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Name | Value |
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Submission deadline | 2020-01-26T22:59:00.000Z |
Voting started | - |
Voting ended | 2020-02-09T23:00:00.000Z |
Finalists announced | 2020-02-03T23:01:00.000Z |
Magazine(s) announcing finalists issued | February 10, 2020 |
Number of captions | 7544 |
Number of responses | 75949 |
Number of participants | - |
In this table, the "mean" means the empirically measured average funniness score when the "unfunny", "somewhat funny" and "funny" receive a funniness score of 1, 2, 3 respectively. "Precison" is the standard error of the mean, the standard deviation of the mean estimate. With that, a caption with an empirical mean μ and precision σ has true mean in the range [μ - 2σ, μ + 2σ] with 95% probability by the 68-95-99.7 rule assuming the responses are indepedent and identically distributed.
Rank | Caption | Mean | Precision | Total votes | "Unfunny" votes | "Somewhat funny" votes | "Funny" votes |
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0 | We have one slot left. | 2.1657 | 0.03828 | 356 | 75 | 148 | 123 |
1 | We can't seat you until the entire loaf arrives. | 1.9880 | 0.07170 | 83 | 39 | 24 | 20 |
2 | I don’t care if you were the “greatest thing” , you still need a reservation | 1.9352 | 0.07923 | 108 | 38 | 35 | 32 |
3 | The poptarts are already seated. You’re toast. | 1.9011 | 0.07900 | 91 | 33 | 35 | 23 |
4 | Sorry, we only serve toast at breakfast. | 1.8913 | 0.08099 | 92 | 32 | 36 | 23 |
5 | Sorry, the couple said, no toasts. | 1.8588 | 0.07698 | 85 | 31 | 35 | 16 |
6 | I think you misunderstood when I said we serve bread. | 1.8254 | 0.10002 | 63 | 26 | 22 | 15 |
7 | Greatest thing or not, you still need a reservation. | 1.8243 | 0.09879 | 74 | 34 | 19 | 21 |
8 | I'm sorry, Sir. Your date called to cancel due to a yeast infection. | 1.7846 | 0.10165 | 65 | 30 | 19 | 16 |
9 | Sorry, but it is extra for bread. | 1.7778 | 0.09718 | 63 | 33 | 13 | 15 |
10 | I'm so sorry, sir. They've already proposed a toast. | 1.7701 | 0.07960 | 87 | 36 | 35 | 16 |
11 | I'll be happy to seat you when the rest of your loaf arrives. | 1.7692 | 0.08347 | 78 | 32 | 32 | 14 |
12 | Table, booth or basket? | 1.7500 | 0.11321 | 44 | 19 | 17 | 8 |
13 | So, I'm guessing you're the toastmaster for this evening. | 1.7500 | 0.15048 | 24 | 12 | 7 | 5 |
14 | Sorry, I can't seat you until your whole loaf is here. | 1.7391 | 0.09607 | 69 | 32 | 21 | 15 |
15 | We can only seat you when the rest of the loaf arrives. | 1.7391 | 0.10961 | 46 | 18 | 17 | 8 |
16 | Monsieur, don’t be a pain. | 1.7333 | 0.14331 | 30 | 14 | 10 | 6 |
17 | Your better half is here and already toasted. | 1.7313 | 0.08660 | 67 | 29 | 25 | 10 |
18 | 'I'm afraid she cancelled, said you're toast.' | 1.7250 | 0.07542 | 80 | 34 | 35 | 11 |
19 | Party of two? I think we can sandwich you in. | 1.7231 | 0.08059 | 65 | 27 | 27 | 8 |
20 | Ah, yes. Tonight's toastmaster. | 1.7164 | 0.09223 | 67 | 30 | 24 | 12 |
21 | She's not here yet, but it looks like you've been burned before. | 1.7121 | 0.07714 | 66 | 34 | 19 | 12 |
22 | I'm afraid no slots are open now, but I'm certain something will pop up very soon. | 1.7101 | 0.08412 | 69 | 32 | 26 | 10 |
23 | I'm sorry, we charge extra for bread. | 1.7083 | 0.11124 | 48 | 22 | 16 | 8 |
24 | You deserve butter. | 1.7077 | 0.09981 | 65 | 31 | 18 | 12 |
25 | I realize you are the toast of the town sir, but our rules still apply: No shirt, no shoes, no service. | 1.7051 | 0.08580 | 78 | 37 | 27 | 14 |
26 | I'm sorry, but we can't seat you until your whole loaf has arrived. | 1.7021 | 0.12509 | 47 | 26 | 9 | 12 |
27 | You will need a COAT and tie, not to mention pants. | 1.7000 | 0.07143 | 50 | 31 | 12 | 7 |
28 | I'll arrange for a table away from the pigeons." | 1.6986 | 0.08655 | 73 | 38 | 21 | 13 |
29 | She left with that heel. | 1.6984 | 0.09768 | 63 | 31 | 20 | 12 |
30 | I think we might have a slot for you. | 1.6964 | 0.09507 | 56 | 27 | 20 | 9 |
31 | Sorry but this event is only for the upper crust | 1.6875 | 0.10800 | 48 | 23 | 17 | 8 |
32 | The rest of your party is already plated. | 1.6849 | 0.08475 | 73 | 39 | 21 | 13 |
33 | I'm sorry. Your whole loaf must be present before you can be seated. | 1.6800 | 0.07864 | 75 | 33 | 33 | 9 |
34 | Booth, table, or basket? | 1.6765 | 0.12468 | 34 | 16 | 13 | 5 |
35 | This establishment is only for the upper crust | 1.6735 | 0.11439 | 49 | 26 | 13 | 10 |
36 | My apologies, but we can seat you when your entire loaf appears. | 1.6667 | 0.12812 | 33 | 16 | 12 | 5 |
37 | I know you used to be the greatest thing, but now you need a reservation. | 1.6667 | 0.16879 | 27 | 16 | 4 | 7 |
38 | I’m sorry, sir, but “catering to the upper crust” only goes so far. | 1.6667 | 0.07226 | 57 | 30 | 20 | 5 |
39 | Will you be dining with your honey? | 1.6486 | 0.07310 | 74 | 44 | 20 | 10 |
40 | 'We can maybe sandwich you in.' | 1.6471 | 0.10412 | 51 | 26 | 17 | 8 |
41 | Be late for your shift one more time, and you’re toast. | 1.6429 | 0.13815 | 28 | 14 | 10 | 4 |
42 | I don't care if you are the toast of the town. No shoes, no service! | 1.6400 | 0.16207 | 25 | 14 | 6 | 5 |
43 | I’m sorry but the only table available is gluten-free | 1.6364 | 0.08260 | 66 | 41 | 12 | 12 |
44 | "Would you mind sitting in a basket? | 1.6364 | 0.11364 | 33 | 15 | 15 | 3 |
45 | Your basket is ready. | 1.6316 | 0.08754 | 76 | 41 | 22 | 13 |
46 | Sorry, sir, but I can't sandwich you in until the arrival of the rest of your loaf. | 1.6316 | 0.11576 | 38 | 19 | 14 | 5 |
47 | We're fully booked at the moment but could sandwich you in in about 30 minutes or so. | 1.6279 | 0.11539 | 43 | 23 | 13 | 7 |
48 | I’m sorry sir, but we can not seat you until your entire loaf is here. | 1.6250 | 0.15711 | 24 | 13 | 7 | 4 |
49 | I'm sorry, I can't seat you until your butter half is here." | 1.6250 | 0.11706 | 40 | 24 | 9 | 7 |
50 | I’m sorry, sir, I can not allow you to loaf around here any longer. | 1.6250 | 0.11706 | 40 | 21 | 13 | 6 |
51 | Sir, are you looking for the bread line? | 1.6207 | 0.10672 | 58 | 34 | 12 | 12 |
52 | We gave your table to the greatest thing since you. | 1.6207 | 0.12569 | 29 | 14 | 12 | 3 |
53 | Sorry Sir, the jam session was last night. | 1.6207 | 0.13513 | 29 | 15 | 10 | 4 |
54 | Toastmasters' was last week. | 1.6154 | 0.15765 | 26 | 17 | 3 | 6 |
55 | Sir, in my list here we have you for breakfast. | 1.6154 | 0.11391 | 39 | 20 | 14 | 5 |
56 | you are aware we charge extra for bread | 1.6143 | 0.08462 | 70 | 37 | 22 | 10 |
57 | Something away from the toaster, please." | 1.6111 | 0.08708 | 36 | 22 | 9 | 5 |
58 | Sorry, even the toast of the town needs a reservation. | 1.6102 | 0.09368 | 59 | 31 | 20 | 8 |
59 | We have to let you go; the restaurant is going artisanal. | 1.6087 | 0.16321 | 23 | 13 | 6 | 4 |
60 | I am sorry but I do not have a reservation for French, Cinnamon, or Melba. | 1.6042 | 0.09292 | 48 | 23 | 21 | 4 |
61 | I'm afraid we don't allow outside food. | 1.6000 | 0.16330 | 25 | 15 | 5 | 5 |
62 | Will the rest of your loaf be arriving soon? | 1.6000 | 0.08302 | 60 | 33 | 16 | 8 |
63 | Our Lobster Ravioli is the best thing since ah...mmm, well let's just say that it's really good. | 1.5972 | 0.08770 | 72 | 39 | 20 | 11 |
64 | It’s a telegram from France, Mr.Winthrop.I’m afraid your wife has been dredged in eggs and she suffered burns on 90% of her body. | 1.5968 | 0.08437 | 62 | 38 | 14 | 9 |
65 | Toastmasters is next door. This is Rotary. | 1.5957 | 0.09453 | 47 | 28 | 12 | 7 |
66 | Careful, it's breakfast, if anyone sees you, you're toast! | 1.5909 | 0.14202 | 22 | 13 | 6 | 3 |
67 | I'm so sorry, Sir, but we've just gone gluten free. | 1.5902 | 0.08550 | 61 | 31 | 24 | 6 |
68 | I’m sorry . . . we can’t accommodate you until the rest of your loaf has arrived. | 1.5897 | 0.10531 | 39 | 22 | 12 | 5 |
69 | I’m sorry, you’re late so you’re toast. | 1.5882 | 0.10910 | 51 | 30 | 12 | 9 |
70 | We don’t serve bread. | 1.5873 | 0.08947 | 63 | 34 | 20 | 8 |
71 | Toast of the Town” or not... sorry we’re fully booke | 1.5870 | 0.09103 | 46 | 32 | 8 | 6 |
72 | Let me know when the whole loaf is here. | 1.5854 | 0.12085 | 41 | 23 | 10 | 6 |
73 | I can maybe sandwich you in at six | 1.5854 | 0.10462 | 41 | 21 | 16 | 4 |
74 | No matter how you slice it,you're not getting in. | 1.5814 | 0.12105 | 43 | 26 | 9 | 8 |
75 | How many are there in your loaf? | 1.5714 | 0.16288 | 21 | 12 | 6 | 3 |
76 | I’m afraid your date already left with a jar of Smuckers. | 1.5714 | 0.10854 | 42 | 22 | 14 | 5 |
77 | They told me I’d be giving the toast | 1.5714 | 0.16288 | 21 | 12 | 6 | 3 |
78 | I think you misunderstood—the restaurant isn’t free FOR gluten... | 1.5686 | 0.10938 | 51 | 31 | 11 | 9 |
79 | We're no longer serving bread at dinner. | 1.5667 | 0.09318 | 60 | 34 | 18 | 8 |
80 | Sorry. We can't seat you until your entire sandwich gets here. | 1.5652 | 0.13811 | 23 | 12 | 9 | 2 |
81 | I’m sorry sir, this is a gluten free affair. | 1.5652 | 0.15175 | 23 | 13 | 7 | 3 |
82 | I assume you're here to deliver this evening's toast? | 1.5641 | 0.11497 | 39 | 22 | 12 | 5 |
83 | Your table is bready sir. Oh I’m sorry was that insensitive? | 1.5610 | 0.11342 | 41 | 25 | 8 | 7 |
84 | I'm afraid you're too late. We already made the toast. | 1.5600 | 0.10751 | 50 | 30 | 12 | 8 |
85 | I think you've misunderstood what Toastmasters is all about ... | 1.5556 | 0.14454 | 27 | 16 | 7 | 4 |
86 | Avocado called. She’s not coming. | 1.5556 | 0.11578 | 36 | 20 | 12 | 4 |
87 | Open-faced again tonight, sir? | 1.5556 | 0.15408 | 27 | 17 | 5 | 5 |
88 | Sir, happy to seat you, as soon as the rest of your loaf arrives. | 1.5526 | 0.09002 | 38 | 24 | 10 | 4 |
89 | You can only be seated when your whole loaf shows up | 1.5500 | 0.15347 | 20 | 11 | 7 | 2 |
90 | I understand that you were once the greatest thing, but I still don’t have an available table. | 1.5500 | 0.15347 | 20 | 11 | 7 | 2 |
91 | I'm sorry, but you'll have to wait for the rest of your loaf to arrive. | 1.5500 | 0.16975 | 20 | 12 | 5 | 3 |
92 | How many slices in your party? | 1.5500 | 0.13524 | 20 | 10 | 9 | 1 |
93 | Terribly sorry sir, but this establishment is gluten-free. | 1.5500 | 0.16975 | 20 | 12 | 5 | 3 |
94 | Your name keeps popping up. | 1.5476 | 0.10338 | 42 | 23 | 15 | 4 |
95 | I don't care if you're the Toast of the Town. You're not on the guest list. | 1.5472 | 0.09549 | 53 | 30 | 17 | 6 |
96 | Sorry, we can't seat you without the rest of your sandwich. | 1.5439 | 0.09389 | 57 | 33 | 17 | 7 |
97 | Sorry sir, it's an hour wait to be seeded. | 1.5429 | 0.08059 | 70 | 41 | 20 | 8 |
98 | Sure, you're the toast of the town, but no shirt, no shoes, no service, no exceptions. | 1.5417 | 0.08140 | 72 | 41 | 22 | 8 |
99 | I can't seat you until the rest of your loaf is here. | 1.5405 | 0.09951 | 37 | 24 | 9 | 4 |
100 | Sorry, we only accept reservations from the upper crust. | 1.5400 | 0.10384 | 50 | 30 | 13 | 7 |
101 | You wish to be seated with the upper crust? | 1.5349 | 0.11211 | 43 | 26 | 11 | 6 |
102 | I'm sorry,but we only serve the upper crust here. | 1.5333 | 0.10347 | 45 | 26 | 14 | 5 |
103 | I can't seat you until the entire loaf is here. | 1.5333 | 0.09041 | 60 | 34 | 17 | 6 |
104 | The toastmasters event is across the street. | 1.5294 | 0.15141 | 17 | 9 | 7 | 1 |
105 | I can’t seat you until your entire loaf is here. | 1.5294 | 0.19398 | 17 | 11 | 3 | 3 |
106 | I apologize, sir, this is a gluten-free restaurant. | 1.5294 | 0.06479 | 51 | 34 | 14 | 3 |
107 | We will need to wait for the rest of your loaf. | 1.5294 | 0.17400 | 17 | 10 | 5 | 2 |
108 | You must be looking for the breadline.. | 1.5278 | 0.12271 | 36 | 22 | 9 | 5 |
109 | I’m sorry, sir, but jackets are required, even for the upper crust. | 1.5273 | 0.10002 | 55 | 34 | 13 | 8 |
110 | I’m becoming stale. How much longer do I have to wait? | 1.5270 | 0.07985 | 74 | 45 | 20 | 9 |
111 | Yes I do know on what side my bread is buttered. You're still not on the guest list. | 1.5263 | 0.17718 | 19 | 12 | 4 | 3 |
112 | No reservation? We will see if we can sandwich you in! | 1.5263 | 0.17718 | 19 | 12 | 4 | 3 |
113 | I'm sorry, we're gluten-free now. | 1.5263 | 0.15983 | 19 | 11 | 6 | 2 |
114 | No shoes, no shirt, no avocado. | 1.5263 | 0.17718 | 19 | 12 | 4 | 3 |
115 | Sorry, your date had to leave. Something about a yeast infection. | 1.5238 | 0.17754 | 21 | 14 | 3 | 4 |
116 | I'm sorry, sir. We don't have room to sandwich you in. Of course, you're welcome at the bar if you're willing to offer a toast. | 1.5238 | 0.16358 | 21 | 13 | 5 | 3 |
117 | Sorry, we’re no longer serving breakfast. | 1.5205 | 0.07829 | 73 | 39 | 22 | 7 |
118 | I’m sorry, but we don’t serve sandwiches here. | 1.5200 | 0.10396 | 50 | 31 | 12 | 7 |
119 | It’s Brioche, with a B. | 1.5179 | 0.09532 | 56 | 34 | 15 | 7 |
120 | I’m sorry, sir, but there are no exceptions to the jacket requirement. | 1.5147 | 0.05339 | 68 | 47 | 19 | 1 |
121 | You don't wanna come in here. They'll eat you alive. | 1.5122 | 0.10547 | 41 | 24 | 13 | 4 |
122 | My other half got into a jam. | 1.5116 | 0.10717 | 43 | 24 | 12 | 5 |
123 | Sorry Sir, but the toast has already been given...do you still wish to be seated? | 1.5116 | 0.10188 | 43 | 30 | 7 | 6 |
124 | They are not doing a formal toast, just a couple of cheers. | 1.5102 | 0.10563 | 49 | 31 | 11 | 7 |
125 | Dinning Open Face tonight Sir? | 1.5082 | 0.07796 | 61 | 33 | 16 | 4 |
126 | Even if you are the Toast of the Town, I still can't let you in without a jacket. | 1.5000 | 0.11156 | 38 | 23 | 11 | 4 |
127 | I'm sorry, we can't seat you until the rest of your loaf is here. | 1.5000 | 0.16667 | 18 | 11 | 5 | 2 |
128 | I think you’d be best served at the deli next door. | 1.5000 | 0.15390 | 20 | 12 | 6 | 2 |
129 | I must be baked, too. | 1.5000 | 0.18257 | 16 | 10 | 4 | 2 |
130 | I'm sorry, we don't allow outside food. | 1.5000 | 0.18496 | 20 | 14 | 2 | 4 |
131 | It might be a table for one now. My date's in a bit of a jam. | 1.5000 | 0.17014 | 20 | 13 | 4 | 3 |
132 | Sorry, we can't seat you until the rest of your loaf has arrived. | 1.5000 | 0.14086 | 28 | 18 | 6 | 4 |
133 | Carraway seeds do not a jacket make! | 1.5000 | 0.06658 | 48 | 34 | 11 | 3 |
134 | You're late sir! Your friends are already inside toasting the groom. | 1.5000 | 0.16667 | 18 | 11 | 5 | 2 |
135 | I'm sorry, sir. The dress code requires twist-ties for breaded guests, not bow-ties. | 1.5000 | 0.17094 | 22 | 15 | 3 | 4 |
136 | Sir, I hope you have made a reservation. If not, you’re toast. | 1.5000 | 0.11323 | 40 | 23 | 10 | 4 |
137 | I'm seeing a three to four minute wait, on Low | 1.5000 | 0.12127 | 18 | 9 | 9 | 0 |
138 | If you have to ask, you don't have enough dough... | 1.5000 | 0.12457 | 30 | 18 | 9 | 3 |
139 | We’re letting you go. The guests keep thinking they’re having a stroke. | 1.5000 | 0.15811 | 16 | 9 | 6 | 1 |
140 | I can't allow you inside, you're clearly baked. | 1.5000 | 0.08899 | 52 | 27 | 18 | 4 |
141 | Pardon me, sir, but this is a gluten-free establishment. | 1.5000 | 0.15390 | 20 | 12 | 6 | 2 |
142 | Im sorry sir but I find it difficult to believe you’ve been waiting long enough to grow mold | 1.5000 | 0.14575 | 18 | 10 | 7 | 1 |
143 | We serve your kind here. | 1.5000 | 0.16667 | 18 | 11 | 5 | 2 |
144 | We need you in the kitchen tonight. | 1.5000 | 0.20300 | 14 | 9 | 3 | 2 |
145 | We can put you in a basket on table 3. | 1.5000 | 0.14996 | 28 | 19 | 4 | 5 |
146 | This is awkward, but they're celebrating the greatest thing since you. | 1.5000 | 0.16667 | 18 | 11 | 5 | 2 |
147 | 'I suspect 'jam-packed' means something different where you come from.' | 1.5000 | 0.26112 | 12 | 9 | 0 | 3 |
148 | I'm sorry, we only serve whole wheat. | 1.4918 | 0.08628 | 61 | 39 | 15 | 7 |
149 | I apologize for the confusion, but the ad said ‘bread for free,’ not ‘free for bread.’ | 1.4918 | 0.08305 | 61 | 38 | 16 | 6 |
150 | But, I am supposed to give the toast | 1.4902 | 0.09444 | 51 | 31 | 15 | 5 |
151 | I’m sorry, sir. You satisfy our dress code, but we do maintain a strict gluten-free policy here at the club. | 1.4889 | 0.10358 | 45 | 33 | 4 | 6 |
152 | Sorry, your spread isn't ready yet. | 1.4884 | 0.10188 | 43 | 26 | 13 | 4 |
153 | I'm sorry, we're no longer serving bread. | 1.4884 | 0.11222 | 43 | 28 | 9 | 6 |
154 | Only one slice tonight, sir? | 1.4878 | 0.08640 | 41 | 25 | 11 | 3 |
155 | Sorry sir, we’re gluten free. | 1.4868 | 0.07131 | 76 | 51 | 16 | 8 |
156 | Sorry no outside food is allowed in the dining room. | 1.4865 | 0.11378 | 37 | 23 | 10 | 4 |
157 | May I suggest a booth? The tables by the kitchen get a bit toasty. | 1.4865 | 0.10698 | 37 | 21 | 12 | 3 |
158 | We're sorry, but this is a gluten free establishment. | 1.4848 | 0.12402 | 33 | 21 | 8 | 4 |
159 | I'm sorry, we are unable to seat you until the rest of your loaf arrives | 1.4815 | 0.13472 | 27 | 17 | 7 | 3 |
160 | Just drinks? Sorry, we only serve bread with a meal. | 1.4800 | 0.15406 | 25 | 17 | 4 | 4 |
161 | I'll see if Sponge Bob can lend you some pants. | 1.4800 | 0.06674 | 75 | 46 | 19 | 6 |
162 | You can be seeded | 1.4800 | 0.14283 | 25 | 16 | 6 | 3 |
163 | I'm sorry, I cancelled your reservation when I heard you were toast. | 1.4800 | 0.13064 | 25 | 15 | 8 | 2 |
164 | Sir, the Sandwich party is only accepting couples | 1.4800 | 0.14283 | 25 | 18 | 2 | 4 |
165 | My apologies, but we are a gluten free restaurant. | 1.4795 | 0.08069 | 73 | 47 | 16 | 8 |
166 | She left with Mr.Panini. | 1.4789 | 0.08477 | 71 | 47 | 13 | 10 |
167 | Your table being gluten-free isn't a hate-crime, Jerry. | 1.4783 | 0.12367 | 23 | 15 | 5 | 2 |
168 | I'm afraid your party has already been served. | 1.4762 | 0.09782 | 42 | 24 | 14 | 3 |
169 | I am sorry we can't sit you till the whole loaf is here. | 1.4762 | 0.08164 | 42 | 25 | 15 | 2 |
170 | What do you mean this restaurant is gluten free? | 1.4762 | 0.09169 | 42 | 24 | 16 | 2 |
171 | I'm afraid I can't seat you until the whole sandwich is here. | 1.4737 | 0.14035 | 19 | 11 | 7 | 1 |
172 | So sorry, we had the reservation down under “Brad” | 1.4737 | 0.19298 | 19 | 14 | 1 | 4 |
173 | Only the upper crust permitted this evening, and the tie doesn’t fool anybody. | 1.4737 | 0.15983 | 19 | 12 | 5 | 2 |
174 | Not too close to the heaters please. | 1.4730 | 0.07750 | 74 | 48 | 16 | 8 |
175 | I'm sorry, but our basket seating isn't available until the rest of your loaf arrives. | 1.4706 | 0.17400 | 17 | 11 | 4 | 2 |
176 | I have no empty tables, but I might be able to sandwich you in on one. | 1.4706 | 0.15141 | 17 | 10 | 6 | 1 |
177 | I’m joining Gretzky, Pele, and Jordan. | 1.4706 | 0.21209 | 17 | 13 | 0 | 4 |
178 | Sorry...we don't serve food | 1.4706 | 0.11357 | 34 | 23 | 7 | 4 |
179 | I'm sorry, but this year the Academy is going gluten-free. | 1.4706 | 0.17400 | 17 | 11 | 4 | 2 |
180 | Oxfords only; no loafers. Sorry. | 1.4667 | 0.19190 | 15 | 10 | 3 | 2 |
181 | I see nothing for Melba. | 1.4667 | 0.19190 | 15 | 10 | 3 | 2 |
182 | I'm sorry sir, but if you don't have a reservation, you're toast. | 1.4667 | 0.19190 | 15 | 10 | 3 | 2 |
183 | I’m sorry sir, there is no reservation under the name Wonder. | 1.4667 | 0.11480 | 30 | 18 | 10 | 2 |
184 | Apologies, we can't seat you until the rest of your loaf arrives. | 1.4667 | 0.19190 | 15 | 10 | 3 | 2 |
185 | Will another slice be joining you? Or are you dining open-faced this evening? | 1.4643 | 0.14069 | 28 | 19 | 5 | 4 |
186 | Buttered or unbuttered? | 1.4634 | 0.09937 | 41 | 27 | 9 | 4 |
187 | Sorry sir, the conservative party is in the all white section. However, we have ample seating in multi grain. | 1.4615 | 0.11410 | 26 | 15 | 10 | 1 |
188 | I'm sorry, but the club rules clearly state "... and a jacket." | 1.4595 | 0.09951 | 37 | 24 | 10 | 3 |
189 | No, the want ad said “Host.” Got it? “Host!” | 1.4583 | 0.07268 | 48 | 33 | 12 | 2 |
190 | Can you point me towards the reception? I'm here to give the wedding toast. | 1.4576 | 0.09149 | 59 | 36 | 12 | 7 |
191 | Sorry sir, but our toaster booth is only available for a party of two. | 1.4545 | 0.14305 | 22 | 14 | 6 | 2 |
192 | Trust me, Sir. They’ll eat you alive in there. | 1.4545 | 0.09997 | 44 | 28 | 12 | 4 |
193 | Sorry, I got the job. They said you would just loaf around. | 1.4545 | 0.15746 | 22 | 15 | 4 | 3 |
194 | I'm sorry sir, we cannot seat you until the rest of your party arrives. Without avocado, you're just toast. | 1.4524 | 0.09760 | 42 | 28 | 10 | 4 |
195 | No,I will not raise the thermostat to 350. | 1.4500 | 0.16975 | 20 | 14 | 3 | 2 |
196 | I think we can sandwich you in at the bar. | 1.4500 | 0.15347 | 20 | 13 | 5 | 2 |
197 | You might be the "Toast of the Town", it's still a 45 minute wait. | 1.4500 | 0.15347 | 20 | 13 | 5 | 2 |
198 | I’m sorry, but the gluten-free area is full. | 1.4500 | 0.16975 | 20 | 14 | 3 | 3 |
199 | I see you’ve got the dough, but we still require trousers, sir. | 1.4500 | 0.15347 | 20 | 13 | 5 | 2 |
200 | I can sandwich you in. | 1.4500 | 0.13524 | 20 | 12 | 7 | 1 |
201 | You may be a toastmaster, but you have to be a member to attend. | 1.4500 | 0.13524 | 20 | 12 | 7 | 1 |
202 | Sir, we have been booked for a week. There is no way we can sandwich you in for a table. | 1.4500 | 0.15347 | 20 | 13 | 5 | 2 |
203 | Sorry, we aren't serving bread today. | 1.4468 | 0.08222 | 47 | 30 | 13 | 3 |
204 | Looks like the others in your party have already been seeded. | 1.4468 | 0.09999 | 47 | 30 | 11 | 5 |
205 | Sir, they proposed a toast - it wasn't an invitation. | 1.4444 | 0.18475 | 18 | 13 | 2 | 3 |
206 | Is a basket okay? | 1.4444 | 0.29397 | 9 | 7 | 0 | 2 |
207 | No reservation? I’m afraid you’re toast. | 1.4444 | 0.20166 | 18 | 14 | 0 | 4 |
208 | I understand your shock, sir. Spotting a family member in the bread basket can be very traumatic. | 1.4444 | 0.10114 | 36 | 22 | 11 | 2 |
209 | Sorry, sir. No one proposed a toast this evening. | 1.4444 | 0.16612 | 18 | 12 | 4 | 2 |
210 | "You gotta take over for me, I'm not bred for this. | 1.4444 | 0.13433 | 27 | 18 | 6 | 3 |
211 | French it’s not. | 1.4444 | 0.16612 | 18 | 12 | 4 | 2 |
212 | I'll see what I can do, but I'm afraid you're no longer considered the best thing. | 1.4444 | 0.09296 | 45 | 28 | 14 | 3 |
213 | Your late, they’ve already toasted. | 1.4444 | 0.16612 | 18 | 12 | 4 | 2 |
214 | Sorry, this restaurant caters to the upper crust. | 1.4444 | 0.14454 | 27 | 19 | 4 | 4 |
215 | It gets easier. I had that same look when I started here too. | 1.4444 | 0.07429 | 63 | 42 | 16 | 5 |
216 | I'm sorry sir, but I'm afraid this restaurant is gluten-free | 1.4444 | 0.16612 | 18 | 12 | 4 | 2 |
217 | There WAS a baguette here a while ago, kept looking at her watch, finally left. | 1.4423 | 0.06955 | 52 | 30 | 20 | 1 |
218 | I'm late. Maybe it's under "Butter." | 1.4419 | 0.10150 | 43 | 28 | 11 | 4 |
219 | I'm afraid we serve your kind here. | 1.4400 | 0.09107 | 50 | 31 | 14 | 4 |
220 | Will PB& J be joining you? | 1.4400 | 0.14236 | 25 | 17 | 5 | 3 |
221 | No, I wasn't trying to butter you up. | 1.4400 | 0.09545 | 50 | 31 | 12 | 4 |
222 | I was told to give a toast so, uh, here he is. | 1.4390 | 0.09907 | 41 | 26 | 12 | 3 |
223 | I need you to go to table three with butter. | 1.4390 | 0.09595 | 41 | 27 | 8 | 4 |
224 | It doesn't mean you 'only' wear a black tie | 1.4375 | 0.18186 | 16 | 11 | 3 | 2 |
225 | I'm afraid your party's already been eaten. | 1.4375 | 0.15729 | 16 | 10 | 5 | 1 |
226 | Sir,we can't readmit you. You're toasted. | 1.4375 | 0.20349 | 16 | 12 | 1 | 3 |
227 | Table twelve wants more bread. | 1.4375 | 0.18186 | 16 | 11 | 3 | 2 |
228 | The bow tie is fine, but we also require pants. | 1.4375 | 0.18186 | 16 | 11 | 3 | 2 |
229 | I'm sorry sir. I cannot seat you. This is a gluten-free restaurant. | 1.4375 | 0.15729 | 16 | 10 | 5 | 1 |
230 | I don't make the rules. No shirt, no shoes: no service. | 1.4375 | 0.11827 | 32 | 20 | 8 | 3 |
231 | Sir, I’m afraid that you don’t have enough dough for this establishment, even though you seem well-bread. | 1.4375 | 0.20349 | 16 | 12 | 1 | 3 |
232 | Sorry, sir, but I can't seat you until your whole loaf arrives. | 1.4375 | 0.15729 | 16 | 10 | 5 | 1 |
233 | I don't care if you're the greatest thing since sliced bread, it's still a 30 minute wait. | 1.4333 | 0.12395 | 30 | 20 | 7 | 3 |
234 | You'll need more than a bow tie to hide all that gluten. | 1.4324 | 0.09524 | 37 | 25 | 9 | 3 |
235 | No, I'm not being wry, sir. Are you? | 1.4324 | 0.11969 | 37 | 25 | 6 | 5 |
236 | They've already started jamming without you! | 1.4318 | 0.08843 | 44 | 29 | 12 | 3 |
237 | Sorry, you’re toast. | 1.4286 | 0.11066 | 35 | 23 | 9 | 3 |
238 | Toast of the Town notwithstanding, sir, no shirt, no shoes, no service! | 1.4286 | 0.20203 | 14 | 10 | 2 | 2 |
239 | Sorry sir, the only table available is next to the party of ducks. | 1.4286 | 0.17271 | 14 | 9 | 4 | 1 |
240 | Sorry,we only serve sandwiches. | 1.4286 | 0.20203 | 14 | 10 | 2 | 2 |
241 | Sorry for the confusion, sir. The guests want you to make a toast, not be toast. | 1.4286 | 0.20203 | 14 | 10 | 2 | 2 |
242 | I'm sorry sir, it says "well-bred" and you're well, bread. | 1.4286 | 0.13725 | 14 | 8 | 6 | 0 |
243 | You may be the greatest, but you don’t have a reservation | 1.4286 | 0.17271 | 14 | 9 | 4 | 1 |
244 | I'm sorry sir but we can't seat you until the rest of your loaf is here. | 1.4286 | 0.20203 | 14 | 10 | 2 | 2 |
245 | What’s with the sour dough face? | 1.4286 | 0.20203 | 14 | 10 | 2 | 2 |
246 | We only seat full loaves. | 1.4286 | 0.10305 | 42 | 27 | 10 | 4 |
247 | I can’t give you your keys sir. You’re toasted. | 1.4286 | 0.20203 | 14 | 10 | 2 | 2 |
248 | The black tie is optional, but pants are required. | 1.4286 | 0.20203 | 14 | 10 | 2 | 2 |
249 | Nothing personal, sir, but this restaurant has never served gluten. | 1.4262 | 0.07913 | 61 | 40 | 10 | 7 |
250 | Sorry but you're no longer the toast of the town. | 1.4259 | 0.08191 | 54 | 38 | 11 | 5 |
251 | I’m sorry sir. The butter left with the croissant just moments ago. | 1.4250 | 0.11815 | 40 | 28 | 5 | 6 |
252 | We can only seat you when your entire loaf arrives. | 1.4250 | 0.10674 | 40 | 29 | 6 | 5 |
253 | Table 5 needs more bread... | 1.4242 | 0.11539 | 33 | 22 | 8 | 3 |
254 | There is no delicate way to put this. You're toast! | 1.4211 | 0.13925 | 19 | 12 | 6 | 1 |
255 | Sorry Sir. She just left with the lettuce wrap. | 1.4211 | 0.09007 | 57 | 39 | 12 | 6 |
256 | I cannot seat you until the whole loaf is present. | 1.4211 | 0.17631 | 19 | 14 | 2 | 3 |
257 | I'm sorry, but this is only a bar, we don't serve food here. | 1.4211 | 0.13925 | 19 | 12 | 6 | 1 |
258 | I am sorry sir, but we only cater to the upper crust. | 1.4211 | 0.15887 | 19 | 13 | 4 | 2 |
259 | You're the toastmaster?? | 1.4194 | 0.10133 | 31 | 21 | 7 | 1 |
260 | And now, a toast... | 1.4186 | 0.09548 | 43 | 28 | 12 | 3 |
261 | Are you sure there isn’t a booking under RYE? | 1.4179 | 0.07101 | 67 | 43 | 19 | 4 |
262 | We can't seat you until all members of your loaf are here. | 1.4167 | 0.14865 | 12 | 7 | 5 | 0 |
263 | I'm sorry, sir. The only available table is in the gluten-free section. | 1.4167 | 0.19300 | 12 | 8 | 3 | 1 |
264 | I’m sorry. All the baskets are full. We can serve you at 10 if you wish. | 1.4167 | 0.10820 | 36 | 24 | 9 | 3 |
265 | We try not to fill up on bread. | 1.4151 | 0.08702 | 53 | 35 | 13 | 4 |
266 | I'm sorry, sir. We no longer serve gluten. | 1.4146 | 0.10462 | 41 | 28 | 9 | 4 |
267 | I'm terribly sorry sir, but we're gluten free. | 1.4146 | 0.10462 | 41 | 28 | 9 | 4 |
268 | You no longer get an automatic table. Nearly everything else is the greatest thing since you. | 1.4138 | 0.08170 | 58 | 38 | 16 | 4 |
269 | You look like you're about to croque, monsieur! | 1.4138 | 0.10548 | 29 | 22 | 4 | 3 |
270 | I'm sorry, but the dress code clearly specifies heels. | 1.4118 | 0.07023 | 68 | 47 | 13 | 6 |
271 | I'm here to meet my butter half. | 1.4118 | 0.14997 | 17 | 11 | 5 | 1 |
272 | Where’s that butter dish you’re always with. | 1.4118 | 0.19287 | 17 | 13 | 1 | 3 |
273 | So sorry. We've found something even greater. | 1.4118 | 0.12749 | 34 | 25 | 4 | 5 |
274 | Sorry sir, but they have already done the toast. | 1.4118 | 0.17276 | 17 | 12 | 3 | 2 |
275 | I'm late and I'm toast | 1.4118 | 0.14997 | 17 | 11 | 5 | 1 |
276 | Party of three, sir. Peanut Butter and Jelly have all ready been seated. | 1.4118 | 0.14997 | 17 | 11 | 5 | 1 |
277 | I'm afraid we can't seat you until the butter arrives. | 1.4103 | 0.10206 | 39 | 26 | 10 | 3 |
278 | Sir, you might be the greatest invention, but we are fully committed this evening. | 1.4091 | 0.10729 | 22 | 13 | 9 | 0 |
279 | Our policy is very strict. We cannot seat you until Messrs. Bacon, Lettuce and Tomato have arrived. | 1.4091 | 0.12586 | 22 | 14 | 7 | 1 |
280 | Are you staying for the whole ceremony or just the toast? | 1.4082 | 0.08206 | 49 | 30 | 16 | 2 |
281 | I have no reservation for the "Toast of the Town." | 1.4074 | 0.09353 | 54 | 37 | 10 | 6 |
282 | Thank you, sir, for adding the tie, but we don't seat gentlemen without pants. | 1.4074 | 0.14381 | 27 | 20 | 3 | 4 |
283 | You've risen as high as you can here. | 1.4074 | 0.11016 | 27 | 17 | 9 | 1 |
284 | Your bread tie indicates you should no longer be served. | 1.4062 | 0.12588 | 32 | 23 | 5 | 4 |
285 | They asked for Bernie Sanders, not burnt toast. | 1.4048 | 0.09055 | 42 | 29 | 5 | 5 |
286 | No, it's got nothing to do with gluten. It's that you're not wearing pants. | 1.4038 | 0.08796 | 52 | 35 | 13 | 4 |
287 | "Management is tired of your wry sense of humor. " | 1.4000 | 0.19024 | 15 | 11 | 2 | 2 |
288 | Sorry, without a reservation you're toast. | 1.4000 | 0.19024 | 15 | 11 | 2 | 2 |
289 | Bernie struggle inside, he didn’t know whether to butter up his boss or just toast him. | 1.4000 | 0.11000 | 35 | 24 | 8 | 3 |
290 | Just you or will the whole loaf be joining us? | 1.4000 | 0.11346 | 30 | 20 | 8 | 2 |
291 | Your usual table isn't available. I'm afraid we had to give that to "the best thing". | 1.4000 | 0.12910 | 25 | 17 | 6 | 2 |
292 | Let’s see: milk, cheese, eggs, cereal, no sir I’m sorry you’re not on the list | 1.4000 | 0.16330 | 15 | 10 | 4 | 1 |
293 | Is Mr. Peanut and Miss Jelly here yet? | 1.4000 | 0.16330 | 15 | 10 | 4 | 1 |
294 | I’m sorry, sir. I’m afraid we’re a gluten-free establishment. | 1.4000 | 0.11547 | 25 | 18 | 5 | 2 |
295 | Fairly near the toaster, but not too near the grill? | 1.4000 | 0.08243 | 40 | 27 | 11 | 2 |
296 | Yes, ties are required, but you’ll also need loafers. | 1.4000 | 0.21381 | 15 | 12 | 0 | 3 |
297 | well, well, if it isn’t the toast of the town | 1.4000 | 0.16330 | 15 | 10 | 4 | 1 |
298 | I had you down for a sandwich, let me see what we have for open face. | 1.4000 | 0.13093 | 15 | 9 | 6 | 0 |
299 | I am sorry, Monsier, but we only serve baguettes at this establishment. | 1.4000 | 0.16330 | 15 | 10 | 4 | 1 |
300 | Sorry sir, I can't seat you until the rest of your loaf arrives. | 1.4000 | 0.13093 | 15 | 9 | 6 | 0 |
301 | Your rye sense of humor has gone stale. | 1.4000 | 0.11547 | 25 | 16 | 8 | 1 |
302 | Nice bowtie, sir, but you know the rules: No shoes, no shirt, no service. | 1.4000 | 0.19024 | 15 | 11 | 2 | 2 |
303 | Well, yes, you were the best thing. | 1.4000 | 0.12318 | 30 | 21 | 6 | 3 |
304 | No, the bowtie makes it worse. | 1.4000 | 0.19024 | 15 | 11 | 2 | 2 |
305 | No exceptions. We are strictly gluten free. | 1.4000 | 0.19024 | 15 | 11 | 2 | 2 |
306 | I'm sorry, but you're not kneaded here. | 1.4000 | 0.16330 | 15 | 10 | 4 | 1 |
307 | I’m assuming you won’t be needing the bread basket sir. | 1.4000 | 0.21381 | 15 | 12 | 0 | 3 |
308 | Sorry, we only have tables in the gluten-free section. | 1.3947 | 0.11021 | 38 | 27 | 7 | 4 |
309 | No matter how you slice it, there's going to be a wait. | 1.3947 | 0.08036 | 38 | 24 | 8 | 2 |
310 | We charge extra for bread. | 1.3947 | 0.08877 | 38 | 28 | 7 | 3 |
311 | Butter made the reservation. | 1.3929 | 0.10714 | 28 | 18 | 9 | 1 |
312 | Even if you ARE toast of the town, you still need a reservation. | 1.3922 | 0.08438 | 51 | 33 | 14 | 3 |
313 | Sorry, sliced bread is no longer the greatest thing. | 1.3906 | 0.07591 | 64 | 43 | 17 | 4 |
314 | Sorry, sir. But Ms. Butter never showed. | 1.3889 | 0.06013 | 36 | 24 | 8 | 1 |
315 | Your table is bready | 1.3889 | 0.14323 | 18 | 11 | 5 | 1 |
316 | I'm sorry, but it was only a matter of time before something even greater came along. | 1.3889 | 0.16447 | 18 | 13 | 3 | 2 |
317 | Sorry, thats the yeast I can do. | 1.3871 | 0.11050 | 31 | 21 | 8 | 2 |
318 | Is your butter half here, too? | 1.3846 | 0.21299 | 13 | 10 | 1 | 2 |
319 | Sorry, sir. No white bread allowed. | 1.3846 | 0.18040 | 13 | 9 | 3 | 1 |
320 | My plans always go rye | 1.3846 | 0.18040 | 13 | 9 | 3 | 1 |
321 | Sorry—you are toast, Fred. | 1.3846 | 0.18040 | 13 | 9 | 3 | 1 |
322 | I"m sorry. We don't serve sandwiches. | 1.3846 | 0.14044 | 13 | 8 | 5 | 0 |
323 | I'm sorry, sir, but we're gluten-free. | 1.3846 | 0.10783 | 39 | 28 | 7 | 4 |
324 | I am sorry but you have to wait for the rest of your condiments to be seated. | 1.3846 | 0.14044 | 13 | 8 | 5 | 0 |
325 | I'm sorry. I can't seat you until the whole loaf is present. | 1.3846 | 0.12499 | 26 | 18 | 6 | 2 |
326 | I'm sorry sir, we don't have a room big enough for the whole loaf. | 1.3846 | 0.08705 | 39 | 24 | 12 | 1 |
327 | You said your name is Brad? | 1.3846 | 0.18040 | 13 | 9 | 3 | 1 |
328 | Would you like a table by the fire? | 1.3846 | 0.14044 | 13 | 8 | 5 | 0 |
329 | But you said “all rise.” | 1.3846 | 0.18040 | 13 | 9 | 3 | 1 |
330 | I’m sorry sir, but it’s a Pita Party. | 1.3846 | 0.18040 | 13 | 9 | 3 | 1 |
331 | I can’t seat you till the rest of your loaf arrives. | 1.3846 | 0.14044 | 13 | 8 | 5 | 0 |
332 | We're a gluten free establishment. | 1.3846 | 0.18040 | 13 | 9 | 3 | 1 |
333 | You are free to come in Sir. We just cannot guarantee your safety if you do. | 1.3846 | 0.14044 | 13 | 8 | 5 | 0 |
334 | Sorry, this restaurant is for the upper crust only | 1.3846 | 0.18040 | 13 | 9 | 3 | 1 |
335 | I'm sorry sir, you're no longer on the menu. | 1.3846 | 0.18040 | 13 | 9 | 3 | 1 |
336 | Please give a warm welcome to Vice President Mike Pence. | 1.3846 | 0.21299 | 13 | 10 | 1 | 2 |
337 | I'm afraid we can't sandwich you in. | 1.3846 | 0.18040 | 13 | 9 | 3 | 1 |
338 | I’m the one being toasted. | 1.3846 | 0.14044 | 13 | 8 | 5 | 0 |
339 | Sorry we gave your table away, but we didn't think you'd pop up. | 1.3846 | 0.10783 | 39 | 28 | 7 | 4 |
340 | I'm sorry sir but we don't serve whole wheat in this establishement | 1.3846 | 0.21299 | 13 | 10 | 1 | 2 |
341 | I apologize sir, we only serve Keto here. | 1.3846 | 0.18040 | 13 | 9 | 3 | 1 |
342 | Unfortunately Simon, I think the act is a little stale. | 1.3818 | 0.06611 | 55 | 39 | 12 | 3 |
343 | It's our policy, sir. BYOB... Bring. Your. Own. Butter. | 1.3810 | 0.14600 | 21 | 15 | 4 | 2 |
344 | But I'm expected. I'm the toastmaster! | 1.3810 | 0.14600 | 21 | 15 | 4 | 2 |
345 | I'm sorry sir, our establishment is gluten-free. | 1.3810 | 0.09611 | 42 | 29 | 10 | 3 |
346 | Our mistake. We put you down as GLuten instead of Gary Luten. | 1.3810 | 0.08986 | 42 | 29 | 9 | 3 |
347 | Yes, the tie is nice but you'll still need a sport jacket. | 1.3810 | 0.08315 | 42 | 26 | 14 | 1 |
348 | Oh no we wore the same thing! | 1.3800 | 0.08985 | 50 | 34 | 10 | 3 |
349 | I'm sorry, we don't serve breakfast here | 1.3793 | 0.12569 | 29 | 21 | 5 | 3 |
350 | She said she was waiting for a real heel | 1.3793 | 0.12569 | 29 | 21 | 5 | 3 |
351 | You think I’m too toasted to drive home? | 1.3778 | 0.09686 | 45 | 30 | 9 | 4 |
352 | It'll just be a few more minutes, sir -- your table hasn't popped yet. | 1.3750 | 0.15478 | 16 | 11 | 4 | 1 |
353 | We serve quite a lot of bread here sir, however it is generally before the entree. | 1.3750 | 0.15478 | 16 | 11 | 4 | 1 |
354 | Sir, I think you may have misunderstood when we said we’d have you for dinner | 1.3750 | 0.15478 | 16 | 11 | 4 | 1 |
355 | And so I told her “babe if you wanna get that bread you’re gonna have to make me crumb” | 1.3750 | 0.26305 | 8 | 6 | 1 | 1 |
356 | I regret to inform you that I fucked your wife on the panini press last night | 1.3750 | 0.11753 | 24 | 16 | 7 | 1 |
357 | So, will that be bread alone? | 1.3750 | 0.17970 | 16 | 12 | 2 | 2 |
358 | What brings you to Toastmasters? | 1.3750 | 0.15478 | 16 | 11 | 4 | 1 |
359 | Sorry, we only serve avocado toast. | 1.3750 | 0.09237 | 48 | 34 | 10 | 4 |
360 | I'm sorry, sir. I'm afraid I can't seat you until the rest of your loaf arrives. | 1.3750 | 0.12500 | 16 | 12 | 3 | 1 |
361 | So you're outta a job since keto got popular, that's rough..... | 1.3750 | 0.15478 | 16 | 11 | 4 | 1 |
362 | Sorry,your other half has already been served. | 1.3750 | 0.15478 | 16 | 11 | 4 | 1 |
363 | Ms. Butter called to cancel your date. She said to stop spreading rumors about her meltdown. | 1.3750 | 0.26305 | 8 | 6 | 1 | 1 |
364 | Sorry, but it's really jammed in there tonight. | 1.3750 | 0.15478 | 16 | 11 | 4 | 1 |
365 | The rest of your party was served with a Western omelet 15 minutes ago. | 1.3750 | 0.10767 | 32 | 24 | 5 | 3 |
366 | I'm sorry sir, we don't serve bread..." | 1.3750 | 0.17970 | 16 | 12 | 2 | 2 |
367 | You still need shoes. | 1.3725 | 0.09686 | 51 | 38 | 7 | 6 |
368 | Well, you got the tie part of our dress code right but now about pants... | 1.3725 | 0.07389 | 51 | 29 | 13 | 1 |
369 | Are you part of the Earl of Sandwich's party? | 1.3714 | 0.09245 | 35 | 25 | 7 | 2 |
370 | Raisin toast, French toast, cheese toast. Sorry, I don’t have anything for plain white toast. | 1.3714 | 0.09245 | 35 | 24 | 8 | 2 |
371 | I'm sorry, we do serve your kind here...but not in that kind of way. | 1.3704 | 0.10871 | 27 | 18 | 8 | 1 |
372 | I assume you’re here to give the toast. | 1.3704 | 0.13235 | 27 | 20 | 4 | 3 |
373 | You dropped some crumbs. | 1.3704 | 0.10871 | 27 | 18 | 8 | 1 |
374 | I appreciate that you consider yourself “Upper Crust’, Sir, but jackets are required to dine here. | 1.3704 | 0.10871 | 27 | 18 | 8 | 1 |
375 | No. I said Friday’s have the least availability, not the yeast availability. | 1.3684 | 0.10274 | 38 | 27 | 8 | 3 |
376 | I'm sorry, we don't accommodate diners with gluten issues." | 1.3684 | 0.11576 | 38 | 29 | 4 | 5 |
377 | I’m sorry the dress code explicitly requires loafers. | 1.3684 | 0.15692 | 19 | 14 | 3 | 2 |
378 | I'm sorry sir, this is a "no carb" restaurant. | 1.3684 | 0.13702 | 19 | 13 | 5 | 1 |
379 | I’m sorry sir, I cannot seat you until the Butter party arrives. | 1.3684 | 0.13702 | 19 | 13 | 5 | 1 |
380 | No jacket, no service. | 1.3684 | 0.05387 | 57 | 43 | 9 | 3 |
381 | I'm afraid you're too toasted to attend tonight's party. | 1.3684 | 0.15692 | 19 | 14 | 3 | 2 |
382 | I'm going to ask you to leave. You got baked at the bar. | 1.3651 | 0.05680 | 63 | 41 | 18 | 0 |
383 | Sorry, you’re just not waiter material. You’d get eaten alive in this business. | 1.3636 | 0.15212 | 11 | 7 | 4 | 0 |
384 | Too late, I'm afraid. I guess you're toast. | 1.3636 | 0.20328 | 11 | 8 | 2 | 1 |
385 | Sorry Sir anyway you slice it we are totally booked. | 1.3636 | 0.20328 | 11 | 8 | 2 | 1 |
386 | I'll advise you that we take things literally here at the Toastmasters Club. | 1.3636 | 0.15212 | 11 | 7 | 4 | 0 |
387 | I don’t care WHERE you were toasted, I can’t let you dine here unless you’re wearing a dinner jacket. | 1.3636 | 0.15212 | 11 | 7 | 4 | 0 |
388 | For you, the Toast of the Town, always! | 1.3636 | 0.15212 | 11 | 7 | 4 | 0 |
389 | The rest of your loaf has already been seated. | 1.3636 | 0.20328 | 11 | 8 | 2 | 1 |
390 | It seems the only seat available is in the toaster. | 1.3636 | 0.24393 | 11 | 9 | 0 | 2 |
391 | You misunderstood. This is a roast, not a toast! | 1.3636 | 0.20328 | 11 | 8 | 2 | 1 |
392 | With that bowtie, you could easily be mistaken for me. | 1.3636 | 0.20328 | 11 | 8 | 2 | 1 |
393 | I'm sorry, we don't serve white toast. | 1.3636 | 0.15212 | 11 | 7 | 4 | 0 |
394 | Now, I'd like to make a toast of our honoree. | 1.3636 | 0.20328 | 11 | 8 | 2 | 1 |
395 | It's a roast, not a toast. | 1.3636 | 0.20328 | 11 | 8 | 2 | 1 |
396 | I’m sorry, I don’t have anyone by that grain. | 1.3636 | 0.20328 | 11 | 8 | 2 | 1 |
397 | Sorry, I don’t have Gluten in the list | 1.3636 | 0.15212 | 11 | 7 | 4 | 0 |
398 | You're late. They've already had the toast." | 1.3636 | 0.20328 | 11 | 8 | 2 | 1 |
399 | I'm afraid your reservation has gone stale. | 1.3636 | 0.20328 | 11 | 8 | 2 | 1 |
400 | I only see a reservation for Mr. Pumpernickel. | 1.3636 | 0.08024 | 44 | 35 | 6 | 3 |
401 | Nice bowtie, but this party is for baguettes only. | 1.3636 | 0.07306 | 33 | 26 | 5 | 2 |
402 | Today we're offering complimentary bread, so go say something nice. | 1.3636 | 0.15212 | 11 | 7 | 4 | 0 |
403 | Yes, I said you would be toast if you were late. | 1.3636 | 0.15212 | 11 | 7 | 4 | 0 |
404 | I can sandwich you in over near the corner? | 1.3636 | 0.15212 | 11 | 7 | 4 | 0 |
405 | I am sorry sir, I can seat you in the bar, but they’re only serving sandwiches”.. | 1.3636 | 0.20328 | 11 | 8 | 2 | 1 |
406 | You’ll have to wait for the rest of your loaf to arrive. | 1.3636 | 0.20328 | 11 | 8 | 2 | 1 |
407 | I’m sorry, but you don’t fit our toastmaster profile | 1.3636 | 0.20328 | 11 | 8 | 2 | 1 |
408 | OK! One slice white bread, meeting fried egg for breakfast. | 1.3636 | 0.15212 | 11 | 7 | 4 | 0 |
409 | We don't allow outside food. | 1.3636 | 0.24393 | 11 | 9 | 0 | 2 |
410 | Just a minute and we’ll get you seeded. | 1.3636 | 0.15212 | 11 | 7 | 4 | 0 |
411 | Sorry sir, but we have a gluten-free policy | 1.3636 | 0.20328 | 11 | 8 | 2 | 1 |
412 | I’m afraid this is a gluten free restaurant. | 1.3636 | 0.12389 | 22 | 15 | 6 | 1 |
413 | I'm afraid this isn't a black rye event. | 1.3636 | 0.24393 | 11 | 9 | 0 | 2 |
414 | I can't let you in without pants. | 1.3636 | 0.15212 | 11 | 7 | 4 | 0 |
415 | No shoes, no butter, no service. | 1.3636 | 0.20328 | 11 | 8 | 2 | 1 |
416 | You can’t just pop up without a reservation, Sir. | 1.3636 | 0.15212 | 11 | 7 | 4 | 0 |
417 | Do you wanna sit with peanut butter and jelly or with butter? | 1.3636 | 0.20328 | 11 | 8 | 2 | 1 |
418 | Is this the Toastmasters Club? | 1.3636 | 0.20328 | 11 | 8 | 2 | 1 |
419 | I'm sorry, sir. I don't care if you are the 'toast' of Broadway, you need to have a reservation! | 1.3623 | 0.06838 | 69 | 45 | 18 | 3 |
420 | The tie helps, but you're still toast to me. | 1.3611 | 0.06651 | 72 | 53 | 14 | 5 |
421 | But I told you, I'm lack-toast intolerant. | 1.3611 | 0.10655 | 36 | 25 | 7 | 3 |
422 | And just how late is Ms. Avocado running? | 1.3600 | 0.11372 | 25 | 17 | 7 | 1 |
423 | I think we should be clearer about what these toastmaster meetings are for. | 1.3600 | 0.11372 | 25 | 17 | 7 | 1 |
424 | I'm sorry, sir, the toastmaster's dinner was last night. | 1.3600 | 0.12754 | 25 | 18 | 5 | 2 |
425 | Sorry sir, but we do not serve bread here. | 1.3600 | 0.09798 | 25 | 18 | 6 | 1 |
426 | Okay, I give up, what do you wonder? | 1.3600 | 0.12754 | 25 | 18 | 5 | 2 |
427 | You’ll be seated when the rest of your loaf arrives | 1.3600 | 0.14000 | 25 | 19 | 3 | 3 |
428 | Without a reservation, you're toast. | 1.3571 | 0.16926 | 14 | 10 | 3 | 1 |
429 | Sorry, there's just a Brad on my list. | 1.3571 | 0.19910 | 14 | 11 | 1 | 2 |
430 | Sorry sir, I can't seat you until your entire loaf is here. | 1.3571 | 0.16926 | 14 | 10 | 3 | 1 |
431 | I don't care if you are well bred and the toast of the town. We only deal with the upper crust here. | 1.3571 | 0.16926 | 14 | 10 | 3 | 1 |
432 | Why the rye smile? | 1.3571 | 0.13289 | 14 | 9 | 5 | 0 |
433 | Table 14 complained about your rye humor. | 1.3571 | 0.19910 | 14 | 11 | 1 | 2 |
434 | Of course I've heard the expression,but you're not on the list. | 1.3571 | 0.08474 | 28 | 20 | 7 | 1 |
435 | Apologies, sir, we just gave that table to the greatest thing since, well, you.” | 1.3571 | 0.16926 | 14 | 10 | 3 | 1 |
436 | The gentleman who sold me this tie told me it was one-of-a-kind. | 1.3571 | 0.19910 | 14 | 11 | 1 | 2 |
437 | Sorry, we already filled up on bread. | 1.3571 | 0.16926 | 14 | 10 | 3 | 1 |
438 | Any way you slice it – you're going to need a reservation. | 1.3571 | 0.16926 | 14 | 10 | 3 | 1 |
439 | I don't think we have a sport coat in your size, sir. | 1.3571 | 0.19910 | 14 | 11 | 1 | 2 |
440 | It’s crumby your reservation was canceled, you deserved butter. | 1.3571 | 0.16926 | 14 | 10 | 3 | 1 |
441 | Nothing under Brown? That’s strange — what about Wholemeal? | 1.3571 | 0.11745 | 28 | 20 | 6 | 2 |
442 | Well well well, if it isn’t the big piece of bread that’s fucking my wife. | 1.3571 | 0.16926 | 14 | 10 | 3 | 1 |
443 | We only have tables in Gluten-Free section, sir. | 1.3571 | 0.16926 | 14 | 10 | 3 | 1 |
444 | I do have a seat available in the toaster. | 1.3571 | 0.13289 | 14 | 9 | 5 | 0 |
445 | I won’t be able to seat you until the rest of your party arrives. | 1.3571 | 0.16926 | 14 | 10 | 3 | 1 |
446 | But, can't you "sandwich" me in??! | 1.3571 | 0.16926 | 14 | 10 | 3 | 1 |
447 | How about you butter me up this time. | 1.3571 | 0.16926 | 14 | 10 | 3 | 1 |
448 | Sorry, we already have someone claiming to be the best thing since sliced bread. | 1.3571 | 0.13289 | 14 | 9 | 5 | 0 |
449 | I'm sorry, sir, they already had the toast. | 1.3571 | 0.16926 | 14 | 10 | 3 | 1 |
450 | I’m waiting for my buttered half. | 1.3571 | 0.19910 | 14 | 11 | 1 | 2 |
451 | Fred is here to explain to us, as no one else can, why he always falls jelly side down. | 1.3571 | 0.16926 | 14 | 10 | 3 | 1 |
452 | I doubt the President knows the price of bread either. | 1.3571 | 0.19910 | 14 | 11 | 1 | 2 |
453 | You'll have to wait, they've already started the... toast. | 1.3571 | 0.13289 | 14 | 9 | 5 | 0 |
454 | I'm sorry this isn't your jam. | 1.3571 | 0.19910 | 14 | 11 | 1 | 2 |
455 | She said there was always something getting between the two of you. | 1.3571 | 0.16926 | 14 | 10 | 3 | 1 |
456 | I'm sorry sir, the sign clearly says "no shoes...no service" | 1.3571 | 0.10559 | 28 | 19 | 8 | 1 |
457 | Jam has not arrived, would you like to be seated ? | 1.3571 | 0.13289 | 14 | 9 | 5 | 0 |
458 | All we have left is a crumby table. | 1.3571 | 0.16926 | 14 | 10 | 3 | 1 |
459 | When she left she said "You're late, you're toast!" | 1.3548 | 0.07660 | 62 | 42 | 13 | 4 |
460 | Go right in; they want you next to the toastmaster. | 1.3529 | 0.10240 | 34 | 22 | 8 | 2 |
461 | Sorry sir, but you no longer have enough dough. | 1.3529 | 0.11947 | 17 | 11 | 6 | 0 |
462 | You are not on the reservation list and I don't appreciate your rye comments. | 1.3529 | 0.17023 | 17 | 13 | 2 | 2 |
463 | I'm afraid this is a gluten-free establishment. | 1.3529 | 0.11947 | 17 | 11 | 6 | 0 |
464 | I'm sorry, sir, but we can only seat your entire loaf. | 1.3529 | 0.17023 | 17 | 13 | 2 | 2 |
465 | The Toastmasters lunch was yesterday. | 1.3529 | 0.14706 | 17 | 12 | 4 | 1 |
466 | Are you here to give the dinner toast?" | 1.3519 | 0.07072 | 54 | 39 | 11 | 3 |
467 | I don't think this is what the groom meant when he said he wanted to make a toast. | 1.3514 | 0.09661 | 37 | 26 | 9 | 1 |
468 | Your blind date has a butter face. | 1.3514 | 0.09661 | 37 | 26 | 9 | 2 |
469 | I'm sorry, we don't serve gluten. | 1.3500 | 0.09507 | 40 | 31 | 5 | 4 |
470 | Well, we do have one table, it’s next to the fireplace. It might be a bit toasty. | 1.3500 | 0.16662 | 20 | 16 | 1 | 3 |
471 | No outside food in the theater, sir. | 1.3500 | 0.08435 | 40 | 30 | 6 | 3 |
472 | I'm sorry, but this establishment is strictly gluten-free. | 1.3500 | 0.08435 | 40 | 29 | 9 | 2 |
473 | We can't seat you until your whole loaf is present. Don't ask rye. | 1.3500 | 0.13129 | 20 | 14 | 5 | 1 |
474 | I am here for the Toastmaster. | 1.3500 | 0.09164 | 40 | 28 | 10 | 2 |
475 | Let me know when the rest of your loaf arrives." Sruli Dresdner, Auburn, M | 1.3500 | 0.13129 | 20 | 14 | 5 | 1 |
476 | I'm sorry, sir, this is a Dale Carnegie workshop. Toastmasters was last week. | 1.3500 | 0.09838 | 40 | 29 | 7 | 3 |
477 | Sorry.All the single slots are filled at this time. | 1.3500 | 0.10942 | 20 | 13 | 7 | 0 |
478 | I am sorry Sir, this club has a strict no gluten policy. | 1.3478 | 0.13497 | 23 | 17 | 4 | 2 |
479 | I said "you're toast"...not "you're the ToastMaster"! | 1.3478 | 0.08351 | 46 | 34 | 6 | 4 |
480 | Not without pants. | 1.3478 | 0.08910 | 46 | 33 | 10 | 3 |
481 | We don’t serve bread here. | 1.3462 | 0.09515 | 26 | 20 | 6 | 0 |
482 | We no longer serve bread. | 1.3462 | 0.12332 | 26 | 19 | 5 | 2 |
483 | Sorry, but we don't serve sliced bread here. | 1.3455 | 0.08692 | 55 | 41 | 9 | 5 |
484 | Sorry, but our next available reservation would be after your "Best By" date. | 1.3448 | 0.12433 | 29 | 22 | 4 | 3 |
485 | Sorry -- this is 'Open Face' the sandwich caterer, not the dating service. | 1.3448 | 0.07602 | 58 | 39 | 14 | 3 |
486 | Maybe ask SpongeBob, but either way, you can't work here without pants. | 1.3443 | 0.05671 | 61 | 40 | 19 | 0 |
487 | I apologize sir, I believe the rest of your party has already been served | 1.3433 | 0.06908 | 67 | 47 | 16 | 2 |
488 | That was some toast! | 1.3421 | 0.08663 | 38 | 25 | 9 | 1 |
489 | Better hurry. They're toasting the bride. | 1.3421 | 0.09449 | 38 | 28 | 6 | 3 |
490 | Is this restaurant gluten free? | 1.3415 | 0.09633 | 41 | 30 | 3 | 3 |
491 | Unfortunately sir, we cannot serve carbs. | 1.3415 | 0.08978 | 41 | 29 | 10 | 2 |
492 | I don't think you have enough dough to get in. | 1.3409 | 0.07926 | 44 | 28 | 13 | 1 |
493 | Sorry, no Toastmasters meeting here. | 1.3404 | 0.06987 | 47 | 39 | 6 | 2 |
494 | Sir, this is Jam Masters. Toast is down the hall. | 1.3396 | 0.08912 | 53 | 37 | 6 | 5 |
495 | I'm sorry, you'll have to stand in the bread line. | 1.3333 | 0.23570 | 9 | 7 | 1 | 1 |
496 | Table six is gluten-free, so don't expect much of a tip. | 1.3333 | 0.12599 | 15 | 10 | 5 | 0 |
497 | Sir, I'm sorry, were jam-packed. | 1.3333 | 0.18803 | 12 | 9 | 2 | 1 |
498 | Don't talk to him about white privilege, he's earned this toast. | 1.3333 | 0.14213 | 12 | 8 | 4 | 0 |
499 | Either sit down or your toast!! | 1.3333 | 0.14213 | 12 | 8 | 4 | 0 |
500 | I don’t care if you’re feeling crumby. If you can’t work tonight, you’re toast! | 1.3333 | 0.33333 | 6 | 5 | 0 | 1 |
501 | Hurry, you're up first. | 1.3333 | 0.09759 | 36 | 26 | 8 | 2 |
502 | Are you a member? It’s club sandwiches only. | 1.3333 | 0.18803 | 12 | 9 | 2 | 1 |
503 | Sorry but we already have a toastmaster for the meeting. | 1.3333 | 0.15936 | 15 | 11 | 3 | 1 |
504 | Didn't think we'd see you back here after that crummy review. | 1.3333 | 0.03774 | 27 | 19 | 7 | 0 |
505 | I'm sorry sir, but without a reservation, you're toast. | 1.3333 | 0.15936 | 15 | 11 | 3 | 1 |
506 | I'm sorry. No neck, no shoes, no service. | 1.3333 | 0.09401 | 33 | 26 | 5 | 2 |
507 | Are you here for the toast? | 1.3333 | 0.18803 | 12 | 9 | 2 | 1 |
508 | Sorry, Pal, Toastmasters is next door. | 1.3333 | 0.14003 | 18 | 12 | 4 | 1 |
509 | You’re late again. What happened with you saying you were an early riser? | 1.3333 | 0.14213 | 12 | 8 | 4 | 0 |
510 | I don't think we can sandwich you in. | 1.3333 | 0.18803 | 12 | 9 | 2 | 1 |
511 | Bow tie but no pants?? Make up your mind Josh | 1.3333 | 0.14213 | 12 | 8 | 4 | 0 |
512 | Let me see if I can sandwich you in. | 1.3333 | 0.18687 | 15 | 12 | 1 | 2 |
513 | Butter is waiting for you at the table. | 1.3333 | 0.10360 | 33 | 24 | 7 | 2 |
514 | I'm sorry - this isn't a good time for a toast | 1.3333 | 0.18803 | 12 | 9 | 2 | 1 |
515 | I'm sorry, they started without you. | 1.3333 | 0.23570 | 9 | 7 | 1 | 1 |
516 | Im telling you Carl these drugs are insane. You look like a human dressed as a waiter! | 1.3333 | 0.14003 | 18 | 12 | 4 | 1 |
517 | Sorry, sir, we don't serve gluten here. | 1.3333 | 0.14003 | 18 | 13 | 4 | 1 |
518 | I'm giving you fair warning. Sit anywhere near the kitchen and you're toast. | 1.3333 | 0.22473 | 12 | 10 | 0 | 2 |
519 | You're too late. The toasting's over. | 1.3333 | 0.18803 | 12 | 9 | 2 | 1 |
520 | I'm sorry, I cannot seat you. This is a gluten-free restaurant. | 1.3333 | 0.18803 | 12 | 9 | 2 | 1 |
521 | A butter plate will be ready for you shortly. | 1.3333 | 0.23570 | 9 | 7 | 1 | 1 |
522 | Sorry, bagels only. Try the Waffle House two blocks down. | 1.3333 | 0.18803 | 12 | 9 | 2 | 1 |
523 | Sorry, your little peach called and cancelled. She's found herself in a real jam! | 1.3333 | 0.11526 | 24 | 17 | 6 | 1 |
524 | Sorry sir, but we cannot seat you unless you’re gluten-free. | 1.3333 | 0.12599 | 15 | 10 | 5 | 0 |
525 | Same tie? Yeesh, this is awkward. | 1.3333 | 0.33333 | 6 | 5 | 0 | 1 |
526 | Your reservation is the yeast of my concerns. | 1.3333 | 0.18803 | 12 | 9 | 2 | 1 |
527 | The dining room is full, would you mind sitting in the oven? | 1.3333 | 0.18803 | 12 | 9 | 2 | 1 |
528 | Yes Mr Peanut is here but Miss Jelly has not arrived yet Sir" | 1.3333 | 0.22473 | 12 | 10 | 0 | 2 |
529 | You're early, sir. The Toastmasters Dinner is tomorrow night. | 1.3333 | 0.14213 | 12 | 8 | 4 | 0 |
530 | We have room in the toaster. | 1.3333 | 0.18803 | 12 | 9 | 2 | 1 |
531 | You say you're a sandwich, but where's your better half! | 1.3333 | 0.11526 | 24 | 17 | 6 | 1 |
532 | Well, you’re a little late for the toast, but I’ll see what I can do. | 1.3333 | 0.15936 | 15 | 11 | 3 | 1 |
533 | I'm here to meet my friend. The reservation is under the name Butter. | 1.3333 | 0.14213 | 12 | 8 | 4 | 0 |
534 | I'm sorry, I can not let you in, this restaurant is gluten-free | 1.3333 | 0.10541 | 21 | 14 | 7 | 0 |
535 | We only take reservations for loaves of eight or more. | 1.3333 | 0.12599 | 15 | 10 | 5 | 0 |
536 | Are you here to give the toast? | 1.3333 | 0.18803 | 12 | 9 | 2 | 1 |
537 | We could fit you in before the main course." | 1.3333 | 0.18687 | 15 | 12 | 1 | 2 |
538 | I'm sorry but you'll have to wait. We're pretty jammed up tonight! | 1.3333 | 0.09245 | 39 | 27 | 9 | 2 |
539 | Sorry, Sir, it's an all-keto menu today. | 1.3333 | 0.14213 | 12 | 8 | 4 | 0 |
540 | Yep, you're toast. | 1.3333 | 0.15936 | 15 | 11 | 3 | 1 |
541 | But I'm the toast of the town..surely you have a table for me! S.R. Toth Duxbury MA | 1.3333 | 0.18803 | 12 | 9 | 2 | 1 |
542 | I’m sorry, sir, but this is a gluten-free restaurant. We don’t serve bread. | 1.3333 | 0.07390 | 60 | 45 | 11 | 4 |
543 | Today, Bob learned that LSD was not something to be taken lightly | 1.3333 | 0.18803 | 12 | 9 | 2 | 1 |
544 | I'm sorry sir, this is not a "white bread" place. | 1.3333 | 0.14213 | 12 | 8 | 4 | 0 |
545 | The Avocados are already here and they are expecting you. | 1.3333 | 0.14213 | 12 | 8 | 4 | 0 |
546 | WHY ME? | 1.3333 | 0.18803 | 12 | 9 | 2 | 1 |
547 | I had been told that you're no longer complimentary | 1.3333 | 0.12599 | 15 | 10 | 5 | 0 |
548 | Sir, I'm afraid we require a jacket or at the very least a schmear. | 1.3333 | 0.09759 | 36 | 26 | 8 | 2 |
549 | My wife is going to be very upset. I’m toast. | 1.3333 | 0.18803 | 12 | 9 | 2 | 1 |
550 | Don't complain, you knew you were toast before you came. | 1.3333 | 0.18803 | 12 | 9 | 2 | 1 |
551 | I'm sorry Sir, we're already at our carb limit. | 1.3333 | 0.07763 | 60 | 44 | 12 | 4 |
552 | I thought we agreed that you wouldn't bother me at my work. | 1.3333 | 0.18803 | 12 | 9 | 2 | 1 |
553 | I’m sorry, we don’t serve your kind of bread here. | 1.3333 | 0.18803 | 12 | 9 | 2 | 1 |
554 | I am not racist, but this is a gluten-free restaurant. | 1.3333 | 0.11433 | 18 | 12 | 6 | 0 |
555 | Oh, we don't actually have a diploma for you. We figured you'd been eaten by now or at least gone stale. | 1.3333 | 0.33333 | 6 | 5 | 0 | 1 |
556 | I get the feeling that you don't understand the purpose of Toast Masters. | 1.3333 | 0.22473 | 12 | 10 | 0 | 2 |
557 | We only serve baguette. | 1.3333 | 0.14213 | 12 | 8 | 4 | 0 |
558 | Well, without a reservation you’ll be sandwiched in between Table 3 and Table 4 | 1.3333 | 0.14213 | 12 | 8 | 4 | 0 |
559 | Rye, not black tie. | 1.3333 | 0.10360 | 33 | 22 | 7 | 2 |
560 | Sorry. Last time you left crumbs. | 1.3333 | 0.18803 | 12 | 9 | 2 | 1 |
561 | What up, homeslice? | 1.3333 | 0.18803 | 12 | 9 | 2 | 1 |
562 | We no longer serve toast. | 1.3333 | 0.18803 | 12 | 9 | 2 | 1 |
563 | I'm sorry, but we don't seat incomplete patties. | 1.3333 | 0.18803 | 12 | 9 | 2 | 1 |
564 | I guess you didn’t get the message about too many white bread waiters in this age of diversity. | 1.3333 | 0.18803 | 12 | 9 | 2 | 1 |
565 | You don't appear to have a reservation for tonight's jam session, sir. | 1.3333 | 0.13074 | 27 | 20 | 3 | 3 |
566 | Oh no! Toast! | 1.3333 | 0.18803 | 12 | 9 | 2 | 1 |
567 | How many in your loaf? | 1.3333 | 0.15936 | 15 | 11 | 3 | 1 |
568 | I presume you'll be dining open-faced tonight? | 1.3333 | 0.14213 | 12 | 8 | 4 | 0 |
569 | We've cut you off...you look toasted. | 1.3333 | 0.18803 | 12 | 9 | 2 | 1 |
570 | You said it was time for the toast? | 1.3333 | 0.13074 | 27 | 21 | 3 | 3 |
571 | I'm sorry sir. But, no pants, no service. | 1.3333 | 0.18803 | 12 | 9 | 2 | 1 |
572 | I’m sorry sir but we can’t seat you until your entire loaf arrives. | 1.3333 | 0.18803 | 12 | 9 | 2 | 1 |
573 | Sorry, it's jam packed in there. | 1.3333 | 0.18803 | 12 | 9 | 2 | 1 |
574 | The heel left an hour ago. | 1.3333 | 0.18803 | 12 | 9 | 2 | 1 |
575 | You're late. And you're not even buttered. | 1.3333 | 0.18803 | 12 | 9 | 2 | 1 |
576 | Chef? Exactly what kind of mushrooms were in that soup? | 1.3333 | 0.16169 | 18 | 14 | 2 | 2 |
577 | I’m sorry sir, but you can’t be seated until the rest of the loaf is here. | 1.3333 | 0.18803 | 12 | 9 | 2 | 1 |
578 | Pants are mandatory | 1.3333 | 0.18803 | 12 | 9 | 2 | 1 |
579 | I'm sure it is hard to find pants in your size, but rules are rules. | 1.3333 | 0.33333 | 6 | 5 | 0 | 1 |
580 | I’m sorry, but this event is strictly gluten-free. | 1.3333 | 0.18803 | 12 | 9 | 2 | 1 |
581 | She called to cancel... but if you like I can seat you open face at the bar. | 1.3333 | 0.09948 | 39 | 29 | 7 | 3 |
582 | Customers are complaining that you are a crummy waiter." | 1.3333 | 0.15936 | 15 | 11 | 3 | 1 |
583 | Your date was here. But she was spread with butter and eaten by a hungry customer. | 1.3333 | 0.18803 | 12 | 9 | 2 | 1 |
584 | Sorry, sir. Without a jacket, you're toast. | 1.3333 | 0.14213 | 12 | 8 | 4 | 0 |
585 | We don't serve fancy bread here. | 1.3333 | 0.18803 | 12 | 9 | 2 | 1 |
586 | The toast of the town? Never heard of him. | 1.3333 | 0.14003 | 18 | 13 | 4 | 1 |
587 | Oh, you're the one who's so late...she said you were toast! | 1.3289 | 0.07348 | 76 | 57 | 11 | 7 |
588 | I’m afraid you’re toast — we’re booked solid. | 1.3276 | 0.07123 | 58 | 42 | 12 | 3 |
589 | The Baguettes and the Croissants aren't here yet. You're the first to atrrive | 1.3261 | 0.06988 | 46 | 33 | 12 | 1 |
590 | I'm sorry sir, but we are a gluten free restaurant... | 1.3261 | 0.07648 | 46 | 35 | 10 | 1 |
591 | Sorry, you're not welcome back. Your comedy is a bit dry. | 1.3235 | 0.09173 | 34 | 26 | 6 | 2 |
592 | Our next speaker is a rye commentator on today's events. | 1.3226 | 0.11720 | 31 | 23 | 4 | 3 |
593 | If you drop any crumbs...you are toast! | 1.3226 | 0.10763 | 31 | 23 | 6 | 2 |
594 | I'm sorry the rest of my party is late. They are always loafing around. | 1.3226 | 0.10763 | 31 | 23 | 6 | 2 |
595 | I'm afraid we don't have a sport coat in your size | 1.3214 | 0.08988 | 28 | 19 | 9 | 0 |
596 | Well wonder no more | 1.3214 | 0.11563 | 28 | 21 | 5 | 2 |
597 | Miss Mayonnaise left with Mr. Tomato. | 1.3214 | 0.08101 | 56 | 39 | 10 | 4 |
598 | Do you want a gluten-free table? | 1.3214 | 0.10356 | 28 | 20 | 7 | 1 |
599 | I'm sorry sir, but our establishment is gluten-free. | 1.3200 | 0.12543 | 25 | 19 | 4 | 2 |
600 | Son, it's not about what you look like. It's about what you are made of. Sporting a handsome bowtie does not qualify you as artisan bread. | 1.3200 | 0.11136 | 25 | 19 | 2 | 2 |
601 | I'm very sorry but this just isn't going to pan out. | 1.3200 | 0.11136 | 25 | 18 | 6 | 1 |
602 | OH MY GOD, YOU ARE A NAKED PIECE OF BREAD!!! DO YOU HAVE NO SELF RESPECT?!? ARE YOU A NUDIST THAT LOVES BOWTIES?!? | 1.3200 | 0.11136 | 25 | 18 | 6 | 1 |
603 | I said I'd deliver a small toast. | 1.3200 | 0.05745 | 75 | 53 | 18 | 2 |
604 | Sorry, there are no toasters tonight, only toastmasters. | 1.3200 | 0.07251 | 50 | 35 | 14 | 1 |
605 | As a matter of fact, I can believe it’s not butter. | 1.3182 | 0.15270 | 22 | 18 | 1 | 3 |
606 | I'm not trying to get a rise out of you, but you're being kinda kneady. | 1.3171 | 0.06693 | 82 | 57 | 13 | 6 |
607 | It's indeed a lovely tie, sir, but I'm afraid you'll still need a jacket | 1.3158 | 0.15395 | 19 | 15 | 2 | 2 |
608 | You mean that tasty bit of crumpet who arrived alone? She waited about thirty minutes, then left with a crusty slice of pumpernickel. It appears, sir, your evening is toast. | 1.3158 | 0.13361 | 19 | 14 | 4 | 1 |
609 | I'm sorry, I see reservations under Rye, Wheat, and Wonder, but nothing under Melba. | 1.3158 | 0.13361 | 19 | 14 | 4 | 1 |
610 | I'm sorry, sir, but the only available table is in the gluten-free section. | 1.3158 | 0.10053 | 38 | 29 | 6 | 3 |
611 | You may be the toast of the town, but I still can't give you a table. | 1.3158 | 0.10053 | 38 | 27 | 5 | 3 |
612 | Sorry I can't seat you tonight we are totally jammed. | 1.3158 | 0.10956 | 19 | 13 | 6 | 0 |
613 | Oh, this is embarrassing. I said reservation for WHEAT. | 1.3134 | 0.06093 | 67 | 47 | 16 | 1 |
614 | I thought I was the toastmaster. | 1.3125 | 0.15052 | 16 | 12 | 3 | 1 |
615 | I apologize, sir, but as I said on the telephone, we are a gluten-free establishment" | 1.3125 | 0.11968 | 16 | 11 | 5 | 0 |
616 | Sorry sir, I haven't seen your butter come in yet... | 1.3103 | 0.12261 | 29 | 23 | 3 | 3 |
617 | We don't serve toast at this establishment. | 1.3103 | 0.08743 | 29 | 20 | 9 | 0 |
618 | I’m sorry, sir. That table has already filled up, and they blame you. | 1.3095 | 0.09929 | 42 | 33 | 5 | 4 |
619 | The Toastmaster's Club meeting has been moved to the cafeteria. | 1.3095 | 0.07220 | 42 | 32 | 9 | 1 |
620 | I’m sorry sir, but we have a black rye policy. | 1.3091 | 0.08154 | 55 | 42 | 9 | 4 |
621 | I'm sorry sir - we don't serve toast here... | 1.3077 | 0.17485 | 13 | 10 | 2 | 1 |
622 | I'm sorry. We're gluten free. | 1.3077 | 0.13323 | 13 | 9 | 4 | 0 |
623 | I'm sorry, no shirt, no shoes, no service | 1.3077 | 0.17485 | 13 | 10 | 2 | 1 |
624 | We're putting on a nice spread tonight. | 1.3077 | 0.13323 | 13 | 9 | 4 | 0 |
625 | Sorry, no Toastmasters Club Meeting scheduled for today. | 1.3077 | 0.09231 | 26 | 18 | 8 | 0 |
626 | Your late. You’ll be toast | 1.3077 | 0.17485 | 13 | 10 | 2 | 1 |
627 | When I heard the call for a toast, I thought it meant me. | 1.3077 | 0.09231 | 26 | 18 | 8 | 0 |
628 | Sir, I can't seat you until the rest of your loaf has arrived | 1.3077 | 0.17485 | 13 | 10 | 2 | 1 |
629 | I am sorry Sir, our gluten-free options are rather limited. | 1.3077 | 0.13323 | 13 | 9 | 4 | 0 |
630 | Looks like you? I'm afraid we've already served her. | 1.3077 | 0.17485 | 13 | 10 | 2 | 1 |
631 | I’m sorry sir. This is a gluten free establishment. | 1.3077 | 0.17485 | 13 | 10 | 2 | 1 |
632 | I’m sorry sir, the cheese said she prefers to stand alone. | 1.3077 | 0.17485 | 13 | 10 | 2 | 1 |
633 | Sorry sir, this restaurant serves white bread only. | 1.3077 | 0.17485 | 13 | 10 | 2 | 1 |
634 | Sorry, I don’t see carbs on the list. | 1.3077 | 0.17485 | 13 | 10 | 2 | 1 |
635 | You're going to knead to butter me up if you want a table!" | 1.3077 | 0.17485 | 13 | 10 | 2 | 1 |
636 | Sorry sir, we are a strictly gluten-free restaurant. | 1.3077 | 0.17485 | 13 | 10 | 2 | 1 |
637 | There is a party of baguettes ahead of you, but I will put your name down. | 1.3077 | 0.13323 | 13 | 9 | 4 | 0 |
638 | You better not let Chef see you without that apron or you'll be toast | 1.3077 | 0.17485 | 13 | 10 | 2 | 1 |
639 | They told me I was here to give a toast. | 1.3077 | 0.13323 | 13 | 9 | 4 | 0 |
640 | We can't seat you until your whole loaf arrives. | 1.3077 | 0.17485 | 13 | 10 | 2 | 1 |
641 | That’s the last time I drop acid before work.” | 1.3077 | 0.17485 | 13 | 10 | 2 | 1 |
642 | No Ms. Butter tonight? | 1.3077 | 0.13323 | 13 | 9 | 4 | 0 |
643 | Party of one-der-bread I presume? | 1.3077 | 0.09113 | 39 | 28 | 4 | 3 |
644 | I was just wondering if you served bread here. | 1.3077 | 0.17485 | 13 | 10 | 2 | 1 |
645 | I'm sorry. No dough, no service. | 1.3077 | 0.17485 | 13 | 10 | 2 | 1 |
646 | Sir, we only seat full loaves. | 1.3077 | 0.20831 | 13 | 11 | 0 | 2 |
647 | I'm sorry. This isn't a pop up restaurant. | 1.3077 | 0.17485 | 13 | 10 | 2 | 1 |
648 | I am sorry,but we are gluten free. | 1.3077 | 0.17485 | 13 | 10 | 2 | 1 |
649 | I’d make a ‘tuxedough’ joke, but you’d really need to see it written out. | 1.3077 | 0.17485 | 13 | 10 | 2 | 1 |
650 | Sorry, sir, at this hour we don't seat singles...you'll have to wait for the whole loaf." | 1.3077 | 0.17485 | 13 | 10 | 2 | 1 |
651 | Sorry, we don’t serve food here. | 1.3077 | 0.17485 | 13 | 10 | 2 | 1 |
652 | No reservation? You're chances are toast. | 1.3077 | 0.13323 | 13 | 9 | 4 | 0 |
653 | Two please. I'm waiting for my butter half. | 1.3077 | 0.17485 | 13 | 10 | 2 | 1 |
654 | The election results are in and I'm afraid you're toast | 1.3077 | 0.17485 | 13 | 10 | 2 | 1 |
655 | My apologies. We meant no offense when we said this place is the best thing since sliced bread. | 1.3077 | 0.13323 | 13 | 9 | 4 | 0 |
656 | Oh dear, we meant to order a champagne toast. | 1.3077 | 0.17485 | 13 | 10 | 2 | 1 |
657 | The Toastmasters meeting was LAST night | 1.3077 | 0.17485 | 13 | 10 | 2 | 1 |
658 | No matter how much he dressed up, Warren never got promoted to croissant. | 1.3077 | 0.17485 | 13 | 10 | 2 | 1 |
659 | No gluten, no fiber? No service! | 1.3077 | 0.13323 | 13 | 9 | 4 | 0 |
660 | Sorry,but we gave the last table to your butter half | 1.3077 | 0.17485 | 13 | 10 | 2 | 1 |
661 | Toast of the town or not you can't come in without a jacket. | 1.3077 | 0.17485 | 13 | 10 | 2 | 1 |
662 | Sorry sir, Toastmasters was last night. | 1.3077 | 0.17485 | 13 | 10 | 2 | 1 |
663 | I don't care if you're the toast of the town. I still can't seat you without a reservation. | 1.3077 | 0.13323 | 13 | 9 | 4 | 0 |
664 | I can sandwich your party in at 9:30 p.m. | 1.3077 | 0.17485 | 13 | 10 | 2 | 1 |
665 | The toaster isn't available until 9:00. | 1.3077 | 0.17485 | 13 | 10 | 2 | 1 |
666 | Our next speaker's talk: "Global Warming -- We're All Toast" | 1.3077 | 0.17485 | 13 | 10 | 2 | 1 |
667 | I'll see if I can sandwich you in. | 1.3077 | 0.13323 | 13 | 9 | 4 | 0 |
668 | Sorry, it’s a roast, not a toast. | 1.3077 | 0.13323 | 13 | 9 | 4 | 0 |
669 | Sorry. No shoes, no shirt, no service. | 1.3077 | 0.13323 | 13 | 9 | 4 | 0 |
670 | Only sandwiches allowed. | 1.3077 | 0.17485 | 13 | 10 | 2 | 1 |
671 | I'm sure the emcee announced it's time to give the toast. | 1.3077 | 0.17485 | 13 | 10 | 2 | 1 |
672 | Sorry, this restaurant is exclusively for the upper crust. | 1.3077 | 0.13323 | 13 | 9 | 4 | 0 |
673 | You're the last of your loaf to arrive. | 1.3077 | 0.13323 | 13 | 9 | 4 | 0 |
674 | Sorry, Sir. We only have a two slot, multi-grain table available. | 1.3077 | 0.13323 | 13 | 9 | 4 | 0 |
675 | Sorry Sir! No stag entry | 1.3077 | 0.20831 | 13 | 11 | 0 | 2 |
676 | Yes, you put on a tie. But you're still toast. | 1.3077 | 0.17485 | 13 | 10 | 2 | 1 |
677 | I can sandwich you in between five and five-thirty tomorrow. | 1.3077 | 0.13323 | 13 | 9 | 4 | 0 |
678 | I’m sorry, sir, we’ve already filled up on you. | 1.3077 | 0.17485 | 13 | 10 | 2 | 1 |
679 | Kitchen staff are supposed to come in through the back. | 1.3077 | 0.17485 | 13 | 10 | 2 | 1 |
680 | I'm sorry sir, but you cannot be seated until PB & J have arrived. | 1.3077 | 0.17485 | 13 | 10 | 2 | 1 |
681 | Sorry, sir. The bread baskets have already been served. | 1.3077 | 0.17485 | 13 | 10 | 2 | 1 |
682 | Table for one? Don’t you guys usually come in pairs? | 1.3077 | 0.17485 | 13 | 10 | 2 | 1 |
683 | Even so, you still have to wear pants. | 1.3077 | 0.17485 | 13 | 10 | 2 | 1 |
684 | I'm sorry Sir, but we only serve the upper crust here | 1.3077 | 0.17485 | 13 | 10 | 2 | 1 |
685 | And now I would like to introduce the founder of Toastmasters... | 1.3077 | 0.13323 | 13 | 9 | 4 | 0 |
686 | We haven’t been Pat O ‘Butter’s for years now. | 1.3077 | 0.13323 | 13 | 9 | 4 | 0 |
687 | I'm afraid that we only seat Artisanal. | 1.3077 | 0.17485 | 13 | 10 | 2 | 1 |
688 | I don’t think you want to go in there, sir - I’m afraid everything’s gone awry. | 1.3077 | 0.20831 | 13 | 11 | 0 | 2 |
689 | Table two ran out of bread. I think they want to see you in the back." | 1.3077 | 0.13323 | 13 | 9 | 4 | 0 |
690 | You’re just not the greatest thing anymore. | 1.3077 | 0.08025 | 52 | 39 | 10 | 3 |
691 | I’m sorry, this restaurant is now gluten-free. | 1.3077 | 0.13323 | 13 | 9 | 4 | 0 |
692 | But without this reservation, I'm toast! | 1.3077 | 0.13323 | 13 | 9 | 4 | 0 |
693 | Sorry sir, but clip ons are unacceptable. | 1.3077 | 0.17485 | 13 | 10 | 2 | 1 |
694 | I'm sorry sir but you'll have to wear more than just a bowtie to be seated. | 1.3077 | 0.13323 | 13 | 9 | 4 | 0 |
695 | You say you have reservations for how many slices? | 1.3077 | 0.17485 | 13 | 10 | 2 | 1 |
696 | And now I present the greatest thing, sliced bread. | 1.3077 | 0.17485 | 13 | 10 | 2 | 1 |
697 | I guess you misheard me when I mentioned that it was a celebrity roast. | 1.3077 | 0.06524 | 39 | 29 | 8 | 1 |
698 | It will take just a few minutes to seat the whole loaf. And to what will we be toasting this evening? | 1.3077 | 0.17485 | 13 | 10 | 2 | 1 |
699 | Sorry, sir, when we went gluten-free, that new policy was regarding the customers. | 1.3077 | 0.13323 | 13 | 9 | 4 | 0 |
700 | We reserve the right to refuse service to anyone without whole grains. | 1.3065 | 0.05436 | 62 | 45 | 14 | 1 |
701 | If it's any consolation, I do like the tie. | 1.3056 | 0.06690 | 36 | 26 | 9 | 0 |
702 | Our apologies but we only cater to the upper crust. Come back when you have more dough. | 1.3056 | 0.07786 | 36 | 26 | 6 | 1 |
703 | When I ask them that, it doesn't mean you can join them. | 1.3056 | 0.09611 | 36 | 26 | 7 | 2 |
704 | Yes, you have a tie, but crust isn't a jacket ... and, sorry, trousers are also required. | 1.3056 | 0.09611 | 36 | 27 | 7 | 2 |
705 | I am sorry sir, but we’ll have to wait for the rest of your loaf to arrive | 1.3043 | 0.07531 | 23 | 17 | 6 | 0 |
706 | Sorry, gluten-free only! | 1.3043 | 0.11652 | 23 | 17 | 5 | 1 |
707 | I can sandwich you in between the Cheese's and the Meat's in the club section, if that's ok? | 1.3043 | 0.13240 | 23 | 18 | 3 | 2 |
708 | The big cheese is seated already. | 1.3043 | 0.07531 | 46 | 32 | 12 | 0 |
709 | I’m sorry sir, we have a strict no crust policy. | 1.3023 | 0.07829 | 43 | 33 | 7 | 2 |
710 | Yes, a tie is required. But, you must also be dressed. | 1.3000 | 0.15275 | 10 | 7 | 3 | 0 |
711 | You’ll need more dough to dine here. | 1.3000 | 0.21344 | 10 | 8 | 1 | 1 |
712 | Sorry, it’s just protocol. We only serve toast at breakfast. | 1.3000 | 0.15275 | 10 | 7 | 3 | 0 |
713 | I'm here to improve my communications skills with the toastmasters association! | 1.3000 | 0.15275 | 10 | 7 | 3 | 0 |
714 | OK, but I just don't want to be toasted | 1.3000 | 0.15275 | 10 | 7 | 3 | 0 |
715 | We're full tonight, but you can have a toaster at the bar. | 1.3000 | 0.21344 | 10 | 8 | 1 | 1 |
716 | I’m so embarrassed. The invitation said, “Black Tie Only”. | 1.3000 | 0.15275 | 10 | 7 | 3 | 0 |
717 | Sorry. The Toastmasters meeting was yesterday. | 1.3000 | 0.15275 | 10 | 7 | 3 | 0 |
718 | Will Ms. Butter be joining you? | 1.3000 | 0.21344 | 10 | 8 | 1 | 1 |
719 | I'm sorry, but you still need a jacket. | 1.3000 | 0.15275 | 10 | 7 | 3 | 0 |
720 | It's not that kind of club. | 1.3000 | 0.15275 | 10 | 7 | 3 | 0 |
721 | Does the greatest idea in history need a reservation? | 1.3000 | 0.15275 | 10 | 7 | 3 | 0 |
722 | No, I checked it again. Today is Rotary, Toastmasters is Thursday. | 1.3000 | 0.15275 | 10 | 7 | 3 | 0 |
723 | I'm sorry, Melba. Your Sloppy Joe has not yet arrived. | 1.3000 | 0.07693 | 50 | 36 | 10 | 2 |
724 | Yes, your date was seated before you, sir, but I regret to inform you there was a crouton shortage in the kitchen. | 1.3000 | 0.10881 | 30 | 23 | 4 | 2 |
725 | Sorry, but there’s no ‘End Piece’ on the list. | 1.3000 | 0.15275 | 10 | 7 | 3 | 0 |
726 | I apologize sir, but grey poupon is required attire. | 1.3000 | 0.21344 | 10 | 8 | 1 | 1 |
727 | You say you made a reservation, but I suspect that you're full of bologna. | 1.3000 | 0.15275 | 10 | 7 | 3 | 0 |
728 | Sorry sir, it's strictly black rye only. | 1.3000 | 0.07628 | 60 | 49 | 6 | 5 |
729 | Yes, she was here earlier, but got toasted and left with the rye. | 1.3000 | 0.21344 | 10 | 8 | 1 | 1 |
730 | Table for one slice. | 1.3000 | 0.15275 | 10 | 7 | 3 | 0 |
731 | I'm afraid you're fired Pierre, I just can't put up with your loafing any more. | 1.3000 | 0.15275 | 10 | 7 | 3 | 0 |
732 | I'm sorry sir, but our dress code requires a jacket as well as tie." | 1.3000 | 0.15275 | 10 | 7 | 3 | 0 |
733 | I'm sorry sir, but a coat is also required | 1.3000 | 0.15275 | 10 | 7 | 3 | 0 |
734 | I'm sorry, sir, but I don't see 'Croque Monsieur' on the menu tonight. | 1.3000 | 0.21344 | 10 | 8 | 1 | 1 |
735 | Sir, all of our dinners are served with complementary bread. We do not give a discount if one orders dinner without bread. | 1.3000 | 0.15275 | 10 | 7 | 3 | 0 |
736 | Sorry, everything we serve is gluten-free. | 1.3000 | 0.15275 | 10 | 7 | 3 | 0 |
737 | Nice bow tie but I can still see your buns | 1.3000 | 0.15275 | 10 | 7 | 3 | 0 |
738 | Sir, would you like a table with or without a toaster? | 1.3000 | 0.21344 | 10 | 8 | 1 | 1 |
739 | I can seat you near the toaster. | 1.3000 | 0.15275 | 10 | 7 | 3 | 0 |
740 | How the...? There is no way I'm parking whatever the hell you drove here. | 1.3000 | 0.15275 | 10 | 7 | 3 | 0 |
741 | Tables 3, 7, and 11 are all complaining about the lack of croutons in their salads | 1.3000 | 0.15275 | 10 | 7 | 3 | 0 |
742 | I'm sorry sir. You can't just pop up and expect to be seated right away. | 1.3000 | 0.15275 | 10 | 7 | 3 | 0 |
743 | How many in your loaf, sir? | 1.3000 | 0.15275 | 10 | 7 | 3 | 0 |
744 | Under the reservation for "BUTTER" | 1.3000 | 0.15275 | 10 | 7 | 3 | 0 |
745 | Sorry but we thought a table for Mr. Wry was a joke. | 1.3000 | 0.15275 | 10 | 7 | 3 | 0 |
746 | Wheat? We don't serve your kind. | 1.3000 | 0.15275 | 10 | 7 | 3 | 0 |
747 | The votes are in, looks like we have a tie. | 1.3000 | 0.15275 | 10 | 7 | 3 | 0 |
748 | And of course, you being the best man will offer the first toast. | 1.2973 | 0.08547 | 37 | 32 | 2 | 3 |
749 | Sorry, sir, this evening is white tie, black tux. | 1.2963 | 0.10425 | 27 | 20 | 6 | 1 |
750 | Sorry, but you can't come in here already toasted. | 1.2963 | 0.08955 | 27 | 20 | 5 | 1 |
751 | The Rye-Supremacists rally outside is a disgrace | 1.2963 | 0.10425 | 27 | 20 | 6 | 1 |
752 | Yes, we have your reserved table ready, but unfortunately jackets are required for all guests. | 1.2963 | 0.08955 | 27 | 19 | 8 | 0 |
753 | I'm sorry, I have nothing for a Dr. Pumpernickel. | 1.2963 | 0.06120 | 27 | 20 | 7 | 0 |
754 | What’s one more slice in the scheme of things? | 1.2955 | 0.08340 | 44 | 33 | 8 | 2 |
755 | Sorry, we stopped serving bread last month. | 1.2955 | 0.02475 | 44 | 39 | 5 | 0 |
756 | How many in your party Mr. Loaf? | 1.2955 | 0.07680 | 44 | 36 | 5 | 3 |
757 | I think research is going to have to look at a new mousetrap | 1.2941 | 0.09928 | 34 | 26 | 6 | 2 |
758 | Gluten or gluten-free? | 1.2941 | 0.11391 | 17 | 11 | 5 | 0 |
759 | And now, our sad toast story from the Moth Radio Hour. | 1.2941 | 0.09928 | 34 | 26 | 6 | 2 |
760 | I"m sorry sir, but we don't serve toast after 12. | 1.2941 | 0.09928 | 34 | 24 | 6 | 2 |
761 | Two slots or four, sir? | 1.2941 | 0.14258 | 17 | 13 | 3 | 1 |
762 | I'm sorry, we're going to have to let you go. We've gone keto. | 1.2941 | 0.14258 | 17 | 13 | 3 | 1 |
763 | As Mr. Sunbeam has made it plain in his resonant performance, we're all toast. | 1.2941 | 0.14258 | 17 | 13 | 3 | 1 |
764 | I’m sorry sir, but we have a strict gluten free policy | 1.2941 | 0.11391 | 17 | 12 | 5 | 0 |
765 | Who did you say called for a toast? | 1.2941 | 0.11391 | 17 | 12 | 5 | 0 |
766 | I honestly do not know how to serve you, sir. | 1.2927 | 0.07997 | 41 | 29 | 10 | 1 |
767 | Thanks god is taco day | 1.2923 | 0.07180 | 65 | 50 | 10 | 4 |
768 | Food delivery is in the back. | 1.2917 | 0.08400 | 48 | 37 | 8 | 3 |
769 | A bread man walking, he was persona non grata at all the black tie events. | 1.2903 | 0.08287 | 31 | 23 | 6 | 0 |
770 | We have received a pain perdu alert. | 1.2903 | 0.08287 | 31 | 23 | 6 | 1 |
771 | You're here to deliver the wedding toast? | 1.2903 | 0.09497 | 31 | 23 | 6 | 1 |
772 | Bread Alone, huh? No, I don't think I live by you... | 1.2903 | 0.03279 | 31 | 24 | 7 | 0 |
773 | I see you have a tie, but our policy is, “No pants, you’re toast” | 1.2885 | 0.07438 | 52 | 38 | 10 | 2 |
774 | Who farted? | 1.2885 | 0.08391 | 52 | 40 | 7 | 4 |
775 | Elon cannot be serious about this... | 1.2857 | 0.28571 | 7 | 6 | 0 | 1 |
776 | We no longer serve carbs. | 1.2857 | 0.12529 | 14 | 10 | 4 | 0 |
777 | Sorry, Sir, but if you want seating without a reservation, you're toast! | 1.2857 | 0.16336 | 14 | 11 | 2 | 1 |
778 | My apologies, Sir, but our dress code requires shoes. | 1.2857 | 0.18443 | 7 | 5 | 2 | 0 |
779 | I'm sorry sir, but your reservation is toast. | 1.2857 | 0.09199 | 42 | 32 | 6 | 3 |
780 | Nice disguise, but get back to the kitchen before I call security. | 1.2857 | 0.28571 | 7 | 6 | 0 | 1 |
781 | You’re late-trouble rising again? | 1.2857 | 0.12529 | 14 | 10 | 4 | 0 |
782 | Sorry, I can't seat you until your whole loaf arrives. | 1.2857 | 0.28571 | 7 | 6 | 0 | 1 |
783 | I’m sorry, you can’t be seated until the rest of your sandwich is here. | 1.2857 | 0.12529 | 14 | 10 | 4 | 0 |
784 | I know you’re here for Toastmasters, but it isn’t what you think it is. | 1.2857 | 0.12529 | 14 | 10 | 4 | 0 |
785 | Can you please tell me why people are saying "Trump is toast!"? | 1.2857 | 0.16336 | 14 | 11 | 2 | 1 |
786 | I can't seat you until the rest of your sandwich is here. | 1.2857 | 0.12529 | 14 | 10 | 4 | 0 |
787 | But if your date doesn't show up by eight, she's toast. | 1.2857 | 0.28571 | 7 | 6 | 0 | 1 |
788 | I have no doubt you are the toast of the town, sir, but without a jacket you’re just toast. | 1.2857 | 0.12529 | 14 | 10 | 4 | 0 |
789 | She left and you’re toast. | 1.2857 | 0.12529 | 14 | 10 | 4 | 0 |
790 | Table for one please, the rest of my group is loafing. | 1.2857 | 0.12529 | 14 | 10 | 4 | 0 |
791 | You must have been loafing. Your reservation was at 6 | 1.2857 | 0.12529 | 14 | 10 | 4 | 0 |
792 | Well, yes, we do cater to Manhattan’s upper crust, but... | 1.2857 | 0.12529 | 14 | 10 | 4 | 0 |
793 | I’m sorry, but we’re a gluten-free establishment and you might trigger some of our clientele. | 1.2857 | 0.12529 | 14 | 10 | 4 | 0 |
794 | Sir, I apologize. This show is open only to the upper crust. | 1.2857 | 0.12529 | 14 | 10 | 4 | 0 |
795 | I sorry but we only serve non-gluten bread. | 1.2857 | 0.12529 | 14 | 10 | 4 | 0 |
796 | I told you that if you didn't get here by six you'd be toast. | 1.2857 | 0.07078 | 56 | 42 | 12 | 2 |
797 | We can't seat you until all the slices in your loaf are here. | 1.2857 | 0.28571 | 7 | 6 | 0 | 1 |
798 | And our next speaker is Toast. | 1.2857 | 0.12529 | 14 | 10 | 4 | 0 |
799 | You need butter too. | 1.2857 | 0.08694 | 28 | 22 | 5 | 1 |
800 | Sorry, we stopped serving bread ages ago. | 1.2857 | 0.12529 | 14 | 10 | 4 | 0 |
801 | We have received numerous complaints about you from our gluten-free guests. | 1.2857 | 0.12529 | 14 | 10 | 4 | 0 |
802 | Will you be staying for the toast? | 1.2857 | 0.28571 | 7 | 6 | 0 | 1 |
803 | Well, we’re pretty full, but I’ll try to sandwich you in somewhere. | 1.2857 | 0.14046 | 21 | 17 | 2 | 2 |
804 | Your table is ready, sir. Your waiter will be right over with a basket of our fresh-baked--my apologies, sir--with a basket of nothing. | 1.2857 | 0.16336 | 14 | 11 | 2 | 1 |
805 | I'm afraid you don't have enough dough to speak at the Fortune 500 Toastmasters Club. | 1.2857 | 0.10102 | 28 | 21 | 6 | 1 |
806 | Nice bow tie but... No Shirt, No Shoes, No Service | 1.2857 | 0.12529 | 14 | 10 | 4 | 0 |
807 | Looks like we won't be toasting you tonight. | 1.2857 | 0.12529 | 14 | 10 | 4 | 0 |
808 | Ladies and Gentlemen, introducing the recently impeached and former President of The United States ... | 1.2857 | 0.12529 | 14 | 10 | 4 | 0 |
809 | Would you prefer a booth or a toaster? | 1.2857 | 0.28571 | 7 | 6 | 0 | 1 |
810 | I’m sorry but you will need a jacket. And pants and shoes. | 1.2857 | 0.16336 | 14 | 11 | 2 | 1 |
811 | I'm sorry, you just missed the important kneading. | 1.2857 | 0.12529 | 14 | 10 | 4 | 0 |
812 | I'm sorry, but a bread boy is all you'll ever be in this establishment. | 1.2857 | 0.28571 | 7 | 6 | 0 | 1 |
813 | The tie is nice, but you still need a shirt and shoes. | 1.2857 | 0.16336 | 14 | 11 | 2 | 1 |
814 | I’m spread pretty thin right now. | 1.2857 | 0.16336 | 14 | 11 | 2 | 1 |
815 | I'm sorry, sir, but gentlemen are required to wear a jacket. | 1.2857 | 0.12529 | 14 | 10 | 4 | 0 |
816 | I’m sorry sir, there’s no reservation here for the Earl of Sandwich. | 1.2857 | 0.16336 | 14 | 11 | 2 | 1 |
817 | Table for one or will there be a whole loaf? | 1.2857 | 0.16336 | 14 | 11 | 2 | 1 |
818 | Forget it pal, this is LA. | 1.2857 | 0.28571 | 7 | 6 | 0 | 1 |
819 | I have a small space if you don’t mind being jammed. | 1.2857 | 0.18443 | 7 | 5 | 2 | 0 |
820 | Sorry, No Shoes. No Jam. No Service. But nice bow tie. | 1.2857 | 0.16336 | 14 | 11 | 2 | 1 |
821 | Hmmm, Toastmasters . . . yes, they're meeting in the back, but you're early. | 1.2857 | 0.07835 | 42 | 30 | 10 | 1 |
822 | Toastmasters? Why, no that was last night. | 1.2857 | 0.16336 | 14 | 11 | 2 | 1 |
823 | I’m sorry sir but under no circumstance can I sit you in the gluten-free section. | 1.2857 | 0.12529 | 14 | 10 | 4 | 0 |
824 | Our next guest will speak on the benefits of a gluten-free diet. | 1.2857 | 0.07143 | 49 | 36 | 12 | 1 |
825 | I'm sorry, our policy is Baguette and tie." | 1.2857 | 0.16336 | 14 | 11 | 2 | 1 |
826 | How do you want to be served? | 1.2857 | 0.16336 | 14 | 11 | 2 | 1 |
827 | No Toast, Sir. This is a Roast. | 1.2826 | 0.08024 | 46 | 35 | 9 | 2 |
828 | No shirt, no shoes, no service, buddy. Ties don't count! | 1.2826 | 0.08024 | 46 | 35 | 9 | 2 |
829 | I suppose you’re the new Toastmaster? | 1.2821 | 0.08960 | 39 | 30 | 7 | 2 |
830 | Sorry sir, but the toast was an hour ago | 1.2821 | 0.07300 | 39 | 27 | 8 | 1 |
831 | I’m sorry, that’s not what we meant by Toastmasters” | 1.2821 | 0.07300 | 39 | 31 | 5 | 2 |
832 | Very sorry sir... This function is for the upper crust only. | 1.2821 | 0.10357 | 39 | 32 | 3 | 4 |
833 | I'm sorry, sir, but I can't let you in without avocado. | 1.2821 | 0.08172 | 39 | 31 | 6 | 2 |
834 | Tonight's guest speaker is an entrepreneur, a philanthropist, and frankly the best thing since himself. | 1.2800 | 0.10832 | 25 | 19 | 5 | 1 |
835 | I’ll challah when your table’s ready... | 1.2800 | 0.10832 | 25 | 19 | 5 | 1 |
836 | Sir, if you have enough bread on you, I can get you a window seat. | 1.2800 | 0.10832 | 25 | 19 | 5 | 1 |
837 | I'm sorry, sir, I can only seat parties of two in the toaster section. | 1.2800 | 0.07581 | 50 | 38 | 10 | 2 |
838 | Only our bow ties match, our fates don't! | 1.2794 | 0.05066 | 68 | 53 | 12 | 2 |
839 | Sorry, it’s Bagel Night and you’re toast | 1.2791 | 0.06921 | 43 | 30 | 12 | 0 |
840 | Sir, this is an Atkins restaurant--we don't serve bread. | 1.2787 | 0.06666 | 61 | 45 | 12 | 1 |
841 | Abhh...the power of cheese! | 1.2778 | 0.13541 | 18 | 14 | 3 | 1 |
842 | Sorry, but we’ve gone keto. | 1.2778 | 0.13541 | 18 | 13 | 3 | 1 |
843 | I'm sorry sir, I can't toast you until all of your party arrives | 1.2778 | 0.05057 | 36 | 30 | 5 | 0 |
844 | I'm sorry sir, but you look a little too toasted! | 1.2778 | 0.13541 | 18 | 14 | 3 | 1 |
845 | You'll also need a jacket. | 1.2778 | 0.08555 | 36 | 29 | 5 | 2 |
846 | I’m sorry, sir. I realize you’re the toast of the town, but we don’t serve breakfast after 10:00am. | 1.2778 | 0.13541 | 18 | 14 | 3 | 1 |
847 | I'm sorry sir, but heels are required. | 1.2778 | 0.10863 | 18 | 13 | 5 | 0 |
848 | Unfortunately the restaurant is gluten free now. | 1.2778 | 0.15771 | 18 | 15 | 1 | 2 |
849 | No host or toast this year. | 1.2778 | 0.07199 | 54 | 40 | 10 | 1 |
850 | Sorry sir, we are a gluten free restaurant. | 1.2759 | 0.06835 | 29 | 24 | 4 | 1 |
851 | Sorry, you don't have the dough. | 1.2759 | 0.06411 | 58 | 43 | 14 | 1 |
852 | And now. Here is this evening's toastmaster. | 1.2759 | 0.10982 | 29 | 23 | 4 | 2 |
853 | Unfortunately, you're confused about Toastmasters International. | 1.2759 | 0.10982 | 29 | 23 | 4 | 2 |
854 | Sir this isn't a tanning salon, it's a restaurant. | 1.2759 | 0.06835 | 29 | 23 | 5 | 0 |
855 | Sorry sir, our attire is strictly keto. | 1.2750 | 0.02532 | 40 | 36 | 4 | 0 |
856 | 5 minutes in and he’s already in better control of the missile than Trump. | 1.2727 | 0.14084 | 11 | 8 | 3 | 0 |
857 | Would you prefer a light or dark setting? | 1.2727 | 0.19498 | 11 | 9 | 1 | 1 |
858 | Buttering me up won’t do you any good. | 1.2727 | 0.11736 | 22 | 17 | 4 | 1 |
859 | I assume you won't need the gluten free menu? | 1.2727 | 0.14084 | 11 | 8 | 3 | 0 |
860 | Excuse me, is this the local Toastmasters meeting? | 1.2727 | 0.19498 | 11 | 9 | 1 | 1 |
861 | Frankly, it's your attitude, not our dress code. | 1.2727 | 0.19498 | 11 | 9 | 1 | 1 |
862 | Gluten free? | 1.2727 | 0.14084 | 11 | 8 | 3 | 0 |
863 | I'm sorry,we don't serve toast after 11. | 1.2727 | 0.14084 | 11 | 8 | 3 | 0 |
864 | Actually, we might be able to slot you in. | 1.2727 | 0.14084 | 11 | 8 | 3 | 0 |
865 | Ms. Butter cancelled your reservation. You're toast. | 1.2727 | 0.19498 | 11 | 9 | 1 | 1 |
866 | I don't care WHAT you're the best thing since, we're full. | 1.2727 | 0.07530 | 44 | 35 | 6 | 2 |
867 | I'm sorry sir but only white bread is allowed. | 1.2727 | 0.19498 | 11 | 9 | 1 | 1 |
868 | I'm afraid we can't seat you until your whole loaf arrives. | 1.2727 | 0.14084 | 11 | 8 | 3 | 0 |
869 | I'm sorry, but the Toastmasters meet on Thursday | 1.2727 | 0.14084 | 11 | 8 | 3 | 0 |
870 | Well, well, well. It's the asshole who's screwing my wife. You're toast. | 1.2727 | 0.14084 | 11 | 8 | 3 | 0 |
871 | I thought the invite said black rye... | 1.2727 | 0.19498 | 11 | 8 | 1 | 1 |
872 | Sorry, breadbox is full. | 1.2727 | 0.14084 | 11 | 8 | 3 | 0 |
873 | So this is what she meant by “I have a bun in the oven”. | 1.2727 | 0.14084 | 11 | 8 | 3 | 0 |
874 | Yes but if Avocado swept left there’s no match made in heaven here tonight. | 1.2727 | 0.14084 | 11 | 8 | 3 | 0 |
875 | The black tie gets you in, but the burnt sides keeps you out | 1.2727 | 0.19498 | 11 | 9 | 1 | 1 |
876 | This is not going to end well for you..... | 1.2727 | 0.14084 | 11 | 8 | 3 | 0 |
877 | I'm sorry sir, but we can't serve you it is apparent that you are already toasted. | 1.2727 | 0.11736 | 22 | 16 | 4 | 1 |
878 | Sorry, but we stopped serving bread here a couple months ago. | 1.2727 | 0.14084 | 11 | 8 | 3 | 0 |
879 | Anyway you slice it, we're a no carb establishment. | 1.2727 | 0.14084 | 11 | 8 | 3 | 0 |
880 | I'm so very sorry. We did everything we could, but your family family didn't make it past the first course. | 1.2727 | 0.14084 | 11 | 8 | 3 | 0 |
881 | You will be offering the toast. | 1.2727 | 0.14084 | 11 | 8 | 3 | 0 |
882 | My reservation is under Toastmasters | 1.2727 | 0.14084 | 11 | 8 | 3 | 0 |
883 | I'm sorry, sir, you need a jacket. | 1.2727 | 0.19498 | 11 | 9 | 1 | 1 |
884 | I'm sorry sir,this restaurant cannot make you a sandwich unless you've brought a date | 1.2727 | 0.19498 | 11 | 9 | 1 | 1 |
885 | I'm afraid we don't have a table big enough for an entire loaf. | 1.2727 | 0.09993 | 33 | 26 | 5 | 2 |
886 | And now, the toast of the town.... | 1.2727 | 0.14084 | 11 | 8 | 3 | 0 |
887 | We can plate you in the next 5 minutes | 1.2727 | 0.14084 | 11 | 8 | 3 | 0 |
888 | They said "give a toast," not toast yourself. | 1.2727 | 0.14084 | 11 | 8 | 3 | 0 |
889 | Sorry, this restaurant serves only gluten-free. | 1.2727 | 0.14084 | 11 | 8 | 3 | 0 |
890 | It isn't that you're not well-bred, it's that you're, well, bread! | 1.2727 | 0.14084 | 11 | 8 | 3 | 0 |
891 | I'M SORRY BUT WE HAVE NO RESERVATION FOR THE EARL OF SANDWICH | 1.2727 | 0.14084 | 11 | 8 | 3 | 0 |
892 | Sorry, but you're no longer the greatest thing. | 1.2727 | 0.14084 | 11 | 8 | 3 | 0 |
893 | Bread service is not included. | 1.2727 | 0.14084 | 11 | 8 | 3 | 0 |
894 | We can put you between ham and cheese, OK? | 1.2727 | 0.14084 | 11 | 8 | 3 | 0 |
895 | What do you mean since 'sliced bread'? | 1.2727 | 0.14084 | 11 | 8 | 3 | 0 |
896 | Complimentary bread is served, but bread is not complimentarily served. | 1.2727 | 0.14084 | 11 | 8 | 3 | 0 |
897 | Will you wheat here? I mean wait here? | 1.2727 | 0.19498 | 11 | 9 | 1 | 1 |
898 | You're thinking of Toastmasters. This is A.A. | 1.2727 | 0.14084 | 11 | 8 | 3 | 0 |
899 | fuck, i thought the person taking my job’d be an immigrant or trans or something else i’m scared of. but you’re a perfect metaphor for my shitty understanding of America. have the people pushing both bigotry and radical free market policy lied to me? | 1.2727 | 0.19498 | 11 | 9 | 1 | 1 |
900 | You're too late - the toast has already been given. | 1.2727 | 0.19498 | 11 | 9 | 1 | 1 |
901 | Loaf, party of 30?" We'll need your entire group present before we can seat you | 1.2727 | 0.14084 | 11 | 8 | 3 | 0 |
902 | I am afraid we are a gluten-free establishment. | 1.2727 | 0.19498 | 11 | 9 | 1 | 1 |
903 | Thanks for coming, but this is a roast... | 1.2727 | 0.14084 | 11 | 8 | 3 | 0 |
904 | Your reservation is being delayed by a fire in the kitchen toaster. | 1.2727 | 0.19498 | 11 | 9 | 1 | 1 |
905 | Sorry sir, Artisanal bread only! | 1.2727 | 0.09719 | 22 | 15 | 6 | 0 |
906 | Both stood in shock as they each individually humiliated over their misinterpretation of “Toastmasters”. | 1.2727 | 0.14084 | 11 | 8 | 3 | 0 |
907 | I'm sorry sir, but our dining room is gluten free. | 1.2727 | 0.14084 | 11 | 8 | 3 | 0 |
908 | Get back in the kitchen, you can't fool me with that black tie. | 1.2727 | 0.19498 | 11 | 9 | 1 | 1 |
909 | No toast, no seat. | 1.2727 | 0.14084 | 11 | 8 | 3 | 0 |
910 | This is a zero tolerance event, sir. You look completely baked. | 1.2727 | 0.14084 | 11 | 8 | 3 | 0 |
911 | I don't think you will like our spread. | 1.2727 | 0.19498 | 11 | 9 | 1 | 1 |
912 | You are just in time for the Jam session. | 1.2727 | 0.14084 | 11 | 8 | 3 | 0 |
913 | I can’t seat you until the rest of the loaf arrives. | 1.2727 | 0.19498 | 11 | 9 | 1 | 1 |
914 | Well this is embarrassing. We’re wearing the same tie. | 1.2727 | 0.14084 | 11 | 8 | 3 | 0 |
915 | I'm sorry, sir, but the Toastmasters meeting has been canceled for tonight. | 1.2727 | 0.14084 | 11 | 8 | 3 | 0 |
916 | I'm sorry. I can't seat you until the rest of the sandwich gets here. | 1.2727 | 0.19498 | 11 | 9 | 1 | 1 |
917 | No, bring your own BOOZE not bread! | 1.2727 | 0.14084 | 11 | 8 | 3 | 0 |
918 | I am sorry we do not have a jacket you can borrow, and you will need pants as well. | 1.2727 | 0.14084 | 11 | 8 | 3 | 0 |
919 | I can't seat you until your patty arrives. | 1.2727 | 0.14084 | 11 | 8 | 3 | 0 |
920 | I'm afraid we're a gluten-free establishment. | 1.2727 | 0.14084 | 11 | 8 | 3 | 0 |
921 | Will you be checking your crust? | 1.2727 | 0.19498 | 11 | 9 | 1 | 1 |
922 | Same dress code. But now we're gluten-free. Sorry. | 1.2708 | 0.07730 | 48 | 36 | 9 | 2 |
923 | Here the best man makes the toast. | 1.2698 | 0.06482 | 63 | 48 | 12 | 2 |
924 | Sorry. Toastmasters met last Monday. | 1.2692 | 0.08871 | 26 | 21 | 4 | 1 |
925 | All rise. | 1.2692 | 0.08871 | 26 | 19 | 7 | 0 |
926 | Welcome to Toastmasters. | 1.2667 | 0.15327 | 15 | 12 | 2 | 1 |
927 | I'm sorry, Sir, but you can't be seated until the rest of your loaf arrives. | 1.2667 | 0.18170 | 15 | 13 | 0 | 2 |
928 | Sorry, the formal toast has already been given. | 1.2667 | 0.11819 | 15 | 11 | 4 | 0 |
929 | No, I'm not buttering you up, the wait is just 15 minutes | 1.2667 | 0.18170 | 15 | 13 | 0 | 2 |
930 | I appreciate you following the dress code but unfortunately this is strictly an Italian restaurant. We only serve Italian bread. | 1.2667 | 0.18170 | 15 | 13 | 0 | 2 |
931 | I'm sorry, we guarantee our diners that this venue is gluten free. | 1.2667 | 0.06229 | 60 | 47 | 11 | 2 |
932 | Jelly and Butter had to leave and said you would understand. | 1.2667 | 0.11819 | 15 | 11 | 4 | 0 |
933 | She came in with Avocado, Toasty... I'm so sorry. | 1.2667 | 0.15327 | 15 | 12 | 2 | 1 |
934 | Sorry, don't serve Gluten free. | 1.2667 | 0.11819 | 15 | 11 | 4 | 0 |
935 | Yours was the Wonder Bread truck, right? | 1.2632 | 0.12892 | 19 | 15 | 3 | 1 |
936 | Sorry, I'm afraid this restaurant is gluten-free only | 1.2632 | 0.12892 | 19 | 15 | 3 | 1 |
937 | Are you looking for your master? | 1.2623 | 0.06141 | 61 | 50 | 8 | 3 |
938 | So, you say the Toastmasters have been toasting you? | 1.2619 | 0.08389 | 42 | 32 | 7 | 2 |
939 | But they asked me to give the toast! | 1.2609 | 0.12911 | 23 | 19 | 2 | 2 |
940 | You'll have to wait until the Big Cheese is here to be seated. | 1.2593 | 0.10117 | 27 | 20 | 5 | 1 |
941 | Sorry, Sir, the bow tie is a nice touch but you are still toast! | 1.2593 | 0.10117 | 27 | 22 | 2 | 2 |
942 | You can take a seat at the bar. The room for the Toastmasters event will be open in 30 minutes. | 1.2593 | 0.08594 | 27 | 22 | 4 | 1 |
943 | If you're so great why aren't you on the list? | 1.2581 | 0.09237 | 31 | 24 | 5 | 1 |
944 | Sorry. We don't have a reservation for BreadBob NoPants. | 1.2581 | 0.10336 | 31 | 25 | 4 | 2 |
945 | Sorry, we just haven’t had many requests for toast since New Year’s. | 1.2581 | 0.09237 | 31 | 24 | 6 | 1 |
946 | Table 5 has been complaining about the crumby service again. | 1.2571 | 0.09476 | 35 | 29 | 2 | 3 |
947 | This only happens with the Gruyere | 1.2500 | 0.13056 | 12 | 9 | 3 | 0 |
948 | I’m sorry—we don’t have a slot for you. | 1.2500 | 0.14434 | 16 | 13 | 2 | 1 |
949 | I’m sorry, sir. You need a jacket to dine here. The bow tie will not suffice. | 1.2500 | 0.13056 | 12 | 9 | 3 | 0 |
950 | You're here for the Toastmasters Meeting, I presume? | 1.2500 | 0.13056 | 12 | 9 | 3 | 0 |
951 | I am sorry Sir, but we are a gluten free establishment | 1.2500 | 0.16366 | 8 | 6 | 2 | 0 |
952 | Sorry, no seating until your entire loaf arrives. | 1.2500 | 0.16366 | 8 | 6 | 2 | 0 |
953 | Sorry, there is no reservation for a Mr. Wonder. | 1.2500 | 0.16366 | 8 | 6 | 2 | 0 |
954 | I am so sorry but the restaurant has been entirely booked tonight for the Naan family reunion. | 1.2500 | 0.17078 | 16 | 14 | 0 | 2 |
955 | It's not because you're white bread, Mr. Carlson. We are just booked for the evening. | 1.2500 | 0.25000 | 8 | 7 | 0 | 1 |
956 | I'm sorry sir. The Toast Masters banquet is tomorrow night. | 1.2500 | 0.08704 | 12 | 10 | 2 | 0 |
957 | Sorry, we are already jammed for tonight. | 1.2500 | 0.16366 | 8 | 6 | 2 | 0 |
958 | A nice warm table please | 1.2500 | 0.16366 | 8 | 6 | 2 | 0 |
959 | First we'll need you to sign a waiver... | 1.2500 | 0.25000 | 8 | 7 | 0 | 1 |
960 | Tonight, the special is avocado toast. | 1.2500 | 0.16366 | 8 | 6 | 2 | 0 |
961 | Sir, we’ll seat you when the rest of your pack arrives. | 1.2500 | 0.16366 | 8 | 6 | 2 | 0 |
962 | I’m sorry sir, but our dress code stipulates wearing an avocado. | 1.2500 | 0.16366 | 8 | 6 | 2 | 0 |
963 | You may order full menu at the bar, but our other guests won’t stand for even the sight of a carb in the dining room | 1.2500 | 0.12301 | 20 | 16 | 3 | 1 |
964 | Best I can do is a basket near the kitchen. | 1.2500 | 0.16366 | 8 | 6 | 2 | 0 |
965 | I'm sorry, sir, but I can't seat you until the rest of breakfast gets here. | 1.2500 | 0.16366 | 8 | 6 | 2 | 0 |
966 | Watch out for the ladies at table 4, they just asked me if "he's on the menu?" | 1.2500 | 0.16366 | 8 | 6 | 2 | 0 |
967 | I am guessing you are looking for the Toastmaster? | 1.2500 | 0.25000 | 8 | 7 | 0 | 1 |
968 | I'm sorry sir, we are strictly gluten-free. | 1.2500 | 0.16366 | 8 | 6 | 2 | 0 |
969 | Sorry - 'gluten-free' doesn't mean you don't have to pay. | 1.2500 | 0.13056 | 12 | 9 | 3 | 0 |
970 | Sorry, but we have a strict no shirt, no shoes, no service policy here. | 1.2500 | 0.16366 | 8 | 6 | 2 | 0 |
971 | Yeah, the heel left when you went to the restroom. You're surprised? | 1.2500 | 0.17944 | 12 | 10 | 1 | 1 |
972 | You may be the toast of the town, sir, but you still need a reservation. | 1.2500 | 0.13056 | 12 | 9 | 3 | 0 |
973 | I'm sorry, we recently became gluten free. | 1.2500 | 0.16366 | 8 | 6 | 2 | 0 |
974 | RESERVATION ?? Yes. Shame. I used to be known as the greatest thing. | 1.2500 | 0.25000 | 8 | 7 | 0 | 1 |
975 | I'm sorry sir, but your reservation is stale. | 1.2500 | 0.17944 | 12 | 10 | 1 | 1 |
976 | We do not serve white bread. | 1.2500 | 0.16366 | 8 | 6 | 2 | 0 |
977 | You have to let me in. I am the guest of honor for the Toastmasters! | 1.2500 | 0.17944 | 12 | 10 | 1 | 1 |
978 | I' sorry sir, but without a reservation you're toast I'm sorry sir, but without a reservation you're toast ~ ` | 1.2500 | 0.16366 | 8 | 6 | 2 | 0 |
979 | We are here to toast our honored guest. | 1.2500 | 0.16366 | 8 | 6 | 2 | 0 |
980 | We can’t seat you until your whole sandwich is here. | 1.2500 | 0.25000 | 8 | 7 | 0 | 1 |
981 | They toasted the happy couple an hour ago – but table twelve wants more croutons. | 1.2500 | 0.17944 | 12 | 10 | 1 | 1 |
982 | I’m sorry — there is no room for a second toast. | 1.2500 | 0.16366 | 8 | 6 | 2 | 0 |
983 | I'm terribly sorry, sir, but the black tie dress code is a necessary condition, not a sufficient one. | 1.2500 | 0.16366 | 8 | 6 | 2 | 0 |
984 | I'm sorry, sir, but you can't enter this restaurant." "Why?" "Because you're a piece of fucking toast, sir. | 1.2500 | 0.13056 | 12 | 9 | 3 | 0 |
985 | Table for two I presume? | 1.2500 | 0.17944 | 12 | 10 | 1 | 1 |
986 | You can't come in if you're toasted. | 1.2500 | 0.16366 | 8 | 6 | 2 | 0 |
987 | Probably just a drink at the bar first- I’m toast. | 1.2500 | 0.16366 | 8 | 6 | 2 | 0 |
988 | The tie doesn’t much matter when you don’t have on any pants! | 1.2500 | 0.16366 | 8 | 6 | 2 | 0 |
989 | I’m tired of this “not by bread alone” business — I want and need company! | 1.2500 | 0.16366 | 8 | 6 | 2 | 0 |
990 | I’m sorry, the toasters are only reserved for parties of two. | 1.2500 | 0.11180 | 16 | 12 | 4 | 0 |
991 | I’m sorry. That’s not we meant by a formal toast!! | 1.2500 | 0.16366 | 8 | 6 | 2 | 0 |
992 | You may be gluten free, but you still pants to dine. | 1.2500 | 0.16366 | 8 | 6 | 2 | 0 |
993 | The only table we have is in the gluten-free section. | 1.2500 | 0.16366 | 8 | 6 | 2 | 0 |
994 | I’m afraid you’re not suitably well-bred. | 1.2500 | 0.16366 | 8 | 6 | 2 | 0 |
995 | Sorry sir, the breadline is in our satellite venue on the outskirts of town. | 1.2500 | 0.25000 | 8 | 7 | 0 | 1 |
996 | Sorry, I’m the toastmaster. | 1.2500 | 0.16366 | 8 | 6 | 2 | 0 |
997 | Sorry, this is a roast, not a toast. | 1.2500 | 0.13056 | 12 | 9 | 3 | 0 |
998 | No invitation?--you're Toast! | 1.2500 | 0.25000 | 8 | 7 | 0 | 1 |
999 | So, you think you're the greatest thing since sliced bread. | 1.2500 | 0.16366 | 8 | 6 | 2 | 0 |
1000 | You’re too late. They’ve already made the toast. | 1.2500 | 0.16366 | 8 | 6 | 2 | 0 |
1001 | Your lack of pants and shoes... not to mention facial features, appendages, and nose, preclude me from providing you service | 1.2500 | 0.16366 | 8 | 6 | 2 | 0 |
1002 | Sorry,we no longer serve bread here. | 1.2500 | 0.16366 | 8 | 6 | 2 | 0 |
1003 | Just because you're the "toast of the town", you still don't a table. | 1.2500 | 0.13056 | 12 | 9 | 3 | 0 |
1004 | Don't try to butter me up. You were bread down South, but you're just a crumb up here. | 1.2500 | 0.16366 | 8 | 6 | 2 | 0 |
1005 | Guess I was supposed to Roast - not Toast- you. | 1.2500 | 0.13056 | 12 | 9 | 3 | 0 |
1006 | Will that be in the Gluten-Free section? | 1.2500 | 0.13056 | 12 | 9 | 3 | 0 |
1007 | Sorry..I'm told we don't knead any more... | 1.2500 | 0.13056 | 12 | 9 | 3 | 0 |
1008 | Sorry,Table 5 said,"No seeds." | 1.2500 | 0.16366 | 8 | 6 | 2 | 0 |
1009 | No jacket, no gluten, no service! | 1.2500 | 0.13056 | 12 | 9 | 3 | 0 |
1010 | You should have made a reservation. We’re already filled up on bread. | 1.2500 | 0.16366 | 8 | 6 | 2 | 0 |
1011 | I’m sorry Bill, but I just realized we’re kosher. | 1.2500 | 0.16366 | 8 | 6 | 2 | 0 |
1012 | It’s hard work no matter how you slice it | 1.2500 | 0.12409 | 24 | 20 | 2 | 2 |
1013 | I' m sorry,sir,but our dress code requires whole grain. | 1.2500 | 0.16366 | 8 | 6 | 2 | 0 |
1014 | I apologize, but you're going to have to wait for your loaf to arrive. | 1.2500 | 0.16366 | 8 | 6 | 2 | 0 |
1015 | Yes, we have a gluten-free menu, but you still have to pay. | 1.2500 | 0.17944 | 12 | 10 | 1 | 1 |
1016 | It's been two minutes, just feels like ten. | 1.2500 | 0.17944 | 12 | 10 | 1 | 1 |
1017 | No, not near the kitchen. I'll be toast! | 1.2500 | 0.16366 | 8 | 6 | 2 | 0 |
1018 | I'm sorry sir. We don't serve gluten. | 1.2500 | 0.16366 | 8 | 6 | 2 | 0 |
1019 | I'm sorry, it says here a 'Mr. P. Butter' cancelled the reservation. | 1.2500 | 0.13056 | 12 | 9 | 3 | 0 |
1020 | I’m sorry, we only serve French toast. | 1.2500 | 0.16366 | 8 | 6 | 2 | 0 |
1021 | I'm sorry, sir, but this is a white-bread only affair. | 1.2500 | 0.16366 | 8 | 6 | 2 | 0 |
1022 | They'll eat you alive. | 1.2500 | 0.16366 | 8 | 6 | 2 | 0 |
1023 | Pardon monsieur. You do meet zee dress code, but we are now...how you say, gluten-free. | 1.2500 | 0.17944 | 12 | 10 | 1 | 1 |
1024 | Of course we have a table! You’re the greatest thing since...since... | 1.2500 | 0.16366 | 8 | 6 | 2 | 0 |
1025 | I’ll seat you but just so you know, the theme is “French Coast”. | 1.2500 | 0.12409 | 24 | 20 | 2 | 2 |
1026 | I'm sorry, this is a fine dining establishment. We don't serve toast here. | 1.2500 | 0.16366 | 8 | 6 | 2 | 0 |
1027 | I can't seat you until your whole loaf is here. | 1.2500 | 0.13056 | 12 | 9 | 3 | 0 |
1028 | Ladies and gentlemen, please refrain from applause until all the breakfast items have been announced. | 1.2500 | 0.16366 | 8 | 6 | 2 | 0 |
1029 | I know you're upset. But if you go in there, they'll eat you alive. | 1.2500 | 0.25000 | 8 | 7 | 0 | 1 |
1030 | I'm sorry but you are a little late and your reservation is toast. | 1.2500 | 0.25000 | 8 | 7 | 0 | 1 |
1031 | I'm sorry sir but this establishment is only for the upper crust. | 1.2500 | 0.25000 | 8 | 7 | 0 | 1 |
1032 | Would you be more comfortable if the brunch menu used the term | 1.2500 | 0.25000 | 8 | 7 | 0 | 1 |
1033 | She said she'd like to propose a toast, not propose to a toast! | 1.2500 | 0.16366 | 8 | 6 | 2 | 0 |
1034 | Sorry, you still need pants. | 1.2500 | 0.13363 | 8 | 7 | 1 | 0 |
1035 | You're needed on Table 8. | 1.2500 | 0.16366 | 8 | 6 | 2 | 0 |
1036 | What part of "If we catch you loafing around, you're toast" didn't you understand? You're fired, Don. | 1.2500 | 0.16366 | 8 | 6 | 2 | 0 |
1037 | Well this is awkward | 1.2500 | 0.25000 | 8 | 7 | 0 | 1 |
1038 | I'm sorry sir, but without a reservation, we'll have to sandwich you between two other parties. | 1.2500 | 0.16366 | 8 | 6 | 2 | 0 |
1039 | Mr. Milque can't make it. | 1.2500 | 0.25000 | 8 | 7 | 0 | 1 |
1040 | Sorry, You Were the Toast. | 1.2500 | 0.25000 | 8 | 7 | 0 | 1 |
1041 | Did you say that you're the toastmaster? | 1.2500 | 0.13056 | 12 | 9 | 3 | 0 |
1042 | I'm sorry, our toaster is full tonight. | 1.2500 | 0.13056 | 12 | 9 | 3 | 0 |
1043 | May we serve you? | 1.2500 | 0.16366 | 8 | 6 | 2 | 0 |
1044 | Good morning sir, and welcome to the best breakfast buffet in town. The other guests have been waiting for you to show up. | 1.2500 | 0.17944 | 12 | 10 | 1 | 1 |
1045 | What do you mean you don't know who I am? Why I'm the Toast of the Town! | 1.2500 | 0.11180 | 16 | 12 | 4 | 0 |
1046 | The reservation is under PB & J. | 1.2500 | 0.17944 | 12 | 10 | 1 | 1 |
1047 | Sir, this is not what we meant when we said we served garlic bread. | 1.2500 | 0.16366 | 8 | 6 | 2 | 0 |
1048 | I’m sorry sir, only artisanal bread is served here. | 1.2500 | 0.16366 | 8 | 6 | 2 | 0 |
1049 | I'm from New York, born and bread! | 1.2500 | 0.16366 | 8 | 6 | 2 | 0 |
1050 | I don't know what side I'm buttered on. | 1.2500 | 0.13056 | 12 | 9 | 3 | 0 |
1051 | We don't serve French toast. | 1.2500 | 0.25000 | 8 | 7 | 0 | 1 |
1052 | I'm sorry I can't seat you until Jam is here. | 1.2500 | 0.25000 | 8 | 7 | 0 | 1 |
1053 | I'm sorry, the soup cancelled. | 1.2500 | 0.16366 | 8 | 6 | 2 | 0 |
1054 | Are you here for the champagne toast ? | 1.2500 | 0.13056 | 12 | 9 | 3 | 0 |
1055 | If I don't get a table soon for me and my wife, I'm toast! | 1.2500 | 0.16366 | 8 | 6 | 2 | 0 |
1056 | I’m sorry; we only serve rolls here. | 1.2500 | 0.16366 | 8 | 6 | 2 | 0 |
1057 | Sorry, this is a gluten-free restaurant. We don't serve bread here. | 1.2500 | 0.16366 | 8 | 6 | 2 | 0 |
1058 | I do apologize sir, but we are strictly gluten free. | 1.2500 | 0.16366 | 8 | 6 | 2 | 0 |
1059 | We can’t seat you until the other half arrives. | 1.2500 | 0.16366 | 8 | 6 | 2 | 0 |
1060 | Panini, party of one? | 1.2500 | 0.16366 | 8 | 6 | 2 | 0 |
1061 | I am terribly sorry sir, but there simply isn't any entry on the reservation list under a 'The Greatest Thing Since Me'.... | 1.2500 | 0.16366 | 8 | 6 | 2 | 0 |
1062 | I'm sorry sir, but it wasn't my decision for us to go gluten-free. | 1.2500 | 0.16366 | 8 | 6 | 2 | 0 |
1063 | I represent the entire loaf, and we hereby refuse to be toasted. | 1.2500 | 0.25000 | 8 | 7 | 0 | 1 |
1064 | Are you of the upper crust? | 1.2500 | 0.16366 | 8 | 6 | 2 | 0 |
1065 | She decided to go open-faced. | 1.2500 | 0.16366 | 8 | 6 | 2 | 0 |
1066 | We're going to have to let you go, Paul. | 1.2500 | 0.17944 | 12 | 10 | 1 | 1 |
1067 | With respect, sir, I believe 'gluten-free' refers to what you serve, not whom. | 1.2500 | 0.25000 | 8 | 7 | 0 | 1 |
1068 | I don't see a Butter for 8pm. Could it be under another name? | 1.2500 | 0.10851 | 24 | 19 | 4 | 1 |
1069 | Mr. Butterfield just called to say he’s been delayed. | 1.2500 | 0.13056 | 12 | 9 | 3 | 0 |
1070 | wow, you slimmed down a bit. | 1.2500 | 0.13056 | 12 | 9 | 3 | 0 |
1071 | My apologies sir. Apparently there was a mix-up with your reservation and your fiancée was already served. With whipped butter. | 1.2500 | 0.25000 | 8 | 7 | 0 | 1 |
1072 | Brioche? ciabatta? focaccia? naan? pita? zwieback? No. Nothing for white bread. | 1.2500 | 0.16366 | 8 | 6 | 2 | 0 |
1073 | You're late so you must be toast. | 1.2500 | 0.16366 | 8 | 6 | 2 | 0 |
1074 | How exactly did they try to butter you up? | 1.2500 | 0.16366 | 8 | 6 | 2 | 0 |
1075 | I can give you a table for one, but it's in the kitchen. | 1.2500 | 0.16366 | 8 | 6 | 2 | 0 |
1076 | Sorry, but did you see the "Wheat's Only" sign on the door? | 1.2500 | 0.16366 | 8 | 6 | 2 | 0 |
1077 | I'm supposed to make a joke about proposing a toast to our featured speaker, but it just seems too obvious. | 1.2500 | 0.16366 | 8 | 6 | 2 | 0 |
1078 | I would like to welcome the toast of the town, Fred Freihofer | 1.2500 | 0.07319 | 56 | 45 | 8 | 3 |
1079 | Get back to work. No loafing. | 1.2500 | 0.13056 | 12 | 9 | 3 | 0 |
1080 | Sorry, no comments for someone who is just toast. | 1.2500 | 0.25000 | 8 | 7 | 0 | 1 |
1081 | Screw up another order and you're toast. | 1.2500 | 0.25000 | 8 | 7 | 0 | 1 |
1082 | The only table available is near the kitchen. It may feel a bit toasty. | 1.2500 | 0.16366 | 8 | 6 | 2 | 0 |
1083 | Sorry, you already had your special day. You'll have to wait till next week. | 1.2500 | 0.25000 | 8 | 7 | 0 | 1 |
1084 | Sorry, this is a gluten-free only establishment. | 1.2500 | 0.17944 | 12 | 10 | 1 | 1 |
1085 | Yes you meet the dress code but I regret to inform you that the chef is restricting carbs this month. | 1.2500 | 0.13056 | 12 | 9 | 3 | 0 |
1086 | Yes, we'd be happy to serve you...in a bread basket | 1.2500 | 0.16366 | 8 | 6 | 2 | 0 |
1087 | A feeble attempt at Rye humor. | 1.2500 | 0.25000 | 8 | 7 | 0 | 1 |
1088 | I'm sorry, food is not allowed in here. | 1.2500 | 0.16366 | 8 | 6 | 2 | 0 |
1089 | No shoes? | 1.2500 | 0.25000 | 8 | 7 | 0 | 1 |
1090 | Don't do drugs kids. | 1.2500 | 0.16366 | 8 | 6 | 2 | 0 |
1091 | Toastmaster? Or just Toast? | 1.2500 | 0.16366 | 8 | 6 | 2 | 0 |
1092 | I don’t care if you are the toast of the town, Sir. We are fully booked tonight. | 1.2500 | 0.25000 | 8 | 7 | 0 | 1 |
1093 | Sir, I apologize that your table isn’t ready, but can we please refrain from those rye remarks? | 1.2500 | 0.16366 | 8 | 6 | 2 | 0 |
1094 | Sorry, the sign clearly says jacket and tie required... | 1.2500 | 0.16366 | 8 | 6 | 2 | 0 |
1095 | I'm sorry, sir. We're a gluten-free restaurant. | 1.2500 | 0.16366 | 8 | 6 | 2 | 0 |
1096 | Sorry, your entire loaf needs to be present before we can seat you. | 1.2500 | 0.16366 | 8 | 6 | 2 | 0 |
1097 | Let me introduce our Toastmaster | 1.2500 | 0.16366 | 8 | 6 | 2 | 0 |
1098 | I’m sorry but we are only accepting avocado toast right now. | 1.2500 | 0.16366 | 8 | 6 | 2 | 0 |
1099 | No, sir...the bow tie doesn't make you uppercrust. | 1.2500 | 0.16366 | 8 | 6 | 2 | 0 |
1100 | I’m sorry sir but the toaster is all full. Might I suggest a reservation next time? | 1.2500 | 0.16366 | 8 | 6 | 2 | 0 |
1101 | Sorry sir, I can’t seat you - we are a gluten free restaurant. | 1.2500 | 0.13056 | 12 | 9 | 3 | 0 |
1102 | Do you know who I am? I’m the Original Greatest Thing! | 1.2500 | 0.16366 | 8 | 6 | 2 | 0 |
1103 | I'm sorry, twist-tie required. | 1.2500 | 0.16366 | 8 | 6 | 2 | 0 |
1104 | Can I have a little host-to-toast with you?? | 1.2500 | 0.16366 | 8 | 6 | 2 | 0 |
1105 | So really don't serve me anymore?! | 1.2500 | 0.05938 | 40 | 34 | 5 | 1 |
1106 | Even if you are the toast of the town there are no slots to fit you in. | 1.2500 | 0.17944 | 12 | 10 | 1 | 1 |
1107 | I can't seat you until your party is complete. And that includes the condiments. | 1.2500 | 0.13056 | 12 | 9 | 3 | 0 |
1108 | I'm sorry, but your nomination has been revoked... they dug up an old photo you took while you were toasted. | 1.2500 | 0.13056 | 12 | 9 | 3 | 0 |
1109 | Table for one. Will that be gluten or non-gluten? | 1.2500 | 0.16366 | 8 | 6 | 2 | 0 |
1110 | Are you here to purpose the toast to the newlyweds? | 1.2500 | 0.16366 | 8 | 6 | 2 | 0 |
1111 | I don't see a Mr. Of-the-town on our list. Your first name? | 1.2500 | 0.16366 | 8 | 6 | 2 | 0 |
1112 | I've had enough of your half-baked ID ruses. | 1.2500 | 0.17944 | 12 | 10 | 1 | 1 |
1113 | Your date was smeared with garlic butter and served at table 19. | 1.2500 | 0.17944 | 12 | 10 | 1 | 1 |
1114 | I'm sorry, but we need to save room for the main course. | 1.2500 | 0.25000 | 8 | 7 | 0 | 1 |
1115 | Late one more time and you're toast. | 1.2500 | 0.16366 | 8 | 6 | 2 | 0 |
1116 | Jimmy, when I said prepare a toast for the party, I didn't mean this. | 1.2500 | 0.13056 | 12 | 9 | 3 | 0 |
1117 | I only have a table in the gluten free section. | 1.2500 | 0.13056 | 12 | 9 | 3 | 0 |
1118 | I'm sorry, sir, but this restaurant is 100% gluten-free. | 1.2500 | 0.16366 | 8 | 6 | 2 | 0 |
1119 | They were supposed to have a toast, however, the fiancé is allergic to gluten. | 1.2500 | 0.07201 | 52 | 41 | 9 | 2 |
1120 | I see traces of nuts. | 1.2500 | 0.25000 | 8 | 7 | 0 | 1 |
1121 | Not in THIS town, Sir. | 1.2500 | 0.16366 | 8 | 6 | 2 | 0 |
1122 | Unlike you, I'm unsusceptible to being buttered up. | 1.2500 | 0.16366 | 8 | 6 | 2 | 0 |
1123 | ...It’s 2 hours for a slot. | 1.2500 | 0.17944 | 12 | 10 | 1 | 1 |
1124 | A table for two please. My wife just went to the Ladies Room to butter her nose | 1.2500 | 0.13056 | 12 | 9 | 3 | 0 |
1125 | Sorry, every table is filled with greatest things since you. | 1.2500 | 0.13056 | 12 | 9 | 3 | 0 |
1126 | Sorry, we don't serve your kind here. Too many gluten allergies. | 1.2500 | 0.16366 | 8 | 6 | 2 | 0 |
1127 | Is that a twist tie? | 1.2500 | 0.16366 | 8 | 6 | 2 | 0 |
1128 | I'm sorry. I'm afraid your career is toast! | 1.2449 | 0.06858 | 49 | 38 | 10 | 1 |
1129 | Sorry sir, we only have a reservation for a Mr. Pasta with that first name. | 1.2449 | 0.06858 | 49 | 38 | 9 | 1 |
1130 | Unless you'd like to serve yourself, a jacket is required | 1.2439 | 0.07635 | 41 | 32 | 7 | 1 |
1131 | I'm sorry, but you've already been toasted. | 1.2432 | 0.08133 | 37 | 29 | 7 | 1 |
1132 | I'm sorry sir, the wedding party insisted on giving only gluten free toasts. I must ask you to leave. | 1.2432 | 0.05349 | 37 | 26 | 8 | 0 |
1133 | Sorry, we don't serve bread here | 1.2414 | 0.09488 | 29 | 22 | 4 | 1 |
1134 | Are you sure you want to sit near the electric heater? | 1.2414 | 0.10708 | 29 | 23 | 3 | 2 |
1135 | I wasn’t aware that toast had the anatomy necessary to aggressively shart themselves. | 1.2407 | 0.07902 | 54 | 45 | 5 | 4 |
1136 | Get some new material. We’re tired of the same old crumby jokes. | 1.2400 | 0.08718 | 25 | 17 | 6 | 0 |
1137 | Your entire loaf has to be here for reservation. | 1.2400 | 0.11944 | 25 | 20 | 2 | 2 |
1138 | fuck, dave, get your ass to table 12 and help the bluehair sop up her crab bisque. and i swear to god if she misses her 5pm showing of Wicked i’m feeding you to the fucken ducks | 1.2381 | 0.09524 | 21 | 18 | 2 | 1 |
1139 | Toasted or non? | 1.2353 | 0.07384 | 34 | 26 | 8 | 0 |
1140 | The rest of the loaf should be here any minute | 1.2353 | 0.13638 | 17 | 14 | 2 | 1 |
1141 | You're asking if we have a gluten-free menu? | 1.2333 | 0.03963 | 30 | 25 | 4 | 0 |
1142 | Great! I'm in one of those heartburn commercials. | 1.2326 | 0.09316 | 43 | 35 | 2 | 4 |
1143 | The rest of your load is already in the bar toasted. | 1.2308 | 0.12163 | 13 | 10 | 3 | 0 |
1144 | That bow-tie makes you look sour, not French. | 1.2308 | 0.12163 | 13 | 10 | 3 | 0 |
1145 | One step into the dining room and you're toast. | 1.2308 | 0.12163 | 13 | 10 | 3 | 0 |
1146 | Sorry, we only have slots for two or four. | 1.2308 | 0.16617 | 13 | 11 | 1 | 1 |
1147 | It's not a matter of dough, sir... | 1.2308 | 0.12163 | 13 | 10 | 3 | 0 |
1148 | Hmmm, Monsieur Pain Perdu... are you lost, or using Google translate? | 1.2308 | 0.12163 | 13 | 10 | 3 | 0 |
1149 | No, sir, not even a slice of room. | 1.2308 | 0.12163 | 13 | 10 | 3 | 0 |
1150 | I’m sorry, we can’t seat you until the whole loaf is here. | 1.2308 | 0.16617 | 13 | 11 | 1 | 1 |
1151 | Sir, proper attire requires that you wear a jacket, and pants. | 1.2308 | 0.16617 | 13 | 11 | 1 | 1 |
1152 | I’m sorry sir. It says here that we’ve already had the toast. | 1.2308 | 0.12163 | 13 | 10 | 3 | 0 |
1153 | I'm sorry, but the whole loaf has to be here before we can seat you. | 1.2308 | 0.16617 | 13 | 11 | 1 | 1 |
1154 | Would you prefer to be seated toasting or non-toasting? | 1.2308 | 0.12163 | 13 | 10 | 3 | 0 |
1155 | She did leave a message after you were 30 minutes late. She said, "You're toast." | 1.2308 | 0.12163 | 13 | 10 | 3 | 0 |
1156 | I can squeeze you in if you take off the feet, the arms and the tie. | 1.2308 | 0.08006 | 13 | 11 | 2 | 0 |
1157 | I have to warn you, sir, that Oprah is dining with us tonight. | 1.2308 | 0.16617 | 13 | 11 | 1 | 1 |
1158 | I’m sorry, the Toastmasters meeting isn’t until Tuesday night. | 1.2308 | 0.12163 | 13 | 10 | 3 | 0 |
1159 | Then why do you call it TOASTmasters? | 1.2308 | 0.12163 | 13 | 10 | 3 | 0 |
1160 | The bow-tie works, but I'm worried you'll just loaf around | 1.2308 | 0.16617 | 13 | 11 | 1 | 1 |
1161 | I’m sorry but your name isn’t on the grocery list. | 1.2308 | 0.05900 | 52 | 45 | 5 | 2 |
1162 | But you said you were excited for the toast. | 1.2308 | 0.12163 | 13 | 10 | 3 | 0 |
1163 | We can’t seat you until ham and cheese arrive. | 1.2308 | 0.16617 | 13 | 11 | 1 | 1 |
1164 | Another bowtie! | 1.2308 | 0.16617 | 13 | 11 | 1 | 1 |
1165 | Sorry, but the Best Man already completed the toast. | 1.2308 | 0.16617 | 13 | 11 | 1 | 1 |
1166 | If you're here, what did I just serve to the guests? | 1.2308 | 0.16617 | 13 | 11 | 1 | 1 |
1167 | I don't have a reservation. I just came to make a toast. | 1.2308 | 0.12163 | 13 | 10 | 3 | 0 |
1168 | The tie's good but we also require pants. | 1.2308 | 0.16617 | 13 | 11 | 1 | 1 |
1169 | I do apologise sir, but that's not what we meant when we called for a toast. | 1.2308 | 0.12163 | 13 | 10 | 3 | 0 |
1170 | I can seat you in the lounge. They have butter. | 1.2308 | 0.12163 | 13 | 10 | 3 | 0 |
1171 | When the other half arrives, we'll make a toast." | 1.2308 | 0.16617 | 13 | 11 | 1 | 1 |
1172 | I'm sorry. You been officially replaced as "the greatest thing." | 1.2308 | 0.12163 | 13 | 10 | 3 | 0 |
1173 | No I can't seat you till eggs and bacon arrive. | 1.2308 | 0.16617 | 13 | 11 | 1 | 1 |
1174 | I'm sorry. We only cater to white bread here. | 1.2308 | 0.12163 | 13 | 10 | 3 | 0 |
1175 | I'm sorry, you're not getting in here toasted. | 1.2308 | 0.12163 | 13 | 10 | 3 | 0 |
1176 | ...and in conclusion, I’d just like to say, “You’re toast.” | 1.2308 | 0.16617 | 13 | 11 | 1 | 1 |
1177 | I may be able to sandwich you in between 8:30 and 9:00. | 1.2308 | 0.12163 | 13 | 10 | 3 | 0 |
1178 | I'm sorry, but our bread baskets are full for the evening. | 1.2308 | 0.12163 | 13 | 10 | 3 | 0 |
1179 | No, our butter is chilled. Why do you ask? | 1.2308 | 0.12163 | 13 | 10 | 3 | 0 |
1180 | We'll let you know if a slot opens up. | 1.2308 | 0.12163 | 13 | 10 | 3 | 0 |
1181 | Trying to butter me up with rye comments won't get you a table at this restaurant, Mac. No matter how you slice it, you knead a lot of dough, or you're toast. I have no pita on you. Get your buns in gear, and bow out. Now! | 1.2308 | 0.12163 | 13 | 10 | 3 | 0 |
1182 | I'm sure you are the best thing and I'm sure you have the dough but you still need a jacket to be seated. | 1.2308 | 0.12163 | 13 | 9 | 3 | 0 |
1183 | Sorry, you're still toast. | 1.2308 | 0.16617 | 13 | 11 | 1 | 1 |
1184 | Are YOU trying to butter ME up? Well I’m sorry sir, but we’re still completely booked this evening. | 1.2308 | 0.12163 | 13 | 10 | 3 | 0 |
1185 | We can only seat you once your entire party has arrived. | 1.2308 | 0.16617 | 13 | 11 | 1 | 1 |
1186 | Table for one, please. Preferably away from the toaster. | 1.2308 | 0.16617 | 13 | 11 | 1 | 1 |
1187 | Sorry, sir. Gluten Free does not mean you eat for free. | 1.2308 | 0.16617 | 13 | 11 | 1 | 1 |
1188 | I'm sorry, we're upper-crust only. | 1.2308 | 0.12163 | 13 | 10 | 3 | 0 |
1189 | Yes sir, I can fit you in on either side of a nice roast beef. | 1.2308 | 0.16617 | 13 | 11 | 1 | 1 |
1190 | I can sandwich you in at noon. | 1.2308 | 0.12163 | 13 | 10 | 3 | 0 |
1191 | "You've been banned. The manager hates your rye sense of humor. | 1.2286 | 0.08287 | 35 | 28 | 6 | 1 |
1192 | Sorry, sir, we stop serving toast at 11 a.m. | 1.2258 | 0.08932 | 31 | 22 | 5 | 1 |
1193 | I'm sorry, sir, but the sign on the front clearly notes that this is a gluten-free restaurant. | 1.2258 | 0.06064 | 31 | 26 | 3 | 1 |
1194 | I'm sorry for the wait, our service today is a little a rye. | 1.2250 | 0.05647 | 40 | 35 | 4 | 1 |
1195 | Aw hell no, I’m not cleaning up all those fucking crumbs. | 1.2250 | 0.02532 | 40 | 34 | 6 | 0 |
1196 | Repeatedly, cheese demonstrated characteristics of a performance enhancing drug | 1.2222 | 0.14699 | 9 | 7 | 2 | 0 |
1197 | And now, the founder of Toastmasters International. | 1.2222 | 0.14699 | 9 | 7 | 2 | 0 |
1198 | Sorry. No peanut butter and jelly, no service. | 1.2222 | 0.14699 | 9 | 7 | 2 | 0 |
1199 | No, I’m sorry. Your better half has left. She couldn’t put up with being buttered up one more time. | 1.2222 | 0.14699 | 9 | 7 | 2 | 0 |
1200 | What do you mean? I thought bread was complimentary” | 1.2222 | 0.14699 | 9 | 7 | 2 | 0 |
1201 | I’m afraid we only serve French bread here. | 1.2222 | 0.14699 | 9 | 7 | 2 | 0 |
1202 | Of course we appreciate you wearing a tie, but a jacket will be required and I'm not sure that any of our loaner's will fit. | 1.2222 | 0.14699 | 9 | 7 | 2 | 0 |
1203 | Let me see if I can slot you in. | 1.2222 | 0.14699 | 9 | 7 | 2 | 0 |
1204 | Sam, I'm sorry but the ducks at table 6 asked for you specifically. | 1.2222 | 0.12924 | 18 | 14 | 2 | 1 |
1205 | You're too late, we already called in the sub. | 1.2222 | 0.14699 | 9 | 7 | 2 | 0 |
1206 | Sorry, I've even checked Baguette and Panino. | 1.2222 | 0.14699 | 9 | 7 | 2 | 0 |
1207 | All I have is a panini maker near the kitchen. | 1.2222 | 0.14699 | 9 | 7 | 2 | 0 |
1208 | I was told you would be bringing your better half. | 1.2222 | 0.14699 | 9 | 7 | 2 | 0 |
1209 | I'm sorry, sir. We only serve white bread here. | 1.2222 | 0.14699 | 9 | 7 | 2 | 0 |
1210 | I'm sorry, sir, but we only seat complete loaves. | 1.2222 | 0.14699 | 9 | 7 | 2 | 0 |
1211 | I don't care if you're the greatest thing since sliced bread, you're not getting in. | 1.2222 | 0.14699 | 9 | 7 | 2 | 0 |
1212 | I know you need the work, but it’s the National Celiac Disease Association dinner. | 1.2222 | 0.14699 | 9 | 7 | 2 | 0 |
1213 | Sorry, we are a gluten free restaurant. | 1.2222 | 0.14699 | 9 | 7 | 2 | 0 |
1214 | I’m afraid you’re not on the list, let me try the menu... | 1.2222 | 0.14699 | 9 | 7 | 2 | 0 |
1215 | I'm terrible sorry sir but Mistress Domina no longer has a Toast Master on staff. | 1.2222 | 0.14699 | 9 | 7 | 2 | 0 |
1216 | But I asked for toast | 1.2222 | 0.14699 | 9 | 7 | 2 | 0 |
1217 | Even the Toast of The Town needs to wear pants in this restaurant! | 1.2222 | 0.22222 | 9 | 8 | 0 | 1 |
1218 | I’m sorry, we only serve toast at breakfast. | 1.2222 | 0.14699 | 9 | 7 | 2 | 0 |
1219 | You're needed in the kitchen. | 1.2222 | 0.14699 | 9 | 7 | 2 | 0 |
1220 | But, if I miss this meeting I’m toast. | 1.2222 | 0.14699 | 9 | 7 | 2 | 0 |
1221 | You're assigned to all tables all the time. No tips. | 1.2222 | 0.22222 | 9 | 8 | 0 | 1 |
1222 | Sir, we cater to the upper crust here. The rest of you will have to dine elsewhere. | 1.2222 | 0.14699 | 9 | 7 | 2 | 0 |
1223 | Sorry, our menu is gluten free now. | 1.2222 | 0.14699 | 9 | 7 | 2 | 0 |
1224 | And now our Toaster Master is ready and let’s butter him up with applause | 1.2222 | 0.14699 | 9 | 7 | 2 | 0 |
1225 | What do you think this is, a bread line? | 1.2222 | 0.14699 | 9 | 7 | 2 | 0 |
1226 | Is that a clip-on bow tie? | 1.2222 | 0.14699 | 9 | 7 | 2 | 0 |
1227 | I’m sorry sir. The bowtie is nice, but I cannot seat you unless you also have a jacket. | 1.2222 | 0.14699 | 9 | 7 | 2 | 0 |
1228 | Sorry, we don’t serve gluten. | 1.2222 | 0.22222 | 9 | 8 | 0 | 1 |
1229 | I just can't seat you, no matter how you slice it. | 1.2222 | 0.14699 | 9 | 7 | 2 | 0 |
1230 | I'm sorry, but the ad does say unlimited. | 1.2222 | 0.14699 | 9 | 7 | 2 | 0 |
1231 | Hi, welcome to chili’s | 1.2222 | 0.14699 | 9 | 7 | 2 | 0 |
1232 | I'm sorry, the cheese stands alone. | 1.2222 | 0.14699 | 9 | 7 | 2 | 0 |
1233 | Sorry, Sir, we don't have a reservation for Pumpernickel. | 1.2222 | 0.22222 | 9 | 8 | 0 | 1 |
1234 | You are loafing too much on your job. | 1.2222 | 0.14699 | 9 | 7 | 2 | 0 |
1235 | We do have a no gluten option, so fuck off. | 1.2222 | 0.22222 | 9 | 8 | 0 | 1 |
1236 | We’ll be ready to serve you in 3 to 5 minutes | 1.2222 | 0.14699 | 9 | 7 | 2 | 0 |
1237 | And the rest of your party? Butter call them. | 1.2222 | 0.14699 | 9 | 7 | 2 | 0 |
1238 | And here I thought I’d seen it all. | 1.2222 | 0.14699 | 9 | 7 | 2 | 0 |
1239 | That’s not exactly what I meant when I said “professional toast.” | 1.2222 | 0.08153 | 27 | 23 | 3 | 1 |
1240 | Mr. Peanut? I'm so sorry. He recently donated all he had. | 1.2222 | 0.14699 | 9 | 7 | 2 | 0 |
1241 | I'm sorry sir, I just don't have any room for another piece. | 1.2222 | 0.22222 | 9 | 8 | 0 | 1 |
1242 | I'm sorry, Mr. Timmy's 5th birthday is a "no crust" event. | 1.2222 | 0.14699 | 9 | 7 | 2 | 0 |
1243 | Sir, I'm sorry I can't seat you until Ms. Jam arrives. | 1.2222 | 0.14699 | 9 | 7 | 2 | 0 |
1244 | Yes, I do understand your predicament, Mt. Breadlove, but we are a strictly gluten-free establishment . . . | 1.2222 | 0.14699 | 9 | 7 | 2 | 0 |
1245 | I am sorry sir. We do not serve raw toast here. | 1.2222 | 0.22222 | 9 | 8 | 0 | 1 |
1246 | Right this way, sir. I'll show you to your basket. | 1.2222 | 0.14699 | 9 | 7 | 2 | 0 |
1247 | You're who they sent to make the toast? | 1.2222 | 0.14699 | 9 | 7 | 2 | 0 |
1248 | This is a Gluten Free Restaurant Sir | 1.2222 | 0.14699 | 9 | 7 | 2 | 0 |
1249 | Mr... Toast... Face... I... I never thought I'd see you again. | 1.2222 | 0.22222 | 9 | 8 | 0 | 1 |
1250 | Toastify AI replaced Kassim?! Fucking Elon Musk. | 1.2222 | 0.14699 | 9 | 7 | 2 | 0 |
1251 | So sorry. You're late. And they already offered the toast. | 1.2222 | 0.22222 | 9 | 8 | 0 | 1 |
1252 | Tie or no tie, we don't admit heels! | 1.2222 | 0.14699 | 9 | 7 | 2 | 0 |
1253 | I do apologize, Mr. Crumb, I can see how “black tie only” could be confusing. | 1.2222 | 0.14699 | 9 | 7 | 2 | 0 |
1254 | Sorry,no carbs allowed! | 1.2222 | 0.14699 | 9 | 7 | 2 | 0 |
1255 | Sorry sir, we don't serve food. | 1.2222 | 0.14699 | 9 | 7 | 2 | 0 |
1256 | No sleeve, no heel, no service. | 1.2222 | 0.14699 | 9 | 7 | 2 | 0 |
1257 | No shoes, no shirt, no service! | 1.2222 | 0.22222 | 9 | 8 | 0 | 1 |
1258 | So you’ll be going open faced this evening? | 1.2222 | 0.14699 | 9 | 7 | 2 | 0 |
1259 | Sorry,I can't seat you until Mr. Bacon and Mr. Egg arrive. | 1.2222 | 0.14699 | 9 | 7 | 2 | 0 |
1260 | Sorry, day-old reservations are not honored. | 1.2222 | 0.14699 | 9 | 7 | 2 | 0 |
1261 | Obviously, we don’t serve white bread. | 1.2222 | 0.14699 | 9 | 7 | 2 | 0 |
1262 | I’m sorry, the Chiabattas took your place at the table | 1.2222 | 0.14699 | 9 | 7 | 2 | 0 |
1263 | Sorry, our restaurant has gone gluten free. | 1.2222 | 0.22222 | 9 | 8 | 0 | 1 |
1264 | I have a table between Jelly and Peanut Butter. | 1.2222 | 0.14699 | 9 | 7 | 2 | 0 |
1265 | Your the best thing since......ever | 1.2222 | 0.14699 | 9 | 7 | 2 | 0 |
1266 | The Big Cheese is running late - can you step in? | 1.2222 | 0.14699 | 9 | 7 | 2 | 0 |
1267 | We would be ever so pleased to sandwich you in." | 1.2222 | 0.14699 | 9 | 7 | 2 | 0 |
1268 | I'm sorry Sir, there was a case of mistaken identity. Your date was served to table 6. | 1.2222 | 0.14699 | 9 | 7 | 2 | 0 |
1269 | I'm sorry - toastmasters is next door | 1.2222 | 0.14699 | 9 | 7 | 2 | 0 |
1270 | I’m sorry, Toastmasters is down the hall. | 1.2222 | 0.14699 | 9 | 7 | 2 | 0 |
1271 | Like the sign says, " no shoes, no shirt, no service". | 1.2222 | 0.14699 | 9 | 7 | 2 | 0 |
1272 | I’m so sorry, sir, we only have a few jackets to lend to diners, and none of them will fit you. | 1.2222 | 0.14699 | 9 | 7 | 2 | 0 |
1273 | don’t you know who I pan? | 1.2222 | 0.14699 | 9 | 7 | 2 | 0 |
1274 | I am so sorry... we don't serve you here. | 1.2222 | 0.14699 | 9 | 7 | 2 | 0 |
1275 | Our next speaker left his wife behind in the Sandwich Islands | 1.2222 | 0.14699 | 9 | 7 | 2 | 0 |
1276 | Sorry sir, I’m afraid I don’t see any reservation under the name Pumpernickel. | 1.2222 | 0.14699 | 9 | 7 | 2 | 0 |
1277 | Is your whole loaf here" | 1.2222 | 0.14699 | 9 | 7 | 2 | 0 |
1278 | Are you here for the Toastmasters luncheon meeting? | 1.2222 | 0.14699 | 9 | 7 | 2 | 0 |
1279 | No, no- we're supposed to give a toast, not a bread! | 1.2222 | 0.14699 | 9 | 7 | 2 | 0 |
1280 | I'm sorry, sir but we only have tables available in the no-carb section. | 1.2222 | 0.14699 | 9 | 7 | 2 | 0 |
1281 | A slice of Americana in an Italian restaurant? | 1.2222 | 0.22222 | 9 | 8 | 0 | 1 |
1282 | But I am the Toastmaster! | 1.2222 | 0.14699 | 9 | 7 | 2 | 0 |
1283 | I can't believe you lost all your hair in one night. I've been balding for years. | 1.2222 | 0.22222 | 9 | 8 | 0 | 1 |
1284 | Sir, this restaurant is only for the upper crust. | 1.2222 | 0.22222 | 9 | 8 | 0 | 1 |
1285 | TOAST-MASTER, SHMOAST-MASTER ... YOU'RE NOT ON THE LIST! | 1.2222 | 0.08078 | 36 | 29 | 6 | 1 |
1286 | I'm sorry, sir. it's still 2020. | 1.2222 | 0.22222 | 9 | 8 | 0 | 1 |
1287 | Yes, but we still require a jacket. | 1.2222 | 0.14699 | 9 | 7 | 2 | 0 |
1288 | In conclusion I would be remiss not to ask whether you prefer the buttering or toasting metaphor!! | 1.2222 | 0.14699 | 9 | 7 | 2 | 0 |
1289 | Your pop tart hasn't arrived yet. | 1.2222 | 0.22222 | 9 | 8 | 0 | 1 |
1290 | Sir, you need to have shoes in order to be seated! | 1.2222 | 0.14699 | 9 | 7 | 2 | 0 |
1291 | Sorry Sir, we had you down for breakfast. | 1.2222 | 0.14699 | 9 | 7 | 2 | 0 |
1292 | The reservation is for one, but there are twelve slices of you. | 1.2222 | 0.14699 | 9 | 7 | 2 | 0 |
1293 | I'm sorry but this a gluten free restaurant. | 1.2222 | 0.22222 | 9 | 8 | 0 | 1 |
1294 | But I made a reservation for 12 so I would have an audience for my toast. | 1.2222 | 0.14699 | 9 | 7 | 2 | 0 |
1295 | No table? But I'm the Toast of the Town! | 1.2222 | 0.14699 | 9 | 7 | 2 | 0 |
1296 | But sir, I’m literally the best thing! | 1.2222 | 0.09745 | 27 | 21 | 4 | 1 |
1297 | Sir, jackets are required. I don’t care how toasty you are. | 1.2222 | 0.14699 | 9 | 7 | 2 | 0 |
1298 | Sorry, sir. I can't put you at a table without your butter. | 1.2222 | 0.14699 | 9 | 7 | 2 | 0 |
1299 | I’m sorry, sir, but our clientele includes only gentlemen who are refined, urbane, genteel — AND well-bred. | 1.2222 | 0.14699 | 9 | 7 | 2 | 0 |
1300 | Sorry we can’t seat you sir until the ham and cheese arrive. | 1.2222 | 0.22222 | 9 | 8 | 0 | 1 |
1301 | It doesn't matter what side you're buttered on, we're not hiring. | 1.2222 | 0.14699 | 9 | 7 | 2 | 0 |
1302 | Sorry, Toastmasters is full. | 1.2222 | 0.05789 | 36 | 30 | 4 | 1 |
1303 | You're saying the toaster ate your homework, again? | 1.2222 | 0.14699 | 9 | 7 | 2 | 0 |
1304 | No pants, you're toast. | 1.2222 | 0.14699 | 9 | 7 | 2 | 0 |
1305 | Mr. Avocado cancelled? | 1.2222 | 0.14699 | 9 | 7 | 2 | 0 |
1306 | We will no longer be providing complimentary white bread. | 1.2222 | 0.22222 | 9 | 8 | 0 | 1 |
1307 | At Keto, I'm afraid you're on the banned list, sir. | 1.2222 | 0.22222 | 9 | 8 | 0 | 1 |
1308 | Sorry, no reservation, you're toast. | 1.2222 | 0.14699 | 9 | 7 | 2 | 0 |
1309 | Just don't break down in front of the pigeons. | 1.2222 | 0.14699 | 9 | 7 | 2 | 0 |
1310 | I said I'd like to have a toast...not TOAST! | 1.2222 | 0.14699 | 9 | 7 | 2 | 0 |
1311 | Yes, you had a reservation, but we tossed it while you were loafing about; too stale. | 1.2222 | 0.14699 | 9 | 7 | 2 | 0 |
1312 | You're OK, but you were never the best thing. | 1.2222 | 0.14699 | 9 | 7 | 2 | 0 |
1313 | You're still the best thing to me, sir. | 1.2222 | 0.14699 | 9 | 7 | 2 | 0 |
1314 | I am sorry Sir, we do not allow "Glutens" in this resturaunt. | 1.2222 | 0.22222 | 9 | 8 | 0 | 1 |
1315 | The Toastmasters’ Dinner was last week. | 1.2222 | 0.14699 | 9 | 7 | 2 | 0 |
1316 | Our strict gluten-free policy, unfortunately, precedes your reputation." | 1.2222 | 0.14699 | 9 | 7 | 2 | 0 |
1317 | I can seat you, but the table is next to the buffet. | 1.2222 | 0.14699 | 9 | 7 | 2 | 0 |
1318 | Sorry, a jacket is required. | 1.2222 | 0.14699 | 9 | 7 | 2 | 0 |
1319 | Welcome, Mr. Rusk! | 1.2222 | 0.14699 | 9 | 7 | 2 | 0 |
1320 | I'm sorry, sir, but we only admit the upper crust. | 1.2222 | 0.14699 | 9 | 7 | 2 | 0 |
1321 | “I have nothing under Pumpernickel.” | 1.2222 | 0.14699 | 9 | 7 | 2 | 0 |
1322 | Toast of the town"? I'm sorry. We don't show that reservatio | 1.2222 | 0.14699 | 9 | 7 | 2 | 0 |
1323 | I'm sorry, sir. All toasters have been reserved. | 1.2222 | 0.14699 | 9 | 7 | 2 | 0 |
1324 | I'm sorry, we don't want to fill up with bread. | 1.2222 | 0.22222 | 9 | 8 | 0 | 1 |
1325 | I'm afraid we have a strict 'no crumbs' policy. | 1.2222 | 0.14699 | 9 | 7 | 2 | 0 |
1326 | Sorry, this restaurant is for white bread only... We don't want to sully ourselves by letting colored bread in. | 1.2222 | 0.22222 | 9 | 8 | 0 | 1 |
1327 | I was told that if I came, I'd get a lot of baloney. | 1.2222 | 0.14699 | 9 | 7 | 2 | 0 |
1328 | Sorry sir, this is the celebrity roast. | 1.2222 | 0.14699 | 9 | 7 | 2 | 0 |
1329 | Sorry. We’re cutting back on the carbs. | 1.2222 | 0.14699 | 9 | 7 | 2 | 0 |
1330 | Do these shoes make my ankles look fat | 1.2222 | 0.14699 | 9 | 7 | 2 | 0 |
1331 | Let me get this straight sir; you asked a waitress to spread peanut butter and jam all over your body? | 1.2222 | 0.14699 | 9 | 7 | 2 | 0 |
1332 | We're not being gluten intolerant, our guests are just sensitive to people like you. | 1.2222 | 0.14699 | 9 | 7 | 2 | 0 |
1333 | I’m sorry, we no longer serve white bread | 1.2222 | 0.14699 | 9 | 7 | 2 | 0 |
1334 | I’m sorry, sir, but the Baker’s reservation was only for twelve. | 1.2222 | 0.14699 | 9 | 7 | 2 | 0 |
1335 | We're not usually so literal here at Toastmasters. | 1.2222 | 0.14699 | 9 | 7 | 2 | 0 |
1336 | I’m sorry, sir. This is an upper-crust restaurant. | 1.2222 | 0.14699 | 9 | 7 | 2 | 0 |
1337 | Your wife left, she said she’s tired of “the toaster forgot to pop you out” excuse. | 1.2222 | 0.14699 | 9 | 7 | 2 | 0 |
1338 | The wedding party is all here, we’re ready for the toast. | 1.2222 | 0.22222 | 9 | 8 | 0 | 1 |
1339 | Sorry, we only serve baguettes. | 1.2222 | 0.14699 | 9 | 7 | 2 | 0 |
1340 | I understand it's toasty out, but I can't let you in without clothes | 1.2222 | 0.14699 | 9 | 7 | 2 | 0 |
1341 | I'm sure you're a great waiter but your not French and you're not even toasted. | 1.2222 | 0.14699 | 9 | 7 | 2 | 0 |
1342 | Sir, we are not gluten intolerant, but you are still required to wear a jacket. | 1.2222 | 0.14699 | 9 | 7 | 2 | 0 |
1343 | You said I was Toast. But you're toast! | 1.2222 | 0.14699 | 9 | 7 | 2 | 0 |
1344 | I’m sorry sir, but your date has already been eaten. | 1.2222 | 0.14699 | 9 | 7 | 2 | 0 |
1345 | I’m sorry Mr Pumpernickel, I can’t except any dough from you. And , I don’t care how you slice it, they’re just no toasters available at this time. | 1.2222 | 0.14699 | 9 | 7 | 2 | 0 |
1346 | I think you are taking Toastmaster’s International entirely too literal, Sir... | 1.2222 | 0.14699 | 9 | 7 | 2 | 0 |
1347 | Oops, my bad. I said propose a toast, not propose to the toast. | 1.2222 | 0.14699 | 9 | 7 | 2 | 0 |
1348 | But I'm here to make a toast! | 1.2222 | 0.14699 | 9 | 7 | 2 | 0 |
1349 | Will that be toasting or non toasting tonight sir? | 1.2222 | 0.14699 | 9 | 7 | 2 | 0 |
1350 | I don't want to be toasted. | 1.2222 | 0.22222 | 9 | 8 | 0 | 1 |
1351 | Sorry, but your other half decided to go open face tonight. | 1.2222 | 0.14699 | 9 | 7 | 2 | 0 |
1352 | I'm sorry, this event is not just black tie; it's non-gluten. | 1.2222 | 0.22222 | 9 | 8 | 0 | 1 |
1353 | Steve, I thought we were matching today. I don't care if the sweater made you feel toasty. | 1.2222 | 0.14699 | 9 | 7 | 2 | 0 |
1354 | Please don't greet the guests with "we are all toast" again. | 1.2222 | 0.14699 | 9 | 7 | 2 | 0 |
1355 | I'm sorry, sir, but your bow tie does not constitute formal attire. | 1.2222 | 0.14699 | 9 | 7 | 2 | 0 |
1356 | Any way you slice it, I can't find your reservation. | 1.2222 | 0.14699 | 9 | 7 | 2 | 0 |
1357 | So your guests weren’t asking for me? | 1.2222 | 0.14699 | 9 | 7 | 2 | 0 |
1358 | Mr. Oast, Mr. T Oast, your table is ready. | 1.2222 | 0.14699 | 9 | 7 | 2 | 0 |
1359 | I told you I didn't want to see you, David. | 1.2222 | 0.07027 | 36 | 28 | 8 | 0 |
1360 | We can’t seat you until your butter arrives | 1.2222 | 0.14699 | 9 | 7 | 2 | 0 |
1361 | I’m sorry, sir, I can’t seat you until avocado shows up. | 1.2222 | 0.14699 | 9 | 7 | 2 | 0 |
1362 | We only serve French toast, sorry. | 1.2222 | 0.14699 | 9 | 7 | 2 | 0 |
1363 | I'm sorry, but we only serve gluten-free. | 1.2222 | 0.14699 | 9 | 7 | 2 | 0 |
1364 | Sorry, Sal...you're stuffing up the room...we're giving the avocado kid a shot... | 1.2222 | 0.14699 | 9 | 7 | 2 | 0 |
1365 | Go away! I told you that today, before my speech, I will give you a toast. | 1.2222 | 0.22222 | 9 | 8 | 0 | 1 |
1366 | I'm sorry, but we can't seat you. Your avocado is smashed. | 1.2222 | 0.14699 | 9 | 7 | 2 | 0 |
1367 | I’m sorry. All of our baskets are full this evening. | 1.2222 | 0.14699 | 9 | 7 | 2 | 0 |
1368 | Relax, you’re not toast yet... | 1.2222 | 0.14699 | 9 | 7 | 2 | 0 |
1369 | We just filled our last slot. | 1.2222 | 0.14699 | 9 | 7 | 2 | 0 |
1370 | Only white bread nominees this year. | 1.2222 | 0.14699 | 9 | 7 | 2 | 0 |
1371 | Unlike you, I can't be buttered up. | 1.2222 | 0.22222 | 9 | 8 | 0 | 1 |
1372 | But what about my wife and kids? | 1.2222 | 0.14699 | 9 | 7 | 2 | 0 |
1373 | Who told you "Professor Milquetoast" was lecturing today? | 1.2222 | 0.05717 | 18 | 15 | 3 | 0 |
1374 | Two. Both inside here. A quiet corner table would be appreciated. | 1.2222 | 0.14699 | 9 | 7 | 2 | 0 |
1375 | I’m sorry, Sir, but we’re strictly gluten-free. | 1.2222 | 0.14699 | 9 | 7 | 2 | 0 |
1376 | ... they didn't hire you because you're not diverse enough? | 1.2222 | 0.14699 | 9 | 7 | 2 | 0 |
1377 | ...and as she stormed out, she said to tell you that you can butter yourself tonight and that she didn’t care which side. | 1.2222 | 0.14699 | 9 | 7 | 2 | 0 |
1378 | But sir we do not have a reservation for a Wonder Bread on our list but we do have a Melba Toast on the menu | 1.2222 | 0.14699 | 9 | 7 | 2 | 0 |
1379 | So now your daily bread embarrasses you? | 1.2222 | 0.22222 | 9 | 8 | 0 | 1 |
1380 | Sorry, someone else has already given the toast. | 1.2222 | 0.14699 | 9 | 7 | 2 | 0 |
1381 | No offense, but you're not what I was expecting when the gentleman promised me a little bread for a quiet table near the veranda. | 1.2222 | 0.14699 | 9 | 7 | 2 | 0 |
1382 | Would you like to wait at the bar until the rest of your loaf arrives? | 1.2222 | 0.14699 | 9 | 7 | 2 | 0 |
1383 | Sorry sir, but just like I told the salmon, I’ve already got a full plate | 1.2222 | 0.14699 | 9 | 7 | 2 | 0 |
1384 | But you still need a jacket. | 1.2222 | 0.14699 | 9 | 7 | 2 | 0 |
1385 | Isn't wheat a protected category somehow now? | 1.2222 | 0.14699 | 9 | 7 | 2 | 0 |
1386 | Toastmasters meets next door. | 1.2222 | 0.14699 | 9 | 7 | 2 | 0 |
1387 | I'm sorry, the toaster is reserved through May. | 1.2222 | 0.14699 | 9 | 7 | 2 | 0 |
1388 | You may be the 'toast of the town', but no shoes -- no service. | 1.2222 | 0.14699 | 9 | 7 | 2 | 0 |
1389 | I only have an outside table under the patio heater. | 1.2222 | 0.22222 | 9 | 8 | 0 | 1 |
1390 | But I've emulated you as a white-bread professor, down to the bowtie... | 1.2222 | 0.14699 | 9 | 7 | 2 | 0 |
1391 | Sorry, we gave your seat to the next best thing." | 1.2222 | 0.14699 | 9 | 7 | 2 | 0 |
1392 | You were great in your day, kid, but since then... | 1.2222 | 0.14699 | 9 | 7 | 2 | 0 |
1393 | I understand you'll be joining the jam tonight. | 1.2222 | 0.14699 | 9 | 7 | 2 | 0 |
1394 | Might I assume you're giving the toast? | 1.2222 | 0.14699 | 9 | 7 | 2 | 0 |
1395 | I'm sorry, sir. I'm 100% sure we don't have a reservation for a '60% Whole Wheat'. | 1.2222 | 0.22222 | 9 | 8 | 0 | 1 |
1396 | Toastmasters right? | 1.2222 | 0.14699 | 9 | 7 | 2 | 0 |
1397 | Well yes - this is Toastmasters, but ... | 1.2222 | 0.22222 | 9 | 8 | 0 | 1 |
1398 | 'Born and Bread' | 1.2222 | 0.14699 | 9 | 7 | 2 | 0 |
1399 | Sorry.We get all of our bread from Zabar's. | 1.2222 | 0.14699 | 9 | 7 | 2 | 0 |
1400 | You don't appear to have enough dough to dine here. | 1.2222 | 0.14699 | 9 | 7 | 2 | 0 |
1401 | Bacon, lettuce, and tomato waited 15 minutes and just left. They told me to tell you that you're toast. | 1.2222 | 0.14699 | 9 | 7 | 2 | 0 |
1402 | I can try to sandwich you between our 7:00 and 7:45 tables Sir. | 1.2222 | 0.11111 | 27 | 23 | 2 | 2 |
1403 | Sorry, sir, you missed the toast. | 1.2222 | 0.14699 | 9 | 7 | 2 | 0 |
1404 | Apologies, your date is toast. | 1.2222 | 0.14699 | 9 | 7 | 2 | 0 |
1405 | I don't care if you're the greatest thing, you can't get a table! | 1.2222 | 0.14699 | 9 | 7 | 2 | 0 |
1406 | Sorry, but that silly little tie doesn't make you 'well-bred.' Far as I'm concerned, you're toast.' | 1.2222 | 0.14699 | 9 | 7 | 2 | 0 |
1407 | Until I got to know our next speaker, I, too, was gluten intolerant. | 1.2222 | 0.22222 | 9 | 8 | 0 | 1 |
1408 | Sorry, at Cafe de No Carbs we don't serve your kind. | 1.2222 | 0.14699 | 9 | 7 | 2 | 0 |
1409 | Yes, we may both be starchy, but I still have no table for one. | 1.2222 | 0.14699 | 9 | 7 | 2 | 0 |
1410 | I'm sorry, but you're not the kind of toast our guests called for. | 1.2222 | 0.14699 | 9 | 7 | 2 | 0 |
1411 | I'm sorry. Toastmasters meets on Tuesday nights, not Wednesday nights. | 1.2222 | 0.14699 | 9 | 7 | 2 | 0 |
1412 | Yes we did. But the baguette is better bred. | 1.2222 | 0.14699 | 9 | 7 | 2 | 0 |
1413 | I am sorry about your reservation, sir, but you are no longer the greatest thing. | 1.2222 | 0.14699 | 9 | 7 | 2 | 0 |
1414 | I'm afraid I cannot seat you sir, you see, we are a totally gluten free establishment. | 1.2222 | 0.14699 | 9 | 7 | 2 | 0 |
1415 | I’m sorry sir, this party is reserved for sandwiches only. | 1.2222 | 0.14699 | 9 | 7 | 2 | 0 |
1416 | Sooner or later you were bound to pop up. | 1.2222 | 0.14699 | 9 | 7 | 2 | 0 |
1417 | Messrs Peanut Butter and Jelly are awaiting your arrival. | 1.2222 | 0.14699 | 9 | 7 | 2 | 0 |
1418 | The Toastmasters meeting was yesterday. | 1.2222 | 0.14699 | 9 | 7 | 2 | 0 |
1419 | I’m sorry, Mr. Wonder, but glutens like you are no longer welcome here.” | 1.2222 | 0.14699 | 9 | 7 | 2 | 0 |
1420 | Sir, our Woke Policy prohibits White Bread. Now, Light Bread. We can talk. | 1.2222 | 0.14699 | 9 | 7 | 2 | 0 |
1421 | The position of toastmaster is already taken. | 1.2222 | 0.14699 | 9 | 7 | 2 | 0 |
1422 | Sorry, all of our baskets are full right now. | 1.2222 | 0.14699 | 9 | 7 | 2 | 0 |
1423 | I'm terribly sorry, Sir, but we only serve dinner rolls. | 1.2222 | 0.14699 | 9 | 7 | 2 | 0 |
1424 | I am sorry but we can’t seat you until the other slice is here. | 1.2222 | 0.14699 | 9 | 7 | 2 | 0 |
1425 | Sorry, I can’t seat you but I can place you on tables two, six and ten | 1.2222 | 0.14699 | 9 | 7 | 2 | 0 |
1426 | The pre-dinner rolls were served thirty minutes ago! If you're lucky, one of them will order a B.L.T. | 1.2222 | 0.22222 | 9 | 8 | 0 | 1 |
1427 | Will you be eating by bread alone? | 1.2222 | 0.14699 | 9 | 7 | 2 | 0 |
1428 | by the time we can seat you will be toast | 1.2222 | 0.22222 | 9 | 8 | 0 | 1 |
1429 | If the Fire Marshal knew we were over capacity, I’d be toast. | 1.2222 | 0.14699 | 9 | 7 | 2 | 0 |
1430 | Apparently your date misunderstood our dilemma of being short of croutons. | 1.2222 | 0.14699 | 9 | 7 | 2 | 0 |
1431 | If you keep trying to get in, you're toast. | 1.2222 | 0.22222 | 9 | 8 | 0 | 1 |
1432 | .... First name.... "Milk'? | 1.2222 | 0.14699 | 9 | 7 | 2 | 0 |
1433 | There’s no room for you in there. Everyone’s still on a low-carb diet. But we should have plenty of room in a few weeks. | 1.2222 | 0.22222 | 9 | 8 | 0 | 1 |
1434 | No sir, we're not toasting you. | 1.2222 | 0.14699 | 9 | 7 | 2 | 0 |
1435 | I could bring you to the table, but usually our servers handle that. | 1.2222 | 0.14699 | 9 | 7 | 2 | 0 |
1436 | Please let me in, no one will notice. | 1.2222 | 0.22222 | 9 | 8 | 0 | 1 |
1437 | The tie is very nice, sir, but I'm sorry, a jacket is still required. | 1.2222 | 0.14699 | 9 | 7 | 2 | 0 |
1438 | I understand you're the greatest thing, but no reservation, no table. | 1.2222 | 0.14699 | 9 | 7 | 2 | 0 |
1439 | Sorry sir, any way you slice it, you’re toast! | 1.2222 | 0.14699 | 9 | 7 | 2 | 0 |
1440 | Sir, yes, I can see you are wearing a black tie. Listen, I’d be willing to make an exception for no jacket. But Lord good man, you’ve got no pants on! | 1.2222 | 0.22222 | 9 | 8 | 0 | 1 |
1441 | Is your patty here? | 1.2222 | 0.14699 | 9 | 7 | 2 | 0 |
1442 | I'm afraid there have been some complaints that you've been acting like a heel. | 1.2222 | 0.14699 | 9 | 7 | 2 | 0 |
1443 | I'm afraid you're just not Toastmasters material. Why don't you try Dale Carnegie? | 1.2222 | 0.14699 | 9 | 7 | 2 | 0 |
1444 | We don’t serve toast. | 1.2222 | 0.14699 | 9 | 7 | 2 | 0 |
1445 | Will Butter be joining you, this evening, sir? | 1.2222 | 0.14699 | 9 | 7 | 2 | 0 |
1446 | Sir,I'm sorry,but I only see Avocado Toast here tonight... Melba was yesterday. | 1.2182 | 0.06712 | 55 | 45 | 8 | 2 |
1447 | No shoes. No spread. No service. | 1.2143 | 0.11380 | 14 | 10 | 3 | 0 |
1448 | I’m sorry sir, I cannot seat you until Mr. PB and Mrs. Jay arrive | 1.2143 | 0.11380 | 14 | 11 | 3 | 0 |
1449 | I'm sorry, but you're too late for the toast. | 1.2143 | 0.15473 | 14 | 12 | 1 | 1 |
1450 | Sorry sir, but I can’t sit you until your butter arrives “ | 1.2143 | 0.07897 | 28 | 22 | 6 | 0 |
1451 | Where are your pants?! | 1.2143 | 0.11380 | 14 | 11 | 3 | 0 |
1452 | Sorry, but we're moving towards lower carb offerings. | 1.2143 | 0.15473 | 14 | 12 | 1 | 1 |
1453 | I'm here for the toastmaster auditions | 1.2143 | 0.15473 | 14 | 12 | 1 | 1 |
1454 | I’m afraid that Table Five ate the rest of your party. | 1.2143 | 0.11380 | 14 | 11 | 3 | 0 |
1455 | I'm sorry. We don't serve toast here. | 1.2143 | 0.15473 | 14 | 12 | 1 | 1 |
1456 | If they find out I seated you without a reservation, you're toast. | 1.2143 | 0.15473 | 14 | 12 | 1 | 1 |
1457 | Sorry sir, the only available seating is in our gluten-free area. | 1.2143 | 0.05427 | 42 | 35 | 5 | 1 |
1458 | I can request that they put The Great British Baking Show on the television at the bar, but it’s up to the bartender | 1.2143 | 0.09424 | 28 | 23 | 4 | 1 |
1459 | Sorry. Jackets are required. | 1.2143 | 0.11380 | 14 | 11 | 3 | 0 |
1460 | I see that you are to be toasted at this dinner! | 1.2143 | 0.11380 | 14 | 11 | 3 | 0 |
1461 | I'm afraid we won't be able to accommodate you, sir. We're gluten free. | 1.2143 | 0.04223 | 42 | 35 | 6 | 0 |
1462 | Sorry Sir, they already made a toast. | 1.2143 | 0.11380 | 14 | 11 | 3 | 0 |
1463 | I’m sorry, but the rest of your party was just devoured by an impatient family of five. | 1.2143 | 0.11380 | 14 | 11 | 3 | 0 |
1464 | I'm sorry, but this is a black tie AND heels affair. | 1.2143 | 0.11380 | 14 | 11 | 3 | 0 |
1465 | Listen I know you've been working hard, but we can't keep you on. You're "toast", Jerry. | 1.2143 | 0.05342 | 70 | 57 | 8 | 1 |
1466 | I'm sorry, sir, but if you are not artisanal and house-made, I'm afraid we don't serve your kind here. | 1.2143 | 0.11380 | 14 | 11 | 3 | 0 |
1467 | You're the greatest thing since … well, I don't know what. | 1.2143 | 0.11380 | 14 | 11 | 3 | 0 |
1468 | Are we dining tonight without our butter half | 1.2143 | 0.05992 | 28 | 23 | 5 | 0 |
1469 | Toaster convention stage fright! | 1.2143 | 0.11380 | 14 | 11 | 3 | 0 |
1470 | We only serve rolls. | 1.2143 | 0.07897 | 28 | 22 | 6 | 0 |
1471 | Why yes, we offer a wide variety of gluten-free options. | 1.2128 | 0.06034 | 47 | 40 | 4 | 2 |
1472 | Sorry, we don’t serve carbs here. | 1.2121 | 0.08436 | 33 | 27 | 5 | 1 |
1473 | Sorry but no outside food allowed. | 1.2105 | 0.14467 | 19 | 17 | 0 | 2 |
1474 | Buttering me up won't improve your table my friend. | 1.2105 | 0.12281 | 19 | 16 | 2 | 1 |
1475 | I’m afraid we need the rest of your party here before we can seat you, sir. | 1.2105 | 0.06702 | 38 | 31 | 5 | 1 |
1476 | I'm afraid you are somewhat early; the toast is not until midnight. | 1.2083 | 0.10389 | 24 | 20 | 3 | 1 |
1477 | Sorry sir, we already filled up on bread. | 1.2083 | 0.10389 | 24 | 20 | 3 | 1 |
1478 | It seems your reservations were cancelled, Mr. Paleo | 1.2083 | 0.08468 | 24 | 18 | 5 | 0 |
1479 | For the last time, you can’t use the toaster! | 1.2045 | 0.04086 | 44 | 36 | 7 | 0 |
1480 | This is a roast tomorrow is the toast | 1.2045 | 0.06958 | 44 | 36 | 7 | 1 |
1481 | Let's toast our bride and groom and hope their future is all peanut butter and jelly. | 1.2029 | 0.03906 | 69 | 57 | 12 | 0 |
1482 | Pizza Rat?? Coffee Rat?? Wait till they get a load of me! | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
1483 | Great, now they all want scarves. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
1484 | Even if we had a “greatest thing” table, you’re not it. | 1.2000 | 0.13333 | 10 | 8 | 2 | 0 |
1485 | I am sorry, sir, but this is a gluten-free restaurant. | 1.2000 | 0.20000 | 10 | 9 | 0 | 1 |
1486 | I'm sorry if I offended you by asking if you knew what side of your bread is buttered on. | 1.2000 | 0.13333 | 10 | 8 | 2 | 0 |
1487 | I’m sorry I can’t let you in, Gus. The boss says you’re toast. | 1.2000 | 0.20000 | 10 | 9 | 0 | 1 |
1488 | Nice try sir, but we are in California, gluten is never invited | 1.2000 | 0.20000 | 10 | 9 | 0 | 1 |
1489 | But.... I'm the toast of the town. | 1.2000 | 0.20000 | 10 | 9 | 0 | 1 |
1490 | We can’t seat you until your whole loaf is present. | 1.2000 | 0.13333 | 10 | 8 | 2 | 0 |
1491 | False alarm. They want a Champagne toast. | 1.2000 | 0.13333 | 10 | 8 | 2 | 0 |
1492 | I won’t take it personal but they want to substitute me for English muffins or a bagel! Sebouh kandilian Lexington ma | 1.2000 | 0.13333 | 10 | 8 | 2 | 0 |
1493 | 'Sorry we don't serve carbs' | 1.2000 | 0.13333 | 10 | 8 | 2 | 0 |
1494 | Sorry. The only table we have left is next to the toaster. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
1495 | I know the guy who stood you up and he's a real heel. | 1.2000 | 0.20000 | 10 | 9 | 0 | 1 |
1496 | I’m sorry, sir, we have no tables available-- would you like to wait in a nice basket? | 1.2000 | 0.13333 | 10 | 8 | 2 | 0 |
1497 | This is a GMO-free establishment, sir. | 1.2000 | 0.13333 | 10 | 8 | 2 | 0 |
1498 | I don't care how great you are, you still need a reservation. | 1.2000 | 0.13333 | 10 | 8 | 2 | 0 |
1499 | I'm sorry sir, but a jacket is required. | 1.2000 | 0.06860 | 35 | 30 | 4 | 1 |
1500 | ``I'm sorry, but this restaurant is gluten free." | 1.2000 | 0.14475 | 15 | 12 | 1 | 1 |
1501 | You going to have to wait until the rest of the loaf arrives. | 1.2000 | 0.20000 | 10 | 9 | 0 | 1 |
1502 | Please, just leave me alone. | 1.2000 | 0.13333 | 10 | 8 | 2 | 0 |
1503 | I'm sorry sir, we only serve whole wheat. | 1.2000 | 0.20000 | 10 | 9 | 0 | 1 |
1504 | Sir, your cheeks are out. This is a fine dining establishment. | 1.2000 | 0.20000 | 10 | 9 | 0 | 1 |
1505 | Sir, this is a gluten free restaurant. | 1.2000 | 0.13333 | 10 | 8 | 2 | 0 |
1506 | I'm sorry - when you called and asked if loafers were okay I guess I misunderstood. | 1.2000 | 0.08841 | 30 | 25 | 4 | 1 |
1507 | I’m sorry but the dress code for tonight is peanut butter. | 1.2000 | 0.13333 | 10 | 8 | 2 | 0 |
1508 | Sorry but Miss Butter already spread. | 1.2000 | 0.13333 | 10 | 8 | 2 | 0 |
1509 | And who will you be toasting tonight? | 1.2000 | 0.20000 | 10 | 9 | 0 | 1 |
1510 | I'm sorry sir, unaccompanied gentleman must be buttered. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
1511 | Toastmasters is across the street | 1.2000 | 0.14475 | 15 | 13 | 1 | 1 |
1512 | I propose a toast! Wait, that's what I am already. | 1.2000 | 0.13333 | 10 | 8 | 2 | 0 |
1513 | Sorry, I'm afraid buttering ME up won't work. | 1.2000 | 0.13333 | 10 | 8 | 2 | 0 |
1514 | I’m sorry sir. We gave the last table to the marble rye. | 1.2000 | 0.13333 | 10 | 8 | 2 | 0 |
1515 | Unfortunately, all the bread in the world could not get you a reservation at our restaurant | 1.2000 | 0.20000 | 10 | 9 | 0 | 1 |
1516 | I'm so sorry, without a jacket .... you're toast. | 1.2000 | 0.13333 | 10 | 8 | 2 | 0 |
1517 | I'm sorry, but it looks like a clip-on to me | 1.2000 | 0.07428 | 30 | 23 | 6 | 0 |
1518 | I am sorry sir, but even the “ Greatest Thing” requires a reservation. | 1.2000 | 0.13333 | 10 | 8 | 2 | 0 |
1519 | I’m sorry, it’s a gluten free restaurant | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
1520 | A toaster for 1? | 1.2000 | 0.14475 | 15 | 13 | 1 | 1 |
1521 | Pardon, monsieur, but we only serve croissants here. | 1.2000 | 0.13333 | 10 | 8 | 2 | 0 |
1522 | Yes, and the last name, Melba? | 1.2000 | 0.13333 | 10 | 8 | 2 | 0 |
1523 | I'm sorry, but the appetizers arrived late and now we're all filled up on bread. | 1.2000 | 0.09177 | 20 | 19 | 1 | 0 |
1524 | Sorry, this is a gluten free establishment. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
1525 | table six is waiting for you, and look excited to be there! | 1.2000 | 0.13333 | 10 | 8 | 2 | 0 |
1526 | The only table left is next to the toaster. | 1.2000 | 0.13333 | 10 | 8 | 2 | 0 |
1527 | No, you want the French Toastmasters down the hall. | 1.2000 | 0.13333 | 10 | 8 | 2 | 0 |
1528 | Introducing your 2020 Democratic presidential nominee, Senator Old White Bread | 1.2000 | 0.13333 | 10 | 8 | 2 | 0 |
1529 | I'm sorry but we can't seat you until your entire sandwich is here. | 1.2000 | 0.13333 | 10 | 8 | 2 | 0 |
1530 | You must be the " food critic in disguise reservation" at 6pm. | 1.2000 | 0.13333 | 10 | 8 | 2 | 0 |
1531 | You’re late. You’re needed on table 7. | 1.2000 | 0.13333 | 10 | 8 | 2 | 0 |
1532 | I'm afraid you missed the toast. | 1.2000 | 0.13333 | 10 | 8 | 2 | 0 |
1533 | The only time my bread gets dressed up is when I’m about to eat him | 1.2000 | 0.13333 | 10 | 8 | 2 | 0 |
1534 | I’m sorry. We don’t serve slices at dinner. | 1.2000 | 0.13333 | 10 | 8 | 2 | 0 |
1535 | Take it from me: with that bow tie, you will never be the toast of the town. | 1.2000 | 0.13333 | 10 | 8 | 2 | 0 |
1536 | She left with a tortilla just a minute ago. | 1.2000 | 0.13333 | 10 | 8 | 2 | 0 |
1537 | I told you not to visit me at work! No one will understand! | 1.2000 | 0.13333 | 10 | 8 | 2 | 0 |
1538 | I'm sorry, the host position has been filled; but St. Patrick's might have something for you next Sunday. | 1.2000 | 0.13333 | 10 | 8 | 2 | 0 |
1539 | Your dinner was gluten free, not free for gluten. | 1.2000 | 0.20000 | 10 | 9 | 0 | 1 |
1540 | Oh god! My yeast infection has returned! | 1.2000 | 0.20000 | 10 | 9 | 0 | 1 |
1541 | I hate to tell you this, but Mr. Peanut butter and Ms. Jelly just left together. | 1.2000 | 0.13333 | 10 | 8 | 2 | 0 |
1542 | Be kind to war veterans. Flashbacks can happen anywhere, anytime. | 1.2000 | 0.13333 | 10 | 8 | 2 | 0 |
1543 | Butter is already here. | 1.2000 | 0.13333 | 10 | 8 | 2 | 0 |
1544 | Sorry sir, but you look too cheesy to be admitted to our fine restaurant! | 1.2000 | 0.13333 | 10 | 8 | 2 | 0 |
1545 | You are early. The Toast comes after the speeches. | 1.2000 | 0.13333 | 10 | 8 | 2 | 0 |
1546 | I'm so sorry Mr. Wheatly, but we are totally gluten-free. | 1.2000 | 0.13333 | 10 | 8 | 2 | 0 |
1547 | I'm sorry Mr. Wonder! The best thing since you took the last table. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
1548 | We have “gluten-free” food, yes, but it’s not free food for gluten. | 1.2000 | 0.13333 | 10 | 8 | 2 | 0 |
1549 | I'm sorry, we can't "sandwich" you in. | 1.2000 | 0.13333 | 10 | 8 | 2 | 0 |
1550 | Haven’t you heard? Something better came along. | 1.2000 | 0.13333 | 10 | 8 | 2 | 0 |
1551 | Sorry Sir but no carbs allowed. | 1.2000 | 0.13333 | 10 | 8 | 2 | 0 |
1552 | I 'll have a gluten-free table in 10 minutes. | 1.2000 | 0.13333 | 10 | 8 | 2 | 0 |
1553 | But we can offer you the day-old table near the bar. | 1.2000 | 0.13333 | 10 | 8 | 2 | 0 |
1554 | Sorry, All our loafs are full. | 1.2000 | 0.13333 | 10 | 8 | 2 | 0 |
1555 | Sorry, sir, but we must separate the wheat from the chaff. | 1.2000 | 0.13333 | 10 | 8 | 2 | 0 |
1556 | Look, dinner is just about to start and we're already pretty full. | 1.2000 | 0.20000 | 10 | 9 | 0 | 1 |
1557 | Sorry - we're a gluten-free restaurant. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
1558 | Sorry Sir, your toaster isn't quite ready. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
1559 | PBJ.party of three. | 1.2000 | 0.13333 | 10 | 8 | 2 | 0 |
1560 | I'm sorry, I have a reservation under Toast, but nothing for Bread. | 1.2000 | 0.13333 | 10 | 8 | 2 | 0 |
1561 | I am sorry sir, we do not have seating for sixteen slices. | 1.2000 | 0.13333 | 10 | 8 | 2 | 0 |
1562 | I wouldn't go in. The comedy is quite stale. | 1.2000 | 0.13333 | 10 | 8 | 2 | 0 |
1563 | I’m sorry to let you go, Paul, but you did not prove that you could rise to the occasion. | 1.2000 | 0.13333 | 10 | 8 | 2 | 0 |
1564 | You’re late, we already put out the bread baskets. | 1.2000 | 0.13333 | 10 | 8 | 2 | 0 |
1565 | I'm sorry Sir. Gentlemen are required to wear jelly in the dining room. | 1.2000 | 0.20000 | 10 | 9 | 0 | 1 |
1566 | I don’t care how well dressed you are, we are gluten-free | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
1567 | Guess she only wanted your dough. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
1568 | ... Toastmasters gig. | 1.2000 | 0.13333 | 10 | 8 | 2 | 0 |
1569 | Sir, this is a members only club, and you are clearly not Mr. Squarepants. | 1.2000 | 0.13333 | 10 | 8 | 2 | 0 |
1570 | No, I don’t want a toasty little spot. You’re just trying to butter me up. | 1.2000 | 0.14475 | 15 | 13 | 1 | 1 |
1571 | Sorry - that position has been filled. We hired the best thing that’s come along since you. | 1.2000 | 0.13333 | 10 | 8 | 2 | 0 |
1572 | I’m sorry sir, we can’t seat you until your whole loaf arrives. | 1.2000 | 0.13333 | 10 | 8 | 2 | 0 |
1573 | Dress up all you want, but only the upper crust is welcome. | 1.2000 | 0.13333 | 10 | 8 | 2 | 0 |
1574 | Sir, you just aren’t upper crust enough for this event. | 1.2000 | 0.13333 | 10 | 8 | 2 | 0 |
1575 | Even if you are the toast of the town, you still need a reservation | 1.2000 | 0.13333 | 10 | 8 | 2 | 0 |
1576 | I'm sorry sir, but the reservation was under Mr. Peanut's name. My condolences. | 1.2000 | 0.13333 | 10 | 8 | 2 | 0 |
1577 | Thank you sir for this old-fashioned, almost stale, toast! | 1.2000 | 0.13333 | 10 | 8 | 2 | 0 |
1578 | I am terribly sorry sir, but we've been gluten free for nearly a year now. | 1.2000 | 0.13333 | 10 | 8 | 2 | 0 |
1579 | If you want a table now, show me some dough. | 1.2000 | 0.13333 | 10 | 8 | 2 | 0 |
1580 | Daily you, my friend. Slice alone, or two? | 1.2000 | 0.13333 | 10 | 8 | 2 | 0 |
1581 | I’m sorry sir, we don’t serve your kind here. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
1582 | I’m sorry. We only have slots available for two slices of toast or four slices of toast. | 1.2000 | 0.20000 | 10 | 9 | 0 | 1 |
1583 | I understand that your delay was unavoidable, sir, but unfortunately we are now all jammed up in there. | 1.2000 | 0.13333 | 10 | 8 | 2 | 0 |
1584 | ...No shirt. No Shoes. And NO GLUTEN!!! | 1.2000 | 0.13333 | 10 | 8 | 2 | 0 |
1585 | How do you wish to be seated? Butter side up or down? | 1.2000 | 0.20000 | 10 | 9 | 0 | 1 |
1586 | And then she told me she was leaving me for a pop-tart. | 1.2000 | 0.13333 | 10 | 8 | 2 | 0 |
1587 | Don't try to butter up to me sir! | 1.2000 | 0.13333 | 10 | 8 | 2 | 0 |
1588 | Sorry, sir-- we can't seat you until your entire loaf is here. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
1589 | We're very full tonight, but I'll see if I can sandwich you in. | 1.2000 | 0.13333 | 10 | 8 | 2 | 0 |
1590 | There is already bread at every table | 1.2000 | 0.20000 | 10 | 9 | 0 | 1 |
1591 | I am terribly sorry, sir, but we are a gluten-free restaurant. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
1592 | I regret sir that you interpreted my remarks to suggest you were not well bread. | 1.2000 | 0.13333 | 10 | 8 | 2 | 0 |
1593 | Are you mocking me? | 1.2000 | 0.20000 | 10 | 9 | 0 | 1 |
1594 | We're full now, but something might pop up. | 1.2000 | 0.13333 | 10 | 8 | 2 | 0 |
1595 | Thanks for waiting, we can serve you now. | 1.2000 | 0.20000 | 10 | 9 | 0 | 1 |
1596 | You're late. The rest of the loaf is already in the kitchen. | 1.2000 | 0.13333 | 10 | 8 | 2 | 0 |
1597 | Sorry, you’ll have to wait in the bread line | 1.2000 | 0.13333 | 10 | 8 | 2 | 0 |
1598 | You’re late. They celebrated the New Year without you. | 1.2000 | 0.13333 | 10 | 8 | 2 | 0 |
1599 | You may be the greatest thing but we still require a jacket. | 1.2000 | 0.13333 | 10 | 8 | 2 | 0 |
1600 | I'm afraid we aren't accepting applications at this time. Perhaps try the deli down the street? | 1.2000 | 0.08982 | 35 | 30 | 3 | 2 |
1601 | I'm sorry, but we don't serve food. | 1.2000 | 0.20000 | 10 | 9 | 0 | 1 |
1602 | Your reservation is toast. | 1.2000 | 0.13333 | 10 | 8 | 2 | 0 |
1603 | I'm sorry. Even the toast-of-the-town needs a reservation. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
1604 | Nice try with the bowtie. You'll be seated when you get some pants, a collared shirt and a jacket. | 1.2000 | 0.13333 | 10 | 8 | 2 | 0 |
1605 | That's not true, sir. Je Déteste le Gluten will not give you a table because you're not wearing pants. | 1.2000 | 0.13333 | 10 | 8 | 2 | 0 |
1606 | Sorry sir but you're no longer welcomed in this establishment. You're toast! | 1.2000 | 0.13333 | 10 | 8 | 2 | 0 |
1607 | Let's see, tie - check, gluten free - check, pre-sliced - check, trousers - no. You still can't come in. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
1608 | This is a gluten-free restaurant. We're going to have to ask you to leave. | 1.2000 | 0.20000 | 10 | 9 | 0 | 1 |
1609 | Tell Jeffrey we’ll have a fine toast tonight. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
1610 | You're late again, but check with the kitchen to see if they need you tonight. | 1.2000 | 0.20000 | 10 | 9 | 0 | 1 |
1611 | I'm sorry Sir, but we're a gluten free restaurant now. | 1.2000 | 0.13333 | 10 | 8 | 2 | 0 |
1612 | And that will be a party of..... how many slices did you say sir? | 1.2000 | 0.13333 | 10 | 8 | 2 | 0 |
1613 | I'm sorry, sir, but we are a strictly non-gluten establishment - Carl Yaffe, Rockville, Maryland | 1.2000 | 0.20000 | 10 | 9 | 0 | 1 |
1614 | This is a gluten-free restaurant. | 1.2000 | 0.10690 | 15 | 12 | 3 | 0 |
1615 | I'm sorry, your regular table has gone to the best thing since you. | 1.2000 | 0.13333 | 10 | 8 | 2 | 0 |
1616 | Nice try, sir. Bur I'm still going to have to insist on the pants. | 1.2000 | 0.20000 | 10 | 9 | 0 | 1 |
1617 | I don’t see a reservation for Zwieback. Are you certain it’s not under a different name? | 1.2000 | 0.13333 | 10 | 8 | 2 | 0 |
1618 | Would you like a table with a duck pond view? | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
1619 | Greeting CPAC members! Our keynote speaker this year is a generic whitebread Republican congressional candidate from the Philadelphia suburbs whose name escapes me at the moment-- | 1.2000 | 0.20000 | 10 | 9 | 0 | 1 |
1620 | Do you even know what pansexual means? | 1.2000 | 0.13333 | 10 | 8 | 2 | 0 |
1621 | I'm sorry. The bride was very clear - no toasts. | 1.2000 | 0.20000 | 10 | 9 | 0 | 1 |
1622 | Can you use the word in a sentence, please?" "Of course. The word is TOAST, as in: This morning I had my toast with butter and jelly. | 1.2000 | 0.13333 | 10 | 8 | 2 | 0 |
1623 | Not sure who you spoke with, but we don't actually take open-faced reservations. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
1624 | The table reservation is for two — Peanut and Jelly. Seating for one is available at the bar, Mr. Pea Nut Jelly. | 1.2000 | 0.13333 | 10 | 8 | 2 | 0 |
1625 | Your toasted , your late! You know which side your bread is buttered on! | 1.2000 | 0.13333 | 10 | 8 | 2 | 0 |
1626 | Sorry, you're toast if you do not have a reservation. | 1.2000 | 0.20000 | 10 | 9 | 0 | 1 |
1627 | I'm so sorry,but this restaurant is gluten-free. | 1.2000 | 0.13333 | 10 | 8 | 2 | 0 |
1628 | I'm sorry Jerry... i fucked your wife. | 1.2000 | 0.20000 | 10 | 9 | 0 | 1 |
1629 | I know you're trying your best, but you drop another tray and you're going to be toast. | 1.2000 | 0.20000 | 10 | 9 | 0 | 1 |
1630 | This is a Chinese restaurant. We never serve the likes of you. | 1.2000 | 0.20000 | 10 | 9 | 0 | 1 |
1631 | You’ve been replaced by a Hostess. | 1.2000 | 0.13333 | 10 | 8 | 2 | 0 |
1632 | Yes, she was here, but I saw her leave with a kaiser roll. | 1.2000 | 0.13333 | 10 | 8 | 2 | 0 |
1633 | We stopped serving bread last week. | 1.2000 | 0.13333 | 10 | 8 | 2 | 0 |
1634 | Sorry but Table 6 definitely did order dinner rolls | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
1635 | Yes, I do now see you've returned wearing a tie, and yes it is a very nice tie, but I'm still not seeing a jacket. | 1.2000 | 0.20000 | 10 | 9 | 0 | 1 |
1636 | We can seat you now on any table | 1.2000 | 0.13333 | 10 | 8 | 2 | 0 |
1637 | You said any seat’s fine, except the one nearest the toaster. | 1.2000 | 0.13333 | 10 | 8 | 2 | 0 |
1638 | Our next speaker used to be the best thing. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
1639 | I'm sorry about your date. She's toast. | 1.2000 | 0.13333 | 10 | 8 | 2 | 0 |
1640 | Your entire loaf needs to be here before I can seat you. | 1.2000 | 0.13333 | 10 | 8 | 2 | 0 |
1641 | It's a 30 minute wait for the griddle, but the toaster is available now | 1.2000 | 0.13333 | 10 | 8 | 2 | 0 |
1642 | I am sorry, Sir, but tonight's dress code is >slightly burnt<" | 1.2000 | 0.13333 | 10 | 8 | 2 | 0 |
1643 | I get that you're The Toast of The Town, but unfortunately I cannot seat you without a reservation. | 1.2000 | 0.13333 | 10 | 8 | 2 | 0 |
1644 | I’m sorry sir, we are a gluten free establishment now. | 1.2000 | 0.13333 | 10 | 8 | 2 | 0 |
1645 | You didn't make the cut, sir. | 1.2000 | 0.13333 | 10 | 8 | 2 | 0 |
1646 | I must be pretty toasted. | 1.2000 | 0.13333 | 10 | 8 | 2 | 0 |
1647 | P.B.J., party of three, we cannot seat you until your party is complete. | 1.2000 | 0.13333 | 10 | 8 | 2 | 0 |
1648 | Sorry, but "The "Greatest Things" convention is in town. | 1.2000 | 0.13333 | 10 | 8 | 2 | 0 |
1649 | Henceforth, our dinner meetings will be gender-neutral, smoke and gluten-free | 1.2000 | 0.13333 | 10 | 8 | 2 | 0 |
1650 | Sorry, we don't serve bread anymore unless people ask for it. | 1.2000 | 0.13333 | 10 | 8 | 2 | 0 |
1651 | Yes, we serve bread for free, but we don't serve bread for free... | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
1652 | I'm sorry sir, we don't have a slot available for you. | 1.2000 | 0.13333 | 10 | 8 | 2 | 0 |
1653 | Humm, Sorry we have a reservation for a Mr. WholeGrain, but not for a Mr. White. | 1.2000 | 0.13333 | 10 | 8 | 2 | 0 |
1654 | I don't care if you have a reservation. This is strictly a no carb restaurant. Guess you're in a jam... | 1.2000 | 0.13333 | 10 | 8 | 2 | 0 |
1655 | Sandwiches are only admitted between noon and two o’clock, Sir. Please call to reserve your tray. | 1.2000 | 0.13333 | 10 | 8 | 2 | 0 |
1656 | Will Wonderbread Woman be joining you tonight? | 1.2000 | 0.13333 | 10 | 8 | 2 | 0 |
1657 | I'm sorry, but I can't get you in. You're no longer the standard by which we measure celebrity. | 1.2000 | 0.13333 | 10 | 8 | 2 | 0 |
1658 | You dress up, White Bread, but we're still not serving you here. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
1659 | I said you've just got five minutes or you're toast! | 1.2000 | 0.08841 | 30 | 23 | 4 | 1 |
1660 | Impressive sure, but we were really hoping to see a juggler. | 1.2000 | 0.13333 | 10 | 8 | 2 | 0 |
1661 | Yes, your date was here but she said "if he's not a heel, I'm not interested. | 1.2000 | 0.20000 | 10 | 9 | 0 | 1 |
1662 | Sorry sir tonight is the dinner for the cast of Breaking Bad not Breaking Bread. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
1663 | Yes, I realize you're the toast of the town but we're full. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
1664 | Well yes I am, but it does not mean what you think it means. | 1.2000 | 0.13333 | 10 | 8 | 2 | 0 |
1665 | Once again, Mr. White Bread wins the Best Toast of the Year Award. | 1.2000 | 0.13333 | 10 | 8 | 2 | 0 |
1666 | Sorry but we have no bread service here. | 1.2000 | 0.20000 | 10 | 9 | 0 | 1 |
1667 | I understand you're the greatest thing since the 'greatest thing' idiom, but I still can't get you a table sir. | 1.2000 | 0.13333 | 10 | 8 | 2 | 0 |
1668 | I'm sorry sir, the guest policy clearly states black tie and TOASTED, only. | 1.2000 | 0.13333 | 10 | 8 | 2 | 0 |
1669 | So did you reserve a table for pumpernickel or rye? | 1.2000 | 0.20000 | 10 | 9 | 0 | 1 |
1670 | No sir, I said are you the host. | 1.2000 | 0.13333 | 10 | 8 | 2 | 0 |
1671 | I am sorry but our dress code is gluten free. | 1.2000 | 0.20000 | 10 | 9 | 0 | 1 |
1672 | Uhh this is a stale and older establishment, bud. | 1.2000 | 0.20000 | 10 | 9 | 0 | 1 |
1673 | Even the hamburger bun bailed... | 1.2000 | 0.13333 | 10 | 8 | 2 | 0 |
1674 | You're late......you're toast!...... | 1.2000 | 0.08165 | 40 | 34 | 3 | 2 |
1675 | I've got one in the toaster | 1.2000 | 0.13333 | 10 | 8 | 2 | 0 |
1676 | I don't care if you're French, you're not on the list | 1.2000 | 0.13333 | 10 | 8 | 2 | 0 |
1677 | I’m sorry but the Bagel party got the last one I have. No jacket, no service. | 1.2000 | 0.20000 | 10 | 9 | 0 | 1 |
1678 | You're toast, man! | 1.2000 | 0.13333 | 10 | 8 | 2 | 0 |
1679 | Sorry, your table cancelled. We won't be needing you tonight. | 1.2000 | 0.10690 | 15 | 12 | 3 | 0 |
1680 | My apologies. We don’t serve breakfast. | 1.2000 | 0.10000 | 25 | 21 | 2 | 1 |
1681 | I'm afraid we strictly gluten free. | 1.2000 | 0.13333 | 10 | 8 | 2 | 0 |
1682 | How do you mean, if I don’t let you in you’re toast? | 1.2000 | 0.13333 | 10 | 8 | 2 | 0 |
1683 | Are you here for lunch or to be lunch? | 1.2000 | 0.13333 | 10 | 8 | 2 | 0 |
1684 | It takes more than a bow tie to make you upper crust, you know. | 1.2000 | 0.13333 | 10 | 8 | 2 | 0 |
1685 | Your tie looks fine, but you've got far too much starch in your shirt. | 1.2000 | 0.13333 | 10 | 8 | 2 | 0 |
1686 | I'm sorry sir, we don't seat incomplete parties. When the rest of your sandwich arrives we'll be happy to accommodate you. | 1.2000 | 0.13333 | 10 | 8 | 2 | 0 |
1687 | I can sit you outside under the patio heaters if you don't mind getting a little toasted | 1.2000 | 0.13333 | 10 | 8 | 2 | 0 |
1688 | Are you hear to make the wedding reception toast? | 1.2000 | 0.20000 | 10 | 9 | 0 | 1 |
1689 | I’m sorry, we don’t recognize a crust as a jacket. | 1.2000 | 0.20000 | 10 | 9 | 0 | 1 |
1690 | Quit loafing around and get to work! | 1.2000 | 0.13333 | 10 | 8 | 2 | 0 |
1691 | I’m sorry, but all manna must wear jackets in the restaurant. | 1.2000 | 0.20000 | 10 | 9 | 0 | 1 |
1692 | Oh... I'm afraid the gentleman who made the reservation didn't specify it'd be a baker's dozen. | 1.2000 | 0.13333 | 10 | 8 | 2 | 0 |
1693 | I’m sorry sir, our dress code is no shirt, no shoes, no gluten. | 1.2000 | 0.13333 | 10 | 8 | 2 | 0 |
1694 | I'm sorry sir, the only table we have available is in the gluten free area. | 1.2000 | 0.10690 | 15 | 12 | 3 | 0 |
1695 | I’m afraid we’re upper crust. | 1.2000 | 0.10690 | 15 | 12 | 3 | 0 |
1696 | “Sorry, sir, our breadbaskets are full.” | 1.2000 | 0.13333 | 10 | 8 | 2 | 0 |
1697 | I apologize, sir, but our dress code is in place to keep seedy clientele out of this establishment. | 1.2000 | 0.13333 | 10 | 8 | 2 | 0 |
1698 | I'll seat you when the avocado arrives. | 1.2000 | 0.13333 | 10 | 8 | 2 | 0 |
1699 | Yes , a table if you promise not to get toasted. | 1.2000 | 0.20000 | 10 | 9 | 0 | 1 |
1700 | Sorry, sir. No carbs after 5pm. | 1.2000 | 0.20000 | 10 | 9 | 0 | 1 |
1701 | I’m afraid we won’t be able to seat you this evening! | 1.2000 | 0.13333 | 10 | 8 | 2 | 0 |
1702 | Dining room, patio, or basket? | 1.2000 | 0.13333 | 10 | 8 | 2 | 0 |
1703 | No dinner jacket..You’re toast.... | 1.2000 | 0.13333 | 10 | 8 | 2 | 0 |
1704 | I’m sure you are ‘the greatest thing’ but I still have no tables available. | 1.2000 | 0.13333 | 10 | 8 | 2 | 0 |
1705 | I’m sorry. But this isn’t the bread line. | 1.2000 | 0.13333 | 10 | 8 | 2 | 0 |
1706 | A delicious crust is not a jacket, sir. | 1.2000 | 0.13333 | 10 | 8 | 2 | 0 |
1707 | Some people are just... intolerant. | 1.2000 | 0.13333 | 10 | 8 | 2 | 0 |
1708 | His jokes are stale, but he still tastes good if toasted. | 1.2000 | 0.08165 | 25 | 19 | 5 | 0 |
1709 | Calm down, I'm not making THAT kind of toast. | 1.2000 | 0.13333 | 10 | 8 | 2 | 0 |
1710 | Not until the rest of your loaf arrives, I’m sorry. | 1.2000 | 0.13333 | 10 | 8 | 2 | 0 |
1711 | I'm sorry, but this dining room is gluten-free. | 1.2000 | 0.13333 | 10 | 8 | 2 | 0 |
1712 | Yes, I realize you’re Whole Wheat, but even ‘regular’ customers require reservations. | 1.2000 | 0.20000 | 10 | 9 | 0 | 1 |
1713 | I'm afraid we don't allow loafers in here. | 1.2000 | 0.13333 | 10 | 8 | 2 | 0 |
1714 | Why are you naked? | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
1715 | STOP I’m on keto | 1.2000 | 0.20000 | 10 | 9 | 0 | 1 |
1716 | Oh, my. I thought you were toast. | 1.2000 | 0.13333 | 10 | 8 | 2 | 0 |
1717 | You may be the toast of a town, but you are not the toast of this town. | 1.2000 | 0.13333 | 10 | 8 | 2 | 0 |
1718 | Yes, but I'm afraid you're not upper crust. | 1.2000 | 0.13333 | 10 | 8 | 2 | 0 |
1719 | All I have is one in the non-gluten section. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
1720 | Perfect. You are just in time for the toast. | 1.2000 | 0.13333 | 10 | 8 | 2 | 0 |
1721 | I don't see a Pumpernickel...party of 20. | 1.2000 | 0.13333 | 10 | 8 | 2 | 0 |
1722 | Epstein didn't kill himself. | 1.2000 | 0.22361 | 5 | 4 | 1 | 0 |
1723 | We’re gluten-friendly, but you still need a reservation. | 1.2000 | 0.13333 | 10 | 8 | 2 | 0 |
1724 | Sorry, but the meal here is gluten free | 1.1944 | 0.03607 | 36 | 31 | 5 | 0 |
1725 | I'm sorry sir, but we stop serving breakfast at 11:00 am. | 1.1944 | 0.08746 | 36 | 30 | 2 | 2 |
1726 | It was at that moment that Phil realized he was “the bread” of the restaurant. | 1.1935 | 0.07213 | 31 | 27 | 3 | 1 |
1727 | And will the Parkers be dining with you also this evening , Mr. Brioche? | 1.1935 | 0.05525 | 31 | 26 | 5 | 0 |
1728 | By yourself, you’re toast. | 1.1935 | 0.08575 | 31 | 26 | 4 | 1 |
1729 | I’m sorry sir, but we don’t have a gluten free menu. | 1.1935 | 0.07213 | 31 | 25 | 6 | 0 |
1730 | You know you need to dress up for the Toastmaster final presentation. | 1.1923 | 0.03922 | 26 | 23 | 2 | 0 |
1731 | Sorry Mr. French. Without maple, eggs and milk, you're toast. | 1.1923 | 0.05600 | 26 | 24 | 1 | 1 |
1732 | You forgot to bring butter!?? | 1.1905 | 0.04880 | 21 | 19 | 2 | 0 |
1733 | I'm am sorry but we don't serve white bread. | 1.1905 | 0.08781 | 21 | 17 | 4 | 0 |
1734 | Could it be under a different name? | 1.1875 | 0.13598 | 16 | 14 | 1 | 1 |
1735 | what do you mean I can't afford to eat here....Ive got tuns of bread | 1.1875 | 0.10078 | 16 | 13 | 3 | 0 |
1736 | We have our standards here. Don’t try to butter up to me. | 1.1875 | 0.10078 | 16 | 13 | 3 | 0 |
1737 | " I'm sorry sir, but we stop serving sandwiches in our main room after 5:00 PM. Would you like to see our Bar Menu? | 1.1852 | 0.09302 | 27 | 23 | 3 | 1 |
1738 | I'm sorry, sir, but we are now entirely gluten-free. | 1.1852 | 0.05436 | 27 | 22 | 4 | 0 |
1739 | Can U please be seated? I'm tired of loafing around! | 1.1852 | 0.07618 | 27 | 24 | 2 | 1 |
1740 | Sorry Sir, Ms Peanut Butter called, she is not coming. | 1.1842 | 0.09126 | 38 | 34 | 1 | 3 |
1741 | I am sorry Sliced, but we gave your table to the Iphone. He is now the best. | 1.1833 | 0.05570 | 60 | 52 | 6 | 2 |
1742 | I'm sorry sir, but they've already had a toast. | 1.1818 | 0.18182 | 11 | 10 | 0 | 1 |
1743 | I'm afraid we are ciabatta only, sir. | 1.1818 | 0.12197 | 11 | 9 | 2 | 0 |
1744 | When I said that we needed the sales team to dress up and make more bread, not dress up the bread. | 1.1818 | 0.12197 | 11 | 9 | 2 | 0 |
1745 | Pumpernickel told me you have been pocketing your cash tips. You can’t do that with your dough.” Bo Hirsch, Los Angeles, Calif. | 1.1818 | 0.09535 | 11 | 10 | 1 | 0 |
1746 | I'm sorry I can't seat you. We're a gluten-free restaurant. Edward Neufeld | 1.1818 | 0.12197 | 11 | 9 | 2 | 0 |
1747 | I have tried to be a winner on The New Yorker's week's cartoon for 1001 years. Do you know why I am not successful? | 1.1818 | 0.18182 | 11 | 10 | 0 | 1 |
1748 | We are hiring, but this place breaks guys like you. | 1.1818 | 0.12197 | 11 | 9 | 2 | 0 |
1749 | As a matter of fact, I can think of several items that are the greatest thing since you. | 1.1818 | 0.10683 | 22 | 19 | 2 | 1 |
1750 | I'm sorry, this is a gluten-free establishment. | 1.1818 | 0.12197 | 11 | 9 | 2 | 0 |
1751 | We stopped seating breakfast at 11... | 1.1818 | 0.12197 | 11 | 9 | 2 | 0 |
1752 | Sir, we’re spread a bit thin tonight, are we not? | 1.1818 | 0.12197 | 11 | 9 | 2 | 0 |
1753 | Sorry, you are not in menu today. | 1.1818 | 0.12197 | 11 | 9 | 2 | 0 |
1754 | I will escort you to your plate shortly, sir. | 1.1818 | 0.12197 | 11 | 9 | 2 | 0 |
1755 | I don't care if you are Wonder Bread, you still need a reservation. | 1.1818 | 0.08417 | 22 | 18 | 4 | 0 |
1756 | butter now than never? am i right? | 1.1818 | 0.12197 | 11 | 9 | 2 | 0 |
1757 | Would you prefer your usual PB&J or perhaps something more daring like ham'n swiss. | 1.1818 | 0.12197 | 11 | 9 | 2 | 0 |
1758 | I’m sorry, Dr. Sliced Bread. I can no longer seat you without a reservation here at The Greatest Thing restaurant. | 1.1818 | 0.12197 | 11 | 9 | 2 | 0 |
1759 | Sir, gluten-free doesn't mean that gluten eats for free. | 1.1818 | 0.18182 | 11 | 10 | 0 | 1 |
1760 | Sorry sir, we don’t serve breakfast until 7:00a.m. | 1.1818 | 0.18182 | 11 | 10 | 0 | 1 |
1761 | Sorry, sir, we don't allow basket cases. | 1.1818 | 0.12197 | 11 | 9 | 2 | 0 |
1762 | No, this is a roast. Your party is in conference room B. | 1.1818 | 0.12197 | 11 | 9 | 2 | 0 |
1763 | I'm afraid we don't serve sliced bread here. | 1.1818 | 0.12197 | 11 | 9 | 2 | 0 |
1764 | There's one for Crusty the Clown. | 1.1818 | 0.18182 | 11 | 10 | 0 | 1 |
1765 | We only allow white bread in this establishment. | 1.1818 | 0.12197 | 11 | 9 | 2 | 0 |
1766 | Sorry, we don't have a table, even for "the toast of the town." | 1.1818 | 0.12197 | 11 | 9 | 2 | 0 |
1767 | So sorry, but you'll knead a reservation. | 1.1818 | 0.18182 | 11 | 10 | 0 | 1 |
1768 | I'm terribly sorry, sir, but we do not serve gluten here. | 1.1818 | 0.12197 | 11 | 9 | 2 | 0 |
1769 | And here he is, ladies and gentlemen. The toast of the town. | 1.1818 | 0.18182 | 11 | 10 | 0 | 1 |
1770 | Sorry -- no pants, no shoes, no service! | 1.1818 | 0.12197 | 11 | 9 | 2 | 0 |
1771 | Isn't this the meeting place for Toastmasters? | 1.1818 | 0.12197 | 11 | 9 | 2 | 0 |
1772 | Nice tie. Do you want white, wheat or rye seating. | 1.1818 | 0.12197 | 11 | 9 | 2 | 0 |
1773 | Sorry peanut butter and jelly couldn't make it. Table for one, then. | 1.1818 | 0.12197 | 11 | 9 | 2 | 0 |
1774 | No, this has never been a pop-up restaurant. | 1.1818 | 0.12197 | 11 | 9 | 2 | 0 |
1775 | Sorry, sir. No gluten. | 1.1818 | 0.18182 | 11 | 10 | 0 | 1 |
1776 | Your early, the eggs are not here yet. Would you like some butter while you wait? | 1.1818 | 0.12197 | 11 | 9 | 2 | 0 |
1777 | This position isn’t for you. We’re strictly farm-to-table, whole grain. | 1.1818 | 0.12197 | 11 | 9 | 2 | 0 |
1778 | Doesn't matter you are a vegan sandwich. No entry without accompanying cheese. | 1.1818 | 0.12197 | 11 | 9 | 2 | 0 |
1779 | She wants to meet for breakfast ... | 1.1818 | 0.18182 | 11 | 10 | 0 | 1 |
1780 | I don't know where your parents are, but we were short on bread pudding this evening. | 1.1818 | 0.18182 | 11 | 10 | 0 | 1 |
1781 | Please welcome COUNT ZWEIBACK, the toast of Vienna | 1.1818 | 0.18182 | 11 | 10 | 0 | 1 |
1782 | Sorry, I have a 'Signore Pane' but I don't see a 'Monsieur le Pain' | 1.1818 | 0.12197 | 11 | 9 | 2 | 0 |
1783 | You can’t miss her, she’s a slice of rye. | 1.1818 | 0.12197 | 11 | 9 | 2 | 0 |
1784 | Your tie is crooked. | 1.1818 | 0.12197 | 11 | 9 | 2 | 0 |
1785 | As I mentioned previously, with the recent earnings figures, our employees are toast. Rebecca Hawkins | 1.1818 | 0.12197 | 11 | 9 | 2 | 0 |
1786 | And here's to the bride and groom! | 1.1818 | 0.18182 | 11 | 10 | 0 | 1 |
1787 | We serve bread here, but we don't serve bread here | 1.1818 | 0.12197 | 11 | 9 | 2 | 0 |
1788 | One piece of advice: if you get nervous up here, visualize everyone in the audience as naked slices of toast. | 1.1818 | 0.12197 | 11 | 9 | 2 | 0 |
1789 | Would you like to absorb a cocktail while you wait? | 1.1818 | 0.12197 | 11 | 9 | 2 | 0 |
1790 | Sure, I will have a seat at the bar, I'm only here to get toasted! | 1.1818 | 0.18182 | 11 | 10 | 0 | 1 |
1791 | Carl, what did I tell you about showing up to work toasted? | 1.1818 | 0.12197 | 11 | 9 | 2 | 0 |
1792 | I don’t see your name on the list, how did you say you know the muffin man? | 1.1818 | 0.18182 | 11 | 10 | 0 | 1 |
1793 | Please, when my wife finds out I didn’t make a reservation I’m toast. | 1.1818 | 0.12197 | 11 | 9 | 2 | 0 |
1794 | Who's the toastmaster here? | 1.1818 | 0.12197 | 11 | 9 | 2 | 0 |
1795 | Sorry, sir, we only have toasters for two. | 1.1818 | 0.12197 | 11 | 9 | 2 | 0 |
1796 | I’m sorry but we can’t seat you until the rest of your loaf arrives. | 1.1818 | 0.12197 | 11 | 9 | 2 | 0 |
1797 | Your party hasn't been seated. They're still at the bar, most of them toasted. | 1.1818 | 0.12197 | 11 | 9 | 2 | 0 |
1798 | Nice necktie! but we only seat fully clothed gentlemen. | 1.1818 | 0.12197 | 11 | 9 | 2 | 0 |
1799 | I'm sorry, sir. Your reservation is toast. | 1.1818 | 0.12197 | 11 | 9 | 2 | 0 |
1800 | Sir, I won’t be able to seat you until Ms. Jam and Mr. Butter arrive. | 1.1818 | 0.12197 | 11 | 9 | 2 | 0 |
1801 | Your wife and girlfriend had a fight. There are crumbs everywhere. | 1.1818 | 0.12197 | 11 | 9 | 2 | 0 |
1802 | No, glutens pay. | 1.1818 | 0.12197 | 11 | 9 | 2 | 0 |
1803 | Hurry up and hide in the basket on table 47. | 1.1818 | 0.12197 | 11 | 9 | 2 | 0 |
1804 | When I said you were toast, I meant you're fired! | 1.1818 | 0.12197 | 11 | 9 | 2 | 0 |
1805 | Sir, umm we only allow toast. | 1.1818 | 0.08417 | 22 | 18 | 4 | 0 |
1806 | I'm sorry, I cannot touch the thermostat. | 1.1818 | 0.12197 | 11 | 9 | 2 | 0 |
1807 | You're late, the toast has already begun! | 1.1818 | 0.08417 | 22 | 18 | 4 | 0 |
1808 | Our next speaker claims it's better to be rough around the edges than to go with the grain | 1.1818 | 0.12197 | 11 | 9 | 2 | 0 |
1809 | Sorry, sir. All the places in the toaster are unavailable now. | 1.1818 | 0.12197 | 11 | 9 | 2 | 0 |
1810 | It is so ordered... Raymond has been impeached as the President of Toastmasters. | 1.1818 | 0.18182 | 11 | 10 | 0 | 1 |
1811 | Sorry, whole wheat has gotta go in through the other door | 1.1818 | 0.18182 | 11 | 10 | 0 | 1 |
1812 | I'm sorry, but we only serve whole-grain. | 1.1818 | 0.12197 | 11 | 9 | 2 | 0 |
1813 | I'm sorry but we don't serve breakfast in this establishment. | 1.1818 | 0.12197 | 11 | 9 | 2 | 0 |
1814 | Unfortunately, we cannot seat your party until the meat, cheese, and second slice of bread arrive." | 1.1818 | 0.12197 | 11 | 9 | 2 | 0 |
1815 | I’m sorry. The waitresses do not appreciate your rye humour. | 1.1818 | 0.12197 | 11 | 9 | 2 | 0 |
1816 | I’m sorry, if you’re not at the table, then you’re on the menu. | 1.1818 | 0.12197 | 11 | 9 | 2 | 0 |
1817 | Let me guess. You are with those loafers at the bar. | 1.1818 | 0.12197 | 11 | 9 | 2 | 0 |
1818 | I'm sorry sir, it's not that kind of Toastmasters meeting. | 1.1818 | 0.12197 | 11 | 9 | 2 | 0 |
1819 | We gave your table to the peanut butter and jelly. | 1.1818 | 0.10683 | 22 | 19 | 1 | 1 |
1820 | Gluten free" refers to the cuisine. You'll still have to pay for dinner. | 1.1818 | 0.12197 | 11 | 9 | 2 | 0 |
1821 | Well, we could lend you a jacket, but you'd still be missing pants." | 1.1818 | 0.18182 | 11 | 10 | 0 | 1 |
1822 | Sorry sir, the kid asked for the bread without the crust | 1.1818 | 0.12197 | 11 | 9 | 2 | 0 |
1823 | If you're toasted, head to the bar, sir | 1.1818 | 0.12197 | 11 | 9 | 2 | 0 |
1824 | And now, accepting the award for best actress in a dramatic role, is her breakfast. | 1.1818 | 0.12197 | 11 | 9 | 2 | 0 |
1825 | Listen, I sympathize, but you have to bring bread to the tables, it's part of the job. | 1.1818 | 0.12197 | 11 | 9 | 2 | 0 |
1826 | I'm sorry, but this restaurant only serves gluten free options. -Dustin Jacobs, Los Angeles, CA | 1.1818 | 0.06818 | 33 | 26 | 6 | 0 |
1827 | I'm awfully sorry, Sir, but I cannot let you in without wearing a Bio label. | 1.1818 | 0.18182 | 11 | 10 | 0 | 1 |
1828 | I am sorry, sir, but I cannot seat you until the rest of your loaf has arrived. | 1.1818 | 0.12197 | 11 | 9 | 2 | 0 |
1829 | Where’s water? | 1.1818 | 0.12197 | 11 | 9 | 2 | 0 |
1830 | I know you wouldn’t be here today without the others, but unfortunately, they’re toast. | 1.1818 | 0.12197 | 11 | 9 | 2 | 0 |
1831 | I'm afraid they found your toast too wry. | 1.1800 | 0.05488 | 50 | 40 | 9 | 0 |
1832 | Gluten free area? | 1.1800 | 0.04686 | 50 | 42 | 8 | 0 |
1833 | I know formal attire is required but I was out of avocado | 1.1795 | 0.05026 | 39 | 34 | 5 | 0 |
1834 | Sorry, I don't see you on the grocery list. | 1.1786 | 0.05279 | 28 | 24 | 4 | 0 |
1835 | You know the drill. No shirt. No shoes. No service. | 1.1786 | 0.05279 | 28 | 24 | 4 | 0 |
1836 | She called him the best thing since you. I'm sorry you had to hear it from me. | 1.1786 | 0.08988 | 28 | 24 | 3 | 1 |
1837 | I brought my own food for the black tie event. | 1.1786 | 0.08988 | 28 | 24 | 3 | 1 |
1838 | Sorry, we're already full. | 1.1778 | 0.04808 | 45 | 40 | 4 | 1 |
1839 | I’m sorry. Even though you want to be the “toast of the town “, we’re not letting you in the kitchen. | 1.1765 | 0.02985 | 34 | 30 | 3 | 0 |
1840 | You’re late. You were supposed to arrive before the starter. | 1.1765 | 0.08927 | 34 | 29 | 2 | 2 |
1841 | Sorry, but only upper crust are welcome here. | 1.1765 | 0.06063 | 17 | 15 | 2 | 0 |
1842 | Sorry, you’re gonna need a Miracle. | 1.1765 | 0.08927 | 34 | 30 | 2 | 2 |
1843 | I'm sorry pal,you gotta wear pants in here. | 1.1750 | 0.06084 | 40 | 35 | 4 | 1 |
1844 | I’m sorry, sir. You misunderstood the notion of us catering strictly to upper crust clientele.” | 1.1739 | 0.08081 | 23 | 19 | 4 | 0 |
1845 | Sorry, we're low carb. We don't serve your kind here. | 1.1739 | 0.04718 | 46 | 38 | 7 | 0 |
1846 | Sir, bread is not smart and bow-tie is not casual. | 1.1739 | 0.03550 | 46 | 40 | 6 | 0 |
1847 | Yes sir, I understand, you do have a tie, but...well, it's the poppy seeds. | 1.1739 | 0.10239 | 23 | 19 | 2 | 1 |
1848 | Your tie is good, but if you show up in no pants, no shirt and no shave, the audience will eat you alive! | 1.1724 | 0.07139 | 29 | 24 | 5 | 0 |
1849 | Something better came along. | 1.1724 | 0.08694 | 29 | 25 | 3 | 1 |
1850 | Lets ignore this as an outlier and move on | 1.1667 | 0.09829 | 24 | 21 | 2 | 1 |
1851 | Go away! | 1.1667 | 0.18257 | 6 | 5 | 1 | 0 |
1852 | Table for one? I’m so sorry to hear about Melba. | 1.1667 | 0.18257 | 6 | 5 | 1 | 0 |
1853 | And now, an inspiring story from someone who made the journey from amber waves to your plate. | 1.1667 | 0.18257 | 6 | 5 | 1 | 0 |
1854 | No shirt, no service | 1.1667 | 0.18257 | 6 | 5 | 1 | 0 |
1855 | We can seat you in the gluten free section but there's a dress code and you'll have to lose the bow-tie: too reminiscent of wheat based pasta. | 1.1667 | 0.18257 | 6 | 5 | 1 | 0 |
1856 | My word! I didn't realize it was that kind of Toastmasters event. | 1.1667 | 0.11237 | 12 | 10 | 2 | 0 |
1857 | Sorry, no toasting for you, even if you're ready. | 1.1667 | 0.11237 | 12 | 10 | 2 | 0 |
1858 | George E. Jessel, you are not. | 1.1667 | 0.18257 | 6 | 5 | 1 | 0 |
1859 | I don't think I'm cut out for this | 1.1667 | 0.11237 | 12 | 9 | 2 | 0 |
1860 | ...and - which is more - you'll be a man, my bun! | 1.1667 | 0.18257 | 6 | 5 | 1 | 0 |
1861 | I'm sorry sir,but the Bowtie Club is gluten free. | 1.1667 | 0.18257 | 6 | 5 | 1 | 0 |
1862 | I 'm sorry, the invitation said "Roast". | 1.1667 | 0.11237 | 12 | 10 | 2 | 0 |
1863 | Our wait time for a table of one is somewhere between notch 3 and notch 5. | 1.1667 | 0.11237 | 12 | 10 | 2 | 0 |
1864 | I’m sorry but we are now gluten-free. | 1.1667 | 0.18257 | 6 | 5 | 1 | 0 |
1865 | I’m sorry, sir, but we just gave our last table to the best thing since sliced bread. | 1.1667 | 0.11237 | 12 | 10 | 2 | 0 |
1866 | Okay, so here's how it's going to go. Forty-seven people will write captions that are some variant on the most obvious choice, and one of them -- perhaps at random -- will be chosen the "winner." I'm sorry, I wish I had better news. | 1.1667 | 0.16667 | 12 | 11 | 0 | 1 |
1867 | Sorry, we can only serve you during breakfast. | 1.1667 | 0.18257 | 6 | 5 | 1 | 0 |
1868 | Sorry.....We don’t admit barefoot patrons | 1.1667 | 0.18257 | 6 | 5 | 1 | 0 |
1869 | Unfortunately, we must insist on a dress code of Kaiser Roll or higher. | 1.1667 | 0.11237 | 12 | 10 | 2 | 0 |
1870 | Are you here for Mr. Thomas' farewell party? | 1.1667 | 0.16667 | 12 | 11 | 0 | 1 |
1871 | Oh man, I'm Toast | 1.1667 | 0.11237 | 12 | 10 | 2 | 0 |
1872 | I only have a "Mr. Bagel" for 6 o'clock. | 1.1667 | 0.18257 | 6 | 5 | 1 | 0 |
1873 | Sir, are you trying to butter me up? | 1.1667 | 0.18257 | 6 | 5 | 1 | 0 |
1874 | Giant mutated piece of bread or not, the dress code clearly states that pants must be worn at all times. | 1.1667 | 0.18257 | 6 | 5 | 1 | 0 |
1875 | "If you want to be served, we have seating currently available in the toaster. | 1.1667 | 0.18257 | 6 | 5 | 1 | 0 |
1876 | We don’t serve your kind here, sir. | 1.1667 | 0.18257 | 6 | 5 | 1 | 0 |
1877 | You know the manager? I'll ask, but that seems a bit half-baked. | 1.1667 | 0.18257 | 6 | 5 | 1 | 0 |
1878 | Sorry, I can’t seat you, sir; as of yesterday we are a completely gluten free establishment. | 1.1667 | 0.11237 | 12 | 10 | 2 | 0 |
1879 | I'd like to seat you sir, but I'm afraid we're gluten free. | 1.1667 | 0.18257 | 6 | 5 | 1 | 0 |
1880 | No, I'm the maitre d', and you're supposed to butter me up. | 1.1667 | 0.16667 | 12 | 11 | 0 | 1 |
1881 | I'm terribly sorry sir, but we absolutely cannot allow day old bread in our restaurant! | 1.1667 | 0.18257 | 6 | 5 | 1 | 0 |
1882 | Yes, a jacket is really required. | 1.1667 | 0.18257 | 6 | 5 | 1 | 0 |
1883 | Next time, try landing butter side up | 1.1667 | 0.18257 | 6 | 5 | 1 | 0 |
1884 | ...But they said this was Toastmasters! | 1.1667 | 0.18257 | 6 | 5 | 1 | 0 |
1885 | The name is Croque, Monsieur. | 1.1667 | 0.11237 | 12 | 10 | 2 | 0 |
1886 | Sorry, we only serve the upper crust. | 1.1667 | 0.18257 | 6 | 5 | 1 | 0 |
1887 | Sorry, you're toast, buddy. | 1.1667 | 0.11237 | 12 | 10 | 2 | 0 |
1888 | The Toastmasters only accept gluten-free members now. | 1.1667 | 0.18257 | 6 | 5 | 1 | 0 |
1889 | Crust me. I knead the job, and won't loaf. | 1.1667 | 0.08419 | 30 | 25 | 3 | 1 |
1890 | Not even for the Toast of the Town? | 1.1667 | 0.11237 | 12 | 10 | 2 | 0 |
1891 | We will be able to let you in, in a moment. The best man is making a you. | 1.1667 | 0.18257 | 6 | 5 | 1 | 0 |
1892 | Sorry sir, we don’t have any gluten-free options. | 1.1667 | 0.18257 | 6 | 5 | 1 | 0 |
1893 | My other half has all the dough! | 1.1667 | 0.18257 | 6 | 5 | 1 | 0 |
1894 | I am so sorry...but following dress code, gluten is not permitted | 1.1667 | 0.18257 | 6 | 5 | 1 | 0 |
1895 | Yes, we do serve toast, but we will not serve toast. | 1.1667 | 0.11237 | 12 | 10 | 2 | 0 |
1896 | Sir, I think you're in the wrong place. | 1.1667 | 0.04915 | 24 | 21 | 3 | 0 |
1897 | I can't seat you without your butter half. | 1.1667 | 0.18257 | 6 | 5 | 1 | 0 |
1898 | But mother swore! We were all upper crust! | 1.1667 | 0.18257 | 6 | 5 | 1 | 0 |
1899 | Never seat anyone right away. Always have them to wait three minutes till the sound of the ding. | 1.1667 | 0.18257 | 6 | 5 | 1 | 0 |
1900 | Terribly sorry, sir, but outside food is not allowed in this restaurant. | 1.1667 | 0.11237 | 12 | 10 | 2 | 0 |
1901 | I'm sorry, but we're now a gluten-free establishment. | 1.1667 | 0.18257 | 6 | 5 | 1 | 0 |
1902 | Gluten free? Even if its Oats, Peas, Beans, and Barley, everyone pays. | 1.1667 | 0.18257 | 6 | 5 | 1 | 0 |
1903 | I'm sorry sir, only the Upper Crust permitted inside. | 1.1667 | 0.18257 | 6 | 5 | 1 | 0 |
1904 | Sorry sir, the bread baskets are already full. | 1.1667 | 0.18257 | 6 | 5 | 1 | 0 |
1905 | Sorry, Sir,shoes and butter are required | 1.1667 | 0.11237 | 12 | 10 | 2 | 0 |
1906 | But they invited me to say a few words about the honoee. | 1.1667 | 0.18257 | 6 | 5 | 1 | 0 |
1907 | I'm sorry, sir. We can't seat you until your whole loaf is here. | 1.1667 | 0.18257 | 6 | 5 | 1 | 0 |
1908 | Sorry,we only serve bread in baskets. | 1.1667 | 0.18257 | 6 | 5 | 1 | 0 |
1909 | The award goes to the...breadwinner. | 1.1667 | 0.18257 | 6 | 5 | 1 | 0 |
1910 | I'm sorry Sir, but I cannot seat you until your entire loaf is here. | 1.1667 | 0.18257 | 6 | 5 | 1 | 0 |
1911 | I'm so sorry. Our gluten free section is completely sold out for tonight. | 1.1667 | 0.18257 | 6 | 5 | 1 | 0 |
1912 | Formality notwithstanding, consumables enter kitchen door. | 1.1667 | 0.18257 | 6 | 5 | 1 | 0 |
1913 | Yes, we seated a potato, but he had a jacket. | 1.1667 | 0.11237 | 12 | 10 | 2 | 0 |
1914 | Sorry sir I can't let you in, and the manager doesn't like being buttered up. | 1.1667 | 0.11237 | 12 | 10 | 2 | 0 |
1915 | No pants, no shoes, no service | 1.1667 | 0.18257 | 6 | 5 | 1 | 0 |
1916 | I can’t seat you now, the pigeons are at table 6. | 1.1667 | 0.18257 | 6 | 5 | 1 | 0 |
1917 | I do apologize, but I'm afraid it iss baguette attire only. | 1.1667 | 0.06299 | 36 | 30 | 6 | 0 |
1918 | For a toaster it’s a thirty minute wait | 1.1667 | 0.18257 | 6 | 5 | 1 | 0 |
1919 | yes, thank you, i have a reservation under the name "mr bread slice" | 1.1667 | 0.18257 | 6 | 5 | 1 | 0 |
1920 | No shirt, no shoes, no gluten. | 1.1667 | 0.11237 | 12 | 10 | 2 | 0 |
1921 | I'm sorry sir - I'm afraid this is a gluten-free establishment. | 1.1667 | 0.18257 | 6 | 5 | 1 | 0 |
1922 | I'm afraid you'll need both a tie and jacket, Sir. | 1.1667 | 0.11237 | 12 | 10 | 2 | 0 |
1923 | Let me take over ... I'm a more qualified Toastmaster. | 1.1667 | 0.11237 | 12 | 10 | 2 | 0 |
1924 | Sorry, I can't serve you until your entire sandwich has arrived. | 1.1667 | 0.16667 | 12 | 11 | 0 | 1 |
1925 | I'm sorry we are going to have to let you go. The restaurant is going gluten-free. | 1.1667 | 0.12127 | 18 | 16 | 1 | 1 |
1926 | I'm sorry sir. The baskets are reserved for sticks. | 1.1667 | 0.18257 | 6 | 5 | 1 | 0 |
1927 | It looks like I only have tables available in the gluten-free section right now, so it might be awhile. | 1.1667 | 0.11237 | 12 | 10 | 2 | 0 |
1928 | I need for you to Butter Up. | 1.1667 | 0.18257 | 6 | 5 | 1 | 0 |
1929 | I have you listed as the host. | 1.1667 | 0.16667 | 12 | 11 | 0 | 1 |
1930 | Sorry, but the party of four was toasted as a party of three... | 1.1667 | 0.18257 | 6 | 5 | 1 | 0 |
1931 | How can whole wheat be gluten free | 1.1667 | 0.18257 | 6 | 5 | 1 | 0 |
1932 | But I was supposed to deliver the BIG TOAST after my speech! | 1.1667 | 0.11237 | 12 | 10 | 2 | 0 |
1933 | I'm sorry Howard, I know you've been dressed up, but they just don't seem to like gluten-free bread. | 1.1667 | 0.11237 | 12 | 10 | 2 | 0 |
1934 | I thought you were expecting me Master. | 1.1667 | 0.18257 | 6 | 5 | 1 | 0 |
1935 | If you go out like that, they'll eat you alive! | 1.1667 | 0.18257 | 6 | 5 | 1 | 0 |
1936 | We don’t serve food here. | 1.1667 | 0.18257 | 6 | 5 | 1 | 0 |
1937 | 'When I said it was a sandwich course, this was not what I meant...' | 1.1667 | 0.11237 | 12 | 10 | 2 | 0 |
1938 | Solo,with no salad,fries or beverage to join you ? | 1.1667 | 0.16667 | 12 | 11 | 0 | 1 |
1939 | I'm sorry sir, but we require shoes in this establishment. | 1.1667 | 0.11237 | 12 | 10 | 2 | 0 |
1940 | Yes, sir, this is the Toastmasters' meeting, but I do not think it means what you think it means. | 1.1667 | 0.16667 | 12 | 11 | 0 | 1 |
1941 | You’ve definitely got the ‘toast’, but it’s the ‘master’ bit that worries me. | 1.1667 | 0.04880 | 36 | 33 | 2 | 1 |
1942 | I'm afraid your group had to be removed from the table before the entree was served | 1.1667 | 0.07771 | 24 | 20 | 4 | 0 |
1943 | I'm sorry, sir. That's just an expression. | 1.1667 | 0.18257 | 6 | 5 | 1 | 0 |
1944 | I'm sorry, we don't serve sandwiches here. | 1.1667 | 0.18257 | 6 | 5 | 1 | 0 |
1945 | The reservation is under Toasted. | 1.1667 | 0.11237 | 12 | 10 | 2 | 0 |
1946 | Sorry, this establishment is strictly gluten free. | 1.1667 | 0.18257 | 6 | 5 | 1 | 0 |
1947 | I'm sorry, sir, we only serve rye. | 1.1667 | 0.11237 | 12 | 10 | 2 | 0 |
1948 | I asked for someone to give a toast not be a toast | 1.1667 | 0.18257 | 6 | 5 | 1 | 0 |
1949 | I knew my time was up soon, but I never thought I would be replaced by Naan other than a real person | 1.1667 | 0.18257 | 6 | 5 | 1 | 0 |
1950 | I’m sorry, we don’t serve bread here. | 1.1667 | 0.18257 | 6 | 5 | 1 | 0 |
1951 | The reviews are in: "Crumby!" "Stale!" Let's face it: You're toast. | 1.1667 | 0.11237 | 12 | 10 | 2 | 0 |
1952 | Sorry. No reservation under PB&J. | 1.1667 | 0.16667 | 12 | 11 | 0 | 1 |
1953 | I'm sorry. We don't serve anyone even slightly toasted. | 1.1667 | 0.11237 | 12 | 10 | 2 | 0 |
1954 | I'm sorry, Sir, but they have accidentally eaten your partner. | 1.1667 | 0.11237 | 12 | 10 | 2 | 0 |
1955 | They said they wanted me to give the wedding toast. | 1.1667 | 0.18257 | 6 | 5 | 1 | 0 |
1956 | Sorry, You are not gluten free. | 1.1667 | 0.18257 | 6 | 5 | 1 | 0 |
1957 | I'm sorry sir, but they're making a toast not hosting one. | 1.1667 | 0.11237 | 12 | 10 | 2 | 0 |
1958 | It's got nothing to do with how you're dressed...it's because of your colour. | 1.1667 | 0.18257 | 6 | 5 | 1 | 0 |
1959 | I’m sorry, I was expecting toast. | 1.1667 | 0.11237 | 12 | 10 | 2 | 0 |
1960 | I'm sorry but table four requested bread. | 1.1667 | 0.11237 | 12 | 10 | 2 | 0 |
1961 | ‘The bow tie is good. But where’s the pants.’ | 1.1667 | 0.18257 | 6 | 5 | 1 | 0 |
1962 | I'm sorry, sir. You aren't free and unlimited here. | 1.1667 | 0.11237 | 12 | 10 | 2 | 0 |
1963 | No soup for you, I'm afraid. | 1.1667 | 0.11237 | 12 | 10 | 2 | 0 |
1964 | I'm your stomach messing with your brain. | 1.1667 | 0.18257 | 6 | 5 | 1 | 0 |
1965 | Would you prefer a seat at a booth, table, or basket? | 1.1667 | 0.18257 | 6 | 5 | 1 | 0 |
1966 | Sorry, sir, when you asked us to "toast" her, we didn't realize you meant a speech. | 1.1667 | 0.11237 | 12 | 10 | 2 | 0 |
1967 | Yes, I know who you are but unfortunately, you are no longer considered the greatest thing. | 1.1667 | 0.11237 | 12 | 10 | 2 | 0 |
1968 | I can tell it’s still you. | 1.1667 | 0.18257 | 6 | 5 | 1 | 0 |
1969 | I’m so sorry - this event is gluten free. | 1.1667 | 0.11237 | 12 | 10 | 2 | 0 |
1970 | Bow tie notwithstanding, I cannot overlook the lack of a shirt or shoes, sir. | 1.1667 | 0.06920 | 30 | 25 | 5 | 0 |
1971 | I’m waiting for my other half, so we can squeeze in something to eat. | 1.1667 | 0.16667 | 12 | 11 | 0 | 1 |
1972 | We can’t serve you here, Sir. This is a gluten free restaurant. | 1.1667 | 0.18257 | 6 | 5 | 1 | 0 |
1973 | I hear you’re meeting the Big Cheese. | 1.1667 | 0.18257 | 6 | 5 | 1 | 0 |
1974 | Sorry sir, we don't seat toasts unless they're in a jam. | 1.1667 | 0.18257 | 6 | 5 | 1 | 0 |
1975 | Of course we serve food here. Just not carbohydrates. | 1.1667 | 0.18257 | 6 | 5 | 1 | 0 |
1976 | I’m sorry, sir, but you will need a dinner jacket as well. | 1.1667 | 0.11237 | 12 | 10 | 2 | 0 |
1977 | Sorry, new policy. The Millenials are uncomfortable around you. | 1.1667 | 0.11237 | 12 | 10 | 2 | 0 |
1978 | I’ll have them bring you the gluten-free menu. | 1.1622 | 0.07263 | 37 | 32 | 4 | 1 |
1979 | You won't be able to rise in here. It's a gluten-free restaurant. | 1.1622 | 0.06143 | 37 | 31 | 6 | 0 |
1980 | Unfortunately, cheese could not attend tonight. | 1.1613 | 0.06715 | 31 | 25 | 5 | 0 |
1981 | Not to get a rise out of you, but I don’t see a reservation here. | 1.1613 | 0.06715 | 31 | 28 | 2 | 1 |
1982 | You’re too late. They’ve already toasted the other guests of honor. | 1.1613 | 0.09386 | 31 | 28 | 1 | 2 |
1983 | Be careful what you wish for. | 1.1613 | 0.06715 | 31 | 26 | 5 | 0 |
1984 | I’m sorry, but you’re not enriched enough to eat here. | 1.1613 | 0.06715 | 31 | 26 | 5 | 0 |
1985 | We serve crabs, but we don't serve bread. | 1.1613 | 0.08161 | 31 | 25 | 3 | 1 |
1986 | 'Don't worry,sir,we keep the room temperature nice and toasty'. | 1.1600 | 0.07483 | 25 | 21 | 4 | 0 |
1987 | I’m sorry, “Toast of The Town” was cancelled. | 1.1600 | 0.04761 | 25 | 21 | 3 | 0 |
1988 | I'm sorry, sir. You're simply underdressed. | 1.1600 | 0.07483 | 25 | 21 | 4 | 0 |
1989 | Do we tell him he’s lactose intolerant? | 1.1591 | 0.04532 | 44 | 35 | 6 | 0 |
1990 | I'm sorry sir. We are 100% gluten-free. | 1.1579 | 0.04660 | 38 | 33 | 5 | 0 |
1991 | And the winner is, for best invention... | 1.1579 | 0.11504 | 19 | 16 | 1 | 1 |
1992 | Ok, I put on a tie. Now will you serve me? | 1.1579 | 0.11504 | 19 | 17 | 1 | 1 |
1993 | Sorry,but the Toastmasters convention was last night . | 1.1562 | 0.07918 | 32 | 27 | 3 | 1 |
1994 | It said black fry optional... | 1.1562 | 0.06521 | 32 | 26 | 5 | 0 |
1995 | I am sorry, sir, but the dress code does require shoes. | 1.1538 | 0.10415 | 13 | 11 | 2 | 0 |
1996 | I don’t care what you do on your day off, but that butter is for the customers. | 1.1538 | 0.02696 | 39 | 35 | 4 | 0 |
1997 | I appreciate the tie, but I am afraid we still still have a 'no shoes, no shirt, no service' policy. | 1.1538 | 0.10415 | 13 | 11 | 2 | 0 |
1998 | I'm sorry, but you can't be seated until your entire sandwich is here. | 1.1538 | 0.10415 | 13 | 11 | 2 | 0 |
1999 | But sir, I would LOVE to see the live jam | 1.1538 | 0.10415 | 13 | 11 | 2 | 0 |
2000 | I can't seat you, this is a gluten-free establishment. | 1.1538 | 0.03922 | 26 | 25 | 1 | 0 |
2001 | Can you say Archaic ? I know you can. | 1.1538 | 0.09102 | 26 | 23 | 2 | 1 |
2002 | I'm Bread, my name should be on the menu. | 1.1538 | 0.10415 | 13 | 11 | 2 | 0 |
2003 | The best I can do is to sandwich you in somewhere at the bar. | 1.1538 | 0.10415 | 13 | 11 | 2 | 0 |
2004 | Hey, you shop there too. | 1.1538 | 0.10415 | 13 | 10 | 2 | 0 |
2005 | No Melba it’s a toastmasters meeting” | 1.1538 | 0.10415 | 13 | 11 | 2 | 0 |
2006 | The Journal says our act has gotten stale. | 1.1538 | 0.10415 | 13 | 11 | 2 | 0 |
2007 | You're not well-bred enough. | 1.1538 | 0.10415 | 13 | 11 | 2 | 0 |
2008 | I'm sorry sir but the rest of your party's been eaten. | 1.1538 | 0.10415 | 13 | 11 | 2 | 0 |
2009 | Our reservation list is full for this evening, but I can probably sandwich you in at 11 with the Krafts who are also singles. | 1.1538 | 0.10415 | 13 | 11 | 2 | 0 |
2010 | You look like you’ve just seen a toast. | 1.1515 | 0.06338 | 33 | 30 | 2 | 1 |
2011 | I'm sorry but Butter cancelled the reservation. | 1.1500 | 0.05130 | 20 | 18 | 2 | 0 |
2012 | I'm sorry. We don't serve bread at the table in this restaurant. | 1.1500 | 0.05130 | 20 | 18 | 2 | 0 |
2013 | I’m sorry, sir, we have reservations about white bread. | 1.1500 | 0.08192 | 20 | 17 | 3 | 0 |
2014 | You're late. You missed the toast. | 1.1500 | 0.05718 | 40 | 34 | 6 | 0 |
2015 | Talk about rat race huh | 1.1489 | 0.06067 | 47 | 40 | 5 | 1 |
2016 | I'm sorry, they've removed you from the list, thanks to KETO. | 1.1481 | 0.06967 | 27 | 23 | 4 | 0 |
2017 | Sorry, sir, but the Whole Wheat meet-up was last night. Tonight's rye. | 1.1471 | 0.07472 | 34 | 30 | 3 | 1 |
2018 | I'm sorry, this is a gluten-free restaurant. | 1.1471 | 0.02985 | 34 | 30 | 3 | 0 |
2019 | I feel like I’m spread too thin! | 1.1471 | 0.07472 | 34 | 29 | 3 | 1 |
2020 | Toast this | 1.1463 | 0.04363 | 41 | 36 | 5 | 0 |
2021 | You're the toast of the town Filling by Oscar Meyer Accepting Emmy - Michelle Obama | 1.1463 | 0.06590 | 41 | 31 | 4 | 1 |
2022 | Angela, when does the copyright for ‘Rat Pack’ expire? | 1.1429 | 0.15430 | 7 | 6 | 1 | 0 |
2023 | SO Clearly he isnt vegan | 1.1429 | 0.07825 | 21 | 18 | 3 | 0 |
2024 | Are you Mr. Potato Bread? | 1.1429 | 0.06440 | 42 | 36 | 4 | 1 |
2025 | I,m sorry sir, we have a roast scheduled for tonight, I believe the toast is tomorrow night. | 1.1429 | 0.15430 | 7 | 6 | 1 | 0 |
2026 | You’re making our low carb guests uncomfortable. | 1.1429 | 0.15430 | 7 | 6 | 1 | 0 |
2027 | I’m sorry, I don’t show any reservations for Artisanal” | 1.1429 | 0.15430 | 7 | 6 | 1 | 0 |
2028 | You didn't bring your peanut butter and jelly?! | 1.1429 | 0.15430 | 7 | 6 | 1 | 0 |
2029 | Sorry, but I can’t seat you until the rest of your loaf arrives. | 1.1429 | 0.15430 | 7 | 6 | 1 | 0 |
2030 | I'm sorry to disappoint you. But Toastmasters isn't for toast. | 1.1429 | 0.15430 | 7 | 6 | 1 | 0 |
2031 | Lady Marmalade sends her regrets. | 1.1429 | 0.15430 | 7 | 6 | 1 | 0 |
2032 | Hello. I’m meeting a friend....Bow tie Pasta. | 1.1429 | 0.15430 | 7 | 6 | 1 | 0 |
2033 | I tried to ask the genie to make me head waiter. | 1.1429 | 0.15430 | 7 | 6 | 1 | 0 |
2034 | Ninety? Ninety? Thank you! Ninety-five? Ninety-five? He's yummy! Thank you! A dollar? A dollar? Anyone bid a dollar to take a bite out of Jimmy? | 1.1429 | 0.15430 | 7 | 6 | 1 | 0 |
2035 | Lose the bow tie, Reggie. Table four wants more bread. | 1.1429 | 0.15430 | 7 | 6 | 1 | 0 |
2036 | No, I asked if you would be willing to give a toast. | 1.1429 | 0.15430 | 7 | 6 | 1 | 0 |
2037 | You’ve got to wait until all of the other grains get here before we seat your party. | 1.1429 | 0.15430 | 7 | 6 | 1 | 0 |
2038 | Sorry, sir. You may enter only when accompanied by butter. | 1.1429 | 0.15430 | 7 | 6 | 1 | 0 |
2039 | I'm sorry we only have one table left, and it's reserved for a Mr Honky. | 1.1429 | 0.15430 | 7 | 6 | 1 | 0 |
2040 | I wonder why you didn't make a reservation? | 1.1429 | 0.15430 | 7 | 6 | 1 | 0 |
2041 | Reservation, schmezervation! No shoes, no shirt, no service! | 1.1429 | 0.15430 | 7 | 6 | 1 | 0 |
2042 | Come back for breakast! | 1.1429 | 0.15430 | 7 | 6 | 1 | 0 |
2043 | A jacket is mandatory; bow ties are optional. | 1.1429 | 0.15430 | 7 | 6 | 1 | 0 |
2044 | Although we embrace inclusiveness at these celiac information sessions, you are not welcome here. Frankly sir, you make us sick. | 1.1429 | 0.15430 | 7 | 6 | 1 | 0 |
2045 | I have reservations for Pita party of six, Rye party of two, and WheatBread party of 12, but nothing for a Whitebread party of one... | 1.1429 | 0.15430 | 7 | 6 | 1 | 0 |
2046 | Sir, I’m sorry but the Toastmasters met last night. | 1.1429 | 0.15430 | 7 | 6 | 1 | 0 |
2047 | We’re full of bread, sorry. | 1.1429 | 0.15430 | 7 | 6 | 1 | 0 |
2048 | Sorry, but no one's seated without a coat of olive oil. | 1.1429 | 0.15430 | 7 | 6 | 1 | 0 |
2049 | Will it be only you dining with us this evening or the entire loaf? | 1.1429 | 0.15430 | 7 | 6 | 1 | 0 |
2050 | The toast is about to begin sir." "But my whole family is in there! | 1.1429 | 0.15430 | 7 | 6 | 1 | 0 |
2051 | Table for two, Mrs.Butter is on her way. | 1.1429 | 0.15430 | 7 | 6 | 1 | 0 |
2052 | We're full right now, but I expect a slot to pop up in a few minutes. | 1.1429 | 0.15430 | 7 | 6 | 1 | 0 |
2053 | I'm sorry, the reservation is Toast. | 1.1429 | 0.15430 | 7 | 6 | 1 | 0 |
2054 | Do you want to wait for another hour? A loaf of people are have come here tonight | 1.1429 | 0.15430 | 7 | 6 | 1 | 0 |
2055 | Sorry, we don't have a table that is further from the toaster. | 1.1429 | 0.15430 | 7 | 6 | 1 | 0 |
2056 | Wow. Walking bread. Are you going to the bread convention or something you stupid fucking loaf? Dumb idiot bread... | 1.1429 | 0.15430 | 7 | 6 | 1 | 0 |
2057 | I’m terribly sorry, sir, but this is an upper crust establishment. | 1.1429 | 0.15430 | 7 | 6 | 1 | 0 |
2058 | Sorry, no weird doughs allowed. | 1.1429 | 0.15430 | 7 | 6 | 1 | 0 |
2059 | my balls hurt | 1.1429 | 0.15430 | 7 | 6 | 1 | 0 |
2060 | Sorry, this is Roastmasters. | 1.1429 | 0.15430 | 7 | 6 | 1 | 0 |
2061 | Sorry, out of white, but I can mate you with pumpernickel. Sorry, out of white, but I can mate you with pumpernickel. | 1.1429 | 0.15430 | 7 | 6 | 1 | 0 |
2062 | I’m sorry, we’re actually gluten-free. | 1.1429 | 0.15430 | 7 | 6 | 1 | 0 |
2063 | I'm sorry, you're not on the ingredients. | 1.1429 | 0.15430 | 7 | 6 | 1 | 0 |
2064 | I’m sorry sir, but we do not have a spare dinner jacket in your shape. | 1.1429 | 0.15430 | 7 | 6 | 1 | 0 |
2065 | Sorry, sir, we will be unable to seat you until your entire party arrives. | 1.1429 | 0.15430 | 7 | 6 | 1 | 0 |
2066 | I'm sorry sir this is a Thai restaurant,we don't serve bread. | 1.1429 | 0.15430 | 7 | 6 | 1 | 0 |
2067 | It's a bread tie event. | 1.1429 | 0.15430 | 7 | 6 | 1 | 0 |
2068 | I'm truly sorry, Sir, we do not serve gluten here. | 1.1429 | 0.15430 | 7 | 6 | 1 | 0 |
2069 | Sir, where are your trousers? | 1.1429 | 0.15430 | 7 | 6 | 1 | 0 |
2070 | You may well be wearing a bow tie, sir, but we’ve a strict rule against loafers. | 1.1429 | 0.15430 | 7 | 6 | 1 | 0 |
2071 | I'm sorry. We do not have a reservation for a Mr. Wonder. | 1.1429 | 0.15430 | 7 | 6 | 1 | 0 |
2072 | If I may begin with a rye anecdote. | 1.1429 | 0.15430 | 7 | 6 | 1 | 0 |
2073 | Please seat me away from the kitchen or I'll be toast | 1.1429 | 0.15430 | 7 | 6 | 1 | 0 |
2074 | We know. You want to propose a toast...... | 1.1429 | 0.15430 | 7 | 6 | 1 | 0 |
2075 | I’m looking for a slice of the good life; surely you have a table where I can toast to that. | 1.1429 | 0.15430 | 7 | 6 | 1 | 0 |
2076 | I apologize sir, we’ve been burned one too many times. | 1.1429 | 0.15430 | 7 | 6 | 1 | 0 |
2077 | I am sorry sir, you cannot butter me up. | 1.1429 | 0.15430 | 7 | 6 | 1 | 0 |
2078 | Yes the reservation is for two the name is | 1.1429 | 0.15430 | 7 | 6 | 1 | 0 |
2079 | Spongebob manages it somehow. Sorry, no exceptions. | 1.1429 | 0.15430 | 7 | 6 | 1 | 0 |
2080 | I don't care if you're The Toast of the Town, you still need a reservation. | 1.1429 | 0.15430 | 7 | 6 | 1 | 0 |
2081 | Don't you have a reservation under "Peanut Butter" and his date "Jelly?" | 1.1429 | 0.15430 | 7 | 6 | 1 | 0 |
2082 | The bowtie is not enough; you will need shoes. | 1.1429 | 0.15430 | 7 | 6 | 1 | 0 |
2083 | I'm sorry, but the toast comes at the END of the reception. | 1.1429 | 0.15430 | 7 | 6 | 1 | 0 |
2084 | Sorry, but with no reservation you're toast. | 1.1429 | 0.15430 | 7 | 6 | 1 | 0 |
2085 | Sorry sir it is coat and tie. | 1.1429 | 0.15430 | 7 | 6 | 1 | 0 |
2086 | Forget it, your nothing but toast around here! | 1.1429 | 0.15430 | 7 | 6 | 1 | 0 |
2087 | I don’t care if you are the toast of the town, you don’t have a reservation! | 1.1429 | 0.15430 | 7 | 6 | 1 | 0 |
2088 | We're EEO compliant, but the opening is for a host, not a toast. | 1.1429 | 0.15430 | 7 | 6 | 1 | 0 |
2089 | Can you turn down the heat? It is a bit toasty in here. | 1.1429 | 0.15430 | 7 | 6 | 1 | 0 |
2090 | Oh, I'm sorry, Toastmasters was last Monday. | 1.1429 | 0.15430 | 7 | 6 | 1 | 0 |
2091 | I'm afraid we do not serve white bread here. | 1.1429 | 0.15430 | 7 | 6 | 1 | 0 |
2092 | Back again? Screw up once more and you're toast. | 1.1429 | 0.09705 | 14 | 12 | 2 | 0 |
2093 | I'm sorry. You are very late. We did not hold the mayo. | 1.1429 | 0.15430 | 7 | 6 | 1 | 0 |
2094 | And at what point did you realise you were toast? | 1.1429 | 0.15430 | 7 | 6 | 1 | 0 |
2095 | I’m sorry, were out of breadsticks tonight. | 1.1429 | 0.15430 | 7 | 6 | 1 | 0 |
2096 | Nothing under avocado either sir | 1.1429 | 0.15430 | 7 | 6 | 1 | 0 |
2097 | Sorry, we have a strict avocado jacket policy. | 1.1429 | 0.15430 | 7 | 6 | 1 | 0 |
2098 | Sorry, Lou...With our new gluten free menu options we're attracting a demographic that finds your presence up front somewhat disturbing." | 1.1429 | 0.15430 | 7 | 6 | 1 | 0 |
2099 | She told me to tell you to ruin someone else's life. | 1.1429 | 0.15430 | 7 | 6 | 1 | 0 |
2100 | Now let me hand over to Daly Damper, the valedictorian from this year's sandwich course. | 1.1429 | 0.15430 | 7 | 6 | 1 | 0 |
2101 | I'm sorry Freddy, but this is a Keto-friendly event. | 1.1429 | 0.15430 | 7 | 6 | 1 | 0 |
2102 | No, it's not free. And anyway, isn't that essentially cannibalism? | 1.1429 | 0.15430 | 7 | 6 | 1 | 0 |
2103 | So you're only here for the toast? | 1.1429 | 0.15430 | 7 | 6 | 1 | 0 |
2104 | I'm sorry, but Butter is already seated with Croissant at Table 4. | 1.1429 | 0.15430 | 7 | 6 | 1 | 0 |
2105 | Sir, I cannot seat you without the rest of your party... or your outfit” | 1.1429 | 0.15430 | 7 | 6 | 1 | 0 |
2106 | Sorry but we serve bread, not seat it. | 1.1429 | 0.15430 | 7 | 6 | 1 | 0 |
2107 | No shoes, no shirt, no service, even if you are Wonder Bread. | 1.1429 | 0.15430 | 7 | 6 | 1 | 0 |
2108 | I was hoping for George Clooney to be my master | 1.1429 | 0.15430 | 7 | 6 | 1 | 0 |
2109 | No, Monsieur Pain! We cannot seat you by the fireplace. | 1.1429 | 0.15430 | 7 | 6 | 1 | 0 |
2110 | Our speaker today embodies the spirit of Toastmasters International | 1.1429 | 0.15430 | 7 | 6 | 1 | 0 |
2111 | I'm sorry, sir. Toaster Strudel booked out the entire restaurant. | 1.1429 | 0.15430 | 7 | 6 | 1 | 0 |
2112 | A toaster is a tanning bed for me..... | 1.1429 | 0.15430 | 7 | 6 | 1 | 0 |
2113 | Our speaker today will report on his recovery from a lifetime of being squeezed. | 1.1429 | 0.15430 | 7 | 6 | 1 | 0 |
2114 | Sorry, we’re looking for more diverse applicants. | 1.1429 | 0.15430 | 7 | 6 | 1 | 0 |
2115 | Thanks for coming. Now let's see if you can get us out of this jam. | 1.1429 | 0.15430 | 7 | 6 | 1 | 0 |
2116 | Yes, I know it’s usually “No Shirt, No Shoes...” but here it’s definitely “No Pants, No Service.” | 1.1429 | 0.15430 | 7 | 6 | 1 | 0 |
2117 | We don't seat incomplete parties. | 1.1429 | 0.15430 | 7 | 6 | 1 | 0 |
2118 | Sorry sir, the young lady left - said something about "he's toast!"... | 1.1429 | 0.15430 | 7 | 6 | 1 | 0 |
2119 | Good taste in bowtie. | 1.1429 | 0.15430 | 7 | 6 | 1 | 0 |
2120 | Sorry, but man does not live by bow tie alone. | 1.1429 | 0.15430 | 7 | 6 | 1 | 0 |
2121 | Great news! We're out of avocados! | 1.1429 | 0.15430 | 7 | 6 | 1 | 0 |
2122 | Sorry, sir, but we don't have a jacket in your size. | 1.1429 | 0.15430 | 7 | 6 | 1 | 0 |
2123 | No, I am sure the invitation requested your presence AT the toast. | 1.1429 | 0.15430 | 7 | 6 | 1 | 0 |
2124 | I gave your table to the new "greatest thing." | 1.1429 | 0.15430 | 7 | 6 | 1 | 0 |
2125 | I'm sorry, sir... in this restaurant, if you're not wearing a jacket, you're toast! | 1.1429 | 0.15430 | 7 | 6 | 1 | 0 |
2126 | We'll seat you when the rest of the loaf arrives. | 1.1429 | 0.15430 | 7 | 6 | 1 | 0 |
2127 | I'm sorry sir, but a bowtie is not a shirt. | 1.1429 | 0.15430 | 7 | 6 | 1 | 0 |
2128 | Will you be joining us for lunch? | 1.1429 | 0.15430 | 7 | 6 | 1 | 0 |
2129 | Even without the crust I can’t squeeze you in. | 1.1429 | 0.15430 | 7 | 6 | 1 | 0 |
2130 | Toaster for one or two ? | 1.1429 | 0.15430 | 7 | 6 | 1 | 0 |
2131 | Sorry sir, it's been awhile since you were the best thing. | 1.1429 | 0.15430 | 7 | 6 | 1 | 0 |
2132 | How would you feel about being seated in 16 different baskets? | 1.1429 | 0.15430 | 7 | 6 | 1 | 0 |
2133 | I don't care if you're one of the California Sourdoughs, you can't eat here without a jacket! | 1.1429 | 0.15430 | 7 | 6 | 1 | 0 |
2134 | I heard people chanting for a toast. | 1.1429 | 0.15430 | 7 | 6 | 1 | 0 |
2135 | Sorry, but we could get in legal trouble for cannibalism | 1.1429 | 0.15430 | 7 | 6 | 1 | 0 |
2136 | You're right, the tie IS nice. But we require a dinner jacket as well. | 1.1429 | 0.15430 | 7 | 6 | 1 | 0 |
2137 | I'm afraid the only available table I have right now is by the fireplace... | 1.1429 | 0.15430 | 7 | 6 | 1 | 0 |
2138 | No, I think we should probably have you serve something else. | 1.1429 | 0.15430 | 7 | 6 | 1 | 0 |
2139 | I am so sorry, sir, but we are gluten-free! | 1.1429 | 0.15430 | 7 | 6 | 1 | 0 |
2140 | Sorry sir but avocado toast isn’t what it used to be. | 1.1429 | 0.15430 | 7 | 6 | 1 | 0 |
2141 | I have no idea who you are but I’m sure I’m the toastmaster. | 1.1429 | 0.15430 | 7 | 6 | 1 | 0 |
2142 | Sorry-Only the upper crust can enter the wine cave. | 1.1429 | 0.15430 | 7 | 6 | 1 | 0 |
2143 | "We had a reservation for a party of two, but my partner's caught in a toaster." | 1.1429 | 0.15430 | 7 | 6 | 1 | 0 |
2144 | Are you trying to butter me up? Ooh, sorry. | 1.1429 | 0.15430 | 7 | 6 | 1 | 0 |
2145 | You are a valuable waiter, but when customers ask for extra bread you should not be offended. | 1.1429 | 0.15430 | 7 | 6 | 1 | 0 |
2146 | And I thought I was toasted!! | 1.1429 | 0.15430 | 7 | 6 | 1 | 0 |
2147 | Sorry, you’re not in the main course. | 1.1429 | 0.15430 | 7 | 6 | 1 | 0 |
2148 | I don’t have a reservation. Can you just sandwich me in? | 1.1429 | 0.15430 | 7 | 6 | 1 | 0 |
2149 | If you can’t find my reservation, I’m toast. | 1.1429 | 0.15430 | 7 | 6 | 1 | 0 |
2150 | So you're presenting the toast? | 1.1429 | 0.15430 | 7 | 6 | 1 | 0 |
2151 | I don’t care how you slice it, you don’t have a reservation. | 1.1429 | 0.15430 | 7 | 6 | 1 | 0 |
2152 | I'm sorry, sir... We do not serve rye. | 1.1429 | 0.15430 | 7 | 6 | 1 | 0 |
2153 | You're late sir. Everyone is waiting to toast you. | 1.1429 | 0.15430 | 7 | 6 | 1 | 0 |
2154 | She's here with another man. . .Who she claims is the Best? But I am Sliced Bread! | 1.1429 | 0.15430 | 7 | 6 | 1 | 0 |
2155 | Today's special is formal fondue with immediate dipping er, seating. | 1.1429 | 0.15430 | 7 | 6 | 1 | 0 |
2156 | You forgot pants! Oh man you | 1.1429 | 0.15430 | 7 | 6 | 1 | 0 |
2157 | I don't think you understand the meaning of "gluten-free". | 1.1429 | 0.15430 | 7 | 6 | 1 | 0 |
2158 | They keep telling me I'm not French. | 1.1429 | 0.04347 | 28 | 25 | 3 | 0 |
2159 | I'm sorry, I can't seat your party until the avocado arrives. | 1.1429 | 0.15430 | 7 | 6 | 1 | 0 |
2160 | Ah yes...we just served your parents last night. | 1.1429 | 0.15430 | 7 | 6 | 1 | 0 |
2161 | I see a Mr. Toast, but no Mr. Bread Slice. | 1.1429 | 0.15430 | 7 | 6 | 1 | 0 |
2162 | I'm sorry the only open tables are close to the kitchen. | 1.1429 | 0.15430 | 7 | 6 | 1 | 0 |
2163 | We have no seating available, sir. You’re toast. | 1.1429 | 0.06734 | 28 | 24 | 4 | 0 |
2164 | I’m sorry, we’re strictly gluten-free now. | 1.1429 | 0.15430 | 7 | 6 | 1 | 0 |
2165 | And this year's "best speech at a wedding" goes to... | 1.1429 | 0.15430 | 7 | 6 | 1 | 0 |
2166 | Sorry sir, your whole loaf needs to be here before I can seat you. | 1.1429 | 0.15430 | 7 | 6 | 1 | 0 |
2167 | Let me guess ... you're looking for the toastmasters meeting. | 1.1429 | 0.15430 | 7 | 6 | 1 | 0 |
2168 | Duck face your date? Just a heads up, she'll eat you alive. | 1.1429 | 0.15430 | 7 | 6 | 1 | 0 |
2169 | Be careful of this crowd, they will chew you up and spit you out if they don’t like what they’re hearing. | 1.1429 | 0.15430 | 7 | 6 | 1 | 0 |
2170 | I'm sorry, sir, but your table will not be bready for another hour. | 1.1429 | 0.15430 | 7 | 6 | 1 | 0 |
2171 | Table for one, Mr. Glutenberg? | 1.1429 | 0.15430 | 7 | 6 | 1 | 0 |
2172 | what do you mean you crapped the bed again?? | 1.1429 | 0.15430 | 7 | 6 | 1 | 0 |
2173 | Yes sir, the bow tie is the modest choice compared to the necktie. | 1.1429 | 0.15430 | 7 | 6 | 1 | 0 |
2174 | I know you're the toast of the town, but the black tie won't get you a table. | 1.1429 | 0.15430 | 7 | 6 | 1 | 0 |
2175 | Monsieur, donning just a tie does not constitute formal attire. | 1.1429 | 0.15430 | 7 | 6 | 1 | 0 |
2176 | Sorry sir I can't find your booking, things are going a-rye today | 1.1429 | 0.15430 | 7 | 6 | 1 | 0 |
2177 | I'm sorry, Sir. Miss Jelly just left with Mr. Peanut. | 1.1429 | 0.15430 | 7 | 6 | 1 | 0 |
2178 | You may be the toast of the town, but here you need a reservation. | 1.1429 | 0.15430 | 7 | 6 | 1 | 0 |
2179 | Toast, table for 1? | 1.1429 | 0.15430 | 7 | 6 | 1 | 0 |
2180 | And now, I'd like to introduce my partner in the upcoming ham sandwich. | 1.1429 | 0.15430 | 7 | 6 | 1 | 0 |
2181 | Yes, I see you have a tie. We also require pants. | 1.1429 | 0.15430 | 7 | 6 | 1 | 0 |
2182 | And now a short toast. | 1.1429 | 0.07825 | 21 | 18 | 3 | 0 |
2183 | Butter or no butter seating? | 1.1429 | 0.15430 | 7 | 6 | 1 | 0 |
2184 | Sorry, sir, we only serve toast during breakfast. | 1.1429 | 0.07825 | 21 | 18 | 3 | 0 |
2185 | Sorry, no crusts are allowed in the dining room. | 1.1429 | 0.15430 | 7 | 6 | 1 | 0 |
2186 | We only serve avocado toast. | 1.1429 | 0.15430 | 7 | 6 | 1 | 0 |
2187 | Is your whole loaf ready to be seated? | 1.1429 | 0.15430 | 7 | 6 | 1 | 0 |
2188 | I"m afraid someone else is giving the toast tonight. | 1.1429 | 0.15430 | 7 | 6 | 1 | 0 |
2189 | I can't have you greeting diners while moldy. | 1.1429 | 0.15430 | 7 | 6 | 1 | 0 |
2190 | Well Sir, I am the host and I’m afraid you’re toast. | 1.1429 | 0.15430 | 7 | 6 | 1 | 0 |
2191 | We're being replaced by a new hostess -- some twinkie named Little Debbie. | 1.1429 | 0.15430 | 7 | 6 | 1 | 0 |
2192 | Unfortunately, we can't seat you until the rest of your sandwich has arrived | 1.1429 | 0.15430 | 7 | 6 | 1 | 0 |
2193 | Miss Brown craves for social acceptance! | 1.1429 | 0.15430 | 7 | 6 | 1 | 0 |
2194 | Sir, I´m afraid you wife just left with a stick of butter | 1.1429 | 0.15430 | 7 | 6 | 1 | 0 |
2195 | Will that be a party of one, or is the rest of the loaf on the way? | 1.1429 | 0.15430 | 7 | 6 | 1 | 0 |
2196 | The invitation said black-tie formal, not black-tie nude. | 1.1429 | 0.15430 | 7 | 6 | 1 | 0 |
2197 | Sorry, we charge for bread now. | 1.1429 | 0.15430 | 7 | 6 | 1 | 0 |
2198 | Sir without a reservation it may be impossible to sandwich you in. | 1.1429 | 0.15430 | 7 | 6 | 1 | 0 |
2199 | Will that be a table for one slice? | 1.1429 | 0.15430 | 7 | 6 | 1 | 0 |
2200 | If I knead you, I'll challah. | 1.1429 | 0.15430 | 7 | 6 | 1 | 0 |
2201 | Because of my rye humor, they're toasting me tomorrow." | 1.1429 | 0.15430 | 7 | 6 | 1 | 0 |
2202 | This is a roast of Trump, not a toast. | 1.1429 | 0.15430 | 7 | 6 | 1 | 0 |
2203 | Whaddya mean you don’t have any dough? | 1.1429 | 0.15430 | 7 | 6 | 1 | 0 |
2204 | I'm sorry sir. We only serve gluten-free bread in this establishment. | 1.1429 | 0.15430 | 7 | 6 | 1 | 0 |
2205 | I'm afraid "black tie" also includes coat and pants | 1.1429 | 0.15430 | 7 | 6 | 1 | 0 |
2206 | Are you dining alone tonight or will Ham and Cheese be joining you? | 1.1429 | 0.15430 | 7 | 6 | 1 | 0 |
2207 | I’m sorry. I can’t seat you until your whole loaf is here. | 1.1429 | 0.15430 | 7 | 6 | 1 | 0 |
2208 | Bread and water are no longer gratis. | 1.1429 | 0.15430 | 7 | 6 | 1 | 0 |
2209 | The ‘big toast’ isn’t scheduled until after dinner... | 1.1429 | 0.15430 | 7 | 6 | 1 | 0 |
2210 | I'm sorry sir, but you're still not sufficiently refined. | 1.1429 | 0.15430 | 7 | 6 | 1 | 0 |
2211 | Sorry, someone already gave the toast. | 1.1429 | 0.06734 | 28 | 23 | 4 | 0 |
2212 | We do not have any window tables available but we can seat you in the toaster | 1.1429 | 0.15430 | 7 | 6 | 1 | 0 |
2213 | Sorry, we're gluten-free. We don't serve your kind around here. | 1.1429 | 0.09705 | 14 | 12 | 2 | 0 |
2214 | I’m terribly sorry, sir. Our establishment is now 100% gluten free. | 1.1429 | 0.09705 | 14 | 12 | 2 | 0 |
2215 | I hate vague dress code too, but "black tie" also means a suit. | 1.1429 | 0.15430 | 7 | 6 | 1 | 0 |
2216 | They want more croutons at table three. | 1.1429 | 0.15430 | 7 | 6 | 1 | 0 |
2217 | You're looking for the toastmaster? | 1.1429 | 0.15430 | 7 | 6 | 1 | 0 |
2218 | I'm sorry, sir. I can't seat you until the rest of the sandwich arrives. | 1.1429 | 0.15430 | 7 | 6 | 1 | 0 |
2219 | I didn't say 'be' a sponge, I said you should soak up knowledge 'like' a sponge. | 1.1429 | 0.15430 | 7 | 6 | 1 | 0 |
2220 | We were looking for something more rye. | 1.1429 | 0.15430 | 7 | 6 | 1 | 0 |
2221 | Sorry, but your friend Mr. Butter has been toasted with someone else at the bar | 1.1400 | 0.04051 | 50 | 42 | 6 | 0 |
2222 | Are you here to fill out a missing gluten report? | 1.1389 | 0.07074 | 36 | 30 | 3 | 1 |
2223 | My bow tie looks stupendous, you should fix yours on your bald head. | 1.1379 | 0.06517 | 29 | 24 | 4 | 0 |
2224 | I’m sorry, the best man has already given you. | 1.1364 | 0.07489 | 22 | 19 | 3 | 0 |
2225 | You were supposed to be here for the toast ! | 1.1364 | 0.07489 | 22 | 19 | 3 | 0 |
2226 | Oh...I had you down for two slices. | 1.1364 | 0.09968 | 22 | 19 | 1 | 1 |
2227 | I don't give a damn if you are the toast of the town! Do you Have a reservation or not? | 1.1364 | 0.04652 | 22 | 21 | 1 | 0 |
2228 | Neck ties make me look moldy! | 1.1333 | 0.04106 | 30 | 27 | 3 | 0 |
2229 | I’m so sorry, but it’s club sandwich members only | 1.1333 | 0.09085 | 15 | 13 | 2 | 0 |
2230 | No, you look fine now; however, in the time it took you to change, we’ve gone gluten free. | 1.1333 | 0.06901 | 15 | 14 | 1 | 0 |
2231 | If it was that easy, even I could dine here. | 1.1333 | 0.09085 | 15 | 13 | 2 | 0 |
2232 | Hey man can you cover my shift Friday my father died and my moms a mess and I just need to be there | 1.1333 | 0.09085 | 15 | 13 | 2 | 0 |
2233 | Was your reservation for one or two? | 1.1333 | 0.06030 | 45 | 40 | 4 | 1 |
2234 | I'm sorry sir, but I believe you're at the wrong club. | 1.1316 | 0.04081 | 38 | 32 | 4 | 0 |
2235 | Like the tie! | 1.1316 | 0.05557 | 38 | 32 | 5 | 0 |
2236 | Sir, I'm afraid your resume' requires more than "Best Thing Ever". | 1.1304 | 0.04446 | 23 | 21 | 2 | 0 |
2237 | Yes Sir. You can get toasted here. | 1.1290 | 0.06121 | 31 | 27 | 4 | 0 |
2238 | Sorry, we don't serve sandwich bread. | 1.1290 | 0.06121 | 31 | 27 | 4 | 0 |
2239 | This subject is from the internet - free control group | 1.1250 | 0.13363 | 8 | 7 | 1 | 0 |
2240 | Maybe we should do the same with the cat | 1.1250 | 0.13363 | 8 | 7 | 1 | 0 |
2241 | That rat is high off his medication | 1.1250 | 0.13363 | 8 | 7 | 1 | 0 |
2242 | I'm afraid "gluten free" does not negate your bill. | 1.1250 | 0.13363 | 8 | 7 | 1 | 0 |
2243 | After the baguette incident, you're no longer welcome at Toastmasters. | 1.1250 | 0.13363 | 8 | 7 | 1 | 0 |
2244 | No white bread allowed. | 1.1250 | 0.13363 | 8 | 7 | 1 | 0 |
2245 | We could lend you a jacket, but you'd get crumbs on it. | 1.1250 | 0.13363 | 8 | 7 | 1 | 0 |
2246 | You're toast | 1.1250 | 0.13363 | 8 | 7 | 1 | 0 |
2247 | I'm sorry, but we've exceeded today's white bread quota. | 1.1250 | 0.13363 | 8 | 7 | 1 | 0 |
2248 | I'm here because the father wants to give his daughter a toast. | 1.1250 | 0.13363 | 8 | 7 | 1 | 0 |
2249 | I’m sorry—restaurant pagers really are better. | 1.1250 | 0.13363 | 8 | 7 | 1 | 0 |
2250 | Your butter..I mean better half has already been seated | 1.1250 | 0.13363 | 8 | 7 | 1 | 0 |
2251 | Joe, if you don’t serve table 4 their breakfast soon, you’re going to end up with egg on your face. | 1.1250 | 0.13363 | 8 | 7 | 1 | 0 |
2252 | Sir, I don't care if you are the biggest thing since sliced bread, you still need a reservation. | 1.1250 | 0.13363 | 8 | 7 | 1 | 0 |
2253 | I'm sorry sir, we only have seating in gluten-free. | 1.1250 | 0.13363 | 8 | 7 | 1 | 0 |
2254 | Table for Wonder? | 1.1250 | 0.13363 | 8 | 7 | 1 | 0 |
2255 | I'm sorry but Mr. Butter called to ask me to tell you that he has global warming flu and won't be able to meet up with you this evening. | 1.1250 | 0.13363 | 8 | 7 | 1 | 0 |
2256 | Sorry, this is Toastmasters. You want Breadmasters down the hall. | 1.1250 | 0.13363 | 8 | 7 | 1 | 0 |
2257 | I thought I was to be the toastmaster. | 1.1250 | 0.13363 | 8 | 7 | 1 | 0 |
2258 | If you loaf around and wait to make a reservation, you’re toast. | 1.1250 | 0.13363 | 8 | 7 | 1 | 0 |
2259 | 007? James Bread? Afraid not. | 1.1250 | 0.13363 | 8 | 7 | 1 | 0 |
2260 | No, Sir, I am certain. This is NOT Panera. | 1.1250 | 0.13363 | 8 | 7 | 1 | 0 |
2261 | Twinsies! | 1.1250 | 0.13363 | 8 | 7 | 1 | 0 |
2262 | Sorry I can’t squeeze you in. This club is the best thing since you. | 1.1250 | 0.13363 | 8 | 7 | 1 | 0 |
2263 | I’m sorry sir but there is nothing we can do about the ‘all you can eat’ breadstick | 1.1250 | 0.13363 | 8 | 7 | 1 | 0 |
2264 | You come in here, you'll be toast. | 1.1250 | 0.13363 | 8 | 7 | 1 | 0 |
2265 | There is a thirty minute wait for gluten free. | 1.1250 | 0.13363 | 8 | 7 | 1 | 0 |
2266 | If you're late for a shift again, you're toast. | 1.1250 | 0.13363 | 8 | 7 | 1 | 0 |
2267 | I'm here to make the Rye party toast. | 1.1250 | 0.13363 | 8 | 7 | 1 | 0 |
2268 | Come back when you're 'day old' . | 1.1250 | 0.13363 | 8 | 7 | 1 | 0 |
2269 | #oscarsowheat | 1.1250 | 0.13363 | 8 | 7 | 1 | 0 |
2270 | we have you down for a heel, sir | 1.1250 | 0.13363 | 8 | 7 | 1 | 0 |
2271 | No sir, this is a dinner honoring ToastMASTERS and I’m afraid it’s gluten free. | 1.1250 | 0.13363 | 8 | 7 | 1 | 0 |
2272 | I’m sorry, but this is a gluten-free zone. | 1.1250 | 0.13363 | 8 | 7 | 1 | 0 |
2273 | Are you here for the 'toast',or are you on the menu | 1.1250 | 0.13363 | 8 | 7 | 1 | 0 |
2274 | Non, monsieur, the French toast is only on the breakfast menu. | 1.1250 | 0.13363 | 8 | 7 | 1 | 0 |
2275 | I told you - no I.D., no entry. | 1.1250 | 0.13363 | 8 | 7 | 1 | 0 |
2276 | Boss just told me I'm toast | 1.1250 | 0.13363 | 8 | 7 | 1 | 0 |
2277 | So there really is such a best thing! | 1.1250 | 0.13363 | 8 | 7 | 1 | 0 |
2278 | I'm sorry, we don't serve food here. | 1.1250 | 0.13363 | 8 | 7 | 1 | 0 |
2279 | Sorry sir, I don’t mean to be rude, but without a jacket here, you’re toast. | 1.1250 | 0.13363 | 8 | 7 | 1 | 0 |
2280 | Sorry sir, patrons are required to wear a coat of butter | 1.1250 | 0.13363 | 8 | 7 | 1 | 0 |
2281 | I think my better half is already here. | 1.1250 | 0.13363 | 8 | 7 | 1 | 0 |
2282 | Sorry, we only have 2-slice or 4-slice seating. | 1.1250 | 0.13363 | 8 | 7 | 1 | 0 |
2283 | Sorry, we're full. Sliced bread is no longer on the A-List. | 1.1250 | 0.13363 | 8 | 7 | 1 | 0 |
2284 | I’m sorry. Our chef refuses to serve white bread. | 1.1250 | 0.13363 | 8 | 7 | 1 | 0 |
2285 | Toasted or untoasted? | 1.1250 | 0.13363 | 8 | 6 | 1 | 0 |
2286 | I'm sorry, sir. The Toastmaster's Club requires you to at least be lightly toasted. | 1.1250 | 0.13363 | 8 | 7 | 1 | 0 |
2287 | I’m afraid if she doesn’t show up, you’re toast. | 1.1250 | 0.13363 | 8 | 7 | 1 | 0 |
2288 | I'm sorry, sir, but she just left with a baguette. | 1.1250 | 0.13363 | 8 | 7 | 1 | 0 |
2289 | Sorry, the bread line is on Wall Street. | 1.1250 | 0.13363 | 8 | 7 | 1 | 0 |
2290 | Toastmasters is next door. | 1.1250 | 0.13363 | 8 | 7 | 1 | 0 |
2291 | We've had complaints from the customers that you've been loafing off. | 1.1250 | 0.13363 | 8 | 7 | 1 | 0 |
2292 | They told me that imagining the audience being naked would be calming, but what have I done in life that led to THIS?!? | 1.1250 | 0.13363 | 8 | 7 | 1 | 0 |
2293 | I think you totally misconceived the notion of wearing loafers, sir. | 1.1250 | 0.13363 | 8 | 7 | 1 | 0 |
2294 | I'm sorry, but it's no spread, no shoes, no service. What size loafers do you wear? | 1.1250 | 0.13363 | 8 | 7 | 1 | 0 |
2295 | No Shoes, No Socks, No Service ! | 1.1250 | 0.13363 | 8 | 7 | 1 | 0 |
2296 | Sorry,, we don't have a gluten free menu. | 1.1250 | 0.13363 | 8 | 7 | 1 | 0 |
2297 | I'm so sorry, we don't serve gluten here. | 1.1250 | 0.13363 | 8 | 7 | 1 | 0 |
2298 | We do have one place inside but I don't think you'd like it. | 1.1250 | 0.13363 | 8 | 7 | 1 | 0 |
2299 | I'll try to sandwich you in... | 1.1250 | 0.13363 | 8 | 7 | 1 | 0 |
2300 | For the love of god Jerry, that is not why it’s labeled extra virgin. | 1.1250 | 0.13363 | 8 | 7 | 1 | 0 |
2301 | You’re date is not stuck in a jam. I suspect you’re relationship is toast. | 1.1250 | 0.13363 | 8 | 7 | 1 | 0 |
2302 | Sorry, Sir. The Oscar’s are in need of a host. | 1.1250 | 0.13363 | 8 | 7 | 1 | 0 |
2303 | i’m sorry sir, you must’ve misheard. we’re accepting applications for a new HOST. | 1.1250 | 0.13363 | 8 | 7 | 1 | 0 |
2304 | Why u wearing a bow tie witcho no neck having ass | 1.1250 | 0.13363 | 8 | 7 | 1 | 0 |
2305 | I know toasts are not allowed but I’m French. | 1.1250 | 0.07446 | 32 | 29 | 2 | 1 |
2306 | Listen...I love bread! My cousin really likes bread. Do you understand me? Bread is a good thing. | 1.1250 | 0.13363 | 8 | 7 | 1 | 0 |
2307 | You’re too late. Someone else did the honors. | 1.1250 | 0.13363 | 8 | 7 | 1 | 0 |
2308 | Over the top as usual, Adam | 1.1250 | 0.13363 | 8 | 7 | 1 | 0 |
2309 | Sorry, Sir, we no longer serve white bread here. | 1.1250 | 0.13363 | 8 | 7 | 1 | 0 |
2310 | I’m sorry sir, the bowtie doesn’t negate our ‘no shoes, no service’ policy. | 1.1250 | 0.13363 | 8 | 7 | 1 | 0 |
2311 | I'm afraid that your date has died as part of what appears to be a Super Bowl gimmick. | 1.1250 | 0.13363 | 8 | 7 | 1 | 0 |
2312 | I'm sorry sir, this restaurant is only for the upper-crust. | 1.1250 | 0.13363 | 8 | 7 | 1 | 0 |
2313 | Sorry, the Toastmaster dinner was last night. | 1.1250 | 0.13363 | 8 | 7 | 1 | 0 |
2314 | I'm sorry, we don't serve Wonder. | 1.1250 | 0.13363 | 8 | 7 | 1 | 0 |
2315 | Sorry, tortillas only. | 1.1250 | 0.13363 | 8 | 7 | 1 | 0 |
2316 | I'm sorry, the Toastmasters meeting was last week. | 1.1250 | 0.13363 | 8 | 7 | 1 | 0 |
2317 | Sorry Sir, we ran out of avocado | 1.1250 | 0.13363 | 8 | 7 | 1 | 0 |
2318 | I'm afraid that Oldie and Moldy's is off to a slow start. | 1.1250 | 0.13363 | 8 | 7 | 1 | 0 |
2319 | I'm sorry, we have no opening for a toast master. | 1.1250 | 0.13363 | 8 | 7 | 1 | 0 |
2320 | And the Grammy goes to... | 1.1250 | 0.13363 | 8 | 7 | 1 | 0 |
2321 | I'm sorry sir, we don't serve white bread. | 1.1250 | 0.13363 | 8 | 7 | 1 | 0 |
2322 | Sorry, sir! No shoes, no service. It's our policy. | 1.1250 | 0.13363 | 8 | 7 | 1 | 0 |
2323 | I'm sorry... we don't serve carbs here. | 1.1250 | 0.06896 | 24 | 20 | 3 | 0 |
2324 | The want ad clearly said bow tie pasta | 1.1250 | 0.13363 | 8 | 7 | 1 | 0 |
2325 | I don’t care if you are the toast of the town, you will have to make a reservation like everyone else. | 1.1250 | 0.13363 | 8 | 7 | 1 | 0 |
2326 | Of A Town, maybe, but not of THIS Town! | 1.1250 | 0.13363 | 8 | 7 | 1 | 0 |
2327 | I’m sorry, sir, it seems we are fully committed this evening, to veggies and lean protein. | 1.1250 | 0.13363 | 8 | 7 | 1 | 0 |
2328 | God has abandoned us all | 1.1250 | 0.13363 | 8 | 7 | 1 | 0 |
2329 | Sorry you’re not allowed, you look crummy today.. | 1.1250 | 0.13363 | 8 | 7 | 1 | 0 |
2330 | I’m sorry but no one called for a toast. | 1.1250 | 0.13363 | 8 | 7 | 1 | 0 |
2331 | I’m sorry sir but I can’t let you in. We serve your kind here... | 1.1250 | 0.13363 | 8 | 7 | 1 | 0 |
2332 | I’m sorry sir, you missed the toast. | 1.1250 | 0.13363 | 8 | 7 | 1 | 0 |
2333 | I haven’t got any idea where you were buttered. | 1.1250 | 0.13363 | 8 | 7 | 1 | 0 |
2334 | sorry, we only serve cinnamon toast | 1.1250 | 0.13363 | 8 | 7 | 1 | 0 |
2335 | Sorry Sir, but this is a gluten free establishment... | 1.1250 | 0.13363 | 8 | 7 | 1 | 0 |
2336 | I’m sorry sir, we’ve transitioned from them greatest thing since sliced bread’ to ‘gluten free’ at this establishment. | 1.1250 | 0.13363 | 8 | 7 | 1 | 0 |
2337 | You might say that it is bit warmer in there but I am hot enough already thanks. | 1.1250 | 0.13363 | 8 | 7 | 1 | 0 |
2338 | You will have to wait until your other half arrives | 1.1250 | 0.13363 | 8 | 7 | 1 | 0 |
2339 | Buttering me up won't get you seated faster | 1.1250 | 0.13363 | 8 | 7 | 1 | 0 |
2340 | Well, yes... I suppose, technically, a hot dog IS an open-faced sandwich. | 1.1250 | 0.13363 | 8 | 7 | 1 | 0 |
2341 | Could the reservation be under another food group? | 1.1250 | 0.13363 | 8 | 7 | 1 | 0 |
2342 | I’m sorry, Sir. But we have a strict no crust policy. | 1.1250 | 0.13363 | 8 | 7 | 1 | 0 |
2343 | I’m sorry sir, but I can’t seat you until the rest of your loaf has arrived. | 1.1250 | 0.13363 | 8 | 7 | 1 | 0 |
2344 | I'm sorry, sir, but if you don't know what side you're buttered on--- you can't afford it. | 1.1250 | 0.13363 | 8 | 7 | 1 | 0 |
2345 | Without pants, you're toast. | 1.1250 | 0.13363 | 8 | 7 | 1 | 0 |
2346 | We don't accept bread anymore. We've gone cashless. | 1.1250 | 0.13363 | 8 | 7 | 1 | 0 |
2347 | Dining by bread alone again, Sir? | 1.1250 | 0.13363 | 8 | 7 | 1 | 0 |
2348 | I'm sorry, the Toastmasters dinner isn't until next week | 1.1250 | 0.13363 | 8 | 7 | 1 | 0 |
2349 | I’m sorry. We can’t use you unless you have a partner. | 1.1250 | 0.13363 | 8 | 7 | 1 | 0 |
2350 | I'm sorry, sir, we don't serve sandwiches. | 1.1250 | 0.13363 | 8 | 7 | 1 | 0 |
2351 | I’m sorry, sir. It appears the only table we have is left is next to the aviary. | 1.1250 | 0.13363 | 8 | 7 | 1 | 0 |
2352 | I understand there’s a toast tonight—so watch your back. | 1.1250 | 0.13363 | 8 | 7 | 1 | 0 |
2353 | I'm sorry to be the one to have to tell you this, but Mr. Peanut will not be joining you tonight. | 1.1250 | 0.13363 | 8 | 7 | 1 | 0 |
2354 | I'm afraid we're gluten free. | 1.1250 | 0.13363 | 8 | 7 | 1 | 0 |
2355 | I'm sorry Sir, but you'll have to wait for your entire loaf to arrive before we can seat you. | 1.1250 | 0.13363 | 8 | 7 | 1 | 0 |
2356 | Sorry, I can't seat you until your entire party arrives. | 1.1250 | 0.13363 | 8 | 7 | 1 | 0 |
2357 | Ayee let's get this bread hahaha! You ever heard that before? | 1.1250 | 0.13363 | 8 | 7 | 1 | 0 |
2358 | I’m afraid tonight we will be roasting, not toasting. | 1.1250 | 0.13363 | 8 | 7 | 1 | 0 |
2359 | Your party is already seated. Enjoy! | 1.1250 | 0.13363 | 8 | 7 | 1 | 0 |
2360 | Two white slices of life | 1.1250 | 0.13363 | 8 | 7 | 1 | 0 |
2361 | Now, in unity, will you all rise. | 1.1250 | 0.13363 | 8 | 7 | 1 | 0 |
2362 | Hurry and get warmed up. The toast starts in 5 minutes. | 1.1250 | 0.13363 | 8 | 7 | 1 | 0 |
2363 | I'll miss the peanut. How about a peanut butter sandwich? | 1.1250 | 0.13363 | 8 | 7 | 1 | 0 |
2364 | I'll seat you when the circuses get here | 1.1250 | 0.13363 | 8 | 7 | 1 | 0 |
2365 | I'm sorry,sir. Peanut Butter and Jelly have canceled their reservation. | 1.1250 | 0.06393 | 40 | 35 | 3 | 1 |
2366 | Sorry, sir, but without a reservation, I can't seat you, even if you are the greatest thing. | 1.1250 | 0.13363 | 8 | 7 | 1 | 0 |
2367 | You don't understand -- it's her birthday -- if I don't get her in tonight, I'm toast! | 1.1250 | 0.13363 | 8 | 7 | 1 | 0 |
2368 | I'm sorry, we have to let you go. You ruined the toast. | 1.1250 | 0.13363 | 8 | 7 | 1 | 0 |
2369 | Whole wheat toasted and buttered got the last table. Sorry. | 1.1250 | 0.13363 | 8 | 7 | 1 | 0 |
2370 | No shirt No shoes No service! Sorry you're toast. | 1.1250 | 0.13363 | 8 | 7 | 1 | 0 |
2371 | I'm sorry sir, we're booked for a whole wheat" | 1.1250 | 0.13363 | 8 | 7 | 1 | 0 |
2372 | Gotta have your pants to get in | 1.1250 | 0.13363 | 8 | 7 | 1 | 0 |
2373 | Apologies, Folks. He may be crumby, but he was the only comic we could get. | 1.1250 | 0.13363 | 8 | 7 | 1 | 0 |
2374 | If he's reelected, this will be me, and the rest of you will also be toast | 1.1250 | 0.13363 | 8 | 7 | 1 | 0 |
2375 | The tie is optional, but I'm afraid the pants are mandatory. | 1.1250 | 0.13363 | 8 | 7 | 1 | 0 |
2376 | I'm sorry, we can't seat you until the whole loaf has arrived. | 1.1250 | 0.13363 | 8 | 7 | 1 | 0 |
2377 | Sir,a jacket is also required. | 1.1250 | 0.13363 | 8 | 7 | 1 | 0 |
2378 | Trump's Toast | 1.1250 | 0.13363 | 8 | 7 | 1 | 0 |
2379 | Sorry, but in an effort to diversify the award goes to Mr. Pumpernickel | 1.1250 | 0.13363 | 8 | 7 | 1 | 0 |
2380 | The other waiters tell me that you are loafing on the job. | 1.1250 | 0.13363 | 8 | 7 | 1 | 0 |
2381 | The best man has been looking for you | 1.1250 | 0.13363 | 8 | 7 | 1 | 0 |
2382 | Avocado or Hummus? | 1.1250 | 0.13363 | 8 | 7 | 1 | 0 |
2383 | I ‘m afraid we don’t have any jackets in your size. | 1.1250 | 0.13363 | 8 | 7 | 1 | 0 |
2384 | Looks like we shop at the same bakery. | 1.1250 | 0.13363 | 8 | 7 | 1 | 0 |
2385 | OMG you made it just in time for the toast! | 1.1250 | 0.04256 | 24 | 22 | 2 | 0 |
2386 | The reservation is under Peanut butter and Jelly. I came out too early. | 1.1250 | 0.13363 | 8 | 7 | 1 | 0 |
2387 | I'd loaf to speak to your manager. I have proof my reservation was made months ago! This is not how you treat the upper crust! | 1.1250 | 0.13363 | 8 | 7 | 1 | 0 |
2388 | I'm very sorry for the confusion. We have gluten free entrees, but not gluten free seating. | 1.1250 | 0.13363 | 8 | 7 | 1 | 0 |
2389 | Slice it any way you want, but she left with the butter. | 1.1250 | 0.13363 | 8 | 7 | 1 | 0 |
2390 | I'm sorry sir, you're no longer the toast of the town. | 1.1250 | 0.13363 | 8 | 7 | 1 | 0 |
2391 | The customers say your crumby bussing has been a pain. You're toast! | 1.1250 | 0.13363 | 8 | 7 | 1 | 0 |
2392 | Sorry, we don't serve breakfast. | 1.1250 | 0.13363 | 8 | 7 | 1 | 0 |
2393 | Sorry, the toast is done. | 1.1250 | 0.13363 | 8 | 7 | 1 | 0 |
2394 | I'll take your name but I can't seat you until your other slice is here. | 1.1250 | 0.13363 | 8 | 7 | 1 | 0 |
2395 | You must be the Toastmaster | 1.1250 | 0.13363 | 8 | 7 | 1 | 0 |
2396 | Our spread is delicious, but she doesn't want to see you tonight. | 1.1250 | 0.13363 | 8 | 7 | 1 | 0 |
2397 | I'm sorry if you're in a jam, but I didn't see a toaster with Florida plates in the valet lot. | 1.1250 | 0.13363 | 8 | 7 | 1 | 0 |
2398 | Pants?! | 1.1250 | 0.13363 | 8 | 7 | 1 | 0 |
2399 | I'm sorry, you're too late. The entrées have already been served. | 1.1250 | 0.13363 | 8 | 7 | 1 | 0 |
2400 | I’m sorry sir, we won’t be serving any toast today. | 1.1250 | 0.13363 | 8 | 7 | 1 | 0 |
2401 | I'm sorry, but you've just missed the toast. | 1.1250 | 0.13363 | 8 | 7 | 1 | 0 |
2402 | Sorry, no table. You're just not the greatest thing anymore. | 1.1250 | 0.13363 | 8 | 7 | 1 | 0 |
2403 | Sorry, only sandwiches | 1.1250 | 0.13363 | 8 | 7 | 1 | 0 |
2404 | This may be disappointing to hear, but tonight we only have bread seatings available in our wicker baskets. | 1.1250 | 0.13363 | 8 | 7 | 1 | 0 |
2405 | You may have misunderstood when she said she said she’d take you out for dinner. | 1.1250 | 0.13363 | 8 | 7 | 1 | 0 |
2406 | Sorry sir, this is a gluten free establishment. | 1.1250 | 0.13363 | 8 | 7 | 1 | 0 |
2407 | Your tie is very nice, but no shirt - no shoes - no service. | 1.1250 | 0.13363 | 8 | 7 | 1 | 0 |
2408 | You're late. Jam? | 1.1250 | 0.13363 | 8 | 7 | 1 | 0 |
2409 | We're expecting delivery of unsalted organic butter bowties any minute. Do you mind waiting? | 1.1250 | 0.13363 | 8 | 7 | 1 | 0 |
2410 | You think it's that bad? | 1.1250 | 0.13363 | 8 | 7 | 1 | 0 |
2411 | Name's Pumpernickel, party of 10. The rest of the loafers are late as usual. | 1.1250 | 0.13363 | 8 | 7 | 1 | 0 |
2412 | Sorry but we can't seat you until the rest of the loaf arrives. | 1.1250 | 0.13363 | 8 | 7 | 1 | 0 |
2413 | Well, I am sure you are the toast of the town, but your name is still not on my list. | 1.1250 | 0.13363 | 8 | 7 | 1 | 0 |
2414 | I am sorry, sir. You are too late. We don't serve toast after breakfast. | 1.1250 | 0.13363 | 8 | 7 | 1 | 0 |
2415 | Is Arnold your first or last name. | 1.1250 | 0.13363 | 8 | 7 | 1 | 0 |
2416 | Yes Sir, first in my family to graduate, and first to be gluten free | 1.1250 | 0.13363 | 8 | 7 | 1 | 0 |
2417 | Allergic to gluten | 1.1250 | 0.13363 | 8 | 7 | 1 | 0 |
2418 | Unfortunately we are a gluten free establishment. | 1.1250 | 0.13363 | 8 | 7 | 1 | 0 |
2419 | I’m sorry, but I’m not finding “original greatest thing” on my list. | 1.1250 | 0.13363 | 8 | 7 | 1 | 0 |
2420 | Sorry sir, this party is for bow tie pasta. | 1.1250 | 0.13363 | 8 | 7 | 1 | 0 |
2421 | I don’t care how you are dressed, Mack. Any way you slice it, you are toast. | 1.1250 | 0.13363 | 8 | 7 | 1 | 0 |
2422 | Loafing alone? | 1.1250 | 0.13363 | 8 | 7 | 1 | 0 |
2423 | I think I can sandwich you in. | 1.1250 | 0.13363 | 8 | 7 | 1 | 0 |
2424 | What do you mean someone’s already given the toast? | 1.1250 | 0.13363 | 8 | 7 | 1 | 0 |
2425 | We don't serve side orders of toast. I can serve an English muffin or a coffee roll. | 1.1250 | 0.13363 | 8 | 7 | 1 | 0 |
2426 | You know you're putting me in a difficult position. | 1.1250 | 0.13363 | 8 | 7 | 1 | 0 |
2427 | TOASTMASTER, not Master Toast! | 1.1250 | 0.13363 | 8 | 7 | 1 | 0 |
2428 | Maybe they do want you to provide the toast but I can’t let you into the reception if your name’s not on the list. | 1.1250 | 0.13363 | 8 | 7 | 1 | 0 |
2429 | You think you can take my job just because you're wearing a bowtie? | 1.1250 | 0.13363 | 8 | 7 | 1 | 0 |
2430 | Sorry, it’s black ‘rye’... | 1.1250 | 0.13363 | 8 | 7 | 1 | 0 |
2431 | Will jam and butter be joining you tonight? | 1.1250 | 0.13363 | 8 | 7 | 1 | 0 |
2432 | Discussion about his life will get deeper we have only just scraped the crust with this topic | 1.1250 | 0.13363 | 8 | 7 | 1 | 0 |
2433 | We looking for a "host." | 1.1250 | 0.13363 | 8 | 7 | 1 | 0 |
2434 | Squarepants party,I presume? | 1.1250 | 0.13363 | 8 | 7 | 1 | 0 |
2435 | Did you just call me gluten intolerant? | 1.1250 | 0.13363 | 8 | 7 | 1 | 0 |
2436 | Will you be dining alone tonight Mr. Wich? | 1.1250 | 0.13363 | 8 | 7 | 1 | 0 |
2437 | Sorry, we don't serve gluten customers. | 1.1250 | 0.13363 | 8 | 7 | 1 | 0 |
2438 | I just haven’t been able to hold myself together. | 1.1250 | 0.13363 | 8 | 7 | 1 | 0 |
2439 | No matter how you slice it, we have no table available for one | 1.1250 | 0.13363 | 8 | 7 | 1 | 0 |
2440 | Next, after he turns around, we’ll hear from the other side. | 1.1250 | 0.13363 | 8 | 7 | 1 | 0 |
2441 | Mr. Peanut Butter and Mr. Jelly aren’t here yet. Would you still like to be served ? | 1.1250 | 0.13363 | 8 | 7 | 1 | 0 |
2442 | Sorry, but I cannot let you in without a jacket. | 1.1250 | 0.13363 | 8 | 7 | 1 | 0 |
2443 | If I have to wait much longer I'll be toast | 1.1250 | 0.13363 | 8 | 7 | 1 | 0 |
2444 | I'm sorry, we're just not interested in sandwich board advertising. | 1.1250 | 0.13363 | 8 | 7 | 1 | 0 |
2445 | Sorry, we require a jacket with that tie. | 1.1250 | 0.13363 | 8 | 7 | 1 | 0 |
2446 | No peanut butter, no jelly, no service. | 1.1250 | 0.13363 | 8 | 7 | 1 | 0 |
2447 | I'm sorry Sir, We do not serve "Open Face" here. | 1.1250 | 0.13363 | 8 | 7 | 1 | 0 |
2448 | I’m sorry sir, we don’t serve carbs here. | 1.1250 | 0.13363 | 8 | 7 | 1 | 0 |
2449 | I'm sorry I ca;;ed you a croque-garcon. You're a croque-monsieur. | 1.1250 | 0.13363 | 8 | 7 | 1 | 0 |
2450 | We've got a gravy spill at table 11. | 1.1250 | 0.13363 | 8 | 7 | 1 | 0 |
2451 | I'd like to give a toast to the bride and groom. | 1.1250 | 0.13363 | 8 | 7 | 1 | 0 |
2452 | You say YOU"RE the Toast of the Town? | 1.1250 | 0.13363 | 8 | 7 | 1 | 0 |
2453 | We only serve ciabatta. | 1.1250 | 0.13363 | 8 | 7 | 1 | 0 |
2454 | Your toaster is waiting. | 1.1250 | 0.13363 | 8 | 7 | 1 | 0 |
2455 | I’m sorry but you are no longer the best invention. | 1.1250 | 0.13363 | 8 | 7 | 1 | 0 |
2456 | The fork ran away with the spoon. Unfortunately for you the knife is still here. | 1.1250 | 0.13363 | 8 | 7 | 1 | 0 |
2457 | I said "roast", not toast. | 1.1250 | 0.13363 | 8 | 7 | 1 | 0 |
2458 | But Ralph, you can't work maître d' until you are gluten-free. | 1.1250 | 0.13363 | 8 | 7 | 1 | 0 |
2459 | I’m so sorry. The Toast of the Town award has already been awarded. | 1.1250 | 0.13363 | 8 | 7 | 1 | 0 |
2460 | You're too late. All the toasts have already been made. | 1.1250 | 0.13363 | 8 | 7 | 1 | 0 |
2461 | Will you at least butter my muffin? | 1.1250 | 0.13363 | 8 | 7 | 1 | 0 |
2462 | That told me my replacement was starting today. Nice tie! | 1.1250 | 0.13363 | 8 | 7 | 1 | 0 |
2463 | I sorry to say sir, but Ms Butter cancelled on you tonight. | 1.1250 | 0.13363 | 8 | 7 | 1 | 0 |
2464 | And now with a personal testimonial of the anguish caused by the name Toastmasters... | 1.1250 | 0.13363 | 8 | 7 | 1 | 0 |
2465 | Is this the Toastmasters meeting? | 1.1250 | 0.13363 | 8 | 7 | 1 | 0 |
2466 | I'm sorry, but this is a dedicated gluten free facility. | 1.1250 | 0.13363 | 8 | 7 | 1 | 0 |
2467 | I'm sorry, there is no Melba on our reservation list for tonight. | 1.1250 | 0.13363 | 8 | 7 | 1 | 0 |
2468 | My Dear Man! You really have the nerve to ask why I'm late and who I am. Isn't it obvious? I am the last slice; still fresh I assure you | 1.1250 | 0.13363 | 8 | 7 | 1 | 0 |
2469 | We're fully committed sir, but may I recommend our more casual pop up location? | 1.1250 | 0.13363 | 8 | 7 | 1 | 0 |
2470 | Don't you think you're getting a little mold for this? | 1.1250 | 0.13363 | 8 | 7 | 1 | 0 |
2471 | I’m sorry, we’re a public speaking organization. | 1.1250 | 0.13363 | 8 | 7 | 1 | 0 |
2472 | Black tie? Check. You’re the toast of the town? Check. But, sir, you’re not wearing pants. | 1.1250 | 0.13363 | 8 | 7 | 1 | 0 |
2473 | Sir, we most certainly do not serve open faced sandwiches here. | 1.1250 | 0.13363 | 8 | 7 | 1 | 0 |
2474 | Credit only! | 1.1250 | 0.13363 | 8 | 7 | 1 | 0 |
2475 | Sorry, we cannot seat you until avocado arrives. | 1.1250 | 0.13363 | 8 | 7 | 1 | 0 |
2476 | But you've been fired. You're Toast. | 1.1250 | 0.13363 | 8 | 7 | 1 | 0 |
2477 | I'm afraid I can't admit you without a jacket. | 1.1250 | 0.13363 | 8 | 7 | 1 | 0 |
2478 | don’t look at me for the answer, my brain is toast | 1.1250 | 0.13363 | 8 | 7 | 1 | 0 |
2479 | I'm sorry, we don't have any slots available. | 1.1250 | 0.13363 | 8 | 7 | 1 | 0 |
2480 | I'm here to toast the groom. | 1.1250 | 0.13363 | 8 | 7 | 1 | 0 |
2481 | I'm sorry but shoes are required if you want to eat here | 1.1250 | 0.13363 | 8 | 7 | 1 | 0 |
2482 | Excuse me, this is a five finger establishment. | 1.1250 | 0.13363 | 8 | 7 | 1 | 0 |
2483 | And I suppose you expect me to butter you up... | 1.1250 | 0.13363 | 8 | 7 | 1 | 0 |
2484 | Table for one. I’m just a sad, lonely heel. | 1.1250 | 0.13363 | 8 | 7 | 1 | 0 |
2485 | Sorry,Sir,but we are a no-carb restaurant. | 1.1250 | 0.13363 | 8 | 7 | 1 | 0 |
2486 | And now, to speak about our Diversity program... | 1.1250 | 0.13363 | 8 | 7 | 1 | 0 |
2487 | This place is toast. | 1.1250 | 0.13363 | 8 | 7 | 1 | 0 |
2488 | The invitation said "Black Rye" not Black Tie. | 1.1250 | 0.13363 | 8 | 7 | 1 | 0 |
2489 | I'm terribly sorry, but I thought that the reservation under 'Toasty McToastface' was a joke. | 1.1250 | 0.13363 | 8 | 7 | 1 | 0 |
2490 | Sir, I already told you... lack-toast intolerant isn't a real thing. | 1.1250 | 0.13363 | 8 | 7 | 1 | 0 |
2491 | Sorry. This a dinner roll affair. | 1.1250 | 0.13363 | 8 | 7 | 1 | 0 |
2492 | What the heck! This doesn't make any sense at all! A walking piece of bread? Impossible, I say! Impossible! Not only are you a walking piece of bread with quite cartoon-ish legs, but quite realistic human arms as well! This is totally befuddling! | 1.1250 | 0.13363 | 8 | 7 | 1 | 0 |
2493 | We'll seat you when your entire loaf is here. | 1.1250 | 0.13363 | 8 | 7 | 1 | 0 |
2494 | We only have a seat available at the toaster . . . sorry I meant bar. | 1.1250 | 0.13363 | 8 | 7 | 1 | 0 |
2495 | It's too dangerous for you in here during meal times. | 1.1250 | 0.13363 | 8 | 7 | 1 | 0 |
2496 | I forgot the reservation! I’m Toast. | 1.1250 | 0.13363 | 8 | 7 | 1 | 0 |
2497 | I am the main toast | 1.1250 | 0.13363 | 8 | 7 | 1 | 0 |
2498 | Hi , I’m joining my partner for a sandwich! | 1.1250 | 0.13363 | 8 | 7 | 1 | 0 |
2499 | We will only seat complete parties, do you know when the other members of your loaf will arrive? | 1.1250 | 0.13363 | 8 | 7 | 1 | 0 |
2500 | This restaurant is gluten-free sir. | 1.1250 | 0.13363 | 8 | 7 | 1 | 0 |
2501 | I’m toasted, you’re not. | 1.1250 | 0.13363 | 8 | 7 | 1 | 0 |
2502 | Would you like Gluten, Non-Gluten, or First Available? | 1.1250 | 0.13363 | 8 | 7 | 1 | 0 |
2503 | You need a mouth before I can seat you. | 1.1250 | 0.13363 | 8 | 7 | 1 | 0 |
2504 | So you're the toast of the town. | 1.1250 | 0.13363 | 8 | 7 | 1 | 0 |
2505 | Sorry, we have a half-a-loaf minimum. | 1.1250 | 0.13363 | 8 | 7 | 1 | 0 |
2506 | Tie only doesn't cut it. | 1.1250 | 0.13363 | 8 | 7 | 1 | 0 |
2507 | Look, my hands are tied. People like you, they’re just afraid to get too close. | 1.1250 | 0.13363 | 8 | 7 | 1 | 0 |
2508 | It’s a gluten-free restaurant. | 1.1250 | 0.13363 | 8 | 7 | 1 | 0 |
2509 | I don't care if you are the famous "Bread" from "The Best Thing Since Sliced Bread." We still require a jacket and tie. | 1.1250 | 0.13363 | 8 | 7 | 1 | 0 |
2510 | Is this restaurant really greater than me? | 1.1250 | 0.13363 | 8 | 7 | 1 | 0 |
2511 | Sorry, I can’t seat you right now. All our options are gluten free. | 1.1250 | 0.13363 | 8 | 7 | 1 | 0 |
2512 | We have a strict dress code... put on some pants!" | 1.1250 | 0.13363 | 8 | 7 | 1 | 0 |
2513 | I'm sorry. We don't serve whole wheat bread. | 1.1250 | 0.13363 | 8 | 7 | 1 | 0 |
2514 | I don't think you're ready for our jelly. | 1.1250 | 0.13363 | 8 | 7 | 1 | 0 |
2515 | Only rustic boules are permitted. | 1.1250 | 0.13363 | 8 | 7 | 1 | 0 |
2516 | Thank you for wearing a tie but the dress code requires pants. | 1.1250 | 0.13363 | 8 | 7 | 1 | 0 |
2517 | Toastmasters is the next suite down. | 1.1250 | 0.13363 | 8 | 7 | 1 | 0 |
2518 | Today, our forum will focus on gluten intolerance. | 1.1250 | 0.13363 | 8 | 7 | 1 | 0 |
2519 | You want to look at the menu? You are part of the menu. | 1.1250 | 0.13363 | 8 | 7 | 1 | 0 |
2520 | Well, yes, the tie works, but I’m afraid you need a jacket as well. | 1.1250 | 0.13363 | 8 | 7 | 1 | 0 |
2521 | I give up. What WAS the greatest thing before sliced bread? | 1.1250 | 0.13363 | 8 | 7 | 1 | 0 |
2522 | Our dress code requires more than a tie. | 1.1250 | 0.13363 | 8 | 7 | 1 | 0 |
2523 | I’m sorry but sliced bread isn’t the greatest thing anymore. | 1.1250 | 0.13363 | 8 | 7 | 1 | 0 |
2524 | Can you direct me to the Toastmasters Convention. | 1.1250 | 0.13363 | 8 | 7 | 1 | 0 |
2525 | Toastmasters! Not toast misters! | 1.1250 | 0.13363 | 8 | 7 | 1 | 0 |
2526 | Sir, pants are required for gentlemen. | 1.1250 | 0.13363 | 8 | 7 | 1 | 0 |
2527 | Apologies, but we only seat the upper crust. | 1.1250 | 0.13363 | 8 | 7 | 1 | 0 |
2528 | Do I pass for fine dining? | 1.1250 | 0.13363 | 8 | 7 | 1 | 0 |
2529 | Sorry, we have a “no butter - no service” policy. | 1.1250 | 0.13363 | 8 | 7 | 1 | 0 |
2530 | You may be the toast of the town but no shirt, no shoes, no service. | 1.1250 | 0.13363 | 8 | 7 | 1 | 0 |
2531 | Toasting or non-toasting section? | 1.1250 | 0.13363 | 8 | 7 | 1 | 0 |
2532 | I can't let you in without butter. | 1.1250 | 0.13363 | 8 | 7 | 1 | 0 |
2533 | Toastmasters was last night! | 1.1250 | 0.13363 | 8 | 7 | 1 | 0 |
2534 | I’m sorry but Mr. Pillsbury’s party of eight has already been seated. | 1.1250 | 0.13363 | 8 | 7 | 1 | 0 |
2535 | Just because you lost does not mean that we’re a bunch of Yankee douchebags. | 1.1250 | 0.13363 | 8 | 7 | 1 | 0 |
2536 | I’m terribly sorry sir, but this is a gluten free establishment. | 1.1250 | 0.13363 | 8 | 7 | 1 | 0 |
2537 | This is not what I expected when Toastmasters said my improved speaking skills would earn me respect and maybe even a little bread. | 1.1250 | 0.13363 | 8 | 7 | 1 | 0 |
2538 | For bread, at first, it was the best of times; nowadays, thanks to keto . . . not so much! | 1.1250 | 0.13363 | 8 | 7 | 1 | 0 |
2539 | We don't serve multi-grain folks here. | 1.1250 | 0.13363 | 8 | 7 | 1 | 0 |
2540 | Butter and jelly or a table for one tonight? | 1.1250 | 0.13363 | 8 | 7 | 1 | 0 |
2541 | Yes, I do understand . You've been invited to a retirement dinner to be the toastmaster. | 1.1250 | 0.13363 | 8 | 7 | 1 | 0 |
2542 | "He's frightened that Impeachment Committee is going to devour him" | 1.1250 | 0.13363 | 8 | 7 | 1 | 0 |
2543 | I'm afraid I can't seat you until Messrs B, L, and T arrive. | 1.1250 | 0.13363 | 8 | 7 | 1 | 0 |
2544 | I’m sorry. We’re definitely going with the ham. | 1.1250 | 0.13363 | 8 | 7 | 1 | 0 |
2545 | Sorry, sir, but we reserve this section of the restaurant for untoasted bread only. | 1.1250 | 0.13363 | 8 | 7 | 1 | 0 |
2546 | I’m sorry. I don’t see a reservation for just toast. I have several “avocado toasts” on my list. | 1.1250 | 0.13363 | 8 | 7 | 1 | 0 |
2547 | But, I can't reach my feet! | 1.1250 | 0.13363 | 8 | 7 | 1 | 0 |
2548 | Tucker Carlson, we'd know you from a mile away. | 1.1250 | 0.13363 | 8 | 7 | 1 | 0 |
2549 | No, there are no requests for a birthday toast. | 1.1250 | 0.13363 | 8 | 7 | 1 | 0 |
2550 | I'm afraid I can't seat until the rest of your bowl arrives. | 1.1250 | 0.13363 | 8 | 7 | 1 | 0 |
2551 | I'm sorry, sir. I believe I accidentally sent your date to the kitchen. | 1.1250 | 0.13363 | 8 | 7 | 1 | 0 |
2552 | I’m the Toast Master for the Leavened Bar Mitzvah | 1.1250 | 0.13363 | 8 | 7 | 1 | 0 |
2553 | I’m sorry sir, we toasted an hour ago. | 1.1250 | 0.13363 | 8 | 7 | 1 | 0 |
2554 | I'm sorry, but this is the Postmasters' convention. | 1.1250 | 0.13363 | 8 | 7 | 1 | 0 |
2555 | Yes, we have no avocados. | 1.1250 | 0.13363 | 8 | 7 | 1 | 0 |
2556 | I'm sorry - "Toast of the Town" is in a different magazine. | 1.1250 | 0.13363 | 8 | 7 | 1 | 0 |
2557 | I’m afraid your previous reservation is now toast. We have run out of jam. | 1.1250 | 0.13363 | 8 | 7 | 1 | 0 |
2558 | Why the open face? | 1.1250 | 0.13363 | 8 | 7 | 1 | 0 |
2559 | Our coq au vin is the best thing since—well, you know. | 1.1250 | 0.13363 | 8 | 7 | 1 | 0 |
2560 | sorry, no reservations under the name "melba" | 1.1250 | 0.13363 | 8 | 7 | 1 | 0 |
2561 | I'm sorry but Melba said she was giving the toast. | 1.1250 | 0.06896 | 24 | 21 | 3 | 0 |
2562 | I'm sorry sir, but we don't serve cannibals here. | 1.1250 | 0.13363 | 8 | 7 | 1 | 0 |
2563 | My family just died in a car accident. | 1.1250 | 0.08539 | 16 | 14 | 2 | 0 |
2564 | Let us know when avocado arrives and we'll seat you! | 1.1250 | 0.13363 | 8 | 7 | 1 | 0 |
2565 | Sorry, no end pieces. | 1.1250 | 0.13363 | 8 | 7 | 1 | 0 |
2566 | I’m afraid we can’t seat you until your whole loaf is present | 1.1250 | 0.13363 | 8 | 7 | 1 | 0 |
2567 | I'm afraid we don't serve bread at this restaurant. Even if you were actually a 'Hawaiian King.'" | 1.1250 | 0.13363 | 8 | 7 | 1 | 0 |
2568 | I’m sorry, your party has already been seeded. | 1.1250 | 0.13363 | 8 | 7 | 1 | 0 |
2569 | I'm sorry, we are a gluten-free cafe. | 1.1250 | 0.13363 | 8 | 7 | 1 | 0 |
2570 | If you mess up again, you’re toast. | 1.1250 | 0.13363 | 8 | 7 | 1 | 0 |
2571 | Sorry, you'll have to wait til Bernie Sanders is elected before the bread lines start. | 1.1250 | 0.13363 | 8 | 7 | 1 | 0 |
2572 | Sorry sir, we can only serve you in a basket. | 1.1250 | 0.13363 | 8 | 7 | 1 | 0 |
2573 | We have a table outside. | 1.1250 | 0.13363 | 8 | 7 | 1 | 0 |
2574 | Honestly, we'd prefer the wry bread toast." | 1.1250 | 0.13363 | 8 | 7 | 1 | 0 |
2575 | So you're the "Toast of the Town", Your party of, "First Things First and "Tip of The Iceberg" haven't arrived yet. | 1.1250 | 0.13363 | 8 | 7 | 1 | 0 |
2576 | I simply just wanted to give a toast! | 1.1250 | 0.13363 | 8 | 7 | 1 | 0 |
2577 | I'm sorry sir, we thought the reservation for white bread was a prank. | 1.1250 | 0.13363 | 8 | 7 | 1 | 0 |
2578 | Don't go out for a smoke every time someone says, 'break bread.' | 1.1250 | 0.13363 | 8 | 7 | 1 | 0 |
2579 | Well then why did you join Toastmasters? | 1.1250 | 0.13363 | 8 | 7 | 1 | 0 |
2580 | I'm sorry, but the avocado you came with has just left. | 1.1250 | 0.13363 | 8 | 7 | 1 | 0 |
2581 | I'm sorry, you can only toast if you have a wine glass with you | 1.1250 | 0.13363 | 8 | 7 | 1 | 0 |
2582 | I'm sorry. Your OkCupid match asked me to tell you she specifically said 'gluten-free'. | 1.1250 | 0.13363 | 8 | 7 | 1 | 0 |
2583 | I cannot seat you until the rest of your loaf arrives. | 1.1250 | 0.13363 | 8 | 6 | 1 | 0 |
2584 | I'm afraid this is a carb free restaurant. | 1.1250 | 0.13363 | 8 | 7 | 1 | 0 |
2585 | Sorry, this is a tapas place. We don’t serve whole meals. | 1.1250 | 0.13363 | 8 | 7 | 1 | 0 |
2586 | I'm sorry, Paul, but they chose a middle-aged human to be toastmaster again | 1.1250 | 0.13363 | 8 | 7 | 1 | 0 |
2587 | Shove this shovel ready, my dear love Freddy. | 1.1250 | 0.13363 | 8 | 7 | 1 | 0 |
2588 | I'm sorry sir, we have no reservations under "Wonder" | 1.1250 | 0.13363 | 8 | 7 | 1 | 0 |
2589 | I'm sorry, sir, you are not permitted to enter without clothing. | 1.1250 | 0.13363 | 8 | 7 | 1 | 0 |
2590 | I’m sorry but we are unable to seat you until your entire loaf is here. | 1.1250 | 0.13363 | 8 | 7 | 1 | 0 |
2591 | Apologies, sir. We were unable to preserve your reservation. | 1.1250 | 0.13363 | 8 | 6 | 1 | 0 |
2592 | I am here for the wedding toast. | 1.1250 | 0.13363 | 8 | 7 | 1 | 0 |
2593 | Your gluten status, please - sensitive or tolerant? | 1.1250 | 0.13363 | 8 | 7 | 1 | 0 |
2594 | I'm sorry sir, but we're soy-free, meat-free, gluten-free. You could try the Subway next door. | 1.1250 | 0.13363 | 8 | 7 | 1 | 0 |
2595 | Well, no tables--but we can probably find you a nice warm slot in the kitchen. | 1.1250 | 0.13363 | 8 | 7 | 1 | 0 |
2596 | I'm sorry but your jacket it too light, please toast yourself for another 2 minutes. | 1.1250 | 0.13363 | 8 | 7 | 1 | 0 |
2597 | Sorry, but I can’t sit you until the entire loaf is here | 1.1250 | 0.13363 | 8 | 7 | 1 | 0 |
2598 | You're lucky sir, we are indeed jammed. | 1.1250 | 0.13363 | 8 | 7 | 1 | 0 |
2599 | She's inside... with the rice cake. | 1.1250 | 0.13363 | 8 | 7 | 1 | 0 |
2600 | Yes, Mr. Rye we have you down for 6:30 PM. And tonight’s special is the…uh…well…it’s the reuben. Uh… will Mrs. Rye be joining you? | 1.1250 | 0.13363 | 8 | 7 | 1 | 0 |
2601 | Rye, Wheat, or White? | 1.1250 | 0.13363 | 8 | 7 | 1 | 0 |
2602 | Sorry, the best man just made the toast. | 1.1250 | 0.13363 | 8 | 7 | 1 | 0 |
2603 | Sorry - if you’re not on the menu, you’re not coming in. | 1.1250 | 0.13363 | 8 | 7 | 1 | 0 |
2604 | I think we can get you in at 8:30...french dip or grilled cheese? | 1.1250 | 0.13363 | 8 | 7 | 1 | 0 |
2605 | I’m sorry Sir, these days we only serve ‘Artisan’ breads | 1.1250 | 0.13363 | 8 | 7 | 1 | 0 |
2606 | Sir, we do not admit patrons who are visibly toasted. | 1.1250 | 0.13363 | 8 | 7 | 1 | 0 |
2607 | Let me in, I‘m expected! It‘s an orgy. They’re all waiting to do me! | 1.1250 | 0.13363 | 8 | 7 | 1 | 0 |
2608 | The second member of your party is currently, er, in the kitchen. | 1.1250 | 0.13363 | 8 | 7 | 1 | 0 |
2609 | Yes, we can see about having some avocado join you. | 1.1250 | 0.13363 | 8 | 7 | 1 | 0 |
2610 | I'm sorry, Avocado spread with another piece of toast tonight. | 1.1250 | 0.13363 | 8 | 7 | 1 | 0 |
2611 | Butter friends say it's nothing personal. | 1.1250 | 0.13363 | 8 | 7 | 1 | 0 |
2612 | But I am the one to toast! | 1.1250 | 0.13363 | 8 | 7 | 1 | 0 |
2613 | I’m terribly sorry sir, but we do not have any Gray Poupon. | 1.1250 | 0.13363 | 8 | 7 | 1 | 0 |
2614 | Sorry Sir. Club Sandwiches are Wednesdays. | 1.1250 | 0.13363 | 8 | 7 | 1 | 0 |
2615 | Don’t feel bad, maybe she’s on a diet? | 1.1250 | 0.13363 | 8 | 7 | 1 | 0 |
2616 | You can’t just pop up without a reservation. | 1.1250 | 0.13363 | 8 | 7 | 1 | 0 |
2617 | Sorry, sir, but this is a no-carbs Toastmasters event. | 1.1250 | 0.13363 | 8 | 7 | 1 | 0 |
2618 | I'm sorry sir, I can't believe it's not butter either. | 1.1250 | 0.13363 | 8 | 7 | 1 | 0 |
2619 | Sorry, can't let you in, the party's gluten-free. | 1.1250 | 0.13363 | 8 | 7 | 1 | 0 |
2620 | I'm sorry sir, but we can't let you in, we don't want to fill up before the meal | 1.1250 | 0.13363 | 8 | 7 | 1 | 0 |
2621 | Toastmasters meet tomorrow night. | 1.1250 | 0.13363 | 8 | 7 | 1 | 0 |
2622 | Are you comfortable sitting at the Toastmaster’s table? | 1.1250 | 0.13363 | 8 | 7 | 1 | 0 |
2623 | I’m burnt out. Is my grade toast? | 1.1250 | 0.13363 | 8 | 7 | 1 | 0 |
2624 | A P. Butter and Ms. Grape Jam request you wait for them in the Toaster Room. | 1.1250 | 0.13363 | 8 | 7 | 1 | 0 |
2625 | I’m sorry, but crust is not a jacket. | 1.1250 | 0.13363 | 8 | 7 | 1 | 0 |
2626 | Butt’ah luck next time.” “That’s not nice. | 1.1250 | 0.13363 | 8 | 7 | 1 | 0 |
2627 | I believe they are going to raise a toast here! | 1.1250 | 0.13363 | 8 | 7 | 1 | 0 |
2628 | This is a 5 star restaurant, not some breadline fella. | 1.1250 | 0.13363 | 8 | 7 | 1 | 0 |
2629 | Your name is not on the guest list. However, I did see it on the menu. | 1.1250 | 0.13363 | 8 | 7 | 1 | 0 |
2630 | Sir...we cannot serve anyone who's visibly toasted. | 1.1250 | 0.13363 | 8 | 7 | 1 | 0 |
2631 | We only serve artisanal bread here. | 1.1250 | 0.13363 | 8 | 7 | 1 | 0 |
2632 | When I said that your plans were toast I didn't mean literally. | 1.1250 | 0.13363 | 8 | 7 | 1 | 0 |
2633 | I’m truly sorry, but tonight’s award ceremony is for Unleavened bread of the year. | 1.1250 | 0.13363 | 8 | 7 | 1 | 0 |
2634 | It doesn’t matter what loaf you’ve been in, you’re not on my list | 1.1250 | 0.13363 | 8 | 7 | 1 | 0 |
2635 | Toastmasters is next week. | 1.1250 | 0.13363 | 8 | 7 | 1 | 0 |
2636 | No jacket? Well you, sir, have got a lot of crust. | 1.1250 | 0.13363 | 8 | 7 | 1 | 0 |
2637 | I don’t dispute your are the ‘greatest thing’. But the best we can do Mr. Wonder is 45minutes. | 1.1200 | 0.06633 | 25 | 22 | 3 | 0 |
2638 | I regret that our restaurant is not gluten-free and, therefore, you enter at you own risk. | 1.1176 | 0.08055 | 17 | 15 | 2 | 0 |
2639 | No, not a chance - we’re all jammed up. | 1.1176 | 0.08055 | 17 | 15 | 2 | 0 |
2640 | Late for your shift again (sigh) . . . chef 's on the rampage - this time you're toast! | 1.1176 | 0.03692 | 34 | 31 | 3 | 0 |
2641 | Yes, this IS Toastmasters. Are you here to speak? | 1.1176 | 0.05609 | 34 | 30 | 4 | 0 |
2642 | What do you mean you don't serve plain white bread? | 1.1176 | 0.08055 | 17 | 15 | 2 | 0 |
2643 | When the boss finds out your late you're gonna be toast! | 1.1176 | 0.08055 | 17 | 15 | 2 | 0 |
2644 | Lets try this again without Algernon | 1.1111 | 0.11785 | 9 | 8 | 1 | 0 |
2645 | Please stop trying to butter me up. | 1.1111 | 0.11785 | 9 | 8 | 1 | 0 |
2646 | Your dress code is fine, but your product's a bit stale--the race is on for concupiscent curds. | 1.1111 | 0.11785 | 9 | 8 | 1 | 0 |
2647 | I'm sorry, sir, but we don't allow loafers. | 1.1111 | 0.11785 | 9 | 8 | 1 | 0 |
2648 | I'm sorry sir, our restaurant is gluten-free. | 1.1111 | 0.11785 | 9 | 8 | 1 | 0 |
2649 | They’re waiting for you in the banquet hall, Toastmaster. | 1.1111 | 0.11785 | 9 | 8 | 1 | 0 |
2650 | I'm sorry we can't seat you sir, this is an upper-crust establishment. | 1.1111 | 0.11785 | 9 | 8 | 1 | 0 |
2651 | Sorry, we're only hiring gluten-free. | 1.1111 | 0.11785 | 9 | 8 | 1 | 0 |
2652 | Even if you are the toast of the town, I can’t seat you before the other guests. | 1.1111 | 0.11785 | 9 | 8 | 1 | 0 |
2653 | I’m sorry, sir, but we’re now gluten-free for all single slices of non-artisan bread. | 1.1111 | 0.11785 | 9 | 8 | 1 | 0 |
2654 | I'm sorry, sir. We don't serve breakfast here. | 1.1111 | 0.11785 | 9 | 8 | 1 | 0 |
2655 | Sir, tie or no tie, we don't serve gluten. | 1.1111 | 0.11785 | 9 | 8 | 1 | 0 |
2656 | And now ladies and gentlemen...the original Toastmaster! | 1.1111 | 0.11785 | 9 | 8 | 1 | 0 |
2657 | I don't doubt you're the toast of the town. You still need a reservation, sir. | 1.1111 | 0.11785 | 9 | 8 | 1 | 0 |
2658 | We can’t serve you. You’re already toasted. | 1.1111 | 0.11785 | 9 | 8 | 1 | 0 |
2659 | Nice tie! | 1.1111 | 0.11785 | 9 | 8 | 1 | 0 |
2660 | I’m sorry, but they have already made the toast. | 1.1111 | 0.11785 | 9 | 8 | 1 | 0 |
2661 | Is half a loaf really better than none? Our next speaker offers an inside view. | 1.1111 | 0.11785 | 9 | 8 | 1 | 0 |
2662 | Sir, I'm afraid our restaurant is strictly carb-free. | 1.1111 | 0.11785 | 9 | 8 | 1 | 0 |
2663 | Are you here to dine or to be dined on? | 1.1111 | 0.11785 | 9 | 8 | 1 | 0 |
2664 | YOU'VE BEEN FIRED FOR LOAFING. | 1.1111 | 0.11785 | 9 | 8 | 1 | 0 |
2665 | I'm sorry, we're fully booked for the grilled cheese grand tasting this evening. | 1.1111 | 0.11785 | 9 | 8 | 1 | 0 |
2666 | Love the bow tie, but regrettably, we must draw the line: No Shirt, No Shoes, No Service. | 1.1111 | 0.11785 | 9 | 8 | 1 | 0 |
2667 | This year the members chose a toastmistress instead. | 1.1111 | 0.11785 | 9 | 8 | 1 | 0 |
2668 | I appreciate your proposal, but the board is waffling. | 1.1111 | 0.11785 | 9 | 8 | 1 | 0 |
2669 | I’m sorry, but you are toast. | 1.1111 | 0.11785 | 9 | 8 | 1 | 0 |
2670 | We started serving duck. | 1.1111 | 0.11785 | 9 | 8 | 1 | 0 |
2671 | Charles?! How did you escape the basement? | 1.1111 | 0.11785 | 9 | 8 | 1 | 0 |
2672 | Well... one of us is going to need a different bow tie. | 1.1111 | 0.11785 | 9 | 8 | 1 | 0 |
2673 | Sorry, I don't have you're reservation. Looks like you're toast. | 1.1111 | 0.11785 | 9 | 8 | 1 | 0 |
2674 | Didn't the agency tell you we're Atkins-friendly? | 1.1111 | 0.11785 | 9 | 8 | 1 | 0 |
2675 | I'm sorry, we won't be able to accommodate. This is a gluten-free establishment. | 1.1111 | 0.11785 | 9 | 8 | 1 | 0 |
2676 | Nice toast, but a bit too on the nose. | 1.1111 | 0.03514 | 36 | 33 | 3 | 0 |
2677 | I'm afraid the call to 'free gluten' in your acceptance speech is too political | 1.1111 | 0.11785 | 9 | 8 | 1 | 0 |
2678 | It’s our anniversary. If you can’t find a table I’m toast. | 1.1111 | 0.11785 | 9 | 8 | 1 | 0 |
2679 | I’m sorry, but our dress code requires a jacket AND tie. | 1.1111 | 0.11785 | 9 | 8 | 1 | 0 |
2680 | I am afraid she left with a gluten-free cracker fifteen minutes ago, Sir | 1.1111 | 0.11785 | 9 | 8 | 1 | 0 |
2681 | Your tie is great, Mr. Pumpernickel, but you still don't meet our dress code. | 1.1111 | 0.11785 | 9 | 8 | 1 | 0 |
2682 | I'm sorry, but we don't serve toast here. | 1.1111 | 0.11785 | 9 | 8 | 1 | 0 |
2683 | Club sandwiches only. | 1.1111 | 0.11785 | 9 | 8 | 1 | 0 |
2684 | I’m here forToastmasters. | 1.1111 | 0.11785 | 9 | 8 | 1 | 0 |
2685 | I'm sorry to say, sir, we don't have enough butter to cover you. | 1.1111 | 0.11785 | 9 | 8 | 1 | 0 |
2686 | No, you don't understand. When I say you're toast, I mean you really are toast. | 1.1111 | 0.11785 | 9 | 8 | 1 | 0 |
2687 | Table for toast? | 1.1111 | 0.11785 | 9 | 8 | 1 | 0 |
2688 | I'm sorry, we don't serve gluten at this establishment. | 1.1111 | 0.11785 | 9 | 8 | 1 | 0 |
2689 | I'm sorry but I can't seat you until your full loaf is here. | 1.1111 | 0.11785 | 9 | 8 | 1 | 0 |
2690 | If you don't get back in line you're toast! | 1.1111 | 0.11785 | 9 | 8 | 1 | 0 |
2691 | Your date just called. She’s feeling crumby and can’t make it. | 1.1111 | 0.11785 | 9 | 8 | 1 | 0 |
2692 | I'm sorry, we only serve Gluten-Free Bread. | 1.1111 | 0.11785 | 9 | 8 | 1 | 0 |
2693 | I am sorry, Sir, but this restaurant is gluten-free. | 1.1111 | 0.11785 | 9 | 8 | 1 | 0 |
2694 | I do apologize, sir, but this is a gluten-free event. | 1.1111 | 0.11785 | 9 | 8 | 1 | 0 |
2695 | There's a wait, the kitchen is all jammed up. | 1.1111 | 0.11785 | 9 | 8 | 1 | 0 |
2696 | And here to accept the award on behalf of the group is David Gates. | 1.1111 | 0.11785 | 9 | 8 | 1 | 0 |
2697 | Yeasty, yeasty, yeasty just jumped over Jumpman. | 1.1111 | 0.11785 | 9 | 8 | 1 | 0 |
2698 | I'm sorry, we reserve the right to serve 'gluten free' only. | 1.1111 | 0.11785 | 9 | 8 | 1 | 0 |
2699 | I apologize but the formal toast was scheduled for noon. | 1.1111 | 0.11785 | 9 | 8 | 1 | 0 |
2700 | Sorry, but our restaurant doesn't serve white bread. | 1.1111 | 0.11785 | 9 | 8 | 1 | 0 |
2701 | I’m sorry, but your room isn’t bready yet. | 1.1111 | 0.11785 | 9 | 8 | 1 | 0 |
2702 | Sorry but this is a white bread establishment. | 1.1111 | 0.11785 | 9 | 8 | 1 | 0 |
2703 | I’m sorry sir, but dress pants are obligatory. | 1.1111 | 0.11785 | 9 | 8 | 1 | 0 |
2704 | um i’m sorry sir, unfortunately we have a strict dress code here and a bow tie isn’t going to cut it.. unless you were to slice me off a piece of bread.. nah i’m just joking we don’t serve your kind. now get the fuck out of here, fucking abomination | 1.1111 | 0.11785 | 9 | 8 | 1 | 0 |
2705 | Sorry, sir, the only slots available tonight are bagel-sized. | 1.1111 | 0.11785 | 9 | 8 | 1 | 0 |
2706 | I'm sorry sir, but Miss Brioche will not be joining you this evening. | 1.1111 | 0.11785 | 9 | 8 | 1 | 0 |
2707 | I’m sorry sir, but we do have one seat left in the single slice toaster. | 1.1111 | 0.11785 | 9 | 8 | 1 | 0 |
2708 | Yes, we do serve bread... | 1.1111 | 0.11785 | 9 | 8 | 1 | 0 |
2709 | I'm with the loaf party | 1.1111 | 0.11785 | 9 | 8 | 1 | 0 |
2710 | We'll be happy to seat you once the other half of your sandwich has arrived. | 1.1111 | 0.11785 | 9 | 8 | 1 | 0 |
2711 | Sorry, this restaurant has a shirt and covered shoes policy to seat patrons | 1.1111 | 0.11785 | 9 | 8 | 1 | 0 |
2712 | This restaurant just isn't the Pre Rocky Horror Picture Show venue. Sorry. | 1.1111 | 0.11785 | 9 | 8 | 1 | 0 |
2713 | beans make me horny | 1.1111 | 0.11785 | 9 | 8 | 1 | 0 |
2714 | I'm sorry, we don't serve french toast. | 1.1111 | 0.11785 | 9 | 8 | 1 | 0 |
2715 | Sorry, but we only serve whole grains here. | 1.1111 | 0.11785 | 9 | 8 | 1 | 0 |
2716 | I'd let you in, sir, but you look awfully crummy. | 1.1111 | 0.11785 | 9 | 8 | 1 | 0 |
2717 | we have no reservation under "cheese" | 1.1111 | 0.11785 | 9 | 8 | 1 | 0 |
2718 | Sorry sir! We can make an exception for the missing clothes, shoes and even the underwear but “clip ons” are absolutely forbidden. | 1.1111 | 0.11785 | 9 | 8 | 1 | 0 |
2719 | The bread transfusion did not go as planned. | 1.1111 | 0.11785 | 9 | 8 | 1 | 0 |
2720 | Are you the toast of the town sir? | 1.1111 | 0.11785 | 9 | 8 | 1 | 0 |
2721 | The tie is fine, but we insist on pants. | 1.1111 | 0.11785 | 9 | 8 | 1 | 0 |
2722 | I’m sorry sir, we are closed due to a pryevate event. | 1.1111 | 0.11785 | 9 | 8 | 1 | 0 |
2723 | Yes, I did say we'd start today's class by calling the roll. But I didn't expect you to take it so personally. | 1.1111 | 0.11785 | 9 | 8 | 1 | 0 |
2724 | I think I may be able to sandwich you in. | 1.1111 | 0.11785 | 9 | 8 | 1 | 0 |
2725 | I'm sorry sir but jackets are required. | 1.1111 | 0.11785 | 9 | 8 | 1 | 0 |
2726 | Sorry sir, no whites allowed. | 1.1111 | 0.11785 | 9 | 8 | 1 | 0 |
2727 | Sorry Sir, but there has been a demand for more whole grain, and you’re just too much wheat! | 1.1111 | 0.11785 | 9 | 8 | 1 | 0 |
2728 | I mean in a technical sense we do... | 1.1111 | 0.11785 | 9 | 8 | 1 | 0 |
2729 | you’re here to give a toast at which table? | 1.1111 | 0.11785 | 9 | 8 | 1 | 0 |
2730 | I agree it's sad, but gluten free is gluten free. | 1.1111 | 0.11785 | 9 | 8 | 1 | 0 |
2731 | And now, I’d like to propose a toast. | 1.1111 | 0.07622 | 18 | 16 | 2 | 0 |
2732 | Just because you are white and wearing a tie doesn't mean you're the toast of the town. | 1.1111 | 0.11785 | 9 | 8 | 1 | 0 |
2733 | Sorry- you’re no longer the toast of the town | 1.1111 | 0.11785 | 9 | 8 | 1 | 0 |
2734 | Sorry, Mr. Peanut's wake was canceled because of allergies. | 1.1111 | 0.11785 | 9 | 8 | 1 | 0 |
2735 | I'm sorry, but we can't seat you until your entire loaf has arrived. | 1.1111 | 0.11785 | 9 | 8 | 1 | 0 |
2736 | Toastmasters? No, that's the next room! | 1.1111 | 0.11785 | 9 | 8 | 1 | 0 |
2737 | If you don't start your speech with a good hook, you're toast. | 1.1111 | 0.11785 |