Contest #691


Cartoon

691

The winning captions

These captions are chosen by The New Yorker.

  1. “Great, now they all want a scarf.”
  2. “Invite them in if you want to get rid of them.”
  3. “Well, he did say he’d be back again someday.”


Name Value
Submission deadline 2019-12-22T23:50:00.000Z
Voting started -
Voting ended 2020-01-12T23:51:00.000Z
Finalists announced 2020-01-06T23:50:00.000Z
Magazine(s) announcing finalists issued January 13, 2020
Number of captions 7965
Number of responses 997887
Number of participants -


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In this table, the "mean" means the empirically measured average funniness score when the "unfunny", "somewhat funny" and "funny" receive a funniness score of 1, 2, 3 respectively. "Precison" is the standard error of the mean, the standard deviation of the mean estimate. With that, a caption with an empirical mean μ and precision σ has true mean in the range [μ - 2σ, μ + 2σ] with 95% probability by the 68-95-99.7 rule assuming the responses are indepedent and identically distributed.

Rank Caption Mean Precision Total votes "Unfunny" votes "Somewhat funny" votes "Funny" votes
0 See? Now they ALL want scarves. 2.1499 0.01150 4202 900 1772 1530
1 …because no one is paying any attention to our northern border. 2.0272 0.00899 7717 2314 2884 2519
2 Why yes, I did accidentally back over our snowman. Why do you ask? 1.9857 0.01434 2940 910 1162 868
3 Invite them in if you want to get rid of them. 1.9619 0.00886 8160 2776 2921 2463
4 I listed our freezer on Airbnb. 1.9542 0.00898 7540 2492 2908 2140
5 Don't worry, they're armless. 1.9289 0.00873 8055 2778 3072 2205
6 Honey, I haven't seen this many fat white men in one place since the inauguration. 1.9246 0.00909 8478 3310 2497 2671
7 I believe the correct term is "snowpeople". 1.8935 0.00975 6113 2137 2490 1486
8 Don't mind them. They've just never seen a black guy in a New Yorker cartoon before. 1.8905 0.01086 5782 2327 1764 1691
9 Honey I found it. A group of snowmen is called a squall. 1.8698 0.01347 3203 1166 1288 749
10 To be fair honey they did say they'd be back again someday. 1.8566 0.01077 5403 2142 1897 1364
11 and then I said, ' you and what army, snowflake?'. 1.8451 0.02097 1453 594 490 369
12 Not exactly the twenty-four carats I was hoping for. 1.8364 0.01396 3197 1300 1120 777
13 Do as I say. Walk slowly to the bathroom and grab a hair dryer. 1.8328 0.01721 1908 725 777 406
14 That does it. I'm calling ICE. 1.8277 0.01067 5608 2356 1862 1390
15 How long have the kids been outside? 1.8172 0.01654 2194 895 805 494
16 This article says that global warming will create an unprecedented refugee crises. 1.8022 0.01005 6111 2621 2084 1406
17 Well, you're just going to have to knit faster. 1.7999 0.01881 1474 561 647 266
18 Looks like the scarf was a hit! 1.7984 0.01896 1473 568 634 271
19 I warned you, Myra, knit a hat and scarf for one and they'd ALL want them. 1.7956 0.00985 5758 2323 2291 1144
20 It's the winter of their discontent. 1.7908 0.01258 3948 1732 1310 906
21 And they say we don't need a border wall with Canada. 1.7888 0.00945 6729 2884 2384 1461
22 The last time we let them in the basement flooded. 1.7887 0.01224 3620 1444 1497 679
23 How many times did you ask Alexa 'do you want to build a snowman?' 1.7510 0.01129 4583 2051 1622 910
24 They want to watch Frozen. 1.7466 0.01047 5391 2456 1848 1087
25 I told you the suburbs lacked diversity. 1.7358 0.01057 5091 2301 1835 955
26 I told you - make a scarf for one of them, they'd all want one. 1.7334 0.00957 6324 2900 2212 1212
27 Alexa, turn on the sprinklers. 1.7074 0.01260 3729 1811 1199 719
28 HA! Get this. Amazon says it's selling snowmen...I just ordered one-thousand of them...let's see how they handle that! 1.6987 0.01255 3907 1978 1132 797
29 Well, this situation certainly snowballed rather quickly. 1.6958 0.01247 3600 1725 1248 627
30 I’m telling you a collection of snowmen is called an abomination. 1.6953 0.01318 3426 1700 1070 656
31 Don't worry, I'm sure they will be gone by spring. 1.6947 0.01390 2624 1188 1049 387
32 Ignore them. Last time you let them in, they had a major meltdown... 1.6843 0.01785 1758 857 599 302
33 They know you work for big coal. You can see it in their eyes. 1.6774 0.01578 2260 1118 753 389
34 No wonder the kids were so tired. 1.6727 0.01227 3593 1752 1265 576
35 I'd knit faster if I were you. 1.6644 0.01180 3966 1983 1331 652
36 Honey, did you list a vintage corn cob pipe on eBay? 1.6565 0.01907 1505 759 504 242
37 No worries. They're not armed. 1.6537 0.01549 2076 1001 793 282
38 So then I took the carrot off his face and played fetch with the dog. Why? 1.6506 0.01290 3555 1889 1019 647
39 Honey, you must read this article about how many amazing things you miss by always looking at a screen 1.6498 0.02398 931 469 319 143
40 There must have been some magic in those old wool hats you knit. 1.6457 0.01858 1555 790 526 239
41 So why do you believe climate change is already at our front door? 1.6431 0.02310 933 458 350 125
42 Hey, Marge, here's a gadget that says it sends a signal that only a snowman can hear. Can you believe that? Honestly, people will fall for anything. 1.6383 0.02341 976 501 327 148
43 Okay Honey, first thing tomorrow I will put up a fence . . . and have Norway pay for it. 1.6371 0.01538 2444 1311 709 424
44 It's like a Trump rally but with smarter folks 1.6368 0.02106 1371 756 357 258
45 Of course, global warming forces species to move to new locations for survival. Why do you ask? 1.6321 0.01229 3580 1874 1151 555
46 From the looks of them, I'd guess Republicans. 1.6293 0.01531 2533 1395 682 456
47 So, I says to the guy in the snowman outfit, ""Yeah? You and what army?" 1.6255 0.01693 1933 1033 591 309
48 Looks like your women's night ad had a typo on the "no men" wanted. 1.6210 0.02168 1198 650 352 196
49 Waldo's four back and three from the left 1.6209 0.01419 2754 1483 832 439
50 Would it be considered murder if we let them inside? 1.6192 0.02027 1200 611 435 154
51 Now you know how I feel when I go to your family reunions. 1.6189 0.01680 2023 1110 574 339
52 This says that Greta Thunberg is influencing activism in some unexpected places. 1.6160 0.02384 914 480 305 129
53 Here's an odd typo: the weather bureau has just issued a "Frosties" warning. 1.6125 0.01824 1564 827 516 221
54 Turn up the heat, just in case... 1.6121 0.01214 3372 1746 1188 438
55 Told you. If you knit it,they will come. 1.6098 0.02849 633 334 212 87
56 Classic example of the snowball effect. 1.6070 0.01375 2893 1583 864 446
57 Trust me, they're better off out there. 1.6026 0.01336 2884 1543 944 397
58 Did Stephen King ever write a Christmas story? 1.5912 0.01585 2177 1225 619 333
59 What do you mean, you’re getting cold stares? 1.5903 0.02064 1157 619 393 145
60 They did say they'll be back again someday. 1.5835 0.01716 1688 917 557 214
61 They've crossed that fine line between yuletide charm and creepy. 1.5819 0.02253 995 546 319 130
62 Another group of angry white men? What did you post this time? 1.5817 0.02532 796 439 251 106
63 Climate refugees, I presume. 1.5741 0.02247 979 539 318 122
64 Don't engage.....it's going to hit 50 tomorrow. 1.5732 0.01336 2826 1573 886 367
65 You don't put out food for raccoons, and you don't knit hats for snowmen! 1.5725 0.02486 765 414 264 87
66 Like I said. If you knit it, they will come. 1.5694 0.01463 2320 1290 739 291
67 I may have backed in to one on my way to the store -- why? 1.5673 0.01678 1819 1037 535 247
68 The role of Frosty has been filled. Thank you for your interest. 1.5654 0.01643 1859 1051 567 241
69 Right! A snowman flash mob. Like that's going to happen. 1.5638 0.01913 1355 760 426 169
70 Sure, but a short party. I'll turn up the heat and we'll be in bed by 11. 1.5637 0.02625 667 362 234 71
71 Hell may have just frozen over. 1.5571 0.01908 1393 798 414 181
72 I told them we welcome global warming refugees. 1.5503 0.01611 1888 1080 578 230
73 Dad! How many times can I tell you not to"reply all? 1.5452 0.01565 2159 1285 571 303
74 They’re probably wondering who made us too... 1.5414 0.02861 567 321 185 61
75 It's not just the weather outside that's frightful... 1.5370 0.02696 622 351 208 63
76 I told you, if you made a scarf for one of them, they'd all want one. 1.5323 0.02156 1007 581 316 110
77 I think you have to say "Snow-People", dear. 1.5319 0.01734 1615 947 477 191
78 I know you worked hard on them, but they're starting to creep me out. 1.5316 0.01683 1738 1025 502 211
79 Looks like your scarf business has really snowballed, Honey. 1.5306 0.02465 767 443 241 83
80 Put. Down. The scarf. 1.5298 0.02712 638 370 198 70
81 Snow 'persons' dear. 1.5288 0.01873 1286 743 409 134
82 Invite them in. I'll get the mop. 1.5268 0.01786 1551 924 437 190
83 I accepted Frosty's friend request and it all just snowballed from there. 1.5221 0.02100 1088 645 318 125
84 I invited everyone to come over and chill. 1.5199 0.02861 577 341 172 64
85 Great, now they all want a scarf. 1.5192 0.01791 1456 858 440 158
86 It says here, if you pay no attention to them, they will go away by spring. 1.5164 0.01760 1402 807 466 129
87 It'll be a cold day in hell before he gets re-elected. 1.5149 0.02018 1309 820 304 185
88 I told you, if you knit one of them a scarf, they’ll all want one. 1.5138 0.01941 1372 850 339 183
89 It's snowing men! 1.5132 0.02898 608 375 154 79
90 There's no people like snow people... 1.5128 0.02449 823 501 222 100
91 Did you see this? Trump opened the border with Canada. 1.5074 0.02055 1216 759 297 160
92 It’s your turn to walk the dog. 1.5058 0.02191 1036 640 268 128
93 I warned you! Now they'll all be wanting scarves. 1.5057 0.01981 1230 751 336 143
94 Says here Frosty has locked your account and you need to come up with 54 more scarves to get the password... 1.5029 0.02982 523 316 151 56
95 Honey, the edibles just kicked in. 1.5019 0.03006 526 321 146 59
96 Somehow a rumor got started that Greta Thunberg is staying here. 1.5010 0.02210 1022 637 258 127
97 But of course, there are more of them. That's the snowball effect. 1.5005 0.02172 1075 675 262 138
98 Yes, Karen. I always keep everything you knit for me. 1.5005 0.02060 1103 671 312 120
99 Still, it beats your mother visiting. 1.5000 0.02220 1034 651 249 134
100 Are you posting about climate change being a hoax again? 1.4993 0.02529 733 447 206 80
101 It’s called a “drift” of snowmen, dear, not a “gaggle”. 1.4991 0.02052 1100 668 315 117
102 Honey, call Parson Brown. 1.4943 0.02235 1060 684 228 148
103 Did you tell anyone about our new walk-in freezer? 1.4942 0.02088 1034 629 300 105
104 Nothing to worry about. They know we have a thermostat. 1.4928 0.02102 1035 634 293 108
105 Poor guys... must be freezing their snowballs off. 1.4924 0.03215 461 286 123 52
106 Giving them the last of our charcoal briquettes will put smiles on their faces. 1.4924 0.02209 1046 667 243 136
107 Knit faster. They're getting cold. 1.4897 0.02154 1021 635 272 114
108 Hey Alexa, set living room temperature to 80. 1.4897 0.02242 970 613 241 116
109 You're right; the weather outside really is frightful. 1.4882 0.02384 807 497 226 84
110 Looks like the cold front's finally arrived. 1.4880 0.03130 457 279 133 45
111 I'm just saying, they might be snowwomen. 1.4858 0.02204 949 588 261 100
112 ...or you could just close the drapes. 1.4858 0.02891 527 321 156 50
113 I told you this neighborhood was too white for us. 1.4839 0.02278 930 590 231 109
114 Just keep knitting..... 1.4835 0.02721 546 324 180 42
115 The impeachment hearings energized his base of uneducated white men. 1.4833 0.02559 809 531 165 113
116 I warned you he'd tell the others you knit him that scarf 1.4824 0.02241 939 590 245 104
117 He said he’d be back again someday, but he didn’t mention anything about bringing his friends. 1.4803 0.02258 912 572 242 98
118 This is incredible, hon. My Instagram account says I have 100,000 snowmen following me. 1.4788 0.02256 898 561 244 93
119 They’ll stay out there until they learn not to make puddles in the house. 1.4770 0.02501 761 484 191 86
120 A murder of crows, a pod of whales, it doesn't say what a bunch of snowmen are called. 1.4761 0.02409 878 574 190 114
121 It was easier than shoveling. 1.4755 0.02409 795 501 210 84
122 The traditional expression is ‘a wolf at the door’, but this is fairly unsettling, too.” 1.4753 0.02471 831 543 181 107
123 That explains why the grocery store ran out of carrots today. 1.4744 0.02484 664 402 209 53
124 Did you hear a thumpity thump thump? 1.4733 0.02434 731 452 212 67
125 The icemen cometh. 1.4725 0.02392 781 489 215 77
126 Do you find the new neighbors a little cold? 1.4721 0.02437 788 504 197 87
127 Jeez. What the hell happens in the second verse of “Frosty the Snowman?” 1.4714 0.02461 683 417 210 56
128 You should never have knitted that first scarf. 1.4700 0.02423 817 527 196 94
129 Illegals from Antarctica. 1.4699 0.02666 647 411 168 68
130 Most of ‘em will leave after Jeopardy. 1.4684 0.02382 807 513 210 84
131 I know, honey, but to let them in would be genocide... 1.4681 0.03011 455 279 139 37
132 Put carrots on the list. 1.4680 0.02403 782 495 208 79
133 Well, he did say he'd be back again some day. 1.4680 0.02429 797 514 194 89
134 I can’t believe we wasted all that money beefing up the southern border. 1.4665 0.02509 716 454 190 72
135 OMG! Amazon was supposed to deliver sno-cones!!! 1.4650 0.02625 772 522 141 109
136 I guess it doesn’t surprise me they are all white and male. 1.4632 0.02616 721 475 158 88
137 So who is Parson Brown? 1.4624 0.02635 651 416 169 66
138 Thank God they're not wearing MAGA hats 1.4620 0.02983 539 352 125 62
139 Yes, I may have posted something about making snow women. Why do you ask? 1.4584 0.02610 709 467 159 83
140 Don't worry, they don't have the balls to come in. 1.4580 0.02508 703 449 186 68
141 Look, darling, it seems our all-white neighborhood is still adjusting to our mixed race marriage. 1.4580 0.02477 679 425 197 57
142 It says here we are in for a monster snow man storm 1.4576 0.02703 695 467 138 90
143 I miss Calvin and Hobbes too. 1.4570 0.02752 604 391 150 63
144 And flamethrower is all one word, right? 1.4566 0.03182 403 251 120 32
145 Yep, the weather service just issued a Frosty advisory warning. 1.4557 0.02511 689 439 186 64
146 If you want them to go away, just let them in. 1.4553 0.02599 593 368 180 45
147 I didn’t think my Amazon order was going through so I kept clicking.... 1.4551 0.02591 690 450 166 74
148 It seems our new home was built on a snowman burial ground. 1.4531 0.02971 512 332 128 52
149 Don’t worry, tomorrow is sunny and 85. 1.4515 0.02676 660 436 150 74
150 Yes dear, there are still three without hats. 1.4497 0.02837 487 303 149 35
151 There's something on the news about a million man march against global warming. 1.4470 0.02799 604 402 134 68
152 You shouldn’t have called the first one abominable. 1.4451 0.02980 474 304 129 41
153 I still think you should have your hairdryer ready, just in case." 1.4435 0.02871 478 301 142 35
154 Oops. I think I hit "reply all." 1.4430 0.02715 605 397 148 60
155 Chill out hun, they'll be gone by April. 1.4424 0.02598 599 386 163 50
156 I found Waldo! 1.4402 0.02830 577 385 130 62
157 Don’t worry. They’re snowflakes 1.4401 0.02997 584 408 95 81
158 They only *think* they want to sit by the fire. 1.4389 0.02716 565 365 152 48
159 Only 126 scarves to go. 1.4371 0.02815 572 381 132 59
160 No worries. I’ll set up a firewall. 1.4357 0.03112 482 325 104 53
161 Err... honey? Did you read Timmy's letter to Santa before putting it in the mail? 1.4355 0.02942 434 273 133 28
162 According to this, we're on their migratory path from North Dakota. 1.4345 0.02718 557 361 150 46
163 Would you describe their stares as “cold” or “frosty” 1.4343 0.02774 548 358 142 48
164 I’m going to need more yarn. 1.4343 0.02857 548 365 128 55
165 Don't worry, it's for their own good. 1.4327 0.02951 550 376 110 64
166 Wow. I have to say I'm very surprised. Did it even occur to you that they could be snow women? 1.4286 0.03230 385 250 105 30
167 They're worried about climate change. 1.4277 0.02856 498 328 129 41
168 They're harmless as long as the heater's on. 1.4252 0.02976 508 344 112 52
169 Hold on, googling "zombie snowman apocalypse"..." 1.4252 0.03002 508 346 108 54
170 They want us to do something about global warming 1.4251 0.03251 374 243 103 28
171 The kids have had way too many snow days this year. 1.4249 0.02809 506 330 137 39
172 Next thing you know, they’ll want sweaters. 1.4245 0.02728 497 317 149 31
173 Honey, remember the bag of carrots that disappeared? 1.4241 0.02788 481 308 142 31
174 The White Walkers are in the Christmas spirit. 1.4235 0.03177 503 356 81 66
175 Knit one a pair of socks and let's see what he does. 1.4234 0.02946 496 332 118 46
176 Tell them it says the convention is at The Hilton, not the Hiltons. 1.4224 0.03115 483 333 96 54
177 I think it's a rally against global warming. 1.4209 0.02984 487 328 113 46
178 It says they're armless. 1.4203 0.03044 483 329 105 49
179 You're anti coal and a vegetarian. You had to know they would come for you. 1.4194 0.02835 484 316 133 35
180 It says the collective noun is a "chill". 1.4193 0.03071 477 326 102 49
181 Says here it’s called a slush mob. 1.4186 0.02986 473 317 114 42
182 I guess the icemen cometh... 1.4168 0.03152 463 320 93 50
183 Day 34: Rations are nearly depleted, and the snowmen show no signs of melting. Morale is low. 1.4162 0.03588 334 226 77 31
184 Without the scarf, he’s just a snowman. With it, he’s the alpha. 1.4161 0.03124 447 304 100 43
185 You better keep knitting honey. I told you they'd all want one. 1.4159 0.03087 464 317 101 46
186 Just the sight of a hair dryer should do the trick. 1.4152 0.03060 460 312 105 43
187 Someone on Reddit suggests 'flurry'... 'A flurry of snowmen'... why do you ask? 1.4148 0.03116 458 314 98 46
188 He said he’d be back again some day, but he didn’t say he’d be bringing all of his damn relatives. 1.4144 0.03073 444 299 106 39
189 You had to give the scarf to the one who's an Instagram influencer. 1.4132 0.02938 455 301 120 34
190 I still say, snowman flash mobs are just creepy. 1.4128 0.03095 436 296 101 39
191 Please, Hank, it’s Christmas! What is the harm in letting them come inside to warm up for a few minutes by the fireplace? 1.4126 0.02962 446 295 118 33
192 Well honey, at least someone appreciates your hand-knitted scarves this year." 1.4124 0.02939 451 298 120 33
193 Your “Snow Blown For Free “ sign seems to be attracting a weird crowd 1.4110 0.03422 382 264 79 39
194 They did say this was a very white neighborhood ... 1.4106 0.03151 397 264 103 30
195 But they need SOMETHING so I can tell them apart. 1.4104 0.03232 441 308 85 48
196 Days like this I miss our small apartment on the 9th floor. 1.4102 0.03128 412 276 103 33
197 Don't make eye contact. Close the drapes! 1.4100 0.03322 439 312 74 53
198 Apparently, it's like a zombie apocalypse, only merrier. 1.4100 0.03166 422 287 97 38
199 I warned you that letting the dog pee on the snowman would have repercussions. 1.4096 0.04754 188 128 43 17
200 Maybe it's our neighbors' way of saying they don't need any more of your knitwear. 1.4088 0.03308 433 306 77 50
201 Don’t quit now. Only 12 more caps and 37 scarfs. 1.4084 0.02994 431 286 114 31
202 I thought this would stop when we moved to Miami. 1.4083 0.03092 436 296 102 38
203 Honey... Get the salt. 1.4075 0.02976 427 282 116 29
204 say what you will, but I think the Klan is much less intimidating in their holiday outfits 1.4061 0.03313 426 301 77 48
205 Maybe it's time for Calvin to come inside. 1.4057 0.03152 424 290 96 38
206 I told you they'd all want a scarf. 1.4057 0.03341 424 301 74 49
207 This is nuts, some guy is reporting that his front yard is full of red nosed reindeer 1.4053 0.03382 375 258 82 35
208 Relax tomorrow's high is 48 degrees 1.4052 0.03072 422 284 105 33
209 Talk about a snowball effect. 1.4052 0.03163 422 289 95 38
210 I misread the forecast. It wasn't "lots of snow, man." 1.4045 0.03114 403 270 103 30
211 Says here they're asking to be added to the endangered species list. 1.4044 0.03164 408 277 97 34
212 Well, he did say that he'd be back again someday. 1.4043 0.03175 418 289 90 39
213 Well, the weather outside is frightful... 1.4043 0.03202 418 288 91 39
214 It's global swarming. 1.4041 0.03281 391 268 88 35
215 So that's why you bought so many carrots. 1.4039 0.03295 411 287 82 42
216 I think they're upset about what our dog did. 1.4024 0.03017 410 272 111 27
217 That's odd, did you notice the snake in our lampshade. 1.4016 0.03340 381 263 83 35
218 Stop worrying. It's an unarmed revolt. 1.4015 0.03278 401 278 85 38
219 I’ve got chills; they’re multiplying. 1.4005 0.03333 382 264 83 35
220 Don't show fear, they can smell it. Just get up slowly, go to bathroom and get your hairdryer and a couple of extension cords. 1.4000 0.03302 400 279 82 39
221 While you're on Amazon, I'm going to need a lot more wool. 1.4000 0.03106 400 269 102 29
222 Maybe it was the wording in your ad about snowblowing jobs. 1.3990 0.03457 396 284 66 46
223 Oh,the weather outside is frightening 1.3984 0.03340 384 267 81 36
224 It says here "the weather outside is frightful..." 1.3984 0.03236 384 262 91 31
225 They're just drifters. 1.3972 0.03302 355 240 89 26
226 They say they will continue the protest until Trump rejoins the Paris Accords. 1.3963 0.03347 376 261 81 34
227 Relax. Come spring all your concerns will just melt away. 1.3958 0.03338 384 268 80 36
228 They didn't predict this much accumulation. 1.3958 0.03234 384 263 90 31
229 Same thing every year. All men. 1.3958 0.03369 379 265 78 36
230 Apparently snow flakes are organizing 1.3953 0.03271 344 230 92 22
231 So you'll be able to pick out "ours" ?? 1.3945 0.03526 365 260 66 39
232 I told you this would happen. This is just like that time you fed a stray cat. 1.3931 0.03219 379 259 91 29
233 In the meadow we should have made some snowwomen too. 1.3931 0.03325 379 264 81 34
234 Told you we needed a border wall with Canada 1.3920 0.03413 375 265 73 37
235 I may have posted something about the President as a rotund beast, the color of carrots and a souls as dark as a snowman’s coal black eyes. Why? 1.3914 0.03426 373 264 72 37
236 You are so right, Frank, nothing I could see outside this window could ever be so puzzling, captivating, or worrisome as what is on your computer screen. 1.3906 0.03328 361 249 83 29
237 Tell me again why you didn’t face them toward the street. 1.3902 0.03232 369 252 90 27
238 Just show them your hairdryer and they’ll go away. 1.3895 0.03179 362 244 95 23
239 It supposed to be 50* tomorrow. That’s when we make our move. 1.3893 0.05191 149 103 34 12
240 Putting a face on climate change really makes it hit home. 1.3890 0.03278 365 251 86 28
241 I wondered what happened to all our carrots. 1.3890 0.03301 365 252 84 29
242 The sequel by the Coen brothers, No Country for Snow Men, wasn't quite as successful. 1.3889 0.03456 342 238 75 29
243 It's amazing--you can order anything on Amazon. 1.3886 0.03259 368 253 87 28
244 oh, it was the minimum order to get free shipping 1.3878 0.03302 361 249 84 28
245 I told you...you make one a scarf and they'll all want one. 1.3872 0.03497 359 256 67 36
246 Call Greta 1.3870 0.03371 354 246 79 29
247 I'm not racist, but they all look alike to me. 1.3866 0.03314 344 235 85 24
248 Who is going to tell them he melted? 1.3857 0.03299 350 240 85 25
249 You're thinking of the terracotta army. 1.3844 0.03169 346 232 95 19
250 You’re going to need more yarn. 1.3830 0.03272 342 233 87 22
251 I think they’re upset that we throw their testicles at each other for fun. 1.3828 0.03849 303 219 52 32
252 Just don’t make eye contact 1.3824 0.03257 340 231 88 21
253 I told you this would happen if you kept knitting those hats for them. 1.3819 0.03238 343 233 89 21
254 Message received, Karen. I’m ordering the blinds now. 1.3819 0.03442 343 241 73 29
255 It's the million snowman march against climate change. 1.3812 0.03380 341 237 78 26
256 They did say they would be back again some day. 1.3812 0.03578 341 245 62 34
257 Stay calm... walk slowly to the bathroom and bring me your blow dryer. 1.3808 0.03510 323 226 71 26
258 they know I ran over a snowman this morning 1.3798 0.03483 337 238 70 29
259 They're becoming abominable. 1.3795 0.03442 332 232 74 26
260 It says here that no two of them are alike. 1.3791 0.03446 335 235 73 27
261 You're going to need a lot more yarn! 1.3791 0.03420 335 234 75 26
262 Now you’ve done it, they’ll all want a cap and muffler now. 1.3791 0.03232 335 227 89 19
263 That’s not what I meant when I asked for 24 carats. 1.3789 0.03598 322 229 64 29
264 I think the children have too much free time. 1.3784 0.03271 333 227 86 20
265 I guess I shouldn't have bragged about our walk-in freezer. 1.3784 0.03486 333 235 70 28
266 There must have been some magic in that old silk hat you stole. 1.3781 0.03558 320 226 67 27
267 I warned you. Now they ALL want scarves. 1.3780 0.03576 328 234 64 30
268 I had to order that many just to get free shipping. 1.3766 0.03589 316 224 65 27
269 They want to laugh and play, just the same as you and me. 1.3765 0.03465 332 234 71 27
270 Your relatives from Saskatchewan are here. 1.3765 0.03619 332 240 59 33
271 The blizzard update says: expect angry winds to bring mass accumulation. 1.3762 0.03564 319 226 66 27
272 I’m tweeting that you’re knitting as fast as you can! 1.3761 0.03365 327 226 79 22
273 They all want pussy hats 1.3761 0.03608 327 235 61 31
274 They're singing White Christmas. Must be the Republican Evangelical Chorale. 1.3754 0.03570 325 232 64 29
275 Here's an unusual story, Honey: "Carrots missing from Whole Foods, Costco, and other stores" 1.3754 0.03543 325 231 66 28
276 Try googling 'crowd of snowmen outside window. 1.3746 0.03335 323 222 81 20
277 I think the Ghosts of Climate Change Past are paying us a visit. 1.3742 0.03342 326 225 80 21
278 Are you ordering more yarn?" "No. New drapes 1.3738 0.03785 321 237 48 36
279 All white, with knit scarves and toques, is NOT diversity. 1.3734 0.03849 308 227 47 34
280 Think they want you to knit them some pussy hats? 1.3722 0.03766 317 233 50 34
281 I knew giving Frosty a penis was a mistake... 1.3714 0.03647 315 227 59 29
282 Don't look now, but the icemen cometh. 1.3714 0.03563 315 224 65 26
283 It looks like the whole movement snowballed. 1.3706 0.03432 313 218 74 21
284 Alexa, turn on the patio heaters? 1.3693 0.03390 306 211 77 18
285 Let me double check my Craigslist post, I may have listed the snowblower under 'personals'. 1.3684 0.03825 304 224 48 32
286 The forecast does say that the weather outside is frightful. 1.3681 0.03624 307 220 61 26
287 ``Oh, honey, I'll just knit one hat. It'll be fun.'' 1.3677 0.03232 310 210 86 14
288 Breaking News: It says that Frosty was a prolific sperm donor. 1.3673 0.03737 294 212 56 26
289 Just don’t make eye contact. Spring is only a few months away. 1.3672 0.03757 305 223 52 30
290 It's just some more of those climate change activists. 1.3672 0.03395 305 211 76 18
291 I'm looking it up right now... Google says, 'Snowmen are made of snow, and they don't come to life.' So I wouldn't worry about it. 1.3672 0.03331 305 209 80 16
292 For the last time, Dear, I told you there's no danger from climate change. 1.3663 0.03344 303 208 79 16
293 Dear Senator, It's time to do something about climate change. 1.3663 0.03626 303 217 61 25
294 Yes I posted the add for unheated garage space. Why? 1.3655 0.03476 290 201 72 17
295 I told you giving a scarf to that one was a bad idea. 1.3654 0.03673 301 217 58 26
296 Don't you remember the last time you brought them in to warm up? 1.3649 0.03685 296 213 58 25
297 Ever felt existential dread? 1.3643 0.03733 280 200 58 22
298 You know if they come in, they'll have a meltdown. 1.3639 0.03607 294 209 63 22
299 You knit one of them a scarf, then they all want one. 1.3639 0.03702 294 212 57 25
300 George, there truly isn’t a thing worth looking up from your laptop for, is there? 1.3636 0.03581 297 211 64 22
301 Just googled them. Apparently they don't exist. 1.3630 0.03353 292 200 78 14
302 Like I said, if you knit a scarf for one of them... 1.3630 0.03457 292 203 72 17
303 They'd like a word about the new heated driveway. 1.3627 0.03499 295 210 65 20
304 It's just another Mike Pence rally. 1.3618 0.03645 293 210 60 23
305 Huh, look at this, Ashlee, your little dig at Frosty has gone viral. 1.3618 0.03740 293 213 54 26
306 I really don’t think this is just seasonal affect disorder. 1.3611 0.03521 288 202 68 18
307 Ignore them, they're seasonal. 1.3611 0.03555 288 203 66 19
308 Nothing changes. Still white, straight, and male. 1.3601 0.03705 286 206 57 23
309 I think we all expected more from the climate change conference. 1.3601 0.03605 286 203 63 20
310 Of course they're anxious. They're another endangered species. 1.3600 0.04030 225 159 51 15
311 It says to close the curtains. 1.3589 0.03628 287 205 61 21
312 I want you to know that I'm seeing other men. 1.3578 0.04216 218 157 44 17
313 Now is the winter of our discontent... 1.3577 0.03710 274 196 58 20
314 Day 526 since the uprising. We are running out of tea and cookies. Margaret is beginning to lose faith in my assurances. I, too, begin to doubt if help will ever come. 1.3569 0.03682 269 191 60 18
315 I'm really tiring of all of this fake news. Look at this one: "Snowmen invading New Jersey". 1.3564 0.03770 275 199 54 22
316 Well honey, you were wrong about the election...it’s looking a lot like hell has frozen over! 1.3564 0.03839 275 201 50 24
317 Hon, the kind thing to do is to not invite them in. 1.3561 0.03775 278 202 53 23
318 You keep making them hats and scarves, so what do you expect? 1.3561 0.03599 278 197 63 18
319 Don't worry. They're not armed. 1.3561 0.03877 278 205 47 26
320 They all turn out to be great, but it never lasts 1.3561 0.03843 278 204 49 25
321 Honey, did you just post your fathers old corncob pipe? 1.3561 0.03452 278 193 71 14
322 Honey, has President Trump managed to offend the snowpeople? 1.3559 0.03501 281 197 68 16
323 It used to be enough to get coal eyes and a carrot nose. Now they all expect knitted accessories, too. 1.3554 0.04441 166 115 43 8
324 Ignore them, they'll be gone in the spring. 1.3551 0.03542 276 194 66 16
325 Relax. It's just that neighbor kid Calvin messing with you. 1.3548 0.03552 279 197 65 17
326 They want us to save them. We're the only democrats in the county. 1.3538 0.03782 277 202 52 23
327 This is some good weed. 1.3523 0.03800 264 191 53 20
328 Our neighbours emails? “STOP KNITTING, you’re ruining Xmas.” 1.3516 0.04112 256 192 38 26
329 Frosty night, isn’t it? 1.3509 0.03673 265 189 59 17
330 It's not communism. It's Democratic Snowcialism. 1.3509 0.03788 265 192 53 20
331 That post you made calling Frosty an anachronistic feel-good relic of a bygone era seems to have provoked some pushback. 1.3507 0.03867 268 197 48 23
332 Nothing for snowpocalypse, why? 1.3498 0.03956 263 195 44 24
333 If you were an Eskimo, you'd know all their names. 1.3485 0.03869 264 194 48 22
334 They want to know where the snow women are. 1.3480 0.03942 250 183 47 20
335 "Just took our "Snowman wanted" ad off Craigslist 1.3475 0.03765 259 187 54 18
336 I knew this would happen. Knit a scarf for one and they all want one. 1.3475 0.03725 259 186 56 17
337 Frosty said he'd be back again one day. He didn't mention he'd bring the whole family 1.3475 0.03644 259 184 60 15
338 Honey, did we forget to put tonight’s global warming demonstration on our calendar? 1.3475 0.03882 259 190 48 21
339 It says to repel them you need to cover your lawn with pink flamingos. But I don’t see how that is better.... 1.3473 0.03616 262 186 61 15
340 I made the mistake of feeding one of them. 1.3473 0.03926 262 194 45 23
341 So this is the way the world ends, not with a bang but a "Thumpety-thump-thump look at Frosty go." 1.3473 0.03888 262 193 47 22
342 Honey, have you ever wondered what might be scarier than a 100 clowns? 1.3473 0.03696 262 188 57 17
343 Looks like the snowflakes have orginized 1.3473 0.03812 262 191 51 20
344 Time is on our side. 1.3473 0.03735 262 189 55 18
345 It's cool. They like to watch. 1.3473 0.04000 262 196 41 25
346 Funny, we all thought it would be zombies. 1.3469 0.03738 245 174 57 14
347 When you ordered a snowman on Amazon, which buttons did you hit ? 1.3463 0.03863 257 188 49 20
348 The reviews say you're famous for scarves, hats, and mittens. 1.3463 0.03863 257 188 49 20
349 I told you, once you knit one of them a scarf they'll all want one. 1.3463 0.03743 257 185 55 17
350 They're seeking asylum as victims of Climate Change 1.3463 0.03743 257 185 55 17
351 You ate the baby snowman cookie, didn't you? 1.3462 0.03870 260 191 48 21
352 So...remember how Frosty would always say he'd be "back again someday"? 1.3451 0.03961 255 189 44 22
353 Order some more yarn for me, would you? I think the Carolers might need some pants too. 1.3451 0.04152 255 194 34 27
354 What I find most disturbing is their lack of diversity. 1.3444 0.03997 241 177 45 19
355 The Humans at Home display was a big hit at the annual Snowman Convention. 1.3444 0.03997 241 177 45 19
356 Well, the weather outside looks frightful" 1.3439 0.03821 253 184 51 18
357 You know if we let them in they'll only wet the carpet. 1.3439 0.03942 253 187 45 21
358 I told you guys, “ I’m knitting as fast as I can!” 1.3439 0.03821 253 184 51 18
359 There. I just updated the post that we are no longer doing the "Frozen Man" event. 1.3426 0.04197 251 192 32 27
360 Surprise! It's the 24-carrot anniversary present you asked for. 1.3425 0.03684 254 182 57 15
361 I'll tweet that the knitting party is cancelled! 1.3425 0.03598 254 180 61 13
362 Forecast? Above freezing temperatures. 1.3404 0.04281 235 179 32 24
363 Now the rest of them want scarves. 1.3402 0.03768 241 173 54 14
364 How long has Jimmy been outside anyway? 1.3402 0.04040 244 182 41 21
365 Didn't come across as festive as I thought it would. 1.3402 0.03998 244 181 43 20
366 Ever since my global warming study was published they view as some sort of god. 1.3402 0.03825 244 177 51 16
367 Dear, the weather outside is a little frightful 1.3402 0.03869 244 178 49 17
368 Honey, get the hairdryer 1.3402 0.03503 244 170 65 9
369 They don't ALL need hats, dear. 1.3402 0.03869 244 178 49 17
370 Tell them " There is no room in the fridge" 1.3401 0.03921 247 182 46 19
371 Do you think anyone will show up to discuss global warming? 1.3401 0.03750 247 178 54 15
372 You never shoulda' said you'd make him a scarf. 1.3401 0.03836 247 180 50 17
373 The Weather Network is calling it Snowmangeddon 1.3401 0.03661 247 176 58 13
374 Looks like there’s a hiring freeze. 1.3401 0.04004 247 184 42 21
375 Of course they look cold. 1.3401 0.03836 247 180 50 17
376 They're demanding we reduce our carbon footprint to save their lives. 1.3388 0.03800 242 175 52 15
377 The expression is, “no two snowFLAKES are alike”. 1.3388 0.03755 242 174 54 14
378 It's snowPEOPLE,Susan.. 1.3388 0.03845 242 176 50 16
379 Last year I gave one of them a cookie. Big mistake. 1.3388 0.03709 242 173 56 13
380 It's not the weather outside that's frightful. 1.3388 0.03800 242 175 52 15
381 I don't know, we only got 3 maybes on the evite. 1.3388 0.03976 242 179 44 19
382 I think I might have pressed the order button a few too many times. 1.3388 0.03845 242 176 50 16
383 If you taught them how to knit, they'd be self-sufficient. 1.3387 0.03558 248 175 62 11
384 At least this time the carrots are used as noses. 1.3387 0.03991 248 185 42 21
385 The Weather Channel says there’s a hundred percent chance of snowmen tonight. 1.3375 0.03909 240 176 47 17
386 I'm OK with a wall but I can't see him getting Canada to pay for it. 1.3374 0.04005 243 181 42 20
387 Take me to your freezer. 1.3363 0.03928 226 164 48 14
388 Well Shirley, this is New Hampshire. Everyone runs for President. 1.3363 0.04170 226 169 38 19
389 Knit faster. 1.3361 0.03697 238 170 56 12
390 Just ignore them; they'll be gone in a month 1.3355 0.04568 152 108 37 7
391 I should never have "Friended" Frosty. 1.3348 0.03892 233 170 48 15
392 Ignore them honey, Calvin and Hobbes already did this one. 1.3347 0.03858 236 172 49 15
393 Frosty the Snowman is on TV. 1.3347 0.03715 236 169 55 12
394 No big deal, But, I ran over Kevin's snowman today. 1.3347 0.03858 236 172 49 15
395 Stuck number key again Steve? 1.3347 0.03811 236 171 51 14
396 You’re the only one I know who can take something as innocent as a snowman and turn it into a problem 1.3347 0.03871 239 175 48 16
397 Just remember what happened last year when we let them in. 1.3347 0.04048 239 179 40 20
398 They're going from house to house to get out the progressive vote... They're worried about global warming. 1.3333 0.05521 126 94 22 10
399 I think our snowman's gone viral. 1.3333 0.03831 234 170 50 14
400 I think I know what the ‘thumpety thump thump’ was. 1.3333 0.04045 228 169 42 17
401 They're just mad I called them hypocrites for their ongoing reliance on coal. 1.3333 0.03925 234 172 46 16
402 I bet the yarn shop gave them our address. 1.3333 0.03844 237 173 49 15
403 Says here the best way to defend ourselves is with a hair dryer. 1.3319 0.03519 235 165 62 8
404 Says here, they're seeking Frigidaire asylum. 1.3319 0.04093 235 177 38 20
405 I knew you had the thermostat set too low. 1.3319 0.04131 232 175 37 20
406 I don't know if we fit in here, Jeff. 1.3319 0.03869 226 164 49 13
407 Supposed to be frosty out tonight. 1.3319 0.03919 226 165 47 14
408 I keep telling you, "If you knit them, they will come!" 1.3304 0.04244 230 176 32 22
409 I agree my mother's painting is creepy. So just cover it up until she visits. 1.3304 0.03919 230 169 46 15
410 Oh no, they’re back for mittens. 1.3304 0.03954 227 167 45 15
411 Here it is, the VR trailer for 'Attack of the Zombie Snowmen.' 1.3304 0.04464 227 178 23 26
412 Sure, let them in. They won't stay long. 1.3304 0.04194 227 172 35 20
413 Honey...Have you ordered anything on ebay lately? 1.3289 0.03771 225 162 52 11
414 Maybe we should move our TV 1.3289 0.03875 225 164 48 13
415 Of course they're upset. We support solar. They support coal. 1.3289 0.04074 225 168 40 17
416 I'm gonna need more yarn. 1.3289 0.03875 225 164 48 13
417 We Should have never advertised that we have cold storage available. 1.3289 0.03976 225 166 44 15
418 Looks like the silent majority is here to watch the trial of the president. 1.3289 0.03976 225 166 44 15
419 We should have never hooked those two up. 1.3289 0.03875 225 164 48 13
420 Weatherman says it'll be frosty tonight. 1.3289 0.04074 225 168 40 17
421 Hurry up with those hats and scarves. They’re getting restless. 1.3289 0.03718 225 161 54 10
422 Ooh, Harry, look at the moon! 1.3289 0.04074 225 168 40 17
423 Can we turn the thermostat back up now? 1.3289 0.04025 225 167 42 16
424 I think maybe they're protesting global warming! 1.3289 0.03771 225 162 52 11
425 Only a few caps to go, dear. Then they'll be on their way." 1.3289 0.03925 225 165 46 14
426 So I told him," Frosty, go to hell". What's he going to do, come get me?" 1.3287 0.04244 216 163 35 18
427 I told you not to make two of them, they reproduce very fast. 1.3274 0.03843 223 162 49 12
428 Amazon says we can have 200 corn cob pipes here by tomorrow! 1.3274 0.03843 223 162 49 12
429 I don’t think they’re armed. 1.3273 0.03983 220 162 44 14
430 So... This is what it feels like to be in a snow globe 1.3270 0.04261 211 159 35 17
431 Is 'Frosty the Snowman' the only carol they know? 1.3259 0.03932 224 165 45 14
432 Why does Amazon hide their customer service number? 1.3258 0.03968 221 163 44 14
433 Your climate change denier friends are here. 1.3258 0.04267 221 169 32 20
434 Ah, here we go, on Craigslist - a used flame-thrower for seventy-five bucks... 1.3258 0.03916 221 162 46 13
435 Should we invite them in to warm up by the fire? 1.3258 0.04120 221 166 38 17
436 I was right. Thumpet-y thump, thump is not a good sign. 1.3243 0.03795 222 161 50 11
437 The weather report says it's getting frosty outside. 1.3242 0.04093 219 164 39 16
438 Why must they stick their carrots in other people's business? 1.3242 0.03774 219 158 51 10
439 On second thought, let's stay in! 1.3239 0.03784 213 153 51 9
440 Well, at least THEY never complain that the wool is itchy. 1.3227 0.03814 220 160 49 11
441 Hey get this! Some nut-case on Nextdoor.com is posting a bunch of nonsense about snow zombies. 1.3227 0.03759 220 159 51 10
442 It's an email from the White house; "Do you remember sending me that rotten pumpkin on Halloween, You loser?" 1.3227 0.04128 220 166 37 17
443 The snowmen outside are frightful. But the fire is so delightful. 1.3226 0.04168 217 164 36 17
444 We're about to get a Frosty reception. 1.3223 0.03920 211 154 46 11
445 Do you think it's illusion, delusion, or collusion? 1.3223 0.04089 211 157 40 14
446 Your followers aren’t any more real than mine 1.3210 0.04605 162 120 32 10
447 Like I always say, Lydia, if you give a snowman a magical knit cap, you give him life for a day; if you teach him to knit, he'll reproduce and take over the planet with snow zombies. 1.3209 0.03979 215 159 43 13
448 It's OK. It says they just like to watch. 1.3209 0.03924 215 158 45 12
449 I really need to stop answering with 'reply all'." 1.3209 0.04087 215 161 39 15
450 Don't stare, you're just encouraging them. 1.3209 0.03754 215 155 51 9
451 And Trump's been complaining about an invasion from the South. 1.3209 0.04140 215 162 37 16
452 Maybe they're looking for Parson Brown. 1.3209 0.03812 215 156 49 10
453 Looks like we'll need a border fence with Canada, too. 1.3209 0.04140 215 162 37 16
454 Frigid? no,I don't think your frigid. Why do you ask? 1.3208 0.04072 212 158 40 14
455 The "place order" button is stuck again. 1.3190 0.03925 210 154 45 11
456 They think you’re hot. 1.3190 0.03867 210 153 47 10
457 We should have built that wall! 1.3190 0.03867 210 153 47 10
458 Suzy knew immediately that she would need more yarn. 1.3190 0.04096 210 157 39 14
459 Don't look, but the cool kids are checking us out... 1.3190 0.03867 210 153 47 10
460 Snowcialism. 1.3190 0.04151 210 158 37 15
461 Just ignore them honey, they're cold callers. 1.3190 0.04040 210 156 41 13
462 Wow, even the snowmen want to watch the impeachment hearings. 1.3188 0.04931 138 102 28 8
463 Their demanding you take the Burl Ives song out of the rotation, they say its cultural appropriation 1.3163 0.04040 196 144 42 10
464 Tell them I can get 100 corncob pipes here by Tuesday. 1.3161 0.04014 193 141 43 9
465 They're all scary but that guy in back with the pointed hat really worries me. 1.3158 0.03812 209 152 48 9
466 I posted a message asking those concerned about global warming to stop by so we can organize. 1.3158 0.03989 209 155 42 12
467 My therapist said I need to ‘face my fears’ 1.3155 0.03908 206 151 45 10
468 Honey, are you sure you know how to use that 3D printer? 1.3155 0.04200 206 156 35 15
469 Would you please stop singing Frosty the Snowman! 1.3155 0.03968 206 152 43 11
470 You’ve been knitting hats for them, haven’t you? 1.3155 0.04200 206 156 35 15
471 Do they realize they have the right to bear arms? 1.3155 0.04086 206 154 39 13
472 Throw another log on the fire and invite them in, they'll won't stay long. 1.3155 0.03908 206 151 45 10
473 Honey, please tell me you are online paying the heating bill right now. 1.3140 0.03831 207 151 47 9
474 Honey, remember that e-mail you said you probably shouldn’t have opened? 1.3137 0.04167 204 154 36 14
475 They're called 'snowpeople' now, Kate. 1.3137 0.04393 204 158 28 18
476 That’s why I try not to make snowmen. You make one, and they all love you! 1.3137 0.03990 204 151 42 11
477 Keep knitting. Demand has snowballed. 1.3137 0.04109 204 153 38 13
478 See? People still use coal. 1.3128 0.03845 195 141 47 7
479 Looks like another Frosty reception. 1.3119 0.03950 202 149 43 10
480 Waldo’s in the third row on the left. 1.3119 0.03887 202 148 45 9
481 My mother warned me about marrying Parson Brown. 1.3119 0.04073 202 151 39 12
482 Knit 'em a condom or two, sheesh. 1.3119 0.04365 202 156 29 17
483 Oh please, it is NOT colder in here than outside. 1.3119 0.03887 202 148 45 9
484 How much more yarn do you think you'll need? 1.3119 0.04012 202 150 41 11
485 Looks like I clicked on one hundred instead of one. 1.3119 0.04012 202 150 41 11
486 I was thinking of making soup. Can you go grab me a carrot? 1.3119 0.03823 202 147 47 8
487 They must have heard you’re frigid. 1.3119 0.04133 202 152 37 13
488 Honey, they have to learn to knit for themselves. 1.3119 0.04133 202 152 37 13
489 They need five more hats. 1.3119 0.04250 202 154 33 15
490 Don't worry honey. They like their women frigid 1.3119 0.04250 202 154 33 15
491 Watch this, Trump's gonna lose it; our crowd size is bigger! 1.3118 0.04443 186 142 30 14
492 Honey, have you seen the kids? 1.3117 0.04274 154 111 38 5
493 I've got chills - they're multiplying! 1.3116 0.04175 199 150 36 13
494 I may have mentioned that you've taken up knitting. 1.3116 0.03924 199 146 44 9
495 WebMD says to apply heat... 1.3116 0.03924 199 146 44 9
496 Frosty said he’d be back. Looks like this time he brought friends.” 1.3116 0.04114 199 149 38 12
497 'And yet, no two are identical...' 1.3116 0.04175 199 150 36 13
498 You want mittens. You don't need mittens 1.3116 0.04114 199 149 38 12
499 They’re only foul weather friends. 1.3116 0.04114 199 149 38 12
500 Hey Karen, you know what the worst part of a snow zombie apocalypse would be? Brain freeze. …Karen? Are you listening? 1.3116 0.03924 199 146 44 9
501 There must have been some magic in those hundred old hats we found ... 1.3116 0.03989 199 147 42 10
502 Now he's complaining about illegal immigrants from the North!" 1.3100 0.04157 200 151 36 13
503 They don't LOOK like jolly, happy souls. 1.3096 0.03879 197 144 45 8
504 But where's Waldo? 1.3095 0.04621 168 128 28 12
505 They're here about our carbon footprint. 1.3077 0.04162 195 147 36 12
506 Don't let them in. The last time we did, they peed on the rug. 1.3077 0.04409 195 151 28 16
507 This neighborhood really lacks diversity 1.3077 0.04098 195 146 38 11
508 If you really want them to go away, let them in. 1.3077 0.04162 195 147 36 12
509 They want to watch Frozen again 1.3077 0.04162 195 147 36 12
510 It says 'cloudy with a chance of an uprising.' 1.3077 0.04033 195 145 40 10
511 I told you the rest would notice that you only knit Gary a scarf. 1.3057 0.04122 193 145 37 11
512 So you just assume they're all men? 1.3057 0.03989 193 143 41 9
513 I google snowman, we're in trouble, they're not smiling! 1.3057 0.04557 193 152 23 18
514 Keep knitting, they're multiplying. 1.3057 0.04056 193 144 39 10
515 Do you think they smell carrots? 1.3057 0.03921 193 142 43 8
516 Ignore them. They’ll be gone by spring. 1.3057 0.03781 193 140 47 6
517 WHITE snow-MEN? Really? In 2020? 1.3056 0.04464 180 138 29 13
518 Honey, do me a favor. Google a nice recipe for glazed carrots. 1.3037 0.04079 191 143 38 10
519 They're climate refugees,Carol. They'll die if we don't let them stay in our freezer. 1.3037 0.04212 191 145 34 12
520 Yeah, your address on Etsy is public. 1.3037 0.04277 191 146 32 13
521 Honey, don’t you think we ought to give the kids’ iPads back? 1.3037 0.04341 191 147 30 14
522 If you keep watching they'll never melt. 1.3037 0.03726 191 138 48 5
523 Honey, did you hit "Reply all"? 1.3037 0.04277 191 146 32 13
524 I knew the GMO carrots were a bad idea. 1.3034 0.04276 178 134 34 10
525 You see, now everybody wants a scarf. 1.3032 0.04121 188 141 37 10
526 Your family is coming from Minnesota? 1.3032 0.04190 188 142 35 11
527 See? I told you that "Frosty123" was a lousy Wi-Fi password." 1.3032 0.04190 188 142 35 11
528 I just posted that I'm sick of that silly "Frosty" story. Expect some backlash. 1.3032 0.04324 188 144 31 13
529 It says here that they're cold-blooded. 1.3032 0.04190 188 142 35 11
530 I'm googling recipes for carrot soup... 1.3032 0.03835 188 137 45 6
531 No need to panic unless they start thumpety-thump-thumping. 1.3032 0.04389 188 145 29 14
532 They respond extremely well to carrots and sticks. 1.3027 0.04094 185 138 38 9
533 This is abominable. 1.3011 0.04075 186 139 38 9
534 Honey, I think we’re going to need more yarn. 1.3011 0.03855 186 136 44 6
535 I think they just want to say goodbye and thank you for the hats. 1.2989 0.04170 184 139 35 10
536 Frosty the Klansman” - justin trante 1.2989 0.04952 184 151 11 22
537 It's just a flash-freeze mob." 1.2989 0.04578 184 145 23 16
538 Did you forget to turn off the 3-D printer again? 1.2989 0.04098 184 138 37 9
539 If they get in, we don’t have flood insurance. 1.2989 0.04768 184 148 17 19
540 What makes you think I didn’t tip the gardener? 1.2989 0.04170 184 139 35 10
541 They are protesting against your use of the term 'snowman' 1.2989 0.04241 184 140 33 11
542 They're harmless. They're just cold. 1.2989 0.04310 184 141 31 12
543 Damn Wifi. I clicked next-minute delivery of snowmen lots of times, but nothing happened. 1.2989 0.04098 184 138 37 9
544 Yep, here it is. Stephen King is a Calvin and Hobbes fan. 1.2989 0.04170 184 139 35 10
545 I told you, knit one a scarf and they'll all want one! 1.2989 0.04170 184 139 35 10
546 They haven't seen an interracial couple before, honey. They're just curious." 1.2967 0.04195 182 138 34 10
547 Just don't make eye contact and they won't bother you. 1.2967 0.04338 182 140 30 12
548 Well, be glad there not zombies like at Halloween!! 1.2967 0.04195 182 138 34 10
549 I just googled Thumpity-Thump-Thump, and it’s not good. 1.2967 0.04407 182 141 28 13
550 As usual, they are all white. 1.2967 0.04267 182 139 32 11
551 Dear Amazon Customer Service: for the second time in a row, my corncob pipe delivery has gone missing from my porch... 1.2967 0.04475 182 142 26 14
552 It says here the neighborhood is mostly white and can be a little cold 1.2967 0.04475 182 142 26 14
553 I prefer being surrounded by snowmen instead of yes men. 1.2967 0.04338 182 140 30 12
554 So apparently this is what Al Gore was warning us about, honey. Maybe we should’ve gotten that Prius after all. 1.2963 0.05139 108 80 24 4
555 See? Knit one of ‘em a hat and they all want one. Classic snowball effect... 1.2961 0.04241 179 136 33 10
556 Of course they're cold. But if we let them in it would be murder. 1.2961 0.04241 179 136 33 10
557 This website says that cloning and climate change are both fake news. 1.2961 0.04090 179 134 37 8
558 They're desperate for information about global warming 1.2961 0.04090 179 134 37 8
559 They're Christmas Carroters 1.2961 0.04314 179 137 31 11
560 I don't think calling them snowflakes will make them go away. 1.2961 0.04314 179 137 31 11
561 They say the weather outside is frightful! 1.2961 0.04387 179 138 29 12
562 I told you - don't put your knitting on Facebook! 1.2961 0.04090 179 134 37 8
563 They know about the fridge. 1.2961 0.04241 179 136 33 10
564 "According to the internet, it IS a sign of ADHD to build over fifty-two snowmen. 1.2951 0.04029 183 137 38 8
565 There’s no way to force a white Christmas, Honey. Crowdsourcing is irrelevant. 1.2944 0.04071 180 135 37 8
566 This is what happens when you post your knitted creations on social media. 1.2938 0.04267 177 135 32 10
567 This article says people won't take global warming seriously enough until it affects them personally. 1.2938 0.04191 177 134 34 9
568 Just ignore them. We can't give everyone a pipe. 1.2938 0.04191 177 134 34 9
569 Let's see the Joneses beat our holiday display this year. 1.2938 0.04191 177 134 34 9
570 It's their eyes - those cold flat coal eyes - I feel like they're always watching me. 1.2938 0.04035 177 132 38 7
571 Well the the forecast says it'll be a particularly Frosty night. 1.2938 0.04191 177 134 34 9
572 Ignore them. They'll be gone by June. 1.2938 0.03873 177 130 42 5
573 You should never have given that first one a hat. 1.2938 0.04035 177 134 35 8
574 Honey, what are you tweeting? 1.2938 0.04342 177 136 30 11
575 That kid with the stuffed tiger came by again. 1.2931 0.04158 174 131 35 8
576 It says here, 'just don't eat the yellow ones.' 1.2921 0.04171 178 135 34 9
577 It keeps the carolers away 1.2914 0.03893 175 129 41 5
578 I don't think he cares whether it has a pom pom or not, honey. 1.2914 0.03893 175 129 41 5
579 I'm using crowd sourcing to get some ideas about triggering a flash mob with a winter theme, why? 1.2914 0.04217 175 133 33 9
580 I see snow people. 1.2914 0.04370 175 135 29 11
581 It may not be exactly what Stephen Miller had in mind 1.2914 0.04217 175 133 33 9
582 Google says the noses are a reflection of the number of falsehoods told during this Presidency 1.2914 0.04589 175 138 23 14
583 It’s okay, they’re unarmed. 1.2914 0.04294 175 134 31 10
584 Hmm, it says here that your article on global warming had a major impact. 1.2914 0.04138 175 132 35 8
585 You can't blame them for being more concerned about global warming than we are. 1.2914 0.04444 175 136 27 12
586 Look, you were the one who thought we could raise a little holiday cash through Etsy. 1.2914 0.04370 175 135 29 11
587 Explain to them that I'm not watching "Frozen". 1.2914 0.04444 175 136 27 12
588 No darling, according to the internet there is no such thing as a zombi snowman. 1.2898 0.04272 176 135 31 10
589 Just wave the peeler at them again. 1.2898 0.04348 176 136 29 11
590 Hey, did you know Hitchcock planned a sequel to 'The Birds'? 1.2892 0.04362 166 127 30 9
591 I think they’re pleading for action on global warming. 1.2890 0.04474 173 135 26 12
592 Huh, Whole Foods is out of carrots. 1.2890 0.04242 173 132 32 9
593 Funny, looks like google’s never had this question before. 1.2890 0.04242 173 132 32 9
594 Look - Fred’s laptop is working nonstop to petition nations against global warming so you snowmen don’t become an endangered species. You all stand outside the White House windows & stare down the Donald instead ! 1.2890 0.04321 173 133 30 10
595 He warned us he'd be back again someday. 1.2890 0.04474 173 135 26 12
596 He couldn't keep a secret, could he. 1.2890 0.04548 173 136 24 13
597 ‘The weather outside is frightful,’ indeed. 1.2890 0.04242 173 132 32 9
598 Weather.com says it'll be frosty all night. 1.2890 0.04359 173 136 25 12
599 I think I see Waldo? 1.2890 0.04162 173 131 34 8
600 I forgot to turn my 3-D printer off last night” 1.2890 0.04081 173 130 36 7
601 Well, there's nothing jolly about 500 of them! 1.2890 0.04321 173 133 30 10
602 More climate refugees I guess. 1.2890 0.04242 173 132 32 9
603 If you haven’t finished your Amazon order, add a couple of flamethrowers 1.2875 0.04640 160 125 24 11
604 Did you just tweet something cynical about global warming? 1.2875 0.04468 160 123 28 9
605 My Amazon Prime order might have gone through more than once. 1.2874 0.04339 167 128 30 9
606 The sun'll come out Tomorrow 1.2874 0.04221 174 133 32 9
607 It seems they now want gloves in matching colors. 1.2874 0.04061 174 131 36 7
608 I think the special holiday episode for The Walking Dead has a lot of potential 1.2870 0.05057 115 87 23 5
609 Honey, looks like the Parson Brown flash mob is back. 1.2865 0.04579 171 135 23 13
610 I believe the correct term is "snowpeople" , Caren. 1.2865 0.04348 171 132 29 10
611 I told you, if you knit a scarf for one you'll have to make a scarf for all of them. 1.2865 0.04104 171 129 35 7
612 Don't worry. They'll be gone in the Spring. 1.2865 0.04187 171 130 33 8
613 OK. Which one of you wants the sweater? 1.2865 0.04426 171 133 27 11
614 You see them too right? 1.2865 0.04019 171 128 37 6
615 Front and center wants one of your knit hats. 1.2865 0.04019 171 128 37 6
616 Just pretend they're Parson Brown. 1.2865 0.04504 171 134 25 12
617 Just ignore them dear. They'll be gone by Spring. 1.2865 0.04268 171 131 31 9
618 They say that no two are identical. 1.2865 0.04268 171 131 31 9
619 Sure they're cold, but that doesn't mean they don't have feelings. 1.2857 0.03882 168 124 40 4
620 Can’t they see our menorah? 1.2857 0.04234 168 128 32 8
621 I already told them, Global Warming is fake news. 1.2857 0.04234 168 128 32 8
622 It says here that we should have used organic carrots... 1.2857 0.04317 168 129 30 9
623 He did say he wanted more immigration from Sweden... 1.2857 0.04317 168 129 30 9
624 Darling, is it ‘snowmen’ or ‘snowpeople’? 1.2857 0.04399 168 130 28 10
625 Honey, I think I’m going to need more yarn. 1.2857 0.04149 168 127 34 7
626 I said, 14 or 18 karat? 1.2857 0.04317 168 129 30 9
627 They're only going to go away if you let them inside. I know it sounds counterintuitive. 1.2857 0.04635 168 133 22 13
628 Honey, you know the "Free Pipe" ad you just posted on Craigslist...? 1.2857 0.04635 168 133 22 13
629 Did you hear that thumpety thump thump? 1.2857 0.04558 168 132 24 12
630 Must be snow women. I see no snowballs. 1.2857 0.04399 168 130 28 10
631 Did you forget to pay Billy for clearing the driveway? 1.2857 0.04062 168 126 36 6
632 It says we’re in their migratory route. 1.2857 0.04234 168 128 32 8
633 Honey, the weather outside is frightful. 1.2857 0.04479 168 131 26 11
634 Another global warming protest. 1.2857 0.04399 168 130 28 10
635 You say that, but you'll miss them when they're gone. 1.2857 0.03973 168 125 38 5
636 You explain why they can’t go to Aruba with us. 1.2857 0.04479 168 131 26 11
637 According to Google, the group is called a 'murder' of snowmen. 1.2857 0.04317 168 129 30 9
638 I'll go get the hair dryer. 1.2857 0.04149 168 127 34 7
639 Their disregard for privacy is what truly makes them abominable. 1.2857 0.04234 168 128 32 8
640 You're gonna need a bigger ball of yarn. 1.2857 0.04234 168 128 32 8
641 It’s a “gaggle of geese” and a “ pride of lions” so I’m damn sure it’s not a ’bunch’ of snowmen. Googling it now. 1.2857 0.04234 168 128 32 8
642 Oh, look!....... It’s the Christmas Carrotters. 1.2857 0.04479 168 131 26 11
643 I think it's about global warming. 1.2857 0.04149 168 127 34 7
644 They're climate refugees heading north. 1.2857 0.04234 168 128 32 8
645 So this is what life is in Buffalo 1.2848 0.04195 165 125 33 7
646 Web M.D. says it might be cancer. 1.2842 0.04357 183 144 26 13
647 Something frigid this way comes. 1.2840 0.04041 169 127 36 6
648 Which one is Waldo? 1.2840 0.04212 169 129 32 8
649 I see the weather outside is frightful 1.2840 0.04419 162 125 28 9
650 You ever have the feeling you’re in a Hitchcock movie? 1.2837 0.04648 141 108 26 7
651 Honey, do you ever have doubts about being in the witness protection program? 1.2831 0.04344 166 128 29 9
652 They’re back, they want in, and this time they're not falling for the old ‘come on in and sit by the fire’ trick. 1.2831 0.04428 166 129 27 10
653 The rest want scarves, too 1.2831 0.04259 166 127 31 8
654 Who’s going to tell them we are Jewish? 1.2831 0.04746 166 133 19 14
655 And what haunts me, is that in all the faces of these snowmen, I discover no kinship, no understanding, no mercy. I see only the overwhelming indifference of nature. 1.2831 0.04428 166 129 27 10
656 Maybe that was a snow woman I was patting down. 1.2831 0.04173 166 126 33 7
657 They're a hell of a lot cuter than the stink bugs that invaded last year. 1.2829 0.04320 152 115 31 6
658 But, baby, it's cold outside. 1.2824 0.04353 170 132 28 10
659 It says here they are powerless without their top hats. 1.2823 0.04933 124 95 23 6
660 Apparently it’s a snow ritual. They do it when the weather outside is frightful. 1.2814 0.04565 167 132 23 12
661 I warned you not to stay up to watch 'Night of the Living Dead' after 'Frosty the Snowman'! 1.2814 0.04322 167 129 29 9
662 The cannabis cookies bring them. 1.2814 0.04565 167 132 23 12
663 This Frozen 2 marketing has gotten out of hand. 1.2812 0.04080 160 125 27 8
664 No-I don't know what a herd of snowmen are called. 1.2812 0.04175 160 121 33 6
665 At least these won't last as long as those 101 pesky dalmatians 1.2810 0.04491 153 118 27 8
666 It might be seasonal affection disorder. 1.2805 0.04286 164 126 30 8
667 I knew there was life under those glaciers. 1.2805 0.04286 164 126 30 8
668 I think I’ll add carrots to the Brisket 1.2805 0.04702 164 131 20 13
669 So I posted my global warming petition and now I just need enough signatures to help it go viral. 1.2805 0.04197 164 125 32 7
670 I knitted them all hats but now they all want scarves! 1.2805 0.04286 164 126 30 8
671 It looks like we're snowed in." 1.2805 0.04372 164 127 28 9
672 They only think they want to be warm. 1.2805 0.04540 164 129 24 11
673 Living next door to Calvin and Hobbs is always interesting. 1.2805 0.04107 164 124 34 6
674 What can I say, Sheila? You knit good snowman hats, word gets around. 1.2805 0.04286 164 126 30 8
675 Tell them that I just ordered 100 corncob pipes. 1.2805 0.04372 164 127 28 9
676 I’ll check Windows privacy settings. 1.2795 0.04596 161 127 23 11
677 Give them a carrot, they become nosy as hell 1.2795 0.04596 161 127 23 11
678 I knew it was a white neighborhood, but this feels concerning 1.2795 0.04336 161 124 29 8
679 It says here we've been drafted into the war on Christmas. 1.2795 0.04596 161 127 23 11
680 Wow, carrot futures are really up. 1.2795 0.04153 161 122 33 6
681 I don’t know ... there’ s something a bit unsettling about them. 1.2795 0.04424 161 125 27 9
682 I told you your little cap-knitting project would snowball! 1.2795 0.04336 161 124 29 8
683 No, it's not just you. Our wifi is frozen, too. 1.2795 0.04153 161 122 33 6
684 ..Yeah, apparently I posted the ad for the snowblower on the wrong part of Craigslist. 1.2788 0.04516 165 130 24 11
685 Told you climate change is a hoax. 1.2788 0.04263 165 127 30 8
686 At least they're not clowns. 1.2788 0.04175 165 126 32 7
687 It's snow man's land out there. 1.2788 0.04349 165 128 28 9
688 Do you want to call ICE or should I? 1.2788 0.04175 165 126 32 7
689 I merely posted 'It's frosty outside' 1.2788 0.04263 165 127 30 8
690 I told you if you knitted one a present the whole thing would snowball 1.2788 0.04086 165 125 34 6
691 Well, they told us they’d be back again someday. 1.2788 0.04263 165 127 30 8
692 They smell fear. And cocoa. 1.2788 0.03805 165 122 40 3
693 I told you not to give them pipes, I knew they'd get addicted. 1.2788 0.04175 165 126 32 7
694 First, scary clowns. Now this. 1.2788 0.04175 165 126 32 7
695 Let’s see , how many of you still need hats? I’m working as fast as I can! 1.2788 0.04516 165 130 24 11
696 They think we’re in a snow globe. 1.2788 0.04433 165 129 26 10
697 We have to put Junior back on Ritalin! 1.2785 0.04102 158 119 34 5
698 Hon, let's go somewhere warm on vacation. 1.2785 0.04199 158 120 32 6
699 Oops, my mistake. I'm checking Amazon's return policy.... 1.2785 0.04478 158 123 26 9
700 Should we put the closed captions on for them? 1.2781 0.04322 151 115 30 6
701 Exclusively in our zoo: a human couple in their natural habitat. Danger of extinction: endangered species. 1.2770 0.04680 148 116 23 9
702 Its abominable outside. 1.2767 0.04177 159 121 32 6
703 Yeah, that Greta has really stirred the pot now. 1.2767 0.04714 159 127 20 12
704 It says here “global warming will initiate unforeseen migrations......” fake news! 1.2767 0.04177 159 121 32 6
705 Check out this video of snowmen invading a suburban home. 1.2767 0.04271 159 122 30 7
706 Bobby, I think the edibles are kicking in 1.2759 0.05279 116 91 18 7
707 Maybe we need to take Billy off the Ritalin. 1.2756 0.04508 156 122 25 9
708 Of course he told his friends who knitted his scarf. 1.2756 0.04416 156 121 27 8
709 Oops, wrong world... 1.2752 0.04936 149 120 17 12
710 Nothing about snow men, just clear and frosty tonight. 1.2752 0.04244 149 113 31 5
711 Oh, I meant to tell you… I put my old scarf on the snowman this afternoon. 1.2750 0.04154 160 122 32 6
712 Ignore them. It'll warm up soon. 1.2745 0.04273 153 117 30 6
713 You’re right! Amazon does sell corn cob pipes in bulk. 1.2745 0.04373 153 118 28 7
714 It says here that snow zombie attacks are increasing due to global warming. 1.2740 0.04613 146 114 24 8
715 Keep knitting; the waitlist has snowballed. 1.2740 0.04714 146 115 22 9
716 Can we just leave you our Snowman's Witnesses brochure? 1.2740 0.04910 146 117 18 11
717 They're willing to strike if we don't find an alternative to coal. 1.2740 0.04403 146 112 28 6
718 Stop looking, Jane-- that's the only way they'll leave. 1.2739 0.04573 157 124 23 10
719 I wonder if we shouldn't have shoveled the driveway. 1.2739 0.04573 157 124 23 10
720 Can I just order the scarves online and be done with all this? 1.2739 0.04297 157 121 29 7
721 Yes dear, I’m putting your hats and scarves on ETSY right now but I still don’t understand who you think is ever going to be interested in ‘Sunscreen Infused Artisanal Knitwear.” 1.2739 0.04573 157 124 23 10
722 I told you building snowmen after watching "The Walking Dead" was a bad idea. 1.2739 0.04297 157 121 29 7
723 I think they want coats now... 1.2739 0.04573 157 124 23 10
724 Good grief! There is another conspiracy theory on the internet about the invasion of snowmen. 1.2739 0.04297 157 121 29 7
725 Honey, I told you, knit one and they will come. 1.2739 0.04573 157 124 23 10
726 Just be thankful they can't sing Christmas carols. 1.2739 0.04573 157 124 23 10
727 They are angry about climate change. Don't worry, they won't last long. 1.2739 0.04483 157 123 25 9
728 Did the song say "he'll be back with friends someday"? 1.2739 0.04201 157 120 31 6
729 Your Post for "Free Thermal Knit Socks" is getting a lot of hits. 1.2739 0.04573 157 124 23 10
730 I'd invite them in but last time they left a mess. 1.2739 0.04483 157 123 25 9
731 It's a Frosty Flash Mob. 1.2739 0.04573 157 124 23 10
732 You're the one who said you didn't mind extending the kitchen over the burial ground 1.2739 0.04297 157 121 29 7
733 Are they armed? 1.2739 0.04103 157 119 33 5
734 Your Banksy painting is giving me the creeps. 1.2739 0.04297 157 121 29 7
735 I think they may be interested in my pipe collection. 1.2739 0.04002 157 118 35 4
736 I think it means you’re an influencer. 1.2739 0.04103 157 119 33 5
737 At least they can't wield torches. 1.2739 0.04391 157 122 27 8
738 As long as they're not abominable, I wouldn't worry. 1.2727 0.04148 154 117 32 5
739 Pants, I would imagine. 1.2727 0.04539 154 121 24 9
740 Ignore them. By spring they'll be gone. 1.2722 0.04178 158 121 31 6
741 Relax, I cranked up the heat. 1.2722 0.03878 158 118 37 3
742 Did you let the dog in? 1.2722 0.04080 158 120 33 5
743 I thought this move to Minnesota might be a mistake! 1.2722 0.04178 158 121 31 6
744 Now is the winter of their discontent. 1.2722 0.04367 158 123 27 8
745 Hun, I told you not to feed them. 1.2722 0.04367 158 123 27 8
746 Let's skip over 'My life is Kafka-esque' stuff and tell me how you feel about one of them wearing a scarf you made for me. 1.2722 0.04721 158 127 19 12
747 Just ignore them. I changed the Netflix password. 1.2722 0.04080 158 120 33 5
748 It says here there's a violent cold front marching in. 1.2722 0.04458 158 124 25 9
749 Still think the thermostat is set ‘just right’? 1.2722 0.04547 158 125 23 10
750 I told you if you knit one for Frosty then you'd have to for all of his friends. 1.2722 0.04721 158 127 19 12
751 I think it's time to turn the heat up and light a fire. 1.2720 0.04735 125 96 24 5
752 Your flaky family arrived 1.2715 0.04500 151 118 25 8
753 I guess we took our decorations down too soon. 1.2710 0.04225 155 119 30 6
754 You shouldn't have used cashmere - now every snowman in the world will want one. 1.2710 0.04125 155 118 32 5
755 I'll order more yarn. 1.2710 0.04323 155 120 28 7
756 Snowpeople dear, it's 2020. Our front yard isn't overflowing with menacing snowmen, it's overflowing with menacing snowpeople. 1.2710 0.04225 155 119 30 6
757 I’m guessing we will need to order about 300 corncob pipes. 1.2710 0.04419 155 121 26 8
758 My, oh, my, you do not want to know what thumpety thump thump means. 1.2710 0.04323 155 120 28 7
759 What did your company do this time, Harold? The climate activists are back. 1.2710 0.04125 155 118 32 5
760 Pay them no mind, dear. It's just more white privilege. 1.2710 0.04695 155 124 20 11
761 This is the last time I am using Meet Up. 1.2710 0.04419 155 121 26 8
762 Don’t mind them. They are just here to confront you about your ‘global warming is a hoax’ article. 1.2710 0.04419 155 121 26 8
763 It seems my post praying for a warming trend has sparked mass protests. 1.2710 0.04125 155 118 32 5
764 Ignore them. Eventually, they'll vanish. 1.2697 0.04172 152 116 31 5
765 Tell them it’s true. It’ll be warmer every year from now on. 1.2697 0.04172 152 116 31 5
766 What the hell is that thumpety- thumping out there? 1.2697 0.04570 152 120 23 9
767 Nope. ‘’Zombie Snowman Mob’ isn’t mentioned in any of the AirBnB reviews. 1.2697 0.04275 152 122 21 9
768 A frosty reception leads to an uncomfortable moment. 1.2697 0.04474 152 119 25 8
769 Of course it’s creepy, but when you have “two eyes made of coal”, you have get close to see the television”... 1.2697 0.04172 152 116 31 5
770 Honey, how much CBD went into these cookies? 1.2697 0.04375 152 118 27 7
771 Don't mind them, Sally, they're just trying to get a view of the impeachment proceedings. 1.2697 0.04375 152 118 27 7
772 Hunny, think it's time we talk to the doctor about lowering Billy's Adderall dosage? 1.2697 0.04474 152 119 25 8
773 You shouldn't have given Jimmy that "Calvin and Hobbes" book. 1.2697 0.04375 152 118 27 7
774 I told you not to give him a scarf. Now they all want one. 1.2697 0.04474 152 119 25 8
775 Tell them to go to the White House. 1.2697 0.04275 152 117 29 6
776 Climate change activists are getting more aggressive 1.2697 0.04275 152 117 29 6
777 I googled it, a large group of snowmen is called a “Mound” 1.2695 0.04815 141 112 20 9
778 I'm not the one who said we have plenty of room in the freezer. 1.2695 0.04374 141 108 28 5
779 Now can I turn the heat on? 1.2692 0.04299 156 121 28 7
780 Must be your side of the family. 1.2685 0.04530 149 117 24 8
781 And not one has a mouth to speak out against climate change 1.2685 0.04429 149 116 26 7
782 Honey, I think I found the missing hats. 1.2685 0.04530 149 117 24 8
783 That's the last time I troll Frosty on Social Media. 1.2685 0.03999 149 112 34 3
784 Webmd said you can try a hair dryer. 1.2685 0.04429 149 116 26 7
785 Without any mouths, I assume they are caroling "Silent Night" 1.2680 0.04637 153 124 18 11
786 If you let them in, they’ll just make a mess on the carpet 1.2680 0.04350 153 119 27 7
787 Look carefully and you'll find Waldo. 1.2671 0.04589 146 115 23 8
788 An open casting call is always a big mistake. 1.2671 0.04269 146 112 29 5
789 We are going to have a real flood when they melt 1.2671 0.04589 146 115 23 8
790 I guess global warming has its perks, right? 1.2671 0.04790 146 117 19 10
791 I'll get the salt. 1.2671 0.04042 146 110 33 3
792 Where do you think I've been bringing all the hats you knit? 1.2671 0.04589 146 115 23 8
793 Would you just PLEASE give them your scarf and cap this year! 1.2671 0.04589 146 115 23 8
794 Honey, what did you Google? 1.2671 0.04378 146 113 27 6
795 Honey, have you heard about this 'Million Snowmen March?' Apparently they're Christmas caroling at the homes of sexual predators, singing, 'Baby It's Cold Outside...' 1.2667 0.04885 150 122 16 12
796 Honey, I think I know where my scarf went. 1.2667 0.04504 150 118 24 8
797 Snombies. 1.2667 0.04698 150 120 20 10
798 ‘May I suggest we start a family with a longer lifespan ?’ 1.2667 0.04403 150 117 26 7
799 It says to NOT put a mouth on them. 1.2667 0.04195 150 115 30 5
800 Apparently, they're attracted to the scent of wool. 1.2667 0.04195 150 115 30 5
801 Don't let them intimidate you. They're just a bunch of overgrown snowflakes. 1.2667 0.04504 150 118 24 8
802 The new neighbours are friendly but a bit cold. 1.2667 0.04195 150 115 30 5
803 No...I’ve never considered moving to Florida - why do you ask? 1.2667 0.04087 150 114 32 4
804 Let's not panic ... there's a warm front due tonight. 1.2667 0.04300 150 116 28 6
805 Honey, remind me, on which day of Christmas do the snowmen come a-lurking? 1.2667 0.04300 150 116 28 6
806 Just ignore them-they'll go away in about 2 to 3 months 1.2653 0.04458 147 115 25 7
807 There is talk about a Northern Wall.... 1.2653 0.04458 147 115 25 7
808 The non-binary, gender fluid, pansexual snow people have arrived. 1.2653 0.04561 147 116 23 8
809 Don't worry dear, they're merely the ghosts of climates past. 1.2653 0.04244 147 113 29 5
810 Sometimes it feels like climate change is right at our doorstep. 1.2653 0.04458 147 115 25 7
811 Maybe I shouldn’t have said apply in person. 1.2653 0.04561 147 116 23 8
812 OK, the corn-cob pipe giveaway was a bad idea. 1.2653 0.04662 147 117 21 9
813 What the Hell are you ordering, Stan? 1.2653 0.04458 147 115 25 7
814 Don't worry, dear. I'm sure they'll melt before they get to the lords a- leaping. 1.2653 0.04352 147 114 27 6
815 I don't care if they stand there all night--we're not giving them our wi-fi password. 1.2649 0.04477 151 119 24 8
816 Well, according to this, it’s some kind of strike against global warming 1.2639 0.04621 144 114 22 8
817 What, you’d prefer Zombies? 1.2639 0.04294 144 111 28 5
818 Yup, looks like they found you on Etsy. 1.2639 0.04406 144 112 26 6
819 Just relax...they'll be puddles in the spring. 1.2639 0.04725 144 115 20 9
820 I wish we lived in a more diverse neighborhood 1.2639 0.04121 144 112 27 5
821 I told you -- now they ALL want one. 1.2639 0.04062 144 109 32 3
822 The scarf went viral. 1.2639 0.03940 144 108 34 2
823 It's OK, honey. The news says to just stay indoors and have your blow-dryer ready. 1.2639 0.04180 144 110 30 4
824 How do our neighbours find the time? 1.2639 0.04062 144 109 32 3
825 Closing the curtains isn't going to make it better, Bob. 1.2635 0.04326 148 115 27 6
826 If you ignore them for long enough,they will just go away. 1.2635 0.04108 148 113 31 4
827 Sabrina, I've told you a million times before... You can't just give a bunch of snowman life without expecting them to realize the brevity of their existence. 1.2635 0.04219 148 114 29 5
828 'Call 911, I'll get the salt' 1.2635 0.04219 148 114 29 5
829 It’s not a mob, honey—they’re climate refugees. 1.2635 0.04923 148 121 15 12
830 We can’t let them in. They’ll just pee all over the rug. 1.2635 0.04534 148 117 23 8
831 When does your family arrive, again? 1.2635 0.04108 148 113 31 4
832 I’m taking down your Etsy page until spring. 1.2635 0.04219 148 114 29 5
833 Now can we turn the heat up? 1.2628 0.04277 156 122 27 7
834 I wished for a concert by Chopin not snowmen. 1.2628 0.04778 137 109 20 8
835 We’re gonna need more yarn. 1.2621 0.04155 145 111 30 4
836 Honey, they said Spring begins tomorrow...and they know you own a cold storage warehouse. 1.2621 0.04487 145 114 24 7
837 You used the Internet to get them here. Now use it to send them back. 1.2621 0.04268 145 112 28 5
838 Honey, you're going to need to learn to knit faster. 1.2621 0.04487 145 114 24 7
839 Don't let them in they'll just make a mess and disappear 1.2621 0.04268 145 112 28 5
840 Honey... did the doc say anything about side effects? 1.2621 0.04696 145 116 20 9
841 I may have implied that I perfected an anti-melting device. 1.2621 0.04379 145 113 26 6
842 I was just thinking, how lucky we are to live out here in the woods with no nosey Neighbors to intrude on our privacy. 1.2621 0.04487 145 114 24 7
843 If you turn off the Pandora Holiday station they’ll probably go away. 1.2621 0.04268 145 112 28 5
844 See what you started, honey? Now all his friends want scarves too. 1.2621 0.04896 145 118 16 11
845 We really should have put up the snow fence. 1.2621 0.04379 145 113 26 6
846 I was right. It's a "pack" of killer snowmen, not a "herd". 1.2621 0.04038 145 110 32 3
847 It’s the one with the tall cap that creeps me out. 1.2621 0.04593 145 115 22 8
848 I hate, hate, hate casting for Christmas cartoons! 1.2621 0.04797 145 117 18 10
849 But they're saying it's cold outside. 1.2621 0.04487 145 114 24 7
850 It certainly is creepy when Alexa hears you talking in your sleep. 1.2621 0.04487 145 114 24 7
851 I'm sorry you're cold, but you must see how coming inside isn't the answer. 1.2621 0.04268 145 112 28 5
852 How cute- they are christmas carroting. 1.2621 0.04379 145 113 26 6
853 Just ignore them honey, they'll be gone by spring. 1.2621 0.04487 145 114 24 7
854 What have we got in the fridge? 1.2621 0.04268 145 112 28 5
855 They must have heard we have Disney Plus. 1.2621 0.03917 145 111 31 3
856 I told you so. Now they ALL want a hat. 1.2621 0.04268 145 112 28 5
857 They're Jesnowva's Witnesses. 1.2621 0.04379 145 113 26 6
858 Good question. Let me check the forecast... 1.2621 0.04487 145 114 24 7
859 Frosty was a prolific sperm donor. 1.2621 0.04379 145 113 26 6
860 Looks like Greta Thunberg’s fans are here. 1.2621 0.04268 145 112 28 5
861 Remember, with carrots, size doesn't matter. 1.2621 0.04797 145 117 18 10
862 It DOES seem cruel, but it's for their own good. 1.2621 0.04487 145 114 24 7
863 I knew they'd be back again someday. 1.2621 0.04268 145 112 28 5
864 I can't find any patterns for carrot warmers. 1.2621 0.04593 145 115 22 8
865 Where’s the remote? I think they want to watch “Frosty” again. 1.2621 0.04487 145 114 24 7
866 Yeah, we probably shouldn't have let our snowman use the bathroom last night. 1.2621 0.04593 145 115 22 8
867 Get the hairdryer. 1.2621 0.04155 145 111 30 4
868 Frozen 3: With a Vengeance 1.2621 0.04696 145 116 20 9
869 How long did that take you? 1.2617 0.04507 149 118 23 8
870 Jerry is not wearing his hat again. 1.2617 0.04507 149 118 23 8
871 It may be cold, but we're not letting them in. 1.2617 0.05200 107 84 18 5
872 Apparently it's a Frosty flash mob! 1.2612 0.04846 134 107 19 8
873 Whoa! I guess word got out that we gave Frosty that hat. 1.2612 0.04846 134 107 19 8
874 Yeah, white power is a thing. 1.2595 0.04323 158 125 25 8
875 Oh so the moon’s not interesting enough huh? 1.2587 0.04730 143 115 19 9
876 It’s “snowmaggedon,” not “snowman-geddon.” That’s not a thing. 1.2587 0.04406 143 112 25 6
877 I told you this would happen if you started knitting them free scarves and hats. 1.2587 0.04625 143 114 21 8
878 Not to worry, dear, they're climate control activists. They won't be here long. 1.2587 0.04293 143 111 27 5
879 Okay, later tonight it will change from abominable to merely frightening. 1.2587 0.04625 143 114 21 8
880 Pay no attention to them. They don’t know they’ll melt if they come inside. 1.2587 0.04730 143 115 19 9
881 Zuckerberg's got around the ban on location tracking. 1.2587 0.04730 143 115 19 9
882 Hon, did you put something in the eggnog? 1.2587 0.04406 143 112 25 6
883 Snowman (they, them) 1.2587 0.04517 143 113 23 7
884 White Snowpremacy 1.2587 0.04517 143 113 23 7
885 Honey, I think I know where that 'thumpity thump thump' is coming from... 1.2576 0.04641 132 104 22 6
886 It's the Frosty Posse on climate change again,George 1.2576 0.04884 132 106 18 8
887 What reminds you of Hitchcock? 1.2571 0.04225 140 108 28 4
888 No wonder they were out of carrots at Safeway 1.2571 0.03975 140 106 32 2
889 If you would just make it a little warmer in here we wouldn't have this problem... 1.2571 0.04885 105 81 21 3
890 Weird, not many bids on most of the stuff but I have a thousand people watching the walk in freezer. 1.2571 0.04795 140 113 18 9
891 George, I think you've Twitter flamed the wrong group this time. 1.2571 0.04462 140 110 24 6
892 They heard you keep the house at 32. I don't have the heart to tell them that's Celcius. 1.2571 0.04795 140 113 18 9
893 If we give them money, they'll just blow it on corn cob pipes. 1.2571 0.04345 140 109 26 5
894 It is like feeding stray cats dear. If you keep making hats and scarves for them, they are never going to go away. 1.2571 0.04687 140 114 17 9
895 I told you, if you feed one we’re going to have a problem. 1.2569 0.04489 144 114 23 7
896 We forgot to make them any snow women 1.2569 0.04379 144 113 25 6
897 Calvin was bored his afternoon. 1.2569 0.04152 144 111 29 4
898 According to Accuweather, the snowman apocalypse is expected tomorrow. 1.2569 0.04267 144 112 27 5
899 I said I'm busy! If there was a snow man apocalypse I'm sure we would hear about it. 1.2569 0.04033 144 110 31 3
900 It's a life sized "Where's Waldo" You see him? 1.2569 0.04267 144 112 27 5
901 i wonder if anyone noticed that I swiped a snowman with my car earlier today, 1.2569 0.04379 144 113 25 6
902 Better turn the heat up. 1.2569 0.04379 144 113 25 6
903 And you questioned my concern with having our home address on the internet? 1.2569 0.04152 144 111 29 4
904 Quick honey. Turn the heat up. 1.2569 0.04152 144 111 29 4
905 I don't think it's dangerous to deny climate change. Why? 1.2569 0.04489 144 114 23 7
906 On the bright side, at least they don’t need mittens. 1.2569 0.04489 144 114 23 7
907 I'm googling 'flame throwers' . 1.2569 0.04379 144 113 25 6
908 Honey, do we still keep the hairdryer in the safe with the gun? 1.2569 0.04267 144 112 27 5
909 Ok, give me another sustainable use for coal. 1.2569 0.04379 144 113 25 6
910 See, now they all want you to knit them a scarf. 1.2569 0.04489 144 114 23 7
911 Sure, I've trashed a few snowmen in my day. What makes you ask 1.2569 0.04267 144 112 27 5
912 No worries, they’ll disappear in the spring. 1.2569 0.04379 144 113 25 6
913 The Million Snowman March should be passing by our house right about now. 1.2569 0.04379 144 113 25 6
914 They say there's no business like snow business! 1.2569 0.04267 144 112 27 5
915 They prefer to be called "climate change activists." 1.2569 0.04596 144 115 21 8
916 Again? I'll get the blow dryer. 1.2569 0.04267 144 112 27 5
917 We got a good response to our ad. Now pick one already. 1.2569 0.04152 144 111 29 4
918 It says they're protesting climate change. 1.2569 0.04267 144 112 27 5
919 Honey, do you mind answering the doorbell? 1.2569 0.04267 144 112 27 5
920 They won't leave until they all get scarves. 1.2569 0.04489 144 114 23 7
921 According to the Internet it's called a 'flurry of snowmen.' That's cute. 1.2569 0.04267 144 112 27 5
922 Well, they did say they'd be back again someday. 1.2569 0.04152 144 111 29 4
923 Honey, we're going to need a lot more yarn. 1.2569 0.04152 144 111 29 4
924 It's the Zamboni Apocalypse. 1.2569 0.04802 144 117 17 10
925 I found a great carrot cake recipe 1.2569 0.04152 144 111 29 4
926 It's raining cats and dogs down south but nothing about snowmen locally 1.2569 0.04033 144 110 31 3
927 I warned you. You knit one of them a scarf, they’re all going to want scarves. 1.2569 0.04267 144 112 27 5
928 Well, well. Looks like the Klan has adopted a new winter uniform. 1.2569 0.04700 144 116 19 9
929 It appears to be a global warming protest 1.2569 0.04489 144 114 23 7
930 I’m just so used to offering the carrot and then the sticks—they went for it! 1.2569 0.04489 144 114 23 7
931 They want to know if the ice cubes can come out and play. 1.2569 0.04379 144 113 25 6
932 I don't know, but I'll bet Greta Thunberg's behind it. 1.2569 0.04267 144 112 27 5
933 It says here "side effects may include paranoia and chills." 1.2569 0.04152 144 111 29 4
934 Because I made them they think I'm God. 1.2562 0.04771 121 95 21 5
935 I told them assisted-melting is only legal in Finland but they won’t listen. 1.2556 0.04851 133 107 18 8
936 Yeah, carrot cake sounds good. 1.2556 0.04732 133 106 20 7
937 Build it and they will come, sure. But when will they leave? 1.2555 0.04520 137 108 23 6
938 It’s gonna be tough getting used to being the only humans in the neighborhood 1.2553 0.04434 141 111 24 6
939 I’m knitting as fast as I can! 1.2553 0.04077 141 108 30 3
940 You need to charge more for your hats. 1.2553 0.04199 141 109 28 4
941 Not a single snow woman 1.2536 0.04720 138 111 19 8
942 I warned you not to give one of them a scarf! 1.2536 0.04831 138 112 17 9
943 The new neighbor’s kid? Calvin - why do you ask? 1.2536 0.04831 138 112 17 9
944 Tell them we're woke and it's the last year we're using carbon based facial features. And corn cob pipes were never a thing, anyway. 1.2536 0.04371 138 108 25 5
945 Maybe they ought to think about securing the Northern border. 1.2536 0.04720 138 111 19 8
946 They say it's going to be a killer frost. 1.2536 0.04607 138 110 21 7
947 Oh, that's the neighbor boy, Calvin. I wouldn't worry about it. Tomorrow he will go back to playing with his tiger toy. 1.2536 0.04607 138 110 21 7
948 Now you see why I told you not to let that one in. Now we'll never get rid of them. 1.2536 0.04491 138 109 23 6
949 I think the kids next door have been playing snowman apocalypse in our yard again. 1.2536 0.04491 138 109 23 6
950 They are with the Global Warming Initiative and they claim they are melting. They want me to vote "YES" on the Climate Change Bill. 1.2500 0.04519 136 108 22 6
951 Why, that’s my screensaver. 1.2500 0.04519 136 108 22 6
952 text: Frosty, your friends are here. You can party in the rec room, but keep a mop handy! 1.2500 0.04519 136 108 22 6
953 I think we need to reduce Billy's adderall dose. 1.2500 0.04754 136 110 18 8
954 Can you beat that? My screen just froze again! 1.2500 0.04638 136 109 20 7
955 Oh dear! I really wish you hadn't posted our snow woman on Facebook! 1.2500 0.04519 136 108 22 6
956 We really should have taken a look at the packaging of the fertilizer first. 1.2500 0.04868 136 111 16 9
957 I just donated to crazy Aunt Beatrice's Bring the Snowmen to Life Go Fund Me page 1.2500 0.04638 136 109 20 7
958 Hunny, why is there a charge for three hundred carrots? 1.2500 0.04272 136 106 26 4
959 Like I said, if you leave cocoa and cookies for Santa, news gets around. 1.2500 0.04142 136 105 28 3
960 I found it. It's called a globe of snowmen. 1.2500 0.04519 136 108 22 6
961 The new neighbors sure are nosy... 1.2500 0.04754 136 110 18 8
962 Winter really snuck up on us this year. 1.2500 0.04638 136 109 20 7
963 That's why you should never leave beer outside to cool it off. 1.2500 0.04754 136 110 18 8
964 I told you we shouldn’t have built that house on top of that ancient snowman burial ground. 1.2500 0.04272 136 106 26 4
965 It says on the weather that snow will be a problem tonight. 1.2500 0.05000 100 78 19 3
966 Honey, can you google what snow patrol means? 1.2500 0.04397 136 107 24 5
967 They heard about the snow woman we made last year. 1.2500 0.04638 136 109 20 7
968 This never happened when we lived in Florida. 1.2500 0.04638 136 109 20 7
969 No matter how pathetic they look, we can't bring them in the house! 1.2500 0.04519 136 108 22 6
970 I told you there'd be trouble with the white neighbors. 1.2500 0.04868 136 111 16 9
971 I told them we have Frozen 2 on DVD..... 1.2500 0.04519 136 108 22 6
972 Don't worry, honey, they'll be shush by tomorrow. Who says there's nothing good about global warming? 1.2500 0.05248 104 83 16 5
973 So when is your family arriving again? 1.2500 0.04638 136 109 20 7
974 Will you turn off the porch light dear? 1.2500 0.04638 136 109 20 7
975 Here's what you posted: "New in town, single, winter soul, seeks curvy man with dark, smoky eyes. Must love hand-knit apparel." 1.2500 0.04519 136 108 22 6
976 Ignore them. The protest should end by next March. 1.2500 0.04519 136 108 22 6
977 Ignore them. They just want attention. 1.2500 0.04978 136 112 14 10
978 If we let them in they'll just want back out again. 1.2500 0.04272 136 106 26 4
979 Chill 1.2500 0.04142 136 105 28 3
980 Next time why don't you face them the other way, honey. 1.2500 0.04207 136 108 23 5
981 Their cable is out again. 1.2500 0.04638 136 109 20 7
982 No, no! I said I wanted a Christmas present with lots of CARATS. 1.2482 0.04369 137 108 24 5
983 It turns out they’ve been building the wall on the wrong border. 1.2482 0.04490 137 109 22 6
984 If they want to come in, let them come in. But they're not going to like what happens next. 1.2481 0.04453 133 105 23 5
985 I'm ordering now. How many need hats? 1.2481 0.04702 133 107 19 7
986 Tell them we already have a church. 1.2481 0.04702 133 107 19 7
987 We have flood insurance, right? 1.2481 0.04323 133 104 25 4
988 We know what you did last winter. 1.2481 0.04453 133 105 23 5
989 How could you not like winter? 1.2481 0.04323 133 104 25 4
990 Ha Honey, will you look at this, Tweeter is blowing up with some crazy zombie snowman conspiracy 1.2481 0.04938 133 109 15 9
991 Just tell them Trump says global warming is a hoax. That should put a smile back on their faces. 1.2481 0.04323 133 104 25 4
992 What makes you want to know how the "March of the Penguins" ended? 1.2481 0.04189 133 103 27 3
993 Anyone want a snow-clone 1.2481 0.04821 133 108 17 8
994 Don't worry Annie, the sun will come out tomorrow 1.2481 0.04702 133 107 19 7
995 Corn cob pipes are still on backorder. 1.2481 0.04189 133 103 27 3
996 This article says that angry white men are on the move. 1.2481 0.05052 133 110 13 10
997 It’s just their way of thanking you for the carrots. 1.2481 0.04189 133 103 27 3
998 Ok, I'll delete the tweet. 1.2481 0.04323 133 104 25 4
999 I'd say knit faster. 1.2481 0.04579 133 106 21 6
1000 Tell them Elsa and Anna have moved and they're trespassing. 1.2481 0.04702 133 107 19 7
1001 Abominable aren't they? 1.2481 0.04821 133 108 17 8
1002 I guess we're snowed in. 1.2481 0.04702 133 107 19 7
1003 Honey I think I see Waldo. 1.2481 0.04453 133 105 23 5
1004 I'm crowd-sourcing the New Year's Eve party invitations. 1.2481 0.04453 133 105 23 5
1005 They want us to reduce our carbon footprint. 1.2481 0.04579 133 106 21 6
1006 Do I really have to explain to you why you can't let them in to warm up? 1.2481 0.04579 133 106 21 6
1007 I'll get the flamethrower over-nighted. 1.2481 0.04702 133 107 19 7
1008 Honey, did you see this ridiculous news article about Zombie Snow-Men terrorizing the area... silly... must be fake news. 1.2481 0.04702 133 107 19 7
1009 Have you tried this new dating app yet? 1.2481 0.04453 133 105 23 5
1010 Google calls it the “Minnesota Zombie Apocalypse”. They’re not dangerous, just judgmental. 1.2481 0.04323 133 104 25 4
1011 Flip on the tv, dear, it’s time for the annual showing of Frosty the Snowman. 1.2481 0.05047 129 106 14 9
1012 Fox predicts North Pole caravan 1.2481 0.04542 129 102 22 5
1013 I swear that one winked at me. 1.2463 0.04549 134 107 21 6
1014 Frosty’s on next! 1.2462 0.04511 130 103 22 5
1015 Am I crowd sourcing? 1.2462 0.04377 130 102 24 4
1016 I see Waldo's hat. 1.2462 0.04095 130 100 28 2
1017 I told you not to order from Costco. 1.2460 0.04739 126 101 19 6
1018 I'll just order a bunch of scarves online, or they'll never leave. 1.2451 0.05107 102 81 17 4
1019 They seem upset that we didn't build any snowwomen. 1.2443 0.04210 131 102 26 3
1020 Honey, I think we should have gone to the climate-action rally... 1.2443 0.04480 131 104 22 5
1021 They're mad we changed the wifi password 1.2443 0.04210 131 102 26 3
1022 Honey, I think your “Frozen II” tweet has gone viral. 1.2443 0.04347 131 103 24 4
1023 Sure, we don't have to worry about stolen packages anymore but don't you think the neighbourhood watch has gone a little too far? 1.2443 0.04480 131 104 22 5
1024 I hardly think a few snowmen are going to bring about the end of the world. 1.2443 0.04735 131 106 18 7
1025 Oh, here it is. The Snowman's Association will be meeting at....they got the address wrong. 1.2443 0.04609 131 105 20 6
1026 They're climate refugees. 1.2443 0.04480 131 104 22 5
1027 Snopes says the zombie snowman apocalypse is a myth 1.2443 0.04480 131 104 22 5
1028 Have you been feeding the snowmen again Sarah? 1.2443 0.04609 131 105 20 6
1029 I hope you like like carrot soup 1.2443 0.04609 131 105 20 6
1030 Sweety, I told you what would happen if you gave it a scarf. 1.2443 0.04480 131 104 22 5
1031 They want us to change the Yule log channel. 1.2443 0.04735 131 106 18 7
1032 Ok try snow person removal 1.2443 0.04347 131 103 24 4
1033 Give us all your buttons, or else. 1.2443 0.04609 131 105 20 6
1034 It’s the Frosty apocalypse. 1.2443 0.04347 131 103 24 4
1035 I'm sure the dog is fine outside; he's not bothering anyone. 1.2443 0.04735 131 106 18 7
1036 Sharon, maybe you shouldn't have tweeted about Frosty. 1.2443 0.04609 131 105 20 6
1037 I'm ordering you a flame thrower, sweetie. 1.2443 0.04735 131 106 18 7
1038 Somebody leaked my casting call for “Frozen 3” extras. 1.2443 0.04977 131 108 14 9
1039 Looks like Frosty met a snow-woman... 1.2443 0.04347 131 103 24 4
1040 Oh, swell! Now they ALL want scarves. 1.2443 0.04609 131 105 20 6
1041 What kind of tea did you say this is? 1.2443 0.04210 131 102 26 3
1042 I told you posting that Craigslist ad would get a lot of responses. 1.2443 0.04609 131 105 20 6
1043 No. No. You know perfectly well why we can’t let them in from the cold. 1.2443 0.04858 131 107 16 8
1044 Well, you did just offer to do the snow blowing. 1.2443 0.04347 131 103 24 4
1045 Begging for Shelter! Climate change is coming 1.2443 0.04480 131 104 22 5
1046 A bunch of angry white males." 1.2443 0.04480 131 104 22 5
1047 Oh, it's just another Global Warming protest. 1.2443 0.04480 131 104 22 5
1048 Tape your carrot cake and carrot soup recipes on the window. They’ll leave 1.2443 0.04480 131 104 22 5
1049 Don't worry, they're just Russian bots. 1.2443 0.04609 131 105 20 6
1050 I think they’ve come to free their brother in my snow globe. 1.2443 0.04210 131 102 26 3
1051 They’re really not very bright. They think this is the pre-game show. 1.2443 0.04347 131 103 24 4
1052 Where's global warming when you need it? 1.2443 0.04858 131 107 16 8
1053 What did I tell you? Knit one of them a scarf and they'll all want one. 1.2443 0.04977 131 108 14 9
1054 That's odd, I have 62,000 new friend requests. 1.2443 0.04347 131 103 24 4
1055 Well, your Tinder profile does say that you like Cold Play. 1.2443 0.05094 131 109 12 10
1056 Tell me a little about your paranoia 1.2443 0.04347 131 103 24 4
1057 All right. Carrots. Snow formations. A sense of being watched. Any other symptoms? 1.2443 0.04858 131 107 16 8
1058 The only way to deal with them is with a carrot or stick approach. 1.2443 0.04210 131 102 26 3
1059 Their email says they want to have some fun before they melt away 1.2443 0.04735 131 106 18 7
1060 It says “The weather outside is frightful “. 1.2443 0.04735 131 106 18 7
1061 Frosty invited all his friends over.... 1.2443 0.04480 131 104 22 5
1062 You're right -- it IS colder in here than it is outside. 1.2443 0.04735 131 106 18 7
1063 I'm having a Hallmark moment." 1.2443 0.04480 131 104 22 5
1064 How thoughtful, Amazon anticipated our need for fresh carrots and hats. 1.2443 0.04858 131 107 16 8
1065 Just close the drapes. They’ll go away when the sun comes out. 1.2443 0.04609 131 105 20 6
1066 These climate change protesters have no boundaries. 1.2443 0.04480 131 104 22 5
1067 I did't realize that snowmen migrated 1.2427 0.04871 103 81 19 3
1068 Are you baking carrot cake again, dear? 1.2427 0.04871 103 81 19 3
1069 I’m telling you, don’t give them mouths. You will never hear the end of it 1.2424 0.04578 132 106 20 6
1070 Please don’t snowmansplain this. 1.2424 0.04703 132 107 18 7
1071 You better knit faster. Now they ALL want a new cap. 1.2424 0.04450 132 105 22 5
1072 ‘I know. But let’s not have a meltdown because of this..” 1.2424 0.04318 132 104 24 4
1073 Don’t make eye contact, climate change will take care of them. 1.2424 0.04578 132 106 20 6
1074 They’re out calling for action on global warming. 1.2424 0.04578 132 106 20 6
1075 Prime will deliver more yarn in an hour. 1.2424 0.04450 132 105 22 5
1076 I told you if you made one of them a scarf, they will all want one. 1.2424 0.04450 132 105 22 5
1077 It appears they have recently unionized..... 1.2424 0.04450 132 105 22 5
1078 Don't worry they'll be extinct soon. 1.2424 0.04450 132 105 22 5
1079 Tell them to check the porch--Amazon says 500 corncob pipes just arrived! 1.2424 0.04318 132 104 24 4
1080 The global-warming debate has shifted from social media to grass roots. 1.2424 0.04450 132 105 22 5
1081 Your Twitter following has really snowballed. 1.2422 0.04539 128 102 21 5
1082 No, but I saw a guy on our lawn this morning with a stuffed tiger and a slightly demented look on his face. 1.2422 0.04401 128 101 23 4
1083 You feed one,it starts snowballing 1.2422 0.04401 128 101 23 4
1084 Nope. Control-alt-delete doesn’t work. 1.2422 0.04539 128 102 21 5
1085 It says here that the snowmen are unarmed but crave mittens. 1.2422 0.04259 128 100 25 3
1086 Just act natural. That’s what they’re here for. 1.2422 0.04673 128 103 19 6
1087 So, how many more scarves? 1.2422 0.04401 128 101 23 4
1088 Honey, why is there a charge for fifty dollars worth of carrots? 1.2422 0.04539 128 102 21 5
1089 Honey, Where’s Waldo? 1.2422 0.04539 128 102 21 5
1090 It's because we don't have a Canadian wall. 1.2422 0.04401 128 101 23 4
1091 I think its time to take the kid back to therapy. 1.2422 0.04401 128 101 23 4
1092 Honey, better pick same day delivery on that yarn. 1.2422 0.04539 128 102 21 5
1093 What's the thing after the thing about chestnuts? 1.2422 0.04673 128 103 19 6
1094 Move to Canada, they said . . . they have free universal healthcare, they said 1.2422 0.04539 128 102 21 5
1095 Did it snow today? 1.2422 0.04539 128 102 21 5
1096 One Million Snowmen March... End Your Addiction to Fossil Fuel! We’re Melting... 1.2422 0.04401 128 101 23 4
1097 Calvin and his stuffed tiger next door have been busy today. 1.2422 0.04802 128 104 17 7
1098 If they scare you, invite them in. 1.2422 0.04673 128 103 19 6
1099 I keep hearing a thumpity-thump-thump 1.2422 0.04539 128 102 21 5
1100 Don't mind us we just chill'n 1.2422 0.04802 128 104 17 7
1101 I miss Calvin and Hobbes. Happy Holidays to you and your family, Bill Watterson. 1.2422 0.04802 128 104 17 7
1102 They think they just found their ice queen. 1.2422 0.04929 128 105 15 8
1103 It says here the Klan is changing its image. 1.2422 0.04673 128 103 19 6
1104 I told you there'd be consequences if you continued denying climate change. 1.2422 0.04539 128 102 21 5
1105 You're only hurting them when you try to make them warmer. 1.2422 0.04401 128 101 23 4
1106 If you believe this forecast, they'll all be gone by the weekend. 1.2422 0.04673 128 103 19 6
1107 Find Frosty. 1.2419 0.04633 124 99 20 5
1108 Hank, I think I know where all of your buttons went. 1.2417 0.05020 120 98 15 7
1109 We should have listened to Billy’s pediatrician and started him on Ritalin.” Lloyd Berkowitz Boca Raton, F 1.2417 0.05158 120 99 13 8
1110 Damn. Looks like we fell asleep and awoke in a New Yorker cartoon caption contest. Again. 1.2417 0.04733 120 96 19 5
1111 Looks like Frosty was busy last winter. 1.2403 0.04508 129 103 21 5
1112 I understand their concerns about global warming but these requests for weather updates are starting to get annoying. 1.2403 0.04508 129 103 21 5
1113 If you knit it, they will come. 1.2403 0.04371 129 102 23 4
1114 Is Jimmy off his meds again? 1.2403 0.04371 129 102 23 4
1115 They’ve unionized. 1.2403 0.04769 129 105 17 7
1116 Wait a minute, it's not even snowing 1.2403 0.04508 129 103 21 5
1117 The one with the scarf is creeping me out. 1.2403 0.04508 129 103 21 5
1118 I am looking at the cost of your knitting supplies. How is that possible? 1.2403 0.04508 129 103 21 5
1119 Did you know that if you hold down this button, the screen fills up with emojis? 1.2403 0.04371 129 102 23 4
1120 What did you think would happen after you called them a bunch of snowflakes? 1.2403 0.04769 129 105 17 7
1121 I’d start knitting faster! 1.2403 0.04508 129 103 21 5
1122 Oh look, it stopped snowing. 1.2403 0.04230 129 101 25 3
1123 Can you order me more yarn? 1.2403 0.04371 129 102 23 4
1124 Who knew that there is a snowman mating call? 1.2403 0.04371 129 102 23 4
1125 Honey, I said those scarves would be a hit 1.2403 0.04371 129 102 23 4
1126 Just ignore them and they’ll melt away. 1.2403 0.04508 129 103 21 5
1127 He did say he would be back again one day, he just didn't say all at once. 1.2403 0.04508 129 103 21 5
1128 What did you expect? They're white. 1.2403 0.04508 129 103 21 5
1129 Ignore them. They have ice in their veins. 1.2403 0.04894 129 106 15 8
1130 Stop knitting. It’ll be upper 40’s by morning. 1.2403 0.04508 129 103 21 5
1131 Looks like Calvin is home on break already. 1.2403 0.04640 129 104 19 6
1132 Steamed carrots sound good right now. 1.2403 0.04508 129 103 21 5
1133 I wish you had knitted us some curtains 1.2403 0.04371 129 102 23 4
1134 Sorry, did you say it's frosty outside? 1.2403 0.04371 129 102 23 4
1135 I told you if you accessorized one it would get out of hand. 1.2400 0.04458 125 99 22 4
1136 Honey, what's this invoice for 130 carrots? 1.2400 0.04158 125 97 26 2
1137 A Pink Flamingo? 1.2400 0.04873 125 102 16 7
1138 Now they all want your knitted scarves. 1.2400 0.04948 100 79 18 3
1139 According to the Weather Channel, you'll only need to keep knitting for another two days. 1.2381 0.04704 126 102 18 6
1140 Says here they've had it with global warming. 1.2381 0.03973 126 97 28 1
1141 That’s odd. I made that scarf. 1.2381 0.04426 126 100 22 4
1142 Much better than vampires. 1.2381 0.03892 126 99 25 2
1143 They’re more afraid of you than you are of them. 1.2366 0.04174 131 103 25 3
1144 Now they all want hats and scarves. 1.2362 0.04101 127 99 26 2
1145 Honey, would you add a few more logs to the fire? 1.2348 0.04416 132 106 21 5
1146 Using rock salt would just make them angrier. 1.2348 0.04510 115 91 21 3
1147 The neighbors have gone too far with their decorations this year 1.2339 0.04596 124 100 19 5
1148 Now they all want a scarf. 1.2339 0.04596 124 100 19 5
1149 I think they are cold 1.2339 0.04737 124 101 17 6
1150 When do we tell them they're adopted? 1.2339 0.04596 124 100 19 5
1151 Here, Angelo's 24 hour Emergency Snow Removal, "your satisfaction is guaranteed" 1.2339 0.04873 124 102 15 7
1152 I wouldn't worry about it. Weather.com says it's going to be above freezing today. 1.2339 0.04301 124 98 23 3
1153 Google says they’ll stare for a while and when the weather gets warmer they’ll melt away. Apparently we get the keep the hats, scarves and carrots. 1.2339 0.04596 124 100 19 5
1154 The Christmas Carolers really stepped up their game this year. 1.2339 0.04737 124 101 17 6
1155 Can you search for a good carrot soup recipe? 1.2339 0.04301 124 98 23 3
1156 You seem to have misplaced a decimal point on your Amazon order, my dear. 1.2339 0.04451 124 99 21 4
1157 They know you have a walk in freezer. 1.2339 0.04451 124 99 21 4
1158 I think we can make them happy with about 300 buttons. 1.2339 0.04451 124 99 21 4
1159 Dear, could you turn up the heat. I think they want to come in. 1.2339 0.04301 124 98 23 3
1160 Finally, cold hard proof that climate change is man-made. 1.2339 0.04451 124 99 21 4
1161 It seems cruel, but it's best not to let them in. 1.2339 0.04737 124 101 17 6
1162 I told you that if made a scarf for one, they'd all want one, too. 1.2339 0.05006 124 103 13 8
1163 How many times did you click "send?" 1.2339 0.04451 124 99 21 4
1164 Quick get a pic before they all melt away. 1.2339 0.05006 124 103 13 8
1165 They must have seen the online auction for that old silk hat I found. 1.2339 0.04301 124 98 23 3
1166 Notice how the coals seem to follow you around the room? 1.2339 0.04737 124 101 17 6
1167 I told you to apologize for running over our neighbor's snowman with our snowblower. 1.2339 0.04596 124 100 19 5
1168 I don’t mind ordering more yarn, but it’s going to be in the forties all week... 1.2339 0.04737 124 101 17 6
1169 Somehow I think this "global warming" thing is gaining traction. 1.2339 0.04737 124 101 17 6
1170 I told you not to knit him a hat. How did you think this would end? 1.2339 0.04451 124 99 21 4
1171 Fine—just this once you can adjust the thermostat. 1.2339 0.04451 124 99 21 4
1172 'It says here the Canadian border melted' 1.2339 0.04596 124 100 19 5
1173 Honey, you might want to stop 'liking' Frosty the Snowman. 1.2339 0.03985 124 96 27 1
1174 I just ordered a mob of snowmen on Amazon. I hope they get here in time for Christmas. 1.2339 0.04737 124 101 17 6
1175 The word is out. They love your scarves. 1.2339 0.04451 124 99 21 4
1176 As representatives of the only truly white race, we’re here to protest your interracial marriage. 1.2339 0.04596 124 100 19 5
1177 If we invite one in for hot cocoa maybe the rest will get the message. 1.2339 0.04737 124 101 17 6
1178 I'm an artist, darling. I don't have to explain why I make the things I make. 1.2339 0.04737 124 101 17 6
1179 I guess I shouldn't have crowd-sourced a snowman for the yard. 1.2339 0.04596 124 100 19 5
1180 Honey, google ‘snowman average hat size’ 1.2339 0.04596 124 100 19 5
1181 I don't think we are in Kansas anymore. 1.2339 0.04451 124 99 21 4
1182 We should have never posted our snow woman on that dating site. 1.2339 0.04596 124 100 19 5
1183 They're not complaining about "Baby,It's Cold Outside." 1.2339 0.05135 124 104 11 9
1184 It says here that protests against global warning are becoming larger and more diverse." 1.2339 0.04451 124 99 21 4
1185 So what did you do all day? 1.2339 0.04451 124 99 21 4
1186 Now the snow people are protesting about climate change! 1.2339 0.04301 124 98 23 3
1187 Honey, are you still posting messages on those global warming skeptic sites? 1.2339 0.04451 124 99 21 4
1188 Relax. Climate change is gonna clear this little problem right up. 1.2339 0.04301 124 98 23 3
1189 I always thought of the apocalypse as more of a summer thing. 1.2339 0.04596 124 100 19 5
1190 the police suspect the escapees are traveling in disguise.' 1.2339 0.04737 124 101 17 6
1191 There must’ve been magic in that hat I found. 1.2339 0.04596 124 100 19 5
1192 I'm trying to figure out where they get carrots at this time of year. 1.2339 0.04596 124 100 19 5
1193 Dear, have the kids been reading your old "Calvin and Hobbes" books again? 1.2339 0.04596 124 100 19 5
1194 Soups on? 1.2339 0.04737 124 101 17 6
1195 Let me check. I think 'snowpeople' is the correct term. 1.2339 0.04451 124 99 21 4
1196 He and his pals aren’t such joyful happy souls after dark. 1.2336 0.04305 137 110 22 5
1197 Honey, very slowly hand me the hairdryer... 1.2333 0.04386 120 95 22 3
1198 I hate that wallpaper ! 1.2326 0.04335 129 103 22 4
1199 It says here that they prefer "snowpeople." 1.2320 0.04702 125 102 17 6
1200 Ready for some fake news? A pack of man-eating snowmen . . . 1.2320 0.04702 125 104 14 7
1201 I think there may be some unanticipated issues with climate change... 1.2320 0.04271 125 99 23 3
1202 The carrot cake, Wendy discovered, was more than empty calories. 1.2314 0.04805 121 99 16 6
1203 Honey, I think it's time to turn the heat on. 1.2314 0.04946 121 100 14 7
1204 You wouldn’t be knitting a carrot, would you? 1.2314 0.04805 121 99 16 6
1205 ''Are you listening?' 1.2314 0.04509 121 97 20 4
1206 It's the annual snowman strike. Their demand is simple: They want ears. 1.2314 0.04509 121 97 20 4
1207 Eugene, the icemen cometh 1.2314 0.04659 121 98 18 5
1208 Good news: it says free shipping on yarn orders over 10,000 yards. 1.2314 0.04805 121 99 16 6
1209 Calmly walk to the kitchen and bring back a vegetable grater. 1.2314 0.04659 121 98 18 5
1210 They're yellow. 1.2314 0.04659 121 98 18 5
1211 Calvin doesn’t live here anymore! 1.2314 0.04192 121 95 24 2
1212 Hello mister police... 1.2314 0.04805 121 99 16 6
1213 They must have learned about your online parka business. 1.2314 0.04192 121 95 24 2
1214 We've given them all our carrots, scarves, and snow hats. Now they want coal? 1.2314 0.04192 121 95 24 2
1215 I'd donate your knitting elsewhere, they always leave by spring. 1.2314 0.04509 121 97 20 4
1216 Time for another tweet! Greta has successfully organized the snowmen. 1.2314 0.04509 121 97 20 4
1217 I now know what happened to all my carrots. 1.2314 0.04509 121 97 20 4
1218 They're a tight knit group. 1.2314 0.04805 121 99 16 6
1219 Not a particularly diverse group. 1.2314 0.04354 121 96 22 3
1220 Just ignore them, dear. I don't want to clean up a bunch of puddles in the morning. 1.2314 0.04659 121 98 18 5
1221 Don’t give them any money. They’ll just blow it all on “snow”. 1.2314 0.04509 121 97 20 4
1222 I saw one of the boys reaching for the carrots earlier - why do you ask? 1.2314 0.04109 121 97 21 3
1223 They're not angry. They're woke. But I agree, it's still uncomfortable. 1.2314 0.04946 121 100 14 7
1224 The middle school is out for winter break. 1.2314 0.04354 121 96 22 3
1225 Yep, it goes "thumpety thump thump, look at Frosty go" - why do you ask? 1.2314 0.05083 121 101 12 8
1226 It's the annual trolling by the climate-change deniers. 1.2314 0.04805 121 99 16 6
1227 Night of the living snowmen. 1.2314 0.04509 121 97 20 4
1228 Well how many Snowmen did you order from Amazon?" 1.2314 0.04192 121 95 24 2
1229 I share your sympathies for their movement, honey. I just don't consider it sustainable. 1.2314 0.04509 121 97 20 4
1230 It looks like your Tinder account is frozen... 1.2314 0.04659 121 98 18 5
1231 Honey, did you hit another snowman with the snow blower? 1.2308 0.04441 117 93 21 3
1232 Uh, Fred are these your friends? 1.2295 0.04476 122 98 20 4
1233 It says here that the one thing that will make them go away is daffodils. 1.2295 0.04769 122 100 16 6
1234 Point taken. It's colder inside than outside. I'll fix the furnace tomorrow. 1.2290 0.04275 131 105 22 4
1235 George, every one of these motherfuckers can write a caption that is wryer and more middle-aged cute than yours. 1.2279 0.04779 136 114 13 9
1236 Icy dead people! 1.2277 0.05428 101 84 11 6
1237 This neighborhood used to be a lot more diverse. 1.2273 0.05111 110 91 13 6
1238 We’re here.. 1.2269 0.04984 119 99 13 7
1239 Remind me why we moved to Florida 1.2269 0.04535 119 96 19 4
1240 While you're add it, order some carrots please. 1.2269 0.04839 119 98 15 6
1241 I’m not getting jolly happy soul vibes from them Christopher 1.2269 0.04375 119 95 21 3
1242 Alfred Hitchcock's unfinished masterpiece: The Snowbirds 1.2269 0.04689 119 97 17 5
1243 Says here it's gonna be really frosty again tonight. 1.2269 0.04984 119 99 13 7
1244 I posted your picture on Christmas mingle 1.2269 0.04535 119 96 19 4
1245 Just ignore them. They'll be gone by Spring. 1.2269 0.04375 119 95 21 3
1246 We're in for record lows but not much snow. 1.2269 0.04689 119 97 17 5
1247 Looks like your scarves are a hit with the locals. 1.2269 0.04375 119 95 21 3
1248 That northern border wall isn’t working either. 1.2269 0.04689 119 97 17 5
1249 We can’t keep ignoring the kids... Frozen 2 is playing in 20 minutes. 1.2269 0.04839 119 98 15 6
1250 Hold tight darling, I’m writing President Trump for a Northern border migrant wall. 1.2269 0.04535 119 96 19 4
1251 The neighbor boy, Calvin, has a weird sense of humor. 1.2269 0.04689 119 97 17 5
1252 Dear,it's snowmaning again. 1.2269 0.04375 119 95 21 3
1253 There must have been some magic in that vodka martini I just had. 1.2269 0.04689 119 97 17 5
1254 unlike someone, Frosty's been busy 1.2269 0.04839 119 98 15 6
1255 Darn it, no offers. We'll never find anyone for our corn cob pipes. 1.2269 0.04984 119 99 13 7
1256 OK, OK. I'll donate to Greta Thunberg. 1.2269 0.04535 119 96 19 4
1257 Do you know a 'Frosty somebody' on Tinder? 1.2269 0.04535 119 96 19 4
1258 Yes, our heating bills ARE obscene, but you're going to have to let me push the thermostat up a bit. 1.2269 0.05124 119 100 11 8
1259 I agree it's...unsettling, but at least it's not the Klan. 1.2269 0.04535 119 96 19 4
1260 What do you think worries them more, global warming or rising sea levels? 1.2269 0.04689 119 97 17 5
1261 Is it just me or are the snowmen also experiencing homelessness? 1.2269 0.04375 119 95 21 3
1262 Don't be ridiculous. Frosty had a button nose. 1.2269 0.04839 119 98 15 6
1263 Cold front’s moving in. 1.2269 0.03856 119 92 27 0
1264 So Janet, um, are you into Hitchcock movies? 1.2269 0.04535 119 96 19 4
1265 Inviting them in won't end well, for any of us. 1.2269 0.04984 119 99 13 7
1266 Don't worry, they're just Frosty's base--all carrot and no stick. 1.2269 0.04375 119 95 21 3
1267 I warned you,'Knit a hat for one, they'll all want one. 1.2269 0.04839 119 98 15 6
1268 Haven’t you knitted enough hats already? 1.2269 0.04535 119 96 19 4
1269 Honey...remember when Frosty said he'd be back again someday? 1.2269 0.04689 119 97 17 5
1270 Wow, it says here that Bill Waterson is coming out of retirement! 1.2269 0.04375 119 95 21 3
1271 Does our homeowners' association cover snow man removal? 1.2269 0.04036 119 93 25 1
1272 Perhaps we should turn the thermostat up a bit. 1.2269 0.04839 119 98 15 6
1273 No, let them stay outside. Remember what happened last year? 1.2269 0.04535 119 96 19 4
1274 I warned you what would happen if you knitted a scarf for just one snowman. 1.2269 0.04689 119 97 17 5
1275 Let's play, where's Frosty? 1.2269 0.04689 119 97 17 5
1276 That one with the hat sticking up has been here before. 1.2269 0.04535 119 96 19 4
1277 Gonna be a lot of my knitted hats and carrots on the lawn this spring 1.2269 0.04535 119 96 19 4
1278 This is what happens when the neighborhood kids get too many snow days in a row. 1.2269 0.04375 119 95 21 3
1279 Your mistake was giving them the cold shoulder. They found it alluring. 1.2269 0.04375 119 95 21 3
1280 Great! Now they all want pants! 1.2269 0.04839 119 98 15 6
1281 I’ve heard that melting ice caps causes this massive migrations. 1.2269 0.04375 119 95 21 3
1282 The drawing is at 8 o'clock. 1.2269 0.04535 119 96 19 4
1283 Just ignore them. They’ll be gone by March 1.2269 0.04375 119 95 21 3
1284 Don’t even think of letting them in. Our flood insurance will never cover it. 1.2269 0.04839 119 98 15 6
1285 Honey, where’s the hair dryer? 1.2269 0.04535 119 96 19 4
1286 I'm ordering thirty 10 lb. bags of salt. Should be here soon. 1.2269 0.04375 119 95 21 3
1287 Again, with the carrot envy. 1.2269 0.04209 119 94 23 2
1288 Now I know how you kept busy while our internet was down! 1.2269 0.04984 119 99 13 7
1289 Turn up the heat 1.2269 0.04535 119 96 19 4
1290 Frosty found a Mrs 1.2269 0.04689 119 97 17 5
1291 Keep those stocking caps coming and nobody gets hurt. 1.2269 0.04375 119 95 21 3
1292 I told you this would happen if you knitted a scarf for Frosty. Now they ALL want one. 1.2269 0.04375 119 95 21 3
1293 You insisted on singing thirty choruses of 'Baby, it's cold outside...' 1.2269 0.04839 119 98 15 6
1294 I told you you knotting project would snowball. 1.2269 0.04839 119 98 15 6
1295 They all want scarves like that guy's wearing. 1.2269 0.04209 119 94 23 2
1296 Later on, we’ll conspire! 1.2269 0.04375 119 95 21 3
1297 I mean they're all shirtless. 1.2269 0.04535 119 96 19 4
1298 You're absolutely right, Hon. Homelessness in Minnesota is not anything like it is in California. 1.2269 0.04375 119 95 21 3
1299 Don’t you dare start knitting them sweaters now. 1.2269 0.04535 119 96 19 4
1300 Google what to do when you have 100 snowmen in your backyard. 1.2269 0.03947 119 95 22 2
1301 If you want a romantic night either close the drapes or get your hairdryer. 1.2269 0.04375 119 95 21 3
1302 Uh-oh, the snowflakes have organized! 1.2269 0.04984 119 99 13 7
1303 So why the sudden interest in Arizona? 1.2269 0.04535 119 96 19 4
1304 They might think it's cooler in here. 1.2269 0.04535 119 96 19 4
1305 Check it out, we're a meme! 1.2250 0.04342 120 96 21 3
1306 If you give a snow man a scarf... 1.2250 0.04654 120 98 17 5
1307 The correct term is ‘snow PEOPLE,’ Tiffany, and if you were really as ‘free-spirited’ as you claim to be here in your eharmony profile, you would just let them watch us fuck already. 1.2250 0.05221 120 102 9 9
1308 Two eyes made out of coal” that checks out. But he’s meant to have a button nose, and be “jolly” not creepy 1.2243 0.05023 107 88 14 5
1309 I'm freezing in here. 1.2243 0.04159 107 86 19 2
1310 Honey, how many times did you swipe right? 1.2241 0.04429 116 93 20 3
1311 It says here to ignore them no matter what they do, because they're just water. 1.2241 0.04756 116 95 16 5
1312 Nobody said Christmas miracles couldn’t be terrifying. 1.2241 0.04429 116 93 20 3
1313 I see, it's number 2020 doesn't have a hat yet. 1.2241 0.04429 116 93 20 3
1314 Did you feed the snowmen today? 1.2241 0.04429 116 93 20 3
1315 Did you tell them that the freezer is full and that the groundhog says there is still six weeks to spring? 1.2241 0.04756 116 95 16 5
1316 It's the neighbourhood climate action group 1.2241 0.04756 116 95 16 5
1317 I'll check, but I'm pretty sure it's called a flock of snowmen. 1.2241 0.04429 116 93 20 3
1318 I'll be glad when the primary is over. 1.2241 0.04911 116 96 14 6
1319 You see this story about a marauding arming of snowmen? 1.2241 0.04756 116 95 16 5
1320 Honey, aren’t you a little worried that Billy’s been working for six hours building his snowman? 1.2241 0.04596 116 94 18 4
1321 I won’t make them coffee this time. 1.2241 0.04257 116 92 22 2
1322 Huh, a massive ice shelf broke away from Antartica and they say it could be harboring undiscovered life forms. 1.2241 0.04596 116 94 18 4
1323 Well, they don’t look like very “jolly souls” to me! 1.2241 0.04911 116 96 14 6
1324 CNN says they are protesting global warming. 1.2241 0.04596 116 94 18 4
1325 They're not going to come in, honey. They'd melt first. 1.2241 0.04756 116 95 16 5
1326 If you knit a scarf forone of them, you've got to knit one for all of them. 1.2241 0.04257 116 92 22 2
1327 You missed one. 1.2241 0.04596 116 94 18 4
1328 These climate protests are really getting a bit out of hand. 1.2241 0.04429 116 93 20 3
1329 Should we invite them in, to Netflix and Chill? 1.2241 0.04596 116 94 18 4
1330 I wouldn't worry. If they make it inside we'll just up the heating. 1.2241 0.04596 116 94 18 4
1331 I can't find Waldo, can you? 1.2241 0.04911 116 96 14 6
1332 Your order from Amazon has arrived. 1.2241 0.04429 116 93 20 3
1333 Don't worry, I just turned up the thermostat. 1.2241 0.04596 116 94 18 4
1334 They're on strike but it won't last. 1.2241 0.04429 116 93 20 3
1335 I told them, everyone will get a hat! 1.2241 0.04257 116 92 22 2
1336 Our new neighbors are giving me the chills. 1.2241 0.04596 116 94 18 4
1337 You're probably wondering why I've called you all here... 1.2241 0.04596 116 94 18 4
1338 Honey, don't you think your obsession with Frozen is going a bit too far? 1.2241 0.04429 116 93 20 3
1339 Don’t worry darling. The tele says its to be above 40° this weekend. 1.2241 0.04429 116 93 20 3
1340 I think our neighbors hate us 1.2222 0.04396 117 94 20 3
1341 I don’t think I have enough yarn to make scarves for all of them. 1.2222 0.04396 117 94 20 3
1342 Don't worry, they'll be gone by March. 1.2222 0.04396 117 94 20 3
1343 Climate change can't happen fast enough. 1.2222 0.04396 117 94 20 3
1344 The documentary on global warming is about to start. 1.2222 0.04719 117 96 16 5
1345 Calm down. I just don't understand why its a big deal that there's no men in the yard. 1.2222 0.05021 117 98 12 7
1346 You give one a nose, they all want one. 1.2222 0.04046 117 94 21 2
1347 I did not forget to shut off the irrigation system. 1.2222 0.04225 117 93 22 2
1348 It doesn't matter what they want. It's going to rain all night. 1.2222 0.04873 117 97 14 6
1349 It seems that Google doesn't know everything. 1.2222 0.04396 117 94 20 3
1350 Sure, and I suppose you found Waldo too. 1.2222 0.04396 117 94 20 3
1351 Another order for legless pants. 1.2222 0.04396 117 94 20 3
1352 I warned you. If you knit ours something, the others will want one, too. 1.2222 0.04396 117 94 20 3
1353 *Sigh* No, they can't borrow any more sunblock 1.2193 0.04273 114 91 21 2
1354 What do they think this place is? The Iceman Cometh's Last Chance Saloon? Close those curtains at once. 1.2193 0.04622 114 93 17 4
1355 Whatever the hell happened to corn cob pipes and button noses? 1.2193 0.04451 114 92 19 3
1356 Well I did warn you. If you knit it, they will come. 1.2193 0.04451 114 92 19 3
1357 There is a certain seasonality to your customer base, honey. 1.2193 0.04787 114 94 15 5
1358 Personally, I can't wait for global warming. 1.2193 0.04451 114 92 19 3
1359 Kevin, do you still have that flamethrower in the garage? 1.2193 0.04451 114 92 19 3
1360 Help me find a good recipe for carrot cake. Tomorrow's going to be unseasonably warm. 1.2193 0.04451 114 92 19 3
1361 I guess we’re watching Frozen tonight 1.2193 0.04946 114 95 13 6
1362 It says here that they're demanding more energy efficient eyes. 1.2193 0.04451 114 92 19 3
1363 Stay calm while I check the weather forecast. 1.2193 0.04273 114 91 21 2
1364 And what gives you the idea the heat's too low, honey? 1.2193 0.04946 114 95 13 6
1365 I think that Greta girl sent them 1.2193 0.04451 114 92 19 3
1366 Is it just my imagination or have the carolers been out there a long time? 1.2193 0.04622 114 93 17 4
1367 The fools want hot chocolate. 1.2193 0.04946 114 95 13 6
1368 Don’t worry honey, I just googled and it appears that snowmen don’t have teeth. 1.2193 0.04946 114 95 13 6
1369 I thought it was supposed to be raining men. 1.2193 0.04946 114 95 13 6
1370 Did you put salt on the front walk like I asked? 1.2193 0.04273 114 91 21 2
1371 When you have the fastest Wifi in the neighbourhood 1.2193 0.04451 114 92 19 3
1372 I'm starting to face the plans that we made a little bit afraid. 1.2193 0.04363 114 96 13 5
1373 Honey, what ever happened to the one snowman per child rule? 1.2193 0.04273 114 91 21 2
1374 Ignore them! Spring is just around the corner. 1.2193 0.04273 114 91 21 2
1375 It’s hard to believe they’re going extinct. 1.2193 0.04622 114 93 17 4
1376 I wish Frosty had told me he was bringing friends this year 1.2193 0.04622 114 93 17 4
1377 Looks like your scarf was a big hit. 1.2193 0.04622 114 93 17 4
1378 Stick with the hats, dear. Remember what happened last year when you gave them hot chocolate? 1.2193 0.04087 114 90 23 1
1379 If you think that's weird, you should see their Facebook page. 1.2193 0.04946 114 95 13 6
1380 It is definitely weird... No carols this year? 1.2193 0.04451 114 92 19 3
1381 Don't you see the irony in keeping snowmen warm? 1.2193 0.04622 114 93 17 4
1382 Well, that’s what you get for feeding that first one. 1.2193 0.04946 114 95 13 6
1383 I know it's winter and all but this isn't quite the way I envisioned the zombie apocalypse. 1.2193 0.04787 114 94 15 5
1384 "A few of them are asking if they left their hats in here." 1.2193 0.04451 114 92 19 3
1385 Give us the knitted scarf and nobody gets hurt. 1.2193 0.04787 114 94 15 5
1386 Have you seen our friend, Parson Brown? 1.2193 0.04787 114 94 15 5
1387 Oh don’t be concerned: they are only here for a season.” 1.2193 0.04622 114 93 17 4
1388 I think the White Walkers are back. 1.2193 0.04622 114 93 17 4
1389 I'd ask what they want, but none of them have mouths. 1.2193 0.04622 114 93 17 4
1390 They should be gone by Spring. 1.2193 0.04451 114 92 19 3
1391 You won't believe the picture that's coming up on my screen. 1.2193 0.04273 114 91 21 2
1392 Don't let them in! Remember what happened last time? 1.2193 0.04622 114 93 17 4
1393 Honey, are you giving me the cold shoulder? 1.2193 0.04451 114 92 19 3
1394 When I ordered 100 Frostys from Wendy’s, this was not what I meant. 1.2193 0.04451 114 92 19 3
1395 Thumpety thump thump. THUMPETY THUMP THUMP. 1.2193 0.04273 114 91 21 2
1396 Oh great, that Peeping Tom snowman gang is back. Ever since one of them heard you say it was time for some serious plowing… 1.2193 0.04273 114 91 21 2
1397 Honey, please tell them we are out of carrots. 1.2193 0.04787 114 94 15 5
1398 Whoa! Someone named Frosty just placed a huge stocking cap order on your Etsy page! 1.2193 0.04181 114 93 18 3
1399 Sigh--I'll call Calvin's parents in the morning. 1.2193 0.04787 114 94 15 5
1400 Ignore them. They'll be gone with the first thaw. 1.2193 0.04787 114 94 15 5
1401 Our new neighbor Calvin seems nice. 1.2193 0.04622 114 93 17 4
1402 OK. So far I've got milk, eggs, bread and yarn. Anything else? 1.2193 0.04622 114 93 17 4
1403 I thought you had him neutered. 1.2193 0.04946 114 95 13 6
1404 I don't think they have any intention of melting away. 1.2193 0.04451 114 92 19 3
1405 Like many, Janet pitied the horde of man-eating snowmen, who were born without mouths. 1.2193 0.04622 114 93 17 4
1406 I can't pull the wool over their eyes, honey 1.2193 0.04787 114 94 15 5
1407 If you let them in they'll just melt all over the house 1.2193 0.04622 114 93 17 4
1408 Winter is here. 1.2193 0.04451 114 92 19 3
1409 We're going to need more yarn. 1.2193 0.04273 114 91 21 2
1410 We have the chill part down, now we want the Netflix 1.2193 0.04946 114 95 13 6
1411 Now I know what happened to our carrots. 1.2193 0.04787 114 94 15 5
1412 I wonder what this button does. 1.2193 0.04946 114 95 13 6
1413 They ask if you could make them mittens too 1.2193 0.04451 114 92 19 3
1414 Oh, don't worry about them. They'll be gone by spring. 1.2190 0.04876 105 86 15 4
1415 Just keep knitting! I'm ordering more yarn now! 1.2182 0.04357 110 88 20 2
1416 Would you mind closing the drapes. I feel like someone is watching us. 1.2182 0.04545 110 89 18 3
1417 Let them eat ice cream cake. 1.2182 0.04357 110 88 20 2
1418 Suddenly, the 24 carrot wedding band she dreamed of appeared. 1.2182 0.04725 110 90 16 4
1419 Knit faster. There's more snow coming. 1.2182 0.04725 110 90 16 4
1420 For some reason Prime is out of carrots. 1.2179 0.05668 78 64 11 3
1421 Who else did you tell about our Disney plus subscription 1.2174 0.04240 115 92 21 2
1422 I tweeted about your scarves 1.2174 0.04585 115 94 17 4
1423 You’re not really from New Jersey, are you, Elsa? 1.2174 0.04749 115 95 15 5
1424 I decided to have some fun clearing the driveway. 1.2174 0.04240 115 92 21 2
1425 Do you really think anyone cares about global warming? 1.2174 0.04240 115 92 21 2
1426 We choose to go to the sixth floor! 1.2162 0.05023 111 93 12 6
1427 Laundry day?’ 1.2162 0.05023 111 93 12 6
1428 It says here that once they have hats or scarves, the desire for mittens becomes instinctual. 1.2162 0.04858 111 92 14 5
1429 Don't worry. It's supposed to be 46 degrees tomorrow. 1.2162 0.04858 111 92 14 5
1430 David, get the salt. 1.2162 0.04686 111 91 16 4
1431 I told you not to feed them." 1.2162 0.04686 111 91 16 4
1432 Weather channel says it will be very Frosty... 1.2162 0.04858 111 92 14 5
1433 Knit faster, darling--made of snow but even children know how they came to life one day--and they need their hats and scarves. 1.2162 0.04508 111 90 18 3
1434 Quick, try corncobpipes.com. 1.2162 0.04508 111 90 18 3
1435 Amazon says the snowmen weren't supposed to be delivered until tomorrow. Huh. 1.2162 0.04508 111 90 18 3
1436 It might have been a mistake to let Frosty melt. 1.2162 0.04508 111 90 18 3
1437 Windows update: frozen. 1.2162 0.04508 111 90 18 3
1438 It's their globe, we just live in it. 1.2162 0.04686 111 91 16 4
1439 The article you are writing on global warming is making them nervous. 1.2162 0.04686 111 91 16 4
1440 Now they want nose warmers. 1.2162 0.04322 111 89 20 2
1441 Yes, they’re cold, but remember what happened last year when we let them in... 1.2162 0.04508 111 90 18 3
1442 Do you know where the corncob pipe is? 1.2162 0.04858 111 92 14 5
1443 I told you honey, if you knit for one, you'll have to knit for all. 1.2162 0.05023 111 93 12 6
1444 According to Etsy, you're an influencer. 1.2162 0.04508 111 90 18 3
1445 They want to know what the forecast is. 1.2162 0.04686 111 91 16 4
1446 No silly! We don’t build walls to keep out white people! 1.2162 0.05023 111 93 12 6
1447 I told you to just go to the store for that carrot. 1.2162 0.04858 111 92 14 5
1448 It says here we're supposed to holler STOP! 1.2162 0.04686 111 91 16 4
1449 Appropriately so or not, I’ve just found the best carrot cake recipe. 1.2162 0.04686 111 91 16 4
1450 With eyes of coal the snowmen watched silently, as Bob ordered an overnight shipment of knit scarves and caps, instead of the buttons for mouths they so desperately needed. 1.2162 0.04686 111 91 16 4
1451 Peeping Frosties. 1.2162 0.05184 111 94 10 7
1452 Really my dear, if you've seen one snowman you've seen them all. 1.2162 0.04686 111 91 16 4
1453 You dress one, you dress them all. 1.2162 0.04322 111 89 20 2
1454 Do you think they’re here about the room listing? 1.2162 0.04858 111 92 14 5
1455 Careful, Janey. Cooler heads always prevail. 1.2162 0.04686 111 91 16 4
1456 Honey, your Amazon packages are here. 1.2162 0.05339 111 95 8 8
1457 You keep knitting, I'll run out for some more carrots. 1.2162 0.04322 111 89 20 2
1458 ...swipe right means no, right? 1.2162 0.04686 111 91 16 4
1459 I told you. You knit for one, you knit for all. 1.2162 0.05184 111 94 10 7
1460 The new neighbors are awfully nosy, aren't they? 1.2162 0.04858 111 92 14 5
1461 You'd better pick up the pace. It's supposed to snow all week. 1.2162 0.04686 111 91 16 4
1462 On second thought, I think I will stay 1.2162 0.04508 111 90 18 3
1463 Snowpocalypse? I wouldn't worry...the weatherman is usually wrong. 1.2162 0.05023 111 93 12 6
1464 Now will you admit you've got the thermostat to low? 1.2162 0.04686 111 91 16 4
1465 It's like they never saw porn before. 1.2162 0.04858 111 92 14 5
1466 I guess Freddie's been out long enough. 1.2162 0.04686 111 91 16 4
1467 There must have been some magic in those hats you knit somehow. 1.2162 0.04508 111 90 18 3
1468 Honey, does it look frosty out there? 1.2162 0.04508 111 90 18 3
1469 These “Frozen II” advertisements are getting ridiculous. 1.2162 0.05339 111 95 8 8
1470 I told you it's freezing in here. 1.2162 0.04686 111 91 16 4
1471 This, could fill up our pool! 1.2162 0.05023 111 93 12 6
1472 By the way: Did you add the carrots to the soup? 1.2162 0.05023 111 93 12 6
1473 you shouldn't have posted that pic of you knitting a woolly hat 1.2162 0.05184 111 94 10 7
1474 We really have to stop playing “Baby It’s Cold Outside.” 1.2162 0.04858 111 92 14 5
1475 I'm organizing a Facebook group impacted by the existential threat from climate change," dear, "and they were the first to show-up. 1.2162 0.04322 111 89 20 2
1476 I always wondered what they meant by, 'snow anomalies'. 1.2162 0.04508 111 90 18 3
1477 I know what happened to all those carrots the Bunny Rabbit stole last Easter. 1.2162 0.05023 111 93 12 6
1478 Don't worry, it's just a few friends wanting to chill. 1.2162 0.04508 111 90 18 3
1479 Your applicants for the Frosty position have arrived,dear. 1.2162 0.04686 111 91 16 4
1480 It says here that they won't attack unless they're cornered. 1.2162 0.04686 111 91 16 4
1481 You can stop knitting. I ordered them all online. 1.2162 0.04686 111 91 16 4
1482 I know they're cold, but if we let them in it'll be assisted suicide." 1.2162 0.04858 111 92 14 5
1483 Perhaps they heard you were frigid. 1.2162 0.04858 111 92 14 5
1484 they need more hats 1.2162 0.05023 111 93 12 6
1485 This year’s Christmas carolers are a bit too woke. 1.2162 0.04322 111 89 20 2
1486 The real world is over rated 1.2162 0.04858 111 92 14 5
1487 They're back. 1.2162 0.05023 111 93 12 6
1488 I thought I just hit "order" once. 1.2162 0.04508 111 90 18 3
1489 Carolers? In this weather? 1.2162 0.04508 111 90 18 3
1490 So much for his promise to keep secret who knitted his scarf and put it on him. 1.2162 0.05023 111 93 12 6
1491 There’s no zombies like snow zombies. Like snow zombies I know 1.2162 0.04686 111 91 16 4
1492 Oh, that's just my new therapy group called "Climate Change: How To Avoid a Meltdown" 1.2162 0.05023 111 93 12 6
1493 ... and you say these snowmen are trying to tell you about global warming? 1.2162 0.04686 111 91 16 4
1494 Will it take the pressure off if I order 10,000 stocking caps through Amazon? 1.2162 0.04858 111 92 14 5
1495 No, no -- you're confusing weather with climate. 1.2162 0.04686 111 91 16 4
1496 I told you not to kick over that snowman! 1.2162 0.04508 111 90 18 3
1497 It's an infrostation! 1.2162 0.04508 111 90 18 3
1498 I told you not to turn the heat down that low. 1.2162 0.04322 111 89 20 2
1499 They're unionizing. 1.2162 0.04686 111 91 16 4
1500 Oh no, I think Frosty saw us on the couch last night. 1.2162 0.05023 111 93 12 6
1501 I told you not to eat the carrot cake. 1.2162 0.05184 111 94 10 7
1502 FEMA advises that we salt all access points to our home. 1.2162 0.04128 111 88 22 1
1503 Chill Crystal, don't take the icy stares personally. 1.2162 0.04858 111 92 14 5
1504 It says here, they're Zombie snowmen for Trump 1.2162 0.05023 111 93 12 6
1505 I told you not to start with the hats. 1.2162 0.04686 111 91 16 4
1506 You need to knit more hats and scarves. 1.2162 0.04322 111 89 20 2
1507 They're a part of the 'Million Snowman March' . 1.2157 0.05144 102 85 12 5
1508 "You're just jealous, saying my followers won't last." 1.2150 0.04974 107 89 13 5
1509 Every young boy has his fazes. I'll order more yarn. 1.2143 0.04648 112 92 16 4
1510 I told you...if you make them hats, they’ll never go away. 1.2143 0.04288 112 90 20 2
1511 Of course they are upset. Border Patrol locked up all their children, Trump wants to negotiate a trade agreement with the North Pole, and with the failure of addressing climate change they will be nothing but puddles. 1.2143 0.04818 112 93 14 5
1512 Well you should’ve known he’d post a pic of that scarf you knitted only for him. 1.2143 0.04648 112 92 16 4
1513 I think our kid's trying to tell us something. 1.2143 0.04288 112 90 20 2
1514 First hats, now scarves. Draw the line, or they'll be coming around 'til spring. 1.2143 0.04472 112 91 18 3
1515 Been there. 1.2124 0.04611 113 93 16 4
1516 I think word has gotten out about your climate change skepticism... 1.2121 0.04821 99 81 15 3
1517 Dave, do we have flood insurance? 1.2121 0.05030 99 82 13 4
1518 Are you shopping today? We're running low on carrots. 1.2115 0.04464 104 84 18 2
1519 Be right back, just going to check on last years New Years resolutions! 1.2110 0.05061 109 92 11 6
1520 The neighbors bought too many carrots again. 1.2110 0.04713 109 90 15 4
1521 But the fire is so delightful. 1.2110 0.05061 109 92 11 6
1522 Say, what's in this drink? 1.2110 0.04713 109 90 15 4
1523 Billy needs more friends, honey. 1.2110 0.04337 109 88 19 2
1524 Have you been trolling the snowman dating site again? 1.2110 0.04890 109 91 13 5
1525 Here it is, knitting stocking caps is aka warmth porn for snowmen. 1.2110 0.04137 109 87 21 1
1526 Sorry. I meant to swipe left. 1.2110 0.04713 109 90 15 4
1527 He's still coming around to the idea of a new step-mom. 1.2110 0.04529 109 89 17 3
1528 The irony now that you’ve made all those hats is that tomorrow’s forecast is sunny and 60. 1.2110 0.04890 109 91 13 5
1529 You set out one scarf, and they all come running. 1.2110 0.04137 109 87 21 1
1530 The curtains really add to the painting 1.2110 0.04890 109 91 13 5
1531 They've heard we have AC 1.2110 0.05061 109 92 11 6
1532 Yes, it’s not the zombie apocalypse we expected. 1.2110 0.05061 109 92 11 6
1533 Words out that we got a snowblower 1.2110 0.04529 109 89 17 3
1534 Are they still here? Show them your carrot cake recipe. 1.2110 0.04713 109 90 15 4
1535 Honey, is it Christmas or Halloween? 1.2110 0.04713 109 90 15 4
1536 They're asking us to reduce our carbon footprint, dear. 1.2110 0.04890 109 91 13 5
1537 Do you have a moment to hear about our Lord and savior, Freezus? 1.2110 0.04713 109 90 15 4
1538 Oooops, looks like Craig’s List made a typo in our “Snow blower for hire” ad. 1.2110 0.04529 109 89 17 3
1539 It was just too much to shovel. 1.2110 0.04529 109 89 17 3
1540 They have the wrong country; Greta Thunberg lives in Sweden. 1.2110 0.04713 109 90 15 4
1541 Gee, there’s really no such thing as privacy any more. 1.2110 0.04713 109 90 15 4
1542 Winterfell is coming ! 1.2110 0.04890 109 91 13 5
1543 See? Climate change IS a hoax. 1.2110 0.04890 109 91 13 5
1544 It's the dreaded Nor'easter flash mob. 1.2110 0.04890 109 91 13 5
1545 The forecast calls for sun tomorrow--looks like this will sort itself out. 1.2110 0.04529 109 89 17 3
1546 Yes, carrot cake WAS my idea 1.2110 0.04529 109 89 17 3
1547 It says they're Arctic refugees seeking asylum in our freezers. 1.2110 0.04890 109 91 13 5
1548 You’re killing them with kind knits. 1.2110 0.04713 109 90 15 4
1549 Knit faster dear, they look angry! 1.2110 0.04529 109 89 17 3
1550 Withdrawing from the Paris Agreement is hardly the end of the world. 1.2110 0.04337 109 88 19 2
1551 You don't joke about Frosty on Twitter. 1.2110 0.04713 109 90 15 4
1552 I used to think it was creepy, but now I think I’ll miss them when spring comes around. 1.2110 0.04337 109 88 19 2
1553 I told you the Frosty apocalypse was coming. 1.2110 0.04529 109 89 17 3
1554 When you realize you're not in the top three of the New Yorker Caption Contest and your wife isn't interested. 1.2110 0.04529 109 89 17 3
1555 Maybe it's the light. Like with moths. 1.2110 0.04529 109 89 17 3
1556 There is currently a more pressing issue than your Facebook following. 1.2110 0.04529 109 89 17 3
1557 That's it,we're calling the neighborhood watch! The peeping tom situation has gotten out of control! 1.2110 0.04337 109 88 19 2
1558 Well it does explain why I couldn't get carrots at the store! 1.2110 0.04890 109 91 13 5
1559 Maybe you shouldn't have let Billy put that hat you made on his snowman 1.2110 0.04238 109 90 16 3
1560 Yeah, they migrate. Don't worry, they tend to be gone by March. 1.2110 0.04337 109 88 19 2
1561 Remember when you backed the car into that snowman.... 1.2110 0.03926 109 86 23 0
1562 There must have been some magic in those carrots you threw in the compost. 1.2110 0.03817 109 88 20 1
1563 You should have seen last week's crowd when I made carrot soup. 1.2110 0.04337 109 88 19 2
1564 Have you spotted the panda yet? 1.2110 0.04890 109 91 13 5
1565 Honey, can you please finish that last hat, they're looking a little impatient out there 1.2110 0.04529 109 89 17 3
1566 Darling, would you please turn up the heat? 1.2110 0.04529 109 89 17 3
1567 Another attempt to convince us global warming is real.. 1.2110 0.04529 109 89 17 3
1568 They followed me home. Can we keep them? 1.2110 0.04137 109 87 21 1
1569 They’re just a bunch of snowflakes protesting against climate change. 1.2110 0.05061 109 92 11 6
1570 Turn on the heater. 1.2110 0.04529 109 89 17 3
1571 It says online they'll be gone by Spring. 1.2110 0.04529 109 89 17 3
1572 I need to knit a few more caps 1.2110 0.04529 109 89 17 3
1573 I told you this would happen if you fed that snowman. 1.2110 0.05061 109 92 11 6
1574 What I don't get is how they reproduce when there are no snow women. 1.2110 0.04713 109 90 15 4
1575 Honey, get the blow-heater out! 1.2110 0.04529 109 89 17 3
1576 I agree our Etsy business is booming now, but somehow I don't think it's sustainable. 1.2110 0.04529 109 89 17 3
1577 there's a global warming protest tonite 1.2110 0.04890 109 91 13 5
1578 Amazon says 50 per order 1.2110 0.04890 109 91 13 5
1579 Frosty's on the tube at 8pm tonight 1.2110 0.04337 109 88 19 2
1580 According to Google, you shouldn't feed them. 1.2110 0.04890 109 91 13 5
1581 That's going to be a mess in the morning. 1.2110 0.04713 109 90 15 4
1582 Sure does look cozy in there, mind if we precip our way in? 1.2110 0.05061 109 92 11 6
1583 No two are alike you know. 1.2110 0.04529 109 89 17 3
1584 Honey, you ought to recheck our on-line order for a snowman. 1.2110 0.04713 109 90 15 4
1585 Quick, ask google, what do snowmen eat? 1.2110 0.04529 109 89 17 3
1586 Snow White Nationalists. 1.2110 0.04890 109 91 13 5
1587 It says here that due to climate change unusual winter conditions will likely occur. 1.2110 0.04713 109 90 15 4
1588 Now everybody wants a hand knit scarf. 1.2110 0.04890 109 91 13 5
1589 The Weather Channel is calling for a wintry mix.” 1.2110 0.04529 109 89 17 3
1590 Honey, if you're going to make one of them a scarf, you gotta do the rest it's only fair. 1.2110 0.04529 109 89 17 3
1591 You brought this on yourself. 1.2110 0.04337 109 88 19 2
1592 Global warming must be getting really bad if they want to come inside. 1.2110 0.04713 109 90 15 4
1593 It’s a gang of carolers. 1.2110 0.04890 109 91 13 5
1594 Amazon Prime had a sale. 1.2110 0.04529 109 89 17 3
1595 If you wait for the Spring thaw, you won’t have to knit any more hats. 1.2110 0.04713 109 90 15 4
1596 Should we invite them in for some hot cocoa, dear? 1.2110 0.04713 109 90 15 4
1597 I told you … if you knitted one a hat, all of them would want one. 1.2110 0.04529 109 89 17 3
1598 Honey, the kids are home. 1.2110 0.04713 109 90 15 4
1599 Feel like I'm getting a cold stare 1.2110 0.04529 109 89 17 3
1600 Looks like your getting a response for your snowman casting call 1.2110 0.04337 109 88 19 2
1601 Honey, I told you, knit one a scarf and they'll keep coming back. 1.2110 0.04337 109 88 19 2
1602 Dinner? I'm thinking carrots, cooked over a coal fire. 1.2110 0.04713 109 90 15 4
1603 Ignore them. They never call first. 1.2110 0.04713 109 90 15 4
1604 Don't worry, Honey, it's just his base coming back from one of those patriotic gatherings. 1.2110 0.04529 109 89 17 3
1605 Your ex-husband posted a Frosty lookalike contest on Twitter. 1.2110 0.04529 109 89 17 3
1606 Where did you say you got those carrots from again? 1.2110 0.04713 109 90 15 4
1607 I told them I needed some SHOWMEN for the Christmas play! 1.2110 0.04529 109 89 17 3
1608 Joe, I think they're hungry. 1.2110 0.04890 109 91 13 5
1609 How could I have known the scarf I made last week would end up on a snowman influencer? 1.2110 0.04890 109 91 13 5
1610 I warned you they’d be back for mittens. 1.2110 0.04529 109 89 17 3
1611 Well, it’s certainly not the diversity committee. 1.2110 0.04337 109 88 19 2
1612 I thought they just melted into the ground and stayed there. 1.2110 0.04337 109 88 19 2
1613 Well, it is better than zombies. They melt away in the spring. 1.2110 0.04529 109 89 17 3
1614 We would like to discuss your carbon footprint. 1.2110 0.04529 109 89 17 3
1615 I need to unfriend the snowflakes in my friends list. 1.2110 0.05061 109 92 11 6
1616 I'm loosening up our privacy settings a little bit. 1.2110 0.04529 109 89 17 3
1617 It's looking very Frosty outside tonight. 1.2110 0.04337 109 88 19 2
1618 Siri, what's the best way to kill a snowman? 1.2110 0.04137 109 87 21 1
1619 Good news, dear. Tomorrow's forecast is unseasonably warm." 1.2110 0.04529 109 89 17 3
1620 That carrot juice cleanse doesn't seem so great now. 1.2110 0.04529 109 89 17 3
1621 Stay calm--remember what we learned in elf-defense training. 1.2110 0.04713 109 90 15 4
1622 You think that's creepy, wait 'til you go in the bedroom. 1.2110 0.05061 109 92 11 6
1623 They like the heat -- this generation's will to live is not good. 1.2110 0.04890 109 91 13 5
1624 Yes he's coming out to play 1.2110 0.04890 109 91 13 5
1625 Sorry to be THAT guy, honey, but I can't see a sustainable future for your business model. 1.2095 0.05008 105 88 12 5
1626 I thought the climate change rally was scheduled for next week. 1.2095 0.04214 105 84 20 1
1627 Climate change is a serious problem for us, a matter of survival for them. 1.2095 0.04628 105 86 16 3
1628 I'm kinda busy Susan... 1.2091 0.04674 110 91 15 4
1629 No. It’s not the wind. 1.2091 0.04492 110 90 17 3
1630 Ignore them. 1.2091 0.04674 110 91 15 4
1631 No way. The last time we invited them inside they had a total meltdown. 1.2091 0.04492 110 90 17 3
1632 It's your turn to close the curtains. 1.2091 0.04302 110 89 19 2
1633 So I guess my open casting call for The Iceman Cometh went out today. 1.2075 0.04965 106 89 12 5
1634 Don't worry--just wait until the sun comes out 1.2075 0.04179 106 85 20 1
1635 Don’t worry, they’ll be gone by Spring.” 1.2075 0.04589 106 87 16 3
1636 Says here Greta Thunberg recently gave a speech in the north pole. 1.2075 0.04780 106 88 14 4
1637 Yeah, I forgot to refill Junior's Ritalin prescription. Why do you ask? 1.2075 0.05314 106 91 8 7
1638 I don't care what FOX news says, the climate really has become passive aggressive. 1.2075 0.04388 106 86 18 2
1639 Oh well the weather outside must be frightful! 1.2075 0.04780 106 88 14 4
1640 Brrrr, a frozen flash mob ⛄️ 1.2075 0.04388 106 86 18 2
1641 Are you sure we're the only ones who have Netflix in the area? 1.2075 0.04388 106 86 18 2
1642 They upgraded our order from snow cones to snow clones. 1.2075 0.04179 106 85 20 1
1643 Ah, Je-snow-vah Witnesses 1.2075 0.04589 106 87 16 3
1644 You tell them global warming isn’t a real threat. 1.2075 0.04780 106 88 14 4
1645 I miss the time when the snow came down as flakes, and you had to make you're own snowman. 1.2075 0.04388 106 86 18 2
1646 I warned you he would tell his friends about that scarf you made him. 1.2075 0.04388 106 86 18 2
1647 Tell them we can't do anything about global warming. 1.2075 0.04589 106 87 16 3
1648 They're coming to get you Barbara ... 1.2075 0.04780 106 88 14 4
1649 I have the diversity committee meeting on my calendar for next week. 1.2075 0.04965 106 89 12 5
1650 Better to be the inside looking out than the other way around, right? 1.2075 0.04589 106 87 16 3
1651 They all want a bedtime story on climate change. 1.2075 0.04965 106 89 12 5
1652 It looks like the neighbors were in our garden picking their noses. 1.2075 0.04780 106 88 14 4
1653 OK Maryanne....I'll take down those Halloween photos of you in the sexy snowgirl costume.... 1.2075 0.04780 106 88 14 4
1654 I think they realized the fallacy in saying you would listen to their demands, but you never gave them mouths 1.2075 0.04589 106 87 16 3
1655 Most of these reviews recommend just getting one with 9.6 cubic feet of capacity. Why? 1.2075 0.04388 106 86 18 2
1656 Now bring us some figgy pudding...we won't go until we get some. 1.2075 0.04780 106 88 14 4
1657 Well if you stop knitting them honey, maybe cooler heads will prevail. 1.2075 0.04965 106 89 12 5
1658 But according to this, they're not ALLOWED to accept tips. 1.2075 0.04965 106 89 12 5
1659 After years of suppression, the newly self-aware snowpeople revolted against humanity with the aid of their President, Frosty. 1.2075 0.04965 106 89 12 5
1660 Honey, dial 911-ho-ho-ho STAT 1.2075 0.04388 106 86 18 2
1661 You've been reading too much Calvin and Hobbes. 1.2075 0.04589 106 87 16 3
1662 We can't just leave them out in the cold. 1.2075 0.04388 106 86 18 2
1663 If you’re going to knit, don’t forget to shut the curtains. 1.2075 0.04780 106 88 14 4
1664 I’m ‘Googling’ ‘snowmen grievances’ right now. 1.2075 0.04388 106 86 18 2
1665 Alexa, release the boiling cauldron. 1.2075 0.04965 106 89 12 5
1666 Says here tonight's a killing frost. 1.2075 0.04780 106 88 14 4
1667 Come back with a warrant. 1.2075 0.04780 106 88 14 4
1668 As I warned you, "Knit it and they will come." 1.2075 0.04589 106 87 16 3
1669 Just four more caps and they'll go away. 1.2075 0.04965 106 89 12 5
1670 John, remember how I made that scarf for your snowman? Apparently he's got friends. 1.2075 0.04388 106 86 18 2
1671 No really, sing 'Do you want to build a snowman?' one more time. 1.2075 0.04589 106 87 16 3
1672 I'm going to go ahead and do the 1 day shipping on that snow plow. 1.2075 0.04388 106 86 18 2
1673 You asked what I'm watching. I'm streaming Frosty online. 1.2075 0.04589 106 87 16 3
1674 Better call your knitting club. 1.2075 0.04780 106 88 14 4
1675 Told you they’d be back again someday.” 1.2075 0.04589 106 87 16 3
1676 Maybe we should raise the thermostat 1.2075 0.04589 106 87 16 3
1677 It seems the only way to stop them is with a bullet to the carrot. 1.2075 0.04965 106 89 12 5
1678 Sno-Clones, apparently. 1.2075 0.04388 106 86 18 2
1679 No, we’re not interested in hearing the snow men’s rendition of “Baby It’s Cold Outside!” 1.2075 0.04965 106 89 12 5
1680 I told you not to knit that first hat. 1.2075 0.04965 106 89 12 5
1681 Now their going to put up a wall on the northern border. 1.2075 0.04589 106 87 16 3
1682 Look, Harold. Frosty must have arranged another flash mob. 1.2075 0.04179 106 85 20 1
1683 The sign said don’t feed the snowmen 1.2075 0.04780 106 88 14 4
1684 I feel like I'm in an Alfred Hitchcock movie. 1.2075 0.04388 106 86 18 2
1685 Honey...turn the heater up. 1.2075 0.04780 106 88 14 4
1686 I warned you all his friends would want their own scarves when they saw the one you knit for him. 1.2075 0.04388 106 86 18 2
1687 The weather outside must be frightful. 1.2075 0.04388 106 86 18 2
1688 Do they seem abominable to you, honey? 1.2075 0.04589 106 87 16 3
1689 I told you giving them legs was a bad idea! 1.2075 0.04780 106 88 14 4
1690 Wow, looks like your blog on global warming is getting a lot of attention. 1.2075 0.04780 106 88 14 4
1691 Do you want to build some more snowmen? 1.2075 0.04780 106 88 14 4
1692 Hey, your post about wanting to melt all Snowmen went viral. 1.2075 0.04179 106 85 20 1
1693 Well you asked for 20 carats ... 1.2075 0.04780 106 88 14 4
1694 They heard Thunberg's on at six. 1.2075 0.04589 106 87 16 3
1695 Those carolers must have been out there for a long time. 1.2075 0.04965 106 89 12 5
1696 Turn off the heat; our guests have arrived. 1.2075 0.04965 106 89 12 5
1697 I warned you about annoying that kid and his stuffed tiger. 1.2075 0.04965 106 89 12 5
1698 You shouldn't have thrown those snowballs 1.2075 0.04589 106 87 16 3
1699 From my count, there are still 6 more who need knitted caps. 1.2075 0.04589 106 87 16 3
1700 I tried to tell you, knit a hat for one, they are all going to want one. 1.2075 0.04589 106 87 16 3
1701 I’m telling you, underneath is a much darker agenda... 1.2075 0.04388 106 86 18 2
1702 In the end, the greatest snowball isn't a snowball at all...it's fear. Merry Christmas. 1.2075 0.04780 106 88 14 4
1703 It says here that their herding instinct has rarely been observed. 1.2075 0.03958 106 84 22 0
1704 I think they want to come in from out of the cold 1.2075 0.04780 106 88 14 4
1705 They like to watch. 1.2075 0.04589 106 87 16 3
1706 This silly auto correct... I was trying to order a snow-cone machine, not a snow-man one. But damn, Amazon Prime is quick. 1.2075 0.04780 106 88 14 4
1707 No, not one silk hat. 1.2075 0.04780 106 88 14 4
1708 Honey, do you remember when I told you I heard that voice saying, “knit a scarf and they will come”? 1.2075 0.05143 106 90 10 6
1709 Jack Frost must be a polygamist. 1.2075 0.04965 106 89 12 5
1710 Oh it’s nothing dear, just another climate change protest. 1.2075 0.04589 106 87 16 3
1711 I told you not to knit a scarf for our snowman. Now he's told all his friends! 1.2075 0.04589 106 87 16 3
1712 Tell them "Trick or Treat" was in October. 1.2075 0.04780 106 88 14 4
1713 The human exhibit is the most popular one at the Snowmantown zoo. 1.2075 0.04780 106 88 14 4
1714 Honey, did you actually post ‘Free Snow Blowing’ on Facebook? 1.2075 0.04965 106 89 12 5
1715 I told you not to tell them you knit sweaters too. 1.2075 0.04388 106 86 18 2
1716 I see that the winter season of 'The Walking Dead' is starting very soon. 1.2075 0.04965 106 89 12 5
1717 With spring right around the corner, I told them to come see me about term life insurance. 1.2075 0.04780 106 88 14 4
1718 Honey, change the song - they're protesting, "Baby it's Cold Outside" again. 1.2075 0.04179 106 85 20 1
1719 Did you mistreat snowmen last year? 1.2075 0.04388 106 86 18 2
1720 They've been following me all day, it might be that old silk hat I found. 1.2075 0.04388 106 86 18 2
1721 It says here on this site that snowmen appreciate knitted wool underwear more than stocking caps. 1.2075 0.04589 106 87 16 3
1722 I don't know about 'frightful,' but the weather outside does have certain macabre overtones. 1.2075 0.04388 106 86 18 2
1723 Climate change migration. 1.2075 0.04589 106 87 16 3
1724 I’ve just posted a picture of our new walk-in freezer. 1.2075 0.04965 106 89 12 5
1725 My screenplay is a cross between "Frosty the Snowman" and "The Walking Dead." It's called "Walking in the Winter Zombieland." 1.2075 0.04589 106 87 16 3
1726 So you ate a snow cone in front of the window. Big deal. I'll check.....it......out. OMG! Please tell me it wasn't cherry. 1.2075 0.05314 106 91 8 7
1727 We can't ignore these climate refugees forever. 1.2075 0.04589 106 87 16 3
1728 Remember earlier when I said I thought I heard "Thumpety thump thump, thumpety thump thump"...? 1.2075 0.04965 106 89 12 5
1729 I really don't think the surveillance state is all that bad. 1.2075 0.04780 106 88 14 4
1730 I think it's time to return Bill's snowblower. 1.2072 0.04635 111 92 15 4
1731 Relax. It's going to be 52 degrees tomorrow. 1.2062 0.04847 97 80 14 3
1732 What do you mean 'snow-men'? 1.2062 0.04620 97 79 16 2
1733 Night of the frozen dead 1.2062 0.05064 97 81 12 4
1734 DT tweets that he'll call them off if we promise him our votes next November. 1.2062 0.04847 97 80 14 3
1735 I shouldn't have called Frosty's mom a snowflake on Facebook. 1.2062 0.04620 97 79 16 2
1736 Good Evening, Commander. Nice night for a walk. 1.2056 0.04739 107 89 14 4
1737 Is he including us on the census? 1.2056 0.04351 107 87 18 2
1738 Well, hun, Frosty did say he'd be back again some day. I don't recall that it'd be for more knit scarves. 1.2056 0.04550 107 88 16 3
1739 It says here that the weather outside is frightful. 1.2056 0.04351 107 87 18 2
1740 They weren't kidding. The weather outside IS frightful! 1.2056 0.04550 107 88 16 3
1741 Pause a moment, boys. I heard someone holler stop. 1.2056 0.04351 107 87 18 2
1742 Oh come on, it's been months since I backed over his bike, I'm sure he's forgotten all about it. 1.2056 0.04144 107 86 20 1
1743 Oh, my! The snowMANity of it all! 1.2056 0.04922 107 90 12 5
1744 There must have been some magic in those old silk hats you made. 1.2056 0.04550 107 88 16 3
1745 Honey, there's a protest rally against global warming outside. 1.2056 0.04739 107 89 14 4
1746 The website says we're not required to open the door during an ICE raid. 1.2056 0.04550 107 88 16 3
1747 Ils sont les bonhommes de neiges d'antan. 1.2056 0.04351 107 87 18 2
1748 hmmm... technically, these are white men so, technically, this isn’t terrorism 1.2056 0.04550 107 88 16 3
1749 No, I don't think you'll have all their hats finished in time. 1.2056 0.04351 107 87 18 2
1750 JUST TELL THEM YOU'RE NOT THE GIRL FROM FROZEN 2 1.2056 0.05098 107 91 10 6
1751 They say they are not leaving till they each have a hat and a scarf. 1.2056 0.04351 107 87 18 2
1752 I'm surprised there are carolers when it's so cold out. 1.2056 0.04351 107 87 18 2
1753 And then as they start to melt, they'll need them in smaller sizes. 1.2056 0.04739 107 89 14 4
1754 I think they love your scarf. 1.2056 0.04922 107 90 12 5
1755 I think we’re gonna need a bigger elevator. 1.2054 0.04597 112 93 15 4
1756 Enough climate change for today? 1.2039 0.04441 103 84 17 2
1757 I think I’m going to need more yarn... 1.2039 0.04650 103 85 15 3
1758 I've been trying to tell you it's really, really cold in here. 1.2039 0.04441 103 84 17 2
1759 I thought carolers needed mouths to sing. 1.2039 0.04851 103 86 13 4
1760 Do you see what I see 1.2039 0.04650 103 85 15 3
1761 wrong address...the xmas party is next door. 1.2039 0.04441 103 84 17 2
1762 Well, at least they don’t have their broomsticks in their hands. 1.2039 0.04441 103 84 17 2
1763 Did you leave the gate open? 1.2039 0.04441 103 84 17 2
1764 I told you to never use frostythesnowman100 as your password 1.2039 0.04441 103 84 17 2
1765 This polar refugee problem is really heating up. 1.2039 0.04851 103 86 13 4
1766 Put carrots on the shopping list. 1.2039 0.04851 103 86 13 4
1767 Frosty & his family wondered if you could confirm that tomorrow's weather will be in the 60's F and if they could borrow some ice cubes. 1.2039 0.05581 103 90 5 8
1768 It says if you hallucinate more than three snowmen to go to the emergency room immediately. 1.2039 0.04441 103 84 17 2
1769 Frosty is on in five minutes. 1.2039 0.05043 103 87 11 5
1770 The weather site says it'll be in the 70s tomorrow, so they should be gone by noon. 1.2039 0.04650 103 85 15 3
1771 I ordered a snow person. Oops I may have ordered a city full. 1.2039 0.04650 103 85 15 3
1772 Just more global warming refugees. 1.2039 0.04441 103 84 17 2
1773 They said with global warming, they want to come indoors. 1.2039 0.04221 103 83 19 1
1774 Don’t worry! Weather calls for 50’s later in morning 1.2039 0.04650 103 85 15 3
1775 Santa told us you two are the non-believers 1.2039 0.05228 103 88 9 6
1776 I don't think it was a good idea to call those snowmen white trash 1.2039 0.04441 103 84 17 2
1777 Yeah, I let the kids finish off the sugar cookies. Why do you ask? 1.2039 0.04441 103 84 17 2
1778 Honey, for once there are people paying attention to your stuff. You're not going to complain. 1.2039 0.03989 103 82 21 0
1779 Google says to just wait until June. 1.2039 0.04650 103 85 15 3
1780 Don't make eye contact. Keep knitting as fast as you can and pray for spring. 1.2039 0.05043 103 87 11 5
1781 Who knew our snowman is an influencer. 1.2039 0.04650 103 85 15 3
1782 Shut the drapes! 1.2039 0.04650 103 85 15 3
1783 See honey, I told you not to clone your snowman! 1.2039 0.04851 103 86 13 4
1784 Not Again. 1.2039 0.04441 103 84 17 2
1785 How do you spell "abominable?" 1.2039 0.04441 103 84 17 2
1786 I told you. If you make a scarf for one of them 1.2039 0.04441 103 84 17 2
1787 Interesting article here about a new breed of zombies. 1.2039 0.04650 103 85 15 3
1788 Is Calvin still outside? 1.2039 0.05043 103 87 11 5
1789 They understand the cold shoulder, dear. We’ve always had a frosty relationship. 1.2039 0.04221 103 83 19 1
1790 I told you, the snowmen work for the bourgeoisie, Fred. 1.2039 0.04650 103 85 15 3
1791 Just be happy they can't sing. 1.2039 0.04221 103 83 19 1
1792 Don’t make eye contact. 1.2039 0.04851 103 86 13 4
1793 Oh look, honey. The weather people say that winter's really gonna come alive this year. 1.2039 0.04650 103 85 15 3
1794 The police have no idea who robbed this year's winter clothing drive." 1.2039 0.04441 103 84 17 2
1795 No need to worry, darling. We're safe until they start to thumpity thump thump. 1.2039 0.05043 103 87 11 5
1796 It's a Pee-Too movement. They want our grandson to stop urinating on them. 1.2039 0.04650 103 85 15 3
1797 It started with one,and then the whole thing began to snowball. 1.2039 0.04650 103 85 15 3
1798 Next they'll be wanting you to knit them gloves. 1.2039 0.04650 103 85 15 3
1799 Did you make Calvin mad? 1.2039 0.04851 103 86 13 4
1800 Seems like everyone's looking forward to the Frozen rebroadcast! 1.2039 0.04441 103 84 17 2
1801 They all, just now, ordered your ‘handmade soft knitted muffler’ online. 1.2039 0.04441 103 84 17 2
1802 Next year, we assign the kids chores. Who knew they could be so industrious? 1.2039 0.04650 103 85 15 3
1803 I told you you shouldn't have made that knitting circle event public on Facebook... 1.2039 0.04441 103 84 17 2
1804 That's what happen when you get Disney+ and Olaf's cousins live down the street. 1.2039 0.04221 103 83 19 1
1805 It's raining men 1.2039 0.04650 103 85 15 3
1806 Do they seem annoyed to you? I’m almost out of yarn. 1.2039 0.04650 103 85 15 3
1807 Hmm. That's weird -- what do you think cloudy with a chance of snowmen means? 1.2039 0.04650 103 85 15 3
1808 Harry, How did you vote on that climate change bill!!? 1.2039 0.04441 103 84 17 2
1809 O.K., but it's not like climate change will be ALL bad. 1.2039 0.04441 103 84 17 2
1810 I’m reading this new Steven King book, want to know what it’s about? 1.2039 0.04851 103 86 13 4
1811 Yeah, every year. The Frosty special will be starting in a few minutes. 1.2039 0.04441 103 84 17 2
1812 Another reason to look forward to spring 1.2039 0.04650 103 85 15 3
1813 They heard you complaining about the lack of heat. 1.2039 0.04650 103 85 15 3
1814 I have a strange feeling we're being watched. 1.2039 0.04650 103 85 15 3
1815 "I think it's about time we send little Sammy to therapy, Dear 1.2039 0.05228 103 88 9 6
1816 Honey..... I think I need a lot more wool! 1.2039 0.04851 103 86 13 4
1817 They didn't like that joke about global warming that you sent to The New Yorker. 1.2039 0.04851 103 86 13 4
1818 I need a carrot-cake recipe. 1.2039 0.04221 103 83 19 1
1819 Hun, turn off the lights and throw another log on the fire? 1.2039 0.04650 103 85 15 3
1820 Hey honey, it says here that tomorrow will be sunny and warm. 1.2039 0.04441 103 84 17 2
1821 The weather report is "excessively frosty" tonight. 1.2039 0.04650 103 85 15 3
1822 I don't like being snowed by a multitude of pointy-nosed guys! 1.2039 0.04851 103 86 13 4
1823 It may have something to do with those abominable cookies you baked earlier today. 1.2039 0.04441 103 84 17 2
1824 Did you make any snow women? 1.2039 0.04441 103 84 17 2
1825 Are they caroling or protesting climate change? 1.2039 0.04650 103 85 15 3
1826 My Craigslist ad for the corncob pipes seems to be getting a lot of hits. 1.2039 0.04650 103 85 15 3
1827 Let’s see, a “flock of sheep,” a “gaggle of geese” and, here it is, a “synod of snowmen.” 1.2039 0.04650 103 85 15 3
1828 Hold on hon, I'm captioning a cartoon. 1.2039 0.04650 103 85 15 3
1829 How much peppermint schnapps did you put in this cocoa? 1.2039 0.04650 103 85 15 3
1830 Honey, I think you might have overdone it just a bit on the Christmas decorations. 1.2039 0.04441 103 84 17 2
1831 On the 28th day of Christmas my true love gave to me... 1.2039 0.04441 103 84 17 2
1832 Where’s Calvin? 1.2039 0.05043 103 87 11 5
1833 I don’t know why they can’t hold their Parson Brown look-alike contest in the meadow. 1.2039 0.04650 103 85 15 3
1834 It's night of the living sled. 1.2039 0.04650 103 85 15 3
1835 There must have been some magic in those 512 silk wool hats you knitted. 1.2039 0.04650 103 85 15 3
1836 Remember when Frosty said he'd be back again someday? 1.2039 0.04650 103 85 15 3
1837 Give a snowman a knitted hat and it's warm for a day. Teach a snowman to knit and you keep it warm for a lifetime. 1.2039 0.04650 103 85 15 3
1838 I know it’s closer to your mother, but I really think we should move to Florida. 1.2039 0.04441 103 84 17 2
1839 It says here it's all about wanting to be called "snow people". 1.2039 0.05043 103 87 11 5
1840 I was wondering what the weatherman meant by snowing with a chance of thumpety thump thump 1.2039 0.04441 103 84 17 2
1841 I warned you about giving only one of them a scarf. 1.2039 0.04650 103 85 15 3
1842 Tell them we gave at the office. 1.2039 0.04650 103 85 15 3
1843 NO! If you let them in, they’ll wet all over the place. 1.2039 0.04650 103 85 15 3
1844 I thought it only flurried last night... 1.2039 0.04441 103 84 17 2
1845 Says here there was a toxic waste spill near the North Pole 1.2039 0.03989 103 82 21 0
1846 Your flash mob is here 1.2039 0.04650 103 85 15 3
1847 Don’t worry honey, they will all be gone by spring along with most of the democratic presidential candidates. 1.2039 0.04851 103 86 13 4
1848 We can just wait for climate change to take care of it. 1.2037 0.04511 108 89 16 3
1849 This is the last hat, the rest of you have to go. 1.2037 0.05054 108 92 10 6
1850 Darling, have you been feeding the stray snowmen again? 1.2037 0.04511 108 89 16 3
1851 I'm sending $50 to support their climate change initiative. 1.2037 0.04110 108 87 20 1
1852 I think they are hoping to watch us have sex. It's their death wish, it seems 1.2020 0.04969 99 83 12 4
1853 Honey, I think I’m going to need more sweater yarn. 1.2020 0.04969 99 83 12 4
1854 I think they want to come in from the warm. 1.2020 0.04758 99 82 14 3
1855 Honey, the snowmen are back. 1.2019 0.04609 104 86 15 3
1856 I guarantee these climate change protests die out come springtime. 1.2019 0.04402 104 85 17 2
1857 Snowden says that there is no privacy anymore. 1.2019 0.04808 104 87 13 4
1858 And you think my emailing intrudes on our marriage? 1.2019 0.05182 104 89 9 6
1859 It’s snowmen honey. Snowmans sounds so ridiculous. 1.2019 0.04609 104 86 15 3
1860 It says we’ll be okay if we can fend them off until tomorrow. Then climate warming will take care of it. 1.2019 0.04185 104 84 19 1
1861 I told you we should have built a wall 1.2019 0.04185 104 84 19 1
1862 These gummies are doing nothing for me. How about you? 1.2019 0.04609 104 86 15 3
1863 I don’t know why they’re so fascinated with knitting. It’s not like they have hands. 1.2019 0.04402 104 85 17 2
1864 Don't let them in they'll wet all over everything.... 1.2019 0.04609 104 86 15 3
1865 Honey, please get the space heater in the basement. Now. 1.2019 0.04402 104 85 17 2
1866 Huh. We got an e-mail from Parson Brown. 1.2019 0.04808 104 87 13 4
1867 You buy Greenland, they’re all legal. 1.2019 0.04609 104 86 15 3
1868 They'd like you to try whipstitching so the edges don't fray on the hats and scarves so easily. 1.2019 0.04998 104 88 11 5
1869 I don't think they're friendly, Jeff. They've taken the Subaru. 1.2019 0.04402 104 85 17 2
1870 I’be been putting off getting a nose job, but now I’ll make an appointment. 1.2019 0.05182 104 89 9 6
1871 It's uncanny how they find out when you cook with coal. 1.2019 0.04609 104 86 15 3
1872 They’re here for the global warming discussion group. 1.2019 0.04808 104 87 13 4
1873 I told you we should have gotten the hybrid. 1.2019 0.04402 104 85 17 2
1874 Due to global warming, they're demanding to be recognized as an endangered species. 1.2019 0.04185 104 84 19 1
1875 I told them they could watch. The don't get Netflix. 1.2019 0.04609 104 86 15 3
1876 Starting next Christmas, let's not put out any North Pole decorations. 1.2019 0.04185 104 84 19 1
1877 Hashtag snowpocalypse is so overused. 1.2019 0.04609 104 86 15 3
1878 Junior is certainly enjoying his new clone-a-matic. 1.2019 0.04402 104 85 17 2
1879 do you feel an icy stare on us? 1.2019 0.04185 104 84 19 1
1880 Emailing the therapist. Gonna see about dialing down Timmy's Ritalin dose. 1.2019 0.04609 104 86 15 3
1881 Forget the carrot cake recipe! 1.2019 0.04808 104 87 13 4
1882 How many did you just order from Amazon Prime? 1.2019 0.04808 104 87 13 4
1883 I believe there's a protest against Global warming tonight. 1.2019 0.04402 104 85 17 2
1884 Just ignore them for 4 or 5 months and they'll go away. 1.2019 0.04402 104 85 17 2
1885 Just ignore them, they'll be gone by early April. 1.2019 0.04185 104 84 19 1
1886 This is Calvin's doing. 1.2019 0.04998 104 88 11 5
1887 Please check out Netflix to see if they are filming a winter version of Hitchcock’s “The Birds” 1.2019 0.04609 104 86 15 3
1888 The disclosure said nothing about this house being in the snowman migration route. 1.2019 0.04998 104 88 11 5
1889 Fine I’ll go get the snowblower. 1.2019 0.04609 104 86 15 3
1890 Now will you get me that snow blower for Christmas? 1.2019 0.04402 104 85 17 2
1891 Tom, I think the snowflakes have organized. 1.2019 0.04998 104 88 11 5
1892 I knew your hats would be a big hit. 1.2019 0.04808 104 87 13 4
1893 Relax...global warming is not their friend. 1.2019 0.04808 104 87 13 4
1894 Yea, I guess I really miss Hobbes. 1.2019 0.04609 104 86 15 3
1895 According to the news, there's a huge carrot shortage this December. 1.2019 0.04402 104 85 17 2
1896 I’m only getting zombie apocalypse dear. 1.2019 0.04998 104 88 11 5
1897 If you’re that worried, get your hairdryer. 1.2018 0.03862 109 87 22 0
1898 Honey, the snowmen are really trying to make Christmas feel special again. 1.2018 0.04660 109 91 14 4
1899 He said he’d be back again someday, but not with friends... 1.2018 0.04839 109 92 12 5
1900 Babe, I told you so, you give that one guy a scarf and they’ll all want a scarf. 1.2000 0.04766 105 88 13 4
1901 Baby it’s crowded outside. 1.2000 0.04766 105 88 13 4
1902 Four more toques to go. 1.2000 0.04872 95 79 13 3
1903 It's looking frosty out there 1.2000 0.04569 105 87 15 3
1904 I’m sorry, but auditions for Iceman Cometh closed yesterday. 1.2000 0.04766 105 88 13 4
1905 What exactly did your post say on climate change? 1.2000 0.04364 105 86 17 2
1906 Which one is Parson Brown? 1.2000 0.04793 90 74 14 2
1907 No, tracking says carton of magic hats is still in transit. Why? 1.2000 0.04954 105 89 11 5
1908 Stop teasing. You've neither enough time nor wool. 1.2000 0.04569 105 87 15 3
1909 They’re not cold, dear. They’re just hungry for human brains. 1.1983 0.04280 116 96 17 3
1910 I wonder if this has something to do with that politically correct version of "Baby It's Cold Outside." 1.1982 0.04400 111 92 16 3
1911 Honey, remember that snowman you kicked at the park yesterday? 1.1981 0.04327 106 87 17 2
1912 I don’t know if we can seat everyone. 1.1981 0.04911 106 90 11 5
1913 The weather channel is forecasting a Snowman Apocalypse. 1.1980 0.04879 101 85 12 4
1914 Do you think they know we're moving to Florida ? 1.1980 0.04671 101 84 14 3
1915 I’m not explaining central heating to a snowman 1.1980 0.04879 101 85 12 4
1916 Don't worry. They're just ticked off at me cause I offered them hot tea. 1.1980 0.04879 101 85 12 4
1917 White people... 1.1980 0.04671 101 84 14 3
1918 You're trending. 1.1980 0.04671 101 84 14 3
1919 They say we don't stand a snowball's chance in hell, and demand mouths. 1.1980 0.04454 101 83 16 2
1920 Congresswoman, your climate change lobbyists are outside again. 1.1980 0.04879 101 85 12 4
1921 Honey, when will the carrot cake be done? 1.1980 0.04226 101 82 18 1
1922 I think I’m going to need a bigger ball of yarn! 1.1980 0.04226 101 82 18 1
1923 Of course they're upset. You never should have called our neighborhood a melting pot! 1.1980 0.04879 101 85 12 4
1924 It appears we've been targeted by a flash-frozen mob. 1.1980 0.04454 101 83 16 2
1925 On the bright side, no sleeves required. 1.1980 0.04671 101 84 14 3
1926 We’re out of carrots? Again? 1.1980 0.04671 101 84 14 3
1927 Karen, I warned you not to yell at little Harry next door, but no, you did anyway. 1.1980 0.04879 101 85 12 4
1928 Relax dear, I'm sure no one will notice that our snowman isn't wearing his knitted cap. 1.1980 0.04226 101 82 18 1
1929 I told you those hats were magical!" 1.1980 0.05078 101 86 10 5
1930 They're just waiting for me to tell them the latest weather forecast." 1.1980 0.05454 101 88 6 7
1931 Don't worry! They'll melt down 1.1980 0.05078 101 86 10 5
1932 George, I'm not the one who still hasn't changed the Halloween house decorations yet. 1.1980 0.04879 101 85 12 4
1933 Be sure to smile when they start singing. 1.1980 0.04226 101 82 18 1
1934 This virus came from the cloud. 1.1980 0.05269 101 87 8 6
1935 they've heard we are streaming Amazon Prime. 1.1980 0.05078 101 86 10 5
1936 Typical - white folks gotta gawk at a mixed-race couple. 1.1980 0.04879 101 85 12 4
1937 Night of the Living Snowmen?" Sorry, honey, I don't think anybody is going to green-light that title 1.1980 0.04671 101 84 14 3
1938 Honey, we’re going to need more carrots. 1.1980 0.04879 101 85 12 4
1939 Let's use Air B n B, you said. It'll be fun, you said. 1.1980 0.05078 101 86 10 5
1940 They ordered online. 1.1980 0.04454 101 83 16 2
1941 They're protesting our use of coal for home heating. 1.1980 0.04671 101 84 14 3
1942 Honey, now will you turn on the furnace? 1.1980 0.04671 101 84 14 3
1943 I told you we should have listened to Greta. 1.1980 0.04454 101 83 16 2
1944 Turn the heat up and they’ll disappear. 1.1980 0.03985 101 81 20 0
1945 Dear Snowman's Local 32. 1.1980 0.04226 101 82 18 1
1946 Should have just stuck with the hats, Karen. 1.1980 0.04671 101 84 14 3
1947 Knit faster, darling. It's cold outside. 1.1980 0.04879 101 85 12 4
1948 It says they're happy and jolly. 1.1980 0.04879 101 85 12 4
1949 Hey, Sue, did you know Whole Foods has a great sale on frozen carrots? 1.1980 0.04454 101 83 16 2
1950 I still don't understand why they wear hats. 1.1980 0.04226 101 82 18 1
1951 I wish I could tell you how to defeat the white walkers, but I can't see anything in this episode! 1.1980 0.05454 101 88 6 7
1952 Frozen III (by Stephen King) 1.1978 0.05234 91 77 10 4
1953 Call me a grinch all you want but if they sing Frosty one more time, I'm getting going out there with a blowtorch. 1.1963 0.05046 107 92 9 6
1954 You knit one scarf, for one snowman. 1.1963 0.04080 107 87 19 1
1955 It's a mass suicide. I'm not letting them in. 1.1963 0.05046 107 92 9 6
1956 I wouldn’t mind some carrot cake. 1.1961 0.04629 102 85 14 3
1957 Any carrot cake left ? 1.1961 0.04629 102 85 14 3
1958 Way cooler than zombies 1.1961 0.04415 102 84 16 2
1959 Dude! I just Tweet, ‘Hope it warms up soon,’ and, like boom, there’s a flash mob. 1.1961 0.04415 102 84 16 2
1960 Apparently Frosty is missing. 1.1961 0.04629 102 85 14 3
1961 I only searched "snowman" one time 1.1961 0.04629 102 85 14 3
1962 I told them that if I let them inside, they’d melt. They said that’s what they wanted. I just don’t feel totally comfortable being an accessory to their Heaven’s Gate reenactment. I mean, I know they’re alive, but do they have souls? 1.1961 0.05031 102 87 10 5
1963 'Well if it's acting hungry, just feed it' you said. 'What's the worst that could happen', you said. 1.1961 0.04835 102 86 12 4
1964 Well... that snowballed quickly... 1.1961 0.04415 102 84 16 2
1965 We've gotta' tighten that Canadian border. 1.1961 0.05031 102 87 10 5
1966 Did you Tip the Snowmen last year? 1.1961 0.04415 102 84 16 2
1967 Just wait a few months — we'll have our waterfront view again. 1.1961 0.04189 102 83 18 1
1968 Guess who have joined Extinction Rebellion. 1.1959 0.04550 97 80 15 2
1969 I think I see the one we made when we were six 1.1944 0.04453 108 90 15 3
1970 Don’t have a meltdown, they’re just chillin’ out there. 1.1942 0.04376 103 85 16 2
1971 I need some space, honey 1.1939 0.04268 98 80 17 1
1972 Just remember what happened to the rug the last time you let them in. 1.1939 0.04735 98 82 13 3
1973 My knitting brings all the snow boys to the yard. 1.1939 0.05161 98 84 9 5
1974 I told you if you give him a hat he'll come back for a whole jacket. And maybe bring friends. 1.1939 0.04014 98 79 19 0
1975 (Sigh) I think we need to give Jimmy a few more household chores to keep him busy over Winter Break... 1.1939 0.04735 98 82 13 3
1976 Living next to George Romero's kids is a real pain in the ass. 1.1939 0.05361 98 85 7 6
1977 Knitting them hats and scarves is fine, but I think mittens is overdoing it. 1.1939 0.04735 98 82 13 3
1978 Honey, we’re getting some traction on our SnoBall evites. 1.1939 0.04508 98 81 15 2
1979 Just ignore them. There could always be an abominable one in the bunch. 1.1939 0.04953 98 83 11 4
1980 The realtor did say that the neighbors could be cold. 1.1939 0.04014 98 79 19 0
1981 We could have glazed carrots to offset the mashed potatoes. 1.1939 0.04268 98 80 17 1
1982 I just got a flash flood warning. 1.1939 0.04735 98 82 13 3
1983 We also know if you've been bad or good. 1.1939 0.04735 98 82 13 3
1984 Honey...you fixed the heater. Right? 1.1939 0.04268 98 80 17 1
1985 I told you, be sure and keep that thermostat above 60... 1.1939 0.04735 98 82 13 3
1986 It says here to ignore them. They'll be gone by Spring. 1.1939 0.04508 98 81 15 2
1987 He'll be melted before you're done knitting it. 1.1939 0.04268 98 80 17 1
1988 I heard they were organizing around global warming. 1.1939 0.04268 98 80 17 1
1989 You knit one hat....you have to knit a hat for all! 1.1939 0.04508 98 81 15 2
1990 CALVIN!!!!! 1.1939 0.04735 98 82 13 3
1991 I told you not to start making them hats! 1.1939 0.04508 98 81 15 2
1992 I warned you this would happen when you gave a scarf to that stray snowman yesterday. 1.1939 0.04735 98 82 13 3
1993 The weather report says it's going to be Frosty tonigh 1.1939 0.04508 98 81 15 2
1994 Looks like everybody wants to Netflix and chill. 1.1939 0.04735 98 82 13 3
1995 Don't worry, they're better off on the streets. 1.1939 0.04508 98 81 15 2
1996 Um, I think we will need more yarn. 1.1939 0.04268 98 80 17 1
1997 Is "Frosty The Snowman" on TV again tonight" 1.1939 0.04508 98 81 15 2
1998 I'm not being racist … white folk really do all look alike. 1.1939 0.05161 98 84 9 5
1999 I told you to stop knitting for them. 1.1939 0.04735 98 82 13 3
2000 Oh dear, maybe we shouldn’t serve carrots tonight. 1.1939 0.04953 98 83 11 4
2001 I really don’t think it matters if the yarn is cotton or acrylic. 1.1939 0.04953 98 83 11 4
2002 Don't feed them,they'll be here til spring. 1.1939 0.04268 98 80 17 1
2003 I am definitely going to need more yarn. 1.1939 0.04508 98 81 15 2
2004 OK, now I'm sure they're moving. 1.1939 0.04508 98 81 15 2
2005 It's just another climate change demonstration. 1.1939 0.04508 98 81 15 2
2006 Was the snowman orgy tonight? 1.1939 0.04735 98 82 13 3
2007 Five more hats and I'll start on the scarves. 1.1939 0.04953 98 83 11 4
2008 Did you put our address on your Etsy site? 1.1939 0.04268 98 80 17 1
2009 Don't worry honey, I have Prime Now. 1.1939 0.04735 98 82 13 3
2010 I warned you when the first one showed up, but you had to knit him something, didn't you? 1.1939 0.05161 98 84 9 5
2011 Don't forget to turn on the space heater tonight. 1.1939 0.04508 98 81 15 2
2012 Well, weather looks like they’re only going to be homeless for a day. You might get the juicer out? 1.1939 0.04735 98 82 13 3
2013 I was warned that this neighborhood would give us a frosty reception. 1.1939 0.04268 98 80 17 1
2014 Another mass wedding! This is when I hate being Parson Brown. 1.1939 0.04735 98 82 13 3
2015 Don't worry, with Global Warming they'll all be gone by morning. 1.1939 0.04268 98 80 17 1
2016 Sorry honey, it just said "click here to become a patron of an endangered species" 1.1939 0.04953 98 83 11 4
2017 I did warn you that if you knitted a hat for one of them, they’d all want one. 1.1939 0.04508 98 81 15 2
2018 You had to blog about Frostette, the snowgirl, didn't you? 1.1939 0.04953 98 83 11 4
2019 I expect some of them are doubtful you can meet production targets that will assure they all have both a hat and scarf by Christmas ... this year. 1.1939 0.04735 98 82 13 3
2020 That's what happened to our carrots. 1.1939 0.04268 98 80 17 1
2021 Hurry up. They want mittens and socks this year. 1.1939 0.04268 98 80 17 1
2022 I told you, you can’t just “freeze them out.” 1.1939 0.04508 98 81 15 2
2023 Guess the neighbors are tweaking their 3-D printer 1.1939 0.04735 98 82 13 3
2024 George, what were you doing with the Crispr last night? 1.1939 0.04508 98 81 15 2
2025 Still, what constituency really sees climate change as a life-or-death issue? 1.1939 0.04508 98 81 15 2
2026 REPLY TO ALL: Frostythesnowman@gmail.com. . 1.1939 0.04508 98 81 15 2
2027 Okay! Now guess which one is “Frosty”? 1.1939 0.04735 98 82 13 3
2028 Unusually heavy snow activity, indeed! 1.1939 0.04508 98 81 15 2
2029 They ordered online for pick-up. 1.1939 0.04735 98 82 13 3
2030 Yup, still there. 1.1939 0.04735 98 82 13 3
2031 Snowmen literally only want one thing and it's disgusting. 1.1939 0.04953 98 83 11 4
2032 Ignore them honey, they’ll melt soon enough. 1.1939 0.04508 98 81 15 2
2033 Don't worry Mildred, Google predicts a warm rain tonight. 1.1939 0.04508 98 81 15 2
2034 Yeah . . . it says they're heat-seeking, which is odd. 1.1939 0.04508 98 81 15 2
2035 Check out this ‘Snowman Apocalypse’ app. 1.1939 0.04268 98 80 17 1
2036 What an abomination! 1.1939 0.04508 98 81 15 2
2037 Just ignore them. They go away eventually. 1.1939 0.04953 98 83 11 4
2038 It's the Snowmen's Union, wanting to negotiate. I told them to come back in April. 1.1939 0.04735 98 82 13 3
2039 I called Frozen 2 'idiotic and derivative', not that anyone pays attention to these things. 1.1939 0.04953 98 83 11 4
2040 It's looking frosty outside. 1.1939 0.04735 98 82 13 3
2041 It appears that not one of them has anything to say. 1.1939 0.04735 98 82 13 3
2042 I searched "snow blower" and I think they are hoping it means something else. 1.1939 0.04508 98 81 15 2
2043 Do you find our new neighbors a bit frosty? 1.1939 0.04953 98 83 11 4
2044 They're giving me the cold shoulder. 1.1939 0.04735 98 82 13 3
2045 We come in three pieces. 1.1927 0.04416 109 91 15 3
2046 I clicked on Adopt a Snowman but nothing happens. 1.1923 0.04548 104 87 14 3
2047 Jimmy?!!! That's enough snowmen for today! 1.1919 0.04691 99 83 13 3
2048 Says here the lab had an incident trying to clone Frostie. 1.1919 0.04229 99 81 17 1
2049 I don't care if there's a thousand of them! I'm not going to play "Frosty the Snowman" again tonight. 1.1919 0.04466 99 82 15 2
2050 Hey honey, there is a 20 percent discount for the Galapagos cruise again. 1.1919 0.04466 99 82 15 2
2051 No, Beth, I didn't spike the eggnog. 1.1919 0.04691 99 83 13 3
2052 Quick, turn off the Burl Ives album. 1.1919 0.04229 99 81 17 1
2053 I wanted that flamethrower for Christmas, but no... 1.1919 0.04466 99 82 15 2
2054 This is more than a dusting, I think it is a squall! 1.1919 0.04906 99 84 11 4
2055 - Should we be scared, John? - Nevermind, honey. Global warming is coming soon... 1.1919 0.04229 99 81 17 1
2056 Was it you who told them they could get more with the carrot than the stick? 1.1919 0.04466 99 82 15 2
2057 Your knitting's gone viral. 1.1919 0.04229 99 81 17 1
2058 I told you it's colder in here than outside. 1.1919 0.05112 99 85 9 5
2059 Turn the sprinkler on, they will go away. 1.1919 0.04906 99 84 11 4
2060 All the headlines are calling it the night of the living sled. 1.1919 0.04691 99 83 13 3
2061 You’re wish came true. 1.1919 0.04691 99 83 13 3
2062 They won’t survive in our environment. 1.1919 0.04466 99 82 15 2
2063 Voyeurs 1.1919 0.04691 99 83 13 3
2064 Honey why don't the snowmen have any mouths? 1.1919 0.04466 99 82 15 2
2065 All you have to do is close the curtains. 1.1919 0.04466 99 82 15 2
2066 Did you order more carrots? 1.1919 0.04906 99 84 11 4
2067 Apparently your op-ed in support of global warming didn’t go totally unnoticed. 1.1919 0.04906 99 84 11 4
2068 Says here it’s a good time to invest in carrot futures. 1.1919 0.04691 99 83 13 3
2069 They want me to look up "anthropomorphic." 1.1919 0.04466 99 82 15 2
2070 This global warming ain't no joke. 1.1915 0.04351 94 77 16 1
2071 This Olaf craze has gone too far. 1.1915 0.04351 94 77 16 1
2072 Mindy, tell me you didn’t troll the Arctic knitting circle. 1.1915 0.04607 94 78 14 2
2073 I’m looking up side effects of hemp tea. 1.1910 0.05022 89 75 11 3
2074 I assure you, no one cares that we're storing Frosty in the freezer until next winter. 1.1910 0.05270 89 76 9 4
2075 The forecast is for "encroaching snow". 1.1910 0.05022 89 75 11 3
2076 Global warming. Who cares? 1.1910 0.05022 89 75 11 3
2077 I told you to pay those kids for shovelling our snow 1.1910 0.05022 89 75 11 3
2078 They want a Go Fund Me page for one-way tickets to the north pole. 1.1910 0.04761 89 74 13 2
2079 it's the feeder 1.1909 0.04184 110 91 17 2
2080 I think I figured out what the township is doing with all that snow. 1.1900 0.04191 100 82 17 1
2081 You need to take "tap once to order" more seriously 1.1900 0.04191 100 82 17 1
2082 The police are advising everyone to stay indoors till spring. 1.1900 0.04426 100 83 15 2
2083 Now they all want scarves 1.1900 0.04191 100 82 17 1
2084 The forecast didn’t say anything about it getting scary outside. 1.1900 0.04648 100 84 13 3
2085 Huh, for some reason Trader Joe's is having a shortage of carrots. 1.1900 0.04648 100 84 13 3
2086 Did you just order that? 1.1900 0.04648 100 84 13 3
2087 You didn’t respond to any of those Frosty’s revenge emails did you? 1.1900 0.04648 100 84 13 3
2088 Don't blame me, you were the one who wanted to join Costco. 1.1900 0.04861 100 85 11 4
2089 Just let them in and turn up the heat a bit. 1.1900 0.04426 100 83 15 2
2090 I promised them ice cream. 1.1900 0.04426 100 83 15 2
2091 I crowd funded Christmas this year. 1.1900 0.04426 100 83 15 2
2092 I just ordered that 24 carrot gold necklace you wanted on line. I think I got it right. 1.1900 0.04861 100 85 11 4
2093 Don't worry, they'll melt eventually 1.1900 0.04426 100 83 15 2
2094 Anyone up for carrot cake? 1.1900 0.04191 100 82 17 1
2095 This report says that climate change is impacting migratory patterns around the world. 1.1900 0.04191 100 82 17 1
2096 Will you please stop googling for "abominable snowmen"? 1.1900 0.04191 100 82 17 1
2097 There's rain in the forecast. Hope you like carrot cake. 1.1900 0.04648 100 84 13 3
2098 I suppose I could just give them the cold shoulder" 1.1900 0.04191 100 82 17 1
2099 Another global warming protest. Can’t they see I’m wearing a cardigan? 1.1900 0.04648 100 84 13 3
2100 How many times do I have to tell you? If you let them in, they'll just melt all over the rug. 1.1900 0.04191 100 82 17 1
2101 They say Fido goes or things get very inconvenient for us... 1.1900 0.04426 100 83 15 2
2102 According to wikipedia, the magic is in their hats, but there's nothing specifically about getting rid of them. 1.1900 0.04648 100 84 13 3
2103 I think we need to take down the “hand-knit” scarf ad”. 1.1900 0.04191 100 82 17 1
2104 "They don't have television. Cut them some slack. 1.1900 0.04426 100 83 15 2
2105 It’s January already and they really can’t let it go. 1.1900 0.04191 100 82 17 1
2106 I’m telling you, all this surveillance stuff has gone too far. 1.1900 0.04648 100 84 13 3
2107 Not to worry. They’re asexual. 1.1900 0.04861 100 85 11 4
2108 Honey, close the curtains. The snowmen are being nosy again. 1.1900 0.04426 100 83 15 2
2109 Well zombies are so yesterday. We had to come up with a new genre for horror movies. 1.1900 0.04861 100 85 11 4
2110 Perfect snowman weather. 1.1900 0.04861 100 85 11 4
2111 Great! I make Jack one hat, and now I'm the neighborhood hat lady. 1.1900 0.04861 100 85 11 4
2112 I think the kids want to come back inside. 1.1900 0.04426 100 83 15 2
2113 We seem to be getting a Frosty reception from the neighbors. 1.1900 0.04426 100 83 15 2
2114 Oh, Jenna, I left the dog outside. Could you go and get her? 1.1900 0.04861 100 85 11 4
2115 You know dear, other men are very attentive to me! 1.1900 0.04426 100 83 15 2
2116 Says here, something about global warming? 1.1900 0.04426 100 83 15 2
2117 And two eyes made out of solar panels” doesn’t quite have the same ring 1.1900 0.04648 100 84 13 3
2118 It says here, that they will be gone in the Spring 1.1900 0.04648 100 84 13 3
2119 I told you if you knitted one of them a hat and scarf, they'd all want them. 1.1900 0.04648 100 84 13 3
2120 Yarn futures are up. 1.1900 0.04191 100 82 17 1
2121 I told you not everyone would be impressed with you going vegan. 1.1895 0.04563 95 79 14 2
2122 Not to worry -- it's just another zombiesnowpocalypse.. 1.1887 0.04047 106 87 18 1
2123 It says here, "Whatever you do, don't make eye contact." 1.1881 0.04386 101 84 15 2
2124 Ignore them. They're just Siberian spies for Putin trying to get hold of my emails ahead of the election. 1.1881 0.04606 101 85 13 3
2125 I turned the wifi off again. 1.1881 0.04606 101 85 13 3
2126 It’s just not the same. 1.1875 0.04270 96 79 16 1
2127 Oh, that's Waldo. 1.1875 0.04981 96 82 10 4
2128 Honey, toss them some torches and their protest will dissipate quickly. 1.1875 0.04519 96 80 14 2
2129 Don't worry dear, just give them the cold shoulder 1.1875 0.04519 96 80 14 2
2130 Jason, my knitting has suddenly gone viral 1.1875 0.04756 96 81 12 3
2131 Honey, have you promised each of them a scarf? 1.1875 0.04519 96 80 14 2
2132 Try not to stress, they will be gone by spring 1.1875 0.04519 96 80 14 2
2133 I see your scarves and hats have gone viral. 1.1875 0.04756 96 81 12 3
2134 Looking out the window is only going to encourage them. 1.1875 0.04519 96 80 14 2
2135 Knit them and they will come. 1.1875 0.04519 96 80 14 2
2136 They probably want just some adult conversation. 1.1875 0.04756 96 81 12 3
2137 But baby it's bad out there. 1.1875 0.04519 96 80 14 2
2138 More Democratic candidates are out polling again. 1.1875 0.04756 96 81 12 3
2139 I knit all those hats last year. 1.1875 0.04519 96 80 14 2
2140 Soup tonight- Checking carrots for freshness! 1.1875 0.04756 96 81 12 3
2141 Looks like a couple more hats to go. 1.1875 0.04270 96 79 16 1
2142 Tell 'em Frosty's not in here. 1.1875 0.04519 96 80 14 2
2143 Ahh, yeah...I forgot to mention, we're hosting a silent auction for my Sherlock pipe later tonight. 1.1875 0.04756 96 81 12 3
2144 Knit a snowman a scarf. Be prepared for when he blabs to his friends. 1.1875 0.04981 96 82 10 4
2145 Can't deny climate change anymore, honey. 1.1875 0.04981 96 82 10 4
2146 They were taller before global warming. 1.1875 0.04519 96 80 14 2
2147 Yes, I remember singing Frosty will be back again some day. Why? Is he back? 1.1875 0.04519 96 82 11 3
2148 Can't be Night of the Living Dead. They were never alive. 1.1875 0.04519 96 80 14 2
2149 This neighborhood is so white 1.1875 0.04756 96 81 12 3
2150 Uh Honey, did you happen to tell Frosty about Global Warming? 1.1875 0.04396 96 82 11 3
2151 I'll deal with them in a minute honey, I am just emailing John to tell him he was wrong about global warming. 1.1875 0.04519 96 80 14 2
2152 It just says “Enough with the scarves. Give us the old silk hat you found or it’s thumpity, thump, thump.” 1.1875 0.04519 96 80 14 2
2153 Remember what happened last year when we invited them in. 1.1875 0.04981 96 82 10 4
2154 Oh look, there’s Fred. 1.1875 0.04756 96 81 12 3
2155 I only PREDICT the weather; I'm not the CAUSE of tomorrow's rise above freezing. 1.1875 0.04756 96 81 12 3
2156 Just ignore them. It's supposed to go up to 60 degrees tomorrow. 1.1875 0.04756 96 81 12 3
2157 Let's just wait until Spring 1.1875 0.04756 96 81 12 3
2158 Honey... what did you put in the hot chocolate? 1.1875 0.05196 96 83 8 5
2159 Honey, do they ever blink? 1.1875 0.04519 96 80 14 2
2160 Honey, any news what NSA is experimenting with these Holidays? 1.1875 0.04981 96 82 10 4
2161 Don’t look now, but the Republican Party wants your vote. 1.1875 0.04756 96 81 12 3
2162 I hope I can get all these scarves finished before spring. 1.1875 0.04756 96 81 12 3
2163 Don't answer the door. Pretend you don't see them. I knew they were a Cult. 1.1875 0.04756 96 81 12 3
2164 No, I don't mind raising the thermostat. Why do you ask? 1.1875 0.04756 96 81 12 3
2165 Better speed it up. Frosty gave your scarf 5 stars. 1.1875 0.04519 96 80 14 2
2166 I hope you remember your Disney + login, we’ve got an army of Frozen fans caroling “Let it Go” outside... 1.1875 0.04519 96 80 14 2
2167 I have no idea why a snowman needs a hat or a scarf. 1.1875 0.04756 96 81 12 3
2168 I told you the open casting call for the 'Frozen' sequel was a mistake. 1.1875 0.04981 96 82 10 4
2169 They're doing it again. 1.1875 0.04756 96 81 12 3
2170 It says they're protesting global warming 1.1875 0.04519 96 80 14 2
2171 Pest control advises spraying them with hot water. 1.1875 0.04519 96 80 14 2
2172 Just checking to see if our homeowner's insurance covers water damage. 1.1875 0.04981 96 82 10 4
2173 Here's a good recipe for carrot cake. 1.1875 0.04519 96 80 14 2
2174 I just hate how bare the trees get in the winter. 1.1875 0.04756 96 81 12 3
2175 I don't think they like Republicans. 1.1875 0.04981 96 82 10 4
2176 You shouldn't have told Frosty that Santa isn't real. 1.1875 0.04519 96 80 14 2
2177 The forecast predicts a "frosty apocalypse", I wonder what that means? 1.1875 0.04270 96 79 16 1
2178 Darling, I told you that if you gave it to one the rest would be wanting one too! Rebecca Hawkins 1.1875 0.04981 96 82 10 4
2179 If you make eye contact, they'll never leave us alone. 1.1875 0.04005 96 78 18 0
2180 They're rooting for Pelosi, too. 1.1875 0.04756 96 81 12 3
2181 I'm not letting them in Susan, no matter how many times you call me "xenophobic." 1.1875 0.04756 96 81 12 3
2182 On it honey googling ‘snowmen infestation removal’ now! 1.1875 0.04270 96 79 16 1
2183 I gave them some ice cubes once and now they won't go away. 1.1875 0.04519 96 80 14 2
2184 Don’t ask tomorrow’s temperature. You don’t want to know 1.1875 0.04270 96 79 16 1
2185 I told you if you gave one a magic hat they'd all want one! 1.1875 0.04756 96 81 12 3
2186 Looks like your Etsy store is a seasonal hit. 1.1875 0.05403 96 84 6 6
2187 Good news, 23 degrees tonight, warming to 41 by noon. Looks like you WILL have enough yarn to finish the blanket for Grandma's birthday. 1.1875 0.05403 96 84 6 6
2188 We have to get that heater fixed. 1.1875 0.04981 96 82 10 4
2189 I said if they behaved themselves we could all watch Frosty again. 1.1875 0.04519 96 80 14 2
2190 Miriam, Frosty posted that there must be some magic in those new knit hats s you made! 1.1875 0.04981 96 82 10 4
2191 I think you got their hopes up for a Spring collection 1.1875 0.04756 96 81 12 3
2192 Hun, I think your Amazon package is here. 1.1875 0.04981 96 82 10 4
2193 If you stop staring at them they might go away. 1.1875 0.04519 96 80 14 2
2194 Why does he get a scarf? 1.1875 0.04756 96 81 12 3
2195 Sweetheart, now they're all going to want handknitted scarves. 1.1875 0.04981 96 82 10 4
2196 Hunny, your Craigslist posts are really starting to snowball. 1.1875 0.04981 96 82 10 4
2197 ‘I notified the police, they said there’s snow threat.’ 1.1875 0.04756 96 81 12 3
2198 I told you that silk hat gave me bad vibes. 1.1875 0.04981 96 82 10 4
2199 No, the Hitchcock movie is "The Birds", not "The Snowmen" 1.1875 0.04981 96 82 10 4
2200 Honey ignore them, we melted their leader." 1.1875 0.04756 96 81 12 3
2201 Honey,would you please close the curtains. I'm getting a frosty reception here. 1.1875 0.04981 96 82 10 4
2202 Didn’t I say if you made a scarf for one, they’d all want them? 1.1875 0.04519 96 80 14 2
2203 An increasingly frosty relationship... 1.1875 0.04005 96 78 18 0
2204 It’s a snombie apocalypse! 1.1875 0.04756 96 81 12 3
2205 And all I got was a gift card. 1.1875 0.04519 96 80 14 2
2206 Not everyone is a fan of your carrot juice diet. 1.1875 0.04981 96 82 10 4
2207 Didn't you say that you lost the scarf I made for you? 1.1875 0.04519 96 80 14 2
2208 Darling, I forgot to tell you I'm hosting my book club this evening. 1.1875 0.04519 96 80 14 2
2209 Honey, I think you'd better crank up the thermostat - fast! 1.1875 0.04270 96 79 16 1
2210 If they bother you turn on the sprinklers 1.1875 0.04756 96 81 12 3
2211 Invites for cocoa snowballed. 1.1875 0.04519 96 80 14 2
2212 Let's offer them all our Christmas presents if they'll stop singing 'Frosty the Snowman.' 1.1875 0.04270 96 79 16 1
2213 Says here they can scent a hand knit scarf from miles away. 1.1875 0.04519 96 80 14 2
2214 do we have any carrots? 1.1875 0.04519 96 80 14 2
2215 They're upset about global warming. 1.1875 0.04756 96 81 12 3
2216 I can't comprehend how you still don't believe in global warming when they would rather be inside than outside. 1.1875 0.04519 96 80 14 2
2217 Frosty obviously didn't teach his children how privacy works. 1.1875 0.04981 96 82 10 4
2218 I think it's a climate change denier demonstration. 1.1875 0.04981 96 82 10 4
2219 i think our children went a bit overboard 1.1875 0.04981 96 82 10 4
2220 No worries. They will be gone by March. 1.1875 0.04756 96 81 12 3
2221 Maybe I shouldn't have taken up knitting. 1.1875 0.05196 96 83 8 5
2222 The annual snowman rave behind at midnight. 1.1875 0.04756 96 81 12 3
2223 I used to think Halloween was the scariest holiday. 1.1875 0.04756 96 81 12 3
2224 Look hon, there’s Waldo! 1.1875 0.04519 96 80 14 2
2225 There are two types of people in this world: those who knit, and those who order flame throwers from Elon Musk. 1.1875 0.04519 96 80 14 2
2226 A flamethrower is only $399. 1.1875 0.04519 96 80 14 2
2227 NOW do you believe me about the 30-50 feral snowmen that run into our yard within 3-5 minutes of the kids going outside? 1.1875 0.04981 96 82 10 4
2228 A. J., how much of this Hot Cocco did you make for us in the kitchen? Does Amazon have that super fast new drone delivery service yet? I think we may be needing that service right away! 1.1875 0.05196 96 83 8 5
2229 They're kind of cute, all but that one with the MAGA hat. 1.1875 0.04270 96 79 16 1
2230 No, no, no -- corn cob pipes, out of stock??? 1.1875 0.04756 96 81 12 3
2231 Just ordering some more carrots 1.1875 0.04519 96 80 14 2
2232 Definitely not. Inviting them in won’t be good for us or them. 1.1875 0.05403 96 84 6 6
2233 I wish we had moved to Florida instead. 1.1875 0.04519 96 80 14 2
2234 Honey, I think somebody’s watching us. 1.1875 0.04756 96 81 12 3
2235 We'll be okay, honey. Forecast says a warming trend tomorrow. 1.1875 0.04756 96 81 12 3
2236 It's snowmanning 1.1875 0.04270 96 79 16 1
2237 Could be nothing but I'm checking WEB MD for feeling cold breath on the back of your neck... 1.1875 0.04519 96 80 14 2
2238 The national weather service has issued a frost warning for our area. 1.1875 0.04519 96 80 14 2
2239 Don’t have a meltdown - I just ordered some hairdryers and heat lamps. 1.1875 0.04756 96 81 12 3
2240 Sorry, but we're all out of carrots. 1.1875 0.04519 96 80 14 2
2241 Oh look, a cardinal in the apple tree. 1.1875 0.04981 96 82 10 4
2242 I think we might be out of carrots. 1.1875 0.04756 96 81 12 3
2243 Roger, I think we are going to need a few extra logs on the fire tonight. 1.1875 0.04270 96 79 16 1
2244 Censorship" Vladamir you keep ordering the Snowden book and they just book Snowmen 1.1875 0.04270 96 79 16 1
2245 If we don't let them in, we'll get coal for Christmas. 1.1875 0.04756 96 81 12 3
2246 Hurry, they'll be gone by spring. 1.1875 0.04519 96 80 14 2
2247 Don't let them distract you, they'll be gone by Spring". 1.1875 0.04981 96 82 10 4
2248 Uh honey remember when you thought it was funny when you ran over that snowman? 1.1875 0.04270 96 79 16 1
2249 They’re mad ‘cuz you have so many lights on and they don’t want to melt. 1.1875 0.04519 96 80 14 2
2250 It's as though they don't remember what happened last time. 1.1875 0.05196 96 83 8 5
2251 What do you mean we have to wait until the January thaw! 1.1875 0.04519 96 80 14 2
2252 Offer them hot chocolate. That'll make them go away. 1.1875 0.04519 96 80 14 2
2253 We are still not getting a tree 1.1875 0.05403 96 84 6 6
2254 When did it stop snowing? 1.1875 0.04519 96 80 14 2
2255 Uhh, the snow gets worse every year 1.1875 0.04519 96 80 14 2
2256 You must have left the gate open again. 1.1875 0.04270 96 79 16 1
2257 Looks like another Climate Change Demonstration... 1.1875 0.04981 96 82 10 4
2258 Relax, spring is coming and they know. 1.1875 0.05196 96 83 8 5
2259 I'm thinking carrot cake... 1.1875 0.04270 96 79 16 1
2260 Is 'Frosty' the only song in those carollers' repertoire? 1.1875 0.04519 96 80 14 2
2261 Let’s see. An unkindness of ravens, a crash of rhinoceroses, a shiver of sharks, a stench of skunks, a nest of snakes, ah, ah, here it is: a snarky spying of snow people. 1.1875 0.04756 96 81 12 3
2262 No, dear, there aren’t a thousand snowmen outside. 1.1875 0.04756 96 81 12 3
2263 Clearly its Snow Buddy’s business. 1.1875 0.04270 96 79 16 1
2264 But my cart says I ordered only one. 1.1875 0.04270 96 79 16 1
2265 Honey, about that global warming thing... 1.1875 0.04270 96 79 16 1
2266 Not to worry, come spring you'll forget all about them 1.1875 0.04756 96 81 12 3
2267 I don't think I'm going to finish my knitting before Christmas. 1.1875 0.04756 96 81 12 3
2268 I said, “Don’t look now.” 1.1875 0.04519 96 80 14 2
2269 They need scarves and hats. 1.1875 0.04756 96 81 12 3
2270 John, I told you to raise the temperature in the house! 1.1875 0.04981 96 82 10 4
2271 I sure hope you can make more of those scarves before they decide to unionize. 1.1875 0.04270 96 79 16 1
2272 OK, googling "snow zombies" what brought this up? 1.1875 0.04519 96 80 14 2
2273 They don't look "jolly, happy" to me. 1.1875 0.04270 96 79 16 1
2274 They're not leaving until you sign the global warming petition 1.1875 0.04519 96 80 14 2
2275 According to foxnews.com it's just more evidence global warming is a hoax. 1.1875 0.04005 96 78 18 0
2276 Jeez, look at it out there. Feels like winter's really closing in... 1.1875 0.04519 96 80 14 2
2277 Why don't you tell them about your delicious carrot cake recipe? 1.1875 0.04981 96 82 10 4
2278 The weather outside is frightful, but I'm not letting them in. 1.1875 0.04270 96 79 16 1
2279 I told you not to feed chicken noodle soup to the neighborhood kids. 1.1875 0.04519 96 80 14 2
2280 With the holidays over, why did you tell them to come here for their unemployment benefits? 1.1875 0.05196 96 83 8 5
2281 Just ignore them...they'll be gone in a few months. 1.1875 0.04519 96 80 14 2
2282 Ignore them, they’ll disappear when the sun comes out. 1.1875 0.04270 96 79 16 1
2283 I told you not to put scarfs and beanies on sale in winter! I'm updating the ad. 1.1875 0.04270 96 79 16 1
2284 It must be the night of the living snowmen. 1.1875 0.04756 96 81 12 3
2285 Which one is Frosty? 1.1875 0.04270 96 79 16 1
2286 I know, I know, but he's sometimes hot and you're not. 1.1875 0.04519 96 80 14 2
2287 I see the snowmen are marching tonight to protest global warming. 1.1875 0.04519 96 80 14 2
2288 You would not BELIEVE the offensive move the Toronto Snowmen just launched! 1.1875 0.04981 96 82 10 4
2289 So much for global warming, right? 1.1875 0.04005 96 78 18 0
2290 It is the snowman apocalypse, and it will be over by spring. 1.1875 0.04519 96 80 14 2
2291 Global warming will take care of them 1.1875 0.04519 96 80 14 2
2292 They're demanding we turn the heat down. 1.1875 0.04519 96 80 14 2
2293 Looks like Linus is at again! 1.1875 0.04519 96 80 14 2
2294 Safeway must have a sale on carrots. 1.1875 0.04981 96 82 10 4
2295 I guess we should have realized Frosty meant it as a threat when he said he'd be back again some day. 1.1875 0.04981 96 82 10 4
2296 Uh oh, I think that Calvin and Hobbes got out again. 1.1875 0.04756 96 81 12 3
2297 There's no men out there. 1.1875 0.04519 96 80 14 2
2298 ‘Etsy says you are behind on the promised knit hats and scarf orders.’ 1.1875 0.04981 96 82 10 4
2299 This is weird. Ive been getting allot of texts from someone called Frosty! 1.1875 0.04270 96 79 16 1
2300 Parson Brown should be here any minute. 1.1875 0.04519 96 80 14 2
2301 Are those just carrots on their noses, or are they happy to see me? 1.1875 0.04981 96 82 10 4
2302 I told you not to pee your name in the snow. 1.1875 0.04981 96 82 10 4
2303 It's that kid next door with the tiger, just ignore it. 1.1875 0.05196 96 83 8 5
2304 I told you we should build a wall! 1.1875 0.04981 96 82 10 4
2305 He did say he'd bring back coal jobs and ag subsidies. 1.1875 0.04270 96 79 16 1
2306 Close the curtains, Alice, there aren't enough cookies to go around. 1.1875 0.04270 96 79 16 1
2307 George, I told you we shouldn't post that Snowman Wanted message. 1.1875 0.04756 96 81 12 3
2308 According to your new Ring Video Doorbell, someone is at the front door. 1.1875 0.04756 96 81 12 3
2309 I told them to go back North; our freezer is already full! 1.1875 0.04519 96 80 14 2
2310 The Igloo Owners Association says we're in violation. 1.1875 0.04519 96 80 14 2
2311 If you ask me, global warning can’t get here soon enough. 1.1875 0.04270 96 79 16 1
2312 Don't worry Hon, I'll hose them off with hotwater in a minute. 1.1875 0.04519 96 80 14 2
2313 Not to worry. The forecast is for 60 degrees tomorrow. 1.1875 0.04519 96 80 14 2
2314 I don't remember clicking "I Agree" to this. 1.1875 0.04005 96 78 18 0
2315 Ooh, how about Hawaii? Can you think of anyone else who might want to join us? 1.1875 0.04005 96 78 18 0
2316 No dear, it's 'The Weather' outside is frightful... 1.1875 0.04519 96 80 14 2
2317 How badly do you want carrots for dinner? 1.1875 0.04519 96 80 14 2
2318 I think I preferred zombies. 1.1875 0.04756 96 81 12 3
2319 Just bring them some figgy pudding. 1.1875 0.04005 96 78 18 0
2320 I posted that you enjoy knitting winter outerwear. 1.1875 0.04270 96 79 16 1
2321 It says here if you ignore them, they will eventually melt. 1.1875 0.04519 96 80 14 2
2322 Look, you made one of them a muffler, so now you have to make all of them a muffler. 1.1875 0.04519 96 80 14 2
2323 Did it snow? 1.1875 0.04756 96 81 12 3
2324 That's a lot of snow, man. 1.1875 0.04519 96 80 14 2
2325 They want to know what you did with their snowballs. 1.1875 0.04270 96 79 16 1
2326 Don't worry, they'll all be gone by noon tomorrow. 1.1875 0.04756 96 81 12 3
2327 Didn't I tell you snowplowing the whole neighborhood was going to piss people off? 1.1875 0.04981 96 82 10 4
2328 At least they're smiling 1.1875 0.04270 96 79 16 1
2329 I suppose it’s better than the burning crosses. 1.1875 0.04270 96 79 16 1
2330 No, I haven't heard of a carrot shortage. Why do you ask? 1.1875 0.04756 96 81 12 3
2331 This is what you get for feeding them. I told you not to feed the snowmen. 1.1875 0.04981 96 82 10 4
2332 No, they can't come inside, and you need to stop spoiling them with handmade gifts. 1.1875 0.04519 96 80 14 2
2333 Looks like it might rain 1.1875 0.04270 96 79 16 1
2334 #wintersowhite. 1.1875 0.04519 96 80 14 2
2335 You're the one who wanted to turn the thermostat down. 1.1875 0.04270 96 79 16 1
2336 I told you honey, snowmen freezing to death is fake news 1.1875 0.04756 96 81 12 3
2337 We never should have had that snowman open house. 1.1875 0.04756 96 81 12 3
2338 Frosty wasn't kidding when he said he'd be back again someday! 1.1875 0.04270 96 79 16 1
2339 The forecast says to expect a wintry onslaught... 1.1875 0.04756 96 81 12 3
2340 This. This! This is why I told you never to sell that flamethrower. 1.1875 0.04270 96 79 16 1
2341 I just remembered, we need some vegetables from the market. 1.1875 0.04756 96 81 12 3
2342 Honey, I feel like someone's watching me 1.1875 0.04519 96 82 11 3
2343 Relax, according to the forecast, they'll be gone soon. 1.1875 0.04270 96 79 16 1
2344 I told you that calling him Calvin was a terrible idea. 1.1875 0.04756 96 81 12 3
2345 Babe, can you look up the symptoms of having hallucinations 1.1875 0.04756 96 81 12 3
2346 ''You didn't say the entire office was coming!'' 1.1875 0.04981 96 82 10 4
2347 'Let's sell magical hats on the Internet,' you said. ' The kids will love them!' you said. 1.1875 0.04270 96 79 16 1
2348 They're snowmen, dear. They won't be cold out there. 1.1875 0.04270 96 79 16 1
2349 What's the big deal? Their eyes are only made out of coal. 1.1875 0.04981 96 82 10 4
2350 Your hats are in high demand 1.1875 0.04005 96 78 18 0
2351 The former owners made a snowman every year, so I guess they're wondering what happened. 1.1875 0.04519 96 80 14 2
2352 Maybe if we give them our Netflix password, they can go watch it on their own TVs. 1.1875 0.04005 96 78 18 0
2353 Excuse me ma'am, but have you heard of our Lord and Savior, Santa Claus? 1.1868 0.05162 91 78 9 4
2354 I told you those stick mittens would be popular. 1.1868 0.04665 91 76 13 2
2355 It’s snowing men, hallelujah! 1.1868 0.04108 91 74 17 0
2356 Honey, I think I know what happened to all the carrots. 1.1868 0.04665 91 76 13 2
2357 Ignore them They're here for the indictment. 1.1868 0.04396 91 75 15 1
2358 He's cold and would like your hat. 1.1868 0.04396 91 75 15 1
2359 It says here The Walking Dead is going to try something new this season. 1.1860 0.05101 86 73 10 3
2360 Hey Sal! Are these the two that made Pina Coladas out of Vinnie? 1.1860 0.04826 86 72 12 2
2361 Still less surveillance than an Alexa. 1.1860 0.05101 86 73 10 3
2362 According to The Weather Girls it can only be raining men. 1.1860 0.05363 86 74 8 4
2363 ...so who exactly did you tell that you had the best snow blower in town? 1.1860 0.05101 86 73 10 3
2364 What do zombie snowmen want? 1.1860 0.05101 86 73 10 3
2365 Don't worry, in the morning they'll be gone like water under the bridge. 1.1860 0.05101 86 73 10 3
2366 That's it, honey. I'm ordering a loom. 1.1860 0.05101 86 73 10 3
2367 You give one snowman a scarf, and suddenly, they all need a scarf 1.1860 0.04826 86 72 12 2
2368 Yes the neighbors are rather nosey this year. 1.1860 0.04533 86 71 14 1
2369 Darling, what is the correct term for a group of Snowmen? A gaggle, a parliament.....aaaah, a pack of Snowmen. 1.1860 0.05101 86 73 10 3
2370 I am getting alot of activity on our RING doorbell, but I can't get into our account to see it. 1.1860 0.05101 86 73 10 3
2371 Ignore them the way I ignore you. 1.1860 0.04826 86 72 12 2
2372 Haven’t found the panda yet 1.1856 0.04710 97 82 12 3
2373 The last of their species. 1.1856 0.04933 97 83 10 4
2374 They're just wondering why you are knitting socks. 1.1856 0.04710 97 82 12 3
2375 They shouldn't have put the "one day shipping" and "one a day shipping" buttons right next to each other! 1.1856 0.04476 97 81 14 2
2376 Is this weekend Frosty-con? 1.1856 0.04230 97 80 16 1
2377 Man, those kids sure love Olaf! 1.1856 0.04710 97 82 12 3
2378 You must have had too much eggnog last night... 1.1856 0.04476 97 81 14 2
2379 Ask not for whom the Iceman cometh. 1.1852 0.04585 108 92 12 4
2380 Don't look now, but I think the snowpocalypse has started. 1.1848 0.04352 92 76 15 1
2381 If I had wanted to be safe, I would not have left Hawaii," said Edward, snowed in 1.1848 0.04069 92 75 17 0
2382 Your knit cozies has gone viral! 1.1848 0.04619 92 77 13 2
2383 Have you met the new kid next door. Calvin." 1.1848 0.04870 92 78 11 3
2384 Honey, we agreed it would be a PO box for my website, didn't we? 1.1839 0.05047 87 74 10 3
2385 The carolers are back. 1.1837 0.04435 98 82 14 2
2386 Relatives of yours dear? 1.1837 0.04435 98 82 14 2
2387 Did you swipe right? 1.1837 0.04666 98 83 12 3
2388 I crocheted one scarf...now they all want one! 1.1837 0.04191 98 81 16 1
2389 Be serious about the climate crisis if you want us to visit you guys again! 1.1837 0.04886 98 84 10 4
2390 What do you think of the Klan's new outfits? 1.1837 0.05097 98 85 8 5
2391 I could not walk a mile in their shoes. Wait, do they have feet? 1.1837 0.04666 98 83 12 3
2392 Damn, they figured out the wi-fi password again... 1.1837 0.04666 98 83 12 3
2393 Sweety, did you tweet that you had corn cob pipes For sale again? 1.1831 0.05424 71 60 9 2
2394 It is not that giant leap for mankind, but here you go! This is the smoking terrace! 1.1828 0.04822 93 79 11 3
2395 I told you. You knit something for one and they'll all want. 1.1828 0.04822 93 79 11 3
2396 Honey, for their own good let them be. 1.1828 0.04573 93 78 13 2
2397 How fast can you knit? 1.1828 0.04310 93 77 15 1
2398 Inventory is the difference between a business and a hobby. 1.1828 0.04822 93 79 11 3
2399 There must have been some magic in that old silk yarn you found. 1.1828 0.04310 93 77 15 1
2400 Oh no, not another global warming sit in. 1.1828 0.04573 93 78 13 2
2401 No, they can't come in. They'll flood the house! 1.1828 0.04573 93 78 13 2
2402 I told you we were keeping the thermostat too low! 1.1828 0.04310 93 77 15 1
2403 If you ask me, it's abominable. 1.1828 0.04310 93 77 15 1
2404 I'm feeling a little guilty about not joining the rally against globe warming. 1.1828 0.04573 93 78 13 2
2405 You've got a lot more orders for scarves this year. 1.1828 0.04822 93 79 11 3
2406 I am ignoring them, but one just moved! 1.1828 0.04030 93 76 17 0
2407 I’m watching Attack of the Snow Clones. 1.1828 0.04310 93 77 15 1
2408 Climate change has really messed up their migration pattern. 1.1828 0.04573 93 78 13 2
2409 Until we can find an environmentally friendly alternative to coal they'll just have to keep their mouths shut. 1.1828 0.04822 93 79 11 3
2410 I'm worried, Steve. Can we please finally turn up the heat? 1.1828 0.04573 93 78 13 2
2411 Word is out, you knit caps and scarves for snowmen. 1.1828 0.04310 93 77 15 1
2412 If they want to watch Frozen they should get their own streaming subscription! 1.1828 0.04573 93 78 13 2
2413 Dont worry dear. They are just filming that new tv series, "The Melting Dead". 1.1828 0.04573 93 78 13 2
2414 Honey, have you seen the new ad for the Walking Dead Christmas Special? 1.1828 0.05058 93 80 9 4
2415 Honey, after the spring thaw, I will make you some delicious carrot soup and carrot cake! 1.1828 0.04822 93 79 11 3
2416 Oh pay no attention to them. The angry, old, white snowmen come around every election year. 1.1828 0.04573 93 78 13 2
2417 See what you started now they all want knitted caps! 1.1828 0.04822 93 79 11 3
2418 At least they're not wearing the white hoods this year. 1.1828 0.04573 93 78 13 2
2419 Tell me again, dear, what we are supposed to expect on the 12th day of Christmas? 1.1828 0.05058 93 80 9 4
2420 I'm getting Amazon to overnight the flamethrower. 1.1828 0.04573 93 78 13 2
2421 According to Snowman.com one size fits all. 1.1828 0.04573 93 78 13 2
2422 Well it says here that's it's not uncommon for newcomers to this town to get a frosty reception 1.1828 0.04030 93 76 17 0
2423 Honey, I meant to tell you that our little Billy was very busy today. 1.1828 0.04573 93 78 13 2
2424 According to the Internet, your knitting business is really snowballing! 1.1828 0.04573 93 78 13 2
2425 Sure them seem tough now, but wait until April. 1.1828 0.04573 93 78 13 2
2426 Terrence, when I said, “I fantasize about being watched,” this is not what I had in mind. 1.1828 0.05058 93 80 9 4
2427 They want to know why they have a nose like a penis, but no penis that looks like a nose. 1.1828 0.04822 93 79 11 3
2428 Tell them we're happy with our current internet provider and they'll go away. 1.1828 0.04822 93 79 11 3
2429 They all wish to come inside, I guess they heard how cheap you are, always refusing to put the heat on. 1.1828 0.05058 93 80 9 4
2430 Honey, they're more scared of you than you are of them. 1.1828 0.04310 93 77 15 1
2431 I may have put our address on Etsy. 1.1828 0.04310 93 77 15 1
2432 It’s those climate protestors again. 1.1828 0.04822 93 79 11 3
2433 See - now they all want a shawl. 1.1828 0.04573 93 78 13 2
2434 Honey, you know all those friends you claim to have on Facebook? 1.1828 0.04822 93 79 11 3
2435 Vinnie, honey, I think you might be doing it again. 1.1828 0.04822 93 79 11 3
2436 They say they want to come in from the cold. 1.1828 0.05058 93 80 9 4
2437 The neighbors are getting colder and colder. 1.1828 0.04310 93 77 15 1
2438 You knit one scarf and look what happens. 1.1828 0.04573 93 78 13 2
2439 They're having trouble adapting to climate change 1.1828 0.04310 93 77 15 1
2440 They won't go until they get some, Sharon. 1.1828 0.05058 93 80 9 4
2441 Well, it's snowing men. 1.1828 0.04310 93 77 15 1
2442 Don't worry, someone will take the hats in the spring 1.1828 0.04310 93 77 15 1
2443 You know, Joan, I don’t criticize your hobbies.” 1.1828 0.04573 93 78 13 2
2444 Ever feel like you're the one in the snow globe? 1.1828 0.04573 93 78 13 2
2445 Pray for Global Warming! 1.1828 0.05284 93 81 7 5
2446 Honey, just close the blinds, it'll be like they're not even there. 1.1828 0.04030 93 76 17 0
2447 I’m still not turning up the heat. 1.1828 0.04822 93 79 11 3
2448 They don't know we're already married ! 1.1828 0.04310 93 77 15 1
2449 They look cold 1.1828 0.04310 93 77 15 1
2450 Some say the world will end in fire. 1.1828 0.04573 93 78 13 2
2451 Your extended family just arrived. 1.1828 0.04822 93 79 11 3
2452 Relax, I'm deleting them from my cart. 1.1828 0.04310 93 77 15 1
2453 Google "Zombie Snowmen". 1.1828 0.05058 93 80 9 4
2454 They're just looking for work. The North Pole is closed for vacation. 1.1828 0.04310 93 77 15 1
2455 You said it was only one cap and one scarf for one snowman. 1.1828 0.05058 93 80 9 4
2456 Honey, can you google judgement day and snowmen. 1.1828 0.04822 93 79 11 3
2457 It's disturbing that I just begin to type snowblower and google's algorithm is way ahead of me. 1.1828 0.04573 93 78 13 2
2458 And now I will turn them all into a giant carrot shake 1.1826 0.04204 115 97 15 3
2459 I told you if you fed them they'd want more! 1.1818 0.04840 99 85 10 4
2460 I don’t know. I’m googling it right now. 1.1818 0.04622 99 84 12 3
2461 I told you not to throw the carrots in the snow. 1.1818 0.04152 99 82 16 1
2462 Forgive me. I didn't have a hat and scarf for everyone. 1.1818 0.04393 99 83 14 2
2463 We can't invite them in, honey. They'll thaw to death! 1.1818 0.04393 99 83 14 2
2464 How did the students like your surprise quiz today? 1.1818 0.04393 99 83 14 2
2465 Darling, I cannot meet your family tonight. 1.1810 0.04170 116 98 15 3
2466 Snowman Con” moves to the suburbs. What could go wrong 1.1809 0.04268 94 78 15 1
2467 Have you been doing your yoga workouts with the drapes open again? 1.1809 0.05008 94 81 9 4
2468 The website clearly says 'while supplies last' 1.1809 0.03991 94 77 17 0
2469 We’ve turned down the thermostat , I’m knitting another sweater, we’re selling our car— what else can we do? 1.1809 0.04774 94 80 11 3
2470 The Frozen 2 ads are getting invasive. 1.1809 0.04528 94 79 13 2
2471 What demand? Maybe if there's a snowman zombie apocalypse. 1.1809 0.04774 94 80 11 3
2472 Everyone wants fast fashion these days. 1.1809 0.05008 94 81 9 4
2473 I told you, white men always stare at us. 1.1809 0.05008 94 81 9 4
2474 We have no one to blame but ourselves 1.1809 0.04528 94 79 13 2
2475 Frosty.com seem to have a pretty watertight liability exclusion. 1.1809 0.04774 94 80 11 3
2476 Yes, I toppled over snowmen when I was a kid. Probably dozens of them. Why do you ask? 1.1809 0.04528 94 79 13 2
2477 It's the Democratic candidate field for president of the Snowman Union. 1.1809 0.04528 94 79 13 2
2478 Frosty said he'd be back again one day, but I didn't realize he'd bring back up. 1.1807 0.04892 83 70 11 2
2479 Monotony creates illusion darling. Believe me no ufos and no walking snowmen exist. 1.1807 0.05184 83 71 9 3
2480 No pressure here. 1.1807 0.04892 83 70 11 2
2481 Impeach! Impeach! Before we melt!!! 1.1807 0.05184 83 71 9 3
2482 Relax, I see there is a warm front coming 1.1807 0.04892 83 70 11 2
2483 Guess they didn't like my article that says they're the new clowns, outdated and scary." 1.1800 0.04353 100 84 14 2
2484 Don't worry, honey. They're more afraid of you. 1.1798 0.04676 89 75 12 2
2485 I need to order more carrots... 1.1798 0.04676 89 75 12 2
2486 Apparently there’s a carrot shortage this Christmas. 1.1798 0.04676 89 75 12 2
2487 I’ve found an Amazon deal on the yarn but do you really want to do this? 1.1798 0.04676 89 75 12 2
2488 There must have been some magic in that old wool yarn you found. 1.1798 0.04676 89 75 12 2
2489 Looks like your scarf is the cool item this winter. 1.1798 0.04394 89 74 14 1
2490 Look Honey they’re cold. I’m going to let them in. 1.1798 0.04394 89 74 14 1
2491 Honey did you forget to turn on the Christmas lights? 1.1798 0.04676 89 75 12 2
2492 I think it's about time to put down the yarn, Emily. 1.1798 0.04676 89 75 12 2
2493 Tell them,no silk hats here. 1.1798 0.04394 89 74 14 1
2494 He doesn’t believe me when I say Al Gore will never be his president. 1.1798 0.04676 89 75 12 2
2495 Now are you ready to take global warming seriously? 1.1798 0.04941 89 76 10 3
2496 I know snowman is an island, but this is ridiculous. 1.1789 0.04959 95 82 9 4
2497 I started with just one, but you know how things snowball. 1.1789 0.04728 95 81 11 3
2498 They are feeling cold, let them in! 1.1789 0.04227 95 79 15 1
2499 Yes, I really shouldn’t shop online when I’m drunk. 1.1786 0.05399 84 73 7 4
2500 I don't know if I'll ever get used to these GMO snowmen. 1.1786 0.04532 84 70 13 1
2501 They're waiting for the scarves. It's cold out there 1.1782 0.04750 101 87 10 4
2502 The rumored third party organization is said to be a chilling assortment of long-nosed white nationals... 1.1782 0.03827 101 83 18 0
2503 I think our WIFI has been hacked 1.1782 0.04077 101 84 16 1
2504 Next time you press 'Order now' to get me a hat and scarf to go with my mittens, make sure the site says 'Snowman not included.' And whatever you do, pay attention when it says 'Press only once.' 1.1778 0.04890 90 80 6 4
2505 Apparently, this is happening all over. They know we have climate control. 1.1778 0.04890 90 77 10 3
2506 I think I'm going to need more yarn, dear. 1.1778 0.04350 90 75 14 1
2507 Don't worry, honey, weather forecast says a warming trend by morning. 1.1778 0.04053 90 74 16 0
2508 Fairy tale my foot 1.1778 0.04350 90 75 14 1
2509 I dunno 1.1778 0.05139 90 78 8 4
2510 Stop being such a snowflake. Get over it. 1.1778 0.04890 90 77 10 3
2511 Honey, look how fast the neighborhood is gentrifying! 1.1778 0.04350 90 75 14 1
2512 Checking now, but I'm pretty sure we ordered them with organic noses. 1.1778 0.04350 90 75 14 1
2513 All Wikipedia says is that two section bodies are mostly European and 3 section are USA & Canadian. There's no advice about what to do if you run out of carrots. 1.1778 0.04350 90 75 14 1
2514 I’ve hired a snowman army to protect us from porch pirates. We’re safe until spring. 1.1778 0.05139 90 78 8 4
2515 Honey, how about this all-expenses-paid cruise to to the Alaskan glaciers? 1.1778 0.04890 90 77 10 3
2516 Oh Frank...that reminds me....were out of carrots.... 1.1778 0.04350 90 75 14 1
2517 Well, the weatherman did call it a snowpocalypse. 1.1778 0.04350 90 75 14 1
2518 Yes dear. I remember the hat you made for the neighbor's snowman. Why? 1.1778 0.04890 90 77 10 3
2519 Honey, don't be ridiculous, we don't need a wall on the northern border. 1.1778 0.04628 90 76 12 2
2520 Knit a MAGA hat and they'll all go away. 1.1778 0.04628 90 76 12 2
2521 I can't imagine what it's like, but there's a holiday/horror crossover playing at 8. 1.1778 0.04628 90 76 12 2
2522 Um...Honey?!? 1.1778 0.04053 90 74 16 0
2523 I'm dreaming of a white Christmas. 1.1778 0.04628 90 76 12 2
2524 The internet forecast says the weather outside is frightful!" 1.1778 0.04628 90 76 12 2
2525 Ignore them. They'll be gone by April. 1.1778 0.05139 90 78 8 4
2526 Ok then , maybe we should switch to the fireplace channel , and all our troubles will just melt away. 1.1778 0.04628 90 76 12 2
2527 Wow the weather outside really is frightful 1.1778 0.04628 90 76 12 2
2528 Quick, get a fire going! 1.1778 0.04350 90 75 14 1
2529 They want you to knit them something warmer than just a hat and scarf. 1.1778 0.04350 90 75 14 1
2530 At least it isn't the Minions again. 1.1778 0.04628 90 76 12 2
2531 I need to learn how to use Facebook invites 1.1778 0.05139 90 78 8 4
2532 Oh look, he forgot his hat. 1.1778 0.04350 90 75 14 1
2533 They've never seen an interracial couple before. 1.1778 0.04628 90 76 12 2
2534 Honey, this is getting absurd. Can we just order the scarves off amazon? 1.1778 0.04628 90 76 12 2
2535 It says here they're protesting global warming. 1.1778 0.04350 90 75 14 1
2536 Apparently they prefer a four-ply yarn. 1.1778 0.04628 90 76 12 2
2537 Honey, they asked for the Amazon order of buttons and pipes 2 weeks ago! 1.1778 0.04628 90 76 12 2
2538 Ignore them. They said it is too cold outside. 1.1778 0.04350 90 75 14 1
2539 Huh. I just clicked on this button that says ‘Frosty Flash Mob’ but nothing happened. 1.1778 0.04350 90 75 14 1
2540 Look, Linda, they’ll stop coming when you stop knitting them those ridiculous hats and scarves. 1.1778 0.04628 90 76 12 2
2541 What do you mean, "zombie snowpocalypse?" 1.1778 0.04890 90 77 10 3
2542 I told you not to order a big freezer. 1.1778 0.04350 90 75 14 1
2543 Dear, while Jimmy is outside making snowmen, I think we should reconsider the dosage they recommended to treat his ADHD? 1.1778 0.04628 90 76 12 2
2544 Ummm, Hon....? 1.1778 0.04350 90 75 14 1
2545 I'm guessing you don't want gloves 1.1778 0.04890 90 77 10 3
2546 I told you the war on Christmas was real. 1.1778 0.04350 90 75 14 1
2547 Long range weather predicts they'll be here until early March. 1.1778 0.04350 90 75 14 1
2548 I’ll look up if the carrots are still considered vegan. 1.1778 0.04890 90 77 10 3
2549 Sure, I once did some radical cloning research, but it was all put in deep freeze. Why do you ask? 1.1778 0.04890 90 77 10 3
2550 Ah...this is the anti-global warming snow men strike..! 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
2551 They know you are a global warning skeptic. 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
2552 | heard once you should dress | for the job you want and not | the job you have, so...” 1.1758 0.04840 91 78 10 3
2553 Well, that was fast. Here come the carrots you wanted for the soup. 1.1758 0.04840 91 78 10 3
2554 Ok, Only 4 stars. What if we say "Sweet place, cozy for two, nosy neighbors" 1.1758 0.04306 91 76 14 1
2555 Did you open SPAM from snowman? 1.1758 0.04306 91 76 14 1
2556 I told you not to make eye contact. Now they’ll be expecting sweaters. 1.1758 0.04581 91 77 12 2
2557 Remember those carrots you planted? 1.1758 0.04306 91 76 14 1
2558 About the same as fruit flys. Why do you ask? 1.1758 0.04840 91 78 10 3
2559 Would you please turn off the Dr. Who marathon? They think they're daleks . . . . 1.1758 0.04581 91 77 12 2
2560 Winter is coming. Beware the white-walkers. 1.1758 0.04581 91 77 12 2
2561 Watch what happens when I press the “delete” key! 1.1758 0.05321 91 80 6 5
2562 Wow, Carol! That picture you posted of a Snow Woman in a bikini has over 1,000 likes! How many followers do you even have?! 1.1758 0.04840 91 78 10 3
2563 I'll order more wool. 1.1758 0.05086 91 79 8 4
2564 Try Googling "Snowmagedon." 1.1758 0.04581 91 77 12 2
2565 Sorry, Janice, but I just don't think there's a market for "Snowman couture." 1.1758 0.04581 91 77 12 2
2566 The war on Christmas isn't going well. 1.1758 0.04581 91 77 12 2
2567 You said Guiness Book of Wool Records, right? 1.1758 0.05321 91 80 6 5
2568 I told you not to post all those social media pictures. 1.1758 0.04840 91 78 10 3
2569 I don't want that neighbor boy over here anymore, he is a bit odd. 1.1758 0.04581 91 77 12 2
2570 ''They'll all be gone after our housewarming." 1.1758 0.05086 91 79 8 4
2571 Honey, would you go answer the door? 1.1758 0.04840 91 78 10 3
2572 We're snowed in again. 1.1758 0.04013 91 75 16 0
2573 I told you not to knit him that scarf. 1.1758 0.04840 91 78 10 3
2574 Honey, are you streaming Frosty again? 1.1758 0.04840 91 78 10 3
2575 I think the snowmen are unionizing. 1.1758 0.04306 91 76 14 1
2576 Is there any advice online other than "Wait for Spring"? 1.1758 0.04840 91 78 10 3
2577 You let them in this time. I'm getting sick of it. 1.1758 0.04581 91 77 12 2
2578 How many more hats do I have to knit? 1.1758 0.04840 91 78 10 3
2579 Choose only one and I’ll melt the others 1.1758 0.04840 91 78 10 3
2580 Honey, I swear, this is the absolute last snowman I'm going to buy on Amazon. 1.1758 0.04581 91 77 12 2
2581 PAY NO ATTENTION, THEY JUST WANT MORE CARROTS. 1.1758 0.04013 91 75 16 0
2582 They let you order as many as you want and send back the ones that don't fit the kids. 1.1758 0.04581 91 77 12 2
2583 Can you knit a little faster? 1.1758 0.04306 91 76 14 1
2584 I hate cold carrots 1.1758 0.04581 91 77 12 2
2585 They'll go away eventually. 1.1758 0.04306 91 76 14 1
2586 They're so much uglier in person. 1.1758 0.04581 91 77 12 2
2587 I'm telling ya, if we let them in, they'll ruin the carpet. 1.1758 0.04013 91 75 16 0
2588 Honey, do you hear a thumpety thump thump sound? 1.1758 0.04581 91 77 12 2
2589 I was thinking George, how about a carrot casserole for Christmas dinner? 1.1758 0.04306 91 76 14 1
2590 Well if they are looking for a frigid wife they’ve come to the right house. 1.1758 0.04840 91 78 10 3
2591 You're the one who said we didn't need undersoil heating. 1.1758 0.04581 91 77 12 2
2592 The homeless snowmen think they won't melt in here because they heard we're Republicans. 1.1758 0.04581 91 77 12 2
2593 Honey, the carolers are here. 1.1758 0.04581 91 77 12 2
2594 Look, they say here we're breaking records in "snow-man" accumulation. Must be a typo. They must mean snow accumulation. 1.1758 0.04840 91 78 10 3
2595 I told you to stop singing that song! 1.1758 0.04581 91 77 12 2
2596 I think they want the hummus 1.1758 0.04013 91 75 16 0
2597 OK, who else wants a scarf? 1.1758 0.04013 91 75 16 0
2598 Maybe we should turn the heat up a bit, honey! I'm feeling Frosty! 1.1758 0.04581 91 77 12 2
2599 Maybe we should re-think getting Jimmy an Xbox for Christmas. 1.1758 0.04306 91 76 14 1
2600 I told you that hand made hat would create jealousy in the neighborhood! 1.1758 0.04581 91 77 12 2
2601 Honey, your handmade hat's are trending on Etsy!! 1.1758 0.04306 91 76 14 1
2602 No corncob pipe...? No top hat...? Sorry...don’t know ‘em.... 1.1758 0.04306 91 76 14 1
2603 I can only knit mittens so fast... 1.1758 0.04306 91 76 14 1
2604 NOW can we turn up the thermostat? 1.1758 0.04840 91 78 10 3
2605 Don't worry, Bae. I'm gonna find something on Netflix to let 'em all chill. 1.1758 0.04581 91 77 12 2
2606 They’re climate change refugees. 1.1758 0.04840 91 78 10 3
2607 Come spring and you will realize they are all just a bunch of transients. 1.1758 0.04013 91 75 16 0
2608 I could've sworn that there were more snowmen outside this morning. 1.1758 0.04581 91 77 12 2
2609 Jehovah’s Witnesses are getting more creative with their recruitment 1.1758 0.04013 91 75 16 0
2610 What did you tweet about snowmen 1.1758 0.04840 91 78 10 3
2611 Remember how you told Frosty to come back again some day, and bring a friend? 1.1758 0.04840 91 78 10 3
2612 Let me try editing my Wikipedia entry on snowmen. I don't think they were happy with being described as anthropomorphic. 1.1750 0.04630 80 67 12 1
2613 This is what I'm talking about Carl! There are literally a hundred snowmen staring in our window, yet you can't be bothered to look up for five seconds. You're at the office all day. Could you at least be present for the few hours we have together‽ 1.1750 0.04630 80 67 12 1
2614 They really weren't kidding about that aggressive snowstorm. 1.1750 0.05270 80 69 8 3
2615 Don’t let them in. In 30 seconds, they’ll want out again. 1.1750 0.04960 80 68 10 2
2616 How about a yalmulka? 1.1750 0.05270 80 69 8 3
2617 Now who do you suppose would want to hijack a carrot truck? 1.1750 0.04960 80 68 10 2
2618 Who knew Snowmen trick or treated for carrots at Christmas?Honey, We ran out, Could you run to the store to get some more? 1.1750 0.05562 80 70 6 4
2619 You must have put our old freezer up for sale on Craig's Lst. 1.1744 0.04734 86 73 11 2
2620 I know it's hard, but it's really kinder not to let them. 1.1744 0.04436 86 72 13 1
2621 Google has nothing on this. I'd say it's the Army of the Snowpocalypse... 1.1744 0.04734 86 73 11 2
2622 Hey, Calvin and Hobbes lefts us here, is it OK if we stay? 1.1744 0.04734 86 73 11 2
2623 Don't worry. They are just here to chill out. 1.1744 0.04734 86 73 11 2
2624 If you're cold they're cold. 1.1744 0.05015 86 74 9 3
2625 You ready to light the Menorah? 1.1744 0.04734 86 73 11 2
2626 Get the snowblower. 1.1744 0.04734 86 73 11 2
2627 Your friends are back to play so please get off your laptop now ! 1.1744 0.04734 86 73 11 2
2628 I told you too much carrot soup was bad for you 1.1744 0.04734 86 73 11 2
2629 They're all so worried about the global warming rumors but fail to comprehend that they're not expected to survive past spring. 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
2630 Frosty Apocalypse 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
2631 Honey, what do you think about corrots for dinner? 1.1739 0.04791 92 79 10 3
2632 Let's hope they do not sneeze. 1.1739 0.04535 92 78 12 2
2633 So many snowmen, so little twine. 1.1735 0.04816 98 85 9 4
2634 Woman: Honey! There 1.1728 0.05209 81 70 8 3
2635 Honey, would you let Frosty in? 1.1728 0.05209 81 70 8 3
2636 Students when the school doesn't call for a snow day. 1.1724 0.04961 87 75 9 3
2637 They are protesting climate deniers. Do not be afraid, their only weapon is science. 1.1720 0.04490 93 79 12 2
2638 You let in one. They all want in. 1.1714 0.03936 105 88 16 1
2639 Uh Houston, we’ve got a problem 1.1705 0.04634 88 75 11 2
2640 Last floor with a bathroom before the moon.” 1.1705 0.05167 88 77 7 4
2641 Sic itur ad astra? 1.1705 0.04343 88 74 13 1
2642 I think they do like your knitting, Karen. 1.1705 0.04634 88 75 11 2
2643 You "Tell Them " that Amazon has their 3000 scarves on back order. 1.1705 0.04908 88 76 9 3
2644 If you build it, they will come. 1.1705 0.04343 88 74 13 1
2645 It’s the KKK snowman group....they don’t like mixed race couples. 1.1705 0.04634 88 75 11 2
2646 I guess it's time to face the truth - they are mine 1.1705 0.04343 88 74 13 1
2647 I ordered you a 20-carat gift and it should arrive shortly. 1.1705 0.04908 88 76 9 3
2648 They love a good holiday tableau 1.1705 0.04634 88 75 11 2
2649 That's just their way of asking when you'll have the rest of the scarves done. And the last three caps. 1.1705 0.04908 88 76 9 3
2650 Betcha you can’t find Frosty 1.1705 0.05167 88 77 7 4
2651 For the millionth time, stop touching the thermostat. 1.1705 0.04343 88 74 13 1
2652 Can it be spring already? 1.1705 0.04634 88 75 11 2
2653 Isn’t augmented reality cool? 1.1705 0.04343 88 74 13 1
2654 They’re aware spring is coming, but they believe in you, Frank. 1.1705 0.04908 88 76 9 3
2655 Don't worry dear, Global Warming will take care of them. 1.1705 0.04634 88 75 11 2
2656 Well he's got 150,000 followers on Instagram. What did you expect? 1.1705 0.04908 88 76 9 3
2657 Did we run out of veggies? 1.1705 0.04634 88 75 11 2
2658 Oh dear, I hope we have enough ice! 1.1705 0.04031 88 73 15 0
2659 I ran the numbers. Technically it would be easier to just look the other way than to turn them all. 1.1705 0.05167 88 77 7 4
2660 Hopefully all of our problems will just melt away 1.1705 0.04343 88 74 13 1
2661 Ignore them. They yearn for the warmth but fear the heat. They're also confused by a household not all white. Let's face it, snowpeople are a bunch of racists. Close the curtains. I'm fed up. 1.1705 0.05167 88 77 7 4
2662 According to Google, a “Gathering of expressionless snowmen,” means there is a Snowman Apocalypse. 1.1705 0.04343 88 74 13 1
2663 I just Googled it. Evidently it's a new wave of immigrants 1.1705 0.04343 88 74 13 1
2664 Winter is coming. 1.1705 0.04031 88 73 15 0
2665 Marcy, I think you have a crochet scarf supply problem. 1.1705 0.04634 88 75 11 2
2666 Of course Melanie, I’ll grab the flamethrower. 1.1705 0.04634 88 75 11 2
2667 I forgot to warn you what happens this time of year as a recruiter. 1.1705 0.04634 88 75 11 2
2668 Hey, we could use some more scarfs. 1.1705 0.05167 88 77 7 4
2669 Are you sure you know how to cancel an order on that app? 1.1705 0.04343 88 74 13 1
2670 I think I found Waldo 1.1705 0.04908 88 76 9 3
2671 It's got to he hygge soon, right? 1.1705 0.04634 88 75 11 2
2672 I always feel safer in the summer. 1.1705 0.04908 88 76 9 3
2673 Apparently Frosty passed away. His silk hat was found next to global warming sign. 1.1705 0.04343 88 74 13 1
2674 I'm not sure about your "more the merrier" theory 1.1705 0.04343 88 74 13 1
2675 They protest every year - the carrot noses are apparently very difficult to breath through. 1.1705 0.05414 88 78 5 5
2676 There are some who do care about my knitting. 1.1705 0.04634 88 75 11 2
2677 Just because they can’t speak evil doesn’t mean they don’t want to. 1.1705 0.05414 88 78 5 5
2678 They suggest brandishing a snow blower. 1.1705 0.04908 88 76 9 3
2679 Breaking news says we're being invaded by zombie snowmen. 1.1705 0.04634 88 75 11 2
2680 You're the one who wanted to watch "Frosty the Snowman". 1.1705 0.04031 88 73 15 0
2681 What's worse than the Abominable Snowman? Hummm . . . let me look that up. 1.1705 0.04343 88 74 13 1
2682 They’re saying someone hacked into all of the Alexa’s and put “Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow” on repeat. 1.1705 0.04634 88 75 11 2
2683 I told you not to feed them the Christmas cookies. 1.1705 0.04634 88 75 11 2
2684 Honey, I searched your symptoms on web MD. It says you have schizophrenia 1.1705 0.04634 88 75 11 2
2685 It appears the Democrats are now in a frenzy about a snowman apocalypse. What will they come up with next? 1.1705 0.04908 88 76 9 3
2686 Googling ‘Snowman apocalypse’... 1.1705 0.04343 88 74 13 1
2687 We're traped until they met! 1.1705 0.04343 88 74 13 1
2688 I see that Calvin is making zombie snowmen again. 1.1705 0.04343 88 74 13 1
2689 I just listed the corn cob pipe for sale. 1.1705 0.04908 88 76 9 3
2690 They don't understand the concept of Face Time. 1.1705 0.04343 88 74 13 1
2691 Apparently,they seek only uneaten fruitcake. 1.1705 0.04343 88 74 13 1
2692 Point taken, I should have re-ordered his OCD meds before the blizzard! 1.1705 0.04908 88 76 9 3
2693 Why don't you knit some steel bars for the window while you're at it, Betsy Ross? 1.1705 0.04634 88 75 11 2
2694 Why am I suddenly getting ads for snowblowers? 1.1705 0.04634 88 75 11 2
2695 It's the eyes, so cold and dead, that scare me. 1.1705 0.04634 88 75 11 2
2696 Oh my god, John; Look! Sigh... Carol... We need to talk. I think you are too knitty. 1.1705 0.04634 88 75 11 2
2697 I was okay with three French hens and two turtle doves, but two thousand snowmen?? 1.1705 0.04343 88 74 13 1
2698 I told you there'd be hell to pay for letting the dog pee on that snowman! 1.1705 0.05167 88 77 7 4
2699 I told you not to call them "Magic Hats". 1.1705 0.04908 88 76 9 3
2700 So, how many mufflers can you make and how quickly!! 1.1705 0.04634 88 75 11 2
2701 Honey, just let it go 1.1705 0.04634 88 75 11 2
2702 Relax, I'm Jordan Peele. 1.1705 0.04634 88 75 11 2
2703 Excuse me miss do you have a minute to talk about our lord and savior, Mr. Do You Want to Build A Snowman? 1.1705 0.04908 88 76 9 3
2704 So glad I finally found a use for all those Costco carrots. 1.1705 0.04031 88 73 15 0
2705 Yes, but I'm not sure they fit the legal definition of a climate refugee. 1.1705 0.04634 88 75 11 2
2706 Slaughterhouse-Five vacation days. 1.1705 0.05167 88 77 7 4
2707 Honey, I think they want us to buy the Tesla. 1.1705 0.04908 88 76 9 3
2708 I have a good feeling someone is watching us! 1.1705 0.04634 88 75 11 2
2709 OMG. One of the guys has a hat sticking up! 1.1705 0.04634 88 75 11 2
2710 Looks like they're back again, waiting patiently for us to 'Netflix and chill'. 1.1705 0.04634 88 75 11 2
2711 We should have expected this, trying to deal with Cabin Fever by watching "The Birds" on Netflix. 1.1705 0.04634 88 75 11 2
2712 Dear,would you mind turning up the heat? 1.1705 0.04343 88 74 13 1
2713 The neighbors' kid has Attention Deficit Disorder. 1.1705 0.04634 88 75 11 2
2714 No John, they definitely can see us. 1.1705 0.04634 88 75 11 2
2715 Relax, sunny with a high of 38 tomorrow. 1.1705 0.04634 88 75 11 2
2716 The tweet says it's to help the coal industry and carrot farmers. 1.1705 0.04634 88