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Name | Value |
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Submission deadline | 2020-01-12T23:34:00.000Z |
Voting started | - |
Voting ended | 2020-01-26T23:35:00.000Z |
Finalists announced | 2020-01-20T23:35:00.000Z |
Magazine(s) announcing finalists issued | January 27, 2020 |
Number of captions | 3660 |
Number of responses | 912523 |
Number of participants | - |
In this table, the "mean" means the empirically measured average funniness score when the "unfunny", "somewhat funny" and "funny" receive a funniness score of 1, 2, 3 respectively. "Precison" is the standard error of the mean, the standard deviation of the mean estimate. With that, a caption with an empirical mean μ and precision σ has true mean in the range [μ - 2σ, μ + 2σ] with 95% probability by the 68-95-99.7 rule assuming the responses are indepedent and identically distributed.
Rank | Caption | Mean | Precision | Total votes | "Unfunny" votes | "Somewhat funny" votes | "Funny" votes |
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0 | Should I check, “exceeded expectations?” | 2.1249 | 0.00636 | 13163 | 2787 | 5945 | 4431 |
1 | Let’s just give him the damn cheese. | 2.0460 | 0.00712 | 11553 | 3128 | 4769 | 3656 |
2 | Hmmmmm, we didn’t count on his thinking above the box. | 2.0380 | 0.00728 | 11359 | 3209 | 4509 | 3641 |
3 | 'What's more impressive is he's already filed the patent.' | 2.0332 | 0.00751 | 10879 | 3163 | 4192 | 3524 |
4 | Oddly, this one got the placebo. | 2.0252 | 0.00741 | 11299 | 3395 | 4235 | 3669 |
5 | He doesn't just find the cheese, he offers same-day delivery. | 1.9893 | 0.00773 | 10541 | 3376 | 3902 | 3263 |
6 | He also submitted a resume for your job. | 1.9662 | 0.00875 | 8551 | 2949 | 2945 | 2657 |
7 | It appears that his 'fight or flight' response has evolved. | 1.9645 | 0.00789 | 9952 | 3263 | 3779 | 2910 |
8 | Maybe we should start with a smaller dose. | 1.9644 | 0.00853 | 8035 | 2497 | 3327 | 2211 |
9 | I hurt his feelings last week when I told him this wasn't rocket science. | 1.9504 | 0.00836 | 8957 | 3033 | 3335 | 2589 |
10 | We're going to need another grant | 1.9453 | 0.00830 | 8896 | 2981 | 3421 | 2494 |
11 | Rat maze navigation trial 14: Animal failed to follow simple instructions. | 1.9312 | 0.00939 | 7562 | 2798 | 2486 | 2278 |
12 | Do you suppose they’ve been toying with us all these years? | 1.9183 | 0.00859 | 8141 | 2803 | 3200 | 2138 |
13 | I'll bet HE could build a better mousetrap. | 1.9000 | 0.00877 | 8131 | 3052 | 2865 | 2214 |
14 | He calls it a "Rat Pack" | 1.8963 | 0.01099 | 5255 | 1968 | 1864 | 1423 |
15 | She’s smart. Looks like we’ll need the glass ceiling. | 1.8824 | 0.00983 | 6881 | 2737 | 2216 | 1928 |
16 | Yes, that's cool. But it's not statistically significant. | 1.8744 | 0.00937 | 7006 | 2649 | 2588 | 1769 |
17 | He flies and poops everywhere. Essentially, we've created a pigeon. | 1.8719 | 0.00977 | 7059 | 2889 | 2185 | 1985 |
18 | He also left us a tiny note with suggested revisions to our experimental design. | 1.8575 | 0.00882 | 7608 | 2870 | 2952 | 1786 |
19 | Now he's just showing off. He doesn't even like Swiss. | 1.8520 | 0.00932 | 6772 | 2569 | 2638 | 1565 |
20 | No, I said I'd marry you when pigs fly. | 1.8468 | 0.00985 | 6702 | 2773 | 2183 | 1746 |
21 | I'm going with 'Above Average'. | 1.8397 | 0.00890 | 6657 | 2372 | 2980 | 1305 |
22 | It appears that someone has been using old copies of Popular Mechanics to line the cages. | 1.8354 | 0.00989 | 6076 | 2389 | 2298 | 1389 |
23 | Should we call the Pentagon or Disney? | 1.8329 | 0.01097 | 5028 | 2018 | 1835 | 1175 |
24 | ...I think we should probably go check on the dolphins. | 1.8083 | 0.01097 | 5050 | 2110 | 1798 | 1142 |
25 | Meanwhile the guy with the MAGA hat in the human-size maze is still bumping into the first wall. | 1.8043 | 0.01271 | 4420 | 2094 | 1097 | 1229 |
26 | Actually, the really smart ones just stay in their cages and use drones to get the cheese. | 1.8028 | 0.01035 | 5496 | 2267 | 2046 | 1183 |
27 | It's just a pilot study. | 1.7975 | 0.01132 | 4721 | 2003 | 1671 | 1047 |
28 | The "Failed to navigate the maze" checkbox doesn't seem adequate. | 1.7768 | 0.01126 | 4453 | 1865 | 1717 | 871 |
29 | ...I’m more impressed that he thought to make a helmet | 1.7738 | 0.01170 | 4098 | 1717 | 1591 | 790 |
30 | Is this the batch we got from MIT? | 1.7725 | 0.01013 | 5590 | 2383 | 2096 | 1111 |
31 | He got his own funding. | 1.7705 | 0.01361 | 3159 | 1369 | 1146 | 644 |
32 | We call him Elon Mousk. | 1.7640 | 0.01146 | 4822 | 2231 | 1498 | 1093 |
33 | What's really impressive, his degree is Art History. | 1.7619 | 0.01048 | 5615 | 2600 | 1769 | 1246 |
34 | Unfortunately, the drug is supposed to treat erectile disfunction. | 1.7547 | 0.01413 | 3273 | 1569 | 938 | 766 |
35 | Well, he's certainly thinking outside the box. | 1.7479 | 0.00988 | 5701 | 2487 | 2164 | 1050 |
36 | He had helicopter parents. | 1.7289 | 0.01300 | 3585 | 1704 | 1149 | 732 |
37 | I'm not worried. The cats are developing ground to air missiles. | 1.7234 | 0.01152 | 4509 | 2145 | 1466 | 898 |
38 | Interesting, we didn't see these results with Kraft Singles. | 1.7131 | 0.01135 | 4489 | 2127 | 1523 | 839 |
39 | That explains his expense report. | 1.7108 | 0.01428 | 2763 | 1293 | 976 | 494 |
40 | if he won't run the maze, how will we judge his intelligence? | 1.7050 | 0.01502 | 2685 | 1326 | 825 | 534 |
41 | That, and he filed a flight plan. | 1.6990 | 0.01305 | 3342 | 1605 | 1138 | 599 |
42 | Interesting. Most in the control group simply hailed an Uber. | 1.6979 | 0.01123 | 4512 | 2170 | 1535 | 807 |
43 | I've already got tenure. You write this up. | 1.6914 | 0.01577 | 2278 | 1105 | 771 | 402 |
44 | This may skew our findings. | 1.6894 | 0.01322 | 2994 | 1393 | 1138 | 463 |
45 | Did he just say “fuck your cheese, I’m out”? | 1.6695 | 0.01338 | 3519 | 1881 | 920 | 718 |
46 | Ok, not bad, but let’s see if he can stick the landing. | 1.6530 | 0.01223 | 3403 | 1661 | 1262 | 480 |
47 | That's amazing. Let's dissect him. | 1.6509 | 0.01538 | 2664 | 1466 | 662 | 536 |
48 | I think the engineering department is screwing with us again. | 1.6433 | 0.01161 | 3645 | 1855 | 1266 | 524 |
49 | Apparently you can win the rat race. | 1.6423 | 0.01382 | 2919 | 1522 | 919 | 478 |
50 | Even stranger is that he got the placebo. | 1.6403 | 0.01408 | 2563 | 1278 | 929 | 356 |
51 | Okay, we have to remove their Internet access. | 1.6390 | 0.01200 | 3438 | 1743 | 1212 | 483 |
52 | Once we switched to the smoked Gouda, they really started getting creative. | 1.6357 | 0.01376 | 2723 | 1378 | 959 | 386 |
53 | If he gets the Nobel, he has to share it with us, right? | 1.6350 | 0.01336 | 3022 | 1567 | 991 | 464 |
54 | How can we determine his intelligence if he keeps cheating on the test? | 1.6301 | 0.01714 | 1852 | 973 | 591 | 288 |
55 | Well, there goes our bell curve. | 1.6218 | 0.01557 | 2160 | 1128 | 721 | 311 |
56 | I don't think 'Meets Expectations' quite covers it. | 1.6136 | 0.01718 | 1690 | 874 | 595 | 221 |
57 | I think we'll call this one a 'statistical outlier.' | 1.6064 | 0.01626 | 1852 | 961 | 659 | 232 |
58 | Well, that's going to skew the results. | 1.6053 | 0.01337 | 2805 | 1475 | 962 | 368 |
59 | Always the short cut with this one. | 1.6010 | 0.01638 | 1887 | 1004 | 632 | 251 |
60 | By all accounts he excels at reaching the cheese but continually fails to pair the suitable wine. | 1.5893 | 0.01548 | 2196 | 1254 | 606 | 336 |
61 | I upped the dose a bit. | 1.5803 | 0.01647 | 1744 | 932 | 612 | 200 |
62 | The jet pack's one thing, but does he have to sing, 'Here I come to save the day!' every time? | 1.5762 | 0.01727 | 1857 | 1074 | 496 | 287 |
63 | Call it cheating if you like, but I say he hit it out of the park. | 1.5758 | 0.01358 | 2730 | 1512 | 864 | 354 |
64 | I'll have what he had. | 1.5755 | 0.01739 | 1748 | 990 | 510 | 248 |
65 | This is going to make the Russian mouse furious. | 1.5692 | 0.01446 | 2400 | 1342 | 750 | 308 |
66 | Well, technically he failed the test. | 1.5687 | 0.01706 | 1609 | 923 | 477 | 209 |
67 | Remember how I told you it would be obvious when it is time to retire? | 1.5677 | 0.01822 | 1529 | 861 | 468 | 200 |
68 | Think we can get away with just listing this under "possible side effects?" | 1.5654 | 0.01763 | 1514 | 843 | 492 | 179 |
69 | I am pretty sure he just said “OK Boomer”. | 1.5619 | 0.01916 | 1447 | 840 | 401 | 206 |
70 | Don't know about you, but the genetically modified mice scare me. | 1.5616 | 0.01383 | 2596 | 1463 | 808 | 325 |
71 | The peer review is gonna be brutal. | 1.5570 | 0.01988 | 1273 | 727 | 383 | 163 |
72 | What was our hypothesis again? | 1.5568 | 0.01758 | 1611 | 916 | 493 | 202 |
73 | Forget the scientific journal, we’ve got to get this on Instagram. | 1.5560 | 0.02125 | 1126 | 647 | 332 | 147 |
74 | Let’s rate this one as a high achiever with good altitude.” | 1.5539 | 0.01876 | 1446 | 834 | 423 | 189 |
75 | I'm afraid he wants to be mentioned as co-author. | 1.5439 | 0.01747 | 1605 | 926 | 485 | 194 |
76 | Tell those clods over in feline we're ready. | 1.5430 | 0.02115 | 1127 | 659 | 324 | 144 |
77 | He's a flight risk. | 1.5383 | 0.01977 | 1278 | 750 | 368 | 160 |
78 | Doesn't follow the rules. Possible signs of ADHD" | 1.5355 | 0.01799 | 1505 | 878 | 448 | 179 |
79 | These little guys will be delivering packages for Amazon in no time! | 1.5304 | 0.01871 | 1382 | 811 | 409 | 162 |
80 | Think of all the paperwork. I say we kill him right now, replace him with another mouse and never say a word about this. | 1.5297 | 0.02078 | 1212 | 736 | 310 | 166 |
81 | Put him down as a cheese wiz | 1.5224 | 0.02258 | 1028 | 632 | 255 | 141 |
82 | I guess it IS rocket science | 1.5205 | 0.01896 | 1387 | 840 | 373 | 174 |
83 | I knew something was up when he had us count down from ten. | 1.5180 | 0.01906 | 1330 | 796 | 379 | 155 |
84 | This new generation of mice doesn't understand hard work. | 1.5168 | 0.01841 | 1428 | 857 | 404 | 167 |
85 | Looks like, while the cat's away, the mice will study advanced engineering. | 1.5119 | 0.01836 | 1428 | 862 | 401 | 165 |
86 | He heard they put Gruyere in the maze next door. | 1.5112 | 0.01640 | 1790 | 1082 | 501 | 207 |
87 | He's a rat and a cheat. | 1.5110 | 0.01934 | 1313 | 800 | 355 | 158 |
88 | Don't feel discouraged if the mouse gets a PhD before you do | 1.5086 | 0.01702 | 1687 | 1030 | 456 | 201 |
89 | Part drone. Part rat. It's a drat. | 1.5078 | 0.02274 | 957 | 588 | 252 | 117 |
90 | Well, man had a good run. | 1.5078 | 0.01829 | 1418 | 857 | 402 | 159 |
91 | Exhibits inability to understand maze exercise | 1.5072 | 0.01914 | 1254 | 749 | 374 | 131 |
92 | Yet he still poops on the floor. | 1.5071 | 0.01776 | 1485 | 894 | 429 | 162 |
93 | Just mark it down as, "Did not reach the cheese." | 1.5064 | 0.01741 | 1485 | 909 | 411 | 165 |
94 | Don't let the pigs see this | 1.5062 | 0.02037 | 1130 | 694 | 305 | 131 |
95 | He left a note saying he rejects our premise. | 1.5053 | 0.02128 | 1029 | 620 | 298 | 111 |
96 | Last week I took its drone away, and now this. | 1.5050 | 0.01895 | 1301 | 785 | 375 | 141 |
97 | Close the window. | 1.5014 | 0.02132 | 1075 | 664 | 283 | 128 |
98 | I don’t think this is one of ours. This looks like a Musk rat. | 1.5013 | 0.02096 | 1167 | 735 | 279 | 153 |
99 | I think I know who made those charges on our credit card. | 1.5009 | 0.02060 | 1088 | 658 | 315 | 115 |
100 | Motor skills appear above average. | 1.4966 | 0.02141 | 1015 | 620 | 286 | 109 |
101 | How many genes did you say we altered? | 1.4949 | 0.02032 | 1081 | 652 | 323 | 106 |
102 | He’s overthinking it. | 1.4945 | 0.02020 | 1187 | 744 | 301 | 142 |
103 | Don't get me wrong, this is incredible, but I think we lost track of the whole curing cancer thing somewhere along the way. | 1.4938 | 0.01930 | 1217 | 772 | 302 | 143 |
104 | I think he got a bigger grant than we did. | 1.4933 | 0.01925 | 1273 | 786 | 346 | 141 |
105 | It would seem that the CBD with Red Bull has far exceeded our expectations. | 1.4919 | 0.01853 | 1362 | 840 | 374 | 148 |
106 | Of course he scores a zero. He failed to navigate the maze. | 1.4911 | 0.01872 | 1346 | 834 | 363 | 149 |
107 | I suspect this will skew our previous results. | 1.4882 | 0.01800 | 1274 | 783 | 371 | 120 |
108 | Let's see if he can pick stocks. | 1.4881 | 0.02004 | 1133 | 696 | 321 | 116 |
109 | Red Bull is definitely more effective than coffee. | 1.4843 | 0.02019 | 1148 | 717 | 306 | 125 |
110 | Is it a bad time to mention that I forgot to label the mice? | 1.4808 | 0.02007 | 1148 | 718 | 308 | 122 |
111 | It was the only way we could get funding from Amazon. | 1.4763 | 0.02541 | 695 | 433 | 193 | 69 |
112 | He must have been in that bunch of mice we got from MIT. | 1.4748 | 0.02052 | 1070 | 682 | 273 | 115 |
113 | I'm starting to think he doesn't even care about the cheese. | 1.4740 | 0.02047 | 1021 | 628 | 302 | 91 |
114 | This totally ruins our thesis, you know. | 1.4663 | 0.02215 | 950 | 610 | 237 | 103 |
115 | I’ll go and check on the pigs. | 1.4628 | 0.02252 | 914 | 589 | 227 | 98 |
116 | This confirms our theory .... He’s getting way more funding than we are”! | 1.4598 | 0.02209 | 920 | 589 | 239 | 92 |
117 | He'll hit the roof when he finds out it's vegan cheese. | 1.4590 | 0.02249 | 891 | 572 | 229 | 90 |
118 | Now I'm curious to see what he'd do for a Klondike Bar. | 1.4583 | 0.02260 | 888 | 572 | 225 | 91 |
119 | Elon, when do you want us to change you back? | 1.4560 | 0.02345 | 853 | 583 | 161 | 109 |
120 | Some mice look at things the way they are and ask why. | 1.4553 | 0.02602 | 683 | 445 | 165 | 73 |
121 | Yes, but that wasn't the assignment. | 1.4540 | 0.02364 | 826 | 539 | 199 | 88 |
122 | I just hope God isn't a mouse. | 1.4535 | 0.02442 | 849 | 591 | 138 | 120 |
123 | He's no longer interested in the cheese. He's headed for the buffet. | 1.4520 | 0.02316 | 812 | 521 | 215 | 76 |
124 | I told you not to leave the Science Channel on all night.” | 1.4505 | 0.02321 | 819 | 529 | 211 | 79 |
125 | Do you want to tell him the moon isn't made of cheese? | 1.4486 | 0.03544 | 370 | 244 | 86 | 40 |
126 | We should never have accepted that grant from Amazon. | 1.4479 | 0.02403 | 777 | 507 | 192 | 78 |
127 | You should read his report on our observation techniques. | 1.4459 | 0.02291 | 776 | 522 | 174 | 80 |
128 | It’s ok, he has a helmet. | 1.4458 | 0.02455 | 720 | 466 | 187 | 67 |
129 | He's learned how to cheat. They're just like us now. | 1.4450 | 0.02452 | 737 | 481 | 184 | 72 |
130 | You do realize he is cheating? | 1.4449 | 0.02420 | 744 | 483 | 191 | 70 |
131 | I warned you about letting them watch Ratatouille | 1.4434 | 0.02389 | 751 | 486 | 197 | 68 |
132 | He spent his first month at Tesla’s research lab. | 1.4423 | 0.02403 | 728 | 469 | 196 | 63 |
133 | Lazy....but brilliant. | 1.4423 | 0.02472 | 719 | 470 | 180 | 69 |
134 | And Professor Fletcher can't find his way back to his office after he goes to the bathroom. | 1.4408 | 0.02478 | 710 | 464 | 179 | 67 |
135 | Did it just say 'o.k., boomer'? | 1.4405 | 0.02472 | 731 | 482 | 176 | 73 |
136 | I shouldn’t have asked the engineers to take over for me when I was sick. | 1.4404 | 0.02430 | 713 | 461 | 190 | 62 |
137 | I guess we should cancel the wheel trial. | 1.4375 | 0.02413 | 688 | 440 | 195 | 53 |
138 | Well this definitely proves it……Mice are definitely smarter then The Kardashians. | 1.4371 | 0.02594 | 707 | 479 | 147 | 81 |
139 | This explains why the espresso machine in the break room was torn apart. | 1.4365 | 0.02464 | 685 | 444 | 183 | 58 |
140 | That gives new meaning to the term, rat pack. | 1.4359 | 0.02505 | 679 | 444 | 174 | 61 |
141 | We've invented the pigeon | 1.4354 | 0.02488 | 689 | 451 | 176 | 62 |
142 | Except for the implications for the future of human beings, it's great. | 1.4346 | 0.02905 | 520 | 344 | 126 | 50 |
143 | I know he looks smart, but you should see what he posts on Twitter. | 1.4319 | 0.02596 | 639 | 422 | 158 | 59 |
144 | He's a Musk rat. | 1.4314 | 0.02604 | 649 | 432 | 154 | 63 |
145 | We should probably stop sampling the hallucinogens. | 1.4313 | 0.02604 | 633 | 418 | 157 | 58 |
146 | He's named it his Rat Pack. | 1.4310 | 0.02652 | 645 | 434 | 144 | 67 |
147 | To be fair, the cat is away. | 1.4306 | 0.02803 | 562 | 375 | 132 | 55 |
148 | Well obviously he's going to do better than the three blind one's. | 1.4303 | 0.02911 | 502 | 331 | 126 | 45 |
149 | He's just squeaking by. Let's see if he nails the landing. | 1.4297 | 0.02203 | 633 | 428 | 157 | 48 |
150 | You're the one who decided to use Popular Science as bedding | 1.4288 | 0.02478 | 632 | 406 | 181 | 45 |
151 | That's my DoD grant. Your NIH mice are behind me. | 1.4283 | 0.02625 | 635 | 424 | 150 | 61 |
152 | We should warn the snake lab. | 1.4281 | 0.02593 | 633 | 419 | 157 | 57 |
153 | ...I was wondering what was in that tiny Prime box he had delivered to his cage! | 1.4269 | 0.02851 | 513 | 338 | 131 | 44 |
154 | If only all the side effects were this cool. | 1.4267 | 0.02610 | 607 | 399 | 157 | 51 |
155 | Perhaps we've been setting the bar too low. | 1.4262 | 0.02654 | 596 | 394 | 150 | 52 |
156 | Oh, to be able to do that at IKEA. | 1.4252 | 0.02717 | 602 | 406 | 136 | 60 |
157 | Just a smidge of testosterone and he’s already learned to showboat. | 1.4245 | 0.02557 | 603 | 392 | 166 | 45 |
158 | Our subways will never be the same! | 1.4244 | 0.02643 | 589 | 388 | 152 | 49 |
159 | They left a note on my clipboard asking for dairy-free, soy-free cheese. | 1.4236 | 0.01988 | 602 | 415 | 147 | 40 |
160 | I told you he was overqualified for the position. | 1.4235 | 0.02624 | 595 | 392 | 154 | 49 |
161 | I think we underestimated the effect technology would have on Darwinism. | 1.4222 | 0.02610 | 585 | 383 | 157 | 45 |
162 | It doesn't count until he lands. | 1.4199 | 0.02597 | 574 | 379 | 151 | 44 |
163 | Are you sure you want to try it with apes next? | 1.4185 | 0.02706 | 595 | 403 | 135 | 57 |
164 | Impressive but primitive in its reliance on fossil fuels. | 1.4180 | 0.02759 | 543 | 362 | 135 | 46 |
165 | Wait, were we supposed to build a better mouse, or a better mousetrap? | 1.4180 | 0.02746 | 567 | 382 | 133 | 52 |
166 | Remember when Mighty Mouse only needed a cape? | 1.4174 | 0.02701 | 563 | 375 | 141 | 47 |
167 | Amazing! but I think she's overqualified... and probably we can't sponsor her visa. | 1.4161 | 0.02643 | 584 | 389 | 147 | 48 |
168 | That's also how they escape sinking ships. | 1.4145 | 0.02769 | 550 | 371 | 130 | 49 |
169 | I’m just going to mark it as inconclusive. | 1.4131 | 0.02696 | 535 | 353 | 143 | 39 |
170 | You're the one who used decided to use Popular Science as bedding | 1.4128 | 0.02655 | 562 | 373 | 146 | 43 |
171 | President Trump will be delighted to hear that his first Space Force trial is a success. | 1.4122 | 0.02877 | 558 | 389 | 108 | 61 |
172 | Cut the crap, Iggy, did you or did you not give him an extra dose? | 1.4109 | 0.02909 | 516 | 354 | 112 | 50 |
173 | Looks like it's time to build a better maze. | 1.4104 | 0.02910 | 519 | 357 | 111 | 51 |
174 | This isn't his first maze. | 1.4101 | 0.02887 | 495 | 334 | 119 | 42 |
175 | Good God we have a mouse that can think outside the box | 1.4099 | 0.02763 | 544 | 368 | 129 | 47 |
176 | This is nothing. You should see what the monkeys are doing. | 1.4099 | 0.02788 | 527 | 355 | 128 | 44 |
177 | From Amazon, where else? | 1.4096 | 0.02841 | 520 | 353 | 121 | 46 |
178 | Well, it IS the Year of the Rat! | 1.4096 | 0.02814 | 520 | 351 | 125 | 44 |
179 | ... let's report that we have observed a significant development of technical skills? | 1.4093 | 0.02715 | 540 | 361 | 137 | 42 |
180 | Who knew, the cheese is the variable. | 1.4092 | 0.02842 | 523 | 356 | 120 | 47 |
181 | I guess good things do happen when you remove the glass ceiling! | 1.4089 | 0.02856 | 516 | 351 | 119 | 46 |
182 | This does not support our hypothesis. | 1.4078 | 0.02363 | 537 | 371 | 128 | 38 |
183 | Imagine what he'd do for tenure. | 1.4071 | 0.02496 | 533 | 370 | 121 | 42 |
184 | He could've bought tons of cheese with what he paid for that jetpack. | 1.4068 | 0.02992 | 499 | 347 | 101 | 51 |
185 | All this time, I thought WE would win the genius grant. | 1.4064 | 0.02876 | 497 | 337 | 118 | 42 |
186 | I think we’ve found our winner. | 1.4059 | 0.02866 | 478 | 320 | 122 | 36 |
187 | Quick, yes, but still not as quick as the mice who use Google Maps. | 1.4056 | 0.02913 | 498 | 341 | 112 | 45 |
188 | He says he's from google maps... | 1.4056 | 0.02968 | 498 | 345 | 104 | 49 |
189 | He's testing us.” | 1.4052 | 0.02935 | 496 | 341 | 109 | 46 |
190 | There's probably no good time to tell you that Pinky here has been offered the directorship of the lab. | 1.4043 | 0.02952 | 517 | 362 | 101 | 54 |
191 | I'm not sure this side effect qualifies as 'adverse.' | 1.4042 | 0.02902 | 480 | 325 | 116 | 39 |
192 | She’s now officially smarter than a politician" | 1.4041 | 0.02918 | 490 | 335 | 112 | 43 |
193 | Let's name this one MacGyver. | 1.4037 | 0.02926 | 488 | 334 | 111 | 43 |
194 | We caught him at the Tesla factory. | 1.4031 | 0.02859 | 511 | 350 | 116 | 45 |
195 | I see why they call this the Year of the Rat. | 1.4028 | 0.03322 | 360 | 243 | 89 | 28 |
196 | I’m getting apprehensive about the primate trials. | 1.4012 | 0.02898 | 501 | 345 | 111 | 45 |
197 | Are these the rats Tesla sent over? | 1.4008 | 0.02812 | 479 | 320 | 126 | 33 |
198 | See what happens when you don't teach to the test? | 1.3973 | 0.02958 | 448 | 304 | 110 | 34 |
199 | Sometimes I feel as though their lives are more interesting than mine. | 1.3967 | 0.02901 | 479 | 328 | 112 | 39 |
200 | In his defense, we never read him the rules. | 1.3966 | 0.03092 | 406 | 275 | 101 | 30 |
201 | The control group has a smaller carbon footprint. | 1.3957 | 0.02892 | 470 | 320 | 114 | 36 |
202 | They must have sent us one of those Elon Muskrats. | 1.3951 | 0.02727 | 453 | 331 | 79 | 43 |
203 | Who left the 3D printer on? | 1.3947 | 0.03171 | 380 | 257 | 96 | 27 |
204 | He heard the moon is made of cheese | 1.3931 | 0.02984 | 463 | 321 | 102 | 40 |
205 | Your right, he didn’t solve the maze, but you have to applaud his ingenuity. | 1.3931 | 0.02839 | 463 | 312 | 120 | 31 |
206 | I’m gonna mark that down as a ‘pass’. | 1.3907 | 0.03003 | 430 | 294 | 104 | 32 |
207 | We might want to lower the dosage at bit... | 1.3905 | 0.03052 | 420 | 288 | 100 | 32 |
208 | I hate working with these millennials. | 1.3902 | 0.02911 | 428 | 295 | 102 | 31 |
209 | Well, that explains what happened to the Buzz Lightyear doll that went missing from your desk. | 1.3898 | 0.02897 | 449 | 305 | 113 | 31 |
210 | And I say give him the damned cheese. | 1.3897 | 0.03153 | 408 | 283 | 91 | 34 |
211 | Didn't see that coming | 1.3897 | 0.03022 | 426 | 292 | 102 | 32 |
212 | It’s amazing what they’ll do for gourmet cheese. | 1.3893 | 0.02905 | 447 | 304 | 112 | 31 |
213 | Is this animal testing us? | 1.3890 | 0.03003 | 437 | 301 | 102 | 34 |
214 | If you don't mind me asking...how did you get him to wear the goggles?" | 1.3889 | 0.03101 | 414 | 286 | 95 | 33 |
215 | Let me guess. Not the placebo? | 1.3888 | 0.02999 | 445 | 308 | 101 | 36 |
216 | Those mice from the NASA labs are such show-offs | 1.3886 | 0.03078 | 422 | 292 | 96 | 34 |
217 | 'A' for effort, 'F' for fuel efficiency. | 1.3886 | 0.03114 | 422 | 294 | 92 | 36 |
218 | Morning shift must have used extra sharp cheddar." | 1.3885 | 0.03013 | 435 | 300 | 101 | 34 |
219 | It's the new iMouse from Apple. | 1.3880 | 0.03057 | 433 | 301 | 96 | 36 |
220 | I wondered what it was 3D printing. | 1.3876 | 0.03097 | 418 | 290 | 94 | 34 |
221 | Whoa, that one’s really thinking outside the box! | 1.3871 | 0.03119 | 403 | 278 | 94 | 31 |
222 | I guess you can stop saying they lack initiative. | 1.3865 | 0.02673 | 414 | 286 | 104 | 24 |
223 | Technically, it didn't solve the maze. | 1.3859 | 0.03032 | 412 | 282 | 101 | 29 |
224 | Is this a bad time to ask you out? | 1.3859 | 0.03412 | 368 | 261 | 72 | 35 |
225 | It's a shame we have to kill him. | 1.3854 | 0.03061 | 410 | 297 | 74 | 39 |
226 | I don't care what you say-I'm recording a failure to complete the maze properly. | 1.3854 | 0.03157 | 410 | 287 | 88 | 35 |
227 | Smile. He hacked the lab's account and is live-streaming this flight. | 1.3854 | 0.03250 | 410 | 292 | 78 | 40 |
228 | Either they're getting smarter or we've done this too often. | 1.3852 | 0.03029 | 431 | 299 | 98 | 34 |
229 | And yet he still can't figure out this maze. | 1.3830 | 0.03110 | 342 | 227 | 99 | 16 |
230 | I’m more interested in where he got the fuel than how he made the jet pack. | 1.3819 | 0.03392 | 343 | 239 | 77 | 27 |
231 | But is it statistically significant? | 1.3819 | 0.03142 | 398 | 277 | 90 | 31 |
232 | We knew this day was coming: The rat race has produced better rats. | 1.3819 | 0.03081 | 398 | 274 | 96 | 28 |
233 | Now let's see how long it takes him to pair it with the right wine. | 1.3816 | 0.03113 | 414 | 290 | 90 | 34 |
234 | See, females are more creative! | 1.3815 | 0.03261 | 401 | 286 | 77 | 38 |
235 | We call that one Elon Mousk. | 1.3801 | 0.03214 | 392 | 276 | 83 | 33 |
236 | It appears the Evel Knievel gene splicing experiment is a success. | 1.3800 | 0.03027 | 400 | 274 | 100 | 26 |
237 | Just write “Advanced problem-solving skills.” | 1.3789 | 0.03132 | 388 | 269 | 91 | 28 |
238 | Are you sure that was the placebo? | 1.3789 | 0.03089 | 388 | 267 | 95 | 26 |
239 | A one in a billion fluke maybe, but I also just found a very small volume of Shakespeare in one of the other cages. | 1.3787 | 0.03139 | 367 | 251 | 93 | 23 |
240 | Does he have an exit strategy? | 1.3784 | 0.03433 | 333 | 233 | 74 | 26 |
241 | Big deal. He copied the idea from a New Yorker cartoon. | 1.3763 | 0.03167 | 396 | 279 | 85 | 32 |
242 | We do have his signed consent form, right? | 1.3750 | 0.03085 | 392 | 272 | 93 | 27 |
243 | We've had nothing but problems ever since he read 'Who Moved My Cheese?' | 1.3744 | 0.03220 | 390 | 277 | 80 | 33 |
244 | I think we are going to need to keep a lid on this. | 1.3743 | 0.03186 | 374 | 261 | 86 | 27 |
245 | This one wrote ‘Epstein didn’t kill himself’ on the bottom of his cage. | 1.3743 | 0.03424 | 374 | 272 | 64 | 38 |
246 | Are you sure this one is from the control group? | 1.3737 | 0.03105 | 372 | 256 | 93 | 23 |
247 | They just don't seem to delay gratification anymore. | 1.3737 | 0.03151 | 372 | 258 | 89 | 25 |
248 | I told you not to give him an Amazon gift card for Christmas. | 1.3733 | 0.03273 | 367 | 259 | 79 | 29 |
249 | So anyway, Martha and I are getting a divorce... | 1.3723 | 0.03399 | 368 | 266 | 67 | 35 |
250 | One small step for mousekind... | 1.3723 | 0.03243 | 368 | 259 | 81 | 28 |
251 | Maybe we can hire him. | 1.3717 | 0.03048 | 382 | 273 | 80 | 29 |
252 | Let's get him back in the cage before he develops a nuclear warhead. | 1.3716 | 0.03345 | 366 | 262 | 72 | 32 |
253 | Yeah, but he's just doing it for the Instagram likes. | 1.3711 | 0.03001 | 380 | 267 | 88 | 25 |
254 | We're in trouble...Didn't you say that was the dumb one? | 1.3711 | 0.03103 | 380 | 264 | 91 | 25 |
255 | His name is Algernon. Why do you ask? | 1.3709 | 0.03289 | 364 | 258 | 77 | 29 |
256 | And I’m calling it “the rat pack.” | 1.3700 | 0.03232 | 373 | 264 | 80 | 29 |
257 | Let's wait to see the landing before we evaluate it's intelligence. | 1.3693 | 0.03152 | 371 | 259 | 87 | 25 |
258 | I feel less overqualified now. | 1.3689 | 0.03159 | 347 | 246 | 77 | 24 |
259 | You realize that if he succeeds, we're out of a job. | 1.3686 | 0.03163 | 369 | 258 | 86 | 25 |
260 | Is it always this easy to identify outliers? | 1.3675 | 0.03322 | 351 | 249 | 75 | 27 |
261 | Let's check the dosage on that one. | 1.3660 | 0.03061 | 347 | 236 | 95 | 16 |
262 | I think we just got skewed. | 1.3660 | 0.03372 | 347 | 248 | 71 | 28 |
263 | Interesting. He picked the jet pack over the helicopter. | 1.3658 | 0.03428 | 339 | 243 | 68 | 28 |
264 | Houston, I think we have a problem. | 1.3658 | 0.03325 | 339 | 239 | 76 | 24 |
265 | M-I-T P-h-D M-O-U-S-E. | 1.3652 | 0.03483 | 345 | 251 | 62 | 32 |
266 | We can bury this in the supplement. | 1.3652 | 0.03258 | 345 | 242 | 80 | 23 |
267 | What are we testing for, again? | 1.3652 | 0.03385 | 345 | 247 | 70 | 28 |
268 | Well, that proves it. Brie will set you free. | 1.3644 | 0.03322 | 343 | 243 | 75 | 25 |
269 | We could just reference this one in the footnotes. | 1.3642 | 0.03323 | 335 | 236 | 76 | 23 |
270 | Such a shame, he just can't seem to find the cheese without cheating. | 1.3640 | 0.03965 | 250 | 179 | 51 | 20 |
271 | Better than last week when he sent up a drone to find the exit | 1.3639 | 0.03180 | 349 | 243 | 85 | 21 |
272 | The last time we used brie, and he actually had a little flamethrower. | 1.3636 | 0.03295 | 341 | 243 | 73 | 25 |
273 | I might have messed up the dosage. | 1.3636 | 0.03334 | 341 | 242 | 74 | 25 |
274 | NASA had him for awhile. | 1.3636 | 0.03411 | 341 | 245 | 68 | 28 |
275 | These millennial mice are ruining mazes. | 1.3634 | 0.03242 | 355 | 251 | 79 | 25 |
276 | Her Father tested for NASA. | 1.3634 | 0.03155 | 355 | 255 | 74 | 26 |
277 | I knew they could do it, but how did they get the funding? | 1.3634 | 0.03193 | 355 | 249 | 83 | 23 |
278 | That's thinking outside the box. | 1.3628 | 0.03187 | 339 | 235 | 85 | 19 |
279 | It must be an Elon Muskrat. | 1.3626 | 0.03179 | 353 | 247 | 84 | 22 |
280 | He seems overqualified for the job. | 1.3625 | 0.03294 | 331 | 232 | 78 | 21 |
281 | Swiss appears to be more motivating than Halloumi. | 1.3620 | 0.03226 | 337 | 235 | 82 | 20 |
282 | Remember when we used to give the rats cocaine? | 1.3620 | 0.03347 | 337 | 242 | 69 | 26 |
283 | He already has a patent and has applied to our grad program. | 1.3618 | 0.03388 | 351 | 254 | 67 | 30 |
284 | Now do you believe me? | 1.3613 | 0.03195 | 346 | 242 | 83 | 21 |
285 | Score this one high on ingenuity and low on perseverance. | 1.3611 | 0.03535 | 324 | 235 | 61 | 28 |
286 | Nature or nurture? | 1.3610 | 0.03227 | 349 | 246 | 80 | 23 |
287 | On the plus side, at least one of us will be getting tenure. | 1.3605 | 0.03336 | 344 | 246 | 72 | 26 |
288 | Weren't we doing something with cancer? | 1.3605 | 0.03310 | 344 | 245 | 74 | 25 |
289 | Great. They have jetpacks and we still DON'T? | 1.3605 | 0.03411 | 344 | 249 | 66 | 29 |
290 | He's still not getting tenure. | 1.3596 | 0.03271 | 342 | 242 | 77 | 23 |
291 | I don't think we can launch the drug just yet. | 1.3586 | 0.03486 | 304 | 216 | 67 | 21 |
292 | I think he's completed the pilot program. | 1.3585 | 0.03380 | 318 | 225 | 72 | 21 |
293 | I asked him how he calibrates weight versus thrust, and all he did was squeak. | 1.3580 | 0.03278 | 324 | 227 | 78 | 19 |
294 | He works here to fund his own research on string cheese theory. | 1.3580 | 0.03426 | 338 | 245 | 65 | 28 |
295 | Maybe he can program the clock on the microwave? | 1.3580 | 0.03451 | 338 | 246 | 63 | 29 |
296 | He's going to be so disappointed when he finds out what the moon is actually made of. | 1.3578 | 0.03275 | 341 | 242 | 76 | 23 |
297 | This is a game changer for cats too. | 1.3576 | 0.03422 | 316 | 225 | 69 | 22 |
298 | Shall we move the cheese? | 1.3574 | 0.03281 | 291 | 204 | 72 | 15 |
299 | So we give the jet packs out in the subway, and then put a giant piece of cheese in New Jersey... | 1.3571 | 0.03566 | 336 | 249 | 54 | 33 |
300 | We probably shouldn't use the ones who went through STEM training. | 1.3571 | 0.03406 | 322 | 230 | 69 | 23 |
301 | My robotic mouse can beat your genetically modified rat. | 1.3567 | 0.03407 | 314 | 223 | 70 | 21 |
302 | Week 65: subject is displaying symptoms of a typical millennial and has decided to ruin the whole experiment | 1.3565 | 0.04197 | 230 | 168 | 42 | 20 |
303 | The scary thing is that a cockroach taught him how to do it. | 1.3563 | 0.03266 | 334 | 236 | 77 | 21 |
304 | Five bucks says he can’t stick the landing | 1.3562 | 0.03182 | 320 | 221 | 84 | 15 |
305 | What hallucinogen are we testing today? | 1.3556 | 0.03684 | 284 | 205 | 57 | 22 |
306 | For this study I thought, "Give a rat some cheese and you feed him for a day, but give a rat a jetpack..." | 1.3554 | 0.03360 | 332 | 238 | 70 | 24 |
307 | You're impressed? Well he hasn't got the cheese yet, has he? | 1.3554 | 0.03305 | 332 | 236 | 74 | 22 |
308 | Well, you're the one who taught her to read. | 1.3553 | 0.03131 | 318 | 218 | 87 | 13 |
309 | I guess our work is done here. | 1.3545 | 0.03454 | 330 | 240 | 63 | 27 |
310 | Please tell me this isn't the placebo. | 1.3545 | 0.03205 | 330 | 231 | 81 | 18 |
311 | Your hypothesis "mechanization does not improve outcomes" is really being tested. | 1.3545 | 0.03318 | 330 | 235 | 73 | 22 |
312 | First day here in Los Alamos? | 1.3545 | 0.03480 | 330 | 241 | 61 | 28 |
313 | You gotta give it to him: thinking outside the box. | 1.3544 | 0.03501 | 285 | 201 | 67 | 17 |
314 | This will really skew the results. | 1.3542 | 0.03507 | 271 | 189 | 68 | 14 |
315 | The mouse that soared. | 1.3538 | 0.03117 | 325 | 234 | 71 | 20 |
316 | It's that damn Amazon Prime again. | 1.3538 | 0.03463 | 325 | 236 | 63 | 26 |
317 | "I sense our experimental parameters have subtly shifted." | 1.3535 | 0.03311 | 314 | 221 | 75 | 18 |
318 | This is why you shouldn’t get your mice from Cal Tech. | 1.3529 | 0.03393 | 323 | 232 | 68 | 23 |
319 | I hate this fucking job. | 1.3529 | 0.03584 | 306 | 223 | 58 | 25 |
320 | Looks like we have an overacheeser. | 1.3526 | 0.03401 | 312 | 225 | 65 | 22 |
321 | I hope we’ve been nice to this one. | 1.3513 | 0.03414 | 316 | 227 | 67 | 22 |
322 | Do you think he'll let us share credit on this? | 1.3505 | 0.03377 | 291 | 204 | 72 | 15 |
323 | I'm calling him Elon Musk-Rat | 1.3492 | 0.03535 | 315 | 231 | 58 | 26 |
324 | I did think it was strange when he requested that tiny tool set. | 1.3492 | 0.03298 | 315 | 223 | 74 | 18 |
325 | I hope all they want is our cheese. | 1.3492 | 0.03480 | 295 | 211 | 65 | 19 |
326 | I'd say it's progress. Just last week they were using stilts. | 1.3488 | 0.03464 | 301 | 216 | 65 | 20 |
327 | I don’t think this is going to prove a damn thing. | 1.3487 | 0.03472 | 304 | 219 | 64 | 21 |
328 | So, can we move on to human trials? | 1.3487 | 0.03625 | 304 | 224 | 54 | 26 |
329 | That's a pass...right? | 1.3487 | 0.03707 | 261 | 187 | 57 | 17 |
330 | He wont do it unless we tell him what happened to Minnie. | 1.3481 | 0.03626 | 293 | 214 | 56 | 23 |
331 | Should we let the cat out of the bag? | 1.3478 | 0.03479 | 299 | 215 | 64 | 20 |
332 | Why weren't we warned he's a flight risk? | 1.3478 | 0.03446 | 299 | 214 | 66 | 19 |
333 | Any idea where he got those goggles? | 1.3473 | 0.03324 | 311 | 221 | 72 | 18 |
334 | Do we describe this as "innovative" or "cheating?" | 1.3471 | 0.03407 | 291 | 206 | 69 | 16 |
335 | This is remarkable. Just three weeks ago he had to take an Uber. | 1.3468 | 0.03526 | 297 | 215 | 61 | 21 |
336 | We’ll have to kill that one so our results look good. | 1.3464 | 0.03390 | 306 | 219 | 68 | 19 |
337 | In conclusion, rats these days don’t know the value of hard-earned cheese | 1.3463 | 0.03520 | 309 | 226 | 59 | 24 |
338 | A flying rat? Terry you just reinvented the pigeon. | 1.3463 | 0.03490 | 309 | 225 | 61 | 23 |
339 | Allowing roller skates was a slippery slope. | 1.3463 | 0.03460 | 309 | 224 | 63 | 22 |
340 | Yes, we do see some variation in natural ability. | 1.3458 | 0.03340 | 295 | 208 | 72 | 15 |
341 | He insists it is less about the cheese and more about getting a mouse on the moon. | 1.3454 | 0.03620 | 304 | 225 | 53 | 26 |
342 | I still say it’s cheating. | 1.3449 | 0.03399 | 287 | 203 | 69 | 15 |
343 | Are you sure this one got the placebo? | 1.3444 | 0.03287 | 302 | 213 | 74 | 15 |
344 | It worries me that he's not interested in the cheese anymore. | 1.3430 | 0.03477 | 277 | 197 | 65 | 15 |
345 | I guess he passes. | 1.3426 | 0.03344 | 289 | 204 | 71 | 14 |
346 | I still have to mark her maze run as incomplete. | 1.3426 | 0.03450 | 289 | 207 | 65 | 17 |
347 | Stupid rat, can’t even solve a simple maze. | 1.3426 | 0.03686 | 289 | 214 | 51 | 24 |
348 | Should we try pigs next? | 1.3423 | 0.03543 | 298 | 218 | 58 | 22 |
349 | I knew it was a mistake to give them the Amazon password. . | 1.3423 | 0.03478 | 298 | 216 | 62 | 20 |
350 | Perhaps we should scale back the dosage just a little bit? | 1.3412 | 0.03290 | 296 | 209 | 73 | 14 |
351 | This adds a whole new dimension to leaving the rat race. | 1.3411 | 0.03883 | 258 | 191 | 46 | 21 |
352 | I think your findings should take into account the fact that he never actually found the cheese. | 1.3406 | 0.03519 | 276 | 198 | 62 | 16 |
353 | These millennial rats are so lazy. | 1.3404 | 0.03680 | 282 | 208 | 52 | 22 |
354 | Let's not tell anyone, okay? | 1.3404 | 0.03576 | 282 | 205 | 58 | 19 |
355 | Year of the Rat is off to a great start. | 1.3401 | 0.03373 | 294 | 210 | 68 | 16 |
356 | Yes, he passes. I just wish he hadn't patented it. | 1.3401 | 0.03508 | 294 | 214 | 60 | 20 |
357 | Yes, but are the results reproducible? | 1.3395 | 0.03522 | 271 | 194 | 62 | 15 |
358 | It appears that our hypothesis was incorrect. | 1.3393 | 0.03483 | 280 | 201 | 63 | 16 |
359 | Did you ever feel like you're the one being experimented upon? | 1.3391 | 0.03302 | 289 | 204 | 72 | 13 |
360 | He said we’re irrelevant, is bored and is getting the hell out of here. | 1.3390 | 0.03556 | 292 | 214 | 57 | 21 |
361 | The weirdest thing is he still ran the maze, he's just toasting a brioche. | 1.3390 | 0.02754 | 292 | 220 | 56 | 16 |
362 | As your advisor, I must tell you that this experiment is fundamentally flawed. | 1.3382 | 0.03588 | 272 | 197 | 58 | 17 |
363 | So, his exact words were, "Here I come to save the day?" | 1.3382 | 0.03511 | 272 | 195 | 62 | 15 |
364 | Die Fledermaus | 1.3381 | 0.03643 | 278 | 204 | 54 | 20 |
365 | I believe he’s the one who torched our hamster wheel last month. | 1.3381 | 0.03498 | 278 | 200 | 62 | 16 |
366 | I'm still struggling to see the market for this drug. | 1.3381 | 0.03461 | 278 | 199 | 64 | 15 |
367 | We had to give it to him as an accommodation but it's skewing the results. | 1.3381 | 0.03643 | 278 | 204 | 54 | 20 |
368 | This is what happens when we don't give them explicit instructions. | 1.3381 | 0.03461 | 278 | 199 | 64 | 15 |
369 | I don't care how amazing it is, we'll still need to dissect its brain afterwards. | 1.3381 | 0.03643 | 278 | 204 | 54 | 20 |
370 | I'll just put 'inconclusive' | 1.3380 | 0.03589 | 284 | 208 | 56 | 20 |
371 | It wouldn't bother me so much, but he keeps calling it the "Rat Pack." | 1.3380 | 0.03529 | 287 | 209 | 59 | 19 |
372 | This is what we get for letting them unionize. | 1.3380 | 0.02883 | 287 | 217 | 53 | 17 |
373 | I love you Sandra. I've always loved you. | 1.3380 | 0.03697 | 287 | 214 | 49 | 24 |
374 | Is that a pass or a fail? | 1.3371 | 0.03349 | 267 | 187 | 70 | 10 |
375 | Don’t tell the pigs. | 1.3371 | 0.03708 | 267 | 196 | 52 | 19 |
376 | Also an elevated sense of self-importance. | 1.3370 | 0.03437 | 276 | 197 | 65 | 14 |
377 | It's incredible, but he's still last. | 1.3370 | 0.03587 | 276 | 201 | 57 | 18 |
378 | I see your research is taking off | 1.3370 | 0.03475 | 276 | 198 | 63 | 15 |
379 | wait till the subway rats get a hold of this | 1.3368 | 0.03438 | 285 | 210 | 56 | 19 |
380 | Statistically? Not significant at all. | 1.3359 | 0.03716 | 262 | 192 | 52 | 18 |
381 | It says here he's called "Elon Mouske." | 1.3357 | 0.03594 | 283 | 208 | 55 | 20 |
382 | Fortunately this is one of the least common side effects. | 1.3357 | 0.03266 | 283 | 199 | 73 | 11 |
383 | Ever since they heard the moon was made of cheese, our mouse-space program has really taken off. | 1.3357 | 0.03266 | 283 | 199 | 73 | 11 |
384 | Maybe we should lock the tool box at night. | 1.3357 | 0.03559 | 283 | 207 | 57 | 19 |
385 | I think the little bastards are getting smarter, don't you? | 1.3357 | 0.03416 | 283 | 203 | 65 | 15 |
386 | His nickname is Cheese Whiz | 1.3347 | 0.03607 | 242 | 172 | 59 | 11 |
387 | He can build a jet-pack with his genetically engineered brain, but his highest aspiration is still yellow cheese." | 1.3345 | 0.03645 | 281 | 208 | 52 | 21 |
388 | His funding is better than ours. | 1.3333 | 0.03251 | 279 | 206 | 57 | 16 |
389 | I see Acme's miniaturized its coyote jet pack | 1.3333 | 0.03626 | 279 | 206 | 53 | 20 |
390 | Do we need to add this to the list of side effects? | 1.3333 | 0.03583 | 234 | 165 | 60 | 9 |
391 | Theoretically, that should not work. | 1.3333 | 0.03591 | 279 | 205 | 55 | 19 |
392 | This one definitely shows signs of learning. | 1.3333 | 0.03902 | 240 | 177 | 46 | 17 |
393 | I think I've figured out who's been ordering the Cheese Lover's Pizzas online in the middle of the night. | 1.3333 | 0.03044 | 276 | 206 | 55 | 15 |
394 | I think he's earned the wine pairing. | 1.3321 | 0.03420 | 277 | 199 | 64 | 14 |
395 | The 'placebo effect' is remarkable. | 1.3321 | 0.03245 | 274 | 202 | 57 | 15 |
396 | I knew we shouldn't have named his mother Necessity. | 1.3321 | 0.03670 | 274 | 203 | 51 | 20 |
397 | We call it Susan Collins' Syndrome. Afraid to make a decision. | 1.3321 | 0.03883 | 274 | 209 | 39 | 26 |
398 | She says this whole cheese in the maze thing is beneath her. | 1.3320 | 0.03604 | 256 | 185 | 57 | 14 |
399 | Is this the one Elon sent us? | 1.3309 | 0.03537 | 272 | 198 | 58 | 16 |
400 | That's definitely a 'far exceeds expectations'. | 1.3308 | 0.03558 | 263 | 198 | 46 | 19 |
401 | Genetic engineering, Candace. Not mechanical engineering. | 1.3308 | 0.03658 | 263 | 193 | 53 | 17 |
402 | The mice are testing how long it will take you to learn your maze experiment isn’t working. | 1.3308 | 0.03537 | 263 | 190 | 59 | 14 |
403 | Enough tests. I’m taking some right now. | 1.3305 | 0.03731 | 236 | 173 | 49 | 14 |
404 | Definitely an outlier. | 1.3296 | 0.03474 | 270 | 195 | 61 | 14 |
405 | His mother flew on the Space Shuttle. | 1.3296 | 0.03741 | 270 | 202 | 47 | 21 |
406 | What happened to the three blind ones? | 1.3295 | 0.03745 | 258 | 191 | 49 | 18 |
407 | No more mice from the MIT gene lab. | 1.3295 | 0.03745 | 258 | 191 | 49 | 18 |
408 | Do you have any idea how hard it is to make a hat that small for a rat? | 1.3284 | 0.03529 | 268 | 195 | 58 | 15 |
409 | We're finding unexpected results with those on the 007 Diet. | 1.3281 | 0.03466 | 256 | 183 | 62 | 11 |
410 | Can we just call this one an outlier? | 1.3281 | 0.03285 | 256 | 179 | 70 | 7 |
411 | .... that's all well and good, but I think he missed the point of the task. | 1.3280 | 0.03826 | 250 | 186 | 46 | 18 |
412 | It's really just a classic fight or flight response. | 1.3280 | 0.03565 | 250 | 180 | 58 | 12 |
413 | Should we report this as a potential side effect? | 1.3280 | 0.03697 | 250 | 183 | 52 | 15 |
414 | Well, it appears we've invented a pigeon. | 1.3271 | 0.03701 | 266 | 198 | 49 | 19 |
415 | That's what we get for breeding them with opposable thumbs. | 1.3271 | 0.03504 | 266 | 193 | 59 | 14 |
416 | At least he's wearing a helmet. | 1.3271 | 0.03422 | 266 | 191 | 63 | 12 |
417 | Look–he's using a tool. | 1.3271 | 0.03662 | 266 | 197 | 51 | 18 |
418 | I told you it was vulnerable to an airstrike.” | 1.3271 | 0.03359 | 266 | 207 | 38 | 21 |
419 | He’s pretty jazzed about that rat pack. | 1.3270 | 0.03383 | 263 | 195 | 53 | 15 |
420 | The real question is: How did they perfect jet-packs before we did? | 1.3270 | 0.03489 | 263 | 190 | 60 | 13 |
421 | You had him sign an updated liability waiver, right? | 1.3270 | 0.03362 | 263 | 187 | 66 | 10 |
422 | This one belongs to Elon Musk. | 1.3268 | 0.03740 | 254 | 188 | 49 | 17 |
423 | Just give him the cheese and move on. | 1.3268 | 0.02922 | 254 | 183 | 64 | 7 |
424 | Technically, he failed. | 1.3268 | 0.03569 | 254 | 184 | 57 | 13 |
425 | No more joint experiments with the engineering department. | 1.3256 | 0.03241 | 258 | 193 | 51 | 14 |
426 | And just like that, Bubonic is airborne. | 1.3256 | 0.03657 | 258 | 190 | 52 | 16 |
427 | I want what he’s taking. | 1.3256 | 0.03615 | 258 | 189 | 54 | 15 |
428 | That's going above and beyond. | 1.3256 | 0.03657 | 258 | 190 | 52 | 16 |
429 | Ok Trudy, NOW will you go out with me? | 1.3256 | 0.03444 | 258 | 185 | 62 | 11 |
430 | Why WOULDN'T a rat need this, Karen? | 1.3254 | 0.03841 | 252 | 189 | 44 | 19 |
431 | Stop worrying. It'll never work outside of lab conditions. | 1.3254 | 0.03629 | 252 | 184 | 54 | 14 |
432 | Did he sign a waiver? | 1.3254 | 0.03715 | 252 | 186 | 50 | 16 |
433 | Which ehh, which box are you ticking for this? | 1.3254 | 0.03758 | 252 | 187 | 48 | 17 |
434 | AmazonMouse: because Alexa cannot bring you cheese. | 1.3254 | 0.03586 | 252 | 183 | 56 | 13 |
435 | Well, that explains why he asked for a helmet. | 1.3254 | 0.03586 | 252 | 183 | 56 | 13 |
436 | his dad was a Harvard lab rat | 1.3249 | 0.03637 | 237 | 171 | 55 | 11 |
437 | Maybe he should be the one holding the clipboard? | 1.3243 | 0.03519 | 259 | 188 | 58 | 13 |
438 | They never cease to amaze and then they actually cease to a maze. | 1.3237 | 0.04132 | 241 | 186 | 32 | 23 |
439 | We're going to need more grant money | 1.3230 | 0.03535 | 257 | 187 | 57 | 13 |
440 | Nancy took the kids. I've started drinking again. | 1.3230 | 0.03824 | 257 | 194 | 43 | 20 |
441 | Now let's try the one without an Amazon account. | 1.3230 | 0.03620 | 257 | 189 | 53 | 15 |
442 | Imagine what he would have done for Havarti? | 1.3226 | 0.03663 | 248 | 182 | 52 | 14 |
443 | You DO realize we’ll NEVER be able to get this past peer review in any reputable journal? | 1.3216 | 0.03802 | 255 | 192 | 44 | 19 |
444 | I'm just surprised he managed to put on the goggles. | 1.3216 | 0.03550 | 255 | 186 | 56 | 13 |
445 | He certainly upgraded from his pogo stick. | 1.3216 | 0.03636 | 255 | 188 | 52 | 15 |
446 | The NYC subway will never be the same again | 1.3216 | 0.03506 | 255 | 185 | 58 | 12 |
447 | Oh Edgar is smart enough, but he’s a maverick not a team player at all.” | 1.3216 | 0.03720 | 255 | 190 | 48 | 17 |
448 | He has better funding. | 1.3216 | 0.03842 | 255 | 193 | 42 | 20 |
449 | What do you say we just give him the cheese? | 1.3211 | 0.03725 | 246 | 182 | 49 | 15 |
450 | And this experiment was funded by Elon Musk. | 1.3211 | 0.03589 | 246 | 179 | 55 | 12 |
451 | Do you think he’d take a selfie with me? | 1.3211 | 0.03813 | 246 | 184 | 45 | 17 |
452 | Is it weird that I wish I was him? | 1.3202 | 0.03695 | 253 | 193 | 41 | 19 |
453 | The grant from SpaceX paid up. | 1.3202 | 0.03566 | 253 | 185 | 55 | 13 |
454 | Oh brother! I think that's 'Here I Come to Save the Day' he's humming." | 1.3200 | 0.03894 | 250 | 190 | 40 | 20 |
455 | So just YouTube? He wasn't allowed to visit any other site? | 1.3200 | 0.03682 | 250 | 185 | 50 | 15 |
456 | Let's keep this to ourselves. | 1.3200 | 0.03638 | 250 | 184 | 52 | 14 |
457 | We're definitely going to have to reexamine our assumptions. | 1.3200 | 0.03410 | 250 | 189 | 46 | 15 |
458 | Looks like our research has finally started to take off. | 1.3198 | 0.03712 | 247 | 183 | 49 | 15 |
459 | IQ off the charts. Sucks as a pilot. | 1.3197 | 0.03788 | 244 | 182 | 46 | 16 |
460 | He told me it will be "one giant leap for mousekind." | 1.3197 | 0.03832 | 244 | 183 | 44 | 17 |
461 | Pretty good. But the chipmunk works for peanuts. | 1.3197 | 0.03743 | 244 | 181 | 48 | 15 |
462 | I guess it depends what you mean by "progress." | 1.3195 | 0.03774 | 241 | 179 | 47 | 15 |
463 | There's always one smart-ass in the cage | 1.3194 | 0.04184 | 191 | 141 | 39 | 11 |
464 | You'd think he'd know how to land by now. | 1.3187 | 0.03626 | 251 | 185 | 52 | 14 |
465 | History may not be kind to us for this one. | 1.3185 | 0.03655 | 248 | 183 | 51 | 14 |
466 | He's innovating. Call Security. | 1.3185 | 0.03177 | 248 | 188 | 47 | 13 |
467 | The real question is where did he find those tiny goggles? | 1.3176 | 0.03954 | 233 | 176 | 40 | 17 |
468 | At least he's not vaping anymore. | 1.3174 | 0.03942 | 230 | 173 | 41 | 16 |
469 | We both knew this day would come. | 1.3171 | 0.03672 | 246 | 182 | 50 | 14 |
470 | We’re going to need a better maze | 1.3171 | 0.03627 | 246 | 181 | 52 | 13 |
471 | The cat has a helicopter. | 1.3171 | 0.03717 | 246 | 183 | 48 | 15 |
472 | Sure it's impressive, but why's he still here? | 1.3160 | 0.04063 | 212 | 159 | 39 | 14 |
473 | Maybe it was a mistake giving him a credit card. | 1.3156 | 0.03780 | 244 | 183 | 45 | 16 |
474 | I never thought I'd lose my job to automation. | 1.3154 | 0.03626 | 241 | 177 | 52 | 12 |
475 | He feels cheese is beneath him. | 1.3149 | 0.03686 | 235 | 173 | 50 | 12 |
476 | We're still using the 2019 maze for the 2020 rat. | 1.3147 | 0.03816 | 232 | 173 | 45 | 14 |
477 | Dumb rat -- can't read the rules. | 1.3143 | 0.04029 | 210 | 157 | 40 | 13 |
478 | I really thought we'd have jet packs before them. | 1.3140 | 0.03887 | 242 | 184 | 40 | 18 |
479 | I think we’re gonna need a better maze. | 1.3138 | 0.03690 | 239 | 177 | 49 | 13 |
480 | He really thinks outside the box! | 1.3138 | 0.03594 | 239 | 175 | 53 | 11 |
481 | After all, you did get him from the aerospace lab! | 1.3138 | 0.03642 | 239 | 176 | 51 | 12 |
482 | It's innovation out of frustration. We did keep moving his cheese... | 1.3138 | 0.03784 | 239 | 179 | 45 | 15 |
483 | Did we modify the gene for genius or for cheating? | 1.3138 | 0.03151 | 239 | 179 | 50 | 10 |
484 | He has taken the pilot project seriously! | 1.3138 | 0.03966 | 239 | 183 | 37 | 19 |
485 | It counts higher if he makes a fondue. | 1.3138 | 0.03876 | 239 | 181 | 41 | 17 |
486 | You realize the real bioethical issue is who owns the patent. | 1.3138 | 0.03738 | 239 | 178 | 47 | 14 |
487 | So, pass or fail on the maze test? | 1.3130 | 0.03835 | 230 | 172 | 44 | 14 |
488 | You’re right. Five doses is too much. | 1.3130 | 0.03785 | 230 | 171 | 46 | 13 |
489 | You know we’re going to have to falsify the data, right? | 1.3125 | 0.03800 | 224 | 166 | 46 | 12 |
490 | Tell the President they're ready... | 1.3125 | 0.03638 | 224 | 163 | 52 | 9 |
491 | I had no idea he had an Amazon account. | 1.3122 | 0.03756 | 237 | 177 | 46 | 14 |
492 | She became extraordinarily motivated after we switched to gruyere... | 1.3122 | 0.03659 | 237 | 175 | 50 | 12 |
493 | You think that’s cool, you should check out the cat and the litter box next door. | 1.3122 | 0.03458 | 237 | 171 | 58 | 8 |
494 | I didn't anticipate he'd skip right over Pavlov and go straight to drone technology. | 1.3122 | 0.03458 | 237 | 176 | 50 | 11 |
495 | Let's try giving him a typewriter next. | 1.3122 | 0.03585 | 237 | 176 | 49 | 12 |
496 | Now he's just showing off. | 1.3119 | 0.03757 | 218 | 160 | 48 | 10 |
497 | This is what happens when you take away little Stuart's plane. | 1.3106 | 0.03774 | 235 | 176 | 45 | 14 |
498 | Yeah, but we're testing how fast they can get t͟h͟r͟o͟u͟g͟h͟ the maze. | 1.3106 | 0.03473 | 235 | 170 | 57 | 8 |
499 | Explains why he never took to the wheel. | 1.3106 | 0.03676 | 235 | 174 | 49 | 12 |
500 | So I said of course we’ll get different results with mice from France. But did they listen? | 1.3106 | 0.03627 | 235 | 173 | 51 | 11 |
501 | Where’d he get the goggles? | 1.3106 | 0.03822 | 235 | 177 | 43 | 15 |
502 | I'm not sure the CBD infused Swiss was such a great idea. | 1.3106 | 0.03627 | 235 | 173 | 51 | 11 |
503 | If you want to build a better mousetrap, you need a better mouse. | 1.3106 | 0.03420 | 235 | 169 | 59 | 7 |
504 | He also wants crackers and fig jam...not an unreasonable request. | 1.3106 | 0.03627 | 235 | 173 | 51 | 11 |
505 | Maybe we should do the human testing first. | 1.3106 | 0.03627 | 235 | 173 | 51 | 11 |
506 | I think we can check improves mental acuity. | 1.3106 | 0.03627 | 235 | 173 | 51 | 11 |
507 | We are going to need a three dimensional maze. | 1.3106 | 0.02570 | 235 | 180 | 47 | 8 |
508 | That’s why we named him Elon Muskrat. | 1.3106 | 0.03774 | 235 | 176 | 45 | 14 |
509 | He keeps complaining that we moved his cheese. | 1.3103 | 0.03446 | 232 | 167 | 58 | 7 |
510 | Well, now we know what happens when we make him listen to Elton John non-stop. | 1.3103 | 0.03605 | 232 | 170 | 52 | 10 |
511 | But can he land it. | 1.3103 | 0.03605 | 232 | 170 | 52 | 10 |
512 | I think he was expecting Gruyere. | 1.3097 | 0.03719 | 226 | 167 | 48 | 11 |
513 | His union rep called. The contract calls for Gruyere, not Swiss. | 1.3090 | 0.03743 | 233 | 174 | 46 | 13 |
514 | I had a feeling upgrading to the aged Asiago would skew the results | 1.3090 | 0.03841 | 233 | 176 | 42 | 15 |
515 | One small flight for a mouse; one giant flight for mousekind! | 1.3090 | 0.03841 | 233 | 176 | 42 | 15 |
516 | Forget about the maze. He flew over and ate my lunch. | 1.3090 | 0.03743 | 233 | 174 | 46 | 13 |
517 | In mouse years, I'm afraid he's a Millennial. | 1.3090 | 0.03643 | 233 | 172 | 50 | 11 |
518 | It sounds like he’s singing, Here I come to save the day. | 1.3090 | 0.03153 | 233 | 178 | 44 | 11 |
519 | We gave him a cookie, he asked for milk, yadda yadda, he's got a jet pack now. | 1.3088 | 0.04241 | 217 | 169 | 29 | 19 |
520 | His name is Rat...James Rat. | 1.3088 | 0.04139 | 217 | 167 | 33 | 17 |
521 | That's what happens when you line the cage with DIY magazines.. | 1.3087 | 0.03725 | 230 | 171 | 47 | 12 |
522 | It is really good cheese. | 1.3087 | 0.03826 | 230 | 173 | 43 | 14 |
523 | Another failed intelligence test...the cheese is right there, dumb dumb! | 1.3087 | 0.04019 | 230 | 177 | 35 | 18 |
524 | I was worried about those small Amazon deliveries. | 1.3087 | 0.03622 | 230 | 169 | 51 | 10 |
525 | NASA thinks that if we tell him that the moon is made of cheese that he'll help with the rocket. | 1.3087 | 0.03776 | 230 | 172 | 45 | 13 |
526 | Did he get the drug or the placebo? | 1.3087 | 0.03569 | 230 | 168 | 53 | 9 |
527 | He's applying for Trumps space force when he finishes here. | 1.3087 | 0.04113 | 230 | 179 | 31 | 20 |
528 | They've been watching a lot of YouTube videos. | 1.3087 | 0.03776 | 230 | 172 | 45 | 13 |
529 | She wants Tuesday night off for a MENSA meeting. | 1.3087 | 0.03433 | 230 | 173 | 46 | 11 |
530 | Well, you know what they say about the best-laid schemes of mice and men... | 1.3085 | 0.03891 | 201 | 148 | 44 | 9 |
531 | Can we agree that the experiment is inconclusive? | 1.3084 | 0.03757 | 227 | 169 | 46 | 12 |
532 | He's not just thinking outside the box. He's headed for the window. | 1.3080 | 0.03945 | 224 | 170 | 39 | 15 |
533 | "He thinks he's outsmarting us, but we're actually testing the effect of cheese on his cholesterol. | 1.3080 | 0.03790 | 224 | 167 | 45 | 12 |
534 | No more rats from the AI lab. | 1.3080 | 0.03429 | 224 | 168 | 46 | 10 |
535 | He built a better mousepack. | 1.3070 | 0.03743 | 228 | 170 | 46 | 12 |
536 | Is this the mouse we got from the Cal Tech lab ? | 1.3070 | 0.03794 | 228 | 171 | 44 | 13 |
537 | Hmmm Subject noncompliant. | 1.3070 | 0.03722 | 215 | 158 | 48 | 9 |
538 | I’ll put him down as an outlier. | 1.3070 | 0.04057 | 215 | 164 | 36 | 15 |
539 | I'm going to mark this down as a "Partial Success". | 1.3070 | 0.03780 | 215 | 159 | 46 | 10 |
540 | Yes, but have we cured its erectile dysfunction? | 1.3070 | 0.04111 | 215 | 165 | 34 | 16 |
541 | Ooops, one of Elon's. | 1.3063 | 0.03700 | 222 | 164 | 48 | 10 |
542 | Maybe we should have tried a half dose | 1.3063 | 0.03862 | 222 | 167 | 42 | 13 |
543 | It's an impressive result... but is it statistically significant? | 1.3063 | 0.03700 | 222 | 164 | 48 | 10 |
544 | Is this mouse number 007? | 1.3063 | 0.03645 | 222 | 163 | 50 | 9 |
545 | I still think giving him all of Jeff's adderall was a bad move. | 1.3059 | 0.03843 | 219 | 164 | 43 | 12 |
546 | ‘Mondays, am I right? | 1.3053 | 0.03708 | 226 | 168 | 47 | 11 |
547 | I'll lock the door. | 1.3053 | 0.03761 | 226 | 169 | 45 | 12 |
548 | We've got his family. He won't go rogue. | 1.3053 | 0.03601 | 226 | 166 | 51 | 9 |
549 | What did you feed him last night? | 1.3053 | 0.03546 | 226 | 165 | 53 | 8 |
550 | I'd say we have a new alpha. | 1.3053 | 0.03864 | 226 | 171 | 41 | 14 |
551 | How does she operate the jet pack without thumbs ? | 1.3053 | 0.03601 | 226 | 166 | 51 | 9 |
552 | Yeah, it really was a rocket science. | 1.3053 | 0.03655 | 226 | 167 | 49 | 10 |
553 | The last one used Amazon Prime. | 1.3053 | 0.03682 | 226 | 170 | 44 | 12 |
554 | I hate it when the mice are smarter than we are. | 1.3053 | 0.03287 | 226 | 173 | 42 | 11 |
555 | Still didn’t find the cheese in the maze. | 1.3053 | 0.02973 | 226 | 178 | 36 | 12 |
556 | I think this one is from the NASA lab upstairs. | 1.3053 | 0.03655 | 226 | 167 | 49 | 10 |
557 | That’s cheating, right? | 1.3052 | 0.03799 | 213 | 158 | 45 | 10 |
558 | well at least he’s wearing a helmet | 1.3046 | 0.03867 | 197 | 145 | 44 | 8 |
559 | You'd really think he'd just leave. | 1.3043 | 0.03988 | 207 | 156 | 39 | 12 |
560 | For all intents and purposes, he is now a pigeon. | 1.3041 | 0.04025 | 217 | 166 | 36 | 15 |
561 | We got him from NASA, and nobody checked what else came in the box! | 1.3040 | 0.03950 | 227 | 174 | 37 | 16 |
562 | The subject seems to have..ascended. | 1.3036 | 0.03832 | 224 | 169 | 42 | 13 |
563 | Well, if you give a mouse a jet-pack... | 1.3036 | 0.03986 | 224 | 172 | 36 | 16 |
564 | They gave the grant directly to the rats. | 1.3032 | 0.03919 | 221 | 168 | 39 | 14 |
565 | We might have underestimated our intelligence. | 1.3028 | 0.03902 | 218 | 165 | 40 | 13 |
566 | So... Points for style? | 1.3028 | 0.03621 | 218 | 160 | 50 | 8 |
567 | I'm sorry I doubted your jet-pack theory. | 1.3028 | 0.03792 | 218 | 163 | 44 | 11 |
568 | My theory is that our readers will be tracing the maze with their fingers and they'll fail to come up with a caption about a flying rat. | 1.3018 | 0.04058 | 222 | 172 | 33 | 17 |
569 | We should never have let him watch those Macgyver reruns.” | 1.3018 | 0.03798 | 222 | 167 | 43 | 12 |
570 | What's really impressive is his use of eco-friendly, cheese-based rocket fuel. | 1.3018 | 0.03956 | 222 | 170 | 37 | 15 |
571 | Maybe we’re not using the right cheese. | 1.3014 | 0.02970 | 219 | 166 | 46 | 7 |
572 | If he wasn’t just hovering in the same spot for 20 minutes I might have been impressed. | 1.3014 | 0.03548 | 219 | 160 | 52 | 7 |
573 | He learned how to build it on YouTube. | 1.3014 | 0.03832 | 219 | 165 | 42 | 12 |
574 | I didn't realize little helmets like that were even available. | 1.3014 | 0.03548 | 219 | 160 | 52 | 7 |
575 | The problem is the exhaust always melts the cheese. | 1.3014 | 0.03777 | 219 | 164 | 44 | 11 |
576 | And this is why we have cats with hang-gliders. | 1.3014 | 0.03832 | 219 | 165 | 42 | 12 |
577 | I'm even more impressed that he ordered it from Amazon. | 1.3014 | 0.03832 | 219 | 165 | 42 | 12 |
578 | What's the protocol for this? | 1.3014 | 0.03777 | 219 | 164 | 44 | 11 |
579 | He is taking a “Rat Pack “ to a higher level.. | 1.3014 | 0.03886 | 219 | 166 | 40 | 13 |
580 | High achiever? | 1.3014 | 0.03940 | 219 | 167 | 38 | 14 |
581 | If you didn’t just sing “Here I come to save the day!”, who did?? | 1.3014 | 0.03993 | 219 | 168 | 36 | 15 |
582 | You can blame Marvel Comics for this | 1.3014 | 0.03886 | 219 | 166 | 40 | 13 |
583 | While she scored highly for completion - we have to mark her down for failure to follow instructions | 1.3014 | 0.03664 | 219 | 162 | 48 | 9 |
584 | He wanted to rise above the rat race. | 1.3005 | 0.03846 | 203 | 151 | 43 | 9 |
585 | I guess he was thinking outside the box. | 1.3000 | 0.04403 | 170 | 129 | 31 | 10 |
586 | Well, he IS the fastest, but we really can’t record that because he is obviously cheating. | 1.2995 | 0.02977 | 217 | 165 | 45 | 7 |
587 | We might have to revisit that hypothesis | 1.2995 | 0.03739 | 217 | 162 | 45 | 10 |
588 | Why do we even bother to test these mice raised at NASA? | 1.2995 | 0.03796 | 217 | 163 | 43 | 11 |
589 | Think of how much exercise the cats will get! | 1.2995 | 0.03796 | 217 | 163 | 43 | 11 |
590 | When you switched to the Limburger, all hell broke loose. | 1.2995 | 0.03851 | 217 | 164 | 41 | 12 |
591 | Now if we could only get him over his fear of flying. | 1.2995 | 0.03906 | 217 | 165 | 39 | 13 |
592 | I'll give him an A for effort. | 1.2995 | 0.03906 | 217 | 165 | 39 | 13 |
593 | They seem to be evolving more quickly than anticipated. | 1.2995 | 0.03117 | 217 | 167 | 41 | 9 |
594 | Wait, this one is from the control group?! | 1.2995 | 0.03682 | 217 | 161 | 47 | 9 |
595 | I told you the maze needs a roof. And you said "No it doesn't. It's not like mice can fly," | 1.2995 | 0.03796 | 217 | 163 | 43 | 11 |
596 | Didn't I say not to use the good cheese? | 1.2995 | 0.03739 | 217 | 162 | 45 | 10 |
597 | I never thought about a roof did you? | 1.2995 | 0.03961 | 217 | 166 | 37 | 14 |
598 | so, we didn’t anticipate that... | 1.2995 | 0.03594 | 217 | 162 | 46 | 9 |
599 | It's not that impressive, we gave him the parts to make a teleporter. | 1.2995 | 0.03851 | 217 | 164 | 41 | 12 |
600 | Five points off for environmental impact. | 1.2995 | 0.04050 | 197 | 149 | 37 | 11 |
601 | Mark it invalid - he's outside trial parameters. | 1.2980 | 0.03837 | 198 | 147 | 43 | 8 |
602 | It seems the time has come to lay out some ground rules. | 1.2972 | 0.03671 | 212 | 157 | 47 | 8 |
603 | I told him it was artisanal. | 1.2965 | 0.03951 | 199 | 150 | 39 | 10 |
604 | I thought the Pavlovian Resistance Squad was only a rumor. | 1.2959 | 0.04410 | 169 | 129 | 30 | 10 |
605 | So much for the plan to develop a better mousetrap | 1.2958 | 0.03135 | 213 | 165 | 39 | 9 |
606 | This is the same one that built the remote control in the Skinner box. | 1.2958 | 0.03948 | 213 | 163 | 37 | 13 |
607 | I guess you could say he built a better jet pack. | 1.2958 | 0.03834 | 213 | 161 | 41 | 11 |
608 | Impressive, yes. But can he stick the landing | 1.2958 | 0.04058 | 213 | 165 | 33 | 15 |
609 | I would say the hand cream has no harmful side effects | 1.2958 | 0.03834 | 213 | 161 | 41 | 11 |
610 | He’ll get it when he runs out of fuel. | 1.2958 | 0.03891 | 213 | 162 | 39 | 12 |
611 | Impressive, yes. But he's completely ruining my dataset. | 1.2951 | 0.04175 | 183 | 139 | 34 | 10 |
612 | I think we have a mole in our lab. | 1.2950 | 0.03934 | 200 | 151 | 39 | 10 |
613 | Mark this one down as an outlier. | 1.2944 | 0.03632 | 197 | 144 | 48 | 5 |
614 | I think our species is in trouble" | 1.2944 | 0.04101 | 197 | 151 | 34 | 12 |
615 | Does your clipboard have a box for that? | 1.2944 | 0.04037 | 197 | 150 | 36 | 11 |
616 | I suggest we falsify the data. | 1.2944 | 0.03972 | 197 | 149 | 38 | 10 |
617 | I wonder what will happen when we get to the pigs. | 1.2938 | 0.04012 | 194 | 147 | 37 | 10 |
618 | It's not because he's white. | 1.2935 | 0.03917 | 201 | 152 | 39 | 10 |
619 | This is the annoying one | 1.2935 | 0.04103 | 201 | 155 | 33 | 13 |
620 | We're hesitant to acknowledge his accomplishments lest he start looking for better opportunities elsewhere. | 1.2933 | 0.03273 | 208 | 156 | 46 | 6 |
621 | Forget science journals. We should go for a TED Talk. | 1.2933 | 0.03889 | 208 | 158 | 39 | 11 |
622 | The one with the jetpack clearly seems faster. | 1.2933 | 0.03948 | 208 | 159 | 37 | 12 |
623 | Seems a bit complicated for a yes/no decision, doesn't it? | 1.2933 | 0.04006 | 208 | 160 | 35 | 13 |
624 | Mighty Mouse 2.0 is amazing. | 1.2933 | 0.03829 | 208 | 157 | 41 | 10 |
625 | Now, we just have to change their image, and they'll be delivering packages all over New York. | 1.2933 | 0.03889 | 208 | 158 | 39 | 11 |
626 | No, we intend to learn what motivates the government to fund these experiments | 1.2933 | 0.03829 | 208 | 157 | 41 | 10 |
627 | My question is, where did she get that tiny helmet? | 1.2933 | 0.03948 | 208 | 159 | 37 | 12 |
628 | The really smart mice produced their own cheese instead of building jetpacks | 1.2933 | 0.04006 | 208 | 160 | 35 | 13 |
629 | I can’t decide if I’m in awe or terrified. | 1.2933 | 0.03705 | 208 | 155 | 45 | 8 |
630 | Sigh... Another failure to navigate the maze. | 1.2933 | 0.04064 | 208 | 161 | 33 | 14 |
631 | But where's the progress if he can't land? | 1.2933 | 0.03829 | 208 | 157 | 41 | 10 |
632 | He’s not so smart. The door to the lab is locked. | 1.2933 | 0.03445 | 208 | 151 | 53 | 4 |
633 | It works great, I’m just concerned about his carbon pawprint. | 1.2933 | 0.03948 | 208 | 159 | 37 | 12 |
634 | Perhaps we should rethink the variables. | 1.2933 | 0.03479 | 208 | 154 | 48 | 6 |
635 | Is that the lactose intolerant one? | 1.2933 | 0.03767 | 208 | 156 | 43 | 9 |
636 | But how's his erectile dysfunction? | 1.2933 | 0.03889 | 208 | 158 | 39 | 11 |
637 | I was wondering who put in the requisition for jet fuel. | 1.2933 | 0.03642 | 208 | 154 | 47 | 7 |
638 | Millennial. | 1.2932 | 0.04186 | 191 | 147 | 32 | 12 |
639 | Six years at Stamford. Top my class. Think this mouse gives a shit? | 1.2927 | 0.03802 | 205 | 154 | 42 | 9 |
640 | There goes our best-laid plan, Dr. Steinbeck. | 1.2927 | 0.03925 | 205 | 156 | 38 | 11 |
641 | Is he allowed to do that? | 1.2923 | 0.04188 | 195 | 151 | 31 | 13 |
642 | Results are conclusive: the walls aren't a deterrent. | 1.2921 | 0.03900 | 202 | 153 | 39 | 10 |
643 | I'm recording this as "failed to complete the maze". | 1.2921 | 0.03706 | 202 | 150 | 45 | 7 |
644 | Imagine what he’d do for an opioid. | 1.2921 | 0.03963 | 202 | 154 | 37 | 11 |
645 | Well, let's just see how he lands it. | 1.2921 | 0.03706 | 202 | 150 | 45 | 7 |
646 | This is what happens when you don't own your data. | 1.2921 | 0.03639 | 202 | 149 | 47 | 6 |
647 | That must be #3, Elon Mouse. | 1.2921 | 0.03837 | 202 | 152 | 41 | 9 |
648 | Impressive, yes, but still hasn't mastered landings | 1.2917 | 0.04034 | 192 | 146 | 36 | 10 |
649 | What do you think, NSF or FAA? | 1.2917 | 0.03825 | 192 | 143 | 42 | 7 |
650 | I think he’s beyond cheese. | 1.2917 | 0.04167 | 192 | 148 | 32 | 12 |
651 | let's walk back the hormone experiments | 1.2917 | 0.03896 | 192 | 144 | 40 | 8 |
652 | I follow him on Instagram | 1.2917 | 0.04034 | 192 | 146 | 36 | 10 |
653 | Better than last week with the pole vaulting. | 1.2917 | 0.03754 | 192 | 142 | 44 | 6 |
654 | He thinks this is a "Micky Mouse" operation. | 1.2917 | 0.03965 | 192 | 145 | 38 | 9 |
655 | End the research; jetpacks are not in our grant funding. | 1.2917 | 0.03965 | 192 | 145 | 38 | 9 |
656 | Apparently Petsmart sells them. | 1.2915 | 0.03873 | 199 | 150 | 40 | 9 |
657 | Her CV does mention that she used to test for NASA. | 1.2915 | 0.03938 | 199 | 151 | 38 | 10 |
658 | You must write very good grant proposals. | 1.2915 | 0.03873 | 199 | 150 | 40 | 9 |
659 | Did I tell you he got a package from Amazon? | 1.2913 | 0.03626 | 206 | 155 | 43 | 8 |
660 | This is the one who thinks he's a bat. | 1.2913 | 0.03969 | 206 | 158 | 36 | 12 |
661 | It’s the only way we can keep our funding from the Pentagon. | 1.2913 | 0.03848 | 206 | 156 | 40 | 10 |
662 | I think I know who rigged that little treadmill to power the entire building. | 1.2913 | 0.03848 | 206 | 156 | 40 | 10 |
663 | An outside the box solution. | 1.2913 | 0.03909 | 206 | 157 | 38 | 11 |
664 | I told you-engineers don't understand behavioral research! | 1.2910 | 0.03862 | 189 | 141 | 41 | 7 |
665 | It seems the subject got a hold of my Red Bull | 1.2906 | 0.03756 | 203 | 152 | 43 | 8 |
666 | I'll show you the chimps after lunch. | 1.2906 | 0.03487 | 203 | 148 | 51 | 4 |
667 | That’s one way to beat the rat race. | 1.2906 | 0.03756 | 203 | 152 | 43 | 8 |
668 | Make sure that one doesn’t get out of the lab! | 1.2906 | 0.03756 | 203 | 152 | 43 | 8 |
669 | He's been impossible ever since we told him that this is the Year of the Rat. | 1.2906 | 0.03691 | 203 | 151 | 45 | 7 |
670 | He finds the iPhone in 12 seconds. But with the cheese he won't even try. | 1.2906 | 0.03946 | 203 | 155 | 37 | 11 |
671 | It IS the year of the rat! | 1.2906 | 0.03756 | 203 | 152 | 43 | 8 |
672 | That’s the fourth one this week. Maybe we should switch to brie. | 1.2906 | 0.03487 | 203 | 148 | 51 | 4 |
673 | With the time it took to get that thing on and fire up the jet pack, he’s actually slower than the other rats. | 1.2895 | 0.03987 | 190 | 144 | 37 | 9 |
674 | Now that's what I call thinking outside the box! | 1.2889 | 0.04350 | 180 | 140 | 28 | 12 |
675 | He won't touch it now that he's a vegan. | 1.2887 | 0.04064 | 194 | 149 | 34 | 11 |
676 | Looks like your genetic engineering experiment really took off! | 1.2886 | 0.03125 | 201 | 147 | 52 | 2 |
677 | That's Elon Mousek! | 1.2886 | 0.03904 | 201 | 153 | 38 | 10 |
678 | Well, that was unexpected. | 1.2886 | 0.04029 | 201 | 155 | 34 | 12 |
679 | Guess who just won the Nobel Prize for Physics? | 1.2886 | 0.03904 | 201 | 153 | 38 | 10 |
680 | I'd bet his parents paid a consultant 50K to cheat the test. | 1.2886 | 0.03936 | 201 | 156 | 33 | 12 |
681 | He's just acting cocky now. | 1.2886 | 0.03429 | 201 | 156 | 36 | 9 |
682 | He used to work at NASA. | 1.2886 | 0.03904 | 201 | 153 | 38 | 10 |
683 | Family money. | 1.2886 | 0.03904 | 201 | 153 | 38 | 10 |
684 | It looks like we have a new lab assistant. | 1.2886 | 0.03640 | 201 | 149 | 46 | 6 |
685 | Well, it is 2020. | 1.2886 | 0.03774 | 201 | 151 | 42 | 8 |
686 | Don’t get excited, the engine appears to be powered fossil fuels. | 1.2886 | 0.02833 | 201 | 161 | 31 | 9 |
687 | Wow. Just wait 'til our peers review this. | 1.2886 | 0.04029 | 201 | 155 | 34 | 12 |
688 | This is definitely an outlier. | 1.2880 | 0.03843 | 184 | 137 | 41 | 6 |
689 | We need to stop letting Acme Industries fund our research. | 1.2879 | 0.03672 | 198 | 147 | 45 | 6 |
690 | My bad....I taught Alexa to speak mouse. | 1.2872 | 0.03864 | 188 | 141 | 40 | 7 |
691 | I like to remember simpler times. | 1.2872 | 0.03714 | 188 | 139 | 44 | 5 |
692 | You need to control more variables! | 1.2872 | 0.03790 | 188 | 140 | 42 | 6 |
693 | She said she needed space | 1.2872 | 0.03913 | 195 | 148 | 38 | 9 |
694 | I think we’ve created a Muenster! | 1.2865 | 0.04078 | 178 | 135 | 35 | 8 |
695 | Brings a whole new meaning to "Rat Pack," doesn't it? | 1.2865 | 0.03354 | 192 | 143 | 45 | 4 |
696 | She probably saw it on YouTube. | 1.2865 | 0.03951 | 192 | 146 | 37 | 9 |
697 | So amphetamines do give them a lift | 1.2865 | 0.03664 | 192 | 147 | 37 | 8 |
698 | Last time I borrow a lab rat from NASA. | 1.2865 | 0.03738 | 192 | 143 | 43 | 6 |
699 | He said he’s tired of the rat race. | 1.2865 | 0.04218 | 192 | 150 | 29 | 13 |
700 | I don't have a column on my report for this one | 1.2864 | 0.03859 | 199 | 151 | 39 | 9 |
701 | Technically, it’s illegal, but there’s no precedent | 1.2864 | 0.03725 | 199 | 149 | 43 | 7 |
702 | Will he use sight, smell, or GPS? | 1.2864 | 0.04114 | 199 | 155 | 31 | 13 |
703 | so much for that $21.6 billion wall | 1.2864 | 0.03924 | 199 | 152 | 37 | 10 |
704 | It's his resignation letter. He's going to be a stunt double for Disney. | 1.2864 | 0.04051 | 199 | 154 | 33 | 12 |
705 | Do you think we can get a publication out of this? | 1.2857 | 0.04028 | 196 | 151 | 34 | 11 |
706 | Building a better mousetrap is the least of my worries. | 1.2857 | 0.03962 | 196 | 150 | 36 | 10 |
707 | If you think that’s something, wait until we uncork the Bordeaux. | 1.2857 | 0.03617 | 196 | 145 | 46 | 5 |
708 | Do you think the maze is obsolete? | 1.2857 | 0.04028 | 196 | 151 | 34 | 11 |
709 | I don't think he got the point of the experiment." | 1.2857 | 0.04237 | 182 | 141 | 30 | 11 |
710 | Would you rate it as 'success' or 'failure'? | 1.2857 | 0.04028 | 196 | 151 | 34 | 11 |
711 | Before we can draw our conclusions, we need to get a list of all the movies that were shown at the cinema multiplex where we trapped him. | 1.2857 | 0.03962 | 196 | 150 | 36 | 10 |
712 | Do you think it can find a way to get us out of here? | 1.2857 | 0.02938 | 196 | 154 | 35 | 7 |
713 | I was certain it would pick the flying car. | 1.2857 | 0.03689 | 196 | 146 | 44 | 6 |
714 | I smell a rat. | 1.2857 | 0.03862 | 196 | 151 | 35 | 10 |
715 | I don't like that we have to share this lab with the engineering department. | 1.2857 | 0.03689 | 196 | 146 | 44 | 6 |
716 | One giant step for mousekind. | 1.2857 | 0.03862 | 182 | 136 | 40 | 6 |
717 | 1980 called. They want their rat maze back. | 1.2857 | 0.03896 | 196 | 149 | 38 | 9 |
718 | Well, we didn’t specify HOW she gets to the cheese. | 1.2857 | 0.03896 | 196 | 149 | 38 | 9 |
719 | Safe to say he didn't get the placebo. | 1.2857 | 0.03828 | 196 | 148 | 40 | 8 |
720 | He's giving it his all. Can't we do better than a three month-aged cheddar? | 1.2857 | 0.03962 | 196 | 150 | 36 | 10 |
721 | We did tell him to think outside the box. | 1.2857 | 0.03544 | 196 | 144 | 48 | 4 |
722 | Well, so much for evolution. | 1.2857 | 0.03896 | 196 | 149 | 38 | 9 |
723 | Well...his times ARE faster... | 1.2857 | 0.03689 | 196 | 146 | 44 | 6 |
724 | If you give a mouse a jetpack... | 1.2842 | 0.03829 | 190 | 143 | 40 | 7 |
725 | So this is how the plague became airborne... | 1.2842 | 0.03901 | 190 | 144 | 38 | 8 |
726 | You picked a lazy one. Put him back and grab a mouse that will run. | 1.2842 | 0.03901 | 190 | 144 | 38 | 8 |
727 | He's ahead in the ratrace. | 1.2841 | 0.04021 | 176 | 133 | 36 | 7 |
728 | My guess is that he’s a Musk-rat. | 1.2841 | 0.04101 | 176 | 134 | 34 | 8 |
729 | We gotta stop using mice from the engineering department. | 1.2841 | 0.04101 | 176 | 134 | 34 | 8 |
730 | Looks like he is one Tedtalk away from world domination. | 1.2835 | 0.03916 | 194 | 148 | 37 | 9 |
731 | There go our best-laid plans. | 1.2835 | 0.03983 | 194 | 149 | 35 | 10 |
732 | We might not get this in Nature, but what about Popular Mechanics? | 1.2835 | 0.03847 | 194 | 147 | 39 | 8 |
733 | Build a better maze. | 1.2835 | 0.03983 | 194 | 149 | 35 | 10 |
734 | This one's from the E.B. White batch. | 1.2835 | 0.03847 | 194 | 147 | 39 | 8 |
735 | He’ll keep quiet if we make him co-author of the published study. | 1.2835 | 0.03847 | 194 | 147 | 39 | 8 |
736 | But can he dance? | 1.2835 | 0.03847 | 194 | 147 | 39 | 8 |
737 | He’s been working on his landing. | 1.2818 | 0.03701 | 181 | 134 | 43 | 4 |
738 | I spent two weeks building this maze! | 1.2816 | 0.04043 | 174 | 132 | 35 | 7 |
739 | I'm starting to feel like they're winning. | 1.2812 | 0.03795 | 192 | 145 | 40 | 7 |
740 | Impressive results, the control group haven't advanced beyond hoverboards. | 1.2812 | 0.03722 | 192 | 144 | 42 | 6 |
741 | So he cheats! Doesn't that mean he's even smarter? | 1.2812 | 0.03936 | 192 | 147 | 36 | 9 |
742 | So this counts as completing the maze, right? | 1.2812 | 0.03901 | 192 | 149 | 33 | 10 |
743 | This skews everything. | 1.2812 | 0.03648 | 192 | 143 | 44 | 5 |
744 | Who says rats aren't exactly rocket scientists? | 1.2812 | 0.03866 | 192 | 146 | 38 | 8 |
745 | We didn't foresee this when we borrowed him from the NASA lab. | 1.2812 | 0.03936 | 192 | 147 | 36 | 9 |
746 | If he hovers and toasts it, I’m quitting. | 1.2812 | 0.03936 | 192 | 147 | 36 | 9 |
747 | I'm so sick of proving rats are smarter then I am. | 1.2812 | 0.04005 | 192 | 148 | 34 | 10 |
748 | Let's see how he does with the flying cat. | 1.2812 | 0.03866 | 192 | 146 | 38 | 8 |
749 | You said its name was Elon Muskrat? | 1.2812 | 0.03036 | 192 | 148 | 39 | 5 |
750 | And here we have Lab Mouse number 007. | 1.2812 | 0.03936 | 192 | 147 | 36 | 9 |
751 | Poor little thing, do you think he knows he's a guinea pig? | 1.2812 | 0.04072 | 192 | 149 | 32 | 11 |
752 | Now, let’s see if he can stick the landing. | 1.2812 | 0.04072 | 192 | 149 | 32 | 11 |
753 | Must be the Tang." | 1.2812 | 0.03866 | 192 | 146 | 38 | 8 |
754 | What did you put in the cheese? | 1.2812 | 0.03648 | 192 | 143 | 44 | 5 |
755 | What say? Time to buy shares of that brain boosting supplement maker? | 1.2812 | 0.04072 | 192 | 149 | 32 | 11 |
756 | First, close the windows. Then call the Pentagon! | 1.2812 | 0.03936 | 192 | 147 | 36 | 9 |
757 | Don't worry: "Mice Can Cheat" is a fine conclusion." | 1.2812 | 0.03795 | 192 | 145 | 40 | 7 |
758 | You used the engineering manual to bed the cage, didn't you? | 1.2812 | 0.03936 | 192 | 147 | 36 | 9 |
759 | If he’s that smart, you’d think he’d just make his own cheese. | 1.2812 | 0.03936 | 192 | 147 | 36 | 9 |
760 | Iran won't know what hit them. | 1.2812 | 0.04268 | 192 | 152 | 26 | 14 |
761 | I mean, I'd be more impressed if it was hydroelectric. | 1.2812 | 0.04005 | 192 | 148 | 34 | 10 |
762 | Let's put this one in the tobacco study. | 1.2812 | 0.03866 | 192 | 146 | 38 | 8 |
763 | I feel oddly shaken, but not stirred. | 1.2812 | 0.04072 | 192 | 149 | 32 | 11 |
764 | We never should have given him an Amazon account. | 1.2811 | 0.03651 | 185 | 137 | 44 | 4 |
765 | It appears to be a 21st Century mouse vs. a 20th Century maze | 1.2811 | 0.04177 | 185 | 144 | 30 | 11 |
766 | Good thing the animal rights people have been too busy with climate change. | 1.2811 | 0.03651 | 185 | 137 | 44 | 4 |
767 | We may have to separate him from the others. | 1.2804 | 0.03903 | 189 | 144 | 37 | 8 |
768 | We could just hand it to him. | 1.2804 | 0.03794 | 189 | 145 | 36 | 8 |
769 | So are we hypothesizing the intelligence of mice or the quality of the cheese? | 1.2804 | 0.04249 | 189 | 149 | 27 | 13 |
770 | I have my doubts about peer review. | 1.2804 | 0.03903 | 189 | 144 | 37 | 8 |
771 | But can he teach his methodology to others? | 1.2804 | 0.03719 | 189 | 144 | 38 | 7 |
772 | Man, my cat is going to be pissed when he hears that I started this. | 1.2804 | 0.03903 | 189 | 144 | 37 | 8 |
773 | So your biggest concern is that each mouse gets a jetpack rather than where this one came from? | 1.2804 | 0.03903 | 189 | 149 | 29 | 11 |
774 | He's taking all the fun out this. | 1.2804 | 0.03903 | 189 | 144 | 37 | 8 |
775 | Sure, he’s off the charts on the technical side, but it’s at the expense of his artistic merit score if you ask me. | 1.2800 | 0.03940 | 175 | 132 | 37 | 6 |
776 | I think we underestimated the female rats. | 1.2795 | 0.04058 | 161 | 121 | 35 | 5 |
777 | This is nothing. Yesterday he was spotted in Wisconsin. | 1.2789 | 0.03886 | 190 | 145 | 37 | 8 |
778 | Best time yet | 1.2789 | 0.03921 | 190 | 148 | 32 | 10 |
779 | Why does he get a jet pack and I have to take the subway to work? | 1.2781 | 0.04137 | 187 | 146 | 30 | 11 |
780 | Algernon is getting good at this. | 1.2781 | 0.04067 | 187 | 145 | 32 | 10 |
781 | It's not really in the spirit of the game, is it? | 1.2781 | 0.03849 | 187 | 142 | 38 | 7 |
782 | That's one giant leap for micekind! | 1.2781 | 0.03849 | 187 | 142 | 38 | 7 |
783 | Sure he set a new record for running the maze, but he didn't follow the rules so we'll have to consider the drug a failure. | 1.2781 | 0.04067 | 187 | 145 | 32 | 10 |
784 | This one must be getting help from the outside | 1.2781 | 0.03011 | 187 | 147 | 34 | 6 |
785 | okay zoomer | 1.2781 | 0.04067 | 187 | 145 | 32 | 10 |
786 | This is what happens when you bring out the good cheese | 1.2781 | 0.03923 | 187 | 143 | 36 | 8 |
787 | You can always tell the mice from NASA | 1.2781 | 0.04067 | 187 | 145 | 32 | 10 |
788 | I suppose it's just possible that he's on the way to save the day. | 1.2781 | 0.03996 | 187 | 144 | 34 | 9 |
789 | We'll need to observe his social visits from friends and family members more closely. | 1.2781 | 0.04067 | 187 | 145 | 32 | 10 |
790 | ...and the only new variable is that he started reading sheets from The New Yorker on the bottom of his cage? | 1.2781 | 0.03923 | 187 | 143 | 36 | 8 |
791 | He calls himself Elon Mouse. | 1.2778 | 0.03892 | 162 | 123 | 34 | 5 |
792 | That's the 'Elon Musk-Rat'. | 1.2778 | 0.04312 | 162 | 125 | 29 | 8 |
793 | There's no natural law against it. | 1.2775 | 0.04045 | 173 | 132 | 34 | 7 |
794 | Well, at least he didn’t use a GPS. | 1.2775 | 0.04208 | 173 | 134 | 30 | 9 |
795 | And from now on, he'd like to be called 'Edam Musk'. | 1.2775 | 0.04208 | 173 | 134 | 30 | 9 |
796 | This experiment seems cheesy. | 1.2775 | 0.04127 | 173 | 133 | 32 | 8 |
797 | We'll have to disqualify him for failure to follow rules. | 1.2775 | 0.04045 | 173 | 132 | 34 | 7 |
798 | Well yes, the learning curve is somewhat quicker than expected. | 1.2775 | 0.03961 | 173 | 131 | 36 | 6 |
799 | When he said he's over this whole maze thing. I didn't understand what he meant. | 1.2775 | 0.03961 | 173 | 131 | 36 | 6 |
800 | I’m going to check “Thinks outside the box” on that one. | 1.2775 | 0.04045 | 173 | 132 | 34 | 7 |
801 | Is this all you got done? | 1.2767 | 0.04363 | 159 | 123 | 28 | 8 |
802 | Maybe the test didn't really challenge the subject. | 1.2762 | 0.04002 | 181 | 139 | 34 | 8 |
803 | Im thinking we should anesthetize the smart-ass. You? | 1.2762 | 0.03683 | 181 | 135 | 42 | 4 |
804 | I can hardly wait to section his brain! | 1.2762 | 0.04298 | 181 | 143 | 26 | 12 |
805 | He’s thinking outside of the box! | 1.2759 | 0.04186 | 174 | 135 | 30 | 9 |
806 | So imported cheese does make a difference? | 1.2759 | 0.04265 | 174 | 136 | 28 | 10 |
807 | The one time your boss observes you... | 1.2759 | 0.04025 | 174 | 133 | 34 | 7 |
808 | Yeah, but it’s still cheating. | 1.2757 | 0.04017 | 185 | 143 | 33 | 9 |
809 | Whoa, disruptive! | 1.2757 | 0.03944 | 185 | 142 | 35 | 8 |
810 | I thought Red Bull was supposed to give them wings | 1.2757 | 0.03792 | 185 | 140 | 39 | 6 |
811 | He has a masters from MIT. | 1.2757 | 0.03792 | 185 | 140 | 39 | 6 |
812 | I didn't even see her put it on. | 1.2757 | 0.03713 | 185 | 139 | 41 | 5 |
813 | I would dial the dose back a touch. For our sake. | 1.2757 | 0.03713 | 185 | 139 | 41 | 5 |
814 | Well he’s out, you know the rules..... no helmets. | 1.2757 | 0.04161 | 185 | 145 | 29 | 11 |
815 | I think it's safe to say he's our alpha. | 1.2757 | 0.03944 | 185 | 142 | 35 | 8 |
816 | He works for Amazon. | 1.2757 | 0.04090 | 185 | 144 | 31 | 10 |
817 | Next time let's just use the mice from MIT to feed the snakes. | 1.2757 | 0.03713 | 185 | 139 | 41 | 5 |
818 | Yes, he’s very clever, to but I still say it’s cheating. | 1.2753 | 0.03801 | 178 | 134 | 39 | 5 |
819 | Trouble is, once he touches down, it’s the same old rat race again. | 1.2753 | 0.03883 | 178 | 135 | 37 | 6 |
820 | Amid severe budget cuts, auditions for the next James Bond movie continued. | 1.2753 | 0.03964 | 178 | 136 | 35 | 7 |
821 | I really don't think he's coming back. | 1.2753 | 0.03883 | 178 | 135 | 37 | 6 |
822 | These millennial rats get so bored with lever-pressing. | 1.2753 | 0.04043 | 178 | 137 | 33 | 8 |
823 | It hardly seems fair to the others. | 1.2753 | 0.04043 | 178 | 137 | 33 | 8 |
824 | Oh, Mr. Musk is going to heart emoji this! | 1.2753 | 0.04043 | 178 | 137 | 33 | 8 |
825 | I’m recording this result as an outlier. | 1.2753 | 0.03801 | 178 | 134 | 39 | 5 |
826 | Sure, the engineering is impressive, but it just goes to show he lacks a sense of direction. | 1.2753 | 0.03964 | 178 | 136 | 35 | 7 |
827 | Instinct, my ass! | 1.2753 | 0.04121 | 178 | 138 | 31 | 9 |
828 | The strangest part is he's only the control group | 1.2747 | 0.03983 | 182 | 140 | 34 | 8 |
829 | They’ll never convince me that genetically modified mice don’t skew results. | 1.2747 | 0.03748 | 182 | 137 | 40 | 5 |
830 | While I admire the innovation, I don't see how this will help. He's still a blind mouse. | 1.2747 | 0.03130 | 182 | 140 | 38 | 4 |
831 | The experiment was a success, the humans suspect nothing | 1.2747 | 0.04133 | 182 | 142 | 30 | 10 |
832 | we're gonna need more cheese" | 1.2747 | 0.03828 | 182 | 138 | 38 | 6 |
833 | What do you know, that Smartwater really works after all. | 1.2747 | 0.03748 | 182 | 137 | 40 | 5 |
834 | I worry that switching to the Emmenthaler may have skewed the results. | 1.2747 | 0.03983 | 182 | 140 | 34 | 8 |
835 | Are we counting the six weeks it took him to build that? | 1.2747 | 0.03748 | 182 | 137 | 40 | 5 |
836 | Well, it looks like Amazon has scaled back on their drone delivery expectations “. | 1.2747 | 0.03906 | 182 | 139 | 36 | 7 |
837 | Very impressive but 407-b made a nice fondue so he gets my vote. | 1.2747 | 0.04277 | 182 | 144 | 26 | 12 |
838 | I bet you didn’t see that coming. | 1.2747 | 0.03983 | 182 | 140 | 34 | 8 |
839 | I knew we shouldn't of accepted these free mice from NASA. | 1.2747 | 0.04059 | 182 | 141 | 32 | 9 |
840 | So that's what happens if you give it a cookie | 1.2747 | 0.03983 | 182 | 140 | 34 | 8 |
841 | That’s nothing—he built a portal gun to get to the smoked Gouda. | 1.2747 | 0.03582 | 182 | 135 | 44 | 3 |
842 | I wonder what else he got for Christmas. | 1.2747 | 0.03983 | 182 | 140 | 34 | 8 |
843 | Let's just say this data point should be excluded and move on. | 1.2747 | 0.03983 | 182 | 140 | 34 | 8 |
844 | Maybe the gene therapy was a little too effective. | 1.2747 | 0.04059 | 182 | 141 | 32 | 9 |
845 | I'd say that intelligence gene modification was a success! | 1.2747 | 0.04059 | 182 | 141 | 32 | 9 |
846 | Do are we to conclude that the mouse will always choose the jet pack over the intellectual challenge of the maze? | 1.2727 | 0.03985 | 176 | 135 | 34 | 7 |
847 | The Mouse that Soared. Amazing! | 1.2727 | 0.04222 | 176 | 138 | 28 | 10 |
848 | I promise I told Amazon not to send Stuart Little | 1.2727 | 0.04066 | 176 | 136 | 32 | 8 |
849 | Looks like we finally have a cheese wiz we can be proud to serve. | 1.2727 | 0.03903 | 176 | 134 | 36 | 6 |
850 | They left a note that said they'd rather look for pizza in the subway. | 1.2727 | 0.03985 | 176 | 135 | 34 | 7 |
851 | First the movie Cats, now this. | 1.2727 | 0.04066 | 176 | 136 | 32 | 8 |
852 | Is that for the Amazon contract? | 1.2727 | 0.03732 | 176 | 137 | 32 | 7 |
853 | I'm visualizing a Nobel Prize here but we may need to tweek the hypothesis. | 1.2727 | 0.04066 | 176 | 136 | 32 | 8 |
854 | Brenda, I know you said when pigs fly, but... | 1.2727 | 0.04066 | 176 | 136 | 32 | 8 |
855 | I knew we shouldn't have watched Mission Impossible in the lab! | 1.2727 | 0.03985 | 176 | 135 | 34 | 7 |
856 | Clearly he's the over-achiever | 1.2727 | 0.03219 | 176 | 139 | 31 | 6 |
857 | For me, this just underscores how amazing you look in that lab coat Cynthia. | 1.2727 | 0.04298 | 176 | 139 | 26 | 11 |
858 | You should see what the one with water-skis can do | 1.2727 | 0.03554 | 176 | 135 | 36 | 5 |
859 | I’m concerned that he’s one of the three blind ones. | 1.2727 | 0.04066 | 176 | 136 | 32 | 8 |
860 | Did I win? | 1.2722 | 0.03926 | 180 | 138 | 35 | 7 |
861 | Does he know the prize is just a piece of cheese? | 1.2722 | 0.03926 | 180 | 138 | 35 | 7 |
862 | If they still don't believe in evolution after this, we should give up. | 1.2722 | 0.03926 | 180 | 138 | 35 | 7 |
863 | 0932 fails the maze, but his coolness is off the charts. | 1.2722 | 0.04156 | 180 | 141 | 29 | 10 |
864 | I knew those JPL lab rats were gonna be a problem. | 1.2722 | 0.03184 | 180 | 142 | 32 | 6 |
865 | I got tired of watching them just walk through the maze. | 1.2722 | 0.04004 | 180 | 139 | 33 | 8 |
866 | You forgot his water bottle. | 1.2722 | 0.04081 | 180 | 140 | 31 | 9 |
867 | This is the one doing intermittent fasting? | 1.2722 | 0.03681 | 180 | 135 | 41 | 4 |
868 | I haven't seen him since he escaped from the maze and stole our mind enhancing drugs. | 1.2722 | 0.03846 | 180 | 137 | 37 | 6 |
869 | 42; but I have no idea what that means. | 1.2722 | 0.04004 | 180 | 139 | 33 | 8 |
870 | His name is Bond. Rat Bond. | 1.2722 | 0.03926 | 180 | 138 | 35 | 7 |
871 | I told you cheese gives you gas! | 1.2722 | 0.04156 | 180 | 141 | 29 | 10 |
872 | We'll it's no flying pig, but I still didn't think I'd ever see this. | 1.2722 | 0.03846 | 180 | 137 | 37 | 6 |
873 | I asked for a vertical mouse for my computer. | 1.2722 | 0.03373 | 180 | 139 | 36 | 5 |
874 | Amazingly advanced? Yes. But also cheating. | 1.2722 | 0.04002 | 169 | 129 | 34 | 6 |
875 | Let’s call that an outlier. | 1.2722 | 0.04002 | 169 | 129 | 34 | 6 |
876 | Wait, I’m not giving him a Pass until he actually eats the cheese... | 1.2722 | 0.03913 | 169 | 128 | 36 | 5 |
877 | I wondered how the cow jumped over the moon. | 1.2722 | 0.03913 | 169 | 128 | 36 | 5 |
878 | If it can't work out the maze route then we count it as another fail. | 1.2722 | 0.04175 | 169 | 131 | 30 | 8 |
879 | Apparently our maze is old school. | 1.2722 | 0.03913 | 169 | 128 | 36 | 5 |
880 | They don't learn the maze and they don't want to exercise. These rats are just like my kids with their tech toys. | 1.2722 | 0.04175 | 169 | 131 | 30 | 8 |
881 | He's clearly in the placebo group because the others built drones. | 1.2722 | 0.04547 | 158 | 125 | 23 | 10 |
882 | Just give it a second. He still won’t find the cheese. | 1.2711 | 0.04221 | 166 | 129 | 29 | 8 |
883 | He' never tried this hard. I think he knows he's going to the medical study lab next week. | 1.2703 | 0.04244 | 148 | 113 | 30 | 5 |
884 | Exactly how does this help funding for Spaceforce? | 1.2697 | 0.03865 | 178 | 136 | 36 | 6 |
885 | It's time to retire this one. He's catching on to us. | 1.2697 | 0.03946 | 178 | 137 | 34 | 7 |
886 | Equally impressive is the fact that he built that from the water bottle. | 1.2697 | 0.04026 | 178 | 138 | 32 | 8 |
887 | Is he one of the lab rats we got form MIT? | 1.2697 | 0.04104 | 178 | 139 | 30 | 9 |
888 | Isn't he lactose intolerant? | 1.2697 | 0.03336 | 178 | 140 | 32 | 6 |
889 | You say he did this after how many attempts? | 1.2697 | 0.03610 | 178 | 133 | 42 | 3 |
890 | Okay, but I'm not impressed with his lateral thrust control. | 1.2697 | 0.03697 | 178 | 134 | 40 | 4 |
891 | Who are the rocket scientists now?! | 1.2697 | 0.04180 | 178 | 140 | 28 | 10 |
892 | It’s Elon Mousk | 1.2697 | 0.02820 | 178 | 140 | 34 | 4 |
893 | Can you double-check that this is the control group? | 1.2697 | 0.03383 | 178 | 138 | 35 | 5 |
894 | This one thinks he’s above it all. | 1.2695 | 0.04135 | 141 | 106 | 32 | 3 |
895 | We’re going to need a better mousetrap. | 1.2686 | 0.03731 | 175 | 132 | 39 | 4 |
896 | Now that's one giant leap for ratkind. | 1.2686 | 0.03903 | 175 | 134 | 35 | 6 |
897 | With all due respect to Sammy, Dean and Frank... let’s just call it The Rat Pack. | 1.2686 | 0.04147 | 175 | 137 | 29 | 9 |
898 | Let's just clock it at five seconds and call it a day. | 1.2686 | 0.03986 | 175 | 135 | 33 | 7 |
899 | What if he just grabs the cheese and goes? | 1.2686 | 0.03986 | 175 | 135 | 33 | 7 |
900 | The good news for us is that a mouse can't be named on a patent. | 1.2686 | 0.04067 | 175 | 136 | 31 | 8 |
901 | This one's thinking outside the maze. | 1.2686 | 0.03986 | 175 | 135 | 33 | 7 |
902 | Ever since we introduced the VR app, none of the rats want to do the real maze. | 1.2686 | 0.03986 | 175 | 135 | 33 | 7 |
903 | The funny thing is, he doesn't even like cheese | 1.2686 | 0.03818 | 175 | 133 | 37 | 5 |
904 | She still has to stick the landing. | 1.2686 | 0.03731 | 175 | 132 | 39 | 4 |
905 | So, where do you want to go for lunch? | 1.2686 | 0.03944 | 175 | 137 | 30 | 8 |
906 | He will get the cheese before we get the grant | 1.2686 | 0.04067 | 175 | 136 | 31 | 8 |
907 | This is game changer. | 1.2686 | 0.03596 | 175 | 133 | 38 | 4 |
908 | If we move fast, we can probably get a Netflix deal out of this. | 1.2686 | 0.03903 | 175 | 134 | 35 | 6 |
909 | I told you not to use the NASA mice. | 1.2671 | 0.04203 | 161 | 125 | 29 | 7 |
910 | This is the mouse we injected with the Chuck Norris strain. | 1.2671 | 0.03713 | 161 | 130 | 23 | 8 |
911 | I denied their request for gouda. | 1.2671 | 0.04295 | 161 | 126 | 27 | 8 |
912 | I can’t say whether this experiment was a failure or a success. | 1.2671 | 0.04384 | 161 | 127 | 25 | 9 |
913 | Using jet fuel? In this economy? | 1.2671 | 0.04203 | 161 | 125 | 29 | 7 |
914 | OK. Send in a request for a maze lid. | 1.2671 | 0.04295 | 161 | 126 | 27 | 8 |
915 | Personally, I would have walked. | 1.2671 | 0.04110 | 161 | 124 | 31 | 6 |
916 | Shouldn't we be concerned, Henry?" "No, Janice, he is wearing a helmet. | 1.2671 | 0.04110 | 161 | 124 | 31 | 6 |
917 | I think we did it, Meghan. We have indisputable evidence. They’ll have to take Trump University serious now! | 1.2671 | 0.04203 | 161 | 125 | 29 | 7 |
918 | I just checked. There is nothing in the rules agains it. | 1.2671 | 0.04110 | 161 | 124 | 31 | 6 |
919 | Are they allowed to do that? | 1.2671 | 0.03917 | 161 | 122 | 35 | 4 |
920 | We're gonna need a better maze | 1.2654 | 0.03993 | 162 | 124 | 33 | 5 |
921 | Oh it definitely didn't do that for the Muenster... | 1.2651 | 0.04113 | 166 | 129 | 30 | 7 |
922 | And that's zero points for delayed gratification!" | 1.2651 | 0.04023 | 166 | 128 | 32 | 6 |
923 | They never bothered to use the jet pack for the Stilton. | 1.2651 | 0.03692 | 166 | 127 | 35 | 4 |
924 | We've moved beyond the classic maze to one of full immersion virtual reality. Unfortunately, it still wants the real cheese. | 1.2647 | 0.04299 | 170 | 135 | 25 | 10 |
925 | How are we going to spin it this time... | 1.2647 | 0.03962 | 170 | 131 | 33 | 6 |
926 | If we need it, your cat's in your office, right? | 1.2647 | 0.04048 | 170 | 132 | 31 | 7 |
927 | That's.... amazing? | 1.2647 | 0.03782 | 170 | 129 | 37 | 4 |
928 | But Susan, would you say this is slightly more intelligent or greatly more intelligent? | 1.2647 | 0.03689 | 170 | 128 | 39 | 3 |
929 | Maybe we'll get tenure if we pretend we invented it. | 1.2647 | 0.03962 | 170 | 131 | 33 | 6 |
930 | Intelligence has become very hard to measure. | 1.2645 | 0.04397 | 155 | 122 | 25 | 8 |
931 | Let's clone this one. | 1.2628 | 0.04277 | 156 | 122 | 27 | 7 |
932 | Her resume did specifically mention breaking through the glass ceiling. | 1.2619 | 0.03891 | 168 | 129 | 34 | 5 |
933 | I think their technology is more advanced than we thought. | 1.2619 | 0.03798 | 168 | 128 | 36 | 4 |
934 | They go to extremes for Gruyere. | 1.2619 | 0.03454 | 168 | 132 | 31 | 5 |
935 | He doesn't do cheddar. | 1.2619 | 0.03891 | 168 | 129 | 34 | 5 |
936 | Yeah well, he’s built these devices before. They look terrific but they never really work. | 1.2619 | 0.04070 | 168 | 131 | 30 | 7 |
937 | We need to update our paradigm. | 1.2619 | 0.03891 | 168 | 129 | 34 | 5 |
938 | Well, seems like a good time to break for lunch. | 1.2619 | 0.03703 | 168 | 127 | 38 | 3 |
939 | He thinks he can outsmart us, but the cheese is just a hologram. | 1.2619 | 0.04242 | 168 | 133 | 26 | 9 |
940 | After all the training and student loans, it's come to this. | 1.2619 | 0.03606 | 168 | 131 | 32 | 5 |
941 | I think we'd better stop lining their cages with grant-proposal forms. | 1.2619 | 0.03982 | 168 | 130 | 32 | 6 |
942 | WOW! ...He applied what he learned! | 1.2619 | 0.04157 | 168 | 132 | 28 | 8 |
943 | Oh, that’s just Chuck E. Yeager. | 1.2619 | 0.03982 | 168 | 130 | 32 | 6 |
944 | Its a new Apple mouse. You tell them they got the product request wrong? | 1.2619 | 0.04157 | 168 | 132 | 28 | 8 |
945 | Today's mice are not the same as the one's before the internet. | 1.2619 | 0.03982 | 168 | 130 | 32 | 6 |
946 | Do you reckon it'll be easier to get clearance from the FAA than from the FDA? | 1.2619 | 0.03703 | 168 | 127 | 38 | 3 |
947 | Damn, even I didn't think of that. | 1.2619 | 0.03703 | 168 | 127 | 38 | 3 |
948 | His helicopter is in the shop again. | 1.2619 | 0.03982 | 168 | 130 | 32 | 6 |
949 | Guess we'll have to do a better job of hiding the cheese. | 1.2619 | 0.04325 | 168 | 134 | 24 | 10 |
950 | He’s not allowed to use that. | 1.2619 | 0.03703 | 168 | 127 | 38 | 3 |
951 | We’re going to have to allocate more of our budget to the cheese. | 1.2619 | 0.03982 | 168 | 130 | 32 | 6 |
952 | He deserves more than cheese. | 1.2619 | 0.03703 | 168 | 127 | 38 | 3 |
953 | She's always been a prodigy. | 1.2619 | 0.04242 | 168 | 133 | 26 | 9 |
954 | Welp, the plague is airborne now | 1.2619 | 0.03982 | 168 | 130 | 32 | 6 |
955 | I told you we shouldn't have let him watch that James Bond movie. | 1.2619 | 0.04242 | 168 | 133 | 26 | 9 |
956 | He's been trained to think outside the box. | 1.2619 | 0.03982 | 168 | 130 | 32 | 6 |
957 | It says her that one of the common side effects is 'Mighty Mouse Syndrome'. | 1.2619 | 0.03982 | 168 | 130 | 32 | 6 |
958 | I think we should still count this as failing the maze | 1.2611 | 0.04253 | 157 | 123 | 27 | 7 |
959 | Let’s roll him back to triple espressos in the morning. | 1.2611 | 0.04056 | 157 | 121 | 31 | 5 |
960 | You shouldn't have named him Elon Mousk. | 1.2611 | 0.04253 | 157 | 123 | 27 | 7 |
961 | Technology makes this generation so lazy! | 1.2611 | 0.04155 | 157 | 122 | 29 | 6 |
962 | This is a blatant disqualification. | 1.2597 | 0.04100 | 154 | 119 | 30 | 5 |
963 | Maybe next time you won’t doubt my hypothesis Carolyn. | 1.2597 | 0.03297 | 154 | 122 | 28 | 4 |
964 | I really hate the scientific method. | 1.2597 | 0.04202 | 154 | 120 | 28 | 6 |
965 | This won't cure cancer. | 1.2597 | 0.04302 | 154 | 121 | 26 | 7 |
966 | Any idea how we score this one? | 1.2597 | 0.03888 | 154 | 117 | 34 | 3 |
967 | You give a mouse a cookie, he'll ask for a jet pack, I guess." | 1.2590 | 0.04267 | 166 | 132 | 25 | 9 |
968 | I swear, I was only gone for 10 minutes. | 1.2590 | 0.04002 | 166 | 129 | 31 | 6 |
969 | Well, that’s one small flight for mouse... | 1.2590 | 0.04002 | 166 | 129 | 31 | 6 |
970 | Say he doesn’t use it to get to the cheese, but uses it to take the cheese. Then what? | 1.2590 | 0.04002 | 166 | 129 | 31 | 6 |
971 | Now let’s see if he can find the cheese. | 1.2590 | 0.03718 | 166 | 136 | 21 | 9 |
972 | He's a jetpackrat. | 1.2590 | 0.04267 | 166 | 132 | 25 | 9 |
973 | We'll be needing a lot more cheese from here on out. | 1.2590 | 0.04267 | 166 | 132 | 25 | 9 |
974 | Let's see them try to ban animal testing now. | 1.2590 | 0.04002 | 166 | 129 | 31 | 6 |
975 | Come on, jet packs always skew the test results. | 1.2590 | 0.03718 | 166 | 126 | 37 | 3 |
976 | I hate to say it’s stupid, but really... this is the 23rd time and it still cannot run the maze. | 1.2590 | 0.04351 | 166 | 133 | 23 | 10 |
977 | You're right; it's time to put a lid on it. | 1.2590 | 0.03815 | 166 | 127 | 35 | 4 |
978 | What is this Kobayashi Maru he keeps talking about? | 1.2590 | 0.03909 | 166 | 128 | 33 | 5 |
979 | Perhaps we shouldn't borrow mice from the Drone Lab anymore. | 1.2590 | 0.03909 | 166 | 128 | 33 | 5 |
980 | Cross out ED and put in "improves intelligence" | 1.2590 | 0.04092 | 166 | 130 | 29 | 7 |
981 | I knew it was a mistake to lend him out to the Jet Propulsion Lab ! | 1.2590 | 0.03909 | 166 | 128 | 33 | 5 |
982 | The drug was originally developed as a cure for male pattern baldness, but marketing are quite excited about the possibilities. | 1.2590 | 0.03909 | 166 | 128 | 33 | 5 |
983 | She designed this maze, which looks remarkably like our lab complex. | 1.2590 | 0.04002 | 166 | 129 | 31 | 6 |
984 | I'll bet B.F. Skinner never imagined this. | 1.2581 | 0.04374 | 155 | 123 | 24 | 8 |
985 | Even Skinner would say that’s a B.F.D. | 1.2578 | 0.04738 | 128 | 101 | 21 | 6 |
986 | That seals it. I'm doubling my daily dose of B12. | 1.2577 | 0.04316 | 163 | 130 | 24 | 9 |
987 | Great. Now he'll want a share of our funding. | 1.2577 | 0.04044 | 163 | 127 | 30 | 6 |
988 | I think we stop using Marvel movie loops as our stimuli. | 1.2577 | 0.04227 | 163 | 129 | 26 | 8 |
989 | I know that gadget must have been expensive, but then he is a "prime" member so shipping was free. | 1.2577 | 0.04316 | 163 | 130 | 24 | 9 |
990 | I quit. | 1.2577 | 0.04044 | 163 | 127 | 30 | 6 |
991 | Why didn’t we put a top on it? | 1.2577 | 0.04136 | 163 | 128 | 28 | 7 |
992 | Well, he did pay for the lab | 1.2577 | 0.04044 | 163 | 127 | 30 | 6 |
993 | I want to publish too, but will it pass peer review?” | 1.2577 | 0.03949 | 163 | 126 | 32 | 5 |
994 | Cheese, the great motivator. | 1.2577 | 0.04044 | 163 | 127 | 30 | 6 |
995 | Another failure. Over ten minutes and it still isn't at the cheese. | 1.2577 | 0.03149 | 163 | 131 | 27 | 5 |
996 | It started after we put the cheese on the top shelf. | 1.2577 | 0.04227 | 163 | 129 | 26 | 8 |
997 | Houston, we have a mouse problem. | 1.2574 | 0.04109 | 136 | 106 | 26 | 4 |
998 | And we've been spending all of time trying to build a better mousetrap. | 1.2571 | 0.04345 | 140 | 109 | 26 | 5 |
999 | Mice these days are so lazy. | 1.2548 | 0.04418 | 157 | 126 | 22 | 9 |
1000 | That Pet CBD oil is amazing... | 1.2548 | 0.04229 | 157 | 124 | 26 | 7 |
1001 | This one is in our 'Not Exposed to Social Media' subgroup. | 1.2548 | 0.03929 | 157 | 121 | 32 | 4 |
1002 | I don't know. Maybe we should raise the height of the walls? | 1.2547 | 0.03869 | 161 | 124 | 33 | 4 |
1003 | Did I ever tell you that Stuart Little was my first crush? I want to be scared but this is super sexually confusing for me. | 1.2547 | 0.04342 | 161 | 129 | 23 | 9 |
1004 | Where do you suppose he got the rocket fuel ? | 1.2547 | 0.04159 | 161 | 127 | 27 | 7 |
1005 | So Carol, what's for lunch? | 1.2547 | 0.04159 | 161 | 127 | 27 | 7 |
1006 | His sponsor is Elon Musk. | 1.2533 | 0.04034 | 150 | 116 | 30 | 4 |
1007 | The gouda made him gassy so I went with it on this one. | 1.2533 | 0.04250 | 150 | 118 | 26 | 6 |
1008 | But, he's from the control group! | 1.2533 | 0.04034 | 150 | 116 | 30 | 4 |
1009 | Check out Elon Mousk over here. | 1.2533 | 0.04144 | 150 | 117 | 28 | 5 |
1010 | I’d suspect he’s overthinking this. | 1.2533 | 0.04144 | 150 | 117 | 28 | 5 |
1011 | Oh great...that's ruined the experiment and now we've learnt nothing. | 1.2533 | 0.04250 | 150 | 118 | 26 | 6 |
1012 | So that's what he meant by having a 'power lunch'. | 1.2532 | 0.04178 | 154 | 121 | 27 | 6 |
1013 | What kind of cheese are we using? | 1.2532 | 0.03969 | 154 | 119 | 31 | 4 |
1014 | I spent a week building this maze. | 1.2532 | 0.03907 | 158 | 122 | 32 | 4 |
1015 | If you give a mouse a jet pack, he will shatter your research. | 1.2532 | 0.03695 | 158 | 125 | 28 | 5 |
1016 | Just as I suspected. | 1.2532 | 0.04109 | 158 | 124 | 28 | 6 |
1017 | Let’s switch back to the Roquefort. | 1.2532 | 0.04206 | 158 | 125 | 26 | 7 |
1018 | Well, Tonya, what did we learn? | 1.2532 | 0.04109 | 158 | 124 | 28 | 6 |
1019 | Don't worry, we can market this to Amazon and make a bundle! | 1.2532 | 0.04009 | 158 | 123 | 30 | 5 |
1020 | Now this is truly a mazing. | 1.2532 | 0.04300 | 158 | 126 | 24 | 8 |
1021 | We have been encouraging them to think outside the box. | 1.2532 | 0.04206 | 158 | 125 | 26 | 7 |
1022 | He wins. | 1.2532 | 0.04009 | 158 | 123 | 30 | 5 |
1023 | Well, B.F. Skinner is not here, is he? | 1.2532 | 0.04109 | 158 | 124 | 28 | 6 |
1024 | A little gene-splicing – and he's already way ahead of you. | 1.2532 | 0.04300 | 158 | 126 | 24 | 8 |
1025 | Shows initiative. Failed to find the cheese. | 1.2532 | 0.04109 | 158 | 124 | 28 | 6 |
1026 | We're going to need a harder maze. | 1.2532 | 0.03585 | 158 | 124 | 30 | 4 |
1027 | So that's what happens when you give a mouse an Amazon Prime account!" | 1.2532 | 0.04300 | 158 | 126 | 24 | 8 |
1028 | I read 70% of published results weren’t reproducible. | 1.2532 | 0.03803 | 158 | 121 | 34 | 3 |
1029 | They were bred for the space program. | 1.2532 | 0.04109 | 158 | 124 | 28 | 6 |
1030 | Meh, not so impressive. The previous specimen had Amazon Fresh deliver it right to him. | 1.2532 | 0.04009 | 158 | 123 | 30 | 5 |
1031 | Gee whiz - Why didn't we think of that? | 1.2532 | 0.04206 | 158 | 125 | 26 | 7 |
1032 | Red Bull is now underwriting the study. | 1.2532 | 0.03907 | 158 | 122 | 32 | 4 |
1033 | Greatest leap in mouse tech, and he still just wants the cheese. | 1.2517 | 0.04300 | 147 | 116 | 25 | 6 |
1034 | Subject #007 lives up to his name, I see. | 1.2516 | 0.03675 | 159 | 121 | 36 | 2 |
1035 | I told you we shouldn't have shown them Mission Impossible | 1.2516 | 0.03782 | 159 | 122 | 34 | 3 |
1036 | It seems she is aware of our status change from College to University. | 1.2516 | 0.03987 | 159 | 124 | 30 | 5 |
1037 | We may be witnessing the origin story of the next Marvel comics superhero. | 1.2516 | 0.03987 | 159 | 124 | 30 | 5 |
1038 | He's rejected the cheese, but seems to be eyeing the liquor cabinet. | 1.2516 | 0.04182 | 159 | 126 | 26 | 7 |
1039 | I thought you gave him the jet pack. | 1.2516 | 0.03987 | 159 | 124 | 30 | 5 |
1040 | Don't be offended, but I've always been attracted to black women | 1.2516 | 0.04276 | 159 | 127 | 24 | 8 |
1041 | Guess that settles its fight for flight response. | 1.2500 | 0.04130 | 156 | 123 | 27 | 6 |
1042 | call the cat in here... | 1.2500 | 0.04381 | 148 | 118 | 23 | 7 |
1043 | This gives new meaning to Rat Pack. | 1.2500 | 0.04029 | 156 | 122 | 29 | 5 |
1044 | But then, it’s failing to complete the maze. | 1.2500 | 0.03880 | 144 | 110 | 32 | 2 |
1045 | Same dose as the other rats, except this ones got style. | 1.2500 | 0.03925 | 156 | 121 | 31 | 4 |
1046 | The pepperjack seems to have the biggest kick. | 1.2500 | 0.04029 | 156 | 122 | 29 | 5 |
1047 | They're not THAT smart. They still can't figure out the afterburner. Don't look at the ceiling if you have a weak stomach. | 1.2500 | 0.04229 | 156 | 124 | 25 | 7 |
1048 | Just wait until he tries to go over water. | 1.2500 | 0.04029 | 156 | 122 | 29 | 5 |
1049 | Should we tell him this won't get him the participation compensation? | 1.2500 | 0.03818 | 156 | 120 | 33 | 3 |
1050 | I’m getting a real ‘Flowers for Algernon’ vibe here. You know, ‘Flowers for Algernon?’ ‘Ignorance is bliss?’ 1959 short story by Daniel Keyes? Jesus, Gloria, read a fucking book. | 1.2500 | 0.04397 | 136 | 107 | 24 | 5 |
1051 | Is it just me, or do you get the impression we're underestimating their cognitive skills? | 1.2500 | 0.04229 | 156 | 124 | 25 | 7 |
1052 | We need to develop a retirement plan. | 1.2500 | 0.03925 | 156 | 121 | 31 | 4 |
1053 | Well, so much for pavlovian conditioning. I think she made the labyrinth irrelevant. | 1.2500 | 0.04080 | 156 | 125 | 24 | 7 |
1054 | He asked to see our cross-platform promotion strategy first. | 1.2500 | 0.01732 | 156 | 126 | 29 | 1 |
1055 | Of course, he's outgrown his maze; I told you the reward was too generous. | 1.2500 | 0.04029 | 156 | 122 | 29 | 5 |
1056 | I think we're going to need higher walls. | 1.2500 | 0.04029 | 156 | 122 | 29 | 5 |
1057 | You wanted the other kind of pack rat? | 1.2500 | 0.03708 | 156 | 119 | 35 | 2 |
1058 | We really need to stop buying rats from Richard Branson | 1.2500 | 0.03925 | 156 | 121 | 31 | 4 |
1059 | He's training to be the mascot for the Space Force | 1.2500 | 0.04130 | 156 | 123 | 27 | 6 |
1060 | There seems to be an issue with the maze. | 1.2500 | 0.04573 | 128 | 101 | 22 | 5 |
1061 | First I take your cheese, then I take your research grant! | 1.2500 | 0.04421 | 156 | 126 | 21 | 9 |
1062 | I hate smart ass mice! | 1.2500 | 0.04229 | 156 | 124 | 25 | 7 |
1063 | I guess we should make the next maze a little harder. | 1.2500 | 0.04130 | 156 | 123 | 27 | 6 |
1064 | Evolution just took a flying leap. | 1.2500 | 0.04229 | 156 | 124 | 25 | 7 |
1065 | They were promised cheese; what did you expect? | 1.2500 | 0.04029 | 156 | 122 | 29 | 5 |
1066 | Don't tell the boss about this. If she finds out how smart this rat is, there go our jobs. | 1.2500 | 0.04326 | 156 | 125 | 23 | 8 |
1067 | He said with just a little more funding, he can get it out of the prototype stage. | 1.2500 | 0.04229 | 156 | 124 | 25 | 7 |
1068 | It's not his first rodeo. | 1.2500 | 0.04130 | 156 | 123 | 27 | 6 |
1069 | That’s one small step for a mouse, one giant leap for mousekind. | 1.2500 | 0.04029 | 156 | 122 | 29 | 5 |
1070 | It's not the vertical mouse I asked for. | 1.2500 | 0.03033 | 156 | 126 | 26 | 4 |
1071 | He will attempt to cure cancer next. | 1.2500 | 0.04130 | 156 | 123 | 27 | 6 |
1072 | Our next grant application is to NASA | 1.2500 | 0.04229 | 156 | 124 | 25 | 7 |
1073 | Rough day, huh? | 1.2483 | 0.04213 | 145 | 114 | 26 | 5 |
1074 | If this succeeds it could really kill the maze business! | 1.2483 | 0.04098 | 145 | 113 | 28 | 4 |
1075 | I certainly hope it isn't from the control group. | 1.2483 | 0.04213 | 145 | 114 | 26 | 5 |
1076 | Do you think the report should at least footnote that we reduced the jet thrust? | 1.2483 | 0.04213 | 145 | 114 | 26 | 5 |
1077 | I thought I warned you about buying rats from 5-star restaurants | 1.2483 | 0.04325 | 145 | 115 | 24 | 6 |
1078 | I try to ignore him but he just keeps mocking me. | 1.2483 | 0.04213 | 145 | 114 | 26 | 5 |
1079 | Who gave him the helmet? | 1.2483 | 0.04098 | 145 | 113 | 28 | 4 |
1080 | Go get the Parmesan. Wait, no...the Parmigiano-Reggiano. | 1.2483 | 0.04435 | 145 | 116 | 22 | 7 |
1081 | Ok, now that we’ve successfully trained a rat to use a jet pack, tell me again how this will benefit man-kind? | 1.2483 | 0.04541 | 145 | 117 | 20 | 8 |
1082 | Ok, let's stop here and talk to the dolphins first. | 1.2483 | 0.04325 | 145 | 115 | 24 | 6 |
1083 | At the Jet Propulsion Lab they learned about grilled cheese. | 1.2483 | 0.04213 | 145 | 114 | 26 | 5 |
1084 | Quick, get the copyright on "jet-pack-lab-rat"... | 1.2483 | 0.03979 | 145 | 112 | 30 | 3 |
1085 | That's 'cause he used to handle deliveries for Amazon. | 1.2483 | 0.04325 | 145 | 115 | 24 | 6 |
1086 | Despite our efforts to disrupt it, their jet propulsion program has reached beta testing. | 1.2483 | 0.04325 | 145 | 115 | 24 | 6 |
1087 | This adds a third dimension to our study. I’ll fix the spreadsheet. | 1.2483 | 0.03857 | 145 | 111 | 32 | 2 |
1088 | He's bending the rules. But you have to admit, he's progressing quite rapidly. | 1.2483 | 0.03857 | 145 | 111 | 32 | 2 |
1089 | He makes a delicious queso | 1.2483 | 0.04213 | 145 | 114 | 26 | 5 |
1090 | They’ve evolved. | 1.2483 | 0.03857 | 145 | 111 | 32 | 2 |
1091 | Looks like Bob read "Who Moved My Cheese" to the mice again last night. | 1.2483 | 0.04325 | 145 | 115 | 24 | 6 |
1092 | Trump wants to weaponize Pizza Rat. | 1.2483 | 0.04098 | 145 | 113 | 28 | 4 |
1093 | Suicidal. Lactose and gluten intolerant. | 1.2483 | 0.03979 | 145 | 117 | 22 | 6 |
1094 | What's the reward now? | 1.2483 | 0.04213 | 145 | 114 | 26 | 5 |
1095 | Do you think that's cheating? | 1.2483 | 0.04098 | 145 | 113 | 28 | 4 |
1096 | We are similar species after all, it was just a matter of time. | 1.2483 | 0.04213 | 145 | 114 | 26 | 5 |
1097 | He’s only hurting himself by cheating.. | 1.2483 | 0.04213 | 145 | 114 | 26 | 5 |
1098 | The Institutional Review Board has requested more information about our research protocol." | 1.2483 | 0.04098 | 145 | 113 | 28 | 4 |
1099 | It proves there is hope for advancing Trump’s decision making skills, as long as he likes cheese. | 1.2483 | 0.04213 | 145 | 114 | 26 | 5 |
1100 | Aw, too bad. I like it when we stump ‘em. | 1.2483 | 0.04213 | 145 | 114 | 26 | 5 |
1101 | ‘Its only a small step sir’ | 1.2468 | 0.03833 | 154 | 119 | 32 | 3 |
1102 | Yes it is cheating, but look at him fly! | 1.2468 | 0.03833 | 154 | 119 | 32 | 3 |
1103 | I didn't know that he was one of the three blind ones. | 1.2468 | 0.04049 | 154 | 121 | 28 | 5 |
1104 | There's our proof. IQ testing is necessary. All mice are not created equal. | 1.2468 | 0.03721 | 154 | 118 | 34 | 2 |
1105 | Can't we please just give him the cheese? | 1.2468 | 0.03943 | 154 | 120 | 30 | 4 |
1106 | Now he wants his own Youtube channel | 1.2468 | 0.04049 | 154 | 121 | 28 | 5 |
1107 | Is that a Tesla logo? | 1.2468 | 0.04253 | 154 | 123 | 24 | 7 |
1108 | There’s one way to beat the rat race. | 1.2468 | 0.04049 | 154 | 121 | 28 | 5 |
1109 | The cheese is to fly for | 1.2468 | 0.04152 | 154 | 122 | 26 | 6 |
1110 | Did you download the GPS app into the helmet? | 1.2468 | 0.04049 | 154 | 121 | 28 | 5 |
1111 | We have to stop letting the undergrads design our experiments. | 1.2468 | 0.03833 | 154 | 119 | 32 | 3 |
1112 | They did demand a double blind study! | 1.2468 | 0.03943 | 154 | 120 | 30 | 4 |
1113 | Another project funded by the Pentagon? | 1.2468 | 0.04049 | 154 | 121 | 28 | 5 |
1114 | Now that he easily solved it, he thinks he's the big cheese. | 1.2468 | 0.04049 | 154 | 121 | 28 | 5 |
1115 | Where’d she get the helmet? | 1.2468 | 0.04049 | 154 | 121 | 28 | 5 |
1116 | Well I think she’s disqualified. | 1.2468 | 0.04049 | 154 | 121 | 28 | 5 |
1117 | No! Don’t tell the boss...the little guy has earned it. | 1.2468 | 0.03943 | 154 | 120 | 30 | 4 |
1118 | He says one more cheese maze and he'll vaporize us. | 1.2468 | 0.03943 | 154 | 120 | 30 | 4 |
1119 | Do you think we have gone a bit too far with our behavioral testing? | 1.2468 | 0.03943 | 154 | 120 | 30 | 4 |
1120 | I can't wait to see what happens when we double the dose of this new drug. | 1.2468 | 0.04152 | 154 | 122 | 26 | 6 |
1121 | I told you using the Gouda would make a difference | 1.2468 | 0.03721 | 154 | 118 | 34 | 2 |
1122 | I blame the Millennials. | 1.2468 | 0.03943 | 154 | 120 | 30 | 4 |
1123 | Are you sure you put the L.S.D. in HIS water? | 1.2468 | 0.03996 | 154 | 123 | 25 | 6 |
1124 | I suspect, they were only doing it because it meant so much to us. | 1.2467 | 0.04116 | 150 | 118 | 27 | 5 |
1125 | Well, sure, if he's going to cheat. | 1.2467 | 0.04116 | 150 | 118 | 27 | 5 |
1126 | I figured a dose of cocaine that size would have killed him. But instead he became, like, insanely tight. | 1.2467 | 0.04224 | 150 | 119 | 25 | 6 |
1127 | My mistake, I thought management said to research autono-MOUSE drones. | 1.2467 | 0.03893 | 150 | 116 | 31 | 3 |
1128 | He's cheated before. | 1.2467 | 0.04530 | 150 | 122 | 19 | 9 |
1129 | Still think STEM is right for you? | 1.2467 | 0.04116 | 150 | 118 | 27 | 5 |
1130 | Interesting. | 1.2467 | 0.04224 | 150 | 119 | 25 | 6 |
1131 | He's certainly got better funding that we do. | 1.2450 | 0.04092 | 151 | 119 | 27 | 5 |
1132 | Our critics are going to have a tough time reproducing the research data on this one. | 1.2450 | 0.03983 | 151 | 118 | 29 | 4 |
1133 | Maybe we shouldn't have used the mice from Mensa! | 1.2450 | 0.04092 | 151 | 119 | 27 | 5 |
1134 | What? You told me to think outside of the box! | 1.2450 | 0.03871 | 151 | 117 | 31 | 3 |
1135 | The control group is using hang gliders." | 1.2450 | 0.04092 | 151 | 119 | 27 | 5 |
1136 | Holy shit. Dad is gonna kill us. | 1.2450 | 0.04303 | 151 | 121 | 23 | 7 |
1137 | And he's selling our cheese | 1.2450 | 0.04303 | 151 | 121 | 23 | 7 |
1138 | Do you think he'll like that cheese? | 1.2450 | 0.04199 | 151 | 120 | 25 | 6 |
1139 | I guess we need a code for "jet-packed" now. | 1.2450 | 0.03983 | 151 | 123 | 21 | 7 |
1140 | Note that when it comes to cheese, Buzz is highly motivated. | 1.2450 | 0.03983 | 151 | 118 | 29 | 4 |
1141 | Did you use the good cheese again? | 1.2450 | 0.03813 | 151 | 119 | 28 | 4 |
1142 | We need to invent a better maze for this one. | 1.2450 | 0.03927 | 151 | 120 | 26 | 5 |
1143 | Not to mention we'll need a better trap. | 1.2450 | 0.04199 | 151 | 120 | 25 | 6 |
1144 | I think he was expecting a mild Brie. | 1.2450 | 0.02891 | 151 | 122 | 26 | 3 |
1145 | Yeah the human race is doomed, but on the plus side his results are off the charts | 1.2450 | 0.03112 | 151 | 121 | 27 | 3 |
1146 | He's part of the control group that includes pepperoni. | 1.2450 | 0.04199 | 151 | 120 | 25 | 6 |
1147 | They’re getting tired of the daily rind. | 1.2450 | 0.04092 | 151 | 119 | 27 | 5 |
1148 | Amazing difference using green cheese. | 1.2450 | 0.02734 | 151 | 121 | 28 | 2 |
1149 | Letting him watch every episode of Pinky and the Brain seems to have paid off | 1.2450 | 0.04404 | 151 | 122 | 21 | 8 |
1150 | Let’s put him in a cancer study. | 1.2450 | 0.04303 | 151 | 121 | 23 | 7 |
1151 | Do you remember when flubber was the state of the art? | 1.2450 | 0.03755 | 151 | 116 | 33 | 2 |
1152 | Algernon always was an overachiever. | 1.2450 | 0.03871 | 151 | 117 | 31 | 3 |
1153 | This is always the easy part. He now has 15 seconds complete the raclette stage. | 1.2450 | 0.04092 | 151 | 119 | 27 | 5 |
1154 | Do you think they will still say the findings aren't generalizable? | 1.2450 | 0.03983 | 151 | 118 | 29 | 4 |
1155 | This rodent is pure Evel! | 1.2450 | 0.04303 | 151 | 121 | 23 | 7 |
1156 | Lining their nests with that Asimov novel is skewing our data | 1.2450 | 0.04199 | 151 | 120 | 25 | 6 |
1157 | You ever think how, in a way, we're all just working to get that cheddar? | 1.2450 | 0.04303 | 151 | 121 | 23 | 7 |
1158 | Sometimes you're the cheese and sometimes you're the rat. | 1.2450 | 0.03983 | 151 | 118 | 29 | 4 |
1159 | The interns call him Elon Muskrat. | 1.2449 | 0.03932 | 147 | 114 | 30 | 3 |
1160 | If he was really smart, he'd use it to fly outta here. | 1.2444 | 0.04394 | 135 | 107 | 23 | 5 |
1161 | The last one headed straight for the moon. Go figure. | 1.2434 | 0.03554 | 152 | 128 | 16 | 8 |
1162 | I guess there is such a thing as too much funding. | 1.2434 | 0.03848 | 152 | 118 | 31 | 3 |
1163 | That one's Elon Muskrat. | 1.2416 | 0.04222 | 149 | 119 | 24 | 6 |
1164 | What hath God rat | 1.2416 | 0.04057 | 149 | 120 | 23 | 6 |
1165 | I raised the dosage of Adderall for this one | 1.2416 | 0.04328 | 149 | 120 | 22 | 7 |
1166 | I think we should just give him our job and call it a day. | 1.2416 | 0.04001 | 149 | 117 | 28 | 4 |
1167 | I told you we shouldn't let him get deliveries from Amazon. | 1.2416 | 0.03886 | 149 | 116 | 30 | 3 |
1168 | Want to go back to my place? | 1.2416 | 0.04001 | 149 | 117 | 28 | 4 |
1169 | I told you we should've set some ground rules. | 1.2416 | 0.04001 | 149 | 117 | 28 | 4 |
1170 | We exclude the outliers. | 1.2416 | 0.03707 | 149 | 122 | 21 | 6 |
1171 | Apparently, he was too stupid to figure it out. | 1.2416 | 0.04113 | 149 | 118 | 26 | 5 |
1172 | Does that mean it's technically a bat? | 1.2416 | 0.04222 | 149 | 119 | 24 | 6 |
1173 | After his bankruptcies, fraudulent charity, fraudulent university, and a dozen sexual assault accusations, this looks acceptable. | 1.2416 | 0.04001 | 149 | 117 | 28 | 4 |
1174 | Don’t forget, we’re calculating rat intelligence with a truncated mean, discarding the high and low ends. So just ignore this little guy. | 1.2416 | 0.04113 | 149 | 118 | 26 | 5 |
1175 | Clever yes, but the rat didn't learn the maze. | 1.2414 | 0.04407 | 145 | 117 | 21 | 7 |
1176 | Let's just count that one as experimental error. | 1.2414 | 0.04407 | 145 | 117 | 21 | 7 |
1177 | Maybe we underestimated his intelligence. | 1.2414 | 0.03887 | 145 | 115 | 26 | 4 |
1178 | You mean the drugs were supposed to be for the mice? | 1.2414 | 0.04068 | 145 | 114 | 27 | 4 |
1179 | I told you NOT to use rats from New York City,...the "rat race" takes on a whole new meaning there. | 1.2414 | 0.04068 | 145 | 114 | 27 | 4 |
1180 | R&D is doing well I see? | 1.2414 | 0.04184 | 145 | 115 | 25 | 5 |
1181 | He has the technology, but SHOULD he have the technology. | 1.2414 | 0.04068 | 145 | 114 | 27 | 4 |
1182 | Do you think the mouse would mind if I ate the cheese? I skipped lunch today... | 1.2414 | 0.03948 | 145 | 113 | 29 | 3 |
1183 | I didn't give it to him. I thought you gave it to him. | 1.2414 | 0.04068 | 145 | 114 | 27 | 4 |
1184 | Tweet the President: Space Corps passed first test. | 1.2414 | 0.04407 | 145 | 117 | 21 | 7 |
1185 | Well, he did after all solve the problem | 1.2414 | 0.04068 | 145 | 114 | 27 | 4 |
1186 | I guess our work is done? | 1.2414 | 0.04184 | 145 | 115 | 25 | 5 |
1187 | It’s the complete lack of respect for old school that hurts the most. | 1.2414 | 0.04068 | 145 | 114 | 27 | 4 |
1188 | That has to be my late husband—his kind of trick for sure. | 1.2414 | 0.03948 | 145 | 113 | 29 | 3 |
1189 | Looks like the treatment worked. | 1.2414 | 0.03498 | 145 | 117 | 24 | 4 |
1190 | I'm not surprised. We had him pegged as a high flier early on. | 1.2406 | 0.04154 | 133 | 109 | 18 | 6 |
1191 | You've been dating that engineer again, haven't you? | 1.2403 | 0.04640 | 129 | 104 | 19 | 6 |
1192 | Um, these results are going to be difficult to reproduce. | 1.2397 | 0.04043 | 146 | 115 | 27 | 4 |
1193 | Despite all his rage, he is still just a rat in a maze." | 1.2397 | 0.04271 | 146 | 117 | 23 | 6 |
1194 | Algernon seems to be making great strides! | 1.2397 | 0.04159 | 146 | 116 | 25 | 5 |
1195 | He's on loan from the jet propulsion lab. | 1.2397 | 0.04271 | 146 | 117 | 23 | 6 |
1196 | Who studies behaviour any more anyway? | 1.2397 | 0.04159 | 146 | 116 | 25 | 5 |
1197 | Given that she designed and built her own jet pack, her ability to learn and navigate the maze seems like a profound misallocation of resources. | 1.2397 | 0.04159 | 146 | 116 | 25 | 5 |
1198 | I think he has claustrophobia | 1.2394 | 0.04232 | 142 | 113 | 24 | 5 |
1199 | So much for training him to run the maze. | 1.2394 | 0.04462 | 142 | 115 | 20 | 7 |
1200 | Well, no more denying; the time has come to upgrade our lab equipment. | 1.2394 | 0.04112 | 142 | 112 | 26 | 4 |
1201 | OSHA compliance overseer. He’ll be out of here soon enough. | 1.2394 | 0.04348 | 142 | 114 | 22 | 6 |
1202 | Biology 101, question your assumptions. | 1.2394 | 0.04348 | 142 | 114 | 22 | 6 |
1203 | We are all very proud of the creativity young Rodney shows in some of his maze runs; but you must make sure he stays below the walls. | 1.2394 | 0.02724 | 142 | 115 | 25 | 2 |
1204 | Which supplement did he get?" | 1.2385 | 0.04057 | 130 | 101 | 27 | 2 |
1205 | PETA insists the corners must be rounded. | 1.2378 | 0.04321 | 143 | 115 | 22 | 6 |
1206 | I don't like cheese , bitch. | 1.2378 | 0.04321 | 143 | 115 | 22 | 6 |
1207 | What?! No! I thought YOU built that thing for him! | 1.2366 | 0.04174 | 131 | 103 | 25 | 3 |
1208 | It's safe to say the intelligence drug has an effect. | 1.2366 | 0.04446 | 131 | 105 | 21 | 5 |
1209 | Is that the overachiever? | 1.2366 | 0.04174 | 131 | 103 | 25 | 3 |
1210 | That's one giant leap for Mickey, but sadly, the end of our maze experiments. | 1.2361 | 0.04180 | 144 | 115 | 24 | 5 |
1211 | I’ll let you be lead author on the journal paper. | 1.2361 | 0.04180 | 144 | 115 | 24 | 5 |
1212 | He’s a transfer from the MIT lab. | 1.2361 | 0.03940 | 144 | 113 | 28 | 3 |
1213 | Okay, I guess we’d better make the maze harder. | 1.2361 | 0.04294 | 144 | 116 | 22 | 6 |
1214 | From our experiments, we've concluded that jetpacks are an effective way of getting cheese | 1.2361 | 0.03940 | 144 | 113 | 28 | 3 |
1215 | Quite frankly, I don’t know if I’ve ever witnessed a better laid scheme. | 1.2361 | 0.03940 | 144 | 113 | 28 | 3 |
1216 | Year of the rat? 2020 is year of the gear of the rat. | 1.2361 | 0.04180 | 144 | 115 | 24 | 5 |
1217 | These rats are from the upper east side, let's use brie. | 1.2361 | 0.03751 | 144 | 114 | 27 | 3 |
1218 | Kill them all. Destroy your notes. The world must never know. | 1.2361 | 0.04121 | 144 | 122 | 13 | 9 |
1219 | I think subject 5 has outgrown the maze. | 1.2361 | 0.03940 | 144 | 113 | 28 | 3 |
1220 | These NASA Rats cut straight to the cheese. | 1.2361 | 0.04180 | 144 | 115 | 24 | 5 |
1221 | I feel like one of the Three Blind Mice. | 1.2361 | 0.04406 | 144 | 117 | 20 | 7 |
1222 | The Helmut was his idea. | 1.2361 | 0.04621 | 144 | 119 | 16 | 9 |
1223 | Apparently they're smarter than we thought they were. | 1.2361 | 0.04062 | 144 | 114 | 26 | 4 |
1224 | Well, I guess this proves your theory that when we take away their sense of smell the rat can adapt." | 1.2361 | 0.04062 | 144 | 114 | 26 | 4 |
1225 | It's not cheating; he's just thinking outside the box. | 1.2361 | 0.04180 | 144 | 115 | 24 | 5 |
1226 | If we could only get it to not melt the cheese when he lands | 1.2361 | 0.03815 | 144 | 112 | 30 | 2 |
1227 | What kind of cheese did you put in there? | 1.2361 | 0.04406 | 144 | 117 | 20 | 7 |
1228 | I wonder how the monkeys are doing | 1.2361 | 0.03940 | 144 | 113 | 28 | 3 |
1229 | It says to put a farmers wife at the end of the maze. | 1.2361 | 0.04515 | 144 | 118 | 18 | 8 |
1230 | They go a little crazy for the Boursin | 1.2361 | 0.04515 | 144 | 118 | 18 | 8 |
1231 | Evolution, time to build a better mouse trap or find a new job. | 1.2361 | 0.04062 | 144 | 114 | 26 | 4 |
1232 | Cheating little rat! | 1.2361 | 0.04180 | 144 | 115 | 24 | 5 |
1233 | There's got to be an easier way to grill cheese. | 1.2361 | 0.04180 | 144 | 115 | 24 | 5 |
1234 | Smart? Smart! He hasn't even patented it yet! | 1.2361 | 0.03940 | 144 | 113 | 28 | 3 |
1235 | It's only a matter of time before he figures out drone delivery. | 1.2361 | 0.03940 | 144 | 113 | 28 | 3 |
1236 | Association doesn't mean causation. | 1.2361 | 0.04294 | 144 | 116 | 22 | 6 |
1237 | I think Karen has spent too much time watching the Jetsons during her breaks | 1.2361 | 0.04062 | 144 | 114 | 26 | 4 |
1238 | It's the prototype for a micro-delivery service to cat-free households. | 1.2361 | 0.04515 | 144 | 118 | 18 | 8 |
1239 | As you can see , mature male rat #007 draws inspiration from his namesake. | 1.2361 | 0.04180 | 144 | 115 | 24 | 5 |
1240 | I guess this will be a three blind study. | 1.2361 | 0.04180 | 144 | 115 | 24 | 5 |
1241 | Well, looks like our hypothesis about income inequality in this population is confirmed. | 1.2361 | 0.04180 | 144 | 115 | 24 | 5 |
1242 | You let him watch Star Wars didn't you? | 1.2361 | 0.03940 | 144 | 113 | 28 | 3 |
1243 | He locates the cheese in seconds ... he spends most of his time showing off for the female mice in cage 42. | 1.2361 | 0.04180 | 144 | 115 | 24 | 5 |
1244 | I'm afraid the experimental design makes no allowance for this level of adaptive behavior. | 1.2361 | 0.03940 | 144 | 113 | 28 | 3 |
1245 | Is this that "Rat Pack" people are always talking about? | 1.2361 | 0.04406 | 144 | 117 | 20 | 7 |
1246 | I blame climate change. | 1.2361 | 0.04180 | 144 | 115 | 24 | 5 |
1247 | He’s smart, but a total cheater. | 1.2361 | 0.04062 | 144 | 114 | 26 | 4 |
1248 | Pretty soon he’s going to want more than cheese. | 1.2361 | 0.04062 | 144 | 114 | 26 | 4 |
1249 | This may be how the keep getting in. | 1.2361 | 0.04406 | 144 | 117 | 20 | 7 |
1250 | This must be the one in Mensa. | 1.2361 | 0.04294 | 144 | 116 | 22 | 6 |
1251 | In 2020, mice did it. In 2016, pigs. | 1.2361 | 0.04294 | 144 | 116 | 22 | 6 |
1252 | Well, that is thinking out of the maze. | 1.2361 | 0.03815 | 144 | 112 | 30 | 2 |
1253 | His air-to-fuel mixture is way off. Rookie move! | 1.2361 | 0.04180 | 144 | 115 | 24 | 5 |
1254 | We might need to rethink our test parameters. | 1.2361 | 0.03940 | 144 | 113 | 28 | 3 |
1255 | Not funny, Ralph. Now take off that silly costume. | 1.2357 | 0.04254 | 140 | 112 | 23 | 5 |
1256 | I just feel like we’re hitting a wall with this study. | 1.2357 | 0.04254 | 140 | 112 | 23 | 5 |
1257 | Wow, that escalated quickly. | 1.2357 | 0.04373 | 140 | 113 | 21 | 6 |
1258 | We'll need a different intelligence test. | 1.2357 | 0.03875 | 140 | 109 | 29 | 2 |
1259 | What a shame, Rosco failed to run the course. I thought he had promise. | 1.2357 | 0.04254 | 140 | 112 | 23 | 5 |
1260 | This one took the placebo. | 1.2357 | 0.04254 | 140 | 112 | 23 | 5 |
1261 | I think they're catching on. | 1.2357 | 0.04132 | 140 | 111 | 25 | 4 |
1262 | We should never have implied that the moon is made of cheese. | 1.2357 | 0.04005 | 140 | 110 | 27 | 3 |
1263 | He goes by Elon Mouse. | 1.2357 | 0.03671 | 140 | 110 | 28 | 2 |
1264 | It’s a Federal government mouse. That explains its cheating. | 1.2357 | 0.04132 | 140 | 111 | 25 | 4 |
1265 | For energy level, just write “jet fuel”. | 1.2357 | 0.04254 | 140 | 112 | 23 | 5 |
1266 | We don’t award points for creativity. | 1.2357 | 0.04254 | 140 | 112 | 23 | 5 |
1267 | Why are you offended, Tina? I'm just trying to explain how a maze works. | 1.2357 | 0.04254 | 140 | 112 | 23 | 5 |
1268 | He says Elon Musk had better cheese. | 1.2357 | 0.04132 | 140 | 111 | 25 | 4 |
1269 | We injected this one with venture capital. | 1.2357 | 0.04254 | 140 | 112 | 23 | 5 |
1270 | The same mouse that could do this couldn't make its own cheese? | 1.2357 | 0.04005 | 140 | 110 | 27 | 3 |
1271 | This beats carrying a slice of pizza down subway stairs. | 1.2357 | 0.04489 | 140 | 114 | 19 | 7 |
1272 | Well, we didn't control for THIS variable... | 1.2357 | 0.04005 | 140 | 110 | 27 | 3 |
1273 | This one must be a Muskrat. | 1.2357 | 0.04602 | 140 | 115 | 17 | 8 |
1274 | These young mice are in such a hurry these days. | 1.2340 | 0.04346 | 141 | 114 | 21 | 6 |
1275 | CRISPR may be having unintended consequences... | 1.2340 | 0.04461 | 141 | 115 | 19 | 7 |
1276 | Stupid mouse. He's going to burn the cheese with his rocket pack. | 1.2340 | 0.03851 | 141 | 110 | 29 | 2 |
1277 | We need to let Amazon know that we have finished testing Ratpack pick up service. | 1.2340 | 0.04106 | 141 | 112 | 25 | 4 |
1278 | See what!? | 1.2340 | 0.04227 | 141 | 113 | 23 | 5 |
1279 | The Behavioral Research Lab just got awesome! | 1.2340 | 0.03851 | 141 | 110 | 29 | 2 |
1280 | 4.92 seconds - I win - take off your shirt. | 1.2340 | 0.04346 | 141 | 114 | 21 | 6 |
1281 | Algernon? | 1.2340 | 0.03980 | 141 | 111 | 27 | 3 |
1282 | Yea, but how does this improve his cognitive skills? | 1.2331 | 0.04386 | 133 | 107 | 21 | 5 |
1283 | Wait, it the goal to get the cheese or to get out of the maze? | 1.2331 | 0.04048 | 133 | 107 | 22 | 4 |
1284 | He keeps cheating! | 1.2331 | 0.04514 | 133 | 108 | 19 | 6 |
1285 | He's passed every test we've thrown at him | 1.2331 | 0.04118 | 133 | 105 | 25 | 3 |
1286 | I'm not sure how to grade this | 1.2331 | 0.04254 | 133 | 106 | 23 | 4 |
1287 | How do we measure his intelligence if he's going to cheat. | 1.2331 | 0.04639 | 133 | 109 | 17 | 7 |
1288 | Looks like we are finally able to prove that the cheese stands alone! | 1.2331 | 0.04254 | 133 | 106 | 23 | 4 |
1289 | Why didn’t we think of that? | 1.2331 | 0.04254 | 133 | 106 | 23 | 4 |
1290 | He's sponsored by Elon Musk. | 1.2331 | 0.04639 | 133 | 109 | 17 | 7 |
1291 | I still think this round of tests on the effects of GMO cheese are not 100% conclusive. | 1.2331 | 0.04254 | 133 | 106 | 23 | 4 |
1292 | I think Mr. Bezos will like these results. | 1.2331 | 0.04386 | 133 | 107 | 21 | 5 |
1293 | Give him an A++ for effort. | 1.2331 | 0.04514 | 133 | 108 | 19 | 6 |
1294 | Maybe we should go back to the Gen-X rats. These millennials don't like to follow the rules. | 1.2331 | 0.04760 | 133 | 110 | 15 | 8 |
1295 | Let's stop borrowing the engineering' department's rats. | 1.2313 | 0.03952 | 134 | 110 | 19 | 5 |
1296 | There are holes in your experiment. | 1.2308 | 0.04164 | 130 | 103 | 24 | 3 |
1297 | We’re going to need a peer review. | 1.2302 | 0.03864 | 139 | 109 | 28 | 2 |
1298 | This will take the replication crisis to a whole new level. | 1.2302 | 0.04125 | 139 | 111 | 24 | 4 |
1299 | Technology is not exactly killing behavioral psychology, but it sure is speeding up getting results. | 1.2302 | 0.03996 | 139 | 110 | 26 | 3 |
1300 | If he can navigate the labyrinthine bureaucracy of the next experiment, then I’m ready to put him in charge of the lab. | 1.2302 | 0.04249 | 139 | 112 | 22 | 5 |
1301 | I don't understand these Millennial mice. How is building a jetpack easier than just running the maze? | 1.2302 | 0.04370 | 139 | 113 | 20 | 6 |
1302 | The power of cheese stinking outside the box. | 1.2302 | 0.04714 | 139 | 116 | 14 | 9 |
1303 | We gotta up our game. | 1.2302 | 0.03996 | 139 | 110 | 26 | 3 |
1304 | Geeez, Marge, I think this one has gone and disqualified himself! | 1.2302 | 0.03864 | 139 | 109 | 28 | 2 |
1305 | Is this the one that went to MIT? | 1.2302 | 0.04125 | 139 | 111 | 24 | 4 |
1306 | One small step for mice, one giant leap for moon cheese | 1.2302 | 0.03996 | 139 | 110 | 26 | 3 |
1307 | The gene-spliced opposable thumb seems to have worked. | 1.2302 | 0.04249 | 139 | 112 | 22 | 5 |
1308 | Well, he did build that better mouse trap last time. | 1.2302 | 0.04125 | 139 | 111 | 24 | 4 |
1309 | He's going to want a nice Barolo with that. | 1.2302 | 0.03864 | 139 | 109 | 28 | 2 |
1310 | Yes, technically, he is cheating, but he did find the cheese in record time. | 1.2302 | 0.03584 | 139 | 107 | 32 | 0 |
1311 | Well, technically he found it fastest. | 1.2302 | 0.04125 | 139 | 111 | 24 | 4 |
1312 | Definitely not part of the placebo group. | 1.2302 | 0.03996 | 139 | 110 | 26 | 3 |
1313 | The economics of same day delivery just got a lot better. | 1.2302 | 0.04370 | 139 | 113 | 20 | 6 |
1314 | It doesn't change the fact that the scientific method requires a negative hypothesis. | 1.2302 | 0.03726 | 139 | 108 | 30 | 1 |
1315 | It appears the rats are gaining on the humans. | 1.2302 | 0.02463 | 139 | 113 | 25 | 1 |
1316 | Subject seems to have used other methods of solving the maze.. | 1.2302 | 0.04125 | 139 | 111 | 24 | 4 |
1317 | Subject exhibits remarkable improvement in attitude - not to mention altitude and airspeed. | 1.2302 | 0.04125 | 139 | 111 | 24 | 4 |
1318 | He tried a zip line. | 1.2302 | 0.03358 | 139 | 113 | 23 | 3 |
1319 | Truly, the cheese has been moved. | 1.2302 | 0.04249 | 139 | 112 | 22 | 5 |
1320 | I've only seen this behavior in seals before. | 1.2302 | 0.04249 | 139 | 112 | 22 | 5 |
1321 | So the space rats came in with their own equipment? | 1.2302 | 0.03726 | 139 | 113 | 22 | 4 |
1322 | That rat is off the charts. | 1.2302 | 0.02354 | 139 | 115 | 22 | 2 |
1323 | Well, he did say he was lactose intolerant. | 1.2302 | 0.04125 | 139 | 111 | 24 | 4 |
1324 | Did you put smart water in his bottle? | 1.2302 | 0.03864 | 139 | 109 | 28 | 2 |
1325 | I knew they were up to something when they asked for jet engine fuel. | 1.2302 | 0.03996 | 139 | 110 | 26 | 3 |
1326 | He's auditioning for the sequel: The Mouse That Soared | 1.2302 | 0.04125 | 139 | 111 | 24 | 4 |
1327 | Looks like he just joined the Jet Rat Pack | 1.2302 | 0.03996 | 139 | 110 | 26 | 3 |
1328 | We shouldn't have let him see that the cheese is plastic. | 1.2302 | 0.03996 | 139 | 110 | 26 | 3 |
1329 | Maybe we shouldn't have let them watch that episode of 'How It's Made'. | 1.2302 | 0.04125 | 139 | 111 | 24 | 4 |
1330 | Yeah it’s impressive but he’s ignoring the cheese. He’s heading toward the fridge. My lunch is in there, Linda. | 1.2302 | 0.03996 | 139 | 110 | 26 | 3 |
1331 | The test paradigm didn't cover this. | 1.2302 | 0.04488 | 139 | 114 | 18 | 7 |
1332 | I told you mouse is better than joystick... | 1.2302 | 0.04488 | 139 | 114 | 18 | 7 |
1333 | We just don't calculate for rapid technological leaps, do we? | 1.2302 | 0.04249 | 139 | 112 | 22 | 5 |
1334 | He has an unfair advantage. Should we kick him out? | 1.2302 | 0.04249 | 139 | 112 | 22 | 5 |
1335 | Now the others are whining they want one just like it. | 1.2302 | 0.04125 | 139 | 111 | 24 | 4 |
1336 | We should remember never to start the experiment with Elon Mouse. | 1.2302 | 0.04602 | 139 | 115 | 16 | 8 |
1337 | Seal the lab, now! | 1.2302 | 0.03996 | 139 | 110 | 26 | 3 |
1338 | M.I.T . Mouse | 1.2302 | 0.04249 | 139 | 112 | 22 | 5 |
1339 | Onto the human trials... | 1.2302 | 0.04488 | 139 | 114 | 18 | 7 |
1340 | Does he know what comes next?" | 1.2296 | 0.04132 | 135 | 110 | 20 | 5 |
1341 | The results are clear, your intelligence potion does not improve maze performance. | 1.2296 | 0.04198 | 135 | 108 | 23 | 4 |
1342 | I told you he was an over-a-cheeser. | 1.2296 | 0.04454 | 135 | 110 | 19 | 6 |
1343 | We're researchers, not referees - so what if they cheat? | 1.2296 | 0.04198 | 135 | 108 | 23 | 4 |
1344 | She knows how to get to it. The problem is she hates limburger. | 1.2296 | 0.04064 | 135 | 107 | 25 | 3 |
1345 | We may need to revise the grades beyond pass/fail. | 1.2296 | 0.04064 | 135 | 107 | 25 | 3 |
1346 | We made no progress on our cancer research but we did build this adorable jet pack | 1.2296 | 0.04064 | 135 | 107 | 25 | 3 |
1347 | | heard once you should dress | for the job you want and not | the job you have, so...” | 1.2279 | 0.04171 | 136 | 109 | 23 | 4 |
1348 | Can we go back to building better traps now? | 1.2279 | 0.03901 | 136 | 107 | 27 | 2 |
1349 | Watching Mandalorian has really affected this one. | 1.2279 | 0.04424 | 136 | 111 | 19 | 6 |
1350 | why do we always get the leftovers from NASA? | 1.2279 | 0.03901 | 136 | 107 | 27 | 2 |
1351 | This one thinks out of the box. | 1.2279 | 0.04038 | 136 | 108 | 25 | 3 |
1352 | It's on his bucket list. | 1.2279 | 0.04038 | 136 | 108 | 25 | 3 |
1353 | He's got a thing for smoked Swiss. | 1.2279 | 0.04038 | 136 | 108 | 25 | 3 |
1354 | Should I write this one down as risk aversion or risk-seeking behavior? | 1.2279 | 0.04038 | 136 | 108 | 25 | 3 |
1355 | Where did he find goggles that small? | 1.2279 | 0.04424 | 136 | 111 | 19 | 6 |
1356 | No wonder Mickey didn't want the job! | 1.2279 | 0.04424 | 136 | 111 | 19 | 6 |
1357 | Well, Bob did say to think outside the box. | 1.2279 | 0.04038 | 136 | 108 | 25 | 3 |
1358 | Now we know why Swiss cheese has holes | 1.2279 | 0.04171 | 136 | 109 | 23 | 4 |
1359 | I'm surprised the group with goggles is doing so well! | 1.2279 | 0.04038 | 136 | 108 | 25 | 3 |
1360 | Say what you will,but he remembered where to find the cheese. | 1.2279 | 0.03901 | 136 | 107 | 27 | 2 |
1361 | I told you that the independent variable shouldn’t have been Mythbusters | 1.2279 | 0.04171 | 136 | 109 | 23 | 4 |
1362 | We've lost control of our control group.” | 1.2279 | 0.04038 | 136 | 108 | 25 | 3 |
1363 | And that's just with half-dose. | 1.2279 | 0.04038 | 136 | 108 | 25 | 3 |
1364 | where did you say you got him from? | 1.2279 | 0.03901 | 136 | 107 | 27 | 2 |
1365 | Okay, no more French cheeses. | 1.2279 | 0.03901 | 136 | 107 | 27 | 2 |
1366 | Natural selection? | 1.2279 | 0.04424 | 136 | 111 | 19 | 6 |
1367 | She won’t even do the maze if it’s Brie. | 1.2279 | 0.04038 | 136 | 108 | 25 | 3 |
1368 | I think the brain study team will want to see this. | 1.2279 | 0.04171 | 136 | 109 | 23 | 4 |
1369 | Hmm, kinda makes me feel dumb. | 1.2279 | 0.03377 | 136 | 111 | 22 | 3 |
1370 | If you give a mouse ‘an introduction to thermodynamics’ | 1.2279 | 0.04038 | 136 | 108 | 25 | 3 |
1371 | They're learning. | 1.2279 | 0.04545 | 136 | 112 | 17 | 7 |
1372 | As long as this mouse doesn't explode, the Pfizer backpack should be ready for human trials. | 1.2279 | 0.04171 | 136 | 109 | 23 | 4 |
1373 | After a review of your subjects' test scores, we have to let you go. Not a simple maze completed. | 1.2279 | 0.04171 | 136 | 109 | 23 | 4 |
1374 | It is a new record, but he cheated! | 1.2279 | 0.04299 | 136 | 110 | 21 | 5 |
1375 | I'm not sure genetically enhanced rats was such a great idea! | 1.2279 | 0.04299 | 136 | 110 | 21 | 5 |
1376 | I knew we shouldn't have played Elton John during the study. | 1.2279 | 0.04038 | 136 | 108 | 25 | 3 |
1377 | I told you we shouldn’t use NASA’s leftover mice. | 1.2279 | 0.04171 | 136 | 109 | 23 | 4 |
1378 | I don't think we can allow them to play video games anymore | 1.2279 | 0.04299 | 136 | 110 | 21 | 5 |
1379 | His other startup bores the holes into the cheese. | 1.2279 | 0.04424 | 136 | 111 | 19 | 6 |
1380 | Do you still think the world will beat a path to our lab now? | 1.2279 | 0.04038 | 136 | 108 | 25 | 3 |
1381 | At least I am tenured. | 1.2279 | 0.03901 | 136 | 107 | 27 | 2 |
1382 | I see now why you named him ‘Elon.’ | 1.2279 | 0.04299 | 136 | 110 | 21 | 5 |
1383 | His resume claims he used to deliver packages for Amazon. | 1.2279 | 0.03901 | 136 | 107 | 27 | 2 |
1384 | It would appear that the key to Evolution is upgrading the cheese. | 1.2279 | 0.04424 | 136 | 111 | 19 | 6 |
1385 | At least we now know who has been stealing the lab's rocket fuel. | 1.2279 | 0.04038 | 136 | 108 | 25 | 3 |
1386 | I told you to make it more complicated. | 1.2276 | 0.04443 | 123 | 99 | 20 | 4 |
1387 | That must be Elon Musk-rat. | 1.2276 | 0.04443 | 123 | 99 | 20 | 4 |
1388 | It's an Elon Musk Rat. | 1.2276 | 0.04443 | 123 | 99 | 20 | 4 |
1389 | Well that's going to screw up the Bell Curve! | 1.2276 | 0.04291 | 123 | 98 | 22 | 3 |
1390 | Technically, it’s a disqualification. He should be going through the maze. | 1.2276 | 0.04291 | 123 | 98 | 22 | 3 |
1391 | It's the Amazon prototype we've been working on. | 1.2276 | 0.04591 | 123 | 100 | 18 | 5 |
1392 | I told you this would make him an asshole. It always does. | 1.2273 | 0.04637 | 132 | 109 | 16 | 7 |
1393 | Well, we have been hoping for some examples of innovation. | 1.2266 | 0.04032 | 128 | 101 | 25 | 2 |
1394 | We're going to need a bigger maze " | 1.2266 | 0.04327 | 128 | 103 | 21 | 4 |
1395 | Elon is thinking outside the maze again. | 1.2258 | 0.04557 | 124 | 101 | 18 | 5 |
1396 | I think we’re taking this 3 blind mice thing a little too seriously ! | 1.2248 | 0.04153 | 129 | 103 | 23 | 3 |
1397 | I see he's learned how to think outside the box. | 1.2248 | 0.04153 | 129 | 103 | 23 | 3 |
1398 | This is the one we fed in cannabis | 1.2248 | 0.04080 | 129 | 105 | 20 | 4 |
1399 | The force is strong with this one but he's really going to skew our results. | 1.2248 | 0.04153 | 129 | 103 | 23 | 3 |
1400 | The white one is demanding his GPS. | 1.2248 | 0.04296 | 129 | 104 | 21 | 4 |
1401 | We are testing a prototype for Amazon | 1.2248 | 0.04005 | 129 | 102 | 25 | 2 |
1402 | What are we smoking? | 1.2248 | 0.04827 | 129 | 108 | 13 | 8 |
1403 | No more mice from Elon Musk, okay? | 1.2248 | 0.04296 | 129 | 104 | 21 | 4 |
1404 | This will make Adderall worthless. | 1.2248 | 0.04570 | 129 | 106 | 17 | 6 |
1405 | Should we accept that the end justifies the means? | 1.2248 | 0.04435 | 129 | 105 | 19 | 5 |
1406 | I don't know. He seemed fine, then he just said "Fuck it" and walked out of the maze. | 1.2248 | 0.04570 | 129 | 106 | 17 | 6 |
1407 | He’s been watching The Big Bang Theory. | 1.2248 | 0.04005 | 129 | 102 | 25 | 2 |
1408 | Weird. That subject is from the control group. | 1.2248 | 0.04435 | 129 | 105 | 19 | 5 |
1409 | She actually came to us from Amazon's lab. | 1.2248 | 0.04005 | 129 | 102 | 25 | 2 |
1410 | I am surmising our experiment has been contaminated with the LSD trials. | 1.2248 | 0.04435 | 129 | 105 | 19 | 5 |
1411 | We didn't control for that | 1.2248 | 0.04153 | 129 | 103 | 23 | 3 |
1412 | Time to re-evaluate our hypothesis. | 1.2248 | 0.04296 | 129 | 104 | 21 | 4 |
1413 | We’ll, there’s nothing in the rule book that forbids it’s use. | 1.2248 | 0.04296 | 129 | 104 | 21 | 4 |
1414 | Now the question is, did intermittent fasting result in better brain function or is he just *really* hungry? | 1.2248 | 0.04296 | 129 | 104 | 21 | 4 |
1415 | We should probably dial back the Red Bull dosage. | 1.2248 | 0.04435 | 129 | 105 | 19 | 5 |
1416 | Too bad he's lactose intolerant. | 1.2248 | 0.04005 | 129 | 102 | 25 | 2 |
1417 | Now do you see why we call him "The Brain?" | 1.2248 | 0.04153 | 129 | 103 | 23 | 3 |
1418 | We need to find another source for animals other than NASA. | 1.2248 | 0.04296 | 129 | 104 | 21 | 4 |
1419 | This one’s been on a vegan diet for the past month. | 1.2241 | 0.04429 | 116 | 93 | 20 | 3 |
1420 | To the moon, Alice | 1.2239 | 0.03913 | 134 | 106 | 26 | 2 |
1421 | Enjoy your launch break. | 1.2239 | 0.04190 | 134 | 108 | 22 | 4 |
1422 | Janet, pass me my iPhone. This will go viral. | 1.2239 | 0.03913 | 134 | 106 | 26 | 2 |
1423 | His great, great grandfather was the pioneer mazer. Just let him fly, get his cheese, and leave it out of the report. | 1.2239 | 0.04054 | 134 | 107 | 24 | 3 |
1424 | He knows where the cheese is. He just wanted a faster way to get to it. | 1.2239 | 0.04190 | 134 | 108 | 22 | 4 |
1425 | I think our days here are numbered. | 1.2239 | 0.03767 | 134 | 105 | 28 | 1 |
1426 | You see? Circumvention is human nature. | 1.2239 | 0.04322 | 134 | 109 | 20 | 5 |
1427 | Ok, now let's put the roof on. | 1.2239 | 0.04190 | 134 | 108 | 22 | 4 |
1428 | Life, uh, finds a way. | 1.2239 | 0.04449 | 134 | 110 | 18 | 6 |
1429 | We need to pump the brakes on the Marvel movies. | 1.2239 | 0.04190 | 134 | 108 | 22 | 4 |
1430 | Did you use gruyere this time? | 1.2239 | 0.03913 | 134 | 106 | 26 | 2 |
1431 | Dairy intolerant I'm afraid. | 1.2239 | 0.04322 | 134 | 109 | 20 | 5 |
1432 | Dr. Bleetstein, this looks to be the sign of an elevated intellect. | 1.2239 | 0.03913 | 134 | 106 | 26 | 2 |
1433 | At least they get free healthcare out of these trials." | 1.2239 | 0.04322 | 134 | 109 | 20 | 5 |
1434 | I’m thinking Algernon just one-upped Charlie. | 1.2239 | 0.04054 | 134 | 107 | 24 | 3 |
1435 | This Millennial strain of rat seeks instant gratification. | 1.2239 | 0.03913 | 134 | 106 | 26 | 2 |
1436 | This one has a "Jetsons" disorder. | 1.2239 | 0.04322 | 134 | 109 | 20 | 5 |
1437 | It says the maze endowment ran out in 1974. | 1.2239 | 0.04054 | 134 | 107 | 24 | 3 |
1438 | Yeh....show me the cheese! | 1.2239 | 0.03913 | 134 | 106 | 26 | 2 |
1439 | Have the test subjects demonstrated any additional human-like capacities, such as for vengeance? | 1.2239 | 0.04054 | 134 | 107 | 24 | 3 |
1440 | Game changer! | 1.2239 | 0.04054 | 134 | 107 | 24 | 3 |
1441 | Now I see why you named him Elon Mouse. | 1.2239 | 0.04054 | 134 | 107 | 24 | 3 |
1442 | I just asked him if he had any other smart ideas. | 1.2239 | 0.04574 | 134 | 111 | 16 | 7 |
1443 | I think this one wants a scholarship" | 1.2239 | 0.03913 | 134 | 106 | 26 | 2 |
1444 | I guess that's one way to get the cheese... | 1.2239 | 0.03691 | 134 | 107 | 25 | 2 |
1445 | Well this is an unexpected finding | 1.2239 | 0.02402 | 134 | 110 | 23 | 1 |
1446 | Until he sticks that landing, we’ll never know if we succeeded in making him lactose intolerant. | 1.2239 | 0.04190 | 134 | 108 | 22 | 4 |
1447 | Call Malcom Gladwell. | 1.2239 | 0.04322 | 134 | 109 | 20 | 5 |
1448 | For the love of cheeses! | 1.2239 | 0.03767 | 134 | 105 | 28 | 1 |
1449 | Well, if nothing else, we've proven that necessity really is the mother of invention. | 1.2239 | 0.04322 | 134 | 109 | 20 | 5 |
1450 | This could be a new record. | 1.2239 | 0.04449 | 134 | 110 | 18 | 6 |
1451 | You can ignore outfliers. | 1.2239 | 0.04054 | 134 | 107 | 24 | 3 |
1452 | Okay fine, honey. I’m sorry I said your animal behavior research isn’t rocket science. | 1.2239 | 0.04190 | 134 | 108 | 22 | 4 |
1453 | Did you get these mice from NASA? | 1.2239 | 0.04054 | 134 | 107 | 24 | 3 |
1454 | What we get for accepting a NASA grant. | 1.2239 | 0.04190 | 134 | 108 | 22 | 4 |
1455 | This should boost our chances for that Amazon research grant. | 1.2239 | 0.04322 | 134 | 109 | 20 | 5 |
1456 | American? No thank you! | 1.2239 | 0.04122 | 134 | 110 | 19 | 5 |
1457 | I'll never accept funding from AARP again, | 1.2239 | 0.04054 | 134 | 107 | 24 | 3 |
1458 | Now that's REALLY thinking out of the maze | 1.2239 | 0.04695 | 134 | 112 | 14 | 8 |
1459 | It’s progress, but it’s no hoverboard. | 1.2239 | 0.03913 | 134 | 106 | 26 | 2 |
1460 | Not bad but how fast can he get to the cheese without the jet pack? | 1.2239 | 0.03023 | 134 | 108 | 25 | 1 |
1461 | You think he's ready for the next rat race? | 1.2239 | 0.04054 | 134 | 107 | 24 | 3 |
1462 | Do you see the glasses too? | 1.2239 | 0.04190 | 134 | 108 | 22 | 4 |
1463 | RatBond: “The Quantum of Cheddar”, I’ve written a great script. | 1.2239 | 0.03913 | 134 | 106 | 26 | 2 |
1464 | Get better cheese – she only took the wine. | 1.2239 | 0.04054 | 134 | 107 | 24 | 3 |
1465 | She says she’s Mouse;: Minnie Mouse. | 1.2239 | 0.04449 | 134 | 110 | 18 | 6 |
1466 | He says he ordered the whole charcuterie. | 1.2239 | 0.04054 | 134 | 107 | 24 | 3 |
1467 | Can we both agree to never mention this to the IRB? | 1.2231 | 0.04267 | 130 | 105 | 21 | 4 |
1468 | Those cheeseheads never play by the rules. | 1.2222 | 0.04719 | 117 | 96 | 16 | 5 |
1469 | What exactly did you put in the cheese? | 1.2214 | 0.04097 | 131 | 105 | 23 | 3 |
1470 | I blame You-Tube | 1.2214 | 0.04097 | 131 | 105 | 23 | 3 |
1471 | I didn't even know they made helmets that small. | 1.2214 | 0.03951 | 131 | 104 | 25 | 2 |
1472 | Didn't I say there'd be trouble if we let Peabody from Aeronautics recommend interns for us? | 1.2214 | 0.04238 | 131 | 106 | 21 | 4 |
1473 | When you give a mouse a cookie... | 1.2214 | 0.04374 | 131 | 107 | 19 | 5 |
1474 | Maybe we should have set some guidelines?" | 1.2214 | 0.03951 | 131 | 104 | 25 | 2 |
1475 | What did you expect? When you give a mouse venture capital... | 1.2214 | 0.03951 | 131 | 104 | 25 | 2 |
1476 | He keeps screwing up our statistics. | 1.2195 | 0.04248 | 123 | 99 | 21 | 3 |
1477 | This medication is worth a second look. I’m liking this side effect! | 1.2195 | 0.04088 | 123 | 98 | 23 | 2 |
1478 | And that's after only 1 week on steriods | 1.2195 | 0.04551 | 123 | 101 | 17 | 5 |
1479 | No worries, outliers are perfectly normal. | 1.2195 | 0.04402 | 123 | 100 | 19 | 4 |
1480 | These Millennial mice are too tech savvy. | 1.2195 | 0.04248 | 123 | 99 | 21 | 3 |
1481 | It was just a question of time, Marge. That’s what evolution is all about. | 1.2195 | 0.04402 | 123 | 100 | 19 | 4 |
1482 | This one appears to be leaving the Rat race in the dust | 1.2195 | 0.04088 | 123 | 98 | 23 | 2 |
1483 | Let's just put 'Results are inconclusive.' | 1.2195 | 0.04551 | 123 | 101 | 17 | 5 |
1484 | He said he's preparing for the rat race. | 1.2195 | 0.04402 | 123 | 100 | 19 | 4 |
1485 | Sharon and I broke up. I told her I needed some space. | 1.2171 | 0.04257 | 129 | 105 | 20 | 4 |
1486 | I think it's learned to "think outside the box". | 1.2171 | 0.03962 | 129 | 103 | 24 | 2 |
1487 | So does this mean we can go home now? | 1.2171 | 0.04533 | 129 | 107 | 16 | 6 |
1488 | Research shows that making the wall into a maze won't work either. | 1.2171 | 0.04112 | 129 | 104 | 22 | 3 |
1489 | I can retire now. They finally solved the maze. | 1.2171 | 0.04533 | 129 | 107 | 16 | 6 |
1490 | But he still didn’t actually memorize the maze, so he gets an F. That should discourage the others from cheating. | 1.2171 | 0.04397 | 129 | 106 | 18 | 5 |
1491 | The rat did really think outside the box | 1.2171 | 0.03806 | 129 | 102 | 26 | 1 |
1492 | next time we’ll see what the little fucker does when we put his ass in the dishwasher — try to MacGyver your way out of that one you little shit | 1.2171 | 0.04397 | 129 | 106 | 18 | 5 |
1493 | Better dial back the NZT. | 1.2171 | 0.03644 | 129 | 101 | 28 | 0 |
1494 | Andy Kaufman could have a field day with this. | 1.2171 | 0.04112 | 129 | 104 | 22 | 3 |
1495 | Rat pack" has a certain swing to it | 1.2171 | 0.03962 | 129 | 103 | 24 | 2 |
1496 | Now does he go for the Swiss or salvation? | 1.2171 | 0.03962 | 129 | 103 | 24 | 2 |
1497 | This is the one they call 'Elon Mouse' | 1.2171 | 0.03962 | 129 | 103 | 24 | 2 |
1498 | What are we doing wrong? Why can't they invent hoverboards? | 1.2171 | 0.04112 | 129 | 104 | 22 | 3 |
1499 | Told you. | 1.2171 | 0.03962 | 129 | 103 | 24 | 2 |
1500 | That proves his IQ is over 120. We can't use him in any other experiments. Put him back in the sewer. | 1.2171 | 0.04112 | 129 | 104 | 22 | 3 |
1501 | The scary part is his fleas told him how to make it. | 1.2171 | 0.04112 | 129 | 104 | 22 | 3 |
1502 | But is he really _thinking_ Dana, that's the question | 1.2171 | 0.04257 | 129 | 105 | 20 | 4 |
1503 | Nothing special, just a fight or flight response. | 1.2171 | 0.03962 | 129 | 103 | 24 | 2 |
1504 | He transferred from the aerospace program. | 1.2171 | 0.03962 | 129 | 103 | 24 | 2 |
1505 | We increased her research budget this quarter. | 1.2171 | 0.03644 | 129 | 101 | 28 | 0 |
1506 | This participant was funded by Elon Musk. | 1.2171 | 0.03962 | 129 | 103 | 24 | 2 |
1507 | That's so Gen Z, am I right? | 1.2171 | 0.04112 | 129 | 104 | 22 | 3 |
1508 | I told you to order the new mice from the Genetic Testing Lab, not the Jet Propulsion Lab. | 1.2171 | 0.04533 | 129 | 107 | 16 | 6 |
1509 | He's from Mouse Team 6? | 1.2171 | 0.03962 | 129 | 103 | 24 | 2 |
1510 | Think we'll have to penalize him for going off course. | 1.2171 | 0.03962 | 129 | 103 | 24 | 2 |
1511 | He can launch, but he can't cut the cheese. Not exactly amazing. | 1.2171 | 0.04112 | 129 | 104 | 22 | 3 |
1512 | Somehow he moved the cheese. I smell a rat! | 1.2171 | 0.03885 | 129 | 105 | 21 | 3 |
1513 | We didn't anticipate he'd invent the Rat Jet Pack | 1.2171 | 0.04112 | 129 | 104 | 22 | 3 |
1514 | The third time’s the cheese. | 1.2171 | 0.03806 | 129 | 102 | 26 | 1 |
1515 | I think he's the one that was gnawing on the Physics Textbook. | 1.2171 | 0.04257 | 129 | 105 | 20 | 4 |
1516 | Ras in crise | 1.2171 | 0.04257 | 129 | 105 | 20 | 4 |
1517 | You should never have named him Geronimo. | 1.2171 | 0.04533 | 129 | 107 | 16 | 6 |
1518 | You agreed to not give him an HOV lane | 1.2171 | 0.04257 | 129 | 105 | 20 | 4 |
1519 | So far he's the only one who thought outside the box! | 1.2171 | 0.04112 | 129 | 104 | 22 | 3 |
1520 | That's cheating - don't record it. | 1.2171 | 0.04397 | 129 | 106 | 18 | 5 |
1521 | Dock 2 points for recklessness and disregarding lab emissions requirements. | 1.2171 | 0.04257 | 129 | 105 | 20 | 4 |
1522 | I told you not to name him MacGyver. | 1.2171 | 0.04397 | 129 | 106 | 18 | 5 |
1523 | I have no answer for this. | 1.2171 | 0.04397 | 129 | 106 | 18 | 5 |
1524 | He’s part of the test group that watched Iron Man. | 1.2171 | 0.04257 | 129 | 105 | 20 | 4 |
1525 | Well, we are studying evolution, after all. | 1.2171 | 0.04397 | 129 | 106 | 18 | 5 |
1526 | Don't be too impressed. It's no flying car. | 1.2171 | 0.04397 | 129 | 106 | 18 | 5 |
1527 | The brain serum seems to work better since we added cheese to the equation. | 1.2171 | 0.04257 | 129 | 105 | 20 | 4 |
1528 | Maybe we shouldn't have used your weed-infused cheese? | 1.2160 | 0.04030 | 125 | 100 | 23 | 2 |
1529 | Darn it, | forgot the flag. | 1.2143 | 0.04728 | 126 | 106 | 13 | 7 |
1530 | I told him that this could be the game changer. Do you agre? | 1.2143 | 0.04001 | 126 | 101 | 23 | 2 |
1531 | Don't you think it would be better to start them at the OTHER end? | 1.2143 | 0.04157 | 126 | 102 | 21 | 3 |
1532 | Perhaps we should inform HR that Dimitrov and Natasha may have been telling the truth about the missing jet fuel. | 1.2143 | 0.03108 | 126 | 106 | 17 | 3 |
1533 | It’s unbelievable! I can’t believe he didn’t cite your 2016 paper on rocket propulsion. | 1.2143 | 0.04157 | 126 | 102 | 21 | 3 |
1534 | He always insists on doing cardio first. | 1.2143 | 0.04307 | 126 | 103 | 19 | 4 |
1535 | Well, we did hear he wants to transfer to the NASA testing lab. | 1.2143 | 0.04157 | 126 | 102 | 21 | 3 |
1536 | If we could only figure out how he got the funding | 1.2143 | 0.04452 | 126 | 104 | 17 | 5 |
1537 | I didn't realize what an incentive 20 year old cheddar would be. | 1.2143 | 0.04157 | 126 | 102 | 21 | 3 |
1538 | He’s been binge watching James Bond movies in his off hours. | 1.2143 | 0.04157 | 126 | 102 | 21 | 3 |
1539 | He’s thinking out of the box! | 1.2143 | 0.04452 | 126 | 104 | 17 | 5 |
1540 | Thinking outside of the box, I'd say | 1.2143 | 0.04307 | 126 | 103 | 19 | 4 |
1541 | He seems to be headed for the door. | 1.2143 | 0.04452 | 126 | 104 | 17 | 5 |
1542 | He's one of the ones we got from NASA... | 1.2143 | 0.04157 | 126 | 102 | 21 | 3 |
1543 | This VR Set can not fool me enough! | 1.2143 | 0.04001 | 126 | 101 | 23 | 2 |
1544 | Should we tell the pigeons? | 1.2143 | 0.03493 | 126 | 103 | 21 | 2 |
1545 | Yes, I'm sure you build great walls, but I just don't see how that will solve the problem... | 1.2143 | 0.04592 | 126 | 105 | 15 | 6 |
1546 | Maybe some crackers? | 1.2143 | 0.04157 | 126 | 102 | 21 | 3 |
1547 | These mice were smart to start with, but now it looks like they've gotten into technology. | 1.2143 | 0.04307 | 126 | 103 | 19 | 4 |
1548 | As impressive as that is, it kind of defeats the purpose. Don't you think?" | 1.2143 | 0.04592 | 126 | 105 | 15 | 6 |
1549 | Well he left the cheese. Who wants a sandwich? | 1.2143 | 0.04307 | 126 | 103 | 19 | 4 |
1550 | ‘We call this experiment A Few Good Mice and Men.” | 1.2143 | 0.04307 | 126 | 103 | 19 | 4 |
1551 | I think it might be time to update our design. | 1.2143 | 0.02419 | 126 | 103 | 23 | 0 |
1552 | He said he needed to have "the big picture". | 1.2143 | 0.04157 | 126 | 102 | 21 | 3 |
1553 | Whatever happened to our luddite rats? | 1.2143 | 0.04307 | 126 | 103 | 19 | 4 |
1554 | Marry me, and take me away from this rat race. | 1.2143 | 0.04001 | 126 | 101 | 23 | 2 |
1555 | Better send this one back to NASA. | 1.2143 | 0.04157 | 126 | 102 | 21 | 3 |
1556 | No, still no signs of flight shame. | 1.2143 | 0.04861 | 126 | 107 | 11 | 8 |
1557 | I was going to name him Elon Mouse-k, but it felt too on the nose. | 1.2143 | 0.04452 | 126 | 104 | 17 | 5 |
1558 | Have we tried cheddar yet? | 1.2143 | 0.04001 | 126 | 101 | 23 | 2 |
1559 | If our research is correct, it clearly shows Swiss cheese is brain food. | 1.2143 | 0.04728 | 126 | 106 | 13 | 7 |
1560 | You know, we got rid of natural selection a while back. | 1.2143 | 0.04452 | 126 | 104 | 17 | 5 |
1561 | In hindsight, we probably shouldn't have lined the cage with an Elon Musk essay. | 1.2143 | 0.04157 | 126 | 102 | 21 | 3 |
1562 | We got fooled again... | 1.2143 | 0.03839 | 126 | 100 | 25 | 1 |
1563 | There's nothing to explain once we label it as experimental error. | 1.2143 | 0.04307 | 126 | 103 | 19 | 4 |
1564 | And believe it or not, he's fueling it with cheese. | 1.2143 | 0.04001 | 126 | 101 | 23 | 2 |
1565 | He thinks he's here to be a contestant on "The Amazing Race". | 1.2143 | 0.04592 | 126 | 105 | 15 | 6 |
1566 | I think the jet pack is almost ready for Shark Tank! | 1.2143 | 0.03583 | 126 | 101 | 24 | 1 |
1567 | At least it's not using a drone. | 1.2143 | 0.04157 | 126 | 102 | 21 | 3 |
1568 | Well this is going to skew the data. Let's put a roof on the maze and start again. | 1.2143 | 0.03839 | 126 | 100 | 25 | 1 |
1569 | Did you grab one of the gene-editted ones? | 1.2143 | 0.04307 | 126 | 103 | 19 | 4 |
1570 | Martha, does my coat make me look frumpy? | 1.2143 | 0.04592 | 126 | 105 | 15 | 6 |
1571 | Generation Y, they were born with technology in their hands. | 1.2143 | 0.04157 | 126 | 102 | 21 | 3 |
1572 | This one is from the Upper East Side. | 1.2143 | 0.04001 | 126 | 101 | 23 | 2 |
1573 | Hmm...Not smart enough for the maze, but this they can do. | 1.2143 | 0.04592 | 126 | 105 | 15 | 6 |
1574 | We will throw this outlier data out. | 1.2143 | 0.04001 | 126 | 101 | 23 | 2 |
1575 | 'He sure has trained us." | 1.2143 | 0.04001 | 126 | 101 | 23 | 2 |
1576 | There’s nothing on the checklist for creative technology | 1.2143 | 0.04001 | 126 | 101 | 23 | 2 |
1577 | I agree he cheated but I am clueless about how to log this into our research results. Wait ... it's like HE is testing US! | 1.2143 | 0.04728 | 126 | 106 | 13 | 7 |
1578 | Fascinating. I did not see that coming. | 1.2143 | 0.04157 | 126 | 102 | 21 | 3 |
1579 | We're going to need a lot more cheese! | 1.2143 | 0.04592 | 126 | 105 | 15 | 6 |
1580 | I guess it is Limburger." | 1.2143 | 0.04001 | 126 | 101 | 23 | 2 |
1581 | Actually he knows how to solve the maze. The jump pack is just to make the fondue. | 1.2143 | 0.04452 | 126 | 104 | 17 | 5 |
1582 | He insists on diet and exercise. | 1.2143 | 0.03839 | 126 | 100 | 25 | 1 |
1583 | We may want to rethink those genetic modifications.... | 1.2143 | 0.03839 | 126 | 100 | 25 | 1 |
1584 | So that's what happened to the missing drone kit! | 1.2143 | 0.04307 | 126 | 103 | 19 | 4 |
1585 | Uh Houston, we’ve got a problem | 1.2124 | 0.04779 | 113 | 94 | 14 | 5 |
1586 | Sir, I think you may have misunderstood our courtesy shuttle system... | 1.2114 | 0.04203 | 123 | 100 | 20 | 3 |
1587 | Going down. | 1.2114 | 0.04358 | 123 | 101 | 18 | 4 |
1588 | Must have escaped from a different lab, don't you think? | 1.2114 | 0.04509 | 123 | 102 | 16 | 5 |
1589 | The corporate Rats seem to love Elon's new equipment. | 1.2114 | 0.04281 | 123 | 103 | 15 | 5 |
1590 | Naming him Elon Mousk was a mistake. | 1.2114 | 0.04203 | 123 | 100 | 20 | 3 |
1591 | "The smart ones focus on the journey not the designation." | 1.2114 | 0.04358 | 123 | 101 | 18 | 4 |
1592 | I guess naming him Orville was a good call | 1.2114 | 0.03873 | 123 | 98 | 24 | 1 |
1593 | Well, he did have to learn to use the jet-pack first. | 1.2114 | 0.03873 | 123 | 98 | 24 | 1 |
1594 | Hey, the test rats deliver the package 90.6% of the time...except when it’s cheese! | 1.2114 | 0.04203 | 123 | 100 | 20 | 3 |
1595 | Impressive. The assembly instructions are in pagalog. | 1.2114 | 0.04654 | 123 | 103 | 14 | 6 |
1596 | Hire the handicapped they said | 1.2114 | 0.04509 | 123 | 102 | 16 | 5 |
1597 | I told you not to put them next to the jetpacks. | 1.2114 | 0.04358 | 123 | 101 | 18 | 4 |
1598 | Does it illustrate a natural tendency towards creative problem solving or is it our artisanal cheese choice is too motivational? | 1.2114 | 0.03696 | 123 | 97 | 26 | 0 |
1599 | So, I guess we can leave early for lunch today? | 1.2114 | 0.04041 | 123 | 99 | 22 | 2 |
1600 | Yes, STEM really does work. | 1.2114 | 0.04203 | 123 | 100 | 20 | 3 |
1601 | This isn't publishable,is it? | 1.2114 | 0.03873 | 123 | 98 | 24 | 1 |
1602 | Doc, if i could suggest adding a roof to the design next time? | 1.2114 | 0.03873 | 123 | 98 | 24 | 1 |
1603 | I'm sure it's just a phase. | 1.2114 | 0.04358 | 123 | 101 | 18 | 4 |
1604 | Clearly, this is not her first rodeo. | 1.2114 | 0.04358 | 123 | 101 | 18 | 4 |
1605 | Look's like your dosage made him too smart for his own gouda. | 1.2114 | 0.04654 | 123 | 103 | 14 | 6 |
1606 | Darn Millenials. | 1.2114 | 0.04203 | 123 | 100 | 20 | 3 |
1607 | I guess this is the opposite of building a better mousetrap? | 1.2114 | 0.04041 | 123 | 99 | 22 | 2 |
1608 | Just think if our Elon applied himself to something constructive. | 1.2114 | 0.04654 | 123 | 103 | 14 | 6 |
1609 | We have to stop getting our mice from DARPA. | 1.2114 | 0.04041 | 123 | 99 | 22 | 2 |
1610 | I guess nicknaming him Elon Muskrat now seems pretty apropos. | 1.2114 | 0.03873 | 123 | 98 | 24 | 1 |
1611 | Yes, of course it skews the results. | 1.2114 | 0.03696 | 123 | 97 | 26 | 0 |
1612 | He's definitely the brightest one in his cohort. | 1.2114 | 0.04041 | 123 | 99 | 22 | 2 |
1613 | I left for five minutes, came back and this one was hovering over the cheese! | 1.2114 | 0.04041 | 123 | 99 | 22 | 2 |
1614 | Jokes on him. We didn't use real cheese" | 1.2114 | 0.04203 | 123 | 100 | 20 | 3 |
1615 | Everything evolves. | 1.2114 | 0.04041 | 123 | 99 | 22 | 2 |
1616 | On the plus side, it looks like your intelligence enhancing cheese is a success! | 1.2114 | 0.04203 | 123 | 100 | 20 | 3 |
1617 | He ordered it right after we took away his drone. | 1.2114 | 0.04509 | 123 | 102 | 16 | 5 |
1618 | Now we know how that equipment account got drained so quickly. | 1.2114 | 0.04358 | 123 | 101 | 18 | 4 |
1619 | You said you had blocked their access to Amazon. | 1.2114 | 0.04041 | 123 | 99 | 22 | 2 |
1620 | You say this one was sent over from NASA? | 1.2114 | 0.04041 | 123 | 99 | 22 | 2 |
1621 | This proves my theory that rats aren't afraid of heights. | 1.2114 | 0.02769 | 123 | 100 | 23 | 0 |
1622 | I don't care how advanced his discovery is, I still think it's cheating. | 1.2114 | 0.04203 | 123 | 100 | 20 | 3 |
1623 | I don't know if this is what he meant when he said, "double blind". | 1.2114 | 0.04358 | 123 | 101 | 18 | 4 |
1624 | Instead of aimless maze-running, he now uses a rocket suit and bills himself as Iron Mouse. | 1.2114 | 0.03696 | 123 | 102 | 18 | 3 |
1625 | Yes, but where did he fuel up? | 1.2114 | 0.03873 | 123 | 98 | 24 | 1 |
1626 | I think he's hovering near a solution. | 1.2114 | 0.04041 | 123 | 99 | 22 | 2 |
1627 | This mouse was donated by that actress in the college admissions scandal | 1.2114 | 0.04358 | 123 | 101 | 18 | 4 |
1628 | I think we have to accept that we've been outsmarted by a mouse. | 1.2114 | 0.03873 | 123 | 98 | 24 | 1 |
1629 | Perhaps it was emboldened by the Chinese Lunar Year of The Rat calendar on the wall. | 1.2114 | 0.04041 | 123 | 99 | 22 | 2 |
1630 | The rats from Google Labs are game changers. | 1.2114 | 0.04509 | 123 | 102 | 16 | 5 |
1631 | Well Linda, you said make the maze easier... | 1.2114 | 0.04041 | 123 | 99 | 22 | 2 |
1632 | Well, we could just fudge the data and say he built it himself. | 1.2114 | 0.04041 | 123 | 99 | 22 | 2 |
1633 | Perhaps we shouldn’t have named him’Elon’. | 1.2114 | 0.04203 | 123 | 100 | 20 | 3 |
1634 | How do I score THIS!? | 1.2114 | 0.04041 | 123 | 99 | 22 | 2 |
1635 | This one’s going above and beyond. | 1.2114 | 0.04041 | 123 | 99 | 22 | 2 |
1636 | Evolution. I guess... | 1.2114 | 0.04041 | 123 | 99 | 22 | 2 |
1637 | He just hovers over it, his Carbon Footprint is high but is cholesterol is low. | 1.2114 | 0.04358 | 123 | 101 | 18 | 4 |
1638 | I think you’ve come up with the right blend of ginkgo biloba to espresso. | 1.2114 | 0.04358 | 123 | 101 | 18 | 4 |
1639 | He actually already had a patent pending for the Rat Pack when I got here. | 1.2114 | 0.04041 | 123 | 99 | 22 | 2 |
1640 | It’s amazing what they can do with a water bottle, wheel, and cedar chips. | 1.2114 | 0.04358 | 123 | 101 | 18 | 4 |
1641 | We really should have thought out giving them access to Amazon Prime. | 1.2114 | 0.04041 | 123 | 99 | 22 | 2 |
1642 | But can it handle China's new surface-to-air mousetraps? | 1.2114 | 0.04041 | 123 | 99 | 22 | 2 |
1643 | He’s Bonding. | 1.2114 | 0.04358 | 123 | 101 | 18 | 4 |
1644 | She hacked into my Amazon Prime again. | 1.2110 | 0.04890 | 109 | 91 | 13 | 5 |
1645 | At least I won't worry about AI anymore. | 1.2105 | 0.04221 | 114 | 92 | 20 | 2 |
1646 | Okay, I grant you he's clever. But the rules, he doesn't follow the rules! | 1.2105 | 0.04221 | 114 | 92 | 20 | 2 |
1647 | Cheezus, this one's bright. | 1.2091 | 0.04492 | 110 | 90 | 17 | 3 |
1648 | I say big points for creativity and innovation. | 1.2087 | 0.03600 | 115 | 95 | 18 | 2 |
1649 | Well, its not very environmentally friendly... | 1.2083 | 0.04250 | 120 | 98 | 19 | 3 |
1650 | That's the third one this week!" | 1.2083 | 0.04568 | 120 | 100 | 15 | 5 |
1651 | It's going to have to be at least three times bigger for human trials. | 1.2083 | 0.04412 | 120 | 99 | 17 | 4 |
1652 | I think we underestimated this one. | 1.2083 | 0.04250 | 120 | 98 | 19 | 3 |
1653 | And that’s when I told my wife. Honey, I need some space | 1.2066 | 0.04218 | 121 | 99 | 19 | 3 |
1654 | Walking in the club like excuse me sir | 1.2066 | 0.03878 | 121 | 97 | 23 | 1 |
1655 | All the best for the SpaceX demo Mr.Musk! | 1.2066 | 0.04378 | 121 | 100 | 17 | 4 |
1656 | I am not sure if this is enough but this is the highest we can go, sir | 1.2066 | 0.04218 | 121 | 99 | 19 | 3 |
1657 | Whoa! What the hell? That's not Gouda! | 1.2066 | 0.04378 | 121 | 100 | 17 | 4 |
1658 | He bought it on Amazon | 1.2066 | 0.04052 | 121 | 98 | 21 | 2 |
1659 | He said it was a Christmas present | 1.2066 | 0.04533 | 121 | 101 | 15 | 5 |
1660 | How come they got the jetpacks in 2020? | 1.2066 | 0.04052 | 121 | 98 | 21 | 2 |
1661 | Great. Now they'll ALL want one. | 1.2066 | 0.04378 | 121 | 100 | 17 | 4 |
1662 | We told it the moon was made of cheese. | 1.2066 | 0.04218 | 121 | 99 | 19 | 3 |
1663 | Relax...We are going to win the anti-Nobel for most useless invention ! | 1.2066 | 0.04052 | 121 | 98 | 21 | 2 |
1664 | Jesus Christ that's Jason Bourne. | 1.2066 | 0.04378 | 121 | 100 | 17 | 4 |
1665 | I take it Agent 006 1/2's training is progressing on schedule, Q? | 1.2066 | 0.03878 | 121 | 97 | 23 | 1 |
1666 | In his defense, Burns said often, not always. | 1.2066 | 0.04218 | 121 | 99 | 19 | 3 |
1667 | Time to harvest that sweet, sweet adrenochrome. | 1.2066 | 0.04378 | 121 | 100 | 17 | 4 |
1668 | He can fly now, that's why we keep the door closed. | 1.2066 | 0.04052 | 121 | 98 | 21 | 2 |
1669 | These millennnial mice are a pain in the ass. | 1.2066 | 0.04378 | 121 | 100 | 17 | 4 |
1670 | Another drone user test complete! | 1.2066 | 0.02603 | 121 | 101 | 19 | 1 |
1671 | I didn't expect this, Skinner. It's thinking outside the box. | 1.2066 | 0.04218 | 121 | 99 | 19 | 3 |
1672 | What's the second-place prize? | 1.2066 | 0.03878 | 121 | 97 | 23 | 1 |
1673 | That's not the half of it. It runs off droppings! | 1.2066 | 0.04533 | 121 | 101 | 15 | 5 |
1674 | Swiss...why is it always Swiss? | 1.2066 | 0.03878 | 121 | 97 | 23 | 1 |
1675 | He is officially joining the new rat race. | 1.2066 | 0.04218 | 121 | 99 | 19 | 3 |
1676 | We’re going to need a bigger maze budget. | 1.2066 | 0.04218 | 121 | 99 | 19 | 3 |
1677 | Let’s not give that lab rat so much time in the lab. | 1.2066 | 0.04218 | 121 | 99 | 19 | 3 |
1678 | Rat #007? | 1.2066 | 0.04052 | 121 | 98 | 21 | 2 |
1679 | He seems to like the virtual reality version better. | 1.2066 | 0.04533 | 121 | 101 | 15 | 5 |
1680 | Do they get extra points for thinking out of the box? | 1.2066 | 0.04052 | 121 | 98 | 21 | 2 |
1681 | It wasn't supposed to be smart | 1.2066 | 0.04218 | 121 | 99 | 19 | 3 |
1682 | I'm a cheese-lover but his enthusiasm is over the top. | 1.2066 | 0.03966 | 121 | 100 | 18 | 3 |
1683 | It’s confirmed—he’s a pack rat. | 1.2066 | 0.04218 | 121 | 99 | 19 | 3 |
1684 | I knew is would happen...we need a 3D maze | 1.2066 | 0.04052 | 121 | 98 | 21 | 2 |
1685 | Well he’ll never have to worry about going hungry. | 1.2066 | 0.04052 | 121 | 98 | 21 | 2 |
1686 | ...And he only spent a day with Elon Musk. | 1.2066 | 0.03602 | 121 | 98 | 22 | 1 |
1687 | I'm titling my journal article, "Mrs. Frisby and the Rats of NIMH: The Next Generation." | 1.2066 | 0.04378 | 121 | 100 | 17 | 4 |
1688 | Under "Male / Female" it says "All Male" | 1.2066 | 0.04052 | 121 | 98 | 21 | 2 |
1689 | I TOLD you the virtual reality glasses were a bad idea! | 1.2066 | 0.04052 | 121 | 98 | 21 | 2 |
1690 | Don't worry, rats are notoriously bad at aerodynamics. | 1.2066 | 0.04052 | 121 | 98 | 21 | 2 |
1691 | I hate when he pulls this James Bond stuff. | 1.2066 | 0.04218 | 121 | 99 | 19 | 3 |
1692 | In this test, we’re dealing with it’s aversion to melted cheese. | 1.2066 | 0.04218 | 121 | 99 | 19 | 3 |
1693 | As irresistibly charming as these clipboards are, next time we video-tape. | 1.2066 | 0.04378 | 121 | 100 | 17 | 4 |
1694 | Now THAT'S thinking outside the box! | 1.2066 | 0.04378 | 121 | 100 | 17 | 4 |
1695 | Once again, Rocket Mouse seems to have the edge over the other subjects. | 1.2066 | 0.04533 | 121 | 101 | 15 | 5 |
1696 | We will need to observe social visits from friends and family members more closely. | 1.2066 | 0.04378 | 121 | 100 | 17 | 4 |
1697 | He said that he wanted to think outside the box! | 1.2066 | 0.04378 | 121 | 100 | 17 | 4 |
1698 | It appears the mouse has elevated his game. | 1.2066 | 0.04052 | 121 | 98 | 21 | 2 |
1699 | All our hard work is taking off. | 1.2066 | 0.04052 | 121 | 98 | 21 | 2 |
1700 | You said "Let's try the drones." Now look what's happened! | 1.2066 | 0.04378 | 121 | 100 | 17 | 4 |
1701 | Thirty years with JPL, and it has come to this. | 1.2066 | 0.04218 | 121 | 99 | 19 | 3 |
1702 | You shouldn't have asked for same-day delivery. | 1.2066 | 0.04218 | 121 | 99 | 19 | 3 |
1703 | We also need to build a better mousetrap. | 1.2066 | 0.03878 | 121 | 97 | 23 | 1 |
1704 | Did you leave the Amazon app open on your phone? | 1.2066 | 0.04052 | 121 | 98 | 21 | 2 |
1705 | They're evolving. | 1.2066 | 0.03878 | 121 | 97 | 23 | 1 |
1706 | Rat with a jet pack is already trending... | 1.2066 | 0.04218 | 121 | 99 | 19 | 3 |
1707 | Sorry but I think it's too late to try to copyright "The Rat Pack". | 1.2066 | 0.03878 | 121 | 97 | 23 | 1 |
1708 | I'm hungry. | 1.2066 | 0.04218 | 121 | 99 | 19 | 3 |
1709 | That's amazing!I didn't know that they made jetpacks that small. | 1.2066 | 0.04378 | 121 | 100 | 17 | 4 |
1710 | I have a few questions about our hypothesis. | 1.2056 | 0.04351 | 107 | 87 | 18 | 2 |
1711 | Do you ever get tired of the rat race? | 1.2056 | 0.04550 | 107 | 88 | 16 | 3 |
1712 | He thinks it’s a video game. | 1.2051 | 0.03941 | 117 | 94 | 22 | 1 |
1713 | We should have stated 'no aids allowed' in the rules | 1.2051 | 0.04298 | 117 | 96 | 18 | 3 |
1714 | Well.. I wouldn't call it a side effect | 1.2051 | 0.03941 | 117 | 94 | 22 | 1 |
1715 | I think it’s a lot more than blind luck. | 1.2051 | 0.04124 | 117 | 95 | 20 | 2 |
1716 | I don’t think they’ll go for dairy free. | 1.2051 | 0.04298 | 117 | 96 | 18 | 3 |
1717 | This rat was mistakenly injected with brain cells, not stem cells. | 1.2051 | 0.04298 | 117 | 96 | 18 | 3 |
1718 | Door or cheese! He couldn't decide and just kept ping-ponging between the two. | 1.2051 | 0.04124 | 117 | 95 | 20 | 2 |
1719 | Genetic engineering - light on the "genetic," heavy on the "engineering." | 1.2051 | 0.04124 | 117 | 95 | 20 | 2 |
1720 | Have you seen where my energy drink went? | 1.2051 | 0.04298 | 117 | 96 | 18 | 3 |
1721 | It's the mouse with the Elon Musk DNA. | 1.2051 | 0.03941 | 117 | 94 | 22 | 1 |
1722 | Maybe less fish oil? | 1.2051 | 0.03941 | 117 | 94 | 22 | 1 |
1723 | This took five rodent generations and the resultant epigenetic memories, and I still don't think he's going to end up getting the cheese. | 1.2037 | 0.04699 | 108 | 90 | 14 | 4 |
1724 | need some space! | 1.2034 | 0.02963 | 118 | 98 | 19 | 1 |
1725 | Yes sir, ll check to see if the dry cleaners can have your space suit back by Monday. | 1.2034 | 0.03623 | 118 | 101 | 13 | 4 |
1726 | Is she aware of the gravity of your situation, Sir? | 1.2034 | 0.03911 | 118 | 95 | 22 | 1 |
1727 | Ground floor to Major Tom? | 1.2034 | 0.02838 | 118 | 100 | 16 | 2 |
1728 | This iSait4 he | 1.2034 | 0.03911 | 118 | 95 | 22 | 1 |
1729 | Makes you wonder if the results are skewed. | 1.2034 | 0.03911 | 118 | 95 | 22 | 1 |
1730 | We're going to need more cheese. | 1.2034 | 0.04092 | 118 | 96 | 20 | 2 |
1731 | Is there a ‘superior innovational abilities’ column on your clipboard? | 1.2034 | 0.03911 | 118 | 95 | 22 | 1 |
1732 | He's beating us at our own game. | 1.2034 | 0.03911 | 118 | 95 | 22 | 1 |
1733 | You were the one that told him he could have the cheese 'when guinea pigs fly'... | 1.2034 | 0.04432 | 118 | 98 | 16 | 4 |
1734 | Typical, he's always looking for a short cut. | 1.2034 | 0.04092 | 118 | 96 | 20 | 2 |
1735 | I named him Musk Mouse. | 1.2034 | 0.04432 | 118 | 98 | 16 | 4 |
1736 | All I did was make him watch Thunderball. | 1.2034 | 0.04265 | 118 | 97 | 18 | 3 |
1737 | We said he was into rejection but he didn’t hear the “r” | 1.2034 | 0.03817 | 118 | 97 | 19 | 2 |
1738 | What a shame. Poor little guy doesn't realize it's processed American cheese. | 1.2034 | 0.04092 | 118 | 96 | 20 | 2 |
1739 | We've been able to make great progress with the rats, but I think humans have become too easily distracted to safely operate it. | 1.2034 | 0.04265 | 118 | 97 | 18 | 3 |
1740 | Well, that's new! | 1.2034 | 0.04092 | 118 | 96 | 20 | 2 |
1741 | It clearly shows remarkable intelligence, but is it commercially feasible? | 1.2034 | 0.04092 | 118 | 96 | 20 | 2 |
1742 | I don't have one of those. | 1.2034 | 0.04432 | 118 | 98 | 16 | 4 |
1743 | Did you say that was jarlsberg? | 1.2034 | 0.04092 | 118 | 96 | 20 | 2 |
1744 | I think a mouse knows to turn the corners. | 1.2034 | 0.03911 | 118 | 95 | 22 | 1 |
1745 | We never should have let him on Amazon. | 1.2034 | 0.04265 | 118 | 97 | 18 | 3 |
1746 | Anything for the cheeeeeese..... | 1.2034 | 0.04265 | 118 | 97 | 18 | 3 |
1747 | Turns out he's lactose intolerant. | 1.2034 | 0.04092 | 118 | 96 | 20 | 2 |
1748 | He's hovering over the ultimate choice: 'grill or don't grill?' | 1.2034 | 0.04265 | 118 | 97 | 18 | 3 |
1749 | You know right away which ones have the Rat Stuff. | 1.2034 | 0.04432 | 118 | 98 | 16 | 4 |
1750 | That one says he's lactose intolerant... | 1.2034 | 0.04092 | 118 | 96 | 20 | 2 |
1751 | I guess they are learning... | 1.2034 | 0.04265 | 118 | 97 | 18 | 3 |
1752 | Elon Musk will be pleased. | 1.2034 | 0.04092 | 118 | 96 | 20 | 2 |
1753 | To me, the biggest proof of intelligence improvement is the helmet. | 1.2034 | 0.04092 | 118 | 96 | 20 | 2 |
1754 | Since the lower species still believe in science this was inevitable. | 1.2034 | 0.04265 | 118 | 97 | 18 | 3 |
1755 | We should increase the walls by 6 inches. | 1.2034 | 0.02707 | 118 | 97 | 21 | 0 |
1756 | Are the windows closed? The last time he took off down Broadway. | 1.2034 | 0.04432 | 118 | 98 | 16 | 4 |
1757 | Is this what they mean by a rat race? | 1.2034 | 0.03521 | 118 | 98 | 18 | 2 |
1758 | What do you mean you've lost count? | 1.2034 | 0.04265 | 118 | 97 | 18 | 3 |
1759 | Next time, don't name your lab rat "Tony Stark." | 1.2034 | 0.04432 | 118 | 98 | 16 | 4 |
1760 | When I got into this line of work I knew there would be days like this | 1.2034 | 0.04432 | 118 | 98 | 16 | 4 |
1761 | Please change the nightly mice video to something besides Thunderball, okay? | 1.2034 | 0.04265 | 118 | 97 | 18 | 3 |
1762 | Tom and Jerry are working on a helicopter, Mickey used a Segway. It’s a much better cheese than they’re used to. | 1.2034 | 0.04432 | 118 | 98 | 16 | 4 |
1763 | How the Mighty Mouse has fallen. | 1.2034 | 0.04265 | 118 | 97 | 18 | 3 |
1764 | It's powered entirely by a smugness found deep in the Silicon Valley. | 1.2034 | 0.03817 | 118 | 97 | 19 | 2 |
1765 | Is this the new protocol for the nominee selection process? | 1.2034 | 0.04092 | 118 | 96 | 20 | 2 |
1766 | Cheese may work. Let's try an iPhone. | 1.2034 | 0.04092 | 118 | 96 | 20 | 2 |
1767 | James Bond” decided he wouldn’t crawl through the maze like the others. Had to rise above the rest of them. | 1.2034 | 0.04092 | 118 | 96 | 20 | 2 |
1768 | The negotiations got out of hand when they went on strike. Also they said they want pepper jack now. | 1.2034 | 0.03817 | 118 | 97 | 19 | 2 |
1769 | I want a divorce. | 1.2034 | 0.04593 | 118 | 99 | 14 | 5 |
1770 | We forgot to factor in lactose intolerance. | 1.2034 | 0.04265 | 118 | 97 | 18 | 3 |
1771 | He refused to even make the effort until we put out the Emmentaler. | 1.2034 | 0.04092 | 118 | 96 | 20 | 2 |
1772 | Maybe we should try Imported | 1.2034 | 0.04265 | 118 | 97 | 18 | 3 |
1773 | Now that’s thinking out-of-box! | 1.2034 | 0.04092 | 118 | 96 | 20 | 2 |
1774 | You just had to name him Elon. | 1.2034 | 0.03911 | 118 | 95 | 22 | 1 |
1775 | I told you. Nobody likes American cheese. We gotta stretch the budget to French. | 1.2034 | 0.04432 | 118 | 98 | 16 | 4 |
1776 | That piece of cheese has not moved in over an hour. | 1.2034 | 0.04265 | 118 | 97 | 18 | 3 |
1777 | This furry thing went too far, Elon. | 1.2034 | 0.04265 | 118 | 97 | 18 | 3 |
1778 | Oh well, let’s blame it on the climate change. | 1.2034 | 0.04432 | 118 | 98 | 16 | 4 |
1779 | How do I list this on the report, success or what the heck!? | 1.2034 | 0.04265 | 118 | 97 | 18 | 3 |
1780 | PAY UP!... The rat wins again... | 1.2034 | 0.04265 | 118 | 97 | 18 | 3 |
1781 | Modern problems require modern solutions. | 1.2034 | 0.04092 | 118 | 96 | 20 | 2 |
1782 | Yeah, it's a breakthrough - but it's still cheating. | 1.2034 | 0.04265 | 118 | 97 | 18 | 3 |
1783 | The cheese exhibits no reaction whatever, doctor. | 1.2034 | 0.03417 | 118 | 100 | 15 | 3 |
1784 | Gracy, it isn't too late to stop this madness... | 1.2034 | 0.04265 | 118 | 97 | 18 | 3 |
1785 | Rat drones,we have to call...drone busters!!! | 1.2034 | 0.04092 | 118 | 96 | 20 | 2 |
1786 | Is that allowed? | 1.2034 | 0.04265 | 118 | 97 | 18 | 3 |
1787 | We have to stop watching DYI... | 1.2034 | 0.03721 | 118 | 94 | 24 | 0 |
1788 | Did you ever find that authentic, old fashioned deli in Queens? | 1.2034 | 0.03911 | 118 | 95 | 22 | 1 |
1789 | Ok. We need a roof. | 1.2034 | 0.04265 | 118 | 97 | 18 | 3 |
1790 | He may be after our jobs next. | 1.2034 | 0.03911 | 118 | 95 | 22 | 1 |
1791 | Another vegan. | 1.2034 | 0.04432 | 118 | 98 | 16 | 4 |
1792 | Gee, I'm hungry ... | 1.2034 | 0.04432 | 118 | 98 | 16 | 4 |
1793 | He technically failed the test, but I would say the experiment was an astounding success! | 1.2034 | 0.04265 | 118 | 97 | 18 | 3 |
1794 | They observed the changes the unearned advantage had caused the rat. Left better situated than 99% of his kind, he chose a tasty treat over emptying the cages. | 1.2034 | 0.04432 | 118 | 98 | 16 | 4 |
1795 | No surprise there, that's mouse 007. | 1.2034 | 0.04593 | 118 | 99 | 14 | 5 |
1796 | It didn't work. | 1.2034 | 0.04092 | 118 | 96 | 20 | 2 |
1797 | With Disney+, now everyone's looking for the next Marvel spin-off | 1.2034 | 0.04092 | 118 | 96 | 20 | 2 |
1798 | He’s cheating... | 1.2034 | 0.03911 | 118 | 95 | 22 | 1 |
1799 | It doesn't matter where we put the cheese or how we change the maze, he's always the fastest finisher. | 1.2034 | 0.04432 | 118 | 98 | 16 | 4 |
1800 | He used to work at a NASA facility. | 1.2034 | 0.04432 | 118 | 98 | 16 | 4 |
1801 | Did you remember to attach his parachute? | 1.2034 | 0.04092 | 118 | 96 | 20 | 2 |
1802 | We've been underestimating them for years. | 1.2034 | 0.04265 | 118 | 97 | 18 | 3 |
1803 | That reminds me, I need to pick up a bottle of wine on my way home. | 1.2034 | 0.04432 | 118 | 98 | 16 | 4 |
1804 | Did you notify the FAA about this flight? | 1.2034 | 0.04432 | 118 | 98 | 16 | 4 |
1805 | And yet he didn't even finish the maze. | 1.2034 | 0.03721 | 118 | 94 | 24 | 0 |
1806 | All that for a cracker? | 1.2034 | 0.04092 | 118 | 96 | 20 | 2 |
1807 | He's really flying through this one | 1.2034 | 0.04092 | 118 | 96 | 20 | 2 |
1808 | Well, looks like the space program has been cut again. | 1.2034 | 0.04092 | 118 | 96 | 20 | 2 |
1809 | Maybe we should stick with cheese and lose the Red bull. | 1.2034 | 0.04265 | 118 | 97 | 18 | 3 |
1810 | What worries me the most is his unyielding zeal for global conquest. | 1.2034 | 0.04265 | 118 | 97 | 18 | 3 |
1811 | Has the intern been in here again? | 1.2034 | 0.03721 | 118 | 94 | 24 | 0 |
1812 | We should have thought of that. | 1.2034 | 0.04432 | 118 | 98 | 16 | 4 |
1813 | Now that’s a rat pack... | 1.2034 | 0.04092 | 118 | 96 | 20 | 2 |
1814 | She says it's called a RAT PACK and she got it from Amazon. | 1.2034 | 0.04265 | 118 | 97 | 18 | 3 |
1815 | We have named him Elon Mouse | 1.2034 | 0.04898 | 118 | 101 | 10 | 7 |
1816 | It’s not easy these days to find a rat that follows instructions. | 1.2034 | 0.04265 | 118 | 97 | 18 | 3 |
1817 | It's for a new speed dating app. | 1.2034 | 0.04432 | 118 | 98 | 16 | 4 |
1818 | Make a note. No more lab rats on space missions. | 1.2034 | 0.03721 | 118 | 94 | 24 | 0 |
1819 | It's a shame they defunded the state's Gifted & Talented Program. | 1.2034 | 0.04092 | 118 | 96 | 20 | 2 |
1820 | It’s a millennial mouse. | 1.2034 | 0.04265 | 118 | 97 | 18 | 3 |
1821 | I warned you not to watch MacGyver during your lunch breaks | 1.2034 | 0.04432 | 118 | 98 | 16 | 4 |
1822 | Imagine what they could do for brie instead of cheddar | 1.2034 | 0.03911 | 118 | 95 | 22 | 1 |
1823 | That’s the last time I’m buying mice from JPL! | 1.2034 | 0.04432 | 118 | 98 | 16 | 4 |
1824 | I don’t know what’s going on here, but I don’t like the looks of it! | 1.2034 | 0.04265 | 118 | 97 | 18 | 3 |
1825 | This certainly supports my theory that vegans think out of the box. | 1.2034 | 0.04092 | 118 | 96 | 20 | 2 |
1826 | well, it is good cheese. | 1.2034 | 0.04593 | 118 | 99 | 14 | 5 |
1827 | This one learned to think outside the box. | 1.2034 | 0.04748 | 118 | 100 | 12 | 6 |
1828 | It looks impressive but he took 100 times longer than average to find the cheese. Progress? | 1.2034 | 0.04092 | 118 | 96 | 20 | 2 |
1829 | How long do you think it will take him to realize the Moon isn't made of cheese? | 1.2034 | 0.04092 | 118 | 96 | 20 | 2 |
1830 | Looks like Jerry is avoiding his problems again | 1.2034 | 0.04593 | 118 | 99 | 14 | 5 |
1831 | I told you naming him "Elon Muskrat" would only lead to trouble. | 1.2034 | 0.04180 | 118 | 99 | 15 | 4 |
1832 | He CLAIMS he’s lactose intolerant. | 1.2034 | 0.04432 | 118 | 98 | 16 | 4 |
1833 | I have no idea who sent it. All the package said was: To: Maze Lab From: Gene Modification Contents: One rat and control unit. | 1.2034 | 0.04265 | 118 | 97 | 18 | 3 |
1834 | Fuck. He found the cheese. | 1.2034 | 0.04432 | 118 | 98 | 16 | 4 |
1835 | This one doesn’t follow the rules | 1.2034 | 0.04092 | 118 | 96 | 20 | 2 |
1836 | I'm thinking it's going to invalidate the results of the study... | 1.2034 | 0.04432 | 118 | 98 | 16 | 4 |
1837 | She's always been our top lab animal. | 1.2034 | 0.04092 | 118 | 96 | 20 | 2 |
1838 | Well, this one's clearly the vegan | 1.2034 | 0.04265 | 118 | 97 | 18 | 3 |
1839 | What do you expect? You let them watch Pinky and the Brain. | 1.2034 | 0.04265 | 118 | 97 | 18 | 3 |
1840 | At least he's thinking outside the box. | 1.2034 | 0.03911 | 118 | 95 | 22 | 1 |
1841 | I'm afraid he's beaten us. | 1.2034 | 0.04265 | 118 | 97 | 18 | 3 |
1842 | She broke through the glass ceiling. | 1.2034 | 0.04265 | 118 | 97 | 18 | 3 |
1843 | are you sure it was ONLY vegemite? | 1.2034 | 0.03911 | 118 | 95 | 22 | 1 |
1844 | cognition increased but do we consider using his mate for rocket fuel a side affect? | 1.2034 | 0.04265 | 118 | 97 | 18 | 3 |
1845 | Talk about taking the initiative. | 1.2034 | 0.04092 | 118 | 96 | 20 | 2 |
1846 | Maybe Space Force could use mice, not men. | 1.2034 | 0.04432 | 118 | 98 | 16 | 4 |
1847 | Now we need a 3-D maze! | 1.2034 | 0.04432 | 118 | 98 | 16 | 4 |
1848 | We need to stop using rats from the early acceptance program. | 1.2034 | 0.04092 | 118 | 96 | 20 | 2 |
1849 | We'll have delivering cheese in a week. | 1.2034 | 0.04265 | 118 | 99 | 15 | 4 |
1850 | The scariest thing is that I think he also know who moved his cheese. | 1.2034 | 0.04593 | 118 | 99 | 14 | 5 |
1851 | I think he's been gunning for my job... | 1.2034 | 0.04092 | 118 | 96 | 20 | 2 |
1852 | Well he didn't have breakfast... | 1.2034 | 0.03911 | 118 | 95 | 22 | 1 |
1853 | You're missing the point. The object isn't to see how fast the mouse can get the cheese, but how much cheese we can get out of the government. | 1.2034 | 0.04092 | 118 | 96 | 20 | 2 |
1854 | As long as he doesn't start vaping, I'll allow it. | 1.2034 | 0.04092 | 118 | 96 | 20 | 2 |
1855 | I somehow doubt the world will beat a path to our door. | 1.2034 | 0.04748 | 118 | 100 | 12 | 6 |
1856 | Think of it as he's improving our odds for the next grant submission. | 1.2034 | 0.04593 | 118 | 99 | 14 | 5 |
1857 | Must have gotten inspired by the Elton John biopic. | 1.2034 | 0.04432 | 118 | 98 | 16 | 4 |
1858 | I understand we gave him the jetpack gene, but where'd he find the fuel? | 1.2034 | 0.04432 | 118 | 98 | 16 | 4 |
1859 | We shouldn’t be surprised; it’s an imported Swiss. | 1.2034 | 0.04092 | 118 | 96 | 20 | 2 |
1860 | Technology perfectly suited for humans, being that it’s less efficient and more expensive than walking, of course. | 1.2034 | 0.04092 | 118 | 96 | 20 | 2 |
1861 | Think of the cheese as tenure. | 1.2034 | 0.04432 | 118 | 98 | 16 | 4 |
1862 | At least it's not the drone again. | 1.2034 | 0.04265 | 118 | 97 | 18 | 3 |
1863 | That's one from the free range batch. | 1.2034 | 0.03911 | 118 | 95 | 22 | 1 |
1864 | Where'd he get the parts? | 1.2034 | 0.04593 | 118 | 99 | 14 | 5 |
1865 | The ways and means of maze and weans. | 1.2034 | 0.04265 | 118 | 97 | 18 | 3 |
1866 | Say hello to our new overlords | 1.2034 | 0.04432 | 118 | 98 | 16 | 4 |
1867 | Does this count as he found the cheese or not? | 1.2034 | 0.04593 | 118 | 99 | 14 | 5 |
1868 | The other three blind mice ran after the farmer's wife. | 1.2034 | 0.03911 | 118 | 95 | 22 | 1 |
1869 | He's an outlier | 1.2017 | 0.03973 | 119 | 99 | 17 | 3 |
1870 | Sorry, no mechanically enhanced athletes allowed. | 1.2000 | 0.04437 | 110 | 91 | 16 | 3 |
1871 | What did you expect me to do in 2020?? | 1.2000 | 0.04437 | 110 | 91 | 16 | 3 |
1872 | Where the heck did he get the helmet and goggles from? | 1.2000 | 0.04244 | 110 | 90 | 18 | 2 |
1873 | I need some space, honey | 1.1983 | 0.03914 | 116 | 94 | 21 | 1 |
1874 | IT had no other clean clothes | 1.1983 | 0.00866 | 116 | 99 | 17 | 0 |
1875 | Intrepid is not a trait in our sorting data. | 1.1983 | 0.04617 | 116 | 98 | 13 | 5 |
1876 | It seems to be thinking outside the box. | 1.1983 | 0.03914 | 116 | 94 | 21 | 1 |
1877 | He must have come from MIT. | 1.1983 | 0.04101 | 116 | 95 | 19 | 2 |
1878 | Batman, beginning | 1.1983 | 0.04280 | 116 | 96 | 17 | 3 |
1879 | He says he's not cheating. Someone ordered it on Amazon Prime. | 1.1983 | 0.04280 | 116 | 96 | 17 | 3 |
1880 | I think we should tell Charlie why he's losing to a mouse. | 1.1983 | 0.03914 | 116 | 94 | 21 | 1 |
1881 | since when did mice think outside the box? | 1.1983 | 0.03914 | 116 | 94 | 21 | 1 |
1882 | He was promised jetpacks, apparently. | 1.1983 | 0.04101 | 116 | 95 | 19 | 2 |
1883 | A-MAZE-ING! | 1.1983 | 0.04101 | 116 | 95 | 19 | 2 |
1884 | Wow, casomorphin addiction makes anything possible... | 1.1983 | 0.04101 | 116 | 95 | 19 | 2 |
1885 | We've named this one Bloomberg. | 1.1983 | 0.04101 | 116 | 95 | 19 | 2 |
1886 | Hope he doesn't 'cut the cheese' | 1.1983 | 0.04617 | 116 | 98 | 13 | 5 |
1887 | Was the lab assistant watching Mighty Mouse cartoons? | 1.1983 | 0.03914 | 116 | 94 | 21 | 1 |
1888 | It'll be a brave new world if they get FDA approval. | 1.1983 | 0.04101 | 116 | 95 | 19 | 2 |
1889 | This little devil spent too much time at the NASA laboratory | 1.1983 | 0.04280 | 116 | 96 | 17 | 3 |
1890 | Do you ever have this sort of day? When the rats are smarter than you are? | 1.1983 | 0.04101 | 116 | 95 | 19 | 2 |
1891 | So, it's killer robots or super intelligent mice. Either way we're doomed. | 1.1983 | 0.04452 | 116 | 97 | 15 | 4 |
1892 | He seemed to be an OverAchiever from the START! | 1.1983 | 0.04101 | 116 | 95 | 19 | 2 |
1893 | Watch what happens when she lands on the cheese. | 1.1983 | 0.04101 | 116 | 95 | 19 | 2 |
1894 | Joan said that yesterday he retrieved that cheese, flew into the kitchen and whipped up a souffle with it. | 1.1983 | 0.03914 | 116 | 94 | 21 | 1 |
1895 | Oh, there he is. | 1.1983 | 0.04280 | 116 | 96 | 17 | 3 |
1896 | I think the whole set-up is really cheesy.. | 1.1983 | 0.04452 | 116 | 97 | 15 | 4 |
1897 | Can I have Algernon's cheese? | 1.1983 | 0.04452 | 116 | 97 | 15 | 4 |
1898 | This mouse was exposed to reruns of "MacGyver". | 1.1983 | 0.03914 | 116 | 94 | 21 | 1 |
1899 | They're getting too intelligent... | 1.1983 | 0.04452 | 116 | 97 | 15 | 4 |
1900 | Phase one, done. Now that he's airborne, we need to get him a theme song. And maybe a new hat. | 1.1983 | 0.04101 | 116 | 95 | 19 | 2 |
1901 | I think it was a touch of vertigo. | 1.1983 | 0.04101 | 116 | 95 | 19 | 2 |
1902 | Now that's what I call "Thinking out of the box!" | 1.1983 | 0.04280 | 116 | 96 | 17 | 3 |
1903 | We need all the jetpack and cheese data we can get. | 1.1983 | 0.03914 | 116 | 94 | 21 | 1 |
1904 | ...the Department of Defense is never going to believe this... | 1.1983 | 0.04101 | 116 | 95 | 19 | 2 |
1905 | Is he defying labrynthal orthodoxy, ya think? | 1.1983 | 0.04280 | 116 | 96 | 17 | 3 |
1906 | It's a-maze-ing what these 21st cenury rats will come up with to get a hunk of Gruyère. | 1.1983 | 0.03914 | 116 | 94 | 21 | 1 |
1907 | You didn't cancel his YouTube account, did you? | 1.1983 | 0.04280 | 116 | 96 | 17 | 3 |
1908 | Why did we introduce Tesla products in our labs, again? | 1.1983 | 0.04452 | 116 | 97 | 15 | 4 |
1909 | I think we have ourselves a Mighty Mouse wannabe, ready to blast off. | 1.1983 | 0.04280 | 116 | 96 | 17 | 3 |
1910 | Lab Mouse Powered by Machine Learning | 1.1983 | 0.04617 | 116 | 98 | 13 | 5 |
1911 | It appears to be a random genetic mutation to give this rat an evolutionary advantage | 1.1983 | 0.04280 | 116 | 96 | 17 | 3 |
1912 | You'd think the little fucker could figure out how to get out of his Habitrail. | 1.1983 | 0.04280 | 116 | 96 | 17 | 3 |
1913 | This next applicant contends he’s solved the tail-burning issue. | 1.1983 | 0.04101 | 116 | 95 | 19 | 2 |
1914 | The mice from NASA are light years ahead of the rest. | 1.1983 | 0.04101 | 116 | 95 | 19 | 2 |
1915 | I only expected the pigs to do this. | 1.1983 | 0.04101 | 116 | 95 | 19 | 2 |
1916 | It's obvious WE lack imagination! | 1.1983 | 0.04101 | 116 | 95 | 19 | 2 |
1917 | Now the Aston Martin makes sense. | 1.1983 | 0.03914 | 116 | 94 | 21 | 1 |
1918 | What the hell is a waze? | 1.1983 | 0.04280 | 116 | 96 | 17 | 3 |
1919 | Typical Millennial! | 1.1983 | 0.04101 | 116 | 95 | 19 | 2 |
1920 | It appears Q has lost his focus. | 1.1983 | 0.03914 | 116 | 94 | 21 | 1 |
1921 | Now there's a possible side effect I could live with. | 1.1983 | 0.04101 | 116 | 95 | 19 | 2 |
1922 | The mouse is smarter than the rest of us. | 1.1983 | 0.04280 | 116 | 96 | 17 | 3 |
1923 | Well, we were concerned about elevated exhaustion. | 1.1983 | 0.03718 | 116 | 93 | 23 | 0 |
1924 | This is what happens when you leave your copy of "Innovations of 2019" in the lab at night. | 1.1983 | 0.04101 | 116 | 95 | 19 | 2 |
1925 | I told you they wouldn't eat 'impossible' cheese. | 1.1983 | 0.04280 | 116 | 96 | 17 | 3 |
1926 | I knew it...first it was pigs and now this. | 1.1983 | 0.03718 | 116 | 93 | 23 | 0 |
1927 | Science is it's own reward. | 1.1983 | 0.04101 | 116 | 95 | 19 | 2 |
1928 | Disqualify it. Not everyone can own a jet pack”. | 1.1983 | 0.03718 | 116 | 93 | 23 | 0 |
1929 | OK - This disproves our original hypothesis." | 1.1983 | 0.04101 | 116 | 95 | 19 | 2 |
1930 | I think we reached the point where the program gets shutdown next... | 1.1983 | 0.04280 | 116 | 96 | 17 | 3 |
1931 | Call Jenkins. I think we’ve discovered the reason for the decline in the pigeon population. | 1.1983 | 0.04280 | 116 | 96 | 17 | 3 |
1932 | Our latest results have been through the roof. | 1.1983 | 0.04101 | 116 | 95 | 19 | 2 |
1933 | Did you go into the Mensa cage again ? | 1.1983 | 0.04280 | 116 | 96 | 17 | 3 |
1934 | Innovate or die, my friends....! | 1.1983 | 0.04280 | 116 | 96 | 17 | 3 |
1935 | Must be something he cooked up with the Guinea Pig. | 1.1983 | 0.04101 | 116 | 95 | 19 | 2 |
1936 | Some of the assistants have nicknamed him 'Elon Mouse' " | 1.1983 | 0.03718 | 116 | 93 | 23 | 0 |
1937 | Maybe we should say the study was about jetpacks? | 1.1983 | 0.04101 | 116 | 95 | 19 | 2 |
1938 | Rodent Downey Jr. in his most ambitious role yet | 1.1983 | 0.04777 | 116 | 99 | 11 | 6 |
1939 | The Chair really has us pushing hard to produce something in response to the Admissions Scandal. | 1.1983 | 0.04280 | 116 | 96 | 17 | 3 |
1940 | The maze is pretty cheesy! | 1.1983 | 0.04101 | 116 | 95 | 19 | 2 |
1941 | Virtual Reality & GPS have rendered the results useless | 1.1983 | 0.03914 | 116 | 94 | 21 | 1 |
1942 | According to this form, his name is Elon Muskrat. | 1.1983 | 0.04617 | 116 | 98 | 13 | 5 |
1943 | I'd better go close the window. | 1.1982 | 0.04582 | 111 | 93 | 14 | 4 |
1944 | This doesn't get us anywhere. | 1.1982 | 0.04758 | 111 | 94 | 12 | 5 |
1945 | Seems he can't land without melting the cheese .. | 1.1980 | 0.04671 | 101 | 84 | 14 | 3 |
1946 | This is literally amazing. | 1.1961 | 0.04835 | 102 | 86 | 12 | 4 |
1947 | ‘Hue?’ "Stan? | 1.1947 | 0.04142 | 113 | 93 | 18 | 2 |
1948 | Sorry this is the furthest we can go | 1.1947 | 0.04142 | 113 | 93 | 18 | 2 |
1949 | Told you earth Is flat. | 1.1947 | 0.03947 | 113 | 92 | 20 | 1 |
1950 | Enjoy your holidays Mr. Musk. | 1.1947 | 0.04329 | 113 | 94 | 16 | 3 |
1951 | Sic itur ad astra? | 1.1947 | 0.04142 | 113 | 93 | 18 | 2 |
1952 | you need to stop taking your work home with yo | 1.1947 | 0.04142 | 113 | 93 | 18 | 2 |
1953 | Is this the way to the moon landing set? | 1.1947 | 0.04508 | 113 | 95 | 14 | 4 |
1954 | Where do they sell spacesuits with built-in toilets? | 1.1947 | 0.04508 | 113 | 95 | 14 | 4 |
1955 | He learned the maze last week. Now, we’re testing for speed. | 1.1947 | 0.03947 | 113 | 92 | 20 | 1 |
1956 | Proof, if more is needed, that the mere odor of Limburger cheese promotes rapid cognitive development! | 1.1947 | 0.03741 | 113 | 91 | 22 | 0 |
1957 | We should have suspected something when none of the traps worked | 1.1947 | 0.04508 | 113 | 95 | 14 | 4 |
1958 | Please tell me you didn't use the Stilton. | 1.1947 | 0.04329 | 113 | 94 | 16 | 3 |
1959 | I think we're going to need more cheese. | 1.1947 | 0.04142 | 113 | 93 | 18 | 2 |
1960 | So...Ira...where's the box for "variables shmariables?" | 1.1947 | 0.04680 | 113 | 96 | 12 | 5 |
1961 | You should see the mouse trap” | 1.1947 | 0.04142 | 113 | 93 | 18 | 2 |
1962 | The research grant from Elon Musk was very generous, but I'm afraid this Musk-eteer is skewing the results. | 1.1947 | 0.04142 | 113 | 93 | 18 | 2 |
1963 | What were you saying about when pigs can fly? | 1.1947 | 0.03947 | 113 | 92 | 20 | 1 |
1964 | Either way, I'm not so sure it's ready for human testing. | 1.1947 | 0.04142 | 113 | 93 | 18 | 2 |
1965 | Just give him the cheese. This maze is for blind mini mice. | 1.1947 | 0.04329 | 113 | 94 | 16 | 3 |
1966 | He's also enrolled in the PhD program. | 1.1947 | 0.03741 | 113 | 91 | 22 | 0 |
1967 | Perhaps this mouse supplier thought we were a SpaceX lab. | 1.1947 | 0.04046 | 113 | 95 | 15 | 3 |
1968 | We're going to have to find a better way to hide the cheese. | 1.1947 | 0.04142 | 113 | 93 | 18 | 2 |
1969 | Well, this isn't working out any better than the bats. | 1.1947 | 0.03947 | 113 | 92 | 20 | 1 |
1970 | It might be better if we pick the equipment. | 1.1947 | 0.03947 | 113 | 92 | 20 | 1 |
1971 | Yes, impressive but that's a placebo mouse, so disregard it. | 1.1947 | 0.03947 | 113 | 92 | 20 | 1 |
1972 | I need to check the protocol. I think the electric models are permitted. | 1.1947 | 0.03947 | 113 | 92 | 20 | 1 |
1973 | We provided this one with access to Amazon. | 1.1947 | 0.04142 | 113 | 93 | 18 | 2 |
1974 | I suspect we were hacked by the Russians | 1.1947 | 0.04142 | 113 | 93 | 18 | 2 |
1975 | Subject A0459: exposed to five episodes of Rick and Morty. | 1.1947 | 0.04142 | 113 | 93 | 18 | 2 |
1976 | That jetpack should be a real game changer. | 1.1947 | 0.04329 | 113 | 94 | 16 | 3 |
1977 | I wonder if he could use a sidekick. | 1.1947 | 0.04142 | 113 | 93 | 18 | 2 |
1978 | We should've never watched the Mandalorian on the lab TV. | 1.1947 | 0.04142 | 113 | 93 | 18 | 2 |
1979 | I told you it wasn't a good idea to separate him from his little pink friend. | 1.1947 | 0.04142 | 113 | 93 | 18 | 2 |
1980 | That bastard is cheating again | 1.1947 | 0.04142 | 113 | 93 | 18 | 2 |
1981 | Alright, next time no more subway rats. | 1.1947 | 0.03741 | 113 | 91 | 22 | 0 |
1982 | Without a glass ceiling, how can we observe the algorithm of decision-making in a maze? | 1.1947 | 0.04508 | 113 | 95 | 14 | 4 |
1983 | „Some quite enhancing drugs, wouldn‘t you say?“ | 1.1947 | 0.04142 | 113 | 93 | 18 | 2 |
1984 | But do you think the makeup is safe for humans? | 1.1947 | 0.04329 | 113 | 94 | 16 | 3 |
1985 | You really think Amazon will use mice instead of drones? | 1.1947 | 0.04329 | 113 | 94 | 16 | 3 |
1986 | I guess they've had enough. | 1.1947 | 0.04142 | 113 | 93 | 18 | 2 |
1987 | Engineering department snuck in again last night | 1.1947 | 0.03947 | 113 | 92 | 20 | 1 |
1988 | He won't land until we include the design patent. | 1.1947 | 0.04508 | 113 | 95 | 14 | 4 |
1989 | First, look up what dosage he's on. Second, find out who's making his tools. | 1.1947 | 0.04329 | 113 | 94 | 16 | 3 |
1990 | It seems he wants to grill the cheese by himself. | 1.1947 | 0.03947 | 113 | 92 | 20 | 1 |
1991 | It's called...evolution. | 1.1947 | 0.04142 | 113 | 93 | 18 | 2 |
1992 | It pairs with a nice Riesling, actually. | 1.1947 | 0.04680 | 113 | 96 | 12 | 5 |
1993 | He will never be ready for the Tour | 1.1947 | 0.03947 | 113 | 92 | 20 | 1 |
1994 | Which cage did you say he came from? | 1.1947 | 0.03741 | 113 | 91 | 22 | 0 |
1995 | We’re all set on the running course, but the biking and swimming events need more work. | 1.1947 | 0.04142 | 113 | 93 | 18 | 2 |
1996 | No, Helen. If it's not Gruyere, he won't touch it. | 1.1947 | 0.03741 | 113 | 91 | 22 | 0 |
1997 | Did you get the Whole Foods cheese again? | 1.1947 | 0.03741 | 113 | 91 | 22 | 0 |
1998 | Well, if that doesn't prove that necessity is the Mother of invention, nothing will | 1.1947 | 0.03947 | 113 | 92 | 20 | 1 |
1999 | I think we have the winner of this rat race. | 1.1947 | 0.04142 | 113 | 93 | 18 | 2 |
2000 | So that's what happened to McGyver's exercise wheel. | 1.1947 | 0.04329 | 113 | 94 | 16 | 3 |
2001 | ''So... do you think it passed the test?'' | 1.1947 | 0.04508 | 113 | 95 | 14 | 4 |
2002 | Just imagine what might be accomplished with sharper cheese. | 1.1947 | 0.03947 | 113 | 92 | 20 | 1 |
2003 | We have to end our partnership with the jet propulsion lab. | 1.1947 | 0.04142 | 113 | 93 | 18 | 2 |
2004 | And yesterday little Elon invented this a-m-a-z-e-i-n-g rat pack. | 1.1947 | 0.04329 | 113 | 94 | 16 | 3 |
2005 | I think 'mice can fly' is a bit misleading. | 1.1947 | 0.04329 | 113 | 94 | 16 | 3 |
2006 | That always happens with the Gouda. | 1.1947 | 0.04329 | 113 | 94 | 16 | 3 |
2007 | Should have put a top on it. I knew he got that for Christmas. | 1.1947 | 0.04508 | 113 | 95 | 14 | 4 |
2008 | He's really wild about manchego. | 1.1947 | 0.04142 | 113 | 93 | 18 | 2 |
2009 | How much cheddar are we putting into this research? | 1.1947 | 0.03947 | 113 | 92 | 20 | 1 |
2010 | After one dose of CBD? I guess it is a miracle drug! | 1.1947 | 0.03947 | 113 | 92 | 20 | 1 |
2011 | When did he get the jet pack? | 1.1947 | 0.04142 | 113 | 93 | 18 | 2 |
2012 | Do you think they all come with a jet pack? | 1.1947 | 0.04142 | 113 | 93 | 18 | 2 |
2013 | Yes, this jetpack is working better than the last. | 1.1947 | 0.04142 | 113 | 93 | 18 | 2 |
2014 | They've certainly evolved, no doubt about that. | 1.1947 | 0.04142 | 113 | 93 | 18 | 2 |
2015 | Jetpack, Ratpack...it's all elite. | 1.1947 | 0.04508 | 113 | 95 | 14 | 4 |
2016 | Send his resume to YouTube. | 1.1947 | 0.04329 | 113 | 94 | 16 | 3 |
2017 | I suggest a lower quality cheese next time. | 1.1947 | 0.03741 | 113 | 91 | 22 | 0 |
2018 | The mouse thought this would be more efficient. | 1.1947 | 0.04329 | 113 | 94 | 16 | 3 |
2019 | He has really exceeded all our expectations for the cheese! | 1.1947 | 0.03947 | 113 | 92 | 20 | 1 |
2020 | Amazon has high expectations for this study...! | 1.1947 | 0.03947 | 113 | 92 | 20 | 1 |
2021 | He transferred from Bell Labs. | 1.1947 | 0.04329 | 113 | 94 | 16 | 3 |
2022 | And all we had to do was switch from American to Swiss? Huh. | 1.1947 | 0.04329 | 113 | 94 | 16 | 3 |
2023 | He only uses the jet pack when we have aged Swiss in the maize. | 1.1947 | 0.04329 | 113 | 94 | 16 | 3 |
2024 | He was in that night course. | 1.1947 | 0.03947 | 113 | 92 | 20 | 1 |
2025 | Without Brain, Pinkie was finally able to flourish ... | 1.1947 | 0.04680 | 113 | 96 | 12 | 5 |
2026 | I think it didn't work this time because he likes brie better. | 1.1947 | 0.04329 | 113 | 94 | 16 | 3 |
2027 | We need to revise the entry rules. | 1.1947 | 0.03947 | 113 | 92 | 20 | 1 |
2028 | The new batch of mice were breed at MIT, and are really too advanced for our work. | 1.1947 | 0.04329 | 113 | 94 | 16 | 3 |
2029 | I guess this supports your theory about having thumbs. | 1.1947 | 0.04142 | 113 | 93 | 18 | 2 |
2030 | It's a giant leap for mousekind | 1.1947 | 0.03741 | 113 | 91 | 22 | 0 |
2031 | Test #1048 - Replaced gouda with a mild Jarlsberg. | 1.1947 | 0.04508 | 113 | 95 | 14 | 4 |
2032 | I told you; buying Gouda is always worth it. | 1.1947 | 0.03947 | 113 | 92 | 20 | 1 |
2033 | Do you think we should rename this room the Skylab? | 1.1947 | 0.04142 | 113 | 93 | 18 | 2 |
2034 | For the next test we'll have him order for delivery. | 1.1947 | 0.04508 | 113 | 95 | 14 | 4 |
2035 | He thought you said "amazing". | 1.1947 | 0.04329 | 113 | 94 | 16 | 3 |
2036 | The Algernon strain is supposed to be off limits. | 1.1947 | 0.04142 | 113 | 93 | 18 | 2 |
2037 | We underestimated the incentive power of cheese. | 1.1947 | 0.03741 | 113 | 91 | 22 | 0 |
2038 | Told you, smoking it makes it way tastier. | 1.1947 | 0.03947 | 113 | 92 | 20 | 1 |
2039 | Now I know why they put the mouse in charge of the lab. | 1.1947 | 0.04508 | 113 | 95 | 14 | 4 |
2040 | According to the lab dogs, training is complete when they follow me around with the little plastic bags instead of a clip board | 1.1947 | 0.03947 | 113 | 92 | 20 | 1 |
2041 | Good! He found the cheese. Let's reset the maze with some peanut butter and see how he does. | 1.1947 | 0.03947 | 113 | 92 | 20 | 1 |
2042 | Does this mean I can have his cheese..? | 1.1947 | 0.04329 | 113 | 94 | 16 | 3 |
2043 | What was in the cheese we used in yesterday’s runs? | 1.1947 | 0.04142 | 113 | 93 | 18 | 2 |
2044 | He heard that the moon is made of cheese. | 1.1947 | 0.03947 | 113 | 92 | 20 | 1 |
2045 | Subject completed the maze, but looked considerably less cool without the tasseled jumpsuit. | 1.1947 | 0.04142 | 113 | 93 | 18 | 2 |
2046 | Technically, he is known as "subject B47", but we have affectionately named him Elon Mousk. | 1.1947 | 0.04329 | 113 | 94 | 16 | 3 |
2047 | We should probably cut back on the vitamins. | 1.1947 | 0.03741 | 113 | 91 | 22 | 0 |
2048 | the subject, Mr. Sniffles, is responding spectacularly, ma'am. he’s using the proffered technology to problemsolve in wholly novel ways. it's like second nature. i’ve noted the following: my king, real player shit, grinding for that cheese, maze god | 1.1947 | 0.04329 | 113 | 94 | 16 | 3 |
2049 | Another 45 years of development and then maybe humans will be ready for the jetpack! | 1.1947 | 0.04142 | 113 | 93 | 18 | 2 |
2050 | He's just showing off. Rats don't even like cheese. | 1.1947 | 0.04142 | 113 | 93 | 18 | 2 |
2051 | Superior technical adaptation skills noted..... | 1.1947 | 0.03947 | 113 | 92 | 20 | 1 |
2052 | Let's present this as a trendy 'Escape Room'... | 1.1947 | 0.04508 | 113 | 95 | 14 | 4 |
2053 | Who taught him to rappel? | 1.1947 | 0.04329 | 113 | 94 | 16 | 3 |
2054 | And this one got the placebo. | 1.1947 | 0.04680 | 113 | 96 | 12 | 5 |
2055 | Look what happens when we remove the glass ceiling. | 1.1947 | 0.04142 | 113 | 93 | 18 | 2 |
2056 | It says here he's been accepted by Mensa. | 1.1947 | 0.04142 | 113 | 93 | 18 | 2 |
2057 | Tell Elon, phase one is complete. | 1.1932 | 0.05326 | 88 | 75 | 9 | 4 |
2058 | That Algernon, you just can't keep him down. | 1.1930 | 0.04294 | 114 | 95 | 16 | 3 |
2059 | Maybe it just doesn't like cheese. | 1.1927 | 0.04219 | 109 | 90 | 17 | 2 |
2060 | What you think your better than me? | 1.1909 | 0.04379 | 110 | 92 | 15 | 3 |
2061 | All engines running. Lift. We have lift. | 1.1909 | 0.03980 | 110 | 90 | 19 | 1 |
2062 | This one’s a cheater. | 1.1909 | 0.04184 | 110 | 91 | 17 | 2 |
2063 | I never thought I'd be jealous of a mouse. | 1.1909 | 0.04565 | 110 | 93 | 13 | 4 |
2064 | Do you think that he suspects it's a trick? | 1.1909 | 0.04184 | 110 | 91 | 17 | 2 |
2065 | Did you hear that Elon Musk invented a “shrinking chamber”? | 1.1909 | 0.04184 | 110 | 91 | 17 | 2 |
2066 | Number 3768 is certainly thinking outside the box. | 1.1909 | 0.04565 | 110 | 93 | 13 | 4 |
2067 | Still care to argue that Havarti is the superior cheese, Dr. Schmidt? | 1.1909 | 0.04565 | 110 | 93 | 13 | 4 |
2068 | Bad news for our hang glider research funding! | 1.1909 | 0.04379 | 110 | 92 | 15 | 3 |
2069 | I didn't see this one coming... | 1.1909 | 0.04184 | 110 | 91 | 17 | 2 |
2070 | Looks like caffeine DOES help them escape quicker. | 1.1909 | 0.03980 | 110 | 90 | 19 | 1 |
2071 | This one was played Beethoven music, not Mozart. | 1.1909 | 0.04565 | 110 | 93 | 13 | 4 |
2072 | Jet packs aren't protocol, are they?" | 1.1909 | 0.04083 | 110 | 93 | 14 | 3 |
2073 | Well, that's just cheating. | 1.1909 | 0.04184 | 110 | 91 | 17 | 2 |
2074 | A novel consequence of cheese addiction. | 1.1909 | 0.04184 | 110 | 91 | 17 | 2 |
2075 | I've heard they really prefer gruyere. | 1.1909 | 0.03764 | 110 | 89 | 21 | 0 |
2076 | Someone left their cup of coffee in the maze. | 1.1909 | 0.03980 | 110 | 90 | 19 | 1 |
2077 | Mighty Mouse has to start somewhere. (Cue Andy Kaufman.) | 1.1909 | 0.04184 | 110 | 91 | 17 | 2 |
2078 | This one's going to skew the hell out of our statistics. | 1.1909 | 0.04184 | 110 | 91 | 17 | 2 |
2079 | He doesn't like Emmental cheese. | 1.1909 | 0.03764 | 110 | 89 | 21 | 0 |
2080 | He's not exactly Mighty Mouse, but... | 1.1909 | 0.04184 | 110 | 91 | 17 | 2 |
2081 | Poor Jerry, I think he's having a flashback to his days with Tom | 1.1909 | 0.04379 | 110 | 92 | 15 | 3 |
2082 | Would it be against our deontology to put it on Youtube? | 1.1909 | 0.03416 | 110 | 90 | 20 | 0 |
2083 | Her coach said she should change the rules of the game. | 1.1909 | 0.03980 | 110 | 90 | 19 | 1 |
2084 | Go get Charlie | 1.1909 | 0.03980 | 110 | 90 | 19 | 1 |
2085 | I didn’t have the heart to tell him he’s lactose intolerant. | 1.1909 | 0.03980 | 110 | 90 | 19 | 1 |
2086 | Cheese is the Mother of invention. | 1.1909 | 0.04379 | 110 | 92 | 15 | 3 |
2087 | Don't view this as a failure, but as a chance to learn. | 1.1909 | 0.03980 | 110 | 90 | 19 | 1 |
2088 | We may need to revisit the experimental design. | 1.1909 | 0.04379 | 110 | 92 | 15 | 3 |
2089 | I guess they prefer the brie. | 1.1909 | 0.04184 | 110 | 91 | 17 | 2 |
2090 | We're developing alternatives to 'Boots on the Ground'! | 1.1909 | 0.04565 | 110 | 93 | 13 | 4 |
2091 | Well this makes all the current mousetraps obsolete. | 1.1909 | 0.04379 | 110 | 92 | 15 | 3 |
2092 | He got tired of the same old rat-race. | 1.1909 | 0.03764 | 110 | 89 | 21 | 0 |
2093 | With a name like Elon Mousk, we should've seen this coming. | 1.1909 | 0.04379 | 110 | 92 | 15 | 3 |
2094 | We should switch to low fat cheese. | 1.1909 | 0.03764 | 110 | 89 | 21 | 0 |
2095 | And you said they weren’t watching how to videos on YouTube! | 1.1909 | 0.03980 | 110 | 90 | 19 | 1 |
2096 | They told me he was A-mazing; I just didn't understand. | 1.1909 | 0.03980 | 110 | 90 | 19 | 1 |
2097 | This guy's Good." | 1.1909 | 0.04083 | 110 | 93 | 14 | 3 |
2098 | The flybotomy has exceeded our expectations. | 1.1909 | 0.04184 | 110 | 91 | 17 | 2 |
2099 | He said, "Swiss? Again? Why is it always Swiss?" | 1.1909 | 0.03980 | 110 | 90 | 19 | 1 |
2100 | We should have just given him up for adoption like I told you. This is on you | 1.1909 | 0.04184 | 110 | 91 | 17 | 2 |
2101 | Big improvement, operating in the third dimension. | 1.1909 | 0.03764 | 110 | 89 | 21 | 0 |
2102 | See? The mice we get from private labs really are smarter than the ones we get from public labs. | 1.1909 | 0.04184 | 110 | 91 | 17 | 2 |
2103 | That’s funny. When I was a kid, I wanted to be an elevator operator. | 1.1869 | 0.04013 | 107 | 88 | 18 | 1 |
2104 | Russia is already up? | 1.1869 | 0.04430 | 107 | 90 | 14 | 3 |
2105 | Ya know, we’ve been debating whether to call it the 9th floor or the 9th tier | 1.1869 | 0.04227 | 107 | 89 | 16 | 2 |
2106 | I started to feel like work was a ferocious void so they sent me home | 1.1869 | 0.03008 | 107 | 89 | 18 | 0 |
2107 | Do you want to write the methods section? | 1.1869 | 0.04013 | 107 | 88 | 18 | 1 |
2108 | We're going to need a bigger maze. One with a ceiling. | 1.1869 | 0.04430 | 107 | 90 | 14 | 3 |
2109 | Those who are happy are not without pain, they just know how not to be controlled by it. | 1.1869 | 0.04430 | 107 | 90 | 14 | 3 |
2110 | There's always one who thinks he's smarter. | 1.1869 | 0.04227 | 107 | 89 | 16 | 2 |
2111 | Did you tell him it's very rare and found only in the Swiss Alps?" | 1.1869 | 0.04013 | 107 | 88 | 18 | 1 |
2112 | He is a natural in using the jetpack to get to the cheese." Michael Sivak, Ann Arbor, M | 1.1869 | 0.04227 | 107 | 89 | 16 | 2 |
2113 | This one thinks outside the maze. | 1.1869 | 0.04227 | 107 | 89 | 16 | 2 |
2114 | Are we monitoring its night time activities? | 1.1869 | 0.04227 | 107 | 89 | 16 | 2 |
2115 | We want to find out if mice are as racist as humans. | 1.1869 | 0.03786 | 107 | 87 | 20 | 0 |
2116 | Then we'll see how the other 99 mice can live off what he leaves behind. | 1.1869 | 0.04227 | 107 | 89 | 16 | 2 |
2117 | Testing complete. Space Force mission # 1 successful.” | 1.1869 | 0.04625 | 107 | 91 | 12 | 4 |
2118 | I think it’s all those Utube videos they’ve been watching in the lab | 1.1869 | 0.04013 | 107 | 88 | 18 | 1 |
2119 | Amazingly, the mouse doesn't seem to care that the cheese is full of holes. By the way, about our pension fund... | 1.1869 | 0.04227 | 107 | 89 | 16 | 2 |
2120 | He didn’t like our cheese. | 1.1869 | 0.04227 | 107 | 89 | 16 | 2 |
2121 | I told you that Muenster was exceptionally good. | 1.1869 | 0.04430 | 107 | 90 | 14 | 3 |
2122 | Did you say cheese for lunch? | 1.1869 | 0.04013 | 107 | 88 | 18 | 1 |
2123 | Your experiment to create super-intelligent rats has me a bit worried. | 1.1869 | 0.04430 | 107 | 90 | 14 | 3 |
2124 | Let's stop lining their cages with Sharper Image. | 1.1869 | 0.04013 | 107 | 88 | 18 | 1 |
2125 | We need to stop using the transgenic mice. | 1.1869 | 0.04430 | 107 | 90 | 14 | 3 |
2126 | Maybe we shouldn't have accepted that grant from Elon Musk? | 1.1869 | 0.03786 | 107 | 87 | 20 | 0 |
2127 | This is why we only use white mice | 1.1869 | 0.04227 | 107 | 89 | 16 | 2 |
2128 | Modern technology changes everything. | 1.1869 | 0.04625 | 107 | 91 | 12 | 4 |
2129 | Maybe it wasn't such a good idea to nickname him "Mighty Mouse"! | 1.1869 | 0.04227 | 107 | 89 | 16 | 2 |
2130 | This one's not that complicated, but Volunteers are NOT lining up for the cheese. | 1.1869 | 0.04013 | 107 | 88 | 18 | 1 |
2131 | I guess we always knew that one day the rodent brain would rise above the maze challenge | 1.1869 | 0.04430 | 107 | 90 | 14 | 3 |
2132 | He's the one I borrowed from Elon Musk. | 1.1869 | 0.04013 | 107 | 88 | 18 | 1 |
2133 | It’s a delivery company called A-mouse-zon. | 1.1869 | 0.04625 | 107 | 91 | 12 | 4 |
2134 | And how many Mission Impossible movies did he watch? | 1.1869 | 0.04625 | 107 | 91 | 12 | 4 |
2135 | Perhaps it's from the Jet Propulsion Lab. | 1.1869 | 0.04430 | 107 | 90 | 14 | 3 |
2136 | We could have just used kangaroo rats. | 1.1869 | 0.04430 | 107 | 90 | 14 | 3 |
2137 | He says he's our wealthiest mouse, and that if he can afford it, it can't be considered cheating. | 1.1869 | 0.04430 | 107 | 90 | 14 | 3 |
2138 | Isn't evolution amazing? | 1.1869 | 0.04013 | 107 | 88 | 18 | 1 |
2139 | Tell me, how does our study protocol account for outright cheating? | 1.1869 | 0.04430 | 107 | 90 | 14 | 3 |
2140 | He might need some oil to quiet his squeaks. | 1.1869 | 0.04013 | 107 | 88 | 18 | 1 |
2141 | It is your first time? Don’t worry, we won’t try on you! | 1.1869 | 0.04227 | 107 | 89 | 16 | 2 |
2142 | We'll need to cover this up. | 1.1869 | 0.04227 | 107 | 89 | 16 | 2 |
2143 | Years of trial and error have taught me how to get my research grant extended. | 1.1869 | 0.04227 | 107 | 89 | 16 | 2 |
2144 | He thinks he’s landing on the moon. | 1.1869 | 0.04430 | 107 | 90 | 14 | 3 |
2145 | The Space X logo is the most baffling!! | 1.1869 | 0.04013 | 107 | 88 | 18 | 1 |
2146 | But we're not testing them for memory. We're testing them for ingenuity. | 1.1869 | 0.04227 | 107 | 89 | 16 | 2 |
2147 | Here he is to save the day. | 1.1869 | 0.04013 | 107 | 88 | 18 | 1 |
2148 | He had a bad attitude, but he was always the smartest in the class. | 1.1869 | 0.04013 | 107 | 88 | 18 | 1 |
2149 | Actually, I was on the team that developed the knockout mouse in 1989 and went on to win the Nobel Prize in 2007. I just adjunct in the lab to help pay off my student loans. | 1.1869 | 0.04625 | 107 | 91 | 12 | 4 |
2150 | All you talk about is how much of a genius he is. If he's such a genius, why does he use it to get cheese and not to escape from the laboratory? | 1.1869 | 0.04227 | 107 | 89 | 16 | 2 |
2151 | the indoor pool, Sir | 1.1863 | 0.04233 | 102 | 87 | 12 | 3 |
2152 | which floor? the infinity and beyond please | 1.1863 | 0.04971 | 102 | 88 | 9 | 5 |
2153 | iGRUSS GOTT" 4 | 1.1863 | 0.04772 | 102 | 87 | 11 | 4 |
2154 | Don’t stop until we lose gravity. | 1.1863 | 0.04564 | 102 | 86 | 13 | 3 |
2155 | He's smarter than your'e dumbass. | 1.1863 | 0.04564 | 102 | 86 | 13 | 3 |
2156 | We're gonna need bigger walls. | 1.1863 | 0.04346 | 102 | 85 | 15 | 2 |
2157 | I guess he isn't happy with his cut of the cheese. | 1.1863 | 0.04564 | 102 | 86 | 13 | 3 |
2158 | C'mon Ron, I told you not to cheat. | 1.1863 | 0.04564 | 102 | 86 | 13 | 3 |
2159 | Maybe he's lactose intolerant. | 1.1863 | 0.04564 | 102 | 86 | 13 | 3 |
2160 | Keep in mind that's just one sample. | 1.1863 | 0.04772 | 102 | 87 | 11 | 4 |
2161 | Death is not the end. | 1.1863 | 0.04971 | 102 | 88 | 9 | 5 |
2162 | He doesn’t like his study arm assignment! | 1.1863 | 0.04564 | 102 | 86 | 13 | 3 |
2163 | Clearly he thought out of the box. I mean the maze, | 1.1863 | 0.04564 | 102 | 86 | 13 | 3 |
2164 | It’s simply a rat race in there! | 1.1863 | 0.04971 | 102 | 88 | 9 | 5 |
2165 | technology is changing, the rat race it changing, what are we going to do Henry? | 1.1863 | 0.04346 | 102 | 85 | 15 | 2 |
2166 | I blame social media. | 1.1863 | 0.04346 | 102 | 85 | 15 | 2 |
2167 | To make the experiment really fair we need comparison results from a two-legged specimen. | 1.1863 | 0.04346 | 102 | 85 | 15 | 2 |
2168 | He arrived at my house for dinner last week. | 1.1852 | 0.04585 | 108 | 92 | 12 | 4 |
2169 | I call it a Crispr Cocktail... mouse with some snippets of Elon Musk and Evel Knievel. | 1.1852 | 0.04191 | 108 | 90 | 16 | 2 |
2170 | So, what’s new? | 1.1845 | 0.04729 | 103 | 88 | 11 | 4 |
2171 | That's the one with the Elon Musk gene implant. | 1.1845 | 0.04523 | 103 | 87 | 13 | 3 |
2172 | Are you sure this will help us understand the Senate? | 1.1845 | 0.04523 | 103 | 87 | 13 | 3 |
2173 | OK, this is the last time we’re running tests on the Elon Muskrat. | 1.1845 | 0.04523 | 103 | 87 | 13 | 3 |
2174 | ...was this the one who drank his own piss?" | 1.1845 | 0.04729 | 103 | 88 | 11 | 4 |
2175 | Houston, is there a problem? | 1.1810 | 0.04010 | 105 | 87 | 17 | 1 |
2176 | Sir, please take a seat and fasten your seatbelt For lift off . | 1.1810 | 0.04232 | 105 | 88 | 15 | 2 |
2177 | He resents being underemployed. | 1.1810 | 0.03775 | 105 | 86 | 19 | 0 |
2178 | He says it also doubles as raclette when landing | 1.1810 | 0.03775 | 105 | 86 | 19 | 0 |
2179 | I think he heard about the moon Karen! | 1.1810 | 0.03775 | 105 | 86 | 19 | 0 |
2180 | We need a 3D maze. | 1.1810 | 0.02451 | 105 | 89 | 16 | 0 |
2181 | Where'd he get the outfit? | 1.1810 | 0.04232 | 105 | 88 | 15 | 2 |
2182 | This one seems to have a jump on the rest. | 1.1810 | 0.03775 | 105 | 86 | 19 | 0 |
2183 | She’d gotten a lab rat to build and operate his own tiny jet pack, but Laura’s coworker Jerry still couldn’t keep his eyes off her tits. | 1.1810 | 0.04444 | 105 | 89 | 13 | 3 |
2184 | Just a-mazing! | 1.1810 | 0.04645 | 105 | 90 | 11 | 4 |
2185 | Maud’s son? Is that who smuggled in equipment for the little cheat? | 1.1810 | 0.04232 | 105 | 88 | 15 | 2 |
2186 | i think the mice are talking of over with their technology! | 1.1810 | 0.03775 | 105 | 86 | 19 | 0 |
2187 | I was told he has a steep learning curve | 1.1810 | 0.04444 | 105 | 89 | 13 | 3 |
2188 | He said he's moving to Canada. | 1.1810 | 0.04232 | 105 | 88 | 15 | 2 |
2189 | I call him liddle' rocket mouse. | 1.1810 | 0.03775 | 105 | 86 | 19 | 0 |
2190 | I hope this one isn't lactose intolerant like the last one. | 1.1810 | 0.04444 | 105 | 89 | 13 | 3 |
2191 | I guess he felt the need, the need for cheese. | 1.1810 | 0.04232 | 105 | 88 | 15 | 2 |
2192 | I think this one was bred with the X-games chromosome. | 1.1810 | 0.04010 | 105 | 87 | 17 | 1 |
2193 | They really are everywhere | 1.1810 | 0.03524 | 105 | 90 | 13 | 2 |
2194 | He somehow slipped through the cracks. | 1.1810 | 0.04010 | 105 | 87 | 17 | 1 |
2195 | Always change a losing game. | 1.1810 | 0.02451 | 105 | 89 | 16 | 0 |
2196 | Life was so much simpler then.... | 1.1810 | 0.04232 | 105 | 88 | 15 | 2 |
2197 | You two go first! | 1.1810 | 0.02632 | 105 | 92 | 11 | 2 |
2198 | So, do you want to make the appointments with OSHA, PETA, ASPCA and Netflix, or shall I? | 1.1810 | 0.04645 | 105 | 90 | 11 | 4 |
2199 | I might venture to hypothesize that this falls into a category of animal behavior most often referred to as ‘gaming the system.’ | 1.1810 | 0.04838 | 105 | 91 | 9 | 5 |
2200 | Who let that drone mouse in the lab? | 1.1810 | 0.03894 | 105 | 89 | 14 | 2 |
2201 | He said he got that in Area 51, too. | 1.1810 | 0.04645 | 105 | 90 | 11 | 4 |
2202 | The military isn't going to like this, especially if he starts to breed. | 1.1810 | 0.04232 | 105 | 88 | 15 | 2 |
2203 | He’s devoted his life to research | 1.1810 | 0.04010 | 105 | 87 | 17 | 1 |
2204 | What do you think this means for his spatial intelligence? | 1.1810 | 0.04010 | 105 | 87 | 17 | 1 |
2205 | He outsmart us. | 1.1810 | 0.04010 | 105 | 87 | 17 | 1 |
2206 | Record time! He found it in .005 seconds. | 1.1810 | 0.04444 | 105 | 89 | 13 | 3 |
2207 | He says this cheese will be perfect for his quiche recipe. | 1.1810 | 0.04444 | 105 | 89 | 13 | 3 |
2208 | I told you to leave the glass ceiling alone. | 1.1810 | 0.04010 | 105 | 87 | 17 | 1 |
2209 | Clever and antisocial; must be Aspergers. | 1.1810 | 0.04232 | 105 | 88 | 15 | 2 |
2210 | If you had read "The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy," as I told you to, you'd understand | 1.1810 | 0.04444 | 105 | 89 | 13 | 3 |
2211 | Finally, some realization of the promise that technology will allow us to escape the rate race.... | 1.1810 | 0.04010 | 105 | 87 | 17 | 1 |
2212 | He told me he was getting tired and couldn't walk any further. | 1.1810 | 0.04444 | 105 | 89 | 13 | 3 |
2213 | I think for the first time ever we'll be able to proudly say that this drug was tested on animals. He's a genius. | 1.1810 | 0.04232 | 105 | 88 | 15 | 2 |
2214 | The pay-to-win option may be skewing our results. | 1.1810 | 0.04010 | 105 | 87 | 17 | 1 |
2215 | Forget the maze, when did you teach him to steal the prototype from next door? | 1.1810 | 0.03775 | 105 | 86 | 19 | 0 |
2216 | He forgot his clipboard again. We told him what would happen. | 1.1810 | 0.04444 | 105 | 89 | 13 | 3 |
2217 | I'm postulating that the energy used equals the mouse's mass times the smell of the cheese squared." | 1.1810 | 0.04232 | 105 | 88 | 15 | 2 |
2218 | Now he says he's sick of the ratrace and on strike". | 1.1810 | 0.04645 | 105 | 90 | 11 | 4 |
2219 | We shouldn't have named him Elon | 1.1810 | 0.04010 | 105 | 87 | 17 | 1 |
2220 | This changes everything. | 1.1810 | 0.04232 | 105 | 88 | 15 | 2 |
2221 | That must be some pretty fantastic cheese. | 1.1810 | 0.04645 | 105 | 90 | 11 | 4 |
2222 | I hope this one's more cooperative. The last one called 911. | 1.1810 | 0.04232 | 105 | 88 | 15 | 2 |
2223 | I think we made the maze too hard. | 1.1810 | 0.04232 | 105 | 88 | 15 | 2 |
2224 | It's too bad this one can't run for political office. | 1.1810 | 0.04232 | 105 | 88 | 15 | 2 |
2225 | My therapist said I need to ‘face my fears’ | 1.1765 | 0.04496 | 102 | 87 | 12 | 3 |
2226 | Just promise me, don’t take me to the stars” | 1.1765 | 0.03793 | 102 | 84 | 18 | 0 |
2227 | Be right back, just going to check on last years New Years resolutions! | 1.1765 | 0.04496 | 102 | 87 | 12 | 3 |
2228 | My apologies. Maybe we lied when we said our rooftop view was “out of this world...” | 1.1765 | 0.04041 | 102 | 85 | 16 | 1 |
2229 | HA HA HA! | WAS OUT THERE FOR JUST A WEEK AND TOTALLY FORGOT ABOUT GRAVITY | 1.1765 | 0.04275 | 102 | 86 | 14 | 2 |
2230 | I need space, Gary. | 1.1765 | 0.04496 | 102 | 87 | 12 | 3 |
2231 | Are you going up or down? | 1.1765 | 0.04496 | 102 | 87 | 12 | 3 |
2232 | The floor is essentially tile | 1.1765 | 0.04275 | 102 | 86 | 14 | 2 |
2233 | Oh, rats! | 1.1765 | 0.04496 | 102 | 87 | 12 | 3 |
2234 | Looks like Elon Musk has decided to join the rat race. | 1.1765 | 0.04496 | 102 | 87 | 12 | 3 |
2235 | Trust me,the little green curtains will be more calming. | 1.1765 | 0.04041 | 102 | 85 | 16 | 1 |
2236 | Yeah, pretty cool he has the jet pack, but he still called you the N-word. | 1.1765 | 0.04275 | 102 | 86 | 14 | 2 |
2237 | Must be a kangaroo rat. | 1.1765 | 0.04496 | 102 | 87 | 12 | 3 |
2238 | He'll never learn a thing this way. | 1.1765 | 0.04275 | 102 | 86 | 14 | 2 |
2239 | He's overachieving. | 1.1765 | 0.03793 | 102 | 84 | 18 | 0 |
2240 | He learned that from you, Derek. | 1.1765 | 0.04275 | 102 | 86 | 14 | 2 |
2241 | Ellon Mousek | 1.1765 | 0.04496 | 102 | 87 | 12 | 3 |
2242 | Where's our jet packs? | 1.1765 | 0.04041 | 102 | 85 | 16 | 1 |
2243 | He's filing for disability" | 1.1765 | 0.04275 | 102 | 86 | 14 | 2 |
2244 | Don't take it so hard. Every industry gets disrupted eventually. | 1.1765 | 0.04041 | 102 | 85 | 16 | 1 |
2245 | This could get messy. He is lactose intolerant. | 1.1765 | 0.04275 | 102 | 86 | 14 | 2 |
2246 | First,it will have to pass the flight test. | 1.1765 | 0.04275 | 102 | 86 | 14 | 2 |
2247 | A domestic washed rind sheep’s milk! Now I have seen everything! | 1.1765 | 0.04707 | 102 | 88 | 10 | 4 |
2248 | We have our nominee for the rodent stud farm | 1.1765 | 0.04041 | 102 | 85 | 16 | 1 |
2249 | Necessity is the mother of invention. | 1.1765 | 0.04496 | 102 | 87 | 12 | 3 |
2250 | And in our R&D programs, we try to integrate all stakeholders into the development process. | 1.1765 | 0.04496 | 102 | 87 | 12 | 3 |
2251 | Jet Rat-Pack" | 1.1765 | 0.04275 | 102 | 86 | 14 | 2 |
2252 | Avoiding the maze is not an option ! | 1.1765 | 0.04275 | 102 | 86 | 14 | 2 |
2253 | I WILL NOT return! | 1.1765 | 0.04041 | 102 | 85 | 16 | 1 |
2254 | We can use the grant on something else if we ditch this ridiculous maze | 1.1765 | 0.04496 | 102 | 87 | 12 | 3 |
2255 | This is taking spatial learning of a maze to a whole new level | 1.1765 | 0.04496 | 102 | 87 | 12 | 3 |
2256 | We increased the size of the cheese to stimulate his inventiveness. | 1.1765 | 0.04496 | 102 | 87 | 12 | 3 |
2257 | I'm not really sure what we expected but I didn't expect this. | 1.1765 | 0.04275 | 102 | 86 | 14 | 2 |
2258 | That’s his warmup for the maze. | 1.1765 | 0.04041 | 102 | 85 | 16 | 1 |
2259 | He used to be a test mouse in the engineering department. | 1.1765 | 0.04275 | 102 | 86 | 14 | 2 |
2260 | And I think it's gonna be a long long time 'Till touch down brings me round again to find I'm not the man they think I am at home Oh no no no I'm a rocket man | 1.1765 | 0.04275 | 102 | 86 | 14 | 2 |
2261 | It’s the only way I could get him to come for his rehabilitation appointments. | 1.1765 | 0.03793 | 102 | 84 | 18 | 0 |
2262 | His flying good. His landing not so good. | 1.1765 | 0.04041 | 102 | 85 | 16 | 1 |
2263 | Think it's too easy? | 1.1765 | 0.04041 | 102 | 85 | 16 | 1 |
2264 | Even Millenial Mice are spoiled, it looks like cheese is not enough for them anymore | 1.1765 | 0.03793 | 102 | 84 | 18 | 0 |
2265 | He doesn't seem to like the gorgonzola. | 1.1765 | 0.04041 | 102 | 85 | 16 | 1 |
2266 | He arrived at breakfast looking like a droned rat. | 1.1765 | 0.03793 | 102 | 84 | 18 | 0 |
2267 | We have to redesign the maze. | 1.1765 | 0.03793 | 102 | 84 | 18 | 0 |
2268 | Maybe we should decrease Algernon's dose? | 1.1765 | 0.03793 | 102 | 84 | 18 | 0 |
2269 | Did I take the pill again? | 1.1765 | 0.04707 | 102 | 88 | 10 | 4 |
2270 | Didn't anyone read him the rules? | 1.1765 | 0.04275 | 102 | 86 | 14 | 2 |
2271 | Right, very cute. How COULD it hurt to allow him a backpack? | 1.1765 | 0.04041 | 102 | 85 | 16 | 1 |
2272 | And thus began the mouse take-over. | 1.1765 | 0.04496 | 102 | 87 | 12 | 3 |
2273 | This is the prototype for their aged care facility | 1.1765 | 0.04275 | 102 | 86 | 14 | 2 |
2274 | I think he figured it out! | 1.1765 | 0.04041 | 102 | 85 | 16 | 1 |
2275 | First, Google Maps. Now, this. | 1.1765 | 0.04041 | 102 | 85 | 16 | 1 |
2276 | They rejected the camembert | 1.1765 | 0.03793 | 102 | 84 | 18 | 0 |
2277 | I know you set this up | 1.1765 | 0.04275 | 102 | 86 | 14 | 2 |
2278 | You're going the wrong way stupid | 1.1765 | 0.03793 | 102 | 84 | 18 | 0 |
2279 | How many times has he been through this maze? | 1.1765 | 0.03793 | 102 | 84 | 18 | 0 |
2280 | Would you like a chair, Dr. Squeeks? | 1.1765 | 0.04041 | 102 | 85 | 16 | 1 |
2281 | Very disappointing, he still ain't got the cheese. | 1.1765 | 0.03793 | 102 | 84 | 18 | 0 |
2282 | Do you want to write that UP? | 1.1765 | 0.04275 | 102 | 86 | 14 | 2 |
2283 | The neuro-peptides have added a whole NEW angle to our research. | 1.1765 | 0.04041 | 102 | 85 | 16 | 1 |
2284 | Techno hacks take the fun out of my job. | 1.1765 | 0.04041 | 102 | 85 | 16 | 1 |
2285 | Douglas Adams might have been on to something... | 1.1765 | 0.04496 | 102 | 87 | 12 | 3 |
2286 | Perhaps it's time for a new challenge. | 1.1765 | 0.03793 | 102 | 84 | 18 | 0 |
2287 | He's lactose intolerant. | 1.1765 | 0.04041 | 102 | 85 | 16 | 1 |
2288 | I think our careers would be safer claiming we just saw a UFO. | 1.1765 | 0.04275 | 102 | 86 | 14 | 2 |
2289 | Hey, who just cut the cheese? | 1.1765 | 0.04275 | 102 | 86 | 14 | 2 |
2290 | ...precisely as I expected. | 1.1765 | 0.04041 | 102 | 85 | 16 | 1 |
2291 | This one can't even figure out how mazes are supposed to work. | 1.1765 | 0.04496 | 102 | 87 | 12 | 3 |
2292 | Just so you know, all of the jumping was purely for educational purposes. | 1.1717 | 0.04771 | 99 | 86 | 9 | 4 |
2293 | Sorry, we dont go that far up. | 1.1717 | 0.04549 | 99 | 85 | 11 | 3 |
2294 | Laundry day?’ | 1.1717 | 0.04071 | 99 | 83 | 15 | 1 |
2295 | There was no prep for this small talk thing. | 1.1717 | 0.04317 | 99 | 84 | 13 | 2 |
2296 | Power dressing for millenials | 1.1717 | 0.04771 | 99 | 86 | 9 | 4 |
2297 | In 3...2...1... | 1.1717 | 0.03810 | 99 | 82 | 17 | 0 |
2298 | MR ARMSTRONG, THE STAGE IS SET IN HALL NUMBER 8° | 1.1717 | 0.04317 | 99 | 84 | 13 | 2 |
2299 | Where is my Tesla dude? | 1.1717 | 0.04549 | 99 | 85 | 11 | 3 |
2300 | Can you count down this time? | 1.1717 | 0.04771 | 99 | 86 | 9 | 4 |
2301 | Moonwalk contest, on the right sir | 1.1717 | 0.04071 | 99 | 83 | 15 | 1 |
2302 | I know it's ridiculous, but we have to do this if we want Elon Musk to keep funding us. | 1.1717 | 0.04071 | 99 | 83 | 15 | 1 |
2303 | Just as I expected. She couldn't find the right way to get there. | 1.1717 | 0.04549 | 99 | 85 | 11 | 3 |
2304 | He has an Uber Drone waiting outside | 1.1717 | 0.04549 | 99 | 85 | 11 | 3 |
2305 | I think someone from NASA must have a key to our lab. | 1.1717 | 0.04317 | 99 | 84 | 13 | 2 |
2306 | Thats what we get for naming him "Elon Mousk" | 1.1717 | 0.04071 | 99 | 83 | 15 | 1 |
2307 | "Should we have something for the runner-up?" | 1.1717 | 0.04317 | 99 | 84 | 13 | 2 |
2308 | The department of tourism cannot get wind of this. | 1.1717 | 0.04071 | 99 | 83 | 15 | 1 |
2309 | An Elon Musk-rat. | 1.1717 | 0.03810 | 99 | 82 | 17 | 0 |
2310 | I'm outta here! | 1.1717 | 0.03943 | 99 | 85 | 12 | 2 |
2311 | Let me guess: he's the one from Mexico? | 1.1717 | 0.04071 | 99 | 83 | 15 | 1 |
2312 | If you think that's impressive, wait until you see the Cybertruck. | 1.1717 | 0.04549 | 99 | 85 | 11 | 3 |
2313 | Let's get a baseline on us first. I love swiss cheese. | 1.1717 | 0.04317 | 99 | 84 | 13 | 2 |
2314 | Are you sure this is going to work, Ratatouille? | 1.1717 | 0.03810 | 99 | 82 | 17 | 0 |
2315 | I glued the cheese. | 1.1717 | 0.04549 | 99 | 85 | 11 | 3 |
2316 | This one is knows how to think outside the box | 1.1717 | 0.04071 | 99 | 83 | 15 | 1 |
2317 | Should have gone with simple Cheddar not Barely Buzzed. | 1.1717 | 0.04317 | 99 | 84 | 13 | 2 |
2318 | We'd better notify the Border Patrol about this. | 1.1717 | 0.04071 | 99 | 83 | 15 | 1 |
2319 | Belichick taught him that one. | 1.1717 | 0.04071 | 99 | 83 | 15 | 1 |
2320 | Well, I guess Algernon's been watching James Bond..." | 1.1717 | 0.04549 | 99 | 85 | 11 | 3 |
2321 | I think we need to cut back a bit on the diet pills. | 1.1717 | 0.04317 | 99 | 84 | 13 | 2 |
2322 | So what if his first maze was not until age 37. | 1.1717 | 0.04317 | 99 | 84 | 13 | 2 |
2323 | Exhibiting signs of twenty-twenty vision | 1.1717 | 0.04317 | 99 | 84 | 13 | 2 |
2324 | Man, I didn't know mice could evolve into Millennials! | 1.1717 | 0.04071 | 99 | 83 | 15 | 1 |
2325 | Should we phone Elon Musk? | 1.1717 | 0.04071 | 99 | 83 | 15 | 1 |
2326 | Nope, I don't think this one will find the cheese either - his GPS is programmed to "the hell out of here." | 1.1717 | 0.04317 | 99 | 84 | 13 | 2 |
2327 | How much will it cost to put a ceiling on it? | 1.1717 | 0.04071 | 99 | 83 | 15 | 1 |
2328 | You got them rocket packs for Chrismas? How thoughtful. | 1.1717 | 0.04317 | 99 | 84 | 13 | 2 |
2329 | We shouldn't have shown them the Wheel | 1.1717 | 0.04071 | 99 | 83 | 15 | 1 |
2330 | Look at the maze we live in. Maybe we should joint it. | 1.1717 | 0.04071 | 99 | 83 | 15 | 1 |
2331 | Another escapee from the Silcon Valley lab. | 1.1717 | 0.04317 | 99 | 84 | 13 | 2 |
2332 | Is this the one with the modified JTPCK gene? | 1.1717 | 0.04071 | 99 | 83 | 15 | 1 |
2333 | A jet pack for the rat pack | 1.1717 | 0.03810 | 99 | 82 | 17 | 0 |
2334 | Noted: #24 doesn't do lactose | 1.1717 | 0.04771 | 99 | 86 | 9 | 4 |
2335 | That explains the tiny TV walking up the stairs | 1.1717 | 0.03810 | 99 | 82 | 17 | 0 |
2336 | Mouse. James Mouse. | 1.1717 | 0.03810 | 99 | 82 | 17 | 0 |
2337 | I'm also worried about the integrity of the experiment. | 1.1717 | 0.03810 | 99 | 82 | 17 | 0 |
2338 | We left the window open, didn't we? | 1.1717 | 0.04317 | 99 | 84 | 13 | 2 |
2339 | He hired a lobbyist. | 1.1717 | 0.04317 | 99 | 84 | 13 | 2 |
2340 | this really does not help our carbon footprint | 1.1717 | 0.04317 | 99 | 84 | 13 | 2 |
2341 | You know what..? I forgot to switch out the cheese, that’s the expired stuff. | 1.1717 | 0.04071 | 99 | 83 | 15 | 1 |
2342 | Dang! I was hoping he wouldn’t spot the cheese. I forgot my lunch again. | 1.1717 | 0.04071 | 99 | 83 | 15 | 1 |
2343 | That's one small step for rats, and a giant leap towards more cheese | 1.1717 | 0.04771 | 99 | 86 | 9 | 4 |
2344 | We got this group from Elon Musk's lab. | 1.1717 | 0.04317 | 99 | 84 | 13 | 2 |
2345 | Is he deserting a sinking laboratory? | 1.1717 | 0.04071 | 99 | 83 | 15 | 1 |
2346 | I am pretty sure we can reproduce these results as long as we use the same subjects. | 1.1717 | 0.04549 | 99 | 85 | 11 | 3 |
2347 | Obviously cat drones are next. | 1.1717 | 0.04549 | 99 | 85 | 11 | 3 |
2348 | He's come a long way from churning cream into butter, hasn't he? | 1.1717 | 0.04549 | 99 | 85 | 11 | 3 |
2349 | I told you bringing in the California rats would change everything. | 1.1717 | 0.04317 | 99 | 84 | 13 | 2 |
2350 | Is that covered under the budget? | 1.1717 | 0.03810 | 99 | 82 | 17 | 0 |
2351 | 'He wants to know how we're getting on with the Air to Cat Missiles'. | 1.1717 | 0.04549 | 99 | 85 | 11 | 3 |
2352 | This is implausible but, like, not as implausible as Emperor Palpatine having kids. | 1.1717 | 0.04317 | 99 | 84 | 13 | 2 |
2353 | I think they forgot to make the glass ceiling. | 1.1717 | 0.04317 | 99 | 84 | 13 | 2 |
2354 | Is it just a coincidence that we named this one Elon? | 1.1717 | 0.04071 | 99 | 83 | 15 | 1 |
2355 | He tired of the Tesla faster than we anticipated | 1.1717 | 0.04317 | 99 | 84 | 13 | 2 |
2356 | Did we just invent airborne rabies? | 1.1717 | 0.04549 | 99 | 85 | 11 | 3 |
2357 | We can still publish something from this | 1.1717 | 0.04317 | 99 | 84 | 13 | 2 |
2358 | Shall we get him to grill us a piece? | 1.1717 | 0.04317 | 99 | 84 | 13 | 2 |
2359 | Whoa! I didn't see that move at all. | 1.1717 | 0.04317 | 99 | 84 | 13 | 2 |
2360 | I guess we know what happened to the Zippo you thought was lost.... | 1.1717 | 0.04771 | 99 | 86 | 9 | 4 |
2361 | I wonder where he got the fuel. | 1.1717 | 0.04071 | 99 | 83 | 15 | 1 |
2362 | He wasn’t kidding when he said he was going to the “jet propulsion lab”.... | 1.1717 | 0.04317 | 99 | 84 | 13 | 2 |
2363 | I let him watch the Jetsons on TV at night | 1.1717 | 0.04317 | 99 | 84 | 13 | 2 |
2364 | We should really stop buying rats from MIT. | 1.1717 | 0.03810 | 99 | 82 | 17 | 0 |
2365 | We call hm Elan Muskrat. | 1.1717 | 0.04071 | 99 | 83 | 15 | 1 |
2366 | Where did that rat get a mini-jet pack? | 1.1717 | 0.04549 | 99 | 85 | 11 | 3 |
2367 | Did the order say research mice or researcher mice? | 1.1717 | 0.04071 | 99 | 83 | 15 | 1 |
2368 | The term Mouseketeer is taken. | 1.1717 | 0.04549 | 99 | 85 | 11 | 3 |
2369 | He’s a secret agent of disease | 1.1717 | 0.04317 | 99 | 84 | 13 | 2 |
2370 | And that's why I said don't use a Musk rat | 1.1717 | 0.04549 | 99 | 85 | 11 | 3 |
2371 | The power of privilege | 1.1717 | 0.04071 | 99 | 83 | 15 | 1 |
2372 | We shouldn’t have used Jetson for this. | 1.1717 | 0.02702 | 99 | 86 | 12 | 1 |
2373 | MacGuyver the Mouse” lives up to his name | 1.1717 | 0.03810 | 99 | 82 | 17 | 0 |
2374 | We may have SERIOUSLY underestimated its resourcefulness, or, it could just be a fluke. | 1.1717 | 0.04317 | 99 | 84 | 13 | 2 |
2375 | Last time we'll order from the MIT Specimen Nursery, regardless of the 'special pricing' offer. | 1.1717 | 0.04549 | 99 | 85 | 11 | 3 |
2376 | He was chosen to be the first mouse on Mars. We always make sure he gets the cheese. | 1.1717 | 0.04317 | 99 | 84 | 13 | 2 |
2377 | This is what happens when Elon Musk gets involved. | 1.1717 | 0.04549 | 99 | 85 | 11 | 3 |
2378 | It's looks like the slice of cheese helped this time! | 1.1717 | 0.03672 | 99 | 84 | 14 | 1 |
2379 | Make a note to cut down on his Red Bull. | 1.1717 | 0.04071 | 99 | 83 | 15 | 1 |
2380 | I have a theory on where he gets the fuel pellets for the solid rocket boosters. | 1.1717 | 0.04549 | 99 | 85 | 11 | 3 |
2381 | If pack rats are a thing, then jet-pack rats must be, too. | 1.1717 | 0.04317 | 99 | 84 | 13 | 2 |
2382 | He's leaving, he's lactose intolerant. | 1.1717 | 0.04317 | 99 | 84 | 13 | 2 |
2383 | So this is what Frank Sinatra's Rat Pack was up to | 1.1717 | 0.04317 | 99 | 84 | 13 | 2 |
2384 | I think it evolved above the parameters of our experiment. | 1.1717 | 0.04317 | 99 | 84 | 13 | 2 |
2385 | He thinks he's James Bond. | 1.1717 | 0.04317 | 99 | 84 | 13 | 2 |
2386 | When I hear Crisper, I think of a salad. | 1.1717 | 0.03810 | 99 | 82 | 17 | 0 |
2387 | -These millennial mice are killing the maze test. | 1.1717 | 0.04317 | 99 | 84 | 13 | 2 |
2388 | This rodent qualifies for space force lab rat... Give new meaning to “Who moved my cheese...” | 1.1717 | 0.03810 | 99 | 82 | 17 | 0 |
2389 | I put it down to that vodka martini I spilled here the other day. | 1.1717 | 0.03529 | 99 | 86 | 11 | 2 |
2390 | That rat studied his options. | 1.1717 | 0.04317 | 99 | 84 | 13 | 2 |
2391 | If that one is from the control group | 1.1717 | 0.04071 | 99 | 83 | 15 | 1 |
2392 | Is it possible that this subject came from the cognitive enhancement study down the hall? | 1.1717 | 0.03810 | 99 | 82 | 17 | 0 |
2393 | He says he learnt this trick in a James Bond movie. | 1.1717 | 0.04549 | 99 | 85 | 11 | 3 |
2394 | I knew we shouldn't let them watch that Buzz Lightyear movie. | 1.1717 | 0.04071 | 99 | 83 | 15 | 1 |
2395 | It is essential that you notice the arch on your left. | 1.1717 | 0.04071 | 99 | 83 | 15 | 1 |
2396 | So I’m willing to document that as a new reward finding record. | 1.1717 | 0.03810 | 99 | 82 | 17 | 0 |
2397 | We have greatly underestimated their intelligence. | 1.1717 | 0.04071 | 99 | 83 | 15 | 1 |
2398 | She was raised by ravens. | 1.1717 | 0.04071 | 99 | 83 | 15 | 1 |
2399 | We should probably go see what the crows are building. | 1.1717 | 0.04317 | 99 | 84 | 13 | 2 |
2400 | We’ll call it The Musdalorian! | 1.1717 | 0.04317 | 99 | 84 | 13 | 2 |
2401 | Now that’s a LAByrinthal specimen if I’ve ever seen one | 1.1717 | 0.03223 | 99 | 85 | 13 | 1 |
2402 | The marketing team for Kraft cheese is going to have a field day with this. | 1.1717 | 0.04549 | 99 | 85 | 11 | 3 |
2403 | I'm just not sure why you bothered making him a helmet when we're just going to slice open his brain after this anyway." | 1.1717 | 0.04549 | 99 | 85 | 11 | 3 |
2404 | damn. this mouse done copped a tiny jet pack. we didn’t even give him that, no cap!! go off, king. get dat cheese forreal. always on that grind! one hundred emoji devil emoji | 1.1717 | 0.04317 | 99 | 84 | 13 | 2 |
2405 | Quick--cancel their funding while we’re smarter. | 1.1717 | 0.04549 | 99 | 85 | 11 | 3 |
2406 | DO WE REALLY NEED AN IMPARTIAL JUDGE? | 1.1717 | 0.04196 | 99 | 86 | 10 | 3 |
2407 | First, a hot air balloon. Now this. | 1.1717 | 0.04549 | 99 | 85 | 11 | 3 |
2408 | I think he’s ready to free solo. | 1.1717 | 0.04317 | 99 | 84 | 13 | 2 |
2409 | Let's ponder implications back in our cubicle. | 1.1717 | 0.04317 | 99 | 84 | 13 | 2 |
2410 | This test says they are lactose intolerant ". | 1.1717 | 0.03943 | 99 | 85 | 12 | 2 |
2411 | He's great with mazes, but you don't wanna watch him copulate. | 1.1717 | 0.04071 | 99 | 83 | 15 | 1 |
2412 | Another Red Bull test subject? | 1.1717 | 0.03810 | 99 | 82 | 17 | 0 |
2413 | The smart drugs work better than expected. | 1.1717 | 0.04317 | 99 | 84 | 13 | 2 |
2414 | Remember, his generation never watched Mighty Mouse. | 1.1717 | 0.03810 | 99 | 82 | 17 | 0 |
2415 | I'm going vegan. | 1.1717 | 0.04549 | 99 | 85 | 11 | 3 |
2416 | Is the cheese that good? | 1.1717 | 0.04549 | 99 | 85 | 11 | 3 |
2417 | We didn’t make the rocket pack. | 1.1717 | 0.04071 | 99 | 83 | 15 | 1 |
2418 | I'm gonna nail this. For me, my buddies, and... cheese | 1.1717 | 0.04071 | 99 | 83 | 15 | 1 |
2419 | Is that the one that’s always doing the Orson Welles impression? | 1.1717 | 0.04071 | 99 | 83 | 15 | 1 |
2420 | Yes,of course, as you wish: ten, nine, eight, seven...™ | 1.1667 | 0.04360 | 96 | 82 | 12 | 2 |
2421 | He's hoping for a cheesy landing. | 1.1667 | 0.04360 | 96 | 82 | 12 | 2 |
2422 | I must say: “ as a researcher, this is an uplifting moment.” | 1.1667 | 0.03824 | 96 | 80 | 16 | 0 |
2423 | It's a request for limburger | 1.1667 | 0.04360 | 96 | 82 | 12 | 2 |
2424 | Did you leave the TV on Lynda? Again? | 1.1667 | 0.04604 | 96 | 83 | 10 | 3 |
2425 | Ok, time to start injecting the mice." | 1.1667 | 0.04360 | 96 | 82 | 12 | 2 |
2426 | Do you think that we jinxed it by naming him Remy? | 1.1667 | 0.04100 | 96 | 81 | 14 | 1 |
2427 | Always best to ask a consultant that is personally involved in the newest technology. | 1.1667 | 0.04360 | 96 | 82 | 12 | 2 |
2428 | That must be some great cheese. | 1.1667 | 0.04100 | 96 | 81 | 14 | 1 |
2429 | Our planet is so doomed! Rats are getting super creative in escaping this sinking ship! | 1.1667 | 0.04360 | 96 | 82 | 12 | 2 |
2430 | he must have watched the james bond movie last night | 1.1667 | 0.04360 | 96 | 82 | 12 | 2 |
2431 | It's a prototype - ratent pending. | 1.1667 | 0.04604 | 96 | 83 | 10 | 3 |
2432 | So.....can I eat that cheese now? | 1.1667 | 0.04100 | 96 | 81 | 14 | 1 |
2433 | He feels the need... the need for cheese. | 1.1667 | 0.04100 | 96 | 81 | 14 | 1 |
2434 | Think he found the maze is kinda unneeded,,cheesy? I guess | 1.1667 | 0.04100 | 96 | 81 | 14 | 1 |
2435 | He just flew in the open window! | 1.1667 | 0.04100 | 96 | 81 | 14 | 1 |
2436 | Rat. James Rat. | 1.1667 | 0.04360 | 96 | 82 | 12 | 2 |
2437 | Maybe we should try the Camembert | 1.1667 | 0.04100 | 96 | 81 | 14 | 1 |
2438 | You didn't use my cave-aged Emmenthaler? | 1.1667 | 0.04100 | 96 | 81 | 14 | 1 |
2439 | He must be a Republican. He’s got no common sense | 1.1667 | 0.04604 | 96 | 83 | 10 | 3 |
2440 | Unfortunately Miss Buckner, technology has caught up with our research grant.. | 1.1667 | 0.03824 | 96 | 80 | 16 | 0 |
2441 | He could have just used a drone. | 1.1667 | 0.04100 | 96 | 81 | 14 | 1 |
2442 | Not the Sinatra, he'd have to be the Humphrey Bogart of the Jet Rat Pack | 1.1667 | 0.03824 | 96 | 80 | 16 | 0 |
2443 | Professor, can't you see? They're evolving before our very eyes--just like Darwin predicted. | 1.1667 | 0.04100 | 96 | 81 | 14 | 1 |
2444 | Honey badger doesn't care. | 1.1667 | 0.03824 | 96 | 80 | 16 | 0 |
2445 | Face it -- we're playing crackers and he's playing 3D cheese.” | 1.1667 | 0.04100 | 96 | 81 | 14 | 1 |
2446 | I still think the smoked gouda with truffles is a much nicer reward than Swiss. | 1.1667 | 0.03525 | 96 | 84 | 10 | 2 |
2447 | On the other hand, we're going to need a boatload of cheese. | 1.1667 | 0.04604 | 96 | 83 | 10 | 3 |
2448 | I'm going to cancel the experiment with Uranium-235. | 1.1667 | 0.05294 | 78 | 68 | 7 | 3 |
2449 | Defense spending has really changed the game. | 1.1667 | 0.04360 | 96 | 82 | 12 | 2 |
2450 | - So how much have I missed? - Uhmm flat-earthers are a thing again! - Uh!!! | 1.1596 | 0.04855 | 94 | 83 | 7 | 4 |
2451 | Wrong floor. This is not the Mars landing studio.’ | 1.1596 | 0.04358 | 94 | 81 | 11 | 2 |
2452 | You know... you might find the presence of gravity here quite useful. | 1.1596 | 0.03797 | 94 | 79 | 15 | 0 |
2453 | And your wife, Mr Johnson? Did you leave her on the moon? | 1.1596 | 0.04088 | 94 | 80 | 13 | 1 |
2454 | How far do you go up? | 1.1596 | 0.04088 | 94 | 80 | 13 | 1 |
2455 | Waaay behind in laundry” | 1.1596 | 0.04358 | 94 | 81 | 11 | 2 |
2456 | you know, there’s a shuttle. | 1.1596 | 0.04088 | 94 | 80 | 13 | 1 |
2457 | its the 10th floor already and i'm starting to belive they made these 10 stars up | 1.1596 | 0.04088 | 94 | 80 | 13 | 1 |
2458 | Let me guess, going up? | 1.1596 | 0.04613 | 94 | 82 | 9 | 3 |
2459 | Next stop Mars. | 1.1596 | 0.04613 | 94 | 82 | 9 | 3 |
2460 | narf! | 1.1596 | 0.04613 | 94 | 82 | 9 | 3 |
2461 | Where we did get a rat-sized jetpack? | 1.1596 | 0.04088 | 94 | 80 | 13 | 1 |
2462 | You're supposed to walk, not fly | 1.1596 | 0.04088 | 94 | 80 | 13 | 1 |
2463 | We should never have put him on that engineering course | 1.1596 | 0.04358 | 94 | 81 | 11 | 2 |
2464 | Did it just break the glass ceiling or did we forget to put it on again? | 1.1596 | 0.04358 | 94 | 81 | 11 | 2 |
2465 | So that's what happened to my mini jetpack. | 1.1596 | 0.04613 | 94 | 82 | 9 | 3 |
2466 | I think the lactose intolerance drug needs a bit more work, Gayle. | 1.1596 | 0.03797 | 94 | 79 | 15 | 0 |
2467 | Why yes, out of the box thinking should be noted on the research report. It's standard procedure after all. | 1.1596 | 0.04225 | 94 | 83 | 8 | 3 |
2468 | Speedy Gonzales, version 3.1 | 1.1596 | 0.04855 | 94 | 83 | 7 | 4 |
2469 | An acute discovery in gene editing indeed Maria, however one ponders why the subject chose to remain lactose intolerant. Should we contact maintenance or marketing? | 1.1596 | 0.04613 | 94 | 82 | 9 | 3 |
2470 | Hey Linda, make sure you add this to the fine print. | 1.1596 | 0.03797 | 94 | 79 | 15 | 0 |
2471 | We've moved the cheese once too often." | 1.1596 | 0.04358 | 94 | 81 | 11 | 2 |
2472 | i think i know what happened to your research | 1.1596 | 0.03797 | 94 | 79 | 15 | 0 |
2473 | Renegade from aeronautical rat lab upstairs. | 1.1596 | 0.04358 | 94 | 81 | 11 | 2 |
2474 | Ok that's a cool mouse!!! | 1.1596 | 0.04088 | 94 | 80 | 13 | 1 |
2475 | Just looking for my cheese. | 1.1596 | 0.04358 | 94 | 81 | 11 | 2 |
2476 | Looks like he MacGyvered the mousetrap. | 1.1596 | 0.04358 | 94 | 81 | 11 | 2 |
2477 | Some rat squealed. | 1.1596 | 0.04088 | 94 | 80 | 13 | 1 |
2478 | What if he doesn't like Limburger? | 1.1596 | 0.04088 | 94 | 80 | 13 | 1 |
2479 | He says the rent is too high. | 1.1596 | 0.04613 | 94 | 82 | 9 | 3 |
2480 | We have implanted a new gene that makes the mouse eat the cheese and then cut the cheese. | 1.1596 | 0.04613 | 94 | 82 | 9 | 3 |
2481 | I don't know whether to ding him on his inability to see the cheese right in front of him or call him genius for making that tiny jet-pack. | 1.1596 | 0.04088 | 94 | 80 | 13 | 1 |
2482 | '' Didn't I tell you what would happen if you switched to peanut butter.'' | 1.1596 | 0.04358 | 94 | 81 | 11 | 2 |
2483 | How do we score jet pack innovation? | 1.1596 | 0.04358 | 94 | 81 | 11 | 2 |
2484 | This is the result of crossbreeding mice with bats. | 1.1596 | 0.04088 | 94 | 80 | 13 | 1 |
2485 | Now he's demanding Gorgonzola Dolce. | 1.1596 | 0.04358 | 94 | 81 | 11 | 2 |
2486 | I suggest we document his pitch, yaw and roll. | 1.1596 | 0.04358 | 94 | 81 | 11 | 2 |
2487 | Hi -ho- the-Der-io The cheese remains alone | 1.1596 | 0.04613 | 94 | 82 | 9 | 3 |
2488 | I think he may have gotten into the Gama irradiated cheese." | 1.1596 | 0.04088 | 94 | 80 | 13 | 1 |
2489 | Lois, can you get the lid please? | 1.1596 | 0.04088 | 94 | 80 | 13 | 1 |
2490 | It would appear that Mr. Go Go Gadget Ratigan has managed to solve the mystery of the maze. | 1.1596 | 0.04088 | 94 | 80 | 13 | 1 |
2491 | We need to up our game on the maze for these mice coming over from the Tesla lab. | 1.1596 | 0.04358 | 94 | 81 | 11 | 2 |
2492 | Welcome to 2020 | 1.1596 | 0.04088 | 94 | 80 | 13 | 1 |
2493 | Let R&D know we need to up the better mousetrap budget. | 1.1596 | 0.04358 | 94 | 81 | 11 | 2 |
2494 | uh... where did he get that? | 1.1596 | 0.04088 | 94 | 80 | 13 | 1 |
2495 | Waow! ain’t sure we may homologate this one! | 1.1596 | 0.01727 | 94 | 84 | 9 | 1 |
2496 | Well, they have certainly upped their reconnaissance skills. | 1.1596 | 0.04088 | 94 | 80 | 13 | 1 |
2497 | knlfg | 1.1596 | 0.04358 | 94 | 81 | 11 | 2 |
2498 | The results are so unusual,doctor. Every 5 seconds the mouse stops and seems to be reaching for his pocket and looking for his smart phone. How did he learn that? AV, Orlando, FL | 1.1596 | 0.04358 | 94 | 81 | 11 | 2 |
2499 | So he moves on to round three. | 1.1596 | 0.02749 | 94 | 81 | 13 | 0 |
2500 | Raclette? | 1.1596 | 0.04358 | 94 | 81 | 11 | 2 |
2501 | Who’ll handle play by play? | 1.1596 | 0.03945 | 94 | 82 | 10 | 2 |
2502 | One small step for woman, one giant leap for humanity. | 1.1538 | 0.04399 | 91 | 79 | 10 | 2 |
2503 | ——————————————— Before you ask- no, I’m not going up. | 1.1538 | 0.04112 | 91 | 78 | 12 | 1 |
2504 | You just have to push the right button and you go up. | 1.1538 | 0.04112 | 91 | 78 | 12 | 1 |
2505 | Elevators terrify me. | usually take the stairs.’ | 1.1538 | 0.04112 | 91 | 78 | 12 | 1 |
2506 | Wife thinks I have acrophobia. | 1.1538 | 0.04112 | 91 | 78 | 12 | 1 |
2507 | Must be a Jet Propulsion Lab rat. | 1.1538 | 0.03803 | 91 | 77 | 14 | 0 |
2508 | Great it works,but now we have to make one in human size. | 1.1538 | 0.03803 | 91 | 77 | 14 | 0 |
2509 | They're a lot smarter than we thought. | 1.1538 | 0.04112 | 91 | 78 | 12 | 1 |
2510 | And this is Annie. She was donated to our program from Exeter. | 1.1538 | 0.04668 | 91 | 80 | 8 | 3 |
2511 | Some mice have all the luck." | 1.1538 | 0.03803 | 91 | 77 | 14 | 0 |
2512 | What should I put down for results? Inconclusive or totally gnarly? | 1.1538 | 0.03803 | 91 | 77 | 14 | 0 |
2513 | It all started when I was on that Elton John kick last month. | 1.1538 | 0.04112 | 91 | 78 | 12 | 1 |
2514 | Elon is a bit of a show off. | 1.1538 | 0.04668 | 91 | 80 | 8 | 3 |
2515 | This doesn't bode well for the mice's liberal arts funding. | 1.1538 | 0.04399 | 91 | 79 | 10 | 2 |
2516 | Came back with that after one of his escapades | 1.1538 | 0.04399 | 91 | 79 | 10 | 2 |
2517 | Mmm... Just curious? Which box did you tick for this one? | 1.1538 | 0.04399 | 91 | 79 | 10 | 2 |
2518 | Thank heavens our Defense Department research contract was approved. | 1.1538 | 0.04112 | 91 | 78 | 12 | 1 |
2519 | Yes, Doctor. In time the cheese will mold and the mouse will suffer an anxious state of sexual repression caused by bondage and hunger. | 1.1538 | 0.04112 | 91 | 78 | 12 | 1 |
2520 | Do you think she'd let me have a go? | 1.1538 | 0.03803 | 91 | 77 | 14 | 0 |
2521 | Remember when I promised not to get anymore lab rats from MIT? | 1.1538 | 0.04112 | 91 | 78 | 12 | 1 |
2522 | What did you think would happen? | 1.1538 | 0.04668 | 91 | 80 | 8 | 3 |
2523 | Ah done tole ya and tole ya, DON'T FEED THEM WHEATIES! | 1.1538 | 0.04399 | 91 | 79 | 10 | 2 |
2524 | I should not have let that IT guy into our lab! | 1.1538 | 0.03803 | 91 | 77 | 14 | 0 |
2525 | Maybe they're smarter than we thought. | 1.1538 | 0.04112 | 91 | 78 | 12 | 1 |
2526 | Good thing we didn't pre-register the results. | 1.1538 | 0.03803 | 91 | 77 | 14 | 0 |
2527 | Now that’s some Gouda cheese! | 1.1538 | 0.04112 | 91 | 78 | 12 | 1 |
2528 | He is vegan. We need to replace that cheese to have a cruelty-free experiment. | 1.1538 | 0.04112 | 91 | 78 | 12 | 1 |
2529 | Maybe we shouldn’t have named him Icarus, Doctor. | 1.1538 | 0.04112 | 91 | 78 | 12 | 1 |
2530 | He's learning quickly now that we have turned off his Google maps. | 1.1538 | 0.04399 | 91 | 79 | 10 | 2 |
2531 | I'mma jet | 1.1538 | 0.04668 | 91 | 80 | 8 | 3 |
2532 | They fly now? | 1.1538 | 0.03803 | 91 | 77 | 14 | 0 |
2533 | He used to be a part of the rat race, until he made his money in tech. | 1.1538 | 0.04399 | 91 | 79 | 10 | 2 |
2534 | It's only in the song that the cheese stands alone. | 1.1538 | 0.04399 | 91 | 79 | 10 | 2 |
2535 | Is he from the group that watched the Mandalorian? | 1.1538 | 0.03287 | 91 | 78 | 13 | 0 |
2536 | I think we bred from too much intelligence. | 1.1538 | 0.04399 | 91 | 79 | 10 | 2 |
2537 | Maybe we shouldn't have named him Trump? | 1.1538 | 0.03803 | 91 | 77 | 14 | 0 |
2538 | Your friends already told us about the jet pack, Mitch. | 1.1538 | 0.03803 | 91 | 77 | 14 | 0 |
2539 | How ‘bout fondue tonight | 1.1538 | 0.03803 | 91 | 77 | 14 | 0 |
2540 | If you give a mouse an adderall. | 1.1538 | 0.04399 | 91 | 79 | 10 | 2 |
2541 | Name is Mousk, Elon Mousk. | 1.1538 | 0.04399 | 91 | 79 | 10 | 2 |
2542 | So they moved my cheese. | 1.1538 | 0.04668 | 91 | 80 | 8 | 3 |
2543 | That explains Elon Mouse's crowd funding campaign. | 1.1538 | 0.04399 | 91 | 79 | 10 | 2 |
2544 | You used an Elon Muskrat, didn't you? | 1.1538 | 0.03803 | 91 | 77 | 14 | 0 |
2545 | The cheese ate the mouse, The cheese ate the mouse, Heigh ho, the derry-o, The cheese ate the mouse! | 1.1538 | 0.04112 | 91 | 78 | 12 | 1 |
2546 | He's really up for this test. | 1.1538 | 0.04112 | 91 | 78 | 12 | 1 |
2547 | This is the last time we use imported cheese on our trials | 1.1538 | 0.04112 | 91 | 78 | 12 | 1 |
2548 | So the efficacy of the IQ booster juice is a check. | 1.1538 | 0.03960 | 91 | 80 | 9 | 2 |
2549 | Call JPL: I think we've found one of their escaped rats. | 1.1538 | 0.04112 | 91 | 78 | 12 | 1 |
2550 | Does he know he's been drafted to Iraq? | 1.1538 | 0.04112 | 91 | 78 | 12 | 1 |
2551 | He is not staying within the lines, but moves effortlessly. | 1.1489 | 0.03990 | 94 | 81 | 12 | 1 |
2552 | Oops. Forgot my wallet. | 1.1477 | 0.03804 | 88 | 75 | 13 | 0 |
2553 | High flyers lounge, sir? | 1.1477 | 0.04438 | 88 | 77 | 9 | 2 |
2554 | Stratosphere, please | 1.1477 | 0.02308 | 88 | 79 | 8 | 1 |
2555 | It’s just not the same. | 1.1477 | 0.04723 | 88 | 78 | 7 | 3 |
2556 | Well, I’m afraid we can only go to the 12th floor of this building. | 1.1477 | 0.04133 | 88 | 76 | 11 | 1 |
2557 | Rooftop please, they are waiting for me...I lost track of time | 1.1477 | 0.03804 | 88 | 75 | 13 | 0 |
2558 | Good Evening, Commander. Nice night for a walk. | 1.1477 | 0.04438 | 88 | 77 | 9 | 2 |
2559 | My wife has just left me because I said I needed space. | 1.1477 | 0.03804 | 88 | 75 | 13 | 0 |
2560 | Have a good monday sir | 1.1477 | 0.04438 | 88 | 77 | 9 | 2 |
2561 | I knew s/he could do it... | 1.1477 | 0.04438 | 88 | 77 | 9 | 2 |
2562 | Looks like someone's been watching the new season of Lost in Space. | 1.1477 | 0.03804 | 88 | 75 | 13 | 0 |
2563 | Look fellas, it was either build this jet pack or you would have me jumping through hoops to get the cheese. | 1.1477 | 0.04133 | 88 | 76 | 11 | 1 |
2564 | Well, he’s a rule breaker. That’s obvious! | 1.1477 | 0.04133 | 88 | 76 | 11 | 1 |
2565 | There goes the grant funding. | 1.1477 | 0.04133 | 88 | 76 | 11 | 1 |
2566 | We are up against something new? | 1.1477 | 0.04438 | 88 | 77 | 9 | 2 |
2567 | Well, he is one of our more gifted rats | 1.1477 | 0.04438 | 88 | 77 | 9 | 2 |
2568 | Apparently he requested Gruyère. | 1.1477 | 0.04133 | 88 | 76 | 11 | 1 |
2569 | I don’t think that’s what they meant by “an amazing technology.” | 1.1477 | 0.04438 | 88 | 77 | 9 | 2 |
2570 | Can this be relevant with a domestic cheese? | 1.1477 | 0.03804 | 88 | 75 | 13 | 0 |
2571 | That's Elon Muskrat | 1.1477 | 0.04133 | 88 | 76 | 11 | 1 |
2572 | He really loves his cheese toasted... | 1.1477 | 0.04438 | 88 | 77 | 9 | 2 |
2573 | Turns out, what we thought were rules, were just precedents. | 1.1477 | 0.04133 | 88 | 76 | 11 | 1 |
2574 | I told you Elon mouse was going to create emissions pointlessly. | 1.1477 | 0.04438 | 88 | 77 | 9 | 2 |
2575 | There is no Waze this mouse if going to find it’s way. | 1.1477 | 0.04438 | 88 | 77 | 9 | 2 |
2576 | Say what you will, but I think the Adderall test results are still conclusive. | 1.1477 | 0.04133 | 88 | 76 | 11 | 1 |
2577 | Dr. Dreyfus And his steroided mouse won’t like this! | 1.1477 | 0.04133 | 88 | 76 | 11 | 1 |
2578 | I think we need a bigger Maze | 1.1477 | 0.03804 | 88 | 75 | 13 | 0 |
2579 | The idea came to me while listening to some Sinatra and Sammy Davis Jr | 1.1477 | 0.03804 | 88 | 75 | 13 | 0 |
2580 | I think this one is supposed to be in the virtual reality experiment. | 1.1477 | 0.03804 | 88 | 75 | 13 | 0 |
2581 | Happy Anniversary, baby. | 1.1477 | 0.04133 | 88 | 76 | 11 | 1 |
2582 | So why did he insist on being restrained? | 1.1477 | 0.03804 | 88 | 75 | 13 | 0 |
2583 | Did you bring the fondue skewers? | 1.1477 | 0.04438 | 88 | 77 | 9 | 2 |
2584 | He must be apart of the ‘out of control group’. | 1.1477 | 0.03804 | 88 | 75 | 13 | 0 |
2585 | Stuart got very frustrated after losing his car; now he's all about flying | 1.1477 | 0.04133 | 88 | 76 | 11 | 1 |
2586 | I say we just get a different rat. | 1.1477 | 0.04723 | 88 | 78 | 7 | 3 |
2587 | Yes, it is creepy, but I think that he was very clever taking advantage of the drone lab next door | 1.1477 | 0.04133 | 88 | 76 | 11 | 1 |
2588 | He refuses to go in unless we use aged cheddar cheese. | 1.1477 | 0.04438 | 88 | 77 | 9 | 2 |
2589 | He has a flying car, too. | 1.1477 | 0.04438 | 88 | 77 | 9 | 2 |
2590 | Its just a timed air-inches test. | 1.1477 | 0.04133 | 88 | 76 | 11 | 1 |
2591 | Mickey heard some bees are drones, so not to be outdone. . . | 1.1477 | 0.04133 | 88 | 76 | 11 | 1 |
2592 | OK, he’s playing three-dimensional cheese. | 1.1477 | 0.04438 | 88 | 77 | 9 | 2 |
2593 | Cat got your tongue? | 1.1477 | 0.04438 | 88 | 77 | 9 | 2 |
2594 | I guess they weren't hungry before they left. | 1.1477 | 0.04438 | 88 | 77 | 9 | 2 |
2595 | The crisper modifications have had an effect! Unfortunately, a small piece of cheese is no longer his prime motivator! | 1.1477 | 0.03804 | 88 | 75 | 13 | 0 |
2596 | The pigeons are going to be pissed. | 1.1477 | 0.04133 | 88 | 76 | 11 | 1 |
2597 | ...well maybe it’ll make more sense when we roll it out. | 1.1477 | 0.04438 | 88 | 77 | 9 | 2 |
2598 | Now you've done it. The FDA will have a meltdown. | 1.1477 | 0.03804 | 88 | 75 | 13 | 0 |
2599 | Cheesus christ... | 1.1477 | 0.04133 | 88 | 76 | 11 | 1 |
2600 | I didn't believe him when he said, "Cheese?! I'll develop hoverboard technology before you." | 1.1477 | 0.04133 | 88 | 76 | 11 | 1 |
2601 | I see the cheese;where is the mouse? | 1.1477 | 0.04438 | 88 | 77 | 9 | 2 |
2602 | It just got too easy for him. | 1.1477 | 0.04723 | 88 | 78 | 7 | 3 |
2603 | What if he's vegan? | 1.1477 | 0.04133 | 88 | 76 | 11 | 1 |
2604 | I just can't get her to quit! | 1.1477 | 0.04723 | 88 | 78 | 7 | 3 |
2605 | He doesn't care much for Swiss, apparently. Rebecca Hawkins | 1.1477 | 0.04438 | 88 | 77 | 9 | 2 |
2606 | Um, does your chart have anything related to mouse flight? Cause he fails on my chart, related to, you know, cheese acquisition. | 1.1477 | 0.04438 | 88 | 77 | 9 | 2 |
2607 | If I can't find the cheese, how do you expect Mickey to? | 1.1477 | 0.04992 | 88 | 79 | 5 | 4 |
2608 | Something' is not right here! | 1.1477 | 0.03804 | 88 | 75 | 13 | 0 |
2609 | His last job was in the epidemiology lab. | 1.1477 | 0.03804 | 88 | 75 | 13 | 0 |
2610 | It could just be placebo. | 1.1477 | 0.04133 | 88 | 76 | 11 | 1 |
2611 | Call Antitrust. | 1.1477 | 0.04723 | 88 | 78 | 7 | 3 |
2612 | That's not the definition of a 'rat pack' | 1.1477 | 0.04438 | 88 | 77 | 9 | 2 |
2613 | He can still smell the cheese? | 1.1477 | 0.04438 | 88 | 77 | 9 | 2 |
2614 | Last week she used it to get into the Viagra experiment. | 1.1477 | 0.04133 | 88 | 76 | 11 | 1 |
2615 | Sometimes they crack under pressure. | 1.1477 | 0.03804 | 88 | 75 | 13 | 0 |
2616 | This one is too anal. | 1.1477 | 0.04438 | 88 | 77 | 9 | 2 |
2617 | I think it's safe to say Aeronautics just had their budget slashed considerably. | 1.1477 | 0.03804 | 88 | 75 | 13 | 0 |
2618 | Hardly seems worth it for a lousy wedge of cheese. | 1.1477 | 0.04133 | 88 | 76 | 11 | 1 |
2619 | We could praise this mouse for making a jet pack but I think the real takeaway is that this dumbass can’t run a simple maze. Like “Oh, I have to walk across the street, better build a car!” That’s this stupid fucking mouse talking. Total moron mouse. | 1.1477 | 0.04133 | 88 | 76 | 11 | 1 |
2620 | He's one of our lunar trainees. | 1.1477 | 0.04133 | 88 | 76 | 11 | 1 |
2621 | Um Rebecca is that even valid. | 1.1429 | 0.04790 | 77 | 68 | 7 | 2 |
2622 | Travel pillows are on the third floor. | 1.1412 | 0.03199 | 85 | 74 | 11 | 0 |
2623 | Happy Halloween Mr Armstrong | 1.1412 | 0.04476 | 85 | 75 | 8 | 2 |
2624 | You don’t need to hold the door. Buzz and Neil will be at least two more hours. | 1.1412 | 0.03799 | 85 | 73 | 12 | 0 |
2625 | Floor 1,326,785 please | 1.1412 | 0.03799 | 85 | 73 | 12 | 0 |
2626 | Should we warn the Green Bay Packers? | 1.1412 | 0.04476 | 85 | 75 | 8 | 2 |
2627 | Cheater. | 1.1412 | 0.04476 | 85 | 75 | 8 | 2 |
2628 | Looks like someone’s been reading those updated Beverly Cleary books again... | 1.1412 | 0.04152 | 85 | 74 | 10 | 1 |
2629 | Quite clever, this Mighty-Mouse wannabe; wouldn't you say? | 1.1412 | 0.03799 | 85 | 73 | 12 | 0 |
2630 | I would call the latest drug results as positive." "I wonder if he can teach us to do that too? | 1.1412 | 0.03799 | 85 | 73 | 12 | 0 |
2631 | Clearly the evolution of the Jet-packrat. | 1.1412 | 0.04476 | 85 | 75 | 8 | 2 |
2632 | I think you folks are the ones with behavioral issues. Like why do you keep blind-folding us? [And like, I can still smell the cheese...] | 1.1412 | 0.03799 | 85 | 73 | 12 | 0 |
2633 | Well, this rat has obviously failed the maze experiment. | 1.1412 | 0.04476 | 85 | 75 | 8 | 2 |
2634 | A new frontier of the common Pack rat, I'll give him that much. | 1.1412 | 0.04152 | 85 | 74 | 10 | 1 |
2635 | Is this really the best way to understand the behavior of Trump supporters? | 1.1412 | 0.04476 | 85 | 75 | 8 | 2 |
2636 | Those must have been Sikorsky’s brain cells we transplanted. | 1.1412 | 0.04152 | 85 | 74 | 10 | 1 |
2637 | Hand me a letter opener | 1.1412 | 0.04476 | 85 | 75 | 8 | 2 |
2638 | I guess that our mister “Rocket Mouse” didn’t like our cheese selection today. | 1.1412 | 0.03799 | 85 | 73 | 12 | 0 |
2639 | You can always jetpack up to appreciate the layout of the maze. | 1.1412 | 0.04476 | 85 | 75 | 8 | 2 |
2640 | I believe my resume indicated a preference for Epoisses, Janet. | 1.1412 | 0.03799 | 85 | 73 | 12 | 0 |
2641 | What should I say? He keeps asking if the moon is really made of cheese. | 1.1412 | 0.04152 | 85 | 74 | 10 | 1 |
2642 | It's Mr. Stark's response to Mighty Mouse. | 1.1412 | 0.03799 | 85 | 73 | 12 | 0 |
2643 | I'd say he's ready for the quad-copter. | 1.1412 | 0.04476 | 85 | 75 | 8 | 2 |
2644 | Incredible! It made it 75% through the maze." | 1.1412 | 0.04476 | 85 | 75 | 8 | 2 |
2645 | A-maze-ing. Now he’s just showing off. Wouldn’t you agree Bob? | 1.1412 | 0.04476 | 85 | 75 | 8 | 2 |
2646 | Next, he'll need health care benefits. | 1.1412 | 0.03799 | 85 | 73 | 12 | 0 |
2647 | These Elon Muskrats really are a breed of their own. | 1.1412 | 0.03799 | 85 | 73 | 12 | 0 |
2648 | His great-grand-sire was Mighty but the inbreeding didn't take. | 1.1412 | 0.03799 | 85 | 73 | 12 | 0 |
2649 | ...and we lost funding. | 1.1412 | 0.04152 | 85 | 74 | 10 | 1 |
2650 | Technology is our enemy | 1.1412 | 0.03799 | 85 | 73 | 12 | 0 |
2651 | Just like the human test subjects, every time they choose cheese over escape. | 1.1412 | 0.04152 | 85 | 74 | 10 | 1 |
2652 | I told you it was starting to show withdrawal symptoms. | 1.1412 | 0.04476 | 85 | 75 | 8 | 2 |
2653 | I really think our maze-escape research has gone too far. | 1.1412 | 0.03799 | 85 | 73 | 12 | 0 |
2654 | Mouse from test group shows evidence of stunting. | 1.1412 | 0.04152 | 85 | 74 | 10 | 1 |
2655 | Perhaps you shouldn't have told him you were a farmer's wife ... | 1.1412 | 0.04152 | 85 | 74 | 10 | 1 |
2656 | I realize now you see the resemblance but don’t take it out on the mice. | 1.1412 | 0.04152 | 85 | 74 | 10 | 1 |
2657 | I knew we should have built a taller maze! | 1.1412 | 0.04152 | 85 | 74 | 10 | 1 |
2658 | He told me it was the year of the rat,but I didn't believe it. | 1.1412 | 0.04152 | 85 | 74 | 10 | 1 |
2659 | He would have been far less motivated by vegan cheese. | 1.1412 | 0.04476 | 85 | 75 | 8 | 2 |
2660 | Blame it on A.I. | 1.1412 | 0.04152 | 85 | 74 | 10 | 1 |
2661 | I told you this mouse is ready to fly over the English Channel. | 1.1412 | 0.04476 | 85 | 75 | 8 | 2 |
2662 | That cheese is so rancid even he can't stand it. | 1.1412 | 0.04152 | 85 | 74 | 10 | 1 |
2663 | Getting back from the holiday break has been difficult for them. | 1.1412 | 0.04152 | 85 | 74 | 10 | 1 |
2664 | Let’s try the zebra stripe next, Mr. Weinstein. | 1.1412 | 0.04152 | 85 | 74 | 10 | 1 |
2665 | The lab techs call him 'Elon Mouske.' | 1.1412 | 0.04152 | 85 | 74 | 10 | 1 |
2666 | Republican Party Leadership Litmus Test | 1.1412 | 0.03799 | 85 | 73 | 12 | 0 |
2667 | Release the Minotaur. | 1.1412 | 0.04152 | 85 | 74 | 10 | 1 |
2668 | Now what do we do? The mice are giving up dairy... | 1.1412 | 0.03799 | 85 | 73 | 12 | 0 |
2669 | I think all this new safety equipment is making it hard for him to get through the narrow doorways. | 1.1412 | 0.03799 | 85 | 73 | 12 | 0 |
2670 | If only pizza could help advance us like it did him... | 1.1412 | 0.04779 | 85 | 76 | 6 | 3 |
2671 | It's a double-blind study. | 1.1395 | 0.04106 | 86 | 75 | 10 | 1 |
2672 | Calm down, I'm just leaving. | 1.1379 | 0.04379 | 87 | 77 | 8 | 2 |
2673 | They weren’t kidding about that penthouse in the sky | 1.1341 | 0.03787 | 82 | 71 | 11 | 0 |
2674 | Take me back up, Frank. I forgot my umbrella. | 1.1341 | 0.03787 | 82 | 71 | 11 | 0 |
2675 | Where is Greta Thunberg? I need her out there with me next time! | 1.1341 | 0.04165 | 82 | 72 | 9 | 1 |
2676 | Can you hear me? Sorry I lost you there for a minute” -Major To | 1.1341 | 0.04165 | 82 | 72 | 9 | 1 |
2677 | GOING UP AND OUT, HOUSTON? | 1.1341 | 0.03787 | 82 | 71 | 11 | 0 |
2678 | please, forgot my rocket keys! | 1.1341 | 0.03787 | 82 | 71 | 11 | 0 |
2679 | Sometimes it’s just good to know which way is up. | 1.1341 | 0.03787 | 82 | 71 | 11 | 0 |
2680 | the agoraphobia conference room is to the left all the way down | 1.1341 | 0.04512 | 82 | 73 | 7 | 2 |
2681 | Last floor with a bathroom before the moon.” | 1.1341 | 0.04165 | 82 | 72 | 9 | 1 |
2682 | I will vote for your President! | 1.1341 | 0.04512 | 82 | 73 | 7 | 2 |
2683 | nan | 1.1341 | 0.04512 | 82 | 73 | 7 | 2 |
2684 | You better wear pinstripes from now on, Mr. Cole | 1.1341 | 0.04165 | 82 | 72 | 9 | 1 |
2685 | I gotta say, this place has quite an atmosphere.. | 1.1341 | 0.03787 | 82 | 71 | 11 | 0 |
2686 | Oops, wrong world... | 1.1341 | 0.03787 | 82 | 71 | 11 | 0 |
2687 | Dtchete tall halted hated snd elnelice! | 1.1341 | 0.04165 | 82 | 72 | 9 | 1 |
2688 | Top floor please.” | 1.1341 | 0.04165 | 82 | 72 | 9 | 1 |
2689 | It wasn’t me I swear. | 1.1341 | 0.03787 | 82 | 71 | 11 | 0 |
2690 | You must be the new penthouse resident. | 1.1341 | 0.04165 | 82 | 72 | 9 | 1 |
2691 | Space voyage through Heavenward | 1.1341 | 0.03787 | 82 | 71 | 11 | 0 |
2692 | Are you a visitor of Mr .Dogg? | 1.1341 | 0.03787 | 82 | 71 | 11 | 0 |
2693 | you dont need to hold the door buzz and neil will be back | 1.1341 | 0.03787 | 82 | 71 | 11 | 0 |
2694 | MERCURY WAS IN MY THIRD HOUSE! BAD DAY FOR A VIRGO. | 1.1341 | 0.04165 | 82 | 72 | 9 | 1 |
2695 | Sir, you do know that our “Mercury suite” isn’t actually Mercury, right? | 1.1341 | 0.03787 | 82 | 71 | 11 | 0 |
2696 | To Uranus, please. | 1.1341 | 0.03787 | 82 | 71 | 11 | 0 |
2697 | OMS SIRH SESE a mankind but please press 12 for me thank you. # | 1.1341 | 0.04165 | 82 | 72 | 9 | 1 |
2698 | Yeah, Houston was sick of all my problems. | 1.1341 | 0.04512 | 82 | 73 | 7 | 2 |
2699 | Yelp said the rooftop patio had great atmosphere | 1.1341 | 0.04165 | 82 | 72 | 9 | 1 |
2700 | High society lounge space? | 1.1341 | 0.04165 | 82 | 72 | 9 | 1 |
2701 | I didnt receive training for this kind of trip. | 1.1341 | 0.04165 | 82 | 72 | 9 | 1 |
2702 | Here we are, sir, Mars... or floor 7 | 1.1341 | 0.03787 | 82 | 71 | 11 | 0 |
2703 | Better cut back on their multivitamins. | 1.1341 | 0.04165 | 82 | 72 | 9 | 1 |
2704 | How can I expect the rats to figure it out if I can | 1.1341 | 0.04512 | 82 | 73 | 7 | 2 |
2705 | ...all we needed was fresher cheese? | 1.1341 | 0.04165 | 82 | 72 | 9 | 1 |
2706 | Now he wants to be called Mighty Mouse | 1.1341 | 0.03787 | 82 | 71 | 11 | 0 |
2707 | ‘He’s the first cadet for the President’s Space Force.’ | 1.1341 | 0.04512 | 82 | 73 | 7 | 2 |
2708 | On the bright side,we have found our Mighty Mouse. | 1.1341 | 0.04165 | 82 | 72 | 9 | 1 |
2709 | These pretzels... Are making me thirsty! | 1.1341 | 0.04165 | 82 | 72 | 9 | 1 |
2710 | Did you cut the cheese? | 1.1341 | 0.04512 | 82 | 73 | 7 | 2 |
2711 | From now on, I think that all mice should be strictly banned from visiting the 'smartest birds' aviary. | 1.1341 | 0.04165 | 82 | 72 | 9 | 1 |
2712 | Let's hide somewhere and see if he cheats. | 1.1341 | 0.03787 | 82 | 71 | 11 | 0 |
2713 | He's food motivated. | 1.1341 | 0.03787 | 82 | 71 | 11 | 0 |
2714 | It's bad enough he's not food motivated. He also seems to have no fear. | 1.1341 | 0.03787 | 82 | 71 | 11 | 0 |
2715 | I might have snuck him a Red Bull. | 1.1341 | 0.04165 | 82 | 72 | 9 | 1 |
2716 | If it wanted the cheese so bad, why didn't it just ask? | 1.1341 | 0.04165 | 82 | 72 | 9 | 1 |
2717 | He contracted with the scientist aardvarks to build that. But,oy! The cost overruns. Burp! I don't really work here! | 1.1341 | 0.04512 | 82 | 73 | 7 | 2 |
2718 | Another dumb mouse who can’t follow the rules. | 1.1341 | 0.04165 | 82 | 72 | 9 | 1 |
2719 | Was it the cheese or the propulsion? | 1.1341 | 0.03787 | 82 | 71 | 11 | 0 |
2720 | And he doesn’t even LIKE cheese! | 1.1341 | 0.03787 | 82 | 71 | 11 | 0 |
2721 | He believes the moon is made of cheese and that this is a training simulation. | 1.1341 | 0.03787 | 82 | 71 | 11 | 0 |
2722 | I really think using practical effects for this new Stuart Little movie was a great choice | 1.1341 | 0.03787 | 82 | 71 | 11 | 0 |
2723 | See, I told you not to watch Apollo 13 in front of the test subjects. | 1.1341 | 0.03787 | 82 | 71 | 11 | 0 |
2724 | On the plus side, the CRISPR-cas modification did not affect his love of cheese. | 1.1341 | 0.04512 | 82 | 73 | 7 | 2 |
2725 | You didn't tell me the mouse's name was Bond, James Bond. | 1.1341 | 0.03787 | 82 | 71 | 11 | 0 |
2726 | He's just moused over the options. | 1.1341 | 0.04512 | 82 | 73 | 7 | 2 |
2727 | Oh great, now we're going to have both 'flying rats' and flying rats in the city. | 1.1341 | 0.03787 | 82 | 71 | 11 | 0 |
2728 | This is one of the rats from Silicon Valley, I assume? | 1.1341 | 0.03787 | 82 | 71 | 11 | 0 |
2729 | You should see his cousin with the movie studio | 1.1341 | 0.04165 | 82 | 72 | 9 | 1 |
2730 | But to the rats he's a superhero. | 1.1341 | 0.04165 | 82 | 72 | 9 | 1 |
2731 | I know it’s for science but somehow it seems unfair. | 1.1341 | 0.03787 | 82 | 71 | 11 | 0 |
2732 | Amazon is funding research to identify all options for faster deliveries. | 1.1341 | 0.04165 | 82 | 72 | 9 | 1 |
2733 | Why go for the cheese if it can fly to freedom? | 1.1341 | 0.04165 | 82 | 72 | 9 | 1 |
2734 | Operating heavy equipment, check. | 1.1341 | 0.04165 | 82 | 72 | 9 | 1 |
2735 | Ha. He didn't weigh the escape options. Thrust or cheese? Thrust or cheese? | 1.1341 | 0.03787 | 82 | 71 | 11 | 0 |
2736 | What I want to know is, who taught him the melody to "The Farmer in the Dell"? | 1.1341 | 0.04512 | 82 | 73 | 7 | 2 |
2737 | Amazing--he's gained 4 ounces eating the virtual cheese. | 1.1341 | 0.03787 | 82 | 71 | 11 | 0 |
2738 | I don't want the cheese, I just want out of the trap. | 1.1341 | 0.03787 | 82 | 71 | 11 | 0 |
2739 | Are you writing this down Claire, his interest in the cheese has vanquished... interesting. | 1.1341 | 0.03787 | 82 | 71 | 11 | 0 |
2740 | Please make a note: no more James Bond films before bedtime. | 1.1341 | 0.04512 | 82 | 73 | 7 | 2 |
2741 | He just finished watching Iron Man. | 1.1341 | 0.03787 | 82 | 71 | 11 | 0 |
2742 | Our research seems to have entered a new dimension. | 1.1341 | 0.04165 | 82 | 72 | 9 | 1 |
2743 | M-a-c-G-y-v-e-r M-o-u-s-e MacGyver Mouse MacGyver Mouse Forever let us ... | 1.1341 | 0.04165 | 82 | 72 | 9 | 1 |
2744 | He seems hungry enough now to get through this maze to find the cheese. | 1.1341 | 0.03787 | 82 | 71 | 11 | 0 |
2745 | Gluten free? | 1.1341 | 0.03787 | 82 | 71 | 11 | 0 |
2746 | My name is Norvegicus, Rattus Norvegicus! | 1.1341 | 0.04165 | 82 | 72 | 9 | 1 |
2747 | Did he learn this from you? | 1.1341 | 0.04165 | 82 | 72 | 9 | 1 |
2748 | He's not on my specimen list either, but the investors don't need to kno |