Contest #695


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695

The winning captions

These captions are chosen by The New Yorker.

  1. “You’re in luck. A slot for you just opened up in our kitchen.”
  2. “I’m sorry, sir. We no longer serve bread.”
  3. “Yes, we seated a potato, but he had a jacket.”


Name Value
Submission deadline 2020-01-26T22:59:00.000Z
Voting started -
Voting ended 2020-02-09T23:00:00.000Z
Finalists announced 2020-02-03T23:01:00.000Z
Magazine(s) announcing finalists issued February 10, 2020
Number of captions 7544
Number of responses 75949
Number of participants -


Dashboard

In this table, the "mean" means the empirically measured average funniness score when the "unfunny", "somewhat funny" and "funny" receive a funniness score of 1, 2, 3 respectively. "Precison" is the standard error of the mean, the standard deviation of the mean estimate. With that, a caption with an empirical mean μ and precision σ has true mean in the range [μ - 2σ, μ + 2σ] with 95% probability by the 68-95-99.7 rule assuming the responses are indepedent and identically distributed.

Rank Caption Mean Precision Total votes "Unfunny" votes "Somewhat funny" votes "Funny" votes
0 We have one slot left. 2.1657 0.03828 356 75 148 123
1 We can't seat you until the entire loaf arrives. 1.9880 0.07170 83 39 24 20
2 I don’t care if you were the “greatest thing” , you still need a reservation 1.9352 0.07923 108 38 35 32
3 The poptarts are already seated. You’re toast. 1.9011 0.07900 91 33 35 23
4 Sorry, we only serve toast at breakfast. 1.8913 0.08099 92 32 36 23
5 Sorry, the couple said, no toasts. 1.8588 0.07698 85 31 35 16
6 I think you misunderstood when I said we serve bread. 1.8254 0.10002 63 26 22 15
7 Greatest thing or not, you still need a reservation. 1.8243 0.09879 74 34 19 21
8 I'm sorry, Sir. Your date called to cancel due to a yeast infection. 1.7846 0.10165 65 30 19 16
9 Sorry, but it is extra for bread. 1.7778 0.09718 63 33 13 15
10 I'm so sorry, sir. They've already proposed a toast. 1.7701 0.07960 87 36 35 16
11 I'll be happy to seat you when the rest of your loaf arrives. 1.7692 0.08347 78 32 32 14
12 Table, booth or basket? 1.7500 0.11321 44 19 17 8
13 So, I'm guessing you're the toastmaster for this evening. 1.7500 0.15048 24 12 7 5
14 Sorry, I can't seat you until your whole loaf is here. 1.7391 0.09607 69 32 21 15
15 We can only seat you when the rest of the loaf arrives. 1.7391 0.10961 46 18 17 8
16 Monsieur, don’t be a pain. 1.7333 0.14331 30 14 10 6
17 Your better half is here and already toasted. 1.7313 0.08660 67 29 25 10
18 'I'm afraid she cancelled, said you're toast.' 1.7250 0.07542 80 34 35 11
19 Party of two? I think we can sandwich you in. 1.7231 0.08059 65 27 27 8
20 Ah, yes. Tonight's toastmaster. 1.7164 0.09223 67 30 24 12
21 She's not here yet, but it looks like you've been burned before. 1.7121 0.07714 66 34 19 12
22 I'm afraid no slots are open now, but I'm certain something will pop up very soon. 1.7101 0.08412 69 32 26 10
23 I'm sorry, we charge extra for bread. 1.7083 0.11124 48 22 16 8
24 You deserve butter. 1.7077 0.09981 65 31 18 12
25 I realize you are the toast of the town sir, but our rules still apply: No shirt, no shoes, no service. 1.7051 0.08580 78 37 27 14
26 I'm sorry, but we can't seat you until your whole loaf has arrived. 1.7021 0.12509 47 26 9 12
27 You will need a COAT and tie, not to mention pants. 1.7000 0.07143 50 31 12 7
28 I'll arrange for a table away from the pigeons." 1.6986 0.08655 73 38 21 13
29 She left with that heel. 1.6984 0.09768 63 31 20 12
30 I think we might have a slot for you. 1.6964 0.09507 56 27 20 9
31 Sorry but this event is only for the upper crust 1.6875 0.10800 48 23 17 8
32 The rest of your party is already plated. 1.6849 0.08475 73 39 21 13
33 I'm sorry. Your whole loaf must be present before you can be seated. 1.6800 0.07864 75 33 33 9
34 Booth, table, or basket? 1.6765 0.12468 34 16 13 5
35 This establishment is only for the upper crust 1.6735 0.11439 49 26 13 10
36 My apologies, but we can seat you when your entire loaf appears. 1.6667 0.12812 33 16 12 5
37 I know you used to be the greatest thing, but now you need a reservation. 1.6667 0.16879 27 16 4 7
38 I’m sorry, sir, but “catering to the upper crust” only goes so far. 1.6667 0.07226 57 30 20 5
39 Will you be dining with your honey? 1.6486 0.07310 74 44 20 10
40 'We can maybe sandwich you in.' 1.6471 0.10412 51 26 17 8
41 Be late for your shift one more time, and you’re toast. 1.6429 0.13815 28 14 10 4
42 I don't care if you are the toast of the town. No shoes, no service! 1.6400 0.16207 25 14 6 5
43 I’m sorry but the only table available is gluten-free 1.6364 0.08260 66 41 12 12
44 "Would you mind sitting in a basket? 1.6364 0.11364 33 15 15 3
45 Your basket is ready. 1.6316 0.08754 76 41 22 13
46 Sorry, sir, but I can't sandwich you in until the arrival of the rest of your loaf. 1.6316 0.11576 38 19 14 5
47 We're fully booked at the moment but could sandwich you in in about 30 minutes or so. 1.6279 0.11539 43 23 13 7
48 I’m sorry sir, but we can not seat you until your entire loaf is here. 1.6250 0.15711 24 13 7 4
49 I'm sorry, I can't seat you until your butter half is here." 1.6250 0.11706 40 24 9 7
50 I’m sorry, sir, I can not allow you to loaf around here any longer. 1.6250 0.11706 40 21 13 6
51 Sir, are you looking for the bread line? 1.6207 0.10672 58 34 12 12
52 We gave your table to the greatest thing since you. 1.6207 0.12569 29 14 12 3
53 Sorry Sir, the jam session was last night. 1.6207 0.13513 29 15 10 4
54 Toastmasters' was last week. 1.6154 0.15765 26 17 3 6
55 Sir, in my list here we have you for breakfast. 1.6154 0.11391 39 20 14 5
56 you are aware we charge extra for bread 1.6143 0.08462 70 37 22 10
57 Something away from the toaster, please." 1.6111 0.08708 36 22 9 5
58 Sorry, even the toast of the town needs a reservation. 1.6102 0.09368 59 31 20 8
59 We have to let you go; the restaurant is going artisanal. 1.6087 0.16321 23 13 6 4
60 I am sorry but I do not have a reservation for French, Cinnamon, or Melba. 1.6042 0.09292 48 23 21 4
61 I'm afraid we don't allow outside food. 1.6000 0.16330 25 15 5 5
62 Will the rest of your loaf be arriving soon? 1.6000 0.08302 60 33 16 8
63 Our Lobster Ravioli is the best thing since ah...mmm, well let's just say that it's really good. 1.5972 0.08770 72 39 20 11
64 It’s a telegram from France, Mr.Winthrop.I’m afraid your wife has been dredged in eggs and she suffered burns on 90% of her body. 1.5968 0.08437 62 38 14 9
65 Toastmasters is next door. This is Rotary. 1.5957 0.09453 47 28 12 7
66 Careful, it's breakfast, if anyone sees you, you're toast! 1.5909 0.14202 22 13 6 3
67 I'm so sorry, Sir, but we've just gone gluten free. 1.5902 0.08550 61 31 24 6
68 I’m sorry . . . we can’t accommodate you until the rest of your loaf has arrived. 1.5897 0.10531 39 22 12 5
69 I’m sorry, you’re late so you’re toast. 1.5882 0.10910 51 30 12 9
70 We don’t serve bread. 1.5873 0.08947 63 34 20 8
71 Toast of the Town” or not... sorry we’re fully booke 1.5870 0.09103 46 32 8 6
72 Let me know when the whole loaf is here. 1.5854 0.12085 41 23 10 6
73 I can maybe sandwich you in at six 1.5854 0.10462 41 21 16 4
74 No matter how you slice it,you're not getting in. 1.5814 0.12105 43 26 9 8
75 How many are there in your loaf? 1.5714 0.16288 21 12 6 3
76 I’m afraid your date already left with a jar of Smuckers. 1.5714 0.10854 42 22 14 5
77 They told me I’d be giving the toast 1.5714 0.16288 21 12 6 3
78 I think you misunderstood—the restaurant isn’t free FOR gluten... 1.5686 0.10938 51 31 11 9
79 We're no longer serving bread at dinner. 1.5667 0.09318 60 34 18 8
80 Sorry. We can't seat you until your entire sandwich gets here. 1.5652 0.13811 23 12 9 2
81 I’m sorry sir, this is a gluten free affair. 1.5652 0.15175 23 13 7 3
82 I assume you're here to deliver this evening's toast? 1.5641 0.11497 39 22 12 5
83 Your table is bready sir. Oh I’m sorry was that insensitive? 1.5610 0.11342 41 25 8 7
84 I'm afraid you're too late. We already made the toast. 1.5600 0.10751 50 30 12 8
85 I think you've misunderstood what Toastmasters is all about ... 1.5556 0.14454 27 16 7 4
86 Avocado called. She’s not coming. 1.5556 0.11578 36 20 12 4
87 Open-faced again tonight, sir? 1.5556 0.15408 27 17 5 5
88 Sir, happy to seat you, as soon as the rest of your loaf arrives. 1.5526 0.09002 38 24 10 4
89 You can only be seated when your whole loaf shows up 1.5500 0.15347 20 11 7 2
90 I understand that you were once the greatest thing, but I still don’t have an available table. 1.5500 0.15347 20 11 7 2
91 I'm sorry, but you'll have to wait for the rest of your loaf to arrive. 1.5500 0.16975 20 12 5 3
92 How many slices in your party? 1.5500 0.13524 20 10 9 1
93 Terribly sorry sir, but this establishment is gluten-free. 1.5500 0.16975 20 12 5 3
94 Your name keeps popping up. 1.5476 0.10338 42 23 15 4
95 I don't care if you're the Toast of the Town. You're not on the guest list. 1.5472 0.09549 53 30 17 6
96 Sorry, we can't seat you without the rest of your sandwich. 1.5439 0.09389 57 33 17 7
97 Sorry sir, it's an hour wait to be seeded. 1.5429 0.08059 70 41 20 8
98 Sure, you're the toast of the town, but no shirt, no shoes, no service, no exceptions. 1.5417 0.08140 72 41 22 8
99 I can't seat you until the rest of your loaf is here. 1.5405 0.09951 37 24 9 4
100 Sorry, we only accept reservations from the upper crust. 1.5400 0.10384 50 30 13 7
101 You wish to be seated with the upper crust? 1.5349 0.11211 43 26 11 6
102 I'm sorry,but we only serve the upper crust here. 1.5333 0.10347 45 26 14 5
103 I can't seat you until the entire loaf is here. 1.5333 0.09041 60 34 17 6
104 The toastmasters event is across the street. 1.5294 0.15141 17 9 7 1
105 I can’t seat you until your entire loaf is here. 1.5294 0.19398 17 11 3 3
106 I apologize, sir, this is a gluten-free restaurant. 1.5294 0.06479 51 34 14 3
107 We will need to wait for the rest of your loaf. 1.5294 0.17400 17 10 5 2
108 You must be looking for the breadline.. 1.5278 0.12271 36 22 9 5
109 I’m sorry, sir, but jackets are required, even for the upper crust. 1.5273 0.10002 55 34 13 8
110 I’m becoming stale. How much longer do I have to wait? 1.5270 0.07985 74 45 20 9
111 Yes I do know on what side my bread is buttered. You're still not on the guest list. 1.5263 0.17718 19 12 4 3
112 No reservation? We will see if we can sandwich you in! 1.5263 0.17718 19 12 4 3
113 I'm sorry, we're gluten-free now. 1.5263 0.15983 19 11 6 2
114 No shoes, no shirt, no avocado. 1.5263 0.17718 19 12 4 3
115 Sorry, your date had to leave. Something about a yeast infection. 1.5238 0.17754 21 14 3 4
116 I'm sorry, sir. We don't have room to sandwich you in. Of course, you're welcome at the bar if you're willing to offer a toast. 1.5238 0.16358 21 13 5 3
117 Sorry, we’re no longer serving breakfast. 1.5205 0.07829 73 39 22 7
118 I’m sorry, but we don’t serve sandwiches here. 1.5200 0.10396 50 31 12 7
119 It’s Brioche, with a B. 1.5179 0.09532 56 34 15 7
120 I’m sorry, sir, but there are no exceptions to the jacket requirement. 1.5147 0.05339 68 47 19 1
121 You don't wanna come in here. They'll eat you alive. 1.5122 0.10547 41 24 13 4
122 My other half got into a jam. 1.5116 0.10717 43 24 12 5
123 Sorry Sir, but the toast has already been given...do you still wish to be seated? 1.5116 0.10188 43 30 7 6
124 They are not doing a formal toast, just a couple of cheers. 1.5102 0.10563 49 31 11 7
125 Dinning Open Face tonight Sir? 1.5082 0.07796 61 33 16 4
126 Even if you are the Toast of the Town, I still can't let you in without a jacket. 1.5000 0.11156 38 23 11 4
127 I'm sorry, we can't seat you until the rest of your loaf is here. 1.5000 0.16667 18 11 5 2
128 I think you’d be best served at the deli next door. 1.5000 0.15390 20 12 6 2
129 I must be baked, too. 1.5000 0.18257 16 10 4 2
130 I'm sorry, we don't allow outside food. 1.5000 0.18496 20 14 2 4
131 It might be a table for one now. My date's in a bit of a jam. 1.5000 0.17014 20 13 4 3
132 Sorry, we can't seat you until the rest of your loaf has arrived. 1.5000 0.14086 28 18 6 4
133 Carraway seeds do not a jacket make! 1.5000 0.06658 48 34 11 3
134 You're late sir! Your friends are already inside toasting the groom. 1.5000 0.16667 18 11 5 2
135 I'm sorry, sir. The dress code requires twist-ties for breaded guests, not bow-ties. 1.5000 0.17094 22 15 3 4
136 Sir, I hope you have made a reservation. If not, you’re toast. 1.5000 0.11323 40 23 10 4
137 I'm seeing a three to four minute wait, on Low 1.5000 0.12127 18 9 9 0
138 If you have to ask, you don't have enough dough... 1.5000 0.12457 30 18 9 3
139 We’re letting you go. The guests keep thinking they’re having a stroke. 1.5000 0.15811 16 9 6 1
140 I can't allow you inside, you're clearly baked. 1.5000 0.08899 52 27 18 4
141 Pardon me, sir, but this is a gluten-free establishment. 1.5000 0.15390 20 12 6 2
142 Im sorry sir but I find it difficult to believe you’ve been waiting long enough to grow mold 1.5000 0.14575 18 10 7 1
143 We serve your kind here. 1.5000 0.16667 18 11 5 2
144 We need you in the kitchen tonight. 1.5000 0.20300 14 9 3 2
145 We can put you in a basket on table 3. 1.5000 0.14996 28 19 4 5
146 This is awkward, but they're celebrating the greatest thing since you. 1.5000 0.16667 18 11 5 2
147 'I suspect 'jam-packed' means something different where you come from.' 1.5000 0.26112 12 9 0 3
148 I'm sorry, we only serve whole wheat. 1.4918 0.08628 61 39 15 7
149 I apologize for the confusion, but the ad said ‘bread for free,’ not ‘free for bread.’ 1.4918 0.08305 61 38 16 6
150 But, I am supposed to give the toast 1.4902 0.09444 51 31 15 5
151 I’m sorry, sir. You satisfy our dress code, but we do maintain a strict gluten-free policy here at the club. 1.4889 0.10358 45 33 4 6
152 Sorry, your spread isn't ready yet. 1.4884 0.10188 43 26 13 4
153 I'm sorry, we're no longer serving bread. 1.4884 0.11222 43 28 9 6
154 Only one slice tonight, sir? 1.4878 0.08640 41 25 11 3
155 Sorry sir, we’re gluten free. 1.4868 0.07131 76 51 16 8
156 Sorry no outside food is allowed in the dining room. 1.4865 0.11378 37 23 10 4
157 May I suggest a booth? The tables by the kitchen get a bit toasty. 1.4865 0.10698 37 21 12 3
158 We're sorry, but this is a gluten free establishment. 1.4848 0.12402 33 21 8 4
159 I'm sorry, we are unable to seat you until the rest of your loaf arrives 1.4815 0.13472 27 17 7 3
160 Just drinks? Sorry, we only serve bread with a meal. 1.4800 0.15406 25 17 4 4
161 I'll see if Sponge Bob can lend you some pants. 1.4800 0.06674 75 46 19 6
162 You can be seeded 1.4800 0.14283 25 16 6 3
163 I'm sorry, I cancelled your reservation when I heard you were toast. 1.4800 0.13064 25 15 8 2
164 Sir, the Sandwich party is only accepting couples 1.4800 0.14283 25 18 2 4
165 My apologies, but we are a gluten free restaurant. 1.4795 0.08069 73 47 16 8
166 She left with Mr.Panini. 1.4789 0.08477 71 47 13 10
167 Your table being gluten-free isn't a hate-crime, Jerry. 1.4783 0.12367 23 15 5 2
168 I'm afraid your party has already been served. 1.4762 0.09782 42 24 14 3
169 I am sorry we can't sit you till the whole loaf is here. 1.4762 0.08164 42 25 15 2
170 What do you mean this restaurant is gluten free? 1.4762 0.09169 42 24 16 2
171 I'm afraid I can't seat you until the whole sandwich is here. 1.4737 0.14035 19 11 7 1
172 So sorry, we had the reservation down under “Brad” 1.4737 0.19298 19 14 1 4
173 Only the upper crust permitted this evening, and the tie doesn’t fool anybody. 1.4737 0.15983 19 12 5 2
174 Not too close to the heaters please. 1.4730 0.07750 74 48 16 8
175 I'm sorry, but our basket seating isn't available until the rest of your loaf arrives. 1.4706 0.17400 17 11 4 2
176 I have no empty tables, but I might be able to sandwich you in on one. 1.4706 0.15141 17 10 6 1
177 I’m joining Gretzky, Pele, and Jordan. 1.4706 0.21209 17 13 0 4
178 Sorry...we don't serve food 1.4706 0.11357 34 23 7 4
179 I'm sorry, but this year the Academy is going gluten-free. 1.4706 0.17400 17 11 4 2
180 Oxfords only; no loafers. Sorry. 1.4667 0.19190 15 10 3 2
181 I see nothing for Melba. 1.4667 0.19190 15 10 3 2
182 I'm sorry sir, but if you don't have a reservation, you're toast. 1.4667 0.19190 15 10 3 2
183 I’m sorry sir, there is no reservation under the name Wonder. 1.4667 0.11480 30 18 10 2
184 Apologies, we can't seat you until the rest of your loaf arrives. 1.4667 0.19190 15 10 3 2
185 Will another slice be joining you? Or are you dining open-faced this evening? 1.4643 0.14069 28 19 5 4
186 Buttered or unbuttered? 1.4634 0.09937 41 27 9 4
187 Sorry sir, the conservative party is in the all white section. However, we have ample seating in multi grain. 1.4615 0.11410 26 15 10 1
188 I'm sorry, but the club rules clearly state "... and a jacket." 1.4595 0.09951 37 24 10 3
189 No, the want ad said “Host.” Got it? “Host!” 1.4583 0.07268 48 33 12 2
190 Can you point me towards the reception? I'm here to give the wedding toast. 1.4576 0.09149 59 36 12 7
191 Sorry sir, but our toaster booth is only available for a party of two. 1.4545 0.14305 22 14 6 2
192 Trust me, Sir. They’ll eat you alive in there. 1.4545 0.09997 44 28 12 4
193 Sorry, I got the job. They said you would just loaf around. 1.4545 0.15746 22 15 4 3
194 I'm sorry sir, we cannot seat you until the rest of your party arrives. Without avocado, you're just toast. 1.4524 0.09760 42 28 10 4
195 No,I will not raise the thermostat to 350. 1.4500 0.16975 20 14 3 2
196 I think we can sandwich you in at the bar. 1.4500 0.15347 20 13 5 2
197 You might be the "Toast of the Town", it's still a 45 minute wait. 1.4500 0.15347 20 13 5 2
198 I’m sorry, but the gluten-free area is full. 1.4500 0.16975 20 14 3 3
199 I see you’ve got the dough, but we still require trousers, sir. 1.4500 0.15347 20 13 5 2
200 I can sandwich you in. 1.4500 0.13524 20 12 7 1
201 You may be a toastmaster, but you have to be a member to attend. 1.4500 0.13524 20 12 7 1
202 Sir, we have been booked for a week. There is no way we can sandwich you in for a table. 1.4500 0.15347 20 13 5 2
203 Sorry, we aren't serving bread today. 1.4468 0.08222 47 30 13 3
204 Looks like the others in your party have already been seeded. 1.4468 0.09999 47 30 11 5
205 Sir, they proposed a toast - it wasn't an invitation. 1.4444 0.18475 18 13 2 3
206 Is a basket okay? 1.4444 0.29397 9 7 0 2
207 No reservation? I’m afraid you’re toast. 1.4444 0.20166 18 14 0 4
208 I understand your shock, sir. Spotting a family member in the bread basket can be very traumatic. 1.4444 0.10114 36 22 11 2
209 Sorry, sir. No one proposed a toast this evening. 1.4444 0.16612 18 12 4 2
210 "You gotta take over for me, I'm not bred for this. 1.4444 0.13433 27 18 6 3
211 French it’s not. 1.4444 0.16612 18 12 4 2
212 I'll see what I can do, but I'm afraid you're no longer considered the best thing. 1.4444 0.09296 45 28 14 3
213 Your late, they’ve already toasted. 1.4444 0.16612 18 12 4 2
214 Sorry, this restaurant caters to the upper crust. 1.4444 0.14454 27 19 4 4
215 It gets easier. I had that same look when I started here too. 1.4444 0.07429 63 42 16 5
216 I'm sorry sir, but I'm afraid this restaurant is gluten-free 1.4444 0.16612 18 12 4 2
217 There WAS a baguette here a while ago, kept looking at her watch, finally left. 1.4423 0.06955 52 30 20 1
218 I'm late. Maybe it's under "Butter." 1.4419 0.10150 43 28 11 4
219 I'm afraid we serve your kind here. 1.4400 0.09107 50 31 14 4
220 Will PB& J be joining you? 1.4400 0.14236 25 17 5 3
221 No, I wasn't trying to butter you up. 1.4400 0.09545 50 31 12 4
222 I was told to give a toast so, uh, here he is. 1.4390 0.09907 41 26 12 3
223 I need you to go to table three with butter. 1.4390 0.09595 41 27 8 4
224 It doesn't mean you 'only' wear a black tie 1.4375 0.18186 16 11 3 2
225 I'm afraid your party's already been eaten. 1.4375 0.15729 16 10 5 1
226 Sir,we can't readmit you. You're toasted. 1.4375 0.20349 16 12 1 3
227 Table twelve wants more bread. 1.4375 0.18186 16 11 3 2
228 The bow tie is fine, but we also require pants. 1.4375 0.18186 16 11 3 2
229 I'm sorry sir. I cannot seat you. This is a gluten-free restaurant. 1.4375 0.15729 16 10 5 1
230 I don't make the rules. No shirt, no shoes: no service. 1.4375 0.11827 32 20 8 3
231 Sir, I’m afraid that you don’t have enough dough for this establishment, even though you seem well-bread. 1.4375 0.20349 16 12 1 3
232 Sorry, sir, but I can't seat you until your whole loaf arrives. 1.4375 0.15729 16 10 5 1
233 I don't care if you're the greatest thing since sliced bread, it's still a 30 minute wait. 1.4333 0.12395 30 20 7 3
234 You'll need more than a bow tie to hide all that gluten. 1.4324 0.09524 37 25 9 3
235 No, I'm not being wry, sir. Are you? 1.4324 0.11969 37 25 6 5
236 They've already started jamming without you! 1.4318 0.08843 44 29 12 3
237 Sorry, you’re toast. 1.4286 0.11066 35 23 9 3
238 Toast of the Town notwithstanding, sir, no shirt, no shoes, no service! 1.4286 0.20203 14 10 2 2
239 Sorry sir, the only table available is next to the party of ducks. 1.4286 0.17271 14 9 4 1
240 Sorry,we only serve sandwiches. 1.4286 0.20203 14 10 2 2
241 Sorry for the confusion, sir. The guests want you to make a toast, not be toast. 1.4286 0.20203 14 10 2 2
242 I'm sorry sir, it says "well-bred" and you're well, bread. 1.4286 0.13725 14 8 6 0
243 You may be the greatest, but you don’t have a reservation 1.4286 0.17271 14 9 4 1
244 I'm sorry sir but we can't seat you until the rest of your loaf is here. 1.4286 0.20203 14 10 2 2
245 What’s with the sour dough face? 1.4286 0.20203 14 10 2 2
246 We only seat full loaves. 1.4286 0.10305 42 27 10 4
247 I can’t give you your keys sir. You’re toasted. 1.4286 0.20203 14 10 2 2
248 The black tie is optional, but pants are required. 1.4286 0.20203 14 10 2 2
249 Nothing personal, sir, but this restaurant has never served gluten. 1.4262 0.07913 61 40 10 7
250 Sorry but you're no longer the toast of the town. 1.4259 0.08191 54 38 11 5
251 I’m sorry sir. The butter left with the croissant just moments ago. 1.4250 0.11815 40 28 5 6
252 We can only seat you when your entire loaf arrives. 1.4250 0.10674 40 29 6 5
253 Table 5 needs more bread... 1.4242 0.11539 33 22 8 3
254 There is no delicate way to put this. You're toast! 1.4211 0.13925 19 12 6 1
255 Sorry Sir. She just left with the lettuce wrap. 1.4211 0.09007 57 39 12 6
256 I cannot seat you until the whole loaf is present. 1.4211 0.17631 19 14 2 3
257 I'm sorry, but this is only a bar, we don't serve food here. 1.4211 0.13925 19 12 6 1
258 I am sorry sir, but we only cater to the upper crust. 1.4211 0.15887 19 13 4 2
259 You're the toastmaster?? 1.4194 0.10133 31 21 7 1
260 And now, a toast... 1.4186 0.09548 43 28 12 3
261 Are you sure there isn’t a booking under RYE? 1.4179 0.07101 67 43 19 4
262 We can't seat you until all members of your loaf are here. 1.4167 0.14865 12 7 5 0
263 I'm sorry, sir. The only available table is in the gluten-free section. 1.4167 0.19300 12 8 3 1
264 I’m sorry. All the baskets are full. We can serve you at 10 if you wish. 1.4167 0.10820 36 24 9 3
265 We try not to fill up on bread. 1.4151 0.08702 53 35 13 4
266 I'm sorry, sir. We no longer serve gluten. 1.4146 0.10462 41 28 9 4
267 I'm terribly sorry sir, but we're gluten free. 1.4146 0.10462 41 28 9 4
268 You no longer get an automatic table. Nearly everything else is the greatest thing since you. 1.4138 0.08170 58 38 16 4
269 You look like you're about to croque, monsieur! 1.4138 0.10548 29 22 4 3
270 I'm sorry, but the dress code clearly specifies heels. 1.4118 0.07023 68 47 13 6
271 I'm here to meet my butter half. 1.4118 0.14997 17 11 5 1
272 Where’s that butter dish you’re always with. 1.4118 0.19287 17 13 1 3
273 So sorry. We've found something even greater. 1.4118 0.12749 34 25 4 5
274 Sorry sir, but they have already done the toast. 1.4118 0.17276 17 12 3 2
275 I'm late and I'm toast 1.4118 0.14997 17 11 5 1
276 Party of three, sir. Peanut Butter and Jelly have all ready been seated. 1.4118 0.14997 17 11 5 1
277 I'm afraid we can't seat you until the butter arrives. 1.4103 0.10206 39 26 10 3
278 Sir, you might be the greatest invention, but we are fully committed this evening. 1.4091 0.10729 22 13 9 0
279 Our policy is very strict. We cannot seat you until Messrs. Bacon, Lettuce and Tomato have arrived. 1.4091 0.12586 22 14 7 1
280 Are you staying for the whole ceremony or just the toast? 1.4082 0.08206 49 30 16 2
281 I have no reservation for the "Toast of the Town." 1.4074 0.09353 54 37 10 6
282 Thank you, sir, for adding the tie, but we don't seat gentlemen without pants. 1.4074 0.14381 27 20 3 4
283 You've risen as high as you can here. 1.4074 0.11016 27 17 9 1
284 Your bread tie indicates you should no longer be served. 1.4062 0.12588 32 23 5 4
285 They asked for Bernie Sanders, not burnt toast. 1.4048 0.09055 42 29 5 5
286 No, it's got nothing to do with gluten. It's that you're not wearing pants. 1.4038 0.08796 52 35 13 4
287 "Management is tired of your wry sense of humor. " 1.4000 0.19024 15 11 2 2
288 Sorry, without a reservation you're toast. 1.4000 0.19024 15 11 2 2
289 Bernie struggle inside, he didn’t know whether to butter up his boss or just toast him. 1.4000 0.11000 35 24 8 3
290 Just you or will the whole loaf be joining us? 1.4000 0.11346 30 20 8 2
291 Your usual table isn't available. I'm afraid we had to give that to "the best thing". 1.4000 0.12910 25 17 6 2
292 Let’s see: milk, cheese, eggs, cereal, no sir I’m sorry you’re not on the list 1.4000 0.16330 15 10 4 1
293 Is Mr. Peanut and Miss Jelly here yet? 1.4000 0.16330 15 10 4 1
294 I’m sorry, sir. I’m afraid we’re a gluten-free establishment. 1.4000 0.11547 25 18 5 2
295 Fairly near the toaster, but not too near the grill? 1.4000 0.08243 40 27 11 2
296 Yes, ties are required, but you’ll also need loafers. 1.4000 0.21381 15 12 0 3
297 well, well, if it isn’t the toast of the town 1.4000 0.16330 15 10 4 1
298 I had you down for a sandwich, let me see what we have for open face. 1.4000 0.13093 15 9 6 0
299 I am sorry, Monsier, but we only serve baguettes at this establishment. 1.4000 0.16330 15 10 4 1
300 Sorry sir, I can't seat you until the rest of your loaf arrives. 1.4000 0.13093 15 9 6 0
301 Your rye sense of humor has gone stale. 1.4000 0.11547 25 16 8 1
302 Nice bowtie, sir, but you know the rules: No shoes, no shirt, no service. 1.4000 0.19024 15 11 2 2
303 Well, yes, you were the best thing. 1.4000 0.12318 30 21 6 3
304 No, the bowtie makes it worse. 1.4000 0.19024 15 11 2 2
305 No exceptions. We are strictly gluten free. 1.4000 0.19024 15 11 2 2
306 I'm sorry, but you're not kneaded here. 1.4000 0.16330 15 10 4 1
307 I’m assuming you won’t be needing the bread basket sir. 1.4000 0.21381 15 12 0 3
308 Sorry, we only have tables in the gluten-free section. 1.3947 0.11021 38 27 7 4
309 No matter how you slice it, there's going to be a wait. 1.3947 0.08036 38 24 8 2
310 We charge extra for bread. 1.3947 0.08877 38 28 7 3
311 Butter made the reservation. 1.3929 0.10714 28 18 9 1
312 Even if you ARE toast of the town, you still need a reservation. 1.3922 0.08438 51 33 14 3
313 Sorry, sliced bread is no longer the greatest thing. 1.3906 0.07591 64 43 17 4
314 Sorry, sir. But Ms. Butter never showed. 1.3889 0.06013 36 24 8 1
315 Your table is bready 1.3889 0.14323 18 11 5 1
316 I'm sorry, but it was only a matter of time before something even greater came along. 1.3889 0.16447 18 13 3 2
317 Sorry, thats the yeast I can do. 1.3871 0.11050 31 21 8 2
318 Is your butter half here, too? 1.3846 0.21299 13 10 1 2
319 Sorry, sir. No white bread allowed. 1.3846 0.18040 13 9 3 1
320 My plans always go rye 1.3846 0.18040 13 9 3 1
321 Sorry—you are toast, Fred. 1.3846 0.18040 13 9 3 1
322 I"m sorry. We don't serve sandwiches. 1.3846 0.14044 13 8 5 0
323 I'm sorry, sir, but we're gluten-free. 1.3846 0.10783 39 28 7 4
324 I am sorry but you have to wait for the rest of your condiments to be seated. 1.3846 0.14044 13 8 5 0
325 I'm sorry. I can't seat you until the whole loaf is present. 1.3846 0.12499 26 18 6 2
326 I'm sorry sir, we don't have a room big enough for the whole loaf. 1.3846 0.08705 39 24 12 1
327 You said your name is Brad? 1.3846 0.18040 13 9 3 1
328 Would you like a table by the fire? 1.3846 0.14044 13 8 5 0
329 But you said “all rise.” 1.3846 0.18040 13 9 3 1
330 I’m sorry sir, but it’s a Pita Party. 1.3846 0.18040 13 9 3 1
331 I can’t seat you till the rest of your loaf arrives. 1.3846 0.14044 13 8 5 0
332 We're a gluten free establishment. 1.3846 0.18040 13 9 3 1
333 You are free to come in Sir. We just cannot guarantee your safety if you do. 1.3846 0.14044 13 8 5 0
334 Sorry, this restaurant is for the upper crust only 1.3846 0.18040 13 9 3 1
335 I'm sorry sir, you're no longer on the menu. 1.3846 0.18040 13 9 3 1
336 Please give a warm welcome to Vice President Mike Pence. 1.3846 0.21299 13 10 1 2
337 I'm afraid we can't sandwich you in. 1.3846 0.18040 13 9 3 1
338 I’m the one being toasted. 1.3846 0.14044 13 8 5 0
339 Sorry we gave your table away, but we didn't think you'd pop up. 1.3846 0.10783 39 28 7 4
340 I'm sorry sir but we don't serve whole wheat in this establishement 1.3846 0.21299 13 10 1 2
341 I apologize sir, we only serve Keto here. 1.3846 0.18040 13 9 3 1
342 Unfortunately Simon, I think the act is a little stale. 1.3818 0.06611 55 39 12 3
343 It's our policy, sir. BYOB... Bring. Your. Own. Butter. 1.3810 0.14600 21 15 4 2
344 But I'm expected. I'm the toastmaster! 1.3810 0.14600 21 15 4 2
345 I'm sorry sir, our establishment is gluten-free. 1.3810 0.09611 42 29 10 3
346 Our mistake. We put you down as GLuten instead of Gary Luten. 1.3810 0.08986 42 29 9 3
347 Yes, the tie is nice but you'll still need a sport jacket. 1.3810 0.08315 42 26 14 1
348 Oh no we wore the same thing! 1.3800 0.08985 50 34 10 3
349 I'm sorry, we don't serve breakfast here 1.3793 0.12569 29 21 5 3
350 She said she was waiting for a real heel 1.3793 0.12569 29 21 5 3
351 You think I’m too toasted to drive home? 1.3778 0.09686 45 30 9 4
352 It'll just be a few more minutes, sir -- your table hasn't popped yet. 1.3750 0.15478 16 11 4 1
353 We serve quite a lot of bread here sir, however it is generally before the entree. 1.3750 0.15478 16 11 4 1
354 Sir, I think you may have misunderstood when we said we’d have you for dinner 1.3750 0.15478 16 11 4 1
355 And so I told her “babe if you wanna get that bread you’re gonna have to make me crumb” 1.3750 0.26305 8 6 1 1
356 I regret to inform you that I fucked your wife on the panini press last night 1.3750 0.11753 24 16 7 1
357 So, will that be bread alone? 1.3750 0.17970 16 12 2 2
358 What brings you to Toastmasters? 1.3750 0.15478 16 11 4 1
359 Sorry, we only serve avocado toast. 1.3750 0.09237 48 34 10 4
360 I'm sorry, sir. I'm afraid I can't seat you until the rest of your loaf arrives. 1.3750 0.12500 16 12 3 1
361 So you're outta a job since keto got popular, that's rough..... 1.3750 0.15478 16 11 4 1
362 Sorry,your other half has already been served. 1.3750 0.15478 16 11 4 1
363 Ms. Butter called to cancel your date. She said to stop spreading rumors about her meltdown. 1.3750 0.26305 8 6 1 1
364 Sorry, but it's really jammed in there tonight. 1.3750 0.15478 16 11 4 1
365 The rest of your party was served with a Western omelet 15 minutes ago. 1.3750 0.10767 32 24 5 3
366 I'm sorry sir, we don't serve bread..." 1.3750 0.17970 16 12 2 2
367 You still need shoes. 1.3725 0.09686 51 38 7 6
368 Well, you got the tie part of our dress code right but now about pants... 1.3725 0.07389 51 29 13 1
369 Are you part of the Earl of Sandwich's party? 1.3714 0.09245 35 25 7 2
370 Raisin toast, French toast, cheese toast. Sorry, I don’t have anything for plain white toast. 1.3714 0.09245 35 24 8 2
371 I'm sorry, we do serve your kind here...but not in that kind of way. 1.3704 0.10871 27 18 8 1
372 I assume you’re here to give the toast. 1.3704 0.13235 27 20 4 3
373 You dropped some crumbs. 1.3704 0.10871 27 18 8 1
374 I appreciate that you consider yourself “Upper Crust’, Sir, but jackets are required to dine here. 1.3704 0.10871 27 18 8 1
375 No. I said Friday’s have the least availability, not the yeast availability. 1.3684 0.10274 38 27 8 3
376 I'm sorry, we don't accommodate diners with gluten issues." 1.3684 0.11576 38 29 4 5
377 I’m sorry the dress code explicitly requires loafers. 1.3684 0.15692 19 14 3 2
378 I'm sorry sir, this is a "no carb" restaurant. 1.3684 0.13702 19 13 5 1
379 I’m sorry sir, I cannot seat you until the Butter party arrives. 1.3684 0.13702 19 13 5 1
380 No jacket, no service. 1.3684 0.05387 57 43 9 3
381 I'm afraid you're too toasted to attend tonight's party. 1.3684 0.15692 19 14 3 2
382 I'm going to ask you to leave. You got baked at the bar. 1.3651 0.05680 63 41 18 0
383 Sorry, you’re just not waiter material. You’d get eaten alive in this business. 1.3636 0.15212 11 7 4 0
384 Too late, I'm afraid. I guess you're toast. 1.3636 0.20328 11 8 2 1
385 Sorry Sir anyway you slice it we are totally booked. 1.3636 0.20328 11 8 2 1
386 I'll advise you that we take things literally here at the Toastmasters Club. 1.3636 0.15212 11 7 4 0
387 I don’t care WHERE you were toasted, I can’t let you dine here unless you’re wearing a dinner jacket. 1.3636 0.15212 11 7 4 0
388 For you, the Toast of the Town, always! 1.3636 0.15212 11 7 4 0
389 The rest of your loaf has already been seated. 1.3636 0.20328 11 8 2 1
390 It seems the only seat available is in the toaster. 1.3636 0.24393 11 9 0 2
391 You misunderstood. This is a roast, not a toast! 1.3636 0.20328 11 8 2 1
392 With that bowtie, you could easily be mistaken for me. 1.3636 0.20328 11 8 2 1
393 I'm sorry, we don't serve white toast. 1.3636 0.15212 11 7 4 0
394 Now, I'd like to make a toast of our honoree. 1.3636 0.20328 11 8 2 1
395 It's a roast, not a toast. 1.3636 0.20328 11 8 2 1
396 I’m sorry, I don’t have anyone by that grain. 1.3636 0.20328 11 8 2 1
397 Sorry, I don’t have Gluten in the list 1.3636 0.15212 11 7 4 0
398 You're late. They've already had the toast." 1.3636 0.20328 11 8 2 1
399 I'm afraid your reservation has gone stale. 1.3636 0.20328 11 8 2 1
400 I only see a reservation for Mr. Pumpernickel. 1.3636 0.08024 44 35 6 3
401 Nice bowtie, but this party is for baguettes only. 1.3636 0.07306 33 26 5 2
402 Today we're offering complimentary bread, so go say something nice. 1.3636 0.15212 11 7 4 0
403 Yes, I said you would be toast if you were late. 1.3636 0.15212 11 7 4 0
404 I can sandwich you in over near the corner? 1.3636 0.15212 11 7 4 0
405 I am sorry sir, I can seat you in the bar, but they’re only serving sandwiches”.. 1.3636 0.20328 11 8 2 1
406 You’ll have to wait for the rest of your loaf to arrive. 1.3636 0.20328 11 8 2 1
407 I’m sorry, but you don’t fit our toastmaster profile 1.3636 0.20328 11 8 2 1
408 OK! One slice white bread, meeting fried egg for breakfast. 1.3636 0.15212 11 7 4 0
409 We don't allow outside food. 1.3636 0.24393 11 9 0 2
410 Just a minute and we’ll get you seeded. 1.3636 0.15212 11 7 4 0
411 Sorry sir, but we have a gluten-free policy 1.3636 0.20328 11 8 2 1
412 I’m afraid this is a gluten free restaurant. 1.3636 0.12389 22 15 6 1
413 I'm afraid this isn't a black rye event. 1.3636 0.24393 11 9 0 2
414 I can't let you in without pants. 1.3636 0.15212 11 7 4 0
415 No shoes, no butter, no service. 1.3636 0.20328 11 8 2 1
416 You can’t just pop up without a reservation, Sir. 1.3636 0.15212 11 7 4 0
417 Do you wanna sit with peanut butter and jelly or with butter? 1.3636 0.20328 11 8 2 1
418 Is this the Toastmasters Club? 1.3636 0.20328 11 8 2 1
419 I'm sorry, sir. I don't care if you are the 'toast' of Broadway, you need to have a reservation! 1.3623 0.06838 69 45 18 3
420 The tie helps, but you're still toast to me. 1.3611 0.06651 72 53 14 5
421 But I told you, I'm lack-toast intolerant. 1.3611 0.10655 36 25 7 3
422 And just how late is Ms. Avocado running? 1.3600 0.11372 25 17 7 1
423 I think we should be clearer about what these toastmaster meetings are for. 1.3600 0.11372 25 17 7 1
424 I'm sorry, sir, the toastmaster's dinner was last night. 1.3600 0.12754 25 18 5 2
425 Sorry sir, but we do not serve bread here. 1.3600 0.09798 25 18 6 1
426 Okay, I give up, what do you wonder? 1.3600 0.12754 25 18 5 2
427 You’ll be seated when the rest of your loaf arrives 1.3600 0.14000 25 19 3 3
428 Without a reservation, you're toast. 1.3571 0.16926 14 10 3 1
429 Sorry, there's just a Brad on my list. 1.3571 0.19910 14 11 1 2
430 Sorry sir, I can't seat you until your entire loaf is here. 1.3571 0.16926 14 10 3 1
431 I don't care if you are well bred and the toast of the town. We only deal with the upper crust here. 1.3571 0.16926 14 10 3 1
432 Why the rye smile? 1.3571 0.13289 14 9 5 0
433 Table 14 complained about your rye humor. 1.3571 0.19910 14 11 1 2
434 Of course I've heard the expression,but you're not on the list. 1.3571 0.08474 28 20 7 1
435 Apologies, sir, we just gave that table to the greatest thing since, well, you.” 1.3571 0.16926 14 10 3 1
436 The gentleman who sold me this tie told me it was one-of-a-kind. 1.3571 0.19910 14 11 1 2
437 Sorry, we already filled up on bread. 1.3571 0.16926 14 10 3 1
438 Any way you slice it – you're going to need a reservation. 1.3571 0.16926 14 10 3 1
439 I don't think we have a sport coat in your size, sir. 1.3571 0.19910 14 11 1 2
440 It’s crumby your reservation was canceled, you deserved butter. 1.3571 0.16926 14 10 3 1
441 Nothing under Brown? That’s strange — what about Wholemeal? 1.3571 0.11745 28 20 6 2
442 Well well well, if it isn’t the big piece of bread that’s fucking my wife. 1.3571 0.16926 14 10 3 1
443 We only have tables in Gluten-Free section, sir. 1.3571 0.16926 14 10 3 1
444 I do have a seat available in the toaster. 1.3571 0.13289 14 9 5 0
445 I won’t be able to seat you until the rest of your party arrives. 1.3571 0.16926 14 10 3 1
446 But, can't you "sandwich" me in??! 1.3571 0.16926 14 10 3 1
447 How about you butter me up this time. 1.3571 0.16926 14 10 3 1
448 Sorry, we already have someone claiming to be the best thing since sliced bread. 1.3571 0.13289 14 9 5 0
449 I'm sorry, sir, they already had the toast. 1.3571 0.16926 14 10 3 1
450 I’m waiting for my buttered half. 1.3571 0.19910 14 11 1 2
451 Fred is here to explain to us, as no one else can, why he always falls jelly side down. 1.3571 0.16926 14 10 3 1
452 I doubt the President knows the price of bread either. 1.3571 0.19910 14 11 1 2
453 You'll have to wait, they've already started the... toast. 1.3571 0.13289 14 9 5 0
454 I'm sorry this isn't your jam. 1.3571 0.19910 14 11 1 2
455 She said there was always something getting between the two of you. 1.3571 0.16926 14 10 3 1
456 I'm sorry sir, the sign clearly says "no shoes...no service" 1.3571 0.10559 28 19 8 1
457 Jam has not arrived, would you like to be seated ? 1.3571 0.13289 14 9 5 0
458 All we have left is a crumby table. 1.3571 0.16926 14 10 3 1
459 When she left she said "You're late, you're toast!" 1.3548 0.07660 62 42 13 4
460 Go right in; they want you next to the toastmaster. 1.3529 0.10240 34 22 8 2
461 Sorry sir, but you no longer have enough dough. 1.3529 0.11947 17 11 6 0
462 You are not on the reservation list and I don't appreciate your rye comments. 1.3529 0.17023 17 13 2 2
463 I'm afraid this is a gluten-free establishment. 1.3529 0.11947 17 11 6 0
464 I'm sorry, sir, but we can only seat your entire loaf. 1.3529 0.17023 17 13 2 2
465 The Toastmasters lunch was yesterday. 1.3529 0.14706 17 12 4 1
466 Are you here to give the dinner toast?" 1.3519 0.07072 54 39 11 3
467 I don't think this is what the groom meant when he said he wanted to make a toast. 1.3514 0.09661 37 26 9 1
468 Your blind date has a butter face. 1.3514 0.09661 37 26 9 2
469 I'm sorry, we don't serve gluten. 1.3500 0.09507 40 31 5 4
470 Well, we do have one table, it’s next to the fireplace. It might be a bit toasty. 1.3500 0.16662 20 16 1 3
471 No outside food in the theater, sir. 1.3500 0.08435 40 30 6 3
472 I'm sorry, but this establishment is strictly gluten-free. 1.3500 0.08435 40 29 9 2
473 We can't seat you until your whole loaf is present. Don't ask rye. 1.3500 0.13129 20 14 5 1
474 I am here for the Toastmaster. 1.3500 0.09164 40 28 10 2
475 Let me know when the rest of your loaf arrives." Sruli Dresdner, Auburn, M 1.3500 0.13129 20 14 5 1
476 I'm sorry, sir, this is a Dale Carnegie workshop. Toastmasters was last week. 1.3500 0.09838 40 29 7 3
477 Sorry.All the single slots are filled at this time. 1.3500 0.10942 20 13 7 0
478 I am sorry Sir, this club has a strict no gluten policy. 1.3478 0.13497 23 17 4 2
479 I said "you're toast"...not "you're the ToastMaster"! 1.3478 0.08351 46 34 6 4
480 Not without pants. 1.3478 0.08910 46 33 10 3
481 We don’t serve bread here. 1.3462 0.09515 26 20 6 0
482 We no longer serve bread. 1.3462 0.12332 26 19 5 2
483 Sorry, but we don't serve sliced bread here. 1.3455 0.08692 55 41 9 5
484 Sorry, but our next available reservation would be after your "Best By" date. 1.3448 0.12433 29 22 4 3
485 Sorry -- this is 'Open Face' the sandwich caterer, not the dating service. 1.3448 0.07602 58 39 14 3
486 Maybe ask SpongeBob, but either way, you can't work here without pants. 1.3443 0.05671 61 40 19 0
487 I apologize sir, I believe the rest of your party has already been served 1.3433 0.06908 67 47 16 2
488 That was some toast! 1.3421 0.08663 38 25 9 1
489 Better hurry. They're toasting the bride. 1.3421 0.09449 38 28 6 3
490 Is this restaurant gluten free? 1.3415 0.09633 41 30 3 3
491 Unfortunately sir, we cannot serve carbs. 1.3415 0.08978 41 29 10 2
492 I don't think you have enough dough to get in. 1.3409 0.07926 44 28 13 1
493 Sorry, no Toastmasters meeting here. 1.3404 0.06987 47 39 6 2
494 Sir, this is Jam Masters. Toast is down the hall. 1.3396 0.08912 53 37 6 5
495 I'm sorry, you'll have to stand in the bread line. 1.3333 0.23570 9 7 1 1
496 Table six is gluten-free, so don't expect much of a tip. 1.3333 0.12599 15 10 5 0
497 Sir, I'm sorry, were jam-packed. 1.3333 0.18803 12 9 2 1
498 Don't talk to him about white privilege, he's earned this toast. 1.3333 0.14213 12 8 4 0
499 Either sit down or your toast!! 1.3333 0.14213 12 8 4 0
500 I don’t care if you’re feeling crumby. If you can’t work tonight, you’re toast! 1.3333 0.33333 6 5 0 1
501 Hurry, you're up first. 1.3333 0.09759 36 26 8 2
502 Are you a member? It’s club sandwiches only. 1.3333 0.18803 12 9 2 1
503 Sorry but we already have a toastmaster for the meeting. 1.3333 0.15936 15 11 3 1
504 Didn't think we'd see you back here after that crummy review. 1.3333 0.03774 27 19 7 0
505 I'm sorry sir, but without a reservation, you're toast. 1.3333 0.15936 15 11 3 1
506 I'm sorry. No neck, no shoes, no service. 1.3333 0.09401 33 26 5 2
507 Are you here for the toast? 1.3333 0.18803 12 9 2 1
508 Sorry, Pal, Toastmasters is next door. 1.3333 0.14003 18 12 4 1
509 You’re late again. What happened with you saying you were an early riser? 1.3333 0.14213 12 8 4 0
510 I don't think we can sandwich you in. 1.3333 0.18803 12 9 2 1
511 Bow tie but no pants?? Make up your mind Josh 1.3333 0.14213 12 8 4 0
512 Let me see if I can sandwich you in. 1.3333 0.18687 15 12 1 2
513 Butter is waiting for you at the table. 1.3333 0.10360 33 24 7 2
514 I'm sorry - this isn't a good time for a toast 1.3333 0.18803 12 9 2 1
515 I'm sorry, they started without you. 1.3333 0.23570 9 7 1 1
516 Im telling you Carl these drugs are insane. You look like a human dressed as a waiter! 1.3333 0.14003 18 12 4 1
517 Sorry, sir, we don't serve gluten here. 1.3333 0.14003 18 13 4 1
518 I'm giving you fair warning. Sit anywhere near the kitchen and you're toast. 1.3333 0.22473 12 10 0 2
519 You're too late. The toasting's over. 1.3333 0.18803 12 9 2 1
520 I'm sorry, I cannot seat you. This is a gluten-free restaurant. 1.3333 0.18803 12 9 2 1
521 A butter plate will be ready for you shortly. 1.3333 0.23570 9 7 1 1
522 Sorry, bagels only. Try the Waffle House two blocks down. 1.3333 0.18803 12 9 2 1
523 Sorry, your little peach called and cancelled. She's found herself in a real jam! 1.3333 0.11526 24 17 6 1
524 Sorry sir, but we cannot seat you unless you’re gluten-free. 1.3333 0.12599 15 10 5 0
525 Same tie? Yeesh, this is awkward. 1.3333 0.33333 6 5 0 1
526 Your reservation is the yeast of my concerns. 1.3333 0.18803 12 9 2 1
527 The dining room is full, would you mind sitting in the oven? 1.3333 0.18803 12 9 2 1
528 Yes Mr Peanut is here but Miss Jelly has not arrived yet Sir" 1.3333 0.22473 12 10 0 2
529 You're early, sir. The Toastmasters Dinner is tomorrow night. 1.3333 0.14213 12 8 4 0
530 We have room in the toaster. 1.3333 0.18803 12 9 2 1
531 You say you're a sandwich, but where's your better half! 1.3333 0.11526 24 17 6 1
532 Well, you’re a little late for the toast, but I’ll see what I can do. 1.3333 0.15936 15 11 3 1
533 I'm here to meet my friend. The reservation is under the name Butter. 1.3333 0.14213 12 8 4 0
534 I'm sorry, I can not let you in, this restaurant is gluten-free 1.3333 0.10541 21 14 7 0
535 We only take reservations for loaves of eight or more. 1.3333 0.12599 15 10 5 0
536 Are you here to give the toast? 1.3333 0.18803 12 9 2 1
537 We could fit you in before the main course." 1.3333 0.18687 15 12 1 2
538 I'm sorry but you'll have to wait. We're pretty jammed up tonight! 1.3333 0.09245 39 27 9 2
539 Sorry, Sir, it's an all-keto menu today. 1.3333 0.14213 12 8 4 0
540 Yep, you're toast. 1.3333 0.15936 15 11 3 1
541 But I'm the toast of the town..surely you have a table for me! S.R. Toth Duxbury MA 1.3333 0.18803 12 9 2 1
542 I’m sorry, sir, but this is a gluten-free restaurant. We don’t serve bread. 1.3333 0.07390 60 45 11 4
543 Today, Bob learned that LSD was not something to be taken lightly 1.3333 0.18803 12 9 2 1
544 I'm sorry sir, this is not a "white bread" place. 1.3333 0.14213 12 8 4 0
545 The Avocados are already here and they are expecting you. 1.3333 0.14213 12 8 4 0
546 WHY ME? 1.3333 0.18803 12 9 2 1
547 I had been told that you're no longer complimentary 1.3333 0.12599 15 10 5 0
548 Sir, I'm afraid we require a jacket or at the very least a schmear. 1.3333 0.09759 36 26 8 2
549 My wife is going to be very upset. I’m toast. 1.3333 0.18803 12 9 2 1
550 Don't complain, you knew you were toast before you came. 1.3333 0.18803 12 9 2 1
551 I'm sorry Sir, we're already at our carb limit. 1.3333 0.07763 60 44 12 4
552 I thought we agreed that you wouldn't bother me at my work. 1.3333 0.18803 12 9 2 1
553 I’m sorry, we don’t serve your kind of bread here. 1.3333 0.18803 12 9 2 1
554 I am not racist, but this is a gluten-free restaurant. 1.3333 0.11433 18 12 6 0
555 Oh, we don't actually have a diploma for you. We figured you'd been eaten by now or at least gone stale. 1.3333 0.33333 6 5 0 1
556 I get the feeling that you don't understand the purpose of Toast Masters. 1.3333 0.22473 12 10 0 2
557 We only serve baguette. 1.3333 0.14213 12 8 4 0
558 Well, without a reservation you’ll be sandwiched in between Table 3 and Table 4 1.3333 0.14213 12 8 4 0
559 Rye, not black tie. 1.3333 0.10360 33 22 7 2
560 Sorry. Last time you left crumbs. 1.3333 0.18803 12 9 2 1
561 What up, homeslice? 1.3333 0.18803 12 9 2 1
562 We no longer serve toast. 1.3333 0.18803 12 9 2 1
563 I'm sorry, but we don't seat incomplete patties. 1.3333 0.18803 12 9 2 1
564 I guess you didn’t get the message about too many white bread waiters in this age of diversity. 1.3333 0.18803 12 9 2 1
565 You don't appear to have a reservation for tonight's jam session, sir. 1.3333 0.13074 27 20 3 3
566 Oh no! Toast! 1.3333 0.18803 12 9 2 1
567 How many in your loaf? 1.3333 0.15936 15 11 3 1
568 I presume you'll be dining open-faced tonight? 1.3333 0.14213 12 8 4 0
569 We've cut you off...you look toasted. 1.3333 0.18803 12 9 2 1
570 You said it was time for the toast? 1.3333 0.13074 27 21 3 3
571 I'm sorry sir. But, no pants, no service. 1.3333 0.18803 12 9 2 1
572 I’m sorry sir but we can’t seat you until your entire loaf arrives. 1.3333 0.18803 12 9 2 1
573 Sorry, it's jam packed in there. 1.3333 0.18803 12 9 2 1
574 The heel left an hour ago. 1.3333 0.18803 12 9 2 1
575 You're late. And you're not even buttered. 1.3333 0.18803 12 9 2 1
576 Chef? Exactly what kind of mushrooms were in that soup? 1.3333 0.16169 18 14 2 2
577 I’m sorry sir, but you can’t be seated until the rest of the loaf is here. 1.3333 0.18803 12 9 2 1
578 Pants are mandatory 1.3333 0.18803 12 9 2 1
579 I'm sure it is hard to find pants in your size, but rules are rules. 1.3333 0.33333 6 5 0 1
580 I’m sorry, but this event is strictly gluten-free. 1.3333 0.18803 12 9 2 1
581 She called to cancel... but if you like I can seat you open face at the bar. 1.3333 0.09948 39 29 7 3
582 Customers are complaining that you are a crummy waiter." 1.3333 0.15936 15 11 3 1
583 Your date was here. But she was spread with butter and eaten by a hungry customer. 1.3333 0.18803 12 9 2 1
584 Sorry, sir. Without a jacket, you're toast. 1.3333 0.14213 12 8 4 0
585 We don't serve fancy bread here. 1.3333 0.18803 12 9 2 1
586 The toast of the town? Never heard of him. 1.3333 0.14003 18 13 4 1
587 Oh, you're the one who's so late...she said you were toast! 1.3289 0.07348 76 57 11 7
588 I’m afraid you’re toast — we’re booked solid. 1.3276 0.07123 58 42 12 3
589 The Baguettes and the Croissants aren't here yet. You're the first to atrrive 1.3261 0.06988 46 33 12 1
590 I'm sorry sir, but we are a gluten free restaurant... 1.3261 0.07648 46 35 10 1
591 Sorry, you're not welcome back. Your comedy is a bit dry. 1.3235 0.09173 34 26 6 2
592 Our next speaker is a rye commentator on today's events. 1.3226 0.11720 31 23 4 3
593 If you drop any crumbs...you are toast! 1.3226 0.10763 31 23 6 2
594 I'm sorry the rest of my party is late. They are always loafing around. 1.3226 0.10763 31 23 6 2
595 I'm afraid we don't have a sport coat in your size 1.3214 0.08988 28 19 9 0
596 Well wonder no more 1.3214 0.11563 28 21 5 2
597 Miss Mayonnaise left with Mr. Tomato. 1.3214 0.08101 56 39 10 4
598 Do you want a gluten-free table? 1.3214 0.10356 28 20 7 1
599 I'm sorry sir, but our establishment is gluten-free. 1.3200 0.12543 25 19 4 2
600 Son, it's not about what you look like. It's about what you are made of. Sporting a handsome bowtie does not qualify you as artisan bread. 1.3200 0.11136 25 19 2 2
601 I'm very sorry but this just isn't going to pan out. 1.3200 0.11136 25 18 6 1
602 OH MY GOD, YOU ARE A NAKED PIECE OF BREAD!!! DO YOU HAVE NO SELF RESPECT?!? ARE YOU A NUDIST THAT LOVES BOWTIES?!? 1.3200 0.11136 25 18 6 1
603 I said I'd deliver a small toast. 1.3200 0.05745 75 53 18 2
604 Sorry, there are no toasters tonight, only toastmasters. 1.3200 0.07251 50 35 14 1
605 As a matter of fact, I can believe it’s not butter. 1.3182 0.15270 22 18 1 3
606 I'm not trying to get a rise out of you, but you're being kinda kneady. 1.3171 0.06693 82 57 13 6
607 It's indeed a lovely tie, sir, but I'm afraid you'll still need a jacket 1.3158 0.15395 19 15 2 2
608 You mean that tasty bit of crumpet who arrived alone? She waited about thirty minutes, then left with a crusty slice of pumpernickel. It appears, sir, your evening is toast. 1.3158 0.13361 19 14 4 1
609 I'm sorry, I see reservations under Rye, Wheat, and Wonder, but nothing under Melba. 1.3158 0.13361 19 14 4 1
610 I'm sorry, sir, but the only available table is in the gluten-free section. 1.3158 0.10053 38 29 6 3
611 You may be the toast of the town, but I still can't give you a table. 1.3158 0.10053 38 27 5 3
612 Sorry I can't seat you tonight we are totally jammed. 1.3158 0.10956 19 13 6 0
613 Oh, this is embarrassing. I said reservation for WHEAT. 1.3134 0.06093 67 47 16 1
614 I thought I was the toastmaster. 1.3125 0.15052 16 12 3 1
615 I apologize, sir, but as I said on the telephone, we are a gluten-free establishment" 1.3125 0.11968 16 11 5 0
616 Sorry sir, I haven't seen your butter come in yet... 1.3103 0.12261 29 23 3 3
617 We don't serve toast at this establishment. 1.3103 0.08743 29 20 9 0
618 I’m sorry, sir. That table has already filled up, and they blame you. 1.3095 0.09929 42 33 5 4
619 The Toastmaster's Club meeting has been moved to the cafeteria. 1.3095 0.07220 42 32 9 1
620 I’m sorry sir, but we have a black rye policy. 1.3091 0.08154 55 42 9 4
621 I'm sorry sir - we don't serve toast here... 1.3077 0.17485 13 10 2 1
622 I'm sorry. We're gluten free. 1.3077 0.13323 13 9 4 0
623 I'm sorry, no shirt, no shoes, no service 1.3077 0.17485 13 10 2 1
624 We're putting on a nice spread tonight. 1.3077 0.13323 13 9 4 0
625 Sorry, no Toastmasters Club Meeting scheduled for today. 1.3077 0.09231 26 18 8 0
626 Your late. You’ll be toast 1.3077 0.17485 13 10 2 1
627 When I heard the call for a toast, I thought it meant me. 1.3077 0.09231 26 18 8 0
628 Sir, I can't seat you until the rest of your loaf has arrived 1.3077 0.17485 13 10 2 1
629 I am sorry Sir, our gluten-free options are rather limited. 1.3077 0.13323 13 9 4 0
630 Looks like you? I'm afraid we've already served her. 1.3077 0.17485 13 10 2 1
631 I’m sorry sir. This is a gluten free establishment. 1.3077 0.17485 13 10 2 1
632 I’m sorry sir, the cheese said she prefers to stand alone. 1.3077 0.17485 13 10 2 1
633 Sorry sir, this restaurant serves white bread only. 1.3077 0.17485 13 10 2 1
634 Sorry, I don’t see carbs on the list. 1.3077 0.17485 13 10 2 1
635 You're going to knead to butter me up if you want a table!" 1.3077 0.17485 13 10 2 1
636 Sorry sir, we are a strictly gluten-free restaurant. 1.3077 0.17485 13 10 2 1
637 There is a party of baguettes ahead of you, but I will put your name down. 1.3077 0.13323 13 9 4 0
638 You better not let Chef see you without that apron or you'll be toast 1.3077 0.17485 13 10 2 1
639 They told me I was here to give a toast. 1.3077 0.13323 13 9 4 0
640 We can't seat you until your whole loaf arrives. 1.3077 0.17485 13 10 2 1
641 That’s the last time I drop acid before work.” 1.3077 0.17485 13 10 2 1
642 No Ms. Butter tonight? 1.3077 0.13323 13 9 4 0
643 Party of one-der-bread I presume? 1.3077 0.09113 39 28 4 3
644 I was just wondering if you served bread here. 1.3077 0.17485 13 10 2 1
645 I'm sorry. No dough, no service. 1.3077 0.17485 13 10 2 1
646 Sir, we only seat full loaves. 1.3077 0.20831 13 11 0 2
647 I'm sorry. This isn't a pop up restaurant. 1.3077 0.17485 13 10 2 1
648 I am sorry,but we are gluten free. 1.3077 0.17485 13 10 2 1
649 I’d make a ‘tuxedough’ joke, but you’d really need to see it written out. 1.3077 0.17485 13 10 2 1
650 Sorry, sir, at this hour we don't seat singles...you'll have to wait for the whole loaf." 1.3077 0.17485 13 10 2 1
651 Sorry, we don’t serve food here. 1.3077 0.17485 13 10 2 1
652 No reservation? You're chances are toast. 1.3077 0.13323 13 9 4 0
653 Two please. I'm waiting for my butter half. 1.3077 0.17485 13 10 2 1
654 The election results are in and I'm afraid you're toast 1.3077 0.17485 13 10 2 1
655 My apologies. We meant no offense when we said this place is the best thing since sliced bread. 1.3077 0.13323 13 9 4 0
656 Oh dear, we meant to order a champagne toast. 1.3077 0.17485 13 10 2 1
657 The Toastmasters meeting was LAST night 1.3077 0.17485 13 10 2 1
658 No matter how much he dressed up, Warren never got promoted to croissant. 1.3077 0.17485 13 10 2 1
659 No gluten, no fiber? No service! 1.3077 0.13323 13 9 4 0
660 Sorry,but we gave the last table to your butter half 1.3077 0.17485 13 10 2 1
661 Toast of the town or not you can't come in without a jacket. 1.3077 0.17485 13 10 2 1
662 Sorry sir, Toastmasters was last night. 1.3077 0.17485 13 10 2 1
663 I don't care if you're the toast of the town. I still can't seat you without a reservation. 1.3077 0.13323 13 9 4 0
664 I can sandwich your party in at 9:30 p.m. 1.3077 0.17485 13 10 2 1
665 The toaster isn't available until 9:00. 1.3077 0.17485 13 10 2 1
666 Our next speaker's talk: "Global Warming -- We're All Toast" 1.3077 0.17485 13 10 2 1
667 I'll see if I can sandwich you in. 1.3077 0.13323 13 9 4 0
668 Sorry, it’s a roast, not a toast. 1.3077 0.13323 13 9 4 0
669 Sorry. No shoes, no shirt, no service. 1.3077 0.13323 13 9 4 0
670 Only sandwiches allowed. 1.3077 0.17485 13 10 2 1
671 I'm sure the emcee announced it's time to give the toast. 1.3077 0.17485 13 10 2 1
672 Sorry, this restaurant is exclusively for the upper crust. 1.3077 0.13323 13 9 4 0
673 You're the last of your loaf to arrive. 1.3077 0.13323 13 9 4 0
674 Sorry, Sir. We only have a two slot, multi-grain table available. 1.3077 0.13323 13 9 4 0
675 Sorry Sir! No stag entry 1.3077 0.20831 13 11 0 2
676 Yes, you put on a tie. But you're still toast. 1.3077 0.17485 13 10 2 1
677 I can sandwich you in between five and five-thirty tomorrow. 1.3077 0.13323 13 9 4 0
678 I’m sorry, sir, we’ve already filled up on you. 1.3077 0.17485 13 10 2 1
679 Kitchen staff are supposed to come in through the back. 1.3077 0.17485 13 10 2 1
680 I'm sorry sir, but you cannot be seated until PB & J have arrived. 1.3077 0.17485 13 10 2 1
681 Sorry, sir. The bread baskets have already been served. 1.3077 0.17485 13 10 2 1
682 Table for one? Don’t you guys usually come in pairs? 1.3077 0.17485 13 10 2 1
683 Even so, you still have to wear pants. 1.3077 0.17485 13 10 2 1
684 I'm sorry Sir, but we only serve the upper crust here 1.3077 0.17485 13 10 2 1
685 And now I would like to introduce the founder of Toastmasters... 1.3077 0.13323 13 9 4 0
686 We haven’t been Pat O ‘Butter’s for years now. 1.3077 0.13323 13 9 4 0
687 I'm afraid that we only seat Artisanal. 1.3077 0.17485 13 10 2 1
688 I don’t think you want to go in there, sir - I’m afraid everything’s gone awry. 1.3077 0.20831 13 11 0 2
689 Table two ran out of bread. I think they want to see you in the back." 1.3077 0.13323 13 9 4 0
690 You’re just not the greatest thing anymore. 1.3077 0.08025 52 39 10 3
691 I’m sorry, this restaurant is now gluten-free. 1.3077 0.13323 13 9 4 0
692 But without this reservation, I'm toast! 1.3077 0.13323 13 9 4 0
693 Sorry sir, but clip ons are unacceptable. 1.3077 0.17485 13 10 2 1
694 I'm sorry sir but you'll have to wear more than just a bowtie to be seated. 1.3077 0.13323 13 9 4 0
695 You say you have reservations for how many slices? 1.3077 0.17485 13 10 2 1
696 And now I present the greatest thing, sliced bread. 1.3077 0.17485 13 10 2 1
697 I guess you misheard me when I mentioned that it was a celebrity roast. 1.3077 0.06524 39 29 8 1
698 It will take just a few minutes to seat the whole loaf. And to what will we be toasting this evening? 1.3077 0.17485 13 10 2 1
699 Sorry, sir, when we went gluten-free, that new policy was regarding the customers. 1.3077 0.13323 13 9 4 0
700 We reserve the right to refuse service to anyone without whole grains. 1.3065 0.05436 62 45 14 1
701 If it's any consolation, I do like the tie. 1.3056 0.06690 36 26 9 0
702 Our apologies but we only cater to the upper crust. Come back when you have more dough. 1.3056 0.07786 36 26 6 1
703 When I ask them that, it doesn't mean you can join them. 1.3056 0.09611 36 26 7 2
704 Yes, you have a tie, but crust isn't a jacket ... and, sorry, trousers are also required. 1.3056 0.09611 36 27 7 2
705 I am sorry sir, but we’ll have to wait for the rest of your loaf to arrive 1.3043 0.07531 23 17 6 0
706 Sorry, gluten-free only! 1.3043 0.11652 23 17 5 1
707 I can sandwich you in between the Cheese's and the Meat's in the club section, if that's ok? 1.3043 0.13240 23 18 3 2
708 The big cheese is seated already. 1.3043 0.07531 46 32 12 0
709 I’m sorry sir, we have a strict no crust policy. 1.3023 0.07829 43 33 7 2
710 Yes, a tie is required. But, you must also be dressed. 1.3000 0.15275 10 7 3 0
711 You’ll need more dough to dine here. 1.3000 0.21344 10 8 1 1
712 Sorry, it’s just protocol. We only serve toast at breakfast. 1.3000 0.15275 10 7 3 0
713 I'm here to improve my communications skills with the toastmasters association! 1.3000 0.15275 10 7 3 0
714 OK, but I just don't want to be toasted 1.3000 0.15275 10 7 3 0
715 We're full tonight, but you can have a toaster at the bar. 1.3000 0.21344 10 8 1 1
716 I’m so embarrassed. The invitation said, “Black Tie Only”. 1.3000 0.15275 10 7 3 0
717 Sorry. The Toastmasters meeting was yesterday. 1.3000 0.15275 10 7 3 0
718 Will Ms. Butter be joining you? 1.3000 0.21344 10 8 1 1
719 I'm sorry, but you still need a jacket. 1.3000 0.15275 10 7 3 0
720 It's not that kind of club. 1.3000 0.15275 10 7 3 0
721 Does the greatest idea in history need a reservation? 1.3000 0.15275 10 7 3 0
722 No, I checked it again. Today is Rotary, Toastmasters is Thursday. 1.3000 0.15275 10 7 3 0
723 I'm sorry, Melba. Your Sloppy Joe has not yet arrived. 1.3000 0.07693 50 36 10 2
724 Yes, your date was seated before you, sir, but I regret to inform you there was a crouton shortage in the kitchen. 1.3000 0.10881 30 23 4 2
725 Sorry, but there’s no ‘End Piece’ on the list. 1.3000 0.15275 10 7 3 0
726 I apologize sir, but grey poupon is required attire. 1.3000 0.21344 10 8 1 1
727 You say you made a reservation, but I suspect that you're full of bologna. 1.3000 0.15275 10 7 3 0
728 Sorry sir, it's strictly black rye only. 1.3000 0.07628 60 49 6 5
729 Yes, she was here earlier, but got toasted and left with the rye. 1.3000 0.21344 10 8 1 1
730 Table for one slice. 1.3000 0.15275 10 7 3 0
731 I'm afraid you're fired Pierre, I just can't put up with your loafing any more. 1.3000 0.15275 10 7 3 0
732 I'm sorry sir, but our dress code requires a jacket as well as tie." 1.3000 0.15275 10 7 3 0
733 I'm sorry sir, but a coat is also required 1.3000 0.15275 10 7 3 0
734 I'm sorry, sir, but I don't see 'Croque Monsieur' on the menu tonight. 1.3000 0.21344 10 8 1 1
735 Sir, all of our dinners are served with complementary bread. We do not give a discount if one orders dinner without bread. 1.3000 0.15275 10 7 3 0
736 Sorry, everything we serve is gluten-free. 1.3000 0.15275 10 7 3 0
737 Nice bow tie but I can still see your buns 1.3000 0.15275 10 7 3 0
738 Sir, would you like a table with or without a toaster? 1.3000 0.21344 10 8 1 1
739 I can seat you near the toaster. 1.3000 0.15275 10 7 3 0
740 How the...? There is no way I'm parking whatever the hell you drove here. 1.3000 0.15275 10 7 3 0
741 Tables 3, 7, and 11 are all complaining about the lack of croutons in their salads 1.3000 0.15275 10 7 3 0
742 I'm sorry sir. You can't just pop up and expect to be seated right away. 1.3000 0.15275 10 7 3 0
743 How many in your loaf, sir? 1.3000 0.15275 10 7 3 0
744 Under the reservation for "BUTTER" 1.3000 0.15275 10 7 3 0
745 Sorry but we thought a table for Mr. Wry was a joke. 1.3000 0.15275 10 7 3 0
746 Wheat? We don't serve your kind. 1.3000 0.15275 10 7 3 0
747 The votes are in, looks like we have a tie. 1.3000 0.15275 10 7 3 0
748 And of course, you being the best man will offer the first toast. 1.2973 0.08547 37 32 2 3
749 Sorry, sir, this evening is white tie, black tux. 1.2963 0.10425 27 20 6 1
750 Sorry, but you can't come in here already toasted. 1.2963 0.08955 27 20 5 1
751 The Rye-Supremacists rally outside is a disgrace 1.2963 0.10425 27 20 6 1
752 Yes, we have your reserved table ready, but unfortunately jackets are required for all guests. 1.2963 0.08955 27 19 8 0
753 I'm sorry, I have nothing for a Dr. Pumpernickel. 1.2963 0.06120 27 20 7 0
754 What’s one more slice in the scheme of things? 1.2955 0.08340 44 33 8 2
755 Sorry, we stopped serving bread last month. 1.2955 0.02475 44 39 5 0
756 How many in your party Mr. Loaf? 1.2955 0.07680 44 36 5 3
757 I think research is going to have to look at a new mousetrap 1.2941 0.09928 34 26 6 2
758 Gluten or gluten-free? 1.2941 0.11391 17 11 5 0
759 And now, our sad toast story from the Moth Radio Hour. 1.2941 0.09928 34 26 6 2
760 I"m sorry sir, but we don't serve toast after 12. 1.2941 0.09928 34 24 6 2
761 Two slots or four, sir? 1.2941 0.14258 17 13 3 1
762 I'm sorry, we're going to have to let you go. We've gone keto. 1.2941 0.14258 17 13 3 1
763 As Mr. Sunbeam has made it plain in his resonant performance, we're all toast. 1.2941 0.14258 17 13 3 1
764 I’m sorry sir, but we have a strict gluten free policy 1.2941 0.11391 17 12 5 0
765 Who did you say called for a toast? 1.2941 0.11391 17 12 5 0
766 I honestly do not know how to serve you, sir. 1.2927 0.07997 41 29 10 1
767 Thanks god is taco day 1.2923 0.07180 65 50 10 4
768 Food delivery is in the back. 1.2917 0.08400 48 37 8 3
769 A bread man walking, he was persona non grata at all the black tie events. 1.2903 0.08287 31 23 6 0
770 We have received a pain perdu alert. 1.2903 0.08287 31 23 6 1
771 You're here to deliver the wedding toast? 1.2903 0.09497 31 23 6 1
772 Bread Alone, huh? No, I don't think I live by you... 1.2903 0.03279 31 24 7 0
773 I see you have a tie, but our policy is, “No pants, you’re toast” 1.2885 0.07438 52 38 10 2
774 Who farted? 1.2885 0.08391 52 40 7 4
775 Elon cannot be serious about this... 1.2857 0.28571 7 6 0 1
776 We no longer serve carbs. 1.2857 0.12529 14 10 4 0
777 Sorry, Sir, but if you want seating without a reservation, you're toast! 1.2857 0.16336 14 11 2 1
778 My apologies, Sir, but our dress code requires shoes. 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
779 I'm sorry sir, but your reservation is toast. 1.2857 0.09199 42 32 6 3
780 Nice disguise, but get back to the kitchen before I call security. 1.2857 0.28571 7 6 0 1
781 You’re late-trouble rising again? 1.2857 0.12529 14 10 4 0
782 Sorry, I can't seat you until your whole loaf arrives. 1.2857 0.28571 7 6 0 1
783 I’m sorry, you can’t be seated until the rest of your sandwich is here. 1.2857 0.12529 14 10 4 0
784 I know you’re here for Toastmasters, but it isn’t what you think it is. 1.2857 0.12529 14 10 4 0
785 Can you please tell me why people are saying "Trump is toast!"? 1.2857 0.16336 14 11 2 1
786 I can't seat you until the rest of your sandwich is here. 1.2857 0.12529 14 10 4 0
787 But if your date doesn't show up by eight, she's toast. 1.2857 0.28571 7 6 0 1
788 I have no doubt you are the toast of the town, sir, but without a jacket you’re just toast. 1.2857 0.12529 14 10 4 0
789 She left and you’re toast. 1.2857 0.12529 14 10 4 0
790 Table for one please, the rest of my group is loafing. 1.2857 0.12529 14 10 4 0
791 You must have been loafing. Your reservation was at 6 1.2857 0.12529 14 10 4 0
792 Well, yes, we do cater to Manhattan’s upper crust, but... 1.2857 0.12529 14 10 4 0
793 I’m sorry, but we’re a gluten-free establishment and you might trigger some of our clientele. 1.2857 0.12529 14 10 4 0
794 Sir, I apologize. This show is open only to the upper crust. 1.2857 0.12529 14 10 4 0
795 I sorry but we only serve non-gluten bread. 1.2857 0.12529 14 10 4 0
796 I told you that if you didn't get here by six you'd be toast. 1.2857 0.07078 56 42 12 2
797 We can't seat you until all the slices in your loaf are here. 1.2857 0.28571 7 6 0 1
798 And our next speaker is Toast. 1.2857 0.12529 14 10 4 0
799 You need butter too. 1.2857 0.08694 28 22 5 1
800 Sorry, we stopped serving bread ages ago. 1.2857 0.12529 14 10 4 0
801 We have received numerous complaints about you from our gluten-free guests. 1.2857 0.12529 14 10 4 0
802 Will you be staying for the toast? 1.2857 0.28571 7 6 0 1
803 Well, we’re pretty full, but I’ll try to sandwich you in somewhere. 1.2857 0.14046 21 17 2 2
804 Your table is ready, sir. Your waiter will be right over with a basket of our fresh-baked--my apologies, sir--with a basket of nothing. 1.2857 0.16336 14 11 2 1
805 I'm afraid you don't have enough dough to speak at the Fortune 500 Toastmasters Club. 1.2857 0.10102 28 21 6 1
806 Nice bow tie but... No Shirt, No Shoes, No Service 1.2857 0.12529 14 10 4 0
807 Looks like we won't be toasting you tonight. 1.2857 0.12529 14 10 4 0
808 Ladies and Gentlemen, introducing the recently impeached and former President of The United States ... 1.2857 0.12529 14 10 4 0
809 Would you prefer a booth or a toaster? 1.2857 0.28571 7 6 0 1
810 I’m sorry but you will need a jacket. And pants and shoes. 1.2857 0.16336 14 11 2 1
811 I'm sorry, you just missed the important kneading. 1.2857 0.12529 14 10 4 0
812 I'm sorry, but a bread boy is all you'll ever be in this establishment. 1.2857 0.28571 7 6 0 1
813 The tie is nice, but you still need a shirt and shoes. 1.2857 0.16336 14 11 2 1
814 I’m spread pretty thin right now. 1.2857 0.16336 14 11 2 1
815 I'm sorry, sir, but gentlemen are required to wear a jacket. 1.2857 0.12529 14 10 4 0
816 I’m sorry sir, there’s no reservation here for the Earl of Sandwich. 1.2857 0.16336 14 11 2 1
817 Table for one or will there be a whole loaf? 1.2857 0.16336 14 11 2 1
818 Forget it pal, this is LA. 1.2857 0.28571 7 6 0 1
819 I have a small space if you don’t mind being jammed. 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
820 Sorry, No Shoes. No Jam. No Service. But nice bow tie. 1.2857 0.16336 14 11 2 1
821 Hmmm, Toastmasters . . . yes, they're meeting in the back, but you're early. 1.2857 0.07835 42 30 10 1
822 Toastmasters? Why, no that was last night. 1.2857 0.16336 14 11 2 1
823 I’m sorry sir but under no circumstance can I sit you in the gluten-free section. 1.2857 0.12529 14 10 4 0
824 Our next guest will speak on the benefits of a gluten-free diet. 1.2857 0.07143 49 36 12 1
825 I'm sorry, our policy is Baguette and tie." 1.2857 0.16336 14 11 2 1
826 How do you want to be served? 1.2857 0.16336 14 11 2 1
827 No Toast, Sir. This is a Roast. 1.2826 0.08024 46 35 9 2
828 No shirt, no shoes, no service, buddy. Ties don't count! 1.2826 0.08024 46 35 9 2
829 I suppose you’re the new Toastmaster? 1.2821 0.08960 39 30 7 2
830 Sorry sir, but the toast was an hour ago 1.2821 0.07300 39 27 8 1
831 I’m sorry, that’s not what we meant by Toastmasters” 1.2821 0.07300 39 31 5 2
832 Very sorry sir... This function is for the upper crust only. 1.2821 0.10357 39 32 3 4
833 I'm sorry, sir, but I can't let you in without avocado. 1.2821 0.08172 39 31 6 2
834 Tonight's guest speaker is an entrepreneur, a philanthropist, and frankly the best thing since himself. 1.2800 0.10832 25 19 5 1
835 I’ll challah when your table’s ready... 1.2800 0.10832 25 19 5 1
836 Sir, if you have enough bread on you, I can get you a window seat. 1.2800 0.10832 25 19 5 1
837 I'm sorry, sir, I can only seat parties of two in the toaster section. 1.2800 0.07581 50 38 10 2
838 Only our bow ties match, our fates don't! 1.2794 0.05066 68 53 12 2
839 Sorry, it’s Bagel Night and you’re toast 1.2791 0.06921 43 30 12 0
840 Sir, this is an Atkins restaurant--we don't serve bread. 1.2787 0.06666 61 45 12 1
841 Abhh...the power of cheese! 1.2778 0.13541 18 14 3 1
842 Sorry, but we’ve gone keto. 1.2778 0.13541 18 13 3 1
843 I'm sorry sir, I can't toast you until all of your party arrives 1.2778 0.05057 36 30 5 0
844 I'm sorry sir, but you look a little too toasted! 1.2778 0.13541 18 14 3 1
845 You'll also need a jacket. 1.2778 0.08555 36 29 5 2
846 I’m sorry, sir. I realize you’re the toast of the town, but we don’t serve breakfast after 10:00am. 1.2778 0.13541 18 14 3 1
847 I'm sorry sir, but heels are required. 1.2778 0.10863 18 13 5 0
848 Unfortunately the restaurant is gluten free now. 1.2778 0.15771 18 15 1 2
849 No host or toast this year. 1.2778 0.07199 54 40 10 1
850 Sorry sir, we are a gluten free restaurant. 1.2759 0.06835 29 24 4 1
851 Sorry, you don't have the dough. 1.2759 0.06411 58 43 14 1
852 And now. Here is this evening's toastmaster. 1.2759 0.10982 29 23 4 2
853 Unfortunately, you're confused about Toastmasters International. 1.2759 0.10982 29 23 4 2
854 Sir this isn't a tanning salon, it's a restaurant. 1.2759 0.06835 29 23 5 0
855 Sorry sir, our attire is strictly keto. 1.2750 0.02532 40 36 4 0
856 5 minutes in and he’s already in better control of the missile than Trump. 1.2727 0.14084 11 8 3 0
857 Would you prefer a light or dark setting? 1.2727 0.19498 11 9 1 1
858 Buttering me up won’t do you any good. 1.2727 0.11736 22 17 4 1
859 I assume you won't need the gluten free menu? 1.2727 0.14084 11 8 3 0
860 Excuse me, is this the local Toastmasters meeting? 1.2727 0.19498 11 9 1 1
861 Frankly, it's your attitude, not our dress code. 1.2727 0.19498 11 9 1 1
862 Gluten free? 1.2727 0.14084 11 8 3 0
863 I'm sorry,we don't serve toast after 11. 1.2727 0.14084 11 8 3 0
864 Actually, we might be able to slot you in. 1.2727 0.14084 11 8 3 0
865 Ms. Butter cancelled your reservation. You're toast. 1.2727 0.19498 11 9 1 1
866 I don't care WHAT you're the best thing since, we're full. 1.2727 0.07530 44 35 6 2
867 I'm sorry sir but only white bread is allowed. 1.2727 0.19498 11 9 1 1
868 I'm afraid we can't seat you until your whole loaf arrives. 1.2727 0.14084 11 8 3 0
869 I'm sorry, but the Toastmasters meet on Thursday 1.2727 0.14084 11 8 3 0
870 Well, well, well. It's the asshole who's screwing my wife. You're toast. 1.2727 0.14084 11 8 3 0
871 I thought the invite said black rye... 1.2727 0.19498 11 8 1 1
872 Sorry, breadbox is full. 1.2727 0.14084 11 8 3 0
873 So this is what she meant by “I have a bun in the oven”. 1.2727 0.14084 11 8 3 0
874 Yes but if Avocado swept left there’s no match made in heaven here tonight. 1.2727 0.14084 11 8 3 0
875 The black tie gets you in, but the burnt sides keeps you out 1.2727 0.19498 11 9 1 1
876 This is not going to end well for you..... 1.2727 0.14084 11 8 3 0
877 I'm sorry sir, but we can't serve you it is apparent that you are already toasted. 1.2727 0.11736 22 16 4 1
878 Sorry, but we stopped serving bread here a couple months ago. 1.2727 0.14084 11 8 3 0
879 Anyway you slice it, we're a no carb establishment. 1.2727 0.14084 11 8 3 0
880 I'm so very sorry. We did everything we could, but your family family didn't make it past the first course. 1.2727 0.14084 11 8 3 0
881 You will be offering the toast. 1.2727 0.14084 11 8 3 0
882 My reservation is under Toastmasters 1.2727 0.14084 11 8 3 0
883 I'm sorry, sir, you need a jacket. 1.2727 0.19498 11 9 1 1
884 I'm sorry sir,this restaurant cannot make you a sandwich unless you've brought a date 1.2727 0.19498 11 9 1 1
885 I'm afraid we don't have a table big enough for an entire loaf. 1.2727 0.09993 33 26 5 2
886 And now, the toast of the town.... 1.2727 0.14084 11 8 3 0
887 We can plate you in the next 5 minutes 1.2727 0.14084 11 8 3 0
888 They said "give a toast," not toast yourself. 1.2727 0.14084 11 8 3 0
889 Sorry, this restaurant serves only gluten-free. 1.2727 0.14084 11 8 3 0
890 It isn't that you're not well-bred, it's that you're, well, bread! 1.2727 0.14084 11 8 3 0
891 I'M SORRY BUT WE HAVE NO RESERVATION FOR THE EARL OF SANDWICH 1.2727 0.14084 11 8 3 0
892 Sorry, but you're no longer the greatest thing. 1.2727 0.14084 11 8 3 0
893 Bread service is not included. 1.2727 0.14084 11 8 3 0
894 We can put you between ham and cheese, OK? 1.2727 0.14084 11 8 3 0
895 What do you mean since 'sliced bread'? 1.2727 0.14084 11 8 3 0
896 Complimentary bread is served, but bread is not complimentarily served. 1.2727 0.14084 11 8 3 0
897 Will you wheat here? I mean wait here? 1.2727 0.19498 11 9 1 1
898 You're thinking of Toastmasters. This is A.A. 1.2727 0.14084 11 8 3 0
899 fuck, i thought the person taking my job’d be an immigrant or trans or something else i’m scared of. but you’re a perfect metaphor for my shitty understanding of America. have the people pushing both bigotry and radical free market policy lied to me? 1.2727 0.19498 11 9 1 1
900 You're too late - the toast has already been given. 1.2727 0.19498 11 9 1 1
901 Loaf, party of 30?" We'll need your entire group present before we can seat you 1.2727 0.14084 11 8 3 0
902 I am afraid we are a gluten-free establishment. 1.2727 0.19498 11 9 1 1
903 Thanks for coming, but this is a roast... 1.2727 0.14084 11 8 3 0
904 Your reservation is being delayed by a fire in the kitchen toaster. 1.2727 0.19498 11 9 1 1
905 Sorry sir, Artisanal bread only! 1.2727 0.09719 22 15 6 0
906 Both stood in shock as they each individually humiliated over their misinterpretation of “Toastmasters”. 1.2727 0.14084 11 8 3 0
907 I'm sorry sir, but our dining room is gluten free. 1.2727 0.14084 11 8 3 0
908 Get back in the kitchen, you can't fool me with that black tie. 1.2727 0.19498 11 9 1 1
909 No toast, no seat. 1.2727 0.14084 11 8 3 0
910 This is a zero tolerance event, sir. You look completely baked. 1.2727 0.14084 11 8 3 0
911 I don't think you will like our spread. 1.2727 0.19498 11 9 1 1
912 You are just in time for the Jam session. 1.2727 0.14084 11 8 3 0
913 I can’t seat you until the rest of the loaf arrives. 1.2727 0.19498 11 9 1 1
914 Well this is embarrassing. We’re wearing the same tie. 1.2727 0.14084 11 8 3 0
915 I'm sorry, sir, but the Toastmasters meeting has been canceled for tonight. 1.2727 0.14084 11 8 3 0
916 I'm sorry. I can't seat you until the rest of the sandwich gets here. 1.2727 0.19498 11 9 1 1
917 No, bring your own BOOZE not bread! 1.2727 0.14084 11 8 3 0
918 I am sorry we do not have a jacket you can borrow, and you will need pants as well. 1.2727 0.14084 11 8 3 0
919 I can't seat you until your patty arrives. 1.2727 0.14084 11 8 3 0
920 I'm afraid we're a gluten-free establishment. 1.2727 0.14084 11 8 3 0
921 Will you be checking your crust? 1.2727 0.19498 11 9 1 1
922 Same dress code. But now we're gluten-free. Sorry. 1.2708 0.07730 48 36 9 2
923 Here the best man makes the toast. 1.2698 0.06482 63 48 12 2
924 Sorry. Toastmasters met last Monday. 1.2692 0.08871 26 21 4 1
925 All rise. 1.2692 0.08871 26 19 7 0
926 Welcome to Toastmasters. 1.2667 0.15327 15 12 2 1
927 I'm sorry, Sir, but you can't be seated until the rest of your loaf arrives. 1.2667 0.18170 15 13 0 2
928 Sorry, the formal toast has already been given. 1.2667 0.11819 15 11 4 0
929 No, I'm not buttering you up, the wait is just 15 minutes 1.2667 0.18170 15 13 0 2
930 I appreciate you following the dress code but unfortunately this is strictly an Italian restaurant. We only serve Italian bread. 1.2667 0.18170 15 13 0 2
931 I'm sorry, we guarantee our diners that this venue is gluten free. 1.2667 0.06229 60 47 11 2
932 Jelly and Butter had to leave and said you would understand. 1.2667 0.11819 15 11 4 0
933 She came in with Avocado, Toasty... I'm so sorry. 1.2667 0.15327 15 12 2 1
934 Sorry, don't serve Gluten free. 1.2667 0.11819 15 11 4 0
935 Yours was the Wonder Bread truck, right? 1.2632 0.12892 19 15 3 1
936 Sorry, I'm afraid this restaurant is gluten-free only 1.2632 0.12892 19 15 3 1
937 Are you looking for your master? 1.2623 0.06141 61 50 8 3
938 So, you say the Toastmasters have been toasting you? 1.2619 0.08389 42 32 7 2
939 But they asked me to give the toast! 1.2609 0.12911 23 19 2 2
940 You'll have to wait until the Big Cheese is here to be seated. 1.2593 0.10117 27 20 5 1
941 Sorry, Sir, the bow tie is a nice touch but you are still toast! 1.2593 0.10117 27 22 2 2
942 You can take a seat at the bar. The room for the Toastmasters event will be open in 30 minutes. 1.2593 0.08594 27 22 4 1
943 If you're so great why aren't you on the list? 1.2581 0.09237 31 24 5 1
944 Sorry. We don't have a reservation for BreadBob NoPants. 1.2581 0.10336 31 25 4 2
945 Sorry, we just haven’t had many requests for toast since New Year’s. 1.2581 0.09237 31 24 6 1
946 Table 5 has been complaining about the crumby service again. 1.2571 0.09476 35 29 2 3
947 This only happens with the Gruyere 1.2500 0.13056 12 9 3 0
948 I’m sorry—we don’t have a slot for you. 1.2500 0.14434 16 13 2 1
949 I’m sorry, sir. You need a jacket to dine here. The bow tie will not suffice. 1.2500 0.13056 12 9 3 0
950 You're here for the Toastmasters Meeting, I presume? 1.2500 0.13056 12 9 3 0
951 I am sorry Sir, but we are a gluten free establishment 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
952 Sorry, no seating until your entire loaf arrives. 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
953 Sorry, there is no reservation for a Mr. Wonder. 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
954 I am so sorry but the restaurant has been entirely booked tonight for the Naan family reunion. 1.2500 0.17078 16 14 0 2
955 It's not because you're white bread, Mr. Carlson. We are just booked for the evening. 1.2500 0.25000 8 7 0 1
956 I'm sorry sir. The Toast Masters banquet is tomorrow night. 1.2500 0.08704 12 10 2 0
957 Sorry, we are already jammed for tonight. 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
958 A nice warm table please 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
959 First we'll need you to sign a waiver... 1.2500 0.25000 8 7 0 1
960 Tonight, the special is avocado toast. 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
961 Sir, we’ll seat you when the rest of your pack arrives. 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
962 I’m sorry sir, but our dress code stipulates wearing an avocado. 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
963 You may order full menu at the bar, but our other guests won’t stand for even the sight of a carb in the dining room 1.2500 0.12301 20 16 3 1
964 Best I can do is a basket near the kitchen. 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
965 I'm sorry, sir, but I can't seat you until the rest of breakfast gets here. 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
966 Watch out for the ladies at table 4, they just asked me if "he's on the menu?" 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
967 I am guessing you are looking for the Toastmaster? 1.2500 0.25000 8 7 0 1
968 I'm sorry sir, we are strictly gluten-free. 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
969 Sorry - 'gluten-free' doesn't mean you don't have to pay. 1.2500 0.13056 12 9 3 0
970 Sorry, but we have a strict no shirt, no shoes, no service policy here. 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
971 Yeah, the heel left when you went to the restroom. You're surprised? 1.2500 0.17944 12 10 1 1
972 You may be the toast of the town, sir, but you still need a reservation. 1.2500 0.13056 12 9 3 0
973 I'm sorry, we recently became gluten free. 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
974 RESERVATION ?? Yes. Shame. I used to be known as the greatest thing. 1.2500 0.25000 8 7 0 1
975 I'm sorry sir, but your reservation is stale. 1.2500 0.17944 12 10 1 1
976 We do not serve white bread. 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
977 You have to let me in. I am the guest of honor for the Toastmasters! 1.2500 0.17944 12 10 1 1
978 I' sorry sir, but without a reservation you're toast I'm sorry sir, but without a reservation you're toast ~ ` 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
979 We are here to toast our honored guest. 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
980 We can’t seat you until your whole sandwich is here. 1.2500 0.25000 8 7 0 1
981 They toasted the happy couple an hour ago – but table twelve wants more croutons. 1.2500 0.17944 12 10 1 1
982 I’m sorry — there is no room for a second toast. 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
983 I'm terribly sorry, sir, but the black tie dress code is a necessary condition, not a sufficient one. 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
984 I'm sorry, sir, but you can't enter this restaurant." "Why?" "Because you're a piece of fucking toast, sir. 1.2500 0.13056 12 9 3 0
985 Table for two I presume? 1.2500 0.17944 12 10 1 1
986 You can't come in if you're toasted. 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
987 Probably just a drink at the bar first- I’m toast. 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
988 The tie doesn’t much matter when you don’t have on any pants! 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
989 I’m tired of this “not by bread alone” business — I want and need company! 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
990 I’m sorry, the toasters are only reserved for parties of two. 1.2500 0.11180 16 12 4 0
991 I’m sorry. That’s not we meant by a formal toast!! 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
992 You may be gluten free, but you still pants to dine. 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
993 The only table we have is in the gluten-free section. 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
994 I’m afraid you’re not suitably well-bred. 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
995 Sorry sir, the breadline is in our satellite venue on the outskirts of town. 1.2500 0.25000 8 7 0 1
996 Sorry, I’m the toastmaster. 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
997 Sorry, this is a roast, not a toast. 1.2500 0.13056 12 9 3 0
998 No invitation?--you're Toast! 1.2500 0.25000 8 7 0 1
999 So, you think you're the greatest thing since sliced bread. 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
1000 You’re too late. They’ve already made the toast. 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
1001 Your lack of pants and shoes... not to mention facial features, appendages, and nose, preclude me from providing you service 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
1002 Sorry,we no longer serve bread here. 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
1003 Just because you're the "toast of the town", you still don't a table. 1.2500 0.13056 12 9 3 0
1004 Don't try to butter me up. You were bread down South, but you're just a crumb up here. 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
1005 Guess I was supposed to Roast - not Toast- you. 1.2500 0.13056 12 9 3 0
1006 Will that be in the Gluten-Free section? 1.2500 0.13056 12 9 3 0
1007 Sorry..I'm told we don't knead any more... 1.2500 0.13056 12 9 3 0
1008 Sorry,Table 5 said,"No seeds." 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
1009 No jacket, no gluten, no service! 1.2500 0.13056 12 9 3 0
1010 You should have made a reservation. We’re already filled up on bread. 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
1011 I’m sorry Bill, but I just realized we’re kosher. 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
1012 It’s hard work no matter how you slice it 1.2500 0.12409 24 20 2 2
1013 I' m sorry,sir,but our dress code requires whole grain. 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
1014 I apologize, but you're going to have to wait for your loaf to arrive. 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
1015 Yes, we have a gluten-free menu, but you still have to pay. 1.2500 0.17944 12 10 1 1
1016 It's been two minutes, just feels like ten. 1.2500 0.17944 12 10 1 1
1017 No, not near the kitchen. I'll be toast! 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
1018 I'm sorry sir. We don't serve gluten. 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
1019 I'm sorry, it says here a 'Mr. P. Butter' cancelled the reservation. 1.2500 0.13056 12 9 3 0
1020 I’m sorry, we only serve French toast. 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
1021 I'm sorry, sir, but this is a white-bread only affair. 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
1022 They'll eat you alive. 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
1023 Pardon monsieur. You do meet zee dress code, but we are now...how you say, gluten-free. 1.2500 0.17944 12 10 1 1
1024 Of course we have a table! You’re the greatest thing since...since... 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
1025 I’ll seat you but just so you know, the theme is “French Coast”. 1.2500 0.12409 24 20 2 2
1026 I'm sorry, this is a fine dining establishment. We don't serve toast here. 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
1027 I can't seat you until your whole loaf is here. 1.2500 0.13056 12 9 3 0
1028 Ladies and gentlemen, please refrain from applause until all the breakfast items have been announced. 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
1029 I know you're upset. But if you go in there, they'll eat you alive. 1.2500 0.25000 8 7 0 1
1030 I'm sorry but you are a little late and your reservation is toast. 1.2500 0.25000 8 7 0 1
1031 I'm sorry sir but this establishment is only for the upper crust. 1.2500 0.25000 8 7 0 1
1032 Would you be more comfortable if the brunch menu used the term 1.2500 0.25000 8 7 0 1
1033 She said she'd like to propose a toast, not propose to a toast! 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
1034 Sorry, you still need pants. 1.2500 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1035 You're needed on Table 8. 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
1036 What part of "If we catch you loafing around, you're toast" didn't you understand? You're fired, Don. 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
1037 Well this is awkward 1.2500 0.25000 8 7 0 1
1038 I'm sorry sir, but without a reservation, we'll have to sandwich you between two other parties. 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
1039 Mr. Milque can't make it. 1.2500 0.25000 8 7 0 1
1040 Sorry, You Were the Toast. 1.2500 0.25000 8 7 0 1
1041 Did you say that you're the toastmaster? 1.2500 0.13056 12 9 3 0
1042 I'm sorry, our toaster is full tonight. 1.2500 0.13056 12 9 3 0
1043 May we serve you? 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
1044 Good morning sir, and welcome to the best breakfast buffet in town. The other guests have been waiting for you to show up. 1.2500 0.17944 12 10 1 1
1045 What do you mean you don't know who I am? Why I'm the Toast of the Town! 1.2500 0.11180 16 12 4 0
1046 The reservation is under PB & J. 1.2500 0.17944 12 10 1 1
1047 Sir, this is not what we meant when we said we served garlic bread. 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
1048 I’m sorry sir, only artisanal bread is served here. 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
1049 I'm from New York, born and bread! 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
1050 I don't know what side I'm buttered on. 1.2500 0.13056 12 9 3 0
1051 We don't serve French toast. 1.2500 0.25000 8 7 0 1
1052 I'm sorry I can't seat you until Jam is here. 1.2500 0.25000 8 7 0 1
1053 I'm sorry, the soup cancelled. 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
1054 Are you here for the champagne toast ? 1.2500 0.13056 12 9 3 0
1055 If I don't get a table soon for me and my wife, I'm toast! 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
1056 I’m sorry; we only serve rolls here. 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
1057 Sorry, this is a gluten-free restaurant. We don't serve bread here. 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
1058 I do apologize sir, but we are strictly gluten free. 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
1059 We can’t seat you until the other half arrives. 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
1060 Panini, party of one? 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
1061 I am terribly sorry sir, but there simply isn't any entry on the reservation list under a 'The Greatest Thing Since Me'.... 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
1062 I'm sorry sir, but it wasn't my decision for us to go gluten-free. 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
1063 I represent the entire loaf, and we hereby refuse to be toasted. 1.2500 0.25000 8 7 0 1
1064 Are you of the upper crust? 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
1065 She decided to go open-faced. 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
1066 We're going to have to let you go, Paul. 1.2500 0.17944 12 10 1 1
1067 With respect, sir, I believe 'gluten-free' refers to what you serve, not whom. 1.2500 0.25000 8 7 0 1
1068 I don't see a Butter for 8pm. Could it be under another name? 1.2500 0.10851 24 19 4 1
1069 Mr. Butterfield just called to say he’s been delayed. 1.2500 0.13056 12 9 3 0
1070 wow, you slimmed down a bit. 1.2500 0.13056 12 9 3 0
1071 My apologies sir. Apparently there was a mix-up with your reservation and your fiancée was already served. With whipped butter. 1.2500 0.25000 8 7 0 1
1072 Brioche? ciabatta? focaccia? naan? pita? zwieback? No. Nothing for white bread. 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
1073 You're late so you must be toast. 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
1074 How exactly did they try to butter you up? 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
1075 I can give you a table for one, but it's in the kitchen. 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
1076 Sorry, but did you see the "Wheat's Only" sign on the door? 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
1077 I'm supposed to make a joke about proposing a toast to our featured speaker, but it just seems too obvious. 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
1078 I would like to welcome the toast of the town, Fred Freihofer 1.2500 0.07319 56 45 8 3
1079 Get back to work. No loafing. 1.2500 0.13056 12 9 3 0
1080 Sorry, no comments for someone who is just toast. 1.2500 0.25000 8 7 0 1
1081 Screw up another order and you're toast. 1.2500 0.25000 8 7 0 1
1082 The only table available is near the kitchen. It may feel a bit toasty. 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
1083 Sorry, you already had your special day. You'll have to wait till next week. 1.2500 0.25000 8 7 0 1
1084 Sorry, this is a gluten-free only establishment. 1.2500 0.17944 12 10 1 1
1085 Yes you meet the dress code but I regret to inform you that the chef is restricting carbs this month. 1.2500 0.13056 12 9 3 0
1086 Yes, we'd be happy to serve you...in a bread basket 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
1087 A feeble attempt at Rye humor. 1.2500 0.25000 8 7 0 1
1088 I'm sorry, food is not allowed in here. 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
1089 No shoes? 1.2500 0.25000 8 7 0 1
1090 Don't do drugs kids. 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
1091 Toastmaster? Or just Toast? 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
1092 I don’t care if you are the toast of the town, Sir. We are fully booked tonight. 1.2500 0.25000 8 7 0 1
1093 Sir, I apologize that your table isn’t ready, but can we please refrain from those rye remarks? 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
1094 Sorry, the sign clearly says jacket and tie required... 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
1095 I'm sorry, sir. We're a gluten-free restaurant. 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
1096 Sorry, your entire loaf needs to be present before we can seat you. 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
1097 Let me introduce our Toastmaster 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
1098 I’m sorry but we are only accepting avocado toast right now. 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
1099 No, sir...the bow tie doesn't make you uppercrust. 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
1100 I’m sorry sir but the toaster is all full. Might I suggest a reservation next time? 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
1101 Sorry sir, I can’t seat you - we are a gluten free restaurant. 1.2500 0.13056 12 9 3 0
1102 Do you know who I am? I’m the Original Greatest Thing! 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
1103 I'm sorry, twist-tie required. 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
1104 Can I have a little host-to-toast with you?? 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
1105 So really don't serve me anymore?! 1.2500 0.05938 40 34 5 1
1106 Even if you are the toast of the town there are no slots to fit you in. 1.2500 0.17944 12 10 1 1
1107 I can't seat you until your party is complete. And that includes the condiments. 1.2500 0.13056 12 9 3 0
1108 I'm sorry, but your nomination has been revoked... they dug up an old photo you took while you were toasted. 1.2500 0.13056 12 9 3 0
1109 Table for one. Will that be gluten or non-gluten? 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
1110 Are you here to purpose the toast to the newlyweds? 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
1111 I don't see a Mr. Of-the-town on our list. Your first name? 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
1112 I've had enough of your half-baked ID ruses. 1.2500 0.17944 12 10 1 1
1113 Your date was smeared with garlic butter and served at table 19. 1.2500 0.17944 12 10 1 1
1114 I'm sorry, but we need to save room for the main course. 1.2500 0.25000 8 7 0 1
1115 Late one more time and you're toast. 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
1116 Jimmy, when I said prepare a toast for the party, I didn't mean this. 1.2500 0.13056 12 9 3 0
1117 I only have a table in the gluten free section. 1.2500 0.13056 12 9 3 0
1118 I'm sorry, sir, but this restaurant is 100% gluten-free. 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
1119 They were supposed to have a toast, however, the fiancé is allergic to gluten. 1.2500 0.07201 52 41 9 2
1120 I see traces of nuts. 1.2500 0.25000 8 7 0 1
1121 Not in THIS town, Sir. 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
1122 Unlike you, I'm unsusceptible to being buttered up. 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
1123 ...It’s 2 hours for a slot. 1.2500 0.17944 12 10 1 1
1124 A table for two please. My wife just went to the Ladies Room to butter her nose 1.2500 0.13056 12 9 3 0
1125 Sorry, every table is filled with greatest things since you. 1.2500 0.13056 12 9 3 0
1126 Sorry, we don't serve your kind here. Too many gluten allergies. 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
1127 Is that a twist tie? 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
1128 I'm sorry. I'm afraid your career is toast! 1.2449 0.06858 49 38 10 1
1129 Sorry sir, we only have a reservation for a Mr. Pasta with that first name. 1.2449 0.06858 49 38 9 1
1130 Unless you'd like to serve yourself, a jacket is required 1.2439 0.07635 41 32 7 1
1131 I'm sorry, but you've already been toasted. 1.2432 0.08133 37 29 7 1
1132 I'm sorry sir, the wedding party insisted on giving only gluten free toasts. I must ask you to leave. 1.2432 0.05349 37 26 8 0
1133 Sorry, we don't serve bread here 1.2414 0.09488 29 22 4 1
1134 Are you sure you want to sit near the electric heater? 1.2414 0.10708 29 23 3 2
1135 I wasn’t aware that toast had the anatomy necessary to aggressively shart themselves. 1.2407 0.07902 54 45 5 4
1136 Get some new material. We’re tired of the same old crumby jokes. 1.2400 0.08718 25 17 6 0
1137 Your entire loaf has to be here for reservation. 1.2400 0.11944 25 20 2 2
1138 fuck, dave, get your ass to table 12 and help the bluehair sop up her crab bisque. and i swear to god if she misses her 5pm showing of Wicked i’m feeding you to the fucken ducks 1.2381 0.09524 21 18 2 1
1139 Toasted or non? 1.2353 0.07384 34 26 8 0
1140 The rest of the loaf should be here any minute 1.2353 0.13638 17 14 2 1
1141 You're asking if we have a gluten-free menu? 1.2333 0.03963 30 25 4 0
1142 Great! I'm in one of those heartburn commercials. 1.2326 0.09316 43 35 2 4
1143 The rest of your load is already in the bar toasted. 1.2308 0.12163 13 10 3 0
1144 That bow-tie makes you look sour, not French. 1.2308 0.12163 13 10 3 0
1145 One step into the dining room and you're toast. 1.2308 0.12163 13 10 3 0
1146 Sorry, we only have slots for two or four. 1.2308 0.16617 13 11 1 1
1147 It's not a matter of dough, sir... 1.2308 0.12163 13 10 3 0
1148 Hmmm, Monsieur Pain Perdu... are you lost, or using Google translate? 1.2308 0.12163 13 10 3 0
1149 No, sir, not even a slice of room. 1.2308 0.12163 13 10 3 0
1150 I’m sorry, we can’t seat you until the whole loaf is here. 1.2308 0.16617 13 11 1 1
1151 Sir, proper attire requires that you wear a jacket, and pants. 1.2308 0.16617 13 11 1 1
1152 I’m sorry sir. It says here that we’ve already had the toast. 1.2308 0.12163 13 10 3 0
1153 I'm sorry, but the whole loaf has to be here before we can seat you. 1.2308 0.16617 13 11 1 1
1154 Would you prefer to be seated toasting or non-toasting? 1.2308 0.12163 13 10 3 0
1155 She did leave a message after you were 30 minutes late. She said, "You're toast." 1.2308 0.12163 13 10 3 0
1156 I can squeeze you in if you take off the feet, the arms and the tie. 1.2308 0.08006 13 11 2 0
1157 I have to warn you, sir, that Oprah is dining with us tonight. 1.2308 0.16617 13 11 1 1
1158 I’m sorry, the Toastmasters meeting isn’t until Tuesday night. 1.2308 0.12163 13 10 3 0
1159 Then why do you call it TOASTmasters? 1.2308 0.12163 13 10 3 0
1160 The bow-tie works, but I'm worried you'll just loaf around 1.2308 0.16617 13 11 1 1
1161 I’m sorry but your name isn’t on the grocery list. 1.2308 0.05900 52 45 5 2
1162 But you said you were excited for the toast. 1.2308 0.12163 13 10 3 0
1163 We can’t seat you until ham and cheese arrive. 1.2308 0.16617 13 11 1 1
1164 Another bowtie! 1.2308 0.16617 13 11 1 1
1165 Sorry, but the Best Man already completed the toast. 1.2308 0.16617 13 11 1 1
1166 If you're here, what did I just serve to the guests? 1.2308 0.16617 13 11 1 1
1167 I don't have a reservation. I just came to make a toast. 1.2308 0.12163 13 10 3 0
1168 The tie's good but we also require pants. 1.2308 0.16617 13 11 1 1
1169 I do apologise sir, but that's not what we meant when we called for a toast. 1.2308 0.12163 13 10 3 0
1170 I can seat you in the lounge. They have butter. 1.2308 0.12163 13 10 3 0
1171 When the other half arrives, we'll make a toast." 1.2308 0.16617 13 11 1 1
1172 I'm sorry. You been officially replaced as "the greatest thing." 1.2308 0.12163 13 10 3 0
1173 No I can't seat you till eggs and bacon arrive. 1.2308 0.16617 13 11 1 1
1174 I'm sorry. We only cater to white bread here. 1.2308 0.12163 13 10 3 0
1175 I'm sorry, you're not getting in here toasted. 1.2308 0.12163 13 10 3 0
1176 ...and in conclusion, I’d just like to say, “You’re toast.” 1.2308 0.16617 13 11 1 1
1177 I may be able to sandwich you in between 8:30 and 9:00. 1.2308 0.12163 13 10 3 0
1178 I'm sorry, but our bread baskets are full for the evening. 1.2308 0.12163 13 10 3 0
1179 No, our butter is chilled. Why do you ask? 1.2308 0.12163 13 10 3 0
1180 We'll let you know if a slot opens up. 1.2308 0.12163 13 10 3 0
1181 Trying to butter me up with rye comments won't get you a table at this restaurant, Mac. No matter how you slice it, you knead a lot of dough, or you're toast. I have no pita on you. Get your buns in gear, and bow out. Now! 1.2308 0.12163 13 10 3 0
1182 I'm sure you are the best thing and I'm sure you have the dough but you still need a jacket to be seated. 1.2308 0.12163 13 9 3 0
1183 Sorry, you're still toast. 1.2308 0.16617 13 11 1 1
1184 Are YOU trying to butter ME up? Well I’m sorry sir, but we’re still completely booked this evening. 1.2308 0.12163 13 10 3 0
1185 We can only seat you once your entire party has arrived. 1.2308 0.16617 13 11 1 1
1186 Table for one, please. Preferably away from the toaster. 1.2308 0.16617 13 11 1 1
1187 Sorry, sir. Gluten Free does not mean you eat for free. 1.2308 0.16617 13 11 1 1
1188 I'm sorry, we're upper-crust only. 1.2308 0.12163 13 10 3 0
1189 Yes sir, I can fit you in on either side of a nice roast beef. 1.2308 0.16617 13 11 1 1
1190 I can sandwich you in at noon. 1.2308 0.12163 13 10 3 0
1191 "You've been banned. The manager hates your rye sense of humor. 1.2286 0.08287 35 28 6 1
1192 Sorry, sir, we stop serving toast at 11 a.m. 1.2258 0.08932 31 22 5 1
1193 I'm sorry, sir, but the sign on the front clearly notes that this is a gluten-free restaurant. 1.2258 0.06064 31 26 3 1
1194 I'm sorry for the wait, our service today is a little a rye. 1.2250 0.05647 40 35 4 1
1195 Aw hell no, I’m not cleaning up all those fucking crumbs. 1.2250 0.02532 40 34 6 0
1196 Repeatedly, cheese demonstrated characteristics of a performance enhancing drug 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1197 And now, the founder of Toastmasters International. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1198 Sorry. No peanut butter and jelly, no service. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1199 No, I’m sorry. Your better half has left. She couldn’t put up with being buttered up one more time. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1200 What do you mean? I thought bread was complimentary” 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1201 I’m afraid we only serve French bread here. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1202 Of course we appreciate you wearing a tie, but a jacket will be required and I'm not sure that any of our loaner's will fit. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1203 Let me see if I can slot you in. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1204 Sam, I'm sorry but the ducks at table 6 asked for you specifically. 1.2222 0.12924 18 14 2 1
1205 You're too late, we already called in the sub. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1206 Sorry, I've even checked Baguette and Panino. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1207 All I have is a panini maker near the kitchen. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1208 I was told you would be bringing your better half. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1209 I'm sorry, sir. We only serve white bread here. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1210 I'm sorry, sir, but we only seat complete loaves. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1211 I don't care if you're the greatest thing since sliced bread, you're not getting in. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1212 I know you need the work, but it’s the National Celiac Disease Association dinner. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1213 Sorry, we are a gluten free restaurant. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1214 I’m afraid you’re not on the list, let me try the menu... 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1215 I'm terrible sorry sir but Mistress Domina no longer has a Toast Master on staff. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1216 But I asked for toast 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1217 Even the Toast of The Town needs to wear pants in this restaurant! 1.2222 0.22222 9 8 0 1
1218 I’m sorry, we only serve toast at breakfast. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1219 You're needed in the kitchen. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1220 But, if I miss this meeting I’m toast. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1221 You're assigned to all tables all the time. No tips. 1.2222 0.22222 9 8 0 1
1222 Sir, we cater to the upper crust here. The rest of you will have to dine elsewhere. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1223 Sorry, our menu is gluten free now. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1224 And now our Toaster Master is ready and let’s butter him up with applause 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1225 What do you think this is, a bread line? 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1226 Is that a clip-on bow tie? 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1227 I’m sorry sir. The bowtie is nice, but I cannot seat you unless you also have a jacket. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1228 Sorry, we don’t serve gluten. 1.2222 0.22222 9 8 0 1
1229 I just can't seat you, no matter how you slice it. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1230 I'm sorry, but the ad does say unlimited. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1231 Hi, welcome to chili’s 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1232 I'm sorry, the cheese stands alone. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1233 Sorry, Sir, we don't have a reservation for Pumpernickel. 1.2222 0.22222 9 8 0 1
1234 You are loafing too much on your job. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1235 We do have a no gluten option, so fuck off. 1.2222 0.22222 9 8 0 1
1236 We’ll be ready to serve you in 3 to 5 minutes 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1237 And the rest of your party? Butter call them. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1238 And here I thought I’d seen it all. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1239 That’s not exactly what I meant when I said “professional toast.” 1.2222 0.08153 27 23 3 1
1240 Mr. Peanut? I'm so sorry. He recently donated all he had. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1241 I'm sorry sir, I just don't have any room for another piece. 1.2222 0.22222 9 8 0 1
1242 I'm sorry, Mr. Timmy's 5th birthday is a "no crust" event. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1243 Sir, I'm sorry I can't seat you until Ms. Jam arrives. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1244 Yes, I do understand your predicament, Mt. Breadlove, but we are a strictly gluten-free establishment . . . 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1245 I am sorry sir. We do not serve raw toast here. 1.2222 0.22222 9 8 0 1
1246 Right this way, sir. I'll show you to your basket. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1247 You're who they sent to make the toast? 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1248 This is a Gluten Free Restaurant Sir 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1249 Mr... Toast... Face... I... I never thought I'd see you again. 1.2222 0.22222 9 8 0 1
1250 Toastify AI replaced Kassim?! Fucking Elon Musk. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1251 So sorry. You're late. And they already offered the toast. 1.2222 0.22222 9 8 0 1
1252 Tie or no tie, we don't admit heels! 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1253 I do apologize, Mr. Crumb, I can see how “black tie only” could be confusing. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1254 Sorry,no carbs allowed! 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1255 Sorry sir, we don't serve food. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1256 No sleeve, no heel, no service. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1257 No shoes, no shirt, no service! 1.2222 0.22222 9 8 0 1
1258 So you’ll be going open faced this evening? 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1259 Sorry,I can't seat you until Mr. Bacon and Mr. Egg arrive. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1260 Sorry, day-old reservations are not honored. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1261 Obviously, we don’t serve white bread. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1262 I’m sorry, the Chiabattas took your place at the table 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1263 Sorry, our restaurant has gone gluten free. 1.2222 0.22222 9 8 0 1
1264 I have a table between Jelly and Peanut Butter. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1265 Your the best thing since......ever 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1266 The Big Cheese is running late - can you step in? 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1267 We would be ever so pleased to sandwich you in." 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1268 I'm sorry Sir, there was a case of mistaken identity. Your date was served to table 6. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1269 I'm sorry - toastmasters is next door 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1270 I’m sorry, Toastmasters is down the hall. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1271 Like the sign says, " no shoes, no shirt, no service". 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1272 I’m so sorry, sir, we only have a few jackets to lend to diners, and none of them will fit you. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1273 don’t you know who I pan? 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1274 I am so sorry... we don't serve you here. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1275 Our next speaker left his wife behind in the Sandwich Islands 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1276 Sorry sir, I’m afraid I don’t see any reservation under the name Pumpernickel. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1277 Is your whole loaf here" 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1278 Are you here for the Toastmasters luncheon meeting? 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1279 No, no- we're supposed to give a toast, not a bread! 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1280 I'm sorry, sir but we only have tables available in the no-carb section. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1281 A slice of Americana in an Italian restaurant? 1.2222 0.22222 9 8 0 1
1282 But I am the Toastmaster! 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1283 I can't believe you lost all your hair in one night. I've been balding for years. 1.2222 0.22222 9 8 0 1
1284 Sir, this restaurant is only for the upper crust. 1.2222 0.22222 9 8 0 1
1285 TOAST-MASTER, SHMOAST-MASTER ... YOU'RE NOT ON THE LIST! 1.2222 0.08078 36 29 6 1
1286 I'm sorry, sir. it's still 2020. 1.2222 0.22222 9 8 0 1
1287 Yes, but we still require a jacket. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1288 In conclusion I would be remiss not to ask whether you prefer the buttering or toasting metaphor!! 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1289 Your pop tart hasn't arrived yet. 1.2222 0.22222 9 8 0 1
1290 Sir, you need to have shoes in order to be seated! 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1291 Sorry Sir, we had you down for breakfast. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1292 The reservation is for one, but there are twelve slices of you. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1293 I'm sorry but this a gluten free restaurant. 1.2222 0.22222 9 8 0 1
1294 But I made a reservation for 12 so I would have an audience for my toast. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1295 No table? But I'm the Toast of the Town! 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1296 But sir, I’m literally the best thing! 1.2222 0.09745 27 21 4 1
1297 Sir, jackets are required. I don’t care how toasty you are. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1298 Sorry, sir. I can't put you at a table without your butter. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1299 I’m sorry, sir, but our clientele includes only gentlemen who are refined, urbane, genteel — AND well-bred. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1300 Sorry we can’t seat you sir until the ham and cheese arrive. 1.2222 0.22222 9 8 0 1
1301 It doesn't matter what side you're buttered on, we're not hiring. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1302 Sorry, Toastmasters is full. 1.2222 0.05789 36 30 4 1
1303 You're saying the toaster ate your homework, again? 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1304 No pants, you're toast. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1305 Mr. Avocado cancelled? 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1306 We will no longer be providing complimentary white bread. 1.2222 0.22222 9 8 0 1
1307 At Keto, I'm afraid you're on the banned list, sir. 1.2222 0.22222 9 8 0 1
1308 Sorry, no reservation, you're toast. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1309 Just don't break down in front of the pigeons. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1310 I said I'd like to have a toast...not TOAST! 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1311 Yes, you had a reservation, but we tossed it while you were loafing about; too stale. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1312 You're OK, but you were never the best thing. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1313 You're still the best thing to me, sir. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1314 I am sorry Sir, we do not allow "Glutens" in this resturaunt. 1.2222 0.22222 9 8 0 1
1315 The Toastmasters’ Dinner was last week. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1316 Our strict gluten-free policy, unfortunately, precedes your reputation." 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1317 I can seat you, but the table is next to the buffet. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1318 Sorry, a jacket is required. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1319 Welcome, Mr. Rusk! 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1320 I'm sorry, sir, but we only admit the upper crust. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1321 “I have nothing under Pumpernickel.” 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1322 Toast of the town"? I'm sorry. We don't show that reservatio 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1323 I'm sorry, sir. All toasters have been reserved. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1324 I'm sorry, we don't want to fill up with bread. 1.2222 0.22222 9 8 0 1
1325 I'm afraid we have a strict 'no crumbs' policy. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1326 Sorry, this restaurant is for white bread only... We don't want to sully ourselves by letting colored bread in. 1.2222 0.22222 9 8 0 1
1327 I was told that if I came, I'd get a lot of baloney. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1328 Sorry sir, this is the celebrity roast. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1329 Sorry. We’re cutting back on the carbs. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1330 Do these shoes make my ankles look fat 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1331 Let me get this straight sir; you asked a waitress to spread peanut butter and jam all over your body? 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1332 We're not being gluten intolerant, our guests are just sensitive to people like you. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1333 I’m sorry, we no longer serve white bread 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1334 I’m sorry, sir, but the Baker’s reservation was only for twelve. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1335 We're not usually so literal here at Toastmasters. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1336 I’m sorry, sir. This is an upper-crust restaurant. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1337 Your wife left, she said she’s tired of “the toaster forgot to pop you out” excuse. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1338 The wedding party is all here, we’re ready for the toast. 1.2222 0.22222 9 8 0 1
1339 Sorry, we only serve baguettes. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1340 I understand it's toasty out, but I can't let you in without clothes 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1341 I'm sure you're a great waiter but your not French and you're not even toasted. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1342 Sir, we are not gluten intolerant, but you are still required to wear a jacket. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1343 You said I was Toast. But you're toast! 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1344 I’m sorry sir, but your date has already been eaten. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1345 I’m sorry Mr Pumpernickel, I can’t except any dough from you. And , I don’t care how you slice it, they’re just no toasters available at this time. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1346 I think you are taking Toastmaster’s International entirely too literal, Sir... 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1347 Oops, my bad. I said propose a toast, not propose to the toast. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1348 But I'm here to make a toast! 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1349 Will that be toasting or non toasting tonight sir? 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1350 I don't want to be toasted. 1.2222 0.22222 9 8 0 1
1351 Sorry, but your other half decided to go open face tonight. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1352 I'm sorry, this event is not just black tie; it's non-gluten. 1.2222 0.22222 9 8 0 1
1353 Steve, I thought we were matching today. I don't care if the sweater made you feel toasty. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1354 Please don't greet the guests with "we are all toast" again. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1355 I'm sorry, sir, but your bow tie does not constitute formal attire. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1356 Any way you slice it, I can't find your reservation. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1357 So your guests weren’t asking for me? 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1358 Mr. Oast, Mr. T Oast, your table is ready. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1359 I told you I didn't want to see you, David. 1.2222 0.07027 36 28 8 0
1360 We can’t seat you until your butter arrives 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1361 I’m sorry, sir, I can’t seat you until avocado shows up. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1362 We only serve French toast, sorry. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1363 I'm sorry, but we only serve gluten-free. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1364 Sorry, Sal...you're stuffing up the room...we're giving the avocado kid a shot... 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1365 Go away! I told you that today, before my speech, I will give you a toast. 1.2222 0.22222 9 8 0 1
1366 I'm sorry, but we can't seat you. Your avocado is smashed. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1367 I’m sorry. All of our baskets are full this evening. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1368 Relax, you’re not toast yet... 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1369 We just filled our last slot. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1370 Only white bread nominees this year. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1371 Unlike you, I can't be buttered up. 1.2222 0.22222 9 8 0 1
1372 But what about my wife and kids? 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1373 Who told you "Professor Milquetoast" was lecturing today? 1.2222 0.05717 18 15 3 0
1374 Two. Both inside here. A quiet corner table would be appreciated. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1375 I’m sorry, Sir, but we’re strictly gluten-free. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1376 ... they didn't hire you because you're not diverse enough? 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1377 ...and as she stormed out, she said to tell you that you can butter yourself tonight and that she didn’t care which side. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1378 But sir we do not have a reservation for a Wonder Bread on our list but we do have a Melba Toast on the menu 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1379 So now your daily bread embarrasses you? 1.2222 0.22222 9 8 0 1
1380 Sorry, someone else has already given the toast. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1381 No offense, but you're not what I was expecting when the gentleman promised me a little bread for a quiet table near the veranda. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1382 Would you like to wait at the bar until the rest of your loaf arrives? 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1383 Sorry sir, but just like I told the salmon, I’ve already got a full plate 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1384 But you still need a jacket. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1385 Isn't wheat a protected category somehow now? 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1386 Toastmasters meets next door. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1387 I'm sorry, the toaster is reserved through May. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1388 You may be the 'toast of the town', but no shoes -- no service. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1389 I only have an outside table under the patio heater. 1.2222 0.22222 9 8 0 1
1390 But I've emulated you as a white-bread professor, down to the bowtie... 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1391 Sorry, we gave your seat to the next best thing." 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1392 You were great in your day, kid, but since then... 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1393 I understand you'll be joining the jam tonight. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1394 Might I assume you're giving the toast? 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1395 I'm sorry, sir. I'm 100% sure we don't have a reservation for a '60% Whole Wheat'. 1.2222 0.22222 9 8 0 1
1396 Toastmasters right? 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1397 Well yes - this is Toastmasters, but ... 1.2222 0.22222 9 8 0 1
1398 'Born and Bread' 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1399 Sorry.We get all of our bread from Zabar's. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1400 You don't appear to have enough dough to dine here. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1401 Bacon, lettuce, and tomato waited 15 minutes and just left. They told me to tell you that you're toast. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1402 I can try to sandwich you between our 7:00 and 7:45 tables Sir. 1.2222 0.11111 27 23 2 2
1403 Sorry, sir, you missed the toast. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1404 Apologies, your date is toast. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1405 I don't care if you're the greatest thing, you can't get a table! 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1406 Sorry, but that silly little tie doesn't make you 'well-bred.' Far as I'm concerned, you're toast.' 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1407 Until I got to know our next speaker, I, too, was gluten intolerant. 1.2222 0.22222 9 8 0 1
1408 Sorry, at Cafe de No Carbs we don't serve your kind. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1409 Yes, we may both be starchy, but I still have no table for one. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1410 I'm sorry, but you're not the kind of toast our guests called for. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1411 I'm sorry. Toastmasters meets on Tuesday nights, not Wednesday nights. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1412 Yes we did. But the baguette is better bred. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1413 I am sorry about your reservation, sir, but you are no longer the greatest thing. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1414 I'm afraid I cannot seat you sir, you see, we are a totally gluten free establishment. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1415 I’m sorry sir, this party is reserved for sandwiches only. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1416 Sooner or later you were bound to pop up. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1417 Messrs Peanut Butter and Jelly are awaiting your arrival. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1418 The Toastmasters meeting was yesterday. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1419 I’m sorry, Mr. Wonder, but glutens like you are no longer welcome here.” 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1420 Sir, our Woke Policy prohibits White Bread. Now, Light Bread. We can talk. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1421 The position of toastmaster is already taken. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1422 Sorry, all of our baskets are full right now. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1423 I'm terribly sorry, Sir, but we only serve dinner rolls. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1424 I am sorry but we can’t seat you until the other slice is here. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1425 Sorry, I can’t seat you but I can place you on tables two, six and ten 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1426 The pre-dinner rolls were served thirty minutes ago! If you're lucky, one of them will order a B.L.T. 1.2222 0.22222 9 8 0 1
1427 Will you be eating by bread alone? 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1428 by the time we can seat you will be toast 1.2222 0.22222 9 8 0 1
1429 If the Fire Marshal knew we were over capacity, I’d be toast. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1430 Apparently your date misunderstood our dilemma of being short of croutons. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1431 If you keep trying to get in, you're toast. 1.2222 0.22222 9 8 0 1
1432 .... First name.... "Milk'? 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1433 There’s no room for you in there. Everyone’s still on a low-carb diet. But we should have plenty of room in a few weeks. 1.2222 0.22222 9 8 0 1
1434 No sir, we're not toasting you. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1435 I could bring you to the table, but usually our servers handle that. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1436 Please let me in, no one will notice. 1.2222 0.22222 9 8 0 1
1437 The tie is very nice, sir, but I'm sorry, a jacket is still required. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1438 I understand you're the greatest thing, but no reservation, no table. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1439 Sorry sir, any way you slice it, you’re toast! 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1440 Sir, yes, I can see you are wearing a black tie. Listen, I’d be willing to make an exception for no jacket. But Lord good man, you’ve got no pants on! 1.2222 0.22222 9 8 0 1
1441 Is your patty here? 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1442 I'm afraid there have been some complaints that you've been acting like a heel. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1443 I'm afraid you're just not Toastmasters material. Why don't you try Dale Carnegie? 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1444 We don’t serve toast. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1445 Will Butter be joining you, this evening, sir? 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1446 Sir,I'm sorry,but I only see Avocado Toast here tonight... Melba was yesterday. 1.2182 0.06712 55 45 8 2
1447 No shoes. No spread. No service. 1.2143 0.11380 14 10 3 0
1448 I’m sorry sir, I cannot seat you until Mr. PB and Mrs. Jay arrive 1.2143 0.11380 14 11 3 0
1449 I'm sorry, but you're too late for the toast. 1.2143 0.15473 14 12 1 1
1450 Sorry sir, but I can’t sit you until your butter arrives “ 1.2143 0.07897 28 22 6 0
1451 Where are your pants?! 1.2143 0.11380 14 11 3 0
1452 Sorry, but we're moving towards lower carb offerings. 1.2143 0.15473 14 12 1 1
1453 I'm here for the toastmaster auditions 1.2143 0.15473 14 12 1 1
1454 I’m afraid that Table Five ate the rest of your party. 1.2143 0.11380 14 11 3 0
1455 I'm sorry. We don't serve toast here. 1.2143 0.15473 14 12 1 1
1456 If they find out I seated you without a reservation, you're toast. 1.2143 0.15473 14 12 1 1
1457 Sorry sir, the only available seating is in our gluten-free area. 1.2143 0.05427 42 35 5 1
1458 I can request that they put The Great British Baking Show on the television at the bar, but it’s up to the bartender 1.2143 0.09424 28 23 4 1
1459 Sorry. Jackets are required. 1.2143 0.11380 14 11 3 0
1460 I see that you are to be toasted at this dinner! 1.2143 0.11380 14 11 3 0
1461 I'm afraid we won't be able to accommodate you, sir. We're gluten free. 1.2143 0.04223 42 35 6 0
1462 Sorry Sir, they already made a toast. 1.2143 0.11380 14 11 3 0
1463 I’m sorry, but the rest of your party was just devoured by an impatient family of five. 1.2143 0.11380 14 11 3 0
1464 I'm sorry, but this is a black tie AND heels affair. 1.2143 0.11380 14 11 3 0
1465 Listen I know you've been working hard, but we can't keep you on. You're "toast", Jerry. 1.2143 0.05342 70 57 8 1
1466 I'm sorry, sir, but if you are not artisanal and house-made, I'm afraid we don't serve your kind here. 1.2143 0.11380 14 11 3 0
1467 You're the greatest thing since … well, I don't know what. 1.2143 0.11380 14 11 3 0
1468 Are we dining tonight without our butter half 1.2143 0.05992 28 23 5 0
1469 Toaster convention stage fright! 1.2143 0.11380 14 11 3 0
1470 We only serve rolls. 1.2143 0.07897 28 22 6 0
1471 Why yes, we offer a wide variety of gluten-free options. 1.2128 0.06034 47 40 4 2
1472 Sorry, we don’t serve carbs here. 1.2121 0.08436 33 27 5 1
1473 Sorry but no outside food allowed. 1.2105 0.14467 19 17 0 2
1474 Buttering me up won't improve your table my friend. 1.2105 0.12281 19 16 2 1
1475 I’m afraid we need the rest of your party here before we can seat you, sir. 1.2105 0.06702 38 31 5 1
1476 I'm afraid you are somewhat early; the toast is not until midnight. 1.2083 0.10389 24 20 3 1
1477 Sorry sir, we already filled up on bread. 1.2083 0.10389 24 20 3 1
1478 It seems your reservations were cancelled, Mr. Paleo 1.2083 0.08468 24 18 5 0
1479 For the last time, you can’t use the toaster! 1.2045 0.04086 44 36 7 0
1480 This is a roast tomorrow is the toast 1.2045 0.06958 44 36 7 1
1481 Let's toast our bride and groom and hope their future is all peanut butter and jelly. 1.2029 0.03906 69 57 12 0
1482 Pizza Rat?? Coffee Rat?? Wait till they get a load of me! 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1483 Great, now they all want scarves. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1484 Even if we had a “greatest thing” table, you’re not it. 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
1485 I am sorry, sir, but this is a gluten-free restaurant. 1.2000 0.20000 10 9 0 1
1486 I'm sorry if I offended you by asking if you knew what side of your bread is buttered on. 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
1487 I’m sorry I can’t let you in, Gus. The boss says you’re toast. 1.2000 0.20000 10 9 0 1
1488 Nice try sir, but we are in California, gluten is never invited 1.2000 0.20000 10 9 0 1
1489 But.... I'm the toast of the town. 1.2000 0.20000 10 9 0 1
1490 We can’t seat you until your whole loaf is present. 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
1491 False alarm. They want a Champagne toast. 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
1492 I won’t take it personal but they want to substitute me for English muffins or a bagel! Sebouh kandilian Lexington ma 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
1493 'Sorry we don't serve carbs' 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
1494 Sorry. The only table we have left is next to the toaster. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1495 I know the guy who stood you up and he's a real heel. 1.2000 0.20000 10 9 0 1
1496 I’m sorry, sir, we have no tables available-- would you like to wait in a nice basket? 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
1497 This is a GMO-free establishment, sir. 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
1498 I don't care how great you are, you still need a reservation. 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
1499 I'm sorry sir, but a jacket is required. 1.2000 0.06860 35 30 4 1
1500 ``I'm sorry, but this restaurant is gluten free." 1.2000 0.14475 15 12 1 1
1501 You going to have to wait until the rest of the loaf arrives. 1.2000 0.20000 10 9 0 1
1502 Please, just leave me alone. 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
1503 I'm sorry sir, we only serve whole wheat. 1.2000 0.20000 10 9 0 1
1504 Sir, your cheeks are out. This is a fine dining establishment. 1.2000 0.20000 10 9 0 1
1505 Sir, this is a gluten free restaurant. 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
1506 I'm sorry - when you called and asked if loafers were okay I guess I misunderstood. 1.2000 0.08841 30 25 4 1
1507 I’m sorry but the dress code for tonight is peanut butter. 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
1508 Sorry but Miss Butter already spread. 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
1509 And who will you be toasting tonight? 1.2000 0.20000 10 9 0 1
1510 I'm sorry sir, unaccompanied gentleman must be buttered. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1511 Toastmasters is across the street 1.2000 0.14475 15 13 1 1
1512 I propose a toast! Wait, that's what I am already. 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
1513 Sorry, I'm afraid buttering ME up won't work. 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
1514 I’m sorry sir. We gave the last table to the marble rye. 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
1515 Unfortunately, all the bread in the world could not get you a reservation at our restaurant 1.2000 0.20000 10 9 0 1
1516 I'm so sorry, without a jacket .... you're toast. 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
1517 I'm sorry, but it looks like a clip-on to me 1.2000 0.07428 30 23 6 0
1518 I am sorry sir, but even the “ Greatest Thing” requires a reservation. 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
1519 I’m sorry, it’s a gluten free restaurant 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1520 A toaster for 1? 1.2000 0.14475 15 13 1 1
1521 Pardon, monsieur, but we only serve croissants here. 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
1522 Yes, and the last name, Melba? 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
1523 I'm sorry, but the appetizers arrived late and now we're all filled up on bread. 1.2000 0.09177 20 19 1 0
1524 Sorry, this is a gluten free establishment. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1525 table six is waiting for you, and look excited to be there! 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
1526 The only table left is next to the toaster. 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
1527 No, you want the French Toastmasters down the hall. 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
1528 Introducing your 2020 Democratic presidential nominee, Senator Old White Bread 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
1529 I'm sorry but we can't seat you until your entire sandwich is here. 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
1530 You must be the " food critic in disguise reservation" at 6pm. 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
1531 You’re late. You’re needed on table 7. 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
1532 I'm afraid you missed the toast. 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
1533 The only time my bread gets dressed up is when I’m about to eat him 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
1534 I’m sorry. We don’t serve slices at dinner. 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
1535 Take it from me: with that bow tie, you will never be the toast of the town. 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
1536 She left with a tortilla just a minute ago. 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
1537 I told you not to visit me at work! No one will understand! 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
1538 I'm sorry, the host position has been filled; but St. Patrick's might have something for you next Sunday. 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
1539 Your dinner was gluten free, not free for gluten. 1.2000 0.20000 10 9 0 1
1540 Oh god! My yeast infection has returned! 1.2000 0.20000 10 9 0 1
1541 I hate to tell you this, but Mr. Peanut butter and Ms. Jelly just left together. 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
1542 Be kind to war veterans. Flashbacks can happen anywhere, anytime. 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
1543 Butter is already here. 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
1544 Sorry sir, but you look too cheesy to be admitted to our fine restaurant! 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
1545 You are early. The Toast comes after the speeches. 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
1546 I'm so sorry Mr. Wheatly, but we are totally gluten-free. 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
1547 I'm sorry Mr. Wonder! The best thing since you took the last table. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1548 We have “gluten-free” food, yes, but it’s not free food for gluten. 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
1549 I'm sorry, we can't "sandwich" you in. 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
1550 Haven’t you heard? Something better came along. 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
1551 Sorry Sir but no carbs allowed. 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
1552 I 'll have a gluten-free table in 10 minutes. 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
1553 But we can offer you the day-old table near the bar. 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
1554 Sorry, All our loafs are full. 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
1555 Sorry, sir, but we must separate the wheat from the chaff. 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
1556 Look, dinner is just about to start and we're already pretty full. 1.2000 0.20000 10 9 0 1
1557 Sorry - we're a gluten-free restaurant. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1558 Sorry Sir, your toaster isn't quite ready. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1559 PBJ.party of three. 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
1560 I'm sorry, I have a reservation under Toast, but nothing for Bread. 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
1561 I am sorry sir, we do not have seating for sixteen slices. 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
1562 I wouldn't go in. The comedy is quite stale. 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
1563 I’m sorry to let you go, Paul, but you did not prove that you could rise to the occasion. 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
1564 You’re late, we already put out the bread baskets. 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
1565 I'm sorry Sir. Gentlemen are required to wear jelly in the dining room. 1.2000 0.20000 10 9 0 1
1566 I don’t care how well dressed you are, we are gluten-free 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1567 Guess she only wanted your dough. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1568 ... Toastmasters gig. 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
1569 Sir, this is a members only club, and you are clearly not Mr. Squarepants. 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
1570 No, I don’t want a toasty little spot. You’re just trying to butter me up. 1.2000 0.14475 15 13 1 1
1571 Sorry - that position has been filled. We hired the best thing that’s come along since you. 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
1572 I’m sorry sir, we can’t seat you until your whole loaf arrives. 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
1573 Dress up all you want, but only the upper crust is welcome. 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
1574 Sir, you just aren’t upper crust enough for this event. 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
1575 Even if you are the toast of the town, you still need a reservation 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
1576 I'm sorry sir, but the reservation was under Mr. Peanut's name. My condolences. 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
1577 Thank you sir for this old-fashioned, almost stale, toast! 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
1578 I am terribly sorry sir, but we've been gluten free for nearly a year now. 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
1579 If you want a table now, show me some dough. 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
1580 Daily you, my friend. Slice alone, or two? 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
1581 I’m sorry sir, we don’t serve your kind here. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1582 I’m sorry. We only have slots available for two slices of toast or four slices of toast. 1.2000 0.20000 10 9 0 1
1583 I understand that your delay was unavoidable, sir, but unfortunately we are now all jammed up in there. 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
1584 ...No shirt. No Shoes. And NO GLUTEN!!! 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
1585 How do you wish to be seated? Butter side up or down? 1.2000 0.20000 10 9 0 1
1586 And then she told me she was leaving me for a pop-tart. 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
1587 Don't try to butter up to me sir! 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
1588 Sorry, sir-- we can't seat you until your entire loaf is here. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1589 We're very full tonight, but I'll see if I can sandwich you in. 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
1590 There is already bread at every table 1.2000 0.20000 10 9 0 1
1591 I am terribly sorry, sir, but we are a gluten-free restaurant. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1592 I regret sir that you interpreted my remarks to suggest you were not well bread. 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
1593 Are you mocking me? 1.2000 0.20000 10 9 0 1
1594 We're full now, but something might pop up. 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
1595 Thanks for waiting, we can serve you now. 1.2000 0.20000 10 9 0 1
1596 You're late. The rest of the loaf is already in the kitchen. 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
1597 Sorry, you’ll have to wait in the bread line 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
1598 You’re late. They celebrated the New Year without you. 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
1599 You may be the greatest thing but we still require a jacket. 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
1600 I'm afraid we aren't accepting applications at this time. Perhaps try the deli down the street? 1.2000 0.08982 35 30 3 2
1601 I'm sorry, but we don't serve food. 1.2000 0.20000 10 9 0 1
1602 Your reservation is toast. 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
1603 I'm sorry. Even the toast-of-the-town needs a reservation. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1604 Nice try with the bowtie. You'll be seated when you get some pants, a collared shirt and a jacket. 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
1605 That's not true, sir. Je Déteste le Gluten will not give you a table because you're not wearing pants. 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
1606 Sorry sir but you're no longer welcomed in this establishment. You're toast! 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
1607 Let's see, tie - check, gluten free - check, pre-sliced - check, trousers - no. You still can't come in. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1608 This is a gluten-free restaurant. We're going to have to ask you to leave. 1.2000 0.20000 10 9 0 1
1609 Tell Jeffrey we’ll have a fine toast tonight. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1610 You're late again, but check with the kitchen to see if they need you tonight. 1.2000 0.20000 10 9 0 1
1611 I'm sorry Sir, but we're a gluten free restaurant now. 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
1612 And that will be a party of..... how many slices did you say sir? 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
1613 I'm sorry, sir, but we are a strictly non-gluten establishment - Carl Yaffe, Rockville, Maryland 1.2000 0.20000 10 9 0 1
1614 This is a gluten-free restaurant. 1.2000 0.10690 15 12 3 0
1615 I'm sorry, your regular table has gone to the best thing since you. 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
1616 Nice try, sir. Bur I'm still going to have to insist on the pants. 1.2000 0.20000 10 9 0 1
1617 I don’t see a reservation for Zwieback. Are you certain it’s not under a different name? 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
1618 Would you like a table with a duck pond view? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1619 Greeting CPAC members! Our keynote speaker this year is a generic whitebread Republican congressional candidate from the Philadelphia suburbs whose name escapes me at the moment-- 1.2000 0.20000 10 9 0 1
1620 Do you even know what pansexual means? 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
1621 I'm sorry. The bride was very clear - no toasts. 1.2000 0.20000 10 9 0 1
1622 Can you use the word in a sentence, please?" "Of course. The word is TOAST, as in: This morning I had my toast with butter and jelly. 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
1623 Not sure who you spoke with, but we don't actually take open-faced reservations. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1624 The table reservation is for two — Peanut and Jelly. Seating for one is available at the bar, Mr. Pea Nut Jelly. 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
1625 Your toasted , your late! You know which side your bread is buttered on! 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
1626 Sorry, you're toast if you do not have a reservation. 1.2000 0.20000 10 9 0 1
1627 I'm so sorry,but this restaurant is gluten-free. 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
1628 I'm sorry Jerry... i fucked your wife. 1.2000 0.20000 10 9 0 1
1629 I know you're trying your best, but you drop another tray and you're going to be toast. 1.2000 0.20000 10 9 0 1
1630 This is a Chinese restaurant. We never serve the likes of you. 1.2000 0.20000 10 9 0 1
1631 You’ve been replaced by a Hostess. 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
1632 Yes, she was here, but I saw her leave with a kaiser roll. 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
1633 We stopped serving bread last week. 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
1634 Sorry but Table 6 definitely did order dinner rolls 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1635 Yes, I do now see you've returned wearing a tie, and yes it is a very nice tie, but I'm still not seeing a jacket. 1.2000 0.20000 10 9 0 1
1636 We can seat you now on any table 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
1637 You said any seat’s fine, except the one nearest the toaster. 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
1638 Our next speaker used to be the best thing. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1639 I'm sorry about your date. She's toast. 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
1640 Your entire loaf needs to be here before I can seat you. 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
1641 It's a 30 minute wait for the griddle, but the toaster is available now 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
1642 I am sorry, Sir, but tonight's dress code is >slightly burnt<" 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
1643 I get that you're The Toast of The Town, but unfortunately I cannot seat you without a reservation. 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
1644 I’m sorry sir, we are a gluten free establishment now. 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
1645 You didn't make the cut, sir. 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
1646 I must be pretty toasted. 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
1647 P.B.J., party of three, we cannot seat you until your party is complete. 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
1648 Sorry, but "The "Greatest Things" convention is in town. 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
1649 Henceforth, our dinner meetings will be gender-neutral, smoke and gluten-free 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
1650 Sorry, we don't serve bread anymore unless people ask for it. 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
1651 Yes, we serve bread for free, but we don't serve bread for free... 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1652 I'm sorry sir, we don't have a slot available for you. 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
1653 Humm, Sorry we have a reservation for a Mr. WholeGrain, but not for a Mr. White. 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
1654 I don't care if you have a reservation. This is strictly a no carb restaurant. Guess you're in a jam... 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
1655 Sandwiches are only admitted between noon and two o’clock, Sir. Please call to reserve your tray. 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
1656 Will Wonderbread Woman be joining you tonight? 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
1657 I'm sorry, but I can't get you in. You're no longer the standard by which we measure celebrity. 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
1658 You dress up, White Bread, but we're still not serving you here. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1659 I said you've just got five minutes or you're toast! 1.2000 0.08841 30 23 4 1
1660 Impressive sure, but we were really hoping to see a juggler. 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
1661 Yes, your date was here but she said "if he's not a heel, I'm not interested. 1.2000 0.20000 10 9 0 1
1662 Sorry sir tonight is the dinner for the cast of Breaking Bad not Breaking Bread. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1663 Yes, I realize you're the toast of the town but we're full. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1664 Well yes I am, but it does not mean what you think it means. 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
1665 Once again, Mr. White Bread wins the Best Toast of the Year Award. 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
1666 Sorry but we have no bread service here. 1.2000 0.20000 10 9 0 1
1667 I understand you're the greatest thing since the 'greatest thing' idiom, but I still can't get you a table sir. 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
1668 I'm sorry sir, the guest policy clearly states black tie and TOASTED, only. 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
1669 So did you reserve a table for pumpernickel or rye? 1.2000 0.20000 10 9 0 1
1670 No sir, I said are you the host. 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
1671 I am sorry but our dress code is gluten free. 1.2000 0.20000 10 9 0 1
1672 Uhh this is a stale and older establishment, bud. 1.2000 0.20000 10 9 0 1
1673 Even the hamburger bun bailed... 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
1674 You're late......you're toast!...... 1.2000 0.08165 40 34 3 2
1675 I've got one in the toaster 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
1676 I don't care if you're French, you're not on the list 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
1677 I’m sorry but the Bagel party got the last one I have. No jacket, no service. 1.2000 0.20000 10 9 0 1
1678 You're toast, man! 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
1679 Sorry, your table cancelled. We won't be needing you tonight. 1.2000 0.10690 15 12 3 0
1680 My apologies. We don’t serve breakfast. 1.2000 0.10000 25 21 2 1
1681 I'm afraid we strictly gluten free. 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
1682 How do you mean, if I don’t let you in you’re toast? 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
1683 Are you here for lunch or to be lunch? 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
1684 It takes more than a bow tie to make you upper crust, you know. 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
1685 Your tie looks fine, but you've got far too much starch in your shirt. 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
1686 I'm sorry sir, we don't seat incomplete parties. When the rest of your sandwich arrives we'll be happy to accommodate you. 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
1687 I can sit you outside under the patio heaters if you don't mind getting a little toasted 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
1688 Are you hear to make the wedding reception toast? 1.2000 0.20000 10 9 0 1
1689 I’m sorry, we don’t recognize a crust as a jacket. 1.2000 0.20000 10 9 0 1
1690 Quit loafing around and get to work! 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
1691 I’m sorry, but all manna must wear jackets in the restaurant. 1.2000 0.20000 10 9 0 1
1692 Oh... I'm afraid the gentleman who made the reservation didn't specify it'd be a baker's dozen. 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
1693 I’m sorry sir, our dress code is no shirt, no shoes, no gluten. 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
1694 I'm sorry sir, the only table we have available is in the gluten free area. 1.2000 0.10690 15 12 3 0
1695 I’m afraid we’re upper crust. 1.2000 0.10690 15 12 3 0
1696 “Sorry, sir, our breadbaskets are full.” 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
1697 I apologize, sir, but our dress code is in place to keep seedy clientele out of this establishment. 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
1698 I'll seat you when the avocado arrives. 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
1699 Yes , a table if you promise not to get toasted. 1.2000 0.20000 10 9 0 1
1700 Sorry, sir. No carbs after 5pm. 1.2000 0.20000 10 9 0 1
1701 I’m afraid we won’t be able to seat you this evening! 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
1702 Dining room, patio, or basket? 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
1703 No dinner jacket..You’re toast.... 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
1704 I’m sure you are ‘the greatest thing’ but I still have no tables available. 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
1705 I’m sorry. But this isn’t the bread line. 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
1706 A delicious crust is not a jacket, sir. 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
1707 Some people are just... intolerant. 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
1708 His jokes are stale, but he still tastes good if toasted. 1.2000 0.08165 25 19 5 0
1709 Calm down, I'm not making THAT kind of toast. 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
1710 Not until the rest of your loaf arrives, I’m sorry. 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
1711 I'm sorry, but this dining room is gluten-free. 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
1712 Yes, I realize you’re Whole Wheat, but even ‘regular’ customers require reservations. 1.2000 0.20000 10 9 0 1
1713 I'm afraid we don't allow loafers in here. 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
1714 Why are you naked? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1715 STOP I’m on keto 1.2000 0.20000 10 9 0 1
1716 Oh, my. I thought you were toast. 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
1717 You may be the toast of a town, but you are not the toast of this town. 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
1718 Yes, but I'm afraid you're not upper crust. 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
1719 All I have is one in the non-gluten section. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1720 Perfect. You are just in time for the toast. 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
1721 I don't see a Pumpernickel...party of 20. 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
1722 Epstein didn't kill himself. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1723 We’re gluten-friendly, but you still need a reservation. 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
1724 Sorry, but the meal here is gluten free 1.1944 0.03607 36 31 5 0
1725 I'm sorry sir, but we stop serving breakfast at 11:00 am. 1.1944 0.08746 36 30 2 2
1726 It was at that moment that Phil realized he was “the bread” of the restaurant. 1.1935 0.07213 31 27 3 1
1727 And will the Parkers be dining with you also this evening , Mr. Brioche? 1.1935 0.05525 31 26 5 0
1728 By yourself, you’re toast. 1.1935 0.08575 31 26 4 1
1729 I’m sorry sir, but we don’t have a gluten free menu. 1.1935 0.07213 31 25 6 0
1730 You know you need to dress up for the Toastmaster final presentation. 1.1923 0.03922 26 23 2 0
1731 Sorry Mr. French. Without maple, eggs and milk, you're toast. 1.1923 0.05600 26 24 1 1
1732 You forgot to bring butter!?? 1.1905 0.04880 21 19 2 0
1733 I'm am sorry but we don't serve white bread. 1.1905 0.08781 21 17 4 0
1734 Could it be under a different name? 1.1875 0.13598 16 14 1 1
1735 what do you mean I can't afford to eat here....Ive got tuns of bread 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
1736 We have our standards here. Don’t try to butter up to me. 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
1737 " I'm sorry sir, but we stop serving sandwiches in our main room after 5:00 PM. Would you like to see our Bar Menu? 1.1852 0.09302 27 23 3 1
1738 I'm sorry, sir, but we are now entirely gluten-free. 1.1852 0.05436 27 22 4 0
1739 Can U please be seated? I'm tired of loafing around! 1.1852 0.07618 27 24 2 1
1740 Sorry Sir, Ms Peanut Butter called, she is not coming. 1.1842 0.09126 38 34 1 3
1741 I am sorry Sliced, but we gave your table to the Iphone. He is now the best. 1.1833 0.05570 60 52 6 2
1742 I'm sorry sir, but they've already had a toast. 1.1818 0.18182 11 10 0 1
1743 I'm afraid we are ciabatta only, sir. 1.1818 0.12197 11 9 2 0
1744 When I said that we needed the sales team to dress up and make more bread, not dress up the bread. 1.1818 0.12197 11 9 2 0
1745 Pumpernickel told me you have been pocketing your cash tips. You can’t do that with your dough.” Bo Hirsch, Los Angeles, Calif. 1.1818 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1746 I'm sorry I can't seat you. We're a gluten-free restaurant. Edward Neufeld 1.1818 0.12197 11 9 2 0
1747 I have tried to be a winner on The New Yorker's week's cartoon for 1001 years. Do you know why I am not successful? 1.1818 0.18182 11 10 0 1
1748 We are hiring, but this place breaks guys like you. 1.1818 0.12197 11 9 2 0
1749 As a matter of fact, I can think of several items that are the greatest thing since you. 1.1818 0.10683 22 19 2 1
1750 I'm sorry, this is a gluten-free establishment. 1.1818 0.12197 11 9 2 0
1751 We stopped seating breakfast at 11... 1.1818 0.12197 11 9 2 0
1752 Sir, we’re spread a bit thin tonight, are we not? 1.1818 0.12197 11 9 2 0
1753 Sorry, you are not in menu today. 1.1818 0.12197 11 9 2 0
1754 I will escort you to your plate shortly, sir. 1.1818 0.12197 11 9 2 0
1755 I don't care if you are Wonder Bread, you still need a reservation. 1.1818 0.08417 22 18 4 0
1756 butter now than never? am i right? 1.1818 0.12197 11 9 2 0
1757 Would you prefer your usual PB&J or perhaps something more daring like ham'n swiss. 1.1818 0.12197 11 9 2 0
1758 I’m sorry, Dr. Sliced Bread. I can no longer seat you without a reservation here at The Greatest Thing restaurant. 1.1818 0.12197 11 9 2 0
1759 Sir, gluten-free doesn't mean that gluten eats for free. 1.1818 0.18182 11 10 0 1
1760 Sorry sir, we don’t serve breakfast until 7:00a.m. 1.1818 0.18182 11 10 0 1
1761 Sorry, sir, we don't allow basket cases. 1.1818 0.12197 11 9 2 0
1762 No, this is a roast. Your party is in conference room B. 1.1818 0.12197 11 9 2 0
1763 I'm afraid we don't serve sliced bread here. 1.1818 0.12197 11 9 2 0
1764 There's one for Crusty the Clown. 1.1818 0.18182 11 10 0 1
1765 We only allow white bread in this establishment. 1.1818 0.12197 11 9 2 0
1766 Sorry, we don't have a table, even for "the toast of the town." 1.1818 0.12197 11 9 2 0
1767 So sorry, but you'll knead a reservation. 1.1818 0.18182 11 10 0 1
1768 I'm terribly sorry, sir, but we do not serve gluten here. 1.1818 0.12197 11 9 2 0
1769 And here he is, ladies and gentlemen. The toast of the town. 1.1818 0.18182 11 10 0 1
1770 Sorry -- no pants, no shoes, no service! 1.1818 0.12197 11 9 2 0
1771 Isn't this the meeting place for Toastmasters? 1.1818 0.12197 11 9 2 0
1772 Nice tie. Do you want white, wheat or rye seating. 1.1818 0.12197 11 9 2 0
1773 Sorry peanut butter and jelly couldn't make it. Table for one, then. 1.1818 0.12197 11 9 2 0
1774 No, this has never been a pop-up restaurant. 1.1818 0.12197 11 9 2 0
1775 Sorry, sir. No gluten. 1.1818 0.18182 11 10 0 1
1776 Your early, the eggs are not here yet. Would you like some butter while you wait? 1.1818 0.12197 11 9 2 0
1777 This position isn’t for you. We’re strictly farm-to-table, whole grain. 1.1818 0.12197 11 9 2 0
1778 Doesn't matter you are a vegan sandwich. No entry without accompanying cheese. 1.1818 0.12197 11 9 2 0
1779 She wants to meet for breakfast ... 1.1818 0.18182 11 10 0 1
1780 I don't know where your parents are, but we were short on bread pudding this evening. 1.1818 0.18182 11 10 0 1
1781 Please welcome COUNT ZWEIBACK, the toast of Vienna 1.1818 0.18182 11 10 0 1
1782 Sorry, I have a 'Signore Pane' but I don't see a 'Monsieur le Pain' 1.1818 0.12197 11 9 2 0
1783 You can’t miss her, she’s a slice of rye. 1.1818 0.12197 11 9 2 0
1784 Your tie is crooked. 1.1818 0.12197 11 9 2 0
1785 As I mentioned previously, with the recent earnings figures, our employees are toast. Rebecca Hawkins 1.1818 0.12197 11 9 2 0
1786 And here's to the bride and groom! 1.1818 0.18182 11 10 0 1
1787 We serve bread here, but we don't serve bread here 1.1818 0.12197 11 9 2 0
1788 One piece of advice: if you get nervous up here, visualize everyone in the audience as naked slices of toast. 1.1818 0.12197 11 9 2 0
1789 Would you like to absorb a cocktail while you wait? 1.1818 0.12197 11 9 2 0
1790 Sure, I will have a seat at the bar, I'm only here to get toasted! 1.1818 0.18182 11 10 0 1
1791 Carl, what did I tell you about showing up to work toasted? 1.1818 0.12197 11 9 2 0
1792 I don’t see your name on the list, how did you say you know the muffin man? 1.1818 0.18182 11 10 0 1
1793 Please, when my wife finds out I didn’t make a reservation I’m toast. 1.1818 0.12197 11 9 2 0
1794 Who's the toastmaster here? 1.1818 0.12197 11 9 2 0
1795 Sorry, sir, we only have toasters for two. 1.1818 0.12197 11 9 2 0
1796 I’m sorry but we can’t seat you until the rest of your loaf arrives. 1.1818 0.12197 11 9 2 0
1797 Your party hasn't been seated. They're still at the bar, most of them toasted. 1.1818 0.12197 11 9 2 0
1798 Nice necktie! but we only seat fully clothed gentlemen. 1.1818 0.12197 11 9 2 0
1799 I'm sorry, sir. Your reservation is toast. 1.1818 0.12197 11 9 2 0
1800 Sir, I won’t be able to seat you until Ms. Jam and Mr. Butter arrive. 1.1818 0.12197 11 9 2 0
1801 Your wife and girlfriend had a fight. There are crumbs everywhere. 1.1818 0.12197 11 9 2 0
1802 No, glutens pay. 1.1818 0.12197 11 9 2 0
1803 Hurry up and hide in the basket on table 47. 1.1818 0.12197 11 9 2 0
1804 When I said you were toast, I meant you're fired! 1.1818 0.12197 11 9 2 0
1805 Sir, umm we only allow toast. 1.1818 0.08417 22 18 4 0
1806 I'm sorry, I cannot touch the thermostat. 1.1818 0.12197 11 9 2 0
1807 You're late, the toast has already begun! 1.1818 0.08417 22 18 4 0
1808 Our next speaker claims it's better to be rough around the edges than to go with the grain 1.1818 0.12197 11 9 2 0
1809 Sorry, sir. All the places in the toaster are unavailable now. 1.1818 0.12197 11 9 2 0
1810 It is so ordered... Raymond has been impeached as the President of Toastmasters. 1.1818 0.18182 11 10 0 1
1811 Sorry, whole wheat has gotta go in through the other door 1.1818 0.18182 11 10 0 1
1812 I'm sorry, but we only serve whole-grain. 1.1818 0.12197 11 9 2 0
1813 I'm sorry but we don't serve breakfast in this establishment. 1.1818 0.12197 11 9 2 0
1814 Unfortunately, we cannot seat your party until the meat, cheese, and second slice of bread arrive." 1.1818 0.12197 11 9 2 0
1815 I’m sorry. The waitresses do not appreciate your rye humour. 1.1818 0.12197 11 9 2 0
1816 I’m sorry, if you’re not at the table, then you’re on the menu. 1.1818 0.12197 11 9 2 0
1817 Let me guess. You are with those loafers at the bar. 1.1818 0.12197 11 9 2 0
1818 I'm sorry sir, it's not that kind of Toastmasters meeting. 1.1818 0.12197 11 9 2 0
1819 We gave your table to the peanut butter and jelly. 1.1818 0.10683 22 19 1 1
1820 Gluten free" refers to the cuisine. You'll still have to pay for dinner. 1.1818 0.12197 11 9 2 0
1821 Well, we could lend you a jacket, but you'd still be missing pants." 1.1818 0.18182 11 10 0 1
1822 Sorry sir, the kid asked for the bread without the crust 1.1818 0.12197 11 9 2 0
1823 If you're toasted, head to the bar, sir 1.1818 0.12197 11 9 2 0
1824 And now, accepting the award for best actress in a dramatic role, is her breakfast. 1.1818 0.12197 11 9 2 0
1825 Listen, I sympathize, but you have to bring bread to the tables, it's part of the job. 1.1818 0.12197 11 9 2 0
1826 I'm sorry, but this restaurant only serves gluten free options. -Dustin Jacobs, Los Angeles, CA 1.1818 0.06818 33 26 6 0
1827 I'm awfully sorry, Sir, but I cannot let you in without wearing a Bio label. 1.1818 0.18182 11 10 0 1
1828 I am sorry, sir, but I cannot seat you until the rest of your loaf has arrived. 1.1818 0.12197 11 9 2 0
1829 Where’s water? 1.1818 0.12197 11 9 2 0
1830 I know you wouldn’t be here today without the others, but unfortunately, they’re toast. 1.1818 0.12197 11 9 2 0
1831 I'm afraid they found your toast too wry. 1.1800 0.05488 50 40 9 0
1832 Gluten free area? 1.1800 0.04686 50 42 8 0
1833 I know formal attire is required but I was out of avocado 1.1795 0.05026 39 34 5 0
1834 Sorry, I don't see you on the grocery list. 1.1786 0.05279 28 24 4 0
1835 You know the drill. No shirt. No shoes. No service. 1.1786 0.05279 28 24 4 0
1836 She called him the best thing since you. I'm sorry you had to hear it from me. 1.1786 0.08988 28 24 3 1
1837 I brought my own food for the black tie event. 1.1786 0.08988 28 24 3 1
1838 Sorry, we're already full. 1.1778 0.04808 45 40 4 1
1839 I’m sorry. Even though you want to be the “toast of the town “, we’re not letting you in the kitchen. 1.1765 0.02985 34 30 3 0
1840 You’re late. You were supposed to arrive before the starter. 1.1765 0.08927 34 29 2 2
1841 Sorry, but only upper crust are welcome here. 1.1765 0.06063 17 15 2 0
1842 Sorry, you’re gonna need a Miracle. 1.1765 0.08927 34 30 2 2
1843 I'm sorry pal,you gotta wear pants in here. 1.1750 0.06084 40 35 4 1
1844 I’m sorry, sir. You misunderstood the notion of us catering strictly to upper crust clientele.” 1.1739 0.08081 23 19 4 0
1845 Sorry, we're low carb. We don't serve your kind here. 1.1739 0.04718 46 38 7 0
1846 Sir, bread is not smart and bow-tie is not casual. 1.1739 0.03550 46 40 6 0
1847 Yes sir, I understand, you do have a tie, but...well, it's the poppy seeds. 1.1739 0.10239 23 19 2 1
1848 Your tie is good, but if you show up in no pants, no shirt and no shave, the audience will eat you alive! 1.1724 0.07139 29 24 5 0
1849 Something better came along. 1.1724 0.08694 29 25 3 1
1850 Lets ignore this as an outlier and move on 1.1667 0.09829 24 21 2 1
1851 Go away! 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1852 Table for one? I’m so sorry to hear about Melba. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1853 And now, an inspiring story from someone who made the journey from amber waves to your plate. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1854 No shirt, no service 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1855 We can seat you in the gluten free section but there's a dress code and you'll have to lose the bow-tie: too reminiscent of wheat based pasta. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1856 My word! I didn't realize it was that kind of Toastmasters event. 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
1857 Sorry, no toasting for you, even if you're ready. 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
1858 George E. Jessel, you are not. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1859 I don't think I'm cut out for this 1.1667 0.11237 12 9 2 0
1860 ...and - which is more - you'll be a man, my bun! 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1861 I'm sorry sir,but the Bowtie Club is gluten free. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1862 I 'm sorry, the invitation said "Roast". 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
1863 Our wait time for a table of one is somewhere between notch 3 and notch 5. 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
1864 I’m sorry but we are now gluten-free. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1865 I’m sorry, sir, but we just gave our last table to the best thing since sliced bread. 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
1866 Okay, so here's how it's going to go. Forty-seven people will write captions that are some variant on the most obvious choice, and one of them -- perhaps at random -- will be chosen the "winner." I'm sorry, I wish I had better news. 1.1667 0.16667 12 11 0 1
1867 Sorry, we can only serve you during breakfast. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1868 Sorry.....We don’t admit barefoot patrons 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1869 Unfortunately, we must insist on a dress code of Kaiser Roll or higher. 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
1870 Are you here for Mr. Thomas' farewell party? 1.1667 0.16667 12 11 0 1
1871 Oh man, I'm Toast 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
1872 I only have a "Mr. Bagel" for 6 o'clock. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1873 Sir, are you trying to butter me up? 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1874 Giant mutated piece of bread or not, the dress code clearly states that pants must be worn at all times. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1875 "If you want to be served, we have seating currently available in the toaster. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1876 We don’t serve your kind here, sir. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1877 You know the manager? I'll ask, but that seems a bit half-baked. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1878 Sorry, I can’t seat you, sir; as of yesterday we are a completely gluten free establishment. 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
1879 I'd like to seat you sir, but I'm afraid we're gluten free. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1880 No, I'm the maitre d', and you're supposed to butter me up. 1.1667 0.16667 12 11 0 1
1881 I'm terribly sorry sir, but we absolutely cannot allow day old bread in our restaurant! 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1882 Yes, a jacket is really required. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1883 Next time, try landing butter side up 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1884 ...But they said this was Toastmasters! 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1885 The name is Croque, Monsieur. 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
1886 Sorry, we only serve the upper crust. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1887 Sorry, you're toast, buddy. 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
1888 The Toastmasters only accept gluten-free members now. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1889 Crust me. I knead the job, and won't loaf. 1.1667 0.08419 30 25 3 1
1890 Not even for the Toast of the Town? 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
1891 We will be able to let you in, in a moment. The best man is making a you. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1892 Sorry sir, we don’t have any gluten-free options. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1893 My other half has all the dough! 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1894 I am so sorry...but following dress code, gluten is not permitted 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1895 Yes, we do serve toast, but we will not serve toast. 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
1896 Sir, I think you're in the wrong place. 1.1667 0.04915 24 21 3 0
1897 I can't seat you without your butter half. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1898 But mother swore! We were all upper crust! 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1899 Never seat anyone right away. Always have them to wait three minutes till the sound of the ding. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1900 Terribly sorry, sir, but outside food is not allowed in this restaurant. 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
1901 I'm sorry, but we're now a gluten-free establishment. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1902 Gluten free? Even if its Oats, Peas, Beans, and Barley, everyone pays. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1903 I'm sorry sir, only the Upper Crust permitted inside. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1904 Sorry sir, the bread baskets are already full. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1905 Sorry, Sir,shoes and butter are required 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
1906 But they invited me to say a few words about the honoee. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1907 I'm sorry, sir. We can't seat you until your whole loaf is here. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1908 Sorry,we only serve bread in baskets. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1909 The award goes to the...breadwinner. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1910 I'm sorry Sir, but I cannot seat you until your entire loaf is here. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1911 I'm so sorry. Our gluten free section is completely sold out for tonight. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1912 Formality notwithstanding, consumables enter kitchen door. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1913 Yes, we seated a potato, but he had a jacket. 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
1914 Sorry sir I can't let you in, and the manager doesn't like being buttered up. 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
1915 No pants, no shoes, no service 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1916 I can’t seat you now, the pigeons are at table 6. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1917 I do apologize, but I'm afraid it iss baguette attire only. 1.1667 0.06299 36 30 6 0
1918 For a toaster it’s a thirty minute wait 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1919 yes, thank you, i have a reservation under the name "mr bread slice" 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1920 No shirt, no shoes, no gluten. 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
1921 I'm sorry sir - I'm afraid this is a gluten-free establishment. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1922 I'm afraid you'll need both a tie and jacket, Sir. 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
1923 Let me take over ... I'm a more qualified Toastmaster. 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
1924 Sorry, I can't serve you until your entire sandwich has arrived. 1.1667 0.16667 12 11 0 1
1925 I'm sorry we are going to have to let you go. The restaurant is going gluten-free. 1.1667 0.12127 18 16 1 1
1926 I'm sorry sir. The baskets are reserved for sticks. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1927 It looks like I only have tables available in the gluten-free section right now, so it might be awhile. 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
1928 I need for you to Butter Up. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1929 I have you listed as the host. 1.1667 0.16667 12 11 0 1
1930 Sorry, but the party of four was toasted as a party of three... 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1931 How can whole wheat be gluten free 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1932 But I was supposed to deliver the BIG TOAST after my speech! 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
1933 I'm sorry Howard, I know you've been dressed up, but they just don't seem to like gluten-free bread. 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
1934 I thought you were expecting me Master. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1935 If you go out like that, they'll eat you alive! 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1936 We don’t serve food here. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1937 'When I said it was a sandwich course, this was not what I meant...' 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
1938 Solo,with no salad,fries or beverage to join you ? 1.1667 0.16667 12 11 0 1
1939 I'm sorry sir, but we require shoes in this establishment. 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
1940 Yes, sir, this is the Toastmasters' meeting, but I do not think it means what you think it means. 1.1667 0.16667 12 11 0 1
1941 You’ve definitely got the ‘toast’, but it’s the ‘master’ bit that worries me. 1.1667 0.04880 36 33 2 1
1942 I'm afraid your group had to be removed from the table before the entree was served 1.1667 0.07771 24 20 4 0
1943 I'm sorry, sir. That's just an expression. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1944 I'm sorry, we don't serve sandwiches here. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1945 The reservation is under Toasted. 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
1946 Sorry, this establishment is strictly gluten free. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1947 I'm sorry, sir, we only serve rye. 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
1948 I asked for someone to give a toast not be a toast 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1949 I knew my time was up soon, but I never thought I would be replaced by Naan other than a real person 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1950 I’m sorry, we don’t serve bread here. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1951 The reviews are in: "Crumby!" "Stale!" Let's face it: You're toast. 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
1952 Sorry. No reservation under PB&J. 1.1667 0.16667 12 11 0 1
1953 I'm sorry. We don't serve anyone even slightly toasted. 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
1954 I'm sorry, Sir, but they have accidentally eaten your partner. 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
1955 They said they wanted me to give the wedding toast. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1956 Sorry, You are not gluten free. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1957 I'm sorry sir, but they're making a toast not hosting one. 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
1958 It's got nothing to do with how you're dressed...it's because of your colour. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1959 I’m sorry, I was expecting toast. 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
1960 I'm sorry but table four requested bread. 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
1961 ‘The bow tie is good. But where’s the pants.’ 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1962 I'm sorry, sir. You aren't free and unlimited here. 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
1963 No soup for you, I'm afraid. 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
1964 I'm your stomach messing with your brain. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1965 Would you prefer a seat at a booth, table, or basket? 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1966 Sorry, sir, when you asked us to "toast" her, we didn't realize you meant a speech. 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
1967 Yes, I know who you are but unfortunately, you are no longer considered the greatest thing. 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
1968 I can tell it’s still you. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1969 I’m so sorry - this event is gluten free. 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
1970 Bow tie notwithstanding, I cannot overlook the lack of a shirt or shoes, sir. 1.1667 0.06920 30 25 5 0
1971 I’m waiting for my other half, so we can squeeze in something to eat. 1.1667 0.16667 12 11 0 1
1972 We can’t serve you here, Sir. This is a gluten free restaurant. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1973 I hear you’re meeting the Big Cheese. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1974 Sorry sir, we don't seat toasts unless they're in a jam. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1975 Of course we serve food here. Just not carbohydrates. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1976 I’m sorry, sir, but you will need a dinner jacket as well. 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
1977 Sorry, new policy. The Millenials are uncomfortable around you. 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
1978 I’ll have them bring you the gluten-free menu. 1.1622 0.07263 37 32 4 1
1979 You won't be able to rise in here. It's a gluten-free restaurant. 1.1622 0.06143 37 31 6 0
1980 Unfortunately, cheese could not attend tonight. 1.1613 0.06715 31 25 5 0
1981 Not to get a rise out of you, but I don’t see a reservation here. 1.1613 0.06715 31 28 2 1
1982 You’re too late. They’ve already toasted the other guests of honor. 1.1613 0.09386 31 28 1 2
1983 Be careful what you wish for. 1.1613 0.06715 31 26 5 0
1984 I’m sorry, but you’re not enriched enough to eat here. 1.1613 0.06715 31 26 5 0
1985 We serve crabs, but we don't serve bread. 1.1613 0.08161 31 25 3 1
1986 'Don't worry,sir,we keep the room temperature nice and toasty'. 1.1600 0.07483 25 21 4 0
1987 I’m sorry, “Toast of The Town” was cancelled. 1.1600 0.04761 25 21 3 0
1988 I'm sorry, sir. You're simply underdressed. 1.1600 0.07483 25 21 4 0
1989 Do we tell him he’s lactose intolerant? 1.1591 0.04532 44 35 6 0
1990 I'm sorry sir. We are 100% gluten-free. 1.1579 0.04660 38 33 5 0
1991 And the winner is, for best invention... 1.1579 0.11504 19 16 1 1
1992 Ok, I put on a tie. Now will you serve me? 1.1579 0.11504 19 17 1 1
1993 Sorry,but the Toastmasters convention was last night . 1.1562 0.07918 32 27 3 1
1994 It said black fry optional... 1.1562 0.06521 32 26 5 0
1995 I am sorry, sir, but the dress code does require shoes. 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
1996 I don’t care what you do on your day off, but that butter is for the customers. 1.1538 0.02696 39 35 4 0
1997 I appreciate the tie, but I am afraid we still still have a 'no shoes, no shirt, no service' policy. 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
1998 I'm sorry, but you can't be seated until your entire sandwich is here. 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
1999 But sir, I would LOVE to see the live jam 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
2000 I can't seat you, this is a gluten-free establishment. 1.1538 0.03922 26 25 1 0
2001 Can you say Archaic ? I know you can. 1.1538 0.09102 26 23 2 1
2002 I'm Bread, my name should be on the menu. 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
2003 The best I can do is to sandwich you in somewhere at the bar. 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
2004 Hey, you shop there too. 1.1538 0.10415 13 10 2 0
2005 No Melba it’s a toastmasters meeting” 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
2006 The Journal says our act has gotten stale. 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
2007 You're not well-bred enough. 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
2008 I'm sorry sir but the rest of your party's been eaten. 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
2009 Our reservation list is full for this evening, but I can probably sandwich you in at 11 with the Krafts who are also singles. 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
2010 You look like you’ve just seen a toast. 1.1515 0.06338 33 30 2 1
2011 I'm sorry but Butter cancelled the reservation. 1.1500 0.05130 20 18 2 0
2012 I'm sorry. We don't serve bread at the table in this restaurant. 1.1500 0.05130 20 18 2 0
2013 I’m sorry, sir, we have reservations about white bread. 1.1500 0.08192 20 17 3 0
2014 You're late. You missed the toast. 1.1500 0.05718 40 34 6 0
2015 Talk about rat race huh 1.1489 0.06067 47 40 5 1
2016 I'm sorry, they've removed you from the list, thanks to KETO. 1.1481 0.06967 27 23 4 0
2017 Sorry, sir, but the Whole Wheat meet-up was last night. Tonight's rye. 1.1471 0.07472 34 30 3 1
2018 I'm sorry, this is a gluten-free restaurant. 1.1471 0.02985 34 30 3 0
2019 I feel like I’m spread too thin! 1.1471 0.07472 34 29 3 1
2020 Toast this 1.1463 0.04363 41 36 5 0
2021 You're the toast of the town Filling by Oscar Meyer Accepting Emmy - Michelle Obama 1.1463 0.06590 41 31 4 1
2022 Angela, when does the copyright for ‘Rat Pack’ expire? 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2023 SO Clearly he isnt vegan 1.1429 0.07825 21 18 3 0
2024 Are you Mr. Potato Bread? 1.1429 0.06440 42 36 4 1
2025 I,m sorry sir, we have a roast scheduled for tonight, I believe the toast is tomorrow night. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2026 You’re making our low carb guests uncomfortable. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2027 I’m sorry, I don’t show any reservations for Artisanal” 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2028 You didn't bring your peanut butter and jelly?! 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2029 Sorry, but I can’t seat you until the rest of your loaf arrives. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2030 I'm sorry to disappoint you. But Toastmasters isn't for toast. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2031 Lady Marmalade sends her regrets. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2032 Hello. I’m meeting a friend....Bow tie Pasta. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2033 I tried to ask the genie to make me head waiter. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2034 Ninety? Ninety? Thank you! Ninety-five? Ninety-five? He's yummy! Thank you! A dollar? A dollar? Anyone bid a dollar to take a bite out of Jimmy? 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2035 Lose the bow tie, Reggie. Table four wants more bread. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2036 No, I asked if you would be willing to give a toast. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2037 You’ve got to wait until all of the other grains get here before we seat your party. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2038 Sorry, sir. You may enter only when accompanied by butter. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2039 I'm sorry we only have one table left, and it's reserved for a Mr Honky. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2040 I wonder why you didn't make a reservation? 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2041 Reservation, schmezervation! No shoes, no shirt, no service! 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2042 Come back for breakast! 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2043 A jacket is mandatory; bow ties are optional. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2044 Although we embrace inclusiveness at these celiac information sessions, you are not welcome here. Frankly sir, you make us sick. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2045 I have reservations for Pita party of six, Rye party of two, and WheatBread party of 12, but nothing for a Whitebread party of one... 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2046 Sir, I’m sorry but the Toastmasters met last night. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2047 We’re full of bread, sorry. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2048 Sorry, but no one's seated without a coat of olive oil. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2049 Will it be only you dining with us this evening or the entire loaf? 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2050 The toast is about to begin sir." "But my whole family is in there! 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2051 Table for two, Mrs.Butter is on her way. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2052 We're full right now, but I expect a slot to pop up in a few minutes. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2053 I'm sorry, the reservation is Toast. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2054 Do you want to wait for another hour? A loaf of people are have come here tonight 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2055 Sorry, we don't have a table that is further from the toaster. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2056 Wow. Walking bread. Are you going to the bread convention or something you stupid fucking loaf? Dumb idiot bread... 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2057 I’m terribly sorry, sir, but this is an upper crust establishment. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2058 Sorry, no weird doughs allowed. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2059 my balls hurt 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2060 Sorry, this is Roastmasters. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2061 Sorry, out of white, but I can mate you with pumpernickel. Sorry, out of white, but I can mate you with pumpernickel. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2062 I’m sorry, we’re actually gluten-free. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2063 I'm sorry, you're not on the ingredients. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2064 I’m sorry sir, but we do not have a spare dinner jacket in your shape. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2065 Sorry, sir, we will be unable to seat you until your entire party arrives. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2066 I'm sorry sir this is a Thai restaurant,we don't serve bread. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2067 It's a bread tie event. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2068 I'm truly sorry, Sir, we do not serve gluten here. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2069 Sir, where are your trousers? 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2070 You may well be wearing a bow tie, sir, but we’ve a strict rule against loafers. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2071 I'm sorry. We do not have a reservation for a Mr. Wonder. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2072 If I may begin with a rye anecdote. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2073 Please seat me away from the kitchen or I'll be toast 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2074 We know. You want to propose a toast...... 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2075 I’m looking for a slice of the good life; surely you have a table where I can toast to that. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2076 I apologize sir, we’ve been burned one too many times. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2077 I am sorry sir, you cannot butter me up. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2078 Yes the reservation is for two the name is 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2079 Spongebob manages it somehow. Sorry, no exceptions. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2080 I don't care if you're The Toast of the Town, you still need a reservation. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2081 Don't you have a reservation under "Peanut Butter" and his date "Jelly?" 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2082 The bowtie is not enough; you will need shoes. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2083 I'm sorry, but the toast comes at the END of the reception. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2084 Sorry, but with no reservation you're toast. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2085 Sorry sir it is coat and tie. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2086 Forget it, your nothing but toast around here! 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2087 I don’t care if you are the toast of the town, you don’t have a reservation! 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2088 We're EEO compliant, but the opening is for a host, not a toast. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2089 Can you turn down the heat? It is a bit toasty in here. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2090 Oh, I'm sorry, Toastmasters was last Monday. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2091 I'm afraid we do not serve white bread here. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2092 Back again? Screw up once more and you're toast. 1.1429 0.09705 14 12 2 0
2093 I'm sorry. You are very late. We did not hold the mayo. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2094 And at what point did you realise you were toast? 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2095 I’m sorry, were out of breadsticks tonight. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2096 Nothing under avocado either sir 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2097 Sorry, we have a strict avocado jacket policy. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2098 Sorry, Lou...With our new gluten free menu options we're attracting a demographic that finds your presence up front somewhat disturbing." 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2099 She told me to tell you to ruin someone else's life. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2100 Now let me hand over to Daly Damper, the valedictorian from this year's sandwich course. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2101 I'm sorry Freddy, but this is a Keto-friendly event. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2102 No, it's not free. And anyway, isn't that essentially cannibalism? 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2103 So you're only here for the toast? 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2104 I'm sorry, but Butter is already seated with Croissant at Table 4. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2105 Sir, I cannot seat you without the rest of your party... or your outfit” 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2106 Sorry but we serve bread, not seat it. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2107 No shoes, no shirt, no service, even if you are Wonder Bread. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2108 I was hoping for George Clooney to be my master 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2109 No, Monsieur Pain! We cannot seat you by the fireplace. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2110 Our speaker today embodies the spirit of Toastmasters International 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2111 I'm sorry, sir. Toaster Strudel booked out the entire restaurant. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2112 A toaster is a tanning bed for me..... 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2113 Our speaker today will report on his recovery from a lifetime of being squeezed. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2114 Sorry, we’re looking for more diverse applicants. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2115 Thanks for coming. Now let's see if you can get us out of this jam. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2116 Yes, I know it’s usually “No Shirt, No Shoes...” but here it’s definitely “No Pants, No Service.” 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2117 We don't seat incomplete parties. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2118 Sorry sir, the young lady left - said something about "he's toast!"... 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2119 Good taste in bowtie. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2120 Sorry, but man does not live by bow tie alone. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2121 Great news! We're out of avocados! 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2122 Sorry, sir, but we don't have a jacket in your size. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2123 No, I am sure the invitation requested your presence AT the toast. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2124 I gave your table to the new "greatest thing." 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2125 I'm sorry, sir... in this restaurant, if you're not wearing a jacket, you're toast! 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2126 We'll seat you when the rest of the loaf arrives. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2127 I'm sorry sir, but a bowtie is not a shirt. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2128 Will you be joining us for lunch? 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2129 Even without the crust I can’t squeeze you in. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2130 Toaster for one or two ? 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2131 Sorry sir, it's been awhile since you were the best thing. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2132 How would you feel about being seated in 16 different baskets? 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2133 I don't care if you're one of the California Sourdoughs, you can't eat here without a jacket! 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2134 I heard people chanting for a toast. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2135 Sorry, but we could get in legal trouble for cannibalism 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2136 You're right, the tie IS nice. But we require a dinner jacket as well. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2137 I'm afraid the only available table I have right now is by the fireplace... 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2138 No, I think we should probably have you serve something else. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2139 I am so sorry, sir, but we are gluten-free! 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2140 Sorry sir but avocado toast isn’t what it used to be. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2141 I have no idea who you are but I’m sure I’m the toastmaster. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2142 Sorry-Only the upper crust can enter the wine cave. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2143 "We had a reservation for a party of two, but my partner's caught in a toaster." 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2144 Are you trying to butter me up? Ooh, sorry. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2145 You are a valuable waiter, but when customers ask for extra bread you should not be offended. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2146 And I thought I was toasted!! 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2147 Sorry, you’re not in the main course. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2148 I don’t have a reservation. Can you just sandwich me in? 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2149 If you can’t find my reservation, I’m toast. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2150 So you're presenting the toast? 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2151 I don’t care how you slice it, you don’t have a reservation. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2152 I'm sorry, sir... We do not serve rye. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2153 You're late sir. Everyone is waiting to toast you. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2154 She's here with another man. . .Who she claims is the Best? But I am Sliced Bread! 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2155 Today's special is formal fondue with immediate dipping er, seating. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2156 You forgot pants! Oh man you 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2157 I don't think you understand the meaning of "gluten-free". 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2158 They keep telling me I'm not French. 1.1429 0.04347 28 25 3 0
2159 I'm sorry, I can't seat your party until the avocado arrives. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2160 Ah yes...we just served your parents last night. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2161 I see a Mr. Toast, but no Mr. Bread Slice. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2162 I'm sorry the only open tables are close to the kitchen. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2163 We have no seating available, sir. You’re toast. 1.1429 0.06734 28 24 4 0
2164 I’m sorry, we’re strictly gluten-free now. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2165 And this year's "best speech at a wedding" goes to... 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2166 Sorry sir, your whole loaf needs to be here before I can seat you. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2167 Let me guess ... you're looking for the toastmasters meeting. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2168 Duck face your date? Just a heads up, she'll eat you alive. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2169 Be careful of this crowd, they will chew you up and spit you out if they don’t like what they’re hearing. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2170 I'm sorry, sir, but your table will not be bready for another hour. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2171 Table for one, Mr. Glutenberg? 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2172 what do you mean you crapped the bed again?? 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2173 Yes sir, the bow tie is the modest choice compared to the necktie. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2174 I know you're the toast of the town, but the black tie won't get you a table. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2175 Monsieur, donning just a tie does not constitute formal attire. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2176 Sorry sir I can't find your booking, things are going a-rye today 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2177 I'm sorry, Sir. Miss Jelly just left with Mr. Peanut. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2178 You may be the toast of the town, but here you need a reservation. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2179 Toast, table for 1? 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2180 And now, I'd like to introduce my partner in the upcoming ham sandwich. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2181 Yes, I see you have a tie. We also require pants. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2182 And now a short toast. 1.1429 0.07825 21 18 3 0
2183 Butter or no butter seating? 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2184 Sorry, sir, we only serve toast during breakfast. 1.1429 0.07825 21 18 3 0
2185 Sorry, no crusts are allowed in the dining room. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2186 We only serve avocado toast. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2187 Is your whole loaf ready to be seated? 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2188 I"m afraid someone else is giving the toast tonight. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2189 I can't have you greeting diners while moldy. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2190 Well Sir, I am the host and I’m afraid you’re toast. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2191 We're being replaced by a new hostess -- some twinkie named Little Debbie. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2192 Unfortunately, we can't seat you until the rest of your sandwich has arrived 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2193 Miss Brown craves for social acceptance! 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2194 Sir, I´m afraid you wife just left with a stick of butter 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2195 Will that be a party of one, or is the rest of the loaf on the way? 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2196 The invitation said black-tie formal, not black-tie nude. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2197 Sorry, we charge for bread now. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2198 Sir without a reservation it may be impossible to sandwich you in. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2199 Will that be a table for one slice? 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2200 If I knead you, I'll challah. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2201 Because of my rye humor, they're toasting me tomorrow." 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2202 This is a roast of Trump, not a toast. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2203 Whaddya mean you don’t have any dough? 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2204 I'm sorry sir. We only serve gluten-free bread in this establishment. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2205 I'm afraid "black tie" also includes coat and pants 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2206 Are you dining alone tonight or will Ham and Cheese be joining you? 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2207 I’m sorry. I can’t seat you until your whole loaf is here. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2208 Bread and water are no longer gratis. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2209 The ‘big toast’ isn’t scheduled until after dinner... 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2210 I'm sorry sir, but you're still not sufficiently refined. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2211 Sorry, someone already gave the toast. 1.1429 0.06734 28 23 4 0
2212 We do not have any window tables available but we can seat you in the toaster 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2213 Sorry, we're gluten-free. We don't serve your kind around here. 1.1429 0.09705 14 12 2 0
2214 I’m terribly sorry, sir. Our establishment is now 100% gluten free. 1.1429 0.09705 14 12 2 0
2215 I hate vague dress code too, but "black tie" also means a suit. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2216 They want more croutons at table three. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2217 You're looking for the toastmaster? 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2218 I'm sorry, sir. I can't seat you until the rest of the sandwich arrives. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2219 I didn't say 'be' a sponge, I said you should soak up knowledge 'like' a sponge. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2220 We were looking for something more rye. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2221 Sorry, but your friend Mr. Butter has been toasted with someone else at the bar 1.1400 0.04051 50 42 6 0
2222 Are you here to fill out a missing gluten report? 1.1389 0.07074 36 30 3 1
2223 My bow tie looks stupendous, you should fix yours on your bald head. 1.1379 0.06517 29 24 4 0
2224 I’m sorry, the best man has already given you. 1.1364 0.07489 22 19 3 0
2225 You were supposed to be here for the toast ! 1.1364 0.07489 22 19 3 0
2226 Oh...I had you down for two slices. 1.1364 0.09968 22 19 1 1
2227 I don't give a damn if you are the toast of the town! Do you Have a reservation or not? 1.1364 0.04652 22 21 1 0
2228 Neck ties make me look moldy! 1.1333 0.04106 30 27 3 0
2229 I’m so sorry, but it’s club sandwich members only 1.1333 0.09085 15 13 2 0
2230 No, you look fine now; however, in the time it took you to change, we’ve gone gluten free. 1.1333 0.06901 15 14 1 0
2231 If it was that easy, even I could dine here. 1.1333 0.09085 15 13 2 0
2232 Hey man can you cover my shift Friday my father died and my moms a mess and I just need to be there 1.1333 0.09085 15 13 2 0
2233 Was your reservation for one or two? 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
2234 I'm sorry sir, but I believe you're at the wrong club. 1.1316 0.04081 38 32 4 0
2235 Like the tie! 1.1316 0.05557 38 32 5 0
2236 Sir, I'm afraid your resume' requires more than "Best Thing Ever". 1.1304 0.04446 23 21 2 0
2237 Yes Sir. You can get toasted here. 1.1290 0.06121 31 27 4 0
2238 Sorry, we don't serve sandwich bread. 1.1290 0.06121 31 27 4 0
2239 This subject is from the internet - free control group 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2240 Maybe we should do the same with the cat 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2241 That rat is high off his medication 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2242 I'm afraid "gluten free" does not negate your bill. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2243 After the baguette incident, you're no longer welcome at Toastmasters. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2244 No white bread allowed. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2245 We could lend you a jacket, but you'd get crumbs on it. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2246 You're toast 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2247 I'm sorry, but we've exceeded today's white bread quota. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2248 I'm here because the father wants to give his daughter a toast. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2249 I’m sorry—restaurant pagers really are better. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2250 Your butter..I mean better half has already been seated 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2251 Joe, if you don’t serve table 4 their breakfast soon, you’re going to end up with egg on your face. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2252 Sir, I don't care if you are the biggest thing since sliced bread, you still need a reservation. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2253 I'm sorry sir, we only have seating in gluten-free. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2254 Table for Wonder? 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2255 I'm sorry but Mr. Butter called to ask me to tell you that he has global warming flu and won't be able to meet up with you this evening. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2256 Sorry, this is Toastmasters. You want Breadmasters down the hall. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2257 I thought I was to be the toastmaster. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2258 If you loaf around and wait to make a reservation, you’re toast. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2259 007? James Bread? Afraid not. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2260 No, Sir, I am certain. This is NOT Panera. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2261 Twinsies! 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2262 Sorry I can’t squeeze you in. This club is the best thing since you. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2263 I’m sorry sir but there is nothing we can do about the ‘all you can eat’ breadstick 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2264 You come in here, you'll be toast. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2265 There is a thirty minute wait for gluten free. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2266 If you're late for a shift again, you're toast. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2267 I'm here to make the Rye party toast. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2268 Come back when you're 'day old' . 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2269 #oscarsowheat 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2270 we have you down for a heel, sir 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2271 No sir, this is a dinner honoring ToastMASTERS and I’m afraid it’s gluten free. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2272 I’m sorry, but this is a gluten-free zone. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2273 Are you here for the 'toast',or are you on the menu 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2274 Non, monsieur, the French toast is only on the breakfast menu. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2275 I told you - no I.D., no entry. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2276 Boss just told me I'm toast 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2277 So there really is such a best thing! 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2278 I'm sorry, we don't serve food here. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2279 Sorry sir, I don’t mean to be rude, but without a jacket here, you’re toast. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2280 Sorry sir, patrons are required to wear a coat of butter 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2281 I think my better half is already here. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2282 Sorry, we only have 2-slice or 4-slice seating. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2283 Sorry, we're full. Sliced bread is no longer on the A-List. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2284 I’m sorry. Our chef refuses to serve white bread. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2285 Toasted or untoasted? 1.1250 0.13363 8 6 1 0
2286 I'm sorry, sir. The Toastmaster's Club requires you to at least be lightly toasted. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2287 I’m afraid if she doesn’t show up, you’re toast. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2288 I'm sorry, sir, but she just left with a baguette. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2289 Sorry, the bread line is on Wall Street. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2290 Toastmasters is next door. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2291 We've had complaints from the customers that you've been loafing off. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2292 They told me that imagining the audience being naked would be calming, but what have I done in life that led to THIS?!? 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2293 I think you totally misconceived the notion of wearing loafers, sir. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2294 I'm sorry, but it's no spread, no shoes, no service. What size loafers do you wear? 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2295 No Shoes, No Socks, No Service ! 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2296 Sorry,, we don't have a gluten free menu. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2297 I'm so sorry, we don't serve gluten here. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2298 We do have one place inside but I don't think you'd like it. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2299 I'll try to sandwich you in... 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2300 For the love of god Jerry, that is not why it’s labeled extra virgin. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2301 You’re date is not stuck in a jam. I suspect you’re relationship is toast. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2302 Sorry, Sir. The Oscar’s are in need of a host. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2303 i’m sorry sir, you must’ve misheard. we’re accepting applications for a new HOST. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2304 Why u wearing a bow tie witcho no neck having ass 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2305 I know toasts are not allowed but I’m French. 1.1250 0.07446 32 29 2 1
2306 Listen...I love bread! My cousin really likes bread. Do you understand me? Bread is a good thing. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2307 You’re too late. Someone else did the honors. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2308 Over the top as usual, Adam 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2309 Sorry, Sir, we no longer serve white bread here. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2310 I’m sorry sir, the bowtie doesn’t negate our ‘no shoes, no service’ policy. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2311 I'm afraid that your date has died as part of what appears to be a Super Bowl gimmick. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2312 I'm sorry sir, this restaurant is only for the upper-crust. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2313 Sorry, the Toastmaster dinner was last night. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2314 I'm sorry, we don't serve Wonder. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2315 Sorry, tortillas only. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2316 I'm sorry, the Toastmasters meeting was last week. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2317 Sorry Sir, we ran out of avocado 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2318 I'm afraid that Oldie and Moldy's is off to a slow start. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2319 I'm sorry, we have no opening for a toast master. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2320 And the Grammy goes to... 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2321 I'm sorry sir, we don't serve white bread. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2322 Sorry, sir! No shoes, no service. It's our policy. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2323 I'm sorry... we don't serve carbs here. 1.1250 0.06896 24 20 3 0
2324 The want ad clearly said bow tie pasta 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2325 I don’t care if you are the toast of the town, you will have to make a reservation like everyone else. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2326 Of A Town, maybe, but not of THIS Town! 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2327 I’m sorry, sir, it seems we are fully committed this evening, to veggies and lean protein. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2328 God has abandoned us all 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2329 Sorry you’re not allowed, you look crummy today.. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2330 I’m sorry but no one called for a toast. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2331 I’m sorry sir but I can’t let you in. We serve your kind here... 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2332 I’m sorry sir, you missed the toast. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2333 I haven’t got any idea where you were buttered. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2334 sorry, we only serve cinnamon toast 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2335 Sorry Sir, but this is a gluten free establishment... 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2336 I’m sorry sir, we’ve transitioned from them greatest thing since sliced bread’ to ‘gluten free’ at this establishment. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2337 You might say that it is bit warmer in there but I am hot enough already thanks. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2338 You will have to wait until your other half arrives 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2339 Buttering me up won't get you seated faster 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2340 Well, yes... I suppose, technically, a hot dog IS an open-faced sandwich. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2341 Could the reservation be under another food group? 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2342 I’m sorry, Sir. But we have a strict no crust policy. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2343 I’m sorry sir, but I can’t seat you until the rest of your loaf has arrived. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2344 I'm sorry, sir, but if you don't know what side you're buttered on--- you can't afford it. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2345 Without pants, you're toast. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2346 We don't accept bread anymore. We've gone cashless. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2347 Dining by bread alone again, Sir? 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2348 I'm sorry, the Toastmasters dinner isn't until next week 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2349 I’m sorry. We can’t use you unless you have a partner. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2350 I'm sorry, sir, we don't serve sandwiches. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2351 I’m sorry, sir. It appears the only table we have is left is next to the aviary. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2352 I understand there’s a toast tonight—so watch your back. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2353 I'm sorry to be the one to have to tell you this, but Mr. Peanut will not be joining you tonight. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2354 I'm afraid we're gluten free. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2355 I'm sorry Sir, but you'll have to wait for your entire loaf to arrive before we can seat you. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2356 Sorry, I can't seat you until your entire party arrives. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2357 Ayee let's get this bread hahaha! You ever heard that before? 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2358 I’m afraid tonight we will be roasting, not toasting. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2359 Your party is already seated. Enjoy! 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2360 Two white slices of life 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2361 Now, in unity, will you all rise. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2362 Hurry and get warmed up. The toast starts in 5 minutes. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2363 I'll miss the peanut. How about a peanut butter sandwich? 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2364 I'll seat you when the circuses get here 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2365 I'm sorry,sir. Peanut Butter and Jelly have canceled their reservation. 1.1250 0.06393 40 35 3 1
2366 Sorry, sir, but without a reservation, I can't seat you, even if you are the greatest thing. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2367 You don't understand -- it's her birthday -- if I don't get her in tonight, I'm toast! 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2368 I'm sorry, we have to let you go. You ruined the toast. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2369 Whole wheat toasted and buttered got the last table. Sorry. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2370 No shirt No shoes No service! Sorry you're toast. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2371 I'm sorry sir, we're booked for a whole wheat" 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2372 Gotta have your pants to get in 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2373 Apologies, Folks. He may be crumby, but he was the only comic we could get. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2374 If he's reelected, this will be me, and the rest of you will also be toast 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2375 The tie is optional, but I'm afraid the pants are mandatory. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2376 I'm sorry, we can't seat you until the whole loaf has arrived. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2377 Sir,a jacket is also required. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2378 Trump's Toast 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2379 Sorry, but in an effort to diversify the award goes to Mr. Pumpernickel 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2380 The other waiters tell me that you are loafing on the job. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2381 The best man has been looking for you 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2382 Avocado or Hummus? 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2383 I ‘m afraid we don’t have any jackets in your size. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2384 Looks like we shop at the same bakery. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2385 OMG you made it just in time for the toast! 1.1250 0.04256 24 22 2 0
2386 The reservation is under Peanut butter and Jelly. I came out too early. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2387 I'd loaf to speak to your manager. I have proof my reservation was made months ago! This is not how you treat the upper crust! 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2388 I'm very sorry for the confusion. We have gluten free entrees, but not gluten free seating. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2389 Slice it any way you want, but she left with the butter. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2390 I'm sorry sir, you're no longer the toast of the town. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2391 The customers say your crumby bussing has been a pain. You're toast! 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2392 Sorry, we don't serve breakfast. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2393 Sorry, the toast is done. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2394 I'll take your name but I can't seat you until your other slice is here. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2395 You must be the Toastmaster 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2396 Our spread is delicious, but she doesn't want to see you tonight. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2397 I'm sorry if you're in a jam, but I didn't see a toaster with Florida plates in the valet lot. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2398 Pants?! 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2399 I'm sorry, you're too late. The entrées have already been served. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2400 I’m sorry sir, we won’t be serving any toast today. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2401 I'm sorry, but you've just missed the toast. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2402 Sorry, no table. You're just not the greatest thing anymore. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2403 Sorry, only sandwiches 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2404 This may be disappointing to hear, but tonight we only have bread seatings available in our wicker baskets. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2405 You may have misunderstood when she said she said she’d take you out for dinner. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2406 Sorry sir, this is a gluten free establishment. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2407 Your tie is very nice, but no shirt - no shoes - no service. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2408 You're late. Jam? 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2409 We're expecting delivery of unsalted organic butter bowties any minute. Do you mind waiting? 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2410 You think it's that bad? 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2411 Name's Pumpernickel, party of 10. The rest of the loafers are late as usual. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2412 Sorry but we can't seat you until the rest of the loaf arrives. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2413 Well, I am sure you are the toast of the town, but your name is still not on my list. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2414 I am sorry, sir. You are too late. We don't serve toast after breakfast. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2415 Is Arnold your first or last name. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2416 Yes Sir, first in my family to graduate, and first to be gluten free 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2417 Allergic to gluten 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2418 Unfortunately we are a gluten free establishment. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2419 I’m sorry, but I’m not finding “original greatest thing” on my list. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2420 Sorry sir, this party is for bow tie pasta. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2421 I don’t care how you are dressed, Mack. Any way you slice it, you are toast. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2422 Loafing alone? 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2423 I think I can sandwich you in. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2424 What do you mean someone’s already given the toast? 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2425 We don't serve side orders of toast. I can serve an English muffin or a coffee roll. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2426 You know you're putting me in a difficult position. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2427 TOASTMASTER, not Master Toast! 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2428 Maybe they do want you to provide the toast but I can’t let you into the reception if your name’s not on the list. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2429 You think you can take my job just because you're wearing a bowtie? 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2430 Sorry, it’s black ‘rye’... 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2431 Will jam and butter be joining you tonight? 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2432 Discussion about his life will get deeper we have only just scraped the crust with this topic 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2433 We looking for a "host." 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2434 Squarepants party,I presume? 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2435 Did you just call me gluten intolerant? 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2436 Will you be dining alone tonight Mr. Wich? 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2437 Sorry, we don't serve gluten customers. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2438 I just haven’t been able to hold myself together. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2439 No matter how you slice it, we have no table available for one 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2440 Next, after he turns around, we’ll hear from the other side. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2441 Mr. Peanut Butter and Mr. Jelly aren’t here yet. Would you still like to be served ? 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2442 Sorry, but I cannot let you in without a jacket. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2443 If I have to wait much longer I'll be toast 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2444 I'm sorry, we're just not interested in sandwich board advertising. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2445 Sorry, we require a jacket with that tie. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2446 No peanut butter, no jelly, no service. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2447 I'm sorry Sir, We do not serve "Open Face" here. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2448 I’m sorry sir, we don’t serve carbs here. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2449 I'm sorry I ca;;ed you a croque-garcon. You're a croque-monsieur. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2450 We've got a gravy spill at table 11. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2451 I'd like to give a toast to the bride and groom. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2452 You say YOU"RE the Toast of the Town? 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2453 We only serve ciabatta. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2454 Your toaster is waiting. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2455 I’m sorry but you are no longer the best invention. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2456 The fork ran away with the spoon. Unfortunately for you the knife is still here. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2457 I said "roast", not toast. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2458 But Ralph, you can't work maître d' until you are gluten-free. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2459 I’m so sorry. The Toast of the Town award has already been awarded. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2460 You're too late. All the toasts have already been made. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2461 Will you at least butter my muffin? 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2462 That told me my replacement was starting today. Nice tie! 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2463 I sorry to say sir, but Ms Butter cancelled on you tonight. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2464 And now with a personal testimonial of the anguish caused by the name Toastmasters... 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2465 Is this the Toastmasters meeting? 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2466 I'm sorry, but this is a dedicated gluten free facility. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2467 I'm sorry, there is no Melba on our reservation list for tonight. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2468 My Dear Man! You really have the nerve to ask why I'm late and who I am. Isn't it obvious? I am the last slice; still fresh I assure you 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2469 We're fully committed sir, but may I recommend our more casual pop up location? 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2470 Don't you think you're getting a little mold for this? 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2471 I’m sorry, we’re a public speaking organization. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2472 Black tie? Check. You’re the toast of the town? Check. But, sir, you’re not wearing pants. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2473 Sir, we most certainly do not serve open faced sandwiches here. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2474 Credit only! 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2475 Sorry, we cannot seat you until avocado arrives. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2476 But you've been fired. You're Toast. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2477 I'm afraid I can't admit you without a jacket. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2478 don’t look at me for the answer, my brain is toast 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2479 I'm sorry, we don't have any slots available. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2480 I'm here to toast the groom. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2481 I'm sorry but shoes are required if you want to eat here 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2482 Excuse me, this is a five finger establishment. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2483 And I suppose you expect me to butter you up... 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2484 Table for one. I’m just a sad, lonely heel. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2485 Sorry,Sir,but we are a no-carb restaurant. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2486 And now, to speak about our Diversity program... 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2487 This place is toast. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2488 The invitation said "Black Rye" not Black Tie. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2489 I'm terribly sorry, but I thought that the reservation under 'Toasty McToastface' was a joke. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2490 Sir, I already told you... lack-toast intolerant isn't a real thing. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2491 Sorry. This a dinner roll affair. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2492 What the heck! This doesn't make any sense at all! A walking piece of bread? Impossible, I say! Impossible! Not only are you a walking piece of bread with quite cartoon-ish legs, but quite realistic human arms as well! This is totally befuddling! 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2493 We'll seat you when your entire loaf is here. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2494 We only have a seat available at the toaster . . . sorry I meant bar. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2495 It's too dangerous for you in here during meal times. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2496 I forgot the reservation! I’m Toast. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2497 I am the main toast 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2498 Hi , I’m joining my partner for a sandwich! 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2499 We will only seat complete parties, do you know when the other members of your loaf will arrive? 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2500 This restaurant is gluten-free sir. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2501 I’m toasted, you’re not. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2502 Would you like Gluten, Non-Gluten, or First Available? 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2503 You need a mouth before I can seat you. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2504 So you're the toast of the town. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2505 Sorry, we have a half-a-loaf minimum. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2506 Tie only doesn't cut it. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2507 Look, my hands are tied. People like you, they’re just afraid to get too close. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2508 It’s a gluten-free restaurant. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2509 I don't care if you are the famous "Bread" from "The Best Thing Since Sliced Bread." We still require a jacket and tie. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2510 Is this restaurant really greater than me? 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2511 Sorry, I can’t seat you right now. All our options are gluten free. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2512 We have a strict dress code... put on some pants!" 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2513 I'm sorry. We don't serve whole wheat bread. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2514 I don't think you're ready for our jelly. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2515 Only rustic boules are permitted. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2516 Thank you for wearing a tie but the dress code requires pants. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2517 Toastmasters is the next suite down. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2518 Today, our forum will focus on gluten intolerance. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2519 You want to look at the menu? You are part of the menu. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2520 Well, yes, the tie works, but I’m afraid you need a jacket as well. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2521 I give up. What WAS the greatest thing before sliced bread? 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2522 Our dress code requires more than a tie. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2523 I’m sorry but sliced bread isn’t the greatest thing anymore. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2524 Can you direct me to the Toastmasters Convention. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2525 Toastmasters! Not toast misters! 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2526 Sir, pants are required for gentlemen. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2527 Apologies, but we only seat the upper crust. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2528 Do I pass for fine dining? 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2529 Sorry, we have a “no butter - no service” policy. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2530 You may be the toast of the town but no shirt, no shoes, no service. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2531 Toasting or non-toasting section? 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2532 I can't let you in without butter. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2533 Toastmasters was last night! 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2534 I’m sorry but Mr. Pillsbury’s party of eight has already been seated. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2535 Just because you lost does not mean that we’re a bunch of Yankee douchebags. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2536 I’m terribly sorry sir, but this is a gluten free establishment. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2537 This is not what I expected when Toastmasters said my improved speaking skills would earn me respect and maybe even a little bread. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2538 For bread, at first, it was the best of times; nowadays, thanks to keto . . . not so much! 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2539 We don't serve multi-grain folks here. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2540 Butter and jelly or a table for one tonight? 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2541 Yes, I do understand . You've been invited to a retirement dinner to be the toastmaster. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2542 "He's frightened that Impeachment Committee is going to devour him" 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2543 I'm afraid I can't seat you until Messrs B, L, and T arrive. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2544 I’m sorry. We’re definitely going with the ham. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2545 Sorry, sir, but we reserve this section of the restaurant for untoasted bread only. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2546 I’m sorry. I don’t see a reservation for just toast. I have several “avocado toasts” on my list. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2547 But, I can't reach my feet! 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2548 Tucker Carlson, we'd know you from a mile away. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2549 No, there are no requests for a birthday toast. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2550 I'm afraid I can't seat until the rest of your bowl arrives. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2551 I'm sorry, sir. I believe I accidentally sent your date to the kitchen. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2552 I’m the Toast Master for the Leavened Bar Mitzvah 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2553 I’m sorry sir, we toasted an hour ago. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2554 I'm sorry, but this is the Postmasters' convention. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2555 Yes, we have no avocados. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2556 I'm sorry - "Toast of the Town" is in a different magazine. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2557 I’m afraid your previous reservation is now toast. We have run out of jam. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2558 Why the open face? 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2559 Our coq au vin is the best thing since—well, you know. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2560 sorry, no reservations under the name "melba" 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2561 I'm sorry but Melba said she was giving the toast. 1.1250 0.06896 24 21 3 0
2562 I'm sorry sir, but we don't serve cannibals here. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2563 My family just died in a car accident. 1.1250 0.08539 16 14 2 0
2564 Let us know when avocado arrives and we'll seat you! 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2565 Sorry, no end pieces. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2566 I’m afraid we can’t seat you until your whole loaf is present 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2567 I'm afraid we don't serve bread at this restaurant. Even if you were actually a 'Hawaiian King.'" 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2568 I’m sorry, your party has already been seeded. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2569 I'm sorry, we are a gluten-free cafe. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2570 If you mess up again, you’re toast. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2571 Sorry, you'll have to wait til Bernie Sanders is elected before the bread lines start. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2572 Sorry sir, we can only serve you in a basket. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2573 We have a table outside. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2574 Honestly, we'd prefer the wry bread toast." 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2575 So you're the "Toast of the Town", Your party of, "First Things First and "Tip of The Iceberg" haven't arrived yet. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2576 I simply just wanted to give a toast! 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2577 I'm sorry sir, we thought the reservation for white bread was a prank. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2578 Don't go out for a smoke every time someone says, 'break bread.' 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2579 Well then why did you join Toastmasters? 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2580 I'm sorry, but the avocado you came with has just left. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2581 I'm sorry, you can only toast if you have a wine glass with you 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2582 I'm sorry. Your OkCupid match asked me to tell you she specifically said 'gluten-free'. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2583 I cannot seat you until the rest of your loaf arrives. 1.1250 0.13363 8 6 1 0
2584 I'm afraid this is a carb free restaurant. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2585 Sorry, this is a tapas place. We don’t serve whole meals. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2586 I'm sorry, Paul, but they chose a middle-aged human to be toastmaster again 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2587 Shove this shovel ready, my dear love Freddy. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2588 I'm sorry sir, we have no reservations under "Wonder" 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2589 I'm sorry, sir, you are not permitted to enter without clothing. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2590 I’m sorry but we are unable to seat you until your entire loaf is here. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2591 Apologies, sir. We were unable to preserve your reservation. 1.1250 0.13363 8 6 1 0
2592 I am here for the wedding toast. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2593 Your gluten status, please - sensitive or tolerant? 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2594 I'm sorry sir, but we're soy-free, meat-free, gluten-free. You could try the Subway next door. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2595 Well, no tables--but we can probably find you a nice warm slot in the kitchen. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2596 I'm sorry but your jacket it too light, please toast yourself for another 2 minutes. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2597 Sorry, but I can’t sit you until the entire loaf is here 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2598 You're lucky sir, we are indeed jammed. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2599 She's inside... with the rice cake. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2600 Yes, Mr. Rye we have you down for 6:30 PM. And tonight’s special is the…uh…well…it’s the reuben. Uh… will Mrs. Rye be joining you? 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2601 Rye, Wheat, or White? 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2602 Sorry, the best man just made the toast. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2603 Sorry - if you’re not on the menu, you’re not coming in. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2604 I think we can get you in at 8:30...french dip or grilled cheese? 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2605 I’m sorry Sir, these days we only serve ‘Artisan’ breads 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2606 Sir, we do not admit patrons who are visibly toasted. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2607 Let me in, I‘m expected! It‘s an orgy. They’re all waiting to do me! 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2608 The second member of your party is currently, er, in the kitchen. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2609 Yes, we can see about having some avocado join you. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2610 I'm sorry, Avocado spread with another piece of toast tonight. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2611 Butter friends say it's nothing personal. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2612 But I am the one to toast! 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2613 I’m terribly sorry sir, but we do not have any Gray Poupon. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2614 Sorry Sir. Club Sandwiches are Wednesdays. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2615 Don’t feel bad, maybe she’s on a diet? 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2616 You can’t just pop up without a reservation. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2617 Sorry, sir, but this is a no-carbs Toastmasters event. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2618 I'm sorry sir, I can't believe it's not butter either. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2619 Sorry, can't let you in, the party's gluten-free. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2620 I'm sorry sir, but we can't let you in, we don't want to fill up before the meal 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2621 Toastmasters meet tomorrow night. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2622 Are you comfortable sitting at the Toastmaster’s table? 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2623 I’m burnt out. Is my grade toast? 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2624 A P. Butter and Ms. Grape Jam request you wait for them in the Toaster Room. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2625 I’m sorry, but crust is not a jacket. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2626 Butt’ah luck next time.” “That’s not nice. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2627 I believe they are going to raise a toast here! 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2628 This is a 5 star restaurant, not some breadline fella. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2629 Your name is not on the guest list. However, I did see it on the menu. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2630 Sir...we cannot serve anyone who's visibly toasted. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2631 We only serve artisanal bread here. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2632 When I said that your plans were toast I didn't mean literally. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2633 I’m truly sorry, but tonight’s award ceremony is for Unleavened bread of the year. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2634 It doesn’t matter what loaf you’ve been in, you’re not on my list 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2635 Toastmasters is next week. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2636 No jacket? Well you, sir, have got a lot of crust. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2637 I don’t dispute your are the ‘greatest thing’. But the best we can do Mr. Wonder is 45minutes. 1.1200 0.06633 25 22 3 0
2638 I regret that our restaurant is not gluten-free and, therefore, you enter at you own risk. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2639 No, not a chance - we’re all jammed up. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2640 Late for your shift again (sigh) . . . chef 's on the rampage - this time you're toast! 1.1176 0.03692 34 31 3 0
2641 Yes, this IS Toastmasters. Are you here to speak? 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
2642 What do you mean you don't serve plain white bread? 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2643 When the boss finds out your late you're gonna be toast! 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2644 Lets try this again without Algernon 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
2645 Please stop trying to butter me up. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
2646 Your dress code is fine, but your product's a bit stale--the race is on for concupiscent curds. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
2647 I'm sorry, sir, but we don't allow loafers. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
2648 I'm sorry sir, our restaurant is gluten-free. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
2649 They’re waiting for you in the banquet hall, Toastmaster. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
2650 I'm sorry we can't seat you sir, this is an upper-crust establishment. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
2651 Sorry, we're only hiring gluten-free. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
2652 Even if you are the toast of the town, I can’t seat you before the other guests. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
2653 I’m sorry, sir, but we’re now gluten-free for all single slices of non-artisan bread. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
2654 I'm sorry, sir. We don't serve breakfast here. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
2655 Sir, tie or no tie, we don't serve gluten. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
2656 And now ladies and gentlemen...the original Toastmaster! 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
2657 I don't doubt you're the toast of the town. You still need a reservation, sir. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
2658 We can’t serve you. You’re already toasted. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
2659 Nice tie! 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
2660 I’m sorry, but they have already made the toast. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
2661 Is half a loaf really better than none? Our next speaker offers an inside view. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
2662 Sir, I'm afraid our restaurant is strictly carb-free. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
2663 Are you here to dine or to be dined on? 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
2664 YOU'VE BEEN FIRED FOR LOAFING. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
2665 I'm sorry, we're fully booked for the grilled cheese grand tasting this evening. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
2666 Love the bow tie, but regrettably, we must draw the line: No Shirt, No Shoes, No Service. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
2667 This year the members chose a toastmistress instead. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
2668 I appreciate your proposal, but the board is waffling. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
2669 I’m sorry, but you are toast. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
2670 We started serving duck. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
2671 Charles?! How did you escape the basement? 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
2672 Well... one of us is going to need a different bow tie. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
2673 Sorry, I don't have you're reservation. Looks like you're toast. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
2674 Didn't the agency tell you we're Atkins-friendly? 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
2675 I'm sorry, we won't be able to accommodate. This is a gluten-free establishment. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
2676 Nice toast, but a bit too on the nose. 1.1111 0.03514 36 33 3 0
2677 I'm afraid the call to 'free gluten' in your acceptance speech is too political 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
2678 It’s our anniversary. If you can’t find a table I’m toast. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
2679 I’m sorry, but our dress code requires a jacket AND tie. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
2680 I am afraid she left with a gluten-free cracker fifteen minutes ago, Sir 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
2681 Your tie is great, Mr. Pumpernickel, but you still don't meet our dress code. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
2682 I'm sorry, but we don't serve toast here. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
2683 Club sandwiches only. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
2684 I’m here forToastmasters. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
2685 I'm sorry to say, sir, we don't have enough butter to cover you. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
2686 No, you don't understand. When I say you're toast, I mean you really are toast. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
2687 Table for toast? 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
2688 I'm sorry, we don't serve gluten at this establishment. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
2689 I'm sorry but I can't seat you until your full loaf is here. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
2690 If you don't get back in line you're toast! 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
2691 Your date just called. She’s feeling crumby and can’t make it. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
2692 I'm sorry, we only serve Gluten-Free Bread. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
2693 I am sorry, Sir, but this restaurant is gluten-free. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
2694 I do apologize, sir, but this is a gluten-free event. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
2695 There's a wait, the kitchen is all jammed up. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
2696 And here to accept the award on behalf of the group is David Gates. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
2697 Yeasty, yeasty, yeasty just jumped over Jumpman. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
2698 I'm sorry, we reserve the right to serve 'gluten free' only. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
2699 I apologize but the formal toast was scheduled for noon. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
2700 Sorry, but our restaurant doesn't serve white bread. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
2701 I’m sorry, but your room isn’t bready yet. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
2702 Sorry but this is a white bread establishment. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
2703 I’m sorry sir, but dress pants are obligatory. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
2704 um i’m sorry sir, unfortunately we have a strict dress code here and a bow tie isn’t going to cut it.. unless you were to slice me off a piece of bread.. nah i’m just joking we don’t serve your kind. now get the fuck out of here, fucking abomination 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
2705 Sorry, sir, the only slots available tonight are bagel-sized. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
2706 I'm sorry sir, but Miss Brioche will not be joining you this evening. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
2707 I’m sorry sir, but we do have one seat left in the single slice toaster. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
2708 Yes, we do serve bread... 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
2709 I'm with the loaf party 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
2710 We'll be happy to seat you once the other half of your sandwich has arrived. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
2711 Sorry, this restaurant has a shirt and covered shoes policy to seat patrons 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
2712 This restaurant just isn't the Pre Rocky Horror Picture Show venue. Sorry. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
2713 beans make me horny 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
2714 I'm sorry, we don't serve french toast. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
2715 Sorry, but we only serve whole grains here. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
2716 I'd let you in, sir, but you look awfully crummy. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
2717 we have no reservation under "cheese" 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
2718 Sorry sir! We can make an exception for the missing clothes, shoes and even the underwear but “clip ons” are absolutely forbidden. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
2719 The bread transfusion did not go as planned. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
2720 Are you the toast of the town sir? 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
2721 The tie is fine, but we insist on pants. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
2722 I’m sorry sir, we are closed due to a pryevate event. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
2723 Yes, I did say we'd start today's class by calling the roll. But I didn't expect you to take it so personally. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
2724 I think I may be able to sandwich you in. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
2725 I'm sorry sir but jackets are required. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
2726 Sorry sir, no whites allowed. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
2727 Sorry Sir, but there has been a demand for more whole grain, and you’re just too much wheat! 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
2728 I mean in a technical sense we do... 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
2729 you’re here to give a toast at which table? 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
2730 I agree it's sad, but gluten free is gluten free. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
2731 And now, I’d like to propose a toast. 1.1111 0.07622 18 16 2 0
2732 Just because you are white and wearing a tie doesn't mean you're the toast of the town. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
2733 Sorry- you’re no longer the toast of the town 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
2734 Sorry, Mr. Peanut's wake was canceled because of allergies. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
2735 I'm sorry, but we can't seat you until your entire loaf has arrived. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
2736 Toastmasters? No, that's the next room! 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
2737 If you don't start your speech with a good hook, you're toast. 1.1111 0.11785