Contest #693


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693

The winning captions

These captions are chosen by The New Yorker.

  1. “Let’s just give him the damn cheese.”
  2. “Yes, that's cool. But it's not statistically significant.”
  3. “Exhibits inability to understand maze exercise.”


Name Value
Submission deadline 2020-01-12T23:34:00.000Z
Voting started -
Voting ended 2020-01-26T23:35:00.000Z
Finalists announced 2020-01-20T23:35:00.000Z
Magazine(s) announcing finalists issued January 27, 2020
Number of captions 3660
Number of responses 912523
Number of participants -


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In this table, the "mean" means the empirically measured average funniness score when the "unfunny", "somewhat funny" and "funny" receive a funniness score of 1, 2, 3 respectively. "Precison" is the standard error of the mean, the standard deviation of the mean estimate. With that, a caption with an empirical mean μ and precision σ has true mean in the range [μ - 2σ, μ + 2σ] with 95% probability by the 68-95-99.7 rule assuming the responses are indepedent and identically distributed.

Rank Caption Mean Precision Total votes "Unfunny" votes "Somewhat funny" votes "Funny" votes
0 Should I check, “exceeded expectations?” 2.1249 0.00636 13163 2787 5945 4431
1 Let’s just give him the damn cheese. 2.0460 0.00712 11553 3128 4769 3656
2 Hmmmmm, we didn’t count on his thinking above the box. 2.0380 0.00728 11359 3209 4509 3641
3 'What's more impressive is he's already filed the patent.' 2.0332 0.00751 10879 3163 4192 3524
4 Oddly, this one got the placebo. 2.0252 0.00741 11299 3395 4235 3669
5 He doesn't just find the cheese, he offers same-day delivery. 1.9893 0.00773 10541 3376 3902 3263
6 He also submitted a resume for your job. 1.9662 0.00875 8551 2949 2945 2657
7 It appears that his 'fight or flight' response has evolved. 1.9645 0.00789 9952 3263 3779 2910
8 Maybe we should start with a smaller dose. 1.9644 0.00853 8035 2497 3327 2211
9 I hurt his feelings last week when I told him this wasn't rocket science. 1.9504 0.00836 8957 3033 3335 2589
10 We're going to need another grant 1.9453 0.00830 8896 2981 3421 2494
11 Rat maze navigation trial 14: Animal failed to follow simple instructions. 1.9312 0.00939 7562 2798 2486 2278
12 Do you suppose they’ve been toying with us all these years? 1.9183 0.00859 8141 2803 3200 2138
13 I'll bet HE could build a better mousetrap. 1.9000 0.00877 8131 3052 2865 2214
14 He calls it a "Rat Pack" 1.8963 0.01099 5255 1968 1864 1423
15 She’s smart. Looks like we’ll need the glass ceiling. 1.8824 0.00983 6881 2737 2216 1928
16 Yes, that's cool. But it's not statistically significant. 1.8744 0.00937 7006 2649 2588 1769
17 He flies and poops everywhere. Essentially, we've created a pigeon. 1.8719 0.00977 7059 2889 2185 1985
18 He also left us a tiny note with suggested revisions to our experimental design. 1.8575 0.00882 7608 2870 2952 1786
19 Now he's just showing off. He doesn't even like Swiss. 1.8520 0.00932 6772 2569 2638 1565
20 No, I said I'd marry you when pigs fly. 1.8468 0.00985 6702 2773 2183 1746
21 I'm going with 'Above Average'. 1.8397 0.00890 6657 2372 2980 1305
22 It appears that someone has been using old copies of Popular Mechanics to line the cages. 1.8354 0.00989 6076 2389 2298 1389
23 Should we call the Pentagon or Disney? 1.8329 0.01097 5028 2018 1835 1175
24 ...I think we should probably go check on the dolphins. 1.8083 0.01097 5050 2110 1798 1142
25 Meanwhile the guy with the MAGA hat in the human-size maze is still bumping into the first wall. 1.8043 0.01271 4420 2094 1097 1229
26 Actually, the really smart ones just stay in their cages and use drones to get the cheese. 1.8028 0.01035 5496 2267 2046 1183
27 It's just a pilot study. 1.7975 0.01132 4721 2003 1671 1047
28 The "Failed to navigate the maze" checkbox doesn't seem adequate. 1.7768 0.01126 4453 1865 1717 871
29 ...I’m more impressed that he thought to make a helmet 1.7738 0.01170 4098 1717 1591 790
30 Is this the batch we got from MIT? 1.7725 0.01013 5590 2383 2096 1111
31 He got his own funding. 1.7705 0.01361 3159 1369 1146 644
32 We call him Elon Mousk. 1.7640 0.01146 4822 2231 1498 1093
33 What's really impressive, his degree is Art History. 1.7619 0.01048 5615 2600 1769 1246
34 Unfortunately, the drug is supposed to treat erectile disfunction. 1.7547 0.01413 3273 1569 938 766
35 Well, he's certainly thinking outside the box. 1.7479 0.00988 5701 2487 2164 1050
36 He had helicopter parents. 1.7289 0.01300 3585 1704 1149 732
37 I'm not worried. The cats are developing ground to air missiles. 1.7234 0.01152 4509 2145 1466 898
38 Interesting, we didn't see these results with Kraft Singles. 1.7131 0.01135 4489 2127 1523 839
39 That explains his expense report. 1.7108 0.01428 2763 1293 976 494
40 if he won't run the maze, how will we judge his intelligence? 1.7050 0.01502 2685 1326 825 534
41 That, and he filed a flight plan. 1.6990 0.01305 3342 1605 1138 599
42 Interesting. Most in the control group simply hailed an Uber. 1.6979 0.01123 4512 2170 1535 807
43 I've already got tenure. You write this up. 1.6914 0.01577 2278 1105 771 402
44 This may skew our findings. 1.6894 0.01322 2994 1393 1138 463
45 Did he just say “fuck your cheese, I’m out”? 1.6695 0.01338 3519 1881 920 718
46 Ok, not bad, but let’s see if he can stick the landing. 1.6530 0.01223 3403 1661 1262 480
47 That's amazing. Let's dissect him. 1.6509 0.01538 2664 1466 662 536
48 I think the engineering department is screwing with us again. 1.6433 0.01161 3645 1855 1266 524
49 Apparently you can win the rat race. 1.6423 0.01382 2919 1522 919 478
50 Even stranger is that he got the placebo. 1.6403 0.01408 2563 1278 929 356
51 Okay, we have to remove their Internet access. 1.6390 0.01200 3438 1743 1212 483
52 Once we switched to the smoked Gouda, they really started getting creative. 1.6357 0.01376 2723 1378 959 386
53 If he gets the Nobel, he has to share it with us, right? 1.6350 0.01336 3022 1567 991 464
54 How can we determine his intelligence if he keeps cheating on the test? 1.6301 0.01714 1852 973 591 288
55 Well, there goes our bell curve. 1.6218 0.01557 2160 1128 721 311
56 I don't think 'Meets Expectations' quite covers it. 1.6136 0.01718 1690 874 595 221
57 I think we'll call this one a 'statistical outlier.' 1.6064 0.01626 1852 961 659 232
58 Well, that's going to skew the results. 1.6053 0.01337 2805 1475 962 368
59 Always the short cut with this one. 1.6010 0.01638 1887 1004 632 251
60 By all accounts he excels at reaching the cheese but continually fails to pair the suitable wine. 1.5893 0.01548 2196 1254 606 336
61 I upped the dose a bit. 1.5803 0.01647 1744 932 612 200
62 The jet pack's one thing, but does he have to sing, 'Here I come to save the day!' every time? 1.5762 0.01727 1857 1074 496 287
63 Call it cheating if you like, but I say he hit it out of the park. 1.5758 0.01358 2730 1512 864 354
64 I'll have what he had. 1.5755 0.01739 1748 990 510 248
65 This is going to make the Russian mouse furious. 1.5692 0.01446 2400 1342 750 308
66 Well, technically he failed the test. 1.5687 0.01706 1609 923 477 209
67 Remember how I told you it would be obvious when it is time to retire? 1.5677 0.01822 1529 861 468 200
68 Think we can get away with just listing this under "possible side effects?" 1.5654 0.01763 1514 843 492 179
69 I am pretty sure he just said “OK Boomer”. 1.5619 0.01916 1447 840 401 206
70 Don't know about you, but the genetically modified mice scare me. 1.5616 0.01383 2596 1463 808 325
71 The peer review is gonna be brutal. 1.5570 0.01988 1273 727 383 163
72 What was our hypothesis again? 1.5568 0.01758 1611 916 493 202
73 Forget the scientific journal, we’ve got to get this on Instagram. 1.5560 0.02125 1126 647 332 147
74 Let’s rate this one as a high achiever with good altitude.” 1.5539 0.01876 1446 834 423 189
75 I'm afraid he wants to be mentioned as co-author. 1.5439 0.01747 1605 926 485 194
76 Tell those clods over in feline we're ready. 1.5430 0.02115 1127 659 324 144
77 He's a flight risk. 1.5383 0.01977 1278 750 368 160
78 Doesn't follow the rules. Possible signs of ADHD" 1.5355 0.01799 1505 878 448 179
79 These little guys will be delivering packages for Amazon in no time! 1.5304 0.01871 1382 811 409 162
80 Think of all the paperwork. I say we kill him right now, replace him with another mouse and never say a word about this. 1.5297 0.02078 1212 736 310 166
81 Put him down as a cheese wiz 1.5224 0.02258 1028 632 255 141
82 I guess it IS rocket science 1.5205 0.01896 1387 840 373 174
83 I knew something was up when he had us count down from ten. 1.5180 0.01906 1330 796 379 155
84 This new generation of mice doesn't understand hard work. 1.5168 0.01841 1428 857 404 167
85 Looks like, while the cat's away, the mice will study advanced engineering. 1.5119 0.01836 1428 862 401 165
86 He heard they put Gruyere in the maze next door. 1.5112 0.01640 1790 1082 501 207
87 He's a rat and a cheat. 1.5110 0.01934 1313 800 355 158
88 Don't feel discouraged if the mouse gets a PhD before you do 1.5086 0.01702 1687 1030 456 201
89 Part drone. Part rat. It's a drat. 1.5078 0.02274 957 588 252 117
90 Well, man had a good run. 1.5078 0.01829 1418 857 402 159
91 Exhibits inability to understand maze exercise 1.5072 0.01914 1254 749 374 131
92 Yet he still poops on the floor. 1.5071 0.01776 1485 894 429 162
93 Just mark it down as, "Did not reach the cheese." 1.5064 0.01741 1485 909 411 165
94 Don't let the pigs see this 1.5062 0.02037 1130 694 305 131
95 He left a note saying he rejects our premise. 1.5053 0.02128 1029 620 298 111
96 Last week I took its drone away, and now this. 1.5050 0.01895 1301 785 375 141
97 Close the window. 1.5014 0.02132 1075 664 283 128
98 I don’t think this is one of ours. This looks like a Musk rat. 1.5013 0.02096 1167 735 279 153
99 I think I know who made those charges on our credit card. 1.5009 0.02060 1088 658 315 115
100 Motor skills appear above average. 1.4966 0.02141 1015 620 286 109
101 How many genes did you say we altered? 1.4949 0.02032 1081 652 323 106
102 He’s overthinking it. 1.4945 0.02020 1187 744 301 142
103 Don't get me wrong, this is incredible, but I think we lost track of the whole curing cancer thing somewhere along the way. 1.4938 0.01930 1217 772 302 143
104 I think he got a bigger grant than we did. 1.4933 0.01925 1273 786 346 141
105 It would seem that the CBD with Red Bull has far exceeded our expectations. 1.4919 0.01853 1362 840 374 148
106 Of course he scores a zero. He failed to navigate the maze. 1.4911 0.01872 1346 834 363 149
107 I suspect this will skew our previous results. 1.4882 0.01800 1274 783 371 120
108 Let's see if he can pick stocks. 1.4881 0.02004 1133 696 321 116
109 Red Bull is definitely more effective than coffee. 1.4843 0.02019 1148 717 306 125
110 Is it a bad time to mention that I forgot to label the mice? 1.4808 0.02007 1148 718 308 122
111 It was the only way we could get funding from Amazon. 1.4763 0.02541 695 433 193 69
112 He must have been in that bunch of mice we got from MIT. 1.4748 0.02052 1070 682 273 115
113 I'm starting to think he doesn't even care about the cheese. 1.4740 0.02047 1021 628 302 91
114 This totally ruins our thesis, you know. 1.4663 0.02215 950 610 237 103
115 I’ll go and check on the pigs. 1.4628 0.02252 914 589 227 98
116 This confirms our theory .... He’s getting way more funding than we are”! 1.4598 0.02209 920 589 239 92
117 He'll hit the roof when he finds out it's vegan cheese. 1.4590 0.02249 891 572 229 90
118 Now I'm curious to see what he'd do for a Klondike Bar. 1.4583 0.02260 888 572 225 91
119 Elon, when do you want us to change you back? 1.4560 0.02345 853 583 161 109
120 Some mice look at things the way they are and ask why. 1.4553 0.02602 683 445 165 73
121 Yes, but that wasn't the assignment. 1.4540 0.02364 826 539 199 88
122 I just hope God isn't a mouse. 1.4535 0.02442 849 591 138 120
123 He's no longer interested in the cheese. He's headed for the buffet. 1.4520 0.02316 812 521 215 76
124 I told you not to leave the Science Channel on all night.” 1.4505 0.02321 819 529 211 79
125 Do you want to tell him the moon isn't made of cheese? 1.4486 0.03544 370 244 86 40
126 We should never have accepted that grant from Amazon. 1.4479 0.02403 777 507 192 78
127 You should read his report on our observation techniques. 1.4459 0.02291 776 522 174 80
128 It’s ok, he has a helmet. 1.4458 0.02455 720 466 187 67
129 He's learned how to cheat. They're just like us now. 1.4450 0.02452 737 481 184 72
130 You do realize he is cheating? 1.4449 0.02420 744 483 191 70
131 I warned you about letting them watch Ratatouille 1.4434 0.02389 751 486 197 68
132 He spent his first month at Tesla’s research lab. 1.4423 0.02403 728 469 196 63
133 Lazy....but brilliant. 1.4423 0.02472 719 470 180 69
134 And Professor Fletcher can't find his way back to his office after he goes to the bathroom. 1.4408 0.02478 710 464 179 67
135 Did it just say 'o.k., boomer'? 1.4405 0.02472 731 482 176 73
136 I shouldn’t have asked the engineers to take over for me when I was sick. 1.4404 0.02430 713 461 190 62
137 I guess we should cancel the wheel trial. 1.4375 0.02413 688 440 195 53
138 Well this definitely proves it……Mice are definitely smarter then The Kardashians. 1.4371 0.02594 707 479 147 81
139 This explains why the espresso machine in the break room was torn apart. 1.4365 0.02464 685 444 183 58
140 That gives new meaning to the term, rat pack. 1.4359 0.02505 679 444 174 61
141 We've invented the pigeon 1.4354 0.02488 689 451 176 62
142 Except for the implications for the future of human beings, it's great. 1.4346 0.02905 520 344 126 50
143 I know he looks smart, but you should see what he posts on Twitter. 1.4319 0.02596 639 422 158 59
144 He's a Musk rat. 1.4314 0.02604 649 432 154 63
145 We should probably stop sampling the hallucinogens. 1.4313 0.02604 633 418 157 58
146 He's named it his Rat Pack. 1.4310 0.02652 645 434 144 67
147 To be fair, the cat is away. 1.4306 0.02803 562 375 132 55
148 Well obviously he's going to do better than the three blind one's. 1.4303 0.02911 502 331 126 45
149 He's just squeaking by. Let's see if he nails the landing. 1.4297 0.02203 633 428 157 48
150 You're the one who decided to use Popular Science as bedding 1.4288 0.02478 632 406 181 45
151 That's my DoD grant. Your NIH mice are behind me. 1.4283 0.02625 635 424 150 61
152 We should warn the snake lab. 1.4281 0.02593 633 419 157 57
153 ...I was wondering what was in that tiny Prime box he had delivered to his cage! 1.4269 0.02851 513 338 131 44
154 If only all the side effects were this cool. 1.4267 0.02610 607 399 157 51
155 Perhaps we've been setting the bar too low. 1.4262 0.02654 596 394 150 52
156 Oh, to be able to do that at IKEA. 1.4252 0.02717 602 406 136 60
157 Just a smidge of testosterone and he’s already learned to showboat. 1.4245 0.02557 603 392 166 45
158 Our subways will never be the same! 1.4244 0.02643 589 388 152 49
159 They left a note on my clipboard asking for dairy-free, soy-free cheese. 1.4236 0.01988 602 415 147 40
160 I told you he was overqualified for the position. 1.4235 0.02624 595 392 154 49
161 I think we underestimated the effect technology would have on Darwinism. 1.4222 0.02610 585 383 157 45
162 It doesn't count until he lands. 1.4199 0.02597 574 379 151 44
163 Are you sure you want to try it with apes next? 1.4185 0.02706 595 403 135 57
164 Impressive but primitive in its reliance on fossil fuels. 1.4180 0.02759 543 362 135 46
165 Wait, were we supposed to build a better mouse, or a better mousetrap? 1.4180 0.02746 567 382 133 52
166 Remember when Mighty Mouse only needed a cape? 1.4174 0.02701 563 375 141 47
167 Amazing! but I think she's overqualified... and probably we can't sponsor her visa. 1.4161 0.02643 584 389 147 48
168 That's also how they escape sinking ships. 1.4145 0.02769 550 371 130 49
169 I’m just going to mark it as inconclusive. 1.4131 0.02696 535 353 143 39
170 You're the one who used decided to use Popular Science as bedding 1.4128 0.02655 562 373 146 43
171 President Trump will be delighted to hear that his first Space Force trial is a success. 1.4122 0.02877 558 389 108 61
172 Cut the crap, Iggy, did you or did you not give him an extra dose? 1.4109 0.02909 516 354 112 50
173 Looks like it's time to build a better maze. 1.4104 0.02910 519 357 111 51
174 This isn't his first maze. 1.4101 0.02887 495 334 119 42
175 Good God we have a mouse that can think outside the box 1.4099 0.02763 544 368 129 47
176 This is nothing. You should see what the monkeys are doing. 1.4099 0.02788 527 355 128 44
177 From Amazon, where else? 1.4096 0.02841 520 353 121 46
178 Well, it IS the Year of the Rat! 1.4096 0.02814 520 351 125 44
179 ... let's report that we have observed a significant development of technical skills? 1.4093 0.02715 540 361 137 42
180 Who knew, the cheese is the variable. 1.4092 0.02842 523 356 120 47
181 I guess good things do happen when you remove the glass ceiling! 1.4089 0.02856 516 351 119 46
182 This does not support our hypothesis. 1.4078 0.02363 537 371 128 38
183 Imagine what he'd do for tenure. 1.4071 0.02496 533 370 121 42
184 He could've bought tons of cheese with what he paid for that jetpack. 1.4068 0.02992 499 347 101 51
185 All this time, I thought WE would win the genius grant. 1.4064 0.02876 497 337 118 42
186 I think we’ve found our winner. 1.4059 0.02866 478 320 122 36
187 Quick, yes, but still not as quick as the mice who use Google Maps. 1.4056 0.02913 498 341 112 45
188 He says he's from google maps... 1.4056 0.02968 498 345 104 49
189 He's testing us.” 1.4052 0.02935 496 341 109 46
190 There's probably no good time to tell you that Pinky here has been offered the directorship of the lab. 1.4043 0.02952 517 362 101 54
191 I'm not sure this side effect qualifies as 'adverse.' 1.4042 0.02902 480 325 116 39
192 She’s now officially smarter than a politician" 1.4041 0.02918 490 335 112 43
193 Let's name this one MacGyver. 1.4037 0.02926 488 334 111 43
194 We caught him at the Tesla factory. 1.4031 0.02859 511 350 116 45
195 I see why they call this the Year of the Rat. 1.4028 0.03322 360 243 89 28
196 I’m getting apprehensive about the primate trials. 1.4012 0.02898 501 345 111 45
197 Are these the rats Tesla sent over? 1.4008 0.02812 479 320 126 33
198 See what happens when you don't teach to the test? 1.3973 0.02958 448 304 110 34
199 Sometimes I feel as though their lives are more interesting than mine. 1.3967 0.02901 479 328 112 39
200 In his defense, we never read him the rules. 1.3966 0.03092 406 275 101 30
201 The control group has a smaller carbon footprint. 1.3957 0.02892 470 320 114 36
202 They must have sent us one of those Elon Muskrats. 1.3951 0.02727 453 331 79 43
203 Who left the 3D printer on? 1.3947 0.03171 380 257 96 27
204 He heard the moon is made of cheese 1.3931 0.02984 463 321 102 40
205 Your right, he didn’t solve the maze, but you have to applaud his ingenuity. 1.3931 0.02839 463 312 120 31
206 I’m gonna mark that down as a ‘pass’. 1.3907 0.03003 430 294 104 32
207 We might want to lower the dosage at bit... 1.3905 0.03052 420 288 100 32
208 I hate working with these millennials. 1.3902 0.02911 428 295 102 31
209 Well, that explains what happened to the Buzz Lightyear doll that went missing from your desk. 1.3898 0.02897 449 305 113 31
210 And I say give him the damned cheese. 1.3897 0.03153 408 283 91 34
211 Didn't see that coming 1.3897 0.03022 426 292 102 32
212 It’s amazing what they’ll do for gourmet cheese. 1.3893 0.02905 447 304 112 31
213 Is this animal testing us? 1.3890 0.03003 437 301 102 34
214 If you don't mind me asking...how did you get him to wear the goggles?" 1.3889 0.03101 414 286 95 33
215 Let me guess. Not the placebo? 1.3888 0.02999 445 308 101 36
216 Those mice from the NASA labs are such show-offs 1.3886 0.03078 422 292 96 34
217 'A' for effort, 'F' for fuel efficiency. 1.3886 0.03114 422 294 92 36
218 Morning shift must have used extra sharp cheddar." 1.3885 0.03013 435 300 101 34
219 It's the new iMouse from Apple. 1.3880 0.03057 433 301 96 36
220 I wondered what it was 3D printing. 1.3876 0.03097 418 290 94 34
221 Whoa, that one’s really thinking outside the box! 1.3871 0.03119 403 278 94 31
222 I guess you can stop saying they lack initiative. 1.3865 0.02673 414 286 104 24
223 Technically, it didn't solve the maze. 1.3859 0.03032 412 282 101 29
224 Is this a bad time to ask you out? 1.3859 0.03412 368 261 72 35
225 It's a shame we have to kill him. 1.3854 0.03061 410 297 74 39
226 I don't care what you say-I'm recording a failure to complete the maze properly. 1.3854 0.03157 410 287 88 35
227 Smile. He hacked the lab's account and is live-streaming this flight. 1.3854 0.03250 410 292 78 40
228 Either they're getting smarter or we've done this too often. 1.3852 0.03029 431 299 98 34
229 And yet he still can't figure out this maze. 1.3830 0.03110 342 227 99 16
230 I’m more interested in where he got the fuel than how he made the jet pack. 1.3819 0.03392 343 239 77 27
231 But is it statistically significant? 1.3819 0.03142 398 277 90 31
232 We knew this day was coming: The rat race has produced better rats. 1.3819 0.03081 398 274 96 28
233 Now let's see how long it takes him to pair it with the right wine. 1.3816 0.03113 414 290 90 34
234 See, females are more creative! 1.3815 0.03261 401 286 77 38
235 We call that one Elon Mousk. 1.3801 0.03214 392 276 83 33
236 It appears the Evel Knievel gene splicing experiment is a success. 1.3800 0.03027 400 274 100 26
237 Just write “Advanced problem-solving skills.” 1.3789 0.03132 388 269 91 28
238 Are you sure that was the placebo? 1.3789 0.03089 388 267 95 26
239 A one in a billion fluke maybe, but I also just found a very small volume of Shakespeare in one of the other cages. 1.3787 0.03139 367 251 93 23
240 Does he have an exit strategy? 1.3784 0.03433 333 233 74 26
241 Big deal. He copied the idea from a New Yorker cartoon. 1.3763 0.03167 396 279 85 32
242 We do have his signed consent form, right? 1.3750 0.03085 392 272 93 27
243 We've had nothing but problems ever since he read 'Who Moved My Cheese?' 1.3744 0.03220 390 277 80 33
244 I think we are going to need to keep a lid on this. 1.3743 0.03186 374 261 86 27
245 This one wrote ‘Epstein didn’t kill himself’ on the bottom of his cage. 1.3743 0.03424 374 272 64 38
246 Are you sure this one is from the control group? 1.3737 0.03105 372 256 93 23
247 They just don't seem to delay gratification anymore. 1.3737 0.03151 372 258 89 25
248 I told you not to give him an Amazon gift card for Christmas. 1.3733 0.03273 367 259 79 29
249 So anyway, Martha and I are getting a divorce... 1.3723 0.03399 368 266 67 35
250 One small step for mousekind... 1.3723 0.03243 368 259 81 28
251 Maybe we can hire him. 1.3717 0.03048 382 273 80 29
252 Let's get him back in the cage before he develops a nuclear warhead. 1.3716 0.03345 366 262 72 32
253 Yeah, but he's just doing it for the Instagram likes. 1.3711 0.03001 380 267 88 25
254 We're in trouble...Didn't you say that was the dumb one? 1.3711 0.03103 380 264 91 25
255 His name is Algernon. Why do you ask? 1.3709 0.03289 364 258 77 29
256 And I’m calling it “the rat pack.” 1.3700 0.03232 373 264 80 29
257 Let's wait to see the landing before we evaluate it's intelligence. 1.3693 0.03152 371 259 87 25
258 I feel less overqualified now. 1.3689 0.03159 347 246 77 24
259 You realize that if he succeeds, we're out of a job. 1.3686 0.03163 369 258 86 25
260 Is it always this easy to identify outliers? 1.3675 0.03322 351 249 75 27
261 Let's check the dosage on that one. 1.3660 0.03061 347 236 95 16
262 I think we just got skewed. 1.3660 0.03372 347 248 71 28
263 Interesting. He picked the jet pack over the helicopter. 1.3658 0.03428 339 243 68 28
264 Houston, I think we have a problem. 1.3658 0.03325 339 239 76 24
265 M-I-T P-h-D M-O-U-S-E. 1.3652 0.03483 345 251 62 32
266 We can bury this in the supplement. 1.3652 0.03258 345 242 80 23
267 What are we testing for, again? 1.3652 0.03385 345 247 70 28
268 Well, that proves it. Brie will set you free. 1.3644 0.03322 343 243 75 25
269 We could just reference this one in the footnotes. 1.3642 0.03323 335 236 76 23
270 Such a shame, he just can't seem to find the cheese without cheating. 1.3640 0.03965 250 179 51 20
271 Better than last week when he sent up a drone to find the exit 1.3639 0.03180 349 243 85 21
272 The last time we used brie, and he actually had a little flamethrower. 1.3636 0.03295 341 243 73 25
273 I might have messed up the dosage. 1.3636 0.03334 341 242 74 25
274 NASA had him for awhile. 1.3636 0.03411 341 245 68 28
275 These millennial mice are ruining mazes. 1.3634 0.03242 355 251 79 25
276 Her Father tested for NASA. 1.3634 0.03155 355 255 74 26
277 I knew they could do it, but how did they get the funding? 1.3634 0.03193 355 249 83 23
278 That's thinking outside the box. 1.3628 0.03187 339 235 85 19
279 It must be an Elon Muskrat. 1.3626 0.03179 353 247 84 22
280 He seems overqualified for the job. 1.3625 0.03294 331 232 78 21
281 Swiss appears to be more motivating than Halloumi. 1.3620 0.03226 337 235 82 20
282 Remember when we used to give the rats cocaine? 1.3620 0.03347 337 242 69 26
283 He already has a patent and has applied to our grad program. 1.3618 0.03388 351 254 67 30
284 Now do you believe me? 1.3613 0.03195 346 242 83 21
285 Score this one high on ingenuity and low on perseverance. 1.3611 0.03535 324 235 61 28
286 Nature or nurture? 1.3610 0.03227 349 246 80 23
287 On the plus side, at least one of us will be getting tenure. 1.3605 0.03336 344 246 72 26
288 Weren't we doing something with cancer? 1.3605 0.03310 344 245 74 25
289 Great. They have jetpacks and we still DON'T? 1.3605 0.03411 344 249 66 29
290 He's still not getting tenure. 1.3596 0.03271 342 242 77 23
291 I don't think we can launch the drug just yet. 1.3586 0.03486 304 216 67 21
292 I think he's completed the pilot program. 1.3585 0.03380 318 225 72 21
293 I asked him how he calibrates weight versus thrust, and all he did was squeak. 1.3580 0.03278 324 227 78 19
294 He works here to fund his own research on string cheese theory. 1.3580 0.03426 338 245 65 28
295 Maybe he can program the clock on the microwave? 1.3580 0.03451 338 246 63 29
296 He's going to be so disappointed when he finds out what the moon is actually made of. 1.3578 0.03275 341 242 76 23
297 This is a game changer for cats too. 1.3576 0.03422 316 225 69 22
298 Shall we move the cheese? 1.3574 0.03281 291 204 72 15
299 So we give the jet packs out in the subway, and then put a giant piece of cheese in New Jersey... 1.3571 0.03566 336 249 54 33
300 We probably shouldn't use the ones who went through STEM training. 1.3571 0.03406 322 230 69 23
301 My robotic mouse can beat your genetically modified rat. 1.3567 0.03407 314 223 70 21
302 Week 65: subject is displaying symptoms of a typical millennial and has decided to ruin the whole experiment 1.3565 0.04197 230 168 42 20
303 The scary thing is that a cockroach taught him how to do it. 1.3563 0.03266 334 236 77 21
304 Five bucks says he can’t stick the landing 1.3562 0.03182 320 221 84 15
305 What hallucinogen are we testing today? 1.3556 0.03684 284 205 57 22
306 For this study I thought, "Give a rat some cheese and you feed him for a day, but give a rat a jetpack..." 1.3554 0.03360 332 238 70 24
307 You're impressed? Well he hasn't got the cheese yet, has he? 1.3554 0.03305 332 236 74 22
308 Well, you're the one who taught her to read. 1.3553 0.03131 318 218 87 13
309 I guess our work is done here. 1.3545 0.03454 330 240 63 27
310 Please tell me this isn't the placebo. 1.3545 0.03205 330 231 81 18
311 Your hypothesis "mechanization does not improve outcomes" is really being tested. 1.3545 0.03318 330 235 73 22
312 First day here in Los Alamos? 1.3545 0.03480 330 241 61 28
313 You gotta give it to him: thinking outside the box. 1.3544 0.03501 285 201 67 17
314 This will really skew the results. 1.3542 0.03507 271 189 68 14
315 The mouse that soared. 1.3538 0.03117 325 234 71 20
316 It's that damn Amazon Prime again. 1.3538 0.03463 325 236 63 26
317 "I sense our experimental parameters have subtly shifted." 1.3535 0.03311 314 221 75 18
318 This is why you shouldn’t get your mice from Cal Tech. 1.3529 0.03393 323 232 68 23
319 I hate this fucking job. 1.3529 0.03584 306 223 58 25
320 Looks like we have an overacheeser. 1.3526 0.03401 312 225 65 22
321 I hope we’ve been nice to this one. 1.3513 0.03414 316 227 67 22
322 Do you think he'll let us share credit on this? 1.3505 0.03377 291 204 72 15
323 I'm calling him Elon Musk-Rat 1.3492 0.03535 315 231 58 26
324 I did think it was strange when he requested that tiny tool set. 1.3492 0.03298 315 223 74 18
325 I hope all they want is our cheese. 1.3492 0.03480 295 211 65 19
326 I'd say it's progress. Just last week they were using stilts. 1.3488 0.03464 301 216 65 20
327 I don’t think this is going to prove a damn thing. 1.3487 0.03472 304 219 64 21
328 So, can we move on to human trials? 1.3487 0.03625 304 224 54 26
329 That's a pass...right? 1.3487 0.03707 261 187 57 17
330 He wont do it unless we tell him what happened to Minnie. 1.3481 0.03626 293 214 56 23
331 Should we let the cat out of the bag? 1.3478 0.03479 299 215 64 20
332 Why weren't we warned he's a flight risk? 1.3478 0.03446 299 214 66 19
333 Any idea where he got those goggles? 1.3473 0.03324 311 221 72 18
334 Do we describe this as "innovative" or "cheating?" 1.3471 0.03407 291 206 69 16
335 This is remarkable. Just three weeks ago he had to take an Uber. 1.3468 0.03526 297 215 61 21
336 We’ll have to kill that one so our results look good. 1.3464 0.03390 306 219 68 19
337 In conclusion, rats these days don’t know the value of hard-earned cheese 1.3463 0.03520 309 226 59 24
338 A flying rat? Terry you just reinvented the pigeon. 1.3463 0.03490 309 225 61 23
339 Allowing roller skates was a slippery slope. 1.3463 0.03460 309 224 63 22
340 Yes, we do see some variation in natural ability. 1.3458 0.03340 295 208 72 15
341 He insists it is less about the cheese and more about getting a mouse on the moon. 1.3454 0.03620 304 225 53 26
342 I still say it’s cheating. 1.3449 0.03399 287 203 69 15
343 Are you sure this one got the placebo? 1.3444 0.03287 302 213 74 15
344 It worries me that he's not interested in the cheese anymore. 1.3430 0.03477 277 197 65 15
345 I guess he passes. 1.3426 0.03344 289 204 71 14
346 I still have to mark her maze run as incomplete. 1.3426 0.03450 289 207 65 17
347 Stupid rat, can’t even solve a simple maze. 1.3426 0.03686 289 214 51 24
348 Should we try pigs next? 1.3423 0.03543 298 218 58 22
349 I knew it was a mistake to give them the Amazon password. . 1.3423 0.03478 298 216 62 20
350 Perhaps we should scale back the dosage just a little bit? 1.3412 0.03290 296 209 73 14
351 This adds a whole new dimension to leaving the rat race. 1.3411 0.03883 258 191 46 21
352 I think your findings should take into account the fact that he never actually found the cheese. 1.3406 0.03519 276 198 62 16
353 These millennial rats are so lazy. 1.3404 0.03680 282 208 52 22
354 Let's not tell anyone, okay? 1.3404 0.03576 282 205 58 19
355 Year of the Rat is off to a great start. 1.3401 0.03373 294 210 68 16
356 Yes, he passes. I just wish he hadn't patented it. 1.3401 0.03508 294 214 60 20
357 Yes, but are the results reproducible? 1.3395 0.03522 271 194 62 15
358 It appears that our hypothesis was incorrect. 1.3393 0.03483 280 201 63 16
359 Did you ever feel like you're the one being experimented upon? 1.3391 0.03302 289 204 72 13
360 He said we’re irrelevant, is bored and is getting the hell out of here. 1.3390 0.03556 292 214 57 21
361 The weirdest thing is he still ran the maze, he's just toasting a brioche. 1.3390 0.02754 292 220 56 16
362 As your advisor, I must tell you that this experiment is fundamentally flawed. 1.3382 0.03588 272 197 58 17
363 So, his exact words were, "Here I come to save the day?" 1.3382 0.03511 272 195 62 15
364 Die Fledermaus 1.3381 0.03643 278 204 54 20
365 I believe he’s the one who torched our hamster wheel last month. 1.3381 0.03498 278 200 62 16
366 I'm still struggling to see the market for this drug. 1.3381 0.03461 278 199 64 15
367 We had to give it to him as an accommodation but it's skewing the results. 1.3381 0.03643 278 204 54 20
368 This is what happens when we don't give them explicit instructions. 1.3381 0.03461 278 199 64 15
369 I don't care how amazing it is, we'll still need to dissect its brain afterwards. 1.3381 0.03643 278 204 54 20
370 I'll just put 'inconclusive' 1.3380 0.03589 284 208 56 20
371 It wouldn't bother me so much, but he keeps calling it the "Rat Pack." 1.3380 0.03529 287 209 59 19
372 This is what we get for letting them unionize. 1.3380 0.02883 287 217 53 17
373 I love you Sandra. I've always loved you. 1.3380 0.03697 287 214 49 24
374 Is that a pass or a fail? 1.3371 0.03349 267 187 70 10
375 Don’t tell the pigs. 1.3371 0.03708 267 196 52 19
376 Also an elevated sense of self-importance. 1.3370 0.03437 276 197 65 14
377 It's incredible, but he's still last. 1.3370 0.03587 276 201 57 18
378 I see your research is taking off 1.3370 0.03475 276 198 63 15
379 wait till the subway rats get a hold of this 1.3368 0.03438 285 210 56 19
380 Statistically? Not significant at all. 1.3359 0.03716 262 192 52 18
381 It says here he's called "Elon Mouske." 1.3357 0.03594 283 208 55 20
382 Fortunately this is one of the least common side effects. 1.3357 0.03266 283 199 73 11
383 Ever since they heard the moon was made of cheese, our mouse-space program has really taken off. 1.3357 0.03266 283 199 73 11
384 Maybe we should lock the tool box at night. 1.3357 0.03559 283 207 57 19
385 I think the little bastards are getting smarter, don't you? 1.3357 0.03416 283 203 65 15
386 His nickname is Cheese Whiz 1.3347 0.03607 242 172 59 11
387 He can build a jet-pack with his genetically engineered brain, but his highest aspiration is still yellow cheese." 1.3345 0.03645 281 208 52 21
388 His funding is better than ours. 1.3333 0.03251 279 206 57 16
389 I see Acme's miniaturized its coyote jet pack 1.3333 0.03626 279 206 53 20
390 Do we need to add this to the list of side effects? 1.3333 0.03583 234 165 60 9
391 Theoretically, that should not work. 1.3333 0.03591 279 205 55 19
392 This one definitely shows signs of learning. 1.3333 0.03902 240 177 46 17
393 I think I've figured out who's been ordering the Cheese Lover's Pizzas online in the middle of the night. 1.3333 0.03044 276 206 55 15
394 I think he's earned the wine pairing. 1.3321 0.03420 277 199 64 14
395 The 'placebo effect' is remarkable. 1.3321 0.03245 274 202 57 15
396 I knew we shouldn't have named his mother Necessity. 1.3321 0.03670 274 203 51 20
397 We call it Susan Collins' Syndrome. Afraid to make a decision. 1.3321 0.03883 274 209 39 26
398 She says this whole cheese in the maze thing is beneath her. 1.3320 0.03604 256 185 57 14
399 Is this the one Elon sent us? 1.3309 0.03537 272 198 58 16
400 That's definitely a 'far exceeds expectations'. 1.3308 0.03558 263 198 46 19
401 Genetic engineering, Candace. Not mechanical engineering. 1.3308 0.03658 263 193 53 17
402 The mice are testing how long it will take you to learn your maze experiment isn’t working. 1.3308 0.03537 263 190 59 14
403 Enough tests. I’m taking some right now. 1.3305 0.03731 236 173 49 14
404 Definitely an outlier. 1.3296 0.03474 270 195 61 14
405 His mother flew on the Space Shuttle. 1.3296 0.03741 270 202 47 21
406 What happened to the three blind ones? 1.3295 0.03745 258 191 49 18
407 No more mice from the MIT gene lab. 1.3295 0.03745 258 191 49 18
408 Do you have any idea how hard it is to make a hat that small for a rat? 1.3284 0.03529 268 195 58 15
409 We're finding unexpected results with those on the 007 Diet. 1.3281 0.03466 256 183 62 11
410 Can we just call this one an outlier? 1.3281 0.03285 256 179 70 7
411 .... that's all well and good, but I think he missed the point of the task. 1.3280 0.03826 250 186 46 18
412 It's really just a classic fight or flight response. 1.3280 0.03565 250 180 58 12
413 Should we report this as a potential side effect? 1.3280 0.03697 250 183 52 15
414 Well, it appears we've invented a pigeon. 1.3271 0.03701 266 198 49 19
415 That's what we get for breeding them with opposable thumbs. 1.3271 0.03504 266 193 59 14
416 At least he's wearing a helmet. 1.3271 0.03422 266 191 63 12
417 Look–he's using a tool. 1.3271 0.03662 266 197 51 18
418 I told you it was vulnerable to an airstrike.” 1.3271 0.03359 266 207 38 21
419 He’s pretty jazzed about that rat pack. 1.3270 0.03383 263 195 53 15
420 The real question is: How did they perfect jet-packs before we did? 1.3270 0.03489 263 190 60 13
421 You had him sign an updated liability waiver, right? 1.3270 0.03362 263 187 66 10
422 This one belongs to Elon Musk. 1.3268 0.03740 254 188 49 17
423 Just give him the cheese and move on. 1.3268 0.02922 254 183 64 7
424 Technically, he failed. 1.3268 0.03569 254 184 57 13
425 No more joint experiments with the engineering department. 1.3256 0.03241 258 193 51 14
426 And just like that, Bubonic is airborne. 1.3256 0.03657 258 190 52 16
427 I want what he’s taking. 1.3256 0.03615 258 189 54 15
428 That's going above and beyond. 1.3256 0.03657 258 190 52 16
429 Ok Trudy, NOW will you go out with me? 1.3256 0.03444 258 185 62 11
430 Why WOULDN'T a rat need this, Karen? 1.3254 0.03841 252 189 44 19
431 Stop worrying. It'll never work outside of lab conditions. 1.3254 0.03629 252 184 54 14
432 Did he sign a waiver? 1.3254 0.03715 252 186 50 16
433 Which ehh, which box are you ticking for this? 1.3254 0.03758 252 187 48 17
434 AmazonMouse: because Alexa cannot bring you cheese. 1.3254 0.03586 252 183 56 13
435 Well, that explains why he asked for a helmet. 1.3254 0.03586 252 183 56 13
436 his dad was a Harvard lab rat 1.3249 0.03637 237 171 55 11
437 Maybe he should be the one holding the clipboard? 1.3243 0.03519 259 188 58 13
438 They never cease to amaze and then they actually cease to a maze. 1.3237 0.04132 241 186 32 23
439 We're going to need more grant money 1.3230 0.03535 257 187 57 13
440 Nancy took the kids. I've started drinking again. 1.3230 0.03824 257 194 43 20
441 Now let's try the one without an Amazon account. 1.3230 0.03620 257 189 53 15
442 Imagine what he would have done for Havarti? 1.3226 0.03663 248 182 52 14
443 You DO realize we’ll NEVER be able to get this past peer review in any reputable journal? 1.3216 0.03802 255 192 44 19
444 I'm just surprised he managed to put on the goggles. 1.3216 0.03550 255 186 56 13
445 He certainly upgraded from his pogo stick. 1.3216 0.03636 255 188 52 15
446 The NYC subway will never be the same again 1.3216 0.03506 255 185 58 12
447 Oh Edgar is smart enough, but he’s a maverick not a team player at all.” 1.3216 0.03720 255 190 48 17
448 He has better funding. 1.3216 0.03842 255 193 42 20
449 What do you say we just give him the cheese? 1.3211 0.03725 246 182 49 15
450 And this experiment was funded by Elon Musk. 1.3211 0.03589 246 179 55 12
451 Do you think he’d take a selfie with me? 1.3211 0.03813 246 184 45 17
452 Is it weird that I wish I was him? 1.3202 0.03695 253 193 41 19
453 The grant from SpaceX paid up. 1.3202 0.03566 253 185 55 13
454 Oh brother! I think that's 'Here I Come to Save the Day' he's humming." 1.3200 0.03894 250 190 40 20
455 So just YouTube? He wasn't allowed to visit any other site? 1.3200 0.03682 250 185 50 15
456 Let's keep this to ourselves. 1.3200 0.03638 250 184 52 14
457 We're definitely going to have to reexamine our assumptions. 1.3200 0.03410 250 189 46 15
458 Looks like our research has finally started to take off. 1.3198 0.03712 247 183 49 15
459 IQ off the charts. Sucks as a pilot. 1.3197 0.03788 244 182 46 16
460 He told me it will be "one giant leap for mousekind." 1.3197 0.03832 244 183 44 17
461 Pretty good. But the chipmunk works for peanuts. 1.3197 0.03743 244 181 48 15
462 I guess it depends what you mean by "progress." 1.3195 0.03774 241 179 47 15
463 There's always one smart-ass in the cage 1.3194 0.04184 191 141 39 11
464 You'd think he'd know how to land by now. 1.3187 0.03626 251 185 52 14
465 History may not be kind to us for this one. 1.3185 0.03655 248 183 51 14
466 He's innovating. Call Security. 1.3185 0.03177 248 188 47 13
467 The real question is where did he find those tiny goggles? 1.3176 0.03954 233 176 40 17
468 At least he's not vaping anymore. 1.3174 0.03942 230 173 41 16
469 We both knew this day would come. 1.3171 0.03672 246 182 50 14
470 We’re going to need a better maze 1.3171 0.03627 246 181 52 13
471 The cat has a helicopter. 1.3171 0.03717 246 183 48 15
472 Sure it's impressive, but why's he still here? 1.3160 0.04063 212 159 39 14
473 Maybe it was a mistake giving him a credit card. 1.3156 0.03780 244 183 45 16
474 I never thought I'd lose my job to automation. 1.3154 0.03626 241 177 52 12
475 He feels cheese is beneath him. 1.3149 0.03686 235 173 50 12
476 We're still using the 2019 maze for the 2020 rat. 1.3147 0.03816 232 173 45 14
477 Dumb rat -- can't read the rules. 1.3143 0.04029 210 157 40 13
478 I really thought we'd have jet packs before them. 1.3140 0.03887 242 184 40 18
479 I think we’re gonna need a better maze. 1.3138 0.03690 239 177 49 13
480 He really thinks outside the box! 1.3138 0.03594 239 175 53 11
481 After all, you did get him from the aerospace lab! 1.3138 0.03642 239 176 51 12
482 It's innovation out of frustration. We did keep moving his cheese... 1.3138 0.03784 239 179 45 15
483 Did we modify the gene for genius or for cheating? 1.3138 0.03151 239 179 50 10
484 He has taken the pilot project seriously! 1.3138 0.03966 239 183 37 19
485 It counts higher if he makes a fondue. 1.3138 0.03876 239 181 41 17
486 You realize the real bioethical issue is who owns the patent. 1.3138 0.03738 239 178 47 14
487 So, pass or fail on the maze test? 1.3130 0.03835 230 172 44 14
488 You’re right. Five doses is too much. 1.3130 0.03785 230 171 46 13
489 You know we’re going to have to falsify the data, right? 1.3125 0.03800 224 166 46 12
490 Tell the President they're ready... 1.3125 0.03638 224 163 52 9
491 I had no idea he had an Amazon account. 1.3122 0.03756 237 177 46 14
492 She became extraordinarily motivated after we switched to gruyere... 1.3122 0.03659 237 175 50 12
493 You think that’s cool, you should check out the cat and the litter box next door. 1.3122 0.03458 237 171 58 8
494 I didn't anticipate he'd skip right over Pavlov and go straight to drone technology. 1.3122 0.03458 237 176 50 11
495 Let's try giving him a typewriter next. 1.3122 0.03585 237 176 49 12
496 Now he's just showing off. 1.3119 0.03757 218 160 48 10
497 This is what happens when you take away little Stuart's plane. 1.3106 0.03774 235 176 45 14
498 Yeah, but we're testing how fast they can get t͟h͟r͟o͟u͟g͟h͟ the maze. 1.3106 0.03473 235 170 57 8
499 Explains why he never took to the wheel. 1.3106 0.03676 235 174 49 12
500 So I said of course we’ll get different results with mice from France. But did they listen? 1.3106 0.03627 235 173 51 11
501 Where’d he get the goggles? 1.3106 0.03822 235 177 43 15
502 I'm not sure the CBD infused Swiss was such a great idea. 1.3106 0.03627 235 173 51 11
503 If you want to build a better mousetrap, you need a better mouse. 1.3106 0.03420 235 169 59 7
504 He also wants crackers and fig jam...not an unreasonable request. 1.3106 0.03627 235 173 51 11
505 Maybe we should do the human testing first. 1.3106 0.03627 235 173 51 11
506 I think we can check improves mental acuity. 1.3106 0.03627 235 173 51 11
507 We are going to need a three dimensional maze. 1.3106 0.02570 235 180 47 8
508 That’s why we named him Elon Muskrat. 1.3106 0.03774 235 176 45 14
509 He keeps complaining that we moved his cheese. 1.3103 0.03446 232 167 58 7
510 Well, now we know what happens when we make him listen to Elton John non-stop. 1.3103 0.03605 232 170 52 10
511 But can he land it. 1.3103 0.03605 232 170 52 10
512 I think he was expecting Gruyere. 1.3097 0.03719 226 167 48 11
513 His union rep called. The contract calls for Gruyere, not Swiss. 1.3090 0.03743 233 174 46 13
514 I had a feeling upgrading to the aged Asiago would skew the results 1.3090 0.03841 233 176 42 15
515 One small flight for a mouse; one giant flight for mousekind! 1.3090 0.03841 233 176 42 15
516 Forget about the maze. He flew over and ate my lunch. 1.3090 0.03743 233 174 46 13
517 In mouse years, I'm afraid he's a Millennial. 1.3090 0.03643 233 172 50 11
518 It sounds like he’s singing, Here I come to save the day. 1.3090 0.03153 233 178 44 11
519 We gave him a cookie, he asked for milk, yadda yadda, he's got a jet pack now. 1.3088 0.04241 217 169 29 19
520 His name is Rat...James Rat. 1.3088 0.04139 217 167 33 17
521 That's what happens when you line the cage with DIY magazines.. 1.3087 0.03725 230 171 47 12
522 It is really good cheese. 1.3087 0.03826 230 173 43 14
523 Another failed intelligence test...the cheese is right there, dumb dumb! 1.3087 0.04019 230 177 35 18
524 I was worried about those small Amazon deliveries. 1.3087 0.03622 230 169 51 10
525 NASA thinks that if we tell him that the moon is made of cheese that he'll help with the rocket. 1.3087 0.03776 230 172 45 13
526 Did he get the drug or the placebo? 1.3087 0.03569 230 168 53 9
527 He's applying for Trumps space force when he finishes here. 1.3087 0.04113 230 179 31 20
528 They've been watching a lot of YouTube videos. 1.3087 0.03776 230 172 45 13
529 She wants Tuesday night off for a MENSA meeting. 1.3087 0.03433 230 173 46 11
530 Well, you know what they say about the best-laid schemes of mice and men... 1.3085 0.03891 201 148 44 9
531 Can we agree that the experiment is inconclusive? 1.3084 0.03757 227 169 46 12
532 He's not just thinking outside the box. He's headed for the window. 1.3080 0.03945 224 170 39 15
533 "He thinks he's outsmarting us, but we're actually testing the effect of cheese on his cholesterol. 1.3080 0.03790 224 167 45 12
534 No more rats from the AI lab. 1.3080 0.03429 224 168 46 10
535 He built a better mousepack. 1.3070 0.03743 228 170 46 12
536 Is this the mouse we got from the Cal Tech lab ? 1.3070 0.03794 228 171 44 13
537 Hmmm Subject noncompliant. 1.3070 0.03722 215 158 48 9
538 I’ll put him down as an outlier. 1.3070 0.04057 215 164 36 15
539 I'm going to mark this down as a "Partial Success". 1.3070 0.03780 215 159 46 10
540 Yes, but have we cured its erectile dysfunction? 1.3070 0.04111 215 165 34 16
541 Ooops, one of Elon's. 1.3063 0.03700 222 164 48 10
542 Maybe we should have tried a half dose 1.3063 0.03862 222 167 42 13
543 It's an impressive result... but is it statistically significant? 1.3063 0.03700 222 164 48 10
544 Is this mouse number 007? 1.3063 0.03645 222 163 50 9
545 I still think giving him all of Jeff's adderall was a bad move. 1.3059 0.03843 219 164 43 12
546 ‘Mondays, am I right? 1.3053 0.03708 226 168 47 11
547 I'll lock the door. 1.3053 0.03761 226 169 45 12
548 We've got his family. He won't go rogue. 1.3053 0.03601 226 166 51 9
549 What did you feed him last night? 1.3053 0.03546 226 165 53 8
550 I'd say we have a new alpha. 1.3053 0.03864 226 171 41 14
551 How does she operate the jet pack without thumbs ? 1.3053 0.03601 226 166 51 9
552 Yeah, it really was a rocket science. 1.3053 0.03655 226 167 49 10
553 The last one used Amazon Prime. 1.3053 0.03682 226 170 44 12
554 I hate it when the mice are smarter than we are. 1.3053 0.03287 226 173 42 11
555 Still didn’t find the cheese in the maze. 1.3053 0.02973 226 178 36 12
556 I think this one is from the NASA lab upstairs. 1.3053 0.03655 226 167 49 10
557 That’s cheating, right? 1.3052 0.03799 213 158 45 10
558 well at least he’s wearing a helmet 1.3046 0.03867 197 145 44 8
559 You'd really think he'd just leave. 1.3043 0.03988 207 156 39 12
560 For all intents and purposes, he is now a pigeon. 1.3041 0.04025 217 166 36 15
561 We got him from NASA, and nobody checked what else came in the box! 1.3040 0.03950 227 174 37 16
562 The subject seems to have..ascended. 1.3036 0.03832 224 169 42 13
563 Well, if you give a mouse a jet-pack... 1.3036 0.03986 224 172 36 16
564 They gave the grant directly to the rats. 1.3032 0.03919 221 168 39 14
565 We might have underestimated our intelligence. 1.3028 0.03902 218 165 40 13
566 So... Points for style? 1.3028 0.03621 218 160 50 8
567 I'm sorry I doubted your jet-pack theory. 1.3028 0.03792 218 163 44 11
568 My theory is that our readers will be tracing the maze with their fingers and they'll fail to come up with a caption about a flying rat. 1.3018 0.04058 222 172 33 17
569 We should never have let him watch those Macgyver reruns.” 1.3018 0.03798 222 167 43 12
570 What's really impressive is his use of eco-friendly, cheese-based rocket fuel. 1.3018 0.03956 222 170 37 15
571 Maybe we’re not using the right cheese. 1.3014 0.02970 219 166 46 7
572 If he wasn’t just hovering in the same spot for 20 minutes I might have been impressed. 1.3014 0.03548 219 160 52 7
573 He learned how to build it on YouTube. 1.3014 0.03832 219 165 42 12
574 I didn't realize little helmets like that were even available. 1.3014 0.03548 219 160 52 7
575 The problem is the exhaust always melts the cheese. 1.3014 0.03777 219 164 44 11
576 And this is why we have cats with hang-gliders. 1.3014 0.03832 219 165 42 12
577 I'm even more impressed that he ordered it from Amazon. 1.3014 0.03832 219 165 42 12
578 What's the protocol for this? 1.3014 0.03777 219 164 44 11
579 He is taking a “Rat Pack “ to a higher level.. 1.3014 0.03886 219 166 40 13
580 High achiever? 1.3014 0.03940 219 167 38 14
581 If you didn’t just sing “Here I come to save the day!”, who did?? 1.3014 0.03993 219 168 36 15
582 You can blame Marvel Comics for this 1.3014 0.03886 219 166 40 13
583 While she scored highly for completion - we have to mark her down for failure to follow instructions 1.3014 0.03664 219 162 48 9
584 He wanted to rise above the rat race. 1.3005 0.03846 203 151 43 9
585 I guess he was thinking outside the box. 1.3000 0.04403 170 129 31 10
586 Well, he IS the fastest, but we really can’t record that because he is obviously cheating. 1.2995 0.02977 217 165 45 7
587 We might have to revisit that hypothesis 1.2995 0.03739 217 162 45 10
588 Why do we even bother to test these mice raised at NASA? 1.2995 0.03796 217 163 43 11
589 Think of how much exercise the cats will get! 1.2995 0.03796 217 163 43 11
590 When you switched to the Limburger, all hell broke loose. 1.2995 0.03851 217 164 41 12
591 Now if we could only get him over his fear of flying. 1.2995 0.03906 217 165 39 13
592 I'll give him an A for effort. 1.2995 0.03906 217 165 39 13
593 They seem to be evolving more quickly than anticipated. 1.2995 0.03117 217 167 41 9
594 Wait, this one is from the control group?! 1.2995 0.03682 217 161 47 9
595 I told you the maze needs a roof. And you said "No it doesn't. It's not like mice can fly," 1.2995 0.03796 217 163 43 11
596 Didn't I say not to use the good cheese? 1.2995 0.03739 217 162 45 10
597 I never thought about a roof did you? 1.2995 0.03961 217 166 37 14
598 so, we didn’t anticipate that... 1.2995 0.03594 217 162 46 9
599 It's not that impressive, we gave him the parts to make a teleporter. 1.2995 0.03851 217 164 41 12
600 Five points off for environmental impact. 1.2995 0.04050 197 149 37 11
601 Mark it invalid - he's outside trial parameters. 1.2980 0.03837 198 147 43 8
602 It seems the time has come to lay out some ground rules. 1.2972 0.03671 212 157 47 8
603 I told him it was artisanal. 1.2965 0.03951 199 150 39 10
604 I thought the Pavlovian Resistance Squad was only a rumor. 1.2959 0.04410 169 129 30 10
605 So much for the plan to develop a better mousetrap 1.2958 0.03135 213 165 39 9
606 This is the same one that built the remote control in the Skinner box. 1.2958 0.03948 213 163 37 13
607 I guess you could say he built a better jet pack. 1.2958 0.03834 213 161 41 11
608 Impressive, yes. But can he stick the landing 1.2958 0.04058 213 165 33 15
609 I would say the hand cream has no harmful side effects 1.2958 0.03834 213 161 41 11
610 He’ll get it when he runs out of fuel. 1.2958 0.03891 213 162 39 12
611 Impressive, yes. But he's completely ruining my dataset. 1.2951 0.04175 183 139 34 10
612 I think we have a mole in our lab. 1.2950 0.03934 200 151 39 10
613 Mark this one down as an outlier. 1.2944 0.03632 197 144 48 5
614 I think our species is in trouble" 1.2944 0.04101 197 151 34 12
615 Does your clipboard have a box for that? 1.2944 0.04037 197 150 36 11
616 I suggest we falsify the data. 1.2944 0.03972 197 149 38 10
617 I wonder what will happen when we get to the pigs. 1.2938 0.04012 194 147 37 10
618 It's not because he's white. 1.2935 0.03917 201 152 39 10
619 This is the annoying one 1.2935 0.04103 201 155 33 13
620 We're hesitant to acknowledge his accomplishments lest he start looking for better opportunities elsewhere. 1.2933 0.03273 208 156 46 6
621 Forget science journals. We should go for a TED Talk. 1.2933 0.03889 208 158 39 11
622 The one with the jetpack clearly seems faster. 1.2933 0.03948 208 159 37 12
623 Seems a bit complicated for a yes/no decision, doesn't it? 1.2933 0.04006 208 160 35 13
624 Mighty Mouse 2.0 is amazing. 1.2933 0.03829 208 157 41 10
625 Now, we just have to change their image, and they'll be delivering packages all over New York. 1.2933 0.03889 208 158 39 11
626 No, we intend to learn what motivates the government to fund these experiments 1.2933 0.03829 208 157 41 10
627 My question is, where did she get that tiny helmet? 1.2933 0.03948 208 159 37 12
628 The really smart mice produced their own cheese instead of building jetpacks 1.2933 0.04006 208 160 35 13
629 I can’t decide if I’m in awe or terrified. 1.2933 0.03705 208 155 45 8
630 Sigh... Another failure to navigate the maze. 1.2933 0.04064 208 161 33 14
631 But where's the progress if he can't land? 1.2933 0.03829 208 157 41 10
632 He’s not so smart. The door to the lab is locked. 1.2933 0.03445 208 151 53 4
633 It works great, I’m just concerned about his carbon pawprint. 1.2933 0.03948 208 159 37 12
634 Perhaps we should rethink the variables. 1.2933 0.03479 208 154 48 6
635 Is that the lactose intolerant one? 1.2933 0.03767 208 156 43 9
636 But how's his erectile dysfunction? 1.2933 0.03889 208 158 39 11
637 I was wondering who put in the requisition for jet fuel. 1.2933 0.03642 208 154 47 7
638 Millennial. 1.2932 0.04186 191 147 32 12
639 Six years at Stamford. Top my class. Think this mouse gives a shit? 1.2927 0.03802 205 154 42 9
640 There goes our best-laid plan, Dr. Steinbeck. 1.2927 0.03925 205 156 38 11
641 Is he allowed to do that? 1.2923 0.04188 195 151 31 13
642 Results are conclusive: the walls aren't a deterrent. 1.2921 0.03900 202 153 39 10
643 I'm recording this as "failed to complete the maze". 1.2921 0.03706 202 150 45 7
644 Imagine what he’d do for an opioid. 1.2921 0.03963 202 154 37 11
645 Well, let's just see how he lands it. 1.2921 0.03706 202 150 45 7
646 This is what happens when you don't own your data. 1.2921 0.03639 202 149 47 6
647 That must be #3, Elon Mouse. 1.2921 0.03837 202 152 41 9
648 Impressive, yes, but still hasn't mastered landings 1.2917 0.04034 192 146 36 10
649 What do you think, NSF or FAA? 1.2917 0.03825 192 143 42 7
650 I think he’s beyond cheese. 1.2917 0.04167 192 148 32 12
651 let's walk back the hormone experiments 1.2917 0.03896 192 144 40 8
652 I follow him on Instagram 1.2917 0.04034 192 146 36 10
653 Better than last week with the pole vaulting. 1.2917 0.03754 192 142 44 6
654 He thinks this is a "Micky Mouse" operation. 1.2917 0.03965 192 145 38 9
655 End the research; jetpacks are not in our grant funding. 1.2917 0.03965 192 145 38 9
656 Apparently Petsmart sells them. 1.2915 0.03873 199 150 40 9
657 Her CV does mention that she used to test for NASA. 1.2915 0.03938 199 151 38 10
658 You must write very good grant proposals. 1.2915 0.03873 199 150 40 9
659 Did I tell you he got a package from Amazon? 1.2913 0.03626 206 155 43 8
660 This is the one who thinks he's a bat. 1.2913 0.03969 206 158 36 12
661 It’s the only way we can keep our funding from the Pentagon. 1.2913 0.03848 206 156 40 10
662 I think I know who rigged that little treadmill to power the entire building. 1.2913 0.03848 206 156 40 10
663 An outside the box solution. 1.2913 0.03909 206 157 38 11
664 I told you-engineers don't understand behavioral research! 1.2910 0.03862 189 141 41 7
665 It seems the subject got a hold of my Red Bull 1.2906 0.03756 203 152 43 8
666 I'll show you the chimps after lunch. 1.2906 0.03487 203 148 51 4
667 That’s one way to beat the rat race. 1.2906 0.03756 203 152 43 8
668 Make sure that one doesn’t get out of the lab! 1.2906 0.03756 203 152 43 8
669 He's been impossible ever since we told him that this is the Year of the Rat. 1.2906 0.03691 203 151 45 7
670 He finds the iPhone in 12 seconds. But with the cheese he won't even try. 1.2906 0.03946 203 155 37 11
671 It IS the year of the rat! 1.2906 0.03756 203 152 43 8
672 That’s the fourth one this week. Maybe we should switch to brie. 1.2906 0.03487 203 148 51 4
673 With the time it took to get that thing on and fire up the jet pack, he’s actually slower than the other rats. 1.2895 0.03987 190 144 37 9
674 Now that's what I call thinking outside the box! 1.2889 0.04350 180 140 28 12
675 He won't touch it now that he's a vegan. 1.2887 0.04064 194 149 34 11
676 Looks like your genetic engineering experiment really took off! 1.2886 0.03125 201 147 52 2
677 That's Elon Mousek! 1.2886 0.03904 201 153 38 10
678 Well, that was unexpected. 1.2886 0.04029 201 155 34 12
679 Guess who just won the Nobel Prize for Physics? 1.2886 0.03904 201 153 38 10
680 I'd bet his parents paid a consultant 50K to cheat the test. 1.2886 0.03936 201 156 33 12
681 He's just acting cocky now. 1.2886 0.03429 201 156 36 9
682 He used to work at NASA. 1.2886 0.03904 201 153 38 10
683 Family money. 1.2886 0.03904 201 153 38 10
684 It looks like we have a new lab assistant. 1.2886 0.03640 201 149 46 6
685 Well, it is 2020. 1.2886 0.03774 201 151 42 8
686 Don’t get excited, the engine appears to be powered fossil fuels. 1.2886 0.02833 201 161 31 9
687 Wow. Just wait 'til our peers review this. 1.2886 0.04029 201 155 34 12
688 This is definitely an outlier. 1.2880 0.03843 184 137 41 6
689 We need to stop letting Acme Industries fund our research. 1.2879 0.03672 198 147 45 6
690 My bad....I taught Alexa to speak mouse. 1.2872 0.03864 188 141 40 7
691 I like to remember simpler times. 1.2872 0.03714 188 139 44 5
692 You need to control more variables! 1.2872 0.03790 188 140 42 6
693 She said she needed space 1.2872 0.03913 195 148 38 9
694 I think we’ve created a Muenster! 1.2865 0.04078 178 135 35 8
695 Brings a whole new meaning to "Rat Pack," doesn't it? 1.2865 0.03354 192 143 45 4
696 She probably saw it on YouTube. 1.2865 0.03951 192 146 37 9
697 So amphetamines do give them a lift 1.2865 0.03664 192 147 37 8
698 Last time I borrow a lab rat from NASA. 1.2865 0.03738 192 143 43 6
699 He said he’s tired of the rat race. 1.2865 0.04218 192 150 29 13
700 I don't have a column on my report for this one 1.2864 0.03859 199 151 39 9
701 Technically, it’s illegal, but there’s no precedent 1.2864 0.03725 199 149 43 7
702 Will he use sight, smell, or GPS? 1.2864 0.04114 199 155 31 13
703 so much for that $21.6 billion wall 1.2864 0.03924 199 152 37 10
704 It's his resignation letter. He's going to be a stunt double for Disney. 1.2864 0.04051 199 154 33 12
705 Do you think we can get a publication out of this? 1.2857 0.04028 196 151 34 11
706 Building a better mousetrap is the least of my worries. 1.2857 0.03962 196 150 36 10
707 If you think that’s something, wait until we uncork the Bordeaux. 1.2857 0.03617 196 145 46 5
708 Do you think the maze is obsolete? 1.2857 0.04028 196 151 34 11
709 I don't think he got the point of the experiment." 1.2857 0.04237 182 141 30 11
710 Would you rate it as 'success' or 'failure'? 1.2857 0.04028 196 151 34 11
711 Before we can draw our conclusions, we need to get a list of all the movies that were shown at the cinema multiplex where we trapped him. 1.2857 0.03962 196 150 36 10
712 Do you think it can find a way to get us out of here? 1.2857 0.02938 196 154 35 7
713 I was certain it would pick the flying car. 1.2857 0.03689 196 146 44 6
714 I smell a rat. 1.2857 0.03862 196 151 35 10
715 I don't like that we have to share this lab with the engineering department. 1.2857 0.03689 196 146 44 6
716 One giant step for mousekind. 1.2857 0.03862 182 136 40 6
717 1980 called. They want their rat maze back. 1.2857 0.03896 196 149 38 9
718 Well, we didn’t specify HOW she gets to the cheese. 1.2857 0.03896 196 149 38 9
719 Safe to say he didn't get the placebo. 1.2857 0.03828 196 148 40 8
720 He's giving it his all. Can't we do better than a three month-aged cheddar? 1.2857 0.03962 196 150 36 10
721 We did tell him to think outside the box. 1.2857 0.03544 196 144 48 4
722 Well, so much for evolution. 1.2857 0.03896 196 149 38 9
723 Well...his times ARE faster... 1.2857 0.03689 196 146 44 6
724 If you give a mouse a jetpack... 1.2842 0.03829 190 143 40 7
725 So this is how the plague became airborne... 1.2842 0.03901 190 144 38 8
726 You picked a lazy one. Put him back and grab a mouse that will run. 1.2842 0.03901 190 144 38 8
727 He's ahead in the ratrace. 1.2841 0.04021 176 133 36 7
728 My guess is that he’s a Musk-rat. 1.2841 0.04101 176 134 34 8
729 We gotta stop using mice from the engineering department. 1.2841 0.04101 176 134 34 8
730 Looks like he is one Tedtalk away from world domination. 1.2835 0.03916 194 148 37 9
731 There go our best-laid plans. 1.2835 0.03983 194 149 35 10
732 We might not get this in Nature, but what about Popular Mechanics? 1.2835 0.03847 194 147 39 8
733 Build a better maze. 1.2835 0.03983 194 149 35 10
734 This one's from the E.B. White batch. 1.2835 0.03847 194 147 39 8
735 He’ll keep quiet if we make him co-author of the published study. 1.2835 0.03847 194 147 39 8
736 But can he dance? 1.2835 0.03847 194 147 39 8
737 He’s been working on his landing. 1.2818 0.03701 181 134 43 4
738 I spent two weeks building this maze! 1.2816 0.04043 174 132 35 7
739 I'm starting to feel like they're winning. 1.2812 0.03795 192 145 40 7
740 Impressive results, the control group haven't advanced beyond hoverboards. 1.2812 0.03722 192 144 42 6
741 So he cheats! Doesn't that mean he's even smarter? 1.2812 0.03936 192 147 36 9
742 So this counts as completing the maze, right? 1.2812 0.03901 192 149 33 10
743 This skews everything. 1.2812 0.03648 192 143 44 5
744 Who says rats aren't exactly rocket scientists? 1.2812 0.03866 192 146 38 8
745 We didn't foresee this when we borrowed him from the NASA lab. 1.2812 0.03936 192 147 36 9
746 If he hovers and toasts it, I’m quitting. 1.2812 0.03936 192 147 36 9
747 I'm so sick of proving rats are smarter then I am. 1.2812 0.04005 192 148 34 10
748 Let's see how he does with the flying cat. 1.2812 0.03866 192 146 38 8
749 You said its name was Elon Muskrat? 1.2812 0.03036 192 148 39 5
750 And here we have Lab Mouse number 007. 1.2812 0.03936 192 147 36 9
751 Poor little thing, do you think he knows he's a guinea pig? 1.2812 0.04072 192 149 32 11
752 Now, let’s see if he can stick the landing. 1.2812 0.04072 192 149 32 11
753 Must be the Tang." 1.2812 0.03866 192 146 38 8
754 What did you put in the cheese? 1.2812 0.03648 192 143 44 5
755 What say? Time to buy shares of that brain boosting supplement maker? 1.2812 0.04072 192 149 32 11
756 First, close the windows. Then call the Pentagon! 1.2812 0.03936 192 147 36 9
757 Don't worry: "Mice Can Cheat" is a fine conclusion." 1.2812 0.03795 192 145 40 7
758 You used the engineering manual to bed the cage, didn't you? 1.2812 0.03936 192 147 36 9
759 If he’s that smart, you’d think he’d just make his own cheese. 1.2812 0.03936 192 147 36 9
760 Iran won't know what hit them. 1.2812 0.04268 192 152 26 14
761 I mean, I'd be more impressed if it was hydroelectric. 1.2812 0.04005 192 148 34 10
762 Let's put this one in the tobacco study. 1.2812 0.03866 192 146 38 8
763 I feel oddly shaken, but not stirred. 1.2812 0.04072 192 149 32 11
764 We never should have given him an Amazon account. 1.2811 0.03651 185 137 44 4
765 It appears to be a 21st Century mouse vs. a 20th Century maze 1.2811 0.04177 185 144 30 11
766 Good thing the animal rights people have been too busy with climate change. 1.2811 0.03651 185 137 44 4
767 We may have to separate him from the others. 1.2804 0.03903 189 144 37 8
768 We could just hand it to him. 1.2804 0.03794 189 145 36 8
769 So are we hypothesizing the intelligence of mice or the quality of the cheese? 1.2804 0.04249 189 149 27 13
770 I have my doubts about peer review. 1.2804 0.03903 189 144 37 8
771 But can he teach his methodology to others? 1.2804 0.03719 189 144 38 7
772 Man, my cat is going to be pissed when he hears that I started this. 1.2804 0.03903 189 144 37 8
773 So your biggest concern is that each mouse gets a jetpack rather than where this one came from? 1.2804 0.03903 189 149 29 11
774 He's taking all the fun out this. 1.2804 0.03903 189 144 37 8
775 Sure, he’s off the charts on the technical side, but it’s at the expense of his artistic merit score if you ask me. 1.2800 0.03940 175 132 37 6
776 I think we underestimated the female rats. 1.2795 0.04058 161 121 35 5
777 This is nothing. Yesterday he was spotted in Wisconsin. 1.2789 0.03886 190 145 37 8
778 Best time yet 1.2789 0.03921 190 148 32 10
779 Why does he get a jet pack and I have to take the subway to work? 1.2781 0.04137 187 146 30 11
780 Algernon is getting good at this. 1.2781 0.04067 187 145 32 10
781 It's not really in the spirit of the game, is it? 1.2781 0.03849 187 142 38 7
782 That's one giant leap for micekind! 1.2781 0.03849 187 142 38 7
783 Sure he set a new record for running the maze, but he didn't follow the rules so we'll have to consider the drug a failure. 1.2781 0.04067 187 145 32 10
784 This one must be getting help from the outside 1.2781 0.03011 187 147 34 6
785 okay zoomer 1.2781 0.04067 187 145 32 10
786 This is what happens when you bring out the good cheese 1.2781 0.03923 187 143 36 8
787 You can always tell the mice from NASA 1.2781 0.04067 187 145 32 10
788 I suppose it's just possible that he's on the way to save the day. 1.2781 0.03996 187 144 34 9
789 We'll need to observe his social visits from friends and family members more closely. 1.2781 0.04067 187 145 32 10
790 ...and the only new variable is that he started reading sheets from The New Yorker on the bottom of his cage? 1.2781 0.03923 187 143 36 8
791 He calls himself Elon Mouse. 1.2778 0.03892 162 123 34 5
792 That's the 'Elon Musk-Rat'. 1.2778 0.04312 162 125 29 8
793 There's no natural law against it. 1.2775 0.04045 173 132 34 7
794 Well, at least he didn’t use a GPS. 1.2775 0.04208 173 134 30 9
795 And from now on, he'd like to be called 'Edam Musk'. 1.2775 0.04208 173 134 30 9
796 This experiment seems cheesy. 1.2775 0.04127 173 133 32 8
797 We'll have to disqualify him for failure to follow rules. 1.2775 0.04045 173 132 34 7
798 Well yes, the learning curve is somewhat quicker than expected. 1.2775 0.03961 173 131 36 6
799 When he said he's over this whole maze thing. I didn't understand what he meant. 1.2775 0.03961 173 131 36 6
800 I’m going to check “Thinks outside the box” on that one. 1.2775 0.04045 173 132 34 7
801 Is this all you got done? 1.2767 0.04363 159 123 28 8
802 Maybe the test didn't really challenge the subject. 1.2762 0.04002 181 139 34 8
803 Im thinking we should anesthetize the smart-ass. You? 1.2762 0.03683 181 135 42 4
804 I can hardly wait to section his brain! 1.2762 0.04298 181 143 26 12
805 He’s thinking outside of the box! 1.2759 0.04186 174 135 30 9
806 So imported cheese does make a difference? 1.2759 0.04265 174 136 28 10
807 The one time your boss observes you... 1.2759 0.04025 174 133 34 7
808 Yeah, but it’s still cheating. 1.2757 0.04017 185 143 33 9
809 Whoa, disruptive! 1.2757 0.03944 185 142 35 8
810 I thought Red Bull was supposed to give them wings 1.2757 0.03792 185 140 39 6
811 He has a masters from MIT. 1.2757 0.03792 185 140 39 6
812 I didn't even see her put it on. 1.2757 0.03713 185 139 41 5
813 I would dial the dose back a touch. For our sake. 1.2757 0.03713 185 139 41 5
814 Well he’s out, you know the rules..... no helmets. 1.2757 0.04161 185 145 29 11
815 I think it's safe to say he's our alpha. 1.2757 0.03944 185 142 35 8
816 He works for Amazon. 1.2757 0.04090 185 144 31 10
817 Next time let's just use the mice from MIT to feed the snakes. 1.2757 0.03713 185 139 41 5
818 Yes, he’s very clever, to but I still say it’s cheating. 1.2753 0.03801 178 134 39 5
819 Trouble is, once he touches down, it’s the same old rat race again. 1.2753 0.03883 178 135 37 6
820 Amid severe budget cuts, auditions for the next James Bond movie continued. 1.2753 0.03964 178 136 35 7
821 I really don't think he's coming back. 1.2753 0.03883 178 135 37 6
822 These millennial rats get so bored with lever-pressing. 1.2753 0.04043 178 137 33 8
823 It hardly seems fair to the others. 1.2753 0.04043 178 137 33 8
824 Oh, Mr. Musk is going to heart emoji this! 1.2753 0.04043 178 137 33 8
825 I’m recording this result as an outlier. 1.2753 0.03801 178 134 39 5
826 Sure, the engineering is impressive, but it just goes to show he lacks a sense of direction. 1.2753 0.03964 178 136 35 7
827 Instinct, my ass! 1.2753 0.04121 178 138 31 9
828 The strangest part is he's only the control group 1.2747 0.03983 182 140 34 8
829 They’ll never convince me that genetically modified mice don’t skew results. 1.2747 0.03748 182 137 40 5
830 While I admire the innovation, I don't see how this will help. He's still a blind mouse. 1.2747 0.03130 182 140 38 4
831 The experiment was a success, the humans suspect nothing 1.2747 0.04133 182 142 30 10
832 we're gonna need more cheese" 1.2747 0.03828 182 138 38 6
833 What do you know, that Smartwater really works after all. 1.2747 0.03748 182 137 40 5
834 I worry that switching to the Emmenthaler may have skewed the results. 1.2747 0.03983 182 140 34 8
835 Are we counting the six weeks it took him to build that? 1.2747 0.03748 182 137 40 5
836 Well, it looks like Amazon has scaled back on their drone delivery expectations “. 1.2747 0.03906 182 139 36 7
837 Very impressive but 407-b made a nice fondue so he gets my vote. 1.2747 0.04277 182 144 26 12
838 I bet you didn’t see that coming. 1.2747 0.03983 182 140 34 8
839 I knew we shouldn't of accepted these free mice from NASA. 1.2747 0.04059 182 141 32 9
840 So that's what happens if you give it a cookie 1.2747 0.03983 182 140 34 8
841 That’s nothing—he built a portal gun to get to the smoked Gouda. 1.2747 0.03582 182 135 44 3
842 I wonder what else he got for Christmas. 1.2747 0.03983 182 140 34 8
843 Let's just say this data point should be excluded and move on. 1.2747 0.03983 182 140 34 8
844 Maybe the gene therapy was a little too effective. 1.2747 0.04059 182 141 32 9
845 I'd say that intelligence gene modification was a success! 1.2747 0.04059 182 141 32 9
846 Do are we to conclude that the mouse will always choose the jet pack over the intellectual challenge of the maze? 1.2727 0.03985 176 135 34 7
847 The Mouse that Soared. Amazing! 1.2727 0.04222 176 138 28 10
848 I promise I told Amazon not to send Stuart Little 1.2727 0.04066 176 136 32 8
849 Looks like we finally have a cheese wiz we can be proud to serve. 1.2727 0.03903 176 134 36 6
850 They left a note that said they'd rather look for pizza in the subway. 1.2727 0.03985 176 135 34 7
851 First the movie Cats, now this. 1.2727 0.04066 176 136 32 8
852 Is that for the Amazon contract? 1.2727 0.03732 176 137 32 7
853 I'm visualizing a Nobel Prize here but we may need to tweek the hypothesis. 1.2727 0.04066 176 136 32 8
854 Brenda, I know you said when pigs fly, but... 1.2727 0.04066 176 136 32 8
855 I knew we shouldn't have watched Mission Impossible in the lab! 1.2727 0.03985 176 135 34 7
856 Clearly he's the over-achiever 1.2727 0.03219 176 139 31 6
857 For me, this just underscores how amazing you look in that lab coat Cynthia. 1.2727 0.04298 176 139 26 11
858 You should see what the one with water-skis can do 1.2727 0.03554 176 135 36 5
859 I’m concerned that he’s one of the three blind ones. 1.2727 0.04066 176 136 32 8
860 Did I win? 1.2722 0.03926 180 138 35 7
861 Does he know the prize is just a piece of cheese? 1.2722 0.03926 180 138 35 7
862 If they still don't believe in evolution after this, we should give up. 1.2722 0.03926 180 138 35 7
863 0932 fails the maze, but his coolness is off the charts. 1.2722 0.04156 180 141 29 10
864 I knew those JPL lab rats were gonna be a problem. 1.2722 0.03184 180 142 32 6
865 I got tired of watching them just walk through the maze. 1.2722 0.04004 180 139 33 8
866 You forgot his water bottle. 1.2722 0.04081 180 140 31 9
867 This is the one doing intermittent fasting? 1.2722 0.03681 180 135 41 4
868 I haven't seen him since he escaped from the maze and stole our mind enhancing drugs. 1.2722 0.03846 180 137 37 6
869 42; but I have no idea what that means. 1.2722 0.04004 180 139 33 8
870 His name is Bond. Rat Bond. 1.2722 0.03926 180 138 35 7
871 I told you cheese gives you gas! 1.2722 0.04156 180 141 29 10
872 We'll it's no flying pig, but I still didn't think I'd ever see this. 1.2722 0.03846 180 137 37 6
873 I asked for a vertical mouse for my computer. 1.2722 0.03373 180 139 36 5
874 Amazingly advanced? Yes. But also cheating. 1.2722 0.04002 169 129 34 6
875 Let’s call that an outlier. 1.2722 0.04002 169 129 34 6
876 Wait, I’m not giving him a Pass until he actually eats the cheese... 1.2722 0.03913 169 128 36 5
877 I wondered how the cow jumped over the moon. 1.2722 0.03913 169 128 36 5
878 If it can't work out the maze route then we count it as another fail. 1.2722 0.04175 169 131 30 8
879 Apparently our maze is old school. 1.2722 0.03913 169 128 36 5
880 They don't learn the maze and they don't want to exercise. These rats are just like my kids with their tech toys. 1.2722 0.04175 169 131 30 8
881 He's clearly in the placebo group because the others built drones. 1.2722 0.04547 158 125 23 10
882 Just give it a second. He still won’t find the cheese. 1.2711 0.04221 166 129 29 8
883 He' never tried this hard. I think he knows he's going to the medical study lab next week. 1.2703 0.04244 148 113 30 5
884 Exactly how does this help funding for Spaceforce? 1.2697 0.03865 178 136 36 6
885 It's time to retire this one. He's catching on to us. 1.2697 0.03946 178 137 34 7
886 Equally impressive is the fact that he built that from the water bottle. 1.2697 0.04026 178 138 32 8
887 Is he one of the lab rats we got form MIT? 1.2697 0.04104 178 139 30 9
888 Isn't he lactose intolerant? 1.2697 0.03336 178 140 32 6
889 You say he did this after how many attempts? 1.2697 0.03610 178 133 42 3
890 Okay, but I'm not impressed with his lateral thrust control. 1.2697 0.03697 178 134 40 4
891 Who are the rocket scientists now?! 1.2697 0.04180 178 140 28 10
892 It’s Elon Mousk 1.2697 0.02820 178 140 34 4
893 Can you double-check that this is the control group? 1.2697 0.03383 178 138 35 5
894 This one thinks he’s above it all. 1.2695 0.04135 141 106 32 3
895 We’re going to need a better mousetrap. 1.2686 0.03731 175 132 39 4
896 Now that's one giant leap for ratkind. 1.2686 0.03903 175 134 35 6
897 With all due respect to Sammy, Dean and Frank... let’s just call it The Rat Pack. 1.2686 0.04147 175 137 29 9
898 Let's just clock it at five seconds and call it a day. 1.2686 0.03986 175 135 33 7
899 What if he just grabs the cheese and goes? 1.2686 0.03986 175 135 33 7
900 The good news for us is that a mouse can't be named on a patent. 1.2686 0.04067 175 136 31 8
901 This one's thinking outside the maze. 1.2686 0.03986 175 135 33 7
902 Ever since we introduced the VR app, none of the rats want to do the real maze. 1.2686 0.03986 175 135 33 7
903 The funny thing is, he doesn't even like cheese 1.2686 0.03818 175 133 37 5
904 She still has to stick the landing. 1.2686 0.03731 175 132 39 4
905 So, where do you want to go for lunch? 1.2686 0.03944 175 137 30 8
906 He will get the cheese before we get the grant 1.2686 0.04067 175 136 31 8
907 This is game changer. 1.2686 0.03596 175 133 38 4
908 If we move fast, we can probably get a Netflix deal out of this. 1.2686 0.03903 175 134 35 6
909 I told you not to use the NASA mice. 1.2671 0.04203 161 125 29 7
910 This is the mouse we injected with the Chuck Norris strain. 1.2671 0.03713 161 130 23 8
911 I denied their request for gouda. 1.2671 0.04295 161 126 27 8
912 I can’t say whether this experiment was a failure or a success. 1.2671 0.04384 161 127 25 9
913 Using jet fuel? In this economy? 1.2671 0.04203 161 125 29 7
914 OK. Send in a request for a maze lid. 1.2671 0.04295 161 126 27 8
915 Personally, I would have walked. 1.2671 0.04110 161 124 31 6
916 Shouldn't we be concerned, Henry?" "No, Janice, he is wearing a helmet. 1.2671 0.04110 161 124 31 6
917 I think we did it, Meghan. We have indisputable evidence. They’ll have to take Trump University serious now! 1.2671 0.04203 161 125 29 7
918 I just checked. There is nothing in the rules agains it. 1.2671 0.04110 161 124 31 6
919 Are they allowed to do that? 1.2671 0.03917 161 122 35 4
920 We're gonna need a better maze 1.2654 0.03993 162 124 33 5
921 Oh it definitely didn't do that for the Muenster... 1.2651 0.04113 166 129 30 7
922 And that's zero points for delayed gratification!" 1.2651 0.04023 166 128 32 6
923 They never bothered to use the jet pack for the Stilton. 1.2651 0.03692 166 127 35 4
924 We've moved beyond the classic maze to one of full immersion virtual reality. Unfortunately, it still wants the real cheese. 1.2647 0.04299 170 135 25 10
925 How are we going to spin it this time... 1.2647 0.03962 170 131 33 6
926 If we need it, your cat's in your office, right? 1.2647 0.04048 170 132 31 7
927 That's.... amazing? 1.2647 0.03782 170 129 37 4
928 But Susan, would you say this is slightly more intelligent or greatly more intelligent? 1.2647 0.03689 170 128 39 3
929 Maybe we'll get tenure if we pretend we invented it. 1.2647 0.03962 170 131 33 6
930 Intelligence has become very hard to measure. 1.2645 0.04397 155 122 25 8
931 Let's clone this one. 1.2628 0.04277 156 122 27 7
932 Her resume did specifically mention breaking through the glass ceiling. 1.2619 0.03891 168 129 34 5
933 I think their technology is more advanced than we thought. 1.2619 0.03798 168 128 36 4
934 They go to extremes for Gruyere. 1.2619 0.03454 168 132 31 5
935 He doesn't do cheddar. 1.2619 0.03891 168 129 34 5
936 Yeah well, he’s built these devices before. They look terrific but they never really work. 1.2619 0.04070 168 131 30 7
937 We need to update our paradigm. 1.2619 0.03891 168 129 34 5
938 Well, seems like a good time to break for lunch. 1.2619 0.03703 168 127 38 3
939 He thinks he can outsmart us, but the cheese is just a hologram. 1.2619 0.04242 168 133 26 9
940 After all the training and student loans, it's come to this. 1.2619 0.03606 168 131 32 5
941 I think we'd better stop lining their cages with grant-proposal forms. 1.2619 0.03982 168 130 32 6
942 WOW! ...He applied what he learned! 1.2619 0.04157 168 132 28 8
943 Oh, that’s just Chuck E. Yeager. 1.2619 0.03982 168 130 32 6
944 Its a new Apple mouse. You tell them they got the product request wrong? 1.2619 0.04157 168 132 28 8
945 Today's mice are not the same as the one's before the internet. 1.2619 0.03982 168 130 32 6
946 Do you reckon it'll be easier to get clearance from the FAA than from the FDA? 1.2619 0.03703 168 127 38 3
947 Damn, even I didn't think of that. 1.2619 0.03703 168 127 38 3
948 His helicopter is in the shop again. 1.2619 0.03982 168 130 32 6
949 Guess we'll have to do a better job of hiding the cheese. 1.2619 0.04325 168 134 24 10
950 He’s not allowed to use that. 1.2619 0.03703 168 127 38 3
951 We’re going to have to allocate more of our budget to the cheese. 1.2619 0.03982 168 130 32 6
952 He deserves more than cheese. 1.2619 0.03703 168 127 38 3
953 She's always been a prodigy. 1.2619 0.04242 168 133 26 9
954 Welp, the plague is airborne now 1.2619 0.03982 168 130 32 6
955 I told you we shouldn't have let him watch that James Bond movie. 1.2619 0.04242 168 133 26 9
956 He's been trained to think outside the box. 1.2619 0.03982 168 130 32 6
957 It says her that one of the common side effects is 'Mighty Mouse Syndrome'. 1.2619 0.03982 168 130 32 6
958 I think we should still count this as failing the maze 1.2611 0.04253 157 123 27 7
959 Let’s roll him back to triple espressos in the morning. 1.2611 0.04056 157 121 31 5
960 You shouldn't have named him Elon Mousk. 1.2611 0.04253 157 123 27 7
961 Technology makes this generation so lazy! 1.2611 0.04155 157 122 29 6
962 This is a blatant disqualification. 1.2597 0.04100 154 119 30 5
963 Maybe next time you won’t doubt my hypothesis Carolyn. 1.2597 0.03297 154 122 28 4
964 I really hate the scientific method. 1.2597 0.04202 154 120 28 6
965 This won't cure cancer. 1.2597 0.04302 154 121 26 7
966 Any idea how we score this one? 1.2597 0.03888 154 117 34 3
967 You give a mouse a cookie, he'll ask for a jet pack, I guess." 1.2590 0.04267 166 132 25 9
968 I swear, I was only gone for 10 minutes. 1.2590 0.04002 166 129 31 6
969 Well, that’s one small flight for mouse... 1.2590 0.04002 166 129 31 6
970 Say he doesn’t use it to get to the cheese, but uses it to take the cheese. Then what? 1.2590 0.04002 166 129 31 6
971 Now let’s see if he can find the cheese. 1.2590 0.03718 166 136 21 9
972 He's a jetpackrat. 1.2590 0.04267 166 132 25 9
973 We'll be needing a lot more cheese from here on out. 1.2590 0.04267 166 132 25 9
974 Let's see them try to ban animal testing now. 1.2590 0.04002 166 129 31 6
975 Come on, jet packs always skew the test results. 1.2590 0.03718 166 126 37 3
976 I hate to say it’s stupid, but really... this is the 23rd time and it still cannot run the maze. 1.2590 0.04351 166 133 23 10
977 You're right; it's time to put a lid on it. 1.2590 0.03815 166 127 35 4
978 What is this Kobayashi Maru he keeps talking about? 1.2590 0.03909 166 128 33 5
979 Perhaps we shouldn't borrow mice from the Drone Lab anymore. 1.2590 0.03909 166 128 33 5
980 Cross out ED and put in "improves intelligence" 1.2590 0.04092 166 130 29 7
981 I knew it was a mistake to lend him out to the Jet Propulsion Lab ! 1.2590 0.03909 166 128 33 5
982 The drug was originally developed as a cure for male pattern baldness, but marketing are quite excited about the possibilities. 1.2590 0.03909 166 128 33 5
983 She designed this maze, which looks remarkably like our lab complex. 1.2590 0.04002 166 129 31 6
984 I'll bet B.F. Skinner never imagined this. 1.2581 0.04374 155 123 24 8
985 Even Skinner would say that’s a B.F.D. 1.2578 0.04738 128 101 21 6
986 That seals it. I'm doubling my daily dose of B12. 1.2577 0.04316 163 130 24 9
987 Great. Now he'll want a share of our funding. 1.2577 0.04044 163 127 30 6
988 I think we stop using Marvel movie loops as our stimuli. 1.2577 0.04227 163 129 26 8
989 I know that gadget must have been expensive, but then he is a "prime" member so shipping was free. 1.2577 0.04316 163 130 24 9
990 I quit. 1.2577 0.04044 163 127 30 6
991 Why didn’t we put a top on it? 1.2577 0.04136 163 128 28 7
992 Well, he did pay for the lab 1.2577 0.04044 163 127 30 6
993 I want to publish too, but will it pass peer review?” 1.2577 0.03949 163 126 32 5
994 Cheese, the great motivator. 1.2577 0.04044 163 127 30 6
995 Another failure. Over ten minutes and it still isn't at the cheese. 1.2577 0.03149 163 131 27 5
996 It started after we put the cheese on the top shelf. 1.2577 0.04227 163 129 26 8
997 Houston, we have a mouse problem. 1.2574 0.04109 136 106 26 4
998 And we've been spending all of time trying to build a better mousetrap. 1.2571 0.04345 140 109 26 5
999 Mice these days are so lazy. 1.2548 0.04418 157 126 22 9
1000 That Pet CBD oil is amazing... 1.2548 0.04229 157 124 26 7
1001 This one is in our 'Not Exposed to Social Media' subgroup. 1.2548 0.03929 157 121 32 4
1002 I don't know. Maybe we should raise the height of the walls? 1.2547 0.03869 161 124 33 4
1003 Did I ever tell you that Stuart Little was my first crush? I want to be scared but this is super sexually confusing for me. 1.2547 0.04342 161 129 23 9
1004 Where do you suppose he got the rocket fuel ? 1.2547 0.04159 161 127 27 7
1005 So Carol, what's for lunch? 1.2547 0.04159 161 127 27 7
1006 His sponsor is Elon Musk. 1.2533 0.04034 150 116 30 4
1007 The gouda made him gassy so I went with it on this one. 1.2533 0.04250 150 118 26 6
1008 But, he's from the control group! 1.2533 0.04034 150 116 30 4
1009 Check out Elon Mousk over here. 1.2533 0.04144 150 117 28 5
1010 I’d suspect he’s overthinking this. 1.2533 0.04144 150 117 28 5
1011 Oh great...that's ruined the experiment and now we've learnt nothing. 1.2533 0.04250 150 118 26 6
1012 So that's what he meant by having a 'power lunch'. 1.2532 0.04178 154 121 27 6
1013 What kind of cheese are we using? 1.2532 0.03969 154 119 31 4
1014 I spent a week building this maze. 1.2532 0.03907 158 122 32 4
1015 If you give a mouse a jet pack, he will shatter your research. 1.2532 0.03695 158 125 28 5
1016 Just as I suspected. 1.2532 0.04109 158 124 28 6
1017 Let’s switch back to the Roquefort. 1.2532 0.04206 158 125 26 7
1018 Well, Tonya, what did we learn? 1.2532 0.04109 158 124 28 6
1019 Don't worry, we can market this to Amazon and make a bundle! 1.2532 0.04009 158 123 30 5
1020 Now this is truly a mazing. 1.2532 0.04300 158 126 24 8
1021 We have been encouraging them to think outside the box. 1.2532 0.04206 158 125 26 7
1022 He wins. 1.2532 0.04009 158 123 30 5
1023 Well, B.F. Skinner is not here, is he? 1.2532 0.04109 158 124 28 6
1024 A little gene-splicing – and he's already way ahead of you. 1.2532 0.04300 158 126 24 8
1025 Shows initiative. Failed to find the cheese. 1.2532 0.04109 158 124 28 6
1026 We're going to need a harder maze. 1.2532 0.03585 158 124 30 4
1027 So that's what happens when you give a mouse an Amazon Prime account!" 1.2532 0.04300 158 126 24 8
1028 I read 70% of published results weren’t reproducible. 1.2532 0.03803 158 121 34 3
1029 They were bred for the space program. 1.2532 0.04109 158 124 28 6
1030 Meh, not so impressive. The previous specimen had Amazon Fresh deliver it right to him. 1.2532 0.04009 158 123 30 5
1031 Gee whiz - Why didn't we think of that? 1.2532 0.04206 158 125 26 7
1032 Red Bull is now underwriting the study. 1.2532 0.03907 158 122 32 4
1033 Greatest leap in mouse tech, and he still just wants the cheese. 1.2517 0.04300 147 116 25 6
1034 Subject #007 lives up to his name, I see. 1.2516 0.03675 159 121 36 2
1035 I told you we shouldn't have shown them Mission Impossible 1.2516 0.03782 159 122 34 3
1036 It seems she is aware of our status change from College to University. 1.2516 0.03987 159 124 30 5
1037 We may be witnessing the origin story of the next Marvel comics superhero. 1.2516 0.03987 159 124 30 5
1038 He's rejected the cheese, but seems to be eyeing the liquor cabinet. 1.2516 0.04182 159 126 26 7
1039 I thought you gave him the jet pack. 1.2516 0.03987 159 124 30 5
1040 Don't be offended, but I've always been attracted to black women 1.2516 0.04276 159 127 24 8
1041 Guess that settles its fight for flight response. 1.2500 0.04130 156 123 27 6
1042 call the cat in here... 1.2500 0.04381 148 118 23 7
1043 This gives new meaning to Rat Pack. 1.2500 0.04029 156 122 29 5
1044 But then, it’s failing to complete the maze. 1.2500 0.03880 144 110 32 2
1045 Same dose as the other rats, except this ones got style. 1.2500 0.03925 156 121 31 4
1046 The pepperjack seems to have the biggest kick. 1.2500 0.04029 156 122 29 5
1047 They're not THAT smart. They still can't figure out the afterburner. Don't look at the ceiling if you have a weak stomach. 1.2500 0.04229 156 124 25 7
1048 Just wait until he tries to go over water. 1.2500 0.04029 156 122 29 5
1049 Should we tell him this won't get him the participation compensation? 1.2500 0.03818 156 120 33 3
1050 I’m getting a real ‘Flowers for Algernon’ vibe here. You know, ‘Flowers for Algernon?’ ‘Ignorance is bliss?’ 1959 short story by Daniel Keyes? Jesus, Gloria, read a fucking book. 1.2500 0.04397 136 107 24 5
1051 Is it just me, or do you get the impression we're underestimating their cognitive skills? 1.2500 0.04229 156 124 25 7
1052 We need to develop a retirement plan. 1.2500 0.03925 156 121 31 4
1053 Well, so much for pavlovian conditioning. I think she made the labyrinth irrelevant. 1.2500 0.04080 156 125 24 7
1054 He asked to see our cross-platform promotion strategy first. 1.2500 0.01732 156 126 29 1
1055 Of course, he's outgrown his maze; I told you the reward was too generous. 1.2500 0.04029 156 122 29 5
1056 I think we're going to need higher walls. 1.2500 0.04029 156 122 29 5
1057 You wanted the other kind of pack rat? 1.2500 0.03708 156 119 35 2
1058 We really need to stop buying rats from Richard Branson 1.2500 0.03925 156 121 31 4
1059 He's training to be the mascot for the Space Force 1.2500 0.04130 156 123 27 6
1060 There seems to be an issue with the maze. 1.2500 0.04573 128 101 22 5
1061 First I take your cheese, then I take your research grant! 1.2500 0.04421 156 126 21 9
1062 I hate smart ass mice! 1.2500 0.04229 156 124 25 7
1063 I guess we should make the next maze a little harder. 1.2500 0.04130 156 123 27 6
1064 Evolution just took a flying leap. 1.2500 0.04229 156 124 25 7
1065 They were promised cheese; what did you expect? 1.2500 0.04029 156 122 29 5
1066 Don't tell the boss about this. If she finds out how smart this rat is, there go our jobs. 1.2500 0.04326 156 125 23 8
1067 He said with just a little more funding, he can get it out of the prototype stage. 1.2500 0.04229 156 124 25 7
1068 It's not his first rodeo. 1.2500 0.04130 156 123 27 6
1069 That’s one small step for a mouse, one giant leap for mousekind. 1.2500 0.04029 156 122 29 5
1070 It's not the vertical mouse I asked for. 1.2500 0.03033 156 126 26 4
1071 He will attempt to cure cancer next. 1.2500 0.04130 156 123 27 6
1072 Our next grant application is to NASA 1.2500 0.04229 156 124 25 7
1073 Rough day, huh? 1.2483 0.04213 145 114 26 5
1074 If this succeeds it could really kill the maze business! 1.2483 0.04098 145 113 28 4
1075 I certainly hope it isn't from the control group. 1.2483 0.04213 145 114 26 5
1076 Do you think the report should at least footnote that we reduced the jet thrust? 1.2483 0.04213 145 114 26 5
1077 I thought I warned you about buying rats from 5-star restaurants 1.2483 0.04325 145 115 24 6
1078 I try to ignore him but he just keeps mocking me. 1.2483 0.04213 145 114 26 5
1079 Who gave him the helmet? 1.2483 0.04098 145 113 28 4
1080 Go get the Parmesan. Wait, no...the Parmigiano-Reggiano. 1.2483 0.04435 145 116 22 7
1081 Ok, now that we’ve successfully trained a rat to use a jet pack, tell me again how this will benefit man-kind? 1.2483 0.04541 145 117 20 8
1082 Ok, let's stop here and talk to the dolphins first. 1.2483 0.04325 145 115 24 6
1083 At the Jet Propulsion Lab they learned about grilled cheese. 1.2483 0.04213 145 114 26 5
1084 Quick, get the copyright on "jet-pack-lab-rat"... 1.2483 0.03979 145 112 30 3
1085 That's 'cause he used to handle deliveries for Amazon. 1.2483 0.04325 145 115 24 6
1086 Despite our efforts to disrupt it, their jet propulsion program has reached beta testing. 1.2483 0.04325 145 115 24 6
1087 This adds a third dimension to our study. I’ll fix the spreadsheet. 1.2483 0.03857 145 111 32 2
1088 He's bending the rules. But you have to admit, he's progressing quite rapidly. 1.2483 0.03857 145 111 32 2
1089 He makes a delicious queso 1.2483 0.04213 145 114 26 5
1090 They’ve evolved. 1.2483 0.03857 145 111 32 2
1091 Looks like Bob read "Who Moved My Cheese" to the mice again last night. 1.2483 0.04325 145 115 24 6
1092 Trump wants to weaponize Pizza Rat. 1.2483 0.04098 145 113 28 4
1093 Suicidal. Lactose and gluten intolerant. 1.2483 0.03979 145 117 22 6
1094 What's the reward now? 1.2483 0.04213 145 114 26 5
1095 Do you think that's cheating? 1.2483 0.04098 145 113 28 4
1096 We are similar species after all, it was just a matter of time. 1.2483 0.04213 145 114 26 5
1097 He’s only hurting himself by cheating.. 1.2483 0.04213 145 114 26 5
1098 The Institutional Review Board has requested more information about our research protocol." 1.2483 0.04098 145 113 28 4
1099 It proves there is hope for advancing Trump’s decision making skills, as long as he likes cheese. 1.2483 0.04213 145 114 26 5
1100 Aw, too bad. I like it when we stump ‘em. 1.2483 0.04213 145 114 26 5
1101 ‘Its only a small step sir’ 1.2468 0.03833 154 119 32 3
1102 Yes it is cheating, but look at him fly! 1.2468 0.03833 154 119 32 3
1103 I didn't know that he was one of the three blind ones. 1.2468 0.04049 154 121 28 5
1104 There's our proof. IQ testing is necessary. All mice are not created equal. 1.2468 0.03721 154 118 34 2
1105 Can't we please just give him the cheese? 1.2468 0.03943 154 120 30 4
1106 Now he wants his own Youtube channel 1.2468 0.04049 154 121 28 5
1107 Is that a Tesla logo? 1.2468 0.04253 154 123 24 7
1108 There’s one way to beat the rat race. 1.2468 0.04049 154 121 28 5
1109 The cheese is to fly for 1.2468 0.04152 154 122 26 6
1110 Did you download the GPS app into the helmet? 1.2468 0.04049 154 121 28 5
1111 We have to stop letting the undergrads design our experiments. 1.2468 0.03833 154 119 32 3
1112 They did demand a double blind study! 1.2468 0.03943 154 120 30 4
1113 Another project funded by the Pentagon? 1.2468 0.04049 154 121 28 5
1114 Now that he easily solved it, he thinks he's the big cheese. 1.2468 0.04049 154 121 28 5
1115 Where’d she get the helmet? 1.2468 0.04049 154 121 28 5
1116 Well I think she’s disqualified. 1.2468 0.04049 154 121 28 5
1117 No! Don’t tell the boss...the little guy has earned it. 1.2468 0.03943 154 120 30 4
1118 He says one more cheese maze and he'll vaporize us. 1.2468 0.03943 154 120 30 4
1119 Do you think we have gone a bit too far with our behavioral testing? 1.2468 0.03943 154 120 30 4
1120 I can't wait to see what happens when we double the dose of this new drug. 1.2468 0.04152 154 122 26 6
1121 I told you using the Gouda would make a difference 1.2468 0.03721 154 118 34 2
1122 I blame the Millennials. 1.2468 0.03943 154 120 30 4
1123 Are you sure you put the L.S.D. in HIS water? 1.2468 0.03996 154 123 25 6
1124 I suspect, they were only doing it because it meant so much to us. 1.2467 0.04116 150 118 27 5
1125 Well, sure, if he's going to cheat. 1.2467 0.04116 150 118 27 5
1126 I figured a dose of cocaine that size would have killed him. But instead he became, like, insanely tight. 1.2467 0.04224 150 119 25 6
1127 My mistake, I thought management said to research autono-MOUSE drones. 1.2467 0.03893 150 116 31 3
1128 He's cheated before. 1.2467 0.04530 150 122 19 9
1129 Still think STEM is right for you? 1.2467 0.04116 150 118 27 5
1130 Interesting. 1.2467 0.04224 150 119 25 6
1131 He's certainly got better funding that we do. 1.2450 0.04092 151 119 27 5
1132 Our critics are going to have a tough time reproducing the research data on this one. 1.2450 0.03983 151 118 29 4
1133 Maybe we shouldn't have used the mice from Mensa! 1.2450 0.04092 151 119 27 5
1134 What? You told me to think outside of the box! 1.2450 0.03871 151 117 31 3
1135 The control group is using hang gliders." 1.2450 0.04092 151 119 27 5
1136 Holy shit. Dad is gonna kill us. 1.2450 0.04303 151 121 23 7
1137 And he's selling our cheese 1.2450 0.04303 151 121 23 7
1138 Do you think he'll like that cheese? 1.2450 0.04199 151 120 25 6
1139 I guess we need a code for "jet-packed" now. 1.2450 0.03983 151 123 21 7
1140 Note that when it comes to cheese, Buzz is highly motivated. 1.2450 0.03983 151 118 29 4
1141 Did you use the good cheese again? 1.2450 0.03813 151 119 28 4
1142 We need to invent a better maze for this one. 1.2450 0.03927 151 120 26 5
1143 Not to mention we'll need a better trap. 1.2450 0.04199 151 120 25 6
1144 I think he was expecting a mild Brie. 1.2450 0.02891 151 122 26 3
1145 Yeah the human race is doomed, but on the plus side his results are off the charts 1.2450 0.03112 151 121 27 3
1146 He's part of the control group that includes pepperoni. 1.2450 0.04199 151 120 25 6
1147 They’re getting tired of the daily rind. 1.2450 0.04092 151 119 27 5
1148 Amazing difference using green cheese. 1.2450 0.02734 151 121 28 2
1149 Letting him watch every episode of Pinky and the Brain seems to have paid off 1.2450 0.04404 151 122 21 8
1150 Let’s put him in a cancer study. 1.2450 0.04303 151 121 23 7
1151 Do you remember when flubber was the state of the art? 1.2450 0.03755 151 116 33 2
1152 Algernon always was an overachiever. 1.2450 0.03871 151 117 31 3
1153 This is always the easy part. He now has 15 seconds complete the raclette stage. 1.2450 0.04092 151 119 27 5
1154 Do you think they will still say the findings aren't generalizable? 1.2450 0.03983 151 118 29 4
1155 This rodent is pure Evel! 1.2450 0.04303 151 121 23 7
1156 Lining their nests with that Asimov novel is skewing our data 1.2450 0.04199 151 120 25 6
1157 You ever think how, in a way, we're all just working to get that cheddar? 1.2450 0.04303 151 121 23 7
1158 Sometimes you're the cheese and sometimes you're the rat. 1.2450 0.03983 151 118 29 4
1159 The interns call him Elon Muskrat. 1.2449 0.03932 147 114 30 3
1160 If he was really smart, he'd use it to fly outta here. 1.2444 0.04394 135 107 23 5
1161 The last one headed straight for the moon. Go figure. 1.2434 0.03554 152 128 16 8
1162 I guess there is such a thing as too much funding. 1.2434 0.03848 152 118 31 3
1163 That one's Elon Muskrat. 1.2416 0.04222 149 119 24 6
1164 What hath God rat 1.2416 0.04057 149 120 23 6
1165 I raised the dosage of Adderall for this one 1.2416 0.04328 149 120 22 7
1166 I think we should just give him our job and call it a day. 1.2416 0.04001 149 117 28 4
1167 I told you we shouldn't let him get deliveries from Amazon. 1.2416 0.03886 149 116 30 3
1168 Want to go back to my place? 1.2416 0.04001 149 117 28 4
1169 I told you we should've set some ground rules. 1.2416 0.04001 149 117 28 4
1170 We exclude the outliers. 1.2416 0.03707 149 122 21 6
1171 Apparently, he was too stupid to figure it out. 1.2416 0.04113 149 118 26 5
1172 Does that mean it's technically a bat? 1.2416 0.04222 149 119 24 6
1173 After his bankruptcies, fraudulent charity, fraudulent university, and a dozen sexual assault accusations, this looks acceptable. 1.2416 0.04001 149 117 28 4
1174 Don’t forget, we’re calculating rat intelligence with a truncated mean, discarding the high and low ends. So just ignore this little guy. 1.2416 0.04113 149 118 26 5
1175 Clever yes, but the rat didn't learn the maze. 1.2414 0.04407 145 117 21 7
1176 Let's just count that one as experimental error. 1.2414 0.04407 145 117 21 7
1177 Maybe we underestimated his intelligence. 1.2414 0.03887 145 115 26 4
1178 You mean the drugs were supposed to be for the mice? 1.2414 0.04068 145 114 27 4
1179 I told you NOT to use rats from New York City,...the "rat race" takes on a whole new meaning there. 1.2414 0.04068 145 114 27 4
1180 R&D is doing well I see? 1.2414 0.04184 145 115 25 5
1181 He has the technology, but SHOULD he have the technology. 1.2414 0.04068 145 114 27 4
1182 Do you think the mouse would mind if I ate the cheese? I skipped lunch today... 1.2414 0.03948 145 113 29 3
1183 I didn't give it to him. I thought you gave it to him. 1.2414 0.04068 145 114 27 4
1184 Tweet the President: Space Corps passed first test. 1.2414 0.04407 145 117 21 7
1185 Well, he did after all solve the problem 1.2414 0.04068 145 114 27 4
1186 I guess our work is done? 1.2414 0.04184 145 115 25 5
1187 It’s the complete lack of respect for old school that hurts the most. 1.2414 0.04068 145 114 27 4
1188 That has to be my late husband—his kind of trick for sure. 1.2414 0.03948 145 113 29 3
1189 Looks like the treatment worked. 1.2414 0.03498 145 117 24 4
1190 I'm not surprised. We had him pegged as a high flier early on. 1.2406 0.04154 133 109 18 6
1191 You've been dating that engineer again, haven't you? 1.2403 0.04640 129 104 19 6
1192 Um, these results are going to be difficult to reproduce. 1.2397 0.04043 146 115 27 4
1193 Despite all his rage, he is still just a rat in a maze." 1.2397 0.04271 146 117 23 6
1194 Algernon seems to be making great strides! 1.2397 0.04159 146 116 25 5
1195 He's on loan from the jet propulsion lab. 1.2397 0.04271 146 117 23 6
1196 Who studies behaviour any more anyway? 1.2397 0.04159 146 116 25 5
1197 Given that she designed and built her own jet pack, her ability to learn and navigate the maze seems like a profound misallocation of resources. 1.2397 0.04159 146 116 25 5
1198 I think he has claustrophobia 1.2394 0.04232 142 113 24 5
1199 So much for training him to run the maze. 1.2394 0.04462 142 115 20 7
1200 Well, no more denying; the time has come to upgrade our lab equipment. 1.2394 0.04112 142 112 26 4
1201 OSHA compliance overseer. He’ll be out of here soon enough. 1.2394 0.04348 142 114 22 6
1202 Biology 101, question your assumptions. 1.2394 0.04348 142 114 22 6
1203 We are all very proud of the creativity young Rodney shows in some of his maze runs; but you must make sure he stays below the walls. 1.2394 0.02724 142 115 25 2
1204 Which supplement did he get?" 1.2385 0.04057 130 101 27 2
1205 PETA insists the corners must be rounded. 1.2378 0.04321 143 115 22 6
1206 I don't like cheese , bitch. 1.2378 0.04321 143 115 22 6
1207 What?! No! I thought YOU built that thing for him! 1.2366 0.04174 131 103 25 3
1208 It's safe to say the intelligence drug has an effect. 1.2366 0.04446 131 105 21 5
1209 Is that the overachiever? 1.2366 0.04174 131 103 25 3
1210 That's one giant leap for Mickey, but sadly, the end of our maze experiments. 1.2361 0.04180 144 115 24 5
1211 I’ll let you be lead author on the journal paper. 1.2361 0.04180 144 115 24 5
1212 He’s a transfer from the MIT lab. 1.2361 0.03940 144 113 28 3
1213 Okay, I guess we’d better make the maze harder. 1.2361 0.04294 144 116 22 6
1214 From our experiments, we've concluded that jetpacks are an effective way of getting cheese 1.2361 0.03940 144 113 28 3
1215 Quite frankly, I don’t know if I’ve ever witnessed a better laid scheme. 1.2361 0.03940 144 113 28 3
1216 Year of the rat? 2020 is year of the gear of the rat. 1.2361 0.04180 144 115 24 5
1217 These rats are from the upper east side, let's use brie. 1.2361 0.03751 144 114 27 3
1218 Kill them all. Destroy your notes. The world must never know. 1.2361 0.04121 144 122 13 9
1219 I think subject 5 has outgrown the maze. 1.2361 0.03940 144 113 28 3
1220 These NASA Rats cut straight to the cheese. 1.2361 0.04180 144 115 24 5
1221 I feel like one of the Three Blind Mice. 1.2361 0.04406 144 117 20 7
1222 The Helmut was his idea. 1.2361 0.04621 144 119 16 9
1223 Apparently they're smarter than we thought they were. 1.2361 0.04062 144 114 26 4
1224 Well, I guess this proves your theory that when we take away their sense of smell the rat can adapt." 1.2361 0.04062 144 114 26 4
1225 It's not cheating; he's just thinking outside the box. 1.2361 0.04180 144 115 24 5
1226 If we could only get it to not melt the cheese when he lands 1.2361 0.03815 144 112 30 2
1227 What kind of cheese did you put in there? 1.2361 0.04406 144 117 20 7
1228 I wonder how the monkeys are doing 1.2361 0.03940 144 113 28 3
1229 It says to put a farmers wife at the end of the maze. 1.2361 0.04515 144 118 18 8
1230 They go a little crazy for the Boursin 1.2361 0.04515 144 118 18 8
1231 Evolution, time to build a better mouse trap or find a new job. 1.2361 0.04062 144 114 26 4
1232 Cheating little rat! 1.2361 0.04180 144 115 24 5
1233 There's got to be an easier way to grill cheese. 1.2361 0.04180 144 115 24 5
1234 Smart? Smart! He hasn't even patented it yet! 1.2361 0.03940 144 113 28 3
1235 It's only a matter of time before he figures out drone delivery. 1.2361 0.03940 144 113 28 3
1236 Association doesn't mean causation. 1.2361 0.04294 144 116 22 6
1237 I think Karen has spent too much time watching the Jetsons during her breaks 1.2361 0.04062 144 114 26 4
1238 It's the prototype for a micro-delivery service to cat-free households. 1.2361 0.04515 144 118 18 8
1239 As you can see , mature male rat #007 draws inspiration from his namesake. 1.2361 0.04180 144 115 24 5
1240 I guess this will be a three blind study. 1.2361 0.04180 144 115 24 5
1241 Well, looks like our hypothesis about income inequality in this population is confirmed. 1.2361 0.04180 144 115 24 5
1242 You let him watch Star Wars didn't you? 1.2361 0.03940 144 113 28 3
1243 He locates the cheese in seconds ... he spends most of his time showing off for the female mice in cage 42. 1.2361 0.04180 144 115 24 5
1244 I'm afraid the experimental design makes no allowance for this level of adaptive behavior. 1.2361 0.03940 144 113 28 3
1245 Is this that "Rat Pack" people are always talking about? 1.2361 0.04406 144 117 20 7
1246 I blame climate change. 1.2361 0.04180 144 115 24 5
1247 He’s smart, but a total cheater. 1.2361 0.04062 144 114 26 4
1248 Pretty soon he’s going to want more than cheese. 1.2361 0.04062 144 114 26 4
1249 This may be how the keep getting in. 1.2361 0.04406 144 117 20 7
1250 This must be the one in Mensa. 1.2361 0.04294 144 116 22 6
1251 In 2020, mice did it. In 2016, pigs. 1.2361 0.04294 144 116 22 6
1252 Well, that is thinking out of the maze. 1.2361 0.03815 144 112 30 2
1253 His air-to-fuel mixture is way off. Rookie move! 1.2361 0.04180 144 115 24 5
1254 We might need to rethink our test parameters. 1.2361 0.03940 144 113 28 3
1255 Not funny, Ralph. Now take off that silly costume. 1.2357 0.04254 140 112 23 5
1256 I just feel like we’re hitting a wall with this study. 1.2357 0.04254 140 112 23 5
1257 Wow, that escalated quickly. 1.2357 0.04373 140 113 21 6
1258 We'll need a different intelligence test. 1.2357 0.03875 140 109 29 2
1259 What a shame, Rosco failed to run the course. I thought he had promise. 1.2357 0.04254 140 112 23 5
1260 This one took the placebo. 1.2357 0.04254 140 112 23 5
1261 I think they're catching on. 1.2357 0.04132 140 111 25 4
1262 We should never have implied that the moon is made of cheese. 1.2357 0.04005 140 110 27 3
1263 He goes by Elon Mouse. 1.2357 0.03671 140 110 28 2
1264 It’s a Federal government mouse. That explains its cheating. 1.2357 0.04132 140 111 25 4
1265 For energy level, just write “jet fuel”. 1.2357 0.04254 140 112 23 5
1266 We don’t award points for creativity. 1.2357 0.04254 140 112 23 5
1267 Why are you offended, Tina? I'm just trying to explain how a maze works. 1.2357 0.04254 140 112 23 5
1268 He says Elon Musk had better cheese. 1.2357 0.04132 140 111 25 4
1269 We injected this one with venture capital. 1.2357 0.04254 140 112 23 5
1270 The same mouse that could do this couldn't make its own cheese? 1.2357 0.04005 140 110 27 3
1271 This beats carrying a slice of pizza down subway stairs. 1.2357 0.04489 140 114 19 7
1272 Well, we didn't control for THIS variable... 1.2357 0.04005 140 110 27 3
1273 This one must be a Muskrat. 1.2357 0.04602 140 115 17 8
1274 These young mice are in such a hurry these days. 1.2340 0.04346 141 114 21 6
1275 CRISPR may be having unintended consequences... 1.2340 0.04461 141 115 19 7
1276 Stupid mouse. He's going to burn the cheese with his rocket pack. 1.2340 0.03851 141 110 29 2
1277 We need to let Amazon know that we have finished testing Ratpack pick up service. 1.2340 0.04106 141 112 25 4
1278 See what!? 1.2340 0.04227 141 113 23 5
1279 The Behavioral Research Lab just got awesome! 1.2340 0.03851 141 110 29 2
1280 4.92 seconds - I win - take off your shirt. 1.2340 0.04346 141 114 21 6
1281 Algernon? 1.2340 0.03980 141 111 27 3
1282 Yea, but how does this improve his cognitive skills? 1.2331 0.04386 133 107 21 5
1283 Wait, it the goal to get the cheese or to get out of the maze? 1.2331 0.04048 133 107 22 4
1284 He keeps cheating! 1.2331 0.04514 133 108 19 6
1285 He's passed every test we've thrown at him 1.2331 0.04118 133 105 25 3
1286 I'm not sure how to grade this 1.2331 0.04254 133 106 23 4
1287 How do we measure his intelligence if he's going to cheat. 1.2331 0.04639 133 109 17 7
1288 Looks like we are finally able to prove that the cheese stands alone! 1.2331 0.04254 133 106 23 4
1289 Why didn’t we think of that? 1.2331 0.04254 133 106 23 4
1290 He's sponsored by Elon Musk. 1.2331 0.04639 133 109 17 7
1291 I still think this round of tests on the effects of GMO cheese are not 100% conclusive. 1.2331 0.04254 133 106 23 4
1292 I think Mr. Bezos will like these results. 1.2331 0.04386 133 107 21 5
1293 Give him an A++ for effort. 1.2331 0.04514 133 108 19 6
1294 Maybe we should go back to the Gen-X rats. These millennials don't like to follow the rules. 1.2331 0.04760 133 110 15 8
1295 Let's stop borrowing the engineering' department's rats. 1.2313 0.03952 134 110 19 5
1296 There are holes in your experiment. 1.2308 0.04164 130 103 24 3
1297 We’re going to need a peer review. 1.2302 0.03864 139 109 28 2
1298 This will take the replication crisis to a whole new level. 1.2302 0.04125 139 111 24 4
1299 Technology is not exactly killing behavioral psychology, but it sure is speeding up getting results. 1.2302 0.03996 139 110 26 3
1300 If he can navigate the labyrinthine bureaucracy of the next experiment, then I’m ready to put him in charge of the lab. 1.2302 0.04249 139 112 22 5
1301 I don't understand these Millennial mice. How is building a jetpack easier than just running the maze? 1.2302 0.04370 139 113 20 6
1302 The power of cheese stinking outside the box. 1.2302 0.04714 139 116 14 9
1303 We gotta up our game. 1.2302 0.03996 139 110 26 3
1304 Geeez, Marge, I think this one has gone and disqualified himself! 1.2302 0.03864 139 109 28 2
1305 Is this the one that went to MIT? 1.2302 0.04125 139 111 24 4
1306 One small step for mice, one giant leap for moon cheese 1.2302 0.03996 139 110 26 3
1307 The gene-spliced opposable thumb seems to have worked. 1.2302 0.04249 139 112 22 5
1308 Well, he did build that better mouse trap last time. 1.2302 0.04125 139 111 24 4
1309 He's going to want a nice Barolo with that. 1.2302 0.03864 139 109 28 2
1310 Yes, technically, he is cheating, but he did find the cheese in record time. 1.2302 0.03584 139 107 32 0
1311 Well, technically he found it fastest. 1.2302 0.04125 139 111 24 4
1312 Definitely not part of the placebo group. 1.2302 0.03996 139 110 26 3
1313 The economics of same day delivery just got a lot better. 1.2302 0.04370 139 113 20 6
1314 It doesn't change the fact that the scientific method requires a negative hypothesis. 1.2302 0.03726 139 108 30 1
1315 It appears the rats are gaining on the humans. 1.2302 0.02463 139 113 25 1
1316 Subject seems to have used other methods of solving the maze.. 1.2302 0.04125 139 111 24 4
1317 Subject exhibits remarkable improvement in attitude - not to mention altitude and airspeed. 1.2302 0.04125 139 111 24 4
1318 He tried a zip line. 1.2302 0.03358 139 113 23 3
1319 Truly, the cheese has been moved. 1.2302 0.04249 139 112 22 5
1320 I've only seen this behavior in seals before. 1.2302 0.04249 139 112 22 5
1321 So the space rats came in with their own equipment? 1.2302 0.03726 139 113 22 4
1322 That rat is off the charts. 1.2302 0.02354 139 115 22 2
1323 Well, he did say he was lactose intolerant. 1.2302 0.04125 139 111 24 4
1324 Did you put smart water in his bottle? 1.2302 0.03864 139 109 28 2
1325 I knew they were up to something when they asked for jet engine fuel. 1.2302 0.03996 139 110 26 3
1326 He's auditioning for the sequel: The Mouse That Soared 1.2302 0.04125 139 111 24 4
1327 Looks like he just joined the Jet Rat Pack 1.2302 0.03996 139 110 26 3
1328 We shouldn't have let him see that the cheese is plastic. 1.2302 0.03996 139 110 26 3
1329 Maybe we shouldn't have let them watch that episode of 'How It's Made'. 1.2302 0.04125 139 111 24 4
1330 Yeah it’s impressive but he’s ignoring the cheese. He’s heading toward the fridge. My lunch is in there, Linda. 1.2302 0.03996 139 110 26 3
1331 The test paradigm didn't cover this. 1.2302 0.04488 139 114 18 7
1332 I told you mouse is better than joystick... 1.2302 0.04488 139 114 18 7
1333 We just don't calculate for rapid technological leaps, do we? 1.2302 0.04249 139 112 22 5
1334 He has an unfair advantage. Should we kick him out? 1.2302 0.04249 139 112 22 5
1335 Now the others are whining they want one just like it. 1.2302 0.04125 139 111 24 4
1336 We should remember never to start the experiment with Elon Mouse. 1.2302 0.04602 139 115 16 8
1337 Seal the lab, now! 1.2302 0.03996 139 110 26 3
1338 M.I.T . Mouse 1.2302 0.04249 139 112 22 5
1339 Onto the human trials... 1.2302 0.04488 139 114 18 7
1340 Does he know what comes next?" 1.2296 0.04132 135 110 20 5
1341 The results are clear, your intelligence potion does not improve maze performance. 1.2296 0.04198 135 108 23 4
1342 I told you he was an over-a-cheeser. 1.2296 0.04454 135 110 19 6
1343 We're researchers, not referees - so what if they cheat? 1.2296 0.04198 135 108 23 4
1344 She knows how to get to it. The problem is she hates limburger. 1.2296 0.04064 135 107 25 3
1345 We may need to revise the grades beyond pass/fail. 1.2296 0.04064 135 107 25 3
1346 We made no progress on our cancer research but we did build this adorable jet pack 1.2296 0.04064 135 107 25 3
1347 | heard once you should dress | for the job you want and not | the job you have, so...” 1.2279 0.04171 136 109 23 4
1348 Can we go back to building better traps now? 1.2279 0.03901 136 107 27 2
1349 Watching Mandalorian has really affected this one. 1.2279 0.04424 136 111 19 6
1350 why do we always get the leftovers from NASA? 1.2279 0.03901 136 107 27 2
1351 This one thinks out of the box. 1.2279 0.04038 136 108 25 3
1352 It's on his bucket list. 1.2279 0.04038 136 108 25 3
1353 He's got a thing for smoked Swiss. 1.2279 0.04038 136 108 25 3
1354 Should I write this one down as risk aversion or risk-seeking behavior? 1.2279 0.04038 136 108 25 3
1355 Where did he find goggles that small? 1.2279 0.04424 136 111 19 6
1356 No wonder Mickey didn't want the job! 1.2279 0.04424 136 111 19 6
1357 Well, Bob did say to think outside the box. 1.2279 0.04038 136 108 25 3
1358 Now we know why Swiss cheese has holes 1.2279 0.04171 136 109 23 4
1359 I'm surprised the group with goggles is doing so well! 1.2279 0.04038 136 108 25 3
1360 Say what you will,but he remembered where to find the cheese. 1.2279 0.03901 136 107 27 2
1361 I told you that the independent variable shouldn’t have been Mythbusters 1.2279 0.04171 136 109 23 4
1362 We've lost control of our control group.” 1.2279 0.04038 136 108 25 3
1363 And that's just with half-dose. 1.2279 0.04038 136 108 25 3
1364 where did you say you got him from? 1.2279 0.03901 136 107 27 2
1365 Okay, no more French cheeses. 1.2279 0.03901 136 107 27 2
1366 Natural selection? 1.2279 0.04424 136 111 19 6
1367 She won’t even do the maze if it’s Brie. 1.2279 0.04038 136 108 25 3
1368 I think the brain study team will want to see this. 1.2279 0.04171 136 109 23 4
1369 Hmm, kinda makes me feel dumb. 1.2279 0.03377 136 111 22 3
1370 If you give a mouse ‘an introduction to thermodynamics’ 1.2279 0.04038 136 108 25 3
1371 They're learning. 1.2279 0.04545 136 112 17 7
1372 As long as this mouse doesn't explode, the Pfizer backpack should be ready for human trials. 1.2279 0.04171 136 109 23 4
1373 After a review of your subjects' test scores, we have to let you go. Not a simple maze completed. 1.2279 0.04171 136 109 23 4
1374 It is a new record, but he cheated! 1.2279 0.04299 136 110 21 5
1375 I'm not sure genetically enhanced rats was such a great idea! 1.2279 0.04299 136 110 21 5
1376 I knew we shouldn't have played Elton John during the study. 1.2279 0.04038 136 108 25 3
1377 I told you we shouldn’t use NASA’s leftover mice. 1.2279 0.04171 136 109 23 4
1378 I don't think we can allow them to play video games anymore 1.2279 0.04299 136 110 21 5
1379 His other startup bores the holes into the cheese. 1.2279 0.04424 136 111 19 6
1380 Do you still think the world will beat a path to our lab now? 1.2279 0.04038 136 108 25 3
1381 At least I am tenured. 1.2279 0.03901 136 107 27 2
1382 I see now why you named him ‘Elon.’ 1.2279 0.04299 136 110 21 5
1383 His resume claims he used to deliver packages for Amazon. 1.2279 0.03901 136 107 27 2
1384 It would appear that the key to Evolution is upgrading the cheese. 1.2279 0.04424 136 111 19 6
1385 At least we now know who has been stealing the lab's rocket fuel. 1.2279 0.04038 136 108 25 3
1386 I told you to make it more complicated. 1.2276 0.04443 123 99 20 4
1387 That must be Elon Musk-rat. 1.2276 0.04443 123 99 20 4
1388 It's an Elon Musk Rat. 1.2276 0.04443 123 99 20 4
1389 Well that's going to screw up the Bell Curve! 1.2276 0.04291 123 98 22 3
1390 Technically, it’s a disqualification. He should be going through the maze. 1.2276 0.04291 123 98 22 3
1391 It's the Amazon prototype we've been working on. 1.2276 0.04591 123 100 18 5
1392 I told you this would make him an asshole. It always does. 1.2273 0.04637 132 109 16 7
1393 Well, we have been hoping for some examples of innovation. 1.2266 0.04032 128 101 25 2
1394 We're going to need a bigger maze " 1.2266 0.04327 128 103 21 4
1395 Elon is thinking outside the maze again. 1.2258 0.04557 124 101 18 5
1396 I think we’re taking this 3 blind mice thing a little too seriously ! 1.2248 0.04153 129 103 23 3
1397 I see he's learned how to think outside the box. 1.2248 0.04153 129 103 23 3
1398 This is the one we fed in cannabis 1.2248 0.04080 129 105 20 4
1399 The force is strong with this one but he's really going to skew our results. 1.2248 0.04153 129 103 23 3
1400 The white one is demanding his GPS. 1.2248 0.04296 129 104 21 4
1401 We are testing a prototype for Amazon 1.2248 0.04005 129 102 25 2
1402 What are we smoking? 1.2248 0.04827 129 108 13 8
1403 No more mice from Elon Musk, okay? 1.2248 0.04296 129 104 21 4
1404 This will make Adderall worthless. 1.2248 0.04570 129 106 17 6
1405 Should we accept that the end justifies the means? 1.2248 0.04435 129 105 19 5
1406 I don't know. He seemed fine, then he just said "Fuck it" and walked out of the maze. 1.2248 0.04570 129 106 17 6
1407 He’s been watching The Big Bang Theory. 1.2248 0.04005 129 102 25 2
1408 Weird. That subject is from the control group. 1.2248 0.04435 129 105 19 5
1409 She actually came to us from Amazon's lab. 1.2248 0.04005 129 102 25 2
1410 I am surmising our experiment has been contaminated with the LSD trials. 1.2248 0.04435 129 105 19 5
1411 We didn't control for that 1.2248 0.04153 129 103 23 3
1412 Time to re-evaluate our hypothesis. 1.2248 0.04296 129 104 21 4
1413 We’ll, there’s nothing in the rule book that forbids it’s use. 1.2248 0.04296 129 104 21 4
1414 Now the question is, did intermittent fasting result in better brain function or is he just *really* hungry? 1.2248 0.04296 129 104 21 4
1415 We should probably dial back the Red Bull dosage. 1.2248 0.04435 129 105 19 5
1416 Too bad he's lactose intolerant. 1.2248 0.04005 129 102 25 2
1417 Now do you see why we call him "The Brain?" 1.2248 0.04153 129 103 23 3
1418 We need to find another source for animals other than NASA. 1.2248 0.04296 129 104 21 4
1419 This one’s been on a vegan diet for the past month. 1.2241 0.04429 116 93 20 3
1420 To the moon, Alice 1.2239 0.03913 134 106 26 2
1421 Enjoy your launch break. 1.2239 0.04190 134 108 22 4
1422 Janet, pass me my iPhone. This will go viral. 1.2239 0.03913 134 106 26 2
1423 His great, great grandfather was the pioneer mazer. Just let him fly, get his cheese, and leave it out of the report. 1.2239 0.04054 134 107 24 3
1424 He knows where the cheese is. He just wanted a faster way to get to it. 1.2239 0.04190 134 108 22 4
1425 I think our days here are numbered. 1.2239 0.03767 134 105 28 1
1426 You see? Circumvention is human nature. 1.2239 0.04322 134 109 20 5
1427 Ok, now let's put the roof on. 1.2239 0.04190 134 108 22 4
1428 Life, uh, finds a way. 1.2239 0.04449 134 110 18 6
1429 We need to pump the brakes on the Marvel movies. 1.2239 0.04190 134 108 22 4
1430 Did you use gruyere this time? 1.2239 0.03913 134 106 26 2
1431 Dairy intolerant I'm afraid. 1.2239 0.04322 134 109 20 5
1432 Dr. Bleetstein, this looks to be the sign of an elevated intellect. 1.2239 0.03913 134 106 26 2
1433 At least they get free healthcare out of these trials." 1.2239 0.04322 134 109 20 5
1434 I’m thinking Algernon just one-upped Charlie. 1.2239 0.04054 134 107 24 3
1435 This Millennial strain of rat seeks instant gratification. 1.2239 0.03913 134 106 26 2
1436 This one has a "Jetsons" disorder. 1.2239 0.04322 134 109 20 5
1437 It says the maze endowment ran out in 1974. 1.2239 0.04054 134 107 24 3
1438 Yeh....show me the cheese! 1.2239 0.03913 134 106 26 2
1439 Have the test subjects demonstrated any additional human-like capacities, such as for vengeance? 1.2239 0.04054 134 107 24 3
1440 Game changer! 1.2239 0.04054 134 107 24 3
1441 Now I see why you named him Elon Mouse. 1.2239 0.04054 134 107 24 3
1442 I just asked him if he had any other smart ideas. 1.2239 0.04574 134 111 16 7
1443 I think this one wants a scholarship" 1.2239 0.03913 134 106 26 2
1444 I guess that's one way to get the cheese... 1.2239 0.03691 134 107 25 2
1445 Well this is an unexpected finding 1.2239 0.02402 134 110 23 1
1446 Until he sticks that landing, we’ll never know if we succeeded in making him lactose intolerant. 1.2239 0.04190 134 108 22 4
1447 Call Malcom Gladwell. 1.2239 0.04322 134 109 20 5
1448 For the love of cheeses! 1.2239 0.03767 134 105 28 1
1449 Well, if nothing else, we've proven that necessity really is the mother of invention. 1.2239 0.04322 134 109 20 5
1450 This could be a new record. 1.2239 0.04449 134 110 18 6
1451 You can ignore outfliers. 1.2239 0.04054 134 107 24 3
1452 Okay fine, honey. I’m sorry I said your animal behavior research isn’t rocket science. 1.2239 0.04190 134 108 22 4
1453 Did you get these mice from NASA? 1.2239 0.04054 134 107 24 3
1454 What we get for accepting a NASA grant. 1.2239 0.04190 134 108 22 4
1455 This should boost our chances for that Amazon research grant. 1.2239 0.04322 134 109 20 5
1456 American? No thank you! 1.2239 0.04122 134 110 19 5
1457 I'll never accept funding from AARP again, 1.2239 0.04054 134 107 24 3
1458 Now that's REALLY thinking out of the maze 1.2239 0.04695 134 112 14 8
1459 It’s progress, but it’s no hoverboard. 1.2239 0.03913 134 106 26 2
1460 Not bad but how fast can he get to the cheese without the jet pack? 1.2239 0.03023 134 108 25 1
1461 You think he's ready for the next rat race? 1.2239 0.04054 134 107 24 3
1462 Do you see the glasses too? 1.2239 0.04190 134 108 22 4
1463 RatBond: “The Quantum of Cheddar”, I’ve written a great script. 1.2239 0.03913 134 106 26 2
1464 Get better cheese – she only took the wine. 1.2239 0.04054 134 107 24 3
1465 She says she’s Mouse;: Minnie Mouse. 1.2239 0.04449 134 110 18 6
1466 He says he ordered the whole charcuterie. 1.2239 0.04054 134 107 24 3
1467 Can we both agree to never mention this to the IRB? 1.2231 0.04267 130 105 21 4
1468 Those cheeseheads never play by the rules. 1.2222 0.04719 117 96 16 5
1469 What exactly did you put in the cheese? 1.2214 0.04097 131 105 23 3
1470 I blame You-Tube 1.2214 0.04097 131 105 23 3
1471 I didn't even know they made helmets that small. 1.2214 0.03951 131 104 25 2
1472 Didn't I say there'd be trouble if we let Peabody from Aeronautics recommend interns for us? 1.2214 0.04238 131 106 21 4
1473 When you give a mouse a cookie... 1.2214 0.04374 131 107 19 5
1474 Maybe we should have set some guidelines?" 1.2214 0.03951 131 104 25 2
1475 What did you expect? When you give a mouse venture capital... 1.2214 0.03951 131 104 25 2
1476 He keeps screwing up our statistics. 1.2195 0.04248 123 99 21 3
1477 This medication is worth a second look. I’m liking this side effect! 1.2195 0.04088 123 98 23 2
1478 And that's after only 1 week on steriods 1.2195 0.04551 123 101 17 5
1479 No worries, outliers are perfectly normal. 1.2195 0.04402 123 100 19 4
1480 These Millennial mice are too tech savvy. 1.2195 0.04248 123 99 21 3
1481 It was just a question of time, Marge. That’s what evolution is all about. 1.2195 0.04402 123 100 19 4
1482 This one appears to be leaving the Rat race in the dust 1.2195 0.04088 123 98 23 2
1483 Let's just put 'Results are inconclusive.' 1.2195 0.04551 123 101 17 5
1484 He said he's preparing for the rat race. 1.2195 0.04402 123 100 19 4
1485 Sharon and I broke up. I told her I needed some space. 1.2171 0.04257 129 105 20 4
1486 I think it's learned to "think outside the box". 1.2171 0.03962 129 103 24 2
1487 So does this mean we can go home now? 1.2171 0.04533 129 107 16 6
1488 Research shows that making the wall into a maze won't work either. 1.2171 0.04112 129 104 22 3
1489 I can retire now. They finally solved the maze. 1.2171 0.04533 129 107 16 6
1490 But he still didn’t actually memorize the maze, so he gets an F. That should discourage the others from cheating. 1.2171 0.04397 129 106 18 5
1491 The rat did really think outside the box 1.2171 0.03806 129 102 26 1
1492 next time we’ll see what the little fucker does when we put his ass in the dishwasher — try to MacGyver your way out of that one you little shit 1.2171 0.04397 129 106 18 5
1493 Better dial back the NZT. 1.2171 0.03644 129 101 28 0
1494 Andy Kaufman could have a field day with this. 1.2171 0.04112 129 104 22 3
1495 Rat pack" has a certain swing to it 1.2171 0.03962 129 103 24 2
1496 Now does he go for the Swiss or salvation? 1.2171 0.03962 129 103 24 2
1497 This is the one they call 'Elon Mouse' 1.2171 0.03962 129 103 24 2
1498 What are we doing wrong? Why can't they invent hoverboards? 1.2171 0.04112 129 104 22 3
1499 Told you. 1.2171 0.03962 129 103 24 2
1500 That proves his IQ is over 120. We can't use him in any other experiments. Put him back in the sewer. 1.2171 0.04112 129 104 22 3
1501 The scary part is his fleas told him how to make it. 1.2171 0.04112 129 104 22 3
1502 But is he really _thinking_ Dana, that's the question 1.2171 0.04257 129 105 20 4
1503 Nothing special, just a fight or flight response. 1.2171 0.03962 129 103 24 2
1504 He transferred from the aerospace program. 1.2171 0.03962 129 103 24 2
1505 We increased her research budget this quarter. 1.2171 0.03644 129 101 28 0
1506 This participant was funded by Elon Musk. 1.2171 0.03962 129 103 24 2
1507 That's so Gen Z, am I right? 1.2171 0.04112 129 104 22 3
1508 I told you to order the new mice from the Genetic Testing Lab, not the Jet Propulsion Lab. 1.2171 0.04533 129 107 16 6
1509 He's from Mouse Team 6? 1.2171 0.03962 129 103 24 2
1510 Think we'll have to penalize him for going off course. 1.2171 0.03962 129 103 24 2
1511 He can launch, but he can't cut the cheese. Not exactly amazing. 1.2171 0.04112 129 104 22 3
1512 Somehow he moved the cheese. I smell a rat! 1.2171 0.03885 129 105 21 3
1513 We didn't anticipate he'd invent the Rat Jet Pack 1.2171 0.04112 129 104 22 3
1514 The third time’s the cheese. 1.2171 0.03806 129 102 26 1
1515 I think he's the one that was gnawing on the Physics Textbook. 1.2171 0.04257 129 105 20 4
1516 Ras in crise 1.2171 0.04257 129 105 20 4
1517 You should never have named him Geronimo. 1.2171 0.04533 129 107 16 6
1518 You agreed to not give him an HOV lane 1.2171 0.04257 129 105 20 4
1519 So far he's the only one who thought outside the box! 1.2171 0.04112 129 104 22 3
1520 That's cheating - don't record it. 1.2171 0.04397 129 106 18 5
1521 Dock 2 points for recklessness and disregarding lab emissions requirements. 1.2171 0.04257 129 105 20 4
1522 I told you not to name him MacGyver. 1.2171 0.04397 129 106 18 5
1523 I have no answer for this. 1.2171 0.04397 129 106 18 5
1524 He’s part of the test group that watched Iron Man. 1.2171 0.04257 129 105 20 4
1525 Well, we are studying evolution, after all. 1.2171 0.04397 129 106 18 5
1526 Don't be too impressed. It's no flying car. 1.2171 0.04397 129 106 18 5
1527 The brain serum seems to work better since we added cheese to the equation. 1.2171 0.04257 129 105 20 4
1528 Maybe we shouldn't have used your weed-infused cheese? 1.2160 0.04030 125 100 23 2
1529 Darn it, | forgot the flag. 1.2143 0.04728 126 106 13 7
1530 I told him that this could be the game changer. Do you agre? 1.2143 0.04001 126 101 23 2
1531 Don't you think it would be better to start them at the OTHER end? 1.2143 0.04157 126 102 21 3
1532 Perhaps we should inform HR that Dimitrov and Natasha may have been telling the truth about the missing jet fuel. 1.2143 0.03108 126 106 17 3
1533 It’s unbelievable! I can’t believe he didn’t cite your 2016 paper on rocket propulsion. 1.2143 0.04157 126 102 21 3
1534 He always insists on doing cardio first. 1.2143 0.04307 126 103 19 4
1535 Well, we did hear he wants to transfer to the NASA testing lab. 1.2143 0.04157 126 102 21 3
1536 If we could only figure out how he got the funding 1.2143 0.04452 126 104 17 5
1537 I didn't realize what an incentive 20 year old cheddar would be. 1.2143 0.04157 126 102 21 3
1538 He’s been binge watching James Bond movies in his off hours. 1.2143 0.04157 126 102 21 3
1539 He’s thinking out of the box! 1.2143 0.04452 126 104 17 5
1540 Thinking outside of the box, I'd say 1.2143 0.04307 126 103 19 4
1541 He seems to be headed for the door. 1.2143 0.04452 126 104 17 5
1542 He's one of the ones we got from NASA... 1.2143 0.04157 126 102 21 3
1543 This VR Set can not fool me enough! 1.2143 0.04001 126 101 23 2
1544 Should we tell the pigeons? 1.2143 0.03493 126 103 21 2
1545 Yes, I'm sure you build great walls, but I just don't see how that will solve the problem... 1.2143 0.04592 126 105 15 6
1546 Maybe some crackers? 1.2143 0.04157 126 102 21 3
1547 These mice were smart to start with, but now it looks like they've gotten into technology. 1.2143 0.04307 126 103 19 4
1548 As impressive as that is, it kind of defeats the purpose. Don't you think?" 1.2143 0.04592 126 105 15 6
1549 Well he left the cheese. Who wants a sandwich? 1.2143 0.04307 126 103 19 4
1550 ‘We call this experiment A Few Good Mice and Men.” 1.2143 0.04307 126 103 19 4
1551 I think it might be time to update our design. 1.2143 0.02419 126 103 23 0
1552 He said he needed to have "the big picture". 1.2143 0.04157 126 102 21 3
1553 Whatever happened to our luddite rats? 1.2143 0.04307 126 103 19 4
1554 Marry me, and take me away from this rat race. 1.2143 0.04001 126 101 23 2
1555 Better send this one back to NASA. 1.2143 0.04157 126 102 21 3
1556 No, still no signs of flight shame. 1.2143 0.04861 126 107 11 8
1557 I was going to name him Elon Mouse-k, but it felt too on the nose. 1.2143 0.04452 126 104 17 5
1558 Have we tried cheddar yet? 1.2143 0.04001 126 101 23 2
1559 If our research is correct, it clearly shows Swiss cheese is brain food. 1.2143 0.04728 126 106 13 7
1560 You know, we got rid of natural selection a while back. 1.2143 0.04452 126 104 17 5
1561 In hindsight, we probably shouldn't have lined the cage with an Elon Musk essay. 1.2143 0.04157 126 102 21 3
1562 We got fooled again... 1.2143 0.03839 126 100 25 1
1563 There's nothing to explain once we label it as experimental error. 1.2143 0.04307 126 103 19 4
1564 And believe it or not, he's fueling it with cheese. 1.2143 0.04001 126 101 23 2
1565 He thinks he's here to be a contestant on "The Amazing Race". 1.2143 0.04592 126 105 15 6
1566 I think the jet pack is almost ready for Shark Tank! 1.2143 0.03583 126 101 24 1
1567 At least it's not using a drone. 1.2143 0.04157 126 102 21 3
1568 Well this is going to skew the data. Let's put a roof on the maze and start again. 1.2143 0.03839 126 100 25 1
1569 Did you grab one of the gene-editted ones? 1.2143 0.04307 126 103 19 4
1570 Martha, does my coat make me look frumpy? 1.2143 0.04592 126 105 15 6
1571 Generation Y, they were born with technology in their hands. 1.2143 0.04157 126 102 21 3
1572 This one is from the Upper East Side. 1.2143 0.04001 126 101 23 2
1573 Hmm...Not smart enough for the maze, but this they can do. 1.2143 0.04592 126 105 15 6
1574 We will throw this outlier data out. 1.2143 0.04001 126 101 23 2
1575 'He sure has trained us." 1.2143 0.04001 126 101 23 2
1576 There’s nothing on the checklist for creative technology 1.2143 0.04001 126 101 23 2
1577 I agree he cheated but I am clueless about how to log this into our research results. Wait ... it's like HE is testing US! 1.2143 0.04728 126 106 13 7
1578 Fascinating. I did not see that coming. 1.2143 0.04157 126 102 21 3
1579 We're going to need a lot more cheese! 1.2143 0.04592 126 105 15 6
1580 I guess it is Limburger." 1.2143 0.04001 126 101 23 2
1581 Actually he knows how to solve the maze. The jump pack is just to make the fondue. 1.2143 0.04452 126 104 17 5
1582 He insists on diet and exercise. 1.2143 0.03839 126 100 25 1
1583 We may want to rethink those genetic modifications.... 1.2143 0.03839 126 100 25 1
1584 So that's what happened to the missing drone kit! 1.2143 0.04307 126 103 19 4
1585 Uh Houston, we’ve got a problem 1.2124 0.04779 113 94 14 5
1586 Sir, I think you may have misunderstood our courtesy shuttle system... 1.2114 0.04203 123 100 20 3
1587 Going down. 1.2114 0.04358 123 101 18 4
1588 Must have escaped from a different lab, don't you think? 1.2114 0.04509 123 102 16 5
1589 The corporate Rats seem to love Elon's new equipment. 1.2114 0.04281 123 103 15 5
1590 Naming him Elon Mousk was a mistake. 1.2114 0.04203 123 100 20 3
1591 "The smart ones focus on the journey not the designation." 1.2114 0.04358 123 101 18 4
1592 I guess naming him Orville was a good call 1.2114 0.03873 123 98 24 1
1593 Well, he did have to learn to use the jet-pack first. 1.2114 0.03873 123 98 24 1
1594 Hey, the test rats deliver the package 90.6% of the time...except when it’s cheese! 1.2114 0.04203 123 100 20 3
1595 Impressive. The assembly instructions are in pagalog. 1.2114 0.04654 123 103 14 6
1596 Hire the handicapped they said 1.2114 0.04509 123 102 16 5
1597 I told you not to put them next to the jetpacks. 1.2114 0.04358 123 101 18 4
1598 Does it illustrate a natural tendency towards creative problem solving or is it our artisanal cheese choice is too motivational? 1.2114 0.03696 123 97 26 0
1599 So, I guess we can leave early for lunch today? 1.2114 0.04041 123 99 22 2
1600 Yes, STEM really does work. 1.2114 0.04203 123 100 20 3
1601 This isn't publishable,is it? 1.2114 0.03873 123 98 24 1
1602 Doc, if i could suggest adding a roof to the design next time? 1.2114 0.03873 123 98 24 1
1603 I'm sure it's just a phase. 1.2114 0.04358 123 101 18 4
1604 Clearly, this is not her first rodeo. 1.2114 0.04358 123 101 18 4
1605 Look's like your dosage made him too smart for his own gouda. 1.2114 0.04654 123 103 14 6
1606 Darn Millenials. 1.2114 0.04203 123 100 20 3
1607 I guess this is the opposite of building a better mousetrap? 1.2114 0.04041 123 99 22 2
1608 Just think if our Elon applied himself to something constructive. 1.2114 0.04654 123 103 14 6
1609 We have to stop getting our mice from DARPA. 1.2114 0.04041 123 99 22 2
1610 I guess nicknaming him Elon Muskrat now seems pretty apropos. 1.2114 0.03873 123 98 24 1
1611 Yes, of course it skews the results. 1.2114 0.03696 123 97 26 0
1612 He's definitely the brightest one in his cohort. 1.2114 0.04041 123 99 22 2
1613 I left for five minutes, came back and this one was hovering over the cheese! 1.2114 0.04041 123 99 22 2
1614 Jokes on him. We didn't use real cheese" 1.2114 0.04203 123 100 20 3
1615 Everything evolves. 1.2114 0.04041 123 99 22 2
1616 On the plus side, it looks like your intelligence enhancing cheese is a success! 1.2114 0.04203 123 100 20 3
1617 He ordered it right after we took away his drone. 1.2114 0.04509 123 102 16 5
1618 Now we know how that equipment account got drained so quickly. 1.2114 0.04358 123 101 18 4
1619 You said you had blocked their access to Amazon. 1.2114 0.04041 123 99 22 2
1620 You say this one was sent over from NASA? 1.2114 0.04041 123 99 22 2
1621 This proves my theory that rats aren't afraid of heights. 1.2114 0.02769 123 100 23 0
1622 I don't care how advanced his discovery is, I still think it's cheating. 1.2114 0.04203 123 100 20 3
1623 I don't know if this is what he meant when he said, "double blind". 1.2114 0.04358 123 101 18 4
1624 Instead of aimless maze-running, he now uses a rocket suit and bills himself as Iron Mouse. 1.2114 0.03696 123 102 18 3
1625 Yes, but where did he fuel up? 1.2114 0.03873 123 98 24 1
1626 I think he's hovering near a solution. 1.2114 0.04041 123 99 22 2
1627 This mouse was donated by that actress in the college admissions scandal 1.2114 0.04358 123 101 18 4
1628 I think we have to accept that we've been outsmarted by a mouse. 1.2114 0.03873 123 98 24 1
1629 Perhaps it was emboldened by the Chinese Lunar Year of The Rat calendar on the wall. 1.2114 0.04041 123 99 22 2
1630 The rats from Google Labs are game changers. 1.2114 0.04509 123 102 16 5
1631 Well Linda, you said make the maze easier... 1.2114 0.04041 123 99 22 2
1632 Well, we could just fudge the data and say he built it himself. 1.2114 0.04041 123 99 22 2
1633 Perhaps we shouldn’t have named him’Elon’. 1.2114 0.04203 123 100 20 3
1634 How do I score THIS!? 1.2114 0.04041 123 99 22 2
1635 This one’s going above and beyond. 1.2114 0.04041 123 99 22 2
1636 Evolution. I guess... 1.2114 0.04041 123 99 22 2
1637 He just hovers over it, his Carbon Footprint is high but is cholesterol is low. 1.2114 0.04358 123 101 18 4
1638 I think you’ve come up with the right blend of ginkgo biloba to espresso. 1.2114 0.04358 123 101 18 4
1639 He actually already had a patent pending for the Rat Pack when I got here. 1.2114 0.04041 123 99 22 2
1640 It’s amazing what they can do with a water bottle, wheel, and cedar chips. 1.2114 0.04358 123 101 18 4
1641 We really should have thought out giving them access to Amazon Prime. 1.2114 0.04041 123 99 22 2
1642 But can it handle China's new surface-to-air mousetraps? 1.2114 0.04041 123 99 22 2
1643 He’s Bonding. 1.2114 0.04358 123 101 18 4
1644 She hacked into my Amazon Prime again. 1.2110 0.04890 109 91 13 5
1645 At least I won't worry about AI anymore. 1.2105 0.04221 114 92 20 2
1646 Okay, I grant you he's clever. But the rules, he doesn't follow the rules! 1.2105 0.04221 114 92 20 2
1647 Cheezus, this one's bright. 1.2091 0.04492 110 90 17 3
1648 I say big points for creativity and innovation. 1.2087 0.03600 115 95 18 2
1649 Well, its not very environmentally friendly... 1.2083 0.04250 120 98 19 3
1650 That's the third one this week!" 1.2083 0.04568 120 100 15 5
1651 It's going to have to be at least three times bigger for human trials. 1.2083 0.04412 120 99 17 4
1652 I think we underestimated this one. 1.2083 0.04250 120 98 19 3
1653 And that’s when I told my wife. Honey, I need some space 1.2066 0.04218 121 99 19 3
1654 Walking in the club like excuse me sir 1.2066 0.03878 121 97 23 1
1655 All the best for the SpaceX demo Mr.Musk! 1.2066 0.04378 121 100 17 4
1656 I am not sure if this is enough but this is the highest we can go, sir 1.2066 0.04218 121 99 19 3
1657 Whoa! What the hell? That's not Gouda! 1.2066 0.04378 121 100 17 4
1658 He bought it on Amazon 1.2066 0.04052 121 98 21 2
1659 He said it was a Christmas present 1.2066 0.04533 121 101 15 5
1660 How come they got the jetpacks in 2020? 1.2066 0.04052 121 98 21 2
1661 Great. Now they'll ALL want one. 1.2066 0.04378 121 100 17 4
1662 We told it the moon was made of cheese. 1.2066 0.04218 121 99 19 3
1663 Relax...We are going to win the anti-Nobel for most useless invention ! 1.2066 0.04052 121 98 21 2
1664 Jesus Christ that's Jason Bourne. 1.2066 0.04378 121 100 17 4
1665 I take it Agent 006 1/2's training is progressing on schedule, Q? 1.2066 0.03878 121 97 23 1
1666 In his defense, Burns said often, not always. 1.2066 0.04218 121 99 19 3
1667 Time to harvest that sweet, sweet adrenochrome. 1.2066 0.04378 121 100 17 4
1668 He can fly now, that's why we keep the door closed. 1.2066 0.04052 121 98 21 2
1669 These millennnial mice are a pain in the ass. 1.2066 0.04378 121 100 17 4
1670 Another drone user test complete! 1.2066 0.02603 121 101 19 1
1671 I didn't expect this, Skinner. It's thinking outside the box. 1.2066 0.04218 121 99 19 3
1672 What's the second-place prize? 1.2066 0.03878 121 97 23 1
1673 That's not the half of it. It runs off droppings! 1.2066 0.04533 121 101 15 5
1674 Swiss...why is it always Swiss? 1.2066 0.03878 121 97 23 1
1675 He is officially joining the new rat race. 1.2066 0.04218 121 99 19 3
1676 We’re going to need a bigger maze budget. 1.2066 0.04218 121 99 19 3
1677 Let’s not give that lab rat so much time in the lab. 1.2066 0.04218 121 99 19 3
1678 Rat #007? 1.2066 0.04052 121 98 21 2
1679 He seems to like the virtual reality version better. 1.2066 0.04533 121 101 15 5
1680 Do they get extra points for thinking out of the box? 1.2066 0.04052 121 98 21 2
1681 It wasn't supposed to be smart 1.2066 0.04218 121 99 19 3
1682 I'm a cheese-lover but his enthusiasm is over the top. 1.2066 0.03966 121 100 18 3
1683 It’s confirmed—he’s a pack rat. 1.2066 0.04218 121 99 19 3
1684 I knew is would happen...we need a 3D maze 1.2066 0.04052 121 98 21 2
1685 Well he’ll never have to worry about going hungry. 1.2066 0.04052 121 98 21 2
1686 ...And he only spent a day with Elon Musk. 1.2066 0.03602 121 98 22 1
1687 I'm titling my journal article, "Mrs. Frisby and the Rats of NIMH: The Next Generation." 1.2066 0.04378 121 100 17 4
1688 Under "Male / Female" it says "All Male" 1.2066 0.04052 121 98 21 2
1689 I TOLD you the virtual reality glasses were a bad idea! 1.2066 0.04052 121 98 21 2
1690 Don't worry, rats are notoriously bad at aerodynamics. 1.2066 0.04052 121 98 21 2
1691 I hate when he pulls this James Bond stuff. 1.2066 0.04218 121 99 19 3
1692 In this test, we’re dealing with it’s aversion to melted cheese. 1.2066 0.04218 121 99 19 3
1693 As irresistibly charming as these clipboards are, next time we video-tape. 1.2066 0.04378 121 100 17 4
1694 Now THAT'S thinking outside the box! 1.2066 0.04378 121 100 17 4
1695 Once again, Rocket Mouse seems to have the edge over the other subjects. 1.2066 0.04533 121 101 15 5
1696 We will need to observe social visits from friends and family members more closely. 1.2066 0.04378 121 100 17 4
1697 He said that he wanted to think outside the box! 1.2066 0.04378 121 100 17 4
1698 It appears the mouse has elevated his game. 1.2066 0.04052 121 98 21 2
1699 All our hard work is taking off. 1.2066 0.04052 121 98 21 2
1700 You said "Let's try the drones." Now look what's happened! 1.2066 0.04378 121 100 17 4
1701 Thirty years with JPL, and it has come to this. 1.2066 0.04218 121 99 19 3
1702 You shouldn't have asked for same-day delivery. 1.2066 0.04218 121 99 19 3
1703 We also need to build a better mousetrap. 1.2066 0.03878 121 97 23 1
1704 Did you leave the Amazon app open on your phone? 1.2066 0.04052 121 98 21 2
1705 They're evolving. 1.2066 0.03878 121 97 23 1
1706 Rat with a jet pack is already trending... 1.2066 0.04218 121 99 19 3
1707 Sorry but I think it's too late to try to copyright "The Rat Pack". 1.2066 0.03878 121 97 23 1
1708 I'm hungry. 1.2066 0.04218 121 99 19 3
1709 That's amazing!I didn't know that they made jetpacks that small. 1.2066 0.04378 121 100 17 4
1710 I have a few questions about our hypothesis. 1.2056 0.04351 107 87 18 2
1711 Do you ever get tired of the rat race? 1.2056 0.04550 107 88 16 3
1712 He thinks it’s a video game. 1.2051 0.03941 117 94 22 1
1713 We should have stated 'no aids allowed' in the rules 1.2051 0.04298 117 96 18 3
1714 Well.. I wouldn't call it a side effect 1.2051 0.03941 117 94 22 1
1715 I think it’s a lot more than blind luck. 1.2051 0.04124 117 95 20 2
1716 I don’t think they’ll go for dairy free. 1.2051 0.04298 117 96 18 3
1717 This rat was mistakenly injected with brain cells, not stem cells. 1.2051 0.04298 117 96 18 3
1718 Door or cheese! He couldn't decide and just kept ping-ponging between the two. 1.2051 0.04124 117 95 20 2
1719 Genetic engineering - light on the "genetic," heavy on the "engineering." 1.2051 0.04124 117 95 20 2
1720 Have you seen where my energy drink went? 1.2051 0.04298 117 96 18 3
1721 It's the mouse with the Elon Musk DNA. 1.2051 0.03941 117 94 22 1
1722 Maybe less fish oil? 1.2051 0.03941 117 94 22 1
1723 This took five rodent generations and the resultant epigenetic memories, and I still don't think he's going to end up getting the cheese. 1.2037 0.04699 108 90 14 4
1724 need some space! 1.2034 0.02963 118 98 19 1
1725 Yes sir, ll check to see if the dry cleaners can have your space suit back by Monday. 1.2034 0.03623 118 101 13 4
1726 Is she aware of the gravity of your situation, Sir? 1.2034 0.03911 118 95 22 1
1727 Ground floor to Major Tom? 1.2034 0.02838 118 100 16 2
1728 This iSait4 he 1.2034 0.03911 118 95 22 1
1729 Makes you wonder if the results are skewed. 1.2034 0.03911 118 95 22 1
1730 We're going to need more cheese. 1.2034 0.04092 118 96 20 2
1731 Is there a ‘superior innovational abilities’ column on your clipboard? 1.2034 0.03911 118 95 22 1
1732 He's beating us at our own game. 1.2034 0.03911 118 95 22 1
1733 You were the one that told him he could have the cheese 'when guinea pigs fly'... 1.2034 0.04432 118 98 16 4
1734 Typical, he's always looking for a short cut. 1.2034 0.04092 118 96 20 2
1735 I named him Musk Mouse. 1.2034 0.04432 118 98 16 4
1736 All I did was make him watch Thunderball. 1.2034 0.04265 118 97 18 3
1737 We said he was into rejection but he didn’t hear the “r” 1.2034 0.03817 118 97 19 2
1738 What a shame. Poor little guy doesn't realize it's processed American cheese. 1.2034 0.04092 118 96 20 2
1739 We've been able to make great progress with the rats, but I think humans have become too easily distracted to safely operate it. 1.2034 0.04265 118 97 18 3
1740 Well, that's new! 1.2034 0.04092 118 96 20 2
1741 It clearly shows remarkable intelligence, but is it commercially feasible? 1.2034 0.04092 118 96 20 2
1742 I don't have one of those. 1.2034 0.04432 118 98 16 4
1743 Did you say that was jarlsberg? 1.2034 0.04092 118 96 20 2
1744 I think a mouse knows to turn the corners. 1.2034 0.03911 118 95 22 1
1745 We never should have let him on Amazon. 1.2034 0.04265 118 97 18 3
1746 Anything for the cheeeeeese..... 1.2034 0.04265 118 97 18 3
1747 Turns out he's lactose intolerant. 1.2034 0.04092 118 96 20 2
1748 He's hovering over the ultimate choice: 'grill or don't grill?' 1.2034 0.04265 118 97 18 3
1749 You know right away which ones have the Rat Stuff. 1.2034 0.04432 118 98 16 4
1750 That one says he's lactose intolerant... 1.2034 0.04092 118 96 20 2
1751 I guess they are learning... 1.2034 0.04265 118 97 18 3
1752 Elon Musk will be pleased. 1.2034 0.04092 118 96 20 2
1753 To me, the biggest proof of intelligence improvement is the helmet. 1.2034 0.04092 118 96 20 2
1754 Since the lower species still believe in science this was inevitable. 1.2034 0.04265 118 97 18 3
1755 We should increase the walls by 6 inches. 1.2034 0.02707 118 97 21 0
1756 Are the windows closed? The last time he took off down Broadway. 1.2034 0.04432 118 98 16 4
1757 Is this what they mean by a rat race? 1.2034 0.03521 118 98 18 2
1758 What do you mean you've lost count? 1.2034 0.04265 118 97 18 3
1759 Next time, don't name your lab rat "Tony Stark." 1.2034 0.04432 118 98 16 4
1760 When I got into this line of work I knew there would be days like this 1.2034 0.04432 118 98 16 4
1761 Please change the nightly mice video to something besides Thunderball, okay? 1.2034 0.04265 118 97 18 3
1762 Tom and Jerry are working on a helicopter, Mickey used a Segway. It’s a much better cheese than they’re used to. 1.2034 0.04432 118 98 16 4
1763 How the Mighty Mouse has fallen. 1.2034 0.04265 118 97 18 3
1764 It's powered entirely by a smugness found deep in the Silicon Valley. 1.2034 0.03817 118 97 19 2
1765 Is this the new protocol for the nominee selection process? 1.2034 0.04092 118 96 20 2
1766 Cheese may work. Let's try an iPhone. 1.2034 0.04092 118 96 20 2
1767 James Bond” decided he wouldn’t crawl through the maze like the others. Had to rise above the rest of them. 1.2034 0.04092 118 96 20 2
1768 The negotiations got out of hand when they went on strike. Also they said they want pepper jack now. 1.2034 0.03817 118 97 19 2
1769 I want a divorce. 1.2034 0.04593 118 99 14 5
1770 We forgot to factor in lactose intolerance. 1.2034 0.04265 118 97 18 3
1771 He refused to even make the effort until we put out the Emmentaler. 1.2034 0.04092 118 96 20 2
1772 Maybe we should try Imported 1.2034 0.04265 118 97 18 3
1773 Now that’s thinking out-of-box! 1.2034 0.04092 118 96 20 2
1774 You just had to name him Elon. 1.2034 0.03911 118 95 22 1
1775 I told you. Nobody likes American cheese. We gotta stretch the budget to French. 1.2034 0.04432 118 98 16 4
1776 That piece of cheese has not moved in over an hour. 1.2034 0.04265 118 97 18 3
1777 This furry thing went too far, Elon. 1.2034 0.04265 118 97 18 3
1778 Oh well, let’s blame it on the climate change. 1.2034 0.04432 118 98 16 4
1779 How do I list this on the report, success or what the heck!? 1.2034 0.04265 118 97 18 3
1780 PAY UP!... The rat wins again... 1.2034 0.04265 118 97 18 3
1781 Modern problems require modern solutions. 1.2034 0.04092 118 96 20 2
1782 Yeah, it's a breakthrough - but it's still cheating. 1.2034 0.04265 118 97 18 3
1783 The cheese exhibits no reaction whatever, doctor. 1.2034 0.03417 118 100 15 3
1784 Gracy, it isn't too late to stop this madness... 1.2034 0.04265 118 97 18 3
1785 Rat drones,we have to call...drone busters!!! 1.2034 0.04092 118 96 20 2
1786 Is that allowed? 1.2034 0.04265 118 97 18 3
1787 We have to stop watching DYI... 1.2034 0.03721 118 94 24 0
1788 Did you ever find that authentic, old fashioned deli in Queens? 1.2034 0.03911 118 95 22 1
1789 Ok. We need a roof. 1.2034 0.04265 118 97 18 3
1790 He may be after our jobs next. 1.2034 0.03911 118 95 22 1
1791 Another vegan. 1.2034 0.04432 118 98 16 4
1792 Gee, I'm hungry ... 1.2034 0.04432 118 98 16 4
1793 He technically failed the test, but I would say the experiment was an astounding success! 1.2034 0.04265 118 97 18 3
1794 They observed the changes the unearned advantage had caused the rat. Left better situated than 99% of his kind, he chose a tasty treat over emptying the cages. 1.2034 0.04432 118 98 16 4
1795 No surprise there, that's mouse 007. 1.2034 0.04593 118 99 14 5
1796 It didn't work. 1.2034 0.04092 118 96 20 2
1797 With Disney+, now everyone's looking for the next Marvel spin-off 1.2034 0.04092 118 96 20 2
1798 He’s cheating... 1.2034 0.03911 118 95 22 1
1799 It doesn't matter where we put the cheese or how we change the maze, he's always the fastest finisher. 1.2034 0.04432 118 98 16 4
1800 He used to work at a NASA facility. 1.2034 0.04432 118 98 16 4
1801 Did you remember to attach his parachute? 1.2034 0.04092 118 96 20 2
1802 We've been underestimating them for years. 1.2034 0.04265 118 97 18 3
1803 That reminds me, I need to pick up a bottle of wine on my way home. 1.2034 0.04432 118 98 16 4
1804 Did you notify the FAA about this flight? 1.2034 0.04432 118 98 16 4
1805 And yet he didn't even finish the maze. 1.2034 0.03721 118 94 24 0
1806 All that for a cracker? 1.2034 0.04092 118 96 20 2
1807 He's really flying through this one 1.2034 0.04092 118 96 20 2
1808 Well, looks like the space program has been cut again. 1.2034 0.04092 118 96 20 2
1809 Maybe we should stick with cheese and lose the Red bull. 1.2034 0.04265 118 97 18 3
1810 What worries me the most is his unyielding zeal for global conquest. 1.2034 0.04265 118 97 18 3
1811 Has the intern been in here again? 1.2034 0.03721 118 94 24 0
1812 We should have thought of that. 1.2034 0.04432 118 98 16 4
1813 Now that’s a rat pack... 1.2034 0.04092 118 96 20 2
1814 She says it's called a RAT PACK and she got it from Amazon. 1.2034 0.04265 118 97 18 3
1815 We have named him Elon Mouse 1.2034 0.04898 118 101 10 7
1816 It’s not easy these days to find a rat that follows instructions. 1.2034 0.04265 118 97 18 3
1817 It's for a new speed dating app. 1.2034 0.04432 118 98 16 4
1818 Make a note. No more lab rats on space missions. 1.2034 0.03721 118 94 24 0
1819 It's a shame they defunded the state's Gifted & Talented Program. 1.2034 0.04092 118 96 20 2
1820 It’s a millennial mouse. 1.2034 0.04265 118 97 18 3
1821 I warned you not to watch MacGyver during your lunch breaks 1.2034 0.04432 118 98 16 4
1822 Imagine what they could do for brie instead of cheddar 1.2034 0.03911 118 95 22 1
1823 That’s the last time I’m buying mice from JPL! 1.2034 0.04432 118 98 16 4
1824 I don’t know what’s going on here, but I don’t like the looks of it! 1.2034 0.04265 118 97 18 3
1825 This certainly supports my theory that vegans think out of the box. 1.2034 0.04092 118 96 20 2
1826 well, it is good cheese. 1.2034 0.04593 118 99 14 5
1827 This one learned to think outside the box. 1.2034 0.04748 118 100 12 6
1828 It looks impressive but he took 100 times longer than average to find the cheese. Progress? 1.2034 0.04092 118 96 20 2
1829 How long do you think it will take him to realize the Moon isn't made of cheese? 1.2034 0.04092 118 96 20 2
1830 Looks like Jerry is avoiding his problems again 1.2034 0.04593 118 99 14 5
1831 I told you naming him "Elon Muskrat" would only lead to trouble. 1.2034 0.04180 118 99 15 4
1832 He CLAIMS he’s lactose intolerant. 1.2034 0.04432 118 98 16 4
1833 I have no idea who sent it. All the package said was: To: Maze Lab From: Gene Modification Contents: One rat and control unit. 1.2034 0.04265 118 97 18 3
1834 Fuck. He found the cheese. 1.2034 0.04432 118 98 16 4
1835 This one doesn’t follow the rules 1.2034 0.04092 118 96 20 2
1836 I'm thinking it's going to invalidate the results of the study... 1.2034 0.04432 118 98 16 4
1837 She's always been our top lab animal. 1.2034 0.04092 118 96 20 2
1838 Well, this one's clearly the vegan 1.2034 0.04265 118 97 18 3
1839 What do you expect? You let them watch Pinky and the Brain. 1.2034 0.04265 118 97 18 3
1840 At least he's thinking outside the box. 1.2034 0.03911 118 95 22 1
1841 I'm afraid he's beaten us. 1.2034 0.04265 118 97 18 3
1842 She broke through the glass ceiling. 1.2034 0.04265 118 97 18 3
1843 are you sure it was ONLY vegemite? 1.2034 0.03911 118 95 22 1
1844 cognition increased but do we consider using his mate for rocket fuel a side affect? 1.2034 0.04265 118 97 18 3
1845 Talk about taking the initiative. 1.2034 0.04092 118 96 20 2
1846 Maybe Space Force could use mice, not men. 1.2034 0.04432 118 98 16 4
1847 Now we need a 3-D maze! 1.2034 0.04432 118 98 16 4
1848 We need to stop using rats from the early acceptance program. 1.2034 0.04092 118 96 20 2
1849 We'll have delivering cheese in a week. 1.2034 0.04265 118 99 15 4
1850 The scariest thing is that I think he also know who moved his cheese. 1.2034 0.04593 118 99 14 5
1851 I think he's been gunning for my job... 1.2034 0.04092 118 96 20 2
1852 Well he didn't have breakfast... 1.2034 0.03911 118 95 22 1
1853 You're missing the point. The object isn't to see how fast the mouse can get the cheese, but how much cheese we can get out of the government. 1.2034 0.04092 118 96 20 2
1854 As long as he doesn't start vaping, I'll allow it. 1.2034 0.04092 118 96 20 2
1855 I somehow doubt the world will beat a path to our door. 1.2034 0.04748 118 100 12 6
1856 Think of it as he's improving our odds for the next grant submission. 1.2034 0.04593 118 99 14 5
1857 Must have gotten inspired by the Elton John biopic. 1.2034 0.04432 118 98 16 4
1858 I understand we gave him the jetpack gene, but where'd he find the fuel? 1.2034 0.04432 118 98 16 4
1859 We shouldn’t be surprised; it’s an imported Swiss. 1.2034 0.04092 118 96 20 2
1860 Technology perfectly suited for humans, being that it’s less efficient and more expensive than walking, of course. 1.2034 0.04092 118 96 20 2
1861 Think of the cheese as tenure. 1.2034 0.04432 118 98 16 4
1862 At least it's not the drone again. 1.2034 0.04265 118 97 18 3
1863 That's one from the free range batch. 1.2034 0.03911 118 95 22 1
1864 Where'd he get the parts? 1.2034 0.04593 118 99 14 5
1865 The ways and means of maze and weans. 1.2034 0.04265 118 97 18 3
1866 Say hello to our new overlords 1.2034 0.04432 118 98 16 4
1867 Does this count as he found the cheese or not? 1.2034 0.04593 118 99 14 5
1868 The other three blind mice ran after the farmer's wife. 1.2034 0.03911 118 95 22 1
1869 He's an outlier 1.2017 0.03973 119 99 17 3
1870 Sorry, no mechanically enhanced athletes allowed. 1.2000 0.04437 110 91 16 3
1871 What did you expect me to do in 2020?? 1.2000 0.04437 110 91 16 3
1872 Where the heck did he get the helmet and goggles from? 1.2000 0.04244 110 90 18 2
1873 I need some space, honey 1.1983 0.03914 116 94 21 1
1874 IT had no other clean clothes 1.1983 0.00866 116 99 17 0
1875 Intrepid is not a trait in our sorting data. 1.1983 0.04617 116 98 13 5
1876 It seems to be thinking outside the box. 1.1983 0.03914 116 94 21 1
1877 He must have come from MIT. 1.1983 0.04101 116 95 19 2
1878 Batman, beginning 1.1983 0.04280 116 96 17 3
1879 He says he's not cheating. Someone ordered it on Amazon Prime. 1.1983 0.04280 116 96 17 3
1880 I think we should tell Charlie why he's losing to a mouse. 1.1983 0.03914 116 94 21 1
1881 since when did mice think outside the box? 1.1983 0.03914 116 94 21 1
1882 He was promised jetpacks, apparently. 1.1983 0.04101 116 95 19 2
1883 A-MAZE-ING! 1.1983 0.04101 116 95 19 2
1884 Wow, casomorphin addiction makes anything possible... 1.1983 0.04101 116 95 19 2
1885 We've named this one Bloomberg. 1.1983 0.04101 116 95 19 2
1886 Hope he doesn't 'cut the cheese' 1.1983 0.04617 116 98 13 5
1887 Was the lab assistant watching Mighty Mouse cartoons? 1.1983 0.03914 116 94 21 1
1888 It'll be a brave new world if they get FDA approval. 1.1983 0.04101 116 95 19 2
1889 This little devil spent too much time at the NASA laboratory 1.1983 0.04280 116 96 17 3
1890 Do you ever have this sort of day? When the rats are smarter than you are? 1.1983 0.04101 116 95 19 2
1891 So, it's killer robots or super intelligent mice. Either way we're doomed. 1.1983 0.04452 116 97 15 4
1892 He seemed to be an OverAchiever from the START! 1.1983 0.04101 116 95 19 2
1893 Watch what happens when she lands on the cheese. 1.1983 0.04101 116 95 19 2
1894 Joan said that yesterday he retrieved that cheese, flew into the kitchen and whipped up a souffle with it. 1.1983 0.03914 116 94 21 1
1895 Oh, there he is. 1.1983 0.04280 116 96 17 3
1896 I think the whole set-up is really cheesy.. 1.1983 0.04452 116 97 15 4
1897 Can I have Algernon's cheese? 1.1983 0.04452 116 97 15 4
1898 This mouse was exposed to reruns of "MacGyver". 1.1983 0.03914 116 94 21 1
1899 They're getting too intelligent... 1.1983 0.04452 116 97 15 4
1900 Phase one, done. Now that he's airborne, we need to get him a theme song. And maybe a new hat. 1.1983 0.04101 116 95 19 2
1901 I think it was a touch of vertigo. 1.1983 0.04101 116 95 19 2
1902 Now that's what I call "Thinking out of the box!" 1.1983 0.04280 116 96 17 3
1903 We need all the jetpack and cheese data we can get. 1.1983 0.03914 116 94 21 1
1904 ...the Department of Defense is never going to believe this... 1.1983 0.04101 116 95 19 2
1905 Is he defying labrynthal orthodoxy, ya think? 1.1983 0.04280 116 96 17 3
1906 It's a-maze-ing what these 21st cenury rats will come up with to get a hunk of Gruyère. 1.1983 0.03914 116 94 21 1
1907 You didn't cancel his YouTube account, did you? 1.1983 0.04280 116 96 17 3
1908 Why did we introduce Tesla products in our labs, again? 1.1983 0.04452 116 97 15 4
1909 I think we have ourselves a Mighty Mouse wannabe, ready to blast off. 1.1983 0.04280 116 96 17 3
1910 Lab Mouse Powered by Machine Learning 1.1983 0.04617 116 98 13 5
1911 It appears to be a random genetic mutation to give this rat an evolutionary advantage 1.1983 0.04280 116 96 17 3
1912 You'd think the little fucker could figure out how to get out of his Habitrail. 1.1983 0.04280 116 96 17 3
1913 This next applicant contends he’s solved the tail-burning issue. 1.1983 0.04101 116 95 19 2
1914 The mice from NASA are light years ahead of the rest. 1.1983 0.04101 116 95 19 2
1915 I only expected the pigs to do this. 1.1983 0.04101 116 95 19 2
1916 It's obvious WE lack imagination! 1.1983 0.04101 116 95 19 2
1917 Now the Aston Martin makes sense. 1.1983 0.03914 116 94 21 1
1918 What the hell is a waze? 1.1983 0.04280 116 96 17 3
1919 Typical Millennial! 1.1983 0.04101 116 95 19 2
1920 It appears Q has lost his focus. 1.1983 0.03914 116 94 21 1
1921 Now there's a possible side effect I could live with. 1.1983 0.04101 116 95 19 2
1922 The mouse is smarter than the rest of us. 1.1983 0.04280 116 96 17 3
1923 Well, we were concerned about elevated exhaustion. 1.1983 0.03718 116 93 23 0
1924 This is what happens when you leave your copy of "Innovations of 2019" in the lab at night. 1.1983 0.04101 116 95 19 2
1925 I told you they wouldn't eat 'impossible' cheese. 1.1983 0.04280 116 96 17 3
1926 I knew it...first it was pigs and now this. 1.1983 0.03718 116 93 23 0
1927 Science is it's own reward. 1.1983 0.04101 116 95 19 2
1928 Disqualify it. Not everyone can own a jet pack”. 1.1983 0.03718 116 93 23 0
1929 OK - This disproves our original hypothesis." 1.1983 0.04101 116 95 19 2
1930 I think we reached the point where the program gets shutdown next... 1.1983 0.04280 116 96 17 3
1931 Call Jenkins. I think we’ve discovered the reason for the decline in the pigeon population. 1.1983 0.04280 116 96 17 3
1932 Our latest results have been through the roof. 1.1983 0.04101 116 95 19 2
1933 Did you go into the Mensa cage again ? 1.1983 0.04280 116 96 17 3
1934 Innovate or die, my friends....! 1.1983 0.04280 116 96 17 3
1935 Must be something he cooked up with the Guinea Pig. 1.1983 0.04101 116 95 19 2
1936 Some of the assistants have nicknamed him 'Elon Mouse' " 1.1983 0.03718 116 93 23 0
1937 Maybe we should say the study was about jetpacks? 1.1983 0.04101 116 95 19 2
1938 Rodent Downey Jr. in his most ambitious role yet 1.1983 0.04777 116 99 11 6
1939 The Chair really has us pushing hard to produce something in response to the Admissions Scandal. 1.1983 0.04280 116 96 17 3
1940 The maze is pretty cheesy! 1.1983 0.04101 116 95 19 2
1941 Virtual Reality & GPS have rendered the results useless 1.1983 0.03914 116 94 21 1
1942 According to this form, his name is Elon Muskrat. 1.1983 0.04617 116 98 13 5
1943 I'd better go close the window. 1.1982 0.04582 111 93 14 4
1944 This doesn't get us anywhere. 1.1982 0.04758 111 94 12 5
1945 Seems he can't land without melting the cheese .. 1.1980 0.04671 101 84 14 3
1946 This is literally amazing. 1.1961 0.04835 102 86 12 4
1947 ‘Hue?’ "Stan? 1.1947 0.04142 113 93 18 2
1948 Sorry this is the furthest we can go 1.1947 0.04142 113 93 18 2
1949 Told you earth Is flat. 1.1947 0.03947 113 92 20 1
1950 Enjoy your holidays Mr. Musk. 1.1947 0.04329 113 94 16 3
1951 Sic itur ad astra? 1.1947 0.04142 113 93 18 2
1952 you need to stop taking your work home with yo 1.1947 0.04142 113 93 18 2
1953 Is this the way to the moon landing set? 1.1947 0.04508 113 95 14 4
1954 Where do they sell spacesuits with built-in toilets? 1.1947 0.04508 113 95 14 4
1955 He learned the maze last week. Now, we’re testing for speed. 1.1947 0.03947 113 92 20 1
1956 Proof, if more is needed, that the mere odor of Limburger cheese promotes rapid cognitive development! 1.1947 0.03741 113 91 22 0
1957 We should have suspected something when none of the traps worked 1.1947 0.04508 113 95 14 4
1958 Please tell me you didn't use the Stilton. 1.1947 0.04329 113 94 16 3
1959 I think we're going to need more cheese. 1.1947 0.04142 113 93 18 2
1960 So...Ira...where's the box for "variables shmariables?" 1.1947 0.04680 113 96 12 5
1961 You should see the mouse trap” 1.1947 0.04142 113 93 18 2
1962 The research grant from Elon Musk was very generous, but I'm afraid this Musk-eteer is skewing the results. 1.1947 0.04142 113 93 18 2
1963 What were you saying about when pigs can fly? 1.1947 0.03947 113 92 20 1
1964 Either way, I'm not so sure it's ready for human testing. 1.1947 0.04142 113 93 18 2
1965 Just give him the cheese. This maze is for blind mini mice. 1.1947 0.04329 113 94 16 3
1966 He's also enrolled in the PhD program. 1.1947 0.03741 113 91 22 0
1967 Perhaps this mouse supplier thought we were a SpaceX lab. 1.1947 0.04046 113 95 15 3
1968 We're going to have to find a better way to hide the cheese. 1.1947 0.04142 113 93 18 2
1969 Well, this isn't working out any better than the bats. 1.1947 0.03947 113 92 20 1
1970 It might be better if we pick the equipment. 1.1947 0.03947 113 92 20 1
1971 Yes, impressive but that's a placebo mouse, so disregard it. 1.1947 0.03947 113 92 20 1
1972 I need to check the protocol. I think the electric models are permitted. 1.1947 0.03947 113 92 20 1
1973 We provided this one with access to Amazon. 1.1947 0.04142 113 93 18 2
1974 I suspect we were hacked by the Russians 1.1947 0.04142 113 93 18 2
1975 Subject A0459: exposed to five episodes of Rick and Morty. 1.1947 0.04142 113 93 18 2
1976 That jetpack should be a real game changer. 1.1947 0.04329 113 94 16 3
1977 I wonder if he could use a sidekick. 1.1947 0.04142 113 93 18 2
1978 We should've never watched the Mandalorian on the lab TV. 1.1947 0.04142 113 93 18 2
1979 I told you it wasn't a good idea to separate him from his little pink friend. 1.1947 0.04142 113 93 18 2
1980 That bastard is cheating again 1.1947 0.04142 113 93 18 2
1981 Alright, next time no more subway rats. 1.1947 0.03741 113 91 22 0
1982 Without a glass ceiling, how can we observe the algorithm of decision-making in a maze? 1.1947 0.04508 113 95 14 4
1983 „Some quite enhancing drugs, wouldn‘t you say?“ 1.1947 0.04142 113 93 18 2
1984 But do you think the makeup is safe for humans? 1.1947 0.04329 113 94 16 3
1985 You really think Amazon will use mice instead of drones? 1.1947 0.04329 113 94 16 3
1986 I guess they've had enough. 1.1947 0.04142 113 93 18 2
1987 Engineering department snuck in again last night 1.1947 0.03947 113 92 20 1
1988 He won't land until we include the design patent. 1.1947 0.04508 113 95 14 4
1989 First, look up what dosage he's on. Second, find out who's making his tools. 1.1947 0.04329 113 94 16 3
1990 It seems he wants to grill the cheese by himself. 1.1947 0.03947 113 92 20 1
1991 It's called...evolution. 1.1947 0.04142 113 93 18 2
1992 It pairs with a nice Riesling, actually. 1.1947 0.04680 113 96 12 5
1993 He will never be ready for the Tour 1.1947 0.03947 113 92 20 1
1994 Which cage did you say he came from? 1.1947 0.03741 113 91 22 0
1995 We’re all set on the running course, but the biking and swimming events need more work. 1.1947 0.04142 113 93 18 2
1996 No, Helen. If it's not Gruyere, he won't touch it. 1.1947 0.03741 113 91 22 0
1997 Did you get the Whole Foods cheese again? 1.1947 0.03741 113 91 22 0
1998 Well, if that doesn't prove that necessity is the Mother of invention, nothing will 1.1947 0.03947 113 92 20 1
1999 I think we have the winner of this rat race. 1.1947 0.04142 113 93 18 2
2000 So that's what happened to McGyver's exercise wheel. 1.1947 0.04329 113 94 16 3
2001 ''So... do you think it passed the test?'' 1.1947 0.04508 113 95 14 4
2002 Just imagine what might be accomplished with sharper cheese. 1.1947 0.03947 113 92 20 1
2003 We have to end our partnership with the jet propulsion lab. 1.1947 0.04142 113 93 18 2
2004 And yesterday little Elon invented this a-m-a-z-e-i-n-g rat pack. 1.1947 0.04329 113 94 16 3
2005 I think 'mice can fly' is a bit misleading. 1.1947 0.04329 113 94 16 3
2006 That always happens with the Gouda. 1.1947 0.04329 113 94 16 3
2007 Should have put a top on it. I knew he got that for Christmas. 1.1947 0.04508 113 95 14 4
2008 He's really wild about manchego. 1.1947 0.04142 113 93 18 2
2009 How much cheddar are we putting into this research? 1.1947 0.03947 113 92 20 1
2010 After one dose of CBD? I guess it is a miracle drug! 1.1947 0.03947 113 92 20 1
2011 When did he get the jet pack? 1.1947 0.04142 113 93 18 2
2012 Do you think they all come with a jet pack? 1.1947 0.04142 113 93 18 2
2013 Yes, this jetpack is working better than the last. 1.1947 0.04142 113 93 18 2
2014 They've certainly evolved, no doubt about that. 1.1947 0.04142 113 93 18 2
2015 Jetpack, Ratpack...it's all elite. 1.1947 0.04508 113 95 14 4
2016 Send his resume to YouTube. 1.1947 0.04329 113 94 16 3
2017 I suggest a lower quality cheese next time. 1.1947 0.03741 113 91 22 0
2018 The mouse thought this would be more efficient. 1.1947 0.04329 113 94 16 3
2019 He has really exceeded all our expectations for the cheese! 1.1947 0.03947 113 92 20 1
2020 Amazon has high expectations for this study...! 1.1947 0.03947 113 92 20 1
2021 He transferred from Bell Labs. 1.1947 0.04329 113 94 16 3
2022 And all we had to do was switch from American to Swiss? Huh. 1.1947 0.04329 113 94 16 3
2023 He only uses the jet pack when we have aged Swiss in the maize. 1.1947 0.04329 113 94 16 3
2024 He was in that night course. 1.1947 0.03947 113 92 20 1
2025 Without Brain, Pinkie was finally able to flourish ... 1.1947 0.04680 113 96 12 5
2026 I think it didn't work this time because he likes brie better. 1.1947 0.04329 113 94 16 3
2027 We need to revise the entry rules. 1.1947 0.03947 113 92 20 1
2028 The new batch of mice were breed at MIT, and are really too advanced for our work. 1.1947 0.04329 113 94 16 3
2029 I guess this supports your theory about having thumbs. 1.1947 0.04142 113 93 18 2
2030 It's a giant leap for mousekind 1.1947 0.03741 113 91 22 0
2031 Test #1048 - Replaced gouda with a mild Jarlsberg. 1.1947 0.04508 113 95 14 4
2032 I told you; buying Gouda is always worth it. 1.1947 0.03947 113 92 20 1
2033 Do you think we should rename this room the Skylab? 1.1947 0.04142 113 93 18 2
2034 For the next test we'll have him order for delivery. 1.1947 0.04508 113 95 14 4
2035 He thought you said "amazing". 1.1947 0.04329 113 94 16 3
2036 The Algernon strain is supposed to be off limits. 1.1947 0.04142 113 93 18 2
2037 We underestimated the incentive power of cheese. 1.1947 0.03741 113 91 22 0
2038 Told you, smoking it makes it way tastier. 1.1947 0.03947 113 92 20 1
2039 Now I know why they put the mouse in charge of the lab. 1.1947 0.04508 113 95 14 4
2040 According to the lab dogs, training is complete when they follow me around with the little plastic bags instead of a clip board 1.1947 0.03947 113 92 20 1
2041 Good! He found the cheese. Let's reset the maze with some peanut butter and see how he does. 1.1947 0.03947 113 92 20 1
2042 Does this mean I can have his cheese..? 1.1947 0.04329 113 94 16 3
2043 What was in the cheese we used in yesterday’s runs? 1.1947 0.04142 113 93 18 2
2044 He heard that the moon is made of cheese. 1.1947 0.03947 113 92 20 1
2045 Subject completed the maze, but looked considerably less cool without the tasseled jumpsuit. 1.1947 0.04142 113 93 18 2
2046 Technically, he is known as "subject B47", but we have affectionately named him Elon Mousk. 1.1947 0.04329 113 94 16 3
2047 We should probably cut back on the vitamins. 1.1947 0.03741 113 91 22 0
2048 the subject, Mr. Sniffles, is responding spectacularly, ma'am. he’s using the proffered technology to problemsolve in wholly novel ways. it's like second nature. i’ve noted the following: my king, real player shit, grinding for that cheese, maze god 1.1947 0.04329 113 94 16 3
2049 Another 45 years of development and then maybe humans will be ready for the jetpack! 1.1947 0.04142 113 93 18 2
2050 He's just showing off. Rats don't even like cheese. 1.1947 0.04142 113 93 18 2
2051 Superior technical adaptation skills noted..... 1.1947 0.03947 113 92 20 1
2052 Let's present this as a trendy 'Escape Room'... 1.1947 0.04508 113 95 14 4
2053 Who taught him to rappel? 1.1947 0.04329 113 94 16 3
2054 And this one got the placebo. 1.1947 0.04680 113 96 12 5
2055 Look what happens when we remove the glass ceiling. 1.1947 0.04142 113 93 18 2
2056 It says here he's been accepted by Mensa. 1.1947 0.04142 113 93 18 2
2057 Tell Elon, phase one is complete. 1.1932 0.05326 88 75 9 4
2058 That Algernon, you just can't keep him down. 1.1930 0.04294 114 95 16 3
2059 Maybe it just doesn't like cheese. 1.1927 0.04219 109 90 17 2
2060 What you think your better than me? 1.1909 0.04379 110 92 15 3
2061 All engines running. Lift. We have lift. 1.1909 0.03980 110 90 19 1
2062 This one’s a cheater. 1.1909 0.04184 110 91 17 2
2063 I never thought I'd be jealous of a mouse. 1.1909 0.04565 110 93 13 4
2064 Do you think that he suspects it's a trick? 1.1909 0.04184 110 91 17 2
2065 Did you hear that Elon Musk invented a “shrinking chamber”? 1.1909 0.04184 110 91 17 2
2066 Number 3768 is certainly thinking outside the box. 1.1909 0.04565 110 93 13 4
2067 Still care to argue that Havarti is the superior cheese, Dr. Schmidt? 1.1909 0.04565 110 93 13 4
2068 Bad news for our hang glider research funding! 1.1909 0.04379 110 92 15 3
2069 I didn't see this one coming... 1.1909 0.04184 110 91 17 2
2070 Looks like caffeine DOES help them escape quicker. 1.1909 0.03980 110 90 19 1
2071 This one was played Beethoven music, not Mozart. 1.1909 0.04565 110 93 13 4
2072 Jet packs aren't protocol, are they?" 1.1909 0.04083 110 93 14 3
2073 Well, that's just cheating. 1.1909 0.04184 110 91 17 2
2074 A novel consequence of cheese addiction. 1.1909 0.04184 110 91 17 2
2075 I've heard they really prefer gruyere. 1.1909 0.03764 110 89 21 0
2076 Someone left their cup of coffee in the maze. 1.1909 0.03980 110 90 19 1
2077 Mighty Mouse has to start somewhere. (Cue Andy Kaufman.) 1.1909 0.04184 110 91 17 2
2078 This one's going to skew the hell out of our statistics. 1.1909 0.04184 110 91 17 2
2079 He doesn't like Emmental cheese. 1.1909 0.03764 110 89 21 0
2080 He's not exactly Mighty Mouse, but... 1.1909 0.04184 110 91 17 2
2081 Poor Jerry, I think he's having a flashback to his days with Tom 1.1909 0.04379 110 92 15 3
2082 Would it be against our deontology to put it on Youtube? 1.1909 0.03416 110 90 20 0
2083 Her coach said she should change the rules of the game. 1.1909 0.03980 110 90 19 1
2084 Go get Charlie 1.1909 0.03980 110 90 19 1
2085 I didn’t have the heart to tell him he’s lactose intolerant. 1.1909 0.03980 110 90 19 1
2086 Cheese is the Mother of invention. 1.1909 0.04379 110 92 15 3
2087 Don't view this as a failure, but as a chance to learn. 1.1909 0.03980 110 90 19 1
2088 We may need to revisit the experimental design. 1.1909 0.04379 110 92 15 3
2089 I guess they prefer the brie. 1.1909 0.04184 110 91 17 2
2090 We're developing alternatives to 'Boots on the Ground'! 1.1909 0.04565 110 93 13 4
2091 Well this makes all the current mousetraps obsolete. 1.1909 0.04379 110 92 15 3
2092 He got tired of the same old rat-race. 1.1909 0.03764 110 89 21 0
2093 With a name like Elon Mousk, we should've seen this coming. 1.1909 0.04379 110 92 15 3
2094 We should switch to low fat cheese. 1.1909 0.03764 110 89 21 0
2095 And you said they weren’t watching how to videos on YouTube! 1.1909 0.03980 110 90 19 1
2096 They told me he was A-mazing; I just didn't understand. 1.1909 0.03980 110 90 19 1
2097 This guy's Good." 1.1909 0.04083 110 93 14 3
2098 The flybotomy has exceeded our expectations. 1.1909 0.04184 110 91 17 2
2099 He said, "Swiss? Again? Why is it always Swiss?" 1.1909 0.03980 110 90 19 1
2100 We should have just given him up for adoption like I told you. This is on you 1.1909 0.04184 110 91 17 2
2101 Big improvement, operating in the third dimension. 1.1909 0.03764 110 89 21 0
2102 See? The mice we get from private labs really are smarter than the ones we get from public labs. 1.1909 0.04184 110 91 17 2
2103 That’s funny. When I was a kid, I wanted to be an elevator operator. 1.1869 0.04013 107 88 18 1
2104 Russia is already up? 1.1869 0.04430 107 90 14 3
2105 Ya know, we’ve been debating whether to call it the 9th floor or the 9th tier 1.1869 0.04227 107 89 16 2
2106 I started to feel like work was a ferocious void so they sent me home 1.1869 0.03008 107 89 18 0
2107 Do you want to write the methods section? 1.1869 0.04013 107 88 18 1
2108 We're going to need a bigger maze. One with a ceiling. 1.1869 0.04430 107 90 14 3
2109 Those who are happy are not without pain, they just know how not to be controlled by it. 1.1869 0.04430 107 90 14 3
2110 There's always one who thinks he's smarter. 1.1869 0.04227 107 89 16 2
2111 Did you tell him it's very rare and found only in the Swiss Alps?" 1.1869 0.04013 107 88 18 1
2112 He is a natural in using the jetpack to get to the cheese." Michael Sivak, Ann Arbor, M 1.1869 0.04227 107 89 16 2
2113 This one thinks outside the maze. 1.1869 0.04227 107 89 16 2
2114 Are we monitoring its night time activities? 1.1869 0.04227 107 89 16 2
2115 We want to find out if mice are as racist as humans. 1.1869 0.03786 107 87 20 0
2116 Then we'll see how the other 99 mice can live off what he leaves behind. 1.1869 0.04227 107 89 16 2
2117 Testing complete. Space Force mission # 1 successful.” 1.1869 0.04625 107 91 12 4
2118 I think it’s all those Utube videos they’ve been watching in the lab 1.1869 0.04013 107 88 18 1
2119 Amazingly, the mouse doesn't seem to care that the cheese is full of holes. By the way, about our pension fund... 1.1869 0.04227 107 89 16 2
2120 He didn’t like our cheese. 1.1869 0.04227 107 89 16 2
2121 I told you that Muenster was exceptionally good. 1.1869 0.04430 107 90 14 3
2122 Did you say cheese for lunch? 1.1869 0.04013 107 88 18 1
2123 Your experiment to create super-intelligent rats has me a bit worried. 1.1869 0.04430 107 90 14 3
2124 Let's stop lining their cages with Sharper Image. 1.1869 0.04013 107 88 18 1
2125 We need to stop using the transgenic mice. 1.1869 0.04430 107 90 14 3
2126 Maybe we shouldn't have accepted that grant from Elon Musk? 1.1869 0.03786 107 87 20 0
2127 This is why we only use white mice 1.1869 0.04227 107 89 16 2
2128 Modern technology changes everything. 1.1869 0.04625 107 91 12 4
2129 Maybe it wasn't such a good idea to nickname him "Mighty Mouse"! 1.1869 0.04227 107 89 16 2
2130 This one's not that complicated, but Volunteers are NOT lining up for the cheese. 1.1869 0.04013 107 88 18 1
2131 I guess we always knew that one day the rodent brain would rise above the maze challenge 1.1869 0.04430 107 90 14 3
2132 He's the one I borrowed from Elon Musk. 1.1869 0.04013 107 88 18 1
2133 It’s a delivery company called A-mouse-zon. 1.1869 0.04625 107 91 12 4
2134 And how many Mission Impossible movies did he watch? 1.1869 0.04625 107 91 12 4
2135 Perhaps it's from the Jet Propulsion Lab. 1.1869 0.04430 107 90 14 3
2136 We could have just used kangaroo rats. 1.1869 0.04430 107 90 14 3
2137 He says he's our wealthiest mouse, and that if he can afford it, it can't be considered cheating. 1.1869 0.04430 107 90 14 3
2138 Isn't evolution amazing? 1.1869 0.04013 107 88 18 1
2139 Tell me, how does our study protocol account for outright cheating? 1.1869 0.04430 107 90 14 3
2140 He might need some oil to quiet his squeaks. 1.1869 0.04013 107 88 18 1
2141 It is your first time? Don’t worry, we won’t try on you! 1.1869 0.04227 107 89 16 2
2142 We'll need to cover this up. 1.1869 0.04227 107 89 16 2
2143 Years of trial and error have taught me how to get my research grant extended. 1.1869 0.04227 107 89 16 2
2144 He thinks he’s landing on the moon. 1.1869 0.04430 107 90 14 3
2145 The Space X logo is the most baffling!! 1.1869 0.04013 107 88 18 1
2146 But we're not testing them for memory. We're testing them for ingenuity. 1.1869 0.04227 107 89 16 2
2147 Here he is to save the day. 1.1869 0.04013 107 88 18 1
2148 He had a bad attitude, but he was always the smartest in the class. 1.1869 0.04013 107 88 18 1
2149 Actually, I was on the team that developed the knockout mouse in 1989 and went on to win the Nobel Prize in 2007. I just adjunct in the lab to help pay off my student loans. 1.1869 0.04625 107 91 12 4
2150 All you talk about is how much of a genius he is. If he's such a genius, why does he use it to get cheese and not to escape from the laboratory? 1.1869 0.04227 107 89 16 2
2151 the indoor pool, Sir 1.1863 0.04233 102 87 12 3
2152 which floor? the infinity and beyond please 1.1863 0.04971 102 88 9 5
2153 iGRUSS GOTT" 4 1.1863 0.04772 102 87 11 4
2154 Don’t stop until we lose gravity. 1.1863 0.04564 102 86 13 3
2155 He's smarter than your'e dumbass. 1.1863 0.04564 102 86 13 3
2156 We're gonna need bigger walls. 1.1863 0.04346 102 85 15 2
2157 I guess he isn't happy with his cut of the cheese. 1.1863 0.04564 102 86 13 3
2158 C'mon Ron, I told you not to cheat. 1.1863 0.04564 102 86 13 3
2159 Maybe he's lactose intolerant. 1.1863 0.04564 102 86 13 3
2160 Keep in mind that's just one sample. 1.1863 0.04772 102 87 11 4
2161 Death is not the end. 1.1863 0.04971 102 88 9 5
2162 He doesn’t like his study arm assignment! 1.1863 0.04564 102 86 13 3
2163 Clearly he thought out of the box. I mean the maze, 1.1863 0.04564 102 86 13 3
2164 It’s simply a rat race in there! 1.1863 0.04971 102 88 9 5
2165 technology is changing, the rat race it changing, what are we going to do Henry? 1.1863 0.04346 102 85 15 2
2166 I blame social media. 1.1863 0.04346 102 85 15 2
2167 To make the experiment really fair we need comparison results from a two-legged specimen. 1.1863 0.04346 102 85 15 2
2168 He arrived at my house for dinner last week. 1.1852 0.04585 108 92 12 4
2169 I call it a Crispr Cocktail... mouse with some snippets of Elon Musk and Evel Knievel. 1.1852 0.04191 108 90 16 2
2170 So, what’s new? 1.1845 0.04729 103 88 11 4
2171 That's the one with the Elon Musk gene implant. 1.1845 0.04523 103 87 13 3
2172 Are you sure this will help us understand the Senate? 1.1845 0.04523 103 87 13 3
2173 OK, this is the last time we’re running tests on the Elon Muskrat. 1.1845 0.04523 103 87 13 3
2174 ...was this the one who drank his own piss?" 1.1845 0.04729 103 88 11 4
2175 Houston, is there a problem? 1.1810 0.04010 105 87 17 1
2176 Sir, please take a seat and fasten your seatbelt For lift off . 1.1810 0.04232 105 88 15 2
2177 He resents being underemployed. 1.1810 0.03775 105 86 19 0
2178 He says it also doubles as raclette when landing 1.1810 0.03775 105 86 19 0
2179 I think he heard about the moon Karen! 1.1810 0.03775 105 86 19 0
2180 We need a 3D maze. 1.1810 0.02451 105 89 16 0
2181 Where'd he get the outfit? 1.1810 0.04232 105 88 15 2
2182 This one seems to have a jump on the rest. 1.1810 0.03775 105 86 19 0
2183 She’d gotten a lab rat to build and operate his own tiny jet pack, but Laura’s coworker Jerry still couldn’t keep his eyes off her tits. 1.1810 0.04444 105 89 13 3
2184 Just a-mazing! 1.1810 0.04645 105 90 11 4
2185 Maud’s son? Is that who smuggled in equipment for the little cheat? 1.1810 0.04232 105 88 15 2
2186 i think the mice are talking of over with their technology! 1.1810 0.03775 105 86 19 0
2187 I was told he has a steep learning curve 1.1810 0.04444 105 89 13 3
2188 He said he's moving to Canada. 1.1810 0.04232 105 88 15 2
2189 I call him liddle' rocket mouse. 1.1810 0.03775 105 86 19 0
2190 I hope this one isn't lactose intolerant like the last one. 1.1810 0.04444 105 89 13 3
2191 I guess he felt the need, the need for cheese. 1.1810 0.04232 105 88 15 2
2192 I think this one was bred with the X-games chromosome. 1.1810 0.04010 105 87 17 1
2193 They really are everywhere 1.1810 0.03524 105 90 13 2
2194 He somehow slipped through the cracks. 1.1810 0.04010 105 87 17 1
2195 Always change a losing game. 1.1810 0.02451 105 89 16 0
2196 Life was so much simpler then.... 1.1810 0.04232 105 88 15 2
2197 You two go first! 1.1810 0.02632 105 92 11 2
2198 So, do you want to make the appointments with OSHA, PETA, ASPCA and Netflix, or shall I? 1.1810 0.04645 105 90 11 4
2199 I might venture to hypothesize that this falls into a category of animal behavior most often referred to as ‘gaming the system.’ 1.1810 0.04838 105 91 9 5
2200 Who let that drone mouse in the lab? 1.1810 0.03894 105 89 14 2
2201 He said he got that in Area 51, too. 1.1810 0.04645 105 90 11 4
2202 The military isn't going to like this, especially if he starts to breed. 1.1810 0.04232 105 88 15 2
2203 He’s devoted his life to research 1.1810 0.04010 105 87 17 1
2204 What do you think this means for his spatial intelligence? 1.1810 0.04010 105 87 17 1
2205 He outsmart us. 1.1810 0.04010 105 87 17 1
2206 Record time! He found it in .005 seconds. 1.1810 0.04444 105 89 13 3
2207 He says this cheese will be perfect for his quiche recipe. 1.1810 0.04444 105 89 13 3
2208 I told you to leave the glass ceiling alone. 1.1810 0.04010 105 87 17 1
2209 Clever and antisocial; must be Aspergers. 1.1810 0.04232 105 88 15 2
2210 If you had read "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy," as I told you to, you'd understand 1.1810 0.04444 105 89 13 3
2211 Finally, some realization of the promise that technology will allow us to escape the rate race.... 1.1810 0.04010 105 87 17 1
2212 He told me he was getting tired and couldn't walk any further. 1.1810 0.04444 105 89 13 3
2213 I think for the first time ever we'll be able to proudly say that this drug was tested on animals. He's a genius. 1.1810 0.04232 105 88 15 2
2214 The pay-to-win option may be skewing our results. 1.1810 0.04010 105 87 17 1
2215 Forget the maze, when did you teach him to steal the prototype from next door? 1.1810 0.03775 105 86 19 0
2216 He forgot his clipboard again. We told him what would happen. 1.1810 0.04444 105 89 13 3
2217 I'm postulating that the energy used equals the mouse's mass times the smell of the cheese squared." 1.1810 0.04232 105 88 15 2
2218 Now he says he's sick of the ratrace and on strike". 1.1810 0.04645 105 90 11 4
2219 We shouldn't have named him Elon 1.1810 0.04010 105 87 17 1
2220 This changes everything. 1.1810 0.04232 105 88 15 2
2221 That must be some pretty fantastic cheese. 1.1810 0.04645 105 90 11 4
2222 I hope this one's more cooperative. The last one called 911. 1.1810 0.04232 105 88 15 2
2223 I think we made the maze too hard. 1.1810 0.04232 105 88 15 2
2224 It's too bad this one can't run for political office. 1.1810 0.04232 105 88 15 2
2225 My therapist said I need to ‘face my fears’ 1.1765 0.04496 102 87 12 3
2226 Just promise me, don’t take me to the stars” 1.1765 0.03793 102 84 18 0
2227 Be right back, just going to check on last years New Years resolutions! 1.1765 0.04496 102 87 12 3
2228 My apologies. Maybe we lied when we said our rooftop view was “out of this world...” 1.1765 0.04041 102 85 16 1
2229 HA HA HA! | WAS OUT THERE FOR JUST A WEEK AND TOTALLY FORGOT ABOUT GRAVITY 1.1765 0.04275 102 86 14 2
2230 I need space, Gary. 1.1765 0.04496 102 87 12 3
2231 Are you going up or down? 1.1765 0.04496 102 87 12 3
2232 The floor is essentially tile 1.1765 0.04275 102 86 14 2
2233 Oh, rats! 1.1765 0.04496 102 87 12 3
2234 Looks like Elon Musk has decided to join the rat race. 1.1765 0.04496 102 87 12 3
2235 Trust me,the little green curtains will be more calming. 1.1765 0.04041 102 85 16 1
2236 Yeah, pretty cool he has the jet pack, but he still called you the N-word. 1.1765 0.04275 102 86 14 2
2237 Must be a kangaroo rat. 1.1765 0.04496 102 87 12 3
2238 He'll never learn a thing this way. 1.1765 0.04275 102 86 14 2
2239 He's overachieving. 1.1765 0.03793 102 84 18 0
2240 He learned that from you, Derek. 1.1765 0.04275 102 86 14 2
2241 Ellon Mousek 1.1765 0.04496 102 87 12 3
2242 Where's our jet packs? 1.1765 0.04041 102 85 16 1
2243 He's filing for disability" 1.1765 0.04275 102 86 14 2
2244 Don't take it so hard. Every industry gets disrupted eventually. 1.1765 0.04041 102 85 16 1
2245 This could get messy. He is lactose intolerant. 1.1765 0.04275 102 86 14 2
2246 First,it will have to pass the flight test. 1.1765 0.04275 102 86 14 2
2247 A domestic washed rind sheep’s milk! Now I have seen everything! 1.1765 0.04707 102 88 10 4
2248 We have our nominee for the rodent stud farm 1.1765 0.04041 102 85 16 1
2249 Necessity is the mother of invention. 1.1765 0.04496 102 87 12 3
2250 And in our R&D programs, we try to integrate all stakeholders into the development process. 1.1765 0.04496 102 87 12 3
2251 Jet Rat-Pack" 1.1765 0.04275 102 86 14 2
2252 Avoiding the maze is not an option ! 1.1765 0.04275 102 86 14 2
2253 I WILL NOT return! 1.1765 0.04041 102 85 16 1
2254 We can use the grant on something else if we ditch this ridiculous maze 1.1765 0.04496 102 87 12 3
2255 This is taking spatial learning of a maze to a whole new level 1.1765 0.04496 102 87 12 3
2256 We increased the size of the cheese to stimulate his inventiveness. 1.1765 0.04496 102 87 12 3
2257 I'm not really sure what we expected but I didn't expect this. 1.1765 0.04275 102 86 14 2
2258 That’s his warmup for the maze. 1.1765 0.04041 102 85 16 1
2259 He used to be a test mouse in the engineering department. 1.1765 0.04275 102 86 14 2
2260 And I think it's gonna be a long long time 'Till touch down brings me round again to find I'm not the man they think I am at home Oh no no no I'm a rocket man 1.1765 0.04275 102 86 14 2
2261 It’s the only way I could get him to come for his rehabilitation appointments. 1.1765 0.03793 102 84 18 0
2262 His flying good. His landing not so good. 1.1765 0.04041 102 85 16 1
2263 Think it's too easy? 1.1765 0.04041 102 85 16 1
2264 Even Millenial Mice are spoiled, it looks like cheese is not enough for them anymore 1.1765 0.03793 102 84 18 0
2265 He doesn't seem to like the gorgonzola. 1.1765 0.04041 102 85 16 1
2266 He arrived at breakfast looking like a droned rat. 1.1765 0.03793 102 84 18 0
2267 We have to redesign the maze. 1.1765 0.03793 102 84 18 0
2268 Maybe we should decrease Algernon's dose? 1.1765 0.03793 102 84 18 0
2269 Did I take the pill again? 1.1765 0.04707 102 88 10 4
2270 Didn't anyone read him the rules? 1.1765 0.04275 102 86 14 2
2271 Right, very cute. How COULD it hurt to allow him a backpack? 1.1765 0.04041 102 85 16 1
2272 And thus began the mouse take-over. 1.1765 0.04496 102 87 12 3
2273 This is the prototype for their aged care facility 1.1765 0.04275 102 86 14 2
2274 I think he figured it out! 1.1765 0.04041 102 85 16 1
2275 First, Google Maps. Now, this. 1.1765 0.04041 102 85 16 1
2276 They rejected the camembert 1.1765 0.03793 102 84 18 0
2277 I know you set this up 1.1765 0.04275 102 86 14 2
2278 You're going the wrong way stupid 1.1765 0.03793 102 84 18 0
2279 How many times has he been through this maze? 1.1765 0.03793 102 84 18 0
2280 Would you like a chair, Dr. Squeeks? 1.1765 0.04041 102 85 16 1
2281 Very disappointing, he still ain't got the cheese. 1.1765 0.03793 102 84 18 0
2282 Do you want to write that UP? 1.1765 0.04275 102 86 14 2
2283 The neuro-peptides have added a whole NEW angle to our research. 1.1765 0.04041 102 85 16 1
2284 Techno hacks take the fun out of my job. 1.1765 0.04041 102 85 16 1
2285 Douglas Adams might have been on to something... 1.1765 0.04496 102 87 12 3
2286 Perhaps it's time for a new challenge. 1.1765 0.03793 102 84 18 0
2287 He's lactose intolerant. 1.1765 0.04041 102 85 16 1
2288 I think our careers would be safer claiming we just saw a UFO. 1.1765 0.04275 102 86 14 2
2289 Hey, who just cut the cheese? 1.1765 0.04275 102 86 14 2
2290 ...precisely as I expected. 1.1765 0.04041 102 85 16 1
2291 This one can't even figure out how mazes are supposed to work. 1.1765 0.04496 102 87 12 3
2292 Just so you know, all of the jumping was purely for educational purposes. 1.1717 0.04771 99 86 9 4
2293 Sorry, we dont go that far up. 1.1717 0.04549 99 85 11 3
2294 Laundry day?’ 1.1717 0.04071 99 83 15 1
2295 There was no prep for this small talk thing. 1.1717 0.04317 99 84 13 2
2296 Power dressing for millenials 1.1717 0.04771 99 86 9 4
2297 In 3...2...1... 1.1717 0.03810 99 82 17 0
2298 MR ARMSTRONG, THE STAGE IS SET IN HALL NUMBER 8° 1.1717 0.04317 99 84 13 2
2299 Where is my Tesla dude? 1.1717 0.04549 99 85 11 3
2300 Can you count down this time? 1.1717 0.04771 99 86 9 4
2301 Moonwalk contest, on the right sir 1.1717 0.04071 99 83 15 1
2302 I know it's ridiculous, but we have to do this if we want Elon Musk to keep funding us. 1.1717 0.04071 99 83 15 1
2303 Just as I expected. She couldn't find the right way to get there. 1.1717 0.04549 99 85 11 3
2304 He has an Uber Drone waiting outside 1.1717 0.04549 99 85 11 3
2305 I think someone from NASA must have a key to our lab. 1.1717 0.04317 99 84 13 2
2306 Thats what we get for naming him "Elon Mousk" 1.1717 0.04071 99 83 15 1
2307 "Should we have something for the runner-up?" 1.1717 0.04317 99 84 13 2
2308 The department of tourism cannot get wind of this. 1.1717 0.04071 99 83 15 1
2309 An Elon Musk-rat. 1.1717 0.03810 99 82 17 0
2310 I'm outta here! 1.1717 0.03943 99 85 12 2
2311 Let me guess: he's the one from Mexico? 1.1717 0.04071 99 83 15 1
2312 If you think that's impressive, wait until you see the Cybertruck. 1.1717 0.04549 99 85 11 3
2313 Let's get a baseline on us first. I love swiss cheese. 1.1717 0.04317 99 84 13 2
2314 Are you sure this is going to work, Ratatouille? 1.1717 0.03810 99 82 17 0
2315 I glued the cheese. 1.1717 0.04549 99 85 11 3
2316 This one is knows how to think outside the box 1.1717 0.04071 99 83 15 1
2317 Should have gone with simple Cheddar not Barely Buzzed. 1.1717 0.04317 99 84 13 2
2318 We'd better notify the Border Patrol about this. 1.1717 0.04071 99 83 15 1
2319 Belichick taught him that one. 1.1717 0.04071 99 83 15 1
2320 Well, I guess Algernon's been watching James Bond..." 1.1717 0.04549 99 85 11 3
2321 I think we need to cut back a bit on the diet pills. 1.1717 0.04317 99 84 13 2
2322 So what if his first maze was not until age 37. 1.1717 0.04317 99 84 13 2
2323 Exhibiting signs of twenty-twenty vision 1.1717 0.04317 99 84 13 2
2324 Man, I didn't know mice could evolve into Millennials! 1.1717 0.04071 99 83 15 1
2325 Should we phone Elon Musk? 1.1717 0.04071 99 83 15 1
2326 Nope, I don't think this one will find the cheese either - his GPS is programmed to "the hell out of here." 1.1717 0.04317 99 84 13 2
2327 How much will it cost to put a ceiling on it? 1.1717 0.04071 99 83 15 1
2328 You got them rocket packs for Chrismas? How thoughtful. 1.1717 0.04317 99 84 13 2
2329 We shouldn't have shown them the Wheel 1.1717 0.04071 99 83 15 1
2330 Look at the maze we live in. Maybe we should joint it. 1.1717 0.04071 99 83 15 1
2331 Another escapee from the Silcon Valley lab. 1.1717 0.04317 99 84 13 2
2332 Is this the one with the modified JTPCK gene? 1.1717 0.04071 99 83 15 1
2333 A jet pack for the rat pack 1.1717 0.03810 99 82 17 0
2334 Noted: #24 doesn't do lactose 1.1717 0.04771 99 86 9 4
2335 That explains the tiny TV walking up the stairs 1.1717 0.03810 99 82 17 0
2336 Mouse. James Mouse. 1.1717 0.03810 99 82 17 0
2337 I'm also worried about the integrity of the experiment. 1.1717 0.03810 99 82 17 0
2338 We left the window open, didn't we? 1.1717 0.04317 99 84 13 2
2339 He hired a lobbyist. 1.1717 0.04317 99 84 13 2
2340 this really does not help our carbon footprint 1.1717 0.04317 99 84 13 2
2341 You know what..? I forgot to switch out the cheese, that’s the expired stuff. 1.1717 0.04071 99 83 15 1
2342 Dang! I was hoping he wouldn’t spot the cheese. I forgot my lunch again. 1.1717 0.04071 99 83 15 1
2343 That's one small step for rats, and a giant leap towards more cheese 1.1717 0.04771 99 86 9 4
2344 We got this group from Elon Musk's lab. 1.1717 0.04317 99 84 13 2
2345 Is he deserting a sinking laboratory? 1.1717 0.04071 99 83 15 1
2346 I am pretty sure we can reproduce these results as long as we use the same subjects. 1.1717 0.04549 99 85 11 3
2347 Obviously cat drones are next. 1.1717 0.04549 99 85 11 3
2348 He's come a long way from churning cream into butter, hasn't he? 1.1717 0.04549 99 85 11 3
2349 I told you bringing in the California rats would change everything. 1.1717 0.04317 99 84 13 2
2350 Is that covered under the budget? 1.1717 0.03810 99 82 17 0
2351 'He wants to know how we're getting on with the Air to Cat Missiles'. 1.1717 0.04549 99 85 11 3
2352 This is implausible but, like, not as implausible as Emperor Palpatine having kids. 1.1717 0.04317 99 84 13 2
2353 I think they forgot to make the glass ceiling. 1.1717 0.04317 99 84 13 2
2354 Is it just a coincidence that we named this one Elon? 1.1717 0.04071 99 83 15 1
2355 He tired of the Tesla faster than we anticipated 1.1717 0.04317 99 84 13 2
2356 Did we just invent airborne rabies? 1.1717 0.04549 99 85 11 3
2357 We can still publish something from this 1.1717 0.04317 99 84 13 2
2358 Shall we get him to grill us a piece? 1.1717 0.04317 99 84 13 2
2359 Whoa! I didn't see that move at all. 1.1717 0.04317 99 84 13 2
2360 I guess we know what happened to the Zippo you thought was lost.... 1.1717 0.04771 99 86 9 4
2361 I wonder where he got the fuel. 1.1717 0.04071 99 83 15 1
2362 He wasn’t kidding when he said he was going to the “jet propulsion lab”.... 1.1717 0.04317 99 84 13 2
2363 I let him watch the Jetsons on TV at night 1.1717 0.04317 99 84 13 2
2364 We should really stop buying rats from MIT. 1.1717 0.03810 99 82 17 0
2365 We call hm Elan Muskrat. 1.1717 0.04071 99 83 15 1
2366 Where did that rat get a mini-jet pack? 1.1717 0.04549 99 85 11 3
2367 Did the order say research mice or researcher mice? 1.1717 0.04071 99 83 15 1
2368 The term Mouseketeer is taken. 1.1717 0.04549 99 85 11 3
2369 He’s a secret agent of disease 1.1717 0.04317 99 84 13 2
2370 And that's why I said don't use a Musk rat 1.1717 0.04549 99 85 11 3
2371 The power of privilege 1.1717 0.04071 99 83 15 1
2372 We shouldn’t have used Jetson for this. 1.1717 0.02702 99 86 12 1
2373 MacGuyver the Mouse” lives up to his name 1.1717 0.03810 99 82 17 0
2374 We may have SERIOUSLY underestimated its resourcefulness, or, it could just be a fluke. 1.1717 0.04317 99 84 13 2
2375 Last time we'll order from the MIT Specimen Nursery, regardless of the 'special pricing' offer. 1.1717 0.04549 99 85 11 3
2376 He was chosen to be the first mouse on Mars. We always make sure he gets the cheese. 1.1717 0.04317 99 84 13 2
2377 This is what happens when Elon Musk gets involved. 1.1717 0.04549 99 85 11 3
2378 It's looks like the slice of cheese helped this time! 1.1717 0.03672 99 84 14 1
2379 Make a note to cut down on his Red Bull. 1.1717 0.04071 99 83 15 1
2380 I have a theory on where he gets the fuel pellets for the solid rocket boosters. 1.1717 0.04549 99 85 11 3
2381 If pack rats are a thing, then jet-pack rats must be, too. 1.1717 0.04317 99 84 13 2
2382 He's leaving, he's lactose intolerant. 1.1717 0.04317 99 84 13 2
2383 So this is what Frank Sinatra's Rat Pack was up to 1.1717 0.04317 99 84 13 2
2384 I think it evolved above the parameters of our experiment. 1.1717 0.04317 99 84 13 2
2385 He thinks he's James Bond. 1.1717 0.04317 99 84 13 2
2386 When I hear Crisper, I think of a salad. 1.1717 0.03810 99 82 17 0
2387 -These millennial mice are killing the maze test. 1.1717 0.04317 99 84 13 2
2388 This rodent qualifies for space force lab rat... Give new meaning to “Who moved my cheese...” 1.1717 0.03810 99 82 17 0
2389 I put it down to that vodka martini I spilled here the other day. 1.1717 0.03529 99 86 11 2
2390 That rat studied his options. 1.1717 0.04317 99 84 13 2
2391 If that one is from the control group 1.1717 0.04071 99 83 15 1
2392 Is it possible that this subject came from the cognitive enhancement study down the hall? 1.1717 0.03810 99 82 17 0
2393 He says he learnt this trick in a James Bond movie. 1.1717 0.04549 99 85 11 3
2394 I knew we shouldn't let them watch that Buzz Lightyear movie. 1.1717 0.04071 99 83 15 1
2395 It is essential that you notice the arch on your left. 1.1717 0.04071 99 83 15 1
2396 So I’m willing to document that as a new reward finding record. 1.1717 0.03810 99 82 17 0
2397 We have greatly underestimated their intelligence. 1.1717 0.04071 99 83 15 1
2398 She was raised by ravens. 1.1717 0.04071 99 83 15 1
2399 We should probably go see what the crows are building. 1.1717 0.04317 99 84 13 2
2400 We’ll call it The Musdalorian! 1.1717 0.04317 99 84 13 2
2401 Now that’s a LAByrinthal specimen if I’ve ever seen one 1.1717 0.03223 99 85 13 1
2402 The marketing team for Kraft cheese is going to have a field day with this. 1.1717 0.04549 99 85 11 3
2403 I'm just not sure why you bothered making him a helmet when we're just going to slice open his brain after this anyway." 1.1717 0.04549 99 85 11 3
2404 damn. this mouse done copped a tiny jet pack. we didn’t even give him that, no cap!! go off, king. get dat cheese forreal. always on that grind! one hundred emoji devil emoji 1.1717 0.04317 99 84 13 2
2405 Quick--cancel their funding while we’re smarter. 1.1717 0.04549 99 85 11 3
2406 DO WE REALLY NEED AN IMPARTIAL JUDGE? 1.1717 0.04196 99 86 10 3
2407 First, a hot air balloon. Now this. 1.1717 0.04549 99 85 11 3
2408 I think he’s ready to free solo. 1.1717 0.04317 99 84 13 2
2409 Let's ponder implications back in our cubicle. 1.1717 0.04317 99 84 13 2
2410 This test says they are lactose intolerant ". 1.1717 0.03943 99 85 12 2
2411 He's great with mazes, but you don't wanna watch him copulate. 1.1717 0.04071 99 83 15 1
2412 Another Red Bull test subject? 1.1717 0.03810 99 82 17 0
2413 The smart drugs work better than expected. 1.1717 0.04317 99 84 13 2
2414 Remember, his generation never watched Mighty Mouse. 1.1717 0.03810 99 82 17 0
2415 I'm going vegan. 1.1717 0.04549 99 85 11 3
2416 Is the cheese that good? 1.1717 0.04549 99 85 11 3
2417 We didn’t make the rocket pack. 1.1717 0.04071 99 83 15 1
2418 I'm gonna nail this. For me, my buddies, and... cheese 1.1717 0.04071 99 83 15 1
2419 Is that the one that’s always doing the Orson Welles impression? 1.1717 0.04071 99 83 15 1
2420 Yes,of course, as you wish: ten, nine, eight, seven...™ 1.1667 0.04360 96 82 12 2
2421 He's hoping for a cheesy landing. 1.1667 0.04360 96 82 12 2
2422 I must say: “ as a researcher, this is an uplifting moment.” 1.1667 0.03824 96 80 16 0
2423 It's a request for limburger 1.1667 0.04360 96 82 12 2
2424 Did you leave the TV on Lynda? Again? 1.1667 0.04604 96 83 10 3
2425 Ok, time to start injecting the mice." 1.1667 0.04360 96 82 12 2
2426 Do you think that we jinxed it by naming him Remy? 1.1667 0.04100 96 81 14 1
2427 Always best to ask a consultant that is personally involved in the newest technology. 1.1667 0.04360 96 82 12 2
2428 That must be some great cheese. 1.1667 0.04100 96 81 14 1
2429 Our planet is so doomed! Rats are getting super creative in escaping this sinking ship! 1.1667 0.04360 96 82 12 2
2430 he must have watched the james bond movie last night 1.1667 0.04360 96 82 12 2
2431 It's a prototype - ratent pending. 1.1667 0.04604 96 83 10 3
2432 So.....can I eat that cheese now? 1.1667 0.04100 96 81 14 1
2433 He feels the need... the need for cheese. 1.1667 0.04100 96 81 14 1
2434 Think he found the maze is kinda unneeded,,cheesy? I guess 1.1667 0.04100 96 81 14 1
2435 He just flew in the open window! 1.1667 0.04100 96 81 14 1
2436 Rat. James Rat. 1.1667 0.04360 96 82 12 2
2437 Maybe we should try the Camembert 1.1667 0.04100 96 81 14 1
2438 You didn't use my cave-aged Emmenthaler? 1.1667 0.04100 96 81 14 1
2439 He must be a Republican. He’s got no common sense 1.1667 0.04604 96 83 10 3
2440 Unfortunately Miss Buckner, technology has caught up with our research grant.. 1.1667 0.03824 96 80 16 0
2441 He could have just used a drone. 1.1667 0.04100 96 81 14 1
2442 Not the Sinatra, he'd have to be the Humphrey Bogart of the Jet Rat Pack 1.1667 0.03824 96 80 16 0
2443 Professor, can't you see? They're evolving before our very eyes--just like Darwin predicted. 1.1667 0.04100 96 81 14 1
2444 Honey badger doesn't care. 1.1667 0.03824 96 80 16 0
2445 Face it -- we're playing crackers and he's playing 3D cheese.” 1.1667 0.04100 96 81 14 1
2446 I still think the smoked gouda with truffles is a much nicer reward than Swiss. 1.1667 0.03525 96 84 10 2
2447 On the other hand, we're going to need a boatload of cheese. 1.1667 0.04604 96 83 10 3
2448 I'm going to cancel the experiment with Uranium-235. 1.1667 0.05294 78 68 7 3
2449 Defense spending has really changed the game. 1.1667 0.04360 96 82 12 2
2450 - So how much have I missed? - Uhmm flat-earthers are a thing again! - Uh!!! 1.1596 0.04855 94 83 7 4
2451 Wrong floor. This is not the Mars landing studio.’ 1.1596 0.04358 94 81 11 2
2452 You know... you might find the presence of gravity here quite useful. 1.1596 0.03797 94 79 15 0
2453 And your wife, Mr Johnson? Did you leave her on the moon? 1.1596 0.04088 94 80 13 1
2454 How far do you go up? 1.1596 0.04088 94 80 13 1
2455 Waaay behind in laundry” 1.1596 0.04358 94 81 11 2
2456 you know, there’s a shuttle. 1.1596 0.04088 94 80 13 1
2457 its the 10th floor already and i'm starting to belive they made these 10 stars up 1.1596 0.04088 94 80 13 1
2458 Let me guess, going up? 1.1596 0.04613 94 82 9 3
2459 Next stop Mars. 1.1596 0.04613 94 82 9 3
2460 narf! 1.1596 0.04613 94 82 9 3
2461 Where we did get a rat-sized jetpack? 1.1596 0.04088 94 80 13 1
2462 You're supposed to walk, not fly 1.1596 0.04088 94 80 13 1
2463 We should never have put him on that engineering course 1.1596 0.04358 94 81 11 2
2464 Did it just break the glass ceiling or did we forget to put it on again? 1.1596 0.04358 94 81 11 2
2465 So that's what happened to my mini jetpack. 1.1596 0.04613 94 82 9 3
2466 I think the lactose intolerance drug needs a bit more work, Gayle. 1.1596 0.03797 94 79 15 0
2467 Why yes, out of the box thinking should be noted on the research report. It's standard procedure after all. 1.1596 0.04225 94 83 8 3
2468 Speedy Gonzales, version 3.1 1.1596 0.04855 94 83 7 4
2469 An acute discovery in gene editing indeed Maria, however one ponders why the subject chose to remain lactose intolerant. Should we contact maintenance or marketing? 1.1596 0.04613 94 82 9 3
2470 Hey Linda, make sure you add this to the fine print. 1.1596 0.03797 94 79 15 0
2471 We've moved the cheese once too often." 1.1596 0.04358 94 81 11 2
2472 i think i know what happened to your research 1.1596 0.03797 94 79 15 0
2473 Renegade from aeronautical rat lab upstairs. 1.1596 0.04358 94 81 11 2
2474 Ok that's a cool mouse!!! 1.1596 0.04088 94 80 13 1
2475 Just looking for my cheese. 1.1596 0.04358 94 81 11 2
2476 Looks like he MacGyvered the mousetrap. 1.1596 0.04358 94 81 11 2
2477 Some rat squealed. 1.1596 0.04088 94 80 13 1
2478 What if he doesn't like Limburger? 1.1596 0.04088 94 80 13 1
2479 He says the rent is too high. 1.1596 0.04613 94 82 9 3
2480 We have implanted a new gene that makes the mouse eat the cheese and then cut the cheese. 1.1596 0.04613 94 82 9 3
2481 I don't know whether to ding him on his inability to see the cheese right in front of him or call him genius for making that tiny jet-pack. 1.1596 0.04088 94 80 13 1
2482 '' Didn't I tell you what would happen if you switched to peanut butter.'' 1.1596 0.04358 94 81 11 2
2483 How do we score jet pack innovation? 1.1596 0.04358 94 81 11 2
2484 This is the result of crossbreeding mice with bats. 1.1596 0.04088 94 80 13 1
2485 Now he's demanding Gorgonzola Dolce. 1.1596 0.04358 94 81 11 2
2486 I suggest we document his pitch, yaw and roll. 1.1596 0.04358 94 81 11 2
2487 Hi -ho- the-Der-io The cheese remains alone 1.1596 0.04613 94 82 9 3
2488 I think he may have gotten into the Gama irradiated cheese." 1.1596 0.04088 94 80 13 1
2489 Lois, can you get the lid please? 1.1596 0.04088 94 80 13 1
2490 It would appear that Mr. Go Go Gadget Ratigan has managed to solve the mystery of the maze. 1.1596 0.04088 94 80 13 1
2491 We need to up our game on the maze for these mice coming over from the Tesla lab. 1.1596 0.04358 94 81 11 2
2492 Welcome to 2020 1.1596 0.04088 94 80 13 1
2493 Let R&D know we need to up the better mousetrap budget. 1.1596 0.04358 94 81 11 2
2494 uh... where did he get that? 1.1596 0.04088 94 80 13 1
2495 Waow! ain’t sure we may homologate this one! 1.1596 0.01727 94 84 9 1
2496 Well, they have certainly upped their reconnaissance skills. 1.1596 0.04088 94 80 13 1
2497 knlfg 1.1596 0.04358 94 81 11 2
2498 The results are so unusual,doctor. Every 5 seconds the mouse stops and seems to be reaching for his pocket and looking for his smart phone. How did he learn that? AV, Orlando, FL 1.1596 0.04358 94 81 11 2
2499 So he moves on to round three. 1.1596 0.02749 94 81 13 0
2500 Raclette? 1.1596 0.04358 94 81 11 2
2501 Who’ll handle play by play? 1.1596 0.03945 94 82 10 2
2502 One small step for woman, one giant leap for humanity. 1.1538 0.04399 91 79 10 2
2503 ——————————————— Before you ask- no, I’m not going up. 1.1538 0.04112 91 78 12 1
2504 You just have to push the right button and you go up. 1.1538 0.04112 91 78 12 1
2505 Elevators terrify me. | usually take the stairs.’ 1.1538 0.04112 91 78 12 1
2506 Wife thinks I have acrophobia. 1.1538 0.04112 91 78 12 1
2507 Must be a Jet Propulsion Lab rat. 1.1538 0.03803 91 77 14 0
2508 Great it works,but now we have to make one in human size. 1.1538 0.03803 91 77 14 0
2509 They're a lot smarter than we thought. 1.1538 0.04112 91 78 12 1
2510 And this is Annie. She was donated to our program from Exeter. 1.1538 0.04668 91 80 8 3
2511 Some mice have all the luck." 1.1538 0.03803 91 77 14 0
2512 What should I put down for results? Inconclusive or totally gnarly? 1.1538 0.03803 91 77 14 0
2513 It all started when I was on that Elton John kick last month. 1.1538 0.04112 91 78 12 1
2514 Elon is a bit of a show off. 1.1538 0.04668 91 80 8 3
2515 This doesn't bode well for the mice's liberal arts funding. 1.1538 0.04399 91 79 10 2
2516 Came back with that after one of his escapades 1.1538 0.04399 91 79 10 2
2517 Mmm... Just curious? Which box did you tick for this one? 1.1538 0.04399 91 79 10 2
2518 Thank heavens our Defense Department research contract was approved. 1.1538 0.04112 91 78 12 1
2519 Yes, Doctor. In time the cheese will mold and the mouse will suffer an anxious state of sexual repression caused by bondage and hunger. 1.1538 0.04112 91 78 12 1
2520 Do you think she'd let me have a go? 1.1538 0.03803 91 77 14 0
2521 Remember when I promised not to get anymore lab rats from MIT? 1.1538 0.04112 91 78 12 1
2522 What did you think would happen? 1.1538 0.04668 91 80 8 3
2523 Ah done tole ya and tole ya, DON'T FEED THEM WHEATIES! 1.1538 0.04399 91 79 10 2
2524 I should not have let that IT guy into our lab! 1.1538 0.03803 91 77 14 0
2525 Maybe they're smarter than we thought. 1.1538 0.04112 91 78 12 1
2526 Good thing we didn't pre-register the results. 1.1538 0.03803 91 77 14 0
2527 Now that’s some Gouda cheese! 1.1538 0.04112 91 78 12 1
2528 He is vegan. We need to replace that cheese to have a cruelty-free experiment. 1.1538 0.04112 91 78 12 1
2529 Maybe we shouldn’t have named him Icarus, Doctor. 1.1538 0.04112 91 78 12 1
2530 He's learning quickly now that we have turned off his Google maps. 1.1538 0.04399 91 79 10 2
2531 I'mma jet 1.1538 0.04668 91 80 8 3
2532 They fly now? 1.1538 0.03803 91 77 14 0
2533 He used to be a part of the rat race, until he made his money in tech. 1.1538 0.04399 91 79 10 2
2534 It's only in the song that the cheese stands alone. 1.1538 0.04399 91 79 10 2
2535 Is he from the group that watched the Mandalorian? 1.1538 0.03287 91 78 13 0
2536 I think we bred from too much intelligence. 1.1538 0.04399 91 79 10 2
2537 Maybe we shouldn't have named him Trump? 1.1538 0.03803 91 77 14 0
2538 Your friends already told us about the jet pack, Mitch. 1.1538 0.03803 91 77 14 0
2539 How ‘bout fondue tonight 1.1538 0.03803 91 77 14 0
2540 If you give a mouse an adderall. 1.1538 0.04399 91 79 10 2
2541 Name is Mousk, Elon Mousk. 1.1538 0.04399 91 79 10 2
2542 So they moved my cheese. 1.1538 0.04668 91 80 8 3
2543 That explains Elon Mouse's crowd funding campaign. 1.1538 0.04399 91 79 10 2
2544 You used an Elon Muskrat, didn't you? 1.1538 0.03803 91 77 14 0
2545 The cheese ate the mouse, The cheese ate the mouse, Heigh ho, the derry-o, The cheese ate the mouse! 1.1538 0.04112 91 78 12 1
2546 He's really up for this test. 1.1538 0.04112 91 78 12 1
2547 This is the last time we use imported cheese on our trials 1.1538 0.04112 91 78 12 1
2548 So the efficacy of the IQ booster juice is a check. 1.1538 0.03960 91 80 9 2
2549 Call JPL: I think we've found one of their escaped rats. 1.1538 0.04112 91 78 12 1
2550 Does he know he's been drafted to Iraq? 1.1538 0.04112 91 78 12 1
2551 He is not staying within the lines, but moves effortlessly. 1.1489 0.03990 94 81 12 1
2552 Oops. Forgot my wallet. 1.1477 0.03804 88 75 13 0
2553 High flyers lounge, sir? 1.1477 0.04438 88 77 9 2
2554 Stratosphere, please 1.1477 0.02308 88 79 8 1
2555 It’s just not the same. 1.1477 0.04723 88 78 7 3
2556 Well, I’m afraid we can only go to the 12th floor of this building. 1.1477 0.04133 88 76 11 1
2557 Rooftop please, they are waiting for me...I lost track of time 1.1477 0.03804 88 75 13 0
2558 Good Evening, Commander. Nice night for a walk. 1.1477 0.04438 88 77 9 2
2559 My wife has just left me because I said I needed space. 1.1477 0.03804 88 75 13 0
2560 Have a good monday sir 1.1477 0.04438 88 77 9 2
2561 I knew s/he could do it... 1.1477 0.04438 88 77 9 2
2562 Looks like someone's been watching the new season of Lost in Space. 1.1477 0.03804 88 75 13 0
2563 Look fellas, it was either build this jet pack or you would have me jumping through hoops to get the cheese. 1.1477 0.04133 88 76 11 1
2564 Well, he’s a rule breaker. That’s obvious! 1.1477 0.04133 88 76 11 1
2565 There goes the grant funding. 1.1477 0.04133 88 76 11 1
2566 We are up against something new? 1.1477 0.04438 88 77 9 2
2567 Well, he is one of our more gifted rats 1.1477 0.04438 88 77 9 2
2568 Apparently he requested Gruyère. 1.1477 0.04133 88 76 11 1
2569 I don’t think that’s what they meant by “an amazing technology.” 1.1477 0.04438 88 77 9 2
2570 Can this be relevant with a domestic cheese? 1.1477 0.03804 88 75 13 0
2571 That's Elon Muskrat 1.1477 0.04133 88 76 11 1
2572 He really loves his cheese toasted... 1.1477 0.04438 88 77 9 2
2573 Turns out, what we thought were rules, were just precedents. 1.1477 0.04133 88 76 11 1
2574 I told you Elon mouse was going to create emissions pointlessly. 1.1477 0.04438 88 77 9 2
2575 There is no Waze this mouse if going to find it’s way. 1.1477 0.04438 88 77 9 2
2576 Say what you will, but I think the Adderall test results are still conclusive. 1.1477 0.04133 88 76 11 1
2577 Dr. Dreyfus And his steroided mouse won’t like this! 1.1477 0.04133 88 76 11 1
2578 I think we need a bigger Maze 1.1477 0.03804 88 75 13 0
2579 The idea came to me while listening to some Sinatra and Sammy Davis Jr 1.1477 0.03804 88 75 13 0
2580 I think this one is supposed to be in the virtual reality experiment. 1.1477 0.03804 88 75 13 0
2581 Happy Anniversary, baby. 1.1477 0.04133 88 76 11 1
2582 So why did he insist on being restrained? 1.1477 0.03804 88 75 13 0
2583 Did you bring the fondue skewers? 1.1477 0.04438 88 77 9 2
2584 He must be apart of the ‘out of control group’. 1.1477 0.03804 88 75 13 0
2585 Stuart got very frustrated after losing his car; now he's all about flying 1.1477 0.04133 88 76 11 1
2586 I say we just get a different rat. 1.1477 0.04723 88 78 7 3
2587 Yes, it is creepy, but I think that he was very clever taking advantage of the drone lab next door 1.1477 0.04133 88 76 11 1
2588 He refuses to go in unless we use aged cheddar cheese. 1.1477 0.04438 88 77 9 2
2589 He has a flying car, too. 1.1477 0.04438 88 77 9 2
2590 Its just a timed air-inches test. 1.1477 0.04133 88 76 11 1
2591 Mickey heard some bees are drones, so not to be outdone. . . 1.1477 0.04133 88 76 11 1
2592 OK, he’s playing three-dimensional cheese. 1.1477 0.04438 88 77 9 2
2593 Cat got your tongue? 1.1477 0.04438 88 77 9 2
2594 I guess they weren't hungry before they left. 1.1477 0.04438 88 77 9 2
2595 The crisper modifications have had an effect! Unfortunately, a small piece of cheese is no longer his prime motivator! 1.1477 0.03804 88 75 13 0
2596 The pigeons are going to be pissed. 1.1477 0.04133 88 76 11 1
2597 ...well maybe it’ll make more sense when we roll it out. 1.1477 0.04438 88 77 9 2
2598 Now you've done it. The FDA will have a meltdown. 1.1477 0.03804 88 75 13 0
2599 Cheesus christ... 1.1477 0.04133 88 76 11 1
2600 I didn't believe him when he said, "Cheese?! I'll develop hoverboard technology before you." 1.1477 0.04133 88 76 11 1
2601 I see the cheese;where is the mouse? 1.1477 0.04438 88 77 9 2
2602 It just got too easy for him. 1.1477 0.04723 88 78 7 3
2603 What if he's vegan? 1.1477 0.04133 88 76 11 1
2604 I just can't get her to quit! 1.1477 0.04723 88 78 7 3
2605 He doesn't care much for Swiss, apparently. Rebecca Hawkins 1.1477 0.04438 88 77 9 2
2606 Um, does your chart have anything related to mouse flight? Cause he fails on my chart, related to, you know, cheese acquisition. 1.1477 0.04438 88 77 9 2
2607 If I can't find the cheese, how do you expect Mickey to? 1.1477 0.04992 88 79 5 4
2608 Something' is not right here! 1.1477 0.03804 88 75 13 0
2609 His last job was in the epidemiology lab. 1.1477 0.03804 88 75 13 0
2610 It could just be placebo. 1.1477 0.04133 88 76 11 1
2611 Call Antitrust. 1.1477 0.04723 88 78 7 3
2612 That's not the definition of a 'rat pack' 1.1477 0.04438 88 77 9 2
2613 He can still smell the cheese? 1.1477 0.04438 88 77 9 2
2614 Last week she used it to get into the Viagra experiment. 1.1477 0.04133 88 76 11 1
2615 Sometimes they crack under pressure. 1.1477 0.03804 88 75 13 0
2616 This one is too anal. 1.1477 0.04438 88 77 9 2
2617 I think it's safe to say Aeronautics just had their budget slashed considerably. 1.1477 0.03804 88 75 13 0
2618 Hardly seems worth it for a lousy wedge of cheese. 1.1477 0.04133 88 76 11 1
2619 We could praise this mouse for making a jet pack but I think the real takeaway is that this dumbass can’t run a simple maze. Like “Oh, I have to walk across the street, better build a car!” That’s this stupid fucking mouse talking. Total moron mouse. 1.1477 0.04133 88 76 11 1
2620 He's one of our lunar trainees. 1.1477 0.04133 88 76 11 1
2621 Um Rebecca is that even valid. 1.1429 0.04790 77 68 7 2
2622 Travel pillows are on the third floor. 1.1412 0.03199 85 74 11 0
2623 Happy Halloween Mr Armstrong 1.1412 0.04476 85 75 8 2
2624 You don’t need to hold the door. Buzz and Neil will be at least two more hours. 1.1412 0.03799 85 73 12 0
2625 Floor 1,326,785 please 1.1412 0.03799 85 73 12 0
2626 Should we warn the Green Bay Packers? 1.1412 0.04476 85 75 8 2
2627 Cheater. 1.1412 0.04476 85 75 8 2
2628 Looks like someone’s been reading those updated Beverly Cleary books again... 1.1412 0.04152 85 74 10 1
2629 Quite clever, this Mighty-Mouse wannabe; wouldn't you say? 1.1412 0.03799 85 73 12 0
2630 I would call the latest drug results as positive." "I wonder if he can teach us to do that too? 1.1412 0.03799 85 73 12 0
2631 Clearly the evolution of the Jet-packrat. 1.1412 0.04476 85 75 8 2
2632 I think you folks are the ones with behavioral issues. Like why do you keep blind-folding us? [And like, I can still smell the cheese...] 1.1412 0.03799 85 73 12 0
2633 Well, this rat has obviously failed the maze experiment. 1.1412 0.04476 85 75 8 2
2634 A new frontier of the common Pack rat, I'll give him that much. 1.1412 0.04152 85 74 10 1
2635 Is this really the best way to understand the behavior of Trump supporters? 1.1412 0.04476 85 75 8 2
2636 Those must have been Sikorsky’s brain cells we transplanted. 1.1412 0.04152 85 74 10 1
2637 Hand me a letter opener 1.1412 0.04476 85 75 8 2
2638 I guess that our mister “Rocket Mouse” didn’t like our cheese selection today. 1.1412 0.03799 85 73 12 0
2639 You can always jetpack up to appreciate the layout of the maze. 1.1412 0.04476 85 75 8 2
2640 I believe my resume indicated a preference for Epoisses, Janet. 1.1412 0.03799 85 73 12 0
2641 What should I say? He keeps asking if the moon is really made of cheese. 1.1412 0.04152 85 74 10 1
2642 It's Mr. Stark's response to Mighty Mouse. 1.1412 0.03799 85 73 12 0
2643 I'd say he's ready for the quad-copter. 1.1412 0.04476 85 75 8 2
2644 Incredible! It made it 75% through the maze." 1.1412 0.04476 85 75 8 2
2645 A-maze-ing. Now he’s just showing off. Wouldn’t you agree Bob? 1.1412 0.04476 85 75 8 2
2646 Next, he'll need health care benefits. 1.1412 0.03799 85 73 12 0
2647 These Elon Muskrats really are a breed of their own. 1.1412 0.03799 85 73 12 0
2648 His great-grand-sire was Mighty but the inbreeding didn't take. 1.1412 0.03799 85 73 12 0
2649 ...and we lost funding. 1.1412 0.04152 85 74 10 1
2650 Technology is our enemy 1.1412 0.03799 85 73 12 0
2651 Just like the human test subjects, every time they choose cheese over escape. 1.1412 0.04152 85 74 10 1
2652 I told you it was starting to show withdrawal symptoms. 1.1412 0.04476 85 75 8 2
2653 I really think our maze-escape research has gone too far. 1.1412 0.03799 85 73 12 0
2654 Mouse from test group shows evidence of stunting. 1.1412 0.04152 85 74 10 1
2655 Perhaps you shouldn't have told him you were a farmer's wife ... 1.1412 0.04152 85 74 10 1
2656 I realize now you see the resemblance but don’t take it out on the mice. 1.1412 0.04152 85 74 10 1
2657 I knew we should have built a taller maze! 1.1412 0.04152 85 74 10 1
2658 He told me it was the year of the rat,but I didn't believe it. 1.1412 0.04152 85 74 10 1
2659 He would have been far less motivated by vegan cheese. 1.1412 0.04476 85 75 8 2
2660 Blame it on A.I. 1.1412 0.04152 85 74 10 1
2661 I told you this mouse is ready to fly over the English Channel. 1.1412 0.04476 85 75 8 2
2662 That cheese is so rancid even he can't stand it. 1.1412 0.04152 85 74 10 1
2663 Getting back from the holiday break has been difficult for them. 1.1412 0.04152 85 74 10 1
2664 Let’s try the zebra stripe next, Mr. Weinstein. 1.1412 0.04152 85 74 10 1
2665 The lab techs call him 'Elon Mouske.' 1.1412 0.04152 85 74 10 1
2666 Republican Party Leadership Litmus Test 1.1412 0.03799 85 73 12 0
2667 Release the Minotaur. 1.1412 0.04152 85 74 10 1
2668 Now what do we do? The mice are giving up dairy... 1.1412 0.03799 85 73 12 0
2669 I think all this new safety equipment is making it hard for him to get through the narrow doorways. 1.1412 0.03799 85 73 12 0
2670 If only pizza could help advance us like it did him... 1.1412 0.04779 85 76 6 3
2671 It's a double-blind study. 1.1395 0.04106 86 75 10 1
2672 Calm down, I'm just leaving. 1.1379 0.04379 87 77 8 2
2673 They weren’t kidding about that penthouse in the sky 1.1341 0.03787 82 71 11 0
2674 Take me back up, Frank. I forgot my umbrella. 1.1341 0.03787 82 71 11 0
2675 Where is Greta Thunberg? I need her out there with me next time! 1.1341 0.04165 82 72 9 1
2676 Can you hear me? Sorry I lost you there for a minute” -Major To 1.1341 0.04165 82 72 9 1
2677 GOING UP AND OUT, HOUSTON? 1.1341 0.03787 82 71 11 0
2678 please, forgot my rocket keys! 1.1341 0.03787 82 71 11 0
2679 Sometimes it’s just good to know which way is up. 1.1341 0.03787 82 71 11 0
2680 the agoraphobia conference room is to the left all the way down 1.1341 0.04512 82 73 7 2
2681 Last floor with a bathroom before the moon.” 1.1341 0.04165 82 72 9 1
2682 I will vote for your President! 1.1341 0.04512 82 73 7 2
2683 nan 1.1341 0.04512 82 73 7 2
2684 You better wear pinstripes from now on, Mr. Cole 1.1341 0.04165 82 72 9 1
2685 I gotta say, this place has quite an atmosphere.. 1.1341 0.03787 82 71 11 0
2686 Oops, wrong world... 1.1341 0.03787 82 71 11 0
2687 Dtchete tall halted hated snd elnelice! 1.1341 0.04165 82 72 9 1
2688 Top floor please.” 1.1341 0.04165 82 72 9 1
2689 It wasn’t me I swear. 1.1341 0.03787 82 71 11 0
2690 You must be the new penthouse resident. 1.1341 0.04165 82 72 9 1
2691 Space voyage through Heavenward 1.1341 0.03787 82 71 11 0
2692 Are you a visitor of Mr .Dogg? 1.1341 0.03787 82 71 11 0
2693 you dont need to hold the door buzz and neil will be back 1.1341 0.03787 82 71 11 0
2694 MERCURY WAS IN MY THIRD HOUSE! BAD DAY FOR A VIRGO. 1.1341 0.04165 82 72 9 1
2695 Sir, you do know that our “Mercury suite” isn’t actually Mercury, right? 1.1341 0.03787 82 71 11 0
2696 To Uranus, please. 1.1341 0.03787 82 71 11 0
2697 OMS SIRH SESE a mankind but please press 12 for me thank you. # 1.1341 0.04165 82 72 9 1
2698 Yeah, Houston was sick of all my problems. 1.1341 0.04512 82 73 7 2
2699 Yelp said the rooftop patio had great atmosphere 1.1341 0.04165 82 72 9 1
2700 High society lounge space? 1.1341 0.04165 82 72 9 1
2701 I didnt receive training for this kind of trip. 1.1341 0.04165 82 72 9 1
2702 Here we are, sir, Mars... or floor 7 1.1341 0.03787 82 71 11 0
2703 Better cut back on their multivitamins. 1.1341 0.04165 82 72 9 1
2704 How can I expect the rats to figure it out if I can 1.1341 0.04512 82 73 7 2
2705 ...all we needed was fresher cheese? 1.1341 0.04165 82 72 9 1
2706 Now he wants to be called Mighty Mouse 1.1341 0.03787 82 71 11 0
2707 ‘He’s the first cadet for the President’s Space Force.’ 1.1341 0.04512 82 73 7 2
2708 On the bright side,we have found our Mighty Mouse. 1.1341 0.04165 82 72 9 1
2709 These pretzels... Are making me thirsty! 1.1341 0.04165 82 72 9 1
2710 Did you cut the cheese? 1.1341 0.04512 82 73 7 2
2711 From now on, I think that all mice should be strictly banned from visiting the 'smartest birds' aviary. 1.1341 0.04165 82 72 9 1
2712 Let's hide somewhere and see if he cheats. 1.1341 0.03787 82 71 11 0
2713 He's food motivated. 1.1341 0.03787 82 71 11 0
2714 It's bad enough he's not food motivated. He also seems to have no fear. 1.1341 0.03787 82 71 11 0
2715 I might have snuck him a Red Bull. 1.1341 0.04165 82 72 9 1
2716 If it wanted the cheese so bad, why didn't it just ask? 1.1341 0.04165 82 72 9 1
2717 He contracted with the scientist aardvarks to build that. But,oy! The cost overruns. Burp! I don't really work here! 1.1341 0.04512 82 73 7 2
2718 Another dumb mouse who can’t follow the rules. 1.1341 0.04165 82 72 9 1
2719 Was it the cheese or the propulsion? 1.1341 0.03787 82 71 11 0
2720 And he doesn’t even LIKE cheese! 1.1341 0.03787 82 71 11 0
2721 He believes the moon is made of cheese and that this is a training simulation. 1.1341 0.03787 82 71 11 0
2722 I really think using practical effects for this new Stuart Little movie was a great choice 1.1341 0.03787 82 71 11 0
2723 See, I told you not to watch Apollo 13 in front of the test subjects. 1.1341 0.03787 82 71 11 0
2724 On the plus side, the CRISPR-cas modification did not affect his love of cheese. 1.1341 0.04512 82 73 7 2
2725 You didn't tell me the mouse's name was Bond, James Bond. 1.1341 0.03787 82 71 11 0
2726 He's just moused over the options. 1.1341 0.04512 82 73 7 2
2727 Oh great, now we're going to have both 'flying rats' and flying rats in the city. 1.1341 0.03787 82 71 11 0
2728 This is one of the rats from Silicon Valley, I assume? 1.1341 0.03787 82 71 11 0
2729 You should see his cousin with the movie studio 1.1341 0.04165 82 72 9 1
2730 But to the rats he's a superhero. 1.1341 0.04165 82 72 9 1
2731 I know it’s for science but somehow it seems unfair. 1.1341 0.03787 82 71 11 0
2732 Amazon is funding research to identify all options for faster deliveries. 1.1341 0.04165 82 72 9 1
2733 Why go for the cheese if it can fly to freedom? 1.1341 0.04165 82 72 9 1
2734 Operating heavy equipment, check. 1.1341 0.04165 82 72 9 1
2735 Ha. He didn't weigh the escape options. Thrust or cheese? Thrust or cheese? 1.1341 0.03787 82 71 11 0
2736 What I want to know is, who taught him the melody to "The Farmer in the Dell"? 1.1341 0.04512 82 73 7 2
2737 Amazing--he's gained 4 ounces eating the virtual cheese. 1.1341 0.03787 82 71 11 0
2738 I don't want the cheese, I just want out of the trap. 1.1341 0.03787 82 71 11 0
2739 Are you writing this down Claire, his interest in the cheese has vanquished... interesting. 1.1341 0.03787 82 71 11 0
2740 Please make a note: no more James Bond films before bedtime. 1.1341 0.04512 82 73 7 2
2741 He just finished watching Iron Man. 1.1341 0.03787 82 71 11 0
2742 Our research seems to have entered a new dimension. 1.1341 0.04165 82 72 9 1
2743 M-a-c-G-y-v-e-r M-o-u-s-e MacGyver Mouse MacGyver Mouse Forever let us ... 1.1341 0.04165 82 72 9 1
2744 He seems hungry enough now to get through this maze to find the cheese. 1.1341 0.03787 82 71 11 0
2745 Gluten free? 1.1341 0.03787 82 71 11 0
2746 My name is Norvegicus, Rattus Norvegicus! 1.1341 0.04165 82 72 9 1
2747 Did he learn this from you? 1.1341 0.04165 82 72 9 1
2748 He's not on my specimen list either, but the investors don't need to kno