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Name | Value |
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Submission deadline | 2019-12-22T23:50:00.000Z |
Voting started | - |
Voting ended | 2020-01-12T23:51:00.000Z |
Finalists announced | 2020-01-06T23:50:00.000Z |
Magazine(s) announcing finalists issued | January 13, 2020 |
Number of captions | 7965 |
Number of responses | 997887 |
Number of participants | - |
In this table, the "mean" means the empirically measured average funniness score when the "unfunny", "somewhat funny" and "funny" receive a funniness score of 1, 2, 3 respectively. "Precison" is the standard error of the mean, the standard deviation of the mean estimate. With that, a caption with an empirical mean μ and precision σ has true mean in the range [μ - 2σ, μ + 2σ] with 95% probability by the 68-95-99.7 rule assuming the responses are indepedent and identically distributed.
Rank | Caption | Mean | Precision | Total votes | "Unfunny" votes | "Somewhat funny" votes | "Funny" votes |
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0 | See? Now they ALL want scarves. | 2.1499 | 0.01150 | 4202 | 900 | 1772 | 1530 |
1 | …because no one is paying any attention to our northern border. | 2.0272 | 0.00899 | 7717 | 2314 | 2884 | 2519 |
2 | Why yes, I did accidentally back over our snowman. Why do you ask? | 1.9857 | 0.01434 | 2940 | 910 | 1162 | 868 |
3 | Invite them in if you want to get rid of them. | 1.9619 | 0.00886 | 8160 | 2776 | 2921 | 2463 |
4 | I listed our freezer on Airbnb. | 1.9542 | 0.00898 | 7540 | 2492 | 2908 | 2140 |
5 | Don't worry, they're armless. | 1.9289 | 0.00873 | 8055 | 2778 | 3072 | 2205 |
6 | Honey, I haven't seen this many fat white men in one place since the inauguration. | 1.9246 | 0.00909 | 8478 | 3310 | 2497 | 2671 |
7 | I believe the correct term is "snowpeople". | 1.8935 | 0.00975 | 6113 | 2137 | 2490 | 1486 |
8 | Don't mind them. They've just never seen a black guy in a New Yorker cartoon before. | 1.8905 | 0.01086 | 5782 | 2327 | 1764 | 1691 |
9 | Honey I found it. A group of snowmen is called a squall. | 1.8698 | 0.01347 | 3203 | 1166 | 1288 | 749 |
10 | To be fair honey they did say they'd be back again someday. | 1.8566 | 0.01077 | 5403 | 2142 | 1897 | 1364 |
11 | and then I said, ' you and what army, snowflake?'. | 1.8451 | 0.02097 | 1453 | 594 | 490 | 369 |
12 | Not exactly the twenty-four carats I was hoping for. | 1.8364 | 0.01396 | 3197 | 1300 | 1120 | 777 |
13 | Do as I say. Walk slowly to the bathroom and grab a hair dryer. | 1.8328 | 0.01721 | 1908 | 725 | 777 | 406 |
14 | That does it. I'm calling ICE. | 1.8277 | 0.01067 | 5608 | 2356 | 1862 | 1390 |
15 | How long have the kids been outside? | 1.8172 | 0.01654 | 2194 | 895 | 805 | 494 |
16 | This article says that global warming will create an unprecedented refugee crises. | 1.8022 | 0.01005 | 6111 | 2621 | 2084 | 1406 |
17 | Well, you're just going to have to knit faster. | 1.7999 | 0.01881 | 1474 | 561 | 647 | 266 |
18 | Looks like the scarf was a hit! | 1.7984 | 0.01896 | 1473 | 568 | 634 | 271 |
19 | I warned you, Myra, knit a hat and scarf for one and they'd ALL want them. | 1.7956 | 0.00985 | 5758 | 2323 | 2291 | 1144 |
20 | It's the winter of their discontent. | 1.7908 | 0.01258 | 3948 | 1732 | 1310 | 906 |
21 | And they say we don't need a border wall with Canada. | 1.7888 | 0.00945 | 6729 | 2884 | 2384 | 1461 |
22 | The last time we let them in the basement flooded. | 1.7887 | 0.01224 | 3620 | 1444 | 1497 | 679 |
23 | How many times did you ask Alexa 'do you want to build a snowman?' | 1.7510 | 0.01129 | 4583 | 2051 | 1622 | 910 |
24 | They want to watch Frozen. | 1.7466 | 0.01047 | 5391 | 2456 | 1848 | 1087 |
25 | I told you the suburbs lacked diversity. | 1.7358 | 0.01057 | 5091 | 2301 | 1835 | 955 |
26 | I told you - make a scarf for one of them, they'd all want one. | 1.7334 | 0.00957 | 6324 | 2900 | 2212 | 1212 |
27 | Alexa, turn on the sprinklers. | 1.7074 | 0.01260 | 3729 | 1811 | 1199 | 719 |
28 | HA! Get this. Amazon says it's selling snowmen...I just ordered one-thousand of them...let's see how they handle that! | 1.6987 | 0.01255 | 3907 | 1978 | 1132 | 797 |
29 | Well, this situation certainly snowballed rather quickly. | 1.6958 | 0.01247 | 3600 | 1725 | 1248 | 627 |
30 | I’m telling you a collection of snowmen is called an abomination. | 1.6953 | 0.01318 | 3426 | 1700 | 1070 | 656 |
31 | Don't worry, I'm sure they will be gone by spring. | 1.6947 | 0.01390 | 2624 | 1188 | 1049 | 387 |
32 | Ignore them. Last time you let them in, they had a major meltdown... | 1.6843 | 0.01785 | 1758 | 857 | 599 | 302 |
33 | They know you work for big coal. You can see it in their eyes. | 1.6774 | 0.01578 | 2260 | 1118 | 753 | 389 |
34 | No wonder the kids were so tired. | 1.6727 | 0.01227 | 3593 | 1752 | 1265 | 576 |
35 | I'd knit faster if I were you. | 1.6644 | 0.01180 | 3966 | 1983 | 1331 | 652 |
36 | Honey, did you list a vintage corn cob pipe on eBay? | 1.6565 | 0.01907 | 1505 | 759 | 504 | 242 |
37 | No worries. They're not armed. | 1.6537 | 0.01549 | 2076 | 1001 | 793 | 282 |
38 | So then I took the carrot off his face and played fetch with the dog. Why? | 1.6506 | 0.01290 | 3555 | 1889 | 1019 | 647 |
39 | Honey, you must read this article about how many amazing things you miss by always looking at a screen | 1.6498 | 0.02398 | 931 | 469 | 319 | 143 |
40 | There must have been some magic in those old wool hats you knit. | 1.6457 | 0.01858 | 1555 | 790 | 526 | 239 |
41 | So why do you believe climate change is already at our front door? | 1.6431 | 0.02310 | 933 | 458 | 350 | 125 |
42 | Hey, Marge, here's a gadget that says it sends a signal that only a snowman can hear. Can you believe that? Honestly, people will fall for anything. | 1.6383 | 0.02341 | 976 | 501 | 327 | 148 |
43 | Okay Honey, first thing tomorrow I will put up a fence . . . and have Norway pay for it. | 1.6371 | 0.01538 | 2444 | 1311 | 709 | 424 |
44 | It's like a Trump rally but with smarter folks | 1.6368 | 0.02106 | 1371 | 756 | 357 | 258 |
45 | Of course, global warming forces species to move to new locations for survival. Why do you ask? | 1.6321 | 0.01229 | 3580 | 1874 | 1151 | 555 |
46 | From the looks of them, I'd guess Republicans. | 1.6293 | 0.01531 | 2533 | 1395 | 682 | 456 |
47 | So, I says to the guy in the snowman outfit, ""Yeah? You and what army?" | 1.6255 | 0.01693 | 1933 | 1033 | 591 | 309 |
48 | Looks like your women's night ad had a typo on the "no men" wanted. | 1.6210 | 0.02168 | 1198 | 650 | 352 | 196 |
49 | Waldo's four back and three from the left | 1.6209 | 0.01419 | 2754 | 1483 | 832 | 439 |
50 | Would it be considered murder if we let them inside? | 1.6192 | 0.02027 | 1200 | 611 | 435 | 154 |
51 | Now you know how I feel when I go to your family reunions. | 1.6189 | 0.01680 | 2023 | 1110 | 574 | 339 |
52 | This says that Greta Thunberg is influencing activism in some unexpected places. | 1.6160 | 0.02384 | 914 | 480 | 305 | 129 |
53 | Here's an odd typo: the weather bureau has just issued a "Frosties" warning. | 1.6125 | 0.01824 | 1564 | 827 | 516 | 221 |
54 | Turn up the heat, just in case... | 1.6121 | 0.01214 | 3372 | 1746 | 1188 | 438 |
55 | Told you. If you knit it,they will come. | 1.6098 | 0.02849 | 633 | 334 | 212 | 87 |
56 | Classic example of the snowball effect. | 1.6070 | 0.01375 | 2893 | 1583 | 864 | 446 |
57 | Trust me, they're better off out there. | 1.6026 | 0.01336 | 2884 | 1543 | 944 | 397 |
58 | Did Stephen King ever write a Christmas story? | 1.5912 | 0.01585 | 2177 | 1225 | 619 | 333 |
59 | What do you mean, you’re getting cold stares? | 1.5903 | 0.02064 | 1157 | 619 | 393 | 145 |
60 | They did say they'll be back again someday. | 1.5835 | 0.01716 | 1688 | 917 | 557 | 214 |
61 | They've crossed that fine line between yuletide charm and creepy. | 1.5819 | 0.02253 | 995 | 546 | 319 | 130 |
62 | Another group of angry white men? What did you post this time? | 1.5817 | 0.02532 | 796 | 439 | 251 | 106 |
63 | Climate refugees, I presume. | 1.5741 | 0.02247 | 979 | 539 | 318 | 122 |
64 | Don't engage.....it's going to hit 50 tomorrow. | 1.5732 | 0.01336 | 2826 | 1573 | 886 | 367 |
65 | You don't put out food for raccoons, and you don't knit hats for snowmen! | 1.5725 | 0.02486 | 765 | 414 | 264 | 87 |
66 | Like I said. If you knit it, they will come. | 1.5694 | 0.01463 | 2320 | 1290 | 739 | 291 |
67 | I may have backed in to one on my way to the store -- why? | 1.5673 | 0.01678 | 1819 | 1037 | 535 | 247 |
68 | The role of Frosty has been filled. Thank you for your interest. | 1.5654 | 0.01643 | 1859 | 1051 | 567 | 241 |
69 | Right! A snowman flash mob. Like that's going to happen. | 1.5638 | 0.01913 | 1355 | 760 | 426 | 169 |
70 | Sure, but a short party. I'll turn up the heat and we'll be in bed by 11. | 1.5637 | 0.02625 | 667 | 362 | 234 | 71 |
71 | Hell may have just frozen over. | 1.5571 | 0.01908 | 1393 | 798 | 414 | 181 |
72 | I told them we welcome global warming refugees. | 1.5503 | 0.01611 | 1888 | 1080 | 578 | 230 |
73 | Dad! How many times can I tell you not to"reply all? | 1.5452 | 0.01565 | 2159 | 1285 | 571 | 303 |
74 | They’re probably wondering who made us too... | 1.5414 | 0.02861 | 567 | 321 | 185 | 61 |
75 | It's not just the weather outside that's frightful... | 1.5370 | 0.02696 | 622 | 351 | 208 | 63 |
76 | I told you, if you made a scarf for one of them, they'd all want one. | 1.5323 | 0.02156 | 1007 | 581 | 316 | 110 |
77 | I think you have to say "Snow-People", dear. | 1.5319 | 0.01734 | 1615 | 947 | 477 | 191 |
78 | I know you worked hard on them, but they're starting to creep me out. | 1.5316 | 0.01683 | 1738 | 1025 | 502 | 211 |
79 | Looks like your scarf business has really snowballed, Honey. | 1.5306 | 0.02465 | 767 | 443 | 241 | 83 |
80 | Put. Down. The scarf. | 1.5298 | 0.02712 | 638 | 370 | 198 | 70 |
81 | Snow 'persons' dear. | 1.5288 | 0.01873 | 1286 | 743 | 409 | 134 |
82 | Invite them in. I'll get the mop. | 1.5268 | 0.01786 | 1551 | 924 | 437 | 190 |
83 | I accepted Frosty's friend request and it all just snowballed from there. | 1.5221 | 0.02100 | 1088 | 645 | 318 | 125 |
84 | I invited everyone to come over and chill. | 1.5199 | 0.02861 | 577 | 341 | 172 | 64 |
85 | Great, now they all want a scarf. | 1.5192 | 0.01791 | 1456 | 858 | 440 | 158 |
86 | It says here, if you pay no attention to them, they will go away by spring. | 1.5164 | 0.01760 | 1402 | 807 | 466 | 129 |
87 | It'll be a cold day in hell before he gets re-elected. | 1.5149 | 0.02018 | 1309 | 820 | 304 | 185 |
88 | I told you, if you knit one of them a scarf, they’ll all want one. | 1.5138 | 0.01941 | 1372 | 850 | 339 | 183 |
89 | It's snowing men! | 1.5132 | 0.02898 | 608 | 375 | 154 | 79 |
90 | There's no people like snow people... | 1.5128 | 0.02449 | 823 | 501 | 222 | 100 |
91 | Did you see this? Trump opened the border with Canada. | 1.5074 | 0.02055 | 1216 | 759 | 297 | 160 |
92 | It’s your turn to walk the dog. | 1.5058 | 0.02191 | 1036 | 640 | 268 | 128 |
93 | I warned you! Now they'll all be wanting scarves. | 1.5057 | 0.01981 | 1230 | 751 | 336 | 143 |
94 | Says here Frosty has locked your account and you need to come up with 54 more scarves to get the password... | 1.5029 | 0.02982 | 523 | 316 | 151 | 56 |
95 | Honey, the edibles just kicked in. | 1.5019 | 0.03006 | 526 | 321 | 146 | 59 |
96 | Somehow a rumor got started that Greta Thunberg is staying here. | 1.5010 | 0.02210 | 1022 | 637 | 258 | 127 |
97 | But of course, there are more of them. That's the snowball effect. | 1.5005 | 0.02172 | 1075 | 675 | 262 | 138 |
98 | Yes, Karen. I always keep everything you knit for me. | 1.5005 | 0.02060 | 1103 | 671 | 312 | 120 |
99 | Still, it beats your mother visiting. | 1.5000 | 0.02220 | 1034 | 651 | 249 | 134 |
100 | Are you posting about climate change being a hoax again? | 1.4993 | 0.02529 | 733 | 447 | 206 | 80 |
101 | It’s called a “drift” of snowmen, dear, not a “gaggle”. | 1.4991 | 0.02052 | 1100 | 668 | 315 | 117 |
102 | Honey, call Parson Brown. | 1.4943 | 0.02235 | 1060 | 684 | 228 | 148 |
103 | Did you tell anyone about our new walk-in freezer? | 1.4942 | 0.02088 | 1034 | 629 | 300 | 105 |
104 | Nothing to worry about. They know we have a thermostat. | 1.4928 | 0.02102 | 1035 | 634 | 293 | 108 |
105 | Poor guys... must be freezing their snowballs off. | 1.4924 | 0.03215 | 461 | 286 | 123 | 52 |
106 | Giving them the last of our charcoal briquettes will put smiles on their faces. | 1.4924 | 0.02209 | 1046 | 667 | 243 | 136 |
107 | Knit faster. They're getting cold. | 1.4897 | 0.02154 | 1021 | 635 | 272 | 114 |
108 | Hey Alexa, set living room temperature to 80. | 1.4897 | 0.02242 | 970 | 613 | 241 | 116 |
109 | You're right; the weather outside really is frightful. | 1.4882 | 0.02384 | 807 | 497 | 226 | 84 |
110 | Looks like the cold front's finally arrived. | 1.4880 | 0.03130 | 457 | 279 | 133 | 45 |
111 | I'm just saying, they might be snowwomen. | 1.4858 | 0.02204 | 949 | 588 | 261 | 100 |
112 | ...or you could just close the drapes. | 1.4858 | 0.02891 | 527 | 321 | 156 | 50 |
113 | I told you this neighborhood was too white for us. | 1.4839 | 0.02278 | 930 | 590 | 231 | 109 |
114 | Just keep knitting..... | 1.4835 | 0.02721 | 546 | 324 | 180 | 42 |
115 | The impeachment hearings energized his base of uneducated white men. | 1.4833 | 0.02559 | 809 | 531 | 165 | 113 |
116 | I warned you he'd tell the others you knit him that scarf | 1.4824 | 0.02241 | 939 | 590 | 245 | 104 |
117 | He said he’d be back again someday, but he didn’t mention anything about bringing his friends. | 1.4803 | 0.02258 | 912 | 572 | 242 | 98 |
118 | This is incredible, hon. My Instagram account says I have 100,000 snowmen following me. | 1.4788 | 0.02256 | 898 | 561 | 244 | 93 |
119 | They’ll stay out there until they learn not to make puddles in the house. | 1.4770 | 0.02501 | 761 | 484 | 191 | 86 |
120 | A murder of crows, a pod of whales, it doesn't say what a bunch of snowmen are called. | 1.4761 | 0.02409 | 878 | 574 | 190 | 114 |
121 | It was easier than shoveling. | 1.4755 | 0.02409 | 795 | 501 | 210 | 84 |
122 | The traditional expression is ‘a wolf at the door’, but this is fairly unsettling, too.” | 1.4753 | 0.02471 | 831 | 543 | 181 | 107 |
123 | That explains why the grocery store ran out of carrots today. | 1.4744 | 0.02484 | 664 | 402 | 209 | 53 |
124 | Did you hear a thumpity thump thump? | 1.4733 | 0.02434 | 731 | 452 | 212 | 67 |
125 | The icemen cometh. | 1.4725 | 0.02392 | 781 | 489 | 215 | 77 |
126 | Do you find the new neighbors a little cold? | 1.4721 | 0.02437 | 788 | 504 | 197 | 87 |
127 | Jeez. What the hell happens in the second verse of “Frosty the Snowman?” | 1.4714 | 0.02461 | 683 | 417 | 210 | 56 |
128 | You should never have knitted that first scarf. | 1.4700 | 0.02423 | 817 | 527 | 196 | 94 |
129 | Illegals from Antarctica. | 1.4699 | 0.02666 | 647 | 411 | 168 | 68 |
130 | Most of ‘em will leave after Jeopardy. | 1.4684 | 0.02382 | 807 | 513 | 210 | 84 |
131 | I know, honey, but to let them in would be genocide... | 1.4681 | 0.03011 | 455 | 279 | 139 | 37 |
132 | Put carrots on the list. | 1.4680 | 0.02403 | 782 | 495 | 208 | 79 |
133 | Well, he did say he'd be back again some day. | 1.4680 | 0.02429 | 797 | 514 | 194 | 89 |
134 | I can’t believe we wasted all that money beefing up the southern border. | 1.4665 | 0.02509 | 716 | 454 | 190 | 72 |
135 | OMG! Amazon was supposed to deliver sno-cones!!! | 1.4650 | 0.02625 | 772 | 522 | 141 | 109 |
136 | I guess it doesn’t surprise me they are all white and male. | 1.4632 | 0.02616 | 721 | 475 | 158 | 88 |
137 | So who is Parson Brown? | 1.4624 | 0.02635 | 651 | 416 | 169 | 66 |
138 | Thank God they're not wearing MAGA hats | 1.4620 | 0.02983 | 539 | 352 | 125 | 62 |
139 | Yes, I may have posted something about making snow women. Why do you ask? | 1.4584 | 0.02610 | 709 | 467 | 159 | 83 |
140 | Don't worry, they don't have the balls to come in. | 1.4580 | 0.02508 | 703 | 449 | 186 | 68 |
141 | Look, darling, it seems our all-white neighborhood is still adjusting to our mixed race marriage. | 1.4580 | 0.02477 | 679 | 425 | 197 | 57 |
142 | It says here we are in for a monster snow man storm | 1.4576 | 0.02703 | 695 | 467 | 138 | 90 |
143 | I miss Calvin and Hobbes too. | 1.4570 | 0.02752 | 604 | 391 | 150 | 63 |
144 | And flamethrower is all one word, right? | 1.4566 | 0.03182 | 403 | 251 | 120 | 32 |
145 | Yep, the weather service just issued a Frosty advisory warning. | 1.4557 | 0.02511 | 689 | 439 | 186 | 64 |
146 | If you want them to go away, just let them in. | 1.4553 | 0.02599 | 593 | 368 | 180 | 45 |
147 | I didn’t think my Amazon order was going through so I kept clicking.... | 1.4551 | 0.02591 | 690 | 450 | 166 | 74 |
148 | It seems our new home was built on a snowman burial ground. | 1.4531 | 0.02971 | 512 | 332 | 128 | 52 |
149 | Don’t worry, tomorrow is sunny and 85. | 1.4515 | 0.02676 | 660 | 436 | 150 | 74 |
150 | Yes dear, there are still three without hats. | 1.4497 | 0.02837 | 487 | 303 | 149 | 35 |
151 | There's something on the news about a million man march against global warming. | 1.4470 | 0.02799 | 604 | 402 | 134 | 68 |
152 | You shouldn’t have called the first one abominable. | 1.4451 | 0.02980 | 474 | 304 | 129 | 41 |
153 | I still think you should have your hairdryer ready, just in case." | 1.4435 | 0.02871 | 478 | 301 | 142 | 35 |
154 | Oops. I think I hit "reply all." | 1.4430 | 0.02715 | 605 | 397 | 148 | 60 |
155 | Chill out hun, they'll be gone by April. | 1.4424 | 0.02598 | 599 | 386 | 163 | 50 |
156 | I found Waldo! | 1.4402 | 0.02830 | 577 | 385 | 130 | 62 |
157 | Don’t worry. They’re snowflakes | 1.4401 | 0.02997 | 584 | 408 | 95 | 81 |
158 | They only *think* they want to sit by the fire. | 1.4389 | 0.02716 | 565 | 365 | 152 | 48 |
159 | Only 126 scarves to go. | 1.4371 | 0.02815 | 572 | 381 | 132 | 59 |
160 | No worries. I’ll set up a firewall. | 1.4357 | 0.03112 | 482 | 325 | 104 | 53 |
161 | Err... honey? Did you read Timmy's letter to Santa before putting it in the mail? | 1.4355 | 0.02942 | 434 | 273 | 133 | 28 |
162 | According to this, we're on their migratory path from North Dakota. | 1.4345 | 0.02718 | 557 | 361 | 150 | 46 |
163 | Would you describe their stares as “cold” or “frosty” | 1.4343 | 0.02774 | 548 | 358 | 142 | 48 |
164 | I’m going to need more yarn. | 1.4343 | 0.02857 | 548 | 365 | 128 | 55 |
165 | Don't worry, it's for their own good. | 1.4327 | 0.02951 | 550 | 376 | 110 | 64 |
166 | Wow. I have to say I'm very surprised. Did it even occur to you that they could be snow women? | 1.4286 | 0.03230 | 385 | 250 | 105 | 30 |
167 | They're worried about climate change. | 1.4277 | 0.02856 | 498 | 328 | 129 | 41 |
168 | They're harmless as long as the heater's on. | 1.4252 | 0.02976 | 508 | 344 | 112 | 52 |
169 | Hold on, googling "zombie snowman apocalypse"..." | 1.4252 | 0.03002 | 508 | 346 | 108 | 54 |
170 | They want us to do something about global warming | 1.4251 | 0.03251 | 374 | 243 | 103 | 28 |
171 | The kids have had way too many snow days this year. | 1.4249 | 0.02809 | 506 | 330 | 137 | 39 |
172 | Next thing you know, they’ll want sweaters. | 1.4245 | 0.02728 | 497 | 317 | 149 | 31 |
173 | Honey, remember the bag of carrots that disappeared? | 1.4241 | 0.02788 | 481 | 308 | 142 | 31 |
174 | The White Walkers are in the Christmas spirit. | 1.4235 | 0.03177 | 503 | 356 | 81 | 66 |
175 | Knit one a pair of socks and let's see what he does. | 1.4234 | 0.02946 | 496 | 332 | 118 | 46 |
176 | Tell them it says the convention is at The Hilton, not the Hiltons. | 1.4224 | 0.03115 | 483 | 333 | 96 | 54 |
177 | I think it's a rally against global warming. | 1.4209 | 0.02984 | 487 | 328 | 113 | 46 |
178 | It says they're armless. | 1.4203 | 0.03044 | 483 | 329 | 105 | 49 |
179 | You're anti coal and a vegetarian. You had to know they would come for you. | 1.4194 | 0.02835 | 484 | 316 | 133 | 35 |
180 | It says the collective noun is a "chill". | 1.4193 | 0.03071 | 477 | 326 | 102 | 49 |
181 | Says here it’s called a slush mob. | 1.4186 | 0.02986 | 473 | 317 | 114 | 42 |
182 | I guess the icemen cometh... | 1.4168 | 0.03152 | 463 | 320 | 93 | 50 |
183 | Day 34: Rations are nearly depleted, and the snowmen show no signs of melting. Morale is low. | 1.4162 | 0.03588 | 334 | 226 | 77 | 31 |
184 | Without the scarf, he’s just a snowman. With it, he’s the alpha. | 1.4161 | 0.03124 | 447 | 304 | 100 | 43 |
185 | You better keep knitting honey. I told you they'd all want one. | 1.4159 | 0.03087 | 464 | 317 | 101 | 46 |
186 | Just the sight of a hair dryer should do the trick. | 1.4152 | 0.03060 | 460 | 312 | 105 | 43 |
187 | Someone on Reddit suggests 'flurry'... 'A flurry of snowmen'... why do you ask? | 1.4148 | 0.03116 | 458 | 314 | 98 | 46 |
188 | He said he’d be back again some day, but he didn’t say he’d be bringing all of his damn relatives. | 1.4144 | 0.03073 | 444 | 299 | 106 | 39 |
189 | You had to give the scarf to the one who's an Instagram influencer. | 1.4132 | 0.02938 | 455 | 301 | 120 | 34 |
190 | I still say, snowman flash mobs are just creepy. | 1.4128 | 0.03095 | 436 | 296 | 101 | 39 |
191 | Please, Hank, it’s Christmas! What is the harm in letting them come inside to warm up for a few minutes by the fireplace? | 1.4126 | 0.02962 | 446 | 295 | 118 | 33 |
192 | Well honey, at least someone appreciates your hand-knitted scarves this year." | 1.4124 | 0.02939 | 451 | 298 | 120 | 33 |
193 | Your “Snow Blown For Free “ sign seems to be attracting a weird crowd | 1.4110 | 0.03422 | 382 | 264 | 79 | 39 |
194 | They did say this was a very white neighborhood ... | 1.4106 | 0.03151 | 397 | 264 | 103 | 30 |
195 | But they need SOMETHING so I can tell them apart. | 1.4104 | 0.03232 | 441 | 308 | 85 | 48 |
196 | Days like this I miss our small apartment on the 9th floor. | 1.4102 | 0.03128 | 412 | 276 | 103 | 33 |
197 | Don't make eye contact. Close the drapes! | 1.4100 | 0.03322 | 439 | 312 | 74 | 53 |
198 | Apparently, it's like a zombie apocalypse, only merrier. | 1.4100 | 0.03166 | 422 | 287 | 97 | 38 |
199 | I warned you that letting the dog pee on the snowman would have repercussions. | 1.4096 | 0.04754 | 188 | 128 | 43 | 17 |
200 | Maybe it's our neighbors' way of saying they don't need any more of your knitwear. | 1.4088 | 0.03308 | 433 | 306 | 77 | 50 |
201 | Don’t quit now. Only 12 more caps and 37 scarfs. | 1.4084 | 0.02994 | 431 | 286 | 114 | 31 |
202 | I thought this would stop when we moved to Miami. | 1.4083 | 0.03092 | 436 | 296 | 102 | 38 |
203 | Honey... Get the salt. | 1.4075 | 0.02976 | 427 | 282 | 116 | 29 |
204 | say what you will, but I think the Klan is much less intimidating in their holiday outfits | 1.4061 | 0.03313 | 426 | 301 | 77 | 48 |
205 | Maybe it's time for Calvin to come inside. | 1.4057 | 0.03152 | 424 | 290 | 96 | 38 |
206 | I told you they'd all want a scarf. | 1.4057 | 0.03341 | 424 | 301 | 74 | 49 |
207 | This is nuts, some guy is reporting that his front yard is full of red nosed reindeer | 1.4053 | 0.03382 | 375 | 258 | 82 | 35 |
208 | Relax tomorrow's high is 48 degrees | 1.4052 | 0.03072 | 422 | 284 | 105 | 33 |
209 | Talk about a snowball effect. | 1.4052 | 0.03163 | 422 | 289 | 95 | 38 |
210 | I misread the forecast. It wasn't "lots of snow, man." | 1.4045 | 0.03114 | 403 | 270 | 103 | 30 |
211 | Says here they're asking to be added to the endangered species list. | 1.4044 | 0.03164 | 408 | 277 | 97 | 34 |
212 | Well, he did say that he'd be back again someday. | 1.4043 | 0.03175 | 418 | 289 | 90 | 39 |
213 | Well, the weather outside is frightful... | 1.4043 | 0.03202 | 418 | 288 | 91 | 39 |
214 | It's global swarming. | 1.4041 | 0.03281 | 391 | 268 | 88 | 35 |
215 | So that's why you bought so many carrots. | 1.4039 | 0.03295 | 411 | 287 | 82 | 42 |
216 | I think they're upset about what our dog did. | 1.4024 | 0.03017 | 410 | 272 | 111 | 27 |
217 | That's odd, did you notice the snake in our lampshade. | 1.4016 | 0.03340 | 381 | 263 | 83 | 35 |
218 | Stop worrying. It's an unarmed revolt. | 1.4015 | 0.03278 | 401 | 278 | 85 | 38 |
219 | I’ve got chills; they’re multiplying. | 1.4005 | 0.03333 | 382 | 264 | 83 | 35 |
220 | Don't show fear, they can smell it. Just get up slowly, go to bathroom and get your hairdryer and a couple of extension cords. | 1.4000 | 0.03302 | 400 | 279 | 82 | 39 |
221 | While you're on Amazon, I'm going to need a lot more wool. | 1.4000 | 0.03106 | 400 | 269 | 102 | 29 |
222 | Maybe it was the wording in your ad about snowblowing jobs. | 1.3990 | 0.03457 | 396 | 284 | 66 | 46 |
223 | Oh,the weather outside is frightening | 1.3984 | 0.03340 | 384 | 267 | 81 | 36 |
224 | It says here "the weather outside is frightful..." | 1.3984 | 0.03236 | 384 | 262 | 91 | 31 |
225 | They're just drifters. | 1.3972 | 0.03302 | 355 | 240 | 89 | 26 |
226 | They say they will continue the protest until Trump rejoins the Paris Accords. | 1.3963 | 0.03347 | 376 | 261 | 81 | 34 |
227 | Relax. Come spring all your concerns will just melt away. | 1.3958 | 0.03338 | 384 | 268 | 80 | 36 |
228 | They didn't predict this much accumulation. | 1.3958 | 0.03234 | 384 | 263 | 90 | 31 |
229 | Same thing every year. All men. | 1.3958 | 0.03369 | 379 | 265 | 78 | 36 |
230 | Apparently snow flakes are organizing | 1.3953 | 0.03271 | 344 | 230 | 92 | 22 |
231 | So you'll be able to pick out "ours" ?? | 1.3945 | 0.03526 | 365 | 260 | 66 | 39 |
232 | I told you this would happen. This is just like that time you fed a stray cat. | 1.3931 | 0.03219 | 379 | 259 | 91 | 29 |
233 | In the meadow we should have made some snowwomen too. | 1.3931 | 0.03325 | 379 | 264 | 81 | 34 |
234 | Told you we needed a border wall with Canada | 1.3920 | 0.03413 | 375 | 265 | 73 | 37 |
235 | I may have posted something about the President as a rotund beast, the color of carrots and a souls as dark as a snowman’s coal black eyes. Why? | 1.3914 | 0.03426 | 373 | 264 | 72 | 37 |
236 | You are so right, Frank, nothing I could see outside this window could ever be so puzzling, captivating, or worrisome as what is on your computer screen. | 1.3906 | 0.03328 | 361 | 249 | 83 | 29 |
237 | Tell me again why you didn’t face them toward the street. | 1.3902 | 0.03232 | 369 | 252 | 90 | 27 |
238 | Just show them your hairdryer and they’ll go away. | 1.3895 | 0.03179 | 362 | 244 | 95 | 23 |
239 | It supposed to be 50* tomorrow. That’s when we make our move. | 1.3893 | 0.05191 | 149 | 103 | 34 | 12 |
240 | Putting a face on climate change really makes it hit home. | 1.3890 | 0.03278 | 365 | 251 | 86 | 28 |
241 | I wondered what happened to all our carrots. | 1.3890 | 0.03301 | 365 | 252 | 84 | 29 |
242 | The sequel by the Coen brothers, No Country for Snow Men, wasn't quite as successful. | 1.3889 | 0.03456 | 342 | 238 | 75 | 29 |
243 | It's amazing--you can order anything on Amazon. | 1.3886 | 0.03259 | 368 | 253 | 87 | 28 |
244 | oh, it was the minimum order to get free shipping | 1.3878 | 0.03302 | 361 | 249 | 84 | 28 |
245 | I told you...you make one a scarf and they'll all want one. | 1.3872 | 0.03497 | 359 | 256 | 67 | 36 |
246 | Call Greta | 1.3870 | 0.03371 | 354 | 246 | 79 | 29 |
247 | I'm not racist, but they all look alike to me. | 1.3866 | 0.03314 | 344 | 235 | 85 | 24 |
248 | Who is going to tell them he melted? | 1.3857 | 0.03299 | 350 | 240 | 85 | 25 |
249 | You're thinking of the terracotta army. | 1.3844 | 0.03169 | 346 | 232 | 95 | 19 |
250 | You’re going to need more yarn. | 1.3830 | 0.03272 | 342 | 233 | 87 | 22 |
251 | I think they’re upset that we throw their testicles at each other for fun. | 1.3828 | 0.03849 | 303 | 219 | 52 | 32 |
252 | Just don’t make eye contact | 1.3824 | 0.03257 | 340 | 231 | 88 | 21 |
253 | I told you this would happen if you kept knitting those hats for them. | 1.3819 | 0.03238 | 343 | 233 | 89 | 21 |
254 | Message received, Karen. I’m ordering the blinds now. | 1.3819 | 0.03442 | 343 | 241 | 73 | 29 |
255 | It's the million snowman march against climate change. | 1.3812 | 0.03380 | 341 | 237 | 78 | 26 |
256 | They did say they would be back again some day. | 1.3812 | 0.03578 | 341 | 245 | 62 | 34 |
257 | Stay calm... walk slowly to the bathroom and bring me your blow dryer. | 1.3808 | 0.03510 | 323 | 226 | 71 | 26 |
258 | they know I ran over a snowman this morning | 1.3798 | 0.03483 | 337 | 238 | 70 | 29 |
259 | They're becoming abominable. | 1.3795 | 0.03442 | 332 | 232 | 74 | 26 |
260 | It says here that no two of them are alike. | 1.3791 | 0.03446 | 335 | 235 | 73 | 27 |
261 | You're going to need a lot more yarn! | 1.3791 | 0.03420 | 335 | 234 | 75 | 26 |
262 | Now you’ve done it, they’ll all want a cap and muffler now. | 1.3791 | 0.03232 | 335 | 227 | 89 | 19 |
263 | That’s not what I meant when I asked for 24 carats. | 1.3789 | 0.03598 | 322 | 229 | 64 | 29 |
264 | I think the children have too much free time. | 1.3784 | 0.03271 | 333 | 227 | 86 | 20 |
265 | I guess I shouldn't have bragged about our walk-in freezer. | 1.3784 | 0.03486 | 333 | 235 | 70 | 28 |
266 | There must have been some magic in that old silk hat you stole. | 1.3781 | 0.03558 | 320 | 226 | 67 | 27 |
267 | I warned you. Now they ALL want scarves. | 1.3780 | 0.03576 | 328 | 234 | 64 | 30 |
268 | I had to order that many just to get free shipping. | 1.3766 | 0.03589 | 316 | 224 | 65 | 27 |
269 | They want to laugh and play, just the same as you and me. | 1.3765 | 0.03465 | 332 | 234 | 71 | 27 |
270 | Your relatives from Saskatchewan are here. | 1.3765 | 0.03619 | 332 | 240 | 59 | 33 |
271 | The blizzard update says: expect angry winds to bring mass accumulation. | 1.3762 | 0.03564 | 319 | 226 | 66 | 27 |
272 | I’m tweeting that you’re knitting as fast as you can! | 1.3761 | 0.03365 | 327 | 226 | 79 | 22 |
273 | They all want pussy hats | 1.3761 | 0.03608 | 327 | 235 | 61 | 31 |
274 | They're singing White Christmas. Must be the Republican Evangelical Chorale. | 1.3754 | 0.03570 | 325 | 232 | 64 | 29 |
275 | Here's an unusual story, Honey: "Carrots missing from Whole Foods, Costco, and other stores" | 1.3754 | 0.03543 | 325 | 231 | 66 | 28 |
276 | Try googling 'crowd of snowmen outside window. | 1.3746 | 0.03335 | 323 | 222 | 81 | 20 |
277 | I think the Ghosts of Climate Change Past are paying us a visit. | 1.3742 | 0.03342 | 326 | 225 | 80 | 21 |
278 | Are you ordering more yarn?" "No. New drapes | 1.3738 | 0.03785 | 321 | 237 | 48 | 36 |
279 | All white, with knit scarves and toques, is NOT diversity. | 1.3734 | 0.03849 | 308 | 227 | 47 | 34 |
280 | Think they want you to knit them some pussy hats? | 1.3722 | 0.03766 | 317 | 233 | 50 | 34 |
281 | I knew giving Frosty a penis was a mistake... | 1.3714 | 0.03647 | 315 | 227 | 59 | 29 |
282 | Don't look now, but the icemen cometh. | 1.3714 | 0.03563 | 315 | 224 | 65 | 26 |
283 | It looks like the whole movement snowballed. | 1.3706 | 0.03432 | 313 | 218 | 74 | 21 |
284 | Alexa, turn on the patio heaters? | 1.3693 | 0.03390 | 306 | 211 | 77 | 18 |
285 | Let me double check my Craigslist post, I may have listed the snowblower under 'personals'. | 1.3684 | 0.03825 | 304 | 224 | 48 | 32 |
286 | The forecast does say that the weather outside is frightful. | 1.3681 | 0.03624 | 307 | 220 | 61 | 26 |
287 | ``Oh, honey, I'll just knit one hat. It'll be fun.'' | 1.3677 | 0.03232 | 310 | 210 | 86 | 14 |
288 | Breaking News: It says that Frosty was a prolific sperm donor. | 1.3673 | 0.03737 | 294 | 212 | 56 | 26 |
289 | Just don’t make eye contact. Spring is only a few months away. | 1.3672 | 0.03757 | 305 | 223 | 52 | 30 |
290 | It's just some more of those climate change activists. | 1.3672 | 0.03395 | 305 | 211 | 76 | 18 |
291 | I'm looking it up right now... Google says, 'Snowmen are made of snow, and they don't come to life.' So I wouldn't worry about it. | 1.3672 | 0.03331 | 305 | 209 | 80 | 16 |
292 | For the last time, Dear, I told you there's no danger from climate change. | 1.3663 | 0.03344 | 303 | 208 | 79 | 16 |
293 | Dear Senator, It's time to do something about climate change. | 1.3663 | 0.03626 | 303 | 217 | 61 | 25 |
294 | Yes I posted the add for unheated garage space. Why? | 1.3655 | 0.03476 | 290 | 201 | 72 | 17 |
295 | I told you giving a scarf to that one was a bad idea. | 1.3654 | 0.03673 | 301 | 217 | 58 | 26 |
296 | Don't you remember the last time you brought them in to warm up? | 1.3649 | 0.03685 | 296 | 213 | 58 | 25 |
297 | Ever felt existential dread? | 1.3643 | 0.03733 | 280 | 200 | 58 | 22 |
298 | You know if they come in, they'll have a meltdown. | 1.3639 | 0.03607 | 294 | 209 | 63 | 22 |
299 | You knit one of them a scarf, then they all want one. | 1.3639 | 0.03702 | 294 | 212 | 57 | 25 |
300 | George, there truly isn’t a thing worth looking up from your laptop for, is there? | 1.3636 | 0.03581 | 297 | 211 | 64 | 22 |
301 | Just googled them. Apparently they don't exist. | 1.3630 | 0.03353 | 292 | 200 | 78 | 14 |
302 | Like I said, if you knit a scarf for one of them... | 1.3630 | 0.03457 | 292 | 203 | 72 | 17 |
303 | They'd like a word about the new heated driveway. | 1.3627 | 0.03499 | 295 | 210 | 65 | 20 |
304 | It's just another Mike Pence rally. | 1.3618 | 0.03645 | 293 | 210 | 60 | 23 |
305 | Huh, look at this, Ashlee, your little dig at Frosty has gone viral. | 1.3618 | 0.03740 | 293 | 213 | 54 | 26 |
306 | I really don’t think this is just seasonal affect disorder. | 1.3611 | 0.03521 | 288 | 202 | 68 | 18 |
307 | Ignore them, they're seasonal. | 1.3611 | 0.03555 | 288 | 203 | 66 | 19 |
308 | Nothing changes. Still white, straight, and male. | 1.3601 | 0.03705 | 286 | 206 | 57 | 23 |
309 | I think we all expected more from the climate change conference. | 1.3601 | 0.03605 | 286 | 203 | 63 | 20 |
310 | Of course they're anxious. They're another endangered species. | 1.3600 | 0.04030 | 225 | 159 | 51 | 15 |
311 | It says to close the curtains. | 1.3589 | 0.03628 | 287 | 205 | 61 | 21 |
312 | I want you to know that I'm seeing other men. | 1.3578 | 0.04216 | 218 | 157 | 44 | 17 |
313 | Now is the winter of our discontent... | 1.3577 | 0.03710 | 274 | 196 | 58 | 20 |
314 | Day 526 since the uprising. We are running out of tea and cookies. Margaret is beginning to lose faith in my assurances. I, too, begin to doubt if help will ever come. | 1.3569 | 0.03682 | 269 | 191 | 60 | 18 |
315 | I'm really tiring of all of this fake news. Look at this one: "Snowmen invading New Jersey". | 1.3564 | 0.03770 | 275 | 199 | 54 | 22 |
316 | Well honey, you were wrong about the election...it’s looking a lot like hell has frozen over! | 1.3564 | 0.03839 | 275 | 201 | 50 | 24 |
317 | Hon, the kind thing to do is to not invite them in. | 1.3561 | 0.03775 | 278 | 202 | 53 | 23 |
318 | You keep making them hats and scarves, so what do you expect? | 1.3561 | 0.03599 | 278 | 197 | 63 | 18 |
319 | Don't worry. They're not armed. | 1.3561 | 0.03877 | 278 | 205 | 47 | 26 |
320 | They all turn out to be great, but it never lasts | 1.3561 | 0.03843 | 278 | 204 | 49 | 25 |
321 | Honey, did you just post your fathers old corncob pipe? | 1.3561 | 0.03452 | 278 | 193 | 71 | 14 |
322 | Honey, has President Trump managed to offend the snowpeople? | 1.3559 | 0.03501 | 281 | 197 | 68 | 16 |
323 | It used to be enough to get coal eyes and a carrot nose. Now they all expect knitted accessories, too. | 1.3554 | 0.04441 | 166 | 115 | 43 | 8 |
324 | Ignore them, they'll be gone in the spring. | 1.3551 | 0.03542 | 276 | 194 | 66 | 16 |
325 | Relax. It's just that neighbor kid Calvin messing with you. | 1.3548 | 0.03552 | 279 | 197 | 65 | 17 |
326 | They want us to save them. We're the only democrats in the county. | 1.3538 | 0.03782 | 277 | 202 | 52 | 23 |
327 | This is some good weed. | 1.3523 | 0.03800 | 264 | 191 | 53 | 20 |
328 | Our neighbours emails? “STOP KNITTING, you’re ruining Xmas.” | 1.3516 | 0.04112 | 256 | 192 | 38 | 26 |
329 | Frosty night, isn’t it? | 1.3509 | 0.03673 | 265 | 189 | 59 | 17 |
330 | It's not communism. It's Democratic Snowcialism. | 1.3509 | 0.03788 | 265 | 192 | 53 | 20 |
331 | That post you made calling Frosty an anachronistic feel-good relic of a bygone era seems to have provoked some pushback. | 1.3507 | 0.03867 | 268 | 197 | 48 | 23 |
332 | Nothing for snowpocalypse, why? | 1.3498 | 0.03956 | 263 | 195 | 44 | 24 |
333 | If you were an Eskimo, you'd know all their names. | 1.3485 | 0.03869 | 264 | 194 | 48 | 22 |
334 | They want to know where the snow women are. | 1.3480 | 0.03942 | 250 | 183 | 47 | 20 |
335 | "Just took our "Snowman wanted" ad off Craigslist | 1.3475 | 0.03765 | 259 | 187 | 54 | 18 |
336 | I knew this would happen. Knit a scarf for one and they all want one. | 1.3475 | 0.03725 | 259 | 186 | 56 | 17 |
337 | Frosty said he'd be back again one day. He didn't mention he'd bring the whole family | 1.3475 | 0.03644 | 259 | 184 | 60 | 15 |
338 | Honey, did we forget to put tonight’s global warming demonstration on our calendar? | 1.3475 | 0.03882 | 259 | 190 | 48 | 21 |
339 | It says to repel them you need to cover your lawn with pink flamingos. But I don’t see how that is better.... | 1.3473 | 0.03616 | 262 | 186 | 61 | 15 |
340 | I made the mistake of feeding one of them. | 1.3473 | 0.03926 | 262 | 194 | 45 | 23 |
341 | So this is the way the world ends, not with a bang but a "Thumpety-thump-thump look at Frosty go." | 1.3473 | 0.03888 | 262 | 193 | 47 | 22 |
342 | Honey, have you ever wondered what might be scarier than a 100 clowns? | 1.3473 | 0.03696 | 262 | 188 | 57 | 17 |
343 | Looks like the snowflakes have orginized | 1.3473 | 0.03812 | 262 | 191 | 51 | 20 |
344 | Time is on our side. | 1.3473 | 0.03735 | 262 | 189 | 55 | 18 |
345 | It's cool. They like to watch. | 1.3473 | 0.04000 | 262 | 196 | 41 | 25 |
346 | Funny, we all thought it would be zombies. | 1.3469 | 0.03738 | 245 | 174 | 57 | 14 |
347 | When you ordered a snowman on Amazon, which buttons did you hit ? | 1.3463 | 0.03863 | 257 | 188 | 49 | 20 |
348 | The reviews say you're famous for scarves, hats, and mittens. | 1.3463 | 0.03863 | 257 | 188 | 49 | 20 |
349 | I told you, once you knit one of them a scarf they'll all want one. | 1.3463 | 0.03743 | 257 | 185 | 55 | 17 |
350 | They're seeking asylum as victims of Climate Change | 1.3463 | 0.03743 | 257 | 185 | 55 | 17 |
351 | You ate the baby snowman cookie, didn't you? | 1.3462 | 0.03870 | 260 | 191 | 48 | 21 |
352 | So...remember how Frosty would always say he'd be "back again someday"? | 1.3451 | 0.03961 | 255 | 189 | 44 | 22 |
353 | Order some more yarn for me, would you? I think the Carolers might need some pants too. | 1.3451 | 0.04152 | 255 | 194 | 34 | 27 |
354 | What I find most disturbing is their lack of diversity. | 1.3444 | 0.03997 | 241 | 177 | 45 | 19 |
355 | The Humans at Home display was a big hit at the annual Snowman Convention. | 1.3444 | 0.03997 | 241 | 177 | 45 | 19 |
356 | Well, the weather outside looks frightful" | 1.3439 | 0.03821 | 253 | 184 | 51 | 18 |
357 | You know if we let them in they'll only wet the carpet. | 1.3439 | 0.03942 | 253 | 187 | 45 | 21 |
358 | I told you guys, “ I’m knitting as fast as I can!” | 1.3439 | 0.03821 | 253 | 184 | 51 | 18 |
359 | There. I just updated the post that we are no longer doing the "Frozen Man" event. | 1.3426 | 0.04197 | 251 | 192 | 32 | 27 |
360 | Surprise! It's the 24-carrot anniversary present you asked for. | 1.3425 | 0.03684 | 254 | 182 | 57 | 15 |
361 | I'll tweet that the knitting party is cancelled! | 1.3425 | 0.03598 | 254 | 180 | 61 | 13 |
362 | Forecast? Above freezing temperatures. | 1.3404 | 0.04281 | 235 | 179 | 32 | 24 |
363 | Now the rest of them want scarves. | 1.3402 | 0.03768 | 241 | 173 | 54 | 14 |
364 | How long has Jimmy been outside anyway? | 1.3402 | 0.04040 | 244 | 182 | 41 | 21 |
365 | Didn't come across as festive as I thought it would. | 1.3402 | 0.03998 | 244 | 181 | 43 | 20 |
366 | Ever since my global warming study was published they view as some sort of god. | 1.3402 | 0.03825 | 244 | 177 | 51 | 16 |
367 | Dear, the weather outside is a little frightful | 1.3402 | 0.03869 | 244 | 178 | 49 | 17 |
368 | Honey, get the hairdryer | 1.3402 | 0.03503 | 244 | 170 | 65 | 9 |
369 | They don't ALL need hats, dear. | 1.3402 | 0.03869 | 244 | 178 | 49 | 17 |
370 | Tell them " There is no room in the fridge" | 1.3401 | 0.03921 | 247 | 182 | 46 | 19 |
371 | Do you think anyone will show up to discuss global warming? | 1.3401 | 0.03750 | 247 | 178 | 54 | 15 |
372 | You never shoulda' said you'd make him a scarf. | 1.3401 | 0.03836 | 247 | 180 | 50 | 17 |
373 | The Weather Network is calling it Snowmangeddon | 1.3401 | 0.03661 | 247 | 176 | 58 | 13 |
374 | Looks like there’s a hiring freeze. | 1.3401 | 0.04004 | 247 | 184 | 42 | 21 |
375 | Of course they look cold. | 1.3401 | 0.03836 | 247 | 180 | 50 | 17 |
376 | They're demanding we reduce our carbon footprint to save their lives. | 1.3388 | 0.03800 | 242 | 175 | 52 | 15 |
377 | The expression is, “no two snowFLAKES are alike”. | 1.3388 | 0.03755 | 242 | 174 | 54 | 14 |
378 | It's snowPEOPLE,Susan.. | 1.3388 | 0.03845 | 242 | 176 | 50 | 16 |
379 | Last year I gave one of them a cookie. Big mistake. | 1.3388 | 0.03709 | 242 | 173 | 56 | 13 |
380 | It's not the weather outside that's frightful. | 1.3388 | 0.03800 | 242 | 175 | 52 | 15 |
381 | I don't know, we only got 3 maybes on the evite. | 1.3388 | 0.03976 | 242 | 179 | 44 | 19 |
382 | I think I might have pressed the order button a few too many times. | 1.3388 | 0.03845 | 242 | 176 | 50 | 16 |
383 | If you taught them how to knit, they'd be self-sufficient. | 1.3387 | 0.03558 | 248 | 175 | 62 | 11 |
384 | At least this time the carrots are used as noses. | 1.3387 | 0.03991 | 248 | 185 | 42 | 21 |
385 | The Weather Channel says there’s a hundred percent chance of snowmen tonight. | 1.3375 | 0.03909 | 240 | 176 | 47 | 17 |
386 | I'm OK with a wall but I can't see him getting Canada to pay for it. | 1.3374 | 0.04005 | 243 | 181 | 42 | 20 |
387 | Take me to your freezer. | 1.3363 | 0.03928 | 226 | 164 | 48 | 14 |
388 | Well Shirley, this is New Hampshire. Everyone runs for President. | 1.3363 | 0.04170 | 226 | 169 | 38 | 19 |
389 | Knit faster. | 1.3361 | 0.03697 | 238 | 170 | 56 | 12 |
390 | Just ignore them; they'll be gone in a month | 1.3355 | 0.04568 | 152 | 108 | 37 | 7 |
391 | I should never have "Friended" Frosty. | 1.3348 | 0.03892 | 233 | 170 | 48 | 15 |
392 | Ignore them honey, Calvin and Hobbes already did this one. | 1.3347 | 0.03858 | 236 | 172 | 49 | 15 |
393 | Frosty the Snowman is on TV. | 1.3347 | 0.03715 | 236 | 169 | 55 | 12 |
394 | No big deal, But, I ran over Kevin's snowman today. | 1.3347 | 0.03858 | 236 | 172 | 49 | 15 |
395 | Stuck number key again Steve? | 1.3347 | 0.03811 | 236 | 171 | 51 | 14 |
396 | You’re the only one I know who can take something as innocent as a snowman and turn it into a problem | 1.3347 | 0.03871 | 239 | 175 | 48 | 16 |
397 | Just remember what happened last year when we let them in. | 1.3347 | 0.04048 | 239 | 179 | 40 | 20 |
398 | They're going from house to house to get out the progressive vote... They're worried about global warming. | 1.3333 | 0.05521 | 126 | 94 | 22 | 10 |
399 | I think our snowman's gone viral. | 1.3333 | 0.03831 | 234 | 170 | 50 | 14 |
400 | I think I know what the ‘thumpety thump thump’ was. | 1.3333 | 0.04045 | 228 | 169 | 42 | 17 |
401 | They're just mad I called them hypocrites for their ongoing reliance on coal. | 1.3333 | 0.03925 | 234 | 172 | 46 | 16 |
402 | I bet the yarn shop gave them our address. | 1.3333 | 0.03844 | 237 | 173 | 49 | 15 |
403 | Says here the best way to defend ourselves is with a hair dryer. | 1.3319 | 0.03519 | 235 | 165 | 62 | 8 |
404 | Says here, they're seeking Frigidaire asylum. | 1.3319 | 0.04093 | 235 | 177 | 38 | 20 |
405 | I knew you had the thermostat set too low. | 1.3319 | 0.04131 | 232 | 175 | 37 | 20 |
406 | I don't know if we fit in here, Jeff. | 1.3319 | 0.03869 | 226 | 164 | 49 | 13 |
407 | Supposed to be frosty out tonight. | 1.3319 | 0.03919 | 226 | 165 | 47 | 14 |
408 | I keep telling you, "If you knit them, they will come!" | 1.3304 | 0.04244 | 230 | 176 | 32 | 22 |
409 | I agree my mother's painting is creepy. So just cover it up until she visits. | 1.3304 | 0.03919 | 230 | 169 | 46 | 15 |
410 | Oh no, they’re back for mittens. | 1.3304 | 0.03954 | 227 | 167 | 45 | 15 |
411 | Here it is, the VR trailer for 'Attack of the Zombie Snowmen.' | 1.3304 | 0.04464 | 227 | 178 | 23 | 26 |
412 | Sure, let them in. They won't stay long. | 1.3304 | 0.04194 | 227 | 172 | 35 | 20 |
413 | Honey...Have you ordered anything on ebay lately? | 1.3289 | 0.03771 | 225 | 162 | 52 | 11 |
414 | Maybe we should move our TV | 1.3289 | 0.03875 | 225 | 164 | 48 | 13 |
415 | Of course they're upset. We support solar. They support coal. | 1.3289 | 0.04074 | 225 | 168 | 40 | 17 |
416 | I'm gonna need more yarn. | 1.3289 | 0.03875 | 225 | 164 | 48 | 13 |
417 | We Should have never advertised that we have cold storage available. | 1.3289 | 0.03976 | 225 | 166 | 44 | 15 |
418 | Looks like the silent majority is here to watch the trial of the president. | 1.3289 | 0.03976 | 225 | 166 | 44 | 15 |
419 | We should have never hooked those two up. | 1.3289 | 0.03875 | 225 | 164 | 48 | 13 |
420 | Weatherman says it'll be frosty tonight. | 1.3289 | 0.04074 | 225 | 168 | 40 | 17 |
421 | Hurry up with those hats and scarves. They’re getting restless. | 1.3289 | 0.03718 | 225 | 161 | 54 | 10 |
422 | Ooh, Harry, look at the moon! | 1.3289 | 0.04074 | 225 | 168 | 40 | 17 |
423 | Can we turn the thermostat back up now? | 1.3289 | 0.04025 | 225 | 167 | 42 | 16 |
424 | I think maybe they're protesting global warming! | 1.3289 | 0.03771 | 225 | 162 | 52 | 11 |
425 | Only a few caps to go, dear. Then they'll be on their way." | 1.3289 | 0.03925 | 225 | 165 | 46 | 14 |
426 | So I told him," Frosty, go to hell". What's he going to do, come get me?" | 1.3287 | 0.04244 | 216 | 163 | 35 | 18 |
427 | I told you not to make two of them, they reproduce very fast. | 1.3274 | 0.03843 | 223 | 162 | 49 | 12 |
428 | Amazon says we can have 200 corn cob pipes here by tomorrow! | 1.3274 | 0.03843 | 223 | 162 | 49 | 12 |
429 | I don’t think they’re armed. | 1.3273 | 0.03983 | 220 | 162 | 44 | 14 |
430 | So... This is what it feels like to be in a snow globe | 1.3270 | 0.04261 | 211 | 159 | 35 | 17 |
431 | Is 'Frosty the Snowman' the only carol they know? | 1.3259 | 0.03932 | 224 | 165 | 45 | 14 |
432 | Why does Amazon hide their customer service number? | 1.3258 | 0.03968 | 221 | 163 | 44 | 14 |
433 | Your climate change denier friends are here. | 1.3258 | 0.04267 | 221 | 169 | 32 | 20 |
434 | Ah, here we go, on Craigslist - a used flame-thrower for seventy-five bucks... | 1.3258 | 0.03916 | 221 | 162 | 46 | 13 |
435 | Should we invite them in to warm up by the fire? | 1.3258 | 0.04120 | 221 | 166 | 38 | 17 |
436 | I was right. Thumpet-y thump, thump is not a good sign. | 1.3243 | 0.03795 | 222 | 161 | 50 | 11 |
437 | The weather report says it's getting frosty outside. | 1.3242 | 0.04093 | 219 | 164 | 39 | 16 |
438 | Why must they stick their carrots in other people's business? | 1.3242 | 0.03774 | 219 | 158 | 51 | 10 |
439 | On second thought, let's stay in! | 1.3239 | 0.03784 | 213 | 153 | 51 | 9 |
440 | Well, at least THEY never complain that the wool is itchy. | 1.3227 | 0.03814 | 220 | 160 | 49 | 11 |
441 | Hey get this! Some nut-case on Nextdoor.com is posting a bunch of nonsense about snow zombies. | 1.3227 | 0.03759 | 220 | 159 | 51 | 10 |
442 | It's an email from the White house; "Do you remember sending me that rotten pumpkin on Halloween, You loser?" | 1.3227 | 0.04128 | 220 | 166 | 37 | 17 |
443 | The snowmen outside are frightful. But the fire is so delightful. | 1.3226 | 0.04168 | 217 | 164 | 36 | 17 |
444 | We're about to get a Frosty reception. | 1.3223 | 0.03920 | 211 | 154 | 46 | 11 |
445 | Do you think it's illusion, delusion, or collusion? | 1.3223 | 0.04089 | 211 | 157 | 40 | 14 |
446 | Your followers aren’t any more real than mine | 1.3210 | 0.04605 | 162 | 120 | 32 | 10 |
447 | Like I always say, Lydia, if you give a snowman a magical knit cap, you give him life for a day; if you teach him to knit, he'll reproduce and take over the planet with snow zombies. | 1.3209 | 0.03979 | 215 | 159 | 43 | 13 |
448 | It's OK. It says they just like to watch. | 1.3209 | 0.03924 | 215 | 158 | 45 | 12 |
449 | I really need to stop answering with 'reply all'." | 1.3209 | 0.04087 | 215 | 161 | 39 | 15 |
450 | Don't stare, you're just encouraging them. | 1.3209 | 0.03754 | 215 | 155 | 51 | 9 |
451 | And Trump's been complaining about an invasion from the South. | 1.3209 | 0.04140 | 215 | 162 | 37 | 16 |
452 | Maybe they're looking for Parson Brown. | 1.3209 | 0.03812 | 215 | 156 | 49 | 10 |
453 | Looks like we'll need a border fence with Canada, too. | 1.3209 | 0.04140 | 215 | 162 | 37 | 16 |
454 | Frigid? no,I don't think your frigid. Why do you ask? | 1.3208 | 0.04072 | 212 | 158 | 40 | 14 |
455 | The "place order" button is stuck again. | 1.3190 | 0.03925 | 210 | 154 | 45 | 11 |
456 | They think you’re hot. | 1.3190 | 0.03867 | 210 | 153 | 47 | 10 |
457 | We should have built that wall! | 1.3190 | 0.03867 | 210 | 153 | 47 | 10 |
458 | Suzy knew immediately that she would need more yarn. | 1.3190 | 0.04096 | 210 | 157 | 39 | 14 |
459 | Don't look, but the cool kids are checking us out... | 1.3190 | 0.03867 | 210 | 153 | 47 | 10 |
460 | Snowcialism. | 1.3190 | 0.04151 | 210 | 158 | 37 | 15 |
461 | Just ignore them honey, they're cold callers. | 1.3190 | 0.04040 | 210 | 156 | 41 | 13 |
462 | Wow, even the snowmen want to watch the impeachment hearings. | 1.3188 | 0.04931 | 138 | 102 | 28 | 8 |
463 | Their demanding you take the Burl Ives song out of the rotation, they say its cultural appropriation | 1.3163 | 0.04040 | 196 | 144 | 42 | 10 |
464 | Tell them I can get 100 corncob pipes here by Tuesday. | 1.3161 | 0.04014 | 193 | 141 | 43 | 9 |
465 | They're all scary but that guy in back with the pointed hat really worries me. | 1.3158 | 0.03812 | 209 | 152 | 48 | 9 |
466 | I posted a message asking those concerned about global warming to stop by so we can organize. | 1.3158 | 0.03989 | 209 | 155 | 42 | 12 |
467 | My therapist said I need to ‘face my fears’ | 1.3155 | 0.03908 | 206 | 151 | 45 | 10 |
468 | Honey, are you sure you know how to use that 3D printer? | 1.3155 | 0.04200 | 206 | 156 | 35 | 15 |
469 | Would you please stop singing Frosty the Snowman! | 1.3155 | 0.03968 | 206 | 152 | 43 | 11 |
470 | You’ve been knitting hats for them, haven’t you? | 1.3155 | 0.04200 | 206 | 156 | 35 | 15 |
471 | Do they realize they have the right to bear arms? | 1.3155 | 0.04086 | 206 | 154 | 39 | 13 |
472 | Throw another log on the fire and invite them in, they'll won't stay long. | 1.3155 | 0.03908 | 206 | 151 | 45 | 10 |
473 | Honey, please tell me you are online paying the heating bill right now. | 1.3140 | 0.03831 | 207 | 151 | 47 | 9 |
474 | Honey, remember that e-mail you said you probably shouldn’t have opened? | 1.3137 | 0.04167 | 204 | 154 | 36 | 14 |
475 | They're called 'snowpeople' now, Kate. | 1.3137 | 0.04393 | 204 | 158 | 28 | 18 |
476 | That’s why I try not to make snowmen. You make one, and they all love you! | 1.3137 | 0.03990 | 204 | 151 | 42 | 11 |
477 | Keep knitting. Demand has snowballed. | 1.3137 | 0.04109 | 204 | 153 | 38 | 13 |
478 | See? People still use coal. | 1.3128 | 0.03845 | 195 | 141 | 47 | 7 |
479 | Looks like another Frosty reception. | 1.3119 | 0.03950 | 202 | 149 | 43 | 10 |
480 | Waldo’s in the third row on the left. | 1.3119 | 0.03887 | 202 | 148 | 45 | 9 |
481 | My mother warned me about marrying Parson Brown. | 1.3119 | 0.04073 | 202 | 151 | 39 | 12 |
482 | Knit 'em a condom or two, sheesh. | 1.3119 | 0.04365 | 202 | 156 | 29 | 17 |
483 | Oh please, it is NOT colder in here than outside. | 1.3119 | 0.03887 | 202 | 148 | 45 | 9 |
484 | How much more yarn do you think you'll need? | 1.3119 | 0.04012 | 202 | 150 | 41 | 11 |
485 | Looks like I clicked on one hundred instead of one. | 1.3119 | 0.04012 | 202 | 150 | 41 | 11 |
486 | I was thinking of making soup. Can you go grab me a carrot? | 1.3119 | 0.03823 | 202 | 147 | 47 | 8 |
487 | They must have heard you’re frigid. | 1.3119 | 0.04133 | 202 | 152 | 37 | 13 |
488 | Honey, they have to learn to knit for themselves. | 1.3119 | 0.04133 | 202 | 152 | 37 | 13 |
489 | They need five more hats. | 1.3119 | 0.04250 | 202 | 154 | 33 | 15 |
490 | Don't worry honey. They like their women frigid | 1.3119 | 0.04250 | 202 | 154 | 33 | 15 |
491 | Watch this, Trump's gonna lose it; our crowd size is bigger! | 1.3118 | 0.04443 | 186 | 142 | 30 | 14 |
492 | Honey, have you seen the kids? | 1.3117 | 0.04274 | 154 | 111 | 38 | 5 |
493 | I've got chills - they're multiplying! | 1.3116 | 0.04175 | 199 | 150 | 36 | 13 |
494 | I may have mentioned that you've taken up knitting. | 1.3116 | 0.03924 | 199 | 146 | 44 | 9 |
495 | WebMD says to apply heat... | 1.3116 | 0.03924 | 199 | 146 | 44 | 9 |
496 | Frosty said he’d be back. Looks like this time he brought friends.” | 1.3116 | 0.04114 | 199 | 149 | 38 | 12 |
497 | 'And yet, no two are identical...' | 1.3116 | 0.04175 | 199 | 150 | 36 | 13 |
498 | You want mittens. You don't need mittens | 1.3116 | 0.04114 | 199 | 149 | 38 | 12 |
499 | They’re only foul weather friends. | 1.3116 | 0.04114 | 199 | 149 | 38 | 12 |
500 | Hey Karen, you know what the worst part of a snow zombie apocalypse would be? Brain freeze. …Karen? Are you listening? | 1.3116 | 0.03924 | 199 | 146 | 44 | 9 |
501 | There must have been some magic in those hundred old hats we found ... | 1.3116 | 0.03989 | 199 | 147 | 42 | 10 |
502 | Now he's complaining about illegal immigrants from the North!" | 1.3100 | 0.04157 | 200 | 151 | 36 | 13 |
503 | They don't LOOK like jolly, happy souls. | 1.3096 | 0.03879 | 197 | 144 | 45 | 8 |
504 | But where's Waldo? | 1.3095 | 0.04621 | 168 | 128 | 28 | 12 |
505 | They're here about our carbon footprint. | 1.3077 | 0.04162 | 195 | 147 | 36 | 12 |
506 | Don't let them in. The last time we did, they peed on the rug. | 1.3077 | 0.04409 | 195 | 151 | 28 | 16 |
507 | This neighborhood really lacks diversity | 1.3077 | 0.04098 | 195 | 146 | 38 | 11 |
508 | If you really want them to go away, let them in. | 1.3077 | 0.04162 | 195 | 147 | 36 | 12 |
509 | They want to watch Frozen again | 1.3077 | 0.04162 | 195 | 147 | 36 | 12 |
510 | It says 'cloudy with a chance of an uprising.' | 1.3077 | 0.04033 | 195 | 145 | 40 | 10 |
511 | I told you the rest would notice that you only knit Gary a scarf. | 1.3057 | 0.04122 | 193 | 145 | 37 | 11 |
512 | So you just assume they're all men? | 1.3057 | 0.03989 | 193 | 143 | 41 | 9 |
513 | I google snowman, we're in trouble, they're not smiling! | 1.3057 | 0.04557 | 193 | 152 | 23 | 18 |
514 | Keep knitting, they're multiplying. | 1.3057 | 0.04056 | 193 | 144 | 39 | 10 |
515 | Do you think they smell carrots? | 1.3057 | 0.03921 | 193 | 142 | 43 | 8 |
516 | Ignore them. They’ll be gone by spring. | 1.3057 | 0.03781 | 193 | 140 | 47 | 6 |
517 | WHITE snow-MEN? Really? In 2020? | 1.3056 | 0.04464 | 180 | 138 | 29 | 13 |
518 | Honey, do me a favor. Google a nice recipe for glazed carrots. | 1.3037 | 0.04079 | 191 | 143 | 38 | 10 |
519 | They're climate refugees,Carol. They'll die if we don't let them stay in our freezer. | 1.3037 | 0.04212 | 191 | 145 | 34 | 12 |
520 | Yeah, your address on Etsy is public. | 1.3037 | 0.04277 | 191 | 146 | 32 | 13 |
521 | Honey, don’t you think we ought to give the kids’ iPads back? | 1.3037 | 0.04341 | 191 | 147 | 30 | 14 |
522 | If you keep watching they'll never melt. | 1.3037 | 0.03726 | 191 | 138 | 48 | 5 |
523 | Honey, did you hit "Reply all"? | 1.3037 | 0.04277 | 191 | 146 | 32 | 13 |
524 | I knew the GMO carrots were a bad idea. | 1.3034 | 0.04276 | 178 | 134 | 34 | 10 |
525 | You see, now everybody wants a scarf. | 1.3032 | 0.04121 | 188 | 141 | 37 | 10 |
526 | Your family is coming from Minnesota? | 1.3032 | 0.04190 | 188 | 142 | 35 | 11 |
527 | See? I told you that "Frosty123" was a lousy Wi-Fi password." | 1.3032 | 0.04190 | 188 | 142 | 35 | 11 |
528 | I just posted that I'm sick of that silly "Frosty" story. Expect some backlash. | 1.3032 | 0.04324 | 188 | 144 | 31 | 13 |
529 | It says here that they're cold-blooded. | 1.3032 | 0.04190 | 188 | 142 | 35 | 11 |
530 | I'm googling recipes for carrot soup... | 1.3032 | 0.03835 | 188 | 137 | 45 | 6 |
531 | No need to panic unless they start thumpety-thump-thumping. | 1.3032 | 0.04389 | 188 | 145 | 29 | 14 |
532 | They respond extremely well to carrots and sticks. | 1.3027 | 0.04094 | 185 | 138 | 38 | 9 |
533 | This is abominable. | 1.3011 | 0.04075 | 186 | 139 | 38 | 9 |
534 | Honey, I think we’re going to need more yarn. | 1.3011 | 0.03855 | 186 | 136 | 44 | 6 |
535 | I think they just want to say goodbye and thank you for the hats. | 1.2989 | 0.04170 | 184 | 139 | 35 | 10 |
536 | Frosty the Klansman” - justin trante | 1.2989 | 0.04952 | 184 | 151 | 11 | 22 |
537 | It's just a flash-freeze mob." | 1.2989 | 0.04578 | 184 | 145 | 23 | 16 |
538 | Did you forget to turn off the 3-D printer again? | 1.2989 | 0.04098 | 184 | 138 | 37 | 9 |
539 | If they get in, we don’t have flood insurance. | 1.2989 | 0.04768 | 184 | 148 | 17 | 19 |
540 | What makes you think I didn’t tip the gardener? | 1.2989 | 0.04170 | 184 | 139 | 35 | 10 |
541 | They are protesting against your use of the term 'snowman' | 1.2989 | 0.04241 | 184 | 140 | 33 | 11 |
542 | They're harmless. They're just cold. | 1.2989 | 0.04310 | 184 | 141 | 31 | 12 |
543 | Damn Wifi. I clicked next-minute delivery of snowmen lots of times, but nothing happened. | 1.2989 | 0.04098 | 184 | 138 | 37 | 9 |
544 | Yep, here it is. Stephen King is a Calvin and Hobbes fan. | 1.2989 | 0.04170 | 184 | 139 | 35 | 10 |
545 | I told you, knit one a scarf and they'll all want one! | 1.2989 | 0.04170 | 184 | 139 | 35 | 10 |
546 | They haven't seen an interracial couple before, honey. They're just curious." | 1.2967 | 0.04195 | 182 | 138 | 34 | 10 |
547 | Just don't make eye contact and they won't bother you. | 1.2967 | 0.04338 | 182 | 140 | 30 | 12 |
548 | Well, be glad there not zombies like at Halloween!! | 1.2967 | 0.04195 | 182 | 138 | 34 | 10 |
549 | I just googled Thumpity-Thump-Thump, and it’s not good. | 1.2967 | 0.04407 | 182 | 141 | 28 | 13 |
550 | As usual, they are all white. | 1.2967 | 0.04267 | 182 | 139 | 32 | 11 |
551 | Dear Amazon Customer Service: for the second time in a row, my corncob pipe delivery has gone missing from my porch... | 1.2967 | 0.04475 | 182 | 142 | 26 | 14 |
552 | It says here the neighborhood is mostly white and can be a little cold | 1.2967 | 0.04475 | 182 | 142 | 26 | 14 |
553 | I prefer being surrounded by snowmen instead of yes men. | 1.2967 | 0.04338 | 182 | 140 | 30 | 12 |
554 | So apparently this is what Al Gore was warning us about, honey. Maybe we should’ve gotten that Prius after all. | 1.2963 | 0.05139 | 108 | 80 | 24 | 4 |
555 | See? Knit one of ‘em a hat and they all want one. Classic snowball effect... | 1.2961 | 0.04241 | 179 | 136 | 33 | 10 |
556 | Of course they're cold. But if we let them in it would be murder. | 1.2961 | 0.04241 | 179 | 136 | 33 | 10 |
557 | This website says that cloning and climate change are both fake news. | 1.2961 | 0.04090 | 179 | 134 | 37 | 8 |
558 | They're desperate for information about global warming | 1.2961 | 0.04090 | 179 | 134 | 37 | 8 |
559 | They're Christmas Carroters | 1.2961 | 0.04314 | 179 | 137 | 31 | 11 |
560 | I don't think calling them snowflakes will make them go away. | 1.2961 | 0.04314 | 179 | 137 | 31 | 11 |
561 | They say the weather outside is frightful! | 1.2961 | 0.04387 | 179 | 138 | 29 | 12 |
562 | I told you - don't put your knitting on Facebook! | 1.2961 | 0.04090 | 179 | 134 | 37 | 8 |
563 | They know about the fridge. | 1.2961 | 0.04241 | 179 | 136 | 33 | 10 |
564 | "According to the internet, it IS a sign of ADHD to build over fifty-two snowmen. | 1.2951 | 0.04029 | 183 | 137 | 38 | 8 |
565 | There’s no way to force a white Christmas, Honey. Crowdsourcing is irrelevant. | 1.2944 | 0.04071 | 180 | 135 | 37 | 8 |
566 | This is what happens when you post your knitted creations on social media. | 1.2938 | 0.04267 | 177 | 135 | 32 | 10 |
567 | This article says people won't take global warming seriously enough until it affects them personally. | 1.2938 | 0.04191 | 177 | 134 | 34 | 9 |
568 | Just ignore them. We can't give everyone a pipe. | 1.2938 | 0.04191 | 177 | 134 | 34 | 9 |
569 | Let's see the Joneses beat our holiday display this year. | 1.2938 | 0.04191 | 177 | 134 | 34 | 9 |
570 | It's their eyes - those cold flat coal eyes - I feel like they're always watching me. | 1.2938 | 0.04035 | 177 | 132 | 38 | 7 |
571 | Well the the forecast says it'll be a particularly Frosty night. | 1.2938 | 0.04191 | 177 | 134 | 34 | 9 |
572 | Ignore them. They'll be gone by June. | 1.2938 | 0.03873 | 177 | 130 | 42 | 5 |
573 | You should never have given that first one a hat. | 1.2938 | 0.04035 | 177 | 134 | 35 | 8 |
574 | Honey, what are you tweeting? | 1.2938 | 0.04342 | 177 | 136 | 30 | 11 |
575 | That kid with the stuffed tiger came by again. | 1.2931 | 0.04158 | 174 | 131 | 35 | 8 |
576 | It says here, 'just don't eat the yellow ones.' | 1.2921 | 0.04171 | 178 | 135 | 34 | 9 |
577 | It keeps the carolers away | 1.2914 | 0.03893 | 175 | 129 | 41 | 5 |
578 | I don't think he cares whether it has a pom pom or not, honey. | 1.2914 | 0.03893 | 175 | 129 | 41 | 5 |
579 | I'm using crowd sourcing to get some ideas about triggering a flash mob with a winter theme, why? | 1.2914 | 0.04217 | 175 | 133 | 33 | 9 |
580 | I see snow people. | 1.2914 | 0.04370 | 175 | 135 | 29 | 11 |
581 | It may not be exactly what Stephen Miller had in mind | 1.2914 | 0.04217 | 175 | 133 | 33 | 9 |
582 | Google says the noses are a reflection of the number of falsehoods told during this Presidency | 1.2914 | 0.04589 | 175 | 138 | 23 | 14 |
583 | It’s okay, they’re unarmed. | 1.2914 | 0.04294 | 175 | 134 | 31 | 10 |
584 | Hmm, it says here that your article on global warming had a major impact. | 1.2914 | 0.04138 | 175 | 132 | 35 | 8 |
585 | You can't blame them for being more concerned about global warming than we are. | 1.2914 | 0.04444 | 175 | 136 | 27 | 12 |
586 | Look, you were the one who thought we could raise a little holiday cash through Etsy. | 1.2914 | 0.04370 | 175 | 135 | 29 | 11 |
587 | Explain to them that I'm not watching "Frozen". | 1.2914 | 0.04444 | 175 | 136 | 27 | 12 |
588 | No darling, according to the internet there is no such thing as a zombi snowman. | 1.2898 | 0.04272 | 176 | 135 | 31 | 10 |
589 | Just wave the peeler at them again. | 1.2898 | 0.04348 | 176 | 136 | 29 | 11 |
590 | Hey, did you know Hitchcock planned a sequel to 'The Birds'? | 1.2892 | 0.04362 | 166 | 127 | 30 | 9 |
591 | I think they’re pleading for action on global warming. | 1.2890 | 0.04474 | 173 | 135 | 26 | 12 |
592 | Huh, Whole Foods is out of carrots. | 1.2890 | 0.04242 | 173 | 132 | 32 | 9 |
593 | Funny, looks like google’s never had this question before. | 1.2890 | 0.04242 | 173 | 132 | 32 | 9 |
594 | Look - Fred’s laptop is working nonstop to petition nations against global warming so you snowmen don’t become an endangered species. You all stand outside the White House windows & stare down the Donald instead ! | 1.2890 | 0.04321 | 173 | 133 | 30 | 10 |
595 | He warned us he'd be back again someday. | 1.2890 | 0.04474 | 173 | 135 | 26 | 12 |
596 | He couldn't keep a secret, could he. | 1.2890 | 0.04548 | 173 | 136 | 24 | 13 |
597 | ‘The weather outside is frightful,’ indeed. | 1.2890 | 0.04242 | 173 | 132 | 32 | 9 |
598 | Weather.com says it'll be frosty all night. | 1.2890 | 0.04359 | 173 | 136 | 25 | 12 |
599 | I think I see Waldo? | 1.2890 | 0.04162 | 173 | 131 | 34 | 8 |
600 | I forgot to turn my 3-D printer off last night” | 1.2890 | 0.04081 | 173 | 130 | 36 | 7 |
601 | Well, there's nothing jolly about 500 of them! | 1.2890 | 0.04321 | 173 | 133 | 30 | 10 |
602 | More climate refugees I guess. | 1.2890 | 0.04242 | 173 | 132 | 32 | 9 |
603 | If you haven’t finished your Amazon order, add a couple of flamethrowers | 1.2875 | 0.04640 | 160 | 125 | 24 | 11 |
604 | Did you just tweet something cynical about global warming? | 1.2875 | 0.04468 | 160 | 123 | 28 | 9 |
605 | My Amazon Prime order might have gone through more than once. | 1.2874 | 0.04339 | 167 | 128 | 30 | 9 |
606 | The sun'll come out Tomorrow | 1.2874 | 0.04221 | 174 | 133 | 32 | 9 |
607 | It seems they now want gloves in matching colors. | 1.2874 | 0.04061 | 174 | 131 | 36 | 7 |
608 | I think the special holiday episode for The Walking Dead has a lot of potential | 1.2870 | 0.05057 | 115 | 87 | 23 | 5 |
609 | Honey, looks like the Parson Brown flash mob is back. | 1.2865 | 0.04579 | 171 | 135 | 23 | 13 |
610 | I believe the correct term is "snowpeople" , Caren. | 1.2865 | 0.04348 | 171 | 132 | 29 | 10 |
611 | I told you, if you knit a scarf for one you'll have to make a scarf for all of them. | 1.2865 | 0.04104 | 171 | 129 | 35 | 7 |
612 | Don't worry. They'll be gone in the Spring. | 1.2865 | 0.04187 | 171 | 130 | 33 | 8 |
613 | OK. Which one of you wants the sweater? | 1.2865 | 0.04426 | 171 | 133 | 27 | 11 |
614 | You see them too right? | 1.2865 | 0.04019 | 171 | 128 | 37 | 6 |
615 | Front and center wants one of your knit hats. | 1.2865 | 0.04019 | 171 | 128 | 37 | 6 |
616 | Just pretend they're Parson Brown. | 1.2865 | 0.04504 | 171 | 134 | 25 | 12 |
617 | Just ignore them dear. They'll be gone by Spring. | 1.2865 | 0.04268 | 171 | 131 | 31 | 9 |
618 | They say that no two are identical. | 1.2865 | 0.04268 | 171 | 131 | 31 | 9 |
619 | Sure they're cold, but that doesn't mean they don't have feelings. | 1.2857 | 0.03882 | 168 | 124 | 40 | 4 |
620 | Can’t they see our menorah? | 1.2857 | 0.04234 | 168 | 128 | 32 | 8 |
621 | I already told them, Global Warming is fake news. | 1.2857 | 0.04234 | 168 | 128 | 32 | 8 |
622 | It says here that we should have used organic carrots... | 1.2857 | 0.04317 | 168 | 129 | 30 | 9 |
623 | He did say he wanted more immigration from Sweden... | 1.2857 | 0.04317 | 168 | 129 | 30 | 9 |
624 | Darling, is it ‘snowmen’ or ‘snowpeople’? | 1.2857 | 0.04399 | 168 | 130 | 28 | 10 |
625 | Honey, I think I’m going to need more yarn. | 1.2857 | 0.04149 | 168 | 127 | 34 | 7 |
626 | I said, 14 or 18 karat? | 1.2857 | 0.04317 | 168 | 129 | 30 | 9 |
627 | They're only going to go away if you let them inside. I know it sounds counterintuitive. | 1.2857 | 0.04635 | 168 | 133 | 22 | 13 |
628 | Honey, you know the "Free Pipe" ad you just posted on Craigslist...? | 1.2857 | 0.04635 | 168 | 133 | 22 | 13 |
629 | Did you hear that thumpety thump thump? | 1.2857 | 0.04558 | 168 | 132 | 24 | 12 |
630 | Must be snow women. I see no snowballs. | 1.2857 | 0.04399 | 168 | 130 | 28 | 10 |
631 | Did you forget to pay Billy for clearing the driveway? | 1.2857 | 0.04062 | 168 | 126 | 36 | 6 |
632 | It says we’re in their migratory route. | 1.2857 | 0.04234 | 168 | 128 | 32 | 8 |
633 | Honey, the weather outside is frightful. | 1.2857 | 0.04479 | 168 | 131 | 26 | 11 |
634 | Another global warming protest. | 1.2857 | 0.04399 | 168 | 130 | 28 | 10 |
635 | You say that, but you'll miss them when they're gone. | 1.2857 | 0.03973 | 168 | 125 | 38 | 5 |
636 | You explain why they can’t go to Aruba with us. | 1.2857 | 0.04479 | 168 | 131 | 26 | 11 |
637 | According to Google, the group is called a 'murder' of snowmen. | 1.2857 | 0.04317 | 168 | 129 | 30 | 9 |
638 | I'll go get the hair dryer. | 1.2857 | 0.04149 | 168 | 127 | 34 | 7 |
639 | Their disregard for privacy is what truly makes them abominable. | 1.2857 | 0.04234 | 168 | 128 | 32 | 8 |
640 | You're gonna need a bigger ball of yarn. | 1.2857 | 0.04234 | 168 | 128 | 32 | 8 |
641 | It’s a “gaggle of geese” and a “ pride of lions” so I’m damn sure it’s not a ’bunch’ of snowmen. Googling it now. | 1.2857 | 0.04234 | 168 | 128 | 32 | 8 |
642 | Oh, look!....... It’s the Christmas Carrotters. | 1.2857 | 0.04479 | 168 | 131 | 26 | 11 |
643 | I think it's about global warming. | 1.2857 | 0.04149 | 168 | 127 | 34 | 7 |
644 | They're climate refugees heading north. | 1.2857 | 0.04234 | 168 | 128 | 32 | 8 |
645 | So this is what life is in Buffalo | 1.2848 | 0.04195 | 165 | 125 | 33 | 7 |
646 | Web M.D. says it might be cancer. | 1.2842 | 0.04357 | 183 | 144 | 26 | 13 |
647 | Something frigid this way comes. | 1.2840 | 0.04041 | 169 | 127 | 36 | 6 |
648 | Which one is Waldo? | 1.2840 | 0.04212 | 169 | 129 | 32 | 8 |
649 | I see the weather outside is frightful | 1.2840 | 0.04419 | 162 | 125 | 28 | 9 |
650 | You ever have the feeling you’re in a Hitchcock movie? | 1.2837 | 0.04648 | 141 | 108 | 26 | 7 |
651 | Honey, do you ever have doubts about being in the witness protection program? | 1.2831 | 0.04344 | 166 | 128 | 29 | 9 |
652 | They’re back, they want in, and this time they're not falling for the old ‘come on in and sit by the fire’ trick. | 1.2831 | 0.04428 | 166 | 129 | 27 | 10 |
653 | The rest want scarves, too | 1.2831 | 0.04259 | 166 | 127 | 31 | 8 |
654 | Who’s going to tell them we are Jewish? | 1.2831 | 0.04746 | 166 | 133 | 19 | 14 |
655 | And what haunts me, is that in all the faces of these snowmen, I discover no kinship, no understanding, no mercy. I see only the overwhelming indifference of nature. | 1.2831 | 0.04428 | 166 | 129 | 27 | 10 |
656 | Maybe that was a snow woman I was patting down. | 1.2831 | 0.04173 | 166 | 126 | 33 | 7 |
657 | They're a hell of a lot cuter than the stink bugs that invaded last year. | 1.2829 | 0.04320 | 152 | 115 | 31 | 6 |
658 | But, baby, it's cold outside. | 1.2824 | 0.04353 | 170 | 132 | 28 | 10 |
659 | It says here they are powerless without their top hats. | 1.2823 | 0.04933 | 124 | 95 | 23 | 6 |
660 | Apparently it’s a snow ritual. They do it when the weather outside is frightful. | 1.2814 | 0.04565 | 167 | 132 | 23 | 12 |
661 | I warned you not to stay up to watch 'Night of the Living Dead' after 'Frosty the Snowman'! | 1.2814 | 0.04322 | 167 | 129 | 29 | 9 |
662 | The cannabis cookies bring them. | 1.2814 | 0.04565 | 167 | 132 | 23 | 12 |
663 | This Frozen 2 marketing has gotten out of hand. | 1.2812 | 0.04080 | 160 | 125 | 27 | 8 |
664 | No-I don't know what a herd of snowmen are called. | 1.2812 | 0.04175 | 160 | 121 | 33 | 6 |
665 | At least these won't last as long as those 101 pesky dalmatians | 1.2810 | 0.04491 | 153 | 118 | 27 | 8 |
666 | It might be seasonal affection disorder. | 1.2805 | 0.04286 | 164 | 126 | 30 | 8 |
667 | I knew there was life under those glaciers. | 1.2805 | 0.04286 | 164 | 126 | 30 | 8 |
668 | I think I’ll add carrots to the Brisket | 1.2805 | 0.04702 | 164 | 131 | 20 | 13 |
669 | So I posted my global warming petition and now I just need enough signatures to help it go viral. | 1.2805 | 0.04197 | 164 | 125 | 32 | 7 |
670 | I knitted them all hats but now they all want scarves! | 1.2805 | 0.04286 | 164 | 126 | 30 | 8 |
671 | It looks like we're snowed in." | 1.2805 | 0.04372 | 164 | 127 | 28 | 9 |
672 | They only think they want to be warm. | 1.2805 | 0.04540 | 164 | 129 | 24 | 11 |
673 | Living next door to Calvin and Hobbs is always interesting. | 1.2805 | 0.04107 | 164 | 124 | 34 | 6 |
674 | What can I say, Sheila? You knit good snowman hats, word gets around. | 1.2805 | 0.04286 | 164 | 126 | 30 | 8 |
675 | Tell them that I just ordered 100 corncob pipes. | 1.2805 | 0.04372 | 164 | 127 | 28 | 9 |
676 | I’ll check Windows privacy settings. | 1.2795 | 0.04596 | 161 | 127 | 23 | 11 |
677 | Give them a carrot, they become nosy as hell | 1.2795 | 0.04596 | 161 | 127 | 23 | 11 |
678 | I knew it was a white neighborhood, but this feels concerning | 1.2795 | 0.04336 | 161 | 124 | 29 | 8 |
679 | It says here we've been drafted into the war on Christmas. | 1.2795 | 0.04596 | 161 | 127 | 23 | 11 |
680 | Wow, carrot futures are really up. | 1.2795 | 0.04153 | 161 | 122 | 33 | 6 |
681 | I don’t know ... there’ s something a bit unsettling about them. | 1.2795 | 0.04424 | 161 | 125 | 27 | 9 |
682 | I told you your little cap-knitting project would snowball! | 1.2795 | 0.04336 | 161 | 124 | 29 | 8 |
683 | No, it's not just you. Our wifi is frozen, too. | 1.2795 | 0.04153 | 161 | 122 | 33 | 6 |
684 | ..Yeah, apparently I posted the ad for the snowblower on the wrong part of Craigslist. | 1.2788 | 0.04516 | 165 | 130 | 24 | 11 |
685 | Told you climate change is a hoax. | 1.2788 | 0.04263 | 165 | 127 | 30 | 8 |
686 | At least they're not clowns. | 1.2788 | 0.04175 | 165 | 126 | 32 | 7 |
687 | It's snow man's land out there. | 1.2788 | 0.04349 | 165 | 128 | 28 | 9 |
688 | Do you want to call ICE or should I? | 1.2788 | 0.04175 | 165 | 126 | 32 | 7 |
689 | I merely posted 'It's frosty outside' | 1.2788 | 0.04263 | 165 | 127 | 30 | 8 |
690 | I told you if you knitted one a present the whole thing would snowball | 1.2788 | 0.04086 | 165 | 125 | 34 | 6 |
691 | Well, they told us they’d be back again someday. | 1.2788 | 0.04263 | 165 | 127 | 30 | 8 |
692 | They smell fear. And cocoa. | 1.2788 | 0.03805 | 165 | 122 | 40 | 3 |
693 | I told you not to give them pipes, I knew they'd get addicted. | 1.2788 | 0.04175 | 165 | 126 | 32 | 7 |
694 | First, scary clowns. Now this. | 1.2788 | 0.04175 | 165 | 126 | 32 | 7 |
695 | Let’s see , how many of you still need hats? I’m working as fast as I can! | 1.2788 | 0.04516 | 165 | 130 | 24 | 11 |
696 | They think we’re in a snow globe. | 1.2788 | 0.04433 | 165 | 129 | 26 | 10 |
697 | We have to put Junior back on Ritalin! | 1.2785 | 0.04102 | 158 | 119 | 34 | 5 |
698 | Hon, let's go somewhere warm on vacation. | 1.2785 | 0.04199 | 158 | 120 | 32 | 6 |
699 | Oops, my mistake. I'm checking Amazon's return policy.... | 1.2785 | 0.04478 | 158 | 123 | 26 | 9 |
700 | Should we put the closed captions on for them? | 1.2781 | 0.04322 | 151 | 115 | 30 | 6 |
701 | Exclusively in our zoo: a human couple in their natural habitat. Danger of extinction: endangered species. | 1.2770 | 0.04680 | 148 | 116 | 23 | 9 |
702 | Its abominable outside. | 1.2767 | 0.04177 | 159 | 121 | 32 | 6 |
703 | Yeah, that Greta has really stirred the pot now. | 1.2767 | 0.04714 | 159 | 127 | 20 | 12 |
704 | It says here “global warming will initiate unforeseen migrations......” fake news! | 1.2767 | 0.04177 | 159 | 121 | 32 | 6 |
705 | Check out this video of snowmen invading a suburban home. | 1.2767 | 0.04271 | 159 | 122 | 30 | 7 |
706 | Bobby, I think the edibles are kicking in | 1.2759 | 0.05279 | 116 | 91 | 18 | 7 |
707 | Maybe we need to take Billy off the Ritalin. | 1.2756 | 0.04508 | 156 | 122 | 25 | 9 |
708 | Of course he told his friends who knitted his scarf. | 1.2756 | 0.04416 | 156 | 121 | 27 | 8 |
709 | Oops, wrong world... | 1.2752 | 0.04936 | 149 | 120 | 17 | 12 |
710 | Nothing about snow men, just clear and frosty tonight. | 1.2752 | 0.04244 | 149 | 113 | 31 | 5 |
711 | Oh, I meant to tell you… I put my old scarf on the snowman this afternoon. | 1.2750 | 0.04154 | 160 | 122 | 32 | 6 |
712 | Ignore them. It'll warm up soon. | 1.2745 | 0.04273 | 153 | 117 | 30 | 6 |
713 | You’re right! Amazon does sell corn cob pipes in bulk. | 1.2745 | 0.04373 | 153 | 118 | 28 | 7 |
714 | It says here that snow zombie attacks are increasing due to global warming. | 1.2740 | 0.04613 | 146 | 114 | 24 | 8 |
715 | Keep knitting; the waitlist has snowballed. | 1.2740 | 0.04714 | 146 | 115 | 22 | 9 |
716 | Can we just leave you our Snowman's Witnesses brochure? | 1.2740 | 0.04910 | 146 | 117 | 18 | 11 |
717 | They're willing to strike if we don't find an alternative to coal. | 1.2740 | 0.04403 | 146 | 112 | 28 | 6 |
718 | Stop looking, Jane-- that's the only way they'll leave. | 1.2739 | 0.04573 | 157 | 124 | 23 | 10 |
719 | I wonder if we shouldn't have shoveled the driveway. | 1.2739 | 0.04573 | 157 | 124 | 23 | 10 |
720 | Can I just order the scarves online and be done with all this? | 1.2739 | 0.04297 | 157 | 121 | 29 | 7 |
721 | Yes dear, I’m putting your hats and scarves on ETSY right now but I still don’t understand who you think is ever going to be interested in ‘Sunscreen Infused Artisanal Knitwear.” | 1.2739 | 0.04573 | 157 | 124 | 23 | 10 |
722 | I told you building snowmen after watching "The Walking Dead" was a bad idea. | 1.2739 | 0.04297 | 157 | 121 | 29 | 7 |
723 | I think they want coats now... | 1.2739 | 0.04573 | 157 | 124 | 23 | 10 |
724 | Good grief! There is another conspiracy theory on the internet about the invasion of snowmen. | 1.2739 | 0.04297 | 157 | 121 | 29 | 7 |
725 | Honey, I told you, knit one and they will come. | 1.2739 | 0.04573 | 157 | 124 | 23 | 10 |
726 | Just be thankful they can't sing Christmas carols. | 1.2739 | 0.04573 | 157 | 124 | 23 | 10 |
727 | They are angry about climate change. Don't worry, they won't last long. | 1.2739 | 0.04483 | 157 | 123 | 25 | 9 |
728 | Did the song say "he'll be back with friends someday"? | 1.2739 | 0.04201 | 157 | 120 | 31 | 6 |
729 | Your Post for "Free Thermal Knit Socks" is getting a lot of hits. | 1.2739 | 0.04573 | 157 | 124 | 23 | 10 |
730 | I'd invite them in but last time they left a mess. | 1.2739 | 0.04483 | 157 | 123 | 25 | 9 |
731 | It's a Frosty Flash Mob. | 1.2739 | 0.04573 | 157 | 124 | 23 | 10 |
732 | You're the one who said you didn't mind extending the kitchen over the burial ground | 1.2739 | 0.04297 | 157 | 121 | 29 | 7 |
733 | Are they armed? | 1.2739 | 0.04103 | 157 | 119 | 33 | 5 |
734 | Your Banksy painting is giving me the creeps. | 1.2739 | 0.04297 | 157 | 121 | 29 | 7 |
735 | I think they may be interested in my pipe collection. | 1.2739 | 0.04002 | 157 | 118 | 35 | 4 |
736 | I think it means you’re an influencer. | 1.2739 | 0.04103 | 157 | 119 | 33 | 5 |
737 | At least they can't wield torches. | 1.2739 | 0.04391 | 157 | 122 | 27 | 8 |
738 | As long as they're not abominable, I wouldn't worry. | 1.2727 | 0.04148 | 154 | 117 | 32 | 5 |
739 | Pants, I would imagine. | 1.2727 | 0.04539 | 154 | 121 | 24 | 9 |
740 | Ignore them. By spring they'll be gone. | 1.2722 | 0.04178 | 158 | 121 | 31 | 6 |
741 | Relax, I cranked up the heat. | 1.2722 | 0.03878 | 158 | 118 | 37 | 3 |
742 | Did you let the dog in? | 1.2722 | 0.04080 | 158 | 120 | 33 | 5 |
743 | I thought this move to Minnesota might be a mistake! | 1.2722 | 0.04178 | 158 | 121 | 31 | 6 |
744 | Now is the winter of their discontent. | 1.2722 | 0.04367 | 158 | 123 | 27 | 8 |
745 | Hun, I told you not to feed them. | 1.2722 | 0.04367 | 158 | 123 | 27 | 8 |
746 | Let's skip over 'My life is Kafka-esque' stuff and tell me how you feel about one of them wearing a scarf you made for me. | 1.2722 | 0.04721 | 158 | 127 | 19 | 12 |
747 | Just ignore them. I changed the Netflix password. | 1.2722 | 0.04080 | 158 | 120 | 33 | 5 |
748 | It says here there's a violent cold front marching in. | 1.2722 | 0.04458 | 158 | 124 | 25 | 9 |
749 | Still think the thermostat is set ‘just right’? | 1.2722 | 0.04547 | 158 | 125 | 23 | 10 |
750 | I told you if you knit one for Frosty then you'd have to for all of his friends. | 1.2722 | 0.04721 | 158 | 127 | 19 | 12 |
751 | I think it's time to turn the heat up and light a fire. | 1.2720 | 0.04735 | 125 | 96 | 24 | 5 |
752 | Your flaky family arrived | 1.2715 | 0.04500 | 151 | 118 | 25 | 8 |
753 | I guess we took our decorations down too soon. | 1.2710 | 0.04225 | 155 | 119 | 30 | 6 |
754 | You shouldn't have used cashmere - now every snowman in the world will want one. | 1.2710 | 0.04125 | 155 | 118 | 32 | 5 |
755 | I'll order more yarn. | 1.2710 | 0.04323 | 155 | 120 | 28 | 7 |
756 | Snowpeople dear, it's 2020. Our front yard isn't overflowing with menacing snowmen, it's overflowing with menacing snowpeople. | 1.2710 | 0.04225 | 155 | 119 | 30 | 6 |
757 | I’m guessing we will need to order about 300 corncob pipes. | 1.2710 | 0.04419 | 155 | 121 | 26 | 8 |
758 | My, oh, my, you do not want to know what thumpety thump thump means. | 1.2710 | 0.04323 | 155 | 120 | 28 | 7 |
759 | What did your company do this time, Harold? The climate activists are back. | 1.2710 | 0.04125 | 155 | 118 | 32 | 5 |
760 | Pay them no mind, dear. It's just more white privilege. | 1.2710 | 0.04695 | 155 | 124 | 20 | 11 |
761 | This is the last time I am using Meet Up. | 1.2710 | 0.04419 | 155 | 121 | 26 | 8 |
762 | Don’t mind them. They are just here to confront you about your ‘global warming is a hoax’ article. | 1.2710 | 0.04419 | 155 | 121 | 26 | 8 |
763 | It seems my post praying for a warming trend has sparked mass protests. | 1.2710 | 0.04125 | 155 | 118 | 32 | 5 |
764 | Ignore them. Eventually, they'll vanish. | 1.2697 | 0.04172 | 152 | 116 | 31 | 5 |
765 | Tell them it’s true. It’ll be warmer every year from now on. | 1.2697 | 0.04172 | 152 | 116 | 31 | 5 |
766 | What the hell is that thumpety- thumping out there? | 1.2697 | 0.04570 | 152 | 120 | 23 | 9 |
767 | Nope. ‘’Zombie Snowman Mob’ isn’t mentioned in any of the AirBnB reviews. | 1.2697 | 0.04275 | 152 | 122 | 21 | 9 |
768 | A frosty reception leads to an uncomfortable moment. | 1.2697 | 0.04474 | 152 | 119 | 25 | 8 |
769 | Of course it’s creepy, but when you have “two eyes made of coal”, you have get close to see the television”... | 1.2697 | 0.04172 | 152 | 116 | 31 | 5 |
770 | Honey, how much CBD went into these cookies? | 1.2697 | 0.04375 | 152 | 118 | 27 | 7 |
771 | Don't mind them, Sally, they're just trying to get a view of the impeachment proceedings. | 1.2697 | 0.04375 | 152 | 118 | 27 | 7 |
772 | Hunny, think it's time we talk to the doctor about lowering Billy's Adderall dosage? | 1.2697 | 0.04474 | 152 | 119 | 25 | 8 |
773 | You shouldn't have given Jimmy that "Calvin and Hobbes" book. | 1.2697 | 0.04375 | 152 | 118 | 27 | 7 |
774 | I told you not to give him a scarf. Now they all want one. | 1.2697 | 0.04474 | 152 | 119 | 25 | 8 |
775 | Tell them to go to the White House. | 1.2697 | 0.04275 | 152 | 117 | 29 | 6 |
776 | Climate change activists are getting more aggressive | 1.2697 | 0.04275 | 152 | 117 | 29 | 6 |
777 | I googled it, a large group of snowmen is called a “Mound” | 1.2695 | 0.04815 | 141 | 112 | 20 | 9 |
778 | I'm not the one who said we have plenty of room in the freezer. | 1.2695 | 0.04374 | 141 | 108 | 28 | 5 |
779 | Now can I turn the heat on? | 1.2692 | 0.04299 | 156 | 121 | 28 | 7 |
780 | Must be your side of the family. | 1.2685 | 0.04530 | 149 | 117 | 24 | 8 |
781 | And not one has a mouth to speak out against climate change | 1.2685 | 0.04429 | 149 | 116 | 26 | 7 |
782 | Honey, I think I found the missing hats. | 1.2685 | 0.04530 | 149 | 117 | 24 | 8 |
783 | That's the last time I troll Frosty on Social Media. | 1.2685 | 0.03999 | 149 | 112 | 34 | 3 |
784 | Webmd said you can try a hair dryer. | 1.2685 | 0.04429 | 149 | 116 | 26 | 7 |
785 | Without any mouths, I assume they are caroling "Silent Night" | 1.2680 | 0.04637 | 153 | 124 | 18 | 11 |
786 | If you let them in, they’ll just make a mess on the carpet | 1.2680 | 0.04350 | 153 | 119 | 27 | 7 |
787 | Look carefully and you'll find Waldo. | 1.2671 | 0.04589 | 146 | 115 | 23 | 8 |
788 | An open casting call is always a big mistake. | 1.2671 | 0.04269 | 146 | 112 | 29 | 5 |
789 | We are going to have a real flood when they melt | 1.2671 | 0.04589 | 146 | 115 | 23 | 8 |
790 | I guess global warming has its perks, right? | 1.2671 | 0.04790 | 146 | 117 | 19 | 10 |
791 | I'll get the salt. | 1.2671 | 0.04042 | 146 | 110 | 33 | 3 |
792 | Where do you think I've been bringing all the hats you knit? | 1.2671 | 0.04589 | 146 | 115 | 23 | 8 |
793 | Would you just PLEASE give them your scarf and cap this year! | 1.2671 | 0.04589 | 146 | 115 | 23 | 8 |
794 | Honey, what did you Google? | 1.2671 | 0.04378 | 146 | 113 | 27 | 6 |
795 | Honey, have you heard about this 'Million Snowmen March?' Apparently they're Christmas caroling at the homes of sexual predators, singing, 'Baby It's Cold Outside...' | 1.2667 | 0.04885 | 150 | 122 | 16 | 12 |
796 | Honey, I think I know where my scarf went. | 1.2667 | 0.04504 | 150 | 118 | 24 | 8 |
797 | Snombies. | 1.2667 | 0.04698 | 150 | 120 | 20 | 10 |
798 | ‘May I suggest we start a family with a longer lifespan ?’ | 1.2667 | 0.04403 | 150 | 117 | 26 | 7 |
799 | It says to NOT put a mouth on them. | 1.2667 | 0.04195 | 150 | 115 | 30 | 5 |
800 | Apparently, they're attracted to the scent of wool. | 1.2667 | 0.04195 | 150 | 115 | 30 | 5 |
801 | Don't let them intimidate you. They're just a bunch of overgrown snowflakes. | 1.2667 | 0.04504 | 150 | 118 | 24 | 8 |
802 | The new neighbours are friendly but a bit cold. | 1.2667 | 0.04195 | 150 | 115 | 30 | 5 |
803 | No...I’ve never considered moving to Florida - why do you ask? | 1.2667 | 0.04087 | 150 | 114 | 32 | 4 |
804 | Let's not panic ... there's a warm front due tonight. | 1.2667 | 0.04300 | 150 | 116 | 28 | 6 |
805 | Honey, remind me, on which day of Christmas do the snowmen come a-lurking? | 1.2667 | 0.04300 | 150 | 116 | 28 | 6 |
806 | Just ignore them-they'll go away in about 2 to 3 months | 1.2653 | 0.04458 | 147 | 115 | 25 | 7 |
807 | There is talk about a Northern Wall.... | 1.2653 | 0.04458 | 147 | 115 | 25 | 7 |
808 | The non-binary, gender fluid, pansexual snow people have arrived. | 1.2653 | 0.04561 | 147 | 116 | 23 | 8 |
809 | Don't worry dear, they're merely the ghosts of climates past. | 1.2653 | 0.04244 | 147 | 113 | 29 | 5 |
810 | Sometimes it feels like climate change is right at our doorstep. | 1.2653 | 0.04458 | 147 | 115 | 25 | 7 |
811 | Maybe I shouldn’t have said apply in person. | 1.2653 | 0.04561 | 147 | 116 | 23 | 8 |
812 | OK, the corn-cob pipe giveaway was a bad idea. | 1.2653 | 0.04662 | 147 | 117 | 21 | 9 |
813 | What the Hell are you ordering, Stan? | 1.2653 | 0.04458 | 147 | 115 | 25 | 7 |
814 | Don't worry, dear. I'm sure they'll melt before they get to the lords a- leaping. | 1.2653 | 0.04352 | 147 | 114 | 27 | 6 |
815 | I don't care if they stand there all night--we're not giving them our wi-fi password. | 1.2649 | 0.04477 | 151 | 119 | 24 | 8 |
816 | Well, according to this, it’s some kind of strike against global warming | 1.2639 | 0.04621 | 144 | 114 | 22 | 8 |
817 | What, you’d prefer Zombies? | 1.2639 | 0.04294 | 144 | 111 | 28 | 5 |
818 | Yup, looks like they found you on Etsy. | 1.2639 | 0.04406 | 144 | 112 | 26 | 6 |
819 | Just relax...they'll be puddles in the spring. | 1.2639 | 0.04725 | 144 | 115 | 20 | 9 |
820 | I wish we lived in a more diverse neighborhood | 1.2639 | 0.04121 | 144 | 112 | 27 | 5 |
821 | I told you -- now they ALL want one. | 1.2639 | 0.04062 | 144 | 109 | 32 | 3 |
822 | The scarf went viral. | 1.2639 | 0.03940 | 144 | 108 | 34 | 2 |
823 | It's OK, honey. The news says to just stay indoors and have your blow-dryer ready. | 1.2639 | 0.04180 | 144 | 110 | 30 | 4 |
824 | How do our neighbours find the time? | 1.2639 | 0.04062 | 144 | 109 | 32 | 3 |
825 | Closing the curtains isn't going to make it better, Bob. | 1.2635 | 0.04326 | 148 | 115 | 27 | 6 |
826 | If you ignore them for long enough,they will just go away. | 1.2635 | 0.04108 | 148 | 113 | 31 | 4 |
827 | Sabrina, I've told you a million times before... You can't just give a bunch of snowman life without expecting them to realize the brevity of their existence. | 1.2635 | 0.04219 | 148 | 114 | 29 | 5 |
828 | 'Call 911, I'll get the salt' | 1.2635 | 0.04219 | 148 | 114 | 29 | 5 |
829 | It’s not a mob, honey—they’re climate refugees. | 1.2635 | 0.04923 | 148 | 121 | 15 | 12 |
830 | We can’t let them in. They’ll just pee all over the rug. | 1.2635 | 0.04534 | 148 | 117 | 23 | 8 |
831 | When does your family arrive, again? | 1.2635 | 0.04108 | 148 | 113 | 31 | 4 |
832 | I’m taking down your Etsy page until spring. | 1.2635 | 0.04219 | 148 | 114 | 29 | 5 |
833 | Now can we turn the heat up? | 1.2628 | 0.04277 | 156 | 122 | 27 | 7 |
834 | I wished for a concert by Chopin not snowmen. | 1.2628 | 0.04778 | 137 | 109 | 20 | 8 |
835 | We’re gonna need more yarn. | 1.2621 | 0.04155 | 145 | 111 | 30 | 4 |
836 | Honey, they said Spring begins tomorrow...and they know you own a cold storage warehouse. | 1.2621 | 0.04487 | 145 | 114 | 24 | 7 |
837 | You used the Internet to get them here. Now use it to send them back. | 1.2621 | 0.04268 | 145 | 112 | 28 | 5 |
838 | Honey, you're going to need to learn to knit faster. | 1.2621 | 0.04487 | 145 | 114 | 24 | 7 |
839 | Don't let them in they'll just make a mess and disappear | 1.2621 | 0.04268 | 145 | 112 | 28 | 5 |
840 | Honey... did the doc say anything about side effects? | 1.2621 | 0.04696 | 145 | 116 | 20 | 9 |
841 | I may have implied that I perfected an anti-melting device. | 1.2621 | 0.04379 | 145 | 113 | 26 | 6 |
842 | I was just thinking, how lucky we are to live out here in the woods with no nosey Neighbors to intrude on our privacy. | 1.2621 | 0.04487 | 145 | 114 | 24 | 7 |
843 | If you turn off the Pandora Holiday station they’ll probably go away. | 1.2621 | 0.04268 | 145 | 112 | 28 | 5 |
844 | See what you started, honey? Now all his friends want scarves too. | 1.2621 | 0.04896 | 145 | 118 | 16 | 11 |
845 | We really should have put up the snow fence. | 1.2621 | 0.04379 | 145 | 113 | 26 | 6 |
846 | I was right. It's a "pack" of killer snowmen, not a "herd". | 1.2621 | 0.04038 | 145 | 110 | 32 | 3 |
847 | It’s the one with the tall cap that creeps me out. | 1.2621 | 0.04593 | 145 | 115 | 22 | 8 |
848 | I hate, hate, hate casting for Christmas cartoons! | 1.2621 | 0.04797 | 145 | 117 | 18 | 10 |
849 | But they're saying it's cold outside. | 1.2621 | 0.04487 | 145 | 114 | 24 | 7 |
850 | It certainly is creepy when Alexa hears you talking in your sleep. | 1.2621 | 0.04487 | 145 | 114 | 24 | 7 |
851 | I'm sorry you're cold, but you must see how coming inside isn't the answer. | 1.2621 | 0.04268 | 145 | 112 | 28 | 5 |
852 | How cute- they are christmas carroting. | 1.2621 | 0.04379 | 145 | 113 | 26 | 6 |
853 | Just ignore them honey, they'll be gone by spring. | 1.2621 | 0.04487 | 145 | 114 | 24 | 7 |
854 | What have we got in the fridge? | 1.2621 | 0.04268 | 145 | 112 | 28 | 5 |
855 | They must have heard we have Disney Plus. | 1.2621 | 0.03917 | 145 | 111 | 31 | 3 |
856 | I told you so. Now they ALL want a hat. | 1.2621 | 0.04268 | 145 | 112 | 28 | 5 |
857 | They're Jesnowva's Witnesses. | 1.2621 | 0.04379 | 145 | 113 | 26 | 6 |
858 | Good question. Let me check the forecast... | 1.2621 | 0.04487 | 145 | 114 | 24 | 7 |
859 | Frosty was a prolific sperm donor. | 1.2621 | 0.04379 | 145 | 113 | 26 | 6 |
860 | Looks like Greta Thunberg’s fans are here. | 1.2621 | 0.04268 | 145 | 112 | 28 | 5 |
861 | Remember, with carrots, size doesn't matter. | 1.2621 | 0.04797 | 145 | 117 | 18 | 10 |
862 | It DOES seem cruel, but it's for their own good. | 1.2621 | 0.04487 | 145 | 114 | 24 | 7 |
863 | I knew they'd be back again someday. | 1.2621 | 0.04268 | 145 | 112 | 28 | 5 |
864 | I can't find any patterns for carrot warmers. | 1.2621 | 0.04593 | 145 | 115 | 22 | 8 |
865 | Where’s the remote? I think they want to watch “Frosty” again. | 1.2621 | 0.04487 | 145 | 114 | 24 | 7 |
866 | Yeah, we probably shouldn't have let our snowman use the bathroom last night. | 1.2621 | 0.04593 | 145 | 115 | 22 | 8 |
867 | Get the hairdryer. | 1.2621 | 0.04155 | 145 | 111 | 30 | 4 |
868 | Frozen 3: With a Vengeance | 1.2621 | 0.04696 | 145 | 116 | 20 | 9 |
869 | How long did that take you? | 1.2617 | 0.04507 | 149 | 118 | 23 | 8 |
870 | Jerry is not wearing his hat again. | 1.2617 | 0.04507 | 149 | 118 | 23 | 8 |
871 | It may be cold, but we're not letting them in. | 1.2617 | 0.05200 | 107 | 84 | 18 | 5 |
872 | Apparently it's a Frosty flash mob! | 1.2612 | 0.04846 | 134 | 107 | 19 | 8 |
873 | Whoa! I guess word got out that we gave Frosty that hat. | 1.2612 | 0.04846 | 134 | 107 | 19 | 8 |
874 | Yeah, white power is a thing. | 1.2595 | 0.04323 | 158 | 125 | 25 | 8 |
875 | Oh so the moon’s not interesting enough huh? | 1.2587 | 0.04730 | 143 | 115 | 19 | 9 |
876 | It’s “snowmaggedon,” not “snowman-geddon.” That’s not a thing. | 1.2587 | 0.04406 | 143 | 112 | 25 | 6 |
877 | I told you this would happen if you started knitting them free scarves and hats. | 1.2587 | 0.04625 | 143 | 114 | 21 | 8 |
878 | Not to worry, dear, they're climate control activists. They won't be here long. | 1.2587 | 0.04293 | 143 | 111 | 27 | 5 |
879 | Okay, later tonight it will change from abominable to merely frightening. | 1.2587 | 0.04625 | 143 | 114 | 21 | 8 |
880 | Pay no attention to them. They don’t know they’ll melt if they come inside. | 1.2587 | 0.04730 | 143 | 115 | 19 | 9 |
881 | Zuckerberg's got around the ban on location tracking. | 1.2587 | 0.04730 | 143 | 115 | 19 | 9 |
882 | Hon, did you put something in the eggnog? | 1.2587 | 0.04406 | 143 | 112 | 25 | 6 |
883 | Snowman (they, them) | 1.2587 | 0.04517 | 143 | 113 | 23 | 7 |
884 | White Snowpremacy | 1.2587 | 0.04517 | 143 | 113 | 23 | 7 |
885 | Honey, I think I know where that 'thumpity thump thump' is coming from... | 1.2576 | 0.04641 | 132 | 104 | 22 | 6 |
886 | It's the Frosty Posse on climate change again,George | 1.2576 | 0.04884 | 132 | 106 | 18 | 8 |
887 | What reminds you of Hitchcock? | 1.2571 | 0.04225 | 140 | 108 | 28 | 4 |
888 | No wonder they were out of carrots at Safeway | 1.2571 | 0.03975 | 140 | 106 | 32 | 2 |
889 | If you would just make it a little warmer in here we wouldn't have this problem... | 1.2571 | 0.04885 | 105 | 81 | 21 | 3 |
890 | Weird, not many bids on most of the stuff but I have a thousand people watching the walk in freezer. | 1.2571 | 0.04795 | 140 | 113 | 18 | 9 |
891 | George, I think you've Twitter flamed the wrong group this time. | 1.2571 | 0.04462 | 140 | 110 | 24 | 6 |
892 | They heard you keep the house at 32. I don't have the heart to tell them that's Celcius. | 1.2571 | 0.04795 | 140 | 113 | 18 | 9 |
893 | If we give them money, they'll just blow it on corn cob pipes. | 1.2571 | 0.04345 | 140 | 109 | 26 | 5 |
894 | It is like feeding stray cats dear. If you keep making hats and scarves for them, they are never going to go away. | 1.2571 | 0.04687 | 140 | 114 | 17 | 9 |
895 | I told you, if you feed one we’re going to have a problem. | 1.2569 | 0.04489 | 144 | 114 | 23 | 7 |
896 | We forgot to make them any snow women | 1.2569 | 0.04379 | 144 | 113 | 25 | 6 |
897 | Calvin was bored his afternoon. | 1.2569 | 0.04152 | 144 | 111 | 29 | 4 |
898 | According to Accuweather, the snowman apocalypse is expected tomorrow. | 1.2569 | 0.04267 | 144 | 112 | 27 | 5 |
899 | I said I'm busy! If there was a snow man apocalypse I'm sure we would hear about it. | 1.2569 | 0.04033 | 144 | 110 | 31 | 3 |
900 | It's a life sized "Where's Waldo" You see him? | 1.2569 | 0.04267 | 144 | 112 | 27 | 5 |
901 | i wonder if anyone noticed that I swiped a snowman with my car earlier today, | 1.2569 | 0.04379 | 144 | 113 | 25 | 6 |
902 | Better turn the heat up. | 1.2569 | 0.04379 | 144 | 113 | 25 | 6 |
903 | And you questioned my concern with having our home address on the internet? | 1.2569 | 0.04152 | 144 | 111 | 29 | 4 |
904 | Quick honey. Turn the heat up. | 1.2569 | 0.04152 | 144 | 111 | 29 | 4 |
905 | I don't think it's dangerous to deny climate change. Why? | 1.2569 | 0.04489 | 144 | 114 | 23 | 7 |
906 | On the bright side, at least they don’t need mittens. | 1.2569 | 0.04489 | 144 | 114 | 23 | 7 |
907 | I'm googling 'flame throwers' . | 1.2569 | 0.04379 | 144 | 113 | 25 | 6 |
908 | Honey, do we still keep the hairdryer in the safe with the gun? | 1.2569 | 0.04267 | 144 | 112 | 27 | 5 |
909 | Ok, give me another sustainable use for coal. | 1.2569 | 0.04379 | 144 | 113 | 25 | 6 |
910 | See, now they all want you to knit them a scarf. | 1.2569 | 0.04489 | 144 | 114 | 23 | 7 |
911 | Sure, I've trashed a few snowmen in my day. What makes you ask | 1.2569 | 0.04267 | 144 | 112 | 27 | 5 |
912 | No worries, they’ll disappear in the spring. | 1.2569 | 0.04379 | 144 | 113 | 25 | 6 |
913 | The Million Snowman March should be passing by our house right about now. | 1.2569 | 0.04379 | 144 | 113 | 25 | 6 |
914 | They say there's no business like snow business! | 1.2569 | 0.04267 | 144 | 112 | 27 | 5 |
915 | They prefer to be called "climate change activists." | 1.2569 | 0.04596 | 144 | 115 | 21 | 8 |
916 | Again? I'll get the blow dryer. | 1.2569 | 0.04267 | 144 | 112 | 27 | 5 |
917 | We got a good response to our ad. Now pick one already. | 1.2569 | 0.04152 | 144 | 111 | 29 | 4 |
918 | It says they're protesting climate change. | 1.2569 | 0.04267 | 144 | 112 | 27 | 5 |
919 | Honey, do you mind answering the doorbell? | 1.2569 | 0.04267 | 144 | 112 | 27 | 5 |
920 | They won't leave until they all get scarves. | 1.2569 | 0.04489 | 144 | 114 | 23 | 7 |
921 | According to the Internet it's called a 'flurry of snowmen.' That's cute. | 1.2569 | 0.04267 | 144 | 112 | 27 | 5 |
922 | Well, they did say they'd be back again someday. | 1.2569 | 0.04152 | 144 | 111 | 29 | 4 |
923 | Honey, we're going to need a lot more yarn. | 1.2569 | 0.04152 | 144 | 111 | 29 | 4 |
924 | It's the Zamboni Apocalypse. | 1.2569 | 0.04802 | 144 | 117 | 17 | 10 |
925 | I found a great carrot cake recipe | 1.2569 | 0.04152 | 144 | 111 | 29 | 4 |
926 | It's raining cats and dogs down south but nothing about snowmen locally | 1.2569 | 0.04033 | 144 | 110 | 31 | 3 |
927 | I warned you. You knit one of them a scarf, they’re all going to want scarves. | 1.2569 | 0.04267 | 144 | 112 | 27 | 5 |
928 | Well, well. Looks like the Klan has adopted a new winter uniform. | 1.2569 | 0.04700 | 144 | 116 | 19 | 9 |
929 | It appears to be a global warming protest | 1.2569 | 0.04489 | 144 | 114 | 23 | 7 |
930 | I’m just so used to offering the carrot and then the sticks—they went for it! | 1.2569 | 0.04489 | 144 | 114 | 23 | 7 |
931 | They want to know if the ice cubes can come out and play. | 1.2569 | 0.04379 | 144 | 113 | 25 | 6 |
932 | I don't know, but I'll bet Greta Thunberg's behind it. | 1.2569 | 0.04267 | 144 | 112 | 27 | 5 |
933 | It says here "side effects may include paranoia and chills." | 1.2569 | 0.04152 | 144 | 111 | 29 | 4 |
934 | Because I made them they think I'm God. | 1.2562 | 0.04771 | 121 | 95 | 21 | 5 |
935 | I told them assisted-melting is only legal in Finland but they won’t listen. | 1.2556 | 0.04851 | 133 | 107 | 18 | 8 |
936 | Yeah, carrot cake sounds good. | 1.2556 | 0.04732 | 133 | 106 | 20 | 7 |
937 | Build it and they will come, sure. But when will they leave? | 1.2555 | 0.04520 | 137 | 108 | 23 | 6 |
938 | It’s gonna be tough getting used to being the only humans in the neighborhood | 1.2553 | 0.04434 | 141 | 111 | 24 | 6 |
939 | I’m knitting as fast as I can! | 1.2553 | 0.04077 | 141 | 108 | 30 | 3 |
940 | You need to charge more for your hats. | 1.2553 | 0.04199 | 141 | 109 | 28 | 4 |
941 | Not a single snow woman | 1.2536 | 0.04720 | 138 | 111 | 19 | 8 |
942 | I warned you not to give one of them a scarf! | 1.2536 | 0.04831 | 138 | 112 | 17 | 9 |
943 | The new neighbor’s kid? Calvin - why do you ask? | 1.2536 | 0.04831 | 138 | 112 | 17 | 9 |
944 | Tell them we're woke and it's the last year we're using carbon based facial features. And corn cob pipes were never a thing, anyway. | 1.2536 | 0.04371 | 138 | 108 | 25 | 5 |
945 | Maybe they ought to think about securing the Northern border. | 1.2536 | 0.04720 | 138 | 111 | 19 | 8 |
946 | They say it's going to be a killer frost. | 1.2536 | 0.04607 | 138 | 110 | 21 | 7 |
947 | Oh, that's the neighbor boy, Calvin. I wouldn't worry about it. Tomorrow he will go back to playing with his tiger toy. | 1.2536 | 0.04607 | 138 | 110 | 21 | 7 |
948 | Now you see why I told you not to let that one in. Now we'll never get rid of them. | 1.2536 | 0.04491 | 138 | 109 | 23 | 6 |
949 | I think the kids next door have been playing snowman apocalypse in our yard again. | 1.2536 | 0.04491 | 138 | 109 | 23 | 6 |
950 | They are with the Global Warming Initiative and they claim they are melting. They want me to vote "YES" on the Climate Change Bill. | 1.2500 | 0.04519 | 136 | 108 | 22 | 6 |
951 | Why, that’s my screensaver. | 1.2500 | 0.04519 | 136 | 108 | 22 | 6 |
952 | text: Frosty, your friends are here. You can party in the rec room, but keep a mop handy! | 1.2500 | 0.04519 | 136 | 108 | 22 | 6 |
953 | I think we need to reduce Billy's adderall dose. | 1.2500 | 0.04754 | 136 | 110 | 18 | 8 |
954 | Can you beat that? My screen just froze again! | 1.2500 | 0.04638 | 136 | 109 | 20 | 7 |
955 | Oh dear! I really wish you hadn't posted our snow woman on Facebook! | 1.2500 | 0.04519 | 136 | 108 | 22 | 6 |
956 | We really should have taken a look at the packaging of the fertilizer first. | 1.2500 | 0.04868 | 136 | 111 | 16 | 9 |
957 | I just donated to crazy Aunt Beatrice's Bring the Snowmen to Life Go Fund Me page | 1.2500 | 0.04638 | 136 | 109 | 20 | 7 |
958 | Hunny, why is there a charge for three hundred carrots? | 1.2500 | 0.04272 | 136 | 106 | 26 | 4 |
959 | Like I said, if you leave cocoa and cookies for Santa, news gets around. | 1.2500 | 0.04142 | 136 | 105 | 28 | 3 |
960 | I found it. It's called a globe of snowmen. | 1.2500 | 0.04519 | 136 | 108 | 22 | 6 |
961 | The new neighbors sure are nosy... | 1.2500 | 0.04754 | 136 | 110 | 18 | 8 |
962 | Winter really snuck up on us this year. | 1.2500 | 0.04638 | 136 | 109 | 20 | 7 |
963 | That's why you should never leave beer outside to cool it off. | 1.2500 | 0.04754 | 136 | 110 | 18 | 8 |
964 | I told you we shouldn’t have built that house on top of that ancient snowman burial ground. | 1.2500 | 0.04272 | 136 | 106 | 26 | 4 |
965 | It says on the weather that snow will be a problem tonight. | 1.2500 | 0.05000 | 100 | 78 | 19 | 3 |
966 | Honey, can you google what snow patrol means? | 1.2500 | 0.04397 | 136 | 107 | 24 | 5 |
967 | They heard about the snow woman we made last year. | 1.2500 | 0.04638 | 136 | 109 | 20 | 7 |
968 | This never happened when we lived in Florida. | 1.2500 | 0.04638 | 136 | 109 | 20 | 7 |
969 | No matter how pathetic they look, we can't bring them in the house! | 1.2500 | 0.04519 | 136 | 108 | 22 | 6 |
970 | I told you there'd be trouble with the white neighbors. | 1.2500 | 0.04868 | 136 | 111 | 16 | 9 |
971 | I told them we have Frozen 2 on DVD..... | 1.2500 | 0.04519 | 136 | 108 | 22 | 6 |
972 | Don't worry, honey, they'll be shush by tomorrow. Who says there's nothing good about global warming? | 1.2500 | 0.05248 | 104 | 83 | 16 | 5 |
973 | So when is your family arriving again? | 1.2500 | 0.04638 | 136 | 109 | 20 | 7 |
974 | Will you turn off the porch light dear? | 1.2500 | 0.04638 | 136 | 109 | 20 | 7 |
975 | Here's what you posted: "New in town, single, winter soul, seeks curvy man with dark, smoky eyes. Must love hand-knit apparel." | 1.2500 | 0.04519 | 136 | 108 | 22 | 6 |
976 | Ignore them. The protest should end by next March. | 1.2500 | 0.04519 | 136 | 108 | 22 | 6 |
977 | Ignore them. They just want attention. | 1.2500 | 0.04978 | 136 | 112 | 14 | 10 |
978 | If we let them in they'll just want back out again. | 1.2500 | 0.04272 | 136 | 106 | 26 | 4 |
979 | Chill | 1.2500 | 0.04142 | 136 | 105 | 28 | 3 |
980 | Next time why don't you face them the other way, honey. | 1.2500 | 0.04207 | 136 | 108 | 23 | 5 |
981 | Their cable is out again. | 1.2500 | 0.04638 | 136 | 109 | 20 | 7 |
982 | No, no! I said I wanted a Christmas present with lots of CARATS. | 1.2482 | 0.04369 | 137 | 108 | 24 | 5 |
983 | It turns out they’ve been building the wall on the wrong border. | 1.2482 | 0.04490 | 137 | 109 | 22 | 6 |
984 | If they want to come in, let them come in. But they're not going to like what happens next. | 1.2481 | 0.04453 | 133 | 105 | 23 | 5 |
985 | I'm ordering now. How many need hats? | 1.2481 | 0.04702 | 133 | 107 | 19 | 7 |
986 | Tell them we already have a church. | 1.2481 | 0.04702 | 133 | 107 | 19 | 7 |
987 | We have flood insurance, right? | 1.2481 | 0.04323 | 133 | 104 | 25 | 4 |
988 | We know what you did last winter. | 1.2481 | 0.04453 | 133 | 105 | 23 | 5 |
989 | How could you not like winter? | 1.2481 | 0.04323 | 133 | 104 | 25 | 4 |
990 | Ha Honey, will you look at this, Tweeter is blowing up with some crazy zombie snowman conspiracy | 1.2481 | 0.04938 | 133 | 109 | 15 | 9 |
991 | Just tell them Trump says global warming is a hoax. That should put a smile back on their faces. | 1.2481 | 0.04323 | 133 | 104 | 25 | 4 |
992 | What makes you want to know how the "March of the Penguins" ended? | 1.2481 | 0.04189 | 133 | 103 | 27 | 3 |
993 | Anyone want a snow-clone | 1.2481 | 0.04821 | 133 | 108 | 17 | 8 |
994 | Don't worry Annie, the sun will come out tomorrow | 1.2481 | 0.04702 | 133 | 107 | 19 | 7 |
995 | Corn cob pipes are still on backorder. | 1.2481 | 0.04189 | 133 | 103 | 27 | 3 |
996 | This article says that angry white men are on the move. | 1.2481 | 0.05052 | 133 | 110 | 13 | 10 |
997 | It’s just their way of thanking you for the carrots. | 1.2481 | 0.04189 | 133 | 103 | 27 | 3 |
998 | Ok, I'll delete the tweet. | 1.2481 | 0.04323 | 133 | 104 | 25 | 4 |
999 | I'd say knit faster. | 1.2481 | 0.04579 | 133 | 106 | 21 | 6 |
1000 | Tell them Elsa and Anna have moved and they're trespassing. | 1.2481 | 0.04702 | 133 | 107 | 19 | 7 |
1001 | Abominable aren't they? | 1.2481 | 0.04821 | 133 | 108 | 17 | 8 |
1002 | I guess we're snowed in. | 1.2481 | 0.04702 | 133 | 107 | 19 | 7 |
1003 | Honey I think I see Waldo. | 1.2481 | 0.04453 | 133 | 105 | 23 | 5 |
1004 | I'm crowd-sourcing the New Year's Eve party invitations. | 1.2481 | 0.04453 | 133 | 105 | 23 | 5 |
1005 | They want us to reduce our carbon footprint. | 1.2481 | 0.04579 | 133 | 106 | 21 | 6 |
1006 | Do I really have to explain to you why you can't let them in to warm up? | 1.2481 | 0.04579 | 133 | 106 | 21 | 6 |
1007 | I'll get the flamethrower over-nighted. | 1.2481 | 0.04702 | 133 | 107 | 19 | 7 |
1008 | Honey, did you see this ridiculous news article about Zombie Snow-Men terrorizing the area... silly... must be fake news. | 1.2481 | 0.04702 | 133 | 107 | 19 | 7 |
1009 | Have you tried this new dating app yet? | 1.2481 | 0.04453 | 133 | 105 | 23 | 5 |
1010 | Google calls it the “Minnesota Zombie Apocalypse”. They’re not dangerous, just judgmental. | 1.2481 | 0.04323 | 133 | 104 | 25 | 4 |
1011 | Flip on the tv, dear, it’s time for the annual showing of Frosty the Snowman. | 1.2481 | 0.05047 | 129 | 106 | 14 | 9 |
1012 | Fox predicts North Pole caravan | 1.2481 | 0.04542 | 129 | 102 | 22 | 5 |
1013 | I swear that one winked at me. | 1.2463 | 0.04549 | 134 | 107 | 21 | 6 |
1014 | Frosty’s on next! | 1.2462 | 0.04511 | 130 | 103 | 22 | 5 |
1015 | Am I crowd sourcing? | 1.2462 | 0.04377 | 130 | 102 | 24 | 4 |
1016 | I see Waldo's hat. | 1.2462 | 0.04095 | 130 | 100 | 28 | 2 |
1017 | I told you not to order from Costco. | 1.2460 | 0.04739 | 126 | 101 | 19 | 6 |
1018 | I'll just order a bunch of scarves online, or they'll never leave. | 1.2451 | 0.05107 | 102 | 81 | 17 | 4 |
1019 | They seem upset that we didn't build any snowwomen. | 1.2443 | 0.04210 | 131 | 102 | 26 | 3 |
1020 | Honey, I think we should have gone to the climate-action rally... | 1.2443 | 0.04480 | 131 | 104 | 22 | 5 |
1021 | They're mad we changed the wifi password | 1.2443 | 0.04210 | 131 | 102 | 26 | 3 |
1022 | Honey, I think your “Frozen II” tweet has gone viral. | 1.2443 | 0.04347 | 131 | 103 | 24 | 4 |
1023 | Sure, we don't have to worry about stolen packages anymore but don't you think the neighbourhood watch has gone a little too far? | 1.2443 | 0.04480 | 131 | 104 | 22 | 5 |
1024 | I hardly think a few snowmen are going to bring about the end of the world. | 1.2443 | 0.04735 | 131 | 106 | 18 | 7 |
1025 | Oh, here it is. The Snowman's Association will be meeting at....they got the address wrong. | 1.2443 | 0.04609 | 131 | 105 | 20 | 6 |
1026 | They're climate refugees. | 1.2443 | 0.04480 | 131 | 104 | 22 | 5 |
1027 | Snopes says the zombie snowman apocalypse is a myth | 1.2443 | 0.04480 | 131 | 104 | 22 | 5 |
1028 | Have you been feeding the snowmen again Sarah? | 1.2443 | 0.04609 | 131 | 105 | 20 | 6 |
1029 | I hope you like like carrot soup | 1.2443 | 0.04609 | 131 | 105 | 20 | 6 |
1030 | Sweety, I told you what would happen if you gave it a scarf. | 1.2443 | 0.04480 | 131 | 104 | 22 | 5 |
1031 | They want us to change the Yule log channel. | 1.2443 | 0.04735 | 131 | 106 | 18 | 7 |
1032 | Ok try snow person removal | 1.2443 | 0.04347 | 131 | 103 | 24 | 4 |
1033 | Give us all your buttons, or else. | 1.2443 | 0.04609 | 131 | 105 | 20 | 6 |
1034 | It’s the Frosty apocalypse. | 1.2443 | 0.04347 | 131 | 103 | 24 | 4 |
1035 | I'm sure the dog is fine outside; he's not bothering anyone. | 1.2443 | 0.04735 | 131 | 106 | 18 | 7 |
1036 | Sharon, maybe you shouldn't have tweeted about Frosty. | 1.2443 | 0.04609 | 131 | 105 | 20 | 6 |
1037 | I'm ordering you a flame thrower, sweetie. | 1.2443 | 0.04735 | 131 | 106 | 18 | 7 |
1038 | Somebody leaked my casting call for “Frozen 3” extras. | 1.2443 | 0.04977 | 131 | 108 | 14 | 9 |
1039 | Looks like Frosty met a snow-woman... | 1.2443 | 0.04347 | 131 | 103 | 24 | 4 |
1040 | Oh, swell! Now they ALL want scarves. | 1.2443 | 0.04609 | 131 | 105 | 20 | 6 |
1041 | What kind of tea did you say this is? | 1.2443 | 0.04210 | 131 | 102 | 26 | 3 |
1042 | I told you posting that Craigslist ad would get a lot of responses. | 1.2443 | 0.04609 | 131 | 105 | 20 | 6 |
1043 | No. No. You know perfectly well why we can’t let them in from the cold. | 1.2443 | 0.04858 | 131 | 107 | 16 | 8 |
1044 | Well, you did just offer to do the snow blowing. | 1.2443 | 0.04347 | 131 | 103 | 24 | 4 |
1045 | Begging for Shelter! Climate change is coming | 1.2443 | 0.04480 | 131 | 104 | 22 | 5 |
1046 | A bunch of angry white males." | 1.2443 | 0.04480 | 131 | 104 | 22 | 5 |
1047 | Oh, it's just another Global Warming protest. | 1.2443 | 0.04480 | 131 | 104 | 22 | 5 |
1048 | Tape your carrot cake and carrot soup recipes on the window. They’ll leave | 1.2443 | 0.04480 | 131 | 104 | 22 | 5 |
1049 | Don't worry, they're just Russian bots. | 1.2443 | 0.04609 | 131 | 105 | 20 | 6 |
1050 | I think they’ve come to free their brother in my snow globe. | 1.2443 | 0.04210 | 131 | 102 | 26 | 3 |
1051 | They’re really not very bright. They think this is the pre-game show. | 1.2443 | 0.04347 | 131 | 103 | 24 | 4 |
1052 | Where's global warming when you need it? | 1.2443 | 0.04858 | 131 | 107 | 16 | 8 |
1053 | What did I tell you? Knit one of them a scarf and they'll all want one. | 1.2443 | 0.04977 | 131 | 108 | 14 | 9 |
1054 | That's odd, I have 62,000 new friend requests. | 1.2443 | 0.04347 | 131 | 103 | 24 | 4 |
1055 | Well, your Tinder profile does say that you like Cold Play. | 1.2443 | 0.05094 | 131 | 109 | 12 | 10 |
1056 | Tell me a little about your paranoia | 1.2443 | 0.04347 | 131 | 103 | 24 | 4 |
1057 | All right. Carrots. Snow formations. A sense of being watched. Any other symptoms? | 1.2443 | 0.04858 | 131 | 107 | 16 | 8 |
1058 | The only way to deal with them is with a carrot or stick approach. | 1.2443 | 0.04210 | 131 | 102 | 26 | 3 |
1059 | Their email says they want to have some fun before they melt away | 1.2443 | 0.04735 | 131 | 106 | 18 | 7 |
1060 | It says “The weather outside is frightful “. | 1.2443 | 0.04735 | 131 | 106 | 18 | 7 |
1061 | Frosty invited all his friends over.... | 1.2443 | 0.04480 | 131 | 104 | 22 | 5 |
1062 | You're right -- it IS colder in here than it is outside. | 1.2443 | 0.04735 | 131 | 106 | 18 | 7 |
1063 | I'm having a Hallmark moment." | 1.2443 | 0.04480 | 131 | 104 | 22 | 5 |
1064 | How thoughtful, Amazon anticipated our need for fresh carrots and hats. | 1.2443 | 0.04858 | 131 | 107 | 16 | 8 |
1065 | Just close the drapes. They’ll go away when the sun comes out. | 1.2443 | 0.04609 | 131 | 105 | 20 | 6 |
1066 | These climate change protesters have no boundaries. | 1.2443 | 0.04480 | 131 | 104 | 22 | 5 |
1067 | I did't realize that snowmen migrated | 1.2427 | 0.04871 | 103 | 81 | 19 | 3 |
1068 | Are you baking carrot cake again, dear? | 1.2427 | 0.04871 | 103 | 81 | 19 | 3 |
1069 | I’m telling you, don’t give them mouths. You will never hear the end of it | 1.2424 | 0.04578 | 132 | 106 | 20 | 6 |
1070 | Please don’t snowmansplain this. | 1.2424 | 0.04703 | 132 | 107 | 18 | 7 |
1071 | You better knit faster. Now they ALL want a new cap. | 1.2424 | 0.04450 | 132 | 105 | 22 | 5 |
1072 | ‘I know. But let’s not have a meltdown because of this..” | 1.2424 | 0.04318 | 132 | 104 | 24 | 4 |
1073 | Don’t make eye contact, climate change will take care of them. | 1.2424 | 0.04578 | 132 | 106 | 20 | 6 |
1074 | They’re out calling for action on global warming. | 1.2424 | 0.04578 | 132 | 106 | 20 | 6 |
1075 | Prime will deliver more yarn in an hour. | 1.2424 | 0.04450 | 132 | 105 | 22 | 5 |
1076 | I told you if you made one of them a scarf, they will all want one. | 1.2424 | 0.04450 | 132 | 105 | 22 | 5 |
1077 | It appears they have recently unionized..... | 1.2424 | 0.04450 | 132 | 105 | 22 | 5 |
1078 | Don't worry they'll be extinct soon. | 1.2424 | 0.04450 | 132 | 105 | 22 | 5 |
1079 | Tell them to check the porch--Amazon says 500 corncob pipes just arrived! | 1.2424 | 0.04318 | 132 | 104 | 24 | 4 |
1080 | The global-warming debate has shifted from social media to grass roots. | 1.2424 | 0.04450 | 132 | 105 | 22 | 5 |
1081 | Your Twitter following has really snowballed. | 1.2422 | 0.04539 | 128 | 102 | 21 | 5 |
1082 | No, but I saw a guy on our lawn this morning with a stuffed tiger and a slightly demented look on his face. | 1.2422 | 0.04401 | 128 | 101 | 23 | 4 |
1083 | You feed one,it starts snowballing | 1.2422 | 0.04401 | 128 | 101 | 23 | 4 |
1084 | Nope. Control-alt-delete doesn’t work. | 1.2422 | 0.04539 | 128 | 102 | 21 | 5 |
1085 | It says here that the snowmen are unarmed but crave mittens. | 1.2422 | 0.04259 | 128 | 100 | 25 | 3 |
1086 | Just act natural. That’s what they’re here for. | 1.2422 | 0.04673 | 128 | 103 | 19 | 6 |
1087 | So, how many more scarves? | 1.2422 | 0.04401 | 128 | 101 | 23 | 4 |
1088 | Honey, why is there a charge for fifty dollars worth of carrots? | 1.2422 | 0.04539 | 128 | 102 | 21 | 5 |
1089 | Honey, Where’s Waldo? | 1.2422 | 0.04539 | 128 | 102 | 21 | 5 |
1090 | It's because we don't have a Canadian wall. | 1.2422 | 0.04401 | 128 | 101 | 23 | 4 |
1091 | I think its time to take the kid back to therapy. | 1.2422 | 0.04401 | 128 | 101 | 23 | 4 |
1092 | Honey, better pick same day delivery on that yarn. | 1.2422 | 0.04539 | 128 | 102 | 21 | 5 |
1093 | What's the thing after the thing about chestnuts? | 1.2422 | 0.04673 | 128 | 103 | 19 | 6 |
1094 | Move to Canada, they said . . . they have free universal healthcare, they said | 1.2422 | 0.04539 | 128 | 102 | 21 | 5 |
1095 | Did it snow today? | 1.2422 | 0.04539 | 128 | 102 | 21 | 5 |
1096 | One Million Snowmen March... End Your Addiction to Fossil Fuel! We’re Melting... | 1.2422 | 0.04401 | 128 | 101 | 23 | 4 |
1097 | Calvin and his stuffed tiger next door have been busy today. | 1.2422 | 0.04802 | 128 | 104 | 17 | 7 |
1098 | If they scare you, invite them in. | 1.2422 | 0.04673 | 128 | 103 | 19 | 6 |
1099 | I keep hearing a thumpity-thump-thump | 1.2422 | 0.04539 | 128 | 102 | 21 | 5 |
1100 | Don't mind us we just chill'n | 1.2422 | 0.04802 | 128 | 104 | 17 | 7 |
1101 | I miss Calvin and Hobbes. Happy Holidays to you and your family, Bill Watterson. | 1.2422 | 0.04802 | 128 | 104 | 17 | 7 |
1102 | They think they just found their ice queen. | 1.2422 | 0.04929 | 128 | 105 | 15 | 8 |
1103 | It says here the Klan is changing its image. | 1.2422 | 0.04673 | 128 | 103 | 19 | 6 |
1104 | I told you there'd be consequences if you continued denying climate change. | 1.2422 | 0.04539 | 128 | 102 | 21 | 5 |
1105 | You're only hurting them when you try to make them warmer. | 1.2422 | 0.04401 | 128 | 101 | 23 | 4 |
1106 | If you believe this forecast, they'll all be gone by the weekend. | 1.2422 | 0.04673 | 128 | 103 | 19 | 6 |
1107 | Find Frosty. | 1.2419 | 0.04633 | 124 | 99 | 20 | 5 |
1108 | Hank, I think I know where all of your buttons went. | 1.2417 | 0.05020 | 120 | 98 | 15 | 7 |
1109 | We should have listened to Billy’s pediatrician and started him on Ritalin.” Lloyd Berkowitz Boca Raton, F | 1.2417 | 0.05158 | 120 | 99 | 13 | 8 |
1110 | Damn. Looks like we fell asleep and awoke in a New Yorker cartoon caption contest. Again. | 1.2417 | 0.04733 | 120 | 96 | 19 | 5 |
1111 | Looks like Frosty was busy last winter. | 1.2403 | 0.04508 | 129 | 103 | 21 | 5 |
1112 | I understand their concerns about global warming but these requests for weather updates are starting to get annoying. | 1.2403 | 0.04508 | 129 | 103 | 21 | 5 |
1113 | If you knit it, they will come. | 1.2403 | 0.04371 | 129 | 102 | 23 | 4 |
1114 | Is Jimmy off his meds again? | 1.2403 | 0.04371 | 129 | 102 | 23 | 4 |
1115 | They’ve unionized. | 1.2403 | 0.04769 | 129 | 105 | 17 | 7 |
1116 | Wait a minute, it's not even snowing | 1.2403 | 0.04508 | 129 | 103 | 21 | 5 |
1117 | The one with the scarf is creeping me out. | 1.2403 | 0.04508 | 129 | 103 | 21 | 5 |
1118 | I am looking at the cost of your knitting supplies. How is that possible? | 1.2403 | 0.04508 | 129 | 103 | 21 | 5 |
1119 | Did you know that if you hold down this button, the screen fills up with emojis? | 1.2403 | 0.04371 | 129 | 102 | 23 | 4 |
1120 | What did you think would happen after you called them a bunch of snowflakes? | 1.2403 | 0.04769 | 129 | 105 | 17 | 7 |
1121 | I’d start knitting faster! | 1.2403 | 0.04508 | 129 | 103 | 21 | 5 |
1122 | Oh look, it stopped snowing. | 1.2403 | 0.04230 | 129 | 101 | 25 | 3 |
1123 | Can you order me more yarn? | 1.2403 | 0.04371 | 129 | 102 | 23 | 4 |
1124 | Who knew that there is a snowman mating call? | 1.2403 | 0.04371 | 129 | 102 | 23 | 4 |
1125 | Honey, I said those scarves would be a hit | 1.2403 | 0.04371 | 129 | 102 | 23 | 4 |
1126 | Just ignore them and they’ll melt away. | 1.2403 | 0.04508 | 129 | 103 | 21 | 5 |
1127 | He did say he would be back again one day, he just didn't say all at once. | 1.2403 | 0.04508 | 129 | 103 | 21 | 5 |
1128 | What did you expect? They're white. | 1.2403 | 0.04508 | 129 | 103 | 21 | 5 |
1129 | Ignore them. They have ice in their veins. | 1.2403 | 0.04894 | 129 | 106 | 15 | 8 |
1130 | Stop knitting. It’ll be upper 40’s by morning. | 1.2403 | 0.04508 | 129 | 103 | 21 | 5 |
1131 | Looks like Calvin is home on break already. | 1.2403 | 0.04640 | 129 | 104 | 19 | 6 |
1132 | Steamed carrots sound good right now. | 1.2403 | 0.04508 | 129 | 103 | 21 | 5 |
1133 | I wish you had knitted us some curtains | 1.2403 | 0.04371 | 129 | 102 | 23 | 4 |
1134 | Sorry, did you say it's frosty outside? | 1.2403 | 0.04371 | 129 | 102 | 23 | 4 |
1135 | I told you if you accessorized one it would get out of hand. | 1.2400 | 0.04458 | 125 | 99 | 22 | 4 |
1136 | Honey, what's this invoice for 130 carrots? | 1.2400 | 0.04158 | 125 | 97 | 26 | 2 |
1137 | A Pink Flamingo? | 1.2400 | 0.04873 | 125 | 102 | 16 | 7 |
1138 | Now they all want your knitted scarves. | 1.2400 | 0.04948 | 100 | 79 | 18 | 3 |
1139 | According to the Weather Channel, you'll only need to keep knitting for another two days. | 1.2381 | 0.04704 | 126 | 102 | 18 | 6 |
1140 | Says here they've had it with global warming. | 1.2381 | 0.03973 | 126 | 97 | 28 | 1 |
1141 | That’s odd. I made that scarf. | 1.2381 | 0.04426 | 126 | 100 | 22 | 4 |
1142 | Much better than vampires. | 1.2381 | 0.03892 | 126 | 99 | 25 | 2 |
1143 | They’re more afraid of you than you are of them. | 1.2366 | 0.04174 | 131 | 103 | 25 | 3 |
1144 | Now they all want hats and scarves. | 1.2362 | 0.04101 | 127 | 99 | 26 | 2 |
1145 | Honey, would you add a few more logs to the fire? | 1.2348 | 0.04416 | 132 | 106 | 21 | 5 |
1146 | Using rock salt would just make them angrier. | 1.2348 | 0.04510 | 115 | 91 | 21 | 3 |
1147 | The neighbors have gone too far with their decorations this year | 1.2339 | 0.04596 | 124 | 100 | 19 | 5 |
1148 | Now they all want a scarf. | 1.2339 | 0.04596 | 124 | 100 | 19 | 5 |
1149 | I think they are cold | 1.2339 | 0.04737 | 124 | 101 | 17 | 6 |
1150 | When do we tell them they're adopted? | 1.2339 | 0.04596 | 124 | 100 | 19 | 5 |
1151 | Here, Angelo's 24 hour Emergency Snow Removal, "your satisfaction is guaranteed" | 1.2339 | 0.04873 | 124 | 102 | 15 | 7 |
1152 | I wouldn't worry about it. Weather.com says it's going to be above freezing today. | 1.2339 | 0.04301 | 124 | 98 | 23 | 3 |
1153 | Google says they’ll stare for a while and when the weather gets warmer they’ll melt away. Apparently we get the keep the hats, scarves and carrots. | 1.2339 | 0.04596 | 124 | 100 | 19 | 5 |
1154 | The Christmas Carolers really stepped up their game this year. | 1.2339 | 0.04737 | 124 | 101 | 17 | 6 |
1155 | Can you search for a good carrot soup recipe? | 1.2339 | 0.04301 | 124 | 98 | 23 | 3 |
1156 | You seem to have misplaced a decimal point on your Amazon order, my dear. | 1.2339 | 0.04451 | 124 | 99 | 21 | 4 |
1157 | They know you have a walk in freezer. | 1.2339 | 0.04451 | 124 | 99 | 21 | 4 |
1158 | I think we can make them happy with about 300 buttons. | 1.2339 | 0.04451 | 124 | 99 | 21 | 4 |
1159 | Dear, could you turn up the heat. I think they want to come in. | 1.2339 | 0.04301 | 124 | 98 | 23 | 3 |
1160 | Finally, cold hard proof that climate change is man-made. | 1.2339 | 0.04451 | 124 | 99 | 21 | 4 |
1161 | It seems cruel, but it's best not to let them in. | 1.2339 | 0.04737 | 124 | 101 | 17 | 6 |
1162 | I told you that if made a scarf for one, they'd all want one, too. | 1.2339 | 0.05006 | 124 | 103 | 13 | 8 |
1163 | How many times did you click "send?" | 1.2339 | 0.04451 | 124 | 99 | 21 | 4 |
1164 | Quick get a pic before they all melt away. | 1.2339 | 0.05006 | 124 | 103 | 13 | 8 |
1165 | They must have seen the online auction for that old silk hat I found. | 1.2339 | 0.04301 | 124 | 98 | 23 | 3 |
1166 | Notice how the coals seem to follow you around the room? | 1.2339 | 0.04737 | 124 | 101 | 17 | 6 |
1167 | I told you to apologize for running over our neighbor's snowman with our snowblower. | 1.2339 | 0.04596 | 124 | 100 | 19 | 5 |
1168 | I don’t mind ordering more yarn, but it’s going to be in the forties all week... | 1.2339 | 0.04737 | 124 | 101 | 17 | 6 |
1169 | Somehow I think this "global warming" thing is gaining traction. | 1.2339 | 0.04737 | 124 | 101 | 17 | 6 |
1170 | I told you not to knit him a hat. How did you think this would end? | 1.2339 | 0.04451 | 124 | 99 | 21 | 4 |
1171 | Fine—just this once you can adjust the thermostat. | 1.2339 | 0.04451 | 124 | 99 | 21 | 4 |
1172 | 'It says here the Canadian border melted' | 1.2339 | 0.04596 | 124 | 100 | 19 | 5 |
1173 | Honey, you might want to stop 'liking' Frosty the Snowman. | 1.2339 | 0.03985 | 124 | 96 | 27 | 1 |
1174 | I just ordered a mob of snowmen on Amazon. I hope they get here in time for Christmas. | 1.2339 | 0.04737 | 124 | 101 | 17 | 6 |
1175 | The word is out. They love your scarves. | 1.2339 | 0.04451 | 124 | 99 | 21 | 4 |
1176 | As representatives of the only truly white race, we’re here to protest your interracial marriage. | 1.2339 | 0.04596 | 124 | 100 | 19 | 5 |
1177 | If we invite one in for hot cocoa maybe the rest will get the message. | 1.2339 | 0.04737 | 124 | 101 | 17 | 6 |
1178 | I'm an artist, darling. I don't have to explain why I make the things I make. | 1.2339 | 0.04737 | 124 | 101 | 17 | 6 |
1179 | I guess I shouldn't have crowd-sourced a snowman for the yard. | 1.2339 | 0.04596 | 124 | 100 | 19 | 5 |
1180 | Honey, google ‘snowman average hat size’ | 1.2339 | 0.04596 | 124 | 100 | 19 | 5 |
1181 | I don't think we are in Kansas anymore. | 1.2339 | 0.04451 | 124 | 99 | 21 | 4 |
1182 | We should have never posted our snow woman on that dating site. | 1.2339 | 0.04596 | 124 | 100 | 19 | 5 |
1183 | They're not complaining about "Baby,It's Cold Outside." | 1.2339 | 0.05135 | 124 | 104 | 11 | 9 |
1184 | It says here that protests against global warning are becoming larger and more diverse." | 1.2339 | 0.04451 | 124 | 99 | 21 | 4 |
1185 | So what did you do all day? | 1.2339 | 0.04451 | 124 | 99 | 21 | 4 |
1186 | Now the snow people are protesting about climate change! | 1.2339 | 0.04301 | 124 | 98 | 23 | 3 |
1187 | Honey, are you still posting messages on those global warming skeptic sites? | 1.2339 | 0.04451 | 124 | 99 | 21 | 4 |
1188 | Relax. Climate change is gonna clear this little problem right up. | 1.2339 | 0.04301 | 124 | 98 | 23 | 3 |
1189 | I always thought of the apocalypse as more of a summer thing. | 1.2339 | 0.04596 | 124 | 100 | 19 | 5 |
1190 | the police suspect the escapees are traveling in disguise.' | 1.2339 | 0.04737 | 124 | 101 | 17 | 6 |
1191 | There must’ve been magic in that hat I found. | 1.2339 | 0.04596 | 124 | 100 | 19 | 5 |
1192 | I'm trying to figure out where they get carrots at this time of year. | 1.2339 | 0.04596 | 124 | 100 | 19 | 5 |
1193 | Dear, have the kids been reading your old "Calvin and Hobbes" books again? | 1.2339 | 0.04596 | 124 | 100 | 19 | 5 |
1194 | Soups on? | 1.2339 | 0.04737 | 124 | 101 | 17 | 6 |
1195 | Let me check. I think 'snowpeople' is the correct term. | 1.2339 | 0.04451 | 124 | 99 | 21 | 4 |
1196 | He and his pals aren’t such joyful happy souls after dark. | 1.2336 | 0.04305 | 137 | 110 | 22 | 5 |
1197 | Honey, very slowly hand me the hairdryer... | 1.2333 | 0.04386 | 120 | 95 | 22 | 3 |
1198 | I hate that wallpaper ! | 1.2326 | 0.04335 | 129 | 103 | 22 | 4 |
1199 | It says here that they prefer "snowpeople." | 1.2320 | 0.04702 | 125 | 102 | 17 | 6 |
1200 | Ready for some fake news? A pack of man-eating snowmen . . . | 1.2320 | 0.04702 | 125 | 104 | 14 | 7 |
1201 | I think there may be some unanticipated issues with climate change... | 1.2320 | 0.04271 | 125 | 99 | 23 | 3 |
1202 | The carrot cake, Wendy discovered, was more than empty calories. | 1.2314 | 0.04805 | 121 | 99 | 16 | 6 |
1203 | Honey, I think it's time to turn the heat on. | 1.2314 | 0.04946 | 121 | 100 | 14 | 7 |
1204 | You wouldn’t be knitting a carrot, would you? | 1.2314 | 0.04805 | 121 | 99 | 16 | 6 |
1205 | ''Are you listening?' | 1.2314 | 0.04509 | 121 | 97 | 20 | 4 |
1206 | It's the annual snowman strike. Their demand is simple: They want ears. | 1.2314 | 0.04509 | 121 | 97 | 20 | 4 |
1207 | Eugene, the icemen cometh | 1.2314 | 0.04659 | 121 | 98 | 18 | 5 |
1208 | Good news: it says free shipping on yarn orders over 10,000 yards. | 1.2314 | 0.04805 | 121 | 99 | 16 | 6 |
1209 | Calmly walk to the kitchen and bring back a vegetable grater. | 1.2314 | 0.04659 | 121 | 98 | 18 | 5 |
1210 | They're yellow. | 1.2314 | 0.04659 | 121 | 98 | 18 | 5 |
1211 | Calvin doesn’t live here anymore! | 1.2314 | 0.04192 | 121 | 95 | 24 | 2 |
1212 | Hello mister police... | 1.2314 | 0.04805 | 121 | 99 | 16 | 6 |
1213 | They must have learned about your online parka business. | 1.2314 | 0.04192 | 121 | 95 | 24 | 2 |
1214 | We've given them all our carrots, scarves, and snow hats. Now they want coal? | 1.2314 | 0.04192 | 121 | 95 | 24 | 2 |
1215 | I'd donate your knitting elsewhere, they always leave by spring. | 1.2314 | 0.04509 | 121 | 97 | 20 | 4 |
1216 | Time for another tweet! Greta has successfully organized the snowmen. | 1.2314 | 0.04509 | 121 | 97 | 20 | 4 |
1217 | I now know what happened to all my carrots. | 1.2314 | 0.04509 | 121 | 97 | 20 | 4 |
1218 | They're a tight knit group. | 1.2314 | 0.04805 | 121 | 99 | 16 | 6 |
1219 | Not a particularly diverse group. | 1.2314 | 0.04354 | 121 | 96 | 22 | 3 |
1220 | Just ignore them, dear. I don't want to clean up a bunch of puddles in the morning. | 1.2314 | 0.04659 | 121 | 98 | 18 | 5 |
1221 | Don’t give them any money. They’ll just blow it all on “snow”. | 1.2314 | 0.04509 | 121 | 97 | 20 | 4 |
1222 | I saw one of the boys reaching for the carrots earlier - why do you ask? | 1.2314 | 0.04109 | 121 | 97 | 21 | 3 |
1223 | They're not angry. They're woke. But I agree, it's still uncomfortable. | 1.2314 | 0.04946 | 121 | 100 | 14 | 7 |
1224 | The middle school is out for winter break. | 1.2314 | 0.04354 | 121 | 96 | 22 | 3 |
1225 | Yep, it goes "thumpety thump thump, look at Frosty go" - why do you ask? | 1.2314 | 0.05083 | 121 | 101 | 12 | 8 |
1226 | It's the annual trolling by the climate-change deniers. | 1.2314 | 0.04805 | 121 | 99 | 16 | 6 |
1227 | Night of the living snowmen. | 1.2314 | 0.04509 | 121 | 97 | 20 | 4 |
1228 | Well how many Snowmen did you order from Amazon?" | 1.2314 | 0.04192 | 121 | 95 | 24 | 2 |
1229 | I share your sympathies for their movement, honey. I just don't consider it sustainable. | 1.2314 | 0.04509 | 121 | 97 | 20 | 4 |
1230 | It looks like your Tinder account is frozen... | 1.2314 | 0.04659 | 121 | 98 | 18 | 5 |
1231 | Honey, did you hit another snowman with the snow blower? | 1.2308 | 0.04441 | 117 | 93 | 21 | 3 |
1232 | Uh, Fred are these your friends? | 1.2295 | 0.04476 | 122 | 98 | 20 | 4 |
1233 | It says here that the one thing that will make them go away is daffodils. | 1.2295 | 0.04769 | 122 | 100 | 16 | 6 |
1234 | Point taken. It's colder inside than outside. I'll fix the furnace tomorrow. | 1.2290 | 0.04275 | 131 | 105 | 22 | 4 |
1235 | George, every one of these motherfuckers can write a caption that is wryer and more middle-aged cute than yours. | 1.2279 | 0.04779 | 136 | 114 | 13 | 9 |
1236 | Icy dead people! | 1.2277 | 0.05428 | 101 | 84 | 11 | 6 |
1237 | This neighborhood used to be a lot more diverse. | 1.2273 | 0.05111 | 110 | 91 | 13 | 6 |
1238 | We’re here.. | 1.2269 | 0.04984 | 119 | 99 | 13 | 7 |
1239 | Remind me why we moved to Florida | 1.2269 | 0.04535 | 119 | 96 | 19 | 4 |
1240 | While you're add it, order some carrots please. | 1.2269 | 0.04839 | 119 | 98 | 15 | 6 |
1241 | I’m not getting jolly happy soul vibes from them Christopher | 1.2269 | 0.04375 | 119 | 95 | 21 | 3 |
1242 | Alfred Hitchcock's unfinished masterpiece: The Snowbirds | 1.2269 | 0.04689 | 119 | 97 | 17 | 5 |
1243 | Says here it's gonna be really frosty again tonight. | 1.2269 | 0.04984 | 119 | 99 | 13 | 7 |
1244 | I posted your picture on Christmas mingle | 1.2269 | 0.04535 | 119 | 96 | 19 | 4 |
1245 | Just ignore them. They'll be gone by Spring. | 1.2269 | 0.04375 | 119 | 95 | 21 | 3 |
1246 | We're in for record lows but not much snow. | 1.2269 | 0.04689 | 119 | 97 | 17 | 5 |
1247 | Looks like your scarves are a hit with the locals. | 1.2269 | 0.04375 | 119 | 95 | 21 | 3 |
1248 | That northern border wall isn’t working either. | 1.2269 | 0.04689 | 119 | 97 | 17 | 5 |
1249 | We can’t keep ignoring the kids... Frozen 2 is playing in 20 minutes. | 1.2269 | 0.04839 | 119 | 98 | 15 | 6 |
1250 | Hold tight darling, I’m writing President Trump for a Northern border migrant wall. | 1.2269 | 0.04535 | 119 | 96 | 19 | 4 |
1251 | The neighbor boy, Calvin, has a weird sense of humor. | 1.2269 | 0.04689 | 119 | 97 | 17 | 5 |
1252 | Dear,it's snowmaning again. | 1.2269 | 0.04375 | 119 | 95 | 21 | 3 |
1253 | There must have been some magic in that vodka martini I just had. | 1.2269 | 0.04689 | 119 | 97 | 17 | 5 |
1254 | unlike someone, Frosty's been busy | 1.2269 | 0.04839 | 119 | 98 | 15 | 6 |
1255 | Darn it, no offers. We'll never find anyone for our corn cob pipes. | 1.2269 | 0.04984 | 119 | 99 | 13 | 7 |
1256 | OK, OK. I'll donate to Greta Thunberg. | 1.2269 | 0.04535 | 119 | 96 | 19 | 4 |
1257 | Do you know a 'Frosty somebody' on Tinder? | 1.2269 | 0.04535 | 119 | 96 | 19 | 4 |
1258 | Yes, our heating bills ARE obscene, but you're going to have to let me push the thermostat up a bit. | 1.2269 | 0.05124 | 119 | 100 | 11 | 8 |
1259 | I agree it's...unsettling, but at least it's not the Klan. | 1.2269 | 0.04535 | 119 | 96 | 19 | 4 |
1260 | What do you think worries them more, global warming or rising sea levels? | 1.2269 | 0.04689 | 119 | 97 | 17 | 5 |
1261 | Is it just me or are the snowmen also experiencing homelessness? | 1.2269 | 0.04375 | 119 | 95 | 21 | 3 |
1262 | Don't be ridiculous. Frosty had a button nose. | 1.2269 | 0.04839 | 119 | 98 | 15 | 6 |
1263 | Cold front’s moving in. | 1.2269 | 0.03856 | 119 | 92 | 27 | 0 |
1264 | So Janet, um, are you into Hitchcock movies? | 1.2269 | 0.04535 | 119 | 96 | 19 | 4 |
1265 | Inviting them in won't end well, for any of us. | 1.2269 | 0.04984 | 119 | 99 | 13 | 7 |
1266 | Don't worry, they're just Frosty's base--all carrot and no stick. | 1.2269 | 0.04375 | 119 | 95 | 21 | 3 |
1267 | I warned you,'Knit a hat for one, they'll all want one. | 1.2269 | 0.04839 | 119 | 98 | 15 | 6 |
1268 | Haven’t you knitted enough hats already? | 1.2269 | 0.04535 | 119 | 96 | 19 | 4 |
1269 | Honey...remember when Frosty said he'd be back again someday? | 1.2269 | 0.04689 | 119 | 97 | 17 | 5 |
1270 | Wow, it says here that Bill Waterson is coming out of retirement! | 1.2269 | 0.04375 | 119 | 95 | 21 | 3 |
1271 | Does our homeowners' association cover snow man removal? | 1.2269 | 0.04036 | 119 | 93 | 25 | 1 |
1272 | Perhaps we should turn the thermostat up a bit. | 1.2269 | 0.04839 | 119 | 98 | 15 | 6 |
1273 | No, let them stay outside. Remember what happened last year? | 1.2269 | 0.04535 | 119 | 96 | 19 | 4 |
1274 | I warned you what would happen if you knitted a scarf for just one snowman. | 1.2269 | 0.04689 | 119 | 97 | 17 | 5 |
1275 | Let's play, where's Frosty? | 1.2269 | 0.04689 | 119 | 97 | 17 | 5 |
1276 | That one with the hat sticking up has been here before. | 1.2269 | 0.04535 | 119 | 96 | 19 | 4 |
1277 | Gonna be a lot of my knitted hats and carrots on the lawn this spring | 1.2269 | 0.04535 | 119 | 96 | 19 | 4 |
1278 | This is what happens when the neighborhood kids get too many snow days in a row. | 1.2269 | 0.04375 | 119 | 95 | 21 | 3 |
1279 | Your mistake was giving them the cold shoulder. They found it alluring. | 1.2269 | 0.04375 | 119 | 95 | 21 | 3 |
1280 | Great! Now they all want pants! | 1.2269 | 0.04839 | 119 | 98 | 15 | 6 |
1281 | I’ve heard that melting ice caps causes this massive migrations. | 1.2269 | 0.04375 | 119 | 95 | 21 | 3 |
1282 | The drawing is at 8 o'clock. | 1.2269 | 0.04535 | 119 | 96 | 19 | 4 |
1283 | Just ignore them. They’ll be gone by March | 1.2269 | 0.04375 | 119 | 95 | 21 | 3 |
1284 | Don’t even think of letting them in. Our flood insurance will never cover it. | 1.2269 | 0.04839 | 119 | 98 | 15 | 6 |
1285 | Honey, where’s the hair dryer? | 1.2269 | 0.04535 | 119 | 96 | 19 | 4 |
1286 | I'm ordering thirty 10 lb. bags of salt. Should be here soon. | 1.2269 | 0.04375 | 119 | 95 | 21 | 3 |
1287 | Again, with the carrot envy. | 1.2269 | 0.04209 | 119 | 94 | 23 | 2 |
1288 | Now I know how you kept busy while our internet was down! | 1.2269 | 0.04984 | 119 | 99 | 13 | 7 |
1289 | Turn up the heat | 1.2269 | 0.04535 | 119 | 96 | 19 | 4 |
1290 | Frosty found a Mrs | 1.2269 | 0.04689 | 119 | 97 | 17 | 5 |
1291 | Keep those stocking caps coming and nobody gets hurt. | 1.2269 | 0.04375 | 119 | 95 | 21 | 3 |
1292 | I told you this would happen if you knitted a scarf for Frosty. Now they ALL want one. | 1.2269 | 0.04375 | 119 | 95 | 21 | 3 |
1293 | You insisted on singing thirty choruses of 'Baby, it's cold outside...' | 1.2269 | 0.04839 | 119 | 98 | 15 | 6 |
1294 | I told you you knotting project would snowball. | 1.2269 | 0.04839 | 119 | 98 | 15 | 6 |
1295 | They all want scarves like that guy's wearing. | 1.2269 | 0.04209 | 119 | 94 | 23 | 2 |
1296 | Later on, we’ll conspire! | 1.2269 | 0.04375 | 119 | 95 | 21 | 3 |
1297 | I mean they're all shirtless. | 1.2269 | 0.04535 | 119 | 96 | 19 | 4 |
1298 | You're absolutely right, Hon. Homelessness in Minnesota is not anything like it is in California. | 1.2269 | 0.04375 | 119 | 95 | 21 | 3 |
1299 | Don’t you dare start knitting them sweaters now. | 1.2269 | 0.04535 | 119 | 96 | 19 | 4 |
1300 | Google what to do when you have 100 snowmen in your backyard. | 1.2269 | 0.03947 | 119 | 95 | 22 | 2 |
1301 | If you want a romantic night either close the drapes or get your hairdryer. | 1.2269 | 0.04375 | 119 | 95 | 21 | 3 |
1302 | Uh-oh, the snowflakes have organized! | 1.2269 | 0.04984 | 119 | 99 | 13 | 7 |
1303 | So why the sudden interest in Arizona? | 1.2269 | 0.04535 | 119 | 96 | 19 | 4 |
1304 | They might think it's cooler in here. | 1.2269 | 0.04535 | 119 | 96 | 19 | 4 |
1305 | Check it out, we're a meme! | 1.2250 | 0.04342 | 120 | 96 | 21 | 3 |
1306 | If you give a snow man a scarf... | 1.2250 | 0.04654 | 120 | 98 | 17 | 5 |
1307 | The correct term is ‘snow PEOPLE,’ Tiffany, and if you were really as ‘free-spirited’ as you claim to be here in your eharmony profile, you would just let them watch us fuck already. | 1.2250 | 0.05221 | 120 | 102 | 9 | 9 |
1308 | Two eyes made out of coal” that checks out. But he’s meant to have a button nose, and be “jolly” not creepy | 1.2243 | 0.05023 | 107 | 88 | 14 | 5 |
1309 | I'm freezing in here. | 1.2243 | 0.04159 | 107 | 86 | 19 | 2 |
1310 | Honey, how many times did you swipe right? | 1.2241 | 0.04429 | 116 | 93 | 20 | 3 |
1311 | It says here to ignore them no matter what they do, because they're just water. | 1.2241 | 0.04756 | 116 | 95 | 16 | 5 |
1312 | Nobody said Christmas miracles couldn’t be terrifying. | 1.2241 | 0.04429 | 116 | 93 | 20 | 3 |
1313 | I see, it's number 2020 doesn't have a hat yet. | 1.2241 | 0.04429 | 116 | 93 | 20 | 3 |
1314 | Did you feed the snowmen today? | 1.2241 | 0.04429 | 116 | 93 | 20 | 3 |
1315 | Did you tell them that the freezer is full and that the groundhog says there is still six weeks to spring? | 1.2241 | 0.04756 | 116 | 95 | 16 | 5 |
1316 | It's the neighbourhood climate action group | 1.2241 | 0.04756 | 116 | 95 | 16 | 5 |
1317 | I'll check, but I'm pretty sure it's called a flock of snowmen. | 1.2241 | 0.04429 | 116 | 93 | 20 | 3 |
1318 | I'll be glad when the primary is over. | 1.2241 | 0.04911 | 116 | 96 | 14 | 6 |
1319 | You see this story about a marauding arming of snowmen? | 1.2241 | 0.04756 | 116 | 95 | 16 | 5 |
1320 | Honey, aren’t you a little worried that Billy’s been working for six hours building his snowman? | 1.2241 | 0.04596 | 116 | 94 | 18 | 4 |
1321 | I won’t make them coffee this time. | 1.2241 | 0.04257 | 116 | 92 | 22 | 2 |
1322 | Huh, a massive ice shelf broke away from Antartica and they say it could be harboring undiscovered life forms. | 1.2241 | 0.04596 | 116 | 94 | 18 | 4 |
1323 | Well, they don’t look like very “jolly souls” to me! | 1.2241 | 0.04911 | 116 | 96 | 14 | 6 |
1324 | CNN says they are protesting global warming. | 1.2241 | 0.04596 | 116 | 94 | 18 | 4 |
1325 | They're not going to come in, honey. They'd melt first. | 1.2241 | 0.04756 | 116 | 95 | 16 | 5 |
1326 | If you knit a scarf forone of them, you've got to knit one for all of them. | 1.2241 | 0.04257 | 116 | 92 | 22 | 2 |
1327 | You missed one. | 1.2241 | 0.04596 | 116 | 94 | 18 | 4 |
1328 | These climate protests are really getting a bit out of hand. | 1.2241 | 0.04429 | 116 | 93 | 20 | 3 |
1329 | Should we invite them in, to Netflix and Chill? | 1.2241 | 0.04596 | 116 | 94 | 18 | 4 |
1330 | I wouldn't worry. If they make it inside we'll just up the heating. | 1.2241 | 0.04596 | 116 | 94 | 18 | 4 |
1331 | I can't find Waldo, can you? | 1.2241 | 0.04911 | 116 | 96 | 14 | 6 |
1332 | Your order from Amazon has arrived. | 1.2241 | 0.04429 | 116 | 93 | 20 | 3 |
1333 | Don't worry, I just turned up the thermostat. | 1.2241 | 0.04596 | 116 | 94 | 18 | 4 |
1334 | They're on strike but it won't last. | 1.2241 | 0.04429 | 116 | 93 | 20 | 3 |
1335 | I told them, everyone will get a hat! | 1.2241 | 0.04257 | 116 | 92 | 22 | 2 |
1336 | Our new neighbors are giving me the chills. | 1.2241 | 0.04596 | 116 | 94 | 18 | 4 |
1337 | You're probably wondering why I've called you all here... | 1.2241 | 0.04596 | 116 | 94 | 18 | 4 |
1338 | Honey, don't you think your obsession with Frozen is going a bit too far? | 1.2241 | 0.04429 | 116 | 93 | 20 | 3 |
1339 | Don’t worry darling. The tele says its to be above 40° this weekend. | 1.2241 | 0.04429 | 116 | 93 | 20 | 3 |
1340 | I think our neighbors hate us | 1.2222 | 0.04396 | 117 | 94 | 20 | 3 |
1341 | I don’t think I have enough yarn to make scarves for all of them. | 1.2222 | 0.04396 | 117 | 94 | 20 | 3 |
1342 | Don't worry, they'll be gone by March. | 1.2222 | 0.04396 | 117 | 94 | 20 | 3 |
1343 | Climate change can't happen fast enough. | 1.2222 | 0.04396 | 117 | 94 | 20 | 3 |
1344 | The documentary on global warming is about to start. | 1.2222 | 0.04719 | 117 | 96 | 16 | 5 |
1345 | Calm down. I just don't understand why its a big deal that there's no men in the yard. | 1.2222 | 0.05021 | 117 | 98 | 12 | 7 |
1346 | You give one a nose, they all want one. | 1.2222 | 0.04046 | 117 | 94 | 21 | 2 |
1347 | I did not forget to shut off the irrigation system. | 1.2222 | 0.04225 | 117 | 93 | 22 | 2 |
1348 | It doesn't matter what they want. It's going to rain all night. | 1.2222 | 0.04873 | 117 | 97 | 14 | 6 |
1349 | It seems that Google doesn't know everything. | 1.2222 | 0.04396 | 117 | 94 | 20 | 3 |
1350 | Sure, and I suppose you found Waldo too. | 1.2222 | 0.04396 | 117 | 94 | 20 | 3 |
1351 | Another order for legless pants. | 1.2222 | 0.04396 | 117 | 94 | 20 | 3 |
1352 | I warned you. If you knit ours something, the others will want one, too. | 1.2222 | 0.04396 | 117 | 94 | 20 | 3 |
1353 | *Sigh* No, they can't borrow any more sunblock | 1.2193 | 0.04273 | 114 | 91 | 21 | 2 |
1354 | What do they think this place is? The Iceman Cometh's Last Chance Saloon? Close those curtains at once. | 1.2193 | 0.04622 | 114 | 93 | 17 | 4 |
1355 | Whatever the hell happened to corn cob pipes and button noses? | 1.2193 | 0.04451 | 114 | 92 | 19 | 3 |
1356 | Well I did warn you. If you knit it, they will come. | 1.2193 | 0.04451 | 114 | 92 | 19 | 3 |
1357 | There is a certain seasonality to your customer base, honey. | 1.2193 | 0.04787 | 114 | 94 | 15 | 5 |
1358 | Personally, I can't wait for global warming. | 1.2193 | 0.04451 | 114 | 92 | 19 | 3 |
1359 | Kevin, do you still have that flamethrower in the garage? | 1.2193 | 0.04451 | 114 | 92 | 19 | 3 |
1360 | Help me find a good recipe for carrot cake. Tomorrow's going to be unseasonably warm. | 1.2193 | 0.04451 | 114 | 92 | 19 | 3 |
1361 | I guess we’re watching Frozen tonight | 1.2193 | 0.04946 | 114 | 95 | 13 | 6 |
1362 | It says here that they're demanding more energy efficient eyes. | 1.2193 | 0.04451 | 114 | 92 | 19 | 3 |
1363 | Stay calm while I check the weather forecast. | 1.2193 | 0.04273 | 114 | 91 | 21 | 2 |
1364 | And what gives you the idea the heat's too low, honey? | 1.2193 | 0.04946 | 114 | 95 | 13 | 6 |
1365 | I think that Greta girl sent them | 1.2193 | 0.04451 | 114 | 92 | 19 | 3 |
1366 | Is it just my imagination or have the carolers been out there a long time? | 1.2193 | 0.04622 | 114 | 93 | 17 | 4 |
1367 | The fools want hot chocolate. | 1.2193 | 0.04946 | 114 | 95 | 13 | 6 |
1368 | Don’t worry honey, I just googled and it appears that snowmen don’t have teeth. | 1.2193 | 0.04946 | 114 | 95 | 13 | 6 |
1369 | I thought it was supposed to be raining men. | 1.2193 | 0.04946 | 114 | 95 | 13 | 6 |
1370 | Did you put salt on the front walk like I asked? | 1.2193 | 0.04273 | 114 | 91 | 21 | 2 |
1371 | When you have the fastest Wifi in the neighbourhood | 1.2193 | 0.04451 | 114 | 92 | 19 | 3 |
1372 | I'm starting to face the plans that we made a little bit afraid. | 1.2193 | 0.04363 | 114 | 96 | 13 | 5 |
1373 | Honey, what ever happened to the one snowman per child rule? | 1.2193 | 0.04273 | 114 | 91 | 21 | 2 |
1374 | Ignore them! Spring is just around the corner. | 1.2193 | 0.04273 | 114 | 91 | 21 | 2 |
1375 | It’s hard to believe they’re going extinct. | 1.2193 | 0.04622 | 114 | 93 | 17 | 4 |
1376 | I wish Frosty had told me he was bringing friends this year | 1.2193 | 0.04622 | 114 | 93 | 17 | 4 |
1377 | Looks like your scarf was a big hit. | 1.2193 | 0.04622 | 114 | 93 | 17 | 4 |
1378 | Stick with the hats, dear. Remember what happened last year when you gave them hot chocolate? | 1.2193 | 0.04087 | 114 | 90 | 23 | 1 |
1379 | If you think that's weird, you should see their Facebook page. | 1.2193 | 0.04946 | 114 | 95 | 13 | 6 |
1380 | It is definitely weird... No carols this year? | 1.2193 | 0.04451 | 114 | 92 | 19 | 3 |
1381 | Don't you see the irony in keeping snowmen warm? | 1.2193 | 0.04622 | 114 | 93 | 17 | 4 |
1382 | Well, that’s what you get for feeding that first one. | 1.2193 | 0.04946 | 114 | 95 | 13 | 6 |
1383 | I know it's winter and all but this isn't quite the way I envisioned the zombie apocalypse. | 1.2193 | 0.04787 | 114 | 94 | 15 | 5 |
1384 | "A few of them are asking if they left their hats in here." | 1.2193 | 0.04451 | 114 | 92 | 19 | 3 |
1385 | Give us the knitted scarf and nobody gets hurt. | 1.2193 | 0.04787 | 114 | 94 | 15 | 5 |
1386 | Have you seen our friend, Parson Brown? | 1.2193 | 0.04787 | 114 | 94 | 15 | 5 |
1387 | Oh don’t be concerned: they are only here for a season.” | 1.2193 | 0.04622 | 114 | 93 | 17 | 4 |
1388 | I think the White Walkers are back. | 1.2193 | 0.04622 | 114 | 93 | 17 | 4 |
1389 | I'd ask what they want, but none of them have mouths. | 1.2193 | 0.04622 | 114 | 93 | 17 | 4 |
1390 | They should be gone by Spring. | 1.2193 | 0.04451 | 114 | 92 | 19 | 3 |
1391 | You won't believe the picture that's coming up on my screen. | 1.2193 | 0.04273 | 114 | 91 | 21 | 2 |
1392 | Don't let them in! Remember what happened last time? | 1.2193 | 0.04622 | 114 | 93 | 17 | 4 |
1393 | Honey, are you giving me the cold shoulder? | 1.2193 | 0.04451 | 114 | 92 | 19 | 3 |
1394 | When I ordered 100 Frostys from Wendy’s, this was not what I meant. | 1.2193 | 0.04451 | 114 | 92 | 19 | 3 |
1395 | Thumpety thump thump. THUMPETY THUMP THUMP. | 1.2193 | 0.04273 | 114 | 91 | 21 | 2 |
1396 | Oh great, that Peeping Tom snowman gang is back. Ever since one of them heard you say it was time for some serious plowing… | 1.2193 | 0.04273 | 114 | 91 | 21 | 2 |
1397 | Honey, please tell them we are out of carrots. | 1.2193 | 0.04787 | 114 | 94 | 15 | 5 |
1398 | Whoa! Someone named Frosty just placed a huge stocking cap order on your Etsy page! | 1.2193 | 0.04181 | 114 | 93 | 18 | 3 |
1399 | Sigh--I'll call Calvin's parents in the morning. | 1.2193 | 0.04787 | 114 | 94 | 15 | 5 |
1400 | Ignore them. They'll be gone with the first thaw. | 1.2193 | 0.04787 | 114 | 94 | 15 | 5 |
1401 | Our new neighbor Calvin seems nice. | 1.2193 | 0.04622 | 114 | 93 | 17 | 4 |
1402 | OK. So far I've got milk, eggs, bread and yarn. Anything else? | 1.2193 | 0.04622 | 114 | 93 | 17 | 4 |
1403 | I thought you had him neutered. | 1.2193 | 0.04946 | 114 | 95 | 13 | 6 |
1404 | I don't think they have any intention of melting away. | 1.2193 | 0.04451 | 114 | 92 | 19 | 3 |
1405 | Like many, Janet pitied the horde of man-eating snowmen, who were born without mouths. | 1.2193 | 0.04622 | 114 | 93 | 17 | 4 |
1406 | I can't pull the wool over their eyes, honey | 1.2193 | 0.04787 | 114 | 94 | 15 | 5 |
1407 | If you let them in they'll just melt all over the house | 1.2193 | 0.04622 | 114 | 93 | 17 | 4 |
1408 | Winter is here. | 1.2193 | 0.04451 | 114 | 92 | 19 | 3 |
1409 | We're going to need more yarn. | 1.2193 | 0.04273 | 114 | 91 | 21 | 2 |
1410 | We have the chill part down, now we want the Netflix | 1.2193 | 0.04946 | 114 | 95 | 13 | 6 |
1411 | Now I know what happened to our carrots. | 1.2193 | 0.04787 | 114 | 94 | 15 | 5 |
1412 | I wonder what this button does. | 1.2193 | 0.04946 | 114 | 95 | 13 | 6 |
1413 | They ask if you could make them mittens too | 1.2193 | 0.04451 | 114 | 92 | 19 | 3 |
1414 | Oh, don't worry about them. They'll be gone by spring. | 1.2190 | 0.04876 | 105 | 86 | 15 | 4 |
1415 | Just keep knitting! I'm ordering more yarn now! | 1.2182 | 0.04357 | 110 | 88 | 20 | 2 |
1416 | Would you mind closing the drapes. I feel like someone is watching us. | 1.2182 | 0.04545 | 110 | 89 | 18 | 3 |
1417 | Let them eat ice cream cake. | 1.2182 | 0.04357 | 110 | 88 | 20 | 2 |
1418 | Suddenly, the 24 carrot wedding band she dreamed of appeared. | 1.2182 | 0.04725 | 110 | 90 | 16 | 4 |
1419 | Knit faster. There's more snow coming. | 1.2182 | 0.04725 | 110 | 90 | 16 | 4 |
1420 | For some reason Prime is out of carrots. | 1.2179 | 0.05668 | 78 | 64 | 11 | 3 |
1421 | Who else did you tell about our Disney plus subscription | 1.2174 | 0.04240 | 115 | 92 | 21 | 2 |
1422 | I tweeted about your scarves | 1.2174 | 0.04585 | 115 | 94 | 17 | 4 |
1423 | You’re not really from New Jersey, are you, Elsa? | 1.2174 | 0.04749 | 115 | 95 | 15 | 5 |
1424 | I decided to have some fun clearing the driveway. | 1.2174 | 0.04240 | 115 | 92 | 21 | 2 |
1425 | Do you really think anyone cares about global warming? | 1.2174 | 0.04240 | 115 | 92 | 21 | 2 |
1426 | We choose to go to the sixth floor! | 1.2162 | 0.05023 | 111 | 93 | 12 | 6 |
1427 | Laundry day?’ | 1.2162 | 0.05023 | 111 | 93 | 12 | 6 |
1428 | It says here that once they have hats or scarves, the desire for mittens becomes instinctual. | 1.2162 | 0.04858 | 111 | 92 | 14 | 5 |
1429 | Don't worry. It's supposed to be 46 degrees tomorrow. | 1.2162 | 0.04858 | 111 | 92 | 14 | 5 |
1430 | David, get the salt. | 1.2162 | 0.04686 | 111 | 91 | 16 | 4 |
1431 | I told you not to feed them." | 1.2162 | 0.04686 | 111 | 91 | 16 | 4 |
1432 | Weather channel says it will be very Frosty... | 1.2162 | 0.04858 | 111 | 92 | 14 | 5 |
1433 | Knit faster, darling--made of snow but even children know how they came to life one day--and they need their hats and scarves. | 1.2162 | 0.04508 | 111 | 90 | 18 | 3 |
1434 | Quick, try corncobpipes.com. | 1.2162 | 0.04508 | 111 | 90 | 18 | 3 |
1435 | Amazon says the snowmen weren't supposed to be delivered until tomorrow. Huh. | 1.2162 | 0.04508 | 111 | 90 | 18 | 3 |
1436 | It might have been a mistake to let Frosty melt. | 1.2162 | 0.04508 | 111 | 90 | 18 | 3 |
1437 | Windows update: frozen. | 1.2162 | 0.04508 | 111 | 90 | 18 | 3 |
1438 | It's their globe, we just live in it. | 1.2162 | 0.04686 | 111 | 91 | 16 | 4 |
1439 | The article you are writing on global warming is making them nervous. | 1.2162 | 0.04686 | 111 | 91 | 16 | 4 |
1440 | Now they want nose warmers. | 1.2162 | 0.04322 | 111 | 89 | 20 | 2 |
1441 | Yes, they’re cold, but remember what happened last year when we let them in... | 1.2162 | 0.04508 | 111 | 90 | 18 | 3 |
1442 | Do you know where the corncob pipe is? | 1.2162 | 0.04858 | 111 | 92 | 14 | 5 |
1443 | I told you honey, if you knit for one, you'll have to knit for all. | 1.2162 | 0.05023 | 111 | 93 | 12 | 6 |
1444 | According to Etsy, you're an influencer. | 1.2162 | 0.04508 | 111 | 90 | 18 | 3 |
1445 | They want to know what the forecast is. | 1.2162 | 0.04686 | 111 | 91 | 16 | 4 |
1446 | No silly! We don’t build walls to keep out white people! | 1.2162 | 0.05023 | 111 | 93 | 12 | 6 |
1447 | I told you to just go to the store for that carrot. | 1.2162 | 0.04858 | 111 | 92 | 14 | 5 |
1448 | It says here we're supposed to holler STOP! | 1.2162 | 0.04686 | 111 | 91 | 16 | 4 |
1449 | Appropriately so or not, I’ve just found the best carrot cake recipe. | 1.2162 | 0.04686 | 111 | 91 | 16 | 4 |
1450 | With eyes of coal the snowmen watched silently, as Bob ordered an overnight shipment of knit scarves and caps, instead of the buttons for mouths they so desperately needed. | 1.2162 | 0.04686 | 111 | 91 | 16 | 4 |
1451 | Peeping Frosties. | 1.2162 | 0.05184 | 111 | 94 | 10 | 7 |
1452 | Really my dear, if you've seen one snowman you've seen them all. | 1.2162 | 0.04686 | 111 | 91 | 16 | 4 |
1453 | You dress one, you dress them all. | 1.2162 | 0.04322 | 111 | 89 | 20 | 2 |
1454 | Do you think they’re here about the room listing? | 1.2162 | 0.04858 | 111 | 92 | 14 | 5 |
1455 | Careful, Janey. Cooler heads always prevail. | 1.2162 | 0.04686 | 111 | 91 | 16 | 4 |
1456 | Honey, your Amazon packages are here. | 1.2162 | 0.05339 | 111 | 95 | 8 | 8 |
1457 | You keep knitting, I'll run out for some more carrots. | 1.2162 | 0.04322 | 111 | 89 | 20 | 2 |
1458 | ...swipe right means no, right? | 1.2162 | 0.04686 | 111 | 91 | 16 | 4 |
1459 | I told you. You knit for one, you knit for all. | 1.2162 | 0.05184 | 111 | 94 | 10 | 7 |
1460 | The new neighbors are awfully nosy, aren't they? | 1.2162 | 0.04858 | 111 | 92 | 14 | 5 |
1461 | You'd better pick up the pace. It's supposed to snow all week. | 1.2162 | 0.04686 | 111 | 91 | 16 | 4 |
1462 | On second thought, I think I will stay | 1.2162 | 0.04508 | 111 | 90 | 18 | 3 |
1463 | Snowpocalypse? I wouldn't worry...the weatherman is usually wrong. | 1.2162 | 0.05023 | 111 | 93 | 12 | 6 |
1464 | Now will you admit you've got the thermostat to low? | 1.2162 | 0.04686 | 111 | 91 | 16 | 4 |
1465 | It's like they never saw porn before. | 1.2162 | 0.04858 | 111 | 92 | 14 | 5 |
1466 | I guess Freddie's been out long enough. | 1.2162 | 0.04686 | 111 | 91 | 16 | 4 |
1467 | There must have been some magic in those hats you knit somehow. | 1.2162 | 0.04508 | 111 | 90 | 18 | 3 |
1468 | Honey, does it look frosty out there? | 1.2162 | 0.04508 | 111 | 90 | 18 | 3 |
1469 | These “Frozen II” advertisements are getting ridiculous. | 1.2162 | 0.05339 | 111 | 95 | 8 | 8 |
1470 | I told you it's freezing in here. | 1.2162 | 0.04686 | 111 | 91 | 16 | 4 |
1471 | This, could fill up our pool! | 1.2162 | 0.05023 | 111 | 93 | 12 | 6 |
1472 | By the way: Did you add the carrots to the soup? | 1.2162 | 0.05023 | 111 | 93 | 12 | 6 |
1473 | you shouldn't have posted that pic of you knitting a woolly hat | 1.2162 | 0.05184 | 111 | 94 | 10 | 7 |
1474 | We really have to stop playing “Baby It’s Cold Outside.” | 1.2162 | 0.04858 | 111 | 92 | 14 | 5 |
1475 | I'm organizing a Facebook group impacted by the existential threat from climate change," dear, "and they were the first to show-up. | 1.2162 | 0.04322 | 111 | 89 | 20 | 2 |
1476 | I always wondered what they meant by, 'snow anomalies'. | 1.2162 | 0.04508 | 111 | 90 | 18 | 3 |
1477 | I know what happened to all those carrots the Bunny Rabbit stole last Easter. | 1.2162 | 0.05023 | 111 | 93 | 12 | 6 |
1478 | Don't worry, it's just a few friends wanting to chill. | 1.2162 | 0.04508 | 111 | 90 | 18 | 3 |
1479 | Your applicants for the Frosty position have arrived,dear. | 1.2162 | 0.04686 | 111 | 91 | 16 | 4 |
1480 | It says here that they won't attack unless they're cornered. | 1.2162 | 0.04686 | 111 | 91 | 16 | 4 |
1481 | You can stop knitting. I ordered them all online. | 1.2162 | 0.04686 | 111 | 91 | 16 | 4 |
1482 | I know they're cold, but if we let them in it'll be assisted suicide." | 1.2162 | 0.04858 | 111 | 92 | 14 | 5 |
1483 | Perhaps they heard you were frigid. | 1.2162 | 0.04858 | 111 | 92 | 14 | 5 |
1484 | they need more hats | 1.2162 | 0.05023 | 111 | 93 | 12 | 6 |
1485 | This year’s Christmas carolers are a bit too woke. | 1.2162 | 0.04322 | 111 | 89 | 20 | 2 |
1486 | The real world is over rated | 1.2162 | 0.04858 | 111 | 92 | 14 | 5 |
1487 | They're back. | 1.2162 | 0.05023 | 111 | 93 | 12 | 6 |
1488 | I thought I just hit "order" once. | 1.2162 | 0.04508 | 111 | 90 | 18 | 3 |
1489 | Carolers? In this weather? | 1.2162 | 0.04508 | 111 | 90 | 18 | 3 |
1490 | So much for his promise to keep secret who knitted his scarf and put it on him. | 1.2162 | 0.05023 | 111 | 93 | 12 | 6 |
1491 | There’s no zombies like snow zombies. Like snow zombies I know | 1.2162 | 0.04686 | 111 | 91 | 16 | 4 |
1492 | Oh, that's just my new therapy group called "Climate Change: How To Avoid a Meltdown" | 1.2162 | 0.05023 | 111 | 93 | 12 | 6 |
1493 | ... and you say these snowmen are trying to tell you about global warming? | 1.2162 | 0.04686 | 111 | 91 | 16 | 4 |
1494 | Will it take the pressure off if I order 10,000 stocking caps through Amazon? | 1.2162 | 0.04858 | 111 | 92 | 14 | 5 |
1495 | No, no -- you're confusing weather with climate. | 1.2162 | 0.04686 | 111 | 91 | 16 | 4 |
1496 | I told you not to kick over that snowman! | 1.2162 | 0.04508 | 111 | 90 | 18 | 3 |
1497 | It's an infrostation! | 1.2162 | 0.04508 | 111 | 90 | 18 | 3 |
1498 | I told you not to turn the heat down that low. | 1.2162 | 0.04322 | 111 | 89 | 20 | 2 |
1499 | They're unionizing. | 1.2162 | 0.04686 | 111 | 91 | 16 | 4 |
1500 | Oh no, I think Frosty saw us on the couch last night. | 1.2162 | 0.05023 | 111 | 93 | 12 | 6 |
1501 | I told you not to eat the carrot cake. | 1.2162 | 0.05184 | 111 | 94 | 10 | 7 |
1502 | FEMA advises that we salt all access points to our home. | 1.2162 | 0.04128 | 111 | 88 | 22 | 1 |
1503 | Chill Crystal, don't take the icy stares personally. | 1.2162 | 0.04858 | 111 | 92 | 14 | 5 |
1504 | It says here, they're Zombie snowmen for Trump | 1.2162 | 0.05023 | 111 | 93 | 12 | 6 |
1505 | I told you not to start with the hats. | 1.2162 | 0.04686 | 111 | 91 | 16 | 4 |
1506 | You need to knit more hats and scarves. | 1.2162 | 0.04322 | 111 | 89 | 20 | 2 |
1507 | They're a part of the 'Million Snowman March' . | 1.2157 | 0.05144 | 102 | 85 | 12 | 5 |
1508 | "You're just jealous, saying my followers won't last." | 1.2150 | 0.04974 | 107 | 89 | 13 | 5 |
1509 | Every young boy has his fazes. I'll order more yarn. | 1.2143 | 0.04648 | 112 | 92 | 16 | 4 |
1510 | I told you...if you make them hats, they’ll never go away. | 1.2143 | 0.04288 | 112 | 90 | 20 | 2 |
1511 | Of course they are upset. Border Patrol locked up all their children, Trump wants to negotiate a trade agreement with the North Pole, and with the failure of addressing climate change they will be nothing but puddles. | 1.2143 | 0.04818 | 112 | 93 | 14 | 5 |
1512 | Well you should’ve known he’d post a pic of that scarf you knitted only for him. | 1.2143 | 0.04648 | 112 | 92 | 16 | 4 |
1513 | I think our kid's trying to tell us something. | 1.2143 | 0.04288 | 112 | 90 | 20 | 2 |
1514 | First hats, now scarves. Draw the line, or they'll be coming around 'til spring. | 1.2143 | 0.04472 | 112 | 91 | 18 | 3 |
1515 | Been there. | 1.2124 | 0.04611 | 113 | 93 | 16 | 4 |
1516 | I think word has gotten out about your climate change skepticism... | 1.2121 | 0.04821 | 99 | 81 | 15 | 3 |
1517 | Dave, do we have flood insurance? | 1.2121 | 0.05030 | 99 | 82 | 13 | 4 |
1518 | Are you shopping today? We're running low on carrots. | 1.2115 | 0.04464 | 104 | 84 | 18 | 2 |
1519 | Be right back, just going to check on last years New Years resolutions! | 1.2110 | 0.05061 | 109 | 92 | 11 | 6 |
1520 | The neighbors bought too many carrots again. | 1.2110 | 0.04713 | 109 | 90 | 15 | 4 |
1521 | But the fire is so delightful. | 1.2110 | 0.05061 | 109 | 92 | 11 | 6 |
1522 | Say, what's in this drink? | 1.2110 | 0.04713 | 109 | 90 | 15 | 4 |
1523 | Billy needs more friends, honey. | 1.2110 | 0.04337 | 109 | 88 | 19 | 2 |
1524 | Have you been trolling the snowman dating site again? | 1.2110 | 0.04890 | 109 | 91 | 13 | 5 |
1525 | Here it is, knitting stocking caps is aka warmth porn for snowmen. | 1.2110 | 0.04137 | 109 | 87 | 21 | 1 |
1526 | Sorry. I meant to swipe left. | 1.2110 | 0.04713 | 109 | 90 | 15 | 4 |
1527 | He's still coming around to the idea of a new step-mom. | 1.2110 | 0.04529 | 109 | 89 | 17 | 3 |
1528 | The irony now that you’ve made all those hats is that tomorrow’s forecast is sunny and 60. | 1.2110 | 0.04890 | 109 | 91 | 13 | 5 |
1529 | You set out one scarf, and they all come running. | 1.2110 | 0.04137 | 109 | 87 | 21 | 1 |
1530 | The curtains really add to the painting | 1.2110 | 0.04890 | 109 | 91 | 13 | 5 |
1531 | They've heard we have AC | 1.2110 | 0.05061 | 109 | 92 | 11 | 6 |
1532 | Yes, it’s not the zombie apocalypse we expected. | 1.2110 | 0.05061 | 109 | 92 | 11 | 6 |
1533 | Words out that we got a snowblower | 1.2110 | 0.04529 | 109 | 89 | 17 | 3 |
1534 | Are they still here? Show them your carrot cake recipe. | 1.2110 | 0.04713 | 109 | 90 | 15 | 4 |
1535 | Honey, is it Christmas or Halloween? | 1.2110 | 0.04713 | 109 | 90 | 15 | 4 |
1536 | They're asking us to reduce our carbon footprint, dear. | 1.2110 | 0.04890 | 109 | 91 | 13 | 5 |
1537 | Do you have a moment to hear about our Lord and savior, Freezus? | 1.2110 | 0.04713 | 109 | 90 | 15 | 4 |
1538 | Oooops, looks like Craig’s List made a typo in our “Snow blower for hire” ad. | 1.2110 | 0.04529 | 109 | 89 | 17 | 3 |
1539 | It was just too much to shovel. | 1.2110 | 0.04529 | 109 | 89 | 17 | 3 |
1540 | They have the wrong country; Greta Thunberg lives in Sweden. | 1.2110 | 0.04713 | 109 | 90 | 15 | 4 |
1541 | Gee, there’s really no such thing as privacy any more. | 1.2110 | 0.04713 | 109 | 90 | 15 | 4 |
1542 | Winterfell is coming ! | 1.2110 | 0.04890 | 109 | 91 | 13 | 5 |
1543 | See? Climate change IS a hoax. | 1.2110 | 0.04890 | 109 | 91 | 13 | 5 |
1544 | It's the dreaded Nor'easter flash mob. | 1.2110 | 0.04890 | 109 | 91 | 13 | 5 |
1545 | The forecast calls for sun tomorrow--looks like this will sort itself out. | 1.2110 | 0.04529 | 109 | 89 | 17 | 3 |
1546 | Yes, carrot cake WAS my idea | 1.2110 | 0.04529 | 109 | 89 | 17 | 3 |
1547 | It says they're Arctic refugees seeking asylum in our freezers. | 1.2110 | 0.04890 | 109 | 91 | 13 | 5 |
1548 | You’re killing them with kind knits. | 1.2110 | 0.04713 | 109 | 90 | 15 | 4 |
1549 | Knit faster dear, they look angry! | 1.2110 | 0.04529 | 109 | 89 | 17 | 3 |
1550 | Withdrawing from the Paris Agreement is hardly the end of the world. | 1.2110 | 0.04337 | 109 | 88 | 19 | 2 |
1551 | You don't joke about Frosty on Twitter. | 1.2110 | 0.04713 | 109 | 90 | 15 | 4 |
1552 | I used to think it was creepy, but now I think I’ll miss them when spring comes around. | 1.2110 | 0.04337 | 109 | 88 | 19 | 2 |
1553 | I told you the Frosty apocalypse was coming. | 1.2110 | 0.04529 | 109 | 89 | 17 | 3 |
1554 | When you realize you're not in the top three of the New Yorker Caption Contest and your wife isn't interested. | 1.2110 | 0.04529 | 109 | 89 | 17 | 3 |
1555 | Maybe it's the light. Like with moths. | 1.2110 | 0.04529 | 109 | 89 | 17 | 3 |
1556 | There is currently a more pressing issue than your Facebook following. | 1.2110 | 0.04529 | 109 | 89 | 17 | 3 |
1557 | That's it,we're calling the neighborhood watch! The peeping tom situation has gotten out of control! | 1.2110 | 0.04337 | 109 | 88 | 19 | 2 |
1558 | Well it does explain why I couldn't get carrots at the store! | 1.2110 | 0.04890 | 109 | 91 | 13 | 5 |
1559 | Maybe you shouldn't have let Billy put that hat you made on his snowman | 1.2110 | 0.04238 | 109 | 90 | 16 | 3 |
1560 | Yeah, they migrate. Don't worry, they tend to be gone by March. | 1.2110 | 0.04337 | 109 | 88 | 19 | 2 |
1561 | Remember when you backed the car into that snowman.... | 1.2110 | 0.03926 | 109 | 86 | 23 | 0 |
1562 | There must have been some magic in those carrots you threw in the compost. | 1.2110 | 0.03817 | 109 | 88 | 20 | 1 |
1563 | You should have seen last week's crowd when I made carrot soup. | 1.2110 | 0.04337 | 109 | 88 | 19 | 2 |
1564 | Have you spotted the panda yet? | 1.2110 | 0.04890 | 109 | 91 | 13 | 5 |
1565 | Honey, can you please finish that last hat, they're looking a little impatient out there | 1.2110 | 0.04529 | 109 | 89 | 17 | 3 |
1566 | Darling, would you please turn up the heat? | 1.2110 | 0.04529 | 109 | 89 | 17 | 3 |
1567 | Another attempt to convince us global warming is real.. | 1.2110 | 0.04529 | 109 | 89 | 17 | 3 |
1568 | They followed me home. Can we keep them? | 1.2110 | 0.04137 | 109 | 87 | 21 | 1 |
1569 | They’re just a bunch of snowflakes protesting against climate change. | 1.2110 | 0.05061 | 109 | 92 | 11 | 6 |
1570 | Turn on the heater. | 1.2110 | 0.04529 | 109 | 89 | 17 | 3 |
1571 | It says online they'll be gone by Spring. | 1.2110 | 0.04529 | 109 | 89 | 17 | 3 |
1572 | I need to knit a few more caps | 1.2110 | 0.04529 | 109 | 89 | 17 | 3 |
1573 | I told you this would happen if you fed that snowman. | 1.2110 | 0.05061 | 109 | 92 | 11 | 6 |
1574 | What I don't get is how they reproduce when there are no snow women. | 1.2110 | 0.04713 | 109 | 90 | 15 | 4 |
1575 | Honey, get the blow-heater out! | 1.2110 | 0.04529 | 109 | 89 | 17 | 3 |
1576 | I agree our Etsy business is booming now, but somehow I don't think it's sustainable. | 1.2110 | 0.04529 | 109 | 89 | 17 | 3 |
1577 | there's a global warming protest tonite | 1.2110 | 0.04890 | 109 | 91 | 13 | 5 |
1578 | Amazon says 50 per order | 1.2110 | 0.04890 | 109 | 91 | 13 | 5 |
1579 | Frosty's on the tube at 8pm tonight | 1.2110 | 0.04337 | 109 | 88 | 19 | 2 |
1580 | According to Google, you shouldn't feed them. | 1.2110 | 0.04890 | 109 | 91 | 13 | 5 |
1581 | That's going to be a mess in the morning. | 1.2110 | 0.04713 | 109 | 90 | 15 | 4 |
1582 | Sure does look cozy in there, mind if we precip our way in? | 1.2110 | 0.05061 | 109 | 92 | 11 | 6 |
1583 | No two are alike you know. | 1.2110 | 0.04529 | 109 | 89 | 17 | 3 |
1584 | Honey, you ought to recheck our on-line order for a snowman. | 1.2110 | 0.04713 | 109 | 90 | 15 | 4 |
1585 | Quick, ask google, what do snowmen eat? | 1.2110 | 0.04529 | 109 | 89 | 17 | 3 |
1586 | Snow White Nationalists. | 1.2110 | 0.04890 | 109 | 91 | 13 | 5 |
1587 | It says here that due to climate change unusual winter conditions will likely occur. | 1.2110 | 0.04713 | 109 | 90 | 15 | 4 |
1588 | Now everybody wants a hand knit scarf. | 1.2110 | 0.04890 | 109 | 91 | 13 | 5 |
1589 | The Weather Channel is calling for a wintry mix.” | 1.2110 | 0.04529 | 109 | 89 | 17 | 3 |
1590 | Honey, if you're going to make one of them a scarf, you gotta do the rest it's only fair. | 1.2110 | 0.04529 | 109 | 89 | 17 | 3 |
1591 | You brought this on yourself. | 1.2110 | 0.04337 | 109 | 88 | 19 | 2 |
1592 | Global warming must be getting really bad if they want to come inside. | 1.2110 | 0.04713 | 109 | 90 | 15 | 4 |
1593 | It’s a gang of carolers. | 1.2110 | 0.04890 | 109 | 91 | 13 | 5 |
1594 | Amazon Prime had a sale. | 1.2110 | 0.04529 | 109 | 89 | 17 | 3 |
1595 | If you wait for the Spring thaw, you won’t have to knit any more hats. | 1.2110 | 0.04713 | 109 | 90 | 15 | 4 |
1596 | Should we invite them in for some hot cocoa, dear? | 1.2110 | 0.04713 | 109 | 90 | 15 | 4 |
1597 | I told you … if you knitted one a hat, all of them would want one. | 1.2110 | 0.04529 | 109 | 89 | 17 | 3 |
1598 | Honey, the kids are home. | 1.2110 | 0.04713 | 109 | 90 | 15 | 4 |
1599 | Feel like I'm getting a cold stare | 1.2110 | 0.04529 | 109 | 89 | 17 | 3 |
1600 | Looks like your getting a response for your snowman casting call | 1.2110 | 0.04337 | 109 | 88 | 19 | 2 |
1601 | Honey, I told you, knit one a scarf and they'll keep coming back. | 1.2110 | 0.04337 | 109 | 88 | 19 | 2 |
1602 | Dinner? I'm thinking carrots, cooked over a coal fire. | 1.2110 | 0.04713 | 109 | 90 | 15 | 4 |
1603 | Ignore them. They never call first. | 1.2110 | 0.04713 | 109 | 90 | 15 | 4 |
1604 | Don't worry, Honey, it's just his base coming back from one of those patriotic gatherings. | 1.2110 | 0.04529 | 109 | 89 | 17 | 3 |
1605 | Your ex-husband posted a Frosty lookalike contest on Twitter. | 1.2110 | 0.04529 | 109 | 89 | 17 | 3 |
1606 | Where did you say you got those carrots from again? | 1.2110 | 0.04713 | 109 | 90 | 15 | 4 |
1607 | I told them I needed some SHOWMEN for the Christmas play! | 1.2110 | 0.04529 | 109 | 89 | 17 | 3 |
1608 | Joe, I think they're hungry. | 1.2110 | 0.04890 | 109 | 91 | 13 | 5 |
1609 | How could I have known the scarf I made last week would end up on a snowman influencer? | 1.2110 | 0.04890 | 109 | 91 | 13 | 5 |
1610 | I warned you they’d be back for mittens. | 1.2110 | 0.04529 | 109 | 89 | 17 | 3 |
1611 | Well, it’s certainly not the diversity committee. | 1.2110 | 0.04337 | 109 | 88 | 19 | 2 |
1612 | I thought they just melted into the ground and stayed there. | 1.2110 | 0.04337 | 109 | 88 | 19 | 2 |
1613 | Well, it is better than zombies. They melt away in the spring. | 1.2110 | 0.04529 | 109 | 89 | 17 | 3 |
1614 | We would like to discuss your carbon footprint. | 1.2110 | 0.04529 | 109 | 89 | 17 | 3 |
1615 | I need to unfriend the snowflakes in my friends list. | 1.2110 | 0.05061 | 109 | 92 | 11 | 6 |
1616 | I'm loosening up our privacy settings a little bit. | 1.2110 | 0.04529 | 109 | 89 | 17 | 3 |
1617 | It's looking very Frosty outside tonight. | 1.2110 | 0.04337 | 109 | 88 | 19 | 2 |
1618 | Siri, what's the best way to kill a snowman? | 1.2110 | 0.04137 | 109 | 87 | 21 | 1 |
1619 | Good news, dear. Tomorrow's forecast is unseasonably warm." | 1.2110 | 0.04529 | 109 | 89 | 17 | 3 |
1620 | That carrot juice cleanse doesn't seem so great now. | 1.2110 | 0.04529 | 109 | 89 | 17 | 3 |
1621 | Stay calm--remember what we learned in elf-defense training. | 1.2110 | 0.04713 | 109 | 90 | 15 | 4 |
1622 | You think that's creepy, wait 'til you go in the bedroom. | 1.2110 | 0.05061 | 109 | 92 | 11 | 6 |
1623 | They like the heat -- this generation's will to live is not good. | 1.2110 | 0.04890 | 109 | 91 | 13 | 5 |
1624 | Yes he's coming out to play | 1.2110 | 0.04890 | 109 | 91 | 13 | 5 |
1625 | Sorry to be THAT guy, honey, but I can't see a sustainable future for your business model. | 1.2095 | 0.05008 | 105 | 88 | 12 | 5 |
1626 | I thought the climate change rally was scheduled for next week. | 1.2095 | 0.04214 | 105 | 84 | 20 | 1 |
1627 | Climate change is a serious problem for us, a matter of survival for them. | 1.2095 | 0.04628 | 105 | 86 | 16 | 3 |
1628 | I'm kinda busy Susan... | 1.2091 | 0.04674 | 110 | 91 | 15 | 4 |
1629 | No. It’s not the wind. | 1.2091 | 0.04492 | 110 | 90 | 17 | 3 |
1630 | Ignore them. | 1.2091 | 0.04674 | 110 | 91 | 15 | 4 |
1631 | No way. The last time we invited them inside they had a total meltdown. | 1.2091 | 0.04492 | 110 | 90 | 17 | 3 |
1632 | It's your turn to close the curtains. | 1.2091 | 0.04302 | 110 | 89 | 19 | 2 |
1633 | So I guess my open casting call for The Iceman Cometh went out today. | 1.2075 | 0.04965 | 106 | 89 | 12 | 5 |
1634 | Don't worry--just wait until the sun comes out | 1.2075 | 0.04179 | 106 | 85 | 20 | 1 |
1635 | Don’t worry, they’ll be gone by Spring.” | 1.2075 | 0.04589 | 106 | 87 | 16 | 3 |
1636 | Says here Greta Thunberg recently gave a speech in the north pole. | 1.2075 | 0.04780 | 106 | 88 | 14 | 4 |
1637 | Yeah, I forgot to refill Junior's Ritalin prescription. Why do you ask? | 1.2075 | 0.05314 | 106 | 91 | 8 | 7 |
1638 | I don't care what FOX news says, the climate really has become passive aggressive. | 1.2075 | 0.04388 | 106 | 86 | 18 | 2 |
1639 | Oh well the weather outside must be frightful! | 1.2075 | 0.04780 | 106 | 88 | 14 | 4 |
1640 | Brrrr, a frozen flash mob ⛄️ | 1.2075 | 0.04388 | 106 | 86 | 18 | 2 |
1641 | Are you sure we're the only ones who have Netflix in the area? | 1.2075 | 0.04388 | 106 | 86 | 18 | 2 |
1642 | They upgraded our order from snow cones to snow clones. | 1.2075 | 0.04179 | 106 | 85 | 20 | 1 |
1643 | Ah, Je-snow-vah Witnesses | 1.2075 | 0.04589 | 106 | 87 | 16 | 3 |
1644 | You tell them global warming isn’t a real threat. | 1.2075 | 0.04780 | 106 | 88 | 14 | 4 |
1645 | I miss the time when the snow came down as flakes, and you had to make you're own snowman. | 1.2075 | 0.04388 | 106 | 86 | 18 | 2 |
1646 | I warned you he would tell his friends about that scarf you made him. | 1.2075 | 0.04388 | 106 | 86 | 18 | 2 |
1647 | Tell them we can't do anything about global warming. | 1.2075 | 0.04589 | 106 | 87 | 16 | 3 |
1648 | They're coming to get you Barbara ... | 1.2075 | 0.04780 | 106 | 88 | 14 | 4 |
1649 | I have the diversity committee meeting on my calendar for next week. | 1.2075 | 0.04965 | 106 | 89 | 12 | 5 |
1650 | Better to be the inside looking out than the other way around, right? | 1.2075 | 0.04589 | 106 | 87 | 16 | 3 |
1651 | They all want a bedtime story on climate change. | 1.2075 | 0.04965 | 106 | 89 | 12 | 5 |
1652 | It looks like the neighbors were in our garden picking their noses. | 1.2075 | 0.04780 | 106 | 88 | 14 | 4 |
1653 | OK Maryanne....I'll take down those Halloween photos of you in the sexy snowgirl costume.... | 1.2075 | 0.04780 | 106 | 88 | 14 | 4 |
1654 | I think they realized the fallacy in saying you would listen to their demands, but you never gave them mouths | 1.2075 | 0.04589 | 106 | 87 | 16 | 3 |
1655 | Most of these reviews recommend just getting one with 9.6 cubic feet of capacity. Why? | 1.2075 | 0.04388 | 106 | 86 | 18 | 2 |
1656 | Now bring us some figgy pudding...we won't go until we get some. | 1.2075 | 0.04780 | 106 | 88 | 14 | 4 |
1657 | Well if you stop knitting them honey, maybe cooler heads will prevail. | 1.2075 | 0.04965 | 106 | 89 | 12 | 5 |
1658 | But according to this, they're not ALLOWED to accept tips. | 1.2075 | 0.04965 | 106 | 89 | 12 | 5 |
1659 | After years of suppression, the newly self-aware snowpeople revolted against humanity with the aid of their President, Frosty. | 1.2075 | 0.04965 | 106 | 89 | 12 | 5 |
1660 | Honey, dial 911-ho-ho-ho STAT | 1.2075 | 0.04388 | 106 | 86 | 18 | 2 |
1661 | You've been reading too much Calvin and Hobbes. | 1.2075 | 0.04589 | 106 | 87 | 16 | 3 |
1662 | We can't just leave them out in the cold. | 1.2075 | 0.04388 | 106 | 86 | 18 | 2 |
1663 | If you’re going to knit, don’t forget to shut the curtains. | 1.2075 | 0.04780 | 106 | 88 | 14 | 4 |
1664 | I’m ‘Googling’ ‘snowmen grievances’ right now. | 1.2075 | 0.04388 | 106 | 86 | 18 | 2 |
1665 | Alexa, release the boiling cauldron. | 1.2075 | 0.04965 | 106 | 89 | 12 | 5 |
1666 | Says here tonight's a killing frost. | 1.2075 | 0.04780 | 106 | 88 | 14 | 4 |
1667 | Come back with a warrant. | 1.2075 | 0.04780 | 106 | 88 | 14 | 4 |
1668 | As I warned you, "Knit it and they will come." | 1.2075 | 0.04589 | 106 | 87 | 16 | 3 |
1669 | Just four more caps and they'll go away. | 1.2075 | 0.04965 | 106 | 89 | 12 | 5 |
1670 | John, remember how I made that scarf for your snowman? Apparently he's got friends. | 1.2075 | 0.04388 | 106 | 86 | 18 | 2 |
1671 | No really, sing 'Do you want to build a snowman?' one more time. | 1.2075 | 0.04589 | 106 | 87 | 16 | 3 |
1672 | I'm going to go ahead and do the 1 day shipping on that snow plow. | 1.2075 | 0.04388 | 106 | 86 | 18 | 2 |
1673 | You asked what I'm watching. I'm streaming Frosty online. | 1.2075 | 0.04589 | 106 | 87 | 16 | 3 |
1674 | Better call your knitting club. | 1.2075 | 0.04780 | 106 | 88 | 14 | 4 |
1675 | Told you they’d be back again someday.” | 1.2075 | 0.04589 | 106 | 87 | 16 | 3 |
1676 | Maybe we should raise the thermostat | 1.2075 | 0.04589 | 106 | 87 | 16 | 3 |
1677 | It seems the only way to stop them is with a bullet to the carrot. | 1.2075 | 0.04965 | 106 | 89 | 12 | 5 |
1678 | Sno-Clones, apparently. | 1.2075 | 0.04388 | 106 | 86 | 18 | 2 |
1679 | No, we’re not interested in hearing the snow men’s rendition of “Baby It’s Cold Outside!” | 1.2075 | 0.04965 | 106 | 89 | 12 | 5 |
1680 | I told you not to knit that first hat. | 1.2075 | 0.04965 | 106 | 89 | 12 | 5 |
1681 | Now their going to put up a wall on the northern border. | 1.2075 | 0.04589 | 106 | 87 | 16 | 3 |
1682 | Look, Harold. Frosty must have arranged another flash mob. | 1.2075 | 0.04179 | 106 | 85 | 20 | 1 |
1683 | The sign said don’t feed the snowmen | 1.2075 | 0.04780 | 106 | 88 | 14 | 4 |
1684 | I feel like I'm in an Alfred Hitchcock movie. | 1.2075 | 0.04388 | 106 | 86 | 18 | 2 |
1685 | Honey...turn the heater up. | 1.2075 | 0.04780 | 106 | 88 | 14 | 4 |
1686 | I warned you all his friends would want their own scarves when they saw the one you knit for him. | 1.2075 | 0.04388 | 106 | 86 | 18 | 2 |
1687 | The weather outside must be frightful. | 1.2075 | 0.04388 | 106 | 86 | 18 | 2 |
1688 | Do they seem abominable to you, honey? | 1.2075 | 0.04589 | 106 | 87 | 16 | 3 |
1689 | I told you giving them legs was a bad idea! | 1.2075 | 0.04780 | 106 | 88 | 14 | 4 |
1690 | Wow, looks like your blog on global warming is getting a lot of attention. | 1.2075 | 0.04780 | 106 | 88 | 14 | 4 |
1691 | Do you want to build some more snowmen? | 1.2075 | 0.04780 | 106 | 88 | 14 | 4 |
1692 | Hey, your post about wanting to melt all Snowmen went viral. | 1.2075 | 0.04179 | 106 | 85 | 20 | 1 |
1693 | Well you asked for 20 carats ... | 1.2075 | 0.04780 | 106 | 88 | 14 | 4 |
1694 | They heard Thunberg's on at six. | 1.2075 | 0.04589 | 106 | 87 | 16 | 3 |
1695 | Those carolers must have been out there for a long time. | 1.2075 | 0.04965 | 106 | 89 | 12 | 5 |
1696 | Turn off the heat; our guests have arrived. | 1.2075 | 0.04965 | 106 | 89 | 12 | 5 |
1697 | I warned you about annoying that kid and his stuffed tiger. | 1.2075 | 0.04965 | 106 | 89 | 12 | 5 |
1698 | You shouldn't have thrown those snowballs | 1.2075 | 0.04589 | 106 | 87 | 16 | 3 |
1699 | From my count, there are still 6 more who need knitted caps. | 1.2075 | 0.04589 | 106 | 87 | 16 | 3 |
1700 | I tried to tell you, knit a hat for one, they are all going to want one. | 1.2075 | 0.04589 | 106 | 87 | 16 | 3 |
1701 | I’m telling you, underneath is a much darker agenda... | 1.2075 | 0.04388 | 106 | 86 | 18 | 2 |
1702 | In the end, the greatest snowball isn't a snowball at all...it's fear. Merry Christmas. | 1.2075 | 0.04780 | 106 | 88 | 14 | 4 |
1703 | It says here that their herding instinct has rarely been observed. | 1.2075 | 0.03958 | 106 | 84 | 22 | 0 |
1704 | I think they want to come in from out of the cold | 1.2075 | 0.04780 | 106 | 88 | 14 | 4 |
1705 | They like to watch. | 1.2075 | 0.04589 | 106 | 87 | 16 | 3 |
1706 | This silly auto correct... I was trying to order a snow-cone machine, not a snow-man one. But damn, Amazon Prime is quick. | 1.2075 | 0.04780 | 106 | 88 | 14 | 4 |
1707 | No, not one silk hat. | 1.2075 | 0.04780 | 106 | 88 | 14 | 4 |
1708 | Honey, do you remember when I told you I heard that voice saying, “knit a scarf and they will come”? | 1.2075 | 0.05143 | 106 | 90 | 10 | 6 |
1709 | Jack Frost must be a polygamist. | 1.2075 | 0.04965 | 106 | 89 | 12 | 5 |
1710 | Oh it’s nothing dear, just another climate change protest. | 1.2075 | 0.04589 | 106 | 87 | 16 | 3 |
1711 | I told you not to knit a scarf for our snowman. Now he's told all his friends! | 1.2075 | 0.04589 | 106 | 87 | 16 | 3 |
1712 | Tell them "Trick or Treat" was in October. | 1.2075 | 0.04780 | 106 | 88 | 14 | 4 |
1713 | The human exhibit is the most popular one at the Snowmantown zoo. | 1.2075 | 0.04780 | 106 | 88 | 14 | 4 |
1714 | Honey, did you actually post ‘Free Snow Blowing’ on Facebook? | 1.2075 | 0.04965 | 106 | 89 | 12 | 5 |
1715 | I told you not to tell them you knit sweaters too. | 1.2075 | 0.04388 | 106 | 86 | 18 | 2 |
1716 | I see that the winter season of 'The Walking Dead' is starting very soon. | 1.2075 | 0.04965 | 106 | 89 | 12 | 5 |
1717 | With spring right around the corner, I told them to come see me about term life insurance. | 1.2075 | 0.04780 | 106 | 88 | 14 | 4 |
1718 | Honey, change the song - they're protesting, "Baby it's Cold Outside" again. | 1.2075 | 0.04179 | 106 | 85 | 20 | 1 |
1719 | Did you mistreat snowmen last year? | 1.2075 | 0.04388 | 106 | 86 | 18 | 2 |
1720 | They've been following me all day, it might be that old silk hat I found. | 1.2075 | 0.04388 | 106 | 86 | 18 | 2 |
1721 | It says here on this site that snowmen appreciate knitted wool underwear more than stocking caps. | 1.2075 | 0.04589 | 106 | 87 | 16 | 3 |
1722 | I don't know about 'frightful,' but the weather outside does have certain macabre overtones. | 1.2075 | 0.04388 | 106 | 86 | 18 | 2 |
1723 | Climate change migration. | 1.2075 | 0.04589 | 106 | 87 | 16 | 3 |
1724 | I’ve just posted a picture of our new walk-in freezer. | 1.2075 | 0.04965 | 106 | 89 | 12 | 5 |
1725 | My screenplay is a cross between "Frosty the Snowman" and "The Walking Dead." It's called "Walking in the Winter Zombieland." | 1.2075 | 0.04589 | 106 | 87 | 16 | 3 |
1726 | So you ate a snow cone in front of the window. Big deal. I'll check.....it......out. OMG! Please tell me it wasn't cherry. | 1.2075 | 0.05314 | 106 | 91 | 8 | 7 |
1727 | We can't ignore these climate refugees forever. | 1.2075 | 0.04589 | 106 | 87 | 16 | 3 |
1728 | Remember earlier when I said I thought I heard "Thumpety thump thump, thumpety thump thump"...? | 1.2075 | 0.04965 | 106 | 89 | 12 | 5 |
1729 | I really don't think the surveillance state is all that bad. | 1.2075 | 0.04780 | 106 | 88 | 14 | 4 |
1730 | I think it's time to return Bill's snowblower. | 1.2072 | 0.04635 | 111 | 92 | 15 | 4 |
1731 | Relax. It's going to be 52 degrees tomorrow. | 1.2062 | 0.04847 | 97 | 80 | 14 | 3 |
1732 | What do you mean 'snow-men'? | 1.2062 | 0.04620 | 97 | 79 | 16 | 2 |
1733 | Night of the frozen dead | 1.2062 | 0.05064 | 97 | 81 | 12 | 4 |
1734 | DT tweets that he'll call them off if we promise him our votes next November. | 1.2062 | 0.04847 | 97 | 80 | 14 | 3 |
1735 | I shouldn't have called Frosty's mom a snowflake on Facebook. | 1.2062 | 0.04620 | 97 | 79 | 16 | 2 |
1736 | Good Evening, Commander. Nice night for a walk. | 1.2056 | 0.04739 | 107 | 89 | 14 | 4 |
1737 | Is he including us on the census? | 1.2056 | 0.04351 | 107 | 87 | 18 | 2 |
1738 | Well, hun, Frosty did say he'd be back again some day. I don't recall that it'd be for more knit scarves. | 1.2056 | 0.04550 | 107 | 88 | 16 | 3 |
1739 | It says here that the weather outside is frightful. | 1.2056 | 0.04351 | 107 | 87 | 18 | 2 |
1740 | They weren't kidding. The weather outside IS frightful! | 1.2056 | 0.04550 | 107 | 88 | 16 | 3 |
1741 | Pause a moment, boys. I heard someone holler stop. | 1.2056 | 0.04351 | 107 | 87 | 18 | 2 |
1742 | Oh come on, it's been months since I backed over his bike, I'm sure he's forgotten all about it. | 1.2056 | 0.04144 | 107 | 86 | 20 | 1 |
1743 | Oh, my! The snowMANity of it all! | 1.2056 | 0.04922 | 107 | 90 | 12 | 5 |
1744 | There must have been some magic in those old silk hats you made. | 1.2056 | 0.04550 | 107 | 88 | 16 | 3 |
1745 | Honey, there's a protest rally against global warming outside. | 1.2056 | 0.04739 | 107 | 89 | 14 | 4 |
1746 | The website says we're not required to open the door during an ICE raid. | 1.2056 | 0.04550 | 107 | 88 | 16 | 3 |
1747 | Ils sont les bonhommes de neiges d'antan. | 1.2056 | 0.04351 | 107 | 87 | 18 | 2 |
1748 | hmmm... technically, these are white men so, technically, this isn’t terrorism | 1.2056 | 0.04550 | 107 | 88 | 16 | 3 |
1749 | No, I don't think you'll have all their hats finished in time. | 1.2056 | 0.04351 | 107 | 87 | 18 | 2 |
1750 | JUST TELL THEM YOU'RE NOT THE GIRL FROM FROZEN 2 | 1.2056 | 0.05098 | 107 | 91 | 10 | 6 |
1751 | They say they are not leaving till they each have a hat and a scarf. | 1.2056 | 0.04351 | 107 | 87 | 18 | 2 |
1752 | I'm surprised there are carolers when it's so cold out. | 1.2056 | 0.04351 | 107 | 87 | 18 | 2 |
1753 | And then as they start to melt, they'll need them in smaller sizes. | 1.2056 | 0.04739 | 107 | 89 | 14 | 4 |
1754 | I think they love your scarf. | 1.2056 | 0.04922 | 107 | 90 | 12 | 5 |
1755 | I think we’re gonna need a bigger elevator. | 1.2054 | 0.04597 | 112 | 93 | 15 | 4 |
1756 | Enough climate change for today? | 1.2039 | 0.04441 | 103 | 84 | 17 | 2 |
1757 | I think I’m going to need more yarn... | 1.2039 | 0.04650 | 103 | 85 | 15 | 3 |
1758 | I've been trying to tell you it's really, really cold in here. | 1.2039 | 0.04441 | 103 | 84 | 17 | 2 |
1759 | I thought carolers needed mouths to sing. | 1.2039 | 0.04851 | 103 | 86 | 13 | 4 |
1760 | Do you see what I see | 1.2039 | 0.04650 | 103 | 85 | 15 | 3 |
1761 | wrong address...the xmas party is next door. | 1.2039 | 0.04441 | 103 | 84 | 17 | 2 |
1762 | Well, at least they don’t have their broomsticks in their hands. | 1.2039 | 0.04441 | 103 | 84 | 17 | 2 |
1763 | Did you leave the gate open? | 1.2039 | 0.04441 | 103 | 84 | 17 | 2 |
1764 | I told you to never use frostythesnowman100 as your password | 1.2039 | 0.04441 | 103 | 84 | 17 | 2 |
1765 | This polar refugee problem is really heating up. | 1.2039 | 0.04851 | 103 | 86 | 13 | 4 |
1766 | Put carrots on the shopping list. | 1.2039 | 0.04851 | 103 | 86 | 13 | 4 |
1767 | Frosty & his family wondered if you could confirm that tomorrow's weather will be in the 60's F and if they could borrow some ice cubes. | 1.2039 | 0.05581 | 103 | 90 | 5 | 8 |
1768 | It says if you hallucinate more than three snowmen to go to the emergency room immediately. | 1.2039 | 0.04441 | 103 | 84 | 17 | 2 |
1769 | Frosty is on in five minutes. | 1.2039 | 0.05043 | 103 | 87 | 11 | 5 |
1770 | The weather site says it'll be in the 70s tomorrow, so they should be gone by noon. | 1.2039 | 0.04650 | 103 | 85 | 15 | 3 |
1771 | I ordered a snow person. Oops I may have ordered a city full. | 1.2039 | 0.04650 | 103 | 85 | 15 | 3 |
1772 | Just more global warming refugees. | 1.2039 | 0.04441 | 103 | 84 | 17 | 2 |
1773 | They said with global warming, they want to come indoors. | 1.2039 | 0.04221 | 103 | 83 | 19 | 1 |
1774 | Don’t worry! Weather calls for 50’s later in morning | 1.2039 | 0.04650 | 103 | 85 | 15 | 3 |
1775 | Santa told us you two are the non-believers | 1.2039 | 0.05228 | 103 | 88 | 9 | 6 |
1776 | I don't think it was a good idea to call those snowmen white trash | 1.2039 | 0.04441 | 103 | 84 | 17 | 2 |
1777 | Yeah, I let the kids finish off the sugar cookies. Why do you ask? | 1.2039 | 0.04441 | 103 | 84 | 17 | 2 |
1778 | Honey, for once there are people paying attention to your stuff. You're not going to complain. | 1.2039 | 0.03989 | 103 | 82 | 21 | 0 |
1779 | Google says to just wait until June. | 1.2039 | 0.04650 | 103 | 85 | 15 | 3 |
1780 | Don't make eye contact. Keep knitting as fast as you can and pray for spring. | 1.2039 | 0.05043 | 103 | 87 | 11 | 5 |
1781 | Who knew our snowman is an influencer. | 1.2039 | 0.04650 | 103 | 85 | 15 | 3 |
1782 | Shut the drapes! | 1.2039 | 0.04650 | 103 | 85 | 15 | 3 |
1783 | See honey, I told you not to clone your snowman! | 1.2039 | 0.04851 | 103 | 86 | 13 | 4 |
1784 | Not Again. | 1.2039 | 0.04441 | 103 | 84 | 17 | 2 |
1785 | How do you spell "abominable?" | 1.2039 | 0.04441 | 103 | 84 | 17 | 2 |
1786 | I told you. If you make a scarf for one of them | 1.2039 | 0.04441 | 103 | 84 | 17 | 2 |
1787 | Interesting article here about a new breed of zombies. | 1.2039 | 0.04650 | 103 | 85 | 15 | 3 |
1788 | Is Calvin still outside? | 1.2039 | 0.05043 | 103 | 87 | 11 | 5 |
1789 | They understand the cold shoulder, dear. We’ve always had a frosty relationship. | 1.2039 | 0.04221 | 103 | 83 | 19 | 1 |
1790 | I told you, the snowmen work for the bourgeoisie, Fred. | 1.2039 | 0.04650 | 103 | 85 | 15 | 3 |
1791 | Just be happy they can't sing. | 1.2039 | 0.04221 | 103 | 83 | 19 | 1 |
1792 | Don’t make eye contact. | 1.2039 | 0.04851 | 103 | 86 | 13 | 4 |
1793 | Oh look, honey. The weather people say that winter's really gonna come alive this year. | 1.2039 | 0.04650 | 103 | 85 | 15 | 3 |
1794 | The police have no idea who robbed this year's winter clothing drive." | 1.2039 | 0.04441 | 103 | 84 | 17 | 2 |
1795 | No need to worry, darling. We're safe until they start to thumpity thump thump. | 1.2039 | 0.05043 | 103 | 87 | 11 | 5 |
1796 | It's a Pee-Too movement. They want our grandson to stop urinating on them. | 1.2039 | 0.04650 | 103 | 85 | 15 | 3 |
1797 | It started with one,and then the whole thing began to snowball. | 1.2039 | 0.04650 | 103 | 85 | 15 | 3 |
1798 | Next they'll be wanting you to knit them gloves. | 1.2039 | 0.04650 | 103 | 85 | 15 | 3 |
1799 | Did you make Calvin mad? | 1.2039 | 0.04851 | 103 | 86 | 13 | 4 |
1800 | Seems like everyone's looking forward to the Frozen rebroadcast! | 1.2039 | 0.04441 | 103 | 84 | 17 | 2 |
1801 | They all, just now, ordered your ‘handmade soft knitted muffler’ online. | 1.2039 | 0.04441 | 103 | 84 | 17 | 2 |
1802 | Next year, we assign the kids chores. Who knew they could be so industrious? | 1.2039 | 0.04650 | 103 | 85 | 15 | 3 |
1803 | I told you you shouldn't have made that knitting circle event public on Facebook... | 1.2039 | 0.04441 | 103 | 84 | 17 | 2 |
1804 | That's what happen when you get Disney+ and Olaf's cousins live down the street. | 1.2039 | 0.04221 | 103 | 83 | 19 | 1 |
1805 | It's raining men | 1.2039 | 0.04650 | 103 | 85 | 15 | 3 |
1806 | Do they seem annoyed to you? I’m almost out of yarn. | 1.2039 | 0.04650 | 103 | 85 | 15 | 3 |
1807 | Hmm. That's weird -- what do you think cloudy with a chance of snowmen means? | 1.2039 | 0.04650 | 103 | 85 | 15 | 3 |
1808 | Harry, How did you vote on that climate change bill!!? | 1.2039 | 0.04441 | 103 | 84 | 17 | 2 |
1809 | O.K., but it's not like climate change will be ALL bad. | 1.2039 | 0.04441 | 103 | 84 | 17 | 2 |
1810 | I’m reading this new Steven King book, want to know what it’s about? | 1.2039 | 0.04851 | 103 | 86 | 13 | 4 |
1811 | Yeah, every year. The Frosty special will be starting in a few minutes. | 1.2039 | 0.04441 | 103 | 84 | 17 | 2 |
1812 | Another reason to look forward to spring | 1.2039 | 0.04650 | 103 | 85 | 15 | 3 |
1813 | They heard you complaining about the lack of heat. | 1.2039 | 0.04650 | 103 | 85 | 15 | 3 |
1814 | I have a strange feeling we're being watched. | 1.2039 | 0.04650 | 103 | 85 | 15 | 3 |
1815 | "I think it's about time we send little Sammy to therapy, Dear | 1.2039 | 0.05228 | 103 | 88 | 9 | 6 |
1816 | Honey..... I think I need a lot more wool! | 1.2039 | 0.04851 | 103 | 86 | 13 | 4 |
1817 | They didn't like that joke about global warming that you sent to The New Yorker. | 1.2039 | 0.04851 | 103 | 86 | 13 | 4 |
1818 | I need a carrot-cake recipe. | 1.2039 | 0.04221 | 103 | 83 | 19 | 1 |
1819 | Hun, turn off the lights and throw another log on the fire? | 1.2039 | 0.04650 | 103 | 85 | 15 | 3 |
1820 | Hey honey, it says here that tomorrow will be sunny and warm. | 1.2039 | 0.04441 | 103 | 84 | 17 | 2 |
1821 | The weather report is "excessively frosty" tonight. | 1.2039 | 0.04650 | 103 | 85 | 15 | 3 |
1822 | I don't like being snowed by a multitude of pointy-nosed guys! | 1.2039 | 0.04851 | 103 | 86 | 13 | 4 |
1823 | It may have something to do with those abominable cookies you baked earlier today. | 1.2039 | 0.04441 | 103 | 84 | 17 | 2 |
1824 | Did you make any snow women? | 1.2039 | 0.04441 | 103 | 84 | 17 | 2 |
1825 | Are they caroling or protesting climate change? | 1.2039 | 0.04650 | 103 | 85 | 15 | 3 |
1826 | My Craigslist ad for the corncob pipes seems to be getting a lot of hits. | 1.2039 | 0.04650 | 103 | 85 | 15 | 3 |
1827 | Let’s see, a “flock of sheep,” a “gaggle of geese” and, here it is, a “synod of snowmen.” | 1.2039 | 0.04650 | 103 | 85 | 15 | 3 |
1828 | Hold on hon, I'm captioning a cartoon. | 1.2039 | 0.04650 | 103 | 85 | 15 | 3 |
1829 | How much peppermint schnapps did you put in this cocoa? | 1.2039 | 0.04650 | 103 | 85 | 15 | 3 |
1830 | Honey, I think you might have overdone it just a bit on the Christmas decorations. | 1.2039 | 0.04441 | 103 | 84 | 17 | 2 |
1831 | On the 28th day of Christmas my true love gave to me... | 1.2039 | 0.04441 | 103 | 84 | 17 | 2 |
1832 | Where’s Calvin? | 1.2039 | 0.05043 | 103 | 87 | 11 | 5 |
1833 | I don’t know why they can’t hold their Parson Brown look-alike contest in the meadow. | 1.2039 | 0.04650 | 103 | 85 | 15 | 3 |
1834 | It's night of the living sled. | 1.2039 | 0.04650 | 103 | 85 | 15 | 3 |
1835 | There must have been some magic in those 512 silk wool hats you knitted. | 1.2039 | 0.04650 | 103 | 85 | 15 | 3 |
1836 | Remember when Frosty said he'd be back again someday? | 1.2039 | 0.04650 | 103 | 85 | 15 | 3 |
1837 | Give a snowman a knitted hat and it's warm for a day. Teach a snowman to knit and you keep it warm for a lifetime. | 1.2039 | 0.04650 | 103 | 85 | 15 | 3 |
1838 | I know it’s closer to your mother, but I really think we should move to Florida. | 1.2039 | 0.04441 | 103 | 84 | 17 | 2 |
1839 | It says here it's all about wanting to be called "snow people". | 1.2039 | 0.05043 | 103 | 87 | 11 | 5 |
1840 | I was wondering what the weatherman meant by snowing with a chance of thumpety thump thump | 1.2039 | 0.04441 | 103 | 84 | 17 | 2 |
1841 | I warned you about giving only one of them a scarf. | 1.2039 | 0.04650 | 103 | 85 | 15 | 3 |
1842 | Tell them we gave at the office. | 1.2039 | 0.04650 | 103 | 85 | 15 | 3 |
1843 | NO! If you let them in, they’ll wet all over the place. | 1.2039 | 0.04650 | 103 | 85 | 15 | 3 |
1844 | I thought it only flurried last night... | 1.2039 | 0.04441 | 103 | 84 | 17 | 2 |
1845 | Says here there was a toxic waste spill near the North Pole | 1.2039 | 0.03989 | 103 | 82 | 21 | 0 |
1846 | Your flash mob is here | 1.2039 | 0.04650 | 103 | 85 | 15 | 3 |
1847 | Don’t worry honey, they will all be gone by spring along with most of the democratic presidential candidates. | 1.2039 | 0.04851 | 103 | 86 | 13 | 4 |
1848 | We can just wait for climate change to take care of it. | 1.2037 | 0.04511 | 108 | 89 | 16 | 3 |
1849 | This is the last hat, the rest of you have to go. | 1.2037 | 0.05054 | 108 | 92 | 10 | 6 |
1850 | Darling, have you been feeding the stray snowmen again? | 1.2037 | 0.04511 | 108 | 89 | 16 | 3 |
1851 | I'm sending $50 to support their climate change initiative. | 1.2037 | 0.04110 | 108 | 87 | 20 | 1 |
1852 | I think they are hoping to watch us have sex. It's their death wish, it seems | 1.2020 | 0.04969 | 99 | 83 | 12 | 4 |
1853 | Honey, I think I’m going to need more sweater yarn. | 1.2020 | 0.04969 | 99 | 83 | 12 | 4 |
1854 | I think they want to come in from the warm. | 1.2020 | 0.04758 | 99 | 82 | 14 | 3 |
1855 | Honey, the snowmen are back. | 1.2019 | 0.04609 | 104 | 86 | 15 | 3 |
1856 | I guarantee these climate change protests die out come springtime. | 1.2019 | 0.04402 | 104 | 85 | 17 | 2 |
1857 | Snowden says that there is no privacy anymore. | 1.2019 | 0.04808 | 104 | 87 | 13 | 4 |
1858 | And you think my emailing intrudes on our marriage? | 1.2019 | 0.05182 | 104 | 89 | 9 | 6 |
1859 | It’s snowmen honey. Snowmans sounds so ridiculous. | 1.2019 | 0.04609 | 104 | 86 | 15 | 3 |
1860 | It says we’ll be okay if we can fend them off until tomorrow. Then climate warming will take care of it. | 1.2019 | 0.04185 | 104 | 84 | 19 | 1 |
1861 | I told you we should have built a wall | 1.2019 | 0.04185 | 104 | 84 | 19 | 1 |
1862 | These gummies are doing nothing for me. How about you? | 1.2019 | 0.04609 | 104 | 86 | 15 | 3 |
1863 | I don’t know why they’re so fascinated with knitting. It’s not like they have hands. | 1.2019 | 0.04402 | 104 | 85 | 17 | 2 |
1864 | Don't let them in they'll wet all over everything.... | 1.2019 | 0.04609 | 104 | 86 | 15 | 3 |
1865 | Honey, please get the space heater in the basement. Now. | 1.2019 | 0.04402 | 104 | 85 | 17 | 2 |
1866 | Huh. We got an e-mail from Parson Brown. | 1.2019 | 0.04808 | 104 | 87 | 13 | 4 |
1867 | You buy Greenland, they’re all legal. | 1.2019 | 0.04609 | 104 | 86 | 15 | 3 |
1868 | They'd like you to try whipstitching so the edges don't fray on the hats and scarves so easily. | 1.2019 | 0.04998 | 104 | 88 | 11 | 5 |
1869 | I don't think they're friendly, Jeff. They've taken the Subaru. | 1.2019 | 0.04402 | 104 | 85 | 17 | 2 |
1870 | I’be been putting off getting a nose job, but now I’ll make an appointment. | 1.2019 | 0.05182 | 104 | 89 | 9 | 6 |
1871 | It's uncanny how they find out when you cook with coal. | 1.2019 | 0.04609 | 104 | 86 | 15 | 3 |
1872 | They’re here for the global warming discussion group. | 1.2019 | 0.04808 | 104 | 87 | 13 | 4 |
1873 | I told you we should have gotten the hybrid. | 1.2019 | 0.04402 | 104 | 85 | 17 | 2 |
1874 | Due to global warming, they're demanding to be recognized as an endangered species. | 1.2019 | 0.04185 | 104 | 84 | 19 | 1 |
1875 | I told them they could watch. The don't get Netflix. | 1.2019 | 0.04609 | 104 | 86 | 15 | 3 |
1876 | Starting next Christmas, let's not put out any North Pole decorations. | 1.2019 | 0.04185 | 104 | 84 | 19 | 1 |
1877 | Hashtag snowpocalypse is so overused. | 1.2019 | 0.04609 | 104 | 86 | 15 | 3 |
1878 | Junior is certainly enjoying his new clone-a-matic. | 1.2019 | 0.04402 | 104 | 85 | 17 | 2 |
1879 | do you feel an icy stare on us? | 1.2019 | 0.04185 | 104 | 84 | 19 | 1 |
1880 | Emailing the therapist. Gonna see about dialing down Timmy's Ritalin dose. | 1.2019 | 0.04609 | 104 | 86 | 15 | 3 |
1881 | Forget the carrot cake recipe! | 1.2019 | 0.04808 | 104 | 87 | 13 | 4 |
1882 | How many did you just order from Amazon Prime? | 1.2019 | 0.04808 | 104 | 87 | 13 | 4 |
1883 | I believe there's a protest against Global warming tonight. | 1.2019 | 0.04402 | 104 | 85 | 17 | 2 |
1884 | Just ignore them for 4 or 5 months and they'll go away. | 1.2019 | 0.04402 | 104 | 85 | 17 | 2 |
1885 | Just ignore them, they'll be gone by early April. | 1.2019 | 0.04185 | 104 | 84 | 19 | 1 |
1886 | This is Calvin's doing. | 1.2019 | 0.04998 | 104 | 88 | 11 | 5 |
1887 | Please check out Netflix to see if they are filming a winter version of Hitchcock’s “The Birds” | 1.2019 | 0.04609 | 104 | 86 | 15 | 3 |
1888 | The disclosure said nothing about this house being in the snowman migration route. | 1.2019 | 0.04998 | 104 | 88 | 11 | 5 |
1889 | Fine I’ll go get the snowblower. | 1.2019 | 0.04609 | 104 | 86 | 15 | 3 |
1890 | Now will you get me that snow blower for Christmas? | 1.2019 | 0.04402 | 104 | 85 | 17 | 2 |
1891 | Tom, I think the snowflakes have organized. | 1.2019 | 0.04998 | 104 | 88 | 11 | 5 |
1892 | I knew your hats would be a big hit. | 1.2019 | 0.04808 | 104 | 87 | 13 | 4 |
1893 | Relax...global warming is not their friend. | 1.2019 | 0.04808 | 104 | 87 | 13 | 4 |
1894 | Yea, I guess I really miss Hobbes. | 1.2019 | 0.04609 | 104 | 86 | 15 | 3 |
1895 | According to the news, there's a huge carrot shortage this December. | 1.2019 | 0.04402 | 104 | 85 | 17 | 2 |
1896 | I’m only getting zombie apocalypse dear. | 1.2019 | 0.04998 | 104 | 88 | 11 | 5 |
1897 | If you’re that worried, get your hairdryer. | 1.2018 | 0.03862 | 109 | 87 | 22 | 0 |
1898 | Honey, the snowmen are really trying to make Christmas feel special again. | 1.2018 | 0.04660 | 109 | 91 | 14 | 4 |
1899 | He said he’d be back again someday, but not with friends... | 1.2018 | 0.04839 | 109 | 92 | 12 | 5 |
1900 | Babe, I told you so, you give that one guy a scarf and they’ll all want a scarf. | 1.2000 | 0.04766 | 105 | 88 | 13 | 4 |
1901 | Baby it’s crowded outside. | 1.2000 | 0.04766 | 105 | 88 | 13 | 4 |
1902 | Four more toques to go. | 1.2000 | 0.04872 | 95 | 79 | 13 | 3 |
1903 | It's looking frosty out there | 1.2000 | 0.04569 | 105 | 87 | 15 | 3 |
1904 | I’m sorry, but auditions for Iceman Cometh closed yesterday. | 1.2000 | 0.04766 | 105 | 88 | 13 | 4 |
1905 | What exactly did your post say on climate change? | 1.2000 | 0.04364 | 105 | 86 | 17 | 2 |
1906 | Which one is Parson Brown? | 1.2000 | 0.04793 | 90 | 74 | 14 | 2 |
1907 | No, tracking says carton of magic hats is still in transit. Why? | 1.2000 | 0.04954 | 105 | 89 | 11 | 5 |
1908 | Stop teasing. You've neither enough time nor wool. | 1.2000 | 0.04569 | 105 | 87 | 15 | 3 |
1909 | They’re not cold, dear. They’re just hungry for human brains. | 1.1983 | 0.04280 | 116 | 96 | 17 | 3 |
1910 | I wonder if this has something to do with that politically correct version of "Baby It's Cold Outside." | 1.1982 | 0.04400 | 111 | 92 | 16 | 3 |
1911 | Honey, remember that snowman you kicked at the park yesterday? | 1.1981 | 0.04327 | 106 | 87 | 17 | 2 |
1912 | I don’t know if we can seat everyone. | 1.1981 | 0.04911 | 106 | 90 | 11 | 5 |
1913 | The weather channel is forecasting a Snowman Apocalypse. | 1.1980 | 0.04879 | 101 | 85 | 12 | 4 |
1914 | Do you think they know we're moving to Florida ? | 1.1980 | 0.04671 | 101 | 84 | 14 | 3 |
1915 | I’m not explaining central heating to a snowman | 1.1980 | 0.04879 | 101 | 85 | 12 | 4 |
1916 | Don't worry. They're just ticked off at me cause I offered them hot tea. | 1.1980 | 0.04879 | 101 | 85 | 12 | 4 |
1917 | White people... | 1.1980 | 0.04671 | 101 | 84 | 14 | 3 |
1918 | You're trending. | 1.1980 | 0.04671 | 101 | 84 | 14 | 3 |
1919 | They say we don't stand a snowball's chance in hell, and demand mouths. | 1.1980 | 0.04454 | 101 | 83 | 16 | 2 |
1920 | Congresswoman, your climate change lobbyists are outside again. | 1.1980 | 0.04879 | 101 | 85 | 12 | 4 |
1921 | Honey, when will the carrot cake be done? | 1.1980 | 0.04226 | 101 | 82 | 18 | 1 |
1922 | I think I’m going to need a bigger ball of yarn! | 1.1980 | 0.04226 | 101 | 82 | 18 | 1 |
1923 | Of course they're upset. You never should have called our neighborhood a melting pot! | 1.1980 | 0.04879 | 101 | 85 | 12 | 4 |
1924 | It appears we've been targeted by a flash-frozen mob. | 1.1980 | 0.04454 | 101 | 83 | 16 | 2 |
1925 | On the bright side, no sleeves required. | 1.1980 | 0.04671 | 101 | 84 | 14 | 3 |
1926 | We’re out of carrots? Again? | 1.1980 | 0.04671 | 101 | 84 | 14 | 3 |
1927 | Karen, I warned you not to yell at little Harry next door, but no, you did anyway. | 1.1980 | 0.04879 | 101 | 85 | 12 | 4 |
1928 | Relax dear, I'm sure no one will notice that our snowman isn't wearing his knitted cap. | 1.1980 | 0.04226 | 101 | 82 | 18 | 1 |
1929 | I told you those hats were magical!" | 1.1980 | 0.05078 | 101 | 86 | 10 | 5 |
1930 | They're just waiting for me to tell them the latest weather forecast." | 1.1980 | 0.05454 | 101 | 88 | 6 | 7 |
1931 | Don't worry! They'll melt down | 1.1980 | 0.05078 | 101 | 86 | 10 | 5 |
1932 | George, I'm not the one who still hasn't changed the Halloween house decorations yet. | 1.1980 | 0.04879 | 101 | 85 | 12 | 4 |
1933 | Be sure to smile when they start singing. | 1.1980 | 0.04226 | 101 | 82 | 18 | 1 |
1934 | This virus came from the cloud. | 1.1980 | 0.05269 | 101 | 87 | 8 | 6 |
1935 | they've heard we are streaming Amazon Prime. | 1.1980 | 0.05078 | 101 | 86 | 10 | 5 |
1936 | Typical - white folks gotta gawk at a mixed-race couple. | 1.1980 | 0.04879 | 101 | 85 | 12 | 4 |
1937 | Night of the Living Snowmen?" Sorry, honey, I don't think anybody is going to green-light that title | 1.1980 | 0.04671 | 101 | 84 | 14 | 3 |
1938 | Honey, we’re going to need more carrots. | 1.1980 | 0.04879 | 101 | 85 | 12 | 4 |
1939 | Let's use Air B n B, you said. It'll be fun, you said. | 1.1980 | 0.05078 | 101 | 86 | 10 | 5 |
1940 | They ordered online. | 1.1980 | 0.04454 | 101 | 83 | 16 | 2 |
1941 | They're protesting our use of coal for home heating. | 1.1980 | 0.04671 | 101 | 84 | 14 | 3 |
1942 | Honey, now will you turn on the furnace? | 1.1980 | 0.04671 | 101 | 84 | 14 | 3 |
1943 | I told you we should have listened to Greta. | 1.1980 | 0.04454 | 101 | 83 | 16 | 2 |
1944 | Turn the heat up and they’ll disappear. | 1.1980 | 0.03985 | 101 | 81 | 20 | 0 |
1945 | Dear Snowman's Local 32. | 1.1980 | 0.04226 | 101 | 82 | 18 | 1 |
1946 | Should have just stuck with the hats, Karen. | 1.1980 | 0.04671 | 101 | 84 | 14 | 3 |
1947 | Knit faster, darling. It's cold outside. | 1.1980 | 0.04879 | 101 | 85 | 12 | 4 |
1948 | It says they're happy and jolly. | 1.1980 | 0.04879 | 101 | 85 | 12 | 4 |
1949 | Hey, Sue, did you know Whole Foods has a great sale on frozen carrots? | 1.1980 | 0.04454 | 101 | 83 | 16 | 2 |
1950 | I still don't understand why they wear hats. | 1.1980 | 0.04226 | 101 | 82 | 18 | 1 |
1951 | I wish I could tell you how to defeat the white walkers, but I can't see anything in this episode! | 1.1980 | 0.05454 | 101 | 88 | 6 | 7 |
1952 | Frozen III (by Stephen King) | 1.1978 | 0.05234 | 91 | 77 | 10 | 4 |
1953 | Call me a grinch all you want but if they sing Frosty one more time, I'm getting going out there with a blowtorch. | 1.1963 | 0.05046 | 107 | 92 | 9 | 6 |
1954 | You knit one scarf, for one snowman. | 1.1963 | 0.04080 | 107 | 87 | 19 | 1 |
1955 | It's a mass suicide. I'm not letting them in. | 1.1963 | 0.05046 | 107 | 92 | 9 | 6 |
1956 | I wouldn’t mind some carrot cake. | 1.1961 | 0.04629 | 102 | 85 | 14 | 3 |
1957 | Any carrot cake left ? | 1.1961 | 0.04629 | 102 | 85 | 14 | 3 |
1958 | Way cooler than zombies | 1.1961 | 0.04415 | 102 | 84 | 16 | 2 |
1959 | Dude! I just Tweet, ‘Hope it warms up soon,’ and, like boom, there’s a flash mob. | 1.1961 | 0.04415 | 102 | 84 | 16 | 2 |
1960 | Apparently Frosty is missing. | 1.1961 | 0.04629 | 102 | 85 | 14 | 3 |
1961 | I only searched "snowman" one time | 1.1961 | 0.04629 | 102 | 85 | 14 | 3 |
1962 | I told them that if I let them inside, they’d melt. They said that’s what they wanted. I just don’t feel totally comfortable being an accessory to their Heaven’s Gate reenactment. I mean, I know they’re alive, but do they have souls? | 1.1961 | 0.05031 | 102 | 87 | 10 | 5 |
1963 | 'Well if it's acting hungry, just feed it' you said. 'What's the worst that could happen', you said. | 1.1961 | 0.04835 | 102 | 86 | 12 | 4 |
1964 | Well... that snowballed quickly... | 1.1961 | 0.04415 | 102 | 84 | 16 | 2 |
1965 | We've gotta' tighten that Canadian border. | 1.1961 | 0.05031 | 102 | 87 | 10 | 5 |
1966 | Did you Tip the Snowmen last year? | 1.1961 | 0.04415 | 102 | 84 | 16 | 2 |
1967 | Just wait a few months — we'll have our waterfront view again. | 1.1961 | 0.04189 | 102 | 83 | 18 | 1 |
1968 | Guess who have joined Extinction Rebellion. | 1.1959 | 0.04550 | 97 | 80 | 15 | 2 |
1969 | I think I see the one we made when we were six | 1.1944 | 0.04453 | 108 | 90 | 15 | 3 |
1970 | Don’t have a meltdown, they’re just chillin’ out there. | 1.1942 | 0.04376 | 103 | 85 | 16 | 2 |
1971 | I need some space, honey | 1.1939 | 0.04268 | 98 | 80 | 17 | 1 |
1972 | Just remember what happened to the rug the last time you let them in. | 1.1939 | 0.04735 | 98 | 82 | 13 | 3 |
1973 | My knitting brings all the snow boys to the yard. | 1.1939 | 0.05161 | 98 | 84 | 9 | 5 |
1974 | I told you if you give him a hat he'll come back for a whole jacket. And maybe bring friends. | 1.1939 | 0.04014 | 98 | 79 | 19 | 0 |
1975 | (Sigh) I think we need to give Jimmy a few more household chores to keep him busy over Winter Break... | 1.1939 | 0.04735 | 98 | 82 | 13 | 3 |
1976 | Living next to George Romero's kids is a real pain in the ass. | 1.1939 | 0.05361 | 98 | 85 | 7 | 6 |
1977 | Knitting them hats and scarves is fine, but I think mittens is overdoing it. | 1.1939 | 0.04735 | 98 | 82 | 13 | 3 |
1978 | Honey, we’re getting some traction on our SnoBall evites. | 1.1939 | 0.04508 | 98 | 81 | 15 | 2 |
1979 | Just ignore them. There could always be an abominable one in the bunch. | 1.1939 | 0.04953 | 98 | 83 | 11 | 4 |
1980 | The realtor did say that the neighbors could be cold. | 1.1939 | 0.04014 | 98 | 79 | 19 | 0 |
1981 | We could have glazed carrots to offset the mashed potatoes. | 1.1939 | 0.04268 | 98 | 80 | 17 | 1 |
1982 | I just got a flash flood warning. | 1.1939 | 0.04735 | 98 | 82 | 13 | 3 |
1983 | We also know if you've been bad or good. | 1.1939 | 0.04735 | 98 | 82 | 13 | 3 |
1984 | Honey...you fixed the heater. Right? | 1.1939 | 0.04268 | 98 | 80 | 17 | 1 |
1985 | I told you, be sure and keep that thermostat above 60... | 1.1939 | 0.04735 | 98 | 82 | 13 | 3 |
1986 | It says here to ignore them. They'll be gone by Spring. | 1.1939 | 0.04508 | 98 | 81 | 15 | 2 |
1987 | He'll be melted before you're done knitting it. | 1.1939 | 0.04268 | 98 | 80 | 17 | 1 |
1988 | I heard they were organizing around global warming. | 1.1939 | 0.04268 | 98 | 80 | 17 | 1 |
1989 | You knit one hat....you have to knit a hat for all! | 1.1939 | 0.04508 | 98 | 81 | 15 | 2 |
1990 | CALVIN!!!!! | 1.1939 | 0.04735 | 98 | 82 | 13 | 3 |
1991 | I told you not to start making them hats! | 1.1939 | 0.04508 | 98 | 81 | 15 | 2 |
1992 | I warned you this would happen when you gave a scarf to that stray snowman yesterday. | 1.1939 | 0.04735 | 98 | 82 | 13 | 3 |
1993 | The weather report says it's going to be Frosty tonigh | 1.1939 | 0.04508 | 98 | 81 | 15 | 2 |
1994 | Looks like everybody wants to Netflix and chill. | 1.1939 | 0.04735 | 98 | 82 | 13 | 3 |
1995 | Don't worry, they're better off on the streets. | 1.1939 | 0.04508 | 98 | 81 | 15 | 2 |
1996 | Um, I think we will need more yarn. | 1.1939 | 0.04268 | 98 | 80 | 17 | 1 |
1997 | Is "Frosty The Snowman" on TV again tonight" | 1.1939 | 0.04508 | 98 | 81 | 15 | 2 |
1998 | I'm not being racist … white folk really do all look alike. | 1.1939 | 0.05161 | 98 | 84 | 9 | 5 |
1999 | I told you to stop knitting for them. | 1.1939 | 0.04735 | 98 | 82 | 13 | 3 |
2000 | Oh dear, maybe we shouldn’t serve carrots tonight. | 1.1939 | 0.04953 | 98 | 83 | 11 | 4 |
2001 | I really don’t think it matters if the yarn is cotton or acrylic. | 1.1939 | 0.04953 | 98 | 83 | 11 | 4 |
2002 | Don't feed them,they'll be here til spring. | 1.1939 | 0.04268 | 98 | 80 | 17 | 1 |
2003 | I am definitely going to need more yarn. | 1.1939 | 0.04508 | 98 | 81 | 15 | 2 |
2004 | OK, now I'm sure they're moving. | 1.1939 | 0.04508 | 98 | 81 | 15 | 2 |
2005 | It's just another climate change demonstration. | 1.1939 | 0.04508 | 98 | 81 | 15 | 2 |
2006 | Was the snowman orgy tonight? | 1.1939 | 0.04735 | 98 | 82 | 13 | 3 |
2007 | Five more hats and I'll start on the scarves. | 1.1939 | 0.04953 | 98 | 83 | 11 | 4 |
2008 | Did you put our address on your Etsy site? | 1.1939 | 0.04268 | 98 | 80 | 17 | 1 |
2009 | Don't worry honey, I have Prime Now. | 1.1939 | 0.04735 | 98 | 82 | 13 | 3 |
2010 | I warned you when the first one showed up, but you had to knit him something, didn't you? | 1.1939 | 0.05161 | 98 | 84 | 9 | 5 |
2011 | Don't forget to turn on the space heater tonight. | 1.1939 | 0.04508 | 98 | 81 | 15 | 2 |
2012 | Well, weather looks like they’re only going to be homeless for a day. You might get the juicer out? | 1.1939 | 0.04735 | 98 | 82 | 13 | 3 |
2013 | I was warned that this neighborhood would give us a frosty reception. | 1.1939 | 0.04268 | 98 | 80 | 17 | 1 |
2014 | Another mass wedding! This is when I hate being Parson Brown. | 1.1939 | 0.04735 | 98 | 82 | 13 | 3 |
2015 | Don't worry, with Global Warming they'll all be gone by morning. | 1.1939 | 0.04268 | 98 | 80 | 17 | 1 |
2016 | Sorry honey, it just said "click here to become a patron of an endangered species" | 1.1939 | 0.04953 | 98 | 83 | 11 | 4 |
2017 | I did warn you that if you knitted a hat for one of them, they’d all want one. | 1.1939 | 0.04508 | 98 | 81 | 15 | 2 |
2018 | You had to blog about Frostette, the snowgirl, didn't you? | 1.1939 | 0.04953 | 98 | 83 | 11 | 4 |
2019 | I expect some of them are doubtful you can meet production targets that will assure they all have both a hat and scarf by Christmas ... this year. | 1.1939 | 0.04735 | 98 | 82 | 13 | 3 |
2020 | That's what happened to our carrots. | 1.1939 | 0.04268 | 98 | 80 | 17 | 1 |
2021 | Hurry up. They want mittens and socks this year. | 1.1939 | 0.04268 | 98 | 80 | 17 | 1 |
2022 | I told you, you can’t just “freeze them out.” | 1.1939 | 0.04508 | 98 | 81 | 15 | 2 |
2023 | Guess the neighbors are tweaking their 3-D printer | 1.1939 | 0.04735 | 98 | 82 | 13 | 3 |
2024 | George, what were you doing with the Crispr last night? | 1.1939 | 0.04508 | 98 | 81 | 15 | 2 |
2025 | Still, what constituency really sees climate change as a life-or-death issue? | 1.1939 | 0.04508 | 98 | 81 | 15 | 2 |
2026 | REPLY TO ALL: Frostythesnowman@gmail.com. . | 1.1939 | 0.04508 | 98 | 81 | 15 | 2 |
2027 | Okay! Now guess which one is “Frosty”? | 1.1939 | 0.04735 | 98 | 82 | 13 | 3 |
2028 | Unusually heavy snow activity, indeed! | 1.1939 | 0.04508 | 98 | 81 | 15 | 2 |
2029 | They ordered online for pick-up. | 1.1939 | 0.04735 | 98 | 82 | 13 | 3 |
2030 | Yup, still there. | 1.1939 | 0.04735 | 98 | 82 | 13 | 3 |
2031 | Snowmen literally only want one thing and it's disgusting. | 1.1939 | 0.04953 | 98 | 83 | 11 | 4 |
2032 | Ignore them honey, they’ll melt soon enough. | 1.1939 | 0.04508 | 98 | 81 | 15 | 2 |
2033 | Don't worry Mildred, Google predicts a warm rain tonight. | 1.1939 | 0.04508 | 98 | 81 | 15 | 2 |
2034 | Yeah . . . it says they're heat-seeking, which is odd. | 1.1939 | 0.04508 | 98 | 81 | 15 | 2 |
2035 | Check out this ‘Snowman Apocalypse’ app. | 1.1939 | 0.04268 | 98 | 80 | 17 | 1 |
2036 | What an abomination! | 1.1939 | 0.04508 | 98 | 81 | 15 | 2 |
2037 | Just ignore them. They go away eventually. | 1.1939 | 0.04953 | 98 | 83 | 11 | 4 |
2038 | It's the Snowmen's Union, wanting to negotiate. I told them to come back in April. | 1.1939 | 0.04735 | 98 | 82 | 13 | 3 |
2039 | I called Frozen 2 'idiotic and derivative', not that anyone pays attention to these things. | 1.1939 | 0.04953 | 98 | 83 | 11 | 4 |
2040 | It's looking frosty outside. | 1.1939 | 0.04735 | 98 | 82 | 13 | 3 |
2041 | It appears that not one of them has anything to say. | 1.1939 | 0.04735 | 98 | 82 | 13 | 3 |
2042 | I searched "snow blower" and I think they are hoping it means something else. | 1.1939 | 0.04508 | 98 | 81 | 15 | 2 |
2043 | Do you find our new neighbors a bit frosty? | 1.1939 | 0.04953 | 98 | 83 | 11 | 4 |
2044 | They're giving me the cold shoulder. | 1.1939 | 0.04735 | 98 | 82 | 13 | 3 |
2045 | We come in three pieces. | 1.1927 | 0.04416 | 109 | 91 | 15 | 3 |
2046 | I clicked on Adopt a Snowman but nothing happens. | 1.1923 | 0.04548 | 104 | 87 | 14 | 3 |
2047 | Jimmy?!!! That's enough snowmen for today! | 1.1919 | 0.04691 | 99 | 83 | 13 | 3 |
2048 | Says here the lab had an incident trying to clone Frostie. | 1.1919 | 0.04229 | 99 | 81 | 17 | 1 |
2049 | I don't care if there's a thousand of them! I'm not going to play "Frosty the Snowman" again tonight. | 1.1919 | 0.04466 | 99 | 82 | 15 | 2 |
2050 | Hey honey, there is a 20 percent discount for the Galapagos cruise again. | 1.1919 | 0.04466 | 99 | 82 | 15 | 2 |
2051 | No, Beth, I didn't spike the eggnog. | 1.1919 | 0.04691 | 99 | 83 | 13 | 3 |
2052 | Quick, turn off the Burl Ives album. | 1.1919 | 0.04229 | 99 | 81 | 17 | 1 |
2053 | I wanted that flamethrower for Christmas, but no... | 1.1919 | 0.04466 | 99 | 82 | 15 | 2 |
2054 | This is more than a dusting, I think it is a squall! | 1.1919 | 0.04906 | 99 | 84 | 11 | 4 |
2055 | - Should we be scared, John? - Nevermind, honey. Global warming is coming soon... | 1.1919 | 0.04229 | 99 | 81 | 17 | 1 |
2056 | Was it you who told them they could get more with the carrot than the stick? | 1.1919 | 0.04466 | 99 | 82 | 15 | 2 |
2057 | Your knitting's gone viral. | 1.1919 | 0.04229 | 99 | 81 | 17 | 1 |
2058 | I told you it's colder in here than outside. | 1.1919 | 0.05112 | 99 | 85 | 9 | 5 |
2059 | Turn the sprinkler on, they will go away. | 1.1919 | 0.04906 | 99 | 84 | 11 | 4 |
2060 | All the headlines are calling it the night of the living sled. | 1.1919 | 0.04691 | 99 | 83 | 13 | 3 |
2061 | You’re wish came true. | 1.1919 | 0.04691 | 99 | 83 | 13 | 3 |
2062 | They won’t survive in our environment. | 1.1919 | 0.04466 | 99 | 82 | 15 | 2 |
2063 | Voyeurs | 1.1919 | 0.04691 | 99 | 83 | 13 | 3 |
2064 | Honey why don't the snowmen have any mouths? | 1.1919 | 0.04466 | 99 | 82 | 15 | 2 |
2065 | All you have to do is close the curtains. | 1.1919 | 0.04466 | 99 | 82 | 15 | 2 |
2066 | Did you order more carrots? | 1.1919 | 0.04906 | 99 | 84 | 11 | 4 |
2067 | Apparently your op-ed in support of global warming didn’t go totally unnoticed. | 1.1919 | 0.04906 | 99 | 84 | 11 | 4 |
2068 | Says here it’s a good time to invest in carrot futures. | 1.1919 | 0.04691 | 99 | 83 | 13 | 3 |
2069 | They want me to look up "anthropomorphic." | 1.1919 | 0.04466 | 99 | 82 | 15 | 2 |
2070 | This global warming ain't no joke. | 1.1915 | 0.04351 | 94 | 77 | 16 | 1 |
2071 | This Olaf craze has gone too far. | 1.1915 | 0.04351 | 94 | 77 | 16 | 1 |
2072 | Mindy, tell me you didn’t troll the Arctic knitting circle. | 1.1915 | 0.04607 | 94 | 78 | 14 | 2 |
2073 | I’m looking up side effects of hemp tea. | 1.1910 | 0.05022 | 89 | 75 | 11 | 3 |
2074 | I assure you, no one cares that we're storing Frosty in the freezer until next winter. | 1.1910 | 0.05270 | 89 | 76 | 9 | 4 |
2075 | The forecast is for "encroaching snow". | 1.1910 | 0.05022 | 89 | 75 | 11 | 3 |
2076 | Global warming. Who cares? | 1.1910 | 0.05022 | 89 | 75 | 11 | 3 |
2077 | I told you to pay those kids for shovelling our snow | 1.1910 | 0.05022 | 89 | 75 | 11 | 3 |
2078 | They want a Go Fund Me page for one-way tickets to the north pole. | 1.1910 | 0.04761 | 89 | 74 | 13 | 2 |
2079 | it's the feeder | 1.1909 | 0.04184 | 110 | 91 | 17 | 2 |
2080 | I think I figured out what the township is doing with all that snow. | 1.1900 | 0.04191 | 100 | 82 | 17 | 1 |
2081 | You need to take "tap once to order" more seriously | 1.1900 | 0.04191 | 100 | 82 | 17 | 1 |
2082 | The police are advising everyone to stay indoors till spring. | 1.1900 | 0.04426 | 100 | 83 | 15 | 2 |
2083 | Now they all want scarves | 1.1900 | 0.04191 | 100 | 82 | 17 | 1 |
2084 | The forecast didn’t say anything about it getting scary outside. | 1.1900 | 0.04648 | 100 | 84 | 13 | 3 |
2085 | Huh, for some reason Trader Joe's is having a shortage of carrots. | 1.1900 | 0.04648 | 100 | 84 | 13 | 3 |
2086 | Did you just order that? | 1.1900 | 0.04648 | 100 | 84 | 13 | 3 |
2087 | You didn’t respond to any of those Frosty’s revenge emails did you? | 1.1900 | 0.04648 | 100 | 84 | 13 | 3 |
2088 | Don't blame me, you were the one who wanted to join Costco. | 1.1900 | 0.04861 | 100 | 85 | 11 | 4 |
2089 | Just let them in and turn up the heat a bit. | 1.1900 | 0.04426 | 100 | 83 | 15 | 2 |
2090 | I promised them ice cream. | 1.1900 | 0.04426 | 100 | 83 | 15 | 2 |
2091 | I crowd funded Christmas this year. | 1.1900 | 0.04426 | 100 | 83 | 15 | 2 |
2092 | I just ordered that 24 carrot gold necklace you wanted on line. I think I got it right. | 1.1900 | 0.04861 | 100 | 85 | 11 | 4 |
2093 | Don't worry, they'll melt eventually | 1.1900 | 0.04426 | 100 | 83 | 15 | 2 |
2094 | Anyone up for carrot cake? | 1.1900 | 0.04191 | 100 | 82 | 17 | 1 |
2095 | This report says that climate change is impacting migratory patterns around the world. | 1.1900 | 0.04191 | 100 | 82 | 17 | 1 |
2096 | Will you please stop googling for "abominable snowmen"? | 1.1900 | 0.04191 | 100 | 82 | 17 | 1 |
2097 | There's rain in the forecast. Hope you like carrot cake. | 1.1900 | 0.04648 | 100 | 84 | 13 | 3 |
2098 | I suppose I could just give them the cold shoulder" | 1.1900 | 0.04191 | 100 | 82 | 17 | 1 |
2099 | Another global warming protest. Can’t they see I’m wearing a cardigan? | 1.1900 | 0.04648 | 100 | 84 | 13 | 3 |
2100 | How many times do I have to tell you? If you let them in, they'll just melt all over the rug. | 1.1900 | 0.04191 | 100 | 82 | 17 | 1 |
2101 | They say Fido goes or things get very inconvenient for us... | 1.1900 | 0.04426 | 100 | 83 | 15 | 2 |
2102 | According to wikipedia, the magic is in their hats, but there's nothing specifically about getting rid of them. | 1.1900 | 0.04648 | 100 | 84 | 13 | 3 |
2103 | I think we need to take down the “hand-knit” scarf ad”. | 1.1900 | 0.04191 | 100 | 82 | 17 | 1 |
2104 | "They don't have television. Cut them some slack. | 1.1900 | 0.04426 | 100 | 83 | 15 | 2 |
2105 | It’s January already and they really can’t let it go. | 1.1900 | 0.04191 | 100 | 82 | 17 | 1 |
2106 | I’m telling you, all this surveillance stuff has gone too far. | 1.1900 | 0.04648 | 100 | 84 | 13 | 3 |
2107 | Not to worry. They’re asexual. | 1.1900 | 0.04861 | 100 | 85 | 11 | 4 |
2108 | Honey, close the curtains. The snowmen are being nosy again. | 1.1900 | 0.04426 | 100 | 83 | 15 | 2 |
2109 | Well zombies are so yesterday. We had to come up with a new genre for horror movies. | 1.1900 | 0.04861 | 100 | 85 | 11 | 4 |
2110 | Perfect snowman weather. | 1.1900 | 0.04861 | 100 | 85 | 11 | 4 |
2111 | Great! I make Jack one hat, and now I'm the neighborhood hat lady. | 1.1900 | 0.04861 | 100 | 85 | 11 | 4 |
2112 | I think the kids want to come back inside. | 1.1900 | 0.04426 | 100 | 83 | 15 | 2 |
2113 | We seem to be getting a Frosty reception from the neighbors. | 1.1900 | 0.04426 | 100 | 83 | 15 | 2 |
2114 | Oh, Jenna, I left the dog outside. Could you go and get her? | 1.1900 | 0.04861 | 100 | 85 | 11 | 4 |
2115 | You know dear, other men are very attentive to me! | 1.1900 | 0.04426 | 100 | 83 | 15 | 2 |
2116 | Says here, something about global warming? | 1.1900 | 0.04426 | 100 | 83 | 15 | 2 |
2117 | And two eyes made out of solar panels” doesn’t quite have the same ring | 1.1900 | 0.04648 | 100 | 84 | 13 | 3 |
2118 | It says here, that they will be gone in the Spring | 1.1900 | 0.04648 | 100 | 84 | 13 | 3 |
2119 | I told you if you knitted one of them a hat and scarf, they'd all want them. | 1.1900 | 0.04648 | 100 | 84 | 13 | 3 |
2120 | Yarn futures are up. | 1.1900 | 0.04191 | 100 | 82 | 17 | 1 |
2121 | I told you not everyone would be impressed with you going vegan. | 1.1895 | 0.04563 | 95 | 79 | 14 | 2 |
2122 | Not to worry -- it's just another zombiesnowpocalypse.. | 1.1887 | 0.04047 | 106 | 87 | 18 | 1 |
2123 | It says here, "Whatever you do, don't make eye contact." | 1.1881 | 0.04386 | 101 | 84 | 15 | 2 |
2124 | Ignore them. They're just Siberian spies for Putin trying to get hold of my emails ahead of the election. | 1.1881 | 0.04606 | 101 | 85 | 13 | 3 |
2125 | I turned the wifi off again. | 1.1881 | 0.04606 | 101 | 85 | 13 | 3 |
2126 | It’s just not the same. | 1.1875 | 0.04270 | 96 | 79 | 16 | 1 |
2127 | Oh, that's Waldo. | 1.1875 | 0.04981 | 96 | 82 | 10 | 4 |
2128 | Honey, toss them some torches and their protest will dissipate quickly. | 1.1875 | 0.04519 | 96 | 80 | 14 | 2 |
2129 | Don't worry dear, just give them the cold shoulder | 1.1875 | 0.04519 | 96 | 80 | 14 | 2 |
2130 | Jason, my knitting has suddenly gone viral | 1.1875 | 0.04756 | 96 | 81 | 12 | 3 |
2131 | Honey, have you promised each of them a scarf? | 1.1875 | 0.04519 | 96 | 80 | 14 | 2 |
2132 | Try not to stress, they will be gone by spring | 1.1875 | 0.04519 | 96 | 80 | 14 | 2 |
2133 | I see your scarves and hats have gone viral. | 1.1875 | 0.04756 | 96 | 81 | 12 | 3 |
2134 | Looking out the window is only going to encourage them. | 1.1875 | 0.04519 | 96 | 80 | 14 | 2 |
2135 | Knit them and they will come. | 1.1875 | 0.04519 | 96 | 80 | 14 | 2 |
2136 | They probably want just some adult conversation. | 1.1875 | 0.04756 | 96 | 81 | 12 | 3 |
2137 | But baby it's bad out there. | 1.1875 | 0.04519 | 96 | 80 | 14 | 2 |
2138 | More Democratic candidates are out polling again. | 1.1875 | 0.04756 | 96 | 81 | 12 | 3 |
2139 | I knit all those hats last year. | 1.1875 | 0.04519 | 96 | 80 | 14 | 2 |
2140 | Soup tonight- Checking carrots for freshness! | 1.1875 | 0.04756 | 96 | 81 | 12 | 3 |
2141 | Looks like a couple more hats to go. | 1.1875 | 0.04270 | 96 | 79 | 16 | 1 |
2142 | Tell 'em Frosty's not in here. | 1.1875 | 0.04519 | 96 | 80 | 14 | 2 |
2143 | Ahh, yeah...I forgot to mention, we're hosting a silent auction for my Sherlock pipe later tonight. | 1.1875 | 0.04756 | 96 | 81 | 12 | 3 |
2144 | Knit a snowman a scarf. Be prepared for when he blabs to his friends. | 1.1875 | 0.04981 | 96 | 82 | 10 | 4 |
2145 | Can't deny climate change anymore, honey. | 1.1875 | 0.04981 | 96 | 82 | 10 | 4 |
2146 | They were taller before global warming. | 1.1875 | 0.04519 | 96 | 80 | 14 | 2 |
2147 | Yes, I remember singing Frosty will be back again some day. Why? Is he back? | 1.1875 | 0.04519 | 96 | 82 | 11 | 3 |
2148 | Can't be Night of the Living Dead. They were never alive. | 1.1875 | 0.04519 | 96 | 80 | 14 | 2 |
2149 | This neighborhood is so white | 1.1875 | 0.04756 | 96 | 81 | 12 | 3 |
2150 | Uh Honey, did you happen to tell Frosty about Global Warming? | 1.1875 | 0.04396 | 96 | 82 | 11 | 3 |
2151 | I'll deal with them in a minute honey, I am just emailing John to tell him he was wrong about global warming. | 1.1875 | 0.04519 | 96 | 80 | 14 | 2 |
2152 | It just says “Enough with the scarves. Give us the old silk hat you found or it’s thumpity, thump, thump.” | 1.1875 | 0.04519 | 96 | 80 | 14 | 2 |
2153 | Remember what happened last year when we invited them in. | 1.1875 | 0.04981 | 96 | 82 | 10 | 4 |
2154 | Oh look, there’s Fred. | 1.1875 | 0.04756 | 96 | 81 | 12 | 3 |
2155 | I only PREDICT the weather; I'm not the CAUSE of tomorrow's rise above freezing. | 1.1875 | 0.04756 | 96 | 81 | 12 | 3 |
2156 | Just ignore them. It's supposed to go up to 60 degrees tomorrow. | 1.1875 | 0.04756 | 96 | 81 | 12 | 3 |
2157 | Let's just wait until Spring | 1.1875 | 0.04756 | 96 | 81 | 12 | 3 |
2158 | Honey... what did you put in the hot chocolate? | 1.1875 | 0.05196 | 96 | 83 | 8 | 5 |
2159 | Honey, do they ever blink? | 1.1875 | 0.04519 | 96 | 80 | 14 | 2 |
2160 | Honey, any news what NSA is experimenting with these Holidays? | 1.1875 | 0.04981 | 96 | 82 | 10 | 4 |
2161 | Don’t look now, but the Republican Party wants your vote. | 1.1875 | 0.04756 | 96 | 81 | 12 | 3 |
2162 | I hope I can get all these scarves finished before spring. | 1.1875 | 0.04756 | 96 | 81 | 12 | 3 |
2163 | Don't answer the door. Pretend you don't see them. I knew they were a Cult. | 1.1875 | 0.04756 | 96 | 81 | 12 | 3 |
2164 | No, I don't mind raising the thermostat. Why do you ask? | 1.1875 | 0.04756 | 96 | 81 | 12 | 3 |
2165 | Better speed it up. Frosty gave your scarf 5 stars. | 1.1875 | 0.04519 | 96 | 80 | 14 | 2 |
2166 | I hope you remember your Disney + login, we’ve got an army of Frozen fans caroling “Let it Go” outside... | 1.1875 | 0.04519 | 96 | 80 | 14 | 2 |
2167 | I have no idea why a snowman needs a hat or a scarf. | 1.1875 | 0.04756 | 96 | 81 | 12 | 3 |
2168 | I told you the open casting call for the 'Frozen' sequel was a mistake. | 1.1875 | 0.04981 | 96 | 82 | 10 | 4 |
2169 | They're doing it again. | 1.1875 | 0.04756 | 96 | 81 | 12 | 3 |
2170 | It says they're protesting global warming | 1.1875 | 0.04519 | 96 | 80 | 14 | 2 |
2171 | Pest control advises spraying them with hot water. | 1.1875 | 0.04519 | 96 | 80 | 14 | 2 |
2172 | Just checking to see if our homeowner's insurance covers water damage. | 1.1875 | 0.04981 | 96 | 82 | 10 | 4 |
2173 | Here's a good recipe for carrot cake. | 1.1875 | 0.04519 | 96 | 80 | 14 | 2 |
2174 | I just hate how bare the trees get in the winter. | 1.1875 | 0.04756 | 96 | 81 | 12 | 3 |
2175 | I don't think they like Republicans. | 1.1875 | 0.04981 | 96 | 82 | 10 | 4 |
2176 | You shouldn't have told Frosty that Santa isn't real. | 1.1875 | 0.04519 | 96 | 80 | 14 | 2 |
2177 | The forecast predicts a "frosty apocalypse", I wonder what that means? | 1.1875 | 0.04270 | 96 | 79 | 16 | 1 |
2178 | Darling, I told you that if you gave it to one the rest would be wanting one too! Rebecca Hawkins | 1.1875 | 0.04981 | 96 | 82 | 10 | 4 |
2179 | If you make eye contact, they'll never leave us alone. | 1.1875 | 0.04005 | 96 | 78 | 18 | 0 |
2180 | They're rooting for Pelosi, too. | 1.1875 | 0.04756 | 96 | 81 | 12 | 3 |
2181 | I'm not letting them in Susan, no matter how many times you call me "xenophobic." | 1.1875 | 0.04756 | 96 | 81 | 12 | 3 |
2182 | On it honey googling ‘snowmen infestation removal’ now! | 1.1875 | 0.04270 | 96 | 79 | 16 | 1 |
2183 | I gave them some ice cubes once and now they won't go away. | 1.1875 | 0.04519 | 96 | 80 | 14 | 2 |
2184 | Don’t ask tomorrow’s temperature. You don’t want to know | 1.1875 | 0.04270 | 96 | 79 | 16 | 1 |
2185 | I told you if you gave one a magic hat they'd all want one! | 1.1875 | 0.04756 | 96 | 81 | 12 | 3 |
2186 | Looks like your Etsy store is a seasonal hit. | 1.1875 | 0.05403 | 96 | 84 | 6 | 6 |
2187 | Good news, 23 degrees tonight, warming to 41 by noon. Looks like you WILL have enough yarn to finish the blanket for Grandma's birthday. | 1.1875 | 0.05403 | 96 | 84 | 6 | 6 |
2188 | We have to get that heater fixed. | 1.1875 | 0.04981 | 96 | 82 | 10 | 4 |
2189 | I said if they behaved themselves we could all watch Frosty again. | 1.1875 | 0.04519 | 96 | 80 | 14 | 2 |
2190 | Miriam, Frosty posted that there must be some magic in those new knit hats s you made! | 1.1875 | 0.04981 | 96 | 82 | 10 | 4 |
2191 | I think you got their hopes up for a Spring collection | 1.1875 | 0.04756 | 96 | 81 | 12 | 3 |
2192 | Hun, I think your Amazon package is here. | 1.1875 | 0.04981 | 96 | 82 | 10 | 4 |
2193 | If you stop staring at them they might go away. | 1.1875 | 0.04519 | 96 | 80 | 14 | 2 |
2194 | Why does he get a scarf? | 1.1875 | 0.04756 | 96 | 81 | 12 | 3 |
2195 | Sweetheart, now they're all going to want handknitted scarves. | 1.1875 | 0.04981 | 96 | 82 | 10 | 4 |
2196 | Hunny, your Craigslist posts are really starting to snowball. | 1.1875 | 0.04981 | 96 | 82 | 10 | 4 |
2197 | ‘I notified the police, they said there’s snow threat.’ | 1.1875 | 0.04756 | 96 | 81 | 12 | 3 |
2198 | I told you that silk hat gave me bad vibes. | 1.1875 | 0.04981 | 96 | 82 | 10 | 4 |
2199 | No, the Hitchcock movie is "The Birds", not "The Snowmen" | 1.1875 | 0.04981 | 96 | 82 | 10 | 4 |
2200 | Honey ignore them, we melted their leader." | 1.1875 | 0.04756 | 96 | 81 | 12 | 3 |
2201 | Honey,would you please close the curtains. I'm getting a frosty reception here. | 1.1875 | 0.04981 | 96 | 82 | 10 | 4 |
2202 | Didn’t I say if you made a scarf for one, they’d all want them? | 1.1875 | 0.04519 | 96 | 80 | 14 | 2 |
2203 | An increasingly frosty relationship... | 1.1875 | 0.04005 | 96 | 78 | 18 | 0 |
2204 | It’s a snombie apocalypse! | 1.1875 | 0.04756 | 96 | 81 | 12 | 3 |
2205 | And all I got was a gift card. | 1.1875 | 0.04519 | 96 | 80 | 14 | 2 |
2206 | Not everyone is a fan of your carrot juice diet. | 1.1875 | 0.04981 | 96 | 82 | 10 | 4 |
2207 | Didn't you say that you lost the scarf I made for you? | 1.1875 | 0.04519 | 96 | 80 | 14 | 2 |
2208 | Darling, I forgot to tell you I'm hosting my book club this evening. | 1.1875 | 0.04519 | 96 | 80 | 14 | 2 |
2209 | Honey, I think you'd better crank up the thermostat - fast! | 1.1875 | 0.04270 | 96 | 79 | 16 | 1 |
2210 | If they bother you turn on the sprinklers | 1.1875 | 0.04756 | 96 | 81 | 12 | 3 |
2211 | Invites for cocoa snowballed. | 1.1875 | 0.04519 | 96 | 80 | 14 | 2 |
2212 | Let's offer them all our Christmas presents if they'll stop singing 'Frosty the Snowman.' | 1.1875 | 0.04270 | 96 | 79 | 16 | 1 |
2213 | Says here they can scent a hand knit scarf from miles away. | 1.1875 | 0.04519 | 96 | 80 | 14 | 2 |
2214 | do we have any carrots? | 1.1875 | 0.04519 | 96 | 80 | 14 | 2 |
2215 | They're upset about global warming. | 1.1875 | 0.04756 | 96 | 81 | 12 | 3 |
2216 | I can't comprehend how you still don't believe in global warming when they would rather be inside than outside. | 1.1875 | 0.04519 | 96 | 80 | 14 | 2 |
2217 | Frosty obviously didn't teach his children how privacy works. | 1.1875 | 0.04981 | 96 | 82 | 10 | 4 |
2218 | I think it's a climate change denier demonstration. | 1.1875 | 0.04981 | 96 | 82 | 10 | 4 |
2219 | i think our children went a bit overboard | 1.1875 | 0.04981 | 96 | 82 | 10 | 4 |
2220 | No worries. They will be gone by March. | 1.1875 | 0.04756 | 96 | 81 | 12 | 3 |
2221 | Maybe I shouldn't have taken up knitting. | 1.1875 | 0.05196 | 96 | 83 | 8 | 5 |
2222 | The annual snowman rave behind at midnight. | 1.1875 | 0.04756 | 96 | 81 | 12 | 3 |
2223 | I used to think Halloween was the scariest holiday. | 1.1875 | 0.04756 | 96 | 81 | 12 | 3 |
2224 | Look hon, there’s Waldo! | 1.1875 | 0.04519 | 96 | 80 | 14 | 2 |
2225 | There are two types of people in this world: those who knit, and those who order flame throwers from Elon Musk. | 1.1875 | 0.04519 | 96 | 80 | 14 | 2 |
2226 | A flamethrower is only $399. | 1.1875 | 0.04519 | 96 | 80 | 14 | 2 |
2227 | NOW do you believe me about the 30-50 feral snowmen that run into our yard within 3-5 minutes of the kids going outside? | 1.1875 | 0.04981 | 96 | 82 | 10 | 4 |
2228 | A. J., how much of this Hot Cocco did you make for us in the kitchen? Does Amazon have that super fast new drone delivery service yet? I think we may be needing that service right away! | 1.1875 | 0.05196 | 96 | 83 | 8 | 5 |
2229 | They're kind of cute, all but that one with the MAGA hat. | 1.1875 | 0.04270 | 96 | 79 | 16 | 1 |
2230 | No, no, no -- corn cob pipes, out of stock??? | 1.1875 | 0.04756 | 96 | 81 | 12 | 3 |
2231 | Just ordering some more carrots | 1.1875 | 0.04519 | 96 | 80 | 14 | 2 |
2232 | Definitely not. Inviting them in won’t be good for us or them. | 1.1875 | 0.05403 | 96 | 84 | 6 | 6 |
2233 | I wish we had moved to Florida instead. | 1.1875 | 0.04519 | 96 | 80 | 14 | 2 |
2234 | Honey, I think somebody’s watching us. | 1.1875 | 0.04756 | 96 | 81 | 12 | 3 |
2235 | We'll be okay, honey. Forecast says a warming trend tomorrow. | 1.1875 | 0.04756 | 96 | 81 | 12 | 3 |
2236 | It's snowmanning | 1.1875 | 0.04270 | 96 | 79 | 16 | 1 |
2237 | Could be nothing but I'm checking WEB MD for feeling cold breath on the back of your neck... | 1.1875 | 0.04519 | 96 | 80 | 14 | 2 |
2238 | The national weather service has issued a frost warning for our area. | 1.1875 | 0.04519 | 96 | 80 | 14 | 2 |
2239 | Don’t have a meltdown - I just ordered some hairdryers and heat lamps. | 1.1875 | 0.04756 | 96 | 81 | 12 | 3 |
2240 | Sorry, but we're all out of carrots. | 1.1875 | 0.04519 | 96 | 80 | 14 | 2 |
2241 | Oh look, a cardinal in the apple tree. | 1.1875 | 0.04981 | 96 | 82 | 10 | 4 |
2242 | I think we might be out of carrots. | 1.1875 | 0.04756 | 96 | 81 | 12 | 3 |
2243 | Roger, I think we are going to need a few extra logs on the fire tonight. | 1.1875 | 0.04270 | 96 | 79 | 16 | 1 |
2244 | Censorship" Vladamir you keep ordering the Snowden book and they just book Snowmen | 1.1875 | 0.04270 | 96 | 79 | 16 | 1 |
2245 | If we don't let them in, we'll get coal for Christmas. | 1.1875 | 0.04756 | 96 | 81 | 12 | 3 |
2246 | Hurry, they'll be gone by spring. | 1.1875 | 0.04519 | 96 | 80 | 14 | 2 |
2247 | Don't let them distract you, they'll be gone by Spring". | 1.1875 | 0.04981 | 96 | 82 | 10 | 4 |
2248 | Uh honey remember when you thought it was funny when you ran over that snowman? | 1.1875 | 0.04270 | 96 | 79 | 16 | 1 |
2249 | They’re mad ‘cuz you have so many lights on and they don’t want to melt. | 1.1875 | 0.04519 | 96 | 80 | 14 | 2 |
2250 | It's as though they don't remember what happened last time. | 1.1875 | 0.05196 | 96 | 83 | 8 | 5 |
2251 | What do you mean we have to wait until the January thaw! | 1.1875 | 0.04519 | 96 | 80 | 14 | 2 |
2252 | Offer them hot chocolate. That'll make them go away. | 1.1875 | 0.04519 | 96 | 80 | 14 | 2 |
2253 | We are still not getting a tree | 1.1875 | 0.05403 | 96 | 84 | 6 | 6 |
2254 | When did it stop snowing? | 1.1875 | 0.04519 | 96 | 80 | 14 | 2 |
2255 | Uhh, the snow gets worse every year | 1.1875 | 0.04519 | 96 | 80 | 14 | 2 |
2256 | You must have left the gate open again. | 1.1875 | 0.04270 | 96 | 79 | 16 | 1 |
2257 | Looks like another Climate Change Demonstration... | 1.1875 | 0.04981 | 96 | 82 | 10 | 4 |
2258 | Relax, spring is coming and they know. | 1.1875 | 0.05196 | 96 | 83 | 8 | 5 |
2259 | I'm thinking carrot cake... | 1.1875 | 0.04270 | 96 | 79 | 16 | 1 |
2260 | Is 'Frosty' the only song in those carollers' repertoire? | 1.1875 | 0.04519 | 96 | 80 | 14 | 2 |
2261 | Let’s see. An unkindness of ravens, a crash of rhinoceroses, a shiver of sharks, a stench of skunks, a nest of snakes, ah, ah, here it is: a snarky spying of snow people. | 1.1875 | 0.04756 | 96 | 81 | 12 | 3 |
2262 | No, dear, there aren’t a thousand snowmen outside. | 1.1875 | 0.04756 | 96 | 81 | 12 | 3 |
2263 | Clearly its Snow Buddy’s business. | 1.1875 | 0.04270 | 96 | 79 | 16 | 1 |
2264 | But my cart says I ordered only one. | 1.1875 | 0.04270 | 96 | 79 | 16 | 1 |
2265 | Honey, about that global warming thing... | 1.1875 | 0.04270 | 96 | 79 | 16 | 1 |
2266 | Not to worry, come spring you'll forget all about them | 1.1875 | 0.04756 | 96 | 81 | 12 | 3 |
2267 | I don't think I'm going to finish my knitting before Christmas. | 1.1875 | 0.04756 | 96 | 81 | 12 | 3 |
2268 | I said, “Don’t look now.” | 1.1875 | 0.04519 | 96 | 80 | 14 | 2 |
2269 | They need scarves and hats. | 1.1875 | 0.04756 | 96 | 81 | 12 | 3 |
2270 | John, I told you to raise the temperature in the house! | 1.1875 | 0.04981 | 96 | 82 | 10 | 4 |
2271 | I sure hope you can make more of those scarves before they decide to unionize. | 1.1875 | 0.04270 | 96 | 79 | 16 | 1 |
2272 | OK, googling "snow zombies" what brought this up? | 1.1875 | 0.04519 | 96 | 80 | 14 | 2 |
2273 | They don't look "jolly, happy" to me. | 1.1875 | 0.04270 | 96 | 79 | 16 | 1 |
2274 | They're not leaving until you sign the global warming petition | 1.1875 | 0.04519 | 96 | 80 | 14 | 2 |
2275 | According to foxnews.com it's just more evidence global warming is a hoax. | 1.1875 | 0.04005 | 96 | 78 | 18 | 0 |
2276 | Jeez, look at it out there. Feels like winter's really closing in... | 1.1875 | 0.04519 | 96 | 80 | 14 | 2 |
2277 | Why don't you tell them about your delicious carrot cake recipe? | 1.1875 | 0.04981 | 96 | 82 | 10 | 4 |
2278 | The weather outside is frightful, but I'm not letting them in. | 1.1875 | 0.04270 | 96 | 79 | 16 | 1 |
2279 | I told you not to feed chicken noodle soup to the neighborhood kids. | 1.1875 | 0.04519 | 96 | 80 | 14 | 2 |
2280 | With the holidays over, why did you tell them to come here for their unemployment benefits? | 1.1875 | 0.05196 | 96 | 83 | 8 | 5 |
2281 | Just ignore them...they'll be gone in a few months. | 1.1875 | 0.04519 | 96 | 80 | 14 | 2 |
2282 | Ignore them, they’ll disappear when the sun comes out. | 1.1875 | 0.04270 | 96 | 79 | 16 | 1 |
2283 | I told you not to put scarfs and beanies on sale in winter! I'm updating the ad. | 1.1875 | 0.04270 | 96 | 79 | 16 | 1 |
2284 | It must be the night of the living snowmen. | 1.1875 | 0.04756 | 96 | 81 | 12 | 3 |
2285 | Which one is Frosty? | 1.1875 | 0.04270 | 96 | 79 | 16 | 1 |
2286 | I know, I know, but he's sometimes hot and you're not. | 1.1875 | 0.04519 | 96 | 80 | 14 | 2 |
2287 | I see the snowmen are marching tonight to protest global warming. | 1.1875 | 0.04519 | 96 | 80 | 14 | 2 |
2288 | You would not BELIEVE the offensive move the Toronto Snowmen just launched! | 1.1875 | 0.04981 | 96 | 82 | 10 | 4 |
2289 | So much for global warming, right? | 1.1875 | 0.04005 | 96 | 78 | 18 | 0 |
2290 | It is the snowman apocalypse, and it will be over by spring. | 1.1875 | 0.04519 | 96 | 80 | 14 | 2 |
2291 | Global warming will take care of them | 1.1875 | 0.04519 | 96 | 80 | 14 | 2 |
2292 | They're demanding we turn the heat down. | 1.1875 | 0.04519 | 96 | 80 | 14 | 2 |
2293 | Looks like Linus is at again! | 1.1875 | 0.04519 | 96 | 80 | 14 | 2 |
2294 | Safeway must have a sale on carrots. | 1.1875 | 0.04981 | 96 | 82 | 10 | 4 |
2295 | I guess we should have realized Frosty meant it as a threat when he said he'd be back again some day. | 1.1875 | 0.04981 | 96 | 82 | 10 | 4 |
2296 | Uh oh, I think that Calvin and Hobbes got out again. | 1.1875 | 0.04756 | 96 | 81 | 12 | 3 |
2297 | There's no men out there. | 1.1875 | 0.04519 | 96 | 80 | 14 | 2 |
2298 | ‘Etsy says you are behind on the promised knit hats and scarf orders.’ | 1.1875 | 0.04981 | 96 | 82 | 10 | 4 |
2299 | This is weird. Ive been getting allot of texts from someone called Frosty! | 1.1875 | 0.04270 | 96 | 79 | 16 | 1 |
2300 | Parson Brown should be here any minute. | 1.1875 | 0.04519 | 96 | 80 | 14 | 2 |
2301 | Are those just carrots on their noses, or are they happy to see me? | 1.1875 | 0.04981 | 96 | 82 | 10 | 4 |
2302 | I told you not to pee your name in the snow. | 1.1875 | 0.04981 | 96 | 82 | 10 | 4 |
2303 | It's that kid next door with the tiger, just ignore it. | 1.1875 | 0.05196 | 96 | 83 | 8 | 5 |
2304 | I told you we should build a wall! | 1.1875 | 0.04981 | 96 | 82 | 10 | 4 |
2305 | He did say he'd bring back coal jobs and ag subsidies. | 1.1875 | 0.04270 | 96 | 79 | 16 | 1 |
2306 | Close the curtains, Alice, there aren't enough cookies to go around. | 1.1875 | 0.04270 | 96 | 79 | 16 | 1 |
2307 | George, I told you we shouldn't post that Snowman Wanted message. | 1.1875 | 0.04756 | 96 | 81 | 12 | 3 |
2308 | According to your new Ring Video Doorbell, someone is at the front door. | 1.1875 | 0.04756 | 96 | 81 | 12 | 3 |
2309 | I told them to go back North; our freezer is already full! | 1.1875 | 0.04519 | 96 | 80 | 14 | 2 |
2310 | The Igloo Owners Association says we're in violation. | 1.1875 | 0.04519 | 96 | 80 | 14 | 2 |
2311 | If you ask me, global warning can’t get here soon enough. | 1.1875 | 0.04270 | 96 | 79 | 16 | 1 |
2312 | Don't worry Hon, I'll hose them off with hotwater in a minute. | 1.1875 | 0.04519 | 96 | 80 | 14 | 2 |
2313 | Not to worry. The forecast is for 60 degrees tomorrow. | 1.1875 | 0.04519 | 96 | 80 | 14 | 2 |
2314 | I don't remember clicking "I Agree" to this. | 1.1875 | 0.04005 | 96 | 78 | 18 | 0 |
2315 | Ooh, how about Hawaii? Can you think of anyone else who might want to join us? | 1.1875 | 0.04005 | 96 | 78 | 18 | 0 |
2316 | No dear, it's 'The Weather' outside is frightful... | 1.1875 | 0.04519 | 96 | 80 | 14 | 2 |
2317 | How badly do you want carrots for dinner? | 1.1875 | 0.04519 | 96 | 80 | 14 | 2 |
2318 | I think I preferred zombies. | 1.1875 | 0.04756 | 96 | 81 | 12 | 3 |
2319 | Just bring them some figgy pudding. | 1.1875 | 0.04005 | 96 | 78 | 18 | 0 |
2320 | I posted that you enjoy knitting winter outerwear. | 1.1875 | 0.04270 | 96 | 79 | 16 | 1 |
2321 | It says here if you ignore them, they will eventually melt. | 1.1875 | 0.04519 | 96 | 80 | 14 | 2 |
2322 | Look, you made one of them a muffler, so now you have to make all of them a muffler. | 1.1875 | 0.04519 | 96 | 80 | 14 | 2 |
2323 | Did it snow? | 1.1875 | 0.04756 | 96 | 81 | 12 | 3 |
2324 | That's a lot of snow, man. | 1.1875 | 0.04519 | 96 | 80 | 14 | 2 |
2325 | They want to know what you did with their snowballs. | 1.1875 | 0.04270 | 96 | 79 | 16 | 1 |
2326 | Don't worry, they'll all be gone by noon tomorrow. | 1.1875 | 0.04756 | 96 | 81 | 12 | 3 |
2327 | Didn't I tell you snowplowing the whole neighborhood was going to piss people off? | 1.1875 | 0.04981 | 96 | 82 | 10 | 4 |
2328 | At least they're smiling | 1.1875 | 0.04270 | 96 | 79 | 16 | 1 |
2329 | I suppose it’s better than the burning crosses. | 1.1875 | 0.04270 | 96 | 79 | 16 | 1 |
2330 | No, I haven't heard of a carrot shortage. Why do you ask? | 1.1875 | 0.04756 | 96 | 81 | 12 | 3 |
2331 | This is what you get for feeding them. I told you not to feed the snowmen. | 1.1875 | 0.04981 | 96 | 82 | 10 | 4 |
2332 | No, they can't come inside, and you need to stop spoiling them with handmade gifts. | 1.1875 | 0.04519 | 96 | 80 | 14 | 2 |
2333 | Looks like it might rain | 1.1875 | 0.04270 | 96 | 79 | 16 | 1 |
2334 | #wintersowhite. | 1.1875 | 0.04519 | 96 | 80 | 14 | 2 |
2335 | You're the one who wanted to turn the thermostat down. | 1.1875 | 0.04270 | 96 | 79 | 16 | 1 |
2336 | I told you honey, snowmen freezing to death is fake news | 1.1875 | 0.04756 | 96 | 81 | 12 | 3 |
2337 | We never should have had that snowman open house. | 1.1875 | 0.04756 | 96 | 81 | 12 | 3 |
2338 | Frosty wasn't kidding when he said he'd be back again someday! | 1.1875 | 0.04270 | 96 | 79 | 16 | 1 |
2339 | The forecast says to expect a wintry onslaught... | 1.1875 | 0.04756 | 96 | 81 | 12 | 3 |
2340 | This. This! This is why I told you never to sell that flamethrower. | 1.1875 | 0.04270 | 96 | 79 | 16 | 1 |
2341 | I just remembered, we need some vegetables from the market. | 1.1875 | 0.04756 | 96 | 81 | 12 | 3 |
2342 | Honey, I feel like someone's watching me | 1.1875 | 0.04519 | 96 | 82 | 11 | 3 |
2343 | Relax, according to the forecast, they'll be gone soon. | 1.1875 | 0.04270 | 96 | 79 | 16 | 1 |
2344 | I told you that calling him Calvin was a terrible idea. | 1.1875 | 0.04756 | 96 | 81 | 12 | 3 |
2345 | Babe, can you look up the symptoms of having hallucinations | 1.1875 | 0.04756 | 96 | 81 | 12 | 3 |
2346 | ''You didn't say the entire office was coming!'' | 1.1875 | 0.04981 | 96 | 82 | 10 | 4 |
2347 | 'Let's sell magical hats on the Internet,' you said. ' The kids will love them!' you said. | 1.1875 | 0.04270 | 96 | 79 | 16 | 1 |
2348 | They're snowmen, dear. They won't be cold out there. | 1.1875 | 0.04270 | 96 | 79 | 16 | 1 |
2349 | What's the big deal? Their eyes are only made out of coal. | 1.1875 | 0.04981 | 96 | 82 | 10 | 4 |
2350 | Your hats are in high demand | 1.1875 | 0.04005 | 96 | 78 | 18 | 0 |
2351 | The former owners made a snowman every year, so I guess they're wondering what happened. | 1.1875 | 0.04519 | 96 | 80 | 14 | 2 |
2352 | Maybe if we give them our Netflix password, they can go watch it on their own TVs. | 1.1875 | 0.04005 | 96 | 78 | 18 | 0 |
2353 | Excuse me ma'am, but have you heard of our Lord and Savior, Santa Claus? | 1.1868 | 0.05162 | 91 | 78 | 9 | 4 |
2354 | I told you those stick mittens would be popular. | 1.1868 | 0.04665 | 91 | 76 | 13 | 2 |
2355 | It’s snowing men, hallelujah! | 1.1868 | 0.04108 | 91 | 74 | 17 | 0 |
2356 | Honey, I think I know what happened to all the carrots. | 1.1868 | 0.04665 | 91 | 76 | 13 | 2 |
2357 | Ignore them They're here for the indictment. | 1.1868 | 0.04396 | 91 | 75 | 15 | 1 |
2358 | He's cold and would like your hat. | 1.1868 | 0.04396 | 91 | 75 | 15 | 1 |
2359 | It says here The Walking Dead is going to try something new this season. | 1.1860 | 0.05101 | 86 | 73 | 10 | 3 |
2360 | Hey Sal! Are these the two that made Pina Coladas out of Vinnie? | 1.1860 | 0.04826 | 86 | 72 | 12 | 2 |
2361 | Still less surveillance than an Alexa. | 1.1860 | 0.05101 | 86 | 73 | 10 | 3 |
2362 | According to The Weather Girls it can only be raining men. | 1.1860 | 0.05363 | 86 | 74 | 8 | 4 |
2363 | ...so who exactly did you tell that you had the best snow blower in town? | 1.1860 | 0.05101 | 86 | 73 | 10 | 3 |
2364 | What do zombie snowmen want? | 1.1860 | 0.05101 | 86 | 73 | 10 | 3 |
2365 | Don't worry, in the morning they'll be gone like water under the bridge. | 1.1860 | 0.05101 | 86 | 73 | 10 | 3 |
2366 | That's it, honey. I'm ordering a loom. | 1.1860 | 0.05101 | 86 | 73 | 10 | 3 |
2367 | You give one snowman a scarf, and suddenly, they all need a scarf | 1.1860 | 0.04826 | 86 | 72 | 12 | 2 |
2368 | Yes the neighbors are rather nosey this year. | 1.1860 | 0.04533 | 86 | 71 | 14 | 1 |
2369 | Darling, what is the correct term for a group of Snowmen? A gaggle, a parliament.....aaaah, a pack of Snowmen. | 1.1860 | 0.05101 | 86 | 73 | 10 | 3 |
2370 | I am getting alot of activity on our RING doorbell, but I can't get into our account to see it. | 1.1860 | 0.05101 | 86 | 73 | 10 | 3 |
2371 | Ignore them the way I ignore you. | 1.1860 | 0.04826 | 86 | 72 | 12 | 2 |
2372 | Haven’t found the panda yet | 1.1856 | 0.04710 | 97 | 82 | 12 | 3 |
2373 | The last of their species. | 1.1856 | 0.04933 | 97 | 83 | 10 | 4 |
2374 | They're just wondering why you are knitting socks. | 1.1856 | 0.04710 | 97 | 82 | 12 | 3 |
2375 | They shouldn't have put the "one day shipping" and "one a day shipping" buttons right next to each other! | 1.1856 | 0.04476 | 97 | 81 | 14 | 2 |
2376 | Is this weekend Frosty-con? | 1.1856 | 0.04230 | 97 | 80 | 16 | 1 |
2377 | Man, those kids sure love Olaf! | 1.1856 | 0.04710 | 97 | 82 | 12 | 3 |
2378 | You must have had too much eggnog last night... | 1.1856 | 0.04476 | 97 | 81 | 14 | 2 |
2379 | Ask not for whom the Iceman cometh. | 1.1852 | 0.04585 | 108 | 92 | 12 | 4 |
2380 | Don't look now, but I think the snowpocalypse has started. | 1.1848 | 0.04352 | 92 | 76 | 15 | 1 |
2381 | If I had wanted to be safe, I would not have left Hawaii," said Edward, snowed in | 1.1848 | 0.04069 | 92 | 75 | 17 | 0 |
2382 | Your knit cozies has gone viral! | 1.1848 | 0.04619 | 92 | 77 | 13 | 2 |
2383 | Have you met the new kid next door. Calvin." | 1.1848 | 0.04870 | 92 | 78 | 11 | 3 |
2384 | Honey, we agreed it would be a PO box for my website, didn't we? | 1.1839 | 0.05047 | 87 | 74 | 10 | 3 |
2385 | The carolers are back. | 1.1837 | 0.04435 | 98 | 82 | 14 | 2 |
2386 | Relatives of yours dear? | 1.1837 | 0.04435 | 98 | 82 | 14 | 2 |
2387 | Did you swipe right? | 1.1837 | 0.04666 | 98 | 83 | 12 | 3 |
2388 | I crocheted one scarf...now they all want one! | 1.1837 | 0.04191 | 98 | 81 | 16 | 1 |
2389 | Be serious about the climate crisis if you want us to visit you guys again! | 1.1837 | 0.04886 | 98 | 84 | 10 | 4 |
2390 | What do you think of the Klan's new outfits? | 1.1837 | 0.05097 | 98 | 85 | 8 | 5 |
2391 | I could not walk a mile in their shoes. Wait, do they have feet? | 1.1837 | 0.04666 | 98 | 83 | 12 | 3 |
2392 | Damn, they figured out the wi-fi password again... | 1.1837 | 0.04666 | 98 | 83 | 12 | 3 |
2393 | Sweety, did you tweet that you had corn cob pipes For sale again? | 1.1831 | 0.05424 | 71 | 60 | 9 | 2 |
2394 | It is not that giant leap for mankind, but here you go! This is the smoking terrace! | 1.1828 | 0.04822 | 93 | 79 | 11 | 3 |
2395 | I told you. You knit something for one and they'll all want. | 1.1828 | 0.04822 | 93 | 79 | 11 | 3 |
2396 | Honey, for their own good let them be. | 1.1828 | 0.04573 | 93 | 78 | 13 | 2 |
2397 | How fast can you knit? | 1.1828 | 0.04310 | 93 | 77 | 15 | 1 |
2398 | Inventory is the difference between a business and a hobby. | 1.1828 | 0.04822 | 93 | 79 | 11 | 3 |
2399 | There must have been some magic in that old silk yarn you found. | 1.1828 | 0.04310 | 93 | 77 | 15 | 1 |
2400 | Oh no, not another global warming sit in. | 1.1828 | 0.04573 | 93 | 78 | 13 | 2 |
2401 | No, they can't come in. They'll flood the house! | 1.1828 | 0.04573 | 93 | 78 | 13 | 2 |
2402 | I told you we were keeping the thermostat too low! | 1.1828 | 0.04310 | 93 | 77 | 15 | 1 |
2403 | If you ask me, it's abominable. | 1.1828 | 0.04310 | 93 | 77 | 15 | 1 |
2404 | I'm feeling a little guilty about not joining the rally against globe warming. | 1.1828 | 0.04573 | 93 | 78 | 13 | 2 |
2405 | You've got a lot more orders for scarves this year. | 1.1828 | 0.04822 | 93 | 79 | 11 | 3 |
2406 | I am ignoring them, but one just moved! | 1.1828 | 0.04030 | 93 | 76 | 17 | 0 |
2407 | I’m watching Attack of the Snow Clones. | 1.1828 | 0.04310 | 93 | 77 | 15 | 1 |
2408 | Climate change has really messed up their migration pattern. | 1.1828 | 0.04573 | 93 | 78 | 13 | 2 |
2409 | Until we can find an environmentally friendly alternative to coal they'll just have to keep their mouths shut. | 1.1828 | 0.04822 | 93 | 79 | 11 | 3 |
2410 | I'm worried, Steve. Can we please finally turn up the heat? | 1.1828 | 0.04573 | 93 | 78 | 13 | 2 |
2411 | Word is out, you knit caps and scarves for snowmen. | 1.1828 | 0.04310 | 93 | 77 | 15 | 1 |
2412 | If they want to watch Frozen they should get their own streaming subscription! | 1.1828 | 0.04573 | 93 | 78 | 13 | 2 |
2413 | Dont worry dear. They are just filming that new tv series, "The Melting Dead". | 1.1828 | 0.04573 | 93 | 78 | 13 | 2 |
2414 | Honey, have you seen the new ad for the Walking Dead Christmas Special? | 1.1828 | 0.05058 | 93 | 80 | 9 | 4 |
2415 | Honey, after the spring thaw, I will make you some delicious carrot soup and carrot cake! | 1.1828 | 0.04822 | 93 | 79 | 11 | 3 |
2416 | Oh pay no attention to them. The angry, old, white snowmen come around every election year. | 1.1828 | 0.04573 | 93 | 78 | 13 | 2 |
2417 | See what you started now they all want knitted caps! | 1.1828 | 0.04822 | 93 | 79 | 11 | 3 |
2418 | At least they're not wearing the white hoods this year. | 1.1828 | 0.04573 | 93 | 78 | 13 | 2 |
2419 | Tell me again, dear, what we are supposed to expect on the 12th day of Christmas? | 1.1828 | 0.05058 | 93 | 80 | 9 | 4 |
2420 | I'm getting Amazon to overnight the flamethrower. | 1.1828 | 0.04573 | 93 | 78 | 13 | 2 |
2421 | According to Snowman.com one size fits all. | 1.1828 | 0.04573 | 93 | 78 | 13 | 2 |
2422 | Well it says here that's it's not uncommon for newcomers to this town to get a frosty reception | 1.1828 | 0.04030 | 93 | 76 | 17 | 0 |
2423 | Honey, I meant to tell you that our little Billy was very busy today. | 1.1828 | 0.04573 | 93 | 78 | 13 | 2 |
2424 | According to the Internet, your knitting business is really snowballing! | 1.1828 | 0.04573 | 93 | 78 | 13 | 2 |
2425 | Sure them seem tough now, but wait until April. | 1.1828 | 0.04573 | 93 | 78 | 13 | 2 |
2426 | Terrence, when I said, “I fantasize about being watched,” this is not what I had in mind. | 1.1828 | 0.05058 | 93 | 80 | 9 | 4 |
2427 | They want to know why they have a nose like a penis, but no penis that looks like a nose. | 1.1828 | 0.04822 | 93 | 79 | 11 | 3 |
2428 | Tell them we're happy with our current internet provider and they'll go away. | 1.1828 | 0.04822 | 93 | 79 | 11 | 3 |
2429 | They all wish to come inside, I guess they heard how cheap you are, always refusing to put the heat on. | 1.1828 | 0.05058 | 93 | 80 | 9 | 4 |
2430 | Honey, they're more scared of you than you are of them. | 1.1828 | 0.04310 | 93 | 77 | 15 | 1 |
2431 | I may have put our address on Etsy. | 1.1828 | 0.04310 | 93 | 77 | 15 | 1 |
2432 | It’s those climate protestors again. | 1.1828 | 0.04822 | 93 | 79 | 11 | 3 |
2433 | See - now they all want a shawl. | 1.1828 | 0.04573 | 93 | 78 | 13 | 2 |
2434 | Honey, you know all those friends you claim to have on Facebook? | 1.1828 | 0.04822 | 93 | 79 | 11 | 3 |
2435 | Vinnie, honey, I think you might be doing it again. | 1.1828 | 0.04822 | 93 | 79 | 11 | 3 |
2436 | They say they want to come in from the cold. | 1.1828 | 0.05058 | 93 | 80 | 9 | 4 |
2437 | The neighbors are getting colder and colder. | 1.1828 | 0.04310 | 93 | 77 | 15 | 1 |
2438 | You knit one scarf and look what happens. | 1.1828 | 0.04573 | 93 | 78 | 13 | 2 |
2439 | They're having trouble adapting to climate change | 1.1828 | 0.04310 | 93 | 77 | 15 | 1 |
2440 | They won't go until they get some, Sharon. | 1.1828 | 0.05058 | 93 | 80 | 9 | 4 |
2441 | Well, it's snowing men. | 1.1828 | 0.04310 | 93 | 77 | 15 | 1 |
2442 | Don't worry, someone will take the hats in the spring | 1.1828 | 0.04310 | 93 | 77 | 15 | 1 |
2443 | You know, Joan, I don’t criticize your hobbies.” | 1.1828 | 0.04573 | 93 | 78 | 13 | 2 |
2444 | Ever feel like you're the one in the snow globe? | 1.1828 | 0.04573 | 93 | 78 | 13 | 2 |
2445 | Pray for Global Warming! | 1.1828 | 0.05284 | 93 | 81 | 7 | 5 |
2446 | Honey, just close the blinds, it'll be like they're not even there. | 1.1828 | 0.04030 | 93 | 76 | 17 | 0 |
2447 | I’m still not turning up the heat. | 1.1828 | 0.04822 | 93 | 79 | 11 | 3 |
2448 | They don't know we're already married ! | 1.1828 | 0.04310 | 93 | 77 | 15 | 1 |
2449 | They look cold | 1.1828 | 0.04310 | 93 | 77 | 15 | 1 |
2450 | Some say the world will end in fire. | 1.1828 | 0.04573 | 93 | 78 | 13 | 2 |
2451 | Your extended family just arrived. | 1.1828 | 0.04822 | 93 | 79 | 11 | 3 |
2452 | Relax, I'm deleting them from my cart. | 1.1828 | 0.04310 | 93 | 77 | 15 | 1 |
2453 | Google "Zombie Snowmen". | 1.1828 | 0.05058 | 93 | 80 | 9 | 4 |
2454 | They're just looking for work. The North Pole is closed for vacation. | 1.1828 | 0.04310 | 93 | 77 | 15 | 1 |
2455 | You said it was only one cap and one scarf for one snowman. | 1.1828 | 0.05058 | 93 | 80 | 9 | 4 |
2456 | Honey, can you google judgement day and snowmen. | 1.1828 | 0.04822 | 93 | 79 | 11 | 3 |
2457 | It's disturbing that I just begin to type snowblower and google's algorithm is way ahead of me. | 1.1828 | 0.04573 | 93 | 78 | 13 | 2 |
2458 | And now I will turn them all into a giant carrot shake | 1.1826 | 0.04204 | 115 | 97 | 15 | 3 |
2459 | I told you if you fed them they'd want more! | 1.1818 | 0.04840 | 99 | 85 | 10 | 4 |
2460 | I don’t know. I’m googling it right now. | 1.1818 | 0.04622 | 99 | 84 | 12 | 3 |
2461 | I told you not to throw the carrots in the snow. | 1.1818 | 0.04152 | 99 | 82 | 16 | 1 |
2462 | Forgive me. I didn't have a hat and scarf for everyone. | 1.1818 | 0.04393 | 99 | 83 | 14 | 2 |
2463 | We can't invite them in, honey. They'll thaw to death! | 1.1818 | 0.04393 | 99 | 83 | 14 | 2 |
2464 | How did the students like your surprise quiz today? | 1.1818 | 0.04393 | 99 | 83 | 14 | 2 |
2465 | Darling, I cannot meet your family tonight. | 1.1810 | 0.04170 | 116 | 98 | 15 | 3 |
2466 | Snowman Con” moves to the suburbs. What could go wrong | 1.1809 | 0.04268 | 94 | 78 | 15 | 1 |
2467 | Have you been doing your yoga workouts with the drapes open again? | 1.1809 | 0.05008 | 94 | 81 | 9 | 4 |
2468 | The website clearly says 'while supplies last' | 1.1809 | 0.03991 | 94 | 77 | 17 | 0 |
2469 | We’ve turned down the thermostat , I’m knitting another sweater, we’re selling our car— what else can we do? | 1.1809 | 0.04774 | 94 | 80 | 11 | 3 |
2470 | The Frozen 2 ads are getting invasive. | 1.1809 | 0.04528 | 94 | 79 | 13 | 2 |
2471 | What demand? Maybe if there's a snowman zombie apocalypse. | 1.1809 | 0.04774 | 94 | 80 | 11 | 3 |
2472 | Everyone wants fast fashion these days. | 1.1809 | 0.05008 | 94 | 81 | 9 | 4 |
2473 | I told you, white men always stare at us. | 1.1809 | 0.05008 | 94 | 81 | 9 | 4 |
2474 | We have no one to blame but ourselves | 1.1809 | 0.04528 | 94 | 79 | 13 | 2 |
2475 | Frosty.com seem to have a pretty watertight liability exclusion. | 1.1809 | 0.04774 | 94 | 80 | 11 | 3 |
2476 | Yes, I toppled over snowmen when I was a kid. Probably dozens of them. Why do you ask? | 1.1809 | 0.04528 | 94 | 79 | 13 | 2 |
2477 | It's the Democratic candidate field for president of the Snowman Union. | 1.1809 | 0.04528 | 94 | 79 | 13 | 2 |
2478 | Frosty said he'd be back again one day, but I didn't realize he'd bring back up. | 1.1807 | 0.04892 | 83 | 70 | 11 | 2 |
2479 | Monotony creates illusion darling. Believe me no ufos and no walking snowmen exist. | 1.1807 | 0.05184 | 83 | 71 | 9 | 3 |
2480 | No pressure here. | 1.1807 | 0.04892 | 83 | 70 | 11 | 2 |
2481 | Impeach! Impeach! Before we melt!!! | 1.1807 | 0.05184 | 83 | 71 | 9 | 3 |
2482 | Relax, I see there is a warm front coming | 1.1807 | 0.04892 | 83 | 70 | 11 | 2 |
2483 | Guess they didn't like my article that says they're the new clowns, outdated and scary." | 1.1800 | 0.04353 | 100 | 84 | 14 | 2 |
2484 | Don't worry, honey. They're more afraid of you. | 1.1798 | 0.04676 | 89 | 75 | 12 | 2 |
2485 | I need to order more carrots... | 1.1798 | 0.04676 | 89 | 75 | 12 | 2 |
2486 | Apparently there’s a carrot shortage this Christmas. | 1.1798 | 0.04676 | 89 | 75 | 12 | 2 |
2487 | I’ve found an Amazon deal on the yarn but do you really want to do this? | 1.1798 | 0.04676 | 89 | 75 | 12 | 2 |
2488 | There must have been some magic in that old wool yarn you found. | 1.1798 | 0.04676 | 89 | 75 | 12 | 2 |
2489 | Looks like your scarf is the cool item this winter. | 1.1798 | 0.04394 | 89 | 74 | 14 | 1 |
2490 | Look Honey they’re cold. I’m going to let them in. | 1.1798 | 0.04394 | 89 | 74 | 14 | 1 |
2491 | Honey did you forget to turn on the Christmas lights? | 1.1798 | 0.04676 | 89 | 75 | 12 | 2 |
2492 | I think it's about time to put down the yarn, Emily. | 1.1798 | 0.04676 | 89 | 75 | 12 | 2 |
2493 | Tell them,no silk hats here. | 1.1798 | 0.04394 | 89 | 74 | 14 | 1 |
2494 | He doesn’t believe me when I say Al Gore will never be his president. | 1.1798 | 0.04676 | 89 | 75 | 12 | 2 |
2495 | Now are you ready to take global warming seriously? | 1.1798 | 0.04941 | 89 | 76 | 10 | 3 |
2496 | I know snowman is an island, but this is ridiculous. | 1.1789 | 0.04959 | 95 | 82 | 9 | 4 |
2497 | I started with just one, but you know how things snowball. | 1.1789 | 0.04728 | 95 | 81 | 11 | 3 |
2498 | They are feeling cold, let them in! | 1.1789 | 0.04227 | 95 | 79 | 15 | 1 |
2499 | Yes, I really shouldn’t shop online when I’m drunk. | 1.1786 | 0.05399 | 84 | 73 | 7 | 4 |
2500 | I don't know if I'll ever get used to these GMO snowmen. | 1.1786 | 0.04532 | 84 | 70 | 13 | 1 |
2501 | They're waiting for the scarves. It's cold out there | 1.1782 | 0.04750 | 101 | 87 | 10 | 4 |
2502 | The rumored third party organization is said to be a chilling assortment of long-nosed white nationals... | 1.1782 | 0.03827 | 101 | 83 | 18 | 0 |
2503 | I think our WIFI has been hacked | 1.1782 | 0.04077 | 101 | 84 | 16 | 1 |
2504 | Next time you press 'Order now' to get me a hat and scarf to go with my mittens, make sure the site says 'Snowman not included.' And whatever you do, pay attention when it says 'Press only once.' | 1.1778 | 0.04890 | 90 | 80 | 6 | 4 |
2505 | Apparently, this is happening all over. They know we have climate control. | 1.1778 | 0.04890 | 90 | 77 | 10 | 3 |
2506 | I think I'm going to need more yarn, dear. | 1.1778 | 0.04350 | 90 | 75 | 14 | 1 |
2507 | Don't worry, honey, weather forecast says a warming trend by morning. | 1.1778 | 0.04053 | 90 | 74 | 16 | 0 |
2508 | Fairy tale my foot | 1.1778 | 0.04350 | 90 | 75 | 14 | 1 |
2509 | I dunno | 1.1778 | 0.05139 | 90 | 78 | 8 | 4 |
2510 | Stop being such a snowflake. Get over it. | 1.1778 | 0.04890 | 90 | 77 | 10 | 3 |
2511 | Honey, look how fast the neighborhood is gentrifying! | 1.1778 | 0.04350 | 90 | 75 | 14 | 1 |
2512 | Checking now, but I'm pretty sure we ordered them with organic noses. | 1.1778 | 0.04350 | 90 | 75 | 14 | 1 |
2513 | All Wikipedia says is that two section bodies are mostly European and 3 section are USA & Canadian. There's no advice about what to do if you run out of carrots. | 1.1778 | 0.04350 | 90 | 75 | 14 | 1 |
2514 | I’ve hired a snowman army to protect us from porch pirates. We’re safe until spring. | 1.1778 | 0.05139 | 90 | 78 | 8 | 4 |
2515 | Honey, how about this all-expenses-paid cruise to to the Alaskan glaciers? | 1.1778 | 0.04890 | 90 | 77 | 10 | 3 |
2516 | Oh Frank...that reminds me....were out of carrots.... | 1.1778 | 0.04350 | 90 | 75 | 14 | 1 |
2517 | Well, the weatherman did call it a snowpocalypse. | 1.1778 | 0.04350 | 90 | 75 | 14 | 1 |
2518 | Yes dear. I remember the hat you made for the neighbor's snowman. Why? | 1.1778 | 0.04890 | 90 | 77 | 10 | 3 |
2519 | Honey, don't be ridiculous, we don't need a wall on the northern border. | 1.1778 | 0.04628 | 90 | 76 | 12 | 2 |
2520 | Knit a MAGA hat and they'll all go away. | 1.1778 | 0.04628 | 90 | 76 | 12 | 2 |
2521 | I can't imagine what it's like, but there's a holiday/horror crossover playing at 8. | 1.1778 | 0.04628 | 90 | 76 | 12 | 2 |
2522 | Um...Honey?!? | 1.1778 | 0.04053 | 90 | 74 | 16 | 0 |
2523 | I'm dreaming of a white Christmas. | 1.1778 | 0.04628 | 90 | 76 | 12 | 2 |
2524 | The internet forecast says the weather outside is frightful!" | 1.1778 | 0.04628 | 90 | 76 | 12 | 2 |
2525 | Ignore them. They'll be gone by April. | 1.1778 | 0.05139 | 90 | 78 | 8 | 4 |
2526 | Ok then , maybe we should switch to the fireplace channel , and all our troubles will just melt away. | 1.1778 | 0.04628 | 90 | 76 | 12 | 2 |
2527 | Wow the weather outside really is frightful | 1.1778 | 0.04628 | 90 | 76 | 12 | 2 |
2528 | Quick, get a fire going! | 1.1778 | 0.04350 | 90 | 75 | 14 | 1 |
2529 | They want you to knit them something warmer than just a hat and scarf. | 1.1778 | 0.04350 | 90 | 75 | 14 | 1 |
2530 | At least it isn't the Minions again. | 1.1778 | 0.04628 | 90 | 76 | 12 | 2 |
2531 | I need to learn how to use Facebook invites | 1.1778 | 0.05139 | 90 | 78 | 8 | 4 |
2532 | Oh look, he forgot his hat. | 1.1778 | 0.04350 | 90 | 75 | 14 | 1 |
2533 | They've never seen an interracial couple before. | 1.1778 | 0.04628 | 90 | 76 | 12 | 2 |
2534 | Honey, this is getting absurd. Can we just order the scarves off amazon? | 1.1778 | 0.04628 | 90 | 76 | 12 | 2 |
2535 | It says here they're protesting global warming. | 1.1778 | 0.04350 | 90 | 75 | 14 | 1 |
2536 | Apparently they prefer a four-ply yarn. | 1.1778 | 0.04628 | 90 | 76 | 12 | 2 |
2537 | Honey, they asked for the Amazon order of buttons and pipes 2 weeks ago! | 1.1778 | 0.04628 | 90 | 76 | 12 | 2 |
2538 | Ignore them. They said it is too cold outside. | 1.1778 | 0.04350 | 90 | 75 | 14 | 1 |
2539 | Huh. I just clicked on this button that says ‘Frosty Flash Mob’ but nothing happened. | 1.1778 | 0.04350 | 90 | 75 | 14 | 1 |
2540 | Look, Linda, they’ll stop coming when you stop knitting them those ridiculous hats and scarves. | 1.1778 | 0.04628 | 90 | 76 | 12 | 2 |
2541 | What do you mean, "zombie snowpocalypse?" | 1.1778 | 0.04890 | 90 | 77 | 10 | 3 |
2542 | I told you not to order a big freezer. | 1.1778 | 0.04350 | 90 | 75 | 14 | 1 |
2543 | Dear, while Jimmy is outside making snowmen, I think we should reconsider the dosage they recommended to treat his ADHD? | 1.1778 | 0.04628 | 90 | 76 | 12 | 2 |
2544 | Ummm, Hon....? | 1.1778 | 0.04350 | 90 | 75 | 14 | 1 |
2545 | I'm guessing you don't want gloves | 1.1778 | 0.04890 | 90 | 77 | 10 | 3 |
2546 | I told you the war on Christmas was real. | 1.1778 | 0.04350 | 90 | 75 | 14 | 1 |
2547 | Long range weather predicts they'll be here until early March. | 1.1778 | 0.04350 | 90 | 75 | 14 | 1 |
2548 | I’ll look up if the carrots are still considered vegan. | 1.1778 | 0.04890 | 90 | 77 | 10 | 3 |
2549 | Sure, I once did some radical cloning research, but it was all put in deep freeze. Why do you ask? | 1.1778 | 0.04890 | 90 | 77 | 10 | 3 |
2550 | Ah...this is the anti-global warming snow men strike..! | 1.1765 | 0.05520 | 68 | 58 | 8 | 2 |
2551 | They know you are a global warning skeptic. | 1.1765 | 0.05520 | 68 | 58 | 8 | 2 |
2552 | | heard once you should dress | for the job you want and not | the job you have, so...” | 1.1758 | 0.04840 | 91 | 78 | 10 | 3 |
2553 | Well, that was fast. Here come the carrots you wanted for the soup. | 1.1758 | 0.04840 | 91 | 78 | 10 | 3 |
2554 | Ok, Only 4 stars. What if we say "Sweet place, cozy for two, nosy neighbors" | 1.1758 | 0.04306 | 91 | 76 | 14 | 1 |
2555 | Did you open SPAM from snowman? | 1.1758 | 0.04306 | 91 | 76 | 14 | 1 |
2556 | I told you not to make eye contact. Now they’ll be expecting sweaters. | 1.1758 | 0.04581 | 91 | 77 | 12 | 2 |
2557 | Remember those carrots you planted? | 1.1758 | 0.04306 | 91 | 76 | 14 | 1 |
2558 | About the same as fruit flys. Why do you ask? | 1.1758 | 0.04840 | 91 | 78 | 10 | 3 |
2559 | Would you please turn off the Dr. Who marathon? They think they're daleks . . . . | 1.1758 | 0.04581 | 91 | 77 | 12 | 2 |
2560 | Winter is coming. Beware the white-walkers. | 1.1758 | 0.04581 | 91 | 77 | 12 | 2 |
2561 | Watch what happens when I press the “delete” key! | 1.1758 | 0.05321 | 91 | 80 | 6 | 5 |
2562 | Wow, Carol! That picture you posted of a Snow Woman in a bikini has over 1,000 likes! How many followers do you even have?! | 1.1758 | 0.04840 | 91 | 78 | 10 | 3 |
2563 | I'll order more wool. | 1.1758 | 0.05086 | 91 | 79 | 8 | 4 |
2564 | Try Googling "Snowmagedon." | 1.1758 | 0.04581 | 91 | 77 | 12 | 2 |
2565 | Sorry, Janice, but I just don't think there's a market for "Snowman couture." | 1.1758 | 0.04581 | 91 | 77 | 12 | 2 |
2566 | The war on Christmas isn't going well. | 1.1758 | 0.04581 | 91 | 77 | 12 | 2 |
2567 | You said Guiness Book of Wool Records, right? | 1.1758 | 0.05321 | 91 | 80 | 6 | 5 |
2568 | I told you not to post all those social media pictures. | 1.1758 | 0.04840 | 91 | 78 | 10 | 3 |
2569 | I don't want that neighbor boy over here anymore, he is a bit odd. | 1.1758 | 0.04581 | 91 | 77 | 12 | 2 |
2570 | ''They'll all be gone after our housewarming." | 1.1758 | 0.05086 | 91 | 79 | 8 | 4 |
2571 | Honey, would you go answer the door? | 1.1758 | 0.04840 | 91 | 78 | 10 | 3 |
2572 | We're snowed in again. | 1.1758 | 0.04013 | 91 | 75 | 16 | 0 |
2573 | I told you not to knit him that scarf. | 1.1758 | 0.04840 | 91 | 78 | 10 | 3 |
2574 | Honey, are you streaming Frosty again? | 1.1758 | 0.04840 | 91 | 78 | 10 | 3 |
2575 | I think the snowmen are unionizing. | 1.1758 | 0.04306 | 91 | 76 | 14 | 1 |
2576 | Is there any advice online other than "Wait for Spring"? | 1.1758 | 0.04840 | 91 | 78 | 10 | 3 |
2577 | You let them in this time. I'm getting sick of it. | 1.1758 | 0.04581 | 91 | 77 | 12 | 2 |
2578 | How many more hats do I have to knit? | 1.1758 | 0.04840 | 91 | 78 | 10 | 3 |
2579 | Choose only one and I’ll melt the others | 1.1758 | 0.04840 | 91 | 78 | 10 | 3 |
2580 | Honey, I swear, this is the absolute last snowman I'm going to buy on Amazon. | 1.1758 | 0.04581 | 91 | 77 | 12 | 2 |
2581 | PAY NO ATTENTION, THEY JUST WANT MORE CARROTS. | 1.1758 | 0.04013 | 91 | 75 | 16 | 0 |
2582 | They let you order as many as you want and send back the ones that don't fit the kids. | 1.1758 | 0.04581 | 91 | 77 | 12 | 2 |
2583 | Can you knit a little faster? | 1.1758 | 0.04306 | 91 | 76 | 14 | 1 |
2584 | I hate cold carrots | 1.1758 | 0.04581 | 91 | 77 | 12 | 2 |
2585 | They'll go away eventually. | 1.1758 | 0.04306 | 91 | 76 | 14 | 1 |
2586 | They're so much uglier in person. | 1.1758 | 0.04581 | 91 | 77 | 12 | 2 |
2587 | I'm telling ya, if we let them in, they'll ruin the carpet. | 1.1758 | 0.04013 | 91 | 75 | 16 | 0 |
2588 | Honey, do you hear a thumpety thump thump sound? | 1.1758 | 0.04581 | 91 | 77 | 12 | 2 |
2589 | I was thinking George, how about a carrot casserole for Christmas dinner? | 1.1758 | 0.04306 | 91 | 76 | 14 | 1 |
2590 | Well if they are looking for a frigid wife they’ve come to the right house. | 1.1758 | 0.04840 | 91 | 78 | 10 | 3 |
2591 | You're the one who said we didn't need undersoil heating. | 1.1758 | 0.04581 | 91 | 77 | 12 | 2 |
2592 | The homeless snowmen think they won't melt in here because they heard we're Republicans. | 1.1758 | 0.04581 | 91 | 77 | 12 | 2 |
2593 | Honey, the carolers are here. | 1.1758 | 0.04581 | 91 | 77 | 12 | 2 |
2594 | Look, they say here we're breaking records in "snow-man" accumulation. Must be a typo. They must mean snow accumulation. | 1.1758 | 0.04840 | 91 | 78 | 10 | 3 |
2595 | I told you to stop singing that song! | 1.1758 | 0.04581 | 91 | 77 | 12 | 2 |
2596 | I think they want the hummus | 1.1758 | 0.04013 | 91 | 75 | 16 | 0 |
2597 | OK, who else wants a scarf? | 1.1758 | 0.04013 | 91 | 75 | 16 | 0 |
2598 | Maybe we should turn the heat up a bit, honey! I'm feeling Frosty! | 1.1758 | 0.04581 | 91 | 77 | 12 | 2 |
2599 | Maybe we should re-think getting Jimmy an Xbox for Christmas. | 1.1758 | 0.04306 | 91 | 76 | 14 | 1 |
2600 | I told you that hand made hat would create jealousy in the neighborhood! | 1.1758 | 0.04581 | 91 | 77 | 12 | 2 |
2601 | Honey, your handmade hat's are trending on Etsy!! | 1.1758 | 0.04306 | 91 | 76 | 14 | 1 |
2602 | No corncob pipe...? No top hat...? Sorry...don’t know ‘em.... | 1.1758 | 0.04306 | 91 | 76 | 14 | 1 |
2603 | I can only knit mittens so fast... | 1.1758 | 0.04306 | 91 | 76 | 14 | 1 |
2604 | NOW can we turn up the thermostat? | 1.1758 | 0.04840 | 91 | 78 | 10 | 3 |
2605 | Don't worry, Bae. I'm gonna find something on Netflix to let 'em all chill. | 1.1758 | 0.04581 | 91 | 77 | 12 | 2 |
2606 | They’re climate change refugees. | 1.1758 | 0.04840 | 91 | 78 | 10 | 3 |
2607 | Come spring and you will realize they are all just a bunch of transients. | 1.1758 | 0.04013 | 91 | 75 | 16 | 0 |
2608 | I could've sworn that there were more snowmen outside this morning. | 1.1758 | 0.04581 | 91 | 77 | 12 | 2 |
2609 | Jehovah’s Witnesses are getting more creative with their recruitment | 1.1758 | 0.04013 | 91 | 75 | 16 | 0 |
2610 | What did you tweet about snowmen | 1.1758 | 0.04840 | 91 | 78 | 10 | 3 |
2611 | Remember how you told Frosty to come back again some day, and bring a friend? | 1.1758 | 0.04840 | 91 | 78 | 10 | 3 |
2612 | Let me try editing my Wikipedia entry on snowmen. I don't think they were happy with being described as anthropomorphic. | 1.1750 | 0.04630 | 80 | 67 | 12 | 1 |
2613 | This is what I'm talking about Carl! There are literally a hundred snowmen staring in our window, yet you can't be bothered to look up for five seconds. You're at the office all day. Could you at least be present for the few hours we have together‽ | 1.1750 | 0.04630 | 80 | 67 | 12 | 1 |
2614 | They really weren't kidding about that aggressive snowstorm. | 1.1750 | 0.05270 | 80 | 69 | 8 | 3 |
2615 | Don’t let them in. In 30 seconds, they’ll want out again. | 1.1750 | 0.04960 | 80 | 68 | 10 | 2 |
2616 | How about a yalmulka? | 1.1750 | 0.05270 | 80 | 69 | 8 | 3 |
2617 | Now who do you suppose would want to hijack a carrot truck? | 1.1750 | 0.04960 | 80 | 68 | 10 | 2 |
2618 | Who knew Snowmen trick or treated for carrots at Christmas?Honey, We ran out, Could you run to the store to get some more? | 1.1750 | 0.05562 | 80 | 70 | 6 | 4 |
2619 | You must have put our old freezer up for sale on Craig's Lst. | 1.1744 | 0.04734 | 86 | 73 | 11 | 2 |
2620 | I know it's hard, but it's really kinder not to let them. | 1.1744 | 0.04436 | 86 | 72 | 13 | 1 |
2621 | Google has nothing on this. I'd say it's the Army of the Snowpocalypse... | 1.1744 | 0.04734 | 86 | 73 | 11 | 2 |
2622 | Hey, Calvin and Hobbes lefts us here, is it OK if we stay? | 1.1744 | 0.04734 | 86 | 73 | 11 | 2 |
2623 | Don't worry. They are just here to chill out. | 1.1744 | 0.04734 | 86 | 73 | 11 | 2 |
2624 | If you're cold they're cold. | 1.1744 | 0.05015 | 86 | 74 | 9 | 3 |
2625 | You ready to light the Menorah? | 1.1744 | 0.04734 | 86 | 73 | 11 | 2 |
2626 | Get the snowblower. | 1.1744 | 0.04734 | 86 | 73 | 11 | 2 |
2627 | Your friends are back to play so please get off your laptop now ! | 1.1744 | 0.04734 | 86 | 73 | 11 | 2 |
2628 | I told you too much carrot soup was bad for you | 1.1744 | 0.04734 | 86 | 73 | 11 | 2 |
2629 | They're all so worried about the global warming rumors but fail to comprehend that they're not expected to survive past spring. | 1.1739 | 0.05445 | 69 | 59 | 8 | 2 |
2630 | Frosty Apocalypse | 1.1739 | 0.05445 | 69 | 59 | 8 | 2 |
2631 | Honey, what do you think about corrots for dinner? | 1.1739 | 0.04791 | 92 | 79 | 10 | 3 |
2632 | Let's hope they do not sneeze. | 1.1739 | 0.04535 | 92 | 78 | 12 | 2 |
2633 | So many snowmen, so little twine. | 1.1735 | 0.04816 | 98 | 85 | 9 | 4 |
2634 | Woman: Honey! There | 1.1728 | 0.05209 | 81 | 70 | 8 | 3 |
2635 | Honey, would you let Frosty in? | 1.1728 | 0.05209 | 81 | 70 | 8 | 3 |
2636 | Students when the school doesn't call for a snow day. | 1.1724 | 0.04961 | 87 | 75 | 9 | 3 |
2637 | They are protesting climate deniers. Do not be afraid, their only weapon is science. | 1.1720 | 0.04490 | 93 | 79 | 12 | 2 |
2638 | You let in one. They all want in. | 1.1714 | 0.03936 | 105 | 88 | 16 | 1 |
2639 | Uh Houston, we’ve got a problem | 1.1705 | 0.04634 | 88 | 75 | 11 | 2 |
2640 | Last floor with a bathroom before the moon.” | 1.1705 | 0.05167 | 88 | 77 | 7 | 4 |
2641 | Sic itur ad astra? | 1.1705 | 0.04343 | 88 | 74 | 13 | 1 |
2642 | I think they do like your knitting, Karen. | 1.1705 | 0.04634 | 88 | 75 | 11 | 2 |
2643 | You "Tell Them " that Amazon has their 3000 scarves on back order. | 1.1705 | 0.04908 | 88 | 76 | 9 | 3 |
2644 | If you build it, they will come. | 1.1705 | 0.04343 | 88 | 74 | 13 | 1 |
2645 | It’s the KKK snowman group....they don’t like mixed race couples. | 1.1705 | 0.04634 | 88 | 75 | 11 | 2 |
2646 | I guess it's time to face the truth - they are mine | 1.1705 | 0.04343 | 88 | 74 | 13 | 1 |
2647 | I ordered you a 20-carat gift and it should arrive shortly. | 1.1705 | 0.04908 | 88 | 76 | 9 | 3 |
2648 | They love a good holiday tableau | 1.1705 | 0.04634 | 88 | 75 | 11 | 2 |
2649 | That's just their way of asking when you'll have the rest of the scarves done. And the last three caps. | 1.1705 | 0.04908 | 88 | 76 | 9 | 3 |
2650 | Betcha you can’t find Frosty | 1.1705 | 0.05167 | 88 | 77 | 7 | 4 |
2651 | For the millionth time, stop touching the thermostat. | 1.1705 | 0.04343 | 88 | 74 | 13 | 1 |
2652 | Can it be spring already? | 1.1705 | 0.04634 | 88 | 75 | 11 | 2 |
2653 | Isn’t augmented reality cool? | 1.1705 | 0.04343 | 88 | 74 | 13 | 1 |
2654 | They’re aware spring is coming, but they believe in you, Frank. | 1.1705 | 0.04908 | 88 | 76 | 9 | 3 |
2655 | Don't worry dear, Global Warming will take care of them. | 1.1705 | 0.04634 | 88 | 75 | 11 | 2 |
2656 | Well he's got 150,000 followers on Instagram. What did you expect? | 1.1705 | 0.04908 | 88 | 76 | 9 | 3 |
2657 | Did we run out of veggies? | 1.1705 | 0.04634 | 88 | 75 | 11 | 2 |
2658 | Oh dear, I hope we have enough ice! | 1.1705 | 0.04031 | 88 | 73 | 15 | 0 |
2659 | I ran the numbers. Technically it would be easier to just look the other way than to turn them all. | 1.1705 | 0.05167 | 88 | 77 | 7 | 4 |
2660 | Hopefully all of our problems will just melt away | 1.1705 | 0.04343 | 88 | 74 | 13 | 1 |
2661 | Ignore them. They yearn for the warmth but fear the heat. They're also confused by a household not all white. Let's face it, snowpeople are a bunch of racists. Close the curtains. I'm fed up. | 1.1705 | 0.05167 | 88 | 77 | 7 | 4 |
2662 | According to Google, a “Gathering of expressionless snowmen,” means there is a Snowman Apocalypse. | 1.1705 | 0.04343 | 88 | 74 | 13 | 1 |
2663 | I just Googled it. Evidently it's a new wave of immigrants | 1.1705 | 0.04343 | 88 | 74 | 13 | 1 |
2664 | Winter is coming. | 1.1705 | 0.04031 | 88 | 73 | 15 | 0 |
2665 | Marcy, I think you have a crochet scarf supply problem. | 1.1705 | 0.04634 | 88 | 75 | 11 | 2 |
2666 | Of course Melanie, I’ll grab the flamethrower. | 1.1705 | 0.04634 | 88 | 75 | 11 | 2 |
2667 | I forgot to warn you what happens this time of year as a recruiter. | 1.1705 | 0.04634 | 88 | 75 | 11 | 2 |
2668 | Hey, we could use some more scarfs. | 1.1705 | 0.05167 | 88 | 77 | 7 | 4 |
2669 | Are you sure you know how to cancel an order on that app? | 1.1705 | 0.04343 | 88 | 74 | 13 | 1 |
2670 | I think I found Waldo | 1.1705 | 0.04908 | 88 | 76 | 9 | 3 |
2671 | It's got to he hygge soon, right? | 1.1705 | 0.04634 | 88 | 75 | 11 | 2 |
2672 | I always feel safer in the summer. | 1.1705 | 0.04908 | 88 | 76 | 9 | 3 |
2673 | Apparently Frosty passed away. His silk hat was found next to global warming sign. | 1.1705 | 0.04343 | 88 | 74 | 13 | 1 |
2674 | I'm not sure about your "more the merrier" theory | 1.1705 | 0.04343 | 88 | 74 | 13 | 1 |
2675 | They protest every year - the carrot noses are apparently very difficult to breath through. | 1.1705 | 0.05414 | 88 | 78 | 5 | 5 |
2676 | There are some who do care about my knitting. | 1.1705 | 0.04634 | 88 | 75 | 11 | 2 |
2677 | Just because they can’t speak evil doesn’t mean they don’t want to. | 1.1705 | 0.05414 | 88 | 78 | 5 | 5 |
2678 | They suggest brandishing a snow blower. | 1.1705 | 0.04908 | 88 | 76 | 9 | 3 |
2679 | Breaking news says we're being invaded by zombie snowmen. | 1.1705 | 0.04634 | 88 | 75 | 11 | 2 |
2680 | You're the one who wanted to watch "Frosty the Snowman". | 1.1705 | 0.04031 | 88 | 73 | 15 | 0 |
2681 | What's worse than the Abominable Snowman? Hummm . . . let me look that up. | 1.1705 | 0.04343 | 88 | 74 | 13 | 1 |
2682 | They’re saying someone hacked into all of the Alexa’s and put “Let it snow, let it snow, let it snow” on repeat. | 1.1705 | 0.04634 | 88 | 75 | 11 | 2 |
2683 | I told you not to feed them the Christmas cookies. | 1.1705 | 0.04634 | 88 | 75 | 11 | 2 |
2684 | Honey, I searched your symptoms on web MD. It says you have schizophrenia | 1.1705 | 0.04634 | 88 | 75 | 11 | 2 |
2685 | It appears the Democrats are now in a frenzy about a snowman apocalypse. What will they come up with next? | 1.1705 | 0.04908 | 88 | 76 | 9 | 3 |
2686 | Googling ‘Snowman apocalypse’... | 1.1705 | 0.04343 | 88 | 74 | 13 | 1 |
2687 | We're traped until they met! | 1.1705 | 0.04343 | 88 | 74 | 13 | 1 |
2688 | I see that Calvin is making zombie snowmen again. | 1.1705 | 0.04343 | 88 | 74 | 13 | 1 |
2689 | I just listed the corn cob pipe for sale. | 1.1705 | 0.04908 | 88 | 76 | 9 | 3 |
2690 | They don't understand the concept of Face Time. | 1.1705 | 0.04343 | 88 | 74 | 13 | 1 |
2691 | Apparently,they seek only uneaten fruitcake. | 1.1705 | 0.04343 | 88 | 74 | 13 | 1 |
2692 | Point taken, I should have re-ordered his OCD meds before the blizzard! | 1.1705 | 0.04908 | 88 | 76 | 9 | 3 |
2693 | Why don't you knit some steel bars for the window while you're at it, Betsy Ross? | 1.1705 | 0.04634 | 88 | 75 | 11 | 2 |
2694 | Why am I suddenly getting ads for snowblowers? | 1.1705 | 0.04634 | 88 | 75 | 11 | 2 |
2695 | It's the eyes, so cold and dead, that scare me. | 1.1705 | 0.04634 | 88 | 75 | 11 | 2 |
2696 | Oh my god, John; Look! Sigh... Carol... We need to talk. I think you are too knitty. | 1.1705 | 0.04634 | 88 | 75 | 11 | 2 |
2697 | I was okay with three French hens and two turtle doves, but two thousand snowmen?? | 1.1705 | 0.04343 | 88 | 74 | 13 | 1 |
2698 | I told you there'd be hell to pay for letting the dog pee on that snowman! | 1.1705 | 0.05167 | 88 | 77 | 7 | 4 |
2699 | I told you not to call them "Magic Hats". | 1.1705 | 0.04908 | 88 | 76 | 9 | 3 |
2700 | So, how many mufflers can you make and how quickly!! | 1.1705 | 0.04634 | 88 | 75 | 11 | 2 |
2701 | Honey, just let it go | 1.1705 | 0.04634 | 88 | 75 | 11 | 2 |
2702 | Relax, I'm Jordan Peele. | 1.1705 | 0.04634 | 88 | 75 | 11 | 2 |
2703 | Excuse me miss do you have a minute to talk about our lord and savior, Mr. Do You Want to Build A Snowman? | 1.1705 | 0.04908 | 88 | 76 | 9 | 3 |
2704 | So glad I finally found a use for all those Costco carrots. | 1.1705 | 0.04031 | 88 | 73 | 15 | 0 |
2705 | Yes, but I'm not sure they fit the legal definition of a climate refugee. | 1.1705 | 0.04634 | 88 | 75 | 11 | 2 |
2706 | Slaughterhouse-Five vacation days. | 1.1705 | 0.05167 | 88 | 77 | 7 | 4 |
2707 | Honey, I think they want us to buy the Tesla. | 1.1705 | 0.04908 | 88 | 76 | 9 | 3 |
2708 | I have a good feeling someone is watching us! | 1.1705 | 0.04634 | 88 | 75 | 11 | 2 |
2709 | OMG. One of the guys has a hat sticking up! | 1.1705 | 0.04634 | 88 | 75 | 11 | 2 |
2710 | Looks like they're back again, waiting patiently for us to 'Netflix and chill'. | 1.1705 | 0.04634 | 88 | 75 | 11 | 2 |
2711 | We should have expected this, trying to deal with Cabin Fever by watching "The Birds" on Netflix. | 1.1705 | 0.04634 | 88 | 75 | 11 | 2 |
2712 | Dear,would you mind turning up the heat? | 1.1705 | 0.04343 | 88 | 74 | 13 | 1 |
2713 | The neighbors' kid has Attention Deficit Disorder. | 1.1705 | 0.04634 | 88 | 75 | 11 | 2 |
2714 | No John, they definitely can see us. | 1.1705 | 0.04634 | 88 | 75 | 11 | 2 |
2715 | Relax, sunny with a high of 38 tomorrow. | 1.1705 | 0.04634 | 88 | 75 | 11 | 2 |
2716 | The tweet says it's to help the coal industry and carrot farmers. | 1.1705 | 0.04634 | 88 |