Contest #690


Cartoon

690

The winning captions

These captions are chosen by The New Yorker.

  1. "Please watch your small step."
  2. “I'm sorry, I just assumed you'd want to go up.”
  3. “After the top floor, you're on your own.”


Name Value
Submission deadline 2019-12-15T22:01:00.000Z
Voting started -
Voting ended 2020-01-05T22:05:00.000Z
Finalists announced 2019-12-30T22:04:00.000Z
Magazine(s) announcing finalists issued January 6, 2019
Number of captions 5097
Number of responses 37165
Number of participants -


Dashboard

In this table, the "mean" means the empirically measured average funniness score when the "unfunny", "somewhat funny" and "funny" receive a funniness score of 1, 2, 3 respectively. "Precison" is the standard error of the mean, the standard deviation of the mean estimate. With that, a caption with an empirical mean μ and precision σ has true mean in the range [μ - 2σ, μ + 2σ] with 95% probability by the 68-95-99.7 rule assuming the responses are indepedent and identically distributed.

Rank Caption Mean Precision Total votes "Unfunny" votes "Somewhat funny" votes "Funny" votes
0 3 ..2.. 1.. 2.6713 0.03416 432 61 20 351
1 My mother in law sucks all the oxygen out of the room. 1.9592 0.12697 49 20 11 18
2 ... in case it DOESN’T stop at the penthouse ?? 1.7391 0.16890 23 11 7 5
3 Psychiatry - 5th floor, huh? Me too ! 1.6316 0.19058 19 11 4 4
4 New suit? 1.6111 0.18327 18 10 5 3
5 Just one small step and you'll be in the lobby. 1.6087 0.16321 23 13 6 4
6 Watch your one small step, please. 1.6000 0.16330 25 15 5 5
7 I agree, the fragrance spritzers are a bit insistent... 1.5714 0.36886 7 5 0 2
8 Would you like me to call the shuttle for you? 1.5652 0.15175 23 13 7 3
9 How long do you have to wear that before you win the bet? 1.5556 0.16612 18 10 6 2
10 One of us wore the wrong uniform. 1.5556 0.24216 9 5 3 1
11 Taking off this afternoon, sir? 1.5455 0.17065 22 14 4 4
12 Try jumping while we go down. It feels like there’s no gravity. 1.5385 0.21529 13 8 3 2
13 Don’t worry , word is that Mr. Johnson is not having lentil soup for lunch again today 1.5333 0.21529 15 10 2 3
14 This is Trump Tower—we are all going down. 1.5333 0.19190 15 9 4 2
15 Sir, would you like me to call a shuttle? 1.5263 0.17718 19 12 4 3
16 I might only be able to take you part way 1.5238 0.16358 21 13 5 3
17 When I said the lobby lacks atmosphere I didn’t mean it literally. 1.5000 0.26874 10 7 1 2
18 I'd be happy to count down from ten, sir, but I draw the line at making rocket noises. 1.5000 0.20211 18 13 1 4
19 Going up, Sir? 1.5000 0.20211 18 13 1 4
20 This is as far as we go. 1.5000 0.20300 14 9 3 2
21 NASA cut your budget again? 1.5000 0.16667 18 11 5 2
22 So they put you on the smoking floor. 1.5000 0.20412 16 11 2 3
23 Your room key entitles you to infinity, but not beyond 1.5000 0.20300 14 9 3 2
24 Observation level, please.... 1.5000 0.26874 10 7 1 2
25 They say dress for the job you want, not the one you have 1.4737 0.17718 19 13 3 3
26 I think it just left. 1.4737 0.17718 19 13 3 3
27 Funny! We both work in transportation 1.4706 0.17400 17 11 4 2
28 I just needed some space. 1.4706 0.15141 17 10 6 1
29 Ok, if I must... 10!..9!...8!..7!.. 1.4706 0.19398 17 12 2 3
30 Should I call you a shuttle, sir? 1.4706 0.17400 17 11 4 2
31 Space Available” just meant there’s an office to rent. 1.4667 0.16523 15 9 5 1
32 To infinity, or beyond? 1.4667 0.19190 15 10 3 2
33 Sorry, sir, but one G is the lowest I can go 1.4667 0.21529 15 11 1 3
34 Houston, we DEFINITELY have a problem 1.4667 0.19190 15 10 3 2
35 Sir, I don’t think this is what it means to ‘dress for the job you want...’ 1.4667 0.21529 15 11 1 3
36 I have never been more certain. If you smelt it, you dealt it. 1.4615 0.21529 13 9 2 2
37 Sir, this IS beyond. 1.4615 0.18311 13 8 4 1
38 I don't think we go that high. 1.4615 0.14391 13 7 6 0
39 Sorry sir, we don’t have space in the building. 1.4615 0.18311 13 8 4 1
40 Ground floor for Major Tom? 1.4615 0.21529 13 9 2 2
41 The restaurant has a great view but no atmosphere. 1.4615 0.18311 13 8 4 1
42 Welcome back sir. Long trip? 1.4615 0.21529 13 9 2 2
43 The star just means ground floor. 1.4615 0.21529 13 9 2 2
44 For the millionth time, Tommy, this is as close to the moon as I can get you. 1.4545 0.24730 11 8 1 2
45 only 12,813,333 more floors to go 1.4545 0.20730 11 7 3 1
46 Here ya go Major Tom. 1.4545 0.20730 11 7 3 1
47 You'll get there faster in the express elevator. 1.4545 0.20730 11 7 3 1
48 I agree. Christmas music is really annoying. 1.4444 0.29397 9 7 0 2
49 I don't think we are quite there yet, sir 1.4444 0.18475 18 13 2 3
50 Are you sure you won’t just get the flu shot this year, sir? 1.4444 0.18475 18 13 2 3
51 So you want me to press 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2 and 1 in that order? 1.4444 0.18475 18 13 2 3
52 Shall I call the shuttle, sir? 1.4375 0.18186 16 11 3 2
53 I can get you as far as the roof. 1.4375 0.15729 16 10 5 1
54 Great landing. It's been a privilege riding with you. 1.4286 0.17271 14 9 4 1
55 I prefer personal space. 1.4286 0.20203 14 10 2 2
56 Dress for the job you want, right? 1.4286 0.22761 14 11 0 3
57 You might have been oversold on the view. 1.4286 0.17271 14 9 4 1
58 Psychiatry ? 2nd floor. I’m on my way there too. 1.4286 0.20203 14 10 2 2
59 Going up, i'm assuming? 1.4286 0.17271 14 9 4 1
60 I missed the first shuttle" 1.4211 0.15887 19 13 4 2
61 Oh, sir...actually, today the air quality at the top is much improved. 1.4167 0.19300 12 8 3 1
62 Up sir? 1.4167 0.19300 12 8 3 1
63 Hold your mail again, Sir? 1.4167 0.19300 12 8 3 1
64 Oh so you heard the hotel has no atmosphere? 1.4167 0.19300 12 8 3 1
65 I guess this is the day I finally get to hit THAT button, Mr. Musk. 1.4167 0.22891 12 9 1 2
66 I heard he sucks all the oxygen out of the room. 1.4118 0.19287 17 13 1 3
67 My mother-in-law sucks all the air out of the room 1.4000 0.19024 15 11 2 2
68 This is Venus. Mars is two floors up. 1.4000 0.16330 15 10 4 1
69 Is this the space you were interested in? 1.4000 0.16330 15 10 4 1
70 Look, I'm sorry you missed your flight but I just don't go that high 1.4000 0.19024 15 11 2 2
71 Yes Major Tom, this IS Ground Control. 1.4000 0.22111 10 7 2 1
72 I got on the wrong elevator, didn’t I? 1.4000 0.22111 10 7 2 1
73 You look like you're on a mission. 1.3846 0.18040 13 9 3 1
74 'Going up?' Like I haven't heard that one before. 1.3846 0.21299 13 10 1 2
75 Welcome back, Mrs. Cramden, I think you'll like the changes. 1.3846 0.21299 13 10 1 2
76 Is this going up? 1.3846 0.18040 13 9 3 1
77 I'm sorry Sir, we have a weight room, but no weightless room. 1.3846 0.18040 13 9 3 1
78 It's one small step outside 1.3846 0.18040 13 9 3 1
79 Can you take one giant leap back? 1.3750 0.26305 8 6 1 1
80 To bed, bath and beyond ! 1.3750 0.18298 8 5 3 0
81 You just missed the messenger with the subpoena, sir. 1.3750 0.26305 8 6 1 1
82 It's the flu season, and I'm not done Holiday shopping yet. 1.3750 0.15478 16 11 4 1
83 Actually, down. 1.3750 0.17970 16 12 2 2
84 No, sir, this is the Apollo Theatre. 1.3750 0.18298 8 5 3 0
85 Godspeed, Jerald. 1.3636 0.20328 11 8 2 1
86 And here we are sir, back on Earth. 1.3636 0.15212 11 7 4 0
87 I think sir might be a little disappointed by our free shuttle service. 1.3636 0.20328 11 8 2 1
88 You know what they say, dress for the job you want. 1.3636 0.20328 11 8 2 1
89 How high is this building? 1.3636 0.15212 11 7 4 0
90 Up? I suppose. 1.3636 0.20328 11 8 2 1
91 Yes, recreational is legal, but we don't go that high. 1.3636 0.15212 11 7 4 0
92 That’s one small step for man, and ladies shoes on floor 5. 1.3636 0.20328 11 8 2 1
93 Shall I call you a shuttle? 1.3571 0.16926 14 10 3 1
94 Want to count down with me? 1.3571 0.16926 14 10 3 1
95 You are go for lunch. 1.3571 0.16926 14 10 3 1
96 You'll have to take the stairs the rest of the way. 1.3571 0.16926 14 10 3 1
97 Yes, sir. I believe the cafe serves Tang. 1.3571 0.13289 14 9 5 0
98 Isn’t it obvious? 1.3571 0.19910 14 11 1 2
99 So....is it flat? 1.3571 0.19910 14 11 1 2
100 Did you forget something up there? 1.3571 0.16926 14 10 3 1
101 Should I call for a shuttle? 1.3571 0.19910 14 11 1 2
102 Need a lift? 1.3571 0.19910 14 11 1 2
103 I believe you are taking the space for rent ad a bit too literally sir. 1.3571 0.19910 14 11 1 2
104 I know you’re in there Mrs. Nusbaum and I still expect my Christmas bonus. 1.3571 0.19910 14 11 1 2
105 I think you'll find this floor has the atmosphere you're looking for... 1.3571 0.16926 14 10 3 1
106 The ad said, “Open Space Loft for Rent” 1.3571 0.19910 14 11 1 2
107 I’m guessing that NASA cut the training budget again? 1.3529 0.17023 17 13 2 2
108 Careful, there’s a small step. 1.3529 0.17023 17 13 2 2
109 It's flu season. 1.3333 0.18803 12 9 2 1
110 Our safeword is Buzz Aldrin. 1.3333 0.23570 9 7 1 1
111 This is as far as NASA's budget will take you. 1.3333 0.18803 12 9 2 1
112 Try chewing gum, it’s only twelve floors. 1.3333 0.23570 9 7 1 1
113 Yes, Sir. Space Force is the only branch with an elevator attendant. 1.3333 0.22473 12 10 0 2
114 Will the Penthouse do? 1.3333 0.18687 15 12 1 2
115 For better atmosphere, head over to the cocktail lounge. 1.3333 0.18803 12 9 2 1
116 Not enough oxygen on the third floor, sir? 1.3333 0.23570 9 7 1 1
117 Like I told the others, the President exaggerated the height of this Tower. 1.3333 0.18803 12 9 2 1
118 'Out for a walk, Mr. Armstrong'? 1.3333 0.18803 12 9 2 1
119 Sir, the penthouse is fully pressurized. 1.3333 0.15936 15 11 3 1
120 I heard the food and service was great, but the place has no atmosphere. 1.3333 0.22473 12 10 0 2
121 No, this goes only to the Penthouse. You want the " Where No Man Has Gone Before" lift. 1.3333 0.18803 12 9 2 1
122 I'm late for my porn shoot 1.3333 0.22473 12 10 0 2
123 It's a huge step for me too, sir. 1.3333 0.22473 12 10 0 2
124 Going up is easy, coming down is hard. 1.3333 0.14213 12 8 4 0
125 Going to the EPA hearing, Mr. Wheeler? 1.3333 0.23570 9 7 1 1
126 They said I can decompress in their penthouse. 1.3333 0.22473 12 10 0 2
127 The fake moon landing reunion? It’s in our Area 57 Ballroom. 1.3333 0.16667 9 6 3 0
128 I mean, you could just get the vaccine. 1.3333 0.18803 12 9 2 1
129 Fifth floor. Men's wear 1.3333 0.22473 12 10 0 2
130 We just count backwards from 10, push this little button and up we go !!!! 1.3333 0.18803 12 9 2 1
131 It only goes sixteen floors. 1.3333 0.18803 12 9 2 1
132 'It really is just a small step.' 1.3333 0.14213 12 8 4 0
133 Just push the top button really, really hard. 1.3333 0.22473 12 10 0 2
134 Moon, Mars, or Jupiter? 1.3333 0.14213 12 8 4 0
135 The air was fixed this afternoon, sir! 1.3333 0.23570 9 7 1 1
136 One small lift for man, one giant elevator for mankind. 1.3333 0.16667 9 6 3 0
137 I’m not sure how you’ll manage but the men’s room is two doors down on your left. 1.3333 0.18687 15 12 1 2
138 The air is thinner on the top floor is just an expression. 1.3333 0.18803 12 9 2 1
139 Okay, I'll say it:"The Eagle has landed." 1.3333 0.12599 15 10 5 0
140 You mean the "honey" moon suite, right? 1.3333 0.18687 15 12 1 2
141 3G the apartment, or the gravitational pull? 1.3333 0.22473 12 10 0 2
142 Does he know you're coming? Should I buzz Aldrin? 1.3333 0.18803 12 9 2 1
143 July 16, 1973, Neil became the first man to stay at the Ramada. 1.3333 0.33333 6 5 0 1
144 I think no matter what you say I'm going to disappoint you. 1.3333 0.18803 12 9 2 1
145 I couldn't tell you whether it's an alien atmosphere, sir. I haven't been outside of this elevator since 1962. 1.3333 0.18803 12 9 2 1
146 You might want to be seated. This thing takes off like a rocket ship. 1.3333 0.16667 9 6 3 0
147 It’s my elevator car; they are my controls. 1.3333 0.23570 9 7 1 1
148 Welcome to the land of no personal space. 1.3333 0.22473 12 10 0 2
149 It’s just a few small steps down the corridor on your right, sir...if you get to the giant leap you’ve gone to far 1.3333 0.22473 12 10 0 2
150 Take me to a floor with deep space and no life." 1.3333 0.23570 9 7 1 1
151 No, sir, I'm sorry, this isn't Mars. You're in Washington D.C. 1.3077 0.13323 13 9 4 0
152 Please exit carefully, even if it's one small step for a man. 1.3077 0.17485 13 10 2 1
153 This will be a disappointment. 1.3077 0.17485 13 10 2 1
154 We don't go that high. 1.3077 0.13323 13 9 4 0
155 Sorry we were unable to reach escape velocity, sir. 1.3077 0.17485 13 10 2 1
156 No sir, you did not travel to infinity and beyond. This is just the ground floor. 1.3077 0.17485 13 10 2 1
157 The fuck you looking at, nerd? 1.3077 0.17485 13 10 2 1
158 Have a seat. It's going to be a long ride. 1.3077 0.17485 13 10 2 1
159 It was the last one they had. 1.3077 0.17485 13 10 2 1
160 Sir, this is Hilton. 1.3077 0.17485 13 10 2 1
161 Have a nice day, Miss Maxwell 1.3077 0.17485 13 10 2 1
162 Sir you don’t have to wear that every time you go up 1.3077 0.17485 13 10 2 1
163 Doors closing in T-minus 3. 1.3077 0.17485 13 10 2 1
164 Sorry,Sir,going down. 1.3077 0.17485 13 10 2 1
165 Eh...Define top floor. 1.3077 0.17485 13 10 2 1
166 Sir, I believe the ad said, "spacious" apartments. 1.3077 0.20831 13 11 0 2
167 Do you want me to do the countdown again? 1.3077 0.17485 13 10 2 1
168 I guess you’re going up. 1.3077 0.17485 13 10 2 1
169 More budget cuts? 1.3077 0.17485 13 10 2 1
170 Yes, I’m afraid the restaurant lacks atmosphere. 1.3000 0.15275 10 7 3 0
171 If this things stops at every floor I’m never gonna get there. 1.3000 0.15275 10 7 3 0
172 The lobby is one small step ahead. 1.3000 0.15275 10 7 3 0
173 Going up or to the costume ball 1.3000 0.21344 10 8 1 1
174 If we're really going that high, shouldn't I be wearing one of those too? 1.3000 0.15275 10 7 3 0
175 No more steps for Mankind. Twelfth floor please. 1.3000 0.21344 10 8 1 1
176 I finally found the hotel Wi-Fi signal. 1.3000 0.21344 10 8 1 1
177 Good morning Mister Musk, your Cyber truck will around in a minute. 1.3000 0.21344 10 8 1 1
178 Yes Sir, this is the Stratosphere Hotel but I can't take you to that stratosphere. 1.3000 0.21344 10 8 1 1
179 Am I there yet? 1.3000 0.15275 10 7 3 0
180 I believe the bedbug situation has been resolved. 1.3000 0.21344 10 8 1 1
181 Close the elevator doors, HAL 1.3000 0.15275 10 7 3 0
182 I missed my flight. Is this the observation deck? 1.3000 0.15275 10 7 3 0
183 Bellhop: “and we’re going up in 5..4..3..2..1 And we have lift off from lobby” 1.3000 0.15275 10 7 3 0
184 Sorry, can't help you...if you have a problem call Houston. 1.3000 0.21344 10 8 1 1
185 It's just one small step, but still, let's be careful. 1.3000 0.15275 10 7 3 0
186 I work best under pressure. 1.2857 0.28571 7 6 0 1
187 The elevator has landed. 1.2857 0.15430 7 6 1 0
188 Men's room,please 1.2857 0.16336 14 11 2 1
189 Wait until the conspiracy theorists find out about this! 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
190 I understand -- what goes up must come down. But why MY elevator? 1.2857 0.28571 7 6 0 1
191 Neil always dressed for the job he wanted. 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
192 Watch the small step, sir. 1.2857 0.16336 14 11 2 1
193 It's a great building sir, just no atmosphere" 1.2857 0.16336 14 11 2 1
194 I prefer the term Resident Alien 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
195 Holodeck, please! 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
196 One small step to get past the gap, sir." 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
197 It may not be a giant leap for mankind, but please mind the gap nonetheless. 1.2857 0.16336 14 11 2 1
198 There’s no countdown. Just tell me what floor you want. 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
199 If anyone asks, you didn't see me. 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
200 One small step for man. One giant walk of shame for mankind. 1.2857 0.28571 7 6 0 1
201 Here you are sir...floor 2001 1.2857 0.16336 14 11 2 1
202 Thank you for coming quickly to fix the Presidential toilet. 1.2857 0.28571 7 6 0 1
203 I'm off after this ride, you'll have to come down on your own. 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
204 So, you like the Astros chances this season? 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
205 I spent too much time on WebMD. 1.2857 0.28571 7 6 0 1
206 I agree sir, Space Needle is a bit misleading. 1.2857 0.16336 14 11 2 1
207 What exactly to do you mean by ALL the way up, sir? 1.2857 0.18443 7 5 2 0
208 Is the sky the limit again, sir? 1.2857 0.12529 14 10 4 0
209 Does it look like I'm going down? 1.2857 0.19410 14 12 0 2
210 It's just one small step to exit the elevator, sir. 1.2857 0.16336 14 11 2 1
211 Going up, I presume. 1.2727 0.19498 11 8 1 1
212 You'll have better luck with the express elevator. 1.2727 0.14084 11 8 3 0
213 NASA Recruitment Office on the right, Germophobe Support Center on the left. 1.2727 0.19498 11 9 1 1
214 Yes, we have bathrooms. 1.2727 0.14084 11 8 3 0
215 You can take that off, sir. Melania is not here." 1.2727 0.19498 11 9 1 1
216 Will you be leaving us today sir? 1.2727 0.19498 11 9 1 1
217 I'll take you up, sir, but no counting backwards from 10 this time. 1.2727 0.14084 11 8 3 0
218 Shall I count backwards? 1.2727 0.19498 11 9 1 1
219 To Infinity...and H.R. 1.2727 0.14084 11 8 3 0
220 You could say that convincing a co-op board is the final frontier. 1.2727 0.19498 11 9 1 1
221 Your floor Major Tom. 1.2727 0.19498 11 9 1 1
222 I know it’s a small one, but please watch your step as you exit. 1.2727 0.14084 11 8 3 0
223 So its true that rents are skyrocketing? 1.2727 0.19498 11 9 1 1
224 Of course I'm going up! 1.2727 0.19498 11 9 1 1
225 So that's one small step out of the lift and then one giant leap to the left. 1.2727 0.19498 11 9 1 1
226 Up.Wherever. 1.2727 0.14084 11 8 3 0
227 Floor 11 sir,the soundstage is down the hall to your left. 1.2727 0.19498 11 9 1 1
228 I am told the sky top restaurant is out of this world. 1.2727 0.19498 11 9 1 1
229 Do you think I'd be wearing this if I wanted to go down? 1.2727 0.19498 11 9 1 1
230 I can take you part of the way. 1.2727 0.14084 11 8 3 0
231 Would you also like a countdown, sir? 1.2727 0.14084 11 8 3 0
232 Straight to the top, I assume? 1.2727 0.14084 11 8 3 0
233 Yes, a lot of people have commented that the building looks like the Falcon Heavy. 1.2727 0.19498 11 9 1 1
234 10, please. Then 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1 1.2727 0.14084 11 8 3 0
235 Where no man has gone before, please. 1.2727 0.14084 11 8 3 0
236 I didn't realize the toilet overflow on four was that serious. 1.2727 0.14084 11 8 3 0
237 Yes sir, NASA cuts are a "booger", but the penthouse still doesn't quite reach. Have you tried Mr. Musk? 1.2727 0.19498 11 9 1 1
238 The ghost is in the Ballroom to the left, several of the Ghostbusters are here already. 1.2727 0.19498 11 9 1 1
239 Sorry, it’s going down. 1.2727 0.19498 11 9 1 1
240 5th floor in 3... 2... 1... 1.2727 0.19498 11 9 1 1
241 Can we skip the countdown just this once? 1.2727 0.19498 11 9 1 1
242 Off to meet the voters, Mr. Bloomberg? 1.2727 0.19498 11 9 1 1
243 Fumigating the penthouse again, Mr. Wellington? 1.2727 0.19498 11 9 1 1
244 Sky Lounge? 1.2667 0.15327 15 12 2 1
245 Where we're going, we don't need elevators. 1.2667 0.15327 15 12 2 1
246 Another complaint about the Monolith on 42? 1.2500 0.25000 8 7 0 1
247 Surely a rocket would be faster. 1.2500 0.17944 12 10 1 1
248 Working from home? 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
249 Going for a walk again, Buzz? 1.2500 0.25000 8 7 0 1
250 And a very happy holidays to you, too, Mr. Musk. 1.2500 0.17944 12 10 1 1
251 Pardon me sir, perhaps you haven’t heard but the sanitation workers strike is over. 1.2500 0.17944 12 10 1 1
252 I'm sorry. I'm going down. 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
253 I gather you are going up Sir? 1.2500 0.17944 12 10 1 1
254 How high did you want to go? This is only the second floor. 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
255 Up or down, and with or without the boosters? 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
256 This is Mars, sir. For Jupiter, wait for the next stop, please. 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
257 So, ALL the way up? 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
258 Up or down, sir? 1.2500 0.17944 12 10 1 1
259 I’m afraid you’ll have to transfer on the 9,756th floor. 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
260 Ok, Mr. Aldrin, one small step... 1.2500 0.17944 12 10 1 1
261 Floor 2, please, for man. And Floor 3 for mankind. 1.2500 0.17944 12 10 1 1
262 It's one small step. 1.2500 0.13056 12 9 3 0
263 You will probably survive New Delhi with that. 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
264 Sure, Mr. Collins, I guess you could call that a giant leap. 1.2500 0.17944 12 10 1 1
265 This car doesn't go that far sir. 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
266 This will take a while -- you might want to sit down. 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
267 Ghostbusters! What do you want? 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
268 An oxygen-nitrogen atmosphere, just as you specified, sir. 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
269 There are three moons orbiting the penthouse. Which one? 1.2500 0.17944 12 10 1 1
270 Welcome back sir 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
271 My bad. I thought you said 'cosmetology." 1.2500 0.17944 12 10 1 1
272 Watch your one small step, sir. 1.2500 0.17944 12 10 1 1
273 How was your walk Mr. Armstrong? 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
274 13th floor please... where no man has gone before. 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
275 Just relax and press the buttons in exactly the order I tell you. 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
276 10? 9? 8? ... 1.2500 0.17944 12 10 1 1
277 Fifth floor; space heaters. 1.2500 0.13056 12 9 3 0
278 No. I can' t go horizontally. 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
279 Are we there yet? 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
280 I changed my mind 1.2500 0.17944 12 10 1 1
281 Is this not the landing you expected, sir? 1.2500 0.17944 12 10 1 1
282 Going out to launch, Sir? 1.2500 0.13056 12 9 3 0
283 Going up, way up. 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
284 I see you're prepared for the flu season. 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
285 I'm sorry sir, Space Needle is just the name of the building 1.2500 0.17944 12 10 1 1
286 NO. This time I'm going down. 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
287 Sir, the elevator only goes up 94 floors. 1.2500 0.13056 12 9 3 0
288 Our ISS is the guy in the penthouse; sorry for the misunderstanding. 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
289 The elevator ends in this floor, from here you have to use the stairs 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
290 I'm afraid this is going down, sir. 1.2500 0.17944 12 10 1 1
291 See you Richard - and please skip your silly To infinity and beyond joke. 1.2500 0.17944 12 10 1 1
292 Suite 2001. The cranes are ready with the obelisk. 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
293 Is NASA cutting costs again? 1.2500 0.17944 12 10 1 1
294 Walk straight then turn right and there should be a shuttle waiting 1.2500 0.17944 12 10 1 1
295 Sir, I'm afraid the 'M' stands for mezzanine. 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
296 Top floor I presume? 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
297 I take it ma'am would like a courtesy countdown. 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
298 Habitable? Just barely. 1.2500 0.13056 12 9 3 0
299 Thats one small step for man... and one giant leap in everyone's expectations at my High School reunion. 1.2500 0.17944 12 10 1 1
300 Sir, the space elevator is next door... 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
301 When the door is closed, shall I begin the countdown as usual? 1.2500 0.13056 12 9 3 0
302 Have you seen a milk maid? The missus and I are trying something. 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
303 You're going to wear white after Labor Day? 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
304 Your son’s class will definitely be impressed. 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
305 Do you mind if we do a countdown before you push the button? 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
306 It’s so the president can say we’re sending astronauts up again. 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
307 From here, you can take the shuttle 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
308 Sir, we don't go up that far. 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
309 This is as close as we get to Mars, Sir 1.2500 0.17944 12 10 1 1
310 I'm sorry sir, but I only go up to the tenth floor. 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
311 "I'm just warning you, I get pretty panicky in confined spaces. 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
312 These budget cuts at NASA have really limited the scope of our exploration. 1.2500 0.17944 12 10 1 1
313 Be careful sir, small step. 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
314 Lunar floor, Sir. Your rocket is to the right 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
315 Did your ears pop? 1.2500 0.17944 12 10 1 1
316 Do you want me to countdown? 1.2500 0.17944 12 10 1 1
317 Going out for some fresh air today sir? 1.2500 0.13056 12 9 3 0
318 Just take one small step. 1.2500 0.17944 12 10 1 1
319 To the penthouse and beyond, Alfred. 1.2500 0.17944 12 10 1 1
320 Let me guess, Honeymoon suite? 1.2500 0.17944 12 10 1 1
321 It's laundry day. 1.2500 0.17944 12 10 1 1
322 The moon walk contest is on the fourth floor. 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
323 Watch the one small step. 1.2500 0.13056 12 9 3 0
324 105,116,000th please." Moon floor, going up 1.2500 0.17944 12 10 1 1
325 Down, please. I've already been up. 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
326 Sir, the Stratosphere is a wine bar. 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
327 I assume you 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
328 Otis, we have a problem. 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
329 The launchroom? 1.2500 0.17944 12 10 1 1
330 I'm sorry sir, but I'm not quite sure how to get to the moon." 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
331 That's one giant step from home furnishings. 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
332 Sir, I can't take you up to the executive suite without a tie. 1.2500 0.17944 12 10 1 1
333 Fourth floor...women's shoes, men's sport coats...Tang. 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
334 I guess you're going way up. 1.2500 0.13056 12 9 3 0
335 How long since you changed the kitty litter? 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
336 Sorry sir, floor 30 is the highest this goes 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
337 It's one giant step to your left and then it'll be on your right, sir. 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
338 You'll have to get the next one. 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
339 I'll do my best, sir. 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
340 Where shall I beam you? 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
341 Heaven, please. 1.2500 0.17944 12 10 1 1
342 Ascending? 1.2500 0.16366 8 6 2 0
343 What? It was either one small step or nine flights of stairs. 1.2500 0.17944 12 10 1 1
344 I'm sorry, sir, this mission is black tie only! 1.2308 0.16617 13 11 1 1
345 Watch the landing. It’s one small step. 1.2308 0.12163 13 10 3 0
346 No... I will not take one giant step. 1.2308 0.16617 13 11 1 1
347 Ok then, you’re going to want to grab a seat. 1.2308 0.16617 13 11 1 1
348 Be brave. Its only four more years. 1.2308 0.12163 13 10 3 0
349 I guess you read the review of our rooftop bar that said it had no atmosphere. 1.2308 0.16617 13 11 1 1
350 Housewares, women's lingerie, lunar surface. 1.2308 0.16617 13 11 1 1
351 Forgot my gloves. 1.2308 0.12163 13 10 3 0
352 One small step for man, one giant tip for operator? 1.2308 0.16617 13 11 1 1
353 You know, Walter. Sometimes I feel like the East Side is another planet. 1.2308 0.12163 13 10 3 0
354 Our best restaurant - it's out of this world! 1.2308 0.16617 13 11 1 1
355 Your planet is so technologically backward—you still have elevator operators. 1.2308 0.16617 13 11 1 1
356 I never believed the penthouse landing was faked. 1.2308 0.12163 13 10 3 0
357 Third floor, penthouse, or Jupiter? 1.2308 0.12163 13 10 3 0
358 Sorry, this elevator car only goes to the 45,218th floor. 1.2308 0.16617 13 11 1 1
359 It’s just exiting an elevator, Sir. Not a giant leap for mankind. 1.2308 0.16617 13 11 1 1
360 Gratuity of twenty percent for large trips above the roof. 1.2308 0.12163 13 10 3 0
361 I'll close the pod bay doors, but don't call me HAL 1.2308 0.16617 13 11 1 1
362 No sir, M is the Mezzanine. 1.2222 0.22222 9 8 0 1
363 Moon Lounge. Watch your step. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
364 If I can make it there, I’ll make it anywhere. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
365 VR headset repair? Walk the plank, then free fall to the sixth floor. 1.2222 0.22222 9 8 0 1
366 My last place had a better view. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
367 And how is your application to the Mars colonization program coming along, Mr. Dickson? 1.2222 0.22222 9 8 0 1
368 Actually, it’s also a small step for mankind. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
369 This suit is basically useless on earth. 1.2222 0.22222 9 8 0 1
370 Is the missus in need of some space again? 1.2222 0.22222 9 8 0 1
371 Mr. Jackson! Just get a flu shot! 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
372 Well, yes, naming it the “Space Needle” may have been a little misleading. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
373 Let's hope we'll never have to take the emergency staircase again 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
374 Three, Spacewear and Ladies’ better dresses. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
375 The stairway to heaven will reopen in 2020. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
376 I know letting go is tough sir, but you’ve been retired five years now! 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
377 This is as high as it goes 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
378 The elevator doesn't go up any higher huh? 1.2222 0.22222 9 8 0 1
379 You’re an elevator operator! You don’t see that much these days. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
380 One giant step for Casual Sportswear, Activewear, and Footwear 1.2222 0.22222 9 8 0 1
381 One giant step for mankind? 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
382 This only goes to the 35th floor. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
383 Should I really push the button, or do you want to fake it again? 1.2222 0.22222 9 8 0 1
384 You're in the wrong building. We only have 20 floors. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
385 Unfortunately sir, Man has already stepped off on every floor in this building. 1.2222 0.22222 9 8 0 1
386 It’s pronounced “How-stan,” sir, and we do not have a problem. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
387 First time leaving New York?" 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
388 Have a seat. I can launch you to the roof. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
389 Elon's SpaceX has made the trip to Mars a whole lot easier. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
390 I know... I know...I forgot my locker key again!! 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
391 Yes sir. Space Force Recruitment, 13th floor. 1.2222 0.22222 9 8 0 1
392 I want you to know that Christmas bonus was out of this world. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
393 I’ve spent my whole life training for this moment. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
394 Sorry, this lift is only for floors 23 - 56. 1.2222 0.22222 9 8 0 1
395 Now boldly go where the last tenant went before. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
396 You're going to be disappointed. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
397 The seminar is to your left, Mr. Musk 1.2222 0.22222 9 8 0 1
398 Actually, sir, we've cleaned the lobby after the Meyers baby. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
399 I said we only have 12 floors, I didn't say we we're the space station this is a hotel 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
400 I'm sick of going up, take me down, sir. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
401 Actually, sir, SpaceX is next door. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
402 I can assure you, sir, no man has gone here before. The only thing down here is the hotel gym. 1.2222 0.22222 9 8 0 1
403 It's 11 small steps to your left. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
404 Sorry, this one only goes to the 5th floor. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
405 I really wasn't expecting you to be going down. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
406 He asked for a Uber driver not a scuba diver 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
407 You're an optimist. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
408 I can take you as far as the penthouse. You’re on your own after that. 1.2222 0.22222 9 8 0 1
409 Space Station? To your left. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
410 Astronaut lingerie please, 6th Floor. 1.2222 0.22222 9 8 0 1
411 No, this isn’t the express elevator. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
412 If this were a New Yorker cartoon, I'd ask if you were going up. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
413 Liftoff at your pleasure, sir. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
414 I'm afraid that's as high as it goes, sir. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
415 Do you mind counting down from 10 first? 1.2222 0.22222 9 8 0 1
416 Forgot your keys to the rover again sir? 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
417 NASA requires I wear it casually” 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
418 Casual dress day sir???? 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
419 So is it true that you shit in that thing? 1.2222 0.22222 9 8 0 1
420 It appears that you are taking your germophobic approach to new heights. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
421 I'm not sure that's what they meant when they said there was space in the elevator 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
422 Up to Mars, sir? 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
423 I'm not sure that's gonna change their mind on removing you from office, Sir. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
424 MTV missed you too. 1.2222 0.22222 9 8 0 1
425 Sorry, only 'Gold Club' members are authorized to access that floor. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
426 So much for one small step. 1.2222 0.22222 9 8 0 1
427 I just needed some space this morning 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
428 Wanting to get high? 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
429 75834023rd Floor: Jupiter, Europa, Ganymede and Io, watch your step and oxygen levels! 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
430 Watch the small step, Mr. Armstrong. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
431 Concierge, we have a problem... 1.2222 0.22222 9 8 0 1
432 Sir, we only go up to the penthouse. 1.2222 0.22222 9 8 0 1
433 So you want me to say, '3-2-1 Blast-off' before pressing the Up button? 1.2222 0.22222 9 8 0 1
434 Why Mr. Musk - we weren't expecting you until next Tuesday! 1.2222 0.22222 9 8 0 1
435 Down, sir?? Well, if you insist. 1.2222 0.22222 9 8 0 1
436 Now that I turned 18-yrs could you please call me “bubble man? 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
437 Diaper duty again, Mr. Barton? 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
438 Fly me to the Moon and let me wish upon the stars. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
439 There’s one small step. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
440 Ummm...Going up? 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
441 This is as high as we go - you'll need to call Uber Space for the next phase. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
442 Be careful when you take that one small step for man. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
443 Can you believe they kicked me out of the program... so what I don’t like elevators ... or tight spaces! 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
444 Going up to cruise wear on the 6th floor, sir?” 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
445 What? The guidance counselor said to dress for the job that you want. 1.2222 0.22222 9 8 0 1
446 You're going up, I suppose. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
447 You should go to the bathroom first. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
448 Yes, the prices are stratospheric, but this only goes up to the penthouse. 1.2222 0.22222 9 8 0 1
449 7th floor, where no man has gone before. 1.2222 0.22222 9 8 0 1
450 The penthouse still had oxygen the last time I was up there... 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
451 I see you’ve reconsidered the ‘staycation’ idea. 1.2222 0.22222 9 8 0 1
452 You'll have to get off and change over to the express on 42. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
453 And you're sure this is what earthlings wear every day? 1.2222 0.22222 9 8 0 1
454 It doesn't travel fast, but it certainly shakes like a rocket ship 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
455 Yes, sir, there is space for rent on this floor. 1.2222 0.22222 9 8 0 1
456 I'm looking for a five star experience. 1.2222 0.22222 9 8 0 1
457 This elevator doesn't go that far. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
458 I believe your Rover is waiting, sir... ma'am... martian? 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
459 Try space*woman*, you misogynist trash. And Housewares, please. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
460 Doors closing in five...four...three...two... 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
461 The sky’s the limit? 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
462 Mind the step 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
463 Well, if it makes you happy: Three ... Two ... One ... Liftoff! 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
464 Hosiery and handbags department—where no man has gone before. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
465 Sorry, this is as high as this thing goes. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
466 I would ask you, as a joke, if you are going up. 1.2222 0.22222 9 8 0 1
467 I'm not sure 'dress for the job you want' is meant to be taken so literally. 1.2222 0.22222 9 8 0 1
468 Even with your generous tip, the penthouse is as high as we go. 1.2222 0.14699 9 7 2 0
469 Don't worry. I didn't understand the ending of "2001" either. 1.2143 0.15473 14 12 1 1
470 Final frontier, please. 1.2143 0.15473 14 12 1 1
471 Sir, the Stratosphere is simply the name of the hotel. 1.2143 0.15473 14 12 1 1
472 The top floor is 8, not infinity, sir. 1.2105 0.12281 19 16 2 1
473 GOING UP? 1.2000 0.20000 10 9 0 1
474 Good afternoon Mr Aldrin 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
475 That' the best soft landing I've done today. 1.2000 0.20000 10 9 0 1
476 Down the hall, to infinity, and beyond. 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
477 When should I start the countdown? 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
478 10,000 th floor:moon, mars,and beyond 1.2000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
479 I'm not kidding. This is as high as it goes. 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
480 We will be going up in 10...9...8...7... 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
481 I can take you to the roof, but you'll have to hitch a ride from there. 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
482 It has its ups and downs." "Tell me about it. 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
483 There is no "space" in these elevators these days 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
484 Can you find your way back, sir, or would you like a tether? 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
485 This is Plan B. 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
486 I'm assuming you want to go up? 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
487 Watch out for that one small step! 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
488 Suit yourself, but may I suggest that your attire to ride up to the 90th floor is a Bit Over the Top. 1.2000 0.20000 10 9 0 1
489 I’m afraid this vehicle only goes so far as the Moon Lounge on the top floor. 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
490 Can you press Jupiter 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
491 There is a stop for The Bends on the 39th floor. 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
492 I presume you don’t require a cab this morning, Mr. Musk. 1.2000 0.20000 10 9 0 1
493 I take it you're going up, sir? 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
494 I think I got the wrong floor. 1.2000 0.20000 10 9 0 1
495 off to film another fake moon landing sir? 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
496 Remember your training and don’t accept a bunch of hot air. 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
497 It's better than walking on the moon--- it's Trump Tower! 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
498 Excuse me sir, do you know how to get to the Apollo? 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
499 Sorry, I thought you said down. 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
500 I’m here to install the atmosphere. 1.2000 0.14475 15 13 1 1
501 Careful getting off, it's one small step for man. 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
502 Bringing work home again, sir? 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
503 To the top. And beyond! 1.2000 0.20000 10 9 0 1
504 Is this the right shuttle? 1.2000 0.20000 10 9 0 1
505 Um . . . you do realize that skyscraper is just an expression? 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
506 It's the highest we go, sir. The costume party's on ten. 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
507 I hear the view is great today 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
508 Whoa, Bro. Last thing I remember is a big black hole. 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
509 Sir, we only go up to 26. 1.2000 0.20000 10 9 0 1
510 I know just how you feel-‘Going up?’ jokes....I’m so over it. 1.2000 0.20000 10 9 0 1
511 10th floor: housewares, space suits and cutlery..Watch your step please. 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
512 Sir, would you like me to hail you a rocket? 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
513 Know when the shuttle bus gets here? 1.2000 0.20000 10 9 0 1
514 Say it with me, "It's one small step for a man..." 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
515 Trump should have listened to Greta. 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
516 Planet? 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
517 Is this the floor for Space Force accessories? 1.2000 0.20000 10 9 0 1
518 After the top floor you're on your own. 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
519 Rooftop, please. I need some space. 1.2000 0.20000 10 9 0 1
520 Well, judging by your outfit I would assume you want to go up? 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
521 26th Floor for Space Force General Interviews, please. 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
522 The stars look very different today, Barry. 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
523 Musk penthouse, lunch and launch." 1.2000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
524 Staircase: the final frontier. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
525 One billionth floor, please. 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
526 Someone took your budget to build a wall? 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
527 Last off! 1.2000 0.20000 10 9 0 1
528 Welcome. I gather you just came down from our space station, conveniently located just above our penthouse suites. 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
529 This IS ground control, Major Tom ... 1.2000 0.20000 10 9 0 1
530 Another plumbing problem in the penthouse? 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
531 The restroom is down the hall on the right 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
532 Did you say I should wait, Sir? 1.2000 0.20000 10 9 0 1
533 To Mars, Mr. Musk? 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
534 I'm avoiding my flu shot this year. 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
535 Watch your step as you make 'one giant leap for mankind.' 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
536 I am sorry sir, I thought you said the honeymoon suite. 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
537 The Met Gala was truly out of this world this year. 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
538 Well maybe she misunderstood when you said you needed space. 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
539 Yes, the rent is astronomical. 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
540 Twelth floor is as high as we go. 1.2000 0.20000 10 9 0 1
541 Sorry, we're going up! 1.2000 0.20000 10 9 0 1
542 I, uh... I thought you’d appreciate me counting down the floors. Sorry sir. Anyway, we’re at floor one. I mean, first floor. 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
543 Technology has come a long way since we had to splash down. 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
544 Fly Me to the Moon" is the name of our penthouse bar, sir 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
545 Floor 42. This is how high it goes... 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
546 Trump's penthouse? No problem. However, I think the president exaggerated how big the building really is. 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
547 Are you sure you're in the right place? We only go to the thirty-first floor. 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
548 Yes, sir. We have oxygen and artificial gravity in the lounge. 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
549 Too many small steps for this man. 1.2000 0.20000 10 9 0 1
550 Due to budget cuts, this is as close to space as we can get you. 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
551 I think you want the Penthouse Elevator. 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
552 Taxis are one small step and one giant leap to the right. 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
553 I'd try the express. 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
554 Sir, this floor is actually above the smog level. 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
555 No, miss. Unfortunately, our elevators still don't go beyond the glass ceiling. 1.2000 0.20000 10 9 0 1
556 "Welcome to the greenhouse effect. 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
557 I understand ma’am. Now that NASA has finally made a suit for you, you never want to take it off. 1.2000 0.20000 10 9 0 1
558 Is there a bar on the roof? I want to grab a drink before I head home. 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
559 How'd the group therapy go? Germaphobia is it? 1.2000 0.20000 10 9 0 1
560 You can't be too careful out there. None of the antibiotics work well any more. 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
561 Enjoy your trip, Mr. Wilberforce and mind the gap. 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
562 I don’t trust elevators and I’m not taking any chances. 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
563 5th Floor, Vaccuums 1.2000 0.20000 10 9 0 1
564 I'm afraid our free shuttle won't be of much help. 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
565 That’s 3 small floors up for man, one giant leap for mankind. 1.2000 0.20000 10 9 0 1
566 I'll just put in floor 100000000000 and see what happens. 1.2000 0.13333 10 7 2 0
567 Due to NASA funding cuts, this is as far as you go. 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
568 We've redecorated the launch tower since you visited last. 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
569 I appreciate the concern, Mrs. Stern, but I assure you I have improved since your last few rides. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
570 You know, sir, the garbage strike is over. 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
571 I KNOW YOU WANT "UP" BUT I'M ALREADY GOING DOWN! 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
572 This one's going down...I think you want the one going up. 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
573 Long year at work? 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
574 You're lucky. In my line of work, I have to hold it until my break. 1.2000 0.22361 5 4 1 0
575 Fifth floor: Ladies lingerie, housewares, oxygen. 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
576 I don't have to ask, going up 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
577 You'll find can openers on five. 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
578 I hope your allergies clear up soon, sir.” 1.2000 0.20000 10 9 0 1
579 Are you sure this is the space elevator?" 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
580 Number 1 requests a new throne. 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
581 NASA's G-Force simulator is broken, how many G's does this thing do? 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
582 It gets quite claustrophobic in here. 1.2000 0.20000 10 9 0 1
583 I'm sorry sir, this elevator does not go to infinity or beyond. 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
584 It’s no problem. I need the overtime. 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
585 Welcome to New Delhi! Ready to step out Sir? 1.2000 0.20000 10 9 0 1
586 I can get you as far as the roof deck, sir. 1.2000 0.20000 10 9 0 1
587 Space? Ma'am, this is New York City. Everyone wants space. 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
588 Now it's time to leave the capsule if you dare. 1.2000 0.20000 10 9 0 1
589 I'm sorry, sir, but condo rules prohibit breaking the law of gravity. 1.2000 0.13333 10 8 2 0
590 Sorry Sir, this is as high as it goes. 1.1905 0.11168 21 18 2 1
591 Would you mind saying "lift off" after you hit the button? 1.1875 0.13598 16 14 1 1
592 Which floor? Ten, nine, eight…? 1.1818 0.18182 11 10 0 1
593 Would that be the stratosphere or exosphere sir? 1.1818 0.12197 11 9 2 0
594 Rainbow Room; final frontier. 1.1818 0.12197 11 9 2 0
595 Top floor. From here you're on your own. 1.1818 0.18182 11 10 0 1
596 Mens Wear...one giant step to your right. 1.1818 0.12197 11 9 2 0
597 I missed the shuttle. 1.1818 0.18182 11 10 0 1
598 Here you are sir -- caught between the moon and New York City -- good luck with the love stuff. 1.1818 0.12197 11 9 2 0
599 But there is no 13th floor. 1.1818 0.12197 11 9 2 0
600 Yes, I heard the food is is great but the restaurant has NO atmosphere 1.1818 0.18182 11 10 0 1
601 In case the Clean Air Act is repealed. 1.1818 0.12197 11 9 2 0
602 That's one small slide for the door and one giant press for the doorman. 1.1818 0.18182 11 10 0 1
603 The rooftop terrace has plenty of outer space. 1.1818 0.12197 11 9 2 0
604 I'm sorry sir, this elevator only goes to the 25th floor. 1.1818 0.12197 11 9 2 0
605 Dressin' for the job you want. eh? 1.1818 0.18182 11 10 0 1
606 I think I’ve made a mistake.. The dress code said ‘suit’ so I just figured... 1.1818 0.18182 11 10 0 1
607 I’m sorry, but we only have 63 floors. 1.1818 0.12197 11 9 2 0
608 What? They said dress for the job you want... 1.1818 0.12197 11 9 2 0
609 We no longer go to Pluto, just a heads up. 1.1818 0.12197 11 9 2 0
610 I took a Lyft. Don't ask. 1.1818 0.12197 11 9 2 0
611 Sorry, it doesn't go any higher than infinity. 1.1818 0.18182 11 10 0 1
612 Nice to meet a fellow traveler. Does that thing keep your ears from popping? 1.1818 0.12197 11 9 2 0
613 To the Cosmo Lounge, sir? 1.1818 0.18182 11 10 0 1
614 Actually I wanted to be an elevator operator when I grew up, too. 1.1818 0.12197 11 9 2 0
615 First thing. We'll get the super to repressurize the penthouse, sir. 1.1818 0.12197 11 9 2 0
616 Third floor, perfume samples... 1.1818 0.18182 11 10 0 1
617 Should I countdown first? 1.1818 0.12197 11 9 2 0
618 Unfortunately, sir, the elevator doesn't go that high. 1.1818 0.12197 11 9 2 0
619 No, Ma'am, the costume party is on seven. 1.1818 0.12197 11 9 2 0
620 Every journey starts with the first floor. 1.1818 0.12197 11 9 2 0
621 You expect me to say "Up" don't you. 1.1818 0.18182 11 10 0 1
622 Rooftop party is so 2019. 1.1818 0.12197 11 9 2 0
623 I assure you, he hasn't LITERALLY sucked all the oxygen out of the room. 1.1818 0.12197 11 9 2 0
624 We've talked about this before. I cannot simulate G-forces. 1.1818 0.12197 11 9 2 0
625 Ground, please, Major Tom. 1.1818 0.18182 11 10 0 1
626 A package came while you were away. 1.1818 0.12197 11 9 2 0
627 You know this only goes as far up as the penthouse, right? 1.1818 0.12197 11 9 2 0
628 I parked pretty far. 1.1818 0.18182 11 10 0 1
629 Sorry Sir, but Trump Tower is not as high as he says it is 1.1818 0.12197 11 9 2 0
630 There's space available on this floor. 1.1818 0.12197 11 9 2 0
631 Believe it or not, down. 1.1818 0.12197 11 9 2 0
632 They are waiting for you on the roof. 1.1818 0.12197 11 9 2 0
633 ‘’We choose to go to 23, not because it is easy but because it is hard.” 1.1818 0.18182 11 10 0 1
634 No, I said 'get off the lift,' not 'lift-off.' 1.1818 0.12197 11 9 2 0
635 Scotty, I really do hope that someday you can just, “beam me up”. 1.1818 0.12197 11 9 2 0
636 Ever since they retired the Space Shuttles, getting off the ground isn't half as exciting as the good old days. 1.1818 0.18182 11 10 0 1
637 Okay, okay...you win. You take just one small step and I will do a giant leap for you. 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
638 Wait … you said you landed WHERE on the building? 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
639 The moon chairs are to your right." 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
640 Actually, I'm going down. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
641 You said you needed more space. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
642 It's just one small step, man. 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
643 Please watch your one small step. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
644 My wife said she wanted a little space. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
645 Watch that one small step, sir. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
646 Are you sure you are on the right planet 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
647 No, sir! I don't think they'll be able to recognize you. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
648 Which floor? Ten … nine … eight … seven … 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
649 It's ok. Just one small step. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
650 Rooftop bar sir? 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
651 This time, Mr. Aldrin, you can step off first. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
652 Yeah, NASA budget cuts have really impacted our training. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
653 Top floor, sir? 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
654 Once again, Mr Nunes, this will not take you to the Moon and I’m also sorry to add that failure IS your only option. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
655 I don't see a button labeled "Moon." Try the freight elevator. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
656 Got the day off? 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
657 sir this is the naval submarine base, I think you're in the wrong place. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
658 10,9,8,7...6 please. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
659 Things still toxic at home then? 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
660 The Lift Off Will BeDisapointing 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
661 You have reached your final destination. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
662 We only go to 12 sir 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
663 First visit to the Big Apple, sir? 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
664 The penthouse? 1.1667 0.16667 12 11 0 1
665 One small step for man... 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
666 Yes Sir, the Gentlemen's is just a small step down the corridor and a giant leap around the corner. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
667 Going up or coming down? 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
668 Forgot my keys. 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
669 Someone's gotta tell Paul to stop putting chairs in the elevator. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
670 I'm sorry sir, it looks like they launched without you. 1.1667 0.16667 12 11 0 1
671 The valet wants to know what color. 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
672 Sorry sir, we only go to the 23rd floor, you want the other elevator. 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
673 We only go up to Floor 50. 1.1667 0.09039 18 15 3 0
674 I miss space, can we go down really fast? 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
675 You going up or down? 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
676 Have a nice light year. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
677 Roof please 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
678 I think I'm a couple floors up. 1.1667 0.16667 12 11 0 1
679 I’m afraid this is not a skyscraper, sir. 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
680 The listing said 8F is out of this world. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
681 I found you through Orbitz. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
682 Everything else was in the laundry basket. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
683 'Up?' Seriously? 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
684 Back to the moon again? 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
685 After 30 years of pushing these buttons, I too am arm strong. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
686 I may have misunderstood space for rent. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
687 Please watch your first small step... 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
688 Well, it's pretty much the same size step for everyone, sir. 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
689 Welcome back, we haven't seen you at the studio in 50 years 1.1667 0.16667 12 11 0 1
690 Welcome to Houston...? 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
691 Do you have permission to be on the roof? 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
692 Hail a capsule for you? 1.1667 0.18257 6 5 1 0
693 I'll put on turbo, sir. But can't promise anything. 1.1667 0.18257 6 6 0 0
694 Yes, alternate side parking is suspended today. 1.1667 0.11237 12 10 2 0
695 W Hotels bought the naming rights to the Space Station, but otherwise nothing has changed. Enjoy your stay. 1.1667 0.16667 12 11 0 1
696 To the roof? 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
697 5,647,394,647,346,473,946,754th floor please! 1.1538 0.15385 13 12 0 1
698 What space: office, loft, or outer? 1.1538 0.10415 13 11 2 0
699 Elevate me up, Scotty 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
700 Are the stars really just like us? 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
701 Ground floor, Major Tom. Before Bloomberg, this was Davy Jones’ locker. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
702 Watch your small step. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
703 The Astronauts With Vertigo program is down the hall on the left. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
704 I'm late for work. How high will this go? 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
705 One floor up for mankind? 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
706 Some International Space Station, Bud! 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
707 I think you got on the wrong elevator. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
708 A Russian gentleman went up before you. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
709 My therapist told me to challenge myself. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
710 I need to start slow for the high G-training. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
711 Is this Women's Scarves and Wraps? My wife is expecting me to bring her back something special." 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
712 Ready for lift off, Sir? 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
713 Ground floor Major Toms. Control Room is down the hall. Collier Holmes Fairhope, Al 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
714 It's just under 240,000 miles. And yes, this hotel does provide free shuttle service. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
715 - Bit overdressed,aren't we? - You are, indeed. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
716 Going up, I imagine, Sir? 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
717 Elon Musk’s Plan B 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
718 Would you like a countdown before we launch? 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
719 Third floor, vacuums. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
720 Penthouse not all it’s cracked up to be? 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
721 Shall I engage thrusters? 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
722 Sorry, sir, we only go to the troposphere. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
723 Going up, I assume?" "Constellation Room or Starlight Lounge" "The Dress Code clearly stated Black Tie. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
724 Geosynchronous Suite... please. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
725 I already got my step in for the day. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
726 Fancy dress party?” “Yeah, redundant job theme 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
727 That's the price I pay for living on the 90th floor. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
728 Are you sure?" "We only play the song 'Fly Me to the Moon' 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
729 Watch your small step, sir 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
730 We will reach a maximum ascent speed of 10 miles per hour. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
731 Houston, we are preparing for ascent. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
732 She said dress for the Bahamas. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
733 Don't you wish, just once, you could say, 'Mind the giant leap?' 1.1429 0.09705 14 12 2 0
734 Mr. Houston is expecting you sir. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
735 Too bad that budget cutbacks mean an elevator ride to the top of New York's tallest building is how NASA gets Americans to space nowadays. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
736 Yes, this is the Richard Branson wing Sir. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
737 They said my room has a lot of space 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
738 I’m sorry sir, this is as high as it goes. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
739 I'm afraid we don't go that high. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
740 Is there something about the 17th floor that i need to know? 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
741 Sorry sir, you'll have to take a different elevator; this one only goes to the 5th floor. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
742 Sir, I think you may be at the wrong 'launch party'. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
743 Fourth Four Space Apparel 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
744 Good luck on your first day at Space Force, sir. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
745 Another small step, sir... 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
746 Yes, Sir, Mr. President. Rocket Man and his entourage await. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
747 Enough with the prunes! 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
748 Up, up and away, please. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
749 Sir, the atmosphere is not a floor. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
750 I fart before you get in ONE TIME... 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
751 I'm sorry, this elevator only goes to floor 83,573. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
752 Sorry you took the wrong elevator. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
753 In this city, there is no air if I can’t see it. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
754 Yes, sir, I'm sure. This elevator will NOT take you to the orbiter cockpit. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
755 Just consider it a giant leap for the Co-op 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
756 I'm sorry, sir, but this elevator only goes to the sixth floor. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
757 Please take me where no man has gone before. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
758 My therapist says this is the first step to overcoming my fear of heights. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
759 When we called it Atmosphere Lounge” it was just a branding exercise, I can assure you. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
760 I told them I'd meet them on the roof. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
761 The Empire State Building doesn't leave the launch pad, ever. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
762 NASA budget got slashed again? 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
763 Launch pad Mr Musk? 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
764 11th floor. Colors, women's lingerie, Apollo spacecraft, cosmetics 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
765 Shall I take you to the top or the bottom? 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
766 How far up do you go? 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
767 Reception, we have a problem 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
768 I'm sorry sir, we only go to tenth floor. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
769 … but YELP said it was a bit of a dive! 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
770 I dress for the job I want, an elevator attendant. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
771 It comes with the cybertruck. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
772 Going way up, sir? 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
773 Just a word of advice. Mars ain't the kind of place to raise your kids In fact it's cold as hell. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
774 I'm not ground control, Major Tom, and I'm getting tired of you announcing that your stepping through the friggin door. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
775 One small ride for man. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
776 Convention or bachelorette party? 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
777 Sorry... "M" is for mezzanine. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
778 Sorry, this elevator goes only to the 3,857th floor. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
779 I am sorry, sir. This is the lift up. Not the lift off. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
780 Down? Really? 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
781 Just one small step sir, then take your first left and you can’t miss the buffet. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
782 Have a nice space walk, sir. Your LEM is on Parking Port 3. You wanted me to remind you that young Krater needs two space rocks for her science project, approximately 4xpi/3 in diameter. And the missus needs a quart of Rocky Road for Galileofest 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
783 Floor one... no need for the giant leap. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
784 It was too many steps for mankind. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
785 I borrow it for flu season. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
786 I am sorry but this elevator does not go that high. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
787 Did the elevator ride feel like space? 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
788 I lost their scent in the asteroids. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
789 You know this elevator only goes up to the 60th floor. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
790 What did you think the chair was for? 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
791 This is the exit to the roof, sir; would you like me to call a rocket for you? 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
792 Welcome to Beijing Enjoy your jog sir! 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
793 Penthouse. Going up? 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
794 Take a left. Climb out the window. Zoom up about 240,000 miles 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
795 No jumping, Bruce. I’m serious this time. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
796 You said the 2,000th floor? 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
797 Sir, this elevator doesn’t go all the way to the top. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
798 Sir, you may be in the wrong elevator. The space elevator is down the hall, to the left. Remember to keep on your helmet. It goes to astronomical heights! 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
799 I don't want to talk about it. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
800 I believe the tailor is on the fifth floor. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
801 Frankly sir, I found your countdown from the 10th floor a little nerve racking. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
802 Mr. Musk isn’t a little early to be practicing for the Mars colony? 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
803 They say it’s going to be a red one. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
804 I said, 'Close the elevator doors, Hal.' 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
805 I don't think that we can go that high. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
806 I’m sorry, this elevator stops at the Penthouse. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
807 Sir, you are welcome to take a look yourself, but the aquarium hasn't been here for years. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
808 Womens, 5th floor please. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
809 I look at the unprotected elevator personnel, then at the Geiger-Mueller counter inside my helmet. This level of radiation exposure? He’ll be dead in weeks…maybe days. But we need SOMEONE—it’s just too damn hard to push buttons in these puffy gloves. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
810 Some days, even a small step can feel like a giant leap. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
811 To the moon and back, please. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
812 I’m sorry, did you mean "headed to lunch?" 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
813 Your floor, sir. The 4,398th. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
814 That countdown thing you always do is really annoying. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
815 In other words, hold my hand. In other words, darling, kiss me. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
816 This is one step for man ... 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
817 The next elevator goes to the moon 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
818 The Moon Saloon is to your left, directly across from the Mars Bar. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
819 It's just one small step for everybody 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
820 Sorry you feel there isn't enough space in here for you. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
821 The roof, Sir. May you have a most pleasant voyage! 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
822 This is embarrassing. My lanyard was in here the whole time. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
823 What Planet? 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
824 I'm guessing you are going to the top floor. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
825 To the penthouse, and beyond, as usual? 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
826 Sorry, sir—you'll have to take the express elevator on your left. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
827 The rest of your party is already in space. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
828 That's how I started. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
829 Damn. Would you mind holding the door open while I go back and get my Depends? 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
830 Sir, The Space-Time Continuum requires a coat and tie. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
831 Sorry, you can't get there from here. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
832 The penthouse, Mr. Musk? 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
833 Tang for breakfast again sir? 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
834 Stratosphere, please 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
835 I know the sign says “Space for Rent” but... 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
836 The custodian asked me to let you know that the climate control on you floor is working properly now. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
837 You know something I don't? 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
838 Don’t. you get sick of people asking if your job has its ups and downs.? 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
839 Sir, I believe the announcement was actually 'prepare for lunch.' 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
840 Plenty of time to explain on the way up. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
841 So, buddy, what do you do? 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
842 The hotel does offer shuttle services, sir. I’m just not sure if that’s what you had in mind. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
843 98,560,881, please. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
844 I'll walk Tiny. Don't even worry about it. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
845 You want to go where? 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
846 You can go up, or down, there is no re-entry button. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
847 We only go up to the 32nd floor, sir. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
848 You had a good trip I hope? 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
849 Someone always does fart in the elevator don’t they. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
850 I want to, but it quit being one small step after the hip replacement. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
851 Going up, I take it. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
852 The air on this level has been breathable for almost three weeks. I swear. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
853 There’s a trampoline on the roof and from there you’re on your own. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
854 Sir, did you park your ship on the roof again...? 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
855 I get seasick if you go up to quickly. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
856 Sorry, sir, but this is as high as I can go. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
857 I cant find the zipper. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
858 Sir, do you need some space? 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
859 "I pressed Moon. I think you're letting me off early." 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
860 I’m a pot smoker and don’t want to offend anyone. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
861 Yes Sir, I know it’s one small step ..but is this your floor? 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
862 Please take one small step and get off my elevator. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
863 Say hi to Sam at the elevator to the capsule. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
864 This is “ladies lingerie”. Are you sure you don’t want our Halloween shop on eight? 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
865 Mrs. Goldfarb in Apt 4-C is asking why the General Tsao Chicken delivery is taking so long. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
866 All the way to the top, please. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
867 You still owe me a Christmas tip. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
868 The decor might be a little bland, but literally speaking, it does have atmosphere. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
869 Wrong station 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
870 364,669,235,905th floor, please. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
871 Seventh floor,please 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
872 for the last time, stop calling me Major Tom 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
873 One small floor? 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
874 Forget to tip the Alien BellHopper at your peril! 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
875 The restroom is straight ahead on your left. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
876 We only go up to the 35th floor, Major. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
877 The earth looks like a big blue marble from the penthouse here at the Dubai Marriott Marquis. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
878 Are you sure you don't want to go up? 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
879 For the 10,000th floor, you want the express. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
880 I'm sorry sir but this is the suborbital elevator. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
881 To the top Mr. Musk? 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
882 We could go up again if you like the sensation." 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
883 Must we count down every time? 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
884 I'm actually going down, believe it or not. 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
885 Mrs. Kramden! You’re back! 1.1429 0.15430 7 6 1 0
886 Is Mr. Musk expecting you? 1.1333 0.13333 15 14 0 1
887 I'm afraid this elevator only goes down, Sir. 1.1333 0.09085 15 13 2 0
888 10,817th floor. Moon rock, Mars ice and baby Yoda dolls." 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
889 We’re a new military branch. It’s the only simulator we’ve got. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
890 Well, this is where your journey ends. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
891 No sir, I won't count down from 10 and say "Lift-off" before we go. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
892 Yes, sir. Fresh paint, new carpet, and ready to colonize. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
893 I can take you as far as the sixteenth floor. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
894 5, 4, 3, 2, 1... -Willa Jaymes, Rhinecliff, NY 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
895 Express or local? 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
896 You'll fit, there's plenty of space 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
897 That was scary. I'll never ride an elevator again. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
898 The Thousand Mile Club reunion is to the left. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
899 I'd like the planetarium please. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
900 For the last time sir, I understand this is a giant leap for mankind, but can you please get off? 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
901 Turn left for the pet fish department, sir. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
902 Watch your step 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
903 I've had my ups and downs as well. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
904 T minus 5 seconds, sir. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
905 One small step for a man, one giant leap for the co-op board. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
906 The chair is for Michael Collins after you and Buzz get off. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
907 Would that be the fancy dress party on the 10th or the launch pad on the 120th, sir? 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
908 Actually you don't need that- we got the elevator fixed. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
909 Hey Buddy, rumor has it Ivanka likes Cosmonauts better. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
910 Here you go Commander, you can catch the express elevator to Saturn on this floor 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
911 Mr. President Ready to activate your exit strategy? 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
912 So you'll be back after the election? 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
913 Next time try the surface elevator. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
914 I'm sorry--anything higher than the penthouse requires a security code. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
915 Geez...I thought the Space Force was a branch of the Housing Authority ! 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
916 I assume you are going up. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
917 You're on your own after the rooftop. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
918 Ready to take the training wheels off after today? 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
919 Thank you, Hal, for opening the pod bay doors. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
920 Is it true that these new penthouse suites are spacious? 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
921 Yet another perfect landing, sir. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
922 Infinity and Beyond , please! 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
923 Usually, Mr. Johnson just lights a match. But, last night he tried this new Mexican restaurant . . . 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
924 I see you're new to the Republican Party. Trump Tower isn't literally "out of this world", it's just crap he says to market his brand. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
925 It’s flu season and I don’t wanna risk it. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
926 Watch out for the crater at 79th and Park. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
927 You can do it. It's just one small step for man... 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
928 It's fast for a prewar, but no one's ever asked about the G-forces. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
929 Basement, please. Just kidding! 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
930 What is it today, sir, taking off or landing? 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
931 Going up or way up? 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
932 Watch that small step. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
933 Sorry. This car is going down. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
934 Third planet, please. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
935 Down? Are you sure? 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
936 Did you find everything that you didn't need sir? 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
937 Top floor, please. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
938 I'm sorry, sir, but this elevator doesn't go to '4-Gs.' 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
939 I guess the Space Force is still underfunded? 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
940 No, we do not sort of have the same job. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
941 Your visiting Mrs. Ralph Kramden ? 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
942 This is as far as I can take you, Elton. You're on your own now, Rocket Man 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
943 How high is up? 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
944 Upper penthouse sir? 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
945 Ground floor please, Tom 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
946 Will you be needing a shuttle? 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
947 Is this the launch pad you had in mind? 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
948 Okayyy, not the launch party I expected. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
949 110th Floor - rockets, gantries, space shuttles. Have a nice day. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
950 I just got tired of climbing the stairway to heaven 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
951 What color is your parachute? 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
952 Geared up for a zero-atmosphere party, Sir? 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
953 Floor fifty million, please. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
954 “10TH FLOOR” “LADIES LINGERIE” “Undergarments (mainly brassieres), sleepwear and lightweight robes” "That's one small step for man, one giant leap for mankind." 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
955 All the way up? Air. All the way down? Air. Now, the bar on mezzanine? Kinda smokey. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
956 I'm sorry, Mr. Musk. Floor "M" is the mezzanine, not Mars. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
957 Ten? Nine? Eight? 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
958 It's been a tough flu season 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
959 This is as far as I can take you,son. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
960 Please tell me there is still space available up there. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
961 I forgot my toothbrush 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
962 So this building is not really as tall as Mr. Trump claims? 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
963 How's the weather out there? 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
964 Second floor: asteroid belt, Mars and "The Twilight Zone." 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
965 Sir, the air today is really not that bad. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
966 This is not what I envisioned when I said space elevator. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
967 I am not a pessimist. One good thing about the climate change ? My costume is no longer limited to just Halloween now! 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
968 I don't suppose you're going down. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
969 You know this elevator only goes up to the stratosphere? 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
970 Are you sure your mother said you could go to school in that? 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
971 I hope Madam's Space Force interview goes well. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
972 Tonight's food tube special has received excellent reviews. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
973 Sir, this is the Empire State Building--the top floor is only 1250 feet up! 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
974 Did we forget to use the bathroom before heading to work again, sir? 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
975 I don’t think this is what she meant when she said she needs space. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
976 Last time, you farted. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
977 Last floor, sir. I told you Trump Tower isn't that yuuuge. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
978 Yes, sir. I made sure your Uber has a moonroof. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
979 Be careful. It's a jungle out there. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
980 Have my friends Time and Continuum arrived yet? 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
981 Mrs. Kramden, I presume? 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
982 Sir! Space launches are on floor 4. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
983 Please step into the next elevator sir. This one does not go as high as that floor 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
984 Sorry, we don't go that high. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
985 Re-entering Sir? 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
986 Boldly go where no one has been before and have a wonderful day sir! 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
987 And, the association just opened a high-altitude training center on 265. Keycard only, though. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
988 Smoking floor, Sir 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
989 The prices here are stratospheric 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
990 It looks like one small step, but it's really a giant leap. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
991 Mr. Lucas's office is the third down on the left. If you find yourself in Sigourney Weaver's room, you've gone too far. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
992 May the Force be with you. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
993 one giant step for man, one giant leap for mankind. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
994 Excuse me Sir, was that 1 step up or down for Mankind 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
995 I see you have prepared for their toxic culture, Sir. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
996 Sorry sir, this is as high as we go. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
997 Buzz, your floor. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
998 Year-2040:- All set to wander on the earth. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
999 It’s one small step, sir 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1000 I know it looks it but the penthouse doesn't go that high sir. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1001 The moon's got nothing on 16F. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1002 That was some serious g's. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1003 Didn’t realize it was that kind of launch party. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1004 Eighth floor: environmental disasters and housewares 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1005 Will you be going up or down? 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1006 I'm in town for the reshoot. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1007 One small step for the third floor. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1008 Ohhh, you mean HOW-ston Street. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1009 Yes, Sir. This is as high as we go. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1010 I'm sorry, sir, but this is as high as it goes. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1011 Chicks dig astronauts. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1012 I got tired of taking small steps. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1013 Sorry, sir, the 12th floor is as high as we go. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1014 Sorry sir, the lift is off. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1015 Nice shoes ! 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1016 Sorry. This is as high as I can take you. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1017 10...9...8...7...6...5.....? 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1018 Sorry... This is as high as we can go. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1019 I'm telling you... The L button won't launch anything! 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1020 John realized that the only way to avoid hearing another word about Impeachment was to rent a vacuum chamber at the local hotel. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1021 Did you forget your medicine again, sir? 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1022 Sir, we've landed. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1023 Take the stairs wise guy. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1024 Can you get me a Moon Pie while you’re out?” 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1025 Antivaxxers or climate change. Take your pick. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1026 Mars ain’t the kind of place to raise your kids 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1027 UP, RETURNS, please 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1028 Sixth floor, please, planetarium. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1029 Sorry, Sir, this elevator no longer stops on that floor. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1030 It's just one small step to the mankind department. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1031 What goes up must come down 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1032 Headed up to Capitol Hill again today, sir? 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1033 Going Up, Please--Way Up 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1034 I don’t care that the restrooms are only for patrons. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1035 One small review for the hotel? 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1036 Der Mond ist aufgegangen? 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1037 Both our costumes are kinda lousy 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1038 I can only take you to the top floor. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1039 I was surprised to see a chair in an elevator too! You guys have made things so comfortable since I got back. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1040 I assure you sir. This capsule is disinfected every day. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1041 Do they have cabanas on the Swimming Pool floor? 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1042 The Giuliani cigar club is at the last door on the left. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1043 I understand, Mr. Jones. You're leaving because you just need more space. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1044 Touchdown sir. Have a nice day. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1045 Congratulations! Its a successful landing. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1046 Sorry, this one doesn’t go fast enough to simulate weightlessness. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1047 Sorry, sir. We don't go up that high. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1048 That's right Mr. Johnson...No flu for you. No flu for you. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1049 I'm afraid we only go up 110 stories. You might try Dubai. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1050 I know it’s only a small step Mr. Armstrong, but mankind only makes so many giant leaps. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1051 THIS CAR DOESN'T GO TO THE ROOF. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1052 The next stop is lingerie, after that is the jet way to the capsule. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1053 It’s true. There’s no such thing as one rat” 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1054 2nd floor: Contagion to the right. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1055 Not without an executive keycard 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1056 Economy, Business or First Class 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1057 Yes. We go up, but not that far. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1058 Yes sir. I still sometimes get that sinking feeling in my stomach. Don’t worry, you’ll get used to it. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1059 We've landed, sir. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1060 I'm not really sure living in the world's highest penthouse is worth the effort. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1061 Yes Sir , You can drain your suit at the washroom down the hall . 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1062 You’ll take another elevator for that sir. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1063 Sir your playtime outfit is best left upstairs... What do you say we go back up and fly to the moon? 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1064 The Oval Office is on fhe right 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1065 Hey, not THAT far up. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1066 Do you need me to call a cab? 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1067 I'm not sure that's what she meant by, "I need more space." 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1068 3rd floor; Sinks, Toilets and Spaceforce 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1069 One small step or one giant leap? 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1070 Sorry. This is a local 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1071 Ground floor, Mr. Brown. Oops, I mean 'the Eagle has landed'. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1072 Sir, you don't need to countdown for this. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1073 One small step for man, one giant leap for elevator music. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1074 More budget cuts to NASA this month, sir? 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1075 Here you are Mr. Armstrong. They're waiting for you on set. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1076 Any floor will do, Charles. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1077 Good morning. Going up? 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1078 This way to set, Mr. Armstrong. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1079 'This floor is pressurized.' 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1080 I’ll need your card to access that floor, sir. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1081 So that MTV moonman money got you a penthouse? 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1082 Nobody’s ever asked me to press that button before. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1083 This is floor 10...then 9...then 8...then 7...then 6... 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1084 Sorry. This one's going down. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1085 You can’t get there from here. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1086 Astronauts are really down to Earth. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1087 This is The Langtree, you want the Gantry 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1088 I can only take you to the penthouse level, buddy. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1089 You'll find the door to the launch pad down the hall to your right. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1090 The moon landing studio is this way. Have a nice shoot! 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1091 Indeed sir, we've all had to lower our expectations a bit. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1092 Do you require a shuttle service? 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1093 No, this one doesn't do weightlessness simulation. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1094 Sorry, was that "seven" or "Saturn"? It was a bit muffled. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1095 If you don't like it, you're welcome to use the stairs 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1096 All the way up, sir? 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1097 Twelfth floor: gravity, oxygen, restrooms. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1098 My penthouse has a lot of space. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1099 Sorry, we don't go any higher. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1100 Yeah, I worry about global warming, too. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1101 Welcome home Major Tom. I'm so happy the circuit was fixed." 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1102 Shall I count down, sir? 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1103 I’m sorry to say this elevator does not go any farther than the penthouse 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1104 Give me 15 minutes to change and we'll go together. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1105 Men's space ware is on the tenth floor. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1106 Yes, Sir, I believe the flu season is nearly over. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1107 Can you believe they assigned me a middle seat. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1108 Uniforms suck, am I right? 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1109 Here's the ground to control, Major Tom 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1110 95,794th floor, please. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1111 The space capsule is now a restaurant sir! 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1112 My cousins told me if you jump while the elevator is landing, it'll take you straight to the moon 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1113 No, only Willy Wonka has one of those... 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1114 Should we hold your mail Mr. Musk? 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1115 The Halloween party is long over, but glad to take you up! 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1116 I'm sorry sir, that floor requires special club membership. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1117 I believe they were advertising work space, not space work. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1118 How strange. I didn't think elevators had operators any more. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1119 I bet you’re going up. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1120 This is the headquarters. You’ll want the satellite office. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1121 You have quite a few packages waiting..." 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1122 I must warn you - this goes pretty fast 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1123 This elevator doesn't go THAT high! 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1124 118,953,412th floor, please. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1125 I'm sorry, sir, the moon elevator shuts down during the day. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1126 We’re already on the top floor. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1127 Oh, SPACIOUS elevators. I see it now. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1128 I'm sorry, this is the local elevator to the International Space Station. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1129 My mom was anti-vaccine, so now I wear this. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1130 Ground control to MajorTom. You are now the first astronaut to walk onto the hotels bottom floor. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1131 That's one small press for man, one giant leap for elevator kind. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1132 I think you’ll find space savers on the fourth floor. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1133 No Mr. Musk, I don't know which way the Falcon Rocket is. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1134 Sir, the space elevator is down the hall. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1135 I'll have your rover brought around front, sir. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1136 We’ve had some upgrades to the Space Station, sir. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1137 The air quality is terrible today 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1138 Going to the launch party, sir? 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1139 The fake moon set is right around the corner on your left. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1140 Sorry sir, the 45th floor is as high as I can make this one go. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1141 Looks like you could use some space. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1142 What, on earth, are you doing? 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1143 Isn't it early for Fashion Week? 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1144 I'm sorry, but this IS the highest floor. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1145 Are you here to see Mr. Musk or Sir Branson 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1146 One small step for man; one giant leap for mankind." "Ok boomer. 1.1250 0.13363 8 6 1 0
1147 Yes, the penthouse is out of this world, but it still has oxygen. 1.1250 0.13363 8 7 1 0
1148 Just buzz me when you want to splash down. 1.1176 0.11765 17 16 0 1
1149 I assure you, Sir, this hotel has a great atmosphere." 1.1176 0.08055 17 15 2 0
1150 Well, the penthouse floor might be a start. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1151 Shall I start the countdown, sir? 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1152 OK, so just imagine doing this 13,411.2 times, 100 times faster than we just did, and you’ve got it. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1153 Goodnight and godspeed, sir. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1154 Down? 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1155 Mind the giant leap, sir. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1156 Sir, the elevator doesn't go that high. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1157 The penthouse is the best I can do. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1158 10? 9? 8, 7, 6... 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1159 Tickets are how much?! 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1160 Yes sir, we ARE going up! 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1161 Good luck on your re-entry, Sir. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1162 Floor 42. Right this way to the Space Force cubicles, sir. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1163 Top floor? 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1164 Express check out is to your left. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1165 Watch the drop. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1166 Building that wall had really affected our budget at NASA 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1167 Penthouse, sir? 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1168 Eleventh Floor. Unrealized childhood dreams department 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1169 I'm a dreamer, too. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1170 Be careful of the step sir. Some find it small, but for some it's a giant leap. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1171 I don’t smell anything. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1172 Blast off on your signal sir." 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1173 One small step, sir. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1174 20th floor is as high as I go sir, you'll have to find another way to the moon. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1175 The 19487167th floor, please 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1176 Is the Oxygen level low on the penthouse? 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1177 I heard the Co-op Board is from outer-space 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1178 It's the haircut, isn't it? 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1179 Can you take me back up? I forgot the flag. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1180 Yes, I was Naked Cowboy. But I m trying a different angle now 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1181 OK! 10-9-8-8-6 ... 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1182 I'm sorry, sir, but this only elevator only goes to the 30th floor. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1183 The agoraphobia clinic is on the left 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1184 She said not that kind of space. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1185 No need to apologize, sir. I can't smell anything. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1186 I forgot my ID 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1187 Bringing your work home again Mr. Tyler? 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1188 Are you all right? You look a bit spacey. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1189 To the left, but please, more careful this time. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1190 Do we really need to stop at every floor? 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1191 You realize that the top floor is still sub-orbital? 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1192 What? I missed my flight. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1193 I guess up or down is kind of a moot question at this point 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1194 Down to water level, please. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1195 Is this where the auditions for Sea Hunt are being held? 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1196 This way if I fart no one will know. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1197 Buzz? Buzz?! *sigh* He's doing it again... 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1198 Penthouse, please. I hear the air up there is rarefied. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1199 I'm sorry sir, the "To the Moon!" button appears to be broken. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1200 All the way up, please. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1201 Climate change is a bitch. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1202 If you think you might actually not come back this time, my Great Aunt Vera would like to rent your apartment. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1203 You want WHAT floor? 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1204 What happened to that steps for mankind thing? 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1205 Will this get me there? 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1206 The hundred and fiftieth floor is not that high. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1207 Up or down please, either works. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1208 I think your method acting class has gone too far. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1209 Well, what planet are you looking for?? 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1210 Third floor - lingerie, housewares, moon rocks. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1211 Elevator to Houston: we've landed. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1212 Yes, this is the Mars floor 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1213 Penthouse? Practice flight? 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1214 The lobby is gravity-free, so prepare to hit the ceiling 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1215 If you hurry I can catch up. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1216 Well no, sir. It only goes up to 12. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1217 Will you be taking our shuttle? 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1218 Not yet?....ok, just let me know when. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1219 To the 1,234,034,356,232,525,235,565,565,562,230,000,000,000,000,000,000th floor please" 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1220 Low gravity at the penthouse sir? 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1221 Epstein didn't kill himself. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1222 Sixth floor is fine, but I'm not going to say "Blast off!" 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1223 Takes about two years to acclimate to our air on this planet. Earth was waaaay better. But hey, even the suites are cheap here. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1224 And I thought only chickens could lay eggs. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1225 I believe you. The commute must be hell. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1226 Sorry, but this is as far as we go. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1227 The 7th floor in T-minus 10...9...8... 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1228 Going up? To the moon, please! 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1229 Going up--or going down? 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1230 A long ride, huh? 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1231 How’s the new penthouse sir? 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1232 Sorry. This is only a 30 story building. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1233 Remember to take your lunch, Sir? 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1234 Elon Musk's apartment, thanks. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1235 I said "ground control," not "ground floor." 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1236 The sound stage is right this way sir. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1237 It’s a nice apartment, but I’m looking for something with a little more space. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1238 L for Liftoff, please. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1239 This may take a while. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1240 "Get out of the way. I need some space." 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1241 Sorry to hear your marriage is so toxic!” 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1242 I’m definitely going up, no hurry though. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1243 I was born in 1981 and I don’t think I’ve ever seen an elevator operator in my life.That was a thing you’d see I guess? Anyways, there’s one in this cartoon with an astronaut. They’re exchanging words about going up or using the stairs or something. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1244 Just a small step this way, sir. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1245 I'm sorry you have to pass by the perfume counter again, sir. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1246 No, sir, this is 1952, you'll find 2052 on the top floor. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1247 Just take me to the top floor and I'll figure it out from there. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1248 Forgot the rocks again? 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1249 I’m afraid we’re a few hundred miles short of the ISS, sir. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1250 Christmas with the kids? 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1251 No offense, Mr. Aldrin, just watch that step. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1252 Long work commute? 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1253 None of us can really get away, sir. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1254 Just so you know, I'm assuming "the outermost reaches of human inquiry" is floor twelve. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1255 sorry Mr. Bezos - perhaps the up button this time? 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1256 Down sir ? How many fathoms ? 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1257 On your countdown, sir. 1.1111 0.11785 9 7 1 0
1258 Why is there a chair in this elevator? 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1259 Keeps the ears from popping. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1260 Ralph's been promising to send me to the moon for years. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1261 It’s not the moon but the sale is worth a look 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1262 Sorry, that floor does not exist yet." 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1263 Yeah, well, the city ain't the kind of place to raise your kids either. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1264 I understand you like to be prepared but no suit is needed at the Space Needle sir. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1265 Call it cautious optimism. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1266 Our top floor is 23. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1267 Three..two..one.. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1268 They said the rooftop view is out of this world. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1269 Your rocket is set to blast off ! 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1270 Mr Armstrong arrived a few minutes ago, Mr Aldrin. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1271 If you're looking for the new Space Force- you've got the wrong building. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1272 Ground control to Major Tom...I see the recession hit you hard. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1273 I'm sorry, sir, but the best I can do is the 78th floor. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1274 If there is a fire alarm, don't use the elevator, use your jet pack. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1275 You know, they’re not all giant leaps. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1276 This is Ground Floor, Major Tom....and you're stepping thru the door... 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1277 This is the roof. After that, you're on your own, I'm afraid. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1278 This elevator doesn’t go all the way up, sir. You’ll need to change at the 95-th floor. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1279 Ladies Lingerie, where no man has gone before... 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1280 I only go to the 6th floor. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1281 This is as close to the moon as I can take you. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1282 You're at the wrong address, buddy. This is NASA office headquarters in Washington not Cape Canaveral, Florida. I hope you have a better chance at finding Mars. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1283 So let's have a talk about expectations... 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1284 Welcome home, sir. Long trip? 1.1111 0.11111 18 17 0 1
1285 Alice, we no longer go to the moon. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1286 I see you’re here to apply for a “Space Force” position. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1287 I’m afraid the “M” stands for mezzanine. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1288 Santa will be down the hall on your right. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1289 Please watch your step. It's not a giant one, but we do have gravity here. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1290 It’s just a small step. The giant leap comes at the cellar door. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1291 The launching pad is on the penthouse level. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1292 The air a bit thin on the 117th floor? 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1293 Geoffrey, this is not what I meant when I asked to by taken to Ground Zero. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1294 Look, you'll have to speak up or lose the helmet. I can't make any assumptions here. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1295 Good afternoon Elon, you're back from launch break early... 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1296 Godspeed, 3rd floor. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1297 Is this your first time in Denver? 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1298 The lunar elevator is still just an idea. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1299 Yes sir, one giant step for man, and one giant step to the penthouse. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1300 Some people will do anything to avoid tipping. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1301 Mission success. My ears didn't pop. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1302 Space aardvarks are on the 4th floor. Burp! I'm Hank! 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1303 I guess the elevator to space has taken a lot of the joy out of it. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1304 Really? Going down? 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1305 One small step for man, one giant leap for the condo board. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1306 VCThe sign in the window said Space for RenT 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1307 Wouldn't a flu shot be easier? 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1308 Mind the small step. 1.1111 0.11785 9 8 1 0
1309 The store is closing, sir. That'll have to be your last ride of the day. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1310 Moon or Mars 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1311 238,900th floor, rare rocks and who knows what else! 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1312 Ground Floor ~ “Planet Earth 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1313 One small step for man, one hopefully giant tip for Manuel. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1314 Sure, go to the first hallway, turn left and then it's one small step for the Men's room. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1315 ISS level needs a code. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1316 The moon please. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1317 Please sit down, sir. We are about ready to blast off. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1318 Sir, this only goes up to 12. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1319 Yes, your room has plenty of space, Sir. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1320 This is a To Go order from the new oxygen bar around the corner. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1321 I'm as surprised as you are 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1322 Up to the sky lounge, Sir? 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1323 Going up. Sky's the limit. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1324 Sorry, Lady’s Lingerie is as high as we go. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1325 Penthouse? 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1326 Most of our residents just get a flu shot. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1327 One giant leap to which floor, sir? 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1328 It’s one small step to the penthouse. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1329 C’mon. It’s not really that big of a leap. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1330 Respectfully sir, I don’t think you can blast off on this floor. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1331 I know, but it's the best that I can do while I'm caught between the moon and New York City. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1332 When you get to your floor take one small step off the elevator and then a giant leap into your room. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1333 its no door to your right 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1334 What? I’m on my launch break. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1335 So sorry, this elevator doesn't go that high. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1336 Sorry, sir, the Chrysler Building cannot take off. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1337 Sorry, this is the Local. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1338 your golf club, Sir? 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1339 Bad hair day? 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1340 Could I suggest a simple flu shot, Sir? 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1341 This elevator is going down 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1342 If you see my ex-wife floating around out there, tell her I said hello. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1343 They really are building them too tall these days. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1344 Yessir, there's space on the 12th floor. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1345 No, No, it's cable CARS that climb halfway to the STARS! 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1346 Watch the traffic at 42nd street 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1347 I thought we 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1348 All the right stuff on your shopping list? 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1349 If you're looking for space, this is the place. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1350 1,999th floor - Space Station 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1351 How "up" do you need to be? 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1352 Returns Department please. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1353 To the moon sir, or just the rooftop? 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1354 Sorry, sir, this is the top floor 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1355 Mars again Mr. Musk? 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1356 I understand that it's Snoop's party, but just how high are you planning to get? 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1357 So, how high up does this thing go? 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1358 I heard that the view from the rooftop terrace is out of this world. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1359 Yes, this is the Observation Deck 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1360 How many fathoms do you wish to descend to today, sir? 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1361 This hotel has only 11 floors, sir. I'm afraid you're in the wrong century. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1362 ...with possible cosmic ray flurries 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1363 Driving the Tesla again today sir? 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1364 "Thank God for clean coal, crude and trump, right, sir? 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1365 That's one small step for Doug... 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1366 It’s just down 5th, .00000000000000001 light year away. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1367 I'm just so tired of floating. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1368 After I release the emergency brake, you’ll have 12 seconds of weightlessness. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1369 Cocain is a hell of a drug 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1370 Sorry, I can't take you all the way up there. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1371 One small step for mankind, one giant leap for penthouse living. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1372 My other suit's at the cleaners. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1373 Quit staring... there's a reason I took the elevator. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1374 Welcome to your own little private space, sir. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1375 Houston, we have a lobby. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1376 Skywalk, I presume? 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1377 The costume party's theme is "Broken Dreams." 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1378 Up one flight to the moon. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1379 Bad launch pad traffic? 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1380 Moonlight lounge? 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1381 Please don't say, 'Going Down.' 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1382 Shall I press, Lift Off? 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1383 The moon is just above lingerie. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1384 This is as high as I can take you, sir. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1385 But I only go up to the 37th floor! 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1386 It goes up a hundred floors. It's a start. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1387 Watch your one small step for man, sir. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1388 I'm sorry, this elevator only goes to the stratosphere. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1389 Yes Sir, cryptocurrency is acceptable! 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1390 What, the atmosphere wasn't good enough? 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1391 Sorry sir, if you want to reach terminal velocity you’ll have to take number 11. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1392 Welcome back to the worldly cosmos! 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1393 It looks like one small step to me. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1394 How far up do you think this goes? 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1395 No, those really are not funny. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1396 I don't think giant leaps involve elevators. 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1397 Our new tax dollars at work- Doormen now at launch entry points! 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1398 There aren't any higher floors" 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1399 You can walk on the moon, but you can't take the stairs? 1.1000 0.10541 10 9 1 0
1400 Exxon gave me this cool walk-the-Earth-without-imminent-death suit after I helped accidentally ice and boil a few countries with my old money, sick right? 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1401 Anything can be a space walk if you've got enough middle aged whimsy. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1402 Heading up to the satellite office? 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1403 It’s nice, but it lacks atmosphere. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1404 White silk scarves please. They’re still in fashion, right? My boyfriend was a major fail; I mean come on, a Black scarf? Like, where am I headed? A black hole? 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1405 It’s one small step for a man . . . 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1406 Sir, or Madam, if you would clean your helmet, you would see this is not your rocket ship and I can’t manage enough thrust to launch you into orbit. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1407 I was told to expect and awkward atmosphere 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1408 Sir, I know you're going up, but this is the wrong ride. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1409 Just practicing. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1410 "Top floor please. I'll get the rest of the way myself ." 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1411 I believe that there is at least one Sears left in this galaxy. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1412 It's surströmming night! 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1413 Can you hear me Major Tom? 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1414 Going up, obviously. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1415 Sorry, this elevator only goes as far as the penthouse 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1416 Well, I wouldn’t exactly call it a *giant* leap. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1417 I’m sorry, only 44 floors. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1418 The 18th floor is the highest we go 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1419 Tuna casserole again tonight, sir? 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1420 Ast or not, only Wrights allowed on this floor! 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1421 This is five, are you going to infinity and beyond? 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1422 1st floor, camping and skiing equipment". "C'mon Sheldon you know I like it when you say blast off at the lobby." 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1423 Whew, major head-rush. Let's do it again!! 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1424 Sure, the brochure said 'to come sleep between the stars', but this is really the highest we can go. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1425 This car only goes up to the 42nd floor. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1426 One small step for man is a few floors up sir... 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1427 What planet are you looking for? 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1428 Mrs Saltzman trying her hand at curry, sir? 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1429 110th floor. Oxygen tanks, jet fuel and moon boots. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1430 I said, "Down, please! 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1431 Sorry, Colonel, but you have to use the service elevator. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1432 Blast-off in 10, 9, 8... 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1433 That’s one small step for a man, a thousand fewer steps than if you took the stairs. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1434 Space tourism has given rise to novel fashion trends 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1435 Moon deck please. 1.0909 0.09535 11 10 1 0
1436 We've landed sir, welcome to the dark side. 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
1437 Moon exhibit? Observation level sir. 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
1438 It’s very simple really. This astronauts go up and the aquanauts go down. What’ll it be today? 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
1439 Wow! I guess there are severe government cut-backs on astronaut training, huh? 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
1440 We'll need to stop at the Passport Office on the 110th floor. 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
1441 When you said you wanted to attend an AA meeting, I assumed you meant Astronaut Apparel. 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
1442 It's true. You can't impeach a Space Force cadet. 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
1443 And this space is where the door used to be. 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
1444 You might need to take a giant leap over the gap. 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
1445 New York thinks it is the most fun city in the world and maybe it used to be. I think Sao Paolo. What do you think? 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
1446 Sorry sir, the elevator doesn't go quite that high. 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
1447 This elevator doesn’t go that high. Ou want NASA. 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
1448 Lost and Found, Public Restrooms and Black Holes 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
1449 Year 2049 - Sir, this is the floor of planet Earth. Make sure your clothes are cool and your oxygen lasts for the entire stay. If you're not satisfied, pick up the time phone and feel free to call previous generations and make your complaints. 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
1450 One small step off the elevator, one giant leap to my front door. 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
1451 I'm sorry sir, this elevator does not go that far 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
1452 Ground Control to 18th floor? 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
1453 I swear to God if you say "going up" 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
1454 Because, sir, this isn't Willie Wonka's elevator. 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
1455 ''I don't recall the war on the moon in 1969.'' 1.0833 0.08704 12 11 1 0
1456 Penthouse please. 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
1457 Ground? 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
1458 Welcome, Space Force Cadet, to the penthouse suite at Trump Tower. 1.0769 0.08006 13 12 1 0
1459 Sir, I'm afraid the space elevator is still on the drawing board..... 1.0714 0.07412 14 13 1 0
1460 Maybe a giant leap for Mrs. Farkas in 9B, sir. You should be fine. 1.0714 0.07412 14 13 1 0
1461 Good morning, Mr. Baumgartner, going up or down? 1.0714 0.07412 14 13 1 0
1462 Yes, there is a 13th floor, and you're going to take me there! 1.0714 0.07412 14 13 1 0
1463 through the roof please 1.0667 0.06901 15 14 1 0
1464 Despite his work, I'm no fan of David Bowie. 1.0667 0.06901 15 14 1 0
1465 I already got my flu shot. 1.0588 0.06063 17 16 1 0
1466 Any habitable planet,please. 1.0588 0.06063 17 16 1 0
1467 My doctor prescribed this for all future travel to New Jersey. 1.0556 0.05717 18 17 1 0
1468 I'm taking a walk on the wild side. 1.0556 0.05717 18 17 1 0
1469 ee stamoslocosoque 2h mate tanto que puedas berarte de todo lo que -yano Chota iow ve aad @spaincharo 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
1470 STARVE YOUR DISTRACTIONS FEED YOUR FOCUS 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
1471 « #quotes 4h & lasaretta79 ° Ge conobbero. Lui conobbe lei e se stesso, perche in verita non s’era mai saputo. E lei conobbe lui e se stessa , perchée pur essendosi saputa sempre, mai s’era potuta riconoscere cosi. Italo Calvino 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
1472 << #quotes 4h _ & ibrar_writes Insta « @ibrar_writes 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
1473 ee ae Lele) (La ag “= tiktok.__.india 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
1474 «« — #quotes 5h ec) a 'NON SCORAGGIATEVI. E SPESSO L’ULTIMA CHIAVE QUELLA CHE APRE LA SERRATURA' PAULO COELHO 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
1475 Seventh floor, Space Suits, Jet packs, Tang... 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
1476 Not Star Trek and I am not Scottie! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
1477 No; I don't have a martian mellow. " 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
1478 I insist on a count down before we blast off to 20th floor. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
1479 I hope you have an out of this world experience. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
1480 Hope I didn't offend your religious beliefs, Mx. Doe. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
1481 Will it be a step or a leap? 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
1482 It's one small step for man, one giant leap for ladies undergarments 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
1483 Your double-parked rocket was towed, sir. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
1484 This High-G training just isn't the same after we lost that funding 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
1485 4,728,512th floor, sir. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
1486 You'll need that suit in there, lots of hot air. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
1487 I assure you, there's no button for Mars. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
1488 Yeah...the new Space Force is underfunded. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
1489 This is just a side hustle, I really want to get into BitCoin. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
1490 Fly me to the moon! 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
1491 Seventh heaven, please, fantasy suite. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
1492 Regularmoon suite, please. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
1493 Sorry, I've never seen the Willie Wonka movie. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
1494 Up, I presume? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
1495 Would you like a countdown? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
1496 I'm sorry sir, but that's as far as I can take you. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
1497 From out of town? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
1498 Who farted? 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
1499 Need some space? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
1500 Is it just me or does this simulator seem a little slow? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
1501 Lift-off in five...four...three...two... 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
1502 I'm afraid this one will take three small steps. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
1503 Pardon me, but the notice said tenants must prepare for the lift to be off. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
1504 I could set my watch by your afternoon space walk, sir. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
1505 The Apollo? It’s two blocks down on the right. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
1506 It's just one small step for a man. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
1507 The Eagle has landed, Mr. Baxter. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
1508 Do watch your step, sir— while it might appear but a small one, the elevator is not quite flush and it actually requires more of a giant leap. Still, I don’t suppose that would bother a man of your caliber, if you don’t mind my saying so, sir. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
1509 I take it your on the top floor? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
1510 Will you be needing the Moon Buggy, sir? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
1511 Where to sir: low earth orbit 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
1512 Escape velocity? What floor is that on? 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
1513 Think carefully about what you’ll say. “One small step for man . . . “ has already been used. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
1514 Nope--only one G. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
1515 Here we are, sir, back to 1-G. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
1516 Yes sir, splashdown. It won’t happen again, sir. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
1517 Do you know something that I don't know? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
1518 I'm not sure how to tell you this sir, but space suits are in the lower basement. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
1519 Welcome to Vegas, Commander. Is this your first time experiencing The Stratosphere? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
1520 To the penthouse and beyond! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
1521 I'm your ground control, Major Tom. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
1522 We are ‘go’ for the penthouse suite. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
1523 Eighty-six floors is a good first step. Now, shall we shoot for the roof? 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
1524 T minus 30 seconds to mezzanine launch. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
1525 Sorry, sir, this the local--the elevator to the ionosphere is across the hall. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
1526 That'll be ten small steps, first door on the right. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
1527 Take one small step and you will be in the lobby 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
1528 Houston, please. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
1529 So sorry, sir. The subterranean level’s door is rusted shut . 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
1530 Going down? 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
1531 Going up, up and away, sir?” 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
1532 Here we are, 57000th floor. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
1533 Beware the effects of deceleration on descent. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
1534 I find holiday gatherings alien and life-sucking. Good thing the invite said “Dress for the Occassion.” 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
1535 Houston, The Otis has landed. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
1536 Can I help you, sir?” “No. I just need a little space. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
1537 Hopeful. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
1538 Thanks for opening the pod door, Hal. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
1539 Sorry, this is as far as we go. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
1540 Please watch your one small step, sir. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
1541 Way,Way,Way up Sir? 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
1542 ‘I envy your commute.’ 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
1543 I don't like shaking hands 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
1544 Are you sure you want to go out there? 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
1545 No liftoff, sorry. All I can give you is off-lift. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
1546 Mind the Barnard 68. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
1547 The penthouse suite? One small step to your left and one giant leap down the hall. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
1548 Well, I can get you to 25. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
1549 The moon has changed a lot since you were first here." 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
1550 Good luck in Yankee Candle. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
1551 Don't worry - it's a small step for mankind. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
1552 No, there’s no Zero G in this building 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
1553 Excuse me sir, if you're looking for the moon elevator that's on the other side of the lobby" 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
1554 I can take you part of the way, sir. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
1555 Happy holidays," said the doorman 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
1556 Would you need me to call you a shuttle? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
1557 The penthouse, please. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
1558 Just get off this elevator. I don't care if you start with a small step or a giant leap. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
1559 Okay sir, but this is the last time..... 'Prepare for lift off' 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
1560 Next shaft. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
1561 Our most spacious floor? The penthouse on 89. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
1562 Need a breath mint? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
1563 Going away for the holidays, Mr. Branson? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
1564 We have raked out the moon in the swimming pool. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
1565 To the moon or the ISS, Mr. Musk? 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
1566 And please stop calling me "Houston." 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
1567 264,000 please. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
1568 High enough for me. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
1569 Anywhere but here 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
1570 'First Man' - This is the First Floor! I've been waiting to say that my whole life. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
1571 I beg your pardon, Commander - this isn't the express. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
1572 You are welcome to orbit our cocktail lounge which is located on the top level and has maybe more exotic views than space. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
1573 It's literally just one small step down the hall. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
1574 Your first trip to the lobby and beyond, sir? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
1575 The lingerie Department please 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
1576 This elevator is not a moon shot sir. Please exit. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
1577 She said the penthouse has more space than we need. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
1578 I used the stairs on my last trip. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
1579 You seriously want me to do a T-minus five seconds countdown? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
1580 I believe this is your space sir 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
1581 You will have to get off here we don’t go as far as the moon. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
1582 "What floor?" "2001, please." 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
1583 Complaints? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
1584 Second floor! Acrophobia clinic is in room six. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
1585 Not sure what your job is but it seems your regulators are as silly as mine. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
1586 Sorry, Mr. Branson, the penthouse is as close to the moon as I can get you. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
1587 I can get you to the penthouse. From there you’re on your own. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
1588 I usually just leave the elevator to pee. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
1589 I’m sorry, what did you say about a giant leap? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
1590 Please take one small step back so I can close the door 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
1591 No, I don't think anybody will suspect you're a prostitute. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
1592 The millionth floor?? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
1593 The offices of Cosmo are on the 40th floor, but I'm not sure how you'll get to the Cosmos from here. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
1594 The tenant has landed. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
1595 Oh, I thought this was going up 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
1596 My parents were the original anti-vaxxers. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
1597 Your luggage will be brought up by one of our space cadets. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
1598 I must of gotten off on the wrong planet. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
1599 The only way is up. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
1600 I'm dressed up as an astronaut as I can reached for the stars! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
1601 I see you've missed your takeoff, will you be going up to the roof? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
1602 Diaper duty again, sir? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
1603 I'm afraid this is as high as it goes, sir. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
1604 Elevator has landed 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
1605 Lobby, Sir, the eagle has landed. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
1606 Taking the rocket ship today, sir? 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
1607 To the moon, Ellis! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
1608 This elevator is going down, sir. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
1609 Do you really think that will be one giant leap for mankind? 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
1610 There you go sir: over the moon. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
1611 For the last time, sir, there is no gantry on this floor. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
1612 They say the plumber will be in shortly. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
1613 The Moon Walk Lounge is on the left 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
1614 Floor 76 - But I was assured this went all the way to the upper atmosphere. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
1615 Take me with you. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
1616 Mens' clothing please...I need a new suit. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
1617 Sorry sir, only one zero-g descent per day. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
1618 If you're really feeling nostalgic, I can just cut the cord. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
1619 This is the local, sir. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
1620 Going up? Or is that a dumb question? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
1621 Let's blow the roof off. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
1622 Housewares, fine linens, moon departures, 10th floor!... 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
1623 Damn budget cuts - we're launching from the penthouse. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
1624 They’re getting pretty high these days. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
1625 Sorry. Not higher than the penthouse." 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
1626 You should have enough Tang to get you to nine, sir. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
1627 The front desk can help you with directions. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
1628 I can get you as far as the 90th floor... 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
1629 Sir, this elevator only goes to the 55th floor. If you want to go to the moon you will have to transfer to another elevator. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
1630 Ah, today is your NASA interview. Good luck! 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
1631 So, this is Trump's Military Space Force? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
1632 More cutbacks? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
1633 Going way, way, way. way, way up? 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
1634 Watch your short step, sir. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
1635 That's one small step for a man, but a 20 floor leap for the elevator. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
1636 I missed lift-off. 79,890th floor please. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
1637 You know, sometimes I jump a little on the way down, and it feels like floating. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
1638 I'm sorry, but this is as high as we go. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
1639 I take it you had to park in the far lot, sir? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
1640 Fifth floor, lingerie , decontamination. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
1641 What atmosphere, sir? 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
1642 He's in Florida, Sir, there will be enough oxygen. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
1643 Forget something? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
1644 Please watch your step or leap before exiting the elevator. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
1645 Remember, the President uses up all the air in 10 minutes. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
1646 You are overdressed. The garage isn't flooded. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
1647 Good idea—the landlord tends to suck all the oxygen out of his rooms. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
1648 It's not exactly a giant leap for mankind 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
1649 I don't think your elevator goes all the way to the top. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
1650 Okay, but there will be a really big tip . . . 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
1651 The Starlight Room is to your left, sir. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
1652 My honeymoon wasn't what I expected either. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
1653 This takes a while; the building has over a million stories. Not to worry, so do I. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
1654 I hear this building is full of nonimmigrant aliens. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
1655 It's my first day on the job, just how tall is the building? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
1656 not much of a skyscraper. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
1657 Take me to the Sky Room. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
1658 It's just one small step, sir. Nothing more than that. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
1659 I'm sorry, sir. We don't have a 126-millionth floor. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
1660 Sir thisvis the Moon Tower, but I think you got it wrong! 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
1661 I'd like some space please! 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
1662 Here we are sir, the final frontier 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
1663 The 50th floor is a giant leap for mankind? 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
1664 Yeah, burrito day is a rough day in the elevator. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
1665 Ma’am, it’s been a privilege riding with you. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
1666 Where are you going? "To where no man has gone before!" Next stop...Ladies Lingerie. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
1667 This is the observation deck. The other elevator will take you to the Moon. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
1668 You might consider trying the escalator. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
1669 Oh wow, that was my second career choice! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
1670 Shall I send up a drink? 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
1671 What floor? Ten ... OK, ten it-- Nine ... Nine? Eight ... NO! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
1672 Thirteen’s floor please 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
1673 I'm sorry sir but this elevator does not go to the moon. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
1674 It’s suit AND tie for gentlemen in our dining room, after six. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
1675 Alright Sir, does this look like the right floor? 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
1676 Jim, I swear, if you ask ‘Going up?’ one more time. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
1677 The SPACE FORCE arranged everything 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
1678 Sorry sir, it only goes up to the 12th floor. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
1679 There you go, 89,000th Floor!" 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
1680 Last time I swear...I forgot to clean Major Tomcat’s litter this morning. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
1681 Glad I'm not the only one with a sense of fashion. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
1682 You may find the view different than you’re accustomed to, but I think it’s pretty spectacular. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
1683 You know the drill: one small step. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
1684 Sure we have a wide open space. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
1685 Good evening Mr. Aldrin. Shall we have lift-off to the sixth floor? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
1686 I'm sorry,you want me to countdown? 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
1687 You seem prepared for the gravity of the situation upstairs. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
1688 It's about 29 small steps to the hotel bar. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
1689 Don't forget to turn on the gravity, sir. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
1690 She said she wanted some space. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
1691 We haven't had that spirit here since 1969. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
1692 I’m sorry sir, but we’re back on the ground floor. I know you must be disappointed. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
1693 Did you say 'Space Force' ? 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
1694 Touch Down 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
1695 Sir, did you mean to get on the space elevator next door? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
1696 Fly me to the moon, please. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
1697 If you want to go that far up, you really should take the express elevator across the lobby. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
1698 Don’t dress for the job you have, dress for the job you want. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
1699 It's those NASA budget cuts for microgravity testing. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
1700 We all try to relive our glory days, one way or another. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
1701 There’s a lot of space, but not much of an atmosphere. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
1702 You're interested in the space for rent? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
1703 Up or Down! 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
1704 The atmosphere is laden with pretentious perfumery, be careful. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
1705 Lunch hour? I thought the schedule said launch hour 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
1706 Down, I assume? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
1707 I'd actually like to go further than the "sky lounge" 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
1708 Welcome home Sir. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
1709 I see you're taking the shuttle to work again today. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
1710 I’m sorry, there’s no button for Zooptah. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
1711 I hope you enjoyed your stay on Earth. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
1712 I hear LA has more space. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
1713 Have a good lunar day. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
1714 No, sir. Going down. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
1715 Is this the Bezos or Musk floor? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
1716 Exhilarating. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
1717 I'm ready for launch, Captain. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
1718 "See? I told you ... 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
1719 I think you jumped a little late. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
1720 After this elevator broke down last week I'm not taking any chances. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
1721 Hit the space bar. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
1722 Houston, we have a problem. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
1723 I am afraid we don't go that high,Mr. Anderson. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
1724 May the Space Force be with you. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
1725 Excuse me commander, this one only goes up to the fifth dimension 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
1726 Are you sure you want to go down? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
1727 It appears everyone's gone out for launch, sir. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
1728 My microdose was too big. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
1729 Watch your one small step. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
1730 Well it is flu season. Over. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
1731 This is the lounge floor. I’m sorry there isn’t more atmosphere. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
1732 Okay, have it your way - one giant leap for mankind. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
1733 Given your acrophobia, I don’t know why you insist on living in the penthouse. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
1734 Good afternoon sir, how's all looking? 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
1735 Welcome back to Earth. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
1736 Just mind the small step there Sir. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
1737 Sorry the Musk expedition is full; try the Branson elevator. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
1738 I know you're going up, but this baby won't get you there. May I suggest you speak with Mr. Musk. He's in the penthouse. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
1739 Let me guess......up? 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
1740 Boy, the atmosphere in this building has really changed since the election. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
1741 Enjoy your perpetual night. sir. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
1742 Earth disappoints me on so many levels. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
1743 Do you think you can look over my Space Force application when you have a minute? 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
1744 I can take you to the tp floor. From there, you'll have to call NASA. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
1745 You’re Greta Thunberg! 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
1746 What stage, sir? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
1747 A Spaceman on Earth! 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
1748 Sir, I'm afraid my Moon button is out of order. Highest I can go is the Penthouse. You'll have to wait for the other elevator. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
1749 This is the basement. I presume you want to go up. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
1750 Preparing for Mars? Yeah!Enough of this Impeachment drama! 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
1751 Going up! in 3...2...1... 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
1752 T minus 5 seconds till the doors close. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
1753 It’s only one small step... 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
1754 Ground control, please. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
1755 The top floor? 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
1756 3...2...1...Blast off! 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
1757 I apologize for my latest bout of IBS, but isn't this a bit much? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
1758 Try the Empire State Building... 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
1759 Ready to commence countdown to "blastoff " ? 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
1760 I forgot my phone. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
1761 13th floor please. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
1762 I think you’re at the wrong Apollo, sir. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
1763 Hey, I like your outfit! What's it like up there? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
1764 I am sorry the penthouse was so disappointing. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
1765 Ten...nine...eight... 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
1766 Next floor: infinity and beyond. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
1767 I thought the infinity button would go further. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
1768 The stairway to the stars is around the corner to the right. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
1769 I ran out of clean laundry. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
1770 Second floor, perfumes and cosmetics. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
1771 Space Force.Duh! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
1772 5th floor women’s shoes, houseware, Kubrick’s moon landing set. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
1773 I'm positive sir. The farthest we can go is the penthouse. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
1774 That's one small step for man, one giant leap for Manhattan. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
1775 ‘Forget something, Captain?’ ‘Depends. Could you hold it at my level?’ 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
1776 Do NOT press the button until I FINISH the countdown! 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
1777 This is 125. The down elevator is not working You’re on your own. Happy Landings 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
1778 200,000th floor please. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
1779 The 1,453,786th floor please. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
1780 Going up I assume? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
1781 Sir, it’s just a prostate exam... 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
1782 Is this Level Mars? 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
1783 You're the first to make it back from the Penthouse. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
1784 Well, of course she used the stairs, she's been using the peloton bike 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
1785 The dressmaker is the first door on the right. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
1786 The launch pad is to the left. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
1787 I'm using this as my practice capsule. I'm claustrophobic. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
1788 Do watch the one small step, sir, 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
1789 NASA budget cuts? 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
1790 Sorry, Sir, this is Hotel Canaveral. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
1791 I don't recommend Uber. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
1792 10? 9? 8? 7? . . . 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
1793 I can get you to the penthouse, Mr. Silver, but after that you're on your own. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
1794 I'm expanding my business into retail space. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
1795 Sir, this is the tallest building in the world, but it's not THAT tall.. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
1796 Yes, the prices in this place are astronomical. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
1797 No, I will not count backwards from 10. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
1798 Sorry pal,this is the 51st floor,not Area 51. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
1799 Finally, some elevator music I like: 'Fly Me to the Moon' by Percy Faith John Canning Sea Cliff, NY 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
1800 I can give you a countdown if you like. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
1801 Sorry to bring you back to earth, but the Stratosphere is closed for repairs. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
1802 Another Space Force gravity test to the basement, Mr. Vice-President? 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
1803 I'm recovering from an eye infection," they both said 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
1804 How far up do you want to go? 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
1805 My therapist says that I need to overcome my fear of heights to be successful in my profession. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
1806 Penthouse, then? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
1807 Lunar buggies, Satellites, Asteroids. Thank you for shopping at Macy's, enjoy the experience. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
1808 Okay Major Tom, this is ground control. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
1809 -Which floor? -One Small Step For Man 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
1810 Take me to your leader. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
1811 This car doesn't go all the way up to the launch pad. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
1812 Yes, I'm absolutely sure. This is the Mars room. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
1813 You may want to hold your breath when the doors open to let me off. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
1814 Coming back from your trip to the moon,eh? apollo 11? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
1815 To the moon sir? 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
1816 Come on now, you can do it. Just a few more small steps. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
1817 Careful. It's a small step. Not a giant leap. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
1818 Fifth floor...moon landing conspiracies to your left. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
1819 This one goes to eleven... 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
1820 Sorry, this elevator is going down. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
1821 Oh, I thought you said you wanted to "get off the lift." 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
1822 It's right there, next to the 'lift on' button. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
1823 Which apartment has the most space? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
1824 I presume,7th floor paranormal? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
1825 Have you seen Alexa!? 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
1826 How's that mold situation in your apartment? 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
1827 I’m not sure you’ll fit in the cab with all your gear. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
1828 Let me guess, going up? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
1829 Wrong floor! 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
1830 One small step for Human Resources,one giant step for the cafeteria. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
1831 Right this way, Mr. President. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
1832 It beats a walk up 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
1833 Sequel to Space Odyssey 2001: Earth Odyssey 2020. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
1834 Going down, I presume. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
1835 Platinum floor. I hope you enjoy your anti-gravity mattress 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
1836 Thank you for observing our new vaping policy. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
1837 Fifth floor. Men's underwear. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
1838 Ground floor. Going up again? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
1839 Sinatra fan? 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
1840 You'll surely win first prize in that outfit. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
1841 This IS the tallest building in the city, the party IS in the penthouse and YOU'RE overdressed. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
1842 I heard the penthouse has a moonroof. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
1843 I see that they're still shampooing your carpet, sir. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
1844 Apollo you say? Is David Bowie performing? 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
1845 Ready for lift off? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
1846 Good luck with your interview to lead the Space Force, sir. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
1847 Miss your bus? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
1848 Floor 102,437 next! 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
1849 Sorruy, we only go up 99 floors! 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
1850 Going way up? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
1851 These new East-side buildings are taller than I thought. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
1852 Sir, this floor is the Moon. For Mars, please take the express elevator. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
1853 That's one baby step for mankind 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
1854 Ground, please. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
1855 Did you enjoy your trip to the moon sir? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
1856 You may like to take a seat, sir. This baby goes up like a rocket! 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
1857 Expecting rain sir? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
1858 Take me to the Moon. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
1859 You...overdressed? No-o-o. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
1860 The work clothes store on 7th and 49th has a huge sale this week. Tell them Larry sent you. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
1861 I’d ask you for a hug but I just took a shower. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
1862 Apologies, what floor was that again sir? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
1863 Whatever “jacket weather” is in Kelvin, I think you’ll be okay. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
1864 Mr. Aldrin has been looking to relive his glory days 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
1865 " I guess I'll never understand why you don't just get a flu shot like everyone else. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
1866 I will have your car fully charged when you return Mr. Musk. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
1867 Watch your one step for man 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
1868 I couldn’t do what you do, being stuck in a small spaces all day. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
1869 Ah...you were asking for our most "space-ish" suite. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
1870 Fifth floor - Men’s Department, casual clothes and footwear. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
1871 Yes, sir, it is a high floor, but I assure you that you'll be able to breathe normally. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
1872 I only go to the 25th floor, you'll have to transfer 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
1873 Sorry, I don't think it goes up that high. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
1874 To your penthouse, Mr. Branson? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
1875 Sorry, I assumed you'd be going up. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
1876 I just need some fresh air. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
1877 GOING UP! HOW FAR SIR? 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
1878 Not mine kind a day! 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
1879 Another Extra-Vehicular Activity simulation, Sir? 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
1880 I took HRs advice and dressed for the job I want 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
1881 They launch from roof level on the half hours. Frankly, this whole commercialization of space thing isn’t quite what I imagined. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
1882 My therapist says I need to be more grounded. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
1883 I said I was going up 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
1884 Gosh Mike, you could have just gotten a flu shot. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
1885 Welcome to the International Space Station 2050 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
1886 3 more successfully launches and I'm back with my launch group !!! 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
1887 Top floor. Giant steps not available. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
1888 They said they're changing the Muzak tunes on Monday. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
1889 I can take you as far as the glass ceiling. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
1890 We only go as high as the 12th floor. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
1891 Does this mean I'm not getting a holiday tip? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
1892 All the way to the top. Shoot me to the moon." "But I...." "Just do it. And fast. I don't have much air left." 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
1893 It gets a little bumpy on the way up 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
1894 This is the Mars floor. The Jupiter floor is another seven-thousand flights up. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
1895 Budget cuts... 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
1896 Let me guess: they promised you the moon! 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
1897 Well it's nice work if you can get it 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
1898 Just don't try a spacewalk. It's a 110 stories. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
1899 I missed my ride. How fast will this thing go? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
1900 Going to the penthouse, sir? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
1901 To the roof garden - and Beyond! 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
1902 I agree with you. This place lacks atmosphere. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
1903 I’m sorry, but this elevator only goes up ten floors. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
1904 Two small steps, sir. No need for a giant leap”. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
1905 To the moon, Alex! 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
1906 6984th floor, Final frontier, Ewoks, and Moon buggies 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
1907 The Eagle has landed in the lower lobby. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
1908 I’mlookingforthespacebar 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
1909 No traffic but took forever to find a spot 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
1910 You're a little overdressed, we only go to the 10th floor. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
1911 Sorry, this elevator goes down 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
1912 Welcome back to the ground floor Commander. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
1913 Can you hear me now Major Tom? 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
1914 Mars is to the left and up the escalator. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
1915 Top floor, I'm assuming? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
1916 Charlie testing the Wonka-Vator 2.0 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
1917 Please watch your one small step for man. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
1918 Good evening, Mr. Musk. Launch pad I presume? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
1919 Sir, the StarLight Lounge requires a tie. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
1920 I’m sorry sir, the twelfth floor is as close as I can get you. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
1921 Space capsule? Just 1 quadrillionth of a parsec to the right 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
1922 Houston, we have lift off. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
1923 Rockets, shuttles and lingerie. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
1924 2000th Floor? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
1925 Yea, top floor. The truck's parked on the roof. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
1926 Tenth Floor. The Right Stuff. The Left Stuff and All the Middle Stuff. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
1927 This is the top floor. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
1928 sorry wrong, elevator 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
1929 We're downsizing at NASA ,take the Macy's escalator to the launch pad, then turn right! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
1930 I see you fell for the hype about the penthouse level's breathtaking atmosphere. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
1931 To infinity, or 3rd floor menswear? 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
1932 I’m sure your qualified. You made it to the 12th floor 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
1933 Infinity, please. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
1934 Try one small step, sir. It doesn't have to be a giant leap for mankind. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
1935 Good luck with the in-laws. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
1936 About the subway, sir...south of Houston, we have a problem. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
1937 I'm sorry, sir, but there is no 28,000th floor. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
1938 I assure you, sir: Saks has never had a gantry department 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
1939 The Germaphobe will see you now. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
1940 Top floor, Jeeves. Warp factor six. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
1941 8,654,855th floor sir. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
1942 Sir, I believe the penthouse has scheduled a “power lunch” not launch. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
1943 The sky desk, please. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
1944 Shall I hold your mail? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
1945 I was sure the small would fit. Maybe I should take the stairs. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
1946 Ready for takeoff. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
1947 What level? Troposphere? Stratosphere? Mesosphere? Thermosphere or Exosphere? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
1948 How did you know my name is Scottie? 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
1949 Is this as high as it goes?" 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
1950 Out of order sir. The small steps for man are on your left. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
1951 Can I assume you’re going to the launch party? 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
1952 Fly me go the moon. I overslept the shutt Launch me. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
1953 Thanks George, that was the smoothest decent I’ve had in years! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
1954 Intergalactic level, sir? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
1955 Beam me up, Ernie. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
1956 I guess you took them seriously when they said the party would be out of this world. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
1957 To infinity and beyond, ma’am? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
1958 It's not exactly what I expected, to be honest. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
1959 The "far yonder" is not an option, I'm afraid. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
1960 Sir, sorry to disappoint, but M doesn't stand for Moon 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
1961 Floor 1,654,352, I assume? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
1962 What floor Maj. Tom? 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
1963 10,000th Floor Observation Deck 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
1964 Going up" was a term with a limit 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
1965 I'm afraid the building doesn't have a millionth floor, sir. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
1966 I need to simulate,"Lift Off";send this on express to the roof. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
1967 Nice suit.” 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
1968 Morning, Mr. Pence. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
1969 Another small step, Mr. Armstrong? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
1970 Command modules, jet packs, and housewares are on this floor, sir. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
1971 My son has one of those. How do you like it? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
1972 Where you the thump on the roof, sir? 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
1973 I’m sorry if you don’t think there’s enough space here sir. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
1974 So you'll pass along my resume? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
1975 Directions to Venus? You'll have to ask the concierge. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
1976 Excuse me sir. I think you misunderstood - I said we were out of space 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
1977 Zero-G again,Frank? 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
1978 I’m sorry sir, but this elevator only goes to the troposhere. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
1979 Watch your small step for man. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
1980 Third Floor: Space Bee Convention 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
1981 Cloud nine, please. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
1982 That’s one small elevator for man. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
1983 Yes, mam, an umbrella is definitely required today. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
1984 To the Oxygen Bar, please. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
1985 You have to walk across to the express elevator. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
1986 My name's not Houston, and I don't care if you have a problem. What floor?! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
1987 I’m just done. Up please. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
1988 The Building Management calls it outer space but its really just a patio. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
1989 I'm afraid this is still Trump Tower sir. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
1990 There were too many steps on the next flight. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
1991 I have to ask , your not afraid of heights are you? 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
1992 Sky Lounge, please. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
1993 One hundred fifty fourth floor, Madam. Air lock to your right. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
1994 You could've told me this wasn't a space elevator 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
1995 Here you go, top floor. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
1996 Going up?" "Where else? 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
1997 I'll take you to the top floor after that you're on your own. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
1998 I'm afraid the top floor is out of service, sir. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
1999 Down or up sir ? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2000 Funding cuts...afraid you'll have to walk the remaining ten floors to the capsule. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2001 Yes, but it’s a giant leap from the roof. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2002 Uber Air 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2003 The Elevator broken again? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2004 Do you really want floors 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2005 Sir,this is as high as we go. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2006 I think you're really overreacting to the one time I passed gas. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2007 To the 71st floor and beyond! 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2008 It’s the latest in pollution fashion, Henry. Yours is on the way. Between the tenants and the air quality, I figured you could use the protection. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2009 Sorry, we don’t go that high up! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2010 Not exactly a ride of your lifetime, right? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2011 Take me outta this world! 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2012 One small step to the 17th sir. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2013 The suite is out of this world 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2014 Sir, it's just one small step 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2015 Sorry Pal, it's as far as I go. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2016 You’re on your own now. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2017 Yes, the men's room has a changing station. It's to the left down the hall. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2018 I’m sorry but the elevator doesn’t go up that high. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2019 Sorry sir, this elevator does not go to the moon, just to floor 101! 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2020 The elevator to your left will take you the rest of the way to the moon. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2021 I can get you as high as the 27th floor. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2022 Go ahead, sir..It is not a great leap or anything... just one small step... 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2023 Let me off at the top 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2024 Going higher? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2025 Sir, are you looking for the gantry in the Sky Light Lounge? 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2026 I forgot my briefs. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2027 It’s time to leave the capsule if you dare. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2028 They lost your luggage.again, didn't they? 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2029 But the elevator doesn't go to your ceiling 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2030 10G 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2031 Sorry sir. We only go to the 40th floor.” 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2032 To the moon Jimmy, to the moon. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2033 Prepared for lift-off, sir? 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2034 They stopped the countdown at 3 so I could get my lucky socks. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2035 You could say we’re in the same line of work. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2036 To the penthouse, sir? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2037 She’s about to birth our 7th child. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2038 Women's undergarments and secondary air-packs please... 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2039 Might I suggest an umbrella, meteor showers are in today's forecast. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2040 Press 'Ignition' please. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2041 You need to take the "Express" 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2042 I’m afraid this is as high as it goes. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2043 International space station, please. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2044 I'm going down, actually. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2045 Sorry, Commander. This is as high as we go. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2046 This is as high as it goes. Try the next building over, they have another 10 floors. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2047 Its good to be back 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2048 The new apartments are spacious but maybe you misunderstood. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2049 The upper upper penthouse I assume. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2050 I'm sorry, this only goes to the millionth floor. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2051 NASA cutbacks? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2052 I can step out if you need some space. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2053 3,400,00th floor, sir? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2054 I’m here to see Elon 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2055 I think the smog report was a little overstated. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2056 I can only take so many small steps. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2057 Ground floor, Major Tom. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2058 When you reach the 110th floor, the rocket gantry is on your right. Have a nice trip. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2059 If you think about it, we’re in the same line of work. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2060 Take the cross-town bus to the dock. You will find the ocean there. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2061 Sir, air is not too thin on the 100th floor balcony! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2062 Wow! Penthouse prices really are astronomical 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2063 Yeah sure. 10, 9, 8, 7... 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2064 Highest floor, please. Obviously. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2065 Just one small step, Sir, and then one giant leap. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2066 I'm sorry, *which* floor?? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2067 One small step for man is as high as we go. The giant leap for mankind is the next car. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2068 10? 9? 8? 7? 6? 5? 4? 3? or 2? 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2069 First step, Mankind. Second step, Menswear. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2070 Oh, my mistake. You did say up. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2071 Well, they say dress for the job you want. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2072 The room needs cleaned THAT bad? 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2073 I can get you as high as the 102nd floor, but you're on your own from there. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2074 No, we didn't orbit anything and that's a wedding reception not a parade on the mezzanine. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2075 Sir, watch your step. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2076 This is as high as we go, bub. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2077 Just one small step, sir. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2078 Should I hold the elevator for you sir?” “No thank you. I think it’s gonna be a long long time. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2079 Had to come back down ASAP. The Space Force showed up and it’s only Trump supporters who think the Earth is flat. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2080 Yes,this is the only Hotel in Vegas with a rooftop launching pad 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2081 Sir, this elevator only goes to the 70th floor; you'll have to change there to get to the capsule entry gantry. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2082 I see your dog is having flatulence problems again. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2083 It might take a little longer to get there, but we will save the country billions! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2084 Yes, I'm with the new Space Force. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2085 Will you be going out for a walk? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2086 You're the new tutor for the kid on eight, right? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2087 ‘I’m sorry, this is as high as it goes.” 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2088 Bubble got your tongue? I repeat - going up or down? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2089 Sorry sir, this isn't your floor. I pressed all the buttons so we could do a countdown. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
2090 Take me to the floor with the most space 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2091 Sorry, Sir...the Moon is just above the Penthouse. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2092 Sorry, we only go to the 40th floor moonroof. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
2093 They're still working on that space elevator eh? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2094 This is ground floor to Major Tom 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2095 Stratosphere? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2096 Penthouse floor, Tower of Babel. May I take your helmet, sir? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2097 6th Floor: Astro-naughty wear. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2098 Sorry. I tried, but we never really achieved escape velocity. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2099 You know we're going down, right? 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2100 The film crew is ready for you,Mr. Armstrong. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2101 I'm sorry, we don't go to the International Space Station!" 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2102 The Honeymoon Suite, please. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2103 Tap it hard - escape velocity is 25,000 mph. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2104 Watch your step now, Mr. Aldrin. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2105 What floor Mr. West? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2106 3rd floor - robot cranes, trace gas analyzers, titanium bolts, and women's lingerie. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2107 Ready to brave flue season then sir? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2108 I'm sorry, that's above my pay grade. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2109 The moon? I'm sorry sir, but I don't think we go quite that high. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2110 11th floor: please mind the small step, no need to take a giant leap. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2111 I hope you like, All I Want for Christmas is You 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2112 No,not THAT small a step - you're still in the elevator. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2113 Here is where you take one giant leap for mankind, sir. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2114 I will be back in a week. Just heading out for some cheese. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2115 You hear about Pluto? That's messed up, right? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2116 She said she'll meet you at the outdoor terrace and apologizes for the dress code. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2117 Well the AIRPORT Shuttle will be in in 5 minutes. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2118 Air pretty thin up there in the penthouse, eh, Mr. Aldrin? 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2119 Wait. So that’s what’s on the 13th floor? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2120 Everything that goes up must come down,sir 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2121 Yes, Mr. Aldrin, we all know that you walked on the moon. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2122 Sorry, it stops at the penthouse. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2123 Up, please! 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2124 Sir, this does not go up to the top of the rocket. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2125 How about two medium steps so I can take my lunch break? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2126 Yessir, our building is definitely a skyscraper, but it is not a space-scraper! 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2127 953rd Floor, please, and step on it. I missed my flight. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2128 10? 9? Or did Neil say 8? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2129 How was your trip back from Earth, sir? Year 2100 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2130 I know you need the practice, but I can’t get to the top floor any faster. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2131 And ground floor for Major Tom. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2132 Let me guess, Rent the Runway? 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2133 Mars please. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2134 I can only get you to the penthouse. After that, you’re on your own. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2135 I beg your pardon Sir, this is not a dive. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2136 Ad decem, as usual, sir? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2137 It's HAL's day off today. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2138 Which planet sir? 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2139 When the real estate agent said the apartment was "out of this world," that was a figure of speech. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2140 5th floor; take a left through Men's Wear and UFOs will be on your right".. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2141 I'm sorry, we don't go THAT far up. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2142 Take me to your Super. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2143 Let me guess, the Armstrongs, not the Bernsteins 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2144 I'm afraid you were misinformed, sir. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2145 So do the Russians also have a ‘13th Floor Mission?’ 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2146 I don't blame you pal, it won't be long before I get off of this M----r F----r, too! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2147 I thought taking the elevator would be safer. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2148 Keep the door open. I'm afraid of closed spaces. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2149 Down? I can't do that, Dave. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2150 Jupiter? What you want to do is go all the way back down, make a left at the end of the corridor, turn right there and you’ll see the ‘B’ elevator on your left just past the Starbucks. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2151 Enjoy your moonwalk, sir. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2152 Welcome to the alternate universe of the Trump Tower, Penthouse! 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2153 Third floor today Mr. Jones? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2154 I hear the view is breathless. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2155 I only go as far as the penthouse. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2156 Yes i mean up 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2157 Wow, look at all the space. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2158 Headed to work? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2159 there's one small step there, man 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
2160 That’s one small step for me, one giant button press for you. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2161 Will it be a short walk today, sir ? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2162 No casual Friday this week? 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2163 They've really fixed up the place since you were here last. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2164 Please exit quickly! 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2165 Rooftop Mr.Musk. Your ship is waiting. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2166 Sorry for the cramped space. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2167 First, there’s one small step. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2168 I only can go at home. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2169 Welcome back to earth, sir. Things here are not quite the same before you left. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2170 The elevator has landed. Watch your small steps for man. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2171 Take one small step off the elevator please sir. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2172 No sir, this isn't the Willy Wonka elevator. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2173 Once again, we have touched down safely, Sir. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2174 Would you please stop singing 'Fly Me to the Moon'? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2175 The Honeymoon Suite? 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2176 I'm sorry sir, we don't have a 90,514,286th floor. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2177 Sir, this only goes to the tenth floor 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2178 Budget cuts, huh? 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2179 We could go as a bellhop and a spaceman 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2180 I grabbed the wrong keys. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2181 I know you're playing Neil Armstrong but give it a rest." 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2182 ‘I’m sorry, it doesn’t come with a seat belt.’ 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2183 So they still don't have women's toilets? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2184 I could never make it at NASA Mission Control, but this the next best thing. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2185 What will it be this morning Mr Armstrong, a small step or a giant leap? 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2186 Sir, welcome back to the ground floor. Tell me, were the chocolate chip cookies up in the space station any good? 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2187 You know what, I'll just press the button for the top floor. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2188 Third floor, Menswear, Manchester, Mars! 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2189 I think you’ll find the accommodations to be most spacious. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2190 I'm sorry sir, this really is the highest this elevator goes. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2191 Very true, Sir! We’ve both had our ups and downs!” 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2192 I swear, if I hear "going up?" one more time... 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2193 Fourth floor, compression socks, catheters. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2194 Mr. Trump told you his Tower went to where? 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2195 Dare I ask? Going up? 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2196 Have a good night Sir/Madam. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2197 The bathroom is on the fourth floor, sir. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2198 It’d be a lot easier for all of us if you’d just get the vaccination” 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2199 Mars Bar, Sir? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2200 One small step for man, one giant leap for mankind 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2201 I can only take you as high as the penthouse. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2202 A few years after winning the chance to observe how government works, Jim's recent health conditions progressed to the point where he had to retreat. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2203 26,000th floor! Watch your step. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2204 The “Space Force” meeting wasn’t what I thought it would be 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2205 Going that far up sir? 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2206 "This is the express, hope you can handle it. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2207 I’m sorry, this elevator’s already full of nostalgia. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2208 I can't tell you from Col. Glenn, Commander Carpenter. And neither can Mrs. Glenn, the maid tells me. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2209 Can you press ‘Take Off’ for me? 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2210 The elevator refuses to move. It says you killed HAL. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2211 Welcome to the moon. Due to climate change, you’ll no longer need that attire. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2212 By the time it gets to my floor, it feels like we should already be to the space station. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2213 I was told that if I wanted in, I’d need to dazzle the co-op board. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2214 So how are you enjoying your penthouse apartment? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2215 Step out, sir. And watch the ozone hole. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2216 You don’t look like you need a cab. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2217 Careful. That' one small step. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2218 Stage 2 please. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2219 Sorry, but Trump Tower doesn't actually have as many floors as advertised. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2220 One small step for a man,a giant leap for Otis! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2221 I'll tell you when to stop. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2222 Mind the one small step. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2223 your shuttle is stuck in traffic on the Van wyck Expressway 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2224 Good morning, Mr. Pitt. I guess we can call this the Pitt Stop, heh, heh, heh.... 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2225 Houston, we have a lift... 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2226 To the submarine, please 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2227 Headed to an outer borough? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2228 Floor 37 sir. The flat earth convention is just down the hall 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2229 Floor two thousand six hundred eighty three please. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2230 Beam me up Scotty! 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2231 And this is the top floor. Women’s wear and you won’t find Tang here either. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2232 I totally agree, sir. . .especially the airborne. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2233 There is plenty to do Major Tom 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2234 You must be the 'missile toe' ordered for the Christmas party at 833 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2235 Have a safe flight 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2236 I was told the atmosphere would be rarified. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2237 Its not a problem for me to select your floor, and my name is not Houston. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2238 Ground floor sir. Please bring me back a sample of the moon." 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2239 Sorry, this elevator doesn't go up that high. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2240 It's not exactly the final frontier, but it is the penthouse. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2241 Nice to see you again. The usual express to the observation deck? 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2242 The Apollo is a nightclub, sir. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2243 Going Up- Up and Away... ? 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2244 A little of clothes here I am afraid I’m afraid, But I’ll take you up where there’s more space 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2245 It’s down on the right. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2246 3, 2,1, Off lift. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2247 Between us... the oxygen bar at 59th and 3rd is substandard. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2248 The International Space Station, please, 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2249 I'm looking for the Starlight Ballroom. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2250 Do you really think it's faster?" --Gerard Black Laurelton, N 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2251 By the way Mr. Katz, did you hear that 608 was up for sale? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2252 For the last time, YES. I AM Edward’s escort for the weekend! 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2253 Sir, the gantry is near Miami Florida, not Miami, Ohio. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2254 That's right sir, it is one small step. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2255 “Umpteenth Floor, just go down the hall and out the door. GO MAN, GO❗️” 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2256 Bringing your work home with you, again? 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2257 This is your official uniform for jumping man of the moon! 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2258 My payload is none of your business. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2259 Yes, I do think that you will get away with stealing the bathroom scale. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2260 I can get you as far as the 22 floor. After that you're on your own. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2261 It’s okay, everyone mistakes the description of the Zero-G-Simulator for an analogy. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2262 No, sir. You'll have to change at the mezzanine. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2263 Let’s try it again today, Charlie. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2264 Forgot my wallet. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2265 Take one small step. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2266 I don’t go up that far! 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2267 Another book signing Mr. Aldrin? 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2268 The restaurant at the top has great food but no atmosphere. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2269 I’d watch out. ICE is on the lookout for aliens. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2270 “One small elevator for man and seventy floors for all mankind, sir.” 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2271 Sorry, what line of work did you say you were in? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2272 Unfortunately, the plunger didn’t do the trick. I’m going in. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2273 It only goes to the seventh floor 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2274 one small step for the operator and one giant leap for human kind. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2275 I'm sorry, going to the 13th floor is a moonshot. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2276 Saturn, please. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2277 Mesosphere or Thermosphere? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2278 Sir, I have a feeling you’re at the wrong Kennedy center... 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2279 It's overkill sir. This is the penthouse floor, but Trump is not in today. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2280 It's bad out there today, Madam. I hope this the updated model you're wearing. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2281 Oh, Sorry, wrong floor. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2282 You'll find vacuums in our housewares department. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2283 C Level please 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2284 Floor 7,567,789, please. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2285 That’s one small step for Bill one giant surprise for the lobby. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2286 Break a leg, Mrs. Maisel! 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2287 Welcome to the 116,914th floor, featuring light oxygen, burning meteorites, space debris and obsolete satellites. Please mind the saftey warnings and guard rails on Exosphere Obsevation Deck. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2288 Sorry, there’s only one “G.” 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2289 I swear, you say "Going up" and then laugh one more time..." 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2290 Be back in five, going to get some more romaine lettuce. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2291 Countdown? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2292 Hey Norm am I still the man you think I am? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2293 Will you be getting off at groundwater? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2294 What do YOU mean we're going up? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2295 Starlight Roof, please. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
2296 Moon roof, please. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2297 Ground floor. Terrestrials. Life, death, joy and sorrow. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2298 Testing the effects of weightlessness on weightlessness? Mr. Trump’s office it is! 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2299 Mr Armstrong., this is the studio where you will be filming the "moonwalk". 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2300 They call using the elevator for the final portion of the descent a "soft landing." 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2301 Floor 226792, sir? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2302 No sir, orbital boom sensor systems and logistics modules are on the 5th floor. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2303 10 to the what power, floor? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2304 Sadly, this is not my first space walk of shame. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2305 Low Earth orbit, please 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2306 I'm a staunch anti-vaccer and all the predictions say that it's going to be a severe flu season. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2307 You can't miss it - it's one small step to the M, one giant leap for Manhattan 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2308 Are you here to view the new office space? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2309 Down or up? 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2310 Your job is redundant. It's not rocket science. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2311 Umm, the Farmers' Almanac says we are not getting snow until January...you might want to rethink your outfit. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2312 I need more space 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2313 Beam me up to the MTV auditions, Scotty. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2314 I'm sorry sir, there is no "Houston" floor. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2315 Sir, for the last time, it doesn't go that high. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2316 Getting away for the holidays are we sir? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2317 The ad may have overstated the case a little, sir. The "stratospheric penthouse with a view" is still very much in breathing bounds. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2318 We're terribly sorry about the bed bug problem in your room, sir. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2319 So sorry sir,there is no elevator service to the launch pad. I'm afraid you'll have to walk up. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2320 To the moonroof? 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2321 I'm afraid we do not have a Moon Roof! 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2322 You must be the new buyer in the moon rocks department. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2323 How fast up can you go? 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2324 And to think i was voted most likely to succeed. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2325 I think you want the lunar service elevator. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2326 Women. One day they want space, next day the don’t. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2327 NASA sent me, I’ll take it up from here! 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
2328 We don't have floor 48,450! 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2329 Sorry sir, Mr. Musk's crew has already left for the launch. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2330 Did somebody pass gas??? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2331 All the way up I assume... 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2332 What level is the hoax photoshoot on, please? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2333 One gigaparsec please 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2334 Certainly, sir. The restrooms are down the hall, to your left. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2335 Fifth Floor please. 5A is still having problems with her shower. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2336 I'm sorry, Sir, we don't go above the penthouse. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2337 Top floor, sir. You can walk to the moon from here. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2338 You didn't know about the 40,000th floor? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2339 Space is not here on earth, over and out!! 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2340 They were out of flu vaccine at Rite Aid, and I teach first grade at P.S. 186. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2341 OK, forget it. It's just that since we're both basically in the same business, I thought maybe this year you could be a little more generous. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2342 Again, Mrs. Kramden? 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2343 You want to go to what floor?! You've got to be knid-ing me! 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2344 Well the building is named the Stratosphere. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2345 You like cheese, Earthling? 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2346 Only enough oxygen for one, so don't ask. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2347 Sorry, Sir. That's in the Cousteau building next door -- sub-, sub-, sub-basement! 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2348 Aside from cost, it’s probably also less painful than Botox. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2349 No, I've never been to the moon; I'm just here for an interview with the Space Force. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2350 This one only goes as far as the troposphere. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2351 Take me up to sea level please. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2352 stepping out in this weather? Giant step for mankind indeed! 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2353 The roof is closed this time of year 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2354 Should I hold the door? 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2355 The penthouse. Right away, sir!" 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2356 Welcome to Death Star XL41 ... asteroids to your left, black holes to your right. Taking samples not allowed. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2357 ARE YOU SURE THIS IS HOW YOU START TO GET OVER YOUR FEAR OF HEIGHTS? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2358 Take me to the fourth floor. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2359 Who are you calling "Alice?" 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2360 I can get you to the roof, but the rest is up to you. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2361 So you guys provide complimentary breakfast, right? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2362 This IS the top floor, sir. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2363 Sorry, this elevator only goes down. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2364 I said “up”. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2365 Sir, this building has no floor 'zero', much less 'zero-g'. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2366 what floor are your space heaters on? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2367 Ralph keeps telling me, "to the moon, Alice." I figure I ought to be prepared, just in case. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2368 Can you give me a little space? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2369 Yes I do agree, Mrs. Smith's farts are pungent, but this is a little over the top, Buzz. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2370 Sorry! I was going upstairs! 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2371 I'm sorry, we don't go to the moon. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2372 I assume you're going to the penthouse? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2373 This is the express elevator so you may want to sit on that chair. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2374 Great set last night. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2375 We're in Jersey ... there ain't no Final Frontier. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2376 One small step for man, huh? You couldn't take the stairs? 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2377 Up to the fake floor, I'm guessing? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2378 I know you are in a hurry so shall I hold the elevator while you retrieve your keys? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2379 Stratosphere or bathysphere? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2380 Initiating door closing sequence...up button engaged...and departing in 10...9...8... 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2381 You can only get up there with the stairs from here, sir. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2382 Sorry, sir; this is as far up as it goes. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2383 What up, BRUHHH...? 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2384 Seventh Floor - Lunar and Extraterrestrial Outerwear 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2385 She's in apt. 37. Good luck and I'm sure the cameras won't get you. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2386 Did Russia arrive yet? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2387 I push buttons and a machine goes as high as I tell it to. It’s basically the same job. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2388 Sir,we don’t go that far up. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2389 Suits are one small step, one giant leap on your left. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2390 Good luck, and don't burn your fuse up there alone. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2391 Yes, the penthouse is an excellent start." 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2392 No Sir, B is for Basement not Blast off 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2393 Floor 250 Million.....fine furniture and outer space fine art 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2394 Yes Sir. Of course you're going up. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2395 This does not service the odd floors. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2396 First floor. Perfumes and cosmetics. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2397 You're going to love your new apartment. It has more space than you can imagine. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2398 It’s 2:00 AM sir. Good luck on your Central Park moonwalk. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2399 Always a pleasure to see a gentleman dressed in a nice business suit, sir. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2400 When I say blastoff , hit 4! 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2401 Sorry sir, this car only goes to 28 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2402 WHEN I GET TO THE TOP FLOOR, WHICH WAY SHOULD I JUMNP? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2403 Well, I'm happy to help but I think there's so much more to it than getting used to heights. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2404 The bus to the space launch left hours ago. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2405 Dressed for the penthouse party sir? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2406 The rocket is under construction. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2407 I think you'll find the climate still to your liking, sir. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
2408 This elevator only goes as far as the twelfth floor".. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2409 10,034,849th floor. Going up!" 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2410 It is time to leave the capsule, sir, if you dare. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2411 Sir, we have no space walk exit. You will just have to walk around the lobby. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2412 Moon rocks? next floor. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2413 Floor ten please... then nine... eight... seven... six..." 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2414 How fast can this elevator get? I'm practicing for my launch tomorrow. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2415 Sorry, small steps for women are on the fifth floor. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2416 But sir, in the air, there’s a feeling of Christmas. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2417 One small step for me, one giant leap for my families' penthouse dreams. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2418 Are you one of us, Sir ? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2419 On behalf of Acme Space Elevators, welcome back down to earth. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2420 Fake moon landing auditions? Two doors down. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2421 It's a connecting flight. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2422 Sorry, but Mr. Trump isn't taking applications for Space Command yet. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2423 Sorry sir, we don't go to Infinity and Beyond. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2424 Huh. I’ve never actually seen a chair inside an elevator before. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2425 Sorry, rest rooms are for guests, only. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2426 Light this candle? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2427 The listing said spacious not spaceish. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2428 Sorry, I’ll take the stairs—I’m claustrophobic. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2429 Honestly, I didn't expect rooms this nice on Mars. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2430 Considering it's just an elevator ride, I think we're both a little overdressed. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2431 Your right ,it’s all alien out there now 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2432 Hi Buzz, you've just missed Neil. He said to meet him up there. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2433 Sorry sir, we only go to ten. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2434 Mr. McConaughey, it's time to move on 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2435 I'm afraid this is as 'way up high' as I can take you, Captain. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2436 Looks like you've still got a long ways to go. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2437 Yes Sir...the moon is the next stop after lingerie" 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2438 Sometimes I feel like Elon goes too far. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2439 Back in my day, "climate change" meant carrying your umbrella and galoshes. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2440 Sorry, sir. This elevator doesn't go that high. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2441 Watch that first step....it's a doozy. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2442 Is it to the dark side this time, sir? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2443 If we go that high, then we might break the fourth wall. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2444 I think my stop is a little higher up... 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2445 I'm afraid we only blast off to the penthouse. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2446 What moon is this? 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2447 For some reason I always want to take the express. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2448 Really? They told us the asbestos was nothing to worry about. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2449 Fly me to the moon, Frank 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2450 The Eagle has landed, sir. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2451 Go ahead. It's just one small step, sir. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2452 Take one bold step. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2453 Going way way way way up? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2454 Millionth floor, please. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2455 Sorry that things didn't work out with you and the deep sea diver. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2456 I'm sorry...the elevator stops at the 102nd Floor. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2457 This floor: One small step for man 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2458 You might think it's odd that we are in the space age and there are still elevator operators, but to me, the real mystery is why is there a chair in here? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2459 238, 857 please. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2460 Sir, would you like your countdown? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2461 Pluto was an inside job. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2462 Sir, this elevator doesn't go beyond the 12th floor. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2463 I think you’re way overdressed for this ascension. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2464 You want floors 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, AND 1? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2465 How many floors do you think this building has? 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2466 What type of ship is this? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2467 3, 2, or 1? 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2468 Lost & Found Dept straight ahead! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2469 I'm sorry but this building only goes up to floor 15. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2470 There is nothing more annoying than seeing an astronaut, without his spaceship, taking an elevator to the 6th floor. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2471 Actually, Mars requires your key card. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2472 Yes Sir. I'll take you up as high as I can. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2473 To infinity and beyond 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2474 Care to count us down? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2475 Lobby. Please watch your small step for mankind. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2476 Watch your leap, sir. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2477 Flu season... 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2478 Sorry, sir, but the pool's closed for the season. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
2479 Sorry, this is not the floor for NASA. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2480 What? Did you think I would say "Going up"? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2481 Menswear? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2482 Just how many floors do you think there are in this building?! 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2483 Very nice, sir. I see you have been packing for Mars. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2484 You know, people say I look like Matt Damon. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2485 What floor is probing? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2486 Yes, all the way up...but you have to give me a 10 second count-down before you actually press the button. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2487 I"ve had faster rides. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2488 To Infinity...and the fourth floor 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2489 The Vice President is to your right, pod four. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2490 Watch your step sir, just one small step at a time 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2491 How do you go to the bathroom in that thing? 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2492 Yes, there is Tang available in the Milky Way suite. I’ll see you again when you are ready for re-entry. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2493 I think you will like the atmosphere on this floor 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2494 Penthouse B or bust. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2495 This elevator doesnt go to Infinity and beyond. Thats the elevator in the toy store down the hall. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2496 I'm sorry sir, we only go as far as the 22nd. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2497 BUT MR. JONES YOUR APARTMENT IS ONLY ON THE FOURTH FLOOR.....!! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2498 Roof Garden. The Final Frontier. Please Go Boldly... 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2499 This doesn't go to the moon, and my name is not Alice. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2500 I can get you as far as 10. You're on your own from there. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2501 No, it's pretty much a small step for everybody. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2502 You don’t need to say it every time Neil... 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2503 I suppose I can get you part of the way there, sir. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2504 Sir, this is a bank. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2505 I can only go up. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2506 The penthouse is higher than you think. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2507 Going waaaaay up sir? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2508 The lengths I'll go to just to avoid my being with in-laws on the holidays. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2509 Sorry, sir, but this is as high as I go. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2510 Thanks for helping me get grounded 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2511 The 173rd floor please. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2512 36th floor at 7 G’s please 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2513 Hi! This is Universal Studios. If you believe they put a man on the moon. Take your pills. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2514 How do you do business in that coat? 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2515 Morning,Frank. Knicks lose again. Shocker. I'm running out for a Tang,you want one? 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2516 I forgot my sunglasses in the Cybertruck. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2517 Sorry, sir, but you’re going to be disappointed. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2518 I'm sorry, but I can only take you as far as the 94th floor. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2519 We now offer Moon Pies on our room service menu. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2520 I’m just saying, dress for the job YOU want 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2521 Bringing your work home again, Ms. Davis? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2522 455,737,221st Floor. Men’s suits. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2523 Roof deck, I presume? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2524 Up? We're not going that far. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2525 Sir, it’s good to be proactive in this colder morning. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2526 Observation deck, sir? 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2527 I'm sorry but the moon landing was never an option on this elevator 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2528 Yes, I've heard Trump funded this moon resort out of the NASA budget, but half the profits go to the Klingon Empire, so it's ok. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2529 Tell me what a good day is 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2530 I can take you as far as the two thousandth floor, but then you're on your own. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2531 I'm sorry, sir. This elevator only serves floors eleven to thirty. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2532 Sorry, did you say 23rd floor or 23rd century? 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2533 That's one small step for man, one giant leap for five-story brownstones. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2534 There's a new Uber drone stop on the roof. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2535 One small step for man, one giant leap for mankind's aversion to elevator conversation 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2536 The zero-gravity machine was out of order. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2537 Top floor! Sorry, this is as close as I can get you. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2538 The Fragrance section is to the left. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2539 You ready? 5....4....3....2.... 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2540 This will be one small step for a man. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2541 Because the toilet in my place "out there" is busted. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2542 Did you forget your keys? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2543 They're on the left, and no, I can't assist you any further. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2544 Thyssen, we have a problem. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2545 The eagle has landed on the 4th floor: Women’s perfumes, lingerie, assorted confectionery. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2546 Dress for the job you want 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2547 Baby steps,right? 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2548 How are you enjoying the penthouse? 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2549 The Apollo is at 253 West 125th Street, Sir. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2550 Projected landing on the surface of the fourth floor in T-minus fifteen seconds. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2551 The weather outside is frightening. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2552 Yes sir, Van Allen belts in menswear 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2553 This building only goes to infinity, not beyond. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2554 you know this only goes to the 14th floor right ? 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2555 Lunar garage level 3, please. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2556 Sorry about my flatulence." 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2557 You do know we're in Cape Coral, Florida, right? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2558 Up please waaaaay up! 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2559 Are we going to the moon again today, sir? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2560 Excuse me, sir. This one only goes to the tenth floor. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2561 What did you expect? The moon? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2562 Top floor. Linens, house appliances, Atlas V rockets. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2563 SpaceX installed this new button in the Wonka factory elevator? 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2564 Watch your small step for man, sir 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2565 So now everybody knows you live in the penthouse. Happy? 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2566 I assure you, Mrs Weinberg, we eradicated the bedbug problem three years ago. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2567 Actually Sir, I'm positive that you "dealt it". 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2568 I already called down to valet for my Shuttle. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2569 Can you believe that NASA put on elevator music for the whole trip? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2570 That's one small step, sir. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2571 The casting call said “Astronaut type”. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2572 Can you press Mars for me, please? 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2573 You have the best view in the galaxy. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2574 Would you mind saying "We have Liftoff" ? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2575 You'll appreciate our chef's dark matter special. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2576 Sorry, this elevator only stops at every sixth floor. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
2577 I'm going up...all the way up 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2578 Mars,sir. Made -to-measure to your right. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2579 Penthouse... Asteroid chips, Comet particles, Moon dust, Voyager CD... This is the top floor. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2580 Launching floor, Commander. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2581 It's a small step, but please use caution. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2582 Would you like to do the countdown or shall I? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2583 You're damn right I'm going up. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2584 You want floors five, four, three, two, AND one? 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2585 Sir, there is no one thousandth floor. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2586 Ahhh......we don't go up that high...... 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2587 Welcome inside Musk's new Cybershuttle. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2588 Yeah, it’s been a hell of a day. My bar bill will be astronomic. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2589 Did you say "down?" 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2590 Going up in 3-2-1, liftoff! 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2591 I love the open space concept of your penthouse. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2592 I'm sorry, sir, but the highest we can go is the penthouse. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2593 I love banking here. Just push the Vacuum Canister button and jump out quickly. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2594 You going way, way up? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2595 What you looking at ? Get your iphone 11 out and start shooting away sir- we still have time to make it to the evening news! 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2596 I'm here about 'Solo' Honeymoon Package 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2597 Relax!. It's already removed and 'Safe' in my backpack." 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2598 I'm Honey Detector and Extractor. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2599 To the penthouse and not beyond. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2600 Sorry, not his Ghost.... I'm Strong, only Strong but with Arms. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2601 Yelp said the restaurant had no atmosphere. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2602 Yeah, Honeymooning without the spouse is trending now 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2603 We heard that the people here are scared of a huge honeycomb. Where's it? 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2604 I'm Strong. Where's that "scary" Honeycomb in this tower? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2605 I'm scared of mosquitoes, Only mosquitoes." 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2606 Sorry to disappoint you, but the twelfth floor is as far as we go. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2607 Due to budget cuts, the reentry program was cancelled. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2608 Who is Scottie? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2609 Here for Elevator Operator-Con? 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2610 So the suit really is just for vapeing? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2611 Watch your step, man. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2612 First floor--not the Fish Floor 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2613 i know - you are going on a mission to mars and this elevator doesn’t even go to the penthouse. life‘s tough like that sometimes. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2614 You may have taken the wrong lift, sir 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2615 Top floor. This lift doesn't go to the moon. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2616 Not necessary today. Mr. Jenks didn't have fiber last night. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2617 Re-entry is scheduled no later than 5 PM 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2618 Sorry sir the applicants for the Space Force are at the hotel next door. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2619 I promise, they said I can keep the suit after the photos. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2620 No sir, Cape Canaveral is three blocks south. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2621 You should dress for the job you want, not the job you have. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2622 Really nice to see that they finally upgraded the rockets 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2623 I wish I had your ups and downs. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2624 Have a good day, Mr Musk 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2625 Welcome to my world 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2626 Unfortunately, your wife is also no stranger to re-entry. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2627 The plague is on floor 27, Ebola is on floor 28, Cholera is on floor 29 Sir. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2628 No sir, I don't have any Kleenex. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2629 Right this way miss. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2630 Sorry, this elevator doesn’t go to the stratosphere. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2631 No, Sir. This is not the launch pad floor. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2632 Just for the record, it’s not true what they say I only take a bath once a week. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2633 It doesn't look like much, but it's decent space! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2634 Floor 25,632, please. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2635 I assume that you are going up? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2636 Sir, your dry cleaning has arrived so you can take that suit off now. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2637 I thought there'd be more cheese. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2638 it's customary to offer a tip 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2639 To infinity and the penthouse! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2640 You mean that lady across the hall really is contagious? 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2641 We practice in a safe space. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2642 But does yours play music? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2643 I'm sorry, ma'am - this is 11-19. 20000-30000 is around the corner. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2644 Ahhhh, just one giant leap...into the lobby! Tangs for riding with us! 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2645 Watch your step, Mr Armstrong, lest it becomes a leap in this gravity! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2646 Watch your step. The gravity of the situation is pretty strong in the Trump Tower. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2647 Floor 238,901 please 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2648 Just wondering if your license plate is ILIKESPACE24? 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2649 I think you misunderstand what they mean by, “space available.” 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2650 Yes sir, this the top floor! 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2651 Up" or "Down" it is all the same to me 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2652 You may have a leak, sir! 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2653 One small step for man, one working elevator for the building 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2654 I don’t know that we go that high. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2655 That's one small step for man, one giant leap for germaphobes! 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2656 I feel like we should address the chair in the room 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2657 5, 4, 3, 2 AND 1? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2658 - Don't worry, Elon said the crash tests have been a success lately. - I know, but haven't you seen the truck demo? 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2659 You look well Mister Trump. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2660 No, not up. Down. Center of the Earth, please. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2661 Ok, it’s a tall building. Five, four, three . . . 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2662 I’m sorry sir, this car only goes to the stratosphere 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2663 I've been told the views are phenomenal... 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2664 Yes, going up, but not that far up... 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2665 Guy: Did this dude even check in? Astronaut: why is this dude looking at me Guy: 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2666 But, this is the top! 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2667 Just drive! 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2668 Trump re-elected, so, Mars, please 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2669 Sorry, we don't have a ''stratosphere.' 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2670 Rocket entry? Top floor. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2671 No. This is ladies lingerie. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2672 Define UP 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2673 They say it doesn’t stink. I’ve seen it all in the videos. It stinks. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2674 You're only a little late. Just gimme the lunch code. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2675 Mars? This is Hershey’s headquarters. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2676 I don't know altitude. What floor do ya want? 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2677 Like they always say: Dress for the job you want. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2678 Excuse me sir but the Halloween party was in October... 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2679 100,000,000th floor ? 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2680 How high dose this go 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2681 I could have ordered a Lyft faster than that lift, and that's coming from someone whose been to the moon and back... 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2682 I only stay here when The Moon is full. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2683 What fathom, please? 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2684 All the way up! 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2685 787,234th floor, please. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2686 Wauw,you really think our hotel will go that high? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2687 No, we don’t go that high. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2688 Are you sure?...the Penthouse is completely over the moon. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2689 You won't need a mask... 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2690 It’s really just one small step. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2691 "I presume you're going up?" 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2692 I'm sorry to inform you this is not the Space Needle -- it's in Seattle. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2693 Kubrick's floor, please. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2694 Small step, giant step. Just step out of the elevator, sir. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2695 Good luck on the Mars acquisition, Sir. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2696 Very smart, sir. You can't trust the atmosphere down on Earth anymore. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2697 I'm sorry sir.....I'm just not seeing a listing here for Space Force. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2698 I’ve got to find a new dry cleaner. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2699 Sorry, sir. The Houston Astros are not tenants in this building. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
2700 It's one small step for menswear. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2701 No sir. I'm sorry but I can't explain why the floors don't count down. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2702 You've got about 60'000 floors to go 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2703 Send me to the top of the Stratosphere please. I'm going to ride the roller coaster. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2704 Sooooo, this is NOT the gantry then. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2705 I don't go that far,try the space escalator. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2706 Damn the Wall. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2707 Sir, I don't think we go up that high. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2708 Forgot your toenail clipper? Again? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2709 I know-air quality has taken a hit since this administration has taken over. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2710 Down actually. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2711 Which one are you? Sorry, I'm the WORST at remembering faces... 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2712 I don't go that far,try the space elevator 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2713 Sorry - this elevator doesn't go that far up. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2714 11,327th floor. Ladies dresses, hats, and International Space Station. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2715 After space, you've got nowhere to go but down! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2716 The Moon. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2717 Is this the third Stone from the Sun? 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2718 I'm afraid this isn't the NASA building. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2719 I hope this ride was not too fast for you. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2720 Sorry Commander, this car only goes down!!! 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2721 It does take time to acclimate. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2722 Is the planetarium still open? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2723 It's time to leave the elevator if you dare. Tell your wife I, I mean, you, love her so. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2724 You had the chili? It’s gonna get rough in there. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2725 You do know that the top floor in this building is the 56th.? 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2726 Mr. Jones, do you ever get the feeling that these high risers are getting to be a bit too high? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2727 We have ignition. 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2728 Sorry sir, this elevator only goes up to the penthouse. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2729 It's a Blue Moon tonight. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2730 Sir, we've had more than enough people attempting to moonwalk here. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2731 Bon voyage! 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2732 Your final frontier is the penthouse. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2733 You’ll find the flannel underwear with a rear flap in the lingerie department on your left. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2734 No, I said space station, foor# 3,538,731,704,673! 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2735 I heard Frank Sinatra sing Fly Me To The Moon right in this elevator. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2736 Is the air quality outside really that bad sir? 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2737 Sorry, the near space elevator is out of order. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2738 To the moon, Mrs. Cramden" 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2739 Yeah, Bolivia was great! 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2740 We don't validate on the roof, sir. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2741 Complaints are the 5th floor. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2742 One giant leap and you're there. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2743 Yes, the bar on the top floor is called Outer Space, but we do have oxygen up there. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2744 One small step for man, one giant step for Henry Klein." 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2745 Looks like another week for the sanitation workers' strike. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2746 Suits? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2747 Space Station viewing is the best on this floor. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2748 I’m looking for HAL 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2749 For some reason I assumed you were going up. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2750 Sir, fire sale was just a figure of speech. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2751 Now we will see how many G's you can take! 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2752 4G only sir but Lenny down the hall will take you to the moon and back for a $5 tip. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2753 Musk? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2754 See ya yesterday! 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2755 Ahead one giant step for lingerie. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2756 I can only take you to the Moon. The elevator to Mars is under construction. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2757 That's one small step, Mr. Armstrong. Have a good day. See ya when you get back. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2758 Sorry but this is as high as I go. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2759 I’m sorry sir but this car does not go to infinity or beyond. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2760 Im just down here looking for a $5 hotdog. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2761 I think you’re gonna need a bigger lift. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2762 The sky is not the limit. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2763 Sorry, there's no moon at the inn. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2764 You want the Express elevator. This one only goes to the stratosphere. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2765 Space suits are on 5. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2766 The elevator only goes to the 30th floor. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2767 Which star, sir? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2768 Thought I'd start off this way since I get airsick 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2769 You feel that tingling, that's the tension before liftoff. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2770 Are they done filming the moon landing? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2771 No, this is the lunch floor. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2772 What floor is alterations? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2773 I suggest to check our shuttle route in the reception. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2774 No sir. We only go to 17 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2775 I’m sorry, but this only goes to floor 5, sir, or madam 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2776 Shoot me up to the 151st floor, please. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2777 But this IS the top floor sir.... 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2778 I’m quite certain they were speaking figuratively, sir! 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2779 Liftoff... it's all relative. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2780 This is ground floor control, Major Tom. 1.0000 0.10541 10 10 0 0
2781 Would you like me to do the ‘countdown’ thing? 1.0000 0.11785 9 9 0 0
2782 Now, sir, it only seems that high. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2783 We're dealing with serious budget issues. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2784 Well, at least tomorrow’s Friday. 1.0000 0.28868 4 4 0 0
2785 Bespoke tailoring is to your left, first door on the right. 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2786 The diapers are in the last isle behind lingerie and shoes. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2787 Just checking, are you sure you meant to say, “Down?” 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2788 Penthouse in 3, 2, 1... 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2789 I don’t think you fully understand the gravity of the situation. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2790 And 3…2…1…lobby. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2791 Welcome to Mars. Turn left for the immigration line. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2792 Budget cuts. This is as high as you go. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2793 I see our jobs to be very similar, only you have more buttons to push. 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2794 You came down not up! 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2795 Yes, the atmosphere on 99 is a bit rarified, but still... 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2796 Be careful of that one small step, sir. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2797 Boy, Thanks a lot! Our tenants were up in arms about the washing machines being out of commission! 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2798 What floor is Mr. Musk on? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2799 Are you with new Space Force? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2800 Are we still in the troposphere? 1.0000 0.18257 6 6 0 0
2801 This is one very small step..... 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2802 People call this a penthouse? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2803 Out for a walk, sir? 1.0000 0.13363 8 8 0 0
2804 First I have to do the countdown...10, 9, 8...... 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2805 I'm the new captain of Trump's Space Force.. does this elevator go to the moon? or Mars? 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2806 500,000,012 please. 1.0000 0.15430 7 7 0 0
2807 I see this Top of the World Observation Deck really shoots for the moon in this new skyscraper. 1.0000 0.22361 5 5 0 0
2808