Contest #695


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695

The winning captions

These captions are chosen by The New Yorker.

  1. “You’re in luck. A slot for you just opened up in our kitchen.”
  2. “I’m sorry, sir. We no longer serve bread.”
  3. “Yes, we seated a potato, but he had a jacket.”


Name Value
Submission deadline 2020-01-26T22:59:00.000Z
Voting started -
Voting ended 2020-02-09T23:00:00.000Z
Finalists announced 2020-02-03T23:01:00.000Z
Magazine(s) announcing finalists issued February 10, 2020
Number of captions 7544
Number of responses 75949
Number of participants -


Dashboard

In this table, the "mean" means the empirically measured average funniness score when the "unfunny", "somewhat funny" and "funny" receive a funniness score of 1, 2, 3 respectively. "Precison" is the standard error of the mean, the standard deviation of the mean estimate. With that, a caption with an empirical mean μ and precision σ has true mean in the range [μ - 2σ, μ + 2σ] with 95% probability by the 68-95-99.7 rule assuming the responses are indepedent and identically distributed.

Rank Caption Mean Precision Total votes "Unfunny" votes "Somewhat funny" votes "Funny" votes
0 We have one slot left. 2.1657 0.03828 356 75 148 123
1 We can't seat you until the entire loaf arrives. 1.9880 0.07170 83 39 24 20
2 I don’t care if you were the “greatest thing” , you still need a reservation 1.9352 0.07923 108 38 35 32
3 The poptarts are already seated. You’re toast. 1.9011 0.07900 91 33 35 23
4 Sorry, we only serve toast at breakfast. 1.8913 0.08099 92 32 36 23
5 Sorry, the couple said, no toasts. 1.8588 0.07698 85 31 35 16
6 I think you misunderstood when I said we serve bread. 1.8254 0.10002 63 26 22 15
7 Greatest thing or not, you still need a reservation. 1.8243 0.09879 74 34 19 21
8 I'm sorry, Sir. Your date called to cancel due to a yeast infection. 1.7846 0.10165 65 30 19 16
9 Sorry, but it is extra for bread. 1.7778 0.09718 63 33 13 15
10 I'm so sorry, sir. They've already proposed a toast. 1.7701 0.07960 87 36 35 16
11 I'll be happy to seat you when the rest of your loaf arrives. 1.7692 0.08347 78 32 32 14
12 Table, booth or basket? 1.7500 0.11321 44 19 17 8
13 So, I'm guessing you're the toastmaster for this evening. 1.7500 0.15048 24 12 7 5
14 Sorry, I can't seat you until your whole loaf is here. 1.7391 0.09607 69 32 21 15
15 We can only seat you when the rest of the loaf arrives. 1.7391 0.10961 46 18 17 8
16 Monsieur, don’t be a pain. 1.7333 0.14331 30 14 10 6
17 Your better half is here and already toasted. 1.7313 0.08660 67 29 25 10
18 'I'm afraid she cancelled, said you're toast.' 1.7250 0.07542 80 34 35 11
19 Party of two? I think we can sandwich you in. 1.7231 0.08059 65 27 27 8
20 Ah, yes. Tonight's toastmaster. 1.7164 0.09223 67 30 24 12
21 She's not here yet, but it looks like you've been burned before. 1.7121 0.07714 66 34 19 12
22 I'm afraid no slots are open now, but I'm certain something will pop up very soon. 1.7101 0.08412 69 32 26 10
23 I'm sorry, we charge extra for bread. 1.7083 0.11124 48 22 16 8
24 You deserve butter. 1.7077 0.09981 65 31 18 12
25 I realize you are the toast of the town sir, but our rules still apply: No shirt, no shoes, no service. 1.7051 0.08580 78 37 27 14
26 I'm sorry, but we can't seat you until your whole loaf has arrived. 1.7021 0.12509 47 26 9 12
27 You will need a COAT and tie, not to mention pants. 1.7000 0.07143 50 31 12 7
28 I'll arrange for a table away from the pigeons." 1.6986 0.08655 73 38 21 13
29 She left with that heel. 1.6984 0.09768 63 31 20 12
30 I think we might have a slot for you. 1.6964 0.09507 56 27 20 9
31 Sorry but this event is only for the upper crust 1.6875 0.10800 48 23 17 8
32 The rest of your party is already plated. 1.6849 0.08475 73 39 21 13
33 I'm sorry. Your whole loaf must be present before you can be seated. 1.6800 0.07864 75 33 33 9
34 Booth, table, or basket? 1.6765 0.12468 34 16 13 5
35 This establishment is only for the upper crust 1.6735 0.11439 49 26 13 10
36 My apologies, but we can seat you when your entire loaf appears. 1.6667 0.12812 33 16 12 5
37 I know you used to be the greatest thing, but now you need a reservation. 1.6667 0.16879 27 16 4 7
38 I’m sorry, sir, but “catering to the upper crust” only goes so far. 1.6667 0.07226 57 30 20 5
39 Will you be dining with your honey? 1.6486 0.07310 74 44 20 10
40 'We can maybe sandwich you in.' 1.6471 0.10412 51 26 17 8
41 Be late for your shift one more time, and you’re toast. 1.6429 0.13815 28 14 10 4
42 I don't care if you are the toast of the town. No shoes, no service! 1.6400 0.16207 25 14 6 5
43 I’m sorry but the only table available is gluten-free 1.6364 0.08260 66 41 12 12
44 "Would you mind sitting in a basket? 1.6364 0.11364 33 15 15 3
45 Your basket is ready. 1.6316 0.08754 76 41 22 13
46 Sorry, sir, but I can't sandwich you in until the arrival of the rest of your loaf. 1.6316 0.11576 38 19 14 5
47 We're fully booked at the moment but could sandwich you in in about 30 minutes or so. 1.6279 0.11539 43 23 13 7
48 I’m sorry sir, but we can not seat you until your entire loaf is here. 1.6250 0.15711 24 13 7 4
49 I'm sorry, I can't seat you until your butter half is here." 1.6250 0.11706 40 24 9 7
50 I’m sorry, sir, I can not allow you to loaf around here any longer. 1.6250 0.11706 40 21 13 6
51 Sir, are you looking for the bread line? 1.6207 0.10672 58 34 12 12
52 We gave your table to the greatest thing since you. 1.6207 0.12569 29 14 12 3
53 Sorry Sir, the jam session was last night. 1.6207 0.13513 29 15 10 4
54 Toastmasters' was last week. 1.6154 0.15765 26 17 3 6
55 Sir, in my list here we have you for breakfast. 1.6154 0.11391 39 20 14 5
56 you are aware we charge extra for bread 1.6143 0.08462 70 37 22 10
57 Something away from the toaster, please." 1.6111 0.08708 36 22 9 5
58 Sorry, even the toast of the town needs a reservation. 1.6102 0.09368 59 31 20 8
59 We have to let you go; the restaurant is going artisanal. 1.6087 0.16321 23 13 6 4
60 I am sorry but I do not have a reservation for French, Cinnamon, or Melba. 1.6042 0.09292 48 23 21 4
61 I'm afraid we don't allow outside food. 1.6000 0.16330 25 15 5 5
62 Will the rest of your loaf be arriving soon? 1.6000 0.08302 60 33 16 8
63 Our Lobster Ravioli is the best thing since ah...mmm, well let's just say that it's really good. 1.5972 0.08770 72 39 20 11
64 It’s a telegram from France, Mr.Winthrop.I’m afraid your wife has been dredged in eggs and she suffered burns on 90% of her body. 1.5968 0.08437 62 38 14 9
65 Toastmasters is next door. This is Rotary. 1.5957 0.09453 47 28 12 7
66 Careful, it's breakfast, if anyone sees you, you're toast! 1.5909 0.14202 22 13 6 3
67 I'm so sorry, Sir, but we've just gone gluten free. 1.5902 0.08550 61 31 24 6
68 I’m sorry . . . we can’t accommodate you until the rest of your loaf has arrived. 1.5897 0.10531 39 22 12 5
69 I’m sorry, you’re late so you’re toast. 1.5882 0.10910 51 30 12 9
70 We don’t serve bread. 1.5873 0.08947 63 34 20 8
71 Toast of the Town” or not... sorry we’re fully booke 1.5870 0.09103 46 32 8 6
72 Let me know when the whole loaf is here. 1.5854 0.12085 41 23 10 6
73 I can maybe sandwich you in at six 1.5854 0.10462 41 21 16 4
74 No matter how you slice it,you're not getting in. 1.5814 0.12105 43 26 9 8
75 How many are there in your loaf? 1.5714 0.16288 21 12 6 3
76 I’m afraid your date already left with a jar of Smuckers. 1.5714 0.10854 42 22 14 5
77 They told me I’d be giving the toast 1.5714 0.16288 21 12 6 3
78 I think you misunderstood—the restaurant isn’t free FOR gluten... 1.5686 0.10938 51 31 11 9
79 We're no longer serving bread at dinner. 1.5667 0.09318 60 34 18 8
80 Sorry. We can't seat you until your entire sandwich gets here. 1.5652 0.13811 23 12 9 2
81 I’m sorry sir, this is a gluten free affair. 1.5652 0.15175 23 13 7 3
82 I assume you're here to deliver this evening's toast? 1.5641 0.11497 39 22 12 5
83 Your table is bready sir. Oh I’m sorry was that insensitive? 1.5610 0.11342 41 25 8 7
84 I'm afraid you're too late. We already made the toast. 1.5600 0.10751 50 30 12 8
85 I think you've misunderstood what Toastmasters is all about ... 1.5556 0.14454 27 16 7 4
86 Avocado called. She’s not coming. 1.5556 0.11578 36 20 12 4
87 Open-faced again tonight, sir? 1.5556 0.15408 27 17 5 5
88 Sir, happy to seat you, as soon as the rest of your loaf arrives. 1.5526 0.09002 38 24 10 4
89 You can only be seated when your whole loaf shows up 1.5500 0.15347 20 11 7 2
90 I understand that you were once the greatest thing, but I still don’t have an available table. 1.5500 0.15347 20 11 7 2
91 I'm sorry, but you'll have to wait for the rest of your loaf to arrive. 1.5500 0.16975 20 12 5 3
92 How many slices in your party? 1.5500 0.13524 20 10 9 1
93 Terribly sorry sir, but this establishment is gluten-free. 1.5500 0.16975 20 12 5 3
94 Your name keeps popping up. 1.5476 0.10338 42 23 15 4
95 I don't care if you're the Toast of the Town. You're not on the guest list. 1.5472 0.09549 53 30 17 6
96 Sorry, we can't seat you without the rest of your sandwich. 1.5439 0.09389 57 33 17 7
97 Sorry sir, it's an hour wait to be seeded. 1.5429 0.08059 70 41 20 8
98 Sure, you're the toast of the town, but no shirt, no shoes, no service, no exceptions. 1.5417 0.08140 72 41 22 8
99 I can't seat you until the rest of your loaf is here. 1.5405 0.09951 37 24 9 4
100 Sorry, we only accept reservations from the upper crust. 1.5400 0.10384 50 30 13 7
101 You wish to be seated with the upper crust? 1.5349 0.11211 43 26 11 6
102 I'm sorry,but we only serve the upper crust here. 1.5333 0.10347 45 26 14 5
103 I can't seat you until the entire loaf is here. 1.5333 0.09041 60 34 17 6
104 The toastmasters event is across the street. 1.5294 0.15141 17 9 7 1
105 I can’t seat you until your entire loaf is here. 1.5294 0.19398 17 11 3 3
106 I apologize, sir, this is a gluten-free restaurant. 1.5294 0.06479 51 34 14 3
107 We will need to wait for the rest of your loaf. 1.5294 0.17400 17 10 5 2
108 You must be looking for the breadline.. 1.5278 0.12271 36 22 9 5
109 I’m sorry, sir, but jackets are required, even for the upper crust. 1.5273 0.10002 55 34 13 8
110 I’m becoming stale. How much longer do I have to wait? 1.5270 0.07985 74 45 20 9
111 Yes I do know on what side my bread is buttered. You're still not on the guest list. 1.5263 0.17718 19 12 4 3
112 No reservation? We will see if we can sandwich you in! 1.5263 0.17718 19 12 4 3
113 I'm sorry, we're gluten-free now. 1.5263 0.15983 19 11 6 2
114 No shoes, no shirt, no avocado. 1.5263 0.17718 19 12 4 3
115 Sorry, your date had to leave. Something about a yeast infection. 1.5238 0.17754 21 14 3 4
116 I'm sorry, sir. We don't have room to sandwich you in. Of course, you're welcome at the bar if you're willing to offer a toast. 1.5238 0.16358 21 13 5 3
117 Sorry, we’re no longer serving breakfast. 1.5205 0.07829 73 39 22 7
118 I’m sorry, but we don’t serve sandwiches here. 1.5200 0.10396 50 31 12 7
119 It’s Brioche, with a B. 1.5179 0.09532 56 34 15 7
120 I’m sorry, sir, but there are no exceptions to the jacket requirement. 1.5147 0.05339 68 47 19 1
121 You don't wanna come in here. They'll eat you alive. 1.5122 0.10547 41 24 13 4
122 My other half got into a jam. 1.5116 0.10717 43 24 12 5
123 Sorry Sir, but the toast has already been given...do you still wish to be seated? 1.5116 0.10188 43 30 7 6
124 They are not doing a formal toast, just a couple of cheers. 1.5102 0.10563 49 31 11 7
125 Dinning Open Face tonight Sir? 1.5082 0.07796 61 33 16 4
126 Even if you are the Toast of the Town, I still can't let you in without a jacket. 1.5000 0.11156 38 23 11 4
127 I'm sorry, we can't seat you until the rest of your loaf is here. 1.5000 0.16667 18 11 5 2
128 I think you’d be best served at the deli next door. 1.5000 0.15390 20 12 6 2
129 I must be baked, too. 1.5000 0.18257 16 10 4 2
130 I'm sorry, we don't allow outside food. 1.5000 0.18496 20 14 2 4
131 It might be a table for one now. My date's in a bit of a jam. 1.5000 0.17014 20 13 4 3
132 Sorry, we can't seat you until the rest of your loaf has arrived. 1.5000 0.14086 28 18 6 4
133 Carraway seeds do not a jacket make! 1.5000 0.06658 48 34 11 3
134 You're late sir! Your friends are already inside toasting the groom. 1.5000 0.16667 18 11 5 2
135 I'm sorry, sir. The dress code requires twist-ties for breaded guests, not bow-ties. 1.5000 0.17094 22 15 3 4
136 Sir, I hope you have made a reservation. If not, you’re toast. 1.5000 0.11323 40 23 10 4
137 I'm seeing a three to four minute wait, on Low 1.5000 0.12127 18 9 9 0
138 If you have to ask, you don't have enough dough... 1.5000 0.12457 30 18 9 3
139 We’re letting you go. The guests keep thinking they’re having a stroke. 1.5000 0.15811 16 9 6 1
140 I can't allow you inside, you're clearly baked. 1.5000 0.08899 52 27 18 4
141 Pardon me, sir, but this is a gluten-free establishment. 1.5000 0.15390 20 12 6 2
142 Im sorry sir but I find it difficult to believe you’ve been waiting long enough to grow mold 1.5000 0.14575 18 10 7 1
143 We serve your kind here. 1.5000 0.16667 18 11 5 2
144 We need you in the kitchen tonight. 1.5000 0.20300 14 9 3 2
145 We can put you in a basket on table 3. 1.5000 0.14996 28 19 4 5
146 This is awkward, but they're celebrating the greatest thing since you. 1.5000 0.16667 18 11 5 2
147 'I suspect 'jam-packed' means something different where you come from.' 1.5000 0.26112 12 9 0 3
148 I'm sorry, we only serve whole wheat. 1.4918 0.08628 61 39 15 7
149 I apologize for the confusion, but the ad said ‘bread for free,’ not ‘free for bread.’ 1.4918 0.08305 61 38 16 6
150 But, I am supposed to give the toast 1.4902 0.09444 51 31 15 5
151 I’m sorry, sir. You satisfy our dress code, but we do maintain a strict gluten-free policy here at the club. 1.4889 0.10358 45 33 4 6
152 Sorry, your spread isn't ready yet. 1.4884 0.10188 43 26 13 4
153 I'm sorry, we're no longer serving bread. 1.4884 0.11222 43 28 9 6
154 Only one slice tonight, sir? 1.4878 0.08640 41 25 11 3
155 Sorry sir, we’re gluten free. 1.4868 0.07131 76 51 16 8
156 Sorry no outside food is allowed in the dining room. 1.4865 0.11378 37 23 10 4
157 May I suggest a booth? The tables by the kitchen get a bit toasty. 1.4865 0.10698 37 21 12 3
158 We're sorry, but this is a gluten free establishment. 1.4848 0.12402 33 21 8 4
159 I'm sorry, we are unable to seat you until the rest of your loaf arrives 1.4815 0.13472 27 17 7 3
160 Just drinks? Sorry, we only serve bread with a meal. 1.4800 0.15406 25 17 4 4
161 I'll see if Sponge Bob can lend you some pants. 1.4800 0.06674 75 46 19 6
162 You can be seeded 1.4800 0.14283 25 16 6 3
163 I'm sorry, I cancelled your reservation when I heard you were toast. 1.4800 0.13064 25 15 8 2
164 Sir, the Sandwich party is only accepting couples 1.4800 0.14283 25 18 2 4
165 My apologies, but we are a gluten free restaurant. 1.4795 0.08069 73 47 16 8
166 She left with Mr.Panini. 1.4789 0.08477 71 47 13 10
167 Your table being gluten-free isn't a hate-crime, Jerry. 1.4783 0.12367 23 15 5 2
168 I'm afraid your party has already been served. 1.4762 0.09782 42 24 14 3
169 I am sorry we can't sit you till the whole loaf is here. 1.4762 0.08164 42 25 15 2
170 What do you mean this restaurant is gluten free? 1.4762 0.09169 42 24 16 2
171 I'm afraid I can't seat you until the whole sandwich is here. 1.4737 0.14035 19 11 7 1
172 So sorry, we had the reservation down under “Brad” 1.4737 0.19298 19 14 1 4
173 Only the upper crust permitted this evening, and the tie doesn’t fool anybody. 1.4737 0.15983 19 12 5 2
174 Not too close to the heaters please. 1.4730 0.07750 74 48 16 8
175 I'm sorry, but our basket seating isn't available until the rest of your loaf arrives. 1.4706 0.17400 17 11 4 2
176 I have no empty tables, but I might be able to sandwich you in on one. 1.4706 0.15141 17 10 6 1
177 I’m joining Gretzky, Pele, and Jordan. 1.4706 0.21209 17 13 0 4
178 Sorry...we don't serve food 1.4706 0.11357 34 23 7 4
179 I'm sorry, but this year the Academy is going gluten-free. 1.4706 0.17400 17 11 4 2
180 Oxfords only; no loafers. Sorry. 1.4667 0.19190 15 10 3 2
181 I see nothing for Melba. 1.4667 0.19190 15 10 3 2
182 I'm sorry sir, but if you don't have a reservation, you're toast. 1.4667 0.19190 15 10 3 2
183 I’m sorry sir, there is no reservation under the name Wonder. 1.4667 0.11480 30 18 10 2
184 Apologies, we can't seat you until the rest of your loaf arrives. 1.4667 0.19190 15 10 3 2
185 Will another slice be joining you? Or are you dining open-faced this evening? 1.4643 0.14069 28 19 5 4
186 Buttered or unbuttered? 1.4634 0.09937 41 27 9 4
187 Sorry sir, the conservative party is in the all white section. However, we have ample seating in multi grain. 1.4615 0.11410 26 15 10 1
188 I'm sorry, but the club rules clearly state "... and a jacket." 1.4595 0.09951 37 24 10 3
189 No, the want ad said “Host.” Got it? “Host!” 1.4583 0.07268 48 33 12 2
190 Can you point me towards the reception? I'm here to give the wedding toast. 1.4576 0.09149 59 36 12 7
191 Sorry sir, but our toaster booth is only available for a party of two. 1.4545 0.14305 22 14 6 2
192 Trust me, Sir. They’ll eat you alive in there. 1.4545 0.09997 44 28 12 4
193 Sorry, I got the job. They said you would just loaf around. 1.4545 0.15746 22 15 4 3
194 I'm sorry sir, we cannot seat you until the rest of your party arrives. Without avocado, you're just toast. 1.4524 0.09760 42 28 10 4
195 No,I will not raise the thermostat to 350. 1.4500 0.16975 20 14 3 2
196 I think we can sandwich you in at the bar. 1.4500 0.15347 20 13 5 2
197 You might be the "Toast of the Town", it's still a 45 minute wait. 1.4500 0.15347 20 13 5 2
198 I’m sorry, but the gluten-free area is full. 1.4500 0.16975 20 14 3 3
199 I see you’ve got the dough, but we still require trousers, sir. 1.4500 0.15347 20 13 5 2
200 I can sandwich you in. 1.4500 0.13524 20 12 7 1
201 You may be a toastmaster, but you have to be a member to attend. 1.4500 0.13524 20 12 7 1
202 Sir, we have been booked for a week. There is no way we can sandwich you in for a table. 1.4500 0.15347 20 13 5 2
203 Sorry, we aren't serving bread today. 1.4468 0.08222 47 30 13 3
204 Looks like the others in your party have already been seeded. 1.4468 0.09999 47 30 11 5
205 Sir, they proposed a toast - it wasn't an invitation. 1.4444 0.18475 18 13 2 3
206 Is a basket okay? 1.4444 0.29397 9 7 0 2
207 No reservation? I’m afraid you’re toast. 1.4444 0.20166 18 14 0 4
208 I understand your shock, sir. Spotting a family member in the bread basket can be very traumatic. 1.4444 0.10114 36 22 11 2
209 Sorry, sir. No one proposed a toast this evening. 1.4444 0.16612 18 12 4 2
210 "You gotta take over for me, I'm not bred for this. 1.4444 0.13433 27 18 6 3
211 French it’s not. 1.4444 0.16612 18 12 4 2
212 I'll see what I can do, but I'm afraid you're no longer considered the best thing. 1.4444 0.09296 45 28 14 3
213 Your late, they’ve already toasted. 1.4444 0.16612 18 12 4 2
214 Sorry, this restaurant caters to the upper crust. 1.4444 0.14454 27 19 4 4
215 It gets easier. I had that same look when I started here too. 1.4444 0.07429 63 42 16 5
216 I'm sorry sir, but I'm afraid this restaurant is gluten-free 1.4444 0.16612 18 12 4 2
217 There WAS a baguette here a while ago, kept looking at her watch, finally left. 1.4423 0.06955 52 30 20 1
218 I'm late. Maybe it's under "Butter." 1.4419 0.10150 43 28 11 4
219 I'm afraid we serve your kind here. 1.4400 0.09107 50 31 14 4
220 Will PB& J be joining you? 1.4400 0.14236 25 17 5 3
221 No, I wasn't trying to butter you up. 1.4400 0.09545 50 31 12 4
222 I was told to give a toast so, uh, here he is. 1.4390 0.09907 41 26 12 3
223 I need you to go to table three with butter. 1.4390 0.09595 41 27 8 4
224 It doesn't mean you 'only' wear a black tie 1.4375 0.18186 16 11 3 2
225 I'm afraid your party's already been eaten. 1.4375 0.15729 16 10 5 1
226 Sir,we can't readmit you. You're toasted. 1.4375 0.20349 16 12 1 3
227 Table twelve wants more bread. 1.4375 0.18186 16 11 3 2
228 The bow tie is fine, but we also require pants. 1.4375 0.18186 16 11 3 2
229 I'm sorry sir. I cannot seat you. This is a gluten-free restaurant. 1.4375 0.15729 16 10 5 1
230 I don't make the rules. No shirt, no shoes: no service. 1.4375 0.11827 32 20 8 3
231 Sir, I’m afraid that you don’t have enough dough for this establishment, even though you seem well-bread. 1.4375 0.20349 16 12 1 3
232 Sorry, sir, but I can't seat you until your whole loaf arrives. 1.4375 0.15729 16 10 5 1
233 I don't care if you're the greatest thing since sliced bread, it's still a 30 minute wait. 1.4333 0.12395 30 20 7 3
234 You'll need more than a bow tie to hide all that gluten. 1.4324 0.09524 37 25 9 3
235 No, I'm not being wry, sir. Are you? 1.4324 0.11969 37 25 6 5
236 They've already started jamming without you! 1.4318 0.08843 44 29 12 3
237 Sorry, you’re toast. 1.4286 0.11066 35 23 9 3
238 Toast of the Town notwithstanding, sir, no shirt, no shoes, no service! 1.4286 0.20203 14 10 2 2
239 Sorry sir, the only table available is next to the party of ducks. 1.4286 0.17271 14 9 4 1
240 Sorry,we only serve sandwiches. 1.4286 0.20203 14 10 2 2
241 Sorry for the confusion, sir. The guests want you to make a toast, not be toast. 1.4286 0.20203 14 10 2 2
242 I'm sorry sir, it says "well-bred" and you're well, bread. 1.4286 0.13725 14 8 6 0
243 You may be the greatest, but you don’t have a reservation 1.4286 0.17271 14 9 4 1
244 I'm sorry sir but we can't seat you until the rest of your loaf is here. 1.4286 0.20203 14 10 2 2
245 What’s with the sour dough face? 1.4286 0.20203 14 10 2 2
246 We only seat full loaves. 1.4286 0.10305 42 27 10 4
247 I can’t give you your keys sir. You’re toasted. 1.4286 0.20203 14 10 2 2
248 The black tie is optional, but pants are required. 1.4286 0.20203 14 10 2 2
249 Nothing personal, sir, but this restaurant has never served gluten. 1.4262 0.07913 61 40 10 7
250 Sorry but you're no longer the toast of the town. 1.4259 0.08191 54 38 11 5
251 I’m sorry sir. The butter left with the croissant just moments ago. 1.4250 0.11815 40 28 5 6
252 We can only seat you when your entire loaf arrives. 1.4250 0.10674 40 29 6 5
253 Table 5 needs more bread... 1.4242 0.11539 33 22 8 3
254 There is no delicate way to put this. You're toast! 1.4211 0.13925 19 12 6 1
255 Sorry Sir. She just left with the lettuce wrap. 1.4211 0.09007 57 39 12 6
256 I cannot seat you until the whole loaf is present. 1.4211 0.17631 19 14 2 3
257 I'm sorry, but this is only a bar, we don't serve food here. 1.4211 0.13925 19 12 6 1
258 I am sorry sir, but we only cater to the upper crust. 1.4211 0.15887 19 13 4 2
259 You're the toastmaster?? 1.4194 0.10133 31 21 7 1
260 And now, a toast... 1.4186 0.09548 43 28 12 3
261 Are you sure there isn’t a booking under RYE? 1.4179 0.07101 67 43 19 4
262 We can't seat you until all members of your loaf are here. 1.4167 0.14865 12 7 5 0
263 I'm sorry, sir. The only available table is in the gluten-free section. 1.4167 0.19300 12 8 3 1
264 I’m sorry. All the baskets are full. We can serve you at 10 if you wish. 1.4167 0.10820 36 24 9 3
265 We try not to fill up on bread. 1.4151 0.08702 53 35 13 4
266 I'm sorry, sir. We no longer serve gluten. 1.4146 0.10462 41 28 9 4
267 I'm terribly sorry sir, but we're gluten free. 1.4146 0.10462 41 28 9 4
268 You no longer get an automatic table. Nearly everything else is the greatest thing since you. 1.4138 0.08170 58 38 16 4
269 You look like you're about to croque, monsieur! 1.4138 0.10548 29 22 4 3
270 I'm sorry, but the dress code clearly specifies heels. 1.4118 0.07023 68 47 13 6
271 I'm here to meet my butter half. 1.4118 0.14997 17 11 5 1
272 Where’s that butter dish you’re always with. 1.4118 0.19287 17 13 1 3
273 So sorry. We've found something even greater. 1.4118 0.12749 34 25 4 5
274 Sorry sir, but they have already done the toast. 1.4118 0.17276 17 12 3 2
275 I'm late and I'm toast 1.4118 0.14997 17 11 5 1
276 Party of three, sir. Peanut Butter and Jelly have all ready been seated. 1.4118 0.14997 17 11 5 1
277 I'm afraid we can't seat you until the butter arrives. 1.4103 0.10206 39 26 10 3
278 Sir, you might be the greatest invention, but we are fully committed this evening. 1.4091 0.10729 22 13 9 0
279 Our policy is very strict. We cannot seat you until Messrs. Bacon, Lettuce and Tomato have arrived. 1.4091 0.12586 22 14 7 1
280 Are you staying for the whole ceremony or just the toast? 1.4082 0.08206 49 30 16 2
281 I have no reservation for the "Toast of the Town." 1.4074 0.09353 54 37 10 6
282 Thank you, sir, for adding the tie, but we don't seat gentlemen without pants. 1.4074 0.14381 27 20 3 4
283 You've risen as high as you can here. 1.4074 0.11016 27 17 9 1
284 Your bread tie indicates you should no longer be served. 1.4062 0.12588 32 23 5 4
285 They asked for Bernie Sanders, not burnt toast. 1.4048 0.09055 42 29 5 5
286 No, it's got nothing to do with gluten. It's that you're not wearing pants. 1.4038 0.08796 52 35 13 4
287 "Management is tired of your wry sense of humor. " 1.4000 0.19024 15 11 2 2
288 Sorry, without a reservation you're toast. 1.4000 0.19024 15 11 2 2
289 Bernie struggle inside, he didn’t know whether to butter up his boss or just toast him. 1.4000 0.11000 35 24 8 3
290 Just you or will the whole loaf be joining us? 1.4000 0.11346 30 20 8 2
291 Your usual table isn't available. I'm afraid we had to give that to "the best thing". 1.4000 0.12910 25 17 6 2
292 Let’s see: milk, cheese, eggs, cereal, no sir I’m sorry you’re not on the list 1.4000 0.16330 15 10 4 1
293 Is Mr. Peanut and Miss Jelly here yet? 1.4000 0.16330 15 10 4 1
294 I’m sorry, sir. I’m afraid we’re a gluten-free establishment. 1.4000 0.11547 25 18 5 2
295 Fairly near the toaster, but not too near the grill? 1.4000 0.08243 40 27 11 2
296 Yes, ties are required, but you’ll also need loafers. 1.4000 0.21381 15 12 0 3
297 well, well, if it isn’t the toast of the town 1.4000 0.16330 15 10 4 1
298 I had you down for a sandwich, let me see what we have for open face. 1.4000 0.13093 15 9 6 0
299 I am sorry, Monsier, but we only serve baguettes at this establishment. 1.4000 0.16330 15 10 4 1
300 Sorry sir, I can't seat you until the rest of your loaf arrives. 1.4000 0.13093 15 9 6 0
301 Your rye sense of humor has gone stale. 1.4000 0.11547 25 16 8 1
302 Nice bowtie, sir, but you know the rules: No shoes, no shirt, no service. 1.4000 0.19024 15 11 2 2
303 Well, yes, you were the best thing. 1.4000 0.12318 30 21 6 3
304 No, the bowtie makes it worse. 1.4000 0.19024 15 11 2 2
305 No exceptions. We are strictly gluten free. 1.4000 0.19024 15 11 2 2
306 I'm sorry, but you're not kneaded here. 1.4000 0.16330 15 10 4 1
307 I’m assuming you won’t be needing the bread basket sir. 1.4000 0.21381 15 12 0 3
308 Sorry, we only have tables in the gluten-free section. 1.3947 0.11021 38 27 7 4
309 No matter how you slice it, there's going to be a wait. 1.3947 0.08036 38 24 8 2
310 We charge extra for bread. 1.3947 0.08877 38 28 7 3
311 Butter made the reservation. 1.3929 0.10714 28 18 9 1
312 Even if you ARE toast of the town, you still need a reservation. 1.3922 0.08438 51 33 14 3
313 Sorry, sliced bread is no longer the greatest thing. 1.3906 0.07591 64 43 17 4
314 Sorry, sir. But Ms. Butter never showed. 1.3889 0.06013 36 24 8 1
315 Your table is bready 1.3889 0.14323 18 11 5 1
316 I'm sorry, but it was only a matter of time before something even greater came along. 1.3889 0.16447 18 13 3 2
317 Sorry, thats the yeast I can do. 1.3871 0.11050 31 21 8 2
318 Is your butter half here, too? 1.3846 0.21299 13 10 1 2
319 Sorry, sir. No white bread allowed. 1.3846 0.18040 13 9 3 1
320 My plans always go rye 1.3846 0.18040 13 9 3 1
321 Sorry—you are toast, Fred. 1.3846 0.18040 13 9 3 1
322 I"m sorry. We don't serve sandwiches. 1.3846 0.14044 13 8 5 0
323 I'm sorry, sir, but we're gluten-free. 1.3846 0.10783 39 28 7 4
324 I am sorry but you have to wait for the rest of your condiments to be seated. 1.3846 0.14044 13 8 5 0
325 I'm sorry. I can't seat you until the whole loaf is present. 1.3846 0.12499 26 18 6 2
326 I'm sorry sir, we don't have a room big enough for the whole loaf. 1.3846 0.08705 39 24 12 1
327 You said your name is Brad? 1.3846 0.18040 13 9 3 1
328 Would you like a table by the fire? 1.3846 0.14044 13 8 5 0
329 But you said “all rise.” 1.3846 0.18040 13 9 3 1
330 I’m sorry sir, but it’s a Pita Party. 1.3846 0.18040 13 9 3 1
331 I can’t seat you till the rest of your loaf arrives. 1.3846 0.14044 13 8 5 0
332 We're a gluten free establishment. 1.3846 0.18040 13 9 3 1
333 You are free to come in Sir. We just cannot guarantee your safety if you do. 1.3846 0.14044 13 8 5 0
334 Sorry, this restaurant is for the upper crust only 1.3846 0.18040 13 9 3 1
335 I'm sorry sir, you're no longer on the menu. 1.3846 0.18040 13 9 3 1
336 Please give a warm welcome to Vice President Mike Pence. 1.3846 0.21299 13 10 1 2
337 I'm afraid we can't sandwich you in. 1.3846 0.18040 13 9 3 1
338 I’m the one being toasted. 1.3846 0.14044 13 8 5 0
339 Sorry we gave your table away, but we didn't think you'd pop up. 1.3846 0.10783 39 28 7 4
340 I'm sorry sir but we don't serve whole wheat in this establishement 1.3846 0.21299 13 10 1 2
341 I apologize sir, we only serve Keto here. 1.3846 0.18040 13 9 3 1
342 Unfortunately Simon, I think the act is a little stale. 1.3818 0.06611 55 39 12 3
343 It's our policy, sir. BYOB... Bring. Your. Own. Butter. 1.3810 0.14600 21 15 4 2
344 But I'm expected. I'm the toastmaster! 1.3810 0.14600 21 15 4 2
345 I'm sorry sir, our establishment is gluten-free. 1.3810 0.09611 42 29 10 3
346 Our mistake. We put you down as GLuten instead of Gary Luten. 1.3810 0.08986 42 29 9 3
347 Yes, the tie is nice but you'll still need a sport jacket. 1.3810 0.08315 42 26 14 1
348 Oh no we wore the same thing! 1.3800 0.08985 50 34 10 3
349 I'm sorry, we don't serve breakfast here 1.3793 0.12569 29 21 5 3
350 She said she was waiting for a real heel 1.3793 0.12569 29 21 5 3
351 You think I’m too toasted to drive home? 1.3778 0.09686 45 30 9 4
352 It'll just be a few more minutes, sir -- your table hasn't popped yet. 1.3750 0.15478 16 11 4 1
353 We serve quite a lot of bread here sir, however it is generally before the entree. 1.3750 0.15478 16 11 4 1
354 Sir, I think you may have misunderstood when we said we’d have you for dinner 1.3750 0.15478 16 11 4 1
355 And so I told her “babe if you wanna get that bread you’re gonna have to make me crumb” 1.3750 0.26305 8 6 1 1
356 I regret to inform you that I fucked your wife on the panini press last night 1.3750 0.11753 24 16 7 1
357 So, will that be bread alone? 1.3750 0.17970 16 12 2 2
358 What brings you to Toastmasters? 1.3750 0.15478 16 11 4 1
359 Sorry, we only serve avocado toast. 1.3750 0.09237 48 34 10 4
360 I'm sorry, sir. I'm afraid I can't seat you until the rest of your loaf arrives. 1.3750 0.12500 16 12 3 1
361 So you're outta a job since keto got popular, that's rough..... 1.3750 0.15478 16 11 4 1
362 Sorry,your other half has already been served. 1.3750 0.15478 16 11 4 1
363 Ms. Butter called to cancel your date. She said to stop spreading rumors about her meltdown. 1.3750 0.26305 8 6 1 1
364 Sorry, but it's really jammed in there tonight. 1.3750 0.15478 16 11 4 1
365 The rest of your party was served with a Western omelet 15 minutes ago. 1.3750 0.10767 32 24 5 3
366 I'm sorry sir, we don't serve bread..." 1.3750 0.17970 16 12 2 2
367 You still need shoes. 1.3725 0.09686 51 38 7 6
368 Well, you got the tie part of our dress code right but now about pants... 1.3725 0.07389 51 29 13 1
369 Are you part of the Earl of Sandwich's party? 1.3714 0.09245 35 25 7 2
370 Raisin toast, French toast, cheese toast. Sorry, I don’t have anything for plain white toast. 1.3714 0.09245 35 24 8 2
371 I'm sorry, we do serve your kind here...but not in that kind of way. 1.3704 0.10871 27 18 8 1
372 I assume you’re here to give the toast. 1.3704 0.13235 27 20 4 3
373 You dropped some crumbs. 1.3704 0.10871 27 18 8 1
374 I appreciate that you consider yourself “Upper Crust’, Sir, but jackets are required to dine here. 1.3704 0.10871 27 18 8 1
375 No. I said Friday’s have the least availability, not the yeast availability. 1.3684 0.10274 38 27 8 3
376 I'm sorry, we don't accommodate diners with gluten issues." 1.3684 0.11576 38 29 4 5
377 I’m sorry the dress code explicitly requires loafers. 1.3684 0.15692 19 14 3 2
378 I'm sorry sir, this is a "no carb" restaurant. 1.3684 0.13702 19 13 5 1
379 I’m sorry sir, I cannot seat you until the Butter party arrives. 1.3684 0.13702 19 13 5 1
380 No jacket, no service. 1.3684 0.05387 57 43 9 3
381 I'm afraid you're too toasted to attend tonight's party. 1.3684 0.15692 19 14 3 2
382 I'm going to ask you to leave. You got baked at the bar. 1.3651 0.05680 63 41 18 0
383 Sorry, you’re just not waiter material. You’d get eaten alive in this business. 1.3636 0.15212 11 7 4 0
384 Too late, I'm afraid. I guess you're toast. 1.3636 0.20328 11 8 2 1
385 Sorry Sir anyway you slice it we are totally booked. 1.3636 0.20328 11 8 2 1
386 I'll advise you that we take things literally here at the Toastmasters Club. 1.3636 0.15212 11 7 4 0
387 I don’t care WHERE you were toasted, I can’t let you dine here unless you’re wearing a dinner jacket. 1.3636 0.15212 11 7 4 0
388 For you, the Toast of the Town, always! 1.3636 0.15212 11 7 4 0
389 The rest of your loaf has already been seated. 1.3636 0.20328 11 8 2 1
390 It seems the only seat available is in the toaster. 1.3636 0.24393 11 9 0 2
391 You misunderstood. This is a roast, not a toast! 1.3636 0.20328 11 8 2 1
392 With that bowtie, you could easily be mistaken for me. 1.3636 0.20328 11 8 2 1
393 I'm sorry, we don't serve white toast. 1.3636 0.15212 11 7 4 0
394 Now, I'd like to make a toast of our honoree. 1.3636 0.20328 11 8 2 1
395 It's a roast, not a toast. 1.3636 0.20328 11 8 2 1
396 I’m sorry, I don’t have anyone by that grain. 1.3636 0.20328 11 8 2 1
397 Sorry, I don’t have Gluten in the list 1.3636 0.15212 11 7 4 0
398 You're late. They've already had the toast." 1.3636 0.20328 11 8 2 1
399 I'm afraid your reservation has gone stale. 1.3636 0.20328 11 8 2 1
400 I only see a reservation for Mr. Pumpernickel. 1.3636 0.08024 44 35 6 3
401 Nice bowtie, but this party is for baguettes only. 1.3636 0.07306 33 26 5 2
402 Today we're offering complimentary bread, so go say something nice. 1.3636 0.15212 11 7 4 0
403 Yes, I said you would be toast if you were late. 1.3636 0.15212 11 7 4 0
404 I can sandwich you in over near the corner? 1.3636 0.15212 11 7 4 0
405 I am sorry sir, I can seat you in the bar, but they’re only serving sandwiches”.. 1.3636 0.20328 11 8 2 1
406 You’ll have to wait for the rest of your loaf to arrive. 1.3636 0.20328 11 8 2 1
407 I’m sorry, but you don’t fit our toastmaster profile 1.3636 0.20328 11 8 2 1
408 OK! One slice white bread, meeting fried egg for breakfast. 1.3636 0.15212 11 7 4 0
409 We don't allow outside food. 1.3636 0.24393 11 9 0 2
410 Just a minute and we’ll get you seeded. 1.3636 0.15212 11 7 4 0
411 Sorry sir, but we have a gluten-free policy 1.3636 0.20328 11 8 2 1
412 I’m afraid this is a gluten free restaurant. 1.3636 0.12389 22 15 6 1
413 I'm afraid this isn't a black rye event. 1.3636 0.24393 11 9 0 2
414 I can't let you in without pants. 1.3636 0.15212 11 7 4 0
415 No shoes, no butter, no service. 1.3636 0.20328 11 8 2 1
416 You can’t just pop up without a reservation, Sir. 1.3636 0.15212 11 7 4 0
417 Do you wanna sit with peanut butter and jelly or with butter? 1.3636 0.20328 11 8 2 1
418 Is this the Toastmasters Club? 1.3636 0.20328 11 8 2 1
419 I'm sorry, sir. I don't care if you are the 'toast' of Broadway, you need to have a reservation! 1.3623 0.06838 69 45 18 3
420 The tie helps, but you're still toast to me. 1.3611 0.06651 72 53 14 5
421 But I told you, I'm lack-toast intolerant. 1.3611 0.10655 36 25 7 3
422 And just how late is Ms. Avocado running? 1.3600 0.11372 25 17 7 1
423 I think we should be clearer about what these toastmaster meetings are for. 1.3600 0.11372 25 17 7 1
424 I'm sorry, sir, the toastmaster's dinner was last night. 1.3600 0.12754 25 18 5 2
425 Sorry sir, but we do not serve bread here. 1.3600 0.09798 25 18 6 1
426 Okay, I give up, what do you wonder? 1.3600 0.12754 25 18 5 2
427 You’ll be seated when the rest of your loaf arrives 1.3600 0.14000 25 19 3 3
428 Without a reservation, you're toast. 1.3571 0.16926 14 10 3 1
429 Sorry, there's just a Brad on my list. 1.3571 0.19910 14 11 1 2
430 Sorry sir, I can't seat you until your entire loaf is here. 1.3571 0.16926 14 10 3 1
431 I don't care if you are well bred and the toast of the town. We only deal with the upper crust here. 1.3571 0.16926 14 10 3 1
432 Why the rye smile? 1.3571 0.13289 14 9 5 0
433 Table 14 complained about your rye humor. 1.3571 0.19910 14 11 1 2
434 Of course I've heard the expression,but you're not on the list. 1.3571 0.08474 28 20 7 1
435 Apologies, sir, we just gave that table to the greatest thing since, well, you.” 1.3571 0.16926 14 10 3 1
436 The gentleman who sold me this tie told me it was one-of-a-kind. 1.3571 0.19910 14 11 1 2
437 Sorry, we already filled up on bread. 1.3571 0.16926 14 10 3 1
438 Any way you slice it – you're going to need a reservation. 1.3571 0.16926 14 10 3 1
439 I don't think we have a sport coat in your size, sir. 1.3571 0.19910 14 11 1 2
440 It’s crumby your reservation was canceled, you deserved butter. 1.3571 0.16926 14 10 3 1
441 Nothing under Brown? That’s strange — what about Wholemeal? 1.3571 0.11745 28 20 6 2
442 Well well well, if it isn’t the big piece of bread that’s fucking my wife. 1.3571 0.16926 14 10 3 1
443 We only have tables in Gluten-Free section, sir. 1.3571 0.16926 14 10 3 1
444 I do have a seat available in the toaster. 1.3571 0.13289 14 9 5 0
445 I won’t be able to seat you until the rest of your party arrives. 1.3571 0.16926 14 10 3 1
446 But, can't you "sandwich" me in??! 1.3571 0.16926 14 10 3 1
447 How about you butter me up this time. 1.3571 0.16926 14 10 3 1
448 Sorry, we already have someone claiming to be the best thing since sliced bread. 1.3571 0.13289 14 9 5 0
449 I'm sorry, sir, they already had the toast. 1.3571 0.16926 14 10 3 1
450 I’m waiting for my buttered half. 1.3571 0.19910 14 11 1 2
451 Fred is here to explain to us, as no one else can, why he always falls jelly side down. 1.3571 0.16926 14 10 3 1
452 I doubt the President knows the price of bread either. 1.3571 0.19910 14 11 1 2
453 You'll have to wait, they've already started the... toast. 1.3571 0.13289 14 9 5 0
454 I'm sorry this isn't your jam. 1.3571 0.19910 14 11 1 2
455 She said there was always something getting between the two of you. 1.3571 0.16926 14 10 3 1
456 I'm sorry sir, the sign clearly says "no shoes...no service" 1.3571 0.10559 28 19 8 1
457 Jam has not arrived, would you like to be seated ? 1.3571 0.13289 14 9 5 0
458 All we have left is a crumby table. 1.3571 0.16926 14 10 3 1
459 When she left she said "You're late, you're toast!" 1.3548 0.07660 62 42 13 4
460 Go right in; they want you next to the toastmaster. 1.3529 0.10240 34 22 8 2
461 Sorry sir, but you no longer have enough dough. 1.3529 0.11947 17 11 6 0
462 You are not on the reservation list and I don't appreciate your rye comments. 1.3529 0.17023 17 13 2 2
463 I'm afraid this is a gluten-free establishment. 1.3529 0.11947 17 11 6 0
464 I'm sorry, sir, but we can only seat your entire loaf. 1.3529 0.17023 17 13 2 2
465 The Toastmasters lunch was yesterday. 1.3529 0.14706 17 12 4 1
466 Are you here to give the dinner toast?" 1.3519 0.07072 54 39 11 3
467 I don't think this is what the groom meant when he said he wanted to make a toast. 1.3514 0.09661 37 26 9 1
468 Your blind date has a butter face. 1.3514 0.09661 37 26 9 2
469 I'm sorry, we don't serve gluten. 1.3500 0.09507 40 31 5 4
470 Well, we do have one table, it’s next to the fireplace. It might be a bit toasty. 1.3500 0.16662 20 16 1 3
471 No outside food in the theater, sir. 1.3500 0.08435 40 30 6 3
472 I'm sorry, but this establishment is strictly gluten-free. 1.3500 0.08435 40 29 9 2
473 We can't seat you until your whole loaf is present. Don't ask rye. 1.3500 0.13129 20 14 5 1
474 I am here for the Toastmaster. 1.3500 0.09164 40 28 10 2
475 Let me know when the rest of your loaf arrives." Sruli Dresdner, Auburn, M 1.3500 0.13129 20 14 5 1
476 I'm sorry, sir, this is a Dale Carnegie workshop. Toastmasters was last week. 1.3500 0.09838 40 29 7 3
477 Sorry.All the single slots are filled at this time. 1.3500 0.10942 20 13 7 0
478 I am sorry Sir, this club has a strict no gluten policy. 1.3478 0.13497 23 17 4 2
479 I said "you're toast"...not "you're the ToastMaster"! 1.3478 0.08351 46 34 6 4
480 Not without pants. 1.3478 0.08910 46 33 10 3
481 We don’t serve bread here. 1.3462 0.09515 26 20 6 0
482 We no longer serve bread. 1.3462 0.12332 26 19 5 2
483 Sorry, but we don't serve sliced bread here. 1.3455 0.08692 55 41 9 5
484 Sorry, but our next available reservation would be after your "Best By" date. 1.3448 0.12433 29 22 4 3
485 Sorry -- this is 'Open Face' the sandwich caterer, not the dating service. 1.3448 0.07602 58 39 14 3
486 Maybe ask SpongeBob, but either way, you can't work here without pants. 1.3443 0.05671 61 40 19 0
487 I apologize sir, I believe the rest of your party has already been served 1.3433 0.06908 67 47 16 2
488 That was some toast! 1.3421 0.08663 38 25 9 1
489 Better hurry. They're toasting the bride. 1.3421 0.09449 38 28 6 3
490 Is this restaurant gluten free? 1.3415 0.09633 41 30 3 3
491 Unfortunately sir, we cannot serve carbs. 1.3415 0.08978 41 29 10 2
492 I don't think you have enough dough to get in. 1.3409 0.07926 44 28 13 1
493 Sorry, no Toastmasters meeting here. 1.3404 0.06987 47 39 6 2
494 Sir, this is Jam Masters. Toast is down the hall. 1.3396 0.08912 53 37 6 5
495 I'm sorry, you'll have to stand in the bread line. 1.3333 0.23570 9 7 1 1
496 Table six is gluten-free, so don't expect much of a tip. 1.3333 0.12599 15 10 5 0
497 Sir, I'm sorry, were jam-packed. 1.3333 0.18803 12 9 2 1
498 Don't talk to him about white privilege, he's earned this toast. 1.3333 0.14213 12 8 4 0
499 Either sit down or your toast!! 1.3333 0.14213 12 8 4 0
500 I don’t care if you’re feeling crumby. If you can’t work tonight, you’re toast! 1.3333 0.33333 6 5 0 1
501 Hurry, you're up first. 1.3333 0.09759 36 26 8 2
502 Are you a member? It’s club sandwiches only. 1.3333 0.18803 12 9 2 1
503 Sorry but we already have a toastmaster for the meeting. 1.3333 0.15936 15 11 3 1
504 Didn't think we'd see you back here after that crummy review. 1.3333 0.03774 27 19 7 0
505 I'm sorry sir, but without a reservation, you're toast. 1.3333 0.15936 15 11 3 1
506 I'm sorry. No neck, no shoes, no service. 1.3333 0.09401 33 26 5 2
507 Are you here for the toast? 1.3333 0.18803 12 9 2 1
508 Sorry, Pal, Toastmasters is next door. 1.3333 0.14003 18 12 4 1
509 You’re late again. What happened with you saying you were an early riser? 1.3333 0.14213 12 8 4 0
510 I don't think we can sandwich you in. 1.3333 0.18803 12 9 2 1
511 Bow tie but no pants?? Make up your mind Josh 1.3333 0.14213 12 8 4 0
512 Let me see if I can sandwich you in. 1.3333 0.18687 15 12 1 2
513 Butter is waiting for you at the table. 1.3333 0.10360 33 24 7 2
514 I'm sorry - this isn't a good time for a toast 1.3333 0.18803 12 9 2 1
515 I'm sorry, they started without you. 1.3333 0.23570 9 7 1 1
516 Im telling you Carl these drugs are insane. You look like a human dressed as a waiter! 1.3333 0.14003 18 12 4 1
517 Sorry, sir, we don't serve gluten here. 1.3333 0.14003 18 13 4 1
518 I'm giving you fair warning. Sit anywhere near the kitchen and you're toast. 1.3333 0.22473 12 10 0 2
519 You're too late. The toasting's over. 1.3333 0.18803 12 9 2 1
520 I'm sorry, I cannot seat you. This is a gluten-free restaurant. 1.3333 0.18803 12 9 2 1
521 A butter plate will be ready for you shortly. 1.3333 0.23570 9 7 1 1
522 Sorry, bagels only. Try the Waffle House two blocks down. 1.3333 0.18803 12 9 2 1
523 Sorry, your little peach called and cancelled. She's found herself in a real jam! 1.3333 0.11526 24 17 6 1
524 Sorry sir, but we cannot seat you unless you’re gluten-free. 1.3333 0.12599 15 10 5 0
525 Same tie? Yeesh, this is awkward. 1.3333 0.33333 6 5 0 1
526 Your reservation is the yeast of my concerns. 1.3333 0.18803 12 9 2 1
527 The dining room is full, would you mind sitting in the oven? 1.3333 0.18803 12 9 2 1
528 Yes Mr Peanut is here but Miss Jelly has not arrived yet Sir" 1.3333 0.22473 12 10 0 2
529 You're early, sir. The Toastmasters Dinner is tomorrow night. 1.3333 0.14213 12 8 4 0
530 We have room in the toaster. 1.3333 0.18803 12 9 2 1
531 You say you're a sandwich, but where's your better half! 1.3333 0.11526 24 17 6 1
532 Well, you’re a little late for the toast, but I’ll see what I can do. 1.3333 0.15936 15 11 3 1
533 I'm here to meet my friend. The reservation is under the name Butter. 1.3333 0.14213 12 8 4 0
534 I'm sorry, I can not let you in, this restaurant is gluten-free 1.3333 0.10541 21 14 7 0
535 We only take reservations for loaves of eight or more. 1.3333 0.12599 15 10 5 0
536 Are you here to give the toast? 1.3333 0.18803 12 9 2 1
537 We could fit you in before the main course." 1.3333 0.18687 15 12 1 2
538 I'm sorry but you'll have to wait. We're pretty jammed up tonight! 1.3333 0.09245 39 27 9 2
539 Sorry, Sir, it's an all-keto menu today. 1.3333 0.14213 12 8 4 0
540 Yep, you're toast. 1.3333 0.15936 15 11 3 1
541 But I'm the toast of the town..surely you have a table for me! S.R. Toth Duxbury MA 1.3333 0.18803 12 9 2 1
542 I’m sorry, sir, but this is a gluten-free restaurant. We don’t serve bread. 1.3333 0.07390 60 45 11 4
543 Today, Bob learned that LSD was not something to be taken lightly 1.3333 0.18803 12 9 2 1
544 I'm sorry sir, this is not a "white bread" place. 1.3333 0.14213 12 8 4 0
545 The Avocados are already here and they are expecting you. 1.3333 0.14213 12 8 4 0
546 WHY ME? 1.3333 0.18803 12 9 2 1
547 I had been told that you're no longer complimentary 1.3333 0.12599 15 10 5 0
548 Sir, I'm afraid we require a jacket or at the very least a schmear. 1.3333 0.09759 36 26 8 2
549 My wife is going to be very upset. I’m toast. 1.3333 0.18803 12 9 2 1
550 Don't complain, you knew you were toast before you came. 1.3333 0.18803 12 9 2 1
551 I'm sorry Sir, we're already at our carb limit. 1.3333 0.07763 60 44 12 4
552 I thought we agreed that you wouldn't bother me at my work. 1.3333 0.18803 12 9 2 1
553 I’m sorry, we don’t serve your kind of bread here. 1.3333 0.18803 12 9 2 1
554 I am not racist, but this is a gluten-free restaurant. 1.3333 0.11433 18 12 6 0
555 Oh, we don't actually have a diploma for you. We figured you'd been eaten by now or at least gone stale. 1.3333 0.33333 6 5 0 1
556 I get the feeling that you don't understand the purpose of Toast Masters. 1.3333 0.22473 12 10 0 2
557 We only serve baguette. 1.3333 0.14213 12 8 4 0
558 Well, without a reservation you’ll be sandwiched in between Table 3 and Table 4 1.3333 0.14213 12 8 4 0
559 Rye, not black tie. 1.3333 0.10360 33 22 7 2
560 Sorry. Last time you left crumbs. 1.3333 0.18803 12 9 2 1
561 What up, homeslice? 1.3333 0.18803 12 9 2 1
562 We no longer serve toast. 1.3333 0.18803 12 9 2 1
563 I'm sorry, but we don't seat incomplete patties. 1.3333 0.18803 12 9 2 1
564 I guess you didn’t get the message about too many white bread waiters in this age of diversity. 1.3333 0.18803 12 9 2 1
565 You don't appear to have a reservation for tonight's jam session, sir. 1.3333 0.13074 27 20 3 3
566 Oh no! Toast! 1.3333 0.18803 12 9 2 1
567 How many in your loaf? 1.3333 0.15936 15 11 3 1
568 I presume you'll be dining open-faced tonight? 1.3333 0.14213 12 8 4 0
569 We've cut you off...you look toasted. 1.3333 0.18803 12 9 2 1
570 You said it was time for the toast? 1.3333 0.13074 27 21 3 3
571 I'm sorry sir. But, no pants, no service. 1.3333 0.18803 12 9 2 1
572 I’m sorry sir but we can’t seat you until your entire loaf arrives. 1.3333 0.18803 12 9 2 1
573 Sorry, it's jam packed in there. 1.3333 0.18803 12 9 2 1
574 The heel left an hour ago. 1.3333 0.18803 12 9 2 1
575 You're late. And you're not even buttered. 1.3333 0.18803 12 9 2 1
576 Chef? Exactly what kind of mushrooms were in that soup? 1.3333 0.16169 18 14 2 2
577 I’m sorry sir, but you can’t be seated until the rest of the loaf is here. 1.3333 0.18803 12 9 2 1
578 Pants are mandatory 1.3333 0.18803 12 9 2 1
579 I'm sure it is hard to find pants in your size, but rules are rules. 1.3333 0.33333 6 5 0 1
580 I’m sorry, but this event is strictly gluten-free. 1.3333 0.18803 12 9 2 1
581 She called to cancel... but if you like I can seat you open face at the bar. 1.3333 0.09948 39 29 7 3
582 Customers are complaining that you are a crummy waiter." 1.3333 0.15936 15 11 3 1
583 Your date was here. But she was spread with butter and eaten by a hungry customer. 1.3333 0.18803 12 9 2 1
584 Sorry, sir. Without a jacket, you're toast. 1.3333 0.14213 12 8 4 0
585 We don't serve fancy bread here. 1.3333 0.18803 12 9 2 1
586 The toast of the town? Never heard of him. 1.3333 0.14003 18 13 4 1
587 Oh, you're the one who's so late...she said you were toast! 1.3289 0.07348 76 57 11 7
588 I’m afraid you’re toast — we’re booked solid. 1.3276 0.07123 58 42 12 3
589 The Baguettes and the Croissants aren't here yet. You're the first to atrrive 1.3261 0.06988 46 33 12 1
590 I'm sorry sir, but we are a gluten free restaurant... 1.3261 0.07648 46 35 10 1
591 Sorry, you're not welcome back. Your comedy is a bit dry. 1.3235 0.09173 34 26 6 2
592 Our next speaker is a rye commentator on today's events. 1.3226 0.11720 31 23 4 3
593 If you drop any crumbs...you are toast! 1.3226 0.10763 31 23 6 2
594 I'm sorry the rest of my party is late. They are always loafing around. 1.3226 0.10763 31 23 6 2
595 I'm afraid we don't have a sport coat in your size 1.3214 0.08988 28 19 9 0
596 Well wonder no more 1.3214 0.11563 28 21 5 2
597 Miss Mayonnaise left with Mr. Tomato. 1.3214 0.08101 56 39 10 4
598 Do you want a gluten-free table? 1.3214 0.10356 28 20 7 1
599 I'm sorry sir, but our establishment is gluten-free. 1.3200 0.12543 25 19 4 2
600 Son, it's not about what you look like. It's about what you are made of. Sporting a handsome bowtie does not qualify you as artisan bread. 1.3200 0.11136 25 19 2 2
601 I'm very sorry but this just isn't going to pan out. 1.3200 0.11136 25 18 6 1
602 OH MY GOD, YOU ARE A NAKED PIECE OF BREAD!!! DO YOU HAVE NO SELF RESPECT?!? ARE YOU A NUDIST THAT LOVES BOWTIES?!? 1.3200 0.11136 25 18 6 1
603 I said I'd deliver a small toast. 1.3200 0.05745 75 53 18 2
604 Sorry, there are no toasters tonight, only toastmasters. 1.3200 0.07251 50 35 14 1
605 As a matter of fact, I can believe it’s not butter. 1.3182 0.15270 22 18 1 3
606 I'm not trying to get a rise out of you, but you're being kinda kneady. 1.3171 0.06693 82 57 13 6
607 It's indeed a lovely tie, sir, but I'm afraid you'll still need a jacket 1.3158 0.15395 19 15 2 2
608 You mean that tasty bit of crumpet who arrived alone? She waited about thirty minutes, then left with a crusty slice of pumpernickel. It appears, sir, your evening is toast. 1.3158 0.13361 19 14 4 1
609 I'm sorry, I see reservations under Rye, Wheat, and Wonder, but nothing under Melba. 1.3158 0.13361 19 14 4 1
610 I'm sorry, sir, but the only available table is in the gluten-free section. 1.3158 0.10053 38 29 6 3
611 You may be the toast of the town, but I still can't give you a table. 1.3158 0.10053 38 27 5 3
612 Sorry I can't seat you tonight we are totally jammed. 1.3158 0.10956 19 13 6 0
613 Oh, this is embarrassing. I said reservation for WHEAT. 1.3134 0.06093 67 47 16 1
614 I thought I was the toastmaster. 1.3125 0.15052 16 12 3 1
615 I apologize, sir, but as I said on the telephone, we are a gluten-free establishment" 1.3125 0.11968 16 11 5 0
616 Sorry sir, I haven't seen your butter come in yet... 1.3103 0.12261 29 23 3 3
617 We don't serve toast at this establishment. 1.3103 0.08743 29 20 9 0
618 I’m sorry, sir. That table has already filled up, and they blame you. 1.3095 0.09929 42 33 5 4
619 The Toastmaster's Club meeting has been moved to the cafeteria. 1.3095 0.07220 42 32 9 1
620 I’m sorry sir, but we have a black rye policy. 1.3091 0.08154 55 42 9 4
621 I'm sorry sir - we don't serve toast here... 1.3077 0.17485 13 10 2 1
622 I'm sorry. We're gluten free. 1.3077 0.13323 13 9 4 0
623 I'm sorry, no shirt, no shoes, no service 1.3077 0.17485 13 10 2 1
624 We're putting on a nice spread tonight. 1.3077 0.13323 13 9 4 0
625 Sorry, no Toastmasters Club Meeting scheduled for today. 1.3077 0.09231 26 18 8 0
626 Your late. You’ll be toast 1.3077 0.17485 13 10 2 1
627 When I heard the call for a toast, I thought it meant me. 1.3077 0.09231 26 18 8 0
628 Sir, I can't seat you until the rest of your loaf has arrived 1.3077 0.17485 13 10 2 1
629 I am sorry Sir, our gluten-free options are rather limited. 1.3077 0.13323 13 9 4 0
630 Looks like you? I'm afraid we've already served her. 1.3077 0.17485 13 10 2 1
631 I’m sorry sir. This is a gluten free establishment. 1.3077 0.17485 13 10 2 1
632 I’m sorry sir, the cheese said she prefers to stand alone. 1.3077 0.17485 13 10 2 1
633 Sorry sir, this restaurant serves white bread only. 1.3077 0.17485 13 10 2 1
634 Sorry, I don’t see carbs on the list. 1.3077 0.17485 13 10 2 1
635 You're going to knead to butter me up if you want a table!" 1.3077 0.17485 13 10 2 1
636 Sorry sir, we are a strictly gluten-free restaurant. 1.3077 0.17485 13 10 2 1
637 There is a party of baguettes ahead of you, but I will put your name down. 1.3077 0.13323 13 9 4 0
638 You better not let Chef see you without that apron or you'll be toast 1.3077 0.17485 13 10 2 1
639 They told me I was here to give a toast. 1.3077 0.13323 13 9 4 0
640 We can't seat you until your whole loaf arrives. 1.3077 0.17485 13 10 2 1
641 That’s the last time I drop acid before work.” 1.3077 0.17485 13 10 2 1
642 No Ms. Butter tonight? 1.3077 0.13323 13 9 4 0
643 Party of one-der-bread I presume? 1.3077 0.09113 39 28 4 3
644 I was just wondering if you served bread here. 1.3077 0.17485 13 10 2 1
645 I'm sorry. No dough, no service. 1.3077 0.17485 13 10 2 1
646 Sir, we only seat full loaves. 1.3077 0.20831 13 11 0 2
647 I'm sorry. This isn't a pop up restaurant. 1.3077 0.17485 13 10 2 1
648 I am sorry,but we are gluten free. 1.3077 0.17485 13 10 2 1
649 I’d make a ‘tuxedough’ joke, but you’d really need to see it written out. 1.3077 0.17485 13 10 2 1
650 Sorry, sir, at this hour we don't seat singles...you'll have to wait for the whole loaf." 1.3077 0.17485 13 10 2 1
651 Sorry, we don’t serve food here. 1.3077 0.17485 13 10 2 1
652 No reservation? You're chances are toast. 1.3077 0.13323 13 9 4 0
653 Two please. I'm waiting for my butter half. 1.3077 0.17485 13 10 2 1
654 The election results are in and I'm afraid you're toast 1.3077 0.17485 13 10 2 1
655 My apologies. We meant no offense when we said this place is the best thing since sliced bread. 1.3077 0.13323 13 9 4 0
656 Oh dear, we meant to order a champagne toast. 1.3077 0.17485 13 10 2 1
657 The Toastmasters meeting was LAST night 1.3077 0.17485 13 10 2 1
658 No matter how much he dressed up, Warren never got promoted to croissant. 1.3077 0.17485 13 10 2 1
659 No gluten, no fiber? No service! 1.3077 0.13323 13 9 4 0
660 Sorry,but we gave the last table to your butter half 1.3077 0.17485 13 10 2 1
661 Toast of the town or not you can't come in without a jacket. 1.3077 0.17485 13 10 2 1
662 Sorry sir, Toastmasters was last night. 1.3077 0.17485 13 10 2 1
663 I don't care if you're the toast of the town. I still can't seat you without a reservation. 1.3077 0.13323 13 9 4 0
664 I can sandwich your party in at 9:30 p.m. 1.3077 0.17485 13 10 2 1
665 The toaster isn't available until 9:00. 1.3077 0.17485 13 10 2 1
666 Our next speaker's talk: "Global Warming -- We're All Toast" 1.3077 0.17485 13 10 2 1
667 I'll see if I can sandwich you in. 1.3077 0.13323 13 9 4 0
668 Sorry, it’s a roast, not a toast. 1.3077 0.13323 13 9 4 0
669 Sorry. No shoes, no shirt, no service. 1.3077 0.13323 13 9 4 0
670 Only sandwiches allowed. 1.3077 0.17485 13 10 2 1
671 I'm sure the emcee announced it's time to give the toast. 1.3077 0.17485 13 10 2 1
672 Sorry, this restaurant is exclusively for the upper crust. 1.3077 0.13323 13 9 4 0
673 You're the last of your loaf to arrive. 1.3077 0.13323 13 9 4 0
674 Sorry, Sir. We only have a two slot, multi-grain table available. 1.3077 0.13323 13 9 4 0
675 Sorry Sir! No stag entry 1.3077 0.20831 13 11 0 2
676 Yes, you put on a tie. But you're still toast. 1.3077 0.17485 13 10 2 1
677 I can sandwich you in between five and five-thirty tomorrow. 1.3077 0.13323 13 9 4 0
678 I’m sorry, sir, we’ve already filled up on you. 1.3077 0.17485 13 10 2 1
679 Kitchen staff are supposed to come in through the back. 1.3077 0.17485 13 10 2 1
680 I'm sorry sir, but you cannot be seated until PB & J have arrived. 1.3077 0.17485 13 10 2 1
681 Sorry, sir. The bread baskets have already been served. 1.3077 0.17485 13 10 2 1
682 Table for one? Don’t you guys usually come in pairs? 1.3077 0.17485 13 10 2 1
683 Even so, you still have to wear pants. 1.3077 0.17485 13 10 2 1
684 I'm sorry Sir, but we only serve the upper crust here 1.3077 0.17485 13 10 2 1
685 And now I would like to introduce the founder of Toastmasters... 1.3077 0.13323 13 9 4 0
686 We haven’t been Pat O ‘Butter’s for years now. 1.3077 0.13323 13 9 4 0
687 I'm afraid that we only seat Artisanal. 1.3077 0.17485 13 10 2 1
688 I don’t think you want to go in there, sir - I’m afraid everything’s gone awry. 1.3077 0.20831 13 11 0 2
689 Table two ran out of bread. I think they want to see you in the back." 1.3077 0.13323 13 9 4 0
690 You’re just not the greatest thing anymore. 1.3077 0.08025 52 39 10 3
691 I’m sorry, this restaurant is now gluten-free. 1.3077 0.13323 13 9 4 0
692 But without this reservation, I'm toast! 1.3077 0.13323 13 9 4 0
693 Sorry sir, but clip ons are unacceptable. 1.3077 0.17485 13 10 2 1
694 I'm sorry sir but you'll have to wear more than just a bowtie to be seated. 1.3077 0.13323 13 9 4 0
695 You say you have reservations for how many slices? 1.3077 0.17485 13 10 2 1
696 And now I present the greatest thing, sliced bread. 1.3077 0.17485 13 10 2 1
697 I guess you misheard me when I mentioned that it was a celebrity roast. 1.3077 0.06524 39 29 8 1
698 It will take just a few minutes to seat the whole loaf. And to what will we be toasting this evening? 1.3077 0.17485 13 10 2 1
699 Sorry, sir, when we went gluten-free, that new policy was regarding the customers. 1.3077 0.13323 13 9 4 0
700 We reserve the right to refuse service to anyone without whole grains. 1.3065 0.05436 62 45 14 1
701 If it's any consolation, I do like the tie. 1.3056 0.06690 36 26 9 0
702 Our apologies but we only cater to the upper crust. Come back when you have more dough. 1.3056 0.07786 36 26 6 1
703 When I ask them that, it doesn't mean you can join them. 1.3056 0.09611 36 26 7 2
704 Yes, you have a tie, but crust isn't a jacket ... and, sorry, trousers are also required. 1.3056 0.09611 36 27 7 2
705 I am sorry sir, but we’ll have to wait for the rest of your loaf to arrive 1.3043 0.07531 23 17 6 0
706 Sorry, gluten-free only! 1.3043 0.11652 23 17 5 1
707 I can sandwich you in between the Cheese's and the Meat's in the club section, if that's ok? 1.3043 0.13240 23 18 3 2
708 The big cheese is seated already. 1.3043 0.07531 46 32 12 0
709 I’m sorry sir, we have a strict no crust policy. 1.3023 0.07829 43 33 7 2
710 Yes, a tie is required. But, you must also be dressed. 1.3000 0.15275 10 7 3 0
711 You’ll need more dough to dine here. 1.3000 0.21344 10 8 1 1
712 Sorry, it’s just protocol. We only serve toast at breakfast. 1.3000 0.15275 10 7 3 0
713 I'm here to improve my communications skills with the toastmasters association! 1.3000 0.15275 10 7 3 0
714 OK, but I just don't want to be toasted 1.3000 0.15275 10 7 3 0
715 We're full tonight, but you can have a toaster at the bar. 1.3000 0.21344 10 8 1 1
716 I’m so embarrassed. The invitation said, “Black Tie Only”. 1.3000 0.15275 10 7 3 0
717 Sorry. The Toastmasters meeting was yesterday. 1.3000 0.15275 10 7 3 0
718 Will Ms. Butter be joining you? 1.3000 0.21344 10 8 1 1
719 I'm sorry, but you still need a jacket. 1.3000 0.15275 10 7 3 0
720 It's not that kind of club. 1.3000 0.15275 10 7 3 0
721 Does the greatest idea in history need a reservation? 1.3000 0.15275 10 7 3 0
722 No, I checked it again. Today is Rotary, Toastmasters is Thursday. 1.3000 0.15275 10 7 3 0
723 I'm sorry, Melba. Your Sloppy Joe has not yet arrived. 1.3000 0.07693 50 36 10 2
724 Yes, your date was seated before you, sir, but I regret to inform you there was a crouton shortage in the kitchen. 1.3000 0.10881 30 23 4 2
725 Sorry, but there’s no ‘End Piece’ on the list. 1.3000 0.15275 10 7 3 0
726 I apologize sir, but grey poupon is required attire. 1.3000 0.21344 10 8 1 1
727 You say you made a reservation, but I suspect that you're full of bologna. 1.3000 0.15275 10 7 3 0
728 Sorry sir, it's strictly black rye only. 1.3000 0.07628 60 49 6 5
729 Yes, she was here earlier, but got toasted and left with the rye. 1.3000 0.21344 10 8 1 1
730 Table for one slice. 1.3000 0.15275 10 7 3 0
731 I'm afraid you're fired Pierre, I just can't put up with your loafing any more. 1.3000 0.15275 10 7 3 0
732 I'm sorry sir, but our dress code requires a jacket as well as tie." 1.3000 0.15275 10 7 3 0
733 I'm sorry sir, but a coat is also required 1.3000 0.15275 10 7 3 0
734 I'm sorry, sir, but I don't see 'Croque Monsieur' on the menu tonight. 1.3000 0.21344 10 8 1 1
735 Sir, all of our dinners are served with complementary bread. We do not give a discount if one orders dinner without bread. 1.3000 0.15275 10 7 3 0
736 Sorry, everything we serve is gluten-free. 1.3000 0.15275 10 7 3 0
737 Nice bow tie but I can still see your buns 1.3000 0.15275 10 7 3 0
738 Sir, would you like a table with or without a toaster? 1.3000 0.21344 10 8 1 1
739 I can seat you near the toaster. 1.3000 0.15275 10 7 3 0
740 How the...? There is no way I'm parking whatever the hell you drove here. 1.3000 0.15275 10 7 3 0
741 Tables 3, 7, and 11 are all complaining about the lack of croutons in their salads 1.3000 0.15275 10 7 3 0
742 I'm sorry sir. You can't just pop up and expect to be seated right away. 1.3000 0.15275 10 7 3 0
743 How many in your loaf, sir? 1.3000 0.15275 10 7 3 0
744 Under the reservation for "BUTTER" 1.3000 0.15275 10 7 3 0
745 Sorry but we thought a table for Mr. Wry was a joke. 1.3000 0.15275 10 7 3 0
746 Wheat? We don't serve your kind. 1.3000 0.15275 10 7 3 0
747 The votes are in, looks like we have a tie. 1.3000 0.15275 10 7 3 0
748 And of course, you being the best man will offer the first toast. 1.2973 0.08547 37 32 2 3
749 Sorry, sir, this evening is white tie, black tux. 1.2963 0.10425 27 20 6 1
750 Sorry, but you can't come in here already toasted. 1.2963 0.08955 27 20 5 1
751 The Rye-Supremacists rally outside is a disgrace 1.2963 0.10425 27 20 6 1
752 Yes, we have your reserved table ready, but unfortunately jackets are required for all guests. 1.2963 0.08955 27 19 8 0
753 I'm sorry, I have nothing for a Dr. Pumpernickel. 1.2963 0.06120 27 20 7 0
754 What’s one more slice in the scheme of things? 1.2955 0.08340 44 33 8 2
755 Sorry, we stopped serving bread last month. 1.2955 0.02475 44 39 5 0
756 How many in your party Mr. Loaf? 1.2955 0.07680 44 36 5 3
757 I think research is going to have to look at a new mousetrap 1.2941 0.09928 34 26 6 2
758 Gluten or gluten-free? 1.2941 0.11391 17 11 5 0
759 And now, our sad toast story from the Moth Radio Hour. 1.2941 0.09928 34 26 6 2
760 I"m sorry sir, but we don't serve toast after 12. 1.2941 0.09928 34 24 6 2
761 Two slots or four, sir? 1.2941 0.14258 17 13 3 1
762 I'm sorry, we're going to have to let you go. We've gone keto. 1.2941 0.14258 17 13 3 1
763 As Mr. Sunbeam has made it plain in his resonant performance, we're all toast. 1.2941 0.14258 17 13 3 1
764 I’m sorry sir, but we have a strict gluten free policy 1.2941 0.11391 17 12 5 0
765 Who did you say called for a toast? 1.2941 0.11391 17 12 5 0
766 I honestly do not know how to serve you, sir. 1.2927 0.07997 41 29 10 1
767 Thanks god is taco day 1.2923 0.07180 65 50 10 4
768 Food delivery is in the back. 1.2917 0.08400 48 37 8 3
769 A bread man walking, he was persona non grata at all the black tie events. 1.2903 0.08287 31 23 6 0
770 We have received a pain perdu alert. 1.2903 0.08287 31 23 6 1
771 You're here to deliver the wedding toast? 1.2903 0.09497 31 23 6 1
772 Bread Alone, huh? No, I don't think I live by you... 1.2903 0.03279 31 24 7 0
773 I see you have a tie, but our policy is, “No pants, you’re toast” 1.2885 0.07438 52 38 10 2
774 Who farted? 1.2885 0.08391 52 40 7 4
775 Elon cannot be serious about this... 1.2857 0.28571 7 6 0 1
776 We no longer serve carbs. 1.2857 0.12529 14 10 4 0
777 Sorry, Sir, but if you want seating without a reservation, you're toast! 1.2857 0.16336 14 11 2 1
778 My apologies, Sir, but our dress code requires shoes. 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
779 I'm sorry sir, but your reservation is toast. 1.2857 0.09199 42 32 6 3
780 Nice disguise, but get back to the kitchen before I call security. 1.2857 0.28571 7 6 0 1
781 You’re late-trouble rising again? 1.2857 0.12529 14 10 4 0
782 Sorry, I can't seat you until your whole loaf arrives. 1.2857 0.28571 7 6 0 1
783 I’m sorry, you can’t be seated until the rest of your sandwich is here. 1.2857 0.12529 14 10 4 0
784 I know you’re here for Toastmasters, but it isn’t what you think it is. 1.2857 0.12529 14 10 4 0
785 Can you please tell me why people are saying "Trump is toast!"? 1.2857 0.16336 14 11 2 1
786 I can't seat you until the rest of your sandwich is here. 1.2857 0.12529 14 10 4 0
787 But if your date doesn't show up by eight, she's toast. 1.2857 0.28571 7 6 0 1
788 I have no doubt you are the toast of the town, sir, but without a jacket you’re just toast. 1.2857 0.12529 14 10 4 0
789 She left and you’re toast. 1.2857 0.12529 14 10 4 0
790 Table for one please, the rest of my group is loafing. 1.2857 0.12529 14 10 4 0
791 You must have been loafing. Your reservation was at 6 1.2857 0.12529 14 10 4 0
792 Well, yes, we do cater to Manhattan’s upper crust, but... 1.2857 0.12529 14 10 4 0
793 I’m sorry, but we’re a gluten-free establishment and you might trigger some of our clientele. 1.2857 0.12529 14 10 4 0
794 Sir, I apologize. This show is open only to the upper crust. 1.2857 0.12529 14 10 4 0
795 I sorry but we only serve non-gluten bread. 1.2857 0.12529 14 10 4 0
796 I told you that if you didn't get here by six you'd be toast. 1.2857 0.07078 56 42 12 2
797 We can't seat you until all the slices in your loaf are here. 1.2857 0.28571 7 6 0 1
798 And our next speaker is Toast. 1.2857 0.12529 14 10 4 0
799 You need butter too. 1.2857 0.08694 28 22 5 1
800 Sorry, we stopped serving bread ages ago. 1.2857 0.12529 14 10 4 0
801 We have received numerous complaints about you from our gluten-free guests. 1.2857 0.12529 14 10 4 0
802 Will you be staying for the toast? 1.2857 0.28571 7 6 0 1
803 Well, we’re pretty full, but I’ll try to sandwich you in somewhere. 1.2857 0.14046 21 17 2 2
804 Your table is ready, sir. Your waiter will be right over with a basket of our fresh-baked--my apologies, sir--with a basket of nothing. 1.2857 0.16336 14 11 2 1
805 I'm afraid you don't have enough dough to speak at the Fortune 500 Toastmasters Club. 1.2857 0.10102 28 21 6 1
806 Nice bow tie but... No Shirt, No Shoes, No Service 1.2857 0.12529 14 10 4 0
807 Looks like we won't be toasting you tonight. 1.2857 0.12529 14 10 4 0
808 Ladies and Gentlemen, introducing the recently impeached and former President of The United States ... 1.2857 0.12529 14 10 4 0
809 Would you prefer a booth or a toaster? 1.2857 0.28571 7 6 0 1
810 I’m sorry but you will need a jacket. And pants and shoes. 1.2857 0.16336 14 11 2 1
811 I'm sorry, you just missed the important kneading. 1.2857 0.12529 14 10 4 0
812 I'm sorry, but a bread boy is all you'll ever be in this establishment. 1.2857 0.28571 7 6 0 1
813 The tie is nice, but you still need a shirt and shoes. 1.2857 0.16336 14 11 2 1
814 I’m spread pretty thin right now. 1.2857 0.16336 14 11 2 1
815 I'm sorry, sir, but gentlemen are required to wear a jacket. 1.2857 0.12529 14 10 4 0
816 I’m sorry sir, there’s no reservation here for the Earl of Sandwich. 1.2857 0.16336 14 11 2 1
817 Table for one or will there be a whole loaf? 1.2857 0.16336 14 11 2 1
818 Forget it pal, this is LA. 1.2857 0.28571 7 6 0 1
819 I have a small space if you don’t mind being jammed. 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
820 Sorry, No Shoes. No Jam. No Service. But nice bow tie. 1.2857 0.16336 14 11 2 1
821 Hmmm, Toastmasters . . . yes, they're meeting in the back, but you're early. 1.2857 0.07835 42 30 10 1
822 Toastmasters? Why, no that was last night. 1.2857 0.16336 14 11 2 1
823 I’m sorry sir but under no circumstance can I sit you in the gluten-free section. 1.2857 0.12529 14 10 4 0
824 Our next guest will speak on the benefits of a gluten-free diet. 1.2857 0.07143 49 36 12 1
825 I'm sorry, our policy is Baguette and tie." 1.2857 0.16336 14 11 2 1
826 How do you want to be served? 1.2857 0.16336 14 11 2 1
827 No Toast, Sir. This is a Roast. 1.2826 0.08024 46 35 9 2
828 No shirt, no shoes, no service, buddy. Ties don't count! 1.2826 0.08024 46 35 9 2
829 I suppose you’re the new Toastmaster? 1.2821 0.08960 39 30 7 2
830 Sorry sir, but the toast was an hour ago 1.2821 0.07300 39 27 8 1
831 I’m sorry, that’s not what we meant by Toastmasters” 1.2821 0.07300 39 31 5 2
832 Very sorry sir... This function is for the upper crust only. 1.2821 0.10357 39 32 3 4
833 I'm sorry, sir, but I can't let you in without avocado. 1.2821 0.08172 39 31 6 2
834 Tonight's guest speaker is an entrepreneur, a philanthropist, and frankly the best thing since himself. 1.2800 0.10832 25 19 5 1
835 I’ll challah when your table’s ready... 1.2800 0.10832 25 19 5 1
836 Sir, if you have enough bread on you, I can get you a window seat. 1.2800 0.10832 25 19 5 1
837 I'm sorry, sir, I can only seat parties of two in the toaster section. 1.2800 0.07581 50 38 10 2
838 Only our bow ties match, our fates don't! 1.2794 0.05066 68 53 12 2
839 Sorry, it’s Bagel Night and you’re toast 1.2791 0.06921 43 30 12 0
840 Sir, this is an Atkins restaurant--we don't serve bread. 1.2787 0.06666 61 45 12 1
841 Abhh...the power of cheese! 1.2778 0.13541 18 14 3 1
842 Sorry, but we’ve gone keto. 1.2778 0.13541 18 13 3 1
843 I'm sorry sir, I can't toast you until all of your party arrives 1.2778 0.05057 36 30 5 0
844 I'm sorry sir, but you look a little too toasted! 1.2778 0.13541 18 14 3 1
845 You'll also need a jacket. 1.2778 0.08555 36 29 5 2
846 I’m sorry, sir. I realize you’re the toast of the town, but we don’t serve breakfast after 10:00am. 1.2778 0.13541 18 14 3 1
847 I'm sorry sir, but heels are required. 1.2778 0.10863 18 13 5 0
848 Unfortunately the restaurant is gluten free now. 1.2778 0.15771 18 15 1 2
849 No host or toast this year. 1.2778 0.07199 54 40 10 1
850 Sorry sir, we are a gluten free restaurant. 1.2759 0.06835 29 24 4 1
851 Sorry, you don't have the dough. 1.2759 0.06411 58 43 14 1
852 And now. Here is this evening's toastmaster. 1.2759 0.10982 29 23 4 2
853 Unfortunately, you're confused about Toastmasters International. 1.2759 0.10982 29 23 4 2
854 Sir this isn't a tanning salon, it's a restaurant. 1.2759 0.06835 29 23 5 0
855 Sorry sir, our attire is strictly keto. 1.2750 0.02532 40 36 4 0
856 5 minutes in and he’s already in better control of the missile than Trump. 1.2727 0.14084 11 8 3 0
857 Would you prefer a light or dark setting? 1.2727 0.19498 11 9 1 1
858 Buttering me up won’t do you any good. 1.2727 0.11736 22 17 4 1
859 I assume you won't need the gluten free menu? 1.2727 0.14084 11 8 3 0
860 Excuse me, is this the local Toastmasters meeting? 1.2727 0.19498 11 9 1 1
861 Frankly, it's your attitude, not our dress code. 1.2727 0.19498 11 9 1 1
862 Gluten free? 1.2727 0.14084 11 8 3 0
863 I'm sorry,we don't serve toast after 11. 1.2727 0.14084 11 8 3 0
864 Actually, we might be able to slot you in. 1.2727 0.14084 11 8 3 0
865 Ms. Butter cancelled your reservation. You're toast. 1.2727 0.19498 11 9 1 1
866 I don't care WHAT you're the best thing since, we're full. 1.2727 0.07530 44 35 6 2
867 I'm sorry sir but only white bread is allowed. 1.2727 0.19498 11 9 1 1
868 I'm afraid we can't seat you until your whole loaf arrives. 1.2727 0.14084 11 8 3 0
869 I'm sorry, but the Toastmasters meet on Thursday 1.2727 0.14084 11 8 3 0
870 Well, well, well. It's the asshole who's screwing my wife. You're toast. 1.2727 0.14084 11 8 3 0
871 I thought the invite said black rye... 1.2727 0.19498 11 8 1 1
872 Sorry, breadbox is full. 1.2727 0.14084 11 8 3 0
873 So this is what she meant by “I have a bun in the oven”. 1.2727 0.14084 11 8 3 0
874 Yes but if Avocado swept left there’s no match made in heaven here tonight. 1.2727 0.14084 11 8 3 0
875 The black tie gets you in, but the burnt sides keeps you out 1.2727 0.19498 11 9 1 1
876 This is not going to end well for you..... 1.2727 0.14084 11 8 3 0
877 I'm sorry sir, but we can't serve you it is apparent that you are already toasted. 1.2727 0.11736 22 16 4 1
878 Sorry, but we stopped serving bread here a couple months ago. 1.2727 0.14084 11 8 3 0
879 Anyway you slice it, we're a no carb establishment. 1.2727 0.14084 11 8 3 0
880 I'm so very sorry. We did everything we could, but your family family didn't make it past the first course. 1.2727 0.14084 11 8 3 0
881 You will be offering the toast. 1.2727 0.14084 11 8 3 0
882 My reservation is under Toastmasters 1.2727 0.14084 11 8 3 0
883 I'm sorry, sir, you need a jacket. 1.2727 0.19498 11 9 1 1
884 I'm sorry sir,this restaurant cannot make you a sandwich unless you've brought a date 1.2727 0.19498 11 9 1 1
885 I'm afraid we don't have a table big enough for an entire loaf. 1.2727 0.09993 33 26 5 2
886 And now, the toast of the town.... 1.2727 0.14084 11 8 3 0
887 We can plate you in the next 5 minutes 1.2727 0.14084 11 8 3 0
888 They said "give a toast," not toast yourself. 1.2727 0.14084 11 8 3 0
889 Sorry, this restaurant serves only gluten-free. 1.2727 0.14084 11 8 3 0
890 It isn't that you're not well-bred, it's that you're, well, bread! 1.2727 0.14084 11 8 3 0
891 I'M SORRY BUT WE HAVE NO RESERVATION FOR THE EARL OF SANDWICH 1.2727 0.14084 11 8 3 0
892 Sorry, but you're no longer the greatest thing. 1.2727 0.14084 11 8 3 0
893 Bread service is not included. 1.2727 0.14084 11 8 3 0
894 We can put you between ham and cheese, OK? 1.2727 0.14084 11 8 3 0
895 What do you mean since 'sliced bread'? 1.2727 0.14084 11 8 3 0
896 Complimentary bread is served, but bread is not complimentarily served. 1.2727 0.14084 11 8 3 0
897 Will you wheat here? I mean wait here? 1.2727 0.19498 11 9 1 1
898 You're thinking of Toastmasters. This is A.A. 1.2727 0.14084 11 8 3 0
899 fuck, i thought the person taking my job’d be an immigrant or trans or something else i’m scared of. but you’re a perfect metaphor for my shitty understanding of America. have the people pushing both bigotry and radical free market policy lied to me? 1.2727 0.19498 11 9 1 1
900 You're too late - the toast has already been given. 1.2727 0.19498 11 9 1 1
901 Loaf, party of 30?" We'll need your entire group present before we can seat you 1.2727 0.14084 11 8 3 0
902 I am afraid we are a gluten-free establishment. 1.2727 0.19498 11 9 1 1
903 Thanks for coming, but this is a roast... 1.2727 0.14084 11 8 3 0
904 Your reservation is being delayed by a fire in the kitchen toaster. 1.2727 0.19498 11 9 1 1
905 Sorry sir, Artisanal bread only! 1.2727 0.09719 22 15 6 0
906 Both stood in shock as they each individually humiliated over their misinterpretation of “Toastmasters”. 1.2727 0.14084 11 8 3 0
907 I'm sorry sir, but our dining room is gluten free. 1.2727 0.14084 11 8 3 0
908 Get back in the kitchen, you can't fool me with that black tie. 1.2727 0.19498 11 9 1 1
909 No toast, no seat. 1.2727 0.14084 11 8 3 0
910 This is a zero tolerance event, sir. You look completely baked. 1.2727 0.14084 11 8 3 0
911 I don't think you will like our spread. 1.2727 0.19498 11 9 1 1
912 You are just in time for the Jam session. 1.2727 0.14084 11 8 3 0
913 I can’t seat you until the rest of the loaf arrives. 1.2727 0.19498 11 9 1 1
914 Well this is embarrassing. We’re wearing the same tie. 1.2727 0.14084 11 8 3 0
915 I'm sorry, sir, but the Toastmasters meeting has been canceled for tonight. 1.2727 0.14084 11 8 3 0
916 I'm sorry. I can't seat you until the rest of the sandwich gets here. 1.2727 0.19498 11 9 1 1
917 No, bring your own BOOZE not bread! 1.2727 0.14084 11 8 3 0
918 I am sorry we do not have a jacket you can borrow, and you will need pants as well. 1.2727 0.14084 11 8 3 0
919 I can't seat you until your patty arrives. 1.2727 0.14084 11 8 3 0
920 I'm afraid we're a gluten-free establishment. 1.2727 0.14084 11 8 3 0
921 Will you be checking your crust? 1.2727 0.19498 11 9 1 1
922 Same dress code. But now we're gluten-free. Sorry. 1.2708 0.07730 48 36 9 2
923 Here the best man makes the toast. 1.2698 0.06482 63 48 12 2
924 Sorry. Toastmasters met last Monday. 1.2692 0.08871 26 21 4 1
925 All rise. 1.2692 0.08871 26 19 7 0
926 Welcome to Toastmasters. 1.2667 0.15327 15 12 2 1
927 I'm sorry, Sir, but you can't be seated until the rest of your loaf arrives. 1.2667 0.18170 15 13 0 2
928 Sorry, the formal toast has already been given. 1.2667 0.11819 15 11 4 0
929 No, I'm not buttering you up, the wait is just 15 minutes 1.2667 0.18170 15 13 0 2
930 I appreciate you following the dress code but unfortunately this is strictly an Italian restaurant. We only serve Italian bread. 1.2667 0.18170 15 13 0 2
931 I'm sorry, we guarantee our diners that this venue is gluten free. 1.2667 0.06229 60 47 11 2
932 Jelly and Butter had to leave and said you would understand. 1.2667 0.11819 15 11 4 0
933 She came in with Avocado, Toasty... I'm so sorry. 1.2667 0.15327 15 12 2 1
934 Sorry, don't serve Gluten free. 1.2667 0.11819 15 11 4 0
935 Yours was the Wonder Bread truck, right? 1.2632 0.12892 19 15 3 1
936 Sorry, I'm afraid this restaurant is gluten-free only 1.2632 0.12892 19 15 3 1
937 Are you looking for your master? 1.2623 0.06141 61 50 8 3
938 So, you say the Toastmasters have been toasting you? 1.2619 0.08389 42 32 7 2
939 But they asked me to give the toast! 1.2609 0.12911 23 19 2 2
940 You'll have to wait until the Big Cheese is here to be seated. 1.2593 0.10117 27 20 5 1
941 Sorry, Sir, the bow tie is a nice touch but you are still toast! 1.2593 0.10117 27 22 2 2
942 You can take a seat at the bar. The room for the Toastmasters event will be open in 30 minutes. 1.2593 0.08594 27 22 4 1
943 If you're so great why aren't you on the list? 1.2581 0.09237 31 24 5 1
944 Sorry. We don't have a reservation for BreadBob NoPants. 1.2581 0.10336 31 25 4 2
945 Sorry, we just haven’t had many requests for toast since New Year’s. 1.2581 0.09237 31 24 6 1
946 Table 5 has been complaining about the crumby service again. 1.2571 0.09476 35 29 2 3
947 This only happens with the Gruyere 1.2500 0.13056 12 9 3 0
948 I’m sorry—we don’t have a slot for you. 1.2500 0.14434 16 13 2 1
949 I’m sorry, sir. You need a jacket to dine here. The bow tie will not suffice. 1.2500 0.13056 12 9 3 0
950 You're here for the Toastmasters Meeting, I presume? 1.2500 0.13056 12 9 3 0
951 I am sorry Sir, but we are a gluten free establishment 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
952 Sorry, no seating until your entire loaf arrives. 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
953 Sorry, there is no reservation for a Mr. Wonder. 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
954 I am so sorry but the restaurant has been entirely booked tonight for the Naan family reunion. 1.2500 0.17078 16 14 0 2
955 It's not because you're white bread, Mr. Carlson. We are just booked for the evening. 1.2500 0.25000 8 7 0 1
956 I'm sorry sir. The Toast Masters banquet is tomorrow night. 1.2500 0.08704 12 10 2 0
957 Sorry, we are already jammed for tonight. 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
958 A nice warm table please 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
959 First we'll need you to sign a waiver... 1.2500 0.25000 8 7 0 1
960 Tonight, the special is avocado toast. 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
961 Sir, we’ll seat you when the rest of your pack arrives. 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
962 I’m sorry sir, but our dress code stipulates wearing an avocado. 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
963 You may order full menu at the bar, but our other guests won’t stand for even the sight of a carb in the dining room 1.2500 0.12301 20 16 3 1
964 Best I can do is a basket near the kitchen. 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
965 I'm sorry, sir, but I can't seat you until the rest of breakfast gets here. 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
966 Watch out for the ladies at table 4, they just asked me if "he's on the menu?" 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
967 I am guessing you are looking for the Toastmaster? 1.2500 0.25000 8 7 0 1
968 I'm sorry sir, we are strictly gluten-free. 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
969 Sorry - 'gluten-free' doesn't mean you don't have to pay. 1.2500 0.13056 12 9 3 0
970 Sorry, but we have a strict no shirt, no shoes, no service policy here. 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
971 Yeah, the heel left when you went to the restroom. You're surprised? 1.2500 0.17944 12 10 1 1
972 You may be the toast of the town, sir, but you still need a reservation. 1.2500 0.13056 12 9 3 0
973 I'm sorry, we recently became gluten free. 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
974 RESERVATION ?? Yes. Shame. I used to be known as the greatest thing. 1.2500 0.25000 8 7 0 1
975 I'm sorry sir, but your reservation is stale. 1.2500 0.17944 12 10 1 1
976 We do not serve white bread. 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
977 You have to let me in. I am the guest of honor for the Toastmasters! 1.2500 0.17944 12 10 1 1
978 I' sorry sir, but without a reservation you're toast I'm sorry sir, but without a reservation you're toast ~ ` 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
979 We are here to toast our honored guest. 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
980 We can’t seat you until your whole sandwich is here. 1.2500 0.25000 8 7 0 1
981 They toasted the happy couple an hour ago – but table twelve wants more croutons. 1.2500 0.17944 12 10 1 1
982 I’m sorry — there is no room for a second toast. 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
983 I'm terribly sorry, sir, but the black tie dress code is a necessary condition, not a sufficient one. 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
984 I'm sorry, sir, but you can't enter this restaurant." "Why?" "Because you're a piece of fucking toast, sir. 1.2500 0.13056 12 9 3 0
985 Table for two I presume? 1.2500 0.17944 12 10 1 1
986 You can't come in if you're toasted. 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
987 Probably just a drink at the bar first- I’m toast. 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
988 The tie doesn’t much matter when you don’t have on any pants! 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
989 I’m tired of this “not by bread alone” business — I want and need company! 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
990 I’m sorry, the toasters are only reserved for parties of two. 1.2500 0.11180 16 12 4 0
991 I’m sorry. That’s not we meant by a formal toast!! 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
992 You may be gluten free, but you still pants to dine. 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
993 The only table we have is in the gluten-free section. 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
994 I’m afraid you’re not suitably well-bred. 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
995 Sorry sir, the breadline is in our satellite venue on the outskirts of town. 1.2500 0.25000 8 7 0 1
996 Sorry, I’m the toastmaster. 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
997 Sorry, this is a roast, not a toast. 1.2500 0.13056 12 9 3 0
998 No invitation?--you're Toast! 1.2500 0.25000 8 7 0 1
999 So, you think you're the greatest thing since sliced bread. 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
1000 You’re too late. They’ve already made the toast. 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
1001 Your lack of pants and shoes... not to mention facial features, appendages, and nose, preclude me from providing you service 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
1002 Sorry,we no longer serve bread here. 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
1003 Just because you're the "toast of the town", you still don't a table. 1.2500 0.13056 12 9 3 0
1004 Don't try to butter me up. You were bread down South, but you're just a crumb up here. 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
1005 Guess I was supposed to Roast - not Toast- you. 1.2500 0.13056 12 9 3 0
1006 Will that be in the Gluten-Free section? 1.2500 0.13056 12 9 3 0
1007 Sorry..I'm told we don't knead any more... 1.2500 0.13056 12 9 3 0
1008 Sorry,Table 5 said,"No seeds." 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
1009 No jacket, no gluten, no service! 1.2500 0.13056 12 9 3 0
1010 You should have made a reservation. We’re already filled up on bread. 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
1011 I’m sorry Bill, but I just realized we’re kosher. 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
1012 It’s hard work no matter how you slice it 1.2500 0.12409 24 20 2 2
1013 I' m sorry,sir,but our dress code requires whole grain. 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
1014 I apologize, but you're going to have to wait for your loaf to arrive. 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
1015 Yes, we have a gluten-free menu, but you still have to pay. 1.2500 0.17944 12 10 1 1
1016 It's been two minutes, just feels like ten. 1.2500 0.17944 12 10 1 1
1017 No, not near the kitchen. I'll be toast! 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
1018 I'm sorry sir. We don't serve gluten. 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
1019 I'm sorry, it says here a 'Mr. P. Butter' cancelled the reservation. 1.2500 0.13056 12 9 3 0
1020 I’m sorry, we only serve French toast. 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
1021 I'm sorry, sir, but this is a white-bread only affair. 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
1022 They'll eat you alive. 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
1023 Pardon monsieur. You do meet zee dress code, but we are now...how you say, gluten-free. 1.2500 0.17944 12 10 1 1
1024 Of course we have a table! You’re the greatest thing since...since... 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
1025 I’ll seat you but just so you know, the theme is “French Coast”. 1.2500 0.12409 24 20 2 2
1026 I'm sorry, this is a fine dining establishment. We don't serve toast here. 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
1027 I can't seat you until your whole loaf is here. 1.2500 0.13056 12 9 3 0
1028 Ladies and gentlemen, please refrain from applause until all the breakfast items have been announced. 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
1029 I know you're upset. But if you go in there, they'll eat you alive. 1.2500 0.25000 8 7 0 1
1030 I'm sorry but you are a little late and your reservation is toast. 1.2500 0.25000 8 7 0 1
1031 I'm sorry sir but this establishment is only for the upper crust. 1.2500 0.25000 8 7 0 1
1032 Would you be more comfortable if the brunch menu used the term 1.2500 0.25000 8 7 0 1
1033 She said she'd like to propose a toast, not propose to a toast! 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
1034 Sorry, you still need pants. 1.2500 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1035 You're needed on Table 8. 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
1036 What part of "If we catch you loafing around, you're toast" didn't you understand? You're fired, Don. 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
1037 Well this is awkward 1.2500 0.25000 8 7 0 1
1038 I'm sorry sir, but without a reservation, we'll have to sandwich you between two other parties. 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
1039 Mr. Milque can't make it. 1.2500 0.25000 8 7 0 1
1040 Sorry, You Were the Toast. 1.2500 0.25000 8 7 0 1
1041 Did you say that you're the toastmaster? 1.2500 0.13056 12 9 3 0
1042 I'm sorry, our toaster is full tonight. 1.2500 0.13056 12 9 3 0
1043 May we serve you? 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
1044 Good morning sir, and welcome to the best breakfast buffet in town. The other guests have been waiting for you to show up. 1.2500 0.17944 12 10 1 1
1045 What do you mean you don't know who I am? Why I'm the Toast of the Town! 1.2500 0.11180 16 12 4 0
1046 The reservation is under PB & J. 1.2500 0.17944 12 10 1 1
1047 Sir, this is not what we meant when we said we served garlic bread. 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
1048 I’m sorry sir, only artisanal bread is served here. 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
1049 I'm from New York, born and bread! 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
1050 I don't know what side I'm buttered on. 1.2500 0.13056 12 9 3 0
1051 We don't serve French toast. 1.2500 0.25000 8 7 0 1
1052 I'm sorry I can't seat you until Jam is here. 1.2500 0.25000 8 7 0 1
1053 I'm sorry, the soup cancelled. 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
1054 Are you here for the champagne toast ? 1.2500 0.13056 12 9 3 0
1055 If I don't get a table soon for me and my wife, I'm toast! 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
1056 I’m sorry; we only serve rolls here. 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
1057 Sorry, this is a gluten-free restaurant. We don't serve bread here. 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
1058 I do apologize sir, but we are strictly gluten free. 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
1059 We can’t seat you until the other half arrives. 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
1060 Panini, party of one? 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
1061 I am terribly sorry sir, but there simply isn't any entry on the reservation list under a 'The Greatest Thing Since Me'.... 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
1062 I'm sorry sir, but it wasn't my decision for us to go gluten-free. 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
1063 I represent the entire loaf, and we hereby refuse to be toasted. 1.2500 0.25000 8 7 0 1
1064 Are you of the upper crust? 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
1065 She decided to go open-faced. 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
1066 We're going to have to let you go, Paul. 1.2500 0.17944 12 10 1 1
1067 With respect, sir, I believe 'gluten-free' refers to what you serve, not whom. 1.2500 0.25000 8 7 0 1
1068 I don't see a Butter for 8pm. Could it be under another name? 1.2500 0.10851 24 19 4 1
1069 Mr. Butterfield just called to say he’s been delayed. 1.2500 0.13056 12 9 3 0
1070 wow, you slimmed down a bit. 1.2500 0.13056 12 9 3 0
1071 My apologies sir. Apparently there was a mix-up with your reservation and your fiancée was already served. With whipped butter. 1.2500 0.25000 8 7 0 1
1072 Brioche? ciabatta? focaccia? naan? pita? zwieback? No. Nothing for white bread. 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
1073 You're late so you must be toast. 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
1074 How exactly did they try to butter you up? 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
1075 I can give you a table for one, but it's in the kitchen. 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
1076 Sorry, but did you see the "Wheat's Only" sign on the door? 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
1077 I'm supposed to make a joke about proposing a toast to our featured speaker, but it just seems too obvious. 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
1078 I would like to welcome the toast of the town, Fred Freihofer 1.2500 0.07319 56 45 8 3
1079 Get back to work. No loafing. 1.2500 0.13056 12 9 3 0
1080 Sorry, no comments for someone who is just toast. 1.2500 0.25000 8 7 0 1
1081 Screw up another order and you're toast. 1.2500 0.25000 8 7 0 1
1082 The only table available is near the kitchen. It may feel a bit toasty. 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
1083 Sorry, you already had your special day. You'll have to wait till next week. 1.2500 0.25000 8 7 0 1
1084 Sorry, this is a gluten-free only establishment. 1.2500 0.17944 12 10 1 1
1085 Yes you meet the dress code but I regret to inform you that the chef is restricting carbs this month. 1.2500 0.13056 12 9 3 0
1086 Yes, we'd be happy to serve you...in a bread basket 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
1087 A feeble attempt at Rye humor. 1.2500 0.25000 8 7 0 1
1088 I'm sorry, food is not allowed in here. 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
1089 No shoes? 1.2500 0.25000 8 7 0 1
1090 Don't do drugs kids. 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
1091 Toastmaster? Or just Toast? 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
1092 I don’t care if you are the toast of the town, Sir. We are fully booked tonight. 1.2500 0.25000 8 7 0 1
1093 Sir, I apologize that your table isn’t ready, but can we please refrain from those rye remarks? 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
1094 Sorry, the sign clearly says jacket and tie required... 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
1095 I'm sorry, sir. We're a gluten-free restaurant. 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
1096 Sorry, your entire loaf needs to be present before we can seat you. 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
1097 Let me introduce our Toastmaster 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
1098 I’m sorry but we are only accepting avocado toast right now. 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
1099 No, sir...the bow tie doesn't make you uppercrust. 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
1100 I’m sorry sir but the toaster is all full. Might I suggest a reservation next time? 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
1101 Sorry sir, I can’t seat you - we are a gluten free restaurant. 1.2500 0.13056 12 9 3 0
1102 Do you know who I am? I’m the Original Greatest Thing! 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
1103 I'm sorry, twist-tie required. 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
1104 Can I have a little host-to-toast with you?? 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
1105 So really don't serve me anymore?! 1.2500 0.05938 40 34 5 1
1106 Even if you are the toast of the town there are no slots to fit you in. 1.2500 0.17944 12 10 1 1
1107 I can't seat you until your party is complete. And that includes the condiments. 1.2500 0.13056 12 9 3 0
1108 I'm sorry, but your nomination has been revoked... they dug up an old photo you took while you were toasted. 1.2500 0.13056 12 9 3 0
1109 Table for one. Will that be gluten or non-gluten? 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
1110 Are you here to purpose the toast to the newlyweds? 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
1111 I don't see a Mr. Of-the-town on our list. Your first name? 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
1112 I've had enough of your half-baked ID ruses. 1.2500 0.17944 12 10 1 1
1113 Your date was smeared with garlic butter and served at table 19. 1.2500 0.17944 12 10 1 1
1114 I'm sorry, but we need to save room for the main course. 1.2500 0.25000 8 7 0 1
1115 Late one more time and you're toast. 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
1116 Jimmy, when I said prepare a toast for the party, I didn't mean this. 1.2500 0.13056 12 9 3 0
1117 I only have a table in the gluten free section. 1.2500 0.13056 12 9 3 0
1118 I'm sorry, sir, but this restaurant is 100% gluten-free. 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
1119 They were supposed to have a toast, however, the fiancé is allergic to gluten. 1.2500 0.07201 52 41 9 2
1120 I see traces of nuts. 1.2500 0.25000 8 7 0 1
1121 Not in THIS town, Sir. 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
1122 Unlike you, I'm unsusceptible to being buttered up. 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
1123 ...It’s 2 hours for a slot. 1.2500 0.17944 12 10 1 1
1124 A table for two please. My wife just went to the Ladies Room to butter her nose 1.2500 0.13056 12 9 3 0
1125 Sorry, every table is filled with greatest things since you. 1.2500 0.13056 12 9 3 0
1126 Sorry, we don't serve your kind here. Too many gluten allergies. 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
1127 Is that a twist tie? 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
1128 I'm sorry. I'm afraid your career is toast! 1.2449 0.06858 49 38 10 1
1129 Sorry sir, we only have a reservation for a Mr. Pasta with that first name. 1.2449 0.06858 49 38 9 1
1130 Unless you'd like to serve yourself, a jacket is required 1.2439 0.07635 41 32 7 1
1131 I'm sorry, but you've already been toasted. 1.2432 0.08133 37 29 7 1
1132 I'm sorry sir, the wedding party insisted on giving only gluten free toasts. I must ask you to leave. 1.2432 0.05349 37 26 8 0
1133 Sorry, we don't serve bread here 1.2414 0.09488 29 22 4 1
1134 Are you sure you want to sit near the electric heater? 1.2414 0.10708 29 23 3 2
1135 I wasn’t aware that toast had the anatomy necessary to aggressively shart themselves. 1.2407 0.07902 54 45 5 4
1136 Get some new material. We’re tired of the same old crumby jokes. 1.2400 0.08718 25 17 6 0
1137 Your entire loaf has to be here for reservation. 1.2400 0.11944 25 20 2 2
1138 fuck, dave, get your ass to table 12 and help the bluehair sop up her crab bisque. and i swear to god if she misses her 5pm showing of Wicked i’m feeding you to the fucken ducks 1.2381 0.09524 21 18 2 1
1139 Toasted or non? 1.2353 0.07384 34 26 8 0
1140 The rest of the loaf should be here any minute 1.2353 0.13638 17 14 2 1
1141 You're asking if we have a gluten-free menu? 1.2333 0.03963 30 25 4 0
1142 Great! I'm in one of those heartburn commercials. 1.2326 0.09316 43 35 2 4
1143 The rest of your load is already in the bar toasted. 1.2308 0.12163 13 10 3 0
1144 That bow-tie makes you look sour, not French. 1.2308 0.12163 13 10 3 0
1145 One step into the dining room and you're toast. 1.2308 0.12163 13 10 3 0
1146 Sorry, we only have slots for two or four. 1.2308 0.16617 13 11 1 1
1147 It's not a matter of dough, sir... 1.2308 0.12163 13 10 3 0
1148 Hmmm, Monsieur Pain Perdu... are you lost, or using Google translate? 1.2308 0.12163 13 10 3 0
1149 No, sir, not even a slice of room. 1.2308 0.12163 13 10 3 0
1150 I’m sorry, we can’t seat you until the whole loaf is here. 1.2308 0.16617 13 11 1 1
1151 Sir, proper attire requires that you wear a jacket, and pants. 1.2308 0.16617 13 11 1 1
1152 I’m sorry sir. It says here that we’ve already had the toast. 1.2308 0.12163 13 10 3 0
1153 I'm sorry, but the whole loaf has to be here before we can seat you. 1.2308 0.16617 13 11 1 1
1154 Would you prefer to be seated toasting or non-toasting? 1.2308 0.12163 13 10 3 0
1155 She did leave a message after you were 30 minutes late. She said, "You're toast." 1.2308 0.12163 13 10 3 0
1156 I can squeeze you in if you take off the feet, the arms and the tie. 1.2308 0.08006 13 11 2 0
1157 I have to warn you, sir, that Oprah is dining with us tonight. 1.2308 0.16617 13 11 1 1
1158 I’m sorry, the Toastmasters meeting isn’t until Tuesday night. 1.2308 0.12163 13 10 3 0
1159 Then why do you call it TOASTmasters? 1.2308 0.12163 13 10 3 0
1160 The bow-tie works, but I'm worried you'll just loaf around 1.2308 0.16617 13 11 1 1
1161 I’m sorry but your name isn’t on the grocery list. 1.2308 0.05900 52 45 5 2
1162 But you said you were excited for the toast. 1.2308 0.12163 13 10 3 0
1163 We can’t seat you until ham and cheese arrive. 1.2308 0.16617 13 11 1 1
1164 Another bowtie! 1.2308 0.16617 13 11 1 1
1165 Sorry, but the Best Man already completed the toast. 1.2308 0.16617 13 11 1 1
1166 If you're here, what did I just serve to the guests? 1.2308 0.16617 13 11 1 1
1167 I don't have a reservation. I just came to make a toast. 1.2308 0.12163 13 10 3 0
1168 The tie's good but we also require pants. 1.2308 0.16617 13 11 1 1
1169 I do apologise sir, but that's not what we meant when we called for a toast. 1.2308 0.12163 13 10 3 0
1170 I can seat you in the lounge. They have butter. 1.2308 0.12163 13 10 3 0
1171 When the other half arrives, we'll make a toast." 1.2308 0.16617 13 11 1 1
1172 I'm sorry. You been officially replaced as "the greatest thing." 1.2308 0.12163 13 10 3 0
1173 No I can't seat you till eggs and bacon arrive. 1.2308 0.16617 13 11 1 1
1174 I'm sorry. We only cater to white bread here. 1.2308 0.12163 13 10 3 0
1175 I'm sorry, you're not getting in here toasted. 1.2308 0.12163 13 10 3 0
1176 ...and in conclusion, I’d just like to say, “You’re toast.” 1.2308 0.16617 13 11 1 1
1177 I may be able to sandwich you in between 8:30 and 9:00. 1.2308 0.12163 13 10 3 0
1178 I'm sorry, but our bread baskets are full for the evening. 1.2308 0.12163 13 10 3 0
1179 No, our butter is chilled. Why do you ask? 1.2308 0.12163 13 10 3 0
1180 We'll let you know if a slot opens up. 1.2308 0.12163 13 10 3 0
1181 Trying to butter me up with rye comments won't get you a table at this restaurant, Mac. No matter how you slice it, you knead a lot of dough, or you're toast. I have no pita on you. Get your buns in gear, and bow out. Now! 1.2308 0.12163 13 10 3 0
1182 I'm sure you are the best thing and I'm sure you have the dough but you still need a jacket to be seated. 1.2308 0.12163 13 9 3 0
1183 Sorry, you're still toast. 1.2308 0.16617 13 11 1 1
1184 Are YOU trying to butter ME up? Well I’m sorry sir, but we’re still completely booked this evening. 1.2308 0.12163 13 10 3 0
1185 We can only seat you once your entire party has arrived. 1.2308 0.16617 13 11 1 1
1186 Table for one, please. Preferably away from the toaster. 1.2308 0.16617 13 11 1 1
1187 Sorry, sir. Gluten Free does not mean you eat for free. 1.2308 0.16617 13 11 1 1
1188 I'm sorry, we're upper-crust only. 1.2308 0.12163 13 10 3 0
1189 Yes sir, I can fit you in on either side of a nice roast beef. 1.2308 0.16617 13 11 1 1
1190 I can sandwich you in at noon. 1.2308 0.12163 13 10 3 0
1191 "You've been banned. The manager hates your rye sense of humor. 1.2286 0.08287 35 28 6 1
1192 Sorry, sir, we stop serving toast at 11 a.m. 1.2258 0.08932 31 22 5 1
1193 I'm sorry, sir, but the sign on the front clearly notes that this is a gluten-free restaurant. 1.2258 0.06064 31 26 3 1
1194 I'm sorry for the wait, our service today is a little a rye. 1.2250 0.05647 40 35 4 1
1195 Aw hell no, I’m not cleaning up all those fucking crumbs. 1.2250 0.02532 40 34 6 0
1196 Repeatedly, cheese demonstrated characteristics of a performance enhancing drug 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1197 And now, the founder of Toastmasters International. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1198 Sorry. No peanut butter and jelly, no service. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1199 No, I’m sorry. Your better half has left. She couldn’t put up with being buttered up one more time. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1200 What do you mean? I thought bread was complimentary” 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1201 I’m afraid we only serve French bread here. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1202 Of course we appreciate you wearing a tie, but a jacket will be required and I'm not sure that any of our loaner's will fit. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1203 Let me see if I can slot you in. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1204 Sam, I'm sorry but the ducks at table 6 asked for you specifically. 1.2222 0.12924 18 14 2 1
1205 You're too late, we already called in the sub. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1206 Sorry, I've even checked Baguette and Panino. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1207 All I have is a panini maker near the kitchen. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1208 I was told you would be bringing your better half. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1209 I'm sorry, sir. We only serve white bread here. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1210 I'm sorry, sir, but we only seat complete loaves. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1211 I don't care if you're the greatest thing since sliced bread, you're not getting in. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1212 I know you need the work, but it’s the National Celiac Disease Association dinner. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1213 Sorry, we are a gluten free restaurant. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1214 I’m afraid you’re not on the list, let me try the menu... 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1215 I'm terrible sorry sir but Mistress Domina no longer has a Toast Master on staff. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1216 But I asked for toast 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1217 Even the Toast of The Town needs to wear pants in this restaurant! 1.2222 0.22222 9 8 0 1
1218 I’m sorry, we only serve toast at breakfast. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1219 You're needed in the kitchen. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1220 But, if I miss this meeting I’m toast. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1221 You're assigned to all tables all the time. No tips. 1.2222 0.22222 9 8 0 1
1222 Sir, we cater to the upper crust here. The rest of you will have to dine elsewhere. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1223 Sorry, our menu is gluten free now. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1224 And now our Toaster Master is ready and let’s butter him up with applause 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1225 What do you think this is, a bread line? 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1226 Is that a clip-on bow tie? 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1227 I’m sorry sir. The bowtie is nice, but I cannot seat you unless you also have a jacket. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1228 Sorry, we don’t serve gluten. 1.2222 0.22222 9 8 0 1
1229 I just can't seat you, no matter how you slice it. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1230 I'm sorry, but the ad does say unlimited. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1231 Hi, welcome to chili’s 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1232 I'm sorry, the cheese stands alone. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1233 Sorry, Sir, we don't have a reservation for Pumpernickel. 1.2222 0.22222 9 8 0 1
1234 You are loafing too much on your job. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1235 We do have a no gluten option, so fuck off. 1.2222 0.22222 9 8 0 1
1236 We’ll be ready to serve you in 3 to 5 minutes 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1237 And the rest of your party? Butter call them. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1238 And here I thought I’d seen it all. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1239 That’s not exactly what I meant when I said “professional toast.” 1.2222 0.08153 27 23 3 1
1240 Mr. Peanut? I'm so sorry. He recently donated all he had. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1241 I'm sorry sir, I just don't have any room for another piece. 1.2222 0.22222 9 8 0 1
1242 I'm sorry, Mr. Timmy's 5th birthday is a "no crust" event. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1243 Sir, I'm sorry I can't seat you until Ms. Jam arrives. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1244 Yes, I do understand your predicament, Mt. Breadlove, but we are a strictly gluten-free establishment . . . 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1245 I am sorry sir. We do not serve raw toast here. 1.2222 0.22222 9 8 0 1
1246 Right this way, sir. I'll show you to your basket. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1247 You're who they sent to make the toast? 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1248 This is a Gluten Free Restaurant Sir 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1249 Mr... Toast... Face... I... I never thought I'd see you again. 1.2222 0.22222 9 8 0 1
1250 Toastify AI replaced Kassim?! Fucking Elon Musk. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1251 So sorry. You're late. And they already offered the toast. 1.2222 0.22222 9 8 0 1
1252 Tie or no tie, we don't admit heels! 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1253 I do apologize, Mr. Crumb, I can see how “black tie only” could be confusing. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1254 Sorry,no carbs allowed! 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1255 Sorry sir, we don't serve food. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1256 No sleeve, no heel, no service. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1257 No shoes, no shirt, no service! 1.2222 0.22222 9 8 0 1
1258 So you’ll be going open faced this evening? 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1259 Sorry,I can't seat you until Mr. Bacon and Mr. Egg arrive. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1260 Sorry, day-old reservations are not honored. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1261 Obviously, we don’t serve white bread. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1262 I’m sorry, the Chiabattas took your place at the table 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1263 Sorry, our restaurant has gone gluten free. 1.2222 0.22222 9 8 0 1
1264 I have a table between Jelly and Peanut Butter. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1265 Your the best thing since......ever 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1266 The Big Cheese is running late - can you step in? 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1267 We would be ever so pleased to sandwich you in." 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1268 I'm sorry Sir, there was a case of mistaken identity. Your date was served to table 6. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1269 I'm sorry - toastmasters is next door 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1270 I’m sorry, Toastmasters is down the hall. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1271 Like the sign says, " no shoes, no shirt, no service". 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1272 I’m so sorry, sir, we only have a few jackets to lend to diners, and none of them will fit you. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1273 don’t you know who I pan? 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1274 I am so sorry... we don't serve you here. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1275 Our next speaker left his wife behind in the Sandwich Islands 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1276 Sorry sir, I’m afraid I don’t see any reservation under the name Pumpernickel. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1277 Is your whole loaf here" 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1278 Are you here for the Toastmasters luncheon meeting? 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1279 No, no- we're supposed to give a toast, not a bread! 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1280 I'm sorry, sir but we only have tables available in the no-carb section. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1281 A slice of Americana in an Italian restaurant? 1.2222 0.22222 9 8 0 1
1282 But I am the Toastmaster! 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1283 I can't believe you lost all your hair in one night. I've been balding for years. 1.2222 0.22222 9 8 0 1
1284 Sir, this restaurant is only for the upper crust. 1.2222 0.22222 9 8 0 1
1285 TOAST-MASTER, SHMOAST-MASTER ... YOU'RE NOT ON THE LIST! 1.2222 0.08078 36 29 6 1
1286 I'm sorry, sir. it's still 2020. 1.2222 0.22222 9 8 0 1
1287 Yes, but we still require a jacket. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1288 In conclusion I would be remiss not to ask whether you prefer the buttering or toasting metaphor!! 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1289 Your pop tart hasn't arrived yet. 1.2222 0.22222 9 8 0 1
1290 Sir, you need to have shoes in order to be seated! 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1291 Sorry Sir, we had you down for breakfast. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1292 The reservation is for one, but there are twelve slices of you. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1293 I'm sorry but this a gluten free restaurant. 1.2222 0.22222 9 8 0 1
1294 But I made a reservation for 12 so I would have an audience for my toast. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1295 No table? But I'm the Toast of the Town! 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1296 But sir, I’m literally the best thing! 1.2222 0.09745 27 21 4 1
1297 Sir, jackets are required. I don’t care how toasty you are. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1298 Sorry, sir. I can't put you at a table without your butter. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1299 I’m sorry, sir, but our clientele includes only gentlemen who are refined, urbane, genteel — AND well-bred. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1300 Sorry we can’t seat you sir until the ham and cheese arrive. 1.2222 0.22222 9 8 0 1
1301 It doesn't matter what side you're buttered on, we're not hiring. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1302 Sorry, Toastmasters is full. 1.2222 0.05789 36 30 4 1
1303 You're saying the toaster ate your homework, again? 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1304 No pants, you're toast. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1305 Mr. Avocado cancelled? 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1306 We will no longer be providing complimentary white bread. 1.2222 0.22222 9 8 0 1
1307 At Keto, I'm afraid you're on the banned list, sir. 1.2222 0.22222 9 8 0 1
1308 Sorry, no reservation, you're toast. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1309 Just don't break down in front of the pigeons. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1310 I said I'd like to have a toast...not TOAST! 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1311 Yes, you had a reservation, but we tossed it while you were loafing about; too stale. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1312 You're OK, but you were never the best thing. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1313 You're still the best thing to me, sir. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1314 I am sorry Sir, we do not allow "Glutens" in this resturaunt. 1.2222 0.22222 9 8 0 1
1315 The Toastmasters’ Dinner was last week. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1316 Our strict gluten-free policy, unfortunately, precedes your reputation." 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1317 I can seat you, but the table is next to the buffet. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1318 Sorry, a jacket is required. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1319 Welcome, Mr. Rusk! 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1320 I'm sorry, sir, but we only admit the upper crust. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1321 “I have nothing under Pumpernickel.” 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1322 Toast of the town"? I'm sorry. We don't show that reservatio 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1323 I'm sorry, sir. All toasters have been reserved. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1324 I'm sorry, we don't want to fill up with bread. 1.2222 0.22222 9 8 0 1
1325 I'm afraid we have a strict 'no crumbs' policy. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1326 Sorry, this restaurant is for white bread only... We don't want to sully ourselves by letting colored bread in. 1.2222 0.22222 9 8 0 1
1327 I was told that if I came, I'd get a lot of baloney. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1328 Sorry sir, this is the celebrity roast. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1329 Sorry. We’re cutting back on the carbs. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1330 Do these shoes make my ankles look fat 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1331 Let me get this straight sir; you asked a waitress to spread peanut butter and jam all over your body? 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1332 We're not being gluten intolerant, our guests are just sensitive to people like you. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1333 I’m sorry, we no longer serve white bread 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1334 I’m sorry, sir, but the Baker’s reservation was only for twelve. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1335 We're not usually so literal here at Toastmasters. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1336 I’m sorry, sir. This is an upper-crust restaurant. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1337 Your wife left, she said she’s tired of “the toaster forgot to pop you out” excuse. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1338 The wedding party is all here, we’re ready for the toast. 1.2222 0.22222 9 8 0 1
1339 Sorry, we only serve baguettes. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1340 I understand it's toasty out, but I can't let you in without clothes 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1341 I'm sure you're a great waiter but your not French and you're not even toasted. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1342 Sir, we are not gluten intolerant, but you are still required to wear a jacket. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1343 You said I was Toast. But you're toast! 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1344 I’m sorry sir, but your date has already been eaten. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1345 I’m sorry Mr Pumpernickel, I can’t except any dough from you. And , I don’t care how you slice it, they’re just no toasters available at this time. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1346 I think you are taking Toastmaster’s International entirely too literal, Sir... 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1347 Oops, my bad. I said propose a toast, not propose to the toast. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1348 But I'm here to make a toast! 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1349 Will that be toasting or non toasting tonight sir? 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1350 I don't want to be toasted. 1.2222 0.22222 9 8 0 1
1351 Sorry, but your other half decided to go open face tonight. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1352 I'm sorry, this event is not just black tie; it's non-gluten. 1.2222 0.22222 9 8 0 1
1353 Steve, I thought we were matching today. I don't care if the sweater made you feel toasty. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1354 Please don't greet the guests with "we are all toast" again. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1355 I'm sorry, sir, but your bow tie does not constitute formal attire. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1356 Any way you slice it, I can't find your reservation. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1357 So your guests weren’t asking for me? 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1358 Mr. Oast, Mr. T Oast, your table is ready. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1359 I told you I didn't want to see you, David. 1.2222 0.07027 36 28 8 0
1360 We can’t seat you until your butter arrives 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1361 I’m sorry, sir, I can’t seat you until avocado shows up. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1362 We only serve French toast, sorry. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1363 I'm sorry, but we only serve gluten-free. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1364 Sorry, Sal...you're stuffing up the room...we're giving the avocado kid a shot... 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1365 Go away! I told you that today, before my speech, I will give you a toast. 1.2222 0.22222 9 8 0 1
1366 I'm sorry, but we can't seat you. Your avocado is smashed. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1367 I’m sorry. All of our baskets are full this evening. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1368 Relax, you’re not toast yet... 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1369 We just filled our last slot. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1370 Only white bread nominees this year. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1371 Unlike you, I can't be buttered up. 1.2222 0.22222 9 8 0 1
1372 But what about my wife and kids? 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1373 Who told you "Professor Milquetoast" was lecturing today? 1.2222 0.05717 18 15 3 0
1374 Two. Both inside here. A quiet corner table would be appreciated. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1375 I’m sorry, Sir, but we’re strictly gluten-free. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1376 ... they didn't hire you because you're not diverse enough? 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1377 ...and as she stormed out, she said to tell you that you can butter yourself tonight and that she didn’t care which side. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1378 But sir we do not have a reservation for a Wonder Bread on our list but we do have a Melba Toast on the menu 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1379 So now your daily bread embarrasses you? 1.2222 0.22222 9 8 0 1
1380 Sorry, someone else has already given the toast. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1381 No offense, but you're not what I was expecting when the gentleman promised me a little bread for a quiet table near the veranda. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1382 Would you like to wait at the bar until the rest of your loaf arrives? 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1383 Sorry sir, but just like I told the salmon, I’ve already got a full plate 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1384 But you still need a jacket. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1385 Isn't wheat a protected category somehow now? 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1386 Toastmasters meets next door. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1387 I'm sorry, the toaster is reserved through May. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1388 You may be the 'toast of the town', but no shoes -- no service. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1389 I only have an outside table under the patio heater. 1.2222 0.22222 9 8 0 1
1390 But I've emulated you as a white-bread professor, down to the bowtie... 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1391 Sorry, we gave your seat to the next best thing." 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1392 You were great in your day, kid, but since then... 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1393 I understand you'll be joining the jam tonight. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1394 Might I assume you're giving the toast? 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1395 I'm sorry, sir. I'm 100% sure we don't have a reservation for a '60% Whole Wheat'. 1.2222 0.22222 9 8 0 1
1396 Toastmasters right? 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1397 Well yes - this is Toastmasters, but ... 1.2222 0.22222 9 8 0 1
1398 'Born and Bread' 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1399 Sorry.We get all of our bread from Zabar's. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1400 You don't appear to have enough dough to dine here. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1401 Bacon, lettuce, and tomato waited 15 minutes and just left. They told me to tell you that you're toast. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1402 I can try to sandwich you between our 7:00 and 7:45 tables Sir. 1.2222 0.11111 27 23 2 2
1403 Sorry, sir, you missed the toast. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1404 Apologies, your date is toast. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1405 I don't care if you're the greatest thing, you can't get a table! 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1406 Sorry, but that silly little tie doesn't make you 'well-bred.' Far as I'm concerned, you're toast.' 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1407 Until I got to know our next speaker, I, too, was gluten intolerant. 1.2222 0.22222 9 8 0 1
1408 Sorry, at Cafe de No Carbs we don't serve your kind. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1409 Yes, we may both be starchy, but I still have no table for one. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1410 I'm sorry, but you're not the kind of toast our guests called for. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1411 I'm sorry. Toastmasters meets on Tuesday nights, not Wednesday nights. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1412 Yes we did. But the baguette is better bred. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1413 I am sorry about your reservation, sir, but you are no longer the greatest thing. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1414 I'm afraid I cannot seat you sir, you see, we are a totally gluten free establishment. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1415 I’m sorry sir, this party is reserved for sandwiches only. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1416 Sooner or later you were bound to pop up. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1417 Messrs Peanut Butter and Jelly are awaiting your arrival. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1418 The Toastmasters meeting was yesterday. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1419 I’m sorry, Mr. Wonder, but glutens like you are no longer welcome here.” 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1420 Sir, our Woke Policy prohibits White Bread. Now, Light Bread. We can talk. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1421 The position of toastmaster is already taken. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1422 Sorry, all of our baskets are full right now. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1423 I'm terribly sorry, Sir, but we only serve dinner rolls. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1424 I am sorry but we can’t seat you until the other slice is here. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1425 Sorry, I can’t seat you but I can place you on tables two, six and ten 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1426 The pre-dinner rolls were served thirty minutes ago! If you're lucky, one of them will order a B.L.T. 1.2222 0.22222 9 8 0 1
1427 Will you be eating by bread alone? 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1428 by the time we can seat you will be toast 1.2222 0.22222 9 8 0 1
1429 If the Fire Marshal knew we were over capacity, I’d be toast. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1430 Apparently your date misunderstood our dilemma of being short of croutons. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1431 If you keep trying to get in, you're toast. 1.2222 0.22222 9 8 0 1
1432 .... First name.... "Milk'? 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1433 There’s no room for you in there. Everyone’s still on a low-carb diet. But we should have plenty of room in a few weeks. 1.2222 0.22222 9 8 0 1
1434 No sir, we're not toasting you. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1435 I could bring you to the table, but usually our servers handle that. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1436 Please let me in, no one will notice. 1.2222 0.22222 9 8 0 1
1437 The tie is very nice, sir, but I'm sorry, a jacket is still required. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1438 I understand you're the greatest thing, but no reservation, no table. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1439 Sorry sir, any way you slice it, you’re toast! 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1440 Sir, yes, I can see you are wearing a black tie. Listen, I’d be willing to make an exception for no jacket. But Lord good man, you’ve got no pants on! 1.2222 0.22222 9 8 0 1
1441 Is your patty here? 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1442 I'm afraid there have been some complaints that you've been acting like a heel. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1443 I'm afraid you're just not Toastmasters material. Why don't you try Dale Carnegie? 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1444 We don’t serve toast. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1445 Will Butter be joining you, this evening, sir? 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
1446 Sir,I'm sorry,but I only see Avocado Toast here tonight... Melba was yesterday. 1.2182 0.06712 55 45 8 2
1447 No shoes. No spread. No service. 1.2143 0.11380 14 10 3 0
1448 I’m sorry sir, I cannot seat you until Mr. PB and Mrs. Jay arrive 1.2143 0.11380 14 11 3 0
1449 I'm sorry, but you're too late for the toast. 1.2143 0.15473 14 12 1 1
1450 Sorry sir, but I can’t sit you until your butter arrives “ 1.2143 0.07897 28 22 6 0
1451 Where are your pants?! 1.2143 0.11380 14 11 3 0
1452 Sorry, but we're moving towards lower carb offerings. 1.2143 0.15473 14 12 1 1
1453 I'm here for the toastmaster auditions 1.2143 0.15473 14 12 1 1
1454 I’m afraid that Table Five ate the rest of your party. 1.2143 0.11380 14 11 3 0
1455 I'm sorry. We don't serve toast here. 1.2143 0.15473 14 12 1 1
1456 If they find out I seated you without a reservation, you're toast. 1.2143 0.15473 14 12 1 1
1457 Sorry sir, the only available seating is in our gluten-free area. 1.2143 0.05427 42 35 5 1
1458 I can request that they put The Great British Baking Show on the television at the bar, but it’s up to the bartender 1.2143 0.09424 28 23 4 1
1459 Sorry. Jackets are required. 1.2143 0.11380 14 11 3 0
1460 I see that you are to be toasted at this dinner! 1.2143 0.11380 14 11 3 0
1461 I'm afraid we won't be able to accommodate you, sir. We're gluten free. 1.2143 0.04223 42 35 6 0
1462 Sorry Sir, they already made a toast. 1.2143 0.11380 14 11 3 0
1463 I’m sorry, but the rest of your party was just devoured by an impatient family of five. 1.2143 0.11380 14 11 3 0
1464 I'm sorry, but this is a black tie AND heels affair. 1.2143 0.11380 14 11 3 0
1465 Listen I know you've been working hard, but we can't keep you on. You're "toast", Jerry. 1.2143 0.05342 70 57 8 1
1466 I'm sorry, sir, but if you are not artisanal and house-made, I'm afraid we don't serve your kind here. 1.2143 0.11380 14 11 3 0
1467 You're the greatest thing since … well, I don't know what. 1.2143 0.11380 14 11 3 0
1468 Are we dining tonight without our butter half 1.2143 0.05992 28 23 5 0
1469 Toaster convention stage fright! 1.2143 0.11380 14 11 3 0
1470 We only serve rolls. 1.2143 0.07897 28 22 6 0
1471 Why yes, we offer a wide variety of gluten-free options. 1.2128 0.06034 47 40 4 2
1472 Sorry, we don’t serve carbs here. 1.2121 0.08436 33 27 5 1
1473 Sorry but no outside food allowed. 1.2105 0.14467 19 17 0 2
1474 Buttering me up won't improve your table my friend. 1.2105 0.12281 19 16 2 1
1475 I’m afraid we need the rest of your party here before we can seat you, sir. 1.2105 0.06702 38 31 5 1
1476 I'm afraid you are somewhat early; the toast is not until midnight. 1.2083 0.10389 24 20 3 1
1477 Sorry sir, we already filled up on bread. 1.2083 0.10389 24 20 3 1
1478 It seems your reservations were cancelled, Mr. Paleo 1.2083 0.08468 24 18 5 0
1479 For the last time, you can’t use the toaster! 1.2045 0.04086 44 36 7 0
1480 This is a roast tomorrow is the toast 1.2045 0.06958 44 36 7 1
1481 Let's toast our bride and groom and hope their future is all peanut butter and jelly. 1.2029 0.03906 69 57 12 0
1482 Pizza Rat?? Coffee Rat?? Wait till they get a load of me! 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1483 Great, now they all want scarves. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1484 Even if we had a “greatest thing” table, you’re not it. 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
1485 I am sorry, sir, but this is a gluten-free restaurant. 1.2000 0.20000 10 9 0 1
1486 I'm sorry if I offended you by asking if you knew what side of your bread is buttered on. 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
1487 I’m sorry I can’t let you in, Gus. The boss says you’re toast. 1.2000 0.20000 10 9 0 1
1488 Nice try sir, but we are in California, gluten is never invited 1.2000 0.20000 10 9 0 1
1489 But.... I'm the toast of the town. 1.2000 0.20000 10 9 0 1
1490 We can’t seat you until your whole loaf is present. 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
1491 False alarm. They want a Champagne toast. 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
1492 I won’t take it personal but they want to substitute me for English muffins or a bagel! Sebouh kandilian Lexington ma 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
1493 'Sorry we don't serve carbs' 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
1494 Sorry. The only table we have left is next to the toaster. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1495 I know the guy who stood you up and he's a real heel. 1.2000 0.20000 10 9 0 1
1496 I’m sorry, sir, we have no tables available-- would you like to wait in a nice basket? 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
1497 This is a GMO-free establishment, sir. 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
1498 I don't care how great you are, you still need a reservation. 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
1499 I'm sorry sir, but a jacket is required. 1.2000 0.06860 35 30 4 1
1500 ``I'm sorry, but this restaurant is gluten free." 1.2000 0.14475 15 12 1 1
1501 You going to have to wait until the rest of the loaf arrives. 1.2000 0.20000 10 9 0 1
1502 Please, just leave me alone. 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
1503 I'm sorry sir, we only serve whole wheat. 1.2000 0.20000 10 9 0 1
1504 Sir, your cheeks are out. This is a fine dining establishment. 1.2000 0.20000 10 9 0 1
1505 Sir, this is a gluten free restaurant. 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
1506 I'm sorry - when you called and asked if loafers were okay I guess I misunderstood. 1.2000 0.08841 30 25 4 1
1507 I’m sorry but the dress code for tonight is peanut butter. 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
1508 Sorry but Miss Butter already spread. 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
1509 And who will you be toasting tonight? 1.2000 0.20000 10 9 0 1
1510 I'm sorry sir, unaccompanied gentleman must be buttered. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1511 Toastmasters is across the street 1.2000 0.14475 15 13 1 1
1512 I propose a toast! Wait, that's what I am already. 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
1513 Sorry, I'm afraid buttering ME up won't work. 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
1514 I’m sorry sir. We gave the last table to the marble rye. 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
1515 Unfortunately, all the bread in the world could not get you a reservation at our restaurant 1.2000 0.20000 10 9 0 1
1516 I'm so sorry, without a jacket .... you're toast. 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
1517 I'm sorry, but it looks like a clip-on to me 1.2000 0.07428 30 23 6 0
1518 I am sorry sir, but even the “ Greatest Thing” requires a reservation. 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
1519 I’m sorry, it’s a gluten free restaurant 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1520 A toaster for 1? 1.2000 0.14475 15 13 1 1
1521 Pardon, monsieur, but we only serve croissants here. 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
1522 Yes, and the last name, Melba? 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
1523 I'm sorry, but the appetizers arrived late and now we're all filled up on bread. 1.2000 0.09177 20 19 1 0
1524 Sorry, this is a gluten free establishment. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1525 table six is waiting for you, and look excited to be there! 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
1526 The only table left is next to the toaster. 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
1527 No, you want the French Toastmasters down the hall. 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
1528 Introducing your 2020 Democratic presidential nominee, Senator Old White Bread 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
1529 I'm sorry but we can't seat you until your entire sandwich is here. 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
1530 You must be the " food critic in disguise reservation" at 6pm. 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
1531 You’re late. You’re needed on table 7. 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
1532 I'm afraid you missed the toast. 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
1533 The only time my bread gets dressed up is when I’m about to eat him 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
1534 I’m sorry. We don’t serve slices at dinner. 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
1535 Take it from me: with that bow tie, you will never be the toast of the town. 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
1536 She left with a tortilla just a minute ago. 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
1537 I told you not to visit me at work! No one will understand! 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
1538 I'm sorry, the host position has been filled; but St. Patrick's might have something for you next Sunday. 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
1539 Your dinner was gluten free, not free for gluten. 1.2000 0.20000 10 9 0 1
1540 Oh god! My yeast infection has returned! 1.2000 0.20000 10 9 0 1
1541 I hate to tell you this, but Mr. Peanut butter and Ms. Jelly just left together. 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
1542 Be kind to war veterans. Flashbacks can happen anywhere, anytime. 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
1543 Butter is already here. 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
1544 Sorry sir, but you look too cheesy to be admitted to our fine restaurant! 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
1545 You are early. The Toast comes after the speeches. 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
1546 I'm so sorry Mr. Wheatly, but we are totally gluten-free. 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
1547 I'm sorry Mr. Wonder! The best thing since you took the last table. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1548 We have “gluten-free” food, yes, but it’s not free food for gluten. 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
1549 I'm sorry, we can't "sandwich" you in. 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
1550 Haven’t you heard? Something better came along. 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
1551 Sorry Sir but no carbs allowed. 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
1552 I 'll have a gluten-free table in 10 minutes. 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
1553 But we can offer you the day-old table near the bar. 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
1554 Sorry, All our loafs are full. 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
1555 Sorry, sir, but we must separate the wheat from the chaff. 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
1556 Look, dinner is just about to start and we're already pretty full. 1.2000 0.20000 10 9 0 1
1557 Sorry - we're a gluten-free restaurant. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1558 Sorry Sir, your toaster isn't quite ready. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1559 PBJ.party of three. 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
1560 I'm sorry, I have a reservation under Toast, but nothing for Bread. 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
1561 I am sorry sir, we do not have seating for sixteen slices. 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
1562 I wouldn't go in. The comedy is quite stale. 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
1563 I’m sorry to let you go, Paul, but you did not prove that you could rise to the occasion. 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
1564 You’re late, we already put out the bread baskets. 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
1565 I'm sorry Sir. Gentlemen are required to wear jelly in the dining room. 1.2000 0.20000 10 9 0 1
1566 I don’t care how well dressed you are, we are gluten-free 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1567 Guess she only wanted your dough. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1568 ... Toastmasters gig. 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
1569 Sir, this is a members only club, and you are clearly not Mr. Squarepants. 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
1570 No, I don’t want a toasty little spot. You’re just trying to butter me up. 1.2000 0.14475 15 13 1 1
1571 Sorry - that position has been filled. We hired the best thing that’s come along since you. 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
1572 I’m sorry sir, we can’t seat you until your whole loaf arrives. 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
1573 Dress up all you want, but only the upper crust is welcome. 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
1574 Sir, you just aren’t upper crust enough for this event. 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
1575 Even if you are the toast of the town, you still need a reservation 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
1576 I'm sorry sir, but the reservation was under Mr. Peanut's name. My condolences. 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
1577 Thank you sir for this old-fashioned, almost stale, toast! 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
1578 I am terribly sorry sir, but we've been gluten free for nearly a year now. 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
1579 If you want a table now, show me some dough. 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
1580 Daily you, my friend. Slice alone, or two? 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
1581 I’m sorry sir, we don’t serve your kind here. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1582 I’m sorry. We only have slots available for two slices of toast or four slices of toast. 1.2000 0.20000 10 9 0 1
1583 I understand that your delay was unavoidable, sir, but unfortunately we are now all jammed up in there. 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
1584 ...No shirt. No Shoes. And NO GLUTEN!!! 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
1585 How do you wish to be seated? Butter side up or down? 1.2000 0.20000 10 9 0 1
1586 And then she told me she was leaving me for a pop-tart. 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
1587 Don't try to butter up to me sir! 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
1588 Sorry, sir-- we can't seat you until your entire loaf is here. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1589 We're very full tonight, but I'll see if I can sandwich you in. 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
1590 There is already bread at every table 1.2000 0.20000 10 9 0 1
1591 I am terribly sorry, sir, but we are a gluten-free restaurant. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1592 I regret sir that you interpreted my remarks to suggest you were not well bread. 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
1593 Are you mocking me? 1.2000 0.20000 10 9 0 1
1594 We're full now, but something might pop up. 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
1595 Thanks for waiting, we can serve you now. 1.2000 0.20000 10 9 0 1
1596 You're late. The rest of the loaf is already in the kitchen. 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
1597 Sorry, you’ll have to wait in the bread line 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
1598 You’re late. They celebrated the New Year without you. 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
1599 You may be the greatest thing but we still require a jacket. 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
1600 I'm afraid we aren't accepting applications at this time. Perhaps try the deli down the street? 1.2000 0.08982 35 30 3 2
1601 I'm sorry, but we don't serve food. 1.2000 0.20000 10 9 0 1
1602 Your reservation is toast. 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
1603 I'm sorry. Even the toast-of-the-town needs a reservation. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1604 Nice try with the bowtie. You'll be seated when you get some pants, a collared shirt and a jacket. 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
1605 That's not true, sir. Je Déteste le Gluten will not give you a table because you're not wearing pants. 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
1606 Sorry sir but you're no longer welcomed in this establishment. You're toast! 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
1607 Let's see, tie - check, gluten free - check, pre-sliced - check, trousers - no. You still can't come in. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1608 This is a gluten-free restaurant. We're going to have to ask you to leave. 1.2000 0.20000 10 9 0 1
1609 Tell Jeffrey we’ll have a fine toast tonight. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1610 You're late again, but check with the kitchen to see if they need you tonight. 1.2000 0.20000 10 9 0 1
1611 I'm sorry Sir, but we're a gluten free restaurant now. 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
1612 And that will be a party of..... how many slices did you say sir? 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
1613 I'm sorry, sir, but we are a strictly non-gluten establishment - Carl Yaffe, Rockville, Maryland 1.2000 0.20000 10 9 0 1
1614 This is a gluten-free restaurant. 1.2000 0.10690 15 12 3 0
1615 I'm sorry, your regular table has gone to the best thing since you. 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
1616 Nice try, sir. Bur I'm still going to have to insist on the pants. 1.2000 0.20000 10 9 0 1
1617 I don’t see a reservation for Zwieback. Are you certain it’s not under a different name? 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
1618 Would you like a table with a duck pond view? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1619 Greeting CPAC members! Our keynote speaker this year is a generic whitebread Republican congressional candidate from the Philadelphia suburbs whose name escapes me at the moment-- 1.2000 0.20000 10 9 0 1
1620 Do you even know what pansexual means? 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
1621 I'm sorry. The bride was very clear - no toasts. 1.2000 0.20000 10 9 0 1
1622 Can you use the word in a sentence, please?" "Of course. The word is TOAST, as in: This morning I had my toast with butter and jelly. 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
1623 Not sure who you spoke with, but we don't actually take open-faced reservations. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1624 The table reservation is for two — Peanut and Jelly. Seating for one is available at the bar, Mr. Pea Nut Jelly. 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
1625 Your toasted , your late! You know which side your bread is buttered on! 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
1626 Sorry, you're toast if you do not have a reservation. 1.2000 0.20000 10 9 0 1
1627 I'm so sorry,but this restaurant is gluten-free. 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
1628 I'm sorry Jerry... i fucked your wife. 1.2000 0.20000 10 9 0 1
1629 I know you're trying your best, but you drop another tray and you're going to be toast. 1.2000 0.20000 10 9 0 1
1630 This is a Chinese restaurant. We never serve the likes of you. 1.2000 0.20000 10 9 0 1
1631 You’ve been replaced by a Hostess. 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
1632 Yes, she was here, but I saw her leave with a kaiser roll. 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
1633 We stopped serving bread last week. 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
1634 Sorry but Table 6 definitely did order dinner rolls 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1635 Yes, I do now see you've returned wearing a tie, and yes it is a very nice tie, but I'm still not seeing a jacket. 1.2000 0.20000 10 9 0 1
1636 We can seat you now on any table 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
1637 You said any seat’s fine, except the one nearest the toaster. 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
1638 Our next speaker used to be the best thing. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1639 I'm sorry about your date. She's toast. 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
1640 Your entire loaf needs to be here before I can seat you. 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
1641 It's a 30 minute wait for the griddle, but the toaster is available now 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
1642 I am sorry, Sir, but tonight's dress code is >slightly burnt<" 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
1643 I get that you're The Toast of The Town, but unfortunately I cannot seat you without a reservation. 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
1644 I’m sorry sir, we are a gluten free establishment now. 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
1645 You didn't make the cut, sir. 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
1646 I must be pretty toasted. 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
1647 P.B.J., party of three, we cannot seat you until your party is complete. 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
1648 Sorry, but "The "Greatest Things" convention is in town. 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
1649 Henceforth, our dinner meetings will be gender-neutral, smoke and gluten-free 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
1650 Sorry, we don't serve bread anymore unless people ask for it. 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
1651 Yes, we serve bread for free, but we don't serve bread for free... 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1652 I'm sorry sir, we don't have a slot available for you. 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
1653 Humm, Sorry we have a reservation for a Mr. WholeGrain, but not for a Mr. White. 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
1654 I don't care if you have a reservation. This is strictly a no carb restaurant. Guess you're in a jam... 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
1655 Sandwiches are only admitted between noon and two o’clock, Sir. Please call to reserve your tray. 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
1656 Will Wonderbread Woman be joining you tonight? 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
1657 I'm sorry, but I can't get you in. You're no longer the standard by which we measure celebrity. 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
1658 You dress up, White Bread, but we're still not serving you here. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1659 I said you've just got five minutes or you're toast! 1.2000 0.08841 30 23 4 1
1660 Impressive sure, but we were really hoping to see a juggler. 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
1661 Yes, your date was here but she said "if he's not a heel, I'm not interested. 1.2000 0.20000 10 9 0 1
1662 Sorry sir tonight is the dinner for the cast of Breaking Bad not Breaking Bread. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1663 Yes, I realize you're the toast of the town but we're full. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1664 Well yes I am, but it does not mean what you think it means. 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
1665 Once again, Mr. White Bread wins the Best Toast of the Year Award. 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
1666 Sorry but we have no bread service here. 1.2000 0.20000 10 9 0 1
1667 I understand you're the greatest thing since the 'greatest thing' idiom, but I still can't get you a table sir. 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
1668 I'm sorry sir, the guest policy clearly states black tie and TOASTED, only. 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
1669 So did you reserve a table for pumpernickel or rye? 1.2000 0.20000 10 9 0 1
1670 No sir, I said are you the host. 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
1671 I am sorry but our dress code is gluten free. 1.2000 0.20000 10 9 0 1
1672 Uhh this is a stale and older establishment, bud. 1.2000 0.20000 10 9 0 1
1673 Even the hamburger bun bailed... 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
1674 You're late......you're toast!...... 1.2000 0.08165 40 34 3 2
1675 I've got one in the toaster 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
1676 I don't care if you're French, you're not on the list 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
1677 I’m sorry but the Bagel party got the last one I have. No jacket, no service. 1.2000 0.20000 10 9 0 1
1678 You're toast, man! 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
1679 Sorry, your table cancelled. We won't be needing you tonight. 1.2000 0.10690 15 12 3 0
1680 My apologies. We don’t serve breakfast. 1.2000 0.10000 25 21 2 1
1681 I'm afraid we strictly gluten free. 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
1682 How do you mean, if I don’t let you in you’re toast? 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
1683 Are you here for lunch or to be lunch? 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
1684 It takes more than a bow tie to make you upper crust, you know. 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
1685 Your tie looks fine, but you've got far too much starch in your shirt. 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
1686 I'm sorry sir, we don't seat incomplete parties. When the rest of your sandwich arrives we'll be happy to accommodate you. 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
1687 I can sit you outside under the patio heaters if you don't mind getting a little toasted 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
1688 Are you hear to make the wedding reception toast? 1.2000 0.20000 10 9 0 1
1689 I’m sorry, we don’t recognize a crust as a jacket. 1.2000 0.20000 10 9 0 1
1690 Quit loafing around and get to work! 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
1691 I’m sorry, but all manna must wear jackets in the restaurant. 1.2000 0.20000 10 9 0 1
1692 Oh... I'm afraid the gentleman who made the reservation didn't specify it'd be a baker's dozen. 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
1693 I’m sorry sir, our dress code is no shirt, no shoes, no gluten. 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
1694 I'm sorry sir, the only table we have available is in the gluten free area. 1.2000 0.10690 15 12 3 0
1695 I’m afraid we’re upper crust. 1.2000 0.10690 15 12 3 0
1696 “Sorry, sir, our breadbaskets are full.” 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
1697 I apologize, sir, but our dress code is in place to keep seedy clientele out of this establishment. 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
1698 I'll seat you when the avocado arrives. 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
1699 Yes , a table if you promise not to get toasted. 1.2000 0.20000 10 9 0 1
1700 Sorry, sir. No carbs after 5pm. 1.2000 0.20000 10 9 0 1
1701 I’m afraid we won’t be able to seat you this evening! 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
1702 Dining room, patio, or basket? 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
1703 No dinner jacket..You’re toast.... 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
1704 I’m sure you are ‘the greatest thing’ but I still have no tables available. 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
1705 I’m sorry. But this isn’t the bread line. 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
1706 A delicious crust is not a jacket, sir. 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
1707 Some people are just... intolerant. 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
1708 His jokes are stale, but he still tastes good if toasted. 1.2000 0.08165 25 19 5 0
1709 Calm down, I'm not making THAT kind of toast. 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
1710 Not until the rest of your loaf arrives, I’m sorry. 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
1711 I'm sorry, but this dining room is gluten-free. 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
1712 Yes, I realize you’re Whole Wheat, but even ‘regular’ customers require reservations. 1.2000 0.20000 10 9 0 1
1713 I'm afraid we don't allow loafers in here. 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
1714 Why are you naked? 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1715 STOP I’m on keto 1.2000 0.20000 10 9 0 1
1716 Oh, my. I thought you were toast. 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
1717 You may be the toast of a town, but you are not the toast of this town. 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
1718 Yes, but I'm afraid you're not upper crust. 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
1719 All I have is one in the non-gluten section. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1720 Perfect. You are just in time for the toast. 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
1721 I don't see a Pumpernickel...party of 20. 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
1722 Epstein didn't kill himself. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
1723 We’re gluten-friendly, but you still need a reservation. 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
1724 Sorry, but the meal here is gluten free 1.1944 0.03607 36 31 5 0
1725 I'm sorry sir, but we stop serving breakfast at 11:00 am. 1.1944 0.08746 36 30 2 2
1726 It was at that moment that Phil realized he was “the bread” of the restaurant. 1.1935 0.07213 31 27 3 1
1727 And will the Parkers be dining with you also this evening , Mr. Brioche? 1.1935 0.05525 31 26 5 0
1728 By yourself, you’re toast. 1.1935 0.08575 31 26 4 1
1729 I’m sorry sir, but we don’t have a gluten free menu. 1.1935 0.07213 31 25 6 0
1730 You know you need to dress up for the Toastmaster final presentation. 1.1923 0.03922 26 23 2 0
1731 Sorry Mr. French. Without maple, eggs and milk, you're toast. 1.1923 0.05600 26 24 1 1
1732 You forgot to bring butter!?? 1.1905 0.04880 21 19 2 0
1733 I'm am sorry but we don't serve white bread. 1.1905 0.08781 21 17 4 0
1734 Could it be under a different name? 1.1875 0.13598 16 14 1 1
1735 what do you mean I can't afford to eat here....Ive got tuns of bread 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
1736 We have our standards here. Don’t try to butter up to me. 1.1875 0.10078 16 13 3 0
1737 " I'm sorry sir, but we stop serving sandwiches in our main room after 5:00 PM. Would you like to see our Bar Menu? 1.1852 0.09302 27 23 3 1
1738 I'm sorry, sir, but we are now entirely gluten-free. 1.1852 0.05436 27 22 4 0
1739 Can U please be seated? I'm tired of loafing around! 1.1852 0.07618 27 24 2 1
1740 Sorry Sir, Ms Peanut Butter called, she is not coming. 1.1842 0.09126 38 34 1 3
1741 I am sorry Sliced, but we gave your table to the Iphone. He is now the best. 1.1833 0.05570 60 52 6 2
1742 I'm sorry sir, but they've already had a toast. 1.1818 0.18182 11 10 0 1
1743 I'm afraid we are ciabatta only, sir. 1.1818 0.12197 11 9 2 0
1744 When I said that we needed the sales team to dress up and make more bread, not dress up the bread. 1.1818 0.12197 11 9 2 0
1745 Pumpernickel told me you have been pocketing your cash tips. You can’t do that with your dough.” Bo Hirsch, Los Angeles, Calif. 1.1818 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1746 I'm sorry I can't seat you. We're a gluten-free restaurant. Edward Neufeld 1.1818 0.12197 11 9 2 0
1747 I have tried to be a winner on The New Yorker's week's cartoon for 1001 years. Do you know why I am not successful? 1.1818 0.18182 11 10 0 1
1748 We are hiring, but this place breaks guys like you. 1.1818 0.12197 11 9 2 0
1749 As a matter of fact, I can think of several items that are the greatest thing since you. 1.1818 0.10683 22 19 2 1
1750 I'm sorry, this is a gluten-free establishment. 1.1818 0.12197 11 9 2 0
1751 We stopped seating breakfast at 11... 1.1818 0.12197 11 9 2 0
1752 Sir, we’re spread a bit thin tonight, are we not? 1.1818 0.12197 11 9 2 0
1753 Sorry, you are not in menu today. 1.1818 0.12197 11 9 2 0
1754 I will escort you to your plate shortly, sir. 1.1818 0.12197 11 9 2 0
1755 I don't care if you are Wonder Bread, you still need a reservation. 1.1818 0.08417 22 18 4 0
1756 butter now than never? am i right? 1.1818 0.12197 11 9 2 0
1757 Would you prefer your usual PB&J or perhaps something more daring like ham'n swiss. 1.1818 0.12197 11 9 2 0
1758 I’m sorry, Dr. Sliced Bread. I can no longer seat you without a reservation here at The Greatest Thing restaurant. 1.1818 0.12197 11 9 2 0
1759 Sir, gluten-free doesn't mean that gluten eats for free. 1.1818 0.18182 11 10 0 1
1760 Sorry sir, we don’t serve breakfast until 7:00a.m. 1.1818 0.18182 11 10 0 1
1761 Sorry, sir, we don't allow basket cases. 1.1818 0.12197 11 9 2 0
1762 No, this is a roast. Your party is in conference room B. 1.1818 0.12197 11 9 2 0
1763 I'm afraid we don't serve sliced bread here. 1.1818 0.12197 11 9 2 0
1764 There's one for Crusty the Clown. 1.1818 0.18182 11 10 0 1
1765 We only allow white bread in this establishment. 1.1818 0.12197 11 9 2 0
1766 Sorry, we don't have a table, even for "the toast of the town." 1.1818 0.12197 11 9 2 0
1767 So sorry, but you'll knead a reservation. 1.1818 0.18182 11 10 0 1
1768 I'm terribly sorry, sir, but we do not serve gluten here. 1.1818 0.12197 11 9 2 0
1769 And here he is, ladies and gentlemen. The toast of the town. 1.1818 0.18182 11 10 0 1
1770 Sorry -- no pants, no shoes, no service! 1.1818 0.12197 11 9 2 0
1771 Isn't this the meeting place for Toastmasters? 1.1818 0.12197 11 9 2 0
1772 Nice tie. Do you want white, wheat or rye seating. 1.1818 0.12197 11 9 2 0
1773 Sorry peanut butter and jelly couldn't make it. Table for one, then. 1.1818 0.12197 11 9 2 0
1774 No, this has never been a pop-up restaurant. 1.1818 0.12197 11 9 2 0
1775 Sorry, sir. No gluten. 1.1818 0.18182 11 10 0 1
1776 Your early, the eggs are not here yet. Would you like some butter while you wait? 1.1818 0.12197 11 9 2 0
1777 This position isn’t for you. We’re strictly farm-to-table, whole grain. 1.1818 0.12197 11 9 2 0
1778 Doesn't matter you are a vegan sandwich. No entry without accompanying cheese. 1.1818 0.12197 11 9 2 0
1779 She wants to meet for breakfast ... 1.1818 0.18182 11 10 0 1
1780 I don't know where your parents are, but we were short on bread pudding this evening. 1.1818 0.18182 11 10 0 1
1781 Please welcome COUNT ZWEIBACK, the toast of Vienna 1.1818 0.18182 11 10 0 1
1782 Sorry, I have a 'Signore Pane' but I don't see a 'Monsieur le Pain' 1.1818 0.12197 11 9 2 0
1783 You can’t miss her, she’s a slice of rye. 1.1818 0.12197 11 9 2 0
1784 Your tie is crooked. 1.1818 0.12197 11 9 2 0
1785 As I mentioned previously, with the recent earnings figures, our employees are toast. Rebecca Hawkins 1.1818 0.12197 11 9 2 0
1786 And here's to the bride and groom! 1.1818 0.18182 11 10 0 1
1787 We serve bread here, but we don't serve bread here 1.1818 0.12197 11 9 2 0
1788 One piece of advice: if you get nervous up here, visualize everyone in the audience as naked slices of toast. 1.1818 0.12197 11 9 2 0
1789 Would you like to absorb a cocktail while you wait? 1.1818 0.12197 11 9 2 0
1790 Sure, I will have a seat at the bar, I'm only here to get toasted! 1.1818 0.18182 11 10 0 1
1791 Carl, what did I tell you about showing up to work toasted? 1.1818 0.12197 11 9 2 0
1792 I don’t see your name on the list, how did you say you know the muffin man? 1.1818 0.18182 11 10 0 1
1793 Please, when my wife finds out I didn’t make a reservation I’m toast. 1.1818 0.12197 11 9 2 0
1794 Who's the toastmaster here? 1.1818 0.12197 11 9 2 0
1795 Sorry, sir, we only have toasters for two. 1.1818 0.12197 11 9 2 0
1796 I’m sorry but we can’t seat you until the rest of your loaf arrives. 1.1818 0.12197 11 9 2 0
1797 Your party hasn't been seated. They're still at the bar, most of them toasted. 1.1818 0.12197 11 9 2 0
1798 Nice necktie! but we only seat fully clothed gentlemen. 1.1818 0.12197 11 9 2 0
1799 I'm sorry, sir. Your reservation is toast. 1.1818 0.12197 11 9 2 0
1800 Sir, I won’t be able to seat you until Ms. Jam and Mr. Butter arrive. 1.1818 0.12197 11 9 2 0
1801 Your wife and girlfriend had a fight. There are crumbs everywhere. 1.1818 0.12197 11 9 2 0
1802 No, glutens pay. 1.1818 0.12197 11 9 2 0
1803 Hurry up and hide in the basket on table 47. 1.1818 0.12197 11 9 2 0
1804 When I said you were toast, I meant you're fired! 1.1818 0.12197 11 9 2 0
1805 Sir, umm we only allow toast. 1.1818 0.08417 22 18 4 0
1806 I'm sorry, I cannot touch the thermostat. 1.1818 0.12197 11 9 2 0
1807 You're late, the toast has already begun! 1.1818 0.08417 22 18 4 0
1808 Our next speaker claims it's better to be rough around the edges than to go with the grain 1.1818 0.12197 11 9 2 0
1809 Sorry, sir. All the places in the toaster are unavailable now. 1.1818 0.12197 11 9 2 0
1810 It is so ordered... Raymond has been impeached as the President of Toastmasters. 1.1818 0.18182 11 10 0 1
1811 Sorry, whole wheat has gotta go in through the other door 1.1818 0.18182 11 10 0 1
1812 I'm sorry, but we only serve whole-grain. 1.1818 0.12197 11 9 2 0
1813 I'm sorry but we don't serve breakfast in this establishment. 1.1818 0.12197 11 9 2 0
1814 Unfortunately, we cannot seat your party until the meat, cheese, and second slice of bread arrive." 1.1818 0.12197 11 9 2 0
1815 I’m sorry. The waitresses do not appreciate your rye humour. 1.1818 0.12197 11 9 2 0
1816 I’m sorry, if you’re not at the table, then you’re on the menu. 1.1818 0.12197 11 9 2 0
1817 Let me guess. You are with those loafers at the bar. 1.1818 0.12197 11 9 2 0
1818 I'm sorry sir, it's not that kind of Toastmasters meeting. 1.1818 0.12197 11 9 2 0
1819 We gave your table to the peanut butter and jelly. 1.1818 0.10683 22 19 1 1
1820 Gluten free" refers to the cuisine. You'll still have to pay for dinner. 1.1818 0.12197 11 9 2 0
1821 Well, we could lend you a jacket, but you'd still be missing pants." 1.1818 0.18182 11 10 0 1
1822 Sorry sir, the kid asked for the bread without the crust 1.1818 0.12197 11 9 2 0
1823 If you're toasted, head to the bar, sir 1.1818 0.12197 11 9 2 0
1824 And now, accepting the award for best actress in a dramatic role, is her breakfast. 1.1818 0.12197 11 9 2 0
1825 Listen, I sympathize, but you have to bring bread to the tables, it's part of the job. 1.1818 0.12197 11 9 2 0
1826 I'm sorry, but this restaurant only serves gluten free options. -Dustin Jacobs, Los Angeles, CA 1.1818 0.06818 33 26 6 0
1827 I'm awfully sorry, Sir, but I cannot let you in without wearing a Bio label. 1.1818 0.18182 11 10 0 1
1828 I am sorry, sir, but I cannot seat you until the rest of your loaf has arrived. 1.1818 0.12197 11 9 2 0
1829 Where’s water? 1.1818 0.12197 11 9 2 0
1830 I know you wouldn’t be here today without the others, but unfortunately, they’re toast. 1.1818 0.12197 11 9 2 0
1831 I'm afraid they found your toast too wry. 1.1800 0.05488 50 40 9 0
1832 Gluten free area? 1.1800 0.04686 50 42 8 0
1833 I know formal attire is required but I was out of avocado 1.1795 0.05026 39 34 5 0
1834 Sorry, I don't see you on the grocery list. 1.1786 0.05279 28 24 4 0
1835 You know the drill. No shirt. No shoes. No service. 1.1786 0.05279 28 24 4 0
1836 She called him the best thing since you. I'm sorry you had to hear it from me. 1.1786 0.08988 28 24 3 1
1837 I brought my own food for the black tie event. 1.1786 0.08988 28 24 3 1
1838 Sorry, we're already full. 1.1778 0.04808 45 40 4 1
1839 I’m sorry. Even though you want to be the “toast of the town “, we’re not letting you in the kitchen. 1.1765 0.02985 34 30 3 0
1840 You’re late. You were supposed to arrive before the starter. 1.1765 0.08927 34 29 2 2
1841 Sorry, but only upper crust are welcome here. 1.1765 0.06063 17 15 2 0
1842 Sorry, you’re gonna need a Miracle. 1.1765 0.08927 34 30 2 2
1843 I'm sorry pal,you gotta wear pants in here. 1.1750 0.06084 40 35 4 1
1844 I’m sorry, sir. You misunderstood the notion of us catering strictly to upper crust clientele.” 1.1739 0.08081 23 19 4 0
1845 Sorry, we're low carb. We don't serve your kind here. 1.1739 0.04718 46 38 7 0
1846 Sir, bread is not smart and bow-tie is not casual. 1.1739 0.03550 46 40 6 0
1847 Yes sir, I understand, you do have a tie, but...well, it's the poppy seeds. 1.1739 0.10239 23 19 2 1
1848 Your tie is good, but if you show up in no pants, no shirt and no shave, the audience will eat you alive! 1.1724 0.07139 29 24 5 0
1849 Something better came along. 1.1724 0.08694 29 25 3 1
1850 Lets ignore this as an outlier and move on 1.1667 0.09829 24 21 2 1
1851 Go away! 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1852 Table for one? I’m so sorry to hear about Melba. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1853 And now, an inspiring story from someone who made the journey from amber waves to your plate. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1854 No shirt, no service 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1855 We can seat you in the gluten free section but there's a dress code and you'll have to lose the bow-tie: too reminiscent of wheat based pasta. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1856 My word! I didn't realize it was that kind of Toastmasters event. 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
1857 Sorry, no toasting for you, even if you're ready. 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
1858 George E. Jessel, you are not. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1859 I don't think I'm cut out for this 1.1667 0.11237 12 9 2 0
1860 ...and - which is more - you'll be a man, my bun! 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1861 I'm sorry sir,but the Bowtie Club is gluten free. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1862 I 'm sorry, the invitation said "Roast". 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
1863 Our wait time for a table of one is somewhere between notch 3 and notch 5. 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
1864 I’m sorry but we are now gluten-free. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1865 I’m sorry, sir, but we just gave our last table to the best thing since sliced bread. 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
1866 Okay, so here's how it's going to go. Forty-seven people will write captions that are some variant on the most obvious choice, and one of them -- perhaps at random -- will be chosen the "winner." I'm sorry, I wish I had better news. 1.1667 0.16667 12 11 0 1
1867 Sorry, we can only serve you during breakfast. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1868 Sorry.....We don’t admit barefoot patrons 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1869 Unfortunately, we must insist on a dress code of Kaiser Roll or higher. 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
1870 Are you here for Mr. Thomas' farewell party? 1.1667 0.16667 12 11 0 1
1871 Oh man, I'm Toast 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
1872 I only have a "Mr. Bagel" for 6 o'clock. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1873 Sir, are you trying to butter me up? 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1874 Giant mutated piece of bread or not, the dress code clearly states that pants must be worn at all times. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1875 "If you want to be served, we have seating currently available in the toaster. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1876 We don’t serve your kind here, sir. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1877 You know the manager? I'll ask, but that seems a bit half-baked. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1878 Sorry, I can’t seat you, sir; as of yesterday we are a completely gluten free establishment. 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
1879 I'd like to seat you sir, but I'm afraid we're gluten free. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1880 No, I'm the maitre d', and you're supposed to butter me up. 1.1667 0.16667 12 11 0 1
1881 I'm terribly sorry sir, but we absolutely cannot allow day old bread in our restaurant! 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1882 Yes, a jacket is really required. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1883 Next time, try landing butter side up 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1884 ...But they said this was Toastmasters! 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1885 The name is Croque, Monsieur. 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
1886 Sorry, we only serve the upper crust. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1887 Sorry, you're toast, buddy. 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
1888 The Toastmasters only accept gluten-free members now. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1889 Crust me. I knead the job, and won't loaf. 1.1667 0.08419 30 25 3 1
1890 Not even for the Toast of the Town? 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
1891 We will be able to let you in, in a moment. The best man is making a you. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1892 Sorry sir, we don’t have any gluten-free options. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1893 My other half has all the dough! 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1894 I am so sorry...but following dress code, gluten is not permitted 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1895 Yes, we do serve toast, but we will not serve toast. 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
1896 Sir, I think you're in the wrong place. 1.1667 0.04915 24 21 3 0
1897 I can't seat you without your butter half. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1898 But mother swore! We were all upper crust! 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1899 Never seat anyone right away. Always have them to wait three minutes till the sound of the ding. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1900 Terribly sorry, sir, but outside food is not allowed in this restaurant. 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
1901 I'm sorry, but we're now a gluten-free establishment. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1902 Gluten free? Even if its Oats, Peas, Beans, and Barley, everyone pays. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1903 I'm sorry sir, only the Upper Crust permitted inside. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1904 Sorry sir, the bread baskets are already full. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1905 Sorry, Sir,shoes and butter are required 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
1906 But they invited me to say a few words about the honoee. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1907 I'm sorry, sir. We can't seat you until your whole loaf is here. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1908 Sorry,we only serve bread in baskets. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1909 The award goes to the...breadwinner. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1910 I'm sorry Sir, but I cannot seat you until your entire loaf is here. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1911 I'm so sorry. Our gluten free section is completely sold out for tonight. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1912 Formality notwithstanding, consumables enter kitchen door. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1913 Yes, we seated a potato, but he had a jacket. 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
1914 Sorry sir I can't let you in, and the manager doesn't like being buttered up. 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
1915 No pants, no shoes, no service 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1916 I can’t seat you now, the pigeons are at table 6. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1917 I do apologize, but I'm afraid it iss baguette attire only. 1.1667 0.06299 36 30 6 0
1918 For a toaster it’s a thirty minute wait 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1919 yes, thank you, i have a reservation under the name "mr bread slice" 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1920 No shirt, no shoes, no gluten. 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
1921 I'm sorry sir - I'm afraid this is a gluten-free establishment. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1922 I'm afraid you'll need both a tie and jacket, Sir. 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
1923 Let me take over ... I'm a more qualified Toastmaster. 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
1924 Sorry, I can't serve you until your entire sandwich has arrived. 1.1667 0.16667 12 11 0 1
1925 I'm sorry we are going to have to let you go. The restaurant is going gluten-free. 1.1667 0.12127 18 16 1 1
1926 I'm sorry sir. The baskets are reserved for sticks. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1927 It looks like I only have tables available in the gluten-free section right now, so it might be awhile. 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
1928 I need for you to Butter Up. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1929 I have you listed as the host. 1.1667 0.16667 12 11 0 1
1930 Sorry, but the party of four was toasted as a party of three... 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1931 How can whole wheat be gluten free 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1932 But I was supposed to deliver the BIG TOAST after my speech! 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
1933 I'm sorry Howard, I know you've been dressed up, but they just don't seem to like gluten-free bread. 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
1934 I thought you were expecting me Master. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1935 If you go out like that, they'll eat you alive! 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1936 We don’t serve food here. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1937 'When I said it was a sandwich course, this was not what I meant...' 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
1938 Solo,with no salad,fries or beverage to join you ? 1.1667 0.16667 12 11 0 1
1939 I'm sorry sir, but we require shoes in this establishment. 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
1940 Yes, sir, this is the Toastmasters' meeting, but I do not think it means what you think it means. 1.1667 0.16667 12 11 0 1
1941 You’ve definitely got the ‘toast’, but it’s the ‘master’ bit that worries me. 1.1667 0.04880 36 33 2 1
1942 I'm afraid your group had to be removed from the table before the entree was served 1.1667 0.07771 24 20 4 0
1943 I'm sorry, sir. That's just an expression. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1944 I'm sorry, we don't serve sandwiches here. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1945 The reservation is under Toasted. 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
1946 Sorry, this establishment is strictly gluten free. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1947 I'm sorry, sir, we only serve rye. 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
1948 I asked for someone to give a toast not be a toast 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1949 I knew my time was up soon, but I never thought I would be replaced by Naan other than a real person 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1950 I’m sorry, we don’t serve bread here. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1951 The reviews are in: "Crumby!" "Stale!" Let's face it: You're toast. 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
1952 Sorry. No reservation under PB&J. 1.1667 0.16667 12 11 0 1
1953 I'm sorry. We don't serve anyone even slightly toasted. 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
1954 I'm sorry, Sir, but they have accidentally eaten your partner. 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
1955 They said they wanted me to give the wedding toast. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1956 Sorry, You are not gluten free. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1957 I'm sorry sir, but they're making a toast not hosting one. 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
1958 It's got nothing to do with how you're dressed...it's because of your colour. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1959 I’m sorry, I was expecting toast. 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
1960 I'm sorry but table four requested bread. 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
1961 ‘The bow tie is good. But where’s the pants.’ 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1962 I'm sorry, sir. You aren't free and unlimited here. 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
1963 No soup for you, I'm afraid. 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
1964 I'm your stomach messing with your brain. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1965 Would you prefer a seat at a booth, table, or basket? 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1966 Sorry, sir, when you asked us to "toast" her, we didn't realize you meant a speech. 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
1967 Yes, I know who you are but unfortunately, you are no longer considered the greatest thing. 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
1968 I can tell it’s still you. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1969 I’m so sorry - this event is gluten free. 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
1970 Bow tie notwithstanding, I cannot overlook the lack of a shirt or shoes, sir. 1.1667 0.06920 30 25 5 0
1971 I’m waiting for my other half, so we can squeeze in something to eat. 1.1667 0.16667 12 11 0 1
1972 We can’t serve you here, Sir. This is a gluten free restaurant. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1973 I hear you’re meeting the Big Cheese. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1974 Sorry sir, we don't seat toasts unless they're in a jam. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1975 Of course we serve food here. Just not carbohydrates. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
1976 I’m sorry, sir, but you will need a dinner jacket as well. 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
1977 Sorry, new policy. The Millenials are uncomfortable around you. 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
1978 I’ll have them bring you the gluten-free menu. 1.1622 0.07263 37 32 4 1
1979 You won't be able to rise in here. It's a gluten-free restaurant. 1.1622 0.06143 37 31 6 0
1980 Unfortunately, cheese could not attend tonight. 1.1613 0.06715 31 25 5 0
1981 Not to get a rise out of you, but I don’t see a reservation here. 1.1613 0.06715 31 28 2 1
1982 You’re too late. They’ve already toasted the other guests of honor. 1.1613 0.09386 31 28 1 2
1983 Be careful what you wish for. 1.1613 0.06715 31 26 5 0
1984 I’m sorry, but you’re not enriched enough to eat here. 1.1613 0.06715 31 26 5 0
1985 We serve crabs, but we don't serve bread. 1.1613 0.08161 31 25 3 1
1986 'Don't worry,sir,we keep the room temperature nice and toasty'. 1.1600 0.07483 25 21 4 0
1987 I’m sorry, “Toast of The Town” was cancelled. 1.1600 0.04761 25 21 3 0
1988 I'm sorry, sir. You're simply underdressed. 1.1600 0.07483 25 21 4 0
1989 Do we tell him he’s lactose intolerant? 1.1591 0.04532 44 35 6 0
1990 I'm sorry sir. We are 100% gluten-free. 1.1579 0.04660 38 33 5 0
1991 And the winner is, for best invention... 1.1579 0.11504 19 16 1 1
1992 Ok, I put on a tie. Now will you serve me? 1.1579 0.11504 19 17 1 1
1993 Sorry,but the Toastmasters convention was last night . 1.1562 0.07918 32 27 3 1
1994 It said black fry optional... 1.1562 0.06521 32 26 5 0
1995 I am sorry, sir, but the dress code does require shoes. 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
1996 I don’t care what you do on your day off, but that butter is for the customers. 1.1538 0.02696 39 35 4 0
1997 I appreciate the tie, but I am afraid we still still have a 'no shoes, no shirt, no service' policy. 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
1998 I'm sorry, but you can't be seated until your entire sandwich is here. 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
1999 But sir, I would LOVE to see the live jam 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
2000 I can't seat you, this is a gluten-free establishment. 1.1538 0.03922 26 25 1 0
2001 Can you say Archaic ? I know you can. 1.1538 0.09102 26 23 2 1
2002 I'm Bread, my name should be on the menu. 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
2003 The best I can do is to sandwich you in somewhere at the bar. 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
2004 Hey, you shop there too. 1.1538 0.10415 13 10 2 0
2005 No Melba it’s a toastmasters meeting” 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
2006 The Journal says our act has gotten stale. 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
2007 You're not well-bred enough. 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
2008 I'm sorry sir but the rest of your party's been eaten. 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
2009 Our reservation list is full for this evening, but I can probably sandwich you in at 11 with the Krafts who are also singles. 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
2010 You look like you’ve just seen a toast. 1.1515 0.06338 33 30 2 1
2011 I'm sorry but Butter cancelled the reservation. 1.1500 0.05130 20 18 2 0
2012 I'm sorry. We don't serve bread at the table in this restaurant. 1.1500 0.05130 20 18 2 0
2013 I’m sorry, sir, we have reservations about white bread. 1.1500 0.08192 20 17 3 0
2014 You're late. You missed the toast. 1.1500 0.05718 40 34 6 0
2015 Talk about rat race huh 1.1489 0.06067 47 40 5 1
2016 I'm sorry, they've removed you from the list, thanks to KETO. 1.1481 0.06967 27 23 4 0
2017 Sorry, sir, but the Whole Wheat meet-up was last night. Tonight's rye. 1.1471 0.07472 34 30 3 1
2018 I'm sorry, this is a gluten-free restaurant. 1.1471 0.02985 34 30 3 0
2019 I feel like I’m spread too thin! 1.1471 0.07472 34 29 3 1
2020 Toast this 1.1463 0.04363 41 36 5 0
2021 You're the toast of the town Filling by Oscar Meyer Accepting Emmy - Michelle Obama 1.1463 0.06590 41 31 4 1
2022 Angela, when does the copyright for ‘Rat Pack’ expire? 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2023 SO Clearly he isnt vegan 1.1429 0.07825 21 18 3 0
2024 Are you Mr. Potato Bread? 1.1429 0.06440 42 36 4 1
2025 I,m sorry sir, we have a roast scheduled for tonight, I believe the toast is tomorrow night. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2026 You’re making our low carb guests uncomfortable. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2027 I’m sorry, I don’t show any reservations for Artisanal” 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2028 You didn't bring your peanut butter and jelly?! 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2029 Sorry, but I can’t seat you until the rest of your loaf arrives. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2030 I'm sorry to disappoint you. But Toastmasters isn't for toast. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2031 Lady Marmalade sends her regrets. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2032 Hello. I’m meeting a friend....Bow tie Pasta. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2033 I tried to ask the genie to make me head waiter. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2034 Ninety? Ninety? Thank you! Ninety-five? Ninety-five? He's yummy! Thank you! A dollar? A dollar? Anyone bid a dollar to take a bite out of Jimmy? 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2035 Lose the bow tie, Reggie. Table four wants more bread. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2036 No, I asked if you would be willing to give a toast. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2037 You’ve got to wait until all of the other grains get here before we seat your party. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2038 Sorry, sir. You may enter only when accompanied by butter. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2039 I'm sorry we only have one table left, and it's reserved for a Mr Honky. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2040 I wonder why you didn't make a reservation? 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2041 Reservation, schmezervation! No shoes, no shirt, no service! 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2042 Come back for breakast! 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2043 A jacket is mandatory; bow ties are optional. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2044 Although we embrace inclusiveness at these celiac information sessions, you are not welcome here. Frankly sir, you make us sick. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2045 I have reservations for Pita party of six, Rye party of two, and WheatBread party of 12, but nothing for a Whitebread party of one... 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2046 Sir, I’m sorry but the Toastmasters met last night. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2047 We’re full of bread, sorry. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2048 Sorry, but no one's seated without a coat of olive oil. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2049 Will it be only you dining with us this evening or the entire loaf? 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2050 The toast is about to begin sir." "But my whole family is in there! 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2051 Table for two, Mrs.Butter is on her way. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2052 We're full right now, but I expect a slot to pop up in a few minutes. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2053 I'm sorry, the reservation is Toast. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2054 Do you want to wait for another hour? A loaf of people are have come here tonight 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2055 Sorry, we don't have a table that is further from the toaster. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2056 Wow. Walking bread. Are you going to the bread convention or something you stupid fucking loaf? Dumb idiot bread... 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2057 I’m terribly sorry, sir, but this is an upper crust establishment. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2058 Sorry, no weird doughs allowed. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2059 my balls hurt 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2060 Sorry, this is Roastmasters. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2061 Sorry, out of white, but I can mate you with pumpernickel. Sorry, out of white, but I can mate you with pumpernickel. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2062 I’m sorry, we’re actually gluten-free. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2063 I'm sorry, you're not on the ingredients. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2064 I’m sorry sir, but we do not have a spare dinner jacket in your shape. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2065 Sorry, sir, we will be unable to seat you until your entire party arrives. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2066 I'm sorry sir this is a Thai restaurant,we don't serve bread. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2067 It's a bread tie event. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2068 I'm truly sorry, Sir, we do not serve gluten here. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2069 Sir, where are your trousers? 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2070 You may well be wearing a bow tie, sir, but we’ve a strict rule against loafers. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2071 I'm sorry. We do not have a reservation for a Mr. Wonder. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2072 If I may begin with a rye anecdote. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2073 Please seat me away from the kitchen or I'll be toast 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2074 We know. You want to propose a toast...... 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2075 I’m looking for a slice of the good life; surely you have a table where I can toast to that. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2076 I apologize sir, we’ve been burned one too many times. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2077 I am sorry sir, you cannot butter me up. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2078 Yes the reservation is for two the name is 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2079 Spongebob manages it somehow. Sorry, no exceptions. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2080 I don't care if you're The Toast of the Town, you still need a reservation. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2081 Don't you have a reservation under "Peanut Butter" and his date "Jelly?" 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2082 The bowtie is not enough; you will need shoes. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2083 I'm sorry, but the toast comes at the END of the reception. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2084 Sorry, but with no reservation you're toast. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2085 Sorry sir it is coat and tie. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2086 Forget it, your nothing but toast around here! 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2087 I don’t care if you are the toast of the town, you don’t have a reservation! 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2088 We're EEO compliant, but the opening is for a host, not a toast. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2089 Can you turn down the heat? It is a bit toasty in here. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2090 Oh, I'm sorry, Toastmasters was last Monday. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2091 I'm afraid we do not serve white bread here. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2092 Back again? Screw up once more and you're toast. 1.1429 0.09705 14 12 2 0
2093 I'm sorry. You are very late. We did not hold the mayo. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2094 And at what point did you realise you were toast? 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2095 I’m sorry, were out of breadsticks tonight. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2096 Nothing under avocado either sir 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2097 Sorry, we have a strict avocado jacket policy. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2098 Sorry, Lou...With our new gluten free menu options we're attracting a demographic that finds your presence up front somewhat disturbing." 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2099 She told me to tell you to ruin someone else's life. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2100 Now let me hand over to Daly Damper, the valedictorian from this year's sandwich course. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2101 I'm sorry Freddy, but this is a Keto-friendly event. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2102 No, it's not free. And anyway, isn't that essentially cannibalism? 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2103 So you're only here for the toast? 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2104 I'm sorry, but Butter is already seated with Croissant at Table 4. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2105 Sir, I cannot seat you without the rest of your party... or your outfit” 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2106 Sorry but we serve bread, not seat it. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2107 No shoes, no shirt, no service, even if you are Wonder Bread. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2108 I was hoping for George Clooney to be my master 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2109 No, Monsieur Pain! We cannot seat you by the fireplace. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2110 Our speaker today embodies the spirit of Toastmasters International 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2111 I'm sorry, sir. Toaster Strudel booked out the entire restaurant. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2112 A toaster is a tanning bed for me..... 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2113 Our speaker today will report on his recovery from a lifetime of being squeezed. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2114 Sorry, we’re looking for more diverse applicants. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2115 Thanks for coming. Now let's see if you can get us out of this jam. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2116 Yes, I know it’s usually “No Shirt, No Shoes...” but here it’s definitely “No Pants, No Service.” 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2117 We don't seat incomplete parties. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2118 Sorry sir, the young lady left - said something about "he's toast!"... 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2119 Good taste in bowtie. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2120 Sorry, but man does not live by bow tie alone. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2121 Great news! We're out of avocados! 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2122 Sorry, sir, but we don't have a jacket in your size. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2123 No, I am sure the invitation requested your presence AT the toast. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2124 I gave your table to the new "greatest thing." 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2125 I'm sorry, sir... in this restaurant, if you're not wearing a jacket, you're toast! 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2126 We'll seat you when the rest of the loaf arrives. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2127 I'm sorry sir, but a bowtie is not a shirt. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2128 Will you be joining us for lunch? 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2129 Even without the crust I can’t squeeze you in. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2130 Toaster for one or two ? 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2131 Sorry sir, it's been awhile since you were the best thing. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2132 How would you feel about being seated in 16 different baskets? 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2133 I don't care if you're one of the California Sourdoughs, you can't eat here without a jacket! 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2134 I heard people chanting for a toast. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2135 Sorry, but we could get in legal trouble for cannibalism 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2136 You're right, the tie IS nice. But we require a dinner jacket as well. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2137 I'm afraid the only available table I have right now is by the fireplace... 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2138 No, I think we should probably have you serve something else. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2139 I am so sorry, sir, but we are gluten-free! 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2140 Sorry sir but avocado toast isn’t what it used to be. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2141 I have no idea who you are but I’m sure I’m the toastmaster. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2142 Sorry-Only the upper crust can enter the wine cave. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2143 "We had a reservation for a party of two, but my partner's caught in a toaster." 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2144 Are you trying to butter me up? Ooh, sorry. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2145 You are a valuable waiter, but when customers ask for extra bread you should not be offended. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2146 And I thought I was toasted!! 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2147 Sorry, you’re not in the main course. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2148 I don’t have a reservation. Can you just sandwich me in? 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2149 If you can’t find my reservation, I’m toast. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2150 So you're presenting the toast? 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2151 I don’t care how you slice it, you don’t have a reservation. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2152 I'm sorry, sir... We do not serve rye. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2153 You're late sir. Everyone is waiting to toast you. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2154 She's here with another man. . .Who she claims is the Best? But I am Sliced Bread! 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2155 Today's special is formal fondue with immediate dipping er, seating. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2156 You forgot pants! Oh man you 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2157 I don't think you understand the meaning of "gluten-free". 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2158 They keep telling me I'm not French. 1.1429 0.04347 28 25 3 0
2159 I'm sorry, I can't seat your party until the avocado arrives. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2160 Ah yes...we just served your parents last night. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2161 I see a Mr. Toast, but no Mr. Bread Slice. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2162 I'm sorry the only open tables are close to the kitchen. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2163 We have no seating available, sir. You’re toast. 1.1429 0.06734 28 24 4 0
2164 I’m sorry, we’re strictly gluten-free now. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2165 And this year's "best speech at a wedding" goes to... 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2166 Sorry sir, your whole loaf needs to be here before I can seat you. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2167 Let me guess ... you're looking for the toastmasters meeting. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2168 Duck face your date? Just a heads up, she'll eat you alive. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2169 Be careful of this crowd, they will chew you up and spit you out if they don’t like what they’re hearing. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2170 I'm sorry, sir, but your table will not be bready for another hour. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2171 Table for one, Mr. Glutenberg? 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2172 what do you mean you crapped the bed again?? 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2173 Yes sir, the bow tie is the modest choice compared to the necktie. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2174 I know you're the toast of the town, but the black tie won't get you a table. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2175 Monsieur, donning just a tie does not constitute formal attire. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2176 Sorry sir I can't find your booking, things are going a-rye today 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2177 I'm sorry, Sir. Miss Jelly just left with Mr. Peanut. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2178 You may be the toast of the town, but here you need a reservation. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2179 Toast, table for 1? 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2180 And now, I'd like to introduce my partner in the upcoming ham sandwich. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2181 Yes, I see you have a tie. We also require pants. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2182 And now a short toast. 1.1429 0.07825 21 18 3 0
2183 Butter or no butter seating? 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2184 Sorry, sir, we only serve toast during breakfast. 1.1429 0.07825 21 18 3 0
2185 Sorry, no crusts are allowed in the dining room. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2186 We only serve avocado toast. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2187 Is your whole loaf ready to be seated? 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2188 I"m afraid someone else is giving the toast tonight. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2189 I can't have you greeting diners while moldy. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2190 Well Sir, I am the host and I’m afraid you’re toast. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2191 We're being replaced by a new hostess -- some twinkie named Little Debbie. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2192 Unfortunately, we can't seat you until the rest of your sandwich has arrived 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2193 Miss Brown craves for social acceptance! 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2194 Sir, I´m afraid you wife just left with a stick of butter 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2195 Will that be a party of one, or is the rest of the loaf on the way? 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2196 The invitation said black-tie formal, not black-tie nude. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2197 Sorry, we charge for bread now. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2198 Sir without a reservation it may be impossible to sandwich you in. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2199 Will that be a table for one slice? 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2200 If I knead you, I'll challah. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2201 Because of my rye humor, they're toasting me tomorrow." 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2202 This is a roast of Trump, not a toast. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2203 Whaddya mean you don’t have any dough? 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2204 I'm sorry sir. We only serve gluten-free bread in this establishment. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2205 I'm afraid "black tie" also includes coat and pants 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2206 Are you dining alone tonight or will Ham and Cheese be joining you? 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2207 I’m sorry. I can’t seat you until your whole loaf is here. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2208 Bread and water are no longer gratis. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2209 The ‘big toast’ isn’t scheduled until after dinner... 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2210 I'm sorry sir, but you're still not sufficiently refined. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2211 Sorry, someone already gave the toast. 1.1429 0.06734 28 23 4 0
2212 We do not have any window tables available but we can seat you in the toaster 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2213 Sorry, we're gluten-free. We don't serve your kind around here. 1.1429 0.09705 14 12 2 0
2214 I’m terribly sorry, sir. Our establishment is now 100% gluten free. 1.1429 0.09705 14 12 2 0
2215 I hate vague dress code too, but "black tie" also means a suit. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2216 They want more croutons at table three. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2217 You're looking for the toastmaster? 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2218 I'm sorry, sir. I can't seat you until the rest of the sandwich arrives. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2219 I didn't say 'be' a sponge, I said you should soak up knowledge 'like' a sponge. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2220 We were looking for something more rye. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
2221 Sorry, but your friend Mr. Butter has been toasted with someone else at the bar 1.1400 0.04051 50 42 6 0
2222 Are you here to fill out a missing gluten report? 1.1389 0.07074 36 30 3 1
2223 My bow tie looks stupendous, you should fix yours on your bald head. 1.1379 0.06517 29 24 4 0
2224 I’m sorry, the best man has already given you. 1.1364 0.07489 22 19 3 0
2225 You were supposed to be here for the toast ! 1.1364 0.07489 22 19 3 0
2226 Oh...I had you down for two slices. 1.1364 0.09968 22 19 1 1
2227 I don't give a damn if you are the toast of the town! Do you Have a reservation or not? 1.1364 0.04652 22 21 1 0
2228 Neck ties make me look moldy! 1.1333 0.04106 30 27 3 0
2229 I’m so sorry, but it’s club sandwich members only 1.1333 0.09085 15 13 2 0
2230 No, you look fine now; however, in the time it took you to change, we’ve gone gluten free. 1.1333 0.06901 15 14 1 0
2231 If it was that easy, even I could dine here. 1.1333 0.09085 15 13 2 0
2232 Hey man can you cover my shift Friday my father died and my moms a mess and I just need to be there 1.1333 0.09085 15 13 2 0
2233 Was your reservation for one or two? 1.1333 0.06030 45 40 4 1
2234 I'm sorry sir, but I believe you're at the wrong club. 1.1316 0.04081 38 32 4 0
2235 Like the tie! 1.1316 0.05557 38 32 5 0
2236 Sir, I'm afraid your resume' requires more than "Best Thing Ever". 1.1304 0.04446 23 21 2 0
2237 Yes Sir. You can get toasted here. 1.1290 0.06121 31 27 4 0
2238 Sorry, we don't serve sandwich bread. 1.1290 0.06121 31 27 4 0
2239 This subject is from the internet - free control group 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2240 Maybe we should do the same with the cat 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2241 That rat is high off his medication 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2242 I'm afraid "gluten free" does not negate your bill. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2243 After the baguette incident, you're no longer welcome at Toastmasters. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2244 No white bread allowed. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2245 We could lend you a jacket, but you'd get crumbs on it. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2246 You're toast 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2247 I'm sorry, but we've exceeded today's white bread quota. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2248 I'm here because the father wants to give his daughter a toast. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2249 I’m sorry—restaurant pagers really are better. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2250 Your butter..I mean better half has already been seated 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2251 Joe, if you don’t serve table 4 their breakfast soon, you’re going to end up with egg on your face. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2252 Sir, I don't care if you are the biggest thing since sliced bread, you still need a reservation. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2253 I'm sorry sir, we only have seating in gluten-free. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2254 Table for Wonder? 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2255 I'm sorry but Mr. Butter called to ask me to tell you that he has global warming flu and won't be able to meet up with you this evening. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2256 Sorry, this is Toastmasters. You want Breadmasters down the hall. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2257 I thought I was to be the toastmaster. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2258 If you loaf around and wait to make a reservation, you’re toast. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2259 007? James Bread? Afraid not. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2260 No, Sir, I am certain. This is NOT Panera. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2261 Twinsies! 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2262 Sorry I can’t squeeze you in. This club is the best thing since you. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2263 I’m sorry sir but there is nothing we can do about the ‘all you can eat’ breadstick 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2264 You come in here, you'll be toast. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2265 There is a thirty minute wait for gluten free. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2266 If you're late for a shift again, you're toast. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2267 I'm here to make the Rye party toast. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2268 Come back when you're 'day old' . 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2269 #oscarsowheat 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2270 we have you down for a heel, sir 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2271 No sir, this is a dinner honoring ToastMASTERS and I’m afraid it’s gluten free. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2272 I’m sorry, but this is a gluten-free zone. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2273 Are you here for the 'toast',or are you on the menu 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2274 Non, monsieur, the French toast is only on the breakfast menu. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2275 I told you - no I.D., no entry. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2276 Boss just told me I'm toast 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2277 So there really is such a best thing! 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2278 I'm sorry, we don't serve food here. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2279 Sorry sir, I don’t mean to be rude, but without a jacket here, you’re toast. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2280 Sorry sir, patrons are required to wear a coat of butter 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2281 I think my better half is already here. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2282 Sorry, we only have 2-slice or 4-slice seating. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2283 Sorry, we're full. Sliced bread is no longer on the A-List. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2284 I’m sorry. Our chef refuses to serve white bread. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2285 Toasted or untoasted? 1.1250 0.13363 8 6 1 0
2286 I'm sorry, sir. The Toastmaster's Club requires you to at least be lightly toasted. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2287 I’m afraid if she doesn’t show up, you’re toast. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2288 I'm sorry, sir, but she just left with a baguette. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2289 Sorry, the bread line is on Wall Street. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2290 Toastmasters is next door. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2291 We've had complaints from the customers that you've been loafing off. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2292 They told me that imagining the audience being naked would be calming, but what have I done in life that led to THIS?!? 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2293 I think you totally misconceived the notion of wearing loafers, sir. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2294 I'm sorry, but it's no spread, no shoes, no service. What size loafers do you wear? 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2295 No Shoes, No Socks, No Service ! 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2296 Sorry,, we don't have a gluten free menu. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2297 I'm so sorry, we don't serve gluten here. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2298 We do have one place inside but I don't think you'd like it. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2299 I'll try to sandwich you in... 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2300 For the love of god Jerry, that is not why it’s labeled extra virgin. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2301 You’re date is not stuck in a jam. I suspect you’re relationship is toast. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2302 Sorry, Sir. The Oscar’s are in need of a host. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2303 i’m sorry sir, you must’ve misheard. we’re accepting applications for a new HOST. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2304 Why u wearing a bow tie witcho no neck having ass 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2305 I know toasts are not allowed but I’m French. 1.1250 0.07446 32 29 2 1
2306 Listen...I love bread! My cousin really likes bread. Do you understand me? Bread is a good thing. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2307 You’re too late. Someone else did the honors. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2308 Over the top as usual, Adam 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2309 Sorry, Sir, we no longer serve white bread here. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2310 I’m sorry sir, the bowtie doesn’t negate our ‘no shoes, no service’ policy. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2311 I'm afraid that your date has died as part of what appears to be a Super Bowl gimmick. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2312 I'm sorry sir, this restaurant is only for the upper-crust. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2313 Sorry, the Toastmaster dinner was last night. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2314 I'm sorry, we don't serve Wonder. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2315 Sorry, tortillas only. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2316 I'm sorry, the Toastmasters meeting was last week. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2317 Sorry Sir, we ran out of avocado 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2318 I'm afraid that Oldie and Moldy's is off to a slow start. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2319 I'm sorry, we have no opening for a toast master. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2320 And the Grammy goes to... 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2321 I'm sorry sir, we don't serve white bread. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2322 Sorry, sir! No shoes, no service. It's our policy. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2323 I'm sorry... we don't serve carbs here. 1.1250 0.06896 24 20 3 0
2324 The want ad clearly said bow tie pasta 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2325 I don’t care if you are the toast of the town, you will have to make a reservation like everyone else. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2326 Of A Town, maybe, but not of THIS Town! 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2327 I’m sorry, sir, it seems we are fully committed this evening, to veggies and lean protein. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2328 God has abandoned us all 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2329 Sorry you’re not allowed, you look crummy today.. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2330 I’m sorry but no one called for a toast. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2331 I’m sorry sir but I can’t let you in. We serve your kind here... 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2332 I’m sorry sir, you missed the toast. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2333 I haven’t got any idea where you were buttered. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2334 sorry, we only serve cinnamon toast 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2335 Sorry Sir, but this is a gluten free establishment... 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2336 I’m sorry sir, we’ve transitioned from them greatest thing since sliced bread’ to ‘gluten free’ at this establishment. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2337 You might say that it is bit warmer in there but I am hot enough already thanks. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2338 You will have to wait until your other half arrives 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2339 Buttering me up won't get you seated faster 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2340 Well, yes... I suppose, technically, a hot dog IS an open-faced sandwich. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2341 Could the reservation be under another food group? 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2342 I’m sorry, Sir. But we have a strict no crust policy. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2343 I’m sorry sir, but I can’t seat you until the rest of your loaf has arrived. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2344 I'm sorry, sir, but if you don't know what side you're buttered on--- you can't afford it. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2345 Without pants, you're toast. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2346 We don't accept bread anymore. We've gone cashless. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2347 Dining by bread alone again, Sir? 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2348 I'm sorry, the Toastmasters dinner isn't until next week 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2349 I’m sorry. We can’t use you unless you have a partner. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2350 I'm sorry, sir, we don't serve sandwiches. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2351 I’m sorry, sir. It appears the only table we have is left is next to the aviary. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2352 I understand there’s a toast tonight—so watch your back. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2353 I'm sorry to be the one to have to tell you this, but Mr. Peanut will not be joining you tonight. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2354 I'm afraid we're gluten free. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2355 I'm sorry Sir, but you'll have to wait for your entire loaf to arrive before we can seat you. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2356 Sorry, I can't seat you until your entire party arrives. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2357 Ayee let's get this bread hahaha! You ever heard that before? 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2358 I’m afraid tonight we will be roasting, not toasting. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2359 Your party is already seated. Enjoy! 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2360 Two white slices of life 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2361 Now, in unity, will you all rise. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2362 Hurry and get warmed up. The toast starts in 5 minutes. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2363 I'll miss the peanut. How about a peanut butter sandwich? 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2364 I'll seat you when the circuses get here 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2365 I'm sorry,sir. Peanut Butter and Jelly have canceled their reservation. 1.1250 0.06393 40 35 3 1
2366 Sorry, sir, but without a reservation, I can't seat you, even if you are the greatest thing. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2367 You don't understand -- it's her birthday -- if I don't get her in tonight, I'm toast! 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2368 I'm sorry, we have to let you go. You ruined the toast. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2369 Whole wheat toasted and buttered got the last table. Sorry. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2370 No shirt No shoes No service! Sorry you're toast. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2371 I'm sorry sir, we're booked for a whole wheat" 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2372 Gotta have your pants to get in 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2373 Apologies, Folks. He may be crumby, but he was the only comic we could get. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2374 If he's reelected, this will be me, and the rest of you will also be toast 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2375 The tie is optional, but I'm afraid the pants are mandatory. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2376 I'm sorry, we can't seat you until the whole loaf has arrived. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2377 Sir,a jacket is also required. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2378 Trump's Toast 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2379 Sorry, but in an effort to diversify the award goes to Mr. Pumpernickel 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2380 The other waiters tell me that you are loafing on the job. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2381 The best man has been looking for you 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2382 Avocado or Hummus? 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2383 I ‘m afraid we don’t have any jackets in your size. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2384 Looks like we shop at the same bakery. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2385 OMG you made it just in time for the toast! 1.1250 0.04256 24 22 2 0
2386 The reservation is under Peanut butter and Jelly. I came out too early. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2387 I'd loaf to speak to your manager. I have proof my reservation was made months ago! This is not how you treat the upper crust! 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2388 I'm very sorry for the confusion. We have gluten free entrees, but not gluten free seating. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2389 Slice it any way you want, but she left with the butter. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2390 I'm sorry sir, you're no longer the toast of the town. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2391 The customers say your crumby bussing has been a pain. You're toast! 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2392 Sorry, we don't serve breakfast. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2393 Sorry, the toast is done. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2394 I'll take your name but I can't seat you until your other slice is here. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2395 You must be the Toastmaster 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2396 Our spread is delicious, but she doesn't want to see you tonight. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2397 I'm sorry if you're in a jam, but I didn't see a toaster with Florida plates in the valet lot. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2398 Pants?! 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2399 I'm sorry, you're too late. The entrées have already been served. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2400 I’m sorry sir, we won’t be serving any toast today. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2401 I'm sorry, but you've just missed the toast. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2402 Sorry, no table. You're just not the greatest thing anymore. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2403 Sorry, only sandwiches 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2404 This may be disappointing to hear, but tonight we only have bread seatings available in our wicker baskets. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2405 You may have misunderstood when she said she said she’d take you out for dinner. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2406 Sorry sir, this is a gluten free establishment. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2407 Your tie is very nice, but no shirt - no shoes - no service. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2408 You're late. Jam? 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2409 We're expecting delivery of unsalted organic butter bowties any minute. Do you mind waiting? 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2410 You think it's that bad? 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2411 Name's Pumpernickel, party of 10. The rest of the loafers are late as usual. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2412 Sorry but we can't seat you until the rest of the loaf arrives. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2413 Well, I am sure you are the toast of the town, but your name is still not on my list. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2414 I am sorry, sir. You are too late. We don't serve toast after breakfast. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2415 Is Arnold your first or last name. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2416 Yes Sir, first in my family to graduate, and first to be gluten free 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2417 Allergic to gluten 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2418 Unfortunately we are a gluten free establishment. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2419 I’m sorry, but I’m not finding “original greatest thing” on my list. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2420 Sorry sir, this party is for bow tie pasta. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2421 I don’t care how you are dressed, Mack. Any way you slice it, you are toast. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2422 Loafing alone? 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2423 I think I can sandwich you in. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2424 What do you mean someone’s already given the toast? 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2425 We don't serve side orders of toast. I can serve an English muffin or a coffee roll. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2426 You know you're putting me in a difficult position. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2427 TOASTMASTER, not Master Toast! 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2428 Maybe they do want you to provide the toast but I can’t let you into the reception if your name’s not on the list. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2429 You think you can take my job just because you're wearing a bowtie? 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2430 Sorry, it’s black ‘rye’... 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2431 Will jam and butter be joining you tonight? 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2432 Discussion about his life will get deeper we have only just scraped the crust with this topic 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2433 We looking for a "host." 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2434 Squarepants party,I presume? 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2435 Did you just call me gluten intolerant? 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2436 Will you be dining alone tonight Mr. Wich? 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2437 Sorry, we don't serve gluten customers. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2438 I just haven’t been able to hold myself together. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2439 No matter how you slice it, we have no table available for one 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2440 Next, after he turns around, we’ll hear from the other side. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2441 Mr. Peanut Butter and Mr. Jelly aren’t here yet. Would you still like to be served ? 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2442 Sorry, but I cannot let you in without a jacket. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2443 If I have to wait much longer I'll be toast 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2444 I'm sorry, we're just not interested in sandwich board advertising. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2445 Sorry, we require a jacket with that tie. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2446 No peanut butter, no jelly, no service. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2447 I'm sorry Sir, We do not serve "Open Face" here. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2448 I’m sorry sir, we don’t serve carbs here. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2449 I'm sorry I ca;;ed you a croque-garcon. You're a croque-monsieur. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2450 We've got a gravy spill at table 11. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2451 I'd like to give a toast to the bride and groom. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2452 You say YOU"RE the Toast of the Town? 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2453 We only serve ciabatta. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2454 Your toaster is waiting. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2455 I’m sorry but you are no longer the best invention. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2456 The fork ran away with the spoon. Unfortunately for you the knife is still here. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2457 I said "roast", not toast. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2458 But Ralph, you can't work maître d' until you are gluten-free. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2459 I’m so sorry. The Toast of the Town award has already been awarded. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2460 You're too late. All the toasts have already been made. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2461 Will you at least butter my muffin? 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2462 That told me my replacement was starting today. Nice tie! 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2463 I sorry to say sir, but Ms Butter cancelled on you tonight. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2464 And now with a personal testimonial of the anguish caused by the name Toastmasters... 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2465 Is this the Toastmasters meeting? 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2466 I'm sorry, but this is a dedicated gluten free facility. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2467 I'm sorry, there is no Melba on our reservation list for tonight. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2468 My Dear Man! You really have the nerve to ask why I'm late and who I am. Isn't it obvious? I am the last slice; still fresh I assure you 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2469 We're fully committed sir, but may I recommend our more casual pop up location? 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2470 Don't you think you're getting a little mold for this? 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2471 I’m sorry, we’re a public speaking organization. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2472 Black tie? Check. You’re the toast of the town? Check. But, sir, you’re not wearing pants. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2473 Sir, we most certainly do not serve open faced sandwiches here. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2474 Credit only! 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2475 Sorry, we cannot seat you until avocado arrives. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2476 But you've been fired. You're Toast. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2477 I'm afraid I can't admit you without a jacket. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2478 don’t look at me for the answer, my brain is toast 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2479 I'm sorry, we don't have any slots available. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2480 I'm here to toast the groom. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2481 I'm sorry but shoes are required if you want to eat here 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2482 Excuse me, this is a five finger establishment. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2483 And I suppose you expect me to butter you up... 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2484 Table for one. I’m just a sad, lonely heel. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2485 Sorry,Sir,but we are a no-carb restaurant. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2486 And now, to speak about our Diversity program... 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2487 This place is toast. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2488 The invitation said "Black Rye" not Black Tie. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2489 I'm terribly sorry, but I thought that the reservation under 'Toasty McToastface' was a joke. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2490 Sir, I already told you... lack-toast intolerant isn't a real thing. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2491 Sorry. This a dinner roll affair. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2492 What the heck! This doesn't make any sense at all! A walking piece of bread? Impossible, I say! Impossible! Not only are you a walking piece of bread with quite cartoon-ish legs, but quite realistic human arms as well! This is totally befuddling! 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2493 We'll seat you when your entire loaf is here. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2494 We only have a seat available at the toaster . . . sorry I meant bar. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2495 It's too dangerous for you in here during meal times. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2496 I forgot the reservation! I’m Toast. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2497 I am the main toast 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2498 Hi , I’m joining my partner for a sandwich! 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2499 We will only seat complete parties, do you know when the other members of your loaf will arrive? 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2500 This restaurant is gluten-free sir. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2501 I’m toasted, you’re not. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2502 Would you like Gluten, Non-Gluten, or First Available? 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2503 You need a mouth before I can seat you. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2504 So you're the toast of the town. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2505 Sorry, we have a half-a-loaf minimum. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2506 Tie only doesn't cut it. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2507 Look, my hands are tied. People like you, they’re just afraid to get too close. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2508 It’s a gluten-free restaurant. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2509 I don't care if you are the famous "Bread" from "The Best Thing Since Sliced Bread." We still require a jacket and tie. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2510 Is this restaurant really greater than me? 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2511 Sorry, I can’t seat you right now. All our options are gluten free. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2512 We have a strict dress code... put on some pants!" 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2513 I'm sorry. We don't serve whole wheat bread. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2514 I don't think you're ready for our jelly. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2515 Only rustic boules are permitted. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2516 Thank you for wearing a tie but the dress code requires pants. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2517 Toastmasters is the next suite down. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2518 Today, our forum will focus on gluten intolerance. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2519 You want to look at the menu? You are part of the menu. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2520 Well, yes, the tie works, but I’m afraid you need a jacket as well. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2521 I give up. What WAS the greatest thing before sliced bread? 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2522 Our dress code requires more than a tie. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2523 I’m sorry but sliced bread isn’t the greatest thing anymore. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2524 Can you direct me to the Toastmasters Convention. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2525 Toastmasters! Not toast misters! 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2526 Sir, pants are required for gentlemen. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2527 Apologies, but we only seat the upper crust. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2528 Do I pass for fine dining? 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2529 Sorry, we have a “no butter - no service” policy. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2530 You may be the toast of the town but no shirt, no shoes, no service. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2531 Toasting or non-toasting section? 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2532 I can't let you in without butter. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2533 Toastmasters was last night! 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2534 I’m sorry but Mr. Pillsbury’s party of eight has already been seated. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2535 Just because you lost does not mean that we’re a bunch of Yankee douchebags. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2536 I’m terribly sorry sir, but this is a gluten free establishment. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2537 This is not what I expected when Toastmasters said my improved speaking skills would earn me respect and maybe even a little bread. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2538 For bread, at first, it was the best of times; nowadays, thanks to keto . . . not so much! 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2539 We don't serve multi-grain folks here. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2540 Butter and jelly or a table for one tonight? 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2541 Yes, I do understand . You've been invited to a retirement dinner to be the toastmaster. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2542 "He's frightened that Impeachment Committee is going to devour him" 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2543 I'm afraid I can't seat you until Messrs B, L, and T arrive. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2544 I’m sorry. We’re definitely going with the ham. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2545 Sorry, sir, but we reserve this section of the restaurant for untoasted bread only. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2546 I’m sorry. I don’t see a reservation for just toast. I have several “avocado toasts” on my list. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2547 But, I can't reach my feet! 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2548 Tucker Carlson, we'd know you from a mile away. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2549 No, there are no requests for a birthday toast. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2550 I'm afraid I can't seat until the rest of your bowl arrives. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2551 I'm sorry, sir. I believe I accidentally sent your date to the kitchen. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2552 I’m the Toast Master for the Leavened Bar Mitzvah 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2553 I’m sorry sir, we toasted an hour ago. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2554 I'm sorry, but this is the Postmasters' convention. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2555 Yes, we have no avocados. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2556 I'm sorry - "Toast of the Town" is in a different magazine. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2557 I’m afraid your previous reservation is now toast. We have run out of jam. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2558 Why the open face? 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2559 Our coq au vin is the best thing since—well, you know. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2560 sorry, no reservations under the name "melba" 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2561 I'm sorry but Melba said she was giving the toast. 1.1250 0.06896 24 21 3 0
2562 I'm sorry sir, but we don't serve cannibals here. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2563 My family just died in a car accident. 1.1250 0.08539 16 14 2 0
2564 Let us know when avocado arrives and we'll seat you! 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2565 Sorry, no end pieces. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2566 I’m afraid we can’t seat you until your whole loaf is present 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2567 I'm afraid we don't serve bread at this restaurant. Even if you were actually a 'Hawaiian King.'" 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2568 I’m sorry, your party has already been seeded. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2569 I'm sorry, we are a gluten-free cafe. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2570 If you mess up again, you’re toast. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2571 Sorry, you'll have to wait til Bernie Sanders is elected before the bread lines start. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2572 Sorry sir, we can only serve you in a basket. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2573 We have a table outside. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2574 Honestly, we'd prefer the wry bread toast." 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2575 So you're the "Toast of the Town", Your party of, "First Things First and "Tip of The Iceberg" haven't arrived yet. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2576 I simply just wanted to give a toast! 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2577 I'm sorry sir, we thought the reservation for white bread was a prank. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2578 Don't go out for a smoke every time someone says, 'break bread.' 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2579 Well then why did you join Toastmasters? 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2580 I'm sorry, but the avocado you came with has just left. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2581 I'm sorry, you can only toast if you have a wine glass with you 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2582 I'm sorry. Your OkCupid match asked me to tell you she specifically said 'gluten-free'. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2583 I cannot seat you until the rest of your loaf arrives. 1.1250 0.13363 8 6 1 0
2584 I'm afraid this is a carb free restaurant. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2585 Sorry, this is a tapas place. We don’t serve whole meals. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2586 I'm sorry, Paul, but they chose a middle-aged human to be toastmaster again 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2587 Shove this shovel ready, my dear love Freddy. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2588 I'm sorry sir, we have no reservations under "Wonder" 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2589 I'm sorry, sir, you are not permitted to enter without clothing. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2590 I’m sorry but we are unable to seat you until your entire loaf is here. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2591 Apologies, sir. We were unable to preserve your reservation. 1.1250 0.13363 8 6 1 0
2592 I am here for the wedding toast. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2593 Your gluten status, please - sensitive or tolerant? 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2594 I'm sorry sir, but we're soy-free, meat-free, gluten-free. You could try the Subway next door. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2595 Well, no tables--but we can probably find you a nice warm slot in the kitchen. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2596 I'm sorry but your jacket it too light, please toast yourself for another 2 minutes. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2597 Sorry, but I can’t sit you until the entire loaf is here 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2598 You're lucky sir, we are indeed jammed. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2599 She's inside... with the rice cake. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2600 Yes, Mr. Rye we have you down for 6:30 PM. And tonight’s special is the…uh…well…it’s the reuben. Uh… will Mrs. Rye be joining you? 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2601 Rye, Wheat, or White? 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2602 Sorry, the best man just made the toast. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2603 Sorry - if you’re not on the menu, you’re not coming in. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2604 I think we can get you in at 8:30...french dip or grilled cheese? 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2605 I’m sorry Sir, these days we only serve ‘Artisan’ breads 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2606 Sir, we do not admit patrons who are visibly toasted. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2607 Let me in, I‘m expected! It‘s an orgy. They’re all waiting to do me! 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2608 The second member of your party is currently, er, in the kitchen. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2609 Yes, we can see about having some avocado join you. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2610 I'm sorry, Avocado spread with another piece of toast tonight. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2611 Butter friends say it's nothing personal. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2612 But I am the one to toast! 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2613 I’m terribly sorry sir, but we do not have any Gray Poupon. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2614 Sorry Sir. Club Sandwiches are Wednesdays. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2615 Don’t feel bad, maybe she’s on a diet? 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2616 You can’t just pop up without a reservation. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2617 Sorry, sir, but this is a no-carbs Toastmasters event. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2618 I'm sorry sir, I can't believe it's not butter either. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2619 Sorry, can't let you in, the party's gluten-free. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2620 I'm sorry sir, but we can't let you in, we don't want to fill up before the meal 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2621 Toastmasters meet tomorrow night. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2622 Are you comfortable sitting at the Toastmaster’s table? 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2623 I’m burnt out. Is my grade toast? 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2624 A P. Butter and Ms. Grape Jam request you wait for them in the Toaster Room. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2625 I’m sorry, but crust is not a jacket. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2626 Butt’ah luck next time.” “That’s not nice. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2627 I believe they are going to raise a toast here! 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2628 This is a 5 star restaurant, not some breadline fella. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2629 Your name is not on the guest list. However, I did see it on the menu. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2630 Sir...we cannot serve anyone who's visibly toasted. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2631 We only serve artisanal bread here. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2632 When I said that your plans were toast I didn't mean literally. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2633 I’m truly sorry, but tonight’s award ceremony is for Unleavened bread of the year. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2634 It doesn’t matter what loaf you’ve been in, you’re not on my list 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2635 Toastmasters is next week. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2636 No jacket? Well you, sir, have got a lot of crust. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
2637 I don’t dispute your are the ‘greatest thing’. But the best we can do Mr. Wonder is 45minutes. 1.1200 0.06633 25 22 3 0
2638 I regret that our restaurant is not gluten-free and, therefore, you enter at you own risk. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2639 No, not a chance - we’re all jammed up. 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2640 Late for your shift again (sigh) . . . chef 's on the rampage - this time you're toast! 1.1176 0.03692 34 31 3 0
2641 Yes, this IS Toastmasters. Are you here to speak? 1.1176 0.05609 34 30 4 0
2642 What do you mean you don't serve plain white bread? 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2643 When the boss finds out your late you're gonna be toast! 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
2644 Lets try this again without Algernon 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
2645 Please stop trying to butter me up. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
2646 Your dress code is fine, but your product's a bit stale--the race is on for concupiscent curds. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
2647 I'm sorry, sir, but we don't allow loafers. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
2648 I'm sorry sir, our restaurant is gluten-free. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
2649 They’re waiting for you in the banquet hall, Toastmaster. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
2650 I'm sorry we can't seat you sir, this is an upper-crust establishment. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
2651 Sorry, we're only hiring gluten-free. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
2652 Even if you are the toast of the town, I can’t seat you before the other guests. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
2653 I’m sorry, sir, but we’re now gluten-free for all single slices of non-artisan bread. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
2654 I'm sorry, sir. We don't serve breakfast here. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
2655 Sir, tie or no tie, we don't serve gluten. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
2656 And now ladies and gentlemen...the original Toastmaster! 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
2657 I don't doubt you're the toast of the town. You still need a reservation, sir. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
2658 We can’t serve you. You’re already toasted. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
2659 Nice tie! 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
2660 I’m sorry, but they have already made the toast. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
2661 Is half a loaf really better than none? Our next speaker offers an inside view. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
2662 Sir, I'm afraid our restaurant is strictly carb-free. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
2663 Are you here to dine or to be dined on? 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
2664 YOU'VE BEEN FIRED FOR LOAFING. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
2665 I'm sorry, we're fully booked for the grilled cheese grand tasting this evening. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
2666 Love the bow tie, but regrettably, we must draw the line: No Shirt, No Shoes, No Service. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
2667 This year the members chose a toastmistress instead. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
2668 I appreciate your proposal, but the board is waffling. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
2669 I’m sorry, but you are toast. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
2670 We started serving duck. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
2671 Charles?! How did you escape the basement? 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
2672 Well... one of us is going to need a different bow tie. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
2673 Sorry, I don't have you're reservation. Looks like you're toast. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
2674 Didn't the agency tell you we're Atkins-friendly? 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
2675 I'm sorry, we won't be able to accommodate. This is a gluten-free establishment. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
2676 Nice toast, but a bit too on the nose. 1.1111 0.03514 36 33 3 0
2677 I'm afraid the call to 'free gluten' in your acceptance speech is too political 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
2678 It’s our anniversary. If you can’t find a table I’m toast. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
2679 I’m sorry, but our dress code requires a jacket AND tie. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
2680 I am afraid she left with a gluten-free cracker fifteen minutes ago, Sir 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
2681 Your tie is great, Mr. Pumpernickel, but you still don't meet our dress code. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
2682 I'm sorry, but we don't serve toast here. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
2683 Club sandwiches only. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
2684 I’m here forToastmasters. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
2685 I'm sorry to say, sir, we don't have enough butter to cover you. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
2686 No, you don't understand. When I say you're toast, I mean you really are toast. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
2687 Table for toast? 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
2688 I'm sorry, we don't serve gluten at this establishment. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
2689 I'm sorry but I can't seat you until your full loaf is here. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
2690 If you don't get back in line you're toast! 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
2691 Your date just called. She’s feeling crumby and can’t make it. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
2692 I'm sorry, we only serve Gluten-Free Bread. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
2693 I am sorry, Sir, but this restaurant is gluten-free. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
2694 I do apologize, sir, but this is a gluten-free event. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
2695 There's a wait, the kitchen is all jammed up. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
2696 And here to accept the award on behalf of the group is David Gates. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
2697 Yeasty, yeasty, yeasty just jumped over Jumpman. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
2698 I'm sorry, we reserve the right to serve 'gluten free' only. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
2699 I apologize but the formal toast was scheduled for noon. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
2700 Sorry, but our restaurant doesn't serve white bread. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
2701 I’m sorry, but your room isn’t bready yet. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
2702 Sorry but this is a white bread establishment. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
2703 I’m sorry sir, but dress pants are obligatory. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
2704 um i’m sorry sir, unfortunately we have a strict dress code here and a bow tie isn’t going to cut it.. unless you were to slice me off a piece of bread.. nah i’m just joking we don’t serve your kind. now get the fuck out of here, fucking abomination 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
2705 Sorry, sir, the only slots available tonight are bagel-sized. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
2706 I'm sorry sir, but Miss Brioche will not be joining you this evening. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
2707 I’m sorry sir, but we do have one seat left in the single slice toaster. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
2708 Yes, we do serve bread... 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
2709 I'm with the loaf party 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
2710 We'll be happy to seat you once the other half of your sandwich has arrived. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
2711 Sorry, this restaurant has a shirt and covered shoes policy to seat patrons 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
2712 This restaurant just isn't the Pre Rocky Horror Picture Show venue. Sorry. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
2713 beans make me horny 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
2714 I'm sorry, we don't serve french toast. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
2715 Sorry, but we only serve whole grains here. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
2716 I'd let you in, sir, but you look awfully crummy. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
2717 we have no reservation under "cheese" 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
2718 Sorry sir! We can make an exception for the missing clothes, shoes and even the underwear but “clip ons” are absolutely forbidden. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
2719 The bread transfusion did not go as planned. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
2720 Are you the toast of the town sir? 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
2721 The tie is fine, but we insist on pants. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
2722 I’m sorry sir, we are closed due to a pryevate event. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
2723 Yes, I did say we'd start today's class by calling the roll. But I didn't expect you to take it so personally. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
2724 I think I may be able to sandwich you in. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
2725 I'm sorry sir but jackets are required. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
2726 Sorry sir, no whites allowed. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
2727 Sorry Sir, but there has been a demand for more whole grain, and you’re just too much wheat! 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
2728 I mean in a technical sense we do... 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
2729 you’re here to give a toast at which table? 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
2730 I agree it's sad, but gluten free is gluten free. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
2731 And now, I’d like to propose a toast. 1.1111 0.07622 18 16 2 0
2732 Just because you are white and wearing a tie doesn't mean you're the toast of the town. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
2733 Sorry- you’re no longer the toast of the town 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
2734 Sorry, Mr. Peanut's wake was canceled because of allergies. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
2735 I'm sorry, but we can't seat you until your entire loaf has arrived. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
2736 Toastmasters? No, that's the next room! 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
2737 If you don't start your speech with a good hook, you're toast. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
2738 I'm sorry. I can't seat you until the rest of your loaf arrives. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
2739 I'm sorry, sir. We only serve rolls for dinner. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
2740 I'm sorry, Pain Quotidien is next door 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
2741 the menu outside said you serve bread here 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
2742 I'm sorry, Sir, you'll have to wait until a banquette becomes available. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
2743 I'm afraid you're not on the guest list. Please stop being so kneady. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
2744 Sorry,you can't enter because we do not crust you enough. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
2745 Do you know the muffin man? He’s the next best thing to slice bread. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
2746 Let's toast our next speaker! 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
2747 I'm sorry sir but our dress code does not allow me to seat you. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
2748 Are you ready to be served? 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
2749 I don't want to hear about your existential crisis. Table 4 needs a bread basket refill. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
2750 Sir, we have a dinner jacket policy here. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
2751 We’re full. You’re toast. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
2752 I’m sorry sir, no outside food allowed. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
2753 Too late you're already toast! 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
2754 He never thought he'd see his son again. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
2755 I don't care if you are undeniably the toast of the town: I haven't got a table. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
2756 Perfect timing. I just put your loaf at Table 15. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
2757 Party of one? But I really wanted a sandwich. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
2758 My apologies sir, but we’re a gluten free establishment now. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
2759 I’m sorry. Breakfast service ends at 11:00. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
2760 I'm sorry, but we are gluten intolerant. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
2761 I'm really sorry for your date, she disappeared in a toaster!” 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
2762 Sir, you are a piece of bread. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
2763 Ladies and gentlemen, I cordially yield the mic to our favorite Toastmaster. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
2764 I'm sorry sir, we don't seat incomplete parties. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
2765 And now, for a special toast... 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
2766 That's not what I meant when I said make a toast 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
2767 Leave now or you are toast 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
2768 Sir, Mr. Sting is waiting for you 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
2769 Sorry, we're completely booked no matter how you slice it. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
2770 If I seat you you’re toast! 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
2771 Sorry, sir... jackets required. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
2772 The name's Town; Toast of the Town 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
2773 I'm sorry, this is for Toastmasters, not toast. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
2774 If you can't find a lower podium, I'm toast. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
2775 I’m pleased to announce a surprise speaker for you at tonight’s “Toastmasters”. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
2776 You know this is a gluten-free establishment 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
2777 Late again Wonderboy? Next time you'll be toast! 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
2778 Sorry, we just don't have that big of a toaster. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
2779 Isn't it obvious? I'm the toastmaster! 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
2780 Mr. Milquetoast? 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
2781 I'm terribly sorry sir, we already have a Toastmaster for this evening. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
2782 I'm unable to find a reservation under Rye, Sourdough, or Raisin. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
2783 Unfortunately, it appears your reservation is a day old. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
2784 ...had anyone seen a small gluten free crouton? 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
2785 Sorry, but we can't seat Parties that are incomplete, or unrepresentative. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
2786 What? I was told numerous times not to forgot to toast the speaker. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
2787 I'm sorry, we don't seat incomplete parties. You'll have to wait until the rest of the loaf arrives to be seated. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
2788 Ah, the toastmaster has arrived. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
2789 I’m sorry, but this restaurant is completely gluten-free. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
2790 I don’t care how much you’ve risen. You’re still not on the guest list. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
2791 Sorry, we don’t serve slices. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
2792 Look, Gary, we all knew this day would come. Table 12 has...asked for bread. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
2793 Oh hey nice bow tie, do you know Mark too? 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
2794 I'm sorry, sir. This restaurant is a peanut-free establishment, and you appear to be a PB&J. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
2795 No shirt, no shoes, no admittance. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
2796 Yes, you’re still eligible to attend Toastmasters even if you forgot your avocado at home. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
2797 Mind if I seat you next to the butter? 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
2798 You may have been bread in Kentucky, but up here you're just toast. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
2799 Look buddy, they said I'm the host and you're toast. I don't think it was anything against carbohydrates in general. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
2800 I'm afraid that "gluten free" refers to our menu items, sir. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
2801 You followed me to my haberdashery? 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
2802 Ties are optional. Butter, however, is mandatory. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
2803 May I suggest our gluten-free menu today. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
2804 No matter how many times you keep asking the same question, the answer is the same, there are no tables available. You must be a gluten for punishment. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
2805 Butter's already at the table. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
2806 I’ll be happy to seat you once your full loaf has arrived. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
2807 You appear stale 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
2808 Are you dining alone or are you expecting the whole loaf? 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
2809 Seriously? You only eat gluten free ? 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
2810 You want to eat here BECAUSE the review said it was crummy? 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
2811 Sir, yes you have a bow-tie, but you're still toast. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
2812 I'm sorry. the Toastmasters only meet on Tuesdays. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
2813 I believe butter came with the roll. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
2814 Pants required. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
2815 Apologies, but this restaurant only serves the upper crust. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
2816 No . . . you need pants, too! 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
2817 Since it was listed as "Toast," I assumed you had cancelled. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
2818 Sorry, you've already missed the toast portion of the evening. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
2819 Is the bow tie too much? 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
2820 I'm sorry, but I told you, it's over between us... 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
2821 I’m scheduled To be the “toast host “ Tonight 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
2822 We can’t serve you now but if that bow tie were an avocado you’d be on the menu. 1.1111 0.03774 27 25 2 0
2823 Sorry, sir, but you are past your sell by date. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
2824 You should have told them: No starch. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
2825 I'm sorry sir, we don't serve breakfast at this time.) 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
2826 Sir, I’d love to sandwich you in but we’re full. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
2827 Wow, he sure left in a hurry... I guess you should have worn pants. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
2828 You need a jacket. This restaurant is strictly upper crust. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
2829 So...they say you are the toastess with the mostest? 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
2830 Sorry sir, Wednesday’s are strictly paleo. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
2831 Sorry, you're 30 minutes late and your reservation is toast. 1.1111 0.07622 18 16 2 0
2832 I can’t believe you’re not buttered.” 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
2833 We take great pride in knowing which side one’s bread is buttered. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
2834 I’ll be happy to seat you when the rest of the loaf arrives. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
2835 I'm sorry sir, you'll have to sit in the back with the other end-pieces. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
2836 She waited 20 minutes then left with a bagel. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
2837 That’s really not what Toastmasters is all about. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
2838 And when a nice, sweet butterball arrives, please direct her to my table. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
2839 Your date said to pop up to the bar. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
2840 Sorry, you're only half right. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
2841 The rest of the bag has already arrived and some of them got to close to the fireplace... sorry 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
2842 Sorry, but the point of this speech is not to butter you up. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
2843 Dreadfully sorry for the mix up, sir... We are doing ROASTS this evening. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
2844 I was told Table 7 requested me. Can you kindly point the way? 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
2845 I’d like to propose a toast for your next speaker. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
2846 No, I'M the toastmasters here! 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
2847 We're not ready for the toast 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
2848 They asked for more bread! 1.1111 0.11785 9 7 1 0
2849 Will that be toasted or untoasted? 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
2850 we don't serve sliced bread here 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
2851 You're needed at table 5. At least one of us is getting out of here before midnight. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
2852 No reservation? You're toast, buddy! 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
2853 No, I don’t know who you are. But since we’re completely booked I’d say you’re toast. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
2854 Sir, is that a clip-on tie? 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
2855 Circus has already been seated. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
2856 Yessir,party of one near the toaster 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
2857 I apologize, sir, but several of the patrons have complained that you smell of gluten. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
2858 The board has voted that we shall no longer accept toasts at this event. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
2859 Looking back on your last performance evaluation, you're toast. You're simply not making enough dough! 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
2860 I'm sorry. We do not serve inbreads here. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
2861 Where's your jacket? 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
2862 I think you took the term “toast masters” a bit too literally 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
2863 I'm sorry but our dress code requires that you wear pants. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
2864 I'm sorry, Mr. Bread, but French Toast left moments ago in a huff. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
2865 The reception took an ugly turn when the best man proposed a toast. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
2866 The lady arrived earlier, then left with a spinach tortilla. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
2867 D Sorry, but the Toast of the Town still needs a reservation. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
2868 I'm very sorry, sir. We're out of champagne. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
2869 No matter how you slice it, you look half naked." 1.1111 0.11785 9 7 1 0
2870 This is not what I meant when I said your job is toast. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
2871 I'm sorry sir, Butter is not here yet. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
2872 Sorry, this is a different sort of ‘Toastmasters’. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
2873 You will have to leave, we don’t serve toast here, 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
2874 I'm sorry...Ms. Butter called and sends her regrets... 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
2875 Are you sure you want to come in? Even though you're wearing a black tie, you're still going to be toast by the end of the evening. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
2876 Booth or toaster? 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
2877 I'm sorry, but shoes are required. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
2878 I'm afraid 'the best thing since sliced bread' has taken your place as the honoree." 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
2879 Stop loafing around. 1.1111 0.07622 18 16 2 0
2880 Sorry, we're booked, but there's a basket at Table 3 that needs refilling. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
2881 Let me explain, as white bread." 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
2882 Remember, no alcohol when you give the toast. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
2883 I'll need to sandwich you between the Hellman's and French's parties. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
2884 I can't stand myself anymore. I'm toast. I need to be at a table, on a plate. 1.1071 0.05952 28 24 3 0
2885 Vinny from the Restaurant Table Snacks Class of ‘05. Yes, the Atkins class and I’m doing just fine. 1.1071 0.03637 28 25 2 0
2886 She left with the pumpernickel. 1.1053 0.07234 19 17 2 0
2887 All we have is a seat near the toaster. 1.1053 0.07234 19 17 2 0
2888 Sorry, it's a jacket only event! 1.1053 0.03351 38 35 3 0
2889 Sorry, sir, we don't have any slots available. 1.1053 0.07234 19 17 2 0
2890 Sorry L'il slice, I am sorry you did not get the text that we've gone with a low carb comedian 1.1034 0.05755 29 25 3 0
2891 I'm sorry, the ad specifically said 'Host" not 'Toast'... 1.1034 0.05755 29 25 3 0
2892 I have not prepared a toast. 1.1034 0.05755 29 25 3 0
2893 The bread Wanted to order eggs they ran out of eggs So he ordered salad” By Sofie 1.1034 0.05755 29 24 3 0
2894 Sorry,but our dress code requires pants. 1.1026 0.04922 39 35 4 0
2895 Its not a wry joke, you’re toast. Now outta here. 1.1026 0.03275 39 36 3 0
2896 Veaganism is the mother of invention. 1.1000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
2897 Sorry, we no longer offer bread service. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
2898 Sir, I’m afraid the bowtie does not enable us to overlook your lack of pants. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
2899 What? Is my outfit too grainy? 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
2900 Yes, we prefer a jacket, but about Toastmasters.... 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
2901 I'm sorry, but shoes are required for the breakfast buffet." 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
2902 You must be here for the Toastmasters 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
2903 I'm sorry but the casting call said, 'man who gives a toast' and not 'man who is a toast.' 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
2904 When the rest of your loaf is here, I can seat you. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
2905 I'm so sorry sir. But we're strictly gluten free here. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
2906 I am sorry sir, even though you are the toast of the town, you still need a reservation. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
2907 I'm sorry sir, we can't seat you until the rest of your loaf arrives 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
2908 You're the best thing since the health inspector! 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
2909 Sir, this is 5-star establishment. We don't serve bread for free. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
2910 You'd better hurry. The best man needs you to make his toast. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
2911 Before I introduce our guest speaker, I'd like to propose a toast. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
2912 Well, for starters, we don't serve bread. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
2913 Sorry, thaaat Toastmaster's meeting was last week. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
2914 No, sir, it's a public speaking championship. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
2915 All I said was, it is customary to wear a tuxedo when giving a toast. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
2916 And here to accept the award for best picture is White Bread. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
2917 Apologies, the invitation was supposed to be titled, "Celebrity Roast". 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
2918 You can’t just pop by and butter me up, you need a reservation. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
2919 I don't see your reservation, but I'm sure we can sandwich you in. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
2920 Cool tie! 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
2921 I can't seat you until peanut butter and jelly arrive. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
2922 Sorry, there are no Carbs listed on the guest list, besides, you look toasted already. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
2923 Tony isn’t working, you’re out of the soup, and you expect me to sit in the basket?? 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
2924 Leipää... Leipää... 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
2925 Get outta here, you're toast. 1.1000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
2926 I'm sorry, sir. We only serve breadsticks here. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
2927 Sir, I’m afraid you’re toast. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
2928 No reservation? Hmm. Maybe I can sandwich you in. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
2929 I thought I was giving the toast. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
2930 I'm afraid your butter half arrived an hour ago. I think you're toast. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
2931 Our next speaker needs no introduction 1.1000 0.06882 20 18 2 0
2932 The tie is good, but our dress code requires peanut butter and jacket. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
2933 I can't believe what I'm seeing. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
2934 When I called for a reservation, you said that if I came in black tie, I would be "The Toast Of The Town!" 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
2935 I'm sorry I can't honor your reservation, but this is a gluten free restaurant. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
2936 Are you joining us for entrées or for a wholemeal? 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
2937 Bread for two? Butter is waiting at the table. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
2938 Unfortunately, it's not time for breakfast anymore. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
2939 Brother.... is that you? 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
2940 Sorry, we do not serve your kind here. This is a gluten free restaurant. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
2941 I'm sorry sir, this restaurant is now gluten-free. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
2942 Just one? 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
2943 Party of 20? 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
2944 I never got a supervisor before 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
2945 I'm sorry, sir, but you're too toasted. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
2946 What is it about the words "after dinner" you don't understand? 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
2947 I can't work to close to the heater, otherwise I will be toasted! 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
2948 Outside food isn't allowed sir! 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
2949 No matter how you slice it, we have no reservations available! 1.1000 0.06882 20 18 2 0
2950 I'm afraid your crust doesn't meet our upper standards. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
2951 And how many other slices will be joing you? 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
2952 The Toastmasters reservation was for yesterday, sir. However, there is a Crouton Convention on the second floor that might be of interest? 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
2953 And the Pocketbook Recovery Award goes to Vintage Toast sans Avocado. 1.1000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
2954 Sorry - we serve only rolls. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
2955 Looking out over his critical audience, Harold suddenly realized that he was toast. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
2956 Sorry, nothing under Bread Bob No Pants. 1.1000 0.05991 40 36 2 1
2957 I haven't seen him since yesterday evening. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
2958 Basket for one? 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
2959 Well, one of us has to change. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
2960 I’m sorry Melba, but they already ordered a marble rye from Snitzers 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
2961 Yes, this IS Toastmasters. But doesn't mean that actual toast can speak. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
2962 I'm sorry we don't serve breads. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
2963 This establishment serves upper crust only. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
2964 I’m waiting for chopped liver. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
2965 Yep, I am here for the toastmasters luncheon. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
2966 Your grade had nothing to do with your looks. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
2967 Sorry, we have a rule against nepotism 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
2968 A table should be ready in a few weeks when the New Year's resolutions wear off. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
2969 I'm sorry to say, but you're toast. 1.1000 0.10541 10 8 1 0
2970 Sorry, this restaurant is now gluten free. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
2971 Whole wheat, Rye, or Multigrain - it doesn't matter where you come from. It does matter which side your buttered on. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
2972 When you said your reservation was Toast, I thought you cancelled. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
2973 No...proposing a toast won't get you in any quicker! 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
2974 Sorry, Ms. Avocado has not arrived. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
2975 We cannot accommodate a family of 22, sir. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
2976 I'm afraid a black tie doesn't make you 'upper crust'! 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
2977 I'm sorry sir, we must insist you wait until Ms. Butter arrives to be seated. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
2978 Sorry sir, this is not the Toastmasters meeting. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
2979 Are we willing to serve you? Well, yes and no... 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
2980 Table five would like to schmear you. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
2981 I am afraid, Mr. Home-slice, at our tables, we serve only loaves. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
2982 Sorry sir, we already have a toast master for this evening. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
2983 Im terribly sorry, but we were expecting the celebratory expression.” 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
2984 Hmm? You pencil me in tonight, I give you a little bread? 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
2985 For this role however, we are looking for someone a bit more wheatish 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
2986 I do apologize sir - I announced “party of eleven”, not “party of a leavened” 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
2987 I am sorry sir, we have a strict dress code of loafers only 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
2988 Another L.A. gluten free restaurant... :( 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
2989 I'm sorry, but we're going to need to split your loaf between several tables. 1.1000 0.06882 20 18 2 0
2990 but this IS my coat and tie! 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
2991 Would you like a seat in the kitchen or near the server's station? 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
2992 No Toast??? How about a BLT, hold the bacon, lettuce and tomato? 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
2993 Your date just ran off with the spoon." 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
2994 Are you a member of Toastmasters? 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
2995 No schmear, no shoes, no service. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
2996 Yes, I know your family works here, but we cannot offer special seating privileges to relatives. 1.1000 0.06882 20 18 2 0
2997 I'm sorry, Sir, but Miss Butter has not yet arrived. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
2998 I am pleased to introduce the Toastmaster General. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
2999 A table near the fires is quite toasty. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
3000 And lastly I'd like to thank the real star of Toast-Con... Butter! 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
3001 The President's table, of coarse... 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
3002 Sorry most of our guests are gluten free 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
3003 I know it’s not my place but I really feel like we should warm the butter before we bring it out. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
3004 Regrettably your reservation, not unlike yourself, appear to be a day-old. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
3005 I'm sorry sir, but I'm afraid I can't seat you. This is a gluten-free restaurant." 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
3006 I’m sorry, but getting into the turkey club requires approval from the cheese board. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
3007 When you asked if we serve bread I thought you meant... 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
3008 Our meals are "gluten free," not "gluten...free!" You'll have to pay like everyone else, sir. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
3009 ‘’I am terribly sorry Sir, but we are exclusively a whole grain-only establishment’’ 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
3010 I'm afraid you misunderstood the "Whites Only" sign in our window. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
3011 You’re late for the party or early for the conviction. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
3012 If you speak to this group, you're gonna be toast. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
3013 I'm sorry to inform you that the Toastmasters dinner was yesterday. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
3014 That bow tie will not help your GRE score! As far as I’m concerned, you’re TOAST! 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
3015 I’m sorry but I can’t seat you until the rest of your loaf has arrived 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
3016 I'm sorry, but the last toast we allowed in was drunk. 1.1000 0.03203 40 36 3 0
3017 And now a word from the toastmaster. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
3018 I'm sorry sir but there is a carb restriction. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
3019 "I'm getting toasted" "I'm getting toasted" 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
3020 Yes, you ARE in the right place.Welcome to Toastmasters. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
3021 Our totally redesigned iToast adapts seamlessly to your favorite platform . . . 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
3022 Sorry, sliced bread is the next best thing now. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
3023 I would really prefer,”Nice try” instead of, “You’re toast!” 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
3024 I'm afraid buttering up the upper crust is mandatory to get in. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
3025 I've never heard of a real toast attending a celebrity toast." 1.1000 0.05130 20 19 1 0
3026 But I'm the guest of honor. They are going to toast me tonight. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
3027 I said, 'the best thing since sliced bread . . . since!' Go sit back down! 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
3028 Would it be under “Rye”? 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
3029 We don't serve your kind here. If only you were Italian or French. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
3030 I'm sorry sir, this a roast. The toast was last week. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
3031 There's no table in the restaurant, but they're always doing toasts in the bar. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
3032 I’m sorry, Mr Sandwich, we cannot seat you until the rest of your party arrives. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
3033 I'm sorry sir, but we stop serving breakfast at 10:30. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
3034 I’m afraid we’re jammed up right now, and you might be too if you don’t get out of here. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
3035 I’m sorry, this is a restaurant. We don’t arrange “murder the homeless” Most Dangerous Game island getaways for sentient slices of bread. I can’t begin to imagine why you thought I could do that for you. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
3036 Sorry, we only serve dinner rolls here. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
3037 Well aren't you just darling in that little bowtie! 1.0952 0.06564 21 18 2 0
3038 I'm sorry, sir, but we require a jacket. 1.0952 0.04880 21 20 1 0
3039 Please wait here. I need to ask the manager to take some items off of the lunch menu. 1.0952 0.06564 21 19 2 0
3040 ... so then I asked if she could give me a BJ and that pissed her right off...so that bitch turned me into the motherfucking bread I was eating... All because of my typo: 1.0952 0.04584 42 38 4 0
3041 yes i can sit you by the fireplace it is toasy 1.0952 0.06564 21 18 2 0
3042 Welcome ladies and gentlemen to this week 1.0930 0.02353 43 41 2 0
3043 I'm sorry. It looks like he's full for the evening. 1.0930 0.04482 43 39 4 0
3044 And now, let’s welcome Bill to the podium, who will make a toast. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
3045 Late for work one more time, and you're toast! 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
3046 Yes, I like your tie but the answer is still no! 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
3047 Bad news, Brad.... The menu AND the staff are now 100% gluten free. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
3048 I’m afraid upper crust is just a figure of speech, sir. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
3049 I'm sorry, but related to the Kushners or not, we are completely booked for tonight. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
3050 You're late ... they just finished toasting the greatest thing since sliced bread. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
3051 If I can't find you a good table, we're both toast. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
3052 Yes, the tie is fine Mr Whitebread, but you've forgotton your shoes again. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
3053 I’ll accept my Best Invention Award now, thanks. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
3054 Sir, we only serve baguettes here. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
3055 We can't seat you until the rest of your loaf arrives. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
3056 I'm assigning you the gluten free table. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
3057 I sat your party five to ten minutes ago. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
3058 I’ll be waiting for Butler to arrive. 1.0909 0.06273 22 20 2 0
3059 If I seat you, sir, we’ll both be toast. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
3060 The Earl of Sandwich, I presume. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
3061 We`re sorry, sir, but Toastmasters isn`t for actual toast. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
3062 Get in there and sop something 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
3063 I'm terribly sorry, but the Toastmaster's luncheon is not till tomorrow. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
3064 It’s not time for the toast yet 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
3065 Sorry sir, the dress code is black tie and golden brown. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
3066 Party of flour? 1.0909 0.04652 22 20 1 0
3067 ‘Sorry, sir – Toastmasters is tomorrow night.’ 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
3068 We can’t seat you until your entire party of PB & J arrives. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
3069 I’m afraid your reservation is toast. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
3070 Sorry to let you go, everyone is in Keto diet 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
3071 The reservation is under Butter, am I the first one to arrive? 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
3072 I'm sorry. You will have to wait at the bar until your buttered half arrives. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
3073 I'd like the low carb menu,please 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
3074 Okay,so you're telling me the toaster is no longer up for auction? 1.0909 0.06273 22 19 2 0
3075 I guess you're toast. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
3076 I'm sorry, butter has cancelled your reservation. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
3077 Sir, for the last time, this restaurant only serves baguettes 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
3078 Sorry, we charge for bread service. No exceptions. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
3079 I thought I was going to give the toast? 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
3080 So you told him "don't mess with texas" and then what happened? 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
3081 I’m sorry. We don’t serve bread on Passover. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
3082 I'm so sorry, but the dress code forbids wearing bread. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
3083 I'm afraid you just don't have the crust for politics. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
3084 I’m sorry, we misunderstood what you meant by “food critic” 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
3085 Are you here to join the club? 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
3086 Black tie, yes, but unfortunately this isn’t a white bread event. 1.0909 0.06273 22 19 2 0
3087 I came to see this restaurant everyone claims is the greatest thing since sliced bread. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
3088 You're late, and now you're toast!! 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
3089 I thought that the Toastmasters meeting was for unmarried toast. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
3090 Sorry, sir. I'm told their will be no toasts at their table. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
3091 But are you vegan? 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
3092 Sorry, we can't seat you until your entire pantry is here. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
3093 No no, it's nothing to do with the dress code or you being gluten-free. We're just, like, SUPER racist against bread products. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
3094 Look, just because you show up at everyone's table before dinner doesn't mean you're a waiter. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
3095 I'm sorry, we just gave your table to the greatest thing since sliced bread. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
3096 Sorry, I don’t have a booth available... but will a basket do? 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
3097 When you get a chance, Table 2 would like more bread. 1.0909 0.06273 22 19 2 0
3098 I'm so sorry sir, but we are white bread only. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
3099 I don't care if you're the toast of the town; if you don't have a reservation you're not getting a table tonight. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
3100 A couple of humans for breakfast please. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
3101 Just because you wear a bowtie, doesn't mean you can work here. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
3102 Sorry, but your table was taken by some uppity artisanal bastard.” 1.0909 0.06273 22 20 2 0
3103 Sorry, but technically flour is not WHOLE grain. 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 3 0
3104 Sir, formal attire only. Let me see if I can find an avocado for cover. 1.0909 0.06273 22 20 2 0
3105 I'm sorry, we don't serve bare bread; bow tie or not 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
3106 Are the humans complementary. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
3107 Yes. The table is ready. Your hosts Butter and Cheese will join you, soon. 1.0909 0.05082 33 30 2 0
3108 I'm sorry sir, your reservation isn't until Fryeday. 1.0882 0.04937 34 30 3 0
3109 Sorry I don't see anything under Mr. Toast of the Town either 1.0870 0.06007 23 21 2 0
3110 Sadly, once again this year, Brioche is the toast of the town. 1.0870 0.06007 23 21 2 0
3111 We are wearing the same bow tie... curious” 1.0870 0.06007 23 21 2 0
3112 Yeah, but his taste in food is garbage. 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
3113 Are you trying to get a rise out of me? 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
3114 I'm sorry sir, tonight's Toastmasters Gala honors exemplary public speakers. 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
3115 It’s just, you know...we’re keto. 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
3116 No I'm sorry, this isn't the bread line. 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
3117 Oh dear! I see here that Avacado just left with Cobb Salad. 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
3118 I'm sorry Sir,we only serve the upper crust here. 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
3119 And on which side do you want to be buttered? 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
3120 Are you with the Hass party? 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
3121 I don't want to stale, I always want to stay fresh." "Okey" 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
3122 Mayo or non Mayo section? 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
3123 I'm meeting a friend here ~ French Toast. I'm Texas. 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
3124 I thought I should warn you sir, tonight we have a large group from Toastmasters International. 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
3125 Sorry sir all toast must be buttered and accompanied by jelly before admittance to our dining room.. 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
3126 Sorry to keep you waiting but we’re a bit jammed up right now. 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
3127 You are no longer the Toast of the Town - you need a reservation! 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
3128 Bad news, good news. You are not on the reservation list, but you are on the menu. 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
3129 Will the audience please rise for a toast 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
3130 Sorry but booths are only for loaves 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
3131 I'm afraid you're no longer the toast of this establishment 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
3132 Sir, you need your better half if you want to e-loaf the country. 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
3133 I'm afraid your plans have gone a-rye" 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
3134 I'm afraid your reservation was for being on table 6 not at table 6. 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
3135 That's not the "toast" they were talking about. 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
3136 No shoes, no service. Sorry, you’re toast. 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
3137 I’m sorry. You’re toast. 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
3138 I'm sorry but there is no other way to slice it - not only is this a gluten-free environment but we don't allow outside food. I know its crumby that your reservation is toast. 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
3139 You spilled the customer's wine and ruined her dress, so you're toast. 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
3140 I'm sorry, the Toastmasters convention was yesterday! 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
3141 ‘I’m sorry Sir, we are gluten free’ 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
3142 No reservation, no table -- even if you are the toast of the town. 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
3143 I don't care if you're the Toast of the Town. I still don't have any tables open. 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
3144 Will you be dining in the white, wheat or rye section? 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
3145 I'm sorry but the only seats we have available at the moment are muffin tins. 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
3146 Sorry, it's past 5 o'clock, dinner rolls only. 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
3147 Butter luck next time 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
3148 Let me be explain again how I know you don’t cause “silly yak” disease. 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
3149 Yeah we're looking for a new baker for the kitchen. But I can tell you, one slip-up and you're toast. 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
3150 Sir, I promise, the table near the kitchen is the only one we have left. 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
3151 If you’re thinking ‘A- Maze-ing’, I’m not either. 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
3152 Didn’t you see the sign? ‘Marmalade outfit only.’ 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
3153 Just three days on the floor and already you're toast? 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
3154 Don't go near the kitchen or you're toast. 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
3155 How is asking for white bread NOT racist? 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
3156 The wedding party is in the banquet hall -- they're waiting for you. 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
3157 Boss said that if I mess up one more time I'm toast...no offense 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
3158 Sorry, Sir Broetchen, we're not serving glut-free tonight!" 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
3159 I had you down as the Crouton party of 8. 1.0769 0.08006 13 11 1 0
3160 I'm sorry sir. We only serve multigrain here. 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
3161 Bread for the table? Oh sorry, I meant, table for Bread? 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
3162 Will mrs sandwich be joining you? 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
3163 I'm afraid the event is gluten-free. 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
3164 This is the right town, but just because you are wearing a bow tie... 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
3165 I'm sorry, we're completely gluten free 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
3166 Sorry. Toastmasters is next door 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
3167 Sorry, we don't have a big enough toaster. 1.0741 0.05136 27 25 2 0
3168 Sorry, there are no Breadmasters. 1.0714 0.04956 28 26 2 0
3169 Dad? It’s been years... 1.0714 0.07412 14 13 1 0
3170 I could fit you into an eight o'clock slot. 1.0714 0.07412 14 13 1 0
3171 Every Tuesday with you, Barry. Give it a break.. 1.0682 0.03844 44 41 3 0
3172 I am sorry, you are not on the keto list. 1.0667 0.06901 15 14 1 0
3173 You’re late. The toast was scheduled to be given a half hour ago. 1.0667 0.06901 15 13 1 0
3174 I am sorry, we don't allow PB&J in our restaurant, but we do allow Avocado to join you. 1.0667 0.06901 15 14 1 0
3175 I have a table for one in 'gluten-free'. Does that work? 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3176 No shoes, no service, sir. 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3177 Yes, it is a black tie event; but my apologies, a buttered boutonnière is required to enter. 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3178 I’m sorry, we only have a table available in the gluten free section 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3179 Butter called. She asked me to tell you she's leaving you for hot muffin. 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3180 It's a bit humiliating to follow the last pitch, but.... 1.0625 0.06455 16 15 1 0
3181 Do you think this qualifies as natural selection? 1.0588 0.06063 17 16 1 0
3182 So you're here for the Last Supper? 1.0588 0.06063 17 16 1 0
3183 You may be well bread, but there are no tables available...you’re toast. 1.0588 0.06063 17 16 1 0
3184 That's right, Mr. Sliced Bread. It's time to pass the baton. 1.0556 0.05717 18 17 1 0
3185 Sorry. we were expecting a sourdough! 1.0556 0.05717 18 17 1 0
3186 Tonight's toast? 1.0556 0.05717 18 17 1 0
3187 The only table I have is next to the toaster. 1.0556 0.05717 18 17 1 0
3188 No, Breadmasters is down the hall. 1.0556 0.05717 18 17 1 0
3189 I saw all my friends die in Vietnam but I've mostly come to terms with it. So, a clip on, huh? I guess I can see why. 1.0526 0.05407 19 18 1 0
3190 Yes, we do server wine here. 1.0526 0.05407 19 18 1 0
3191 Apologies, sir. We're 100% gluten free. 1.0526 0.05407 19 18 1 0
3192 I’m sorry sir, but we have a strict no butter bow tie dress code at this establishment 1.0500 0.05130 20 19 1 0
3193 Sir, I'm very sorry, but this is a gluten-free establishment. 1.0500 0.05130 20 19 1 0
3194 Sorry, but we’ve already filled up on you. 1.0500 0.05130 20 18 1 0
3195 I’m sorry, but this party is a roast, not a toast. 1.0500 0.05130 20 19 1 0
3196 My apologies sir -- we don't serve gluten here. 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
3197 Sorry but we want a rye toastmaster 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
3198 Bread wearing a tie????? 1.0476 0.04880 21 20 1 0
3199 We started at 9AM, it is now 3PM, so I'm sorry but Peanut Butter and Jelly already went during the Noon timeslot. 1.0455 0.04652 22 21 1 0
3200 Sorry Sir, the bakery down the street needs help. 1.0455 0.04652 22 21 1 0
3201 Sorry sir, we cannot seat you in outfit that crummy 1.0455 0.04652 22 21 1 0
3202 Sorry, it's not that sort of Toastmasters club. 1.0455 0.04652 22 21 1 0
3203 Frankly, you're way overqualified to give the toast. 1.0455 0.04652 22 21 1 0
3204 I'm sorry. You may be the toast of the town, but you still need a reservation. 1.0455 0.04652 22 21 1 0
3205 I’m sorry, Sir, but you aren’t the kind of bread winner we are looking for. 1.0435 0.04446 23 22 1 0
3206 No bread allowed 1.0435 0.04446 23 22 1 0
3207 I'm sorry but this restaurant is now gluten free. 1.0435 0.04446 23 22 1 0
3208 Unfortunately we went gluten-free last week and I am going to have to ask you to leave. 1.0417 0.04256 24 23 1 0
3209 I thought we agreed the marble rye was handing out the diversity award this year? 1.0357 0.03637 28 27 1 0
3210 I told you not to pick the one from the pilot experiment... 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3211 He really took ‘test group’ to a whole new level 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3212 Well that explains the gas station 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3213 At least we won’t have: to clean the maze 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3214 mashanegunkelly 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
3215 Interesting... It appears the subject has skipped past legal weed and gone straight to jetpacks. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3216 The dairy-free vegan soy cheese doesn’t seem to be having the same effect... 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
3217 CARLOS GHOSN FOUND A PLAN B AND WE ARE STUCK WITH THIS! 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
3218 I told you, if we give them the option theyll just use it everytime. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3219 Wrong hands? at 1f this gets into the cage 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3220 Well this is rather dramatic, even for a cocain study 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3221 Mouse No. 007 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3222 That must be some good cheese. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3223 I’m not saying this solves the subway rat problem, but it certainly makes it interesting. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
3224 Are you sure the FDA approves? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3225 I see what you meant by cheese-wiz... 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3226 On animal testing, but I just don’t know what we’re doing anymore 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3227 It read the ‘who ate my cheese’ book 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3228 Should i start the IGtv video now? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3229 Wait I can’t remember... is this maze for us or for her? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3230 We thought this was an easy task, but it turns out it is rocket science. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3231 GOOD NEWs...NO FIRE... NO OCOTT MORRISON... BUT | WANT THAT CHEESE #NOVEGAN 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
3232 He doesnt really need the helmet at that altitude 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3233 I told you pigeons like cheese. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3234 He needs to claim we have the greatest Space Force in the world. This is all the evidence 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3235 Yes, this is the first X-rat! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3236 Do you think that the mouse knows he can open the window just clicking on the right? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3237 Well, who better to test that new travel sickness drug on? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3238 I hate testing early adopters during CES. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3239 He already has @ name and trademark: the Ratjetpack 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
3240 They said this project would never take off 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3241 He says it is 2020 and can’t be bothered doing it old school. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3242 The new regime works wonders 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3243 But... what if the rat is vegan? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3244 We need to stop buying subjects from the Edison line. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3245 Year of the Rat mascot tryouts reach new heights 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3246 Sometimes the people I work with are dumber than this rat 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
3247 I said rat pack, not jetpack 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3248 He did say he was going to go above and beyond in 2020 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3249 What do you mean Stuart Little is a fiction 7? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3250 Maybe we should try self- driving car? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3251 Did we really need this maze now that we have flying rats. scientist2: damn right 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3252 Yeah, it really was a rocket science 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3253 I don’t think he liked it when we called him Mickey. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3254 I told you not to leave your intermittent fasting book near their cage, Robert 1.0000 0.08704 12 11 0 0
3255 I call it the pack rat. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
3256 Is adrenaline junkie a separate column? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3257 The subject has rapidly exceeded expectations 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3258 Maybe we shouldn’t have added the jet 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3259 after quitting tik tok, Mickeys perfomance increased slightly 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
3260 Submit it to @IGNOBELS 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3261 that puppy REALLYmoves. for the last time, Jim, it’s a mouse 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3262 We call him “Elon Mousk 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3263 That cat is surely sonna have a challenge 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
3264 They made an enhancement to the maze right hand rule algorithm. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3265 Is it just me, or does it look a bit bored today? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3266 This one our last mouse, i hope it works this time! 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
3267 What pronoun does this come with? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3268 I think we have rats in our little jetpack labyrinth... 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
3269 Yes, we give the butter away for free, too. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3270 I’m sorry but we can’t serve you: we’re gluten-free. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3271 Toastmasters is down the hall. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3272 Hi, I'm the new hostess. Hope you weren't expecting a twinkie 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3273 Sorry, it takes a lot of dough to eat here. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
3274 Toasted? 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
3275 Nobody wants you in there. They've already started the main course." 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3276 I’m afraid jackets are required. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3277 I'm sorry, Mr. Wheat. Maybe the reservation is listed under Whole. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3278 Sir, I'm sorry. We can't seat you. We don't want to fill up before dinner. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
3279 Come to work late one more time and you're toast. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
3280 If we fill up with your kind, we won't have any room for desserts. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3281 My dear cro 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3282 She’s here with that lettuce wrap and they asked for gluten-free menus. I’m sorry, Stan. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
3283 I thought this was Toastmasters, not Toastmakers 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3284 Sorry, Toastmasters was yesterday. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3285 I can still see your bologna. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
3286 They’ll eat you for breakfast. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3287 You seem to be a day old. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3288 Sorry, we’re gluten free. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3289 We're strictly for the upper crust. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3290 We don’t serve toast after 11:00. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
3291 She was seen walking arm-in-arm with a marble rye. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3292 We don't have any toastmasters' meeting." 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3293 I did say 'no bread, no table,' but I didn't mean it literally. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
3294 I’m sorry sir, we cannot seat you until the entire sandwich has arrived. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3295 Are you sure your qualified to teach bread statistics? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3296 I’m very sorry sir, you’re a bit too toasted. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3297 Indeed sir, I’m afraid that all of our booths could be described as ‘menacingly toaster-shaped.’ 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3298 Sorry, black tie is necessary but not sufficient. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
3299 Sorry, the reservation for Mr. Peanut has been cancelled 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3300 I'm sorry, but I can't seat you until the rest of your loaf arrives. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3301 Yes, I’m sorry, sir, but as a fine dining establishment, we do charge for bread here. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
3302 I’m sorry, sir, but only the upper crust is allowed in here. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3303 I'm sorry but the day old bread convention starts tomorrow." 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3304 Sorry bread, but your reservation is toast. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3305 Will you be dining a-loaf? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3306 Don't take that customer too seriously. He's just gluten intolerant. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3307 There's no such thing as reverse discrimination. There are whole-grain diets. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3308 I’m sorry sir, but I’m afraid the sourdough has already reserved tonight’s toast. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3309 I'm sorry, we went gluten-free last week. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3310 Amigo, do you have egg on your face? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3311 Sorry - there’s no buttering me up. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
3312 I’m sorry sir, we don’t allow loafers to dine at our establishment. 1.0000 0.13363 8 7 0 0
3313 I'm afraid we don't have a coat in your size. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3314 You're buttering me up aren't you? 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
3315 I'm sorry, sir. We only serve french bread here. Chef's orders. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3316 sir, i already told you twice, you can't just loaf around here. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
3317 Would Jennifer take me back? 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
3318 I'm sorry sir. To be seated in our restaurant you must have jelly on. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3319 I'm afraid we can't seat you until the rest of your loaf has arrived. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3320 I get the feeling you're too crusty for the job. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3321 I said bring bread, not be bread. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3322 I'm so sorry. Mr. Butter called and canceled the reservation. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3323 I'm sorry your Butter Cup isn't here yet, but I can't send you to your table alone. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3324 What room is the toastng? 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
3325 I said "lets make a toast " not "your toast" 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3326 I'm sorry sir, this establishment is gluten-free. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
3327 At last, a tie that can bind crusty characters into a pretty bow. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3328 I'm lunching with melted Swiss cheese. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3329 Oh great, now we’re both toast. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3330 I'm sorry, you're not on the guest list for the ham and cheese reception. There was a cancellation, however, within the peanut butter and jelly party. Perhaps I could seat you there? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3331 You cousin canceled. He's part of our steak sandwich. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
3332 I'm sorry sir, but they've just given the toast. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3333 Because you add to the carb footprint, our menu makers consider you persona non gratin. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3334 Sorry, sir. This is Toastmasters and, well, you’re just bread. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3335 A toaster for one side or two? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3336 I’m sorry sir, we only serve artisan bread here. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3337 I know you used to be the toast of the town, but now I can't even get you a seat in the kitchen. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
3338 I’m sorry, no carbs allowed. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3339 I’m not gluten intolerant. I just don’t like your silly little bow tie. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3340 I can get you a table right away, if you don't mind sitting next to the toaster. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3341 Sorry Sir ... The Toastmasters meeting was last week! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3342 Gluten-free, I presume. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
3343 I'm sorry, sir, but after the last incident, you're toast. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3344 Are you the special for the Toastmasters lunch today. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3345 Dress it up any way you want, gluten is gluten." 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3346 Allow me to offer a toast, a real toast! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3347 I’m sorry, sir. Rye-servations only. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3348 I’m sorry sir, but we’ve already had the toast. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3349 And your protesting for water? 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
3350 Sorry, but we only accept the upper crust. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3351 Sorry sir, we only serve gluten-free patrons. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3352 Peanut Butter called and said she couldn't make it. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3353 Yes, you're dressed for the occasion but our keto diners are not in the mood to count calories tonight. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3354 I’VE HEARD OF A CLUB SANDWICH, BUT A CLUB FOR SANDWICHES?? NOW I’VE SEEN IT ALL! ANYWAY, ENJOY YOUR STAY. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3355 Forty-five minutes, I'm afraid, even for the toast of the town. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3356 I’m sorry, sir, but I can’t let you in. You’re obviously toasted. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3357 While I admire your choice in accessories we only have openings for bow tie pasta. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3358 Toast of the town or not, you still need a reservation. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3359 No sir, tonight’s event is a roast. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3360 We can serve you at the deli counter. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3361 I don't make the rules. No outside food or drink. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3362 I'm sorry, it's just that everyone is gluten intolerant these days. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3363 I’m sorry, sir, but I had to give your table away to the focaccia. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3364 No matter which way you slice it, it's a 45-minute wait. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3365 Sorry, we can't seat you until the rest of your loaf arrives. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
3366 I'm sorry sir, I have nothing under Avocado. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3367 I'm afraid we're all booked up for this evening--this place is the greatest thing since you." 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3368 We’re wondering if you could help us with a little jam. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3369 Are you gluten-free?” “100%.” “And the bow tie?” “I swear, it’s NOT a clip-on.” “Excellent. Welcome to the Flat Earth Society. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3370 I’m sorry sir, tonight’s affair is strictly gluten-free. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3371 Forgive me, but are you the one who proposes or do they? 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
3372 Someone at that table just grabbed my butter. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3373 Toaster for one? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3374 Sir, this is a gluten-free establishment. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3375 Sorry, we’re jam-packed this evening. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3376 Gluten? I'm afraid I have nothing here under 'Gluten'. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3377 I'm sorry, we're looking for someone to GIVE a toast. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3378 Would you prefer the gluten or non gluten section? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3379 Peanut butter and jelly have all ready been seated 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3380 I’m sorry, we are a gluten-free establishment. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3381 You got here in the nick of time. The Champaigne's just been served! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3382 Sorry, the head table is only for those making a toast. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
3383 My apologies sir but you are no longer the toast of the town. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3384 We're gluten free. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3385 On the face of it, I can see you're all ready for breakfast. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3386 I’m afraid there’s been a message from Avocado. She says it’s over. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3387 I'll put down your whole french toast party for breakfast with champagne and caviar. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3388 Sorry, sir. Perhaps I spelt it wrong? 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
3389 I realize you’re on the menu but I still can’t let you in. We’re already at capacity! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3390 Sorry, but you're toast. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3391 You're here for the Toastmaster's dinner? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3392 I'm sorry, we only serve gluten-free. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3393 I’m afraid we’re not a gluten free establishment. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3394 I'm terribly sorry! We no longer serve French toast! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3395 I’m sorry sir, our strict dress code stipulates a browned jacket required. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
3396 Tie AND jacket. No exceptions. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
3397 Sorry we do not take reservations for single slices only loafs. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3398 Sorry, upper crust only. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
3399 Now if you were french toast... 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3400 Are you sure? It's fondue night. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3401 Sorry sir we have no baguettes just banquettes . 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3402 I have your reservation right here. Toasting or non-toasting? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3403 Sorry, we don’t serve toast here.” 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
3404 I’m sorry, sir, but the VIP section is now being used by the best thing since you came along. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3405 I’m sorry, sir, but this restaurant is not BYOB. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3406 You're early, toasts aren't made until after dinner. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3407 I'm sorry, but the last time we had a formal toast, the fashion police shut us down. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3408 Sorry, we can’t seat you until the entire loaf has arrived. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3409 You must wait until the butter gets here, otherwise you are toast. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3410 And now, for the greatest thing since, um... 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
3411 I'm toast. I don't stand a chance. Think I don't know that? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3412 I'm sorry sir, we only have a table in the Non-Gluten section. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
3413 I'm sorry. I didn't prepare this toast. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3414 It's not because you're white. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3415 You have been asked to give the toast at tonight’s event. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3416 Sorry we don't serve white bread at this establishment. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3417 What are you doing here? I'm gluten-free. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3418 I'm sorry sir, but we only allow the upper crust in this establishment. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3419 It really doesn't matter that you are gluten-free, we simply don't cater to singles. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3420 Do you have a reservation, because I definitely do". 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
3421 Sorry, I'm the Toastmaster, not you. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3422 You’re in luck. A slot for you just opened up in our kitchen. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
3423 No, in fact you should go to a hospital immediately. You look like you're toast! 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3424 But you need a jacket, too, and our loaner won't fit you. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
3425 Toasted again? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3426 I am sorry, but the management thinks that your interpretation of black tie is too litteral. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
3427 I’m sorry, sir. All our tables are gluten free. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3428 I'm sorry, sir, this is a Toastamateurs event. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
3429 I’m sorry, but this is a gluten-free restaurant 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3430 Are you with the Butter party? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3431 Please sir, that's obviously a clip-on. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3432 I'm sorry but we are sold out for "Little Baguettes" but we still have some tickets for "The BunFather." 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3433 Sorry kid, you're a little too doughy for Chippendales. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3434 I'm so sorry sir, we do not seem to have you on our Celebrity Toast guest list ! 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3435 Sorry,we can't seat you without Peanut Butter and Jelly. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3436 You've had a good run, Bob. But I just can't overlook the gluten any longer. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3437 I got fired, ok. Can we at least toast for better 2020? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3438 I'm sorry, this restaurant is gluten free. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3439 But, I'm here to give the toast! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3440 I heard there was a birthday party. Somebody called for a toast. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3441 No shoes, no crust, no service. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
3442 Wry? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3443 I walked into the train convention 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3444 So you're listed on the auction as the yardstick for all inventions? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3445 It’s an hour wait even if you’re the best thing since sliced bread. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
3446 I'm sorry, sir. The tie is fine, but I'm afraid a coat of butter doesn't qualify as a jacket. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3447 The tie is fine, but we also require a coat. Of butter. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3448 That’s not how this works. You’re the one that’s supposed to be buttering me up. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3449 I’m afraid you just missed Mrs Toast Squarepants. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3450 I'm sorry sir, the only reservation I have under "Toast" checked in 15 minutes ago with a palate of butter and some strawberry jam. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3451 I'm sorry, but Ms. Butter called to cancel. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3452 We have a strict policy against loafers. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3453 I’m sorry to be the one to tell you this sir, but Kobe Bryant is dead. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3454 You may be the last best thing, but no shoes no service. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3455 ...finally, here’s All American whitey who lost market share to foreign pumpernickels, ryes and whole wheats. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3456 The rest of your party is at the bar getting toasted. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3457 I told you not to show up toasted again. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3458 Which section would you like, toaster or nontoaster? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3459 I am terribly sorry, but this is a gluten-free restaurant. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
3460 Like some, he won't be offended no matter what you say. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3461 No shirt, no shoes, no service. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3462 With or without the bow tie, you're still toast. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3463 Ladies and Gentlemen, I present to you the best thing, period. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3464 I don't know how to tell you this, but you are no longer welcome here 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3465 There’s a gluten allergy on five. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3466 I want to kick off this memorable evening with a toast. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3467 Sorry but the club sandwich already found a third 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
3468 I’m terribly sorry but you missed the toast! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3469 I'm very sorry, we don't serve gluten. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3470 I'm sorry, Sir, but we've given your table to Elon Musk. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
3471 Table for one slice or a whole loaf? 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
3472 Stop loafing or you're toast. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3473 Oh sorry, my shift doesn’t end until eight. Do you mind just loafing around for an hour? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3474 I'm sorry, I assumed you spoke French. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
3475 The glutton has been detained, but he left no remains. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3476 And now, I’d like to make a toast. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3477 “I remember, now. You’re the one who slips me some butter.” 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3478 I’m sorry sir, no carbs after 6 o’clock. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3479 Okay, okay, so I won't propose at toast. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
3480 Well, I guess gluten-free could be viewed as discriminatory. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
3481 I'm sorry. We can't seat you until your whole sandwich is present. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3482 He’s the best thing, period. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3483 Aren’t you the food delivery? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3484 I'm sorry sir, this is a gluten free restaurant. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3485 Your group is waiting to toast you, sir. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
3486 Tonight is a roast, no toast allowed. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3487 I‘m afraid I can’t let you in sir, we’re gluten free 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3488 Sir a coat is required for the dining room. Do you prefer butter or jelly. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3489 I’m afraid this is the Oscars, Mr. Pumpernickel. We’re looking for white-bred. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3490 Now it's time to make a toast to make a toast to our friend, Mr. Rye! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3491 nan 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3492 I'm sorry sir, your name isn't here. I'm afraid you're toast! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3493 We have no gluten free section. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3494 Sorry, I can't seat you until your entire loaf is here. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3495 Well, the party is already pretty crumby. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3496 I can't stay; he's too much of a heel. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3497 I’m sorry. I can’t seat you until the rest of your sandwich arrives. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3498 Sorry, the Toastmaster’s luncheon has been cancelled. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3499 Sorry we're out of peanut butter and jelly 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
3500 I'm sorry, sir, but you're too late for the Toast portion of tonight's dinner. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3501 C'mon, you Volga boatman! The tempo's presto! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3502 I can't seat you until your entire sandwich is here. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3503 I don't like this bowtie either, sir, but suicide by jelly is not, alas, permitted. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3504 The bow tie’s a nice touch but it’s still a gluten-free only class. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
3505 Sorry we don't have room for your party no matter how you slice it. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3506 I am afraid I cannot let you in - this is the keto enthusiast dinner. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3507 What section do you prefer, regular white or gluten-free? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3508 It's not about your insufficient formal attire, or even about the fact that you're a giant piece of toast. I simply cannot grant you admission into the awards ceremony so that you can - and I quote - "score some sweet, sweet, celebrity ketamine." 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
3509 Ok, I'll jam you into the agenda 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3510 This is the third time this week that a customer has complained about crumbs in their car 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3511 Table for one. My ex told me I’m toast. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
3512 Sorry, we only serve whole-grains here. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3513 I'm sorry Sir, this restaurant has a strict diversity code. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3514 Whitebread privilege is over. We’re only hiring multigrain now. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3515 If you don’t let me in, I’m toast! 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
3516 An hour late? By the looks of your date, you're toast. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3517 I'm sorry, but we no longer serve carbs here. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3518 "Do you wish to loaf and toast with the other slices?" 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3519 Have you seen my family? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3520 Sorry, sir, a jug of wine had to cancel. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3521 Before we go ahead and seat you, it might be a good idea if you tell me which side you are buttered on. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3522 Sir, I understand you have lots of dough, but we only take the upper crust. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3523 I’m sorry monsieur, we don’t serve French toast here” 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3524 Sorry, but we're not doing any more gluten intolerance spiels. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3525 Are you sure you want the gluten-free section? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3526 Sir, the tie is great but we also require pants. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
3527 I'm sorry, but the spread is a little thin today. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
3528 No, I don't see a reservation under Mr. Toast, but I see one for a Ms. Jam 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3529 I’m sorry, your party’s reservation was at 7pm, they already had the toast. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3530 Smoked or non-smoked? 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3531 Please wait at the bar. When your table is ready, I’ll challah. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3532 I am very sorry, sir, but the Avocado party has not yet been seated. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3533 I can get you a table at 7 or you can wait for something to pop-up. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
3534 Sorry champ, you had a good run but pop tarts have raised the bar. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3535 I'm sorry, the announcement was "Celebrity Roast. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3536 I'm sorry sir, the newlyweds have chosen champagne to make their toast with. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
3537 You may be the toast of the town,but you still need a reservation. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3538 Sorry Sir, but this event is black tie. No loafers. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3539 Sorry, we are only toasting avocado toast tonight! 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3540 Don't get toasty with me! Just because you did not win best seeded bread. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3541 I’m sorry sir, I know it’s toasty in here but jackets are required. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
3542 And our next speaker is... hold on... you forgot the baloney? Then you’re toast! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3543 I look so carbohydrate with this bowtie, don't I? 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
3544 You keep popping up, Mr. Melba. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3545 They asked for coleslaw, not extra toast. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3546 Wow, so you’re saying I’m toast for wearing the same outfit as you?? No, you’re toast, Paul. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
3547 I’m sorry Mr Toast but club rules are rules and I can’t seat you without a buttery coat. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
3548 Would you like to warm up in the toaster while you wait? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3549 No you can't "give it a little suck". "Ah man I wanna suck one, I wanna taste it!!" 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3550 The next basket will open up in ten minutes, sir. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3551 I'm sorry. Toasteses can't be hostesses. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3552 If you think wearing a bow tie is going to get you into Harvard, you'll be toast. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3553 Let me guess. You are interested in the new gluten-free special? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3554 Sorry, today is Paleo day 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3555 Bread and butter 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
3556 No! I'm not French Toast. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3557 Yes, I am with Mr. Trump. He's toast too. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3558 I’m sorry, sir. We have a strict ‘no shirt, no jelly, no service’ policy... 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3559 That green you're showing won't get you a better table."_ 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
3560 He may be toast, but he's our toast. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3561 I'm sorry, sir, but no matter how you slice it, we can't fit you in tonight. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3562 You could try buttering me up. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3563 So sorry, Mr. French, but I just can't seat anyone who might be served later with whipped egg, melty butter and maple syrup. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3564 Sorry, we only accept upper crust. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3565 I'm afraid you're not on the guest list or the menu. You're toast. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3566 If you want a table you're gonna need to suck my dick 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3567 My future son-in-law would like to make a toast..." Mia Shellabarger, Goleta, Calif 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3568 Do you have a preservation? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3569 And now for a toast. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3570 Sir, this restaurant has a strict dress code and while I do appreciate the bow tie, you are otherwise naked. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3571 Gluton or non-gluton? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3572 Sorry, formally gluten free does cut it. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3573 I'm sorry, sir, but French Toast is not allowed. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3574 Toastmaster or not - rules say coat and tie required. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3575 Yes, but without a jacket as well, I'm afraid you're toast. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3576 Sorry, friend. You're toast! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3577 Officer, I'm hallucinating like you wouldn't believe. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3578 Sorry Mr. White, this restaurant is gluten free only 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
3579 The times are changing; we let in brown bread all the time now. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3580 I'm sorry, but we don't serve food here. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3581 Sorry you are too late. Turning mushy, Avocado headed to Blank Slate. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3582 Your delivery was less than crisp. Ever consider joining Toastmasters? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3583 YOU'RE LATE. THEY HAVE ALREADY TOASTED THE BRIDE AND GROOM 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3584 Peanut and Jelly send their regrets. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
3585 I'm sorry, but we don't serve gluten here. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
3586 Yes, I am here for the All-You-Can -Eat breadsticks 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3587 I'm sorry, sir, but the gala is open only to white bread participants, not whole wheat or seven-grain. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3588 Sorry, sir. Miss Baguette suddenly remembered another engagement and had to leave. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3589 I am sorry sir, you must have butter. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
3590 I'm sorry, sir. No jam, no jelly, no service. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
3591 Even if you are 'the greatest thing,' you still need a reservation. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3592 Show up late one more time and you're toast, man. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3593 She turned on her heel and said you're toast. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
3594 I’m very sorry you were misled, Monsieur. We do serve many varieties of French Toast for our Jazz Brunch, but not as customers. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
3595 Sorry but we’re gluten free here 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3596 You came back? We thought you’d burnt out. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3597 I’m sorry, sir, but most of our guests are trying to avoid you. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3598 No butter. No jam. No service. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3599 Only the upper crust is allowed here sir. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
3600 Sorry, we have the Ciabatta and Focaccia tables on our list, but no Whole Wheat.” 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3601 So in conclusion my friends on the other side of the aisle, by blocking climate change bills, you might say we are all toast!” 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3602 I'm sorry, sir. Your party called. They are in a jam. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3603 I would like to practice my speaking skills with a sad story about my family being roasted alive and eaten right in front of me. I will try not to cry so I can avoid getting soggy and moldy. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3604 I don’t care if you are the toast of the town - no reservation, no table. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3605 You may be the toast of the town, but you're not getting in without a reservation. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3606 I’m sorry, but we are exclusively gluten-free. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3607 Drop one more tray and you're toast. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3608 Nice bowtie - but, no shoes, no shirt, no service. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3609 I'm sorry but we don't serve white bread here. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3610 How many are in your pantry? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3611 Sorry sir, but we stop serving toast after 10:30. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3612 You may be the toast of the town, but we are still fully booked. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
3613 I’m very sorry sir, avocado toast only. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3614 I'm sorry sir, I only see a reservation for PB and "Jay." 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3615 We’re booked; but we might be able to slot you in. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
3616 Sorry, we don’t serve your kind here, Whole Wheat. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
3617 I know you're the best thing, but you don't have a reservation. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3618 That was last week. This is Bowtie Pasta night. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3619 I'm sorry, but we don't seat incomplete parties. Where's your butter half? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3620 Sorry we only have room in the gluten free section. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3621 You're not on the guest list, Mr. Stone. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3622 Bread 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3623 I am afraid your date is toast. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
3624 I'm sorry, sir, but we don't serve french toast after three o'clock. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3625 How''s your Italian? I can seat you with a lovely Cappucino muffin. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3626 I'm afraid we don't have a table that can seat your whole loaf. But I do have a lovely plastic bag by the window. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3627 We can seat you when your whole loaf arrives. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3628 I called ahead and I was told to go straight to the midsection or thighs 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3629 Your wife? She was last seen with a diner who'd just ordered breakfast. Why? 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3630 Sorry, we are only hiring gluten free waiters at this time. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3631 Can you give me just a couple tables? I'm toast tonight. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3632 I'm sorry, but we only admit whole grain. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3633 Gluten-free? We can't seat you till 9:30 p.m. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3634 Are you a gluten free toastmaster? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3635 Sir, the ad specified creme brûlée, not “crumb.” 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3636 I'm sorry, Mr. Rye. Your party of Ham must be present in order for me to seat you. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3637 Your speech was dry--again. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3638 Not this again. Just get table 3 more bread. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
3639 Be that as it may, sir, jackets are required in the dining room. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3640 Your date - Ms. Butter - arrived a few minutes ago. You'll find her seated next to the fireplace. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3641 Sorry there's no table. You're just not the toast of the town anymore. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3642 This is a Keto restaurant, I’m afraid we don’t serve your kind. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3643 I’m sorry I called you my Homeslice. That was insensitive to the whole wheat community. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3644 Ms. Butter sends her regrets, she will not be able to join tonight. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3645 I'm sorry. Without reservations, you're toast. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3646 I’m sorry, sir. Jackets are required. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3647 I don't see a reservation, but you are on the menu. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3648 So you've decided to show your face around here, you absolute fucking cretin. I thought I told you to get out of here a year ago and yet you come sniveling back here like a lost child. A dumb, dumb, piece of shit child. Fuck off and die. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3649 As I've explained, sir... I cannot seat toasted patrons. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3650 Sorry. Shoes, shirt AND pants required 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3651 I know you’re the greatest thing, but you still need a reservation. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
3652 Will that be gluten-free or non-gluten free? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3653 But monsieur, this is a Paleo restaurant! 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
3654 Sorry, it's gluten-free night. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3655 I don't care how enriched you are, sir, this establishment is gluten-free. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3656 Sorry, tonight's entertainment is a roast not a toast. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3657 The tie is O.K. but you need a jacket." 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3658 Is the reservation for one, or two? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3659 I’m sorry sir, we are booked the whole wheat. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3660 I apologize, but we are now gluten free. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3661 We only have a table for flour. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3662 I submitted all the evidence, that proves I don't like peanutbutter. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3663 No, we aren't interviewing for a "Champagne Toast". 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3664 Looks like the hors d’oeuvres have arrived. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3665 No I haven't seen your other half. Tonight's special is open-faced sandwiches 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3666 I'm sorry sir but your date left with a hot pumpernickel roll and said you were toast. 1.0000 0.18257 6 5 0 0
3667 Sorry, but around here, you're toast. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3668 I'm not sure you can afford our restaurant. It costs a lot of bread. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
3669 I'm sorry, but we're a gluten-free establishment. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3670 I'm sorry, but that's why we call it Toastmasters 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3671 are you sure you can’t sandwich me in? 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
3672 I think we can find a slot for you 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3673 It's not up to me sir. We are a strictly gluten-free facility. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3674 The PB and J table, please. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
3675 You may be overdressed. This is a rustic gathering. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
3676 Neither that old "sliced bread" cliche nor your pathetic claim of a friend of Tucker Carlson will get you a table here. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3677 No sir. It's a roast. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3678 "Don't try buttering me up, I hate bow ties, but I really need the dough. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3679 I’d like to propose a toast. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3680 I’m afraid the only list you’re on, sir, is the appetizers! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3681 I’m afraid you’ve already missed the toasting. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3682 I’m afraid this is a Whites-only resteraunt 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3683 Did you say you are the toastmaster? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3684 I'm sorry, but as I've said, there is no preferred seating for Restaurant Association mascots. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
3685 Apologies... but we don’t serve carbs here. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3686 And the Academy would like recognize, who really needs no introduction. He has been insulting, funny, charming, political, obnoxious. I could go on & on. Lets give a paradoxical welcome too 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3687 But I must be on the guest list- I need to give the toast! 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3688 I’m sorry sir, but the rest of you sandwich must be here before we can give you the table. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3689 I'm sorry but we can't seat you until your entire loaf is here. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3690 She canceled. She said you have been a heel. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3691 I don’t care how toasty you are. A jacket is required. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3692 Our only phone reservation is for “White, Brad.” 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
3693 I'm sorry, but it appears the rest of your party has been nibbled to death 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3694 Half a loaf is better than none 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
3695 And now, my ketogenic friends... 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3696 Sorry, sir. We don’t serve carbs here. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3697 Phil, it’s me—Saul. Long story. Can you sandwich me in? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3698 I'm sorry, sir, but we don't have a non-sandwich section. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
3699 Sir.....I'm really trying to sandwich you in somewhere" 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
3700 will you be making a toast tonight ? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3701 I'd like to propose a special toast. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3702 I'm here for table 19, avocado is on the way. Millennials, am I right? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3703 Sorry, your reservation is toast. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3704 I'm sorry, we don't serve gluten free here. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3705 Sorry, bub. This restaurant is gluten-free. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3706 I'm sorry sir, but it is quite clear that you are toasted and we will not serve you any more. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3707 I'm sorry. I know you're the toast of the town, but we simply don't have any reservations left for tonight. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3708 I don't care if you put on a bow tie. I'm the toastmaster, not you. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
3709 Sorry, we’re a gluten free establishment. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3710 The Sausage King? He's been seated, with an English Muffin. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3711 No, sorry. You'll have to go down the street for dunkin'. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3712 I know they’re your friends, Bernard, but if a customer orders toast, you must serve them toast. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3713 One more complaint and you're toast! 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3714 Look... if you don't shape up, we're both toast 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3715 I'm sorry, but we're gluten free. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3716 No way. I know your name’s not Tony, White Bread. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3717 Sir I realize you may be a little toasty but we still require pants and a jacket. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
3718 Toastmasters meets THURSDAY nights. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3719 No need to raise your glass, I'm already here! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3720 I'm sorry, but we're jammed. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3721 Even though you are made out of it, you still have to pay the dough. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
3722 I waiting for butter 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3723 a warm spot please, this Winter is killing me 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3724 Sorry we do not serve Bread. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3725 Yes, I am sorry, I gave the toast 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3726 I have a seat for you at the chef’s table. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3727 We are very busy but I think that we can sandwich you in. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3728 Now let us welcome our honored guest Dave Wondercrust. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
3729 As toastmaster, I need to know if you are multi-grained or just white. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3730 Unfortunately Bread, you are not the winner. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3731 I don’t care where you’re buttered. You need a reservation. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3732 I mean- sure. Just keep in mind that we’re a gluten-free establishment. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3733 We can seat you when the rest of your loaf arrives. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3734 As for your reservation you are toast 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
3735 I don't like it either sir, but gluten-free is a trend we couldn't ignore. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3736 I'm sorry, but the last maitre d' we hired wore lipstick and he turned out to be a real pig. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3737 I'm afraid tonight's event is only for mediocre inventions. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
3738 I'm sorry, but we can't seat you until the basket and butter pats arrive. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3739 I’m sorry, but this is the gluten-free keynote address. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3740 I don’t care if you’re the toast of the town. No jacket, no table. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3741 Would you like the gluten free menu? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3742 I have no reservation for "Of The Town". 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3743 You just missed the toast. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3744 Black tie optional, gluten-free required. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3745 I asked for 9 grain. Not white toast for this event. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3746 Reporting for duty! 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3747 why the fuck are you naked what the fuck go put on some fucking clothes man 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
3748 I hate to be the one to tell you, Sir, but the rest of your party has already been seated at the toaster. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
3749 If you don't have a reservation you're toast 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3750 Yes, if someone who says 'A toast!' *does* want your services, we will definitely be in touch. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3751 You are 30 minutes late. Your reservation is toast! 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3752 You're the original Sliced Bread, the greatest? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3753 'I have a reservation for a sandwich; you're going to have to wait here 'til your other half arrives' 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3754 I appreciate the bow tie, but what what we actually require is trousers. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
3755 And, that's when I learned I had a peanut allergy. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3756 Bread Pitt? I am sorry, not on the list ... 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3757 I can see your upper crust. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3758 Sorry, you ar fifteen minutes late for taste testing and we are besides we are going gluten free this week. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3759 And now George will explain how his butter-free diet helped him transform from the doughboy to a slim and thin snack. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3760 Sorry sir, but the best thing is yet to arrive. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3761 I'm sorry, the toastmasters gala is for members only 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3762 I know I said you had to butter me up to get a table here Carl, but this is not what I had in mind. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3763 I did try harder and still came in second. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3764 I'm in a bit of a jam, I forgot to make a reservation. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3765 I deeply apologize but I cannot let you in: gluten is out of fashion now. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3766 I'm sorry, but without a reservation, you're toast. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3767 I must apologize ; to be clear we both have a problem, metaphorically speaking : I am in a pickle & you my friend , are in a jam 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3768 Last minute decisions are a bitch to make. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
3769 I'm sorry, Sir, but the Toastmasters' meetings are on Tuesday. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3770 This was supposed to be an informal toast. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3771 If you'd like to wait in the grill we'll raise a glass when there's a seat for you. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3772 Yes, we used to be Whites Only 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3773 I am with the butter party. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3774 I’m going to send you back to the hellscape from whence you came 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3775 I'm awfully sorry, Mr Toast, your plate is indeed ready, but we cannot spread you until Ms. Jam gets here. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
3776 Sir, I'm afraid you're coming late. The guest have made a few toasts already. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3777 I'm sorry but I don't see a reservation under Chunky or Crunchy. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3778 Sorry sir we are fully booked tonight, but the family of ducks have invited you to join them at their booth? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3779 Sir before we seat you I have to warn you, there’s a toaster in there that looks pretty mad 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
3780 The current wait is 135 minutes. Can I get a name for the table? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3781 40% of cops beat their wife 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3782 This is a a bow tie event, not a bow rye event. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3783 Sorry, Mr Wholewheat is it? We only serve the white upper crust. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3784 Uhhhhh, Borger? 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3785 I'm sorry, sir. But we have a firm rule: No shoes, no service. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3786 Would you prefer a toasted or non-toasted section? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3787 You don't need the bowtie. You're profile indicates you're refined. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3788 Sir, I'm sorry I cant let you in, this a loafers only event. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3789 I am sorry sir, I won't be able to sandwich you in. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3790 Where did you get those limbs? 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3791 I am sorry. The newest thing is actually cupcakes. You’re not on the list. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3792 Welcome to Toaster! Do you have a reservation, sir? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3793 Yes, I do know who you are, but as I said, we’re fully booked this evening. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3794 I swear it’s not about you, Mike. It’s ALL gluten. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3795 Toast...seating for one...toast 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3796 She asked me to inform you that she prefers French. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3797 If you sell your body, get paid upfront. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3798 Thank God you’re here, Roy. We got one of them vegans at table six. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3799 No, you were not invited as a guest. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3800 I’m sorry, but this is a roast, not a toast. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3801 Dressing up doesn’t help. You still taste like gluten free. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
3802 Breadwinners, too. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3803 Yes...I'm the toastmaster 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3804 I don't care how you slice it, you still can't be the toastmaster. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3805 If global warming continues at this pace we'll all be toast before long. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
3806 is it cos I'm white? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3807 I just want to make a toast. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3808 Sir, you won't be let it--no matter how much you butter me up 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3809 I’m sorry but this restaurant is gluten free only. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
3810 I'm sorry sir, but we only serve gluten-free bread at Gluten-Free Girard's... 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
3811 Have you tried applying at a less carb- conscious restaurant? Or somewhere outside of LA? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3812 Im sorry but our policy here is coat AND tie 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3813 I'm afraid all our toasters are full tonight. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3814 But they said I would be the toast of the ceremony. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3815 Are you gluten free? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3816 I’m sorry, but we can’t seat you until your entire loaf arrives. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3817 What do we have here? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3818 I was once the greatest thing, and now I am toast. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
3819 Oh. We had imagined a different kind of toast for the reception. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3820 Sorry sir. No shirt, no shoes, no service. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3821 ...and we have no reservations under peanut butter or jelly either. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3822 Sorry, we're full. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3823 Yo, host...uhh...not gonna lie I just came all over the bathroom toilet so can you clean that mf shit up lmaoooo. It's so chunky I ain't cum so hard and gooey since like 13 when I first learned about masturbating haha. Anyways, uhhh LMAOOO 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3824 I’m sorry, I can’t seat you until the ham and cheese arrive. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3825 They’re asking for another slice of bread. I can’t go back there. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
3826 Well, I hope you brought enough for the whole class. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3827 And what are your preferred pronouns? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3828 No... you absolutely must wear a sport coat! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3829 No, I said "no RYE, no service" 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3830 I just don't think you're bready for this job. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3831 I get that your wife put it on for you, but what's keeping it there? 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
3832 You may be toasty, but you still need a jacket. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3833 This is my first speech in this toastmaster class 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
3834 Apologies Mr. Brioche, but no shirt, no shoes, no service. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
3835 You might want to take your crust off before you enter. It's a bit toasty. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3836 We serve your kind here—as lunch. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3837 I'm sorry, sir, but we serve only whole-grain bread. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3838 Why don't you come back when you're not quite as toasted, sir. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3839 No, I can't seat you. You're toast. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3840 Will there be a toast in your party? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3841 Excuse me, do you serve carbs? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3842 ‘Expiry date’ didn’t show up. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
3843 I know this seems to go against the grain, but it’s really just a simple reservation. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
3844 I'm sorry sir, but this is a black RYE event. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3845 Please excuse me for my surprise, sir! I simply expected less bran and more man. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3846 Mr. Pepperidge, will Ms. Nutella be joining you this evening? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3847 DO YOU WISH TO HAVE BREAD SERVED AT YOUR TABLE? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3848 I'm sorry sir, I relaise your the toast of the town but our restaurant is strictly gluten free. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3849 Relax, the Toastmasters just want to help you improve your public speaking skills. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3850 I'm sorry. The toasts are over; they've moved on to the cake. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3851 Sorry, we've gone gluten free. The job went to the rice cake! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3852 With regret sir, we don't serve your type here. We've gone Keto. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3853 Do you mind if we toast you during dinner? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3854 French toast? Je ne parle pas Francais! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3855 I’m sorry, Mr. Sandwich, but you’re barely dressed. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3856 You have a reservation on today’s brunch menus” 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
3857 My footwear? That's what you have "an issue" with? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3858 We don’t serve gluten here! 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3859 Sir I don’t care if you’re the best thing since sliced bread you’re not getting a table 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3860 Little bow tie wearing faggot ass bread why don’t you get the fuck out of here 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3861 Yes, sir, we do serve bread at the table for free--but there's been a terrible misunderstanding-- 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
3862 Sorry, it’s over an hour past your reservation. You’re toast! 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
3863 Little bow tie wearing faggot ass bread why donate. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3864 I’m happy to give you an application but between you and me the boss is gluten intolerant. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
3865 Fred, it’s me. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3866 I must have misunderstood when you asked if we served bread here 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3867 We need you to get here before the toast. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3868 Well, yes, it is a Toastmasters event but you are not on the list. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3869 Sir, I'm not fat. I'm just big-breaded. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
3870 I’m sorry, we only have seating in the gluten-free section. 1.0000 0.18257 6 5 0 0
3871 There's been a mistake. 'Moonlight'. You guys won best picture. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3872 We might be able to seat you in the middle of two all-beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese, pickles, and onions on a sesame seed bun if that's alright. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
3873 Seinfeld. Party of four. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
3874 You need more practice. Try Master Chef. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3875 M-my tie!! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3876 Sorry, I can't let you in — you're not white enough. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3877 I know you're good toast, but the kitchen needs croutons. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3878 No. This isn’t the stage call for the dining scene in Beauty and the Beast. Check next door. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
3879 Busy night, baskets are in the kitchen. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3880 Sorry sir, we are a gluten-free establishment. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
3881 Today's special is...(awkward pause)...French Toast. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
3882 You say your name is "Melba?" 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3883 But you said you would go gluten free. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3884 Melba, you may be the Toast of the Town, but we have no reservation! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3885 I don’t care if you’re the best thing, you can’t grease me with a pad of butter. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3886 I’m sorry to have to do this, Greg, but they did say I have to give a toast to the happy couple 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
3887 Im sorry sir, we're only accepting dinner rolls tonight. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3888 Sorry- the knife and the butter just left together. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3889 I'm sorry sir, but this is a gluten-free affair. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3890 I realize you're the toast of Manhattan, sir, but we simply don't have any tables available at the moment. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3891 I'm part of the Loaf party... 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3892 I'm sorry, sir, but they've already made the toast. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3893 A toaster for one, please." 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3894 But they said I was the one giving the toast! 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3895 I'm sorry, but without pants you're toast. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3896 I'm sorry, sir, but we don't serve food here. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3897 Sir, you don’t have to come onstage after you get made. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3898 All we have is a 4 slice toaster pre-set for extra brown on the counter. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3899 I'm afraid this is a no toasting wedding... 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3900 Good evening sir. As one of our most valued customers, before we seat you at your table, we regret to inform you that the Chef is re-introducing gluten to the menu. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3901 Try buttering her up. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3902 I'm sorry, Dave. Table 9 asked for pumpernickel. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
3903 I have a reservation for tonight's jam session. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
3904 You’re here for the toast?” 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3905 You mean someone already gave the toast? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3906 Are you here for the bride's toast or the groom's toast? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3907 Sir, this is a BLACK tie establishment, not a BREAD tie establishment. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3908 So glad you made it, sir. It's almost time for the toast! 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3909 There's nothing here for The Toast of the Town. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3910 I'm so sorry sir but a toast-edo is not appropriate attire. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3911 Sorry sir, we have to take your temperature before you are seated. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3912 Well that's what happens when you don't book online you stale, unbuttered cardboard. Beat it before I slice you into appetizers for table twelve. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
3913 I‘m sorry sir, but all members of your party must be present before we can seat you. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3914 Sorry, we’re jammed up. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3915 I swear I was on the list...They said I'd be doing the toast... 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3916 I mean it, Bob. If you don't stop telling customers that you come complimentary with their meal, we're going to have to let you go. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3917 Toasting is upstairs to the right. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
3918 Sorry, this isn’t a toastmasters meeting. It’s a seminar on offering toasts. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
3919 I'm sorry sir, crust is required in the dining room. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3920 May I stay or am I toast 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3921 I've heard of a wry smile, but I've never seen rye frown. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3922 The event is gluten and nut free... 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3923 No reservation? You’re toast. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3924 I'm a few minutes late, but is my reservation just toast to you? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3925 You’re late, sir. The toast was ten minutes ago. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
3926 I 'm sorry. The Toastmaster's Meeting was last night. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
3927 Sorry Sir, I’m afraid this is a gluten-free establishment. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3928 White bread seating only. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3929 Sorry, this year the emphasis is on diversity. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3930 I am just the first slice, the rest of the loaf's are looking for parking 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3931 Boss, you have a voicemail” ... “This is for Rachel: you big, fat, white, nasty smelling stank b*tch.Why you took me off the motherf**king schedule? With your trifling, dirty white racist a*s – you big, fat b*tch? Oompa loompa body ass b*tch 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3932 Sorry, toaster's full. Can't let you in unless you know someone. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3933 Would you like to be placed in the toaster oven or the grill? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3934 You're too late. I had to give an English muffin, instead. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3935 I’m afraid I can’t let you dine here. It’s for your own safety. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
3936 Sorry sir. We require COAT and tie not toast and tie. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3937 We don't serve white bread here. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
3938 We deny your visa under the grounds that the charges against you—of being in connection to a white-bread supremacist terrorist group—are still pending. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
3939 sorry,but with out a reservation your toast 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3940 Sorry, we serve only gluten free. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
3941 You missed the toast. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3942 Sorry, but the Toastmaster's luncheon was last week. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3943 Sorry sir, a suit jacket is required. This restaurant serves the upper crust. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3944 I am sorry sir, we're a gluten free restaurant. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3945 I’m sorry sir, this restaurant is gluten free. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
3946 I'm sorry, it was a bring your own Toaster event. We don't make exceptions for slices. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3947 The bow tie isn't fooling me. You're still not upper-crust enough to get in. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3948 Your excuse for being late is as old as you. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
3949 Why yes sir, we do have a gluten-free menu. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3950 I saw her in the kitchen. If you don’t hurry, she’s toast. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3951 Sorry but your bow tie is not gluten free. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3952 I'm sorry, this is a gluten free restaurant, we don't serve your kind here. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3953 Your bow tie says single white male but your acne says unproved. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3954 I’m sorry, what position did you say you applied for again? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3955 I'm sorry, but you are too wry. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
3956 Would you mind sitting at the bar? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3957 stupid fucking boomer you are eh cunt? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3958 If it's any consolation they refer to me as milquetoast 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3959 I'm sorry, sir. Jacket required. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3960 I’m sorry, you simply cannot ask customers to guess your favorite “cola.” No one knows what “Slice” is! This isn’t 2006! Frankly, it’s bad enough you come smelling like you spread yourself with “mayo” and slept under a blanket of deli meat all night. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3961 You're right sir. It was insensitive to put croutons on your salad. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3962 I have to warn you, it’s a bit toasty inside. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3963 Sorry, son, I got the job. You're toast, I'm afraid. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3964 Your jam just left note that she will be happier with a baguette. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3965 YOUR SPEECH IS WON BY THE TOAST MASTERS 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3966 no matter how you slice it,shoes are required 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3967 I’m very sorry about your wife, sir. I’m afraid it was Angelo’s first time carrying the soup. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3968 Ooops, they told me this was a Toastmasters event! 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
3969 Sorry. We don't have a reservation under Toastmaster 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3970 Sorry Sir, but policy is you need to be buttered on BOTH sides. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3971 It goes without saying, sir, that tie AND pants are required. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3972 Yes, you'd be perfect for our sandwich board, but unfortunately we've already hired someone. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
3973 You may well be the toast of the town but we only serve gluten free. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
3974 Bob! The gluten came back! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3975 I know. This whole gluten-free craze makes you wonder, right? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3976 Any way you slice it, I’m toast, 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3977 Single slice seating is along the far wall. May I recommend the squab? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3978 I'm sorry, but the position of Toastmaster has already been filled. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
3979 I'm so sorry. Do we have any gluten free volunteers? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3980 I can seat you next to the salad bar, but I can't guarantee your safety. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
3981 Sorry, we only serve artisan sourdough here. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3982 Your party is finishing up their desserts. You're toast. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3983 We gave your table to the new best thing. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3984 Sir,the cheese stands alone 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3985 I'm sorry. In addition to the tie, you must also wear pants. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3986 Sorry, we're gluten-free, too. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3987 No, when they pour the champagne and say 'Time for the toast,' you do NOT get to dance out onto the floor. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3988 Sorry sir, we only serve gluten-free bread. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
3989 Yes, you are a single slice, looking nice, but this is couples night. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3990 Son, about the peanut butter and jam... 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
3991 Sorry, sir, you have to wear an avocado to be served here. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3992 I'm sorry sir, I'm going to have to ask you to leaven. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3993 loafers required 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3994 Yes, I could find you a slot but without a reservation, you may feel a bit uncomfortable. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
3995 The guest of honor has already been toasted. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
3996 I’m sorry, there must have been a mistake. The advertisement said we were looking for a man who could give a toast, not be a toast. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
3997 Times are changing. Dark rye, Irish soda, challah, focaccia, pita, naan, African rusk, and Mexican sweet bread only. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
3998 Hi, my name is Cake... I think you may know my cousin... Bob ? 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
3999 Ladies and Gentlemen, I would like to offer a toast. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4000 I'm sorry, sir—there's been a last-minute update to the "Greatest Thing," and you've been bumped. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4001 I'm sorry you'll have to wait,Mr cold cuts isn't here yet. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4002 I'm afraid, while you were indisposed, the rest of your loaf left without you. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4003 I’m sorry sir, we’ve filled up on bread. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4004 Sir, I’m quite sure the ad read, “seeking: Host”. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4005 I'll just get toasted at the bar until a table is ready. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
4006 Black tie only? Of course, but didn't you read the *other* sign? No shirt, no heel, no service. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4007 Sorry, but this is a gluten-free establishment. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4008 I’m sorry, no one seats bread anymore. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
4009 Yes, nice tie, but without a jacket, you're toast. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
4010 Sorry Sir, it’s baguettes only” night! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4011 But I went in for cosmetic surgery and they said it would be a “piece of cake”. I had no idea :)! 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4012 Yes, I do know on what side our bread is buttered, but I simply do not have a table available right now. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4013 I'm impotent. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
4014 I know I am on the guest list. I’m giving the toast 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4015 Hey Mr. Jessel, I thought I was the toastmaster. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
4016 Yes, it's a black tie Affair, but without shirt and shoes, you're toast! 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
4017 Well, if you hadn’t been so a-loaf, you might have been here on time for your reservation!... 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4018 Peanut butter and jelly or just buttered? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4019 I am sorry but the couple explicitly asked for no toasts tonight 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4020 I am going to help you out of this jam. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4021 I'm sorry sir but we only serve bread with butter. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4022 Please follow me Sir,Peanut butter and Jelly are already waiting for you at the table." 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
4023 Yes, this is Toastmasters but unfortunately you've ignored the memo concerning the dress code. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4024 No sir. I do not believe you will be recognized but we cannot be held responsible if you are bitten. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
4025 I'm sorry, sir, I'm afraid I can't let you in without more dressing. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4026 Allergic to peanut butter is your best defense against the toaster? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4027 I'm sorry sir, there's no one waiting at the grill for you. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4028 Sorry, all our customers are gluten free. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
4029 I do not have a reservation for Ms. Pat O’Butter. So sorry to churn you down, but this IS upper crust members only. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4030 You pay by the slice. Only the gluten is free. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
4031 I'm sorry--the English muffin in the blue dress left hours ago." 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4032 Unfortunately Conference Management has misunderstood my request for more bread. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4033 these niggas is ducks... only showing up when a nigga got bread!!! 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4034 I’m sorry Dir, this event is gluten free. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4035 Sorry, sir, we’re gluten free now. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4036 I'm afraid you're too late. They've already made the toast. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4037 Sorry, but last time everyone had their fill of you and you ruined their dinner." 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4038 We gather here to honor the lives of Peanut Butter and Jelly. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4039 My apologies, Sir. We do not serve gluten. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4040 No jacket, no entry. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4041 Sorry I can't let you enter without cheese or jam. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4042 Good Afternoon, Mr White. Your luncheon guests, PB and Jay, are already at your usual table. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4043 I'm sorry. The Bread we are toasting is a soft-rock band. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4044 You may be the master of toast, but I'm the Toastmaster. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4045 "I told you that you were toast the minute you spilled the wine on Ms. Bloomberg." 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
4046 So sorry sir, the Toastmasters’ meeting was last night. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4047 I'm sorry but we don't serve toast. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4048 I'll let the kitchen know you are available for Breakfast". 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
4049 Sorry sir, we're only allowing seasoned guests tonight. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
4050 My trainer says I’m getting doughey 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4051 No, we don't want to hear your speech. We're not Toastmasters. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4052 All the Yelp reviews say our atmosphere is stale 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4053 Like I told you over the phone sir, we don't serve gluten here. 1.0000 0.18257 6 5 0 0
4054 Sorry; you have to be wearing butter to get in. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
4055 Sorry you have the wrong room this class is meant for bow tie pasta. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
4056 big bread be like me hunggy me want food silly bread you are food you do not eat food!!!1!11!!11 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4057 I'm sorry sir but the reservation is for Mr. MILK-toast. There's nothing on my list for the Toast party. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4058 Sorry Sir, You’re Toast 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4059 I'm sorry but there are no tables left in our gluten-free section. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
4060 Sorry, that table is reserved for croissants. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4061 This is fine dining, sir. We most certainly don't serve old bread here. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4062 I'm sorry sir, we are already full on bread. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4063 I don’t care if our titles rhyme, reservations or reservations. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4064 I'm sorry, but we only serve whole grain bread here. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4065 Oh yes, Miss Toast is certainly here. She's a regular in our complimentary bread basket at each table. (I'm afraid Melba really gets around). 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4066 Uhhh this is not what we had in mind for the Best Man Toast 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4067 I'm sorry sir. Mr. Sullivan left an hour ago. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4068 You're late. Table 2. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
4069 I’m terribly sorry, sir, our gluten free section is booked solid this evening. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
4070 I’m sorry but we already have enough people giving toasts. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4071 I'm sorry, sir, we require tie AND shoes. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4072 Sorry sir,but we have a strict dress code here. Come back with some butter on and I'll see what I can do. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4073 Sorry, I didn't catch the accent..are you French? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4074 C’mon man, you can’t enter the race now, you’d be toast. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4075 We just can't allow the illustrious members of the Sacred Bowtie Society to turn up toasted. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4076 Would you mind a table near the kitchen? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4077 We're full up. You're toast. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
4078 No, no reservation for a Croque, Monsieur! 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
4079 I think you are too late for the toast 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4080 I don’t see your reservation; but with a little bread, I’ll see what I can do! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4081 We don't serve sandwiches. Sorry, bad joke. I'm just really nervous. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4082 Sorry, I can’t seat you until your companions Peanut Butter and Jelly arrive. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4083 I'm sorry, we have a strict no crust policy. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4084 I'm sorry -- there was a toast but it is over, now. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4085 Sorry, sir, seems you didn't rise enough to join the occasion." 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4086 Sorry. We can’t seat you. This is a gluten free restaurant. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4087 I'm sorry, sir. We have a strict "no shirt, no shoes, no service" policy. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
4088 You burned my brother alive and ate him. I have come to exact my vengeance, Steve. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4089 I’m sorry, sir, the toast isn’t until 7:30. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
4090 Table for one please James, the wife and I are trying an open-faced relationship 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4091 I’m sorry sir but you missed the last Toast. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
4092 I'm sorry sir but we only seat by the loaf. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4093 I’m sorry, it looks like your reservation was for yeasterday. 1.0000 0.13363 8 7 0 0
4094 No, Mr. Ham and Ms. Mustard have not yet arrived. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4095 we are getting complaints about crumbs. again" Charles Sheely, Keymar, Md. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4096 I know you're a longtime member but management was serious about cutting carbs this year. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4097 You can't keep saying "let's get this bread" every time you take over my shift, Tom 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4098 I'm sorry, Sir, but if I seat you barefooted, I'm toast. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4099 Sorry, sir, the cos play event for the Rocky Horror Picture Show was moved to DC this year. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4100 We have a table in the back, asking for bread and water. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
4101 We do not allow entry to toasted people. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4102 I'm sorry but we don't serve French Toast after 11:00 a.m. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4103 I don't care if you're the toast of the town, this is a private party! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4104 Oh, good....they've been waiting for the toast... 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4105 If I have to wait in the bar that long I'll be toast for sure. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4106 Sorry I was late, I was in a jam. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
4107 Sorry, we're full up with rye this evening. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4108 I dont appreciate how you copied my bowtie. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4109 We're not so different after all. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4110 Toastmasters meeting was last Tuesday. 1.0000 0.15430 7 6 0 0
4111 You may want to wait a few minutes. They are still serving breakfast in there. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4112 I'm sorry, our space is limited and we don't want to fill up on bread. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4113 Sorry, we don't serve toast. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
4114 Sorry, that's not what I meant by, "We need to have a toast." 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4115 Sorry, our topic has nothing to do with the merits of wheat versus white. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4116 Sorry, but we won't be able to seat you until the rest of your loaf arrives. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4117 If youn’ gitcho gahdamn 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4118 Sorry Rye, our plans have gone awry 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4119 Toastee, toastor or toaster? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4120 Sorry, we can't seat you until the entire continental breakfast has arrived. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4121 As long as you promise not to talk about your fraternity days. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4122 We changed into a gluten-free restaurant last week. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4123 I’m sorry but if you walk in here, you’re toast. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4124 I’m sorry, we’re a gluten-free restaurant. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
4125 ooh sorry. We're only serving low carb tonight. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4126 Well, we did say the dress code was black tie... 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4127 I'm afraid you're not on the menu. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4128 And now let's all raise our glasses and, ahem, toast... 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
4129 I'm sorry, sir, but we only serve gluten-free sandwiches. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4130 Toast! Who's idea was that 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4131 Are we toasting anything tonight? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4132 Please have a seat at the bar until the other half of your sandwich arrives 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4133 Sorry sir, we can’t seat you until your whole wheat party has arrived. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
4134 We don't serve your kind! 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4135 Sorry, they already gave the toast. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4136 Let me know when the rest of your basket arrives. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4137 I'm sorry sir - but this is a strictly no-crust venue 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4138 Sorry, sir. Yes, Butter did arrive, but the room was too warm for her. She's recovering nicely in the hotel fridge. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4139 Sorry, there’s no bread on the grocery list. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4140 Mark me down for the duck, good sir. Those cowards. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4141 Is this the white support group? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4142 This is the Toastmaster's dinner. The pop up restaurant is next door. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4143 I’m sorry but the toasts are finished.” 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4144 A maitre d' is more than just a nice bow tie, I'm afraid. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4145 It's not your lack of shirt and shoes. It's your lack of taste. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4146 I'm not saying you're stupid, I just think you should read a book on economics. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
4147 You’re late. They already said it, but there’s certainly still room on the table. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4148 I'm sorry sir, but, without the jacket. you're toast. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4149 We’re not a white-bread club anymore. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
4150 Sorry sir, we stopped serving your kind years ago 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4151 It’s a tad bit toasty in the dining area, Sir. Wouldn’t want you to find yourself in a bit of a jam. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
4152 Can you also smell burnt toast? 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
4153 The reservation is in the name of Mr. Toaster. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4154 Parlez vous Francais? 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
4155 Yes, I believe we can sandwich you in. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4156 Sorry open face night is Thursday. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4157 Sorry, sir, we don’t serve toast. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4158 We will seat you when the rest of your loaf arrives. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4159 I told you - if you forget your shirt one more time, you're toast! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4160 I realize we're "just" a pop-up, but you still need a jacket! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4161 Even with the tie, we can’t admit you, sir. You’re toast. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4162 Sorry, sir but she’s already left with a rather shiny individual ... long cord ... two slots in top 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4163 One slice or two? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4164 You must be looking for the Toastmasters event down the hall. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4165 I'm afraid I can't squeeze you in anywhere--not even in our toaster. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4166 Wait, you telling me no one proposed a toast? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4167 I’d like to give a... 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4168 Welcome to Toastmasters. Again, I feel I should remind everyone that we are a speech-making organization, and not one that seeks dominion over cooked bread. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4169 I thought you always had a table reserved for the Toast Master. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4170 You’re Abe Frohman, The Sausage King of Chicago? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4171 What the fuck a piece of toast with arms and legs and mouth and eyes and bow tie. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4172 Sorry I‘m gluten free 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4173 Just tell them those are already toasted. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
4174 If I done3ffdc-9799-4597-82e7-94db52f47174.1579974823.1.1579974943.1579974823.dd0f5249-7a6b-4f41-9 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4175 Has my date arrived yet? Her name is Brie. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4176 Sir, we don't allow whites in this establishment. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4177 You won't be seated until the rest of the loaf arrives. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4178 I'm sorry, we don't serve white bread. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4179 And here’s Larry, to talk about the benefits of a low-carb diet. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
4180 You may wish to avoid the toaster counter in the breakfast bar. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4181 Your friend’s waiting in the bar, and she’s already half toasted. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4182 You will not corrupt me with a bow tie,dude. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4183 Once you sop up the gravy on table six report back to me immediately. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4184 I'm sorry sir. We are gluten free. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4185 You've got a lot of crust expecting to get in without a jacket. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4186 Sorry, the bride and groom said no toasts. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4187 You may not want to go in there. I heard they're going to toast you. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
4188 Aren’t you a little young to be ‘sour dough’ 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
4189 I’m sorry sir, you were only invited here this evening to make the toast. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4190 I'm sorry ,sir. This is the Keto Club. French toast is not allowed. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4191 No, no, no, RAISE a toast 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
4192 It's like looking in a mirror.... 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4193 Croque Monsieur? Madame just ran out-dripping! 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
4194 We don’t serve your kind here 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
4195 Sorry, the kitchen has put you on hold. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
4196 Sorry, but this is a gluten-free restaurant 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4197 We don’t serve bread. We’re gluten-free. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4198 We only seat full tables sir. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4199 Terribly sorry about that mix-up with your date, but we do cater funerals. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4200 I see you're fancy, but can you also be French? 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
4201 A group of Ducks just arrived and demanded you to be their server 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4202 Sorry sir, this is a gluten free event. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4203 Black tie attire is not as simple as it sounds. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4204 Jimmy...we told you honey. It's not Halloween anymore. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4205 Your speech was toasty, but without proper substance. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4206 This is " ToastMasters " , not " BreadMasters " 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4207 I have a peanut allergy. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4208 I understand the nature of your curse but it would be unprofessional of me to kiss a guest. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4209 I'm sorry, but there won't be a toast tonight. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4210 Sorry sir, you need avocado to dine here. Now, we can lend you an avocado, but we prefer that you spread your own. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4211 The only available table is next to the toaster 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4212 Sorry, white bread only 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
4213 I'm afraid she melted away while waiting for you, sir. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
4214 You may be the best thing since sliced bread, but we're only hiring the keto-friendly. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4215 I'm sorry but no jacket no table 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4216 I'm sorry, sir, the Toastmasters Club no longer meets here. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4217 Have you ever been swimming in an egg wash? 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
4218 They've just begun the first toast. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
4219 Sorry, sir, but the Toastmasters dinner was last night. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
4220 Hm, maybe I should tell the waiter to skip the bread basket tonight. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4221 I'm afraid it's butter side formal, sir 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4222 sorry we don’t do complimentary bread 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
4223 I don't have a reservation for Spongecake Squarepants. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4224 I'm afraid we can't seat you until the rest of your loaf arrives. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4225 But, I have a tie on! 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
4226 Don't you get it? You are toast! 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4227 Table for... bun? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4228 Are you here for the mustard or the mayo? 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
4229 and to the surprise of probably no one, our toastmaster for the evening is..... 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4230 You're toast! I have already marked you as absent. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4231 Did somebody call for a toast? 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
4232 I'm sorry sir,we are a gluten-free restaurant. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
4233 Sorry about your table, but you have to admit that it's the greatest thing. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4234 Xi Jinping warns of grave situation as death toll rises to 41 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4235 Would you mind a table by the toaster? 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
4236 Sorry - we can’t seat you until the butter and jelly are here. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4237 Just one slice this evening? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4238 I'm sorry, they already made the toast. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4239 Would you like toasting, or non-toasting? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4240 I'm sorry sir, I do not know of a good pairing for bread. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4241 The heel says you're toast 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4242 I’m sorry, we don’t serve gluten here. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4243 And give us this day our daily next speaker. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4244 Sorry Sir - this dinner is gluten free. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4245 Did you ever hear the Tragedy of Darth Plagueis the wise? I thought not. It's not a story the Jedi would tell you. It's a Sith legend. Darth Plagueis was a Dark Lord of the Sith 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4246 I'm sorry, but we do serve wheat. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4247 Yes, I am the toastmaster, but that term has nothing to do with slavery. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4248 We apologize but you must be removed from the restaurant for getting toasted 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4249 You're too late. The toaster has already toasted. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4250 We don't take kindly to inbread folks like you round these parts 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
4251 I'm sorry sir, but a tie AND jacket are required in the dining room" 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4252 Sir, I’m afraid the groom elected to prepare his own toast 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4253 Sir,some of your party,the tuna salad,tomato and lettuce,have already arrived and have been plated. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4254 You, butter, chop-chop! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4255 I`m terribly sorry sir, we don`t serve sandwiches here. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4256 My apologies sir, this is a roast party. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4257 He's just a guy saying nice things about the guest of honor. Trust me, you have nothing to fear from the Toastmaster. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4258 I'm here for the toast 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4259 I’m sorry sir, but this restaurant is gluten intolerant. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4260 No seating without a coat. Maybe butter? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4261 Sir, in order to seat you, we also have to wait for the B, L, and T. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
4262 Sir, 'black tie' means no crusts. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4263 The boss said if you’re late again, you’re toast! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4264 No, unfortunately we don't serve a gluten-free option, sir. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
4265 The only seat we have happens to be a basket on a table. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4266 Well, so much for our diversity program! 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4267 If you're not on the reservation list, you'll be toast. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4268 Sorry but strawberry jam is not acceptable attire in this restaurant 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4269 I’m sorry, sir, you’re too late. The Groom had to propose a baguette instead. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4270 But that's impossible! I've never even been to Milwaukee! 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4271 Sorry, sir. This restaurant is gluten-free. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4272 I’m sorry sir, a jacket is a must for enter 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4273 Please don't seat me at that crumby table. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4274 You really thought a bow tie would distract me from the lack of avocado? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4275 Sorry, but there's been a lot of better things since you. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4276 Sorry, you need shirt, shoes, and pants to enter! 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4277 I understand that you're The Greatest Thing, but you still need a reservation. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
4278 No sourdough, no scones, no service! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4279 "I hope everything's okay. You know my butter half is never late." --Leo Sacks and Bonnie Baker, Sunnyside, NY 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4280 Im sorry you're not welcome here anymore. We don't serve racists 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4281 Now I don't wanna see you crumble under pressure 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4282 Ms. Avocado sends her regrets for missing brunch, Mr. Milque. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
4283 Social interactions always give me a sense of impending bread. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4284 Sorry! No shoes, no service. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4285 Its getting a bit toasty in here, do you mind if I sit outside? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4286 I’m sorry, but the Toastmasters event was yesterday. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4287 No butter, no garlic, no service. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4288 I'm sorry, Miss Butter sends her regrets, and will not be joining you. Would you like a table for one? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4289 Sorry, Sir. The President took your regular table. He thinks he’s the best thing since you. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
4290 You were supposed to be on two hours ago. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4291 No promises, but we'll try to seat you indoors away from the pigeons. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4292 Uh, well, tonight we are gluten-free. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
4293 Well I'm sorry you were offended but that's not what I meant when I said, I'd like to make a toast, Mr Pan. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4294 I'm afraid we don't do gluten free. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4295 She called to say she’s no coming and you’re toast. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4296 Sorry, the rota changed, they need you working in the kitchen today 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4297 We're not seating singles, but I'll be happy to seat you when the rest of your loaf arrives. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4298 Management stopped seating white flour patrons last month, Sir. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4299 Toast of the town or not,you need a jacket. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4300 I’m sorry, Sir. We can’t seat you until your other half arrives. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4301 I’m sorry sir, you are no longer the greatest thing. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4302 I’m sorry sir but the attire is gluten tie only. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4303 What do you mean you don't have complementary bread? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4304 I'm sorry, it's ToastMASTERS. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4305 I’m sorry sir, we don’t serve toast 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
4306 The things I do for a little bread 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
4307 I'm sorry Mr Wholebread, our establishment doesn't cater for your kind. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4308 Sincere apologies, but we don't serve you anymore. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4309 May I propose a toast? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4310 I’m sorry sir, but we only serve rolls... 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4311 Did the rest of the uniform not fit? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4312 Sorry Sir, we only serve artisanal here. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4313 What do you mean "Just butter is fine"? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4314 You butter have a reservation or you’re toast. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4315 Please check again. It’s under Baguette. B-A-G-U-E-T-T-E. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4316 Sorry, we can't seat you without your cheese 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4317 It's your anniversary? Sorry, sir, we're full. I'm afraid you're toast. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4318 To be seated, you still need a coat; butter or jam,something 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4319 Just because you are the "Toast of the Town" doesn't mean you don't need a reservation. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4320 I hope the winner of the low carb diet doesn't come after me! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4321 Sit,please get back in the basket. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4322 You lied about your experience in the service industry?! Oh, you're toast. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
4323 I do apologize but we are a gluten-free establishment. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4324 Well we can't both wear a bow tie... 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4325 Are you aware that our Caesar Salad is croutons free? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4326 And how do you spell that? B-R-A-D? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4327 As you can see, this lecture is toast. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4328 I’m sorry, Sir. I said ‘wait for a table,’ not wheat. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4329 He said to hold me and my friends since all he wanted was the bacon 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4330 Are you sure nobody called for a toast?. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4331 Yes. She came long ago. You’re toast! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4332 Nowadays with al these multigrain and artisan loaves, it's really hard being plain white bread. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4333 I’m sorry sir, but this is a gluten-free establishment. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4334 And the award for Top Person goes to.... Paul Male'n'Stale. As usual. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
4335 Butter left just an hour a go sir. She no longer wants to just be your complimentary spread. She wants something meaningful. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4336 Hey Buddy. I'M the Toast of the Town! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4337 This is embarrassing. You could have at yeast told me you were going to wear a bow tie as well. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4338 Wait here. The toastmaster will announce your arrival. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
4339 We're very sorry, sir. We didn't mean to offend you with our 'Best Thing Since' ad campaign. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4340 No, you will NOT be stale by the time your table is ready. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4341 Sir, you're not wearing any shoes. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4342 Yes,Sir,I see you have complied with our black tie policy,and it doesn't mention wearing pants in writing. But,I still can't seat you without trousers. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4343 The tanning tables are near the windows. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4344 I’m sorry Mr. PB, we will have to wait for Ms. J to arrive, to seat you. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4345 I'm sorry, but we only serve the upper crust as this establishment. Any way you slice it, you don't qualify. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4346 Good evening Sir. I have a reservation, it’s under toasted. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
4347 Would you like a toasty seat by the fire? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4348 I'm afraid I can't seat you until your entire loaf arrives. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4349 So sorry, sir, but we don’t serve toast here. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4350 I know the invite said 'Black tie' but you have to wear other clothes too 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4351 oh no what's happened to me I've turned into a slice of bread oh noooo 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
4352 It’s required that you can speak some English muffin. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4353 We don’t have any single tables but a lovey basket just opened up 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4354 Sorry Sir, but the dress code for tonight's event is "well toasted" 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4355 I think you misunderstood when we said, “Invitation open to all breadwinners.” 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4356 we appear to have you booked on every table 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4357 Am I late for the toast? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4358 Your Bimbo's inside with Mr. Wonder. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4359 Sorry sir, but if you haven't got a reservation, you're toast. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4360 If you take your bow tie out of your mouth I might understand you. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4361 Somebody called for a toast? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4362 The host speaks to the toast 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4363 Whada you mean Wednesday’s are gluten free? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4364 I’m sorry, sir, but a hotdog is indeed a sandwich. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4365 Unfortunately this is a gluten-free event. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4366 This is bad news for everybody, I'm afraid. Mr Creosote is waiting for you at table 14" 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4367 We might have been able to find you a table, sir, if you were the toast of the town. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4368 I’m sorry Sir, I don’t know why they didn’t toast you tonight. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4369 No one told Winston that black-tie included clothing as well 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4370 It appears our restaurant is fully baked tonight. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4371 Wonder Bread's twin brother: Blunder Bread. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4372 I'm waiting for my other half 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4373 Babe? They want to watch Frozen again. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
4374 For the funeral reception of one Mr. Peanut? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4375 I'm afraid the only seats available are two slots on the countertop. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4376 Sir, I’m afraid this establishment is a 100% gluten-free environment. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4377 You really should have come before you got toasted. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4378 Yes, now that you ask, I think there *are* croutons in the salad. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4379 Yes of course the tie is acceptable, but I’m afraid your outfit is still too crusty. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4380 Sorry, but we no longer serve glutton. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4381 No reservation? Sorry...you're toast! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4382 You're OK as a toastmaster but just a little too rye for me. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4383 Once again I’m deeply sorry about our insensitive use of the term “making a toast” 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4384 Sorry, but you're toast in this town! 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
4385 I’m guessing you forgot the sorcerer at Table 7 is on a gluten free diet again? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4386 You cannot be the toastmaster, you're not toasted!" 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4387 And our next candidate is...Toast. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4388 Yes, this is Toastmasters, but I'm not going to tie you up and burn you. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4389 I'm wearing a tie. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4390 Don't give me that white bread, white privilege crap! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4391 I'm sorry, sir, but I can't seat you until your entire loaf is present. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4392 Toast . . I'm with the Jam Party. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4393 Did the timer not go off? She’s been waiting at the bar for half an hour. You’re toast, man. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
4394 We are completely booked but if you don't mind being cut into little pieces and placed into a basket I am sure we could find you a table. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4395 I’m sorry, we only seat full loaves. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4396 I'm sorry, but you've just missed him. He ran away with the spoon. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
4397 Hello kind sir. I am former British Prime Minister Tony Blair and I need your help. You see, last night, a witch tricked me and turned me into an absurdly large slice of Wonder Bread. Take me to the nearest church so that I may be rid of this curse. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4398 I'm sorry. Even though you comply with the dress code, you are still toast. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4399 Man does not live by bread alone. . .” Mark I. Harrison mharrison@omlaw.com Phoenix, AZ 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4400 Sorry, I know it’s a bit toasty in here. I’ll see if they can turn the AC up. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4401 Challah, Naan, Rye...I’m sorry, I don’t seem to have a Mr. Pumpernickel on the list. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
4402 I’m sorry, sir, but there are no exceptions to the jacket policy. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4403 I strongly suggest you come back after they make the toast 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
4404 You were late so she joined a club. It looks like you are toast. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4405 What you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4406 I'm sorry, the guest list says "gluten-free." 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4407 I’m here to make a sandwich.” 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4408 ......and now I'd like to introduce you to our toastmaster for this evening. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4409 Your wife comes with the special today 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4410 So very sorry, sir; we only serve gluten-free. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
4411 Sorry but toast and sandwiches are on the menu. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4412 I’m sorry. We only serve gluten-free foods. 1.0000 0.15430 7 6 0 0
4413 Giving up carbs was a mistake. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
4414 Sorry,we have a reservation for "The Inventor of Penicillin" under a different name. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4415 You’re on, table three is about to toast. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
4416 I’m afraid we don’t offer any gluten-free options. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4417 I'm sorry, I can't seat you until the rest of your loaf has arrived. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4418 Can you give me 45 seconds, or will you be toast by then? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4419 Sorry sir, I'm afraid we don't serve gluten here. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4420 She said she doesn’t like the shape of my body. It hit me hard. Even though she found my bow tie a bit cute.” 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4421 Sorry, you're too white 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4422 I’m sorry, Sir. We don’t serve food here. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
4423 Ms. Avocado is waiting for you on the patio. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4424 I'm surprised to see you finally got out of bread, Jerry! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4425 I’m sorry, we are looking for Mr. Potato Head, not Mr Potato Bread. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4426 Sorry, we can only seat full loaves. Do you want to wait in a basket? 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
4427 I’m sorry sir ..we don’t do “take-out”! 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
4428 I’m very sorry but you said you wouldn’t be able to make a toast. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4429 I'm sorry, your reservation says you're a party of two. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
4430 You're late. Table 5 needs you. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
4431 No, sir, we have no reservation under the name Avocado. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4432 Reservation under Mr. Peanut? I'm afraid I have some terrible news ... 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
4433 But you knew they would fire you if they caught you using the broiler for personal use. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4434 You may well be the toast of the town but I still don't have a table. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4435 I’m sorry, this is a gluten-free event.” Azlyn Wheeldon, Riverside, C 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4436 I’m sorry sir, a jacket is required 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4437 Sir, your butter and jam are at the table. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4438 And now here to present the “greatest thing since” award... 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4439 The tie is good, but you're going to need to put on some butter! 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4440 Party of two for butter 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4441 ’Aww geezus christ Bread?? Who’s guarding our acid?’ 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
4442 Gluten-free or seedless rye section? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4443 I'm sorry Sir, but we only serve dinner rolls here." -Cindy Speakman, Temple City, C 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4444 I can show you the table where the rest of your party has already been eaten… er, seated. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4445 I apologize, but your party of 2 is now an open sandwich. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4446 So that's why my wife has a black-tie yeast infection. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4447 My apologies, this is a gluten-free establishment. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
4448 Love your tie. Who dresses you? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4449 I’m afraid we don’t serve gluten here. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
4450 We have a table, but it is next to the toaster? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4451 Please welcome our newest member to the White Bread Society 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4452 I did know a seedy baguette but she said she was past her sell by date. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4453 The next best thing? I’m sorry.... 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4454 Yes sir, butter and jam have already been seated. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4455 I’m very sorry, sir, but I’m afraid ‘bread of the town’ is not a thing. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4456 But I’ll be toast without you 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4457 She left an hour ago with a side of 'slaw. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4458 Well-heeled only, sir. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4459 Ah yes, Uber Bread? Go to table 4. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4460 Ms Avocado is waiting for you in the kitchen, sir. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4461 I can't let you in without a napkin. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4462 I'm sorry, but we seat only whole loaves. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4463 So sorry, sir. They decided not to do the toast. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4464 I'm sorry I don't see any reservation under "toastess with the mostess." 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4465 You're a great waiter, but customers today expect gluten-free. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4466 I'm sorry, Sir. But the only reservation I have here at 11 am is for a Mr. Bagel... 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4467 Yes this is the Toastmasters conference, but no, you’re not on the list. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4468 I don't know where your wife is, Sir. I'll be right back. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4469 I.m I’m here to speak positively for”white bread “ health benefits and nutrition 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4470 Sorry, sir. I appreciate you wearing the tie. But, we don’t serve gluten here. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4471 I’m multigrain. You must have a seat for diversity! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
4472 Wining this award is a piece of cake. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4473 I know this auction isn’t the time and place but you weren’t there for me, Dad. I had to do a lot of self-rising. I don’t know I really tried something here. I’m in SoCal. Come find me hahahahahah 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4474 What’s next? Requiring a license to make toast in your own damn toaster? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4475 Now that’s a face not even a mother could love. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4476 Don't worry, I was once a piece of toast too. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4477 Sorry sir, Ms. Pumpernickel said she couldn’t wait any longer 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4478 Sir no longer can you waltz in and get a table like when you were “The greatest thing” Reservationists are required 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4479 Do you prefer gluten free seating? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4480 I was going to say "sorry, this restaurant is gluten free." because I thought it would be funny, but I don't want to be attacked for it on social media. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4481 I'm sorry sir,this is a gluten free event. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
4482 I’m afraid the rest of your party was just eaten at table number 5. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4483 I’m here for the toastmasters convention... 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4484 Sir --We no longer serve carbs. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4485 I'm sorry but we're all out of butter. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4486 Wedding toasts for Party #7 be darned, dress code is strictly tie AND pants, sir! 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4487 I'm sorry, sir, but this restaurant is entirely gluten-free. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4488 I was just asking, you don't have to give me that wry face. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
4489 Sorry, we don't serve whites. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4490 Unfortunately, we don't have a jacket that we could loan you. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4491 I can't seem to find a Ms. Mayo on the list. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4492 You're dining open-faced this evening? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4493 Whaddaya mean book on Open Table?! I'm the Toast of the Town! 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4494 I'm sorry. I don't see a reservation for Toasty McToastface. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4495 Sorry, we only serve gluten free food here 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4496 Mr. Toast, yes here it is - would that be with or without gluten? 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
4497 When you called and asked if we serve bread here I may have misunderstood your question. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
4498 I’m afraid I can’t seat you until the rest of your loaf arrives. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4499 We were going through a rough patch and she was putting all her energy into her job. She was always saying, “Lets get this bread.” So, I became the bread. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4500 I'm afraid that your reservation is toast. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4501 Yes, being a 'toastmaster' involves some degree of self-sacrifice. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4502 If I don’t get a table, I’m toast. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4503 I'm sorry, tonights event is a Roast not a Toast! 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4504 Even though you are properly attired, I must inform you that this is a gluten-free restaurant. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4505 I'm sorry, sir. This event is for Toast Masters. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4506 I'm terribly sorry Mr. Bread, but Ms. Butter has not yet arrived 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4507 I'm sorry, but gluten free is the new best thing. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
4508 I really need to get off of this Atkins diet soon, everything and everyone reminds me of bread! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4509 ....and now, the moment we’ve all been waiting for — the National First Place Grand Prize award goes to? ... ‘sandwich bread’ for ‘most boring food’. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4510 I apologize sir, but the restaurant is closed for a private, white-bread, function. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4511 Folks, this little slice of carb was cruelly cut off from his mother loaf. Take him home and he promises he'll be the best little toast you could possibly ask for. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4512 I take it you won94-481c-9897-2289e5586d8f.1579916074.1.1579916225.1579916074.3a59fa15-3ad0-4367-bf38-2e0ca 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4513 I'm afraid you're too late. She just left with the Brioche! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4514 I'm sorry, sir, but we have no reservation for either Mr. Butter or Ms. Jam 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4515 I'm afraid we can't serve you, sir. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
4516 Of which party? We have three going on today 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4517 Would you prefer the butter or no butter section? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4518 I’m sorry. Jack Ziegler is no longer with us. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4519 AND THEN, Pam convinces Dwight that he's part of the CIA. But Jim doesn't want any part of it since his promotion. So then... 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4520 Nice tie, Sir. But our dress code also requires horseradish, mustard, or mayo. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4521 Sorry. Marmalade hasn't come in yet. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4522 I’m sorry, but we don’t serve French Toast at this establishment. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4523 So you saw our Help Wanted sign. I like the tie, but it's unnecessary. Now go to Table 4 and lay next to the butter. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4524 I am sorry but the toast has already been given. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4525 I’d like to make a toast...oh, wait! Never mind. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4526 I am sorry, Sir...we have never served wheat toast. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4527 Go home! The last one was toast! 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
4528 Sorry sir, but they left about an hour ago with a roll. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4529 You're toast, Fred. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4530 Uhuh, yeah, mhmm, yeah, ohh yeah, uh huh, yeaahhhhhhh 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4531 They say this place is supposed to be the best thing since me. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4532 No, we still don’t serve gluten. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4533 So that's what happend to Bob. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4534 Yes Monsieur, this is a French restaurant. But we do not serve French Toast. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4535 I don't care which side you're buttered on, we're full 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4536 Sorry. The Toastmasters Club met yesterday. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
4537 I'm sorry sir but we've recently gone completely gluten-free. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4538 Part of your party was served and the other is on the ham. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4539 A table not near the kitchen if you please 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4540 And now, I hope you’ll all join me in a big toast! 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
4541 Table for one? We don't usually get the upper crust dining here. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4542 Any further loafing and you’re toast, Wheatley. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4543 You're too early for the toast 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4544 I'm so sorry, but they already had the toast to the happy couple. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4545 When your sleep paralysis demon shows up at work. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4546 I’m sorry sir, the basket is full. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4547 Oneder? Party of one? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4548 Sorry, sir, we stopped serving breakfast at 11. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4549 this is the whitest shit i’ve ever seen in my life 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4550 Can I get you some butter perhaps? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4551 So you’re the toastmaster! 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4552 I'm sorry. Your date left because she was feeling crummy. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4553 I am the new Toastmaster. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4554 Where is your better half-the avacado? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4555 I hate to break it to you, but the host has already proposed a toast for the evening. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4556 I’m very sorry sir, we don’t have a gluten-free menu. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
4557 I am sorry, sir. We do not serve toast here. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4558 What do you mean artisanal..? I buttered both sides! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4559 One more complaint from a diner and you're toast. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4560 I'm sorry, we can't let you in unless both parties are present. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4561 I have sad bread disease and that makes me see sad bread 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4562 I’m sorry I have to fire you, Carl. You’re the best waiter we’ve ever had. But our customers want gluten-free table service. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4563 Sorry Sir, but we are Gluten Free. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4564 I said we were having a celebrity “roast”, not “toast”. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4565 I'm sorry. We don't let anyone in here without a coat of peanut butter, jelly, or at least butter. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4566 Sorry! We can't toast you until both you and your better half are here. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4567 Oh hello, Mr.Bread. It looks like your invitation specifically says to use the back door 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4568 I am sorry. We can't seat you until all your filling arrives . 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4569 The rest of your party is already on the table 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4570 You should get those spots checked. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4571 I'm sorry. Brunch was over 6 hours ago. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4572 Are you say good I’m “toast?” 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4573 Are you here for the toast at table 6? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4574 Sorry Sir,I can't see you on the guest list,but we are still waiting for someone to deliver a toast. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4575 You really don't want me to toast you? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4576 Sorry. It looks like your reservation is toast. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4577 I'm sorry, our gluten seating does not open until 9:00 p.m. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4578 You're too late sir you've missed the toast. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
4579 Sorry, sir, but your tie does not excuse the absence of pants. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4580 The dress code is not black tie, but gluten free. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4581 Does it rhyme with Fred? 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
4582 You better hurry! Your table can’t toast without you! 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
4583 I'm so sorry, sir, but the best man has already given the toast. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4584 Sorry sir, we’ve no tables loafed. There’s no need to be sourdough. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4585 Sorry. We ran out of the cheddar cheese special early today. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4586 Sorry, the Toastmaster's are next door. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4587 I am afraid we are not hiring... all our bread is served complimentary with the meal 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
4588 You’re welcome to go in, but I can’t guarantee your safety. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4589 Sorry Bud it's tough to get a table here, the say this place is the greatest thing since sliced br...... 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4590 If you can’t get me a table for two, I’m toast. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4591 I'm sorry, sir. Butter left half an hour ago. Would you still like your table? 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
4592 I'm sorry, we're already full this evening. Might I suggest coming back before the food arrives next time? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4593 It's a one hour wait no matter how you slice it. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4594 I'm pretty sure your date has already left, sir... 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4595 The wait doesn’t bother me, I was bread for war. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4596 I'm sorry sir,Toastmasters was last night. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
4597 So... would you like the rolls, or just the oil? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4598 But, I'm supposed to deliver the toast! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4599 I'm sorry sir, but a jacket is required. May I suggest a smear of butter? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4600 Hey, we don't serve bread here. Now fuck off. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4601 I'm afraid your party has toasted without you. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4602 Why yes, pain perdu was on the menu last week. Why... do.. you... I see. Table for one this time? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4603 You come in here sir, you will be toast" 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4604 Sir, when you made the reservation, I told you if you are more than 20 minutes late, you will be toast. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4605 I'm sorry. sir. But all the tables next to the kitchen are taken. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4606 I’m sorry sir, we’re strictly gluten free 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4607 Really? A bow tie? You think you can get into Mama Peronis Pizzeria wearing nothing but a bow tie? This is a 5 star restaurant featured on the front page of Everyday with Rachael Ray and you come in here with your dick out? You piece of shit culetto 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4608 That-that's bullshit. I wasn't apart of any bread-human gene splicing mad science experiment. I worked for a laboratory which... may have been in... involved in Starch and Amino acid related microbiology in bread like substances and humans. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4609 I'm sorry sir,I can't let you in,this is a gluten free restaurant. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4610 I’m sorry sir, but we don’t serve bread in this restaurant. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4611 Toastmasters Club seeks new members 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
4612 I'm meeting my twin brother, Sponge Bob. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4613 We require our patrons to be slathered in jam. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4614 I’m sorry. I don’t have a reservation for peanut butter or jelly. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4615 Sorry, sir. We don't have a banquette available but we do have a basket. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4616 No more toasts at the party! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4617 We warned you about smoking pot. Now you've gone and toasted yourself. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4618 And you said all you wanted was a little slice of life 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4619 I’m sorry sir but this is a whites only establishment 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4620 So you're the AI they sent to replace me. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4621 Sorry, they finished either toasts. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4622 I'm sorry sir, but we don't serve white bread here. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4623 I could possibly squeeze you into a tight slot, but it’s quite warm and you may be unexpectedly ejected. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4624 What do you mean, 'résumé building?' 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4625 I'm sorry, but we serve no gluten. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4626 No way we allow political statements about the impeachment proceedings in here.” Don Dechman, Austin, Texa 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4627 I'm sorry. Toastmasters is down for tomorrow. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
4628 Sorry - It's free bread with all meals not free meals for all bread... 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
4629 what the hell 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
4630 I'm sorry, I was toasted at the time. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4631 You're Late. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4632 I'm sorry, but we don't serve Pumpernickel in this restaurant 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4633 Sir, this is a Wendy's 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4634 Toasting or non-toasting? 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
4635 My sympathies, sir, but the "No Outside Food" rule is absolute. You're also naked. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
4636 I'm sorry, but the pickle left with the chips. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4637 If you say you're artisanal, you're artisanal, sir. But we still don't serve sliced bread. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4638 "Philosophical question, sir - are you the toastmaster or just toast?" 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4639 I'm sorry we are black tie and gluten free. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4640 Even if you are the family breadwinner, sir, you still have to wait for the rest of your loaf to arrive before being seated. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4641 I’m sorry, we’re only accepting reservations for the next best thing. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4642 And here to present the award for 'The Greatest Thing' is last year's winner. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4643 Yes, she arrived a short while ago, but we ate her. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4644 So if I read it back to sir, you'd like a table for twelve and with extra space at either end for 'the crusties' 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4645 but you said I could be the toastmaster! 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4646 Well one of us is going to have to change. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4647 I'm sorry, but as a vegan restaurant, we can't offer you butter. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4648 Sorry, we're completely no-carb 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4649 I'm terribly sorry sir - but even though you have enough dough, we only accept customers who are a bit more Upper Crust. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4650 thank you but we aren’t in need of a toastmaster 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4651 What do you mean our menu is a little whitebread for you? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4652 Toast of the Town, you say? You should have entered on P13. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
4653 I’m sorry but you’re no longer on the menu. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4654 Will we be dining open-faced this evening? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4655 Bread, party of one! 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4656 I'm sorry, there is no reservation for the Butter Party. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4657 Gluten-free or non gluten-free? 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
4658 Whole wheat or rye section? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4659 I am most sorry however we only have tables for two, where is your lettuce? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4660 Sorry, sir, we only have low carb seating available at the moment. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4661 Being toast is neither a necessary nor sufficient qualification for being a toastmaster. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
4662 Were you just buttering me up when you told me I could be the toastmaster? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4663 Does that mean my reservation is toast? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4664 Sorry, but if I seat you without the rest of your party, I'd be toast. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4665 I'm sorry but all the toasters are booked for a loaf reunion. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4666 Sliced bread is no longer the standard bearer for ‘best things’ 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4667 My better half will be here shortly. I’m trying to butter her up tonight! 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4668 You’re supposed to butter me up, Mr. Worthingtom 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4669 I've got a table for two for a Fred Levin, but see nothing for Bread Leavened. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4670 I think they just buttered you up 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4671 You're not fooling anybody with the tie. I already told you,this is a gluten-free restaurant 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4672 Are you hear to present the Toast? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4673 Sorry,Captain Picard's dog's name is not "Toast". 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
4674 I’m very sorry but we are a strictly gluten- free establishment. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4675 Would you like me to show you to her table or would you prefer to just pop-up next to her? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4676 I’m sorry, but all manna must wear jackets. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4677 when we said that our clientele tends to be well bread,this is not exactly what we had in mind. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4678 They've already given the toast, sir. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4679 Section Five, Brad. Toaster convention. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4680 Can I get a table with some toast please. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4681 We Will Now Raise A Big Toast To John and Helen 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4682 Bread in a bow tie trying to boast. He's toast 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
4683 When our group of guest comedians are finished roasting you, wyou will be toast 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
4684 Sir, I am sorry, it was either...she's in a jam or in jam... 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4685 I’m sorry sir, we only seat whole parties. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4686 I actually can give you the "Chef's Table", which is in the kitchen. However, insurance regulations prohibit seating customers in the toaster. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4687 I’m sorry but I can’t seat you until the entire loaf is present. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4688 Good try, but we don't serve sandwiches after 2 pm. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4689 You mess up again on table five, and you're toast! 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4690 This does not fit with our theme, “manna from heaven”! 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4691 I know everyone else is low carb, but I just can't do it. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4692 I am sorry, but we have no reservation under the name of Bacon. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4693 When your table is ready, I'll give you a challah. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4694 I'm sorry, sir, but even being the toast of the town won't get you a table tonight. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4695 Like I said. Your reservation is toast 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
4696 I know you have reservations but I can't let you in without pants. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
4697 We don't have open-faced seating. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
4698 I am sorry, we require butter. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4699 You flatter me. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4700 If I'm not seated by 6 I'm toast! 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4701 Sorry they've already had their toast! 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4702 And the Best Thing winner is 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4703 I'm here for the PB&J party 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4704 Yes,sir your better half has already been seated. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4705 But, This is "Toast Masters"... Not just "Toast"... or... The only way we can serve you is ordered from the menu... or... Your one minute away from being burnt toast... Thanks... 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4706 I'm sorry miss Croissant flaked out on you again. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4707 Bread is extra. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4708 I thought bread here was complimentary. You haven't said one nice thing since I got here.. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4709 If you have to ask, you probably don't have enough dough. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4710 yeah, she's caught in traffic jam 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4711 We don't hire loafers. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4712 Are you here to visit your family's grave again? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4713 I'm afraid our dining room only serves dinner rolls. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
4714 Your spread please? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4715 I'd like a table next to the toaster.. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4716 Miss Butter has already been seated 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4717 I am sorry, I cannot admit you without a coat of butter. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4718 And will another slice be joining you tonight, or will you be dining open-faced? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4719 I'm sorry, we can't seat you until your avocado arrives. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
4720 I'm sorry, that's not what the Toastmasters invitation means. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4721 I’m afraid we’re unable to seat you until the whole loaf is here. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
4722 That’s not what I meant when I said “complimentary bread”. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
4723 Our only open table is at the end of the loaf. Is that alright? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4724 Sorry, we only serve rolls. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4725 I'm sorry sir, we can't seat you until the rest of your loaf is here. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4726 I'm sorry sir, but you stink of rye. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4727 I’m here for the big toast. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
4728 Sorry. This party is for the Toast of the Town only. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4729 Yes, I beat the odds and did NOT fall on the buttered side. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4730 Yes, you’re present, but where are peanut butter and jelly? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4731 I'm sorry to tell you we're now gluten free 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4732 Plate for one in a non-gluten area, please." George Koomullil, San Ramon, Calif 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4733 I could sandwich you between tables P, B, and J 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4734 I'm sorry, the best thing since you just took the last seat. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4735 Um, Mr. Pita, I have some bad news about your reservation. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4736 Sorry, no tables are open in the dining area tonight. Would you like me to check for any openings on--sorry, I mean "at"--our grill next door? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4737 I made a serious mistake, and the boss said I’m toast! 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4738 Where's Chipped Beef tonight? 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
4739 I'm afraid we're a gluten-free restaurant. But perhaps, Mr. Bread, you might be comfortable taking a seat or two at the bar. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4740 Show up late again and you're toast. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4741 What do you mean, you're the greatest thing since yourself? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4742 You are late! Peanut butter and Jelly are all ready here!! 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4743 You must be the toast of the town. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4744 You’ve got the tie; but the dress code also requires butter or margarine. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
4745 Sorry, this event is gluten free... 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4746 Feel free to applaud, but I've been asked we limit the toasting. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4747 Well, yes, you used to be the Greatest Thing until, well, you know...Gluten. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4748 I'm sorry sir, we stopped serving breakfast at 11:00 a.m. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4749 Will you be dining alone or as a sandwich? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4750 I’m sorry, but this Toastmaster event is gluten free. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4751 We do not normally seat the toast. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4752 I'm sorry, we can't seat you until your entire loaf has arrived. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4753 But how will anyone tell us apart? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4754 So...you're just not that great anymore. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4755 I understand your concern, Mr. Wonder, but rest assured: the gluten-free trend is still a thing. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4756 Maitre D: I'm sorry sir, we only have seats by the fireplace this evening. Guest: I'm toast! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4757 I'm looking for the 50th anniversary party. They're expecting a toast. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4758 Sorry, sir, we don’t serve bread alone. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4759 You may be the greatest thing Sliced Bread, but I still don't have an open table 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4760 You have to hurry sir, they aren’t going to make the toast without you 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4761 I'm afraid we stopped serving carbs months ago. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4762 I'm sorry sir, we're gluten-free. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4763 I’m sorry, Sir... Looks like you didn’t make the cut. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4764 You may be well-bread but here you're toast. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4765 It is I,Sir Toast With A Bowtie, the guest of honor for the breakfast menu 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
4766 Will that be the butter section or the unbuttered? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4767 We don’t seat parties of one. And, we’re looking for customer diversity. So, come back with a slice of pumpernickel" 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4768 I'd like to introduce our next speaker, who comes to us from a toaster. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4769 You could wait at the bar, or in the basket on table 6. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4770 'Back off,John,at Outside the Box Inc.,we see you as toast" 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4771 Would an American cheese wrapper pass for a jacket? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4772 What do you mean I wasn’t supposed to bring the car up? She didn’t look toasted to me. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4773 You were misinformed, Toastmasters Club has nothing to do with toast. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4774 I don't care if you are the toast of the town,we don't have a table! 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4775 One more remark like that and you're toast. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4776 I'm sorry sir, there have been many changes since Mr. KETO GENIC took over. I've checked the list twice...hmm but I do see that your colleague Butter has been seated. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4777 I'm sorry, we just don't have a slot for you. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
4778 Uh, this was not what I meant when I said lets get this bread. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4779 Hi Dad I was hoping to grow up like you. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4780 Your reservation doesn't pop up. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4781 I'm sorry, all the bread baskets are full. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4782 This is not what I had in mind when they said, “Let’s get this bread” 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
4783 Sorry,"The Toast of the Town" is just an expression. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
4784 If I let you in - I'm toast! 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
4785 Sorry -- Your not on the the upper crust list... 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4786 yo you think a little bowtie is gonna put you on the list? focaccia here with that 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
4787 I'm sorry, but we don't do reservations by the loaf. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4788 I'm sorry only glutton free is served here. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4789 This always happens to me.. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4790 No Mr. Wonder Ms. Sara Lee left with Killer Dave ,she said she needed a bread with more Body! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4791 The host, with the most, requested a roast....not a toast. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4792 I'm sorry Sir, but you'll need a jacket with that tie. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4793 We have reservations for two. Has my better half arrived yet? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4794 I'm sorry sir. We are a gluten-free establishment. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4795 I'm sorry sir, we can't seat 20 to 24 at such late notice 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4796 You'll need to put on a sandwich bag before I can seat you. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4797 Will Jam or Jelly be joining you today for lunch 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4798 Even if it was "gluten free" you still have to pay 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4799 Oh no, Mr. Pepperidge! Tonight is the Toaster Manufacturers dinner- & they brought their latest models. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4800 Could you tell the chef that I'm on the Paleo diet? 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
4801 They told me that they wanted to have a special toast for a birthday, so here I am. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4802 Yes, you meet our dress code, but what about your dressing inside? 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
4803 Yes, she has been seated, but she has no wish to have you join her. She says you're 'toast'. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4804 I’m sorry, sir, but we only serve whole grain. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4805 I am sorry sir, but we don't serve bread. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4806 Sir, shoes are required. Perhaps you can find some loafers? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4807 Good evening and welcome to Toast. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4808 I'm afraid you've arrived too late for the evening's first toast. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4809 Well we could serve you right away if you are willing to be part of a sandwich 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4810 Just the one slice again, Mr. White? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4811 We’re letting you go. A ciabatta artisan will be taking your place. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4812 I’m sorry. We don’t serve stale bread here 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4813 You said you were only going to give a toast last time and I almost got fired. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4814 I'm sorry, but we're a pun-free restaurant. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4815 The yeast you can do is arrive on time. The Baguette party has been waiting. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4816 I'm sorry sir. This is a gluten free dinner gathering. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4817 Sorry, we're gluten free here. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4818 I'm sorry sir, but there is a charge for bread 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4819 Mr. S, are you waiting for your better half? 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
4820 Don't worry. We only serve it when they ask for it. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4821 Pardon monsieur, the party is only for union workers 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4822 Sorry, but I don't see Mr. Bread on the list. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
4823 You're late again, Dave. That's the third time this week. And don't give me that sob story B.S. about a seagull carrying you five avenue blocks in the wrong direction, alright? I've heard it before. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4824 I don't care if they're toasting you tonight,but without a reservation there's nothing I can do 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4825 I can’t help it, I’m allergic to peanuts. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4826 So sorry, Monsieur Pan, but the only table for two that I show is for Peter, and he's pre-ordered up quite a spread for Mademoiselle Marmalade. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
4827 The black tie is optional tonight, sir. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4828 Sorry, without a jacket you are toast. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4829 Unfortunately, we're out of cheese 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4830 Sorry sir, I don’t see any reservations for Rye. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4831 I’m gonna let you finish, but the Pillsbury Doughboy had the greatest breadstick commercial of all time. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
4832 Sorry, you’ll need to be toasted. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
4833 Is putting jam on yourself considered black face? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4834 No reservations? I’m sorry, you’re toast. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4835 I’m so sorry. I can’t take reservations for half a sandwich... 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4836 But I wore my favorite tie. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4837 Sorry. The Senate Democrats have booked the room for the night. A formal toast would be simply too awkward and embarrassing. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4838 I'm sorry, but our dress code requires toast. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4839 I'd like to see your gluten free menu... 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4840 You're late, She left... You're Toast! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4841 You look familiar. Did I serve you before? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4842 Gluten tag. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4843 I'm Toast ! I already knew that 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4844 I'm sorry! Bread may be the building block of a good meal...but not without reservations. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4845 This is a roast, not a toast. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4846 Difficult to toast a toast . 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4847 Milquetoast, party of one? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4848 We can't seat you until your full loaf has arrived. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
4849 You’re always trying to butter me up. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4850 Sorry, sir. We don'r serve French Toast after brunch. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4851 I take it you don't want to see our gluten-free menu. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4852 Sorry, we don't serve gluten here. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4853 I'll introduce our speaker before we have drinks and get toasted. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4854 Apologies, but we gave away your table to the next best thing. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4855 I'm sorry sir but black tie also implies pants 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4856 If you don’t find my reservation before my date gets here, I’ll be toast. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4857 I am so sorry Mr. White Bread, but the Roquefort Cheese family has booked the Chef's Table for the evening. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4858 Sorry, no loafing around here. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4859 I’ll be alone. My mate’ feeling burnt-out and crummy. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4860 I don’t think there is any question that your bow time is more fashionable than mine but none the less our dress code specifically states that all male patrons must be wearing pants”. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4861 Sorry - we can only accept whole grain 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4862 When they said they would have to cut the stale speakers from the program,I didn't think they meant me! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4863 Yes, we do Serve bread here. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4864 We can’t seat incomplete loaves. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4865 Like I said, sir, "No jacket, no table," is company policy, and your accusation of intolerance in unwarranted. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
4866 Butter me up all you want, there is still a 45 minute wait 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4867 I'm sorry sir, this event is black-rye only 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4868 Do you serve Melba toast here? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4869 Sorry, the other party is not here yet 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4870 I’m terribly sorry, sir, but the sign clearly states, “This is a gluten-free establishment.” 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4871 Sorry. I shouldn't have assumed you were here for the Toastmasters event. Are we good? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4872 How is it random if it tests for all the drugs?!? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4873 Sorry, but so many of our clients are gluten intolerant. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
4874 Best invention since sliced bread. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4875 I'm sorry, sir, but this restaurant doesn't serve toast. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4876 This restaurant does not serve sliced bread. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4877 Yes, we really did toast the bride. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4878 Smuckers left. She wouldn't gel with a tardy date anyway. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4879 'Sorry. No shoes, no butter, no service.' 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
4880 I am sorry. They didn't mention the speech would end with a toast. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4881 And to leave you on a positive note, no matter how you slice it, masters or not, we are all toast. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4882 Plain or toasted? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4883 I’m afraid I’m not a professional toast master. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4884 Sir, you'll need a full coat of butter to be seated. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4885 I'm sorry sir, but we have a strict dress code and dinner jackets must be worn. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4886 I don't come with butter. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4887 Interrupt me again, and you're toast. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
4888 I'm sorry, sir. I cannot let you inside. The rule is "no yeast allowed". 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4889 Sorry Frank. Due to recent budget cuts, your job is toast! 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
4890 Sorry, the Toastmasters meeting is cancelled. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4891 I'm sorry sir. I have no reservation for Shortbread, party of one. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4892 Sorry, but you can't come in without garlic and butter. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
4893 I'm sorry Mr. Whole Grain GMO Free, Mr. Trump only allows white bread at his table. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4894 When she left, she said to "tell him he's toast'. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4895 You’re just in time for the toast 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4896 Sorry,sir. The invitation said black rye only. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4897 Sorry, we are gluten free. I'll have to ask you to leave 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4898 All I have here is open face for two. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4899 Sorry Buddy it's Passover 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
4900 I'm terribly sorry sir but your reservation clearly states two slots. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
4901 But sir, the ad said, "Minorities encouraged to apply." 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4902 I'm sorry, sir, but she waited almost an hour then left, saying your relationship was "toast". 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
4903 Sorry to hear about your toast to the bride and groom not going over well. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4904 A formal toast doesn't mean what you think it means. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4905 Will you be building your own sandwich, sir? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4906 If you just put me on a plate, I think I'd be welcomed at any table. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4907 It appears you're no longer the best thing, sir. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4908 I'm afraid it will be 3 minutes, 10 seconds before a table is available in the toasting section, Mr. Yet. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
4909 Take it from me, don't be a milquetoast. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
4910 We're gluten-free. We don't serve bread. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4911 I don’t care if you just trimmed your crust.. If you’re not on the list, you can’t get in 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4912 I'm afraid we're out of baskets. Would you care for a banquette? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4913 No Sir, I can't "butter you up a bit." 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4914 I am truly sorry, but that reservation is 'TOAST' 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4915 Are you the new Toastmaster? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4916 I'm sorry, this is a toast. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
4917 No jacket? You're in a bit of a jam. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4918 The bowtie has no bearing on getting a table, you're still toast 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
4919 Table for 13? What is it, your Last Supper? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4920 You have to let me in. Im giving the toast! 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4921 I’m sorry, your bow tie is toast. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4922 You may be the toast of the town, sir, but you still need a shirt to get in. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4923 I'm terribly sorry, but we don't serve white bread any more. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4924 We’re going gluten-free. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4925 All breads have been asked to return to their bags for the duration of the ceremony. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4926 I'm sorry sir, but they made the toast without you. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4927 Sir, please put on pants, this is not a Dave and Buster's. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4928 The other slices are getting toasted at the bar. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
4929 I’m sorry sir, but there is no reservation under the name Marmalade. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4930 I think I can sandwich you in for dinner 1.0000 0.15430 7 6 0 0
4931 My apologies,sir. White bread only. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4932 Is something wrong bread ? Yes, it’s too toasty in here. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4933 One for Breakfast? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4934 Sorry Sir, there's about an hour wait for the toster . 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4935 Sorry,we are gluten-free now. You've been sliced from the staff. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4936 I'm sorry sir, this establishment doesn't serve bread. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4937 I'm sorry,You're toast! 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4938 Look I get it, the word "toast" is in Toastmasters, but this is not about you. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4939 Would you like the toaster or first available? 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
4940 Sorry. We are not looking for a Hostess. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
4941 I'd like to see your gluten free menu please! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4942 Let me know when the rest of your loaf has arrived. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4943 Our next speaker knows which side the bread is buttered on. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4944 I'm sorry, sir. Perhaps you misread the invitation? Tonight's event is a ROAST. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4945 If you say that this job is 'getting stale' one more time... 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4946 Sorry, but you can’t be seated until all slices of your loaf have arrived. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
4947 Nothing personal buddy, I just can't book three bread acts the same night 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
4948 I'm sorry sir, but incomplete Black Tie attire is nonnegotiable! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4949 We are full! I’m afraid you’re toast, sir. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
4950 Sir, you know the rules. No shirt, no shoes, no service. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
4951 Oh, did you not get the email? They changed the name to Roastmasters. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4952 You've gotta let me in! I'm the starch of the show! 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
4953 Well Bred, Reservation for one, 7pm 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4954 I'm sorry, we're filled up on bread. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4955 As Toastmaster,your remarks are just not crusty enough 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4956 No matter how you slice it, you're still not on the list. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4957 Well you may have been 'the greatest thing' once, but we're still completely booked for tonight. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4958 Sorry you'll need a reservation you're not "the greatest thing since..." anymore. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4959 What? Is my tie not straight 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4960 A table near the butter.... 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4961 I can seat you once the rest of your sandwich arrives. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4962 Sorry Sir, but our dress code requires both shoes and pants. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4963 I don't care if you ARE the "Toast of the Town". I can't seat you without a reservation. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
4964 Any way you slice it you're toast! 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
4965 Sir, although it is a black tie event, it is enough to just wear a black tie. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4966 Yes, we serve sandwiches. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4967 I am sorry sir, we have a no-crust policy. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4968 You can't come in here just to loaf. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4969 And the honorable mention goes to Mr Wonder. A toast for your many years as an all-white, all-American, non-nutritional food supplier. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4970 Let me guess, you’re the Toastmaster! 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4971 I'm sorry, but we already have a toastmaster. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4972 I thought I was supposed to be the toastmaster! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4973 Sorry sir, we only seat complete sandwiches. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
4974 The only thing I can say for certain is that no one likes wheat bread. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4975 Sir, the dress code is butter, not bow-tie 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
4976 Sorry, you should be in the bread line. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
4977 With no shoes or shirt, you’ll be toast trying to eat here. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4978 I’m sorry, but “Toast Of The Town” was last week! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4979 I'm afraid we're a gluten-free restaurant. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
4980 I’m sorry but this is a gluten-free establishment. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4981 Sorry , only gluten free tables left this evening. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4982 Whites only is no longer a thing. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4983 Is the rest of your basket here? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4984 I can seat you with the jams and butter if you'd like. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4985 I do apologize sir, but it appears your date has was mistaken for our number 2 breakfast special, eggs over easy with a side of wheat toast. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
4986 Your friend, Mr. Avacado, arrived early and is prepared to have breakfast with you. This way to your table. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
4987 Without a reservation, even the greatest thing since sliced bread can't get in here. Sorry. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4988 I'm afraid all seats are taken. But there might be a spot left on the menu. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4989 I am also from the sandwich generation, but I still can’t let you in without a reservation. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4990 You jammed up that speech so bad that I think you're toast. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4991 NO, I don’t have a reservation for a toast master. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
4992 I'm sorry sir, I can't seem to find your breadservation. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4993 No reservation,you say? I'm toast! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4994 I've a lovely table next to the fireplace, but it gets a little toasty. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4995 Got Onion Soup? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
4996 I'm afraid I can't speak french... 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
4997 Sir, I do not care if you are "toast of the town" we are full! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
4998 Sorry Sam, but there’s a request for butter and jam table 7 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
4999 Do your tanning beds have a toast setting? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5000 Sorry, but I can't have you showing up for work toasted. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5001 I'm sorry, sir, this is the Toastmasters; the Toast Misters are meeting across town. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5002 Maybe the dingo ate your baby. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5003 My apologies, sir, but we don’t serve gluten. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
5004 The ties okay; we can coat you with peanut butter 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
5005 I'm sorry, sir, but we don't serve carbohydrates at this restaurant. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5006 I’m sorry, sir, but we’re gluten free here. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5007 Are you here for the lunch meeting? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5008 I didn’t mean for it to sound like we were offering “All you can eat, Bread” 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5009 You think my bowtie is funny? Huh? Then lemme tell you something pal. You're gonna be toast! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5010 I’ll make sure your W-2 gets to you soon, Pumpernickel. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5011 All our baskets are full tonight, sir 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5012 Sir, you'll need to enter through the 'Whites Only' door. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5013 Sorry sir, reservations are reserved for the Upper Crust only. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5014 Sorry we're a gluten free operation now. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5015 I'm a guest of the chef. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5016 Schedule’s full. No more toasts allowed.” 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5017 No offense sir, we only serve sandwiches during lunch. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5018 Where are your trousers, sir? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5019 I’m sorry sir, you misunderstood, ‘We only serve fresh bread ‘ , doesn’t mean clothing optional! 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
5020 I'm sorry, sir. The butter left an hour ago with a piece of sourdough. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
5021 You may be the toast of the town, sir, but we still require a coat and trousers. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5022 We are a Michelin 3-star restaurant. We do not serve sandwiches here. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
5023 We're a gluten free restaurant 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
5024 Nice try, Spongebob. You’re still not on the list. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5025 I'm sorry, this is as "black tie" as I'm going to get. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5026 I am coated. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5027 Your dinner companions, Mr Ham and Mr Cheese, have already been seated. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
5028 If I can't get a lunch reservation, I'm toast. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
5029 We have one spot left, but it is next to a table of pigeons. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5030 No tables? But I'm the greatest thing since ... no, I AM sliced bread! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5031 We might be able to sandwich you in at the bar. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5032 But you have to let me in-----I'm the Toastmaster! 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
5033 No, I am not here for the Toastmasters meeting. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5034 Finally, found one to break bread with me! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5035 You’re better off, sir. She seemed like a heel. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
5036 Sorry, we’re only serving gluten free tonight. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5037 Crap, they told me you called out sick. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5038 You're late, again. You're toast. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5039 Dude, your are just part of the meal without the tie.... 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5040 They promised me I would the the toast of the conference! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5041 I’m sorry, you’ll have to wait after the speeches... 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5042 Look, you failed the audition; you're toast! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5043 Sorry, Beauty and the Yeast is sold out. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5044 I'm sorry, but we're not a gluten sanctuary restaurant. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
5045 Sir, a coat of butter is not the same as a jacket. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5046 Oh dear, have I already missed the buffet? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5047 Wonder? I have bruschetta, brioche, and baguette, but no wonder. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5048 I don’t care who you know, I’m not seating you without an olive oil dip. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
5049 Oil and vinegar comes standard on our tables... 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5050 The Loaf party of 12 has already been served. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5051 I have a table, a booth, or you could sit next to our red hot heating coils. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5052 Sorry, we can't hire you; you're toast. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5053 I'm sorry Sir, but all the loaves are currently filled up. Would you like me to put you on the waiting list? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5054 Sorry, your date, the avocado, ... is in the guac. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
5055 Sorry, you are not on a menu. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5056 You’re late for the opening toast! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5057 "Unfortunately your date Ms. Butter was waiting for you by the fire pit, and, well..." 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5058 I'm sorry, when we said 'Let's get this bread' it did not literally mean we were looking for bread. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5059 No shoes, no shirt, no speeches. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5060 Reservation for Reuben. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5061 Sorry, we can't seat you until the entire loaf is here. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5062 Yes, we serve toast. But that doesn't mean what you think. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5063 Unfortunately I can’t seat you without the rest of your club. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
5064 Well, this is a sticky situation! 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5065 I'm terribly sorry, sir, but we can't seat you until Ms. Avocado arrives. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
5066 I’m sorry, but I can’t seat you until the rest of your sandwich is here. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5067 I believe your Toastmasters meeting is in the kitchen. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5068 I'll give you some bread for a table with a view 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5069 Tanning salon? Sir, 7th floor, but I really would not recommend it for you. Perhaps you'd like to visit the 2nd floor deli, instead. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5070 I'm so sorry, I think you misunderstood what we meant by Toastmasters club. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5071 I’m sorry, sir, but we only serve gluten-free bread here. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5072 I told you Sir,we do not offer peanut butter! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5073 I'm sorry, sir. You cannot be seated unless you're wearing peanut butter and jelly. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5074 I'm sorry, I can't seat you until the entire loaf is here. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
5075 It's a busy day but I'll see if I can sandwich you in. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5076 That lousy opposable thumbs and a bow tie disguise won’t get you out of the complementary bread basket. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
5077 Do you have a seat away from kitchen? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5078 Sorry, Sir, but only your upper crust is allowed. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
5079 I see you're wearing a tie, but shoes are also required. 1.0000 0.18257 6 5 0 0
5080 You have to bring your own dressing. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5081 Where's the cheese? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5082 Sorry, sir. You don't have a reservation. As it turns out, the next best thing and his entourage are in house tonight. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
5083 Sorry, we only seat full parties. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5084 Now seating Loaf, party of 16... 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5085 I see how it’s confusing, but that’s not what we mean when we say we’re ‘gluten friendly’... 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
5086 Our next speaker used to be the greatest thing. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5087 Yes sir, the Earl Of Sandwich has been seated and awaits your arrival. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5088 It is my pleasure this evening to present to you, our Host ! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5089 I'm sorry, sir. Your party has already been served. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5090 Mr. and Mrs. Keto-Paleo have, regrettably, disinvited you... and whatever rolls you may have. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5091 I'm sorry, we've moved on to the next best thing. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5092 The bow tie is a classy touch, but your still toast. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5093 Without a date your reservation's toast. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5094 Wow, that’s incredible! I won 1st prize in the bake-off, and I’m also the breadwinner of my family. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5095 I appreciate that you "married one," but we still require all Wheats to use the side door. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5096 I am sorry Sir, we cannot seat you until the rest of your loaf arrives. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5097 I’m sorry, sir. For this dining room, it’s mayonnaise dressing. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5098 Let me guess. You're here for the Wonder reunion" 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5099 No, we agreed that I would take your shift so you could go out and get toasted. 1.0000 0.13363 8 7 0 0
5100 I'm sorry, sir, we do not offer a gluten free menu. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5101 We're glad to have you back, sir. After all, repeat customers are our bread and butter! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5102 Sorry Mr. Rye, your reservation was not guaranseed" 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5103 I'm glad you're here, we're low on bread 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5104 Will butter be joining you tonight? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5105 We’ve reserved a nice, toasty table for you next to the fireplace. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5106 The Bread Alone resturant is across the street 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5107 Sorry, the owners decided to go no-carb... 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
5108 I'm sorry, it's a 'roast' not a 'toast'. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5109 Sorry sir, but a few cleverly arranged carraway seeds don't meet our dress standards. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
5110 I can put you in the rack... 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
5111 And will you be accompanied today by soup or salad? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5112 The event is for Toastmasters, not toast! 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
5113 However, we do not serve sandwiches at dinner with or without shoes. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5114 No no. They asked for a champagne toast. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5115 Yeah, pretty good. Yourself? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5116 Sorry sir. Jackets are required 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5117 I'm so sorry man. She arrived with a lobster and she was like - melting. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
5118 They have requested you at table 1. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5119 We don’t serve your kind around here anymore. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5120 I don't see it here, sir. Is 'Arnold' the first or the last name? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5121 I know this is crummy, but there's no-one for you to toast tonight. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
5122 Scotty, we don’t serve half-breds. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5123 You want to run against me? You're toast! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5124 I’m sorry, Sir, but the Goop Club is strictly gluten-free. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5125 No, you can not use my tie to cover your Mole. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5126 You're hired, no loafing. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5127 I’m terribly sorry sir but our restaurant is gluten free. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
5128 We could fit you in at breakfast. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5129 I'm here for the Bernstein Bar Mitzvah toast. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5130 Yes, sir, it is a black tie function, however no singles only couples. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5131 It's not here. Could it be under maple syrup? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5132 OK No Neck, you want in? Then show me you can tie it. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
5133 Here we are, gathered together to toast Toast. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
5134 Sorry, but you need a reservation even if you are the 'Toast of the Town.' 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
5135 I’m sorry. The chef serves only unsliced bread. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5136 They're asking that you offer a toast. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5137 Apologies sir, but the only reservation we have is under "whole wheat". 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
5138 No outside food or kinks allowed. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5139 Gluten free doesn't mean you get a meal on the house. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
5140 I'm sorry sir, the oleo under your tie doesn't meet our dress code. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5141 Eating alone? She’s not my jam. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
5142 Chippy here will be leading our outreach to Multi-grain Americans. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5143 We have a nice basket for you in the corner. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
5144 You're just too crusty to serve. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5145 I am truly sorry to have to tell you this but you are toast!!! 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5146 Are you Spongebob or just a piece of bread? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5147 I'm sorry but there's no falling butter-side-up tables remaining. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5148 And today he's here to tell you that, no, it's not that easy being the best 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
5149 Your tie is fine, but 'no shoes, no shirt, no service'. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
5150 Sorry, we're not serving carbs. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5151 Yes host, my company is already in there wondering where I am, ready to toast me. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
5152 No, sir, we don't have any gluten-full options. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
5153 No, you won't be seated faster if you 'slip me some bread.' 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5154 I'm sorry, sir, but you're not the greatest thing anymore. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
5155 This is Toast Masters not Toast Manor. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
5156 If you come back after closing, I'll eat you. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5157 Sorry, sir. We only serve gluten-free. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
5158 My apologies sir, we only serve French toast for breakfast 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5159 We only accept gluten-free. 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
5160 Party of Wonder Bread? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5161 You can't keep coming into work baked. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5162 But I’m the toast of Broadway! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5163 The tie is obviously OK,but . . . . 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5164 Thank you for applying, but we've just filled our last slot. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5165 Sorry but mine really IS the best idea since you came around. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5166 Oh, your email didn’t say you were bread. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5167 CAN YOU PAY FOR THIS MEAL? YOU HAVE ANY BREAD OR DOUGH? IF NOT , YOU WILL BE TOAST..!! 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5168 Is your bow tie gluten free? 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
5169 Sorry, too much white privilege. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5170 Well I did say toast is my favorite food. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
5171 Yes, you do look cool with that bowtie but you’re still toast. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
5172 My buddies thought you deserved a ceremonial toast to honor your epic brain research...so I volunteered! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5173 The Sandwich party regrets it has no need for a plus one this evening. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
5174 May I present our toastmaster. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5175 You're toast is in 5 minutes! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5176 I'm sorry but we don't serve bread here. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5177 Who else knows about this? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5178 I beg your pardon, sir. We haven't had a "wheats only" section here since 1958! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5179 We are currently full, unless you don't mind squeezing at the sandwich bar. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5180 I never thought I’d say this, but I feel like we might be taking this whole diversity thing too far. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5181 'I'm sorry, we've already given the toast.' 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5182 I just wannna be something more than processed white flour bread. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5183 Sorry, rules are jacket and tie. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5184 This isn't the Toastmaster's meeting? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5185 Oh, I’m sorry, the correct answer was ‘Laze’. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
5186 You might be the toast of Cincinnati, sir, but here you're just another slice of white bread. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5187 I’m sorry...she left with somebody else. Something about “the best thing since sliced bread.” 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5188 Celebrating today? Anything to toast? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5189 I thought everyone was gluten-free these days. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5190 I thought this was a roast not a toast. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5191 A table for one slice or the whole loaf ? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5192 I’m sorry sir, you’re too late. The wedding reception is over. Doug Whalley, Seattle 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5193 Good evening, sir. Toasting or non-toasting section? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5194 My apologies, sir. Senators are only accepting liquid reservations at this time. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5195 I do apologize,but it seems the avocado had to cancel. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5196 Unfortunately, your wife was buttered. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5197 We have a snug, warm, a two-compartment seating arrangement for you and one of your friends - would you like a reservation? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5198 Who's making the toast? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5199 No point getting crusty sir, no shirt means no service! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5200 I'm sorry sir, we only serve gluten free food 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5201 You were ‘bred’ in old Kentucky, but you’re just a crumb up here! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5202 Yes, I see the tie, but it needs to be Gluten Free. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5203 But I thought I was the toastmaster! 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5204 Management told me to let you go because patrons do not believe that we are a gluten-free restaurant. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5205 You're too short for this job. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5206 I'm sorry sir but last night was Toast of the Town night. Tonight is French Toast night. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5207 I knew Mr. Peanut. Me. Peanut was a dear friend of mine. You sir, are no Mr. Peanut. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5208 That's not what we mean by Toastmasters. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5209 You can't be seated until the rest of your loaf gets here. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
5210 The Wonder family reunion? You're just in time for the toast. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5211 I'm sorry. you're under-dressed. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5212 Shut up, cracker. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
5213 Im sorry sir, you are a month late 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
5214 Gluten-free or keto-friendly? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5215 We're hiring for French Toast- if you don't mind getting egg on your face 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5216 Where's your butter half? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5217 We only serve gluten free. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5218 OK....So you’re the toast master..... I see your tie....but where’s your jacket? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5219 I'm sorry sir, she was in fact not the peanut butter to your jelly. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5220 She left with a baguette who was gonna pumpernickel. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5221 But the invitation said anyone wearing a black bow-tie will be admitted! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5222 Toaster for two slices sir? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5223 I'm sorry sir. We no longer serve bread. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5224 And now, a toast to someone without whom we would have no toast. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5225 I'm sorry sir, the only available seats are reserved for white bread only. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5226 As the Grain Conference featured speaker, I am giving the toast! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5227 I'm sorry sir, this is a roast not a toast. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
5228 If you pester me one more time about a reservation, you're toast! 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
5229 I'm sorry, but I've heard the "Is this the Toastmasters?" joke a thousand times. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5230 I'm sorry to be the one to tell you Mr. White but Peanut Butter and Jelly arrived earlier...they're sitting with Mr. Wheat. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5231 No, actually, it doesn't mean you eat for free. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5232 We're sorry but this is a Gluten-free restaurant 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5233 Sorry, pal. This groom’s got a gluten sensitivity. I’m afraid a toast just wouldn’t be appropriate. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5234 It’s not here, Bread is in concert in Hall B. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5235 But on a brighter note, your tie rocks. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5236 Quite frankly, sir, I don't think it's safe for you in there. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
5237 Unfortunately, we've run out of time for our next toast-master. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5238 I'm sorry, sir. I think you misunderstood the meaning of "champagne toast." 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5239 Sorry, but there aren't any available tables. So I guess your hot date is toast!" 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5240 I’m sorry. The best man has already given the toast. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5241 No reservation. Then I'm toast. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5242 We don't serve toast here 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5243 I'm afraid your date left with the pastrami. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5244 After that performance, your career is toast. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
5245 Sorry for the misunderstanding, tonight is the celebrity roast, not the celebrity toast. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5246 I truly am sorry, sir. We do not have a table for you, you’re not gluten free.” 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5247 We might have a place for you working on Tuesday’s lunch shift, but — full disclosure—that is also BLT day. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5248 I’m sorry sir, you don’t appear to be on the menu tonight. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5249 And you are expecting the rest of the load within the hour, sir? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5250 We will let you in with a tie of course, but we will dip you in egg and then cook you on a griddle. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5251 No pants, no service. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5252 I am afraid you are toast, sir. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5253 I’m sorry, sir, she just left with a very muscular croissant. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
5254 Sorry, we only serve baguettes and croissants. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5255 I'm sorry sir. We no longer serve bread in this restaurant. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5256 I'm sorry. Your friend was unwilling to wait for you, and I must say was something of a heel about it. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5257 I’m sorry, sir. Whites only. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5258 Sorry Sir, that was a typo. It was supposed to say "roast". 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5259 Am I the only one here who is full of cheese? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5260 No, we're not getting married. I said I 'propose a toast' not 'propose to toast'. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5261 Sorry, sir, I can't let you in with no pants. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5262 I’m sorry, sir, it’s not that kind of toast. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
5263 Yes, but I have a reservation as well 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5264 Your better half is waiting for you but they are in a bit of a jam 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5265 The tie is smashing,but until you find a pair of pants,you're toast. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5266 Sartorial mirroring won't get you a passing grade, you're toast. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5267 Did you come into work toasted again? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5268 Toastmasters doesn't meet here anymore. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5269 If the head chef catches you here, you're toast. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5270 I guess it's true, you are what you eat! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5271 I'm afraid you're toast. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
5272 I’m sorry but the only available table is in our gluten-free section. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5273 You're late. The best man gave the toast a while ago...too bad. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5274 I'm sorry sir, but the Jelly Society is not meeting tonight." 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5275 Mr Chorleywood. I know, it's a bit embarrassing, but it's de name I was given. I'm not sour dough. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5276 The peanut butter section or jelly? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5277 You are toast Mr Slice 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
5278 I'm here to submit a toast. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5279 I'm sorry, sir, we can't seat you until your party is complete. Please let us know when butter and jelly arrive. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
5280 Nice try but you gotta wear pants. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5281 Hi, I am here to be served 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5282 If you can't get me a table, I'm toast! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5283 Get off the stage or you're toast! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5284 I'm afraid this is a multigrain sourdough bread event only. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5285 No Carbs Need Apply. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5286 Sorry, Sid. New owner hiring only low carb lightweights for basket duty. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5287 Believe me, there have been many greater things since you came along 1.0000 0.15430 7 6 0 0
5288 If I go to Florida next week, will you come back toast? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5289 Have you seen my other slice? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5290 We're crowded, but open-faced will be easier to fit in. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5291 I don't care if you're the toast of the town; you still cannot get in without a reservation. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5292 Please welcome our newest member of Toastmasters. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5293 Club sandwich members only 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5294 I'm afraid I can't seat you until Mr. Peanut Butter and Mr. Jelly have arrived. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5295 Sorry to be the one to tell you. But, the boss says “you’re toast!” 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5296 I requested gluten-free 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5297 I'm sorry, sir. There's no room in the toaster. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5298 I'm afraid we don't serve bread. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5299 It says Tie not Bow-Tie 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5300 Sorry, we don't have a seat for you. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5301 I believe the reservation is under the name Strawberry Jam. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
5302 It’s the best thing since ... er, well, you know. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5303 If you are the reservation...then OH NO!!! 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
5304 Sorry,sir. This event is a roast, not a toast. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5305 Sorry. The James Beard table is only for the upper crust. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5306 Some of you have even said that because of the running mate I chose, our ticket is toast. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5307 Sorry, no gluten allowed. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
5308 sorry for being late Sir, I was in a Jam 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5309 Sorry, sir, but our tanning booths are for couples only. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5310 But they said they would be here.. Can you check again? It's Miss Peanut Butter and Miss Jelly. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5311 Even with the tie, we don't serve your kind. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5312 This is your last warning. If you're late one more time you're toast. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5313 Knife and butter canceled, sir. I'm afraid you're not toast. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5314 Toastmasters meets NEXT week! 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5315 Am I being forgotten amongst all the varied foodie groupies? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5316 Despite your reservation, Sir, I regret that we don't serve bread anymore. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5317 Will anyone be joining you in the toaster or shall we seat you in that side for "one"? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5318 I beg your pardon–we don't serve incomplete slices. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5319 And now the breadwinner 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5320 But I'm supposed to be the toastmaster. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5321 I'm not sure we can sandwich you in again sir. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
5322 You already have a toastmaster for tonight? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5323 I know Hal, it’s ironic to be the bread winner and come in 2nd place, but we’ll still toast you. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5324 No reservation? You're toast, but you're welcome to a seat at the bar! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5325 Yes, but as far as I can tell, you are only wearing a tie... 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
5326 Sir your necktie is appropriate, but alas, gentlemen are requested to a wear pants in the dining room. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5327 Your QR code is no longer virtual 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5328 Sorry, you have to wait until the cheese arrives before I can seat you 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5329 I'm sorry, Sir. No Shirt, No Shoes, No Service. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
5330 Sorry folks, we ran out of time for anymore toasts. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5331 I'm sorry sir. Ms. Jelly left with some cracker. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5332 I'm sorry sir. We do have a table for bun. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5333 Good evening Toast Masters. It is my privilege to introduce Master Toast! 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5334 Sorry. Table 12 is insisting on gluten-free. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5335 Sorry, you'll have to be toasted first... 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5336 Yes, I know your full but can't you sandwich me in anywhere? 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
5337 No...buttering "me" up won't get you in any quicker! 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5338 Sorry, but our diners don't want to see us fill up with bread. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5339 I can seat you once the rest of your loaf arrives. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5340 I wasn’t making a rye comment! No matter how you slice it, with all those student loans, your toast. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5341 I'm meeting two slices of cheese and a good lookin' tomato. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
5342 Nice try, but I don’t think you are really the “greatest thing” these days. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5343 To you like to thoroughly warmer up or just lightly toasted? 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
5344 White bread you haven’t had a reservation since Jane Fonda Fitness videos were released! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5345 The wait is so long you'll be moldy when you get a table. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5346 We're covered for the Breakfast shift, sorry. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
5347 There's no toast of the town on my list, sorry 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5348 Near the fire is toasty. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5349 The rolls have already been hired. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5350 Sorry, but we are gluten free... 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5351 Nice tie. Punsters are up next. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
5352 Sorry, but we already have a toast master. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5353 And the first name is French? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5354 It's a celebration. How do you feel about being toasted? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5355 Sorry, our menu is strictly keto. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5356 I specifically said no doughheads . 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5357 Sorry. Gluten-free was so 2019. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5358 Ladies and gentlemen, I'd like to propose a toast. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5359 Yes we serve gluten-free. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5360 Ms. Jelly has not arrived yet. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5361 Sorry...all of the toasters for 1 are taken ! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5362 I’m sorry. Even with a bow tie it’s still “no shoes, no service.” 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5363 The tie is indeed sharp Sir, but we cannot seat you without a coat. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5364 I'm sorry, there must be some mistake. Tonight we're hosting a roast. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
5365 You have a lot of crust coming here with no reservation 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5366 Gluten-free admitted only. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5367 I'm sorry, sir, but no amount of buttering me up will make a table open up any faster 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
5368 Table for two. My butter half will be joining me shortly. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
5369 I'm sorry sir but you already missed the toast. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5370 Damn this keto diet 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5371 Watch out for brioche inside, he's a bit of a snob these days. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5372 They’ve been waiting for you for half an hour at table ten. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5373 Your usual seat by the oven, sir? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5374 Will you please stop seating the garlic in my section. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5375 I'm sorry, we're only taking reservations for sourdough right now. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5376 Sorry, but we are all-bready full... 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5377 It won't be a long wait, just pop-up when you're called 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5378 Sorry the toasts have already happened." 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5379 And you, sir — what exactly are you looking to gain from joining Toastmasters International? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5380 Sir, I'm afraid your friends have already been served... 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
5381 I'm sorry about the traffic but the toasts have been completed 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5382 Brioche, Mr. Brioche is now being seated. Funny you don't look Brioche? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5383 Everyone who comes in here thinks they're the toast of the town. You'll still need to borrow a jacket. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5384 'Reservation for two, under White.' 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
5385 I’m sorry sir, this event is only for the upper crust. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
5386 We can sandwich you in around noon 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5387 She left an hour ago. You're toast. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5388 I must not have taken my pills. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5389 But their supposed to toast me this evening! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5390 Shirt and shoes required for entry, sir. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5391 Yes, you're the one being toasted 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5392 I’m just here for the toast 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5393 How is your name spelt? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5394 I'm sorry sir, but that's not what "gluten-free" means 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
5395 I'm sorry, we do not serve white bread here. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5396 Sorry sir, this event is ties only. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5397 Sorry, no stag entry. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5398 I hope my breakfast choice has not offended anyone from Toastmaster's International. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5399 i don't care if you're the toast of the town. reservation? Yes or no. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
5400 Sir I understand, but we don’t have a big enough basket. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5401 If you'd like to wait in the basket, I can see that you are served right away. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5402 What do you mean you don’t serve bread anymore? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5403 You might say our next speaker is bred to be a Toastmaster. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5404 I understand that you called ahead to our crust and bowties event, but we overbooked by a half of loaf. It has nothing to do with you not being White Bread. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5405 Jesus Frank. Black tie affair doesn't mean black tie only. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5406 No, I’m not toasted... I was waiting at the bar. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
5407 I don’t know what he wants . The chef just said he needs to see you in the kitchen. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5408 On club sandwich night we cannot seat you until your entire party is present. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5409 I'm sorry, we can't seat you until the entire loaf arrives. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5410 I'm delighted to introduce Ed Sullivan who is finally returning to us as 'Toast of the Town'! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5411 I’m sorry, I don’t think toastmasters will be able to help you. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5412 A toast! 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
5413 Sorry. We only have toasters for two. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5414 If you'd like to sit at the bar I could sandwich you in next to Mr Baloney. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5415 the dress code is a jacket, or in your case at least a little mayo 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5416 We can only seat you when your whole loaf is here. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5417 I'm sorry sir, but you don't seem to be on the menu. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5418 Sorry, it's not that kind of toast. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
5419 I'm sorry, we only admit the Toast of the Town 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5420 Terribly sorry sir but we're no longer serving gluten in the dining room. We can seat you and your wife at the bar. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5421 Sorry, but bread was already delivered to the tables. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5422 Table #6 are asking for more bread. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5423 I'm afraid you're no longer the toast of the town. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5424 Who wore it be-est? 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
5425 I understand, sir, but you're not the toast of THIS town. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
5426 Pas Monsieur, we don't serve French Toast here! 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
5427 Not upper crust enough for us. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5428 Is it possible to move tables? It's getting a little toasty by the fire place. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5429 I'm sorry, but with all due respect, I'M the toastmaster. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5430 I'm terribly sorry sir, we're gluten-free only. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5431 I'm sorry, sir, but the Toastmasters' meeting was LAST night. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5432 I'm sorry, you're too late. They already did the toast. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5433 Im sorry I can't admit you even if you are the ToastMaster. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5434 Ah, you must be here for our pre-meal speed dating special. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5435 I appreciate your choice in ties, but this is a gluten-free restaurant. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
5436 It's normal if a lowly maitre d' wears a bowtie, but when anyone else does it, it just indicates that they're a clown or an ice cream truck driver or a pedophile. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5437 I'm sorry sir, but I've never heard of you. It's not like you're the toast of the town. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5438 Low carb?” “Gluten-free?” - What do mean? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5439 I'm the Toast of the Town!" 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5440 I see you're taking advantage of our lesser known BYOB policy 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5441 Sorry, nothing here, sir, for one Bit O'Butter. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5442 You’re in luck! Table ten is requesting more bread. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5443 Hmm. Let me see if your reservation "pops up". 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5444 If you're not seated at the table then you're on the menu. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5445 I'm sorry, sir, we don't seat plain toast without their avocado. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5446 I'm sorry, but you'll never fit in the basket. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5447 Sorry, our restaurant is gluten free. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5448 Oh my god, Tom! What happened to your arms and legs?! 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
5449 And your preferred adjective, sir? White? Wheat? Multi-grain? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5450 We called up Sourdough. Not Rye With Bowtie. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
5451 I'm sorry, sir, but our website clearly states we're gluten-free. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5452 No sir…The bread is complimentary, your meal isn’t. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5453 I'm sorry, sir, the Ancient Grains event was last night. Tonight's event is Gluten Free. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5454 That toast costume isn’t fooling anyone Mr. Weinstein. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5455 If you weren't wearing Back Tie, you'd be toast. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
5456 Sorry, the reservation was for plain toast 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
5457 I'm sorry to inform you sir but sans pants, you are hardly the toast of the town. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5458 The toast has already been made. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5459 I'm sorry sir,crust does not suffice for a jacket. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
5460 Party of one for the Toastmasters Yearly Gala 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5461 I’m sorry, but we just stopped serving breakfast. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5462 I’m sorry, but we can’t seat you until the avocado shows up. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5463 Sure Joe, it's a realistic bread costume, but how do you plan on going to the bathroom in that thing? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5464 The bow tie makes you look even more white bread than you are. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5465 I'm sorry, monsieur, but this is "Bonjour Croissant." If you're looking for "Hello Toast", it's around the corner. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5466 Very sorry, sir, but nothing by the toaster. I do have a window seat available, however 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5467 Like I said last time, 'Next time you're late, you're toast.' 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5468 That still doesn't cut it. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
5469 Butter? I’m sorry sir. She’s already eaten. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5470 I'm afraid I can't seat your party until the whole loaf arrives. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5471 Sorry, I can't seat you until your entire party has popped up. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5472 Toast of the town? They’re waiting for you at table 8. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
5473 I'm sorry you're late, too. Since you weren't here, the Best Man just told a knock-knock joke. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5474 I'm afraid there are no reservations here under a Mr. Peanut Butter or Ms Jelly, Sir. Do you happen to know a Señor Avocado? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5475 I'm sorry, this is a white bread affair. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5476 You'll have to check your crust sir 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5477 Dressed appropriately and well bred. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5478 We do have a dress code, but Sir is welcome to the house butter. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
5479 I'm sorry sir, I can't seat you until your entire loaf arrives. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5480 Man: "How can I help you?" Mr. Baird: "I'm looking for Mrs. Baird." 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5481 I'm sorry there has been a misunderstanding. We are roasting Senator McConnell tonight, not toasting him. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5482 I’m sorry, sir, but the Toastmasters meeting was postponed until next Tuesday. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5483 I'm afraid there's been a grave misunderstanding - your date is on table 12. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5484 Sorry sir, but all our gentlemen guests must be wearing a jacket. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
5485 Oh good I'm not having a stroke 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
5486 Of course I am not on that list, I am the one being tossted tonight 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5487 I'm sorry sir - sliced bread isn't on the list 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5488 No, this isn't Toastmasters International. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5489 Table for one, or are we expecting more of the loaf? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5490 Are you sure you have enough dough to ear here, sir? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5491 You’ve been hired as a bread boy so no- you cannot just show up to work a shift for the busboy 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5492 ...how do I tell him he's not the bread winner? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5493 Help! I've lost my butter half. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5494 I'm terribly sorry, sir. The invitation should have read, "celebrity roast." 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5495 Oh ok...this will not exactly be a toast!! 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
5496 They’re asking for you at Table 3, it’s been an honor. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5497 I am sorry sir, but loafing is not permitted. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5498 Bread: "Don't try to butter me up, does my bow tie look stupid?" Host: "It does look a little aw-rye." 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5499 Yes, occasionally our guests do toast someone at their table . . . , why do you ask? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5500 I'm sorry Sir, but the Loaf party left right after their toast. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
5501 I can't believe its not butter either. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5502 If you come in here, you'll get eaten alive! 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5503 9:00? Hmmm. Maybe you should set your reservation at a butter time? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5504 I am sorry to announce that you are toast 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5505 I’m sorry this is a low carb restaurant. We don’t serve bread. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
5506 Gluten is permitted on the patio 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5507 I' sorry, we're only only accepying croutons. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5508 I appreciate the bow tie, but this is a gluten free establishment. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5509 Back in the day, sure, a table right up front. But nowadays, I've seen better. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5510 I'm sorry but we only have seating in the the gluten-free section. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
5511 Avocado just left. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5512 Sorry, we're Never Trumper-nickel in this establishment. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5513 Our special tonight is the best thing since sliced bread. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
5514 My apologies, the academy withdrew their request to have a toast for the white house. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5515 Anf furthermore I would like to make a toast to......Uh oh, here we go again 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5516 I'm sorry, we're only serving whole grain breads. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5517 I'm sorry but we have a strict dress-code. You can't get in without a proper crust. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
5518 Enter Contest " 'Your looking a bit toasting, want my jacket?' " 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
5519 I'm sorry, but we didn't knead you here. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5520 Sorry sir 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
5521 Sir, I’m sorry but we only serve gluten free food here. 1.0000 0.07412 14 14 0 0
5522 Mr. SquarePants, please spell "SpongBob." 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5523 Sorry, we only serve the gluten-free here. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5524 Sorry sir, guests in the dining room must be toasted. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5525 I am sorry, but the Oscars only nominated white bread this year. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5526 I am sorry to tell you we have an entirely gluten-free menu now... we no longer serve sliced bread. I like your bow-tie though. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5527 I think there's a bar down the street that serves end pieces. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5528 Sorry, this is a ToastMASTER meeting. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
5529 I think you are looking for the other toastmasters club. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
5530 excuse me sir, i made a reservation for 3 under the name sandwich. my friends peanut and jelly are running late but they wanted to know what the main entree will be. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5531 Sorry, but it's not yet time for the toast. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5532 I’m here to make the toast . . . I mean raise glasses to the newlyweds? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5533 At least his bowtie is tasteful. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5534 Just because your kind is on the menu doesn’t mean you can eat here. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5535 'they did the toast without you' 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5536 Our emcee will offer a toast. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
5537 Sorry sir, your better half isn't here." 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5538 No, I don't see anything under 'staff of life', either. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5539 I'm sorry, sir, but your dish ran away with the spoon. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5540 You’re early. In a French restaurant, the bread is not served until the third course. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5541 Before we honor Mr. Glutenfree, I'd like to ask the question most of us are wondering: "Where's the meat?" 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5542 When the M.C. misrepresented Melba as a french batard, there was no way to recover from it. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5543 We've reserved a seat for you between the Peanut Butter guy and the BLT guy. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5544 What are you doing here? If my boss catches us I’m toast! 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5545 Bad news. We'll be featuring the jumbo welsh rarebit this evening and management, retroactive to yesterday, has re designated themselves as the beneficiaries on your life insurance policy." 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5546 Hey that gluten free, low carb.,diabetic diet craze has kicked me out of every restaurant, not you too? 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
5547 I’m sorry, fois gras has been outlawed here. You might look for work in American 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
5548 No matter how impatient they get, approach each table butter side up 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5549 If you were Sponge Bob, maybe. But you're a sponge cake. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5550 But the crust is my dinner jacket. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5551 I don't doubt you're the toast of a town. Just not this one. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5552 Check again, I'm sure they'r expecting a best man toast. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
5553 I'm sorry, sir, but our restaurant is gluten-free. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5554 I think you'll be safe in our new keto seating section. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5555 No, I don't have a reservation... I'm your son. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5556 Be sure to leave before they toast 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5557 Read the sign, bud. No one gets in unless he's properly attired with a butter-and-jam spread! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5558 Over 21? Prove it. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5559 I can seat you when the rest of the sandwich is complete.” 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5560 I see you're dining open-faced tonight. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5561 Sorry, you’re gonna be toast! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5562 Sorry, I can’t seat you. That outfit shows too much butter. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5563 I’m sorry, but you’ve missed the toast. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5564 Yes. Table for two. Miss Butter has already arrived. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5565 Once the greatest thing, Sliced Bread is the latest causality of cancel culture. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5566 I'm sorry, sir. It's tie AND jacket. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5567 Well, we do have a table quite near the fireplace, but you may find it a bit too toasty 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5568 You can’t be the best thing forever. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5569 Table for three Peanut Butter and Jelly will be along shortly 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
5570 I’m afraid the toaster is completely booked up this morning. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5571 I'm sorry sir, we no longer serve carbs. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5572 And they told us you were a well-bred loaf? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5573 If you don't have a reservation, I'm sorry you're toast 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5574 I don't think this is what they meant by toastmaster. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5575 I'll serve you as soon as possible. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5576 The VR goggle salesman did mention side effects... 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5577 Table for one please. My date got toasted this morning and won't be able to make it 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5578 This evening Chef will be preparing a menu that's gluten-free. For your party of one, we're looking at a wait time of 1,400 minutes. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5579 Open Tabe is the greatest invention since sliced bread! 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5580 The only available table is next to the kitchen, sir. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5581 Aren't you supposed to enter through the kitchen? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5582 Try our pub next-door if you want a nice spread. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5583 Now, Mr. Slice will make a toast 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5584 Free? I'm sorry sir, that just means there's no gluten in the food. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5585 The young lady was tired of waiting. She said, "you're toast." 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5586 Yes, you no longer have a job here. You’re toast. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5587 Sorry - we don't have a basket available this evening 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5588 She left about an hour ago. She said you were too dry. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5589 I’m afraid the Maid of Honor took her responsibilities too literally. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5590 I hear you’re the toast of the town 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5591 But this isn't a formal toast! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5592 Just because you're sliced doesn't make you the best. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5593 I’m sorry, sir, the sourdough lady realized you were wheat and that it would never be “long term’. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5594 I see your reservation but, I'm sorry we can't seat you until the rest of your loaf arrive. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5595 I am applying regarding your ad for a short order cook 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5596 I'm today's toastmaster, so I'm afraid you're toast. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5597 There aren’t any open tables, but we have a toaster for two in the kitchen. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5598 Crust isn't mandatory, but the tie is, Sir. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5599 I’m sorry, sir, but this restaurant serves gluten-free food only. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5600 Yes! Of course we serve food here. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5601 The other member of your party, Mr. Bourne, is already here and seated, Mr. Bread. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5602 We cannot survive on bread alone. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5603 I'm supposed to be meeting someone here." "I hope it's not too toasty in here sir." "Let me guess, you're a member. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5604 Sorry Sir, we don't serve French Toast ! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5605 Take it from me, kid—if you can’t learn to slice your bread the right way, you’ll be toast around here! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5606 But I'm wearing a tie! 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
5607 And now we will hear from Mr. Bread,who will talk about the evil of carbs. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
5608 Your timing is terrible. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
5609 Sorry. We don't hire whole wheat or pumpernickel waiters... just wholesome white breads. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5610 LOOKS LIKE I NEED TO BUY A BIGGER TOASTER 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5611 Your party is here, but I'm afraid they've started being eaten. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
5612 It's more of a sandwich night. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5613 Sorry, sir. The gluten section is all filled up. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
5614 I don't care if you're "The Toast of the Town." It's still a thirty minute wait for a table. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5615 I'm sorry, but there are no jam sessions scheduled in the club tonight! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5616 I'm afraid the dress code also calls for pants. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5617 This next song I like to call, The husband who was too chea 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5618 Sorry. The Toaster Master meeting has been moved to the convention facility next door. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5619 The bowtie makes you look silly. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5620 May I take your crust? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5621 It’s nice to see that one of you has risen to the occasion. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5622 I'm sorry sir. After waiting over an hour she left and said to tell you "That was the last chance. Your relationship is toast." 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
5623 ...and then, after I sat them down, they asked for some 'bread for the table...' 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5624 I'm afraid they've already made the toast. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5625 I'm sorry, Toastmasters doesn't meet here anymore. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
5626 I'm sorry, we don't seat open-faced. You'll need to wait until your other slice arrives. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5627 I am afraid shoes and shirt are required 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5628 I’m sorry sir, I’m unable to seat you until the bacon, lettuce and tomato arrive. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5629 You're needed at table #6 for a champagne toast. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5630 The bow tie is nice, but shirt and shoes are also required 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5631 Unless you can offer me something other than bread to find you a table, you'll have to make a reservation like everyone else. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5632 I'm sorry,sir,but we cannot seat you until your entire loaf is here. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5633 If you don't get me a table with my better half, I'm toast! 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
5634 I'm sorry, that's not what we do at Toastmasters. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5635 I’m sorry, but this event is for cheese singles only. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
5636 I don't care if you ARE sliced bread, you need to do better. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5637 I'm afraid you have the wrong date. The French Toast Convention was last week. This week the English Muffins meet. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
5638 Preferably nothing to close to the kitchen. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5639 How can I say this? You can dress yourself up, but you’ll always be toast. And as for your Vive the republicans, Mr Barr Even A French toast — still only toast 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5640 Yes, I believe the reservation is under "butter." 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5641 I'm afraid we don't serve bread here at the Lo-Carb Café. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5642 We can't just seat you until "someone better arrives;" you need a reservation. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5643 I can squeeze you into a club sandwich. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5644 Avocado, or non? 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
5645 Have your prepared your toast? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5646 Al, you left me in the toaster! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5647 eNo, we've not already seated a baguette. If the reservation is not in your name, I can't help you. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5648 My deepest apologies sir, but Saturdays are gluten-free days 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
5649 Apparently the name "Toastmasters" is now toast. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5650 Honestly, if we don’t block the next witnesses for the trial, you’re gonna be toast. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5651 The labor laws are clear: It's not ageism if you've gone stale. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
5652 Where are your group members Peanut Butter and Jelly? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5653 I'm sorry sir. We don't serve "by the slice". 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5654 Olive's not with you tonight, sir? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5655 Did I pop up too late for breakfast again? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5656 I’m sorry but there’s a new best thing. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
5657 Im sorry Sir, this is the Gluten Intolerant Conference 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5658 I'm sorry this is a gluten free restaurant we can't serve you here 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5659 I'm afraid you just missed the toast 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5660 The Toastmasters meeting is in the back 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5661 Sorry, our toaster is already reserved. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5662 If you go inside this place, your expiration date will come sooner than you think. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5663 You expect me to remember if your parents made a toast here 14 years ago? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5664 I can't seat you until your avocado arrives. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5665 Belatedly, Sam had begun to appreciate the wisdom of his father's old maxim: 'Never drop acid before pulling an eight-hour shift as maître d' at the city's swankiest restaurant.' 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5666 Ms Butter called to send her regrets...she's having a meltdown... 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5667 You are just not "toast" enough for this. Come back when you're ready. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5668 I'm tired of being the toast of the town. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5669 You better leave. If Chef sees you out here, you’re toast. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5670 Yes, we do serve non gluten bread. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5671 It’ll be ready when the bell rings. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5672 Yes, Ms. Slice was here. She went with P, B and J. They buttered her up. By now she's toast. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5673 I'm afraid peanut butter left with jelly. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5674 My speech focuses mostly on the time period when I was still the greatest thing. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
5675 I'm sorry sir. We do not serve bread alone 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5676 I’m here to speak on behalf of the gluten anti defamation league. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5677 I don't care if you are the toast of the town, you have to have a reservation! 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
5678 I'm sorry, but no shoes, no shirt, no service. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5679 Just a tie isn’t ‘dress’, sir! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5680 I also want to try this "a 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5681 Your other half already left. She said something about changing her relationship status to ‘open face.’ 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5682 I'm sorry, sir, we have no reservation for a "Monsieur Brioche". 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5683 Get warmed up. You're on at table 3." 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5684 I thought this was the place for a classy toast... 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5685 You may be the toast of the town, sir, but you are not coming in without trousers 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5686 White or wheat? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5687 ... and receiving this award kind of makes me the best thing since sliced bread 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5688 I'm sorry--your date is toast. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
5689 I'm sorry, but it's not that kind of show. We ROAST, not toast. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5690 I don't care you're "The Greatest Thing", I still don't have a table. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5691 You are late for the reservation. You are toast! 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
5692 Whole wheat or not, you must have trousers to dine here. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5693 But I’m wearing a bow tie. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5694 I dress this way because I'm from texas 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5695 But my better half made the reservation. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5696 So now, ladies and gentlemen, raise your glasses for ... a toast! 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5697 I know I said party of 32 but the rest are loafing off. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
5698 Sorry, no slots open for brunch. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5699 I'm afraid she left with a baguette. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
5700 We thought you meant something else when you said to keep your kids 'warm and toasty' 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5701 I just want to warn you, your date said, "When he gets here, he's toast." 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5702 I've been fired. Replaced by chia toast. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5703 Good evening, Mr. Anderson. Will your other half be joining you? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5704 Joe was troubled to learn that the restaurant was not in fact gluten free 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5705 We're only serve white rye today. Oh god... No, not like that. We're out of marble. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5706 I'm sorry, the restaurant is fully booked by the gluten free folks. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
5707 Well, yes sir. I now see that we should update our gluten-free dining policy. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5708 Sorry sir, we do not serve your type at this establishment. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5709 Sorry, I only have a reservation here for bread. You're toast. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5710 You’re in luck - our clientele is all upper crust. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5711 I can’t seat you until everyone in your party has arrived. Would you care to wait in the bar for Mr. Peanut Butter and Ms. Jelly? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5712 Come back when you're the toast of the town. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5713 But I am not a Wisconsin football fan 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5714 Different kind of toast, sorry to trouble you. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5715 I'm sorry sir we don't serve gluten-free here. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5716 #BreadSoWhite 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
5717 Yes, but I'm not that kind of toastmaster. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
5718 We welcome only breadsticks. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
5719 Sir, we don't accommodate to go orders." 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5720 Would you feel better if went with the traditional 'I'm sorry, Sir, men are required to wear a dinner jacket' rather than the trendy 'We're a gluten-free establishment?'" 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
5721 N entry for singles, bring your jam or butter along 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5722 So sorry, jackets are required. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5723 It's a vegetarian place... are you sure you don't want a slice of pastrami? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5724 Reservation for "Butter" 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5725 I'm sorry, whole wheat doesn't match our demographic. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5726 I'm sorry, but we don't have a tuxedo to match that bowtie in your size. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
5727 Sorry, this is a Keto restaurant. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
5728 Are you sure you'd like a place by the fire? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5729 It says eat bread for free, not bread eat free! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5730 Sorry, we don’t serve your kind here. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5731 I'm sorry, our dress code requires a *suit* and tie. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
5732 It is black tie but you must have pants. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5733 I am not here to eat, I am here to be eaten. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5734 Trigger warning: our menu features select items with croutons.” 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5735 I could let you in, but one drink, and we know which side will hit the floor. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5736 Nice tie but, no shirt, no shoes, no service. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5737 Sorry, Butters' party reserved the tables. You're toast. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5738 You're late for the toast." 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5739 Carb overload exhibited by our latest visitor. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5740 Thank you for your effort, the vote is in, you are not qualified for the ""Black Tie Society" 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5741 And now lets give it up for the upper crust of high society, the toast of the town, the best thing to happended since the invention of slice bread 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5742 I'm sorry sir, but you're toast. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
5743 I'm sorry, sir, that is not the type of dough I had in mind. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5744 I should warn you, there’s a large party of seagulls here tonight 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5745 I’m sorry, we are not serving bread 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5746 Policies change. Shoes and socks are required now. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5747 Sir, I simply asked if you had a kid's menu. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5748 Sorry. As a host, you are toast. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5749 Once more for old time’s sake? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5750 I'm afraid Toastmasters is on Wednesday nights. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5751 Yes, I have your reservation right here... You are listed as the ToastMaster for the house special event. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5752 Great! You’re here! Your party is just about to break bread! 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5753 Mr. Peanut Butter and Ms. Jelly have not yet arrived. Would you care to be seated anyway? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5754 Yes, we have your reservation, but we only serve gluten-free here. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5755 Apologies, sir. There is no reservation under champagne or toast. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
5756 Yes sir, I appreciate how difficult it must be to find a jacket for a man of your build but we do insist on jacket and tie. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5757 Gluten-free or not, we Don’t serve Carbs here 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5758 I’m sorry sir, toast is on the menu tonight and we simply can’t guaranty your safety. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5759 Sorry sir, we updated the menu. The old one's toast. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5760 I'm afraid you're toast. French toast to be exact. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5761 Are you here to propose a toast? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5762 Yes sir, we’re a fully gluten free restaurant. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5763 Sorry, it's not "Toaster Master." 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5764 I am afraid none of our dishes can be prepared gluten-free. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5765 When I said toast, I meant champagne 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5766 Sorry but you can't be seated until your friend Jelly shows up 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5767 I can put you the shelf, unless the next best thing comes along. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5768 Either I'm still feeling the drugs from the lemon party last night, or you're a giant talking piece of bread. Man that lemon party... Whoo. Ha. Wow. Good thing this podium is here because I'm hard as a God damn rock just thinking about it. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5769 I'm sorry, sir. I called 7-grain, not whole wheat. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5770 I’m sorry sir. We only serve croissants and dinner rolls. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5771 Bow tie or no tie, we don’t serve white bread 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
5772 Yes, we do serve bread but that does not mean we serve you, even though you are bread. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5773 I need you to go to table 9 and drop off some bread-... Shit. Sorry. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5774 You're not on the guest list, you're toast. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5775 I'm sorry, sir, but we just can't do anything for the "toast of the cul-de-sac." 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
5776 Now may I present our next guest speaker on tonight’s Toastmasters... 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5777 FYI, we are gluten free! 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5778 I'm sorry, we only serve artisanal bread. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5779 You've had your turn as toast, master, sir, let me have mine. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5780 I’m sorry but I don’t see the reservation for a Toast at tonight’s event 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
5781 Sorry, we don’t serve sandwiches 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5782 My caption: Sorry, but this is a gluten free establishment.. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5783 I’m sorry, sir. We’re a gluten-free establishment. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5784 Sorry guy--you're toast." 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5785 I presume you're here for the Toastmaster's event. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5786 Sorry, not without avocado. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5787 I apologize sir, we don't serve gluten here. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5788 I'm sorry, sir, but there is a French restaurant down the street. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
5789 I'm here for the toastmasters' dinner. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5790 Ever feel like your job is your whole life? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5791 We got your reservation. But, sorry, you're toast. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5792 I'm afraid I don't have a reservation for ham, cheese, mayonnaise, and mustard. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5793 Pick one- Toasted, Burned Toasted , Fried Toasted ,and of course Simply Toasted. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5794 Sorry, We are Masters of a different kind of Toast 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
5795 I'm sorry, there are no awards for best dressed. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5796 I have no tables in gluten, peanuts and dairy right now. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5797 I've changed my mind. Bowties do look silly on bread. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5798 Toastmasters and no toast? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5799 I’m sorry sir there’s just nothing that I can do, this party is gluten-free. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
5800 My apologies sir, we are a gluten free dining room. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5801 I'm afraid that, at this establishment, we only serve rye. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5802 Per your request sir, at your table we have replaced the bread sticks with lady fingers 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5803 We regret, due to a technical error, our guest cannot be toasted. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5804 I'm sorry, sir, but we don't serve bread here. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5805 I'm afraid that without a reservation, you're toast. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5806 I just experienced the freshman forty -Hilde K. & Isaac H. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5807 I am so sorry. Are wheat stock is low, but how about peanut butter and jelly? 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
5808 I'm afraid we can't seat you until your entire loaf is here. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5809 I made a toast, who now would like to say a few words. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5810 Sorry, sir, but we're a gluten-free restaurant. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5811 Slice, first name Single 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5812 Sorry, we already had a toast. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
5813 I'm sorry, but no, we're not currently hiring for the role of "Toastess" 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5814 I am so sorry, but we don’t serve food here 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5815 I'm sorry, but tonight's dinner is a black-rye affair. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
5816 I can’t sear you until the rest of the loaf comes. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
5817 No. This is a black RYE affair. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5818 I should be on the list. The name's Kenny G. The G stands for gluten. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5819 I'm sorry but we accidentally served your wife. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5820 Very sorry... we don’t serve breakfast after noon. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5821 No this isn’t toastmasters. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5822 You may be The Toast of the Town, but here you're just a side at breakfast. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5823 Sorry but you are not on the menu. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5824 The one where bread meets breadwinner 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5825 Well, you’re not the best thing since Shakespeare...” 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
5826 I'm sorry sir, a coat of butter is not adequate. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5827 Please excuse, our next speaker has been sandwiched in.... 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
5828 I'm sorry, but one of our guests has a gluten allergy. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5829 What do you mean I can't be a waiter here? I was bread for this job. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5830 I’m sorry but you need a rye-servation 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5831 I thought I’m supposed to give the toast. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5832 I'm sorry, Mr. Toast - Ms. Avocado has not checked in yet. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5833 Sorry but we only serve gourmet food here. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5834 Im sorry,Diced Bread didn't put you on the list 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5835 I`m sorry, but we don`t serve breakfast after 11:30 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5836 I'm sorry sir, you'll have to wait for avocado to be seated. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
5837 Sorry, we’re out of butter! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5838 Table for 1 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5839 You can’t just pop up with a question. Wait your turn. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5840 My legs also turn to jelly every time I get up here 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5841 'Welcome Bread. Welcome everyone. Well, I guess tonight, I'd like to give a toast to Bread, because without Bread, there'd be no toast.' 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5842 I'm very sorry,Sir,but we stopped serving gluten in 2019. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5843 You may be the greatest thing since sliced bread but your name is still done on the list. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5844 Well,yes. This is a meeting of the Toastmasters. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
5845 Sir, I'm afraid we do require that you wear a crust. Would you like to borrow one for the evening? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5846 Sir, the attire is 'grape jelly required', and we loaned the last jar to the pumpernickel. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
5847 I know a real bow tie when I see one. That's just a raisin. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5848 Sorry. New policy. No more loafing. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
5849 I’m sorry, but we cannot seat your party until all twelve grains are present. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5850 I think you got the wrong memo, this is not a black tie event, sir. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5851 I Don’t think you are Toastmasters material. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5852 Is the rest of your loaf here? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5853 Sir, we did dispense with the requirement to wear a jacket at the club, but the lack of pants is a problem. And stop trying to butter me up. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5854 It's Toastmasters, not Toastmisters. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5855 Could you be more specific: your reservation is under the Toast of what town ? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5856 I'm here to join the club sandwich group as the chief support for the top spread. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5857 While we appreciate your literal interpretation, this is really just a public speaking club. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5858 I don’t care if you are the toast of the town—we’re booked solid for a month. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5859 This business is toast 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5860 I'm sorry, but toast isn't on the menu. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5861 I'm sorry, sir, but it must be a cravat. No bow ties. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5862 I'm so baked right now. I have no idea what's going on. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5863 But they're expecting me for the toast. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5864 I am so sorry. Gluten is not allowed in. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5865 Next we'll hear from our newest member of Toastmasters 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5866 Your partner just cancelled the reservation. Apparently you are toast. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5867 A maître d' is not supposed to be kneady. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5868 This is a sushi restaurant, Sir. We don’t serve bread. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5869 And now, with this new takeover of our company, it gives me no pleasure to introduce your new CEO, Toaster Biscuitbottom Jr. He wants us to call him “Breaddy.” 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5870 Are you to give the toast? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5871 Sorry sir, I don’t think that’s what they meant when they said ‘toast of the town’. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5872 Where did you park my loaf? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5873 I know...you think you're the next best thing to sliced bread! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5874 I'm sorry to inform you sir, but this establishment no longer serves bread. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5875 You asked me to be your Toastmaster! He's simply toast! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5876 Someone told me this is where Toastmaster's meet. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5877 Table 3 asked for more bread... 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5878 It's sweltering out there. If you don't let me in, I'm toast! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5879 It's too late to make a toast. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5880 Damnit, Alex, I told you... her family has had a stable culture for over 100 years. I’m sorry. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
5881 Will Ms. Avacado be joining you, or have you moved on? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5882 Are you here to make the toast" 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5883 Possibly a bit more dough might help me find a table for you this evening, sir. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5884 I'm sorry, sir, but our tables aren't big enough for a party of six. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5885 Sorry, it's not my choice, it's a crumby policy 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
5886 Sorry,we only serve toast between 7am and 10am. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5887 If I don't get to a table tonight, I'll be toast. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5888 My name is Toast and I am awaiting Jam. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
5889 Sorry, it's not my choice, you deserve butter 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5890 I'm sorry, sir, but the restaurant no longer serves bread. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5891 I’m sorry sir, but your reservations are toast. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5892 I'm sorry sir, I can't seat you without a dinner jacket. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5893 When you made a reservation for dinner, I thought you were dinner. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5894 Would that be at a gluten or non-gluten table sir? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5895 Sorry sir, but the Toastmasters event was canceled. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5896 Oh no , It’s the same prof. If I fail this class again, I ‘m toast! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5897 Unfortunately we charge now for bread. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5898 I was about to raise a toast, but... 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5899 I'm sorry, we can't allow walking clichés in without express permission from the Humor editor. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5900 Can't help you, pal. Now if you were rye or wheat, we could talk. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
5901 I'm afraid we can't accommodate you until breakfast. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5902 Sir, this is the third time, now come on - even with that cheesy bow-tie, you're under dressed. Come again, and you're toast. I mean it! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5903 Why, you look like the best thing since… wait a minute! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5904 You HAVE to let me in...I'm the toastmaster." Anya Laurence, Windsor, Ontari 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5905 Why the long “open” face? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5906 Umm, I told you you would have to make a toast... 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
5907 Are you sure? Check under "T". 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5908 Roasted, toasted... for once,it's not going to make a difference. Cheers buddy... it's been a slice. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5909 Sorry, but you’re too late for the toast. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5910 You got the bowtie. Great. Now everything else, please. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5911 Sorry, but we can't seat you until your whole loaf is here 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5912 I think you were misinformed— this is a roast, not a toast. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5913 I don’t care if you have a bow tie. You must arrive with milk to be served. It’s snowing out. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
5914 Sorry, but our restaurant is only for the upper crust. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5915 You took Toastmasters a little too literally. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5916 Sorry, we don't have a table for white bread! 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
5917 You can't just pop up and expect to get a table without a reservation. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5918 Yes, I have a table available. But it's gluten-free. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5919 Apparently the guests have raised their glasses without you, sir. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5920 If my parents hear I got a ‘C’ I’ll be toast. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5921 I’m sorry, but I don’t see any reservations for Toast and Butter. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5922 Yes, Mr. Bread, I understand, but we cannot seat you until Ms Butter arrives. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
5923 I am not your father. Go away. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5924 I'm sure I can find you a table, sir - that is, if you know which side you're buttered on. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5925 Sorry, but I don't show a"Toastmaster" on the guest list. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5926 Yes, I know who you are, but I’m afraid you’re just not the “greatest thing” anymore. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5927 Sorry but The Keto Society has asked for a lower carb Toastmaster. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5928 Better not enter - once you go in, you'll be toast. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5929 And now we'll hear from Greta Thunbread on the theme of "Does Global Warming mean my future is toast?" 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5930 Namesake aside, Toastmaster you are not. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5931 they told me who ever I was up against was going to be toast. I just didn't realize you would actually be toast! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5932 I'm with the ham and swiss 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5933 I am sorry, we are a gluten-free restaurant. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5934 I am sorry. I can't seat you until the whole loaf is here. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5935 The wedding couple requested that you make the toast.” 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5936 I'm sorry, we can't honor reservations by items on the menu here. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
5937 Give it up and face that you're just an ingredient. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5938 I'm sorry. We're all out of miracle whip. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5939 Welcome to this meeting of Toastmasters. Tonight’s first speaker is Jewish rye. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5940 Sorry our dining room is non-gluten these days, you’ll have to sit outside. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5941 Sorry, homeslice, but this is a gluten-free establishment. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5942 Sorry, we don't serve French toast anymore." 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5943 Sorry. Toastmasters has nothing to do with toast. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5944 Sorry, registration has closed for the surrealism convention. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5945 I'm sorry we only serve naan-bread. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5946 Sorry, but according to the President himself, HE is now the greatest thing. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5947 You don’t have enough bread to eat here. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5948 OK, but if you act like a heel you’re toast. 1.0000 0.18257 6 5 0 0
5949 I understand you’re multigrain with a tie- but without a shirt and shoes- no service. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
5950 I'll be happy to seat you when butter and jam arrive. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5951 I'm sorry, Toastmasters meets here TOMORROW night. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5952 Before we can seat you we'll need the rest of you loaf. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5953 Sorry, but it's already too toasty in there. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5954 Wait a second ... you really want to propose a toast? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5955 Sorry, but it appears your reservation is toast 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5956 I'm not sure I can sandwich you in. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
5957 But sir, no matter how you slice it, its simply impossible to seat you. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5958 I'm sorry but we are a vegan and gluten free establishment. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5959 I'm sorry she's a 'no-show', sir. Maybe she's too full of herself. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5960 Just a warning Sir, the chef is French 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5961 No one showed up to our Date Night Happy Hour because we need more than bow ties to brighten our white bread personalities. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5962 I see no reason to toast 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
5963 Sorry sir, without a reservation, you’re toast. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5964 Sorry we went gluten free the first of this month... 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5965 You want me to just have the big cheese grilled in the Senate? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5966 Welcome to Toastmasters! I can see you're going to fit right in. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5967 You don't understand. I am ALWAYS the first to be served at any restaurant. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5968 Sorry, but even with the bow tie you are still a piece of bread. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5969 While our dining room is full, we do have two warm slots in the kitchen. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5970 In 50 years of chairing these meetings, its the first time I hereby propose a toast to a toast! 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5971 It is now my pleasure to introduce the only bread and butter candidate in the race. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5972 I’m terribly sorry sir, but this is a gluten free restaurant. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5973 You did what? You're toast, man. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5974 Wait! I’ve been dismissed because you are now gluten free? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5975 You may be the toast of the town, but the policy is "No pants, no service." 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5976 They said that I can be sandwiched between you and the next speaker. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
5977 Yes, I understand that you’re here for the toast, but I still can’t let you in without a reservation. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5978 Sorry, but I'm not the Toastmaster you are looking for." 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
5979 I'm sorry, but the restaurant's policy is clear: no shirt, no shoes, no starches. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
5980 Yes, but not JUST black tie. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5981 Sir, we require a tie, that's true, but also pants, shirt, and shoes. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
5982 I’m sorry but the only reservation we have is for the Croutons. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5983 Sorry, this is a celebratory toast 1.0000 0.18257 6 5 0 0
5984 No, your table is on the opposite side of the restaurant...not even close to the kitchen 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5985 Im sorry Im late. Does that make me toast? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5986 Sorry, it's 2020 and the rye, pumpernickel and wheat have to be in the basket. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5987 I’m sorry. We don’t serve toast! 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
5988 So, the bread and water diet can keep you alive, but we are divided on whether to recommend it. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5989 Party of one? Excellent, let me show you to your toaster. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
5990 I’m afraid our loaner jackets may not do. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5991 Sorry, but your last toast was crumby, so we've asked the donut to pop over. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
5992 Sorry, but the best man already delivered the toast. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5993 I'm sorry sir, but at this establishment if you don't make a reservation in advance, you're toast. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
5994 Well, Sir, the good news is that you conform to our dress code. The bad news is that we no longer serve bread. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
5995 Would you prefer a table in the gluten or no-gluten section? 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
5996 You’re needed at table five. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5997 WE gave your table to a dozen rolls. The 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
5998 Sorry, the 'Sandwich' party is not here yet. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
5999 Our next speaker has been fairly described as NOT the best thing since sliced bread. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
6000 I'm sorry, Sir. It seems your reservation is toast. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
6001 I know jackets are required. Can't you see I'm wearing my crust? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6002 We've already seated the toast of the town. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6003 I’m sorry mr Bread but we only serve for humans and things that are waring cloves 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6004 No, I'm sorry sir. This is a French restaurant and we only serve baquettes, so I am unable to seat you. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6005 You may be the toast of the town, but you still need pants. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6006 Party of half? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
6007 Thank you for the kind introduction, Mr. Toastmaster 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6008 "You're a bit too late my friend, the toast is over 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
6009 Our next speaker is a born and bread loafer whose rye humor should entertain us tonight. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
6010 Your final grade makes it official: you're toast. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6011 Well aren't you the toast of the town. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
6012 You may be the toast of the town but I can't let you in without pants on. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
6013 I'm terribly sorry but we don't serve Gluten here. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
6014 I said "no rye," not "bow tie!" 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6015 Hi, I'm here for my blind date. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
6016 I am versatile! So, why am I “toast” here?? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
6017 I'm afraid you misread the invitation. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6018 My apologies sir, but this is a gluten-free restaurant. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6019 This is Toastmasters International. The Housewares Show is the other hall. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
6020 Sorry, but we stopped serving breakfast already. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
6021 The tie is all right, but where are your shoes, sir. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
6022 Reservation for one under Bread Alone. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
6023 I asked for a sand wedge 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
6024 I'm sorry. It's too late for a formal toast. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
6025 Toasted or plain? 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
6026 Butter will be along in a minute 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6027 Sorry sir, our restaurant is now gluten free. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6028 Our next distinguished speaker is, unfortunately, one slice short of a sandwich. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6029 I'm sorry sir, but this is a white bread only event. Multigrain is not allowed. Club policy... I'm sure you understand. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
6030 Are you waiting for the rest of your party? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6031 I’m afraid it’s one of those modern weddings and there won’t be a toast. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6032 Ladies and gentlemen, please welcome tonight’s toast master. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
6033 Sorry Sir, Even our best " toast of the town" guests are required to wear pants to eat here... 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6034 I'm here for the champagne toast. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6035 No, it’s not better than none. Your entire party must be here to be seated. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
6036 I have a table for you, but are you gluten-free? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
6037 Well, Sir, I'm afraid you're late for the toast. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6038 Outa here. You're toast. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6039 I think we can all agree — he might be toast, but he's no master. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
6040 I'm very sorry Sir...but a dinner jacket potato is required 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6041 I have a lovely basket in the back just for you! 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
6042 Shhhh, can't you see I'm busy! I am definitely NOT making a sandwich with you now. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6043 Unfortunately, we only seat completed sandwiches. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
6044 I have nothing for 'Wonder.' 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
6045 After that abysmal performance you're toast, Mister! 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
6046 Sorry,we're strictly gluten free here. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6047 Peanut butter or jelly? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6048 The magicians at table 3 made a toast. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
6049 Welcome, Matt. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
6050 Let me explain Toastmasters to you..... 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
6051 He's asked to be roasted not toasted tonight. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6052 Come in on time or you're toast. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6053 Look, I know you and your friends think it's funny to mock the guy who doesn't dress "cool" but my dead wife gave me this bowtie. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6054 I specifically requested no nutritional yeast in my alfredo 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6055 Sorry, you weren't even nominated for Best Thing this year 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
6056 Would you like a table near a toaster ? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6057 I'm here for the jam session. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6058 I've got a table opening up near the kitchen, but if the chef sees you, you're toast. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
6059 I’m sorry. It’s avocado only. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6060 I'm here for the Toastmasters Breakfast 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6061 Sorry, the breadline is across the street. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6062 Table for 7, under the last name 'Grain'. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6063 I think you misunderstood when we said "we serve bread for free" 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
6064 You're fortunate that the queen said, "Let them eat cake." 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
6065 Sorry Sir, the Whole Grain section is currently full. I have a table in Whole Wheat if that is OK. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
6066 Dining alone or will butter be joining you? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
6067 I'm sorry Mr. Wheat but Melba has left with French Toast. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
6068 I'd like to help you out of your jam, but we are fully booked. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
6069 I'm sorry sir, but you'll need a jacket as well. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6070 With no jacket, you're TOAST" 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6071 Seating for loaves only 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
6072 I'm sorry, the only available tables are in the gluten-free section. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
6073 The person who answers this last question correctly will win more bread than they could possibly imagine. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
6074 I'm sorry, sir, but we can't seat you. This is a gluten-free restaurant. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6075 I am sorry sir, but even for ‘the toast of the town’, black tie is simply neither necessary, nor sufficient .... 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
6076 We apologize for the wait. Just to be sure, was your reservation under "Wheat" or "White"? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
6077 I am so sorry, sir. Rules are rules and I agree that we mentioned ties and not pants. Pants are required in the dining room. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6078 We're talkin' artisans--crusty sourdough, spelt, gluten free.... You think you can waltz in here and expect me to take you seriously?" 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6079 . . . no, your tie looks like my mouth 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
6080 I remember sir, you were once the toast of the town. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6081 Oh this is so awkward. I told the host to put Brad on for tonight’s shift. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
6082 I did not believe you, sliced bread. Let's get real. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
6083 Well,maybe if you'd slipped me something other than margarine. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
6084 We had to give your table to away because you were 30 minutes late. Sorry to hear that you were in a jam. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6085 I'm afraid Mr. Dragash and his goons have cancelled sir, but he did request that I point out, upon your arrival, that you are toast. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
6086 This is a very expensive establishment. It costs a lot of bread to eat here. do you have enough dough? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6087 Our next speaker is peanut butter and jelly friendly, but his carb count is way uncool. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
6088 Sorry but I"m afraid you're toast. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6089 I've told you before, the issue is the crumbs. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
6090 My apologies sir, the host has a specified request to not serve bread or specimen, due to a gluten allergy and a dedication to a vegan lifestyle. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
6091 When they called our board “white bread,” it wasn’t an invitation. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6092 I don’t think you want to go in there. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6093 I'm very sorry sir. Yes,we do serve bread but pants are mandatory. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
6094 I’m sorry sir, but we don’t serve bread anymore. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6095 Apologies, Sir, we only seat complete parties. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
6096 The bowtie's a nice touch, but we're looking to hire staff, not the staff of life. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6097 This toast is not for the likes of you. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
6098 ...and now I'd like to toast our guest of honor... 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6099 I may be able to get you a seat in the complimentary breadbasket. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6100 I'm sorry, but we can only accept white bread. The other half is just too good for you. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
6101 I'm sorry- we only serve the upper-crust of society here> 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6102 I'm sorry, we don't serve Rye. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
6103 If I don’t get into this lunch, I’m toast 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6104 I'm sorry, sir, but our policy is strictly gluten-free. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
6105 Sorry sir, our seating plan will not accommodate a full loaf ; next time please make a reservation for all slices in your party. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6106 I’m sorry Mr.Egg and the Bacon Brothers have already been eaten. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
6107 You can make your toast but keep the humor rye. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6108 Must not contain: gluten, wheat, soy, dairy, or sugar. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
6109 I'm here to make a toast to the bride and groom. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
6110 In order to toast the honoree you must have a coat. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6111 Sorry, they toasted to Pam and Fred tonight. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6112 I can’t seat you until the rest of your loaf gets here. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
6113 « I’m sorry. We don’t do breakfast here. » 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6114 A roast .. not a toast. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
6115 You may very well be the toast of the town, but no outside food or drink allowed. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
6116 I'm sorry, Mr. Rye. It's whites only. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6117 You're now welcome to be seeded. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6118 I'm sorry, sir. Our policy is 'no shoes, no service.' 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
6119 I don't care if you are the greatest thing ever. I still can't seat you without a reservation. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
6120 I do not mean to butter you up ,sir, but no matter how you slice it, you'll always be the toast of the town! 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
6121 I'm sorry sir, we can't seat you without the rest of your party 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6122 We don't seat incomplete sandwiches. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6123 Host: “Table for 2?” Sandwich: “Yes, my other half is right behind me.” 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
6124 Sorry, You're no longer 'The Greatest Thing'! 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
6125 Relax. I’m not the toastmaster. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6126 What do you mean I'm not on the guest list? I'm the Toastmaster. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
6127 Well Stan, we can't call on you...It's considered white privilege. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
6128 Please understand that if I give you a seat I’M toast. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6129 I told you yesterday if you're late again . . . you're toast 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6130 I'm afraid the "loaf" party of four is toast by now 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6131 I'm sorry sliced bread, you didn't make the cut on Keto's VIP list 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6132 I'm sorry, sir, Miss Butter hasn't arrived yet. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6133 All we have left is a toaster for one in the kitchen. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
6134 I'm sorry sir, yoga mats are not an acceptable attire for this establishment. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
6135 I've told you before - no pants, no seating. I'm afraid this is really getting stale. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6136 Dressed like that, your Toast! 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
6137 Sorry, we can't serve you peanut butter. This restaurant is a nut-free establishment. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
6138 I'm very sorry but we no longer serve gluten. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
6139 I'm sorry sir but we can't seat you until the entire loaf is here. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
6140 Get out. PLEASE, trust me. They’ll EAT you ALIVE in there. I’ve seen it before. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6141 I'm terribly sorry, sir, but this restaurant is gluten-free. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6142 I'm not The Master. You've been misinformed. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6143 Excuse me, does toastmasters meet here? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
6144 Sorry, I'm afraid we've already filled up on bread. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6145 Keto? Really? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6146 Sorry, sir, but we can't seat you until the other slice gets here." 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
6147 I'm sorry. Tonight's jam session has been cancelled. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
6148 Unfortunately the only blazer we can let you borrow for the dining room is a baguette jacket 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
6149 One near the wedding party table. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6150 Sorry, sir, upper crust only. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
6151 Messier, would that be the two slot or the four slot toaster? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
6152 The last time I saw your brother he was in the kitchen. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
6153 Muffin? With nooks and crannies? Ah yes she was served to table 8 with favs beans and a nice Chianti. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6154 No reservation? The best I can do is sandwich you in at the bar. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6155 Sorry, the only seat I have left is in gluten-free. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6156 BACK AT THE BAKESHOP the OLD TROPE WAFTS This is the 21st Century, man...and you're telling me that whole wheats aren't welcomed here! Well, I'll be buttered... 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6157 I’m sorry! We have a “no shoes no service” policy. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6158 Damn same boetie, this is embarrassing!!! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6159 There's a table available by the kitchen, but it can get a little toasty. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6160 No, Au Bon Pain is next door. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
6161 No, Ms. Toast hasn't checked in ye— Oh my god we served her to table 3 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6162 Sorry, Whitey, you've been scrubbed. Your act is getting a bit stale. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
6163 Not even a crumb?! 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
6164 Bow tie notwithstanding, we only serve rolls here. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
6165 I see your body clock is still on Texas time. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6166 I'm sorry, sir, but just a tie is only acceptable for breakfast; for dinner, you also need a jacket. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
6167 Sorry sir but we're a gluten free establishment. You're toast. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
6168 I am deeply sorry sir but your party has been eaten ! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6169 I'm sorry, it's to be a roast not a toast. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
6170 For an extra $8.00 I could squeeze you in but by the time your meal is finished you'll be toast. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6171 No, you misunderstand. It’s toasty inside. Not “toast is inside” 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
6172 I’m here to give the toast. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
6173 I'm sorry, we don't offer bread-free rolls. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
6174 I'm sorry, sir, but I am unable to seat you until the rest of your loaf has arrived." 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6175 fuck, dave, glad you're here. we got a bluehair whose crab bisque needs sopping up. get in there and get wet, or she’ll miss the 5pm showing of Wicked and our entire business model collapses. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
6176 I'm sorry, we don't serve sliced bread. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
6177 No. I said I wanted to start my speech with something “wry.” 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6178 Sorry, but according to my list, you're toast. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
6179 I’m sorry but there’s no reservation under White, I could check under Oats or French if you like. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
6180 I'm sorry, but your party has moved on to the appetizers. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
6181 Would Sir like the table or the plate? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6182 And next up, someone who takes Toastmasters a little too seriously... 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
6183 Last year you got too toasted." 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6184 The job description was for a host, sir. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6185 Is your butter complimentary? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
6186 Plate for one, sir? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6187 Messuer, would you prefer the two slot or the four slot toaster? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6188 I'm sorry, but the bacon, lettuce and tomato have already left. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6189 Yes very droll sir, but I'm afraid the dress code for the Toastmasters' Dinner is not fancy dress 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6190 Sorry, I can’t let you into the Toastmaster’s meeting without proper ID. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
6191 I'm afraid as bread alone you're toast. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6192 I'm sorry, sir. I see a "Bagel, party of 2", but no "Toast". 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6193 Sorry, we are completely gluten-free. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6194 You asked for toasts, so here I am. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
6195 Would you like to be seeded at the bar or a table? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
6196 Apologies monsieur, but mademoiselle Butter could no longer wait. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
6197 Nice tie, but no shoes, no service. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
6198 Will you be delivering the toast, sir? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
6199 I'm sorry sir, we do not serve rye bread. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
6200 I'm sorry, but I don't have a 'Best Man's Toast' on the list. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6201 It's been an hour and half, I don't think she's coming sir. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
6202 After what happened to Ted, we can't risk having you in the kitchen. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
6203 We were expecting Challah. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6204 You're late, New Year's eve just passed so we are done toasting for a while, sorry. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
6205 His 200 year reign is over as 'Best Thing Ever.' 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
6206 Table 4 needs water. Stop loafing around. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
6207 Sorry. This is an Italian restaurant. We only serve Italian bread. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
6208 We don't serve white bread here. Why don't you try the greasy spoon next door? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6209 I-I'm sorry sir. We only serve the upper crust here, and it appears you still have all of yours. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6210 I am sorry, sir, she left. She said something better came along 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
6211 I’m sorry sir, we can’t seat you until your entire loaf is here... 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6212 I am sorry, but we do require a spread to be seated. Would you like mayonnaise, mustard, or butter? OR Would you like to be seated in the gluten or non-gluten section? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6213 I’m sorry but if you promised your lady friend a prime seat, you’re toast. We are full. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6214 James, I think that's a terrific idea." 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
6215 I know it's you, Richard, and I told you to leave. Honestly, a fake mustache would've been more convincing. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6216 Now, I am the master. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6217 Unfortunately, we can’t seat you until the other slices of your loaf arrive. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
6218 Sorry sir,Toastmaster's Dinner was Last night! 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
6219 I believe she was headed directly to bed, sir. She left with a glass of warm milk. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6220 I am sorry sir but this is a no-carb restaurant. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6221 Sorry, but our policy is no shirt, no shoes, no service. 1.0000 0.18257 6 5 0 0
6222 Will you be giving a toast? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
6223 Desolé Mr. Toast, things got really nasty between Ms. Avocado and Ms. Nutella and we had to evacuate them both. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
6224 I’m sorry, but the toast was given right after the jam. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6225 Sorry, someone forgot a comma; the invite should have said, "Toast, party until the dawn." 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6226 And now for a few rye remarks... 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
6227 I'm sorry, sir, I cannot seat you until the rest of your loaf has arrived. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6228 Sorry. You may be on the menu but you are not on the reservations list. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6229 I can seat you, but only after the rest of your table has ordered drinks 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
6230 A heads-up, sir: the kitchen is running out of croutons. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
6231 And now, to close the twenty-fourth annual meeting of the "Literalists Society", the dry crisp stylings of our Toastmaster Emeritus, Toasty McToast. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
6232 I'm sorry, Mr. Gluten, but you're no longer welcome here. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6233 You missed your reservation....you shouldn't have loafed. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
6234 I'm afraid gluten free does not mean you get to eat without paying. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
6235 sorry, we are a gluten free restaurant now 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
6236 I'm sorry, Ryen. This is a gluten-free spelling bee. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6237 This is a gluten free restaurant. We don't serve your kind here. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6238 The Toastmasters meeting was this morning - you should have risen earlier. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6239 I am sorry sir, but you have missed the toast. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
6240 I’m sorry sir but we can’t seat you until the whole loaf is present. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
6241 One thing we've learned about bread. You can dress it up in new and inventive ways." 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6242 I’m sorry sir, a toaster for two is not available 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6243 She was a bit upset when I didn’t propose. Then she pulled out her wand and said you’re toast. Voila 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
6244 I can't seat you sir, our patrons expect a gluten free experience" 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6245 Our policy couldn't be clearer. "No shirt, no shoes, no service." You're toast. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
6246 Unfortunately, sir, we don’t serve toast. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
6247 I'm sorry, but next time you 'forget' the bread basket, you're toast. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6248 Of course we can't let you in. You're toast. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6249 Sir, I understand you're the toast of the town, but you still need a reservation to dine here. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6250 Sorry sir but I only found you on the menu 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6251 I'm sorry but we will not serve stale bread 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6252 I'm sorry, it's a valiant effort, but no shoes, no shirt, no service. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6253 I thought you said it was a white "rye" affair... 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6254 The boss felt I'm more in line with our new focus on gluten-free. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6255 Where's the rest of your uniform? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6256 I'm afraid we don't serve your kind here, we're a gluten-free establishment. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
6257 I'm sorry, we cannot seat the entire loaf at one table 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
6258 I'm sorry, butter has not arrived yet. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
6259 This is a different Toast Masters club. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
6260 Sorry but “The greatest thing since” is now “the Internet”. Sliced bread is just too passé. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6261 Sorry, this is a non-toasting restaurant. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
6262 What did you think we put in bread pudding? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
6263 One more customer complains, and you're toast. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6264 And this year's award for Best Actor goes to... 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
6265 Are you here for the Toastmasters Club dinner? 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
6266 I'm sorry sir, the rest of the loaf has not arrived yet 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6267 You do understand sir that there will be a toast for the host at the end of the evening? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6268 Now you're just pandering. You're still not white bread enough to get a reservation here. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
6269 Sir, you must be wearing a button up shirt, not butter. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
6270 Sorry, you're not on the list, but you are on the menu. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6271 I'm sorry Sir, but I only see Rye on the guest list 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
6272 This is a raw food establishment, sir. We don't serve bread here. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
6273 I'm sorry, the full loaf needs to arrive before we'll seat you. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
6274 I only have a slot for two. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
6275 Why so sourdough? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6276 You're on after the toast. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6277 What do mean you don't have any bread to pay the bill? 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
6278 Tough audience. Come unprepared and you're toast. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6279 Im sorry but the toasts have already begun. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
6280 Call me Big Daddy when you back that glutinous azz up 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6281 Would you prefer a table, booth or toaster? 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
6282 It must be stressful that rivals constantly claim to be the greatest thing since you. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6283 We still feel sourdough is more fashionable. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
6284 Mr. Milquetoast, I presume. Table for one? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
6285 She asked me to say that she had to go. They were short of croutons for the soup de jour. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6286 Sorry, we haven’t served white bread here for years. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
6287 I will give you the best seat in the house since you are rolling in the doe. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
6288 What’s baking you so long? Take orders.” “Only if you don’t let them have bread. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6289 I'm sorry, no one else showed up from the bread-basket party yet. You'll have to wait at the bar. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
6290 Table 6 ordered a side of toast, sooooo... 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6291 Are you late for your appointment because you were in a jam? 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
6292 Roast tonight my friend. Toast tomorrow night. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
6293 Sorry, Sir. Even the 'Toast of the Town' needs a reservation! 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
6294 Come on man, I told you I was gonna wear that bowtie. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6295 Hmm. And you said the reservation was under a Mr. P.B and...? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6296 Did you forget to put on pants? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6297 I'm sorry sir, but the dish ran away with the spoon. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6298 Oh, you're here. The Circuses are waiting. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6299 Correct, party of 2. But we don't need the complimentary toast. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6300 Our Runner Up in the "Next Greatest Thing" category is.... 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6301 Party of one... Woah, I think I finally understand super-symmetry, the duality of infinity, and the entire universe... What? No, they're not putting LSD in the sauce or anything, in case that's what you were wondering, Mr. what did you say it was? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
6302 I'm sorry, but you weren't selected to give the toast." 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
6303 Sorry Mr.Sandwich,I show you as a party of fwo. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
6304 Will you want peanut butter at your table? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6305 It was a total smear campaign...they buttered me up and then left me for toast 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
6306 But I thought the bread came free with the meal. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
6307 . . and though he's obviously well-bred . . . 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
6308 Oh, um, the boss called said you're toast. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
6309 Not without avocado on. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6310 My condolences sir, but the invitation did specify "Black Tie Loaf " affair. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
6311 Sorry, we're going to have to let you go. Everyone is gluten-free now. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
6312 Ladies and Gentlemen let’s try not to burn our next guest. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6313 I'm sorry, Mr. Melba, but your entourage gave the toast tonight. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6314 I'm here for the Rarebit 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
6315 Thank you for your application. Unfortunately we’ve decided to go with the sticks. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
6316 It’s Toast-Masters - with an “s” 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
6317 I'm sorry Sir, but sleeveless jackets are not allowed. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6318 I’m sorry sir, but we’re a gluten-free establishment. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
6319 We don't seem to have a reservation for Toast, but we do have a Melba Toast on the menu. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6320 I'm sorry - your application for membership was denied on the basis of being rather milquetoast. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6321 I'm sorry, but it's a minimum of 3. Club rules. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6322 We get a lot of phony names here, but I have to admit, "Sliced Bread" is a shark jumper when it comes to preferential seating. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
6323 Would you prefer to be seated at the center of a high-top or dropped onto the floor? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
6324 Sorry, but that's as fast as it pops up. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6325 Don't car if you are the toast of the town, you still need a reservation 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6326 Sorry, the pop-up restaurant is next door. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
6327 Sir, please don’t get crusty, but I do not see your name on the list 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
6328 Yes, but are you the toast of Broadway? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6329 Sorry, but you're not so great anymore. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
6330 Your bow tie is over the top." Michael Sivak, Ann Arbor, M 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
6331 We wont't be able to seat you until your entire loaf is here 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6332 Sorry, but we have a strict peanut butter and jelly dress code. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
6333 Sorry, sir, we can't seat you until your whole loaf has arrived. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6334 So, you’re joining ham and Swiss cheese for lunch at Table 2? 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
6335 Sorry, Pal. Without a reservation, you're Toast. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6336 Sorry, Sir. But this establishment does not serve gluten. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
6337 Are you the critic? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
6338 And lastly, the winner of the Booby Prize for last place in the Nutritional Bread Division, 'White Bread'. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6339 I'm sorry, but I'm going to need some proof that you are Scarlett Johansson. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6340 I'm sorry - you can't come in without the champagne... 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
6341 If you drop another plate, you're toast. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
6342 I feel it my duty to warn you that we’ve run out of a certain pudding. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6343 It's just that our patrons prefer a valet who can reach the pedals. Someone they can crust. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
6344 I'm sorry, but our dining room is a bit toasty right now. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
6345 I’m sorry, but a good maitre d’ requires a sense of levity, not leavening. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
6346 The dining room only allows the upper-crust. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
6347 You don't get an award just for being gluten free. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
6348 Our next awardee has literally set the standard for greatness. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6349 There has been some confusion about the name of our communication and leadership program. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6350 You're not old news! When we say something's the best thing SINCE sliced bread, it actually means you're still the best. 1.0000 0.09535 11 11 0 0
6351 I have reservations about being here. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6352 Non merci, we serve FRENCH bread here. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6353 Our next speaker has at times been accused of having half-baked ideas. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
6354 We serve only 'The Dressed In Butter', Sir. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
6355 I promised I would offer a toast. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6356 I don’t care that you’re the greatest thing since sliced bread, we’re still fully booked. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6357 Tell me why you want to go back to the kitchen? 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
6358 Dearie, you'll have to wear a coat 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
6359 Sorry sir, the invite says gluten-free only. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6360 The symposium is about how to make “$ Bread” in 2020 NOT bread! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6361 have a wonderful lab shawty! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6362 I'm sorry, sir. We offer service to the uncrusted only. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
6363 And so...I stand here today...to announce the end...of my Keto diet...and my plans...to start eating bread again. ...Is it o.k. to “toast” at this point? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6364 Will Mrs. Stilton be joining you? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
6365 Your other half is at table four. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6366 You'd be a good fit in one of our clubs, or you can go help chef make croutons. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
6367 I thought I had a table reserved. If I don't and your full, I'm toast. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
6368 I know you're the "greatest thing" Mr. Sliced Bread, but the wait is still 45 minutes. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
6369 Sir! I'm afraid we must ask you to put some shoes on. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6370 And here's our Toastmaster, Bob White! 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
6371 But I understood that I was to be the toast master! 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
6372 Umm, jackets are required Mr, Slice. Perhaps I have a... bag in the back? Maybe some Prosciutto? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6373 I'm sorry sir, but pants must be worn after 9pm. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6374 Sorry, but we don’t serve gluten. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6375 We’ve got to stop meeting like this... 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6376 I'm sorry. You just don't slice it. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
6377 Our next speaker is going to talk to you about the importance of crusts. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6378 I can get you a table if you slide me some dough. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6379 I'm terribly sorry, but we're gluten-free. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
6380 Sorry sir, we only serve the upper crust in this establishment. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
6381 That bow tie won't fool me. You're a toast. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6382 Sir, the only seat we have left is next to the toaster. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
6383 No reservation- -No table! I don’t care if you ARE the Toast of the Town 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
6384 You're late!! Butter arrived an hour ago, had a meltdown, and now, you're toast! 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
6385 I'm very sorry, sir, but we only serve gluten free bread in this establishment. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
6386 I'm afraid we've gone keto, old friend. We no longer serve bread. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6387 Of course I'm gluten free. Look at my legs. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
6388 Is this ToastMasters 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
6389 As a member of the white bread race, I accuse you of nutritional racism . How dare you say that 5 grain slices are better that us! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6390 Sorry, sir. The Toastmasters meeting is on the third floor. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
6391 I wouldn't go in there, you'll be eaten alive 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6392 Where's the toastmaster's lunch? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6393 It’s about an hour wait, we are completely jammed right now. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
6394 Let’s hear it for our new Toast Master, Mr. Melvin Milktoast !!! 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
6395 And now a toast by the president of the Literalist Society. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6396 We'd be happy to serve you here. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6397 Yes, I definitely have a few reservations. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
6398 That’s not what I had in mind when I proposed them to raise a toast 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
6399 The best thing since sliced bread you say? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6400 I'm sorry, but we're trying not to fill up on bread. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
6401 I expected our jam session to be more than just bow ties. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6402 I’m sorry. I just saw a ghost! 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
6403 I'm sorry...despite the bow tie...you still look like a loafer to me! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6404 Are you at least a complex carb? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
6405 Here to talk about being thrown to the 3rd graders by the Toast Mafia... 1.0000 0.08704 12 12 0 0
6406 Better tie this up or I’m toast. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
6407 At yeast the bows are tied...Reservation for bun? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
6408 Sir, I understand you are wearing a bow-tie, but pants are also required. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6409 ''I am here to offer, the TOAST' 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6410 Bow-turred toast, you said? 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
6411 And now, raise your glasses and join me in a toast ... 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
6412 No shoes, no shirt, no service. Oh, all right, go around to the service entrance and tell them you want to be French today. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6413 Breaking News: Joe Biden forgetting where he was takes control of podium to debate bread , calling him a "cracker" and screaming for "corn pop" to back him up. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
6414 Sir, I think you misunderstand what the Toastmasters organization is all about... 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
6415 Dude, you're toast! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6416 Right, I think the Toastmaster General specifics were quite clear. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
6417 Sorry, sir. This is the Toastmasters public speaking group. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6418 I fear there was a slight miscommunication when your wife asked to be served. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6419 Please don’t linger after dinner or you’ll be toast in the morning. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
6420 I'm sorry for your loss, but your girlfriend Frenchie was here for breakfast. If might add, she was quite delicious with strawberries, cream and a dusting of powdered sugar. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
6421 Sorry, but you can’t audition to be the Monopoly Man, Bread Pitt. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
6422 Working for your bread and butter is the only way you'll get in. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6423 No crusts allowed. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6424 I’m sorry, Gluten-free only. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6425 I have just the slot for you. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6426 Artisanal loaves only, sir. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
6427 Sorry Sir our jackets are all thin cut — the best I can do is seat you in the kitchen for brunch 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
6428 If I’m late for my date - I’m toast !! 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
6429 And then she told me she didn't want to bring home the bread.. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6430 I'm sorry,sir,we require dinner jackets. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6431 I called you up to MAKE a toast! 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
6432 I'm afraid you're too late. The groom's father delivered the toast five minutes ago ... 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6433 You can't go in while the best man is giving a toast. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
6434 I'm sorry, but you missed the toast. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
6435 Just between us, your wife and another slice arrived an hour ago completely toasted. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
6436 I'm sorry, sir, but you need a lot more dough to dine here. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6437 Will it be Light, Medium or Dark for you, Sir? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6438 I’m afraid you were misinformed: you’re not eligible to join Toastmasters. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
6439 What I meant to say was that I'd like to 'propose a toast', not just 'make a toast'. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
6440 You're looking a little crusty today. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6441 I'm sorry sir, but even if you are the sliced bread great things compare themselves to, you cannot get a table without a reservation. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
6442 The Toastmasters Club is proud to welcome our keynote speaker. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
6443 I’m sorry Mr. Rye but singles slice night is Tuesdays only. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
6444 You are the master, but please don't toast me again. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6445 Sorry, but we cannot seat you until the other slice and the bologna arrive. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
6446 Some trophy hunter poached my eggs ! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6447 I'm sorry, Mr. Sandwich, but I can't seat you until the rest of your party has arrived. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6448 Your name on the list? Your name is only on my shopping list. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6449 I never thought that getting into white bread heaven would be this challenging. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
6450 Ok, you may be the toast of the town but you still need a reservation! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6451 I’m sorry but we had to give your table to Mr. Bagel. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6452 It's black tie yes...but you still need pants. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6453 I’m sorry, but this is muffins only night. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
6454 Sorry Sir, your entire loaf must be present to be seated. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6455 Grindr isn't meant for folks like you. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
6456 Sorry, sir. Our entire menu is gluten free. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6457 My apologies of course you won't be toasting the bride and groom. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6458 I'm sorry, sir, but you are no longer the toast of the town. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6459 I'm so sorry, but they just presented the toast to ... English Muffins. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
6460 Sorry, we don't have toasters at the table. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
6461 Sorry. We are low carb only here. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6462 I warned you to stop loading or you'd be cut. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
6463 With all due respect, we don't serve gluten-free bread here, sir. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
6464 You’ve got to let me enter, they won’t be able to raise a toast without me 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6465 I hate it when diners take "your reservation is toast" literally. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6466 sorry Sir we are only serving wheat bread this evening. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6467 I'm afraid, without a reservation, I can't slot you in. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
6468 Sir, we think you’re great, but we’re celebrating more recent inventions today. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
6469 Sorry, we went gluten-free. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
6470 Let’s see, Milquetoast, oh yes, here it is. We should have your table ready in an hour or two, if you don’t mind waiting. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6471 Sorry, we can't accommodate guests who are dietary restrictions. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
6472 Sorry, we aren’t serving you anymore. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6473 These clip-on ties are the best thing since sliced bread. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
6474 No sorry sir, you are NOT the toast of the town. You’d have to have more than a bow tie and a white bread face to be the toast of this town. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6475 I'm sorry, you can't be seated until the circus arrives. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
6476 I’m sorry, I don’t see a reservation here for “toast pâté of four.” 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
6477 Let me guess. TM International? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6478 Just be careful, they'll all want to fill up on you. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
6479 Excuse me, what’s a toaster? 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
6480 This is a French restaurant. Are you perhaps French toast? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6481 Sorry, Sir, the toast-masters' convention was last night. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6482 I’m sorry. We’ve gone gluten-free. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6483 It’s a nice bow tie, but I’m afraid you’ll still have to wait in the bread line..” 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
6484 Sorry, today’s special is One Meatball. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
6485 I’ m sorry sir but the butter was recalled. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6486 Sorry, but I can't seat you until the entire loaf has arrived. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6487 I won't butter up our next speaker, as Mr. Whitebread needs no introduction. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
6488 We are the twin toastmasters for your evening pleasure 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
6489 I’m sorry sir, but I cannot seat you until both in your party are present. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
6490 I used to be the toast of the town. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6491 I'm sorry, we won't have time for any more toasts tonight. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
6492 Are you the Toastmaster? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6493 I'm sorry, we can't seat you until the rest of your sandwich arrives. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
6494 I’m sorry, sir, but they’ve already given the toast. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6495 I'm so sorry, But since you're late your reservation is toast. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
6496 Yes Sir, I can see you have reservations. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
6497 I think you may have misunderstood the point of the "inbred awareness dinner" tonight. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6498 I’m sorry sir, but we can’t seat you until your entire loaf has arrived. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6499 And the Toastmaster's trophy goes to... 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
6500 Coats too . . . sorry. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6501 Do you have extra wide beds and peanut butter in the mini bar 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6502 Sorry, this fete is a roast, not a toast. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
6503 Our Toastmaster's topic is 'Reducing Confusion in the English Language' and Mr. Toasty is here to is here to tell us his experiences with confusion. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
6504 Bow ties are for people. Also, pasta. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6505 Sorry for the black tie, attire optional misprint . Our policy remains; no shoes, no shirt, no pants, no service. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6506 sorry you are late. You're toast 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
6507 Sorry sir, however we are a gluten free establishment. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
6508 I'm very sorry, but we don't let bread in without heels. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
6509 It’s going be a while. Please don’t mold as you wait. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6510 I'm sorry, but we're a totally gluten-free establishment. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
6511 I must apologize, sir. The toaster is booked solid until Thursday. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6512 Sorry, the job opening was for a toastmaster. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6513 I'm sorry, the grill is closed. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
6514 Sorry, pal, it’s Passover. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6515 Boy this is a hard one…Sour is to dour as dough is to sough? 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
6516 Apologies, sir, but I'm afraid we don't serve gluten here. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
6517 I don't understand. It's pretty obvious that I should be the toastmaster!" 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6518 I said “Isaac Newton” not “I hate gluten”. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6519 I'm sorry, but not even your white-bread privilege will get you a table without reservations. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
6520 i am here to give a toast 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6521 And? But? Er ... 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6522 I'm sorry, but if you want to work in the restaurant industry, you can't be crusty around the edges. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6523 No I don't have a reservation Can I just get a cup of water 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
6524 Sorry. No avocado. No toast. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6525 Sorry about the confusion Mr. Naan, I was expecting someone different. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6526 Which one got your brother? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6527 If you're the toast of the town then I'm bottoms up... 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6528 I'm sorry,we only serve gluten free toast. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
6529 that will be toast for 2 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
6530 It's just me. Mrs. Butter won't be joining tonight! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6531 Of course I know how to be part of a jam session 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
6532 Butter side up or down? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
6533 Sorry, Toastie. Management was more comfortable with a human maitre d. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6534 I can get you a table at 8...will your better slice be joining you? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6535 Your party is already on the table. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6536 I’m terribly sorry, but your party left some time ago with a group of cheeses. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6537 I don’t care you played Iago at the Barrymore, we do not have any waiter openings. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
6538 But they are toasting Me tonight 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6539 Even if you are whole wheat, you’re still toast. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
6540 If you want to get an additional star, put me on the menu. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
6541 It's "sandwiches only" tonight. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
6542 I know you have a reservation, but the sign outside clearly states we're gluten-free. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
6543 Sorry, no shoes no service -- even for toast. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
6544 I’m sorry—we don’t serve bread. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6545 I’m sorry about the jacket rule, sir, but we have no exceptions and no jacket that will fit. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
6546 I’m sorry, sir. By the time I’m able to seat you, you’ll have gone moldy. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
6547 I'm sorry sir, but P,B and J have cancelled. However, there is a slot in the toaster available. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6548 Nobody warned me that this was a Toastmasters event! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6549 White or whole grain, I don't care. You still need a jacket 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6550 I'm sorry, sir, but bread crust does not meet our definition of jacket. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
6551 Sorry, we already have gluten-free sliced bread in a tuxedo on the menu. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6552 Nice tie, crumb nuts 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
6553 And a toast to Colin Stokes, who found a way to outsource the unfunny 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6554 Sorry, We aren’t having a formal toast tonight. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6555 And our next award goes to the real breadwinner of the company... 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
6556 I keep telling you! You're not jammed but the restaurant is! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6557 No, your date hasn’t shown up. Sorry sir—you deserve butter. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6558 Heard this crowd was milk toast, didn’t know they were being literal. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
6559 We are no longer serving breakfast. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
6560 We can't put you at the table until your other half is here. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6561 I am afraid it’s upper crust only 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
6562 Sir, without a reservation, I'm afraid you're toast. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
6563 Your basket's ready, sir. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
6564 I'm sorry, sir, but this is a no-gluten restaurant. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
6565 Glutin what? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6566 I'm so sorry, but we have no openings for a toastmaster. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
6567 Sorry, no. There's more to this job than the tie. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
6568 But I don't need a reservation....I'm the toast of the town 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
6569 I called for Fred Brice not Bread Slice! 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
6570 I'm sorry to break this to you but toastmasters is a club that helps you with public speaking skills. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
6571 I heard you needed a toastmaster. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6572 Didn't my office call in with my reservations? I'm the Toast of the Town! 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
6573 It’s my sad duty to inform you that you’ve lost your position in the “Greatest Thing Since” pantheon to TikTok. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6574 Isn’t this the Toastmaster’s Convention? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
6575 Sir, we charge extra for bread. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
6576 We're fully booked, but I think I can sandwich you in. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6577 Sorry, I’m afraid you missed the toast. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
6578 The tie is nice, but a jacket is still required. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6579 Table for twenty-twenty four 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6580 I’m so sorry sir,this establishment is gluten free. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6581 Why the long face Mr. Frenchstick? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
6582 On the bright side, you'll live forever on their hips. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6583 I'm sorry we're serving dinner rolls this evening. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
6584 I’m sorry sir, but I think you have measles. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6585 Our food is the greatest since sliced bread. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
6586 It seems the only table we have is in the no carb zone. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6587 Sir, what do mean I’m no longer the best thing? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6588 Sorry, we can’t seat you - we’re gluten free. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
6589 I shouldn't. I don't want to fill up before seating our main customers. Okay, fine. Just one can't hurt. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
6590 She left with a bagel. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
6591 Give it up for our toastmaster this evening 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6592 I'm sorry, we no longer serve Glutens here. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
6593 I'm sorry, we only serve whole grain bread here. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6594 Very sorry, but there no one has called for a toast this evening. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6595 Do you serve toast? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6596 I’m sorry. You’re not on the Toastmaster’s list. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6597 Are you sure there's no reservation for White? 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
6598 Unfortunately I am gluten free 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6599 Desolé Monsieur Croque, Madame 'as cancelled ze table. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6600 Sir, even in black tie, white bread is not welcome here. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6601 Oh.....Whole Grain. I thought we were talking Holy Grail. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6602 Please tell the rest of the loaf that they will be marked tardy. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6603 I KNOW it should seem obvious sir but...still...you're not on the list for the Toastmaster's Luncheon. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6604 My it's getting a bit toasty in here - wonder where my comb over has got to? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6605 I’m afraid our gluten-free rule applies to guests as well. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6606 Where's the beef! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6607 I'm sorry, but the bowtie can't work for both of us. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6608 Sorry, but we thought you had prepared a wry toast. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6609 We are Le Cirque, monsieur. This is no place for a white bread American. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6610 Interrupt me again, you’re toast! 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
6611 Ladies and gentleman, I am pleased to introduce the toastmaster. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6612 I’m sorry, there’s no reservation here for Miss Roll. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
6613 I'm sorry but we are doing Keto now 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
6614 Something on the side, Sir? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6615 But, but, I'm still 'the best thing'. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6616 But, the invite said black tie. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6617 You missed the ham and cheese- they were in earlier cavorting with the lettuce 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
6618 Oh, yes, we serve bread—just not you. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
6619 I'm sorry, you'd have to order more than just butter. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6620 I have reservations for a Mr. White, Mrs. Rye, and a Miss Wheat, but no Sourdough. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6621 We have a strict gluten-free policy. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
6622 What do you mean your section of the restaurant is too hot, you're in a toaster for God's sake! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6623 Ms Foix Gras said to tell you she got tired of waiting, and she's left. And yes, the relationship is toast. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6624 And now please join me in toasting out next speaker 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
6625 I like the bowtie but we still don't serve bread at this restaurant. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
6626 I'm sorry, we're only serving sandwiches 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6627 I don't care who calls you the 'Best thing since.' The earliest I can get you in is 8:45." 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
6628 I'm telling ya, if you keep loafing around on the job, you're toast! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6629 All our seats are taken tonight, sir, but we do have one place in a basket. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6630 Late again, yep your toast alright! 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
6631 I’m sorry, the toasts are done. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6632 Your other half has already been seated. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6633 I'm sorry but we require a tie AND jacket. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6634 That reservation was for yesterday. It's just toast now! 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
6635 Your work has been way below par, Bryan, so I'm afraid you're toast. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6636 I'm sorry sir, but I'm only allowed to admit artisan bread 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6637 I'm so sorry monsieur, I see that you're wearing a tie and it's certainly not up to me monsieur, but the rules about being a gluten free restaurant are very specific. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6638 But first, a toast. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6639 You're not properly dressed. Go home and get some mayonnaise. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
6640 My apologies, we cannot accommodate open-face seating tonight. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
6641 Do you have a big toaster? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6642 Sir, I don't see a reservation for Rye. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6643 Reservation? That's a load of croque, monsieur. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6644 If you go in there you’re going to be toast. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
6645 I'm sorry, Mr. Rye, but that answer is wrong and you're toast. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
6646 If you don’t ace this test, you’re toast. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
6647 Due to a high volume of New Year's resolutions, we've decided to cut carbs from our guest list. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6648 I'm afraid the Toastmasters event is NEXT Thursday, sir. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
6649 I specifically requested a wry toast. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
6650 I'm terribly sorry but we're a gluten free restaurant. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
6651 No, I'm afraid this occasion does not call for a toast. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6652 So sorry, Mr. Whitebread, but this restaurant is gluten free. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
6653 So sorry, sir, but we aren’t doing ‘rye’ humor any longer…we’ve gone to slap stick.. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6654 Sorry, we have no tables. I'm afraid you're toast. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6655 No dinner reservation . . . you're here for the toast? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
6656 I am afraid the new diversity policy means we must now stomach multi-wheat and 9-grain students and faculty. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
6657 I’m assuming you won’t want bread with your meal.” 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
6658 Are you here to eat or be eaten 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6659 Without a jacket, you’re toast. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6660 We seem to be jammed at this hour. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
6661 Here to make the, um, ah... 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6662 I m sorry, we only serve avocado toast in this establishment. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
6663 No matter how you slice it, I still don't have any openings. 1.0000 0.18257 6 5 0 0
6664 I'm sorry; I get that you're seeded rye, but you're still squishy. And you're not wearing shoes. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6665 Welcome, do you have a breadservation? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6666 No, gluten-free doesn’t mean you dine for free. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6667 I like Elizabeth Warren. In fact, she’s my second choice. But my concern about her is that she's an upper-crust candidate." 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6668 Only milk AND toast may enter. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
6669 Are you by chance looking for a meeting of Toastmasters?" submitted by Vipin Bery,Toronto vipin.bery@gmail.co 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
6670 I am sorry sir , no Rye toast at this Black Tie Event 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6671 I'm sorry, but we only welcome green bread. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
6672 Sorry, no one has called for a toast tonight. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
6673 Sorry, can't let you in. Your boss says you're toast. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6674 We're in a stale-mate 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6675 The “formal attire” requirement goes beyond the tie, sir. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
6676 I am sorry,the bread forgot his toast. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
6677 Your date waited ten minutes; told me to tell you she got dried out and was going home to soak in milk. High maintenance if you want my opinion. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
6678 Sorry, I don’t have a reservation for Cinnamon. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
6679 I'm so sorry, sir, your reserved table was taken by FRED Astaire. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
6680 You're in luck, we're jammed tonight. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
6681 Without reservations, I will not butter you up. You may be sliced bread but you are toast. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6682 I'm sorry sir..reservations are for a toast 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
6683 I'm sorry Annie, but that's not what I meant when I said "I'd like to raise a toast" 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6684 I'm sorry sir, The Town isn't on my list. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
6685 I'm assigning you to Table 8, the Oprah Winfrey party. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6686 I’m afraid a jacket is required, sir 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6687 I hope you don't mind but the only seating left is near the kitchen. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
6688 And now, for an original Toastmaster speech. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6689 Sorry, I'm afraid we misunderstood when you made a reservation and asked if we serve bread. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6690 Table for two - you and Mr. Carbs. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
6691 I don't care if you're the Toast of the Town. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
6692 Non-alcoholic beverages and cake will be served in the foyer after the meeting 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6693 I'm sorry, the only tables we have available are in our gluten-free zone. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6694 Terribly sorry sir, but we've gone gluten free. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6695 I'm afraid you're too late for the toast. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6696 Do I look like food? I have a reservation. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
6697 Toastmasters is not the same as Toast Masters, sorry, honest mistake. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
6698 NO, BUTTER HASN'T ARRIVED YET. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
6699 I am sorry sir, but this restaurant is strictly gluten-free. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6700 Apologies sir, I can't seat you until Mr PB and Miss J are here to complete your party of 3 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6701 First salad dressing. Now this. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
6702 Alright. But you’re off the clock and can’t use the coupon 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6703 I’m sorry you’re offended but this lecture is gluten free. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
6704 Your table is ready sir, but we cannot substitute the complimentary bread with a human roll. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
6705 No I don't have a reservation I thought maybe you could sandwhich me in 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6706 Let me guess. You're Pat Boone! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6707 Sorry, this is Toastmasters. Mastertoasts is one floor down. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
6708 Sorry, the only table we have left is in the non gluten section. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6709 Sorry, but our clientele is only upper crust. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6710 You’re about 15 minutes late. The last toast was by the father of the bride and then they cut the cake. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
6711 We'll call you if we knead you. Don't have a toast just yet. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6712 You're going to have to butter up the crowd before I make my speech 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6713 Would you like to sit near the toaster, sir? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6714 We'd like you to make a, er, toast. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
6715 Toast of the party or not, what part of gluten free don't you understand? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6716 You're scheduled to deliver the first toast. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6717 Credit cards and cash is the only bread we accept. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6718 The bowtie is acceptable, but I'm afraid we don't have a dinner jacket that will fit you, Sir. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6719 You may be the toast of the town but we’re booked up. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
6720 Sorry. You didn't call back to confirm so your reservation's toast. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6721 But I thought this conference was for a glutin-friendly audience! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6722 The whole party needs to be here. Come back when Peanut Butter and Jelly arrive. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6723 Sorry, but you're no longer tonight's toastmaster. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6724 Sorry sir, we don't allow Freedom Toast in here. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
6725 I apologize for the confusion, Mr. Wonder. It was a champagne toast at midnight. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
6726 No sir . It has nothing to do with you being Multi -Grain. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
6727 He used to be toasted all the time, but he's been fresh and vibrant for six months. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
6728 Sorry, the tie doesn't count without a dinner jacket. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
6729 You're late, your reservation was for breakfast! 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
6730 My name should be on the list... They invited me here to make a toast. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
6731 Sir, I very clearly said, "Carbwright, party of four!" but you didn't answer. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6732 Bow ties are the best thing since the invention of sliced bread. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6733 VIP? No, BLT. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
6734 Sorry, sir! This dinner is for “upper crust” only. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6735 You're appropriately dressed, but the bread line is down the street at the Mission. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
6736 You've been assigned to the table of the man who is making the toast. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
6737 Your basket will be ready in a moment. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6738 my partner is waiting for me inside. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
6739 Uh, yes, this is the monthly meeting of “Toastmasters “ 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
6740 The irony-No-kneed bread now needs me. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6741 Sorry, we no longer serve bread. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
6742 I'm sorry, Sir, we're out of avocados. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6743 Welcome to Toastmasters Magnetic Speaking Program, our first participant is Mr. Milquetoast. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
6744 I'm sorry, sir, but one of our patrons is coeliac. It's best if you just leave. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6745 Your friends are at table 12 but they're already toasted. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
6746 With a few slight changes I can seat you in the Crouton Room. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
6747 Yes; the clothes make the man. And the maître d.’ And that’s that. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6748 Sorry, you’ve been replaced by ‘Crispi’; you’re no longer ‘The Toast Of The Town‘! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6749 Sorry, Sir. We don't serve Doughboys. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
6750 the reviews say this place is the best thing since you 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
6751 Some may consider you the toast of the town, but to me you don’t look well bread. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
6752 Those are okay New Year resolutions, but why did you tell the audience to make a toast for them? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6753 I'm very sorry, sir, but your ryeservation isn't in the system. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
6754 And your better half, Mr. Sandwich? 1.0000 0.13363 8 7 0 0
6755 Mr. Toaster is already seated at your table. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
6756 The patron was referring to making a different kind of toast. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6757 Your party arrived early, and I'm afraid they are toasted. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6758 White Bread has been canceled. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
6759 Yes, the lady at table 6 said she wanted to make a toast ... just not in the way you think. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6760 No matter how you slice it Mr. Wonder, we cannot seat an incomplete loaf. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6761 Sir, are you aware that you are completely naked? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6762 Forget it, Melba. It's Ketotown. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
6763 For a reservation tonight, I'm afraid you're toast. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6764 I'm sorry, Tim - I didn't know you were the sole winner. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
6765 Sorry Mr. Whitebread. The Toast of the Town dinner was last night. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6766 I’m afraid it’s our dress code. We require a layer of butter. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6767 I'm sorry, you may be the toast of the town, but you are not on the list. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
6768 No, we do not require a jacket to be seated. But you do need avocado. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
6769 I'm sorry, we warned of this side effect 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6770 Yes, I do see your reservation right here, but we do not sit incomplete parties, nor do we sit the partially attired. We insist on jacket and pants. At least the pants. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6771 Will you be dining without your butter half today? 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
6772 Tie required assumes shoes, shirt, and pants. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6773 Is it true there's nothing better than sliced bread? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
6774 Sorry, haven’t seen any crostini’s running around sir. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6775 You may be the Toast of Broadway, but you still need a reservation." 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6776 Sorry, sir, it's reservation only. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
6777 I'm afraid we charge for bread these days. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6778 We need diversity in our toast masters. No matter how long you toast you're still just another white bread. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6779 Ah, yes, this is ToastMasters. But . . . 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6780 I don't care if you ARE the Earl of Sandwich, Sir. Jacket AND tie. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6781 They throw away the ends of the loaf" 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
6782 Are you meeting Ms. Cheese? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6783 Sorry, the boss says you've been loafing. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
6784 I'm here to be the toast.. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6785 Sorry, I don't see a reservation. Looks like you're toast! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6786 I’m sorry, she said she had to jam. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
6787 I'm so sorry, sir, but we don't admit toast here. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
6788 I'm sorry Sir, Ms Butter left when you didn't arrive on time. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
6789 I am sorry sir, they are already eating the main course 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
6790 I present, the President of Toastmasters International. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
6791 I'm afraid you've got the wrong Toastmasters. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6792 The last guy to come in here dressed like that was toast! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6793 Please Billy, if you walk inside that resteraunt, you're toast! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6794 We don't serve sandwiches. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6795 Management informed me that I'm not allowed to seat you after those two companions of yours acted like heels. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
6796 I’m sorry, we can’t seat you until the rest of your party arrives. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6797 Are we serving one slice or two? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6798 I'm guessing you're the Toast master." 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
6799 The rest of your loaf already are seated. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6800 Sorry, you are really late. She got toasted and left. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
6801 No coat? No service! 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
6802 First, this restaurant is gluten free. And second, you're not wearing any pants. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6803 You’re late. The toasts have already been given. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6804 Sorry, the Birthday Girl said no toasts. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6805 I"m sorry, but they've already done the toast. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
6806 You're late. One more time and you're toast. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
6807 I was the best thing until you came along. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
6808 Goodbye Sir Rye - we only have baskets for sourdough tonight. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6809 We don't accept gluten free in this Toastmasters. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
6810 NO, NO, I SAID "LET'S RAISE A TOAST!" 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
6811 What do you mean my act has gone stale? 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
6812 No longer the Best Thing Since Sliced Bread .... BUMMER !!!!! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6813 Please wait, you will be seeded soon. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
6814 I'm the toastmaster. Sit down until I call on you. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
6815 I’m sorry sir, we don’t serve your kind. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6816 Ahem, I said "A toast to the winner." 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6817 Management reserves the right to refuse to serve toast. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6818 You need a set of square-pants. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6819 I think you misunderstand. You're supposed to butter me up. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6820 The bidding will start at 300 dollars, YES! thank you from the pigeon in the back! 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
6821 I know I’m not supposed to ask, but exactly what do you have down there, genitalia-wise? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6822 He hadn't allowed carbs in his life for years but there he was, looking as good as the day they broke up. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6823 Welcome to PB&J's. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6824 Apologies sir, you will have to wait until the rest of the loaf arrives. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6825 No i have not been eating your little ones 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6826 I don't care if you are sliced, you don't have a reservation. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6827 We have a strict no-carb policy. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6828 You saw the sign -- no shirt, no shoes, no gluten, no service! 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
6829 I am afraid we don't have that on the menu here. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
6830 Sorry sir -the reservation is for 2, and I can count carbs. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6831 I am sorry sir, but we are strictly gluten free. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
6832 Sorry sir, we have enough white bread, we need more diversification. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
6833 No peanut butter or jelly? I cannot seat you until the rest of your party arrives.” 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6834 I'm sorry, you're just not that great. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
6835 The chef needs some croutons in the kitchen.” 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6836 We found a miracle to replace you during Passover.” 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
6837 Leaven Party of one, your table is ready.” 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
6838 Sorry,We haven't served bread for about 2 years. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6839 I am sorry, Sir. This is a gluten-free restaurant. It is a deeply discriminatory practice against the bread community. I would quit my job, but alas, I work at this restaurant to feed my seven large adult sons, all of whom are named Kieth. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6840 I'm sorry, sir, but your table won't be bready for another hour. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6841 It's a living! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6842 I'm sorry----we have no reservations for either "I.M. Toast" or "I.M. Frayed Knot". 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6843 I'm sorry sir, but the ad called for someone that's a little wry... 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6844 I don't care if you're the Toast of the Town, we're booked solid. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6845 Did you come with a date? 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
6846 I'm sorry sir, we went gluten-free in 2018 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
6847 I'm sorry, sir, but we do not have any 'gluten-free' options. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
6848 Yes, we serve bread, but that's not what that means. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6849 No cheese, no shoes, no service. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
6850 And this concludes our spelting bee. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
6851 I'm sorry, sir. We are strictly keto. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
6852 No, I won't take a bribe - look what happened to you! 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
6853 My apologies, sir, it's a roast not a toast. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
6854 She got toasted and left with the cheese 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6855 where's your sidekicks peanut and jelly? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
6856 You may be the “toast of the town,” but you still need to wear a jacket. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6857 I'm concerned our customers would fill up on you. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
6858 Dish was here maybe fifteen minutes ago but then he ran away with the spoon. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
6859 I'm sorry, this is a kids only party, you'll have to remove your crust. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
6860 you forgot to toast me sir 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6861 Our next speaker will talk about the next best thing since sliced bread ... Oh, excuse me. Our next speaker IS sliced bread. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
6862 Peanut Butter has already been seated, but Jelly didn't make it. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
6863 Mr.Toast there is no seats for you" 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6864 I'm sorry, but this happens to be a gluten-free establishment. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6865 No Carb's allowed 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
6866 Due to a series of unfortunate incidents, the job needs to go to a gluten-free, pumpernickel-American. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
6867 I'd like to give a toast 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
6868 spread for how many ? 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
6869 I truly apologize sir, but we cannot encrust you with your nomination. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6870 Ok when Donald is at this podium have your cheese ooze out of you 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
6871 I'm sorry sir there's no peanut butter and jelly left. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
6872 Sorry sir, but the spaces are all gluten-free. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6873 Nice try. But this establishment is only for crackers. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
6874 Eating here may be dangerous for you. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6875 I'm sorry, but I cannot allow you to enter our gluten free establishment. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
6876 I order our member here Open Face to Roast Messrs. Beef, Brie, Tomato and Mustard but please, at this time, hold Ms. Lettuce!" 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
6877 Just 1 again tonight Mr. Open-face? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
6878 I’m sorry but you can’t be seated until Peanut Butter and Jelly arrive. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
6879 No shirt, no shoes, and no pants, means no service. But I like your bow tie. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6880 You really are a slice off the old block! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6881 Grain, party of multi? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6882 I'm sorry, since you missed your last reservation, you're toast. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
6883 I’m sorry sir, but we require a jacket to dine here. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
6884 We stopped serving bread last month. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
6885 Gluten-free? Let me ask the chef 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6886 We have two tables waiting--are you meeting a young lady, or the sliced ham? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
6887 You're in luck. I have one slot open. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6888 Sorry sir, but you need shoes to enter. I may have a spare pair of loafers somewhere. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
6889 I'm sorry, but you've already missed the toast. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6890 Our dress code would be satisfied with the square pants from the loaner closet. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
6891 I still can't let you in, sir, this is a decent establishment and you are baked. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
6892 Sorry, but starting next week, we're only using artisan. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6893 This was not what I thought when they asked for a roast. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6894 It's not that you are white bread... it's the gluten we can't tolerate. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
6895 I'm sorry, but it doesn't matter if you are multi-grain AND gluten-free. Without shoes, we can't even sit you in the breadbasket. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6896 No time for a shirt, just start bussing tables! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
6897 I'm sorry, Mr. Sliced Bread, we unfortunately do not have room for you in this year's Best Things Convention. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6898 That's the greatest thing I heard since sliced...well me. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6899 Nice try, but we don't serve breakfast. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6900 We can only hire you on a complimentary basis. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
6901 Will Ms. Butter be joining you this evening? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
6902 We only serve Italian bread for dinner. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
6903 Sorry, we only serve Italian bread for dinner. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6904 Now, the award for the greatest invention ever. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6905 I'm sorry, this establishment is gluten-free. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6906 We only serve gluten-free customers. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
6907 We’re filled up on bread. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6908 Sorry, no food or drink allowed in the theatre. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6909 Sorry...We only serve garlic bread here. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
6910 Yes Sir, I understand. But 'toast of the town' is just a figure of speech. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6911 I'm sorry sir we don't serve any gluten here. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6912 I'm sorry, we only serve gluten-free customers. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
6913 Because the diners at tables 5, 7, and 13 have not eaten all of our “free bread” in our “ free baskets,” we want you to move into baskets at tables 17 or 21. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
6914 I'm sorry, sir, but all the tables are full. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6915 Table 12... we will always remember your sacrifice 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
6916 I'm sorry, we're no longer serving bread in the restaurant. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6917 Please don't say anything. If my manager hears I botched the reservation, I'm toast. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
6918 Sorry, Sir, you should not go out in public as absolutely baked as you are now. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6919 Welcome to Weight Watchers. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6920 Sorry sir but Mr. Gambino said that if you ever come back you’re toast. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
6921 I'm sorry sir, but the role of toastmaster has already been filled. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
6922 Nice tie but I'm sorry Sir, no shirt, no shoes, no service." 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6923 I'm sorry to tell you that your date called and to say she was in a jam and couldn't make it." 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6924 Do you mind sitting at the bar? We have a selection of cheese and jam. 1.0000 0.15430 7 6 0 0
6925 I see the bow tie, sir, but the sign clearly says, ‘No shirt, no shoes, no service.’ 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6926 I just came to remind you that the bow tie was invented two centuries before me 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6927 Sorry. Without a reservation you can’t be served. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
6928 Well, for one, our head waiter is a croissant. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6929 Wait... are you the one who keeps stealing my bow tie?! 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
6930 Why do you look sad? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6931 I can only repeat: no shirt, no shoes, no service. But if it lightens your mood a little: I do like your taste - in neckwear. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
6932 I’m sorry, but I can't seat an incomplete loaf. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6933 I'm sorry but it looks like Mr Lettuce Wrap has taken your place on the guest list 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6934 I can't seem to find a reservation under your name, Mr. Trump S. Toast. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
6935 Next up to speak about ending gluten intolerance 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
6936 Sorry, that boast doesn't work. You literally ARE sliced bread. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
6937 Hmm, I'm not seeing you, are you spelling it, W-O-N-D-E-R? 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
6938 I'm sorry, but you just missed the opening toast. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
6939 I'm sorry,sir,but you knead a reservation. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6940 I'm afraid Butter just left with Corn On The Cob. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6941 I'm sorry, yes, « pain perdu » is the same as French toast. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6942 I believe there's been a misunderstanding of the term "bread service." 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
6943 I’m sorry Sir, we only have available seating in the gluten-free section, no reason to get crusty with me. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6944 It's like I told the plastic straw, nobody wants you around any more. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6945 I agree, you're amazing. But this year's "Best thing since" award goes to the "Slofie" 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
6946 Just in time for the toast 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6947 Sorry, we’re already jammed. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6948 I am sorry sir, but Toastmasters International isn't for actual toast. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6949 Sir, you must have misread the ad. We're hiring another "host". 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6950 I'm sorry, but this open-faced club is member's only. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6951 I'm sorry you're not on the grocery list, sir. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
6952 Sorry , you are beyond the exporation date" 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6953 Well, the other kids might not be gluten intolerant, you ARE a little white bread. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6954 We're fully booked, sorry for the inconvenience. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
6955 Apologies, our toasters only have seating for two or more. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
6956 I don’t see a Pumpernickel on this list 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
6957 I would have reservations too if I were you. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
6958 I'm sorry, but you still need a reservation Mr. Best Thing Ever. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
6959 I'm sorry, but we require a jacket and a tie. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
6960 I'm sorry, Bernard. You're toast. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6961 Sorry-- we only seat toast in pairs. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6962 Sorry, there won’t be a toast at this event. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
6963 The bachelorette gave the final rose to Mr. Hash Brown, I'm sorry Mr. Toast. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6964 Sorry, we don't hire toast - but we serve it. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6965 No, this is Ted Talk. Bread Talk is next week. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6966 Bred here in our fair city, let's all rise to toast, Mr. Toast." 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
6967 I'm sorry sir, we're in a jam. We tried to preserve your reservation, but as you can hear, they are giving the toast. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6968 It doesn’t look like you made the menu. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6969 I'm sorry, sir, we only serve French bread. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6970 Sir, we only serve bottomless bread sticks. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6971 ...and you're sure focaccia isn't on the list? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6972 'Has my other half arrived yet?' 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6973 And here he is, to talk about what it was like when he WAS the greatest thing… 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
6974 I'm sorry, we only serve gluten-free bread here. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
6975 Sir, the invite was for a roast, not a toast. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
6976 Dress code requires a blazer and a tie 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6977 I'm sorry, sir. We have no toasters for one. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6978 You'll have to go. This is the Upper East Side -- We are gluten intolerant. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6979 I'd like to file a complaint. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6980 Sorry to have to tell you, but we've gone gluten free and no longer need your services 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
6981 I'm sorry our rules are clear, and I understand it's legal in many states, but no toasted bread. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
6982 Sorry. Breads with bow ties are not allowed. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
6983 How about I list you as “Greatest Thing, Emeritus?” 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6984 I'm sorry, but we cannot accept your application for our Diversity Leadership program... You're purebread. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
6985 I regret to inform you, Dr. Eunuch, that your dining companions, Ken and Barbie, both cancelled. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6986 Sorry, you didn't make the Best Things list this year. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
6987 I'm sorry, but this is not a "pop up" toastmaster event. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
6988 We are just setting up your basket. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
6989 They're looking for you at Table 4. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6990 Sorry home slice, it looks like you don't have enough dough. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
6991 Should we...should we still bring bread for the table? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6992 The chances of you winning top slice are slim to none. I'd say you're toast. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
6993 We can serve you until your entire party has arrived. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
6994 You're next. The party at your table is just leavening. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6995 You're late. They already made the toast. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
6996 So are you here for the Toast Masters award dinner? 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
6997 *Clink Clink Clink* "I'm not a talker but I do have a little toast prepared..." 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
6998 We're crowded tonight. We may have to sandwich you in. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
6999 I'm afraid this event calls for a smaller, less formal toast. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7000 No, I'm afraid Ms. Jelly has not called to say she's running late. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
7001 The kitchen entrance is around back. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
7002 Buttering me up won't help! 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
7003 I'm afraid I can't let you in sir. This is the Paleo club. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
7004 Sorry, this place is an upper crust establishment so stop loafing around here. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
7005 I'm sorry sir, but a coat is required to dine. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7006 Sorry, but you’ll have to come back when you’re toast. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
7007 Will you be dining in the toaster section or not? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
7008 There's going to be great concern for your safety in there. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
7009 I'm sorry, sandwiches only. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
7010 We cater only to the upper crust” 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
7011 Would you like the toasted or non-toasted section? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7012 Reservations closed. You will have to wait outside in the bread line. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
7013 I'm sorry but the restaurant went gluten-free. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
7014 I understand that you're "the toast of the town," sir, but you still need a reservation. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
7015 My apologies sir, but your reservation is toast. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
7016 I'm afraid the toast has already been given. Maybe next time you might want to rise a bit earlier. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
7017 Apologies sir, but there isn’t a “Formal Toast” on the list 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
7018 Sir, as I've explained, we are a gluten free establishment. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
7019 I can assure you sir, there were no crumbs on your table before you arrived. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7020 You can't come in with out shoes 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
7021 I'm sorry, we have already filled up on bread 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7022 I will feast upon the souls of your unborn children as your blood and semen boil from within your dessicated husk. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
7023 No, just because you're the bread winner doesn't mean you have to pay for them. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
7024 Yes,sir. I can see that you're rolling in dough,but you have no reservation. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
7025 Sir, we don't serve breakfast after 11AM. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7026 I’m sorry sir, but if you want me to seat you you’ll really have to put on some pants. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
7027 Sorry no table available right now, you're toast. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
7028 Have you seen my bread-babies? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
7029 We have to seat you with Circus. You cannot be alone. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
7030 Don't try to butter me up, you'll have to wait for jelly! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
7031 Final warning, Henri. Stop guilt-tripping your tables for ordering the French Toast. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
7032 But I’m even wearing a bow tie! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
7033 Plate for four? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
7034 It's not that you're not great, it's just that other things have come around since you. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
7035 My wide must have used her own name, can you check under Lady Marmalade? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
7036 Actually, Mr. Wonder, the tie is not really the problem. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
7037 We will be able to basket you in a moment, sir. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
7038 We do serve your kind here, but you definitely wouldn't be interested. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
7039 A black BOW tie isn't enough. (Note: use regular type instead of all-caps) 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
7040 Now let me introduce our toastmaster for the evening... 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7041 I'm sorry, you missed the toast. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
7042 We don't allow white bread here. Whole grain only. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
7043 Don't try to butter me up. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
7044 His message says if you're late, you're toast. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
7045 I’m sorry, Sir, your name isn’t on the guest list for the “Greatest Things” party. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
7046 Had you been thin slice, I could maybe have squeezed you in. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7047 Sorry sir, No Shoes, No Service. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
7048 The butter isn't here yet. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
7049 There's nothing available tonight. You're toast. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
7050 The bride and groom specifically requested no toasts. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7051 We can’t let you into the Passover Seder. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
7052 I’m afraid they’ve already finished making the toast. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
7053 We have to wait for your better half before I can seat you. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
7054 Sorry, we’re full up on bread. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
7055 Sorry sir, french toast is the special this morning. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7056 I will seat you, but you have to promise not to freak out again when the patrons eat toast. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
7057 I have a reservation under Bread, but not Toast. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
7058 No sir, it's not legal for you to marry a croissant. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
7059 Good evening sir. Basket for one? 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
7060 Everyone wants a piece of you. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
7061 Greatness is subjective, but in this case, I suppose you are the counterfactual. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
7062 Sorry to put you in a jam over wearing a tie. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
7063 If you're out here, who's in there? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
7064 Listen pal - unless your name’s Wonder you’re not getting a table. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
7065 I'm sorry sir, I have a reservation for Wheat, but there's no White on my list. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
7066 Sorry. We require a jacket and a tie. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7067 I know you’re the best thing. There are still no tables. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
7068 On the menu doesn’t get you a table. You need a reservation, sir! 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
7069 The student becomes the master. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
7070 I'm sorry Sir - we have reached our carb limit for today. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
7071 We can’t seat you until the whole loaf is here. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
7072 It’s hard to not get a little moldy when they’re all on keto, eh? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
7073 Please wait to be seeded 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
7074 No need to don a bow tie for this event Earl, we know you're the best thing ever... 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
7075 If defined benefits are a thing of the past, then I'M toast! 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
7076 I'm sorry...but regardless of how you identify, the menu at this event is gluten free. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
7077 Sorry kid, but WHICH sandwich I #$%&ed did you say was your mom? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
7078 We can't seat you, until the rest of your loaf has arrived. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
7079 Now do I meet the dress code? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
7080 I guess Toastmasters Club is more literal than I thought. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
7081 Yes, Toastmasters are meeting here , but.......... 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
7082 And now... let’s have a toast. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
7083 ...and is your guest also a homeslice? I mean, what is the politically correct term for you people? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
7084 I’m sorry sir, we’ve just run out of the rest of your party. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7085 What do you mean you came from my baguette? 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
7086 Sorry, we're only hiring croissants. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
7087 We can't serve bread that's a day old. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7088 Sorry, we dont serve bread. Our menu is strictly keto 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
7089 Rubbing elbows is strictly forbidden here. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
7090 I don’t see you on the list, but you are on the menu... 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
7091 Sorry kid can’t put you on, there have been funnier acts since you. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
7092 Jerry told me I was working tonight! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
7093 I'm sorry sir, but I'm afraid the bride is gluten free 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
7094 I’m sorry, sir, but we cannot seat you until the rest of your pantry arrives. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
7095 Sorry, every table is full. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7096 I'm so sorry, but that seat is reserved for Mr. Brut. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
7097 I tried face swapping on my breakfast toast this morning. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
7098 I’m sorry, sir, but outside food is strictly forbidden. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
7099 When the chef said the bread was rising, I thought he meant something different. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
7100 If you can't do the job your toast. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
7101 Sorry, Ms.Paltrow said no gluten" 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
7102 I'm sorry the best man already made the toast. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
7103 I hate to be a heel here, but I'm afraid our reservations are for two or more. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
7104 I'm afraid I do not have a reservation under Gluten-Free. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
7105 I’m sorry, sir. We don’t serve toast after 11:00 am. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
7106 I’m sorry sir, but the rest of your party must be present to enter the Club 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
7107 I'm afraid you missed the final toast. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
7108 No,not yet. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
7109 I'm sorry but there's nobody here to toast tonight. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
7110 "Ah, just in time. We're out of croutons." 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
7111 Where would you lime to be seated, sir? Toasting or Non-toasting. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
7112 We can’t serve you. You’re toasted. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
7113 He’s killing it, I’m toast” 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
7114 The jacket is optional, pants are required. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
7115 Unlike our guest of honor, I won’t keep this toast short 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
7116 Sorry, all the guests have already made their toasts. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
7117 I apologize, we stopped serving breakfast at 10. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
7118 I’m sorry, sir, but we cannot seat you until your other slice arrives. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
7119 Does your party of 24 include end pieces? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
7120 Sorry sir – no shoes, no shirt, no service. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
7121 Tie, jacket and pants required. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7122 Is this the Hostess stand? Sorry, I am Wonder Bread! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
7123 You had a reservation for Bread? Forgive me sir, but you're Toast. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
7124 My apologies sir. The party is gluten free. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
7125 I don't need to inquire. Your party has not been seated. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
7126 Are you with the ‘Whole Wheat’ Party? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
7127 I'm sorry but this a strictly gluten-free dinner. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
7128 Sorry sir this is a black tie event 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
7129 The yeast hasn’t yet arrived. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
7130 The wait for a table is about an hour. I'm afraid you're toast. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
7131 One would think it would be enough to be the first greatest thing, wouldn’t one? 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
7132 As I told you before, I will serve you. Before the meal. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
7133 Butter’s not here. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7134 Toastmasters I presume? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
7135 Yes, we do have many gluten-free options to choose from. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
7136 Toast? I've been replaced by toast? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
7137 We are short on staff today. Do you mind getting to table 11 yourself? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
7138 I'm terribly sorry, Mr. Wheat; it's not under 'White,' either. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7139 So now let's focus on--good carbs vs. bad carbs. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
7140 No, sir, it's not because you're a piece of toast. We just have a strict policy on pants. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
7141 I’m sorry but we don’t serve gluten. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
7142 I agree. You have some natural ability as a toastmaster. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
7143 I suppose you're the bread-winner in the family? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
7144 Would you believe CEO of the Toastmasters. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
7145 I’m sorry...but they already toasted the bride and groom 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
7146 Oh, so you think your the best thing since sliced bread ! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7147 I'm sorry, Fred. You're no longer the toast of the town. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7148 Presidential candidate Mr. Sliced Bread may have a bloated sense of importance, but his benchmark of American Greatness has won the crowd over. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
7149 Sorry, but the committee feels that your ideas are like stale bread. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
7150 You have been invited by the groom to make a toast at tonight's reception 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
7151 Your uniform and qualifications are fine, but you'll have to take vacation during Passover." 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
7152 As a gluten-free establishment we are simply unable to serve you, sir. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
7153 Sorry,we don’t have your reservation. You’re toast. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
7154 I’m sorry, Mr. Brioche. Mrs. Brioche used that reservation already for dinner with Mr. Pumpernickel. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
7155 People have been asking for you. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
7156 Well, I beg to differ. This evening is a ROAST of the Secretary of Energy. Not a TOAST to the Secretary. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
7157 I'm sorry, sir, without a jacket your reservation is toast. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
7158 Bread? Alone? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
7159 The chair recognizes the gentleman from Wonder Bread. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
7160 I assume you're the best man? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
7161 The Toastmasters? They’re expecting you. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
7162 Sorry, our policy is BYO wine only. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7163 I'm afraid your butter half won't be joining you. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
7164 I can't seat you until the rest of the sandwich party is here. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
7165 I'm afraid we're gluten intolerant 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
7166 We already have a bread guy. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
7167 Sorry, we only serve gluten free here 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7168 Would an available seat in our "gluten-free" section be acceptable, sir? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
7169 The guests want you to serve them bread with their meals, not meatloaf. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
7170 Are you the milquetoast that's pandering for a reservation? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
7171 I am sorry sir, but the dress code requires a whole grain jacket. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
7172 As I told Mr. Peanut Butter, tonight we are jammed 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7173 It's the theatre crowd, so walk sideways. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
7174 So sorry Sir, our restaurant is serving only gluten free food... 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
7175 Yes, sir. You are, indeed, wearing the tie required in our establishment, but it appears you are not wearing the pants. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
7176 Sorry, we don't serve bread no matter how you slice it. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
7177 Sorry, we're too full from the table-bread. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
7178 I'm sorry, but we can't seat you until the rest of the loaf shows up 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
7179 Your buddies are inside, loafing around. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
7180 Our thanks to sliced bread. Now on to the greatest thing. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
7181 I’m sorry, but typically “I’d like to make a toast” is not considered harassment. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
7182 Sorry, only artisanal loaves are allowed here. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
7183 Sorry but TGTSSB doesn’t mean anything to me. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
7184 Sorry, We only admit the upper crust 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
7185 I'd like a table near the Toastmaster 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7186 I'm sorry, but Ms. Butter left with Mr. Rye. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7187 Sorry, we're trying to maintain a certain toast-to-avocado ratio. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
7188 Sorry, this seminar is strictly gluten-free. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
7189 It was an awkward moment. They never expected to see each other again after last night. Ordinarily there would be no embarrassment; however, they had done some stuff. Butt stuff. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
7190 There must have been a mistake, sir, this is a toast party! 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
7191 For the last time, that’s not what that means. Not only must all diners pay, I am going to insist you leave immediately. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
7192 Come this way. Your basket is ready. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
7193 I've had it. Go dispute your grade with the USDA. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
7194 I'm very sorry sir. While our clientele is considered to be well-bred, you sir are just, well, bread 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
7195 Tall, blonde, and rectangular? You just missed her. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
7196 I have one table but it's near the kitchen. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
7197 The other slice is coming. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
7198 Ladies and Gentlemen, your toastmaster for this evening, Mister Cutting Slice. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
7199 Will that be table for one slice or four? 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
7200 I swear it's not because you're wheat, you're just not on the guest list... 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
7201 Are you trying to butter me up? 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
7202 I'm sorry sir, but we can't seat you until your full loaf is here. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
7203 I'm sorry,Sir,we've gone Keto." 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7204 I’m sorry. No outside food allowed. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
7205 You really don't have a butter suit than that? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
7206 I'm sorry to report, this evening's toast master is slightly stale. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
7207 I'm afraid the rest of your sandwich must be present before I can take you to a table. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7208 Maybe I could sandwich you in. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
7209 Will syrup be joining you, sir? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
7210 Jewish or Russian? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7211 Maitre D: “Let’s get this bread!” Slice: “I’m toast......” 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7212 I'm sorry I haven't seen a Peanut Butter or a Jelly arrive yet this evening, Sir. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
7213 You’re rye humor can’t change the fact that the pumpernickel’s were ahead of you. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
7214 You’ll be dining open-face tonight? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
7215 Your argument was full of holes and just didn’t cut the mustard. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7216 I filled in because I understood you were loafing around. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
7217 I'm sorry, sir, but you've arrived too late. Everyone's already eaten! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
7218 I’m afraid our customers are also required to wear a jacket. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
7219 Didn’t they tell you to wear a crisp white suit? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
7220 I told you to come back wearing a tie and a jacket. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
7221 And here to present the award for this year’s recipient of Greatest Thing Since Sliced Bread...” 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
7222 Sorry for the delay, sir. Can I offer you some complimentary bread while you wait? 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
7223 Just stay out. It's a butter bath in there... 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
7224 I’m sorry. Our waiters have all gone gluten free. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
7225 yes some jelly did just arrive 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
7226 Sorry,we don't serve Rye in this bar. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
7227 It's gluten-free Friday. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
7228 We don't seem to have your reservation, sir. Could it be under a different food group? 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
7229 Sir, we are sorry to inform you that your better half requested to dine alone this evening. She would prefer to be in an open-faced relationship. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
7230 I'm afraid you're a bit too soft for the job 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
7231 If I let you in to that crowd, you'll be toast. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
7232 We can't seat you until the ham and cheese arrive. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
7233 You will never make it in this field. You're toast. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
7234 Er, having red hair doesn't qualify you as a gingerbread man 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
7235 Unfortunately, your clip-on does not meet our dress code. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
7236 I’m late because I was nearly in a jam. Is my twin here yet? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
7237 What happened to the flour on your lapel? 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
7238 We don't serve Avocado Toast here. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
7239 I'm sorry sir, crust is required. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
7240 Do you offer gluten free me?" 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7241 I'm sorry, sir, the dress code is "Blackened Tie." 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
7242 I know you have a reservation,but we have a strict no carb policy. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7243 I'm afraid you misunderstood what the Toastmasters dinner was about. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
7244 But you said lots of butter." 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
7245 How would you like to be toasted? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
7246 That will be a table for one for Mr. Milquetoast 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
7247 Are you alone? 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
7248 I'm sorry to hear about your missing wife. And yes, all of our meats are breaded, even the aardvark medallions. Burp! I'm the maitre d'! 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
7249 The Continental Breakfast is right through here sir. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
7250 Sorry , they’ve already done the toast. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7251 I'm sorry, we're jam-packed and can't seat you until your other half arrives. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
7252 She said, "you're the best thing since sliced bread," and then left with him. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
7253 I still think you're the best thing. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
7254 They are saying a toast, not serving toast! 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
7255 Would you prefer a table or a basket? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
7256 That Wonder Bread line is pretty stale. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
7257 There’s no such thing as a sommelier for bread. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
7258 We’re full, but we could fit you on the menu. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
7259 I don't care what you're proposing. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
7260 When table 8 said "Let's have a big toast", I don't think this is not what they meant, sir. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
7261 Sorry, we filled up on bread. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7262 I moved you off of table six; they’re gluten free. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
7263 Before I seat you I should offer a trigger warning. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
7264 No, not even square pants would help. You’re toast. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
7265 I'm sorry sir, but the rest of your party is toast. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
7266 I’m sorry. There are no baskets available. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
7267 Listen, I've got four baguettes who are getting stale, a big raisin bread party, and a sourdough who is about to lose it, all ahead of you. Without a reservation, the best I can do is seat you at the counter for a sandwich. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
7268 Sir, we had to cut you off because you're getting too toasty. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
7269 Give me a break I'm really toasted. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
7270 Toastmasters club? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
7271 You're a right-wing plumber. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
7272 I'm sorry sir, but the invitation said "Roast." 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
7273 I'm sorry, you're not on the ingest list. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
7274 You'll be served when the rest of your party arrives. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
7275 Does anyone else see burnt toast? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
7276 But who's gonna give the toast? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
7277 You've grown stale. Will you accept a crouton position? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
7278 Do you serve Gluten free? 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
7279 Please don't seat me near the kitchen. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
7280 This isn't one of those breakfast served all day places, is it? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
7281 If you’d prefer company, the cheese stands alone. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
7282 Sir, that's very nice that your brother is featured in tonight's special, but I can't let you in unless you put on some pants. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
7283 There have been many “best things” since you Sir and I’m afraid you can’t get in without a reservation. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
7284 I’m sorry, we are only hiring gluten-free. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
7285 Yes, I have reservations for, and about, carbs. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7286 I am not trying to butter you up: Yes, the tie’s a nice touch, but I can’t seat you without shoes. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
7287 You're toast if your material is dry. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
7288 The role of Mr. Wonderbread has already been filled, but you can still audition for Mr. It's-Just-OK-bread. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
7289 I don't think she was raised right; she was half-baked when she left here. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
7290 Table for one slice please Frank Buckley Andover, MA 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
7291 I'm sorry sir, but to be seated you must be buttered. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
7292 Please! If you cancel my dinner date reservation, I will be toast! 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
7293 She said she's giving up carbs. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
7294 Dawg. You bread. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
7295 Will you be toasting alone? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7296 Sorry, the younger manager enacted a strict no-crust policy. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
7297 I'm sorry sir. It's strictly 'white bread' tonight! 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
7298 Nice brioche! 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
7299 “Monsieur, we only serve baguettes and croissants.” 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
7300 I see your point, but the Toastmasters event is by invitation only. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
7301 I learned to hide my fear of public speaking at Toastmasters. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
7302 Sorry this is a roast. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
7303 Sorry, but they already toasted 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
7304 Sorry, you can't just pop up here with out a reservation! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7305 I’m sorry sir but I haven’t seen your wife. Perhaps you would like to wait in the back... 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
7306 Oh, I wasn’t expecting you. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7307 Sorry, sir. I thought she was asking for your hand in marriage too. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
7308 Yes, I understand you're supposed to give the big toast. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
7309 We've instituted a strict no carbohydrates policy. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7310 I am sorry Mr. Sandwich, but I can't seat you until everyone in your pary is here. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
7311 I'm sorry, you're no longer the toast of the town. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
7312 Im sorry sir, we don’t serve sandwiches here. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7313 Sorry, only green dough talks. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
7314 We’ll text you as soon as your companion pops up. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
7315 No, you cannot leave before the coffee break. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
7316 If you don’t obey the rules, you will be toast. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7317 Toast party of one? Toast party of one? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
7318 I'm sorry sir. A single slice is not the greatest thing if you want to get a table. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
7319 I'm sorry sir but we can't seat you until the whole loaf arrives. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
7320 You're too late for the Toast. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
7321 If we can't turn these tables faster, we are toast! 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
7322 Sorry is a roast tonight not a toast ! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7323 Your date's been delayed as she had heaps of mold to scrape off. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
7324 You’ll need a reversation. See the good witch of the yeast. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
7325 I'm sorry, sir - this is a white bread only restaurant. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
7326 I'm sorry if the ad was misleading but this is really the type of job for a human. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
7327 Dave's not here. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7328 If you join another patron, I think we can sandwich you in. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
7329 Good evening, toast right through to the kitchen, sir. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
7330 You're putting your all into this toast aren't you? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
7331 2 hour wait for brunch? I'll come back next time as dinner. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
7332 I’m sort, best supporting role was sliced from the telecast. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
7333 We're really jammed right now but I can sandwich you in at the bar. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
7334 Eh, sorry, buddy. The toast is over and the M.C's wrapin' up. Maybe next time... 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
7335 Sorry, Toastmasters is next week. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
7336 I'm sorry, sir, but you missed the toast. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
7337 Sorry, you’re not the toast of the town here. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
7338 Sorry we were told not to fill up on bread 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7339 But monsieur, we only serve baguettes. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
7340 I'm sorry, we've had several complaints about your crumbs. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
7341 I'm sorry, but we have no reservation under "Croque", monsieur. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
7342 Your party left. They already had the toast. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
7343 The ghost of carbohydrates past! 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
7344 If the boss finds out you're late for your shift, you're toast. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7345 If you are unable to pay your check, you are toast." 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
7346 They wanted to spread butter on me. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
7347 You look familiar! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
7348 I'm sorry. but our proper dress policy prohibits loafers. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
7349 So you want to make a toast, do you? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
7350 No shoes, no shirt, loafing...no service. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
7351 I'm afraid we don't serve gluten. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
7352 We’ll be happy to serve you. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
7353 I'm sorry, but your party was well toasted and asked to leave. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
7354 In conclusion, I introduce proof that I am indeed a toast master. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
7355 I'm afraid that we're jammed today. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7356 White, wheat, multigrain, doesn't matter. Everyone is welcome at Dr. King's table. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
7357 The gala tonight is a celebrity roast, not toast. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
7358 Why the clip-on? 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
7359 I can seat you when your entire loaf arrives. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
7360 The next Gluten table isn't available for one year. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
7361 I’m sorry sir, but I’m not seeing a 7pm reservation for Dry White Toast. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
7362 Long story short: the job need to go to a pumpernickel. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
7363 I understand that you've been waiting under a hot lamp, Mr. Reuben, but we can't plate you until the rest of your party arrives. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
7364 We just served the rest of your party. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
7365 Gluten or gluten free seating? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
7366 It's a real toast-fest in there. I can't let you in without an avacado. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
7367 I'll put your name down. How is it spelt? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
7368 I am so sorry, sir, the rest of your party was just eaten by Table 14. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
7369 No, sorry, Jelly has not arrived yet. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
7370 We're sorry, the Silvercup party reservation expired ages ago. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
7371 There is no point in trying to butter me up sir! 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
7372 Sorry sir, but we only have seats left in the unleavened section. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
7373 You know nothing, Jon Snow. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
7374 Bad news. There's a new greatest thing since....well, you. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7375 I'm sorry sir, but there's no breadline at this restaurant. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
7376 I sorry, but we don’t have your preferred slot available this evening. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
7377 “I’m sorry, sir, but we’re a gluten-free restaurant”. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
7378 I'm sorry but you aren't what we had in mind when we advertised our low-carb offerings. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
7379 But gluten Sir, it is part of my personality 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7380 I'm sorry Sir, but your date is now toast 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
7381 I'm sorry sir, but the buttering up hour has ended. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
7382 Melba, party of one? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
7383 I'm sorry but we're in a bit of a jam. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
7384 I realize you are 'THE BEST THING SINCE' but I'm still booked solid! 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
7385 I think I've seen you on the television, Mr Squarepants 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
7386 I'm sorry Brad but Jam just called and said she can't make it. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
7387 The tanning salon is next door. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7388 We’d hate to fill up on bread before dinner starts 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
7389 Sorry, open-face attire is not acceptable. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
7390 Sorry, this is a no-carb, non-impersonating establishment. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
7391 Mr. and Mrs. Peanut Butter and Jelly, table #3. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
7392 Monsieur, you are really not French toast material. You're more like a crouton. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
7393 I'm sorry, but we can't seat you. You're already toasted. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
7394 Finally - a toastmaster who looks like a toastmaster.... 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
7395 I'm sorry, we've gone gluten free, sir. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
7396 Sorry, but you can't be a sandwich until your whole party is here 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
7397 I don't have a reservation for Toastmasters. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
7398 Terribly sorry for the typo, sir. The restaurant is actually looking for a seasoned “HOST.” 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
7399 You missed breakfast 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
7400 Unfortunately, all our dishes are gluten-free. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
7401 The only thing available is gluten free. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
7402 I'm sorry, but I don't have a loaner sport coat to fit you. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
7403 Yes, monsieur, I understand you’re pain, but you are simply not on the list. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
7404 I'm sorry sir, but I cannot seat you until the rest of your loaf arrives. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
7405 Toast or non-toast? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7406 I'm sorry, we don't serve bread here, we are a gluten free establishment. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
7407 I'm sorry, Sir, but the toast of the town already is seated. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
7408 I just feel like the other guests will just be a little unsettled if they order bread for the table. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
7409 My colleague here thinks I’m toast. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
7410 No, Toastmasters was yesterday. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
7411 You still need shoes. Loafers okay? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7412 A pad of butter is not going to get you a table. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7413 We need someone to work our Terrace of Seagulls. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
7414 Sir, I'm afraid you are not up to the dress code... 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
7415 We at the Sandwich Board of America had hoped to have a sandwich speak to you all this evening. But, as you can see, we could only afford half of the speaker’s fee so... esteemed members: I give you a slice of bread. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
7416 You are bread, not toast!" 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
7417 Aww look, this one has a widdle face and bow tie! 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
7418 “The greatest thing since you is a reservation.” 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
7419 It's a bit noisy. There's a jam session going on in the club upstairs." 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
7420 The wait is an hour or I can seat you now with a party of heels. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
7421 I'm afraid egg on your face is a requirement. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
7422 Sorry, stag toasts without buns are not entertained on Fridays and Saturdays. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
7423 I can butter you up all you want but you still have a 45 minute wait." 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7424 I am sorry, but tonight is the first night of Passover. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
7425 Ah, you came for a job? I'm sorry, but we had to make cuts last year 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
7426 When you’re serving today, stay clear of the Keto dieter. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
7427 I am sorry sir. All heels require jackets. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
7428 Sorry, it doesn't matter if your partner is actually spread all over your face and into your pores, right now I just see a party of one. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7429 I'd like to say our honoree is the best thing since sliced bread, but, well, y'know. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
7430 Toastmasters does not make toast. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
7431 I'm sorry, but our dress code insists you need a sport coat to be eaten here 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
7432 If you stay two nights,the third is free. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
7433 We can seat you next to the toaster or the butter. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
7434 Sorry, not on the grocery list 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7435 So very sorry, Mr. Rye - but the Toastmasters event was last night. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
7436 I'm sorry sir, but the law requires that toast wear pants. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
7437 I'm sorry, but your pad of butter left with a lobster tail. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
7438 Yes sir the bow-tie is nice, but did you not see not see the sign? 'No shoes, no shirt, no service.' 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
7439 I'm sorry Sir, but you understand this is an artisan occasion? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
7440 Nice disguise, Mr Gervais. But you're still not toasting this awards ceremony!" 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
7441 I’m sorry, sir, this is a gluten free function. Also, gentlemen are required to wear jackets. And pants. And shoes. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
7442 No, sir. It's not because you are white... 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
7443 The rest of your party is on table 4... 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
7444 if you don't get your grade up, you' ll be toast 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
7445 Only the cheese stands alone " 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
7446 Please join me in toasting our next honored guest. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
7447 Désolé monsieur, I do not speak French. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
7448 The chef's table I presume? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
7449 It’s a private club. You and your friends will have to loaf somewhere else 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
7450 Mr Toast couldn't contain his embarrassment as he realised his mouth looked EXACTLY like the Doorman's bow tie. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7451 Shall we seat you or shall we wait for Ms. Butter? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
7452 But that doesn't make you a member of the upper crust. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
7453 I think I left my coat. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
7454 Pastrami has not yet arrived. Please wait at the bar. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
7455 Yes, it's black tie only. And you look crisp. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
7456 Well aren't you the best thing ever! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
7457 No, it's casual—and like Mr. Salad, you're overdressed. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
7458 We do have a toaster for two available. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
7459 You must be looking for the Toastmasters. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
7460 I don't know what to tell you... People don't like tipping large pieces of bread. They find you a little off putting, and to be honest with you, your "dandruff" situation is getting out of hand. There are crumbs all over the table and the guests. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
7461 Sorry. We don't serve sourdough. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
7462 Just promise you won’t get too toasted at the open bar. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
7463 I’m sorry sir, this establishment requires a jacket. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
7464 I’m sorry sir but without avacado I simply can’t let you it. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
7465 I'm sorry, sir. No pants, no service. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
7466 I'm sorry Frank, I just sat you a table of 8...they're ducks...and they are hungry... 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
7467 The bow tie is all well and good, sir, but...you're not wearing any pants. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
7468 You’re here to give a toast? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
7469 Sorry, sir, but we're not a white bread restaurant anymore. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
7470 I’m sorry but your group is already in the main course. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7471 Do you want a booth or a shot of Mayo? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
7472 Sorry, we do have a dress code; lose the bow tie. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
7473 If my wife finds out I didn't get a reservation, I'm toast. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
7474 I am sorry but you have too squared face to join the diet party. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7475 The rest of your loaf hasn't arrived yet. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
7476 I’m sorry, but we’ve found something better. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7477 Shirt and shoes, too, please, sir. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
7478 Good evening Mr. Bread. Will Mrs. Butter be joining you? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
7479 skip the all I can eat bread basket 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
7480 No matter how you slice it, you don't have a reservation. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
7481 Bread alone? Tell us when the rest of your loaf arrives. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7482 "Your toaster for one isn't ready would you like a seat at the bun warmer?" 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
7483 I’m sorry, but we’ve found someone greater. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
7484 I'm not sure what we'll do if we run out of bread 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
7485 Do you have any gluten free options 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
7486 I'm sorry sir, this is a restaurant. Of course we do serve food - but only to eat. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
7487 You'll need a preservation. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7488 She said that you're not the greatest thing 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
7489 Sorry tables require a 2 slice minimum. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
7490 I would like to introduce this year’s Bread winner. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
7491 And the prize for The Toast of the Town goes to ... 1.0000 0.18257 6 5 0 0
7492 Too light, had enough, won’t wait...dating for me is a nightmare! 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
7493 Regrettably, no one on my list is spelt “bread.” 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7494 I'm sorry,but we only serve bagels. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7495 You'll be served at the head table. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7496 They can dress you up, but you still have no taste. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
7497 No jacket potato, no service. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
7498 Just give me the next open slot. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
7499 I told my wife to make me a sandwitch! 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
7500 Sorry, I don't have a reservation for Bread Pitt 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
7501 Milk, eggs, toilet paper... I'm afraid you're not on the list. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
7502 We're in a bit of a jam. A whole loaf just arrived and we don't have a single slot available right now. We do have a nice spread in the bar. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
7503 Happy to serve you, sir. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7504 No crust, no shoes, no service. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
7505 I apologize sir, but we are a gluten free free establishment. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
7506 If you can't find our reservation, I'm toast. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
7507 I'm afraid you've dressed your "best before not-a-date". 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7508 Mr. Wonder, I don’t care if you do help build strong bodies 12 ways. There is still a two-hour wait for a table. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
7509 Your name is Toast? I''m sorry. I really don't see how _anyone_ can help you. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
7510 I'm afraid we can't seat you until your entire loaf is present. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
7511 You didn't win your career is toast. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
7512 Sorry, I gave your table to The Mobile Phone. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
7513 I must be on the list. I’m the toastmaster for tonight’s benefit. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
7514 It's hard to believe. I mean you're a slice of bread wearing a bowtie...very odd. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7515 I'm sorry, sir. We only serve low-carb foods here. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
7516 I'm sorry, she called to say she fell butter-side down and won't be able to join you. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
7517 Bowties, gluten, aging white professors. It's a new world and we're not needed. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
7518 I’m sorry, but you just don’t have enough dough to be here. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
7519 I’m sorry sir, but there’s already been a toast this evening. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
7520 Customers are going to try to butter you up, but remember, by invitation only. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
7521 We have more complaints about your sobbing when someone eats a breadstick. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
7522 Bread: What's the special for today? Host: Ham on you. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7523 The event is black tie. I'm afraid that black mold won't do, no matter how oddly shaped it is. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7524 I'm sorry, but you're pre-sliced and not even whole grain. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
7525 Lunch or dinner? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7526 You'll be sitting with Butter or Margarine. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
7527 I'm terribly sorry Sir, but you cannot be seated unless your entire party's a rye. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
7528 You’re welcome to wait in the bar till the rest of your basket arrives. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
7529 You should be glad there's a new best thing since you. Trust me on this, you do not want to be the special one. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
7530 I'm sorry, the reservation is for 2, I can't seat you until Mr. Butter arrives. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
7531 Sorry....we're as gender neutral as white bread. Sorry, that remark was color-specific.... 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
7532 We're letting you go. You're a crumb-y waiter. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7533 Whoa! You're taking this role of toastmaster quite literally. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
7534 This year I’d like to give a toast...to... 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
7535 I am sorry, I cannot find “Gluten” on the guests list. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
7536 You're free? But how? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
7537 I’m sorry. We’re not hiring anything with gluten. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
7538 Our only open table is in front of the fireplace. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
7539 Sorry, Boss. I'll make sure your friends are seated. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
7540 I'm sorry, your invitation was stollen. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
7541 Where did you pop up from? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
7542 Gentlemen, I give you a toast.. 0.8750 0.18298 8 8 0 0
7543 I'm sorry! They didn't mean you when they asked for a toast! 0.8571 0.21028 7 7 0 0