Contest #692


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692

The winning captions

These captions are chosen by The New Yorker.

  1. “I'll take this and the granny dress.”
  2. "Perfect! I'm surprising someone for dinner."
  3. “This is more practical for work, but the zebra is just so fun.”


Name Value
Submission deadline 2020-01-06T00:14:00.000Z
Voting started -
Voting ended 2020-01-20T00:15:00.000Z
Finalists announced 2020-01-14T00:14:00.000Z
Magazine(s) announcing finalists issued January 20, 2020
Number of captions 4205
Number of responses 827817
Number of participants -


Dashboard

In this table, the "mean" means the empirically measured average funniness score when the "unfunny", "somewhat funny" and "funny" receive a funniness score of 1, 2, 3 respectively. "Precison" is the standard error of the mean, the standard deviation of the mean estimate. With that, a caption with an empirical mean μ and precision σ has true mean in the range [μ - 2σ, μ + 2σ] with 95% probability by the 68-95-99.7 rule assuming the responses are indepedent and identically distributed.

Rank Caption Mean Precision Total votes "Unfunny" votes "Somewhat funny" votes "Funny" votes
0 First day on Wall Street, sir? 1.9144 0.00763 10800 3891 3939 2968
1 Now that’s what I call a dinner jacket. 1.8938 0.00748 11704 4515 3917 3272
2 Why yes, I always do dress to kill. 1.8884 0.00697 12673 4688 4711 3274
3 I'll take this and the granny dress. 1.8599 0.00857 8771 3523 2954 2294
4 Perfect! I'm surprising someone for dinner. 1.8479 0.00826 8952 3520 3274 2158
5 This is more practical for work, but the Zebra is just so fun. 1.8316 0.00920 7263 2945 2596 1722
6 I don't know. Do you think it makes my teeth look big? 1.8127 0.01143 4512 1832 1693 987
7 It’s so ewe! 1.7991 0.00836 9147 4028 2929 2190
8 This should get me through the primaries. 1.7989 0.00763 10680 4614 3600 2466
9 Would you like to try on a different metaphor? 1.7986 0.00841 8882 3864 2943 2075
10 It's from our new White House collection. 1.7975 0.00822 9986 4581 2846 2559
11 Why bother? The sheep will still vote for me even if I eat one on Fifth Avenue. 1.7909 0.00908 8407 3976 2213 2218
12 I want something that says, 'I'm approachable.' 1.7794 0.00919 6817 2887 2546 1382
13 Could you pull the wool over my eyes? 1.7611 0.00879 7975 3637 2606 1732
14 I love that it's 100% wool. 1.7231 0.01013 5774 2731 1911 1132
15 Our D.C. store can't keep these in stock. 1.7222 0.01033 5878 2885 1741 1252
16 Do my teeth look big in this? 1.7203 0.00819 8435 3900 2995 1540
17 It's a formal dinner. Do you have it in black? 1.7199 0.01040 5324 2487 1841 996
18 Dress for the meal you want, not the one you have. 1.7073 0.02995 772 413 172 187
19 Love it — perfect for a quick bite or an evening out. 1.6961 0.01066 4804 2262 1740 802
20 Sometimes you just have to go with the classics. 1.6819 0.01064 4779 2295 1709 775
21 It won't fool Grandma, but the Electorate... 1.6785 0.00958 6511 3327 1950 1234
22 You look absolutely ravenous. 1.6622 0.01033 5279 2680 1702 897
23 Dressed to kill as usual I see. 1.6554 0.01198 3863 1965 1264 634
24 Do you have it in black? 1.6285 0.00938 6193 3264 1966 963
25 Is my intent showing? 1.6119 0.01051 4968 2700 1496 772
26 And you're sure I'll blend in? 1.6071 0.01388 2629 1385 892 352
27 Of course it's not you, but isn't that the point? 1.6056 0.01136 4171 2270 1276 625
28 It's very ewe, Sir. 1.6047 0.01023 5198 2876 1510 809
29 This really isn’t me. I’ll take it. 1.5986 0.01280 3281 1805 988 488
30 Sir, allow me to offer you an alternative to the cliche. 1.5970 0.01162 3990 2202 1194 594
31 It's an off-the-rack of lamb. 1.5967 0.01346 2988 1654 885 449
32 I still can't believe this works every year. 1.5912 0.01417 2549 1386 819 344
33 On second thought, let me try the one with the orange face and the tiny hands again. 1.5909 0.01351 3366 2004 735 627
34 Don't bother with wrapping; I'm wearing it straight to work. 1.5810 0.01855 1463 803 470 190
35 They say cliche- I say classic. 1.5631 0.02295 943 530 295 118
36 Are you sure it's not too cliche? 1.5591 0.01023 4402 2506 1357 531
37 Very presidential! 1.5581 0.01417 2822 1698 673 451
38 It bespeaks a conformist sensibility and intentional deception—I’ll take it. 1.5554 0.01360 2787 1613 800 374
39 Don't dress for the meal you ate; dress for the meal you want to eat! 1.5535 0.01409 2652 1554 728 370
40 I can't decide between this and the grandma outfit. 1.5534 0.01093 3898 2221 1214 460
41 THIS is you, sir, and barely recognizable. 1.5523 0.01329 2955 1729 820 406
42 An excellent choice sir. It brings out the beast in you. 1.5471 0.01275 3109 1808 901 400
43 Did you also want an outfit for when you go huffing and puffing? 1.5440 0.01308 2952 1725 848 379
44 This one will be perfect for a little dinner I am planning 1.5427 0.01292 2860 1636 896 328
45 It's our new line for 2020. It's already big in Washington. 1.5363 0.01307 3155 1921 776 458
46 Ah, you can never go wrong with a classic. 1.5314 0.01305 2751 1591 858 302
47 I'm gonna need this one for the swing states. 1.5307 0.01685 1824 1101 478 245
48 You're right, it does make me look more approachable. 1.5274 0.01661 1678 972 527 179
49 Farm-fatale 1.5224 0.01719 1738 1059 450 229
50 Why, yes, it's for my confirmation hearing. I'm frankly surprised you still had one in stock! 1.5194 0.01890 1521 954 344 223
51 It makes me feel so...unimpeachable. 1.5193 0.01648 1970 1228 461 281
52 It's not cultural appropriation if it's couture. 1.5149 0.01706 1750 1076 447 227
53 And this is the same one he wore in 2016? 1.5136 0.01559 2175 1361 511 303
54 Sir, this is indeed our fleece de résistance. 1.5091 0.01687 1819 1136 440 243
55 I'll take this one if you throw in the grandma costume for half price. 1.5053 0.01464 2155 1294 633 228
56 Perfect. Even I’d eat me. 1.5045 0.01649 1786 1095 481 210
57 Absolutely dashing sir, but a tad dressy for huffing and puffing. 1.4982 0.01673 1628 984 477 167
58 You have to be a real wolf to look that good in sheep. 1.4929 0.01622 1820 1131 481 208
59 I mean, I like it, but is it cultural appropriation? 1.4884 0.01641 1769 1105 464 200
60 Do you also have this in pig? 1.4873 0.01633 1769 1103 470 196
61 Oh I feel baa-d 1.4828 0.02266 899 560 244 95
62 I like it, but I want pockets. do you have anything in a marsupial. 1.4822 0.02313 900 570 226 104
63 I definitely prefer this to the nightgown and bonnet 1.4816 0.01674 1572 965 457 150
64 It’s to die for. 1.4796 0.01841 1422 905 352 165
65 Can I get it in black? 1.4790 0.01714 1551 973 411 164
66 Very good, sir. And the billing address is still Grandmother’s House? 1.4761 0.01856 1340 844 354 142
67 Let’s hurry this up, she’s already over the river and through the woods 1.4756 0.02416 818 522 203 93
68 I was born lupine, but I identify as ovine. 1.4695 0.01960 1244 802 300 142
69 I know it''s cliché, but I absolutely love it! 1.4681 0.01796 1318 817 385 116
70 This is the one Vladimir likes. 1.4631 0.02074 1207 811 233 163
71 Yes, they are all free-range. 1.4629 0.01939 1214 778 310 126
72 They're all fabulous, but this one has me salivating. 1.4628 0.01890 1197 750 340 107
73 This’ll work in the blue states, what’ve you got for the red? 1.4619 0.01999 1193 778 279 136
74 Very good sir, you can't go wrong with the classic. 1.4609 0.01918 1176 742 326 108
75 That is so ewe 1.4608 0.01957 1185 775 275 132
76 Too obvious, let's try the Zebra again. 1.4597 0.01899 1166 730 336 100
77 I don't care if it makes me look fat, as long as it doesn't make me look hungry. 1.4596 0.02149 940 595 258 87
78 Oh, the bargains at Neiman Carcass! 1.4585 0.02062 1158 768 249 141
79 I'd say this one looks more presidential. 1.4568 0.02094 1123 747 239 137
80 The best part is I can deduct it as a campaign expense. 1.4558 0.02139 1097 736 222 139
81 ...and I’ll throw in the pigs’ address as they are potential Cloven Hoof donors. 1.4550 0.02562 811 557 139 115
82 Now I understand, sir. I brought out cheap clothing and you wanted ‘sheep’s’ clothing. 1.4536 0.02610 754 512 142 100
83 No, I need more of a power-suit. This makes me look like a follower. 1.4528 0.02086 1060 693 254 113
84 Yes, I WILL kill in this outfit! 1.4505 0.01957 1030 682 239 97
85 I love it! No animals were harmed, right? 1.4449 0.02176 962 634 228 100
86 I'll take this one, and the american flag lapel pin to complete the package. 1.4446 0.02255 956 645 197 114
87 This is too obvious. Let me try the business suit. 1.4428 0.02200 935 617 222 96
88 Can I rent it? I heard you do predatory lending. 1.4426 0.02256 924 618 203 103
89 I'll take three bags full. 1.4412 0.02376 782 513 193 76
90 I’m not looking to make a statement. I just want to blend in. 1.4395 0.02211 851 549 230 72
91 I don't usually wear white after Labor Day, but I'll make an exception. 1.4352 0.02266 841 553 210 78
92 Not everyone can pull it off, but I am sure you will kill it! 1.4341 0.02292 834 552 202 80
93 This one is perfect for both of my New Year’s resolutions: gain weight and try to get more sheep. 1.4324 0.02343 821 550 187 84
94 You know that's a poodle, right? 1.4317 0.02418 783 528 172 83
95 I want something that says, 'I'm not here to eat you.' 1.4316 0.02589 651 432 157 62
96 You were right - I do look great in wool. 1.4304 0.02237 797 515 221 61
97 Would you eat me? I would eat me. 1.4301 0.02330 772 507 198 67
98 Yes, but I'm wearing it ironically 1.4288 0.02375 793 533 180 80
99 What good taste I have. 1.4278 0.02351 762 503 192 67
100 This is very flattering to my sense of irony. I'll take it. 1.4273 0.02333 770 508 195 67
101 It’s actually polyester but you can hardly taste the difference. 1.4271 0.02271 768 498 212 58
102 Sorry for the confusion, sir. I thought you asked for " the sheepest one." 1.4261 0.02381 758 505 183 70
103 I suppose the choice would depend upon your objective, sir. Is it meant for a dinner engagement? 1.4256 0.02320 759 498 199 62
104 This one really shows off what big eyes I got. 1.4244 0.02284 754 490 208 56
105 Now for the hard part... Baaaaaaa. 1.4235 0.02347 732 480 194 58
106 I love it. But don't you think it's a bit too cliché? 1.4235 0.02307 732 475 204 53
107 Let’s try the pig. Somehow I don’t think they’ll fall for this. 1.4213 0.02425 705 468 177 60
108 Alright, now pull the wool over my eyes." 1.4207 0.02406 706 467 181 58
109 What do you have in a Grandma? 1.4183 0.02377 698 470 167 60
110 It's not me...it's perfect 1.4181 0.02394 696 459 183 54
111 I agree, “a wolf in pig’s clothing” just doesn’t have the same ring to it. 1.4176 0.02311 692 453 190 48
112 I think this one strikes the right balance of insouciance and menace. 1.4136 0.02529 660 446 155 59
113 I really thought I wanted a change, but sometimes you just have to stick with what's classic. 1.4134 0.02469 658 438 168 52
114 This one is perfect, do you also have it in black? 1.4134 0.02534 658 445 154 59
115 No one will believe it. Oh wait! Donald Trump is President. 1.4125 0.02652 657 458 127 72
116 I'll take it! I think I'm going to enjoy life on the lamb. 1.4114 0.02576 649 443 145 61
117 I’m running for President, why do you ask. 1.4103 0.02590 641 438 143 60
118 Do you have a Trump one? Sheep love him!!! 1.4094 0.02755 635 451 108 76
119 ...and you’re saying this is 100% wool? 1.4080 0.02496 625 416 163 46
120 Timeless. 1.4070 0.02539 602 401 157 44
121 You have to dress for the job you want, not the one you have, right? 1.4063 0.02590 603 407 147 49
122 This is the first time I've been fleeced and I'm loving it 1.4062 0.02596 608 412 145 51
123 YES! This will certainly do for my domestic work. I'll take the zebra and gazelle for my overseas trips. 1.4040 0.02616 594 403 142 49
124 See how it fits when you huff and puff. 1.4034 0.02639 590 402 138 50
125 Well, you can't beat a classic 1.4027 0.02562 586 392 152 42
126 Perfect. Mary won't know what hit her. 1.4024 0.02656 574 390 137 47
127 Indeed, the stripes were slimming, but this hides so much more. 1.4024 0.02640 579 393 139 47
128 Gimme the zebra--I look like a complete idiom in this one. 1.4017 0.02730 585 407 121 57
129 Would you like me to pull the wool over your eyes, Sir? 1.4015 0.02803 518 353 122 43
130 This one makes me look like Rudy Giuliani. 1.4014 0.02879 573 410 96 67
131 I love it...does it come in black? 1.4003 0.02517 577 386 151 39
132 The wolf in sheep's clothing shtick is a bit overdone, but I can't see myself with stripes or udders. 1.3996 0.02697 568 390 129 49
133 You had me at 'machine washable'. 1.3993 0.02606 571 385 144 42
134 It's between this and that red-hooded number you showed me earlier. 1.3993 0.02617 571 386 142 43
135 By the way, I love your human costume. 1.3993 0.02675 571 391 132 48
136 This will do for the primaries, but I need something less obvious for the convention. 1.3993 0.02698 571 393 128 50
137 This one is nice, but does it say cruelty free? 1.3989 0.02705 569 392 127 50
138 And,of course,sir,this is 100% wool 1.3986 0.02717 562 387 126 49
139 It's my first time going to a vegan restaurant, so I want to make a good impression. 1.3986 0.02786 562 393 114 55
140 And, of course, it is genuine wool. 1.3982 0.02700 560 384 129 47
141 Perfect! Now I can go into politics! 1.3982 0.02770 560 390 117 53
142 Oh, yeah. I’d eat me. 1.3975 0.02761 556 386 119 51
143 Great for surprising the herd or addressing a nation. 1.3975 0.02790 556 391 110 55
144 Aha! The perfect fleecing outfit! 1.3971 0.02684 554 378 132 44
145 I'm not used to having the sheep on the outside...Nice! 1.3967 0.02763 552 383 119 50
146 Deceit never goes out of fashion. 1.3967 0.02810 552 387 111 54
147 Excellent choice, sir. Shall I put in on your Diners Club Card? 1.3964 0.02721 550 378 126 46
148 I look so good but feel so baaaad. 1.3963 0.02812 545 381 112 52
149 A bit too cliche! Besides, I've got a party to attend in a brick house, so I'll take the pig. 1.3963 0.02702 545 372 130 43
150 Doesn’t make me look sheepish, does it?” 1.3963 0.02297 545 382 125 37
151 It’s perfect, sir. They’ll take you for a victim. 1.3956 0.02790 541 376 116 49
152 Will you be wearing hoofs? 1.3944 0.02736 535 367 125 43
153 Very fine choice Sir. Its a favorite among my most influential clients, including Politicians, Lawyers, Televangelists, and even some Doctors. 1.3944 0.02921 535 382 95 58
154 Oh, yeah. This is a killer outfit. 1.3937 0.02654 536 362 137 37
155 Ahh yes, that one is very popular in our D.C. store. 1.3937 0.02819 536 375 111 50
156 It's for a dinner date. 1.3934 0.02639 516 344 141 31
157 We have them in all sheeps and sizes. 1.3916 0.02598 526 363 125 38
158 I’ll kill in this one 1.3913 0.02781 529 367 117 45
159 And you say this is 100 percent wool? 1.3911 0.02772 519 365 108 46
160 Would you trust me? I'd trust me. 1.3906 0.02708 512 347 130 35
161 They're all so delicious; I just can't choose. 1.3902 0.02785 510 351 119 40
162 It's for a friend. 1.3881 0.02427 505 353 117 33
163 I do love a shear blouse. 1.3872 0.02832 501 348 112 41
164 Now you’re sure I won’t be accused of cultural appropriation? 1.3863 0.02861 497 347 108 42
165 And these furs are cruelty free, correct? 1.3859 0.02855 495 345 109 41
166 Who says you can't wear white after Labor Day! 1.3856 0.02860 472 325 112 35
167 Timeless classic - or tired trope? 1.3854 0.02745 493 336 124 33
168 But does this make my teeth look big? 1.3852 0.02779 488 334 120 34
169 Fashions fade, style is eternal." 1.3843 0.02825 484 334 114 36
170 Are you sure I don’t look like a complete idiom? 1.3815 0.02898 464 330 93 40
171 Try on the kangaroo. You'll like having pockets. 1.3809 0.02864 470 326 109 35
172 It sure beats dressing up like Grandma. 1.3783 0.02921 460 322 102 36
173 I like it. The only problem is it makes me look like a politician. 1.3783 0.03125 460 335 76 49
174 What do you think? I'm considering a run for office." 1.3783 0.02977 460 326 91 41
175 Mr. Trump Sir.. Which personality trait would you like to wear today? the pig, the lazy cow, the ass..I mean donkey 1.3783 0.03125 460 335 76 49
176 Excellent choice, its last owner is in the White House! 1.3783 0.03140 460 336 74 50
177 This suit will separate me from the pack. 1.3780 0.02894 455 316 106 33
178 At least it’s not the elephant in the room. 1.3780 0.02992 455 322 94 39
179 I'll take it! Just bill my campaign 1.3756 0.03103 442 318 82 42
180 Not B-a-a-a-a-d! 1.3750 0.02835 448 308 112 28
181 Forget Red Riding Hood, this can get me Bo Peep! 1.3744 0.03037 438 311 90 37
182 Would you eat me? I’d eat me. 1.3736 0.02962 439 308 98 33
183 I'll take this one. Wrap up the Bo Peep for my wife, too. 1.3736 0.02997 439 310 94 35
184 Simply ravishing...I will kill it in this outfit!!” 1.3736 0.02945 439 312 92 35
185 I like the new styles too, but I think I will go with a traditional look 1.3715 0.02883 428 295 107 26
186 Just add the monogram GOP and you've got a deal. 1.3700 0.03106 427 307 82 38
187 Wool does give me a softer side. 1.3690 0.02937 420 292 101 27
188 And finally, this is the last outfit from our fabled Aesop collection. 1.3690 0.03143 420 303 79 38
189 Wait until they don't see me in this. 1.3689 0.03168 412 297 78 37
190 Does this make my butt look fluffy? 1.3688 0.03072 423 302 86 35
191 Warm, and renewably sourced; I’ll take it! 1.3684 0.02985 418 293 96 29
192 I’m thinking of it more as a rebranding 1.3654 0.02966 405 282 98 25
193 You have excellent taste. This is the choice of our president's sons 1.3648 0.03195 403 292 75 36
194 This outfit will absolutely slay. 1.3648 0.02954 403 280 99 24
195 It looks great on you, Ivanka! 1.3648 0.03077 403 299 63 39
196 No, no, I said like a wolf in 'chic' clothing. 1.3632 0.03101 402 287 84 31
197 Yes, sir. Your outfit hits the nail on the head, barks up the wrong tree, is a piece of cake, a pie in the sky and is, um, something else I can’t quite put a finger on... 1.3632 0.03199 402 292 74 36
198 If I haven't returned it by 5:00 AM you can assume it works. 1.3627 0.02982 397 277 96 24
199 Yes, a long red tie would work. 1.3627 0.03286 397 292 66 39
200 It becomes you, Donald 1.3627 0.03267 397 291 68 38
201 Were any animals harmed making this jacket? 1.3625 0.03214 389 281 75 33
202 Who is afraid of the big bad wolf now, huh? 1.3622 0.03050 392 276 90 26
203 I just love your Ready-to-Eat Collection. 1.3622 0.03028 392 275 92 25
204 That one really brings out your teeth. 1.3620 0.03012 395 277 93 25
205 Oh screw it, I’m wearing white. 1.3613 0.03148 393 282 80 31
206 It's how I've always felt on the inside. 1.3601 0.03080 386 273 87 26
207 Dress to repress. 1.3599 0.03148 389 279 80 30
208 Sir, New York is probably the only city in the world where YOU can go as your actual self. 1.3599 0.03148 389 279 80 30
209 Sir, I believe you are supposed to wear it with the wool over your eyes 1.3599 0.03171 364 264 69 29
210 Most excellent choice, sir. Shall I go ahead and charge it to the Senate account as a travel expenditure? 1.3594 0.03261 384 280 70 34
211 Sometimes you just have to stick with a classic. 1.3594 0.03090 384 272 86 26
212 An excellent choice, monsieur. Cliché has such cachet these days! 1.3586 0.03166 382 274 79 29
213 It's just not me. I'll take it! 1.3584 0.03039 385 271 90 24
214 Lamb is the new pork. 1.3583 0.03213 374 269 76 29
215 That’s the one, sir. She’ll never know what bit her. 1.3579 0.02890 380 273 82 24
216 Is it ethically sourced?" 1.3573 0.03115 375 266 84 25
217 Yes, this is the perfect dinner jacket. 1.3566 0.03008 373 260 93 20
218 I find that wool itches. What do you have in alpaca? 1.3548 0.03106 372 264 84 24
219 I like it. It makes me feel b-a-a-a-a-d. 1.3548 0.03106 372 264 84 24
220 Will it last me through the primary season? 1.3542 0.03181 367 263 78 26
221 It's so not me - I'll take it! 1.3526 0.03180 363 260 78 25
222 Love it--it's so not me! 1.3526 0.03180 363 260 78 25
223 Do you have a lighter shade? I told her my fleece is white as snow. 1.3525 0.03162 366 262 79 25
224 But what if he wears wolf’s clothing? 1.3510 0.03153 359 256 80 23
225 All this shopping is making me hungry. 1.3510 0.03103 359 254 84 21
226 Ok, but will I be able to pull it over THEIR eyes? 1.3510 0.03274 359 261 70 28
227 Dress to kill, right? 1.3510 0.03103 359 254 84 21
228 Yes, this one has a certain innocence about it. 1.3510 0.03027 359 251 90 18
229 Pass me the Zebra, it's the horizontal stripes that make you thinner. 1.3510 0.03178 359 257 78 24
230 In like a wolf, out like a lamb, sir? 1.3468 0.03355 346 254 64 28
231 This one really brings out the gleam in your eyes and the sparkle in your teeth, I do say. 1.3468 0.03122 346 245 82 19
232 Yes! Let's go with the cliche. 1.3466 0.03190 352 253 76 23
233 May I suggest something less predictable? 1.3460 0.03259 341 246 72 23
234 It's black tie so maybe something in a penguin? 1.3450 0.03367 313 225 68 20
235 Sir, I would ask you to please take off the wolf suit before trying on another animal. 1.3441 0.03237 340 245 73 22
236 To die for? I should certainly hope so! 1.3441 0.03237 340 245 73 22
237 It’s between this, the pig, and the false prophet. 1.3441 0.03342 340 249 65 26
238 Should the gentleman wish to blend into Wall St., we offer a robust collection of pinstripes. 1.3441 0.03237 340 245 73 22
239 I just keep coming back to the sheep. It’s so versatile! 1.3441 0.03210 340 244 75 21
240 Classic! excellent choice, "let them know you're a pig" is so last election. 1.3441 0.03368 340 250 63 27
241 Yes, you are looking very big and quite bad indeed, sir. 1.3433 0.03296 335 243 69 23
242 Oh yes, I prefer understated deception. 1.3433 0.03129 335 237 81 17
243 Ring this up with the granny outfit. 1.3429 0.03279 312 227 65 20
244 Have you any fake gnus? 1.3424 0.03517 330 247 53 30
245 With the right accessories it will be a killer look. 1.3423 0.03168 333 237 78 18
246 Love it. Do you take Diners' Club? 1.3423 0.03362 333 244 64 25
247 I like it, but something a little less revealing, perhaps? 1.3423 0.03111 333 235 82 16
248 très sheep! 1.3396 0.03302 321 232 69 20
249 That's the one, sir! I hardly recognize you! 1.3395 0.03281 324 234 70 20
250 I think the best part will be bragging that I share a tailor with the President. 1.3395 0.03367 324 237 64 23
251 Grandma will absolutely die when she sees me in this. 1.3394 0.03113 327 231 81 15
252 Perfect! Now I’ll finally blend in at work. 1.3386 0.03178 319 229 73 17
253 It’s very sheep like, but that’s actually labradoodle 1.3385 0.03323 322 234 67 21
254 Perfect! Now do you have anything that says, "Grandma" 1.3375 0.03327 317 230 67 20
255 This is it! This suit shouts, "Trust me." 1.3375 0.03364 320 234 64 22
256 Do you think this one makes me look sheepish? 1.3333 0.03471 309 229 57 23
257 Ooh! I look delicious in this one! 1.3333 0.03357 312 228 64 20
258 You hardly need it in an election year, but it seems more sporting. 1.3333 0.03316 309 224 67 18
259 I know it's cliche, but there's just something about the timelessness of a classic. 1.3333 0.03295 312 226 68 18
260 This fleece won't do, it's too proverbial. 1.3333 0.03370 306 223 64 19
261 I'm loving my new look, but do you think others will consider this agricultural appropriation? 1.3333 0.02375 309 241 41 21
262 And it's 100 percent wool? 1.3333 0.03357 312 228 64 20
263 Yes, it’s a classic but I’m moving to L.A. I’d like to see some vegan alternatives 1.3322 0.03447 304 224 59 21
264 Ironically, it was my vegan diet that got me into shape. 1.3322 0.03383 304 222 63 19
265 Do you think this one makes me look fat? 1.3322 0.03351 304 221 65 18
266 Would you like to try the Grandma suit next sir? 1.3322 0.03415 304 223 61 20
267 Ooh, I like it...but is it locally sourced? 1.3322 0.03274 301 216 70 15
268 Too obvious? 1.3300 0.03387 303 222 62 19
269 This suits my taste perfectly. 1.3289 0.03358 298 217 64 17
270 I'd also like to see what you have in a grandmother. 1.3289 0.03272 298 217 63 16
271 I look fabulous. If I didn’t know better, I’d eat myself. 1.3289 0.03457 298 220 58 20
272 Perfect for my weekend in the country. 1.3289 0.02926 298 216 63 13
273 Are these locally sourced? 1.3289 0.03457 298 220 58 20
274 Do you have anything more gullible? 1.3288 0.03547 295 220 53 22
275 Impeachment, imsheepment, this coverup will work fine! Thank God the boys went hunting. 1.3288 0.03595 295 224 46 25
276 I like this one, but I think I'd like to see the Grandmother costume one more time 1.3276 0.03253 293 210 70 13
277 Will blood stains come out? 1.3265 0.03486 294 218 56 20
278 Does this metaphor make me look fat? 1.3253 0.03500 292 216 55 20
279 Yes Sir. Quite ironic, Sir. 1.3241 0.03341 290 211 64 15
280 Oddly,it's the only one that doesn't itch. 1.3241 0.03250 290 216 57 17
281 Do you have anything vegan? 1.3241 0.03515 290 216 54 20
282 I’d really like to show more of my vulnerable side. 1.3240 0.03400 287 210 61 16
283 This will be perfect for the next Presidential debate! 1.3240 0.03471 287 212 57 18
284 You don't need to wrap it. I'll wear it home. 1.3240 0.03540 287 214 53 20
285 I love the bovine look. But I can't resist the irony of this one. 1.3240 0.03327 287 208 65 14
286 Wise choice sir - the 2020 delegate special. 1.3240 0.03773 287 221 39 27
287 Oh, it's for a girl alright. 1.3240 0.03471 287 212 57 18
288 They say dress for the job you want not the job you have. 1.3240 0.03196 287 212 60 15
289 On you sir it ceases to be a cliche 1.3239 0.03478 284 212 53 19
290 We do have a Grandma suit in the back that we save only for our most discriminating clientele. 1.3239 0.03495 284 210 56 18
291 If only the old pack could see me now!! 1.3239 0.03566 284 212 52 20
292 This one. They say to dress for the meal you want. 1.3239 0.03531 284 211 54 19
293 I guess that depends sir, do you see yourself as a flock member, or do you have more of a herd mentality? 1.3239 0.03387 284 207 62 15
294 Yes Sir; this is the latest style and very popular among university professors and members of congress! 1.3239 0.03566 284 212 52 20
295 Oh yeah. This is me. Soft but vicious. 1.3239 0.03495 284 210 56 18
296 Which carcass was the most sustainably sourced? 1.3227 0.03686 282 214 45 23
297 Heck yes I identify as a sheep. Their bathrooms are so much better. 1.3226 0.03644 279 210 48 21
298 Ravishing. How appropriate. 1.3214 0.03339 280 203 64 13
299 This one is so conflicted. I love it. 1.3214 0.03300 280 202 66 12
300 High school reunion. I’m want something that’s says, “I’m not who you thought I was.” 1.3214 0.03489 280 207 56 17
301 You wouldn’t be pulling the wool over my eyes, would you? 1.3201 0.02294 278 214 53 11
302 I say, it goes rakishly well with my sheepish grin. 1.3201 0.03466 278 205 57 16
303 The perfect dinner jacket 1.3201 0.03428 278 204 59 15
304 Yeah, yeah, it's a costume party...a surprise costume party. 1.3200 0.03529 275 204 54 17
305 You're gonna KILL in that outfit 1.3199 0.03668 272 205 47 20
306 You know, I've never identified as a wolf. 1.3187 0.03349 273 198 63 12
307 You’re so right – I do look dressed to kill! 1.3187 0.03308 273 197 65 11
308 I look delicious. 1.3173 0.03560 271 202 52 17
309 It’s such a cliche, but I’ll take it. 1.3173 0.03321 271 196 64 11
310 The stripes were slimming, but this hides all I need it to. 1.3173 0.03402 271 198 60 13
311 I don’t know, white after Labor Day? 1.3173 0.03521 271 201 54 16
312 I love it! But do you have it in black? 1.3173 0.03482 271 200 56 15
313 Now THIS kills! 1.3173 0.03442 271 199 58 14
314 Rest assured, all of our garments are grass fed, pasture raised and local. 1.3173 0.03673 271 205 46 20
315 It's ewe all over. 1.3173 0.03521 271 201 54 16
316 Nothing slays 'em like a wool suit. 1.3173 0.03402 271 198 60 13
317 I'm sorry, sir. I didn't realize you were Kosher. I'll take these two back. 1.3160 0.03536 269 200 53 16
318 And the best part is that it's not cruelty-free. 1.3160 0.03690 269 204 45 20
319 It's ewe. 1.3158 0.03794 266 204 40 22
320 Wall Street here I come 1.3158 0.03642 266 200 48 18
321 We also have a nice Puppy outfit which will get you in anywhere. 1.3158 0.03482 266 196 56 14
322 It’s so not me. 1.3158 0.03602 266 199 50 17
323 That piece is all the rage. We can hardly keep it in stock, particularly in our DC store! 1.3158 0.03642 266 200 48 18
324 Ah! A perfect portrayal of Lindsey Graham. 1.3158 0.03794 266 204 40 22
325 I think the sheepskin is best for blending in. 1.3158 0.03680 266 201 46 19
326 Sheep clothing is a little 2019. Try one of these. 1.3158 0.03642 266 200 48 18
327 I agree, sir: I'd choose "sheepish" over "cowed" any day. 1.3158 0.03400 266 194 60 12
328 I love the smell of sheepskin in the morning. 1.3144 0.03658 264 199 47 18
329 Perhaps you would like to try something Gnu 1.3118 0.03663 263 199 46 18
330 Well, at least it's not fur 1.3115 0.03310 260 188 63 9
331 Yes, It's definitely you. Well ,not actually you, but it is you. 1.3115 0.03610 260 195 49 16
332 Perfect. Can you recommend a good nocturnal animal for my evening wear? 1.3115 0.03610 260 195 49 16
333 Do you really think it shows off my sensitive side? 1.3115 0.03569 260 194 51 15
334 The wolf in sheep's clothing was a very popular costume, particularly in the Washington, D.C. area. 1.3115 0.03732 260 198 43 19
335 Yes, we have faux for every occasion, Sir. 1.3098 0.03300 255 184 63 8
336 And if you want something even warmer I may have an alpaca in the back. 1.3098 0.03780 255 195 41 19
337 I hope that one is a bit more to your taste, Sir. 1.3098 0.03697 255 193 45 17
338 The style may be a bit cliché, but it's me. 1.3086 0.03381 256 187 59 10
339 What a bold suit choice senator. 1.3086 0.03600 256 192 49 15
340 You don't think it's a little... cliché? 1.3083 0.03497 253 187 54 12
341 Does this sheep make my ass look fat? 1.3083 0.03756 253 193 42 18
342 Now, this is more to my taste! 1.3083 0.03497 253 187 54 12
343 A wolf in sheep's clothing! This could start a trend. 1.3083 0.03714 253 192 44 17
344 Don't try to pull the wool over my eyes--I know a knock-off stole when I see one! 1.3083 0.03629 253 190 48 15
345 Tempting, but I think something less cliche. 1.3083 0.03541 253 188 52 13
346 I don‘t know...Do you have anything sheeper? 1.3083 0.03714 253 192 44 17
347 I do think that one brings out the real ewe, sir. 1.3083 0.03541 253 188 52 13
348 Do you have anything in a vegetable? 1.3068 0.03373 251 192 43 15
349 Do you have something in synthetic? Wool makes me itch... 1.3068 0.03601 251 188 49 14
350 I'm tired of dressing like a Senator. 1.3068 0.03774 251 192 41 18
351 Classics are always in style. 1.3068 0.03557 251 187 51 13
352 No, no. I think we've found it! 1.3065 0.03469 248 185 51 12
353 Am I too old to pull off lamb? 1.3065 0.03539 248 184 52 12
354 I assume this is cruelty free, of course. 1.3065 0.03225 248 190 45 13
355 It also comes in black, you say? 1.3065 0.03539 248 184 52 12
356 Do you think this costume makes me look trustworthy? 1.3065 0.03539 248 184 52 12
357 My friends would kill for one of these. 1.3065 0.03539 248 184 52 12
358 Is it 100% inhumane? 1.3049 0.03692 246 186 45 15
359 You can't put a price on the perfect cliche. 1.3033 0.03570 244 182 50 12
360 This is what I need to get into the Labradoodle Meetup. 1.3033 0.03930 244 190 34 20
361 My nutritionist told me you wear what you eat 1.3033 0.03754 244 186 42 16
362 We're going public you know. I need something to wear. 1.3033 0.03663 244 184 46 14
363 I'll go with this one - it'll look great with my new Uggs. 1.3017 0.03680 242 183 45 14
364 And she was fleeced humanely 1.3017 0.03586 242 186 41 15
365 I think this will meat my needs. 1.3017 0.03537 242 180 51 11
366 Don't bother wrapping it. 1.3017 0.03338 242 181 51 10
367 Yes, this is the cliche I've been searching for! 1.3017 0.03489 242 179 53 10
368 Charles, your instincts are killer. 1.3017 0.03726 242 184 43 15
369 Perfect! Do you have it in orange? 1.3013 0.03804 239 183 40 16
370 I think I like the Wolf in Sheep's clothing for my trip to Mar-a-lago. 1.3013 0.03710 239 186 36 17
371 If you’re interested in national politics, and want something for the whole pack, I’ll make you a great deal on 52 cowardly lions that we’re way overstocked on. 1.3013 0.03940 239 186 34 19
372 Finally, you get me! 1.3013 0.03850 239 184 38 17
373 I’ll wear it ironically. 1.3013 0.03804 239 183 40 16
374 A fine selection. It is made of our finest wool, which we had three bags of. 1.3013 0.03465 239 176 54 9
375 You should really take the whole wardrobe. It gives you so much versatility for every dining occasion. 1.3013 0.03565 239 178 50 11
376 Does it come in black? 1.3004 0.03573 243 182 49 12
377 I feel like a pretty little cloud. 1.3004 0.03848 243 188 37 18
378 You say it's warm in the winter, cool in the summer, machine washable, and eco friendly? 1.2996 0.03556 237 179 46 12
379 I'll be needing this one through November 4th. 1.2996 0.03776 237 181 41 15
380 It has a certain fairytale look about it! 1.2996 0.03631 237 178 47 12
381 Can you have it ready by the next full moon? 1.2996 0.03728 237 180 43 14
382 I loved the alpaca, but I'll get more wear out of this one. 1.2983 0.03568 238 178 49 11
383 This makes me look like an idiom. 1.2983 0.03518 238 177 51 10
384 It’s perfect! Fierce. Deadly. Fluffy. 1.2974 0.03778 232 177 41 14
385 A bit conventional sir, may I suggest we up your game. 1.2974 0.03678 232 175 45 12
386 Yes, Mr. Donald, Mr. Vlad has one just like it. 1.2974 0.03099 232 181 38 12
387 May I say Sir has never looked more...approachable. 1.2974 0.03778 232 177 41 14
388 Are you saying "Yes!" to the fleece? 1.2957 0.03746 230 175 42 13
389 Voila! A hint of softness layered over an air of robust cunning.__ 1.2957 0.03846 230 177 38 15
390 You’re right! It does become me! 1.2957 0.03483 230 170 52 8
391 Do these include the original owners? 1.2957 0.03846 230 177 38 15
392 Screw PETA, I am so doing this. 1.2957 0.03483 230 170 52 8
393 Oh yes, Sir, it does look baaaaaad on ewe. 1.2957 0.03695 230 174 44 12
394 This looks better. The one on the chair is udderly ridiculous. 1.2957 0.03846 230 177 38 15
395 I think you will like this one sir, it is 100% wool. 1.2933 0.03581 225 168 48 9
396 Would black make me look thinner? 1.2933 0.03636 225 169 46 10
397 Perfect way to express my inner predator - I'll take it! 1.2933 0.03690 225 170 44 11
398 This is more believable with my MAGA hat… 1.2933 0.03848 225 173 38 14
399 Of course, sir. It will be ready for the presidential campaign. 1.2933 0.03950 225 175 34 16
400 That also comes in Grandmother. 1.2933 0.03690 225 170 44 11
401 Ohhh, I like what this one does for my lies. 1.2933 0.03848 225 173 38 14
402 We also have the latest Grandmother look that might interest you. 1.2933 0.03581 225 168 48 9
403 I've been needing something I can wear to dinner. 1.2933 0.03581 225 168 48 9
404 This'll be great for D.C. in the fall! 1.2926 0.03749 229 175 41 13
405 Is this too revealing? 1.2926 0.03593 229 171 47 10
406 Let me see the Wildebeest again; I don't want to seem cliche' 1.2926 0.03646 229 173 45 11
407 That's nice but soo predictable. Here, try something fresh. 1.2926 0.03485 229 170 51 8
408 Does this look too tight when I huff and I puff? 1.2926 0.03593 229 172 47 10
409 My daddy always told me to dress for the prey you want and not for the prey you have. 1.2926 0.03800 229 176 39 14
410 The whole stigma not withstanding, sometimes its just nice to feel pretty. 1.2926 0.03749 229 175 41 13
411 If you'd like a boa to go with that, I have the real thing. 1.2915 0.03920 223 173 35 15
412 Oh yeah, my job just got a lot easier. 1.2915 0.03762 223 170 41 12
413 Do you have something to disguise the hair on my chinny-chin-chin? 1.2915 0.03653 223 168 45 10
414 It seems identity theft does pay off. 1.2915 0.03540 223 169 40 11
415 Does this make my teeth look big? 1.2896 0.03669 221 167 44 10
416 It’s a bit itchy—do you have it in cotton? 1.2896 0.03584 221 168 43 10
417 I have a feeling I will become a legend. 1.2896 0.03834 221 170 38 13
418 Perfect! My base, which is mostly sheep, is gonna love it! 1.2890 0.03758 218 166 41 11
419 It's as if it was made for you. 1.2890 0.03813 218 167 39 12
420 Of course I'm an ethical lawyer. 1.2890 0.03614 218 171 34 13
421 They’re all fabulous! Do you have anything in a Granny and matching bonnet? 1.2883 0.03484 222 165 50 7
422 My pronouns are Sheep/Sheer. 1.2883 0.03872 222 172 36 14
423 Take that, PETA. 1.2883 0.03711 222 169 42 11
424 This one makes me look deceptively good. 1.2883 0.03599 222 167 46 9
425 She will never suspect, sir. 1.2883 0.03711 222 169 42 11
426 Let me try the zebra again. 1.2857 0.03645 217 164 44 9
427 We recommend it to all our politicians. 1.2857 0.03927 217 169 34 14
428 This one really sparks joy 1.2857 0.03872 217 168 36 13
429 Dress the way you want to be treated! 1.2857 0.03872 217 168 36 13
430 Good choice, sir. Brings out your inner carnivore. 1.2857 0.03465 217 166 42 9
431 That one is too easy, they will know you’re a wolf - but a pig? They will never suspect! 1.2857 0.03761 217 166 40 11
432 How about I huff and I puff and we take the sleeves in? 1.2857 0.03817 217 167 38 12
433 and since this is the last day we can sell fur, I can give you a great price 1.2857 0.03761 217 166 40 11
434 It's me! And not me! 1.2850 0.03736 214 163 41 10
435 It makes me feel so baad. 1.2850 0.03794 214 164 39 11
436 I trust this wool is from a humane source? 1.2850 0.03677 214 162 43 9
437 Do you have anything in Stable Genius Nationalist? 1.2850 0.04179 214 171 25 18
438 I'll wear it home! 1.2850 0.03908 214 166 35 13
439 Enjoy your holidays Mr. Musk. 1.2844 0.00475 211 168 28 5
440 I would absolutely trust you with my daughter, sir. 1.2844 0.03769 211 161 40 10
441 The pig, cow and zebra are all trending with the wolf pups but, trust me when I say, this will never go out of style." 1.2844 0.03647 211 159 44 8
442 It's ewe, sir. 1.2837 0.03779 215 165 39 11
443 Ah yes, this one will do nicely. I'm going to a gathering in the country, and I'd like to fit in. 1.2837 0.03779 215 165 39 11
444 Impeccable. Any sheep would be briefly glad to know you. 1.2837 0.03691 215 166 38 11
445 I think it could work at Republican rallies. 1.2823 0.03907 209 162 35 12
446 I just don’t want Little Red to say, “My, what a big butt you have!” 1.2823 0.04135 209 166 27 16
447 May I suggest you add a red riding hood? 1.2823 0.03787 209 160 39 10
448 Yes, it most certainly softens your image, sir. 1.2823 0.03158 209 157 46 5
449 This is the last time I place a bet with those three little pigs. 1.2823 0.03965 209 163 33 13
450 I'll take it! It's perfect for my next dinner party. 1.2823 0.03847 209 161 37 11
451 This is killer! 1.2823 0.03907 209 162 35 12
452 Okay, it's between this one and the Grandma one. 1.2823 0.03600 209 157 45 7
453 Oh sir, what a big checkbook you have. 1.2802 0.03927 207 161 34 12
454 Screw the cliche, I'll take it. 1.2802 0.03680 207 157 42 8
455 This will make the vegans crazy. 1.2802 0.03866 207 160 36 11
456 It;s much more effective if you wear the hoodie, sir. 1.2802 0.03616 207 156 44 7
457 Excellent choice, sir. This being an election year, it’s already on backorder. 1.2802 0.03680 207 157 42 8
458 That sir, is a fine example of a wooly bully ! 1.2802 0.04044 207 163 30 14
459 Admirable,Sir. Sheeplike but wolfish. Many in the Upper Chamber will follow suit. 1.2802 0.04044 207 163 30 14
460 its a little tight, do you have anything in Big Bad Wolf size? 1.2802 0.03743 207 158 40 9
461 Are you certain that they'll flock to me? 1.2802 0.03616 207 156 44 7
462 This will go great with a little red riding hood. 1.2802 0.03986 207 162 31 13
463 Does it make me look too sheepish? 1.2794 0.03777 204 156 39 9
464 See if he cries wolf this time 1.2794 0.03903 204 158 35 11
465 I feel sheepish saying it, but this looks great. 1.2794 0.03840 204 157 37 10
466 I’ll never have to release my tax returns in this! 1.2794 0.04025 204 160 31 13
467 Everything so far just makes me feel hungry. 1.2794 0.04025 204 160 31 13
468 The classics never go out of style. 1.2794 0.03777 204 156 39 9
469 I know it's not me - that's the point 1.2794 0.03580 204 153 45 6
470 Do you think it’s too traditional? 1.2794 0.03647 204 154 43 7
471 Before I go to the Trump rally, make me look less evil for the TV cameras. 1.2794 0.03964 204 159 33 12
472 I feel like it makes my teeth look big. 1.2794 0.03777 204 156 39 9
473 Perfect for the televised debates! 1.2794 0.03872 204 160 32 12
474 You should see Melania in the Little Bo-Peep costume. 1.2794 0.04025 204 160 31 13
475 What it lacks in subtlety it makes up for in breathability 1.2794 0.03964 204 159 33 12
476 You never get a second chance to make a first impression. 1.2794 0.03840 204 157 37 10
477 Yes sir, I do think this will help you get re-elected 1.2794 0.04025 204 160 31 13
478 Have you got anything an old grandma would wear? 1.2794 0.03712 204 155 41 8
479 I like the traditional look but what do you have that’s gnu? 1.2794 0.03712 204 155 41 8
480 Oh man, Geoffrey... this will kill down at the farm! 1.2794 0.03903 204 158 34 11
481 This would be best, but I'm allergic to wool. 1.2794 0.03614 204 156 40 8
482 Who would suspect a wolf in cheap clothing? 1.2794 0.03680 204 157 38 9
483 It’s ewe. It’s really ewe. 1.2780 0.03886 205 159 35 11
484 I was the first cross=dresser, you know. 1.2759 0.03843 203 157 36 10
485 After giving up on chasing roadrunners, Wile E. Coyote found a new calling. 1.2759 0.03906 203 158 34 11
486 With this outfit, I should be able to fleece them and pull the wool over their eyes most successfully. 1.2759 0.03714 203 155 40 8
487 It's you, only nicer. 1.2759 0.02903 203 158 37 6
488 Yes, this is much nicer than the monkey suit I wore to the Oscars 1.2759 0.03906 203 158 34 11
489 Because you can't say wolf without saying wool. 1.2759 0.03546 203 160 32 10
490 It brings out the false prophet in you. 1.2759 0.03906 203 158 34 11
491 I want a look that says 'Hungry - for affection'. 1.2759 0.03779 203 156 38 9
492 This is perfect! I would eat me. 1.2759 0.04029 203 160 30 13
493 That’s from our Capitol Hill collection, sir. 1.2750 0.03943 200 156 33 11
494 A lawyer in sheep's clothing, I'll take it! 1.2750 0.03610 200 151 43 6
495 Why, yes, I could see wearing this to dinner at the Kushners! 1.2750 0.03943 200 156 33 11
496 If we take it in at the waist it will draw the eye away from the big teeth you have. 1.2750 0.03879 200 155 35 10
497 It's timeless. 1.2750 0.03679 200 152 41 7
498 It's a loose fit but that's fine, I'm planning to quit my diet. 1.2750 0.04130 200 159 27 14
499 You can’t beat 100% wool? 1.2750 0.03813 200 154 37 9
500 Ah yes, the sheep's clothing is one of our most popular items. 1.2750 0.04006 200 157 31 12
501 Remind me to thank Bill Cosby for recommending you. 1.2741 0.04046 197 155 30 12
502 Wear that and I promise you’ll become a famous saying 1.2741 0.03981 197 154 32 11
503 Does it come in Merino? 1.2741 0.03849 197 152 36 9
504 I’m so torn between this one and the Granny outfit... 1.2741 0.03981 197 154 32 11
505 You don't think it makes my teeth look big? 1.2736 0.03862 201 156 35 10
506 I’m going out for a quick bite with a herbivore. 1.2736 0.03988 201 158 31 12
507 You'll kill in this. 1.2736 0.03862 201 155 35 10
508 This one may be a bit cliche, sir. 1.2718 0.03799 195 150 37 8
509 Does this outfit make my motives obvious? 1.2718 0.03868 195 151 35 9
510 Perfect! Now let me see something from your Grandma Collection. 1.2718 0.03799 195 150 37 8
511 Grrrr... I look like a wolf in cheap clothing! 1.2718 0.04196 195 156 25 14
512 Perfect! I need to be dressed to kill for an event at the barn tonight! 1.2718 0.03799 195 150 37 8
513 The better to fleece you with, my dear... 1.2718 0.03868 195 151 35 9
514 I LOVE it -- it's sooooo not me! Do you have hoofs to match? 1.2708 0.03974 192 150 32 10
515 Oh this is much better, the cow was offal. 1.2708 0.03763 192 147 38 7
516 Does this make me look hungry? 1.2708 0.03689 192 146 40 6
517 I’d prefer to surprise them by dressing as a border collie. 1.2708 0.03974 192 150 32 10
518 Would you like to see our selection of nightgowns and bonnets? 1.2708 0.03834 192 148 36 8
519 This isn't real fur, is it? 1.2708 0.03834 192 148 36 8
520 The classic one suits you, but for a bit of fun - you might surprise folks with one of these. 1.2708 0.03834 192 148 36 8
521 We have three bags full if you prefer it in black . 1.2708 0.03763 192 147 38 7
522 I slay. 1.2708 0.03905 192 149 34 9
523 Thrown in the pig and I’ll take it! 1.2703 0.03927 185 143 34 8
524 This will do nicely for the inauguration. 1.2678 0.04240 183 146 25 12
525 Don’t you think that’s a little too obvious? 1.2670 0.03907 191 149 33 9
526 I love it! I haven’t felt this vulnerable since I first went on the endangered species list. 1.2670 0.03907 191 149 33 9
527 Close enough for my base. 1.2670 0.04113 191 152 27 12
528 I think this one fits with the new PR campaign... 1.2670 0.03976 191 150 31 10
529 See you next election! 1.2670 0.04045 191 151 29 11
530 Maestro, you've really outdone yourself with this Election Year collection. 1.2670 0.03835 191 148 35 8
531 Cliché? Ironic? Who cares, it will get the job done. 1.2670 0.03835 191 148 35 8
532 No, it's NOT a 'Come as you are" party. 1.2670 0.03835 191 148 35 8
533 It certainly makes you approachable. 1.2670 0.03835 191 148 35 8
534 A wolf in sheep’s clothing is a timeless classic. But a wolf in zebra. Well, that’s right on line. 1.2670 0.03536 191 144 43 4
535 Does this make me look like I'm telling the truth? 1.2670 0.04113 191 152 27 12
536 It’s just so me! 1.2670 0.03763 191 147 37 7
537 I'll take a dozen outfits. And some BBQ sauce 1.2670 0.03835 191 148 35 8
538 You should have mentioned you were an attorney. 1.2670 0.03689 191 151 31 9
539 I'd kill for this one. 1.2670 0.03835 191 148 35 8
540 Who's this designer? I never heard of Matthew 7:15. 1.2663 0.03774 184 141 37 6
541 ... and it’s 100% wool! 1.2660 0.04086 188 149 28 11
542 Cultural appropriation? I think not. 1.2660 0.03361 188 152 27 9
543 A good choice; we’ve sold a flock. 1.2660 0.03798 188 145 36 7
544 Perfect 1.2660 0.04155 188 150 26 12
545 Throw in the mint jelly and Woolite, and you have yourself a sale! 1.2660 0.03722 188 144 38 6
546 I'll take this one for my inauguration. 1.2660 0.03798 188 145 36 7
547 This is the aphorism I was going for. 1.2660 0.04086 188 149 28 11
548 I’ll try the striped one this one makes me look fat. 1.2660 0.04016 188 148 30 10
549 New Store Grand Opening: The Hides You Seek 1.2660 0.03872 188 146 34 8
550 It's been popular in China, Iran, and Russia, but the North American has really warmed up to it. 1.2660 0.03872 188 146 34 8
551 Can I see your selection of old rich white privileged men in power? 1.2660 0.04016 188 148 30 10
552 I'll take them all, my doctor says I need a more balanced diet. 1.2660 0.03485 188 151 28 9
553 A classic never goes out of style, does it, Geoffrey. 1.2660 0.03835 188 148 31 9
554 It needs to be washable. 1.2652 0.03516 181 142 31 7
555 Thank you Nigel, no one will suspect a wolf in sheep’s clothing 1.2652 0.03728 181 138 38 5
556 I'm not sure about Little Red Riding Hood, but I know Bo Peep will find you irresistible. 1.2649 0.03909 185 144 33 8
557 This is faux fur, right? 1.2649 0.03909 185 144 33 8
558 It's not really me, but it would make a terrific metaphor! 1.2649 0.03756 185 142 37 6
559 I don't know . . . Last year I went as a grandmother and felt like such a cliche." 1.2649 0.03756 185 142 37 6
560 If that one doesn’t work there are plenty of CAT costumes coming back 1.2649 0.04199 185 148 25 12
561 It doesn't feel very me,but I kind of love that about it. 1.2649 0.04057 185 146 29 10
562 So this is what they're wearing in D.C. these days? 1.2649 0.03833 185 143 35 7
563 Yes! I think this one could become legendary. 1.2649 0.03984 185 145 31 9
564 I look baaaaaaad! 1.2649 0.03833 185 143 35 7
565 ...they said the theme of the party is going to be: 'You are what you eat' 1.2649 0.03756 185 142 37 6
566 Nice material! The other salesman tried to pull the wool over my eyes. 1.2649 0.03833 185 143 35 7
567 And if the gentleman is a vegetarian, we have some lovely potato skins you may be interested in trying on. 1.2649 0.03756 185 142 37 6
568 You don't think this makes me look too cliche' ? 1.2649 0.03677 185 141 39 5
569 So, do you think it’s retro or just cliché 1.2649 0.03833 185 143 35 7
570 Do you think this looks too cliche? 1.2649 0.03596 185 140 41 4
571 Yeah, the cow one was chique; but I'm really looking for irony with a touch of timeless metaphor." 1.2649 0.03677 185 141 39 5
572 Have you got something a bit more sheepish? 1.2649 0.04129 185 147 27 11
573 Perfect for the Beltway crowd 1.2649 0.04057 185 146 29 10
574 Does this effectively cover up my intentions? 1.2649 0.03833 185 143 35 7
575 It brings out the hunger in my eyes. 1.2649 0.03756 185 142 37 6
576 Perhaps you'd like to try on something a little less cliché? 1.2649 0.02765 185 145 33 3
577 Might you have anything in red? 1.2649 0.03909 185 144 33 8
578 Yes. YES! Now, do you also have it in black? 1.2623 0.03773 183 141 36 6
579 Perfect, add it to the pile. Now, what do you have in 'grandma'? 1.2623 0.04005 183 144 30 9
580 Classics never go out of style. 1.2623 0.04079 183 145 28 10
581 Of course this is it. Whoever heard of a wolf in pigs’ clothing? 1.2623 0.03852 183 142 34 7
582 That's smart, but so last year. 1.2623 0.03929 183 143 32 8
583 Just what I need to get in the Republican primary. 1.2623 0.04363 183 149 20 14
584 If I may say so, sir, you look like a snack! 1.2623 0.02816 183 147 29 6
585 You can’t beat a classic! 1.2623 0.03773 183 141 36 6
586 I think it brings out the kindness in your eyes. 1.2623 0.03440 183 145 27 8
587 I'm gonna be baa-ed at Little Bo-Peep's costume party. 1.2623 0.04005 183 144 30 9
588 Somehow the grandma just felt more me. 1.2623 0.03852 183 142 34 7
589 This one’s to die for. 1.2623 0.03929 183 143 32 8
590 I'll take this one and eat the cashier on my way out 1.2623 0.03929 183 143 32 8
591 I'll take them all. It is not easy being a wolf in a fairy tale. 1.2623 0.03773 183 141 36 6
592 Is it shear enough? 1.2623 0.04079 183 145 28 10
593 I say "yes, to the fleece!" 1.2623 0.04005 183 144 30 9
594 Yes, yes, I like it but isn't it a bit obvious? 1.2623 0.03692 183 140 38 5
595 Think I can get away with this after Labor Day? 1.2623 0.03852 183 142 34 7
596 Feels a bit cliché. Let me try the zebra again. 1.2623 0.03929 183 143 32 8
597 I love it, but it’s an election year 1.2623 0.03773 183 141 36 6
598 Yes sir, three bags full 1.2623 0.03929 183 143 32 8
599 I just keep going back to this one- it’s a classic. 1.2623 0.03610 183 139 40 4
600 Fine. Charge it to my Wall Street account. 1.2623 0.03929 183 143 32 8
601 May I show you something in a different appetite" 1.2623 0.03852 183 142 34 7
602 This is nice, but do you have anything in a grandma? 1.2623 0.03773 183 141 36 6
603 It's all the rage in Washington. 1.2623 0.03929 183 143 32 8
604 The classic look is never out of fashion.” 1.2623 0.03852 183 142 34 7
605 Excellent choice madam. A classic. 1.2623 0.04223 183 147 24 12
606 Lamb off the rack suits me! 1.2623 0.04079 183 145 28 10
607 I'm looking for a disguise that screams, "Who cares? He's got the support of his base." 1.2623 0.03929 183 143 32 8
608 Oh yes. November 2020, here I come. 1.2623 0.04079 183 145 28 10
609 Who said role-playing can't be deliciously fun? 1.2623 0.03929 183 143 32 8
610 You can be more than just a wolf in sheep’s clothing. 1.2611 0.04045 180 142 29 9
611 You're right; this is more me. 1.2611 0.03808 180 139 35 6
612 This is perfect, but do you also have one in black? 1.2611 0.03808 180 139 35 6
613 Perhaps madam would like to see something in a stripe? 1.2611 0.03889 180 140 33 7
614 Forget the pigs and Little Red. My third act will be to sheep, perhaps, to seem. 1.2611 0.03968 180 141 31 8
615 I hate shopping for clothes. I'm right between a medium sheep and a large sheep. 1.2611 0.04196 180 144 25 11
616 Do you have one in grandmother? 1.2611 0.03889 180 140 33 7
617 The zebra would be more slimming. 1.2611 0.03808 180 139 35 6
618 Trust me you won't be as desirable in the black. 1.2611 0.03968 180 141 31 8
619 It has ewe written all over it. 1.2611 0.04121 180 143 27 10
620 Slow-food will always be better than fast-fashion. 1.2611 0.03889 180 140 33 7
621 You don't think I look too sheepish, do you? 1.2611 0.03889 180 139 33 7
622 Sir, you look ravenous, I mean, ravishing in that suit. 1.2611 0.03889 180 145 25 10
623 Yes, I like this one. Do you have it in cotton? 1.2611 0.03849 180 142 30 8
624 It may be a cliché but damn I look good! 1.2611 0.03642 180 142 31 7
625 Do you have anything in a faux fur? 1.2611 0.03467 180 140 35 5
626 Who looks yummy? I look yummy! 1.2611 0.04045 180 142 29 9
627 Oh, this irony is to die for! 1.2611 0.04045 180 142 29 9
628 Some say cliché, I say classic. 1.2611 0.03889 180 140 33 7
629 I still believe the wildebeest is more your look sir. Sheep is so last year. 1.2611 0.03968 180 141 31 8
630 But does it come in black? 1.2611 0.04045 180 142 29 9
631 Are you sure no one will recognize me in this? 1.2611 0.04045 180 142 29 9
632 Yes " I'm saying yes to the sheep" ! 1.2611 0.04121 180 143 27 10
633 This is perfect, I'm hunting PETA members. 1.2611 0.04045 180 142 29 9
634 I like this one, it really brings out the color of my eyes. 1.2611 0.03968 180 141 31 8
635 I like how I can't pull the wool over my eyes. 1.2611 0.03968 180 141 31 8
636 Don't worry, this is a faux fur. Our company is committed to animal rights. 1.2611 0.03889 180 139 33 7
637 I applaud your ironic sense of style, sir. 1.2611 0.03808 180 139 35 6
638 May I ask where all the meat from these animals went? 1.2611 0.03889 180 140 33 7
639 I’ll take this one. It accentuates my eyes, ears, and teeth. 1.2611 0.04045 180 142 29 9
640 Someone’s grandma will be so pleased to see that you dressed for dinner!” 1.2611 0.03968 180 141 31 8
641 Pure wool. 1.2611 0.03808 180 139 35 6
642 I don't know. Are you sure it's real wool? 1.2611 0.03968 180 141 31 8
643 This will do nicely. Will you take a third party check? 1.2611 0.04196 180 144 25 11
644 Dahling,that is sooo yesterday. 1.2611 0.03968 180 141 31 8
645 Could I try on the carrot costume instead? I've gone vegan. 1.2611 0.04341 180 146 21 13
646 Just don't get blood on it. 1.2611 0.04045 180 142 29 9
647 They're not just for breakfast anymore. 1.2611 0.04045 180 142 29 9
648 You're right: This IS a killer outfit! 1.2611 0.03968 180 141 31 8
649 A bit pricey perhaps, but it's so ewe. 1.2611 0.04045 180 142 29 9
650 Sheep’s clothing is very “in” this year. 1.2584 0.03826 178 138 34 6
651 I'll take the Fable 1.2584 0.01701 178 136 32 1
652 Yes, I think this will make a perfect dinner jacket. 1.2584 0.03908 178 139 32 7
653 Now... if I can just pull the wool over my eyes... 1.2584 0.03988 178 140 30 8
654 You're really going to fleece me this time, aren't you? 1.2584 0.03988 178 140 30 8
655 Do you carry this same suit in shorn? 1.2584 0.03988 178 140 30 8
656 Yes, Ivanka, the blood suits you. Would you like to try on another animal your brothers killed? 1.2584 0.03988 178 140 30 8
657 Oh sure I look great in it, but it's a bit too cliche' David Shamer, Cherry Hill, NJ 1.2584 0.03478 178 144 26 8
658 You say the bovine look is in? 1.2584 0.03988 178 140 30 8
659 Excellent selection for every subpoena occasion, sir. In fact, last week a member of the White House staff bought out the remaining stock. 1.2584 0.03988 178 140 30 8
660 « Would the gentleman like to try a pair of matching Jimmy Moo’s ? » 1.2584 0.03948 178 142 27 9
661 This sheep look isn't b-a-a-a-d. 1.2584 0.03988 178 140 30 8
662 Yes, this will do. I won't need it after I'm elected. 1.2584 0.04144 178 142 26 10
663 It's the Don Trump Jr. collection? That explains the bazooka holes. 1.2584 0.04144 178 142 25 10
664 Yes! A drop dead outfit. 1.2584 0.03742 178 137 36 5
665 Is this one “approachable” enough for you sir? 1.2584 0.03908 178 139 32 7
666 This would be great for the boardroom--or the bedroom. 1.2584 0.04144 178 142 26 10
667 I'm looking for something that doesn't stand out in a crowd." 1.2584 0.04144 178 142 26 10
668 It definitely softens that big and bad image 1.2584 0.03908 178 139 32 7
669 I should run for office. 1.2584 0.04144 178 142 26 10
670 If you buy that, I'll throw in a Grandma costume for 50% off. 1.2584 0.04144 178 142 26 10
671 Yes, wolf in sheep's clothing is a classic, never goes out of style. 1.2571 0.03863 175 136 33 6
672 Never let it be said – this look doesn't kill! 1.2571 0.04110 175 139 27 9
673 Shall I wrap it up, or will you be wearing it out? 1.2571 0.03947 175 137 31 7
674 As God is my witness, I'll never be hungry again. 1.2571 0.04189 175 140 25 10
675 Don't wear white after Labor Day, hah! They'll never see me coming! 1.2571 0.03863 175 136 33 6
676 Yes, yes... You do know my taste, James. 1.2571 0.04110 175 139 27 9
677 One minor question:Does blood wash out of wool? 1.2571 0.04189 175 140 25 9
678 If sheep’s clothing doesn’t appeal, there are other options. 1.2571 0.03598 175 137 30 6
679 It's the perfect disguise for you to fleece all the others. 1.2571 0.04029 175 138 29 8
680 How much more with the "I really don't care do you?" printed? 1.2571 0.04189 175 140 25 10
681 Buying an outfit for your impeachment trial? 1.2557 0.04395 176 144 19 13
682 Throw in a crown rib roast and six center-cut pork chops and I’ll take it! 1.2543 0.03881 173 135 32 6
683 Would you like to try a different look for the new year? 1.2543 0.02231 173 133 29 3
684 I don't know...it looks a little Cliche 1.2543 0.04132 173 138 26 9
685 Trust me, you’ll be able to pull the wool over anyones eyes with this disguise 1.2543 0.04050 173 137 28 8
686 It’s reversible, a wolf in sheep’s clothing or a sheep in wolf’s clothing. 1.2515 0.03986 171 135 29 7
687 And if I might say so, sir: you look ravening! 1.2515 0.03899 171 134 31 6
688 I see you are still most comfortable in sheep’s clothing 1.2515 0.03718 171 132 35 4
689 Of course it all depends on what you're preying for. 1.2515 0.03899 171 134 31 6
690 Yes, sir, all of our clothing is ethically and sustainably sourced. 1.2515 0.03624 171 131 37 3
691 It's big, it's bad, and it positively CRIES wolf! 1.2515 0.03899 171 134 31 6
692 I'll take it. The friends I'm having for dinner will love it! 1.2515 0.03718 171 132 35 4
693 Its classic! 1.2515 0.04071 171 136 27 8
694 Too predictable; what else have you got? 1.2515 0.03899 171 134 31 6
695 It might be even better with the wool pulled over your eyes, sir. 1.2515 0.04155 171 137 25 9
696 Ooh, this one is to die for! 1.2515 0.03899 171 134 31 6
697 Excellent choice, your highness. Will you be wearing it to Mr.Epstein’s party or shall I wrap it? 1.2515 0.04317 171 139 21 11
698 Baalenciaga? 1.2515 0.04071 171 136 27 8
699 I'll win the ugly sweater contest,for sure! 1.2515 0.03899 171 134 31 6
700 Does this make me look sheepish? 1.2515 0.03528 171 130 39 2
701 Love it! They'll fold like a sheep suit. 1.2515 0.04155 171 137 25 9
702 ...in fact, I'd rather nobody notice I'm wearing it at all 1.2515 0.03986 171 135 29 7
703 I don't recommend white after Labor Day. 1.2515 0.03899 171 134 31 6
704 Sold 1.2485 0.04093 169 135 26 8
705 Not too conservative? 1.2470 0.04048 166 132 27 7
706 This one makes me look fat, but what a diet waits for me ! 1.2470 0.04137 166 133 25 8
707 I know, I'm predictable and unimaginative. Life is good. 1.2470 0.04048 166 132 27 7
708 Could work...the Wall Street guys did ask me to try to fit in! 1.2470 0.04137 166 133 25 8
709 Dress for the meal you want. 1.2470 0.03863 166 130 31 5
710 And you think it’s not too obvious? 1.2470 0.04048 166 132 27 7
711 Oh how I love to shop for hunting clothes 1.2470 0.04137 166 133 25 8
712 Is this one too on the nose? 1.2470 0.03956 166 131 29 6
713 Forget the others--I want this one by Aesop of Greece. 1.2470 0.04048 166 132 27 7
714 Ewe wear it well sir. 1.2470 0.04137 166 133 25 8
715 It goes in cycles, and it's back to the classics! 1.2470 0.03863 166 130 31 5
716 Perhaps it's just that you're not comfortable in your own skin. 1.2470 0.03956 166 131 29 6
717 As long as it's NOT cruelty free i'm fine with it 1.2470 0.04048 166 132 27 7
718 Perhaps sir would prefer a slightly less obvious guise? 1.2470 0.04137 166 133 25 8
719 This will really help me blend in 1.2470 0.03863 166 130 31 5
720 This might be a bit too predictable. 1.2470 0.03956 166 131 29 6
721 Something less traditional perhaps 1.2470 0.03669 166 128 35 3
722 Indeed!! It is a "ravishing" look!! 1.2470 0.04224 166 134 23 9
723 Rumor has it, one must blend in. 1.2470 0.03956 166 131 29 6
724 You know I'm a celebrity; in which one will I able to grab the ladies' pussies most successfully? 1.2470 0.04557 166 138 15 13
725 Honestly, do you think this sheep's clothing makes me look trustworthy? 1.2470 0.04310 166 135 21 10
726 Yes! Yes, you are right. This IS the best coat for re-election! 1.2470 0.03863 166 135 23 8
727 A cliche is a cliche because it's universally applicable. I'd go with it. 1.2470 0.02826 166 133 30 3
728 Yessssss... very presidential. I love it. 1.2470 0.04048 166 132 27 7
729 Organic leather new with tags, worn only once, grass-fed. Impressive. This is truly sustainable, cruelty-free fashion. I just beg one more question from you, sir: is it vintage? 1.2470 0.02625 166 139 21 6
730 It may please you to know that the one you are considering was intentionally hit on Safari by a Range Rover driven by one of the Trump boys. 1.2470 0.04137 166 133 25 8
731 You're right, Pierre. I should dress for the dinner I want. 1.2470 0.03863 166 130 31 5
732 Perfect fit! Tell Cosby I will dry clean it for him as well. 1.2470 0.04137 166 133 25 8
733 Is it too cliché? 1.2470 0.04224 166 134 23 9
734 ..And will you be paying for this with your tax break 1.2470 0.04310 166 135 21 10
735 Excellent choice, sir. Now, are you running as a democrat or republican? 1.2470 0.03767 166 129 33 4
736 You're sure this is not culturally insensitive? 1.2470 0.03956 166 131 29 6
737 I'm interested in that come hither look. 1.2470 0.03767 166 127 33 4
738 I'm trying to up my game. Do you have anything in a shepherd? 1.2469 0.04019 162 128 28 6
739 Blind date. Her friend said she loves men in uniform. 1.2454 0.04091 163 130 26 7
740 Definitely! My grandma outfit is so last year. 1.2454 0.03901 163 128 30 5
741 A sure winner to beat out the other presidential candidates! 1.2454 0.03949 163 131 25 7
742 Oh, this one is just delicious. 1.2454 0.03803 163 127 32 4
743 A classic. Fine choice, sir. 1.2454 0.03901 163 128 30 5
744 You don’t wear it, it wears you. 1.2454 0.03997 163 129 28 6
745 Yeah...That's the ticket! Now, can I see it in black? 1.2454 0.04182 163 131 24 8
746 It looks fine on you, but I think it's too much of a cliché. How about the pig? No one has ever heard of a wolf in pig's clothing. 1.2454 0.04182 163 131 24 8
747 I look innocent, but does it make my butt look big? 1.2454 0.04359 163 133 20 10
748 Do you have something less ewey and more ramy? 1.2454 0.04182 163 131 24 8
749 Do you have anything in a vegan option? 1.2454 0.04272 163 132 22 9
750 Let me try Grandma again? 1.2454 0.03901 163 128 30 5
751 And what is your return policy? 1.2454 0.03901 163 128 30 5
752 That sir is totally ewe. 1.2454 0.03702 163 126 34 3
753 I like it, but this time I’m going for more of a Grandma vibe. 1.2454 0.04182 163 131 24 8
754 This is perfect, I’ll wear this for the debates... 1.2407 0.03994 162 129 27 6
755 It’s really transforms me, don’t you think? I’ll take this one and the other one in black” 1.2407 0.03994 162 129 27 6
756 Perhaps, you would prefer something a little less traditional. 1.2407 0.04089 162 130 25 7
757 I love the irony. 1.2407 0.03848 162 130 25 6
758 I like it. It's more subtle than the others. I feel like I won't stand out. 1.2407 0.03797 162 127 31 4
759 It's classic for a reason 1.2407 0.04361 162 133 19 10
760 This won't fool anyone. My head is exposed. 1.2407 0.03426 162 127 26 5
761 Ironically, I DON'T want to stand out from the flock. 1.2407 0.03897 162 128 29 5
762 Free-range? I'll take it. 1.2407 0.04182 162 131 23 8
763 The strategist said this suit will help get me through my Senate confirmation hearing. 1.2407 0.04089 162 130 25 7
764 And where would you like the dead grandmother placed? 1.2407 0.03897 162 128 29 5
765 Call me old fashioned, but I just have to go with tradition! 1.2407 0.03797 162 127 31 4
766 What would you wear if you trying to blow down a house? 1.2407 0.03994 162 128 27 6
767 I can't believe it took this long to decide. 1.2407 0.04089 162 130 25 7
768 Perfect for tonight's dinner. 1.2407 0.03897 162 128 29 5
769 Perfect. I'll wear it out to dinner. 1.2407 0.04182 162 131 23 8
770 My wife is really going to enjoy this roleplay 1.2407 0.04089 162 130 25 7
771 Yeah, definitely shows my soft side. 1.2407 0.03897 162 128 29 5
772 This should stop them from crying Wolf! 1.2407 0.03897 162 128 29 5
773 This is way better than the leopard print. 1.2407 0.03009 162 129 29 3
774 I wish I was more comfortable in my own skin. 1.2407 0.03946 162 131 23 7
775 I've always appreciated your predatory lending rates. 1.2407 0.04089 162 130 25 7
776 Do you also have some human skin? I think I want to run for office. 1.2407 0.04534 162 135 15 12
777 I love stores that cater to the 1%. 1.2407 0.04182 162 131 23 8
778 I’m trying to spice up our sex life so I’ll take them all. 1.2407 0.04182 162 131 23 8
779 Dinner's on me. 1.2407 0.03994 162 129 27 6
780 Ah yes, it's YOU, Sir 1.2407 0.03797 162 127 31 4
781 I don't know..are you sure it's Granny Cottage appropriate? 1.2405 0.03291 158 129 24 5
782 Now THIS is smart casual! 1.2405 0.04157 158 127 24 7
783 To be quite honest Pierce, and keep this between us, sometimes I just long for a predator. Something in a tiger-stripe perhaps 1.2405 0.03958 158 125 28 5
784 This one just feels right 1.2405 0.03958 158 125 28 5
785 I'll take this one and a pint of your mint jelly! 1.2405 0.04253 158 128 22 8
786 Does this one make my teeth look small? 1.2405 0.03958 158 125 28 5
787 Impeccable selection of campaign outfit, sir. Might I also suggest our Gentleman's Guide to Political Posturing and High-Minded Rhetoric. It's every bit as reassuring and toothless as your attire. 1.2405 0.04346 158 129 20 9
788 It’s perfect. Do you do lay-in-wait payments? 1.2405 0.04059 158 126 26 6
789 This will get you a lot of new followers, Mr. Wolf! 1.2405 0.04157 158 127 24 7
790 Yes, it’s totally not me! 1.2405 0.04059 158 126 26 6
791 This played in New Hampshire, now onto Iowa and let's win one there." 1.2405 0.04157 158 127 24 7
792 And the fact that it's faux means I can hunt in Brooklyn! 1.2405 0.03855 158 124 30 4
793 Now this just howls big and bad yet approachable. 1.2405 0.03855 158 124 30 4
794 I’ll take it. How about something in a medium grandmother? 1.2405 0.03749 158 123 32 3
795 I know I shouldn't wear fur, but this one is the real me! 1.2405 0.03958 158 125 28 5
796 This works! 1.2405 0.04253 158 128 22 8
797 I know you're not supposed to wear white after Labor Day but I'll take it. 1.2405 0.03855 158 124 30 4
798 One normally doesn't wear mutton after Labor Day, but you may just pull it off. 1.2405 0.03855 158 124 30 4
799 Our finest merino, sir. Excellent choice. 1.2405 0.04059 158 126 26 6
800 Excellent choice, Mr. Osteen. 1.2405 0.04253 158 128 22 8
801 I like it even better than your grandmother outfit. 1.2405 0.03958 158 125 28 5
802 Do you have this in free range? 1.2405 0.04346 158 129 20 9
803 It's bah-spoke. 1.2405 0.03640 158 127 26 5
804 So, I don't dry clean it. I'll just use Woolite? 1.2405 0.03855 158 124 30 4
805 You know what? I just keep coming back to this classic. 1.2405 0.04059 158 126 26 6
806 Does it come in anything besides wool? 1.2405 0.03640 158 122 34 2
807 I would choose this one, but those farm boys are pretty fast. 1.2405 0.04059 158 126 26 6
808 The eland made my butt look fat. This is much better. 1.2405 0.01248 158 129 25 1
809 Does it come with Scotchguard? 1.2405 0.04059 158 126 26 6
810 We make a false profit on that one. 1.2405 0.03036 158 125 19 6
811 Can it be ordered in black 1.2405 0.03958 158 125 28 5
812 Can I get it without bleats ? 1.2405 0.04059 158 126 26 6
813 Do you have it in black, Weil? 1.2405 0.03958 158 125 28 5
814 And then one in black for the evenings downtown. 1.2405 0.03855 158 124 30 4
815 This is it! I look so ravishing I could bite myself. 1.2405 0.03958 158 125 28 5
816 This would be the one for the traditionalist in you. 1.2405 0.04059 158 126 26 6
817 If it pleases you, would you like to try on the hooves. 1.2405 0.03695 158 124 29 4
818 Now I just need an American flag lapel. 1.2405 0.04157 158 127 24 7
819 My vegan friends will eat me alive. 1.2405 0.04157 158 127 24 7
820 If I wear this, the shepherd will get the count wrong and never fall asleep. 1.2405 0.04253 158 128 22 8
821 I like it, but does it make my ass look big? 1.2405 0.04059 158 126 26 6
822 Now I can fleece the flock. 1.2405 0.03855 158 124 30 4
823 Dress shabbily and they remember the dress; dress impeccably and they serve you lamb for dinner. 1.2405 0.03958 158 125 28 5
824 This is my favorite line of pastoral attire. 1.2405 0.03958 158 125 28 5
825 Like yourself, I can assure you, this garment is 100% vegan. 1.2405 0.03749 158 123 32 3
826 Oh yes! this one is to die for! 1.2405 0.03855 158 124 30 4
827 It's shear magic! 1.2405 0.04059 158 126 26 6
828 Actually, all I need is a MAGA cap. 1.2405 0.04346 158 129 20 9
829 Yes, it's me! 1.2390 0.04036 159 127 26 6
830 I think we have a winner! 1.2384 0.03783 151 119 27 4
831 Perfect! Now let's go get their votes. 1.2372 0.04079 156 125 25 6
832 I think I'd like something a little less metaphoric. 1.2372 0.04079 156 125 25 6
833 Awesome. And you say PETA’s okay with this? 1.2372 0.03762 156 122 31 3
834 I can’t decide between beef or lamb. 1.2372 0.04079 156 125 25 6
835 I'm just not sure this outfit screams ME, you know? ...I'll take it. 1.2372 0.04079 156 125 25 6
836 I’m saying “Yes to the dress”!! 1.2372 0.04179 156 126 23 7
837 Yes, it’s stunning, but they have learned. So, let’s be creative. 1.2357 0.03953 157 125 27 5
838 Shear elegance..." 1.2357 0.04055 157 126 25 6
839 May I suggest these might be less obvious. 1.2357 0.04055 157 126 25 6
840 I love it -- it baa's of plausible deniability! 1.2357 0.04252 157 128 21 8
841 Glutton dressed as lamb...I like it. 1.2357 0.04155 157 127 23 7
842 Yeah, I love it, but is wearing white after Labor Day doable? 1.2357 0.03953 157 125 27 5
843 These animal options are nice, but do you have something to make me look like a little girl's grandmother? 1.2357 0.04055 157 126 25 6
844 I hope it’s faux… I decided to turn vegan in 2020. 1.2357 0.04155 157 127 23 7
845 The real Wolf of Wall Street 1.2357 0.03953 157 125 27 5
846 A truly unnatural selection . . . . . 1.2357 0.03849 157 124 29 4
847 A classic never goes out of style! 1.2357 0.03953 157 125 27 5
848 I think this really brings out my eyes. What do you think? 1.2357 0.03953 157 125 27 5
849 You're sure this is acrylic? My wool allergy is fierce. 1.2357 0.04055 157 126 25 6
850 It really suits you, Mr. President. 1.2357 0.04440 157 130 17 10
851 Oh that's the one Mr president 1.2357 0.04347 157 129 19 9
852 I feel so different. And I'm not ashamed to say... I like it! 1.2357 0.04055 157 126 25 6
853 Aesop-lutely fable-ous! 1.2353 0.04017 153 122 26 5
854 I like them all, but this one is simply fable-ous. 1.2353 0.04123 153 123 24 6
855 This is perfect for Davos! 1.2353 0.04123 153 123 24 6
856 Can I get it in merino? 1.2353 0.03909 153 121 28 4
857 My, what a small waist you have! 1.2353 0.04017 153 122 26 5
858 Why yes, that SCREAMS transparency. 1.2353 0.04226 153 124 22 7
859 It's for a party celebrating an IPO on the Street. 1.2353 0.03853 153 123 24 5
860 You’re sure it’s not too cliché? 1.2353 0.04017 153 122 26 5
861 This is from my ‘Cliche Couture’ collection. 1.2353 0.03797 153 120 30 3
862 This one really accentuates what big teeth I have. 1.2353 0.04123 153 123 24 6
863 Yes, I can believe these are all faux fur. But are they biodegradable? 1.2353 0.03682 153 123 23 5
864 It's going to be a "SURPRISE " party. 1.2353 0.03441 153 122 28 3
865 Do you have this in some fake fur to please those on the upper east side? 1.2353 0.03909 153 121 28 4
866 For my Tinder profile! 1.2353 0.04017 153 122 26 5
867 Did I tell you I'm just buying this for Halloween" 1.2353 0.04123 153 123 24 6
868 This one is perfect, l will take two just in case one gets messy. 1.2353 0.03963 153 124 23 6
869 I love the Peta and the wolf motif. 1.2353 0.04123 153 123 24 6
870 Kiss ‘Grandmother’ goodbye, Charles. You’ve really outdone yourself this time. 1.2353 0.03909 153 121 28 4
871 You're sure it doesn't make me look too muttony? 1.2353 0.03623 153 121 29 3
872 I'm gonna kill in this one.” 1.2353 0.04123 153 123 24 6
873 Bbbbbbbbad to the bone! 1.2353 0.04226 153 124 22 7
874 Always go with the classics, I say 1.2353 0.03909 153 121 28 4
875 Difficult to say, sir, but the grandmother one did bring out your eyes." 1.2353 0.04226 153 124 22 7
876 Ewe got yourself a sale! 1.2329 0.04241 146 118 22 6
877 Would sir like to try our lanolin cologne? Just the thing for a gentleman on the prowl. 1.2318 0.04036 151 121 25 5
878 Do you have something a little more slimming? 1.2318 0.04249 151 123 21 7
879 Wooly, or won't he? Tee hee! 1.2318 0.03925 151 120 27 4
880 New year, new me. 1.2318 0.03810 151 118 29 3
881 Say "yes" to the dress? 1.2318 0.03980 151 123 21 6
882 Perfect! Just the thing for a dinner party! 1.2318 0.03925 151 119 27 4
883 Of course we can bill you, Senator. Home address? Or mail to the Capitol? 1.2318 0.04144 151 122 23 6
884 This new slim fit really brings out your teeth, sir. 1.2318 0.04036 151 121 25 5
885 This one doesn't look endangered enough. 1.2318 0.04452 151 125 17 9
886 Congratulations, sir. You're trending on Pornhub. 1.2318 0.04452 151 125 17 9
887 It's ewe. It's positively ewe! 1.2318 0.04144 151 122 23 6
888 Does it make me look baaad? 1.2318 0.03925 151 120 27 4
889 Could I get this with a Putin mask....better yet, how about Trump? 1.2318 0.03445 151 126 19 6
890 Oh, that's just SO ewe! 1.2318 0.04036 151 121 25 5
891 You can never go wrong with a classic look! 1.2318 0.04036 151 121 25 5
892 Shortening the cuffs DID make a difference! 1.2318 0.04036 151 121 25 5
893 It may be cliché, but I really like the look. 1.2318 0.03925 151 120 27 4
894 I think I'll stick with the classic look. 1.2318 0.04036 151 121 25 5
895 May I interest you in the cow? They're buy one get one 'calf' off. 1.2318 0.03810 151 119 29 3
896 This one really makes my mouth water. 1.2318 0.03925 151 120 27 4
897 No one will hear Peter crying this time! 1.2318 0.04144 151 122 23 6
898 I love it, but does it make me look like mutton dressed as lamb? 1.2318 0.04351 151 124 19 8
899 There’s just something about this Merino wool that keeps me coming back. 1.2318 0.04036 151 121 25 5
900 Sir, might I suggest something a little more provocative? 1.2318 0.04036 151 121 25 5
901 Yes, sir. I do find this outfit most fitting for your line of work. 1.2318 0.04249 151 123 21 7
902 This is for work, you know. 1.2318 0.04036 151 121 25 5
903 I need something that both encapsulates my success in this last decade, and signals my strategy for the ‘20s. 1.2318 0.03925 151 120 27 4
904 I preferred the cashmere, but this gives me an idea. 1.2318 0.04249 151 123 21 7
905 Ah, just what I need to pull the wool over their eyes! 1.2318 0.04144 151 122 23 6
906 I'm running for President 1.2318 0.04144 151 122 23 6
907 You are so right! This one is most suited to my taste! 1.2318 0.03693 151 118 31 2
908 I told you, "in goat's clothing" doesn't have the same ring to it. 1.2318 0.04249 151 123 21 7
909 They’re all good Jeeves, but I think I’ll stick with tradition. 1.2318 0.04036 151 121 25 5
910 That one suits you perfectly, Mr. President. 1.2318 0.04351 151 124 19 8
911 I especially love the give in the waist. 1.2318 0.04036 151 121 25 5
912 Mr. Trump, the "wolf in sheep's clothing" is just the type of honesty the crowd loves from you. 1.2318 0.04249 151 123 21 7
913 I’ll take a pack. 1.2297 0.04078 148 119 24 5
914 It’s been done.” 1.2297 0.03964 148 118 26 4
915 I eat meat, but I don't wear fur. 1.2297 0.04078 148 119 24 5
916 Marvelous! Just send the bill to Aesop. 1.2297 0.04608 148 124 14 10
917 This one doesn't need a caption 1.2297 0.04404 148 122 18 8
918 Oh, definitely, sir. Lamb is always trendy. This will get you into all the five-star restaurants. 1.2297 0.04078 148 119 24 5
919 I think this will work despite the saying. Do you offer a cross-species discount? 1.2297 0.03846 148 117 28 3
920 Is this imitation? 1.2297 0.03964 148 118 26 4
921 It's all the rage in Washington this year, sir. 1.2297 0.04298 148 121 20 7
922 It’s organic. 1.2297 0.03964 148 118 26 4
923 I’m seeing the flock tonight - this will slay them. 1.2297 0.04078 148 119 24 5
924 I recently dressed the emperor, trust me - you’ll be famous. 1.2297 0.04298 148 121 20 7
925 Mr. Weinstein, that’s so you! 1.2297 0.04190 148 120 22 6
926 Mr Wolf, I thought you’d like something outside your usual. They say stripes will be the new polka dot. 1.2297 0.03964 148 118 26 4
927 Do you have anything in chicken? 1.2297 0.04298 148 121 20 7
928 I know I shouldn't, but my instinct says this is the one. 1.2297 0.04078 148 119 24 5
929 Do I have your solemn word that even my most sheepish admirers will fanatically flock to me? 1.2297 0.04404 148 122 18 8
930 Works equally well for a night on the town or an afternoon snack. 1.2297 0.03846 148 117 28 3
931 Do you think it's too cliché? 1.2276 0.04123 145 117 23 5
932 Perfect for those times you just gotta be ewe. 1.2276 0.04005 145 116 25 4
933 I do like the classics. 1.2276 0.04005 145 116 25 4
934 You look good in these carcasses. 1.2276 0.04237 145 118 21 6
935 I think monsieur has found his look. 1.2276 0.04123 145 117 23 5
936 I've done well dressed in white but the gals seem to be really curious about this "once you go black" rumor. 1.2276 0.04123 145 117 23 5
937 This one is a more traditional look. 1.2276 0.03883 145 115 27 3
938 The sheep's too small, the zebra makes me look fat, and the pig's....well, it's a pig. 1.2276 0.04237 145 118 21 6
939 I like it, but it seems so retro. 1.2276 0.03758 145 114 29 2
940 Would you fuck me? I'd fuck me. 1.2276 0.04668 145 122 13 10
941 Is this your only lamb off the rack? 1.2276 0.04123 145 117 23 5
942 It fits perfectly sir, and is so ewe. 1.2276 0.04123 145 117 23 5
943 Yes, this doesn't look half-baaaaad. 1.2276 0.03883 145 115 27 3
944 This is making me hungry. 1.2276 0.03628 145 118 23 4
945 You don't think it's a little too spot-on? 1.2276 0.03883 145 115 27 3
946 Nope. Too metaphorical. 1.2276 0.03883 145 115 27 3
947 Sir, with our selection, you'll always be dressed to kill. 1.2276 0.04123 145 117 23 5
948 Do you have anything in Granny, Extra Large? 1.2276 0.04005 145 116 25 4
949 You're right, Antoine, the wool will absorb the blood so much better! 1.2276 0.04005 145 116 25 4
950 Republican Party Animal 1.2276 0.04123 145 117 23 5
951 For this price, I could just buy the sheep. 1.2276 0.04123 145 117 23 5
952 THIS ought to create a sensation in the boudoir! 1.2260 0.04211 146 119 21 6
953 It’s a European 12, so a US 8– practically a 6. A large size 4. 1.2260 0.04211 146 119 21 6
954 What's your... return policy? 1.2260 0.03860 146 116 27 3
955 The Wolf of Woolstreet 1.2260 0.03980 146 117 25 4
956 2020 is the year I lean in on being carnivorous. 1.2260 0.04097 146 118 23 5
957 I just keep coming back to the sheep's wool. It just feels...right. 1.2260 0.03980 146 117 25 4
958 ... as granny’d say: It’s not the suit, it’s how you wear it. 1.2260 0.04097 146 118 23 5
959 Do you think I look too much like a wolf in sheep's clothing? 1.2260 0.04097 146 118 23 5
960 Apparel can be deceiving. 1.2260 0.03335 146 117 27 2
961 Exactly what I wanted for my next presidential debate. 1.2260 0.04211 146 119 21 6
962 Yes, yes, sir. But for an impeachment trial, I really must suggest something other than your daily wear. 1.2260 0.04322 146 120 19 7
963 I love it. How easily do red wine stains come off? 1.2260 0.04211 146 119 21 6
964 Sheep is so cliche. Let’s try zebra. 1.2260 0.04097 146 118 23 5
965 Genuine merino really sells it! 1.2260 0.04097 146 118 23 5
966 a little on the nose don't you think sir? 1.2260 0.03980 146 116 25 4
967 I like it. But truthfully, I feel a little vulnerable with it on. 1.2260 0.04097 146 118 23 5
968 I’m sorry we just sold our very last grandmother costume. 1.2260 0.04097 146 118 23 5
969 They said to come dressed as your favorite cliché 1.2260 0.04211 146 119 21 6
970 I prefer red, with a hood. 1.2260 0.04097 146 118 23 5
971 This will be great for my date tonight! 1.2260 0.02709 146 123 19 4
972 It’s from last year’s collection but still a classic! 1.2260 0.03980 146 117 25 4
973 No, not after Labor Day. 1.2260 0.03736 146 115 29 2
974 All the Senators are wearing it this season. 1.2260 0.04211 146 119 21 6
975 I enjoyed the trend where we didn't even have to try to hide, but I'm thinkin' this is gonna make a comeback. 1.2260 0.04322 146 120 19 7
976 Ewe! It's perfect. 1.2260 0.04430 146 121 17 8
977 Ah, perfect! Now, do you also carry human? Female, mid- to late-eighties, perhaps? 1.2260 0.03980 146 117 25 4
978 Do you have anything from last mating season? 1.2260 0.03798 146 118 23 4
979 Adorable! Makes me want a little nibble of grass. 1.2260 0.04211 146 119 21 6
980 I dress for success and chase my dreams. 1.2260 0.04211 146 119 21 6
981 Any of them would suit you,but that one is definitely ewe. 1.2245 0.04072 147 119 23 5
982 Sir, you don't look sheepish at all. 1.2245 0.04072 147 119 23 5
983 It’s really me! 1.2245 0.04185 147 120 21 6
984 The fit is perfect but it’s perhaps a bit too idiomatic. 1.2222 0.03873 144 115 26 3
985 I like it, but do you think it makes me look too proverbial? 1.2222 0.04162 135 109 22 4
986 Do you have something a little more wolfish? 1.2222 0.03873 144 115 26 3
987 Now, so long as Trump hasn't also chosen this one, I'm golden! 1.2222 0.04233 144 118 20 6
988 This is nice, but could I try the pig or ass costume? I’m going for a more presidential vibe. 1.2222 0.04456 144 120 16 8
989 Can I get this with a red tie? 1.2214 0.04541 140 117 15 8
990 Shall we try another food group? 1.2214 0.04064 140 113 23 4
991 This will get by Secret Service. 1.2214 0.04309 140 115 19 6
992 I know sir, but you can wear that one to ‘either’ party function. 1.2214 0.04188 140 114 21 5
993 I know it is cliché, but I love it. 1.2214 0.04188 140 114 21 5
994 It's the proverbial perfect fit! 1.2214 0.03802 140 116 18 5
995 I'll take all - yes ALL of this Paul Manafort collection." 1.2214 0.04427 140 116 17 7
996 I love it, but it's a little Cliché. 1.2214 0.03935 140 112 25 3
997 It was our best seller in the last election cycle. 1.2214 0.04309 140 115 19 6
998 You can buy them all and change depending upon the target group. 1.2214 0.03594 140 111 25 2
999 Now grandma will never know it’s me! 1.2214 0.04309 140 115 19 6
1000 This isn't too formal, so I should fit in nicely with that crowd. 1.2214 0.04309 140 115 19 6
1001 I’m famished! 1.2214 0.03935 140 112 25 3
1002 Do you think I look more like a sheep or a poodle? 1.2214 0.04064 140 113 23 4
1003 Does this fur make me look fat? 1.2214 0.04064 140 113 23 4
1004 Be honest Alberto, classic or cliché? 1.2214 0.03935 140 112 25 3
1005 Or the very popular lipstick on a pig. 1.2214 0.03935 140 112 25 3
1006 Do you have L size for dinner? 1.2214 0.04188 140 114 21 5
1007 I don't know, can I try something from the Big and Bad Collection? 1.2214 0.03935 140 112 25 3
1008 To be honest, I'd never considered poodle... 1.2214 0.04309 140 115 19 6
1009 Shopping makes me hungry, do you have any suits like you're wearing? 1.2214 0.04427 140 116 17 7
1010 No, no masquerade ball. Dinner with the President at Mar-a-Lago. 1.2214 0.04427 140 116 17 7
1011 Funny coincidence...we've just had an order for 150 four foot high gun-toting farmer costumes. 1.2214 0.03802 140 111 27 2
1012 I believe that one suits you best. 1.2214 0.03869 140 114 22 4
1013 Wipe that sheepish grin off your face. 1.2214 0.03935 140 112 25 3
1014 it's not me, it's ewe 1.2214 0.04064 140 113 23 4
1015 Sheep is so passé may I suggest zebra. 1.2214 0.04309 140 115 19 6
1016 Let's see Billy Porter try to outdo THIS. 1.2214 0.04309 140 115 19 6
1017 For perfect camouflage I propose a Unicorn 1.2214 0.03802 140 111 27 2
1018 Marvelous choice, sir. If you’re not fully satisfied, perhaps you’d like to see something from our Fine Swine collection? 1.2214 0.04309 140 115 19 6
1019 That's from our 'cliche'' line 1.2214 0.04064 140 113 23 4
1020 You're going to like the way you look I guarantee it! 1.2214 0.04064 140 113 23 4
1021 Do I look presidential? 1.2199 0.04161 141 115 21 5
1022 I am so baaaad. 1.2199 0.03276 141 111 30 0
1023 Yep, that’s what she Said. Space. 1.2174 0.04208 138 113 20 5
1024 I’ve always known I was a sheep trapped in a wolf’s clothing. 1.2174 0.04208 138 113 20 5
1025 Wolfoodles are all the rage this season. 1.2174 0.04080 138 112 22 4
1026 I love the feel...do you have one with a hoodie ? 1.2174 0.03742 138 112 23 3
1027 I’ll take it, but can you put the entrails in a separate gift box? 1.2174 0.04208 138 113 20 5
1028 It's 100% vegan, right? 1.2174 0.04332 138 114 18 6
1029 You may be right Jeeves, I don't have that savoir faire in cow's clothing." 1.2174 0.03949 138 111 24 3
1030 Free jar of mint jelly with this one, you say? 1.2174 0.04452 138 115 16 7
1031 Yeah, this will do the trick. 1.2174 0.04208 138 113 20 5
1032 But will it shrink? 1.2174 0.04080 138 112 22 4
1033 Do you have anything in rural Republican? 1.2174 0.04208 138 113 20 5
1034 I can see sir you will make a fine politician. 1.2174 0.04452 138 115 16 7
1035 I will take this fabulous metaphor. 1.2174 0.04080 138 112 22 4
1036 Of course I look fabulous. But what about fabled? 1.2174 0.04332 138 114 18 6
1037 This will really upset Mary. 1.2174 0.04452 138 115 16 7
1038 I hear grass fed will be the rage this year. 1.2174 0.04080 138 112 22 4
1039 If Madame Lupine wishes something more exclusive, we have a few lovely options in unicorn. 1.2174 0.03949 138 110 24 3
1040 Yes....the Wolf of Wall Sheep....very good, Sir 1.2174 0.04208 138 113 20 5
1041 I always wondered what I'd look like dressed in sheep's clothing. 1.2174 0.04208 138 113 20 5
1042 With that smile you could wear anything! 1.2174 0.04208 138 113 20 5
1043 I knew the lamb would be exquisite on you! 1.2174 0.04208 138 113 20 5
1044 Malcom, you're a genius! This is perfect for my next trip to Kiev! 1.2174 0.03448 138 110 27 1
1045 OK, Be an animal!! 1.2174 0.04570 138 116 14 8
1046 Let me try that grandma outfit again. 1.2174 0.03812 138 110 26 2
1047 I like how this shows off my feminine side." 1.2174 0.04080 138 112 22 4
1048 This one is fableous. 1.2174 0.04332 138 114 18 6
1049 Does it make me look gay?... Not that there's anything wrong with that. 1.2174 0.04208 138 113 20 5
1050 Peeerfect! And do you have black hooves in a size 10? 1.2174 0.04208 138 113 20 5
1051 This look slays. 1.2174 0.03949 138 111 24 3
1052 Tonight, I'm going as the sheep of Wall Street. 1.2174 0.03949 138 111 24 3
1053 This is it! Hey - you are what you eat. 1.2174 0.04208 138 113 20 5
1054 This will be perfect for my trip to New Zealand. 1.2174 0.04080 138 112 22 4
1055 Senator, it brings out the “I’m impartial” in you. 1.2174 0.04208 138 113 20 5
1056 A bit cliché but it works. 1.2174 0.04080 138 112 22 4
1057 Oooh, the irony on this one is just right. 1.2174 0.04080 138 112 22 4
1058 Kind of itchy. Do you have one that's not made from wool? 1.2174 0.03524 138 113 22 3
1059 Now to show those kids a real good library storytime! 1.2174 0.03949 138 111 24 3
1060 Do you have anything with a red riding hood? 1.2174 0.04452 138 115 16 7
1061 I don’t know ... don't you think it’s too cliché? 1.2148 0.03988 135 109 23 3
1062 It's killer! 1.2148 0.04124 135 110 21 4
1063 It’s one of our best sellers; also available in black. 1.2148 0.03847 135 108 25 2
1064 I love it! But does it come in black? 1.2148 0.04124 135 110 21 4
1065 Hello my Dear! I am here to make Grandma's house great again! 1.2148 0.04508 135 113 15 7
1066 Cloven or UnCloven? 1.2148 0.04256 135 111 19 5
1067 Do you have anything slightly more revealing? 1.2148 0.04384 135 112 17 6
1068 It's so cliche. 1.2148 0.04256 135 111 19 5
1069 Cliches be damned--wrap it up! 1.2148 0.04256 135 111 19 5
1070 This is so me! 1.2148 0.03988 135 109 23 3
1071 Do you have something that whispers 'plausible deniability'? 1.2148 0.04384 135 112 17 6
1072 I make a heck of a lot more money than I did as a taxidermist 1.2148 0.04384 135 112 17 6
1073 Yes! This is a look that can become legendary. 1.2148 0.04256 135 111 19 5
1074 So, are you saying, “Yes...”? 1.2148 0.04384 135 112 17 6
1075 You're gonna knock them dead. 1.2148 0.03988 135 109 23 3
1076 I'm looking for something a little more couture. 1.2148 0.04124 135 110 21 4
1077 If only I wasn't allergic to wool. 1.2148 0.04384 135 112 17 6
1078 I like it, but I think I'll go with something less cliche. 1.2148 0.03988 135 109 23 3
1079 Me too! 1.2148 0.04384 135 112 17 6
1080 I find that particular aphorism genealogically discriminatory.” 1.2148 0.03988 135 109 23 3
1081 Is it a classic, or is it cliche? 1.2148 0.04384 135 112 17 6
1082 Now when I say for exemple that it was a perfect call, I even believe myself. 1.2148 0.04256 135 111 19 5
1083 It just isn't you! 1.2148 0.03388 135 111 14 4
1084 If looks could kill ... 1.2148 0.04384 135 112 17 6
1085 I keep telling you, it doesn't matter how I dress, I still feel like a fraud. 1.2148 0.04384 135 112 17 6
1086 We have that with red highlights, if you prefer. 1.2148 0.04321 135 113 14 7
1087 Much better. They'll never fleece me again. 1.2148 0.03847 135 108 25 2
1088 Wool, does it shrink if it gets wet? 1.2148 0.04124 135 110 21 4
1089 I'll take it. Not only is it warm but it serves a real need I have. 1.2148 0.04256 135 111 19 5
1090 I like it, but wool shrinks. 1.2148 0.04124 135 110 21 4
1091 Oh my, I'm salivating. I'll take it. 1.2148 0.03774 135 109 22 3
1092 I need to wear something that no one will ask what my pronouns are. 1.2148 0.04124 135 110 21 4
1093 Perhaps a second one in black for night time forays. 1.2148 0.04124 135 110 21 4
1094 Won't the folks at PETA be surprised ! 1.2148 0.03625 135 113 16 5
1095 You'll be the belle of the barn, sir. 1.2148 0.04124 135 110 21 4
1096 My wife wants me to be more trendy, but this look is timeless." 1.2148 0.04124 135 110 21 4
1097 100% Australian Merino, sir. Strictly cold hand wash only. 1.2148 0.03988 135 109 23 3
1098 The wolf in sheep’s clothing - now that’s a classic look! 1.2148 0.04384 135 112 17 6
1099 It's the perfect outfit for marauding, but it is dry-clean only. 1.2148 0.04124 135 110 21 4
1100 It really makes my teeth pop. 1.2148 0.03847 135 108 25 2
1101 I like it! But do you have something in sharkskin? I want to cover all my bases. 1.2148 0.04508 135 113 15 7
1102 You'll ravage the party in that one sir! 1.2148 0.04124 135 110 21 4
1103 Does this one make me look hungry? 1.2148 0.03988 135 109 23 3
1104 If this doesn't fool them nothing will. 1.2148 0.03847 135 108 25 2
1105 It's totally ewe. 1.2148 0.03700 135 111 18 4
1106 Yes, to the dress! 1.2148 0.03988 135 109 23 3
1107 This is one baaaad outfit! 1.2148 0.04256 135 111 19 5
1108 This outfit captures the idiom better than those!" 1.2148 0.04124 135 110 21 4
1109 The black sheep's clothing is more traditional, but the white is more slimming. 1.2148 0.03988 135 109 23 3
1110 This will be perfect for my interview at the White House next week. 1.2148 0.04124 135 110 21 4
1111 I look like a sheep, but I feel like a shark! 1.2148 0.04256 135 111 19 5
1112 Excellent choice, sir. My grandmother bought one just last week. 1.2148 0.04124 135 110 21 4
1113 Now, what do you have for Casual Fridays? 1.2148 0.04508 135 113 15 7
1114 I don’t know... Does this make me look desperate? 1.2148 0.04256 135 111 19 5
1115 Are you saying ‘yes’ to the sheep? 1.2148 0.04124 135 110 21 4
1116 Can you have it ready in time for the Met Gala? 1.2148 0.04256 135 111 19 5
1117 Yes, hide and sheep. 1.2148 0.04256 135 111 19 5
1118 They'll never see you coming sir. 1.2148 0.04256 135 111 19 5
1119 Excellent choice, sir. It gets our highest “yelp” rating. 1.2148 0.03988 135 109 23 3
1120 there's no background check for this, right? 1.2148 0.04384 135 112 17 6
1121 Eat it up, Met Gala. 1.2148 0.03988 135 109 23 3
1122 Of course we can get it to fit. Our tailor is a border collie. 1.2148 0.04508 135 113 15 7
1123 This is just what I need to move past that Red Riding Hood controversy 1.2148 0.03988 135 109 23 3
1124 I really don't want to look like another member of the flock 1.2148 0.04124 135 110 21 4
1125 The perfect outfit for playing the field 1.2148 0.04508 135 113 15 7
1126 I put a lot of blood, sweat, and tears into my designs. 1.2148 0.04124 135 110 21 4
1127 Oh yeah! It’s me, alright. 1.2148 0.04384 135 112 17 6
1128 Actually, I prefer the cow costume. I've never been a trend-setter. 1.2148 0.04124 135 110 21 4
1129 Mr. Wolf, you look so Baaaad! 1.2148 0.04384 135 112 17 6
1130 It’s an oldie but wish you success. 1.2148 0.04124 135 110 21 4
1131 Sir, you're definitely not a wolf in cheap clothing. 1.2148 0.03988 135 109 23 3
1132 It's wonderful, Marcel... and I thought last year's grandma outfit was good! 1.2148 0.03847 135 108 25 2
1133 Magnificent fit sir! It is our finest ungulate. 1.2148 0.04124 135 110 21 4
1134 Yes Mr. Blitzer, that should get you into the Elephant's party. 1.2148 0.04124 135 110 21 4
1135 Shabby sheep, you say? 1.2148 0.03988 135 109 23 3
1136 Dressing up like grandma is SO last season. 1.2148 0.03847 135 108 25 2
1137 I love your new spring line. 1.2148 0.03469 135 112 18 4
1138 May I suggest the zebra as a more non-traditional look. 1.2148 0.03988 135 109 23 3
1139 It’s after Labor Day, but white really is my color. 1.2148 0.04256 135 111 19 5
1140 Now you won’t need to huff and puff. 1.2148 0.03988 135 106 22 3
1141 I must say Ms Wolfe, you look a baaad lass in that coat" 1.2148 0.04124 135 110 21 4
1142 I'd kill to wear something like this at a ball next year. 1.2148 0.03221 135 113 17 4
1143 Fabulous, darling. I could just eat myself. 1.2148 0.04256 135 111 19 5
1144 Do you also have something more old fashioned? Something your grandma would wear. 1.2148 0.04124 135 110 21 4
1145 I'm ready for wall street. 1.2148 0.04256 135 111 19 5
1146 Nah, I look more presidential without it. 1.2148 0.04508 135 113 15 7
1147 You really are what you eat, sir. 1.2148 0.04384 135 112 17 6
1148 Hand wash only? 1.2148 0.04256 135 111 19 5
1149 NOW, I can impeach the shepherd. 1.2148 0.03988 135 109 23 3
1150 If the ewe fits... 1.2148 0.03847 135 108 25 2
1151 Too on-brand? 1.2148 0.03847 135 113 17 5
1152 May I offer you something a little less on-the-nose? 1.2148 0.03988 135 109 23 3
1153 It’s not very ME - I’ll take it.” 1.2148 0.04256 135 111 19 5
1154 I'll take this one, the pig, and the granny one you showed me earlier. 1.2148 0.04384 135 112 17 6
1155 Don't you think this one is a little more slimming than the grandmother costume? 1.2148 0.03045 135 113 19 3
1156 And the little tag says 'Satire'. Nice! 1.2148 0.04256 135 111 19 5
1157 And you're sure this material is pesticide-free? 1.2105 0.04276 133 110 18 5
1158 And which convention are you attending? 1.2105 0.04141 133 109 20 4
1159 Do you have this in cotton? I'm allergic to wool. 1.2105 0.04141 133 109 20 4
1160 Mutton skin is far too classical for you, wolf. May I suggest zebra ? 1.2105 0.04535 133 112 14 7
1161 100% grass-fed 1.2105 0.04001 133 108 22 3
1162 It's perfect Marty, I love Gyro's!! 1.2105 0.02835 133 109 19 2
1163 And you’re sure it’s not “mutton dressed as lamb”? 1.2105 0.04141 133 109 20 4
1164 Bespoke or off the rack? 1.2105 0.04001 133 108 22 3
1165 A wolf in sheeps clothing.how intriguing and quaint! 1.2105 0.04276 133 110 18 5
1166 Perfect attire for your re-election campaign!" 1.2105 0.04535 133 112 14 7
1167 He-lloo, Dolly! 1.2105 0.04659 133 113 12 8
1168 This oughta work. 1.2105 0.04001 133 108 22 3
1169 The classics are always in fashion. But do you have free-grazing attire? Animal welfare is so important these days. 1.2105 0.03548 133 110 20 3
1170 Ahh, a perennial best seller. Perhaps I could interest you in something a little less... cliche? 1.2105 0.04276 133 110 18 5
1171 I like the opportunity's it suggests. 1.2105 0.04408 133 111 16 6
1172 Do you have this in cotton or polyester? 1.2105 0.04141 133 109 20 4
1173 Well if you’re sure you don’t have a turducken. 1.2105 0.03929 133 110 19 4
1174 New Year's Resolution 1: Become a whole new me! New Year's Resolution 2: Only eat fresh organic meats. 1.2105 0.04276 133 110 18 5
1175 Sir, the sheep’s clothing is a classic. Have you tried on our pig or ass? They’re all the rage. 1.2105 0.04001 133 108 22 3
1176 If I do say so myself sir, you really put the You in Menu. 1.2105 0.04141 133 108 20 4
1177 Can I get this in cute and innocent ? 1.2105 0.04276 133 110 18 5
1178 Very good, sir, it has that grandmotherly look that's just perfect. 1.2105 0.04141 133 109 20 4
1179 It is a cliche, but it suits you. 1.2105 0.03856 133 107 24 2
1180 You wouldn't have guessed it, but Little Red and her grandmother were loaded. 1.2105 0.04408 133 111 16 6
1181 From one wolf to another, I like your costume better. 1.2105 0.04276 133 110 18 5
1182 Come on, a wolf in sheep's clothing? It's old. Give these a try. 1.2105 0.04141 133 109 20 4
1183 Listen, the carnivore diet is carb-free 1.2105 0.04141 133 109 20 4
1184 That piece you have on is fresh from this year’s endangered collection! 1.2105 0.04535 133 112 14 7
1185 Can you tell me if this is organic wool? 1.2105 0.04535 133 112 14 7
1186 Yeah, but is it pure wool? 1.2105 0.04001 133 108 22 3
1187 This will do nicely Jeeves. Now, tell the others I am ready for my campaign speech. 1.2105 0.04276 133 110 18 5
1188 To grandmother's house I go! 1.2105 0.04276 133 110 18 5
1189 That one is so ewe! 1.2105 0.04001 133 108 22 3
1190 wait till Dolly sees this! 1.2077 0.04042 130 106 21 3
1191 Could I try something in Canada goose? 1.2077 0.03967 130 108 18 4
1192 Do you have this one in a medium? 1.2077 0.04042 130 106 21 3
1193 Shopping for the perfect hunting jacket. 1.2077 0.03735 130 104 25 1
1194 Don't I just look good enough to eat? 1.2077 0.04042 130 106 21 3
1195 Now those stupid sheep will have to let me into their bridge league. 1.2077 0.04462 130 109 15 6
1196 Accusations of 'species appropriation' don't bother me. I'll stick with what works. 1.2077 0.03891 130 105 23 2
1197 We believe in dressing for the job you would like to have! 1.2077 0.04186 130 107 19 4
1198 This will make the ladies huff and puff. 1.2077 0.03030 130 110 17 3
1199 Ohh Sweetie... livestock is sooo 2019. 1.2077 0.04462 130 109 15 6
1200 May I suggest a necktie that would complete the look? 1.2077 0.04462 130 109 15 6
1201 Ooh la, la, this is tres sheep! 1.2077 0.04042 130 106 21 3
1202 The potatoes are this way, Mr. Damon. 1.2061 0.04296 131 109 17 5
1203 But do you think it makes me look fat? 1.2061 0.04014 131 107 21 3
1204 They’re all wearing it down on Wall Street 1.2061 0.04431 131 110 15 6
1205 Do you have anything with a red hood? 1.2061 0.04014 131 107 21 3
1206 Yessss! They'll flock to me in this baby! 1.2061 0.04014 131 107 21 3
1207 How about, You Be You? 1.2061 0.04431 131 110 15 6
1208 Now all you have to do is try on that grandma outfit. 1.2061 0.04157 131 108 19 4
1209 It looks better on you than Donald. 1.2061 0.04296 131 109 17 5
1210 Excellent choice! Your admirers will flock to you and die for it! 1.2061 0.04688 131 112 11 8
1211 I see your tastes have broadened 1.2061 0.04014 131 107 21 3
1212 The ladies may find it a little too obvious. Alternatively,Sir may wish to consider a cuddly porker or something in stripes 1.2061 0.04296 131 109 17 5
1213 I normally feel comfortable in my own skin, but tonigh 1.2061 0.03788 131 108 20 3
1214 Be a lamb and find me something off the RACK ! 1.2061 0.04296 131 109 17 5
1215 Now that's a killer look. 1.2061 0.04014 131 107 21 3
1216 Does this sheepskin make me look fat? 1.2061 0.04157 131 108 19 4
1217 I just really want to impress her folks. 1.2061 0.03865 131 106 23 2
1218 While stunning, Sir, it is still a cliche. We have new selections from the Donald Trump, Jr. Collection for your consideration. 1.2061 0.04688 131 112 11 8
1219 No question about it, Sir; this one definitely suits you best. 1.2061 0.04157 131 108 19 4
1220 Brilliant! They will never see this coming! 1.2061 0.02226 131 107 20 1
1221 And you'll be pleased to know that no animals were harmed in the manufacture of these items. 1.2061 0.04296 131 109 17 5
1222 This looks perfectly ravishing for the Shepherd's Dinner Party. I'll take it." 1.2061 0.04157 131 108 19 4
1223 I'll take this one - it just feels right.... 1.2061 0.03940 131 109 18 4
1224 With our Serengeti collection you will be making a statement about inclusivity when preying at a urban and diverse holiday party. 1.2061 0.04157 131 108 19 4
1225 The ark was full of these guys. 1.2061 0.04014 131 107 21 3
1226 Wow, Merino is such a wonderful designer! 1.2061 0.04157 131 108 19 4
1227 "That one will live on through the ages - Mrs. Wolfe 1.2061 0.04296 131 109 17 5
1228 You look ovine in that. 1.2061 0.04431 131 110 15 6
1229 iGRUSS GOTT" 4 1.2047 0.00791 127 109 10 1
1230 All the best for the SpaceX demo Mr.Musk! 1.2047 0.04378 127 106 16 5
1231 A wolf in sheep's clothing? Who would have imagined that? 1.2047 0.03927 127 102 22 2
1232 A wolf in sheep's clothing? Nah, been there, done that. 1.2047 0.04083 127 104 20 3
1233 Everyone would recognise me in that one 1.2047 0.04233 127 105 18 4
1234 Do you have something in "Endangered"? 1.2047 0.04378 127 106 16 5
1235 Ah, merino: such a classic look! 1.2047 0.04083 127 104 20 3
1236 Michael, you’re a genius! Who would have ever thought? 1.2047 0.04083 127 104 20 3
1237 The invitation said to come as your favorite cliche. I just hope the rest of the pack didn't have the same idea. 1.2047 0.03927 127 103 22 2
1238 I'll take this one! No one will know who's in it! 1.2047 0.04083 127 104 20 3
1239 I'll take this one. But now you know too much. 1.2047 0.04083 127 104 20 3
1240 I think if Sir truly wants to knock them dead, you might try pulling the wool over your eyes. 1.2047 0.03595 127 101 26 0
1241 It's a bit cliche, but I love it! 1.2047 0.04519 127 107 14 6
1242 This is perfect! I'm a high-dollar Trump supporter, you know. 1.2047 0.04378 127 106 16 5
1243 I'm a slave to modern fashion, but you can't go wrong wearing a classic look. 1.2047 0.03764 127 102 24 1
1244 What pig size you have? 1.2047 0.04233 127 105 18 4
1245 Say hello to the new ewe ! 1.2047 0.04519 127 107 14 6
1246 Not a Baa'd look, Sir... 1.2047 0.04083 127 104 20 3
1247 I take it by that sheepish grin that you love it. 1.2047 0.04083 127 104 20 3
1248 Sheep Herding Gala this weekend 1.2047 0.04083 127 104 20 3
1249 Fine wool is never clichéd. 1.2047 0.04519 127 107 14 6
1250 I'll take it for Mardi Gras!! 1.2047 0.04378 127 106 16 5
1251 I know it looks real. I just worry they'll see right through the poly blend. Do you have anything that's 100% cotton? 1.2047 0.03847 127 105 19 3
1252 Sir, I believe this is just the look you are going for... 1.2047 0.04233 127 105 18 4
1253 I know you have a lot of Twitter followers, but you can’t change how the story is going to end. 1.2047 0.04378 127 106 16 5
1254 You'll never go wrong with a classic, sir. 1.2047 0.04519 127 107 14 6
1255 Only the finest for a presidential candidate. 1.2047 0.04378 127 106 16 5
1256 Excellent! Just in time for the primaries. 1.2047 0.04233 127 105 18 4
1257 I’m Baa-ad! 1.2047 0.04233 127 105 18 4
1258 For some reason that wolf just looks a little bit too real 1.2047 0.04083 127 104 20 3
1259 Just think of how pleased your friends will be when you tell them that you're wearing a 100% animal-free Vegan product. 1.2047 0.04083 127 104 20 3
1260 They're all the rage these days. 1.2047 0.03595 127 106 18 3
1261 It’s all the rage this 2020 campaign season. 1.2047 0.04083 127 104 20 3
1262 This should get you that position in the government, sir.” 1.2047 0.04233 127 105 18 4
1263 But, Sir; sheep’s clothing is so cliche. 1.2047 0.04233 127 105 18 4
1264 Not bah-bah-baaad! 1.2047 0.04083 127 104 20 3
1265 It is truly a captivating look, sir. 1.2047 0.03595 127 106 18 3
1266 It's definitely ewe. 1.2031 0.04054 128 105 20 3
1267 Anything more matronly, like a grandmother would wear? 1.2031 0.03899 128 104 22 2
1268 You are what you wear. 1.2031 0.04054 128 105 20 3
1269 LOVE it! And you say it's organic, and free-range? Perfect! 1.2031 0.04203 128 104 18 4
1270 The alt-right’s way of pulling the wool over their eyes. 1.2031 0.04486 128 108 14 6
1271 This, and that little, "unifying centrist" number. 1.2031 0.04203 128 106 18 4
1272 Deja vu Gaston! Deja vu! 1.2031 0.03207 128 108 14 4
1273 Timeless! I’ll take it. 1.2031 0.04054 128 105 20 3
1274 The wolves of Wool Street 1.2031 0.04621 128 109 12 7
1275 You're right ... this is SO me! 1.2031 0.03899 128 104 22 2
1276 This costume is for the books. 1.2031 0.02445 128 109 17 2
1277 For once I won't mind showing up in the same outfit. 1.2031 0.03899 128 104 22 2
1278 I’m embracing my Schizophrenia. 1.2031 0.04486 128 108 14 6
1279 It fits perfect, a little sheepish but I’ll take it! 1.2031 0.03738 128 103 24 1
1280 This one feels right. I know it. 1.2031 0.03820 128 106 19 3
1281 Its just begging to be bedazzled 1.2031 0.04347 128 106 16 5
1282 An itchy nose is only one of the problems. 1.2000 0.04399 125 105 15 5
1283 It's perfect! Let me take you out to dinner as a show of my appreciation. 1.2000 0.04250 125 104 17 4
1284 Perfect, even sheep will think you're a sheep. 1.2000 0.04096 125 103 19 3
1285 What big teeth I have! 1.2000 0.03935 125 102 21 2
1286 So this one used to be Mary’s?” 1.2000 0.04250 125 104 17 4
1287 I agree, it DOES suit me. 1.2000 0.04399 125 105 15 5
1288 My parents always say, "Wolves don't care that sheep are vegetarian." 1.2000 0.04250 125 104 17 4
1289 Yes, that one. It is so not you. 1.2000 0.04250 125 104 17 4
1290 Wool makes me itchy 1.2000 0.04399 125 105 15 5
1291 Bring me something new. This is passé’ and hangs like roadkill. 1.2000 0.04399 125 105 15 5
1292 Yes, it looks as good as it tasted. 1.2000 0.04250 125 104 17 4
1293 That lamb “kept his silence”, this little piggy went “to market”, and our cow jumped “over the moon!” 1.2000 0.04250 125 104 17 4
1294 May I interest you in something with stripes? 1.2000 0.04096 125 103 19 3
1295 The leather is nice, but I think I'll go with the wool. 1.2000 0.03935 125 102 21 2
1296 It’s you sir. You can grab them anywhere you like! 1.2000 0.04399 125 105 15 5
1297 cliches are cliches precisely because they do work, sir. 1.2000 0.04096 125 103 19 3
1298 Do you have this in cashmere? 1.2000 0.04096 125 103 19 3
1299 Might I say, “classic” suits you! 1.2000 0.03935 125 102 21 2
1300 I just think it’s a bit fluffy for a hen-house, that all. 1.2000 0.03935 125 102 21 2
1301 It's part of our 'buy one, get ewe' free sale. 1.2000 0.03592 125 103 17 3
1302 This suits my line of work 1.2000 0.04250 125 104 17 4
1303 I agree sir. A wolf in sheep's clothing has a certain cachet. 1.2000 0.04096 125 103 19 3
1304 Everyone says to go for the sheep, but I am LOVING this Labradoodle. 1.2000 0.04250 125 104 17 4
1305 Save the zebra for a lion. This is me! 1.2000 0.03935 125 102 21 2
1306 I like it, but do you have anything that's a little less me? 1.2000 0.04096 125 103 19 3
1307 This one is gonna cost someone an arm and a leg. 1.2000 0.04096 125 103 19 3
1308 Excellent choice, sir. The classics never go out of style. 1.2000 0.04544 125 106 13 6
1309 These are great, but for the big jobs I need a gray suit with a red tie. 1.2000 0.04399 125 105 15 5
1310 We finally found the perfect dress suit! This one really fits your personality 1.2000 0.04399 125 105 15 5
1311 I like the cliche but do you think it would make me look fat? 1.2000 0.03681 125 103 20 2
1312 They're going to love this at the impeachment trial. 1.2000 0.04250 125 104 17 4
1313 Yes madam, the perfect look for 2020: 100% false-prophet-for-personal-profit wool. 1.2000 0.04399 125 105 15 5
1314 This'll have to do. I'm late for my audition with Mr. Grimm. 1.2000 0.04250 125 104 17 4
1315 Ewe completes me. 1.2000 0.04174 125 105 14 5
1316 You'd pick up anyone in a coat like that. 1.2000 0.04096 125 103 19 3
1317 I love it. I'm just concerned about the PETA protesters. 1.2000 0.03767 125 106 15 4
1318 And after you've finished with Red Riding Hood, you can give it a go with Mary! 1.2000 0.03935 125 102 21 2
1319 It's nice but today I would prefer pork. 1.2000 0.03935 125 102 21 2
1320 It really brings out my Little Bo Peepers. 1.2000 0.04684 125 107 11 7
1321 Oh, you're right! I look at myself in this and think, ' That's so ewe!' 1.2000 0.04096 125 103 19 3
1322 My, what big prices you have.” “Better to sell you, my dear...sir. 1.2000 0.03935 125 102 21 2
1323 Oh it's definitely you! 1.2000 0.04250 125 104 17 4
1324 Never mind the hummus, where are the lamb kabobs? 1.2000 0.04250 125 104 17 4
1325 Mmmm . . . I'll try on the pig again, but I think this is the one. 1.2000 0.03935 125 102 21 2
1326 So sweet, so soft, so not me. 1.2000 0.04250 125 104 17 4
1327 I recommend dressing for the occasion, sir. 1.2000 0.03935 125 102 21 2
1328 Will this shrink in the wash? 1.2000 0.04250 125 104 17 4
1329 Henceforth, my drag name will be Dolly. 1.2000 0.03935 125 102 21 2
1330 Perfect! No need to wrap it, I have to get over to Grandmother's house. 1.2000 0.04399 125 105 15 5
1331 Walking in the club like excuse me sir 1.1967 0.04454 122 103 14 5
1332 Is it too...literal? 1.1967 0.03797 122 99 22 1
1333 Classic! 1.1967 0.03971 122 100 20 2
1334 Do you have some mint sauce to go with it? 1.1967 0.04138 122 101 18 3
1335 Sheep’s clothing is so yesterday darling 1.1967 0.03797 122 97 22 1
1336 does this make my butt look big. 1.1967 0.04138 122 101 18 3
1337 Very sharp, but I was thinking of something with a hood, maybe in red. 1.1967 0.03797 122 99 22 1
1338 Fabulous! Just the thing for my tour of New Zealand! 1.1967 0.04603 122 104 12 6
1339 We're getting closer, I'm just looking for something that screams "Grandma". 1.1967 0.03797 122 99 22 1
1340 The invitation said "no real fur" 1.1967 0.04138 122 101 18 3
1341 That is just so "you." 1.1967 0.04138 122 101 18 3
1342 Wool is so last season. 1.1967 0.03971 122 100 20 2
1343 It's for my nephew's Baa-Mitzvah 1.1967 0.04299 122 102 16 4
1344 It's just so much fluff. 1.1967 0.03971 122 100 20 2
1345 I was hoping for something a little more grandmotherly. 1.1967 0.03971 122 100 20 2
1346 I dunno . . . does it look like there's a wolf's head coming out of my mouth? 1.1967 0.04138 122 101 18 3
1347 Subtle idioms have never been my forte, I’ll take this one! 1.1967 0.03971 122 100 20 2
1348 You are right! Why wearing the sheep's clothing when I can wear the sheep 1.1967 0.04299 122 102 16 4
1349 May I suggest, Monsieur, that stripes make one look thinner? 1.1967 0.03971 122 100 20 2
1350 Warmth, or the slimming Zebra pinstripes? What is a wolf to do 1.1967 0.03971 122 100 20 2
1351 Do you have a Baby Yoda? 1.1967 0.04299 122 102 16 4
1352 Herrree's Wolfie! 1.1967 0.04299 122 102 16 4
1353 I'm not sure. I'm seeing Baaaaa but I'm feeling Argggggh! 1.1967 0.04138 122 101 18 3
1354 Say "aye" to the hide. 1.1967 0.04299 122 102 16 4
1355 I don’t know—feels a little trite. 1.1967 0.03971 122 100 20 2
1356 I predict that the three little pigs and Red Riding Hood will lose in 2020! 1.1967 0.04299 122 102 16 4
1357 Oh,my! It's me. 1.1967 0.03971 122 100 20 2
1358 What do you think — too cliché? 1.1967 0.03971 122 100 20 2
1359 This one will fool Cngress! 1.1967 0.04603 122 104 12 6
1360 Ravishing ! 1.1967 0.03797 122 99 22 1
1361 Good. I need my butt to look big. 1.1967 0.03421 122 102 18 2
1362 So, are you ready to say, “Aye to the hide?” 1.1967 0.04889 122 106 8 8
1363 Oh! I think we've found THE one. 1.1967 0.04603 122 104 12 6
1364 We all agree Mr President - it was a perfect call 1.1967 0.04299 122 102 16 4
1365 Sir, You were born to wear that! 1.1967 0.04454 122 103 14 5
1366 Am I nuts or did the color look different online? 1.1967 0.04454 122 103 14 5
1367 And will you be paying for this with your tax break, Senator Warren? 1.1967 0.04299 122 102 16 4
1368 PETA protest, i guess? 1.1967 0.04138 122 101 18 3
1369 It's how you dress on your days off that are the most intriguing. 1.1967 0.04454 122 103 14 5
1370 And you’re sure this has an expandable waist? 1.1967 0.04454 122 103 14 5
1371 How will this go with the red hood? 1.1967 0.04138 122 101 18 3
1372 I can't wait to Tweet about this! 1.1967 0.04603 122 104 12 6
1373 That sheepdog is my bitch now. 1.1967 0.04138 122 101 18 3
1374 I am not a speciesist, but you can’t go wrong with a little white number. 1.1951 0.03769 123 99 22 1
1375 They say down is warmer but it's just so hard to find a goose that's large enough. 1.1951 0.04568 123 105 12 6
1376 Does this make me look deliciously guilty? 1.1951 0.04267 123 103 16 4
1377 You should consider varying your diet, Sir. 1.1951 0.04267 123 103 16 4
1378 This one smells a bit hackneyed. 1.1951 0.03769 123 100 22 1
1379 Traditional, AND you can wear it after Labor Day. 1.1951 0.04107 123 102 18 3
1380 Perfectly b-a-a-a-a-a-ad! I'll take it! 1.1951 0.03769 123 105 14 4
1381 I love the fit, but I need to know if it’s bloodstain-resistant. 1.1951 0.03494 123 101 21 1
1382 Our top seller, and it comes with a certificate of authenticity. 1.1951 0.03942 123 101 20 2
1383 God Damn, I look fucking fabulous in this shit. 1.1951 0.04420 123 104 14 5
1384 That suit is very popular with investment bankers at your firm who fleece the public and the hog and bull suits are great for casual Fridays. 1.1951 0.04568 123 105 12 6
1385 Makes no difference , I'll still be a wolf and you''ll still be an attorney. 1.1951 0.03942 123 101 20 2
1386 Does it come with a Bible? 1.1951 0.04568 123 105 12 6
1387 This will definitely help my sheep outreach program. 1.1933 0.04182 119 99 17 3
1388 If I may say so, sir, it makes you look a little like a cliché. 1.1933 0.04349 119 100 14 4
1389 Not baaad. 1.1933 0.04008 119 98 19 2
1390 Do you have anything in grandma? 1.1933 0.04008 119 98 19 2
1391 Well, sir, I have to say, it's very ewe... 1.1933 0.04182 119 99 17 3
1392 This wolf in sheep's clothing look is so dated. What can you show me in a bovine 42 long? 1.1933 0.04008 119 98 19 2
1393 Do you think it will fit after a BIG meal? 1.1933 0.04182 119 99 17 3
1394 let me try the "progressive billonaire" suit next... 1.1933 0.04182 119 99 17 3
1395 I would like some human skin to try on now. 1.1933 0.04509 119 101 13 5
1396 I want to look good for my Senate confirmation as Ovine Secretary! 1.1933 0.04509 119 101 13 5
1397 This cocaine is fantastic! 1.1933 0.04509 119 101 13 5
1398 Does this outfit make me look fat, or should I go with the goat? 1.1933 0.04008 119 98 19 2
1399 Just my luck, I'm allergic to wool. 1.1933 0.04182 119 99 17 3
1400 I am killin’ em out there! Gimme the pig, I think this cliché has run its course. 1.1933 0.04349 119 100 15 4
1401 Throw in the shrunken wool boots and I’ll buy it. 1.1933 0.04182 119 99 17 3
1402 It's b-a-a-a-d. 1.1933 0.04349 119 100 15 4
1403 Do you have one that hides my head? Because, frankly, this isn't going to fool anyone. 1.1933 0.04665 119 102 11 6
1404 It looks marvelously untrustworthy on you, sir 1.1933 0.04349 119 100 15 4
1405 Very nice sir. May I offer a less cliche 1.1933 0.03635 119 96 23 0
1406 I feel like an ewe man! 1.1933 0.04349 119 100 15 4
1407 This one comes with a complimentary assortment of mint jellies. 1.1933 0.04349 119 100 15 4
1408 I don’t know. Maybe it’s a little too on the nose. 1.1933 0.04349 119 100 15 4
1409 I must say, dear sir, you look deceptively dashing. 1.1933 0.04349 119 100 15 4
1410 Does it come in Grandmother? 1.1933 0.04008 119 98 19 2
1411 Cliche? No. Timeless? But of course. 1.1933 0.04182 119 99 17 3
1412 I like it. Does it come with an extra pair of hocks? 1.1933 0.04182 119 98 17 3
1413 Politics, here I come! 1.1933 0.04182 119 99 17 3
1414 I have the feeling that this is the one for my fairytale wedding. 1.1933 0.04815 119 103 9 7
1415 It suits you to a "t" and then, of course, it goes with the expression..... 1.1933 0.03107 119 101 16 2
1416 Yes, that Grandma outfit was an absolute disas...oh my...hello there you woolly little minx...would you say this is 'white as snow'? 1.1933 0.04182 119 99 17 3
1417 Guaranteed to fool little girls, Mr. Wolf, and for an additional $29.99 something to wear at the house made out of brick. 1.1933 0.04509 119 101 13 5
1418 And you will need to bring home the bacon for further outfits 1.1933 0.04349 119 100 15 4
1419 I don't care if it cliché, I love it! 1.1933 0.04008 119 98 19 2
1420 I’ve been told you have to dress for the food you want, not the food you have. 1.1933 0.04349 119 100 15 4
1421 Have anything a little less revealing? 1.1933 0.04008 119 98 19 2
1422 You're going to score with that one, baby!! 1.1933 0.04008 119 98 19 2
1423 So many herds, so little time. 1.1933 0.04182 119 99 17 3
1424 If this doesn't get me in good with that hot chick Mary, then nothing will! 1.1933 0.04182 119 99 17 3
1425 Sir, may I suggest that another costume may be better to go incognito. The sheep suit is a bit cliche. The White House has done quite well with these two. 1.1933 0.04509 119 101 13 5
1426 I assume that you dress to the right. 1.1933 0.04349 119 100 15 4
1427 Be honest with me Fred. Am I really fooling anyone? 1.1933 0.04509 119 101 13 5
1428 This display of fake skins will replace our fur salon so the Peta people can't complain any more! 1.1933 0.04665 119 102 11 6
1429 This isn't quite the woolly jumper I had in mind. 1.1933 0.03826 119 97 21 1
1430 Clichés always work best. I'll take it. 1.1933 0.04349 119 100 15 4
1431 This will pull the wool over their eyes. 1.1933 0.04182 119 99 17 3
1432 Fierce and ready to pierce with no one the wiser! 1.1933 0.04349 119 100 15 4
1433 Do you think this outfit will fool the poor? 1.1933 0.04182 119 99 17 3
1434 Yes,sir,Mr. Wolf, you’ll absolutely slay them with this sheep’s clothing. 1.1933 0.04008 119 98 19 2
1435 Yes, this is the one! 1.1933 0.04349 119 100 15 4
1436 Now this one is the real me, Al. 1.1933 0.03826 119 97 21 1
1437 Jeeves loves caring for the party animals. 1.1933 0.03826 119 97 21 1
1438 Do you have a matching baa-net? 1.1933 0.04008 119 98 19 2
1439 A timeless classic, to be sure, but still capable of eliciting surprise. 1.1933 0.04008 119 98 19 2
1440 So fashionable, you can wear it anywhere. 1.1933 0.04182 119 99 17 3
1441 You sure it doesn’t make me look fat? 1.1933 0.03826 119 97 21 1
1442 Perfect! I'll go as a cliche 1.1933 0.04349 119 100 15 4
1443 Thank you for shopping at Idiom Xpress. Don't forget we're having our Two Birds Are Better Than One sale so come back if you need a snack in the grass, a dead horse to beat, or feel like going on a wild goose chase. 1.1933 0.04349 119 100 15 4
1444 Thank you Aesop, I have been searching for the perfect work outfit. 1.1933 0.03536 119 98 20 1
1445 I'll take this AND the Grandma outfit. 1.1933 0.04182 119 99 17 3
1446 Who's afraid of this big bad boy?” 1.1933 0.04182 119 99 17 3
1447 Do you have something that says 'grandmother?' 1.1933 0.04008 119 98 19 2
1448 100% wool yarn... and this mirror is only convincing me to buy it more. 1.1933 0.04008 119 98 19 2
1449 My old one worked well with the pigs, but I'm getting tired of pork. Maybe we should try something new. 1.1933 0.04182 119 99 17 3
1450 I’m going to embrace my Schizophrenia. 1.1933 0.04665 119 102 11 6
1451 My life is such a cliche 1.1933 0.03826 119 97 21 1
1452 A bit cliche, but you do look marvelous! 1.1933 0.04008 119 98 19 2
1453 Yes sir, I assure you each suit is completely vegan, locally sourced, and sustainably produced. 1.1933 0.04349 119 100 15 4
1454 Clyde, you’ve outdone yourself. 1.1913 0.04077 115 95 18 2
1455 The women will flock to you, sir. 1.1913 0.04077 115 95 18 2
1456 ‘Lobby or Houston, Sir? 1.1897 0.04567 116 99 12 5
1457 Harold’s friends had failed to mention that it wasn’t THAT kind of fancy dress party. 1.1897 0.04226 116 97 16 3
1458 Is it me? I think it's me! 1.1897 0.04400 116 98 14 4
1459 I don't care what people will say. I love the look." 1.1897 0.04400 116 98 14 4
1460 I’ll take this one. Last season, in the cow costume, mating season wasn’t fun for me... 1.1897 0.04226 116 97 16 3
1461 Let me see the pig one more time. 1.1897 0.04045 116 96 18 2
1462 Tell me Sir, how long have you been on the campaign trail? 1.1897 0.04045 116 96 18 2
1463 Does it look like I taste good? 1.1897 0.04045 116 96 18 2
1464 "Is it stain repellent?" 1.1897 0.04226 116 97 16 3
1465 So passé! May I suggest something in stripes? 1.1897 0.04567 116 99 12 5
1466 I simply lose myself in this one… wow!, who is that sheep in the mirror? 1.1897 0.04045 116 96 18 2
1467 It’s really you—though I also see you in the leather shearling car coat. 1.1897 0.04226 116 97 16 3
1468 Looks a little tight - maybe I should try the big, bad and tall store. 1.1897 0.03855 116 95 20 1
1469 It's nice, but feels too last-decade. 1.1897 0.04400 116 98 14 4
1470 Are you saying Yes! to the dress? 1.1897 0.04226 116 97 16 3
1471 The three little pigs have a thing for Merino wool. 1.1897 0.04400 116 98 14 4
1472 Do ewe have anything in black? 1.1897 0.03757 116 96 17 2
1473 It has been the most popular,sir... But these days you never can tell who you might offend. 1.1897 0.04045 116 96 18 2
1474 A wolf in sheep's clothing! Now that's a great idea! 1.1897 0.04045 116 96 18 2
1475 I think you will find the classics to be timeless 1.1897 0.04226 116 97 16 3
1476 Yes indeed! Perfect for the petting zoo. 1.1897 0.04400 116 98 14 4
1477 Cliché or not, I like how this looks. 1.1897 0.03855 116 95 20 1
1478 I hope this is what my daughter meant when she wanted an inside zoo. 1.1897 0.04045 116 96 18 2
1479 It’s perfect, I’ll take it! 1.1897 0.03757 116 97 17 2
1480 This one goes well with the ACME rocket boots. 1.1897 0.04400 116 98 14 4
1481 If I'm lucky, it will add ten pounds to my hips. 1.1897 0.04045 116 96 18 2
1482 I know I'm being fleeced but I need an extra lair" 1.1897 0.04226 116 97 16 3
1483 This won't do, I'll take the cow ! 1.1897 0.04045 116 96 18 2
1484 Perfecto, Bruno. Dressed to kill again! 1.1897 0.04226 116 97 16 3
1485 I love that it’s 42% guaranteed. 1.1897 0.03757 116 97 17 2
1486 I’ll take it! Cash or charge, Mr President? 1.1897 0.04226 116 97 16 3
1487 Is this the only color it comes in? 1.1897 0.04045 116 96 18 2
1488 Yesterday, I had a sheep in here wanting wolf clothing 1.1897 0.04400 116 98 14 4
1489 The innards are sold separately next door. 1.1897 0.03855 116 95 20 1
1490 It brings out the exploiter in you. 1.1897 0.04045 116 96 18 2
1491 But make it slutty. 1.1897 0.04729 116 100 10 6
1492 Isn’t the Amazon basics puffy jacket a little too last season? 1.1897 0.04400 116 98 14 4
1493 It's such a cliché and it fits me perfectly. 1.1897 0.04045 116 96 18 2
1494 Ewe look spectacular! 1.1897 0.04045 116 96 18 2
1495 It's ewe, sir, it's ewe! 1.1897 0.04567 116 99 12 5
1496 Why does it always have to be a wolf in sheep’s clothing? 1.1897 0.04045 116 96 18 2
1497 It’s 2020. Time for a fresh start! 1.1897 0.04400 116 98 14 4
1498 If you are certain I will be a smash at the Seder, I’ll take it! 1.1897 0.04226 116 97 16 3
1499 Tempting, but what have you got in Kobe beef. 1.1897 0.04400 116 98 14 4
1500 And how shall you dress for dinner tonight sir? 1.1897 0.04400 116 98 14 4
1501 Oh, it's so ewe! 1.1897 0.04400 116 98 14 4
1502 Tasty. And they're the ones who can't see through that. 1.1897 0.04226 116 97 16 3
1503 By far our most popular piece 1.1897 0.03656 116 94 22 0
1504 I would go with the sheep’s wool, sir. It’s very deceptive. 1.1897 0.03855 116 95 19 1
1505 Sir, I believe you have definitely made the right choice for your outdoor excursion from our extensive bespoke inventory. 1.1897 0.04400 116 98 14 4
1506 Yes, it fits you perfectly, even if it's not entirely presidential. 1.1897 0.04226 116 97 16 3
1507 It sure beats fur. 1.1897 0.04045 116 96 18 2
1508 Won't it shrink in the wash? 1.1897 0.04045 116 96 18 2
1509 I want it to make me look fat. 1.1897 0.04045 116 96 18 2
1510 Forget Grandma. Riding Hood will never suspect! 1.1897 0.03855 116 95 20 1
1511 I think I like this one, I look trustworthy in it. 1.1897 0.04045 116 96 18 2
1512 Love it. Now do you have it in something less itchy? 1.1897 0.04400 116 98 14 4
1513 Does this make me look innocent? 1.1897 0.04400 116 98 14 4
1514 Ah, yes, sir, I do believe we have captured the true you! 1.1897 0.04226 116 97 16 3
1515 Instead of saying yes to the dress, we like to ask if you're going to keep the sheep. 1.1897 0.04400 116 98 14 4
1516 It's 2020, I'm sure they'll appreciate you being you. 1.1897 0.04045 116 96 18 2
1517 Does this come in size husky?” 1.1897 0.04045 116 96 18 2
1518 This one is on sale? OK then, let's go with the sheep's clothing. 1.1897 0.04226 116 97 16 3
1519 Can I interest you in another idiom? 1.1897 0.04226 116 97 16 3
1520 Ewe only live once. I’ll take it! 1.1897 0.04226 116 97 16 3
1521 Any of these reversible? 1.1897 0.04045 116 96 18 2
1522 We call it the Into the Woods look. 1.1897 0.03855 116 95 20 1
1523 Eat your heart out, Brooks Brothers! 1.1897 0.04226 116 97 16 3
1524 Do you think I'm showing too much? 1.1897 0.04226 116 97 16 3
1525 That's the one! I'll baa baa baa buy it 1.1897 0.03951 116 98 15 3
1526 Welcome to the Politician Boutique. 1.1897 0.04045 116 96 18 2
1527 You'll be a real bite at the Shepards party 1.1897 0.04226 116 97 16 3
1528 Hon, this IS the real me! 1.1897 0.04226 116 97 16 3
1529 Aah, yes, we've finally come to see the efficacy of pot. 1.1897 0.04400 116 98 14 4
1530 Yes, most esteemed Sir, I concur, that sheep's clothing fits you wonderfully well. 1.1897 0.03552 116 101 11 4
1531 Actually sir, I won't need this. I'll just eat you. 1.1897 0.04400 116 98 14 4
1532 As a candidate, this will be perfect for the next election. 1.1897 0.04567 116 99 12 5
1533 This one really brings out the blood in my eyes. 1.1897 0.04045 116 96 18 2
1534 Sheep is sooo 2016. What animal can I wear for 2020? 1.1897 0.03855 116 99 12 4
1535 Cliché, yes, but the little pigs will never see me coming. 1.1897 0.04226 116 97 16 3
1536 If I may say Sir. It is ewe. 1.1897 0.04045 116 96 18 2
1537 Oh, I like this one. It brings out my soft side. 1.1897 0.03855 116 95 20 1
1538 Makes me feel like that Hollywood producer. 1.1897 0.03855 116 95 20 1
1539 The little boy who cried wolf grew up into the wolf's wing man 1.1897 0.04226 116 97 16 3
1540 Now that I'm vegan, I can fit into so much more! 1.1897 0.04226 116 97 16 3
1541 This is the look I want when I go out with that Bo Peep chick. 1.1897 0.04400 116 98 14 4
1542 Now the little boy will be crying "SHEEP!" 1.1897 0.04567 116 99 12 5
1543 I agree, the difference between haute couture and haute cuisine is overrated. 1.1897 0.04045 116 96 18 2
1544 Oh yes, this screams me! 1.1897 0.04400 116 98 14 4
1545 It's got you all over it. 1.1897 0.04226 116 97 16 3
1546 It’s just a little too clichéd, don’t you think? 1.1897 0.04045 116 96 18 2
1547 This doesn't make me look too sheepish, does it? 1.1897 0.04400 116 98 14 4
1548 Oh! This is much bet...I mean...be-e-e-etter! 1.1897 0.04400 116 98 14 4
1549 Now that's more like it, Sol. 1.1897 0.04226 116 97 16 3
1550 Hollywood--I mean Washington here I come! 1.1897 0.04226 116 97 16 3
1551 Perfect!...everything old is new again 1.1897 0.04226 116 97 16 3
1552 Yes, it’s a machine washable wool blend. 1.1897 0.03855 116 95 20 1
1553 And your source? I like to personally verify humane practices. 1.1897 0.04226 116 97 16 3
1554 This one speaks to me. 1.1897 0.03855 116 95 20 1
1555 Yes, sir, I believe that one is definitely Ewe. 1.1897 0.04226 116 97 16 3
1556 Mr do little by day becomes Dr Doolittle by night. 1.1897 0.03855 116 100 12 4
1557 You misheard me. I'm looking for a "cheap" costume. 1.1897 0.04045 116 96 18 2
1558 Sheep is sooo last year. 1.1897 0.04226 116 97 16 3
1559 Taxidermy & Fitch 1.1897 0.04400 116 98 14 4
1560 2020... Little Bo-Peep is in for a big surprise! 1.1897 0.04045 116 96 18 2
1561 It’s absolutely perfect for the Ed Shearing concert. 1.1897 0.04226 116 97 16 3
1562 „I’m sure your granddaughter will never recognize you dressed like that!“ 1.1897 0.04226 116 97 16 3
1563 Gramma's going to love this! 1.1897 0.04226 116 97 16 3
1564 Now, is this going to shrink in the wash? 1.1897 0.04226 116 97 16 3
1565 No need to wrap it up. I’ll wear it out. 1.1897 0.04400 116 98 14 4
1566 It's perfect. No way they won't flock to me. 1.1897 0.03855 116 95 20 1
1567 Nice...if a tad literal. 1.1897 0.03855 116 95 20 1
1568 A cliche, I know. However, sir, it’s soft and fluffy. 1.1897 0.04400 116 98 14 4
1569 Well, last time this one went horribly wrong, what with that lonely shepherd and all. 1.1897 0.03855 116 95 20 1
1570 Nice—but it's just not you. 1.1897 0.04045 116 96 18 2
1571 And you say this will make them go from "Ewes" to "Ooohs!"? 1.1897 0.04567 116 99 12 5
1572 If I wear this, will the others in the pack count on me? 1.1897 0.03855 116 95 20 1
1573 It’s cliche, but it works 1.1897 0.04226 116 97 16 3
1574 That suits you so well, sir; shall I wrap it up or would you like to wear it home? 1.1897 0.04226 116 97 16 3
1575 That’s brand new from the Little Bo-peep collection. 1.1897 0.04226 116 97 16 3
1576 The wool’s too itchy. Does this come in Merino? 1.1897 0.04226 116 97 16 3
1577 Looking good in vintage, Sir. 1.1897 0.04045 116 96 18 2
1578 Ewe will love it and your pack of friends will be so jealous. 1.1897 0.04567 116 99 12 5
1579 I'll take this one and the pig in case my wool allergy acts up. 1.1897 0.04400 116 98 14 4
1580 I don’t know. Is the whole on-the-nose look a little... 2019? 1.1897 0.03757 116 97 17 2
1581 Eric and Don junior don't shoot farm animals, am I right? 1.1897 0.04567 116 99 12 5
1582 I'm vegetarian, but I've always wanted to get under their skin. 1.1897 0.04400 116 98 14 4
1583 I'm looking for something with a little more meat on the bones 1.1897 0.04226 116 97 16 3
1584 SHOW ME THE GRANDMA COSTUME AGAIN 1.1897 0.04045 116 96 18 2
1585 Definitely lamb tonight. 1.1897 0.04045 116 96 18 2
1586 I’ll really pull the wool over there eyes with this one! 1.1897 0.04400 116 98 14 4
1587 This year wolves are getting away from sheep's clothing. The pig might be more your style.. 1.1897 0.04045 116 96 18 2
1588 This is definitely a killer outfit alright! 1.1897 0.04400 116 98 14 4
1589 I like it, but does it come in Merino? 1.1897 0.04045 116 96 18 2
1590 Have anything in human? 1.1897 0.04226 116 97 16 3
1591 If you tell me one more time to "make it work" I'm going to slap that bitch ass smirk off your face. 1.1897 0.02572 116 100 11 3
1592 For the new year, might I suggest a 'pig in zebra's clothing' for that cosmopolitan flair?" 1.1897 0.04226 116 97 16 3
1593 I’ve titled this one, ‘Men In Power’ 1.1897 0.04400 116 98 14 4
1594 Just remember, you didn't buy it here! 1.1897 0.03855 116 95 20 1
1595 Do you have a Day Trader in my size? I’ll make a killing in the stocks. 1.1897 0.04045 116 96 18 2
1596 It's 100% wool. 1.1897 0.04400 116 98 14 4
1597 It is a classic signature piece yet definitely fashion forward 1.1897 0.03220 116 97 18 1
1598 You're right, 'loose fit' will be perfect if I eat too much. 1.1897 0.03552 116 96 19 1
1599 Not the pig, I'm kosher. 1.1897 0.04045 116 96 18 2
1600 Just something that doesn't make me stand out. 1.1897 0.03656 116 94 22 0
1601 I'm afraid we are out of merino, sir. 1.1897 0.03855 116 95 20 1
1602 If you are interested, we just received a shipment of grandmother's nightgowns that would look fantastic on you. 1.1897 0.04045 116 96 18 2
1603 Always opt for simple, classic fits and materials. 1.1897 0.03855 116 95 20 1
1604 This costume is great, I look just like a sheep vomiting a whole wolf, which is a good way to attract sheep, perfect job sizing me you smug blind idiot 1.1897 0.04400 116 98 14 4
1605 Does this make my intentions look obvious? 1.1897 0.04045 116 96 18 2
1606 A wolf in sheep's clothing, our most popular. 1.1897 0.04400 116 98 14 4
1607 Sir, you chose wonderfully, they’ll never know until it’s too late. 1.1897 0.04045 116 96 18 2
1608 Do you have one that looks like a salesman? 1.1897 0.04400 116 98 14 4
1609 That one is so trite...may I suggest something a bit more daring? 1.1897 0.04567 116 99 12 5
1610 Niiice! But I need to look really b-a-a-a-d... got this in black? 1.1897 0.04045 116 96 17 2
1611 A brilliant disguise. 1.1897 0.01902 116 97 15 1
1612 If my mom calls, you never saw me. 1.1880 0.04365 117 99 14 4
1613 It looks splendid on you, Mister President. 1.1880 0.04193 117 98 16 3
1614 It’s a come as you eat party 1.1880 0.03525 117 97 19 1
1615 You're full of sheep. 1.1864 0.04331 118 100 14 4
1616 Here at Prey R Us, we take pride in our wide selection and bespoke tailoring! 1.1842 0.03854 114 94 19 1
1617 Yes sir it is perfect for dining al fresco 1.1842 0.03854 114 94 19 1
1618 you know, there’s a shuttle. 1.1826 0.04018 115 96 17 2
1619 Rooftop please, they are waiting for me...I lost track of time 1.1826 0.04204 115 97 15 3
1620 In 3...2...1... 1.1826 0.04204 115 97 15 3
1621 I’m ready for holiday season! 1.1826 0.04204 115 97 15 3
1622 Don't you love getting trick-or-treaters? 1.1826 0.04552 115 99 11 5
1623 Do you have this in black? I'm going home for Christmas. 1.1826 0.04018 115 96 17 2
1624 It looks like it was made for you 1.1826 0.04204 115 97 15 3
1625 Does this make me look fat? 1.1826 0.04018 115 96 17 2
1626 You don’t think people will say, “My, what big hips she has?” 1.1826 0.04204 115 97 15 3
1627 This is the one! My first impression is absolutely critical. Remove the price tag and I will be buffet bound! 1.1826 0.04552 115 99 11 5
1628 Perfect! The others didn't come close to an idiom. 1.1826 0.03722 115 97 16 2
1629 Yes! All of our garments are authentic. 1.1826 0.04204 115 97 15 3
1630 I'd like to get away from that stereotype look. 1.1826 0.03618 115 94 21 0
1631 Sir, if I may say so, YOU LOOK STUNNING! Many of my politician clients are choosing shearling this year. 1.1826 0.04552 115 99 11 5
1632 A wolf in sheep's clothes is too cliche 1.1826 0.04204 115 97 15 3
1633 I love hunting for bargains. 1.1826 0.03823 115 95 19 1
1634 Oh, my dear, it looks so much better on you than in you! 1.1826 0.03618 115 94 21 0
1635 So Wolfie...do you say 'yes to the dress?' 1.1826 0.04204 115 97 15 3
1636 It fits okay, but is it 100% wool? 1.1826 0.04018 115 96 17 2
1637 Don't worry, friends, I'll soon wipe that wicked smirk off his face. 1.1826 0.04018 115 96 17 2
1638 It's so fuzzy to the touch, but the price! Are you trying to fleece me? 1.1826 0.04717 115 100 9 6
1639 Ah yes...the classic wolf in sheeps' clothing...it's most certainly you...madam. 1.1826 0.04018 115 96 17 2
1640 You’re an animal, darling 1.1826 0.04204 115 97 15 3
1641 OR...Larry could just embrace schizophrenia and not worry about wardrobe. 1.1826 0.02785 115 98 16 1
1642 Sold!" Talk about nostalgia's nudge! 1.1826 0.03618 115 99 13 3
1643 I live by three rules: buy low, sell high, and always dress like your clients. 1.1826 0.04204 115 97 15 3
1644 And you're sure it's not racially insensitive? 1.1826 0.03823 115 95 19 1
1645 Do you think this makes me too non-threatening? 1.1826 0.04018 115 96 17 2
1646 Mutton without buttons! Oh, Matthew—ewe genius! 1.1826 0.03823 115 95 19 1
1647 Faux? It’s fabulous. 1.1826 0.04204 115 97 15 3
1648 It's gonna have to be this one unless the Zebras take hold of the Senate 1.1826 0.04204 115 97 15 3
1649 Does this outfit make ewe look fat? 1.1826 0.03823 115 95 19 1
1650 This is very warm, sheep thank you. 1.1826 0.03618 115 94 21 0
1651 The grandma look was getting old. 1.1826 0.04018 115 96 17 2
1652 Really suits ewe, sir 1.1826 0.03922 115 98 14 3
1653 A wolf in sheep's clothing has such a sweet ring to it. 1.1826 0.04381 115 98 13 4
1654 Does this make me look approachable? 1.1826 0.04381 115 98 13 4
1655 Sir, “wolf in sheep skin” is our all time best-seller, but “zebra” will kind of boost your originality...just sayin‘... 1.1826 0.04381 115 98 13 4
1656 Every inch of it says ewe. 1.1826 0.04204 115 97 15 3
1657 Ahh, the traditional. Never disappoints. Though I'm tempted to go Full Bovine just once. 1.1826 0.04204 115 97 15 3
1658 Perfect! And I thought this was just a fable. 1.1826 0.03823 115 95 19 1
1659 The rack of lamb sir is an excellent choice! 1.1826 0.04552 115 99 11 5
1660 You seem sold on that one. 1.1826 0.04018 115 95 17 2
1661 This might be a bit warm for house showings 1.1826 0.03823 115 95 19 1
1662 The Sheep was not the wolf's first choice, but he when he put on the costume, he fell in love with the look! 1.1826 0.04552 115 99 11 5
1663 I've been invited to the Metropolitan Ball this year, I need something dazzling 1.1826 0.04018 115 96 17 2
1664 Is this Vegan wool? 1.1826 0.04381 115 98 13 4
1665 Wall Street was a blast, but now I need a little lie down on Broadway. 1.1826 0.04204 115 97 15 3
1666 Who's next, James? 1.1826 0.04204 115 97 15 3
1667 I don’t care what the naa-sayers think, I look great in this 1.1826 0.04552 115 99 11 5
1668 It's an amazing thing...wearing this suit actually makes me feel like a better predator." 1.1826 0.04204 115 97 15 3
1669 Do you have anything that's more ethically sourced? 1.1826 0.04204 115 97 15 3
1670 Ok, now turn around so I can take out my wallet. 1.1826 0.01985 115 98 17 0
1671 It’s so......you! 1.1826 0.04018 115 96 17 2
1672 I can shear some of that off for more of a tapered if you like 1.1826 0.04018 115 96 17 2
1673 Do you think this costume will help my image? 1.1826 0.03618 115 94 21 0
1674 The sheep. C’est chic. 1.1826 0.04018 115 96 17 2
1675 No Huff or Puff needed 1.1826 0.04204 115 97 15 3
1676 Classic sheepwear always brings out my big bad wolf. 1.1826 0.04381 115 98 13 4
1677 Yes. this should do the trick! 1.1826 0.04204 115 97 15 3
1678 It reflects your inner soul 1.1826 0.04018 115 96 17 2
1679 I do like it, but don't you think it's a bit passé ?" 1.1826 0.04018 115 96 17 2
1680 Cliche are cliches for a reason. 1.1826 0.04018 115 96 17 2
1681 Our faux fur provides all the warmth and texture of fur, yet it's entirely animal friendly. 1.1826 0.04381 115 98 13 4
1682 Do you think it makes me look fat?” “Not yet, Sir.” 1.1826 0.04204 115 97 15 3
1683 The best shopping experience imaginable: it’s like Hide and Seek, but with less seeking and more hides. 1.1826 0.04018 115 96 17 2
1684 I don't know why you want to be a zebra, but I hit the spot with this baby! 1.1826 0.04204 115 97 15 3
1685 And you’re saying it’s not too cliched? 1.1826 0.04018 115 96 17 2
1686 Would you mind pulling the Trojan Horse? I’m in the mood for Mediterranean. 1.1826 0.04018 115 96 17 2
1687 This is perfect. My wife is allergic to wool. 1.1826 0.04381 115 98 13 4
1688 Say yes to the carcass. 1.1826 0.04018 115 96 17 2
1689 Yes, Abdul, it is the perfect outfit to wear to the peace talks. 1.1826 0.04381 115 98 13 4
1690 This one is perfect. I only hope I'm not allergic to wool. 1.1826 0.04018 115 96 17 2
1691 Might I suggest leaving the teeth in a jar by the bed? 1.1826 0.03823 115 95 19 1
1692 I love how it looks but the price is a little sheep. 1.1826 0.04381 115 98 13 4
1693 I guess this will do since you don't have this season's Grandma in stock... 1.1826 0.04018 115 96 17 2
1694 This one is perfect for visiting Grandma! 1.1826 0.03823 115 95 19 1
1695 You wear what you eat 1.1826 0.04381 115 98 13 4
1696 I'm sure your lunch- I apologize, flock, will be fooled. 1.1826 0.03823 115 95 19 1
1697 CUT!!! Now try it again with feeling. Rebecca Hawkins 1.1826 0.03722 115 97 16 2
1698 You've been so delighted with our piggy and grandma outfits, I know you'll want to say yes to this dress. 1.1826 0.01782 115 99 14 1
1699 Mutton for dinner tonight, eh? 1.1826 0.04018 115 96 17 2
1700 Très sheep, sir. 1.1826 0.04204 115 97 15 3
1701 Love you Matthew, it’s retro, and timeless ! 1.1826 0.04552 115 99 11 5
1702 This one really makes me feel like a wolf. 1.1826 0.04293 115 100 10 5
1703 Your sheepish grin is awe inspiring! 1.1826 0.04018 115 96 17 2
1704 Yes! I am saying yes to the dress! 1.1826 0.04018 115 96 17 2
1705 ...and it's unisex! 1.1826 0.04204 115 97 15 3
1706 I've narrowed it down to this, or the sexy lady roadrunner. What do you recommend, M'sieu Acme? 1.1826 0.03922 115 98 14 3
1707 It's brilliant. Those ranchers in their silly camo won't expect anything this cliche." 1.1826 0.04018 115 96 17 2
1708 Mr. Douglas Adams is waiting you at the end of the universe 1.1802 0.04470 111 95 12 4
1709 Charge it to my house account, last name Manafort. 1.1802 0.04470 111 95 12 4
1710 Just what I've been looking for. A way to show my innocence. 1.1802 0.03775 111 94 15 2
1711 This was the one. Sheepishly, he dug for his wallet. 1.1802 0.03986 111 95 13 3
1712 Presidential Competency Test answer key: c. Cow on chair Source: Republican Committee to Re-Elect the President 1.1802 0.04087 111 93 16 2
1713 I see this will get me more followers! 1.1802 0.03882 111 92 18 1
1714 This garment perfectly complements Madame's soft look. 1.1802 0.04283 111 94 14 3
1715 I'm going to need some new shoes to go with this. 1.1802 0.04470 111 95 12 4
1716 Bo Peep ... it's over! 1.1802 0.04283 111 94 14 3
1717 Casting for "Guernica" 1.1802 0.04283 111 94 14 3
1718 You’re so right. A classic look is always in style. 1.1802 0.03882 111 92 18 1
1719 Yes, this one really brings out the predator in your eyes. 1.1802 0.04650 111 96 10 5
1720 This species suits me ... 1.1802 0.04283 111 94 14 3
1721 You are RIGHT Charles, this outfit CRIES Wolf! 1.1802 0.04283 111 94 14 3
1722 Thanks to my steady diet of lean people, I can now fit into a medium 1.1802 0.04470 111 95 12 4
1723 Hey, this one doesn't look baaa-d on me. 1.1802 0.03882 111 92 18 1
1724 This is the one ! ......Besides it's family tradition. 1.1802 0.04283 111 94 14 3
1725 Can I interest you in a zebra hid or a pig skin for your stuffing, wolf? And what did you say you intend to do with this again? 1.1802 0.04283 111 94 14 3
1726 Once upon a time I could squeeze into a size small. 1.1802 0.04470 111 95 12 4
1727 Well played." Said Mr. Wolf 1.1802 0.04087 111 93 16 2
1728 So this is dry clean only? 1.1802 0.04650 111 96 10 5
1729 Does it make me look too liberal? 1.1802 0.04087 111 93 16 2
1730 Finally! Something that compliments what big eyes I have. 1.1802 0.04470 111 95 12 4
1731 Do you have anything in grandmother skin? 1.1802 0.04470 111 95 12 4
1732 I'm going to make America great again! 1.1802 0.04650 111 96 10 5
1733 I’m looking for something more clandestine. 1.1802 0.03186 111 94 16 1
1734 Ewe just let me know if ewe see the shepherd. 1.1802 0.03882 111 92 18 1
1735 I was thinking of going as a golden calf, but that is so Old Testament. 1.1802 0.04283 111 94 14 3
1736 I think I’ll just slay ‘em in this! 1.1802 0.04283 111 94 14 3
1737 My therapist said I need to ‘face my fears’ 1.1759 0.03797 108 92 14 2
1738 Is she aware of the gravity of your situation, Sir? 1.1759 0.04329 108 92 13 3
1739 ‘Well you don’t SOUND sure you didn’t leave the oven on’ 1.1759 0.04525 108 93 11 4
1740 ‘Have you considered wolf in vicuna’s clothing?’ 1.1759 0.03909 108 90 17 1
1741 You know this makes you a co-conspirator. 1.1759 0.04124 108 91 15 2
1742 It's cliche but so damn practical 1.1759 0.04329 108 92 13 3
1743 Not bad, but drones seem like the best way to hunt these days. 1.1759 0.04329 108 92 13 3
1744 You eat what you are. 1.1759 0.03909 108 90 17 1
1745 And you swear you’re not making any false profits off of this? 1.1759 0.03681 108 94 11 3
1746 I know it’s cliché but it’s so fluffy! 1.1759 0.04712 108 94 9 5
1747 Enough with vegan; I'm going full keto! 1.1759 0.04124 108 91 15 2
1748 I will just stick with my birthday suit. 1.1759 0.04525 108 93 11 4
1749 It's a bit cliche, but I'll take it! 1.1759 0.04124 108 91 15 2
1750 You're really going to knock 'em dead in that costume. 1.1759 0.04124 108 91 15 2
1751 Last week we featured the cat’s pajamas 1.1759 0.04124 108 91 15 2
1752 You charge prices like this and I'm the bad guy?? 1.1759 0.04124 108 91 15 2
1753 It's only a barn dance, but this will do. 1.1759 0.04124 108 91 15 2
1754 Wool coats are totally in this season. 1.1759 0.03909 108 90 17 1
1755 No way I'm forgetting that idiom if I wear this to the exam. 1.1759 0.04124 108 91 15 2
1756 I think the sheepskin is your best shot at fooling the three little pigs. 1.1759 0.04124 108 91 15 2
1757 Suck it, vegans! 1.1759 0.03037 108 94 12 2
1758 That is so me. I love it. 1.1759 0.04525 108 93 11 4
1759 If I may say, sir, it's a new you! 1.1759 0.04525 108 91 11 4
1760 Wait’ll my three little bros get a load of this. Even that red-hooded gal won’t know me. 1.1759 0.03909 108 90 17 1
1761 I don't know. I just feel like it's so...predictable. 1.1759 0.04329 108 92 13 3
1762 Zebra stripes are trending with influencers this season! 1.1759 0.03438 108 92 12 2
1763 Finally, I can hide my true nature. 1.1759 0.03909 108 90 17 1
1764 You look wooly good, sir. 1.1759 0.04329 108 92 13 3
1765 Perfect! I'll take it in white, grey and black! 1.1759 0.04124 108 91 15 2
1766 I love it, Bessie. I just hope I get to wear it more than once! 1.1759 0.03561 108 90 16 1
1767 Fabulous! Do you have it in black? 1.1759 0.04124 108 91 15 2
1768 The impeachment hearing will now convene! 1.1759 0.04525 108 93 11 4
1769 This one’s not baaaad. 1.1759 0.04525 108 93 11 4
1770 All vegan outfits are 20% off, sir. 1.1759 0.03797 108 92 14 2
1771 I think if we let out the loin some, it's you! 1.1759 0.04712 108 94 9 5
1772 I knew you'd love the Muitton. 1.1759 0.04124 108 91 15 2
1773 It's the rage among all the young nationalists this season. 1.1759 0.04329 108 92 13 3
1774 I feel too defenseless in this costume. I think I better stick with horns until I finish therapy. 1.1759 0.04124 108 91 15 2
1775 I love that it's a classic but you're right, just a little too on point. 1.1759 0.04124 108 91 15 2
1776 It really brings out your eyes 1.1759 0.04124 108 91 15 2
1777 Don’t you think this one makes me look dishonest? 1.1759 0.04712 108 94 9 5
1778 Do you think this will make me look fat eventually? 1.1759 0.04124 108 91 15 2
1779 May I suggest the elephant sir? 1.1759 0.04124 108 91 15 2
1780 This is just what I need to get into the White House 1.1759 0.04124 108 91 15 2
1781 That's the one. If you dont buy it, I will. 1.1759 0.03561 108 91 15 1
1782 Yes, this is simply scrumptious. 1.1759 0.04329 108 92 13 3
1783 Do you think this will fool Little Red Riding Hood? 1.1759 0.04124 108 91 15 2
1784 Oh, yes! You’re absolutely right! The white is functional . . . and I suppose since I’m not visiting the three pigs until after Labor Day . . . Do you think the other one still will be available when the Fall Line comes out? 1.1759 0.03797 108 92 14 2
1785 Just remember it’s baa not moo 1.1759 0.03310 108 89 18 0
1786 I just love Oscar season. 1.1759 0.03438 108 92 13 2
1787 « I’ll take it. I makes me look Canadian. » 1.1759 0.04525 108 93 11 4
1788 Is that a real fur? 1.1759 0.03681 108 89 19 0
1789 It's so believable!" 1.1759 0.04329 108 92 13 3
1790 Oh, I think people can tell a true Conservative from a fake Conservative but a true Man of the People from a fake one? Nah. 1.1759 0.03909 108 90 17 1
1791 I'm Good Enough, I'm Smart Enough, and Doggone It, People Like Me! 1.1759 0.03681 108 89 19 0
1792 The perfect Trojan sheep! 1.1759 0.04329 108 92 13 3
1793 Perfect! With this I can get all the rest. 1.1759 0.04124 108 91 15 2
1794 Well I do say sir, you look delicious! 1.1759 0.04124 108 91 15 2
1795 Sir, there are now online training courses teaching society how to detect a wolf in sheep's clothing. May I suggest you consider one of these alternative powerful images? 1.1759 0.04124 108 91 15 2
1796 Big, bad whatever! Just shut up and let me choose. 1.1759 0.04525 108 93 11 4
1797 This is the one! The last one I tried made me look like an ass. 1.1759 0.04124 108 91 15 2
1798 I came as soon as I saw it in the Shears catalog. 1.1759 0.03909 108 90 17 1
1799 This’ll be the perfect disguise when I go on the lamb. 1.1759 0.03909 108 90 17 1
1800 Don't worry, it's faux! 1.1759 0.04525 108 93 11 4
1801 You've really gone back to basics with this year's collection. 1.1759 0.04329 108 92 13 3
1802 Almost makes me want to go vegan! 1.1759 0.04428 108 95 8 5
1803 Yeah, perfect! I'll take this in a pinstripe. 1.1759 0.04124 108 91 15 2
1804 May I say sir, it suits you very well. They'll never know you're a member of the Senate. 1.1759 0.03909 108 90 17 1
1805 We sell nothing but sheer quality. 1.1759 0.04329 108 92 13 3
1806 Do you have something in athleisure possum? 1.1759 0.04329 108 92 13 3
1807 Perfect, sir! It's absolutely ewe. 1.1759 0.03909 108 90 17 1
1808 It's great if you're going for that honest look. 1.1759 0.04525 108 93 11 4
1809 All the better to heat you with. 1.1759 0.04329 108 92 13 3
1810 Those furries will never see you coming 1.1759 0.04124 108 91 15 2
1811 Or you can be a wolf in zebra's clothing. 1.1759 0.04525 108 93 11 4
1812 Are you sure it isn’t too overdetermined on me? 1.1759 0.03909 108 90 17 1
1813 Will this eventually make me look fat? 1.1759 0.04525 108 93 11 4
1814 That looks marvelous, sir. Might I interest you in another idiom for the new year? 1.1759 0.04329 108 92 13 3
1815 I look delicious! Does it also come in black? 1.1759 0.04329 108 92 13 3
1816 Animal Sanctuaries don't take wolves 1.1759 0.03909 108 90 17 1
1817 Guess who farted. 1.1748 0.04236 103 87 14 2
1818 This being a female sheep, I'm worried about the male sheep. 1.1743 0.03876 109 90 17 1
1819 Sometimes it’s just good to know which way is up. 1.1714 0.04376 105 90 12 3
1820 10 years from now at Tesla Tower, Planet Mars. 1.1714 0.02327 105 90 15 0
1821 I like it, but don’t you think it’s been done to death? 1.1714 0.04581 105 91 10 4
1822 I sure hope you are as amenable as the local shepard from my town." 1.1714 0.03936 105 88 16 1
1823 Do I hand wash or machine wash? 1.1714 0.04376 105 90 12 3
1824 Nothing like a wool suit for a job in the city 1.1714 0.03696 105 87 18 0
1825 An even better look than the grandmother ensemble. 1.1714 0.03936 105 88 16 1
1826 I don't care what it costs; I want to get fleeced. 1.1714 0.03936 105 88 16 1
1827 The sheep skin looks very smart, but stripes are in this year, have you tried the zebra? 1.1714 0.04162 105 89 14 2
1828 "I just want to fit in!" 1.1714 0.03936 105 88 16 1
1829 Perfect for Harvey's going away party. 1.1714 0.04376 105 90 12 3
1830 I''ll take this; it's bound to make an expression." 1.1714 0.04162 105 89 14 2
1831 Yes sir, I assure you this is one of our best sellers. Your constituents will undoubtedly be convinced. 1.1714 0.03936 105 88 16 1
1832 Of course, Gray, I think you will blend right in... 1.1714 0.03696 105 87 18 0
1833 Care for some complementary mint jelly? 1.1714 0.04376 105 90 12 3
1834 Do you have anything in Grandmother? 1.1714 0.04376 105 90 12 3
1835 Is this Italian? 1.1714 0.04581 105 91 10 4
1836 May I offer you trappings beyond the trope? 1.1714 0.04162 105 89 14 2
1837 Will you take a Cheque? I'm good for it. 1.1714 0.03570 105 89 15 1
1838 You're right. It does showcase my great big eyes. 1.1714 0.04581 105 91 10 4
1839 It may not fit me, but it fits my sly personality perfectly. 1.1714 0.03936 105 88 16 1
1840 By George, this one tickles my inner Peacenik! 1.1714 0.04162 105 89 14 2
1841 Do you have something less idiomatic? 1.1714 0.04376 105 90 12 3
1842 They say you are what you eat! And, I'm dressed to kill! B-a-a-a-a-a-a-a-a! 1.1714 0.04162 105 89 14 2
1843 And it’s even on sale! 1.1714 0.03818 105 86 13 1
1844 So it's cliche? Too baaaad. 1.1714 0.04162 105 89 14 2
1845 Your inner self looks grand... 1.1714 0.04162 105 89 14 2
1846 Fast fashion. 1.1714 0.04376 105 90 12 3
1847 It's really you. 1.1714 0.04162 105 89 14 2
1848 She is so going to slay when she wears these! 1.1714 0.03818 105 90 13 2
1849 Hmm...does this makes me look TOO vulnerable? 1.1714 0.04162 105 89 14 2
1850 I think the change from elephant to sheep will suit your party nicely 1.1714 0.04777 105 92 8 5
1851 I'd like to really change things up. Do you have sharkskin? 1.1714 0.04376 105 90 12 3
1852 It's a good look for you, but a caution sir? You will shed. 1.1714 0.04376 105 90 12 3
1853 That is far and away our most popular clothing item with both corporate political parties. 1.1714 0.04376 105 90 12 3
1854 I wouldn’t say it’s ‘you,’ but suitable dinner attire. 1.1714 0.04162 105 89 14 2
1855 It might be a bit overdone, but, man, it feels good! 1.1714 0.04777 105 92 8 5
1856 It's a bit cliché. Do you have an elephant in the room? 1.1714 0.04777 105 92 8 5
1857 I'll take it! It's perfect for my trip to New Zealand, and truthfully, it's who I am! 1.1714 0.03936 105 88 16 1
1858 I'll take it! Do you accept lamb chops? 1.1714 0.04376 105 90 12 3
1859 It looks absolutely dreamy 1.1714 0.03818 105 89 12 2
1860 This would be the perfect disguise if I didn't have to pull the wool over my eyes! 1.1714 0.04162 105 89 14 2
1861 The lovely curls do make my pearly whites stand out, don't they? 1.1714 0.04376 105 90 12 3
1862 I don't know, would you believe me if you saw me on the street? 1.1714 0.03936 105 88 16 1
1863 Eh, too cliché. What else do you have in my size? 1.1714 0.04162 105 89 14 2
1864 Ya ever seen anyone look so damn innocent?! It’s me! 1.1714 0.04376 105 90 12 3
1865 And it works as smart casual! 1.1714 0.04162 105 89 14 2
1866 Can I return this after the election? 1.1714 0.04376 105 90 12 3
1867 You might prefer something a little less on the nose... 1.1714 0.04581 105 91 10 4
1868 Meh. Why bother? 1.1714 0.04376 105 90 12 3
1869 I also have a grandmother costume that I think you'll love 1.1714 0.03936 105 86 16 1
1870 Oh, this one is shear bliss. 1.1714 0.04581 105 91 10 4
1871 It's so me and so cliche chic. 1.1714 0.04162 105 89 14 2
1872 I guarantee your constituents will fall for it. 1.1714 0.04777 105 92 8 5
1873 Yes, you can’t go wrong with a classic. 1.1714 0.03936 105 88 16 1
1874 Baa ha ha! 1.1714 0.04581 105 91 10 4
1875 Fewer people are falling for it, but I just feel fabulous in it! 1.1714 0.04162 105 89 14 2
1876 looks better on me then when it was Mary's little lamb. 1.1714 0.03936 105 88 16 1
1877 I like it, but do you have it in faux? 1.1714 0.04376 105 90 12 3
1878 does the wool itch? 1.1714 0.04162 105 89 14 2
1879 You do look ravishing! 1.1714 0.04162 105 89 14 2
1880 Now what can you show me from the grandmothers department? 1.1714 0.03696 105 87 18 0
1881 Gorgeous! And, so, tell me where exactly is this organic sheep farm located ? 1.1714 0.04376 105 90 12 3
1882 Yes, it’s very soft. But is it me? 1.1714 0.04162 105 89 14 2
1883 I'll be wearing this to the Republican National Convention 1.1714 0.04581 105 91 10 4
1884 I'm so hungry, I could kill a whole farm 1.1714 0.04162 105 89 14 2
1885 Very good sir. Only two more and you’ll pull ahead of Don Jr. 1.1714 0.04581 105 91 10 4
1886 Don't I look just delicious? 1.1714 0.04162 105 89 14 2
1887 I'm not sure the pig is the image I want to project for this party. 1.1714 0.04162 105 89 14 2
1888 That never goes out of style, but perhaps you’d like to try something a little more original? 1.1714 0.04376 105 90 12 3
1889 Lets hit the dog show next 1.1714 0.04376 105 90 12 3
1890 Do you have anything in Ox? 1.1714 0.04581 105 91 10 4
1891 Nice, but do you think it makes me look a little too passive aggressive? 1.1714 0.04581 105 91 10 4
1892 This is tailor made for me. 1.1714 0.04162 105 89 14 2
1893 Cliche is in for 2020. 1.1714 0.04162 105 89 14 2
1894 Yes...Yes...This is what I'll wear to the inauguration. 1.1714 0.04376 105 90 12 3
1895 This feels a bit cliche 1.1714 0.04162 105 89 14 2
1896 No matter how many faces a wolf tries on, he is still a wolf. 1.1714 0.04581 105 91 10 4
1897 The sheep dog look is very hot right now 1.1714 0.04376 105 90 12 3
1898 A wolf in fine sheep’s clothing 1.1714 0.04376 105 90 12 3
1899 I love it. I am saying YES to the dress! 1.1714 0.04581 105 91 10 4
1900 Do you have this in black? I want to be a baa,baa black sheep. 1.1714 0.04162 105 89 14 2
1901 Let me try elephant or is that too scary? 1.1714 0.04376 105 90 12 3
1902 This suits me perfectly 1.1714 0.03936 105 88 16 1
1903 Nice selection but do you have any in kangaroo or wallaby? I am taking a trip to Australia. 1.1714 0.04376 105 90 12 3
1904 Does my butt look big in this? 1.1714 0.04376 105 90 12 3
1905 The new trend, sheepdoodle! 1.1714 0.04162 105 89 14 2
1906 Lassie will never know! 1.1714 0.04581 105 91 10 4
1907 Yes it looks good, but it’s a bit too cliched, don’t you think? 1.1714 0.04376 105 90 12 3
1908 May I suggest something that breathes more easily? 1.1714 0.04376 105 90 12 3
1909 Oh yeah this is PERFECT ! 1.1714 0.04376 105 90 12 3
1910 I want to blend in, but make a statement. 1.1714 0.03936 105 88 16 1
1911 Does this come in black sheep? 1.1714 0.03936 105 88 16 1
1912 No, I won't be dancing I just want to blend in. 1.1714 0.03696 105 87 18 0
1913 sheep’s clothing is, of course, the classic look, sit!” 1.1714 0.03936 105 88 16 1
1914 I’m getting the hang of this. Fetch me a Republican. 1.1714 0.04376 105 90 12 3
1915 Is it waterproof? 1.1714 0.04376 105 90 12 3
1916 You have this in more of a trusting look? 1.1714 0.04376 105 90 12 3
1917 [no caption needed] 1.1714 0.04376 105 90 12 3
1918 This will make me a meme! 1.1714 0.03936 105 88 16 1
1919 We also have it in black. 1.1714 0.04162 105 89 14 2
1920 Yes,of course, as you wish: ten, nine, eight, seven...™ 1.1650 0.04384 103 89 11 3
1921 Going up? 1.1650 0.04384 103 89 11 3
1922 HA HA HA! | WAS OUT THERE FOR JUST A WEEK AND TOTALLY FORGOT ABOUT GRAVITY 1.1650 0.04596 103 90 9 4
1923 Going down. 1.1650 0.04384 103 89 11 3
1924 You are correct, this one DOES make a statement! 1.1650 0.04384 103 89 11 3
1925 Perhaps you would be more comfortable in your own skin. 1.1650 0.03926 103 87 15 1
1926 Clichéd, but I like it. 1.1650 0.03676 103 86 17 0
1927 American politics. 1.1650 0.04161 103 88 13 2
1928 I think that one will make you look more sheepish, Sir 1.1650 0.04384 103 89 11 3
1929 Perfect fit, Sir. No one could possibly recognize your personality disorder in that costume. 1.1650 0.04384 103 89 11 3
1930 Agreed, dangerously handsome. I’ll take it. 1.1650 0.03926 103 87 15 1
1931 Other pieces are just fine but giving up on classics is hard. 1.1650 0.04161 103 88 13 2
1932 I’m tired of being outside looking in. 1.1650 0.04384 103 89 11 3
1933 Nice! I'm sure to get the most votes with this one. 1.1650 0.04161 103 88 13 2
1934 Yes! I’ll take this! And I even like the sound of it, “Wolf in sheep’s clothing”! 1.1650 0.04161 103 88 13 2
1935 The sheep is too expected. Let's try something endangered next. 1.1650 0.03926 103 87 15 1
1936 This one really fits the allegory, ya know? 1.1650 0.03676 103 86 17 0
1937 Sheep is so de rigueur. Blow them away with pig. 1.1650 0.03676 103 86 17 0
1938 It’s synthetic, but no one will be able to tell the difference. 1.1650 0.04161 103 88 13 2
1939 Do you have this in Grandma? 1.1650 0.03926 103 87 15 1
1940 A classic. Boardroom or boudoir inappropriate, but it’s me, too! 1.1650 0.04384 103 89 10 3
1941 I’ve worked hard; I’ve earned it; I will not apologize. 1.1650 0.03926 103 87 15 1
1942 We're expecting a shipment of equally impressive cockadoodle coats nex week. 1.1650 0.04384 103 89 11 3
1943 Now I can tell my wife I’m vegan. 1.1650 0.04596 103 90 9 4
1944 It is one of our most popular. 1.1650 0.03926 103 87 15 1
1945 I’m gonna kill at the annual Chicken Coop Eggs-Travaganza! 1.1650 0.04161 103 88 13 2
1946 Does it make me look fat 1.1650 0.04596 103 90 9 4
1947 It's a loose fit, but I plan to remedy that! 1.1650 0.04596 103 90 9 4
1948 I'm going to the party as Jeff Bezos! 1.1650 0.03926 103 87 15 1
1949 Yes, the sheep outfit is a favorite among my wolf clients. I'm not sure why. 1.1650 0.04384 103 89 11 3
1950 I'll take it! It will be great for picking up lambs. 1.1650 0.03676 103 86 17 0
1951 This is the one! Wearing this, I can slay all day! 1.1650 0.04161 103 88 13 2
1952 I like it! It makes me look innocent, yet still flirty. 1.1650 0.04161 103 88 13 2
1953 Are you sure this is an original design? I feel I've seen it before. 1.1650 0.03676 103 86 17 0
1954 May I suggest sir, the gnu would be more you. 1.1650 0.03926 103 87 15 1
1955 For this New Years, I am going with a traditional look 1.1650 0.04045 103 89 9 3
1956 Put the hoodie on, I'll cut the price tag, and you're all set! 1.1650 0.04384 103 89 11 3
1957 When business started declining, Victor began combining Aesop's Fables with his taxidermy skills as a new marketing initiative. 1.1650 0.03926 103 87 15 1
1958 I can’t believe this wool is vegan. 1.1650 0.04161 103 88 13 2
1959 I like it, but no. My anti-fur friends will it me alive. 1.1650 0.03544 103 88 14 1
1960 Do you have anything with a hood? 1.1650 0.04384 103 89 11 3
1961 The skins are faux, in case your vegan. 1.1650 0.04161 103 88 13 2
1962 Oops. Forgot my wallet. 1.1600 0.02551 100 87 10 1
1963 We choose to go to the sixth floor! 1.1600 0.04431 100 87 10 3
1964 And that’s when I told my wife. Honey, I need some space 1.1600 0.04431 100 87 10 3
1965 YOU DO KNOW WHEN YOU INTERVIEW FOR NASA THEY DON’T MAKE YOU WEAR THE SUIT? 1.1600 0.04197 100 86 12 2
1966 How about something that breathes a little? 1.1600 0.04197 100 86 12 2
1967 Sheep looks exquisite on you! 1.1600 0.04197 100 86 12 2
1968 No, I'm sorry we don't have anything by Prada - but you have to understand the Devil doesn't either. 1.1600 0.04197 100 86 12 2
1969 You must be the new taxidermist? 1.1600 0.04431 100 87 10 3
1970 Does this sheep make me look baaaaad? 1.1600 0.04197 100 86 12 2
1971 Which animal are you? 1.1600 0.03949 100 85 14 1
1972 I’ll go with the merino wool. 1.1600 0.03949 100 85 14 1
1973 It's our best selling "Dinner Jacket" 1.1600 0.04431 100 87 10 3
1974 This ensemble will look lovely at your dinner party. 1.1600 0.04197 100 86 12 2
1975 Sir, this might be more in line with your taste preference! Sebouh Kandilian Lexington ma 1.1600 0.03949 100 85 14 1
1976 I'm afraid that freshly delivered lamb chops tomorow will not satisfy a credit issued today for this suit Sir. 1.1600 0.04654 100 88 8 4
1977 It’s so me. I’ll take it! 1.1600 0.04654 100 88 8 4
1978 Indeed Mr. Belfort, this is the same suit Leo wore in the movie. 1.1600 0.04654 100 88 8 4
1979 It's vintage and cliched, but yes sir, yes sir, three bags full! 1.1600 0.04654 100 88 8 4
1980 Excellent choice, sir - shall we charge it to Dr. Jackel or Mr. Hide? 1.1600 0.04431 100 87 10 3
1981 Republican 1.1600 0.04197 100 86 12 2
1982 These are all pieces from our Hemingway line. 1.1600 0.03949 100 85 14 1
1983 You had me at "same-day, in-store pickup." 1.1600 0.03949 100 85 14 1
1984 Perfect! It doesn't make me look fat. 1.1600 0.03949 100 85 14 1
1985 I do say, this one has a certain... je ne sais quoi. 1.1600 0.04431 100 87 10 3
1986 And these are all faux fur, right? 1.1600 0.03949 100 85 14 1
1987 This makes me look fat, have anything more slimming? 1.1600 0.03685 100 84 16 0
1988 I don't think the sheepish look is really me. May I try on the udder one? 1.1600 0.04197 100 86 12 2
1989 Well, shear, but at what cost? 1.1600 0.03949 100 85 14 1
1990 Perfect! Do you offer a selection of grandma skins? 1.1600 0.04431 100 87 10 3
1991 Got any grandmas? 1.1600 0.03545 100 86 13 1
1992 They are safe to wear; none is a fur. 1.1600 0.03949 100 85 14 1
1993 It's a baa-gain! 1.1600 0.04654 100 88 8 4
1994 I can fall asleep in this! 1.1600 0.04197 100 86 12 2
1995 I can’t wait to see the look on Red’s face! 1.1600 0.03545 100 86 13 1
1996 Perfect fit Charles. It's breathtaking. 1.1600 0.03088 100 87 12 1
1997 Very believable sir, but may I suggest no humping. 1.1600 0.04197 100 86 12 2
1998 White after Labor Day is the one thing they aren’t sheepish about. 1.1600 0.04431 100 87 10 3
1999 Wool you be paying cash or card? 1.1600 0.04431 100 87 10 3
2000 May I suggest something a tad more familiar to your menu. 1.1600 0.04431 100 87 10 3
2001 The goat goes 'Maa.' The sheep says "Baa.' 1.1600 0.04197 100 86 12 2
2002 I'll take them all. 1.1600 0.04197 100 86 12 2
2003 Yes, sir, a perfect call. 1.1600 0.04431 100 87 10 3
2004 Very in, very much the mode, sir! Good choice. 1.1600 0.04197 100 86 12 2
2005 Whatever it Takes! 1.1600 0.04197 100 86 12 2
2006 Definitely not a "cliche." -- rather a "classic". 1.1600 0.04431 100 87 10 3
2007 I was hoping to pull the wool over their eyes, not the other way around. 1.1600 0.03949 100 85 14 1
2008 It's the thing running for office 1.1600 0.04431 100 87 10 3
2009 I can’t believe you can still sell these. It’s free and effective to shout I AM NOT A WOLF.” 1.1600 0.04654 100 88 8 4
2010 It’s PERFECT... My other suit makes me look too elderly. 1.1600 0.04197 100 86 12 2
2011 I like it, but it's just not me. 1.1600 0.04197 100 86 12 2
2012 It's understated, but I like it. 1.1600 0.04197 100 86 12 2
2013 Da! This is perfect for my meeting at the White House. 1.1600 0.04431 100 87 10 3
2014 Perfect! My spring wardrobe is lacking fleece. 1.1600 0.04431 100 87 10 3
2015 Ah yes, lamb's wool is soft and also brings out your wonderful smile. 1.1600 0.03949 100 85 14 1
2016 Can't wait till the wife sees me in this, she won't even recognize me! 1.1600 0.04431 100 87 10 3
2017 Sir, Little Miss Riding Hood is visiting her grandmother. 1.1600 0.04431 100 87 10 3
2018 Google doesn't even have an entry for zombie 1.1600 0.03949 100 85 14 1
2019 Contest #692 "Addison Finch himself said it...You never really understand a person until you climb in his skin and walk around in it." 1.1600 0.04431 100 87 10 3
2020 This look is the baaast! 1.1600 0.03685 100 84 16 0
2021 Yes, sir, it is breathable. 1.1600 0.04197 100 86 12 2
2022 For so long I've been an I Don't Have A Thing to Wear Wolf. 1.1600 0.04431 100 87 10 3
2023 Sweater weather! 1.1600 0.04431 100 87 10 3
2024 Reginald, the IRS is after me for tax fraud, take these furs to the store house and after that shred the documents. 1.1600 0.04431 100 87 10 3
2025 Yessiree, this one brings out the lobo in me! 1.1600 0.04654 100 88 8 4
2026 You’re right. The flocking is perfect. I’ll take it! 1.1600 0.04197 100 86 12 2
2027 Are you sure this will get me access to the more tender bites of meat? 1.1600 0.03949 100 85 14 1
2028 Now this one I like. Does it come in black footie pajamas? 1.1600 0.04197 100 86 12 2
2029 Classic! But the zebra’s better for the African safari. 1.1600 0.04197 100 86 12 2
2030 It might be a cliché, but I love it! Do you have it in Shetland? 1.1600 0.04197 100 86 12 2
2031 Sir, you do know that our “Mercury suite” isn’t actually Mercury, right? 1.1584 0.04390 101 88 10 3
2032 To be fair, you didn’t Say you WEREN’T a bathroom attendant. (M 1.1584 0.04390 101 88 10 3
2033 I'll be dressed to kill. 1.1584 0.03913 101 86 14 1
2034 As we start the fitting process the first thing we need to know is if you dress to the left or the right. 1.1584 0.03913 101 86 14 1
2035 Is it real wool? I'm not a synthetics guy. 1.1584 0.03651 101 85 16 0
2036 Don't you think I'm going to hang out with you! 1.1584 0.04158 101 87 12 2
2037 This will give me something to wear for my trial tomorrow 1.1584 0.04390 101 88 10 3
2038 One cannot go wrong with the classic, sire. 1.1584 0.03651 101 85 16 0
2039 Yes, it's our best wool, but the well-dressed are going with something more porcine or bovine this year. 1.1584 0.04158 101 87 12 2
2040 I make this cliché look good. 1.1584 0.04158 101 87 12 2
2041 If only it weren't such a cliche 1.1584 0.04158 101 87 12 2
2042 Would Sir like to buy the farm? 1.1584 0.04158 101 87 12 2
2043 This is perfect for my birthday dinner tonight. 1.1584 0.03913 101 86 14 1
2044 It's the real me! 1.1584 0.04390 101 88 10 3
2045 This one is from our heritage line. 1.1584 0.04390 101 88 10 3
2046 I trust your inventory is sustainability sourced... 1.1584 0.03913 101 86 14 1
2047 Add a snout, some stripes, horns and an utter and I'll take it! 1.1584 0.04390 101 88 10 3
2048 Oh yeah, that’s the stuff! 1.1584 0.00995 101 90 9 1
2049 Not Baaaaaaaaad. 1.1584 0.04158 101 87 12 2
2050 Can I see something from the Old McDonald collection? 1.1584 0.04158 101 87 12 2
2051 It really suits you, sir. 1.1584 0.03651 101 85 16 0
2052 I'm keeping kosher this year too. 1.1584 0.04158 101 87 12 2
2053 The look is fierce, but I'm worried its a little cliché. 1.1584 0.03913 101 86 14 1
2054 This'll just slay 'em down at the farm! 1.1584 0.03651 101 85 16 0
2055 You are sure this is artificial. I'm going to the PETA ball. 1.1584 0.04158 101 87 12 2
2056 You’re right, this is better. I felt ridiculous in that sheikh’s clothing. 1.1584 0.04158 101 87 12 2
2057 Do you want that delivered or will you wear that at the farm house?" 1.1584 0.04158 101 87 12 2
2058 Nice. Now I just need a good campaign slogan and I’m ready for 2020. 1.1584 0.04158 101 87 12 2
2059 I like it! I like it! 1.1584 0.03913 101 86 14 1
2060 I think this is the one, Charles. 1.1584 0.03913 101 86 14 1
2061 I’m feeling sheepish. 1.1546 0.03690 97 82 15 0
2062 What a big butt this makes me look like I have! 1.1546 0.03053 97 84 11 1
2063 I like to dress for the job I want. 1.1546 0.03971 97 83 13 1
2064 Yes, that's right! I was just cast in "Dances with Sheep" 1.1546 0.03542 97 81 12 1
2065 Too idiomatic. Do you have anything less of a cliche yet a bit more allegorical? 1.1546 0.04479 97 85 9 3
2066 This is so unlike me.. I’ll take it.. 1.1546 0.03971 97 83 13 1
2067 need some space! 1.1531 0.04436 98 86 9 3
2068 There was no prep for this small talk thing. 1.1531 0.03933 98 84 13 1
2069 Dtchete tall halted hated snd elnelice! 1.1531 0.04192 98 85 11 2
2070 Today I am working from home. 1.1531 0.04065 98 87 8 3
2071 Perhaps you have taken the advice to bring protections for the date too literally, Sir. 1.1531 0.04436 98 86 9 3
2072 Sic itur ad astra? 1.1531 0.04436 98 86 9 3
2073 The floor is essentially tile 1.1531 0.04436 98 86 9 3
2074 I think you're taking "Space needle" too literally 1.1531 0.03933 98 84 13 1
2075 I already warned that a rooftop disco named ‘Space’ would lead to misunderstandings 1.1531 0.04436 98 86 9 3
2076 I had red paint thrown all over my last one 1.1531 0.03933 98 84 13 1
2077 And you say we can capture 70% of votes with this? 1.1531 0.04192 98 85 11 2
2078 Since I’ve gone vegan, I just want to scare the bejesus out of Red. 1.1531 0.04192 98 85 11 2
2079 Wrap this one up for me. The resolution to go vegan can wait another year. 1.1531 0.03933 98 84 13 1
2080 I love it! Let me treat you to dinner. 1.1531 0.04192 98 85 11 2
2081 I've always had an affinity for second-hand clothes. 1.1531 0.03656 98 83 15 0
2082 I like the dash of erudition the sheepskin adds. 1.1531 0.03933 98 84 13 1
2083 Odd. I suddenly feel really stupid. 1.1531 0.04436 98 86 9 3
2084 I am not sure how hungry I am for tonight's hunt. 1.1531 0.03933 98 84 13 1
2085 Will you take a post-dated cheque? 1.1531 0.03656 98 83 15 0
2086 Eh. Too cliche. 1.1531 0.03933 98 84 13 1
2087 Again ... I do NOT know how people could be so blind as to NOT know the danger of letting in a WOLF-in-SHEEP's-Clothing. 1.1531 0.04436 98 86 9 3
2088 Impeccable taste. Somethings never go out of style. 1.1531 0.03933 98 84 13 1
2089 I must admit, no one does the Golden Fleece like Brooks Brothers. 1.1531 0.03933 98 84 13 1
2090 Save you teeth for smiling sir, and leave the killing to us! 1.1531 0.04192 98 85 11 2
2091 Do you think it’s me? 1.1531 0.03933 98 84 13 1
2092 If National Geographic won't take me, at least I should get into the 4H magazine. 1.1531 0.03656 98 83 15 0
2093 Surprisingly, they’re all vegan. 1.1531 0.04436 98 86 9 3
2094 There's really a lot to be excited about. 1.1531 0.03933 98 84 13 1
2095 It looks nice, but no matter what, you’re still the French horn. 1.1531 0.04192 98 85 11 2
2096 Ah yes- a Lamb Chop costume. Sorry... My wife has a weird puppet fetish. 1.1531 0.03933 98 84 13 1
2097 Just don't tell the folks at PETA what we're up to... 1.1531 0.03026 98 86 11 1
2098 Yes Sir, this is the latest Riding Hood style 1.1531 0.04436 98 86 9 3
2099 Shall I wrap that Mr. Secretary, or, would you prefer to wear it back on your government jet? 1.1531 0.04667 98 87 7 4
2100 I look like a snack. 1.1531 0.04192 98 85 11 2
2101 A bit cliché don't you think? 1.1531 0.04192 98 85 11 2
2102 Give me three pigs to try on. Jude Bauer 1.1531 0.04192 98 85 11 2
2103 Your 'little black dress,' I would say. 1.1531 0.03933 98 84 13 1
2104 I think you’ll especially enjoy this one, Mr. Wolf. It’s most original. 1.1531 0.04192 98 85 11 2
2105 Prada! 1.1531 0.03933 98 84 13 1
2106 Does this make my butt look fat? 1.1531 0.04192 98 85 11 2
2107 Can I box that up for you, sir, or would you like to wear it out? 1.1531 0.03656 98 83 15 0
2108 I love it, but was it ethically sourced? 1.1531 0.04192 98 85 11 2
2109 now that makes a political statement! 1.1531 0.03933 98 84 13 1
2110 Ah yeah. That’s what I’m talking abaaaaaaht! 1.1531 0.03026 98 86 11 1
2111 What do you want to present to your audience today mr. Fox? 1.1531 0.03933 98 84 13 1
2112 I am enjoying your retaliation collection. No mercy 1.1531 0.03933 98 84 13 1
2113 I love it. This could be the start of a great meme. 1.1531 0.04192 98 85 11 2
2114 I have it in a softer llama if you prefer. 1.1531 0.03933 98 84 13 1
2115 After spending 40 days in a room together, it was time for the animals to leave the ark. 1.1531 0.03933 98 84 13 1
2116 You were right! This wool blend DOES breathe better! 1.1531 0.03933 98 84 13 1
2117 Can I see something more along the lines of a wolf in mink's clothing? 1.1531 0.04192 98 85 11 2
2118 Others may see only sheep, but you will know you wear locally sourced, free range, organic wool. 1.1531 0.03933 98 84 13 1
2119 Doesn't this labradoodle coat really suit me? 1.1531 0.04192 98 85 11 2
2120 Are you going for comfort or style? 1.1531 0.04436 98 86 9 3
2121 Better, better. It’s between this and the unicorn clothing. 1.1531 0.03195 98 84 14 0
2122 It puts the cape in the basket, and does as it's told. 1.1531 0.03933 98 84 13 1
2123 Ah, monsieur, you look fabelous! 1.1531 0.04436 98 86 9 3
2124 You just can't beat Merino wool... 1.1531 0.04192 98 85 11 2
2125 These are a little less expensive but not as warm. 1.1531 0.03656 98 83 15 0
2126 And could you suggest a suitable wine to go with sheep? 1.1531 0.03933 98 84 13 1
2127 Yes, but does it look too cliche? 1.1531 0.03933 98 84 13 1
2128 It's just kinda, meh. 1.1531 0.04192 98 85 11 2
2129 So you think the wolf/sheep juxtaposition is the way to go, huh? 1.1531 0.04192 98 85 11 2
2130 Excellent choice! That one is from our free-range collection. 1.1531 0.03933 98 84 13 1
2131 Before we ring these up, let me see something in a smug, happy salesperson... 1.1531 0.03933 98 84 13 1
2132 It's even hypoallergenic, so those pigs don't stand a chance! 1.1531 0.04192 98 85 11 2
2133 It's between this and the Trojan horse." 1.1531 0.04192 98 85 11 2
2134 The sexy grandmother costume was a big hit last year. 1.1531 0.04192 98 85 11 2
2135 An unfortunate end to Noah's Ark 1.1531 0.04436 98 86 9 3
2136 Oh yeah...Obama’s got nothing on me now! 1.1531 0.04436 98 86 9 3
2137 Deep down I''ve always felt like more of a sheep in wolf's clothing. It's about time for a change. 1.1531 0.04436 98 86 9 3
2138 Funny, but maybe a little too ironic? 1.1531 0.03656 98 83 15 0
2139 THAT IS DEFINITELY EWE! 1.1531 0.03656 98 83 15 0
2140 I dunno. This "wolf in sheep's clothing" look seems so yesterday. 1.1531 0.03933 98 84 13 1
2141 You’d never guess, I’m vegan. Meat gives me the toots. 1.1531 0.04192 98 85 11 2
2142 Yes, this one is quite yummy. 1.1531 0.04436 98 86 9 3
2143 Ah, just the cut I was looking for! 1.1531 0.03933 98 84 13 1
2144 If I may be so bold, you will most definitely be the center of attention at the moment of the great reveal. 1.1531 0.03933 98 84 13 1
2145 Not bad sir but I would go with the pigskin. I assure you It’ll blow them away. 1.1531 0.03933 98 84 13 1
2146 Yes, it’s 100% organic sherling, sustainably raised in free-range pasture 1.1531 0.03933 98 84 13 1
2147 Will ewe be wearing it out? 1.1531 0.04192 98 85 11 2
2148 She’s gonna like the way I look. You’ve guaranteed it. 1.1531 0.04192 98 85 11 2
2149 You say it'll stretch if I put on a little weight around the middle... 1.1531 0.03933 98 84 13 1
2150 I have no problem with real fur. 1.1531 0.04192 98 85 11 2
2151 One for the White House and two for the Tower, Mr. President. 1.1531 0.03933 98 84 13 1
2152 You don't think it's too cliché? 1.1531 0.04192 98 85 11 2
2153 Wall Street's leaning more African this season, sir. 1.1531 0.03933 98 84 13 1
2154 You're right: It has just the right touch of verismo. 1.1531 0.03933 98 84 13 1
2155 I’m looking for something that says ‘Intoxicating but not dangerous.’ 1.1531 0.03933 98 84 13 1
2156 Wow, I just adore Gucci's take on animal prints! 1.1531 0.04192 98 85 11 2
2157 Does this coat make me look fat? 1.1531 0.03933 98 84 13 1
2158 I prefer cashmere." 1.1531 0.03933 98 84 13 1
2159 None of you would be here if it weren't for my deserved narcissism. 1.1531 0.03509 98 85 12 1
2160 This is sumptuous, inside and out! 1.1531 0.03656 98 83 15 0
2161 Thanks for shopping at Galore Skins, Please come again" 1.1531 0.04192 98 85 11 2
2162 Think of me as Alt Livestock. 1.1531 0.04436 98 86 9 3
2163 It's the favorite of billionaire-backed climate change activists. 1.1531 0.04192 98 85 11 2
2164 Excellent choice sir,this will give you a lot of panache at the Bankers' Ball." 1.1531 0.04192 98 85 11 2
2165 Ewe got it right this time! 1.1531 0.04192 98 85 11 2
2166 Hey! I think the next one is endangered! 1.1531 0.03933 98 84 13 1
2167 Perfect...people will talk about this for years! 1.1531 0.04436 98 86 9 3
2168 Ooooo, Giorgio Ironi, you say? 1.1531 0.03656 98 83 15 0
2169 "I think I'll take this one. No sheep worth its fleece would ever believe I was a milk cow." 1.1531 0.04436 98 86 9 3
2170 If I may say so, sir.. it doesn't look like a tired cliché on you. 1.1531 0.03656 98 83 15 0
2171 I'll take it, but I don't have any cash. I'll trade you a red hood and a grandma costume. 1.1531 0.03656 98 83 15 0
2172 Ahhh, this ensemble reminds me of a crazy night when I got caught by a shepherd but nobody listened when he sounded the alarm." 1.1531 0.04192 98 85 11 2
2173 Is this the one you designed for Mr. Epstein? 1.1531 0.04192 98 85 11 2
2174 Are these in faux fur? I am trying to be more of an environmentalist 1.1531 0.03509 98 85 12 1
2175 I'm a bit worried what PETA will say about this 1.1531 0.03656 98 83 15 0
2176 A wolf in sheep's clothing is so old. A new look would bring more success, try these ! 1.1531 0.04192 98 85 11 2
2177 They’re a little too fashion forward for me—I’m gonna go with the classic look. 1.1531 0.04192 98 85 11 2
2178 Quite excellent sir, would you like to try the sheepskin Uggs next to complete this ensemble? 1.1531 0.04192 98 85 11 2
2179 It's 100% cotton just as you requested 1.1531 0.04436 98 86 9 3
2180 It's the right look. But is it faux?" 1.1531 0.03933 98 84 13 1
2181 Ah yes, you should see who I sold the Little Red Riding Hood costume to. 1.1531 0.03656 98 83 15 0
2182 and liddle lamzy will divey! 1.1531 0.03933 98 84 13 1
2183 Hah, think they can make more idioms of me now, do they? I'll show them! 1.1531 0.03933 98 84 13 1
2184 Since Wonka’s Factory, Charlie had been playing it safe 1.1489 0.03844 94 83 9 2
2185 One too many small steps for man today, sir? 1.1489 0.04267 94 82 10 2
2186 Welcome to our planet, Sir. you have a pleasant stay! Hope 1.1489 0.04267 94 82 10 2
2187 ‘Earth orbits parking lot. Left my roadster there...’ 1.1489 0.04267 94 82 10 2
2188 You’ nl get used t to ‘the smell eventually, maybe even love it. 1.1489 0.04267 94 82 10 2
2189 One small step for man, one giant leap for mankind ‘ ,Oh ok, you must be heading up to COP 25‘ 1.1489 0.04527 94 83 8 3
2190 You just have to push the right button and you go up. 1.1489 0.04527 94 83 8 3
2191 You know... you might find the presence of gravity here quite useful. 1.1489 0.03990 94 81 12 1
2192 And your wife, Mr Johnson? Did you leave her on the moon? 1.1489 0.03990 94 81 12 1
2193 Don’t stop until we lose gravity. 1.1489 0.04527 94 83 8 3
2194 its the 10th floor already and i'm starting to belive they made these 10 stars up 1.1489 0.03990 94 81 12 1
2195 Please take one giant leap off the lift for mankind 1.1489 0.02371 94 84 9 1
2196 as the bellhop pressed the button, he looked back and suddenly realized teh gravity of the situation 1.1489 0.04773 94 84 6 4
2197 you need to stop taking your work home with yo 1.1489 0.04267 94 82 10 2
2198 This is as high as it goes. 1.1489 0.04527 94 83 8 3
2199 Yeah, Houston was sick of all my problems. 1.1489 0.04267 94 82 10 2
2200 ‘Its only a small step sir’ 1.1489 0.03990 94 81 12 1
2201 Darn it, | forgot the flag. 1.1489 0.04267 94 82 10 2
2202 This iSait4 he 1.1489 0.04267 94 82 10 2
2203 Mr. Kubrick’s floor please. 1.1489 0.04267 94 82 10 2
2204 Moonwalk contest, on the right sir 1.1489 0.03990 94 81 12 1
2205 Enough climate change for today? 1.1489 0.04527 94 83 8 3
2206 So many disguises, I feel almost human. 1.1489 0.04267 94 82 10 2
2207 They won’t see you coming, sir. 1.1489 0.04267 94 82 10 2
2208 Finally - a faux fur option for the morally conscious consumer. 1.1489 0.04527 94 83 8 3
2209 This one will truly pull the wool over their eyes, sir. 1.1489 0.03990 94 81 12 1
2210 Fetching, sir! Will that be catch or carry? 1.1489 0.04267 94 82 10 2
2211 It's ravishing! 1.1489 0.04267 94 82 10 2
2212 Are you trying to pull the wool over my eyes? 1.1489 0.03692 94 80 14 0
2213 The chef is testing new recipes — he wants a turducken alternative. 1.1489 0.04267 94 82 10 2
2214 How about something less obvious 1.1489 0.03990 94 81 12 1
2215 A slight change from 365 days ago, huh? 1.1489 0.04267 94 82 10 2
2216 Too bad I'm allergic to wool 1.1489 0.03990 94 81 12 1
2217 Do you have something in a grandma outfit? Ed Neufeld 1.1489 0.04267 94 82 10 2
2218 May I say, Sir, that makes you look docile, but threatening! 1.1489 0.03990 94 81 12 1
2219 Is that woolsale price? 1.1489 0.03533 94 81 11 1
2220 Ah, what we sacrifice in the name of fashion! 1.1489 0.04527 94 83 8 3
2221 What's the resale value? 1.1489 0.04267 94 82 10 2
2222 The past of fashion. 1.1489 0.04267 94 82 10 2
2223 Yessss......I can work with this!" 1.1489 0.03990 94 81 12 1
2224 Ewe is not dangerous, ewe is just fluffy. 1.1489 0.03990 94 81 12 1
2225 Oh, that’s so ewe. 1.1489 0.03990 94 81 12 1
2226 Yes, we here at Aesop's Clothiers are very proud of that one. You'll be the hit of the party." "Party? What par… Oh, yeah, right. party. It's a great disguise, I mean costume." "Indubitably, sir. 1.1489 0.04527 94 83 8 3
2227 It’s lovely, but is it me? 1.1489 0.03990 94 81 12 1
2228 Oh, it’s so you, darling. 1.1489 0.03692 94 80 14 0
2229 Perfect, Henri! This will baa-baa-blind him! 1.1489 0.04267 94 82 10 2
2230 Let’s try the Llama again. This one looks a bit cliche. 1.1489 0.03990 94 81 12 1
2231 Do you have a little something in red? Perhaps a riding hood? 1.1489 0.03193 94 81 13 0
2232 Does this make me look like a cliche? 1.1489 0.03990 94 81 12 1
2233 Now be honest Jeeves, do my teeth look too big in this? 1.1489 0.03990 94 81 12 1
2234 This one looks vaguely familiar. 1.1489 0.03692 94 80 14 0
2235 Now, that's what I'm talkin' about! 1.1489 0.03990 94 81 12 1
2236 Touché but too cliché. 1.1489 0.04267 94 82 10 2
2237 I just can't decide. Which one looks more, uh, 'proverbial' to you? 1.1489 0.04267 94 82 10 2
2238 Yes sir, your ass does indeed look quite scrumptious. 1.1489 0.03990 94 81 12 1
2239 Does this coat make my hips look big? 1.1489 0.04267 94 82 10 2
2240 My grandfather had one just like this. 1.1489 0.03692 94 79 14 0
2241 Too cliché. 1.1489 0.04267 94 82 10 2
2242 Does this skin make me look fat? 1.1489 0.04267 94 82 10 2
2243 ...no, I really like this one... 1.1489 0.04267 94 82 10 2
2244 This one's perfect. I'll take it. 1.1489 0.04527 94 82 8 3
2245 You'll be dressed to kill in this tasty little number 1.1489 0.04527 94 83 8 3
2246 Do you think this makes me look friendly? 1.1489 0.03692 94 80 14 0
2247 Ah, yes, you're right...this is much better than those skinny leg outfits! 1.1489 0.04267 94 82 10 2
2248 In my opinion, the Elsie suit better encapsulates your feminine side. 1.1489 0.03692 94 80 14 0
2249 Perfect for the Inaugural Ball. 1.1489 0.04527 94 83 8 3
2250 Please let me call the 3 little pigs tailor for you 1.1489 0.04267 94 82 10 2
2251 I should have tried this one first! 1.1489 0.03692 94 80 14 0
2252 Nice, but overpriced. I'm tired of getting fleeced. 1.1489 0.04527 94 83 8 3
2253 Our safari line offers a superb element of surprise simply not achieved in sheep’s clothing. 1.1489 0.03990 94 81 12 1
2254 Does this ba-a-a make my bark look big? 1.1489 0.04267 94 82 10 2
2255 The wolf is running this show! 1.1489 0.04527 94 83 8 3
2256 I believe I also have a Grandmother costume that I think would work quite well for you. 1.1489 0.03692 94 80 14 0
2257 Does this wool make me feel fat? 1.1489 0.04267 94 82 10 2
2258 I look great but what do you have in a hoodie? 1.1489 0.03990 94 81 12 1
2259 But, do you think it’s too last year? 1.1489 0.03990 94 81 11 1
2260 That's it, Bo Peep here we come! 1.1489 0.03990 94 81 12 1
2261 Yes, this will catch the person who's been stealing my lunch at work. 1.1489 0.03990 94 81 12 1
2262 Yes. It's exactly the granny look I wanted. 1.1489 0.04267 94 82 10 2
2263 Ooo, yes. Does it come in cashmere? 1.1489 0.04267 94 82 10 2
2264 Just beautiful! Perfect for my re-election campaign. 1.1489 0.03692 94 80 14 0
2265 Nope. I look entirely too sheepish in this. 1.1489 0.04267 94 82 10 2
2266 Oh! Ms. Sheep, You look ravishable in Mr. Wolf's clothing. 1.1489 0.04527 94 83 8 3
2267 Animal House of Dior 1.1489 0.03990 94 81 12 1
2268 It's nice, but mutton is so yesteryear! 1.1489 0.04267 94 82 10 2
2269 It's lovely. I'll take it. 1.1489 0.04267 94 82 10 2
2270 Yes, you're so right, we need zippers! 1.1489 0.04267 94 82 10 2
2271 My recent weight loss problem is about to go away! 1.1489 0.03990 94 81 12 1
2272 I'd like to try the cow again, but I'm definitely leaning toward the sheep 1.1489 0.03990 94 81 12 1
2273 Adding the extra lovely eyes to these husks was darned cunning. 1.1489 0.04267 94 82 10 2
2274 Much better than Granny's nightgown! 1.1489 0.04267 94 82 10 2
2275 It's very versatile -- works great as synecdoche too. 1.1489 0.03990 94 81 12 1
2276 Do you have anything in husky fit?” 1.1489 0.03990 94 81 12 0
2277 You’re right... I even feel like the average investor... 1.1489 0.04527 94 83 8 3
2278 Oh, now this is really 'me'! 1.1489 0.04267 94 82 10 2
2279 If my mother could see me now. 1.1489 0.04527 94 83 8 3
2280 I take this one, and the cow for my wife: she's gonna love this sexual role-play. 1.1489 0.04527 94 83 8 3
2281 Ooh I love it! I'll be the most popular girl at the Prom!! 1.1489 0.04267 94 82 9 2
2282 Ah, so you're a perfect size 10 ... (whispers) just what we've been looking for. 1.1489 0.03692 94 80 14 0
2283 With this,I will slay them 1.1489 0.03990 94 81 12 1
2284 Suits you, Sir. 1.1489 0.04267 94 82 10 2
2285 Ahhh..a wolf in 50% sheep's clothing and 50% polyester 1.1489 0.03990 94 81 12 1
2286 Sheppard? No it's Van Huesen and your's 1.1489 0.02371 94 84 9 1
2287 I think I look fat in this. I’ll take it. 1.1489 0.03990 94 80 12 1
2288 I said I wanted something cheap. 1.1489 0.03692 94 80 14 0
2289 Ah, yes! This one is definitely 'me'! 1.1489 0.04267 94 82 10 2
2290 Yes, yes this is more like it, but could you add a bit of Woolite for sensory ambience? 1.1489 0.03990 94 81 12 1
2291 The Costume Department is pleased that you are pleased. 1.1489 0.03990 94 81 12 1
2292 Very chic, sir, but sheep's clothing was last year's look 1.1489 0.03692 94 80 14 0
2293 The classic wolf in sheep's clothing never goes out of style. 1.1489 0.03692 94 80 14 0
2294 You look marvelous, madam. They won't suspect a thing. 1.1489 0.04267 94 82 10 2
2295 Now, it's every sheep has an inner wolf! 1.1489 0.03990 94 81 12 1
2296 Let's go further and get a pig and a cow. 1.1489 0.04267 94 82 10 2
2297 I like it! It matches my teeth. 1.1489 0.03990 94 81 12 1
2298 Perhaps something in a black sheep, sir? 1.1489 0.04267 94 82 10 2
2299 It's not me, but I like it! 1.1489 0.04267 94 82 10 2
2300 Yes. Trump'll love me in this at Cabinet meetings. 1.1489 0.04527 94 83 8 3
2301 Do you think it's too obvious? 1.1489 0.05007 94 85 4 5
2302 This'll show 'em who's the white sheep of the pack. 1.1489 0.03990 94 81 12 1
2303 You can run but you can't hide. 1.1489 0.04527 94 83 8 3
2304 I live by three rules: buy low, sell high, and dress like your clients. 1.1489 0.03990 94 81 12 1
2305 Ah, a wolf in sheep's clothes in a shopping mall. You must be my wife. 1.1489 0.04527 94 83 8 3
2306 Charles, Stop here, no need to see another suit. This is me! 1.1489 0.04267 94 82 10 2
2307 Sorry. Feeling a little sheepish today! 1.1489 0.04267 94 82 10 2
2308 A last, I think I have it right. 1.1489 0.04527 94 83 8 3
2309 I'll take it! 1.1489 0.04527 94 83 8 3
2310 I can give you an off the rack suit in any species you'd like. 1.1489 0.03990 94 81 12 1
2311 Whatever the zoo payed, I'll pay double. 1.1489 0.04267 94 82 10 2
2312 Perhaps, something more lionesque? 1.1489 0.03990 94 81 12 1
2313 I'm sure you'll make quite an impression, Sir. 1.1489 0.03990 94 81 12 1
2314 Barney's closing sale is like a fairy tale ending. 1.1489 0.04527 94 83 8 3
2315 Wow - I look like a million lamb chops! 1.1489 0.04267 94 82 10 2
2316 Those pigs won't know what hit 'em 1.1489 0.04267 94 82 10 2
2317 Forget the rest. This one will work the best. 1.1489 0.04267 94 82 10 2
2318 Guaranteed not to shrink. 1.1489 0.04267 94 82 10 2
2319 If you don’t like this style, I also have udders. 1.1489 0.04267 94 82 10 2
2320 Hello ewe. 1.1489 0.03692 94 80 14 0
2321 I think this is it! 1.1489 0.04267 94 82 10 2
2322 Nice! Do you have it in a Harris Tweed? 1.1489 0.03990 94 81 12 1
2323 I'll take it, and I want to try on a granny costume next. 1.1489 0.04527 94 83 8 3
2324 The animal has no clothes! 1.1489 0.04267 94 82 10 2
2325 Are you sure that this isn't a bit cliche'? 1.1489 0.03692 94 80 14 0
2326 I always say you can’t beat Bob Mackie when you’re dressing for dinner! 1.1489 0.03368 94 84 8 2
2327 Yes, but I think "a wolf in tiger's clothing" has a marvelous ring to it. 1.1489 0.03990 94 81 12 1
2328 This will knock 'em dead on the farm. I'll take it 1.1489 0.03990 94 81 12 1
2329 Is it lined? 1.1489 0.03990 94 81 12 1
2330 Do you have this in grandmother? 1.1489 0.03692 94 80 14 0
2331 That is so cliche! Might I suggest something more chic, and sleek? 1.1489 0.04267 94 82 10 2
2332 What about PETA? 1.1489 0.03990 94 81 12 1
2333 This costume days you're soft and cuddly on the outside, but a beast inside. 1.1489 0.04267 94 82 10 2
2334 Wolf or Bull of Wall Street? 1.1489 0.03990 94 81 12 1
2335 I don’t know. Is this too cliche? 1.1489 0.04267 94 82 10 2
2336 So you are saying that the Koch brothers have these? 1.1489 0.04267 94 82 10 2
2337 Thrown in an extra set of pants and you have a deal 1.1489 0.04267 94 82 10 2
2338 Beware a wolf in sheep’s clothing. With an Amex. 1.1489 0.03990 94 81 12 1
2339 I'm highly skilled at Sheep Sheep Wolf...I'll take it my dear Sir! 1.1489 0.03990 94 81 12 1
2340 Got any granny glasses to complete the ensemble? 1.1489 0.04267 94 82 10 2
2341 Oh, my! I look Eweful. 1.1489 0.04267 94 82 10 2
2342 Dah-ling, it's shear-ly FAB-ulous! 1.1489 0.04267 94 82 10 2
2343 Is this faux wool? 1.1489 0.03692 94 80 14 0
2344 I love it! It'll be perfect after my nose job next week. 1.1489 0.03990 94 81 12 1
2345 Ahhh...at last. Immortality as a Saying. 1.1489 0.03990 94 81 12 1
2346 And you're sure these are actual originals? I don't know, they all look so familiar! 1.1489 0.04527 94 83 8 3
2347 I’ll take one in sheep’s clothing. What do you have in grandmother attire? 1.1489 0.03990 94 81 12 1
2348 I will be Modeling for Guernica and I haven't decided yet what to put on. 1.1489 0.04267 94 82 10 2
2349 Yes, I'll take the fleece. 1.1489 0.04527 94 83 8 3
2350 Dare I say, you can try these on but that one fits you perfectly. 1.1489 0.04267 94 82 10 2
2351 I'll be counting sheep tonight, Jeeves 1.1489 0.04267 94 82 10 2
2352 Can I interest you in something a little less itchy? 1.1489 0.04527 94 83 8 3
2353 I figure if I can't catch the Road Runner, I could just tell people that I caught this. 1.1489 0.04267 94 82 10 2
2354 I look devilishly handsome. 1.1489 0.04267 94 82 9 2
2355 'Dry Clean Only' is a real beast. 1.1489 0.03692 94 80 14 0
2356 So what's next to wear for my "beastfriends" party? 1.1489 0.03009 94 82 10 1
2357 I think it will work, but doesn’t it make me look fat? 1.1489 0.03692 94 80 14 0
2358 I like this. Do you have it in pink? 1.1489 0.02601 94 82 12 0
2359 Remember, that sheep suit is by Dior 1.1489 0.04527 94 83 8 3
2360 Is it too much, false-prophet-wise? 1.1489 0.03990 94 81 12 1
2361 I don't want to be a wolf in cheap clothing. 1.1489 0.04267 94 82 10 2
2362 It makes me so hungry I could eat myself. 1.1489 0.03990 94 81 12 1
2363 Buddy,that suit is ewe. 1.1489 0.04527 94 83 8 3
2364 Are you certain this is gender neutral? 1.1489 0.03692 94 80 14 0
2365 Do me a favor, though. 1.1489 0.04773 94 84 6 4
2366 Go with the sheep getup-it fits you better. 1.1489 0.04267 94 82 10 2
2367 And that’s 100% machine washable, as well 1.1489 0.04527 94 83 8 3
2368 I think this one may be too expected. 1.1489 0.03990 94 81 12 1
2369 Bingo! Just the right amount of 'warm & fuzzy' I am looking for. 1.1489 0.03990 94 81 12 1
2370 What's my discount if I take the lot? 1.1489 0.04267 94 82 10 2
2371 I’ll take this one and the cow, too. 1.1489 0.02371 94 84 9 1
2372 Absolutely perfect to huff and puff and blow in the house! 1.1489 0.03990 94 81 12 1
2373 No question, sir, you’ll kill in New Haven. 1.1489 0.03990 94 81 12 1
2374 Or would you prefer the zebra? 1.1489 0.04267 94 82 10 2
2375 Nice! Is it 100% wool? 1.1489 0.03990 94 81 12 1
2376 It is so very, not you! 1.1489 0.03990 94 81 12 1
2377 I have no idea. I just woke up here. 1.1489 0.03990 94 81 12 1
2378 This is lambskin it looks great on plus it protects you from the elements... weather not STDs. 1.1489 0.04267 94 82 10 2
2379 Be honest. Do you think this coat will make me fat? 1.1489 0.03990 94 81 12 1
2380 I love network rebranding. 1.1489 0.03990 94 81 12 1
2381 It's perfect, comfortable and deceiving. 1.1489 0.03990 94 81 12 1
2382 Mutton dressed up as lamb-so last season!" 1.1489 0.03692 94 80 14 0
2383 You can thank the Bible for this idea. 1.1489 0.03990 94 81 12 1
2384 I’d prefer something that breathes. 1.1489 0.04267 94 82 10 2
2385 I have one. Its my favorite winterwear! 1.1489 0.03193 94 81 13 0
2386 Call me when you have grandmother back in stock. 1.1489 0.04267 94 82 10 2
2387 They say, "Dress for success", and that sheepskin suits you best! 1.1489 0.03990 94 81 12 1
2388 And it's on sale? 1.1489 0.04267 94 82 10 2
2389 'I'm sure that Veganuary is going to be an unqualified success, sir.' 1.1489 0.04267 94 82 10 2
2390 An excellent choice, but they'd never expect you in these. 1.1489 0.03990 94 81 12 1
2391 Am I showing too much skin? 1.1489 0.03692 94 80 14 0
2392 Oh yeah,this’ll pull the wool over their eyes 1.1489 0.03990 94 81 12 1
2393 Yes! This one makes me look fat! I'll take it. 1.1489 0.04267 94 82 10 2
2394 Delicious and cozy - I’ll take it. 1.1489 0.04267 94 82 10 2
2395 I’ve resolved to be a vegetarian this years. But, just in case it doesn’t work out, I’ll take it. 1.1489 0.03990 94 81 12 1
2396 More Lady Ga Ga couture ideas 1.1489 0.04527 94 83 8 3
2397 Yes, this one. The others were too clichéd. 1.1489 0.03692 94 80 14 0
2398 Just got back from a vacation and all I got was wild animals 1.1489 0.03990 94 81 12 1
2399 I know you're charging way too much, but I'm strangely enjoying getting fleeced. 1.1489 0.04527 94 83 8 3
2400 We call this costume The Wolf of Wool Street. 1.1489 0.03990 94 81 12 1
2401 Cute! I always recognized Little Red Riding Hood IN you. 1.1489 0.01070 94 84 10 0
2402 Your throat's next, Crowley, but for now it's sheep! 1.1489 0.04267 94 82 10 2
2403 I know it's cliche, but I love the fit. 1.1489 0.04267 94 82 10 2
2404 Do you think she’ll be surprised? 1.1489 0.03990 94 81 12 1
2405 How was your visit with the old lady and Little Red Riding Hood?" Michael Sivak, Ann Arbor, M 1.1489 0.03692 94 80 14 0
2406 You can't pull the wool over our eyes. 1.1489 0.03990 94 81 12 1
2407 Ah! Perfect for my date with Dolly tonight. 1.1489 0.03692 94 80 14 0
2408 So on-trend! Oh, a lust-have. 1.1489 0.04267 94 82 10 2
2409 This is perfect... I'll fake it! 1.1489 0.04267 94 82 10 2
2410 Damn, should have stopped wearing real fur coat... 1.1489 0.03990 94 80 12 1
2411 Excellent choice sir. That one comes from the congressional collection of fine furs. 1.1489 0.04527 94 83 8 3
2412 Now for the Presidency!" 1.1489 0.03990 94 81 12 1
2413 Do you have this in a polyester blend? 1.1489 0.03990 94 81 12 1
2414 It’s all about the presentation. 1.1489 0.04773 94 84 6 4
2415 My inner sheep cloak is exactly what I was looking for! 1.1489 0.04267 94 82 10 2
2416 Jeeves! Do you have an elephant in a zero size? 1.1489 0.04267 94 82 10 2
2417 Got any human ones? 1.1489 0.04267 94 82 10 2
2418 I've been a naughty little wolf. That's right! Eat me up, you big, bad sheep! 1.1489 0.03692 94 80 14 0
2419 Does it come with a cape? 1.1489 0.03990 94 81 12 1
2420 Oh yes, finally a perfect fit. 1.1489 0.04267 94 82 10 2
2421 Wow, it's deja vu! 1.1489 0.03692 94 80 14 0
2422 I dunno, sir... do you have something more alive?_ 1.1489 0.03990 94 81 12 1
2423 Alas, not wholly practical in the Yukon. Do you have anything in musk ox? 1.1489 0.03990 94 81 12 1
2424 I’d always wanted to work in a funeral parlor, and look at me now. 1.1489 0.03990 94 81 12 1
2425 You're right ... it's classic. 1.1489 0.03692 94 80 14 0
2426 Yes, it is somewhat a cliche . But sometimes it’s best to go with the classics. 1.1489 0.03692 94 80 14 0
2427 Sheep lie! 1.1489 0.03990 94 81 12 1
2428 Yes, I can see why Hillary recommended this outfit. 1.1489 0.04267 94 82 10 2
2429 Smashing! It's a killer! 1.1489 0.03692 94 80 14 0
2430 Very popular among the working class, you say? 1.1489 0.04267 94 82 10 2
2431 If it’s the cliche you are looking for, this is the clothing for you. 1.1489 0.04267 94 82 10 2
2432 New year, new trope. 1.1489 0.03692 94 80 14 0
2433 I'll take one if you line it like the other styles. 1.1489 0.03990 94 81 12 1
2434 Little Red will never see this coming... 1.1489 0.03692 94 80 14 0
2435 While that look's a classic I think you'll find these no less stunning. 1.1489 0.03990 94 81 12 1
2436 Our best seller to the most discerning and acquisitive of you. 1.1489 0.03990 94 81 12 1
2437 Few have the courage to wear animal any longer. 1.1489 0.04267 94 82 10 2
2438 Yes, this does make me look like a college graduate. 1.1489 0.03990 94 81 12 1
2439 Sir, that suit is definitely you! 1.1489 0.03990 94 81 12 1
2440 Does it make my butt look big? 1.1489 0.03990 94 81 12 1
2441 I am a superhero - call me super-animal-activist. I protect animals from surviving... 1.1489 0.03990 94 81 12 1
2442 It’s made from a sheep. 1.1489 0.04527 94 83 8 3
2443 They’ve made it just impossible to wear fur these days. 1.1489 0.03990 94 81 12 1
2444 It’s part of our buy one get the herd free sale. 1.1489 0.03990 94 80 12 1
2445 I was in the mood for rib eye. But the lamb just looks so good on me. 1.1489 0.03990 94 81 12 1
2446 Yes! I have found my true idiom! 1.1489 0.04267 94 82 10 2
2447 It may well be my signature outfit , but let’s push the envelope a little. 1.1489 0.04267 94 82 10 2
2448 Perfect! I’ll take this and the size medium Grandma Riding Hood 1.1489 0.03692 94 80 14 0
2449 Well if you're sure it’s Poodle, I can’t do that whole sheep thing... that would be ba-bad. 1.1489 0.04267 94 82 10 2
2450 Nice! I’m calling it Cliche Chic. 1.1489 0.03692 94 80 14 0
2451 Yes-but I assume nobody's grandma is really going to look like this. 1.1489 0.04267 94 82 10 2
2452 That's right. You sell them at half price and I'll bring back double what I borrow. 1.1489 0.04267 94 82 10 2
2453 Sir, it’s the latest fashion in farm to table, very popular in the meat packing district. 1.1489 0.04267 94 82 10 2
2454 It is not exactly what I expected when yuo invited me for dinner. 1.1489 0.03193 94 80 13 0
2455 Yes, wolf in zebra’s clothing just doesn’t sound right. 1.1489 0.03990 94 81 12 1
2456 I don't know, I'm kind of anti-fur. 1.1489 0.04267 94 82 10 2
2457 Bingo! 1.1489 0.04267 94 82 10 2
2458 Bo-Peep's loss. My gain. 1.1489 0.04527 94 83 8 3
2459 Go vegan? Over my dead body. 1.1489 0.03692 94 80 14 0
2460 It’s a nice a traditional look, but for a change let’s try something a little more exotic.” 1.1489 0.03692 94 80 14 0
2461 However, it's not MY eyes I wish to pull the wool over, my good man! 1.1489 0.03692 94 80 14 0
2462 Can you show me something in Undecided Voter? 1.1489 0.03990 94 81 12 1
2463 It’s a little cliche, but I’ll take it. 1.1489 0.03692 94 80 14 0
2464 I want to look at the grandma outfit. 1.1489 0.04267 94 82 10 2
2465 I think I'll take this one. 1.1489 0.04267 94 82 10 2
2466 This solves my electability problem! 1.1489 0.03990 94 81 12 1
2467 You might get further with something a bit more tailored 1.1489 0.03990 94 81 12 1
2468 Does it make my hind look big? 1.1489 0.03990 94 81 12 1
2469 Never mind. 1.1489 0.02371 94 84 9 1
2470 I will tale this one. My husband will be happy about that. It looks pretty sexy though. 1.1489 0.04267 94 82 10 2
2471 This one’s on me, Mr. President. 1.1489 0.03692 94 80 14 0
2472 I'm a mutton for punishment. 1.1489 0.03990 94 81 12 1
2473 I think I`ll take this one.......suits you just fine Mr. Trump 1.1489 0.04773 94 84 6 4
2474 Now let's try the "wolf in pig's clothing". 1.1489 0.04267 94 82 10 2
2475 This should take care of Bo-peep. Have you got a granny costume? 1.1489 0.04267 94 82 10 2
2476 That little brat won't recognize me in this! 1.1489 0.04527 94 83 8 3
2477 We've got sheep's, of course, but also any other clothing you desire. 1.1489 0.04527 94 83 8 3
2478 This will do a good job disguising me as a sheep! 1.1489 0.03990 94 81 12 1
2479 Who knew taxidermy could be fashionable? 1.1489 0.04527 94 83 8 3
2480 That color really brings out your fangs. 1.1489 0.04527 94 83 8 3
2481 Yes, it’s certainly warm enough for winter, but are you sure it doesn’t make me look fat? 1.1489 0.04267 94 82 10 2
2482 Perfect. File the election papers. 1.1489 0.04267 94 82 10 2
2483 Seems a bit cliched, no? 1.1489 0.03990 94 81 12 1
2484 No, 'Im gonna stick with the sheep. I like the irony. 1.1489 0.03990 94 81 12 1
2485 This reminds me of Beto singing in the Sheeps band. 1.1489 0.04267 94 82 10 2
2486 It's time you tried something new Mr. Wolf! 1.1489 0.03990 94 81 12 1
2487 Don we now our gay apparel! 1.1489 0.04267 94 82 10 2
2488 Lambchop, eat your heart out! 1.1489 0.03990 94 81 12 1
2489 Ahhhhhh, trophy hell. 1.1489 0.03990 94 81 12 1
2490 Yes, it does look a little pretentious. Doesn't it? 1.1489 0.04527 94 83 8 3
2491 Persian lamb just feels so decadent. 1.1489 0.04527 94 83 8 3
2492 One of our fine Javelina furs may eliminate the need to huff and puff at their door. 1.1489 0.04267 94 82 10 2
2493 I think I'll take the sheep, I like the subtle image of innocence." 1.1489 0.03009 94 83 10 1
2494 Love it, but I don't think the slim fit is going to work. 1.1489 0.03692 94 80 14 0
2495 You're right, Italian wool does add a certain air of prestige. Does it come in Granny? 1.1489 0.03990 94 81 12 1
2496 Fine choice Sir. This particular outfit has a history of deceiving even the brightest of farmers. 1.1489 0.04267 94 82 10 2
2497 Before they collect all the weapons from citizens, I must finish my collection of favourite animals. 1.1489 0.04527 94 83 8 3
2498 I really think Red will go for this 1.1489 0.03990 94 81 12 1
2499 I was feeling a little sheepish about my old look, so I decided I needed something baa-rand new. 1.1489 0.03990 94 81 12 1
2500 What the fuck? 1.1489 0.04773 94 84 6 4
2501 The sizing is spot on, but I've always been a black sheep." 1.1489 0.03990 94 81 12 1
2502 I'll be the next Nöel Cow-herd. 1.1489 0.03990 94 81 12 1
2503 Does my butt look big in this sheep? 1.1474 0.03951 95 82 12 1
2504 Can I see your boarding pass? 1.1429 0.04300 91 80 9 2
2505 | don’t Know when they put in the elevator. I’ve only been here a week. 1.1429 0.04575 91 81 7 3
2506 Russian Interference Part 2 The Cosmos-Gate. Simply occupying. 1.1429 0.04300 91 80 9 2
2507 Apologies sir, but the elevator doesnt go any higher. 1.1429 0.04575 91 81 7 3
2508 Psst...it’s flat! 1.1429 0.04006 91 79 11 1
2509 G = “i oing up? 1.1429 0.04006 91 79 11 1
2510 Actually, could you leave it open just a crack? 1.1429 0.04300 91 80 9 2
2511 You don’t need to hold the door. Buzz and Neil will be at least two more hours. 1.1429 0.04300 91 80 9 2
2512 Sorry this is the furthest we can go 1.1429 0.04006 91 79 11 1
2513 I need some space, honey 1.1429 0.04575 91 81 7 3
2514 To the moon, Alice 1.1429 0.04575 91 81 7 3
2515 sir are you going to the space? no i'm heading to delhi 1.1429 0.04575 91 81 7 3
2516 Your Uber shuttle Is right outside 1.1429 0.04300 91 80 9 2
2517 Forgot my toothbrush. 1.1429 0.04300 91 80 9 2
2518 What you think your better than me? 1.1429 0.04006 91 79 11 1
2519 This is the space bar, unfortunately drinks do not include complementary laptops 1.1429 0.04300 91 80 9 2
2520 Do you think he will remember my elevator pitch? 1.1429 0.04006 91 79 11 1
2521 Next stop Mars. 1.1429 0.04300 91 80 9 2
2522 New Listing! Open concept with great flow. Tons of space. Views are out of this world. No washer/ dryer hookup. 1.1429 0.04835 91 82 5 4
2523 Floor 1,326,785 please 1.1429 0.04300 91 80 9 2
2524 Welcome to the Apollo 11, sir. A bit overdressed for the party if I may say so 1.1429 0.04300 91 80 9 2
2525 Oh this will do! Or should I say “wool” do 1.1429 0.04300 91 80 9 2
2526 Don’t worry. The last one came dressed up as a moron. 1.1429 0.03689 91 78 13 0
2527 Does this make my appetite look big? 1.1429 0.04006 91 79 11 1
2528 Yes, ideal for a baa-matzah, much better than the udder one. 1.1429 0.04300 91 80 9 2
2529 I love it, Don. So how about starting the Cabinet meeting now 1.1429 0.03689 91 78 13 0
2530 I love it! This one will slay them! 1.1429 0.04006 91 79 11 1
2531 Do you have anything less idiomatic? 1.1429 0.04300 91 80 9 2
2532 I love that camo is back in style. 1.1429 0.04006 91 79 11 1
2533 Oh yes, sir, that is you! 1.1429 0.04006 91 79 11 1
2534 Do you have any synthetics? I don’t want to get cancelled by a Twitter mob. 1.1429 0.04006 91 79 11 1
2535 This one makes me look sexy as hell! 1.1429 0.04575 91 81 7 3
2536 This one looks great but somehow I don't think it's going to turn out well. 1.1429 0.03519 91 80 10 1
2537 You look positively ravening, monsieur. 1.1429 0.04006 91 79 11 1
2538 Is the designer ACME? 1.1429 0.03689 91 78 13 0
2539 It's perfect. "Make America Great Again" it is! 1.1429 0.04575 91 81 7 3
2540 And they said I'd never top my Lear. 1.1429 0.04300 91 80 9 2
2541 Ahhh yes, our most vintage selection, “wolf in sheep clothing” 1.1429 0.04006 91 79 11 1
2542 Darn! The real enemy was hiding in plain sight! 1.1429 0.04006 91 79 11 1
2543 A porcine pelt would nicely rhyme with your lupine look. 1.1429 0.04006 91 79 11 0
2544 Was the first one you showed me genuine leather? 1.1429 0.04300 91 80 9 2
2545 Ohhh, it's a classic -- ageless, timeless. Simply irresistible to go as A Wolf in Sheep's Clothing. I'll take it! Though I'll feel a little sheepish in it at first. 1.1429 0.04006 91 79 11 1
2546 I dunno. Do you think it makes me get fat? 1.1429 0.04006 91 79 11 1
2547 You know, I was doubting my confidence when I saw this one online but standing here in the mirror, I have truly never felt more comfortable in my own skin. 1.1429 0.03689 91 78 13 0
2548 Who would have thought an idiom would look this good? 1.1429 0.03689 91 78 13 0
2549 Just call me Uberdermist ! 1.1429 0.04006 91 79 11 1
2550 Love how it looks, but will it breathe? 1.1429 0.04006 91 79 11 1
2551 Is this clothing for work? 1.1429 0.04300 91 80 9 2
2552 Buzzfeed really outdid itself with its “top 10 ways to class up hunting” list 1.1429 0.04006 91 78 11 1
2553 Let me borrow it — I’ll double your inventory in 24 hours. 1.1429 0.04575 91 81 7 3
2554 It just doesn't say, "Come give a kiss to grandma." 1.1429 0.04300 91 80 9 2
2555 Do you sell vegan leather? 1.1429 0.04006 91 79 11 1
2556 Sometimes you just can’t improve on a classic look. 1.1429 0.03689 91 78 13 0
2557 And best of all, it's 100% vegan. 1.1429 0.04300 91 80 9 2
2558 I look like a snack. I'll take it! 1.1429 0.03689 91 78 13 0
2559 It's all the rage this year in the 'hood 1.1429 0.03689 91 78 13 0
2560 Will they know it's faux? 1.1429 0.03689 91 78 13 0
2561 You can't go wrong with a classic look, Mr. Wolf. 1.1429 0.01618 91 81 10 0
2562 I adore it, Bradley, but I’d just hate to be a cliché. 1.1429 0.03689 91 78 13 0
2563 I love it - my favorite color and my favorite food ! 1.1429 0.04300 91 80 9 2
2564 Very sheepy chic sir. 1.1429 0.04006 91 79 11 1
2565 Applicants for the Space Force are at the Hotel next door. 1.1429 0.04300 91 80 9 2
2566 Paper or plastic? 1.1429 0.04300 91 79 9 2
2567 I am sure everyone will be surprised at your coming out party. 1.1429 0.03689 91 78 13 0
2568 So much better than my previous job in politics! 1.1429 0.04006 91 79 11 1
2569 Do you have anything a little more sheer? 1.1429 0.04006 91 79 11 1
2570 How much do I owe you? 1.1429 0.04006 91 79 11 1
2571 It's So Fluffy! 1.1429 0.04300 91 80 9 2
2572 It only takes 2-3 days to make your money back if you commit to Time Square. 1.1429 0.04006 91 79 11 1
2573 Silly, people being down in politics. 1.1429 0.04006 91 79 11 1
2574 See, I like the look and it does the job, but is it a little cliché 1.1429 0.04006 91 79 11 1
2575 I'm going to stick with the classic. 1.1429 0.04006 91 79 11 1
2576 In that case may I say, grandmother, what good taste you have. 1.1429 0.04575 91 81 7 3
2577 Looks like Thanksgiving came early this year. 1.1429 0.04006 91 79 11 1
2578 All our costumes are 100% organic! 1.1429 0.03689 91 78 13 0
2579 You're transformed into a Sheep and it's machine washable 1.1429 0.04006 91 79 11 1
2580 Revenge Costumes, Inc... at your Service. 1.1429 0.02953 91 81 9 1
2581 This ought to knock ‘em dead. 1.1429 0.04575 91 81 7 3
2582 Look who's the snack now... 1.1429 0.04006 91 79 11 1
2583 My brother had no trouble with the house made of sticks, and my sister had no trouble with the house made of straw, but as much as I huffed and puffed I just couldn't make the house made of bricks come down. Anyways, does this come in black? 1.1429 0.04300 91 80 9 2
2584 Oh Yeah, I'm a baa-d boy! 1.1429 0.04006 91 79 11 1
2585 Thank you, Mr. Hyde. The perfect hide in which to hide. 1.1429 0.04006 91 79 11 1
2586 This should get me through Immigration at Narita easily, right? 1.1429 0.04006 91 79 11 1
2587 Time to drop my subscription to The New Yorker. 1.1429 0.04575 91 81 7 3
2588 Mary, have a little lamb. 1.1429 0.04006 91 79 11 1
2589 It’s a government program to help carrot farmers. 1.1429 0.04300 91 80 9 2
2590 No, you don't have to do that. I'll wear it home. 1.1429 0.04300 91 80 9 2
2591 Yes, traditional wool suits my taste. 1.1429 0.03689 91 78 13 0
2592 I'm pretty sure they only hire vegetarians. 1.1429 0.04006 91 79 11 1
2593 I definitely won't be losing any sleep over this one. 1.1429 0.04006 91 79 11 1
2594 Too Cliche, sir. How about something in a little pig? 1.1429 0.03689 91 78 13 0
2595 Yes, it makes a statement but do you think it makes me look fat? 1.1429 0.04006 91 79 11 1
2596 I believe that’s the last one, but I’d be happy to check in the back. 1.1429 0.04006 91 79 11 1
2597 This'll work nicely. I'll take it! 1.1429 0.04300 91 80 9 2
2598 Do you have it in Wensleydale? I'm planning a trip to England. 1.1429 0.03689 91 78 13 0
2599 Pete, this would be great for the DNC! 1.1429 0.04300 91 80 9 2
2600 I'll take it. It reeks of meekness. 1.1429 0.04006 91 79 11 1
2601 Yes Piggy, I offered him the Trump skin but he thought it a little too obvious and entirely too thin. 1.1429 0.04575 91 81 7 3
2602 The wolf doesn't realize that I am also in disguise! " 1.1429 0.04575 91 81 7 3
2603 It’s my family, it’s long story. They will leave by spring, I promise. 1.1429 0.04006 91 79 11 1
2604 Finally, an idiomatic truth. 1.1429 0.03689 91 78 13 0
2605 I'll be running through a pasture, can I dry clean this one? 1.1429 0.04006 91 79 11 1
2606 Delicious, I''ll them all! Now, what do you carry in granny shawls? 1.1429 0.04300 91 80 9 2
2607 Honestly, does this make me look like I'm going to get fat? 1.1429 0.04006 91 79 11 1
2608 I love it, but does it come in black sheep? That's more my personality. 1.1429 0.04006 91 79 11 1
2609 Again,New yorker puts a disgusting picture up to caption 1.1429 0.04575 91 81 7 3
2610 I dare say, a massive upgrade from Grandmother’s nightgown, sir. 1.1429 0.04575 91 81 7 3
2611 A wolf in sheep’s clothing is a classic look but is it a little too played for a costume party? 1.1429 0.04006 91 79 11 1
2612 I just want something that will help me fit in. 1.1429 0.03689 91 78 13 0
2613 I adore this new "compassionate" texture. 1.1429 0.04006 91 79 11 1
2614 Hey Rog. I am so pissed off about the printer today, dude 1.1429 0.04006 91 79 11 1
2615 The leather on the chair is nice but you can’t beat a wool coat! 1.1429 0.04575 91 81 7 3
2616 To the rooftop parking, thanks. 1.1364 0.04331 88 78 8 2
2617 Hotel bar, sir. Stay here long enough and perhaps you’ ll be transported somewhere else. 1.1364 0.04623 88 79 6 3
2618 ——————————————— Before you ask- no, I’m not going up. 1.1364 0.04331 88 78 8 2
2619 Houston, is there a problem? 1.1364 0.04623 88 79 6 3
2620 nan 1.1364 0.04019 88 77 10 1
2621 Where to?” Astronaut: “Outerspace 1.1364 0.04623 88 79 6 3
2622 Sorry, we dont go that far up. 1.1364 0.04331 88 78 8 2
2623 Going out for a walk, Sir? 1.1364 0.03679 88 76 12 0
2624 | heard once you should dress | for the job you want and not | the job you have, so...” 1.1364 0.03679 88 76 12 0
2625 Shall | tell your wife you needed some space, sir? 1.1364 0.03679 88 76 12 0
2626 To Uranus, please. 1.1364 0.04331 88 78 8 2
2627 Well..they were out of the Santa suit 1.1364 0.04019 88 77 10 1
2628 Let me explain the buttons to you, then you can take it from there 1.1364 0.04019 88 77 10 1
2629 High society lounge space? 1.1364 0.04331 88 78 8 2
2630 Wife thinks I have acrophobia. 1.1364 0.04331 88 78 8 2
2631 Don't worry sir, your family will accept who you feel you really are, not what nature says you are!" 1.1364 0.04331 88 78 8 2
2632 Again Mademoiselle Wolffe,whether in luxurious mink or humble, misleading sheep's clothing, your iconic style and looks set the gold standard throughout the fashion world." 1.1364 0.04331 88 78 8 2
2633 Where did you say you sourced this? 1.1364 0.04019 88 77 10 1
2634 The sheep is so dated. I would go with the newer international disguises plus the skins breathe and are washable. 1.1364 0.03679 88 76 12 0
2635 It’s a classic look sir. I’d say it’s presedentisl on you . 1.1364 0.04331 88 78 8 2
2636 This one? Or the little red cape? 1.1364 0.04019 88 77 10 1
2637 You're smirk says it all. Now let's talk about the bloody cost of this beauty! 1.1364 0.04331 88 78 8 2
2638 I really think this is me. I even feel a little sheepish. 1.1364 0.04019 88 77 10 1
2639 You're right! This one accentuates my playful side. 1.1364 0.03679 88 76 12 0
2640 It’s virgin ewe 1.1364 0.03679 88 76 12 0
2641 i have to get the flock out of here! 1.1364 0.04331 88 78 8 2
2642 (To continue a previous cartoon by, Paul Noth). Yes I do tell it like this. 1.1364 0.04019 88 77 10 1
2643 It looks great, but you will have to avoid lamb chop lovers. 1.1364 0.04019 88 77 10 1
2644 The PETA convention will never see me coming! 1.1364 0.04019 88 77 10 1
2645 It screams 'Baaa', but it whispers 'I'm going to sauté your entrails in your own blood'. 1.1364 0.03679 88 76 12 0
2646 It looks great on you. You'll slay then! 1.1364 0.03679 88 76 12 0
2647 Do my fangs look big in this? 1.1364 0.04331 88 78 8 2
2648 A wolf in sheep's clothing.i look utterly rediculous. 1.1364 0.04019 88 77 10 1
2649 And I think you're a hunter in bankers' clothing. 1.1364 0.03679 88 76 12 0
2650 Classic. I'll take it. 1.1364 0.04019 88 77 10 1
2651 Oh, I like this one! It's a classic look. 1.1364 0.04019 88 77 10 1
2652 It seamlessly goes from Day to Fright 1.1364 0.04019 88 77 10 1
2653 I know it's cliche, but nothing else hides my love handles so well. 1.1364 0.03679 88 76 12 0
2654 My granddaughter will be so surprised! 1.1364 0.04019 88 77 10 1
2655 Do you have it in a summer weight? 1.1364 0.04019 88 77 10 1
2656 '"Who is ever going to believe this? Now a wolf in cow's clothing. That's the number." 1.1364 0.04019 88 77 10 1
2657 This metaphor suits you perfectly. 1.1364 0.03679 88 76 12 0
2658 The World's Worst Yet Most Confident Taxidermist 1.1364 0.04331 88 78 8 2
2659 To be honest. I don’t think any of these are quite right. I made a resolution. It’s a plant-based diet and vegan leather for me this year. 1.1364 0.04019 88 77 10 1
2660 I'm udderly afraid this is not going to turn out well for Wilbur. 1.1364 0.04019 88 77 10 1
2661 This is so yesterday! I'm hanging out on Wall Street these days and a bull outfit would be just the ticket. 1.1364 0.04331 88 78 8 2
2662 Sorry, typically the costume is worn on the outside. 1.1364 0.04019 88 77 10 1
2663 It will show father that I am no longer the black sheep of the family. 1.1364 0.04331 88 78 8 2
2664 Wool...the new fur. 1.1364 0.04331 88 78 8 2
2665 Maybe something with a little better snout coverage? 1.1364 0.03679 88 76 12 0
2666 May I suggest a fresh approach to personal transformation? 1.1364 0.04019 88 77 10 1
2667 Do you have anything in a PETA? 1.1364 0.04019 88 77 10 1
2668 Can I have three of these by Saturday night? 1.1364 0.03101 88 77 11 0
2669 Why yes sir, you could certainly wear it as a riding hood. I'll check to see if we still have one in red. 1.1364 0.03679 88 76 12 0
2670 I like this traditional look best. 1.1364 0.03679 88 76 12 0
2671 Oh yes, Sheep's Clothing is still my favorite brand! 1.1364 0.04019 88 77 10 1
2672 It’s show time ! 1.1364 0.04019 88 77 10 1
2673 Yep. Beware of the wolf in sheep's clothing, or cow hide, antelope skin, whatever. 1.1364 0.04623 88 79 6 3
2674 If you’re looking for Old Woman you’ll have to order it online 1.1364 0.04019 88 77 10 1
2675 I like it, but do you think I'm too long in the tooth to carry it off? 1.1364 0.04019 88 77 10 1
2676 Ah, perfect...now, do you have something in a ‘grandmother’? 1.1364 0.03679 88 76 12 0
2677 ...a look that will bid you welcome in the most desirable of company 1.1364 0.03679 88 76 12 0
2678 Are your garments cruelty-free? 1.1364 0.03679 88 76 12 0
2679 I love my job! 1.1364 0.04331 88 78 8 2
2680 Wooly bulleee! Wooly bully! 1.1364 0.04331 88 78 8 2
2681 And all of these come with the 'fresh meat or money-back guarantee?" 1.1364 0.04019 88 77 10 1
2682 Sheep is chic, but I am now the denizen of venison. 1.1364 0.04019 88 77 10 1
2683 I won't be fleeced buying wool that has shrunk. What is your return policy? 1.1364 0.04331 88 78 8 2
2684 Excellent, do you have it in orange? 1.1364 0.03679 88 76 12 0
2685 Sheep’s’ clothing has been done to death. 1.1364 0.04019 88 77 10 1
2686 I suggest deer, it stands for endearment, women love that. 1.1364 0.04019 88 77 10 1
2687 I think you’ll find our sheepskin most deceiving. 1.1364 0.03679 88 76 12 0
2688 I’m still not sure. Could I try that Grandma outfit again? 1.1364 0.04331 88 78 8 2
2689 Why people take time to put them animals on the wall like paintings I will never know. 1.1364 0.03679 88 76 12 0
2690 If I must say, it's so ewe! 1.1364 0.04331 88 78 8 2
2691 I think the sheep looks best on me. 1.1364 0.04019 88 77 10 1
2692 I'm afraid it's too much of an anachronism. 1.1364 0.03679 88 76 12 0
2693 What's that Ralph? Time to clock out? 1.1364 0.04019 88 77 10 1
2694 This is perfect. Now let me see what you have in grandmother. 1.1364 0.03679 88 76 12 0
2695 Equine and bovine and porcine and ovine. Three didn't cut it, but this one is so fine. Yes, I'd like more; but this wool will be plenty To lead to success in the year 2020. 1.1364 0.04019 88 77 10 1
2696 Let’s pair stripes with a neutral solid to make you feel safe. 1.1364 0.04331 88 78 8 2
2697 Ok, now I look sheepish." "Does it come in black?" "Does my bum look big in this? 1.1364 0.04623 88 79 6 3
2698 "My wife was hoping more for a sheep in wolf's clothing." 1.1364 0.04623 88 79 6 3
2699 As a Supreme leader this out fit, fits you very well. 1.1364 0.03853 88 79 7 2
2700 The reverse shearling DOES look more professional. 1.1364 0.04019 88 77 10 1
2701 Yes, it’s the same designer that made your ‘grandmother’ coat. 1.1364 0.03679 88 76 12 0
2702 Whew - I nearly gave myself a heart attack! 1.1364 0.04019 88 77 10 1
2703 Is it too obvious for the #Me2 costume gala? 1.1364 0.04019 88 77 10 1
2704 Today’s Special. Buy two and get the third one free 1.1364 0.03679 88 76 12 0
2705 The wisdom of our ancestors is in the simile 1.1364 0.04019 88 77 10 1
2706 Maybe a little too on the nose ? 1.1364 0.04019 88 77 10 1
2707 You definitely have that sheepish look! 1.1364 0.04019 88 77 10 1
2708 Bring me a small ass, please. 1.1364 0.04331 88 78 8 2
2709 Very good sir. 1.1364 0.03853 88 79 7 2
2710 Ha! A wolf in a sheep onesie! Perfect. 1.1364 0.04331 88 78 8 2
2711 That’s a perfect fit. 1.1364 0.03679 88 76 12 0
2712 I like it, but I'm thinking the same thing in black may be more in season. What do you think? 1.1364 0.03679 88 76 12 0
2713 Absolutely stunning, but I thought you might want to try on a few more disguises before you make a decision. 1.1364 0.04623 88 79 6 3
2714 I am totally lost here. Can someone tell me the way to the Masked Ball Hall? 1.1364 0.03679 88 76 12 0
2715 I don't mean to get huffy, but I can't help but feel like you're trying to fleece me. 1.1364 0.03679 88 76 12 0
2716 ...and with a little accounting wizardry, I was able to have the books show the operation to be deep in the black... 1.1364 0.04019 88 77 10 1
2717 Very nice, but I think I’m gonna go with the Mayor Pete. 1.1364 0.03679 88 76 12 0
2718 Don't smile so much, my friend. At 75% off, the profit is false. 1.1364 0.03679 88 76 12 0
2719 I'll take it. This fits much better than my elephant or donkey costume. 1.1364 0.04623 88 79 6 3
2720 Henderson amidst his collection of sheep-skin, zebra hide, and Investment Banker John Henry. 1.1364 0.04019 88 77 10 1
2721 Say Yes to the Dermis 1.1364 0.04623 88 79 6 3
2722 Aww. Fits like a wool glove! 1.1364 0.04019 88 77 10 1
2723 This year's freshest suits- straight from the butcher! 1.1364 0.03679 88 76 12 0
2724 I think I'll take the "Wolf In Sheep's Clothing" outfit. 1.1364 0.03679 88 75 12 0
2725 Too itchy! 1.1364 0.04019 88 77 10 1
2726 I love them all, but nothing beats the old classics. 1.1364 0.04331 88 78 8 2
2727 I'm glad you finally remembered the metaphor! 1.1364 0.04019 88 77 10 1
2728 I'm just glad that Little Bo Peep has no grandmother. 1.1364 0.04019 88 77 10 1
2729 Do you have anything in a 'Grandma' size medium? 1.1364 0.04331 88 78 8 2
2730 Eh, I'm not sure this one is 'me'. Do you have anything in red? 1.1364 0.03679 88 76 12 0
2731 Yes, I feel like this one will really stick in the social conscious. 1.1364 0.04331 88 78 8 2
2732 Mr. Wolfe, if I may, sheep’s clothing is sooo last year; shall I suggest a pig’s cape. 1.1364 0.04331 88 78 8 2
2733 Zootopia 2 has been a life-saver for our bottom line! 1.1364 0.04331 88 78 8 2
2734 I'll take this one. Little Bo Peep won't know the difference. 1.1364 0.03679 88 76 12 0
2735 The sheep looks nice, but it's not very slimming. 1.1364 0.04019 88 77 10 1
2736 Perfect! GrrrrI'll Take It! 1.1364 0.04623 88 79 6 3
2737 It walked the runway last week. 1.1364 0.04331 88 78 8 2
2738 Yes, definitely you, innocent, vegetarian, sheepish .... but do smile less, your teeth are showing.... 1.1364 0.03679 88 76 12 0
2739 Behind the scenes, one often has a different personality. 1.1364 0.04331 88 78 8 2
2740 I was looking for something along the lines of a grandmother, but this has potential. 1.1364 0.03679 88 76 12 0
2741 Excellent choice, sir! Would you care to see our granny collection today? 1.1364 0.04331 88 78 8 2
2742 Exactly what I have been looking for! 1.1364 0.03679 88 76 12 0
2743 Is it stain resistant? 1.1364 0.04019 88 77 10 1
2744 Fleeces are all the rage this season, Sir. 1.1364 0.03679 88 76 12 0
2745 ...Yes but do you think it highlights what big teeth I have 1.1364 0.03679 88 76 12 0
2746 Just wait until you try the new fragrance line, sir. 1.1364 0.04331 88 78 8 2
2747 Some of my best work, don't you think? 1.1364 0.04019 88 77 9 1
2748 I’ll take it! And oh, by the way, would you happen to have any grandmother costumes 1.1364 0.02387 88 78 10 0
2749 Does this make me look fatuous? 1.1364 0.04623 88 79 6 3
2750 If I come to steal, kill and destroy, I may as well look fabulous. 1.1348 0.03641 89 77 12 0
2751 Ah, you've done it, sir~ It's the perfect oxymoron! 1.1348 0.03641 89 77 12 0
2752 Sorry, 13 just sends us up and back down. 1.1294 0.04361 85 76 7 2
2753 which floor? the infinity and beyond please 1.1294 0.04027 85 75 9 1
2754 That’s funny. When I was a kid, I wanted to be an elevator operator. 1.1294 0.03849 85 77 5 2
2755 Take me to your C-level | execs 1.1294 0.04361 85 76