Contest #691


Cartoon

691

The winning captions

These captions are chosen by The New Yorker.

  1. “Great, now they all want a scarf.”
  2. “Invite them in if you want to get rid of them.”
  3. “Well, he did say he’d be back again someday.”


Name Value
Submission deadline 2019-12-22T23:50:00.000Z
Voting started -
Voting ended 2020-01-12T23:51:00.000Z
Finalists announced 2020-01-06T23:50:00.000Z
Magazine(s) announcing finalists issued January 13, 2020
Number of captions 7965
Number of responses 997887
Number of participants -


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In this table, the "mean" means the empirically measured average funniness score when the "unfunny", "somewhat funny" and "funny" receive a funniness score of 1, 2, 3 respectively. "Precison" is the standard error of the mean, the standard deviation of the mean estimate. With that, a caption with an empirical mean μ and precision σ has true mean in the range [μ - 2σ, μ + 2σ] with 95% probability by the 68-95-99.7 rule assuming the responses are indepedent and identically distributed.

Rank Caption Mean Precision Total votes "Unfunny" votes "Somewhat funny" votes "Funny" votes
0 See? Now they ALL want scarves. 2.1499 0.01150 4202 900 1772 1530
1 …because no one is paying any attention to our northern border. 2.0272 0.00899 7717 2314 2884 2519
2 Why yes, I did accidentally back over our snowman. Why do you ask? 1.9857 0.01434 2940 910 1162 868
3 Invite them in if you want to get rid of them. 1.9619 0.00886 8160 2776 2921 2463
4 I listed our freezer on Airbnb. 1.9542 0.00898 7540 2492 2908 2140
5 Don't worry, they're armless. 1.9289 0.00873 8055 2778 3072 2205
6 Honey, I haven't seen this many fat white men in one place since the inauguration. 1.9246 0.00909 8478 3310 2497 2671
7 I believe the correct term is "snowpeople". 1.8935 0.00975 6113 2137 2490 1486
8 Don't mind them. They've just never seen a black guy in a New Yorker cartoon before. 1.8905 0.01086 5782 2327 1764 1691
9 Honey I found it. A group of snowmen is called a squall. 1.8698 0.01347 3203 1166 1288 749
10 To be fair honey they did say they'd be back again someday. 1.8566 0.01077 5403 2142 1897 1364
11 and then I said, ' you and what army, snowflake?'. 1.8451 0.02097 1453 594 490 369
12 Not exactly the twenty-four carats I was hoping for. 1.8364 0.01396 3197 1300 1120 777
13 Do as I say. Walk slowly to the bathroom and grab a hair dryer. 1.8328 0.01721 1908 725 777 406
14 That does it. I'm calling ICE. 1.8277 0.01067 5608 2356 1862 1390
15 How long have the kids been outside? 1.8172 0.01654 2194 895 805 494
16 This article says that global warming will create an unprecedented refugee crises. 1.8022 0.01005 6111 2621 2084 1406
17 Well, you're just going to have to knit faster. 1.7999 0.01881 1474 561 647 266
18 Looks like the scarf was a hit! 1.7984 0.01896 1473 568 634 271
19 I warned you, Myra, knit a hat and scarf for one and they'd ALL want them. 1.7956 0.00985 5758 2323 2291 1144
20 It's the winter of their discontent. 1.7908 0.01258 3948 1732 1310 906
21 And they say we don't need a border wall with Canada. 1.7888 0.00945 6729 2884 2384 1461
22 The last time we let them in the basement flooded. 1.7887 0.01224 3620 1444 1497 679
23 How many times did you ask Alexa 'do you want to build a snowman?' 1.7510 0.01129 4583 2051 1622 910
24 They want to watch Frozen. 1.7466 0.01047 5391 2456 1848 1087
25 I told you the suburbs lacked diversity. 1.7358 0.01057 5091 2301 1835 955
26 I told you - make a scarf for one of them, they'd all want one. 1.7334 0.00957 6324 2900 2212 1212
27 Alexa, turn on the sprinklers. 1.7074 0.01260 3729 1811 1199 719
28 HA! Get this. Amazon says it's selling snowmen...I just ordered one-thousand of them...let's see how they handle that! 1.6987 0.01255 3907 1978 1132 797
29 Well, this situation certainly snowballed rather quickly. 1.6958 0.01247 3600 1725 1248 627
30 I’m telling you a collection of snowmen is called an abomination. 1.6953 0.01318 3426 1700 1070 656
31 Don't worry, I'm sure they will be gone by spring. 1.6947 0.01390 2624 1188 1049 387
32 Ignore them. Last time you let them in, they had a major meltdown... 1.6843 0.01785 1758 857 599 302
33 They know you work for big coal. You can see it in their eyes. 1.6774 0.01578 2260 1118 753 389
34 No wonder the kids were so tired. 1.6727 0.01227 3593 1752 1265 576
35 I'd knit faster if I were you. 1.6644 0.01180 3966 1983 1331 652
36 Honey, did you list a vintage corn cob pipe on eBay? 1.6565 0.01907 1505 759 504 242
37 No worries. They're not armed. 1.6537 0.01549 2076 1001 793 282
38 So then I took the carrot off his face and played fetch with the dog. Why? 1.6506 0.01290 3555 1889 1019 647
39 Honey, you must read this article about how many amazing things you miss by always looking at a screen 1.6498 0.02398 931 469 319 143
40 There must have been some magic in those old wool hats you knit. 1.6457 0.01858 1555 790 526 239
41 So why do you believe climate change is already at our front door? 1.6431 0.02310 933 458 350 125
42 Hey, Marge, here's a gadget that says it sends a signal that only a snowman can hear. Can you believe that? Honestly, people will fall for anything. 1.6383 0.02341 976 501 327 148
43 Okay Honey, first thing tomorrow I will put up a fence . . . and have Norway pay for it. 1.6371 0.01538 2444 1311 709 424
44 It's like a Trump rally but with smarter folks 1.6368 0.02106 1371 756 357 258
45 Of course, global warming forces species to move to new locations for survival. Why do you ask? 1.6321 0.01229 3580 1874 1151 555
46 From the looks of them, I'd guess Republicans. 1.6293 0.01531 2533 1395 682 456
47 So, I says to the guy in the snowman outfit, ""Yeah? You and what army?" 1.6255 0.01693 1933 1033 591 309
48 Looks like your women's night ad had a typo on the "no men" wanted. 1.6210 0.02168 1198 650 352 196
49 Waldo's four back and three from the left 1.6209 0.01419 2754 1483 832 439
50 Would it be considered murder if we let them inside? 1.6192 0.02027 1200 611 435 154
51 Now you know how I feel when I go to your family reunions. 1.6189 0.01680 2023 1110 574 339
52 This says that Greta Thunberg is influencing activism in some unexpected places. 1.6160 0.02384 914 480 305 129
53 Here's an odd typo: the weather bureau has just issued a "Frosties" warning. 1.6125 0.01824 1564 827 516 221
54 Turn up the heat, just in case... 1.6121 0.01214 3372 1746 1188 438
55 Told you. If you knit it,they will come. 1.6098 0.02849 633 334 212 87
56 Classic example of the snowball effect. 1.6070 0.01375 2893 1583 864 446
57 Trust me, they're better off out there. 1.6026 0.01336 2884 1543 944 397
58 Did Stephen King ever write a Christmas story? 1.5912 0.01585 2177 1225 619 333
59 What do you mean, you’re getting cold stares? 1.5903 0.02064 1157 619 393 145
60 They did say they'll be back again someday. 1.5835 0.01716 1688 917 557 214
61 They've crossed that fine line between yuletide charm and creepy. 1.5819 0.02253 995 546 319 130
62 Another group of angry white men? What did you post this time? 1.5817 0.02532 796 439 251 106
63 Climate refugees, I presume. 1.5741 0.02247 979 539 318 122
64 Don't engage.....it's going to hit 50 tomorrow. 1.5732 0.01336 2826 1573 886 367
65 You don't put out food for raccoons, and you don't knit hats for snowmen! 1.5725 0.02486 765 414 264 87
66 Like I said. If you knit it, they will come. 1.5694 0.01463 2320 1290 739 291
67 I may have backed in to one on my way to the store -- why? 1.5673 0.01678 1819 1037 535 247
68 The role of Frosty has been filled. Thank you for your interest. 1.5654 0.01643 1859 1051 567 241
69 Right! A snowman flash mob. Like that's going to happen. 1.5638 0.01913 1355 760 426 169
70 Sure, but a short party. I'll turn up the heat and we'll be in bed by 11. 1.5637 0.02625 667 362 234 71
71 Hell may have just frozen over. 1.5571 0.01908 1393 798 414 181
72 I told them we welcome global warming refugees. 1.5503 0.01611 1888 1080 578 230
73 Dad! How many times can I tell you not to"reply all? 1.5452 0.01565 2159 1285 571 303
74 They’re probably wondering who made us too... 1.5414 0.02861 567 321 185 61
75 It's not just the weather outside that's frightful... 1.5370 0.02696 622 351 208 63
76 I told you, if you made a scarf for one of them, they'd all want one. 1.5323 0.02156 1007 581 316 110
77 I think you have to say "Snow-People", dear. 1.5319 0.01734 1615 947 477 191
78 I know you worked hard on them, but they're starting to creep me out. 1.5316 0.01683 1738 1025 502 211
79 Looks like your scarf business has really snowballed, Honey. 1.5306 0.02465 767 443 241 83
80 Put. Down. The scarf. 1.5298 0.02712 638 370 198 70
81 Snow 'persons' dear. 1.5288 0.01873 1286 743 409 134
82 Invite them in. I'll get the mop. 1.5268 0.01786 1551 924 437 190
83 I accepted Frosty's friend request and it all just snowballed from there. 1.5221 0.02100 1088 645 318 125
84 I invited everyone to come over and chill. 1.5199 0.02861 577 341 172 64
85 Great, now they all want a scarf. 1.5192 0.01791 1456 858 440 158
86 It says here, if you pay no attention to them, they will go away by spring. 1.5164 0.01760 1402 807 466 129
87 It'll be a cold day in hell before he gets re-elected. 1.5149 0.02018 1309 820 304 185
88 I told you, if you knit one of them a scarf, they’ll all want one. 1.5138 0.01941 1372 850 339 183
89 It's snowing men! 1.5132 0.02898 608 375 154 79
90 There's no people like snow people... 1.5128 0.02449 823 501 222 100
91 Did you see this? Trump opened the border with Canada. 1.5074 0.02055 1216 759 297 160
92 It’s your turn to walk the dog. 1.5058 0.02191 1036 640 268 128
93 I warned you! Now they'll all be wanting scarves. 1.5057 0.01981 1230 751 336 143
94 Says here Frosty has locked your account and you need to come up with 54 more scarves to get the password... 1.5029 0.02982 523 316 151 56
95 Honey, the edibles just kicked in. 1.5019 0.03006 526 321 146 59
96 Somehow a rumor got started that Greta Thunberg is staying here. 1.5010 0.02210 1022 637 258 127
97 But of course, there are more of them. That's the snowball effect. 1.5005 0.02172 1075 675 262 138
98 Yes, Karen. I always keep everything you knit for me. 1.5005 0.02060 1103 671 312 120
99 Still, it beats your mother visiting. 1.5000 0.02220 1034 651 249 134
100 Are you posting about climate change being a hoax again? 1.4993 0.02529 733 447 206 80
101 It’s called a “drift” of snowmen, dear, not a “gaggle”. 1.4991 0.02052 1100 668 315 117
102 Honey, call Parson Brown. 1.4943 0.02235 1060 684 228 148
103 Did you tell anyone about our new walk-in freezer? 1.4942 0.02088 1034 629 300 105
104 Nothing to worry about. They know we have a thermostat. 1.4928 0.02102 1035 634 293 108
105 Poor guys... must be freezing their snowballs off. 1.4924 0.03215 461 286 123 52
106 Giving them the last of our charcoal briquettes will put smiles on their faces. 1.4924 0.02209 1046 667 243 136
107 Knit faster. They're getting cold. 1.4897 0.02154 1021 635 272 114
108 Hey Alexa, set living room temperature to 80. 1.4897 0.02242 970 613 241 116
109 You're right; the weather outside really is frightful. 1.4882 0.02384 807 497 226 84
110 Looks like the cold front's finally arrived. 1.4880 0.03130 457 279 133 45
111 I'm just saying, they might be snowwomen. 1.4858 0.02204 949 588 261 100
112 ...or you could just close the drapes. 1.4858 0.02891 527 321 156 50
113 I told you this neighborhood was too white for us. 1.4839 0.02278 930 590 231 109
114 Just keep knitting..... 1.4835 0.02721 546 324 180 42
115 The impeachment hearings energized his base of uneducated white men. 1.4833 0.02559 809 531 165 113
116 I warned you he'd tell the others you knit him that scarf 1.4824 0.02241 939 590 245 104
117 He said he’d be back again someday, but he didn’t mention anything about bringing his friends. 1.4803 0.02258 912 572 242 98
118 This is incredible, hon. My Instagram account says I have 100,000 snowmen following me. 1.4788 0.02256 898 561 244 93
119 They’ll stay out there until they learn not to make puddles in the house. 1.4770 0.02501 761 484 191 86
120 A murder of crows, a pod of whales, it doesn't say what a bunch of snowmen are called. 1.4761 0.02409 878 574 190 114
121 It was easier than shoveling. 1.4755 0.02409 795 501 210 84
122 The traditional expression is ‘a wolf at the door’, but this is fairly unsettling, too.” 1.4753 0.02471 831 543 181 107
123 That explains why the grocery store ran out of carrots today. 1.4744 0.02484 664 402 209 53
124 Did you hear a thumpity thump thump? 1.4733 0.02434 731 452 212 67
125 The icemen cometh. 1.4725 0.02392 781 489 215 77
126 Do you find the new neighbors a little cold? 1.4721 0.02437 788 504 197 87
127 Jeez. What the hell happens in the second verse of “Frosty the Snowman?” 1.4714 0.02461 683 417 210 56
128 You should never have knitted that first scarf. 1.4700 0.02423 817 527 196 94
129 Illegals from Antarctica. 1.4699 0.02666 647 411 168 68
130 Most of ‘em will leave after Jeopardy. 1.4684 0.02382 807 513 210 84
131 I know, honey, but to let them in would be genocide... 1.4681 0.03011 455 279 139 37
132 Put carrots on the list. 1.4680 0.02403 782 495 208 79
133 Well, he did say he'd be back again some day. 1.4680 0.02429 797 514 194 89
134 I can’t believe we wasted all that money beefing up the southern border. 1.4665 0.02509 716 454 190 72
135 OMG! Amazon was supposed to deliver sno-cones!!! 1.4650 0.02625 772 522 141 109
136 I guess it doesn’t surprise me they are all white and male. 1.4632 0.02616 721 475 158 88
137 So who is Parson Brown? 1.4624 0.02635 651 416 169 66
138 Thank God they're not wearing MAGA hats 1.4620 0.02983 539 352 125 62
139 Yes, I may have posted something about making snow women. Why do you ask? 1.4584 0.02610 709 467 159 83
140 Don't worry, they don't have the balls to come in. 1.4580 0.02508 703 449 186 68
141 Look, darling, it seems our all-white neighborhood is still adjusting to our mixed race marriage. 1.4580 0.02477 679 425 197 57
142 It says here we are in for a monster snow man storm 1.4576 0.02703 695 467 138 90
143 I miss Calvin and Hobbes too. 1.4570 0.02752 604 391 150 63
144 And flamethrower is all one word, right? 1.4566 0.03182 403 251 120 32
145 Yep, the weather service just issued a Frosty advisory warning. 1.4557 0.02511 689 439 186 64
146 If you want them to go away, just let them in. 1.4553 0.02599 593 368 180 45
147 I didn’t think my Amazon order was going through so I kept clicking.... 1.4551 0.02591 690 450 166 74
148 It seems our new home was built on a snowman burial ground. 1.4531 0.02971 512 332 128 52
149 Don’t worry, tomorrow is sunny and 85. 1.4515 0.02676 660 436 150 74
150 Yes dear, there are still three without hats. 1.4497 0.02837 487 303 149 35
151 There's something on the news about a million man march against global warming. 1.4470 0.02799 604 402 134 68
152 You shouldn’t have called the first one abominable. 1.4451 0.02980 474 304 129 41
153 I still think you should have your hairdryer ready, just in case." 1.4435 0.02871 478 301 142 35
154 Oops. I think I hit "reply all." 1.4430 0.02715 605 397 148 60
155 Chill out hun, they'll be gone by April. 1.4424 0.02598 599 386 163 50
156 I found Waldo! 1.4402 0.02830 577 385 130 62
157 Don’t worry. They’re snowflakes 1.4401 0.02997 584 408 95 81
158 They only *think* they want to sit by the fire. 1.4389 0.02716 565 365 152 48
159 Only 126 scarves to go. 1.4371 0.02815 572 381 132 59
160 No worries. I’ll set up a firewall. 1.4357 0.03112 482 325 104 53
161 Err... honey? Did you read Timmy's letter to Santa before putting it in the mail? 1.4355 0.02942 434 273 133 28
162 According to this, we're on their migratory path from North Dakota. 1.4345 0.02718 557 361 150 46
163 Would you describe their stares as “cold” or “frosty” 1.4343 0.02774 548 358 142 48
164 I’m going to need more yarn. 1.4343 0.02857 548 365 128 55
165 Don't worry, it's for their own good. 1.4327 0.02951 550 376 110 64
166 Wow. I have to say I'm very surprised. Did it even occur to you that they could be snow women? 1.4286 0.03230 385 250 105 30
167 They're worried about climate change. 1.4277 0.02856 498 328 129 41
168 They're harmless as long as the heater's on. 1.4252 0.02976 508 344 112 52
169 Hold on, googling "zombie snowman apocalypse"..." 1.4252 0.03002 508 346 108 54
170 They want us to do something about global warming 1.4251 0.03251 374 243 103 28
171 The kids have had way too many snow days this year. 1.4249 0.02809 506 330 137 39
172 Next thing you know, they’ll want sweaters. 1.4245 0.02728 497 317 149 31
173 Honey, remember the bag of carrots that disappeared? 1.4241 0.02788 481 308 142 31
174 The White Walkers are in the Christmas spirit. 1.4235 0.03177 503 356 81 66
175 Knit one a pair of socks and let's see what he does. 1.4234 0.02946 496 332 118 46
176 Tell them it says the convention is at The Hilton, not the Hiltons. 1.4224 0.03115 483 333 96 54
177 I think it's a rally against global warming. 1.4209 0.02984 487 328 113 46
178 It says they're armless. 1.4203 0.03044 483 329 105 49
179 You're anti coal and a vegetarian. You had to know they would come for you. 1.4194 0.02835 484 316 133 35
180 It says the collective noun is a "chill". 1.4193 0.03071 477 326 102 49
181 Says here it’s called a slush mob. 1.4186 0.02986 473 317 114 42
182 I guess the icemen cometh... 1.4168 0.03152 463 320 93 50
183 Day 34: Rations are nearly depleted, and the snowmen show no signs of melting. Morale is low. 1.4162 0.03588 334 226 77 31
184 Without the scarf, he’s just a snowman. With it, he’s the alpha. 1.4161 0.03124 447 304 100 43
185 You better keep knitting honey. I told you they'd all want one. 1.4159 0.03087 464 317 101 46
186 Just the sight of a hair dryer should do the trick. 1.4152 0.03060 460 312 105 43
187 Someone on Reddit suggests 'flurry'... 'A flurry of snowmen'... why do you ask? 1.4148 0.03116 458 314 98 46
188 He said he’d be back again some day, but he didn’t say he’d be bringing all of his damn relatives. 1.4144 0.03073 444 299 106 39
189 You had to give the scarf to the one who's an Instagram influencer. 1.4132 0.02938 455 301 120 34
190 I still say, snowman flash mobs are just creepy. 1.4128 0.03095 436 296 101 39
191 Please, Hank, it’s Christmas! What is the harm in letting them come inside to warm up for a few minutes by the fireplace? 1.4126 0.02962 446 295 118 33
192 Well honey, at least someone appreciates your hand-knitted scarves this year." 1.4124 0.02939 451 298 120 33
193 Your “Snow Blown For Free “ sign seems to be attracting a weird crowd 1.4110 0.03422 382 264 79 39
194 They did say this was a very white neighborhood ... 1.4106 0.03151 397 264 103 30
195 But they need SOMETHING so I can tell them apart. 1.4104 0.03232 441 308 85 48
196 Days like this I miss our small apartment on the 9th floor. 1.4102 0.03128 412 276 103 33
197 Don't make eye contact. Close the drapes! 1.4100 0.03322 439 312 74 53
198 Apparently, it's like a zombie apocalypse, only merrier. 1.4100 0.03166 422 287 97 38
199 I warned you that letting the dog pee on the snowman would have repercussions. 1.4096 0.04754 188 128 43 17
200 Maybe it's our neighbors' way of saying they don't need any more of your knitwear. 1.4088 0.03308 433 306 77 50
201 Don’t quit now. Only 12 more caps and 37 scarfs. 1.4084 0.02994 431 286 114 31
202 I thought this would stop when we moved to Miami. 1.4083 0.03092 436 296 102 38
203 Honey... Get the salt. 1.4075 0.02976 427 282 116 29
204 say what you will, but I think the Klan is much less intimidating in their holiday outfits 1.4061 0.03313 426 301 77 48
205 Maybe it's time for Calvin to come inside. 1.4057 0.03152 424 290 96 38
206 I told you they'd all want a scarf. 1.4057 0.03341 424 301 74 49
207 This is nuts, some guy is reporting that his front yard is full of red nosed reindeer 1.4053 0.03382 375 258 82 35
208 Relax tomorrow's high is 48 degrees 1.4052 0.03072 422 284 105 33
209 Talk about a snowball effect. 1.4052 0.03163 422 289 95 38
210 I misread the forecast. It wasn't "lots of snow, man." 1.4045 0.03114 403 270 103 30
211 Says here they're asking to be added to the endangered species list. 1.4044 0.03164 408 277 97 34
212 Well, he did say that he'd be back again someday. 1.4043 0.03175 418 289 90 39
213 Well, the weather outside is frightful... 1.4043 0.03202 418 288 91 39
214 It's global swarming. 1.4041 0.03281 391 268 88 35
215 So that's why you bought so many carrots. 1.4039 0.03295 411 287 82 42
216 I think they're upset about what our dog did. 1.4024 0.03017 410 272 111 27
217 That's odd, did you notice the snake in our lampshade. 1.4016 0.03340 381 263 83 35
218 Stop worrying. It's an unarmed revolt. 1.4015 0.03278 401 278 85 38
219 I’ve got chills; they’re multiplying. 1.4005 0.03333 382 264 83 35
220 Don't show fear, they can smell it. Just get up slowly, go to bathroom and get your hairdryer and a couple of extension cords. 1.4000 0.03302 400 279 82 39
221 While you're on Amazon, I'm going to need a lot more wool. 1.4000 0.03106 400 269 102 29
222 Maybe it was the wording in your ad about snowblowing jobs. 1.3990 0.03457 396 284 66 46
223 Oh,the weather outside is frightening 1.3984 0.03340 384 267 81 36
224 It says here "the weather outside is frightful..." 1.3984 0.03236 384 262 91 31
225 They're just drifters. 1.3972 0.03302 355 240 89 26
226 They say they will continue the protest until Trump rejoins the Paris Accords. 1.3963 0.03347 376 261 81 34
227 Relax. Come spring all your concerns will just melt away. 1.3958 0.03338 384 268 80 36
228 They didn't predict this much accumulation. 1.3958 0.03234 384 263 90 31
229 Same thing every year. All men. 1.3958 0.03369 379 265 78 36
230 Apparently snow flakes are organizing 1.3953 0.03271 344 230 92 22
231 So you'll be able to pick out "ours" ?? 1.3945 0.03526 365 260 66 39
232 I told you this would happen. This is just like that time you fed a stray cat. 1.3931 0.03219 379 259 91 29
233 In the meadow we should have made some snowwomen too. 1.3931 0.03325 379 264 81 34
234 Told you we needed a border wall with Canada 1.3920 0.03413 375 265 73 37
235 I may have posted something about the President as a rotund beast, the color of carrots and a souls as dark as a snowman’s coal black eyes. Why? 1.3914 0.03426 373 264 72 37
236 You are so right, Frank, nothing I could see outside this window could ever be so puzzling, captivating, or worrisome as what is on your computer screen. 1.3906 0.03328 361 249 83 29
237 Tell me again why you didn’t face them toward the street. 1.3902 0.03232 369 252 90 27
238 Just show them your hairdryer and they’ll go away. 1.3895 0.03179 362 244 95 23
239 It supposed to be 50* tomorrow. That’s when we make our move. 1.3893 0.05191 149 103 34 12
240 Putting a face on climate change really makes it hit home. 1.3890 0.03278 365 251 86 28
241 I wondered what happened to all our carrots. 1.3890 0.03301 365 252 84 29
242 The sequel by the Coen brothers, No Country for Snow Men, wasn't quite as successful. 1.3889 0.03456 342 238 75 29
243 It's amazing--you can order anything on Amazon. 1.3886 0.03259 368 253 87 28
244 oh, it was the minimum order to get free shipping 1.3878 0.03302 361 249 84 28
245 I told you...you make one a scarf and they'll all want one. 1.3872 0.03497 359 256 67 36
246 Call Greta 1.3870 0.03371 354 246 79 29
247 I'm not racist, but they all look alike to me. 1.3866 0.03314 344 235 85 24
248 Who is going to tell them he melted? 1.3857 0.03299 350 240 85 25
249 You're thinking of the terracotta army. 1.3844 0.03169 346 232 95 19
250 You’re going to need more yarn. 1.3830 0.03272 342 233 87 22
251 I think they’re upset that we throw their testicles at each other for fun. 1.3828 0.03849 303 219 52 32
252 Just don’t make eye contact 1.3824 0.03257 340 231 88 21
253 I told you this would happen if you kept knitting those hats for them. 1.3819 0.03238 343 233 89 21
254 Message received, Karen. I’m ordering the blinds now. 1.3819 0.03442 343 241 73 29
255 It's the million snowman march against climate change. 1.3812 0.03380 341 237 78 26
256 They did say they would be back again some day. 1.3812 0.03578 341 245 62 34
257 Stay calm... walk slowly to the bathroom and bring me your blow dryer. 1.3808 0.03510 323 226 71 26
258 they know I ran over a snowman this morning 1.3798 0.03483 337 238 70 29
259 They're becoming abominable. 1.3795 0.03442 332 232 74 26
260 It says here that no two of them are alike. 1.3791 0.03446 335 235 73 27
261 You're going to need a lot more yarn! 1.3791 0.03420 335 234 75 26
262 Now you’ve done it, they’ll all want a cap and muffler now. 1.3791 0.03232 335 227 89 19
263 That’s not what I meant when I asked for 24 carats. 1.3789 0.03598 322 229 64 29
264 I think the children have too much free time. 1.3784 0.03271 333 227 86 20
265 I guess I shouldn't have bragged about our walk-in freezer. 1.3784 0.03486 333 235 70 28
266 There must have been some magic in that old silk hat you stole. 1.3781 0.03558 320 226 67 27
267 I warned you. Now they ALL want scarves. 1.3780 0.03576 328 234 64 30
268 I had to order that many just to get free shipping. 1.3766 0.03589 316 224 65 27
269 They want to laugh and play, just the same as you and me. 1.3765 0.03465 332 234 71 27
270 Your relatives from Saskatchewan are here. 1.3765 0.03619 332 240 59 33
271 The blizzard update says: expect angry winds to bring mass accumulation. 1.3762 0.03564 319 226 66 27
272 I’m tweeting that you’re knitting as fast as you can! 1.3761 0.03365 327 226 79 22
273 They all want pussy hats 1.3761 0.03608 327 235 61 31
274 They're singing White Christmas. Must be the Republican Evangelical Chorale. 1.3754 0.03570 325 232 64 29
275 Here's an unusual story, Honey: "Carrots missing from Whole Foods, Costco, and other stores" 1.3754 0.03543 325 231 66 28
276 Try googling 'crowd of snowmen outside window. 1.3746 0.03335 323 222 81 20
277 I think the Ghosts of Climate Change Past are paying us a visit. 1.3742 0.03342 326 225 80 21
278 Are you ordering more yarn?" "No. New drapes 1.3738 0.03785 321 237 48 36
279 All white, with knit scarves and toques, is NOT diversity. 1.3734 0.03849 308 227 47 34
280 Think they want you to knit them some pussy hats? 1.3722 0.03766 317 233 50 34
281 I knew giving Frosty a penis was a mistake... 1.3714 0.03647 315 227 59 29
282 Don't look now, but the icemen cometh. 1.3714 0.03563 315 224 65 26
283 It looks like the whole movement snowballed. 1.3706 0.03432 313 218 74 21
284 Alexa, turn on the patio heaters? 1.3693 0.03390 306 211 77 18
285 Let me double check my Craigslist post, I may have listed the snowblower under 'personals'. 1.3684 0.03825 304 224 48 32
286 The forecast does say that the weather outside is frightful. 1.3681 0.03624 307 220 61 26
287 ``Oh, honey, I'll just knit one hat. It'll be fun.'' 1.3677 0.03232 310 210 86 14
288 Breaking News: It says that Frosty was a prolific sperm donor. 1.3673 0.03737 294 212 56 26
289 Just don’t make eye contact. Spring is only a few months away. 1.3672 0.03757 305 223 52 30
290 It's just some more of those climate change activists. 1.3672 0.03395 305 211 76 18
291 I'm looking it up right now... Google says, 'Snowmen are made of snow, and they don't come to life.' So I wouldn't worry about it. 1.3672 0.03331 305 209 80 16
292 For the last time, Dear, I told you there's no danger from climate change. 1.3663 0.03344 303 208 79 16
293 Dear Senator, It's time to do something about climate change. 1.3663 0.03626 303 217 61 25
294 Yes I posted the add for unheated garage space. Why? 1.3655 0.03476 290 201 72 17
295 I told you giving a scarf to that one was a bad idea. 1.3654 0.03673 301 217 58 26
296 Don't you remember the last time you brought them in to warm up? 1.3649 0.03685 296 213 58 25
297 Ever felt existential dread? 1.3643 0.03733 280 200 58 22
298 You know if they come in, they'll have a meltdown. 1.3639 0.03607 294 209 63 22
299 You knit one of them a scarf, then they all want one. 1.3639 0.03702 294 212 57 25
300 George, there truly isn’t a thing worth looking up from your laptop for, is there? 1.3636 0.03581 297 211 64 22
301 Just googled them. Apparently they don't exist. 1.3630 0.03353 292 200 78 14
302 Like I said, if you knit a scarf for one of them... 1.3630 0.03457 292 203 72 17
303 They'd like a word about the new heated driveway. 1.3627 0.03499 295 210 65 20
304 It's just another Mike Pence rally. 1.3618 0.03645 293 210 60 23
305 Huh, look at this, Ashlee, your little dig at Frosty has gone viral. 1.3618 0.03740 293 213 54 26
306 I really don’t think this is just seasonal affect disorder. 1.3611 0.03521 288 202 68 18
307 Ignore them, they're seasonal. 1.3611 0.03555 288 203 66 19
308 Nothing changes. Still white, straight, and male. 1.3601 0.03705 286 206 57 23
309 I think we all expected more from the climate change conference. 1.3601 0.03605 286 203 63 20
310 Of course they're anxious. They're another endangered species. 1.3600 0.04030 225 159 51 15
311 It says to close the curtains. 1.3589 0.03628 287 205 61 21
312 I want you to know that I'm seeing other men. 1.3578 0.04216 218 157 44 17
313 Now is the winter of our discontent... 1.3577 0.03710 274 196 58 20
314 Day 526 since the uprising. We are running out of tea and cookies. Margaret is beginning to lose faith in my assurances. I, too, begin to doubt if help will ever come. 1.3569 0.03682 269 191 60 18
315 I'm really tiring of all of this fake news. Look at this one: "Snowmen invading New Jersey". 1.3564 0.03770 275 199 54 22
316 Well honey, you were wrong about the election...it’s looking a lot like hell has frozen over! 1.3564 0.03839 275 201 50 24
317 Hon, the kind thing to do is to not invite them in. 1.3561 0.03775 278 202 53 23
318 You keep making them hats and scarves, so what do you expect? 1.3561 0.03599 278 197 63 18
319 Don't worry. They're not armed. 1.3561 0.03877 278 205 47 26
320 They all turn out to be great, but it never lasts 1.3561 0.03843 278 204 49 25
321 Honey, did you just post your fathers old corncob pipe? 1.3561 0.03452 278 193 71 14
322 Honey, has President Trump managed to offend the snowpeople? 1.3559 0.03501 281 197 68 16
323 It used to be enough to get coal eyes and a carrot nose. Now they all expect knitted accessories, too. 1.3554 0.04441 166 115 43 8
324 Ignore them, they'll be gone in the spring. 1.3551 0.03542 276 194 66 16
325 Relax. It's just that neighbor kid Calvin messing with you. 1.3548 0.03552 279 197 65 17
326 They want us to save them. We're the only democrats in the county. 1.3538 0.03782 277 202 52 23
327 This is some good weed. 1.3523 0.03800 264 191 53 20
328 Our neighbours emails? “STOP KNITTING, you’re ruining Xmas.” 1.3516 0.04112 256 192 38 26
329 Frosty night, isn’t it? 1.3509 0.03673 265 189 59 17
330 It's not communism. It's Democratic Snowcialism. 1.3509 0.03788 265 192 53 20
331 That post you made calling Frosty an anachronistic feel-good relic of a bygone era seems to have provoked some pushback. 1.3507 0.03867 268 197 48 23
332 Nothing for snowpocalypse, why? 1.3498 0.03956 263 195 44 24
333 If you were an Eskimo, you'd know all their names. 1.3485 0.03869 264 194 48 22
334 They want to know where the snow women are. 1.3480 0.03942 250 183 47 20
335 "Just took our "Snowman wanted" ad off Craigslist 1.3475 0.03765 259 187 54 18
336 I knew this would happen. Knit a scarf for one and they all want one. 1.3475 0.03725 259 186 56 17
337 Frosty said he'd be back again one day. He didn't mention he'd bring the whole family 1.3475 0.03644 259 184 60 15
338 Honey, did we forget to put tonight’s global warming demonstration on our calendar? 1.3475 0.03882 259 190 48 21
339 It says to repel them you need to cover your lawn with pink flamingos. But I don’t see how that is better.... 1.3473 0.03616 262 186 61 15
340 I made the mistake of feeding one of them. 1.3473 0.03926 262 194 45 23
341 So this is the way the world ends, not with a bang but a "Thumpety-thump-thump look at Frosty go." 1.3473 0.03888 262 193 47 22
342 Honey, have you ever wondered what might be scarier than a 100 clowns? 1.3473 0.03696 262 188 57 17
343 Looks like the snowflakes have orginized 1.3473 0.03812 262 191 51 20
344 Time is on our side. 1.3473 0.03735 262 189 55 18
345 It's cool. They like to watch. 1.3473 0.04000 262 196 41 25
346 Funny, we all thought it would be zombies. 1.3469 0.03738 245 174 57 14
347 When you ordered a snowman on Amazon, which buttons did you hit ? 1.3463 0.03863 257 188 49 20
348 The reviews say you're famous for scarves, hats, and mittens. 1.3463 0.03863 257 188 49 20
349 I told you, once you knit one of them a scarf they'll all want one. 1.3463 0.03743 257 185 55 17
350 They're seeking asylum as victims of Climate Change 1.3463 0.03743 257 185 55 17
351 You ate the baby snowman cookie, didn't you? 1.3462 0.03870 260 191 48 21
352 So...remember how Frosty would always say he'd be "back again someday"? 1.3451 0.03961 255 189 44 22
353 Order some more yarn for me, would you? I think the Carolers might need some pants too. 1.3451 0.04152 255 194 34 27
354 What I find most disturbing is their lack of diversity. 1.3444 0.03997 241 177 45 19
355 The Humans at Home display was a big hit at the annual Snowman Convention. 1.3444 0.03997 241 177 45 19
356 Well, the weather outside looks frightful" 1.3439 0.03821 253 184 51 18
357 You know if we let them in they'll only wet the carpet. 1.3439 0.03942 253 187 45 21
358 I told you guys, “ I’m knitting as fast as I can!” 1.3439 0.03821 253 184 51 18
359 There. I just updated the post that we are no longer doing the "Frozen Man" event. 1.3426 0.04197 251 192 32 27
360 Surprise! It's the 24-carrot anniversary present you asked for. 1.3425 0.03684 254 182 57 15
361 I'll tweet that the knitting party is cancelled! 1.3425 0.03598 254 180 61 13
362 Forecast? Above freezing temperatures. 1.3404 0.04281 235 179 32 24
363 Now the rest of them want scarves. 1.3402 0.03768 241 173 54 14
364 How long has Jimmy been outside anyway? 1.3402 0.04040 244 182 41 21
365 Didn't come across as festive as I thought it would. 1.3402 0.03998 244 181 43 20
366 Ever since my global warming study was published they view as some sort of god. 1.3402 0.03825 244 177 51 16
367 Dear, the weather outside is a little frightful 1.3402 0.03869 244 178 49 17
368 Honey, get the hairdryer 1.3402 0.03503 244 170 65 9
369 They don't ALL need hats, dear. 1.3402 0.03869 244 178 49 17
370 Tell them " There is no room in the fridge" 1.3401 0.03921 247 182 46 19
371 Do you think anyone will show up to discuss global warming? 1.3401 0.03750 247 178 54 15
372 You never shoulda' said you'd make him a scarf. 1.3401 0.03836 247 180 50 17
373 The Weather Network is calling it Snowmangeddon 1.3401 0.03661 247 176 58 13
374 Looks like there’s a hiring freeze. 1.3401 0.04004 247 184 42 21
375 Of course they look cold. 1.3401 0.03836 247 180 50 17
376 They're demanding we reduce our carbon footprint to save their lives. 1.3388 0.03800 242 175 52 15
377 The expression is, “no two snowFLAKES are alike”. 1.3388 0.03755 242 174 54 14
378 It's snowPEOPLE,Susan.. 1.3388 0.03845 242 176 50 16
379 Last year I gave one of them a cookie. Big mistake. 1.3388 0.03709 242 173 56 13
380 It's not the weather outside that's frightful. 1.3388 0.03800 242 175 52 15
381 I don't know, we only got 3 maybes on the evite. 1.3388 0.03976 242 179 44 19
382 I think I might have pressed the order button a few too many times. 1.3388 0.03845 242 176 50 16
383 If you taught them how to knit, they'd be self-sufficient. 1.3387 0.03558 248 175 62 11
384 At least this time the carrots are used as noses. 1.3387 0.03991 248 185 42 21
385 The Weather Channel says there’s a hundred percent chance of snowmen tonight. 1.3375 0.03909 240 176 47 17
386 I'm OK with a wall but I can't see him getting Canada to pay for it. 1.3374 0.04005 243 181 42 20
387 Take me to your freezer. 1.3363 0.03928 226 164 48 14
388 Well Shirley, this is New Hampshire. Everyone runs for President. 1.3363 0.04170 226 169 38 19
389 Knit faster. 1.3361 0.03697 238 170 56 12
390 Just ignore them; they'll be gone in a month 1.3355 0.04568 152 108 37 7
391 I should never have "Friended" Frosty. 1.3348 0.03892 233 170 48 15
392 Ignore them honey, Calvin and Hobbes already did this one. 1.3347 0.03858 236 172 49 15
393 Frosty the Snowman is on TV. 1.3347 0.03715 236 169 55 12
394 No big deal, But, I ran over Kevin's snowman today. 1.3347 0.03858 236 172 49 15
395 Stuck number key again Steve? 1.3347 0.03811 236 171 51 14
396 You’re the only one I know who can take something as innocent as a snowman and turn it into a problem 1.3347 0.03871 239 175 48 16
397 Just remember what happened last year when we let them in. 1.3347 0.04048 239 179 40 20
398 They're going from house to house to get out the progressive vote... They're worried about global warming. 1.3333 0.05521 126 94 22 10
399 I think our snowman's gone viral. 1.3333 0.03831 234 170 50 14
400 I think I know what the ‘thumpety thump thump’ was. 1.3333 0.04045 228 169 42 17
401 They're just mad I called them hypocrites for their ongoing reliance on coal. 1.3333 0.03925 234 172 46 16
402 I bet the yarn shop gave them our address. 1.3333 0.03844 237 173 49 15
403 Says here the best way to defend ourselves is with a hair dryer. 1.3319 0.03519 235 165 62 8
404 Says here, they're seeking Frigidaire asylum. 1.3319 0.04093 235 177 38 20
405 I knew you had the thermostat set too low. 1.3319 0.04131 232 175 37 20
406 I don't know if we fit in here, Jeff. 1.3319 0.03869 226 164 49 13
407 Supposed to be frosty out tonight. 1.3319 0.03919 226 165 47 14
408 I keep telling you, "If you knit them, they will come!" 1.3304 0.04244 230 176 32 22
409 I agree my mother's painting is creepy. So just cover it up until she visits. 1.3304 0.03919 230 169 46 15
410 Oh no, they’re back for mittens. 1.3304 0.03954 227 167 45 15
411 Here it is, the VR trailer for 'Attack of the Zombie Snowmen.' 1.3304 0.04464 227 178 23 26
412 Sure, let them in. They won't stay long. 1.3304 0.04194 227 172 35 20
413 Honey...Have you ordered anything on ebay lately? 1.3289 0.03771 225 162 52 11
414 Maybe we should move our TV 1.3289 0.03875 225 164 48 13
415 Of course they're upset. We support solar. They support coal. 1.3289 0.04074 225 168 40 17
416 I'm gonna need more yarn. 1.3289 0.03875 225 164 48 13
417 We Should have never advertised that we have cold storage available. 1.3289 0.03976 225 166 44 15
418 Looks like the silent majority is here to watch the trial of the president. 1.3289 0.03976 225 166 44 15
419 We should have never hooked those two up. 1.3289 0.03875 225 164 48 13
420 Weatherman says it'll be frosty tonight. 1.3289 0.04074 225 168 40 17
421 Hurry up with those hats and scarves. They’re getting restless. 1.3289 0.03718 225 161 54 10
422 Ooh, Harry, look at the moon! 1.3289 0.04074 225 168 40 17
423 Can we turn the thermostat back up now? 1.3289 0.04025 225 167 42 16
424 I think maybe they're protesting global warming! 1.3289 0.03771 225 162 52 11
425 Only a few caps to go, dear. Then they'll be on their way." 1.3289 0.03925 225 165 46 14
426 So I told him," Frosty, go to hell". What's he going to do, come get me?" 1.3287 0.04244 216 163 35 18
427 I told you not to make two of them, they reproduce very fast. 1.3274 0.03843 223 162 49 12
428 Amazon says we can have 200 corn cob pipes here by tomorrow! 1.3274 0.03843 223 162 49 12
429 I don’t think they’re armed. 1.3273 0.03983 220 162 44 14
430 So... This is what it feels like to be in a snow globe 1.3270 0.04261 211 159 35 17
431 Is 'Frosty the Snowman' the only carol they know? 1.3259 0.03932 224 165 45 14
432 Why does Amazon hide their customer service number? 1.3258 0.03968 221 163 44 14
433 Your climate change denier friends are here. 1.3258 0.04267 221 169 32 20
434 Ah, here we go, on Craigslist - a used flame-thrower for seventy-five bucks... 1.3258 0.03916 221 162 46 13
435 Should we invite them in to warm up by the fire? 1.3258 0.04120 221 166 38 17
436 I was right. Thumpet-y thump, thump is not a good sign. 1.3243 0.03795 222 161 50 11
437 The weather report says it's getting frosty outside. 1.3242 0.04093 219 164 39 16
438 Why must they stick their carrots in other people's business? 1.3242 0.03774 219 158 51 10
439 On second thought, let's stay in! 1.3239 0.03784 213 153 51 9
440 Well, at least THEY never complain that the wool is itchy. 1.3227 0.03814 220 160 49 11
441 Hey get this! Some nut-case on Nextdoor.com is posting a bunch of nonsense about snow zombies. 1.3227 0.03759 220 159 51 10
442 It's an email from the White house; "Do you remember sending me that rotten pumpkin on Halloween, You loser?" 1.3227 0.04128 220 166 37 17
443 The snowmen outside are frightful. But the fire is so delightful. 1.3226 0.04168 217 164 36 17
444 We're about to get a Frosty reception. 1.3223 0.03920 211 154 46 11
445 Do you think it's illusion, delusion, or collusion? 1.3223 0.04089 211 157 40 14
446 Your followers aren’t any more real than mine 1.3210 0.04605 162 120 32 10
447 Like I always say, Lydia, if you give a snowman a magical knit cap, you give him life for a day; if you teach him to knit, he'll reproduce and take over the planet with snow zombies. 1.3209 0.03979 215 159 43 13
448 It's OK. It says they just like to watch. 1.3209 0.03924 215 158 45 12
449 I really need to stop answering with 'reply all'." 1.3209 0.04087 215 161 39 15
450 Don't stare, you're just encouraging them. 1.3209 0.03754 215 155 51 9
451 And Trump's been complaining about an invasion from the South. 1.3209 0.04140 215 162 37 16
452 Maybe they're looking for Parson Brown. 1.3209 0.03812 215 156 49 10
453 Looks like we'll need a border fence with Canada, too. 1.3209 0.04140 215 162 37 16
454 Frigid? no,I don't think your frigid. Why do you ask? 1.3208 0.04072 212 158 40 14
455 The "place order" button is stuck again. 1.3190 0.03925 210 154 45 11
456 They think you’re hot. 1.3190 0.03867 210 153 47 10
457 We should have built that wall! 1.3190 0.03867 210 153 47 10
458 Suzy knew immediately that she would need more yarn. 1.3190 0.04096 210 157 39 14
459 Don't look, but the cool kids are checking us out... 1.3190 0.03867 210 153 47 10
460 Snowcialism. 1.3190 0.04151 210 158 37 15
461 Just ignore them honey, they're cold callers. 1.3190 0.04040 210 156 41 13
462 Wow, even the snowmen want to watch the impeachment hearings. 1.3188 0.04931 138 102 28 8
463 Their demanding you take the Burl Ives song out of the rotation, they say its cultural appropriation 1.3163 0.04040 196 144 42 10
464 Tell them I can get 100 corncob pipes here by Tuesday. 1.3161 0.04014 193 141 43 9
465 They're all scary but that guy in back with the pointed hat really worries me. 1.3158 0.03812 209 152 48 9
466 I posted a message asking those concerned about global warming to stop by so we can organize. 1.3158 0.03989 209 155 42 12
467 My therapist said I need to ‘face my fears’ 1.3155 0.03908 206 151 45 10
468 Honey, are you sure you know how to use that 3D printer? 1.3155 0.04200 206 156 35 15
469 Would you please stop singing Frosty the Snowman! 1.3155 0.03968 206 152 43 11
470 You’ve been knitting hats for them, haven’t you? 1.3155 0.04200 206 156 35 15
471 Do they realize they have the right to bear arms? 1.3155 0.04086 206 154 39 13
472 Throw another log on the fire and invite them in, they'll won't stay long. 1.3155 0.03908 206 151 45 10
473 Honey, please tell me you are online paying the heating bill right now. 1.3140 0.03831 207 151 47 9
474 Honey, remember that e-mail you said you probably shouldn’t have opened? 1.3137 0.04167 204 154 36 14
475 They're called 'snowpeople' now, Kate. 1.3137 0.04393 204 158 28 18
476 That’s why I try not to make snowmen. You make one, and they all love you! 1.3137 0.03990 204 151 42 11
477 Keep knitting. Demand has snowballed. 1.3137 0.04109 204 153 38 13
478 See? People still use coal. 1.3128 0.03845 195 141 47 7
479 Looks like another Frosty reception. 1.3119 0.03950 202 149 43 10
480 Waldo’s in the third row on the left. 1.3119 0.03887 202 148 45 9
481 My mother warned me about marrying Parson Brown. 1.3119 0.04073 202 151 39 12
482 Knit 'em a condom or two, sheesh. 1.3119 0.04365 202 156 29 17
483 Oh please, it is NOT colder in here than outside. 1.3119 0.03887 202 148 45 9
484 How much more yarn do you think you'll need? 1.3119 0.04012 202 150 41 11
485 Looks like I clicked on one hundred instead of one. 1.3119 0.04012 202 150 41 11
486 I was thinking of making soup. Can you go grab me a carrot? 1.3119 0.03823 202 147 47 8
487 They must have heard you’re frigid. 1.3119 0.04133 202 152 37 13
488 Honey, they have to learn to knit for themselves. 1.3119 0.04133 202 152 37 13
489 They need five more hats. 1.3119 0.04250 202 154 33 15
490 Don't worry honey. They like their women frigid 1.3119 0.04250 202 154 33 15
491 Watch this, Trump's gonna lose it; our crowd size is bigger! 1.3118 0.04443 186 142 30 14
492 Honey, have you seen the kids? 1.3117 0.04274 154 111 38 5
493 I've got chills - they're multiplying! 1.3116 0.04175 199 150 36 13
494 I may have mentioned that you've taken up knitting. 1.3116 0.03924 199 146 44 9
495 WebMD says to apply heat... 1.3116 0.03924 199 146 44 9
496 Frosty said he’d be back. Looks like this time he brought friends.” 1.3116 0.04114 199 149 38 12
497 'And yet, no two are identical...' 1.3116 0.04175 199 150 36 13
498 You want mittens. You don't need mittens 1.3116 0.04114 199 149 38 12
499 They’re only foul weather friends. 1.3116 0.04114 199 149 38 12
500 Hey Karen, you know what the worst part of a snow zombie apocalypse would be? Brain freeze. …Karen? Are you listening? 1.3116 0.03924 199 146 44 9
501 There must have been some magic in those hundred old hats we found ... 1.3116 0.03989 199 147 42 10
502 Now he's complaining about illegal immigrants from the North!" 1.3100 0.04157 200 151 36 13
503 They don't LOOK like jolly, happy souls. 1.3096 0.03879 197 144 45 8
504 But where's Waldo? 1.3095 0.04621 168 128 28 12
505 They're here about our carbon footprint. 1.3077 0.04162 195 147 36 12
506 Don't let them in. The last time we did, they peed on the rug. 1.3077 0.04409 195 151 28 16
507 This neighborhood really lacks diversity 1.3077 0.04098 195 146 38 11
508 If you really want them to go away, let them in. 1.3077 0.04162 195 147 36 12
509 They want to watch Frozen again 1.3077 0.04162 195 147 36 12
510 It says 'cloudy with a chance of an uprising.' 1.3077 0.04033 195 145 40 10
511 I told you the rest would notice that you only knit Gary a scarf. 1.3057 0.04122 193 145 37 11
512 So you just assume they're all men? 1.3057 0.03989 193 143 41 9
513 I google snowman, we're in trouble, they're not smiling! 1.3057 0.04557 193 152 23 18
514 Keep knitting, they're multiplying. 1.3057 0.04056 193 144 39 10
515 Do you think they smell carrots? 1.3057 0.03921 193 142 43 8
516 Ignore them. They’ll be gone by spring. 1.3057 0.03781 193 140 47 6
517 WHITE snow-MEN? Really? In 2020? 1.3056 0.04464 180 138 29 13
518 Honey, do me a favor. Google a nice recipe for glazed carrots. 1.3037 0.04079 191 143 38 10
519 They're climate refugees,Carol. They'll die if we don't let them stay in our freezer. 1.3037 0.04212 191 145 34 12
520 Yeah, your address on Etsy is public. 1.3037 0.04277 191 146 32 13
521 Honey, don’t you think we ought to give the kids’ iPads back? 1.3037 0.04341 191 147 30 14
522 If you keep watching they'll never melt. 1.3037 0.03726 191 138 48 5
523 Honey, did you hit "Reply all"? 1.3037 0.04277 191 146 32 13
524 I knew the GMO carrots were a bad idea. 1.3034 0.04276 178 134 34 10
525 You see, now everybody wants a scarf. 1.3032 0.04121 188 141 37 10
526 Your family is coming from Minnesota? 1.3032 0.04190 188 142 35 11
527 See? I told you that "Frosty123" was a lousy Wi-Fi password." 1.3032 0.04190 188 142 35 11
528 I just posted that I'm sick of that silly "Frosty" story. Expect some backlash. 1.3032 0.04324 188 144 31 13
529 It says here that they're cold-blooded. 1.3032 0.04190 188 142 35 11
530 I'm googling recipes for carrot soup... 1.3032 0.03835 188 137 45 6
531 No need to panic unless they start thumpety-thump-thumping. 1.3032 0.04389 188 145 29 14
532 They respond extremely well to carrots and sticks. 1.3027 0.04094 185 138 38 9
533 This is abominable. 1.3011 0.04075 186 139 38 9
534 Honey, I think we’re going to need more yarn. 1.3011 0.03855 186 136 44 6
535 I think they just want to say goodbye and thank you for the hats. 1.2989 0.04170 184 139 35 10
536 Frosty the Klansman” - justin trante 1.2989 0.04952 184 151 11 22
537 It's just a flash-freeze mob." 1.2989 0.04578 184 145 23 16
538 Did you forget to turn off the 3-D printer again? 1.2989 0.04098 184 138 37 9
539 If they get in, we don’t have flood insurance. 1.2989 0.04768 184 148 17 19
540 What makes you think I didn’t tip the gardener? 1.2989 0.04170 184 139 35 10
541 They are protesting against your use of the term 'snowman' 1.2989 0.04241 184 140 33 11
542 They're harmless. They're just cold. 1.2989 0.04310 184 141 31 12
543 Damn Wifi. I clicked next-minute delivery of snowmen lots of times, but nothing happened. 1.2989 0.04098 184 138 37 9
544 Yep, here it is. Stephen King is a Calvin and Hobbes fan. 1.2989 0.04170 184 139 35 10
545 I told you, knit one a scarf and they'll all want one! 1.2989 0.04170 184 139 35 10
546 They haven't seen an interracial couple before, honey. They're just curious." 1.2967 0.04195 182 138 34 10
547 Just don't make eye contact and they won't bother you. 1.2967 0.04338 182 140 30 12
548 Well, be glad there not zombies like at Halloween!! 1.2967 0.04195 182 138 34 10
549 I just googled Thumpity-Thump-Thump, and it’s not good. 1.2967 0.04407 182 141 28 13
550 As usual, they are all white. 1.2967 0.04267 182 139 32 11
551 Dear Amazon Customer Service: for the second time in a row, my corncob pipe delivery has gone missing from my porch... 1.2967 0.04475 182 142 26 14
552 It says here the neighborhood is mostly white and can be a little cold 1.2967 0.04475 182 142 26 14
553 I prefer being surrounded by snowmen instead of yes men. 1.2967 0.04338 182 140 30 12
554 So apparently this is what Al Gore was warning us about, honey. Maybe we should’ve gotten that Prius after all. 1.2963 0.05139 108 80 24 4
555 See? Knit one of ‘em a hat and they all want one. Classic snowball effect... 1.2961 0.04241 179 136 33 10
556 Of course they're cold. But if we let them in it would be murder. 1.2961 0.04241 179 136 33 10
557 This website says that cloning and climate change are both fake news. 1.2961 0.04090 179 134 37 8
558 They're desperate for information about global warming 1.2961 0.04090 179 134 37 8
559 They're Christmas Carroters 1.2961 0.04314 179 137 31 11
560 I don't think calling them snowflakes will make them go away. 1.2961 0.04314 179 137 31 11
561 They say the weather outside is frightful! 1.2961 0.04387 179 138 29 12
562 I told you - don't put your knitting on Facebook! 1.2961 0.04090 179 134 37 8
563 They know about the fridge. 1.2961 0.04241 179 136 33 10
564 "According to the internet, it IS a sign of ADHD to build over fifty-two snowmen. 1.2951 0.04029 183 137 38 8
565 There’s no way to force a white Christmas, Honey. Crowdsourcing is irrelevant. 1.2944 0.04071 180 135 37 8
566 This is what happens when you post your knitted creations on social media. 1.2938 0.04267 177 135 32 10
567 This article says people won't take global warming seriously enough until it affects them personally. 1.2938 0.04191 177 134 34 9
568 Just ignore them. We can't give everyone a pipe. 1.2938 0.04191 177 134 34 9
569 Let's see the Joneses beat our holiday display this year. 1.2938 0.04191 177 134 34 9
570 It's their eyes - those cold flat coal eyes - I feel like they're always watching me. 1.2938 0.04035 177 132 38 7
571 Well the the forecast says it'll be a particularly Frosty night. 1.2938 0.04191 177 134 34 9
572 Ignore them. They'll be gone by June. 1.2938 0.03873 177 130 42 5
573 You should never have given that first one a hat. 1.2938 0.04035 177 134 35 8
574 Honey, what are you tweeting? 1.2938 0.04342 177 136 30 11
575 That kid with the stuffed tiger came by again. 1.2931 0.04158 174 131 35 8
576 It says here, 'just don't eat the yellow ones.' 1.2921 0.04171 178 135 34 9
577 It keeps the carolers away 1.2914 0.03893 175 129 41 5
578 I don't think he cares whether it has a pom pom or not, honey. 1.2914 0.03893 175 129 41 5
579 I'm using crowd sourcing to get some ideas about triggering a flash mob with a winter theme, why? 1.2914 0.04217 175 133 33 9
580 I see snow people. 1.2914 0.04370 175 135 29 11
581 It may not be exactly what Stephen Miller had in mind 1.2914 0.04217 175 133 33 9
582 Google says the noses are a reflection of the number of falsehoods told during this Presidency 1.2914 0.04589 175 138 23 14
583 It’s okay, they’re unarmed. 1.2914 0.04294 175 134 31 10
584 Hmm, it says here that your article on global warming had a major impact. 1.2914 0.04138 175 132 35 8
585 You can't blame them for being more concerned about global warming than we are. 1.2914 0.04444 175 136 27 12
586 Look, you were the one who thought we could raise a little holiday cash through Etsy. 1.2914 0.04370 175 135 29 11
587 Explain to them that I'm not watching "Frozen". 1.2914 0.04444 175 136 27 12
588 No darling, according to the internet there is no such thing as a zombi snowman. 1.2898 0.04272 176 135 31 10
589 Just wave the peeler at them again. 1.2898 0.04348 176 136 29 11
590 Hey, did you know Hitchcock planned a sequel to 'The Birds'? 1.2892 0.04362 166 127 30 9
591 I think they’re pleading for action on global warming. 1.2890 0.04474 173 135 26 12
592 Huh, Whole Foods is out of carrots. 1.2890 0.04242 173 132 32 9
593 Funny, looks like google’s never had this question before. 1.2890 0.04242 173 132 32 9
594 Look - Fred’s laptop is working nonstop to petition nations against global warming so you snowmen don’t become an endangered species. You all stand outside the White House windows & stare down the Donald instead ! 1.2890 0.04321 173 133 30 10
595 He warned us he'd be back again someday. 1.2890 0.04474 173 135 26 12
596 He couldn't keep a secret, could he. 1.2890 0.04548 173 136 24 13
597 ‘The weather outside is frightful,’ indeed. 1.2890 0.04242 173 132 32 9
598 Weather.com says it'll be frosty all night. 1.2890 0.04359 173 136 25 12
599 I think I see Waldo? 1.2890 0.04162 173 131 34 8
600 I forgot to turn my 3-D printer off last night” 1.2890 0.04081 173 130 36 7
601 Well, there's nothing jolly about 500 of them! 1.2890 0.04321 173 133 30 10
602 More climate refugees I guess. 1.2890 0.04242 173 132 32 9
603 If you haven’t finished your Amazon order, add a couple of flamethrowers 1.2875 0.04640 160 125 24 11
604 Did you just tweet something cynical about global warming? 1.2875 0.04468 160 123 28 9
605 My Amazon Prime order might have gone through more than once. 1.2874 0.04339 167 128 30 9
606 The sun'll come out Tomorrow 1.2874 0.04221 174 133 32 9
607 It seems they now want gloves in matching colors. 1.2874 0.04061 174 131 36 7
608 I think the special holiday episode for The Walking Dead has a lot of potential 1.2870 0.05057 115 87 23 5
609 Honey, looks like the Parson Brown flash mob is back. 1.2865 0.04579 171 135 23 13
610 I believe the correct term is "snowpeople" , Caren. 1.2865 0.04348 171 132 29 10
611 I told you, if you knit a scarf for one you'll have to make a scarf for all of them. 1.2865 0.04104 171 129 35 7
612 Don't worry. They'll be gone in the Spring. 1.2865 0.04187 171 130 33 8
613 OK. Which one of you wants the sweater? 1.2865 0.04426 171 133 27 11
614 You see them too right? 1.2865 0.04019 171 128 37 6
615 Front and center wants one of your knit hats. 1.2865 0.04019 171 128 37 6
616 Just pretend they're Parson Brown. 1.2865 0.04504 171 134 25 12
617 Just ignore them dear. They'll be gone by Spring. 1.2865 0.04268 171 131 31 9
618 They say that no two are identical. 1.2865 0.04268 171 131 31 9
619 Sure they're cold, but that doesn't mean they don't have feelings. 1.2857 0.03882 168 124 40 4
620 Can’t they see our menorah? 1.2857 0.04234 168 128 32 8
621 I already told them, Global Warming is fake news. 1.2857 0.04234 168 128 32 8
622 It says here that we should have used organic carrots... 1.2857 0.04317 168 129 30 9
623 He did say he wanted more immigration from Sweden... 1.2857 0.04317 168 129 30 9
624 Darling, is it ‘snowmen’ or ‘snowpeople’? 1.2857 0.04399 168 130 28 10
625 Honey, I think I’m going to need more yarn. 1.2857 0.04149 168 127 34 7
626 I said, 14 or 18 karat? 1.2857 0.04317 168 129 30 9
627 They're only going to go away if you let them inside. I know it sounds counterintuitive. 1.2857 0.04635 168 133 22 13
628 Honey, you know the "Free Pipe" ad you just posted on Craigslist...? 1.2857 0.04635 168 133 22 13
629 Did you hear that thumpety thump thump? 1.2857 0.04558 168 132 24 12
630 Must be snow women. I see no snowballs. 1.2857 0.04399 168 130 28 10
631 Did you forget to pay Billy for clearing the driveway? 1.2857 0.04062 168 126 36 6
632 It says we’re in their migratory route. 1.2857 0.04234 168 128 32 8
633 Honey, the weather outside is frightful. 1.2857 0.04479 168 131 26 11
634 Another global warming protest. 1.2857 0.04399 168 130 28 10
635 You say that, but you'll miss them when they're gone. 1.2857 0.03973 168 125 38 5
636 You explain why they can’t go to Aruba with us. 1.2857 0.04479 168 131 26 11
637 According to Google, the group is called a 'murder' of snowmen. 1.2857 0.04317 168 129 30 9
638 I'll go get the hair dryer. 1.2857 0.04149 168 127 34 7
639 Their disregard for privacy is what truly makes them abominable. 1.2857 0.04234 168 128 32 8
640 You're gonna need a bigger ball of yarn. 1.2857 0.04234 168 128 32 8
641 It’s a “gaggle of geese” and a “ pride of lions” so I’m damn sure it’s not a ’bunch’ of snowmen. Googling it now. 1.2857 0.04234 168 128 32 8
642 Oh, look!....... It’s the Christmas Carrotters. 1.2857 0.04479 168 131 26 11
643 I think it's about global warming. 1.2857 0.04149 168 127 34 7
644 They're climate refugees heading north. 1.2857 0.04234 168 128 32 8
645 So this is what life is in Buffalo 1.2848 0.04195 165 125 33 7
646 Web M.D. says it might be cancer. 1.2842 0.04357 183 144 26 13
647 Something frigid this way comes. 1.2840 0.04041 169 127 36 6
648 Which one is Waldo? 1.2840 0.04212 169 129 32 8
649 I see the weather outside is frightful 1.2840 0.04419 162 125 28 9
650 You ever have the feeling you’re in a Hitchcock movie? 1.2837 0.04648 141 108 26 7
651 Honey, do you ever have doubts about being in the witness protection program? 1.2831 0.04344 166 128 29 9
652 They’re back, they want in, and this time they're not falling for the old ‘come on in and sit by the fire’ trick. 1.2831 0.04428 166 129 27 10
653 The rest want scarves, too 1.2831 0.04259 166 127 31 8
654 Who’s going to tell them we are Jewish? 1.2831 0.04746 166 133 19 14
655 And what haunts me, is that in all the faces of these snowmen, I discover no kinship, no understanding, no mercy. I see only the overwhelming indifference of nature. 1.2831 0.04428 166 129 27 10
656 Maybe that was a snow woman I was patting down. 1.2831 0.04173 166 126 33 7
657 They're a hell of a lot cuter than the stink bugs that invaded last year. 1.2829 0.04320 152 115 31 6
658 But, baby, it's cold outside. 1.2824 0.04353 170 132 28 10
659 It says here they are powerless without their top hats. 1.2823 0.04933 124 95 23 6
660 Apparently it’s a snow ritual. They do it when the weather outside is frightful. 1.2814 0.04565 167 132 23 12
661 I warned you not to stay up to watch 'Night of the Living Dead' after 'Frosty the Snowman'! 1.2814 0.04322 167 129 29 9
662 The cannabis cookies bring them. 1.2814 0.04565 167 132 23 12
663 This Frozen 2 marketing has gotten out of hand. 1.2812 0.04080 160 125 27 8
664 No-I don't know what a herd of snowmen are called. 1.2812 0.04175 160 121 33 6
665 At least these won't last as long as those 101 pesky dalmatians 1.2810 0.04491 153 118 27 8
666 It might be seasonal affection disorder. 1.2805 0.04286 164 126 30 8
667 I knew there was life under those glaciers. 1.2805 0.04286 164 126 30 8
668 I think I’ll add carrots to the Brisket 1.2805 0.04702 164 131 20 13
669 So I posted my global warming petition and now I just need enough signatures to help it go viral. 1.2805 0.04197 164 125 32 7
670 I knitted them all hats but now they all want scarves! 1.2805 0.04286 164 126 30 8
671 It looks like we're snowed in." 1.2805 0.04372 164 127 28 9
672 They only think they want to be warm. 1.2805 0.04540 164 129 24 11
673 Living next door to Calvin and Hobbs is always interesting. 1.2805 0.04107 164 124 34 6
674 What can I say, Sheila? You knit good snowman hats, word gets around. 1.2805 0.04286 164 126 30 8
675 Tell them that I just ordered 100 corncob pipes. 1.2805 0.04372 164 127 28 9
676 I’ll check Windows privacy settings. 1.2795 0.04596 161 127 23 11
677 Give them a carrot, they become nosy as hell 1.2795 0.04596 161 127 23 11
678 I knew it was a white neighborhood, but this feels concerning 1.2795 0.04336 161 124 29 8
679 It says here we've been drafted into the war on Christmas. 1.2795 0.04596 161 127 23 11
680 Wow, carrot futures are really up. 1.2795 0.04153 161 122 33 6
681 I don’t know ... there’ s something a bit unsettling about them. 1.2795 0.04424 161 125 27 9
682 I told you your little cap-knitting project would snowball! 1.2795 0.04336 161 124 29 8
683 No, it's not just you. Our wifi is frozen, too. 1.2795 0.04153 161 122 33 6
684 ..Yeah, apparently I posted the ad for the snowblower on the wrong part of Craigslist. 1.2788 0.04516 165 130 24 11
685 Told you climate change is a hoax. 1.2788 0.04263 165 127 30 8
686 At least they're not clowns. 1.2788 0.04175 165 126 32 7
687 It's snow man's land out there. 1.2788 0.04349 165 128 28 9
688 Do you want to call ICE or should I? 1.2788 0.04175 165 126 32 7
689 I merely posted 'It's frosty outside' 1.2788 0.04263 165 127 30 8
690 I told you if you knitted one a present the whole thing would snowball 1.2788 0.04086 165 125 34 6
691 Well, they told us they’d be back again someday. 1.2788 0.04263 165 127 30 8
692 They smell fear. And cocoa. 1.2788 0.03805 165 122 40 3
693 I told you not to give them pipes, I knew they'd get addicted. 1.2788 0.04175 165 126 32 7
694 First, scary clowns. Now this. 1.2788 0.04175 165 126 32 7
695 Let’s see , how many of you still need hats? I’m working as fast as I can! 1.2788 0.04516 165 130 24 11
696 They think we’re in a snow globe. 1.2788 0.04433 165 129 26 10
697 We have to put Junior back on Ritalin! 1.2785 0.04102 158 119 34 5
698 Hon, let's go somewhere warm on vacation. 1.2785 0.04199 158 120 32 6
699 Oops, my mistake. I'm checking Amazon's return policy.... 1.2785 0.04478 158 123 26 9
700 Should we put the closed captions on for them? 1.2781 0.04322 151 115 30 6
701 Exclusively in our zoo: a human couple in their natural habitat. Danger of extinction: endangered species. 1.2770 0.04680 148 116 23 9
702 Its abominable outside. 1.2767 0.04177 159 121 32 6
703 Yeah, that Greta has really stirred the pot now. 1.2767 0.04714 159 127 20 12
704 It says here “global warming will initiate unforeseen migrations......” fake news! 1.2767 0.04177 159 121 32 6
705 Check out this video of snowmen invading a suburban home. 1.2767 0.04271 159 122 30 7
706 Bobby, I think the edibles are kicking in 1.2759 0.05279 116 91 18 7
707 Maybe we need to take Billy off the Ritalin. 1.2756 0.04508 156 122 25 9
708 Of course he told his friends who knitted his scarf. 1.2756 0.04416 156 121 27 8
709 Oops, wrong world... 1.2752 0.04936 149 120 17 12
710 Nothing about snow men, just clear and frosty tonight. 1.2752 0.04244 149 113 31 5
711 Oh, I meant to tell you… I put my old scarf on the snowman this afternoon. 1.2750 0.04154 160 122 32 6
712 Ignore them. It'll warm up soon. 1.2745 0.04273 153 117 30 6
713 You’re right! Amazon does sell corn cob pipes in bulk. 1.2745 0.04373 153 118 28 7
714 It says here that snow zombie attacks are increasing due to global warming. 1.2740 0.04613 146 114 24 8
715 Keep knitting; the waitlist has snowballed. 1.2740 0.04714 146 115 22 9
716 Can we just leave you our Snowman's Witnesses brochure? 1.2740 0.04910 146 117 18 11
717 They're willing to strike if we don't find an alternative to coal. 1.2740 0.04403 146 112 28 6
718 Stop looking, Jane-- that's the only way they'll leave. 1.2739 0.04573 157 124 23 10
719 I wonder if we shouldn't have shoveled the driveway. 1.2739 0.04573 157 124 23 10
720 Can I just order the scarves online and be done with all this? 1.2739 0.04297 157 121 29 7
721 Yes dear, I’m putting your hats and scarves on ETSY right now but I still don’t understand who you think is ever going to be interested in ‘Sunscreen Infused Artisanal Knitwear.” 1.2739 0.04573 157 124 23 10
722 I told you building snowmen after watching "The Walking Dead" was a bad idea. 1.2739 0.04297 157 121 29 7
723 I think they want coats now... 1.2739 0.04573 157 124 23 10
724 Good grief! There is another conspiracy theory on the internet about the invasion of snowmen. 1.2739 0.04297 157 121 29 7
725 Honey, I told you, knit one and they will come. 1.2739 0.04573 157 124 23 10
726 Just be thankful they can't sing Christmas carols. 1.2739 0.04573 157 124 23 10
727 They are angry about climate change. Don't worry, they won't last long. 1.2739 0.04483 157 123 25 9
728 Did the song say "he'll be back with friends someday"? 1.2739 0.04201 157 120 31 6
729 Your Post for "Free Thermal Knit Socks" is getting a lot of hits. 1.2739 0.04573 157 124 23 10
730 I'd invite them in but last time they left a mess. 1.2739 0.04483 157 123 25 9
731 It's a Frosty Flash Mob. 1.2739 0.04573 157 124 23 10
732 You're the one who said you didn't mind extending the kitchen over the burial ground 1.2739 0.04297 157 121 29 7
733 Are they armed? 1.2739 0.04103 157 119 33 5
734 Your Banksy painting is giving me the creeps. 1.2739 0.04297 157 121 29 7
735 I think they may be interested in my pipe collection. 1.2739 0.04002 157 118 35 4
736 I think it means you’re an influencer. 1.2739 0.04103 157 119 33 5
737 At least they can't wield torches. 1.2739 0.04391 157 122 27 8
738 As long as they're not abominable, I wouldn't worry. 1.2727 0.04148 154 117 32 5
739 Pants, I would imagine. 1.2727 0.04539 154 121 24 9
740 Ignore them. By spring they'll be gone. 1.2722 0.04178 158 121 31 6
741 Relax, I cranked up the heat. 1.2722 0.03878 158 118 37 3
742 Did you let the dog in? 1.2722 0.04080 158 120 33 5
743 I thought this move to Minnesota might be a mistake! 1.2722 0.04178 158 121 31 6
744 Now is the winter of their discontent. 1.2722 0.04367 158 123 27 8
745 Hun, I told you not to feed them. 1.2722 0.04367 158 123 27 8
746 Let's skip over 'My life is Kafka-esque' stuff and tell me how you feel about one of them wearing a scarf you made for me. 1.2722 0.04721 158 127 19 12
747 Just ignore them. I changed the Netflix password. 1.2722 0.04080 158 120 33 5
748 It says here there's a violent cold front marching in. 1.2722 0.04458 158 124 25 9
749 Still think the thermostat is set ‘just right’? 1.2722 0.04547 158 125 23 10
750 I told you if you knit one for Frosty then you'd have to for all of his friends. 1.2722 0.04721 158 127 19 12
751 I think it's time to turn the heat up and light a fire. 1.2720 0.04735 125 96 24 5
752 Your flaky family arrived 1.2715 0.04500 151 118 25 8
753 I guess we took our decorations down too soon. 1.2710 0.04225 155 119 30 6
754 You shouldn't have used cashmere - now every snowman in the world will want one. 1.2710 0.04125 155 118 32 5
755 I'll order more yarn. 1.2710 0.04323 155 120 28 7
756 Snowpeople dear, it's 2020. Our front yard isn't overflowing with menacing snowmen, it's overflowing with menacing snowpeople. 1.2710 0.04225 155 119 30 6
757 I’m guessing we will need to order about 300 corncob pipes. 1.2710 0.04419 155 121 26 8
758 My, oh, my, you do not want to know what thumpety thump thump means. 1.2710 0.04323 155 120 28 7
759 What did your company do this time, Harold? The climate activists are back. 1.2710 0.04125 155 118 32 5
760 Pay them no mind, dear. It's just more white privilege. 1.2710 0.04695 155 124 20 11
761 This is the last time I am using Meet Up. 1.2710 0.04419 155 121 26 8
762 Don’t mind them. They are just here to confront you about your ‘global warming is a hoax’ article. 1.2710 0.04419 155 121 26 8
763 It seems my post praying for a warming trend has sparked mass protests. 1.2710 0.04125 155 118 32 5
764 Ignore them. Eventually, they'll vanish. 1.2697 0.04172 152 116 31 5
765 Tell them it’s true. It’ll be warmer every year from now on. 1.2697 0.04172 152 116 31 5
766 What the hell is that thumpety- thumping out there? 1.2697 0.04570 152 120 23 9
767 Nope. ‘’Zombie Snowman Mob’ isn’t mentioned in any of the AirBnB reviews. 1.2697 0.04275 152 122 21 9
768 A frosty reception leads to an uncomfortable moment. 1.2697 0.04474 152 119 25 8
769 Of course it’s creepy, but when you have “two eyes made of coal”, you have get close to see the television”... 1.2697 0.04172 152 116 31 5
770 Honey, how much CBD went into these cookies? 1.2697 0.04375 152 118 27 7
771 Don't mind them, Sally, they're just trying to get a view of the impeachment proceedings. 1.2697 0.04375 152 118 27 7
772 Hunny, think it's time we talk to the doctor about lowering Billy's Adderall dosage? 1.2697 0.04474 152 119 25 8
773 You shouldn't have given Jimmy that "Calvin and Hobbes" book. 1.2697 0.04375 152 118 27 7
774 I told you not to give him a scarf. Now they all want one. 1.2697 0.04474 152 119 25 8
775 Tell them to go to the White House. 1.2697 0.04275 152 117 29 6
776 Climate change activists are getting more aggressive 1.2697 0.04275 152 117 29 6
777 I googled it, a large group of snowmen is called a “Mound” 1.2695 0.04815 141 112 20 9
778 I'm not the one who said we have plenty of room in the freezer. 1.2695 0.04374 141 108 28 5
779 Now can I turn the heat on? 1.2692 0.04299 156 121 28 7
780 Must be your side of the family. 1.2685 0.04530 149 117 24 8
781 And not one has a mouth to speak out against climate change 1.2685 0.04429 149 116 26 7
782 Honey, I think I found the missing hats. 1.2685 0.04530 149 117 24 8
783 That's the last time I troll Frosty on Social Media. 1.2685 0.03999 149 112 34 3
784 Webmd said you can try a hair dryer. 1.2685 0.04429 149 116 26 7
785 Without any mouths, I assume they are caroling "Silent Night" 1.2680 0.04637 153 124 18 11
786 If you let them in, they’ll just make a mess on the carpet 1.2680 0.04350 153 119 27 7
787 Look carefully and you'll find Waldo. 1.2671 0.04589 146 115 23 8
788 An open casting call is always a big mistake. 1.2671 0.04269 146 112 29 5
789 We are going to have a real flood when they melt 1.2671 0.04589 146 115 23 8
790 I guess global warming has its perks, right? 1.2671 0.04790 146 117 19 10
791 I'll get the salt. 1.2671 0.04042 146 110 33 3
792 Where do you think I've been bringing all the hats you knit? 1.2671 0.04589 146 115 23 8
793 Would you just PLEASE give them your scarf and cap this year! 1.2671 0.04589 146 115 23 8
794 Honey, what did you Google? 1.2671 0.04378 146 113 27 6
795 Honey, have you heard about this 'Million Snowmen March?' Apparently they're Christmas caroling at the homes of sexual predators, singing, 'Baby It's Cold Outside...' 1.2667 0.04885 150 122 16 12
796 Honey, I think I know where my scarf went. 1.2667 0.04504 150 118 24 8
797 Snombies. 1.2667 0.04698 150 120 20 10
798 ‘May I suggest we start a family with a longer lifespan ?’ 1.2667 0.04403 150 117 26 7
799 It says to NOT put a mouth on them. 1.2667 0.04195 150 115 30 5
800 Apparently, they're attracted to the scent of wool. 1.2667 0.04195 150 115 30 5
801 Don't let them intimidate you. They're just a bunch of overgrown snowflakes. 1.2667 0.04504 150 118 24 8
802 The new neighbours are friendly but a bit cold. 1.2667 0.04195 150 115 30 5
803 No...I’ve never considered moving to Florida - why do you ask? 1.2667 0.04087 150 114 32 4
804 Let's not panic ... there's a warm front due tonight. 1.2667 0.04300 150 116 28 6
805 Honey, remind me, on which day of Christmas do the snowmen come a-lurking? 1.2667 0.04300 150 116 28 6
806 Just ignore them-they'll go away in about 2 to 3 months 1.2653 0.04458 147 115 25 7
807 There is talk about a Northern Wall.... 1.2653 0.04458 147 115 25 7
808 The non-binary, gender fluid, pansexual snow people have arrived. 1.2653 0.04561 147 116 23 8
809 Don't worry dear, they're merely the ghosts of climates past. 1.2653 0.04244 147 113 29 5
810 Sometimes it feels like climate change is right at our doorstep. 1.2653 0.04458 147 115 25 7
811 Maybe I shouldn’t have said apply in person. 1.2653 0.04561 147 116 23 8
812 OK, the corn-cob pipe giveaway was a bad idea. 1.2653 0.04662 147 117 21 9
813 What the Hell are you ordering, Stan? 1.2653 0.04458 147 115 25 7
814 Don't worry, dear. I'm sure they'll melt before they get to the lords a- leaping. 1.2653 0.04352 147 114 27 6
815 I don't care if they stand there all night--we're not giving them our wi-fi password. 1.2649 0.04477 151 119 24 8
816 Well, according to this, it’s some kind of strike against global warming 1.2639 0.04621 144 114 22 8
817 What, you’d prefer Zombies? 1.2639 0.04294 144 111 28 5
818 Yup, looks like they found you on Etsy. 1.2639 0.04406 144 112 26 6
819 Just relax...they'll be puddles in the spring. 1.2639 0.04725 144 115 20 9
820 I wish we lived in a more diverse neighborhood 1.2639 0.04121 144 112 27 5
821 I told you -- now they ALL want one. 1.2639 0.04062 144 109 32 3
822 The scarf went viral. 1.2639 0.03940 144 108 34 2
823 It's OK, honey. The news says to just stay indoors and have your blow-dryer ready. 1.2639 0.04180 144 110 30 4
824 How do our neighbours find the time? 1.2639 0.04062 144 109 32 3
825 Closing the curtains isn't going to make it better, Bob. 1.2635 0.04326 148 115 27 6
826 If you ignore them for long enough,they will just go away. 1.2635 0.04108 148 113 31 4
827 Sabrina, I've told you a million times before... You can't just give a bunch of snowman life without expecting them to realize the brevity of their existence. 1.2635 0.04219 148 114 29 5
828 'Call 911, I'll get the salt' 1.2635 0.04219 148 114 29 5
829 It’s not a mob, honey—they’re climate refugees. 1.2635 0.04923 148 121 15 12
830 We can’t let them in. They’ll just pee all over the rug. 1.2635 0.04534 148 117 23 8
831 When does your family arrive, again? 1.2635 0.04108 148 113 31 4
832 I’m taking down your Etsy page until spring. 1.2635 0.04219 148 114 29 5
833 Now can we turn the heat up? 1.2628 0.04277 156 122 27 7
834 I wished for a concert by Chopin not snowmen. 1.2628 0.04778 137 109 20 8
835 We’re gonna need more yarn. 1.2621 0.04155 145 111 30 4
836 Honey, they said Spring begins tomorrow...and they know you own a cold storage warehouse. 1.2621 0.04487 145 114 24 7
837 You used the Internet to get them here. Now use it to send them back. 1.2621 0.04268 145 112 28 5
838 Honey, you're going to need to learn to knit faster. 1.2621 0.04487 145 114 24 7
839 Don't let them in they'll just make a mess and disappear 1.2621 0.04268 145 112 28 5
840 Honey... did the doc say anything about side effects? 1.2621 0.04696 145 116 20 9
841 I may have implied that I perfected an anti-melting device. 1.2621 0.04379 145 113 26 6
842 I was just thinking, how lucky we are to live out here in the woods with no nosey Neighbors to intrude on our privacy. 1.2621 0.04487 145 114 24 7
843 If you turn off the Pandora Holiday station they’ll probably go away. 1.2621 0.04268 145 112 28 5
844 See what you started, honey? Now all his friends want scarves too. 1.2621 0.04896 145 118 16 11
845 We really should have put up the snow fence. 1.2621 0.04379 145 113 26 6
846 I was right. It's a "pack" of killer snowmen, not a "herd". 1.2621 0.04038 145 110 32 3
847 It’s the one with the tall cap that creeps me out. 1.2621 0.04593 145 115 22 8
848 I hate, hate, hate casting for Christmas cartoons! 1.2621 0.04797 145 117 18 10
849 But they're saying it's cold outside. 1.2621 0.04487 145 114 24 7
850 It certainly is creepy when Alexa hears you talking in your sleep. 1.2621 0.04487 145 114 24 7
851 I'm sorry you're cold, but you must see how coming inside isn't the answer. 1.2621 0.04268 145 112 28 5
852 How cute- they are christmas carroting. 1.2621 0.04379 145 113 26 6
853 Just ignore them honey, they'll be gone by spring. 1.2621 0.04487 145 114 24 7
854 What have we got in the fridge? 1.2621 0.04268 145 112 28 5
855 They must have heard we have Disney Plus. 1.2621 0.03917 145 111 31 3
856 I told you so. Now they ALL want a hat. 1.2621 0.04268 145 112 28 5
857 They're Jesnowva's Witnesses. 1.2621 0.04379 145 113 26 6
858 Good question. Let me check the forecast... 1.2621 0.04487 145 114 24 7
859 Frosty was a prolific sperm donor. 1.2621 0.04379 145 113 26 6
860 Looks like Greta Thunberg’s fans are here. 1.2621 0.04268 145 112 28 5
861 Remember, with carrots, size doesn't matter. 1.2621 0.04797 145 117 18 10
862 It DOES seem cruel, but it's for their own good. 1.2621 0.04487 145 114 24 7
863 I knew they'd be back again someday. 1.2621 0.04268 145 112 28 5
864 I can't find any patterns for carrot warmers. 1.2621 0.04593 145 115 22 8
865 Where’s the remote? I think they want to watch “Frosty” again. 1.2621 0.04487 145 114 24 7
866 Yeah, we probably shouldn't have let our snowman use the bathroom last night. 1.2621 0.04593 145 115 22 8
867 Get the hairdryer. 1.2621 0.04155 145 111 30 4
868 Frozen 3: With a Vengeance 1.2621 0.04696 145 116 20 9
869 How long did that take you? 1.2617 0.04507 149 118 23 8
870 Jerry is not wearing his hat again. 1.2617 0.04507 149 118 23 8
871 It may be cold, but we're not letting them in. 1.2617 0.05200 107 84 18 5
872 Apparently it's a Frosty flash mob! 1.2612 0.04846 134 107 19 8
873 Whoa! I guess word got out that we gave Frosty that hat. 1.2612 0.04846 134 107 19 8
874 Yeah, white power is a thing. 1.2595 0.04323 158 125 25 8
875 Oh so the moon’s not interesting enough huh? 1.2587 0.04730 143 115 19 9
876 It’s “snowmaggedon,” not “snowman-geddon.” That’s not a thing. 1.2587 0.04406 143 112 25 6
877 I told you this would happen if you started knitting them free scarves and hats. 1.2587 0.04625 143 114 21 8
878 Not to worry, dear, they're climate control activists. They won't be here long. 1.2587 0.04293 143 111 27 5
879 Okay, later tonight it will change from abominable to merely frightening. 1.2587 0.04625 143 114 21 8
880 Pay no attention to them. They don’t know they’ll melt if they come inside. 1.2587 0.04730 143 115 19 9
881 Zuckerberg's got around the ban on location tracking. 1.2587 0.04730 143 115 19 9
882 Hon, did you put something in the eggnog? 1.2587 0.04406 143 112 25 6
883 Snowman (they, them) 1.2587 0.04517 143 113 23 7
884 White Snowpremacy 1.2587 0.04517 143 113 23 7
885 Honey, I think I know where that 'thumpity thump thump' is coming from... 1.2576 0.04641 132 104 22 6
886 It's the Frosty Posse on climate change again,George 1.2576 0.04884 132 106 18 8
887 What reminds you of Hitchcock? 1.2571 0.04225 140 108 28 4
888 No wonder they were out of carrots at Safeway 1.2571 0.03975 140 106 32 2
889 If you would just make it a little warmer in here we wouldn't have this problem... 1.2571 0.04885 105 81 21 3
890 Weird, not many bids on most of the stuff but I have a thousand people watching the walk in freezer. 1.2571 0.04795 140 113 18 9
891 George, I think you've Twitter flamed the wrong group this time. 1.2571 0.04462 140 110 24 6
892 They heard you keep the house at 32. I don't have the heart to tell them that's Celcius. 1.2571 0.04795 140 113 18 9
893 If we give them money, they'll just blow it on corn cob pipes. 1.2571 0.04345 140 109 26 5
894 It is like feeding stray cats dear. If you keep making hats and scarves for them, they are never going to go away. 1.2571 0.04687 140 114 17 9
895 I told you, if you feed one we’re going to have a problem. 1.2569 0.04489 144 114 23 7
896 We forgot to make them any snow women 1.2569 0.04379 144 113 25 6
897 Calvin was bored his afternoon. 1.2569 0.04152 144 111 29 4
898 According to Accuweather, the snowman apocalypse is expected tomorrow. 1.2569 0.04267 144 112 27 5
899 I said I'm busy! If there was a snow man apocalypse I'm sure we would hear about it. 1.2569 0.04033 144 110 31 3
900 It's a life sized "Where's Waldo" You see him? 1.2569 0.04267 144 112 27 5
901 i wonder if anyone noticed that I swiped a snowman with my car earlier today, 1.2569 0.04379 144 113 25 6
902 Better turn the heat up. 1.2569 0.04379 144 113 25 6
903 And you questioned my concern with having our home address on the internet? 1.2569 0.04152 144 111 29 4
904 Quick honey. Turn the heat up. 1.2569 0.04152 144 111 29 4
905 I don't think it's dangerous to deny climate change. Why? 1.2569 0.04489 144 114 23 7
906 On the bright side, at least they don’t need mittens. 1.2569 0.04489 144 114 23 7
907 I'm googling 'flame throwers' . 1.2569 0.04379 144 113 25 6
908 Honey, do we still keep the hairdryer in the safe with the gun? 1.2569 0.04267 144 112 27 5
909 Ok, give me another sustainable use for coal. 1.2569 0.04379 144 113 25 6
910 See, now they all want you to knit them a scarf. 1.2569 0.04489 144 114 23 7
911 Sure, I've trashed a few snowmen in my day. What makes you ask 1.2569 0.04267 144 112 27 5
912 No worries, they’ll disappear in the spring. 1.2569 0.04379 144 113 25 6
913 The Million Snowman March should be passing by our house right about now. 1.2569 0.04379 144 113 25 6
914 They say there's no business like snow business! 1.2569 0.04267 144 112 27 5
915 They prefer to be called "climate change activists." 1.2569 0.04596 144 115 21 8
916 Again? I'll get the blow dryer. 1.2569 0.04267 144 112 27 5
917 We got a good response to our ad. Now pick one already. 1.2569 0.04152 144 111 29 4
918 It says they're protesting climate change. 1.2569 0.04267 144 112 27 5
919 Honey, do you mind answering the doorbell? 1.2569 0.04267 144 112 27 5
920 They won't leave until they all get scarves. 1.2569 0.04489 144 114 23 7
921 According to the Internet it's called a 'flurry of snowmen.' That's cute. 1.2569 0.04267 144 112 27 5
922 Well, they did say they'd be back again someday. 1.2569 0.04152 144 111 29 4
923 Honey, we're going to need a lot more yarn. 1.2569 0.04152 144 111 29 4
924 It's the Zamboni Apocalypse. 1.2569 0.04802 144 117 17 10
925 I found a great carrot cake recipe 1.2569 0.04152 144 111 29 4
926 It's raining cats and dogs down south but nothing about snowmen locally 1.2569 0.04033 144 110 31 3
927 I warned you. You knit one of them a scarf, they’re all going to want scarves. 1.2569 0.04267 144 112 27 5
928 Well, well. Looks like the Klan has adopted a new winter uniform. 1.2569 0.04700 144 116 19 9
929 It appears to be a global warming protest 1.2569 0.04489 144 114 23 7
930 I’m just so used to offering the carrot and then the sticks—they went for it! 1.2569 0.04489 144 114 23 7
931 They want to know if the ice cubes can come out and play. 1.2569 0.04379 144 113 25 6
932 I don't know, but I'll bet Greta Thunberg's behind it. 1.2569 0.04267 144 112 27 5
933 It says here "side effects may include paranoia and chills." 1.2569 0.04152 144 111 29 4
934 Because I made them they think I'm God. 1.2562 0.04771 121 95 21 5
935 I told them assisted-melting is only legal in Finland but they won’t listen. 1.2556 0.04851 133 107 18 8
936 Yeah, carrot cake sounds good. 1.2556 0.04732 133 106 20 7
937 Build it and they will come, sure. But when will they leave? 1.2555 0.04520 137 108 23 6
938 It’s gonna be tough getting used to being the only humans in the neighborhood 1.2553 0.04434 141 111 24 6
939 I’m knitting as fast as I can! 1.2553 0.04077 141 108 30 3
940 You need to charge more for your hats. 1.2553 0.04199 141 109 28 4
941 Not a single snow woman 1.2536 0.04720 138 111 19 8
942 I warned you not to give one of them a scarf! 1.2536 0.04831 138 112 17 9
943 The new neighbor’s kid? Calvin - why do you ask? 1.2536 0.04831 138 112 17 9
944 Tell them we're woke and it's the last year we're using carbon based facial features. And corn cob pipes were never a thing, anyway. 1.2536 0.04371 138 108 25 5
945 Maybe they ought to think about securing the Northern border. 1.2536 0.04720 138 111 19 8
946 They say it's going to be a killer frost. 1.2536 0.04607 138 110 21 7
947 Oh, that's the neighbor boy, Calvin. I wouldn't worry about it. Tomorrow he will go back to playing with his tiger toy. 1.2536 0.04607 138 110 21 7
948 Now you see why I told you not to let that one in. Now we'll never get rid of them. 1.2536 0.04491 138 109 23 6
949 I think the kids next door have been playing snowman apocalypse in our yard again. 1.2536 0.04491 138 109 23 6
950 They are with the Global Warming Initiative and they claim they are melting. They want me to vote "YES" on the Climate Change Bill. 1.2500 0.04519 136 108 22 6
951 Why, that’s my screensaver. 1.2500 0.04519 136 108 22 6
952 text: Frosty, your friends are here. You can party in the rec room, but keep a mop handy! 1.2500 0.04519 136 108 22 6
953 I think we need to reduce Billy's adderall dose. 1.2500 0.04754 136 110 18 8
954 Can you beat that? My screen just froze again! 1.2500 0.04638 136 109 20 7
955 Oh dear! I really wish you hadn't posted our snow woman on Facebook! 1.2500 0.04519 136 108 22 6
956 We really should have taken a look at the packaging of the fertilizer first. 1.2500 0.04868 136 111 16 9
957 I just donated to crazy Aunt Beatrice's Bring the Snowmen to Life Go Fund Me page 1.2500 0.04638 136 109 20 7
958 Hunny, why is there a charge for three hundred carrots? 1.2500 0.04272 136 106 26 4
959 Like I said, if you leave cocoa and cookies for Santa, news gets around. 1.2500 0.04142 136 105 28 3
960 I found it. It's called a globe of snowmen. 1.2500 0.04519 136 108 22 6
961 The new neighbors sure are nosy... 1.2500 0.04754 136 110 18 8
962 Winter really snuck up on us this year. 1.2500 0.04638 136 109 20 7
963 That's why you should never leave beer outside to cool it off. 1.2500 0.04754 136 110 18 8
964 I told you we shouldn’t have built that house on top of that ancient snowman burial ground. 1.2500 0.04272 136 106 26 4
965 It says on the weather that snow will be a problem tonight. 1.2500 0.05000 100 78 19 3
966 Honey, can you google what snow patrol means? 1.2500 0.04397 136 107 24 5
967 They heard about the snow woman we made last year. 1.2500 0.04638 136 109 20 7
968 This never happened when we lived in Florida. 1.2500 0.04638 136 109 20 7
969 No matter how pathetic they look, we can't bring them in the house! 1.2500 0.04519 136 108 22 6
970 I told you there'd be trouble with the white neighbors. 1.2500 0.04868 136 111 16 9
971 I told them we have Frozen 2 on DVD..... 1.2500 0.04519 136 108 22 6
972 Don't worry, honey, they'll be shush by tomorrow. Who says there's nothing good about global warming? 1.2500 0.05248 104 83 16 5
973 So when is your family arriving again? 1.2500 0.04638 136 109 20 7
974 Will you turn off the porch light dear? 1.2500 0.04638 136 109 20 7
975 Here's what you posted: "New in town, single, winter soul, seeks curvy man with dark, smoky eyes. Must love hand-knit apparel." 1.2500 0.04519 136 108 22 6
976 Ignore them. The protest should end by next March. 1.2500 0.04519 136 108 22 6
977 Ignore them. They just want attention. 1.2500 0.04978 136 112 14 10
978 If we let them in they'll just want back out again. 1.2500 0.04272 136 106 26 4
979 Chill 1.2500 0.04142 136 105 28 3
980 Next time why don't you face them the other way, honey. 1.2500 0.04207 136 108 23 5
981 Their cable is out again. 1.2500 0.04638 136 109 20 7
982 No, no! I said I wanted a Christmas present with lots of CARATS. 1.2482 0.04369 137 108 24 5
983 It turns out they’ve been building the wall on the wrong border. 1.2482 0.04490 137 109 22 6
984 If they want to come in, let them come in. But they're not going to like what happens next. 1.2481 0.04453 133 105 23 5
985 I'm ordering now. How many need hats? 1.2481 0.04702 133 107 19 7
986 Tell them we already have a church. 1.2481 0.04702 133 107 19 7
987 We have flood insurance, right? 1.2481 0.04323 133 104 25 4
988 We know what you did last winter. 1.2481 0.04453 133 105 23 5
989 How could you not like winter? 1.2481 0.04323 133 104 25 4
990 Ha Honey, will you look at this, Tweeter is blowing up with some crazy zombie snowman conspiracy 1.2481 0.04938 133 109 15 9
991 Just tell them Trump says global warming is a hoax. That should put a smile back on their faces. 1.2481 0.04323 133 104 25 4
992 What makes you want to know how the "March of the Penguins" ended? 1.2481 0.04189 133 103 27 3
993 Anyone want a snow-clone 1.2481 0.04821 133 108 17 8
994 Don't worry Annie, the sun will come out tomorrow 1.2481 0.04702 133 107 19 7
995 Corn cob pipes are still on backorder. 1.2481 0.04189 133 103 27 3
996 This article says that angry white men are on the move. 1.2481 0.05052 133 110 13 10
997 It’s just their way of thanking you for the carrots. 1.2481 0.04189 133 103 27 3
998 Ok, I'll delete the tweet. 1.2481 0.04323 133 104 25 4
999 I'd say knit faster. 1.2481 0.04579 133 106 21 6
1000 Tell them Elsa and Anna have moved and they're trespassing. 1.2481 0.04702 133 107 19 7
1001 Abominable aren't they? 1.2481 0.04821 133 108 17 8
1002 I guess we're snowed in. 1.2481 0.04702 133 107 19 7
1003 Honey I think I see Waldo. 1.2481 0.04453 133 105 23 5
1004 I'm crowd-sourcing the New Year's Eve party invitations. 1.2481 0.04453 133 105 23 5
1005 They want us to reduce our carbon footprint. 1.2481 0.04579 133 106 21 6
1006 Do I really have to explain to you why you can't let them in to warm up? 1.2481 0.04579 133 106 21 6
1007 I'll get the flamethrower over-nighted. 1.2481 0.04702 133 107 19 7
1008 Honey, did you see this ridiculous news article about Zombie Snow-Men terrorizing the area... silly... must be fake news. 1.2481 0.04702 133 107 19 7
1009 Have you tried this new dating app yet? 1.2481 0.04453 133 105 23 5
1010 Google calls it the “Minnesota Zombie Apocalypse”. They’re not dangerous, just judgmental. 1.2481 0.04323 133 104 25 4
1011 Flip on the tv, dear, it’s time for the annual showing of Frosty the Snowman. 1.2481 0.05047 129 106 14 9
1012 Fox predicts North Pole caravan 1.2481 0.04542 129 102 22 5
1013 I swear that one winked at me. 1.2463 0.04549 134 107 21 6
1014 Frosty’s on next! 1.2462 0.04511 130 103 22 5
1015 Am I crowd sourcing? 1.2462 0.04377 130 102 24 4
1016 I see Waldo's hat. 1.2462 0.04095 130 100 28 2
1017 I told you not to order from Costco. 1.2460 0.04739 126 101 19 6
1018 I'll just order a bunch of scarves online, or they'll never leave. 1.2451 0.05107 102 81 17 4
1019 They seem upset that we didn't build any snowwomen. 1.2443 0.04210 131 102 26 3
1020 Honey, I think we should have gone to the climate-action rally... 1.2443 0.04480 131 104 22 5
1021 They're mad we changed the wifi password 1.2443 0.04210 131 102 26 3
1022 Honey, I think your “Frozen II” tweet has gone viral. 1.2443 0.04347 131 103 24 4
1023 Sure, we don't have to worry about stolen packages anymore but don't you think the neighbourhood watch has gone a little too far? 1.2443 0.04480 131 104 22 5
1024 I hardly think a few snowmen are going to bring about the end of the world. 1.2443 0.04735 131 106 18 7
1025 Oh, here it is. The Snowman's Association will be meeting at....they got the address wrong. 1.2443 0.04609 131 105 20 6
1026 They're climate refugees. 1.2443 0.04480 131 104 22 5
1027 Snopes says the zombie snowman apocalypse is a myth 1.2443 0.04480 131 104 22 5
1028 Have you been feeding the snowmen again Sarah? 1.2443 0.04609 131 105 20 6
1029 I hope you like like carrot soup 1.2443 0.04609 131 105 20 6
1030 Sweety, I told you what would happen if you gave it a scarf. 1.2443 0.04480 131 104 22 5
1031 They want us to change the Yule log channel. 1.2443 0.04735 131 106 18 7
1032 Ok try snow person removal 1.2443 0.04347 131 103 24 4
1033 Give us all your buttons, or else. 1.2443 0.04609 131 105 20 6
1034 It’s the Frosty apocalypse. 1.2443 0.04347 131 103 24 4
1035 I'm sure the dog is fine outside; he's not bothering anyone. 1.2443 0.04735 131 106 18 7
1036 Sharon, maybe you shouldn't have tweeted about Frosty. 1.2443 0.04609 131 105 20 6
1037 I'm ordering you a flame thrower, sweetie. 1.2443 0.04735 131 106 18 7
1038 Somebody leaked my casting call for “Frozen 3” extras. 1.2443 0.04977 131 108 14 9
1039 Looks like Frosty met a snow-woman... 1.2443 0.04347 131 103 24 4
1040 Oh, swell! Now they ALL want scarves. 1.2443 0.04609 131 105 20 6
1041 What kind of tea did you say this is? 1.2443 0.04210 131 102 26 3
1042 I told you posting that Craigslist ad would get a lot of responses. 1.2443 0.04609 131 105 20 6
1043 No. No. You know perfectly well why we can’t let them in from the cold. 1.2443 0.04858 131 107 16 8
1044 Well, you did just offer to do the snow blowing. 1.2443 0.04347 131 103 24 4
1045 Begging for Shelter! Climate change is coming 1.2443 0.04480 131 104 22 5
1046 A bunch of angry white males." 1.2443 0.04480 131 104 22 5
1047 Oh, it's just another Global Warming protest. 1.2443 0.04480 131 104 22 5
1048 Tape your carrot cake and carrot soup recipes on the window. They’ll leave 1.2443 0.04480 131 104 22 5
1049 Don't worry, they're just Russian bots. 1.2443 0.04609 131 105 20 6
1050 I think they’ve come to free their brother in my snow globe. 1.2443 0.04210 131 102 26 3
1051 They’re really not very bright. They think this is the pre-game show. 1.2443 0.04347 131 103 24 4
1052 Where's global warming when you need it? 1.2443 0.04858 131 107 16 8
1053 What did I tell you? Knit one of them a scarf and they'll all want one. 1.2443 0.04977 131 108 14 9
1054 That's odd, I have 62,000 new friend requests. 1.2443 0.04347 131 103 24 4
1055 Well, your Tinder profile does say that you like Cold Play. 1.2443 0.05094 131 109 12 10
1056 Tell me a little about your paranoia 1.2443 0.04347 131 103 24 4
1057 All right. Carrots. Snow formations. A sense of being watched. Any other symptoms? 1.2443 0.04858 131 107 16 8
1058 The only way to deal with them is with a carrot or stick approach. 1.2443 0.04210 131 102 26 3
1059 Their email says they want to have some fun before they melt away 1.2443 0.04735 131 106 18 7
1060 It says “The weather outside is frightful “. 1.2443 0.04735 131 106 18 7
1061 Frosty invited all his friends over.... 1.2443 0.04480 131 104 22 5
1062 You're right -- it IS colder in here than it is outside. 1.2443 0.04735 131 106 18 7
1063 I'm having a Hallmark moment." 1.2443 0.04480 131 104 22 5
1064 How thoughtful, Amazon anticipated our need for fresh carrots and hats. 1.2443 0.04858 131 107 16 8
1065 Just close the drapes. They’ll go away when the sun comes out. 1.2443 0.04609 131 105 20 6
1066 These climate change protesters have no boundaries. 1.2443 0.04480 131 104 22 5
1067 I did't realize that snowmen migrated 1.2427 0.04871 103 81 19 3
1068 Are you baking carrot cake again, dear? 1.2427 0.04871 103 81 19 3
1069 I’m telling you, don’t give them mouths. You will never hear the end of it 1.2424 0.04578 132 106 20 6
1070 Please don’t snowmansplain this. 1.2424 0.04703 132 107 18 7
1071 You better knit faster. Now they ALL want a new cap. 1.2424 0.04450 132 105 22 5
1072 ‘I know. But let’s not have a meltdown because of this..” 1.2424 0.04318 132 104 24 4
1073 Don’t make eye contact, climate change will take care of them. 1.2424 0.04578 132 106 20 6
1074 They’re out calling for action on global warming. 1.2424 0.04578 132 106 20 6
1075 Prime will deliver more yarn in an hour. 1.2424 0.04450 132 105 22 5
1076 I told you if you made one of them a scarf, they will all want one. 1.2424 0.04450 132 105 22 5
1077 It appears they have recently unionized..... 1.2424 0.04450 132 105 22 5
1078 Don't worry they'll be extinct soon. 1.2424 0.04450 132 105 22 5
1079 Tell them to check the porch--Amazon says 500 corncob pipes just arrived! 1.2424 0.04318 132 104 24 4
1080 The global-warming debate has shifted from social media to grass roots. 1.2424 0.04450 132 105 22 5
1081 Your Twitter following has really snowballed. 1.2422 0.04539 128 102 21 5
1082 No, but I saw a guy on our lawn this morning with a stuffed tiger and a slightly demented look on his face. 1.2422 0.04401 128 101 23 4
1083 You feed one,it starts snowballing 1.2422 0.04401 128 101 23 4
1084 Nope. Control-alt-delete doesn’t work. 1.2422 0.04539 128 102 21 5
1085 It says here that the snowmen are unarmed but crave mittens. 1.2422 0.04259 128 100 25 3
1086 Just act natural. That’s what they’re here for. 1.2422 0.04673 128 103 19 6
1087 So, how many more scarves? 1.2422 0.04401 128 101 23 4
1088 Honey, why is there a charge for fifty dollars worth of carrots? 1.2422 0.04539 128 102 21 5
1089 Honey, Where’s Waldo? 1.2422 0.04539 128 102 21 5
1090 It's because we don't have a Canadian wall. 1.2422 0.04401 128 101 23 4
1091 I think its time to take the kid back to therapy. 1.2422 0.04401 128 101 23 4
1092 Honey, better pick same day delivery on that yarn. 1.2422 0.04539 128 102 21 5
1093 What's the thing after the thing about chestnuts? 1.2422 0.04673 128 103 19 6
1094 Move to Canada, they said . . . they have free universal healthcare, they said 1.2422 0.04539 128 102 21 5
1095 Did it snow today? 1.2422 0.04539 128 102 21 5
1096 One Million Snowmen March... End Your Addiction to Fossil Fuel! We’re Melting... 1.2422 0.04401 128 101 23 4
1097 Calvin and his stuffed tiger next door have been busy today. 1.2422 0.04802 128 104 17 7
1098 If they scare you, invite them in. 1.2422 0.04673 128 103 19 6
1099 I keep hearing a thumpity-thump-thump 1.2422 0.04539 128 102 21 5
1100 Don't mind us we just chill'n 1.2422 0.04802 128 104 17 7
1101 I miss Calvin and Hobbes. Happy Holidays to you and your family, Bill Watterson. 1.2422 0.04802 128 104 17 7
1102 They think they just found their ice queen. 1.2422 0.04929 128 105 15 8
1103 It says here the Klan is changing its image. 1.2422 0.04673 128 103 19 6
1104 I told you there'd be consequences if you continued denying climate change. 1.2422 0.04539 128 102 21 5
1105 You're only hurting them when you try to make them warmer. 1.2422 0.04401 128 101 23 4
1106 If you believe this forecast, they'll all be gone by the weekend. 1.2422 0.04673 128 103 19 6
1107 Find Frosty. 1.2419 0.04633 124 99 20 5
1108 Hank, I think I know where all of your buttons went. 1.2417 0.05020 120 98 15 7
1109 We should have listened to Billy’s pediatrician and started him on Ritalin.” Lloyd Berkowitz Boca Raton, F 1.2417 0.05158 120 99 13 8
1110 Damn. Looks like we fell asleep and awoke in a New Yorker cartoon caption contest. Again. 1.2417 0.04733 120 96 19 5
1111 Looks like Frosty was busy last winter. 1.2403 0.04508 129 103 21 5
1112 I understand their concerns about global warming but these requests for weather updates are starting to get annoying. 1.2403 0.04508 129 103 21 5
1113 If you knit it, they will come. 1.2403 0.04371 129 102 23 4
1114 Is Jimmy off his meds again? 1.2403 0.04371 129 102 23 4
1115 They’ve unionized. 1.2403 0.04769 129 105 17 7
1116 Wait a minute, it's not even snowing 1.2403 0.04508 129 103 21 5
1117 The one with the scarf is creeping me out. 1.2403 0.04508 129 103 21 5
1118 I am looking at the cost of your knitting supplies. How is that possible? 1.2403 0.04508 129 103 21 5
1119 Did you know that if you hold down this button, the screen fills up with emojis? 1.2403 0.04371 129 102 23 4
1120 What did you think would happen after you called them a bunch of snowflakes? 1.2403 0.04769 129 105 17 7
1121 I’d start knitting faster! 1.2403 0.04508 129 103 21 5
1122 Oh look, it stopped snowing. 1.2403 0.04230 129 101 25 3
1123 Can you order me more yarn? 1.2403 0.04371 129 102 23 4
1124 Who knew that there is a snowman mating call? 1.2403 0.04371 129 102 23 4
1125 Honey, I said those scarves would be a hit 1.2403 0.04371 129 102 23 4
1126 Just ignore them and they’ll melt away. 1.2403 0.04508 129 103 21 5
1127 He did say he would be back again one day, he just didn't say all at once. 1.2403 0.04508 129 103 21 5
1128 What did you expect? They're white. 1.2403 0.04508 129 103 21 5
1129 Ignore them. They have ice in their veins. 1.2403 0.04894 129 106 15 8
1130 Stop knitting. It’ll be upper 40’s by morning. 1.2403 0.04508 129 103 21 5
1131 Looks like Calvin is home on break already. 1.2403 0.04640 129 104 19 6
1132 Steamed carrots sound good right now. 1.2403 0.04508 129 103 21 5
1133 I wish you had knitted us some curtains 1.2403 0.04371 129 102 23 4
1134 Sorry, did you say it's frosty outside? 1.2403 0.04371 129 102 23 4
1135 I told you if you accessorized one it would get out of hand. 1.2400 0.04458 125 99 22 4
1136 Honey, what's this invoice for 130 carrots? 1.2400 0.04158 125 97 26 2
1137 A Pink Flamingo? 1.2400 0.04873 125 102 16 7
1138 Now they all want your knitted scarves. 1.2400 0.04948 100 79 18 3
1139 According to the Weather Channel, you'll only need to keep knitting for another two days. 1.2381 0.04704 126 102 18 6
1140 Says here they've had it with global warming. 1.2381 0.03973 126 97 28 1
1141 That’s odd. I made that scarf. 1.2381 0.04426 126 100 22 4
1142 Much better than vampires. 1.2381 0.03892 126 99 25 2
1143 They’re more afraid of you than you are of them. 1.2366 0.04174 131 103 25 3
1144 Now they all want hats and scarves. 1.2362 0.04101 127 99 26 2
1145 Honey, would you add a few more logs to the fire? 1.2348 0.04416 132 106 21 5
1146 Using rock salt would just make them angrier. 1.2348 0.04510 115 91 21 3
1147 The neighbors have gone too far with their decorations this year 1.2339 0.04596 124 100 19 5
1148 Now they all want a scarf. 1.2339 0.04596 124 100 19 5
1149 I think they are cold 1.2339 0.04737 124 101 17 6
1150 When do we tell them they're adopted? 1.2339 0.04596 124 100 19 5
1151 Here, Angelo's 24 hour Emergency Snow Removal, "your satisfaction is guaranteed" 1.2339 0.04873 124 102 15 7
1152 I wouldn't worry about it. Weather.com says it's going to be above freezing today. 1.2339 0.04301 124 98 23 3
1153 Google says they’ll stare for a while and when the weather gets warmer they’ll melt away. Apparently we get the keep the hats, scarves and carrots. 1.2339 0.04596 124 100 19 5
1154 The Christmas Carolers really stepped up their game this year. 1.2339 0.04737 124 101 17 6
1155 Can you search for a good carrot soup recipe? 1.2339 0.04301 124 98 23 3
1156 You seem to have misplaced a decimal point on your Amazon order, my dear. 1.2339 0.04451 124 99 21 4
1157 They know you have a walk in freezer. 1.2339 0.04451 124 99 21 4
1158 I think we can make them happy with about 300 buttons. 1.2339 0.04451 124 99 21 4
1159 Dear, could you turn up the heat. I think they want to come in. 1.2339 0.04301 124 98 23 3
1160 Finally, cold hard proof that climate change is man-made. 1.2339 0.04451 124 99 21 4
1161 It seems cruel, but it's best not to let them in. 1.2339 0.04737 124 101 17 6
1162 I told you that if made a scarf for one, they'd all want one, too. 1.2339 0.05006 124 103 13 8
1163 How many times did you click "send?" 1.2339 0.04451 124 99 21 4
1164 Quick get a pic before they all melt away. 1.2339 0.05006 124 103 13 8
1165 They must have seen the online auction for that old silk hat I found. 1.2339 0.04301 124 98 23 3
1166 Notice how the coals seem to follow you around the room? 1.2339 0.04737 124 101 17 6
1167 I told you to apologize for running over our neighbor's snowman with our snowblower. 1.2339 0.04596 124 100 19 5
1168 I don’t mind ordering more yarn, but it’s going to be in the forties all week... 1.2339 0.04737 124 101 17 6
1169 Somehow I think this "global warming" thing is gaining traction. 1.2339 0.04737 124 101 17 6
1170 I told you not to knit him a hat. How did you think this would end? 1.2339 0.04451 124 99 21 4
1171 Fine—just this once you can adjust the thermostat. 1.2339 0.04451 124 99 21 4
1172 'It says here the Canadian border melted' 1.2339 0.04596 124 100 19 5
1173 Honey, you might want to stop 'liking' Frosty the Snowman. 1.2339 0.03985 124 96 27 1
1174 I just ordered a mob of snowmen on Amazon. I hope they get here in time for Christmas. 1.2339 0.04737 124 101 17 6
1175 The word is out. They love your scarves. 1.2339 0.04451 124 99 21 4
1176 As representatives of the only truly white race, we’re here to protest your interracial marriage. 1.2339 0.04596 124 100 19 5
1177 If we invite one in for hot cocoa maybe the rest will get the message. 1.2339 0.04737 124 101 17 6
1178 I'm an artist, darling. I don't have to explain why I make the things I make. 1.2339 0.04737 124 101 17 6
1179 I guess I shouldn't have crowd-sourced a snowman for the yard. 1.2339 0.04596 124 100 19 5
1180 Honey, google ‘snowman average hat size’ 1.2339 0.04596 124 100 19 5
1181 I don't think we are in Kansas anymore. 1.2339 0.04451 124 99 21 4
1182 We should have never posted our snow woman on that dating site. 1.2339 0.04596 124 100 19 5
1183 They're not complaining about "Baby,It's Cold Outside." 1.2339 0.05135 124 104 11 9
1184 It says here that protests against global warning are becoming larger and more diverse." 1.2339 0.04451 124 99 21 4
1185 So what did you do all day? 1.2339 0.04451 124 99 21 4
1186 Now the snow people are protesting about climate change! 1.2339 0.04301 124 98 23 3
1187 Honey, are you still posting messages on those global warming skeptic sites? 1.2339 0.04451 124 99 21 4
1188 Relax. Climate change is gonna clear this little problem right up. 1.2339 0.04301 124 98 23 3
1189 I always thought of the apocalypse as more of a summer thing. 1.2339 0.04596 124 100 19 5
1190 the police suspect the escapees are traveling in disguise.' 1.2339 0.04737 124 101 17 6
1191 There must’ve been magic in that hat I found. 1.2339 0.04596 124 100 19 5
1192 I'm trying to figure out where they get carrots at this time of year. 1.2339 0.04596 124 100 19 5
1193 Dear, have the kids been reading your old "Calvin and Hobbes" books again? 1.2339 0.04596 124 100 19 5
1194 Soups on? 1.2339 0.04737 124 101 17 6
1195 Let me check. I think 'snowpeople' is the correct term. 1.2339 0.04451 124 99 21 4
1196 He and his pals aren’t such joyful happy souls after dark. 1.2336 0.04305 137 110 22 5
1197 Honey, very slowly hand me the hairdryer... 1.2333 0.04386 120 95 22 3
1198 I hate that wallpaper ! 1.2326 0.04335 129 103 22 4
1199 It says here that they prefer "snowpeople." 1.2320 0.04702 125 102 17 6
1200 Ready for some fake news? A pack of man-eating snowmen . . . 1.2320 0.04702 125 104 14 7
1201 I think there may be some unanticipated issues with climate change... 1.2320 0.04271 125 99 23 3
1202 The carrot cake, Wendy discovered, was more than empty calories. 1.2314 0.04805 121 99 16 6
1203 Honey, I think it's time to turn the heat on. 1.2314 0.04946 121 100 14 7
1204 You wouldn’t be knitting a carrot, would you? 1.2314 0.04805 121 99 16 6
1205 ''Are you listening?' 1.2314 0.04509 121 97 20 4
1206 It's the annual snowman strike. Their demand is simple: They want ears. 1.2314 0.04509 121 97 20 4
1207 Eugene, the icemen cometh 1.2314 0.04659 121 98 18 5
1208 Good news: it says free shipping on yarn orders over 10,000 yards. 1.2314 0.04805 121 99 16 6
1209 Calmly walk to the kitchen and bring back a vegetable grater. 1.2314 0.04659 121 98 18 5
1210 They're yellow. 1.2314 0.04659 121 98 18 5
1211 Calvin doesn’t live here anymore! 1.2314 0.04192 121 95 24 2
1212 Hello mister police... 1.2314 0.04805 121 99 16 6
1213 They must have learned about your online parka business. 1.2314 0.04192 121 95 24 2
1214 We've given them all our carrots, scarves, and snow hats. Now they want coal? 1.2314 0.04192 121 95 24 2
1215 I'd donate your knitting elsewhere, they always leave by spring. 1.2314 0.04509 121 97 20 4
1216 Time for another tweet! Greta has successfully organized the snowmen. 1.2314 0.04509 121 97 20 4
1217 I now know what happened to all my carrots. 1.2314 0.04509 121 97 20 4
1218 They're a tight knit group. 1.2314 0.04805 121 99 16 6
1219 Not a particularly diverse group. 1.2314 0.04354 121 96 22 3
1220 Just ignore them, dear. I don't want to clean up a bunch of puddles in the morning. 1.2314 0.04659 121 98 18 5
1221 Don’t give them any money. They’ll just blow it all on “snow”. 1.2314 0.04509 121 97 20 4
1222 I saw one of the boys reaching for the carrots earlier - why do you ask? 1.2314 0.04109 121 97 21 3
1223 They're not angry. They're woke. But I agree, it's still uncomfortable. 1.2314 0.04946 121 100 14 7
1224 The middle school is out for winter break. 1.2314 0.04354 121 96 22 3
1225 Yep, it goes "thumpety thump thump, look at Frosty go" - why do you ask? 1.2314 0.05083 121 101 12 8
1226 It's the annual trolling by the climate-change deniers. 1.2314 0.04805 121 99 16 6
1227 Night of the living snowmen. 1.2314 0.04509 121 97 20 4
1228 Well how many Snowmen did you order from Amazon?" 1.2314 0.04192 121 95 24 2
1229 I share your sympathies for their movement, honey. I just don't consider it sustainable. 1.2314 0.04509 121 97 20 4
1230 It looks like your Tinder account is frozen... 1.2314 0.04659 121 98 18 5
1231 Honey, did you hit another snowman with the snow blower? 1.2308 0.04441 117 93 21 3
1232 Uh, Fred are these your friends? 1.2295 0.04476 122 98 20 4
1233 It says here that the one thing that will make them go away is daffodils. 1.2295 0.04769 122 100 16 6
1234 Point taken. It's colder inside than outside. I'll fix the furnace tomorrow. 1.2290 0.04275 131 105 22 4
1235 George, every one of these motherfuckers can write a caption that is wryer and more middle-aged cute than yours. 1.2279 0.04779 136 114 13 9
1236 Icy dead people! 1.2277 0.05428 101 84 11 6
1237 This neighborhood used to be a lot more diverse. 1.2273 0.05111 110 91 13 6
1238 We’re here.. 1.2269 0.04984 119 99 13 7
1239 Remind me why we moved to Florida 1.2269 0.04535 119 96 19 4
1240 While you're add it, order some carrots please. 1.2269 0.04839 119 98 15 6
1241 I’m not getting jolly happy soul vibes from them Christopher 1.2269 0.04375 119 95 21 3
1242 Alfred Hitchcock's unfinished masterpiece: The Snowbirds 1.2269 0.04689 119 97 17 5
1243 Says here it's gonna be really frosty again tonight. 1.2269 0.04984 119 99 13 7
1244 I posted your picture on Christmas mingle 1.2269 0.04535 119 96 19 4
1245 Just ignore them. They'll be gone by Spring. 1.2269 0.04375 119 95 21 3
1246 We're in for record lows but not much snow. 1.2269 0.04689 119 97 17 5
1247 Looks like your scarves are a hit with the locals. 1.2269 0.04375 119 95 21 3
1248 That northern border wall isn’t working either. 1.2269 0.04689 119 97 17 5
1249 We can’t keep ignoring the kids... Frozen 2 is playing in 20 minutes. 1.2269 0.04839 119 98 15 6
1250 Hold tight darling, I’m writing President Trump for a Northern border migrant wall. 1.2269 0.04535 119 96 19 4
1251 The neighbor boy, Calvin, has a weird sense of humor. 1.2269 0.04689 119 97 17 5
1252 Dear,it's snowmaning again. 1.2269 0.04375 119 95 21 3
1253 There must have been some magic in that vodka martini I just had. 1.2269 0.04689 119 97 17 5
1254 unlike someone, Frosty's been busy 1.2269 0.04839 119 98 15 6
1255 Darn it, no offers. We'll never find anyone for our corn cob pipes. 1.2269 0.04984 119 99 13 7
1256 OK, OK. I'll donate to Greta Thunberg. 1.2269 0.04535 119 96 19 4
1257 Do you know a 'Frosty somebody' on Tinder? 1.2269 0.04535 119 96 19 4
1258 Yes, our heating bills ARE obscene, but you're going to have to let me push the thermostat up a bit. 1.2269 0.05124 119 100 11 8
1259 I agree it's...unsettling, but at least it's not the Klan. 1.2269 0.04535 119 96 19 4
1260 What do you think worries them more, global warming or rising sea levels? 1.2269 0.04689 119 97 17 5
1261 Is it just me or are the snowmen also experiencing homelessness? 1.2269 0.04375 119 95 21 3
1262 Don't be ridiculous. Frosty had a button nose. 1.2269 0.04839 119 98 15 6
1263 Cold front’s moving in. 1.2269 0.03856 119 92 27 0
1264 So Janet, um, are you into Hitchcock movies? 1.2269 0.04535 119 96 19 4
1265 Inviting them in won't end well, for any of us. 1.2269 0.04984 119 99 13 7
1266 Don't worry, they're just Frosty's base--all carrot and no stick. 1.2269 0.04375 119 95 21 3
1267 I warned you,'Knit a hat for one, they'll all want one. 1.2269 0.04839 119 98 15 6
1268 Haven’t you knitted enough hats already? 1.2269 0.04535 119 96 19 4
1269 Honey...remember when Frosty said he'd be back again someday? 1.2269 0.04689 119 97 17 5
1270 Wow, it says here that Bill Waterson is coming out of retirement! 1.2269 0.04375 119 95 21 3
1271 Does our homeowners' association cover snow man removal? 1.2269 0.04036 119 93 25 1
1272 Perhaps we should turn the thermostat up a bit. 1.2269 0.04839 119 98 15 6
1273 No, let them stay outside. Remember what happened last year? 1.2269 0.04535 119 96 19 4
1274 I warned you what would happen if you knitted a scarf for just one snowman. 1.2269 0.04689 119 97 17 5
1275 Let's play, where's Frosty? 1.2269 0.04689 119 97 17 5
1276 That one with the hat sticking up has been here before. 1.2269 0.04535 119 96 19 4
1277 Gonna be a lot of my knitted hats and carrots on the lawn this spring 1.2269 0.04535 119 96 19 4
1278 This is what happens when the neighborhood kids get too many snow days in a row. 1.2269 0.04375 119 95 21 3
1279 Your mistake was giving them the cold shoulder. They found it alluring. 1.2269 0.04375 119 95 21 3
1280 Great! Now they all want pants! 1.2269 0.04839 119 98 15 6
1281 I’ve heard that melting ice caps causes this massive migrations. 1.2269 0.04375 119 95 21 3
1282 The drawing is at 8 o'clock. 1.2269 0.04535 119 96 19 4
1283 Just ignore them. They’ll be gone by March 1.2269 0.04375 119 95 21 3
1284 Don’t even think of letting them in. Our flood insurance will never cover it. 1.2269 0.04839 119 98 15 6
1285 Honey, where’s the hair dryer? 1.2269 0.04535 119 96 19 4
1286 I'm ordering thirty 10 lb. bags of salt. Should be here soon. 1.2269 0.04375 119 95 21 3
1287 Again, with the carrot envy. 1.2269 0.04209 119 94 23 2
1288 Now I know how you kept busy while our internet was down! 1.2269 0.04984 119 99 13 7
1289 Turn up the heat 1.2269 0.04535 119 96 19 4
1290 Frosty found a Mrs 1.2269 0.04689 119 97 17 5
1291 Keep those stocking caps coming and nobody gets hurt. 1.2269 0.04375 119 95 21 3
1292 I told you this would happen if you knitted a scarf for Frosty. Now they ALL want one. 1.2269 0.04375 119 95 21 3
1293 You insisted on singing thirty choruses of 'Baby, it's cold outside...' 1.2269 0.04839 119 98 15 6
1294 I told you you knotting project would snowball. 1.2269 0.04839 119 98 15 6
1295 They all want scarves like that guy's wearing. 1.2269 0.04209 119 94 23 2
1296 Later on, we’ll conspire! 1.2269 0.04375 119 95 21 3
1297 I mean they're all shirtless. 1.2269 0.04535 119 96 19 4
1298 You're absolutely right, Hon. Homelessness in Minnesota is not anything like it is in California. 1.2269 0.04375 119 95 21 3
1299 Don’t you dare start knitting them sweaters now. 1.2269 0.04535 119 96 19 4
1300 Google what to do when you have 100 snowmen in your backyard. 1.2269 0.03947 119 95 22 2
1301 If you want a romantic night either close the drapes or get your hairdryer. 1.2269 0.04375 119 95 21 3
1302 Uh-oh, the snowflakes have organized! 1.2269 0.04984 119 99 13 7
1303 So why the sudden interest in Arizona? 1.2269 0.04535 119 96 19 4
1304 They might think it's cooler in here. 1.2269 0.04535 119 96 19 4
1305 Check it out, we're a meme! 1.2250 0.04342 120 96 21 3
1306 If you give a snow man a scarf... 1.2250 0.04654 120 98 17 5
1307 The correct term is ‘snow PEOPLE,’ Tiffany, and if you were really as ‘free-spirited’ as you claim to be here in your eharmony profile, you would just let them watch us fuck already. 1.2250 0.05221 120 102 9 9
1308 Two eyes made out of coal” that checks out. But he’s meant to have a button nose, and be “jolly” not creepy 1.2243 0.05023 107 88 14 5
1309 I'm freezing in here. 1.2243 0.04159 107 86 19 2
1310 Honey, how many times did you swipe right? 1.2241 0.04429 116 93 20 3
1311 It says here to ignore them no matter what they do, because they're just water. 1.2241 0.04756 116 95 16 5
1312 Nobody said Christmas miracles couldn’t be terrifying. 1.2241 0.04429 116 93 20 3
1313 I see, it's number 2020 doesn't have a hat yet. 1.2241 0.04429 116 93 20 3
1314 Did you feed the snowmen today? 1.2241 0.04429 116 93 20 3
1315 Did you tell them that the freezer is full and that the groundhog says there is still six weeks to spring? 1.2241 0.04756 116 95 16 5
1316 It's the neighbourhood climate action group 1.2241 0.04756 116 95 16 5
1317 I'll check, but I'm pretty sure it's called a flock of snowmen. 1.2241 0.04429 116 93 20 3
1318 I'll be glad when the primary is over. 1.2241 0.04911 116 96 14 6
1319 You see this story about a marauding arming of snowmen? 1.2241 0.04756 116 95 16 5
1320 Honey, aren’t you a little worried that Billy’s been working for six hours building his snowman? 1.2241 0.04596 116 94 18 4
1321 I won’t make them coffee this time. 1.2241 0.04257 116 92 22 2
1322 Huh, a massive ice shelf broke away from Antartica and they say it could be harboring undiscovered life forms. 1.2241 0.04596 116 94 18 4
1323 Well, they don’t look like very “jolly souls” to me! 1.2241 0.04911 116 96 14 6
1324 CNN says they are protesting global warming. 1.2241 0.04596 116 94 18 4
1325 They're not going to come in, honey. They'd melt first. 1.2241 0.04756 116 95 16 5
1326 If you knit a scarf forone of them, you've got to knit one for all of them. 1.2241 0.04257 116 92 22 2
1327 You missed one. 1.2241 0.04596 116 94 18 4
1328 These climate protests are really getting a bit out of hand. 1.2241 0.04429 116 93 20 3
1329 Should we invite them in, to Netflix and Chill? 1.2241 0.04596 116 94 18 4
1330 I wouldn't worry. If they make it inside we'll just up the heating. 1.2241 0.04596 116 94 18 4
1331 I can't find Waldo, can you? 1.2241 0.04911 116 96 14 6
1332 Your order from Amazon has arrived. 1.2241 0.04429 116 93 20 3
1333 Don't worry, I just turned up the thermostat. 1.2241 0.04596 116 94 18 4
1334 They're on strike but it won't last. 1.2241 0.04429 116 93 20 3
1335 I told them, everyone will get a hat! 1.2241 0.04257 116 92 22 2
1336 Our new neighbors are giving me the chills. 1.2241 0.04596 116 94 18 4
1337 You're probably wondering why I've called you all here... 1.2241 0.04596 116 94 18 4
1338 Honey, don't you think your obsession with Frozen is going a bit too far? 1.2241 0.04429 116 93 20 3
1339 Don’t worry darling. The tele says its to be above 40° this weekend. 1.2241 0.04429 116 93 20 3
1340 I think our neighbors hate us 1.2222 0.04396 117 94 20 3
1341 I don’t think I have enough yarn to make scarves for all of them. 1.2222 0.04396 117 94 20 3
1342 Don't worry, they'll be gone by March. 1.2222 0.04396 117 94 20 3
1343 Climate change can't happen fast enough. 1.2222 0.04396 117 94 20 3
1344 The documentary on global warming is about to start. 1.2222 0.04719 117 96 16 5
1345 Calm down. I just don't understand why its a big deal that there's no men in the yard. 1.2222 0.05021 117 98 12 7
1346 You give one a nose, they all want one. 1.2222 0.04046 117 94 21 2
1347 I did not forget to shut off the irrigation system. 1.2222 0.04225 117 93 22 2
1348 It doesn't matter what they want. It's going to rain all night. 1.2222 0.04873 117 97 14 6
1349 It seems that Google doesn't know everything. 1.2222 0.04396 117 94 20 3
1350 Sure, and I suppose you found Waldo too. 1.2222 0.04396 117 94 20 3
1351 Another order for legless pants. 1.2222 0.04396 117 94 20 3
1352 I warned you. If you knit ours something, the others will want one, too. 1.2222 0.04396 117 94 20 3
1353 *Sigh* No, they can't borrow any more sunblock 1.2193 0.04273 114 91 21 2
1354 What do they think this place is? The Iceman Cometh's Last Chance Saloon? Close those curtains at once. 1.2193 0.04622 114 93 17 4
1355 Whatever the hell happened to corn cob pipes and button noses? 1.2193 0.04451 114 92 19 3
1356 Well I did warn you. If you knit it, they will come. 1.2193 0.04451 114 92 19 3
1357 There is a certain seasonality to your customer base, honey. 1.2193 0.04787 114 94 15 5
1358 Personally, I can't wait for global warming. 1.2193 0.04451 114 92 19 3
1359 Kevin, do you still have that flamethrower in the garage? 1.2193 0.04451 114 92 19 3
1360 Help me find a good recipe for carrot cake. Tomorrow's going to be unseasonably warm. 1.2193 0.04451 114 92 19 3
1361 I guess we’re watching Frozen tonight 1.2193 0.04946 114 95 13 6
1362 It says here that they're demanding more energy efficient eyes. 1.2193 0.04451 114 92 19 3
1363 Stay calm while I check the weather forecast. 1.2193 0.04273 114 91 21 2
1364 And what gives you the idea the heat's too low, honey? 1.2193 0.04946 114 95 13 6
1365 I think that Greta girl sent them 1.2193 0.04451 114 92 19 3
1366 Is it just my imagination or have the carolers been out there a long time? 1.2193 0.04622 114 93 17 4
1367 The fools want hot chocolate. 1.2193 0.04946 114 95 13 6
1368 Don’t worry honey, I just googled and it appears that snowmen don’t have teeth. 1.2193 0.04946 114 95 13 6
1369 I thought it was supposed to be raining men. 1.2193 0.04946 114 95 13 6
1370 Did you put salt on the front walk like I asked? 1.2193 0.04273 114 91 21 2
1371 When you have the fastest Wifi in the neighbourhood 1.2193 0.04451 114 92 19 3
1372 I'm starting to face the plans that we made a little bit afraid. 1.2193 0.04363 114 96 13 5
1373 Honey, what ever happened to the one snowman per child rule? 1.2193 0.04273 114 91 21 2
1374 Ignore them! Spring is just around the corner. 1.2193 0.04273 114 91 21 2
1375 It’s hard to believe they’re going extinct. 1.2193 0.04622 114 93 17 4
1376 I wish Frosty had told me he was bringing friends this year 1.2193 0.04622 114 93 17 4
1377 Looks like your scarf was a big hit. 1.2193 0.04622 114 93 17 4
1378 Stick with the hats, dear. Remember what happened last year when you gave them hot chocolate? 1.2193 0.04087 114 90 23 1
1379 If you think that's weird, you should see their Facebook page. 1.2193 0.04946 114 95 13 6
1380 It is definitely weird... No carols this year? 1.2193 0.04451 114 92 19 3
1381 Don't you see the irony in keeping snowmen warm? 1.2193 0.04622 114 93 17 4
1382 Well, that’s what you get for feeding that first one. 1.2193 0.04946 114 95 13 6
1383 I know it's winter and all but this isn't quite the way I envisioned the zombie apocalypse. 1.2193 0.04787 114 94 15 5
1384 "A few of them are asking if they left their hats in here." 1.2193 0.04451 114 92 19 3
1385 Give us the knitted scarf and nobody gets hurt. 1.2193 0.04787 114 94 15 5
1386 Have you seen our friend, Parson Brown? 1.2193 0.04787 114 94 15 5
1387 Oh don’t be concerned: they are only here for a season.” 1.2193 0.04622 114 93 17 4
1388 I think the White Walkers are back. 1.2193 0.04622 114 93 17 4
1389 I'd ask what they want, but none of them have mouths. 1.2193 0.04622 114 93 17 4
1390 They should be gone by Spring. 1.2193 0.04451 114 92 19 3
1391 You won't believe the picture that's coming up on my screen. 1.2193 0.04273 114 91 21 2
1392 Don't let them in! Remember what happened last time? 1.2193 0.04622 114 93 17 4
1393 Honey, are you giving me the cold shoulder? 1.2193 0.04451 114 92 19 3
1394 When I ordered 100 Frostys from Wendy’s, this was not what I meant. 1.2193 0.04451 114 92 19 3
1395 Thumpety thump thump. THUMPETY THUMP THUMP. 1.2193 0.04273 114 91 21 2
1396 Oh great, that Peeping Tom snowman gang is back. Ever since one of them heard you say it was time for some serious plowing… 1.2193 0.04273 114 91 21 2
1397 Honey, please tell them we are out of carrots. 1.2193 0.04787 114 94 15 5
1398 Whoa! Someone named Frosty just placed a huge stocking cap order on your Etsy page! 1.2193 0.04181 114 93 18 3
1399 Sigh--I'll call Calvin's parents in the morning. 1.2193 0.04787 114 94 15 5
1400 Ignore them. They'll be gone with the first thaw. 1.2193 0.04787 114 94 15 5
1401 Our new neighbor Calvin seems nice. 1.2193 0.04622 114 93 17 4
1402 OK. So far I've got milk, eggs, bread and yarn. Anything else? 1.2193 0.04622 114 93 17 4
1403 I thought you had him neutered. 1.2193 0.04946 114 95 13 6
1404 I don't think they have any intention of melting away. 1.2193 0.04451 114 92 19 3
1405 Like many, Janet pitied the horde of man-eating snowmen, who were born without mouths. 1.2193 0.04622 114 93 17 4
1406 I can't pull the wool over their eyes, honey 1.2193 0.04787 114 94 15 5
1407 If you let them in they'll just melt all over the house 1.2193 0.04622 114 93 17 4
1408 Winter is here. 1.2193 0.04451 114 92 19 3
1409 We're going to need more yarn. 1.2193 0.04273 114 91 21 2
1410 We have the chill part down, now we want the Netflix 1.2193 0.04946 114 95 13 6
1411 Now I know what happened to our carrots. 1.2193 0.04787 114 94 15 5
1412 I wonder what this button does. 1.2193 0.04946 114 95 13 6
1413 They ask if you could make them mittens too 1.2193 0.04451 114 92 19 3
1414 Oh, don't worry about them. They'll be gone by spring. 1.2190 0.04876 105 86 15 4
1415 Just keep knitting! I'm ordering more yarn now! 1.2182 0.04357 110 88 20 2
1416 Would you mind closing the drapes. I feel like someone is watching us. 1.2182 0.04545 110 89 18 3
1417 Let them eat ice cream cake. 1.2182 0.04357 110 88 20 2
1418 Suddenly, the 24 carrot wedding band she dreamed of appeared. 1.2182 0.04725 110 90 16 4
1419 Knit faster. There's more snow coming. 1.2182 0.04725 110 90 16 4
1420 For some reason Prime is out of carrots. 1.2179 0.05668 78 64 11 3
1421 Who else did you tell about our Disney plus subscription 1.2174 0.04240 115 92 21 2
1422 I tweeted about your scarves 1.2174 0.04585 115 94 17 4
1423 You’re not really from New Jersey, are you, Elsa? 1.2174 0.04749 115 95 15 5
1424 I decided to have some fun clearing the driveway. 1.2174 0.04240 115 92 21 2
1425 Do you really think anyone cares about global warming? 1.2174 0.04240 115 92 21 2
1426 We choose to go to the sixth floor! 1.2162 0.05023 111 93 12 6
1427 Laundry day?’ 1.2162 0.05023 111 93 12 6
1428 It says here that once they have hats or scarves, the desire for mittens becomes instinctual. 1.2162 0.04858 111 92 14 5
1429 Don't worry. It's supposed to be 46 degrees tomorrow. 1.2162 0.04858 111 92 14 5
1430 David, get the salt. 1.2162 0.04686 111 91 16 4
1431 I told you not to feed them." 1.2162 0.04686 111 91 16 4
1432 Weather channel says it will be very Frosty... 1.2162 0.04858 111 92 14 5
1433 Knit faster, darling--made of snow but even children know how they came to life one day--and they need their hats and scarves. 1.2162 0.04508 111 90 18 3
1434 Quick, try corncobpipes.com. 1.2162 0.04508 111 90 18 3
1435 Amazon says the snowmen weren't supposed to be delivered until tomorrow. Huh. 1.2162 0.04508 111 90 18 3
1436 It might have been a mistake to let Frosty melt. 1.2162 0.04508 111 90 18 3
1437 Windows update: frozen. 1.2162 0.04508 111 90 18 3
1438 It's their globe, we just live in it. 1.2162 0.04686 111 91 16 4
1439 The article you are writing on global warming is making them nervous. 1.2162 0.04686 111 91 16 4
1440 Now they want nose warmers. 1.2162 0.04322 111 89 20 2
1441 Yes, they’re cold, but remember what happened last year when we let them in... 1.2162 0.04508 111 90 18 3
1442 Do you know where the corncob pipe is? 1.2162 0.04858 111 92 14 5
1443 I told you honey, if you knit for one, you'll have to knit for all. 1.2162 0.05023 111 93 12 6
1444 According to Etsy, you're an influencer. 1.2162 0.04508 111 90 18 3
1445 They want to know what the forecast is. 1.2162 0.04686 111 91 16 4
1446 No silly! We don’t build walls to keep out white people! 1.2162 0.05023 111 93 12 6
1447 I told you to just go to the store for that carrot. 1.2162 0.04858 111 92 14 5
1448 It says here we're supposed to holler STOP! 1.2162 0.04686 111 91 16 4
1449 Appropriately so or not, I’ve just found the best carrot cake recipe. 1.2162 0.04686 111 91 16 4
1450 With eyes of coal the snowmen watched silently, as Bob ordered an overnight shipment of knit scarves and caps, instead of the buttons for mouths they so desperately needed. 1.2162 0.04686 111 91 16 4
1451 Peeping Frosties. 1.2162 0.05184 111 94 10 7
1452 Really my dear, if you've seen one snowman you've seen them all. 1.2162 0.04686 111 91 16 4
1453 You dress one, you dress them all. 1.2162 0.04322 111 89 20 2
1454 Do you think they’re here about the room listing? 1.2162 0.04858 111 92 14 5
1455 Careful, Janey. Cooler heads always prevail. 1.2162 0.04686 111 91 16 4
1456 Honey, your Amazon packages are here. 1.2162 0.05339 111 95 8 8
1457 You keep knitting, I'll run out for some more carrots. 1.2162 0.04322 111 89 20 2
1458 ...swipe right means no, right? 1.2162 0.04686 111 91 16 4
1459 I told you. You knit for one, you knit for all. 1.2162 0.05184 111 94 10 7
1460 The new neighbors are awfully nosy, aren't they? 1.2162 0.04858 111 92 14 5
1461 You'd better pick up the pace. It's supposed to snow all week. 1.2162 0.04686 111 91 16 4
1462 On second thought, I think I will stay 1.2162 0.04508 111 90 18 3
1463 Snowpocalypse? I wouldn't worry...the weatherman is usually wrong. 1.2162 0.05023 111 93 12 6
1464 Now will you admit you've got the thermostat to low? 1.2162 0.04686 111 91 16 4
1465 It's like they never saw porn before. 1.2162 0.04858 111 92 14 5
1466 I guess Freddie's been out long enough. 1.2162 0.04686 111 91 16 4
1467 There must have been some magic in those hats you knit somehow. 1.2162 0.04508 111 90 18 3
1468 Honey, does it look frosty out there? 1.2162 0.04508 111 90 18 3
1469 These “Frozen II” advertisements are getting ridiculous. 1.2162 0.05339 111 95 8 8
1470 I told you it's freezing in here. 1.2162 0.04686 111 91 16 4
1471 This, could fill up our pool! 1.2162 0.05023 111 93 12 6
1472 By the way: Did you add the carrots to the soup? 1.2162 0.05023 111 93 12 6
1473 you shouldn't have posted that pic of you knitting a woolly hat 1.2162 0.05184 111 94 10 7
1474 We really have to stop playing “Baby It’s Cold Outside.” 1.2162 0.04858 111 92 14 5
1475 I'm organizing a Facebook group impacted by the existential threat from climate change," dear, "and they were the first to show-up. 1.2162 0.04322 111 89 20 2
1476 I always wondered what they meant by, 'snow anomalies'. 1.2162 0.04508 111 90 18 3
1477 I know what happened to all those carrots the Bunny Rabbit stole last Easter. 1.2162 0.05023 111 93 12 6
1478 Don't worry, it's just a few friends wanting to chill. 1.2162 0.04508 111 90 18 3
1479 Your applicants for the Frosty position have arrived,dear. 1.2162 0.04686 111 91 16 4
1480 It says here that they won't attack unless they're cornered. 1.2162 0.04686 111 91 16 4
1481 You can stop knitting. I ordered them all online. 1.2162 0.04686 111 91 16 4
1482 I know they're cold, but if we let them in it'll be assisted suicide." 1.2162 0.04858 111 92 14 5
1483 Perhaps they heard you were frigid. 1.2162 0.04858 111 92 14 5
1484 they need more hats 1.2162 0.05023 111 93 12 6
1485 This year’s Christmas carolers are a bit too woke. 1.2162 0.04322 111 89 20 2
1486 The real world is over rated 1.2162 0.04858 111 92 14 5
1487 They're back. 1.2162 0.05023 111 93 12 6
1488 I thought I just hit "order" once. 1.2162 0.04508 111 90 18 3
1489 Carolers? In this weather? 1.2162 0.04508 111 90 18 3
1490 So much for his promise to keep secret who knitted his scarf and put it on him. 1.2162 0.05023 111 93 12 6
1491 There’s no zombies like snow zombies. Like snow zombies I know 1.2162 0.04686 111 91 16 4
1492 Oh, that's just my new therapy group called "Climate Change: How To Avoid a Meltdown" 1.2162 0.05023 111 93 12 6
1493 ... and you say these snowmen are trying to tell you about global warming? 1.2162 0.04686 111 91 16 4
1494 Will it take the pressure off if I order 10,000 stocking caps through Amazon? 1.2162 0.04858 111 92 14 5
1495 No, no -- you're confusing weather with climate. 1.2162 0.04686 111 91 16 4
1496 I told you not to kick over that snowman! 1.2162 0.04508 111 90 18 3
1497 It's an infrostation! 1.2162 0.04508 111 90 18 3
1498 I told you not to turn the heat down that low. 1.2162 0.04322 111 89 20 2
1499 They're unionizing. 1.2162 0.04686 111 91 16 4
1500 Oh no, I think Frosty saw us on the couch last night. 1.2162 0.05023 111 93 12 6
1501 I told you not to eat the carrot cake. 1.2162 0.05184 111 94 10 7
1502 FEMA advises that we salt all access points to our home. 1.2162 0.04128 111 88 22 1
1503 Chill Crystal, don't take the icy stares personally. 1.2162 0.04858 111 92 14 5
1504 It says here, they're Zombie snowmen for Trump 1.2162 0.05023 111 93 12 6
1505 I told you not to start with the hats. 1.2162 0.04686 111 91 16 4
1506 You need to knit more hats and scarves. 1.2162 0.04322 111 89 20 2
1507 They're a part of the 'Million Snowman March' . 1.2157 0.05144 102 85 12 5
1508 "You're just jealous, saying my followers won't last." 1.2150 0.04974 107 89 13 5
1509 Every young boy has his fazes. I'll order more yarn. 1.2143 0.04648 112 92 16 4
1510 I told you...if you make them hats, they’ll never go away. 1.2143 0.04288 112 90 20 2
1511 Of course they are upset. Border Patrol locked up all their children, Trump wants to negotiate a trade agreement with the North Pole, and with the failure of addressing climate change they will be nothing but puddles. 1.2143 0.04818 112 93 14 5
1512 Well you should’ve known he’d post a pic of that scarf you knitted only for him. 1.2143 0.04648 112 92 16 4
1513 I think our kid's trying to tell us something. 1.2143 0.04288 112 90 20 2
1514 First hats, now scarves. Draw the line, or they'll be coming around 'til spring. 1.2143 0.04472 112 91 18 3
1515 Been there. 1.2124 0.04611 113 93 16 4
1516 I think word has gotten out about your climate change skepticism... 1.2121 0.04821 99 81 15 3
1517 Dave, do we have flood insurance? 1.2121 0.05030 99 82 13 4
1518 Are you shopping today? We're running low on carrots. 1.2115 0.04464 104 84 18 2
1519 Be right back, just going to check on last years New Years resolutions! 1.2110 0.05061 109 92 11 6
1520 The neighbors bought too many carrots again. 1.2110 0.04713 109 90 15 4
1521 But the fire is so delightful. 1.2110 0.05061 109 92 11 6
1522 Say, what's in this drink? 1.2110 0.04713 109 90 15 4
1523 Billy needs more friends, honey. 1.2110 0.04337 109 88 19 2
1524 Have you been trolling the snowman dating site again? 1.2110 0.04890 109 91 13 5
1525 Here it is, knitting stocking caps is aka warmth porn for snowmen. 1.2110 0.04137 109 87 21 1
1526 Sorry. I meant to swipe left. 1.2110 0.04713 109 90 15 4
1527 He's still coming around to the idea of a new step-mom. 1.2110 0.04529 109 89 17 3
1528 The irony now that you’ve made all those hats is that tomorrow’s forecast is sunny and 60. 1.2110 0.04890 109 91 13 5
1529 You set out one scarf, and they all come running. 1.2110 0.04137 109 87 21 1
1530 The curtains really add to the painting 1.2110 0.04890 109 91 13 5
1531 They've heard we have AC 1.2110 0.05061 109 92 11 6
1532 Yes, it’s not the zombie apocalypse we expected. 1.2110 0.05061 109 92 11 6
1533 Words out that we got a snowblower 1.2110 0.04529 109 89 17 3
1534 Are they still here? Show them your carrot cake recipe. 1.2110 0.04713 109 90 15 4
1535 Honey, is it Christmas or Halloween? 1.2110 0.04713 109 90 15 4
1536 They're asking us to reduce our carbon footprint, dear. 1.2110 0.04890 109 91 13 5
1537 Do you have a moment to hear about our Lord and savior, Freezus? 1.2110 0.04713 109 90 15 4
1538 Oooops, looks like Craig’s List made a typo in our “Snow blower for hire” ad. 1.2110 0.04529 109 89 17 3
1539 It was just too much to shovel. 1.2110 0.04529 109 89 17 3
1540 They have the wrong country; Greta Thunberg lives in Sweden. 1.2110 0.04713 109 90 15 4
1541 Gee, there’s really no such thing as privacy any more. 1.2110 0.04713 109 90 15 4
1542 Winterfell is coming ! 1.2110 0.04890 109 91 13 5
1543 See? Climate change IS a hoax. 1.2110 0.04890 109 91 13 5
1544 It's the dreaded Nor'easter flash mob. 1.2110 0.04890 109 91 13 5
1545 The forecast calls for sun tomorrow--looks like this will sort itself out. 1.2110 0.04529 109 89 17 3
1546 Yes, carrot cake WAS my idea 1.2110 0.04529 109 89 17 3
1547 It says they're Arctic refugees seeking asylum in our freezers. 1.2110 0.04890 109 91 13 5
1548 You’re killing them with kind knits. 1.2110 0.04713 109 90 15 4
1549 Knit faster dear, they look angry! 1.2110 0.04529 109 89 17 3
1550 Withdrawing from the Paris Agreement is hardly the end of the world. 1.2110 0.04337 109 88 19 2
1551 You don't joke about Frosty on Twitter. 1.2110 0.04713 109 90 15 4
1552 I used to think it was creepy, but now I think I’ll miss them when spring comes around. 1.2110 0.04337 109 88 19 2
1553 I told you the Frosty apocalypse was coming. 1.2110 0.04529 109 89 17 3
1554 When you realize you're not in the top three of the New Yorker Caption Contest and your wife isn't interested. 1.2110 0.04529 109 89 17 3
1555 Maybe it's the light. Like with moths. 1.2110 0.04529 109 89 17 3
1556 There is currently a more pressing issue than your Facebook following. 1.2110 0.04529 109 89 17 3
1557 That's it,we're calling the neighborhood watch! The peeping tom situation has gotten out of control! 1.2110 0.04337 109 88 19 2
1558 Well it does explain why I couldn't get carrots at the store! 1.2110 0.04890 109 91 13 5
1559 Maybe you shouldn't have let Billy put that hat you made on his snowman 1.2110 0.04238 109 90 16 3
1560 Yeah, they migrate. Don't worry, they tend to be gone by March. 1.2110 0.04337 109 88 19 2
1561 Remember when you backed the car into that snowman.... 1.2110 0.03926 109 86 23 0
1562 There must have been some magic in those carrots you threw in the compost. 1.2110 0.03817 109 88 20 1
1563 You should have seen last week's crowd when I made carrot soup. 1.2110 0.04337 109 88 19 2
1564 Have you spotted the panda yet? 1.2110 0.04890 109 91 13 5
1565 Honey, can you please finish that last hat, they're looking a little impatient out there 1.2110 0.04529 109 89 17 3
1566 Darling, would you please turn up the heat? 1.2110 0.04529 109 89 17 3
1567 Another attempt to convince us global warming is real.. 1.2110 0.04529 109 89 17 3
1568 They followed me home. Can we keep them? 1.2110 0.04137 109 87 21 1
1569 They’re just a bunch of snowflakes protesting against climate change. 1.2110 0.05061 109 92 11 6
1570 Turn on the heater. 1.2110 0.04529 109 89 17 3
1571 It says online they'll be gone by Spring. 1.2110 0.04529 109 89 17 3
1572 I need to knit a few more caps 1.2110 0.04529 109 89 17 3
1573 I told you this would happen if you fed that snowman. 1.2110 0.05061 109 92 11 6
1574 What I don't get is how they reproduce when there are no snow women. 1.2110 0.04713 109 90 15 4
1575 Honey, get the blow-heater out! 1.2110 0.04529 109 89 17 3
1576 I agree our Etsy business is booming now, but somehow I don't think it's sustainable. 1.2110 0.04529 109 89 17 3
1577 there's a global warming protest tonite 1.2110 0.04890 109 91 13 5
1578 Amazon says 50 per order 1.2110 0.04890 109 91 13 5
1579 Frosty's on the tube at 8pm tonight 1.2110 0.04337 109 88 19 2
1580 According to Google, you shouldn't feed them. 1.2110 0.04890 109 91 13 5
1581 That's going to be a mess in the morning. 1.2110 0.04713 109 90 15 4
1582 Sure does look cozy in there, mind if we precip our way in? 1.2110 0.05061 109 92 11 6
1583 No two are alike you know. 1.2110 0.04529 109 89 17 3
1584 Honey, you ought to recheck our on-line order for a snowman. 1.2110 0.04713 109 90 15 4
1585 Quick, ask google, what do snowmen eat? 1.2110 0.04529 109 89 17 3
1586 Snow White Nationalists. 1.2110 0.04890 109 91 13 5
1587 It says here that due to climate change unusual winter conditions will likely occur. 1.2110 0.04713 109 90 15 4
1588 Now everybody wants a hand knit scarf. 1.2110 0.04890 109 91 13 5
1589 The Weather Channel is calling for a wintry mix.” 1.2110 0.04529 109 89 17 3
1590 Honey, if you're going to make one of them a scarf, you gotta do the rest it's only fair. 1.2110 0.04529 109 89 17 3
1591 You brought this on yourself. 1.2110 0.04337 109 88 19 2
1592 Global warming must be getting really bad if they want to come inside. 1.2110 0.04713 109 90 15 4
1593 It’s a gang of carolers. 1.2110 0.04890 109 91 13 5
1594 Amazon Prime had a sale. 1.2110 0.04529 109 89 17 3
1595 If you wait for the Spring thaw, you won’t have to knit any more hats. 1.2110 0.04713 109 90 15 4
1596 Should we invite them in for some hot cocoa, dear? 1.2110 0.04713 109 90 15 4
1597 I told you … if you knitted one a hat, all of them would want one. 1.2110 0.04529 109 89 17 3
1598 Honey, the kids are home. 1.2110 0.04713 109 90 15 4
1599 Feel like I'm getting a cold stare 1.2110 0.04529 109 89 17 3
1600 Looks like your getting a response for your snowman casting call 1.2110 0.04337 109 88 19 2
1601 Honey, I told you, knit one a scarf and they'll keep coming back. 1.2110 0.04337 109 88 19 2
1602 Dinner? I'm thinking carrots, cooked over a coal fire. 1.2110 0.04713 109 90 15 4
1603 Ignore them. They never call first. 1.2110 0.04713 109 90 15 4
1604 Don't worry, Honey, it's just his base coming back from one of those patriotic gatherings. 1.2110 0.04529 109 89 17 3
1605 Your ex-husband posted a Frosty lookalike contest on Twitter. 1.2110 0.04529 109 89 17 3
1606 Where did you say you got those carrots from again? 1.2110 0.04713 109 90 15 4
1607 I told them I needed some SHOWMEN for the Christmas play! 1.2110 0.04529 109 89 17 3
1608 Joe, I think they're hungry. 1.2110 0.04890 109 91 13 5
1609 How could I have known the scarf I made last week would end up on a snowman influencer? 1.2110 0.04890 109 91 13 5
1610 I warned you they’d be back for mittens. 1.2110 0.04529 109 89 17 3
1611 Well, it’s certainly not the diversity committee. 1.2110 0.04337 109 88 19 2
1612 I thought they just melted into the ground and stayed there. 1.2110 0.04337 109 88 19 2
1613 Well, it is better than zombies. They melt away in the spring. 1.2110 0.04529 109 89 17 3
1614 We would like to discuss your carbon footprint. 1.2110 0.04529 109 89 17 3
1615 I need to unfriend the snowflakes in my friends list. 1.2110 0.05061 109 92 11 6
1616 I'm loosening up our privacy settings a little bit. 1.2110 0.04529 109 89 17 3
1617 It's looking very Frosty outside tonight. 1.2110 0.04337 109 88 19 2
1618 Siri, what's the best way to kill a snowman? 1.2110 0.04137 109 87 21 1
1619 Good news, dear. Tomorrow's forecast is unseasonably warm." 1.2110 0.04529 109 89 17 3
1620 That carrot juice cleanse doesn't seem so great now. 1.2110 0.04529 109 89 17 3
1621 Stay calm--remember what we learned in elf-defense training. 1.2110 0.04713 109 90 15 4
1622 You think that's creepy, wait 'til you go in the bedroom. 1.2110 0.05061 109 92 11 6
1623 They like the heat -- this generation's will to live is not good. 1.2110 0.04890 109 91 13 5
1624 Yes he's coming out to play 1.2110 0.04890 109 91 13 5
1625 Sorry to be THAT guy, honey, but I can't see a sustainable future for your business model. 1.2095 0.05008 105 88 12 5
1626 I thought the climate change rally was scheduled for next week. 1.2095 0.04214 105 84 20 1
1627 Climate change is a serious problem for us, a matter of survival for them. 1.2095 0.04628 105 86 16 3
1628 I'm kinda busy Susan... 1.2091 0.04674 110 91 15 4
1629 No. It’s not the wind. 1.2091 0.04492 110 90 17 3
1630 Ignore them. 1.2091 0.04674 110 91 15 4
1631 No way. The last time we invited them inside they had a total meltdown. 1.2091 0.04492 110 90 17 3
1632 It's your turn to close the curtains. 1.2091 0.04302 110 89 19 2
1633 So I guess my open casting call for The Iceman Cometh went out today. 1.2075 0.04965 106 89 12 5
1634 Don't worry--just wait until the sun comes out 1.2075 0.04179 106 85 20 1
1635 Don’t worry, they’ll be gone by Spring.” 1.2075 0.04589 106 87 16 3
1636 Says here Greta Thunberg recently gave a speech in the north pole. 1.2075 0.04780 106 88 14 4
1637 Yeah, I forgot to refill Junior's Ritalin prescription. Why do you ask? 1.2075 0.05314 106 91 8 7
1638 I don't care what FOX news says, the climate really has become passive aggressive. 1.2075 0.04388 106 86 18 2
1639 Oh well the weather outside must be frightful! 1.2075 0.04780 106 88 14 4
1640 Brrrr, a frozen flash mob ⛄️ 1.2075 0.04388 106 86 18 2
1641 Are you sure we're the only ones who have Netflix in the area? 1.2075 0.04388 106 86 18 2
1642 They upgraded our order from snow cones to snow clones. 1.2075 0.04179 106 85 20 1
1643 Ah, Je-snow-vah Witnesses 1.2075 0.04589 106 87 16 3
1644 You tell them global warming isn’t a real threat. 1.2075 0.04780 106 88 14 4
1645 I miss the time when the snow came down as flakes, and you had to make you're own snowman. 1.2075 0.04388 106 86 18 2
1646 I warned you he would tell his friends about that scarf you made him. 1.2075 0.04388 106 86 18 2
1647 Tell them we can't do anything about global warming. 1.2075 0.04589 106 87 16 3
1648 They're coming to get you Barbara ... 1.2075 0.04780 106 88 14 4
1649 I have the diversity committee meeting on my calendar for next week. 1.2075 0.04965 106 89 12 5
1650 Better to be the inside looking out than the other way around, right? 1.2075 0.04589 106 87 16 3
1651 They all want a bedtime story on climate change. 1.2075 0.04965 106 89 12 5
1652 It looks like the neighbors were in our garden picking their noses. 1.2075 0.04780 106 88 14 4
1653 OK Maryanne....I'll take down those Halloween photos of you in the sexy snowgirl costume.... 1.2075 0.04780 106 88 14 4
1654 I think they realized the fallacy in saying you would listen to their demands, but you never gave them mouths 1.2075 0.04589 106 87 16 3
1655 Most of these reviews recommend just getting one with 9.6 cubic feet of capacity. Why? 1.2075 0.04388 106 86 18 2
1656 Now bring us some figgy pudding...we won't go until we get some. 1.2075 0.04780 106 88 14 4
1657 Well if you stop knitting them honey, maybe cooler heads will prevail. 1.2075 0.04965 106 89 12 5
1658 But according to this, they're not ALLOWED to accept tips. 1.2075 0.04965 106 89 12 5
1659 After years of suppression, the newly self-aware snowpeople revolted against humanity with the aid of their President, Frosty. 1.2075 0.04965 106 89 12 5
1660 Honey, dial 911-ho-ho-ho STAT 1.2075 0.04388 106 86 18 2
1661 You've been reading too much Calvin and Hobbes. 1.2075 0.04589 106 87 16 3
1662 We can't just leave them out in the cold. 1.2075 0.04388 106 86 18 2
1663 If you’re going to knit, don’t forget to shut the curtains. 1.2075 0.04780 106 88 14 4
1664 I’m ‘Googling’ ‘snowmen grievances’ right now. 1.2075 0.04388 106 86 18 2
1665 Alexa, release the boiling cauldron. 1.2075 0.04965 106 89 12 5
1666 Says here tonight's a killing frost. 1.2075 0.04780 106 88 14 4
1667 Come back with a warrant. 1.2075 0.04780 106 88 14 4
1668 As I warned you, "Knit it and they will come." 1.2075 0.04589 106 87 16 3
1669 Just four more caps and they'll go away. 1.2075 0.04965 106 89 12 5
1670 John, remember how I made that scarf for your snowman? Apparently he's got friends. 1.2075 0.04388 106 86 18 2
1671 No really, sing 'Do you want to build a snowman?' one more time. 1.2075 0.04589 106 87 16 3
1672 I'm going to go ahead and do the 1 day shipping on that snow plow. 1.2075 0.04388 106 86 18 2
1673 You asked what I'm watching. I'm streaming Frosty online. 1.2075 0.04589 106 87 16 3
1674 Better call your knitting club. 1.2075 0.04780 106 88 14 4
1675 Told you they’d be back again someday.” 1.2075 0.04589 106 87 16 3
1676 Maybe we should raise the thermostat 1.2075 0.04589 106 87 16 3
1677 It seems the only way to stop them is with a bullet to the carrot. 1.2075 0.04965 106 89 12 5
1678 Sno-Clones, apparently. 1.2075 0.04388 106 86 18 2
1679 No, we’re not interested in hearing the snow men’s rendition of “Baby It’s Cold Outside!” 1.2075 0.04965 106 89 12 5
1680 I told you not to knit that first hat. 1.2075 0.04965 106 89 12 5
1681 Now their going to put up a wall on the northern border. 1.2075 0.04589 106 87 16 3
1682 Look, Harold. Frosty must have arranged another flash mob. 1.2075 0.04179 106 85 20 1
1683 The sign said don’t feed the snowmen 1.2075 0.04780 106 88 14 4
1684 I feel like I'm in an Alfred Hitchcock movie. 1.2075 0.04388 106 86 18 2
1685 Honey...turn the heater up. 1.2075 0.04780 106 88 14 4
1686 I warned you all his friends would want their own scarves when they saw the one you knit for him. 1.2075 0.04388 106 86 18 2
1687 The weather outside must be frightful. 1.2075 0.04388 106 86 18 2
1688 Do they seem abominable to you, honey? 1.2075 0.04589 106 87 16 3
1689 I told you giving them legs was a bad idea! 1.2075 0.04780 106 88 14 4
1690 Wow, looks like your blog on global warming is getting a lot of attention. 1.2075 0.04780 106 88 14 4
1691 Do you want to build some more snowmen? 1.2075 0.04780 106 88 14 4
1692 Hey, your post about wanting to melt all Snowmen went viral. 1.2075 0.04179 106 85 20 1
1693 Well you asked for 20 carats ... 1.2075 0.04780 106 88 14 4
1694 They heard Thunberg's on at six. 1.2075 0.04589 106 87 16 3
1695 Those carolers must have been out there for a long time. 1.2075 0.04965 106 89 12 5
1696 Turn off the heat; our guests have arrived. 1.2075 0.04965 106 89 12 5
1697 I warned you about annoying that kid and his stuffed tiger. 1.2075 0.04965 106 89 12 5
1698 You shouldn't have thrown those snowballs 1.2075 0.04589 106 87 16 3
1699 From my count, there are still 6 more who need knitted caps. 1.2075 0.04589 106 87 16 3
1700 I tried to tell you, knit a hat for one, they are all going to want one. 1.2075 0.04589 106 87 16 3
1701 I’m telling you, underneath is a much darker agenda... 1.2075 0.04388 106 86 18 2
1702 In the end, the greatest snowball isn't a snowball at all...it's fear. Merry Christmas. 1.2075 0.04780 106 88 14 4
1703 It says here that their herding instinct has rarely been observed. 1.2075 0.03958 106 84 22 0
1704 I think they want to come in from out of the cold 1.2075 0.04780 106 88 14 4
1705 They like to watch. 1.2075 0.04589 106 87 16 3
1706 This silly auto correct... I was trying to order a snow-cone machine, not a snow-man one. But damn, Amazon Prime is quick. 1.2075 0.04780 106 88 14 4
1707 No, not one silk hat. 1.2075 0.04780 106 88 14 4
1708 Honey, do you remember when I told you I heard that voice saying, “knit a scarf and they will come”? 1.2075 0.05143 106 90 10 6
1709 Jack Frost must be a polygamist. 1.2075 0.04965 106 89 12 5
1710 Oh it’s nothing dear, just another climate change protest. 1.2075 0.04589 106 87 16 3
1711 I told you not to knit a scarf for our snowman. Now he's told all his friends! 1.2075 0.04589 106 87 16 3
1712 Tell them "Trick or Treat" was in October. 1.2075 0.04780 106 88 14 4
1713 The human exhibit is the most popular one at the Snowmantown zoo. 1.2075 0.04780 106 88 14 4
1714 Honey, did you actually post ‘Free Snow Blowing’ on Facebook? 1.2075 0.04965 106 89 12 5
1715 I told you not to tell them you knit sweaters too. 1.2075 0.04388 106 86 18 2
1716 I see that the winter season of 'The Walking Dead' is starting very soon. 1.2075 0.04965 106 89 12 5
1717 With spring right around the corner, I told them to come see me about term life insurance. 1.2075 0.04780 106 88 14 4
1718 Honey, change the song - they're protesting, "Baby it's Cold Outside" again. 1.2075 0.04179 106 85 20 1
1719 Did you mistreat snowmen last year? 1.2075 0.04388 106 86 18 2
1720 They've been following me all day, it might be that old silk hat I found. 1.2075 0.04388 106 86 18 2
1721 It says here on this site that snowmen appreciate knitted wool underwear more than stocking caps. 1.2075 0.04589 106 87 16 3
1722 I don't know about 'frightful,' but the weather outside does have certain macabre overtones. 1.2075 0.04388 106 86 18 2
1723 Climate change migration. 1.2075 0.04589 106 87 16 3
1724 I’ve just posted a picture of our new walk-in freezer. 1.2075 0.04965 106 89 12 5
1725 My screenplay is a cross between "Frosty the Snowman" and "The Walking Dead." It's called "Walking in the Winter Zombieland." 1.2075 0.04589 106 87 16 3
1726 So you ate a snow cone in front of the window. Big deal. I'll check.....it......out. OMG! Please tell me it wasn't cherry. 1.2075 0.05314 106 91 8 7
1727 We can't ignore these climate refugees forever. 1.2075 0.04589 106 87 16 3
1728 Remember earlier when I said I thought I heard "Thumpety thump thump, thumpety thump thump"...? 1.2075 0.04965 106 89 12 5
1729 I really don't think the surveillance state is all that bad. 1.2075 0.04780 106 88 14 4
1730 I think it's time to return Bill's snowblower. 1.2072 0.04635 111 92 15 4
1731 Relax. It's going to be 52 degrees tomorrow. 1.2062 0.04847 97 80 14 3
1732 What do you mean 'snow-men'? 1.2062 0.04620 97 79 16 2
1733 Night of the frozen dead 1.2062 0.05064 97 81 12 4
1734 DT tweets that he'll call them off if we promise him our votes next November. 1.2062 0.04847 97 80 14 3
1735 I shouldn't have called Frosty's mom a snowflake on Facebook. 1.2062 0.04620 97 79 16 2
1736 Good Evening, Commander. Nice night for a walk. 1.2056 0.04739 107 89 14 4
1737 Is he including us on the census? 1.2056 0.04351 107 87 18 2
1738 Well, hun, Frosty did say he'd be back again some day. I don't recall that it'd be for more knit scarves. 1.2056 0.04550 107 88 16 3
1739 It says here that the weather outside is frightful. 1.2056 0.04351 107 87 18 2
1740 They weren't kidding. The weather outside IS frightful! 1.2056 0.04550 107 88 16 3
1741 Pause a moment, boys. I heard someone holler stop. 1.2056 0.04351 107 87 18 2
1742 Oh come on, it's been months since I backed over his bike, I'm sure he's forgotten all about it. 1.2056 0.04144 107 86 20 1
1743 Oh, my! The snowMANity of it all! 1.2056 0.04922 107 90 12 5
1744 There must have been some magic in those old silk hats you made. 1.2056 0.04550 107 88 16 3
1745 Honey, there's a protest rally against global warming outside. 1.2056 0.04739 107 89 14 4
1746 The website says we're not required to open the door during an ICE raid. 1.2056 0.04550 107 88 16 3
1747 Ils sont les bonhommes de neiges d'antan. 1.2056 0.04351 107 87 18 2
1748 hmmm... technically, these are white men so, technically, this isn’t terrorism 1.2056 0.04550 107 88 16 3
1749 No, I don't think you'll have all their hats finished in time. 1.2056 0.04351 107 87 18 2
1750 JUST TELL THEM YOU'RE NOT THE GIRL FROM FROZEN 2 1.2056 0.05098 107 91 10 6
1751 They say they are not leaving till they each have a hat and a scarf. 1.2056 0.04351 107 87 18 2
1752 I'm surprised there are carolers when it's so cold out. 1.2056 0.04351 107 87 18 2
1753 And then as they start to melt, they'll need them in smaller sizes. 1.2056 0.04739 107 89 14 4
1754 I think they love your scarf. 1.2056 0.04922 107 90 12 5
1755 I think we’re gonna need a bigger elevator. 1.2054 0.04597 112 93 15 4
1756 Enough climate change for today? 1.2039 0.04441 103 84 17 2
1757 I think I’m going to need more yarn... 1.2039 0.04650 103 85 15 3
1758 I've been trying to tell you it's really, really cold in here. 1.2039 0.04441 103 84 17 2
1759 I thought carolers needed mouths to sing. 1.2039 0.04851 103 86 13 4
1760 Do you see what I see 1.2039 0.04650 103 85 15 3
1761 wrong address...the xmas party is next door. 1.2039 0.04441 103 84 17 2
1762 Well, at least they don’t have their broomsticks in their hands. 1.2039 0.04441 103 84 17 2
1763 Did you leave the gate open? 1.2039 0.04441 103 84 17 2
1764 I told you to never use frostythesnowman100 as your password 1.2039 0.04441 103 84 17 2
1765 This polar refugee problem is really heating up. 1.2039 0.04851 103 86 13 4
1766 Put carrots on the shopping list. 1.2039 0.04851 103 86 13 4
1767 Frosty & his family wondered if you could confirm that tomorrow's weather will be in the 60's F and if they could borrow some ice cubes. 1.2039 0.05581 103 90 5 8
1768 It says if you hallucinate more than three snowmen to go to the emergency room immediately. 1.2039 0.04441 103 84 17 2
1769 Frosty is on in five minutes. 1.2039 0.05043 103 87 11 5
1770 The weather site says it'll be in the 70s tomorrow, so they should be gone by noon. 1.2039 0.04650 103 85 15 3
1771 I ordered a snow person. Oops I may have ordered a city full. 1.2039 0.04650 103 85 15 3
1772 Just more global warming refugees. 1.2039 0.04441 103 84 17 2
1773 They said with global warming, they want to come indoors. 1.2039 0.04221 103 83 19 1
1774 Don’t worry! Weather calls for 50’s later in morning 1.2039 0.04650 103 85 15 3
1775 Santa told us you two are the non-believers 1.2039 0.05228 103 88 9 6
1776 I don't think it was a good idea to call those snowmen white trash 1.2039 0.04441 103 84 17 2
1777 Yeah, I let the kids finish off the sugar cookies. Why do you ask? 1.2039 0.04441 103 84 17 2
1778 Honey, for once there are people paying attention to your stuff. You're not going to complain. 1.2039 0.03989 103 82 21 0
1779 Google says to just wait until June. 1.2039 0.04650 103 85 15 3
1780 Don't make eye contact. Keep knitting as fast as you can and pray for spring. 1.2039 0.05043 103 87 11 5
1781 Who knew our snowman is an influencer. 1.2039 0.04650 103 85 15 3
1782 Shut the drapes! 1.2039 0.04650 103 85 15 3
1783 See honey, I told you not to clone your snowman! 1.2039 0.04851 103 86 13 4
1784 Not Again. 1.2039 0.04441 103 84 17 2
1785 How do you spell "abominable?" 1.2039 0.04441 103 84 17 2
1786 I told you. If you make a scarf for one of them 1.2039 0.04441 103 84 17 2
1787 Interesting article here about a new breed of zombies. 1.2039 0.04650 103 85 15 3
1788 Is Calvin still outside? 1.2039 0.05043 103 87 11 5
1789 They understand the cold shoulder, dear. We’ve always had a frosty relationship. 1.2039 0.04221 103 83 19 1
1790 I told you, the snowmen work for the bourgeoisie, Fred. 1.2039 0.04650 103 85 15 3
1791 Just be happy they can't sing. 1.2039 0.04221 103 83 19 1
1792 Don’t make eye contact. 1.2039 0.04851 103 86 13 4
1793 Oh look, honey. The weather people say that winter's really gonna come alive this year. 1.2039 0.04650 103 85 15 3
1794 The police have no idea who robbed this year's winter clothing drive." 1.2039 0.04441 103 84 17 2
1795 No need to worry, darling. We're safe until they start to thumpity thump thump. 1.2039 0.05043 103 87 11 5
1796 It's a Pee-Too movement. They want our grandson to stop urinating on them. 1.2039 0.04650 103 85 15 3
1797 It started with one,and then the whole thing began to snowball. 1.2039 0.04650 103 85 15 3
1798 Next they'll be wanting you to knit them gloves. 1.2039 0.04650 103 85 15 3
1799 Did you make Calvin mad? 1.2039 0.04851 103 86 13 4
1800 Seems like everyone's looking forward to the Frozen rebroadcast! 1.2039 0.04441 103 84 17 2
1801 They all, just now, ordered your ‘handmade soft knitted muffler’ online. 1.2039 0.04441 103 84 17 2
1802 Next year, we assign the kids chores. Who knew they could be so industrious? 1.2039 0.04650 103 85 15 3
1803 I told you you shouldn't have made that knitting circle event public on Facebook... 1.2039 0.04441 103 84 17 2
1804 That's what happen when you get Disney+ and Olaf's cousins live down the street. 1.2039 0.04221 103 83 19 1
1805 It's raining men 1.2039 0.04650 103 85 15 3
1806 Do they seem annoyed to you? I’m almost out of yarn. 1.2039 0.04650 103 85 15 3
1807 Hmm. That's weird -- what do you think cloudy with a chance of snowmen means? 1.2039 0.04650 103 85 15 3
1808 Harry, How did you vote on that climate change bill!!? 1.2039 0.04441 103 84 17 2
1809 O.K., but it's not like climate change will be ALL bad. 1.2039 0.04441 103 84 17 2
1810 I’m reading this new Steven King book, want to know what it’s about? 1.2039 0.04851 103 86 13 4
1811 Yeah, every year. The Frosty special will be starting in a few minutes. 1.2039 0.04441 103 84 17 2
1812 Another reason to look forward to spring 1.2039 0.04650 103 85 15 3
1813 They heard you complaining about the lack of heat. 1.2039 0.04650 103 85 15 3
1814 I have a strange feeling we're being watched. 1.2039 0.04650 103 85 15 3
1815 "I think it's about time we send little Sammy to therapy, Dear 1.2039 0.05228 103 88 9 6
1816 Honey..... I think I need a lot more wool! 1.2039 0.04851 103 86 13 4
1817 They didn't like that joke about global warming that you sent to The New Yorker. 1.2039 0.04851 103 86 13 4
1818 I need a carrot-cake recipe. 1.2039 0.04221 103 83 19 1
1819 Hun, turn off the lights and throw another log on the fire? 1.2039 0.04650 103 85 15 3
1820 Hey honey, it says here that tomorrow will be sunny and warm. 1.2039 0.04441 103 84 17 2
1821 The weather report is "excessively frosty" tonight. 1.2039 0.04650 103 85 15 3
1822 I don't like being snowed by a multitude of pointy-nosed guys! 1.2039 0.04851 103 86 13 4
1823 It may have something to do with those abominable cookies you baked earlier today. 1.2039 0.04441 103 84 17 2
1824 Did you make any snow women? 1.2039 0.04441 103 84 17 2
1825 Are they caroling or protesting climate change? 1.2039 0.04650 103 85 15 3
1826 My Craigslist ad for the corncob pipes seems to be getting a lot of hits. 1.2039 0.04650 103 85 15 3
1827 Let’s see, a “flock of sheep,” a “gaggle of geese” and, here it is, a “synod of snowmen.” 1.2039 0.04650 103 85 15 3
1828 Hold on hon, I'm captioning a cartoon. 1.2039 0.04650 103 85 15 3
1829 How much peppermint schnapps did you put in this cocoa? 1.2039 0.04650 103 85 15 3
1830 Honey, I think you might have overdone it just a bit on the Christmas decorations. 1.2039 0.04441 103 84 17 2
1831 On the 28th day of Christmas my true love gave to me... 1.2039 0.04441 103 84 17 2
1832 Where’s Calvin? 1.2039 0.05043 103 87 11 5
1833 I don’t know why they can’t hold their Parson Brown look-alike contest in the meadow. 1.2039 0.04650 103 85 15 3
1834 It's night of the living sled. 1.2039 0.04650 103 85 15 3
1835 There must have been some magic in those 512 silk wool hats you knitted. 1.2039 0.04650 103 85 15 3
1836 Remember when Frosty said he'd be back again someday? 1.2039 0.04650 103 85 15 3
1837 Give a snowman a knitted hat and it's warm for a day. Teach a snowman to knit and you keep it warm for a lifetime. 1.2039 0.04650 103 85 15 3
1838 I know it’s closer to your mother, but I really think we should move to Florida. 1.2039 0.04441 103 84 17 2
1839 It says here it's all about wanting to be called "snow people". 1.2039 0.05043 103 87 11 5
1840 I was wondering what the weatherman meant by snowing with a chance of thumpety thump thump 1.2039 0.04441 103 84 17 2
1841 I warned you about giving only one of them a scarf. 1.2039 0.04650 103 85 15 3
1842 Tell them we gave at the office. 1.2039 0.04650 103 85 15 3
1843 NO! If you let them in, they’ll wet all over the place. 1.2039 0.04650 103 85 15 3
1844 I thought it only flurried last night... 1.2039 0.04441 103 84 17 2
1845 Says here there was a toxic waste spill near the North Pole 1.2039 0.03989 103 82 21 0
1846 Your flash mob is here 1.2039 0.04650 103 85 15 3
1847 Don’t worry honey, they will all be gone by spring along with most of the democratic presidential candidates. 1.2039 0.04851 103 86 13 4
1848 We can just wait for climate change to take care of it. 1.2037 0.04511 108 89 16 3
1849 This is the last hat, the rest of you have to go. 1.2037 0.05054 108 92 10 6
1850 Darling, have you been feeding the stray snowmen again? 1.2037 0.04511 108 89 16 3
1851 I'm sending $50 to support their climate change initiative. 1.2037 0.04110 108 87 20 1
1852 I think they are hoping to watch us have sex. It's their death wish, it seems 1.2020 0.04969 99 83 12 4
1853 Honey, I think I’m going to need more sweater yarn. 1.2020 0.04969 99 83 12 4
1854 I think they want to come in from the warm. 1.2020 0.04758 99 82 14 3
1855 Honey, the snowmen are back. 1.2019 0.04609 104 86 15 3
1856 I guarantee these climate change protests die out come springtime. 1.2019 0.04402 104 85 17 2
1857 Snowden says that there is no privacy anymore. 1.2019 0.04808 104 87 13 4
1858 And you think my emailing intrudes on our marriage? 1.2019 0.05182 104 89 9 6
1859 It’s snowmen honey. Snowmans sounds so ridiculous. 1.2019 0.04609 104 86 15 3
1860 It says we’ll be okay if we can fend them off until tomorrow. Then climate warming will take care of it. 1.2019 0.04185 104 84 19 1
1861 I told you we should have built a wall 1.2019 0.04185 104 84 19 1
1862 These gummies are doing nothing for me. How about you? 1.2019 0.04609 104 86 15 3
1863 I don’t know why they’re so fascinated with knitting. It’s not like they have hands. 1.2019 0.04402 104 85 17 2
1864 Don't let them in they'll wet all over everything.... 1.2019 0.04609 104 86 15 3
1865 Honey, please get the space heater in the basement. Now. 1.2019 0.04402 104 85 17 2
1866 Huh. We got an e-mail from Parson Brown. 1.2019 0.04808 104 87 13 4
1867 You buy Greenland, they’re all legal. 1.2019 0.04609 104 86 15 3
1868 They'd like you to try whipstitching so the edges don't fray on the hats and scarves so easily. 1.2019 0.04998 104 88 11 5
1869 I don't think they're friendly, Jeff. They've taken the Subaru. 1.2019 0.04402 104 85 17 2
1870 I’be been putting off getting a nose job, but now I’ll make an appointment. 1.2019 0.05182 104 89 9 6
1871 It's uncanny how they find out when you cook with coal. 1.2019 0.04609 104 86 15 3
1872 They’re here for the global warming discussion group. 1.2019 0.04808 104 87 13 4
1873 I told you we should have gotten the hybrid. 1.2019 0.04402 104 85 17 2
1874 Due to global warming, they're demanding to be recognized as an endangered species. 1.2019 0.04185 104 84 19 1
1875 I told them they could watch. The don't get Netflix. 1.2019 0.04609 104 86 15 3
1876 Starting next Christmas, let's not put out any North Pole decorations. 1.2019 0.04185 104 84 19 1
1877 Hashtag snowpocalypse is so overused. 1.2019 0.04609 104 86 15 3
1878 Junior is certainly enjoying his new clone-a-matic. 1.2019 0.04402 104 85 17 2
1879 do you feel an icy stare on us? 1.2019 0.04185 104 84 19 1
1880 Emailing the therapist. Gonna see about dialing down Timmy's Ritalin dose. 1.2019 0.04609 104 86 15 3
1881 Forget the carrot cake recipe! 1.2019 0.04808 104 87 13 4
1882 How many did you just order from Amazon Prime? 1.2019 0.04808 104 87 13 4
1883 I believe there's a protest against Global warming tonight. 1.2019 0.04402 104 85 17 2
1884 Just ignore them for 4 or 5 months and they'll go away. 1.2019 0.04402 104 85 17 2
1885 Just ignore them, they'll be gone by early April. 1.2019 0.04185 104 84 19 1
1886 This is Calvin's doing. 1.2019 0.04998 104 88 11 5
1887 Please check out Netflix to see if they are filming a winter version of Hitchcock’s “The Birds” 1.2019 0.04609 104 86 15 3
1888 The disclosure said nothing about this house being in the snowman migration route. 1.2019 0.04998 104 88 11 5
1889 Fine I’ll go get the snowblower. 1.2019 0.04609 104 86 15 3
1890 Now will you get me that snow blower for Christmas? 1.2019 0.04402 104 85 17 2
1891 Tom, I think the snowflakes have organized. 1.2019 0.04998 104 88 11 5
1892 I knew your hats would be a big hit. 1.2019 0.04808 104 87 13 4
1893 Relax...global warming is not their friend. 1.2019 0.04808 104 87 13 4
1894 Yea, I guess I really miss Hobbes. 1.2019 0.04609 104 86 15 3
1895 According to the news, there's a huge carrot shortage this December. 1.2019 0.04402 104 85 17 2
1896 I’m only getting zombie apocalypse dear. 1.2019 0.04998 104 88 11 5
1897 If you’re that worried, get your hairdryer. 1.2018 0.03862 109 87 22 0
1898 Honey, the snowmen are really trying to make Christmas feel special again. 1.2018 0.04660 109 91 14 4
1899 He said he’d be back again someday, but not with friends... 1.2018 0.04839 109 92 12 5
1900 Babe, I told you so, you give that one guy a scarf and they’ll all want a scarf. 1.2000 0.04766 105 88 13 4
1901 Baby it’s crowded outside. 1.2000 0.04766 105 88 13 4
1902 Four more toques to go. 1.2000 0.04872 95 79 13 3
1903 It's looking frosty out there 1.2000 0.04569 105 87 15 3
1904 I’m sorry, but auditions for Iceman Cometh closed yesterday. 1.2000 0.04766 105 88 13 4
1905 What exactly did your post say on climate change? 1.2000 0.04364 105 86 17 2
1906 Which one is Parson Brown? 1.2000 0.04793 90 74 14 2
1907 No, tracking says carton of magic hats is still in transit. Why? 1.2000 0.04954 105 89 11 5
1908 Stop teasing. You've neither enough time nor wool. 1.2000 0.04569 105 87 15 3
1909 They’re not cold, dear. They’re just hungry for human brains. 1.1983 0.04280 116 96 17 3
1910 I wonder if this has something to do with that politically correct version of "Baby It's Cold Outside." 1.1982 0.04400 111 92 16 3
1911 Honey, remember that snowman you kicked at the park yesterday? 1.1981 0.04327 106 87 17 2
1912 I don’t know if we can seat everyone. 1.1981 0.04911 106 90 11 5
1913 The weather channel is forecasting a Snowman Apocalypse. 1.1980 0.04879 101 85 12 4
1914 Do you think they know we're moving to Florida ? 1.1980 0.04671 101 84 14 3
1915 I’m not explaining central heating to a snowman 1.1980 0.04879 101 85 12 4
1916 Don't worry. They're just ticked off at me cause I offered them hot tea. 1.1980 0.04879 101 85 12 4
1917 White people... 1.1980 0.04671 101 84 14 3
1918 You're trending. 1.1980 0.04671 101 84 14 3
1919 They say we don't stand a snowball's chance in hell, and demand mouths. 1.1980 0.04454 101 83 16 2
1920 Congresswoman, your climate change lobbyists are outside again. 1.1980 0.04879 101 85 12 4
1921 Honey, when will the carrot cake be done? 1.1980 0.04226 101 82 18 1
1922 I think I’m going to need a bigger ball of yarn! 1.1980 0.04226 101 82 18 1
1923 Of course they're upset. You never should have called our neighborhood a melting pot! 1.1980 0.04879 101 85 12 4
1924 It appears we've been targeted by a flash-frozen mob. 1.1980 0.04454 101 83 16 2
1925 On the bright side, no sleeves required. 1.1980 0.04671 101 84 14 3
1926 We’re out of carrots? Again? 1.1980 0.04671 101 84 14 3
1927 Karen, I warned you not to yell at little Harry next door, but no, you did anyway. 1.1980 0.04879 101 85 12 4
1928 Relax dear, I'm sure no one will notice that our snowman isn't wearing his knitted cap. 1.1980 0.04226 101 82 18 1
1929 I told you those hats were magical!" 1.1980 0.05078 101 86 10 5
1930 They're just waiting for me to tell them the latest weather forecast." 1.1980 0.05454 101 88 6 7
1931 Don't worry! They'll melt down 1.1980 0.05078 101 86 10 5
1932 George, I'm not the one who still hasn't changed the Halloween house decorations yet. 1.1980 0.04879 101 85 12 4
1933 Be sure to smile when they start singing. 1.1980 0.04226 101 82 18 1
1934 This virus came from the cloud. 1.1980 0.05269 101 87 8 6
1935 they've heard we are streaming Amazon Prime. 1.1980 0.05078 101 86 10 5
1936 Typical - white folks gotta gawk at a mixed-race couple. 1.1980 0.04879 101 85 12 4
1937 Night of the Living Snowmen?" Sorry, honey, I don't think anybody is going to green-light that title 1.1980 0.04671 101 84 14 3
1938 Honey, we’re going to need more carrots. 1.1980 0.04879 101 85 12 4
1939 Let's use Air B n B, you said. It'll be fun, you said. 1.1980 0.05078 101 86 10 5
1940 They ordered online. 1.1980 0.04454 101 83 16 2
1941 They're protesting our use of coal for home heating. 1.1980 0.04671 101 84 14 3
1942 Honey, now will you turn on the furnace? 1.1980 0.04671 101 84 14 3
1943 I told you we should have listened to Greta. 1.1980 0.04454 101 83 16 2
1944 Turn the heat up and they’ll disappear. 1.1980 0.03985 101 81 20 0
1945 Dear Snowman's Local 32. 1.1980 0.04226 101 82 18 1
1946 Should have just stuck with the hats, Karen. 1.1980 0.04671 101 84 14 3
1947 Knit faster, darling. It's cold outside. 1.1980 0.04879 101 85 12 4
1948 It says they're happy and jolly. 1.1980 0.04879 101 85 12 4
1949 Hey, Sue, did you know Whole Foods has a great sale on frozen carrots? 1.1980 0.04454 101 83 16 2
1950 I still don't understand why they wear hats. 1.1980 0.04226 101 82 18 1
1951 I wish I could tell you how to defeat the white walkers, but I can't see anything in this episode! 1.1980 0.05454 101 88 6 7
1952 Frozen III (by Stephen King) 1.1978 0.05234 91 77 10 4
1953 Call me a grinch all you want but if they sing Frosty one more time, I'm getting going out there with a blowtorch. 1.1963 0.05046 107 92 9 6
1954 You knit one scarf, for one snowman. 1.1963 0.04080 107 87 19 1
1955 It's a mass suicide. I'm not letting them in. 1.1963 0.05046 107 92 9 6
1956 I wouldn’t mind some carrot cake. 1.1961 0.04629 102 85 14 3
1957 Any carrot cake left ? 1.1961 0.04629 102 85 14 3
1958 Way cooler than zombies 1.1961 0.04415 102 84 16 2
1959 Dude! I just Tweet, ‘Hope it warms up soon,’ and, like boom, there’s a flash mob. 1.1961 0.04415 102 84 16 2
1960 Apparently Frosty is missing. 1.1961 0.04629 102 85 14 3
1961 I only searched "snowman" one time 1.1961 0.04629 102 85 14 3
1962 I told them that if I let them inside, they’d melt. They said that’s what they wanted. I just don’t feel totally comfortable being an accessory to their Heaven’s Gate reenactment. I mean, I know they’re alive, but do they have souls? 1.1961 0.05031 102 87 10 5
1963 'Well if it's acting hungry, just feed it' you said. 'What's the worst that could happen', you said. 1.1961 0.04835 102 86 12 4
1964 Well... that snowballed quickly... 1.1961 0.04415 102 84 16 2
1965 We've gotta' tighten that Canadian border. 1.1961 0.05031 102 87 10 5
1966 Did you Tip the Snowmen last year? 1.1961 0.04415 102 84 16 2
1967 Just wait a few months — we'll have our waterfront view again. 1.1961 0.04189 102 83 18 1
1968 Guess who have joined Extinction Rebellion. 1.1959 0.04550 97 80 15 2
1969 I think I see the one we made when we were six 1.1944 0.04453 108 90 15 3
1970 Don’t have a meltdown, they’re just chillin’ out there. 1.1942 0.04376 103 85 16 2
1971 I need some space, honey 1.1939 0.04268 98 80 17 1
1972 Just remember what happened to the rug the last time you let them in. 1.1939 0.04735 98 82 13 3
1973 My knitting brings all the snow boys to the yard. 1.1939 0.05161 98 84 9 5
1974 I told you if you give him a hat he'll come back for a whole jacket. And maybe bring friends. 1.1939 0.04014 98 79 19 0
1975 (Sigh) I think we need to give Jimmy a few more household chores to keep him busy over Winter Break... 1.1939 0.04735 98 82 13 3
1976 Living next to George Romero's kids is a real pain in the ass. 1.1939 0.05361 98 85 7 6
1977 Knitting them hats and scarves is fine, but I think mittens is overdoing it. 1.1939 0.04735 98 82 13 3
1978 Honey, we’re getting some traction on our SnoBall evites. 1.1939 0.04508 98 81 15 2
1979 Just ignore them. There could always be an abominable one in the bunch. 1.1939 0.04953 98 83 11 4
1980 The realtor did say that the neighbors could be cold. 1.1939 0.04014 98 79 19 0
1981 We could have glazed carrots to offset the mashed potatoes. 1.1939 0.04268 98 80 17 1
1982 I just got a flash flood warning. 1.1939 0.04735 98 82 13 3
1983 We also know if you've been bad or good. 1.1939 0.04735 98 82 13 3
1984 Honey...you fixed the heater. Right? 1.1939 0.04268 98 80 17 1
1985 I told you, be sure and keep that thermostat above 60... 1.1939 0.04735 98 82 13 3
1986 It says here to ignore them. They'll be gone by Spring. 1.1939 0.04508 98 81 15 2
1987 He'll be melted before you're done knitting it. 1.1939 0.04268 98 80 17 1
1988 I heard they were organizing around global warming. 1.1939 0.04268 98 80 17 1
1989 You knit one hat....you have to knit a hat for all! 1.1939 0.04508 98 81 15 2
1990 CALVIN!!!!! 1.1939 0.04735 98 82 13 3
1991 I told you not to start making them hats! 1.1939 0.04508 98 81 15 2
1992 I warned you this would happen when you gave a scarf to that stray snowman yesterday. 1.1939 0.04735 98 82 13 3
1993 The weather report says it's going to be Frosty tonigh 1.1939 0.04508 98 81 15 2
1994 Looks like everybody wants to Netflix and chill. 1.1939 0.04735 98 82 13 3
1995 Don't worry, they're better off on the streets. 1.1939 0.04508 98 81 15 2
1996 Um, I think we will need more yarn. 1.1939 0.04268 98 80 17 1
1997 Is "Frosty The Snowman" on TV again tonight" 1.1939 0.04508 98 81 15 2
1998 I'm not being racist … white folk really do all look alike. 1.1939 0.05161 98 84 9 5
1999 I told you to stop knitting for them. 1.1939 0.04735 98 82 13 3
2000 Oh dear, maybe we shouldn’t serve carrots tonight. 1.1939 0.04953 98 83 11 4
2001 I really don’t think it matters if the yarn is cotton or acrylic. 1.1939 0.04953 98 83 11 4
2002 Don't feed them,they'll be here til spring. 1.1939 0.04268 98 80 17 1
2003 I am definitely going to need more yarn. 1.1939 0.04508 98 81 15 2
2004 OK, now I'm sure they're moving. 1.1939 0.04508 98 81 15 2
2005 It's just another climate change demonstration. 1.1939 0.04508 98 81 15 2
2006 Was the snowman orgy tonight? 1.1939 0.04735 98 82 13 3
2007 Five more hats and I'll start on the scarves. 1.1939 0.04953 98 83 11 4
2008 Did you put our address on your Etsy site? 1.1939 0.04268 98 80 17 1
2009 Don't worry honey, I have Prime Now. 1.1939 0.04735 98 82 13 3
2010 I warned you when the first one showed up, but you had to knit him something, didn't you? 1.1939 0.05161 98 84 9 5
2011 Don't forget to turn on the space heater tonight. 1.1939 0.04508 98 81 15 2
2012 Well, weather looks like they’re only going to be homeless for a day. You might get the juicer out? 1.1939 0.04735 98 82 13 3
2013 I was warned that this neighborhood would give us a frosty reception. 1.1939 0.04268 98 80 17 1
2014 Another mass wedding! This is when I hate being Parson Brown. 1.1939 0.04735 98 82 13 3
2015 Don't worry, with Global Warming they'll all be gone by morning. 1.1939 0.04268 98 80 17 1
2016 Sorry honey, it just said "click here to become a patron of an endangered species" 1.1939 0.04953 98 83 11 4
2017 I did warn you that if you knitted a hat for one of them, they’d all want one. 1.1939 0.04508 98 81 15 2
2018 You had to blog about Frostette, the snowgirl, didn't you? 1.1939 0.04953 98 83 11 4
2019 I expect some of them are doubtful you can meet production targets that will assure they all have both a hat and scarf by Christmas ... this year. 1.1939 0.04735 98 82 13 3
2020 That's what happened to our carrots. 1.1939 0.04268 98 80 17 1
2021 Hurry up. They want mittens and socks this year. 1.1939 0.04268 98 80 17 1
2022 I told you, you can’t just “freeze them out.” 1.1939 0.04508 98 81 15 2
2023 Guess the neighbors are tweaking their 3-D printer 1.1939 0.04735 98 82 13 3
2024 George, what were you doing with the Crispr last night? 1.1939 0.04508 98 81 15 2
2025 Still, what constituency really sees climate change as a life-or-death issue? 1.1939 0.04508 98 81 15 2
2026 REPLY TO ALL: Frostythesnowman@gmail.com. . 1.1939 0.04508 98 81 15 2
2027 Okay! Now guess which one is “Frosty”? 1.1939 0.04735 98 82 13 3
2028 Unusually heavy snow activity, indeed! 1.1939 0.04508 98 81 15 2
2029 They ordered online for pick-up. 1.1939 0.04735 98 82 13 3
2030 Yup, still there. 1.1939 0.04735 98 82 13 3
2031 Snowmen literally only want one thing and it's disgusting. 1.1939 0.04953 98 83 11 4
2032 Ignore them honey, they’ll melt soon enough. 1.1939 0.04508 98 81 15 2
2033 Don't worry Mildred, Google predicts a warm rain tonight. 1.1939 0.04508 98 81 15 2
2034 Yeah . . . it says they're heat-seeking, which is odd. 1.1939 0.04508 98 81 15 2
2035 Check out this ‘Snowman Apocalypse’ app. 1.1939 0.04268 98 80 17 1
2036 What an abomination! 1.1939 0.04508 98 81 15 2
2037 Just ignore them. They go away eventually. 1.1939 0.04953 98 83 11 4
2038 It's the Snowmen's Union, wanting to negotiate. I told them to come back in April. 1.1939 0.04735 98 82 13 3
2039 I called Frozen 2 'idiotic and derivative', not that anyone pays attention to these things. 1.1939 0.04953 98 83 11 4
2040 It's looking frosty outside. 1.1939 0.04735 98 82 13 3
2041 It appears that not one of them has anything to say. 1.1939 0.04735 98 82 13 3
2042 I searched "snow blower" and I think they are hoping it means something else. 1.1939 0.04508 98 81 15 2
2043 Do you find our new neighbors a bit frosty? 1.1939 0.04953 98 83 11 4
2044 They're giving me the cold shoulder. 1.1939 0.04735 98 82 13 3
2045 We come in three pieces. 1.1927 0.04416 109 91 15 3
2046 I clicked on Adopt a Snowman but nothing happens. 1.1923 0.04548 104 87 14 3
2047 Jimmy?!!! That's enough snowmen for today! 1.1919 0.04691 99 83 13 3
2048 Says here the lab had an incident trying to clone Frostie. 1.1919 0.04229 99 81 17 1
2049 I don't care if there's a thousand of them! I'm not going to play "Frosty the Snowman" again tonight. 1.1919 0.04466 99 82 15 2
2050 Hey honey, there is a 20 percent discount for the Galapagos cruise again. 1.1919 0.04466 99 82 15 2
2051 No, Beth, I didn't spike the eggnog. 1.1919 0.04691 99 83 13 3
2052 Quick, turn off the Burl Ives album. 1.1919 0.04229 99 81 17 1
2053 I wanted that flamethrower for Christmas, but no... 1.1919 0.04466 99 82 15 2
2054 This is more than a dusting, I think it is a squall! 1.1919 0.04906 99 84 11 4
2055 - Should we be scared, John? - Nevermind, honey. Global warming is coming soon... 1.1919 0.04229 99 81 17 1
2056 Was it you who told them they could get more with the carrot than the stick? 1.1919 0.04466 99 82 15 2
2057 Your knitting's gone viral. 1.1919 0.04229 99 81 17 1
2058 I told you it's colder in here than outside. 1.1919 0.05112 99 85 9 5
2059 Turn the sprinkler on, they will go away. 1.1919 0.04906 99 84 11 4
2060 All the headlines are calling it the night of the living sled. 1.1919 0.04691 99 83 13 3
2061 You’re wish came true. 1.1919 0.04691 99 83 13 3
2062 They won’t survive in our environment. 1.1919 0.04466 99 82 15 2
2063 Voyeurs 1.1919 0.04691 99 83 13 3
2064 Honey why don't the snowmen have any mouths? 1.1919 0.04466 99 82 15 2
2065 All you have to do is close the curtains. 1.1919 0.04466 99 82 15 2
2066 Did you order more carrots? 1.1919 0.04906 99 84 11 4
2067 Apparently your op-ed in support of global warming didn’t go totally unnoticed. 1.1919 0.04906 99 84 11 4
2068 Says here it’s a good time to invest in carrot futures. 1.1919 0.04691 99 83 13 3
2069 They want me to look up "anthropomorphic." 1.1919 0.04466 99 82 15 2
2070 This global warming ain't no joke. 1.1915 0.04351 94 77 16 1
2071 This Olaf craze has gone too far. 1.1915 0.04351 94 77 16 1
2072 Mindy, tell me you didn’t troll the Arctic knitting circle. 1.1915 0.04607 94 78 14 2
2073 I’m looking up side effects of hemp tea. 1.1910 0.05022 89 75 11 3
2074 I assure you, no one cares that we're storing Frosty in the freezer until next winter. 1.1910 0.05270 89 76 9 4
2075 The forecast is for "encroaching snow". 1.1910 0.05022 89 75 11 3
2076 Global warming. Who cares? 1.1910 0.05022 89 75 11 3
2077 I told you to pay those kids for shovelling our snow 1.1910 0.05022 89 75 11 3
2078 They want a Go Fund Me page for one-way tickets to the north pole. 1.1910 0.04761 89 74 13 2
2079 it's the feeder 1.1909 0.04184 110 91 17 2
2080 I think I figured out what the township is doing with all that snow. 1.1900 0.04191 100 82 17 1
2081 You need to take "tap once to order" more seriously 1.1900 0.04191 100 82 17 1
2082 The police are advising everyone to stay indoors till spring. 1.1900 0.04426 100 83 15 2
2083 Now they all want scarves 1.1900 0.04191 100 82 17 1
2084 The forecast didn’t say anything about it getting scary outside. 1.1900 0.04648 100 84 13 3
2085 Huh, for some reason Trader Joe's is having a shortage of carrots. 1.1900 0.04648 100 84 13 3
2086 Did you just order that? 1.1900 0.04648 100 84 13 3
2087 You didn’t respond to any of those Frosty’s revenge emails did you? 1.1900 0.04648 100 84 13 3
2088 Don't blame me, you were the one who wanted to join Costco. 1.1900 0.04861 100 85 11 4
2089 Just let them in and turn up the heat a bit. 1.1900 0.04426 100 83 15 2
2090 I promised them ice cream. 1.1900 0.04426 100 83 15 2
2091 I crowd funded Christmas this year. 1.1900 0.04426 100 83 15 2
2092 I just ordered that 24 carrot gold necklace you wanted on line. I think I got it right. 1.1900 0.04861 100 85 11 4
2093 Don't worry, they'll melt eventually 1.1900 0.04426 100 83 15 2
2094 Anyone up for carrot cake? 1.1900 0.04191 100 82 17 1
2095 This report says that climate change is impacting migratory patterns around the world. 1.1900 0.04191 100 82 17 1
2096 Will you please stop googling for "abominable snowmen"? 1.1900 0.04191 100 82 17 1
2097 There's rain in the forecast. Hope you like carrot cake. 1.1900 0.04648 100 84 13 3
2098 I suppose I could just give them the cold shoulder" 1.1900 0.04191 100 82 17 1
2099 Another global warming protest. Can’t they see I’m wearing a cardigan? 1.1900 0.04648 100 84 13 3
2100 How many times do I have to tell you? If you let them in, they'll just melt all over the rug. 1.1900 0.04191 100 82 17 1
2101 They say Fido goes or things get very inconvenient for us... 1.1900 0.04426 100 83 15 2
2102 According to wikipedia, the magic is in their hats, but there's nothing specifically about getting rid of them. 1.1900 0.04648 100 84 13 3
2103 I think we need to take down the “hand-knit” scarf ad”. 1.1900 0.04191 100 82 17 1
2104 "They don't have television. Cut them some slack. 1.1900 0.04426 100 83 15 2
2105 It’s January already and they really can’t let it go. 1.1900 0.04191 100 82 17 1
2106 I’m telling you, all this surveillance stuff has gone too far. 1.1900 0.04648 100 84 13 3
2107 Not to worry. They’re asexual. 1.1900 0.04861 100 85 11 4
2108 Honey, close the curtains. The snowmen are being nosy again. 1.1900 0.04426 100 83 15 2
2109 Well zombies are so yesterday. We had to come up with a new genre for horror movies. 1.1900 0.04861 100 85 11 4
2110 Perfect snowman weather. 1.1900 0.04861 100 85 11 4
2111 Great! I make Jack one hat, and now I'm the neighborhood hat lady. 1.1900 0.04861 100 85 11 4
2112 I think the kids want to come back inside. 1.1900 0.04426 100 83 15 2
2113 We seem to be getting a Frosty reception from the neighbors. 1.1900 0.04426 100 83 15 2
2114 Oh, Jenna, I left the dog outside. Could you go and get her? 1.1900 0.04861 100 85 11 4
2115 You know dear, other men are very attentive to me! 1.1900 0.04426 100 83 15 2
2116 Says here, something about global warming? 1.1900 0.04426 100 83 15 2
2117 And two eyes made out of solar panels” doesn’t quite have the same ring 1.1900 0.04648 100 84 13 3
2118 It says here, that they will be gone in the Spring 1.1900 0.04648 100 84 13 3
2119 I told you if you knitted one of them a hat and scarf, they'd all want them. 1.1900 0.04648 100 84 13 3
2120 Yarn futures are up. 1.1900 0.04191 100 82 17 1
2121 I told you not everyone would be impressed with you going vegan. 1.1895 0.04563 95 79 14 2
2122 Not to worry -- it's just another zombiesnowpocalypse.. 1.1887 0.04047 106 87 18 1
2123 It says here, "Whatever you do, don't make eye contact." 1.1881 0.04386 101 84 15 2
2124 Ignore them. They're just Siberian spies for Putin trying to get hold of my emails ahead of the election. 1.1881 0.04606 101 85 13 3
2125 I turned the wifi off again. 1.1881 0.04606 101 85 13 3
2126 It’s just not the same. 1.1875 0.04270 96 79 16 1
2127 Oh, that's Waldo. 1.1875 0.04981 96 82 10 4
2128 Honey, toss them some torches and their protest will dissipate quickly. 1.1875 0.04519 96 80 14 2
2129 Don't worry dear, just give them the cold shoulder 1.1875 0.04519 96 80 14 2
2130 Jason, my knitting has suddenly gone viral 1.1875 0.04756 96 81 12 3
2131 Honey, have you promised each of them a scarf? 1.1875 0.04519 96 80 14 2
2132 Try not to stress, they will be gone by spring 1.1875 0.04519 96 80 14 2
2133 I see your scarves and hats have gone viral. 1.1875 0.04756 96 81 12 3
2134 Looking out the window is only going to encourage them. 1.1875 0.04519 96 80 14 2
2135 Knit them and they will come. 1.1875 0.04519 96 80 14 2
2136 They probably want just some adult conversation. 1.1875 0.04756 96 81 12 3
2137 But baby it's bad out there. 1.1875 0.04519 96 80 14 2
2138 More Democratic candidates are out polling again. 1.1875 0.04756 96 81 12 3
2139 I knit all those hats last year. 1.1875 0.04519 96 80 14 2
2140 Soup tonight- Checking carrots for freshness! 1.1875 0.04756 96 81 12 3
2141 Looks like a couple more hats to go. 1.1875 0.04270 96 79 16 1
2142 Tell 'em Frosty's not in here. 1.1875 0.04519 96 80 14 2
2143 Ahh, yeah...I forgot to mention, we're hosting a silent auction for my Sherlock pipe later tonight. 1.1875 0.04756 96 81 12 3
2144 Knit a snowman a scarf. Be prepared for when he blabs to his friends. 1.1875 0.04981 96 82 10 4
2145 Can't deny climate change anymore, honey. 1.1875 0.04981 96 82 10 4
2146 They were taller before global warming. 1.1875 0.04519 96 80 14 2
2147 Yes, I remember singing Frosty will be back again some day. Why? Is he back? 1.1875 0.04519 96 82 11 3
2148 Can't be Night of the Living Dead. They were never alive. 1.1875 0.04519 96 80 14 2
2149 This neighborhood is so white 1.1875 0.04756 96 81 12 3
2150 Uh Honey, did you happen to tell Frosty about Global Warming? 1.1875 0.04396 96 82 11 3
2151 I'll deal with them in a minute honey, I am just emailing John to tell him he was wrong about global warming. 1.1875 0.04519 96 80 14 2
2152 It just says “Enough with the scarves. Give us the old silk hat you found or it’s thumpity, thump, thump.” 1.1875 0.04519 96 80 14 2
2153 Remember what happened last year when we invited them in. 1.1875 0.04981 96 82 10 4
2154 Oh look, there’s Fred. 1.1875 0.04756 96 81 12 3
2155 I only PREDICT the weather; I'm not the CAUSE of tomorrow's rise above freezing. 1.1875 0.04756 96 81 12 3
2156 Just ignore them. It's supposed to go up to 60 degrees tomorrow. 1.1875 0.04756 96 81 12 3
2157 Let's just wait until Spring 1.1875 0.04756 96 81 12 3
2158 Honey... what did you put in the hot chocolate? 1.1875 0.05196 96 83 8 5
2159 Honey, do they ever blink? 1.1875 0.04519 96 80 14 2
2160 Honey, any news what NSA is experimenting with these Holidays? 1.1875 0.04981 96 82 10 4
2161 Don’t look now, but the Republican Party wants your vote. 1.1875 0.04756 96 81 12 3
2162 I hope I can get all these scarves finished before spring. 1.1875 0.04756 96 81 12 3
2163 Don't answer the door. Pretend you don't see them. I knew they were a Cult. 1.1875 0.04756 96 81 12 3
2164 No, I don't mind raising the thermostat. Why do you ask? 1.1875 0.04756 96 81 12 3
2165 Better speed it up. Frosty gave your scarf 5 stars. 1.1875 0.04519 96 80 14 2
2166 I hope you remember your Disney + login, we’ve got an army of Frozen fans caroling “Let it Go” outside... 1.1875 0.04519 96 80 14 2
2167 I have no idea why a snowman needs a hat or a scarf. 1.1875 0.04756 96 81 12 3
2168 I told you the open casting call for the 'Frozen' sequel was a mistake. 1.1875 0.04981 96 82 10 4
2169 They're doing it again. 1.1875 0.04756 96 81 12 3
2170 It says they're protesting global warming 1.1875 0.04519 96 80 14 2
2171 Pest control advises spraying them with hot water. 1.1875 0.04519 96 80 14 2
2172 Just checking to see if our homeowner's insurance covers water damage. 1.1875 0.04981 96 82 10 4
2173 Here's a good recipe for carrot cake. 1.1875 0.04519 96 80 14 2
2174 I just hate how bare the trees get in the winter. 1.1875 0.04756 96 81 12 3
2175 I don't think they like Republicans. 1.1875 0.04981 96 82 10 4
2176 You shouldn't have told Frosty that Santa isn't real. 1.1875 0.04519 96 80 14 2
2177 The forecast predicts a "frosty apocalypse", I wonder what that means? 1.1875 0.04270 96 79 16 1
2178 Darling, I told you that if you gave it to one the rest would be wanting one too! Rebecca Hawkins 1.1875 0.04981 96 82 10 4
2179 If you make eye contact, they'll never leave us alone. 1.1875 0.04005 96 78 18 0
2180 They're rooting for Pelosi, too. 1.1875 0.04756 96 81 12 3
2181 I'm not letting them in Susan, no matter how many times you call me "xenophobic." 1.1875 0.04756 96 81 12 3
2182 On it honey googling ‘snowmen infestation removal’ now! 1.1875 0.04270 96 79 16 1
2183 I gave them some ice cubes once and now they won't go away. 1.1875 0.04519 96 80 14 2
2184 Don’t ask tomorrow’s temperature. You don’t want to know 1.1875 0.04270 96 79 16 1
2185 I told you if you gave one a magic hat they'd all want one! 1.1875 0.04756 96 81 12 3
2186 Looks like your Etsy store is a seasonal hit. 1.1875 0.05403 96 84 6 6
2187 Good news, 23 degrees tonight, warming to 41 by noon. Looks like you WILL have enough yarn to finish the blanket for Grandma's birthday. 1.1875 0.05403 96 84 6 6
2188 We have to get that heater fixed. 1.1875 0.04981 96 82 10 4
2189 I said if they behaved themselves we could all watch Frosty again. 1.1875 0.04519 96 80 14 2
2190 Miriam, Frosty posted that there must be some magic in those new knit hats s you made! 1.1875 0.04981 96 82 10 4
2191 I think you got their hopes up for a Spring collection 1.1875 0.04756 96 81 12 3
2192 Hun, I think your Amazon package is here. 1.1875 0.04981 96 82 10 4
2193 If you stop staring at them they might go away. 1.1875 0.04519 96 80 14 2
2194 Why does he get a scarf? 1.1875 0.04756 96 81 12 3
2195 Sweetheart, now they're all going to want handknitted scarves. 1.1875 0.04981 96 82 10 4
2196 Hunny, your Craigslist posts are really starting to snowball. 1.1875 0.04981 96 82 10 4
2197 ‘I notified the police, they said there’s snow threat.’ 1.1875 0.04756 96 81 12 3
2198 I told you that silk hat gave me bad vibes. 1.1875 0.04981 96 82 10 4
2199 No, the Hitchcock movie is "The Birds", not "The Snowmen" 1.1875 0.04981 96 82 10 4
2200 Honey ignore them, we melted their leader." 1.1875 0.04756 96 81 12 3
2201 Honey,would you please close the curtains. I'm getting a frosty reception here. 1.1875 0.04981 96 82 10 4
2202 Didn’t I say if you made a scarf for one, they’d all want them? 1.1875 0.04519 96 80 14 2
2203 An increasingly frosty relationship... 1.1875 0.04005 96 78 18 0
2204 It’s a snombie apocalypse! 1.1875 0.04756 96 81 12 3
2205 And all I got was a gift card. 1.1875 0.04519 96 80 14 2
2206 Not everyone is a fan of your carrot juice diet. 1.1875 0.04981 96 82 10 4
2207 Didn't you say that you lost the scarf I made for you? 1.1875 0.04519 96 80 14 2
2208 Darling, I forgot to tell you I'm hosting my book club this evening. 1.1875 0.04519 96 80 14 2
2209 Honey, I think you'd better crank up the thermostat - fast! 1.1875 0.04270 96 79 16 1
2210 If they bother you turn on the sprinklers 1.1875 0.04756 96 81 12 3
2211 Invites for cocoa snowballed. 1.1875 0.04519 96 80 14 2
2212 Let's offer them all our Christmas presents if they'll stop singing 'Frosty the Snowman.' 1.1875 0.04270 96 79 16 1
2213 Says here they can scent a hand knit scarf from miles away. 1.1875 0.04519 96 80 14 2
2214 do we have any carrots? 1.1875 0.04519 96 80 14 2
2215 They're upset about global warming. 1.1875 0.04756 96 81 12 3
2216 I can't comprehend how you still don't believe in global warming when they would rather be inside than outside. 1.1875 0.04519 96 80 14 2
2217 Frosty obviously didn't teach his children how privacy works. 1.1875 0.04981 96 82 10 4
2218 I think it's a climate change denier demonstration. 1.1875 0.04981 96 82 10 4
2219 i think our children went a bit overboard 1.1875 0.04981 96 82 10 4
2220 No worries. They will be gone by March. 1.1875 0.04756 96 81 12 3
2221 Maybe I shouldn't have taken up knitting. 1.1875 0.05196 96 83 8 5
2222 The annual snowman rave behind at midnight. 1.1875 0.04756 96 81 12 3
2223 I used to think Halloween was the scariest holiday. 1.1875 0.04756 96 81 12 3
2224 Look hon, there’s Waldo! 1.1875 0.04519 96 80 14 2
2225 There are two types of people in this world: those who knit, and those who order flame throwers from Elon Musk. 1.1875 0.04519 96 80 14 2
2226 A flamethrower is only $399. 1.1875 0.04519 96 80 14 2
2227 NOW do you believe me about the 30-50 feral snowmen that run into our yard within 3-5 minutes of the kids going outside? 1.1875 0.04981 96 82 10 4
2228 A. J., how much of this Hot Cocco did you make for us in the kitchen? Does Amazon have that super fast new drone delivery service yet? I think we may be needing that service right away! 1.1875 0.05196 96 83 8 5
2229 They're kind of cute, all but that one with the MAGA hat. 1.1875 0.04270 96 79 16 1
2230 No, no, no -- corn cob pipes, out of stock??? 1.1875 0.04756 96 81 12 3
2231 Just ordering some more carrots 1.1875 0.04519 96 80 14 2
2232 Definitely not. Inviting them in won’t be good for us or them. 1.1875 0.05403 96 84 6 6
2233 I wish we had moved to Florida instead. 1.1875 0.04519 96 80 14 2
2234 Honey, I think somebody’s watching us. 1.1875 0.04756 96 81 12 3
2235 We'll be okay, honey. Forecast says a warming trend tomorrow. 1.1875 0.04756 96 81 12 3
2236 It's snowmanning 1.1875 0.04270 96 79 16 1
2237 Could be nothing but I'm checking WEB MD for feeling cold breath on the back of your neck... 1.1875 0.04519 96 80 14 2
2238 The national weather service has issued a frost warning for our area. 1.1875 0.04519 96 80 14 2
2239 Don’t have a meltdown - I just ordered some hairdryers and heat lamps. 1.1875 0.04756 96 81 12 3
2240 Sorry, but we're all out of carrots. 1.1875 0.04519 96 80 14 2
2241 Oh look, a cardinal in the apple tree. 1.1875 0.04981 96 82 10 4
2242 I think we might be out of carrots. 1.1875 0.04756 96 81 12 3
2243 Roger, I think we are going to need a few extra logs on the fire tonight. 1.1875 0.04270 96 79 16 1
2244 Censorship" Vladamir you keep ordering the Snowden book and they just book Snowmen 1.1875 0.04270 96 79 16 1
2245 If we don't let them in, we'll get coal for Christmas. 1.1875 0.04756 96 81 12 3
2246 Hurry, they'll be gone by spring. 1.1875 0.04519 96 80 14 2
2247 Don't let them distract you, they'll be gone by Spring". 1.1875 0.04981 96 82 10 4
2248 Uh honey remember when you thought it was funny when you ran over that snowman? 1.1875 0.04270 96 79 16 1
2249 They’re mad ‘cuz you have so many lights on and they don’t want to melt. 1.1875 0.04519 96 80 14 2
2250 It's as though they don't remember what happened last time. 1.1875 0.05196 96 83 8 5
2251 What do you mean we have to wait until the January thaw! 1.1875 0.04519 96 80 14 2
2252 Offer them hot chocolate. That'll make them go away. 1.1875 0.04519 96 80 14 2
2253 We are still not getting a tree 1.1875 0.05403 96 84 6 6
2254 When did it stop snowing? 1.1875 0.04519 96 80 14 2
2255 Uhh, the snow gets worse every year 1.1875 0.04519 96 80 14 2
2256 You must have left the gate open again. 1.1875 0.04270 96 79 16 1
2257 Looks like another Climate Change Demonstration... 1.1875 0.04981 96 82 10 4
2258 Relax, spring is coming and they know. 1.1875 0.05196 96 83 8 5
2259 I'm thinking carrot cake... 1.1875 0.04270 96 79 16 1
2260 Is 'Frosty' the only song in those carollers' repertoire? 1.1875 0.04519 96 80 14 2
2261 Let’s see. An unkindness of ravens, a crash of rhinoceroses, a shiver of sharks, a stench of skunks, a nest of snakes, ah, ah, here it is: a snarky spying of snow people. 1.1875 0.04756 96 81 12 3
2262 No, dear, there aren’t a thousand snowmen outside. 1.1875 0.04756 96 81 12 3
2263 Clearly its Snow Buddy’s business. 1.1875 0.04270 96 79 16 1
2264 But my cart says I ordered only one. 1.1875 0.04270 96 79 16 1
2265 Honey, about that global warming thing... 1.1875 0.04270 96 79 16 1
2266 Not to worry, come spring you'll forget all about them 1.1875 0.04756 96 81 12 3
2267 I don't think I'm going to finish my knitting before Christmas. 1.1875 0.04756 96 81 12 3
2268 I said, “Don’t look now.” 1.1875 0.04519 96 80 14 2
2269 They need scarves and hats. 1.1875 0.04756 96 81 12 3
2270 John, I told you to raise the temperature in the house! 1.1875 0.04981 96 82 10 4
2271 I sure hope you can make more of those scarves before they decide to unionize. 1.1875 0.04270 96 79 16 1
2272 OK, googling "snow zombies" what brought this up? 1.1875 0.04519 96 80 14 2
2273 They don't look "jolly, happy" to me. 1.1875 0.04270 96 79 16 1
2274 They're not leaving until you sign the global warming petition 1.1875 0.04519 96 80 14 2
2275 According to foxnews.com it's just more evidence global warming is a hoax. 1.1875 0.04005 96 78 18 0
2276 Jeez, look at it out there. Feels like winter's really closing in... 1.1875 0.04519 96 80 14 2
2277 Why don't you tell them about your delicious carrot cake recipe? 1.1875 0.04981 96 82 10 4
2278 The weather outside is frightful, but I'm not letting them in. 1.1875 0.04270 96 79 16 1
2279 I told you not to feed chicken noodle soup to the neighborhood kids. 1.1875 0.04519 96 80 14 2
2280 With the holidays over, why did you tell them to come here for their unemployment benefits? 1.1875 0.05196 96 83 8 5
2281 Just ignore them...they'll be gone in a few months. 1.1875 0.04519 96 80 14 2
2282 Ignore them, they’ll disappear when the sun comes out. 1.1875 0.04270 96 79 16 1
2283 I told you not to put scarfs and beanies on sale in winter! I'm updating the ad. 1.1875 0.04270 96 79 16 1
2284 It must be the night of the living snowmen. 1.1875 0.04756 96 81 12 3
2285 Which one is Frosty? 1.1875 0.04270 96 79 16 1
2286 I know, I know, but he's sometimes hot and you're not. 1.1875 0.04519 96 80 14 2
2287 I see the snowmen are marching tonight to protest global warming. 1.1875 0.04519 96 80 14 2
2288 You would not BELIEVE the offensive move the Toronto Snowmen just launched! 1.1875 0.04981 96 82 10 4
2289 So much for global warming, right? 1.1875 0.04005 96 78 18 0
2290 It is the snowman apocalypse, and it will be over by spring. 1.1875 0.04519 96 80 14 2
2291 Global warming will take care of them 1.1875 0.04519 96 80 14 2
2292 They're demanding we turn the heat down. 1.1875 0.04519 96 80 14 2
2293 Looks like Linus is at again! 1.1875 0.04519 96 80 14 2
2294 Safeway must have a sale on carrots. 1.1875 0.04981 96 82 10 4
2295 I guess we should have realized Frosty meant it as a threat when he said he'd be back again some day. 1.1875 0.04981 96 82 10 4
2296 Uh oh, I think that Calvin and Hobbes got out again. 1.1875 0.04756 96 81 12 3
2297 There's no men out there. 1.1875 0.04519 96 80 14 2
2298 ‘Etsy says you are behind on the promised knit hats and scarf orders.’ 1.1875 0.04981 96 82 10 4
2299 This is weird. Ive been getting allot of texts from someone called Frosty! 1.1875 0.04270 96 79 16 1
2300 Parson Brown should be here any minute. 1.1875 0.04519 96 80 14 2
2301 Are those just carrots on their noses, or are they happy to see me? 1.1875 0.04981 96 82 10 4
2302 I told you not to pee your name in the snow. 1.1875 0.04981 96 82 10 4
2303 It's that kid next door with the tiger, just ignore it. 1.1875 0.05196 96 83 8 5
2304 I told you we should build a wall! 1.1875 0.04981 96 82 10 4
2305 He did say he'd bring back coal jobs and ag subsidies. 1.1875 0.04270 96 79 16 1
2306 Close the curtains, Alice, there aren't enough cookies to go around. 1.1875 0.04270 96 79 16 1
2307 George, I told you we shouldn't post that Snowman Wanted message. 1.1875 0.04756 96 81 12 3
2308 According to your new Ring Video Doorbell, someone is at the front door. 1.1875 0.04756 96 81 12 3
2309 I told them to go back North; our freezer is already full! 1.1875 0.04519 96 80 14 2
2310 The Igloo Owners Association says we're in violation. 1.1875 0.04519 96 80 14 2
2311 If you ask me, global warning can’t get here soon enough. 1.1875 0.04270 96 79 16 1
2312 Don't worry Hon, I'll hose them off with hotwater in a minute. 1.1875 0.04519 96 80 14 2
2313 Not to worry. The forecast is for 60 degrees tomorrow. 1.1875 0.04519 96 80 14 2
2314 I don't remember clicking "I Agree" to this. 1.1875 0.04005 96 78 18 0
2315 Ooh, how about Hawaii? Can you think of anyone else who might want to join us? 1.1875 0.04005 96 78 18 0
2316 No dear, it's 'The Weather' outside is frightful... 1.1875 0.04519 96 80 14 2
2317 How badly do you want carrots for dinner? 1.1875 0.04519 96 80 14 2
2318 I think I preferred zombies. 1.1875 0.04756 96 81 12 3
2319 Just bring them some figgy pudding. 1.1875 0.04005 96 78 18 0
2320 I posted that you enjoy knitting winter outerwear. 1.1875 0.04270 96 79 16 1
2321 It says here if you ignore them, they will eventually melt. 1.1875 0.04519 96 80 14 2
2322 Look, you made one of them a muffler, so now you have to make all of them a muffler. 1.1875 0.04519 96 80 14 2
2323 Did it snow? 1.1875 0.04756 96 81 12 3
2324 That's a lot of snow, man. 1.1875 0.04519 96 80 14 2
2325 They want to know what you did with their snowballs. 1.1875 0.04270 96 79 16 1
2326 Don't worry, they'll all be gone by noon tomorrow. 1.1875 0.04756 96 81 12 3
2327 Didn't I tell you snowplowing the whole neighborhood was going to piss people off? 1.1875 0.04981 96 82 10 4
2328 At least they're smiling 1.1875 0.04270 96 79 16 1
2329 I suppose it’s better than the burning crosses. 1.1875 0.04270 96 79 16 1
2330 No, I haven't heard of a carrot shortage. Why do you ask? 1.1875 0.04756 96 81 12 3
2331 This is what you get for feeding them. I told you not to feed the snowmen. 1.1875 0.04981 96 82 10 4
2332 No, they can't come inside, and you need to stop spoiling them with handmade gifts. 1.1875 0.04519 96 80 14 2
2333 Looks like it might rain 1.1875 0.04270 96 79 16 1
2334 #wintersowhite. 1.1875 0.04519 96 80 14 2
2335 You're the one who wanted to turn the thermostat down. 1.1875 0.04270 96 79 16 1
2336 I told you honey, snowmen freezing to death is fake news 1.1875 0.04756 96 81 12 3
2337 We never should have had that snowman open house. 1.1875 0.04756 96 81 12 3
2338 Frosty wasn't kidding when he said he'd be back again someday! 1.1875 0.04270 96 79 16 1
2339 The forecast says to expect a wintry onslaught... 1.1875 0.04756 96 81 12 3
2340 This. This! This is why I told you never to sell that flamethrower. 1.1875 0.04270 96 79 16 1
2341 I just remembered, we need some vegetables from the market. 1.1875 0.04756 96 81 12 3
2342 Honey, I feel like someone's watching me 1.1875 0.04519 96 82 11 3
2343 Relax, according to the forecast, they'll be gone soon. 1.1875 0.04270 96 79 16 1
2344 I told you that calling him Calvin was a terrible idea. 1.1875 0.04756 96 81 12 3
2345 Babe, can you look up the symptoms of having hallucinations 1.1875 0.04756 96 81 12 3
2346 ''You didn't say the entire office was coming!'' 1.1875 0.04981 96 82 10 4
2347 'Let's sell magical hats on the Internet,' you said. ' The kids will love them!' you said. 1.1875 0.04270 96 79 16 1
2348 They're snowmen, dear. They won't be cold out there. 1.1875 0.04270 96 79 16 1
2349 What's the big deal? Their eyes are only made out of coal. 1.1875 0.04981 96 82 10 4
2350 Your hats are in high demand 1.1875 0.04005 96 78 18 0
2351 The former owners made a snowman every year, so I guess they're wondering what happened. 1.1875 0.04519 96 80 14 2
2352 Maybe if we give them our Netflix password, they can go watch it on their own TVs. 1.1875 0.04005 96 78 18 0
2353 Excuse me ma'am, but have you heard of our Lord and Savior, Santa Claus? 1.1868 0.05162 91 78 9 4
2354 I told you those stick mittens would be popular. 1.1868 0.04665 91 76 13 2
2355 It’s snowing men, hallelujah! 1.1868 0.04108 91 74 17 0
2356 Honey, I think I know what happened to all the carrots. 1.1868 0.04665 91 76 13 2
2357 Ignore them They're here for the indictment. 1.1868 0.04396 91 75 15 1
2358 He's cold and would like your hat. 1.1868 0.04396 91 75 15 1
2359 It says here The Walking Dead is going to try something new this season. 1.1860 0.05101 86 73 10 3
2360 Hey Sal! Are these the two that made Pina Coladas out of Vinnie? 1.1860 0.04826 86 72 12 2
2361 Still less surveillance than an Alexa. 1.1860 0.05101 86 73 10 3
2362 According to The Weather Girls it can only be raining men. 1.1860 0.05363 86 74 8 4
2363 ...so who exactly did you tell that you had the best snow blower in town? 1.1860 0.05101 86 73 10 3
2364 What do zombie snowmen want? 1.1860 0.05101 86 73 10 3
2365 Don't worry, in the morning they'll be gone like water under the bridge. 1.1860 0.05101 86 73 10 3
2366 That's it, honey. I'm ordering a loom. 1.1860 0.05101 86 73 10 3
2367 You give one snowman a scarf, and suddenly, they all need a scarf 1.1860 0.04826 86 72 12 2
2368 Yes the neighbors are rather nosey this year. 1.1860 0.04533 86 71 14 1
2369 Darling, what is the correct term for a group of Snowmen? A gaggle, a parliament.....aaaah, a pack of Snowmen. 1.1860 0.05101 86 73 10 3
2370 I am getting alot of activity on our RING doorbell, but I can't get into our account to see it. 1.1860 0.05101 86 73 10 3
2371 Ignore them the way I ignore you. 1.1860 0.04826 86 72 12 2
2372 Haven’t found the panda yet 1.1856 0.04710 97 82 12 3
2373 The last of their species. 1.1856 0.04933 97 83 10 4
2374 They're just wondering why you are knitting socks. 1.1856 0.04710 97 82 12 3
2375 They shouldn't have put the "one day shipping" and "one a day shipping" buttons right next to each other! 1.1856 0.04476 97 81 14 2
2376 Is this weekend Frosty-con? 1.1856 0.04230 97 80 16 1
2377 Man, those kids sure love Olaf! 1.1856 0.04710 97 82 12 3
2378 You must have had too much eggnog last night... 1.1856 0.04476 97 81 14 2
2379 Ask not for whom the Iceman cometh. 1.1852 0.04585 108 92 12 4
2380 Don't look now, but I think the snowpocalypse has started. 1.1848 0.04352 92 76 15 1
2381 If I had wanted to be safe, I would not have left Hawaii," said Edward, snowed in 1.1848 0.04069 92 75 17 0
2382 Your knit cozies has gone viral! 1.1848 0.04619 92 77 13 2
2383 Have you met the new kid next door. Calvin." 1.1848 0.04870 92 78 11 3
2384 Honey, we agreed it would be a PO box for my website, didn't we? 1.1839 0.05047 87 74 10 3
2385 The carolers are back. 1.1837 0.04435 98 82 14 2
2386 Relatives of yours dear? 1.1837 0.04435 98 82 14 2
2387 Did you swipe right? 1.1837 0.04666 98 83 12 3
2388 I crocheted one scarf...now they all want one! 1.1837 0.04191 98 81 16 1
2389 Be serious about the climate crisis if you want us to visit you guys again! 1.1837 0.04886 98 84 10 4
2390 What do you think of the Klan's new outfits? 1.1837 0.05097 98 85 8 5
2391 I could not walk a mile in their shoes. Wait, do they have feet? 1.1837 0.04666 98 83 12 3
2392 Damn, they figured out the wi-fi password again... 1.1837 0.04666 98 83 12 3
2393 Sweety, did you tweet that you had corn cob pipes For sale again? 1.1831 0.05424 71 60 9 2
2394 It is not that giant leap for mankind, but here you go! This is the smoking terrace! 1.1828 0.04822 93 79 11 3
2395 I told you. You knit something for one and they'll all want. 1.1828 0.04822 93 79 11 3
2396 Honey, for their own good let them be. 1.1828 0.04573 93 78 13 2
2397 How fast can you knit? 1.1828 0.04310 93 77 15 1
2398 Inventory is the difference between a business and a hobby. 1.1828 0.04822 93 79 11 3
2399 There must have been some magic in that old silk yarn you found. 1.1828 0.04310 93 77 15 1
2400 Oh no, not another global warming sit in. 1.1828 0.04573 93 78 13 2
2401 No, they can't come in. They'll flood the house! 1.1828 0.04573 93 78 13 2
2402 I told you we were keeping the thermostat too low! 1.1828 0.04310 93 77 15 1
2403 If you ask me, it's abominable. 1.1828 0.04310 93 77 15 1
2404 I'm feeling a little guilty about not joining the rally against globe warming. 1.1828 0.04573 93 78 13 2
2405 You've got a lot more orders for scarves this year. 1.1828 0.04822 93 79 11 3
2406 I am ignoring them, but one just moved! 1.1828 0.04030 93 76 17 0
2407 I’m watching Attack of the Snow Clones. 1.1828 0.04310 93 77 15 1
2408 Climate change has really messed up their migration pattern. 1.1828 0.04573 93 78 13 2
2409 Until we can find an environmentally friendly alternative to coal they'll just have to keep their mouths shut. 1.1828 0.04822 93 79 11 3
2410 I'm worried, Steve. Can we please finally turn up the heat? 1.1828 0.04573 93 78 13 2
2411 Word is out, you knit caps and scarves for snowmen. 1.1828 0.04310 93 77 15 1
2412 If they want to watch Frozen they should get their own streaming subscription! 1.1828 0.04573 93 78 13 2
2413 Dont worry dear. They are just filming that new tv series, "The Melting Dead". 1.1828 0.04573 93 78 13 2
2414 Honey, have you seen the new ad for the Walking Dead Christmas Special? 1.1828 0.05058 93 80 9 4
2415 Honey, after the spring thaw, I will make you some delicious carrot soup and carrot cake! 1.1828 0.04822 93 79 11 3
2416 Oh pay no attention to them. The angry, old, white snowmen come around every election year. 1.1828 0.04573 93 78 13 2
2417 See what you started now they all want knitted caps! 1.1828 0.04822 93 79 11 3
2418 At least they're not wearing the white hoods this year. 1.1828 0.04573 93 78 13 2
2419 Tell me again, dear, what we are supposed to expect on the 12th day of Christmas? 1.1828 0.05058 93 80 9 4
2420 I'm getting Amazon to overnight the flamethrower. 1.1828 0.04573 93 78 13 2
2421 According to Snowman.com one size fits all. 1.1828 0.04573 93 78 13 2
2422 Well it says here that's it's not uncommon for newcomers to this town to get a frosty reception 1.1828 0.04030 93 76 17 0
2423 Honey, I meant to tell you that our little Billy was very busy today. 1.1828 0.04573 93 78 13 2
2424 According to the Internet, your knitting business is really snowballing! 1.1828 0.04573 93 78 13 2
2425 Sure them seem tough now, but wait until April. 1.1828 0.04573 93 78 13 2
2426 Terrence, when I said, “I fantasize about being watched,” this is not what I had in mind. 1.1828 0.05058 93 80 9 4
2427 They want to know why they have a nose like a penis, but no penis that looks like a nose. 1.1828 0.04822 93 79 11 3
2428 Tell them we're happy with our current internet provider and they'll go away. 1.1828 0.04822 93 79 11 3
2429 They all wish to come inside, I guess they heard how cheap you are, always refusing to put the heat on. 1.1828 0.05058 93 80 9 4
2430 Honey, they're more scared of you than you are of them. 1.1828 0.04310 93 77 15 1
2431 I may have put our address on Etsy. 1.1828 0.04310 93 77 15 1
2432 It’s those climate protestors again. 1.1828 0.04822 93 79 11 3
2433 See - now they all want a shawl. 1.1828 0.04573 93 78 13 2
2434 Honey, you know all those friends you claim to have on Facebook? 1.1828 0.04822 93 79 11 3
2435 Vinnie, honey, I think you might be doing it again. 1.1828 0.04822 93 79 11 3
2436 They say they want to come in from the cold. 1.1828 0.05058 93 80 9 4
2437 The neighbors are getting colder and colder. 1.1828 0.04310 93 77 15 1
2438 You knit one scarf and look what happens. 1.1828 0.04573 93 78 13 2
2439 They're having trouble adapting to climate change 1.1828 0.04310 93 77 15 1
2440 They won't go until they get some, Sharon. 1.1828 0.05058 93 80 9 4
2441 Well, it's snowing men. 1.1828 0.04310 93 77 15 1
2442 Don't worry, someone will take the hats in the spring 1.1828 0.04310 93 77 15 1
2443 You know, Joan, I don’t criticize your hobbies.” 1.1828 0.04573 93 78 13 2
2444 Ever feel like you're the one in the snow globe? 1.1828 0.04573 93 78 13 2
2445 Pray for Global Warming! 1.1828 0.05284 93 81 7 5
2446 Honey, just close the blinds, it'll be like they're not even there. 1.1828 0.04030 93 76 17 0
2447 I’m still not turning up the heat. 1.1828 0.04822 93 79 11 3
2448 They don't know we're already married ! 1.1828 0.04310 93 77 15 1
2449 They look cold 1.1828 0.04310 93 77 15 1
2450 Some say the world will end in fire. 1.1828 0.04573 93 78 13 2
2451 Your extended family just arrived. 1.1828 0.04822 93 79 11 3
2452 Relax, I'm deleting them from my cart. 1.1828 0.04310 93 77 15 1
2453 Google "Zombie Snowmen". 1.1828 0.05058 93 80 9 4
2454 They're just looking for work. The North Pole is closed for vacation. 1.1828 0.04310 93 77 15 1
2455 You said it was only one cap and one scarf for one snowman. 1.1828 0.05058 93 80 9 4
2456 Honey, can you google judgement day and snowmen. 1.1828 0.04822 93 79 11 3
2457 It's disturbing that I just begin to type snowblower and google's algorithm is way ahead of me. 1.1828 0.04573 93 78 13 2
2458 And now I will turn them all into a giant carrot shake 1.1826 0.04204 115 97 15 3
2459 I told you if you fed them they'd want more! 1.1818 0.04840 99 85 10 4
2460 I don’t know. I’m googling it right now. 1.1818 0.04622 99 84 12 3
2461 I told you not to throw the carrots in the snow. 1.1818 0.04152 99 82 16 1
2462 Forgive me. I didn't have a hat and scarf for everyone. 1.1818 0.04393 99 83 14 2
2463 We can't invite them in, honey. They'll thaw to death! 1.1818 0.04393 99 83 14 2
2464 How did the students like your surprise quiz today? 1.1818 0.04393 99 83 14 2
2465 Darling, I cannot meet your family tonight. 1.1810 0.04170 116 98 15 3
2466 Snowman Con” moves to the suburbs. What could go wrong 1.1809 0.04268 94 78 15 1
2467 Have you been doing your yoga workouts with the drapes open again? 1.1809 0.05008 94 81 9 4
2468 The website clearly says 'while supplies last' 1.1809 0.03991 94 77 17 0
2469 We’ve turned down the thermostat , I’m knitting another sweater, we’re selling our car— what else can we do? 1.1809 0.04774 94 80 11 3
2470 The Frozen 2 ads are getting invasive. 1.1809 0.04528 94 79 13 2
2471 What demand? Maybe if there's a snowman zombie apocalypse. 1.1809 0.04774 94 80 11 3
2472 Everyone wants fast fashion these days. 1.1809 0.05008 94 81 9 4
2473 I told you, white men always stare at us. 1.1809 0.05008 94 81 9 4
2474 We have no one to blame but ourselves 1.1809 0.04528 94 79 13 2
2475 Frosty.com seem to have a pretty watertight liability exclusion. 1.1809 0.04774 94 80 11 3
2476 Yes, I toppled over snowmen when I was a kid. Probably dozens of them. Why do you ask? 1.1809 0.04528 94 79 13 2
2477 It's the Democratic candidate field for president of the Snowman Union. 1.1809 0.04528 94 79 13 2
2478 Frosty said he'd be back again one day, but I didn't realize he'd bring back up. 1.1807 0.04892 83 70 11 2
2479 Monotony creates illusion darling. Believe me no ufos and no walking snowmen exist. 1.1807 0.05184 83 71 9 3
2480 No pressure here. 1.1807 0.04892 83 70 11 2
2481 Impeach! Impeach! Before we melt!!! 1.1807 0.05184 83 71 9 3
2482 Relax, I see there is a warm front coming 1.1807 0.04892 83 70 11 2
2483 Guess they didn't like my article that says they're the new clowns, outdated and scary." 1.1800 0.04353 100 84 14 2
2484 Don't worry, honey. They're more afraid of you. 1.1798 0.04676 89 75 12 2
2485 I need to order more carrots... 1.1798 0.04676 89 75 12 2
2486 Apparently there’s a carrot shortage this Christmas. 1.1798 0.04676 89 75 12 2
2487 I’ve found an Amazon deal on the yarn but do you really want to do this? 1.1798 0.04676 89 75 12 2
2488 There must have been some magic in that old wool yarn you found. 1.1798 0.04676 89 75 12 2
2489 Looks like your scarf is the cool item this winter. 1.1798 0.04394 89 74 14 1
2490 Look Honey they’re cold. I’m going to let them in. 1.1798 0.04394 89 74 14 1
2491 Honey did you forget to turn on the Christmas lights? 1.1798 0.04676 89 75 12 2
2492 I think it's about time to put down the yarn, Emily. 1.1798 0.04676 89 75 12 2
2493 Tell them,no silk hats here. 1.1798 0.04394 89 74 14 1
2494 He doesn’t believe me when I say Al Gore will never be his president. 1.1798 0.04676 89 75 12 2
2495 Now are you ready to take global warming seriously? 1.1798 0.04941 89 76 10 3
2496 I know snowman is an island, but this is ridiculous. 1.1789 0.04959 95 82 9 4
2497 I started with just one, but you know how things snowball. 1.1789 0.04728 95 81 11 3
2498 They are feeling cold, let them in! 1.1789 0.04227 95 79 15 1
2499 Yes, I really shouldn’t shop online when I’m drunk. 1.1786 0.05399 84 73 7 4
2500 I don't know if I'll ever get used to these GMO snowmen. 1.1786 0.04532 84 70 13 1
2501 They're waiting for the scarves. It's cold out there 1.1782 0.04750 101 87 10 4
2502 The rumored third party organization is said to be a chilling assortment of long-nosed white nationals... 1.1782 0.03827 101 83 18 0
2503 I think our WIFI has been hacked 1.1782 0.04077 101 84 16 1
2504 Next time you press 'Order now' to get me a hat and scarf to go with my mittens, make sure the site says 'Snowman not included.' And whatever you do, pay attention when it says 'Press only once.' 1.1778 0.04890 90 80 6 4
2505 Apparently, this is happening all over. They know we have climate control. 1.1778 0.04890 90 77 10 3
2506 I think I'm going to need more yarn, dear. 1.1778 0.04350 90 75 14 1
2507 Don't worry, honey, weather forecast says a warming trend by morning. 1.1778 0.04053 90 74 16 0
2508 Fairy tale my foot 1.1778 0.04350 90 75 14 1
2509 I dunno 1.1778 0.05139 90 78 8 4
2510 Stop being such a snowflake. Get over it. 1.1778 0.04890 90 77 10 3
2511 Honey, look how fast the neighborhood is gentrifying! 1.1778 0.04350 90 75 14 1
2512 Checking now, but I'm pretty sure we ordered them with organic noses. 1.1778 0.04350 90 75 14 1
2513 All Wikipedia says is that two section bodies are mostly European and 3 section are USA & Canadian. There's no advice about what to do if you run out of carrots. 1.1778 0.04350 90 75 14 1
2514 I’ve hired a snowman army to protect us from porch pirates. We’re safe until spring. 1.1778 0.05139 90 78 8 4
2515 Honey, how about this all-expenses-paid cruise to to the Alaskan glaciers? 1.1778 0.04890 90 77 10 3
2516 Oh Frank...that reminds me....were out of carrots.... 1.1778 0.04350 90 75 14 1
2517 Well, the weatherman did call it a snowpocalypse. 1.1778 0.04350 90 75 14 1
2518 Yes dear. I remember the hat you made for the neighbor's snowman. Why? 1.1778 0.04890 90 77 10 3
2519 Honey, don't be ridiculous, we don't need a wall on the northern border. 1.1778 0.04628 90 76 12 2
2520 Knit a MAGA hat and they'll all go away. 1.1778 0.04628 90 76 12 2
2521 I can't imagine what it's like, but there's a holiday/horror crossover playing at 8. 1.1778 0.04628 90 76 12 2
2522 Um...Honey?!? 1.1778 0.04053 90 74 16 0
2523 I'm dreaming of a white Christmas. 1.1778 0.04628 90 76 12 2
2524 The internet forecast says the weather outside is frightful!" 1.1778 0.04628 90 76 12 2
2525 Ignore them. They'll be gone by April. 1.1778 0.05139 90 78 8 4
2526 Ok then , maybe we should switch to the fireplace channel , and all our troubles will just melt away. 1.1778 0.04628 90 76 12 2
2527 Wow the weather outside really is frightful 1.1778 0.04628 90 76 12 2
2528 Quick, get a fire going! 1.1778 0.04350 90 75 14 1
2529 They want you to knit them something warmer than just a hat and scarf. 1.1778 0.04350 90 75 14 1
2530 At least it isn't the Minions again. 1.1778 0.04628 90 76 12 2
2531 I need to learn how to use Facebook invites 1.1778 0.05139 90 78 8 4
2532 Oh look, he forgot his hat. 1.1778 0.04350 90 75 14 1
2533 They've never seen an interracial couple before. 1.1778 0.04628 90 76 12 2
2534 Honey, this is getting absurd. Can we just order the scarves off amazon? 1.1778 0.04628 90 76 12 2
2535 It says here they're protesting global warming. 1.1778 0.04350 90 75 14 1
2536 Apparently they prefer a four-ply yarn. 1.1778 0.04628 90 76 12 2
2537 Honey, they asked for the Amazon order of buttons and pipes 2 weeks ago! 1.1778 0.04628 90 76 12 2
2538 Ignore them. They said it is too cold outside. 1.1778 0.04350 90 75 14 1
2539 Huh. I just clicked on this button that says ‘Frosty Flash Mob’ but nothing happened. 1.1778 0.04350 90 75 14 1
2540 Look, Linda, they’ll stop coming when you stop knitting them those ridiculous hats and scarves. 1.1778 0.04628 90 76 12 2
2541 What do you mean, "zombie snowpocalypse?" 1.1778 0.04890 90 77 10 3
2542 I told you not to order a big freezer. 1.1778 0.04350 90 75 14 1
2543 Dear, while Jimmy is outside making snowmen, I think we should reconsider the dosage they recommended to treat his ADHD? 1.1778 0.04628 90 76 12 2
2544 Ummm, Hon....? 1.1778 0.04350 90 75 14 1
2545 I'm guessing you don't want gloves 1.1778 0.04890 90 77 10 3
2546 I told you the war on Christmas was real. 1.1778 0.04350 90 75 14 1
2547 Long range weather predicts they'll be here until early March. 1.1778 0.04350 90 75 14 1
2548 I’ll look up if the carrots are still considered vegan. 1.1778 0.04890 90 77 10 3
2549 Sure, I once did some radical cloning research, but it was all put in deep freeze. Why do you ask? 1.1778 0.04890 90 77 10 3
2550 Ah...this is the anti-global warming snow men strike..! 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
2551 They know you are a global warning skeptic. 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
2552 | heard once you should dress | for the job you want and not | the job you have, so...” 1.1758 0.04840 91 78 10 3
2553 Well, that was fast. Here come the carrots you wanted for the soup. 1.1758 0.04840 91 78 10 3
2554 Ok, Only 4 stars. What if we say "Sweet place, cozy for two, nosy neighbors" 1.1758 0.04306 91 76 14 1
2555 Did you open SPAM from snowman? 1.1758 0.04306 91 76 14 1
2556 I told you not to make eye contact. Now they’ll be expecting sweaters. 1.1758 0.04581 91 77 12 2
2557 Remember those carrots you planted? 1.1758 0.04306 91 76 14 1
2558 About the same as fruit flys. Why do you ask? 1.1758 0.04840 91 78 10 3
2559 Would you please turn off the Dr. Who marathon? They think they're daleks . . . . 1.1758 0.04581 91 77 12 2
2560 Winter is coming. Beware the white-walkers. 1.1758 0.04581 91 77 12 2
2561 Watch what happens when I press the “delete” key! 1.1758 0.05321 91 80 6 5
2562 Wow, Carol! That picture you posted of a Snow Woman in a bikini has over 1,000 likes! How many followers do you even have?! 1.1758 0.04840 91 78 10 3
2563 I'll order more wool. 1.1758 0.05086 91 79 8 4
2564 Try Googling "Snowmagedon." 1.1758 0.04581 91 77 12 2
2565 Sorry, Janice, but I just don't think there's a market for "Snowman couture." 1.1758 0.04581 91 77 12 2
2566 The war on Christmas isn't going well. 1.1758 0.04581 91 77 12 2
2567 You said Guiness Book of Wool Records, right? 1.1758 0.05321 91 80 6 5
2568 I told you not to post all those social media pictures. 1.1758 0.04840 91 78 10 3
2569 I don't want that neighbor boy over here anymore, he is a bit odd. 1.1758 0.04581 91 77 12 2
2570 ''They'll all be gone after our housewarming." 1.1758 0.05086 91 79 8 4
2571 Honey, would you go answer the door? 1.1758 0.04840 91 78 10 3
2572 We're snowed in again. 1.1758 0.04013 91 75 16 0
2573 I told you not to knit him that scarf. 1.1758 0.04840 91 78 10 3
2574 Honey, are you streaming Frosty again? 1.1758 0.04840 91 78 10 3
2575 I think the snowmen are unionizing. 1.1758 0.04306 91 76 14 1
2576 Is there any advice online other than "Wait for Spring"? 1.1758 0.04840 91 78 10 3
2577 You let them in this time. I'm getting sick of it. 1.1758 0.04581 91 77 12 2
2578 How many more hats do I have to knit? 1.1758 0.04840 91 78 10 3
2579 Choose only one and I’ll melt the others 1.1758 0.04840 91 78 10 3
2580 Honey, I swear, this is the absolute last snowman I'm going to buy on Amazon. 1.1758 0.04581 91 77 12 2
2581 PAY NO ATTENTION, THEY JUST WANT MORE CARROTS. 1.1758 0.04013 91 75 16 0
2582 They let you order as many as you want and send back the ones that don't fit the kids. 1.1758 0.04581 91 77 12 2
2583 Can you knit a little faster? 1.1758 0.04306 91 76 14 1
2584 I hate cold carrots 1.1758 0.04581 91 77 12 2
2585 They'll go away eventually. 1.1758 0.04306 91 76 14 1
2586 They're so much uglier in person. 1.1758 0.04581 91 77 12 2
2587 I'm telling ya, if we let them in, they'll ruin the carpet. 1.1758 0.04013 91 75 16 0
2588 Honey, do you hear a thumpety thump thump sound? 1.1758 0.04581 91 77 12 2
2589 I was thinking George, how about a carrot casserole for Christmas dinner? 1.1758 0.04306 91 76 14 1
2590 Well if they are looking for a frigid wife they’ve come to the right house. 1.1758 0.04840 91 78 10 3
2591 You're the one who said we didn't need undersoil heating. 1.1758 0.04581 91 77 12 2
2592 The homeless snowmen think they won't melt in here because they heard we're Republicans. 1.1758 0.04581 91 77 12 2
2593 Honey, the carolers are here. 1.1758 0.04581 91 77 12 2
2594 Look, they say here we're breaking records in "snow-man" accumulation. Must be a typo. They must mean snow accumulation. 1.1758 0.04840 91 78 10 3
2595 I told you to stop singing that song! 1.1758 0.04581 91 77 12 2
2596 I think they want the hummus 1.1758 0.04013 91 75 16 0
2597 OK, who else wants a scarf? 1.1758 0.04013 91 75 16 0
2598 Maybe we should turn the heat up a bit, honey! I'm feeling Frosty! 1.1758 0.04581 91 77 12 2
2599 Maybe we should re-think getting Jimmy an Xbox for Christmas. 1.1758 0.04306 91 76 14 1
2600 I told you that hand made hat would create jealousy in the neighborhood! 1.1758 0.04581 91 77 12 2
2601 Honey, your handmade hat's are trending on Etsy!! 1.1758 0.04306 91 76 14 1
2602 No corncob pipe...? No top hat...? Sorry...don’t know ‘em.... 1.1758 0.04306 91 76 14 1
2603 I can only knit mittens so fast... 1.1758 0.04306 91 76 14 1
2604 NOW can we turn up the thermostat? 1.1758 0.04840 91 78 10 3
2605 Don't worry, Bae. I'm gonna find something on Netflix to let 'em all chill. 1.1758 0.04581 91 77 12 2
2606 They’re climate change refugees. 1.1758 0.04840 91 78 10 3
2607 Come spring and you will realize they are all just a bunch of transients. 1.1758 0.04013 91 75 16 0
2608 I could've sworn that there were more snowmen outside this morning. 1.1758 0.04581 91 77 12 2
2609 Jehovah’s Witnesses are getting more creative with their recruitment 1.1758 0.04013 91 75 16 0
2610 What did you tweet about snowmen 1.1758 0.04840 91 78 10 3
2611 Remember how you told Frosty to come back again some day, and bring a friend? 1.1758 0.04840 91 78 10 3
2612 Let me try editing my Wikipedia entry on snowmen. I don't think they were happy with being described as anthropomorphic. 1.1750 0.04630 80 67 12 1
2613 This is what I'm talking about Carl! There are literally a hundred snowmen staring in our window, yet you can't be bothered to look up for five seconds. You're at the office all day. Could you at least be present for the few hours we have together‽ 1.1750 0.04630 80 67 12 1
2614 They really weren't kidding about that aggressive snowstorm. 1.1750 0.05270 80 69 8 3
2615 Don’t let them in. In 30 seconds, they’ll want out again. 1.1750 0.04960 80 68 10 2
2616 How about a yalmulka? 1.1750 0.05270 80 69 8 3
2617 Now who do you suppose would want to hijack a carrot truck? 1.1750 0.04960 80 68 10 2
2618 Who knew Snowmen trick or treated for carrots at Christmas?Honey, We ran out, Could you run to the store to get some more? 1.1750 0.05562 80 70 6 4
2619 You must have put our old freezer up for sale on Craig's Lst. 1.1744 0.04734 86 73 11 2
2620 I know it's hard, but it's really kinder not to let them. 1.1744 0.04436 86 72 13 1
2621 Google has nothing on this. I'd say it's the Army of the Snowpocalypse... 1.1744 0.04734 86 73 11 2
2622 Hey, Calvin and Hobbes lefts us here, is it OK if we stay? 1.1744 0.04734 86 73 11 2
2623 Don't worry. They are just here to chill out. 1.1744 0.04734 86 73 11 2
2624 If you're cold they're cold. 1.1744 0.05015 86 74 9 3
2625 You ready to light the Menorah? 1.1744 0.04734 86 73 11 2
2626 Get the snowblower. 1.1744 0.04734 86 73 11 2
2627 Your friends are back to play so please get off your laptop now ! 1.1744 0.04734 86 73 11 2
2628 I told you too much carrot soup was bad for you 1.1744 0.04734 86 73 11 2
2629 They're all so worried about the global warming rumors but fail to comprehend that they're not expected to survive past spring. 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
2630 Frosty Apocalypse 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
2631 Honey, what do you think about corrots for dinner? 1.1739 0.04791 92 79 10 3
2632 Let's hope they do not sneeze. 1.1739 0.04535 92 78 12 2
2633 So many snowmen, so little twine. 1.1735 0.04816 98 85 9 4
2634 Woman: Honey! There 1.1728 0.05209 81 70 8 3
2635 Honey, would you let Frosty in? 1.1728 0.05209 81 70 8 3
2636 Students when the school doesn't call for a snow day. 1.1724 0.04961 87 75 9 3
2637 They are protesting climate deniers. Do not be afraid, their only weapon is science. 1.1720 0.04490 93 79 12 2
2638 You let in one. They all want in. 1.1714 0.03936 105 88 16 1
2639 Uh Houston, we’ve got a problem 1.1705 0.04634 88 75 11 2
2640 Last floor with a bathroom before the moon.” 1.1705 0.05167 88 77 7 4
2641 Sic itur ad astra? 1.1705 0.04343 88 74 13 1
2642 I think they do like your knitting, Karen. 1.1705 0.04634 88 75 11 2
2643 You "Tell Them " that Amazon has their 3000 scarves on back order. 1.1705 0.04908 88 76 9 3
2644 If you build it, they will come. 1.1705 0.04343 88 74 13 1
2645 It’s the KKK snowman group....they don’t like mixed race couples. 1.1705 0.04634 88 75 11 2
2646 I guess it's time to face the truth - they are mine 1.1705 0.04343 88 74 13 1
2647 I ordered you a 20-carat gift and it should arrive shortly. 1.1705 0.04908 88 76 9 3
2648 They love a good holiday tableau 1.1705 0.04634 88 75 11 2
2649 That's just their way of asking when you'll have the rest of the scarves done. And the last three caps. 1.1705 0.04908 88 76 9 3
2650 Betcha you can’t find Frosty 1.1705 0.05167 88 77 7 4
2651 For the millionth time, stop touching the thermostat. 1.1705 0.04343 88 74 13 1
2652 Can it be spring already? 1.1705 0.04634 88 75 11 2
2653 Isn’t augmented reality cool? 1.1705 0.04343 88 74 13 1
2654 They’re aware spring is coming, but they believe in you, Frank. 1.1705 0.04908 88 76 9 3
2655 Don't worry dear, Global Warming will take care of them. 1.1705 0.04634 88 75 11 2
2656 Well he's got 150,000 followers on Instagram. What did you expect? 1.1705 0.04908 88 76 9 3
2657 Did we run out of veggies? 1.1705 0.04634 88 75 11 2
2658 Oh dear, I hope we have enough ice! 1.1705 0.04031 88 73 15 0
2659 I ran the numbers. Technically it would be easier to just look the other way than to turn them all. 1.1705 0.05167 88 77 7 4
2660 Hopefully all of our problems will just melt away 1.1705 0.04343 88 74 13 1
2661 Ignore them. They yearn for the warmth but fear the heat. They're also confused by a household not all white. Let's face it, snowpeople are a bunch of racists. Close the curtains. I'm fed up. 1.1705 0.05167 88 77 7 4
2662 According to Google, a “Gathering of expressionless snowmen,” means there is a Snowman Apocalypse. 1.1705 0.04343 88 74 13 1
2663 I just Googled it. Evidently it's a new wave of immigrants 1.1705 0.04343 88 74 13 1
2664 Winter is coming. 1.1705 0.04031 88 73 15 0
2665 Marcy, I think you have a crochet scarf supply problem. 1.1705 0.04634 88 75 11 2
2666 Of course Melanie, I’ll grab the flamethrower. 1.1705 0.04634 88 75 11 2
2667 I forgot to warn you what happens this time of year as a recruiter. 1.1705 0.04634 88 75 11 2
2668 Hey, we could use some more scarfs. 1.1705 0.05167 88 77 7 4
2669 Are you sure you know how to cancel an order on that app? 1.1705 0.04343 88 74 13 1
2670 I think I found Waldo 1.1705 0.04908 88 76 9 3
2671 It's got to he hygge soon, right? 1.1705 0.04634 88 75 11 2
2672 I always feel safer in the summer. 1.1705 0.04908 88 76 9 3
2673 Apparently Frosty passed away. His silk hat was found next to global warming sign. 1.1705 0.04343 88 74 13 1
2674 I'm not sure about your "more the merrier" theory 1.1705 0.04343 88 74 13 1
2675 They protest every year - the carrot noses are apparently very difficult to breath through. 1.1705 0.05414 88 78 5 5
2676 There are some who do care about my knitting. 1.1705 0.04634 88 75 11 2
2677 Just because they can’t speak evil doesn’t mean they don’t want to. 1.1705 0.05414 88 78 5 5
2678 They suggest brandishing a snow blower. 1.1705 0.04908 88 76 9 3
2679 Breaking news says we're being invaded by zombie snowmen. 1.1705 0.04634 88 75 11 2
2680 You're the one who wanted to watch "Frosty the Snowman". 1.1705 0.04031 88 73 15 0
2681 What's worse than the Abominable Snowman? Hummm . . . let me look that up. 1.1705 0.04343 88 74 13 1
2682 They’re saying someone hacked into all of the Alexa’s and put “Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow” on repeat. 1.1705 0.04634 88 75 11 2
2683 I told you not to feed them the Christmas cookies. 1.1705 0.04634 88 75 11 2
2684 Honey, I searched your symptoms on web MD. It says you have schizophrenia 1.1705 0.04634 88 75 11 2
2685 It appears the Democrats are now in a frenzy about a snowman apocalypse. What will they come up with next? 1.1705 0.04908 88 76 9 3
2686 Googling ‘Snowman apocalypse’... 1.1705 0.04343 88 74 13 1
2687 We're traped until they met! 1.1705 0.04343 88 74 13 1
2688 I see that Calvin is making zombie snowmen again. 1.1705 0.04343 88 74 13 1
2689 I just listed the corn cob pipe for sale. 1.1705 0.04908 88 76 9 3
2690 They don't understand the concept of Face Time. 1.1705 0.04343 88 74 13 1
2691 Apparently,they seek only uneaten fruitcake. 1.1705 0.04343 88 74 13 1
2692 Point taken, I should have re-ordered his OCD meds before the blizzard! 1.1705 0.04908 88 76 9 3
2693 Why don't you knit some steel bars for the window while you're at it, Betsy Ross? 1.1705 0.04634 88 75 11 2
2694 Why am I suddenly getting ads for snowblowers? 1.1705 0.04634 88 75 11 2
2695 It's the eyes, so cold and dead, that scare me. 1.1705 0.04634 88 75 11 2
2696 Oh my god, John; Look! Sigh... Carol... We need to talk. I think you are too knitty. 1.1705 0.04634 88 75 11 2
2697 I was okay with three French hens and two turtle doves, but two thousand snowmen?? 1.1705 0.04343 88 74 13 1
2698 I told you there'd be hell to pay for letting the dog pee on that snowman! 1.1705 0.05167 88 77 7 4
2699 I told you not to call them "Magic Hats". 1.1705 0.04908 88 76 9 3
2700 So, how many mufflers can you make and how quickly!! 1.1705 0.04634 88 75 11 2
2701 Honey, just let it go 1.1705 0.04634 88 75 11 2
2702 Relax, I'm Jordan Peele. 1.1705 0.04634 88 75 11 2
2703 Excuse me miss do you have a minute to talk about our lord and savior, Mr. Do You Want to Build A Snowman? 1.1705 0.04908 88 76 9 3
2704 So glad I finally found a use for all those Costco carrots. 1.1705 0.04031 88 73 15 0
2705 Yes, but I'm not sure they fit the legal definition of a climate refugee. 1.1705 0.04634 88 75 11 2
2706 Slaughterhouse-Five vacation days. 1.1705 0.05167 88 77 7 4
2707 Honey, I think they want us to buy the Tesla. 1.1705 0.04908 88 76 9 3
2708 I have a good feeling someone is watching us! 1.1705 0.04634 88 75 11 2
2709 OMG. One of the guys has a hat sticking up! 1.1705 0.04634 88 75 11 2
2710 Looks like they're back again, waiting patiently for us to 'Netflix and chill'. 1.1705 0.04634 88 75 11 2
2711 We should have expected this, trying to deal with Cabin Fever by watching "The Birds" on Netflix. 1.1705 0.04634 88 75 11 2
2712 Dear,would you mind turning up the heat? 1.1705 0.04343 88 74 13 1
2713 The neighbors' kid has Attention Deficit Disorder. 1.1705 0.04634 88 75 11 2
2714 No John, they definitely can see us. 1.1705 0.04634 88 75 11 2
2715 Relax, sunny with a high of 38 tomorrow. 1.1705 0.04634 88 75 11 2
2716 The tweet says it's to help the coal industry and carrot farmers. 1.1705 0.04634 88 75 11 2
2717 Just ignore them. They will melt away in the spring. 1.1705 0.05167 88 77 7 4
2718 It just seems impossible to get away from the mob mentality. 1.1705 0.04634 88 75 11 2
2719 Darling, tell me again about your Arctic spring break back in '91" 1.1705 0.04634 88 75 11 2
2720 All I said was chill out . 1.1705 0.04634 88 75 11 2
2721 It was the best of times, it was the worsted of times. 1.1705 0.04343 88 74 13 1
2722 Hon, I’m just alerting the neighbors to this global warming protest. 1.1705 0.04343 88 74 13 1
2723 Do you think climate change will get them, before they get us? 1.1705 0.04634 88 75 11 2
2724 I've told you for years that our neighbors are too nosy! Do you believe me yet? 1.1705 0.05167 88 77 7 4
2725 First it was endless vampires, then zombies, now snowmen. Next will be blonde CNN anchors. 1.1705 0.04343 88 74 13 1
2726 Quick, they're very upset! Google gender neutral names for snowmen so we could apologize properly! 1.1705 0.05167 88 77 7 4
2727 I told you. Knit one of them a scarf and it'll just snowball. 1.1705 0.04634 88 75 11 2
2728 Don't worry, honey...there's a heat wave coming. 1.1705 0.04031 88 73 15 0
2729 Oh, it's just snowflakes moaning about the short winter again." 1.1705 0.04634 88 75 11 2
2730 Put carrots on shopping list. 1.1705 0.04634 88 75 11 2
2731 Siri says that if we're out of carrots we should try buttons. 1.1705 0.05167 88 77 7 4
2732 do you think ill finish in time? 1.1705 0.04634 88 75 11 2
2733 I said I wanted one carat diamond earrings, not one carrot snowmen. 1.1705 0.04908 88 76 9 3
2734 Snowman app stuck, darling; computer won't shut down. 1.1705 0.04343 88 74 13 1
2735 Lots of white faces with frosty stares -- can't say I notice anything unusual. 1.1705 0.04634 88 75 11 2
2736 No, I will not turn the thermostat down and unlock the door for you. 1.1705 0.04634 88 75 11 2
2737 Hmm.. carrots are on sale. 1.1705 0.04634 88 75 11 2
2738 Ignore them. Based on tomorrow's weather forecast they'll all be gone by noon. 1.1705 0.04908 88 76 9 3
2739 It appears your mittens are trending. 1.1705 0.04634 88 75 11 2
2740 Says here it's a Zombie Snowpocalypse" 1.1705 0.04908 88 76 9 3
2741 I think you should rerun the corn-cob pipes. 1.1705 0.04908 88 76 9 3
2742 They'd like a cup of Christmas Glaze. 1.1705 0.04908 88 76 9 3
2743 Yes, the new neighbors' boy is named Calvin. Why do you ask? 1.1705 0.04634 88 75 11 2
2744 And tell your uncle that all pipes must stay outside. 1.1705 0.04908 88 76 9 3
2745 I hate to say I told you so. 1.1705 0.04908 88 76 9 3
2746 I think it's the carrot cake. 1.1705 0.04908 88 76 9 3
2747 It sounds like "AOC! " "AOC! 1.1705 0.04634 88 75 11 2
2748 Did you forget to send Frosty’s family a Christmas card again? 1.1705 0.04908 88 76 9 3
2749 I told you not to push over that snowman. 1.1705 0.04343 88 74 13 1
2750 Yes, next time let us be a tad more civil to that young lad next door. 1.1705 0.04343 88 74 13 1
2751 Honey, I think your ad for actors in Frosty the Snowman went viral! 1.1705 0.04343 88 74 13 1
2752 I put up an ad for that unheated studio in Brooklyn. 1.1705 0.04343 88 74 13 1
2753 Did you say 'snowjob'? 1.1705 0.04908 88 76 9 3
2754 There's an article on here about climate change and increased global temperatures. I haven't really noticed any issues around here, have you? 1.1705 0.04908 88 76 9 3
2755 Just let me finish this one thing and i'll give you my full attention. 1.1705 0.04343 88 74 13 1
2756 Is it November already? 1.1705 0.04908 88 76 9 3
2757 Maybe it wasn't such a good idea to post on Facebook that you were going to de-frost the freezer? 1.1705 0.04908 88 76 9 3
2758 Don't worry, Amazon has a very liberal return policy. 1.1705 0.04031 88 73 15 0
2759 I spend all day on this project, and you call it 'creepy'? 1.1705 0.04031 88 73 15 0
2760 Ordering on-line is giving me the chills. 1.1705 0.04634 88 75 11 2
2761 Let's just be grateful they can't sing Christmas carols. 1.1705 0.04634 88 75 11 2
2762 On the plus side, our top hat sales are booming. 1.1705 0.04634 88 75 11 2
2763 I told you, if you knit one scarf, you'll have to knit them all scarfs. 1.1705 0.04908 88 76 9 3
2764 What a bunch of snowflakes. 1.1705 0.04908 88 76 9 3
2765 No results on Snow Zombies, but that doesn’t mean it’s not a thing. 1.1687 0.05091 83 72 8 3
2766 Hold on, let me check Twitter to confirm. 1.1687 0.04476 83 70 12 1
2767 They want to know what you say about global warming in the book you are writing 1.1687 0.04793 83 71 10 2
2768 No wonder the store was out of carrots 1.1687 0.04793 83 71 10 2
2769 Honey, did you give them a bowl of snow flakes yesterday? 1.1687 0.05372 83 73 6 4
2770 And you had to post that carrot soup recipe... 1.1687 0.04793 83 71 10 2
2771 The Amazon orders have gotten out of hand. 1.1687 0.05091 83 72 8 3
2772 When you knit for one snowman, you're also tacitly agreeing to knit for all his friends. 1.1687 0.04793 83 71 10 2
2773 How about some carrot soup? 1.1687 0.04793 83 71 10 2
2774 Are you going up or down? 1.1685 0.04299 89 75 13 1
2775 It's the carrot cake. They've never forgotten. 1.1685 0.04299 89 75 13 1
2776 It says the weather forecast for tomorrow is a sunny 56 degrees! That should make everyone happy. 1.1685 0.04586 89 76 11 2
2777 Quiet. Greta's about to speak at the U.N. 1.1685 0.04856 89 77 9 3
2778 I think the Million Snowman March is here to liberate the ice cubes. 1.1685 0.04586 89 76 11 2
2779 Jack Frost thinks it's the funniest thing to advertise a bukkake party on Sno-Grindr every fucking year. Fuck him. "Go home you pathetic bastards!" 1.1685 0.05113 89 78 7 4
2780 They must be freezing, honey. We should let them in. 1.1685 0.04299 89 75 13 1
2781 Honey, let’s turn the heat way up. 1.1685 0.03991 89 74 15 0
2782 Yeah well you're the one who wants to save on the heating bill. 1.1685 0.04299 89 75 13 1
2783 Amazon gets faster and faster, but I only ordered five. 1.1685 0.04586 89 76 11 2
2784 Your reputation as the Christmas Scarf Lady seems to be spreading. 1.1685 0.04299 89 75 13 1
2785 Don´t worry, they´ll be gone when the sun comes up 1.1685 0.04586 89 76 11 2
2786 Price of coal is going up. 1.1667 0.04623 78 66 11 1
2787 Google says we definitely have a problem. 1.1667 0.04740 84 72 10 2
2788 What can they do? Peck us to death with carrots? 1.1667 0.04255 90 76 13 1
2789 You just had to insult Frosty, didn't you? 1.1667 0.05294 78 68 7 3
2790 How many milligrams were in those cookies? 1.1667 0.05294 78 68 7 3
2791 I just got an email about a local rally tonight against global warming. 1.1667 0.04539 90 77 11 2
2792 Are you here to fix the freezer or to replace it? 1.1667 0.04970 78 67 9 2
2793 Don't worry. They'll warm up to us. 1.1667 0.04427 84 71 12 1
2794 Alright, I’ll find some other Christmas movie, but I love Frosty the Snowman. 1.1667 0.03950 90 75 15 0
2795 Darling, even if the drapes are open, there's nobody around to watch us. There's only snow. 1.1667 0.04970 78 67 9 2
2796 Oh good, looks like it'll be in the 50's today. 1.1667 0.04623 78 66 11 1
2797 Googling "Night of the Living Snowmen." 1.1667 0.04740 84 72 10 2
2798 Let's just hope the weather holds until the kids get here. 1.1667 0.04970 78 67 9 2
2799 What a total waste of good carrots! 1.1667 0.05034 84 73 8 3
2800 They're a nosy bunch. 1.1667 0.05294 78 68 7 3
2801 Yes, I think we have a couple of hand hairdryers - Why? 1.1667 0.04091 84 70 14 0
2802 Then invite them in for some hot cocoa, that'll get rid of them. 1.1667 0.04427 84 71 12 1
2803 Just give them some leftover Halloween candy. 1.1667 0.04970 78 67 9 2
2804 Don't panic. It's going to rain tonight and they'll be gone in the morning. 1.1667 0.04970 78 67 9 2
2805 I think the heat is out again. 1.1667 0.05034 84 73 8 3
2806 Sorry this is the furthest we can go 1.1648 0.04492 91 78 11 2
2807 Sorry, Bob, we don’t go up that high. | 1.1647 0.04379 85 72 12 1
2808 Well, I’m afraid we can only go to the 12th floor of this building. 1.1647 0.04688 85 73 10 2
2809 This iSait4 he 1.1647 0.05512 85 76 4 5
2810 Yes, I guess you could teach me how to knit. 1.1647 0.04688 85 73 10 2
2811 This too will pass. 1.1647 0.04379 85 72 12 1
2812 Google says they’re climate refugees. 1.1647 0.04379 85 72 12 1
2813 Yarn reorder qualifies for next-day shipping. Soon enough? 1.1647 0.04688 85 73 10 2
2814 Yup, this is where I got the scarf. 1.1647 0.04978 85 74 8 3
2815 Doesn't it make your heart melt? 1.1647 0.04688 85 73 10 2
2816 Jesus, now they all want capes.. 1.1647 0.04688 85 73 10 2
2817 This year, everything has snowballed and taken on a life of its own. 1.1647 0.04688 85 73 10 2
2818 That's funny - the weather report has a snow warning tonight, but no snow is predicted to fall. How does that work? 1.1647 0.04688 85 73 10 2
2819 Oh my God, did you donate to Trump? 1.1647 0.04978 85 74 8 3
2820 I think it's called "a gaggle of snowmen", why do you ask? 1.1647 0.04379 85 72 12 1
2821 Just got another order for 3 more scarves! 1.1647 0.04688 85 73 10 2
2822 It really melts my heart to see them standing in the cold 1.1647 0.04688 85 73 10 2
2823 Your knit cap Instagram page is racking up the followers... 1.1647 0.04379 85 72 12 1
2824 Can you fast forward to the parts with Olaf? 1.1647 0.04379 85 72 12 1
2825 We really need to get the neighborhood kid a PS4. 1.1647 0.04379 85 72 12 1
2826 Now will you believe me you keep it too cold in here? 1.1647 0.04978 85 74 8 3
2827 I think that snowman without a hat is cold. 1.1647 0.04047 85 71 14 0
2828 I think this must be the carrot and the shtick" 1.1647 0.04047 85 71 14 0
2829 Behold, your creator. 1.1647 0.04688 85 73 10 2
2830 Do you think "Two eyes made out of coal" is sending the wrong environmental message? 1.1647 0.05252 85 75 6 4
2831 come out and play with us 1.1647 0.04978 85 74 8 3
2832 I guess the climate crisis is a more immediate problem than we thought. 1.1647 0.04978 85 74 8 3
2833 Google says they may just be after our carrots. 1.1647 0.04978 85 74 8 3
2834 Hundreds of creepy snowmen? No, why? 1.1647 0.04688 85 73 10 2
2835 I think they screwed up your Amazon order. 1.1647 0.04379 85 72 12 1
2836 Honey, Get the snow blower. We got trouble. 1.1647 0.05252 85 75 6 4
2837 Why can’t they get their hats and scarves from Etsy? 1.1647 0.04379 85 72 12 1
2838 Forget the heating bills, honey. We need to turn up the therostat, now. 1.1647 0.04688 85 73 10 2
2839 I've got writer's block. Any suggestions? 1.1647 0.04688 85 73 10 2
2840 Frosty looking in and having a joyous holiday 1.1647 0.04379 85 72 12 1
2841 Honey, are your rugs waterproof? 1.1647 0.04047 85 71 14 0
2842 It says that they’re invasive. 1.1647 0.04688 85 73 10 2
2843 The refund button is jammed! 1.1647 0.04978 85 74 8 3
2844 We really need to get the heat fixed! 1.1647 0.04047 85 71 14 0
2845 Death is not the end. 1.1647 0.05252 85 75 6 4
2846 I am so sick of hearing people say that people who are online all day are less aware of what is really going on around them. Oh, and by the way— why in the world did you order 500 corn-cob pipes? 1.1647 0.04688 85 73 10 2
2847 I knew they'd be back again someday but I didn't think they'd all come at once! 1.1647 0.04688 85 73 10 2
2848 The snowmen cometh 1.1647 0.04047 85 71 14 0
2849 While you’re on the internet why don’t you check if the rise is snowmen is due to climate change. 1.1647 0.04379 85 72 12 1
2850 You might want to stop hitting Ctrl C 1.1647 0.04978 85 74 8 3
2851 It says, "They proliferate when humanity needs help." 1.1647 0.04688 85 73 10 2
2852 Greta must be behind this. 1.1647 0.04379 85 72 12 1
2853 I can't seem to find the Jello with carrots recipe. 1.1647 0.04978 85 74 8 3
2854 looks like you ad for year-round employment has drawn some interest. 1.1647 0.05252 85 75 6 4
2855 Charles, let's have carrots with dinner tonight. 1.1647 0.04379 85 72 12 1
2856 I know it's cold outside. But if you let them in once, they'll want to be in all the time. 1.1647 0.04688 85 73 10 2
2857 They're attracted to the light... 1.1647 0.04688 85 73 10 2
2858 Excuse us mam but do you have a minute to talk about global warming? 1.1647 0.04379 85 72 12 1
2859 Black Friday. 1.1647 0.04978 85 74 8 3
2860 I warned you not to feed them. 1.1647 0.04978 85 74 8 3
2861 Told you not to knit a hat for our snowman..now they all want one. 1.1647 0.04688 85 73 10 2
2862 You need to knit those scarves quickly, before they melt. 1.1647 0.04379 85 72 12 1
2863 I think you should have a talk with little Timmy about his artwork 1.1647 0.04688 85 73 10 2
2864 Our neighbor is Calvin... 1.1647 0.04978 85 74 8 3
2865 Don’t worry, once the sun comes out it will be carrots and scarves 1.1647 0.04379 85 72 12 1
2866 On the plus side, if we can just wait it out until spring we'll have a bountiful carrot harvest. 1.1647 0.04688 85 73 10 2
2867 Do you know where the hair dryer is? 1.1647 0.04379 85 72 12 1
2868 Baby, it's bad out there... 1.1647 0.04688 85 73 10 2
2869 Your family is not chill! 1.1647 0.04978 85 74 8 3
2870 I'd like a salad tonight, hon; do we have any carrots? 1.1647 0.05512 85 76 4 5
2871 And you're worried that I'm on Facebook... 1.1647 0.04688 85 73 10 2
2872 Damn, I didn’t mean to hit send. 1.1647 0.04688 85 73 10 2
2873 What do you think about roasted carrots with dinner tonight? 1.1647 0.04688 85 73 10 2
2874 I ASKED YOU TO BUY ORGANIC CARROTS 1.1647 0.04978 85 74 8 3
2875 Don't worry, they're melting. 1.1647 0.04688 85 73 10 2
2876 Honey, I said do only ONE copy on the 3D printer. 1.1647 0.04688 85 73 10 2
2877 Preheat oven to 350; shred carrots coarsely with cheese grater; 1.1647 0.04379 85 72 12 1
2878 I just checked the weather forecast and they're saying it's going to be in the 50's and sunny all week. 1.1647 0.04688 85 73 10 2
2879 Pay no attention to them dear. They'll be gone by Spring. 1.1647 0.04379 85 72 12 1
2880 There's no men for me. 1.1647 0.04379 85 72 12 1
2881 Well that's the last time I give those ungrateful little shits hand knit clothing as gifts. 1.1647 0.05252 85 75 6 4
2882 No wonder the carrots were picked over at the grocer's. 1.1647 0.04688 85 73 10 2
2883 Someone really wants to see Frozen 2. 1.1647 0.04978 85 74 8 3
2884 Honey, Amazon said they would deliver the carrots tonight. 1.1647 0.04688 85 73 10 2
2885 Judy contemplated whether she should sacrifice her knitting or her husband. 1.1647 0.04978 85 74 8 3
2886 Did you hear a “thumpedy-thump-thump”...? 1.1647 0.04379 85 72 12 1
2887 They are made of snow so of course no two are alike. 1.1647 0.04379 85 72 12 1
2888 They're looking for cooler digs 1.1647 0.04688 85 73 10 2
2889 I warned you that they'd all want one" 1.1647 0.04379 85 72 12 1
2890 Honey, I think I have entered the twilight zone 1.1647 0.04688 85 73 10 2
2891 They really put a face on the climate crisis. 1.1647 0.04978 85 74 8 3
2892 Turn off Frosty on TV and they'll go away. 1.1647 0.04978 85 74 8 3
2893 It wasn’t me who sent out that Evite—it was the eggnog. 1.1647 0.04978 85 74 8 3
2894 Better give them cookies or they'll sing Frosty the Snowman. 1.1647 0.04978 85 74 8 3
2895 This all started when you knitted the first scarf. 1.1647 0.04379 85 72 12 1
2896 No stories about zombies, honey. Gimme an idea that hasn't been wrung dry. 1.1647 0.04688 85 73 10 2
2897 I don't care if it is a climate change protest, I'm ordering the flame thrower for same day delivery! 1.1647 0.04688 85 73 10 2
2898 Don't mind them. They'll be gone by summer. 1.1647 0.04688 85 73 10 2
2899 I'm expecting a frosty reception. 1.1647 0.04379 85 72 12 1
2900 Honey, would you mind turning the heat up a few degrees? 1.1647 0.04688 85 73 10 2
2901 They are demanding corn cob vaping devices this year. 1.1647 0.04978 85 74 8 3
2902 I told you not to knit them hats; now they want scarves! 1.1647 0.04688 85 73 10 2
2903 give it the corn cob pipe back and this will all be over 1.1647 0.04379 85 72 12 1
2904 No longer dreaming of a white Christmas are you? 1.1647 0.04978 85 74 8 3
2905 They're just protesting against global warming. 1.1647 0.04379 85 72 12 1
2906 Just ignore them. Until they submit to a DNA test, we don't owe them anything. 1.1647 0.04688 85 73 10 2
2907 Honey, did you remember to tip the building staff? 1.1647 0.04047 85 71 14 0
2908 I told you putting snowman feeders in the garden this winter was a bad idea 1.1647 0.04688 85 73 10 2
2909 I thought we were in Global Warming." "No, we're in Climate Change. 1.1647 0.04688 85 73 10 2
2910 No, in the morning it will still be in the 20s. Why do you ask? 1.1647 0.04978 85 74 8 3
2911 I don’t think you should have used our address in the add for your scarves on eBay 1.1647 0.04379 85 72 12 1
2912 It says here that climate change is increasing the homeless population. 1.1647 0.04379 85 72 12 1
2913 This is your fault. You said, if you knit it, they will come. 1.1647 0.04978 85 74 8 3
2914 Honey, just ignore them. They’ll be gone by May. 1.1647 0.04047 85 71 14 0
2915 I sure hope it warms up tomorrow 1.1647 0.04379 85 72 12 1
2916 If you knit them, they will come. 1.1647 0.05252 85 75 6 4
2917 I think you're going to need more yarn. 1.1647 0.04978 85 74 8 3
2918 They probably want a donation to a climate change group. 1.1647 0.04688 85 73 10 2
2919 The problem with social media is that it feels like everybody's watching me. 1.1647 0.04379 85 72 12 1
2920 I have an idea for your next horror story. 1.1647 0.04379 85 72 12 1
2921 Don't you think it's time to build a Canadian wall? 1.1647 0.04379 85 72 12 1
2922 Apparently word is getting around about your knitting skills. 1.1647 0.04688 85 73 10 2
2923 Supply and demand, Linda. 1.1647 0.04379 85 72 12 1
2924 I warned you about thumbing down "Frosty the Snowman." 1.1647 0.04688 85 73 10 2
2925 Yeah, I agree...they probably appreciate the aesthetic rather than practical use of your gifts. 1.1647 0.04379 85 72 12 1
2926 From what is says here...'one size fits all.' 1.1647 0.04688 85 73 10 2
2927 They shouldn't look so smug...at the rate we are buying yarn, we will be living in an igloo by the New Year 1.1647 0.04379 85 72 12 1
2928 Used to be that winter would just sneak up on you. 1.1647 0.04688 85 73 10 2
2929 I don't seem so cold now, do I? 1.1647 0.04688 85 73 10 2
2930 You have no real friends.. 1.1647 0.04688 85 73 10 2
2931 The president's new plan to bring back the coal industry seems to be working. 1.1647 0.04688 85 73 10 2
2932 She mentioned this one had the best room to see, and be seen! 1.1647 0.04978 85 74 8 3
2933 I told you, every time someone celebrates Christmas in November another one appears. 1.1647 0.04688 85 73 10 2
2934 They're really just abominable, aren't they? 1.1647 0.04978 85 74 8 3
2935 I feel a cold! 1.1647 0.04978 85 74 8 3
2936 I felt a chill run down my spine and then there they were... 1.1647 0.04047 85 71 14 0
2937 You know,Carol, how I love carrots. 1.1647 0.04688 85 73 10 2
2938 That minds me. Hey Siri, add carrots to my grocery list. 1.1647 0.04978 85 74 8 3
2939 Wow. ‘’Farmers Almanac” predicts a very nasty winter! 1.1647 0.04688 85 73 10 2
2940 You'll never believe what I ordered on Amazon! 1.1647 0.04047 85 71 14 0
2941 We're out of carrots. 1.1647 0.04379 85 72 12 1
2942 Tell them that whatever they’re selling, we don’t want it. 1.1647 0.04379 85 72 12 1
2943 Simply tell them our freezer is full and they can stop worrying. Our leaders swear that global warming is all a hoax. 1.1647 0.04978 85 74 8 3
2944 I really wish Calvin had gone to an out of state university. 1.1647 0.04978 85 74 8 3
2945 Snow way! 1.1647 0.04379 85 72 12 1
2946 Are we holding Parson Brown auditions? 1.1647 0.05252 85 75 6 4
2947 Looks like they're ready to get started... which one is Parson Brown? 1.1647 0.04379 85 72 12 1
2948 "Honey, I have more Twitter followers!" "I see!" 1.1647 0.04379 85 72 12 1
2949 It's just another group protesting climate change. 1.1647 0.04978 85 74 8 3
2950 What is the collective noun for snowman? 1.1647 0.04379 85 72 12 1
2951 Ignore them. Perhaps they'll just melt away 1.1647 0.04688 85 73 10 2
2952 That's the trouble with snowmen -- you invite one, they bring all their friends 1.1647 0.04379 85 72 12 1
2953 Either the North Pole's WiFi is down or winter is coming. 1.1647 0.04688 85 73 10 2
2954 I posted we have extra room in the freezer. 1.1647 0.04688 85 73 10 2
2955 Is that Good King Wenceslas they're singing? 1.1647 0.04379 85 72 12 1
2956 Honey, did you hit reply-all again? 1.1647 0.04379 85 72 12 1
2957 I told you not to make carrot soup in the Winter, it really upsets them. 1.1647 0.04379 85 72 12 1
2958 Frosty told you we’d be back again some day. 1.1647 0.04688 85 73 10 2
2959 I activated the electric grid they're standing on. This should be fun. 1.1647 0.04688 85 73 10 2
2960 Ever since 50 foot Frosty was put on the roof ..... 1.1647 0.04379 85 72 12 1
2961 I don't know what you just posted, but you better take a look at this. 1.1647 0.04978 85 74 8 3
2962 Apparently they are collecting so all snowmen can have a hat by Christmas 1.1647 0.04978 85 74 8 3
2963 This Whole Foods email says your order of carrots has been delivered 1.1647 0.04978 85 74 8 3
2964 I don’t think the MeToo movement has much impact in our town. 1.1647 0.04978 85 74 8 3
2965 I'm not getting any results for Snowman Apocalypse 1.1647 0.04379 85 72 12 1
2966 Can Frosty come out and play? 1.1647 0.04688 85 73 10 2
2967 I find it best not to make eye contact with them. They're used to getting a cold shoulder. 1.1647 0.04978 85 74 8 3
2968 Sorry to bother you, but Netflix would like to know if you're still watching. 1.1647 0.04688 85 73 10 2
2969 Please tell them,we've looked and couldn't find Frosty either. 1.1647 0.04047 85 71 14 0
2970 Just act naturally and don't mention carrot cake. 1.1647 0.04379 85 72 12 1
2971 Don't worry. Global warming will get rid of them soon. 1.1647 0.04379 85 72 12 1
2972 I know you want people to SEE you writing your screenplay, but can’t you just go to Starbucks? 1.1647 0.04379 85 72 12 1
2973 I thought Piers Morgan was exaggerating about the snowflakes. 1.1647 0.04688 85 73 10 2
2974 What do Snowmen do at Night? 1.1647 0.04978 85 74 8 3
2975 I'm not sure if this is the definition of 'Netflix and chill'. 1.1647 0.04379 85 72 12 1
2976 Honey I didn’t make those... 1.1647 0.04379 85 72 12 1
2977 Honey, we're All doomed but at least you and I won't melt. 1.1647 0.04978 85 74 8 3
2978 Isn't that the scarf I gave you last year? 1.1647 0.04978 85 74 8 3
2979 The winter zombies are not as scary. 1.1647 0.04047 85 71 14 0
2980 They said they wanted to see "baby Yoda." 1.1647 0.04688 85 73 10 2
2981 Don’t worry honey, it’s supposed to rain tomorrow. 1.1647 0.04047 85 71 14 0
2982 You let a few in and you see what happens! 1.1647 0.04688 85 73 10 2
2983 Google, what do you call a group of snowmen? A herd? A school? Water? 1.1647 0.04688 85 73 10 2
2984 Is that Frosty special on tonight? 1.1647 0.04379 85 72 12 1
2985 The climate refugees are here early. 1.1647 0.04047 85 71 14 0
2986 They just tweeted asking for a tighter knit." David Sivak, Coquitlam, BC, Canad 1.1647 0.04688 85 73 10 2
2987 It says here they're afraid of fire 1.1647 0.05252 85 75 6 4
2988 I warned you. If you keep knitting for them, they'll keep coming back. 1.1647 0.04978 85 74 8 3
2989 Ignore them. If you feed them they'll just keep coming back... 1.1647 0.04047 85 71 14 0
2990 Brains? Nah. It's global warming -- they're snowmen -- they want our freezer. 1.1647 0.04688 85 73 10 2
2991 I just ordered you enough yarn to last until spring. 1.1647 0.04379 85 72 12 1
2992 ---just what was it you ordered? 1.1647 0.04978 85 74 8 3
2993 Early 21st Century Human Living Room 1.1647 0.04688 85 73 10 2
2994 They’re just going to want to go out again. 1.1647 0.04379 85 72 12 1
2995 Don't worry, they can't tell anyone about what they've seen here. 1.1647 0.04379 85 72 12 1
2996 Baaby its coooooollld outsiide. 1.1647 0.04047 85 71 14 0
2997 A herd of roll your owns 1.1647 0.04379 85 72 12 1
2998 They know the rule. They have to stay outside for at least as long as it took us to put all their outwear on. 1.1647 0.04379 85 72 12 1
2999 See what happens when snowflakes come together? 1.1647 0.04978 85 74 8 3
3000 I don’t think there’s so much climate change anxiety-why do you ask? 1.1647 0.05252 85 75 6 4
3001 I use Frosty The Snowman as my Twitter handle 1.1647 0.04379 85 72 12 1
3002 Wow, when you're posted that free hats for snowman ad did you ever expect that many? 1.1647 0.04978 85 74 8 3
3003 The committee on global warming is here 1.1647 0.04379 85 72 12 1
3004 I thought I’d spice up the zombie apocalypse with some Christmas cheer. 1.1647 0.04688 85 73 10 2
3005 I still think we can wait a few weeks before turning on the heat 1.1647 0.05252 85 75 6 4
3006 Gimme a minute, I'm googling... 1.1647 0.04379 85 72 12 1
3007 Who cares that the climate is getting warmer? 1.1647 0.04379 85 72 12 1
3008 No, Stephen King never wrote a book about snowmen. 1.1647 0.04978 85 74 8 3
3009 Honey, what did I tell you about antagonising those snowflakes. 1.1647 0.04379 85 72 12 1
3010 They've been reading Stephen King again. 1.1647 0.05512 85 76 4 5
3011 The internet says they're maybe a manifestation of holiday stress. 1.1647 0.04688 85 73 10 2
3012 Mary, what's that thumpity-thump-thump sound? 1.1647 0.04978 85 74 8 3
3013 They want to know why the one on the right has a scarf AND a hat. AND I want to know why he's wearing the scarf and hat that I gave you last Christmas! 1.1647 0.05252 85 75 6 4
3014 He promised not to tell anyone where he got it. 1.1647 0.04688 85 73 10 2
3015 It's Frosty the Snowman-con 1.1647 0.04978 85 74 8 3
3016 Normally I'd be happy to go out for more carrots, but for some reason I can't find my scarf or hat. 1.1647 0.04047 85 71 14 0
3017 Forget the neighbor’s snowman in the scarf. Waldo’s is about three rows back. 1.1647 0.04978 85 74 8 3
3018 My knit one purl two for all” routine seems to have snowballed out of hand 1.1647 0.05252 85 75 6 4
3019 Tell 'em, dear, it melts your, too, we left the Paris Climate Accord. 1.1647 0.05512 85 76 4 5
3020 Don't worry dear. Google will know what to do. 1.1647 0.04978 85 74 8 3
3021 I knew your family would feel more comfortable around white guys so I accommodated. Merry Christmas. 1.1647 0.04688 85 73 10 2
3022 Baby, it seems it IS cold outside. 1.1647 0.04978 85 74 8 3
3023 I miss having my carrot juice in the morning! 1.1647 0.04379 85 72 12 1
3024 Let me know when they start singing. Nohing to worry about until the singing. 1.1647 0.04688 85 73 10 2
3025 They're just curious. They want to see what passes for civilization before the next Ice Age arrives. 1.1647 0.04379 85 72 12 1
3026 Are they dangerous? No, why do you ask.... 1.1647 0.04379 85 72 12 1
3027 It's the zombie snowman apocalypse caused by climate change. 1.1647 0.04688 85 73 10 2
3028 Are you sure you want to submit that op-ed denying global warming? 1.1647 0.04379 85 72 12 1
3029 Honey, are we expecting any guests? 1.1647 0.04978 85 74 8 3
3030 Remember that wool hat you stole off the snowman? 1.1647 0.05512 85 76 4 5
3031 According to weather.com, they'll all be puddles by next Tuesday. 1.1647 0.04978 85 74 8 3
3032 The Dr. Who special is streaming 1.1647 0.04379 85 72 12 1
3033 Do you think they're here for caroling? 1.1647 0.04688 85 73 10 2
3034 Here is something interesting Honey, they have reported snowman flashmobs performing that Frosty song." 1.1647 0.04978 85 74 8 3
3035 This can't be right! The price of carrots is skyrocketing. 1.1647 0.05252 85 75 6 4
3036 If they get any closer I’ll turn on the sprinklers. 1.1647 0.04047 85 71 14 0
3037 Fancy carrots tonight? 1.1647 0.04379 85 72 12 1
3038 It's really cold - could you do a few more scarves? 1.1647 0.05252 85 75 6 4
3039 It says we're invited to a flash mob Frosty is organizing near here. 1.1647 0.04379 85 72 12 1
3040 These winters are becoming increasingly “Frosty.” 1.1647 0.04379 85 72 12 1
3041 Relax. There’re probably just carollers. 1.1647 0.04688 85 73 10 2
3042 Honey, I think that's enough knitting for one day. 1.1647 0.04688 85 73 10 2
3043 Just checking...that’s not what I meant when I ordered the 18K window display 1.1647 0.05512 85 76 4 5
3044 Oh dear! Looks like the neighborhood snowmen are wondering when we're going to be building ours. 1.1647 0.05252 85 75 6 4
3045 They're just like cats: you let them out, they immediately want to come back in again. 1.1647 0.04978 85 74 8 3
3046 Says here there's a Walking Dead holiday special! Why? 1.1647 0.04688 85 73 10 2
3047 Gutters clear, check; snow tires on, check; furnace filter changed, check. Honey, we're all set for winter. 1.1647 0.04688 85 73 10 2
3048 So? Whole Foods promised to deliver the carrots in two hours. 1.1647 0.04978 85 74 8 3
3049 Thanks to global warming they'll be gone soon enough!” 1.1647 0.05252 85 75 6 4
3050 They're saying "Snowman" is gender-biased. 1.1647 0.04688 85 73 10 2
3051 Honey, is this what you mean when you say you're 'crowd sourcing' 1.1647 0.04379 85 72 12 1
3052 Note I designed them to not sing. 1.1647 0.05252 85 75 6 4
3053 By the time I finish, he won't need a hat. 1.1647 0.04688 85 73 10 2
3054 So the new WiFi password is “North Pole” ? 1.1647 0.04978 85 74 8 3
3055 Remember the snowman you made fun of at last winter? 1.1647 0.04379 85 72 12 1
3056 Sorry, I was bored. 1.1647 0.04688 85 73 10 2
3057 I see no avalanche of opposition. 1.1647 0.04379 85 72 12 1
3058 Did you remember to get carrots for the pot roast? 1.1647 0.04379 85 72 12 1
3059 Dear, the scarf you knitted for our snowman made him a very popular fellow – so now the whole neighborhood wants one. 1.1647 0.04688 85 73 10 2
3060 Honey...don't make any sudden movements, but go into the bathroom and bring us each a hair dryer. 1.1646 0.05231 79 69 7 3
3061 I am beginning to think joining the human zoo for free rent was a bad idea. 1.1630 0.04447 92 79 11 2
3062 Looks like an anti-Greta Thunberg rally. 1.1628 0.04924 86 75 8 3
3063 I think you have played your Christmas playlist enough for one night! 1.1628 0.04637 86 74 10 2
3064 The WiFi’s down again... 1.1628 0.04637 86 74 10 2
3065 WebMD says that it’s not a side effect. 1.1628 0.04637 86 74 10 2
3066 We better get the kids to come in - they're overdoing it again. 1.1628 0.04637 86 74 10 2
3067 Fred, the snowmen that took your eyes are back, I think they might want mine now! 1.1628 0.04924 86 75 8 3
3068 Maybe someplace warm... 1.1628 0.04637 86 74 10 2
3069 More of your relatives? 1.1628 0.04637 86 74 10 2
3070 Dear, remember that Christmas card we sent George Romero in 2016? 1.1628 0.04924 86 75 8 3
3071 According to the weather forecast, you won't need to finish that hat before Christmas. 1.1628 0.04332 86 73 12 1
3072 Isn’t it frosty by the window? 1.1628 0.04924 86 75 8 3
3073 I wondered what happened to our carrots. 1.1628 0.04924 86 75 8 3
3074 Google: what should I do when i'm surrounded by snowmen? 1.1628 0.05194 86 76 6 4
3075 I’m getting real tired of Ted and his magic hats. 1.1628 0.04332 86 73 12 1
3076 Stop playing “Frosty the Snowman.” All his relatives are here! 1.1628 0.04332 86 73 12 1
3077 It’s supposed to be 45 degrees and sunny out tomorrow. That should take care of it! 1.1628 0.04004 86 75 10 1
3078 If you let them in you'll need a mop, 1.1628 0.04332 86 73 12 1
3079 Its China. They want to import more of our carrots. 1.1628 0.04924 86 75 8 3
3080 No, inviting them in to sit by the fire is not a good idea! 1.1628 0.04637 86 74 10 2
3081 Google doesn't even have an entry for zombie snowmen 1.1628 0.04924 86 75 8 3
3082 It'll be a Frosty Friday when the republicans impeach Trump 1.1628 0.05194 86 76 6 4
3083 Chill out, Beth.......they are. 1.1628 0.04637 86 74 10 2
3084 Just tell them we donated online. 1.1628 0.04332 86 73 12 1
3085 There it is again... the weird chill that we're being watched. 1.1625 0.04516 80 68 11 1
3086 Did you touch the thermostat? 1.1625 0.04853 80 69 9 2
3087 Still amused by my weird craving for carrot cake?" 1.1609 0.04870 87 76 8 3
3088 It says on the Internet that global warming won't impact this corner of Minnesota... 1.1605 0.04464 81 69 11 1
3089 Earth orbit, please. 1.1600 0.05708 75 67 4 4
3090 They're wondering why you don't melt. 1.1600 0.04665 75 64 10 1
3091 Yeah, that new kid next door - Calvin something - was out making them all afternoon. 1.1600 0.05037 75 65 8 2
3092 Be careful what you search for 1.1600 0.05037 75 65 8 2
3093 It says that a new group is pushing a global warming initiative. 1.1600 0.05383 75 66 6 3
3094 Firstly, the weather outside is delightful, secondly it's your fire that's truly frightful, and thirdly we're unionised. 1.1600 0.05383 75 66 6 3
3095 Yes, I smell carrots too. Why do you ask? 1.1600 0.05037 75 65 8 2
3096 The site Snowman Zombie Apocalypse says they could be carnivores, vegetarians or carolers." 1.1600 0.05037 75 65 8 2
3097 I just need to finish knitting them one more hat and then they'll give us your father back. 1.1600 0.05383 75 66 6 3
3098 You say you feel as if you're always being watched. 1.1600 0.05037 75 65 8 2
3099 1 think they're all worried that global warming is making them melt faster. 1.1600 0.05708 75 67 4 4
3100 Oh, dear, the carolers are back again this year, John. 1.1600 0.05037 75 65 8 2
3101 Hun, you’ll never believe the reaction I am getting on-line for saying “this year we built a snowwoman.” 1.1600 0.04665 75 64 10 1
3102 Those genetically modified carrots worked a little TOO well. 1.1600 0.05037 75 65 8 2
3103 Uh oh....It says here that three or more snowmen are called a "murder." 1.1600 0.05037 75 65 8 2
3104 When you've seen one snowman, you've seen them all. 1.1600 0.05708 75 67 4 4
3105 With all the data websites collect now, I just can't shake the feeling of always being watched. 1.1600 0.05037 75 65 8 2
3106 It says here they're concerned about climate change, and the best thing is to ignore them. 1.1600 0.05037 75 65 8 2
3107 As the Arctic heats up, there's no where else for them to go. 1.1600 0.05037 75 65 8 2
3108 Better tell them to bring a plow. 1.1600 0.05383 75 66 6 3
3109 The number of climate change refugees is getting out of control. 1.1600 0.05383 75 66 6 3
3110 When I ordered that silk hat on line, was it a mistake to let the app use my location? 1.1600 0.05383 75 66 6 3
3111 Says here that Climate Change will actually affect how we see Zombies in the future... 1.1600 0.04665 75 64 10 1
3112 Honey, what forums have you been posting on? 1.1591 0.04241 88 75 12 1
3113 Did you say “Night of the Living Snowmen?” 1.1591 0.03921 88 74 14 0
3114 Kind of a frosty reception from the neighbours. 1.1585 0.04414 82 70 11 1
3115 Oh, they’re just trying to make us feel guilty about global warming. 1.1585 0.05050 82 72 7 3
3116 Oh wow, I think they got a glimpse of the snow woman the kids made. 1.1585 0.04414 82 70 11 1
3117 Stop repeating, "baby it's cold outside" and just tell me what you put in my drink... cause I'm starting to freak out. 1.1585 0.05050 82 72 7 3
3118 We are gonna need a bigger coat. 1.1585 0.04743 82 71 9 2
3119 Baby it’s cold outside 1.1585 0.04743 82 71 9 2
3120 Tiffany,I know you’re still grieving the last thaw, but I think you are just opening yourself up to more heartbreak with the matching scarves. 1.1585 0.05050 82 72 7 3
3121 How many silk hats did you say you found ? 1.1585 0.04058 82 69 13 0
3122 Well the weatherman did tell us to prepare for a "snowpocalypse" 1.1585 0.04743 82 71 9 2
3123 Yes, the snowpeople are underpaid and have no benefits. Your point being? 1.1585 0.04414 82 70 11 1
3124 Don't worry honey, I'm activating the heat lamps from my app 1.1585 0.04058 82 69 13 0
3125 Are you sure you want to be an Airbnb house? 1.1585 0.04058 82 69 13 0
3126 This is going straight on Tripadvisor. 1.1585 0.04058 82 69 13 0
3127 I don’t think you ordered enough corn cob pipes... 1.1585 0.05050 82 72 7 3
3128 I snowbot 1.1585 0.04414 82 70 11 1
3129 Wanna go ahead and leave for Florida today? 1.1585 0.04414 82 70 11 1
3130 Ever since you knitted one of them a hat more and more of them are showing up at our window. 1.1585 0.04743 82 71 9 2
3131 There must have been some magic in that old silk hat we found. We'd better watch out. 1.1585 0.04414 82 70 11 1
3132 She's just a crazy old woman. So she put a curse on our new snow-blower. Why do you ask? 1.1585 0.04743 82 71 9 2
3133 I warned you not to knit one of them a scarf. 1.1585 0.04414 82 70 11 1
3134 Should we close the curtains if we're going to watch "Frosty the Snowman"? 1.1585 0.05050 82 72 7 3
3135 I told you not to make two of them> 1.1585 0.04058 82 69 13 0
3136 Im thinking Noah’s therapist was wrong about the adderall she perscribed him. 1.1585 0.04414 82 70 11 1
3137 I'm feeling rather vengeful today. Let them in. 1.1585 0.04414 82 70 11 1
3138 I told you not to feed it. 1.1585 0.04414 82 70 11 1
3139 No,Really baby...it's cold outside! 1.1585 0.04743 82 71 9 2
3140 Don't invite them in; they'll make a mess when they melt. 1.1585 0.04058 82 69 13 0
3141 Honey, Frosty is here for dinner - seems he brought a few friends. 1.1585 0.04743 82 71 9 2
3142 Where's the Holiday show? 1.1585 0.04414 82 70 11 1
3143 We're getting a lot of replies to our ad about the magic hat we found. 1.1585 0.05050 82 72 7 3
3144 Everyone seemed to enjoy your roasted carrots tonight, Dori. 1.1585 0.04743 82 71 9 2
3145 Baby, it's out of control outside. 1.1585 0.04058 82 69 13 0
3146 I told you not to use wool, it's too itchy. 1.1585 0.04414 82 70 11 1
3147 Looks like that beautiful wall is going up on the wrong border. 1.1585 0.04743 82 71 9 2
3148 What was that remark you posted on the Snowman site? 1.1585 0.04743 82 71 9 2
3149 Darling, do you think a zombie apocalypse can occur in the winter? 1.1585 0.04414 82 70 11 1
3150 John, what happened to the carotts I asked you to throw in the garbage 1.1585 0.04058 82 69 13 0
3151 Bad news: online reviews for your knit products have been frosty. 1.1585 0.04414 82 70 11 1
3152 I ran twelve different analytics and still cannot find a target market for your products. 1.1585 0.05050 82 72 7 3
3153 It's not a hoax, it's a march for global warming. 1.1585 0.04743 82 71 9 2
3154 Duuude, if you eat the humans too fast you'll get brain-melt. 1.1585 0.04414 82 70 11 1
3155 Honey, what size did you say were the snowman ornaments you ordered? 1.1585 0.04743 82 71 9 2
3156 Please just pay the gas bill, already. 1.1585 0.04058 82 69 13 0
3157 Yes, I did like that documentary on those Chinese warriors, why? 1.1585 0.04743 82 71 9 2
3158 I knit one scarf and now they all want one! How do they think they are...Olaf? 1.1585 0.05050 82 72 7 3
3159 Looks like carrots must be on sale, too! 1.1585 0.05050 82 72 7 3
3160 Fifty-seven more blue, fourteen green, and twenty-three red, and that's before I even start on the scarves! 1.1585 0.04743 82 71 9 2
3161 Try not to make any sudden movements. 1.1585 0.04743 82 71 9 2
3162 Honey, look — it's those people dressed as snowmen again… the climate change deniers making sure we notice the snow flurry. 1.1585 0.04743 82 71 9 2
3163 Honey, I think the precariat uprising has just started. 1.1585 0.04743 82 71 9 2
3164 Are you still happy you made a political statement building a snowwoman? 1.1585 0.04743 82 71 9 2
3165 What do you think, about 50 degrees of separation? 1.1585 0.04743 82 71 9 2
3166 Ignore them. After a few days of sunshine, they'll go away. 1.1585 0.04743 82 71 9 2
3167 Did you forget again to pay the gas bill? 1.1585 0.04743 82 71 9 2
3168 How many friends did Frosty invite 1.1585 0.04743 82 71 9 2
3169 Would you like to come in and help us bake a carrot cake? 1.1585 0.04743 82 71 9 2
3170 Sorry honey, the blow torch isn't on Prime 1.1585 0.04414 82 70 11 1
3171 I think the kids had fun this snow day. 1.1585 0.04743 82 71 9 2
3172 That kid with the stuffed tiger's been at it again. 1.1585 0.04058 82 69 13 0
3173 I’d say we’ve identified your Etsy demographic. 1.1585 0.04743 82 71 9 2
3174 Go harvest the damned carrots and I'm looking up a recipe. 1.1585 0.04414 82 70 11 1
3175 I like our new big screen TV, but I am not in the mood to watch Frosty the snowman again. 1.1585 0.04743 82 71 9 2
3176 So Etsy finally featured your knitwear line. 1.1585 0.04743 82 71 9 2
3177 Says here snow clones are harmless. 1.1585 0.04414 82 70 11 1
3178 I guess we can remove our posting for seasonal yard work. 1.1585 0.04743 82 71 9 2
3179 It's a flash mob. They''ll melt away shortly. 1.1585 0.04743 82 71 9 2
3180 The internet says they are marching because of climate change. "No more COAL for eyes or mouths." 1.1585 0.04743 82 71 9 2
3181 What the heck are all those snowmen doing there?! 1.1585 0.04414 82 70 11 1
3182 If global warming doesn't exist,then explain this,Rick. 1.1585 0.04414 82 70 11 1
3183 Looks like our hand-knitted holiday gifts are getting a frosty reception. 1.1585 0.04414 82 70 11 1
3184 It seems the carrot shortage has gone super-critical 1.1585 0.04058 82 69 13 0
3185 Looks like a Whitey Christmas! 1.1585 0.04058 82 69 13 0
3186 Honey, do the carolers look different this year? 1.1585 0.04058 82 69 13 0
3187 I knew you shouldn’t have knocked down Frosty!! 1.1585 0.04414 82 70 11 1
3188 They’ve been in a snit ever since Greta Thunberg was here. 1.1585 0.04743 82 71 9 2
3189 They’ll be gone soon, there’s a heatwave coming. 1.1585 0.04414 82 70 11 1
3190 Well did you ate one of Santa's cookies? 1.1585 0.04414 82 70 11 1
3191 Your blog denying climate change is finally getting attention 1.1585 0.04414 82 70 11 1
3192 Honey... I forgot to pick up dinner, do you want to order in? 1.1585 0.04414 82 70 11 1
3193 I can't believe you guaranteed overnight delivery. 1.1585 0.04743 82 71 9 2
3194 I'm still not letting you touch the thermostat 1.1585 0.04414 82 70 11 1
3195 Some snowman just texted me and says he wants to know when you're gonna finish his hat and scarf. 1.1585 0.04743 82 71 9 2
3196 It says tonight is supposed to be really 'Frosty' 1.1585 0.04414 82 70 11 1
3197 Oh no..it appears the carollers have crystallised, dear. 1.1585 0.04414 82 70 11 1
3198 We want to cozy up with you! 1.1585 0.04414 82 70 11 1
3199 Don’t worry, they’re only after the WiFi 1.1585 0.05050 82 72 7 3
3200 Oh great, carrots galore. 1.1585 0.04058 82 69 13 0
3201 I should knit something for them. 1.1585 0.04414 82 70 11 1
3202 Better knit faster honey. You have about a thousand customers who still want scarfs. 1.1585 0.04743 82 71 9 2
3203 Should we serve hot cocoa to the carolers? 1.1585 0.04058 82 69 13 0
3204 Honey, they're back. What do they want this time - corn cob pipes? 1.1585 0.04414 82 70 11 1
3205 After awhile, you gotta figure Waldo was bound to show.“ William Hunter, Plymouth M 1.1585 0.04414 82 70 11 1
3206 I told those kids we didn't need our driveway shoveled. 1.1585 0.04743 82 71 9 2
3207 See, you give one of them a carrot, and they all want one. 1.1585 0.04743 82 71 9 2
3208 What'ya think? It's a new app called "Frosty!" 1.1585 0.04414 82 70 11 1
3209 You know, you'll never knit enough for all of them 1.1585 0.04743 82 71 9 2
3210 It's one of those "white-life-matters" demonstrations. 1.1585 0.04414 82 70 11 1
3211 As far as I’m concerned, global warming isn’t happening fast enough 1.1585 0.04743 82 71 9 2
3212 Guess the word got out that I stole Frosty's hat. 1.1585 0.04414 82 70 11 1
3213 Just ignore them, you don’t have to tip the snow removal guy. 1.1585 0.04414 82 70 11 1
3214 Do you think the kids are done playing in the snow? 1.1585 0.04414 82 70 11 1
3215 I’m sure it’s possible, but Calvin and Hobbes was a cartoon. 1.1585 0.05050 82 72 7 3
3216 I’m ordering an Amazon drone strike. 1.1585 0.04743 82 71 9 2
3217 Carl, I'm concerned about that essay you wrote strongly supporting global warming. 1.1585 0.04414 82 70 11 1
3218 They want you to play that Mariah Carey song again 1.1585 0.04414 82 70 11 1
3219 The Walking Frozen 1.1585 0.04743 82 71 9 2
3220 Sorru honey, I thought I was in private mode 1.1585 0.04414 82 70 11 1
3221 Hey, they say there was a big sale on old silk hats recently! 1.1585 0.05050 82 72 7 3
3222 Yes Linda, I do get up very early on my days off 1.1585 0.04414 82 70 11 1
3223 Just ignore them--with climate change, they'll be gone before you know it. 1.1585 0.04743 82 71 9 2
3224 I ordered carrots for home delivery . 1.1585 0.04414 82 70 11 1
3225 I’m selling my dad’s corn cob pipe. 1.1585 0.04743 82 71 9 2
3226 To be on the safe side, I'll turn up the thermostat. 1.1585 0.04743 82 71 9 2
3227 It's verified. There IS a carrot shortage in this area! 1.1585 0.04414 82 70 11 1
3228 You can knit as many friends as you'd like, but it'll just make the spring thaw that much more difficult. 1.1585 0.04058 82 69 13 0
3229 I’m working on more scarves, but it’s really not a good idea for you to be too warm. 1.1585 0.04058 82 69 13 0
3230 Zombie snowmen. Wow you have a vivid imagination. 1.1585 0.05050 82 72 7 3
3231 I'm knitting a 16-5/8 fitted snow cap, why do you ask? 1.1579 0.05316 76 67 6 3
3232 How many times do I have to tell you to only hit “send” once? 1.1579 0.04608 76 65 10 1
3233 I've invited a chill group of pals over tonight. 1.1579 0.04608 76 65 10 1
3234 I suppose these greedy bastards now want mittens. 1.1579 0.04608 76 65 10 1
3235 I never expected that the casting for "Frozen, the musical" would be so extensive. 1.1579 0.04975 76 66 8 2
3236 They're just mad because I changed the wifi password. 1.1579 0.04608 76 65 10 1
3237 Ignore them. If you don't, they'll just want to come in. 1.1573 0.04197 89 76 12 1
3238 Gravity is losing its force 1.1566 0.05279 83 74 5 4
3239 Are you sure that’s what she meant by | ‘needing some space’?” | 1.1566 0.04992 83 73 7 3
3240 Yes sir, ll check to see if the dry cleaners can have your space suit back by Monday. 1.1566 0.04992 83 73 7 3
3241 I guess it is today.... Good luck for your court hearing for divorce, sir! 1.1566 0.04364 83 71 11 1
3242 Trust me. Once they get in the house, you'll never get them out without a wet-vac. They're abominable. 1.1566 0.05279 83 74 5 4
3243 The snowmen cometh sounds good but I may have to tweak that title a bit. 1.1566 0.04364 83 71 11 1
3244 Trust me, it's better for them if they don't come inside. 1.1566 0.04992 83 73 7 3
3245 How did they hear we made carrot cake for dessert? 1.1566 0.04364 83 71 11 1
3246 I told you not to feed that one snowman. 1.1566 0.04689 83 72 9 2
3247 More faces of global warming. 1.1566 0.04014 83 70 13 0
3248 You and what army? 1.1566 0.04364 83 71 11 1
3249 My friends were wondering...If they could have some scarves too...? 1.1566 0.04689 83 72 9 2
3250 The students want more snow days. 1.1566 0.04689 83 72 9 2
3251 Sure, there's not much diversity left in the Democratic Primary field, but what if we put them next to this swarm of snowmen - would that help? 1.1566 0.04992 83 73 7 3
3252 Honey, how's your work on global warming coming? 1.1566 0.04992 83 73 7 3
3253 I told you knitting caps for the homeless would attract an unsavory crowd. 1.1566 0.04364 83 71 11 1
3254 You’re plenty safe. Just don’t turn your back or they’ll carrot your carotid. 1.1566 0.04689 83 72 9 2
3255 Who said anything about climate change? 1.1566 0.04689 83 72 9 2
3256 You didn't tell me your family was coming! 1.1566 0.04992 83 73 7 3
3257 Looks like an army of zombie snowmen will be thumpety thump thumping here tonight." 1.1566 0.05279 83 74 5 4
3258 I told you the carrot cake was not a good idea. 1.1566 0.04364 83 71 11 1
3259 I accidentally replied to "all." 1.1566 0.04364 83 71 11 1
3260 Janine regrets letting Geoffrey manage her Etsy shop. 1.1566 0.04364 83 71 11 1
3261 You make one snow angel! 1.1566 0.04364 83 71 11 1
3262 Honey, is Jordan Peele filming a sequel in the neighborhood? 1.1566 0.04689 83 72 9 2
3263 Feed one and they’ll all show up. 1.1566 0.04014 83 70 13 0
3264 Vanna White's hosting. 1.1566 0.04992 83 73 7 3
3265 They are rallying for an end to Global Warming. 1.1566 0.04689 83 72 9 2
3266 Yeah, we all sang but I really didn't know all the words 1.1566 0.04689 83 72 9 2
3267 Honey can you stop playing "Misty" by Kate Bush? 1.1566 0.04364 83 71 11 1
3268 Just what URL did you use? 1.1566 0.04364 83 71 11 1
3269 No,why? 1.1566 0.05279 83 74 5 4
3270 Honey, Frosty's back. This time he's brought backup. 1.1566 0.04689 83 72 9 2
3271 It says to give them a frosty stare, and they'll back down. 1.1566 0.04014 83 70 13 0
3272 “Look around. No one cares about climate change anymore.” 1.1566 0.04992 83 73 7 3
3273 Did you tweet about being a global warming denier again? 1.1566 0.04689 83 72 9 2
3274 Sweetheart There's a climate change committee at the window 1.1566 0.04689 83 72 9 2
3275 AccuWeather is calling it a Zombie Snowpocalypse. 1.1566 0.04364 83 71 11 1
3276 I read about this Airbnb scam. 1.1566 0.04364 83 71 11 1
3277 Night of the Living Frosties 1.1566 0.04364 83 71 11 1
3278 I only tweeted, global warming's a hoax. 1.1566 0.04689 83 72 9 2
3279 I contracted with an environmentally conscious snow removal agency on line 1.1566 0.04364 83 71 11 1
3280 I do have that strange feeling of being stared at! 1.1566 0.04014 83 70 13 0
3281 Honey, where’s my blow dryer? 1.1566 0.04364 83 71 11 1
3282 My microdose was too big. 1.1566 0.04992 83 73 7 3
3283 I told you if you knitted one a hat more would come. 1.1566 0.04364 83 71 11 1
3284 You're always worrying about things that go thumpety thump thump in the night. 1.1566 0.04364 83 71 11 1
3285 We should never have put that broom on Craig's List. I'll delete it now... 1.1566 0.04689 83 72 9 2
3286 Let’s remove root vegetables from the grocery list. 1.1566 0.04689 83 72 9 2
3287 I think they knew those snow cones we had for dessert. 1.1566 0.05809 83 76 1 6
3288 And it goes on to say that these snow men will swarm like bees when they identify their new Queen” 1.1566 0.04689 83 72 9 2
3289 Oh wait...says here that the hat that brought Frosty to life was made of SILK. Better start over. 1.1566 0.05279 83 74 5 4
3290 Just checking the ol’ forecast. 1.1566 0.04689 83 72 9 2
3291 Zombies the snowmen! 1.1566 0.04689 83 72 9 2
3292 According to the news they pillaging for carrots and scarfs. Don’t open the door. 1.1566 0.04689 83 72 9 2
3293 Hey hun, did we get Frosty the Snowman castrated? 1.1566 0.04364 83 71 11 1
3294 It's quite Frosty out isn't it. 1.1566 0.04689 83 72 9 2
3295 Honey, your co-workers are creeping me out 1.1566 0.04689 83 72 9 2
3296 Never understood why they’re so wrapped up in global warming. 1.1566 0.04992 83 73 7 3
3297 Don't let them fool you... they all say they're cold. 1.1566 0.04364 83 71 11 1
3298 They claim online that global warming has produced new man made threats. 1.1566 0.04689 83 72 9 2
3299 Did I mention Frosty has a few friends? 1.1566 0.04689 83 72 9 2
3300 Searching carrot recipes. 1.1566 0.04689 83 72 9 2
3301 Frosty can't come out to play. He has to study for finals. 1.1566 0.04689 83 72 9 2
3302 Hey, it’s buy one/get one on Grub Hub, why? 1.1566 0.04689 83 72 9 2
3303 Promise them anything besides gloves? 1.1566 0.04992 83 73 7 3
3304 I think they're asking for someone called "Calvin." 1.1566 0.04992 83 73 7 3
3305 I got a discount on Black Friday for snow globes not snowman... 1.1566 0.04689 83 72 9 2
3306 Hang in there, honey, the yarn shipment is eight stops away. 1.1566 0.04364 83 71 11 1
3307 My "Let's keep winter all year" blog is blowing up. 1.1566 0.04689 83 72 9 2
3308 Shall we have carrots for dinner? 1.1566 0.04992 83 73 7 3
3309 Just a lot of 'Frozen' wannabes. 1.1566 0.04364 83 71 11 1
3310 Let’s see, we need fifty-one more scarves and ten more hats. 1.1566 0.04689 83 72 9 2
3311 Knit faster. Soon it will be spring and your clientele will disappear. 1.1566 0.04364 83 71 11 1
3312 By the way, honey, I think we're out of carrots. 1.1566 0.04992 83 73 7 3
3313 Don't keep giving them hats. They need to learn how to hunt for themselves. 1.1566 0.04689 83 72 9 2
3314 Did you update your privacy software? 1.1566 0.04689 83 72 9 2
3315 It says it might be 'Frosty' tonight. 1.1566 0.04014 83 70 13 0
3316 Alexa, play Snow Patrol. 1.1566 0.04689 83 72 9 2
3317 Honey, I've crunched the numbers and we will need to cut down on the textiles and carrots in order to keep the house. 1.1566 0.04689 83 72 9 2
3318 So, should I start a fire or not? 1.1566 0.04014 83 70 13 0
3319 I might have pressed the wrong button. 1.1566 0.04364 83 71 11 1
3320 And where exactly do you think you're going to find 500 wool hats? 1.1566 0.04689 83 72 9 2
3321 Quit making hats for them, and maybe they'll thumpety thump thump back where they belong. 1.1566 0.04992 83 73 7 3
3322 Yes, I probably should have tipped the kid who shovels our walk better 1.1566 0.04014 83 70 13 0
3323 They probably just want to ask you about that big puddle in the garage... 1.1566 0.04689 83 72 9 2
3324 Don't worry, they'll be gone by tomorrow based on the weather report. 1.1566 0.04364 83 71 11 1
3325 I changed the WiFi password 1.1566 0.04364 83 71 11 1
3326 You'd better go tell them that the corn cob pipe flash sale ad was a joke." 1.1566 0.04364 83 71 11 1
3327 i think our neighbors are finally getting revenge. 1.1566 0.04364 83 71 11 1
3328 Have you been eating a lot of carrots? 1.1566 0.04364 83 71 11 1
3329 I'll vote for them when Hell freezes over! 1.1566 0.04364 83 71 11 1
3330 Remember the last time you let them in? They never melted. 1.1566 0.04689 83 72 9 2
3331 I guess Trump was right about Global Warming . 1.1566 0.04992 83 73 7 3
3332 They’ll be gone soon. The forecast for tomorrow is in 40s. 1.1566 0.04364 83 71 11 1
3333 Do you have air conditioning? 1.1566 0.04364 83 71 11 1
3334 Could you flip to Channel 2? I think Frosty is about to start. 1.1566 0.05279 83 74 5 4
3335 Don't mind them Susan 1.1566 0.04992 83 73 7 3
3336 They saw your homemade scarves on Pinterest. 1.1566 0.04689 83 72 9 2
3337 I think they’re protesting snow globe warming. 1.1566 0.04689 83 72 9 2
3338 Um, where exactly did Buster pee when you walked him tonight? 1.1566 0.04689 83 72 9 2
3339 ICE is coming for us now 1.1566 0.04689 83 72 9 2
3340 I’m knitting as fast I can ! 1.1566 0.04364 83 71 11 1
3341 I told him to go outside and clear his head. He can come back in when he has learned to listen. 1.1566 0.05550 83 75 3 5
3342 Like moths to a flame. 1.1566 0.04014 83 70 13 0
3343 ...and you had to knit him a scarf, too. 1.1566 0.04689 83 72 9 2
3344 I’m contacting the President. They’re illegal immigrants from the North Pole. 1.1566 0.04689 83 72 9 2
3345 I think they think I'm one of them. 1.1566 0.04992 83 73 7 3
3346 Poor things! Let them come in out of the cold and warm up a bit. 1.1566 0.04992 83 73 7 3
3347 No more snow. Zombies. Don't worry about it. 1.1566 0.05279 83 74 5 4
3348 Don't frost my window. 1.1566 0.04992 83 73 7 3
3349 Honey, what’s the high temperature for tomorrow? 1.1566 0.04014 83 70 13 0
3350 Since my Instagram selfie with Santa, I've gained new followers on Twitter. 1.1566 0.04992 83 73 7 3
3351 You can't just give this crowd the cold shoulder. I'll order more yarn. 1.1566 0.04014 83 70 13 0
3352 Looks like your snowface photo has gone viral. 1.1566 0.04364 83 71 11 1
3353 OK, carrots, yarn...what else do we need? 1.1566 0.04364 83 71 11 1
3354 I'm ordering more carrots, knit faster... 1.1566 0.04992 83 73 7 3
3355 I wondered who bought all those carrots 1.1566 0.04689 83 72 9 2
3356 'Ignore them, as soon as we let them in, they will want to go out again' 1.1566 0.04689 83 72 9 2
3357 I thought they were moving around last night but it must have been my imagination. 1.1566 0.04193 83 73 8 2
3358 You said you wanted to spice things up in the bedroom 1.1566 0.04364 83 71 11 1
3359 Keep knitting, this says they won't go away until Spring. 1.1566 0.04689 83 72 9 2
3360 The first sign of snow is differtent this year! 1.1566 0.04689 83 72 9 2
3361 I may have given a mouse a cookie but at least I didnt knit a snowman a scarf. 1.1566 0.04689 83 72 9 2
3362 Twitter says someone told them it's warm inside. 1.1566 0.04992 83 73 7 3
3363 Should we really have eaten carrots with the dip? 1.1566 0.04689 83 72 9 2
3364 Let me check Amazon. If you try knitting that many scarves it'll be July before you finish. 1.1566 0.04014 83 70 13 0
3365 Just ignore them. Warm front by morning. 1.1566 0.04364 83 71 11 1
3366 Says here there is a local shortage of carrots and black olives 1.1566 0.04689 83 72 9 2
3367 Did you just accept cookies? 1.1566 0.04992 83 73 7 3
3368 Hunny, did you tune-up the snowblower? 1.1566 0.04992 83 73 7 3
3369 I built 1000 snowmen because you don't make me feel anything anymore 1.1566 0.05550 83 75 3 5
3370 What did you just order online? 1.1566 0.04992 83 73 7 3
3371 Karen, no matter how many customers you get it I won't be able to get over selling our law-firm to go into snowman apparel 1.1566 0.04364 83 71 11 1
3372 I had no idea how popular I'd be on ETSY. 1.1566 0.04689 83 72 9 2
3373 Uh...We may want to raise the heat? 1.1566 0.04689 83 72 9 2
3374 It's a Frosty revolt against global warming. 1.1566 0.04364 83 71 11 1
3375 Don't mind them they are here for my world famous chili. 1.1566 0.04689 83 72 9 2
3376 What was that neighbor kid's name again? Something with a 'C', right? 1.1566 0.04689 83 72 9 2
3377 I think we need more yarn! 1.1566 0.04014 83 70 13 0
3378 Turn the sprinklers on now, Alexa. Now! 1.1566 0.04689 83 72 9 2
3379 Didn't I tell you not to knit them hats and scarves? 1.1566 0.04689 83 72 9 2
3380 Nothing to worry about, dear. It's just the snow zombie apocalypse, melting. 1.1566 0.04992 83 73 7 3
3381 The snowflakes have organized again. 1.1566 0.04689 83 72 9 2
3382 Little Johnny wanted to construct 'Night of the Frozen Dead.' 1.1566 0.04992 83 73 7 3
3383 How many more skeins should I order? 1.1566 0.04689 83 72 9 2
3384 Tell me you've stopped tweeting about how you hate everything to do with winter. 1.1566 0.04689 83 72 9 2
3385 Global Warming? Just a hoax Dear. 1.1566 0.04689 83 72 9 2
3386 Honey, we might have that virus Snowden kept going on about. 1.1562 0.04009 96 82 13 1
3387 Long flight, Sir? 1.1548 0.05219 84 75 5 4
3388 Did you ask for carrots again? 1.1548 0.04316 84 72 11 1
3389 It’s that time of year again 1.1548 0.03970 84 71 13 0
3390 Okay, fine. I'll send them back. 1.1548 0.04637 84 73 9 2
3391 Quick Steve, get the heater 1.1548 0.04316 84 72 11 1
3392 Climate change leads to refugee crisis for North Pole 1.1548 0.04637 84 73 9 2
3393 Don't worry - that's no men. 1.1548 0.04316 84 72 11 1
3394 Quick, google Snowmen Incels 1.1548 0.04316 84 72 11 1
3395 Yes, it's the snowman apocalypse, but don't worry all they eat are the glaciers. 1.1548 0.04316 84 72 11 1
3396 Just emailed Uber Eats. The Frosties are on their way." 1.1548 0.05219 84 75 5 4
3397 They’ve come for us 1.1548 0.04316 84 72 11 1
3398 Another historic snowfall. I don't buy it. 1.1548 0.04637 84 73 9 2
3399 You know, maybe I should move our vacation up a little... 1.1548 0.04316 84 72 11 1
3400 The natives are getting restless 1.1548 0.04637 84 73 9 2
3401 I hope this lecture I'm delivering on global warming will draw a big crowd. 1.1538 0.05186 78 69 6 3
3402 That weird kid with the stuffed tiger is back 1.1538 0.04855 78 68 8 2
3403 The last time I let them in, my living room flooded. 1.1538 0.04112 78 66 12 0
3404 I forgot to get them a Christmas gift, so I opened the curtains and told them it was their new flatscreen tv. 1.1538 0.04498 78 67 10 1
3405 I can’t remember if they are like bears or mountain lions. Will you Google if we are supposed to make eye contact or not? 1.1538 0.04498 78 67 10 1
3406 There’s an avalanche of new orders; keep going before market demand dries up. 1.1529 0.04585 85 74 9 2
3407 Honey, what type of sperm bank did you say you went to? 1.1529 0.04585 85 74 9 2
3408 Don't worry honey, they'll be gone by New Year's. 1.1529 0.04269 85 73 11 1
3409 Olaf has gone viral. 1.1529 0.03927 85 72 13 0
3410 We should turn off the air conditioner. 1.1529 0.04585 85 74 9 2
3411 Turn the heat off, honey. We have visitors. 1.1529 0.04585 85 74 9 2
3412 Ms. I can't find anything about your quilting going viral. 1.1528 0.05104 72 63 7 2
3413 Don't worry, I installed carrot-proof windows. 1.1528 0.05104 72 63 7 2
3414 Don't mind them. Mommy sent chaperones again. 1.1528 0.05104 72 63 7 2
3415 The weather outside is frightful but fire is so delightful........ 1.1528 0.05474 72 64 5 3
3416 Zombie snowmen! That’ll be the day! 1.1528 0.04706 72 62 9 1
3417 We could make carrot soup. 1.1528 0.05474 72 64 5 3
3418 Ignore them, if you feed one they'll never leave 1.1528 0.05104 72 63 7 2
3419 They want to search for the elf-on-a-shelf's new location. 1.1528 0.05474 72 64 5 3
3420 I think you better google " a whole lot of snowmen". 1.1528 0.05104 72 63 7 2
3421 They still look cold. 1.1528 0.05104 72 63 7 2
3422 I don’t think they’re happy about the carrot cake... 1.1528 0.04706 72 62 9 1
3423 these snow men are to noises 1.1528 0.04706 72 62 9 1
3424 I see there is Frosty convention in town and they are looking for some after hours fun. 1.1528 0.05474 72 64 5 3
3425 Well it says here that they’re attracted to knitting. 1.1528 0.05104 72 63 7 2
3426 They’re protesting climate change - what’s the big hurry! 1.1528 0.05104 72 63 7 2
3427 that 3D printer is working well. 1.1528 0.04706 72 62 9 1
3428 It looks like the response to your 'Walking Dead' knitting blog is really starting to snowball. 1.1528 0.05474 72 64 5 3
3429 It's like giving a bear food; they'll keep coming back for more. 1.1528 0.04706 72 62 9 1
3430 I knew we shouldn't have eaten that second mushroom. 1.1528 0.05474 72 64 5 3
3431 You had to let them know you knit. 1.1528 0.05104 72 63 7 2
3432 So much for the theory about those magical silk hats they wore. 1.1528 0.05104 72 63 7 2
3433 I told you, they breed like rabbits 1.1528 0.05104 72 63 7 2
3434 Fine, but where's Waldo? 1.1528 0.04706 72 62 9 1
3435 I don't care if it is colder in here than out there. I'm still not putting on the heating. 1.1528 0.05104 72 63 7 2
3436 Honey, I thought you said the toxic site was deemed safe! 1.1528 0.05104 72 63 7 2
3437 Since your auto-correct changed it to "Polar Ice Men," you're their new savior. 1.1528 0.05104 72 63 7 2
3438 Visibility has decreased to less than six inches. 1.1528 0.05104 72 63 7 2
3439 No Idon’t think they are just carollers 1.1528 0.05104 72 63 7 2
3440 If we give out real candy next year, the neighborhood kids promise not to do this again. 1.1528 0.05104 72 63 7 2
3441 Where is Greta Thunberg? I need her out there with me next time! 1.1519 0.04797 79 69 8 2
3442 I need space, Gary. 1.1519 0.04797 79 69 8 2
3443 Where is my Tesla dude? 1.1519 0.04064 79 67 12 0
3444 Carl, I think I know why I've been feeling such a frosty glare. 1.1519 0.04445 79 68 10 1
3445 I told you not to knit a scarf for that one snowman. 1.1519 0.04797 79 69 8 2
3446 How many did you order? Cause I'm only making two more hats. 1.1519 0.04797 79 69 8 2
3447 Honey? Crank the heat it's the zombie snowman apocalypse. 1.1519 0.04797 79 69 8 2
3448 You really need to stop ordering snowmen on Amazon 1.1519 0.04445 79 68 10 1
3449 I think you've got the wrong house. 1.1519 0.04445 79 68 10 1
3450 Don't worry the warm weather will get rid of them. 1.1519 0.04445 79 68 10 1
3451 If you have seen one, you have seen them all! 1.1519 0.04445 79 68 10 1
3452 I warned you about charity outside the family, When you give one of "them" a free scarf, you can bet the rest feel entitled to theirs too. 1.1519 0.04064 79 67 12 0
3453 Why are they so nosey? 1.1519 0.04445 79 68 10 1
3454 Tell them I'll only negotiate with the Shop Steward. 1.1519 0.04445 79 68 10 1
3455 Honey, the icemen cometh. 1.1519 0.04797 79 69 8 2
3456 Fred,I think it's going to be a long winter. 1.1519 0.04445 79 68 10 1
3457 Snowmen we are ....so ...how about some SNOWWOMEN! 1.1519 0.04445 79 68 10 1
3458 Looking for their snow queen I suppose. 1.1519 0.04445 79 68 10 1
3459 We want the Campbell’s soup, Karen. 1.1519 0.04064 79 67 12 0
3460 Tell them that the coal will be here tomorrow, according to Amazon. 1.1519 0.04064 79 67 12 0
3461 Darling, you start getting these hallucinations every year about this time, but they always seem to melt away come spring. 1.1519 0.04445 79 68 10 1
3462 Just received Frosty's email... "Sorry, without me and my Silk Hat the Flashmob has to be cancelled". 1.1519 0.04064 79 67 12 0
3463 It was the night before Xmas, and all around the house were snowmen peeking inside the house... 1.1519 0.04445 79 68 10 1
3464 I couldn’t sleep last night. 1.1519 0.05124 79 70 6 3
3465 More climate change protesters? 1.1519 0.04445 79 68 10 1
3466 We're not the only ones threatened by climate change. 1.1519 0.04064 79 67 12 0
3467 Look at all the snowmen. 1.1519 0.05124 79 70 6 3
3468 They look cold, go ahead give them the popsicles 1.1519 0.05124 79 70 6 3
3469 Mhm. 100 angry snowmen? Sure there are, babe. 1.1519 0.04445 79 68 10 1
3470 You think they can see us?" "Shh! Quiet, Gary... 1.1519 0.04797 79 69 8 2
3471 It says here, Netflix’s production of The Iceman Cometh snowballed out of control. 1.1519 0.04797 79 69 8 2
3472 Honey, I’m going to need more yarn... 1.1519 0.04445 79 68 10 1
3473 As long as it's their noses that are pointy, and not their hoods. 1.1519 0.04445 79 68 10 1
3474 They seem to have formed their own block association. 1.1519 0.04445 79 68 10 1
3475 Now I see why your parents moved to Florida. 1.1519 0.04797 79 69 8 2
3476 These ancient reincarnation incantations sound so strange when read aloud 1.1519 0.04445 79 68 10 1
3477 No Alice, I don't think there is a Night of The Living Snowmen on Netflex. 1.1519 0.04445 79 68 10 1
3478 Just give 'em the cold shoulder! 1.1519 0.04445 79 68 10 1
3479 We’ve come for your hygge 1.1519 0.04445 79 68 10 1
3480 They multiply like rabbits 1.1519 0.04064 79 67 12 0
3481 Oh no, the Frosty family has arrived and I haven't finished knitting enough scarfs and caps. 1.1519 0.04445 79 68 10 1
3482 The weather for tomorrow is sunny. They'll soon be puddles of their former self. 1.1519 0.05124 79 70 6 3
3483 This just says ‘jolly’ and ‘happy’ but nothing about intimidation. 1.1519 0.04445 79 68 10 1
3484 It's the night of the frozen dead, Dear. 1.1519 0.04445 79 68 10 1
3485 Wow! Amazon delivered them before they melted! 1.1519 0.04445 79 68 10 1
3486 It’s 2019 and still all about white men. 1.1519 0.04445 79 68 10 1
3487 NOAA says we'll get some weird weather. 1.1519 0.04797 79 69 8 2
3488 Where's that damn climate change everyone's been talking so much about? 1.1519 0.04445 79 68 10 1
3489 I have heard of a Polar Vortex, but what is a Polar Protest? 1.1519 0.04445 79 68 10 1
3490 Trump says they're a tired, poor, huddled mass of snowpeople who can't stand on their own two feet. 1.1519 0.04797 79 69 8 2
3491 Dear, I'm afraid fans of your blog may be only seasonal. 1.1519 0.04797 79 69 8 2
3492 Still no corncob pipe sales. What a disaster. 1.1519 0.05124 79 70 6 3
3493 Sigh ... I long for the pitchfork and torch crowd. 1.1519 0.04445 79 68 10 1
3494 At this rate we should be OK, but can you knit a little faster 1.1519 0.04445 79 68 10 1
3495 The weather outside is, and I can't stress this enough, frightening. 1.1519 0.04797 79 69 8 2
3496 Honey, you paid the heating bill right? 1.1519 0.04064 79 67 12 0
3497 Cute? Well I see a springtime pile of soggy wool, coal and raccoons eating rotting carrots. 1.1519 0.04445 79 68 10 1
3498 what makes you think that you are being watched ? 1.1519 0.04445 79 68 10 1
3499 I'm not done typing - besides, if you've seen one snowman, you've seen them all" 1.1519 0.04797 79 69 8 2
3500 But I just asked Alexa to order carrots! 1.1519 0.04064 79 67 12 0
3501 Honey, whatever happened to button noses? 1.1519 0.04445 79 68 10 1
3502 I think they're back to watch the end of Frosty the Snowman. 1.1519 0.04064 79 67 12 0
3503 Perhaps we should rethink the AirBnB igloo. 1.1519 0.04445 79 68 10 1
3504 Fox News says the report of snowmen migrating North due to global warming is a left wing conspiracy! 1.1519 0.04797 79 69 8 2
3505 No, WeatherBug says nothing about a Frosty alert. 1.1519 0.04445 79 68 10 1
3506 Must be climate change. 1.1519 0.04064 79 67 12 0
3507 Night of the frozen to death 1.1519 0.04445 79 68 10 1
3508 Apparently they come from a land down under. 1.1519 0.04064 79 67 12 0
3509 They heard that you are are denying global warming 1.1519 0.04445 79 68 10 1
3510 Honey, stop tweeting about Moscow Mitch. 1.1519 0.04797 79 69 8 2
3511 Did you invite all of Frosty's family again this year? 1.1519 0.04064 79 67 12 0
3512 So you were flipping between "Night of the Living Dead," "Frozen," and "Ghostbusters," and just when the Ghostbuster thinks of the Marshmallow Man, you thought of all three, and this is what you got 1.1519 0.04797 79 69 8 2
3513 What happened to "Who reads warning labels on yarn, Todd?" Now look where that's got you, Margot! 1.1519 0.04445 79 68 10 1
3514 Looks like the neighbors fed the snowman after midnight again. 1.1519 0.04445 79 68 10 1
3515 Neighborhood Watch has gone undercover. 1.1519 0.04445 79 68 10 1
3516 it says here the yarn shortage should last until spring 1.1519 0.05124 79 70 6 3
3517 Not finding anything on the interet...you're just gonna have to knit faster. 1.1519 0.05124 79 70 6 3
3518 Honey, did it snow last night? Yes, and I found the carrots. 1.1519 0.04445 79 68 10 1
3519 I told you the sign wouldn't do any good, honey. You'll just have to keep knitting until April. 1.1519 0.04445 79 68 10 1
3520 Karen, what are you starring at... I thought I told you to lay off the shrooms" 1.1519 0.04797 79 69 8 2
3521 How much did you tip the one who came last year? 1.1519 0.04797 79 69 8 2
3522 Season's Greetings. 1.1519 0.04445 79 68 10 1
3523 But they don't look frightened by climate change. 1.1519 0.04797 79 69 8 2
3524 No, I didn’t build a snowman. 1.1519 0.05124 79 70 6 3
3525 I told you if you knit a scarf for one, they're all going to want one. 1.1519 0.05124 79 70 6 3
3526 OH, so that's who the porch pirates are! 1.1519 0.04064 79 67 12 0
3527 Look it's not so bad, they could be singing 1.1519 0.04064 79 67 12 0
3528 They made a typo. They said we will have heavy "Frosty." 1.1519 0.04797 79 69 8 2
3529 Honey, I'm gonna need some more yarn. 1.1519 0.04797 79 69 8 2
3530 Man, the neighborhood children do not get assigned enough homework. 1.1519 0.04797 79 69 8 2
3531 The weather outside is indeed frightful 1.1519 0.04445 79 68 10 1
3532 Are you sure we can't make space for them in the spare room? 1.1519 0.04445 79 68 10 1
3533 Do you think they are Democrats or Republicans? 1.1519 0.05124 79 70 6 3
3534 Don't worry—their bark is worse than their frostbite. 1.1519 0.04445 79 68 10 1
3535 "Holy Moly Honey, did you know our neighbors were this cold when you bought this house ?" 1.1519 0.04445 79 68 10 1
3536 Do you see what I see, Robbie? 1.1519 0.04445 79 68 10 1
3537 Ignore them. They'll melt in the morning. 1.1519 0.04445 79 68 10 1
3538 I know it’s Christmas, but if I let them in, they’ll melt. 1.1519 0.04064 79 67 12 0
3539 Not now honey...finishing my piece on a parallel universe. 1.1519 0.05124 79 70 6 3
3540 "I don't see anything about it on Flash Mob. 1.1519 0.04797 79 69 8 2
3541 Alert: Snowthings Flash Mob at same address. 1.1519 0.04797 79 69 8 2
3542 They're here with a petition on global warming. 1.1519 0.04064 79 67 12 0
3543 This is why we need quotas....... 1.1519 0.04797 79 69 8 2
3544 It was the only thing I could think of to use up all the carrots from my garden. 1.1519 0.04064 79 67 12 0
3545 They've unionized and they all expect a knitted hat. 1.1519 0.04797 79 69 8 2
3546 Nothing to worry about, 40 degrees tomorrow . 1.1519 0.04445 79 68 10 1
3547 'Tis the season. Hordes of beggars in cheap suits. 1.1519 0.05124 79 70 6 3
3548 My doctor says ED is treatable. 1.1519 0.05124 79 70 6 3
3549 Quite frankly dear, I don't like the chill in the air. 1.1519 0.04445 79 68 10 1
3550 Roy, I think the tall boy in the middle is our son Henry. 1.1519 0.04797 79 69 8 2
3551 They're predicting a zombie snowpocalypse. 1.1519 0.04445 79 68 10 1
3552 Honey, can you Google “zombie snowpocalypse?” 1.1519 0.04797 79 69 8 2
3553 Sticking that extra carrot on him last year seemed funny; now look what you’ve done. 1.1519 0.04064 79 67 12 0
3554 Having our town chosen for a Walking Dead wintertime sequel isn't working out as I envisioned. 1.1519 0.04445 79 68 10 1
3555 Fortunately, snowman zombies only want to eat your carrots. 1.1519 0.05124 79 70 6 3
3556 Ignore them. They’re just fair weather white supremacists. 1.1519 0.04797 79 69 8 2
3557 It's the wage freeze -- they feel snowed under by inflation. 1.1519 0.04797 79 69 8 2
3558 Not sure, but think all the Snowflake posts have had a consequence .. should I switch to bleeding heart libtards . .advise . . 1.1519 0.04445 79 68 10 1
3559 Snow-day delivery, so fast! 1.1519 0.04064 79 67 12 0
3560 Says here it’s gonna be 85 degrees tomorrow, so...you know, problem solved. 1.1519 0.04064 79 67 12 0
3561 Dear, where do you keep your corn cob pipes? 1.1519 0.04064 79 67 12 0
3562 Those Trump Loyalists Never Give Up. 1.1519 0.04797 79 69 8 2
3563 Depends on whether they're legal------ 1.1519 0.04445 79 68 10 1
3564 I don’t know how they found out it was my idea to run the contest for best video of demolishing a snowman. I am shutting it down right now! 1.1519 0.04445 79 68 10 1
3565 Won't you come out and play with us? 1.1519 0.04445 79 68 10 1
3566 -I told you, babe, once you help one of them, you will have to help all of them! 1.1519 0.04797 79 69 8 2
3567 They're here to see the last episode of "Watchmen." 1.1519 0.04445 79 68 10 1
3568 -- When C-SPAN is on TV 1.1519 0.04445 79 68 10 1
3569 Sorry, I meant to order a twenty-four karat ring. 1.1519 0.04797 79 69 8 2
3570 BEHOLD! THE SNOWMAN WHO IS NOT THERE, AND THE SNOWMAN WHO IS WALDO 1.1519 0.04797 79 69 8 2
3571 Don't worry! They say global warming is coming faster than they expected... 1.1519 0.04445 79 68 10 1
3572 No link for snowmen removal services. 1.1519 0.04064 79 67 12 0
3573 Baby, I know it's cold, but if they keep hearing you say it, they're going to keep calling you a snowflake. 1.1519 0.04064 79 67 12 0
3574 Can I turn up the thermostat to above freezing now? 1.1519 0.04064 79 67 12 0
3575 I thought our casting call read "Outstanding Showmen." 1.1519 0.04445 79 68 10 1
3576 It's the white supremacists again. 1.1519 0.04445 79 68 10 1
3577 Of course vegans can eat snow cones. 1.1519 0.04445 79 68 10 1
3578 Time to stop knitting. 1.1519 0.05124 79 70 6 3
3579 Oh yeah, that’s it—carrots. We’re out of carrots. 1.1519 0.04445 79 68 10 1
3580 Honey, did you remember to get a snowblower? 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
3581 I told you if you give them money once they'll never leave. 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
3582 Honey, we’re going to need that roasted carrot recipe again. 1.1515 0.05395 66 58 6 2
3583 Honey, you may want to knit faster! 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
3584 They think I'm their God. 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
3585 Wikipedia says it started when they cloned Frosty. 1.1512 0.04535 86 75 9 2
3586 And you thought we were cold? 1.1512 0.04223 86 74 11 1
3587 Greta told us she was serious. 1.1512 0.04535 86 75 9 2
3588 I’m too tired now. I’ll shovel in the morning. 1.1512 0.04535 86 75 9 2
3589 Told you earth Is flat. 1.1507 0.05403 73 65 5 3
3590 ‘Its only a small step sir’ 1.1507 0.05038 73 64 7 2
3591 It is hard to sing Christmas carols with no mouths 1.1507 0.05403 73 65 5 3
3592 According to Ancestry you are related to Frosty 1.1507 0.05403 73 65 5 3
3593 So, Netflix or Amazon Prime Video? 1.1507 0.05038 73 64 7 2
3594 Maybe you oughta' think twice about composing your next 'climate change is a hoax' email.... 1.1507 0.05038 73 64 7 2
3595 Somebody wants to come in out of the cold 1.1507 0.05038 73 64 7 2
3596 I realize this may not be ideal timing but I think I found Waldo. 1.1507 0.05038 73 64 7 2
3597 You’ll be alright, just don’t do anything Naughty. 1.1507 0.05038 73 64 7 2
3598 Not to worry, it's just another climate change protest from the Frosty's. 1.1507 0.05744 73 66 3 4
3599 Must be the weather! 1.1507 0.05038 73 64 7 2
3600 I brought my friends 1.1507 0.05403 73 65 5 3
3601 I'm representing them in a unfair working conditions suit!' 1.1507 0.05403 73 65 5 3
3602 You're right. I did order 200 Frosties on FoodDude, not 2. 1.1507 0.04645 73 63 9 1
3603 The forecast says you’re going to have to knit faster. 1.1507 0.05038 73 64 7 2
3604 The blinds won't arrive before the 26th. 1.1507 0.05038 73 64 7 2
3605 We're never buying yarn and carrots from Costo again. 1.1500 0.05063 80 71 6 3
3606 It's better to ignore than try to understand 1.1500 0.04394 80 69 10 1
3607 This is because I didn't donate to the Salvation Army, isn't it? 1.1500 0.05063 80 71 6 3
3608 Frosty told them all that knit has way more magic than silk. 1.1500 0.04740 80 70 8 2
3609 Let's see if we can Google our way out of this little knitting pet project of yours. 1.1500 0.04740 80 70 8 2
3610 Fine. Let's make a baby. 1.1500 0.04394 80 69 10 1
3611 Um, Greg, the snow Zombies you ordered from Amazon are here! 1.1500 0.04394 80 69 10 1
3612 What did I tell you about feeding strays? 1.1500 0.04394 80 69 10 1
3613 Says here the cold snap ends tonight. Could be 40s the rest of the week. 1.1500 0.04017 80 68 12 0
3614 There’s no such thing as Snowmancon, dear. 1.1500 0.04740 80 70 8 2
3615 That's odd. It says here that there's a nationwide shortage of carrots this holiday season. 1.1500 0.04394 80 69 10 1
3616 No, I dont feel a chill. Do you? 1.1500 0.05063 80 71 6 3
3617 Looks like I accidentally ordered 100 instead of 1 on Amazon 1.1500 0.04740 80 70 8 2
3618 The Snowmen Choir pays their annual visit to sing Frosty The Snowman. 1.1500 0.04394 80 69 10 1
3619 I told you we shouldn’t have moved to Mississippi. 1.1500 0.04740 80 70 8 2
3620 Well, I googled snowpocalypse and this is NOT what it says it is 1.1500 0.04394 80 69 10 1
3621 All right Madame Defarge, I see what you’re up to. 1.1500 0.04394 80 69 10 1
3622 OK, OK! I'll make a donation and go out and tell them we'll serve the tequila neat next time. 1.1500 0.04394 80 69 10 1
3623 Next year, I am not agreeing to knit scarves for every snowman Billy makes. 1.1500 0.04017 80 68 12 0
3624 '..enough with the Goddamn magic hats! 1.1500 0.04394 80 69 10 1
3625 Honey, I thought you said you shoveled outside... 1.1500 0.04394 80 69 10 1
3626 28 Snow Days Later 1.1500 0.04740 80 70 8 2
3627 I don’t know if I should keep knitting hats or just pray for an early Spring. 1.1500 0.04740 80 70 8 2
3628 Do you know a guild of snowmen? 1.1500 0.04394 80 69 10 1
3629 Which version of "It's Cold Outside" is this? 1.1500 0.04394 80 69 10 1
3630 I knew a ground floor apartment was a bad idea. 1.1500 0.04017 80 68 12 0
3631 Still think the "White Walker Family Reunion" sign is funny, Diane? 1.1500 0.04394 80 69 10 1
3632 I know we have a deadline to catch up on, but the snowmen's cries- they get to me. It's the holidays! We should be resting! 1.1500 0.04740 80 70 8 2
3633 They’ll melt. I’m worried about Easter. 1.1500 0.04394 80 69 10 1
3634 No, no snow in the forecast, why do you ask? 1.1500 0.04740 80 70 8 2
3635 As long as they don't have mouths were safe. 1.1500 0.04017 80 68 12 0
3636 Honey, we always knew people were going to stare. 1.1500 0.04394 80 69 10 1
3637 Yeah, I got the idea from Qin Shi Huang... 1.1500 0.05063 80 71 6 3
3638 Don’t worry dear, I’m only halfway through the „1001 things to do when the ‹ 1-Click buying › button is stuck“ 1.1500 0.04740 80 70 8 2
3639 yeah hi we’re pissed. 1.1494 0.04775 87 77 7 3
3640 One size melts all. 1.1486 0.05333 74 66 5 3
3641 They don't send us their best. Some in this caravan are abominable. 1.1486 0.04587 74 64 9 1
3642 Seriously. Why do we always keep it so cold in here? 1.1481 0.04685 81 71 8 2
3643 I think our kids have a message about climate change. 1.1481 0.05003 81 72 6 3
3644 They want a hostage. 1.1481 0.04685 81 71 8 2
3645 I guess you can strike out 'carrots' from our grocery list. 1.1481 0.04343 81 70 10 1
3646 Looking at our beach pictures -- remember that extra-large snow-cone? 1.1481 0.04685 81 71 8 2
3647 Hon, I think we need a new firewall. 1.1481 0.04343 81 70 10 1
3648 Did you say that new kid next door was named Calvin? 1.1481 0.04343 81 70 10 1
3649 They heard you say you were getting out the snowblower 1.1481 0.04343 81 70 10 1
3650 I'll go out and shovel. 1.1477 0.04133 88 76 11 1
3651 Where the hell did they leave the Maple Syrup? 1.1467 0.04530 75 65 9 1
3652 Here I found it ; what to do in case of... 1.1467 0.04113 75 64 11 0
3653 Should we offer them a warm place to sleep? 1.1467 0.04530 75 65 9 1
3654 Must watch T.V. 1.1467 0.04530 75 65 9 1
3655 I listened. Last year you said those birthday flamingos were tacky. 1.1467 0.04530 75 65 9 1
3656 Apparently it’s happening to all of us in the industry. I don’t understand it. What the heck do they think their eyes are made of? 1.1467 0.04530 75 65 9 1
3657 I'm seeing a lot of activity on your Etsy shop. 1.1467 0.04911 75 66 7 2
3658 Are they looking for shelter from the snow squall? 1.1467 0.04113 75 64 11 0
3659 They want to use our wi-fi signal. 1.1467 0.04530 75 65 9 1
3660 Don't worry they're vegetarian. They're probably after the cookies. 1.1467 0.04530 75 65 9 1
3661 Wow, my program update worked better than I expected. 1.1467 0.04530 75 65 9 1
3662 I keep pasting the word "snowman," but nothing happens. 1.1467 0.04113 75 64 11 0
3663 If it makes you feel any better, they'll all be gone in a few months. 1.1467 0.04530 75 65 9 1
3664 Don't worry, they'll melt in a few weeks." 1.1467 0.04530 75 65 9 1
3665 Everyone always agrees with me at the office so when I blew out the candles I wished for 50 or so no men. 1.1463 0.04293 82 71 10 1
3666 Sweetie, what was the count on those old silk hats you found? 1.1463 0.04293 82 71 10 1
3667 Trust me, if you invite them in to warm up, they’ll never leave. 1.1463 0.04631 82 72 8 2
3668 I wish we had more time for my passion projects... 1.1463 0.03927 82 70 12 0
3669 It's sport, fun, and a passive-agressive way to remind you how I feel regarding your never-ending woolly hat collection at the same time. 1.1463 0.04293 82 71 10 1
3670 At least the birds are gone. 1.1463 0.04293 82 71 10 1
3671 He gets a scarf! 1.1461 0.04673 89 79 7 3
3672 I couldn't find Jack Frost on our adreslist, so I used his facebook account for inviting him ? ...Why do you ask darling? 1.1461 0.04391 89 78 9 2
3673 I'm knitting as fast as I can fellas! 1.1449 0.05172 69 61 6 2
3674 Fine, you were right: make one a scarf and next thing you know, they’ll get all creepy on you. 1.1449 0.05569 69 62 4 3
3675 Told you not to put the “Meet your maker” sign on the door. 1.1449 0.05172 69 61 6 2
3676 Honey, as our Tinder for swingers profile pic you didn't use that winter vacation pic of us by any chance, did you? 1.1449 0.05172 69 61 6 2
3677 Carrots for dinner is not an option. 1.1449 0.05569 69 62 4 3
3678 I told you Darlene....They aren't listed on the side effects. 1.1447 0.04850 76 67 7 2
3679 Do you think they're realtors?" 1.1447 0.04850 76 67 7 2
3680 Honey, do you still have you old flamethrower? 1.1447 0.04063 76 65 11 0
3681 I just ordered some holiday cheer from spookyfrosty.com. 1.1447 0.04474 76 66 9 1
3682 Looks like Frosty brought more friends to the knitting circle. 1.1447 0.04063 76 65 11 0
3683 We really should build that wall on the Canadian border. 1.1447 0.04850 76 67 7 2
3684 You think we’ve taken knitting and holiday cheer too far? 1.1446 0.04578 83 73 8 2
3685 Just the homeowners' assnowciation 1.1446 0.04578 83 73 8 2
3686 I just ordered the "Snowman's Apprentice Surprise Package". 1.1446 0.04245 83 72 10 1
3687 Sorry, 13 just sends us up and back down. 1.1429 0.04419 77 67 9 1
3688 Next year we’ll winter in Florida 1.1429 0.04790 77 68 7 2
3689 These white guys are looking at me like climate change is a hoax. 1.1429 0.04790 77 68 7 2
3690 Which one's supposed to be Parson Brown? 1.1429 0.04419 77 67 9 1
3691 I believe you mean, a bunch of “snowpeople” . 1.1429 0.04014 77 66 11 0
3692 Just keep an eye on the duck. 1.1429 0.04790 77 68 7 2
3693 I can't believe it's so dark outside, it's only 4:30. 1.1429 0.04790 77 68 7 2
3694 Honey, do we have any ice? 1.1429 0.04790 77 68 7 2
3695 Your Etsy shop is blowing up! 1.1429 0.04790 77 68 7 2
3696 'Yes, honey, one-day shipping for that flamethrower. 1.1429 0.04419 77 67 9 1
3697 Any chance you’re knitting something for me? 1.1429 0.04419 77 67 9 1
3698 Why the sudden interest in turning up the thermostat? 1.1429 0.04790 77 68 7 2
3699 Honey, I don’t think I have enough yarn 1.1429 0.04014 77 66 11 0
3700 I don’t want them to get cold! 1.1429 0.04014 77 66 11 0
3701 Your wife only knitted one scarf? Man, you do have a problem. 1.1429 0.04419 77 67 9 1
3702 You can't exactly call them "Peeping Toms." 1.1429 0.04419 77 67 9 1
3703 Keep knitting darls,it's awfully cold out there. 1.1429 0.04790 77 68 7 2
3704 Stop knitting them hats and they’ll go away. 1.1429 0.04419 77 67 9 1
3705 Ignore them, they're just nosey 1.1429 0.04790 77 68 7 2
3706 Sometimes I feel like there is nothing but white people out there 1.1429 0.05135 77 69 5 3
3707 You'll never grow out of that or your stuffed tiger, will you, Calvin? 1.1429 0.05135 77 69 5 3
3708 We didn't neglect to give a holiday gift to any or our service folks did we? 1.1429 0.05135 77 69 5 3
3709 If my projection is correct you‘ll have to pull another all-nighter, dear. 1.1429 0.04419 77 67 9 1
3710 After Game of Thrones ended, for a minute there I was really hoping we might just skip right to "Spring is Coming" 1.1429 0.04419 77 67 9 1
3711 It says more yarn can’t be delivered until after New Years! 1.1429 0.04419 77 67 9 1
3712 Do you smell carrots. 1.1429 0.04419 77 67 9 1
3713 Looks like this year your Christmas knitting is having a snowball effect out there... 1.1429 0.04419 77 67 9 1
3714 Honey, maybe you should stop sending memes to Santa. 1.1429 0.04419 77 67 9 1
3715 I just typed in Snowman and Single 1.1429 0.04790 77 68 7 2
3716 Curiously, they're all named "Alexa." 1.1429 0.03841 84 72 12 0
3717 I mayyy have mentioned to Frosty that you knit like the dickens over drinks last night. 1.1429 0.05135 77 69 5 3
3718 Keep knitting, they’re getting cold.” 1.1429 0.04790 77 68 7 2
3719 I guess we sang Frosty The Snowman too many times. 1.1429 0.04419 77 67 9 1
3720 Says here Amazon’s delivering that bushel of carrots you ordered today. 1.1429 0.04419 77 67 9 1
3721 They’re hoping you’ll give them the cold shoulder! 1.1429 0.04790 77 68 7 2
3722 Looks like a high of 60 tomorrow. 1.1429 0.04790 77 68 7 2
3723 Oh, oh. The Frosty flash mob got the wrong address again. 1.1429 0.04790 77 68 7 2
3724 A warm front is moving in, they'll be gone by morning. 1.1429 0.04419 77 67 9 1
3725 Which one is different? 1.1429 0.04014 77 66 11 0
3726 The whole world is watching.... 1.1429 0.04014 77 66 11 0
3727 They’re protesting global warming 1.1429 0.04014 77 66 11 0
3728 If you fear for your safety, Margaret, I can just tell them to come back in July. 1.1429 0.04790 77 68 7 2
3729 I'm setting you up an Etsy account for when winter's over. I'm still not gonna wear 'em next year. 1.1429 0.04419 77 67 9 1
3730 Darling?... what’s the last line of that “Frosty The Snowman” song ? 1.1429 0.04419 77 67 9 1
3731 Honey, that’s noble of you but if you let them in out of the cold, they’ll put you away for mass manslaughter. 1.1429 0.04790 77 68 7 2
3732 I told you not to feed them, honey 1.1429 0.04790 77 68 7 2
3733 Do you buy GMO carrots? 1.1429 0.04419 77 67 9 1
3734 I told you global warming would end up saving us from an ice age. 1.1429 0.04790 77 68 7 2
3735 Hmmm, the news mentions a purge tonight, but nobody knows that we are here. 1.1429 0.04014 77 66 11 0
3736 Pick up the pace Sharon. They're cold. 1.1429 0.04790 77 68 7 2
3737 I told you this would happen if you didn’t face him toward the street. 1.1429 0.04790 77 68 7 2
3738 It seems there was a Christmas movie called "The Night of the Living Snowman" 1.1429 0.04790 77 68 7 2
3739 NOSEY AREN'T THEY? 1.1429 0.04419 77 67 9 1
3740 Babe I love the cookies but don't ask your brother to make another batch. 1.1429 0.05102 70 62 6 2
3741 Each of them would probably enjoy a fresh slice of carrot cake but they wouldn't be able to enjoy the aroma. 1.1429 0.04419 77 67 9 1
3742 They want snow peas. Don't they know rhinoplasty is passé? 1.1429 0.04419 77 67 9 1
3743 First the Triffids, now this. 1.1429 0.04419 77 67 9 1
3744 maybe we should turn the heat up a degree or 2 1.1429 0.04419 77 67 9 1
3745 I don't see color. 1.1429 0.04419 77 67 9 1
3746 Your yarning pals are a tight-knit bunch although a bit on the frosty side. 1.1429 0.04790 77 68 7 2
3747 No, they’re coming to get YOU, Barbara. 1.1429 0.04790 77 68 7 2
3748 I warned you baby, it's cold outside 1.1429 0.04014 77 66 11 0
3749 That relationship will only last until spring ! 1.1429 0.04419 77 67 9 1
3750 Honey, look! Our cool, nosy neighbors are visiting! 1.1429 0.04419 77 67 9 1
3751 You weren’t planning to go out until spring? 1.1429 0.04790 77 68 7 2
3752 Put it on one and now they all want a scarf! 1.1429 0.04419 77 67 9 1
3753 They’re not happy, jolly, souls, just cold. 1.1429 0.04014 77 66 11 0
3754 We need to tint our bedroom windows. 1.1429 0.04790 77 68 7 2
3755 I think they smell trouble. 1.1429 0.04419 77 67 9 1
3756 Don’t worry, they will all be gone in the spring. 1.1429 0.04419 77 67 9 1
3757 They want to unionize and replace their carrot noses with buttons like Frosty. 1.1429 0.04014 77 66 11 0
3758 Maybe it is cold outside? 1.1429 0.04419 77 67 9 1
3759 Don't worry- they have to be invited inside. 1.1429 0.05135 77 69 5 3
3760 It's just as cold inside as it is outside!" 1.1429 0.04790 77 68 7 2
3761 No honey, Snombies are no more real than Zombies. 1.1429 0.04790 77 68 7 2
3762 Darling, doubling up your microdosing never ends well. 1.1429 0.04419 77 67 9 1
3763 Just give them some of your mulled wine, they'll soon melt away 1.1429 0.04419 77 67 9 1
3764 Global warming really makes you appreciate the luxury of a good air conditioner. 1.1429 0.04790 77 68 7 2
3765 You didn’t re-gift that flamethrower did you? 1.1429 0.04790 77 68 7 2
3766 You wanted snowmen -- you feed them. 1.1429 0.04419 77 67 9 1
3767 I told you, now they all want scarves. 1.1429 0.04790 77 68 7 2
3768 Are you ready to knit mine yet? 1.1429 0.04419 77 67 9 1
3769 A new report says species formerly immune from global warming are now endangered. 1.1429 0.04790 77 68 7 2
3770 Can’t they wait in line? I’m knitting as fast as I can! 1.1429 0.04014 77 66 11 0
3771 Honey, I'm setting up an Etsy account, this is ridiculous. 1.1429 0.04014 77 66 11 0
3772 Do you think you see them again? 1.1429 0.04419 77 67 9 1
3773 Well... I guess it sounds a little like a Chas Addams cartoon. Why do you ask? 1.1429 0.04790 77 68 7 2
3774 I told you they’d all want one. 1.1429 0.04419 77 67 9 1
3775 Honey, can’t shoveling wait until the morning? 1.1429 0.04419 77 67 9 1
3776 Be patient, global warming will take care of them. 1.1429 0.04014 77 66 11 0
3777 The eyes? Made out of coal, I think? Does that rhyme? 1.1429 0.04419 77 67 9 1
3778 It's either a global warming protest or a flash mob called by the Carrot Growers' Association. 1.1429 0.04419 77 67 9 1
3779 One step closer and I'm getting out my carrot peeler. 1.1429 0.04419 77 67 9 1
3780 "Be salty all you want, the snowflakes are here to stay" 1.1429 0.04419 77 67 9 1
3781 Yeah, Bobby did say he met some new friends on his way home from school today. Why do you ask? 1.1429 0.04790 77 68 7 2
3782 Google says 1.1429 0.04014 77 66 11 0
3783 I thought it was going to be a zombie apocalypse, dear. 1.1429 0.04790 77 68 7 2
3784 Not to worry, they're better off out there than in here. 1.1429 0.04419 77 67 9 1
3785 Your subjects are waiting, Ice Princess. 1.1429 0.04419 77 67 9 1
3786 The Icemen Cometh, Charles. My knitted hats have obviously gone viral. 1.1429 0.04419 77 67 9 1
3787 It’s getting weird again, honey. 1.1429 0.04419 77 67 9 1
3788 They want the lyrics changed, now! 1.1429 0.04419 77 67 9 1
3789 Just ignore them— eventually they'll melt away. 1.1429 0.04790 77 68 7 2
3790 They're getting a little out of hand, despite not having any. 1.1429 0.04790 77 68 7 2
3791 What do you mean they're "my people"? 1.1429 0.04790 77 68 7 2
3792 Honey, it's the global warming police 1.1429 0.04419 77 67 9 1
3793 Amazon sells a pack of 52 skeins for 33 dollars. How many should I order? 1.1429 0.04790 77 68 7 2
3794 I warned you, give one of them a corncob pipe and the next thing you know they're all at your doorstep. 1.1429 0.04419 77 67 9 1
3795 Since half have snowballs and half do not, we do have gender diversity. 1.1429 0.04419 77 67 9 1
3796 Those 'jolly happy souls' just tweeted their demands. Knit faster or they'll riot. 1.1429 0.04790 77 68 7 2
3797 They must think it's a flat-screen, dear 1.1429 0.04419 77 67 9 1
3798 If we just ignore them, they’ll go away. 1.1429 0.04419 77 67 9 1
3799 Let's just stay in until Spring. 1.1429 0.04014 77 66 11 0
3800 It says here that the only way to kill them is to take out their carrot and stab them with it. 1.1429 0.04419 77 67 9 1
3801 Honestly I did a pretty good job ignoring them until they learned that Sarah McLachlan song. 1.1429 0.04419 77 67 9 1
3802 I ‘m turning on the sprinklers. 1.1429 0.04014 77 66 11 0
3803 Is it even possible? Zombie snowmen! 1.1429 0.04790 77 68 7 2
3804 Turn up the thermostat. Maybe they'll go away. 1.1429 0.04419 77 67 9 1
3805 It's time for the zombie snowman exterminator again. 1.1429 0.04014 77 66 11 0
3806 Don’t turn around. You had to call them ice terrorists 1.1429 0.04419 77 67 9 1
3807 Quick! Check Google and find out if melted snowmen can come back to life. 1.1429 0.04790 77 68 7 2
3808 Don't worry, Honey. Just don't let then bite you. 1.1429 0.04014 77 66 11 0
3809 It gets worse as things start warming up... 1.1429 0.04790 77 68 7 2
3810 Is it just me or are they ABOMINABLE snowmen? 1.1429 0.04419 77 67 9 1
3811 The internet says close your curtains and pray for rain. 1.1429 0.04014 77 66 11 0
3812 I don't understand how they knew we were throwing a "Snow Ball" when they weren't on the invitation list. 1.1429 0.04014 77 66 11 0
3813 I thought sperm donations were confidential 1.1429 0.04790 77 68 7 2
3814 I invited a few show friends over.. oops, damn autocorrect! 1.1429 0.04419 77 67 9 1
3815 Dont worry Katy, they wont be homeless come Spring. 1.1429 0.04014 77 66 11 0
3816 I SAID ORDER A SNOWCONE MAKER,NOT A SNOWMAN MAKER 1.1429 0.04014 77 66 11 0
3817 Isn’t there supposed to be a panda hidden in that crowd? 1.1429 0.04419 77 67 9 1
3818 Excuse me, can you please tell Netflix you're still watching? 1.1429 0.04790 77 68 7 2
3819 Who'da thought there were so many carrots out there at this time of year? 1.1429 0.04790 77 68 7 2
3820 I think the kids are getting bored with playing outside 1.1429 0.04790 77 68 7 2
3821 Knit all you want it just seems like hats and scarves made out of snow would be more practical. 1.1429 0.04790 77 68 7 2
3822 They said our new neighbors were cold but they seem pretty friendly to me. 1.1429 0.04419 77 67 9 1
3823 When coldness inside ourselves is more than the outside 1.1429 0.04014 77 66 11 0
3824 That's not what I imagined when they said "Winter Is Coming". 1.1429 0.04790 77 68 7 2
3825 “It’s just another climate change denial rally. They’ll be gone soon.” 1.1429 0.04790 77 68 7 2
3826 Just ignore them they want inside for the freezer. 1.1429 0.04790 77 68 7 2
3827 Why the cold shoulder honey? 1.1429 0.04419 77 67 9 1
3828 I hate people who keep poking their noses into our business. 1.1429 0.04419 77 67 9 1
3829 Wikipedia doesn't say anything about them traveling in packs. 1.1429 0.04014 77 66 11 0
3830 Here we go, 'How to Roast Carrots over a Coal Fire'. 1.1429 0.04790 77 68 7 2
3831 That Person of the Year award has got them even more stirred up about the issue. 1.1429 0.05135 77 69 5 3
3832 Honey, did you get a snow blower? 1.1429 0.04790 77 68 7 2
3833 Check myweather.com, Arthur. Our only hope is a warm front. 1.1429 0.04790 77 68 7 2
3834 I think the neighborhood kids are trying something new with their caroling this year. 1.1429 0.04419 77 67 9 1
3835 Marvin, did you post our snow blower on ebay? 1.1429 0.04790 77 68 7 2
3836 It says snow people have been known to attack humans without warning, but most likely they just want to watch the shopping channel. 1.1429 0.04419 77 67 9 1
3837 How did they find out you're a plastic surgeon 1.1429 0.04014 77 66 11 0
3838 Just give them the scarf! 1.1429 0.04014 77 66 11 0
3839 Every year the carolers seem to want more and more of our pudding. 1.1429 0.04014 77 66 11 0
3840 Should I serve carrots for dinner tomorrow? 1.1429 0.04419 77 67 9 1
3841 no worries, once morning comes, all your fears will melt away 1.1429 0.04419 77 67 9 1
3842 Poor dears. They want to come inside. They don't know what is good for them. 1.1429 0.04419 77 67 9 1
3843 Word on the street is that you got me a snowblower for Christmas. 1.1429 0.04014 77 66 11 0
3844 You put up one trump flag... 1.1429 0.04419 77 67 9 1
3845 Close the curtains. Those icy stares are beginning to annoy me. 1.1429 0.04419 77 67 9 1
3846 Remember how all those old Christmas specials were being "re-animated"...? 1.1429 0.05135 77 69 5 3
3847 Nothing to fear; they're just curious about why we don't melt. 1.1429 0.04014 77 66 11 0
3848 Just three more beanies to go... 1.1429 0.04790 77 68 7 2
3849 The EPA says that Global Warming will decimate all Arctic populations, without exception. 1.1429 0.04790 77 68 7 2
3850 Honey, your vegan friends turned really pale... 1.1429 0.04419 77 67 9 1
3851 Don't let them in honey, they'll make a mess all over the floor. 1.1429 0.04419 77 67 9 1
3852 I don't think they drink hot chocolate. 1.1429 0.04419 77 67 9 1
3853 Looks like the new neighbors have rolled in 1.1429 0.04014 77 66 11 0
3854 I was hoping for less interested activists on global warming! 1.1429 0.04419 77 67 9 1
3855 Don't get cold feet 1.1429 0.04419 77 67 9 1
3856 It will all be over when the sun comes out. 1.1429 0.04790 77 68 7 2
3857 “Demand is high. But when we send an invoice, they disappear.” 1.1429 0.04790 77 68 7 2
3858 I told you that, like seagulls and chips, you can't clothe just one! 1.1429 0.04014 77 66 11 0
3859 So that's where all my carrots went 1.1429 0.04790 77 68 7 2
3860 Once they thaw, we can do carrot soup. But the coal fire will be subject to carbon emission constraints. 1.1429 0.04790 77 68 7 2
3861 Honey, are you sure that Amazon Prime order was correct? 1.1429 0.04419 77 67 9 1
3862 Who says you can’t sell a walk-in freezer in the online classifieds. 1.1429 0.04419 77 67 9 1
3863 Does that snow cone website have cookies? 1.1429 0.04527 84 74 8 2
3864 Where did you say you got that yarn from again 1.1429 0.04014 77 66 11 0
3865 That's what happens when you feed one of them, Celeste. They bring the whole family. 1.1429 0.04419 77 67 9 1
3866 Yeah, I blogged about how creepy Frosty was. Why? 1.1429 0.04419 77 67 9 1
3867 It looks like I'll be knitting scarves until spring. 1.1429 0.04419 77 67 9 1
3868 The kids were busy outside in the new snow. 1.1429 0.04790 77 68 7 2
3869 Looks like they ordered online. 1.1429 0.04419 77 67 9 1
3870 We pretended one snowman was Parson Brown; now he shows up with a whole congregation. 1.1429 0.04790 77 68 7 2
3871 What exactly did you post about my winter knitting? 1.1429 0.04419 77 67 9 1
3872 Honey, what'd you give the kids? 1.1429 0.04014 77 66 11 0
3873 i don't knew WHAT they want And the cat is missing! 1.1429 0.04014 77 66 11 0
3874 Ironically, according to this here, they are insulating our house, R32, but will be a flood hazard by spring... 1.1429 0.04419 77 67 9 1
3875 We should build a snowwoman. 1.1429 0.04419 77 67 9 1
3876 Relax. They'll be gone by Summer. 1.1429 0.04419 77 67 9 1
3877 But Thierry, they have the right to a decent pension plan! 1.1429 0.04790 77 68 7 2
3878 They’re just gathering for the Snow Ball. 1.1429 0.04419 77 67 9 1
3879 You'll be needing more yarn, dear. 1.1429 0.04419 77 67 9 1
3880 We already keep the house below 68 degrees... what else do they want us to do to combat global warming? 1.1429 0.04419 77 67 9 1
3881 What are you planning to do now that you and Frosty have broken up 1.1429 0.04790 77 68 7 2
3882 Maybe this immigration thing really IS getting out of hand! 1.1429 0.05493 70 63 4 3
3883 It says here that they have something to do with climate change. 1.1429 0.04419 77 67 9 1
3884 I said word would get around if you started just giving away those caps. 1.1429 0.04014 77 66 11 0
3885 It appears that zombies finally got old, but we lack a truly new deep anxiety to express. 1.1429 0.05493 70 63 4 3
3886 [insert lame global warming denial joke here] 1.1429 0.04419 77 67 9 1
3887 How did they get our address? 1.1429 0.05135 77 69 5 3
3888 Where's Calvin and Hobbes when you need them? 1.1429 0.04790 77 68 7 2
3889 Well, that's where all the carrots went. 1.1429 0.04014 77 66 11 0
3890 Maybe now you'll lay off the hot cocoa. 1.1429 0.04419 77 67 9 1
3891 It must be snowing again...they’re back. 1.1429 0.04419 77 67 9 1
3892 How do they have sex? 1.1429 0.04419 77 67 9 1
3893 Should I order more carrots? 1.1429 0.04419 77 67 9 1
3894 Global warming protests are everywhere. Just give it time. They're bound to melt away. 1.1429 0.04419 77 67 9 1
3895 Honey, looks like you have a few more hats to go. 1.1429 0.04790 77 68 7 2
3896 That's so funny! They think it's a diorama! 1.1429 0.04790 77 68 7 2
3897 Honey, can you lookup snowman removal? 1.1429 0.04790 77 68 7 2
3898 They're like stray cats; feed one, they're all at your door. Knit one a hat, and they all want one. 1.1429 0.04014 77 66 11 0
3899 When you asked me to Netflix and Chill, this wasn't what I had in mind 1.1429 0.04014 77 66 11 0
3900 They’ve gotten a lot more aggressive since they unionized. 1.1429 0.04014 77 66 11 0
3901 Don't worry, they are all gone in only about 120 days 1.1429 0.04014 77 66 11 0
3902 This is strange...the Weather Channel says there's a 80% chance of snowmen today. 1.1429 0.04014 77 66 11 0
3903 Have you been watching 'Game of Thrones' with the curtains open again? 1.1429 0.04419 77 67 9 1
3904 Honey, tell them I'm not explaining Kwanza again! 1.1429 0.04419 77 67 9 1
3905 Honey, did I not say this would happen if we only gave one snowman a scarf? 1.1429 0.05135 77 69 5 3
3906 Snowmen reproducing? Abominable. 1.1429 0.04014 77 66 11 0
3907 We're safe that window is R-11. 1.1429 0.04790 77 68 7 2
3908 Better take those artesian snowcones out of the freezer or there might be trouble. 1.1429 0.04790 77 68 7 2
3909 A frosty mob’s outside. 1.1429 0.05135 77 69 5 3
3910 Says here, "Annual 'Frosty' movie expected to draw record numbers." 1.1429 0.04790 77 68 7 2
3911 I told you not to knit anything for them, Karen. This is your fault. Just, for the love of God, don't start crocheting. 1.1429 0.04790 77 68 7 2
3912 In hindsight, the snow cone was an unwise dessert choice. 1.1429 0.04790 77 68 7 2
3913 Don't let them in. Remember what happened the last time? 1.1429 0.04419 77 67 9 1
3914 I told you so. Knit it and they will come. 1.1429 0.05457 77 70 3 4
3915 Has Clark finished his snowman yet? 1.1429 0.04790 77 68 7 2
3916 Watch what happens when I change the app setting to 'Summer'. 1.1429 0.04419 77 67 9 1
3917 Get in the car. They know about Spring. 1.1429 0.04419 77 67 9 1
3918 They're my followers. 1.1412 0.04152 85 74 10 1
3919 Honey,I think I might need some more yarn. 1.1412 0.03799 85 73 12 0
3920 Look dear, the Artic Melt turned out fine. 1.1412 0.04152 85 74 10 1
3921 I can't quite tell from their button eyes but they either want corncob pipes or the WiFi password. 1.1410 0.04366 78 68 9 1
3922 Stan, stop posting pictures of me knitting snowman type knit hats!!! 1.1410 0.04366 78 68 9 1
3923 actually, they snow PEOPLE, Karen. 1.1410 0.05072 78 70 5 3
3924 Sewing wool hats will only make it worse 1.1410 0.04366 78 68 9 1
3925 We need to limit our son's outside time when it's snowing." 1.1410 0.03966 78 67 11 0
3926 Honey it's the carolers again! 1.1410 0.04366 78 68 9 1
3927 Ignore them Betsy, they'll be liquid in a month. 1.1410 0.04366 78 68 9 1
3928 I see Calvin has been playing outside again. 1.1410 0.05072 78 70 5 3
3929 I told you not to give them ice cubes! 1.1410 0.03966 78 67 11 0
3930 Honey, I think we’re going to need a couple of blow dryers and a space heater. 1.1410 0.04732 78 69 7 2
3931 How many times did you hit copy, dear? 1.1410 0.04732 78 69 7 2
3932 | SAID | WANTED SPACE, MAN." | 1.1395 0.04106 86 75 10 1
3933 Don't worry about it; when the temperature reaches 40 degrees, they'll be gone. 1.1392 0.04314 79 69 9 1
3934 Got going on their mittens yet? 1.1392 0.03920 79 68 11 0
3935 Disguising 500 kilos of coke as snowmen on our front lawn can only work for so long, Alejandro. Also... should I be concerned? They look, um, eerily sentient and super alert. Or, is that just me? I've done a tremendous amount of blow." 1.1392 0.04314 79 69 9 1
3936 Honey, I'm afraid all those carrots we put out for the deer have been commandeered for unspecified corrupt purposes. 1.1392 0.03920 79 68 11 0
3937 Ask if the carolers know "Frosty the Snowman" 1.1389 0.04556 72 63 8 1
3938 Thank god they don't need mittens. 1.1389 0.04104 72 62 10 0
3939 I set the thermostat to 72. 1.1389 0.04104 72 62 10 0
3940 Oh, I forgot to tell you I invited some vegan friends for dessert. 1.1389 0.04556 72 63 8 1
3941 Apparently you’re their leading fashion influencer” 1.1389 0.04104 72 62 10 0
3942 Honey, did you remember to pay the lawn service?” 1.1389 0.04556 72 63 8 1
3943 I had no idea that scarf I knitted would be such a hit! 1.1389 0.04104 72 62 10 0
3944 Honey, do something!! I don't think they are here to sing Christmas carols!" 1.1389 0.04104 72 62 10 0
3945 Global Warning! 1.1389 0.04967 72 64 6 2
3946 Did you order a hundred FROSTY SNOWMEN ? 1.1389 0.04967 72 64 6 2
3947 Elsa, please tell Olaf to stop inviting his friends for Christmas! 1.1389 0.04556 72 63 8 1
3948 I don’t know about you but, as far as I’m concerned, that wall can’t come fast enough 1.1389 0.04104 72 62 10 0
3949 I told you to turn the AC down.” 1.1389 0.04104 72 62 10 0
3950 Sweetheart, did you dig up the rest of the carrots? 1.1389 0.04556 72 63 8 1
3951 Don't worry. They'll all be gone in the morning. 1.1389 0.04556 72 63 8 1
3952 My Etsy store is really taking off. 1.1389 0.04556 72 63 8 1
3953 Now I know why we had peas but no carrots. 1.1389 0.04556 72 63 8 1
3954 I warned you not to feed the snowmen. 1.1389 0.04104 72 62 10 0
3955 I think the snowmen have something to say about climate change. 1.1389 0.04104 72 62 10 0
3956 All right!--I'll reorder the carrots. 1.1389 0.04556 72 63 8 1
3957 I was bored. By the way, can you make more hats? 1.1389 0.04556 72 63 8 1
3958 Says "Global warming front approaches" 1.1389 0.04104 72 62 10 0
3959 Yes they are looking for Calvin. 1.1389 0.04967 72 64 6 2
3960 We're going to need a lot more coal." 1.1389 0.04104 72 62 10 0
3961 Christopher, you didn't tell me you were the protagonist of a Stephen King novel. 1.1389 0.04556 72 63 8 1
3962 Well, we're babysitting for all the neighbors again. 1.1389 0.04556 72 63 8 1
3963 Maybe they sense global warming and panic has set in! 1.1389 0.04556 72 63 8 1
3964 Dear, I think you forgot to tell me you scheduled the casting call for Frozen III. 1.1389 0.04556 72 63 8 1
3965 Did you accidentally press the snowman emoji? 1.1389 0.04556 72 63 8 1
3966 I think I know why we don't have any carrots in the fridge. 1.1389 0.04556 72 63 8 1
3967 Sometimes I really hate that kid. 1.1389 0.04556 72 63 8 1
3968 I probably shouldn't have tweeted that thing about Frosty. 1.1389 0.04967 72 64 6 2
3969 It’s just global warming deniers in disguise. 1.1389 0.04104 72 62 10 0
3970 Honey, I think the protestors are here. 1.1389 0.04556 72 63 8 1
3971 I think I have an idea for a movie. 1.1389 0.04104 72 62 10 0
3972 Just ignore them, they should hopefully be gone by April. 1.1389 0.04104 72 62 10 0
3973 When her husband said he wanted to make a snowmen family, little did Suzie know that he meant extended family. 1.1389 0.04556 72 63 8 1
3974 ummm, Let's stay in tonight. 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
3975 Yes dear, the weather outside is frightful but inside is above melting temperature. 1.1375 0.04263 80 70 9 1
3976 The Christmas Carolers are back, dear. 1.1375 0.04263 80 70 9 1
3977 Honey...? Just ignore them, and they will go away. 1.1370 0.04902 73 65 6 2
3978 The Local Union of Snowpersons just emailed their demands, "In addition to hats and scarves, all members must be supplied with a hand-knit cardigan." 1.1370 0.04497 73 64 8 1
3979 I'm looking for some ways to increase our carbon footprint. 1.1358 0.03830 81 70 11 0
3980 I told you not to anger the neighbour's kid. 1.1358 0.04214 81 71 9 1
3981 For your sake, I hope you made enough for all of them. 1.1358 0.03830 81 70 11 0
3982 Actually, could you leave it open just a crack? 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
3983 DOWNSTAIRS? 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
3984 HUH, YOU WERE RIGHT, WE ARE THE SAME SIZE. 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
3985 Dear, what did you actually tweet about the dying art of snowman building? 1.1351 0.04839 74 66 6 2
3986 She wanted a white Christmas... 1.1351 0.04839 74 66 6 2
3987 No, they can't come in to get warm 1.1351 0.04001 74 64 10 0
3988 The weather says they should melt by Tuesday. 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
3989 Your Amazon order for more yarn will be here on Tuesday. Why? 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
3990 Yea Ain’t ThatThe Truth. Frosty Relations 1.1351 0.04839 74 66 6 2
3991 They’re not your friends, Jo. It’s raining and they know our Furnace isn’t working. 1.1351 0.04001 74 64 10 0
3992 Apparently you still haven’t told them about the mitten thing. 1.1351 0.04839 74 66 6 2
3993 Honey, where did you say you found that top hat again? 1.1351 0.04001 74 64 10 0
3994 Do you hear what I hear? 1.1351 0.04001 74 64 10 0
3995 Climate change is real. Look it up! 1.1351 0.04839 74 66 6 2
3996 Dear Susan, There are several snowmen lingering outside my window. I assume it could only be you to have paid someone to do this; to remind me how upset you are that we didn’t have kids. I love this idea. These ones are temporary and nutritious. 1.1351 0.04001 74 64 10 0
3997 Frosty called for a flash mob. 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
3998 It's those Carrot people again. 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
3999 Why do you ask? 1.1351 0.04839 74 66 6 2
4000 I prefer using buttons as noses on snowmen. 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
4001 Too much V-8 1.1351 0.04001 74 64 10 0
4002 I think one of them saw you make roasted carrots for Thanksgiving. 1.1351 0.04839 74 66 6 2
4003 The trick-or-treaters are still here, they've just changed they costumes. 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
4004 Honey,we aren't really alone! 1.1351 0.04839 74 66 6 2
4005 Can you believe it? They are saying there is an actual carrot shortage. 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
4006 Honey, I told you if you made one a scarf, they'd all want one. 1.1351 0.04839 74 66 6 2
4007 Honey, should I close the drapes? 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
4008 It says here that they’re related to the White Walkers, but they thrive on cookies instead of babies. 1.1351 0.04001 74 64 10 0
4009 Fine, we can turn the thermostat up tonight. 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
4010 Did you forget to shovel the walk again? 1.1351 0.04001 74 64 10 0
4011 Do you think anyone will show up for our global warming meeting? 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
4012 I swear, our neighbor has too much free time. 1.1351 0.04839 74 66 6 2
4013 I told you not to feed them after Christmas Day.... 1.1351 0.04001 74 64 10 0
4014 They say there's a snow-pocalypse coming. 1.1351 0.04839 74 66 6 2
4015 Darling, CLOSE YOUR COMPUTER, QUICK! 1.1351 0.04839 74 66 6 2
4016 They probably want more scarves. 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
4017 Don't worry,it will be spring soon! 1.1351 0.04839 74 66 6 2
4018 Honey, I can explain. It was college, and I needed the money for my tuition. 1.1351 0.04001 74 64 10 0
4019 Ahhh...sadly, it's the same answer as last April...there just isn't enough room in our freezer. 1.1351 0.04001 74 64 10 0
4020 I thought you said climate change is a hoax? 1.1351 0.04001 74 64 10 0
4021 Yes dear, I saw them. I think it has something to do with Greta Thunberg. 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
4022 Sally, when I want philosophy, I’ll turn on Oprah. 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
4023 Peeping snow men? 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
4024 40 Carrots 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
4025 I forgot to remind you but our snowman try-outs are tonight. 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
4026 I'm trying to google "Zamboni rentals" but it seems to be blocked. 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
4027 Our neighbor Calvin is a bit strange. 1.1351 0.04839 74 66 6 2
4028 Looks like someone else is a fan of The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel 1.1351 0.04839 74 66 6 2
4029 Looks like my family from the Midwest are here! 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
4030 Honey, Prime can’t get a flamethrower here until Thursday 1.1351 0.05207 74 67 4 3
4031 "They feel like you're giving them the cold shoulder. 1.1351 0.04001 74 64 10 0
4032 Stop worrying, dear. They can’t eat us— the have no mouths. 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
4033 The Weather Service just issued a Snowman Squall Warning. 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
4034 Seems like they're pretty tight knit. 1.1351 0.04001 74 64 10 0
4035 Frosty the Snowman, man, man, man... 1.1351 0.04839 74 66 6 2
4036 I’m not worried about the snowmen, I’m worried about the fact we have to go to work tomorrow. 1.1351 0.04001 74 64 10 0
4037 I hate to say I told you so, but letting that wizard make you queen of the snowmen was a terrible idea. 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
4038 Say, what's in this drink? Baby it's cold outside.... 1.1351 0.04001 74 64 10 0
4039 Well, Roselyn, we had a good run, but it was only a matter of time. 1.1351 0.04001 74 64 10 0
4040 Hey! Would you put that damn light out? 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
4041 Dear did you pay the snow plow bill? 1.1351 0.04839 74 66 6 2
4042 Can you search for snowman abatement companies? 1.1351 0.04001 74 64 10 0
4043 Maybe a little global warming wouldn't be so bad. 1.1351 0.04839 74 66 6 2
4044 Don't worry. A good January thaw will solve that problem. 1.1351 0.04001 74 64 10 0
4045 Darling, did you know that today is Chas-Addams-Memorial-Day? 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
4046 Are you sure we can’t let them in? 1.1351 0.04001 74 64 10 0
4047 By the time you get those carols on your laptop, they will melt! 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
4048 Waldo's Home! He brought some friends. 1.1351 0.05207 74 67 4 3
4049 You have got to stop wording things 1.1351 0.04839 74 66 6 2
4050 It’s just the usual rant about climate change. 1.1351 0.04001 74 64 10 0
4051 It says snowmen are on the move. Do you think it’s global Warming? 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
4052 That's what they're saying honey, coal is dead. 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
4053 Here's a great recipe for carrot cake. 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
4054 It says here that we’re invited to a very special holiday mashup. 1.1351 0.04001 74 64 10 0
4055 Until you started giving them caps and scarves it hadn't occurred to me that they might be cold. 1.1351 0.04001 74 64 10 0
4056 Let it go. Once spring comes, this labor unrest will melt away. 1.1351 0.04001 74 64 10 0
4057 Yep, your Frosty tweet is trending. 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
4058 I let them think I have control of the weather. 1.1351 0.04001 74 64 10 0
4059 We could turn the heat up, but think of the money we’re saving. 1.1351 0.04839 74 66 6 2
4060 Honey, google "lots of snowmen." 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
4061 Times like these, I almost wish global warming was actually real 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
4062 I feel like buying a snow cone machine is a mistake. 1.1351 0.04001 74 64 10 0
4063 Honey, the carrot harvest is ready! 1.1351 0.04001 74 64 10 0
4064 The snow zombies don't know this is July. 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
4065 We were all at the bar together and well ... 1.1351 0.04001 74 64 10 0
4066 Oh, thank God. The temperature is finally above freezing tomorrow. 1.1351 0.04001 74 64 10 0
4067 Well, they say there’s no business like snow business. 1.1351 0.04001 74 64 10 0
4068 I told you that if you gave one a scarf and hat, they’d all come looking for scarves and hats, too. 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
4069 Lewis, I STILL don't think it's a Matisse. 1.1351 0.04839 74 66 6 2
4070 Is there something I should know? 1.1351 0.04839 74 66 6 2
4071 Calvin's back. 1.1351 0.04001 74 64 10 0
4072 Parson Brown, quantity said 100 +/-, I hit enter, so... 1.1351 0.04001 74 64 10 0
4073 Honey, you didn't give our address out to @Frosty1961 from that huge ETSY scarf and hat order did you? 1.1351 0.04839 74 66 6 2
4074 Look, honey... Night of the Frozen Heads. 1.1351 0.04839 74 66 6 2
4075 Just ignore them. They will be gone by noon tomorrow 1.1351 0.04839 74 66 6 2
4076 Get the juicer - get the juicer! 1.1351 0.04001 74 64 10 0
4077 Don't worry I'm sending each of them their money right now! 1.1351 0.04001 74 64 10 0
4078 This homelessness thing is getting WAY out of hand . . . 1.1351 0.04839 74 66 6 2
4079 Honey, you need to just ignore them and they’ll go away. 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
4080 Please do not tap on the glass. 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
4081 I think the neighbors found out we've been using their trash bins. 1.1351 0.04839 74 66 6 2
4082 close the curtains, it's getting cold in here 1.1351 0.04001 74 64 10 0
4083 Oh no. I can't believe they're already out of ice again. 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
4084 Lessons learned from last year.......the hats and scarves make good nests for all the rabbits. 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
4085 Hats and scarves are great but our snowballs are freezing 1.1351 0.04001 74 64 10 0
4086 Well, you said wanted a large group around for Christmas. 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
4087 Perhaps I shouldn’t have called global warming a hoax. 1.1351 0.04001 74 64 10 0
4088 Remember that online order you entered? 1.1351 0.04839 74 66 6 2
4089 Looks like Frosty's had a few... 1.1351 0.04839 74 66 6 2
4090 I told you not to throw that primordial soup out on the lawn. 1.1351 0.04001 74 64 10 0
4091 I suppose this is the kids' revenge for putting coal in their stockings. 1.1351 0.04001 74 64 10 0
4092 Gift one a scarf, hurt the rest's feelings. 1.1351 0.04001 74 64 10 0
4093 I think they heard that you won’t let us touch the thermostat. 1.1351 0.04001 74 64 10 0
4094 Are you starting to feel a little guilty about turning the heat up? 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
4095 Did you order a corn cob pipe? 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
4096 Edgar, what did you put in the egg nog this year. 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
4097 You see, this is what I've been talking about Dear. Finally the climate change agitators have insidiously riled up those most vulnerable to any small change in temperature. 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
4098 I"m thinking of something with lots of karats." 1.1351 0.04001 74 64 10 0
4099 Maybe we should rethink selling your Grandpa’s old pipe? 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
4100 Honey, its those Christmas carolers singing "Frosty, the Snowman" again. 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
4101 I'm going to email the repair center for the fridge. The ice maker has been acting up a bit. 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
4102 Never mind them, honey: they're just waiting for hell to freeze over. 1.1351 0.04001 74 64 10 0
4103 Please, honey, even though they asked, don't tell them what Google says about climate change! 1.1351 0.04001 74 64 10 0
4104 Looks like your snowman bot worked. 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
4105 Oh dear, how do we tell them that the fashion trend this season is vintage Frosty The Snowman? 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
4106 No, I haven't seen Calvin. Why? 1.1351 0.04001 74 64 10 0
4107 Ignore them, they'll all be gone by morning. 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
4108 First detroit now here, fucking hipsters gentrifying everything. We have to stay a few years so we can sell this shitter at it's peak value. Those pbr drinking fucks will never notice the body in the sump pump 1.1351 0.05207 74 67 4 3
4109 Frosty the Snowman Is a fairy tale they say He was made of snow But the children know How he multiplied one day 1.1351 0.04001 74 64 10 0
4110 Better let the one with the scarf in, you know he must be cold. 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
4111 How do you spell Frosty? 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
4112 I’ll order by the yard then? 1.1351 0.04001 74 64 10 0
4113 Are they ALL expecting new scarfs before Christmas this year? 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
4114 Making friends is so much harder when you work from home. 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
4115 "They're from France" 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
4116 Honey I saw a post online that said there may be a market for your knitted goods 1.1351 0.04839 74 66 6 2
4117 Honey, someone besides us is worrying about global warming.. 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
4118 I told you don't feed them and they'll go away, but did you listen? 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
4119 What do you think of carrots instead of broccoli? 1.1351 0.04001 74 64 10 0
4120 Winter is coming! Winter is coming! 1.1351 0.04839 74 66 6 2
4121 I guess the Christmas white walker sequel is being filmed 1.1351 0.04839 74 66 6 2
4122 Fashionistas. 1.1351 0.04839 74 66 6 2
4123 Like I told you last year, Charles. Invite one and they’ll all come begging for a spot. 1.1351 0.04001 74 64 10 0
4124 I’m not sure our move from Florida was a good idea. 1.1351 0.04839 74 66 6 2
4125 I was joking about the warm front. 1.1351 0.04001 74 64 10 0
4126 I told you that you've been very frosty here of late. 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
4127 I warned you not to feed the stray snowman. 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
4128 Dwight decided that scaring Jim at the office wasn't enough. 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
4129 Told you the scarf thing was a bad idea........ 1.1351 0.04001 74 64 10 0
4130 We wouldn't have this if you hadn't started them on that hat schtick. 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
4131 Relax, honey. We have the heater on. 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
4132 They appear very nosy! 1.1351 0.04001 74 64 10 0
4133 Tell them they won't do next day delivery on the corn cob pipes 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
4134 Still loving the suburbs? 1.1351 0.05207 74 67 4 3
4135 Just look will you, there is a hoard of snowman zombies! 1.1351 0.04839 74 66 6 2
4136 can we please use your fridge ma'am 1.1351 0.05207 74 67 4 3
4137 'Martha- I've often told You...there's no abomination at which You don't excel.' 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
4138 Instant message: is anyone else seeing zombie Frosty the Snowman?” 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
4139 Don't worry, I'm ordered more yarn now. 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
4140 Frosty the Snowmen 1.1351 0.05207 74 67 4 3
4141 Well, they shouldn't have voted for Brrrrrrrrexit. 1.1351 0.04001 74 64 10 0
4142 I wouldn't worry about them. It's supposed to be 70 tomorrow. 1.1351 0.04001 74 64 10 0
4143 Good news honey. I bet on the over this year! 1.1351 0.04001 74 64 10 0
4144 The co-op board is here again. 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
4145 Eeeeew! They all have runny carrots. 1.1351 0.04839 74 66 6 2
4146 I meant to clear the driveway but it just snowballed. 1.1351 0.04001 74 64 10 0
4147 Just one scarf? They’re like pigeons honey... 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
4148 The New Yorker just reviewed my "I Know What Happened To Frosty" publication. 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
4149 Apparently it's call snowcial media and you have a lot of likes. 1.1351 0.04839 74 66 6 2
4150 My knitting by the window and your ALL CAPS snow alert seem to be causing this. 1.1351 0.04001 74 64 10 0
4151 According to Google, “Hi there Snowflake” was not the best greeting to use. 1.1351 0.04001 74 64 10 0
4152 I never thought I'd say this, but maybe the boys should be playing more video games? 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
4153 Honey I think they want to come inside" "Don't worry sweetheart it's just global warming 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
4154 There are about 10 of us in need of scarves. 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
4155 We are looking for the Snow King. 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
4156 Maybe you should turn up the heat? 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
4157 I don't care how much they stare, I will not give them my Disney + log in. 1.1351 0.04839 74 66 6 2
4158 Oh my god! I think they're US. 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
4159 Don't panic, Alice. I'm Googling rabid, zombie snowmen right now. 1.1351 0.04839 74 66 6 2
4160 Would you just turn up the heat already, dammit 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
4161 Can you imagine how many carrots will be in the front hard if that warm front comes through? 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
4162 Lucky for you they don't wear socks. 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
4163 two eyes made out of coal yes, but the resemblance ends there... 1.1351 0.04001 74 64 10 0
4164 They say a little paranoia os normal with Seasonal Affective Disorder.” 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
4165 Listen To This: Climate Refugees from North Pole May Look Friendly But They Are Illegal and Not Like Us 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
4166 Frosty, and his cronies, are having a meltdown about global warming. 1.1351 0.04001 74 64 10 0
4167 I told you the climate change protestors were going to take things to a new level but you didn't listen 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
4168 Don't worry, it's supposed to be in the fifties tomorrow. 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
4169 We can sell them on eBay, with free local pickup and conditional expiration dates. 1.1351 0.04839 74 66 6 2
4170 Those snowmen are really warming up to us... *exhales* Greta Thunberg was right!!! 1.1351 0.04001 74 64 10 0
4171 Why are they all singing 'Baby, It's Hot Outside'? And which one of us is the Baby? 1.1351 0.04839 74 66 6 2
4172 I think I'd better stop backing up that snowman file. 1.1351 0.04839 74 66 6 2
4173 On the upside, we've got carrots for months. 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
4174 I suppose we could watch revenge of the snowmen again, it's just that it's on every year. 1.1351 0.04001 74 64 10 0
4175 Winter came 1.1351 0.04001 74 64 10 0
4176 I told you feeding that stray was a bad idea. 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
4177 Honey! Are we building a wall in the North, as well? 1.1351 0.04839 74 66 6 2
4178 They just want to see you knit another snowman cap. 1.1351 0.04839 74 66 6 2
4179 I told you not to feed the snowman or else he’d be back with friends. 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
4180 Ignore them or it'll be another 6 weeks of winter. 1.1351 0.04001 74 64 10 0
4181 Likely just a colding error. 1.1351 0.04001 74 64 10 0
4182 I think I know where Grandma went. 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
4183 How do you feel about mini-blinds? 1.1351 0.04001 74 64 10 0
4184 Don't worry dear, the forecast is for rain and temps in the 40s overnight. They won't need any more hats. 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
4185 I think you're going to have to start knitting faster because they're here now. 1.1351 0.04001 74 64 10 0
4186 I heard white supremacists are more outspoken than ever, but this is scary. 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
4187 They heard that you were handing out iced cookies. 1.1351 0.04001 74 64 10 0
4188 I think you’d better knit faster. 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
4189 They’re just waiting for mittens to go with the hats and scarfs 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
4190 The title of my new movie script is Get In. 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
4191 I told you not to watch "The Shining" again. 1.1351 0.04001 74 64 10 0
4192 ''Damn those kids.'' 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
4193 The President just tweeted that like climate change, you just have to ignore them and they will go away." --Stuart Coleman, Honolulu, H 1.1351 0.04839 74 66 6 2
4194 It may be time to retire Hobbs, honey. 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
4195 Honey, which white nationalist group were you in a Tweet war with? 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
4196 I'm writing how much "Chrissy just loves to make a good Snowman" on my Facebook update 1.1351 0.04001 74 64 10 0
4197 Can we bring them in? They look warm. 1.1351 0.04001 74 64 10 0
4198 Honey, YOU should gaze at me longingly without a crude comment sometime. 1.1351 0.04001 74 64 10 0
4199 It says here we can expect a surge in immigration from Norway. 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
4200 I told you those magic carrots would be trouble. 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
4201 This how-to video will be a hit! 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
4202 How's about some hash brownies this Christmas? 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
4203 Now they all want a scarf, too. 1.1351 0.05207 74 67 4 3
4204 No, there's no snow in the forecast. Why do you ask? 1.1351 0.04001 74 64 10 0
4205 Honey, maybe it’s time we gave up our bourgeois routines and go outside to get play. 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
4206 I appeared in one search this week. 1.1351 0.04001 74 64 10 0
4207 These climate change protests are getting out of hand. 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
4208 Didn't I tell you not to feed them? 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
4209 They heard about global warming. 1.1351 0.04839 74 66 6 2
4210 Carrot warmers shouldn't take too much yarn. 1.1351 0.04839 74 66 6 2
4211 They want directions to the corncob pipe factory outlet. 1.1351 0.05207 74 67 4 3
4212 Siri, stop playing 'Do You Want to Build A Snowman.' 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
4213 Honey, the Climate Change protesters are back... 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
4214 I beginning to think my @ElsaFrzn2 fan account has been hacked by Russian troll farm. 1.1333 0.03952 75 65 10 0
4215 I think they’re done shoveling 1.1333 0.03952 75 65 10 0
4216 I told that it would grow on you if you gave it a chance. 1.1333 0.04777 75 67 6 2
4217 Don't be alarmed, dear. They're just climate refugees; they'll soon melt away. 1.1333 0.04384 75 66 8 1
4218 We just want to talk, Alice 1.1333 0.03952 75 65 10 0
4219 Can they join us in the hot tub ?? 1.1333 0.04384 75 66 8 1
4220 Did you say Free Eggnog again? 1.1333 0.03952 75 65 10 0
4221 Loving you feels different during the holidays. 1.1333 0.04384 75 66 8 1
4222 The Frosty family sure has grown." 1.1333 0.04384 75 66 8 1
4223 You better get busy. Looks like scarves are the hot gift this year. 1.1333 0.03952 75 65 10 0
4224 Just tell them they have to purchase it on Etsy like everybody else.” 1.1333 0.04384 75 66 8 1
4225 How many more hats do you think I should knit? 1.1333 0.03952 75 65 10 0
4226 So it seems I'm not the only one who thinks you're frigid. 1.1333 0.04384 75 66 8 1
4227 That's the last time I use Amazon Prime to order carrots. 1.1333 0.04777 75 67 6 2
4228 Breaking news this morning says there was a run on carrots at the local grocery. 1.1333 0.03952 75 65 10 0
4229 Hon! When I said I wanted to get chills on our holiday, I didn't mean this. 1.1333 0.04777 75 67 6 2
4230 They must have heard I bought a new snow blower. 1.1333 0.04384 75 66 8 1
4231 You know Jimmy is making too many snowmen when I'm ordering another dozen carrots. How many hats and scarfs you have left to make? 1.1333 0.04384 75 66 8 1
4232 You can animate anything you can think of with this new app. 1.1333 0.04777 75 67 6 2
4233 Look Honey, I think Waldo’s here. 1.1333 0.03952 75 65 10 0
4234 Looks like there's a carrot convention in town. 1.1333 0.04384 75 66 8 1
4235 Well at least we know that they didn't cross from the southern border. 1.1333 0.04384 75 66 8 1
4236 On the forum they say it's not an issue these ones, they bring their own veggies and go away in spring 1.1333 0.04384 75 66 8 1
4237 As long as your emailing Santa, ask him for a safe room. 1.1333 0.03952 75 65 10 0
4238 We all like warm hugs! 1.1333 0.03952 75 65 10 0
4239 How do they always know when Frosty is on? 1.1333 0.04384 75 66 8 1
4240 Ignore them, they are collecting for one of those solstice religions. 1.1333 0.04384 75 66 8 1
4241 Weather guy is predicting that a warm front will be passing through tonight. 1.1333 0.04384 75 66 8 1
4242 So how much snow did you blow off? 1.1333 0.04240 90 80 8 2
4243 In the mood for carrot cake? 1.1333 0.04384 75 66 8 1
4244 They're just the neighborhood carolers, ignore them and they'll go away. 1.1333 0.04777 75 67 6 2
4245 It says here they’re looking for a good home. 1.1333 0.03952 75 65 10 0
4246 I wouldn’t worry about it, honey. Supposed to be in the high eighties tomorrow. 1.1325 0.04118 83 73 9 1
4247 Well, we knew we were moving to Meadowlands. 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
4248 Don't you think you went too far when you called out their white fragility? 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
4249 And this was just before the zombies began to melt away 1.1316 0.04717 76 68 6 2
4250 This gives me pause about global warming 1.1316 0.03903 76 66 10 0
4251 Well, Bill Waterson won’t be happy with any caption! 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
4252 Okay, I Googled: “What to do during a Snowman Apocalypse?” And it says to just... chillax? 1.1316 0.05076 76 69 4 3
4253 I accidentally added three zeros. Maybe I can undo that before spring. 1.1316 0.04329 76 67 8 1
4254 They're global warning skeptics. Ignore them. 1.1316 0.03903 76 66 10 0
4255 The zombi apocalypse looks different up north. 1.1304 0.04576 69 61 7 1
4256 I think i know where all the carrots went 1.1304 0.04576 69 61 7 1
4257 Honey, I think it’s time we called ghostbusters. 1.1304 0.04576 69 61 7 1
4258 Do you believe in Christmas ghosts? 1.1304 0.04576 69 61 7 1
4259 I guess we should have made more figgy pudding. 1.1304 0.04084 69 60 9 0
4260 No, they're not really caroling ... It's more like they're carroting. 1.1304 0.04576 69 61 7 1
4261 The potatoes are this way, Mr. Damon. 1.1299 0.04276 77 68 8 1
4262 Apparently, a marauding band of snowmen have been terrorizing the countryside. 1.1299 0.04276 77 68 8 1
4263 'OH YES, AND CARROTS" 1.1299 0.04276 77 68 8 1
4264 It says here "He sees you when you're sleeping He knows when you're awake He knows if you've been good or bad So be good for goodness sake..." 1.1286 0.04030 70 61 9 0
4265 I believe we have watched "Frozen" way too many times! 1.1286 0.04030 70 61 9 0
4266 Do you know what happened to that bag of carrots I bought yesterday? 1.1286 0.04030 70 61 9 0
4267 Tell your friends,” you said. 1.1282 0.04602 78 70 6 2
4268 Oh, Honey, the internet says filming of the new movie "Snowmen Apocalypse" is going to be right in our neighborhood..... Maybe we can try out to be an extra. 1.1270 0.05303 63 57 4 2
4269 Not to worry dear, the murderous hordes will be harmless little puddles come Spring. 1.1270 0.05303 63 57 4 2
4270 Quick! Disable GPS! 1.1270 0.05303 63 57 4 2
4271 I didn't know snowmen could sing! 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
4272 Yeah dad, that's the woman who took some of my snow! 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
4273 Google 'what do snowman eat?' 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
4274 Apparently spellcheck altered my column on SHOWMAN OF THE YEAR nominations but what’s the worst that could happen? 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
4275 I told you using the magic yarn was a bad idea 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
4276 Every year Snowmageddon tries to outdo itself. 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
4277 I’m not sure, but I have a feeling it has something to do with my PhD dissertation “The Psychological and Sociological Effects of Global Warming on Frosty The Snowman.” 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
4278 Yeah, I did just publish Fixmysmile.com--why do you ask? 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
4279 GOING UP AND OUT, HOUSTON? 1.1268 0.04885 71 64 5 2
4280 ——————————————— Before you ask- no, I’m not going up. 1.1268 0.04885 71 64 5 2
4281 Wrong floor. This is not the Mars landing studio.’ 1.1268 0.04885 71 64 5 2
4282 Rough day, huh? 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
4283 High society lounge space? 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
4284 I didnt receive training for this kind of trip. 1.1268 0.04885 71 64 5 2
4285 Next year Secret Santa. 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
4286 Honey, I think I found our winter wear. 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
4287 ♫Come on all you little snowman short and stout When the sun goes down you cannot play Come on inside before you melt away♫ 1.1268 0.04885 71 64 5 2
4288 I told you what would happen if you kept knitting after midnight. 1.1268 0.04885 71 64 5 2
4289 Honey, its those refugees again... When will they ever learn-- that "trick-or-treat"ing is only in October, and not in December? 1.1268 0.03977 71 62 9 0
4290 No, dear, the dish was fine without carrots. 1.1268 0.04885 71 64 5 2
4291 Honey, is it me or has Black Friday changed dramatically from what it used to be? 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
4292 I think I only have two hats and three scarves to go.... 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
4293 I say we wait until spring. 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
4294 Hun put on something about climate change. 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
4295 I still don’t think we needed a new unit of measurement for snow to prove climate change, honey. 1.1268 0.04885 71 64 5 2
4296 I told you not to eat that snowcone. 1.1268 0.05281 71 65 3 3
4297 Try not to make eye contact and maybe they'll go away. 1.1268 0.04885 71 64 5 2
4298 Ok Neil, you’ve got some friends that want to talk about global warming. 1.1268 0.03977 71 62 9 0
4299 I told you they wanted LAPTOPS for Christmas. 1.1268 0.03977 71 62 9 0
4300 I'm going to cancel the snowman order! 1.1268 0.03977 71 62 9 0
4301 The grass is not always greener. 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
4302 Guess that global warming thing is for real. 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
4303 I see dead people. 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
4304 Have the carolers come yet? 1.1268 0.03977 71 62 9 0
4305 Don't worry, they won't be around much longer, they will be melted soon. 1.1268 0.04885 71 64 5 2
4306 I told you we shouldn’t have bought that big freezer. 1.1268 0.03977 71 62 9 0
4307 honey, i love you but your friends are just way too strange for me 1.1268 0.04885 71 64 5 2
4308 I need to run to the store, honey. Can you hand me the flamethrower? 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
4309 Give them time, they'll warm up by spring." 1.1268 0.03977 71 62 9 0
4310 You know honey, the homeless shelter could really use some of those hats you've been making. 1.1268 0.03977 71 62 9 0
4311 You know, you're starting to creep me out every time you say you feel like you're being watched. 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
4312 I'd say it was word of mouth, but the poor bastards don't have mouths. 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
4313 Once summer gets here this will all just seem like a bad dream. 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
4314 So that's why you bought carrots at Costco! 1.1268 0.03977 71 62 9 0
4315 Sorry boys, I’m knitting as fast as I can! 1.1268 0.03977 71 62 9 0
4316 Sweetheart I think our guests have arrived. 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
4317 That's odd -- weather forecast says 60% chance of snowzombies tonight... 1.1268 0.03977 71 62 9 0
4318 It says they’re kind of like lemmings, but not. 1.1268 0.03977 71 62 9 0
4319 I told you not to clone Frosty. But an ice cream clone is ok. 1.1268 0.04885 71 64 5 2
4320 Don't worry. In a few months they will be little piles of caps and carrots. 1.1268 0.04885 71 64 5 2
4321 Oh, oh Frosty's friends are here! 1.1268 0.03977 71 62 9 0
4322 Santa will be here in 2 minutes 1.1268 0.03977 71 62 9 0
4323 Ted the Big Oil lobbyist knows that he can ignore Climate Change because there’s no organized force to oppose him. 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
4324 So, what? Do we just wait until spring? 1.1268 0.03977 71 62 9 0
4325 Frosty is pissed 1.1268 0.03977 71 62 9 0
4326 Woman: Honey, can you look up; How to stop a snowman apocalypse... Man: Why? Woman: Oh, no reason... 1.1268 0.04885 71 64 5 2
4327 All I’m saying is that next year you should at least charge a nominal fee for the fancier scarves. 1.1268 0.03977 71 62 9 0
4328 do you think they know the fires on? 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
4329 It's how Klansmen dress for the holidays up here. 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
4330 We hear that it’s going to be sunny and 50 tomorrow. You mind asking him for the WiFi password so we can check the weather? 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
4331 Santa Ana's forecasted in two hours. We'll be swimming in carrots 1.1268 0.03977 71 62 9 0
4332 . and then dozens of.. no make that 100's of snowmen appeared in the window. 1.1268 0.04885 71 64 5 2
4333 It's barely even Thanksgiving and they're already here. 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
4334 Well, if you'd look up from your work, you'd know precisely why I think we should turn up the heat! 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
4335 Don’t worry. They’ll be melted by morning. 1.1268 0.03977 71 62 9 0
4336 You will need to knit 40 scarves and 15 hats before spring! 1.1268 0.04885 71 64 5 2
4337 There is no movie called "Christmas Night of the Living Dead". Why do you ask? 1.1268 0.04885 71 64 5 2
4338 Perhaps I found Waldo,hon. 1.1268 0.03977 71 62 9 0
4339 Just ignore them. They don’t know that they’ll melt if you let them in. 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
4340 They love it when we watch Frosty, The Snowman. 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
4341 Honey, do we have any Campbell’s we could spare? 1.1268 0.04885 71 64 5 2
4342 If you keep making up reasons not to go outside this cartoon will go the way of the carol. 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
4343 You're getting a lot of 'likes' for the snowman you posted 1.1268 0.03977 71 62 9 0
4344 I should have never Instagrammed that scarf I made. 1.1268 0.04885 71 64 5 2
4345 Do you want to build a snowman?” has gone too far 1.1268 0.03977 71 62 9 0
4346 The forecast says, “weather frightful until morning.” 1.1268 0.03977 71 62 9 0
4347 Do they want to watch "Frozen" again? 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
4348 There must have been some magic in those old wool caps the found. 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
4349 I see the kids had fun. 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
4350 It says they easily get mesmerized by their own reflections--lets try closing the curtains. 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
4351 not to worry about any running noses 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
4352 I'm thinking they all want a scarf now 1.1268 0.03977 71 62 9 0
4353 Try searching “connect hot water tank to sprinklers” 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
4354 Bill Watterson’s my room mate 1.1268 0.04885 71 64 5 2
4355 It's an "Ice in" against fossil fuel consumption and global warming. 1.1268 0.03977 71 62 9 0
4356 If you let them in, they’ll just mess on the floor... 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
4357 I didn’t think they would all be back again on the same day. 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
4358 Word is spreading about your knitted scarves. 1.1268 0.03977 71 62 9 0
4359 We should have gotten Kevin an Xbox. 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
4360 Don't worry. Climate change will take care of them. 1.1268 0.03977 71 62 9 0
4361 Honey, you should reconsider your return policy for year 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
4362 Make sure you order more carrots and chunks of coal. 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
4363 You better start making more hats, your online store is sold out. 1.1268 0.04885 71 64 5 2
4364 The hatless are always with us. 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
4365 I feel like a winter ornament when you don’t pay any attention to me. 1.1268 0.04885 71 64 5 2
4366 I think there may be an issue with your position on climate change. 1.1268 0.03977 71 62 9 0
4367 Climate change is getting personal. 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
4368 Just turn on the Cats trailer and they’ll leave 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
4369 What makes you say it's no man's land out there? 1.1268 0.03977 71 62 9 0
4370 Because if one bites you, you become one of them. 1.1268 0.03977 71 62 9 0
4371 I was asking it to show me wine cave, but I typed a snowmen wave. 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
4372 Looks like the Snowman Convention is town...Making dinner reservation will be tough.. 1.1268 0.04885 71 64 5 2
4373 Honey when is Christmas again? 1.1268 0.04885 71 64 5 2
4374 It's going to be OK honey, The Weather Channel is calling for 45 degrees and sunny tomorrow! 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
4375 Somebody is Winter Flamingoing us. 1.1268 0.04885 71 64 5 2
4376 Another hoax by the climate change deniers." Debbie Miller, Sitka, Alask 1.1268 0.03977 71 62 9 0
4377 Why yes, I did leave the 3-D printer on at work. 1.1268 0.04885 71 64 5 2
4378 I know you can't knit any faster... not to worry... according to The National Weather Service it will be 42 degrees tomorrow. 1.1268 0.03977 71 62 9 0
4379 I think there’s something wrong with your “snowbot” program. 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
4380 Honey.... the neighbors are here! 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
4381 I listed our old fridge online, and now my computer's frozen. 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
4382 Oh no! They all want mufflers now! 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
4383 It says that climate change will have a big impact on everything, including any zombie apocalypse. 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
4384 Looking up "Carrot Cake with Frosting" recipes. 1.1268 0.03977 71 62 9 0
4385 Nothing to worry about--just the crowd from SnowmanCon. 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
4386 I tried to tell you that dismissing Mittens for All would be far more costly than your economic analysis could capture. 1.1268 0.04885 71 64 5 2
4387 Amazon Prime Now? 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
4388 I knew I shouldn't have made Frosty that hat. 1.1268 0.03977 71 62 9 0
4389 Stop knitting hats for them and they won't return begging for scarves. 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
4390 Karen, they're carolers, not Peeping Frosties. 1.1268 0.04885 71 64 5 2
4391 Now will you turn on the heat? 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
4392 I can't judge any of you. I have no malice against you and no ribbons for you. But I think that it is high time that you all start looking at yourselves, and judging the lie that you live in.” 1.1268 0.03977 71 62 9 0
4393 Hey, guess what? It's Friday, December 13th, plus a full moon. 1.1268 0.03977 71 62 9 0
4394 It went viral! All I did was post mouthpebbes.com. 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
4395 Is it thumping, or just thumpety-thumping? 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
4396 I think his friends want you to give his hat back. 1.1268 0.03977 71 62 9 0
4397 My mother wants grandkids 1.1268 0.03977 71 62 9 0
4398 You never should have knitted that first one....... 1.1268 0.03977 71 62 9 0
4399 It looks like word got out that I pulverized a snowman on the way home today. 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
4400 Damn autocorrect! I ordered abominable not abounding snowmen. 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
4401 Apparently, there is a Santa Claus. 1.1268 0.03977 71 62 9 0
4402 Can you spot the scarecrow in this group of snowman? 1.1268 0.03977 71 62 9 0
4403 I'll email Arya Stark. 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
4404 honey, you HAVE to stop knitting scarves and hats for them. 1.1268 0.04885 71 64 5 2
4405 Global warming, peak coal, rabbits... I'm not scared of them. 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
4406 The old top hat I found is up on Facebook Marketplace - let's hope there's some magic in it! 1.1268 0.03977 71 62 9 0
4407 Yes, I put rock salt all over the driveway and porch - why? 1.1268 0.04885 71 64 5 2
4408 They're here for the scarves. 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
4409 Waldo who? 1.1268 0.03977 71 62 9 0
4410 It says "Cloudy with a chance of snowman apocalypse". 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
4411 Whose bright idea was it to make them with legs? 1.1268 0.03977 71 62 9 0
4412 You see, at least they appreciate my knitting. 1.1268 0.03977 71 62 9 0
4413 Holidays, am I right? 1.1268 0.03977 71 62 9 0
4414 With Amazon Prime, we can have a hair dryer here in two hours. 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
4415 If no corncob pipe, there is no Frosty the Snowman here. 1.1268 0.03977 71 62 9 0
4416 I just ordered free instant delivery carrots 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
4417 Dave, I think they are hungry. 1.1268 0.03977 71 62 9 0
4418 I promised one a Magic Top Hat and the rest started showing up this afternoon. I guess they all want to run and play! 1.1268 0.04885 71 64 5 2
4419 You finally got around to posting your old magician's hat on Craigslist,didn't you? 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
4420 Honey... There is a bunch of snowmen masturbating outside the window. 1.1268 0.04885 71 64 5 2
4421 I think they want the poster. 1.1268 0.03977 71 62 9 0
4422 Excuse me, do you have a moment to tell us what happened at the end of Frozen II? 1.1268 0.04885 71 64 5 2
4423 They're not singing, John. 1.1268 0.04885 71 64 5 2
4424 I am ordering a snowman but the 'submit' button doesn't seem to be working. 1.1268 0.03977 71 62 9 0
4425 Drifters. 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
4426 I forgot to tell you I kidnapped Frosty and put him in the freezer. 1.1268 0.03977 71 62 9 0
4427 Honey, have you looked outside? It's...frightful. 1.1268 0.03977 71 62 9 0
4428 'According to Google it's an avalanche of snowmen. ' 1.1268 0.04885 71 64 5 2
4429 Ignore them, Marge. It’s going up to 45 tomorrow. 1.1268 0.03977 71 62 9 0
4430 Can you check the salary offer in your ad for this year's snowman? 1.1268 0.04885 71 64 5 2
4431 We probably shouldn't have given Frosty those cookies. 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
4432 Some outfit called Fraudski Voter Enhancement." "We need a Canadian wall. 1.1268 0.03977 71 62 9 0
4433 Ignore them. They'll be gone come March. 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
4434 Well, what did you expect? You knitted one scarf and now they all want one! 1.1268 0.04885 71 64 5 2
4435 Thanks to climate change, it’s warmer outside. 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
4436 This is not the ‘White Christmas’ I had in mind. 1.1268 0.03977 71 62 9 0
4437 Only three more months until spring. 1.1268 0.03977 71 62 9 0
4438 Well,at least it's not snowing! 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
4439 No, I said "I was going to snow you with carrots!" 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
4440 Just got an email that our neighbor's ML project to 'increase holiday spirit' has had some unintended consequences. 1.1268 0.03977 71 62 9 0
4441 Don’t worry. I turned the heat up. 1.1268 0.03977 71 62 9 0
4442 I don't know, but I'd guess it's just envy. 1.1268 0.03977 71 62 9 0
4443 Honey, have you ever thought of selling your scarves? 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
4444 Dear, the “Frosty” try-outs are still waiting! 1.1268 0.03977 71 62 9 0
4445 Ralph, they're looking to come-in to get assisted suicide. 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
4446 Cute. It's the Night of the Living Snowmen flashmob. 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
4447 They're calling this storm "Frosty". 1.1268 0.03977 71 62 9 0
4448 Oh no ... the carrot salesmen are back. 1.1268 0.04885 71 64 5 2
4449 Didn't you wonder why Jackie kept asking for winter hats? 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
4450 Wait till you guys see what He has in store for the loaves and fishes. 1.1268 0.05281 71 65 3 3
4451 The weather report calls for a chance of snowmen. 1.1268 0.04885 71 64 5 2
4452 They do look scary, but I’m hoping they all have a happy jolly soul like Frosty. 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
4453 Is 'corncob' one word? 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
4454 Honey, you'd better check your search history. 1.1268 0.03977 71 62 9 0
4455 Yeah, yeah. And the fire is sooo delightful... 1.1268 0.04885 71 64 5 2
4456 Okay . . . bumping that up to 500 corncob pipes. 1.1268 0.04885 71 64 5 2
4457 They want to talk to you about your lack of holiday spirit 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
4458 Frosty needs to learn about safe sex. 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
4459 Aw, the look so cold. Can’t we just let them inside to warm up? 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
4460 You shouldn't worry yourself. The only really bad ones wear black hats. 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
4461 Now try 'How to make it rain presently'. 1.1268 0.04885 71 64 5 2
4462 They've been protesting global warming for weeks now. 1.1268 0.03977 71 62 9 0
4463 Greg, were you masturbating outside again? 1.1268 0.04885 71 64 5 2
4464 Don’t worry, global warming is coming to save us! 1.1268 0.03977 71 62 9 0
4465 They look worried. I think the want to discuss climate change. 1.1268 0.03977 71 62 9 0
4466 If Trump had gotten his snow fence.... 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
4467 I feel sorry for them too, but let them in and they would melt. 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
4468 Oh, it's just the ghosts of snowmen past coming to warn us about the perils of global warming. 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
4469 If I order in the next 20 minutes, more yarn can be here in 2 hours. 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
4470 Looks like you signed up to knit another 37 scarves. 1.1268 0.03977 71 62 9 0
4471 Oh bring us some figgy pudding, oh bring us some figgy pudding... 1.1268 0.03977 71 62 9 0
4472 Do y’all feel cold? 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
4473 Your Facebook Group is here 1.1268 0.04885 71 64 5 2
4474 Let me try to Google "Zombie Snowmen" 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
4475 Dear, did you forget to shovel the snow? 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
4476 Frosty is back but this time with all his friends! 1.1268 0.03977 71 62 9 0
4477 Just ignore them, they don't realize they're not looking into a snow globe. 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
4478 I know Billy was excited about the snow, but it looks like he went a little overboard with the snowmen. 1.1268 0.03977 71 62 9 0
4479 My stocking caps have gone viral. 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
4480 Frosty posted about you on Nextdoor. 1.1268 0.03977 71 62 9 0
4481 Karen's expectations upon hearing white people love small batch, home-based knitwear businesses were misplaced. 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
4482 Fear not, they can only look and smell. 1.1268 0.04885 71 64 5 2
4483 It’s a snowman army invasion. 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
4484 Pay no attention, dear, it's just another Climate Warming protest. 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
4485 John, did you remember to pick up carrots? 1.1268 0.03977 71 62 9 0
4486 See, this is what happens when you decide to knit people gifts 1.1268 0.03977 71 62 9 0
4487 Interesting article here linking global warming and the zombie apocalypse. 1.1268 0.04885 71 64 5 2
4488 Looks like I’ll be knitting scarves all winter. 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
4489 Maybe I should cancel my "dateasnowman.com" account. 1.1268 0.04885 71 64 5 2
4490 I wanted you to know what it felt like when you encouraged your mother to follow me on social media. 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
4491 Is that the Global Warming is a Hoax Coalition, again? 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
4492 They're just another vested interest pushing the global warming hoax 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
4493 Climate change activists out caroling again. 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
4494 Honey, this knitting thing is getting out of control 1.1268 0.03977 71 62 9 0
4495 It looks like the Burl Ives appreciation society is here. 1.1268 0.03977 71 62 9 0
4496 Honey, I suggest you delete your latest post in which you claim to be the coolest. 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
4497 'They want to come in to get cold.' 1.1268 0.03977 71 62 9 0
4498 I keep trying copy and paste but nothing's happening. 1.1268 0.04885 71 64 5 2
4499 Just ignore them, there's a warm front coming through on Tuesday..." 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
4500 White walkers are the worst! 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
4501 Honey, I told you not to feed the snowmen. 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
4502 So Rosemary, you’re really going to name the baby Frosty. 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
4503 How many times do I have to tell you? If you give them a stitch... 1.1268 0.03977 71 62 9 0
4504 Honey. Just a question. Where did you out our flame thrower? 1.1268 0.03977 71 62 9 0
4505 The weird thing is: They're all wearing hats. 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
4506 High flyers lounge, sir? 1.1250 0.04395 72 64 7 1
4507 Houston, is there a problem? 1.1250 0.04395 72 64 7 1
4508 You cant go to- the moon with an elevator,though 1.1250 0.04820 72 65 5 2
4509 It’s called #Fashion, Frank 1.1250 0.03925 72 63 9 0
4510 Top floor please.” 1.1250 0.03925 72 63 9 0
4511 Russia is already up? 1.1250 0.04395 72 64 7 1
4512 It wasn’t me I swear. 1.1250 0.04395 72 64 7 1
4513 Budget cuts? 1.1250 0.04395 72 64 7 1
4514 MR ARMSTRONG, THE STAGE IS SET IN HALL NUMBER 8° 1.1250 0.04820 72 65 5 2
4515 Where do they sell spacesuits with built-in toilets? 1.1250 0.04820 72 65 5 2
4516 There are snow*people* gathering outside. We do not use sexist language in this household. 1.1250 0.04395 72 64 7 1
4517 Honey don't make eye contact, they'll try to take your soul. You know that. 1.1250 0.04395 72 64 7 1
4518 Honey, I think I've spotted Waldo. 1.1250 0.04395 72 64 7 1
4519 What time is Frosty on? 1.1250 0.03925 72 63 9 0
4520 Someone at the Thrift Store must have blabbed... 1.1250 0.04395 72 64 7 1
4521 but there’s no frosty in the forecast. 1.1250 0.03925 72 63 9 0
4522 Yes, I'm forecasting a heat wave this weekend. Why do you ask?" 1.1250 0.04395 72 64 7 1
4523 The weather's not the only thing frightful outside these days. 1.1250 0.04395 72 64 7 1
4524 Don’t mind them. I made a wish as a kid that my snowmen would never melt. 1.1250 0.04395 72 64 7 1
4525 Quick, if you're on a porn site erase your browing history; I think Santa has spies & you'll be reported as "naughty, not nice!" 1.1250 0.03925 72 63 9 0
4526 This new app Uber Snowman definitely has some glitches. 1.1250 0.03925 72 63 9 0
4527 We are the ghosts of Christmas past, present, and future 1.1250 0.04395 72 64 7 1
4528 Don't be silly. Of course they know "Frosty The Snowman." 1.1250 0.04395 72 64 7 1
4529 Its says here to just ignore them and they'll eventually melt away" 1.1250 0.04124 80 71 8 1
4530 I can't keep pretending they're all Parson Brown 1.1250 0.03925 72 63 9 0
4531 They said it was going to get pretty frosty this week 1.1250 0.04395 72 64 7 1
4532 OK, you can let them in now, I found a carrot stew recipe. 1.1250 0.03925 72 63 9 0
4533 Where's Waldo? 1.1250 0.04395 72 64 7 1
4534 it's the christms episode of The Walking Dead filming here,honey 1.1250 0.04820 72 65 5 2
4535 Ignore them, honey. They smell fear. 1.1250 0.03925 72 63 9 0
4536 Don't worry, they only eat frozen brains 1.1250 0.04395 72 64 7 1
4537 Although my maiden name was Thunberg but now I am Greta Katz. 1.1250 0.03925 72 63 9 0
4538 The carolers are here Stanley! 1.1250 0.04395 72 64 7 1
4539 No, I won't make you more snowmen so you have someone else to knit for. 1.1250 0.04395 72 64 7 1
4540 frankly,I am worried about those carrots freezing. 1.1250 0.04395 72 64 7 1
4541 If it will make you feel better,I'll go get the hair dryer. 1.1250 0.03925 72 63 9 0
4542 Am I the only one feeling a little overwhelmed this holiday season? 1.1250 0.03925 72 63 9 0
4543 I think this will be a very long winter.. 1.1250 0.04395 72 64 7 1
4544 And I thought that yarn was taking over the house! 1.1250 0.03925 72 63 9 0
4545 Honestly. Give them a lump of coal and they just stare at you for more. 1.1250 0.04395 72 64 7 1
4546 So your Etsy store has really taken off since that favorable review from Frosty_456, eh? 1.1250 0.04395 72 64 7 1
4547 I figured our new neighbors weren't neighborly, but I didn't know they were abominable. 1.1250 0.03925 72 63 9 0
4548 The Falcon and the Snowman" is on TV tonight 1.1250 0.04395 72 64 7 1
4549 They always seem to show up when we have hot chocolate and cookies! 1.1250 0.04395 72 64 7 1
4550 those damn kids again! 1.1250 0.03925 72 63 9 0
4551 See? I told you not to feed the neighbor’s snowman. 1.1250 0.04395 72 64 7 1
4552 That is not what I meant when I said, "keep your demons behind you". 1.1250 0.04395 72 64 7 1
4553 I know you want to be neighborly, but knitting scarves for all of them just isn't practical. 1.1250 0.04820 72 65 5 2
4554 Tell them we're sorry -- but it's even warmer in here than the arctic -- at least for now. 1.1250 0.04820 72 65 5 2
4555 You said you only knit my sweater with love 1.1250 0.03925 72 63 9 0
4556 I miss Bill Waterson... 1.1250 0.04395 72 64 7 1
4557 I knew winter was coming but I didn’t realize it would be so nosy. 1.1250 0.04820 72 65 5 2
4558 Oh, the snowmen outside are frightful.... 1.1250 0.04820 72 65 5 2
4559 Sure, you'll be back before your dad stays awake after work-from-home. 1.1250 0.04395 72 64 7 1
4560 The souls of the damned await entry into the netherworld 1.1250 0.04395 72 64 7 1
4561 Says here climate activist @FrostyAF's tweets are threatening mob violence. 1.1250 0.03925 72 63 9 0
4562 I told you not to put that snowball in the freezer. 1.1250 0.03925 72 63 9 0
4563 It says here, Dorothy, “ as the Arab Spring revolution fizzled out, others have taken up the cause” 1.1250 0.04395 72 64 7 1
4564 Get him to Live Stream, Frosty the Snowman. 1.1250 0.04395 72 64 7 1
4565 Oh, I love to nibble on their noses! 1.1250 0.04395 72 64 7 1
4566 Honey, the almanac is saying it’s going to be an aggressive winter. 1.1250 0.04820 72 65 5 2
4567 Sorry, I'm not getting any results for The Snowmen of Christmas Past. 1.1250 0.03925 72 63 9 0
4568 Look, if I'm not concerned about white people nosing into my business, why should you be? 1.1250 0.04395 72 64 7 1
4569 Abominable means loathsome, but these are lovable. 1.1250 0.03925 72 63 9 0
4570 Maybe if you hadn't played "It's Raining Men" over and over last night... 1.1250 0.04395 72 64 7 1
4571 It looks like you have a lot of explaining to do. 1.1250 0.04395 72 64 7 1
4572 We should really let Toby have his computer back, Honey. 1.1250 0.04395 72 64 7 1
4573 They all want the old silk hat now that Frosty melted. 1.1250 0.04395 72 64 7 1
4574 It’s time to build a wall between Canada and America. 1.1250 0.04395 72 64 7 1
4575 I told you not to troll Frosty. 1.1250 0.03925 72 63 9 0
4576 ...it’s not that cold in here. 1.1250 0.04395 72 64 7 1
4577 They just want to know what happens to Olaf 1.1250 0.04395 72 64 7 1
4578 Please, George, can't we turn up the heat just a bit? 1.1250 0.03925 72 63 9 0
4579 Relax. Abominable Snowmen don't really exist. 1.1250 0.04820 72 65 5 2
4580 Thanks again for knitting their hats. 1.1250 0.03925 72 63 9 0
4581 Can you turn up the thermostat honey, it's feeling a bit frostier than usual? 1.1250 0.04395 72 64 7 1
4582 How's that knitting thing going? 1.1250 0.04395 72 64 7 1
4583 I say just knit him the hat . . . and hurry. 1.1250 0.04820 72 65 5 2
4584 Greta has everyone marching. 1.1250 0.04395 72 64 7 1
4585 No wonder I have a cold shoulder. 1.1250 0.03925 72 63 9 0
4586 Jesus should really let dead people come to Christmas! 1.1250 0.04820 72 65 5 2
4587 Never mind the scarves, Alice. Just keep making hats. It says you need to melt the BRAIN." 1.1250 0.04395 72 64 7 1
4588 That's weird. The forecast just says "Frosty" a bunch of times. 1.1250 0.04395 72 64 7 1
4589 Amazon Prime just delivered the Snowmen you ordered 1.1250 0.04395 72 64 7 1
4590 Wow, Paul. You've put us in quite a snowy situation here. 1.1250 0.04820 72 65 5 2
4591 We should stop roasting chestnuts in the fireplace. 1.1250 0.03925 72 63 9 0
4592 They're waiting for us to put on the next episode Mandelorian. 1.1250 0.04395 72 64 7 1
4593 Your knitting brings all the snowmen to the yard. 1.1250 0.04395 72 64 7 1
4594 Yes, I remember that kid Calvin from across the street. Why, is he outside talking to his stuffed tiger again? 1.1250 0.04395 72 64 7 1
4595 Do you ever just get a weird vibe? 1.1250 0.04820 72 65 5 2
4596 I thought they liked the cold. 1.1250 0.04395 72 64 7 1
4597 According to Wikipedia they should be kicking in by now. 1.1250 0.04395 72 64 7 1
4598 Why don't we invite your mother over tonight? 1.1250 0.04395 72 64 7 1
4599 Huh... there IS a rule that if you knit something for one of them, you have to knit something for all of them. It's " Nanna Clause." 1.1250 0.04395 72 64 7 1
4600 Your tweet for handmade scarfs and caps just went viral. 1.1250 0.03925 72 63 9 0
4601 Let me guess...they’re worried about global warming again. 1.1250 0.03925 72 63 9 0
4602 Don't worry, they'll go away in the spring. 1.1250 0.04395 72 64 7 1
4603 Invite them in. The idea of melting sounds hot to me. 1.1250 0.04395 72 64 7 1
4604 Apparently that one realizes that a knitted scarf does not provide enough warmth to be an existential threat. 1.1250 0.05210 72 66 3 3
4605 This is quite an elaborate way to prove your knitting serves a purpose. 1.1250 0.04395 72 64 7 1
4606 Stick with hats, dear—the scarves might end up around my neck. 1.1250 0.04820 72 65 5 2
4607 HELP ME! Cause I’d rather not spend the rest of my life knitting on this F%$# couch. 1.1250 0.04820 72 65 5 2
4608 Their cold stare is getting to me. 1.1250 0.03925 72 63 9 0
4609 This has just snowballed out of control. 1.1250 0.04395 72 64 7 1
4610 Ignore them. Spring will eventually come. 1.1250 0.04395 72 64 7 1
4611 Shall I bake a carrot cake? 1.1250 0.04395 72 64 7 1
4612 It's as frosty as can be out there as far as I can see! 1.1250 0.04395 72 64 7 1
4613 Boy, I never figured Amazon could be that quick! 1.1250 0.04820 72 65 5 2
4614 They’re back again. 1.1250 0.04395 72 64 7 1
4615 How long have I been saying that we need better enforcement of our northern border? 1.1250 0.04395 72 64 7 1
4616 Honey, look the windows are a little Frosty. 1.1250 0.03925 72 63 9 0
4617 Honey, did you say everyone's sick and tired and no one wants to watch the impeachment trial anymore? 1.1250 0.03925 72 63 9 0
4618 Yea, pretty sure they just want to watch Disney streaming.... 1.1250 0.03925 72 63 9 0
4619 ...A ridiculous movie about everyone turning into snowmen and attacking ordinary people. I can't imagine that will scare anyone. 1.1235 0.03678 81 71 10 0
4620 Flights to Australia are looking cheap. 1.1235 0.03678 81 71 10 0
4621 Travel pillows are on the third floor. 1.1233 0.04338 73 65 7 1
4622 They’re carroting not caroling. 1.1233 0.04338 73 65 7 1
4623 I told you to never leave food for them. 1.1233 0.03875 73 64 9 0
4624 This gentrification has gotten out of hand. 1.1233 0.04338 73 65 7 1
4625 I’ve been reading a lot of Calvin and Hobbes” Jude Baue 1.1233 0.04338 73 65 7 1
4626 It looks like winter is finally here. 1.1233 0.04338 73 65 7 1
4627 Honey, do we still have that old snow blower in the garage? 1.1233 0.03875 73 64 9 0
4628 Honey, the Jews are back for more... 1.1233 0.04338 73 65 7 1
4629 Weather.com is right. It is a bit Frosty outside. 1.1233 0.04338 73 65 7 1
4630 I heard they can track your carbon footprint now 1.1233 0.04756 73 66 5 2
4631 You're gonna need a bigger snow blower 1.1233 0.03875 73 64 9 0
4632 Apparently, climate change has driven them south this year... 1.1233 0.04338 73 65 7 1
4633 No, we can't let them in; think of the carrot clutter as they melt away. 1.1233 0.04338 73 65 7 1
4634 It's a common phallic fantasy among fundamentalist Christian women who can't get enough, uh, Christmas. 1.1233 0.04756 73 66 5 2
4635 Knit one, purl two thousand. 1.1233 0.04338 73 65 7 1
4636 Ignore them. Global warming is in the air. 1.1233 0.03875 73 64 9 0
4637 I told you not to eat all the carrots. 1.1233 0.03875 73 64 9 0
4638 They hold you responsible for global warming. 1.1233 0.03875 73 64 9 0
4639 You’ll never keep up with demand. They sell hand-knit caps on Amazon. How many do you need? 1.1233 0.03875 73 64 9 0
4640 Night of the slaying white 1.1216 0.04282 74 66 7 1
4641 I'm not even sure what this app does. 1.1216 0.03825 74 65 9 0
4642 Hark, the carrot-nosed carolers accrue. 1.1216 0.04282 74 66 7 1
4643 Maybe if you stop knitting them clothes, they’d stop hounding us. 1.1216 0.04282 74 66 7 1
4644 Honey, did you post the ad for the snow blower?” 1.1216 0.04282 74 66 7 1
4645 Why the Caribbean? That's where we went last winter. 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
4646 I think I made an error in my shopping cart. 1.1200 0.03778 75 66 9 0
4647 You can always eat more, but you can’t eat less. 1.1200 0.03778 75 66 9 0
4648 Did you agree to host another Debate Watch Party? 1.1186 0.05451 59 54 3 2
4649 Night Of The Walking Snow 1.1186 0.04886 59 53 5 1
4650 I was watching the Twilight Zine while listening to Frosty the Snowman, and then the record started to skip. 1.1186 0.05451 59 54 3 2
4651 I'm searching to see how Hitchcock solved the same probelm in the Birds 1.1186 0.04886 59 53 5 1
4652 Frosty has had a lot of work done, his nose doesn't even resemble a button anymore. 1.1186 0.04886 59 53 5 1
4653 It's frightening -we've never been snowed in like this before 1.1186 0.04886 59 53 5 1
4654 So far your “homemade wool hats” post on Craig’s list has gotten no response. 1.1186 0.04886 59 53 5 1
4655 I'm installing the new macOS. It's named Yeti. 1.1186 0.04886 59 53 5 1
4656 I presume their internet is down. 1.1186 0.05451 59 54 3 2
4657 I knew we shouldn't have used genetically modified carrots. 1.1186 0.04886 59 53 5 1
4658 Are you sure you want to name the villain of your novel "frosty"? 1.1186 0.04886 59 53 5 1
4659 Did you check the lock? 1.1186 0.04886 59 53 5 1
4660 Welcome Major Tom! great to see you back at ground control please leave your helmet at the lobby desk this season we have protein pills special merry christmas to you and your beloved wife! 1.1184 0.04175 76 68 7 1
4661 Setting up an online store right now, hon, quit our jobs, sell the house and move to Cali. I knew your knitting would turn into a blessing one day. 1.1184 0.03731 76 67 9 0
4662 They must have heard we gave out those full sized candy bars at Halloween. 1.1184 0.04175 76 68 7 1
4663 They must have all gone to the same plastic surgeon. 1.1184 0.04175 76 68 7 1
4664 Honey do you have that flamethrower handy? I think it is the Frostypocalypse! 1.1184 0.04576 76 69 5 2
4665 They are wishing us a Creepy Christmas. 1.1176 0.03936 68 60 8 0
4666 reversed climate change 1.1176 0.03936 68 60 8 0
4667 It's like Frozen merged with The Walking Dead. 1.1176 0.04927 68 62 4 2
4668 Don't worry, this website says zombie snowmen don't exist. 1.1176 0.03936 68 60 8 0
4669 I told you not to start feeding them. 1.1176 0.03936 68 60 8 0
4670 Aren't you happy that Vermont legalized mushrooms? 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
4671 Did you leave the charcoal outside again? 1.1176 0.03936 68 60 8 0
4672 You should have started your holiday knitting earlier... 1.1176 0.03936 68 60 8 0
4673 I don't care if they don't all have hats yet, Marjorie, you said you'd knit something for ME. 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
4674 Frosty the Snowman is on television tonight. 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
4675 Why did you post ‘carrots are good for you!” 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
4676 Hmm...so that's why the price of carrots have skyrocketed. 1.1176 0.03936 68 60 8 0
4677 Dear Amazon: My order was one. 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
4678 Honey..Could you turn the heat up please? 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
4679 Where did you say Spot peed again? 1.1176 0.03936 68 60 8 0
4680 But honey, they look so cold. Can't we just bring them inside to warm up? 1.1176 0.03936 68 60 8 0
4681 The carrot farmers hacked my artificial intelligence program. 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
4682 Honey, did you ever patent that snow-clone idea of yours? 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
4683 I'll order more carrots. 1.1176 0.03936 68 60 8 0
4684 Boy, it's really frosty out there! 1.1176 0.04459 68 61 6 1
4685 They just want to watch the last season of Game of Thrones with you. 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
4686 Don’t worry they’re vegan zombies! 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
4687 It's like a zombie attack, but somehow more chilling. 1.1167 0.05363 60 55 3 2
4688 Hah, spellcheck turned "lo mein" into "snowmen"! 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
4689 Global warming protest - but don't worry, their arms have already melted off. 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
4690 Just what we need - more cold white people in the neighborhood 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
4691 There has to be a better way to deliver fresh produce 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
4692 Which floor is the moon? 1.1159 0.04397 69 62 6 1
4693 want you home for _ dinner at 7” 1.1159 0.03882 69 61 8 0
4694 I already warned that a rooftop disco named ‘Space’ would lead to misunderstandings 1.1159 0.04397 69 62 6 1
4695 I’m glad the kids are playing outside again, but there’s something to be said for video games. 1.1159 0.03882 69 61 8 0
4696 When Spring comes they'll turn into Z's. It's a waste of carrots. 1.1159 0.04397 69 62 6 1
4697 Don't worry, they are last Christmas's zombies 1.1159 0.04397 69 62 6 1
4698 It's just another 'global warming' demonstration. 1.1159 0.03882 69 61 8 0
4699 Carolers! what are the words to Frosty the Snowmen? 1.1159 0.03882 69 61 8 0
4700 My #abominable is really trending. 1.1159 0.03882 69 61 8 0
4701 They know that you are downloading FROZEN !! 1.1159 0.03882 69 61 8 0
4702 Quick, Google white zombie snowmen. 1.1159 0.03882 69 61 8 0
4703 Just act natural honey, its the snow-entologists 1.1159 0.04858 69 63 4 2
4704 The carrot lobby wins again. 1.1159 0.03882 69 61 8 0
4705 Zombie snowmen! What’s next? Blood sucking Santas? 1.1159 0.04397 69 62 6 1
4706 You never appreciated by knitting, Greg. 1.1159 0.04858 69 63 4 2
4707 ...Googling "How to Make a Snow Woman"....Why? 1.1159 0.04397 69 62 6 1
4708 Kids today need more homework. 1.1159 0.03882 69 61 8 0
4709 The demand for my scarves is overwhelming. 1.1159 0.03882 69 61 8 0
4710 I know it's a repeat of last year, u can be Kirk this year. 1.1159 0.03882 69 61 8 0
4711 No, Jack, I am not buying more carrots. 1.1159 0.03882 69 61 8 0
4712 First they came for Trump, but I did not care, because I was not a deplorable. 1.1159 0.03882 69 61 8 0
4713 hun, what’s the collective noun for snowmen? 1.1159 0.04397 69 62 6 1
4714 Little darling, how do I get it to play ‘Here Comes The Sun’” 1.1159 0.03882 69 61 8 0
4715 Honey, stop pirating Frozen part 2. 1.1159 0.04397 69 62 6 1
4716 Says here that the spell is broken by removing their hats. 1.1159 0.03882 69 61 8 0
4717 We instill them with that delusion and yet they must know it would mean sudden death. 1.1159 0.03882 69 61 8 0
4718 I’m going to need a bigger skein. 1.1159 0.03882 69 61 8 0
4719 I ordered a scarf for you on Prime now. There was a deal. 1.1159 0.03882 69 61 8 0
4720 I told you that those immigrants are going to ruin our society 1.1159 0.04397 69 62 6 1
4721 The forecast says: The weather outside is frightful 1.1159 0.04397 69 62 6 1
4722 I started a contest for the best Frosty. 1.1159 0.03882 69 61 8 0
4723 Do you wanna build a snowman? 1.1159 0.03882 69 61 8 0
4724 This cold front is closing in... 1.1159 0.03882 69 61 8 0
4725 You'll thank me when the electric bill comes. 1.1159 0.03882 69 61 8 0
4726 Calvin, I thought you quit this years ago. 1.1159 0.03882 69 61 8 0
4727 We’re gonna need a bigger hair dryer. 1.1159 0.03882 69 61 8 0
4728 It was a weird mural choice, Charles. 1.1159 0.03882 69 61 8 0
4729 Sorry, honey, but no group of protesters is going to change my vote on climate change. 1.1159 0.03882 69 61 8 0
4730 Carrot futures are up. 1.1159 0.03882 69 61 8 0
4731 Dad... I think I’ve gone viral 1.1159 0.03882 69 61 8 0
4732 I've tried to warn you that this day would come... 1.1159 0.03882 69 61 8 0
4733 That obnoxious neighbor has started a rumor that we have naked snowwomen in our backyard. 1.1159 0.04397 69 62 6 1
4734 Honey, maybe we should put a few more logs on the fire. 1.1159 0.03882 69 61 8 0
4735 Do you remember when they tried to burn a cross last year, honey? 1.1159 0.04858 69 63 4 2
4736 Apparently the gathering was organized by a bunch of flakes 1.1159 0.03882 69 61 8 0
4737 PETA micro-targeting snowpersons with beaver top hats - Etsy goldmine! 1.1159 0.04397 69 62 6 1
4738 Dear, wasn't the audition for Night of the Living Snow Cone set for 8 a.m. at the studio? 1.1159 0.03882 69 61 8 0
4739 Should I search for flame throwers or carrot eaters on Google? 1.1159 0.03882 69 61 8 0
4740 They are looking for snow women, again. 1.1159 0.03882 69 61 8 0
4741 Oh God , I hope we don’t have a meltdown ? 1.1159 0.04397 69 62 6 1
4742 Looks like Frosty and his Klu Klux Snowman Klan still aren’t good with couples like us. 1.1159 0.04858 69 63 4 2
4743 My Tweet about global warming has generated a lot of new followers. 1.1159 0.03882 69 61 8 0
4744 If they sing their divine carols, I could give some cookies. 1.1159 0.04858 69 63 4 2
4745 If they come in and stay overnight, we'll never be able to get them out! 1.1159 0.03882 69 61 8 0
4746 They're demanding aa modern lyric rewtite for 'Baby, It's Cold Outside' 1.1159 0.04397 69 62 6 1
4747 Harry, how about some Netflix ... and, um ... chill? 1.1159 0.03882 69 61 8 0
4748 It says here they're millennial snowmen so they all just want to come in, melt, and die. 1.1159 0.03882 69 61 8 0
4749 Maybe the carrot cake wasn’t such a good idea. 1.1159 0.03882 69 61 8 0
4750 Yeah, apparently it is related to climate change... and demonic possession. 1.1159 0.03882 69 61 8 0
4751 The male gaze is back and it's whiter than ever. 1.1159 0.03882 69 61 8 0
4752 I found a blow torch and a sump pump on e-bay. 1.1159 0.04858 69 63 4 2
4753 ‘Is it Frosty outside?’ 1.1159 0.03882 69 61 8 0
4754 Damn! It’s going up to 52 degrees tomorrow and I’ll have to spend the weekend raking up carrots and lumps of coal, again. 1.1159 0.03882 69 61 8 0
4755 Ma'am, we need those scarves done before the sun comes up! 1.1159 0.03882 69 61 8 0
4756 Sorry, I’m afraid I’m all out of carrots. 1.1159 0.03882 69 61 8 0
4757 Friendly? Time for the blowtorches. 1.1159 0.04397 69 62 6 1
4758 Hey hon, listen to this guy's wacko belief that melted snowmen come back as zombies... 1.1159 0.04397 69 62 6 1
4759 It's OK, they really like the cold. 1.1159 0.04397 69 62 6 1
4760 You left the gate open again, didn't you. 1.1159 0.03882 69 61 8 0
4761 Honey, I did tell you to not let Fido pee on that snowman. 1.1159 0.03882 69 61 8 0
4762 I wish I’d never taken up knitting. 1.1159 0.03882 69 61 8 0
4763 It’s because you won’t visit your parents... 1.1159 0.03882 69 61 8 0
4764 Honey, could you please grab me some more carrots? 1.1159 0.03882 69 61 8 0
4765 Santa Con was bad enough. Now it's zombie Snowmen . 1.1159 0.03882 69 61 8 0
4766 Google doesn’t know whether snowmen are anti-vegan. Why do you ask? 1.1159 0.03882 69 61 8 0
4767 Turns out the undead like to build snowmen too. 1.1159 0.03882 69 61 8 0
4768 Look who just rolled up. 1.1159 0.04397 69 62 6 1
4769 What if Frosty offended the sorcerer's apprentice? 1.1159 0.03882 69 61 8 0
4770 Last month some of them were built with two carrots, so now they’re multiplying. 1.1159 0.04858 69 63 4 2
4771 Don't you love a winter evening at home? 1.1159 0.04397 69 62 6 1
4772 Quick! Get your hair dryer. 1.1159 0.03882 69 61 8 0
4773 I don’t think inviting them in for a cup of tea is a good idea. 1.1159 0.03882 69 61 8 0
4774 Yes, the snowman apocalypse is much cuter than the zombies we had last month. 1.1159 0.03882 69 61 8 0
4775 It must really be cold out there! 1.1159 0.03882 69 61 8 0
4776 Why do you ask? Of course no one appreciates your knitting more than I do. 1.1159 0.04397 69 62 6 1
4777 Just be thankful they are not zombies! 1.1159 0.04397 69 62 6 1
4778 ”The Snowmen Strike Back. Chapter One. 1.1159 0.04397 69 62 6 1
4779 Honey, I'm not exaggerating. There's a killer snowstorm out there. 1.1159 0.03882 69 61 8 0
4780 Let me complete my snowman kit order and I'll be right with you. 1.1159 0.03882 69 61 8 0
4781 Say, um, Baby... does it feel a little cold inside? 1.1159 0.03882 69 61 8 0
4782 ‘Mondays, am I right? 1.1154 0.04463 78 71 5 2
4783 Hide your knitting and shut the curtains. A warm front’s coming. 1.1143 0.04337 70 63 6 1
4784 How was I supposed to know they preferred to be called Snow People?! 1.1143 0.04337 70 63 6 1
4785 Just threaten them with your hairdryer and they will run the other way. 1.1143 0.03830 70 62 8 0
4786 You keep an eye on them. I'll go turn up the heat. 1.1143 0.03830 70 62 8 0
4787 In my tweet about snowmen I see now I made a typo. Well, not a big deal, no one will notice. 1.1143 0.03830 70 62 8 0
4788 Ugh looks like Mickey needed to carry some damn water again. 1.1143 0.03830 70 62 8 0
4789 They want us to do more to fight global warming. 1.1143 0.03830 70 62 8 0
4790 I don’t want to hear your complaints.... I warned you: knit a hat for one, then they all want a hat. 1.1143 0.04791 70 64 4 2
4791 Snowman zombie attack? Sounds like a cool name for a band....why? 1.1143 0.03830 70 62 8 0
4792 Honey, who did you pay to plough the driveway this year? 1.1143 0.03830 70 62 8 0
4793 Close the drapes, honey. It’s too warm for them inside.” Don Dechman, Austin, TX 1.1143 0.04337 70 63 6 1
4794 According to this test, we’ve earned a ‘Save Frosty’ badge. 1.1143 0.04337 70 63 6 1
4795 Great, now they all want a knitted scarf. 1.1143 0.04791 70 64 4 2
4796 When life hands you carrots, make carrot juice. 1.1143 0.04337 70 63 6 1
4797 It's the new Military Smowman Force 1.1139 0.04408 79 72 5 2
4798 I told you to stop yarning for those strays... 1.1127 0.04279 71 64 6 1
4799 Honey, could you please go out and get the children 1.1127 0.04279 71 64 6 1
4800 Yes, I ran into the snowman. Why do you ask? 1.1127 0.03779 71 63 8 0
4801 Junior’s medicine doesn’t seem to be working. 1.1127 0.04279 71 64 6 1
4802 Just give them the damn figgy pudding. 1.1127 0.03779 71 63 8 0
4803 The weathermen are predicting record snowmen this week. 1.1127 0.03779 71 63 8 0
4804 Honey, are you sure those weren’t ‘special cookies’? 1.1125 0.04355 80 73 5 2
4805 Here you are sir, home—where | no one can hear you scream. 1.1111 0.03991 63 56 7 0
4806 Uh-oh, here they are again... and we shovelled them only just a few hours ago! 1.1111 0.03730 72 64 8 0
4807 I sure wish that Snow Mobile was on time!!! 1.1111 0.04588 63 57 5 1
4808 Chill...it’s just my nosey neighbors who are trying to warm up to me... 1.1111 0.05116 63 58 3 2
4809 They're here for your corn cob pipe. 1.1111 0.05116 63 58 3 2
4810 Honey, when does global warming get here again? 1.1111 0.03991 63 56 7 0
4811 Don't worry, we'll get them all back next summer. 1.1111 0.03991 63 56 7 0
4812 Says here people are really freaking out about the climate warming up .. 1.1111 0.03991 63 56 7 0
4813 Honey, did you forget to lock the gate? 1.1111 0.03991 63 56 7 0
4814 Should we ask the neighbors to take some of their decorations down? 1.1111 0.03991 63 56 7 0
4815 It's gettin' hot in here.... 1.1111 0.03991 63 56 7 0
4816 No wonder you are so cold all the time. 1.1111 0.04588 63 57 5 1
4817 How large is our freezer, honey? 1.1111 0.03991 63 56 7 0
4818 No wonder there's a shortage of carrots 1.1111 0.04222 72 65 6 1
4819 Gosh, I’m so sick of these Snowhovah witnesses always coming around this time of year! 1.1111 0.03730 72 64 8 0
4820 It says here, you shouldn't have used the snowblower this morning 1.1111 0.03991 63 56 7 0
4821 You’re definitely trending on Etsy. 1.1111 0.03991 63 56 7 0
4822 Don’t worry, Frosty. Your hat is almost done. 1.1111 0.03991 63 56 7 0
4823 I told you that my crocheting would take off sooner or later. 1.1111 0.03991 63 56 7 0
4824 If they continue to reproduce, we may not have a spring this year! 1.1111 0.04222 72 65 6 1
4825 Honey, is that play you're reading called THE ICEMAN COMETH or THE ICEMEN COMETH? 1.1111 0.03991 63 56 7 0
4826 I told you to not buy the "Old Silk Hat"... Turn the heat up. 1.1111 0.04588 63 57 5 1
4827 Climate change won't affect us. 1.1111 0.03991 63 56 7 0
4828 Snowmen? Well, you won't believe what Trump just tweeted. 1.1111 0.04222 72 65 6 1
4829 "I was wondering where all the carrots went." 1.1111 0.04588 63 57 5 1
4830 You should have told them their mouth was sold separately. 1.1111 0.03991 63 56 7 0
4831 The Children of the Cold 1.1111 0.03991 63 56 7 0
4832 I see nothing about it on Facebook, Instagram, or Twitter, therefore.... 1.1111 0.03991 63 56 7 0
4833 Aww, I think they're cold. 1.1111 0.03991 63 56 7 0
4834 Told you we shouldn’t watch Frosty the Snowman. 1.1111 0.03991 63 56 7 0
4835 Yeah, jerry said new folks had moved in-- 1.1111 0.04588 63 57 5 1
4836 This is as close as I can get you. 1.1111 0.04588 63 57 5 1
4837 I thought you said they melted 1.1111 0.03991 63 56 7 0
4838 Climate-change deniers. 1.1111 0.04588 63 57 5 1
4839 I think our account has been hacked again 1.1111 0.03991 63 56 7 0
4840 I think my Frosty Facebook group just backfired. 1.1111 0.03991 63 56 7 0
4841 It was a dream...please wait til Christmas Day! 1.1111 0.03991 63 56 7 0
4842 Honey, you didn't by any chance regift that scarf I knitted for you, did you? 1.1111 0.03991 63 56 7 0
4843 I love the new screen, but maybe another channel would be worth a try. 1.1111 0.04588 63 57 5 1
4844 Next, I suppose they'll all want gloves, too. 1.1111 0.04222 72 65 6 1
4845 Which one of you is Frosty? 1.1111 0.03991 63 56 7 0
4846 All of a sudden, I’m craving carrot cake. 1.1111 0.04222 72 65 6 1
4847 What exactly do you give them for their corn cob pipes? 1.1111 0.03991 63 56 7 0
4848 Just in case 14 carrots wasn't enough. 1.1111 0.03991 63 56 7 0
4849 Honey, I’m getting really tired of these “Where’s Waldo” re-enactments 1.1111 0.03991 63 56 7 0
4850 For some reason I’m craving a shave ice. 1.1111 0.03991 63 56 7 0
4851 I see it has been a good year for the carrot crop. 1.1111 0.04588 63 57 5 1
4852 Christ Carl! Those Canadian refugees give me the creeps. 1.1111 0.03991 63 56 7 0
4853 a Frosty relationship 1.1111 0.04588 63 57 5 1
4854 When you mentioned favourite ice-cream recipes for a cooking show, it sounded like you said cooking "snow." 1.1111 0.04588 63 57 5 1
4855 Haven’t you noticed? It happens every time we talk about global warming. 1.1111 0.04588 63 57 5 1
4856 I’ll see if I can find the rest of the caps on line. 1.1096 0.04166 73 66 6 1
4857 Our dog digs a little in the neighbor's petunias, and this is what happens. 1.1096 0.03681 73 65 8 0
4858 'A Frosty apocalypse?' Ridiculous. 1.1096 0.04166 73 66 6 1
4859 Karen, looking will only encourage them. 1.1096 0.04600 73 67 4 2
4860 I told you to stop reading so much Calvin & Hobbs. 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
4861 Don't worry, honey, they're cool. 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
4862 If we keep the fireplace roaring we'll be fine. 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
4863 Be careful who you knit for. 1.1081 0.03634 74 66 8 0
4864 I just don't see the point of knitting so many woolly hats 1.1081 0.03634 74 66 8 0
4865 Honey, why did Alexa just order 5000 corn cob pipes on eBay? 1.1081 0.04112 74 67 6 1
4866 Noisy neighbors, don’t worry, tomorrow’s weather is 45 F and sunny. 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
4867 Says here, keep zombie mobs outside, but snowmen you can let in. 1.1077 0.04963 65 60 3 2
4868 Dad! I know where all our carrots went! Look outside! 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
4869 Just ignore them, and they'll go away. 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
4870 You're gonna need a bigger skein 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
4871 Wow, those snowman seeds really sprouted this year. 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
4872 I noticed we’re out of carrots today. Pick some up. 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
4873 I put the heat up to 90, if they get in it'll be puddle city! 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
4874 The fear of missing out was greater than the idea of feeling warm. 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
4875 Maybe they are the ghosts of winters past? 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
4876 Why is that one yellow... where’s the god damn kid? 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
4877 Trump should have built that wall along the Canadian border. 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
4878 We could invite them in, George, but I'm worried about our new carpeting 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
4879 Because carrots last a lot longer than avocados, I guess. 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
4880 Zombie snowmen going in for the kill 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
4881 The boys might not love your scarfs, but they’re a big hit with Frosty and his gang. 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
4882 Honey, did you forget to feed the snowmen? 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
4883 I wasn’t expecting such a Frosty reception either. 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
4884 Must've had a sale at the magic hat outlet today. 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
4885 Your knitted hats have developed a cult following. 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
4886 I suddenly felt the urge to turn around and make sure. Oh my god! For the first time he looked up and whispered calmly “See, the creative mind is a strange place. If you strongly believe in it, it brings even the most absurd ideas vividly into life.” 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
4887 Oscars so white. Is that the KKK? 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
4888 Skein, hank ... just get me as much yarn as you can. 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
4889 They obviously haven't read your Etsy reviews. 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
4890 Knit faster. I'll order more wool. 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
4891 I guess we need to buy more wool... 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
4892 It is saying to grab a hair dryer. 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
4893 It looks like Frosty's family got here a little early. 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
4894 I’m not sure that it was such a good idea to put that old silk hat you found on e-bay 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
4895 ``Honey, remember when I warned you about your anti-snowman tweets?'' 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
4896 Don't look, you'll only encourage them. 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
4897 Zombie snowman: yeah right deer 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
4898 I told you you shouldn’t have given them food... 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
4899 Honey, I think we should turn up the heat. 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
4900 It's looking like a Netflix and chill night. 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
4901 I'm shopping online for a few heat lamps. 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
4902 They’re vegans. They demand olives instead of coal for their eyes. 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
4903 Honey, Google Climate Change. Apparently, it's now colder in here than it is outside. 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
4904 The local news is only forecasting a 5% chance of snowman invasion tonight. 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
4905 I'm inviting a few people over tonight. 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
4906 Word got out that our furnace is busted. They want to come in to cool down a bit... 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
4907 Don’t worry, when the sun comes up they all disappear. 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
4908 Honey,did you forget to feed the kids? 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
4909 Weatherperson says it's going to be cold enough to frost a snowman's unmentionables tonight. 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
4910 If this is about the Paris Agreement, I'll tell you what I told the last group: His name is 'Ronald Stump,' and you've got the wrong house! 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
4911 Have kids, they said. It'll be fun, they said. 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
4912 I thought I heard a thumpety thump thump on the window. 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
4913 Tell them to find some other magic. I bought the old silk hat on ebay fair and square. I'm not giving it back! 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
4914 If you feed them, they’ll never go away. 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
4915 Making another hat for Frosty? 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
4916 I optimized your Etsy profile today for knitted scarves. Guess I forgot to turn off location services. 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
4917 Warming marching to within view. 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
4918 They haven’t figured out the Tiki torches yet.” 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
4919 Paul get off of facebook, I see 150 snowpeople staring at us. 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
4920 Oh,no. They're looking for more carrots! 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
4921 Night of the Long Carrots. 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
4922 Maybe using the Twitter handle Frosty to tweet about global warming was a bad idea. 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
4923 Can he send to Trump a tweet on our behalf that we are in favor of impeachment? 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
4924 At home with Calvin and his new bride. 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
4925 Did I mention that I also promised them mittens. 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
4926 Go ahead and book it ; he weather outside is getting frightful. 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
4927 Honey, we’re being invaded by Calvin from Calvin & Hobbes. Call Hägar and Beetle Bailey for support. Lord knows the liberal cartoonists at The New Yorker don’t let us keep an arsenal. 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
4928 Yes, someone posted about you knitting. 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
4929 Soon we'll both be endangered species. 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
4930 Snow paparazzi. Not to worry. They will be gone in a few months." 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
4931 They've come to see our Christmas light. 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
4932 Better safe than sorry 1.1061 0.04387 66 60 5 1
4933 I told you not to leave a a bowl of ice cubes on the door step. 1.1061 0.03819 66 59 7 0
4934 They say global warming is changing our holidays too. 1.1061 0.03819 66 59 7 0
4935 Did Frosty bring his cousins? 1.1061 0.04387 66 60 5 1
4936 Can we come in? It's too cold outside. (Cough, global warming.) 1.1061 0.04387 66 60 5 1
4937 If it gets any warmer outside, we'll be eating carrot cake for breakfast 1.1061 0.03819 66 59 7 0
4938 A Snow People's march? If they're hungry, they can eat their noses. 1.1061 0.04387 66 60 5 1
4939 I think you need to order at least three more hats. 1.1061 0.03819 66 59 7 0
4940 They say they’re here to take Timmy on a magical journey. TIMMY... your friends are here. 1.1061 0.04387 66 60 5 1
4941 They say the Antarctic caravan has finally made it across the borders. 1.1061 0.04387 66 60 5 1
4942 Honey, you didn’t pee outside did you? 1.1061 0.03819 66 59 7 0
4943 Don’t worry. They can see. They can smell. But they won’t talk. 1.1061 0.03819 66 59 7 0
4944 I'm not worried. If they get in they won't last long 1.1061 0.03819 66 59 7 0
4945 Hon ... you ever get the feeling we don't fit in? 1.1061 0.03819 66 59 7 0
4946 Let's see...12 more hats and 7 more scarves. 1.1061 0.03819 66 59 7 0
4947 Did you list our second refrigerator on Airbnb again? 1.1061 0.04387 66 60 5 1
4948 They heard I’m running auditions for Footloose & Frozen 3. 1.1061 0.03819 66 59 7 0
4949 I think they've heard about Greenland 1.1061 0.04387 66 60 5 1
4950 Close the curtains dear, there’s a bit of a draft 1.1061 0.03819 66 59 7 0
4951 With you working all the time, it's more frosty in here than it is outside. 1.1061 0.04387 66 60 5 1
4952 How cute, all the little snowflakes have grown up! 1.1061 0.03819 66 59 7 0
4953 They'll go away ... it says here that global warming is a seasonal thing. 1.1053 0.03544 76 68 8 0
4954 I think having no mouths frustrates them when they go caroling. 1.1053 0.04805 57 52 4 1
4955 Honey, do you still have the number of that therapist? 1.1045 0.04324 67 61 5 1
4956 Just don't pay any attention and they'll go 1.1045 0.03765 67 60 7 0
4957 Hun, I told you if you gave one to Frosty the rest of them would expect free handouts, too. 1.1045 0.03765 67 60 7 0
4958 Ach! The new TV should be on the opposite wall. 1.1045 0.03765 67 60 7 0
4959 Stop emailing and just go tell them to make a single file line and to be patient. I’m knitting as fast as I can. 1.1045 0.04324 67 61 5 1
4960 That's the guy who filmed me soliciting a snow job, Stay Frosty men. ''Operation Olaf'' commences at dawn. 1.1045 0.03765 67 60 7 0
4961 Quick question, where do you guys keep the hairdryer? 1.1045 0.03765 67 60 7 0
4962 And now, if I click on "delete",, they will all disappear. 1.1045 0.04324 67 61 5 1
4963 Don't worry Sharon. Once they get their torches lit, the problem will fix itself. 1.1045 0.03765 67 60 7 0
4964 Dang, I can’t even type my password! 1.1045 0.04324 67 61 5 1
4965 All right all ready, impeach him before we're all reduced to puddles. 1.1045 0.04324 67 61 5 1
4966 Honey? Did you tweet something derogatory about snowmen? 1.1045 0.04324 67 61 5 1
4967 I told you the thermostat is set too low. 1.1045 0.04819 67 62 3 2
4968 Honey, could we please just order the caps and scarfs on-line? 1.1029 0.03713 68 61 7 0
4969 You give a present once and now the whole family expects it. 1.1029 0.03713 68 61 7 0
4970 Sorry, dear. I had told my students to utilize teamwork on a project of their choice. 1.1029 0.04263 68 62 5 1
4971 Looks like they’re migrating since their climate zone is receding. Gosh, I feel bad for the little guys. 1.1029 0.03713 68 61 7 0
4972 I think they're white supremacists reincarnated 1.1029 0.04263 68 62 5 1
4973 The kid's said Parson Brown needed a congregation... 1.1029 0.04263 68 62 5 1
4974 It looks like they only have 300 vacancies in Baja. 1.1029 0.03713 68 61 7 0
4975 So... you wanted some company.... 1.1029 0.03713 68 61 7 0
4976 They say they're not leaving until we sign the Paris Climate Accord. 1.1029 0.03713 68 61 7 0
4977 I warned you about putting that snowball in the freezer. 1.1029 0.03713 68 61 7 0
4978 Do you think white power is becoming more assertive? 1.1029 0.03713 68 61 7 0
4979 Looks like these climate protests will evaporate on their own. 1.1029 0.04263 68 62 5 1
4980 They know where I keep the carrots and coal. 1.1029 0.03713 68 61 7 0
4981 They'll always want more. 1.1029 0.03713 68 61 7 0
4982 It's like we're Snowman TV 1.1026 0.03457 78 70 8 0
4983 Forecasts: Sunny with a chance of desperation. 1.1017 0.03969 59 53 6 0
4984 I am working on a screenplay about zombie snowmen,what do you think? 1.1017 0.03969 59 53 6 0
4985 Honey, I can't find "Snowman" on google translate. 1.1017 0.04647 59 54 4 1
4986 Yet you claim to fight climate change. 1.1017 0.03969 59 53 6 0
4987 ..doesn't say anything about there being thunder last night. i wonder what we heard. 1.1017 0.03969 59 53 6 0
4988 Well, it looks like we have the onions, celery, and potatoes for beef stew tonight, hon 1.1017 0.03969 59 53 6 0
4989 I think they're snowing-in on us 1.1017 0.03969 59 53 6 0
4990 Here’s a site for knitting a scarf in under an hour. Sorry, Honey, it still looks like an all-nighter . 1.1017 0.03969 59 53 6 0
4991 Just Don't don't look at them dear,and they'll go away. 1.1017 0.04647 59 54 4 1
4992 I told you this would happen if you put our address up on your Etsy shop. 1.1017 0.04647 59 54 4 1
4993 Don’t worry, they’ll melt away by morning. 1.1017 0.03969 59 53 6 0
4994 I guess global warming is fake news after all. 1.1017 0.03969 59 53 6 0
4995 Clearly, your wish for fifty carats was misunderstood 1.1017 0.03969 59 53 6 0
4996 How long have you had this frosty relationship with your girlfriend? 1.1017 0.03969 59 53 6 0
4997 Snowmen Solidarity: We would like to feel our toes this winter. No more sweaters, please. 1.1017 0.03969 59 53 6 0
4998 Well, give them a quid and tell them to bug off. 1.1017 0.03969 59 53 6 0
4999 Apparently they didn't get the memo, that flash mobs are so passé. 1.1017 0.03969 59 53 6 0
5000 Why couldn't it have been 'do you want to build a snow angel?' 1.1017 0.03969 59 53 6 0
5001 HEY! YOU TWO SHOULD KISS! 1.1017 0.03969 59 53 6 0
5002 I'm getting annoyed by these climate change protestors. 1.1017 0.03969 59 53 6 0
5003 Honey, let’s give to Greenpeace this year. 1.1017 0.03969 59 53 6 0
5004 Honey, what do you think is the best spyware for our computer? 1.1017 0.03969 59 53 6 0
5005 Check it out, it's not light. They're in to scarves. 1.1017 0.04647 59 54 4 1
5006 I warned you about cloning Frosty. 1.1017 0.03969 59 53 6 0
5007 Let’s just order the scarves from Amazon Prime. They are getting impatient. 1.1017 0.03969 59 53 6 0
5008 Absolutey not! If I let in you'll melt all over my carpet. 1.1017 0.03969 59 53 6 0
5009 Knitting hats and scarves for them gives me hope even if they are an endangered species. 1.1017 0.03969 59 53 6 0
5010 Are border caravans a year-round thing now? 1.1017 0.03969 59 53 6 0
5011 Is that snowball from last year still in the freezer? 1.1017 0.03969 59 53 6 0
5012 Don't worry, they're just protesting global warming. 1.1017 0.04647 59 54 4 1
5013 How cold does it have to get before we let them in, dear? 1.1017 0.03969 59 53 6 0
5014 I told you. If you are going to knit a woolen holiday gift for one of the zombie apocalypse snowmen, you're going to have to knit a woolen holiday gift for all of the zombie apocalypse snowmen. 1.1017 0.03969 59 53 6 0
5015 We sure have a lot of carrot-nosy neighbors. 1.1017 0.04647 59 54 4 1
5016 Don’t worry, it’s their last march for climate change. 1.1017 0.03969 59 53 6 0
5017 Derek,my snowman customers want a refund on their knit accessories. 1.1017 0.04647 59 54 4 1
5018 They won't leave without their figgy pudding. 1.1017 0.04647 59 54 4 1
5019 Sorry guys, Frozen 2 isn't on Disney + yet. 1.1017 0.03969 59 53 6 0
5020 I see there is no shortage of carrots this year. 1.1017 0.03969 59 53 6 0
5021 It appears Snow-Mens Union is growing in members, not to mention their carrots. I spy five more numb skulls needing hats. I'm on it! 1.1017 0.03969 59 53 6 0
5022 Relax, it's going to be in the 70's tomorrow. 1.1017 0.04647 59 54 4 1
5023 Tomorrow is going to be a warm day. How about carrot cake for tea? 1.1017 0.03969 59 53 6 0
5024 Believe me, he's not worth melting for. 1.1017 0.03969 59 53 6 0
5025 I have nothing against boomers. I just don't want them in my backyard.” 1.1017 0.03969 59 53 6 0
5026 See, I told you the thermostat was too low... 1.1017 0.03969 59 53 6 0
5027 I don't mind you disagreeing, Dear, but 'A thousand times No, Man," isn't necessary. 1.1017 0.03969 59 53 6 0
5028 Who would have thought that your op-ed for climate change would be taken seriously? 1.1017 0.03969 59 53 6 0
5029 So if you finish up a few more hats our Christmas list is complete. 1.1017 0.03969 59 53 6 0
5030 Just a second. I think we will be fine. It is supposed to be in the 50's tomorrow. 1.1017 0.03969 59 53 6 0
5031 Honey, stop posting about our trip to Florida. 1.1017 0.03969 59 53 6 0
5032 Did you write another negative review of "Frosty the Snowman" this year? 1.1017 0.04647 59 54 4 1
5033 This isn’t what I meant when I said we’d be willing to share our Netflix account. 1.1017 0.03969 59 53 6 0
5034 They know if you've been bad or good. 1.1017 0.03969 59 53 6 0
5035 I am sorry to inform, but I can't let you all in to get warm! 1.1017 0.03969 59 53 6 0
5036 You wouldn't believe how cold it is out there! 1.1017 0.03969 59 53 6 0
5037 You should not have put up the "Bhaa Humbug" sign. 1.1017 0.03969 59 53 6 0
5038 Didn't I tell you not to plant so many carrots? 1.1017 0.04647 59 54 4 1
5039 Um, maybe you should order a few more tickets than we first thought.... 1.1017 0.03969 59 53 6 0
5040 What’s really unsettling are the red caps they all wear. 1.1017 0.03969 59 53 6 0
5041 What in Jack Frost’s name did you just google? 1.1017 0.03969 59 53 6 0
5042 Did you say carolers or carroters? 1.1017 0.03969 59 53 6 0
5043 They're cold, too! 1.1017 0.03969 59 53 6 0
5044 Frightful indeed. 1.1017 0.03969 59 53 6 0
5045 Honey, the windows are all frostied again." 1.1017 0.03969 59 53 6 0
5046 I feel like the 3-D printing craze is getting old. 1.1017 0.03969 59 53 6 0
5047 Don't worry, they're all Frosty clones 1.1017 0.03969 59 53 6 0
5048 The surveillance state? Check out the latest devices. 1.1014 0.03661 69 62 7 0
5049 I don't know why, but I have a strong craving for carrots. 1.1014 0.04683 69 64 3 2
5050 That’s what happens when you feed one! 1.1014 0.03661 69 62 7 0
5051 They finally escaped the cornfield 1.1014 0.03661 69 62 7 0
5052 Google says it's the annual snowman windows-watching night. 1.1014 0.03661 69 62 7 0
5053 I think they want our dog. 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
5054 I heard you. A 1000 Snowmen........ What's the Netflix password again 1.1000 0.03612 70 63 7 0
5055 Is it true you do not heat your house? 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
5056 Did you order something on Amazon" 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
5057 I think you should lead with global warming. 1.1000 0.04572 60 55 4 1
5058 Oh right, we need to add carrots and ice to our grocery list. 1.1000 0.04572 60 55 4 1
5059 Dear Santa, the snowmen dont seem to know Christmas is over. 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
5060 Honey; where did the baby carrots for the stew come from? Cause these pantsless Snowmen are really freaking me out. 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
5061 I always said your knitting would get us in trouble. 1.1000 0.03612 70 63 7 0
5062 Your Etsy account has really taken off this season, dear. 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
5063 I just ordered a new truckload of carrots honey. Keep knitting. 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
5064 1. Here's Waldo! 2. Remember what happened the last time you invited them in. 3. It's your turn to tell them. 4. They were on sale, and I couldn't resist. 5. George! You left the gate open again. 1.1000 0.04572 60 55 4 1
5065 It's a snowy night to be caroling. 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
5066 Honey, has Johnny been outside again? 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
5067 You may want to rethink your position on global warming. 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
5068 They’re predicting heavy snow accumulation tonight. 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
5069 Honey, I told you not to feed the snowmen again. 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
5070 I thought you said there were twelve days of Christmas. Can't be right! 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
5071 How fast can you knit scarves? 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
5072 Any idea of how I could diversify my consumer base? 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
5073 I told you those hats were a bad idea. 1.1000 0.03612 70 63 7 0
5074 Keep knitting! They don’t call this Snow Capped Mountain for nothing! 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
5075 I told you that you should've given Frozen 2 a better score on Rotten Tomatoes. 1.1000 0.04572 60 55 4 1
5076 Did Putin hack the snowmen too? 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
5077 We need to be the adults here -- it's for their own good. 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
5078 We've got to stop giving away carrots. 1.1000 0.03612 70 63 7 0
5079 Looks like we got at least 4 feet of snow again Carl, only this time can you please try not to get any scarfs or hats caught in the snow blower? 1.1000 0.03612 70 63 7 0
5080 Any chance that carrots are your favorite vegetable? 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
5081 "You've made them caps and scarfs, why don't you just ask them in for hot chocolate." 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
5082 Your scarves are winning Etsy.” 1.1000 0.04572 60 55 4 1
5083 And you thought the Living Dead were scary! 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
5084 This is more than climate change! 1.1000 0.04572 60 55 4 1
5085 It seems they heard, we’re watching the Abominable Snow Man tonight. 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
5086 For “favorite movie” should I put Night of the Living Dead or Frosty the Snowman? 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
5087 Baby it’s warm inside.. 1.1000 0.03612 70 63 7 0
5088 Babe, just text Arya Stark. 1.1000 0.04572 60 55 4 1
5089 I told you I had a twenty-four carrot gift for you, Darling. 1.1000 0.04572 60 55 4 1
5090 You set the thermostat too high... 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
5091 Maybe you should change the channel from the Frosty movie. 1.1000 0.03612 70 63 7 0
5092 I think you forgot their mittens. 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
5093 What website did you order that snowplow from again? 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
5094 If you keep looking out the window they'll never leave... 1.1000 0.03612 70 63 7 0
5095 They want to see you kiss Santa Claus. 1.1000 0.04145 70 64 5 1
5096 Uh, yea.... Let me just edit that ad for our snow blower. 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
5097 Google says they're harmless as long as thy don't have mouths. 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
5098 Have you switched to cashmere yarn?! The wool is very itchy on our necks. 1.1000 0.04572 60 55 4 1
5099 I thought they could help us Netflix and chill. 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
5100 Disregard them, rabble carolers. 1.0986 0.04089 71 65 5 1
5101 Is it just me or does Halloween gets colder every year....? 1.0986 0.04089 71 65 5 1
5102 I knew we shouldn't have questioned that Parson Brown's credentials 1.0986 0.04089 71 65 5 1
5103 I'm actually most concerned about the waste of carrots we're seeing here. 1.0986 0.04089 71 65 5 1
5104 It's a Climate Change rally . 1.0986 0.04089 71 65 5 1
5105 No. I never have that feeling. 1.0986 0.04089 71 65 5 1
5106 Remember the snowpocalypse they talked about several years ago? Well... 1.0986 0.04089 71 65 5 1
5107 It says here it’ll be 35 degrees tomorrow, so I say we just wait it out. 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
5108 The forecast did say scary conditions today. 1.0972 0.04493 72 67 3 2
5109 You see, there is a plus side to global warming. 1.0972 0.04034 72 66 5 1
5110 It happens every winter. All their real friends are flakes. 1.0972 0.03516 72 65 7 0
5111 By the way, we’re out of carrots. 1.0972 0.03516 72 65 7 0
5112 You've always said you love having an audience. 1.0972 0.03516 72 65 7 0
5113 Santa says get him your hat and scarf specs today, and he'll see what he can do" 1.0972 0.03516 72 65 7 0
5114 Russian Interference Part 2 The Cosmos-Gate. Simply occupying. 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
5115 Happy Halloween Mr Armstrong 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
5116 slower than Apollo, Faster than the stairs, safer than both! 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
5117 Ya know, we’ve been debating whether to call it the 9th floor or the 9th tier 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
5118 As the bell hop pressed the button to close the elevator door, he looked back and suddenly I realized the gravity of the Situation. 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
5119 Spacesuit in NYC- protection from the tourists, subway air & going broke. 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
5120 Do you think he will remember my elevator pitch? 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
5121 Yelp said the rooftop patio had great atmosphere 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
5122 Going all the way up?” 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
5123 YOU DO KNOW WHEN YOU INTERVIEW FOR NASA THEY DON’T MAKE YOU WEAR THE SUIT? 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
5124 Enjoy your launch break. 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
5125 I warned you that, once you start feeding them, they come back with their friends. 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
5126 That reminds me— we’re out of carrots. 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
5127 This story says all the snow has been cleared from local roads—as well as driveways, lawns and parking lots. 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
5128 I heard about the coming Frosty Appocalypse. 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
5129 I don't know why they want to get in so bad. It's not freezing like it was last week." 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
5130 Can you find me a pattern for nose-warmers online? Pronto. 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
5131 Joan nervously wondered whether those lumps of coal were seeking knitwear or the Weather Channel. 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
5132 You gave one of them money... 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
5133 Aww! Look at those eyes! 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
5134 I really built them up. Looks like they miss me. 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
5135 take no heed dear. they are just a bunch of snowflakes. 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
5136 Speed it up, Karen. Winter isn’t just coming, it’s here! 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
5137 They must think this is a Chevrolet dealership 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
5138 Wikipedia only mentions Snow Cones. 1.0968 0.04991 62 58 2 2
5139 Honey, do we need carrots? 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
5140 Jim, do you know where all the carrots I had in the Refrigerator went? 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
5141 How about carrot cake for dessert tonight? 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
5142 I think they heard about global warming and want in. 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
5143 They look cold. Should we let them in? 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
5144 Leaving the Harris's last night you thought you backed into something but there was no scratch on the car 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
5145 Honey, your crowd-funding is working... 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
5146 Let them eat cake. 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
5147 I told you we should have ordered the caps on Amazon! 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
5148 I can't believe it! They expect more unintended consequences. 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
5149 Maybe it's time we consider the diagnosis of Hyperactivity for little Petey. 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
5150 We would have to lower the thermostat. 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
5151 Artistic preferences aside, dear, it might be wise to turn on that "Frosty the Snowman" rerun. 1.0968 0.04991 62 58 2 2
5152 I told you not to brag about the size of the new freezer. 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
5153 I wish I didn't eat that carrot 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
5154 Darling, when you ordered ‘The Snowman’, did it autocorrect again? 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
5155 Maybe you shouldn't have called them frosty... 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
5156 I know you feel lonely in Christmas but this is quite extreme 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
5157 Where’d you get all the hats? 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
5158 When was the last it snowed, again..? 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
5159 Well, the weather report did say it would be especially frosty tonight. . . 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
5160 Have you seen the next day shipment truck drop off our order? 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
5161 Go to sleep. It's going to be 60° tomorrow. 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
5162 I'm starting to get a bit weary about climate change. 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
5163 Dear, How many more caps do you think I will have to knit before they forgive me for all that carrot cake I made last week? 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
5164 Honey, do you remember when you predicted no one would be interested in your mother's toque collection? 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
5165 Global warming will take care of those caroling snowmen. 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
5166 Get a load of this headline! "Exxon pays snowmen to deny climate change." That'll backfire big time. 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
5167 It must really be getting cold outside. 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
5168 Steve,we are out of carrots. 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
5169 It took me all day to make them and now the forecast is for 70 degrees tomorrow 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
5170 It says here the Cold War ended in 1990. 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
5171 Okay," Welcome, snowmen" worked. Now, let's try "Goodbye, snowmen." 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
5172 We could go see 'Snowman Apocalypse.' 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
5173 I wouldn't worry. They only hunger when we sleep. 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
5174 Hon, I'm emailing Jerry to let him know he forgot to put mouths on his Christmas caroling snowmen. 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
5175 Hon, how is Uber pool supposed to work ? 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
5176 Honey, did you remember to bring up the sleeping igloos when you brought up the ornaments? 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
5177 Noises immigrants are threatening our country! 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
5178 You can build a following, but just don't BUILD... a following. 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
5179 I'd guess around 86 and No, I don't think they expect you to pass out apple cider. 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
5180 No I am not letting them in and turning on the AC 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
5181 ...remind me again which one's Julienne ? 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
5182 Maybe carrots in the stew wasn't such a good idea! 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
5183 The good news is at least it’s not a zombie apocalypse. 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
5184 That boy has an odd sense of humour. 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
5185 All I'm saying is, at least now we know who the real snowflakes are. 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
5186 Hon, Could you google what a group of snow people are called? Noww! 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
5187 Are they the next Marvel superhero ? 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
5188 The wheather report says: again no white Christmas for us this year, honey... 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
5189 Now I know where all my carrots went! 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
5190 That environmentalist group is here to complain about global warming again 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
5191 Snowman’s union worried about the price of coal? 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
5192 Jeffrey, dear, I think I found Wally! 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
5193 'I think they just want a warm up and tea' 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
5194 We might want keep the curtains drawn next time you knit. It says here that snowmen have a fetish for knitted wear. 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
5195 Sweetheart, I checked the weather channel, but there's Snow-Men-tion of heavy accumulations ! 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
5196 I have a sudden craving for carrot cake 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
5197 We have come to find Greta to lead our Climate march 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
5198 When I said 40 carrots I meant a diamond . 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
5199 Did you order carrots from AmazonFresh? 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
5200 It's climate change. They're migrating and feeling lonely. 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
5201 Darling, it says here you shouldn't make eye contact. 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
5202 It says here that there are climate refugees heading north. 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
5203 I guess that's where all the carrots went. 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
5204 Something tells me not everyone liked your “I hate winter” blog. 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
5205 It's just my GrubHub order 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
5206 Hun, it’s snowing men. 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
5207 There’s a new documentary tonight on global warming that seems to be generating a lot of interest. 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
5208 You should see how many of them there are on black friday 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
5209 Hon, we're gonna need a bigger freezer. 1.0968 0.04991 62 58 2 2
5210 Uh oh, no heat wave for at least six weeks. 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
5211 are you sure that it was a good idea to invite the snowman to warm up by our fire? 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
5212 Should we tell them "the big man upstairs" is upstairs taking his bath? 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
5213 Honey, a happy end for the snowman just this one time ........ 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
5214 There aren't very many recipes for carrots only. 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
5215 I keep adding to the cart on the snowman.com website. 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
5216 Think of it this way---at least they are not plastic. 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
5217 Told you not to give 'em the cold shoulder. 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
5218 Remember that snowman whose head you knocked over for fun? Didn’t I tell you to draw the curtains before bringing out the food? Didn’t I say that scarf you made for our Frosty would be the envy of the neighborhood? H Y Hanson, Berkeley, CA 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
5219 Voice recognition didn’t pick up the comma when you said you “Wish for a Xmas snow, man!”. 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
5220 Build it and they will come. 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
5221 Honey, are you playing that videogame again? 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
5222 You’ve upset the snowball justice warriors again. 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
5223 Honey, I really think you should apologize to the Johnson boy. 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
5224 I 'm downloading that photo of the snowwomen we made when we were first dating... 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
5225 As far as I can tell, it's an order for carrots we placed last Christmas. 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
5226 Sheesh, another "zombie snowpocalypse." Will these weather people ever get it right? 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
5227 I know they would melt, just don’t make eye contact 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
5228 Honey, Google Forty Snowmen of the Apocalypse 1.0968 0.04991 62 58 2 2
5229 Perfection is the enemy of the good, honey. 1.0968 0.04991 62 58 2 2
5230 Sorry guys. Frostina's been grounded for another week. 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
5231 You keep knitting. I'll delete our home address from Etsy. 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
5232 You know, honey, there are other ways to get your vitamin A 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
5233 Let’s sit tight. It’s going up to 50 degrees tomorrow. 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
5234 Quick,Google the "Consequences of a Frosty Apocalypse." 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
5235 So this is how the other half lives 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
5236 Honey, do we have enough hot chocolate to invite them in? 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
5237 Take a break from knitting Janet, they don't even feel the cold so why do you bother? 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
5238 Ignore them - they're just AI trolls, protesting my op-ed in favor of Trump's removal. 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
5239 You can knit all you want, but after a day or two of rain the only thing left of this ‘revolution’ will be a bunch of hats and scarves on our lawn. 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
5240 Not to worry—they’ll be gone by Spring. 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
5241 They want you to knit more hats and scarves. 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
5242 I should have kept reading that Calvin and Hobbes comic book. now look what happened. 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
5243 I’m a meteorologist— not God! 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
5244 let me just type in next day delivery knitted hats... 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
5245 I'm ordering 24 carat, but the spell-checker keeps changing it. 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
5246 Well, they warned us climate change might cause some unusual precipitation this winter. 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
5247 Here comes...What? 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
5248 Wait them out and they will just melt away. 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
5249 Apparently they are called 'The Silent Night Chorus'. 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
5250 How many corncob pipes should we order? 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
5251 Quick look it up...vegan or paleo 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
5252 We need more carrots and charcoal. 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
5253 Honey, is it just me or does the one fifteen back and three to the left look a lot like Parson Brown? 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
5254 I think the abominables are attacking. 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
5255 No need to panic, Audrey. The Snowfolks forgot the lyrics to their Flashmob routine at the Paramus Mall. 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
5256 You said it was freezing in here. 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
5257 It's the long, slow winter solstice turnaround, moving at the speed of molasses in January. 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
5258 Just ignore them, dear. They want you to come out and stroke their carrots. 1.0968 0.04991 62 58 2 2
5259 Yeah, great idea...let them watch ‘Sparticus’....’I am Frosty’......’No, my name is Frosty’.....’No, My name is Frosty’..... 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
5260 Oh, yeah, they were a Prime Day deal. 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
5261 The thermostat is set too low. If you don't believe me, ask them. 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
5262 Awe, look honey, Christmas carolers are here They just melt my heart. 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
5263 If we'd switched to LEDs like I wanted they wouldn't be nearly so upset. 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
5264 I got my holiday cheer vaccination back in October. 1.0968 0.04991 62 58 2 2
5265 Honey, I'm Googling "overnight breeding of one snowman", start the car! 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
5266 You're the one who entered the Meetup information! 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
5267 I told you to lay off the snow cones. 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
5268 Searching...single white men in your area. 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
5269 What if my constituency just melts away? 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
5270 When you mentioned there will be more climate migrants, that's not exactly what I had in mind. 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
5271 Maybe on snow days, we should reduce Noah’s Adderall . 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
5272 Darling, stop posting online about a climate change hoax! 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
5273 Ron, did you just order something spontaneous on Amazon again? 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
5274 I guess this proves Trump is right about global warming. 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
5275 Honey, have you been feeding the snowmen again? 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
5276 Don't worry, there's a warm front coming in and the rabbits will cleanup the rest. 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
5277 I need one more consequence of global warming 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
5278 Knit faster, Hon! Looks like a few of them still need hats and scarves. 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
5279 There's a freeze on carrot cake until the snow melts why 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
5280 Relax, once the torches come out it'll be over. 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
5281 If we get a warm spell, I hope you like carrots. 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
5282 They're protesting because they're all white and we're bi-racial. 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
5283 I had no idea that hosting Snowing Man would draw such a crowd. 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
5284 Boy, Henry, I think I might be out of yarn soon if they keep showing up like this. 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
5285 They don't have torches, so give them a scarf. 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
5286 Warm in there. Those two haves melted a lot. 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
5287 I told you there'd be no end when you started knitting those caps! 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
5288 I think it's time we called the kids in for their hot cocoa! 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
5289 This article state that Climate Change will affect a lot of different populations this year. 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
5290 Don't worry honey, it's supposed to be warm tomorrow. 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
5291 Knitwear's tricky, it sometimes gets a frosty reception. 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
5292 You forgot to put the lid back on the hummus again, didn't you? 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
5293 I must have booked the wrong Cool & The Gang to play our Holiday Party 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
5294 Don't worry, tomorrow will be above freezing with lots of sunshine. 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
5295 The only carol they know is 'Frosty the Snowman'. 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
5296 I found a Singer for $499.00? 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
5297 I told you, once you feed one stray, more come running. 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
5298 Now they're saying we're going to have a carrot shortage in 2020. 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
5299 Just avoid the kitchen. They aren't interested in our brains, but love our smart, ice-making fridge. 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
5300 All of these snowmen for you...never any snowwomen for me. 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
5301 I know they mean well, but I like the flesh carolers better. 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
5302 Enough already. We give to the Audubon to keep you where you belong. 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
5303 Honey, remember when all those carrots went missing from the garden? 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
5304 I think I know what happened to that missing bag of carrots. 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
5305 This isn't what I meant when I told you we were out of carrots. 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
5306 I'm still a little confused about Amazon's return policy. 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
5307 Those are the Polar Ice Cap Refugees. 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
5308 Darling, scare them away with your ugly Christmas sweater, will you? 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
5309 Some of these new SUVs look pretty good but something's telling me we should be going electric. 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
5310 Checking here...yes. You know them. They are Facebook friends. 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
5311 I think you should stop knitting toques, scarves, and carrot noses. 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
5312 Thanks, Obama 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
5313 Frosty and his friends are concerned about that application for online ordainment. 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
5314 I told you to use the Amazon fulfillment center for your knitting. 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
5315 How old were you when you developed this fear of Frosty? 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
5316 Oh no! they want to return their beanies & mufflers. Honey, can you look up climate change protests nearby? The climate is now affecting my freelance job. 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
5317 Carrots are cheap, but the wool's breaking our budget. 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
5318 Winter really makes you notice the homeless." 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
5319 Honey, make sure you get next-day shipping on those corncob pipes. 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
5320 Turn up the heat and serve hot chocolate. Let the party begin. 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
5321 Let's see now how many more hats to go? 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
5322 I probably shouldn't have Instagramed about our new walk-in freezer. 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
5323 Check the freezer. It must have sent out another malfunction alert. 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
5324 You know Halloween is late this year 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
5325 Honey, can you please Google types of apocalypse's... 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
5326 There must have been some magic in that old silk hat they found... 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
5327 Please at least close the curtains until they melt. 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
5328 I think there’s something in the water. 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
5329 I hope I'm dreaming because my dad is struggling to get through the March of the Snowmen. 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
5330 No, there's no mention of snow. 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
5331 Relax. The day we bought this thing, I taped over the camera. 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
5332 It's snowing Snowmen outside. 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
5333 Let's first check the weather. 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
5334 Honey, the carolers are here again. 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
5335 Oh, and we're out of carrots. 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
5336 I told you we shouldn't have moved to Syracuse. 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
5337 Forcast says we'll see a lot of the white stuff tonight. 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
5338 Honey . . . Did you remember to pay the utility bill? 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
5339 A Taste of Armageddon," Season 1 Episode 23. Why 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
5340 I think they smell carrots? 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
5341 Looks like all the snow-people you made scarves and hats for wanted to say thank you! 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
5342 Did you remember to pay the snowplowing service? 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
5343 I told you, Build it and they will come. 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
5344 It sounds silly, but every winter I have this recurring nightmare. 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
5345 I told you it was a bad idea to feed the snowman. 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
5346 I’m gonna need a bigger ball of wool 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
5347 Don't worry, climate change will take care of them soon. 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
5348 Okay... tell them low fifties, clearing in the afternoon. 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
5349 Did the neighbor kid dress like a snowman and stand by the window again? 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
5350 Harry ... I really think they want to come in. Could it possibly be .. too cold out there? 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
5351 I told you we should turn the heat down, Jerry! 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
5352 At least someone appreciates my scarves... 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
5353 Who knew they could Carol ? 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
5354 Ignore them. They still think I am watching porn. 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
5355 I know they are upset, but all I did was tweet back “Ok, Frosty”. 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
5356 I told you that hat would sell at the holiday craft fair. 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
5357 Roland, I have an insatiable taste for carrots tonight. 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
5358 Oh I really hope there are no more carrots in our next farm share!! 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
5359 So many caps and scarves.. so little time . 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
5360 Joan, why are you asking about those GMO carrots we gave to our neighbors? 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
5361 Trust me, you'll be fondly remembered in the Knitting Hall of Fame. 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
5362 a ten-letter word for "heinous" starting with ab...... 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
5363 Apparently it will be frosty tonight, honey. 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
5364 They're out there demanding their pipes! 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
5365 It looks like the weather will be very Frosty! 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
5366 Honey, how many feet were they predicting? 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
5367 I told you why we can't let them in. 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
5368 Do you think they have free one day shipping on ice melt? 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
5369 This is the only place you can get carrots in wintertime 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
5370 I assume you used up all the carrots 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
5371 Maybe they need mouths. 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
5372 The good thing about homeless snowmen, they’re use to sleeping outside. 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
5373 They're coming to get you, Sondra. 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
5374 Don’t worry. Their Snowman Apocalypse will end as soon as the temperature goes up. 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
5375 Is there any reason it shouldn't rain in June? 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
5376 50 snowmen? -- That kid'll do anything to avoid doing homework! 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
5377 They must be mad we didn't play let it snow 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
5378 It looks Frosty outside. 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
5379 They say climate change is threatening the world's population. 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
5380 Honey, looks like you called up the snowzombies! 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
5381 I know it's cold. Keep them out anyway. 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
5382 I know theY look cold out there but they are suppose to! 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
5383 Guys, the sale on carrots was last week 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
5384 No! I'm not going to play "Where's Waldo, the Last Generation." 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
5385 The only thing it says on Google is that someone left the gate open. 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
5386 Google says they are protesting Climate Change! 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
5387 Why does everyone feel like they need an audience? 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
5388 Honey, I think they want us to go outside and play with them again. 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
5389 The yellow one is the ring leader. 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
5390 This says the best way to kill a vampire snowman is to aim a hairdryer at its head. 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
5391 My E.F. Hutton broker emailed and says-- 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
5392 She’s tweeted that Frosty the Snowman now lives at our address... just ignore them, sweetheart. 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
5393 It's going to warm up tomorrow. Better finish the last ones to keep in the cold. 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
5394 Oh, and can you knit scarves for his friends too? 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
5395 I told you Amazon would be cheaper. 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
5396 Do you think they want something? 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
5397 Hang on guys. He is about to find out whether global warming is true. 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
5398 Just give them the cold shoulder and they'll go away." 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
5399 I have apologized for not wearing the cap and scarf. Please stop knitting! 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
5400 Some of your mother's hats will do. 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
5401 You know, honey, someday you're going to have to stop knitting those magic scarves. 1.0968 0.04991 62 58 2 2
5402 Seriously dear, there's one who looks just like the lady with those funny little dogs. 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
5403 Maybe you should stop calling them snowflakes? 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
5404 Because of climate change, I'll never have time to finish knitting their caps 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
5405 Says here they're gathering support in protest of Global Warming. 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
5406 Ignore them ... they will be gone next season. 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
5407 They're either carolers or they're out looking for Frosty. 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
5408 Just curious how the other half lives. 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
5409 I made one scarf - and now they all want one. 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
5410 According to Facebook, honey, this is what happens when Climate change and “The Walking Dead” have a baby. 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
5411 Oh, my! I see you forget..once again... to peel the carrots prior to installing the poor dears' noses. 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
5412 "Well, I hope they aren't blaming us for supporting the President's attitude on planet warming 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
5413 Honey, exactly how many 'showmen' extras did you request for your current film? 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
5414 They're protesting against global warming. 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
5415 Quit staring at them. I’ve ordered four outdoor patio heaters for delivery tomorrow. Assuming we survive tonight. 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
5416 Remind me to put carrots on my shopping list 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
5417 Im searching...I’m searching! The only thing I’m finding is we got 99 problems. 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
5418 Honey, it`s the snowman global warming activist. Don`t look at them honey maybe they will melt away. 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
5419 What were you saying about the war on Christmas, honey? 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
5420 They're filming a remake of "the Birds" but with snowmen 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
5421 As I sit here typing my final thoughts I can see them encroaching upon our last bastion of heat. Soon the furnace will fail and we will be overtaken. All that is left to say is Frosty was not a jolly happy soul. 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
5422 Oh don't look so surprised, it's the dead of winter 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
5423 No, I don't know anyone named Parson Brown. 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
5424 Huh. Strange. You can't order carrots on-line anymore. 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
5425 That neighbor kid with the stuffed tiger has been busy. 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
5426 ... and then Waldo hid amongst the snowmen... 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
5427 They like it when I have to reboot." 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
5428 Looks like we're in for some frosty weather. 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
5429 I just googled carrots and coal. 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
5430 I know we're about to be killed, but I think we've found Waldo! 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
5431 Global Warming causes Snowmen of Past Christmases to Search for A/C 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
5432 No wonder I had to pay $6.00 a pound for carrots today! 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
5433 Dear, check to see if our home protection system is oriented correctly. 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
5434 Huh, I just got a new follower from the North Pole. 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
5435 You still thinking about having all my hockey buddies here on Christmas ? 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
5436 Frosty Day Afternoon 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
5437 Looks like it's gonna be a Frosty night... 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
5438 I knew I should have made some eggnog and cookies this year... 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
5439 Sure, and I suppose they are all claiming to be Frosty too. 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
5440 They're all asking about Buttigieg. 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
5441 Honey, if you love them so much... stop warming them! 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
5442 There just extras from The Night of the Living Frosty. 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
5443 Maybe your readership could handle a post that isn’t so virulently anti-snowman? 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
5444 No it's a mob of kangaroos,I'll goggle it but I believe it's a celebration of snowmen 1.0968 0.04991 62 58 2 2
5445 I wonder how the people in Kentucky are going to feel about their big storm in the coal fields? 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
5446 Let's give it a title "The Snowmen are coming". 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
5447 mom said it’s our turn on the xbox 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
5448 If we can just hold them off until the spring thaw, we should emerge from this in good shape. 1.0959 0.03470 73 66 7 0
5449 They sure do love watching FROSTY THE SNOWMAN every year. 1.0959 0.03470 73 66 7 0
5450 You better knit faster. 1.0959 0.03981 73 67 5 1
5451 Snow Pinocchios 1.0959 0.03470 73 66 7 0
5452 It says here, they're not dangerous, they're just looking for newly knitted caps." 1.0959 0.03981 73 67 5 1
5453 I told you, you bought too much carrot. 1.0959 0.03470 73 66 7 0
5454 Up or down, Sir?” “Up, my kid was drawing a masterpiece” 1.0952 0.04361 63 58 4 1
5455 Apologies sir, but the elevator doesnt go any higher. 1.0952 0.04361 63 58 4 1
5456 I will vote for your President! 1.0952 0.04361 63 58 4 1
5457 And that’s when I told my wife. Honey, I need some space 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
5458 Is this seat taken? Gota long way up. 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
5459 Next stop Mars. 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
5460 Honey did you tell them we were in a leap year? 1.0952 0.04361 63 58 4 1
5461 This marriage is a disaster. 1.0952 0.04361 63 58 4 1
5462 Try googling “snowmen” 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
5463 Leonard, you said just a FEW of your Snowman Chatroom friends RSVP'd for the reunion! 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
5464 Your Uber Eats ice cream habit is out of control. 1.0952 0.04361 63 58 4 1
5465 Global warming my ass. 1.0952 0.04361 63 58 4 1
5466 That reminds me, I was thinking of a green jello salad tonight. 1.0952 0.04361 63 58 4 1
5467 Where’s global warming when you most need it? 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
5468 No wonder Little Mikey fell asleep so quickly tonight 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
5469 why those peoples so flat ? 1.0952 0.04361 63 58 4 1
5470 No wonder they were all sold out of carrots. . . 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
5471 Now if I can just bring them to life....! 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
5472 #DontGetFrosted has been trending all day. 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
5473 Darling, just look at all those carrots! 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
5474 You know as well as I that we cannot invite them in. 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
5475 Maybe they would enjoy leg warmers? 1.0952 0.04361 63 58 4 1
5476 It’s getting pretty frosty outside. 1.0952 0.04361 63 58 4 1
5477 ...I guess I'll do the decorations next year. 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
5478 Honey, they're getting angry. I can't knit any faster. 1.0952 0.04361 63 58 4 1
5479 How many snow men would it get him to say "baby it's cold outside"? 1.0952 0.04361 63 58 4 1
5480 Honey, I think there's a storm outside. 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
5481 Don't worry. The homeless snowmen will be gone by spring. 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
5482 Honey, forget “free delivery” I need more yarn now! 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
5483 I'm dreaming of a white Christmas, just like the ones I used . . . 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
5484 Well ,They leave me cold. 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
5485 No. Second anniversary is cotton. 1.0952 0.04361 63 58 4 1
5486 I found a great carrot smoothie recipe. 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
5487 Did you remember to get carrots at the store this week? 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
5488 Couch Potatoes, why don't you guys come out and play with us??? 1.0952 0.04361 63 58 4 1
5489 I think they want a pussy hat for their next march. 1.0952 0.04361 63 58 4 1
5490 Honey,you shouldn't put your home address on your shopify account. 1.0952 0.04361 63 58 4 1
5491 ...and the curtains don't match the mittens. 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
5492 What do you say we give them some butt-pounding, hair-pulling, down and dirty doggy style right here on the floor? 1.0952 0.04361 63 58 4 1
5493 Ignore them,it's gonna be 50 degrees and sunny tomorrow. 1.0952 0.04361 63 58 4 1
5494 Who are these dickheads? 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
5495 They’re protesting snow globes. Turn about is fair play. 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
5496 Cold hands, cold hearts 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
5497 Just ignore them. In a month or two they disappear 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
5498 Don't ask. Long day at work. 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
5499 Well, I guess you should start knitting faster. 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
5500 Amazon's data collectors have new friendly faces. 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
5501 This is weird. My Jack Frost Facebook page suddenly has a ton of friend requests. 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
5502 Ralph, you know your holiday eggnog...well what is the 'nog' made of? 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
5503 Just got an email.. they want to know if you can knit any faster, and are suggesting the long-tail cast on technique.. 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
5504 No one 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
5505 Snowmen aren't forever, but their memories are. 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
5506 I may have muttered something about climate change 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
5507 Honey, have you given any more thought to what you're gonna' do with all the extra yarn you've been buying?" 1.0952 0.04361 63 58 4 1
5508 It says here the cold snap is what brings them around, but they'll be gone by Spring. 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
5509 They're all snowMEN, darling. Why are they all staring at me?" 1.0952 0.04361 63 58 4 1
5510 So you say you want to build a snowman. 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
5511 Would you mind turning up the heat a smidge? 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
5512 I told you global warming was a hoax. 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
5513 Just draw the curtains 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
5514 Of course I still believe we can't have enough cold frostys at the party. Why do you ask? 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
5515 It says here that, due to global warming, they started to migrate and we are in their path going north." Michael Sivak, Ann Arbor, M 1.0952 0.04361 63 58 4 1
5516 Those "climate change isn't real" people have gotten out of hand. 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
5517 I never dreamed these guys experienced such peer pressure!! 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
5518 That's what we get for living in an old country for snowmen. 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
5519 Darn it, they found the root cellar! 1.0952 0.04361 63 58 4 1
5520 Flesh! We require Christmas flesh! 1.0952 0.04361 63 58 4 1
5521 No, it's not The Iceman Cometh...it's The Icemen Cometh. 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
5522 Turns out the group term IS a “flock” of snowmen. Best go give Terry those ten bucks. 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
5523 Last time I let them in there was water everywhere. So no, they can't come in to warm up. 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
5524 I told you climate change is real! 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
5525 Sad...they want to sing Christmas carols, but they have no mouths. 1.0952 0.04361 63 58 4 1
5526 Frosty, you gotta have patience...I really do get down to the 'knitty-gritty'. 1.0952 0.04913 63 59 2 2
5527 They don't understand about self-preservation, do they? 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
5528 Ignore them. They’re just being nosey. 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
5529 Just ignore them honey, next winter they'll be gone. 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
5530 I’d love to know WHERE they get their carrots, and who uses coal anymore? 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
5531 It’s Triple glazing Dear, and besides, I’ve invested us in carrot futures. 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
5532 Oh honey, look; The Holiday Spirit is summoning us. 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
5533 The WiFi is down again. It’s going to be a cold night. 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
5534 Remember the snotty-nosed, carrot-topped people you belittled all those years? 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
5535 It was the only way I could get carrots delivered. 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
5536 I hate that some people have to work on Christmas. 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
5537 I know it creeps you out, but to get top dollar for your house you have to show people there's a lot of interest in the property. 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
5538 Nothing to see here. 1.0952 0.04361 63 58 4 1
5539 Honey, we need to pick up more carrots. 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
5540 Well let us in, it's cold outside 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
5541 Looks like it finally stopped snowing hon. 1.0946 0.03425 74 67 7 0
5542 I don’t remember this scene from Frozen... 1.0946 0.04375 74 69 3 2
5543 It's sunny tomorrow, so we just have hold them off for one night. 1.0946 0.03425 74 67 7 0
5544 Must be Christmas! 1.0946 0.03425 74 67 7 0
5545 It’s the Ghost of Christmas Past,” 1.0946 0.03929 74 68 5 1
5546 Yes honey, I'll pick up more yarn tomorrow after work. 1.0946 0.03929 74 68 5 1
5547 sir, your chair... 1.0938 0.04295 64 59 4 1
5548 The floor is essentially tile 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
5549 It’s going to be 33° tomorrow. 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
5550 Don't let them in. We just drained the water from last year. 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
5551 AAAAAH A million snowmen!!! Well you know, Tabatha, they're just afraid of you as you are of them. *snowman voice* "no we're not he he he" also trump is like snow ffffffhahahahahahahaha 1.0938 0.04295 64 59 4 1
5552 Honey, how many snowmen did you order on Amazon? 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
5553 Think of them as water damage with accessories. 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
5554 Baby, if you doubt it's cold outside, look out the window! Then hide our carrots! 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
5555 Do you think we should invite them in? 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
5556 Yes, dear, I will take care of the snowmen in a minute. 1.0938 0.04295 64 59 4 1
5557 Snowmen don't feel the cold, you know. 1.0938 0.04295 64 59 4 1
5558 Couldn't we just let them in, Bill? The weather outside is frightful. 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
5559 I foresee a carrot shortage Charlie. 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
5560 The old silk hat made them dance around but the knitted ones they just hang around. 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
5561 And I specifically said « dress casual » 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
5562 The word must've gotten out about the new freezer. 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
5563 We can wait this out until spring, or just start inviting them in for coffee. 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
5564 Ignore them honey they just want a snow job 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
5565 Is there a carrot surplus? Seems like the snowmen are getting nosier. 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
5566 They will look a lot less threatening once it rains 1.0938 0.04295 64 59 4 1
5567 This impeachment has certainly organized those snowflakes. 1.0938 0.04295 64 59 4 1
5568 Seriously, are you ordering more of these? I heard Amazon ran out of snow! 1.0938 0.04295 64 59 4 1
5569 Did you see the special Penn and Teller have on old top hats? 1.0938 0.04295 64 59 4 1
5570 I told you this would happen, Martha. Now every one of them wants and old silk hat. 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
5571 This neighborhood has a real issue with warm blooded couples. 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
5572 I told you Frosty was a bad idea. 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
5573 Happy 267th day of Christmas, dear. 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
5574 Tell them it's knitting room only. 1.0938 0.04295 64 59 4 1
5575 George, shall we take care of these climate migrants? 1.0938 0.04295 64 59 4 1
5576 Is it still Halloween? 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
5577 No worries. I promised they could watch Frosty the Snowman at 7. 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
5578 Honey? How about I make that Irish stew we love tomorrow. You know, the one with tons of carrots. 1.0938 0.04295 64 59 4 1
5579 Well, this is what happens when you leave out Campbell’s for just one of them. 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
5580 You're looking at my new holiday painting. 1.0938 0.04295 64 59 4 1
5581 Wow! I didn't realize how much climate change has already affected this area. 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
5582 I thought we said we weren’t ordering from Amazon this year. 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
5583 It really freaks them out when I boil water. 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
5584 No way they’re all just neighborhood kids looking for chicken noodle soup 1.0938 0.04295 64 59 4 1
5585 Says here the grid's down, the infrastructure's collapsed, the Fed's shuttered, and the city has assumed control of our snowblowers. 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
5586 Tell them the website says "flashmob tonight in the meadow" not "at the Meadows' ." 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
5587 Whoa! It's looking pretty Frosty out there tonight. 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
5588 Have I had too much coffee, or do they look like they want to be invited in--and aren't going to take "no" for an answer? 1.0938 0.04295 64 59 4 1
5589 They are saying they're too cold and would like to melt a bit with us. 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
5590 They’re here for the gang bang 1.0938 0.04295 64 59 4 1
5591 You see an invading horde, I see carrot soup and free hats and scarves. 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
5592 What exactly made you think of the Where's Waldo children's book? 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
5593 Relax, they’re probably just after their corncob vape pens. 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
5594 It's just global warming. 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
5595 Honey, I think they noticed the last batch was ordered off Amazon. 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
5596 I love our video window but I should have paid for the premium view catalog. 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
5597 Next time, break the adderall in half. 1.0938 0.04295 64 59 4 1
5598 Honey, now the weather app says 100% chance of snow...man! 1.0938 0.04295 64 59 4 1
5599 What do you think they want? 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
5600 I don't know why I bother. I never win The New Yorker caption contest. 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
5601 Did you hear anything about Halloween and Christmas being rescheduled into one holiday this year? 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
5602 Help! We are melting - maybe you will get colder ?! 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
5603 Can you believe it? Amazon Prime sells snowmen. 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
5604 The hell with your Reach Out And Hug A Snowman idea. I'm knitting as fast as I can, so maybe some of the buggers don't get hats this year - get over it. 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
5605 Knitting faster just encourages them, dear. 1.0938 0.04295 64 59 4 1
5606 we hear you knockin' an' ya melt come in ....... 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
5607 You are our hero Greta! 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
5608 'Make a big pot of honey glazed carrots,' she said. 'Whose not going to like that?' she said. 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
5609 They don't know that this would kill them. 1.0938 0.04295 64 59 4 1
5610 Those unsmiling faces are too much to bear. What do they want? 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
5611 They predict an early thaw. 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
5612 They'll be gone by Spring... Then you can make your carrot soup again... 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
5613 Vegetable soup for dinner? 1.0933 0.03382 75 68 7 0
5614 The carolers look a bit frosty this year. 1.0933 0.03382 75 68 7 0
5615 That’s funny. When I was a kid, I wanted to be an elevator operator. 1.0923 0.03618 65 59 6 0
5616 Enjoy your holidays Mr. Musk. 1.0923 0.04231 65 60 4 1
5617 Relax. It's supposed to be 57 tomorrow. Then we can open that winter hat and scarf shop you've always wanted... 1.0923 0.03618 65 59 6 0
5618 It seems the snowmen have learned how much of a whore you are, honey. 1.0923 0.03618 65 59 6 0
5619 He did say he’d be back again some day, but I wasn’t expecting all his neighbors. 1.0923 0.04231 65 60 4 1
5620 It may be warm inside but we are freezing our balls off! 1.0923 0.03618 65 59 6 0
5621 And they say there is no climate change. When snowmen are taking over 1.0923 0.03618 65 59 6 0
5622 I know it's cold out, but they're just going to make a mess on the rug like last time. 1.0923 0.03618 65 59 6 0
5623 They’re protesting spring. 1.0923 0.03618 65 59 6 0
5624 They've never seen a snow woman in their lives dear. They're lonely and uncertain what they're looking for. 1.0923 0.03618 65 59 6 0
5625 Hey honey, I just remembered that we ran out of carrots... 1.0923 0.04231 65 60 4 1
5626 Are they smiling? 1.0923 0.04231 65 60 4 1
5627 I guess today is that "someday" 1.0923 0.03618 65 59 6 0
5628 Honey, snowmen are an island. 1.0923 0.03618 65 59 6 0
5629 Our horses will love the carrots when the Holidays are over. 1.0923 0.03618 65 59 6 0
5630 I don’t think carrot soup was a good idea. 1.0923 0.03618 65 59 6 0
5631 It says here that cartoonist Bill Watterson came out of retirement. 1.0923 0.04231 65 60 4 1
5632 What do you do with all that yarn I order for you? 1.0923 0.03618 65 59 6 0
5633 You’re not seeing snow men again are you dear? John Taylor West Roxbury, MA 1.0923 0.03618 65 59 6 0
5634 Look at all of Greta’s friends. I’m so proud of her! 1.0923 0.04231 65 60 4 1
5635 No, really - we need to turn up the heat. 1.0923 0.04231 65 60 4 1
5636 I'm deleting the post where I ranted about snowflakes now 1.0923 0.03618 65 59 6 0
5637 "They said they emailed, but I can't find it...." 1.0923 0.03618 65 59 6 0
5638 I told you to stop feeding them. 1.0923 0.04231 65 60 4 1
5639 According to the latest report, the farm subsidy for carrot farmers resulted in a bumper crop 1.0923 0.03618 65 59 6 0
5640 I think I solved the mystery of the carrot shortage. 1.0923 0.04231 65 60 4 1
5641 I warned you not to knit 'Warm holiday wishes' onto that scarf. 1.0923 0.03618 65 59 6 0
5642 I think we’ve gone viral. 1.0923 0.03618 65 59 6 0
5643 Little wonder. You've got it freezing inside. 1.0923 0.03618 65 59 6 0
5644 What time did you make that appointment for the furnace to be fixed? 1.0923 0.03618 65 59 6 0
5645 I just did a quick search for 'Irish wool scarves' and they appeared. Either knit more quickly or let me get 500 scarves overnighted. That frozen flash mob ain't playing. 1.0923 0.04231 65 60 4 1
5646 They must work on their anger management problem! 1.0923 0.04231 65 60 4 1
5647 Sometimes real life seems more intriguing than the reel 1.0923 0.04231 65 60 4 1
5648 No, you clicked one million snowmen. 1.0923 0.03618 65 59 6 0
5649 I think the trees are directing them! 1.0923 0.03618 65 59 6 0
5650 Don't worry about them; we're supposed to see highs in the upper 30s tomorrow. 1.0923 0.03618 65 59 6 0
5651 Yes! 'Melted Snowman Zombie Apocalypse' -- that's the high concept, million dollar idea Hollywood has been waiting for." 1.0923 0.03618 65 59 6 0
5652 Honey, did you and little Jimmy actually feed your snowman? 1.0923 0.03618 65 59 6 0
5653 I can't make the numbers work. We need to halt snowman production. 1.0923 0.04231 65 60 4 1
5654 .How fast can you knit new pussycat hats? 1.0923 0.04231 65 60 4 1
5655 I've come up with this new way to make money. 1.0923 0.03618 65 59 6 0
5656 Don't stare, they'll be gone by Spring. 1.0921 0.03829 76 70 5 1
5657 What do you think about carrot ginger soup for supper tomorrow? 1.0921 0.03339 76 69 7 0
5658 The two million seven- hundred eighty three thousand one hundred and twelth floor, please. 1.0909 0.04169 66 61 4 1
5659 nan 1.0909 0.03566 66 60 6 0
5660 Our rooms are large but not as spaciou as you could have imagined, sir 1.0909 0.03566 66 60 6 0
5661 Not all of them have hats and scarves, but they all appear to have carrots. 1.0909 0.03566 66 60 6 0
5662 Honey, I told you we can't afford to take in any more strays. 1.0909 0.03566 66 60 6 0
5663 They're probably just concerned about our carbon footprint. 1.0909 0.03566 66 60 6 0
5664 Stop with the scarfs and hats, a thaw is coming! 1.0909 0.03566 66 60 6 0
5665 The attack of Zombie Snowmen to prevent global warming 1.0909 0.03566 66 60 6 0
5666 We better do something about climate change before the revolution! 1.0909 0.03566 66 60 6 0
5667 Don't worry. Those cold, hard, lifeless eyes can't see a thing. 1.0909 0.04169 66 61 4 1
5668 Turn off cable news, with his carrot skin and weird headgear, they think he is their leader. 1.0909 0.04169 66 61 4 1
5669 It's a living! 1.0909 0.03566 66 60 6 0
5670 I keep trying to tell them if I let them in they’ll melt but they don’t seem to get it. 1.0909 0.03566 66 60 6 0
5671 Make one more scarf and you'll be joining them. 1.0909 0.03566 66 60 6 0
5672 They all came for one of your knitted hats and scarfs. If you want to get rid of them put on Fox News. They hate that. 1.0909 0.03566 66 60 6 0
5673 Darling - are you certain that you invited the neighbors for dinner tonight? 1.0909 0.03298 77 70 7 0
5674 This is Miami. How could there be even ten snow people in the neighbothood? 1.0909 0.03566 66 60 6 0
5675 Better them than solicitors. 1.0909 0.03566 66 60 6 0
5676 Snowmen if Christmases Past 1.0909 0.03566 66 60 6 0
5677 Oh Look! They brought us Carrots! 1.0909 0.03298 77 70 7 0
5678 The neighbor's fantasizing about Disney franchises again. 1.0909 0.03566 66 60 6 0
5679 I did not realize how big his family was when I said I would make mittens for him and his family 1.0909 0.03566 66 60 6 0
5680 I told you we shouldn't have snow comes for dessert in winter. 1.0909 0.03566 66 60 6 0
5681 I warned you crocheting is hard to scale. 1.0909 0.03566 66 60 6 0
5682 It's too frosty outside, don't you think? 1.0909 0.03566 66 60 6 0
5683 Honey, the carrots just arrived. Time to bake those cakes. 1.0909 0.04695 66 62 2 2
5684 I'm sorry, but I can't put food on everybody's mouths. 1.0909 0.04169 66 61 4 1
5685 It's been a strange Fourth of July all day. 1.0909 0.04169 66 61 4 1
5686 Be patient I’m checking the weather forecast 1.0909 0.03566 66 60 6 0
5687 What? It was too cold in my faux fur coat... 1.0896 0.03515 67 61 6 0
5688 I'll keep ordering until they deliver one you like. 1.0896 0.03515 67 61 6 0
5689 The global warming word got out and they want a good lawyer. 1.0896 0.03515 67 61 6 0
5690 Help me, global warming. You're my only hope. 1.0896 0.04108 67 62 4 1
5691 Last night, I made the mistake of offering one of them roasting chestnuts from our open fire. 1.0896 0.04108 67 62 4 1
5692 When is the city going to tackle the yardless problem? 1.0896 0.03515 67 61 6 0
5693 Snow days mean kids are at home and .. busy! 1.0896 0.03515 67 61 6 0
5694 I think they're all hoping you'll knit them mittens to go with the hats and scarfs you made. 1.0896 0.04108 67 62 4 1
5695 Did you use Amazon Prime for the snowmen? 1.0896 0.04108 67 62 4 1
5696 Ice tea will be fine. Hot chocolate might give us ulcers. 1.0896 0.03515 67 61 6 0
5697 Did you know there's a music festival in town called Snow-chella? 1.0896 0.03515 67 61 6 0
5698 It says here they're attracted to knitting women and collared cardigan sweaters. 1.0896 0.04108 67 62 4 1
5699 Your probably right. I shouldn't have begun knitting them scarves. 1.0896 0.03515 67 61 6 0
5700 You can stop knitting. I will just buy them scarfs. 1.0896 0.03515 67 61 6 0
5701 I'd love to invite you inside but you'd ruin my rug. 1.0896 0.04108 67 62 4 1
5702 I have a feeling we will have a lot of carrots this Spring 1.0893 0.03845 56 51 5 0
5703 I should have just bought the scarf on the internet. This is going to take forever. 1.0893 0.03845 56 51 5 0
5704 I have to leave them out in the cold, but it's better for all concerned. 1.0893 0.03845 56 51 5 0
5705 Honey - do you smell carrots ? 1.0882 0.03465 68 62 6 0
5706 Do you see all the snowmen, Dear? No, Janet, now for the last time, put down those knitting needles; I'm calling doctor Murphy. 1.0882 0.04049 68 63 4 1
5707 ... and while you’re at it Lester, just scratch the frozen carrot from that order. 1.0882 0.03465 68 62 6 0
5708 "Frosty came back again one day"? 1.0882 0.03465 68 62 6 0
5709 I say we just wait 'em out. 1.0882 0.03465 68 62 6 0
5710 George, the pipes, the corncob PIPES !! 1.0882 0.04049 68 63 4 1
5711 If only they were this productive with their homework. 1.0882 0.03465 68 62 6 0
5712 I have a hankering for a carrot salad tonight. 1.0882 0.04049 68 63 4 1
5713 Honey, is there an elaborate climate change march or should I get my hair dryer? 1.0882 0.03465 68 62 6 0
5714 If Greta is right we will be having carrot soup soon. 1.0882 0.03465 68 62 6 0
5715 Says here to expect hostile weather for the next few days. 1.0882 0.03465 68 62 6 0
5716 I'm thinking carrot stew. 1.0882 0.03465 68 62 6 0
5717 I didn’t know Frosty could multiply. 1.0882 0.03465 68 62 6 0
5718 Baby, I think they're cold outside 1.0882 0.03465 68 62 6 0
5719 Honey, get the snowblower, quick. 1.0882 0.03465 68 62 6 0
5720 Wonder why Amazon keeps charging us over and over for the same delivery! 1.0882 0.04559 68 64 2 2
5721 Waiting for the latest style to drop? 1.0882 0.03465 68 62 6 0
5722 I can just order the rest of the scarves online.” 1.0877 0.03780 57 52 5 0
5723 Time for a green new deal. 1.0875 0.03179 80 73 7 0
5724 Babe, I know that you said you have a lot of followers, but I don’t think this counts. 1.0870 0.03417 69 63 6 0
5725 Your idea of the seasonal picture window is just not doing it for me. 1.0870 0.03417 69 63 6 0
5726 Hun, just give Billy his tablet back, okay! 1.0870 0.03417 69 63 6 0
5727 So is the weather "frightful"? 1.0870 0.03417 69 63 6 0
5728 I gotta say, this place has quite an atmosphere.. 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
5729 No, my name is “toy not Houston 9 % ‘, and yes, we all 7 have problems. 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
5730 Let me guess, going up? 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
5731 Your plan to reach the moon in an elevator is wrong on so many levels. 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
5732 Well, this is a frosty reception. 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
5733 Look, one of us is going to have to go out and explain that ICE will not send them to the North Pole if they claim to be Arctic migrants. 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
5734 This always happens when you have the Frosty special on tv. 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
5735 I think we should consider carrot futures. 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
5736 When Snowflakes Grow Up watchout! 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
5737 I told you knitting hats for zombie snowmen was a bad idea. 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
5738 Ok Pam, I’m ordering all the yarn they have online. 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
5739 At least there not zombies! 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
5740 We really need to address the homeless population 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
5741 I told you, if you feed them, they'll just keep coming back for more 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
5742 Honey,remember when you ordered all those little gnome men? 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
5743 This year, I'm really going to make a difference in the community. 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
5744 Honey, that sunny beach poster you just put up, has gone viral on snowfacebook 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
5745 Did you steal a hat from someone? Looks like he brought his friends. 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
5746 No matter how many hats you knit them, they won’t be warm. 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
5747 I swear, Elsa thinks she’s so funny sending thousands of snow perverts to spy on me, but if they touch me I’ll wack their snow balls right off of em’!! 1.0862 0.04458 58 54 3 1
5748 I know you like it cold, but maybe we turn the heat on for just one night? 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
5749 Honey, how many scarfs for Christmas did you promise your potential voters? 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
5750 In the meadow we can build a snowman..." What's the next line 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
5751 PS. Send me your recipe for carrot cake. 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
5752 Frosty The Snowman is NOT a Christmas carol!! 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
5753 It says here it's the year of the snowman, whatever that means. 1.0862 0.04458 58 54 3 1
5754 I told you when you knitted the first pair there would be no end until April. 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
5755 Told you we had enough carrots. 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
5756 The walking snowmen. 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
5757 Winter wonderland, my foot, they want more knit hats. Don Williams Williams@hope.edu 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
5758 Don’t worry, the glass is carrot proof 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
5759 Our website is down, so I guess they came here for their caps, scarves and twig mitten orders. 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
5760 Sorry, guys, it’s no warmer in here! 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
5761 Fred, Did you leave the lab door opened again? 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
5762 Just be glad it’s not the Night of the Zombies. 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
5763 Got those busy little knitting fingers of yours ready to go? 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
5764 With express shipping, the rest of their scarves should arrive before Christmas. 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
5765 I'm trying to find a company that can deliver more yarn before Christmas. 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
5766 They just want to eat your brain and have you join their movement. 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
5767 Looks like we're snowmanned in for the winter. 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
5768 Just pull the drapes. We don’t have enough eggnog to offer them. 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
5769 It started with one and then just snowballed. 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
5770 Here's some good news! Tomorrow's weather is 65 and sunny... 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
5771 The Weather Channel says it's going to be a cold winter. 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
5772 Looks like they're out of carrots on Prime Now. 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
5773 I just did a Google search for 'snowman' and got a million hits! Can you think of some better key words, so we can figure out what the hell is goin' on?" 1.0862 0.04458 58 54 3 1
5774 Yes, dear. “The onions and carrots are on the table.” 1.0862 0.04458 58 54 3 1
5775 I just found this incredible deal on frozen carrots with free shipping! 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
5776 Did you just call our cat, Frosty, inside? 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
5777 No, I don't think they will go away if you give them the cold shoulder. 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
5778 How could global warming have produced a snowman pandemic? 1.0862 0.04458 58 54 3 1
5779 While you'e at it, google frozen carrots. 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
5780 It says here there’s a carrot shortage. 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
5781 I warned you this would snowball 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
5782 Don't fret. Spring is three months away. 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
5783 Don’t encourage them. 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
5784 I can't believe I'm saying this, but I actually miss SantaCon 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
5785 They're never gonna leave if you keep knitting them stuff. 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
5786 Oh my! I never should have done that first hat and scarf set. 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
5787 Maybe you shouldn't have given snowmen a "like". 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
5788 They want names, too. 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
5789 I forgot to tell you some carolers were stopping by. 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
5790 The temperature is going into the 50's tomorrow so they'll be gone soon. 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
5791 Now everyone wants one of your hats. 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
5792 What do you mean,’frightful?” boys. I’m just finishing the scarves. 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
5793 Hang on, honey, I'm googling it now. 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
5794 How do you spell carrot? 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
5795 That’s weird. I must’ve hit Olaf+ on the subscribe page by mistake. 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
5796 But the craziest thing is, all the others just want one BIG scarf. 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
5797 I hope you bought me a new laptop for Christmas, this one is riddled with viruses from all of the pornography videos I watch on it 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
5798 New order in: one hundred extra-large nose warmers with the name 'Frosty', each in a different font. 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
5799 Honey, did you forget to pay the snow bill?_ 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
5800 Not the way that Romero envisioned it 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
5801 It says here they'll all be gone by Monday. 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
5802 They kept multiplying once Mr. Frosty met Mrs. Frosty. 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
5803 Your chances of getting killed by a snowman is low.... but never zero! 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
5804 Says here we're in the middle of a polar vortex. 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
5805 I guess I shouldn't have trolled Frosty. 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
5806 I just ordered you 500 balls of yarn. 1.0862 0.05091 58 55 1 2
5807 Spring's coming, we have central air! 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
5808 Global warming can't come soon enough for me. 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
5809 Clearly they are Democrats. They came to watch the impeachment hearing. 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
5810 What did you expect Shannon? You can’t just knit some of them hats and call it a day... 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
5811 John, someone left the door open at the rabbit farm again. 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
5812 Your Costco order is here. 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
5813 Yeah . . . , I forgot to tell you about the whole snowmen are real and have a king who they regard as being responsible for last year’s early thaw and who looks exactly like me thing. 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
5814 Honey, how many of those Christmas pizzas did you order? 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
5815 Have you finished that knitting tutorial yet Pete? 1.0862 0.04458 58 54 3 1
5816 ‘The Clone,’ by Frosty The Snowman! 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
5817 I knew they should have been women. 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
5818 (Sung:) Oh, the weather outside is frightful... 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
5819 Now why in the world would they be trying to get in here? They would just melt. 1.0862 0.04458 58 54 3 1
5820 if you give one of them a corncob pipe, you’re going have to all of them a corncob pipe. 1.0862 0.04458 58 54 3 1
5821 I don’t think they are related to Frosty. Google says he had a button nose. I think they may be white nationalist. 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
5822 Global warming can’t come soon enough. 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
5823 Goodness Arthur, didn't you say it was supposed to rain this week? 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
5824 Is it winter? 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
5825 When do the kids start school again? 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
5826 After all that tomorrow's regional forecast is saying there'll be a gentile thaw but with some localised flooding and root vegetable hazard. 1.0862 0.04458 58 54 3 1
5827 The Snow Men are marching against Global Warming. 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
5828 Apparently they think we are hiding frosty. 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
5829 Astronaut on elevator "Men's Department! Suits, shirts, gravity boots" 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
5830 I think we've got the knack by now, honey. 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
5831 I would focus on socks and mittens. If the weather forecast is accurate 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
5832 They're trying to flight shame us. 1.0862 0.04458 58 54 3 1
5833 Honey, are you sitting on that dash-button again ?? 1.0862 0.04458 58 54 3 1
5834 Stop worrying. Gig workers don't join unions. 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
5835 Ah! The company of these snowmen feels much warmer now. 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
5836 Carrots are trending so I am investing. 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
5837 How about "Deck the Halls?" 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
5838 Forget about him, Harold. It's snowing men out there. 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
5839 Your carrot fetish is marked ‘private’...oh shoot. 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
5840 The carrots are caroling again! 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
5841 Am I hearing the theme to 'Frozen' or am I going mad? 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
5842 No, "Snowman Apocalypse" is not a thing. 1.0862 0.04458 58 54 3 1
5843 You buy them carrots, you make them caps, and all they do is frighten the knitter. 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
5844 Whatever happened to global warming. 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
5845 There was only enough coal for their eyes and none for their mouths, so those carolers can only sing “Silent Night, silently. 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
5846 Did I tell you I found an old silk hat today? 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
5847 Nothing online about snowpeople and 'Jews will not replace us.' 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
5848 I think your going to have to give them that scarf too. 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
5849 I’m knitting scarves as fast as I can!! 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
5850 Wow, technology really pushes ahead - they do already 3D printing outdoors 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
5851 Don't worry. They're still just snowflakes. 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
5852 Do you realize how expensive carrots are lately? 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
5853 I know the whities are upset over our relationship. So What? 1.0862 0.04458 58 54 3 1
5854 Don't let them in as you did last year; they eat everything in the fridge. 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
5855 Happy Halloween to y'all too! 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
5856 I thought I was joining the Showman's Union 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
5857 Looks like Frosty is trying to have kids again, the shovel is in the garage right? 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
5858 The Winter is Coming! 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
5859 Not in recorded history. 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
5860 Here's a quote from somebody called Scrooge. He said it was probably the result of indigestion from an underdone potato. Warmer for US if we close those drapes in this kind of weather, eh? 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
5861 If only Amazon would sell real snowmen ... 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
5862 Its not a snowman convention its a "vigil "- there's a big difference in price. 1.0862 0.04458 58 54 3 1
5863 Apparently they all like your knitting board on Pinterest." 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
5864 I know the sign said not to feed the snowmen but I couldn't help myself. 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
5865 I think someone heard your derogatory comments towards black ice. 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
5866 Honey, did you leave out a tub of ice cream again? 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
5867 Honey, turn off the football game. The Northerners are outside again. 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
5868 The global warming protest marchers will gather here. I just tweeted. 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
5869 The news channels are talking about some major illegal immigration from Canada. 1.0862 0.04458 58 54 3 1
5870 We are the listeners, who listen in the snow, and, nothing ourselves, behold, nothing that is not the all-new Macbook Pro! 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
5871 Oh sure, it's creepy now. But come April, you'll have more hats and scarves than you'll know what to do with! 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
5872 Babe, I think I drank too much hot chocolate. 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
5873 Was this in the Airbnb bio? 1.0857 0.03937 70 65 4 1
5874 It is impolite to stare, dear. Jake Ashburn,Columbus, Ohio 1.0857 0.03370 70 64 6 0
5875 To the rooftop parking, thanks. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
5876 Oops. Forgot my wallet. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
5877 One too many small steps for man today, sir? 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
5878 need some space! 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
5879 Just so you know, all of the jumping was purely for educational purposes. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
5880 ‘Earth orbits parking lot. Left my roadster there...’ 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
5881 Did I win? 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
5882 Don’t stop until we lose gravity. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
5883 I will take a break from social media for couple of months. Please spare me some memes and good news about climate change when I’m back. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
5884 sir are you going to the space? no i'm heading to delhi 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
5885 Suite 4 please, 3rd bachelorette party of the night. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
5886 Elevators terrify me. | usually take the stairs.’ 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
5887 Is this the way to the moon landing set? 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
5888 To be fair, you didn’t Say you WEREN’T a bathroom attendant. (M 1.0847 0.04384 59 55 3 1
5889 New Listing! Open concept with great flow. Tons of space. Views are out of this world. No washer/ dryer hookup. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
5890 Floor 1,326,785 please 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
5891 The Sky Lounge is not THAT high, Sir. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
5892 They don't look hungry... 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
5893 I told you it was risky running that Black Friday ad. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
5894 No worries. We’re due for a warm-up. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
5895 Honey, can you turn up the thermostat? 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
5896 We better get another knitter. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
5897 I bet you didn’t expect so many donations to your scarves Kickstarter, huh? 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
5898 If you let them in, they will continue to get shorter until they disappear and then we can convert the house into a swimming pool full of floating carrots. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
5899 I was wondering what happened to all those carrots I bought the other day. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
5900 No need to worry Sweetheart, I found a snowblower with next-day delivery on amazon prime. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
5901 When are we expecting the Frosty family? 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
5902 It's amazing how exciting carrot noses are when you're married to a computer addiction. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
5903 "The weather report shows that there is a slight chance of snow." 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
5904 Good news and bad news. Tomorrow's temperature is above freezing but they're not vegetarians. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
5905 Oh yeah that reminds me, get some carrots at the store tomorrow. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
5906 Honey, Did you remember to buy carrots at the store? 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
5907 I told you should not have unplugged the out door freezer... 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
5908 I'll ask Siri to turn up the thrermostat 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
5909 So, what are you watching? 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
5910 It's the winter tribe of stalkers. All because of mans 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
5911 Well you were the one who was so worried about global warming. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
5912 I count 40 scarves and 25 hats needed. Amazon is our only option..they'll be a pile of coal and carrots waiting for you. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
5913 Lachanophobia, a fear of vegetables, and, in your case, a fear of carrots, is not uncommon. We typically find that these issues are a result of some childhood trauma, so let's begin there. Take me back to Winter 1987. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
5914 The moon is full and the snow stopped - looks like a nice night for a walk. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
5915 The only way out is to plough right through them. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
5916 If you’d just turn off the light... 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
5917 with climate change they’ll be gone a lot sooner than last year 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
5918 I forgot to mention sweetheart, I invited 500 snowmen here to bang you in every hole. 1.0847 0.04384 59 55 3 1
5919 They come by each year to sing carols and I invite them in for sno-cones. 1.0847 0.04384 59 55 3 1
5920 Remember when you told me that climate change would not lead to mass surges in job change? 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
5921 The carrots for vegan dish you've been planning should be arriving soon. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
5922 .. and when did you first start seeing these snowmen? 76331899.8.1577372385.1577308575.9199fc77-981a-4195-bf98-1 1.0847 0.04384 59 55 3 1
5923 Told you so. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
5924 Honey, I told you, if you keep feeding them they'll keep coming back. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
5925 Dear, they aren’t really there. They’re spoofing you. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
5926 Whatever you are blogging about global warming is upsetting the snowmen! 1.0847 0.04384 59 55 3 1
5927 Remind me to get more carrots. 1.0847 0.04384 59 55 3 1
5928 When the Mormons come home. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
5929 The snow machine was supposed to be our little secret. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
5930 Darling, isn't it quite late for trick-o-treating? 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
5931 Did you invite your relatives for dinner? 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
5932 I’ll refer to it then as a flash mob of snow persons of indeterminate gender or preference. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
5933 It says, "For Zombie Snowmen Just Turn Up The Thermostat." 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
5934 I expected squirrels and raccoons but now I suppose we’re gonna need a bigger bird feeder 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
5935 They're not happy about their noses getting longer from the warming. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
5936 Honey, I know you love them, but keeping them warm isn't thermodynamically favorable. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
5937 I told you it wasn't a good idea to give your address on your Etsy site when it comes to the wool hats you knit. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
5938 better do speed knitting now they all want one 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
5939 Honestly darling, these climate refugees no longer know what to do to warm the atmosphere 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
5940 You bought 10,000 tickets to “The Icemen Cometh?” 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
5941 Honey, maybe we should move up stairs. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
5942 Don't worry. They'll melt by tomorrow. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
5943 They are giving us a Frosty reception. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
5944 That darned panda is stirring them up again. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
5945 What color of scarf do you want? Dude, he's looking the best for your skin color! 1.0847 0.04384 59 55 3 1
5946 Well then knit faster if the others need a scarf too. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
5947 So I was thinking someone warm. The Carribean, maybe. Thoughts? 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
5948 I can order similar scarves in bulk but they won’t get delivered before next week’s predicted highs in the 40s 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
5949 It's a hologram sent by The NEW YORKER. I'm telling them great job in making us feel cold; but we can't hear them singing, it's almost as if they have no mouths! 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
5950 I know your heart is in the right place, Babe, but trust me -- "warm and cozy" would be wasted on the likes of them. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
5951 Just ignore them:They all want eggnog: 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
5952 Keep knitting, he just sent the selfie to his friends. Those are only his relatives. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
5953 Keep knitting, furnace repair guy just cancelled. 1.0847 0.04384 59 55 3 1
5954 Did you forget to shovel the walk? 1.0847 0.04384 59 55 3 1
5955 Honey, did you have to use my favorite hat? 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
5956 That's an awful lot of ice staring at us! 1.0847 0.05006 59 56 1 2
5957 You only need to knit them hats until springtime. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
5958 I wouldn't be too concerned. They don't have penises. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
5959 I think our holiday party Evite went viral! 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
5960 Do you think they know we gave them the non organic carrots? 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
5961 Google says snowmen are the worst. Give them a hat and the next thing you know they’re asking for mittens. And, forget about your cookies over there, blah, blah, blah. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
5962 They expect you to knit scarves for all of them. 1.0847 0.04384 59 55 3 1
5963 Maybe we can just stick to sledding next snow day. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
5964 Not sure why, but I feel like watching something tonight. How about you? 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
5965 Honey, did you forget to pay for snow removal? 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
5966 It’s getting really Frosty outside. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
5967 Wait until they find out that it is no bargain inside here. 1.0847 0.04384 59 55 3 1
5968 Paul, I know they're not migratory, but I only see them this time of year. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
5969 I told you it was too chilly in here. 1.0847 0.04384 59 55 3 1
5970 It’s a casting call for the GOT comedy sequel. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
5971 Sweetie, I'm going to need that sweater back. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
5972 So that’s where my scarves ended up. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
5973 No wonder you couldn't find carrots at the market! 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
5974 Carrot and stick yarn-bombing is frightfully tricky. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
5975 Honey... When is the last time you shoveled the snow? 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
5976 What did you expect, Katherine? I told you to stop feeding them. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
5977 ' Cancel the order honey, our carrot delivery is here' 1.0847 0.04384 59 55 3 1
5978 nothing online about what to do on the night of the living snowman 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
5979 Snowmening hard out tonight 1.0847 0.04384 59 55 3 1
5980 Dear, I think it may be time for you to change your position on global warming 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
5981 Honey, please crank up the thermostat. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
5982 Incredible deal on some top-quality merino here. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
5983 Dear, I think we might want to liquidate our short position on carrots. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
5984 It’s going to be cold tonight, honey. Did you remember to put hats on all the snowmen? 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
5985 Uh, honey, could you help me with the knitting? 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
5986 I don't know why you're still knitting for them. They just need to accept being cold. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
5987 Don't let them back in, Honey. The carpet was soaking wet last time. 1.0847 0.04384 59 55 3 1
5988 The nuts at Fox News say that snowmen are running all over the State. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
5989 Great, now they all want scarves. 1.0847 0.04384 59 55 3 1
5990 INVASION OF CLIMATE CHANGE PROTESTERS 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
5991 With this speed of global warming, they won't need any new scarves. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
5992 This story says they have one demand: stop feeding carrots to horses. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
5993 Tell them to come inside babe, see how long they can keep up this passive-aggressive schtick. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
5994 Honey, what did you to do Frosty? 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
5995 Keep knitting...I can't expedite delivery for these sale scarves. 1.0847 0.04384 59 55 3 1
5996 Look at all the nice hats. 1.0847 0.04384 59 55 3 1
5997 Don't worry. It says here that zombie snowmen are vegetarians. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
5998 The snowmen were restless that day, my friends. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
5999 Don't say anything to them or it will just snowball into a big fight. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
6000 How many snowmen did you lay off this year? 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
6001 I told you to stop trolling Frosty. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
6002 Keep knitting as fast as you can, Delores. The Amazon order won’t be here until Tuesday! 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
6003 whelp... internet says a pet bunny would work to spite their faces. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
6004 I can’t keep up with knitting hats - my only hope is climate change. 1.0847 0.04384 59 55 3 1
6005 They want you to start knitting handkerchiefs, apparently their carrots are glazed 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
6006 Have you finished your snowman speech? 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
6007 Hey Honey, thanks again for your knitted sweater - it feels so warm and cuddly... 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
6008 Oh ,I wouldn't worry. It's going to be 54 tomorrow. 1.0847 0.04384 59 55 3 1
6009 Would you like a melting snowman or should they stay just to keep their shape? 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
6010 Let it snowpeople, let it snowpeople, let it snowpeople. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
6011 Honey, please tell them I’m knitting the hats as fast as I can! 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
6012 try snowman rebellion.no more carrots! 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
6013 Hun there are some individuals in our front yard that are concerned about global warming 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
6014 Draw the drapes, dear. I am afraid of carrots. 1.0847 0.04384 59 55 3 1
6015 Honey, it's time to call him in again from playing in the snow. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
6016 I see why your screen keeps freezing up! 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
6017 Is "Frosty the Snowman" the only song those carolers know? 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
6018 I would delete that last tweet, if I were you. # No More Frosties has gone viral. 1.0847 0.04384 59 55 3 1
6019 They have to stay outside for their own good, Karen. You of all people should know that. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
6020 Sure, now you show up. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
6021 I told him to wear a beanie like everyone else, but he always has to be the one to stand out. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
6022 You're not keeping up! I just ordered another 100 scarves on Etsy! 1.0847 0.04384 59 55 3 1
6023 They just sent another text message. If you don't knit them three more scarves by midnight they are going to break in. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
6024 Don't mind them. They're the quintessential example of six degrees of separation, so to speak. 1.0847 0.04384 59 55 3 1
6025 All the scarves and hats and carrots are sold out! 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
6026 I think we’re running low on carrots. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
6027 Okay, I found Waldo. Anything else 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
6028 The weather report says, "The icemen cometh." 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
6029 I wonder exactly how these Web cookies track us. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
6030 Honey would you Google snowman apocalypse ? 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
6031 Tomorrow's forecast is warm and sunny. Why? 1.0847 0.04384 59 55 3 1
6032 It sure looks frosty outside today. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
6033 The Walking Dead: Frosty 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
6034 I think we built too many snowmen. 1.0847 0.04384 59 55 3 1
6035 It's Frosty-Con. They think we're a neighborhood pub. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
6036 Here's a recipe for frozen carrots. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
6037 Okay, okay. I'm canceling the multiple orders. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
6038 We're booked for the Caribbean Cruise and we can leave Frosty behind! 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
6039 You'll notice it's the whites who stare at us." --Gerard Black Laurelton, NY 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
6040 They're suing us for our excessive use of energy. Ignore them they'll go away. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
6041 Just ignore them and they’ll melt. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
6042 I always feel safe at home, away from snowflakes. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
6043 What time did you schedule that Taylor Swift Christmas Album audition? 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
6044 Well my dear the snowmen are just my computer. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
6045 Honey, are you still on that Tinder for Winter Lovers site? 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
6046 I guess climate change is really taking a toll on the Frosty's 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
6047 More carolers? 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
6048 Looks like Frosty is with us again. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
6049 Don't blame me, I voted for the Canada Wall 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
6050 The internet is telling me its some sort of K-Pop fad. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
6051 How many frosties did you order for the party? 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
6052 I’m deactivating your Etsy account, dear. The demand for magic hats is too high this time of year. 1.0847 0.04384 59 55 3 1
6053 It says here a green hat and red scarf. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
6054 Where’s my scarf at Karen? You said to come through. 1.0847 0.04384 59 55 3 1
6055 Honey, do you think this snowblower will disturb the neighborhood? 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
6056 Who knew Frosty has his own holiday chorale? 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
6057 Looks like there is going to be a shortage of carrots this year. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
6058 I hope there’s enough snow left to build a fort. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
6059 Just tell them Global Warming is a hoax and turn the heat up if they try to come in. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
6060 You're right, the thermostat is set a little too low--they asked if they can come in to cool down. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
6061 They’re cold. Knit faster! 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
6062 I'm thinking your Snow Mob wants In!! " JK Fuller Genoa, N 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
6063 Goggle, when is the first Spring thaw? 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
6064 Honey turn on the heater. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
6065 Don't worry dear, it says here that because of global warming, they'll be extinct in a few years. 1.0847 0.04384 59 55 3 1
6066 Nome, Alaska: “Hey Honey, I see in the local news there is an impeachment rally here tonight” 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
6067 Order another thousand yards of red yarn ! 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
6068 They want to know what you’re doing about global warming. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
6069 I'm no good at judging the size of crowds Ted, but I'd say there's about seventeen million of them out there. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
6070 The downside of curtailing our carbon footprint. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
6071 Don't worry. It's just the Christmas episode of "The Walking Dead." 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
6072 Remember to put carrots on the shopping list. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
6073 Don't bother me now. I just Googled the mating habits of aardvarks. Burp! Oh, and my name is Steve. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
6074 Funny, the internet is out. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
6075 I don’t think we should let the children watch frozen any more! 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
6076 Don't worry, this happens every year. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
6077 They need you to knit a few more hats and a lot more scarves. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
6078 I think your post on the snow is going viral... 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
6079 Don’t look. If you wait, they’ll melt away. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
6080 What we need is to find an untapped voting bloc that is fundamentally threatened by Trump. 1.0847 0.04384 59 55 3 1
6081 I’m emailing Frosty. You have knitted SO many hats. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
6082 Is that a scarf or a hat that you're working on? 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
6083 Ignore them--they're just zombies of climate change. 1.0847 0.04384 59 55 3 1
6084 I am getting a mixed response to uploading our carrot soup recipe. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
6085 They're from the organic vegetable lobby. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
6086 They want you to play, "Where's Frosty?" with them. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
6087 I told you not to use organic carrots on the snowmen! 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
6088 It says here they’re harmless but having matches handy is a good idea. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
6089 Wiki says they hunt in packs staring down prey till goods are relinquished 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
6090 No, it doesn't say anything about a Frosty apocalypse, why? 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
6091 Melting inside or freezing outside? Looks like they've all made their mind. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
6092 I'm finally on the last chapter of my chiller. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
6093 Hmm. It seems the internet doesn’t have enough wool. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
6094 Hon, the weather lady did forecast a scary winter weekend. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
6095 Google says this problem will resolve itself come springtime. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
6096 Quick, honey, hide the scarves! 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
6097 …and they all looked through one last framed glass, in the quest for the ultimate clue of life imitating art. THE END” 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
6098 I told you - you have to make enough for the whole class. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
6099 Earl, those global warming protesters are back again 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
6100 You just had to brag about your scarf-making skills, didn't you? 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
6101 We've made a fortune selling snowman hats and scarves. What about carrot sleeves? 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
6102 Tell them I'll be out in a minute, I'm watching Frozen! 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
6103 You mean, "Children of The Corn," not the carrot. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
6104 George......did you tell the neighbors about our open house party? 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
6105 I told you Sue, if you knit it they will come. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
6106 Give it a scarf and they' won't go away until they all have one. 1.0847 0.04384 59 55 3 1
6107 Stop cutting and pasting...NOW! 1.0847 0.04384 59 55 3 1
6108 For the last time honey- you aren't being stalked by a thousand Michael Keatons. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
6109 Head shot with a snowball and they'll never walk again. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
6110 Are you ordering solar window shades? 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
6111 Look at all the carrots ! 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
6112 Can't say I didn't warn you, hon. First it's one or two carrots... 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
6113 When James woke up in the morning, it had already begun to snow. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
6114 Tell them I'm looking up the tracking number for their corn cob pipes now. 1.0847 0.04384 59 55 3 1
6115 It's a scam honey, no matter how often I enter the Cartoon Caption Contest in the New Yorker I never win. "Honey?, ..Michelle ? ..you okay?...why so quiet? 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
6116 NORAD says we could be dealing with SnowMen, SnowWomen, SnowTrans, SnowPerson, SnowCis, SnowTwoSpirit SnowGenderQuestioning,SnowPanGender Invasion 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
6117 I told you not to knit ours a scarf, now all the neighbors' want one too. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
6118 That new snow blower attracts way too much attention. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
6119 Tom, it's the coldest night of the year! Can't we just let them in? 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
6120 Honey, you know that virtual online snowman app has put thousands out of a job. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
6121 I'm much more concerned about the ones without hats 1.0847 0.04384 59 55 3 1
6122 My mistake was in asking you if you wanted to build a snowman. You just don't know when to stop. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
6123 Global warming. Endangered species. They need a colder environment like our living room. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
6124 You’re gonna need a lot more yarn for all those cold carrots, hon. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
6125 Hmm... there's nothing on the internet about how to get rid of an army of angry snowmen. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
6126 I'd go with multicolor. They're all a bunch of snowflakes. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
6127 What a silly waste of carrots! 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
6128 Could it be a protest about my carrot cake? 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
6129 Amazon has scarves and hats on sale and will deliver by tomorrow. But what were you thinking when you promised every snowman in the neighborhood a scarf and hat? 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
6130 No, we're not letting them in. They'd just melt on the carpet. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
6131 I meant to tell you, it's very frosty outside. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
6132 Remember me saying — after caps and scarves — that you can't just knit snowball warmers for one...? 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
6133 A couple hats and scarves and next thing you it's all the scum of our weary city comes a-knocking. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
6134 They're demanding that we don't kill Frosty this year. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
6135 They don't need sweaters. They're build for winter. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
6136 I don't think they are here because we have heat. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
6137 I must have said something about you being a snow queen. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
6138 Darling, what did you just read about Zombie snowmen? 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
6139 I'm reporting the climate emergency for them! 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
6140 It's really cold out there. Let them in and they'll probably melt with gratitude. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
6141 Holidays kind of snuck on me. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
6142 It might have something to do with me googoling 'snowperson.' 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
6143 Knew I shouldn’t have replied to that tweet about tedious holiday songs! 1.0847 0.04384 59 55 3 1
6144 I wonder when the snowmen are coming this year. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
6145 ‘Tis the season to be stalking 1.0847 0.04384 59 55 3 1
6146 Ever get the feeling you're being watched, or am I just being paranoid? 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
6147 If they were lemmings, there would be no need to be afraid. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
6148 Apparently, we are not the only ones interested in "Netflix and Chill" tonight . . . 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
6149 Quit complaining, I’m not turning the heat up 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
6150 It's for their own good. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
6151 For some reason we must look too cool for Global Warming 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
6152 I am thinking of having roasted carrots for Christmas dinner. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
6153 It's climate change. They're asking if they can come in and turn on the air conditioning. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
6154 Alice, can you knit faster? 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
6155 Honey, I don't know why but something smells like carrots in here. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
6156 I'd call ICE , but there's a warm spell starting tomorrow. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
6157 Be careful... their favorite song is ‘“I Melt With You” by Modern English. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
6158 This Amazon is amazing. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
6159 I'm all for Greta Thunberg, but where's her support? 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
6160 Just wait for summer and they'll be gone. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
6161 You told me your in-laws weren't visiting this year. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
6162 I just tweeted something about snowmen..... 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
6163 It's because I didn't cry while we watched Frosty, isn't it? 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
6164 They're worried about climate change as well. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
6165 Pay no attention to their demands, we are not switching to organic carrots on my watch. 1.0847 0.04384 59 55 3 1
6166 Don't be afraid, global warming will melt their asses! 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
6167 Another fake news story...Earth invaded by race of snowmen, scheeeesh! 1.0847 0.04384 59 55 3 1
6168 Well at least we'll have plenty of beta-carotene. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
6169 Ignore them. They're just looking for a fight." 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
6170 I told you not to pick up knitting. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
6171 Do not order the snowblower 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
6172 It's time for you to come with us, Mary" -Snowmen of Baker Street, 197 1.0847 0.04384 59 55 3 1
6173 Oh its that book again and your imagination. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
6174 There must be a HVAC place open on Christmas Eve... 1.0847 0.04384 59 55 3 1
6175 Did you tweet #abominable snowman? 1.0847 0.05006 59 56 1 2
6176 They're talkin' like there's snow tomorrow. 1.0847 0.04384 59 55 3 1
6177 That’s fine to invite them in. But make sure they wipe their feet in the mat. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
6178 You'd better fetch the garden hose. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
6179 It's getting a little Frosty outside 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
6180 Which part of Iceland did you say your family is from? 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
6181 You know, it says here that this global warming thing is exaggerated. Winter is still winter, isn't it? 1.0845 0.03324 71 65 6 0
6182 Going up. High up. 1.0833 0.03598 60 55 5 0
6183 Going up?” “Yeah ,why 1.0833 0.03598 60 55 5 0
6184 Great Wall of ; - this is your floor. You A right from your room. 1.0833 0.03598 60 55 5 0
6185 The Weather Channel Online is reporting that climate change could bring on a snowman apocalypse. 1.0833 0.03598 60 55 5 0
6186 What snowman? 1.0833 0.03598 60 55 5 0
6187 Your milkshake brings all the boys to the yard. 1.0833 0.04312 60 56 3 1
6188 They want to watch Frosty the Snowman. 1.0833 0.03598 60 55 5 0
6189 You have a lot of back orders on your Etsy account. 1.0833 0.03598 60 55 5 0
6190 I'm just checking how much underlawn heating costs ... 1.0833 0.03598 60 55 5 0
6191 I told you dear before we moved here that this might happen. How many more stocking caps do these idiots expect you to knit?" 1.0833 0.03598 60 55 5 0
6192 Honey, would you mind turning the heat down? 1.0833 0.03598 60 55 5 0
6193 Snow crowds are forming outside dear. Yes , the sooner I book for Hawaii the better 1.0833 0.03598 60 55 5 0
6194 Check to see if there's a warning trend tomorrow. 1.0833 0.03280 72 66 6 0
6195 Oh look, Honey! Amazon one day delivery has arrived! 1.0833 0.03280 72 66 6 0
6196 I had a cold chill like the Mark of Gideon. 1.0833 0.03598 60 55 5 0
6197 My neck is killing me. Let's move it in FRONT of the sofa. 1.0833 0.03598 60 55 5 0
6198 Looks like they heard we have the only snow blower in the neighborhood too 1.0833 0.03598 60 55 5 0
6199 Frosty 'did' say he'd be back again someday. 1.0833 0.03598 60 55 5 0
6200 I don’t think it’s important whether the carrots are organic or not. 1.0833 0.03598 60 55 5 0
6201 Yea, we're cosy in here and your just smelling carrots... 1.0833 0.04312 60 56 3 1
6202 totally up to you - stay home and be bored but toasty, or go out and be fucking frosty 1.0833 0.03598 60 55 5 0
6203 Get ready to be shaken. 1.0833 0.03598 60 55 5 0
6204 Not the kind of snow squall I had in mind. 1.0833 0.03280 72 66 6 0
6205 You do notice several are without hats. They request that you knit more. 1.0833 0.03598 60 55 5 0
6206 There must have been some magic in the pom-pom hats they found. 1.0833 0.03598 60 55 5 0
6207 Ok, here are 5 great Carrot Cake Recipes... 1.0833 0.03598 60 55 5 0
6208 Maybe we need to turn the thermostat up 1.0833 0.04312 60 56 3 1
6209 Or there's a site called S**T I K**T. 1.0833 0.04312 60 56 3 1
6210 Think about all the yarn you will have come spring time. 1.0833 0.03598 60 55 5 0
6211 How fast do you think you can knit a few dozen more hats and scarves? 1.0833 0.03598 60 55 5 0
6212 You’d better knit faster. They’re getting cold out there. 1.0833 0.04312 60 56 3 1
6213 Oh yeah, I told Frosty he could stop by with a few friends. 1.0833 0.03830 72 67 4 1
6214 I told you you shouldn't have cooked carrots for dinner. 1.0833 0.03598 60 55 5 0
6215 I thought I cancelled the order. 1.0833 0.03598 60 55 5 0
6216 What did you do with that scarf and hat I knitted for you last year? 1.0833 0.04312 60 56 3 1
6217 My constituents REALLY want Trump impeached and removed. The White House has told us to just ignore them. 1.0833 0.03598 60 55 5 0
6218 Alas! Those “organic” carrot noses for the Community snowmen awakened their curiosity, my dear. 1.0833 0.03598 60 55 5 0
6219 Ordering more yarn. 1.0833 0.03598 60 55 5 0
6220 This is snow joke Roger! 1.0833 0.04312 60 56 3 1
6221 Are you watching "The Iceman Cometh? 1.0833 0.04312 60 56 3 1
6222 Honey, it’s snowmaning outside ! 1.0833 0.04312 60 56 3 1
6223 The Kris Kringle purge is finally happening. 1.0833 0.03598 60 55 5 0
6224 Says here the mushrooms should take effect within ninety minutes... 1.0833 0.04312 60 56 3 1
6225 FFYou ought to be wondering what attracted them to you. 1.0833 0.04312 60 56 3 1
6226 Google, can carrots be used as weapons 1.0833 0.03598 60 55 5 0
6227 You start out knitting them scarves and hats, and next thing they all want sweaters! 1.0833 0.03598 60 55 5 0
6228 Tell them we ran out of candies. 1.0833 0.03598 60 55 5 0
6229 I told you. If you leave carrots out you’ll attract ever stray on the street. 1.0833 0.03598 60 55 5 0
6230 I told them we could play once I finish my shopping. 1.0833 0.03598 60 55 5 0
6231 If you continue staring at them, they will all melt. 1.0833 0.04312 60 56 3 1
6232 Maybe you should write about a bunch of snowmen who attack people! 1.0833 0.03598 60 55 5 0
6233 Honey, get the hair dryer ready. 1.0833 0.04312 60 56 3 1
6234 I think they know we didn't buy carbon offsets. 1.0833 0.03598 60 55 5 0
6235 ‘Privacy’ and ‘internet’ just don’t go together any more. 1.0833 0.03598 60 55 5 0
6236 G = “i oing up? 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
6237 Going out for a walk, Sir? 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
6238 Are you a visitor of Mr .Dogg? 1.0820 0.04243 61 57 3 1
6239 I’m ready for holiday season! 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
6240 Daddy, STRANGER DANGER! 1.0820 0.04243 61 57 3 1
6241 It's predicting a 90% chance of snowmen 1.0820 0.04243 61 57 3 1
6242 This 3D printer thing of yours is getting out of control. 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
6243 Remember the flood we had last year when we let them in. 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
6244 If you close the curtain, they will stop lining. 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
6245 I told warned you: you buy all those carrots, there will be consequences. 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
6246 Don’t worry honey ,global warming is going to kill them sooner than you think. 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
6247 The weather outside must be frightful. In here, it's so delightful. 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
6248 It’s just “The Walking Dead - Snowman Edition.” 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
6249 Don't worry; it's just cosplay. 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
6250 Well, you said I couldn't bring them inside... 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
6251 Why are you sad? This acid is crazy! 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
6252 The million snowman march? That'll never happen! 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
6253 Relax, honey, they're attracted by the knitting needles clicking. How many stocking caps have you made, anyway? 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
6254 Hmmm...Weather report says low of 28 tonight with a slight chance of frost. 1.0820 0.04243 61 57 3 1
6255 They just want to Netflix and chill with us 1.0820 0.04243 61 57 3 1
6256 Whoa, Lori’s Caps & Scarves has gone viral. 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
6257 Let's go to the Trans-Lux and hiss Roosevelt! 1.0820 0.04243 61 57 3 1
6258 In a relationship like ours, you will need to become accustomed to "them" staring at us. 1.0820 0.04243 61 57 3 1
6259 Sorry mam, but can you put it back channel 3, Frosty the snowman is on next. He is from our neck of the woods 1.0816 0.04911 49 46 2 1
6260 More orders coming in... 614 scarves, 372 toques. 1.0816 0.04911 49 46 2 1
6261 Honey, you ordered them with hats. I said I preferred no hats ! Carrots, I have plenty of carrots. "I think they want to know what I'm knitting" 1.0811 0.03729 74 69 4 1
6262 They all think I'm the casting director for "Frozen" and you the costume designer. 1.0811 0.03195 74 68 6 0
6263 Uhh, honey - i think your cousins are here 1.0811 0.03195 74 68 6 0
6264 Do you think they'll melt away if we wait inside long enough? 1.0806 0.03486 62 57 5 0
6265 How can we leave them just for our own enjoyment? 1.0806 0.04176 62 58 3 1
6266 Don't worry honey, they're more scared of us than we are of them 1.0806 0.03486 62 57 5 0
6267 Please don't tell me this is another white nationalist dog-whistle... 1.0806 0.04176 62 58 3 1
6268 I wouldn't worry. According to the weather, it's supposed to be very frosty tonight. 1.0806 0.04176 62 58 3 1
6269 The sixth sign of the apocalypse has begun; next, global warming! 1.0806 0.04176 62 58 3 1
6270 Sometimes you just wanna stay in. 1.0806 0.03486 62 57 5 0
6271 Have you been making carrot cake again? 1.0806 0.03486 62 57 5 0
6272 Your in the mood now? What made you come around? 1.0806 0.03486 62 57 5 0
6273 Don't let them in. They'll melt all over the rug. 1.0806 0.03486 62 57 5 0
6274 It seems that your Instagram post about not liking snow has gone viral. 1.0806 0.03486 62 57 5 0
6275 Joe, can you stop building snow men, because I am darn tired of knitting the caps? 1.0806 0.03486 62 57 5 0
6276 All because we didn't let our kids watch "Frosty the Snowman" 1.0806 0.03486 62 57 5 0
6277 I think the real question is: where did I get all those carrots, lumps of coal, winter hats, and scarves? 1.0806 0.03486 62 57 5 0
6278 They want you to knit scarves. 1.0806 0.04176 62 58 3 1
6279 The weather report says that there is a 90% chance of a snowman apocalypse through the weekend. 1.0806 0.03486 62 57 5 0
6280 Damn snowflakes. 1.0806 0.03486 62 57 5 0
6281 So Sweetie, I guess it's going to be a while before I get that sandwich, huh? 1.0800 0.03681 75 70 4 1
6282 They weren’t kidding about that penthouse in the sky 1.0794 0.04112 63 59 3 1
6283 About that new app you downloaded ..." 1.0794 0.04112 63 59 3 1
6284 Are you finding any good carrot recipes? 1.0794 0.03433 63 58 5 0
6285 Apparently they have herd immunity. 1.0794 0.04112 63 59 3 1
6286 Maybe we ought to turn the furnace down. 1.0794 0.04112 63 59 3 1
6287 No, I do not think Frosty singing, "I'll be back again one day" was a threat. Why do you ask? 1.0794 0.04112 63 59 3 1
6288 Maybe we shouldn’t have boiled the carrots? 1.0794 0.04112 63 59 3 1
6289 It's a spin from Children of the Corn, any thoughts. 1.0794 0.04112 63 59 3 1
6290 Don"t worry, weather report says 60 tomorrow. 1.0794 0.03433 63 58 5 0
6291 Zombie snowmen, who’d be thunk it ? 1.0794 0.03433 63 58 5 0
6292 It's been a while since we had a white Christmas. 1.0794 0.03433 63 58 5 0
6293 "It says the herd will thin out in the Spring. 1.0794 0.03433 63 58 5 0
6294 Keep knitting, soon they'll all have hats. 1.0794 0.03433 63 58 5 0
6295 Maybe we shouldn't have guaranteed order fulfillment of our hand knit hat & scarf sets in time for Christmas 1.0794 0.03433 63 58 5 0
6296 Always interesting to live next to quintuplets. 1.0794 0.03433 63 58 5 0
6297 They will melt if you let them in. 1.0794 0.03433 63 58 5 0
6298 Nothing to worry about. It says here that climate change is making them an endangered species. 1.0794 0.03433 63 58 5 0
6299 Told you so. Knit a scarf for one of them and all will pester you. 1.0794 0.04112 63 59 3 1
6300 What right do they have to be so curious and contemptuous of our relationship? 1.0794 0.04112 63 59 3 1
6301 We all need caps for our kids, please. 1.0794 0.03433 63 58 5 0
6302 You're the one who collects broomsticks CES and old top hats, so you're on your own now. 1.0794 0.03433 63 58 5 0
6303 Frosty the Snowman, was a jolly happy clone..... 1.0794 0.03433 63 58 5 0
6304 I think your excellent article about the inevitability of climate warming should have skipped the part about getting used to it and getting on with our lives.” 1.0794 0.04112 63 59 3 1
6305 The refugee program is getting out of hand. 1.0794 0.03433 63 58 5 0
6306 Don’t you love how quiet it gets after a big snowfall? 1.0794 0.03433 63 58 5 0
6307 It's the global warming refugees. 1.0794 0.03433 63 58 5 0
6308 Dear, you forgot the carrots I asked you to pick up at the grocery. Oh, well, never mind. 1.0794 0.03433 63 58 5 0
6309 I finished the hats, but now they all want scarves too. 1.0794 0.04112 63 59 3 1
6310 Which one is Pinocchio? 1.0789 0.03114 76 70 6 0
6311 We need six carrots for tomorrow's soup. See what you can do. 1.0789 0.03634 76 71 4 1
6312 THE FORECAST IN FLORIDA... 1.0781 0.04049 64 60 3 1
6313 Please take one giant leap off the lift for mankind 1.0781 0.04049 64 60 3 1
6314 Do you think Jeremy's adderall is too strong? 1.0781 0.03381 64 59 5 0
6315 Don't worry, they're vegan. 1.0781 0.04049 64 60 3 1
6316 Honey, he has outgrown baby Mozart. 1.0781 0.03381 64 59 5 0
6317 Maybe we should hope for global warming. 1.0781 0.03381 64 59 5 0
6318 Looks like the zombies have found the perfect Christmas disguise. 1.0781 0.03381 64 59 5 0
6319 They want booties for the new arrival. 1.0781 0.03381 64 59 5 0
6320 I should not have taken Frosty's corn cob pipe... 1.0781 0.03381 64 59 5 0
6321 So the traffic cop gave Frosty and his entire family citations. Told them all to see me as local judge to avoid a meltdown. 1.0781 0.03381 64 59 5 0
6322 Here's a Singer on sale for $499.00? 1.0781 0.03381 64 59 5 0
6323 Without mouths to simply drink their “Potion,” the Snowman Cult started exploring alternate methods..... 1.0781 0.03381 64 59 5 0
6324 Quick turn up the heat.... 1.0781 0.03381 64 59 5 0
6325 Have you been wetting the bed? 1.0781 0.04049 64 60 3 1
6326 I noticed the bed was drenched again. 1.0781 0.04049 64 60 3 1
6327 Maybe if you'd set the thermostat above 32 degrees, they wouldn't want to come in. 1.0781 0.03381 64 59 5 0
6328 Isn't this a scene from To Kill a Mockingbird? 1.0781 0.04049 64 60 3 1
6329 They're just attracted to the cold, heartless state of our relationship! 1.0781 0.04049 64 60 3 1
6330 I guess their like zombies. It says here, that if we just wait till dawn, the Sun will kill them. 1.0781 0.04049 64 60 3 1
6331 Apparently there was a big magic-hat sale at Kohl's last weekend. 1.0781 0.03381 64 59 5 0
6332 According this, nose muffs. 1.0781 0.04049 64 60 3 1
6333 This was the moment Sussie stopped supporting the green new deal. 1.0769 0.03331 65 60 5 0
6334 I told you to start eating more vegetables. 1.0769 0.03331 65 60 5 0
6335 « Well, at least THEY give me all the attention I need this Festive Season. » 1.0769 0.03988 65 61 3 1
6336 Honestly Susan,this summer it was the zombie apocalypse,Now your talking about snowmen taking over. 1.0769 0.03331 65 60 5 0
6337 They’re filming March Of TheSnowmen 1.0769 0.03331 65 60 5 0
6338 They want recognition for their efforts to combat climate change, including every individual's contribution to coal sequestration. 1.0769 0.03988 65 61 3 1
6339 They look so lonely without women. 1.0769 0.03331 65 60 5 0
6340 Looks like the Snowman Apocalypse. 1.0769 0.03331 65 60 5 0
6341 I thought you said this neighborhood was gentrifying? 1.0769 0.03988 65 61 3 1
6342 What can I say, it gets lonely in the suburbs. 1.0769 0.03331 65 60 5 0
6343 I smell carrots! 1.0769 0.03331 65 60 5 0
6344 I can't believe you are still into "Where's Waldo." 1.0769 0.03331 65 60 5 0
6345 The food co-op website says it's the last delivery of the year. 1.0769 0.03988 65 61 3 1
6346 So a couple of snowmen don't have hats, why is that your problem? 1.0769 0.03988 65 61 3 1
6347 It says here, they don’t actually melt when they die. 1.0769 0.03331 65 60 5 0
6348 Let them eat carrots. 1.0758 0.03282 66 61 5 0
6349 When did snowmen learn to sing? 1.0758 0.03282 66 61 5 0
6350 I told you not to leave those carrots outside 1.0758 0.04483 66 63 1 2
6351 Now I know why my cousin said that these were very special Christmas cookies. She offered to give me her recipe. I want that recipe! 1.0758 0.03929 66 62 3 1
6352 I guess Frosty returned with his friends this year. 1.0758 0.03929 66 62 3 1
6353 Babe? They want to watch Frozen again. 1.0758 0.03282 66 61 5 0
6354 Keep knitting; they won’t go away until EVERY snow person has a warm hat. I’ll keep googling “skull cap patterns.” 1.0755 0.03663 53 49 4 0
6355 Did you say you ordered carrot soup online, for dinner? 1.0746 0.03871 67 63 3 1
6356 News of our "Permanent Freeze" travels fast. I was just referring to our credit report. 1.0746 0.03871 67 63 3 1
6357 Just once could we have Christmas at your sister's house? 1.0735 0.03189 68 63 5 0
6358 Looks like they're all telling the same lie. 1.0735 0.03815 68 64 3 1
6359 see honey, I told you that you'd find a new purpose when the kids left 1.0735 0.03189 68 63 5 0
6360 Perhaps we should invite them in where it's warm. 1.0735 0.03189 68 63 5 0
6361 Honey,I've told you already, staring just makes them think you have food. 1.0735 0.03189 68 63 5 0
6362 Back again? If they start carrying torches, it'll be a flash flood mob. 1.0735 0.03189 68 63 5 0
6363 Take me back up, Frank. I forgot my umbrella. 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
6364 Yep, that’s what she Said. Space. 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
6365 Ah yes, going all the way up! 47 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
6366 Finally, an elevator with some space. 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
6367 Do you mina if we do a countdown before you push the button e" ( 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
6368 There was no prep for this small talk thing. 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
6369 You know... you might find the presence of gravity here quite useful. 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
6370 Harold’s friends had failed to mention that it wasn’t THAT kind of fancy dress party. 1.0727 0.04384 55 52 2 1
6371 Hows the buisness doing par" "Astronomical 1.0727 0.04384 55 52 2 1
6372 10 years from now at Tesla Tower, Planet Mars. 1.0727 0.04384 55 52 2 1
6373 you know, there’s a shuttle. 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
6374 its the 10th floor already and i'm starting to belive they made these 10 stars up 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
6375 You seem a little Spaced out today. Hope you have a great day! 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
6376 I don’t know about the moon, but here we have landed safely on the lobby, sir! 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
6377 Power dressing for millenials 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
6378 Sir, I think you may have misunderstood our courtesy shuttle system... 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
6379 They tell me the stairs lead to heaven, but my cardio is not great. 1.0727 0.04384 55 52 2 1
6380 Ground floor to Major Tom? 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
6381 What you think your better than me? 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
6382 Sir, you do know that our “Mercury suite” isn’t actually Mercury, right? 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
6383 This is the space bar, unfortunately drinks do not include complementary laptops 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
6384 wee ad I thought we had budget-cuts! 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
6385 - Sir, do you go out alone tonight - | - |need my space. | 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
6386 My wife has just left me because I said I needed space. 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
6387 Well..they were out of the Santa suit 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
6388 Darn it, | forgot the flag. 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
6389 IT had no other clean clothes 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
6390 Mr. Kubrick’s floor please. 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
6391 Gravity, am I right? 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
6392 ‘Well you don’t SOUND sure you didn’t leave the oven on’ 1.0727 0.04384 55 52 2 1
6393 Thats the wrong pianet...take me to planet 9! 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
6394 Mr. Douglas Adams is waiting you at the end of the universe 1.0727 0.04384 55 52 2 1
6395 Oh, the weather outside is frightful... 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
6396 I told you not to eat that snow cone in the window. 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
6397 I have the feeling that we may have to cancel our ski trip. Can there be any snow left in all of Vermont? 1.0727 0.04384 55 52 2 1
6398 Do you think I will fall asleep by the time I will get to one thousand? 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
6399 If you don't like it, stop knitting those magic hats. 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
6400 Are they vegan because of the carrots? 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
6401 Just keep them at bay - it'll be 60 degrees tomorrow. 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
6402 I can order a giant outdoor heater now with the click of a button - your call. 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
6403 Herb, I think the carrot convention is in town, again! 1.0727 0.04384 55 52 2 1
6404 Whose Netflix account ARE we using? 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
6405 I asked for only corrots, we have a freezer already! 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
6406 It looks like the store is out of yarn, but it does have salt. 1.0727 0.04384 55 52 2 1
6407 Let her watch it again, Joe. What can it hurt Joe? Don’t YOU want to BUILD A SNOWMAN, JOE?” 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
6408 Aw, poor things. It’s too cold outside for them! 1.0727 0.04384 55 52 2 1
6409 I see, you were busy, busy, busy this morning. 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
6410 Close the curtains and wait until Spring. 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
6411 Baby, it’s cold in there! 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
6412 Wow, the Ku Klux Klan uniforms look even whiter than before. 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
6413 Yeah, but I asked for a scarf months ago! 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
6414 It's a weird thing, Doc. I only have the feeling that people are watching me in the winter. 1.0727 0.04384 55 52 2 1
6415 Honey, it looks very Frosty outside. 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
6416 Just wait a couple more years and they'll all melt. 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
6417 Take heart! Only 4,573 to go! 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
6418 It IS rare to have a Friday the 13th in December. Why do you ask? 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
6419 Him! That's the guy who took my hat. 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
6420 Hurry and order all of the air fryers available on Amazon for next day delivery! 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
6421 Should we just let them in so they can get it over with now? 1.0727 0.04384 55 52 2 1
6422 I'm really proud of you.This is the kind of loyal fan base that will last. 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
6423 Did you do another social media post about denying Global Warming? 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
6424 You’d better knit faster. I don’t know how to stop them! 1.0727 0.04384 55 52 2 1
6425 I have a lot of knitting to do before Christmas 1.0727 0.04384 55 52 2 1
6426 No, Wikipedia doesn't have an article on zombie snowmen. Why do you ask? 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
6427 Does no one realize that “orange nose” was a term of endearment seven years ago. 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
6428 It says on Google that they'll be gone as soon as the temperature rises. 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
6429 Remind me to buy carrots. 1.0727 0.04384 55 52 2 1
6430 But isn't the excessive packaging worth avoiding all that in-store scrutiny? 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
6431 I meant carrots from the grocery store honey 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
6432 There are unicorns in the garden! 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
6433 Take it easy. It will all be water under the bridge soon. 1.0727 0.04384 55 52 2 1
6434 A lot of window traffic, but I still bet most of them end up ordering us online 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
6435 I think we're in trouble. Amazon just had a run on skeins. 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
6436 Honey, I told you the kids can’t make snowmen anymore. 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
6437 "Googling happy jolly soul is not making me feel any better, no." 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
6438 close the curtains honey Im trying to concentrate 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
6439 See George...carrots ARE good for your eyes. No so much for mouths. 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
6440 Paul, did you order the white Christmas pop-up lawn set? 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
6441 Jingle-mingle, why do you ask? 1.0727 0.04384 55 52 2 1
6442 They are apparently part of a mass movement headed north to escape climate change. 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
6443 Did you forget to tip the paper boy? 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
6444 I sense anger about opposition to the Paris accords. 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
6445 I have no idea how the rumor got started that we're casting a play called "Frosty the Snowman." 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
6446 How about carrot cake tonight! 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
6447 Quick! Tweet that we are being surrounded by the members of Snowman Association condemning the global warming. 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
6448 Would you prefer noisy carolers? 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
6449 It says ‘does feed them’ 1.0727 0.04384 55 52 2 1
6450 I’m ordering corn cob flavored vape pens 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
6451 Just ignore them. Looks like GPS listed us as a Ben and Jerry's giveaway site. 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
6452 Darn, I think I used an e instead of an a 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
6453 Let's take a rain check on the carrot stew tonight. 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
6454 Hey Google, why is my yard filling with snowmen? 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
6455 Honey, would you like some carrot juice? 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
6456 So you are missing one cap and how many carrots did you say 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
6457 Sorry, I’m swamped with emails ... what was that you were saying about climate change? 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
6458 I don't care how cold it is, sitting by the fireplace is a big no-no. 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
6459 They say you lose most of your cold through your snow head 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
6460 Your mission, if you accept it, is to find the with a nose made of carats. 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
6461 I know you don’t like carrots; I was just feeling a bit adventurous tonight. 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
6462 Damn spellcheck! I thought I typed “carats.” 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
6463 Maybe they're trying to say something about global warming. 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
6464 What's the weather report tonight, honey? 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
6465 So this is how you fix a snowflake... 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
6466 The crowd got heated outside Jack Frost’s home in response to his recent blog post acknowledging climate change. 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
6467 These carolers really need to learn something other than Frosty the Snowman 1.0727 0.04384 55 52 2 1
6468 There are thousands of snowmen gathered at our window which is a perfect rally! 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
6469 I’m adding flood protection to our Home Owners Insurance Policy. I afraid we are going to need it by the time you finish all of their scarfs. 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
6470 Would you stop feeding the strays? 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
6471 I warned you they'd all want one. 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
6472 Yes, I'm absolutely positive no one'll ever be looking in from outside just because we have the light on. Don't be silly;; we're out in the boonies. 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
6473 If you turn around, they'll go away. 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
6474 Our wedding guests...the snowman Parson Brown knows back. 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
6475 Don’t worry Judith, your yarn order qualifies for next day shipping 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
6476 Next time we should build them farther from the window. 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
6477 This year I’m taking it out to them! 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
6478 It's a horde of nameless, shiftless and extremely dangerous immigrant snowmen fleeing an imaginary change in climate and taking work away from legitimate carolers. 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
6479 Says here to be patient..wait till spring 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
6480 We’ll be in Florida next week. You can have the house then. 1.0727 0.04384 55 52 2 1
6481 Says here, scientists find a correlation between snowfall and a scarcity of carrots. 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
6482 They want you to stop hogging the Wi-Fi.” 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
6483 I’m not buying any more wool; let them freeze! 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
6484 The weather outside really is frightful 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
6485 Admirers of your knitted caps have snowballed. 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
6486 Aha! I found the problem, I accidentally chose the "subscribe and save" option instead of "one-time purchase." 1.0727 0.04384 55 52 2 1
6487 Could you turn up the heat? I suddenly feel a little frosty. 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
6488 I didn't know snow-many people would show up to our Christmas party. Honey, you better turn down the heat. 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
6489 I can't believe all these dating site ads. Did you know there is a snowmenonly.com? 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
6490 Did you really leave out their mouths just to keep them from complaining about your knitting? 1.0727 0.04384 55 52 2 1
6491 Honey, check the 5 day forecast -- if it stays below freezing, order 100 skeins of wool and 5 lbs. of coffee on Prime. 1.0727 0.04384 55 52 2 1
6492 You need to knit faster or pray for a heat wave. 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
6493 I might have posted something about needing holiday help. Why? 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
6494 Oh, now I know what happened to all those carrots that disappeared from you vegetable garden this summer. 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
6495 Let it Snowman, let it Snowman, let it Snowman! 1.0727 0.04384 55 52 2 1
6496 Hey Honey, google 'Army of Snowmen.' 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
6497 Honey, how much pizza did you order? 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
6498 Honey... what did you do with all of those hats and scarves I made for you over the years? 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
6499 Unless it snows in the next couple of days, I don't think we'll see such a large group again. 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
6500 Sure took Donald a lot of balls to pull off this prank. 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
6501 No wonder I can never find a scarf when I need it! 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
6502 My virtual reality is much more virtual without suffering from a lacking of reality...dear. 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
6503 Don’t worry. It says it’s supposed to be warmer tomorrow. 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
6504 Mary spent the whole day making snowmen, I do think she got a little bit out of control... 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
6505 They're also eager to see our vacation plans. 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
6506 Keep knitting, Dear. Your scarves are very popular. 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
6507 Ignore them for a couple of months. They'll go away. 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
6508 Did you or did you not say to do something with those old carrots? 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
6509 Honey, Google Night of the Living Snowmen 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
6510 I tried to get Buster to stop peeing on them, but dogs will be dogs. 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
6511 I'm googling "snow bodies with carrot in middle of face." 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
6512 That many fresh carrots at this time of year is costing them an arm and a leg. 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
6513 O.K., I''m looking up what we should tip the snowman. 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
6514 Margaret! The scarf sales have gone viral on Sno-itzy! 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
6515 Did you just google snowman? 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
6516 Ignore them, Frosty is on. 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
6517 - When they said there would be climate change refugees I didnt 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
6518 I’m in the mood for some carrot cake 1.0727 0.04384 55 52 2 1
6519 Their top two demands are more free nose jobs and a massive re-aiming of all solar panels. 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
6520 A warm front is coming through tonight. Tomorrow we can pick up hats and scarves for the homeless and carrots for the soup kitchen. 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
6521 I always thought there was only one Frosty? 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
6522 Well, here's some recipes for carrot cake. 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
6523 They're harmless. They've just never seen a black person before. 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
6524 Dont worry, theres a warm front coming tomorrow afternoon 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
6525 It's global warming, Hal. They want to be inside. 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
6526 It's supposed to warm up by Wednesday. 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
6527 Calvin did that. He next really grew up. 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
6528 The news says they're hungry for Frosty's flakes. 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
6529 Not to worry, they'll all disappear in the Spring. 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
6530 I understand why you needed to publish an op-ed about the climate crisis, but did you have to include our home address? 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
6531 It says here global warming will soon affect the carrot crops, but who really cares? 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
6532 My snowman rant has been trending." 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
6533 Honey, I think we should turn up the thermostat. 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
6534 If you go to the grocery store, we’re all out of carrots. 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
6535 Do you even corncob pipe, bro? 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
6536 It says your four carat studs have arrived. 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
6537 I hope you don't mind. The carrots were going bad anyways. 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
6538 Don’t kill yourself. We’re having a heat wave in two days! 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
6539 Thank goodness it stopped snowing, we'll be eating carrots again in no time. 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
6540 Looks like it worked. Your Flash Mob is here. 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
6541 Apparently their cable's out. I told them it was cool to watch Frosty here. 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
6542 Ignore them darling, They are just homeless! 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
6543 Honey, remember when you said no one would miss that snowman you backed over....? 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
6544 Might as well buy some corncob futures. 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
6545 I said its the perfect spot to Netflix and chill in the listing. 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
6546 I'm googling what to do with zombie snowmen. 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
6547 You're not the only one around here concerned with global warming. 1.0727 0.04384 55 52 2 1
6548 Today was a record high for this time of year. And tomorrow it’s supposed to get even warmer. Guess we’d better turn the a/c back on and crank it down really low. 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
6549 I thought winter came already? 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
6550 Not to worry I think they all will want snow flakes for breakfast. 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
6551 Snow Creatures 2: Revenge of the Snowpeople 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
6552 I told them not to come home until the street lights went on. 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
6553 Okay, maybe I did get carried away. 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
6554 Honey, I think I know where all the orders on my Etsy page are coming from. 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
6555 Ok, let me review our cash refund policy for Christmas 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
6556 Honey, did you order snowman on amazon? 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
6557 I just found out that Jimmy Durante use to live in this house! 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
6558 Darling, did you wanted to build snowmen? 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
6559 No Worries. Invite them in! We'll have carrot soup in no time. 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
6560 I know. Spring can’t come soon enough! 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
6561 Knit for one.....knit for all. 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
6562 You realize they're assuming it's colder in here. 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
6563 Do you think it is too late to cancel that Amazon order? 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
6564 I wanted you to build a snowman, George. One snowman." "Let it go, Linda. Let it go. 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
6565 CAN WE HOLD THEM OFF UNTIL THE SUN COMES OUT?! 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
6566 Don't worry. Three more scarves and then they melt 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
6567 What fashionable snowman doesn't need a sensible muffler? 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
6568 Are you going to finish those cookies? 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
6569 Don’t look at me. You’re the one who denies climate change is leading to mass migration. 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
6570 I wish my weather app got two minute updates” 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
6571 It really is getting cold out there 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
6572 Hey Honey, I think little Jimmy has been playing outside too long... 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
6573 ...that maintenance contract on the furnace was worth every penny... 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
6574 There's no escaping the crowds this season. 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
6575 Don't worry. They have no intention of warming themselves by the fire. 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
6576 Do we need any carrots? 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
6577 Says here that without mouths they can't eat our brains. 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
6578 they want to know if we have an carrots. 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
6579 Ugh, silly me, I just googled lyrics to ”let it snowman” by mistake.. 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
6580 It’s the million snow-person march on climate change. 1.0727 0.04384 55 52 2 1
6581 You’d better work faster. They look cold. 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
6582 One scarf down, fifty to go. 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
6583 Snow Manned! 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
6584 I told you the weather outside is frightening. 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
6585 It's beginning to look like a crowdfunded Christmas. 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
6586 I told you not to knit one a scarf honey, word gets around in a snowstorm. 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
6587 I know it's cold outside, Maria, but we can't take them all in 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
6588 Air pretty thin up there in the penthouse, eh, Mr. Aldrin? 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
6589 Let me just check our will a second. 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
6590 Looks the the NETS snow cap is more popular than I thought! 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
6591 Honey, did you just tweet for a flash mob? 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
6592 Is the security system facial recognition software up to date?" 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
6593 They look scary, but I think they're just cold. 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
6594 The CAPTCHA wants to know which one isn’t associated with winter. 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
6595 I’m adjusting my privacy settings because now EVERYBODY is seeing my stuff. 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
6596 One down, 104 left to go. 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
6597 It's the Neighborhood Watch Program just for the holidays. 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
6598 Geez, these guys just won’t let up. I cannot knit one more toboggan!! 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
6599 Throw some salt over your left shoulder. 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
6600 Must be super cold out there. Let’s invite um in for a toddy 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
6601 The attack of the snowmen-looking marshmallows 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
6602 Honey, relax! They only want more hats and scarves. 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
6603 Honey, I'm bored. 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
6604 ...and in the stampede of the snowmen, we were still looking for Wally. 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
6605 Not one person responded to my tweets calling for an end to global warming. 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
6606 Looks like they are about ready for the second half of Season 10 starting in February 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
6607 An unexpected Zombie Apocalypse. 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
6608 I know they look wistful, but if you let them in, they melt. 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
6609 I turned up the heat. We will be fine. 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
6610 Because they don't have Netflix. 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
6611 They must be searching for Soylent Green! 1.0727 0.04384 55 52 2 1
6612 They've already emptied your Etsy shop...you better keep knitting. 1.0727 0.04384 55 52 2 1
6613 I thought I would stir-fry carrots again for dinner. 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
6614 Well the weather outside frightening in a vegan way 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
6615 Accident or not they know you ran over him. 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
6616 One click on my keyboard can send them into attack mode. 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
6617 That’s why there was a shortage of carrots at the grocery store today. 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
6618 Get any interviews today? 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
6619 So much for global warming. 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
6620 They heard about Netflix and chill. 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
6621 Honey... did you invite your cousins over? 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
6622 They clearly don't understand that I'm simply one woman with one pair of needles - I just can't knit sweaters that fast. 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
6623 Nothing a little climate change can't take care of. 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
6624 My ears were cold so I borrowed the hat. 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
6625 The Christmas caroling snowmen are mute this year 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
6626 I told you not to hit these guys up on social media. 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
6627 Can you ask Janie to come downstairs for a minute? 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
6628 Just tell them Summer’s coming and they’ll go away. 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
6629 The snow watch this year has been particularly accurate. 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
6630 Just a few more rows and I'll be done! 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
6631 I’ve lost the internet connection . . . maybe we should turn up the heat. 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
6632 You were the one who nixed the snow blower expense. 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
6633 Global warming? Bah, humbug! 1.0727 0.04384 55 52 2 1
6634 Don't worry dear, they're just here to watch Frosty The Snowman. 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
6635 Nothing to worry about, dear. Global warming, remember? 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
6636 I told you honey, its just a phase, they'll be gone by summer. 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
6637 Mausoleum of the Modern Day BOOMER! 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
6638 The fact that we’re not melting has gone viral. 1.0727 0.04384 55 52 2 1
6639 The next time at Costco. Don’t buy carrots again. 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
6640 They say that your order of 700 yarn balls will arrive after Christmas 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
6641 Ask him. He clicked on "meet 175 singles in your area tonight". 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
6642 Google predicts that with current global warming stats they'll be gone by February. 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
6643 The Burkhead's have been busy again. 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
6644 They probably don't see many biracial couples. 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
6645 Had we only remembered to give them mouths instead of feet, why they’d be carolling! 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
6646 They must be Here for the 10 o’clock News —worried about that Warm Weather forecast 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
6647 I told you it was a bad idea to back your car over Frosty 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
6648 Sometimes, you just want to stay in 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
6649 Snowmen prefer blondes?" 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
6650 Just give them the scarf you're knitting and no one gets hurt" 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
6651 Once upon a time , there was a climate crisis! 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
6652 Hey, good news! Apparently, Watterson is going to start drawing Calvin and Hobbes again. 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
6653 Maybe we should invite them in to warm up. 1.0727 0.04384 55 52 2 1
6654 I'am done with carrots. 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
6655 If I were you I'd put down the knitting. 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
6656 Heels! They all want hand-knitted vests! 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
6657 We agreed you are NEVER to adjust the thermostat. 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
6658 Well, there goes that surprise gift. 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
6659 Just curious...is it a 'murder' of snowmen? 1.0727 0.04384 55 52 2 1
6660 Honey I think you forgot our son suffers from "Obsessive Compulsive Disorder", next time maybe you will think twice when you tell him to go build a snow man. 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
6661 It's a flash (freeze) mob. 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
6662 Yes dear, the weather bug says it is quite chilly tonight. 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
6663 Channel 8 is predicting a more intense than usual winter. 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
6664 He: "We were right to choose an exclusive neighborhood only for white men!" She: " Our new neighbors are knocking on the door…" 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
6665 I wondered where all those carrots went 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
6666 I don’t think Hitchcock made a Christmas movie. 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
6667 No worries. Tomorrow, sunny, highs approaching sixty degrees with clouds moving in late in the day causing heavy rain and flooding in areas west of the city. 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
6668 Looks like a warm front is moving in...won't affect us though. 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
6669 ... a truck carrying magic hats overturned by strong wind ... 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
6670 I warned you not to join the Frosty Facebook group. 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
6671 Google Maps is wrong! It thinks this no. 1 Santa Claus Lane. 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
6672 It’s okay honey, tomorrow is supposed to warm up and we can make a carrot stew. 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
6673 One more sing through of "Frosty the Snowman" & I'm outta here 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
6674 Let's go to Florida for the winter. It can't be as crowded. 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
6675 As John frantically tried to finish his Air Bnb listing for the holidays he forgot to mention the certain charm of the place. "Honey, I think some of the snowmen should have jackets." 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
6676 Do you feel a bit frosty, too? 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
6677 Hon, Bill didn't give me a LIKE for the photo I posted. 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
6678 According to this it's really frosty tonight. 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
6679 According to Google, this shouldn't be happening. 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
6680 Honey, if now isn't the time to push for diversity in the snow person community--when? 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
6681 What was that? I heard a thumpety-thump-thump-thumpety-thump-thump-thumpety-thump-thump-thumpety-thump-thump-thumpety... 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
6682 The corncob pipes are being shipped overnight then this madness will be over! 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
6683 Honey, I think adding, as a jest, 'frosty the snow man' to our party evite list was a bad idea. 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
6684 Darling, do you ever get the feeling that we are be watched? 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
6685 Says here there's a snow squall warning. What's that about? 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
6686 Darling if we're cold, they'll be cold too 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
6687 yup, it's snowmen.org 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
6688 No global warming in this week's forecast. 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
6689 Oh, sure, it's all fun and games, until someone gets a lump of coal poked out. 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
6690 Honey, you cannot make snowmen without mouths. How can they sing the carols? 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
6691 Hey, Honey! It says here that the USDA just increased the carrot subsidy; and, the EPA eased coal mining regulations. 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
6692 They said they've really got a problem with global warming. 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
6693 It's envy. They're saying if only we could be warm for just one night. 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
6694 I don’t know. Where IS Waldo? 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
6695 I would have served carrots but they were missing. 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
6696 Oh no, they're coming for the rest of the hats! 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
6697 Honey...how come there are two zeros after the one on your Amazon order for a life-like, full-size inflatable snowman? 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
6698 Hon, here's a recipe for coal fired carrots - problem solved! 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
6699 I warned you. You can't just darn 'a few caps' for the Frosty Foundation. 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
6700 I’m hungry for carrot cake, you? 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
6701 What else do we need besides cars? 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
6702 Have you seen Caroling Snowmen ever? 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
6703 No honey, it might look like they’re anxious to come in and sit by the fireplace, but it won’t end well. 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
6704 When they said thousands of snowmen with carrot noses would be one effect from Climate Change, I didn't believe it. Now it's too late." 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
6705 I'll never get used to these cold stares. 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
6706 The leader wants scarfs for all, keep knitting! 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
6707 This inequality thing is getting really bad. Somebody has to do something before ICE comes after them. 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
6708 Our snow man got the word out you were knitting scarves and it went viral 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
6709 Let’s see “Oh the weather outside is frightening and the da da da is uh something uh lightening...” ? 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
6710 I'm calling it "Night of the Living Sled" 1.0727 0.04384 55 52 2 1
6711 Don't be silly... CDB doesn't cause the "pot paranoia" side effect. 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
6712 "The internet says to rattle a salt shaker at them to make them go away" 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
6713 I know it's cold outside, but every time we let one in I have to get the mop. 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
6714 I told you not to start knitting caps and scarves for feral snowmen. Now they all want one. 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
6715 You're right honey, maybe I should turn up the heat a little. 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
6716 Hon, did you invite the guild of holiday movie background actors for diner again ?" 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
6717 Don't worry. If they develop brains, the brains will cause them to melt. 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
6718 Awww, well, their heads do look cold! 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
6719 I told you no to play that Frozen song to the kids over and over.” 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
6720 If you knit a scarf for one, you'll have to knit one for everyone. 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
6721 They're here to audition for 'Frozen 3'" 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
6722 Trust me, honey, these standoffs are always over come spring. 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
6723 You don't mind knitting four thousand more scarves, do you, honey? 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
6724 Maybe they want to come in and get warm 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
6725 The styrofoam problem is worse than I thought. 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
6726 It states here we this is going to be a bad year for carrots. 1.0727 0.04384 55 52 2 1
6727 It's true. "If you build it, he will come." 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
6728 Give a man a hat, you clothe him for a day. Feed a man a hat and he'll go away. 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
6729 Don’t sweat it. It’s only Brexit. They’ll be gone by Spring. 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
6730 I told you, you shouldn't have knitted just Frosty the scarf 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
6731 I think they want your hot chocolate. 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
6732 Just let them be, Karen. 1.0725 0.03144 69 64 5 0
6733 It says because of global warming there will less snowman this year 1.0725 0.03144 69 64 5 0
6734 You see, as I predicted, your knitwear has made you a rock star. 1.0725 0.03144 69 64 5 0
6735 Yeah, 3-D printer did a nice job on them 1.0725 0.03144 69 64 5 0
6736 Since Wonka’s Factory, Charlie had been playing it safe 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
6737 please, forgot my rocket keys! 1.0714 0.04307 56 53 2 1
6738 Welcome to our planet, Sir. you have a pleasant stay! Hope 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
6739 Sometimes it’s just good to know which way is up. 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
6740 the agoraphobia conference room is to the left all the way down 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
6741 the indoor pool, Sir 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
6742 NASA isnt launching rockets to the moon anymore and SpaceX isnt Hiring.What would you expect Fred!? 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
6743 Sir, please take a seat and fasten your seatbelt For lift off . 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
6744 MERCURY WAS IN MY THIRD HOUSE! BAD DAY FOR A VIRGO. 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
6745 This is as high as it goes. 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
6746 An itchy nose is only one of the problems. 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
6747 You should see them on Black Friday. 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
6748 Don’t worry, I just googled global warming. 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
6749 Looks like your series "Winter Knitting" has gotten quite a following. 1.0714 0.04307 56 53 2 1
6750 Honey, I told you we shouldn't have let the kids watch The Walking Dead. 1.0714 0.04307 56 53 2 1
6751 Don't worry they're here for the annual reading of frosty the snow man. 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
6752 They look so warm. Can't we let them in? 1.0714 0.04307 56 53 2 1
6753 I enjoy knitting hats and scarfs but this is getting ridiculous! 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
6754 They’re waiting for me to check on the website Trivago to see the cheapest airfare to Florida. 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
6755 I wonder if they have any balls 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
6756 I don’t think we need to buy any carrots for the vegetable soup. 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
6757 They seem to be getting more upset about global warming. 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
6758 Shall we use the carrot or the stick? 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
6759 Let them. It's gotta be close to 80 in here. 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
6760 They're all modeled off your Instagram followers" 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
6761 But why blame us for global warming?! 1.0714 0.04307 56 53 2 1
6762 Just keep knitting them hats until the 1000 snowman mouths I ordered arrive. 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
6763 Oh, no wonder! The invitation was auto-corrected from 'The Snowden Family' to 'The Snowmen Family.' So how much frozen food do we have on hand? 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
6764 Honey, were you feeding the snowmen again?” 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
6765 It really frosts me when they act like a pack of mindless ice cubes. 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
6766 Okay, maybe you're right about raising the thermostat. 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
6767 Don't mind them honey, they're here for the "Christmas party"...Tomorrow is going to be 85 degrees and last month our water bill was ridiculous. 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
6768 Well, hopefully they're not zombies... 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
6769 Sorry, it’s a teaching hospital 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
6770 I can’t stop it. Two snowman holograms is what I wanted and I swear I pushed „duplicate“ only once! 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
6771 You know what they say about the "unobserved life..." 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
6772 The wife~ Does he remember that he is Donald Trump? 1.0714 0.04307 56 53 2 1
6773 what is the recipe for carrot cake? 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
6774 Your Mother and her friends have arrived... 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
6775 The wool is a bit much .. what do you think of cotton? 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
6776 I don’t see jolly or happy—or souls, for that matter. 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
6777 Isn't that a waste of carrots! 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
6778 How you like me now ? 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
6779 Wait, let him sleep from home first 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
6780 To The Honorable Senator: Could you vote in favor of the green bill please, asap? Thanks! 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
6781 Modern family on a chilly winter evening 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
6782 Snopocalypse. 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
6783 Neighborly relations gone too far... 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
6784 Next year we’ll build a union snowman 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
6785 It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas... 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
6786 Any idea why #frostyzombies is trending? 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
6787 They’re the Vegan version of Ghosts of Xmas past 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
6788 This is odd. My newsfeed says to watch out for Snowmen. 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
6789 They want to come in because it's freezing outside. 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
6790 It's getting warm outside; we should let them in. 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
6791 Don't worry. That's carrot-proof glass. 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
6792 Honey, the climate change activists are distracting me from "chilling "and watching an old fashioned Christmas film. 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
6793 It’s supposed to warm up. 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
6794 I told you. You can't just knit one." 1.0714 0.04307 56 53 2 1
6795 Oh they're from climate change but it's nothing to worry about. 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
6796 Weather report says 100% chance of Frosty Flash Mob — whatever that is. 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
6797 I warned you. Give out one scarf and the whole lot will be coming for handouts. 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
6798 Your mitten knitting class has a long waiting list. 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
6799 It says that you can get rid of them with hot water 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
6800 Snowmen: So you don't celebrate christmas eh. I guess you don't know yet what happens to pretty little jews in this town eh. 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
6801 Hey Richard, how long ago did you let Lucy outside to play in the snow? 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
6802 How could a local Atlanta TV Weathercaster's job be this stressful? 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
6803 It says they're not dangerous unless you tweak their nose. 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
6804 Oh, them. They're seeking revenge for shoveling their ancestors. 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
6805 I told you to stop with the Amazon Prime orders! 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
6806 Says here, tourists this time of year can be especially nosy. 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
6807 A hot apartment is hell for them. 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
6808 We heard you keep your A/C on all year 'round" submitted by Lori Feldman, Coral Springs, F 1.0714 0.04307 56 53 2 1
6809 I told you, dear, it starts with one then it snowballs out of control. 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
6810 It appears we are on their "Must See!" vacation brochure. 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
6811 Google says a burning house is a fine deterrent. 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
6812 Dear, they've definitely moved closer this time. 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
6813 My weather app is predicting a heavy snow. 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
6814 Honey, you know we closed our doors to them when we decided to add a fireplace. 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
6815 Okay - I would be the first to admit I have clicked 0 one too many times on Amazon. 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
6816 Talking about climate change...guessing they heard about the lemmings and decided not to wait! 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
6817 You could be knitting until spring but by then they’d be gone. 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
6818 In sickness and health, but, well, not every ordinary time! 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
6819 Just a bunch of two ball Frosties 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
6820 Honey, I knew we shouldn't have rented that DVD... 1.0714 0.03100 70 65 5 0
6821 Hon, I Hope This Chapter Has a Sunny Ending 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
6822 While the forecast remains cold, it does look like we're getting 3 inches of calcium chloride tonight. 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
6823 Wow! Neighborhood had really changed a lot this fall! 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
6824 I'm googling it now. 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
6825 Yes.. they're watching, but they won't say a word to anyone. 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
6826 DID YOU GOOGLE FOR A SNOW MAN? 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
6827 I feel like having carrots for dinner, Fred. 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
6828 Google has it as 'thermonuclear crowd in-law removal time'. Just close the drapes, dear. No prob 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
6829 This site says, "above all, DO NOT make direct eye contact." 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
6830 Seems he's much more comfortable working from home than sleeping in his cubicle 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
6831 Google "Snowman meltdown" and fast..... 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
6832 Let’s watch The Iceman Cometh. 1.0714 0.04307 56 53 2 1
6833 This Lawn Heater App seems to be affecting the whole neighborhood. 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
6834 Honey, the post you made concerning knitting caps for snowmen has over 10,000 likes! 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
6835 Kids these days... 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
6836 Henry, you forgot to give them arms! 1.0714 0.04307 56 53 2 1
6837 So what did you expect when you invited Yayoi Kusama for lunch? 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
6838 Oh dear, I'd love to let them in, but the fireplace is roaring. 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
6839 I wonder if they have the wrong address for the Snow Ball 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
6840 I am now deleting your "Free Carrots for Homeless Snow People" message. 1.0714 0.04307 56 53 2 1
6841 those things are making me cold, and its 89 degrees in here 1.0714 0.04307 56 53 2 1
6842 Sure, if you'd like, let them come in and warm up. 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
6843 While it would be very nice for you to knit us scarves, it would be more efficient for him to buy them for us online. 1.0714 0.04307 56 53 2 1
6844 It’s just a flash mob for snow men. 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
6845 march of the snowmen is beyond me. 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
6846 By the way, I spiced up the eggnog a bit dear, 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
6847 Weather calls for a high pressure system tomorrow. Guess we’ll need to crank up the A/C. 1.0714 0.04307 56 53 2 1
6848 Honey, I told you not to feed them or they would keep coming back for more. 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
6849 Babe, are you sure you don't want to watch? Adam Driver is supposed to be truly incredible in this. 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
6850 Looks like they all swiped right on you. 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
6851 Your icy indifference has become all too real. 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
6852 I wonder what clicking on a holiday flash mob link does? 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
6853 I'm knitting you more scarves as fast as I can! 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
6854 I guess it's a winter themed zombie apocalypse. 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
6855 Apparently they sent you an email.....'Stop making carrot cake or you will suffer the consequences!' 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
6856 Hey Honey! It was fake news that Frosty the Snowman had a button nose! 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
6857 They heard you’re in control of the thermostat. They want to come in from the warm. 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
6858 Just stop knitting hats for them, honey. 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
6859 I'm glad we put to use all those left over carrots. 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
6860 I'm way ahead of you. The flamethrowers will arrive tomorrow with free shipping. 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
6861 Don't look but they are all expecting a hat or a scarf 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
6862 Did you notice it was getting "Frosty" outside? 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
6863 Honey, is this California egg nog? 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
6864 All the ghosts of Christmases past heading off to haunt 'rumpelstilskin! 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
6865 They're mostly harmless. Just don't get any ideas about making carrot cake. 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
6866 For some reason, the price of certain vegetables has sky-rocketed ! 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
6867 Google "how to help climate change refugees." 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
6868 Why would you want the flame thrower? 1.0714 0.04307 56 53 2 1
6869 Was I crazy to put our igloo on Airbnb? 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
6870 Hide the Rabbit ! 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
6871 They aren’t wearing masks this time! 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
6872 I don’t mind the knitting, but do they all have to be facing this way? 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
6873 It says here that hairdryers are the best weapon to use on zombie snowmen. 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
6874 Let's charge them fifty dollars apiece to use our sauna twice. 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
6875 Google says Let them eat cake. 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
6876 They're just like rabbits, carrots and all. 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
6877 I think they know we're about to stream the new season of "The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel". 1.0714 0.04307 56 53 2 1
6878 There must have been some magic in the hundreds of old silk hats they found. 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
6879 I warned you. Knit one of them a scarf and they'll all want one. 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
6880 We gaze at the snow, and the snow gazes back at us. 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
6881 Only 287 scarfs to go... 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
6882 What did you do to Frosty! 1.0714 0.04307 56 53 2 1
6883 I told them Christmas is an outadted capitalist invention to extort the working classes, humiliate minorities and that it masks a right wing plot to create a commercial dictatorship. For all I care Santa con send his whole damn army round . 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
6884 Honey, I meant karats for Christmas, not carrots. 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
6885 This snowman thing really "snowballed" out of proportion this year. 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
6886 I told you not to buy carrots at Costco. 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
6887 'Can you please change your signal jingle from the snowman whistle?' 1.0714 0.04307 56 53 2 1
6888 Don’t worry, they’re just really into knitting. 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
6889 Now I see why the supermarket was out of carrots. 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
6890 Do you offer a bulk discount? 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
6891 I just found a recipe for carrot soup. 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
6892 This online shopping is beginning to snowball. 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
6893 My new marketing plan for the Carrot Council is working! 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
6894 It's the army of the snowpocalypse. 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
6895 According to this Frosty was a 'jolly happy soul.' It must be Abominable. 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
6896 Can't they see that coal is contributing to climate change? 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
6897 It says here that the ones with the carrot noses are the males. 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
6898 I found it — there’s a chat room for ‘Cold Snowmen.’ That must be how your name got around so quickly. 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
6899 I don't think clansmen wear caps. 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
6900 You have to knit more scarves. 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
6901 They're right, you know. What with all the global warming, maybe it's time you switched to synthetic wool. 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
6902 Do you have central heating? 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
6903 I know you have a nose for these things. 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
6904 Apparently they don't go away unless you feed them Christmas cookies 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
6905 I thought the snowpocalypse was about a storm... 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
6906 I told you you can't just make ONE scarf for them. 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
6907 Wait! Waldo is a snowman? 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
6908 Every article I've read says snow people don't get cold. My guess is they're using your hats to melt their brains in an effort to escape their cold, cruel, carrot-nosed lives. 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
6909 bumper carrot crop this year, I guess. 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
6910 I forgot to fix the doorbell again. What time is your family coming? 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
6911 Another Evite I didn’t know about, I see. 1.0714 0.04307 56 53 2 1
6912 They just want to know when you’ll finish knitting their hats. 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
6913 They're asking you again to knit them all nose warmers - an inch or two longer than last year. 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
6914 Oh don’t worry, they’ll soon be melting and none of this will be remembered. 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
6915 It says calling them carrot- head causes mass sublimation and they'll gas you. 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
6916 your booking that trip to Mexico right honey? 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
6917 The homeless look much different back home in San Francisco -Girl 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
6918 I'm calling it: 4K with curtains. 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
6919 They're just too lazy to get a job, I suppose. 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
6920 It says here that we shouldn't feed them any carrot cake. 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
6921 It's kind of a winter "Where's Waldo" flash mob event. 1.0714 0.04307 56 53 2 1
6922 Tis the holiday version of the outdoor camera. 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
6923 Don't worry, they're only abdominal snowmen ... 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
6924 Don't worry, they can't see through the one-way glass. 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
6925 All they want is you. 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
6926 The weather report just says 'heavy snowmen'" 1.0714 0.04307 56 53 2 1
6927 I told you not to put our address on your Etsy page. 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
6928 You've got to ignore the suicidal snow-people! 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
6929 Honey? Think we forgot some light on again. 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
6930 Look at this--there's apparently a carrot shortage in town. 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
6931 Don’t worry, Barbara - the Pentagon says a snowman can be melted with space heaters, air dryers, and many other household appliances.” 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
6932 No way this year! 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
6933 The computer lessons you advertised are attracting customers. 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
6934 Honey did you turn down the thermostat again? 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
6935 So like where are the children? 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
6936 Well, they are there, and they're not nothing. 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
6937 Hopefully they’ll stay awhile 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
6938 It's the only way we could keep them from walking out of our 'Home Zoo.' 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
6939 Ugh, Christmas comes closer every year. 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
6940 NIGHT OF THE LIVING GHOST (a zombie movie) 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
6941 Dave, did you leave the frosting out again? It looks like the "Icing Man Cometh" 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
6942 Oh, you’re just imagining it, dear. 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
6943 Did you order pizza? 1.0702 0.04233 57 54 2 1
6944 I'm getting cancelled for this one 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
6945 Forecast says we're getting another snow-pocalypse. 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
6946 Well, that explains who and has been pressing the RING every night, and how... 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
6947 They're all gay, didn't you know? 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
6948 Shall I post this on your knitting, crocheting, or zombie snow-pocalypse feeds? 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
6949 Snowbody’s there. 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
6950 How many times do we have to tell you? If we let you come inside for hot chocolate, you'll melt! 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
6951 I know, honey, but maybe we shouldn't have let him watch The Walking Dead" 1.0702 0.04233 57 54 2 1
6952 They're my new clients--all busted for failure to stop. 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
6953 -Where can I take you Siz? -Fly me to the moon and let me play among the stars 1.0690 0.03356 58 54 4 0
6954 Did you re-gift the Hendersons? 1.0690 0.03356 58 54 4 0
6955 It only seems like there’s more of them because they’ve been emboldened. 1.0678 0.03301 59 55 4 0
6956 Let us in, it’s too hot out here! 1.0678 0.03301 59 55 4 0
6957 Honey, congratulations our post went viral. Now you need more yarn! 1.0678 0.03301 59 55 4 0
6958 I warned you not to fall for those sad, coal eyes. 1.0678 0.03301 59 55 4 0
6959 So immature. I asked Fletcher to stop peeking over the back fence. 1.0678 0.04092 59 56 2 1
6960 Where did you find that many carrots? 1.0656 0.03196 61 57 4 0
6961 Despite claims, Trump Tower doesn’t actually have | a billion-anth floor 1.0612 0.03460 49 46 3 0
6962 The chair in Wonka’s glass elevator was Charlie’s suggestion; the Space suit is because everyone still knows what happened to the other kids. 1.0612 0.03460 49 46 3 0
6963 ‘Baby it’s cold outside’ security team in position, ma’am. 1.0612 0.03460 49 46 3 0
6964 I think it might have started when I told that new woman down the street that I liked her Frosty. 1.0612 0.03460 49 46 3 0
6965 Honey, the Frosty apocalypse is singing Deck the Halls 1.0612 0.03460 49 46 3 0
6966 Karen, put your yarn down. I got this. 1.0612 0.03460 49 46 3 0
6967 Hey, I think a crowd is gathering. 1.0612 0.03460 49 46 3 0
6968 Screw the Weather Channel! Baby it’s cold outside! 1.0612 0.03460 49 46 3 0
6969 Tell them there's nothing about how to adjust their their thermostat back down. 1.0600 0.03393 50 47 3 0
6970 My sister says we should bring carrots for the holiday dinner. What do you think, honey? 1.0600 0.03393 50 47 3 0
6971 Newly discovered O’Neill play at The Hirschfeld: ‘The Snowmen Cometh’” 1.0600 0.03393 50 47 3 0
6972 I can get you to the 20th,but for anything above that I should really speak to my manager... 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
6973 One small step for woman, one giant leap for humanity. 1.0577 0.04266 52 50 1 1
6974 Can I see your boarding pass? 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
6975 Hotel bar, sir. Stay here long enough and perhaps you’ ll be transported somewhere else. 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
6976 Ad astra, please. 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
6977 Good morning, Mr. LaLiberte. So you were serious. 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
6978 Stratosphere, please 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
6979 You’ nl get used t to ‘the smell eventually, maybe even love it. 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
6980 reach the stars in our rooftop” don’t you think? It’s a bit exaggerated to 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
6981 Dtchete tall halted hated snd elnelice! 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
6982 Going up, sir? 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
6983 Waaay behind in laundry” 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
6984 You don’t need to hold the door. Buzz and Neil will be at least two more hours. 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
6985 You must be the new penthouse resident. 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
6986 ‘Hue?’ "Stan? 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
6987 Perhaps you have taken the advice to bring protections for the date too literally, Sir. 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
6988 Rooftop please, they are waiting for me...I lost track of time 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
6989 In 3...2...1... 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
6990 The cosmonauts drove up rates at Trump Tower, so here i am. 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
6991 I started to feel like work was a ferocious void so they sent me home 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
6992 3, 2, 1...lift me up! 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
6993 Do you have shuttle service here? 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
6994 Welcome to Mars, Mr Musk sir. 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
6995 you’ve been a little spacey these days... we’re not seeing each other on the same eye level 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
6996 Sorry, Sir. The elevator only goes till the 273rd floor. 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
6997 I’m assuming you’re not going down. 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
6998 Let me explain the buttons to you, then you can take it from there 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
6999 Oh Mr Armstrong the moon landing recording is over? 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
7000 All the best for the SpaceX demo Mr.Musk! 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
7001 After the hats, then the scarfs, the word is out for the mittens. 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
7002 Snow White and the 70 Snow Saviours 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
7003 Honestly, Megan, we're too mature to build snowmen 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
7004 Darling... I think you should stop throwing snowball at that Christmas Doodle... 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
7005 It says here we may be invaded by the North Pole. 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
7006 It says here that it’s going to be a rough winter. 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
7007 the wild snow men again 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
7008 How would you like a carrot cake for for dessert tonight, dear? 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
7009 T’was the night after Christmas And out in the yard The Snow Men and Women Looked into the home Where Dad was a’working And Mom knitting away. They realized that melting Would bring a new day! 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
7010 Take me away from this boredom, I wanna go for some barrel of laughs 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
7011 Johanna, so frigid, more Caps, Scarves and Mittens Please! 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
7012 I tried to tell you: it's the cookies, not the popcorn. 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
7013 Huh, I guess they like the scarf... 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
7014 I put aside my Steven King novel for a good reason. 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
7015 I hear snowmen are now out searching for shelter from the climate change. 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
7016 They learned it from the cat. 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
7017 Why do you think this snowman has meaning. 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
7018 It was only a matter of time when snowbotics would happen. 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
7019 Don’t panic, I just reread the general conditions, you have 12 hours to knit the three missing wool cups. Scarves are optional. 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
7020 Well, I was wondering where all those carrots I got went!! 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
7021 I wouldn’t worry. A warm front is headed our way. 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
7022 Don't look now, but we're on Youtube. 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
7023 Maybe we can just invite them in to sit by the fire. 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
7024 Looks like the carrot jury's in. 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
7025 Anna finally built snowmen 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
7026 Amazon says the deicing salt will be delivered in an hour. 1.0577 0.04266 52 50 1 1
7027 I don't think this can be Googled. 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
7028 Turn up the thermostat. 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
7029 Climate activists. You can ignore them. 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
7030 look honey there's the scarf i knitted for you last christmas 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
7031 Winter Spirits Have Arrived 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
7032 Says here there’s a sale on carrots at Frosty’s 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
7033 The weather did say Snowpocalypse 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
7034 I told you the yarn bombing would cause a problem. 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
7035 Weatherman says it's getting more Frosty by the minute. 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
7036 I told you that your Christmas charity was not bulletproof, they are on to you. 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
7037 It says they’re attracted to woolen hats. Maybe if you stop knitting they’ll move on. 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
7038 Looks pretty frosty out there. 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
7039 Collective Internet traffic contributes extensively to Global Warming. Please help us!!! 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
7040 The economy is not as good as Trump insists it is. 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
7041 This whole ‘global warming’ thing can’t comeback soon enough. 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
7042 I think it's time to heat up our sex life. 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
7043 Congress turned a deaf ear, so they've brought their global warming protests to the suburbs. 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
7044 Dear, according to Google we just entered Florida. 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
7045 And here I thought our son was a kleptomaniac! 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
7046 Stop duplicating them; I’m running out of wool. 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
7047 I don't know about you, honey, but I sure am ready for warmer weather. 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
7048 I"m googling, "What do you feed a large group of snowmen"? 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
7049 Climate change has seen an uptick in snowmen exchanging the carrot for a stick! 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
7050 you suck one carrot and they think... 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
7051 Knit one a pair of socks and let's see he does with 'em. 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
7052 And are you so sure that they self identify as men? 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
7053 I think I like the idea of white Christmas better before we moved to such a red state 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
7054 You've got to stop reading those Jo Nesbo mysteries! 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
7055 It would be great to have paying customers for my knitwear once in a while. 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
7056 See what you've done giving him that hat? 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
7057 Come spring, we'll get our lakeside cottage. 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
7058 Yeah, I didn't respond to their email yet. 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
7059 I guess we can watch the Christmas special again. 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
7060 Make sure you order more carrots from Amazon Prime Market 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
7061 A special with free shipping from frosty.com, why? 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
7062 Climate protests: Marches worldwide against global warming 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
7063 The stock market is crashing, but at least your knitting business has a loyal customer base. 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
7064 OMG ! They cloned Santa 1.0577 0.04266 52 50 1 1
7065 Well considering all these guys started their lives out as 'snow ball fights,' it's no wonder they've started a gang! Better go grab our packages off the porch, now! 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
7066 Does Prime have free two-day shipping on flamethrowers? 1.0577 0.04266 52 50 1 1
7067 We all stare, but to see it from the other side, it becomes more clear. We have already been defeated, and though no one has knelt, staring at the screen, the masses will melt 1.0577 0.04266 52 50 1 1
7068 Well,yeah,that'll happen when you devote so much money,energy,and time to your other border. 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
7069 I know you loved the terra-cotta warriors, but this is ridiculous! 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
7070 First rule of running a business, supply must meet demand. Keep knitting! 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
7071 But they look so cold. Are you sure we shouldn’t invite them in for some cocoa? 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
7072 Why are there weird things with carrot noses out there? 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
7073 I think outrage over you texting is snowballing 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
7074 Last thing I remember, the carrots were starting to go bad. The rest was a blur. 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
7075 Work making you frosty this year? 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
7076 Canada’s: “ THE WALKING DEAD” 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
7077 Don't worry honey, Trump has been impeached, they'll go away soon. 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
7078 For some reason those snowmen look hot! 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
7079 Honey,what's the point? It'll be 40 degrees tomorrow... 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
7080 We're freezing out here 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
7081 I told you it was a bad idea to sign up to host climate change refugees.” “I just didn’t think there would be any so soon. 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
7082 The Attack of the Carrotoids. 1.0577 0.04266 52 50 1 1
7083 Well, I don't have to buy carrots for a long time. 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
7084 weather report calls for a chance of snombies. what the hell is a snombi? 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
7085 Yeah, I remember Nightmare on Elm Street. Why? 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
7086 Turn on the outdoor heaters if you see any white pointy hats. 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
7087 I 'm searching white supremacist snowmen... 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
7088 With global warming we've heard plenty about folks having to move inland with rising sea levels, but not nearly enough about those who need to move further north... 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
7089 If we let them in they will all become drips. 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
7090 Can you Google "snowmbies?" 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
7091 I tried to warn you NOT to knit a scarf for our snowman. 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
7092 Hmmm...we could make quite the puddle in there! 1.0577 0.04266 52 50 1 1
7093 They want to come in and warm up a bit. 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
7094 The landlord knows about our cat 1.0577 0.04266 52 50 1 1
7095 I guess Craigslist is useful 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
7096 Hobbes is in the wash, have you seen Calvin? 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
7097 we want chocolate ice cream cones 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
7098 It says here that zombies can't deal with cold weather. 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
7099 Don’t blame me, you dated them. 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
7100 Looks like an evil elf listed our home as an Airbnb party house 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
7101 Frosty's leading a snow-in against climate change! 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
7102 Now how many are Peeping Toms out there, honey? 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
7103 Cory, I think I one of Senaror Warren's selfie lines is forming. 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
7104 Who farted? 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
7105 I should really start charging for these. 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
7106 While they're waiting for the scarfs, they'd like some music. 1.0577 0.04266 52 50 1 1
7107 ...and here you can see how they almost destroyed us... 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
7108 Don't you dare let them in Karen. I'm not buying another carpet like last time. 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
7109 It’s the snowman apocalypse! 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
7110 We really need to take down the targetted ad. 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
7111 I'm knitting scarves and hats as fast as I can. I hope they aren't too cold. 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
7112 I thought I might perform better if we had an audience. 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
7113 They want to see how the other half lives. 1.0577 0.04266 52 50 1 1
7114 I'd let you guys in, but I only eat organic carrots. 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
7115 I think the natives are getting restless. 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
7116 If I'd known you ALL wanted scarves, I wouldn't have offered. 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
7117 Did you say you wanted carrot cake? 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
7118 Told you it was too cold in here. 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
7119 ‘The weather said it would be really Frosty out there.’ 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
7120 You can't take in every stray Snowman in the neighborhood. We already have two in our freezer. 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
7121 Bulletin, expect a shortage of carrots" 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
7122 Who knew snowmen were such ENTPs? 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
7123 Honey, I think all the carolers arrived at once. 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
7124 Alexa, cancel my order for 100lbs of carrots. 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
7125 We should've melted Frosty when we had the chance... 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
7126 Honey, do we have my more carrots to donate to the homeless? 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
7127 Don't want to needle you, Marge, but your FaceBook friends only love you for your scarves. 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
7128 I told you it’s difficult to tell the difference between 14 carats and 18 carats. 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
7129 One... two... only three more to go! 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
7130 The other kiddies will knock them down. 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
7131 They're probably climate change deniers. 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
7132 I think it's about time we let your family in 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
7133 I know you’re cold, I’m knitting as fast as I can 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
7134 It says Jack will be here in two minutes with the carrots. 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
7135 There's no such thing as living dead snowmen 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
7136 Conjured them. I tweeted "Snowmen can't smell with those carrot noses". 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
7137 I accidentally clicked Buy Now on the Frosty flash mob. 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
7138 Honey, better turn up the thermostat. 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
7139 So, would you just please tell me to my face that your trying to say, " I don't like your carrot cake anymore. 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
7140 I told you we should have turned the thermostat up. 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
7141 There you go -- proof positive that "Winter is coming." 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
7142 It says here we should just wait until spring. 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
7143 I can't knit a scarf for all of you! 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
7144 Hey hon. Do we have any ice cream? 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
7145 Did I mention that I changed the Netflix password? 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
7146 Wow! That snowstorm really came in.. ___ 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
7147 I don't think this is what they meant by a white Christmas. 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
7148 Honey I thought you said your family wasn't coming this year. 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
7149 Word seems to have gotten out about the freeze at the heart of our marriage. 1.0577 0.04266 52 50 1 1
7150 Hmmm, carrot and coal futures have soared. 1.0577 0.04266 52 50 1 1
7151 ....and the he looked at her with those cold (coal) beady eye’s 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
7152 Are you quite sure warmer shades are a safe option? 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
7153 Hope you don't mind, I invited over Frosty and a couple of his friends. 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
7154 It might be easier to just bulk order after all. 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
7155 Don't look now, but your post about wanting cool friends must have gone viral ... 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
7156 According to this, they seem to have originally melted on an ancient Mi'kmaq burial ground. 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
7157 I almost forgot. While your in the market get some carrots. 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
7158 It’s very frosty outside tonight. 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
7159 They are desperate to access our WiFi, let them have it for once 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
7160 This reminds me of a Star Trek episode 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
7161 I told you that Into the Unknown was gonna be more popular than Let It Go. 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
7162 Look honey. They must be cold. 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
7163 Time to invest in carrot futures. 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
7164 I told you all those snowflakes getting together wasn't a good idea 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
7165 Could you knit us some more hats? We’re frozen. 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
7166 Josh 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
7167 It’s the indomitable snowmen. 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
7168 Relax, I hid the carrots. 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
7169 yea, it was really fun making all these guys, but now its kinda creepin' me out! 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
7170 They’’rrrre here! 1.0577 0.04266 52 50 1 1
7171 I thought I would invite everyone from the neighborhood, OK dear? 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
7172 They've ordered 52 stocking caps and 87 scarves. Each needs to be unique and they want them by sundown. 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
7173 It's like bees to honey. 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
7174 Did you post a Glassdoor want-ad for snowman by any chance? 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
7175 we can't invite them in, they'll melt. 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
7176 Hon, I think we're going to need to get them fixed. 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
7177 Honey, the Snow Drifters are up to the window already. 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
7178 Trump has really done at this time. 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
7179 We'll take a pass on your invite, we prefer cozy warm to icy cold. 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
7180 I changed our netflix login, and they're getting desperate 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
7181 Let me google what to do about 'zombie snowmen'... 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
7182 What makes you say it's too cold to go out caroling? 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
7183 Honey, do you believe global warming is an existential threat to the snowman? 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
7184 Word's out. We'll need to ramp knitting production tenfold. 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
7185 Oh! That reminds me dear, could you buy some carrots tomorrow at the grocery store? 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
7186 Have you ever seen that soup commercial where the snowman ears Campbell's and melts into a child? Hang on, I'll look it up. 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
7187 Honey, did you respond to that smsmsmsmsmsmsmsmsmsmsmsmsmsmsmsm4w ad on Craigslist? 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
7188 CALL THE POLICE! WE ARE BEING ATTA--... Wait, is that my scarf John? 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
7189 Must be a record cold tonight. 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
7190 Charles , when you said the neighborhood was full of Snowflakes , I thought ... 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
7191 Let's hope for some warmer weather so you won't have to knit all those caps and scarfs honey. 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
7192 Greta seemed to have a lot of anxiety. I told her to go out and play in the snow. 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
7193 Think of a doughnut. We're the hole. 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
7194 Phillip, I think that one is wearing my missing vibrator. 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
7195 Weather reporter said that it’s going to be very frosty out tonight! 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
7196 They think Frosty lives here? 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
7197 "It says here we're not alone. Can you believe it?" 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
7198 Carrot soup. There must be a good recipe here. 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
7199 I told you not to order carrots online. 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
7200 'Dear, was the window treatment "frosted" or "Frosty-d"? 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
7201 Turn on the TV dear, I want to watch the The Walking Dead winter special! 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
7202 I think I hit the copy button too many times! 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
7203 Try Acorn, they want the British Snowman. 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
7204 I told you we should have built a wall, Dear. 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
7205 Why did the one guy I made a scarf for have to tell all his friends? NO WAY can I make enough scarves fast enough for this cold and desperate mob. How soon can you get that order from Amazon delivered? And add a FULL set of drapes! 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
7206 You know that I'm allergic to carrots; so, they can't come in. 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
7207 You think little Timmy got into the Christmas spirit? 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
7208 Judging by my calculations, you only have 6 more caps to crotchet unless you want a riot on your hands! 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
7209 No sweat - Amazon will have the flame thrower here tomorrow. 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
7210 It's winter socialist time. 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
7211 Yes, it's cold outside but I still don't think we should let them in. 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
7212 I told them you were knitting a Snuggie next. 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
7213 the KKK is caroling the "12 Knights of Christmas " 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
7214 Can you please order some more carrots on instacart? 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
7215 "Just point your hair dryer at the window & they will all go away! 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
7216 My global warming blog is suddenly getting a lot of interest. 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
7217 It's probably some Disney Channel promotion gimmick 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
7218 I didn't realize that homelessness was a national crisis. 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
7219 It may be on line. But it's still Costco. 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
7220 You googled Sammy Cahn again, didn't you? 1.0577 0.04266 52 50 1 1
7221 AN E-MAIL FROM YOUR MOTHER " SNO- MAN" IS GOOD ENOUGH FOR MY BABY GIRL HOW FESTIVE ! 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
7222 Don't bother with them. The attraction will melt in no time. 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
7223 We should have closed the curtains before we ate the marshmallow off the top of the hot chocolate. 1.0577 0.03265 52 49 3 0
7224 spaced out 1.0566 0.03205 53 50 3 0
7225 Allergy season strikes again 1.0566 0.03205 53 50 3 0
7226 ‘Lobby or Houston, Sir? 1.0566 0.03205 53 50 3 0
7227 FORGET YOUR KEYS AGAIN? 1.0566 0.03205 53 50 3 0
7228 How far do you go up? 1.0566 0.03205 53 50 3 0
7229 THIS IS AS FAR AS I CAN GET YOU SIXTH FLOOR 1.0566 0.03205 53 50 3 0
7230 as the bellhop pressed the button, he looked back and suddenly realized teh gravity of the situation 1.0566 0.03205 53 50 3 0
7231 OMS SIRH SESE a mankind but please press 12 for me thank you. # 1.0566 0.03205 53 50 3 0
7232 Wife thinks I have acrophobia. 1.0566 0.03205 53 50 3 0
7233 Just ignore them... 1.0566 0.03205 53 50 3 0
7234 They heard your comment about the snowflake generation. 1.0566 0.04186 53 51 1 1
7235 Quick, turn the lamp off! Carolers are attracted to light... 1.0566 0.03205 53 50 3 0
7236 This timeshare is the worst! 1.0566 0.04186 53 51 1 1
7237 George, its the snow while neighbors again. 1.0566 0.03205 53 50 3 0
7238 Sorry, Starbucks says they don't deliver. 1.0566 0.03205 53 50 3 0
7239 Did you say something rude to the carollers? 1.0566 0.03205 53 50 3 0
7240 Damnit Claire, why couldn't your Etsy shop include shipping. 1.0566 0.03205 53 50 3 0
7241 Guess they saw your Instagram Story. 1.0566 0.03205 53 50 3 0
7242 Maybe try polka dots this time, as I see a lot of stripes out there. 1.0566 0.03205 53 50 3 0
7243 Honey, how can I ever do enough scarves and hats for this crowd? 1.0566 0.03205 53 50 3 0
7244 I'm just not getting any traction on my skateboarding blog. No pun intended. 1.0566 0.03205 53 50 3 0
7245 Oh look, honey, it's a troupe of tardy trick-or-treaters. 1.0566 0.03205 53 50 3 0
7246 WhEn YoUr PiZzA rOlLs ArE dOnE 1.0566 0.03205 53 50 3 0
7247 I think we need to hire seasonal help. I just can't keep up with demand during the holiday season. 1.0566 0.03205 53 50 3 0
7248 I can’t show theme this cat meme - they’d just melt! 1.0566 0.03205 53 50 3 0
7249 Sigh..your family's here. I wish they weren't all so cold to me. 1.0566 0.03205 53 50 3 0
7250 I'll get the blowtorch. 1.0566 0.03205 53 50 3 0
7251 They came to worship someone colder than themselves 1.0566 0.03205 53 50 3 0
7252 It's snowman culture. He has to see to it that all his friends and relations are provided for. 1.0566 0.03205 53 50 3 0
7253 You were so smart to install those heated doorknobs. 1.0566 0.03205 53 50 3 0
7254 What time's the party start? Bill Ardis 1.0566 0.03205 53 50 3 0
7255 You know climate change is a hoax... 1.0566 0.03205 53 50 3 0
7256 Did you say we are watching "Love Actually" tonight? 1.0566 0.03205 53 50 3 0
7257 Would you like some carrot soup? 1.0566 0.03205 53 50 3 0
7258 I googled “mass picket of snowmen outside my house” it returned “the word is out about climate change”. Steven Haase Roswell, Ga shaase@insuretrust.com 1.0566 0.03205 53 50 3 0
7259 You think they're looking at you because they love knitting? Then why can't you see their arms? Because they're whackin' off, that's why! Now.. mayoral candidate Cynthia Nixon says we shouldn't be allowed to masturbate snowmen? Jack Frost, Nixon! 1.0566 0.03205 53 50 3 0
7260 I thought the whole time Kyle just had his hand in his pocket! 1.0566 0.03205 53 50 3 0
7261 Those guys are so "carroty" 1.0566 0.03205 53 50 3 0
7262 Good discussion...but finally let's talk about Frosty? 1.0566 0.04186 53 51 1 1
7263 Weatherman says there could be a warm front. How fast do you knit? 1.0566 0.03205 53 50 3 0
7264 You guys here for the gangbang? Is it a carrot down there too, or do you have a cucumber or something? 1.0566 0.03205 53 50 3 0
7265 You expected zombies? 1.0566 0.04186 53 51 1 1
7266 No, it says here"...a choir of heavenly HOSTS." 1.0566 0.03205 53 50 3 0
7267 ICE couldn’t wait? 1.0566 0.03205 53 50 3 0
7268 You always said your exes were built. 1.0566 0.03205 53 50 3 0
7269 Hey, let’s have carrots for supper ? 1.0566 0.03205 53 50 3 0
7270 Why are you asking about ‘Soylent Green’? 1.0566 0.03205 53 50 3 0
7271 Don't blink, not even for a second. 1.0566 0.03205 53 50 3 0
7272 Watch out 1.0566 0.03205 53 50 3 0
7273 Winter style of self-centered millennials "You Can Have It All." 1.0566 0.03205 53 50 3 0
7274 I know you like the carrots but it's the cold stare that gets me. 1.0566 0.03205 53 50 3 0
7275 Snow Men From Hell. 1.0566 0.04186 53 51 1 1
7276 The ghosts of Christmas future. 1.0566 0.03205 53 50 3 0
7277 Take me to your C-level | execs 1.0556 0.03146 54 51 3 0
7278 Can you count down this time? 1.0556 0.03146 54 51 3 0
7279 Ughh, Bill, I guess there’s no need to go back to the orphanage” 1.0556 0.03146 54 51 3 0
7280 According to this they are complaining that the toques are too warm and that they will be starting a class action. 1.0556 0.03146 54 51 3 0
7281 When the Bears Payoff game is over, they'll leave. 1.0556 0.03146 54 51 3 0
7282 Do they seem rounder to you? Their heads look rounder than last night. 1.0556 0.03146 54 51 3 0
7283 Baby,I told you it was cold outside. 1.0556 0.03146 54 51 3 0
7284 The walking ice 1.0556 0.04109 54 52 1 1
7285 I don't have the balls for this situation. 1.0556 0.03146 54 51 3 0
7286 Dear, are you sure you googled Snowden? 1.0556 0.04109 54 52 1 1
7287 I do like carrots. 1.0556 0.03146 54 51 3 0
7288 Did you post some joke carrot-meme today? 1.0556 0.03146 54 51 3 0
7289 It takes too much time honey, just give them my pants 1.0556 0.04109 54 52 1 1
7290 Hmmmm Zombie snowman apocalypse - carrot futures must be booming! 1.0556 0.03146 54 51 3 0
7291 Icebook is saying that these growing snocial-networks pose no new privacy risks whatsoever 1.0556 0.03146 54 51 3 0
7292 I was thinking they'd eventually melt, but it looks like they've got hats and scarves on. 1.0556 0.03146 54 51 3 0
7293 I'm thinking that we should have given more thought to where carrots come from. 1.0556 0.03146 54 51 3 0
7294 Do you want to build a snowman? 1.0556 0.03146 54 51 3 0
7295 'I told you not to write to Eugene O'Neill.' 1.0556 0.03146 54 51 3 0
7296 Honey, do them a favor and switch off the light. 1.0556 0.03146 54 51 3 0
7297 Well, Charles, if you think your muse for your tropical romance novel has chilled now, wait until THIS breaks into your life! 1.0556 0.03146 54 51 3 0
7298 It says here that Frosties are snowmen NOT Frosty the snowMAN. 1.0556 0.03146 54 51 3 0
7299 iGRUSS GOTT" 4 1.0545 0.03090 55 52 3 0
7300 you dont need to hold the door buzz and neil will be back 1.0545 0.04035 55 53 1 1
7301 Here we are, sir, Mars... or floor 7 1.0545 0.04035 55 53 1 1
7302 Moonwalk contest, on the right sir 1.0545 0.03090 55 52 3 0
7303 Dear, I don't think your Global Warming polling is reaching all those affected. 1.0545 0.03090 55 52 3 0
7304 I warned you that keeping up with your Etsy orders would be stressful this time of year. 1.0545 0.03090 55 52 3 0
7305 The weather outside certainly looks frightful. But why are they staring at the fire? Do you suppose they think it's delightful? 1.0545 0.03090 55 52 3 0
7306 Carrot soup's always nice when it gets a bit above freezing. 1.0545 0.03090 55 52 3 0
7307 The coldest zombies would melt your heart. 1.0545 0.03090 55 52 3 0
7308 Yup, I ordered extra copies of "Frosty" for my carolers. Why? 1.0545 0.04035 55 53 1 1
7309 Frosty, we’re going to need more popcorn. 1.0545 0.04035 55 53 1 1
7310 Isn't that sweet? The whole town came out to sing Happy Noel to us. 1.0545 0.03090 55 52 3 0
7311 So that's where all of our carrots went! 1.0545 0.03090 55 52 3 0
7312 ......and if they followed my prayers, the snow wouldn't melt. 1.0545 0.03090 55 52 3 0
7313 It's probably just another one of your contacts. 1.0536 0.03036 56 53 3 0
7314 They are demanding that this freezing winter you knit more hats and scarves using warmer colors!! 1.0536 0.03036 56 53 3 0
7315 Know any good carrot recipes? 1.0536 0.03036 56 53 3 0
7316 You can tell just how cold it is ,when darn snowmen want to come inside. 1.0536 0.03036 56 53 3 0
7317 They want us to switch to the classic Frosty because Frozen Olaf is too skinny. 1.0536 0.03036 56 53 3 0
7318 Stovetop hats out of style now? 1.0536 0.03036 56 53 3 0
7319 I warned you this would happen if we turned the thermometer down. 1.0526 0.02984 57 54 3 0
7320 "Your knitting has attracted a lot of nosey nabbers 1.0526 0.02984 57 54 3 0
7321 They look like they could use some hot chocolates. 1.0526 0.02984 57 54 3 0
7322 I hope she has enough yarn, otherwise I’m going to get a head cold 1.0517 0.02933 58 55 3 0
7323 Yes,of course, as you wish: ten, nine, eight, seven...™ 1.0508 0.02885 59 56 3 0
7324 | don’t Know when they put in the elevator. I’ve only been here a week. 1.0417 0.02915 48 46 2 0
7325 Can you hear me? Sorry I lost you there for a minute” -Major To 1.0417 0.04167 48 47 0 1
7326 Going up? 1.0417 0.02915 48 46 2 0
7327 Just promise me, don’t take me to the stars” 1.0417 0.02915 48 46 2 0
7328 Does this elevator go any higher? 1.0417 0.02915 48 46 2 0
7329 I knew Pluto wasn’t an ordinary planet, but how can I breath here? 1.0417 0.02915 48 46 2 0
7330 Last floor, please. 1.0417 0.02915 48 46 2 0
7331 One small step for me to | get out of this elevator but | the isolation of my | apartment is terrifying 1.0417 0.02915 48 46 2 0
7332 hopefully there will be enough space for you in this room sir 1.0417 0.02915 48 46 2 0
7333 to infinity and beyond please 1.0417 0.02915 48 46 2 0
7334 - So how much have I missed? - Uhmm flat-earthers are a thing again! - Uh!!! 1.0417 0.02915 48 46 2 0
7335 You just have to push the right button and you go up. 1.0417 0.02915 48 46 2 0
7336 | parked it on top’ 1.0417 0.02915 48 46 2 0
7337 Is she aware of the gravity of your situation, Sir? 1.0417 0.02915 48 46 2 0
7338 Space voyage through Heavenward 1.0417 0.02915 48 46 2 0
7339 Good morning, Major! So glad to see you leave the tin can. 1.0417 0.02915 48 46 2 0
7340 Thats not what she meant by ‘other side of the moon Sir 1.0417 0.02915 48 46 2 0
7341 All the way up? Very well, Sir. 1.0417 0.02915 48 46 2 0
7342 you need to stop taking your work home with yo 1.0417 0.02915 48 46 2 0
7343 This is my final exam! 1.0417 0.02915 48 46 2 0
7344 Have a good monday sir 1.0417 0.02915 48 46 2 0
7345 The weather outside sure is frightful. 1.0417 0.02915 48 46 2 0
7346 Let's face it Ernie, there are no words....and no mouths with which to utter them either. 1.0417 0.02915 48 46 2 0
7347 Time to zap it, dear. The picture is getting too snowmeny." 1.0417 0.02915 48 46 2 0
7348 They will know if we just order scarves online. 1.0417 0.02915 48 46 2 0
7349 Your snow-cone brings all the boys to the yard. 1.0417 0.02915 48 46 2 0
7350 Honey, it's the hoi poli at the door.Could you get it? 1.0417 0.02915 48 46 2 0
7351 They just don't know what's good for them. 1.0417 0.02915 48 46 2 0
7352 What time is global warming supposed to start? 1.0417 0.02915 48 46 2 0
7353 What did I tell you about publicizing our opinions on climate change? 1.0417 0.02915 48 46 2 0
7354 Pom poms don't ship till next Thursday. 1.0417 0.02915 48 46 2 0
7355 Don't worry, babe. Zombies don't celebrate Christmas. 1.0417 0.02915 48 46 2 0
7356 Wow ... did your son make those? 1.0417 0.02915 48 46 2 0
7357 I have no sympathy for these global warming protests. 1.0417 0.02915 48 46 2 0
7358 I guess all this talk about weather extremes is real! 1.0417 0.02915 48 46 2 0
7359 No wonder I couldn 1.0417 0.02915 48 46 2 0
7360 Really? They're predicting bad weather? But the sky looks so clear! 1.0417 0.02915 48 46 2 0
7361 I think it's a tad too cold for the carolers tonight 1.0417 0.02915 48 46 2 0
7362 No worries, they'll melt soon enough. 1.0417 0.02915 48 46 2 0
7363 Ignore them and the carolers will go away! 1.0417 0.02915 48 46 2 0
7364 Evidently, you tweeted a joke about their inability to mobilize. 1.0417 0.02915 48 46 2 0
7365 Just google how they killed the White Walkers. 1.0417 0.02915 48 46 2 0
7366 In the end Google had no advice for "how to discourage your wife from feeding wild snowmen". Lois was her own woman. 1.0417 0.02915 48 46 2 0
7367 I think I binge watched too many Charles Addams documentaries. Laurylannedubin@gmail.com Lauryl Dubin Newton, MA 1.0417 0.02915 48 46 2 0
7368 I knew bundling Disney+ and National Geographic together would be problematic. 1.0417 0.02915 48 46 2 0
7369 You got any games on your phone? 1.0417 0.02915 48 46 2 0
7370 It's VERY frosty out there. 1.0417 0.02915 48 46 2 0
7371 It says here, climate change is a hoax. 1.0417 0.02915 48 46 2 0
7372 Hard to say—it’s either magic or an elaborate climate change protest. 1.0417 0.02915 48 46 2 0
7373 Oh my, those trick-or-treaters are still out there. 1.0417 0.02915 48 46 2 0
7374 Oh, great. I think they’ve tasted human flesh again, Jerry,” Sarah said 1.0417 0.02915 48 46 2 0
7375 Just give them the cold shoulder. They're a bunch of flakes anyway. 1.0417 0.02915 48 46 2 0
7376 The SnowWomen's marchers are waiting for you, Elise. 1.0417 0.02915 48 46 2 0
7377 I think the Union thinks the thermostat setting's still too high. 1.0417 0.02915 48 46 2 0
7378 A Frosty casting call? Brilliant. Ask if they all brought their head shots. 1.0417 0.02915 48 46 2 0
7379 Hmm, Honey did you say "snowmen" or "omen"? 1.0417 0.02915 48 46 2 0
7380 Oh honey, it’s just an anthropomorphic diversity study. 1.0417 0.02915 48 46 2 0
7381 Honey....turn up the heat.....It’s a Snowman apocalypse! 1.0417 0.02915 48 46 2 0
7382 Can you Google other ideas for what to do with extra hats, scarves, carrots, and bits of coal? 1.0417 0.02915 48 46 2 0
7383 Best I can tell, its due to Chapter 6, the Textile an Apparel provisions of USMCA 1.0417 0.02915 48 46 2 0
7384 Honey,please stop posting about global warming... 1.0417 0.02915 48 46 2 0
7385 Here’s a recipe for carrot soup. 1.0417 0.02915 48 46 2 0
7386 Night of the Living Gelid 1.0417 0.02915 48 46 2 0
7387 Zombfreezes isn't even a word, Carla! 1.0417 0.02915 48 46 2 0
7388 Snow Nosey! 1.0417 0.02915 48 46 2 0
7389 You're online knitting sales sure have snowballed,..now if only we could stop the market meltdown" 1.0417 0.02915 48 46 2 0
7390 Do you think their carrots are organic? 1.0417 0.02915 48 46 2 0
7391 Not sure why, but I'm craving Carrot Cake! 1.0417 0.02915 48 46 2 0
7392 Yelp gives you five stars for warmth and style, but pinocchios for keeping up with demand. 1.0417 0.02915 48 46 2 0
7393 Frosty and his gang can't come in this year. Last time it was nice to have some frozen carrots, but I had to wash the place for days when they melted away. 1.0417 0.02915 48 46 2 0
7394 No wonder there were no carrots for sale in the grocery store. 1.0417 0.02915 48 46 2 0
7395 Night of the living Pumpkins 1.0417 0.02915 48 46 2 0
7396 I told you not to make carrot cake. 1.0417 0.02915 48 46 2 0
7397 I paranoid. Everybody give me a cold shoulder. 1.0417 0.02915 48 46 2 0
7398 I couldn't resist Costco's seasonal delivery special offer. You said we needed carrots, right? 1.0417 0.02915 48 46 2 0
7399 Don't be concerned, those robots will be recalled soon. 1.0417 0.02915 48 46 2 0
7400 Honey, can snowmen be undead? 1.0417 0.02915 48 46 2 0
7401 Hey dear, this is the largest audience of snowmen to ever witness a couple`s evening, period, both in-person and around the globe 1.0417 0.02915 48 46 2 0
7402 You think it’s The Ghosts of Snowmen Past? Here, I’ll Google it. 1.0417 0.02915 48 46 2 0
7403 Honey, quick! Get the hair dryer." 1.0417 0.02915 48 46 2 0
7404 I resent your ice-cold attitude. I have many men banging at the window for me to choose from. 1.0417 0.02915 48 46 2 0
7405 I told you Mary, If you give one of ‘em a scarf, They all will want a scarf. Well, I hope you’re happy. Now its that much easier for someone to joke about Global Warming 1.0417 0.02915 48 46 2 0
7406 If we ignore them, they’ll go away and you can concentrate on how handsome I am. 1.0417 0.02915 48 46 2 0
7407 No, they aren’t related to Frosty. He has a button nose, unlike their carrots. 1.0417 0.02915 48 46 2 0
7408 You'd think this would give a serious boost to the coal industry! 1.0417 0.02915 48 46 2 0
7409 Honey, could you turn up the heat? 1.0417 0.02915 48 46 2 0
7410 How many did you order from Amazon? 1.0417 0.02915 48 46 2 0
7411 So much for the global warming "hoax". I think we're going to need a bigger freezer. 1.0417 0.02915 48 46 2 0
7412 They seem to really dislike my pooh-poohing of 'Frosty the Snowman' as poetry! 1.0417 0.02915 48 46 2 0
7413 I'll Google '30-to-50 feral snowmen.' You go get the hairdryers to show them we mean business. 1.0417 0.02915 48 46 2 0
7414 At least they aren’t yellow... 1.0417 0.02915 48 46 2 0
7415 Honey, this year's Christmas carol singers look familiar yet different 1.0417 0.02915 48 46 2 0
7416 Global warming is a real thing. I read it on the internet. 1.0417 0.02915 48 46 2 0
7417 It's that progressive group, demanding years of residuals. 1.0417 0.02915 48 46 2 0
7418 If you build them, they will come. 1.0417 0.02915 48 46 2 0
7419 They were asking if you knitted anything from the neck down? 1.0417 0.02915 48 46 2 0
7420 The devil's advocates of global warming are back 1.0417 0.02915 48 46 2 0
7421 The snowman security update for our firewall is 97% complete. Let's get a hot shower going, just in case. 1.0417 0.02915 48 46 2 0
7422 Find carrot recipes. 1.0417 0.02915 48 46 2 0
7423 I see where they are now making clones from frozen embryos. 1.0417 0.02915 48 46 2 0
7424 They’re pleading for you to stand up against climate change. 1.0417 0.02915 48 46 2 0
7425 Homeless people can be very creative 1.0417 0.02915 48 46 2 0
7426 They are here for the Charlie Brown's Xmas Special! 1.0417 0.02915 48 46 2 0
7427 ...and yes they want their names added to the Global warming issue. 1.0417 0.02915 48 46 2 0
7428 I guess we finally know who came home for dinner 1.0417 0.02915 48 46 2 0
7429 I guess the carrots aren't just for smelling. 1.0417 0.02915 48 46 2 0
7430 I think it's time we buy little Junior that PS4 he really wants for Christmas 1.0417 0.02915 48 46 2 0
7431 They’re lobbyists for the Paris Climate Accords... 1.0417 0.02915 48 46 2 0
7432 Look, honey. The children of the snow are here again. 1.0417 0.02915 48 46 2 0
7433 Dear, the most interesting thing is happening. Oh, I thought for sure I'd surprise you with the news. 1.0417 0.02915 48 46 2 0
7434 Uh, oh! I hope they all don’t want Christmas presents. 1.0417 0.02915 48 46 2 0
7435 I guess they overheard me when I told Bob I was expecting a "frosty reception" when I got home. 1.0417 0.02915 48 46 2 0
7436 I think they want us to do something about climate change 1.0417 0.04167 48 47 0 1
7437 Did you just tweet again about deporting all snowmen to the Arctic? 1.0417 0.02915 48 46 2 0
7438 No worries... clear and cold tomorrow, high 25 1.0417 0.02915 48 46 2 0
7439 What's your wi-fi address? 1.0417 0.02915 48 46 2 0
7440 Just ignore them. If we ice them, they'll never leave. 1.0417 0.02915 48 46 2 0
7441 I've leveraged a key on the laptop keypad to get a gig as Santa's Apprentice. 1.0417 0.02915 48 46 2 0
7442 Fred, are you sure this snowmen.com is a safe site? 1.0417 0.02915 48 46 2 0
7443 Is Frosty the Snowman on by any chance Karen? 1.0417 0.02915 48 46 2 0
7444 You know, there are easier ways of avoiding carrot cake. 1.0417 0.02915 48 46 2 0
7445 Perhaps we should add another log to the fire? 1.0417 0.02915 48 46 2 0
7446 Is it winter already? 1.0417 0.02915 48 46 2 0
7447 Relax, they'll be gone in March. 1.0417 0.02915 48 46 2 0
7448 Despite Frank's misgivings, Gretchen knew he'd be back again, some day. 1.0417 0.02915 48 46 2 0
7449 Don’t worry, it’s just more climate change. 1.0417 0.02915 48 46 2 0
7450 This always happens when you play the ‘Frozen’ movie. 1.0417 0.02915 48 46 2 0
7451 I don't understand what's bothering you. You said you preferred organic vegetables. You're said you're OK with Fair Trade virgin wool...... It's the coal, isn't it? 1.0417 0.02915 48 46 2 0
7452 Oh, don't be a snowflake! Yes, they're white. But they're not old. And they're not really men. Nothing to be triggered about. 1.0417 0.02915 48 46 2 0
7453 Yes, it's apparently an unexpected cold front moving through here and parts northeast. 1.0417 0.02915 48 46 2 0
7454 Jim, looks like going to be a White-Ouy tonight. 1.0417 0.02915 48 46 2 0
7455 I don't care who wants in, you cannot turn up the thermostat. 1.0417 0.02915 48 46 2 0
7456 Keep crocheting until you see the orange of their carrots. 1.0417 0.02915 48 46 2 0
7457 That meme I made mocking Frosty and Greta seems to have gone viral. 1.0417 0.02915 48 46 2 0
7458 It’s just another climate protest hon... They’ll be gone in the morning. 1.0417 0.02915 48 46 2 0
7459 I thought Frosty 1.0417 0.02915 48 46 2 0
7460 You seem pensive tonight. 1.0417 0.02915 48 46 2 0
7461 Where do you think they got all the carrots? 1.0417 0.02915 48 46 2 0
7462 Life sure has changed since that Calvin kid moved in next door. 1.0417 0.04167 48 47 0 1
7463 It says a blow torch to the head should take care of them. 1.0417 0.02915 48 46 2 0
7464 I told you not to put that little snowball in the freezer. 1.0417 0.02915 48 46 2 0
7465 I'm googling up a recipe for carrot cake. 1.0417 0.02915 48 46 2 0
7466 Earth just hit the Tipping Point 1.0417 0.02915 48 46 2 0
7467 How big do we want this freezer? 1.0417 0.02915 48 46 2 0
7468 I told you not to assume they all identify as snowmen. 1.0417 0.02915 48 46 2 0
7469 It's my subtle way of saying your knitting has become obsessive. 1.0417 0.02915 48 46 2 0
7470 Operator, I am trying to reach commander P.R. | Johnson” “Ground floor for major | Tom it is then” 1.0408 0.02856 49 47 2 0
7471 Today Mr. Kubrick said we’ re shooting the ‘one small step for man’ scene 1.0408 0.02856 49 47 2 0
7472 Sorry, no hidden figures.” 1.0408 0.02856 49 47 2 0
7473 Unbeknownst to Carl, elevator A had been designated ag an early testing site tor NASA gpace elevator program. 1.0408 0.02856 49 47 2 0
7474 Psst...it’s flat! 1.0408 0.02856 49 47 2 0
7475 which floor? the infinity and beyond please 1.0408 0.02856 49 47 2 0
7476 My apologies. Maybe we lied when we said our rooftop view was “out of this world...” 1.0408 0.02856 49 47 2 0
7477 HA HA HA! | WAS OUT THERE FOR JUST A WEEK AND TOTALLY FORGOT ABOUT GRAVITY 1.0408 0.02856 49 47 2 0
7478 To the moon, Alice 1.0408 0.02856 49 47 2 0
7479 Year 2050 “Heading out to Central Park sir?” 1.0408 0.02856 49 47 2 0
7480 ‘Plumbing gear has come a long way’ She told the lift operator. 1.0408 0.02856 49 47 2 0
7481 Your Uber shuttle Is right outside 1.0408 0.02856 49 47 2 0
7482 I will just check up on a friend and 1.0408 0.02856 49 47 2 0
7483 Of course you are the first sir. 1.0408 0.02856 49 47 2 0
7484 Excuse me, is this the level of the Moon Headquarters? 1.0408 0.02856 49 47 2 0
7485 Yeah, Houston was sick of all my problems. 1.0408 0.02856 49 47 2 0
7486 Erm, going up? 1.0408 0.04082 49 48 0 1
7487 I am not sure if this is enough but this is the highest we can go, sir 1.0408 0.02856 49 47 2 0
7488 Welcome to the Apollo 11, sir. A bit overdressed for the party if I may say so 1.0408 0.04082 49 48 0 1
7489 He forgot Uncle Albert. 1.0408 0.02856 49 47 2 0
7490 Carl I think your friends are here to pick you up 1.0408 0.02856 49 47 2 0
7491 We're gonna need more cocoa. 1.0408 0.02856 49 47 2 0
7492 That neighbor kid Calvin is at it again. 1.0408 0.02856 49 47 2 0
7493 Alright Barbara. I rewrote it as a Christmas story ... but just know that you're still in it. 1.0408 0.02856 49 47 2 0
7494 There is no escape from yourSelf. 1.0408 0.02856 49 47 2 0
7495 Your blogs about global warming being a myth are starting to get attention. 1.0408 0.02856 49 47 2 0
7496 But where would they have hidden that much cocaine? 1.0408 0.02856 49 47 2 0
7497 The decorated carrots are the sign of our times 1.0408 0.02856 49 47 2 0
7498 Oh, Jesus, I told you to stop dissing those Trump white supremacists. Now they've morphed into vengeful snow people! 1.0408 0.02856 49 47 2 0
7499 I’ll knit one for the bald one in the middle. Ooo 1.0408 0.02856 49 47 2 0
7500 We're reviving an old approach to seasonal workers. It's loosely based on work by Mary Shelley. 1.0408 0.02856 49 47 2 0
7501 I told you guys before, i'm out of carrots 1.0408 0.02856 49 47 2 0
7502 Hon... did you really have to Amazon thirty-seven angry snowmen? 1.0408 0.02856 49 47 2 0
7503 My company's telework rules are very clear...no personal distractions during core hours 1.0408 0.02856 49 47 2 0
7504 I won't be intimidated by these white powder rallies. 1.0408 0.02856 49 47 2 0
7505 Maybe just a half a drink more 1.0408 0.02856 49 47 2 0
7506 Why do they always serve carrots with snow balls? 1.0408 0.02856 49 47 2 0
7507 You can let up. A thaw is coming. 1.0408 0.02856 49 47 2 0
7508 I told Frosty he could bring a plus one. 1.0408 0.02856 49 47 2 0
7509 Ummm, Bob? Were you sleep-shopping on Amazon again? Because it looks like you ordered an army of snowmen..." -Cynthia Speakman, Temple City, C 1.0408 0.02856 49 47 2 0
7510 Is it just me Jack or is it getting frosty in here? 1.0408 0.02856 49 47 2 0
7511 And this is why we don't go to your uncle's house for Christmas Martha" 1.0408 0.02856 49 47 2 0
7512 I believe that want to play a computer game with me 1.0408 0.02856 49 47 2 0
7513 Oh no, we're only emotionally cold. 1.0408 0.02856 49 47 2 0
7514 It just seems wrong to call ICE on a migrant horde of SNOW-men. 1.0408 0.02856 49 47 2 0
7515 I told you not to feed them any ice cubes 1.0408 0.02856 49 47 2 0
7516 Honey...How many snowmen did you order? 1.0408 0.02856 49 47 2 0
7517 We're looking for Frosty. 1.0408 0.02856 49 47 2 0
7518 Time to use the stick. 1.0408 0.02856 49 47 2 0
7519 Honey, did you invite your coworkers over for dinner? 1.0408 0.02856 49 47 2 0
7520 It’s that time of year. The peeping Frosties are back. 1.0408 0.02856 49 47 2 0
7521 So tell me again why you didn’t put carrots in the chicken noodle soup this year? 1.0408 0.02856 49 47 2 0
7522 Its ok honey, i told them you were watching Frosty the Snowman. I didnt know how big 'my family' was, so just hit play 1.0408 0.02856 49 47 2 0
7523 Couldn't you have just bought some carrots for the soup? 1.0408 0.02856 49 47 2 0
7524 The forecast says a touch of frost tonight. Let's close the drapes and stay home safe and sound! 1.0408 0.02856 49 47 2 0
7525 Don't let them in, last time they soaked the carpet." 1.0408 0.02856 49 47 2 0
7526 I knew I shouldn’t of taken that job. 1.0408 0.02856 49 47 2 0
7527 Keep knitting the hats; I'll order another couple of hair dryers. 1.0408 0.02856 49 47 2 0
7528 I don't care what your weather app says. I say it looks like snow. 1.0408 0.02856 49 47 2 0
7529 I think you’re going to have to knit a little faster. 1.0408 0.02856 49 47 2 0
7530 These carollers are peculiar. 1.0408 0.02856 49 47 2 0
7531 Do snowmen have brains? 1.0408 0.02856 49 47 2 0
7532 You said you wanted to be a Ho. 1.0408 0.04082 49 48 0 1
7533 You asked me to do something with that bag of carrots! 1.0408 0.04082 49 48 0 1
7534 I don't know what you're talking about. It just says here it looks like snow. 1.0408 0.02856 49 47 2 0
7535 Apparently, agent Olaf was unsuccessful. 1.0408 0.02856 49 47 2 0
7536 Do you think their feet are cold too? 1.0408 0.02856 49 47 2 0
7537 They only appear on the shortest day of the year. 1.0408 0.02856 49 47 2 0
7538 Looks like your crazy right wing father is shooting off emails again. 1.0408 0.02856 49 47 2 0
7539 Not to worry, Honey. It's going to be in the high 60s tomorrow. 1.0408 0.02856 49 47 2 0
7540 Just got an alert about a snowman squall. 1.0408 0.02856 49 47 2 0
7541 Honey, looks like we won’t be having any carrots tonight 1.0408 0.02856 49 47 2 0
7542 There's a report about peeping Toms in the area. 1.0408 0.02856 49 47 2 0
7543 This says Rudolph tagged your ‘Sexy Frosty’ knit cap as a #holidayhottie this Christmas.” 1.0408 0.02856 49 47 2 0
7544 Whatever you do, don't give them hot chocolate 1.0408 0.02856 49 47 2 0
7545 We have got to speed up global warming. 1.0408 0.04082 49 48 0 1
7546 I am surprised if the size of carrot crop this year! 1.0408 0.04082 49 48 0 1
7547 Maybe a home-based knitting company wasn't the best business model 1.0408 0.02856 49 47 2 0
7548 If we just plug into the municipal water system, we don't have to store these all winter. 1.0408 0.02856 49 47 2 0
7549 Did you say something about climate change? 1.0408 0.02856 49 47 2 0
7550 I warned you I didn't want to see "Frostie the Snowman!" 1.0408 0.02856 49 47 2 0
7551 Looks like Dr. Davos' kid has been making snow clones again. 1.0408 0.02856 49 47 2 0
7552 Your call for a flash mob against an early thaw really worked. 1.0408 0.02856 49 47 2 0
7553 It say's here if they do get in they just melt, and you get many free carrots. 1.0408 0.02856 49 47 2 0
7554 They look cold. Do you want to invite them in? 1.0408 0.02856 49 47 2 0
7555 Some need warm caps 1.0408 0.02856 49 47 2 0
7556 The more attention you give them the more the issue is going to snowball. 1.0408 0.02856 49 47 2 0
7557 Why carrots? Why not Brussell sprouts? 1.0408 0.02856 49 47 2 0
7558 They’re out of carrots 1.0408 0.02856 49 47 2 0
7559 They're not allowed to bring more than one fry each, since The Incident. 1.0408 0.02856 49 47 2 0
7560 CARROT NOSE IS THE DISTINCTIVE NOTE OF NOTABLES 1.0408 0.02856 49 47 2 0
7561 No need for the chainsaw, the heat lamp worked fine last time. 1.0408 0.02856 49 47 2 0
7562 Honey, did you know it is Night of the Living Snowmen? 1.0408 0.02856 49 47 2 0
7563 Makes me think of that time we went to Jersey. 1.0408 0.02856 49 47 2 0
7564 Not to worry. Spring is just around the corner. 1.0408 0.02856 49 47 2 0
7565 Don't worry. I accidentally hit meta-x alt control v snowmen. I'll now hit info. 1.0408 0.02856 49 47 2 0
7566 I hear the March of the Carrot Noses is big this year. 1.0408 0.02856 49 47 2 0
7567 Hey, there's a great new horror movie that just came out. 1.0408 0.02856 49 47 2 0
7568 Says here, there’s a new version of Hitchcock’s ‘The Birds’. 1.0408 0.02856 49 47 2 0
7569 Honey, your etsy game might be too strong... 1.0408 0.02856 49 47 2 0
7570 Tracking says they're here. 1.0408 0.02856 49 47 2 0
7571 Don’t worry. They’re just a bunch of snowflakes. 1.0408 0.02856 49 47 2 0
7572 Honey, can you look up Martha Stewart's chilled carrot soup recipe? 1.0408 0.02856 49 47 2 0
7573 How many children did you say the new neighbors have? 1.0408 0.02856 49 47 2 0
7574 Oh, Honey, could you add carrots to the grocery list? 1.0408 0.02856 49 47 2 0
7575 I hope you like carrots! 1.0408 0.02856 49 47 2 0
7576 Don't worry, honey. They can't use our WiFi without the password. 1.0408 0.02856 49 47 2 0
7577 It says "Snowman Caroling." 1.0408 0.02856 49 47 2 0
7578 They want to know where we stand on global warming 1.0408 0.02856 49 47 2 0
7579 Shelly, no more handouts for those jobless socialists. 1.0408 0.04082 49 48 0 1
7580 Very good. That one is, indeed, Waldo. 1.0408 0.02856 49 47 2 0
7581 You can feed a lot of people with all those carrots. 1.0408 0.02856 49 47 2 0
7582 I think they find that painting of the sun threatening. 1.0408 0.02856 49 47 2 0
7583 The night of the living dead 1.0408 0.02856 49 47 2 0
7584 Don’t get excited Dear, those carrots are not replicated elsewhere on their body. 1.0408 0.04082 49 48 0 1
7585 I am going to delete our address in the facebook group: Winter is here, welcome snowmen! 1.0408 0.02856 49 47 2 0
7586 We can just lower the thermostat, it will be fine. 1.0408 0.02856 49 47 2 0
7587 Don’t worry, dear. It’ll be 40 degrees tonight. 1.0408 0.02856 49 47 2 0
7588 This is exactly why I don't tell anyone about my hobbies. 1.0408 0.02856 49 47 2 0
7589 They really do need them before the Spring! 1.0408 0.02856 49 47 2 0
7590 Didn’t I say making that snow woman was a bad idea. 1.0408 0.02856 49 47 2 0
7591 You could have just told me you don't like carrot cake. 1.0408 0.02856 49 47 2 0
7592 OMG, I see Waldo! 1.0408 0.02856 49 47 2 0
7593 Dem Cookers is good dis year Marg, give them a sample so they'll leave. 1.0408 0.02856 49 47 2 0
7594 Believe! 1.0408 0.02856 49 47 2 0
7595 Trending: The Snow Memes Cometh 1.0408 0.02856 49 47 2 0
7596 at least inside it's delightful 1.0408 0.02856 49 47 2 0
7597 Honey, stop. They stay packed for warmth. 1.0408 0.02856 49 47 2 0
7598 I told you not to order on Amazon while you’ve still got the shakes! 1.0408 0.02856 49 47 2 0
7599 Honey, are you watching GoT again? 1.0408 0.02856 49 47 2 0
7600 All that smack from the Reagan Years has finally come back to get me, honey... 1.0408 0.02856 49 47 2 0
7601 That website wasn't lying when it said that there are a lot of registered sexual predators in the neighborhood. 1.0408 0.02856 49 47 2 0
7602 We have to move to Florida. 1.0408 0.02856 49 47 2 0
7603 Are you sure the landscapers understood what you asked for? 1.0408 0.02856 49 47 2 0
7604 Are these guys protesting climate change? 1.0408 0.02856 49 47 2 0
7605 Trick or treating! 1.0408 0.02856 49 47 2 0
7606 It says their vision is based on knitting. 1.0408 0.02856 49 47 2 0
7607 All I did was type in, "We need a Little Christmas." 1.0408 0.02856 49 47 2 0
7608 I didn't know the new neighbors had kids." 1.0408 0.04082 49 48 0 1
7609 Well, they said they'd be back again someday. 1.0408 0.02856 49 47 2 0
7610 Don't let them in. The've just been to a Snowman's rally and their leader convinced them that heat is their friend. 1.0408 0.02856 49 47 2 0
7611 I believe in the right to assemble and free speech, but Snowman Supremacy websites should be censored. 1.0408 0.02856 49 47 2 0
7612 What about carrot soup for dinner 1.0408 0.02856 49 47 2 0
7613 Not only is the weather frightful... 1.0408 0.02856 49 47 2 0
7614 It's nothing pointed. 1.0408 0.04082 49 48 0 1
7615 Honey, can you turn up the heat...now? 1.0408 0.02856 49 47 2 0
7616 I warned you about getting that snow blower. 1.0408 0.02856 49 47 2 0
7617 Honey, I think the word is out that you’re googling carrot cake recipes! 1.0408 0.02856 49 47 2 0
7618 And then the Blue Gorilla said: Tag, you're it" 1.0408 0.02856 49 47 2 0
7619 It's the long awaited Christmas T.V. special -- Frosty the Snowman. 1.0408 0.02856 49 47 2 0
7620 I googled it. No episodes of Frosty the SnowMEN. 1.0408 0.02856 49 47 2 0
7621 The scarf looks great on you Frosty. Now you mentioned a friend who would also like a hand knit scarf. 1.0408 0.02856 49 47 2 0
7622 Frosty out? You could say that. 1.0408 0.02856 49 47 2 0
7623 Apparently public opinion of impeachment has turned cold. 1.0408 0.02856 49 47 2 0
7624 It’s raining snowmen, Hallelujah 1.0408 0.02856 49 47 2 0
7625 They better have their homework finished. 1.0408 0.02856 49 47 2 0
7626 Honey, your family has arrived! 1.0408 0.02856 49 47 2 0
7627 No, I’m just saying that this is seasonal and they’ll be gone by Spring, so no need to feel guilty or stressed. 1.0408 0.02856 49 47 2 0
7628 Don't worry, Dr. Who is coming! 1.0408 0.02856 49 47 2 0
7629 Honey, I think we need to turn off the air conditioner. 1.0408 0.02856 49 47 2 0
7630 We're gonna be okay, the high tomorrow is projected to be in the high 30's! 1.0408 0.02856 49 47 2 0
7631 The forecast predicts a chance of frosty 1.0408 0.02856 49 47 2 0
7632 They might as well go out in style. 1.0408 0.02856 49 47 2 0
7633 Herb get off the computer, the snowmen multiplied like in that Gremlins movie when we were kids and are about to attack the house!!! 1.0408 0.02856 49 47 2 0
7634 Oh God, they're here again." Said the woman. "I told you to stop rebuilding stray snowmen," The man replied. "They tell all their friends about you, and before you know it, you're a full snowman daycare. 1.0408 0.02856 49 47 2 0
7635 Honey, take a look, here’s an idea for your new screen play. Snow Zombies! 1.0408 0.02856 49 47 2 0
7636 What? You've never heard of snowmen of the candy corn? 1.0408 0.02856 49 47 2 0
7637 Didn't I tell you if you were nice to one of them They'd all want one. 1.0408 0.02856 49 47 2 0
7638 Yes I am a robot, yes I am a robot, yes I am a robot, yes I am a robot." This an old caption from weeks ago please remove it so I can enter new captio 1.0408 0.02856 49 47 2 0
7639 Oops! I guess I forgot to take in those unused Halloween cookies. Why? 1.0408 0.02856 49 47 2 0
7640 You did mention a 24K gift this year? 1.0408 0.02856 49 47 2 0
7641 Based on inclement weather, you'll have to knit two scarves per day. 1.0408 0.02856 49 47 2 0
7642 Could we have some carrots with dinner, dear? 1.0408 0.02856 49 47 2 0
7643 I think we should try watching a Christmas movie for once, this season honey, the Walking Dead series is starting to get to me. 1.0408 0.02856 49 47 2 0
7644 Says nothing about this on the internet! 1.0408 0.02856 49 47 2 0
7645 Relax -- they know we're carbon-neutral. 1.0408 0.02856 49 47 2 0
7646 Not to worry - just global icing. 1.0408 0.02856 49 47 2 0
7647 I hope you're ordering a larger mezuzah. 1.0408 0.02856 49 47 2 0
7648 My "send" button seems to be auto repeating. 1.0408 0.02856 49 47 2 0
7649 And, on the twelfth day of Christmas........ 1.0408 0.02856 49 47 2 0
7650 I posted that we were going to watch Frosty on TV. 1.0408 0.02856 49 47 2 0
7651 And who said snowflakes were soft? 1.0408 0.02856 49 47 2 0
7652 Tell them to scram or it's hot water in the lawn sprinklers. 1.0408 0.02856 49 47 2 0
7653 Do you have the number for Amazon? These seasonal workers don't know what they're doing! 1.0408 0.02856 49 47 2 0
7654 With I on my laptop and she reading Poe, a flash mob of snowmen peered through our window. 1.0408 0.02856 49 47 2 0
7655 Honey, I told you a snow ball fight would attract the wrong kind of attention. 1.0408 0.02856 49 47 2 0
7656 If I don’t sew faster, they’ll revolt. 1.0408 0.02856 49 47 2 0
7657 The climate strike crowds are snowballing 1.0408 0.02856 49 47 2 0
7658 You've gotta read this article about how the world is going to be taken over by AI. 1.0408 0.02856 49 47 2 0
7659 I am a little too busy to give you the attention you deserve. 1.0408 0.02856 49 47 2 0
7660 Yeah, it says snowy with a chance of carrots. 1.0408 0.02856 49 47 2 0
7661 Do you feel sexy now? 1.0408 0.04082 49 48 0 1
7662 I'd invite them in, but, you know, the melting." 1.0408 0.02856 49 47 2 0
7663 I warned you that if you started this now you’d never be able to keep up with the demand. 1.0408 0.02856 49 47 2 0
7664 They will be worth a fortune next year. 1.0408 0.02856 49 47 2 0
7665 Looks like there's a snowman convention being held in town this week." 1.0408 0.02856 49 47 2 0
7666 Honey, just who exactly did you cheat out on Christmas bonuses this year?" 1.0408 0.02856 49 47 2 0
7667 There's an Amber Alert for Frosty's kid." 1.0408 0.02856 49 47 2 0
7668 I think I made too much Campbell’s 1.0408 0.02856 49 47 2 0
7669 They don't like the carrots. 1.0408 0.02856 49 47 2 0
7670 ‘Well, they did say prices here were astronomical..’ 1.0400 0.02799 50 48 2 0
7671 To Uranus, please. 1.0400 0.02799 50 48 2 0
7672 Seems like we're out of hats... 1.0400 0.02799 50 48 2 0
7673 How many more months until spring? 1.0400 0.02799 50 48 2 0
7674 I promise I only invited Frosty to come and play. 1.0400 0.02799 50 48 2 0
7675 Ignore them, pretend you're the Australian Prime Minister 1.0400 0.02799 50 48 2 0
7676 Says here it's called a 'boulder' of snowmen. 1.0400 0.02799 50 48 2 0
7677 They’re too noisy but I can fix that. We’re having carrot soup tonight 1.0400 0.02799 50 48 2 0
7678 There is a strangely odd correlation between carrots and snowmen 1.0400 0.02799 50 48 2 0
7679 “Relax, you do a search on the Frozen site by Walt Disney!” 1.0400 0.02799 50 48 2 0
7680 I’m goggling snowmen at our window. 1.0400 0.02799 50 48 2 0
7681 Don't worry. The forecast calls for 70º tomorrow. 1.0400 0.02799 50 48 2 0
7682 Honey, I told you not to give those snowmen those hats, we all know what happened to Frosty. 1.0400 0.02799 50 48 2 0
7683 Honey are these friends from work? 1.0400 0.02799 50 48 2 0
7684 When did Frosty become a Mormon? 1.0400 0.02799 50 48 2 0
7685 Did you forget to put up the no loitering sign? 1.0400 0.02799 50 48 2 0
7686 Just ignore the plague, honey 1.0400 0.02799 50 48 2 0
7687 This isn't what I meant when I said I wanted eye contact 1.0400 0.02799 50 48 2 0
7688 I told you to close the curtains before you started to knit. 1.0400 0.02799 50 48 2 0
7689 This time the kids really went overboard. I am reordering carrots tuques and scarves on Amazon 1.0400 0.02799 50 48 2 0
7690 I just wish the meteorologist hadn't said snowpocalypse. 1.0400 0.02799 50 48 2 0
7691 Look at the bright side..we will be able to eat the carrots after they melt. 1.0400 0.02799 50 48 2 0
7692 Are you ready with that forecast Greg? They’re starting to creep me out. 1.0400 0.02799 50 48 2 0
7693 Do you want carrots? 1.0400 0.02799 50 48 2 0
7694 Honey, I think we should stop watching Frozen. 1.0400 0.02799 50 48 2 0
7695 Global warming can't come fast enough. 1.0400 0.02799 50 48 2 0
7696 Don't worry. It's supposed to rain tomorrow. 1.0400 0.02799 50 48 2 0
7697 Yeah, it's cold, but they don't understand the repercussions. 1.0400 0.02799 50 48 2 0
7698 What's the weather tomorrow? 1.0400 0.02799 50 48 2 0
7699 I was afraid the carrots made them look a bit 'nosey' and then it just snowballed after that. 1.0400 0.02799 50 48 2 0
7700 Don't be alarmed, but sometimes when I'm on the computer, I get the feeling that I'm not that far away from a real meltdown. 1.0400 0.02799 50 48 2 0
7701 It would appear that top hats aren't the only accessory that induce sentience. 1.0400 0.02799 50 48 2 0
7702 Oh, that's you. Again... 1.0400 0.02799 50 48 2 0
7703 It's the snowmen with big noses rebellion. 1.0400 0.02799 50 48 2 0
7704 It doesn’t matter how concerned you are about global warming, they’re not coming inside. 1.0400 0.02799 50 48 2 0
7705 In a minute Honey! I'm busy here. 1.0400 0.02799 50 48 2 0
7706 I don't care how many there are, I'm not wasting more money on the heat. 1.0400 0.02799 50 48 2 0
7707 Honey, I would like to watch 'Revenge of the Snowpeople', if you don't mind. 1.0400 0.02799 50 48 2 0
7708 Did you leave cookies for Santa? 1.0392 0.02745 51 49 2 0
7709 Any more snow cones in the freezer? 1.0392 0.02745 51 49 2 0
7710 Police advisory: Great hoards in the area are demanding mittens. Under no circumstances attempt to stare them down as they appealingly seek to come in from the cold. 1.0392 0.02745 51 49 2 0
7711 Oh there's no place like home for the holidays. 1.0392 0.02745 51 49 2 0
7712 Charles, I like that you have a passion for displaying our intimate love on social media but could you turn your profile private? 1.0392 0.02745 51 49 2 0
7713 I knew we were getting some snow but the weather lady sure didn’t give an exact amount. 1.0392 0.02745 51 49 2 0
7714 If they're really that hungry they can always eat their carrots. 1.0392 0.02745 51 49 2 0
7715 Honey, did you order frozen carrots from Amazon? 1.0392 0.02745 51 49 2 0
7716 The snowmen are organizing again against our driveway plowing. 1.0392 0.02745 51 49 2 0
7717 Keeping the windows open even in winter keeps our hearts in tune with nature. 1.0392 0.02745 51 49 2 0
7718 Don’t worry, honey! Ever since the news of climate change spread, they shame all family’s with fireplaces. 1.0392 0.02745 51 49 2 0
7719 Prepping for Snowman Apocalypse" has... zero search results 1.0392 0.02745 51 49 2 0
7720 I ordered one yesterday, now its says they don't have any left. 1.0392 0.02745 51 49 2 0
7721 They're just trying to shame you into letting them in. 1.0392 0.02745 51 49 2 0
7722 Oh, honey! Some of those poor snowmen don't have hats! They must be freezing! 1.0392 0.02745 51 49 2 0
7723 Reproduction mechanism unclear" but the CDC disadvises orange. Something about their noses 1.0385 0.02693 52 50 2 0
7724 I fired the elf on the shelf, then hired these guys. 1.0385 0.02693 52 50 2 0
7725 They're harmless as long as you don't have any carrots 1.0385 0.02693 52 50 2 0
7726 Their desperation just melts your heart, doesn't it? 1.0385 0.02693 52 50 2 0
7727 I’m ordering more winter hats right now honey, I just can’t believe they keep disappearing! 1.0377 0.02643 53 51 2 0
7728 Oh, don't worry, they are all friendly. Unless you see one with a starched hat. 1.0377 0.02643 53 51 2 0
7729 Oh, great. Here they are-- just in time for the holidays. Let's let your relatives in before they disappear for another year! 1.0377 0.02643 53 51 2 0
7730 I think you're taking "Space needle" too literally 1.0370 0.02594 54 52 2 0
7731 Not funny, bill. If you don’t close the app I’ll cut the wifi. 1.0370 0.02594 54 52 2 0
7732 I MAY HAVE GONE A BIT OVER ON THE D.Y.I. CHRISTMAS THIS YEAR. 1.0370 0.02594 54 52 2 0
7733 Honey, you can stop worrying about the zombie apocalypse. 1.0370 0.02594 54 52 2 0
7734 Extraterrestrial devils 1.0370 0.02594 54 52 2 0
7735 Is it cold enough inside? 1.0364 0.02547 55 53 2 0
7736 uhhh, cold window 1.0364 0.02547 55 53 2 0
7737 A snow mans factory calls all of those how are into the wild in . 1.0364 0.02547 55 53 2 0
7738 Is there a chill in here? 1.0364 0.02547 55 53 2 0
7739 I told you 'Frozen 2' was a bad idea. 1.0357 0.02502 56 54 2 0
7740 I think we wasted our time using Etsy. 1.0357 0.02502 56 54 2 0
7741 It says online that they only attack humans when they appear in large groups. 1.0357 0.02502 56 54 2 0
7742 Santa's reindeer = "I think the Boss will fire us !" 1.0357 0.02502 56 54 2 0
7743 She said she needed space 1.0222 0.02247 45 44 1 0
7744 Forgot my toothbrush. 1.0222 0.02247 45 44 1 0
7745 Write your caption here I just want some me time 1.0222 0.02247 45 44 1 0
7746 Walking in the club like excuse me sir 1.0222 0.02247 45 44 1 0
7747 All engines running. Lift. We have lift. 1.0222 0.02247 45 44 1 0
7748 Going down. 1.0222 0.02247 45 44 1 0
7749 I understand you, these days all we all need is more space. 1.0222 0.02247 45 44 1 0
7750 I think I know what happens on the Friday the 13th day of Christmas. 1.0222 0.02247 45 44 1 0
7751 - President Snowflake always said there is no climate changes! 1.0222 0.02247 45 44 1 0
7752 Can't we just stay in and watch a movie tonight? It's looking a bit frosty. 1.0222 0.02247 45 44 1 0
7753 No snowfall this christmas, but we sure have a lot of frosty-ing! 1.0222 0.02247 45 44 1 0
7754 Alfonzo, I don’t think they approve of a white woman with a black man! 1.0222 0.02247 45 44 1 0
7755 George! You were supposed to order a pizza with everything on 1.0222 0.02247 45 44 1 0
7756 She wanted to tell them that she was on their side. It was her husband who doubted climate change. 1.0222 0.02247 45 44 1 0
7757 The carrot bill was $800 this month. We’ll have to sell the Saab. 1.0222 0.02247 45 44 1 0
7758 Snowman army isn't real. It can't hurt you. 1.0222 0.02247 45 44 1 0
7759 I told you this would happen if we played with frosty. 1.0222 0.02247 45 44 1 0
7760 I warned you - they'll keep coming as long as you keep knitting hats for them. 1.0222 0.02247 45 44 1 0
7761 So how is little Johnny's science project on cloning going? 1.0222 0.02247 45 44 1 0
7762 Honey.. I think its Christmas again... 1.0222 0.02247 45 44 1 0
7763 I told you to dress in layers 1.0222 0.02247 45 44 1 0
7764 Good news — tomorrow should be sunny and warm. 1.0222 0.02247 45 44 1 0
7765 Tell me again, where exactly did you get that corncob pipe from? 1.0222 0.02247 45 44 1 0
7766 If I promise this will be the last scarf, will you please send them away? 1.0222 0.02247 45 44 1 0
7767 Honey, google brain freeze, please. 1.0222 0.02247 45 44 1 0
7768 My marriage is colder than a pack of snowmen. 1.0222 0.02247 45 44 1 0
7769 Is this happening because I didn't eat my carrots? 1.0222 0.02247 45 44 1 0
7770 He sees you when you're sleeping. He knows when you're awake. 1.0222 0.02247 45 44 1 0
7771 While they can survive in harsh environments, they are not considered extremophiles... 1.0222 0.02247 45 44 1 0
7772 Google says Santa's cloning facial recognition this year 1.0222 0.02247 45 44 1 0
7773 Apparently people who read my Facebook post asking for a few more degrees of Global Warming were not amused. 1.0222 0.02247 45 44 1 0
7774 This “me too “ campaign is a snow job 1.0222 0.02247 45 44 1 0
7775 George, didn't you say hell would freeze over before you would have an affair? 1.0222 0.02247 45 44 1 0
7776 Are you seriously Googling "zombie snowmen" right now? I think we should probably just leave. 1.0222 0.02247 45 44 1 0
7777 Somebody's hacked CNN - there's a ridiculous story on their website about aliens dressed as snowmen taking over the planet.... 1.0222 0.02247 45 44 1 0
7778 fret not, dear, you’re not looking for a warm place to stay the night. 1.0222 0.02247 45 44 1 0
7779 I think my computer is spying on me. 1.0222 0.02247 45 44 1 0
7780 Honey, do you want carrot soup for dinner? 1.0222 0.02247 45 44 1 0
7781 It's shutting the coal mines, global warming or they are impersonating the President. 1.0222 0.02247 45 44 1 0
7782 With "Global Warming," they know their days are numbered." John Kavanagh--Bellaire, M 1.0222 0.02247 45 44 1 0
7783 It’s really cold out here! 1.0222 0.02247 45 44 1 0
7784 Really, Carol, there's no such thing as a zombie snowman. 1.0222 0.02247 45 44 1 0
7785 Looks like they're canvassing for their separated children again. 1.0222 0.02247 45 44 1 0
7786 Googling ‘How to talk to Frosty the Snowman’s children children children about tomorrow’s unseasonal highs in the low 80’s’. 1.0222 0.02247 45 44 1 0
7787 Snowmen at a window. 1.0222 0.02247 45 44 1 0
7788 Maybe just draw the curtains? Paul Karasik could've done it, but I haven't seen him since he wrote his name on the carpet. 1.0222 0.02247 45 44 1 0
7789 I still like farming Christmas trees more than snow men. 1.0222 0.02247 45 44 1 0
7790 Minnesota Chainsaw Massacre. 1.0222 0.02247 45 44 1 0
7791 You didn't happen to post any photos online from that carrot trick we tried in the bedroom last night, did you? 1.0222 0.02247 45 44 1 0
7792 Honey,just because some don't have hats doesn't mean you have to max out your card on yarn! 1.0222 0.02247 45 44 1 0
7793 Have you noticed that each time our neighbors have something to say, they communicate by concept art? 1.0222 0.02247 45 44 1 0
7794 Just keep knitting, I'm ordering corn cob pipes in bulk." 1.0222 0.02247 45 44 1 0
7795 If you ignore them long enough, they will melt away. 1.0222 0.02247 45 44 1 0
7796 You can't believe what I ordered on Amazon 1.0222 0.02247 45 44 1 0
7797 Can you please close the elevator doors? I’m running late for a meeting. 1.0217 0.02198 46 45 1 0
7798 Where to?” Astronaut: “Outerspace 1.0217 0.02198 46 45 1 0
7799 I’m sorry ma’am. It only goes up to the 30th floor. 1.0217 0.02198 46 45 1 0
7800 5. ..4. Bee. | | | OO) iV 1.0217 0.02198 46 45 1 0
7801 — On which floor Mr Apollo? - 11, please. 1.0217 0.02198 46 45 1 0
7802 Sharon and I broke up. I told her I needed some space. 1.0217 0.02198 46 45 1 0
7803 Would you care to hear about our lord and savior... ah, I see you already have accepted yarn into your home. 1.0217 0.02198 46 45 1 0
7804 As long as they don't come in, it's fine by me. I'll just browse social media. 1.0217 0.02198 46 45 1 0
7805 It didn't take long to get a response to your online ad for someone to shovel the snow. 1.0217 0.02198 46 45 1 0
7806 Tell them, it's okay. The weather outside is predicted to be frightful at least through Christmas. They need to stop watching fake news about global warming. 1.0217 0.02198 46 45 1 0
7807 The glaciers are melting but there are more snowman than ever before: what’s with that? 1.0217 0.02198 46 45 1 0
7808 Jordan Peele's version of "Frosty the Snowman" 1.0217 0.02198 46 45 1 0
7809 I can't decide between homophobic, racist or anti-vaxer. 1.0217 0.02198 46 45 1 0
7810 that chick who drove across the country in diapers to kill her husband or whatever— how was she, as like a spaceman? on god i bet she was Super good 1.0213 0.02151 47 46 1 0
7811 Wait. Sorry. | forgot my umbrella. 1.0213 0.02151 47 46 1 0
7812 We will give you our undivided attention and do the dishes. 1.0213 0.02151 47 46 1 0
7813 They have all come back from the Dead to get even with you for letting them melt! 1.0213 0.02151 47 46 1 0
7814 H wants a Pom-Pom 1.0213 0.02151 47 46 1 0
7815 I said warm, not war, on Christmas 1.0213 0.02151 47 46 1 0
7816 For my next film what do you think -- Zombie Apocalypse or Climate Apocalypse? 1.0213 0.02151 47 46 1 0
7817 It's those out of work extras from Star Wars. Why? 1.0213 0.02151 47 46 1 0
7818 Do you feel a draft Ellen? 1.0213 0.02151 47 46 1 0
7819 Yikes, if only our bills could melt! 1.0213 0.02151 47 46 1 0
7820 They disapprove of knitter lovers. 1.0213 0.02151 47 46 1 0
7821 Here’s a good one Rey! Who is the best snow character in Star Wars? 1.0213 0.02151 47 46 1 0
7822 It says there is a seasonal sequel to March of the Penguins this year. 1.0213 0.02151 47 46 1 0
7823 I’m not buying you any more yarn for hats until all those snowflakes agree to go to the shelter. Global warming can’t clean them up soon enough for me. 1.0213 0.02151 47 46 1 0
7824 I've created a devoted niche of online followers, but how do I warm them up to become fee-payers? 1.0213 0.02151 47 46 1 0
7825 Every time I login to my PC and hear Jackie Vernon sing, we get visitors. 1.0213 0.02151 47 46 1 0
7826 There's a rumor you have a third breast. 1.0213 0.02151 47 46 1 0
7827 Honey... are you sure we can't adopt one? We could save money on the Electric Bill!! 1.0213 0.02151 47 46 1 0
7828 A little hot air from Greta Thunberg will melt away this problem. 1.0213 0.02151 47 46 1 0
7829 You better wear pinstripes from now on, Mr. Cole 1.0208 0.02105 48 47 1 0
7830 local weather: one hundred_global warming:zero 1.0208 0.02105 48 47 1 0
7831 MAY WE COME IN MAM? 1.0208 0.02105 48 47 1 0
7832 Looks like the CBD slushies are a hit 1.0208 0.02105 48 47 1 0
7833 It says here they're the Terracottr army of Buffalo. 1.0208 0.02105 48 47 1 0
7834 I hope they're not gathering to fly south for the winter. 1.0208 0.02105 48 47 1 0
7835 Baby, it's cold apocalypse outside. 1.0208 0.02105 48 47 1 0
7836 It says here that paranoia is prevalent in suburbia. 1.0208 0.02105 48 47 1 0
7837 Melt your way to get in! 1.0208 0.02105 48 47 1 0
7838 One small step for man, one giant leap for mankind ‘ ,Oh ok, you must be heading up to COP 25‘ 1.0204 0.02062 49 48 1 0
7839 We're heading north for the summer. 1.0204 0.02062 49 48 1 0
7840 Google 'Trump For 2020' rally, dear, and see if our house is listed. 1.0204 0.02062 49 48 1 0
7841 What's your poison? Daiquiris or margaritas? 1.0204 0.02062 49 48 1 0
7842 It must be racist, they’re all white. 1.0204 0.02062 49 48 1 0
7843 There 1.0204 0.02062 49 48 1 0
7844 Teachers, when snow days hit. 1.0204 0.02062 49 48 1 0
7845 It’s a climate change awareness group, in our living room. Who would have thought this day would come..? 1.0204 0.02062 49 48 1 0
7846 Shall | tell your wife you needed some space, sir? 1.0200 0.02020 50 49 1 0
7847 Blind date. Her friend said she loves men in uniform. 1.0200 0.02020 50 49 1 0
7848 They want to know why we don’t watch TV anymore. 1.0200 0.02020 50 49 1 0
7849 The ice tray is overflowing again. 1.0200 0.02020 50 49 1 0
7850 There is an upside to Snowman zombies... 1.0200 0.02020 50 49 1 0
7851 They see the laptop out, so they think I'm gonna JO. Just ignore them. They'll leave eventually, when they finally realize they're not gonna get to see my hog. 1.0200 0.02020 50 49 1 0
7852 And your wife, Mr Johnson? Did you leave her on the moon? 1.0196 0.01980 51 50 1 0
7853 So, let's explore these haunting misgivings you've experienced since having had radiant heat installed in your front yard. 1.0196 0.01980 51 50 1 0
7854 Today I am working from home. 1.0182 0.01835 55 54 1 0
7855 Bob Barker posted a meme of himself rolling his eyes. 1.0182 0.01835 55 54 1 0
7856 I told you, I won't eat mashed potato. 1.0179 0.01802 56 55 1 0
7857 My pitch Is still a bit long. 1.0000 0.02410 42 42 0 0
7858 Fancy dress party?” “Yeah, redundant job theme. 1.0000 0.02410 42 42 0 0
7859 Actually, just to the basement, where that obscure bathroom is. The freeze-dried ice cream really does a number on my digestive system. 1.0000 0.02469 41 41 0 0
7860 Sorry, we dont go that far up. 1.0000 0.02410 42 42 0 0
7861 Welcome back Mrs. Portman! - My name Is Lucy. 1.0000 0.02410 42 42 0 0
7862 « Haven’t you knit them enough winter clothing already? » 1.0000 0.02410 42 42 0 0
7863 Don't worry, I'm Googling it now Sugar Plum. 1.0000 0.02410 42 42 0 0
7864 No mouths, yet they demand knit hats and now scarves! I don't have enough wool to keep them at bay until spring! 1.0000 0.02410 42 42 0 0
7865 If you believe in global warming then you may as well believe in Frosty the Snowman. 1.0000 0.02469 41 41 0 0
7866 Honey, has the global warming protests hit the suburbs? 1.0000 0.02410 42 42 0 0
7867 Looks like we’re stuck here till April. 1.0000 0.02410 42 42 0 0
7868 I thought we could all binge watch together. 1.0000 0.02410 42 42 0 0
7869 Climate Change is Real 1.0000 0.02410 42 42 0 0
7870 If we let them in, they'll melt. 1.0000 0.02410 42 42 0 0
7871 It says here that climate migration will affect us too 1.0000 0.02410 42 42 0 0
7872 Sorry dear; my mistake to use our home address for my Herbal Long Life Tonic ad. 1.0000 0.02410 42 42 0 0
7873 Honey, we've got to turn up the heat in here. 1.0000 0.02410 42 42 0 0
7874 DO WE HAVE EXTRA CARROTS,CHARLES? 1.0000 0.02410 42 42 0 0
7875 You're right everyone is going to love that new cologne 1.0000 0.02410 42 42 0 0
7876 Looks like the snowflakes read your piece in the Wall Street Journal. 1.0000 0.02410 42 42 0 0
7877 What if you told them we’re considering divesting? 1.0000 0.02410 42 42 0 0
7878 Honey, I suspected the carrot and stick approach would end up backfiring. 1.0000 0.02410 42 42 0 0
7879 Let us in and we’ll make you a carrot cake ! 1.0000 0.02410 42 42 0 0
7880 How’s the knitwear for snowmen business working out for you? 1.0000 0.02410 42 42 0 0
7881 Looks like you had a busy afternoon. 1.0000 0.02410 42 42 0 0
7882 I told you this would happen, asshole. 1.0000 0.02410 42 42 0 0
7883 What snowman army? 1.0000 0.02469 41 41 0 0
7884 You know, Janice is hosting a clothing-drive in May 1.0000 0.02410 42 42 0 0
7885 Could we bring just a few in? It looks so warm out there. 1.0000 0.02410 42 42 0 0
7886 They'll see you when your sleeping, they know when you're awake! 1.0000 0.02410 42 42 0 0
7887 Hon, you know that corn cob pipe collection I’ve been hoping you’d part with? 1.0000 0.02410 42 42 0 0
7888 Did your press the wrong distribution list? 1.0000 0.02410 42 42 0 0
7889 Best to finish it before sunrise. 1.0000 0.02469 41 41 0 0
7890 Maybe we should take climate change more seriously. 1.0000 0.02410 42 42 0 0
7891 Honey, did you say you ordered us some small frosty’s from Wendy’s? 1.0000 0.02469 41 41 0 0
7892 I told you we should have built a wall instead. 1.0000 0.02410 42 42 0 0
7893 Well honey, you did want a white Christmas 1.0000 0.02469 41 41 0 0
7894 Fox News reports Frosty the Snowman was dreamt up by the left 1.0000 0.02410 42 42 0 0
7895 So that's where all my carrots are!" Or "Honey ,even the snowmen have it bigger than yours... 1.0000 0.02410 42 42 0 0
7896 Better turn down the thermostat 1.0000 0.02410 42 42 0 0
7897 They aren’t such jolly happy souls when in a mob apparently. Do we have a flamethrower? 1.0000 0.02410 42 42 0 0
7898 I think I offended some snowflakes with my recent post. 1.0000 0.02410 42 42 0 0
7899 They're loving that you keep it at 60 1.0000 0.02410 42 42 0 0
7900 Try to find this scarf on Amazon, dear 1.0000 0.02410 42 42 0 0
7901 Honey you did not tell anyone you were happy about global warming again, did you? 1.0000 0.02410 42 42 0 0
7902 Your knits have a following, I see. 1.0000 0.02410 42 42 0 0
7903 Of course 'I'm dreaming of a white Christmas' is racist. And snowmen stand for the KKK. 1.0000 0.02410 42 42 0 0
7904 Google says “keep calm and cast on.” 1.0000 0.02410 42 42 0 0
7905 If they sing Frosty one more time... 1.0000 0.02410 42 42 0 0
7906 What? It's our turn. 1.0000 0.02410 42 42 0 0
7907 Weather's supposed to be frosty today. 1.0000 0.02410 42 42 0 0
7908 Honey, I fear the ghosts of pre-climate change Christmas Past are here... 1.0000 0.02469 41 41 0 0
7909 I'm googleing" Threats to humans by carrot nosed snowmen." 1.0000 0.02469 41 41 0 0
7910 Please stop tweeting about the scarf that I knitted for Frosty. 1.0000 0.02410 42 42 0 0
7911 I told you to tweet snow people!!!! but you juuuust wouldn’t listen 1.0000 0.02410 42 42 0 0
7912 Google says that carrots are a good source of beta carotene. 1.0000 0.02410 42 42 0 0
7913 According to Weather.com, sunrise is at 7:06am. 1.0000 0.02469 41 41 0 0
7914 They wanna know what we’re doinlim.ate change. 1.0000 0.02410 42 42 0 0
7915 Don't your remember, dear? Our planet's existential threat is no longer global warming. It's climate change. 1.0000 0.02410 42 42 0 0
7916 Google says they’re coming from Greenland. 1.0000 0.02410 42 42 0 0
7917 I love that you're a creative knitter, but you may have gone overboard this year. 1.0000 0.02410 42 42 0 0
7918 Did you want the weather forecast for Miami? 1.0000 0.02410 42 42 0 0
7919 You'd better put on "It's a Wonderful Life," and be quick about it. 1.0000 0.02410 42 42 0 0
7920 I would hurry, they'll be gone by spring. 1.0000 0.02410 42 42 0 0
7921 Fifty scarves please. We are buying local this year. 1.0000 0.02410 42 42 0 0
7922 I told you that would happen if you knit a cap for only one of them. 1.0000 0.02410 42 42 0 0
7923 Frosty warned us about the greenhouse...gases 1.0000 0.02410 42 42 0 0
7924 I ordered a Frozen Flash Mob and this is what I got. 1.0000 0.02410 42 42 0 0
7925 I’ll order you a few dozen skeins. 1.0000 0.02410 42 42 0 0
7926 The karma of cheating. Everytime you swipe left, they come. 1.0000 0.02410 42 42 0 0
7927 Our knitted hats online store has been having some success lately. 1.0000 0.02410 42 42 0 0
7928 They’re back for more of you’re knitting! 1.0000 0.02410 42 42 0 0
7929 Their lawyer recognizes they are overstating their case. 1.0000 0.02410 42 42 0 0
7930 you shouldn't have promised them all sweaters 1.0000 0.02410 42 42 0 0
7931 They're from all around the neighborhoods - I invited them over for iced chocolate. 1.0000 0.02410 42 42 0 0
7932 Now look what you've started. Gonna have to pick up the knitting pace, Honey. 1.0000 0.02410 42 42 0 0
7933 They think you are Greta Thunberg. 1.0000 0.02410 42 42 0 0
7934 Thumpety thump thump, Thumpety thump thump, "Rick, "I'm worried a little bit." Thumpety thump thump, Thumpety thump thump, "Karen, I'm tired of your shit." 1.0000 0.02410 42 42 0 0
7935 I'm Googling the section on knit and pearl. 1.0000 0.02410 42 42 0 0
7936 Honey, perchance did you order scarves and woolen hats through Amazon, eBay, or Snowden? 1.0000 0.02410 42 42 0 0
7937 It must be the carrots. They never acted this way when we used lumps of coal. 1.0000 0.02410 42 42 0 0
7938 I’m trying to find the collective noun for a large group of snow people. 1.0000 0.02410 42 42 0 0
7939 Knit faster - -It seems they unionized and Demand matching Sweaters 1.0000 0.02410 42 42 0 0
7940 I found my missing carrots. 1.0000 0.02410 42 42 0 0
7941 Weatherman says it's so cold even the snowmen will want to come in. Really? 1.0000 0.02410 42 42 0 0
7942 I’m contacting someone to help with the hat production. 1.0000 0.02410 42 42 0 0
7943 Googling" "What Exactly Do Snowmen Do at Night..." 1.0000 0.02410 42 42 0 0
7944 The rental contract for this cottage does say it's in Snowman's Land. 1.0000 0.02410 42 42 0 0
7945 If it weren't having to mop the floor, I'd let them all in just to teach them a lesson. 1.0000 0.02410 42 42 0 0
7946 Dear, the hardworkin', loyal snowmen of the rust belt cities are outside, and it appears that they have been "snowed" 1.0000 0.02410 42 42 0 0
7947 Says here they’ve unionized and are demanding that climate change talks restart before the January thaw. 1.0000 0.02410 42 42 0 0
7948 ....And 142 pounds of carrots at $1.49 a pound is a little too much for your snowmen hobby ... 1.0000 0.02410 42 42 0 0
7949 The snowmen are getting restless. 1.0000 0.02410 42 42 0 0
7950 Somehow, I’ve triggered a flash mob on global warming. 1.0000 0.02410 42 42 0 0
7951 I'LL tell you how they got organized. After the first ten, it was easy! Just don't look directly in their coal. 1.0000 0.02410 42 42 0 0
7952 You're right, some men are attracted to a frigid woman 1.0000 0.02410 42 42 0 0
7953 I’m googling how to knit hats for snowmen. 1.0000 0.02410 42 42 0 0
7954 No, nothing in the HOA rules about flash mobs being illegal, why? 1.0000 0.02410 42 42 0 0
7955 Remember back in college when you dressed up in snowface for a sorority party? Yeah, it's viral. 1.0000 0.02410 42 42 0 0
7956 No, I don't hear anything going "thumpety-thump-thump." Why? 1.0000 0.02410 42 42 0 0
7957 Honey, I think your 'snowball effect' jokes have gone viral! 1.0000 0.02410 42 42 0 0
7958 The Revenge of the Frozen Embryos 1.0000 0.02410 42 42 0 0
7959 Final scene: the snowmen on Elm St. seek revenge on their creator. 1.0000 0.02410 42 42 0 0
7960 - Don't worry darling, this is normal in winter. The leaves of the trees always fall. 1.0000 0.02410 42 42 0 0
7961 Have you considered simply donating them to a charity instead? 1.0000 0.02410 42 42 0 0
7962 I found the seed catalogue and I am ordering more carrots right now. 1.0000 0.02410 42 42 0 0
7963 Now you did it Sheryl, they know you knit 1.0000 0.02410 42 42 0 0
7964 I think we screwed up our Amazon order! 1.0000 0.02410 42 42 0 0