Contest #687


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687

The winning captions

These captions are chosen by The New Yorker.

  1. “How much did you spend at Macy’s this year?”
  2. “I’d hate to be on the third floor.”
  3. “It’s a perfect likeness, George. Right down to the hot air.”


Name Value
Submission deadline 2019-11-25T00:08:00.000Z
Voting started -
Voting ended 2019-12-09T00:11:00.000Z
Finalists announced 2019-12-03T00:09:00.000Z
Magazine(s) announcing finalists issued December 9, 2019
Number of captions 5031
Number of responses 760044
Number of participants -


Dashboard

In this table, the "mean" means the empirically measured average funniness score when the "unfunny", "somewhat funny" and "funny" receive a funniness score of 1, 2, 3 respectively. "Precison" is the standard error of the mean, the standard deviation of the mean estimate. With that, a caption with an empirical mean μ and precision σ has true mean in the range [μ - 2σ, μ + 2σ] with 95% probability by the 68-95-99.7 rule assuming the responses are indepedent and identically distributed.

Rank Caption Mean Precision Total votes "Unfunny" votes "Somewhat funny" votes "Funny" votes
0 You think this is awkward? Try living a few floors down. 2.1011 0.00762 12272 3825 3387 5060
1 Well after 40 years at Macy’s, I think it’s a lovely retirement gift, Fred. 1.8747 0.00835 9236 3638 3121 2477
2 Oh honey look, it’s your inflated ego 1.8726 0.00897 8427 3467 2570 2390
3 The resemblance seems uncanny, but I would have to go down three floors to be sure. 1.8431 0.00886 7934 3212 2764 1958
4 It's a perfect likeness, George. Right down to the hot air. 1.8376 0.00823 9450 3918 3151 2381
5 I love a parade. 1.8086 0.00775 12113 5789 2856 3468
6 You think this is awkward? Imagine the view from the 5th floor. 1.7958 0.00812 9313 4022 3179 2112
7 I etched the glass. IT’S YOU !! 1.7605 0.00837 10815 5711 1986 3118
8 And when it deflates, it'll sound like you too 1.7530 0.00949 7016 3316 2124 1576
9 Remember those cells I swabbed from your mouth? 1.7527 0.00935 6934 3195 2268 1471
10 Herb, tell me the truth, how much do you really spend at Macy's each month? 1.7412 0.01081 5201 2436 1678 1087
11 How nice. It looks like your ego will be joining us. 1.7358 0.00873 8044 3819 2536 1689
12 I wish you could see your face right now 1.7250 0.02674 869 422 264 183
13 I see you’ve made an even bigger fool of yourself. 1.7192 0.01323 3608 1787 1047 774
14 Fred we said no anniversary gifts this year...but the suspense is killing me. Can I turn around yet? 1.7191 0.01278 3677 1765 1180 732
15 Who knew the Macy's Parade had a salute to Actuarial Accountants? 1.7106 0.01200 4047 1934 1350 763
16 NOW do you see? Nose hairs can never pass as a mustache. 1.7073 0.01124 4794 2372 1458 964
17 I'm getting hints of oak, cherry, hazelnut, and LSD 1.6760 0.01875 1682 863 503 316
18 Don't take it personally, but he's 10 times the man you are. 1.6683 0.01336 3150 1589 1020 541
19 So what are the people on the 3rd floor looking at? 1.6671 0.01504 2379 1168 835 376
20 What do you mean you have an identical twin brother, but not exactly? 1.6661 0.01699 1836 895 659 282
21 I’m pretty sure you were given the placebo. 1.6505 0.01499 2578 1354 771 453
22 When does your twin brother get back from Chernobyl? 1.6467 0.01485 2675 1428 764 483
23 Why does it always have to be about you? 1.6404 0.01322 3098 1603 1009 486
24 I have two concerns: I don't see any guide ropes and it's not Thanksgiving. 1.6305 0.01383 2801 1461 915 425
25 Well that explains the $100,000 Macy's bill. 1.6016 0.01940 1388 749 443 196
26 They can try anything they want, but we've got rent control. 1.5938 0.01870 1519 837 462 220
27 a bit overblown, don’t you think? 1.5822 0.01971 1290 705 419 166
28 Happy Thanksgiving. I had you made into a parade balloon. 1.5752 0.01478 2761 1675 587 499
29 I hope you don't mind, but I invited your inflated sense of self-importance. 1.5727 0.01472 2455 1406 694 355
30 You should see your face right now! 1.5720 0.01561 2082 1174 629 279
31 Isn't it neat? I just had to spend $100 in-store at Macy's and show them a photo! 1.5678 0.02215 1018 569 320 129
32 Don’t you love it? I did just what you said — I refinanced the mortgage and made a giant balloon payment.” 1.5635 0.02143 1237 739 299 199
33 I'd hate to be on the third floor. 1.5630 0.01534 2144 1214 653 277
34 When you said you were the new head of Macy's, this wasn't exactly what I had in mind. 1.5595 0.01764 1646 946 480 220
35 I think he’s just as surprised to see you as you are to see him. 1.5494 0.02391 830 468 268 94
36 Look, honey, it's the annual Macy's Accountant's Day Parade! 1.5465 0.01749 1614 930 486 198
37 You didn't tell me your Mom was on the parade committee again. 1.5426 0.01971 1292 757 370 165
38 This Sauvignon has a nice hallucinatory finish. 1.5358 0.01952 1286 752 379 155
39 Don't worry. They're booing Baby Trump, not you. 1.5355 0.01851 1410 825 417 168
40 At least you didn't waste any money investing in that massive balloon company, right? 1.5344 0.02067 1147 672 337 138
41 Now do you see what I mean about your eyes? 1.5328 0.01822 1389 796 446 147
42 Please tell me you didn't order one of those male enhancement products again. 1.5296 0.02022 1233 737 339 157
43 Whatever you do, don't pull his finger. 1.5290 0.02014 1259 770 317 172
44 Oh, look--it's your ego. 1.5253 0.02034 1205 722 333 150
45 Full of hot air, difficult to control, takes over at Thanksgiving...you're right, it's nothing like you. 1.5225 0.02112 1131 684 303 144
46 The people three floors down complained that you're protruding into their living room. 1.5191 0.02098 1152 702 302 148
47 Henry, are you certain this is a Chardonnay? 1.5172 0.02750 609 358 187 64
48 Harold, I'm seeing someone. 1.5146 0.02155 1065 647 288 130
49 Oh look, it's your inflated ego. 1.5138 0.02199 1047 643 270 134
50 I told you you shouldn't have sent in that DNA sample. 1.5120 0.02120 1043 623 306 114
51 Can't imagine what those on the 3rd floor are looking at. 1.5085 0.02092 1001 586 321 94
52 Exactly how much do you owe Macy's, anyway? 1.5076 0.02266 983 609 249 125
53 He wants to know if you have any dirt on Biden 1.5058 0.02311 955 596 235 124
54 Look, honey. It's your superego. 1.5052 0.02194 964 580 281 103
55 No, Thanksgiving is NEXT Thursday, why do you ask? 1.5047 0.02167 953 576 277 100
56 It's a little creepy, but it's still better than the view from three floors down. 1.5044 0.02332 912 564 236 112
57 When you told me you always lived in the shadow of your twin brother I thought you meant figuratively! 1.5021 0.02225 940 569 270 101
58 I bet you think this parade is about you, don’t you? 1.5011 0.02188 914 544 283 87
59 I got the idea when I saw that Trump one. 1.4989 0.02282 904 555 248 101
60 I bet it’s full of hot air, too. 1.4977 0.02307 852 522 239 91
61 One drink makes you larger; and one drink makes you small. 1.4971 0.02379 861 535 224 102
62 I'm sure it's just a coincidence. 1.4964 0.02301 838 503 254 81
63 We never should have entered that contest at Macy's. 1.4934 0.02201 839 513 247 79
64 OK, I can’t pretend any more, Gabe. Size matters. 1.4934 0.02406 833 521 214 98
65 Being employee of the year at Macy’s has it’s perks. 1.4921 0.02335 821 498 242 81
66 Remember when I sent some of your DNA to that lab, darling? 1.4920 0.02311 811 486 251 74
67 What do you get the man who has everything? Then it came to me! 1.4878 0.02471 777 485 205 87
68 He’s asking if I have a big sister! 1.4871 0.02439 776 480 214 82
69 It’s from Facebook - they want to know why you changed your privacy settings. 1.4846 0.02647 716 459 167 90
70 I think I've had enough to drink. 1.4846 0.02425 745 454 221 70
71 It’s not me, Joel, it’s you.” 1.4832 0.02596 743 477 173 93
72 When you said Big Brother is watching, I thought you were speaking metaphorically. 1.4825 0.02565 713 447 188 78
73 How much money did you donate to the Thanksgiving Day Parade? 1.4815 0.02500 731 457 197 77
74 Don't you think this mirror makes our room seem larger? 1.4799 0.03065 523 335 125 63
75 Just how much did you contribute to the parade fund?! 1.4789 0.02549 710 445 190 75
76 Well, you did say you wanted to be larger than life. 1.4788 0.02451 708 431 215 62
77 Call me old fashioned but I liked the Macy's parade better before the microtargeting 1.4786 0.02686 654 416 164 74
78 You can’t avoid him forever Jack. The beanstalk works both ways. 1.4780 0.02576 703 443 184 76
79 My goodness! How much did you spend at Macy’s this year?! 1.4777 0.02516 695 429 200 66
80 I can see how you've had to live in your twin's shadow all this time. 1.4763 0.02549 695 434 191 70
81 Oh, come on, you haven't seen the whole thing, yet. It's not like it's orange and in a diaper. 1.4758 0.02693 681 440 158 83
82 I pulled a few strings. 1.4756 0.02684 614 381 174 59
83 Did anyone order a large Sicilian? 1.4749 0.02586 678 430 176 72
84 Just ignore him. Be the bigger man. 1.4749 0.02611 657 410 182 65
85 Yes, every Thanksgiving morning, it’s fabulous; but the other 364 days, it’s creepy. 1.4726 0.02614 656 411 180 65
86 I never noticed you have no eyebrows 1.4717 0.02673 636 401 170 65
87 I believe Macy's has too much of your personal data. 1.4717 0.03606 371 239 89 43
88 I'm sorry, Fred, but size matters. 1.4695 0.03027 475 296 135 44
89 Your inflated ego is back. 1.4688 0.02697 625 396 165 64
90 He needs to use the bathroom. 1.4679 0.02794 607 391 148 68
91 It could be worse, imagine the view from the fourth floor! 1.4668 0.02751 617 396 154 67
92 When I said you weren't big enough, that's not what I meant. 1.4660 0.02709 618 398 154 66
93 More Absinthe, Stan? 1.4660 0.02778 603 387 151 65
94 More absinthe? 1.4655 0.02774 595 380 153 62
95 What better time than the Thanksgiving Day parade to tell everyone you're the whistleblower?! 1.4653 0.03183 475 309 111 55
96 Let's eat some more brownies. 1.4650 0.02847 600 392 137 71
97 George, look it's the Thanksgiving Day Ballon we got for winning the New Yorker caption contest! 1.4650 0.03004 514 330 129 55
98 All your flaws . . . just bigger. 1.4648 0.02711 611 388 162 61
99 Honey, go get me a pin will you. 1.4636 0.02673 604 384 162 58
100 Amazon.com. Where else? 1.4633 0.02831 559 358 144 57
101 Something to be thankful for... at least the small version of you is wearing pants. 1.4623 0.02888 517 325 145 47
102 Roy prayed that his wife would not turn around, and that his little Thanksgiving Day balloon would stay a secret. 1.4609 0.02787 588 388 133 67
103 You couldn't just put your name on the building? 1.4598 0.02734 572 360 161 51
104 You never told me you came from a big family. 1.4573 0.02750 562 362 146 54
105 You still want to tell me Facebook doesn't sell your personal data? 1.4537 0.02936 540 356 124 60
106 Wow! This is not what I imagined when you said you will be in Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade. 1.4527 0.02917 528 342 133 53
107 Well, here's lookin' at you! 1.4520 0.02917 531 345 132 54
108 He wants to know if we can spare half a ton of sugar. 1.4504 0.02889 524 340 133 51
109 And he's nude! 1.4494 0.03012 514 339 119 56
110 Is it too much? 1.4492 0.02783 512 320 154 38
111 What makes you think we accidentally switched drinks? 1.4487 0.02903 517 336 131 50
112 Even if he is your brother, we don't have room for him. 1.4481 0.02855 511 325 143 43
113 The bottle just said "Drink Me" 1.4478 0.03069 498 330 113 55
114 It's even got your inflated ego! 1.4477 0.02965 516 338 125 53
115 I hope he doesn't sneeze. 1.4462 0.02997 493 321 124 48
116 Honey. It’s your ego. 1.4462 0.02944 502 325 130 47
117 No, I meant YOUR big brother IS watching us! 1.4456 0.02900 496 317 137 42
118 The Straight Pride Parade has started. 1.4449 0.02936 499 330 119 50
119 Jeff, I think your balloon payment is looming. 1.4447 0.03006 497 326 121 50
120 Is it the alcohol or is this another one of your creepy 'proposals'?! 1.4447 0.03006 497 326 121 50
121 This targeted advertising gets more real by the day. 1.4447 0.02951 497 322 129 46
122 Can’t we have one dinner without your inflated ego rearing it’s ugly head? 1.4442 0.03077 493 328 111 54
123 Why can't you just view your selfies on your cell phone like most people? 1.4442 0.02926 493 317 133 43
124 You wanted head for our anniversary. You're welcome. 1.4412 0.03129 476 318 106 52
125 You see him too right? 1.4407 0.03002 472 306 124 42
126 Now remember, Leonard, he’s self-conscious about his size, so just pretend you don’t notice. 1.4393 0.02970 453 296 118 39
127 Never mind how I did it. I just wanted you to realize you have to do something about the nose hair! 1.4387 0.03079 465 306 114 45
128 So you're fraternal, not identical? 1.4375 0.03006 464 301 123 40
129 Do you have a pin? 1.4371 0.03183 453 303 102 48
130 Baby, you finally made it. The Accountants Day Parade! 1.4367 0.02986 458 295 126 37
131 I was attracted to him because he was like you, but more so. 1.4367 0.02954 458 293 130 35
132 Look on the bright side! At least they left out your ear hair. 1.4363 0.02892 463 301 125 37
133 That’s you peeping, Tom 1.4358 0.02997 452 291 125 36
134 Wow, you weren't kidding, your son is way taller than you! 1.4358 0.03094 452 297 113 42
135 Hey, your big brother's watching you. 1.4356 0.02990 450 289 126 35
136 Did you know you'd be wearing a Speedo? 1.4353 0.03145 448 297 107 44
137 When you told me you'd be floating by, I didn't take it literally. 1.4328 0.02980 439 283 123 33
138 Honey, you're projecting again. 1.4328 0.03023 439 283 122 34
139 Oh, it's from California, Lysergic Vinyards I think. Why do you ask? 1.4324 0.03132 444 294 108 42
140 Well, Trump has one! 1.4322 0.03139 428 283 106 39
141 Harry-This is not what I was suggesting when I asked you to give me head. 1.4316 0.03200 431 287 102 42
142 Do you ever get the feeling that you're watching your life pass you by? 1.4309 0.02991 427 272 126 29
143 Sorry Harold, size DOES matter. 1.4309 0.03183 434 289 103 42
144 But last year you loved the parade. 1.4302 0.03119 430 282 111 37
145 Sorry honey, but size does matter. 1.4299 0.03129 428 281 110 37
146 I didn't think I would like absinthe, but I'm coming around. 1.4286 0.03131 399 257 113 29
147 That’s the new float this year! The whistle blower. 1.4279 0.03293 423 287 91 45
148 What’s a ‘3D printer’? 1.4269 0.03201 424 283 101 40
149 I trim his mustache. He does the windows. 1.4262 0.03225 413 275 100 38
150 That's why it's called the superego dear. 1.4262 0.03207 413 274 102 37
151 I thought you said you weren't tied down. 1.4236 0.03111 406 264 112 30
152 We're going to need a bigger glass. 1.4232 0.03209 397 264 99 34
153 I'm so glad you're not one of those men who look out at the world and see only themselves 1.4217 0.03224 396 262 101 33
154 Is this your first time drinking absinthe? 1.4206 0.03373 378 254 89 35
155 Be a dear, George, and hand me that hairpin. 1.4203 0.03268 395 264 96 35
156 Let's hope he doesn't sneeze! 1.4201 0.03208 388 255 103 30
157 Is your ex-wife on the parade committee? 1.4197 0.03281 386 257 96 33
158 Look honey, you’re right in between Snoopy and SpongeBob! 1.4197 0.03198 386 253 104 29
159 Oh, my. When you said you were a floater at Macy’s, I didn’t realize you meant the parade. 1.4194 0.03251 391 260 98 33
160 I can’t believe they replaced Bullwinkle the Moose with Bernie the Accountant. 1.4190 0.03283 389 260 95 34
161 So Darren, just how much shopping do you do at Macy's? 1.4182 0.03266 385 256 97 32
162 Where did you say you planted those beans? 1.4173 0.03247 381 252 99 30
163 Remember when you said you could never see yourself in the city? 1.4173 0.03298 393 265 92 36
164 It's my department head. 1.4172 0.03677 326 222 72 32
165 How much did you spend at Macy's his year? 1.4158 0.03398 380 259 84 37
166 Mind if my dad joins us? (submitted on behalf of my daughter, Summer Pierce, age 9) 1.4155 0.03423 373 254 83 36
167 A lot of people would be honored to be a Thanksgiving day parade float. 1.4155 0.03338 373 250 91 32
168 You're right, Macy's "loves your ass." 1.4153 0.03390 378 257 85 36
169 So what if your cloning experiment didn't go exactly as planned. What's the worst that could happen? 1.4149 0.03297 376 251 94 31
170 That is so you. 1.4144 0.03131 374 242 109 23
171 I think you’re blowing this way out of proportion! 1.4127 0.03392 361 243 87 31
172 When I saw it, I had to buy it. 1.4126 0.03245 366 241 99 26
173 We're gonna need a bigger bottle. 1.4121 0.03234 364 239 100 25
174 It’s your inflated ego. It’s a real thing. 1.4121 0.03371 364 245 88 31
175 Really, Marv?? Your own balloon in the Macy's parade? How much of my settlement did that cost? 1.4101 0.03469 356 243 80 33
176 I'm guessing you won the contest at Macy's. 1.4100 0.03274 361 239 96 26
177 Are you sure this is wine? 1.4091 0.03403 352 237 86 29
178 Oh! You're THAT Macy! 1.4090 0.03226 357 234 100 23
179 Come look. Your birthday balloon doesn’t need a little pill. 1.4090 0.03322 357 238 92 27
180 I told you the mirror would make the room appear larger. 1.4086 0.03392 350 235 87 28
181 should we get drapes? 1.4083 0.03349 360 242 89 29
182 Wow, Macy's wasn't kidding about their new personalized marketing campaign! 1.4080 0.03357 348 232 90 26
183 Did you like the brownie?" 1.4075 0.03443 346 234 83 29
184 Don't make eye contact, he'll never leave! 1.4069 0.03249 349 229 98 22
185 No offense, but I'm hoping he's anatomically proportionate 1.4063 0.03566 347 243 68 36
186 Would it kill you to be the bigger man for once? 1.4063 0.03158 347 244 73 30
187 Exactly what type of mushrooms were in our salad 1.4063 0.03287 347 229 95 23
188 Honey, when I said I wished you were bigger.. This is not what i meant. 1.4062 0.03472 352 241 79 32
189 There goes your witness protection " 1.4058 0.03350 345 230 90 25
190 Do you ever look at yourself and suddenly feel small and insignificant? 1.4047 0.03402 341 229 86 26
191 Why didn't you tell me your big brother was in town? 1.4046 0.03441 346 235 82 29
192 See, Frank, you are full of hot air. 1.4043 0.03487 329 222 81 26
193 Object in the mirror are closer than they appear! 1.4041 0.03622 344 241 67 36
194 Well, I see why you said you made a “big mistake” in the lab today. 1.4041 0.03380 344 231 87 26
195 I don't feel any effects from this cannabis infused wine, do you? 1.4041 0.03304 344 228 93 23
196 Where do you see yourself in 10 stories? 1.4041 0.03380 344 231 87 26
197 I wanted you to get a sense of what I’ve faced across the table for twenty-two years. 1.4036 0.03491 332 225 80 27
198 Is THIS what you meant by 'I have an overly inflated ego'? 1.4035 0.03199 342 235 81 26
199 This takes your narcissism to a whole new level. 1.4035 0.03343 342 228 90 24
200 Honestly, I think being part of the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade is really going to distinguish you from other CPAs. 1.4030 0.03390 335 224 87 24
201 What a surprise!...You have a glass of wine, and your enormous ego shows up! 1.4030 0.03468 335 227 81 27
202 Maybe it's time to take a good look at yourself. 1.4029 0.03304 340 225 93 22
203 When you said Big Brother was watching, I didn’t know you meant your big brother. 1.4029 0.03507 340 233 77 30
204 Why didn’t you just buzz him in? 1.4029 0.03251 340 223 97 20
205 Sorry, he’s just... bigger 1.4029 0.03432 340 230 83 27
206 I thought you said your big brother wasn't coming until tomorrow. 1.4029 0.03356 340 227 89 24
207 Macy's advertising is very targeted. 1.4029 0.03483 340 232 79 29
208 Seems as if being on the Macy's board is paying off. 1.4023 0.03411 343 232 84 27
209 I want you to take a closer look at yourself. 1.4023 0.03361 343 230 88 25
210 Oh, look! A miniature of your ego. 1.4018 0.03749 331 235 59 37
211 Are you sure you don't want a smaller mirror? 1.4018 0.03484 331 227 76 28
212 That's 'Elmer the Whistleblower' - the State Department's balloon in the Macy's parade this year. 1.4018 0.03561 336 232 73 31
213 You look smaller in person. 1.4012 0.03468 324 218 82 24
214 He's naked! Mind if I run downstairs to the Birnbaums in 3J and have a look? 1.4006 0.03526 327 223 77 27
215 I’m finding the condo association oversight a bit intrusive. 1.4006 0.03376 327 220 84 23
216 Oh look! It’s our new neighbor from apartments 1A through 6C! 1.4006 0.03540 332 228 75 29
217 Isn't it funny how the Snoopy balloon seems to resemble you after a couple of glasses of merlot? 1.4006 0.03273 332 218 95 19
218 Well honey, we are all affected by inflation. 1.4000 0.03476 330 224 80 26
219 Please, George. Stop saying everything is about you. 1.4000 0.03555 330 227 74 29
220 Now that we’re a little older Ken we need a dollhouse with more privacy. 1.3994 0.03464 328 222 81 25
221 They must have really loved you at Macy's. First the gold watch, and now this! 1.3994 0.03528 323 220 77 26
222 Well, that's big of you. 1.3994 0.03389 323 215 87 21
223 I always thought he was full of hot air. 1.3969 0.03394 320 216 82 22
224 I had to work two jobs but it was worth it to see the look on your face. 1.3969 0.03549 320 219 75 26
225 But what if he's the one who's hallucinating? 1.3968 0.03617 315 217 71 27
226 Sure, it took a lot of planning, but how many times are you going to turn 50 on Thanksgiving Day? 1.3962 0.03547 313 213 76 24
227 I think it's sweet that Macy's remembered your birthday. 1.3956 0.03595 321 222 71 28
228 Thanksgiving isn't all about you, you know. 1.3956 0.03552 316 216 75 25
229 Let's toast to a New Year and a bigger, better, you! 1.3950 0.03356 319 212 88 19
230 I lied. Size does matter. 1.3949 0.03679 314 219 66 29
231 Macy's said they've chosen you to be one of the balloons in this year's White Male Privilege float. 1.3949 0.03679 314 219 66 29
232 Do I see what? 1.3938 0.03288 320 211 92 17
233 I didn't want to do this, but you HAVE to see how bad that moustache looks. 1.3937 0.03697 315 221 64 30
234 Your own balloon in the parade? That's how you spent all that lottery money? 1.3929 0.03643 308 213 69 26
235 Look what I got with our Macy's Reward Card. 1.3923 0.03501 311 211 78 22
236 Hilarious balloon - check out the bald head and dopey mustache! 1.3922 0.03659 306 212 68 26
237 I told you we'd never have privacy in this doll house! 1.3917 0.03676 314 220 65 29
238 Look, dear! Midlife crisis finally made it into the parade. 1.3914 0.03524 304 206 77 21
239 Wow, big brother really IS watching you. 1.3907 0.03540 302 205 76 21
240 This wine is kickass!! 1.3907 0.03751 302 212 62 28
241 Honey, remember when I spent $50,000 and refused to tell you what for? 1.3891 0.03677 293 202 68 23
242 It’s only weird if you make eye contact with him. 1.3887 0.03546 301 205 75 21
243 We all see in Snoopy what we want to see. 1.3885 0.03489 296 199 79 18
244 Happy birthday honey! The condo board can’t ignore you now! 1.3885 0.03712 296 206 65 25
245 Just how high up on the Macy's ladder are you!? 1.3882 0.03265 304 199 92 13
246 He’s so sweet to stock his doll house with the good champagne! 1.3880 0.03834 299 213 56 30
247 Of course it's Macy's. Amazon uses drones. 1.3874 0.03628 302 209 69 24
248 All that time at Macy’s really paid off! 1.3870 0.03586 292 199 73 20
249 How do you like it honey? It was free if you opened an account at Macy’s this month. 1.3870 0.03683 292 202 67 23
250 It's so you! 1.3862 0.03535 290 196 76 18
251 Nigel, you always think it's about you. 1.3862 0.03700 290 201 66 23
252 So your mother did get appointed to the parade board. 1.3857 0.03767 293 206 61 26
253 You think this is bad? My old apartment was six floors down. 1.3849 0.03458 291 200 72 19
254 We are going to need a bigger bottle. 1.3849 0.03388 291 193 84 14
255 So this must be that Big Brother you keep talking about, George! 1.3849 0.03847 291 207 56 28
256 If you think this is a weird view try going down a few floors. 1.3849 0.03785 291 205 60 26
257 I don't know why you can't just keep your existential dread inside like the rest of us. 1.3849 0.03592 291 199 72 20
258 For Heaven's sake Myrtle, tell him the Macy's parade is on Central Park West. 1.3846 0.03927 286 205 52 29
259 I suppose you don't need an introduction. 1.3841 0.03674 289 200 67 22
260 So are you identical or fraternal? I always mix them up. 1.3841 0.03608 289 198 71 20
261 It's part of Macy's CRISPR DNA line. 1.3841 0.03707 289 201 65 23
262 Kafka’s punishment for public selfies. 1.3833 0.03658 287 198 68 21
263 Best 'First Date' gift EVER, right? 1.3833 0.03691 287 199 66 22
264 I won the Macy's Thanksgiving Day parade float raffle. 1.3833 0.03691 287 199 66 22
265 Look honey, it's that nice man who works at the nuclear plant. 1.3831 0.03909 261 182 58 21
266 Now THAT'S branding. 1.3828 0.03463 290 195 79 16
267 What do you think of the new facial recognition technology? 1.3825 0.03573 285 194 73 18
268 What's in this wine? 1.3825 0.03607 285 195 71 19
269 Your dad's here. 1.3814 0.04110 236 165 52 19
270 Oh that reminds me, the cloning company called and said there was a slight problem. 1.3803 0.03579 284 194 72 18
271 That has to be the ugliest Macy’s balloon ever, right Stan? 1.3786 0.03716 280 195 64 21
272 Come quick honey, look in this window. There is a tiny little me, and a wee little you. 1.3782 0.03935 275 197 52 26
273 Just how much Macy's stock did you buy? 1.3778 0.03663 270 185 68 17
274 Ha! Look at this one! These parade giant balloons look more ridiculous every year, don’t you think so Harold? 1.3778 0.03663 270 185 68 17
275 He says he's looking for one pill that makes him small. 1.3778 0.04104 225 156 53 16
276 You’re in the parade? 1.3777 0.03555 278 189 73 16
277 Drinking only makes your worst problems bigger. 1.3777 0.03802 278 196 59 23
278 Apparently Big Brother IS watching... 1.3768 0.03821 276 195 58 23
279 Looks like your idiot brother's relapsed on helium again. 1.3764 0.03835 271 191 58 22
280 You ARE always outside looking in! 1.3759 0.03698 266 183 66 17
281 I told you that I grabbed the aspirin from Billy's room. Why do you ask? 1.3759 0.03805 274 193 59 22
282 Don't make this about you. 1.3755 0.03744 269 187 63 19
283 I don't know about you but this martini is making me see things way out of proportion. 1.3755 0.03854 269 190 57 22
284 Congratulations, you made it into the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade! 1.3755 0.03800 269 191 56 22
285 What do you mean, your father 'looms over' your life? 1.3750 0.03823 272 192 58 22
286 Really Steve, the Macy’s parade? Why can’t you have a midlife crisis like other men? 1.3750 0.03752 272 190 62 20
287 These parade floats get creepier every year. 1.3745 0.03649 267 183 68 16
288 Fine, Bill, on your tombstone I'll make sure to write you were larger than life. 1.3745 0.03687 267 184 66 17
289 I’m just saying...there are better ways to get your face out there. 1.3745 0.03649 267 183 68 16
290 They put you behind Snoopy. 1.3745 0.03610 267 182 70 15
291 Hunny, who did you say you sold your stem cells to again? 1.3745 0.03725 267 185 64 18
292 Do we have any large wine glasses? 1.3745 0.03174 267 184 71 12
293 Happy Thanksgiving, honey — just don't look at the Macy's bill this month. 1.3736 0.03743 265 184 63 18
294 But you're right next to SpongeBob SquarePants! 1.3736 0.03705 265 183 65 17
295 When you said the cloning experiment was a big failure, what exactly did you mean? 1.3736 0.03587 265 180 71 14
296 That's big of you. 1.3736 0.03856 265 187 57 21
297 I thought you said you were going to keep a low profile until the hearings are over? 1.3736 0.03743 265 184 63 18
298 He just needs a place to stay until the parade. 1.3731 0.03676 268 185 66 17
299 Well, will you just look at you! 1.3731 0.03897 268 191 54 23
300 It's not Big Brother. It's just your big brother. 1.3731 0.03751 268 187 62 19
301 Ronald... I guess I should tell you I’ve been seeing someone. 1.3731 0.03714 268 186 64 18
302 No, I see it too. 1.3731 0.03358 268 177 82 9
303 I'll call Macy's, you find a pin. 1.3731 0.03861 268 190 56 22
304 You know how you’ve always dreamt of being in the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade, sweetheart? Surprise! 1.3726 0.03913 263 187 54 22
305 I’ve got to stop drinking. 1.3726 0.03644 263 180 68 15
306 Hun, did you invite your ego over for a drink without telling me? 1.3726 0.03913 263 187 54 22
307 ...and he’s naked! 1.3726 0.03913 263 187 54 22
308 You inflate everything out of proportion. 1.3722 0.03693 266 184 65 17
309 Wow, not only does that balloon look just like you, but it’s also full of hot air! 1.3716 0.03857 261 184 57 20
310 Well, you know what they say . . . Wherever you go, there you are. 1.3716 0.03701 261 180 65 16
311 So, has the acid kicked in yet? 1.3716 0.03895 261 185 55 21
312 I'm not sure I should have given you two of those blue pills for Thanksgiving, honey... 1.3716 0.03933 261 186 53 22
313 I entered you in the Macy's Thanksgiving Day parade. 1.3716 0.03741 261 181 63 17
314 He'd like to borrow a cup of thyroid medicine. 1.3716 0.03895 261 185 55 21
315 And you thought the wine had a 'big nose'! 1.3716 0.03857 261 184 57 20
316 No, I don’t think your nose is too big. Why do you ask? 1.3712 0.03750 264 184 62 18
317 Why didn't you mention you had a big brother?" 1.3712 0.03672 264 182 66 16
318 Do you remember that contest we entered at Macy's? 1.3712 0.03633 264 181 68 15
319 You’ve gone viral. 1.3707 0.03658 259 185 55 19
320 Dad, there’s someone I want you to meet. 1.3705 0.03882 251 176 57 18
321 You and your inflated ego... 1.3702 0.03690 262 181 65 16
322 See, I told you I knew someone at Macy's. 1.3702 0.03709 262 184 60 18
323 So one little oopsie in the lab. Stop catastrophizing, Jimmy. 1.3696 0.03857 257 181 57 19
324 George, what did your analyst say about projecting? 1.3692 0.03626 260 178 68 14
325 Hammacher Schlemmer. It keeps the pigeons away. 1.3692 0.03787 260 182 60 18
326 Finally a Macy's float I can relate to. 1.3690 0.03744 252 174 63 15
327 It's a reminder to quit while you're a head. 1.3686 0.03956 255 182 52 21
328 You're a balloon! I didn't know you were that important. 1.3676 0.03937 253 180 53 20
329 Maybe now you'll trim your nose hair. 1.3676 0.03897 253 179 55 19
330 Hark! Your pate through yonder window breaks. 1.3676 0.03815 253 177 59 17
331 I preferred the old days, when the Russians used technology to spy on us. 1.3672 0.03784 256 179 60 17
332 it's the neighbor from across the way. He just has the telescope turned the wrong way 1.3672 0.03864 256 181 56 19
333 Now that you mention it, I do see the resemblance. 1.3672 0.03784 256 179 60 17
334 See you are full of hot air! 1.3665 0.03835 251 176 58 17
335 Just wait honey, my mother is next. 1.3665 0.03876 251 177 56 18
336 I expected Big Brother to be a bit more subtle. 1.3665 0.03751 251 174 62 15
337 I should have warned you. I come from a big family. 1.3661 0.03636 254 174 67 13
338 I told you we should have waited for FDA approval. 1.3661 0.03678 254 175 65 14
339 Here's looking at you . . . looking at him, looking at you. 1.3655 0.03769 249 173 61 15
340 You know all those nude photos I took of you? Surprise! 1.3655 0.03854 249 175 57 17
341 Well then, let me float this one by you. 1.3651 0.03739 252 175 62 15
342 I think it’s time for the parade to update their balloons. Charlie Brown has not aged well. 1.3648 0.03686 244 167 65 12
343 I guess your mother really is in charge of the balloons for the parade this year. 1.3644 0.03701 247 170 64 13
344 No, I don't think you're a narcissist. 1.3644 0.03788 247 172 60 15
345 Artificial intelligence update, big brother really is watching. 1.3644 0.03788 247 172 60 15
346 Look, Harold - it's a float of a neglectful husband whose total lack of communication has led to a breakdown in marital intimacy. 1.3644 0.03832 247 173 58 16
347 Don't despair - everyone knows the helium adds ten years and ten pounds. 1.3640 0.03925 250 178 53 19
348 Makeup mirrors don't lie. You should trim your nose hair. 1.3640 0.03965 250 179 51 20
349 Remember you wanted to be in the Macy's parade when you were a kid? Surprise! 1.3633 0.03808 245 171 59 15
350 I hope he's wearing pants. 1.3621 0.03691 243 167 64 12
351 You have a rather inflated opinion of yourself! 1.3621 0.03598 243 165 68 10
352 I know I’ve seen that face somewhere before. 1.3621 0.03915 243 172 54 17
353 The therapist said we need to work on perspective. 1.3621 0.03598 243 165 68 10
354 Aw, c’mon, I thought you’d like it! 1.3621 0.03782 243 169 60 14
355 '"After all these years, the parade balloons start to look so familiar!" 1.3621 0.03871 243 171 56 16
356 If you didn't want to be a parade balloon, why didn't you say so? 1.3618 0.03966 246 176 51 19
357 Oh, I forget to mention, you're big brother called. He's in town and going to stop by. 1.3618 0.04049 246 178 47 21
358 Do you ever feel as though you're on the outside of your own life...looking in? 1.3613 0.03741 238 164 62 12
359 Remember how I told you my ex was one of the giants of Wall Street? 1.3610 0.03802 241 168 59 14
360 Separated at birth, huh? Where’d he grow up...Three Mile Island? 1.3598 0.03912 239 169 54 16
361 For Christmas, I decided to inflate your ego! 1.3598 0.03821 239 167 58 14
362 Call me a traditionalist, but I prefer Snoopy and SpongeBob 1.3598 0.03867 239 168 56 15
363 Are you fraternal or identical? 1.3598 0.03775 239 166 60 13
364 It's Daddy again. He wants to know when we're getting married. 1.3598 0.03957 239 170 52 17
365 When did you grow a mustache? 1.3598 0.03957 239 170 52 17
366 Does size matter? 1.3598 0.03867 239 168 56 15
367 You wouldn't want to live on the fifth floor. 1.3598 0.03912 239 169 54 16
368 It's your balloon entry in the Parade of Narcissists. 1.3598 0.03821 239 167 58 14
369 It's full of hot air just like you. 1.3595 0.03766 242 171 56 15
370 So it's not the Macy's refund you wanted, but isn't this better? 1.3595 0.04009 242 174 49 19
371 Well, if you don't like this funhouse mirror I put in the dining room, perhaps you'll appreciate the one I hung over our bed. 1.3595 0.04051 242 175 47 20
372 It’s from Macy’s. 1.3595 0.03697 242 167 63 12
373 I am getting you a nosehair clipper for Christmas this year. 1.3595 0.03834 242 170 57 15
374 Look dear, it's your ego. 1.3586 0.03841 237 166 57 14
375 That is not what I meant by self-reflection. 1.3586 0.03794 237 170 51 16
376 Macy's targeted advertising has gotten really impressive this year! 1.3586 0.03933 237 168 53 16
377 Look Honey, I entered you into the Macy's Thanksgiving Parade! 1.3586 0.04154 237 173 43 21
378 It looks nothing like you. Don’t get a big head. 1.3583 0.03987 240 172 50 18
379 This is not what I expected the Surveillance State to look like . 1.3574 0.04134 235 171 44 20
380 I told you you have an inflated ego. 1.3574 0.03766 235 163 60 12
381 I feel sorry for anyone living on the fourth floor. 1.3574 0.03954 235 167 52 16
382 I think it's starting to kick in, dear, are you feeling anything, yet? 1.3574 0.03814 235 164 58 13
383 This Macy's Day Parade float sure is ugly - what were they thinking? 1.3574 0.03861 235 165 56 14
384 You are so over-inflated! 1.3574 0.03814 235 164 58 13
385 I’ll check downstairs if it’s accurately deflated. 1.3574 0.04000 235 168 50 17
386 It's about time Macy's Parade honored the common man. 1.3571 0.03781 238 166 59 13
387 Honestly! Sometimes I think that your ego could fill an entire room! 1.3562 0.03929 233 165 53 15
388 I just love the Macy's Accountant Day Parade! 1.3562 0.04022 233 167 49 17
389 He says he's you cousin from Chernobyl 1.3562 0.03881 233 164 55 14
390 Did you sponsor a float in this year’s parade? 1.3559 0.03940 236 168 52 16
391 Between a forty-something accountant and a giant radioactive lizard monster, which would you rather have terrorizing the city?" 1.3553 0.04034 228 163 49 16
392 Which one of you is the clone? 1.3550 0.03997 231 165 50 16
393 I’m sorry about your brother’s pituitary condition, but he has to use the front door like everybody else. 1.3550 0.04044 231 166 48 17
394 I see you found my make-up mirror. 1.3550 0.04044 231 166 48 17
395 Should I flash you? 1.3550 0.03243 231 163 59 9
396 You should see your face! 1.3550 0.03704 231 159 62 10
397 So when did you plan on introducing me to your id? 1.3550 0.03902 231 163 54 14
398 You said it yourself - that I "deserved a better you". 1.3550 0.03853 231 162 56 13
399 Darling, I think your ego just got blown up. 1.3550 0.03902 231 163 54 14
400 Look honey! The midlife crisis balloon is passing by! 1.3545 0.03981 220 155 52 13
401 Honey, it’s the Average White Man float! 1.3537 0.03824 229 160 57 12
402 A toast! Here's looking at you! 1.3537 0.03923 229 162 53 14
403 You want to to live in Manhattan, - you're going to have some privacy issues.. 1.3537 0.03671 229 157 63 9
404 And the view has the skyline and hairline. 1.3537 0.03971 229 163 51 15
405 I think the absinthe is kicking in. 1.3537 0.04019 229 164 49 16
406 At first Sharon's balloon hobby seemed charming. But lately, Peter wasn't so sure. 1.3537 0.03923 229 162 53 14
407 It’s the Macy’s Day Parade, Mr. Macy. 1.3537 0.03774 229 159 59 11
408 I think you are overblown. 1.3537 0.03824 229 160 57 12
409 You weren't kidding when you said you were in the Macy's Day parade! 1.3537 0.03923 229 162 53 14
410 Wow honey, if that's not the ugliest float ever. Anyways what did you bring me out here to see? 1.3537 0.03923 229 162 53 14
411 This is your first Macy’s parade on acid, amiright? 1.3537 0.03971 229 163 51 15
412 You didn't tell me you were inviting your ego to dinner. 1.3537 0.04019 229 164 49 16
413 Dad’s here. 1.3537 0.04067 229 165 47 17
414 Whenever you drink you start projecting. 1.3527 0.04128 224 162 45 17
415 This explains why your Macy's card is maxed out. 1.3524 0.03844 227 159 56 12
416 Remember when I told you I'm seeing someone on the side? Well... 1.3524 0.04042 227 163 48 16
417 Oh, big surprise - another narcissist who's full of hot air. 1.3524 0.04137 227 165 44 18
418 Harold, what on earth did you do to get into the Macy's parade? 1.3524 0.03993 227 162 50 15
419 He said he is lost, and he is looking for the Thanksgiving parade 1.3524 0.03944 227 161 52 14
420 I'm sorry, Fred, but if you look over the ledge, you'll see why I'm leaving you between the fifth and seventh floors. 1.3524 0.04184 227 166 42 19
421 And you still claim you are not full of hot air? 1.3524 0.03689 227 156 62 9
422 Honey, it’s nice but I would have preferred if Mr. Macy just gave you a raise. 1.3514 0.03684 222 152 62 8
423 How do you like the new version of Windows? 1.3509 0.04027 228 164 48 16
424 Happy Thanksgiving and congratulations on being voted Macy's Employee of the Year! 1.3498 0.04137 223 162 44 17
425 Hey Bob, have you ever had an out of body experience? 1.3498 0.03937 223 158 52 13
426 Funny, I always thought "big brother" was more of a metaphor. 1.3498 0.04038 223 160 48 15
427 Harold intended to impress Janet with his Thanksgiving balloon, but now he is having second thoughts. 1.3498 0.04038 223 160 48 15
428 Who knew it was your big brother who was watching? 1.3498 0.03988 223 159 50 14
429 It's a merlot, Harold. Any side effects from drinking wine with your new medication? 1.3495 0.04265 206 149 42 15
430 When you said nosey neighbor, you weren’t kidding!” 1.3484 0.03853 221 155 55 11
431 I heard this wine has a giant following. 1.3484 0.04061 221 159 47 15
432 Excellent aroma, body, with a hint of peach, lemon and LSD. 1.3476 0.04096 210 150 47 13
433 No one likes the look of their own float! 1.3474 0.04001 213 151 50 12
434 I always said you were full of hot air! 1.3470 0.03764 219 152 58 9
435 Everyone says go big or go home. I went big and stayed home. 1.3470 0.04235 219 161 40 18
436 Don't mind him, he just likes to watch. 1.3470 0.03873 219 154 54 11
437 Did you check your permissions on the Macy's app? 1.3468 0.04194 222 163 41 18
438 No, he’s wearing pants. 1.3468 0.03731 222 154 59 9
439 What in hell did you put in this drink? 1.3458 0.04040 214 153 48 13
440 It took a full blown Macy's float for you to realize you look like Hitler? I've been telling you to shave that thing for years 1.3458 0.04148 214 155 44 15
441 Harold! You never told me you were going to be in the Thanksgiving Parade! 1.3458 0.03874 214 150 54 10
442 Sweetheart! You’re in the Macy’s Day Parade! 1.3456 0.04002 217 155 49 13
443 I told you not to piss off that balloon maker. 1.3456 0.03949 217 154 51 12
444 Look, honey, it’s your Uncle Gulliver! 1.3443 0.04008 212 151 49 12
445 I am experiencing an unusual interaction with my medication. 1.3443 0.04172 212 154 43 15
446 If you don’t mind, I’m going down to the Cohan’s in 3C for a quick look-see. 1.3443 0.04428 183 132 39 12
447 Drinking only makes your problems larger. 1.3440 0.03934 218 155 51 12
448 Honey, the apartment inspector has a few questions for you. 1.3433 0.04092 201 143 47 11
449 He says Rudy sent him and he's looking for dirt. 1.3429 0.04197 210 153 42 15
450 When you said you would be at the parade, I had no idea! 1.3429 0.03916 210 148 52 10
451 The Macy’s Thanksgiving parade folks wanted an OK Boomer model so I volunteered you. 1.3413 0.03878 208 146 53 9
452 I don’t see it Karen, he looks nothing like me. 1.3412 0.04126 211 153 44 14
453 Your inflated ego is in the parade! 1.3399 0.04177 203 147 43 13
454 Before you refill that glass, I think you should take a good long look at yourself. 1.3398 0.04248 206 151 40 15
455 If it’s not the Thanksgiving Day Parade, we’re in big trouble! 1.3398 0.04078 206 148 46 12
456 Meet my new lover Sydney, he's 200 times the man you ever were Harold 1.3383 0.04261 201 147 40 14
457 Wow, the parade is so personalized this year! 1.3383 0.04021 201 143 48 10
458 Oh look! Macy's took your suggestion! 1.3383 0.03895 201 141 52 8
459 When you said you were going to be be a float this Thanksgiving, I thought you just meant drunk! 1.3383 0.04021 201 143 48 10
460 Yes, but it does keep the pigeons away. 1.3382 0.03921 204 144 51 9
461 This explains your inflated sense of self. 1.3366 0.03942 202 143 50 9
462 NOW tell me you can't see all those blocked pores 1.3366 0.04185 202 147 42 13
463 Is that really what my mustache looks like? 1.3366 0.04243 202 148 40 14
464 You have to take a selfie with it. 1.3366 0.04313 205 152 37 16
465 Do you ever get the feeling you're on the outside looking in? 1.3366 0.04143 205 149 43 13
466 That's the last time I stay up late watching a "Twilite Zone" marathon. 1.3366 0.04026 205 147 47 11
467 It's our neighbor from downstairs; do we need anything from Costco? 1.3366 0.04313 205 152 37 16
468 So how did Macy's take your "debunking Santa" column? 1.3366 0.04085 205 148 45 12
469 We really need some window curtains. 1.3366 0.04143 205 149 43 13
470 I'm so proud. You left your ego outside. 1.3366 0.03905 205 145 51 9
471 So, does becoming Macys' employee of the month come with any benefits? 1.3350 0.03901 200 141 51 8
472 I know it doesn't show your chin. You don't have a chin. 1.3350 0.04150 200 145 43 12
473 Yes I know John, but I promise size doesn’t really matter to me! 1.3350 0.04089 200 144 45 11
474 So this stuff supposedly expands the mind? I don't see it 1.3350 0.04328 200 148 37 15
475 Look honey, the Hair Club For Men float. 1.3350 0.04150 200 145 43 12
476 Wow, that Macy's Rewards Program is really something! 1.3350 0.04089 200 144 45 11
477 Um....remember that clinical trial your dad was on? 1.3350 0.04089 200 144 45 11
478 I didn’t know your brother was in town. 1.3350 0.04089 200 144 45 11
479 Can’t your brother just text like everyone else? 1.3350 0.03901 200 141 51 8
480 I've never been with someone who had their own parade balloon before. 1.3350 0.04150 200 145 43 12
481 You're right, he does have your eyes. 1.3350 0.04049 203 146 46 11
482 I knew it! You are somebody. 1.3350 0.03927 203 144 50 9
483 Oh my gosh, they’re actually nose hairs. 1.3350 0.04226 203 149 40 14
484 It’s not me, it’s you. 1.3350 0.04226 203 149 40 14
485 I love absinthe! 1.3350 0.04109 203 147 44 12
486 I told Harvey to give us a heads up when he’s on his way over. 1.3350 0.04049 203 146 46 11
487 You have an inflated ego. 1.3350 0.03988 203 145 48 10
488 Here's looking at you! 1.3350 0.04068 206 149 45 12
489 "Come on, dear. It's the holidays, he's family, and he can't find a hotel room. 1.3350 0.04183 206 151 41 14
490 If we were just one floor higher, this would be a total non-issue. 1.3333 0.04113 198 143 44 11
491 Five words I never thought I’d say: that is big of you. 1.3333 0.04252 201 148 39 14
492 No one can say success hasn't gone to your head. 1.3333 0.04072 201 145 45 11
493 So I guess something did come out of that Macy’s casting call. 1.3333 0.04042 201 147 42 12
494 Henry, did you remember to send your father a birthday card ? 1.3333 0.04193 201 147 41 13
495 Dude, I'm starting to feel it. Has it hit you, yet? 1.3333 0.04310 201 149 37 15
496 ...I can’t wait to check out the anatomical correctness. 1.3333 0.04193 201 147 41 13
497 I have this strange feeling we're being watched. 1.3333 0.03754 201 140 55 6
498 Fred the Flasher again. Glad we moved up from the 12th floor. 1.3333 0.04367 201 150 35 16
499 I heard your cloning experiment ran into a few glitches... 1.3333 0.03948 201 143 49 9
500 Is this another one of your big headed ideas? 1.3333 0.03948 201 143 49 9
501 Objects in the mirror may appear larger than they are. 1.3333 0.04133 201 146 43 12
502 How's the mescal? 1.3333 0.03948 201 143 49 9
503 We'll never get that nose print cleaned. 1.3333 0.04193 201 147 41 13
504 Are you okay Fred? You look like you've seen a ghost. 1.3333 0.04133 201 146 43 12
505 You can never be the bigger man, can you Larry!? 1.3316 0.03914 193 136 50 7
506 You may not find it flattering, but at least it's not wearing a diaper 1.3316 0.04370 193 143 36 14
507 Big Brother really is watching 1.3316 0.04116 193 139 44 10
508 Okay. Size does matter. 1.3299 0.04163 194 141 42 11
509 It's the Macy's voyeur float. 1.3299 0.04098 194 140 44 10
510 This is my ex, but don't worry. Size doesn't matter. 1.3299 0.04289 194 143 38 13
511 I just realized: you’re not really a handsome man. 1.3299 0.04472 194 146 32 16
512 I told you not to book our vacation with Gullivers Travels! 1.3299 0.04351 194 144 36 14
513 You sly dog; you didn't tell me you were in the parade! 1.3299 0.03829 194 136 52 6
514 This takes “peeping tom” to a whole new level. 1.3299 0.04098 194 140 44 10
515 Oh get over yourself, Frank— that New Yorker balloon does NOT look just like you. 1.3299 0.03966 194 138 48 8
516 For my birthday I had this anatomically correct balloon of you made. It's exactly like you but 20 times bigger... Oh, and I want a divorce. 1.3299 0.04289 194 143 38 13
517 Unfortunately they don't make sufficiently large pants. 1.3299 0.04098 194 140 44 10
518 I told you absinthe would make viewing the Thanksgiving Day Parade less boring 1.3299 0.04289 194 143 38 13
519 You must love the view. 1.3282 0.04081 195 141 44 10
520 I don't think he knows we can see him. 1.3282 0.04145 195 142 42 11
521 Still don’t believe you’re a giant windbag? 1.3282 0.04271 195 144 38 13
522 So you blew your salary on a Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade vanity balloon? 1.3282 0.04208 195 143 40 12
523 Oh, so sweet! Your big brother is watching you! 1.3282 0.04208 195 143 40 12
524 My mother always said that you'd never be a balloon in the Thanksgiving Day Parade. You showed her! 1.3282 0.04271 195 144 38 13
525 Oh, Don, size isn't everything! 1.3282 0.04208 195 143 40 12
526 Why didn't you tell me you were in this year's Macy's Parade? 1.3282 0.04145 195 142 42 11
527 Has this worked on other dating apps? 1.3282 0.04208 195 143 40 12
528 You, know, you're right. I do see the resemblance. 1.3281 0.04188 192 140 41 11
529 Here's looking at you George 1.3281 0.04123 192 139 43 10
530 It’s still less inflated than your ego. 1.3281 0.04188 192 140 41 11
531 This is a huge people watching spot. 1.3281 0.04188 192 140 41 11
532 Larry's therapist said his projecting had escalated, but he hadn't expected this. 1.3281 0.04022 192 140 42 10
533 Oh, look! Another one of your big ideas, coming back to bite you! 1.3281 0.04188 192 140 41 11
534 Macy's got my letter! 1.3281 0.03919 192 136 49 7
535 Wow! Winning the caption contest really did make you famous! 1.3281 0.04253 192 141 39 12
536 The Least-Liked People Parade is starting! 1.3281 0.04188 192 140 41 11
537 That's awfully big of you. 1.3281 0.04056 192 138 45 9
538 You said in couples therapy that you wanted to feel more seen. 1.3281 0.04253 192 141 39 12
539 Or maybe we are just very small? 1.3281 0.04123 192 139 43 10
540 Do these pants make my butt look big? 1.3281 0.04317 192 142 37 13
541 I’ll see if my big sister can join us. 1.3281 0.04123 192 139 43 10
542 I call this painting 'Thanksgiving Day Parade'. 1.3280 0.04364 189 140 36 13
543 Don't act surprised. You've always had an inflated view of yourself. 1.3264 0.04234 193 142 39 12
544 Say hello to your ego. 1.3264 0.04297 193 143 37 13
545 You're a twin? How fun! Identical? 1.3264 0.04297 193 143 37 13
546 I thought you looked familiar 1.3263 0.04011 190 136 46 8
547 It’s your ego again, Norman, begging to be deflated! 1.3263 0.04011 190 136 46 8
548 Wow! They were right-Big Brother really is watching! 1.3263 0.04471 190 143 32 15
549 Can you ask him to take out the garbage? 1.3263 0.04344 190 141 36 13
550 The only difference is that he’s tied down. 1.3263 0.04280 190 140 38 12
551 Is it just me or did the Thanksgiving parade go over the top on targeted advertising? 1.3263 0.04147 190 138 42 10
552 Is there a Men’s Big and Tall shop nearby? 1.3263 0.04280 190 140 38 12
553 Your ride is here! 1.3263 0.04214 190 139 40 11
554 "I really miss the Garfield balloon." 1.3263 0.04147 190 138 42 10
555 What's wrong? Personalized Thanksgiving Day balloons are the hottest gift this year! 1.3263 0.04214 190 139 40 11
556 How Gulliver do you think I am? 1.3263 0.04214 190 139 40 11
557 He says that's his table reservation. 1.3263 0.04344 190 141 36 13
558 They must of run out of Trump balloons! 1.3263 0.04471 190 143 32 15
559 Even your Thanksgiving Day Parade balloon is a narcissist! 1.3263 0.04280 190 140 38 12
560 This your first time in Texas? 1.3263 0.04080 190 137 44 9
561 You replaced Underdog! 1.3263 0.04214 190 139 40 11
562 You ate the worm? 1.3262 0.04052 187 134 45 8
563 Why didn't you believe me when I said we live in a dollhouse 1.3262 0.04052 187 134 45 8
564 Can’t wait to meet your identical twin. How do people tell you apart? 1.3252 0.04253 163 116 41 6
565 You think he’s compensating for something? 1.3246 0.03993 191 137 46 8
566 Look Hon, you're right between Snoopy and Santa. 1.3246 0.04195 191 140 40 11
567 You really have an inflated view of yourself. 1.3245 0.04437 188 141 33 14
568 Macy’s called. Your identity has been blown up. 1.3245 0.04307 188 139 37 12
569 Just this morning I was talking with my shrink about your ego and she said, 'there's no way that Henry's ego can be as big as you keep saying it is'. 1.3245 0.04173 188 137 41 10
570 No, you don’t look fat! 1.3245 0.04372 188 140 35 13
571 When you said Big Brother is Watching, I didn't realize you meant your big brother! 1.3245 0.04104 188 136 43 9
572 I think these Macy Day parades are getting out of hand. 1.3245 0.04034 188 135 45 8
573 I'm a fan of the Thanksgiving Day Parade and all, but theses targeted ads are getting a little out of hand." 1.3245 0.04501 188 142 31 15
574 Does the Parade feel more Orwellian to you? 1.3245 0.04372 188 140 35 13
575 So what did you end up doing with the inheritance money you got from your late uncle? 1.3245 0.04173 188 137 41 10
576 Oh Tom, for once in your life just be the bigger man. 1.3245 0.04240 188 138 39 11
577 Surprise! Your balloon is ready in time for the parade! 1.3245 0.04173 188 137 41 10
578 I hope you don't mind. I invited your overinflated ego to join us. 1.3245 0.04104 188 136 43 9
579 I'm sorry dear, but size matters 1.3245 0.04240 188 138 39 11
580 This is your conscience, George. 1.3245 0.04173 188 137 41 10
581 He's everything you are-- and more. 1.3245 0.04034 188 135 45 8
582 Your brother said he might drop in for a drink. 1.3245 0.04034 188 135 45 8
583 It is not always about you 1.3245 0.04104 188 138 40 10
584 I told you not to plant those seeds." 1.3245 0.04372 188 140 35 13
585 Oh great. It’s your brother-in-law sticking his big nose into our business. 1.3245 0.04307 188 139 37 12
586 I think we might be experiencing tiny apartment syndrome. 1.3245 0.03963 188 134 47 7
587 Wow, it's so lifelike! They even got your ear hair!" 1.3245 0.04307 188 139 37 12
588 You can't just leave it tied to the building 'til next Thanksgiving. 1.3245 0.04372 188 140 35 13
589 I always thought you had an inflated opinion of yourself! 1.3245 0.04240 188 138 39 11
590 Come look the Accountants Day Parade is outside." 1.3245 0.04437 188 141 33 14
591 With each passing year, the Thankgiving Parade balloons are becoming more life-like. 1.3243 0.04147 185 134 42 9
592 Oh, wow! The Macy's people even got your dead, fish-eyed vacant stare into oblivion down pat. 1.3243 0.04421 185 138 34 13
593 This is really good wine! 1.3243 0.03929 185 131 48 6
594 Maybe it is time to control your ego... 1.3243 0.04076 185 133 44 8
595 I thought a personalized entry in this years Macys Parade was such a cool idea 1.3243 0.04076 185 133 44 8
596 This way we don't have to put in all those little hidden cameras. 1.3243 0.04076 185 133 44 8
597 You’re right, once you get past the nose, this wine isn’t bad. 1.3243 0.04147 185 134 42 9
598 I guess size DOES matter. 1.3243 0.04217 185 135 40 10
599 He's more man than you will ever be. 1.3243 0.04217 185 135 40 10
600 For the man who has everything - your own Thanksgiving float. 1.3243 0.04076 185 133 44 8
601 The Macy’s Thanksgiving day parade just gets creepier every year. 1.3237 0.04813 139 101 31 7
602 Sure, I knew big brother was watching. I just don't know why. 1.3228 0.04154 189 138 41 10
603 Oh! Look Adolf. You're the Hobby Lobby float in the Macy's Christmas Parade. 1.3226 0.04401 186 139 34 13
604 Don't be silly. It's a compliment, like that "Baby Trump" balloon. 1.3226 0.04057 186 134 44 8
605 I'm fine as long as it doesn't start talking. 1.3207 0.04153 184 134 41 9
606 He's losing air AND hair! 1.3207 0.04081 184 133 43 8
607 Don't worry, it's a one-way mirror. He can't see you. 1.3204 0.04270 181 133 38 10
608 Oh that reminds me we owe on our Macy's credit card. 1.3204 0.04124 181 131 42 8
609 Wally, come over here and take a selfie. 1.3187 0.04031 182 131 44 7
610 He says his name is Gulliver, not Tom. 1.3187 0.04251 182 134 38 10
611 He says you're the evil twin. 1.3187 0.04179 182 133 40 9
612 Oh, there’s no reason to worry. You’re twice the man my ex-husband is. 1.3184 0.04370 179 133 35 11
613 Harry, this isn't exactly what I had in mind when I suggested you unleash the monster. 1.3184 0.03995 179 128 45 6
614 Your alter ego, I Presume? 1.3184 0.04370 179 133 35 11
615 How sweet. Big Brother is watching you. 1.3184 0.04224 179 131 39 9
616 Isn’t it amazing how lifelike the parade floats are this year? 1.3184 0.03995 179 128 45 6
617 How much have you spent at Macy's? 1.3184 0.04298 179 132 37 10
618 Don't worry - He's farther away than he appears. 1.3184 0.04073 179 129 43 7
619 It's your ego again. 1.3184 0.04149 179 130 41 8
620 Objects really are closer than they appear! 1.3184 0.04298 179 132 37 10
621 Who did you bribe at Macy’s? 1.3184 0.03916 179 127 47 5
622 How much THC did you say was in this wine? 1.3184 0.04370 179 133 35 11
623 But if you didn't have a Thanksgiving Day parade balloon made of yourself, then who did? 1.3184 0.03995 179 128 45 6
624 You are much shorter in real life. 1.3184 0.04298 179 132 37 10
625 You weren’t kidding when you said your twin brother has an inflated view of himself! 1.3184 0.04298 179 132 37 10
626 Don't you just love absinthe? 1.3184 0.04370 179 133 35 11
627 So that's what you meant when you said your twin brother never fit in! 1.3184 0.04298 179 132 37 10
628 Wow! This is good stuff! 1.3169 0.03937 183 131 46 6
629 You’re right — the parade has gotten too close to home. 1.3167 0.03977 180 129 45 6
630 Amazing likeness, but did you have to pose for the Macy's parade balloon in the nude? 1.3167 0.04420 180 135 33 12
631 Macy's floats are getting creepier and creepier. 1.3167 0.04420 180 135 33 12
632 I could have sworn that we each took one pill that makes you larger, not the one pill that makes you small. 1.3167 0.04054 180 130 43 7
633 You’re always exaggerating. 1.3167 0.03977 180 129 45 6
634 The real estate agent said we'll get used to it eventually" 1.3167 0.04054 180 130 43 7
635 A bit disconcerting of course, but it was worse when he lived upstairs. 1.3167 0.04054 180 130 43 7
636 Your therapist is right. You really ARE projecting! 1.3164 0.04174 177 129 40 8
637 I’m sorry honey, he’s just everything I love about you but taller 1.3164 0.04251 177 130 38 9
638 You blow everything up!! 1.3164 0.04325 177 131 36 10
639 They've got you between Kermit and Woody the Woodpecker! 1.3164 0.04174 177 129 40 8
640 He’s bigger everywhere. Let’s keep him. 1.3164 0.04174 177 129 40 8
641 You were right, there is another man in my life. There's just more of him to love. 1.3164 0.04325 177 131 36 10
642 Must you always exaggerate when you’ve been drinking? 1.3164 0.04097 177 128 42 7
643 And here you are again with your head in the clouds while I'm speaking. 1.3164 0.04174 177 129 40 8
644 Oh I guess Big Brother really IS watching! 1.3164 0.04097 177 128 42 7
645 You didn't tell me your big brother was in town. 1.3164 0.04174 177 129 40 8
646 You're in the Macy's Parade? 1.3164 0.04325 177 131 36 10
647 I really wish I had an ice pick. 1.3164 0.04174 177 129 40 8
648 That's one hell of a nanny cam. 1.3164 0.03937 177 126 46 5
649 Told you'd love this year's parade! 1.3164 0.03937 177 126 46 5
650 I think the guy one floor down has been snorting helium again. 1.3164 0.04471 177 133 32 12
651 It's only Orwell my Big Brother. 1.3164 0.04399 177 132 34 11
652 '"You're the one that wanted the real big screen TV." 1.3164 0.04174 177 129 40 8
653 And all I had to do was just add water! 1.3164 0.04097 177 128 42 7
654 Your own Macy’s balloon ? Pretty impressive for first date! 1.3164 0.04399 177 132 34 11
655 Please, one more hint, Nathan...I know I’ve seen that face before. 1.3164 0.04251 177 130 38 9
656 Your doppelganger is here. 1.3164 0.04174 177 129 40 8
657 Your doppelgänger certainly has an inflated sense of self 1.3164 0.04174 177 129 40 8
658 You told me that you gave up on your human cloning experiments because there were “glitches.” This goes well beyond that, Doug! 1.3164 0.04136 177 131 37 9
659 Alfred! The Macy's Thanksgiving Parade has a balloon of YOU! I thought you said the money was to buy an Ambassadorship? 1.3164 0.04471 177 133 32 12
660 Wow, this view just makes you forget all about yourself, doesn’t it? 1.3164 0.04471 177 133 32 12
661 Look, it's the new Thanksgiving Day balloon-- "Captain Midlife Disappointment!" 1.3164 0.04471 177 133 32 12
662 Identical twin? Oh, I can tell you apart! 1.3164 0.04174 177 129 40 8
663 The resemblance is uncanny. 1.3164 0.04251 177 130 38 9
664 Remember when you wished you could be in the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade? 1.3164 0.04097 177 128 42 7
665 I get the Trump Baby Blimp, but you haven't earned our mockery and distain. 1.3161 0.04298 174 128 37 9
666 We thought that you would enjoy seeing yourself the way your employees do. 1.3161 0.04060 174 125 43 6
667 I told you your delusions of grandeur would come back to haunt you. 1.3158 0.04426 171 127 34 10
668 Is the wine making you lightheaded? 1.3143 0.04121 175 127 41 7
669 And you said becoming C.E.O. of Macy's was no big deal! 1.3133 0.04345 166 122 36 8
670 Wow! They even got that funny spot I keep telling you to see the dermatologist about! 1.3121 0.04382 173 129 34 10
671 You're about to propose to me on live TV aren't you? 1.3121 0.04382 173 129 34 10
672 Is this about my inflated ego? 1.3121 0.04382 173 129 34 10
673 What did you do, Ray?!” 1.3121 0.04305 173 128 36 9
674 Seriously, Fred? You wiped out our Macy's Rewards for this?! 1.3121 0.04382 173 129 34 10
675 But Honey, imitation is the sincerest form of flattery. 1.3121 0.04305 173 128 36 9
676 Is this the guy you call big brother? 1.3121 0.04146 173 126 40 7
677 No, I'm sure there must be some differences. Let's just wait and see after he's fully inflated. 1.3121 0.04305 173 128 36 9
678 I wouldn't give him anything to drink. He's already too high. 1.3121 0.04382 173 129 34 10
679 Your new numbers show you’re popular in Ohio and California, but you’re REALLY BIG in New York! 1.3121 0.04305 173 128 36 9
680 I didn't, put anything in the wine, why would you think that? 1.3121 0.04226 173 127 38 8
681 Greg what's going on; I've told you over and over, size really doesn't matter. 1.3121 0.04458 173 130 32 11
682 Look, honey, your giant ego wants a glass, too! 1.3121 0.04064 173 125 42 6
683 What face? 1.3121 0.04458 173 130 32 11
684 You didn't think it was worth mentioning that you're the new Macy's balloon? 1.3121 0.04607 173 132 28 13
685 If you don't like the way it looks, trim your nose hair. I paint what I see. 1.3121 0.04226 173 127 38 8
686 How many glasses of wine did I have? 1.3121 0.04226 173 127 38 8
687 It's just part of the charm of living in Lilliputian Towers. 1.3121 0.04458 173 130 32 11
688 Don’t worry dear, you’re much better looking in person. 1.3118 0.04192 170 124 39 7
689 Let's not jump to conclusions before getting a DNA test 1.3118 0.04192 170 124 39 7
690 This is the smallest one they had. 1.3118 0.04512 170 128 31 11
691 I always knew you had a huge alter ego. 1.3118 0.04588 170 129 29 12
692 Have another drink and tell me what you see next. 1.3118 0.04274 170 125 37 8
693 You didn't tell me you were in the Macy's Parade!! 1.3118 0.04434 170 127 33 10
694 Whoah... Didn't think the Big Brother thing was quite this literal 1.3118 0.04192 170 124 39 7
695 The delivery guy couldn't fit it in the lobby so we tied it up outside. 1.3107 0.04312 177 132 35 10
696 Once again...you have a couple of drinks and out comes your over-inflated ego! 1.3103 0.04206 174 128 38 8
697 Sara told me you had an inflated ego but I had to come and see for myself. 1.3099 0.04253 171 126 37 8
698 You didn’t tell me you are in the Thanksgiving Day Parade. 1.3099 0.04171 171 125 39 7
699 Don't be silly. Every time you drink, you get an overblown sense of self. 1.3099 0.04411 171 128 33 10
700 No, that's filled with helium, you're filled with hot air. 1.3099 0.04411 171 128 33 10
701 I miss the Snoopy balloon. 1.3099 0.04253 171 126 37 8
702 Honey I know you think I’m paranoid, but Big Brother IS watching us! 1.3099 0.04489 171 129 31 11
703 I didn't realize you were THAT into the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade. 1.3099 0.04333 171 127 35 9
704 Now THIS is an existential crisis! 1.3099 0.04171 171 125 39 7
705 Horace, what a lovely surprise! Why didn't you tell me you'd been chosen as a Thanksgiving Day Parade balloon? 1.3099 0.04489 171 129 31 11
706 Babe! You're in the Macy's parade. 1.3099 0.04333 171 127 35 9
707 I don't get it! You always wanted to be in the Macy's Parade. 1.3099 0.04333 171 127 35 9
708 Guilty conscience, dear? 1.3099 0.04713 171 132 25 14
709 Look Frank, it’s the Franksgiving Day Parade! 1.3099 0.04088 171 124 41 6
710 Not bad for a Chardonnay, right? 1.3099 0.04171 171 125 39 7
711 I don’t understand it either. Could it be because you bought two suits from them this year? 1.3099 0.04489 171 129 31 11
712 Now you know how I feel when you stare at me in the shower. 1.3095 0.04383 168 125 34 9
713 Well-well-well, look who's here. 1.3095 0.03956 168 120 44 4
714 I can tell from the look on your face ...the wine is corked, isn't it? 1.3095 0.04621 168 128 28 12
715 That's the exact look you had when I proposed. Happy Anniversary, honey. 1.3095 0.04301 168 124 36 8
716 I told you mustaches are back 1.3095 0.04301 168 124 36 8
717 I think your big brother is here 1.3095 0.04383 168 125 34 9
718 My god, Macey's picked some ugly balloons this year. 1.3095 0.04383 168 125 34 9
719 Did you get employee of the month again? 1.3095 0.04045 168 121 42 5
720 You really are big in New York. 1.3095 0.04301 168 124 36 8
721 It was my Uncle Leo’s last request when he retired from Macy’s last year. 1.3095 0.04301 168 124 36 8
722 You’ve been using my Macy’s card again. 1.3095 0.04132 168 122 40 6
723 Call Dr. Freud. Your alter ego is back. 1.3095 0.04301 168 124 36 8
724 When I told you check your ego at the door, I really did think the eighth floor was high enough. 1.3095 0.04301 168 124 36 8
725 Come on honey, drink up, the baby Trump balloon always follows the old Hitler and Mussolini ballons 1.3095 0.04621 168 128 28 12
726 Don't worry; he's just a big windbag. 1.3095 0.04383 168 125 34 9
727 Geez Harold, don't be rude... get him a glass! 1.3095 0.04301 168 124 36 8
728 Telling him we weren’t going to be here wasn’t such a good idea. 1.3095 0.04383 168 125 34 9
729 You really can get anything on the internet! 1.3095 0.04383 168 125 34 9
730 See? Macy's does love you. 1.3095 0.04383 168 125 34 9
731 How much Macy’s stock did you buy? 1.3095 0.04301 168 124 36 8
732 Well, you are Macy's best customer after all. 1.3095 0.04621 168 128 28 12
733 Guess what I got you for Thanksgiving!! 1.3095 0.04464 168 126 32 10
734 They really captured your eyes. 1.3095 0.04301 168 124 36 8
735 Big Brother is watching. Literally. 1.3095 0.04132 168 122 40 6
736 Wasn’t your therapist saying something about your superego? 1.3095 0.04045 168 121 42 5
737 It says here, Objects in Mirror are closer than they appear. 1.3081 0.04311 172 128 35 9
738 Your ego's back again. 1.3081 0.04068 172 125 41 6
739 You paid how much for this?! 1.3077 0.04280 169 125 36 8
740 You should be proud, Murray. Not even Beyoncé got a float that big. 1.3072 0.04413 166 124 33 9
741 It's Peeping Kong! 1.3072 0.04575 166 126 29 11
742 Creepy? He looks just like you. 1.3072 0.03885 166 118 45 3
743 By the way, how did that twins experiment go? 1.3067 0.04550 163 123 30 10
744 You always said you wanted to be in a parade. 1.3054 0.04307 167 124 35 8
745 I think Macy's got your nose just right. 1.3054 0.04136 167 122 39 6
746 Yes, the mirror does make your face look fat. 1.3054 0.04390 167 125 33 9
747 Hey, your Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade balloon doesn't have any eyebrows either. 1.3054 0.04390 167 125 33 9
748 Honey, you made the Macy's Thanksgiving Parade! 1.3054 0.04307 167 124 35 8
749 Oh look, here comes your ego, again. 1.3054 0.04222 167 123 37 7
750 Oh George - it was always about finding a bigger, better you. 1.3054 0.04390 167 125 33 9
751 Alcohol stunts your growth. Look at your brother: never a drop in his life. 1.3054 0.04471 167 126 31 10
752 You really are a big man around town. 1.3054 0.04136 167 122 39 6
753 Don't argue! Give him the bottle. 1.3054 0.04390 167 125 33 9
754 I feel like you're growing as a person. 1.3054 0.04390 167 125 33 9
755 I want more out of life, and Harry IS more. 1.3054 0.04307 167 124 35 8
756 Why, yes, I do see a small resemblance there! 1.3054 0.04390 167 125 33 9
757 So it’s true, James- your twin is taller than you! 1.3054 0.04471 167 126 31 10
758 Did you invite Bob? … I thought we were going to keep it small. 1.3054 0.04551 167 127 29 11
759 Go ahead, introduce me to your ego. 1.3054 0.04630 167 128 27 12
760 Wow, I didn't know you were "Macys" famous! 1.3054 0.04471 167 126 31 10
761 You did say that you had a big brother. 1.3054 0.04471 167 126 31 10
762 How tall did you say your brother is? 1.3054 0.04307 167 124 35 8
763 You didn't tell me you were the little brother. 1.3054 0.04222 167 123 37 7
764 Surprise Honey!! I won Macy’s: “Your Loved One Can be our Newest Parade Balloon” Sweepstakes!! 1.3049 0.04357 164 122 34 8
765 Macy's really personalized the parade balloons this year. 1.3049 0.04442 164 123 32 9
766 Hey look it’s an even bigger loser 1.3036 0.04448 168 127 31 10
767 It was 50% off at Macy´s 1.3032 0.04611 155 117 29 9
768 It's filled with your own hot air.” 1.3030 0.04335 165 123 34 8
769 It's just the IRS float. The Thanksgiving Day parade people have a weird sense of humour. 1.3028 0.04895 142 108 25 9
770 I thought your strategic planner said "go big OR go home", not both. 1.3025 0.04208 162 119 37 6
771 Happy Thanksgiving, honey. I got you a balloon. 1.3025 0.04298 162 120 35 7
772 Winston, your big brother is eavesdropping on us, again! 1.3025 0.04473 162 122 31 9
773 Is it more helium, or are you looking younger? 1.3025 0.04298 162 120 35 7
774 Peeping Tom is back! 1.3025 0.04116 162 118 39 5
775 How's the absinthe? 1.3025 0.04298 162 120 35 7
776 Oh how cute. He thinks the building is his girlfriend. 1.3025 0.04386 162 121 33 8
777 Well, this is a different kind of "mid-life crisis" than I expected. 1.3025 0.04641 162 124 27 11
778 I told you not to get the magnifying window 1.3025 0.04298 162 120 35 7
779 Bring out the clippers 1.3025 0.04298 162 120 35 7
780 I know Tom's your big brother, but his peeping has got to stop. 1.3025 0.04208 162 119 37 6
781 They told me your clone was scalable, and I went a little crazy. 1.3025 0.04386 162 121 33 8
782 Harry, how many times do I have to tell you your problem is you think of your father as bigger than life? 1.3019 0.04349 159 118 34 7
783 It might be the wine, but these parade floats are hauntingly familiar this year 1.3019 0.04256 159 117 36 6
784 You know you've made it when you're in the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade! 1.3019 0.04349 159 118 34 7
785 I told you someone with a mustache was stalking me. 1.3013 0.04585 156 118 29 9
786 This may be the vodka talking but congratulations George! Your wish to someday be in the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade has finally come true. 1.3013 0.04209 156 114 37 5
787 Why do you say I exaggerate your flaws? 1.3012 0.04396 166 125 32 9
788 Relax, it’s all in your head. 1.3006 0.04186 163 120 37 6
789 Don’t look so surprised. I told you my ex was a big man around town. 1.3006 0.04533 163 124 29 10
790 ... and the helium is guaranteed to last for up to three weeks after your birthday party. 1.3006 0.04533 163 124 29 10
791 The parade floats are so lifelike this year. 1.3000 0.04326 160 119 34 7
792 That’s not what I said. I said I LIKE your big brother; I just can’t stand how he watches us. 1.3000 0.04675 160 123 26 11
793 Macy’s opened up its parade to accountants. 1.2994 0.04377 157 117 33 7
794 To avoid going bankrupt, Macy’s was auctioning off Thanksgiving balloons. Happy birthday! 1.2981 0.04392 161 121 32 8
795 It's Bobzilla. 1.2981 0.04392 161 121 32 8
796 So Clark, tell me about this cloning experiment that went wrong somehow. 1.2981 0.04479 161 122 30 9
797 How do you like the peyote wine? 1.2981 0.04479 161 122 30 9
798 Oh look! It's the nosehair of Christmases past! 1.2981 0.04732 161 125 24 12
799 Jacqueline, I'm guessing you didn't end the affair and cut down the beanstalk. 1.2981 0.04650 161 124 26 11
800 Omigod! It's Bob-zilla 1.2981 0.04565 161 123 28 10
801 Your brother only comes around when he wants something. 1.2981 0.04303 161 120 34 7
802 Tell him to keep his big nose out of our business. 1.2981 0.04303 161 120 34 7
803 Look, it's the existentialist parade! 1.2981 0.04023 161 117 40 4
804 Don't be so paranoid. We have nothing to hide. 1.2981 0.04479 161 122 30 9
805 Oh honey, let's keep him. Just look at those eyes! 1.2981 0.04565 161 123 28 10
806 It's OK...this year's Macy's Thanksgiving Parade theme is "Privacy" 1.2975 0.04354 158 118 33 7
807 They told us when we rented that the view could leave something to be desired. 1.2975 0.04623 158 121 27 10
808 Watch what you say- Big Brother is watching you. 1.2975 0.04354 158 118 33 7
809 He is bigger than you in more ways than one. 1.2975 0.04354 158 118 33 7
810 Go ask Alice what she put in these drinks. 1.2975 0.04164 158 116 37 5
811 Oh, look, Norman, it's your inflated ego. 1.2975 0.04260 158 117 35 6
812 So that's why we got a check from Macy's! 1.2975 0.04260 158 117 35 6
813 Take cover before he sneezes! 1.2975 0.04445 158 119 31 8
814 So you now are a sponsor of the Thanksgiving Day parade? 1.2975 0.04260 158 117 35 6
815 I just think you would benefit from therapy. When was the last time you took a long, hard look at yourself? 1.2975 0.04354 158 118 33 7
816 Do you know someone at Macy's? 1.2975 0.04535 158 120 29 9
817 My ex follows me everywhere 1.2975 0.04260 158 117 35 6
818 The balloons seem to lack that special something this year. 1.2975 0.04260 158 117 35 6
819 And how long will your big brother be staying with us? 1.2975 0.04794 158 123 23 12
820 I guess that's what happens when Thanksgiving falls on your birthday. 1.2975 0.04445 158 119 31 8
821 Thanksgiving day blimps are getting so life like. 1.2975 0.04445 158 119 31 8
822 You're projecting again. 1.2975 0.04445 158 119 31 8
823 Most people would be honored if Macy's made a balloon in their likeness. 1.2975 0.04164 158 116 37 5
824 yep, it’s my bigger than life third husband. just say hi. 1.2975 0.04066 158 115 39 4
825 That’s just your inflated ego talking. 1.2975 0.04164 158 116 37 5
826 I invited your ego for a drink too. 1.2975 0.04164 158 116 37 5
827 Do you know what a doppelgänger is, sweetie? 1.2975 0.04164 158 116 37 5
828 Oh my God! It's my Husband! 1.2975 0.04535 158 120 29 9
829 Images in the mirror appear closer than they are. 1.2975 0.04354 158 118 33 7
830 Honestly Dale, I'm not trying to be mean, but he does kind of look like you. 1.2975 0.04164 158 116 37 5
831 Wow, even the Peeping Toms are bigger in Texas! 1.2975 0.04354 158 118 33 7
832 He looks just like you, only bigger" 1.2975 0.04445 158 119 31 8
833 You always loved the parade. So I made it happen. 1.2968 0.04212 155 114 36 5
834 Didn't you lose your driver's license at Macy's? 1.2968 0.03902 155 111 42 2
835 Macy's really misses you. 1.2968 0.04683 155 119 26 10
836 Oh, what I wouldn't give to be sharing this bottle of wine with Sigmund Freud right now. 1.2968 0.04501 155 117 30 8
837 You have a really inflated sense of self! 1.2968 0.04406 155 116 32 7
838 The New Yorker was sponsoring a balloon and you won the Caption Contest! 1.2968 0.04683 155 119 26 10
839 Harvey, was that hostile takeover of Macy's just to get this balloon in the parade? 1.2968 0.04212 155 114 36 5
840 You’re smaller than the man I fell in love with 1.2968 0.04406 155 116 32 7
841 LOOK HONEY A NEW BALLOON 1.2968 0.04310 155 115 34 6
842 This year's Thanksgiving Day Parade is honoring accountants. 1.2968 0.04310 155 115 34 6
843 No, Paul, the Thanksgiving Parade is in two weeks. Why? 1.2968 0.04406 155 116 32 7
844 and you're no Snoopy! 1.2968 0.04772 155 120 24 11
845 Roger, when you said your big brother was coming to town I assumed you meant he was your OLDER brother. 1.2968 0.04310 155 115 34 6
846 As parade floats go, he's accurate down to the nose hairs! 1.2968 0.04683 155 119 26 10
847 We can use him in our anti-GMO ad campaign. 1.2968 0.04406 155 116 32 7
848 Honey, your balloon hobby is getting a little out of hand. 1.2956 0.04768 159 124 23 12
849 Those Macy’s Thanksgiving parade floats get more realistic every year. 1.2956 0.04330 159 119 33 7
850 I’m gonna leave with him. Size does matter! 1.2956 0.04330 159 119 33 7
851 Snoopy’s still my favorite. 1.2956 0.04330 159 119 33 7
852 Walter always was the bigger man. 1.2956 0.04421 159 120 31 8
853 So this is how you see yourself? 1.2956 0.04045 159 116 39 4
854 His voice is very low, but I think he says his name is Gulliver. 1.2949 0.04287 156 116 34 6
855 I thought we were trying to keep a low profile, Fred. What did you do NOW? 1.2949 0.04567 156 119 28 9
856 when you said you had a giant twin I didn’t think you were serious 1.2949 0.04567 156 119 28 9
857 Honey, I warned you about using Groupon for cloning. 1.2949 0.04089 156 114 38 4
858 Yes, most of the parade balloons are famous cartoon characters, but it's not, like, a law. 1.2949 0.03882 156 112 42 2
859 You have to admit it grows on you. 1.2941 0.04238 153 113 35 5
860 Now do you believe me when I say a monster comes out of you when you drink too much? 1.2922 0.04411 154 116 31 7
861 I've decided that size really does matter. 1.2922 0.04214 154 114 35 5
862 My sister took it with her new cellphone; isn't it great? 1.2922 0.04214 154 114 35 5
863 Not an earthquake… it is your creepy, gargantuan, identical twin, making love to the fourth-floor corridor, again. 1.2922 0.04869 154 121 21 12
864 I told you they would get your hair wrong. 1.2903 0.04191 155 115 35 5
865 You didn’t tell me you had a big brother! 1.2895 0.04441 152 115 30 7
866 You never told me you have a big brother. 1.2895 0.04726 152 118 24 10
867 Look, it matches your ego! 1.2895 0.04240 152 113 34 5
868 You were right. Your brother is full of hot air. 1.2895 0.04441 152 115 30 7
869 Objects in mirror are closer than they appear. 1.2895 0.04342 152 114 32 6
870 They must have moved the parade route this year, Harry. 1.2895 0.04441 152 115 30 7
871 I ordered it from Amazon while you were getting the wine opened. 1.2895 0.04441 152 115 30 7
872 'Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they aren't after you.' 1.2895 0.04726 152 118 24 10
873 How thoughtful of my ex to check up on us! 1.2895 0.04136 152 112 36 4
874 You remember Ted, don't you? 1.2895 0.04538 152 116 28 8
875 Wow! You're higher than Snoopy! 1.2895 0.04633 152 117 26 9
876 I guess you’re right, you do look very similar to my ex. 1.2895 0.04342 152 114 32 6
877 Don't worry - he's just as afraid of you as you are of him. 1.2895 0.04633 152 117 26 9
878 You didn't tell me you'd be in the parade! I'd have gone to see you blown up! 1.2895 0.04538 152 116 28 8
879 Here’s to looking at you kid. 1.2895 0.04136 152 112 36 4
880 He said, ‘Fee-fi-fo-fum’ and asked if you were English. 1.2895 0.04538 152 116 28 8
881 I specifically told you not to get the CBD wine 1.2895 0.04538 152 116 28 8
882 Your problems are bigger than you think. 1.2895 0.04342 152 114 32 6
883 Of course I'm over him. Why do you ask? 1.2895 0.03920 152 110 40 2
884 See. I told you drinking gives you a big head. 1.2895 0.04136 152 112 36 4
885 He has your nose. 1.2895 0.04136 152 112 36 4
886 I love you, honey, but size really does matter. 1.2895 0.04342 152 114 32 6
887 You didn’t tell me you modeled for a Macy’s balloon! 1.2895 0.04240 152 113 34 5
888 So, where do you see yourself, like five, ten years from now? 1.2895 0.04240 152 113 34 5
889 BIG brother really is watching you! 1.2895 0.04342 152 114 32 6
890 My shrink was right.....’no matter how much I’m loved, I’ll always see myself as an outsider’ 1.2895 0.04441 152 115 30 7
891 You didn't make it clear when you said we'd be living with the big wigs. 1.2895 0.04240 152 113 34 5
892 Hey Bob, looks like your ego wants to stop by. 1.2895 0.04441 152 115 30 7
893 Do you really believe that Big Brother is watching us? 1.2895 0.04538 152 116 28 8
894 Peek-a-you! 1.2895 0.04538 152 116 28 8
895 I think you won the 'Macy's Pick Our New Balloon Contest'! 1.2895 0.04633 152 117 26 9
896 Is that really how you see yourself . . . ? 1.2895 0.04342 152 114 32 6
897 The face is so familiar--wait, don't tell me! 1.2895 0.04136 152 112 36 4
898 I can see you now." 1.2895 0.04342 152 114 32 6
899 Oh look Frank...You're on the Hologram Cam! 1.2895 0.04136 152 112 36 4
900 Look, they made a Macy's balloon of a mediocre husband. 1.2895 0.04441 152 115 30 7
901 Herb, just because President Trump has an inflatable doesn't mean you need one too! 1.2895 0.04342 152 114 32 6
902 I think he's got your eyes. 1.2895 0.04136 152 112 36 4
903 Since you always wanna make everything such a big deal! 1.2895 0.04538 152 116 28 8
904 Why didn't you tell me that you are the CEO of Macy's! 1.2895 0.04538 152 116 28 8
905 How are your new contact lenses working out? 1.2895 0.04726 152 118 24 10
906 No, not Trump Baby. Guess again. 1.2895 0.04441 152 115 30 7
907 Oh come on, it's nothing I haven't seen before. 1.2886 0.04395 149 112 31 6
908 Just blink and end the game already! 1.2877 0.04342 146 109 32 5
909 It looks like I have a big decision to make! 1.2877 0.04555 146 111 28 7
910 Whoa. I guess now I know why they said I shouldn't drink on this new medication. 1.2877 0.04450 146 110 30 6
911 Look, Big Brother looks just like you. 1.2876 0.04216 153 114 34 5
912 When did they make a Macy's ballon for Mr. Whipple? 1.2876 0.04317 153 115 32 6
913 Congratulations. Superego vanquished Superman.” 1.2876 0.04878 153 121 20 12
914 Do we have a bigger glass? 1.2876 0.04699 153 119 24 10
915 If it bothers you that much we could always get curtains. 1.2867 0.04051 150 110 37 3
916 It's called the "Insecurity Cam". Don't you love it! 1.2867 0.04266 150 112 33 5
917 I told you the rent on this dollhouse was ridiculously low for a reason. 1.2867 0.04266 150 112 33 5
918 Of course he has a body, honey! A flying head would be a crazy gift! 1.2867 0.04667 150 116 25 9
919 It worked! 1.2857 0.04630 147 113 26 8
920 Your huge ego is back. 1.2857 0.04630 147 113 26 8
921 Here's looking at you, Sid! 1.2857 0.04424 147 111 30 6
922 Should we close the blinds or should we offer him a drink? 1.2857 0.04335 140 104 32 4
923 Look, Gerald. They replaced the turkey with a real one. 1.2857 0.04424 147 111 30 6
924 So this is what you meant by the room with a view. 1.2857 0.04424 147 111 30 6
925 I’ll be darn, it’s your inflated ego. 1.2857 0.04528 147 112 28 7
926 What’s your connection to the Macy’s Day Parade? 1.2857 0.04424 147 111 30 6
927 Don't you think you're getting things a bit out of proportion? 1.2857 0.04317 147 110 32 5
928 I always thought Roger was a big windbag and there's your proof. 1.2857 0.04729 147 114 24 9
929 NOW, you have my attention. 1.2857 0.04096 147 108 36 3
930 Be nice to your twin; he's self-conscious about his hormone problem 1.2857 0.04528 147 112 28 7
931 I agree. It is a bit self indulgent 1.2857 0.04317 147 110 32 5
932 I just noticed you shave your eyebrows! 1.2857 0.04424 147 111 30 6
933 Remember that guy you pissed off last week who was a balloon maker for the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade, ... 1.2857 0.04528 147 112 28 7
934 I just realize that he blinks whenever you do. 1.2857 0.04424 147 111 30 6
935 Objects appear larger than they really are. 1.2857 0.04528 147 112 28 7
936 I didn't invite your ego to dinner too! 1.2857 0.04317 147 110 32 5
937 It was only at that very moment when Kurt' realized his Macy's Day Float Nightmare was coming true 1.2857 0.04424 147 111 30 6
938 Yes, your brother is bigger. But size doesn't matter. 1.2857 0.04424 147 111 30 6
939 Quick, what’s his name again? 1.2857 0.03980 147 107 38 2
940 This tiny house thing has gone too far! 1.2857 0.04424 147 111 30 6
941 Awww... you got me something overinflated and full of gas to remember you by? 1.2857 0.04630 147 113 26 8
942 Oh, actually, I had this way before I met you. 1.2857 0.04424 147 111 30 6
943 I think he sees a little him in you. 1.2857 0.04317 147 110 32 5
944 When you said big heads run in your family, I thought you were joking. 1.2857 0.03980 147 107 38 2
945 Do you still think size doesn’t matter? 1.2857 0.04424 147 111 30 6
946 You weren't kidding. Macys really did choose you. 1.2857 0.04317 147 110 32 5
947 See what too much testosterone does! 1.2857 0.04317 147 110 32 5
948 This portrait speaks to your outsized mediocrity, don't you agree? 1.2857 0.04528 147 112 28 7
949 The last thing you see before you die is you. 1.2857 0.04424 147 111 30 6
950 I always knew you were meant for bigger things. 1.2857 0.04317 147 110 32 5
951 Did you invite your parents for Thanksgiving? 1.2857 0.04424 147 111 30 6
952 It's the Macy's parade theme: The Year of the Nebbish! 1.2857 0.04729 147 114 24 9
953 I see him too. I guess the absinth is finally kicking in. 1.2857 0.04096 147 108 36 3
954 I told my folks you were sure to blow up someday! 1.2857 0.04208 147 109 34 4
955 Herb, you really DO have inflated sense of yourself. 1.2857 0.04630 147 113 26 8
956 Whoa, they put you between the Pillsbury Dough Boy and Pikachu balloons... That's huge! 1.2857 0.04424 147 111 30 6
957 I was just at Macy’s and they didn’t say a word about it. 1.2857 0.04208 147 109 34 4
958 Surprise! I licensed your likeness rights to Macy's! 1.2857 0.04630 147 113 26 8
959 Oh, Harold, your mojo is back! 1.2857 0.04528 147 112 28 7
960 The Thanksgiving Parade floats get stranger each year. 1.2857 0.04528 147 112 28 7
961 Your gas problem just grew exponentially. 1.2857 0.04424 147 111 30 6
962 But I thought you'd LOVE this mural! What's the problem? 1.2857 0.04424 147 111 30 6
963 Wait ‘til you see his squeegee! 1.2857 0.04528 147 112 28 7
964 Objects appear larger after three drinks. 1.2857 0.04729 147 114 24 9
965 You should have paid to get rid of the popups. 1.2857 0.04208 147 109 34 4
966 Surprise! Happy Macy's Parade, Larry! 1.2857 0.04208 147 109 34 4
967 Look! Your ego came to visit us again! 1.2857 0.04630 147 113 26 8
968 Georgie your big brother is here! 1.2857 0.04528 147 112 28 7
969 Funny how everyone downstairs said you looked familiar. 1.2848 0.04445 151 115 29 7
970 You sure it’s infused? I’m not feeling anything. 1.2848 0.04242 151 113 33 5
971 Neat, right? Wait till you see the balloon of your Aunt Gladys! 1.2848 0.04345 151 114 31 6
972 Oy vey Peter... really? 1.2848 0.04543 151 116 27 8
973 You win! He blinked first. 1.2848 0.04543 151 116 27 8
974 You're right. I could be a bigger man. 1.2848 0.04543 151 116 27 8
975 I’m just thankful we don’t live on the sixth floor. 1.2848 0.04242 151 113 33 5
976 Claims his name is Gulliver; don’t you just love it! 1.2848 0.04640 151 117 25 9
977 Looks like those HGH shots are finally kicking in for your twin brother. 1.2848 0.04445 151 115 29 7
978 Yikes, Ralph! Your alter ego is kind of overwhelming. 1.2848 0.04242 151 113 33 5
979 He wants to know if we're Trump supporters. 1.2848 0.04640 151 117 25 9
980 Really! You couldn't wait two weeks for the big parade? 1.2848 0.04136 151 112 35 4
981 It's uncanny. You're both filled with hot air. 1.2848 0.04345 151 114 31 6
982 Stanley, you have such an inflated view of yourself. 1.2848 0.04445 151 115 29 7
983 A Macy's parade balloon!? You didn't tell me you were a celebrity! 1.2848 0.04136 151 112 35 4
984 Look! A peeping Tom balloon! 1.2848 0.04345 151 114 31 6
985 Doppelgänger, more like a triple-ganger! 1.2848 0.04242 151 113 33 5
986 I'm just glad we live on the top floor; They don't make pants that big. 1.2848 0.04445 151 115 29 7
987 He's looking for "Little Me." Is that you? 1.2848 0.04345 151 114 31 6
988 Your big brother wants to talk to you. 1.2848 0.04543 151 116 27 8
989 It's your inflated ego. 1.2848 0.04640 151 117 25 9
990 these peeping toms are so annoying; we're going to have to move up 10 floors 1.2848 0.04242 151 113 33 5
991 Wow, the Macy’s Day parade is really going for the mid-life crisis look this year. 1.2847 0.04370 144 108 31 5
992 Honey, you really should’ve opted for store credit. You’re already on thin ice with the parade float committee. 1.2847 0.04370 144 108 31 5
993 Your twin brother is a lot taller than I remember. 1.2847 0.04142 144 106 35 3
994 Will your ego be joining us or just making things uncomfortable? 1.2847 0.04258 144 107 33 4
995 The Macy Day Parade wouldn't be the same without you! 1.2847 0.04587 144 110 27 7
996 It's King Clone. 1.2847 0.04587 144 110 27 7
997 Reports claim he’s terrorizing the city with subpar wine recommendations. 1.2847 0.04480 144 109 29 6
998 He says he's your brother from a bigger mother. 1.2847 0.04370 144 108 31 5
999 For the last time, Facebook does not sell your personal information. 1.2847 0.04480 144 109 29 6
1000 It’s really a small world we live in. Don’t you agree? 1.2847 0.04587 144 110 27 7
1001 Is this a trial balloon or are you seriously campaigning for president of the homeowners association.? 1.2847 0.04480 144 109 29 6
1002 I told you not to tell him where we going. 1.2847 0.04587 144 110 27 7
1003 That reminds me. You should think about getting a toupee. 1.2847 0.04370 144 108 31 5
1004 Meet my Ex. 1.2847 0.04480 144 109 29 6
1005 What did you expect, with a humongous mirror and a bottle that says 'Drink me'? 1.2847 0.04480 144 109 29 6
1006 He should really see an endocrinologist. 1.2847 0.04370 144 108 31 5
1007 The parade is so much more fun when the wine is spiked with a hallucinogen, don't you think? 1.2847 0.04023 144 105 37 2
1008 First, we need to cut the nose hairs. 1.2847 0.04258 144 107 33 4
1009 Maybe this is the version of you that can satisfy me. 1.2847 0.04480 144 109 29 6
1010 We can enjoy our drinks right here - please don't mind my magnifying mirror. 1.2847 0.04370 144 108 31 5
1011 Told you,,,twelfth floor or higher. 1.2847 0.04480 144 109 29 6
1012 I still say you’re full of more hot air. 1.2847 0.04258 144 107 33 4
1013 This isn’t what I meant by, “size matters”... 1.2847 0.04023 144 105 37 2
1014 I guess you really are an airhead. 1.2847 0.04587 144 110 27 7
1015 Even Macy’s is trying to prove you’re an airhead. 1.2847 0.04587 144 110 27 7
1016 I told you we should gotten a place on a higher floor! 1.2847 0.04370 144 108 31 5
1017 These prescription windows are so cool. 1.2847 0.04692 144 111 25 8
1018 Yes, I know I agreed to a mirror behind the bar, but I didn’t agree to a magnifying mirror. 1.2847 0.04480 144 109 29 6
1019 The Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade will never be the same... 1.2847 0.04894 144 113 21 10
1020 Seriously, this is your idea of a birthday gift? 1.2847 0.04692 144 111 25 8
1021 Well, Snoopy sprang a leak, so I lent them that balloon I made for your car dealership. 1.2847 0.04794 144 112 23 9
1022 I told you Macy’s Platinum card had it’s rewards 1.2847 0.04587 144 110 27 7
1023 You know you've finally made it to full capitalist pig status when the protesters mock you with a helium filled balloon. 1.2847 0.04480 144 109 29 6
1024 I'm sorry, John. He's a bigger man than you are. 1.2847 0.04794 144 112 23 9
1025 The balloons are a little creepy this year, don't you think? 1.2847 0.04370 144 108 31 5
1026 You may be marketing yourself a little too hard. 1.2847 0.04142 144 106 35 3
1027 Your own parade balloon, Eric ... are you happy now? 1.2847 0.04794 144 112 23 9
1028 Your brother is one hundred times the man you are. 1.2847 0.04370 144 108 31 5
1029 Looks like Macy’s not only used your data but also your likeness for this year’s Thanksgiving parade. 1.2847 0.04370 144 108 31 5
1030 We paid our taxes, right? 1.2847 0.04258 144 107 33 4
1031 Now do you believe me? 1.2847 0.04142 144 111 27 6
1032 Remember the jockstrap on the sixth floor? 1.2847 0.04258 144 107 33 4
1033 Surely You Don't Have That "Big Brother Is Watching You" Thing Again. 1.2847 0.04258 144 107 33 4
1034 I can't believe this place comes with a self-observation deck! 1.2847 0.04258 144 107 33 4
1035 Frank, guess what, the Nieman Marcus catalogue now sells custom Thanksgiving Day Parade balloons and I ordered one of you! 1.2847 0.04587 144 110 27 7
1036 You won the Thanksgiving parade lottery. 1.2847 0.04142 144 106 35 3
1037 Watching you watching us 1.2847 0.04370 144 108 31 5
1038 Happy Thanksgiving, Nathan. It took me 19 years to save enough to have the balloon created and to get Macy's to agree to include you in the parade. Isn't this better than a stripper dressed like a turkey? 1.2847 0.04480 144 109 29 6
1039 Gary, come see. This float looks just like Hitler. 1.2847 0.04894 144 113 21 10
1040 Wow, and I thought the wine only went to my head! 1.2847 0.04692 144 111 25 8
1041 The Grinch balloon exploded and they needed a substitute. 1.2847 0.04370 144 108 31 5
1042 Finally, a job suited to your inflated ego. Thank you, Macy's! 1.2847 0.04258 144 107 33 4
1043 It's my Ex. 1.2847 0.04587 144 110 27 7
1044 Surprise, honey - you're going to be in the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade! 1.2847 0.04692 144 111 25 8
1045 Your big brother is here for the Thanksgiving Day parade. 1.2847 0.04480 144 109 29 6
1046 It's better to be full of wine than full of hot air! 1.2837 0.04190 141 104 34 3
1047 For once I wish you'd just look at yourself in the mirror. 1.2828 0.04453 145 110 29 6
1048 It's the tallest float....AND you're naked! 1.2828 0.04663 145 112 25 8
1049 Are you sure we've never met? I feel like I've seen your face before... 1.2828 0.04000 145 106 37 2
1050 Don't want to pop your balloon or anything, Harold, but as the kids would say, it's low key hella creepy. 1.2828 0.04663 145 112 25 8
1051 Ah, I see you’ve met my brother! 1.2817 0.04283 142 106 32 4
1052 I know that I have seen that face somewhere before. I just can not place it. 1.2817 0.04398 142 107 30 5
1053 Surveillance? Here? I doubt it. 1.2817 0.04398 142 107 30 5
1054 Happy Thanksgiving, Dear. I bought you a float. 1.2817 0.04510 142 108 28 6
1055 See! I told you the downstairs apartment was bigger! 1.2817 0.04398 142 107 30 5
1056 See! Even more proof of your inflated view of yourself. 1.2817 0.04398 142 107 30 5
1057 It's not really an optical illusion, it just looks like one. 1.2808 0.04208 146 109 33 4
1058 Now do you see why you need nose hair trimmer? 1.2808 0.04208 146 109 33 4
1059 Tell me you're not related to Big Brother. 1.2806 0.04336 139 104 31 4
1060 Don't just sit there. Stand up for yourself. 1.2797 0.04483 143 109 28 6
1061 The label says more than one drink daily may cause a big head.'" 1.2797 0.04483 143 109 28 6
1062 Darling, your inner critic appears to have escaped again. 1.2797 0.04372 143 108 30 5
1063 Stanley, I'm just gonna say it: You have an inflated view of yourself. 1.2797 0.04372 143 108 30 5
1064 OK. Now you are just projecting! 1.2797 0.04258 143 107 32 4
1065 Oh come on, honey, why the tall face? 1.2797 0.04258 143 107 32 4
1066 Looks like another creepy balloon parade. 1.2797 0.04483 143 109 28 6
1067 Your "id" doesn't intimidate me. I'm not opening another bottle! 1.2797 0.04372 143 108 30 5
1068 I just feel like you're always staring at me. 1.2797 0.04140 143 106 34 3
1069 I’m liking the Macy’s floats more every year. 1.2797 0.03895 143 104 38 1
1070 Nothing like a glass of Chardonnay with a few drops of LSD. 1.2794 0.04861 136 106 22 8
1071 It's not you. It's Photoshop.” 1.2794 0.04264 136 101 32 3
1072 Shut the f-ing Door, you really are in the Macy's Parade 1.2786 0.04427 140 106 29 5
1073 Oh look sweetheart. The accountant balloon in the Macy's Day parade . 1.2786 0.04762 140 109 23 8
1074 About this Big Brother you mentioned... 1.2786 0.04309 140 105 31 4
1075 You really are able to get outside yourself. 1.2786 0.04309 140 105 31 4
1076 Now will you agree that this is the perfect apartment for viewing the parade? 1.2786 0.04541 140 107 27 6
1077 Remember the old days, when they only wanted to know what we were watching on tv? 1.2786 0.04309 140 105 31 4
1078 your doppelgänger seems to have more hot air then even you do. 1.2786 0.04309 140 105 31 4
1079 For Heaven’s sake George...enough with the selfies 1.2786 0.04427 140 106 29 5
1080 Remind me to get my eyes checked on Monday. 1.2786 0.04427 140 106 29 5
1081 Wow, I'm impressed. You really are in charge of the floats for the parade 1.2786 0.04309 140 105 31 4
1082 And we thought the SpongeBob balloon was creepy. 1.2786 0.04762 140 109 23 8
1083 Bob, your ego is ballooning out of control. 1.2786 0.04309 140 105 31 4
1084 Oh, this is Harold, my ex-husband. 1.2786 0.04309 140 105 31 4
1085 I didn't know your big brother was in town. 1.2786 0.04427 140 106 29 5
1086 So how long have you felt like you are on the outside looking in? 1.2786 0.04427 140 106 29 5
1087 I am impressed, Mr. Macy, I am. 1.2786 0.04427 140 106 29 5
1088 Honey, they're delivering the personalized parade float that you ordered online! 1.2786 0.04653 140 108 25 7
1089 Didn't the Giants move to San Francisco? 1.2774 0.04602 137 105 26 6
1090 I think it captures your ego. 1.2774 0.04238 137 102 32 3
1091 King Kong's accountant has arrived. 1.2766 0.04733 141 110 23 8
1092 Honey, I think you're really going to like this next one. 1.2766 0.04283 141 106 31 4
1093 I know we said no gifts, but... 1.2766 0.04513 141 108 27 6
1094 Wow, that job at Macy's comes with cool perks. 1.2766 0.04283 141 106 31 4
1095 I only got this new surveillance system on a 30-day trial offer! 1.2766 0.04400 141 107 29 5
1096 Well, if you want privacy, get off the roof. 1.2766 0.04400 141 107 29 5
1097 Didn't you tell your Father about us? 1.2766 0.04733 141 110 23 8
1098 Look Honey! It's the debut of your action figure balloon! 1.2766 0.04283 141 106 31 4
1099 I really see you in this city, in a big way. 1.2754 0.04335 138 104 30 4
1100 They say every great city is the reflection of one man. Of course, this is Dubuque. 1.2754 0.04212 138 103 32 3
1101 Imagine that—I always thought it was you who was full of hot air! 1.2754 0.04687 138 107 24 7
1102 you are looking at me as if you have seen a ghost 1.2754 0.04573 138 106 26 6
1103 It’s a shame that video of you went viral just in time for the Macy’s Day Parade. 1.2754 0.04799 138 108 22 8
1104 Can't be. King Kong isn't bald. 1.2754 0.04573 138 106 26 6
1105 Come on, you have to admit there’s a slight resemblance? 1.2754 0.04335 138 104 30 4
1106 Look. I won the "Design a New Balloon" contest for the Thanksgiving Day Parade. 1.2754 0.04573 138 106 26 6
1107 I wish you wouldn’t look at me like that! 1.2754 0.04573 138 106 26 6
1108 See... I knew you would make tonight about you! 1.2754 0.04456 138 105 28 5
1109 You were right Henry, your brother is a lot bigger in person. 1.2754 0.04212 138 103 32 3
1110 Ok, we're organic wine people now 1.2754 0.04687 138 107 24 7
1111 Now you know how I feel every day. 1.2754 0.04799 138 108 22 8
1112 Sorry Paul, it's my ex, Phil. He says he's ready to be the bigger man 1.2754 0.04212 138 103 32 3
1113 You didn't tell me your ex had a moustache, too. 1.2754 0.04456 138 105 28 5
1114 Do you like your Birthday parade? 1.2754 0.04335 138 104 30 4
1115 This isn't a dealbreaker, is it? 1.2754 0.04573 138 106 26 6
1116 Why do you always try to belittle me? 1.2754 0.04212 138 103 32 3
1117 I think you should try a different search engine. 1.2754 0.04212 138 103 32 3
1118 Well, you were the one who wanted to "live larger." 1.2754 0.04456 138 105 28 5
1119 Looks like Bob's back to borrow another ton of sugar. 1.2754 0.04687 138 107 24 7
1120 It's as if I am watching me, watching her, watch me. 1.2754 0.04573 138 106 26 6
1121 As parade balloons go, I think it's an excellent likeness. 1.2754 0.04335 138 104 30 4
1122 Honey, I will only use this on nights when you were not here. 1.2754 0.04799 138 108 22 8
1123 They say the balloon adds ten pounds, but I just don’t see it! 1.2754 0.04212 138 103 32 3
1124 But I thought you would be happy with my submission to the Macy's Parade! 1.2754 0.04687 138 107 24 7
1125 No, I'm not on a parade route. Why do you ask? 1.2754 0.04573 138 106 26 6
1126 Surprise! You always said you wanted to be in the Thanksgiving Day Parade! 1.2754 0.04573 138 106 26 6
1127 On Thanksgiving Mark learned from his wife how Macy’s honors their premium cardholders. 1.2754 0.04687 138 107 24 7
1128 Being the president of Macy's has its drawbacks. 1.2754 0.04456 138 105 28 5
1129 Even though you’re in the Macy’s Day parade I’m still not going out with you. 1.2754 0.04456 138 105 28 5
1130 Facebook's surveillance is ridiculous. 1.2754 0.04687 138 107 24 7
1131 You really have an inflated ego! 1.2754 0.04456 138 105 28 5
1132 Everyone at your office thought that making you a parade float was a great idea. They all chipped in! 1.2754 0.04573 138 106 26 6
1133 It makes your nose look big. 1.2754 0.04335 138 104 30 4
1134 Look! You've ballooned into a holiday tradition. 1.2754 0.04335 138 104 30 4
1135 You finally made it into the Macy's Christmas parade! 1.2754 0.04335 138 104 30 4
1136 You? Macy's? What a way to Propose! Yes! 1.2754 0.04335 138 104 30 4
1137 It's just my old boyfriend, King Cohn. 1.2754 0.04687 138 107 24 7
1138 Ambassadorships, board appointments and now Thanksgiving Day parade balloons. Nowadays, a million dollars can buy you anything. 1.2754 0.04335 138 104 30 4
1139 You didn't tell me you won the Macy's "Be the Balloon" contest! 1.2754 0.04456 138 105 28 5
1140 You always said you dreamed of being in the Macy's Thanksgiving parade. Well voila! 1.2754 0.05014 138 110 18 10
1141 I think my husband is on to us! 1.2754 0.04687 138 107 24 7
1142 Look! Up in the sky! It's a bird . . . it's a plane . . . it's SELFIE MAN! 1.2754 0.04456 138 105 28 5
1143 Your head isn't that big. The mirror adds ten pounds. 1.2754 0.04799 138 108 22 8
1144 I couldn't resist "your head as a Macy's float" in the goop holiday gift guide. 1.2754 0.04456 138 105 28 5
1145 Look, Harold, they added your balloon to the parade! 1.2754 0.04456 138 105 28 5
1146 My dad just won’t let go. 1.2754 0.04799 138 108 22 8
1147 Howard, look! Your inflated ego has finally made it to the Macy's Parade! 1.2754 0.04687 138 107 24 7
1148 Honey, you didn't tell me the parade was doing egos this year 1.2746 0.04486 142 109 27 6
1149 It looks just like you, except you’re wearing pants. 1.2741 0.04514 135 103 27 5
1150 I think full bodied is what you’re looking for. 1.2741 0.04390 135 102 29 4
1151 You think you see what? 1.2741 0.04130 135 100 33 2
1152 Why, Mr. Macy, that parade balloon is SPECTACULAR! Now may I have some more wine? 1.2741 0.04514 135 103 27 5
1153 Oh! That's my big brother. He's a bit overprotective. 1.2741 0.04635 135 104 25 6
1154 I'm sorry but he's proven himself to be the bigger person. 1.2741 0.04867 135 106 21 8
1155 Well, this certainly gives "Here's looking at you" a new twist. 1.2741 0.04390 135 102 29 4
1156 Dear, did you ever feel as though you were having an out of body experience? 1.2741 0.04514 135 103 27 5
1157 Facing your giant inflatable avatar is the best way to deal with your issues. 1.2741 0.04514 135 103 27 5
1158 Honey, look! I told you if I spent enough money shopping at Macy's they would design a balloon after you. 1.2741 0.04390 135 102 29 4
1159 Bill, I forgot to tell you that your twin brother with the thyroid problem is joining us for Thanksgiving. 1.2741 0.04753 135 105 23 7
1160 We'll have to play it cool. My big brother is watching. 1.2741 0.04514 135 103 27 5
1161 I don't know if it's big brother or Macy's. 1.2741 0.04635 135 104 25 6
1162 Seriously, don't you think this whole surveillance capitalism thing has gone too far? 1.2741 0.04753 135 105 23 7
1163 Since when has Macy's allowed selfie balloons? 1.2741 0.04514 135 103 27 5
1164 This neighborhood is really giantrifying. 1.2741 0.04514 135 103 27 5
1165 Well, I certainly don’t want to imagine washing his underwear! 1.2741 0.04514 135 103 27 5
1166 Well, I’ve always said you’re full of hot air. 1.2741 0.04514 135 103 27 5
1167 so is this what you meant by Big Brother? 1.2741 0.04390 135 102 29 4
1168 That $5M premium we paid for this place on the parade route? Totally worth it! 1.2741 0.04514 135 103 27 5
1169 Your superego has returned! 1.2741 0.04514 135 103 27 5
1170 Just imagine the view four floors down. 1.2741 0.04262 135 101 31 3
1171 Don't be alarmed, it's only your inner-self trying to break free. How's the wine? 1.2741 0.04867 135 106 21 8
1172 Really? You've got such an inflated ego. 1.2741 0.04635 135 104 25 6
1173 I had it made to match your inflated ego. 1.2741 0.04514 135 103 27 5
1174 What makes you think the Russians are listening in? 1.2741 0.04514 135 103 27 5
1175 So is that how you really see yourself? 1.2741 0.04390 135 102 29 4
1176 Parade started and...surprise! 1.2741 0.04514 135 103 27 5
1177 I think it’s just the absinthe. 1.2741 0.04514 135 103 27 5
1178 I knew you could make it big! 1.2741 0.04514 135 103 27 5
1179 I get the feeling you’re watching my every move. 1.2741 0.04390 135 102 29 4
1180 I'm not that drunk, ... right? 1.2741 0.04635 135 104 25 6
1181 It's no wonder they call this wine, "Mount Rushmore." 1.2734 0.04428 139 106 28 5
1182 Why can't you be the bigger man just once? 1.2734 0.04309 139 105 30 4
1183 Impressive, but Ben Carson has a picture of himself and Jesus in his house. 1.2734 0.04768 139 109 22 8
1184 what the fuck 1.2734 0.05086 139 112 16 11
1185 I asked for a little head. 1.2727 0.04821 132 103 22 7
1186 I really like the bigger you! 1.2721 0.04485 136 104 27 5
1187 Is this the surprise? Macy's made a balloon of you for their parade? 1.2721 0.04836 136 107 21 8
1188 Well look at that! You finally found yourself. 1.2721 0.04362 136 103 29 4
1189 Your big brother is watching again. 1.2721 0.04235 136 102 31 3
1190 Your brother with the pituitary condition is here. 1.2721 0.04485 136 104 27 5
1191 Reality writ large! 1.2721 0.04485 136 104 27 5
1192 Well at least now you know what your mustache looks like. 1.2721 0.04605 136 105 25 6
1193 Second date. Thanksgiving Day. Balloon heiress. Why not? 1.2721 0.04947 136 108 19 9
1194 Even the float version has a smug look on his face. 1.2721 0.04485 136 104 27 5
1195 We should introduce him to your mother. 1.2707 0.05021 133 106 18 9
1196 Congrats -- you made the parade! 1.2687 0.04515 134 103 26 5
1197 Dear, your nose is spot on, but Macy's got your eyes too big 1.2687 0.04637 134 104 24 6
1198 I think so but I'm not positive it's the same guy. 1.2687 0.04389 134 102 28 4
1199 Darling,I see you've been doing some serious self-reflection. 1.2687 0.04515 134 103 26 5
1200 I'm just saying, sometimes you only think about yourself. 1.2687 0.04515 134 103 26 5
1201 A Harley for your 50th just didn't seem practical in Manhattan. 1.2687 0.04757 134 105 22 7
1202 See, you are fixated with yourself. 1.2687 0.04259 134 101 30 3
1203 You're not going to let your ego get in the way of this date, are you? 1.2687 0.04515 134 103 26 5
1204 And where do you suggest we store this when the parade is over? 1.2687 0.04389 134 102 28 4
1205 I figured if Spongebob could have his own balloon in the parade,so could you. 1.2687 0.04389 134 102 28 4
1206 Like it? I call it 'Ex-Boyfriend.' So, finish your wine and go. 1.2687 0.04873 134 106 20 8
1207 we"re going to need another bottle for your brother. 1.2687 0.04259 134 101 30 3
1208 I bet '1984' hit pretty close to home for you. 1.2687 0.04637 134 104 24 6
1209 Congratulations! You’ve gone from bobble head to balloon. 1.2687 0.04389 134 102 28 4
1210 So ... you actually meant that "Big Brother" thing literally! 1.2687 0.04515 134 103 26 5
1211 I’m surprised you’d say so on our first date, but, yes! It’s bigger than both of us! 1.2687 0.04259 134 101 30 3
1212 I prefer Godzilla. You know where you are with him. 1.2687 0.04515 134 103 26 5
1213 I guess you said you were a rising executive at Macys 1.2687 0.04637 134 104 24 6
1214 Now aren't you happy we paid for these seats for the parade? 1.2687 0.04125 134 100 32 2
1215 Looks like you've got a bigger following than you thought! 1.2687 0.04637 134 104 24 6
1216 Are you proposing?! 1.2687 0.04873 134 106 20 8
1217 Face it, Gordon. You have an inflated image of yourself. 1.2687 0.04389 134 102 28 4
1218 Honey, YOU are this year's surprise balloon in the Thanksgiving Day parade. 1.2687 0.04757 134 105 22 7
1219 You said you had that Trump fixation under control. 1.2687 0.04515 134 103 26 5
1220 I had no idea you were going to be in the parade! 1.2687 0.04637 134 104 24 6
1221 Really big brother is watching! 1.2687 0.04637 134 104 24 6
1222 It's a balloon celebrating my love for you Larry" 1.2687 0.04515 134 103 26 5
1223 Does this mean there's a big me coming too? 1.2687 0.04389 134 102 28 4
1224 Oh, I forgot to tell you, now we have Ultra-Prime. 1.2667 0.04607 135 105 24 6
1225 Wow. How does anyone tell you apart? 1.2667 0.04486 135 104 26 5
1226 You can cross this off your bucket list. 1.2656 0.04365 128 97 28 3
1227 Cute, but couldn't you have gone with the Baby Trump balloon for this year's parade? 1.2656 0.05020 128 102 18 8
1228 You don't mind my father dropping over. 1.2656 0.04896 128 101 20 7
1229 "It helps to visualize your biggest weakness. 1.2656 0.04503 128 98 26 4
1230 We'd have much more privacy if you had gone for the penthouse. 1.2656 0.04638 128 99 24 5
1231 Whoa...They say the camera adds 5 pounds ! But.... 1.2656 0.04769 128 100 22 6
1232 No worries. It's just my alter ego. 1.2656 0.04769 128 100 22 6
1233 Shall we toast to your mounting anxiety? 1.2656 0.04896 128 101 20 7
1234 Come here, you can see down past your stomach. 1.2656 0.05020 128 102 18 8
1235 Isn't that the wine critic from the newspaper? 1.2656 0.04638 128 99 24 5
1236 This guy certainly confirms George Orwell's prophesy! 1.2656 0.04638 128 99 24 5
1237 Don't be afraid - it's just the hollow gaze of your life passing by! 1.2656 0.05020 128 102 18 8
1238 This wine can really mess with your head. 1.2656 0.04221 128 96 30 2
1239 This is the man I was telling you about. 1.2656 0.04221 128 96 30 2
1240 It's time you knew – I'm leaving you for your grandiose sense of self-importance. 1.2656 0.04896 128 101 20 7
1241 You created him, Bill, so it's you who must destroy him. 1.2656 0.04365 128 97 28 3
1242 Blink! 1.2656 0.04769 128 100 22 6
1243 Finally, a New Yorker cartoon gets a parade balloon. And you're it! 1.2656 0.04769 128 100 22 6
1244 911 dispatch said not to call again when I've been drinking. 1.2656 0.04896 128 101 20 7
1245 Happy birthday Stan! It’s a balloon portrait! 1.2656 0.04638 128 99 24 5
1246 He wants to know how downsizing is working for us 1.2652 0.04545 132 102 25 5
1247 Now you have some idea what I have to stare at all day! 1.2652 0.04912 132 105 19 8
1248 I think I’ve had one too many. 1.2647 0.05200 102 79 19 4
1249 I told you Macy’s was collecting your information. 1.2636 0.04607 129 100 24 5
1250 Daddy would like to meet you. 1.2636 0.04607 129 100 24 5
1251 Do these slacks make my... oh never mind! You are always so self-absorbed. 1.2636 0.04607 129 100 24 5
1252 Surprise Herbert!...it’s your own Macy’s Parade balloon. 1.2636 0.04607 129 100 24 5
1253 He wants to know if that's a Riesling or a chardonnay. 1.2636 0.04736 129 101 22 6
1254 So you CAN be tied down... 1.2636 0.04336 129 98 28 3
1255 Alexa is watching,I figured big brother should,too. 1.2636 0.04607 129 100 24 5
1256 Before you react, try for once to be the bigger man. 1.2636 0.04862 129 102 20 7
1257 I told you Big Brother is watching. 1.2636 0.04607 129 100 24 5
1258 You? An over-inflated ego? Why would you ask that, Bill? 1.2636 0.04985 129 103 18 8
1259 If he joins us again for dinner, this time he picks up the check 1.2636 0.04607 129 100 24 5
1260 Did we ever find out why the neighborhood is called Brobdingnag? 1.2636 0.04736 129 101 22 6
1261 Oh, don't be silly... He's just a friend 1.2636 0.04336 129 98 28 3
1262 It's an all new you, Harvey. And, whoa, who says size doesn't matter? 1.2636 0.04736 129 101 22 6
1263 It's just your new contact lenses . They make everything look bigger. 1.2636 0.04473 129 99 26 4
1264 Why Walter, I didn't know you had such a big alter ego! 1.2636 0.04736 129 101 22 6
1265 I am now in favor of limits on social media. 1.2636 0.04473 129 99 26 4
1266 You’ve always been your own biggest critic. 1.2636 0.04473 129 99 26 4
1267 Look Frank. Your Macys day parade balloon is full of hot air and has a big head, like you. 1.2636 0.04336 129 98 28 3
1268 I'm gonna have to get my ex a restraining order 1.2636 0.04607 129 100 24 5
1269 They’re free with every fifth Trump Baby Balloon. 1.2636 0.04736 129 101 22 6
1270 Oh, Harold! You're a Macy's Parade balloon! You finally made it! 1.2636 0.04473 129 99 26 4
1271 Honey! It's your big brother again. 1.2636 0.03894 129 95 34 0
1272 It’s also full of hot air. 1.2636 0.04736 129 101 22 6
1273 You going to let your ego do the talking? 1.2636 0.04862 129 102 20 7
1274 This isn't what I meant when I told you to be the bigger man. 1.2636 0.04985 129 103 18 8
1275 Look, your ego arrived. 1.2636 0.04607 129 100 24 5
1276 He's only a problem during cold and flu season, and then I just stay inside. 1.2636 0.04473 129 99 26 4
1277 Don't worry, honey. It's just your ego. 1.2636 0.04473 129 99 26 4
1278 What does it say about the US when Hitler is in the Macy Day's Parade? 1.2636 0.04607 129 100 24 5
1279 Can't you be the bigger man just this once? 1.2636 0.04336 129 98 28 3
1280 Peekaboo! 1.2632 0.04515 133 103 25 5
1281 I've never seen your eyes so big, Larry. 1.2632 0.04879 133 106 19 8
1282 Disney really cut down on what floats Macy's could use this year. 1.2632 0.04387 133 102 27 4
1283 You are just projecting 1.2623 0.04478 122 93 26 3
1284 Honey, are you sure this is just wine? 1.2623 0.04478 122 93 26 3
1285 I am going to have to stop drinking. I don't like what I see. 1.2619 0.04935 126 100 19 7
1286 Relax. Just ignore my ex-husband. 1.2619 0.04671 126 98 23 5
1287 Macy's has some unexpected new parade balloons this year. 1.2619 0.04390 126 96 27 3
1288 Stop worrying! It's not like there's some "Sommelier Monster" who will see that you put ice in the wine. 1.2619 0.04805 126 99 21 6
1289 I told you my Daddy is over protective. 1.2615 0.04307 130 99 28 3
1290 Do you think we would be more comfortable if I put the shade down? 1.2609 0.04636 115 88 24 3
1291 No, today's NOT Macy's Parade. Why?? 1.2602 0.04737 123 96 22 5
1292 Bigger window-washers clean the windows faster, that's all. 1.2602 0.04737 123 96 22 5
1293 It's 'youj. 1.2598 0.05026 127 102 17 8
1294 Do you two need a minute alone? 1.2598 0.04501 127 98 25 4
1295 Finley, your Big Brother really is watching. 1.2598 0.04771 127 100 21 6
1296 The new Mr. Whipple balloon for the Macy's Thanksgiving Day parade. 1.2598 0.04360 127 97 27 3
1297 Living in a tiny house is overrated 1.2598 0.04064 127 95 31 1
1298 Don't take this the wrong way, but I find you overbearing. 1.2598 0.04771 127 100 21 6
1299 I see you managed it. But won't people miss Charlie Brown? 1.2598 0.04900 127 101 19 7
1300 I had heard they added a Peeping Tom category to this year’s Macy’s Day parade 1.2598 0.04215 127 96 29 2
1301 You look like you could use a double. 1.2598 0.04501 127 98 25 4
1302 Reminds you of someone? 1.2598 0.05026 127 102 17 8
1303 Hey, it's Bobzilla! 1.2598 0.04064 127 100 23 4
1304 Don't worry. It is just my ex. 1.2598 0.04771 127 100 21 6
1305 Isn't this new reflective glass amazing? You look so much bigger and more interesting than you are. 1.2598 0.05026 127 102 17 8
1306 Looks like you got the job at Macy's! 1.2598 0.04360 127 97 27 3
1307 Oh! So you literally meant big brother is watching you. 1.2598 0.04638 127 99 23 5
1308 You never told me your brother was a politician! 1.2598 0.05026 127 102 17 8
1309 Is it just me or are these floats starting to look so lifelike 1.2598 0.04215 127 96 29 2
1310 Don't worry, he's with Facebook! 1.2598 0.04771 127 100 21 6
1311 Goodbye Larry. Size matters. 1.2598 0.04360 127 97 27 3
1312 I told you not to buy the mirror from the Fun House! 1.2598 0.04900 127 101 19 7
1313 Honey, the Gullivers are back in town! 1.2598 0.05026 127 102 17 8
1314 Call me crazy but...Viagra from China? 1.2598 0.04900 127 101 19 7
1315 Why didn't you tell me that your big brother was coming? 1.2598 0.04501 127 98 25 4
1316 For the man who has everything: his own balloon in the Thanksgiving Day parade! 1.2598 0.04638 127 99 23 5
1317 But you said you wanted to be in the Thanksgiving Day parade. 1.2598 0.04360 127 97 27 3
1318 Just apologize, you can still be the bigger man. 1.2598 0.04638 127 99 23 5
1319 I invited your big brother to join us! 1.2598 0.04638 127 99 23 5
1320 Honey- are we late with the rent again 1.2598 0.04501 127 98 25 4
1321 I knew you were full of hot air! 1.2598 0.04215 127 96 29 2
1322 We're experimenting with intermingled planting in the vineyard. Taste OK? 1.2598 0.04900 127 101 19 7
1323 When I said, 'I wished you be a bigger man.' I didn't think you'd create this kind of monster. 1.2598 0.04501 127 98 25 4
1324 When you said you wanted to be in the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade...Well, I never thought... 1.2598 0.04771 127 100 21 6
1325 Honestly, I can never tell you apart from your twin brother. 1.2598 0.04360 127 97 27 3
1326 Oh, I hope you don't mind. I asked your Cousin Vinny to look in tonight. 1.2598 0.04638 127 99 23 5
1327 Honey, tell me that’s a television and not a picture window! 1.2598 0.04771 127 100 21 6
1328 We're on the 25th floor. I thought people were supposed to look smaller from up here! 1.2598 0.04064 127 95 31 1
1329 Nice that your big brother takes such an interest in your life. 1.2598 0.04771 127 100 21 6
1330 Maybe we should have gone with the ocean view. 1.2598 0.04501 127 98 25 4
1331 Call the police, your father is fucking the building again. 1.2598 0.05269 127 104 13 10
1332 I'm leaving you for your brother. You know I like taller men. 1.2598 0.04638 127 99 23 5
1333 Yes, I read 1984 back in high school....Why? 1.2598 0.05026 127 102 17 8
1334 Sweetie, when I told you to grow up I thought you weren't listening. 1.2598 0.04638 127 99 23 5
1335 He says he's a huge fan of this wine. 1.2581 0.04562 124 96 24 4
1336 Who's the airhead now? 1.2581 0.04416 124 95 26 3
1337 It's your ego saying how great you are in bed. 1.2581 0.04974 124 99 18 7
1338 I told you Grace said there's a Peeping Tom in the neighborhood! 1.2581 0.04562 124 96 24 4
1339 Oh for goodness sake, Dale. I said DON'T go getting a big head. 1.2581 0.04416 124 95 26 3
1340 Macy’s told me its eyes glow red just like your mother. 1.2581 0.04416 124 95 26 3
1341 I just wanted to let you know how you make me feel most of the time. 1.2581 0.04704 124 97 22 5
1342 Now I get why you never want to have your big brother over. 1.2581 0.04841 124 98 20 6
1343 I think he's about to sneeze. 1.2581 0.04704 124 97 22 5
1344 He's even got your fear of intimacy. 1.2581 0.04704 124 97 22 5
1345 I feel I'm seeing you for the first time 1.2581 0.04704 124 97 22 5
1346 You never mentioned one of the New York Giants was stopping by! 1.2581 0.04704 124 97 22 5
1347 The views are nice but the rent is atrocious. 1.2581 0.04416 124 95 26 3
1348 I've found someone new. 1.2578 0.04331 128 98 27 3
1349 We can't put off calling the Ghostbusters much longer 1.2578 0.04738 128 101 21 6
1350 What is going on with your brother? Has he been hanging out with Alice again? 1.2578 0.04471 128 99 25 4
1351 What the hell? Ralph, why are you a float in the Thanksgiving day parade? 1.2571 0.05418 105 84 15 6
1352 How much was that parade contribution? 1.2562 0.04625 121 94 23 4
1353 I spent your bonus on your very own Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade float. Don’t you love it? 1.2562 0.04914 121 96 19 6
1354 Go ahead, send my picture in to the Thanksgiving Day Parade balloon contest if that makes you happy," you said. Well, guess what 1.2562 0.04625 121 94 23 4
1355 You always have to stick your nose into everything. 1.2562 0.04474 121 93 25 3
1356 You’re cute, but I prefer taller men. 1.2562 0.04771 121 95 21 5
1357 This wine really goes to my head” 1.2562 0.04474 121 93 25 3
1358 Finally, Mr. Macy gets his own balloon in his own parade! 1.2562 0.04771 121 95 21 5
1359 Are you staring at my ass? 1.2562 0.04771 121 95 21 5
1360 See honey, size isn't everything. 1.2562 0.04474 121 93 25 3
1361 I've always said you're full of hot air Charlie 1.2562 0.04474 121 93 25 3
1362 Things always look closer in the rear view mirror. 1.2562 0.04771 121 95 21 5
1363 He says you didn’t respond to his text. 1.2562 0.04474 121 93 25 3
1364 Most psychiatrists don't let their projections get so out of control. 1.2562 0.04317 121 92 27 2
1365 See?! This is exactly why we need more space to entertain! 1.2562 0.04317 121 92 27 2
1366 Is it the wine, or does that balloon look like you? 1.2562 0.04771 121 95 21 5
1367 Look, Honey, we trumped him with your very own balloon. 1.2562 0.04914 121 96 19 6
1368 Did you know about this when you applied for your Macy's Card? 1.2562 0.04317 121 92 27 2
1369 Oh, that’s Bernardo. He just likes to watch! 1.2562 0.04317 121 92 27 2
1370 Henry, it's your Super Id again. 1.2562 0.04771 121 95 21 5
1371 You’d better get up and make him an EXTRA-LARGE martini ! 1.2562 0.04914 121 96 19 6
1372 I got you your own balloon for the Macy's parade. 1.2562 0.04625 121 94 23 4
1373 Gulliver has taught me that there is a larger world beyond Lilliput and I intend to explore it with him. 1.2562 0.04625 121 94 23 4
1374 Macy's is trying to make the Thanksgiving Parade more personal this year. 1.2562 0.04771 121 95 21 5
1375 Do we have a larger bottle? 1.2562 0.04625 121 94 23 4
1376 They were running out of ideas for new balloons in the parade and I thought, what a nice Thanksgiving day surprise! 1.2562 0.04474 121 93 25 3
1377 Of course I can tell you apart Gerry...I've known you two for years, haven't I? 1.2562 0.04771 121 95 21 5
1378 I thought you were joking, you did win the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade balloon contest. 1.2562 0.04914 121 96 19 6
1379 I know I said size doesn't matter, but I was lying. 1.2562 0.04771 121 95 21 5
1380 I don't even want to know how you got the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade to do this. 1.2562 0.04625 121 94 23 4
1381 Have to give it to you: You weren't lying about big brother. 1.2562 0.04771 121 95 21 5
1382 Damn it Sid get over yourself! 1.2562 0.04154 121 91 29 1
1383 I'm going to grab his wine glass! 1.2562 0.04771 121 95 21 5
1384 Fred, you made the Thanksgiving Day Parade! 1.2562 0.05052 121 97 17 7
1385 Do NOT offer him a drink! 1.2562 0.04625 121 94 23 4
1386 He's my neighbor. Visits every day 1.2562 0.04914 121 96 19 6
1387 You’re the Macy’s man? 1.2562 0.04625 121 94 23 4
1388 I'm impressed. Macy's thanksgiving parade! Can't wait to go on our second date! 1.2562 0.04625 121 94 23 4
1389 Would you like another? 1.2562 0.04914 121 96 19 6
1390 Does your new medicine have any side effects? 1.2562 0.04474 121 93 25 3
1391 See Harold, I told you Macy’s would be generous with your hairline! 1.2562 0.04771 121 95 21 5
1392 His name is Walter Ego, shall I invite him in? 1.2562 0.04625 121 94 23 4
1393 Boy, the Macy's Thanksgiving Day parade is really micro-targeting. 1.2562 0.04625 121 94 23 4
1394 A Groucho balloon? What is Thanksgiving coming to? 1.2562 0.04771 121 95 21 5
1395 Happy Thanksgiving honey, but don't let it go to your head. 1.2562 0.04625 121 94 23 4
1396 You're supposed to be the man.... you tell him to go away! 1.2562 0.04914 121 96 19 6
1397 You only have eyes for me? 1.2562 0.04474 121 93 25 3
1398 It seems a monstrous version of you does exist. 1.2562 0.04771 121 95 21 5
1399 Be careful what you say, darling. Big Brother is watching. 1.2562 0.04625 121 94 23 4
1400 Some people see him as controlling. I find it endearing that our boss checks up on us. 1.2562 0.05186 121 98 15 8
1401 It’s HIM! The Abominable CPA! 1.2562 0.04914 121 96 19 6
1402 I always thought you were bigger than life. 1.2562 0.04625 121 94 23 4
1403 Sure it's receding, but I wouldn't say your forehead looks huge? 1.2562 0.04771 121 95 21 5
1404 Which balloon in the parade is yours, darling? 1.2562 0.04914 121 96 19 6
1405 It was on sale! Do you love it? 1.2562 0.04771 121 95 21 5
1406 Even upon closer inspection, I still don't like the mustache. 1.2562 0.04771 121 95 21 5
1407 Oh, your gift from Macy's arrived. 1.2562 0.04625 121 94 23 4
1408 How much did you donate to Save the Parade? 1.2562 0.04771 121 95 21 5
1409 Think! You must have done something! You don’t get ballooned for nothing! 1.2562 0.04771 121 95 21 5
1410 The Macy's Thanksgiving parade balloons have now become reflectionary vessels of capitalism. This means that the bourgeoise is now being forced to face the harsh reality of their active role in a consumerist state. This wine is also tasty." 1.2562 0.04771 121 95 21 5
1411 Oh, don’t mind him. That’s just your future self astral-projecting from the endless void in which he must spend the rest of his miserable existence! 1.2562 0.05186 121 98 15 8
1412 So this is why you insisted on staying home for Thanksgiving and it explains that huge check to Macy’s ... 1.2562 0.04771 121 95 21 5
1413 Don’t worry. He uses his mustache to clean the windows. 1.2562 0.04625 121 94 23 4
1414 I told you I could see your ego inflate when you pretend to know about wine. 1.2562 0.04914 121 96 19 6
1415 You kept calling him your little brother. What else was I supposed to think? 1.2562 0.04625 121 94 23 4
1416 You and your big-headed ideas! 1.2562 0.04914 121 96 19 6
1417 Macy’s caught your essence this year. 1.2562 0.04317 121 92 27 2
1418 OH NO, DEAR, IT'S JUST ANOTHER ONE OF YOUR HALLUCINATIONS. 1.2562 0.04914 121 96 19 6
1419 Every year the parade balloons get more realistic! 1.2562 0.04625 121 94 23 4
1420 What a coincidence! 1.2562 0.05052 121 97 17 7
1421 Well, you did tell Macy's they could use your likeness without restriction. 1.2562 0.04317 121 92 27 2
1422 I think you should stop projecting. 1.2562 0.04625 121 94 23 4
1423 I entered you in the parade! 1.2562 0.04625 121 94 23 4
1424 I'm glad you're starting to see the big picture here. 1.2562 0.04474 121 93 25 3
1425 Apparently your ex-wife likes balloons. 1.2560 0.04236 125 95 28 2
1426 At least your big brother can't just drop by whenev... he's right behind me, isn't he? 1.2560 0.04236 125 95 28 2
1427 He is trying to Find the Macy's Parade 1.2551 0.05292 98 77 17 4
1428 Look Honey, your super-ego made it into the Thanksgiving Day parade. 1.2547 0.05202 106 84 17 5
1429 Seems there are two turkey floats in the Thanksgiving Day parade this year. 1.2547 0.05372 106 85 15 6
1430 He keeps asking for someone named Fay Wray. 1.2544 0.04631 114 88 23 3
1431 He says you're living in a dollhouse, you don't really exist, and your whole life is an insignificant lie. Isn't that adorable? 1.2541 0.05015 122 98 17 7
1432 You've been right all along, Big Brother IS always watching you 1.2541 0.05015 122 98 17 7
1433 Let's try a threesome. 1.2541 0.04737 122 96 21 5
1434 Yes, it's noir. But it's the same expression you have all the time. 1.2541 0.04592 122 95 23 4
1435 How come you never told me you had a big brother? 1.2541 0.04125 122 92 29 1
1436 No, I don’t think it’s Thanksgiving today. Why do you ask? 1.2541 0.05015 122 98 17 7
1437 When you said you had a big brother, I thought you meant older. 1.2541 0.04878 122 97 19 6
1438 Big Brother?.... Looks more like weird Uncle.. 1.2541 0.04592 122 95 23 4
1439 Not the Macy’s Day parade that I remember 1.2541 0.04592 122 95 23 4
1440 Now that is a very good mirror. 1.2541 0.04878 122 97 19 6
1441 It is just me or do the thanksgiving day parade ballons look more ominous this year? 1.2541 0.04442 122 94 25 3
1442 It's Big Brother checking in. 1.2541 0.04592 122 95 23 4
1443 Let’s invite him in. You two look like you have a lot in common. 1.2541 0.04592 122 95 23 4
1444 Have you been reading Swift again? 1.2541 0.04442 122 94 25 3
1445 Finally an apartment you can "see yourself in," I hope you're happy. 1.2541 0.04737 122 96 21 5
1446 Remember that King Kong movie? 1.2541 0.04592 122 95 23 4
1447 The realtor did warn us the neighbors were nosy. 1.2541 0.04592 122 95 23 4
1448 We have got to move to a higher floor. 1.2541 0.05015 122 98 17 7
1449 Harold, I bought you a spot in the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade for your birthday. 1.2541 0.05015 122 98 17 7
1450 I’ll never eat the worm again. 1.2540 0.04355 126 97 26 3
1451 Interesting! Looks like your spirit guide is your giant ego. 1.2524 0.05110 103 81 18 4
1452 I think the results of your ancestry.com results are in. 1.2522 0.04596 115 89 23 3
1453 When you said you were on the parade route, this is what you meant? 1.2521 0.04339 119 91 26 2
1454 Trust me, this is a better view than the tenth floor gets. 1.2521 0.04339 119 91 26 2
1455 It’s nice to see something inflated other than your ego. 1.2521 0.04806 119 94 20 5
1456 Macy's said if I spent $1,000... 1.2521 0.04500 119 92 24 3
1457 You do tend to project when you drink. 1.2521 0.04952 119 95 18 6
1458 He lives below me. Just wants to see what's going on. 1.2521 0.04656 119 93 22 4
1459 My therapist told me this was the only way I could convince you to get rid of the mustache. 1.2521 0.04806 119 94 20 5
1460 I never noticed your eyes are blue. 1.2521 0.04500 119 92 24 3
1461 Hey ,we are not in Lilliput any longer 1.2521 0.04656 119 93 22 4
1462 So they DID include your balloon in the Thanksgiving Day Parade! 1.2521 0.04656 119 93 22 4
1463 It's from Clones2You - they had a special on the XXXL-size You. Don't you like it? 1.2521 0.04500 119 92 24 3
1464 Oh come on, Fred. Can you really not see the resemblance? 1.2521 0.04806 119 94 20 5
1465 Surprise!!! A balloon you in the Thanksgiving Day Parade. 1.2521 0.04806 119 94 20 5
1466 Look Hal, you made the Macy’s parade! 1.2521 0.04339 119 91 26 2
1467 Oh look, your inflated alter ego has come to join us. 1.2521 0.04339 119 91 26 2
1468 Oh look, Kilroy is here! 1.2521 0.04952 119 95 18 6
1469 Not Kilroy was here. Kilroy IS here. 1.2521 0.04806 119 94 20 5
1470 Oh, no. Your big brother's here again. 1.2521 0.04656 119 93 22 4
1471 George, I never knew you had an irradiated twin. 1.2521 0.04952 119 95 18 6
1472 Well at least your inflated ego is having a good time. 1.2521 0.04806 119 94 20 5
1473 Look, Herb, it’s Macy’s new float, The Nosy Neighbor! 1.2521 0.04952 119 95 18 6
1474 You’re just seeing things 1.2521 0.04806 119 94 20 5
1475 Look honey, the new Macy's balloon "Bare Naked New York Man"! 1.2521 0.04500 119 92 24 3
1476 Look dear, how sweet. Macy's made a balloon of your face for its Thanksgiving Day Parade. 1.2521 0.04500 119 92 24 3
1477 I told you this was a small town. 1.2521 0.04656 119 93 22 4
1478 you always had an inflated opinion of yourself 1.2521 0.04952 119 95 18 6
1479 Not big enough? 1.2521 0.04656 119 93 22 4
1480 I don’t think it is creepy at all. 1.2521 0.04656 119 93 22 4
1481 Red wine does crazy things to my head, too. 1.2521 0.04500 119 92 24 3
1482 Try to be the bigger person. 1.2521 0.04500 119 92 24 3
1483 Your ego is getting out of hand. 1.2521 0.04339 119 91 26 2
1484 Do you think everything is proportional? 1.2520 0.04842 123 98 19 6
1485 The Thanksgiving Day floats are so lifelike this year. 1.2520 0.04410 123 95 25 3
1486 Really? You’re own Thanksgiving Day Parade ballon? 1.2500 0.05056 120 97 16 7
1487 I''m sorry, but I think you have an over-inflated ego, Tom. 1.2500 0.04622 120 94 22 4
1488 I knew your ego was hiding somewhere! 1.2500 0.05067 104 82 18 4
1489 Are you surprised? It only cost $20,000 and we can keep it after the parade. 1.2500 0.05067 104 82 18 4
1490 Couldn't we just have a quiet drink, Henry, without your id always horning in? 1.2500 0.04771 120 95 20 5
1491 And you thought they'd never take your proposal seriously! 1.2500 0.04467 120 93 24 3
1492 All those years of buying underwear at Macy's finally paid off. 1.2500 0.04771 120 95 20 5
1493 Honestly, dear, I don't understand where you get this inflated opinion of yourself. 1.2500 0.05248 104 83 16 5
1494 Hey Bill, this is the guy who told me he matches your genealogical profile. 1.2500 0.04879 104 81 20 3
1495 Since your birthday falls on Thanksgiving, I thought you would enjoy your own balloon. 1.2500 0.04771 120 95 20 5
1496 Wow! Your alter ego is a hot air balloon! 1.2500 0.05592 104 85 12 7
1497 Oh, there you are! 1.2500 0.04467 120 93 24 3
1498 ...and it has your eyes. 1.2500 0.04467 120 93 24 3
1499 Big Brother says you’ve had enough... 1.2500 0.04722 116 91 21 4
1500 He’ll just have to wait his turn ! 1.2500 0.04467 120 93 24 3
1501 You mom was right. It's not that difficult to tell you apart. 1.2500 0.04622 120 94 22 4
1502 Say hello to Dad,dear! 1.2500 0.04561 116 90 23 3
1503 It speaks volumes about our relationship if you see yourself in every window but you never see me . . . . . 1.2500 0.05248 104 83 16 5
1504 Dear, it's your superego again. 1.2500 0.05248 104 83 16 5
1505 I told you, I'm larger than life. 1.2500 0.04142 120 91 28 1
1506 It's your damn ego. Inflated again. 1.2500 0.04879 104 81 20 3
1507 Which one of you is filled with more hot air? 1.2500 0.05067 104 82 18 4
1508 Up here? Big brother is watching us up here? 1.2500 0.04622 120 94 22 4
1509 Look, Honey! Mr. Whipple made the Macy's parade! 1.2500 0.04467 120 93 24 3
1510 I entered you in Macy's Thanksgiving parade. 1.2500 0.04622 120 94 22 4
1511 Entering yourself in the Macy's Parade takes narcissism to a whole new level. 1.2500 0.05067 104 82 18 4
1512 Happy Macy's Parade day, darling. 1.2500 0.04622 120 94 22 4
1513 Look!... The parade is coming through our street! 1.2500 0.04467 120 93 24 3
1514 The parade has gotten awfully personalized this year. 1.2500 0.04467 120 93 24 3
1515 Look honey, he has your eyes. 1.2500 0.04879 104 81 20 3
1516 I had it blown up from your last selfie. 1.2500 0.05423 104 84 14 6
1517 It's Macy's tribute to Gimbel. 1.2500 0.04722 116 91 21 4
1518 I told you if you fed it it would come back, Gary! 1.2500 0.04622 120 94 22 4
1519 I see your ego is still too big to fit through the door. 1.2479 0.04588 121 95 22 4
1520 Better than Build-A-Bear, right? 1.2479 0.04361 117 90 25 2
1521 Quit being such an airhead, Bill. 1.2478 0.04450 113 87 24 2
1522 Look, your over inflated ego is here. 1.2478 0.04624 113 88 22 3
1523 Yes dear, I do see this as growth. 1.2476 0.05024 105 83 18 4
1524 My guru said " Be self-aware and always look at the bigger picture".Alcohol helps in doing both. 1.2476 0.05203 105 84 16 5
1525 Congratulations Walter, your highly inflated alter ego finally made it to Macy's Thanksgiving Day parade. 1.2476 0.05203 105 84 16 5
1526 Should we offer him a glass? 1.2458 0.04329 118 91 25 2
1527 It’s okay, he is just here to take out the garbage. 1.2458 0.04805 118 94 19 5
1528 You’re twin brother’s back from Chernobyl. 1.2456 0.05368 114 94 12 8
1529 What happened to “It won’t go to my head”? 1.2456 0.04416 114 88 24 2
1530 Drinking makes me think of you as a big man. 1.2456 0.05071 114 92 16 6
1531 You made a few changes to the Santa Claus balloon? 1.2456 0.05071 114 92 16 6
1532 Your ego is here. 1.2456 0.04915 114 91 18 5
1533 Are you googling yourself again? 1.2456 0.04915 114 91 18 5
1534 They really nailed your hairline! 1.2456 0.04416 114 88 24 2
1535 It’s just my way of saying “Happy Thanksgiving” 1.2456 0.04915 114 91 18 5
1536 Robert, you look like you've seen a float, ha-ha! 1.2456 0.04589 114 89 22 3
1537 See what I mean about the mustache? 1.2456 0.04589 114 89 22 3
1538 You uber driver is here. 1.2456 0.05071 114 92 16 6
1539 You have an angry baby balloon too? 1.2456 0.04589 114 89 22 3
1540 Big brother is always watching. 1.2456 0.04915 114 91 18 5
1541 They got the face right, but the penis is all wrong. 1.2456 0.05071 114 92 16 6
1542 You're just insecure. I keep telling you size doesn't matter. 1.2456 0.04416 114 88 24 2
1543 Oh honey! You finally made into the holiday parade. 1.2456 0.04589 114 89 22 3
1544 Gerald is a big wine guy. 1.2456 0.04755 114 90 20 4
1545 You brought your superego on the first date? 1.2456 0.04915 114 91 18 5
1546 So, which one of you is the evil twin? 1.2456 0.04589 114 89 22 3
1547 I’m not feeling the mescaline yet. You? 1.2456 0.04755 114 90 20 4
1548 Congratulations! You preempted Snoopy! 1.2456 0.04755 114 90 20 4
1549 What do you mean you're having a moving experience? 1.2456 0.04589 114 89 22 3
1550 See, it's not just me that thinks your full of hot air 1.2456 0.04915 114 91 18 5
1551 Are you finding the full body too bold? 1.2456 0.04755 114 90 20 4
1552 I didn’t realize the full meaning of participating in an experiment of minimization 1.2456 0.04915 114 91 18 5
1553 It’s Big John, my pathologically jealous ex. 1.2456 0.04915 114 91 18 5
1554 Gosh! This parade balloon looks just like your severed head! 1.2456 0.04416 114 88 24 2
1555 What are you looking at honey? Get closer to see the parade! 1.2456 0.04589 114 89 22 3
1556 Can we list our apt. as having a room with a view? 1.2456 0.04755 114 90 20 4
1557 Oh look! It's your big brother! 1.2456 0.04915 114 91 18 5
1558 Déjà you 1.2456 0.04915 114 91 18 5
1559 You do loom large in my life,Henry. 1.2456 0.04589 114 89 22 3
1560 Get out the magnum for your brother. 1.2456 0.05071 114 92 16 6
1561 You look like you're seeing something 'Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close'... 1.2456 0.04755 114 90 20 4
1562 It looks like another Thanksgiving day balloon got loose again! 1.2456 0.04755 114 90 20 4
1563 I told you he would smell the ‘68 Cabernet from a mile away!! 1.2456 0.04416 114 88 24 2
1564 I swear, I still have trouble telling the two of you apart. 1.2456 0.04589 114 89 22 3
1565 I warned you not to get ahead of yourself. 1.2456 0.04915 114 91 18 5
1566 How come your brother is so much taller than you? 1.2456 0.04589 114 89 22 3
1567 Why must you start every sentence with “I”? 1.2456 0.04915 114 91 18 5
1568 So tell me, is your twin brother still busy working on his dissertation on Jonathan Swift 1.2456 0.04915 114 91 18 5
1569 Oh, so you think I’m blowing this out of proportion? 1.2456 0.04915 114 91 18 5
1570 Look hun, the parade is starting. 1.2456 0.04915 114 91 18 5
1571 Did you ever work for Macy's ? 1.2456 0.04915 114 91 18 5
1572 Enough peek-a-boo with your stupid balloon, already! 1.2456 0.05071 114 92 16 6
1573 Just when I thought your pores couldn't get any larger. 1.2456 0.04755 114 90 20 4
1574 I thought you volunteered to be on the float committee, not as a caricature... 1.2456 0.05071 114 92 16 6
1575 Our Airbnb guest has arrived. 1.2456 0.04915 114 91 18 5
1576 I just ordered the Macy’s Parade size portrait., by mistake.... 1.2456 0.05222 114 93 14 7
1577 Isn't it great that this year's Thanksgiving Day Parade features floats of regular New Yorkers? 1.2456 0.04755 114 90 20 4
1578 I told you everything is bigger in New York City 1.2456 0.04915 114 91 18 5
1579 That reminds me- did you pay our Macy's bill? 1.2456 0.04755 114 90 20 4
1580 I like the O.K. Boomer float! 1.2456 0.04755 114 90 20 4
1581 It's hard to tell which head has more hot air 1.2456 0.05071 114 92 16 6
1582 Your ego wants to know how our date is going... 1.2456 0.05071 114 92 16 6
1583 You did say you always wanted to be in the Macy's Thanksgiving Day parade. 1.2456 0.04915 114 91 18 5
1584 Mr. Macy, I think everyone will love it. 1.2456 0.04915 114 91 18 5
1585 I wish you'd tell your big brother to stop watching us! 1.2456 0.04915 114 91 18 5
1586 Bob, your forehead won't look bad from street level. 1.2456 0.04755 114 90 20 4
1587 I appreciate you making the time to meet my ex, he is a BIG part of my life 1.2456 0.04915 114 91 18 5
1588 Well, you mentioned your father was a bit intrusive... 1.2456 0.04755 114 90 20 4
1589 You promised me you’d be the bigger person” 1.2456 0.04589 114 89 22 3
1590 I think your father is a bigger problem than you realize. 1.2456 0.04755 114 90 20 4
1591 After seeing it blown up, I think you should get that mole checked out 1.2456 0.04589 114 89 22 3
1592 Happy Thanksgiving, darling, you made it into the parade. 1.2456 0.04915 114 91 18 5
1593 And your therapist said you were incapable of growth! 1.2456 0.04049 114 86 28 0
1594 I’m totally tripping off this cannabis-infused wine. How high are you? 1.2456 0.05368 114 94 12 8
1595 When I said i wanted a natural painting, I was thinking more along the lines of trees and flowers.... 1.2456 0.04589 114 89 22 3
1596 It's easy! You just send in a photo a few weeks before Thanksgiving and they make the balloon. 1.2456 0.04915 114 91 18 5
1597 I'm leaving you for him. 1.2456 0.05071 114 92 16 6
1598 Notice anything different about my hair? 1.2456 0.04915 114 91 18 5
1599 Mmm, full bodied! 1.2456 0.04416 114 88 24 2
1600 I told you these balconies have no privacy! 1.2456 0.05222 114 93 14 7
1601 Honey, are we watching the Thanksgiving Parade or the impeachment hearings? 1.2456 0.04915 114 91 18 5
1602 When you said you took A.P. Classes, I didn’t know you meant Astral Projection. 1.2456 0.04755 114 90 20 4
1603 You better deflate that alter ego right now or I am outta here. 1.2456 0.05071 114 92 16 6
1604 It's your Big Brother watching you. 1.2456 0.04589 114 89 22 3
1605 Sam! Your tethers are loose. 1.2456 0.04755 114 90 20 4
1606 That's the last time I'll ask for a double! 1.2456 0.04915 114 91 18 5
1607 It’s not stalking if he can’t help it! 1.2456 0.04755 114 90 20 4
1608 Honey, where was it that you got the wine? 1.2456 0.04755 114 90 20 4
1609 Your ego is here again, honey. 1.2456 0.04589 114 89 22 3
1610 Is it the wine, or do you see what I see? 1.2456 0.04237 114 87 26 1
1611 He says he's a Mr. Gulliver and he owns the building 1.2456 0.04589 114 89 22 3
1612 I don’t think your combination picture window and magnifying glass is going to be a big seller. 1.2456 0.04589 114 89 22 3
1613 It's so typical; someone moves to the upper east side and gets a big head 1.2456 0.04755 114 90 20 4
1614 It's Macy's mid-life parade. 1.2456 0.04589 114 89 22 3
1615 You said you wanted me to give you head. 1.2456 0.05071 114 92 16 6
1616 I won it in a raffle. First prize you would be the Grand Marshall. 1.2456 0.04589 114 89 22 3
1617 You see? I told you your facial hair looks facist. 1.2456 0.04915 114 91 18 5
1618 Yes, you do look like that 1.2456 0.04589 114 89 22 3
1619 Even your parade balloon is three sheets to the wind. 1.2456 0.04416 114 88 24 2
1620 No Bob, its not the alcohol. Faces in our window may appear larger than they are. 1.2456 0.04589 114 89 22 3
1621 Up until now, I never noticed , your brother is much taller. 1.2456 0.04755 114 90 20 4
1622 Don't answer the door! 1.2456 0.04915 114 91 18 5
1623 And here I thought 'Kong' was a Chinese family name. 1.2456 0.04416 114 88 24 2
1624 What a nice surprise! This must be your big brother. 1.2456 0.04237 114 87 26 1
1625 Are you ready to meet God John? 1.2456 0.04915 114 91 18 5
1626 The therapist recommended self-reflection, but this seemed more realistic 1.2456 0.04416 114 88 24 2
1627 I thought we would be safe from your father dining on the sixteenth floor 1.2456 0.05071 114 92 16 6
1628 Macy's Likes You! 1.2456 0.04589 114 89 22 3
1629 No it’s not the Macy’s parade ! 1.2456 0.04915 114 91 18 5
1630 There you go again, ruining the moment. 1.2456 0.04416 114 88 24 2
1631 Hey, it's your real-life emoji! 1.2456 0.05071 114 92 16 6
1632 I told you my father was a big man in this town. 1.2456 0.04755 114 90 20 4
1633 How MANY glasses of this have I had? 1.2456 0.04755 114 90 20 4
1634 Sometimes, I don't know what I see in you. 1.2456 0.05222 114 93 14 7
1635 Don’t be such a downer . Come watch the entitlement float . 1.2456 0.05071 114 92 16 6
1636 I thought you promised to never again invite your brother for drinks. 1.2456 0.04915 114 91 18 5
1637 That got my attention! Who are you? 1.2456 0.04915 114 91 18 5
1638 Now that you mention it, you do look a bit like my father. 1.2456 0.04589 114 89 22 3
1639 My new zoom lens captures every detail, right down to the silent despair in your eyes. 1.2456 0.05071 114 92 16 6
1640 This is an outstanding martini. 1.2456 0.04755 114 90 20 4
1641 I may have submitted a design for the thanksgiving parade. But they didn't get my eyes right. 1.2456 0.04589 114 89 22 3
1642 It's like wherever you go there you are, only bigger. 1.2456 0.04589 114 89 22 3
1643 And you're following Snoopy! 1.2456 0.04589 114 89 22 3
1644 So you say the nose job was outsourced? 1.2456 0.04589 114 89 22 3
1645 When you said you were going to be in the Thanksgiving parade, I thought you meant on a float 1.2456 0.04589 114 89 22 3
1646 Head's up! 1.2456 0.04589 114 89 22 3
1647 You see what!? Maybe you've had enough dear. 1.2456 0.04237 114 87 26 1
1648 As an early Christmas present I got you a spot in Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade 1.2456 0.04755 114 90 20 4
1649 Jurassic Clark 1.2456 0.05071 114 92 16 6
1650 That's really big of you 1.2456 0.05222 114 93 14 7
1651 Look, Jim - it's just like that dream you had! 1.2456 0.04915 114 91 18 5
1652 Baby Trump sleeps with the fishes. 1.2456 0.04915 114 91 18 5
1653 I forgot to mention I have a big brother. 1.2456 0.04589 114 89 22 3
1654 He's beginning to grow on me. 1.2437 0.04297 119 92 25 2
1655 Has it kicked in yet, honey? 1.2435 0.04553 115 90 22 3
1656 Do you see what I see? 1.2435 0.04553 115 90 22 3
1657 These new glasses work great! 1.2435 0.04553 115 90 22 3
1658 He reminds me of someone. 1.2435 0.04383 115 89 24 2
1659 That million dollars you gave to Macy's is finally paying off Todd.... 1.2435 0.04718 115 91 20 4
1660 Are you drinking what I'm drinking? 1.2435 0.04553 115 90 22 3
1661 Image may be closer than it appears. 1.2435 0.05180 115 94 14 7
1662 You're right, there IS a resemblance. 1.2435 0.04877 115 92 18 5
1663 You lookin' at me? 1.2435 0.04383 115 89 24 2
1664 Your are ahead of the Trump balloon ! 1.2435 0.04383 115 89 24 2
1665 Looks like Ancestry.com finally found your long-lost brother. 1.2435 0.04718 115 91 20 4
1666 Fred, it's your big brother again. 1.2435 0.04553 115 90 22 3
1667 What the heck is in this cab? 1.2435 0.04718 115 91 20 4
1668 Thanksgiving already... It gets earlier every year. 1.2435 0.04718 115 91 20 4
1669 I told you that one day all those years at Macy's would pay off. Now, let's enjoy the parade. 1.2435 0.04718 115 91 20 4
1670 Look! It's Dumbo! 1.2435 0.04718 115 91 20 4
1671 Honey, do you feel like we're in someone else's virtual reality? 1.2435 0.04383 115 89 24 2
1672 I think its pronounced Eff-Ih-Jee. 1.2435 0.04877 115 92 18 5
1673 Relax, they just do the magnifier to make your drink look larger. 1.2427 0.05248 103 83 15 5
1674 Call Macy's and let them know we found the missing parade balloon. 1.2427 0.05063 103 82 17 4
1675 How did you know my ex is one of the New York Giants? 1.2427 0.05063 103 82 17 4
1676 What do you give the man who has everything? 1.2424 0.04992 99 78 18 3
1677 Quick! We need a hundred bottles of wine and a huge glass. 1.2411 0.04787 112 89 19 4
1678 Look - you’re full of hot air 1.2411 0.04952 112 90 17 5
1679 The Kevin Baby stays until you stop sleeping with your assistant, Kevin. 1.2411 0.04787 112 89 19 4
1680 So what's wrong with a little head? 1.2411 0.04787 112 89 19 4
1681 He's got everything you've got and more. 1.2411 0.04438 112 87 23 2
1682 Projecting again, are we? 1.2411 0.04438 112 87 23 2
1683 The view's not quite what it used to be, is it? 1.2411 0.04952 112 90 17 5
1684 Just call Al Roker back already. 1.2411 0.04616 112 88 21 3
1685 You still can be the bigger man! 1.2411 0.04787 112 89 19 4
1686 I hope it's just a Macy's balloon 1.2411 0.04787 112 89 19 4
1687 It’s filled with even more hot air than you are. 1.2411 0.04438 112 87 23 2
1688 The Giants are in town this weekend. 1.2411 0.04952 112 90 17 5
1689 Honey, is that you? 1.2411 0.04616 112 88 21 3
1690 You should feel complimented, it's not everyone who gets his own Macy's ballon in the Christmas parade. 1.2411 0.04438 112 87 23 2
1691 Gary, your big brother os here! 1.2411 0.04438 112 87 23 2
1692 When you said you had a big brother you weren't kidding. 1.2411 0.04438 112 87 23 2
1693 Sure enough, your inflated ego rears its head again. 1.2411 0.04952 112 90 17 5
1694 I guess we’ll have to call the cloning facility for a refund. 1.2411 0.04787 112 89 19 4
1695 I’ve had it, Fred, with your inflated self-regard. 1.2411 0.04787 112 89 19 4
1696 I told you last week, I'm the Macy's parade "Man of the year". 1.2411 0.04787 112 89 19 4
1697 He’s saying something about soylent green and steroids. 1.2411 0.04438 112 87 23 2
1698 Well at least I don't have to stare at your face during the parade... 1.2411 0.04787 112 89 19 4
1699 The cheap wine caused Harry to dilate in place of his pupils- and larger than life- he discovered his receding hairline. 1.2411 0.04952 112 90 17 5
1700 Don't be alarmed. It's just your inflated ego. 1.2411 0.04616 112 88 21 3
1701 Full-bodied? Me or the wine? 1.2411 0.04616 112 88 21 3
1702 I think you have an inflated sense of self. 1.2411 0.04787 112 89 19 4
1703 Your brother is heading up 1.2411 0.05112 112 91 15 6
1704 Mirroring! How clever you are. 1.2411 0.04060 112 85 27 0
1705 You just need to be the bigger man. 1.2411 0.05112 112 91 15 6
1706 I thought it was man in the mirror,not man in the window. 1.2411 0.04616 112 88 21 3
1707 Big Brother is watching you again! 1.2411 0.04787 112 89 19 4
1708 Entering a self-portrait balloon in the Thanksgiving Day parade was genius, Darling! 1.2411 0.04787 112 89 19 4
1709 Do you always have to speak so highly of yourself? 1.2411 0.04952 112 90 17 5
1710 Ok, next hypothetical: you're Hitler and you have to kill Giant Hitler 1.2411 0.04787 112 89 19 4
1711 Buying your underwear at Macy’s has really paid off. 1.2411 0.04616 112 88 21 3
1712 Why didn't you tell me your brother was coming? 1.2411 0.04787 112 89 19 4
1713 Now that you’re relaxed, I’d like you to meet my lover, the colossus of New York. 1.2411 0.04787 112 89 19 4
1714 Did you say your big boss is coming for dinner today! 1.2411 0.04787 112 89 19 4
1715 It's your nosey big brother again Fred... 1.2411 0.04616 112 88 21 3
1716 Can he borrow some honey? He lost his honey bear camping upstate last week. 1.2411 0.04616 112 88 21 3
1717 Do you think that #MeToo knows that the Thanksgiving Parade added a "Peeping Tom" Baloon? 1.2411 0.04952 112 90 17 5
1718 On the bright side, your skin looks amazing! 1.2411 0.04253 112 86 25 1
1719 Hey, you made the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade! 1.2411 0.04438 112 87 23 2
1720 There's your overinflated ego again. 1.2411 0.04253 112 86 25 1
1721 Do you have a big brother? 1.2411 0.04787 112 89 19 4
1722 I thought you said we'd be alone! 1.2411 0.04616 112 88 21 3
1723 They made a parade balloon of YOU! 1.2411 0.04438 112 87 23 2
1724 Look, Honey, your balloon is here. 1.2411 0.04616 112 88 21 3
1725 Enjoying the view? 1.2411 0.04616 112 88 21 3
1726 The window washer's here! 1.2411 0.04787 112 89 19 4
1727 I told you being full of hot air would pay off someday. 1.2411 0.04438 112 87 23 2
1728 This CBD wine is tasty, do you feel anything? 1.2411 0.04787 112 89 19 4
1729 Every time you drink, the bigger you comes out. 1.2411 0.04787 112 89 19 4
1730 He said he wants a TALL wine cooler 1.2411 0.04616 112 88 21 3
1731 It's probably just because balloon hair is so expensive. 1.2411 0.05267 112 92 13 7
1732 They don't call him The Super for nothing... 1.2411 0.04952 112 90 17 5
1733 You didn’t tell me you were Macy’s parade famous! 1.2411 0.05112 112 91 15 6
1734 Exactly how high do you get on this wine? 1.2411 0.04787 112 89 19 4
1735 Since your birthday's on Thanksgiving.... 1.2411 0.04952 112 90 17 5
1736 My big brother is watching. 1.2411 0.04438 112 87 23 2
1737 Your twin really is living large isn't he ? 1.2411 0.04616 112 88 21 3
1738 Thanks, but I think I've had one too many. 1.2411 0.04616 112 88 21 3
1739 You know this year's parade theme was supposed to be joy for all the children but this balloon is scary as hell! 1.2411 0.04616 112 88 21 3
1740 Oh my God. I can see New Jersey from here. 1.2411 0.04616 112 88 21 3
1741 we need to downsize 1.2411 0.04253 112 86 25 1
1742 Sweetie are you sure this wine has nothing in it? 1.2411 0.04616 112 88 21 3
1743 Best balloon yet 1.2411 0.04787 112 89 19 4
1744 He said he's sorry for hogging up the placenta's blood supply in the womb. 1.2411 0.05112 112 91 15 6
1745 Your alter ego wants you to cut back on the old red wine. 1.2411 0.04787 112 89 19 4
1746 Look honey you replaced Garfield in the Thanksgiving Day Parade! 1.2411 0.04952 112 90 17 5
1747 Nice. 1.2411 0.05112 112 91 15 6
1748 This new wallpaper is so You! 1.2411 0.04952 112 90 17 5
1749 I don’t recognize half of the Thanksgiving Parade floats these days. 1.2411 0.04787 112 89 19 4
1750 your big brother is here to watch 1.2411 0.05112 112 91 15 6
1751 Well, its not as small as you think it is. 1.2411 0.04787 112 89 19 4
1752 Honey, it's your float! It's really flattering! 1.2411 0.04616 112 88 21 3
1753 The office had a name your partner as a parade float contest, and guess who won! 1.2411 0.04438 112 87 23 2
1754 I didn't know you had a Facelook account. 1.2411 0.04952 112 90 17 5
1755 No, I said "check out the nose on this swine". 1.2411 0.04952 112 90 17 5
1756 You weren't kidding! You did model for Macy's! 1.2411 0.04616 112 88 21 3
1757 I convinced the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade to honor YOU this year! 1.2411 0.05112 112 91 15 6
1758 Relax, it’s only your Super Ego. 1.2411 0.04952 112 90 17 5
1759 He is only looking for attention! 1.2411 0.04787 112 89 19 4
1760 so tell me, are you still into research on cloning? 1.2411 0.04787 112 89 19 4
1761 Did you pay last month’s bill at Macy’s? 1.2411 0.04787 112 89 19 4
1762 Bob your parade float brother is here. 1.2411 0.04438 112 87 23 2
1763 You said you wanted to be in the parade. 1.2411 0.04616 112 88 21 3
1764 They really nailed the 'ok, boomer' theme at this year's Thanksgiving Parade. 1.2411 0.04616 112 88 21 3
1765 The Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade has started! 1.2411 0.04616 112 88 21 3
1766 He said he's Fee-fi-fo-from the cloning lab on Park Avenue. 1.2411 0.04787 112 89 19 4
1767 Looks like the Ghostbusters are thinking of something totally weak and harmless again. 1.2411 0.04952 112 90 17 5
1768 Look! Macy's replaced "SpongeBob SquarePants" with "BlandBob InconsequentialTwit." 1.2411 0.04616 112 88 21 3
1769 When did you replace the Snoopy balloon in the Macy's parade? 1.2411 0.04787 112 89 19 4
1770 These Thanksgiving parade floats are getting scarily accurate. 1.2411 0.04253 112 86 25 1
1771 ‘Where did you get this mirror.’ 1.2411 0.04438 112 87 23 2
1772 You just need to focus on yourself 1.2389 0.04913 113 91 17 5
1773 Where are the ghostbusters when we need them? 1.2389 0.04580 113 89 21 3
1774 He’s the head bartender. 1.2389 0.04580 113 89 21 3
1775 What other Holiday plans are you going to float by me? 1.2385 0.04681 109 86 20 3
1776 You didn't tell me you were the Grand Marshal! 1.2364 0.04820 110 88 18 4
1777 Even though my husband has been working overtime on the parade I still feel like he is watching me! 1.2364 0.04644 110 87 20 3
1778 This is what I hate about being a doll. 1.2364 0.04820 110 88 18 4
1779 The flowered wallpaper was nicer. 1.2364 0.04269 110 85 24 1
1780 Just think, it all started with that YouTube video of your atomic wedgie. 1.2364 0.04990 110 89 16 5
1781 And you get to walk it to Herald Square. 1.2364 0.04644 110 87 20 3
1782 ‘Honey! You won the Macy’s float design contest!’ 1.2364 0.04644 110 87 20 3
1783 George, your big twin brother was walking by and wanted to know if he could use our bathroom. 1.2364 0.04990 110 89 16 5
1784 See? I told you your hairline was receding. 1.2364 0.04644 110 87 20 3
1785 honey he’s here to help not replace you! 1.2364 0.04820 110 88 18 4
1786 Look! It's your doppelscraper! 1.2364 0.04460 110 86 22 2
1787 Okay, boomer. 1.2364 0.04644 110 87 20 3
1788 Fraternal twins,identical twins or just brothers? 1.2353 0.04445 102 79 22 1
1789 I’m hoping you can see what I see..? 1.2353 0.04658 102 80 20 2
1790 Oh, that's Larry from across the street. Don't talk to him; after 30 minutes, he will just move on. 1.2348 0.04836 115 93 17 5
1791 This will be way more effective than the elf on the shelf 1.2342 0.04425 111 87 22 2
1792 It’s Alex, from Amazon Prime Plus. 1.2342 0.04781 111 89 18 4
1793 Nate! It's your dad! 1.2336 0.04893 107 86 17 4
1794 Out here, with just ones thoughts, you can really get in touch with yourself 1.2336 0.04710 107 85 19 3
1795 I told you that new prescription was safe. Your brother says he experienced no dizziness, nausea or suicidal tendencies. 1.2336 0.04710 107 85 19 3
1796 HE’S your pick for a threesome? 1.2336 0.05241 107 88 13 6
1797 Don’t believe what you hear. Size is everything. 1.2336 0.05070 107 87 15 5
1798 Macy’s is calling this the “Everyman” balloon 1.2336 0.04710 107 85 19 3
1799 Look, Hun... Your ego came to dinner! 1.2336 0.04519 107 84 21 2
1800 Hey, don't be mad at your brother just because he went to bigness school and you didn't! 1.2336 0.04710 107 85 19 3
1801 Nice, but don't let the gas go to your head. 1.2336 0.04710 107 85 19 3
1802 Your big brother's at it again. 1.2336 0.04710 107 85 19 3
1803 You said,New Yorkers have the big head. My God it's true." 1.2336 0.04519 107 84 21 2
1804 Why didn't you tell me you would be in Macy's parade? 1.2336 0.04893 107 86 17 4
1805 Can you believe it? Big Brother is watching. 1.2336 0.04710 107 85 19 3
1806 Your amazing self portrait cleverly hides your weak chin. 1.2336 0.04519 107 84 21 2
1807 The Feldmans on ayahuasca as Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade passes by their apartment. 1.2336 0.04710 107 85 19 3
1808 Wow, Macy's must be getting really desperate! 1.2336 0.04519 107 84 21 2
1809 You’ve finally got your parade – happy now? 1.2336 0.04710 107 85 19 3
1810 Is it the wine or is this portrait starting to grow on you? 1.2336 0.04710 107 85 19 3
1811 Didn't I warn you about Big Brother? 1.2336 0.04710 107 85 19 3
1812 Shouldn't the security camera be turned the other way? 1.2336 0.05070 107 87 15 5
1813 I didn't realize your Big Brother looks exactly like you. 1.2336 0.04893 107 86 17 4
1814 YOUR ALTER EGO IS BACK!!!!!! 1.2336 0.04710 107 85 19 3
1815 That Thanksgiving Parade Balloon of you broke loose and has made its way home. How sweet. 1.2336 0.04519 107 84 21 2
1816 I really have to cut down those poppy-seed muffins! 1.2336 0.05241 107 88 13 6
1817 Be careful with those appetizers; you don't want to blow up like a balloon. 1.2336 0.04519 107 84 21 2
1818 Now I know how Snoopy feels on Thanksgiving. 1.2336 0.04710 107 85 19 3
1819 I’m not THAT Bald! 1.2336 0.04893 107 86 17 4
1820 He is also full of hot air. 1.2336 0.04893 107 86 17 4
1821 Well,this is kind of a funny story,I think you'll enjoy this one. 1.2336 0.05070 107 87 15 5
1822 I’ll have what you’re having. 1.2336 0.04710 107 85 19 3
1823 The Macy’s parade has more realistic floats this year. 1.2336 0.04519 107 84 21 2
1824 I thought your daemon was supposed to be an animal. 1.2336 0.04710 107 85 19 3
1825 My whole life is passing before your eyes. 1.2336 0.04893 107 86 17 4
1826 Hon, your big brother really *is* watching... 1.2336 0.04710 107 85 19 3
1827 I didn’t know you were in the Macy’s parade this year. 1.2336 0.04710 107 85 19 3
1828 Remember our discussion about opening our marriage up to new experiences? 1.2336 0.05070 107 87 15 5
1829 Our neighbor has a very inflated ego. 1.2336 0.04519 107 84 21 2
1830 I thought you would like the view! 1.2336 0.04519 107 84 21 2
1831 Do you ever feel haunted by your biggest mistake? 1.2336 0.05070 107 87 15 5
1832 He looked smaller on Tinder.... 1.2336 0.05070 107 87 15 5
1833 Believe me, I had to pull some strings. But since your birthday fell on Thanksgiving this year, I thought this would be the perfect gift. 1.2336 0.04319 107 83 23 1
1834 Okay, Mr. Egotistical. I'm pretty sure that's Garfield. 1.2336 0.05241 107 88 13 6
1835 You've always wanted me to enhance my self-esteem. 1.2336 0.04710 107 85 19 3
1836 I told you there was a downside to these tiny homes. 1.2336 0.04710 107 85 19 3
1837 Maybe the toupee fell off. See if it’s wearing a diaper. 1.2336 0.04893 107 86 17 4
1838 When you drink too much while watching the Thanksgiving Say parade. 1.2336 0.04319 107 83 23 1
1839 It's Big Brother Ernie - he forgot to phone ahead again. 1.2336 0.04519 107 84 21 2
1840 Mocking you? What makes you think that? 1.2336 0.04319 107 83 23 1
1841 I'm afraid I've met someone new. He's just like you, but taller. 1.2336 0.04893 107 86 17 4
1842 Can you see yourself living here? 1.2336 0.04420 107 86 18 3
1843 Hey buddy. You have beautiful eyes. 1.2336 0.04710 107 85 19 3
1844 Frank, I'm not sure you needed to make it anatomically correct. 1.2336 0.04710 107 85 19 3
1845 Darling, your delusions of grandeur are scaring the wine. 1.2336 0.04893 107 86 17 4
1846 Our boy has gotten SO BIG! 1.2336 0.04519 107 84 21 2
1847 Look at this .... and you thought King Kong was freaky?? 1.2336 0.04519 107 84 21 2
1848 So after all this time you finally decided to be the bigger person. 1.2336 0.04710 107 85 19 3
1849 I never said I didn’t have a type. 1.2336 0.05241 107 88 13 6
1850 Can you throw your voice too? 1.2336 0.04710 107 85 19 3
1851 Happy Birthday, Reginald. As your gift, I put you in the Macy's parade. What better than a huge head filled with hot air to depict my husband who never pays attention to anything I say or do? 1.2336 0.04893 107 86 17 4
1852 Appears your ego has inflated itself again. 1.2336 0.04893 107 86 17 4
1853 Henry, I've never seen that version of you before. 1.2336 0.04710 107 85 19 3
1854 You have a float?! 1.2336 0.04710 107 85 19 3
1855 You vs. the guy she tells you not to worry about 1.2336 0.05070 107 87 15 5
1856 He looks familiar. 1.2336 0.04893 107 86 17 4
1857 You are the last balloon before Santa. 1.2336 0.05070 107 87 15 5
1858 It's your 23andMe special order. 1.2336 0.04319 107 83 23 1
1859 Look who's in the Macy's Day Parade! 1.2336 0.04519 107 84 21 2
1860 Don't worry he's more scared of you than you are of you 1.2330 0.04820 103 82 18 3
1861 You didn't! 1.2315 0.04482 108 85 21 2
1862 Your big brother wants to see you. 1.2315 0.04482 108 85 21 2
1863 Did you spike this? 1.2315 0.04853 108 87 17 4
1864 So big of you...... 1.2315 0.05028 108 88 15 5
1865 See - your nose hair sticks out. 1.2315 0.04482 108 85 21 2
1866 Honey, why don't you ever look at me the way YOU look at me? 1.2315 0.04853 108 87 17 4
1867 Surprise! For your birthday, I got you your own balloon in the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade. 1.2315 0.04853 108 87 17 4
1868 Do you happen to have a Big Brother? 1.2315 0.04671 108 86 19 3
1869 I didn’t know Humpty Dumpty had a mustache 1.2315 0.04853 108 87 17 4
1870 you've met your match 1.2315 0.04671 108 86 19 3
1871 I’m not doing this to mean, but you have to face reality. You. Are. Bald. 1.2315 0.04671 108 86 19 3
1872 'Its got three billion pixels. Don't you love it?' 1.2315 0.04853 108 87 17 4
1873 Your big brother finally came to visit! 1.2315 0.04671 108 86 19 3
1874 It's a giant version of you, and it's fucking the building! 1.2315 0.05028 108 88 15 5
1875 I always knew you had an inflated ego. 1.2308 0.04970 104 84 16 4
1876 Congratulations! They’ve put windbags into the Thanksgiving Day parade! 1.2294 0.04986 109 89 15 5
1877 Oh, honey! It's not that strong! 1.2294 0.04724 109 90 14 5
1878 Daddy, I told you that there was people living in my doll house! 1.2294 0.04813 109 88 17 4
1879 Does the Macy’s Day Parade really need a Dr. Phil inflatable? 1.2294 0.05316 109 91 11 7
1880 Maybe the room with a view was for him? 1.2294 0.04986 109 89 15 5
1881 He says his name is Harvey Wallbanger 1.2277 0.04850 101 81 17 3
1882 This close-up shows that your mustache is actually nose hair. 1.2277 0.05243 101 83 13 5
1883 There were no new Disney balloon characters to publicize this year so they did one of their head accountant. 1.2268 0.04518 97 76 20 1
1884 No peeking! 1.2264 0.04698 106 85 18 3
1885 He's harmless, he just wants to know what ads to show us 1.2264 0.04698 106 85 18 3
1886 Remember, Tom, what happens in Tiny Town stays in Tiny Town. 1.2264 0.04698 106 85 18 3
1887 I knew it would come to this. It’s Thomas E. Dewey back from the dead, floating a trial balloon. 1.2264 0.04503 106 84 20 2
1888 C’est la moustache de ton pere! 1.2264 0.04698 106 85 18 3
1889 This wine really goes to your head. 1.2255 0.04808 102 82 17 3
1890 This is why we only drink natural wines. 1.2255 0.04808 102 82 17 3
1891 Come closer so you can watch the parade. 1.2255 0.04386 102 80 21 1
1892 Take my seat, I insist. 1.2255 0.04808 102 82 17 3
1893 This drink brings out your eyes! 1.2255 0.04602 102 81 19 2
1894 Your bloated sense of self-importance is really getting out of hand. 1.2255 0.04808 102 82 17 3
1895 Don't be silly. It's the Diary of a Wimpy Kid as an adult float. 1.2255 0.04602 102 81 19 2
1896 One sip and already I’m seeing double. 1.2255 0.04602 102 81 19 2
1897 They'll get over Snoopy. 1.2255 0.05196 102 84 13 5
1898 Look honey - your ego! 1.2255 0.05196 102 84 13 5
1899 It's the new balloon... Peeping Tom! 1.2255 0.04808 102 82 17 3
1900 ? "Shall we invite him in for a large cocktail?" 1.2255 0.04808 102 82 17 3
1901 It's the #MeToo balloon! 1.2255 0.05006 102 83 15 4
1902 I told you that I got you into the Macy's day parade! 1.2255 0.04808 102 82 17 3
1903 You always said if you were a bigger man, you'd apologize to my mother. 1.2255 0.04602 102 81 19 2
1904 Remember hearing that accountants were making a balloon for the parade? 1.2255 0.05196 102 84 13 5
1905 Our Thanksgiving sweepstake included parade view room and personal balloon 1.2255 0.04808 102 82 17 3
1906 It's worse - your own big brother is watching you. 1.2255 0.05006 102 83 15 4
1907 waypastyourprime.com sponsored the parade this year 1.2255 0.05196 102 84 13 5
1908 Here’s to grand connoisseurs of narcissism. 1.2255 0.05006 102 83 15 4
1909 George, I have the strangest feeling that I am being watched. 1.2255 0.04386 102 80 21 1
1910 Is this what George Orwell warned us about? 1.2255 0.04808 102 82 17 3
1911 You look a little deflated today dear. 1.2255 0.04158 102 79 23 0
1912 They grow up so fast, don't they? 1.2255 0.05006 102 83 15 4
1913 Your eyes are bigger than your stomach. 1.2255 0.05006 102 83 15 4
1914 Junior says he’s feeling bloated. 1.2255 0.04602 102 81 19 2
1915 This has got to be the worst parade balloon ever ! 1.2255 0.05006 102 83 15 4
1916 And here's the one of you at your present age! 1.2255 0.04602 102 81 19 2
1917 Katherine, do not turn your head... and stay still... 1.2255 0.04808 102 82 17 3
1918 What do you think, honey, should I offer him a drink? 1.2255 0.04386 102 80 21 1
1919 This is the worst Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade ever! 1.2255 0.05196 102 84 13 5
1920 What’s the big deal? 1.2255 0.04386 102 80 21 1
1921 It's this year's new balloon....the perv 1.2255 0.05006 102 83 15 4
1922 Talk about Big Brother! 1.2255 0.04602 102 81 19 2
1923 Somehow, Macy's manages to outdo itself each Thanksgiving. 1.2255 0.04808 102 82 17 3
1924 Are you sure you read the privacy policy of that phone app? 1.2255 0.04808 102 82 17 3
1925 My psychiatrist was right. 1.2255 0.04602 102 81 19 2
1926 Happy Macy's Day Parade, Hon. I bought a balloon for you! 1.2255 0.04158 102 79 23 0
1927 Thank God your big brother got caught up in parade traffic. Last Thanksgiving he ate everything in sight. 1.2255 0.04602 102 81 19 2
1928 All of those years working for Macy's paid off. 1.2255 0.04602 102 81 19 2
1929 Isn’t Macy’s target marketing campaign going great! 1.2255 0.04808 102 82 17 3
1930 Oh look, it's your doppelganger on steroids. 1.2255 0.04808 102 82 17 3
1931 So what if your balloon came after Spongebob's in the parade, sweetheart? Don't look so deflated! 1.2255 0.04386 102 80 21 1
1932 Cheese-it! We're on whistleblower-cam. 1.2255 0.04808 102 82 17 3
1933 Well look at that Stanley, your over-inflated ego has made it into the Macey’s Parade. 1.2255 0.05006 102 83 15 4
1934 He nose about us ! 1.2255 0.05006 102 83 15 4
1935 Look Ralph, your inflated ego is in the Macy's Parade this year. 1.2255 0.04602 102 81 19 2
1936 Its called Face Look! 1.2255 0.04808 102 82 17 3
1937 I love the Macy's Day Parade, don't you? 1.2255 0.05006 102 83 15 4
1938 Can you please tell your id that we're about to have dinner? 1.2255 0.04602 102 81 19 2
1939 Don't you think you should have waited until you are elected before you put this up? 1.2255 0.04602 102 81 19 2
1940 The kids and I wanted a father figure we could look up to. 1.2255 0.04808 102 82 17 3
1941 Is it already Thanksgiving? 1.2255 0.04808 102 82 17 3
1942 It's not completely naked; he's wearing a sign about parking in the Macy's employee-of-the-month space. 1.2255 0.04386 102 80 21 1
1943 I think you should be flattered, Harold. After all, they made a giant baby blimp of the president when he came to London too! 1.2255 0.05196 102 84 13 5
1944 So it will just be right here until the parade? 1.2255 0.05006 102 83 15 4
1945 I hope you don't mind - I invited our neighbor Bob over... 1.2255 0.04602 102 81 19 2
1946 Your alter ego agrees with me. 1.2255 0.04808 102 82 17 3
1947 I'm just going to be the bigger man here! 1.2255 0.04808 102 82 17 3
1948 Cheers! You're the next big thing. 1.2255 0.04808 102 82 17 3
1949 He says he can't come back later. When the parade ends, he's being deflated. 1.2255 0.04602 102 81 19 2
1950 Can you hear me now? 1.2255 0.04808 102 82 17 3
1951 You're right next to Snoopy and the Grinch! 1.2255 0.05196 102 84 13 5
1952 I'm leaving you, Tom. It seems bigger is, in fact, better. 1.2255 0.04808 102 82 17 3
1953 Honey, your big brother is watching. 1.2255 0.04602 102 81 19 2
1954 The thanksgiving parade ? Really ?!! 1.2255 0.05196 102 84 13 5
1955 Thank you Harold, it's nice to finally feel seen. 1.2255 0.04158 102 79 23 0
1956 I told you there was a great view of the Thanksgiving parade. 1.2255 0.05196 102 84 13 5
1957 Is that your big brother? 1.2255 0.04602 102 81 19 2
1958 George,did you order magnifying glass for this mirror? 1.2255 0.05006 102 83 15 4
1959 One martini and I'm seeing two Groucho's. 1.2255 0.05006 102 83 15 4
1960 You must be desperate to pick up a woman. 1.2255 0.04808 102 82 17 3
1961 You're telling me you're in the Thanksgiving Day Parade? Prove it! 1.2255 0.04808 102 82 17 3
1962 I know it's unusual Jerry, but the therapist recommended a visual demonstration of your inflated ego. 1.2255 0.05196 102 84 13 5
1963 I promise, I won’t let the Promotion go to my head. 1.2255 0.04602 102 81 19 2
1964 Every year on Thanksgiving, you look more like Snoopy. 1.2255 0.04602 102 81 19 2
1965 Guess I assumed ‘Big Brother’ was a figure of speech. 1.2255 0.04808 102 82 17 3
1966 The balloons at the Thanksgiving Day Parade have not aged well 1.2255 0.04602 102 81 19 2
1967 I told your ego we’d meet him for drinks. 1.2255 0.05196 102 84 13 5
1968 You didn't tell me you would be in the parade. 1.2255 0.04386 102 80 21 1
1969 Look Dennis, it's this years annual dull pride parade. 1.2255 0.04808 102 82 17 3
1970 Something about Brobdingnab. 1.2255 0.05006 102 83 15 4
1971 What were you expecting, Trump blimp! 1.2255 0.05006 102 83 15 4
1972 Should we dial back the exposure therapy a tad? 1.2255 0.04602 102 81 19 2
1973 It's your Tinder profile picture as a parade balloon. Merry Christmas! 1.2255 0.05006 102 83 15 4
1974 They’ll let anyone in the Thanksgiving Day parade. 1.2255 0.05380 102 85 11 6
1975 And there's one more thing I bought. The Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade is now sponsored by us! 1.2255 0.05006 102 83 15 4
1976 Eric, I've commissioned this balloon at incredible expense in order to force you to confront the fact that you are not the singular man on earth who can rock a toothbrush mustache without looking, at the very least, Hitler-adjacent. 1.2255 0.05196 102 84 13 5
1977 Happy birthday!! It´s your own Thanksgiving Parade float 1.2255 0.04386 102 80 21 1
1978 If this version is to scale, he might have a normal size dick" 1.2255 0.05006 102 83 15 4
1979 I'm glad to see you have been taking some time to do self-reflecting. 1.2255 0.05006 102 83 15 4
1980 I'm going to pretend I didn't see that. 1.2255 0.04808 102 82 17 3
1981 Well Harry, I’d say its tremendous nose indicates a higher level of acid. 1.2255 0.05006 102 83 15 4
1982 Yeah, just download the ap, and you can design your own Macy's parade baloon! 1.2255 0.04602 102 81 19 2
1983 Who would have thought that a whistleblower could become so famous!?!? 1.2255 0.05196 102 84 13 5
1984 How long can your Mom hold him up there? 1.2255 0.04386 102 80 21 1
1985 Didn’t I tell you? Macy’s is allowing vanity balloons this year. 1.2255 0.04602 102 81 19 2
1986 Mass surveillance makes me feel ugly too, Robert 1.2255 0.04386 102 80 21 1
1987 Finally a good reason for your head being full of hot air! 1.2255 0.04602 102 81 19 2
1988 I find drinking wine with you a tad self-indulgent. 1.2255 0.05006 102 83 15 4
1989 Jim, could you please tell your brother to use the front door like everyone else. 1.2255 0.04386 102 80 21 1
1990 Raise glasses, Here's Looking at You! 1.2255 0.04602 102 81 19 2
1991 He says you have a big nose. 1.2255 0.04808 102 82 17 3
1992 He wants to know if Snoopy and Ronald can join our family for dinner after the parade. 1.2255 0.04808 102 82 17 3
1993 I call it, "Accidental Zoom." 1.2255 0.05196 102 84 13 5
1994 When you said 'ventriloquist', I had something else in mind. 1.2255 0.04808 102 82 17 3
1995 I think you have a doppelgänger. 1.2255 0.04602 102 81 19 2
1996 I never noticed how dirty your mustache was until now. 1.2255 0.04273 102 82 18 2
1997 Oh look, Dear! You made it into the Macy's Day Parade. 1.2255 0.05196 102 84 13 5
1998 Herb, could it be your self concept is a trifle inflated? 1.2255 0.04808 102 82 17 3
1999 Really? Your ex-wife actually designed Macy's turkey balloon? 1.2255 0.04386 102 80 21 1
2000 Oh Honey! It's you! 1.2255 0.05380 102 85 11 6
2001 It's a new balloon for the parade, celebrating accountants. 1.2255 0.04808 102 82 17 3
2002 Gulliver, Ed. Ed, Gulliver. I told you I had a past. 1.2255 0.04602 102 81 19 2
2003 Until this very moment, I always thought you had the biggest balls I’d ever seen Bill... 1.2255 0.05196 102 84 13 5
2004 So you really are full of hot air! 1.2255 0.04808 102 82 17 3
2005 Arthur, I'm seeing your big brother. 1.2255 0.05006 102 83 15 4
2006 My father will be staying with us for a while. Can you bring his bags up? 1.2255 0.04808 102 82 17 3
2007 Looks like Macy's is finally honoring the average Joe. 1.2255 0.04808 102 82 17 3
2008 You look familiar. Aren't you someone big around here? 1.2255 0.04808 102 82 17 3
2009 Objects in the mirror appear closer than they are. 1.2255 0.04808 102 82 17 3
2010 Looks like your Ego was delivered. 1.2255 0.04808 102 82 17 3
2011 I don’t know where Macy’s is going with this new float either. 1.2255 0.04808 102 82 17 3
2012 I don’t like the new mirror , it makes my butt look big. 1.2255 0.05006 102 83 15 4
2013 I know you said I had an inflated ego but even I think this is too much 1.2255 0.05196 102 84 13 5
2014 His wife will be joining us in 10 minutes. She got delayed by the archery contest in Central Park. 1.2255 0.04808 102 82 17 3
2015 Here comes your bust! 1.2255 0.04602 102 81 19 2
2016 You're right up there with the Grinch and Snoopy! 1.2255 0.05006 102 83 15 4
2017 Putting mescaline in the mescal was genius. Genius! 1.2255 0.04602 102 81 19 2
2018 All right, so you're the laughingstock of the nation. But you made it into the Macy's Thanksgiving Day parade! 1.2255 0.04808 102 82 17 3
2019 You should be proud. It's the first time Macy's has honored the Nudist of the Year. 1.2255 0.05196 102 84 13 5
2020 Did no one tell Frank we were downsizing? 1.2255 0.04808 102 82 17 3
2021 Big brother is watching you, Winston. 1.2255 0.05196 102 84 13 5
2022 Best Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade Balloon EVER! 1.2255 0.05006 102 83 15 4
2023 I told him to keep an eye on things, but only when we're away ! 1.2255 0.05006 102 83 15 4
2024 Remember when I said you have big shoes to fill? 1.2255 0.04602 102 81 19 2
2025 Honey look, they're finally celebrating mediocrity! 1.2255 0.04808 102 82 17 3
2026 You know, I have never actually tried natural wine! 1.2255 0.05196 102 84 13 5
2027 I don’t know. I preferred the smaller avatars. You? 1.2255 0.05006 102 83 15 4
2028 It’s a new balloon for aging baby boomers in the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade 1.2255 0.05006 102 83 15 4
2029 I've got a feeling somebody's watching me. 1.2255 0.04808 102 82 17 3
2030 It's big brother again. 1.2255 0.04602 102 81 19 2
2031 Don't worry babe, size doesn't matter to me! 1.2255 0.05196 102 84 13 5
2032 I know you wanted the Giant Baby Trump, but I thought I’d surprise you! 1.2255 0.05196 102 84 13 5
2033 Well, they got your ego correct. 1.2255 0.04386 102 80 21 1
2034 You're ego's much better looking than you, Morrie. 1.2255 0.04808 102 82 17 3
2035 This is the last time I’m ever drinking cannabis wine. 1.2255 0.04808 102 82 17 3
2036 its 4K facial recognition, and you should carry tweezers, harry. 1.2255 0.04808 102 82 17 3
2037 Oh look, honey! It’s the fearful white man float! 1.2255 0.04602 102 81 19 2
2038 ...seems you ordered a large one 1.2255 0.05006 102 83 15 4
2039 Alistair, you've had enough to drink! You look as though you've seen a ghost. 1.2255 0.04386 102 80 21 1
2040 Big Brother" has just stepped it up a level 1.2255 0.04808 102 82 17 3
2041 Big Brother? No, I mean it's your big brother! 1.2255 0.05557 102 86 9 7
2042 We need to move to a new dollhouse. 1.2255 0.04808 102 82 17 3
2043 So I have a type. 1.2255 0.04158 102 79 23 0
2044 I told you he was a big fan of your work. 1.2255 0.04808 102 82 17 3
2045 Should I have made two roasts? 1.2255 0.04602 102 81 19 2
2046 Your brother is here, we're going to need to break out the Magnum. 1.2255 0.04602 102 81 19 2
2047 Hey look! You're a Thanksgiving Parade balloon! 1.2255 0.04808 102 82 17 3
2048 I told you he's a big idiot. Now do you believe me? 1.2255 0.04808 102 82 17 3
2049 Wow, you're in the Macy's parade! 1.2255 0.04602 102 81 19 2
2050 You may have convinced yourself otherwise, but size matters. 1.2255 0.04808 102 82 17 3
2051 It looks like Macy's can no longer afford Snoopy. 1.2255 0.04808 102 82 17 3
2052 I love how these huge bay windows make everything look bigger! 1.2255 0.04602 102 81 19 2
2053 Did I mention I live in a fun house? 1.2255 0.04602 102 81 19 2
2054 Refill on the absinthe? 1.2255 0.04808 102 82 17 3
2055 I dunno. Is it me or are those Thanksgiving Day Parade balloons getting a little too niche market? 1.2255 0.04602 102 81 19 2
2056 Who says peyote and wine don't mix. There is nothing like a mutual hallucination. 1.2255 0.04602 102 81 19 2
2057 At least put some pants on it. 1.2255 0.04808 102 82 17 3
2058 It's like you, but more obvious! 1.2255 0.04808 102 82 17 3
2059 That's a very realistic mural, isn't it? 1.2255 0.04602 102 81 19 2
2060 You idiot, I don't think its funny 1.2255 0.04808 102 82 17 3
2061 Darling, don't you just love the postmodern society in which we live? 1.2255 0.04808 102 82 17 3
2062 Don't be so big headed about everything and have another glass of wine. 1.2255 0.04808 102 82 17 3
2063 Steve, come look! It's the annual nerd and loser pride parade. 1.2255 0.04808 102 82 17 3
2064 your brother is really is big. 1.2255 0.04808 102 82 17 3
2065 No wonder we have a global helium shortage, you vain bastard! 1.2255 0.05006 102 83 15 4
2066 How long has you're brother played in the NBA? 1.2255 0.04808 102 82 17 3
2067 Doesn't my new funhouse mirror make the room seem larger? 1.2255 0.05006 102 83 15 4
2068 Except for his size, I swear he’s your doppelgänger. 1.2255 0.04808 102 82 17 3
2069 Before therapy I used to make balloon animals. 1.2255 0.04386 102 80 21 1
2070 Wow, you're a twin? Identical or fraternal? 1.2255 0.04602 102 81 19 2
2071 Honey, Big Brother is watching you! 1.2255 0.04808 102 82 17 3
2072 Your clone wants revenge on his creator, run! 1.2255 0.04808 102 82 17 3
2073 King Kong he's not. 1.2255 0.04808 102 82 17 3
2074 I think it's your brother Tim..... the one who worked at Three Mile Island. 1.2255 0.04808 102 82 17 3
2075 You didn’t tell me you were a Macy’s Parade model! 1.2255 0.04808 102 82 17 3
2076 What doppelgänger, dear? 1.2255 0.04386 102 80 21 1
2077 There you go with your paranoia again. You are not being watched so can we get on with our divorce agreement. 1.2255 0.04386 102 80 21 1
2078 Come quick, Herb, the Baby Trump balloon is next! 1.2255 0.04602 102 81 19 2
2079 I told you we should buy another case . 1.2255 0.04602 102 81 19 2
2080 I did not know how narcissistic you really are! 1.2255 0.04808 102 82 17 3
2081 He seems thirsty. Do you think we have enough wine for three? 1.2255 0.05006 102 83 15 4
2082 It's a balloon of you as the Trump baby. 1.2255 0.04602 102 81 19 2
2083 We only went out a few times in college - I don't see why you find that so intimidating. 1.2255 0.05006 102 83 15 4
2084 See? I told you it shows hints of eucalyptus! 1.2255 0.04602 102 81 19 2
2085 You're made the parade as the model for inflated revenue statements! 1.2255 0.04808 102 82 17 3
2086 I hope you like surprises, balloons, and impractical gifts! 1.2255 0.04808 102 82 17 3
2087 But I told you I'd invited my big boss over for drinks. 1.2255 0.05196 102 84 13 5
2088 Password protection is the least of my problems. 1.2255 0.05380 102 85 11 6
2089 Harry is here to scare the pigeons away. 1.2255 0.04158 102 79 23 0
2090 You've always been full of hot air. 1.2255 0.04808 102 82 17 3
2091 Streaming brings out the best in you. 1.2255 0.04808 102 82 17 3
2092 Oh, that Ancestry sample I sent for you as a surprise? Nothing came of it, why do you ask? 1.2255 0.04808 102 82 17 3
2093 Since your birthday landed on Thanksgiving this year, I just wanted to surprise you! 1.2255 0.04386 102 80 21 1
2094 Since when did uncle Charley grow a mustache? 1.2255 0.05006 102 83 15 4
2095 It started when we got that smart speaker. 1.2255 0.04602 102 81 19 2
2096 Honey, I think your big brother is watching us. 1.2255 0.05006 102 83 15 4
2097 I got you into this year’s Macy’s Parade, honey! 1.2255 0.04386 102 80 21 1
2098 Too on the nose? 1.2255 0.04386 102 80 21 1
2099 You've never mentioned a twin! 1.2255 0.04808 102 82 17 3
2100 I see you Floated Macy's a Loan to underwrite the Thanksgiving Parade despite the Bankruptcy 1.2255 0.04386 102 80 21 1
2101 There was no better way to convince you to shave that eyesore. 1.2255 0.05006 102 83 15 4
2102 I just figured out what this wine is infused with. 1.2255 0.04602 102 81 19 2
2103 Look! Macy’s added a Zelensky balloon. 1.2255 0.04808 102 82 17 3
2104 I didn't know you were a Macy's Parade balloon. 1.2255 0.05006 102 83 15 4
2105 Do you remember when I sent your photo into the parade balloon contest? 1.2255 0.04602 102 81 19 2
2106 No point in going to the parade. 1.2255 0.04386 102 80 21 1
2107 So how much did this so called publicist charge us to make you 'The Big Man' on the street' by thanksgiving 1.2255 0.05006 102 83 15 4
2108 Oh dear, this must be the nosy neighbour they mentioned during the open house. 1.2255 0.04602 102 81 19 2
2109 I hope this doesn't freak you out, but you're the spitting image of my late husband! 1.2255 0.05380 102 85 11 6
2110 These gender reveals are really getting out of hand. 1.2233 0.04766 103 83 17 3
2111 I forgot to tell you--Macy's had a parade sale. 1.2233 0.04766 103 83 17 3
2112 Sorry honey,I liked the Baby Trump balloon better 1.2233 0.04766 103 83 17 3
2113 You’re missing the Macy’s Middle Managers Day Parade!” 1.2233 0.05150 103 85 13 5
2114 Deja View 1.2233 0.05150 103 85 13 5
2115 Oh look, Jerry, they've found a replacement for the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man! 1.2233 0.04962 103 84 15 4
2116 The Baby Trump people did it. Come check out your body. 1.2233 0.04766 103 83 17 3
2117 Look, he scared the blue jays away. 1.2233 0.04962 103 84 15 4
2118 I told you that running for president would cause some nasty backlash! 1.2233 0.04766 103 83 17 3
2119 Do you get the feeling we're being watched? 1.2233 0.04766 103 83 17 3
2120 Ever feel like the Alexa video screen is watching us? 1.2233 0.04562 103 82 19 2
2121 They were looking for baby Trump replacements sssooo... 1.2233 0.04562 103 82 19 2
2122 You're the one who said 'Super-size me' 1.2233 0.04766 103 83 17 3
2123 I swear, they never get Snoopy right. 1.2233 0.04962 103 84 15 4
2124 How do you compensate the other 364 days of the year? 1.2233 0.04562 103 82 19 2
2125 Is this the id or super ego float, Greg? 1.2233 0.04124 103 80 23 0
2126 Uneasy lies the head that has imbibed one too many vodka martinis, Morty. 1.2200 0.04399 100 79 20 1
2127 Now aren't you glad we got the biggest 3D printer available? 1.2200 0.04163 100 78 22 0
2128 You said you wanted to be watched 1.2200 0.04837 100 81 16 3
2129 I told you my ex left some big shoes to fill. 1.2200 0.04623 100 80 18 2
2130 It's your quadroppelganger. 1.2200 0.04837 100 81 16 3
2131 I think he still hasn't gotten used to the downsizing! 1.2200 0.04837 100 81 16 3
2132 These parade balloons are getting very realistic. 1.2200 0.04837 100 81 16 3
2133 I wanted to see you in the Macy’s Parade but you said you wouldn’t march! 1.2200 0.04623 100 80 18 2
2134 Your selfie balloon has arrived. 1.2200 0.04837 100 81 16 3
2135 Why don't you invite your ego to join us, Harry? 1.2200 0.05041 100 82 14 4
2136 Harvey look. They've personalized the Thanksgiving Day Parade. 1.2200 0.04837 100 81 16 3
2137 Extraordinary. In every other respect you could be identical twins. 1.2200 0.05041 100 82 14 4
2138 Well, I think your Macy's Thanksgiving parade balloon does you justice. 1.2200 0.04837 100 81 16 3
2139 You didn’t tell me your brother was so...handsome 1.2200 0.04837 100 81 16 3
2140 So instead of a pension you opted for a balloon in the Thanksgiving Day Parade! 1.2200 0.04837 100 81 16 3
2141 He is asking about our downsizing plan. 1.2200 0.04623 100 80 18 2
2142 Oh, it's just my Ex-husband. You'll get use to him. He kind of grows on you. 1.2200 0.05041 100 82 14 4
2143 Yeah, pretty good. Yourself? 1.2200 0.04623 100 80 18 2
2144 I'm not such a fan of this vintage, Ernest. 1.2200 0.04163 100 78 22 0
2145 Jeffrey, I should tell you --Daddy's a little possessive 1.2200 0.04623 100 80 18 2
2146 I should have never doubted you when you said your father had some big shoes to fill. 1.2200 0.04623 100 80 18 2
2147 Uber Eats makes sense now that Gord and I don't have to deal with the doorman. 1.2200 0.04837 100 81 16 3
2148 Have we met before? 1.2200 0.04623 100 80 18 2
2149 Honey, there's someone I'd like you to meet. 1.2200 0.04623 100 80 18 2
2150 On some level it's gotta hurt when they burn you in effigy. 1.2200 0.04163 100 78 22 0
2151 your twin got more milk than you.. 1.2200 0.04623 100 80 18 2
2152 Nightmarish! Just like this date! 1.2200 0.04623 100 80 18 2
2153 So, what's it like being a twin, anyway? 1.2200 0.04837 100 81 16 3
2154 Look honey! The schmuck parade has come to town! 1.2200 0.04623 100 80 18 2
2155 Look who's here again! Your insecurities. 1.2200 0.04163 100 78 22 0
2156 This is what happens when Amazon takes over the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day parade. 1.2200 0.04399 100 79 20 1
2157 I see why it's called "The Doppleganger" restaurant and bar Henry, that face looks like yours!!! 1.2200 0.04623 100 80 18 2
2158 Get over it, you're not the big shot you think you are. 1.2200 0.04623 100 80 18 2
2159 The Thanksgiving parade floats are getting older and older. 1.2200 0.04837 100 81 16 3
2160 A room with a view, you said... 1.2200 0.04623 100 80 18 2
2161 I must be drunk Harvey, I swear you said you've perfected gigantic cloning. How stupid would that be? 1.2200 0.04837 100 81 16 3
2162 What is really disturbing is knowing we’re on the ground floor. 1.2200 0.04623 100 80 18 2
2163 So I gather you did overhear me calling you a big airhead. Well played Doris. 1.2200 0.05238 100 83 12 5
2164 Nothing says Macy's Donation like the Thanksgiving Parade! 1.2200 0.04623 100 80 18 2
2165 You posed for a parade balloon?? 1.2200 0.05041 100 82 14 4
2166 I wasn't sure how to break this to you, Andy, but size matters. 1.2200 0.04623 100 80 18 2
2167 You said your twin brother was addicted to steroids 1.2200 0.04837 100 81 16 3
2168 Guess who's coming to join us for cocktails? 1.2200 0.04399 100 79 20 1
2169 Surprised? I got it at Macy's overstock sale. 1.2200 0.05041 100 82 14 4
2170 You must be fraternal twins, no? 1.2200 0.04837 100 81 16 3
2171 My big brother Bob likes to see who I'm dating. 1.2200 0.05041 100 82 14 4
2172 Since Macy’s started selling the opportunity to fly your own balloon, the parade just hasn’t been the same. 1.2200 0.04837 100 81 16 3
2173 They even got your double chin. 1.2200 0.04399 100 79 20 1
2174 The Mr.Tudball balloon from the lesser-known and lower-budgetThanksgiving Day parade in Akron, Ohio, a city renowned for its love of the Carol Burnett Show. 1.2200 0.04837 100 81 16 3
2175 The floats are so lifelike this year. 1.2200 0.04837 100 81 16 3
2176 He’s wants our input for his column on how to make the most of a micro apartment. 1.2200 0.04837 100 81 16 3
2177 We should be proud of your Big Brother for not hiding in secrecy like he used to. 1.2200 0.05041 100 82 14 4
2178 Didn't D.H. Lawrence say, "Every man has a mob self and an individual self, in varying proportions” ? 1.2200 0.05041 100 82 14 4
2179 The realtor said the neighbors were different. 1.2198 0.05136 91 74 14 3
2180 The Macy's vanity balloon is quite the grand gesture. 1.2178 0.04582 101 81 18 2
2181 Tell me, Henry, how exactly do you see yourself? 1.2165 0.05124 97 80 13 4
2182 Our romantic weekend, and you picked the Macy’s parade? 1.2157 0.04323 102 81 20 1
2183 He'll wash the window to your soul. 1.2157 0.04951 102 84 14 4
2184 Wow, they got your parade balloon spot-on. 1.2143 0.04865 98 80 15 3
2185 Are you sure you're not in the parade? 1.2143 0.04644 98 79 17 2
2186 How is our supply of Cote du Rhône? 1.2143 0.04865 98 80 15 3
2187 I submitted one of your selfies to the New Yorker float contest and won! 1.2143 0.05280 98 82 11 5
2188 Rebecca, are you certain this is just wine? 1.2143 0.04865 98 80 15 3
2189 I told you this vintage had a big bouquet. There's one now. 1.2143 0.04865 98 80 15 3
2190 Oh look, your big brother is here. 1.2143 0.05077 98 81 13 4
2191 Just because they all admire your being ‘larger than life’ doesn’t mean I don’t love little ol’ you. 1.2143 0.04865 98 80 15 3
2192 Look, Stan! You've always hoped someday to meet your quadruplegänger. 1.2143 0.04644 98 79 17 2
2193 Unlike you, your twin brother is a big person. 1.2143 0.04865 98 80 15 3
2194 If his heads up here. Where's his...? 1.2143 0.04644 98 79 17 2
2195 Surprise, it's your very own Macy's Day Parade! 1.2143 0.04166 98 77 21 0
2196 Honey I thought you said you got this wine from the grocery store! 1.2143 0.05280 98 82 11 5
2197 Have you been outside lately? 1.2143 0.04644 98 79 17 2
2198 Oh, I didn't tell you about my Big Brother? 1.2143 0.04865 98 80 15 3
2199 Well, after all, the drink wasn't as strong as the waiter said. What do you think? 1.2143 0.04412 98 78 19 1
2200 But Mr. Macy, even YOU can't replace Snoopy! 1.2143 0.05077 98 81 13 4
2201 They said no ladder needed and he does the windows with his mustache 1.2143 0.05475 98 83 9 6
2202 What do you mean about being "watched"? 1.2143 0.04644 98 79 17 2
2203 Stanley, it's your Not-Quite-Identical Twin come to call. 1.2143 0.04865 98 80 15 3
2204 I won the Macy's contest! 1.2143 0.04865 98 80 15 3
2205 I asked my downstairs neighbor Fred to pop up. 1.2143 0.05077 98 81 13 4
2206 Rhonda, I’m really sorry you feel that way, I see myself as a bigger person! 1.2143 0.04865 98 80 15 3
2207 I just wished for you to be bigger... 1.2143 0.04644 98 79 17 2
2208 I knew you had an inflated ego, but this is ridiculous! 1.2143 0.04412 98 78 19 1
2209 The Thanksgiving Day Parade has been a lot more interesting since your therapist took over for Macy's as a sponsor 1.2143 0.05077 98 81 13 4
2210 Did you want to speak to Godzilla's lawyer? 1.2143 0.04644 98 79 17 2
2211 what did i tell you?? big brother is always watching! 1.2143 0.05077 98 81 13 4
2212 Barbara, did you put something in this wine? 1.2143 0.04644 98 79 17 2
2213 He has a nose 1.2143 0.05077 98 81 13 4
2214 Oh, all the time it's 'me, me, me! 1.2143 0.04644 98 79 17 2
2215 Why does everything have to be larger than life with you? 1.2143 0.04865 98 80 15 3
2216 I told you you'd make a nice parade float. 1.2143 0.04166 98 77 21 0
2217 We're testing it for the Thanksgiving Parade. I thought it would inflate your ego. 1.2143 0.05077 98 81 13 4
2218 Being Chairman of Macy’s shouldn’t allow you to do this! 1.2143 0.05077 98 81 13 4
2219 Gosh, John. And I thought you had a big head before... 1.2143 0.04644 98 79 17 2
2220 Look, A.A. sponsored a balloon this year! 1.2143 0.04644 98 79 17 2
2221 You’re a narcissist. Don’t you love it? 1.2143 0.04865 98 80 15 3
2222 Are you surprised honey? Happy Thanksgiving, I love you soo much! 1.2135 0.05412 89 74 11 4
2223 This wine sure makes me lightheaded. 1.2121 0.04602 99 80 17 2
2224 Honey, I thought your evil twin was killed in last week's episode. 1.2121 0.04821 99 81 15 3
2225 Your big brother's here. 1.2121 0.04602 99 80 17 2
2226 Oh good. It’s your updated algorithmic alter ego. 1.2121 0.04602 99 80 17 2
2227 Sorry Daryl but I’ve upgraded. 1.2121 0.04821 99 81 15 3
2228 Maybe a selfie wasn’t a good choice for wall art. 1.2121 0.04821 99 81 15 3
2229 Is it the vodka? Or did Macy's add a Rudy balloon this year? 1.2121 0.04821 99 81 15 3
2230 Did you say that you had a twin who was bigger than you? 1.2121 0.04602 99 80 17 2
2231 Is this to make up for ghosting me last week? 1.2121 0.04602 99 80 17 2
2232 A parade float? Wow. Cheers to your inflated ego. 1.2121 0.04821 99 81 15 3
2233 No worries - just my ex. 1.2121 0.05231 99 83 11 5
2234 Your high opinion of middle-aged whimsy is really inflated. 1.2121 0.04821 99 81 15 3
2235 Don't worry. The parade made a detour. 1.2121 0.04602 99 80 17 2
2236 Sweetheart would you like to see the balloon parade? I made a balloon! 1.2121 0.04602 99 80 17 2
2237 So how do you like my latest addition, a magnifying window? 1.2121 0.04821 99 81 15 3
2238 How nice. Big Brother stopped by. 1.2121 0.04821 99 81 15 3
2239 Look! Your twin's human growth hormones worked! 1.2121 0.04602 99 80 17 2
2240 Oh look Max, the ol’ Macy’s Manhattan Man.” 1.2121 0.04602 99 80 17 2
2241 Macy's has really evolved, they were fine with the naked version. 1.2121 0.05030 99 82 13 4
2242 Please don't tell me he's wearing a diaper. 1.2121 0.05030 99 82 13 4
2243 What Window? 1.2121 0.04372 99 79 19 1
2244 I added something special to your beer tonight 1.2121 0.04602 99 80 17 2
2245 How are you liking the wine from Joshua Tree? 1.2121 0.04821 99 81 15 3
2246 This, my dear, is how women feel when looking in the mirror 1.2121 0.04372 99 79 19 1
2247 Be nice, he has social anxiety because of his weight. 1.2121 0.04602 99 80 17 2
2248 Let‘s drink to redecorating the apartment! For example, that wall ... 1.2121 0.05030 99 82 13 4
2249 My ex looms large in my life. 1.2121 0.04602 99 80 17 2
2250 It's a balloon, Edmund! Of you, Edmund! Don't you love it? Edmund? 1.2121 0.05030 99 82 13 4
2251 It's not the size of his head, but that little Hitler mustache bugs me for some reason." 1.2121 0.04821 99 81 15 3
2252 I can see you hanging around up here. 1.2121 0.04130 99 78 21 0
2253 You need to air out. 1.2121 0.05030 99 82 13 4
2254 Now, that’s what I call a doppelgänger! 1.2121 0.04130 99 78 21 0
2255 I used to think of you as a God. But now I see you are two faced. 1.2121 0.05030 99 82 13 4
2256 Oh look! Here comes the Eva Braun float! 1.2121 0.05030 99 82 13 4
2257 The City Council voted against the Baby Trump balloon this year. 1.2121 0.04372 99 79 19 1
2258 I guess it's time to reassemble the nesting dolls!" 1.2121 0.04821 99 81 15 3
2259 Other than an occasional Looky-Lou , our downsizing move has been very positive. 1.2121 0.04602 99 80 17 2
2260 I liked it better when they had a big Donald Duck or a big Bullwinkle 1.2121 0.04821 99 81 15 3
2261 I love the alternative Macy’s Day Parade. 1.2121 0.04372 99 79 19 1
2262 Kong's manscaping turned out great, right? 1.2121 0.04821 99 81 15 3
2263 Do you like our new wallpaper honey? 1.2121 0.04821 99 81 15 3
2264 Do you think the Brobdingnagian King will ask whether we're Democrat or Republican? 1.2121 0.04821 99 81 15 3
2265 I think your brow lift is a little over done. 1.2121 0.04821 99 81 15 3
2266 Wow! Do you have a bigger brother? 1.2121 0.04821 99 81 15 3
2267 Oh look! You won the “Make a parade float out of me” lottery! 1.2121 0.05030 99 82 13 4
2268 You remembered to send those Spiderman designs to the balloon people, right? 1.2121 0.04821 99 81 15 3
2269 It’s not the wine. Call the super. 1.2121 0.05030 99 82 13 4
2270 Oh, honey! Your blimp for the Thanksgiving Day Parade is here! 1.2121 0.04821 99 81 15 3
2271 C'mon, its nice that your big brother takes such an interest in you. 1.2121 0.04821 99 81 15 3
2272 I told you my ex was tall, but he doesn't have your charm. 1.2121 0.05030 99 82 13 4
2273 Surprise, your the newest Macy's Thanksgiving parade balloon 1.2121 0.04602 99 80 17 2
2274 Mr. Escher, meet Mr. Escher. 1.2121 0.04821 99 81 15 3
2275 You're right--I think I hate Big Government too now. 1.2121 0.04372 99 79 19 1
2276 Why Walter, I had no idea you were going to be in the Macy's parade! 1.2121 0.04821 99 81 15 3
2277 OMG - did you commission that just for me? 1.2121 0.04372 99 79 19 1
2278 It's time to show the kids you can also take a selfie. 1.2121 0.04821 99 81 15 3
2279 Ralph use to be pretty big in my life. 1.2121 0.04821 99 81 15 3
2280 Sorry, Ned. I guess it wasn’t you I saw eating our car. 1.2121 0.05030 99 82 13 4
2281 Look honey! There's a new float in the Thanksgiving Day Parade. 1.2121 0.04602 99 80 17 2
2282 You've finally made it, Carl. Macy's Parade! 1.2121 0.04821 99 81 15 3
2283 That's a mustache?! 1.2121 0.04821 99 81 15 3
2284 It's just one of those new surveillance cameras. 1.2121 0.04602 99 80 17 2
2285 I say this is the best Macy's Thanksgiving Day parade ever. 1.2121 0.04821 99 81 15 3
2286 When I asked for extra head on my drink, this is not what I meant. 1.2121 0.05030 99 82 13 4
2287 Your very own Thanksgiving Day Balloon. 1.2121 0.04372 99 79 19 1
2288 Wouldn’t you agree that the nose on this one is a bit overwhelming? 1.2121 0.04602 99 80 17 2
2289 I didn't know you volunteered to be in the parade this year. 1.2121 0.04821 99 81 15 3
2290 This absinthe has a nutty character 1.2121 0.05030 99 82 13 4
2291 That reminds me, I’m sick of always talking about your problems! 1.2121 0.04821 99 81 15 3
2292 Every year the floats get goofier. 1.2121 0.05030 99 82 13 4
2293 I thought you said you wanted to see the New York City Eyeline. 1.2121 0.04821 99 81 15 3
2294 Objects in the syrah are closer than they appear. 1.2121 0.04372 99 79 19 1
2295 Harold, it's HUGE!!! 1.2121 0.04821 99 81 15 3
2296 The Adam Schiff Macy’s Thanksgiving day Parade balloon has a mustache. 1.2121 0.05030 99 82 13 4
2297 That's a hell of a shelfie!" 1.2121 0.05030 99 82 13 4
2298 ... and, my little Sugar Daddy is lead balloon in the parade! 1.2121 0.04821 99 81 15 3
2299 Honey, did you install one of those Ring doorbells? 1.2111 0.05119 90 74 13 3
2300 I know you said your brother was having a hard time fitting in at his new job, but this is ridiculous! 1.2105 0.05161 95 79 12 4
2301 I had too much too gin and tonic tonight! 1.2105 0.04708 95 77 16 2
2302 Spencer, look! Your big brother's in town 1.2105 0.04205 95 75 20 0
2303 Why would I put the mirror above the bed? 1.2105 0.04940 95 78 14 3
2304 I know you said you have a big brother but this is ridiculous. 1.2105 0.04940 95 78 14 3
2305 These parade floats are getting more and more realistic every year, honey. 1.2105 0.04708 95 77 16 2
2306 Macy's is really trying to stay afloat. 1.2105 0.04940 95 78 14 3
2307 I'm pretty sure Big Brother wasn't a twin. Why do you ask? 1.2105 0.04205 95 75 20 0
2308 I think I will try and sell it to the new Museum of Modern Art 1.2105 0.04463 95 76 18 1
2309 You have a twin? 1.2105 0.04708 95 77 16 2
2310 ‘’The sunset,a glass of wine,and you are telling me there is someone ELSE?’’ 1.2105 0.04940 95 78 14 3
2311 Your alter ego just arrived. 1.2105 0.04463 95 76 18 1
2312 At least this Thanksgiving Macy's put you ahead of Pikachu. 1.2105 0.05161 95 79 12 4
2313 He wants to know if we're having Merlot or Cabernet... 1.2105 0.04708 95 77 16 2
2314 It's like the Baby Trump protest balloon. But in this case, I'm protesting you! 1.2105 0.04708 95 77 16 2
2315 You should see his wife! 1.2105 0.04708 95 77 16 2
2316 Look Ralph, Mighty Mouse looks just like you this year!" 1.2105 0.04940 95 78 14 3
2317 Hey your delusional ego is here. 1.2105 0.04708 95 77 16 2
2318 Honey, it's just a float for the Thanksgiving Day parade. Isn't living on 5th Avenue wonderful! 1.2105 0.05161 95 79 12 4
2319 I see us living a long, happy life together. What do you see? 1.2105 0.04940 95 78 14 3
2320 Oh, look! Your ego decided to drop by. 1.2105 0.04708 95 77 16 2
2321 Now that's a schnoz! 1.2105 0.04940 95 78 14 3
2322 Yes, of course, I see the resemblance, but everyone looks a little like Mr Potato head on Thanksgiving, no? 1.2105 0.05161 95 79 12 4
2323 A toast to living single! 1.2105 0.05161 95 79 12 4
2324 The parade is trying to compete with selfies. 1.2105 0.04463 95 76 18 1
2325 I'm sorry sweetie, I tried to think of the most harmless thing - you! 1.2105 0.05161 95 79 12 4
2326 ok, what is going on 1.2105 0.04708 95 77 16 2
2327 Honey, I'm running off with your big brother, Dennis. 1.2105 0.05161 95 79 12 4
2328 Didn't you hear? I posted a picture of you online... you're a meme now! 1.2105 0.05161 95 79 12 4
2329 It’s the Macy’s Parade. Come look. 1.2105 0.04708 95 77 16 2
2330 They had to make your balloon statue this big to make your hands and other things normal sized. 1.2105 0.04708 95 77 16 2
2331 Big Brother? I don't even believe he exists. 1.2105 0.04463 95 76 18 1
2332 Surprise! I entered you as a blimp in the Macy's parade! 1.2105 0.04708 95 77 16 2
2333 Those Macy’s balloons just get better every year, don’t they? 1.2105 0.05374 95 80 10 5
2334 ''Don't worry, they're just testing out the Thanksgiving floats. 1.2105 0.04940 95 78 14 3
2335 That's our neighbor Ed. He just moved here from Chernobyl. 1.2105 0.04940 95 78 14 3
2336 Its both a window to the world and a mirror to your soul. 1.2105 0.04940 95 78 14 3
2337 Happy Anniversary Dear, hope you like the life size look alike helium balloon I ordered of you! 1.2105 0.04463 95 76 18 1
2338 This really IS strong wine. 1.2105 0.04205 95 75 20 0
2339 Your big brother has come to visit! 1.2105 0.05161 95 79 12 4
2340 I forgot to mention, I invited your big brother, too. 1.2105 0.04463 95 76 18 1
2341 Zoom out a little more? 1.2100 0.04984 100 83 13 4
2342 Frank, your opponent for the condo board presidency has upped their smear campaign against you. But you must admit it, they nailed your expression on their "Baby Frank" balloon! 1.2100 0.04777 100 82 15 3
2343 Why do you think his name is Tom? 1.2100 0.04777 100 82 15 3
2344 It's Mr. Whipple! 1.2100 0.04777 100 82 15 3
2345 Google is targeting the parade floats very specifically. 1.2100 0.04560 100 81 17 2
2346 Just be thankful you have a full head of air! 1.2083 0.04422 96 77 18 1
2347 Great view, isn't it? 1.2083 0.04893 96 79 14 3
2348 Look honey, it’s Rodzilla! 1.2083 0.04663 96 78 16 2
2349 Honey, they made a parade balloon of your face! 1.2083 0.04422 96 77 18 1
2350 i think mine is full bodied. 1.2083 0.05112 96 80 12 4
2351 I thought the public recognition might cheer you up. 1.2083 0.04893 96 79 14 3
2352 Hmmm...I wonder if I would look younger with a hair transplant? 1.2083 0.04893 96 79 14 3
2353 Have you noticed that since we've down-sized the neighbors are getting more intrusive? 1.2083 0.05112 96 80 12 4
2354 This has got to be the worst Thanksgiving Day parade idea ever. Sonny Bono balloon rejects. 1.2083 0.04422 96 77 18 1
2355 You look so much older in person 1.2083 0.04167 96 76 20 0
2356 WOW Grandpa! What BIG eyes you have! 1.2083 0.05112 96 80 12 4
2357 Are we in a Matrix remake? 1.2083 0.04663 96 78 16 2
2358 Look, honey! Someone chose you as the form of the destructor! 1.2083 0.04893 96 79 14 3
2359 Well, you did say you always wanted to be IN the Thanksgiving Day Parade. 1.2083 0.04663 96 78 16 2
2360 Is it just me, or are the Thanksgiving Day Parade balloons creepy this year? 1.2083 0.04663 96 78 16 2
2361 Your obsession with selfies has gotten out of hand . 1.2083 0.05112 96 80 12 4
2362 It's your father. 1.2083 0.04663 96 78 16 2
2363 I don't have enough olives in my martini! 1.2083 0.05112 96 80 12 4
2364 Ugh. Floats this year are so disappointing, wouldn’t you agree? 1.2083 0.05112 96 80 12 4
2365 Is that me or are we being watched? 1.2083 0.04167 96 76 20 0
2366 He's just as afraid of him as you are of you. 1.2083 0.04663 96 78 16 2
2367 This gives a whole new meaning to doppelgänger. 1.2083 0.04893 96 79 14 3
2368 Well, yes --- it's nude and anatomically authentic but the parade folks thought that was just cute. 1.2083 0.04422 96 77 18 1
2369 Dear, has your father been paroled? 1.2083 0.04893 96 79 14 3
2370 Fred, I think Macy’s advertising A.I. has taken things a little too far. 1.2083 0.04893 96 79 14 3
2371 Wow, they are really hard up for designs for the Thanksgiving Day Parade floats this year... 1.2083 0.04893 96 79 14 3
2372 Well Frank, you did ask for a full-bodied wine." 1.2083 0.04422 96 77 18 1
2373 The Macy's Parade is getting scarier and scarier. 1.2083 0.05112 96 80 12 4
2374 Look at that, dear. I think that Macy's has captured your essence! 1.2083 0.05322 96 81 10 5
2375 You didn't tell me you would actually be in the Macy's parade! 1.2083 0.04422 96 77 18 1
2376 I"m puzzled why Will Shortz is in the New Yorker. 1.2083 0.04663 96 78 16 2
2377 Surprise! Happy Thanksgiving, Walter. 1.2083 0.04893 96 79 14 3
2378 Honey, I think he came back for the Michelin costume. 1.2083 0.04422 96 77 18 1
2379 Honey, you look more and more like the John Bolton balloon every year. 1.2062 0.04381 97 78 18 1
2380 Those Macy’s balloons get more realistic each year. 1.2062 0.04620 97 79 16 2
2381 I don't think you're that big of loser 1.2062 0.04620 97 79 16 2
2382 Why Fred!! It's your alter ego baloon in the Thanksgiving Day Parade. 1.2062 0.04381 97 78 18 1
2383 Wow, Macy’s is really scraping the bottom of the balloon barrel this year. 1.2062 0.04620 97 79 16 2
2384 The parade saved some money because you already came full of hot air. 1.2062 0.04620 97 79 16 2
2385 Jim, Meet peeping Tom. 1.2062 0.04620 97 79 16 2
2386 Not to worry. It's just your conscience. 1.2062 0.04847 97 80 14 3
2387 That’s the creep I was talking abut. 1.2062 0.04381 97 78 18 1
2388 Surprise! I got the idea from the Baby Trump balloon. 1.2062 0.04620 97 79 16 2
2389 I'm not afraid of his size. It's those beady eyes. 1.2062 0.04381 97 78 18 1
2390 Your mother gave him that big head. 1.2062 0.04129 97 77 20 0
2391 I'm so glad we got this apartment along the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade route! The balloons look so lifelike! 1.2062 0.04381 97 78 18 1
2392 Oh Waldo, I love the new look! 1.2062 0.04620 97 79 16 2
2393 Your big brother is in town. 1.2062 0.04620 97 79 16 2
2394 Isn’t the receding hairline just spot-on? 1.2048 0.05355 83 69 11 3
2395 Hey Honey! It's your big brother. 1.2043 0.05198 93 78 11 4
2396 Wow Steve. First you were full of yourself, now you’re full of helium. 1.2043 0.04727 93 76 15 2
2397 I'm sorry, but he's twice the man you are! 1.2043 0.05418 93 79 9 5
2398 Your eyes and ears deceive you not, my sweet -- that is "If not for you" by the Royal Scotch Guard pipers. 1.2043 0.05198 93 78 11 4
2399 For your birthday, I got you your own Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade balloon! 1.2043 0.04473 93 75 17 1
2400 Happy Anniversary! 1.2043 0.04473 93 75 17 1
2401 You've made it in the Macy's Day Parade! 1.2043 0.04727 93 76 15 2
2402 It's our company's first Macy's float! 1.2041 0.04802 98 81 14 3
2403 When you said we were gonna get ahead I had no idea..... 1.2041 0.05016 98 82 12 4
2404 He really is your big brother! 1.2041 0.04342 98 79 18 1
2405 These new Macy's Thanksgiving Day floats are getting creepy! 1.2041 0.04577 98 80 16 2
2406 Hey look, it’s the Bill Macy Day parade! 1.2041 0.04802 98 81 14 3
2407 You finally made it into the Thanksgiving Day Parade ! 1.2041 0.05016 98 82 12 4
2408 Look what the cat dragged in." 1.2039 0.04441 103 84 17 2
2409 It's either your subconscious calling or somebody's booked you as a float in the Turkey Day parade. 1.2021 0.05147 94 79 11 4
2410 You can't tell from your angle, but it's full body. And to scale. 1.2021 0.04682 94 77 15 2
2411 Do you remember reading about that Gulliver guy? 1.2021 0.04430 94 76 17 1
2412 When I met you, I thought "OMG, he's like an adorable, little, non-stalking version of Don." 1.2021 0.04920 94 78 13 3
2413 The parade is awfully close to home this year. 1.2021 0.04920 94 78 13 3
2414 I think they did great capturing the constant surprised look of your eyes 1.2021 0.04682 94 77 15 2
2415 You said you had a taller twin? 1.2021 0.04164 94 75 19 0
2416 The floats on the parade are getting more lifelike 1.2021 0.04430 94 76 17 1
2417 Well, I couldn't help it. When she told me to choose the form of our destructor, you just... popped in there. 1.2021 0.05147 94 79 11 4
2418 When they said a terrace with view I understood it in the opposite sense. 1.2021 0.04920 94 78 13 3
2419 Sheldon, doesn't the Macy's Day parade bring out your inner child? 1.2021 0.04430 94 76 17 1
2420 Just when this drink was making me forget about your ugly puss! 1.2021 0.04920 94 78 13 3
2421 Please pull up the shade. 1.2021 0.04682 94 77 15 2
2422 I found your great uncle,Melvin, on ancestry.com/giants! 1.2021 0.04682 94 77 15 2
2423 I'LL say he's your big brother! 1.2021 0.04430 94 76 17 1
2424 He doesn't want any wine, Gary. Just a tall drink of water. 1.2021 0.04682 94 77 15 2
2425 You don’t even like watching parades, why are you in one? 1.2021 0.04682 94 77 15 2
2426 I didn't think the super would be this big a snoop! 1.2021 0.05147 94 79 11 4
2427 Honey! It's not the size that matters! 1.2021 0.04682 94 77 15 2
2428 Did you say “Hey,Googly Eyes?” 1.2021 0.04164 94 75 19 0
2429 What? You have a taller twin? 1.2021 0.04430 94 76 17 1
2430 On the other hand, he does grow on you. 1.2021 0.04682 94 77 15 2
2431 He suggests we swirl first. 1.2021 0.04682 94 77 15 2
2432 I knew he was watching us, but you never told me he was YOUR big brother! 1.2021 0.05147 94 79 11 4
2433 The balloons for the Thanksgiving Day Parade are super-realistic this year. 1.2021 0.04430 94 76 17 1
2434 Your more successful brother is here. 1.2021 0.04682 94 77 15 2
2435 You're Big Brother? 1.2021 0.04920 94 78 13 3
2436 Do you ever get the feeling that someone is watching you? 1.2021 0.04920 94 78 13 3
2437 So this is your idea of a romantic birthday present? 1.2021 0.04682 94 77 15 2
2438 Wow, packs quite a punch! 1.2021 0.04682 94 77 15 2
2439 Ok. You have a view of the parade. That doesn't warrant an inflated sense of self. 1.2021 0.04430 94 76 17 1
2440 Seriously? You know you are blocking the view. 1.2021 0.04920 94 78 13 3
2441 Did I mention that I had a Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade surprise for you? 1.2021 0.04682 94 77 15 2
2442 He said he wanted to see his mini me. 1.2021 0.05147 94 79 11 4
2443 Don't you like it? It is so you! I ordered it for the Macy's Day parade, but I didn't use Amazon 1.2021 0.04920 94 78 13 3
2444 I KNEW macro-dosing was the way to go! 1.2021 0.04430 94 76 17 1
2445 Maybe it's the wine talking, but I think you're looking bigger these days. 1.2021 0.04920 94 78 13 3
2446 Carl got a real big head since he got that promotion. 1.2021 0.04430 94 76 17 1
2447 How did you get your own float in the M 1.2021 0.04430 94 76 17 1
2448 Dammit,Steve--if we'd spent the extra million on the penthouse this would be happening... 1.2021 0.04682 94 77 15 2
2449 I’m very flattered that you wanted to paint a portrait of me, but combining it with a city-scape doesn’t do justice to either. 1.2021 0.04920 94 78 13 3
2450 I invited him over for a vat. 1.2021 0.04920 94 78 13 3
2451 I'm not sure a parade balloon is the best way to promote your LinkedIn profile, Jim. 1.2021 0.05147 94 79 11 4
2452 The Macy's Thanksgiving day floats get creepier every year 1.2021 0.05365 94 80 9 5
2453 I feel I know you from somewhere... 1.2021 0.04920 94 78 13 3
2454 Is it just me or has this wine gone to your head? 1.2021 0.04164 94 75 19 0
2455 I know big brother is watching but this is ridiculous! 1.2021 0.04920 94 78 13 3
2456 I hear your jealous twin brother is a little taller than you. 1.2021 0.04682 94 77 15 2
2457 I see you have a balloon in this year's Macy's Thanksgiving Day parade. 1.2021 0.04430 94 76 17 1
2458 Well, at least you got your father’s chin. 1.2021 0.04920 94 78 13 3
2459 No darling, I'm just trying to get inside your head. 1.2021 0.04682 94 77 15 2
2460 Not to worry . . . It’s just my btother. 1.2021 0.04682 94 77 15 2
2461 You have a rather inflated view of yourself, Roger. 1.2021 0.04430 94 76 17 1
2462 You could have at least chosen the Stay-Puft Marshmallow Man. But of course, you only ever think of yourself! 1.2021 0.04682 94 77 15 2
2463 ...Cause he's kind of big and he's awful strong. Hey, La di La, my boyfriend's back. 1.2021 0.04920 94 78 13 3
2464 If you sent more email, big brother wouldn't have to spy on you through the window. 1.2021 0.04920 94 78 13 3
2465 I see your id is joining us for drinks again, Thatcher. 1.2021 0.04164 94 75 19 0
2466 He's not a threat, I love only YOU 1.2021 0.04430 94 76 17 1
2467 How come you didn’t tell me you were a balloon in the Macy’s parade this year? 1.2021 0.05147 94 79 11 4
2468 There's Waldo!! 1.2021 0.04682 94 77 15 2
2469 Macy*s has finally honored you, Happy Thanksgiving ! 1.2021 0.04920 94 78 13 3
2470 Ohh hon' don't worry, he is a little quirky. Always showing up at the wrong time. 1.2021 0.04430 94 76 17 1
2471 Best. Thanksgiving. Ever! 1.2021 0.04164 94 75 19 0
2472 Did I forget to mention I'm on the Macy's board of directors? 1.2021 0.04682 94 77 15 2
2473 I've never seen a head in the Macy's parade before 1.2021 0.05147 94 79 11 4
2474 He has a good eye 1.2021 0.04430 94 76 17 1
2475 Honey, yours is so much more handsome than Donalds 1.2021 0.04920 94 78 13 3
2476 I didn’t realize you meant your big brother was watching us. 1.2021 0.04920 94 78 13 3
2477 Your Thanksgiving Day balloon is ready. 1.2021 0.04430 94 76 17 1
2478 Dad's gone too far this time. 1.2021 0.04920 94 78 13 3
2479 I told you not to write that bad online review about Macy's. 1.2021 0.05147 94 79 11 4
2480 Hey, you're getting famous. They made a ballon of you! 1.2021 0.04682 94 77 15 2
2481 It’s pop-up art! 1.2021 0.04682 94 77 15 2
2482 I have to say, I like this full-bodied one better! 1.2021 0.05147 94 79 11 4
2483 Well look at who they replaced Snoopy with this year. 1.2021 0.04164 94 75 19 0
2484 I don't think this wall mirror is the answer, dear. 1.2021 0.04430 94 76 17 1
2485 I had it made for the Macy's Parade. 1.2021 0.04430 94 76 17 1
2486 Oooh Ted, they put your balloon right after Snoopy! 1.2021 0.04920 94 78 13 3
2487 I sent Macy’s your likeness for the Anonymous balloon this year. Happy Thanksgiving! 1.2021 0.04920 94 78 13 3
2488 The window washer does NOT look like me! 1.2021 0.04920 94 78 13 3
2489 At least say hello to your inflated self 1.2020 0.04056 99 79 20 0
2490 Are the floats pathetic this year, or is it just me? 1.2000 0.04126 95 76 19 0
2491 It was this or couples therapy. 1.2000 0.04389 95 77 17 1
2492 Santa's next! 1.2000 0.04872 95 79 13 3
2493 Is this wine making you feel lightheaded, too? 1.2000 0.04525 90 73 16 1
2494 Look George. You're not the only big-headed lawyer in town. 1.2000 0.04872 95 79 13 3
2495 Really, it looks just like you. Definitely your doppelgänger. 1.2000 0.04637 95 78 15 2
2496 Time to face up to things: You're really ugly. 1.2000 0.04872 95 79 13 3
2497 I don’t know why I liked it. It’s just like nothing I’ve ever seen before. 1.2000 0.04793 90 74 14 2
2498 Look, dear, it's your float. 1.2000 0.04872 95 79 13 3
2499 Do you like it? I had it made for the Macy's Day Parade. 1.2000 0.05097 95 80 11 4
2500 Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade has gotten much more personalized this year. 1.2000 0.04637 95 78 15 2
2501 Honey, your brother is here. 1.2000 0.05097 95 80 11 4
2502 Well he did promise to use only 'natural fibers' to clean the windows... 1.2000 0.05097 95 80 11 4
2503 Honey! You didn’t tell me you were IN the Thanksgiving Day Parade! 1.2000 0.04872 95 79 13 3
2504 Now you see why I've been nagging you about that mustache. 1.2000 0.04637 95 78 15 2
2505 Well, next time don't call the balloon designer an airhead. 1.2000 0.04637 95 78 15 2
2506 Honey, you never told me you had a big brother! 1.2000 0.04637 95 78 15 2
2507 Your Thanksgiving parade float is nothing to be thankful for. 1.2000 0.04637 95 78 15 2
2508 Where do I know you from? 1.2000 0.04240 90 72 18 0
2509 It's exciting. I've never met a parade balloon model before. 1.2000 0.04525 90 73 16 1
2510 'I know it's a little Big Brother-ish....' 1.2000 0.04389 95 77 17 1
2511 I would get him a glass of wine, but our window doesn't open. 1.2000 0.04637 95 78 15 2
2512 Why can’t you just check your ego at the door like everyone else? 1.2000 0.05097 95 80 11 4
2513 He has such an inflated opinion of himself, don't you think. 1.2000 0.04637 95 78 15 2
2514 Just a leftover from the Macy's parade. 1.2000 0.04637 95 78 15 2
2515 Who would have known you’re all Id? 1.2000 0.04525 90 73 16 1
2516 Big twin brother is watching you, but at least he doesn’t like wine. 1.2000 0.05097 95 80 11 4
2517 It is just Peeping Tom. 1.2000 0.04872 95 79 13 3
2518 I thought he was YOUR uncle. 1.2000 0.04872 95 79 13 3
2519 Darling, lately I can't shake the feeling that someone is watching my every step. 1.2000 0.04637 95 78 15 2
2520 Giant selfie! 1.2000 0.04389 95 77 17 1
2521 You're the first one to ever tell me I have a larger-than-life personality. 1.2000 0.04872 95 79 13 3
2522 Ok, I've heard of big brother but this is ridiculous! 1.2000 0.04637 95 78 15 2
2523 Those Thanksgiving Day Parade Balloons are so life like aren't they dear? 1.2000 0.04389 95 77 17 1
2524 Henry, stop painting self-portraits!! The therapist said to put down the drink and get out more. 1.2000 0.04637 95 78 15 2
2525 It's your inflated ego, to compliment your excellent taste in wine. 1.2000 0.04637 95 78 15 2
2526 Our neighbors down on 12 must be staring straight at his big ol' you-know-what! 1.2000 0.04637 95 78 15 2
2527 Oh look George - it's your big brother. 1.2000 0.04389 95 77 17 1
2528 Honey, what did you put in the wine? I think I might be a little more than drunk. 1.2000 0.04872 95 79 13 3
2529 This Augmented Reality stuff can be quite flattering. 1.2000 0.04637 95 78 15 2
2530 My ex? Gulliver––why? 1.2000 0.04637 95 78 15 2
2531 My god! You're Big Brother! 1.2000 0.04872 95 79 13 3
2532 Grand Marshall or not— you’re in the parade! 1.2000 0.04637 95 78 15 2
2533 I need a big man around the house when you're away 1.2000 0.04637 95 78 15 2
2534 It looks like your Mom's birthday surprise may have arrived! 1.2000 0.04637 95 78 15 2
2535 Look Geoffrey, your ego made it into the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade this year! 1.2000 0.04637 95 78 15 2
2536 New year, new you. 1.2000 0.04525 90 73 16 1
2537 Dr Phil's conscience was getting the best of him. 1.2000 0.04637 95 78 15 2
2538 We're going to need a bigger balcony. 1.2000 0.04637 95 78 15 2
2539 Oh look, you’re in the Macy’s Day Parade! 1.2000 0.04793 90 74 14 2
2540 Remember I told you I had big Daddy issues? 1.2000 0.04389 95 77 17 1
2541 Honey - you didn't tell me about being in the Thanksgiving Day Parade! 1.2000 0.04637 95 78 15 2
2542 Irving, now you can tell your buddies down at the Aquarium that you know how it feels... 1.2000 0.04793 90 74 14 2
2543 It matches your inflated ego! 1.2000 0.04872 95 79 13 3
2544 Is that me ?" 1.2000 0.04389 95 77 17 1
2545 It’s the King Kong’s accountant, he is harmless honey. 1.2000 0.04389 95 77 17 1
2546 Is a caption even possible without referencing the Macy's parade? 1.2000 0.04872 95 79 13 3
2547 What do you think of the ayahuasca? 1.2000 0.04637 95 78 15 2
2548 “You just sip your wine and watch Big Brother right back, honey.” 1.2000 0.04389 95 77 17 1
2549 Thanksgiving parade already? 1.2000 0.04637 95 78 15 2
2550 Surprise! I cloned you. 1.2000 0.04637 95 78 15 2
2551 It’s the Deep State, again. 1.2000 0.04389 95 77 17 1
2552 Don’t know about you, but I miss the Underdog balloon in the Macy’s Parade. 1.2000 0.04637 95 78 15 2
2553 Its kid of a funny story actually -- you know how Ghostbusters is my favorite movie?" 1.2000 0.04637 95 78 15 2
2554 It’s the William Macy Day parade! 1.2000 0.04872 95 79 13 3
2555 You didn't tell me you were going to be in the parade. 1.2000 0.04389 95 77 17 1
2556 Good news George, you finally made it, into the Macy's Parade. 1.2000 0.05312 95 81 9 5
2557 Look, honey, it's your big brother! 1.2000 0.04872 95 79 13 3
2558 Look, Bob! It’s a miniature of your ego. 1.2000 0.05312 95 81 9 5
2559 I have invited your Big Brother to join us.... 1.2000 0.04637 95 78 15 2
2560 Your followers really outdid themselves this time. 1.2000 0.05097 95 80 11 4
2561 Someone has eyes for you! 1.2000 0.04637 95 78 15 2
2562 No Fred, they will not allow your ballon in the Macy’s parade. 1.2000 0.04126 95 76 19 0
2563 I didn’t realize it is already Thanksgiving! 1.2000 0.04872 95 79 13 3
2564 Harold! Does your ego know NO bounds? 1.2000 0.04126 95 76 19 0
2565 Henry, Look! You made the Macy's parade! 1.2000 0.04637 95 78 15 2
2566 Shall we invite him in for a slug of vino? 1.2000 0.05097 95 80 11 4
2567 Remember when I asked for that hair sample? 1.2000 0.04389 95 77 17 1
2568 Honey, big brother is watching us, LITERALLY! It's your big brother! 1.2000 0.04389 95 77 17 1
2569 I had a giant balloon of your face made to show you how stupid you look. Happy anniversary. 1.2000 0.04872 95 79 13 3
2570 Surprise! Happy Thanksgiving! 1.2000 0.04389 95 77 17 1
2571 So, don't tell me you didn't see this coming. 1.2000 0.04389 95 77 17 1
2572 Some of the new floats in this year's parade are really weird. 1.2000 0.04637 95 78 15 2
2573 You made it into the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade! 1.2000 0.04637 95 78 15 2
2574 Have you met our new super? 1.2000 0.04637 95 78 15 2
2575 You didn't tell me that your twin was coming for dinner... 1.2000 0.04872 95 79 13 3
2576 It's just Big Brother again. 1.2000 0.04872 95 79 13 3
2577 I think I've got the best balcony in NYC for the Macy's parade, don't you agree? 1.2000 0.04872 95 79 13 3
2578 Harold, it's your big brother. 1.2000 0.05097 95 80 11 4
2579 Oh, didn't I mention that Uncle Arthur is going to be a balloon in this year's Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade? 1.2000 0.05312 95 81 9 5
2580 Finally, some realism! 1.2000 0.04637 95 78 15 2
2581 Get your head out of the clouds. 1.2000 0.04389 95 77 17 1
2582 It’s really big of him to show up on time. 1.2000 0.05312 95 81 9 5
2583 I hope he brought his own wine. 1.2000 0.05097 95 80 11 4
2584 It's just what I wanted. You'll finally be a bigger part of my life. 1.2000 0.04525 90 73 16 1
2585 Macy's is trying something different this year. Also, I forgot to mention I sent them a lock of your hair back in June. 1.2000 0.04872 95 79 13 3
2586 So you really are Macy’s C.E.O.. 1.2000 0.04637 95 78 15 2
2587 Come watch the Thanksgiving parade balloons. 1.2000 0.04637 95 78 15 2
2588 "Noo, not at all. How could your Big Twin Brother make me uncomfortable on this, our first date." 1.2000 0.04637 95 78 15 2
2589 I knew Macys would run out of fictional characters at some point. 1.2000 0.04389 95 77 17 1
2590 It's our Freudian mirror system. 1.2000 0.04637 95 78 15 2
2591 It's your brother from the head office. 1.1979 0.04593 96 79 15 2
2592 Your alter ego's here ! 1.1979 0.04348 96 78 17 1
2593 Thank God, it's not the Stay Puff Marshmallow Man! 1.1979 0.04593 96 79 15 2
2594 Look Harry, it's your personal Thanksgiving Day Parade balloon. 1.1979 0.05048 96 81 11 4
2595 Wow! But which one of you is the doppelganger? 1.1979 0.04348 96 78 17 1
2596 Why did Macy's pick you? 1.1979 0.05048 96 81 11 4
2597 Lucky you! I've always wanted a parade balloon of my face. 1.1979 0.04348 96 78 17 1
2598 Jeepers creepers, how'd ya get those peepers? 1.1979 0.04826 96 80 13 3
2599 Well, he's got a bigger one... 1.1979 0.04348 96 78 17 1
2600 We have met Big Brother and he is you. 1.1979 0.04593 96 79 15 2
2601 I thought you would like being in the Macy's parade 1.1979 0.04593 96 79 15 2
2602 Didn't somebody steal your identity through your Macy's account? 1.1979 0.04593 96 79 15 2
2603 It’s all about yourself, isn’t it? 1.1979 0.04088 96 77 19 0
2604 Bob brought out his bigger self to settle the argument with Janice. 1.1979 0.04826 96 80 13 3
2605 I realized you're right. Size matters. 1.1979 0.04593 96 79 15 2
2606 Macy's made a balloon of Uncle Joe! 1.1979 0.04826 96 80 13 3
2607 Well now that you've floated that balloon my answer is definitely yes. 1.1979 0.04826 96 80 13 3
2608 I’m leaving you for your big brother. 1.1979 0.04348 96 78 17 1
2609 Did you pose for one of those Macy's Thanksgiving Day balloons again?! 1.1978 0.04480 91 74 16 1
2610 Honey, finally…your parade! 1.1978 0.04480 91 74 16 1
2611 Macy's targeted advertising has gotten eerily compelling this year! 1.1978 0.04199 91 73 18 0
2612 Would you grab a big glass and another bottle! 1.1978 0.04996 91 76 12 3
2613 Trump is trying really hard to keep your support, Senator! 1.1978 0.04745 91 75 14 2
2614 You’re so full of hot air I thought I saw you in the Macy’s parade. 1.1978 0.04199 91 73 18 0
2615 You look surprised. 1.1978 0.04745 91 75 14 2
2616 I love our view of the parade! 1.1978 0.04745 91 75 14 2
2617 Look! It's your Macy's float! 1.1978 0.04745 91 75 14 2
2618 Sometimes I find it helpful to see oneself from the outside looking in. 1.1978 0.04480 91 74 16 1
2619 Haven't you always wanted to be in Macy's Thanksgiving day parade?!? 1.1978 0.04199 91 73 18 0
2620 Honey, you really do have an inflated ego! 1.1978 0.04480 91 74 16 1
2621 Harold, please tell me you've been working on a float for the Macy's parade. 1.1978 0.04199 91 73 18 0
2622 I thought getting you a Macy's balloon would be flattering! 1.1978 0.04745 91 75 14 2
2623 Is it just me or has the Macy’s Day Parade lost its whimsy? 1.1959 0.04780 97 81 13 3
2624 Big Brother keeps getting bigger. 1.1959 0.05000 97 82 11 4
2625 I get it, you were drawn that way. Still, I'm terrified. 1.1954 0.04861 87 72 13 2
2626 Well, at least one of you appears to be upwardly mobile. 1.1954 0.04578 87 71 15 1
2627 They blew the budget on the marshmallow man in Ghost Busters." 1.1954 0.04578 87 71 15 1
2628 You’re right between Sponge Bob and Pikachu. 1.1954 0.04276 87 70 17 0
2629 Since your birthday's on Thanksgiving this year, I got you something special. 1.1954 0.04578 87 71 15 1
2630 Dud Macy’s change their parade route? 1.1932 0.04531 88 72 15 1
2631 I made a slide show of your best selfies. 1.1932 0.05075 88 74 11 3
2632 Everything looks worse in black and white. 1.1932 0.04810 88 73 13 2
2633 Try to relax dear, it’s not healthy to let your anxiety grow into physical manifestations. 1.1932 0.05075 88 74 11 3
2634 Apparently, I really am a size queen. 1.1932 0.04810 88 73 13 2
2635 Did we know Macy's had been acquired by a hedge fund? 1.1932 0.04531 88 72 15 1
2636 The Thanksgiving Day balloons get more realistic each year! 1.1932 0.04531 88 72 15 1
2637 Here's Gulliver now! 1.1932 0.05075 88 74 11 3
2638 I take back what I said about having your own personal Macy’s Parade float. 1.1932 0.04531 88 72 15 1
2639 Do you like the new drink? It's called Introspection. 1.1932 0.04810 88 73 13 2
2640 Good thing we skipped the parade this year. 1.1932 0.04810 88 73 13 2
2641 I am so impressed. You have a balloon in Macy's parade! 1.1932 0.05075 88 74 11 3
2642 Suprise my favorite Trumster! Your very own baby balloon sans diaper! 1.1932 0.05075 88 74 11 3
2643 I didn’t know you drove for Lyft. 1.1932 0.04810 88 73 13 2
2644 'When I told you to aim high, I didn't mean spend our entire life-savings on trying to get into the Macy's Parade, Greg.' 1.1932 0.04810 88 73 13 2
2645 Looks like there is a " peeping Tom" in the Macy's parade. 1.1932 0.05075 88 74 11 3
2646 I think your eyes are bigger than your stomach. 1.1932 0.05075 88 74 11 3
2647 Do I have to say it again, Oscar? Stop getting a head of yourself! 1.1932 0.05326 88 75 9 4
2648 That's it, I'm going back to boxed wine. 1.1932 0.04810 88 73 13 2
2649 This drink is strong. It's making me see double. 1.1932 0.04810 88 73 13 2
2650 People watching 1.1932 0.05075 88 74 11 3
2651 I knew we were up for the parade , but you sure Trumped me!!! 1.1932 0.05075 88 74 11 3
2652 Harold, I thought you said your dream was to be a balloon handler? 1.1932 0.04233 88 71 17 0
2653 I didn't mean literally think bigger. 1.1932 0.04531 88 72 15 1
2654 He appears whenever I say aperitif. 1.1932 0.04531 88 72 15 1
2655 I told you the parade is on your birthday this year! 1.1932 0.04233 88 71 17 0
2656 Surely you can see yourself living here. 1.1932 0.04810 88 73 13 2
2657 Come look at the size of this guy's pores! 1.1932 0.04810 88 73 13 2
2658 How'd you get in Macy's parade? 1.1932 0.04233 88 71 17 0
2659 Oh darling, your big Big Brother is watching us! 1.1932 0.04531 88 72 15 1
2660 And now, the Macy’s parade. You can’t escape your destiny. 1.1932 0.04531 88 72 15 1
2661 Is your blow-up anatomically proportionate? 1.1932 0.04233 88 71 17 0
2662 Look Walter--it's your twin again... 1.1932 0.05566 88 76 7 5
2663 Honey, I blew up the maitre 'd. 1.1932 0.04810 88 73 13 2
2664 You are So Sweet. My last boyfriend was HUGE and Insanely Jealous ! 1.1932 0.05075 88 74 11 3
2665 Hey, look. They replaced the Spongebob float this year with YOU! 1.1932 0.04810 88 73 13 2
2666 It’s your big brother 1.1932 0.04810 88 73 13 2
2667 It’s Glennzilla. Should we offer him a drink? 1.1932 0.04233 88 71 17 0
2668 I know you never liked the Thanksgiving day parade, but this years going to be different! 1.1932 0.04531 88 72 15 1
2669 A good stiff drink will help you forget all about your shadow self. 1.1932 0.04233 88 71 17 0
2670 My big brother is watching you. 1.1932 0.04531 88 72 15 1
2671 Am I crazy or is Mr. Wergeles in 14D getting nosier all the time? 1.1932 0.04810 88 73 13 2
2672 How did you get a ballon in the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade? 1.1932 0.04233 88 71 17 0
2673 Welcome to Headquarters. 1.1932 0.04810 88 73 13 2
2674 What do you know. It' s Mr. Macy! 1.1932 0.04810 88 73 13 2
2675 Look dear, your big brother is here. 1.1932 0.04810 88 73 13 2
2676 Hey Carl, your big brother is here! 1.1932 0.04810 88 73 13 2
2677 Mirror, Mirror On The Wall... 1.1932 0.04531 88 72 15 1
2678 Cheers, Frank! Your float is really going to drive interest in artisinal mustache care products! 1.1932 0.04531 88 72 15 1
2679 The thanksgiving parade balloons are getting uglier and uglier. 1.1932 0.04531 88 72 15 1
2680 Lenny, your ego is here. 1.1932 0.04531 88 72 15 1
2681 Stan, come and see. This is the most ridiculous looking Thanksgiving Day balloon ever. 1.1932 0.05075 88 74 11 3
2682 Oh, come on! He's your twin brother! Let's ask him in. 1.1932 0.05075 88 74 11 3
2683 Come see the rest of the parade 1.1932 0.04531 88 72 15 1
2684 Honey, your unconscious self wants to join us for some wine 1.1932 0.04810 88 73 13 2
2685 See! I told you people would find my video of you weeping at the Popeyes funny! They made that meme into a freaking Thanksgiving Day Parade balloon - you’re more famous than the sandwich you were so upset about! 1.1932 0.05075 88 74 11 3
2686 honey, you didnt tell me you’d be in the Macy’s parade?! 1.1932 0.05075 88 74 11 3
2687 Don't be intimidated, my ex-husband likes to show up for a good nights kiss." 1.1932 0.04810 88 73 13 2
2688 Sorry dear, but yes, that is exactly what you look like. 1.1932 0.04531 88 72 15 1
2689 Hey, I think I recognize that mustache! 1.1932 0.05075 88 74 11 3
2690 Look! Hitler finally made the Macy's Day Parade. Good for him. 1.1932 0.05326 88 75 9 4
2691 Surprise! I made a balloon of *you* for the Thanksgiving Day Parade! 1.1932 0.04531 88 72 15 1
2692 Since when did you get such a big head. 1.1932 0.05075 88 74 11 3
2693 Phew! At first I thought that was a mirror! 1.1932 0.05075 88 74 11 3
2694 Uh oh! I think Macys had a data breech! 1.1932 0.04810 88 73 13 2
2695 I thought doppelgängers were more serendipitous. 1.1932 0.05075 88 74 11 3
2696 Morty, nine months of design and this is the best you could do? 1.1932 0.04233 88 71 17 0
2697 You're an out of sight, out of mind, kind of guy, Harry -- but never with me. 1.1932 0.04233 88 71 17 0
2698 How sweet! It's the retirement party balloon your office buddies filled with all the gas you vented in the break room! 1.1932 0.04531 88 72 15 1
2699 Honey, I blew up your head. 1.1932 0.05075 88 74 11 3
2700 Guess we'll have to set another place for dinner. 1.1932 0.04531 88 72 15 1
2701 Is this why you don't like Thanksgiving Parades? 1.1932 0.04233 88 71 17 0
2702 I see that the nose hair trimmer I got you last Christmas was a giant waste of money. 1.1932 0.05075 88 74 11 3
2703 I didn't know you shopped at Macy's. 1.1932 0.04531 88 72 15 1
2704 I always knew you were a pane. 1.1932 0.04531 88 72 15 1
2705 Red or white? 1.1932 0.04531 88 72 15 1
2706 Look, hon--you're in the Macy's parade this year! 1.1932 0.04233 88 71 17 0
2707 It's just my big brother watching. 1.1932 0.04810 88 73 13 2
2708 Your Macy’s float got loose. 1.1932 0.04531 88 72 15 1
2709 Ok, how much acid did you put in this wine? 1.1932 0.04810 88 73 13 2
2710 He claims that he's your long-lost inflatable brother Federico. 1.1932 0.05075 88 74 11 3
2711 I'm impressed! How do I get my own parade balloon? 1.1932 0.05075 88 74 11 3
2712 Ain’t the view just grand, Paul? 1.1932 0.04810 88 73 13 2
2713 And they said it was just swamp gas trapped in a weather balloon! 1.1932 0.05075 88 74 11 3
2714 Your father is here. 1.1932 0.05075 88 74 11 3
2715 Tell him Rose goes fine with Turkey 1.1932 0.05075 88 74 11 3
2716 What do you think of the Fee-fi-fo-fum merlot?” 1.1932 0.04531 88 72 15 1
2717 Horace, I arranged with those nice folks over at Macy's for a special surprise. 1.1932 0.04531 88 72 15 1
2718 My point is, I just thought you sponsoring a balloon in the parade was a bit overindulgent. 1.1932 0.04531 88 72 15 1
2719 I'm sorry you got around to reading 1984. 1.1932 0.04531 88 72 15 1
2720 You don’t seem like the reflective type!” 1.1932 0.04531 88 72 15 1
2721 So I saw Sally at the Beauty Salon today. 1.1932 0.04810 88 73 13 2
2722 Your wish to downsize hasn't exactly worked out. 1.1932 0.04233 88 71 17 0
2723 Macy’s Thanksgiving Parade isn’t how I remembered it. 1.1932 0.04531 88 72 15 1
2724 We encourage our customers to reflect on their imperfections. 1.1932 0.04810 88 73 13 2
2725 DON'T WORRY, IT'S MACY'S THANKSGIVING DAY PARADE 1.1932 0.05326 88 75 9 4
2726 Don't be frightened, George. It's all smoke and mirrors. 1.1932 0.04810 88 73 13 2
2727 Gerald; what a tall twin you have! The resemblance is uncanny. 1.1932 0.04810 88 73 13 2
2728 What do you mean, “fake news”? 1.1932 0.04531 88 72 15 1
2729 I see you finally made it into the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade 1.1932 0.05326 88 75 9 4
2730 I told you we should have invited Bob and Louise to shrink with us and get a tiny house. They'd love this Pinot Gris! 1.1932 0.04531 88 72 15 1
2731 Sorry, I need more from my relationship 1.1932 0.04810 88 73 13 2
2732 Honey, look at the new Macy Thanksgiving Parade balloon 1.1932 0.04810 88 73 13 2
2733 I told you we should have rented on a higher floor 1.1932 0.04233 88 71 17 0
2734 The Macy's parade is early this year. 1.1932 0.04233 88 71 17 0
2735 I'm some PR woman, huh? You're the third balloon in the Macy's Parade! 1.1932 0.05075 88 74 11 3
2736 Anything new in the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade this year? 1.1932 0.04531 88 72 15 1
2737 Happy Thanksgiving and happy birthday, dear. It's personalized from balloons-r-us. 1.1932 0.04810 88 73 13 2
2738 Wow, you’re right, adding LSD to this merlot really works”... 1.1932 0.05075 88 74 11 3
2739 Happy Easter, honey! 1.1932 0.04810 88 73 13 2
2740 You were right Henry....being the CEO of Macy’s does have its perks! 1.1932 0.04233 88 71 17 0
2741 Kevin! You are a gasbag! 1.1932 0.04810 88 73 13 2
2742 Frank, i'm your future self...... i need help 1.1932 0.05075 88 74 11 3
2743 Should I ask if he likes Malbec? 1.1932 0.04810 88 73 13 2
2744 Look Albert, Macy DID use your balloon this year! 1.1932 0.04810 88 73 13 2
2745 Did I mention that your big brother said he would look in on us? 1.1932 0.05075 88 74 11 3
2746 Honey, quick, grab the Nebuchadnezzer Champagne bottle from the cellar. 1.1932 0.04531 88 72 15 1
2747 Enough with the selfies. 1.1932 0.05075 88 74 11 3
2748 Looks like Macy's received your very generous "donation". 1.1932 0.04531 88 72 15 1
2749 Congratulations You're the "Common Man" surprise balloon in this years Thanksgiving Day Parade 1.1932 0.05075 88 74 11 3
2750 test 1.1932 0.05075 88 74 11 3
2751 Oh look! You finally got your over-inflated self into the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade. 1.1932 0.04531 88 72 15 1
2752 It’s Tom! 1.1932 0.04233 88 71 17 0
2753 Oh is this another one of your big head ideas? 1.1932 0.04810 88 73 13 2
2754 Thanksgiving parade? How many have you had? 1.1932 0.04810 88 73 13 2
2755 There you go, talking to yourself again. 1.1932 0.05075 88 74 11 3
2756 For one, look at yourself! 1.1932 0.05075 88 74 11 3
2757 Uh-oh, it's like the Baby Trump Balloon, but they didn't cover you with a diaper! 1.1932 0.04810 88 73 13 2
2758 I think he's interested in you 1.1932 0.05075 88 74 11 3
2759 I think it's great you discovered your bigger self. 1.1932 0.04810 88 73 13 2
2760 Yeah, I gotta agree. That's a bad batch of vodka. 1.1932 0.04531 88 72 15 1
2761 Are you happy now? This is what I have to do to get you to take a long, hard look at yourself. 1.1932 0.05075 88 74 11 3
2762 “Jim, you never told me you were a Macy’s Parade float model.” 1.1932 0.04233 88 71 17 0
2763 I think this is my body double, or more. 1.1932 0.04810 88 73 13 2
2764 Tom's here, should we offer him a drink? 1.1932 0.04531 88 72 15 1
2765 It's your big brother again. 1.1932 0.04810 88 73 13 2
2766 And there I thought it would be the upstairs neighbors that would be the problem. 1.1932 0.04810 88 73 13 2
2767 Ye Gods! A mirror-backed bar!Brilliant business idea!Makes me want to keep drinking ! 1.1932 0.04810 88 73 13 2
2768 See, honey? It's a growth opportunity. 1.1932 0.05075 88 74 11 3
2769 Big brother is watching. He looks more like your family. 1.1932 0.05075 88 74 11 3
2770 I just love the Jumbotron my mother gave us, don’t you? 1.1932 0.05326 88 75 9 4
2771 Happy birthday, honey! I got you your own avatar! 1.1932 0.04531 88 72 15 1
2772 Did you know you made the Thanksgiving Day Parade? 1.1932 0.04810 88 73 13 2
2773 Looks like Charmin Tissue decided their Macy Parade balloon would be Mr. Whipple. “Don’t squeeze the balloon!” Ha ha ha. 1.1932 0.05075 88 74 11 3
2774 Honey, your Macy’s Thanksgiving Day parade balloon came out great! 1.1932 0.04531 88 72 15 1
2775 Look who popped by! 1.1932 0.04810 88 73 13 2
2776 I know you're a huge presence in this city, Fredrick. But do you see yourself perhaps becoming TOO big 1.1932 0.04810 88 73 13 2
2777 You! A Macy’s Parade balloon! What a GREAT anniversary gift :>( 1.1932 0.05075 88 74 11 3
2778 Maybe he’ll brush off the window ledges. 1.1932 0.05075 88 74 11 3
2779 Oh, I forgot to mention that I invited you big brother over for dinner tonight! 1.1932 0.05075 88 74 11 3
2780 Here’s looking at me kid. 1.1932 0.04810 88 73 13 2
2781 Sex? Ha! Look at the size of the exo on YOU! 1.1932 0.04810 88 73 13 2
2782 Everybody matters, no matter what size. 1.1932 0.04531 88 72 15 1
2783 Alters ego . . . let's try the one that alters looks! 1.1932 0.04531 88 72 15 1
2784 Look! It’s Middle Management, the newest float in the parade. 1.1932 0.04810 88 73 13 2
2785 Oh, look Frank... You're in the Macy's parade.. 1.1932 0.04810 88 73 13 2
2786 The biggest downside to your idea George is that no one has the space for your self inflatables. 1.1932 0.04531 88 72 15 1
2787 Is that you or your big head talking? 1.1932 0.05075 88 74 11 3
2788 Jeepers Creepers where'd he get them Peepers? 1.1932 0.04810 88 73 13 2
2789 The “Macy’s Parade” gets weirder every year. 1.1932 0.04810 88 73 13 2
2790 Like they say; ‘en vino veritas!’ 1.1932 0.04531 88 72 15 1
2791 Too bad you're naked parade balloon is anatomically correct. 1.1932 0.05075 88 74 11 3
2792 Macy's made me a great offer! 1.1932 0.05075 88 74 11 3
2793 I think I'd rather date this version of you; it looks like he has a BIGGER personality. 1.1932 0.04810 88 73 13 2
2794 What do you mean, daddy's home ? 1.1932 0.04233 88 71 17 0
2795 Your profile does say you are big on Thanksgiving. 1.1932 0.04233 88 71 17 0
2796 It's nice to finally meet someone without an encroaching ego. 1.1932 0.04810 88 73 13 2
2797 Some people put boyfriends on a pedestal.... 1.1932 0.04531 88 72 15 1
2798 You have a big head. 1.1932 0.04531 88 72 15 1
2799 Gerald, you just have to look at yourself and think I'm bigger than this 1.1932 0.04810 88 73 13 2
2800 See? You should have been made in Her image. 1.1932 0.05075 88 74 11 3
2801 I hope you don't mind I invited your big brother. 1.1932 0.04810 88 73 13 2
2802 Do you still want to complain about the wine, Derek? 1.1932 0.04531 88 72 15 1
2803 you are right he is nosey! 1.1932 0.04810 88 73 13 2
2804 It's great you are checking in with yourself more consistently lately, Greg 1.1932 0.04531 88 72 15 1
2805 Wow, you've made the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade! 1.1932 0.04810 88 73 13 2
2806 It's the new Thanksgiving parade balloons! 1.1932 0.04233 88 71 17 0
2807 Look Frank - Macy's finally took my suggestion. 1.1932 0.04531 88 72 15 1
2808 How did you get your own balloon for the parade? 1.1932 0.04233 88 71 17 0
2809 I love watching the Macy's parade. 1.1932 0.04531 88 72 15 1
2810 I thought this was supposed to be a blind date! 1.1932 0.04531 88 72 15 1
2811 You know what they say about a guy with a big head, right? 1.1932 0.05075 88 74 11 3
2812 I didn't know you had a big brother. 1.1932 0.04810 88 73 13 2
2813 I know you always feel like Thanksgiving and the parade overshadow your birthday, so..... 1.1932 0.04810 88 73 13 2
2814 I told you this balcony didn’t have a lot of privacy. 1.1932 0.05075 88 74 11 3
2815 Your audit is due. 1.1932 0.05075 88 74 11 3
2816 Remember your dream of being in the Thanksgiving Day Parade? 1.1932 0.04810 88 73 13 2
2817 I didn't know you invited your big brother to lunch! 1.1932 0.04233 88 71 17 0
2818 Sue Macy’s for identity theft! 1.1932 0.04810 88 73 13 2
2819 Isn't it lucky we came into the city for the Parade this year? 1.1932 0.04810 88 73 13 2
2820 I won't let a stupid boss balloon ruin MY break. 1.1932 0.05075 88 74 11 3
2821 I knew your face-lift would come back to haunt you. 1.1932 0.04531 88 72 15 1
2822 See! I told you were filled with hot air! 1.1910 0.04485 89 73 15 1
2823 Now we can eat. My big brother is here. 1.1910 0.04761 89 74 13 2
2824 Did you order from your SPAM folder again? 1.1910 0.05022 89 75 11 3
2825 I think we are being scrutinized by a Democrat. The last one was a clown. Dead give away it was a Republican. 1.1910 0.04485 89 73 15 1
2826 Apparently its' a new Thanksgiving promotion from Macy’s. Louise got one, too… 1.1910 0.04761 89 74 13 2
2827 Surprise! Don't worry, it won't be here long - the parade is in less than a week. 1.1910 0.05270 89 76 9 4
2828 ‘’I warned you not to enter that Goodyear blimp contest!” 1.1910 0.04761 89 74 13 2
2829 I hope it can stay afloat, unlike our marriage. 1.1910 0.04485 89 73 15 1
2830 It can't be DT's--you're drinking. 1.1910 0.05022 89 75 11 3
2831 Macy's captured your expression perfectly. 1.1910 0.04761 89 74 13 2
2832 Is it your Brother,Mister Orwell? 1.1882 0.04582 85 70 14 1
2833 What's up Roland? You look white as a sheet... 1.1882 0.05157 85 72 10 3
2834 This gives Thanksgiving Day Parade watching a whole new meaning. 1.1882 0.04265 85 69 16 0
2835 I know this wine has a big nose, but you didn’t tell me the grapes are hallucinogenic as well. 1.1882 0.04582 85 70 14 1
2836 Such small drink for such a large bartender. 1.1882 0.05157 85 72 10 3
2837 I always feel paranoid when I drink 1.1882 0.04265 85 69 16 0
2838 How many of those have you had?!? 1.1882 0.04878 85 71 12 2
2839 Honey, Toddzilla's here. 1.1882 0.05157 85 72 10 3
2840 That Thanksgiving balloon is your doppelganger. 1.1882 0.04582 85 70 14 1
2841 This may be the wine talking, but that float looks just like you. 1.1882 0.04582 85 70 14 1
2842 It only looks like you if you pay attention to its face 1.1882 0.05157 85 72 10 3
2843 Look George, it's your big brother. 1.1882 0.04582 85 70 14 1
2844 It's the new Amazon drone--personalized. 1.1882 0.04878 85 71 12 2
2845 He's so big, yet some things still work the same. 1.1882 0.04582 85 70 14 1
2846 Honey, how's the wine? 1.1882 0.05422 85 73 8 4
2847 should we tell her? 1.1882 0.05422 85 73 8 4
2848 These new personalized balloons make the Macy's Parade more watchable, don't you think? 1.1882 0.04878 85 71 12 2
2849 So that’s why we’re out of helium, again. 1.1882 0.04582 85 70 14 1
2850 See what I see. 1.1882 0.04582 85 70 14 1
2851 You're a licensed pop-culture character, Richard! 1.1860 0.05101 86 73 10 3
2852 You never told me you had a twin 1.1860 0.04533 86 71 14 1
2853 Oh! You said you had a big brother. But I didn’t realise he was THAT big! We should have opened the magnum. 1.1852 0.05303 81 69 9 3
2854 He wants to know if there are any vacancies here 1.1852 0.04685 81 67 13 1
2855 Amazing how Macy’s nailed your pout! 1.1852 0.04685 81 67 13 1
2856 Macy's newest Thanksgiving Day Parade balloon is Peeping Tom 1.1852 0.05303 81 69 9 3
2857 Is this who Orwell had in mind? 1.1839 0.05047 87 74 10 3
2858 « #quotes 4h & lasaretta79 ° Ge conobbero. Lui conobbe lei e se stesso, perche in verita non s’era mai saputo. E lei conobbe lui e se stessa , perchée pur essendosi saputa sempre, mai s’era potuta riconoscere cosi. Italo Calvino 1.1829 0.05789 82 72 5 5
2859 ee ae Lele) (La ag “= tiktok.__.india 1.1829 0.04947 82 69 11 2
2860 You weren't lying when you said you had a big twin brother! 1.1829 0.04633 82 68 13 1
2861 Since when did you get to be a balloon in the Thanksgiving Day parade? 1.1829 0.04633 82 68 13 1
2862 I always thought you had a big ego. But this balloon tops the bill 1.1829 0.04633 82 68 13 1
2863 The Macy Thanksgiving balloon's aren't as pretty this year. 1.1829 0.04947 82 69 11 2
2864 Is that our Uber Eats delivery guy?" "Yes, that's me." 1.1829 0.04633 82 68 13 1
2865 Honey! 'The Producers' parade float looks just like you! 1.1829 0.04296 82 67 15 0
2866 I still like King Kong with less mustache and more toupee! 1.1829 0.04633 82 68 13 1
2867 Surprise! I nominated you to be a Macy's Parade Balloon! 1.1829 0.04296 82 67 15 0
2868 Can’t wait to see the middle extremity. 1.1829 0.04947 82 69 11 2
2869 Frank took projecting his feelings to a whole new level. 1.1829 0.04633 82 68 13 1
2870 Hmm. Surprisingly high elevation for a 'Peeping Tom.' 1.1829 0.04633 82 68 13 1
2871 What did you put in this wine again? 1.1829 0.04633 82 68 13 1
2872 So, tell me about your career as a double agent. 1.1829 0.04633 82 68 13 1
2873 You of all people should be able to deal with this. 1.1829 0.04633 82 68 13 1
2874 You’re never going to guess who I ran into on the street. 1.1829 0.04296 82 67 15 0
2875 I knew I should have gone with a wig for that shoot! 1.1829 0.04633 82 68 13 1
2876 Did you forget to call your brother back? 1.1829 0.04633 82 68 13 1
2877 Don't worry Sir. it is just augmented reality. 1.1829 0.04633 82 68 13 1
2878 Your Uber is here. 1.1829 0.04947 82 69 11 2
2879 Oh him, he’s my emotional support service ex. 1.1829 0.04947 82 69 11 2
2880 You see Harold? HE doesn't have to drink in order to sleep with me. 1.1829 0.04947 82 69 11 2
2881 Your doppelgänger sure knows how to spoil the moment 1.1829 0.04633 82 68 13 1
2882 Allow me to point out the flaws on this model. 1.1829 0.05243 82 70 9 3
2883 Did you notice the Jumbotron that I bought? 1.1829 0.04633 82 68 13 1
2884 I don't mean to be critical... but I think you've been a little self absorbed of late. 1.1829 0.04633 82 68 13 1
2885 Maybe we should give him a glass? 1.1829 0.05243 82 70 9 3
2886 supersize d? 1.1829 0.04947 82 69 11 2
2887 You didn’t tell me you big brother was coming! 1.1829 0.05243 82 70 9 3
2888 Your brother is here again. 1.1829 0.04296 82 67 15 0
2889 Have I introduced you to my Big Brother? 1.1829 0.04633 82 68 13 1
2890 Thanksgiving Day balloons are getting creepier 1.1829 0.04947 82 69 11 2
2891 When I told you big brother is watching us, I meant BIG! 1.1829 0.04633 82 68 13 1
2892 Oh, Sir! You must have modeled for the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade! 1.1829 0.04296 82 67 15 0
2893 VERY BIG brother is watching us! 1.1829 0.04633 82 68 13 1
2894 Of course I wouldn't dose your drink. 1.1829 0.05243 82 70 9 3
2895 Tell me again why you entered that contest from the Macy's Thanksgiving Day parade? 1.1829 0.04633 82 68 13 1
2896 See, I told you your nose hairs were too long! 1.1829 0.04947 82 69 11 2
2897 Did I tell you I met this man who makes blowup animal balloons? 1.1829 0.04633 82 68 13 1
2898 Big brother is becoming more obvious! 1.1829 0.04947 82 69 11 2
2899 So this is what "being present in your own life" looks like? 1.1829 0.04296 82 67 15 0
2900 "Trump balloon sure started a fad." 1.1829 0.04947 82 69 11 2
2901 Should we tell the babysitter we're going to be late? 1.1829 0.04633 82 68 13 1
2902 Yes, yes, honey I doooo agree... you share the same hairline. 1.1829 0.04296 82 67 15 0
2903 The children grow up so fast! 1.1829 0.04296 82 67 15 0
2904 Oh look, Carl wants to borrow the fondue set again 1.1829 0.04296 82 67 15 0
2905 Harold, you never told me you had a giant twin! 1.1829 0.05243 82 70 9 3
2906 We think you’ve had enough to drink..” 1.1829 0.04296 82 67 15 0
2907 I warned you my husband was tracking me. 1.1829 0.04296 82 67 15 0
2908 Your lyft is here, Mr. Macy. 1.1829 0.05243 82 70 9 3
2909 Sorry we have to sit outside, but you’re ego couldn’t fit through the door. 1.1829 0.04947 82 69 11 2
2910 Hey John! Don’t worry, I found your ego. 1.1829 0.04947 82 69 11 2
2911 This just happens to be a great way to explain Juxtaposition... 1.1829 0.04947 82 69 11 2
2912 Looks like the Parade rehearsal has started. Who are you this year? Dumbo? 1.1829 0.04947 82 69 11 2
2913 I swear honey. I called in sick today. 1.1829 0.04296 82 67 15 0
2914 Look, Honey, Mark Zuckerberg uploaded your profile picture to the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade! 1.1829 0.04296 82 67 15 0
2915 Tell me the truth, John. Are we living in a dollhouse? 1.1829 0.04633 82 68 13 1
2916 Honey- the funny thing about mirrors is they don't lie! 1.1829 0.04947 82 69 11 2
2917 Such a nightmare -- my ex on steroids. 1.1829 0.04947 82 69 11 2
2918 Oh look, honey, it's a full Melvin rising! 1.1829 0.04633 82 68 13 1
2919 He may crush our bones to dust, but it's nice that he called you stunningly handsome. 1.1829 0.04633 82 68 13 1
2920 You had me at King Kong. 1.1829 0.04947 82 69 11 2
2921 Let's celebrate! I see big things happening for you. 1.1829 0.04633 82 68 13 1
2922 I like the privacy on the 25th floor. 1.1829 0.04633 82 68 13 1
2923 Let's call your mother, right now! 1.1829 0.05243 82 70 9 3
2924 Did you invite your Uncle Harry? 1.1829 0.04633 82 68 13 1
2925 Oh, he's my Ex ... ignore him. 1.1829 0.04947 82 69 11 2
2926 I’m telling you it’s like we live in a fishbowl 1.1829 0.04633 82 68 13 1
2927 Oh look, your Macy's Thanksgiving Parade dream has come true. 1.1829 0.04947 82 69 11 2
2928 Bob! Don’t just sit there, come say hi. 1.1829 0.05243 82 70 9 3
2929 I don't care what he does, but he's not getting any of this Chateau Margaux! 1.1829 0.04947 82 69 11 2
2930 So, I guess that Macy's gig came through" 1.1829 0.04947 82 69 11 2
2931 Your Doppelganger gone amuck! 1.1829 0.05243 82 70 9 3
2932 Your giant twin brother is stalking us again. 1.1829 0.05522 82 71 7 4
2933 I've never met such a monumental prick!" 1.1829 0.04947 82 69 11 2
2934 So..., Neil DeGrasse Tyson is right? 1.1829 0.04633 82 68 13 1
2935 Honey, why are you looking at me like that? Oh honey, Did you have another accident? 1.1829 0.04947 82 69 11 2
2936 Surprise! It's you! 1.1829 0.04296 82 67 15 0
2937 You didn't tell me you entered the New Yorker's "Design Your Own Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade Float"! 1.1829 0.04633 82 68 13 1
2938 I hope this doesn't inflate your ego! 1.1829 0.04633 82 68 13 1
2939 Try pot to put that ego back in the bottle. 1.1829 0.04947 82 69 11 2
2940 I recorded it using our new home security cam. Do you recognize him. 1.1829 0.05243 82 70 9 3
2941 I told my ex it was OK to check in every once in a while. 1.1829 0.04633 82 68 13 1
2942 The ring he wants to give me is even bigger than yours. 1.1829 0.04947 82 69 11 2
2943 Darling,you didn't tell me your father was in town. 1.1818 0.04725 88 74 12 2
2944 Nope, not a balloon. 1.1818 0.04440 88 73 14 1
2945 Your mustache is growing quite nicely 1.1807 0.04582 83 69 13 1
2946 The bottle says 'may cause delusions of grandeur,' but I feel fine. 1.1807 0.05184 83 71 9 3
2947 Holy mackerel! How on earth does anyone tell you two apart? 1.1807 0.04892 83 70 11 2
2948 Cheer up, Harold. You always said you wanted to be the next big thing. 1.1807 0.04892 83 70 11 2
2949 I ordered a size up 1.1807 0.04892 83 70 11 2
2950 See? I told you this CBD-infused Malbec has a great finish. 1.1807 0.04249 83 68 15 0
2951 Don't just sit there, ask your big brother if 1.1807 0.04892 83 70 11 2
2952 ...and this is the year we had to spring for the premium view. 1.1807 0.04892 83 70 11 2
2953 You always said you wanted to be part of the Thanksgiving Day Parade. 1.1807 0.04249 83 68 15 0
2954 Honey, I told you to always double check the size before you ordered! 1.1807 0.04582 83 69 13 1
2955 I'm sure we can find something in your closet that will fit him. 1.1807 0.04892 83 70 11 2
2956 Yes, the NSC is helping with the parade this year. 1.1807 0.04582 83 69 13 1
2957 I think, ergo my ego. 1.1807 0.04582 83 69 13 1
2958 The Macy's balloons started to take a strang turn with the "Groucho" balloon. 1.1807 0.04582 83 69 13 1
2959 It really is a mirror image. 1.1807 0.04249 83 68 15 0
2960 Stop looking at mne like that, or I'll stick a pin in your balloon! 1.1807 0.04892 83 70 11 2
2961 Objects may be larger than they appear..l. 1.1807 0.05184 83 71 9 3
2962 I told you MirakelGro would work on clones. 1.1807 0.04892 83 70 11 2
2963 when did you get a BIG screen TV? 1.1807 0.04582 83 69 13 1
2964 The Macy's Day Parade just got woke 1.1807 0.04892 83 70 11 2
2965 I didn’t realize what you meant when you said your brother is a ‘big drinker.’ 1.1807 0.04582 83 69 13 1
2966 It’s like my therapist always says, “You’re your own worst enemy.” 1.1807 0.04249 83 68 15 0
2967 Look honey,Macy's is using your face! 1.1807 0.04892 83 70 11 2
2968 See, I told you you’re larger than life! 1.1807 0.04582 83 69 13 1
2969 Is this the acid talking, or are you just happy to see me? 1.1807 0.04892 83 70 11 2
2970 Doesn't this city feel familiar, Roger? 1.1807 0.04249 83 68 15 0
2971 Remember those pictures we took at Macy’s? 1.1807 0.04582 83 69 13 1
2972 You're in Macy's Thanksgiving Parade! 1.1807 0.04892 83 70 11 2
2973 See Dan!!! I told you it looked like you! 1.1807 0.04249 83 68 15 0
2974 Wow! I love the privacy up here. 1.1807 0.04582 83 69 13 1
2975 It's your own Macy's Thanksgiving Day parade balloon! 1.1807 0.04582 83 69 13 1
2976 I got it just in time for Macy's! Plus I noticed you weren't drinking all of your wine. 1.1807 0.04582 83 69 13 1
2977 When will my reflection show who I am outside. 1.1807 0.04582 83 69 13 1
2978 The Thanksgiving Parade balloons aren’t what they used to be. 1.1807 0.04582 83 69 13 1
2979 I think he looks more stressed out than usual. 1.1807 0.04249 83 68 15 0
2980 Don't be shy! This is already a head of my last date. 1.1798 0.04941 89 76 10 3
2981 Look, honey! You’re in the Macy’s Parade! 1.1786 0.04532 84 70 13 1
2982 Help Me Help You 1.1786 0.05126 84 72 9 3
2983 He's so tall! I wonder if he's single... 1.1765 0.04159 85 70 15 0
2984 BIG BROTHER IS WATCHING US! 1.1750 0.05270 80 69 8 3
2985 Full of hot air, eh? 1.1750 0.04960 80 68 10 2
2986 Who feels tiny now? 1.1750 0.04960 80 68 10 2
2987 Restrooms for patrons only 1.1750 0.05270 80 69 8 3
2988 Macy's scimped on the balloons again this year. 1.1750 0.04960 80 68 10 2
2989 Your Amazon Float was just delivered 1.1750 0.04630 80 67 12 1
2990 He's on loan while our virtual assistant is in the shop 1.1750 0.04630 80 67 12 1
2991 ...And they have one of your BIG nose hairs tied to the Easter Parade float. 1.1750 0.04630 80 67 12 1
2992 Look Bobby, you’re just ahead of baby what’s-his-name! 1.1750 0.04960 80 68 10 2
2993 I asked big daddy to keep his eyes on us. 1.1750 0.04630 80 67 12 1
2994 It’s a reality show entry for the parade this year. 1.1750 0.04630 80 67 12 1
2995 Yeah, so..Big Brain..Little Brain..me too..hoping this works out like we hoped. 1.1750 0.04275 80 66 14 0
2996 The quality of balloons just isn’t up to par this year 1.1750 0.04630 80 67 12 1
2997 Look John! They put you right next to the Frozen girls! 1.1750 0.04630 80 67 12 1
2998 He can smell the wine blocks away. 1.1750 0.04630 80 67 12 1
2999 We have a very effective neighborhood watch. 1.1750 0.05270 80 69 8 3
3000 Wine has its effect on me; gets my alterego out big time! 1.1750 0.04960 80 68 10 2
3001 Is this your way of asking me to join you? 1.1750 0.04630 80 67 12 1
3002 I didn’t give Macy’s permission .... it wasn’t me! 1.1750 0.04960 80 68 10 2
3003 WOW, these Macy's Day Parade floats are getting more realistic 1.1750 0.04630 80 67 12 1
3004 He wants to know if he can borrow a cup of sugar? 1.1750 0.04275 80 66 14 0
3005 Thanksgiving already? 1.1750 0.04960 80 68 10 2
3006 Oh, I didn't know you were a cartoon character. 1.1750 0.04630 80 67 12 1
3007 Hey, it's Big Brother. I love him. 1.1750 0.05270 80 69 8 3
3008 I got it on clearance at the after Thanksgiving parade sale at Macy’s. 1.1750 0.05270 80 69 8 3
3009 He looks exactly like my Big Brother! 1.1750 0.04630 80 67 12 1
3010 Oh dear 1.1750 0.05270 80 69 8 3
3011 It's my cousin Billy, who I said is big in Baltimore. 1.1750 0.04960 80 68 10 2
3012 You said you wouldn't be home for Thanksgiving...so I improvised. 1.1750 0.05270 80 69 8 3
3013 Your parade float is spot on 1.1750 0.04275 80 66 14 0
3014 You've never looked better. 1.1750 0.04630 80 67 12 1
3015 I thought it might be instructive to see what you'd look like if we break up - You on the outside looking in. 1.1750 0.04630 80 67 12 1
3016 Isn’t it just marvelous? I got it at auction. 1.1750 0.04630 80 67 12 1
3017 It's your big brother. He wants to talk about dividing your Dad's wardrobe. 1.1750 0.04960 80 68 10 2
3018 Jeff, I know it's only our one month anniversary, but I wanted to give you something special. 1.1750 0.04275 80 66 14 0
3019 I told you to lay off the absinthe! 1.1750 0.04960 80 68 10 2
3020 Hun, just cause you're a Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade float, don't get the big head. 1.1750 0.04275 80 66 14 0
3021 No dear, I don't think you look anything like Snoopy. 1.1750 0.04275 80 66 14 0
3022 Your alter ego continues to parade around out there. 1.1750 0.04960 80 68 10 2
3023 This is what I had in mind when I said we should come up to the terrace and have an mmf threesome with a 40 foot tall bald guy. 1.1750 0.04960 80 68 10 2
3024 I had no idea the Macy's Thanksgiving Parade Committee thought so highly of you! 1.1750 0.04275 80 66 14 0
3025 Why do you have that sick eyes bulging out of your head look; don't you like the wine? 1.1750 0.05562 80 70 6 4
3026 How can you say you don't have an inflated view of yourself, George? 1.1750 0.04960 80 68 10 2
3027 I told you this was a great place to watch the Franksgiving Day parade. 1.1750 0.04960 80 68 10 2
3028 This stuff has me feeling a little tipsy! What about you? 1.1750 0.04960 80 68 10 2
3029 These Thanksgiving Day Parade floats just keep getting stranger and stranger. 1.1750 0.04960 80 68 10 2
3030 Well, Gimbel, this will be the balloon that broke Mr. Macy's back. 1.1750 0.04630 80 67 12 1
3031 The Macy Day parade get better every year! Really relatable. 1.1750 0.04630 80 67 12 1
3032 I really think you should have a lawyer talk to Macy’s about royalties on that thing. 1.1750 0.04960 80 68 10 2
3033 Don’t worry, it is this year Macy’s thanksgiving parade rehearsal... 1.1750 0.04630 80 67 12 1
3034 I think it’s your big brother. 1.1750 0.04630 80 67 12 1
3035 What kind of vodka is this again? 1.1750 0.04630 80 67 12 1
3036 Look honey, your big brother came by to join us. 1.1750 0.04630 80 67 12 1
3037 Marvin, I'd like you to meet my ex husband Bob. 1.1750 0.04960 80 68 10 2
3038 Why Jack it's my ex Howard. 1.1750 0.05270 80 69 8 3
3039 Boy, your investment in the sperm bank really grew! 1.1750 0.05270 80 69 8 3
3040 It took years for Macy's to finally capture your hairline 1.1750 0.04275 80 66 14 0
3041 Do you like my new mirror? It's super sized. 1.1750 0.04960 80 68 10 2
3042 You said you like your beer with more head, right? 1.1750 0.05270 80 69 8 3
3043 Surprise! My holiday gift to you! you're a float in the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade! 1.1750 0.04630 80 67 12 1
3044 It’s funny, they have chosen your picture for the balloon mascot for the Movember Parade!!! 1.1750 0.04275 80 66 14 0
3045 I always find a great view let's you forget about yourself 1.1750 0.04960 80 68 10 2
3046 Congratulations, dear. Macy's finally put your balloon in the parade." 1.1750 0.04630 80 67 12 1
3047 Look, you made the Thanksgiving Day Parade! 1.1750 0.04630 80 67 12 1
3048 I truly mean it when I say you’re full of hot air. 1.1750 0.04630 80 67 12 1
3049 Don't worry, my ex is overly protective in a gentle giant way. 1.1750 0.04630 80 67 12 1
3050 Hey, watch this! 1.1744 0.04436 86 72 13 1
3051 Sweetie, this is David. He’ll be joining us after dinner. 1.1744 0.04436 86 72 13 1
3052 I think he sees a little bit of himself in you. 1.1733 0.04792 75 63 11 1
3053 He says he's from Facebook? 1.1733 0.05155 75 64 9 2
3054 He only climbs the building win the Jets win. 1.1733 0.05155 75 64 9 2
3055 Sometimes evidence of absinthe is just a lot of absinthe. 1.1733 0.04400 75 62 13 0
3056 Well played, Mr. Macy! 1.1728 0.04578 81 68 12 1
3057 Bolton's big this week. 1.1728 0.05209 81 70 8 3
3058 Many happy returns of the balloon! 1.1728 0.04578 81 68 12 1
3059 The Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade balloons aren't as good this year. 1.1728 0.04903 81 69 10 2
3060 You didn't tell me you were in the parade. 1.1728 0.04227 81 67 14 0
3061 Everyone said that if we moved into this building we'd get a big head. 1.1728 0.04903 81 69 10 2
3062 Do you like it? I saw it and thought of you. 1.1728 0.05209 81 70 8 3
3063 Oh no, not again.... 1.1728 0.04578 81 68 12 1
3064 I told you all those compliments were going to your head. 1.1728 0.04903 81 69 10 2
3065 I told you, it’s a small world. 1.1728 0.05209 81 70 8 3
3066 I entered you in this year's balloon festival. 1.1728 0.04578 81 68 12 1
3067 Instead of getting you presents, I made a donation to Macy's for your birthday. 1.1728 0.04903 81 69 10 2
3068 Well, every Thanksgiving Day parade needs a giant turkey balloon. 1.1728 0.04227 81 67 14 0
3069 I always new the birth order would go to his head. 1.1728 0.05209 81 70 8 3
3070 You mean they didn't ask you if you wanted to be in the Macy's parade, Harold? 1.1728 0.04578 81 68 12 1
3071 You know, sometimes the way you talk makes me feel as though your twin brother is watching you 1.1728 0.04578 81 68 12 1
3072 He said he could jump even higher if his head wasn’t so big. 1.1728 0.04578 81 68 12 1
3073 In this campaign, no one will forget your face. 1.1728 0.04903 81 69 10 2
3074 You really took the self-portrait stick tiles to new heights. 1.1728 0.04903 81 69 10 2
3075 Harold! You're in the parade this year! 1.1728 0.04903 81 69 10 2
3076 Your brother’s ego has really gotten out of control. 1.1728 0.04578 81 68 12 1
3077 Honey, is that condo up on the 60th floor still available? 1.1728 0.04903 81 69 10 2
3078 Oh don't sulk, I think the Parade float people made your mustache look distinguished. 1.1728 0.04903 81 69 10 2
3079 It's just my big brother. He's a little over-protective. 1.1728 0.04903 81 69 10 2
3080 He says there is a reservation in the name of Macy’s. 1.1728 0.04903 81 69 10 2
3081 Mirror,mirror on the wall (hic) who's the handsomest of all? 1.1728 0.04578 81 68 12 1
3082 Thanksgiving Day shows why Macy’s is going bankrupt. 1.1728 0.05497 81 71 6 4
3083 '' This wine has an imagination of it's own.'' 1.1728 0.04903 81 69 10 2
3084 When my girlfriend told me you were a bit of a ‘turkey’, I didn’t realize you had your own balloon in the Macy’s parade. 1.1728 0.04578 81 68 12 1
3085 Macy’s Thanksgiving Parade, impressive resume! 1.1728 0.04578 81 68 12 1
3086 Which balloon is this one? 1.1728 0.04903 81 69 10 2
3087 Your big brother really does look a lot like you. 1.1728 0.04578 81 68 12 1
3088 Ta-da! Bespoke parade balloon for your fortieth. 1.1728 0.04903 81 69 10 2
3089 You know, I'm reconsidering the 4K package. 1.1728 0.04903 81 69 10 2
3090 It's just that sometimes you seem on the outside, looking in. 1.1728 0.04903 81 69 10 2
3091 Nope, no diaper 1.1728 0.04903 81 69 10 2
3092 It must be the weird guy who’s been sending in captions about dumb plays on words. 1.1728 0.04903 81 69 10 2
3093 Frank? Isn’t that a nice apology from your big brother? 1.1728 0.04227 81 67 14 0
3094 You took ‘tell me what you want’ much too seriously. 1.1728 0.04903 81 69 10 2
3095 You tend to overestimate yourself 1.1728 0.05209 81 70 8 3
3096 I told you it was a bad idea to become friends with the Ghostbusters. 1.1728 0.04578 81 68 12 1
3097 These Macy's Day Parade floats are getting more realistic every year. 1.1728 0.04227 81 67 14 0
3098 中流階級への攻撃 Attack on Middle Class 1.1728 0.04578 81 68 12 1
3099 I guess they had to cut back on the mass electronic surveillance. 1.1728 0.04903 81 69 10 2
3100 Did you Ruphee my drink??? 1.1728 0.04227 81 67 14 0
3101 I’ve always known I was larger than life. 1.1728 0.04227 81 67 14 0
3102 Boy, they’ve really personalized the Macy’s Parade this year! 1.1728 0.04578 81 68 12 1
3103 See Harold, I told you we can enjoy the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade from our penthouse view. Oh look! There goes the balloons of all the former White House staffers. 1.1728 0.05209 81 70 8 3
3104 James, your Super ego Id is here 1.1728 0.04578 81 68 12 1
3105 Just give him the bottle, Henry. He holds his own and then some...trust me. 1.1728 0.04903 81 69 10 2
3106 ‘All I’m saying is Cindy’s son looks a lot like you’ 1.1728 0.04903 81 69 10 2
3107 Sorry George, Harold is a real actor. He was the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man in Ghostbusters. 1.1728 0.05209 81 70 8 3
3108 Did you have a balloon of yourself made for the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade?!? 1.1728 0.04041 81 69 11 1
3109 Look it's the re-launch of Fuller Brush. 1.1728 0.04578 81 68 12 1
3110 These are great seats for your Thanksgiving Day Parade. 1.1728 0.04578 81 68 12 1
3111 I think the wine is expired 1.1728 0.04578 81 68 12 1
3112 So, enough with pink and blue balloons, this is the new trend for the gender reveal party 1.1728 0.04578 81 68 12 1
3113 Your Macy's tribute is here 1.1728 0.04903 81 69 10 2
3114 Honey, I think you have an inflated view of yourself. 1.1728 0.05209 81 70 8 3
3115 A WATCH FROM MACY'S 1.1728 0.04903 81 69 10 2
3116 Honey, your Big Brother is watching us again.... 1.1728 0.04578 81 68 12 1
3117 A rooftop with a view? I saw this view in the last place. 1.1728 0.04903 81 69 10 2
3118 Honey, either this is strong wine or we've moved into a fun house. 1.1728 0.04903 81 69 10 2
3119 Or go home. 1.1728 0.05209 81 70 8 3
3120 I think your dad's falling off the wagon again. 1.1728 0.04578 81 68 12 1
3121 This happens at every Thanksgiving Parade when it's windy out. 1.1728 0.04903 81 69 10 2
3122 Whoa, I can't drink the way I used to! 1.1728 0.04578 81 68 12 1
3123 Harold, I told you the perks were great at Macy’s 1.1728 0.04578 81 68 12 1
3124 Stan, I knew these windows would warp! 1.1728 0.05209 81 70 8 3
3125 Your head has certainly gotten bigger since we got this penthouse, patio apartment. 1.1728 0.04227 81 67 14 0
3126 I thought that we'd be higher up than the Macy's Parade 1.1728 0.04578 81 68 12 1
3127 I think we’re being watched. 1.1728 0.05209 81 70 8 3
3128 And that was when Bob knew the Xanax was finally kicking in — albeit post-journey. 1.1728 0.04903 81 69 10 2
3129 The signifying window seems to be working 1.1728 0.04903 81 69 10 2
3130 Are you identical or fraternal? 1.1728 0.04578 81 68 12 1
3131 Congrats! This year you have your own character balloon in the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade 1.1728 0.04578 81 68 12 1
3132 Look honey, you won the Macy's Day Parade sweepstakes!" 1.1728 0.04903 81 69 10 2
3133 I knew he was a nasty peeper, but I did not know he was bald and had a moustache and black hair. 1.1728 0.05209 81 70 8 3
3134 This Macy's balloon is sponsored by the IRS. 1.1728 0.04903 81 69 10 2
3135 Wow! This year's floats are really getting 'meta'! 1.1728 0.04578 81 68 12 1
3136 Show no fear -- look him in the eyes! 1.1728 0.04227 81 67 14 0
3137 You really should take a look at yourself in the mirror. You truly are bigger than life. 1.1728 0.04578 81 68 12 1
3138 My ex lover he just won't let go. 1.1728 0.04903 81 69 10 2
3139 And you are wearing a diaper, Mr. Prime Minister. 1.1728 0.04578 81 68 12 1
3140 Honey, your humongous ego-boosting self-portrait balloon is here. 1.1724 0.05223 87 76 7 4
3141 Look, honey, it's Adolf. Trump must be heading the Macy's Day Parade this year. 1.1724 0.04684 87 74 11 2
3142 It’s the wine police! 1.1724 0.04389 87 73 13 1
3143 Can I give him just one more glass of wine? 1.1724 0.04389 87 73 13 1
3144 Do you think he's big enough? 1.1711 0.05091 76 65 9 2
3145 Why is it my fault you mumbled ‘for tea, meet her by noon?’ 1.1707 0.04848 82 70 10 2
3146 Do you want company? 1.1707 0.04527 82 69 12 1
3147 I could swear that Macy's balloon looks just like you! 1.1707 0.04527 82 69 12 1
3148 I thought you said you don't have a Big Brother..." 1.1707 0.04181 82 68 14 0
3149 I just love the Macy's Thanksgiving Day parade. Don't you? 1.1707 0.04527 82 69 12 1
3150 So, is this your id or ego in the Thanksgiving Parade? 1.1707 0.04181 82 68 14 0
3151 Just a minute sweetie, I think I’m about to win a staring contest. 1.1707 0.04527 82 69 12 1
3152 Did you forget to pay the rent again? 1.1707 0.04848 82 70 10 2
3153 You made it Sid. First Macy's Parade. 1.1707 0.04848 82 70 10 2
3154 Surprise, I invited your big brother over. 1.1707 0.04527 82 69 12 1
3155 Honey, Macy's blew you up! 1.1707 0.04527 82 69 12 1
3156 This is the perfect height to watch this balloon from too, I couldn’t afford to put pants on him. 1.1707 0.04527 82 69 12 1
3157 Oh, crap, Phil's here. Put away the good bottle. 1.1707 0.04848 82 70 10 2
3158 I look more beautiful than i thought 1.1707 0.04181 82 68 14 0
3159 I'll never understand how he got into the Macy's parade. 1.1707 0.04848 82 70 10 2
3160 And what's your big brother doing these days? 1.1707 0.04527 82 69 12 1
3161 Oh look, your evil twin is in town. 1.1707 0.04848 82 70 10 2
3162 You didn’t mention you’d be in the parade this year 1.1707 0.04848 82 70 10 2
3163 Oh, you said fraternal twins. That makes more sense. 1.1707 0.04527 82 69 12 1
3164 You always talk about how much you love Macy's! 1.1707 0.04527 82 69 12 1
3165 Honey look! It's you but a whole lot taller and more hotter. 1.1707 0.04527 82 69 12 1
3166 One more of these and he'll be all over the house. 1.1707 0.04527 82 69 12 1
3167 Get your head out of the gutter. 1.1707 0.04181 82 68 14 0
3168 There goes your overinflated ego again. I knew I shouldn't have told you that you were right about the wine. 1.1707 0.04527 82 69 12 1
3169 I thought you could be in the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade this year! 1.1707 0.04527 82 69 12 1
3170 Oh yah, Harold asked to be included. 1.1707 0.04181 82 68 14 0
3171 I didn’t know the New Yorker had a balloon in the Thanksgiving Day Parade. 1.1707 0.04527 82 69 12 1
3172 Jerry, honey? Your big brother is here. 1.1707 0.04527 82 69 12 1
3173 Honey, if you'd told me your giant disembodied cloned head would be coming, I would have bought more wine! 1.1707 0.04527 82 69 12 1
3174 Don't be nervous, Gary--he brought his own bottle ! 1.1707 0.04527 82 69 12 1
3175 Baby Trump is only a balloon, but your picketers made a dirigible. 1.1707 0.04181 82 68 14 0
3176 Now you tell me your brother wants to double date! 1.1707 0.04848 82 70 10 2
3177 He does have your eyes, 1.1707 0.04181 82 68 14 0
3178 And I thought Lenin had an overinflated ego.... 1.1707 0.04848 82 70 10 2
3179 They're finally honoring the average schlub in the Thanksgiving Day Parade. 1.1707 0.04848 82 70 10 2
3180 Oh honey, look — your Big Brother is watching you. 1.1707 0.04848 82 70 10 2
3181 Honey, you made it into the Macy's parade - big time! 1.1707 0.04527 82 69 12 1
3182 Did you know Harry made the Macy's parade this year? 1.1707 0.04848 82 70 10 2
3183 Your id is in this year's parade! 1.1707 0.04181 82 68 14 0
3184 Congratulations, your smarter, younger, larger clone is a success! Oh by the way, he and I have a date later. 1.1707 0.04848 82 70 10 2
3185 Don't you love living in New York and watching the parade balloons go by? 1.1707 0.04527 82 69 12 1
3186 If you think the balloons look familiar just wait till you see the turkey. 1.1705 0.04343 88 74 13 1
3187 You're spending too much time down at Macy's 1.1705 0.04634 88 75 11 2
3188 Darling, it was easy. You get a balloon in the parade if you just shop in-store at Macys. 1.1688 0.05359 77 67 7 3
3189 I thought your self image wasn't inflated enough! 1.1688 0.04678 77 65 11 1
3190 Dream big and do bigger..I can drink to that!! 1.1688 0.04678 77 65 11 1
3191 They say every time you see yourself in a Thanksgiving Day Parade balloon an angel loses her wings. 1.1688 0.04297 77 64 13 0
3192 This painting is made with my husband's ashes.He wanted to keep an eye on how I spend his fortune after he is gone. 1.1688 0.05359 77 67 7 3
3193 Look, you're in the Macy's Day Parade 1.1688 0.05030 77 66 9 2
3194 What? Your grandfather never told you about Kilroy? 1.1688 0.04678 77 65 11 1
3195 I told you to buy the expensive mirror. 1.1688 0.04678 77 65 11 1
3196 Wow, what is this?! A float that looks like you and maybe represents your inflated ego? Wow so interesting, I'm breaking up with you. 1.1688 0.05030 77 66 9 2
3197 I think he has been shaken and stirred too many times 1.1688 0.05030 77 66 9 2
3198 See, I told you! Right outside the building's door was this little table with a cookie on it and a sign saying "eat me," I didn't fall for it but there's one born every minute. 1.1688 0.04678 77 65 11 1
3199 Weird Macy's Day parade this year. 1.1687 0.04793 83 71 10 2
3200 Bob, now I know why people call you Big Brother. 1.1687 0.04476 83 70 12 1
3201 He seems benign, Bob. Just wants us to know war is peace, freedom is slavery and ignorance is strength. 1.1687 0.04793 83 71 10 2
3202 Happy Franksgiving ! 1.1687 0.04793 83 71 10 2
3203 I told him to come back next Tuesday. 1.1687 0.04476 83 70 12 1
3204 Wow, it seems yesterday that your cousin was brooding it... and now you have a big clone! 1.1687 0.04476 83 70 12 1
3205 Honey, this parade balloon looks like you! 1.1687 0.04476 83 70 12 1
3206 He says it is a BIG wine! 1.1687 0.04476 83 70 12 1
3207 You have a zit right there. 1.1687 0.04135 83 69 14 0
3208 What did you say you put in the wine....? 1.1687 0.04793 83 71 10 2
3209 This is Big. REALLY big. 1.1687 0.04793 83 71 10 2
3210 Did I tell you about the special bonus we got with our new Macy's credit card? 1.1687 0.04476 83 70 12 1
3211 Sometimes I feel like I don't measure up in your eyes. 1.1667 0.04427 84 71 12 1
3212 So, what do you think? I can see myself living here in a big way-can you? 1.1667 0.04427 84 71 12 1
3213 Your balloon is even cuter than Garfield 1.1667 0.04623 78 66 11 1
3214 Don't get an inflated opinion of yourself! 1.1667 0.05034 84 73 8 3
3215 There’s something different about the balloons in this year’s parade. 1.1667 0.04740 84 72 10 2
3216 See I told you it was right under your nose the entire time!!! 1.1667 0.04427 84 71 12 1
3217 Surprise! It's your lost big brother! 1.1667 0.04740 84 72 10 2
3218 He’s actually very sweet! So why tell me your boss is a big asshole? 1.1667 0.04970 78 67 9 2
3219 Is it Thanksgiving already? 1.1667 0.04091 84 70 14 0
3220 Your boss is so full of hot air. 1.1667 0.04247 78 65 13 0
3221 Sure, I'm Macy's biggest spender, but they didn't have to go this far. 1.1667 0.04740 84 72 10 2
3222 My new wall-to-wall captures your handsome face, your slicked-back hair and your magnetic eyes. And I really like this new drink. Kinda magical, eh? 1.1667 0.04623 78 66 11 1
3223 So this is your alter inflated ego? 1.1667 0.04091 84 70 14 0
3224 As always, your brother is right on time. 1.1667 0.05294 78 68 7 3
3225 Surprise! Your Macy's Parade balloon is done and is as creepy as you! 1.1667 0.04970 78 67 9 2
3226 You never told me you were Macy's Parade famous! 1.1667 0.04091 84 70 14 0
3227 Irving, he's back. It's your evil twin. 1.1667 0.04740 84 72 10 2
3228 Royalties? 1.1647 0.04688 85 73 10 2
3229 They did a great job with your Macy’s float, honey! 1.1647 0.04688 85 73 10 2
3230 I can't believe they made a one of those Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade balloons of you! 1.1647 0.04379 85 72 12 1
3231 I was getting drunk anticipating Godzilla, not Hitler. 1.1647 0.04379 85 72 12 1
3232 This wine is full body 1.1647 0.04379 85 72 12 1
3233 Uh oh, I don’t think the Macy’s parade is today. 1.1646 0.04911 79 68 9 2
3234 I've been reflecting on our relationship... 1.1628 0.04637 86 74 10 2
3235 Gotta have wine with the Macy's Parade. 1.1628 0.04332 86 73 12 1
3236 I ordered the Macy's special bespoke balloon for our first date! I think they really captured you eyes! 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
3237 The Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade hasn't been same since Wall Street sponsors could provide their own balloons. 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
3238 You should quit while you’re ahead. 1.1622 0.05451 74 65 6 3
3239 Hey George. I would invite your twin in for a drink, but he has TOO big of a head! 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
3240 Darling, did you pay the Macy’s bill? 1.1622 0.04314 74 62 12 0
3241 When you're taking to me, it seems like you're only talking to yourself 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
3242 Hello from the other side. 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
3243 It's hard to get a decent shrink on Medicare. 1.1622 0.05451 74 65 6 3
3244 Murray, you didn't tell me you were Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade famous! 1.1622 0.05451 74 65 6 3
3245 Is he smiling, or frowning like you? 1.1622 0.04314 74 62 12 0
3246 The only difference is you’re full of hot air and he’s full of 300,000 cubic feet of helium. 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
3247 Just imagine the things we missed drinking inside all these years. 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
3248 I submitted a sample of your DNA to a new genealogy service. They promised surprising results. 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
3249 I'm giving thanks for you letting me use your credit card. 1.1622 0.04314 74 62 12 0
3250 All the trouble to make this ridiculous balloon and now Macy’s will ground them all 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
3251 I think it makes you special, Frank - not many people even HAVE a conscience these days. 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
3252 Marty, you're my only author who won't use Instagram. I panicked. 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
3253 The Trump balloon is just down the street. 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
3254 I think there are three of us in this relationship. 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
3255 This isn't exactly what I meant when I said you should just express yourself in your Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade float, Larry. 1.1622 0.04314 74 62 12 0
3256 He seems to be mumbling something like 'Chinny chin chin' . 1.1622 0.04314 74 62 12 0
3257 I hear they're going to be using facial recognition technology for this year's Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade. 1.1622 0.04314 74 62 12 0
3258 So, still bigger than life even without the brows and mustache! 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
3259 A 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
3260 It's like looking into a really big mirror! 1.1622 0.05451 74 65 6 3
3261 Nice choice, Dear. I’ve never been to Alice’s Restaurant. 1.1622 0.04314 74 62 12 0
3262 I see you chose their Selfie-to-Table dining option. 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
3263 I'm so glad we chose Fred instead of Ring or Nest. 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
3264 Why am I just finding out now that you had a twin? 1.1622 0.04314 74 62 12 0
3265 Is something bothering you? 1.1622 0.05451 74 65 6 3
3266 Just blur your eyes and look through the painting. You're in for a scare. 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
3267 I call this piece the Rorschach Test 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
3268 Ignore him! Lets drink to the devil and be done with the pest! 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
3269 Now your brother's taken dropping in to a new level. 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
3270 Could you refill the water tower for him? 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
3271 You always act like such a big shot after you’ve had a couple. 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
3272 I told you clearly to put the double magnum on ice. 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
3273 Tell me more about these feelings of watching yourself? 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
3274 Aren't you thankful we don't have to look at that everyday? 1.1622 0.05451 74 65 6 3
3275 Darling, did you ever hear who won the vote for Macy’s model of the Grinch this year? 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
3276 Wow, you make quite the scary balloon! 1.1622 0.04314 74 62 12 0
3277 You're on the news! Did you know? 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
3278 You look great in a tutu! 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
3279 This is just how we do it on the first day in Hell. Now, the parade! 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
3280 I told you, you were getting a big head. How do you like it now? 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
3281 I bet he was drinking and blowing up party balloons 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
3282 Set the table for three, Jim. 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
3283 Wow Harold, these Thanksgiving Day parades are becoming so life like! 1.1622 0.04314 74 62 12 0
3284 Update before the patch again? 1.1622 0.04314 74 62 12 0
3285 What, the neighbor guy said 'Cheers' to me? Mind your Glass!" 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
3286 Don't fall for it. It's that damn Kong again...testing your alter ego. 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
3287 And I thought we were at the parade for a romantic evening 1.1622 0.04314 74 62 12 0
3288 Honey, your inflated ego is part of the parade this year! 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
3289 I don't care what they say! This dollhouse is totally worth it. 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
3290 It's called Absinthe. 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
3291 Big Brother is Watching - Really? 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
3292 "Looks like everything's coming up noses" 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
3293 So a guy walks into a bar... 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
3294 You okay with your back to the door? 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
3295 Look at him all grown up! 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
3296 Harold, the higher voice is due to the helium, but otherwise I think he makes a fine doppelganger. Don’t you agree? 1.1622 0.04314 74 62 12 0
3297 I know we said no gifts this year but... you're a float! 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
3298 I have no idea what makes him do this. 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
3299 Well he’s not really my big brother... 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
3300 we forgot to ask him to happy hour! 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
3301 Oh no,your big brother is watching us again! 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
3302 Your giant fighting robot sure looks a lot like you. 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
3303 Macy’s’ has made a Thanksgiving balloon of you dear! 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
3304 Honey, he just wants me to ride his big, humongous shoulder, while I show him around the neighborhood, that's all. Why do you have to be such a little man . . . 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
3305 I told you there was a peeping Tom in this building. 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
3306 We should get you one of those nose hair trimmers. 1.1622 0.04314 74 62 12 0
3307 I'm afraid this will inflate your ego. 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
3308 Fred is the world’s worst peeking Tom 1.1622 0.04314 74 62 12 0
3309 Kong's uncle is looking for his nephew 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
3310 I guess this was the perk of retail going bust! 1.1622 0.04314 74 62 12 0
3311 They're just practicing for the parade. I hear they've got the Trump balloon for it too. 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
3312 They put you right after Betty Boop! 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
3313 That creepy old guy is watching us." "It's my father and I have to home by 10. 1.1622 0.05451 74 65 6 3
3314 He wants to borrow your mustache wax. 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
3315 Oh, it's just Mr. Biggie again. 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
3316 Well, it's technically a walk-up. 1.1622 0.05451 74 65 6 3
3317 George! It’s about time to stop playing with that golem of yours! 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
3318 So what parade balloon design did you come up with? 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
3319 Wow, absinth messes with your head. 1.1622 0.05451 74 65 6 3
3320 They chose my submission for the Macy’s Parade celebration of the anti-hero! 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
3321 Do you think she’ll get the check too? 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
3322 I’m a balloon maker by trade. What do you do? 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
3323 I told you it wasn't a good look. 1.1622 0.04314 74 62 12 0
3324 Feel like I'm just born to Stand Out! 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
3325 Well, I did say he was my big brother. 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
3326 Oh, that reminds me, your Macy's Day balloon arrived. 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
3327 This isn't what I meant when I told you to get in touch with your inner self 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
3328 He says, yes! To scale in every way. 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
3329 I knew you shouldn’t have mailed in that DNA test. 1.1622 0.04314 74 62 12 0
3330 The band wants to play I only have eyes for you. 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
3331 Can you open another bottle? 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
3332 Your twin? If it runs in the family here's your ring back. 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
3333 Look darling, you come right after Snoopy in the Macy's parade. 1.1622 0.04314 74 62 12 0
3334 Well, we’ll recognize at least one of the new balloons this year. 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
3335 I told you we should have taken the ground floor apartment. 1.1622 0.04314 74 62 12 0
3336 He let success go to his head. 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
3337 Macy's parade balloons are really getting a little creepy. 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
3338 I didn't know you invited your brother! 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
3339 You're balloon for the parade is here. 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
3340 Can’t get a grip on that ego? 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
3341 You really have a phobia about your alter ego. 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
3342 Macys called last week, you like? 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
3343 Look! Your giant ego, honey. 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
3344 See, it's much more accurate up here. 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
3345 Do you really think that you are important enough to have a Thanksgiving Parade Ballon? 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
3346 Bob, you didn't tell me you had a big brother! 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
3347 I was wrong, it's not your mother 1.1622 0.04314 74 62 12 0
3348 It’s thanksgiving again, Milton. 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
3349 It's the ghost of pinots past. 1.1622 0.04314 74 62 12 0
3350 He said don't drink the genetically modified Pinot Noir. 1.1622 0.05451 74 65 6 3
3351 Big Brother? 1.1622 0.05451 74 65 6 3
3352 He says he's here for the Macy's Thanksgiving Parade. 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
3353 Why would you invite your big head brother to our date night 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
3354 Doesn't look like Big Brother. 1.1622 0.04314 74 62 12 0
3355 Just ignore him, my twin is auditioning for Ghost Buster IV 1.1622 0.04314 74 62 12 0
3356 Don’t fart now, don’t fart now... 1.1622 0.05451 74 65 6 3
3357 Somehow, with this new Pinot, I am seeing you quite differently! 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
3358 Macy's called and they want their balloon back. 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
3359 Don’t worry. It’s the Alt-Right’s float. 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
3360 Oh my god Fred, I think your ego is over-inflated again 1.1622 0.04314 74 62 12 0
3361 Tom, I need you to be the bigger man here. 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
3362 We got a great deal on it when the fun house closed. 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
3363 Wow, Frank. Your twin brother has really moved up in the world. 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
3364 I had to Harold, I know how you love the parade! 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
3365 He says we should be grateful we don't live ten floors down as he's taking a pee 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
3366 You'd better grab the Methuselah. 1.1622 0.04314 74 62 12 0
3367 Did you know that you are in the Thanksgiving Day parade? 1.1622 0.04314 74 62 12 0
3368 Hey- isn't that your big brother? 1.1622 0.04314 74 62 12 0
3369 You're going to jump, and look and feel this way. O.K.? 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
3370 Who’s zoomin’ who? 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
3371 I thought that your Boss only snoops on weekdays. 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
3372 I'm so proud that you made the Thanksgiving parade. 1.1622 0.04314 74 62 12 0
3373 I sponsored a balloon in the parade. 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
3374 Do you recognize our friend Mr Peeping Trump - he's grown so fat by snoopin' around! 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
3375 I just hate the Macy's Parade! 1.1622 0.04314 74 62 12 0
3376 (Talking time himself) Act natural, breathe, the kid on the corner said it will wear off after 6-8 hours. 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
3377 Harold, I knew that you were big time but really...the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade! 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
3378 Aaaand, this " bigger" version of you holds my hand in public, speaks french, likes to cuddle.... 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
3379 Did you call the sommelier? 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
3380 Cheers to a new year of self-reflectiveness! 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
3381 Who could our guests possibly mistake this for? 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
3382 The Stay Puff Man got hair plugs and some work done! 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
3383 To Maisey's husband George, this birthday would forever be remembered as "The Maisey's Day Charade." 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
3384 Melvyn, Big Twin Brother is watching again. 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
3385 I don’t really have a type.... 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
3386 Do you think we have enough Merlot for your big brother? 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
3387 Did you know you have a Mighty Me? 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
3388 Should I offer him a drink? 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
3389 It's great that even in this economy you've stayed a float. 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
3390 Oh, they must be getting ready for the Macy’s parade. 1.1622 0.04314 74 62 12 0
3391 C’mon. Can we keep you? 1.1622 0.04314 74 62 12 0
3392 Saying you always wanted to be in the parade was the perfect gift hint! 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
3393 Have some wine. No judgments here. 1.1622 0.04314 74 62 12 0
3394 This bistro is really BIG on service . . . 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
3395 Look, Drunk Uncle Phil. You've become an official Thanksgiving icon! 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
3396 This must be some kind if a joke. How did he get into the parade ! 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
3397 Darling, look at this new Macy’s Day Parade balloon... it’s hideous! 1.1622 0.05451 74 65 6 3
3398 He’s your big brother. This time you tell him we’re out of Margarita mix 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
3399 But, it is our first glass yet. 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
3400 His eyes are definitely bigger than your stomach 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
3401 Turns out, you’re so popular that they made you a balloon that says “Made from 100% recycled diapers” 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
3402 Oh, honey, look! Ned's finally making progress with his experiments. 1.1622 0.04314 74 62 12 0
3403 Face it, Harry. You are just a little man. 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
3404 Ancestry.com said you were related to Faye Wray! 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
3405 Howard would never be able to deflate this year’s Thanksgiving Day Parade. 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
3406 Hey, when did they add your blimp to the Thanksgiving Day parade? 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
3407 They say design from what you know 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
3408 This is a perfect place to view the local wild life. 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
3409 He's 100 times bigger _and_ 100 times more interesting! 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
3410 Suddenly, in the blink of an eye, the idea of God becomes completely credible. 1.1622 0.05451 74 65 6 3
3411 Darling, I didn't invite him. Did you ? 1.1622 0.04314 74 62 12 0
3412 God your Brother is Nosy 1.1622 0.04314 74 62 12 0
3413 I hope that's not your Thanksgiving Day Parade balloon. 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
3414 I read the CBD can have stimulating effects. 1.1622 0.05451 74 65 6 3
3415 Why didn't you tell me your brother was visiting from Dallas? 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
3416 He was spying on our wine stash,but we were more curious about his tash... 1.1622 0.04314 74 62 12 0
3417 I had no idea they made you a float balloon! 1.1622 0.04314 74 62 12 0
3418 Look, honey! Another protest! 1.1622 0.05451 74 65 6 3
3419 And you say, ‘All the better to see you with, my dear!’ 1.1622 0.04314 74 62 12 0
3420 It's a Thanksgiving Day Parade balloon. Apparently, you've been named Honorary Turkey 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
3421 At first it was fun but I don’t like being under the microscope anymore. 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
3422 The Thanksgiving parade balloons are such a waste of money. 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
3423 I think he followed us here from the theater down the street screening “JoJo Rabbit”. 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
3424 That Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade balloon looks just like you. 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
3425 Why did you invite your father? 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
3426 Good call on Menagerie Suites, honey 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
3427 I can't believe I'm dating a balloon in the parade. 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
3428 When they said "room with a view", I just assumed they meant our view. 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
3429 I'd stop staring, HE'S not floating. 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
3430 I thought we were going to watch "The Truman Show"?! 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
3431 Your clone is here! 1.1622 0.04314 74 62 12 0
3432 Orwell was right. Have you met my brother? 1.1622 0.04314 74 62 12 0
3433 Darling, this liquor is magic! Look at my hair. Your mustache will be thicker and fuller too. And you will see the result right away! 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
3434 I’ve got serious father issues. 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
3435 Honey, I told you we shouldn’t use non-union labor. 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
3436 "My doctor told me to watch my drinking." 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
3437 You threw away Caleb's college fund for this? 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
3438 What do you think? They said that it is a friendly neighborhood. Meet Mr. Roberts. 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
3439 There’s the head of state! 1.1622 0.04314 74 62 12 0
3440 You buried your clone in the radiation pit, didn’t you? 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
3441 Doppelgänger or mini me? No more wine for me! 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
3442 Look Ed. The objects in this window are much farther away than they appear. 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
3443 Looking back on the night we broke up, I realize she was right. I do think I'm so high and mighty. 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
3444 Yes hon, I know you don't even shop there but you still got a float in the parade! 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
3445 You never told me you were a mini! 1.1622 0.04314 74 62 12 0
3446 Greg, this is the big brother I told you about. 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
3447 Best Thanksgiving Day Parade Ever! 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
3448 I wish your brain was big like your reflection's brain honey 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
3449 Of course it's you. Wait'l you see the diaper. 1.1622 0.04314 74 62 12 0
3450 New mo big bro? 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
3451 Well of course! I've always said you look like the guy who founded Macy's! 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
3452 It's that damn Peeping Tom again. 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
3453 Didn't I warn you the balloon artist downstairs would get even for not buying your portrait? 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
3454 And you thought you had a big nose. 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
3455 You invited your big brother? 1.1622 0.04314 74 62 12 0
3456 So, I how do I know that you aren't the evil twin? 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
3457 Oh, that's this years AA balloon - 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
3458 Now I see your resemblance to Professor Crashcup! 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
3459 I told you our new downstairs neighbor excels at Tall Tales. 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
3460 Macy's doing a great job with you honey. 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
3461 Don't stare back, this place is rent controlled. 1.1622 0.04314 74 62 12 0
3462 I think somebody finally blew up Adam Schiff and sent him aloft! 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
3463 I see you've met my ex. 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
3464 I see that your oversized ego wants to join us!" 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
3465 It’s only the window washer on steroids 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
3466 Unflattering? At least certain parts aren’t accurately underinflated. 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
3467 Is that Hitler?" "It's you silly!" "... 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
3468 Don't worry, It's only a friend of Bill's. 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
3469 He says he’s looking for his dog, Snoopy 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
3470 I never dreamt we were that interesting—or is it just the Booz? 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
3471 I like you better as a gigantic balloon. 1.1622 0.04314 74 62 12 0
3472 Another razor blade commercial! 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
3473 This wine has quite a nose! 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
3474 I guess eyes are bigger than stomachs. 1.1622 0.05781 74 66 4 4
3475 This gentleman wants to discuss a proposed acquisition of air rights. 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
3476 I used to date Jim when he was Big Man on Campus! 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
3477 It's the Macy parade. Creepy huh? 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
3478 Man up. 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
3479 It's your birthday parade! 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
3480 Fred, you didn't have this on your Tinder! 1.1622 0.04314 74 62 12 0
3481 Darling, do you really think Macy's will allow him into this year's parade? 1.1622 0.04314 74 62 12 0
3482 Larry, why can't your brother use the front door like a normal person. 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
3483 So, tell me more about your ex-boyfriend. 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
3484 Upon reflection, I don't think you are what I'm looking for in a man. 1.1622 0.04314 74 62 12 0
3485 I'm having second thoughts about the downsizing. 1.1622 0.04314 74 62 12 0
3486 So Gianni, about that night terror where your crazy, serial-killer twin grows 200 feet tall and finally comes looking for you? Shall I call 911 or offer him a drink? 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
3487 Shall we ask him in, honey? I think he has been following the news too closely. 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
3488 No! It's not a mirror! It's you......damn it! 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
3489 Here's looking at you, many happy returns! 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
3490 now I'm craving Mentos.... 1.1622 0.04314 74 62 12 0
3491 I asked you not to buy that fun house mirror! 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
3492 You know, I'm really glad you took care of your bigheadedness, and I'm proud of you for controlling your attitude. I never wanna see anything like that from you again! 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
3493 Look! The Amazon float in Macy's Parade! 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
3494 You never told me you had a brother. 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
3495 Look at that, they gave you inflating eyebags! 1.1622 0.04314 74 62 12 0
3496 Sorry, Jim, I'm leaving you for a bigger man. GET IT? BIGGER MAN! For real though please move out by tonight. 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
3497 It looks like a mustache from far away, but I knew they were just long nose hairs! 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
3498 Haaaaave you met your sleep paralysis demon? 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
3499 As usual, your id had other more immediate needs to attend . 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
3500 That bottle did that???? 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
3501 You have to think big, Arnie! 1.1622 0.05451 74 65 6 3
3502 Your getting a big head reading on those reviews about you on line. 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
3503 Friends usually describe me as open and up close and personal. “ 1.1622 0.04314 74 62 12 0
3504 Maybe we shouldn’t have told Harry he was small minded 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
3505 It's okay, it's your Big Brother. 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
3506 Well, I'll be dipped. He looks just like you! 1.1622 0.04314 74 62 12 0
3507 We only have 2 wine glasses! 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
3508 PIZZA MAN 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
3509 Don’t worry, is a large passenger-side mirror. 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
3510 You did it Sam, you're finally in the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade! 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
3511 I got a few friends to pull some strings to get it here for you. 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
3512 I'll drink to mirror neurons! 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
3513 I told you, big brother is always watching. 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
3514 Maybe this is what happens when you drink really big Cabs. 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
3515 You won The New Yorker cartoon contest... first prize... a float of you for the Thanksgiving Day Parade. 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
3516 I thought you would appreciate getting your own balloon in the Macy’s Christmas parade! 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
3517 You're in the Thanksgiving Parade??? 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
3518 Apparently, we're not the only ones who think the body of this Pinot is huge. 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
3519 I got you a super huge clone for our anniversary!!!! 1.1622 0.04314 74 62 12 0
3520 Honey! You got me a parade balloon of you! That’s so SWEET! 1.1622 0.04314 74 62 12 0
3521 Don't know what's in this, but I thought I just saw............. 1.1622 0.04314 74 62 12 0
3522 You didn't hear? They're doing a live action remake of King Kong! 1.1622 0.04314 74 62 12 0
3523 I believe it's the ghost of Christmas present 1.1622 0.04314 74 62 12 0
3524 Harold, you know that you are in serious trouble when people create a huge balloon in your likeness and then fly it everywhere we go! 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
3525 How do you like our new wallpaper? 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
3526 Don’t look now, but Fred is here again. 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
3527 Look Honey, isn't that your big brother? 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
3528 I thought only beer had a head. 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
3529 A penthouse balcony really foes put you nose to nose with high society. 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
3530 I guess I just feel like I belong here somehow. 1.1622 0.04314 74 62 12 0
3531 Look, Al, the Macy's Day balloons are especially life-like this year. 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
3532 Why must they park your Thanksgiving Day Parade balloon in front of our window every year. 1.1622 0.05451 74 65 6 3
3533 You finally made it into the Macy’s Day Parade. 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
3534 Did you choose the form of the Destructor? 1.1622 0.04314 74 62 12 0
3535 Oh, get over yourself, it's just Disney on Parade! 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
3536 Relax, honey. I thought you'd love the IMAX selfie streaming system I bought you for your birthday 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
3537 Did you ever consider if your husband is a Peeping Tom? 1.1622 0.04314 74 62 12 0
3538 Look Mel,it's your dopalqganger! 1.1622 0.04314 74 62 12 0
3539 So he's actually the little brother? 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
3540 It's your simulation, and this is the best you could come up with? 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
3541 Two wine glasses in and it's growing Steve, it's growing! 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
3542 Here’s to our contribution to Macy’s parade! 1.1622 0.04314 74 62 12 0
3543 It was worth it to make it a Thanksgiving you'd never forget. 1.1622 0.04314 74 62 12 0
3544 There is nobody out there, Marvin. Oh, I get it. Is this like that Shatner thing on the wing? 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
3545 I know it's hard to accept, but the HOAs are about the same as staying at your mother's. 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
3546 That must be our larger-than-life neighbor, Bob, we've heard so much about. 1.1622 0.04314 74 62 12 0
3547 I don’t see why your boss was so upset by your choice of balloons for the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade? 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
3548 Drink it Jerry, or your twin brother with gigantism gets a bullet in the head! 1.1622 0.04314 74 62 12 0
3549 See honey, your ego even has a terrible mustache. 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
3550 No, I wasn't referring to George Orwell. He says he IS your big brother. 1.1622 0.04314 74 62 12 0
3551 Looks like your buddy Ray has been talking to Gozer again. 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
3552 Shall we give him a drink and visit? 1.1622 0.04314 74 62 12 0
3553 Look, Egon, Macy's thinks you're a dead ringer, too. 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
3554 Oh Look Fred, It's Your Big Brother 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
3555 He says he had a great Fall! 1.1622 0.04314 74 62 12 0
3556 The theme of this year’s parade is, ‘we can see you’. 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
3557 I think the tannin just kicked in. 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
3558 Look Henry! You got a Macey's balloon for NOT running as a Democratic Hopeful 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
3559 A look-back or look-ahead? Metamorphosis or balloon? 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
3560 I think someone wants to join us for a glass of wine 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
3561 Your boss is looking for you again! 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
3562 Looks a lot like you, doesn't he? 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
3563 Look, honey, Paul is here for your meeting. 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
3564 Your ego looks ready for the parade, dear. 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
3565 I’m turned on seeing you turned on by him, Harry. 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
3566 I said I liked your choice of wine, no need to get a big head about it. 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
3567 Congratulations! You're in Macy' s Thanksgiving parade. 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
3568 That IS sad ... but I really can’t handle complex conversation when I’m high. 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
3569 This is all I need right now. 1.1622 0.05451 74 65 6 3
3570 It’s a Kramer. His struggle is man’s struggle. 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
3571 These neighbors poke their nose in everything. 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
3572 Did you tell your therapist that your superego is back? 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
3573 Glad to see Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade finally got some more relatable characters. 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
3574 Wait... I thought we agreed no more roofies... 1.1622 0.05451 74 65 6 3
3575 Relax....it's an enlargement mirror for men with inflated egos. 1.1622 0.04314 74 62 12 0
3576 I got the wine because the beer probably has a big head. 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
3577 Ooh, a new balloon entry this year: New Yorker cartoon guy! 1.1622 0.05451 74 65 6 3
3578 The parade floats have gotten much more realistic this year, don’t you think? 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
3579 Where did you get this wine? I love it. 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
3580 Honey, we’re barely staying afloat 1.1622 0.04314 74 62 12 0
3581 I'm trading you in for Marvel's newest creation, Bobzilla! 1.1622 0.04314 74 62 12 0
3582 The new parade balloon is wonderful Mr. Macy. 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
3583 I'm so stressed in this city, even my mini figurine-self is experiencing hair loss. 1.1622 0.04314 74 62 12 0
3584 Fred, you look just like this giant balloon! 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
3585 You know what? You really are full of hot air! 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
3586 How do you like it dear? Got it just in time for the Thanksgiving Day Parade. 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
3587 You see Harry, this is how I see your No-Shave November 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
3588 There's my evidence. The combover is DEAD. 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
3589 I didn't know you modeled for Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade balloons! 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
3590 Please close the blinds 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
3591 It's ok! We're seperated! 1.1622 0.04314 74 62 12 0
3592 Somehow, I think his receding hairline looks less scary. 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
3593 Oh Honey, this is my ex. I told you there was no need to feel threatened. 1.1622 0.04314 74 62 12 0
3594 Is this why you wanted a window seat? 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
3595 Go home, Todd. The eyes following me are creepy enough. 1.1622 0.04314 74 62 12 0
3596 Congratulations on thinking big! 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
3597 I told them 7 o' clock, Honey. SEVEN O' CLOCK. It's just 5:30 and the Davidsons are already here! 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
3598 Well the realtor called it a "Doll House" 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
3599 It's the annual Smithers Day Parade. 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
3600 He can’t believe you like merlot. 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
3601 But you said I was the one creating my own reality. 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
3602 Say the magic word...win fifty dollars! 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
3603 He's not in the room so he can't say he saw us. 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
3604 I thought we could both deflate it, together 1.1622 0.04314 74 62 12 0
3605 And you thought King Kong was the only one who could climb buildings - meet my cousin "Stretch" 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
3606 Time to get excited about the Macy's Thanksgiving Day parade! 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
3607 Is Macy's having a porn-stache parade? 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
3608 It's designed to give you more confidence. 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
3609 I never noticed you look exactly like Snoopy 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
3610 But why Bart Simpson’s body Herb? 1.1622 0.04314 74 62 12 0
3611 Look Harold, somebody defaced baby Trump! 1.1622 0.05781 74 66 4 4
3612 Calm yourself. They're just practicing for the Thanksgiving parade. 1.1622 0.04314 74 62 12 0
3613 This year’s parade features a balloon of Mr. Macy. 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
3614 You certainly have an overblown view of yourself. Rebecca Hawkins 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
3615 Come closer! They've managed to make your abs look harder. 1.1622 0.04314 74 62 12 0
3616 I love when your birthday falls on Thanksgiving. I got you a giant balloon float! 1.1622 0.04314 74 62 12 0
3617 The realtor was right. We do have the best seats possible for the Macy's parade... if that really is a balloon and not our downstairs neighbor. 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
3618 Hurry, the Parade has begun! 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
3619 Meet Baby You--the rest of him is a riot! 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
3620 Honey, you just need to keep things in proportion. You're much better looking. 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
3621 Who put a mustache on the Trump balloon? 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
3622 Look! You're famous! 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
3623 I had my ex made into a Thanksgiving Day buffoon. 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
3624 Did you want a head on your beer? 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
3625 Just the Big Giant Head stopping by. 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
3626 They have this mirror up here which inflates your picture by the number of lies you've told on this date. 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
3627 I hate when they put too much head on the beer. 1.1622 0.05451 74 65 6 3
3628 All is said was it had a good nose. Don't agree, don't drink it. 1.1622 0.04314 74 62 12 0
3629 I found a way to take you with me to the Macy's Day Parade this year 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
3630 If nothing else, it really encapsulates how you're full of hot air. 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
3631 You didn't tell me your brother was coming over! 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
3632 Is that a mustache or nose hair? 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
3633 I always thought you needed to lighten up in a big way. 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
3634 I have yet to put the netting up, but he's not much of a bother. 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
3635 Just one glass. Apparently, he's a lightweight. 1.1622 0.05451 74 65 6 3
3636 I can see where this will help you determine whether it's part of you mustache or a nose hair! 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
3637 I commissioned a float of you for the Macy’s parade. You like it? 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
3638 Maybe it's the Wine Goggles talking, but I think I've met someone bigger and better to date. 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
3639 You just can't think about anything but yourself, can you? 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
3640 He says that being a window cleaner was the only job he could get. 1.1622 0.04314 74 62 12 0
3641 Well, that big-headed twin brother of yours is at the front door. 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
3642 The outdoor space is nice but it feels overlooked. 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
3643 I like to come up here and reflect, don't you? 1.1622 0.04314 74 62 12 0
3644 Ohhhh, I love double dates. 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
3645 Have you seen the view?! 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
3646 Macy's finally went with your idea for a new balloon! 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
3647 Peeping Fe-Fi-Fo-Tom 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
3648 When did they install the funhouse mirror on the roof? 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
3649 He wants 10% and nothing less" 1.1622 0.05781 74 66 4 4
3650 I think management finally got those funhouse windows installed 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
3651 I almost forgot; today is the doppelganger parade! 1.1622 0.04314 74 62 12 0
3652 Macy's Parade really struggling to find new IP for it's floats this year 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
3653 They're honoring you at the Macy's Thanksgiving Parade! 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
3654 Finally, I’ll be married to a taller guy. 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
3655 You said you always wanted to be in a parade. 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
3656 Let me guess......you made a big donation to the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade. 1.1622 0.04314 74 62 12 0
3657 The bad news is that your parade sponsor is a leading brand of aerosol cheese. 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
3658 The parade has started, and look who's leading it! 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
3659 Helium, right? 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
3660 Look! Harry is also coming - I'll get the bucket 1.1622 0.04314 74 62 12 0
3661 Wow, how do people tell you apart? 1.1622 0.05451 74 65 6 3
3662 Is that a mirror or a window". 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
3663 Bigger IS better! 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
3664 I think the wine might be off. 1.1622 0.04314 74 62 12 0
3665 You made the Macy's Day Parade! 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
3666 The parade's Grand Marshall is an old friend - we used a shop broom for your mustache 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
3667 This Macy's balloon even captures your bald spot! 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
3668 This wine makes you look bloated. 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
3669 Der volk love you, Mein Herr. 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
3670 You're a balloon in the Macy's Parade! 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
3671 You said anyone could beat Trump. I didn't think you meant in blimp size! 1.1622 0.04314 74 62 12 0
3672 It’s Tom, not Dick or Harry 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
3673 Dolph, did you know your doppelganger was using growth hormones? 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
3674 Happy Thanksgiving, Fred! 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
3675 It's time we have that talk about youse and me! 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
3676 Got this martini in a blink of an eye! 1.1622 0.04314 74 62 12 0
3677 The ventriloquist is here! 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
3678 In Soviet Russia, view admires YOU. 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
3679 I can't speak as to what he is trying to do but I think the effect is to be very intimidating. 1.1622 0.05101 74 64 8 2
3680 You always said you wanted something more relatable at Thanksgiving Parade. 1.1622 0.04724 74 63 10 1
3681 Low tech invasion of privacy. 1.1618 0.05387 68 59 7 2
3682 Face it! We are tiny robotic figures. 1.1605 0.04464 81 69 11 1
3683 Eye see what you did there! 1.1600 0.04665 75 64 10 1
3684 I can pour you a tall glass, George, but there are limits. 1.1600 0.04665 75 64 10 1
3685 I think I'd better give him some wine, so he doesn't feel so bad about third-wheeling. 1.1600 0.05037 75 65 8 2
3686 That stuff is potent! You better watch yourself! 1.1600 0.04262 75 63 12 0
3687 He's our sill duster. 1.1600 0.04665 75 64 10 1
3688 Lose the mustache. 1.1600 0.04262 75 63 12 0
3689 What's wrong? Don't you like the Thanksgiving gift I got for you from Macy's? 1.1600 0.04262 75 63 12 0
3690 Best Macy’s parade ever 1.1600 0.04665 75 64 10 1
3691 Before you get mad, I checked: He's house trained. 1.1600 0.05037 75 65 8 2
3692 Honey, I wanted a parade float too! 1.1600 0.05037 75 65 8 2
3693 Hi, my name is Tom. 1.1600 0.05037 75 65 8 2
3694 Its for your birthday- you know the Macy's Parade- do you like it? 1.1600 0.05037 75 65 8 2
3695 Don't worry that's just Bob, I am his AA Sponsor. 1.1600 0.05037 75 65 8 2
3696 I spent our savings on a life-like float of you for the parade! 1.1600 0.04665 75 64 10 1
3697 Let's clip the ear hairs too. 1.1600 0.05037 75 65 8 2
3698 Don't worry. The Thanksgiving Parade added the George Orwell ballon to it's collection. 1.1600 0.05383 75 66 6 3
3699 The King Kong impersonation sucks. 1.1600 0.04665 75 64 10 1
3700 And you didn't think magnifying windows would work!!! 1.1600 0.04665 75 64 10 1
3701 Way to go for not thinking of the Stay-Puffed Marshmellow Man. 1.1600 0.05037 75 65 8 2
3702 I told you to use that nose hair trimmer that the co-op board gave to you last Christmas! No, you did not listen! No, they were not joking when they told you this would happen! 1.1600 0.04665 75 64 10 1
3703 I didn’t think that Google had a float in the Thanksgiving parade ! 1.1600 0.04262 75 63 12 0
3704 Why Harry, it's your super-ego. 1.1600 0.05037 75 65 8 2
3705 The Baby Trump balloon was spoken for. 1.1600 0.05037 75 65 8 2
3706 This Thanksgiving Day float looks just like you! 1.1600 0.04262 75 63 12 0
3707 Dear, why didn't you tell me that you posed for a parade balloon? 1.1579 0.04608 76 65 10 1
3708 Shall we have another one? 1.1579 0.04975 76 66 8 2
3709 Oh Bob,I disagree. The Thanksgiving Day Parade balloon that your friend designed is just wonderful. 1.1573 0.04197 89 76 12 1
3710 Your big head is really getting in the way of our intimacy. 1.1528 0.05104 72 63 7 2
3711 I have the feeling that I'm being watched! 1.1528 0.04706 72 62 9 1
3712 I wasn't sure what you meant by casting a bold vision. 1.1528 0.04706 72 62 9 1
3713 Is big brother watching over you? 1.1507 0.04216 73 62 11 0
3714 Death definitely feels like the worst life has to offer! 1.1500 0.04740 80 70 8 2
3715 The kids will love to have this balloon to punch around won't they? 1.1481 0.04343 81 70 10 1
3716 look George, no one will buy that "big brother" stuff 1.1467 0.04911 75 66 7 2
3717 Shouldn't your signal to the Washington Post be less obvious ? 1.1463 0.04293 82 71 10 1
3718 You finally made the Macy's Day Parade! 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
3719 Should we let your brother, the wholesale carpet giant, in 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
3720 Your boss is in the Macy's parade, quick hand me the air rifle. 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
3721 You’re right. Its finish does recall wild cherries—with just a hint of lysergic acid diethylamide. 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
3722 The Macy's Thanksgiving Parade Day balloons are so realistic this year! 1.1449 0.04269 69 59 10 0
3723 How big you think you are? 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
3724 It's fine as long as you're not seeing him double 1.1449 0.04742 69 60 8 1
3725 Fraternal? 1.1429 0.05102 70 62 6 2
3726 Look, darling! You made the Macy’s parade this year! 1.1429 0.05102 70 62 6 2
3727 Looks like your ego is growing 1.1429 0.04678 70 61 8 1
3728 I mustache you something big. 1.1429 0.04678 70 61 8 1
3729 Look at that huge man. 1.1429 0.04678 70 61 8 1
3730 Your brother's always been the bigger man. 1.1429 0.05102 70 62 6 2
3731 Heeeeeeerreeee's Groucho! 1.1429 0.05102 70 62 6 2
3732 Look! Tom's eyes are just like ours. 1.1429 0.05102 70 62 6 2
3733 Hey, no diaper! 1.1429 0.04678 70 61 8 1
3734 He says he was supposed to meet you on the 14th floor. 1.1429 0.05102 70 62 6 2
3735 Look honey! Now you don't have to take my word about your receding hairline! 1.1429 0.04678 70 61 8 1
3736 At least he's willing to apologize. I'd say that makes him the bigger man. 1.1429 0.04678 70 61 8 1
3737 You’re just a big pervert. 1.1429 0.04213 70 60 10 0
3738 Look, honey! You're larger than life! 1.1429 0.04678 70 61 8 1
3739 You finally are on parade 1.1429 0.04213 70 60 10 0
3740 Oh, look! Your just behind the Underdog balloon. 1.1429 0.04678 70 61 8 1
3741 This drink--it magnifies your face like nothing else. 1.1429 0.04678 70 61 8 1
3742 Macy's has a balloon of Warren this year! 1.1429 0.04678 70 61 8 1
3743 He agrees: notes of apricot, not plum. 1.1429 0.04678 70 61 8 1
3744 Seems that we are the “tapas”. 1.1429 0.05102 70 62 6 2
3745 No --- Whomever moves into the apartment beneath us IS a big deal ! 1.1429 0.05102 70 62 6 2
3746 I know its disconcerting, but the parade will be over in just a few minutes." 1.1429 0.04678 70 61 8 1
3747 Head out, Carl! 1.1408 0.04158 71 61 10 0
3748 Damn, it’s the sommieler! 1.1408 0.05033 71 63 6 2
3749 When I said we should expand our horizons I did not expect this!! 1.1408 0.04616 71 62 8 1
3750 Sometimes when I stand here, I even think someone is watching us. 1.1408 0.04616 71 62 8 1
3751 What's wrong? The other night you said you wished I was bigger 1.1408 0.04616 71 62 8 1
3752 I NOTICE YOUR POOR CHOICE OF WINE BRANDS ! POSSIBLY COOL AID IS MORE TO YOUR SUPERB TASTE ? 1.1389 0.04556 72 63 8 1
3753 Look Fred, you're a Thanksgiving Day balloon!" Shaye Areheart New York Cit 1.1389 0.04556 72 63 8 1
3754 Are you seeing a giant version of yourself in the window yet or do you need more wine? 1.1389 0.04556 72 63 8 1
3755 Carma! There's someone for you at the window! 1.1370 0.04497 73 64 8 1
3756 «« — #quotes 5h ec) a 'NON SCORAGGIATEVI. E SPESSO L’ULTIMA CHIAVE QUELLA CHE APRE LA SERRATURA' PAULO COELHO 1.1364 0.04773 66 58 7 1
3757 Oh no, the wrong head got bigger! 1.1364 0.04773 66 58 7 1
3758 The ultimate last awareness call for getting rid of a ridiculous mustache balloon 1.1364 0.04257 66 57 9 0
3759 The Thanksgiving Parade has got the latest White House officials cut loose this week. 1.1364 0.04257 66 57 9 0
3760 I think you are going to like the look of this next float! 1.1364 0.04773 66 58 7 1
3761 Look! You finally made the Macy's Parade! 1.1364 0.04773 66 58 7 1
3762 I always knew you had an overinflated sense of self. 1.1364 0.04257 66 57 9 0
3763 Honey, I thought we could try a treesome? 1.1364 0.04773 66 58 7 1
3764 You're such a gas bag I decided to turn you into a gas bag. 1.1364 0.04773 66 58 7 1
3765 Horace, I thought you hated the parade. 1.1364 0.04773 66 58 7 1
3766 Surprise! I invited your little brother. 1.1364 0.04773 66 58 7 1
3767 HE'S NEW TO THE NEIGHBORHOOD, AND QUITE BIG FOR HIS SIZE, BUT WANTS TO MEET EVERYONE ON HIS LEVEL 1.1364 0.05239 66 59 5 2
3768 Why yes, I do sense a soupcon of lysergic acid diethylamide. 1.1364 0.04773 66 58 7 1
3769 Well,you know how I love to parade you about. 1.1364 0.04257 66 57 9 0
3770 I told you, Thanksgiving isn't until next week. 1.1364 0.05239 66 59 5 2
3771 I know you're supposed to be identical twins, but honestly, Jeff is slightly taller that you. 1.1364 0.04773 66 58 7 1
3772 It’s just that you get a little big-headed when you drink... 1.1364 0.04773 66 58 7 1
3773 But you said you didn’t have any siblings! 1.1364 0.05239 66 59 5 2
3774 I think we’re going to need a bigger glass... 1.1364 0.04257 66 57 9 0
3775 It's just a balloon from the parade. At least it isn't a Trumps balloon. 1.1364 0.05239 66 59 5 2
3776 I wonder how big headed you have to be to paint this. 1.1364 0.04773 66 58 7 1
3777 I call it, ``Alan in Lilliput.'' 1.1364 0.04773 66 58 7 1
3778 NOW do you believe me, your balloon was not anchored! 1.1364 0.05239 66 59 5 2
3779 I’m angry, too. We planned to see the Thanksgiving parade. 1.1364 0.04773 66 58 7 1
3780 I told you dear, they wouldn't put you in a diaper. 1.1364 0.04257 66 57 9 0
3781 Happy Anniversary dear! 1.1364 0.05239 66 59 5 2
3782 Don't offer your big brother any wine. You know he will drink the whole bottle. 1.1364 0.04773 66 58 7 1
3783 What a handsome Thanksgiving parade float! 1.1364 0.04773 66 58 7 1
3784 Odd looking balloon for a parade 1.1364 0.04257 66 57 9 0
3785 And I thought I had an inflated ego. 1.1364 0.05666 66 60 3 3
3786 Congratulations, honey! You've finally made it into the holiday parade. 1.1364 0.04773 66 58 7 1
3787 Like I said - you're full of hot air. 1.1364 0.04773 66 58 7 1
3788 Sorry dear but I’ve fallen for your evil twin and he’s come to call. 1.1364 0.04257 66 57 9 0
3789 Did the parade start early this year? 1.1364 0.04773 66 58 7 1
3790 Larry, get over it. You're not the big shot you think you are. 1.1364 0.04257 66 57 9 0
3791 never unseeing that! 1.1364 0.04257 66 57 9 0
3792 Honey, did you remember to pick up Alex from daycare. 1.1364 0.04257 66 57 9 0
3793 He's here, he's here!!! Ok, pretend like you don't recognize him. 1.1364 0.04257 66 57 9 0
3794 You said you wanted a visual of how big I thought your ego was, so I took the liberty of making a whole Thanksgiving balloon to inflate yours a bit more. 1.1364 0.04773 66 58 7 1
3795 Sweetie just because you take great selfie’s doesn’t change the fact you are a baby boomer. 1.1364 0.05239 66 59 5 2
3796 Mein Fuhrer, the parade is starting 1.1364 0.04773 66 58 7 1
3797 I'm so excited we made the cut for the tiny house tour! 1.1364 0.04773 66 58 7 1
3798 It’s just Big Brother, the newest Macy’s Parade float they’re testing. 1.1364 0.04257 66 57 9 0
3799 Really Henry, Absainth!!! 1.1364 0.04773 66 58 7 1
3800 Only one glass of wine and it looks like your dad is hell-bent on finding us. 1.1364 0.05239 66 59 5 2
3801 Size doesn't matter. 1.1364 0.05239 66 59 5 2
3802 He'll pass on the glass, he's looking for a pond. 1.1364 0.05239 66 59 5 2
3803 Surprise, Honey Bun! Don Dechman, Austin, T 1.1364 0.05239 66 59 5 2
3804 The point isn’t how much Macy’s charged. The point, Howard, is that you’re smothering me. 1.1364 0.04257 66 57 9 0
3805 Wow! I didn´t know the parade is about frustrated husbands this year... 1.1364 0.04773 66 58 7 1
3806 Why would they replace Santa Claus with Robert Benchley? 1.1364 0.04773 66 58 7 1
3807 Look the Macy's Parade of Shame has started. 1.1364 0.04257 66 57 9 0
3808 What makes you think you're so big? 1.1364 0.04257 66 57 9 0
3809 It's Walter, my old boyfriend. He loves to show off how big he is. 1.1364 0.05239 66 59 5 2
3810 Did you forget your AA meeting? 1.1364 0.04773 66 58 7 1
3811 Say something, stupid. 1.1364 0.05239 66 59 5 2
3812 Well, well... that’s quite the superego you’ve got there, eh George? 1.1364 0.04773 66 58 7 1
3813 Marge Johnson was right! You do need a trim! 1.1364 0.04257 66 57 9 0
3814 Keep your abyss to yourself. 1.1364 0.04773 66 58 7 1
3815 Need a bigger nose? 1.1364 0.04773 66 58 7 1
3816 Maybe it's the one they say escaped from the Macy's Parade, you know, the one that's supposed to be the average American consumer of daily news. 1.1364 0.04773 66 58 7 1
3817 Oh, look! Your over-inflated ego is stopping by to join us...again 1.1364 0.05239 66 59 5 2
3818 Come here quick and take a selfie before Sponge Bob nudges you away like last year.. 1.1364 0.04257 66 57 9 0
3819 For your 50th birthday I have gifted your YOURSELF as a balloon in the Macy's Day Parade! 1.1364 0.04773 66 58 7 1
3820 Honey, I didn't know you had a float in the Thanksgiving Day parade. Either that or you spike the wine again. 1.1364 0.04773 66 58 7 1
3821 Mike's alcoholism rears its ugly head. 1.1364 0.05239 66 59 5 2
3822 That $3,000 Nikon lens was totally worth it, honey! 1.1364 0.04257 66 57 9 0
3823 Wait 'til you see the rats. 1.1364 0.04773 66 58 7 1
3824 See, this is why Hollywood hates High Def. 1.1364 0.04257 66 57 9 0
3825 The listing said partial hairline views, but I think its perfect. 1.1364 0.04773 66 58 7 1
3826 You’re always the big man with a drink in your hand 1.1364 0.04257 66 57 9 0
3827 Serf’s up! 1.1351 0.04440 74 65 8 1
3828 It's only an optical illusion. Who will dare to peep thru....when you're in?" 1.1343 0.05164 67 60 5 2
3829 I keep forgetting to call Macy's. 1.1343 0.04197 67 58 9 0
3830 Don't fret, dear. Being a balloon in the Thanksgiving parade is a big honor. 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
3831 Big Brother is watching and would like a little cheese with the wine. 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
3832 OH ..... It' OK ... It's The BIG HEAD From 3rd Rock From The Sun !!!!! 1.1343 0.04197 67 58 9 0
3833 Macy's is really changing up their demographic this parade! 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
3834 Oy Vey. 1.1333 0.04384 75 66 8 1
3835 Show me what you got!!! 1.1324 0.05091 68 61 5 2
3836 So, you say you got it at Murals-R-Me?" 1.1316 0.05076 76 69 4 3
3837 You're always pumped for the parade. 1.1304 0.05020 69 62 5 2
3838 Look! It's the new balloon for the Macy's parade, Comic Book Guy! 1.1304 0.04084 69 60 9 0
3839 What happens at the bar, stays at the bar 1.1304 0.04576 69 61 7 1
3840 How long do think you’ll see yourself living here? 1.1304 0.04084 69 60 9 0
3841 Look, it's your mirror image! you must be having a very good ego day. 1.1304 0.04576 69 61 7 1
3842 Didn’t I tell you my ex was in the Macy parade? 1.1304 0.04084 69 60 9 0
3843 Bob seems to be taking voyeurism to new heights. 1.1304 0.04084 69 60 9 0
3844 He says he'll only have one glass of wine this time, one of our size of glasses. 1.1304 0.04084 69 60 9 0
3845 George, you brought me up here, wine and a parade? 1.1304 0.04084 69 60 9 0
3846 Now aren't you glad you bought Macys? 1.1304 0.04576 69 61 7 1
3847 You know Steve, from this perspective, your alter ego does seem larger than life. 1.1304 0.04576 69 61 7 1
3848 you always seemed bigger than life to me 1.1304 0.04576 69 61 7 1
3849 I'm in an introspective phase. 1.1304 0.04576 69 61 7 1
3850 My, Big Brother is REALLY big 1.1304 0.04084 69 60 9 0
3851 Wine and your peeping parade balloon approach, still doesn't do it for me, Tom 1.1304 0.04576 69 61 7 1
3852 See what I mean about "O"LED. 1.1304 0.04576 69 61 7 1
3853 When you signed-up for Macy's special offer to have a personalized balloon in their parade, was this what you had in mind? 1.1304 0.04576 69 61 7 1
3854 He says the jet fighters are too quick to catch. 1.1304 0.05428 69 63 3 3
3855 Hey Marv,your overinflated ego is here for a drink! 1.1286 0.04514 70 62 7 1
3856 I didn't realize you had a BIG brother. 1.1286 0.04030 70 61 9 0
3857 You've been cloned! Cheer up. You must be a good specimen. 1.1286 0.04514 70 62 7 1
3858 I thought you said you had a bird’s eye view? 1.1286 0.04030 70 61 9 0
3859 You were expecting Ryan Seacrest? 1.1286 0.04030 70 61 9 0
3860 Oh! Tom Collins! I accidentally ordered a Peeping Tom! 1.1286 0.04952 70 63 5 2
3861 Egad! A peeping Macey’s Thanksgiving Day Parade balloon?? 1.1286 0.04514 70 62 7 1
3862 It's balloon you! 1.1286 0.04514 70 62 7 1
3863 Your insecurities are getting oversized again, maybe that’s enough merlot. 1.1286 0.04952 70 63 5 2
3864 Well here it is, Ralph this is your son Mikey. Mikey meet your father. 1.1282 0.04224 78 69 8 1
3865 This wine has gone straight to my head! 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
3866 Hey look! You’re so full of hot air you even made it in the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade. 1.1270 0.04229 63 55 8 0
3867 Harold! You’ve outdone yourself!" -- Bo Corre and Leo Sacks Cold Spring, N 1.1270 0.04229 63 55 8 0
3868 Look, that's the actor who played King Kong! 1.1270 0.04229 63 55 8 0
3869 Take a good look. I've entered you into the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade. 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
3870 Honey, tell him about those CrossFit classes you’ve been taking 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
3871 He's my big brother. 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
3872 Isn't the personalized parade balloon wonderful? 1.1270 0.04229 63 55 8 0
3873 Once again, that big head of yours has spoiled the mood. 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
3874 I thought you said you wanted to be lighter and airier and larger than life itself. 1.1270 0.04229 63 55 8 0
3875 Bill is big on eavesdropping. 1.1270 0.04229 63 55 8 0
3876 Good thing you modeled for this before the holiday bulge. 1.1270 0.04229 63 55 8 0
3877 You have such an inflated ego! 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
3878 Won't it be great to walk in the parade with him? 1.1270 0.04229 63 55 8 0
3879 What's the matter, Carl? You look like you've just seen a ghost. I think you should stop mixing CBD with Merlot. 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
3880 It's Seymore Kong! 1.1270 0.04229 63 55 8 0
3881 Now aren't you glad I customized our preferences in the Macy's app? 1.1270 0.04229 63 55 8 0
3882 Not even Bazos has his own Macy’s parade balloon! Now we know we’ve hit the big time! 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
3883 Cheers! You made it to the coveted spot behind the Elf on the Shelf float. Presidential bid, here we come! 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
3884 I didn’t know you were in the Thanksgiving parade. 1.1270 0.04229 63 55 8 0
3885 I think it's time we address the 100 foot Harold in the street. 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
3886 Remember how Dad always wanted to be in a Thanksgiving Day parade . . . 1.1270 0.04229 63 55 8 0
3887 It's that whistleblower. 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
3888 I always knew your ego was inflated Frank, but this.....? 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
3889 No, my absinthe tastes fine. Why? 1.1270 0.05303 63 57 4 2
3890 Your dad’s here. We need another chair. 1.1270 0.04229 63 55 8 0
3891 Harold, can you ever picture yourself in a parade? 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
3892 I don’t know what it is, but something about this place gives me the creeps. 1.1270 0.04229 63 55 8 0
3893 You balloon designers really phoned it in this year. 1.1270 0.04229 63 55 8 0
3894 Oh goodie! Macy’s Tax Day parade has begun. 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
3895 Macy’s really captured your not-so-early male onset alopecia. 1.1270 0.04229 63 55 8 0
3896 Alcohol turns you into a megalomaniac 1.1270 0.04229 63 55 8 0
3897 Harold? I asked you where you see our relationship headed? 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
3898 Ignore him, he is the annoying giant next door. 1.1270 0.04229 63 55 8 0
3899 You're so nosy. 1.1270 0.04229 63 55 8 0
3900 Oh Marshall, you didn't tell me you were Parade Grand Marshall! 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
3901 Don’t look so shocked—I invited your Macy’s balloon to join for rosé! 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
3902 Oh, yeah, it's not wine. 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
3903 Marvin, I love the Thanksgiving Day parade, too, but this is a bit much." 1.1270 0.04229 63 55 8 0
3904 So this is what you call a DYI Thanksgiving Day parade? 1.1270 0.04229 63 55 8 0
3905 I wonder if he likes Chardonnay? 1.1270 0.04229 63 55 8 0
3906 You made the Macy's Parade! 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
3907 I’m sorry, my ex likes to check in from time to time. He is bit larger than life. 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
3908 How does your brother always know to show up just when we open a bottle of wine? 1.1270 0.05303 63 57 4 2
3909 Don't think the Hitler float is gonna be the hit of the parade this year! 1.1270 0.04229 63 55 8 0
3910 I LOVE you as a Macy’s float! 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
3911 Oh, it's just my ex, Mr. Bigshot. 1.1270 0.04229 63 55 8 0
3912 Look Harrold, they chose your balloon for the Macy's Thanksgiving Parade. 1.1270 0.05303 63 57 4 2
3913 I thought the price was just too good... 1.1270 0.04229 63 55 8 0
3914 Oh, Macy's called. They have a little thank-you for our banner buying year. 1.1270 0.04229 63 55 8 0
3915 I told you my ex-husband was a big man in this town. 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
3916 Paul! They've accepted you as the new Thanksgiving Day Parade balloon! 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
3917 No I don’t think your brother is vain. Why do you ask? 1.1270 0.04229 63 55 8 0
3918 The agent did say it came with remarkable views. 1.1270 0.04229 63 55 8 0
3919 At least it's not a baby blimp. 1.1270 0.04229 63 55 8 0
3920 Mister, either you can bi-locate or I need to get to an AA meeting. 1.1270 0.04229 63 55 8 0
3921 It's like my mother always said: If you can afford a place on 6th Ave., you can afford to have your melon in the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade. 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
3922 This is my friend who swears by the Keto diet. 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
3923 Maybe we should switch from Everclear to mineral water. 1.1270 0.04229 63 55 8 0
3924 I understand you’re leaving me, but I’m not clear why... 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
3925 It’s so nice to finally date someone who can fit through the door. 1.1270 0.04229 63 55 8 0
3926 We are mice but you share his DNA; try to be debonair. 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
3927 They really upped the immersiveness of the parade this year. 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
3928 I knew watching 'Forbidden Planet' and 'King Kong' on the same day wasn't a good idea. 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
3929 Why didn't you tell me you modeled for a Macy's parade balloon? 1.1270 0.04229 63 55 8 0
3930 For the last time, your pores look FIIINE! 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
3931 I got it on the new Macy's Day Parade Selfie app, isn't it amazing? 1.1270 0.04229 63 55 8 0
3932 Surprise!! My company made a Thanksgiving Day balloon in your likeness! 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
3933 It escaped from the Saint Patrick's Day parade. 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
3934 They say that this shit may make you get a better look at yourself. 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
3935 Don't worry honey, it's anatomically correct. 1.1270 0.04229 63 55 8 0
3936 What a big television you have. 1.1270 0.04229 63 55 8 0
3937 It’s Ferris Bueller’s day off 1.1270 0.04229 63 55 8 0
3938 Well, they said terrace with sight... 1.1270 0.04229 63 55 8 0
3939 Herbert, your big brother is here! 1.1270 0.04229 63 55 8 0
3940 Don't worry, dear. He dropped his cell phone. 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
3941 Dad always checks out my new boy friends. 1.1270 0.05303 63 57 4 2
3942 You finally made the Macy’s Parade! 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
3943 You didn't tell me you were a Macy's balloon. 1.1270 0.04229 63 55 8 0
3944 I guess the acid was a dud. Pour me some more wine, dear. 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
3945 Try another channel. 1.1270 0.04229 63 55 8 0
3946 Don’t you just LOVE my new mirror? 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
3947 Happy Thanksgiving, you old turkey. 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
3948 Darling! Finally, You made Macy’s Thanksgiving Parade! 1.1270 0.05303 63 57 4 2
3949 Looks like they are raising the bar again 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
3950 How do you like the new mirrored glass? 1.1270 0.04229 63 55 8 0
3951 The Macy Parade added a “Wine Snob? 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
3952 It"s either the whiskey or that parade balloon looks just like you. 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
3953 Honey, he looks just like you! Do you think he has a micropenis as well? 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
3954 The hair growth formula works! 1.1270 0.04796 63 56 6 1
3955 He carved his name into the tile as a child and just wants to see if it's still there. Shall we have the aardvark chase him away? Burp! I'm your secret lover! 1.1270 0.04229 63 55 8 0
3956 Life doesn't allow us to go back and fix what we have done wrong in the past, but it does allow us to live each day better than our last. 1.1270 0.04229 63 55 8 0
3957 Wow! You didn't tell me you were a Macy's balloon! 1.1270 0.04229 63 55 8 0
3958 Jack, can you please remove me from your dream? I'm trying to quit social media... 1.1270 0.05303 63 57 4 2
3959 Everything is just so....personalized anymore! Isn't that right, dear? 1.1268 0.04454 71 63 7 1
3960 Oh Larry, he’s harmless. You can tell by the eyes. 1.1250 0.04725 64 57 6 1
3961 Its ok dear drink up hes just checking the brand of our wine..you know for big data.. 1.1250 0.04725 64 57 6 1
3962 At least you have made Macy's Parade this year 1.1250 0.04167 64 56 8 0
3963 That Internet guy’s buying parades. 1.1250 0.04725 64 57 6 1
3964 Cheap booze is false economy. One day you'll see I'm right. 1.1250 0.04167 64 56 8 0
3965 What man, I don't see any man in the window that looks like you. 1.1231 0.04655 65 58 6 1
3966 this won prize for worst balloon in Macy's parade this year 1.1231 0.04107 65 57 8 0
3967 I think it’s a good likeness. 1.1231 0.04107 65 57 8 0
3968 Happy Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade, hon! 1.1231 0.04655 65 58 6 1
3969 It's done with mirrors, but there's no smoke. 1.1231 0.04107 65 57 8 0
3970 You should be flattered that the Hair Club for Men used your likeness. 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
3971 What no Trump blimp, humm, is that the new Pence blimp? 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
3972 Wow! Macy's parade is really great this year! 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
3973 The Macy’s Day has a rather political tone this year. 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
3974 I'm sorry you had to find out this way dear, but I'm leaving you for the bigger you. 1.1194 0.03991 67 59 8 0
3975 Those human growth hormones really worked on your little brother. 1.1194 0.03991 67 59 8 0
3976 This new Snapchat filter is lit! 1.1194 0.03991 67 59 8 0
3977 You may find it hard to believe but I’m actually a twin 1.1176 0.03936 68 60 8 0
3978 It's not that he wasn't appreciative, it's just that giant balloons seemed like a bit much for a first date. 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
3979 Looks like Macy’s is taking a more personalized approach to this year’s parade. 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
3980 What's wrong? You seem so deflated. 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
3981 This is the guy I said was keeping an eye on me. You should do something about him. 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
3982 He only wears the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man outfit on Halloween. 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
3983 Well if it isn't Ted, my ex. Come say hi Bob. 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
3984 This is my former boyfriend Big Jake! 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
3985 Stanley, I'd like to introduce you to my big brother. 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
3986 Our Chernobyl apartment block seems to be regaining its population back. 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
3987 This apartment is so you! 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
3988 Surprise! Your twin brother is here! 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
3989 Balloon in a birthday suit! 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
3990 You just have to see these views, yourself. 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
3991 It's our new neighbor..shall we have him in to join us? 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
3992 I don’t care if Michelangelo himself frescoed it. Can’t we please paint that wall a lovely ecru? 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
3993 Are you sure you aren't fraternal? 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
3994 Great view of your Macy’s parade balloon, Harry. 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
3995 It looks like the wine has gone to your head. 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
3996 So, is it just a tad creepy having a giant you wandering the city? 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
3997 Iwas expecting Snoopy, not Walter Cronkite 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
3998 This is a Santa Clause Float? Looks more like a Hitler Zombie. Thanksgiving Day Parades are getting weirder and weirder every year. 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
3999 Oh, look, honey! It's Underdog! 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
4000 Honey, am I drunk or is Grocho Marx a window washer? 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
4001 I said okay when Macy's said they needed to replace the Charlie Brown balloon. 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
4002 Look ! it's your big brother ! 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
4003 Are you seeing what you’re seeing? 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
4004 George, I’m afraid the lasik surgery ran amok. 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
4005 Oh look--Macy's new balloon is Guy Who My Ex Is Doing Better Than 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
4006 I would think you'd be pleased to be in the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade. 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
4007 Therapy has done wonders for your self awareness! 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
4008 The next float is my mother... 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
4009 Have you seen the new Bob Newhart show? 1.1167 0.05363 60 55 3 2
4010 Careful. Big, Big, Big Brother is watching. 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
4011 Honey, were you ever a model at Macy's? 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
4012 Would you like some more white, male tears? 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
4013 Walter! You are going to be in the Macy's Parade. 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
4014 To be fair, the store clerk did say that the wine was heady. 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
4015 Always, Frank, always, your big brother is watching us. 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
4016 He really nose his way around the neighborhood. 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
4017 I think it's a bit lacking in background. 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
4018 I don't think there is room for one more... 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
4019 You didn’t tell me your big brother was coming to visit. 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
4020 Is it ok if my brother joins us? 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
4021 Look! It’s a turkey! 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
4022 You think you have a long face ... 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
4023 The Thanksgiving Day parade has deep-fakes this year! 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
4024 Think the Twitter Parade will ever get as big as Macy's? 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
4025 You sure got volunteered for the parade. 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
4026 Do you think Macy's got a warrant? 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
4027 See? I knew you'd be the creepiest Thanksgiving balloon ever. 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
4028 Walter, I have a really BIG reason for leaving you now! 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
4029 Well the company's submission was going to be late so we just submitted your profile pic for this year's sponsored Thanksgiving Parade Balloon . 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
4030 Boy am I glad there isn't an Amazon parade. 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
4031 What student loan officer? What are you talking about? 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
4032 How did you manage to get a balloon of you likeness in the Macy’s parade? 1.1167 0.05363 60 55 3 2
4033 It's my big brother looking at you, kid. 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
4034 You didn't tell me your Mother was a Macy. 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
4035 They did say that a little bit of the wine goes a long way 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
4036 Your older brother? 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
4037 It's your blown-up ego! 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
4038 No worries. He 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
4039 Regardless of how it looks I'm sure they don't MEAN it to be like the Baby Trump balloon 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
4040 The Macy's parade is getting more realistic every year! 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
4041 I know you two don't get along, but you need to be the bigger man. 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
4042 Oh, Garfield, everyone knows blimps add on a few extra pounds. 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
4043 Ross,it looks like your handlers for the parade have botched their assignment. 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
4044 You keep blathering on about this superego of yours? Why is that a problem? 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
4045 So, he's your brother. Big whoop! 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
4046 I promise you, as your lawyer, the parade committee rejecting your balloon because of the hairline does not count as a #MeToo moment. 1.1167 0.05363 60 55 3 2
4047 Big brother's watching us again...! 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
4048 Honey, your brother looks so much taller in person. 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
4049 Hey honey, I found the float that you lost in the Parade...Why is it me always cleaning up your mistakes 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
4050 Is Big Brother watching you? 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
4051 Oh look! Mr. Schwartz is getting ready for the parade. 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
4052 I see that you're finally looking after yourself, and watching what you eat. 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
4053 I think your big brother is following us. 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
4054 Looks like ‘I’ am the absinthe police and I’m in big trouble. 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
4055 Wow! He must have an enormous . . . mustache comb. 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
4056 Meet me brother. Don't worry, he grows on you. 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
4057 Daddy takes his part in a parade quite serious. 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
4058 You told me you'd like to be in the Thanksgiving Parade someday...Surprise!!! 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
4059 Look,Frank. It’s your big brother! 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
4060 Do you think he knows? 1.1167 0.05363 60 55 3 2
4061 Don't you think that you have taken this big brother thing a little too far? 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
4062 Happy Birthday! 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
4063 Yes, he's stopping by for dinner. And yes, there was a windstorm at The Macy's Thanksgiving Day parade. 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
4064 Harvey, it looks like big brother IS watchin'! 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
4065 Cheer up, dear. You always wanted to be in a Thanksgiving Day Parade. 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
4066 But doing psychedelics for the Macy’s Day parade is a tradition! 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
4067 maybe this one will dust above the shelves. 1.1167 0.05363 60 55 3 2
4068 Huh, you even look just like Big Brother. 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
4069 I got the parade for you in the hedge fund’s sale of department store assets. 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
4070 It seems your father wants to friend you on Facebook. 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
4071 The ménage a trois that neither party wanted. 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
4072 Don't worry honey its just the Macy's parade! 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
4073 Big head 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
4074 Want another 'Big Bob' drink 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
4075 Look Frank! It’s Frankzilla! 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
4076 Remember when I said "Let's spend the extra money and get the 3-bedroom unit on the 34th"? 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
4077 I remember you of course but my husband probably doesn’t. He's not very good at remembering faces. 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
4078 He was in the Biennial! 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
4079 He needs to trim those nose hairs 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
4080 Of course he’s big...your office is on the sixth floor. 1.1167 0.05363 60 55 3 2
4081 My ex keeps coming up in the conversation.__or__No matter what I do, my ex rears his ugly head. 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
4082 Honey there's something different about the maitre d 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
4083 He looks like you, darling! 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
4084 Is that George Orwell? 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
4085 Are you talking to yourself again? 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
4086 Would you tell your brother to leave? He wasn’t invited. 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
4087 But what's important is how we feel about each other. 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
4088 Look! It's a maxi-you! 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
4089 No, it’s you who makes me feel small! 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
4090 This wine is going to my head 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
4091 Maura plays back her peeping Tom security camera so Tom can understand how that made her feel. 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
4092 Martin, how much did it cost us to get Macy’s to put that ballon in its parade? 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
4093 You don't mind? I've invited your twin. 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
4094 This place is so you! 1.1167 0.05363 60 55 3 2
4095 I miss the Fuller Brush salesman 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
4096 What our i-phones, Google, and Alexa are doing is equivalent to this. 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
4097 I paid Macy's. I thought you'd like it. 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
4098 You should have ordered a Microcosmopolitan. 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
4099 Wow, the theme for this year's floats must be hideous monsters! 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
4100 Are you in the Thanksgiving Day parade? 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
4101 Your face looks so much better on the Jumbo Tron 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
4102 Did you know you had a doppelgänger? 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
4103 A friend of yours ? 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
4104 You look familiar....do I know you? 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
4105 My sweet inflatable you in the Thanksgiving Day Parade! Why didn't you say so? 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
4106 It's a great likeness of you, don't you think? And if I poke it with a pin it flies away! 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
4107 If he cleans his hair from the sink, what's your excuse? 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
4108 Oh so this is what bottomless wine means? 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
4109 He's lost! He wants to know if the Macy's Thanksgiving Day parade passed by here. 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
4110 Well, these nosebleed seats are quite literal! 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
4111 Really Alfred? I know it’s your day to feel important but now I’ll have to change the color scheme in here to match your facial hairs. 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
4112 "It's my first husband. He said he has a haiku for us." 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
4113 This might be the one time that not reading the Terms and Conditions paid off! 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
4114 He says he’s looking for King Kong. 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
4115 I would ask him what he's looking for, but I wouldn't want to stick my nose in anyone else's business. 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
4116 See, Bob? You're not the only Coppola with Unbearable Weight of Massive Talent... 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
4117 We've got a big guest tonight! 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
4118 Look, Macy's created a balloon like you! 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
4119 Oh, Fred, the Alfred Hitchcock balloon is going by! 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
4120 You didn’t tell me your older brother was coming to town? 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
4121 We have a large problem. 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
4122 What did you expect when we moved to the Uncanny Valley? 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
4123 When they said "Big Brother would be watching. " I didn't imagine it would be like this. 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
4124 It's great Macy's has started sponsoring a "No Thanks"-giving Day parade. 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
4125 Big Brother’s watching. 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
4126 I didn’t know you have a twin! 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
4127 It’s a real likeness, right down to your grim face. 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
4128 Mural, mural, on the wall. 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
4129 Have you met my Ex? 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
4130 I don' think it will fit, but we can try. 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
4131 I know we're in the top 1%, my dear, but surprising me with a Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade balloon was a little too extravagant. 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
4132 It's the new Mr. Macy balloon. 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
4133 It's your more successful twin, Gerry! 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
4134 I'm not saying I love Snoopy more than you, Arthur. I'm just saying you maybe, maybe, should have called someone at Macy's first. 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
4135 Mercy me! It’s a Macy you. 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
4136 Honey,we should get a bigger screen TV. 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
4137 I brought you here to night to show you, you can be replaced. 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
4138 Honey, look! It’s the BFG! 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
4139 Honey, I hope you like your surprise! Not everyone gets their likeness included in the Macy's Easter Parade. 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
4140 I take it back; he really is your really big brother. 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
4141 See? I told you you remind me of my father. 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
4142 Just the one glass for me, Bill, otherwise I'll get a big head. 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
4143 Just my ex. He can't accept that it didn't work. 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
4144 Didn’t I tell you Marvin was getting a big head! 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
4145 He wants to use your bathroom. 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
4146 It's a Thanksgiving Parade balloon made from your selfie. Cost me a fortune! 1.1167 0.05363 60 55 3 2
4147 And you were the one who wanted to go with a mid-rise." 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
4148 So that is what it means when my father in law said, "I will be watching you two, don't be drinking too much!" 1.1167 0.05363 60 55 3 2
4149 This year's Donald balloon has that Adolf flavor." 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
4150 Mrs. Johnson in 32-B got one for her husband. Yours is bigger. 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
4151 Bloated? I was referring to the float dear. 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
4152 I guess they can only have so many parades with Snoopy at the front. 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
4153 Harold, your big brother is here. 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
4154 Oh, look. It's your brother Gulliver. 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
4155 I thought you were kidding about the giant inflatable 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
4156 This isn't what I meant by a room with a view. 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
4157 So it was twin-to-twin transfusion syndrome? 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
4158 The realtor wasn't kidding about the friendly neighbors Frank Buckley Andover, MA 01810 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
4159 Well of course he's smiling. 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
4160 Amazing - your boss made the Macy's Day Parade! 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
4161 My ex looks a little like you, why do you ask? 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
4162 Thanksgiving-bobblehead keep drinking 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
4163 Deja vu!! Just like what happened with that little alligator we flushed down the toilet!! 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
4164 Fred. Would you please tell your Brother to stop loosing his key! 1.1167 0.04808 60 54 5 1
4165 Ralph, You look more lifelike in the parade 1.1167 0.04179 60 53 7 0
4166 Have I ever told you how much I love your size? 1.1159 0.04397 69 62 6 1
4167 Oh, look. It's the Met's prop for its new production of the "Nose". 1.1148 0.04115 61 54 7 0
4168 How did you get Macy’s to float your selfie balloon? 1.1148 0.04115 61 54 7 0
4169 Super Mario doesn't seem so super without his hat. 1.1148 0.04732 61 55 5 1
4170 Oh honey, we can't keep living in our own little world. 1.1148 0.05278 61 56 3 2
4171 He's perfect for my sister! 1.1148 0.04732 61 55 5 1
4172 John, your Big Brother is watching! 1.1148 0.04115 61 54 7 0
4173 He's bigger than you are 1.1148 0.04115 61 54 7 0
4174 I feel as if you are always staring at me. 1.1148 0.04732 61 55 5 1
4175 Hope you don't mind, I invited your brother to stop by. 1.1143 0.04791 70 64 4 2
4176 Aww, he even has your nervous twitch. 1.1143 0.04337 70 63 6 1
4177 Even though your mother always said your brother Stan was the bigger man, You have a much higher E.Q. 1.1129 0.04659 62 56 5 1
4178 It's Disney's live-action entry in the Thanksgiving parade. 1.1129 0.04659 62 56 5 1
4179 Meet my husband. He's a giant in the wine industry. 1.1129 0.04052 62 55 7 0
4180 You didn't tell me your balloon would be in the Macy Thanksgiving Parade! 1.1129 0.05196 62 57 3 2
4181 What 30 foot tall replica of you are you talking about? 1.1129 0.04659 62 56 5 1
4182 It pairs well with self-reflection. 1.1129 0.04052 62 55 7 0
4183 I told you the moustache makes your nose look big. 1.1129 0.04052 62 55 7 0
4184 Darling, I’m trying to chat with you, like you insisted, but I’m not sure if you’re listening. 1.1129 0.04659 62 56 5 1
4185 Look at it this way, dear, we get a new neighbor in 4-C AND a Macy’s parade every day. 1.1129 0.04052 62 55 7 0
4186 And I thought you had a big head. 1.1129 0.04659 62 56 5 1
4187 Hey, it’s Ralph, your big brother. 1.1129 0.04659 62 56 5 1
4188 I didn't know Big Brother looked like that! Or you have a twin? 1.1129 0.04052 62 55 7 0
4189 Don't worry, our matre d has come down with a bit of a thyroid problem 1.1129 0.04052 62 55 7 0
4190 What a view! I bet you never expected to see yourself living large. 1.1129 0.04659 62 56 5 1
4191 You’ve got to admit, Macy’s really captured your mustache beautifully!! 1.1129 0.04052 62 55 7 0
4192 Seymour, one glass will not be enough. 1.1129 0.05196 62 57 3 2
4193 I didn't know your big brother was full of hot air too. 1.1111 0.03991 63 56 7 0
4194 Macy’s balloons have gone downhill this year! 1.1111 0.03991 63 56 7 0
4195 Trust me - if you can get him to the ground, it's anyone's fight. 1.1111 0.03991 63 56 7 0
4196 Daddy has always insisted no man can date his little girl who can't select a decent bottle of wine. 1.1111 0.04588 63 57 5 1
4197 I see you like your new camera. 1.1111 0.03991 63 56 7 0
4198 Magnification?! 1.1111 0.03991 63 56 7 0
4199 We wanted the developers to put an AR chip on the label, but once they added it to the wine, we were sold. 1.1111 0.05116 63 58 3 2
4200 I had them make a Macy' s Thanksgiving balloon of you for our anniversary. 1.1111 0.04588 63 57 5 1
4201 I guess the Bickerson;s we're right about you being full of hot air 1.1111 0.03991 63 56 7 0
4202 This Thanksgiving Parade is getting old 1.1111 0.04588 63 57 5 1
4203 Sorry honey, they ran out of Baby Trump. 1.1111 0.03991 63 56 7 0
4204 It's you, but with less hot air. 1.1111 0.04588 63 57 5 1
4205 Your big brother is here for a visit. 1.1111 0.03991 63 56 7 0
4206 It appears Big Brother is watching you, after all. 1.1111 0.03991 63 56 7 0
4207 I didn't realize big brother would be watching so closely or that you had a twin 1.1111 0.03991 63 56 7 0
4208 Bob! You made the Macy's Day Parade! 1.1111 0.04588 63 57 5 1
4209 That is landscape. 1.1111 0.03991 63 56 7 0
4210 Remember what I just told you? 1.1111 0.04588 63 57 5 1
4211 Look, I didn’t know my ex was going to stop by. 1.1111 0.03991 63 56 7 0
4212 Don't worry, it's just a Thanksgiving balloon. 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
4213 My depression 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
4214 This is my dad. He senses one of his brethren. 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
4215 Haha look! It looks like Hitler! 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
4216 Honey, do I look bloated in this year’s custom parade float? 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
4217 I figured I’d get you an inflated alter-ego to match your inflated ego 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
4218 Honey, look! I think he’s giving you the eye. 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
4219 damn....this one's hella big! 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
4220 Who is that, Fred? Anyway, cheers and happy holidays. 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
4221 Yes, he’s big, but he looks so ridiculously harmless. 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
4222 I keep it around for moments like these. 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
4223 It's remarkable how even after reaching such great heights, you keep you feets grounded 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
4224 This wine really helps me to see your larger self. 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
4225 Well Larry, I told you that 1200 square feet would not be big enough for your ego. 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
4226 Mingling with a mustache! 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
4227 Honestly, these parade balloons just reaffirm my disconnect from popular culture. 1.1077 0.03875 65 58 7 0
4228 He just asked me if I was Fay Wray. 1.1053 0.04101 57 51 6 0
4229 Not smiling now? You looked pretty happy stealing the package off my stoop. 1.1053 0.04805 57 52 4 1
4230 I don't see why you have a problem with other men looking at me. 1.1053 0.04805 57 52 4 1
4231 Ralph has a hard time letting go. 1.1053 0.05418 57 53 2 2
4232 What do you mean, 'like a Black Mirror Episode?' 1.1053 0.04805 57 52 4 1
4233 He's the neighbor who is always running out of sugar. 1.1053 0.04805 57 52 4 1
4234 Look honey, your balloon made it into the parade! 1.1053 0.04101 57 51 6 0
4235 So, you are a big shot.... 1.1053 0.04101 57 51 6 0
4236 I thought you invited him. 1.1053 0.05418 57 53 2 2
4237 Your transition from miniatures to maxiatures has added a really startling element of the uncanny and paranoid to your work! 1.1053 0.04101 57 51 6 0
4238 I told you Honey, we really are the little people in the radio! 1.1053 0.04101 57 51 6 0
4239 I wouldn't mess with him if I were you. 1.1053 0.04805 57 52 4 1
4240 ...I can see my spouse from here." - Carleigh Holley, Black Mountain, N 1.1053 0.04805 57 52 4 1
4241 Can you believe the nerve this guy or am I out of focus? 1.1053 0.04805 57 52 4 1
4242 Told you they made a Macy’s parade float of your face. 1.1053 0.04101 57 51 6 0
4243 Surprise! You’re a sponsor of the Thanksgiving Day Parade! 1.1053 0.04101 57 51 6 0
4244 You remember the "Witches of Eastwick"? 1.1053 0.04101 57 51 6 0
4245 Guess what, honey? Gulliver's back! 1.1053 0.05418 57 53 2 2
4246 I think Schnabel really captured your essence, Shugums. 1.1053 0.04101 57 51 6 0
4247 You've won the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade Sweepstakes! 1.1053 0.04101 57 51 6 0
4248 Happy Birthday and Happy Thanksgiving! 1.1053 0.04805 57 52 4 1
4249 You replaced Snoopy in the Macy's Thanksgiving day parade? 1.1053 0.04101 57 51 6 0
4250 I invited your brother hoping you guys can finally resolve your differences. 1.1053 0.04805 57 52 4 1
4251 Oh, that reminds me, we should head out this weekend. 1.1053 0.04101 57 51 6 0
4252 Forget the primaries and debates! The Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade is the only way to reach voters! 1.1053 0.04101 57 51 6 0
4253 Ed, look! Our Mummenschanz neighbors are taunting you again! 1.1053 0.04101 57 51 6 0
4254 I told you "Third Rock" was more than a sitcom. 1.1053 0.04101 57 51 6 0
4255 We couldn’t afford the Disney copyright fees. 1.1053 0.04805 57 52 4 1
4256 Darling, I think this Alexa-stuff has really gotten out of hand. 1.1053 0.04101 57 51 6 0
4257 Wow Bill, they even updated the hairline on your float this year 1.1053 0.04101 57 51 6 0
4258 It's just Tom, sweetie 1.1053 0.04805 57 52 4 1
4259 Oh Jim, I’ve always said you’d be a big shot in this city. 1.1053 0.04805 57 52 4 1
4260 He gives me the big things I want. 1.1053 0.04101 57 51 6 0
4261 Why didn't you tell me you were going to be in the Macy's parade this year? 1.1053 0.04805 57 52 4 1
4262 Who knew Adolf Hitler was in the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade? 1.1053 0.05418 57 53 2 2
4263 It's the new Thanksgiving parade balloon, "the cheap date on the rooftop bar. 1.1053 0.04101 57 51 6 0
4264 He doesn't believe in hearsay. 1.1053 0.04101 57 51 6 0
4265 You won the “Parade Float Contest” !!! 1.1034 0.04725 58 53 4 1
4266 I filmed you because you didn’t believe me when I told you that you looked wild eyed. 1.1034 0.04034 58 52 6 0
4267 Data Inc demands that you cease your recreational activities and continue feeding our algorithms. 1.1034 0.04034 58 52 6 0
4268 Dr. Gigantic wants to know if you're up for a game of rugby later on at the park. 1.1034 0.04034 58 52 6 0
4269 Have you met my big brother? 1.1034 0.04034 58 52 6 0
4270 Never mind the little people it's the big headed people I worry about. 1.1034 0.04725 58 53 4 1
4271 Your holiday parade balloon is so lifelike! 1.1034 0.04034 58 52 6 0
4272 To say the obvious, it's a great view of Hank. 1.1034 0.04034 58 52 6 0
4273 Don't look now, dear, but Macy's has just made you a balloon! 1.1034 0.04725 58 53 4 1
4274 I know the saying is, size doesn't matter...but it does. I'm sorry Herold. I'm leaving you for him. 1.1029 0.04263 68 62 5 1
4275 I think we’ve been dating long enough for you to meet my ego. 1.1017 0.03969 59 53 6 0
4276 Well, congratulations, Harvey. You're a parade float. 1.1017 0.03969 59 53 6 0
4277 And you said , you weren't up the Macy's Day Parade" Brian Kerr Federal Way, Washingington 1.1017 0.03969 59 53 6 0
4278 Have we seen a large gorilla? 1.1017 0.05238 59 55 2 2
4279 ...if it’s Sunday...it’s Meet the Press... 1.1017 0.04647 59 54 4 1
4280 Your Grand Dad’s back! 1.1017 0.04647 59 54 4 1
4281 I'm so glad you're finally meeting my son. He's a big part of my life. 1.1017 0.03969 59 53 6 0
4282 This wine has largesse don't you think? 1.1017 0.03969 59 53 6 0
4283 I hope he stays up everywhere! 1.1017 0.03969 59 53 6 0
4284 Look, Tom, it's your way more successful in life identical twin! 1.1017 0.03969 59 53 6 0
4285 Respect My daughter! 1.1017 0.03969 59 53 6 0
4286 Oh, dear--did I forgot to tell you that my father would be marching in the Macy's Parade this year? 1.1017 0.04647 59 54 4 1
4287 I had this made so you would have someone that agrees with your nutty ideas! 1.1017 0.03969 59 53 6 0
4288 I thought helium was very scarce. 1.1017 0.04647 59 54 4 1
4289 I just can't seem to ever get away from myself 1.1017 0.03969 59 53 6 0
4290 Wow! I’m impressed that you won the Thanksgiving parade look alike contest. 1.1017 0.03969 59 53 6 0
4291 Honey, why didn't you tell me you were going to be in the Macy's parade? 1.1017 0.04647 59 54 4 1
4292 It's the custom, Thanksgiving-day parade experience. 1.1017 0.05238 59 55 2 2
4293 They're pushing all the holidays "a-head"! 1.1017 0.04647 59 54 4 1
4294 If we invite him for a drink, we're gonna need a bigger bottle of booze. 1.1000 0.04572 60 55 4 1
4295 Honey, why have you been lying to me? I don't recall being that handsome!" Callum Rolfe, London U 1.1000 0.04572 60 55 4 1
4296 New York is such a great place to live ever since the Ghostbusters defeated Gozer the Destroyer. 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
4297 I signed you up for new Macy's Credit Card before Black Friday 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
4298 It's the new thing in restaurants, dinner-vision 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
4299 Looks like Big Brother really is watching. 1.1000 0.04572 60 55 4 1
4300 Gozer must think you're so self-centered. 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
4301 The kids told me they gave you some mushrooms 1.1000 0.04572 60 55 4 1
4302 When we bought this place you said I would get used to it. I haven’t. 1.1000 0.04572 60 55 4 1
4303 Honey, did you mix that mushroom juice in my vodka? 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
4304 Come over here dear, the accountant parade has started. 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
4305 Darling, get a vodka bottle. Our friend is joining us. 1.1000 0.04572 60 55 4 1
4306 Why didn't you tell me they changed the parade route? 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
4307 Nice ego. 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
4308 Our new apartment rooftop deck is really so nice for enjoying some self reflection time, isn't it, dear? 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
4309 I told you not to invite Herman 1.1000 0.04572 60 55 4 1
4310 Would you look at that and it’s not even the Santa Claus parade yet! 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
4311 I found your chin, not up to par! 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
4312 I tell you, we can be happy living on the top floor. You have no idea about the mess Mary and John are experiencing in their apartment. 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
4313 Happy Thanksgiving, Jacque. Do you like it? 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
4314 Who in the world decides on these balloons? 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
4315 I think your self-portrait looks fine on this wall 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
4316 It's the new Thanksgiving Day Parade's balloon.....The Average Man. 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
4317 The dating guru I follow says try to appear less bitter to the opposite sex. 1.1000 0.04572 60 55 4 1
4318 It’s the meal delivery “Window Dash” ! 1.1000 0.04572 60 55 4 1
4319 Honey, you didn’t tell me your big brother was in town! 1.1000 0.04572 60 55 4 1
4320 Sorry, my slightly larger twin is always getting into my business. 1.1000 0.04572 60 55 4 1
4321 This bottle is from Dominican Republic! 1.1000 0.04572 60 55 4 1
4322 Your ego is at the window again. 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
4323 I see you finally made it in Macy’s parade 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
4324 You know, Glen, you should really take a look at yourself before you start making comments like that. 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
4325 Happy Thanksgiving Big Guy! 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
4326 Your twin brother is such a big head. 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
4327 Miranda said that he's just part of West Chelsea's charm. 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
4328 George, you should be happy to see your big brother. 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
4329 Hello! My name is Elder Cunningham... 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
4330 Your gold-embossed jumbo passport comes in two sizes. 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
4331 Sure, I've heard of "return of the repressed"--why do you ask? 1.0984 0.04499 61 56 4 1
4332 My new smartphone can post pics on windows! 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
4333 I think I drank too much. I see an ugly face.. 1.0984 0.04499 61 56 4 1
4334 You came right behind Snoopy, ahead of Batman. Thank you Macy’s. 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
4335 I keep seeing him around, but the Thanksgiving Day Parade has been over for a week now. 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
4336 Hey Ernie, Macy's took your idea for the Thanksgiving parade." 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
4337 He's says it's the stair-roids. 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
4338 Should we invite him in to join us? 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
4339 Mini-Me? You’re closer to a Micro-Me. 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
4340 Happy Birthday, George. We hired Macy's to organize the parade and festivities. 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
4341 Look Honey, the Adolf Hitler Parade is in town again! 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
4342 My big brother Sam.You know, the one they're always talking about. 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
4343 This Chardonney went right to my head, how about you? 1.0984 0.04499 61 56 4 1
4344 Is it the wine or does Stan seem to be off his meds again? 1.0984 0.04499 61 56 4 1
4345 Stop worrying already! I told you I will remember you tomorrow! 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
4346 People say you're like my ex, but he had such an inflated ego." 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
4347 It’s always good to cultivate your greater self. 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
4348 Well, Hon, looks like you finally made it into the Christmas Parade. 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
4349 Bob, the Macy's Doppelganger parade has started! 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
4350 Don't worry...he's just my alter-amigo 1.0984 0.04499 61 56 4 1
4351 The Thanksgiving Day Parade floats are getting a bit creepy. 1.0984 0.04499 61 56 4 1
4352 Don't mind Ralph, he's just living large...... 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
4353 I should have paid extra for airbrushing. 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
4354 Happy two month anniversary! OK now, what did you want to talk about?" 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
4355 My heart with always float with yours now. 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
4356 Some of these Macy parade balloons are creepy. 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
4357 Let's snuggle up out here and watch it burn. 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
4358 Are you his half brother? 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
4359 Your pores look great, though. 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
4360 Please tell your alter ego it’s BYOB. 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
4361 Looking back at the embarrassing thing you did three years ago 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
4362 He does this every Macy's Thanksgiving Parade. 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
4363 I definitely see a strong family resemblance....let's try ancestry.com! 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
4364 Why are you stalking me? 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
4365 You look good bloated, honey! 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
4366 Honey! Are you insisting I married a Narcissist? 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
4367 What did it cost you to get that balloon in the Thanksgiving Day parade 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
4368 Honey, please stop telling your friends I play with dolls, for the umpteenth time, this is a miniature diorama of our lives. 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
4369 It’s your brother, again. He just wants to borrow some bitters. 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
4370 Is the Macy's Parade early this year? 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
4371 20 year anniversary is Macy’s Parade Float Portrait, right? 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
4372 Your taste in wine is great but he’s got more hair 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
4373 So much for your moustache competition. 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
4374 We’ve been selected to judge this Macy’s Day parade entry 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
4375 Oh, look darling! Percy the peeper is taking part in Movember. 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
4376 Can't you see yourself enjoying this view? 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
4377 Just ignore him. I already told him we're not going to turn down our tunes. 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
4378 Okay, this is a nice view but Shifty, this is starting to creep me out. 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
4379 Did you order a clone ? 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
4380 So smile, it's the night before the Thanksgiving Day Parade. 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
4381 I said, "Your full of hot air," not "Fill yourself with hot air." 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
4382 My uncle looks in on us occasionally because he cares about us so much. 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
4383 The ayes have it. (I'm British.) 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
4384 I take it you're an Englishman? 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
4385 The turkey should be rested by now -- let's go in. 1.0968 0.04429 62 57 4 1
4386 What are you talking about? It’s an honor to be in the Macy’s parade. 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
4387 Your brother is here, I think we're going to need another bottle ... or two. 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
4388 But what are they trying to say? 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
4389 Macy's retired the Underdog balloon-- I didn't think you'd mind! 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
4390 See Larry? I told you your other side is taking over. 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
4391 The view here is larger than life. 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
4392 Looks like Tom never stopped taking the GMOs 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
4393 This is the guy I was telling you about! See the resemblance? 1.0968 0.03785 62 56 6 0
4394 At least we're not in the nosebleeds. 1.0952 0.04361 63 58 4 1
4395 I sprung for a little surprise in the Macy’s parade. 1.0952 0.04361 63 58 4 1
4396 Cheers, Dr. Eckleburg! You've made it from the valley of ashes to the Macy's day parade! 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
4397 Now, let’s not get a-head of ourselves. 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
4398 I'm game if you are. 1.0952 0.04361 63 58 4 1
4399 His insomnia has been a little out of control lately. 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
4400 This year's parade, after Snoopy, an Inflated-Ego Turkey. 1.0952 0.04361 63 58 4 1
4401 Its Tim! You remember Tim from Boca Raton? He says he wants to mate with me! 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
4402 Wow! These Macy's parade center seats 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
4403 What day of the week is Christmas? 1.0952 0.04361 63 58 4 1
4404 Do we still have that 5 gallon martini bucket? 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
4405 Is this your little brother? I thought he'd be taller. 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
4406 Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade has an odd new balloon. 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
4407 When I tickle his mustache, he sneezes Chardonay! 1.0952 0.03728 63 57 6 0
4408 The Macy's parade is sponsored by James Orwell this year. 1.0952 0.04361 63 58 4 1
4409 Your twin brother is always belittling us. 1.0938 0.04295 64 59 4 1
4410 You never told me you had a twin brother! 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
4411 Oh good .. you're pouring your homemade meth merlot tonight 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
4412 I told you your appointment to the Thanksgiving Day parade committee would get you better known in the city. 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
4413 I really wish you hadn't posed for that parade balloon. 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
4414 Honey! I think this next float is celebrating the dad bod. 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
4415 He cant get her laid with that tiny a bottle of wine! 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
4416 What are you going on about? It's not a giant mirror. It's just a window. 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
4417 I really don't understand how you manage to make everything about you. 1.0926 0.04779 54 50 3 1
4418 You move the Cup-cursor as I do for a perfect desktop selfie." 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
4419 Darling, shall we play 'Who am I' before the pop-eyed neighbor peepin' thru...? 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
4420 Oh honey, you look prodigious! Talk about the health benefits of wine, hah ? 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
4421 Hey Melvin, I didn't know you had a Macy's float made for our date! 1.0926 0.04779 54 50 3 1
4422 Senator, you say there’s nothing to see? 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
4423 George, don't worry it's only your Big Brother !!! Gale Largey Wellsboro, PA 16901 gp@epix.net 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
4424 It's your birthday and it's Thanksgiving. What's not to celebrate? 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
4425 Yes, it's impressive in scope, but does it scale? 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
4426 Hey Fred, did you know you had a doppelgänger? 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
4427 Makes your eyes kind of bulge out or their sockets, doesn't it? 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
4428 It's Big Brother. He wants to be our neighbor. 1.0926 0.04779 54 50 3 1
4429 He's probably a very quick window-washer. 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
4430 Alexa’s out. Meet Alex. 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
4431 Your hot air competition says hello. 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
4432 This one is titled "Bill Takes a Tumble." 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
4433 See, I told you my ex looms large in my relationships. 1.0926 0.04779 54 50 3 1
4434 In this rat race, I would rather lose. Cheers! 1.0926 0.04779 54 50 3 1
4435 Honey, your brother Fred's clinical trials to stop him from hallucinating while we meet to have these nigthtcaps; leaves him totally speech less, especially when you show up. 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
4436 Oh how nice, Al, your big brother decided to stop by! 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
4437 Correct. Either it's your giant ego unmasked or I have adulterated your wine. 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
4438 I forgot to tell you...The made a Thanksgiving Balloon of Uncle Dave! 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
4439 Honey, your ex is becoming a giant problem in our relationship. 1.0926 0.04779 54 50 3 1
4440 Harry, this giant balloon of You shall convince the masses that class struggle pays, if only in wine and own chair. 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
4441 How did Macy's know you were full of hot air? 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
4442 Does he look familiar? 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
4443 George, living with you is like living in the Twilight Zone! 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
4444 No it doesn't bother me. After the wine wears off I am sure the head will shrink and go away. 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
4445 Don't worry. Your big brother won't come home for dinner tonight. 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
4446 It's your big twin brother 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
4447 Hey! A balloon that looks like you- but with less "hot air". 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
4448 There’s no more Snow White, Harry. 1.0926 0.04779 54 50 3 1
4449 When Macy's parade has a giant inflatable version of yourself, Wow! You really HAVE made it big. 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
4450 This is the new, politically correct version of King Kong. 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
4451 Like I said, he's become a giant in our community. 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
4452 Congratulations, you made the Thansgiving Day Parade 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
4453 Your own Thanksgiving balloon! Happy but sweetheart. 1.0926 0.04779 54 50 3 1
4454 Here’s to your new float in the Thanksgiving Day parade! 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
4455 Thank God it's Thanksgiving 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
4456 Better have more wine...your Macy's Parade Float forgot its pants! 1.0926 0.04779 54 50 3 1
4457 He says he's not into tiny living. 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
4458 You've always looked thinner than the Disney balloon. 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
4459 honestly, Ernest! he does not look a bit like you. End of conversation! 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
4460 I thought you said your Gulliver days were behind you! 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
4461 You really are such a character. 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
4462 A smaller me sitting in front of you to show the bigger me standing beside you. 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
4463 Why did you bring out the "little" wine glasses again? 1.0926 0.04779 54 50 3 1
4464 Will the friend you refer to as 'Big Head' be joining you? 1.0926 0.03982 54 49 5 0
4465 We could hire him to brush cat hairs off the sofa! 1.0923 0.03618 65 59 6 0
4466 Oh dear, i'm seeing a giant double of you Harold, oops, think the plonk is rather strong 1.0923 0.03618 65 59 6 0
4467 It's a rejected Macy's float. 1.0923 0.03618 65 59 6 0
4468 Cheers, Fred, you finally made the Macy’s Parade. 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
4469 Look, honey, it's a giant version of you! 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
4470 A little early for the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day parade, isn’t it? 1.0909 0.04695 55 51 3 1
4471 Oh, look, Bob! It's your little brother making a surprise visit just in time for happy hour. 1.0909 0.03566 66 60 6 0
4472 Look! You’re the parade’s new ‘Underdog’ balloon!” 1.0909 0.04695 55 51 3 1
4473 I didn't know there was a John Bolton balloon in the Macy's parade. 1.0909 0.04695 55 51 3 1
4474 Uncle Sam is larger than life! 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
4475 A few more seconds and I can escape into my hot air balloon. I have to stop forgetting my wallet before I go on these dates... 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
4476 Looks like the parade's been temporarily preempted by talking heads. 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
4477 Fred, I've told you for years you're full of hot air. Now will you believe me? 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
4478 It's a ruined Trump balloon! 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
4479 Thanksgiving was problematic, so Macy’s is doing a Bob parade. 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
4480 Should I fetch another bottle to quell your alter ego? 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
4481 You're worthless Frank. 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
4482 Just look at it Karen! This is the me you know now, in the future and forever! There is no other me! 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
4483 The protesters’ balloon of you is very well done. 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
4484 Happy Thanksgiving darling. 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
4485 Love that Face-All-the-Time App! 1.0909 0.04695 55 51 3 1
4486 Paul (Sota), Were you parents being ironic when they named your twin brother Mini? 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
4487 I miss being able to see the caption contest 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
4488 I didn’t recall that King Kong was an urban gorilla ! 1.0909 0.04695 55 51 3 1
4489 Oh, that's just Henry. But you should definitely have mustache envy. 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
4490 Lucky you. You're a Thanksgiving Day Parade balloon. 1.0909 0.04695 55 51 3 1
4491 We should book this table for the Thanksgiving Day parade. 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
4492 Seriously, Mark? I thought I was your muse. 1.0909 0.04695 55 51 3 1
4493 Cheers to Macy's for taking you from flake to float! 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
4494 How's the Chardonnay? 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
4495 I didn’t know your big brother worked at Macy’s 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
4496 Your alter ego is bigger than life! 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
4497 This year the Santa Balloon is more realistic 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
4498 Trump and his balloon will never rival you. 1.0909 0.04695 55 51 3 1
4499 Is this your superego looking in? 1.0909 0.04695 55 51 3 1
4500 I love it when your balloon is in the parade. 1.0909 0.04695 55 51 3 1
4501 I should point him/you in the direction of the Macy's Parade. 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
4502 Look, Tom! You're peeping. 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
4503 You just had to rain on my parade, didn't you? 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
4504 He is from the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade. 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
4505 Don’t worry, he’s a certified sommelier. 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
4506 The resemblance between you and your big brother is startling. 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
4507 So yes, that's what you really look like. 1.0893 0.03845 56 51 5 0
4508 I told you those pills were a bad idea. 1.0893 0.03845 56 51 5 0
4509 Go on outside and play with your brother 1.0893 0.03845 56 51 5 0
4510 Darling, your flatulence is way out of control. 1.0893 0.03845 56 51 5 0
4511 Honey, I’m afraid this personalized security system might be just a bit too much. 1.0893 0.04613 56 52 3 1
4512 Look honey, the Macy's Day Parade is honoring your inflated pay as their CFO with one of their balloons! 1.0893 0.03845 56 51 5 0
4513 Honey, your big brother’s here! 1.0893 0.03845 56 51 5 0
4514 Your big brother, Ed, indicates that he would prefer Merlot. 1.0893 0.03845 56 51 5 0
4515 I know you're still thinking about that superhero movie. 1.0893 0.03845 56 51 5 0
4516 Look it was either you or the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man. You just seem less threatening. 1.0893 0.03845 56 51 5 0
4517 Look on the bright side: there are worse ways to be recognized for your years in foreign service. 1.0893 0.04613 56 52 3 1
4518 Is that your big brother checking on you again? 1.0893 0.03845 56 51 5 0
4519 What id you say? 1.0893 0.04613 56 52 3 1
4520 It wasn't cheap - but I tell you - don't you just love this view. 1.0893 0.03845 56 51 5 0
4521 Glen, you’re not giving up this idea of joining the Macy’s Parade are you? 1.0893 0.03845 56 51 5 0
4522 Henry, has Tom always had such a big head? 1.0893 0.03845 56 51 5 0
4523 Look, the Thnaksgiving Day Parade has a new doppelganger float! 1.0893 0.04613 56 52 3 1
4524 Funny, that Macy's balloon looks familiar 1.0893 0.03845 56 51 5 0
4525 I forgot to tell you, Macy’s called! 1.0893 0.03845 56 51 5 0
4526 Big Brother's here again, anxious about being 35 years in arears. 1.0893 0.03845 56 51 5 0
4527 Here’s your Big Brother! 1.0893 0.04613 56 52 3 1
4528 Look at the view! 1.0893 0.04613 56 52 3 1
4529 I thought this would encourage you to be a little less humble! 1.0893 0.03845 56 51 5 0
4530 Well, congratulations, you delivered on the parade route plan, Stanley.. 1.0893 0.03845 56 51 5 0
4531 Harold wants to come home. 1.0893 0.03845 56 51 5 0
4532 Aren't the new Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade balloons so realistic? 1.0893 0.03845 56 51 5 0
4533 Can you ask your astral self if he wants a glass of what you're having? 1.0893 0.04613 56 52 3 1
4534 Well, what do ya know! Macy’s made a float out of Jerry! 1.0893 0.03845 56 51 5 0
4535 I didn’t see anything. How much of this Ayahuasca wine did you drink? 1.0893 0.03845 56 51 5 0
4536 George, your big brother is watching you. 1.0893 0.03845 56 51 5 0
4537 There is a big difference between head-up and head-in Thanksgiving parade. 1.0893 0.03845 56 51 5 0
4538 Wine is so good for your ego, it gets a glass of its own. 1.0893 0.03845 56 51 5 0
4539 I did not realize you invited Henry. I' ll get a larger glass! 1.0893 0.03845 56 51 5 0
4540 You’re in the Thanksgiving Day parade! 1.0893 0.03845 56 51 5 0
4541 What did you say your name was again 1.0893 0.03845 56 51 5 0
4542 Remember not all that long ago I said you should be in the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade, and you found the very idea absurd? Well? 1.0893 0.03845 56 51 5 0
4543 When they say they Big Brother is watching, they're not kidding. 1.0893 0.04613 56 52 3 1
4544 See honey, you can take a good photo. 1.0893 0.04613 56 52 3 1
4545 This technological era is giving everyone the ability to "see" other people's incredible lives, but if they really watched us through a window, they would realize we are just sad people drinking wine. 1.0893 0.03845 56 51 5 0
4546 The 2019 Macy’s Parade new AI Float App! If this doesn’t get Suzanne to notice me, nothing will! 1.0893 0.03845 56 51 5 0
4547 George, you ARE in Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade! I'm so sorry that I didn't believe you. 1.0893 0.04613 56 52 3 1
4548 I told you I had seen your doppleganger!! 1.0893 0.03845 56 51 5 0
4549 I've always turned to the bottle to reflect on myself. 1.0893 0.03845 56 51 5 0
4550 Epstein didn't kill himself. 1.0893 0.03845 56 51 5 0
4551 I guess I should have called him back, but I told him I gave at the office. 1.0893 0.03845 56 51 5 0
4552 Hey...I did't know you had a twin brother! 1.0893 0.03845 56 51 5 0
4553 Your great, great, great grandfather is here! 1.0893 0.03845 56 51 5 0
4554 I didn't know you had a pet giant. 1.0893 0.04613 56 52 3 1
4555 You think You've got a drinking problem. 1.0893 0.03845 56 51 5 0
4556 Happy anniversary! I got you a Macy's sponsorship! 1.0893 0.03845 56 51 5 0
4557 Pretty cool the Macy's parade let us keep it, huh? 1.0893 0.03845 56 51 5 0
4558 Well, I told you my ex was named Gulliver, didn’t I? 1.0893 0.03845 56 51 5 0
4559 STARVE YOUR DISTRACTIONS FEED YOUR FOCUS 1.0877 0.03780 57 52 5 0
4560 Oh hey, I hear Macy's new balloon is kinda creepy... 1.0877 0.04534 57 53 3 1
4561 I think we need to slow this relationship down. You’re getting a head of yourself. 1.0877 0.03780 57 52 5 0
4562 Seems I've mistaken 'a peg of it' for Eye drops. 1.0877 0.04534 57 53 3 1
4563 Seems I forgot to take glaucoma drops today. 1.0877 0.04534 57 53 3 1
4564 Did I tell you I have a big brother? 1.0877 0.03780 57 52 5 0
4565 Macy's called, they want their Roger balloon back. 1.0877 0.03780 57 52 5 0
4566 Big identical-twin brother is watching you. 1.0877 0.03780 57 52 5 0
4567 I think he's escaped from the Macy's Thanksgiving Parade. 1.0877 0.03780 57 52 5 0
4568 Darling, did you pay Macy's to start an investigation into the Bidens to get such a great balloon for the Thanksgiving Day Parade? 1.0877 0.03780 57 52 5 0
4569 Surprise! Happy Thanksgiving Richard. 1.0877 0.03780 57 52 5 0
4570 It's your doppelganger, in the guise of a balloon, practicing for the Macy's Parade. 1.0877 0.03780 57 52 5 0
4571 The comb beneath his nose makes a lousy mustache! 1.0877 0.03780 57 52 5 0
4572 Is this your inflated ego again? 1.0877 0.03780 57 52 5 0
4573 Did you order a giant blimp of yourself? 1.0877 0.03780 57 52 5 0
4574 No, the bartender is not God. Once again you're seeing things when you drink too much. 1.0877 0.03780 57 52 5 0
4575 Macy's should have warned you about this! 1.0877 0.04534 57 53 3 1
4576 It's one of those "too big mirrors." 1.0877 0.03780 57 52 5 0
4577 Aren't these fun house mirrors lots of fun? 1.0877 0.03780 57 52 5 0
4578 Another martini, dear? 1.0877 0.03780 57 52 5 0
4579 You can custom order anything nowadays! 1.0877 0.03780 57 52 5 0
4580 Being full of hot air never stopped any politician. 1.0877 0.03780 57 52 5 0
4581 Mind if we stay in tonight, Chad? Looks like Big Brother is on... 1.0877 0.03780 57 52 5 0
4582 I think he's just sizing up the crowd! 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
4583 I never knew you had a bigger brother. 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
4584 Oh look honey, they added a new parade float this year. 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
4585 I guess your father's ego has finally made the parade route. 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
4586 Don't worry, it's just Big Brother. 1.0862 0.04458 58 54 3 1
4587 This is a big improvement! 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
4588 You weren't kidding when you said you had a big head. 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
4589 C'mon.. a glass of wine won't hurt. It's Thanksgiving..!! 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
4590 IT’S ONLY ONE OF THOSE A.I MEN CHECKING ON OUR EATING AND VIEWING HABITS. 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
4591 Chuck, Close! 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
4592 Fred - you left your computer on. And you've got to stop fiddling with that Artificial Intelligence stuff. 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
4593 The Thanksgiving Day Floats are getting scarier each year. 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
4594 You never told me your twin brother was so tall! 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
4595 Your reflection is a reflection of your ego. 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
4596 ‘Honey, time to watch the parade.’ 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
4597 I think your balloon doppelgänger is truly ready for the Thanksgiving Day Parade! 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
4598 ''Just one drink and you can't control your ego." 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
4599 Put down your glass. He needs a haircut. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
4600 Big Brother wants to know if you want a refill. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
4601 I learned a long time ago that "wherever you go , there you are". this is just my reminder. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
4602 Looks like they're preparing for the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade next week. Yesterday, the EarthMom.org balloon floated by. 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
4603 Mayor, look! They included you in the parade! 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
4604 Happy Thanksgiving dear! 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
4605 Honey, why is Big Brother always looking over everything we are doing? 1.0847 0.03657 59 54 5 0
4606 oh hell yeah, it’s the Macy’s Disappointing Cucks Day parade, quick honey, turn on the TV so we can see what Kathy Griffin or whoever is saying about this loathsome sack of cum 1.0847 0.04384 59 55 3 1
4607 << #quotes 4h _ & ibrar_writes Insta « @ibrar_writes 1.0833 0.04312 60 56 3 1
4608 I know you said you had a nosy big brother, but really! 1.0833 0.03598 60 55 5 0
4609 What did his wife tell him 1.0833 0.03598 60 55 5 0
4610 It's just my second husband Mel, he has an inflated sense of himself. 1.0833 0.03598 60 55 5 0
4611 Ooh Mark, your bad breath is really pungent today. 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
4612 Oh, darling! They've captured your pout perfectly! 1.0784 0.03802 51 47 4 0
4613 Don’t let it get to your head. 1.0784 0.03802 51 47 4 0
4614 Kind of a funny-looking Thanksgiving Day Parade float, wouldn’t you say? 1.0784 0.03802 51 47 4 0
4615 I invited your super ego for wine. 1.0784 0.03802 51 47 4 0
4616 Talk about an inflated ego! 1.0784 0.03802 51 47 4 0
4617 The Insecurity-Magnifying Mirror TM 1.0784 0.03802 51 47 4 0
4618 Bob! Macy's parade is finally using your head. 1.0784 0.03802 51 47 4 0
4619 What a very special Thanksgiving. 1.0784 0.03802 51 47 4 0
4620 Sir, considering the big picture, being overcharged a dollar shouldn't be a big deal. 1.0784 0.03802 51 47 4 0
4621 Your frown would have ruined the picture. 1.0784 0.04722 51 48 2 1
4622 What can I say -- Macy's just LOVED your mustache. 1.0784 0.04722 51 48 2 1
4623 Why so surprised when you're always saying the future of personalized ad's is huge? 1.0784 0.04722 51 48 2 1
4624 You look familiar, have we met? 1.0784 0.03802 51 47 4 0
4625 It’s just You, Your selfie, and You. It's nobody else peepin' thru........" 1.0784 0.03802 51 47 4 0
4626 That's not just a silly reflection, Murray. That's the Eye of the Newt! 1.0784 0.04722 51 48 2 1
4627 I call this one, "Falling for You." 1.0784 0.03802 51 47 4 0
4628 ''It appears your good looks have gone 'viral'!" 1.0784 0.03802 51 47 4 0
4629 You're just depressed because I loaned Macy's your ego for the parade this year. Don't worry, it'll pass. 1.0784 0.03802 51 47 4 0
4630 You understand why we’re no longer married 1.0784 0.03802 51 47 4 0
4631 He looks tired. Should I invite him to hang with us? 1.0784 0.04722 51 48 2 1
4632 Turns out the thanksgiving day parade donation I made was a soaring success. 1.0784 0.03802 51 47 4 0
4633 It was an accident. I meant to pick a vacation street scene for our photo mural. 1.0784 0.03802 51 47 4 0
4634 I told you not to get a big head 1.0784 0.03802 51 47 4 0
4635 It's just another parade balloon--just bigger than usual. 1.0784 0.03802 51 47 4 0
4636 You should take a closer look at yourself . 1.0784 0.04722 51 48 2 1
4637 They say my opinion matters, but these focus groups make me feel so insignificant. 1.0784 0.04722 51 48 2 1
4638 I heard the Macy's Thanksgiving Parade has some new floats this year. 1.0784 0.03802 51 47 4 0
4639 What'd you put in this drink? 1.0784 0.03802 51 47 4 0
4640 Isn’t the sky an amazing azure! 1.0784 0.03802 51 47 4 0
4641 George…… I didn’t know you did some modeling when you were younger! 1.0784 0.03802 51 47 4 0
4642 I donated $1000,000 to Macy’s. Happy Thanksgiving. 1.0784 0.03802 51 47 4 0
4643 You're right, you do have flecks of green. 1.0784 0.03802 51 47 4 0
4644 That reminds me. Any chance I mentioned submitting your selfie to the Thanksgiving balloon contest? 1.0784 0.03802 51 47 4 0
4645 You just KNEW he would know we were meeting here. 1.0784 0.03802 51 47 4 0
4646 The view never gets old. 1.0784 0.03802 51 47 4 0
4647 They have a new Thanksgiving balloon. 1.0784 0.03802 51 47 4 0
4648 I'm stuck in the mirror with you 1.0784 0.04722 51 48 2 1
4649 I met him at the Macy's Day Parade. 1.0784 0.03802 51 47 4 0
4650 Oh look, Joe! Your long-lost brother is here! 1.0784 0.03802 51 47 4 0
4651 So you can't see yourself watching a Thanksgiving Day Parade ever again? 1.0784 0.03802 51 47 4 0
4652 OMG. Your float is in the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade. 1.0784 0.03802 51 47 4 0
4653 It's our Big Brother, keeping an eye on us! 1.0784 0.03802 51 47 4 0
4654 You have one of those familiar faces. 1.0784 0.03802 51 47 4 0
4655 Every year the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade feels more and more like family 1.0784 0.03802 51 47 4 0
4656 Macy’s has made this parade so lively over the years 1.0784 0.03802 51 47 4 0
4657 You sure you want that beer? It has quite a head on it. 1.0784 0.03802 51 47 4 0
4658 A balloon in the Macy's Parade, Fred? You had me at hello! 1.0784 0.03802 51 47 4 0
4659 Oh my goodness! You are in the Thanksgiving Day Parade! 1.0784 0.03802 51 47 4 0
4660 Imagine that ... a Macy's Day Parade Balloon in your honor. 1.0784 0.03802 51 47 4 0
4661 They say it takes a while to get used to it. 1.0784 0.03802 51 47 4 0
4662 The neighbor's here, honey. He wants to know if we've seen his 'kitty.'" 1.0784 0.03802 51 47 4 0
4663 So how did you get a vanity balloon in the parade? 1.0784 0.03802 51 47 4 0
4664 Honey, What did I tell you about natural reflexes? 1.0784 0.03802 51 47 4 0
4665 So, give a martini! 1.0784 0.03802 51 47 4 0
4666 Looks like your twin made it big. 1.0784 0.03802 51 47 4 0
4667 If that is John Bolton, offer him a glass of wine! 1.0784 0.03802 51 47 4 0
4668 Everything is in pro 1.0784 0.03802 51 47 4 0
4669 Mortimer, its Big Brother! 1.0784 0.03802 51 47 4 0
4670 Oh, did I forget to tell you I invited the boss over for dinner? He's level fifty. 1.0784 0.03802 51 47 4 0
4671 I know the realtor didn't mention it, but don't you think he just gives the neighborhood some jazz? 1.0784 0.03802 51 47 4 0
4672 I don't know. The balloons just seem too tighty-whitey this year. 1.0784 0.04722 51 48 2 1
4673 It's a living! 1.0784 0.03802 51 47 4 0
4674 And since the world is going to be flooded in 12 years according to AOC, we can have our minds placed into these giant versions. Then we can wade through life! 1.0784 0.03802 51 47 4 0
4675 Your therapist said what about introspection?? 1.0784 0.03802 51 47 4 0
4676 !Macy's thought it would be a cute idea "Well Macy's thought it would be a cute idea!" 1.0784 0.03802 51 47 4 0
4677 I have to admit, your self-portrait is starting to grow on me. 1.0784 0.03802 51 47 4 0
4678 He wants to know if you have an extra pair of pants he can barrow. 1.0784 0.04722 51 48 2 1
4679 He does to look like your big brother! 1.0784 0.03802 51 47 4 0
4680 It must be the booze! 1.0784 0.04722 51 48 2 1
4681 It's okay, we'll both stand. 1.0784 0.04722 51 48 2 1
4682 We just have to stop drinkin'!!! 1.0784 0.03802 51 47 4 0
4683 The Trump balloon people are making them. I got you one. 1.0784 0.03802 51 47 4 0
4684 Oh look, Harveyzilla is back! 1.0784 0.03802 51 47 4 0
4685 Hey, look, it's Bob! 1.0784 0.03802 51 47 4 0
4686 Big Uncle’s watching? 1.0784 0.03802 51 47 4 0
4687 you just have to get in touch with your ego and then maybe things will be clearer 1.0784 0.03802 51 47 4 0
4688 Mirror mirror on the wall - Just one look says it all. 1.0784 0.03802 51 47 4 0
4689 Big Brother Bob is watching. 1.0784 0.04722 51 48 2 1
4690 I honk it’s time to face it 1.0784 0.03802 51 47 4 0
4691 The regulations have changed again for passport photos.. 1.0784 0.03802 51 47 4 0
4692 What you need is to outgrow your limitations. 1.0784 0.03802 51 47 4 0
4693 I can't take it anymore, Carl. It feels like you're always watching me. 1.0784 0.03802 51 47 4 0
4694 Peeping Ned returns. 1.0784 0.03802 51 47 4 0
4695 Don't let the parade pass you by 1.0784 0.03802 51 47 4 0
4696 It’s either a balloon parade in your likeness or your evil twin who grew up in a toxic waste site. 1.0784 0.03802 51 47 4 0
4697 See? It is possible for you to grow up. 1.0784 0.03802 51 47 4 0
4698 It seems Thanksgiving comes earlier and earlier every year. 1.0784 0.03802 51 47 4 0
4699 What a way to get over your fear of heights! 1.0784 0.03802 51 47 4 0
4700 I kind of like this cavalier perspective of yours. 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
4701 Contrary to what you think, I love what you did with the trim. 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
4702 Yes,he's quite small. 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
4703 Nothing's better than a beautiful evening headline. 1.0769 0.04633 52 49 2 1
4704 Wow...there really is something to the saying "Bloom where you are planted!" 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
4705 I'm telling you, these parade balloons get weirder every year. 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
4706 Dr, it's normal if I'm seeing double. What about the illusion that my neighbor peepin' thru....?. 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
4707 Shall we play 'Who am I' before the Pop-eyed neighbor Peeps for a Peg......? 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
4708 Don't look now, but I think Big Brother is conducting another investigation into our viewpoints, Again! 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
4709 Don't be so hard on yourself, Henry. You're the most self-aware person I know. 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
4710 See, you do have an inflated image of yourself. 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
4711 Honestly, if it's not the microwave, it's the Macy's Day Parade. 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
4712 Look, honey, you're the first New Yorker cartoon character to earn a balloon in the Macy's parade! 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
4713 Let me show you how you're in denial about being a big head... 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
4714 Oh! I have never seen someone famous in person!" "Darling I think it's time to go home!" 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
4715 I knew Macys would honor you with a balloon! 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
4716 You're big brother is here to see you! 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
4717 oh meet our new neighbor. mr yonghy bonghy bo. 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
4718 It is very lifelike. I just don’t think this is the type of balloon the Thanksgiving parade wants. 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
4719 Well, he didn't have to get a big head about it 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
4720 It looks like Dad’s Thanksgiving gloat is ready. 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
4721 Now you don’t have to keep hogging my makeup mirror. 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
4722 Oh no, I have to lie.. I did not do my 20-minute daily meditation today! I hope she did hers 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
4723 I can feel you growing in our relationship. 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
4724 James, c’mon, you’re bugger than that! 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
4725 This is Harry, our downstairs neighbor. 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
4726 Jonathan, remind me why you bought a large magnified glass for our mirror again? 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
4727 Kilroy is here again. 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
4728 That's right! King Kong and I had a baby! 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
4729 Harold, the Thanksgiving Day, Macy’s parade balloon arrived early. 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
4730 It is the only way giant waters can earn a living. 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
4731 Instead of checking your ID, this place sticks a camera up your nose and decides your are old enough to drink by looking at hair growing out of your nostrils 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
4732 Oh look, your big brother came... 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
4733 Your Uber -XLT is here." 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
4734 Is this your Peeping Tom way of getting off? 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
4735 Nice view of the parade, Sheila. 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
4736 It’s for your big day, Macy! 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
4737 Oh, my god. 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
4738 Oh, look, Jerry! your overtly and disconcertingly humongous twin brother, Garry, dropped by for a visit. Is there anything you wanted to say to your brother, Jerry? 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
4739 Oh, no! Check out the bald ego-dzilla baloon, Bob.... I think I paired shroom pie with a bit too much absinthe. 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
4740 Do this Thanksgiving’s parade balloons seem strange to you? 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
4741 Calm down. I told you size doesn't matter. 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
4742 And that's you, George, writ large. 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
4743 This parade balloon reminds me of you. 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
4744 Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade is getting meta!" 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
4745 Have you been squeezing the Charmin again? 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
4746 How on earth do you rate a float in the Macy's parade? 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
4747 It's your big brother again -don't let him in. 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
4748 And we’re on the route of Macy’s Kohut Transference Parade! 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
4749 Do you like my new big brother?! 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
4750 The Macy's Parade has a balloon of my uncle Fred now. Have they really run out of Disney characters? 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
4751 The view is you. 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
4752 Would you like me to put a head on your beer? 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
4753 Big brother nose, your hair. 1.0755 0.03663 53 49 4 0
4754 Honey, your little brother’s here 1.0755 0.04547 53 50 2 1
4755 It's a great balloon. So what if Macy's can't see that? 1.0755 0.03663 53 49 4 0
4756 it's Jack Kong! 1.0755 0.03663 53 49 4 0
4757 Look honey, it's Big Burt. 1.0755 0.04547 53 50 2 1
4758 He’s grown considerably as a wine connoisseur. 1.0755 0.03663 53 49 4 0
4759 Can you believe the view from here, did you notice that water tank? 1.0755 0.03663 53 49 4 0
4760 Harold, you never told me you entered the Macy's Day Parade contest, 'Why I want to be a float.' 1.0755 0.03663 53 49 4 0
4761 I thought I am a pro at drinking. Am I? 1.0755 0.03663 53 49 4 0
4762 Your twin must be HIGH on booze! 1.0755 0.03663 53 49 4 0
4763 Look! The Leonard balloon flew home to roost. 1.0741 0.03597 54 50 4 0
4764 See?! He looks nothing like you. He's much more handsome. 1.0741 0.03597 54 50 4 0
4765 Fred, I’ve always said you have a big ego. 1.0741 0.04464 54 51 2 1
4766 See, the wine does give you a swelled head. 1.0741 0.03597 54 50 4 0
4767 C’mon, Stanley. The parade is starting! 1.0741 0.03597 54 50 4 0
4768 Honey, remember when I asked you to renew our identity theft protection? 1.0741 0.03597 54 50 4 0
4769 Stop worrying, Hal. Size isn’t everything. 1.0741 0.03597 54 50 4 0
4770 Ooo George, you’re in the Thanksgiving parade! 1.0741 0.03597 54 50 4 0
4771 men. they always have big ego. 1.0741 0.03597 54 50 4 0
4772 The security in this building is amazing. 1.0741 0.03597 54 50 4 0
4773 I didn't know you were in the Thanksgiving Day parade! 1.0741 0.04464 54 51 2 1
4774 We’re good, isn’t a big, fat and yellow! 1.0741 0.04464 54 51 2 1
4775 Big Brother took some Growth Hormone Pills. 1.0741 0.03597 54 50 4 0
4776 I know he's rather large, but he is your Doppelganger. 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
4777 This one's a little "on the nose." 1.0727 0.04384 55 52 2 1
4778 Your big brother's watching you again. 1.0727 0.04384 55 52 2 1
4779 Look dear! Your personal Thanksgiving Day Parade balloon arrived just in time. 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
4780 I know you don't drink Chardonnay, but otherwise it's an uncanny miniature. 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
4781 Do you remember when you said you've never seen a very large version of yourself? 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
4782 Why didn't you tell me you had a big brother? 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
4783 Oh, hello son. How is the date going? 1.0727 0.04384 55 52 2 1
4784 Big Brother has really gotten BIG! 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
4785 Look who’s visiting from Numbskull Island! 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
4786 He's not my big brother! Is he yours? 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
4787 So how much did you say, that you had to pay Macy's to get "your" balloon into their parade? 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
4788 Honey, don’t you just love the Macy’s day parade? 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
4789 It's actually kind of funny. My ex was a giant but had a tiny penis, whereas you are small and have a giant cock. 1.0714 0.04307 56 53 2 1
4790 Your large adult son is here 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
4791 You’re going to be a pop-pop! 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
4792 When you said ‘big brother is watching’ you meant it! 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
4793 Big Brother says he'd preferred the red you hid in your closet 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
4794 I hope you didn't do a Trump baby balloon. 1.0714 0.03473 56 52 4 0
4795 I forgot, I have a bigger date tonight. 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
4796 I think I can see the resemblance." --Geard Black Laurelton, N 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
4797 You know, the Republicans promised to get rid of Big Brother.....another broken promise. 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
4798 Vladmir, they did it! A Thanksgiving Day Parade balloon in your likeness! 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
4799 You're not afraid of heights, are you? 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
4800 Look, it’s a lot better here than in the bedroom, don’t cha think ?! 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
4801 Its peeping Don, he wants his ego petted. 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
4802 Oh, by the way, I kinda' cloned you. I still have some bugs to work out, though. 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
4803 You're right! Your dad really is bigger than life! 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
4804 It must be Macy's testing one of there balloons before the Thanksgiving parade. 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
4805 Sorry but my ex is still the biggest thing in my life. 1.0702 0.03413 57 53 4 0
4806 Will you sit by yourself while I get my coat? 1.0702 0.04233 57 54 2 1
4807 My ex-boyfriend and I just never saw eye to eye 1.0690 0.03356 58 54 4 0
4808 I told you that we could get ahead by living here. 1.0690 0.03356 58 54 4 0
4809 Big brother is watching you. And, I mean BIG! 1.0690 0.03356 58 54 4 0
4810 Honey, do you like you anniversary present? It's larger than life. 1.0690 0.03356 58 54 4 0
4811 Look dear, it’s Tom, your buddy from work. 1.0690 0.03356 58 54 4 0
4812 Don't you like your new Thanksgiving Day Parade balloon? Also, Jeffrey Epstein didn't kill himself! 1.0690 0.03356 58 54 4 0
4813 We were just saying that we'd love for you to stay with us this Thanksgiving! Isn't that right dear? 1.0678 0.03301 59 55 4 0
4814 Rodger,take a look at the blackheads on this guys' nose-they're revolting! 1.0625 0.04619 48 46 1 1
4815 It’s just something I had made! Of course I don’t mind that you absolutely always, always, always take the chair with the sweeping city views. 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
4816 You see! Your mustache does need to be trimmed! 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
4817 I thought you said you weren't in the parade this year? 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
4818 Honey meet Mark, he's my friend from work. 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
4819 Medium rare with pepper sauce, right? 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
4820 So he thinks he can get away with spying on people by being mistaken for you. 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
4821 Honey, let's change the subject, my conscious is back. 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
4822 I call it "Waiting for the Buzzer" 1.0625 0.04619 48 46 1 1
4823 You never told me you had an older brother!" Michael Sivak, Ann Arbo 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
4824 It might be the wine, but I think Big Brother is watching us. 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
4825 You invited the big boss over for a drink after you said he was full of hot air without telling me? 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
4826 Should we offer him a glass of that big red you bought last week? 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
4827 Big Brother is wondering if Alexa wants to go to a WikiLeaks networking event. 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
4828 I’m “figurine” we could use a little privacy soon...... 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
4829 Peeking again, before, bro called and brought a bottle. 1.0625 0.04619 48 46 1 1
4830 Why didn't you tell me you were in the Macy's parade? 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
4831 I made us rack of lamb and he's having a lamb 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
4832 At last! The eponymous Macy joined his parade. 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
4833 Now what do you think of your mustache? 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
4834 Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade 2019: Getting to Know You 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
4835 My goodness Mr. Big! Is this who I think it is?" 1.0625 0.04619 48 46 1 1
4836 No, honey, not King Kong; it's King Kevin. 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
4837 Oh look sweetheart, the Snoopy balloon! 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
4838 I invited your brother to join us! 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
4839 Looks like folks have taken to the streets. 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
4840 Macy’s called they said your in the parade! 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
4841 Anyone you know? Your brother is ahead of you! He wants RED wine Told you we need curtains! Thought the Macys parade was on Broadway.... 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
4842 Parade balloon designer is a dead end job anyway. Tell me you love it! 1.0625 0.04619 48 46 1 1
4843 The thanksgiving balloon cartoon and they used you? 1.0625 0.04619 48 46 1 1
4844 Yes, why do you ask? 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
4845 Hey, it's 'Minority Report.' " 1.0625 0.04619 48 46 1 1
4846 Oh, go down man- Not A Good Timing! 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
4847 Harold, it’s true. In the city, Big Brother is watching our every move. 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
4848 For the man who has everything! Your very own parade-sized head. 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
4849 Maybe you’re right - the wine does taste a bit over fermented. 1.0625 0.04619 48 46 1 1
4850 Oh, it's just our new window washer. 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
4851 Henry, I've said this before. Your brother is much too big for his britches. I think this is clear now! 1.0625 0.04619 48 46 1 1
4852 They need money, so I bought them your inflatable as a logo for the annual Thanksgiving day parade. 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
4853 It ain't King Kong, but It'll do. 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
4854 You must be the owner of Macys! Happy Thanksgiving! 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
4855 You have to stop telling people you're a brand ambassador for eyebrow tinting. 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
4856 - Oh, don't be like that. You are much more than a character of the Kafka. 1.0625 0.04619 48 46 1 1
4857 Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade is really early this year. 1.0625 0.04619 48 46 1 1
4858 You versus the guy she told you not to worry about. 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
4859 They're talking to each other again. 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
4860 Honey, take the glassware inside--we're about to shot at by Curtiss F8C Helldivers. 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
4861 I invited your giant Uncle Frank. 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
4862 Macy's is going retro this year . . . it's Mr. Wilson from Dennis the Menace . . . 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
4863 Honey, it looks like Stalin got his birthday card 1.0625 0.04619 48 46 1 1
4864 The realtor wasn't lying when she said it was a walk-up. 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
4865 Groucho. Scary large. No bird, but I still wonder if we've won something. 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
4866 He reminds me of my dad. 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
4867 Isn’t this exciting? 1.0625 0.04619 48 46 1 1
4868 Congratulations for inclusion the Thanksgiving parade. What's next on your bucket list? 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
4869 You and I have stopped growing. 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
4870 I understand, honey-sugar...I wanna know why do they call you Brick? 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
4871 In this light, he kind of looks like you. 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
4872 I'd like your thoughts my most recent trompe l'oeil. 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
4873 I say we give him a Pinot, Nah.” 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
4874 Hurry dear, you’re going to miss pervert day parade. 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
4875 You made the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade! 1.0625 0.04619 48 46 1 1
4876 Hope you don't mind, but I entered your head in Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade. 1.0625 0.04619 48 46 1 1
4877 So I pulled a few strings - pun intended - and got you your very own balloon in the Macy's Day Thanksgiving Parade this year. Pretty great, huh? 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
4878 Whoever thought you'd be in the Macy's Thanksgiving Parade! 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
4879 See, this is what you could have been! 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
4880 So is that a NO about ever having heard a 'Big Head Todd and the Monsters' song? 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
4881 You see? I told you the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade would have an Allen Funt balloon! 1.0625 0.04619 48 46 1 1
4882 Harold please check on the turkey, I continue to watch the parade. 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
4883 Is this your first appearance in the Macy's Parade? 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
4884 We are either invaded by giants or Macy’s parade coming earlier this year. 1.0625 0.04619 48 46 1 1
4885 Amazing eye-level view of the Thanksgiving Parade. 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
4886 Don’t worry, it’s not the size that counts. 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
4887 The Thanksgiving parade balloons are looking a lot like their designers don't you think ? 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
4888 I didn't know your work for Macys. 1.0625 0.03531 48 45 3 0
4889 Look! SpongeBob is coming! 1.0612 0.03460 49 46 3 0
4890 It’s McVee from shipping. You have any change? 1.0612 0.03460 49 46 3 0
4891 I will look for just a tear, no worries. 1.0612 0.03460 49 46 3 0
4892 How much helium does take to fill a balloon? 1.0612 0.03460 49 46 3 0
4893 It's called a loggia, Tom. LOH-j(ee-)ə. 1.0612 0.04525 49 47 1 1
4894 I moustache you a question. 1.0600 0.03393 50 47 3 0
4895 Have you met your big brother yet? 1.0600 0.03393 50 47 3 0
4896 You remind me a lot of Charlie Brown. 1.0600 0.03393 50 47 3 0
4897 Your big brother is watching you. 1.0600 0.03393 50 47 3 0
4898 Why didn't you tell me you were going to be in the Thanksgiving Day Parade?! (caption by Stephen West) 1.0600 0.03393 50 47 3 0
4899 I didn’t realize Macy’s was introducing targeted ads in this year’s parade. 1.0600 0.03393 50 47 3 0
4900 Oh Big Brother... 1.0600 0.03393 50 47 3 0
4901 You always have to be bigger than life, don't you?! 1.0600 0.03393 50 47 3 0
4902 Tom, why are you peeping? 1.0600 0.03393 50 47 3 0
4903 What is a better gift than a parade float commemorating your 60th birthday! 1.0600 0.03393 50 47 3 0
4904 The Thanksgiving parade theme this year is ‘this is your life!’ 1.0600 0.03393 50 47 3 0
4905 Wow my dear! Isn’t this Vodka good? As I now believe when you said things were changing and you were growing up! 1.0600 0.03393 50 47 3 0
4906 I suspect he’s a voyeur and needs to see a shrink. 1.0600 0.03393 50 47 3 0
4907 It’s about time Mr Macy got a balloon of his own. 1.0600 0.04435 50 48 1 1
4908 OMG, maybe we shouldn’t have opened this second bottle of Absinthe! 1.0600 0.03393 50 47 3 0
4909 what? you said the previous drab wallpaper didn't lift you up! 1.0600 0.03393 50 47 3 0
4910 This years Thanksgiving parade celebrates accountants. 1.0600 0.03393 50 47 3 0
4911 I shouldn't always have to be the bigger person. 1.0600 0.03393 50 47 3 0
4912 Fie fie foe fum? That's it? You think that's going to work just because he's a giant? 1.0600 0.03393 50 47 3 0
4913 I didn't know you were in the Macy's Parade. 1.0600 0.03393 50 47 3 0
4914 I realize it’s an imposition, but he’s your big brother.... 1.0600 0.03393 50 47 3 0
4915 I call it " Kilroy is Here" . 1.0600 0.03393 50 47 3 0
4916 Don’t get a big head because of the personalized balloon I got you 1.0600 0.03393 50 47 3 0
4917 Don't you just love the parade. 1.0600 0.03393 50 47 3 0
4918 Look dear, the demonstrators have found out quickly whose to blame and where he lives. 1.0600 0.03393 50 47 3 0
4919 Quick. Look totally satiated. 1.0600 0.03393 50 47 3 0
4920 Remember that article about radioactive cloning? 1.0600 0.03393 50 47 3 0
4921 Where's your hospitality? Get the large vase from the dining room and four bottles of wine. 1.0600 0.03393 50 47 3 0
4922 Siri- play romantic dinner music 1.0600 0.03393 50 47 3 0
4923 Sweety, you didn't tell me you had a bigger brother! 1.0600 0.03393 50 47 3 0
4924 I said you’re “pig” headed 1.0600 0.03393 50 47 3 0
4925 Says if you buy him a beer — he'll do your taxes. 1.0600 0.03393 50 47 3 0
4926 Guess who's float is in the Thanksgiving Parade? 1.0600 0.03393 50 47 3 0
4927 I've heard of Big Brother's watching but this is ridiculous. 1.0600 0.03393 50 47 3 0
4928 Hey honey, look! It's a gigantic you! 1.0600 0.04435 50 48 1 1
4929 Remember those coasters you got me for my birthday? Well, here's your birthday gift.. They filled it with hot air just for you! 1.0600 0.03393 50 47 3 0
4930 Ed, That is so weird. He could be your twin, except he's a little taller. 1.0600 0.03393 50 47 3 0
4931 Look, Howard! You're in the Thanksgiving day parade. 1.0600 0.03393 50 47 3 0
4932 I told you that new wallpaper wouldn’t work! 1.0600 0.03393 50 47 3 0
4933 So good that Macy’s parade finally recognized you! 1.0600 0.03393 50 47 3 0
4934 Is that a Big Brother? I didn't think Macy's made a balloon of you. 1.0600 0.03393 50 47 3 0
4935 It's simple, Sheldon. I'm leaving you because I want something more. 1.0600 0.03393 50 47 3 0
4936 It’s the newest development in surveillance balloons, honey. 1.0600 0.03393 50 47 3 0
4937 I invited your long lost, giant, twin brother 1.0600 0.03393 50 47 3 0
4938 Everything — I mean everything — is supersized. 1.0600 0.03393 50 47 3 0
4939 Mirror Image? 1.0600 0.03393 50 47 3 0
4940 You're right, the floats do look amazing from up here." 1.0600 0.03393 50 47 3 0
4941 All I'm saying, Al, is that if you're going to experiment, then you need to factor that into your wine shopping! 1.0600 0.03393 50 47 3 0
4942 Look who showed up - your big brother. 1.0600 0.04435 50 48 1 1
4943 I can't put my finger on it, but something about the Macy's Thanksgiving Day parade turns me on. 1.0600 0.03393 50 47 3 0
4944 What is this new style with growing out nose hair? 1.0600 0.03393 50 47 3 0
4945 No, I did not, in fact, invite him. Hey's YOUR brother, not mine. 1.0600 0.03393 50 47 3 0
4946 Don’t be intimidated by my ex - we just slept together. 1.0600 0.03393 50 47 3 0
4947 I don’t know what you are so worried about, the house wine is actually quite good. 1.0600 0.03393 50 47 3 0
4948 Don’t mind Harold. He’s still working out the kinks in his newest science project. 1.0600 0.03393 50 47 3 0
4949 It's your prying guilty conscious again. 1.0600 0.03393 50 47 3 0
4950 I've been meaning to introduce you to my brother for a while, but he was nowhere to be found. 1.0600 0.04435 50 48 1 1
4951 I think he's with the band... "They might be giants... 1.0600 0.03393 50 47 3 0
4952 Your Brother is coming! 1.0600 0.03393 50 47 3 0
4953 Your nose is so big that it would take me a year to pick it!! 1.0600 0.04435 50 48 1 1
4954 Well I think it’s a new balloon in the Macy’s Thanksgiving parade. 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
4955 I'm taking you to the Thanksgiving Day Parade. 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
4956 My ex always wanted to be a Macy's Day balloon too. 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
4957 I see that you really took the idea of blowing up your selfie pic seriously. 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
4958 You've been ballooned! 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
4959 That’s just Doctor T. J. Eckleburg. 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
4960 Oh Harold look, they finally made you into a Macy's Thanksgiving Day balloon! 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
4961 Since when is your balloon in the Macy's parade? 1.0435 0.03040 46 44 2 0
4962 Yup, mine kicked in too. I'm at a Dead concert...Your uncle Bert, oh, gee, just remember, he can't hurt you any more. He's been dead for 35 years. 1.0435 0.03040 46 44 2 0
4963 He's here Mini Me...... 1.0435 0.03040 46 44 2 0
4964 Mr. Phudgefactor, you present no alternative facts to support your claim and thus I must deny the existence of a giant replica of you climbing up the side of the building at this time. Please now, let us calmly enjoy our drinks. 1.0426 0.02976 47 45 2 0
4965 Cheers to your balloon, may be he wants a glass. He is in the parade!" 1.0426 0.02976 47 45 2 0
4966 ee stamoslocosoque 2h mate tanto que puedas berarte de todo lo que -yano Chota iow ve aad @spaincharo 1.0244 0.02469 41 40 1 0
4967 You are right, the artist really captured your essence. 1.0244 0.02469 41 40 1 0
4968 You look as though – instead of 'seeing the future' – you've only just now seen the present. 1.0244 0.02469 41 40 1 0
4969 You know, Jason, you can overdo the checking on 'us' thing. 1.0244 0.02469 41 40 1 0
4970 I thought that you had said the two of you were identical. 1.0244 0.02469 41 40 1 0
4971 Macy’s is using your balloon again. 1.0244 0.02469 41 40 1 0
4972 Macy’s switched out their Ronald McDonald parade balloon at the last minute after I convinced them that you were a bigger clown. 1.0244 0.02469 41 40 1 0
4973 He enjoys his shift so much, he almost explodes. 1.0244 0.02469 41 40 1 0
4974 Older brother? 1.0244 0.02469 41 40 1 0
4975 This was supposed to a terrace party, not Macy’s thanksgiving parade 1.0244 0.02469 41 40 1 0
4976 Darling, you're a giant balloon! 1.0244 0.02469 41 40 1 0
4977 Relax, Harold.. It's just the Macy's Thanksgiving parade 1.0244 0.02469 41 40 1 0
4978 The Macy’s Parade just isn’t the same since Uncle Izzy bought it. 1.0244 0.02469 41 40 1 0
4979 Looks like big brother is back. 1.0244 0.02469 41 40 1 0
4980 Of course I knew your father was a drunk. Why do you ask? 1.0244 0.02469 41 40 1 0
4981 Really liking the decor here. 1.0244 0.02469 41 40 1 0
4982 Relax, the President had a baby balloon modeled after him, and he took it well. 1.0244 0.02469 41 40 1 0
4983 Self portraiture is the new selfie. 1.0244 0.02469 41 40 1 0
4984 He said he's sorry about hogging up the nutrients and oxygen in the womb. 1.0244 0.02469 41 40 1 0
4985 George, your in the Macy's Day Parade! 1.0244 0.02469 41 40 1 0
4986 I thought that maybe seeing yourself enlarged will help with self-confidence 1.0244 0.02469 41 40 1 0
4987 Big Brother is here. 1.0244 0.02469 41 40 1 0
4988 You’re in the Thanksgiving parade again this year. 1.0244 0.02469 41 40 1 0
4989 Not to worry. It's a two-way mirror. 1.0244 0.02469 41 40 1 0
4990 You didn't tell me you were that Youzilla! 1.0244 0.02469 41 40 1 0
4991 Looks like Macy's parade is a little early this year. 1.0244 0.02469 41 40 1 0
4992 He told me he'll provide free shipping on our next case. 1.0244 0.02469 41 40 1 0
4993 I'm telling you, Georgie. The floats during the Thanksgiving parade are getting more human-like every year. 1.0244 0.02469 41 40 1 0
4994 Wow! You didn't tell me you were a balloon in Macy's Thanksgiving Day parade. 1.0244 0.02469 41 40 1 0
4995 Oh c'mon, Marvin. I think the Macy's people did a great job on your Thanksgiving Day Parade balloon. 1.0244 0.02469 41 40 1 0
4996 Honey, I know that you think you're larger than life, but I have to tell you: your self-image is resting on shaky ground. 1.0244 0.02469 41 40 1 0
4997 Oh, not again. Since the people next door started their manga, this keeps happening. 1.0244 0.02469 41 40 1 0
4998 It stops people from taking selfies 1.0244 0.02469 41 40 1 0
4999 Did I ever mention that my ex works in the area of gamma ray effects? 1.0244 0.02469 41 40 1 0
5000 The Santa Parade is early this year! 1.0244 0.02469 41 40 1 0
5001 Look, Alan! That Groucho Marx float looks just like you. 1.0244 0.02469 41 40 1 0
5002 Happy Thanksgiving, darling!" Because that's all the caption this marvelous cartoon needs 1.0244 0.02469 41 40 1 0
5003 Attack of the fifty foot man? Even the news is rebooting old properties. 1.0244 0.02469 41 40 1 0
5004 I think he wants red! 1.0244 0.02469 41 40 1 0
5005 Remember when it was just Snoopy and Pixar? 1.0244 0.02469 41 40 1 0
5006 oh hell yeah it’s The Macy’s Abhorrent Cucks Day Parade!! quick honey, turn on the tv so we can hear what Kathy Griffin or whoever is saying about this loathsome sack of cum that looks just like you 1.0244 0.02469 41 40 1 0
5007 Can you believe the Fun House was practically giving these away? 1.0244 0.02469 41 40 1 0
5008 Yes Larry it is a ridiculous portrait, that's not the skyline people want to see! 1.0244 0.02469 41 40 1 0
5009 Calm down. Its just the new Macy's Thanksgiving parade balloon... 1.0244 0.02469 41 40 1 0
5010 Inflated ego, works for me! 1.0244 0.02469 41 40 1 0
5011 I keep having this feeling we are being surveilled. 1.0244 0.02469 41 40 1 0
5012 Hanging with those Ghostbusters again...! 1.0238 0.02410 42 41 1 0
5013 Dr, You're right! Double vision is normal. But the trouble is my neighbor looks like my stunt double." 1.0000 0.02532 40 40 0 0
5014 Oh honey that's great! Your own personalized Thanksgiving Day Parade float. 1.0000 0.02740 37 37 0 0
5015 It's so cool you got a float in the Macy's Thanksgiving Parade! 1.0000 0.02740 37 37 0 0
5016 Whoops! Sorry! Forgot to mention I took a call a couple minutes ago from a person calling himself "your better half." 1.0000 0.02740 37 37 0 0
5017 It's the little man from downstairs. I told him he looks like you. 1.0000 0.02532 40 40 0 0
5018 Honey, why didn’t you tell me that you would be the new feature in the Thanksgiving parade?! 1.0000 0.02740 37 37 0 0
5019 WOW! I didn't know you posed for a Thanksgiving Day Parade balloon? 1.0000 0.02740 37 37 0 0
5020 This must be the new Building HOA President who said he'd be stopping by. 1.0000 0.02740 37 37 0 0
5021 I don't think #MeToo posters were the best marketing idea. 1.0000 0.02532 40 40 0 0
5022 It's not you, Leonard. It's just the Absinthe. 1.0000 0.02740 37 37 0 0
5023 It’s called Husband Needs a Nose Trimmer 1.0000 0.02740 37 37 0 0
5024 Oh, it's you again... 1.0000 0.02740 37 37 0 0
5025 Hey Hon, it’s not getting in trouble for ... 1.0000 0.02740 37 37 0 0
5026 Isn't that sweet . .I told you he has a gigantic crush . . 1.0000 0.02532 40 40 0 0
5027 I think his original, "I only have 1.0000 0.02740 37 37 0 0
5028 Mr. Macy? 1.0000 0.02740 37 37 0 0
5029 How will I tell mom on Thanksgiving you're a balloon in Macy's parade? 1.0000 0.02532 40 40 0 0
5030 I see you in the Thanksgiving Day parade. 1.0000 0.02740 37 37 0 0