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Name | Value |
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Submission deadline | 2019-11-25T00:08:00.000Z |
Voting started | - |
Voting ended | 2019-12-09T00:11:00.000Z |
Finalists announced | 2019-12-03T00:09:00.000Z |
Magazine(s) announcing finalists issued | December 9, 2019 |
Number of captions | 5031 |
Number of responses | 760044 |
Number of participants | - |
In this table, the "mean" means the empirically measured average funniness score when the "unfunny", "somewhat funny" and "funny" receive a funniness score of 1, 2, 3 respectively. "Precison" is the standard error of the mean, the standard deviation of the mean estimate. With that, a caption with an empirical mean μ and precision σ has true mean in the range [μ - 2σ, μ + 2σ] with 95% probability by the 68-95-99.7 rule assuming the responses are indepedent and identically distributed.
Rank | Caption | Mean | Precision | Total votes | "Unfunny" votes | "Somewhat funny" votes | "Funny" votes |
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0 | You think this is awkward? Try living a few floors down. | 2.1011 | 0.00762 | 12272 | 3825 | 3387 | 5060 |
1 | Well after 40 years at Macy’s, I think it’s a lovely retirement gift, Fred. | 1.8747 | 0.00835 | 9236 | 3638 | 3121 | 2477 |
2 | Oh honey look, it’s your inflated ego | 1.8726 | 0.00897 | 8427 | 3467 | 2570 | 2390 |
3 | The resemblance seems uncanny, but I would have to go down three floors to be sure. | 1.8431 | 0.00886 | 7934 | 3212 | 2764 | 1958 |
4 | It's a perfect likeness, George. Right down to the hot air. | 1.8376 | 0.00823 | 9450 | 3918 | 3151 | 2381 |
5 | I love a parade. | 1.8086 | 0.00775 | 12113 | 5789 | 2856 | 3468 |
6 | You think this is awkward? Imagine the view from the 5th floor. | 1.7958 | 0.00812 | 9313 | 4022 | 3179 | 2112 |
7 | I etched the glass. IT’S YOU !! | 1.7605 | 0.00837 | 10815 | 5711 | 1986 | 3118 |
8 | And when it deflates, it'll sound like you too | 1.7530 | 0.00949 | 7016 | 3316 | 2124 | 1576 |
9 | Remember those cells I swabbed from your mouth? | 1.7527 | 0.00935 | 6934 | 3195 | 2268 | 1471 |
10 | Herb, tell me the truth, how much do you really spend at Macy's each month? | 1.7412 | 0.01081 | 5201 | 2436 | 1678 | 1087 |
11 | How nice. It looks like your ego will be joining us. | 1.7358 | 0.00873 | 8044 | 3819 | 2536 | 1689 |
12 | I wish you could see your face right now | 1.7250 | 0.02674 | 869 | 422 | 264 | 183 |
13 | I see you’ve made an even bigger fool of yourself. | 1.7192 | 0.01323 | 3608 | 1787 | 1047 | 774 |
14 | Fred we said no anniversary gifts this year...but the suspense is killing me. Can I turn around yet? | 1.7191 | 0.01278 | 3677 | 1765 | 1180 | 732 |
15 | Who knew the Macy's Parade had a salute to Actuarial Accountants? | 1.7106 | 0.01200 | 4047 | 1934 | 1350 | 763 |
16 | NOW do you see? Nose hairs can never pass as a mustache. | 1.7073 | 0.01124 | 4794 | 2372 | 1458 | 964 |
17 | I'm getting hints of oak, cherry, hazelnut, and LSD | 1.6760 | 0.01875 | 1682 | 863 | 503 | 316 |
18 | Don't take it personally, but he's 10 times the man you are. | 1.6683 | 0.01336 | 3150 | 1589 | 1020 | 541 |
19 | So what are the people on the 3rd floor looking at? | 1.6671 | 0.01504 | 2379 | 1168 | 835 | 376 |
20 | What do you mean you have an identical twin brother, but not exactly? | 1.6661 | 0.01699 | 1836 | 895 | 659 | 282 |
21 | I’m pretty sure you were given the placebo. | 1.6505 | 0.01499 | 2578 | 1354 | 771 | 453 |
22 | When does your twin brother get back from Chernobyl? | 1.6467 | 0.01485 | 2675 | 1428 | 764 | 483 |
23 | Why does it always have to be about you? | 1.6404 | 0.01322 | 3098 | 1603 | 1009 | 486 |
24 | I have two concerns: I don't see any guide ropes and it's not Thanksgiving. | 1.6305 | 0.01383 | 2801 | 1461 | 915 | 425 |
25 | Well that explains the $100,000 Macy's bill. | 1.6016 | 0.01940 | 1388 | 749 | 443 | 196 |
26 | They can try anything they want, but we've got rent control. | 1.5938 | 0.01870 | 1519 | 837 | 462 | 220 |
27 | a bit overblown, don’t you think? | 1.5822 | 0.01971 | 1290 | 705 | 419 | 166 |
28 | Happy Thanksgiving. I had you made into a parade balloon. | 1.5752 | 0.01478 | 2761 | 1675 | 587 | 499 |
29 | I hope you don't mind, but I invited your inflated sense of self-importance. | 1.5727 | 0.01472 | 2455 | 1406 | 694 | 355 |
30 | You should see your face right now! | 1.5720 | 0.01561 | 2082 | 1174 | 629 | 279 |
31 | Isn't it neat? I just had to spend $100 in-store at Macy's and show them a photo! | 1.5678 | 0.02215 | 1018 | 569 | 320 | 129 |
32 | Don’t you love it? I did just what you said — I refinanced the mortgage and made a giant balloon payment.” | 1.5635 | 0.02143 | 1237 | 739 | 299 | 199 |
33 | I'd hate to be on the third floor. | 1.5630 | 0.01534 | 2144 | 1214 | 653 | 277 |
34 | When you said you were the new head of Macy's, this wasn't exactly what I had in mind. | 1.5595 | 0.01764 | 1646 | 946 | 480 | 220 |
35 | I think he’s just as surprised to see you as you are to see him. | 1.5494 | 0.02391 | 830 | 468 | 268 | 94 |
36 | Look, honey, it's the annual Macy's Accountant's Day Parade! | 1.5465 | 0.01749 | 1614 | 930 | 486 | 198 |
37 | You didn't tell me your Mom was on the parade committee again. | 1.5426 | 0.01971 | 1292 | 757 | 370 | 165 |
38 | This Sauvignon has a nice hallucinatory finish. | 1.5358 | 0.01952 | 1286 | 752 | 379 | 155 |
39 | Don't worry. They're booing Baby Trump, not you. | 1.5355 | 0.01851 | 1410 | 825 | 417 | 168 |
40 | At least you didn't waste any money investing in that massive balloon company, right? | 1.5344 | 0.02067 | 1147 | 672 | 337 | 138 |
41 | Now do you see what I mean about your eyes? | 1.5328 | 0.01822 | 1389 | 796 | 446 | 147 |
42 | Please tell me you didn't order one of those male enhancement products again. | 1.5296 | 0.02022 | 1233 | 737 | 339 | 157 |
43 | Whatever you do, don't pull his finger. | 1.5290 | 0.02014 | 1259 | 770 | 317 | 172 |
44 | Oh, look--it's your ego. | 1.5253 | 0.02034 | 1205 | 722 | 333 | 150 |
45 | Full of hot air, difficult to control, takes over at Thanksgiving...you're right, it's nothing like you. | 1.5225 | 0.02112 | 1131 | 684 | 303 | 144 |
46 | The people three floors down complained that you're protruding into their living room. | 1.5191 | 0.02098 | 1152 | 702 | 302 | 148 |
47 | Henry, are you certain this is a Chardonnay? | 1.5172 | 0.02750 | 609 | 358 | 187 | 64 |
48 | Harold, I'm seeing someone. | 1.5146 | 0.02155 | 1065 | 647 | 288 | 130 |
49 | Oh look, it's your inflated ego. | 1.5138 | 0.02199 | 1047 | 643 | 270 | 134 |
50 | I told you you shouldn't have sent in that DNA sample. | 1.5120 | 0.02120 | 1043 | 623 | 306 | 114 |
51 | Can't imagine what those on the 3rd floor are looking at. | 1.5085 | 0.02092 | 1001 | 586 | 321 | 94 |
52 | Exactly how much do you owe Macy's, anyway? | 1.5076 | 0.02266 | 983 | 609 | 249 | 125 |
53 | He wants to know if you have any dirt on Biden | 1.5058 | 0.02311 | 955 | 596 | 235 | 124 |
54 | Look, honey. It's your superego. | 1.5052 | 0.02194 | 964 | 580 | 281 | 103 |
55 | No, Thanksgiving is NEXT Thursday, why do you ask? | 1.5047 | 0.02167 | 953 | 576 | 277 | 100 |
56 | It's a little creepy, but it's still better than the view from three floors down. | 1.5044 | 0.02332 | 912 | 564 | 236 | 112 |
57 | When you told me you always lived in the shadow of your twin brother I thought you meant figuratively! | 1.5021 | 0.02225 | 940 | 569 | 270 | 101 |
58 | I bet you think this parade is about you, don’t you? | 1.5011 | 0.02188 | 914 | 544 | 283 | 87 |
59 | I got the idea when I saw that Trump one. | 1.4989 | 0.02282 | 904 | 555 | 248 | 101 |
60 | I bet it’s full of hot air, too. | 1.4977 | 0.02307 | 852 | 522 | 239 | 91 |
61 | One drink makes you larger; and one drink makes you small. | 1.4971 | 0.02379 | 861 | 535 | 224 | 102 |
62 | I'm sure it's just a coincidence. | 1.4964 | 0.02301 | 838 | 503 | 254 | 81 |
63 | We never should have entered that contest at Macy's. | 1.4934 | 0.02201 | 839 | 513 | 247 | 79 |
64 | OK, I can’t pretend any more, Gabe. Size matters. | 1.4934 | 0.02406 | 833 | 521 | 214 | 98 |
65 | Being employee of the year at Macy’s has it’s perks. | 1.4921 | 0.02335 | 821 | 498 | 242 | 81 |
66 | Remember when I sent some of your DNA to that lab, darling? | 1.4920 | 0.02311 | 811 | 486 | 251 | 74 |
67 | What do you get the man who has everything? Then it came to me! | 1.4878 | 0.02471 | 777 | 485 | 205 | 87 |
68 | He’s asking if I have a big sister! | 1.4871 | 0.02439 | 776 | 480 | 214 | 82 |
69 | It’s from Facebook - they want to know why you changed your privacy settings. | 1.4846 | 0.02647 | 716 | 459 | 167 | 90 |
70 | I think I've had enough to drink. | 1.4846 | 0.02425 | 745 | 454 | 221 | 70 |
71 | It’s not me, Joel, it’s you.” | 1.4832 | 0.02596 | 743 | 477 | 173 | 93 |
72 | When you said Big Brother is watching, I thought you were speaking metaphorically. | 1.4825 | 0.02565 | 713 | 447 | 188 | 78 |
73 | How much money did you donate to the Thanksgiving Day Parade? | 1.4815 | 0.02500 | 731 | 457 | 197 | 77 |
74 | Don't you think this mirror makes our room seem larger? | 1.4799 | 0.03065 | 523 | 335 | 125 | 63 |
75 | Just how much did you contribute to the parade fund?! | 1.4789 | 0.02549 | 710 | 445 | 190 | 75 |
76 | Well, you did say you wanted to be larger than life. | 1.4788 | 0.02451 | 708 | 431 | 215 | 62 |
77 | Call me old fashioned but I liked the Macy's parade better before the microtargeting | 1.4786 | 0.02686 | 654 | 416 | 164 | 74 |
78 | You can’t avoid him forever Jack. The beanstalk works both ways. | 1.4780 | 0.02576 | 703 | 443 | 184 | 76 |
79 | My goodness! How much did you spend at Macy’s this year?! | 1.4777 | 0.02516 | 695 | 429 | 200 | 66 |
80 | I can see how you've had to live in your twin's shadow all this time. | 1.4763 | 0.02549 | 695 | 434 | 191 | 70 |
81 | Oh, come on, you haven't seen the whole thing, yet. It's not like it's orange and in a diaper. | 1.4758 | 0.02693 | 681 | 440 | 158 | 83 |
82 | I pulled a few strings. | 1.4756 | 0.02684 | 614 | 381 | 174 | 59 |
83 | Did anyone order a large Sicilian? | 1.4749 | 0.02586 | 678 | 430 | 176 | 72 |
84 | Just ignore him. Be the bigger man. | 1.4749 | 0.02611 | 657 | 410 | 182 | 65 |
85 | Yes, every Thanksgiving morning, it’s fabulous; but the other 364 days, it’s creepy. | 1.4726 | 0.02614 | 656 | 411 | 180 | 65 |
86 | I never noticed you have no eyebrows | 1.4717 | 0.02673 | 636 | 401 | 170 | 65 |
87 | I believe Macy's has too much of your personal data. | 1.4717 | 0.03606 | 371 | 239 | 89 | 43 |
88 | I'm sorry, Fred, but size matters. | 1.4695 | 0.03027 | 475 | 296 | 135 | 44 |
89 | Your inflated ego is back. | 1.4688 | 0.02697 | 625 | 396 | 165 | 64 |
90 | He needs to use the bathroom. | 1.4679 | 0.02794 | 607 | 391 | 148 | 68 |
91 | It could be worse, imagine the view from the fourth floor! | 1.4668 | 0.02751 | 617 | 396 | 154 | 67 |
92 | When I said you weren't big enough, that's not what I meant. | 1.4660 | 0.02709 | 618 | 398 | 154 | 66 |
93 | More Absinthe, Stan? | 1.4660 | 0.02778 | 603 | 387 | 151 | 65 |
94 | More absinthe? | 1.4655 | 0.02774 | 595 | 380 | 153 | 62 |
95 | What better time than the Thanksgiving Day parade to tell everyone you're the whistleblower?! | 1.4653 | 0.03183 | 475 | 309 | 111 | 55 |
96 | Let's eat some more brownies. | 1.4650 | 0.02847 | 600 | 392 | 137 | 71 |
97 | George, look it's the Thanksgiving Day Ballon we got for winning the New Yorker caption contest! | 1.4650 | 0.03004 | 514 | 330 | 129 | 55 |
98 | All your flaws . . . just bigger. | 1.4648 | 0.02711 | 611 | 388 | 162 | 61 |
99 | Honey, go get me a pin will you. | 1.4636 | 0.02673 | 604 | 384 | 162 | 58 |
100 | Amazon.com. Where else? | 1.4633 | 0.02831 | 559 | 358 | 144 | 57 |
101 | Something to be thankful for... at least the small version of you is wearing pants. | 1.4623 | 0.02888 | 517 | 325 | 145 | 47 |
102 | Roy prayed that his wife would not turn around, and that his little Thanksgiving Day balloon would stay a secret. | 1.4609 | 0.02787 | 588 | 388 | 133 | 67 |
103 | You couldn't just put your name on the building? | 1.4598 | 0.02734 | 572 | 360 | 161 | 51 |
104 | You never told me you came from a big family. | 1.4573 | 0.02750 | 562 | 362 | 146 | 54 |
105 | You still want to tell me Facebook doesn't sell your personal data? | 1.4537 | 0.02936 | 540 | 356 | 124 | 60 |
106 | Wow! This is not what I imagined when you said you will be in Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade. | 1.4527 | 0.02917 | 528 | 342 | 133 | 53 |
107 | Well, here's lookin' at you! | 1.4520 | 0.02917 | 531 | 345 | 132 | 54 |
108 | He wants to know if we can spare half a ton of sugar. | 1.4504 | 0.02889 | 524 | 340 | 133 | 51 |
109 | And he's nude! | 1.4494 | 0.03012 | 514 | 339 | 119 | 56 |
110 | Is it too much? | 1.4492 | 0.02783 | 512 | 320 | 154 | 38 |
111 | What makes you think we accidentally switched drinks? | 1.4487 | 0.02903 | 517 | 336 | 131 | 50 |
112 | Even if he is your brother, we don't have room for him. | 1.4481 | 0.02855 | 511 | 325 | 143 | 43 |
113 | The bottle just said "Drink Me" | 1.4478 | 0.03069 | 498 | 330 | 113 | 55 |
114 | It's even got your inflated ego! | 1.4477 | 0.02965 | 516 | 338 | 125 | 53 |
115 | I hope he doesn't sneeze. | 1.4462 | 0.02997 | 493 | 321 | 124 | 48 |
116 | Honey. It’s your ego. | 1.4462 | 0.02944 | 502 | 325 | 130 | 47 |
117 | No, I meant YOUR big brother IS watching us! | 1.4456 | 0.02900 | 496 | 317 | 137 | 42 |
118 | The Straight Pride Parade has started. | 1.4449 | 0.02936 | 499 | 330 | 119 | 50 |
119 | Jeff, I think your balloon payment is looming. | 1.4447 | 0.03006 | 497 | 326 | 121 | 50 |
120 | Is it the alcohol or is this another one of your creepy 'proposals'?! | 1.4447 | 0.03006 | 497 | 326 | 121 | 50 |
121 | This targeted advertising gets more real by the day. | 1.4447 | 0.02951 | 497 | 322 | 129 | 46 |
122 | Can’t we have one dinner without your inflated ego rearing it’s ugly head? | 1.4442 | 0.03077 | 493 | 328 | 111 | 54 |
123 | Why can't you just view your selfies on your cell phone like most people? | 1.4442 | 0.02926 | 493 | 317 | 133 | 43 |
124 | You wanted head for our anniversary. You're welcome. | 1.4412 | 0.03129 | 476 | 318 | 106 | 52 |
125 | You see him too right? | 1.4407 | 0.03002 | 472 | 306 | 124 | 42 |
126 | Now remember, Leonard, he’s self-conscious about his size, so just pretend you don’t notice. | 1.4393 | 0.02970 | 453 | 296 | 118 | 39 |
127 | Never mind how I did it. I just wanted you to realize you have to do something about the nose hair! | 1.4387 | 0.03079 | 465 | 306 | 114 | 45 |
128 | So you're fraternal, not identical? | 1.4375 | 0.03006 | 464 | 301 | 123 | 40 |
129 | Do you have a pin? | 1.4371 | 0.03183 | 453 | 303 | 102 | 48 |
130 | Baby, you finally made it. The Accountants Day Parade! | 1.4367 | 0.02986 | 458 | 295 | 126 | 37 |
131 | I was attracted to him because he was like you, but more so. | 1.4367 | 0.02954 | 458 | 293 | 130 | 35 |
132 | Look on the bright side! At least they left out your ear hair. | 1.4363 | 0.02892 | 463 | 301 | 125 | 37 |
133 | That’s you peeping, Tom | 1.4358 | 0.02997 | 452 | 291 | 125 | 36 |
134 | Wow, you weren't kidding, your son is way taller than you! | 1.4358 | 0.03094 | 452 | 297 | 113 | 42 |
135 | Hey, your big brother's watching you. | 1.4356 | 0.02990 | 450 | 289 | 126 | 35 |
136 | Did you know you'd be wearing a Speedo? | 1.4353 | 0.03145 | 448 | 297 | 107 | 44 |
137 | When you told me you'd be floating by, I didn't take it literally. | 1.4328 | 0.02980 | 439 | 283 | 123 | 33 |
138 | Honey, you're projecting again. | 1.4328 | 0.03023 | 439 | 283 | 122 | 34 |
139 | Oh, it's from California, Lysergic Vinyards I think. Why do you ask? | 1.4324 | 0.03132 | 444 | 294 | 108 | 42 |
140 | Well, Trump has one! | 1.4322 | 0.03139 | 428 | 283 | 106 | 39 |
141 | Harry-This is not what I was suggesting when I asked you to give me head. | 1.4316 | 0.03200 | 431 | 287 | 102 | 42 |
142 | Do you ever get the feeling that you're watching your life pass you by? | 1.4309 | 0.02991 | 427 | 272 | 126 | 29 |
143 | Sorry Harold, size DOES matter. | 1.4309 | 0.03183 | 434 | 289 | 103 | 42 |
144 | But last year you loved the parade. | 1.4302 | 0.03119 | 430 | 282 | 111 | 37 |
145 | Sorry honey, but size does matter. | 1.4299 | 0.03129 | 428 | 281 | 110 | 37 |
146 | I didn't think I would like absinthe, but I'm coming around. | 1.4286 | 0.03131 | 399 | 257 | 113 | 29 |
147 | That’s the new float this year! The whistle blower. | 1.4279 | 0.03293 | 423 | 287 | 91 | 45 |
148 | What’s a ‘3D printer’? | 1.4269 | 0.03201 | 424 | 283 | 101 | 40 |
149 | I trim his mustache. He does the windows. | 1.4262 | 0.03225 | 413 | 275 | 100 | 38 |
150 | That's why it's called the superego dear. | 1.4262 | 0.03207 | 413 | 274 | 102 | 37 |
151 | I thought you said you weren't tied down. | 1.4236 | 0.03111 | 406 | 264 | 112 | 30 |
152 | We're going to need a bigger glass. | 1.4232 | 0.03209 | 397 | 264 | 99 | 34 |
153 | I'm so glad you're not one of those men who look out at the world and see only themselves | 1.4217 | 0.03224 | 396 | 262 | 101 | 33 |
154 | Is this your first time drinking absinthe? | 1.4206 | 0.03373 | 378 | 254 | 89 | 35 |
155 | Be a dear, George, and hand me that hairpin. | 1.4203 | 0.03268 | 395 | 264 | 96 | 35 |
156 | Let's hope he doesn't sneeze! | 1.4201 | 0.03208 | 388 | 255 | 103 | 30 |
157 | Is your ex-wife on the parade committee? | 1.4197 | 0.03281 | 386 | 257 | 96 | 33 |
158 | Look honey, you’re right in between Snoopy and SpongeBob! | 1.4197 | 0.03198 | 386 | 253 | 104 | 29 |
159 | Oh, my. When you said you were a floater at Macy’s, I didn’t realize you meant the parade. | 1.4194 | 0.03251 | 391 | 260 | 98 | 33 |
160 | I can’t believe they replaced Bullwinkle the Moose with Bernie the Accountant. | 1.4190 | 0.03283 | 389 | 260 | 95 | 34 |
161 | So Darren, just how much shopping do you do at Macy's? | 1.4182 | 0.03266 | 385 | 256 | 97 | 32 |
162 | Where did you say you planted those beans? | 1.4173 | 0.03247 | 381 | 252 | 99 | 30 |
163 | Remember when you said you could never see yourself in the city? | 1.4173 | 0.03298 | 393 | 265 | 92 | 36 |
164 | It's my department head. | 1.4172 | 0.03677 | 326 | 222 | 72 | 32 |
165 | How much did you spend at Macy's his year? | 1.4158 | 0.03398 | 380 | 259 | 84 | 37 |
166 | Mind if my dad joins us? (submitted on behalf of my daughter, Summer Pierce, age 9) | 1.4155 | 0.03423 | 373 | 254 | 83 | 36 |
167 | A lot of people would be honored to be a Thanksgiving day parade float. | 1.4155 | 0.03338 | 373 | 250 | 91 | 32 |
168 | You're right, Macy's "loves your ass." | 1.4153 | 0.03390 | 378 | 257 | 85 | 36 |
169 | So what if your cloning experiment didn't go exactly as planned. What's the worst that could happen? | 1.4149 | 0.03297 | 376 | 251 | 94 | 31 |
170 | That is so you. | 1.4144 | 0.03131 | 374 | 242 | 109 | 23 |
171 | I think you’re blowing this way out of proportion! | 1.4127 | 0.03392 | 361 | 243 | 87 | 31 |
172 | When I saw it, I had to buy it. | 1.4126 | 0.03245 | 366 | 241 | 99 | 26 |
173 | We're gonna need a bigger bottle. | 1.4121 | 0.03234 | 364 | 239 | 100 | 25 |
174 | It’s your inflated ego. It’s a real thing. | 1.4121 | 0.03371 | 364 | 245 | 88 | 31 |
175 | Really, Marv?? Your own balloon in the Macy's parade? How much of my settlement did that cost? | 1.4101 | 0.03469 | 356 | 243 | 80 | 33 |
176 | I'm guessing you won the contest at Macy's. | 1.4100 | 0.03274 | 361 | 239 | 96 | 26 |
177 | Are you sure this is wine? | 1.4091 | 0.03403 | 352 | 237 | 86 | 29 |
178 | Oh! You're THAT Macy! | 1.4090 | 0.03226 | 357 | 234 | 100 | 23 |
179 | Come look. Your birthday balloon doesn’t need a little pill. | 1.4090 | 0.03322 | 357 | 238 | 92 | 27 |
180 | I told you the mirror would make the room appear larger. | 1.4086 | 0.03392 | 350 | 235 | 87 | 28 |
181 | should we get drapes? | 1.4083 | 0.03349 | 360 | 242 | 89 | 29 |
182 | Wow, Macy's wasn't kidding about their new personalized marketing campaign! | 1.4080 | 0.03357 | 348 | 232 | 90 | 26 |
183 | Did you like the brownie?" | 1.4075 | 0.03443 | 346 | 234 | 83 | 29 |
184 | Don't make eye contact, he'll never leave! | 1.4069 | 0.03249 | 349 | 229 | 98 | 22 |
185 | No offense, but I'm hoping he's anatomically proportionate | 1.4063 | 0.03566 | 347 | 243 | 68 | 36 |
186 | Would it kill you to be the bigger man for once? | 1.4063 | 0.03158 | 347 | 244 | 73 | 30 |
187 | Exactly what type of mushrooms were in our salad | 1.4063 | 0.03287 | 347 | 229 | 95 | 23 |
188 | Honey, when I said I wished you were bigger.. This is not what i meant. | 1.4062 | 0.03472 | 352 | 241 | 79 | 32 |
189 | There goes your witness protection " | 1.4058 | 0.03350 | 345 | 230 | 90 | 25 |
190 | Do you ever look at yourself and suddenly feel small and insignificant? | 1.4047 | 0.03402 | 341 | 229 | 86 | 26 |
191 | Why didn't you tell me your big brother was in town? | 1.4046 | 0.03441 | 346 | 235 | 82 | 29 |
192 | See, Frank, you are full of hot air. | 1.4043 | 0.03487 | 329 | 222 | 81 | 26 |
193 | Object in the mirror are closer than they appear! | 1.4041 | 0.03622 | 344 | 241 | 67 | 36 |
194 | Well, I see why you said you made a “big mistake” in the lab today. | 1.4041 | 0.03380 | 344 | 231 | 87 | 26 |
195 | I don't feel any effects from this cannabis infused wine, do you? | 1.4041 | 0.03304 | 344 | 228 | 93 | 23 |
196 | Where do you see yourself in 10 stories? | 1.4041 | 0.03380 | 344 | 231 | 87 | 26 |
197 | I wanted you to get a sense of what I’ve faced across the table for twenty-two years. | 1.4036 | 0.03491 | 332 | 225 | 80 | 27 |
198 | Is THIS what you meant by 'I have an overly inflated ego'? | 1.4035 | 0.03199 | 342 | 235 | 81 | 26 |
199 | This takes your narcissism to a whole new level. | 1.4035 | 0.03343 | 342 | 228 | 90 | 24 |
200 | Honestly, I think being part of the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade is really going to distinguish you from other CPAs. | 1.4030 | 0.03390 | 335 | 224 | 87 | 24 |
201 | What a surprise!...You have a glass of wine, and your enormous ego shows up! | 1.4030 | 0.03468 | 335 | 227 | 81 | 27 |
202 | Maybe it's time to take a good look at yourself. | 1.4029 | 0.03304 | 340 | 225 | 93 | 22 |
203 | When you said Big Brother was watching, I didn’t know you meant your big brother. | 1.4029 | 0.03507 | 340 | 233 | 77 | 30 |
204 | Why didn’t you just buzz him in? | 1.4029 | 0.03251 | 340 | 223 | 97 | 20 |
205 | Sorry, he’s just... bigger | 1.4029 | 0.03432 | 340 | 230 | 83 | 27 |
206 | I thought you said your big brother wasn't coming until tomorrow. | 1.4029 | 0.03356 | 340 | 227 | 89 | 24 |
207 | Macy's advertising is very targeted. | 1.4029 | 0.03483 | 340 | 232 | 79 | 29 |
208 | Seems as if being on the Macy's board is paying off. | 1.4023 | 0.03411 | 343 | 232 | 84 | 27 |
209 | I want you to take a closer look at yourself. | 1.4023 | 0.03361 | 343 | 230 | 88 | 25 |
210 | Oh, look! A miniature of your ego. | 1.4018 | 0.03749 | 331 | 235 | 59 | 37 |
211 | Are you sure you don't want a smaller mirror? | 1.4018 | 0.03484 | 331 | 227 | 76 | 28 |
212 | That's 'Elmer the Whistleblower' - the State Department's balloon in the Macy's parade this year. | 1.4018 | 0.03561 | 336 | 232 | 73 | 31 |
213 | You look smaller in person. | 1.4012 | 0.03468 | 324 | 218 | 82 | 24 |
214 | He's naked! Mind if I run downstairs to the Birnbaums in 3J and have a look? | 1.4006 | 0.03526 | 327 | 223 | 77 | 27 |
215 | I’m finding the condo association oversight a bit intrusive. | 1.4006 | 0.03376 | 327 | 220 | 84 | 23 |
216 | Oh look! It’s our new neighbor from apartments 1A through 6C! | 1.4006 | 0.03540 | 332 | 228 | 75 | 29 |
217 | Isn't it funny how the Snoopy balloon seems to resemble you after a couple of glasses of merlot? | 1.4006 | 0.03273 | 332 | 218 | 95 | 19 |
218 | Well honey, we are all affected by inflation. | 1.4000 | 0.03476 | 330 | 224 | 80 | 26 |
219 | Please, George. Stop saying everything is about you. | 1.4000 | 0.03555 | 330 | 227 | 74 | 29 |
220 | Now that we’re a little older Ken we need a dollhouse with more privacy. | 1.3994 | 0.03464 | 328 | 222 | 81 | 25 |
221 | They must have really loved you at Macy's. First the gold watch, and now this! | 1.3994 | 0.03528 | 323 | 220 | 77 | 26 |
222 | Well, that's big of you. | 1.3994 | 0.03389 | 323 | 215 | 87 | 21 |
223 | I always thought he was full of hot air. | 1.3969 | 0.03394 | 320 | 216 | 82 | 22 |
224 | I had to work two jobs but it was worth it to see the look on your face. | 1.3969 | 0.03549 | 320 | 219 | 75 | 26 |
225 | But what if he's the one who's hallucinating? | 1.3968 | 0.03617 | 315 | 217 | 71 | 27 |
226 | Sure, it took a lot of planning, but how many times are you going to turn 50 on Thanksgiving Day? | 1.3962 | 0.03547 | 313 | 213 | 76 | 24 |
227 | I think it's sweet that Macy's remembered your birthday. | 1.3956 | 0.03595 | 321 | 222 | 71 | 28 |
228 | Thanksgiving isn't all about you, you know. | 1.3956 | 0.03552 | 316 | 216 | 75 | 25 |
229 | Let's toast to a New Year and a bigger, better, you! | 1.3950 | 0.03356 | 319 | 212 | 88 | 19 |
230 | I lied. Size does matter. | 1.3949 | 0.03679 | 314 | 219 | 66 | 29 |
231 | Macy's said they've chosen you to be one of the balloons in this year's White Male Privilege float. | 1.3949 | 0.03679 | 314 | 219 | 66 | 29 |
232 | Do I see what? | 1.3938 | 0.03288 | 320 | 211 | 92 | 17 |
233 | I didn't want to do this, but you HAVE to see how bad that moustache looks. | 1.3937 | 0.03697 | 315 | 221 | 64 | 30 |
234 | Your own balloon in the parade? That's how you spent all that lottery money? | 1.3929 | 0.03643 | 308 | 213 | 69 | 26 |
235 | Look what I got with our Macy's Reward Card. | 1.3923 | 0.03501 | 311 | 211 | 78 | 22 |
236 | Hilarious balloon - check out the bald head and dopey mustache! | 1.3922 | 0.03659 | 306 | 212 | 68 | 26 |
237 | I told you we'd never have privacy in this doll house! | 1.3917 | 0.03676 | 314 | 220 | 65 | 29 |
238 | Look, dear! Midlife crisis finally made it into the parade. | 1.3914 | 0.03524 | 304 | 206 | 77 | 21 |
239 | Wow, big brother really IS watching you. | 1.3907 | 0.03540 | 302 | 205 | 76 | 21 |
240 | This wine is kickass!! | 1.3907 | 0.03751 | 302 | 212 | 62 | 28 |
241 | Honey, remember when I spent $50,000 and refused to tell you what for? | 1.3891 | 0.03677 | 293 | 202 | 68 | 23 |
242 | It’s only weird if you make eye contact with him. | 1.3887 | 0.03546 | 301 | 205 | 75 | 21 |
243 | We all see in Snoopy what we want to see. | 1.3885 | 0.03489 | 296 | 199 | 79 | 18 |
244 | Happy birthday honey! The condo board can’t ignore you now! | 1.3885 | 0.03712 | 296 | 206 | 65 | 25 |
245 | Just how high up on the Macy's ladder are you!? | 1.3882 | 0.03265 | 304 | 199 | 92 | 13 |
246 | He’s so sweet to stock his doll house with the good champagne! | 1.3880 | 0.03834 | 299 | 213 | 56 | 30 |
247 | Of course it's Macy's. Amazon uses drones. | 1.3874 | 0.03628 | 302 | 209 | 69 | 24 |
248 | All that time at Macy’s really paid off! | 1.3870 | 0.03586 | 292 | 199 | 73 | 20 |
249 | How do you like it honey? It was free if you opened an account at Macy’s this month. | 1.3870 | 0.03683 | 292 | 202 | 67 | 23 |
250 | It's so you! | 1.3862 | 0.03535 | 290 | 196 | 76 | 18 |
251 | Nigel, you always think it's about you. | 1.3862 | 0.03700 | 290 | 201 | 66 | 23 |
252 | So your mother did get appointed to the parade board. | 1.3857 | 0.03767 | 293 | 206 | 61 | 26 |
253 | You think this is bad? My old apartment was six floors down. | 1.3849 | 0.03458 | 291 | 200 | 72 | 19 |
254 | We are going to need a bigger bottle. | 1.3849 | 0.03388 | 291 | 193 | 84 | 14 |
255 | So this must be that Big Brother you keep talking about, George! | 1.3849 | 0.03847 | 291 | 207 | 56 | 28 |
256 | If you think this is a weird view try going down a few floors. | 1.3849 | 0.03785 | 291 | 205 | 60 | 26 |
257 | I don't know why you can't just keep your existential dread inside like the rest of us. | 1.3849 | 0.03592 | 291 | 199 | 72 | 20 |
258 | For Heaven's sake Myrtle, tell him the Macy's parade is on Central Park West. | 1.3846 | 0.03927 | 286 | 205 | 52 | 29 |
259 | I suppose you don't need an introduction. | 1.3841 | 0.03674 | 289 | 200 | 67 | 22 |
260 | So are you identical or fraternal? I always mix them up. | 1.3841 | 0.03608 | 289 | 198 | 71 | 20 |
261 | It's part of Macy's CRISPR DNA line. | 1.3841 | 0.03707 | 289 | 201 | 65 | 23 |
262 | Kafka’s punishment for public selfies. | 1.3833 | 0.03658 | 287 | 198 | 68 | 21 |
263 | Best 'First Date' gift EVER, right? | 1.3833 | 0.03691 | 287 | 199 | 66 | 22 |
264 | I won the Macy's Thanksgiving Day parade float raffle. | 1.3833 | 0.03691 | 287 | 199 | 66 | 22 |
265 | Look honey, it's that nice man who works at the nuclear plant. | 1.3831 | 0.03909 | 261 | 182 | 58 | 21 |
266 | Now THAT'S branding. | 1.3828 | 0.03463 | 290 | 195 | 79 | 16 |
267 | What do you think of the new facial recognition technology? | 1.3825 | 0.03573 | 285 | 194 | 73 | 18 |
268 | What's in this wine? | 1.3825 | 0.03607 | 285 | 195 | 71 | 19 |
269 | Your dad's here. | 1.3814 | 0.04110 | 236 | 165 | 52 | 19 |
270 | Oh that reminds me, the cloning company called and said there was a slight problem. | 1.3803 | 0.03579 | 284 | 194 | 72 | 18 |
271 | That has to be the ugliest Macy’s balloon ever, right Stan? | 1.3786 | 0.03716 | 280 | 195 | 64 | 21 |
272 | Come quick honey, look in this window. There is a tiny little me, and a wee little you. | 1.3782 | 0.03935 | 275 | 197 | 52 | 26 |
273 | Just how much Macy's stock did you buy? | 1.3778 | 0.03663 | 270 | 185 | 68 | 17 |
274 | Ha! Look at this one! These parade giant balloons look more ridiculous every year, don’t you think so Harold? | 1.3778 | 0.03663 | 270 | 185 | 68 | 17 |
275 | He says he's looking for one pill that makes him small. | 1.3778 | 0.04104 | 225 | 156 | 53 | 16 |
276 | You’re in the parade? | 1.3777 | 0.03555 | 278 | 189 | 73 | 16 |
277 | Drinking only makes your worst problems bigger. | 1.3777 | 0.03802 | 278 | 196 | 59 | 23 |
278 | Apparently Big Brother IS watching... | 1.3768 | 0.03821 | 276 | 195 | 58 | 23 |
279 | Looks like your idiot brother's relapsed on helium again. | 1.3764 | 0.03835 | 271 | 191 | 58 | 22 |
280 | You ARE always outside looking in! | 1.3759 | 0.03698 | 266 | 183 | 66 | 17 |
281 | I told you that I grabbed the aspirin from Billy's room. Why do you ask? | 1.3759 | 0.03805 | 274 | 193 | 59 | 22 |
282 | Don't make this about you. | 1.3755 | 0.03744 | 269 | 187 | 63 | 19 |
283 | I don't know about you but this martini is making me see things way out of proportion. | 1.3755 | 0.03854 | 269 | 190 | 57 | 22 |
284 | Congratulations, you made it into the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade! | 1.3755 | 0.03800 | 269 | 191 | 56 | 22 |
285 | What do you mean, your father 'looms over' your life? | 1.3750 | 0.03823 | 272 | 192 | 58 | 22 |
286 | Really Steve, the Macy’s parade? Why can’t you have a midlife crisis like other men? | 1.3750 | 0.03752 | 272 | 190 | 62 | 20 |
287 | These parade floats get creepier every year. | 1.3745 | 0.03649 | 267 | 183 | 68 | 16 |
288 | Fine, Bill, on your tombstone I'll make sure to write you were larger than life. | 1.3745 | 0.03687 | 267 | 184 | 66 | 17 |
289 | I’m just saying...there are better ways to get your face out there. | 1.3745 | 0.03649 | 267 | 183 | 68 | 16 |
290 | They put you behind Snoopy. | 1.3745 | 0.03610 | 267 | 182 | 70 | 15 |
291 | Hunny, who did you say you sold your stem cells to again? | 1.3745 | 0.03725 | 267 | 185 | 64 | 18 |
292 | Do we have any large wine glasses? | 1.3745 | 0.03174 | 267 | 184 | 71 | 12 |
293 | Happy Thanksgiving, honey — just don't look at the Macy's bill this month. | 1.3736 | 0.03743 | 265 | 184 | 63 | 18 |
294 | But you're right next to SpongeBob SquarePants! | 1.3736 | 0.03705 | 265 | 183 | 65 | 17 |
295 | When you said the cloning experiment was a big failure, what exactly did you mean? | 1.3736 | 0.03587 | 265 | 180 | 71 | 14 |
296 | That's big of you. | 1.3736 | 0.03856 | 265 | 187 | 57 | 21 |
297 | I thought you said you were going to keep a low profile until the hearings are over? | 1.3736 | 0.03743 | 265 | 184 | 63 | 18 |
298 | He just needs a place to stay until the parade. | 1.3731 | 0.03676 | 268 | 185 | 66 | 17 |
299 | Well, will you just look at you! | 1.3731 | 0.03897 | 268 | 191 | 54 | 23 |
300 | It's not Big Brother. It's just your big brother. | 1.3731 | 0.03751 | 268 | 187 | 62 | 19 |
301 | Ronald... I guess I should tell you I’ve been seeing someone. | 1.3731 | 0.03714 | 268 | 186 | 64 | 18 |
302 | No, I see it too. | 1.3731 | 0.03358 | 268 | 177 | 82 | 9 |
303 | I'll call Macy's, you find a pin. | 1.3731 | 0.03861 | 268 | 190 | 56 | 22 |
304 | You know how you’ve always dreamt of being in the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade, sweetheart? Surprise! | 1.3726 | 0.03913 | 263 | 187 | 54 | 22 |
305 | I’ve got to stop drinking. | 1.3726 | 0.03644 | 263 | 180 | 68 | 15 |
306 | Hun, did you invite your ego over for a drink without telling me? | 1.3726 | 0.03913 | 263 | 187 | 54 | 22 |
307 | ...and he’s naked! | 1.3726 | 0.03913 | 263 | 187 | 54 | 22 |
308 | You inflate everything out of proportion. | 1.3722 | 0.03693 | 266 | 184 | 65 | 17 |
309 | Wow, not only does that balloon look just like you, but it’s also full of hot air! | 1.3716 | 0.03857 | 261 | 184 | 57 | 20 |
310 | Well, you know what they say . . . Wherever you go, there you are. | 1.3716 | 0.03701 | 261 | 180 | 65 | 16 |
311 | So, has the acid kicked in yet? | 1.3716 | 0.03895 | 261 | 185 | 55 | 21 |
312 | I'm not sure I should have given you two of those blue pills for Thanksgiving, honey... | 1.3716 | 0.03933 | 261 | 186 | 53 | 22 |
313 | I entered you in the Macy's Thanksgiving Day parade. | 1.3716 | 0.03741 | 261 | 181 | 63 | 17 |
314 | He'd like to borrow a cup of thyroid medicine. | 1.3716 | 0.03895 | 261 | 185 | 55 | 21 |
315 | And you thought the wine had a 'big nose'! | 1.3716 | 0.03857 | 261 | 184 | 57 | 20 |
316 | No, I don’t think your nose is too big. Why do you ask? | 1.3712 | 0.03750 | 264 | 184 | 62 | 18 |
317 | Why didn't you mention you had a big brother?" | 1.3712 | 0.03672 | 264 | 182 | 66 | 16 |
318 | Do you remember that contest we entered at Macy's? | 1.3712 | 0.03633 | 264 | 181 | 68 | 15 |
319 | You’ve gone viral. | 1.3707 | 0.03658 | 259 | 185 | 55 | 19 |
320 | Dad, there’s someone I want you to meet. | 1.3705 | 0.03882 | 251 | 176 | 57 | 18 |
321 | You and your inflated ego... | 1.3702 | 0.03690 | 262 | 181 | 65 | 16 |
322 | See, I told you I knew someone at Macy's. | 1.3702 | 0.03709 | 262 | 184 | 60 | 18 |
323 | So one little oopsie in the lab. Stop catastrophizing, Jimmy. | 1.3696 | 0.03857 | 257 | 181 | 57 | 19 |
324 | George, what did your analyst say about projecting? | 1.3692 | 0.03626 | 260 | 178 | 68 | 14 |
325 | Hammacher Schlemmer. It keeps the pigeons away. | 1.3692 | 0.03787 | 260 | 182 | 60 | 18 |
326 | Finally a Macy's float I can relate to. | 1.3690 | 0.03744 | 252 | 174 | 63 | 15 |
327 | It's a reminder to quit while you're a head. | 1.3686 | 0.03956 | 255 | 182 | 52 | 21 |
328 | You're a balloon! I didn't know you were that important. | 1.3676 | 0.03937 | 253 | 180 | 53 | 20 |
329 | Maybe now you'll trim your nose hair. | 1.3676 | 0.03897 | 253 | 179 | 55 | 19 |
330 | Hark! Your pate through yonder window breaks. | 1.3676 | 0.03815 | 253 | 177 | 59 | 17 |
331 | I preferred the old days, when the Russians used technology to spy on us. | 1.3672 | 0.03784 | 256 | 179 | 60 | 17 |
332 | it's the neighbor from across the way. He just has the telescope turned the wrong way | 1.3672 | 0.03864 | 256 | 181 | 56 | 19 |
333 | Now that you mention it, I do see the resemblance. | 1.3672 | 0.03784 | 256 | 179 | 60 | 17 |
334 | See you are full of hot air! | 1.3665 | 0.03835 | 251 | 176 | 58 | 17 |
335 | Just wait honey, my mother is next. | 1.3665 | 0.03876 | 251 | 177 | 56 | 18 |
336 | I expected Big Brother to be a bit more subtle. | 1.3665 | 0.03751 | 251 | 174 | 62 | 15 |
337 | I should have warned you. I come from a big family. | 1.3661 | 0.03636 | 254 | 174 | 67 | 13 |
338 | I told you we should have waited for FDA approval. | 1.3661 | 0.03678 | 254 | 175 | 65 | 14 |
339 | Here's looking at you . . . looking at him, looking at you. | 1.3655 | 0.03769 | 249 | 173 | 61 | 15 |
340 | You know all those nude photos I took of you? Surprise! | 1.3655 | 0.03854 | 249 | 175 | 57 | 17 |
341 | Well then, let me float this one by you. | 1.3651 | 0.03739 | 252 | 175 | 62 | 15 |
342 | I think it’s time for the parade to update their balloons. Charlie Brown has not aged well. | 1.3648 | 0.03686 | 244 | 167 | 65 | 12 |
343 | I guess your mother really is in charge of the balloons for the parade this year. | 1.3644 | 0.03701 | 247 | 170 | 64 | 13 |
344 | No, I don't think you're a narcissist. | 1.3644 | 0.03788 | 247 | 172 | 60 | 15 |
345 | Artificial intelligence update, big brother really is watching. | 1.3644 | 0.03788 | 247 | 172 | 60 | 15 |
346 | Look, Harold - it's a float of a neglectful husband whose total lack of communication has led to a breakdown in marital intimacy. | 1.3644 | 0.03832 | 247 | 173 | 58 | 16 |
347 | Don't despair - everyone knows the helium adds ten years and ten pounds. | 1.3640 | 0.03925 | 250 | 178 | 53 | 19 |
348 | Makeup mirrors don't lie. You should trim your nose hair. | 1.3640 | 0.03965 | 250 | 179 | 51 | 20 |
349 | Remember you wanted to be in the Macy's parade when you were a kid? Surprise! | 1.3633 | 0.03808 | 245 | 171 | 59 | 15 |
350 | I hope he's wearing pants. | 1.3621 | 0.03691 | 243 | 167 | 64 | 12 |
351 | You have a rather inflated opinion of yourself! | 1.3621 | 0.03598 | 243 | 165 | 68 | 10 |
352 | I know I’ve seen that face somewhere before. | 1.3621 | 0.03915 | 243 | 172 | 54 | 17 |
353 | The therapist said we need to work on perspective. | 1.3621 | 0.03598 | 243 | 165 | 68 | 10 |
354 | Aw, c’mon, I thought you’d like it! | 1.3621 | 0.03782 | 243 | 169 | 60 | 14 |
355 | '"After all these years, the parade balloons start to look so familiar!" | 1.3621 | 0.03871 | 243 | 171 | 56 | 16 |
356 | If you didn't want to be a parade balloon, why didn't you say so? | 1.3618 | 0.03966 | 246 | 176 | 51 | 19 |
357 | Oh, I forget to mention, you're big brother called. He's in town and going to stop by. | 1.3618 | 0.04049 | 246 | 178 | 47 | 21 |
358 | Do you ever feel as though you're on the outside of your own life...looking in? | 1.3613 | 0.03741 | 238 | 164 | 62 | 12 |
359 | Remember how I told you my ex was one of the giants of Wall Street? | 1.3610 | 0.03802 | 241 | 168 | 59 | 14 |
360 | Separated at birth, huh? Where’d he grow up...Three Mile Island? | 1.3598 | 0.03912 | 239 | 169 | 54 | 16 |
361 | For Christmas, I decided to inflate your ego! | 1.3598 | 0.03821 | 239 | 167 | 58 | 14 |
362 | Call me a traditionalist, but I prefer Snoopy and SpongeBob | 1.3598 | 0.03867 | 239 | 168 | 56 | 15 |
363 | Are you fraternal or identical? | 1.3598 | 0.03775 | 239 | 166 | 60 | 13 |
364 | It's Daddy again. He wants to know when we're getting married. | 1.3598 | 0.03957 | 239 | 170 | 52 | 17 |
365 | When did you grow a mustache? | 1.3598 | 0.03957 | 239 | 170 | 52 | 17 |
366 | Does size matter? | 1.3598 | 0.03867 | 239 | 168 | 56 | 15 |
367 | You wouldn't want to live on the fifth floor. | 1.3598 | 0.03912 | 239 | 169 | 54 | 16 |
368 | It's your balloon entry in the Parade of Narcissists. | 1.3598 | 0.03821 | 239 | 167 | 58 | 14 |
369 | It's full of hot air just like you. | 1.3595 | 0.03766 | 242 | 171 | 56 | 15 |
370 | So it's not the Macy's refund you wanted, but isn't this better? | 1.3595 | 0.04009 | 242 | 174 | 49 | 19 |
371 | Well, if you don't like this funhouse mirror I put in the dining room, perhaps you'll appreciate the one I hung over our bed. | 1.3595 | 0.04051 | 242 | 175 | 47 | 20 |
372 | It’s from Macy’s. | 1.3595 | 0.03697 | 242 | 167 | 63 | 12 |
373 | I am getting you a nosehair clipper for Christmas this year. | 1.3595 | 0.03834 | 242 | 170 | 57 | 15 |
374 | Look dear, it's your ego. | 1.3586 | 0.03841 | 237 | 166 | 57 | 14 |
375 | That is not what I meant by self-reflection. | 1.3586 | 0.03794 | 237 | 170 | 51 | 16 |
376 | Macy's targeted advertising has gotten really impressive this year! | 1.3586 | 0.03933 | 237 | 168 | 53 | 16 |
377 | Look Honey, I entered you into the Macy's Thanksgiving Parade! | 1.3586 | 0.04154 | 237 | 173 | 43 | 21 |
378 | It looks nothing like you. Don’t get a big head. | 1.3583 | 0.03987 | 240 | 172 | 50 | 18 |
379 | This is not what I expected the Surveillance State to look like . | 1.3574 | 0.04134 | 235 | 171 | 44 | 20 |
380 | I told you you have an inflated ego. | 1.3574 | 0.03766 | 235 | 163 | 60 | 12 |
381 | I feel sorry for anyone living on the fourth floor. | 1.3574 | 0.03954 | 235 | 167 | 52 | 16 |
382 | I think it's starting to kick in, dear, are you feeling anything, yet? | 1.3574 | 0.03814 | 235 | 164 | 58 | 13 |
383 | This Macy's Day Parade float sure is ugly - what were they thinking? | 1.3574 | 0.03861 | 235 | 165 | 56 | 14 |
384 | You are so over-inflated! | 1.3574 | 0.03814 | 235 | 164 | 58 | 13 |
385 | I’ll check downstairs if it’s accurately deflated. | 1.3574 | 0.04000 | 235 | 168 | 50 | 17 |
386 | It's about time Macy's Parade honored the common man. | 1.3571 | 0.03781 | 238 | 166 | 59 | 13 |
387 | Honestly! Sometimes I think that your ego could fill an entire room! | 1.3562 | 0.03929 | 233 | 165 | 53 | 15 |
388 | I just love the Macy's Accountant Day Parade! | 1.3562 | 0.04022 | 233 | 167 | 49 | 17 |
389 | He says he's you cousin from Chernobyl | 1.3562 | 0.03881 | 233 | 164 | 55 | 14 |
390 | Did you sponsor a float in this year’s parade? | 1.3559 | 0.03940 | 236 | 168 | 52 | 16 |
391 | Between a forty-something accountant and a giant radioactive lizard monster, which would you rather have terrorizing the city?" | 1.3553 | 0.04034 | 228 | 163 | 49 | 16 |
392 | Which one of you is the clone? | 1.3550 | 0.03997 | 231 | 165 | 50 | 16 |
393 | I’m sorry about your brother’s pituitary condition, but he has to use the front door like everybody else. | 1.3550 | 0.04044 | 231 | 166 | 48 | 17 |
394 | I see you found my make-up mirror. | 1.3550 | 0.04044 | 231 | 166 | 48 | 17 |
395 | Should I flash you? | 1.3550 | 0.03243 | 231 | 163 | 59 | 9 |
396 | You should see your face! | 1.3550 | 0.03704 | 231 | 159 | 62 | 10 |
397 | So when did you plan on introducing me to your id? | 1.3550 | 0.03902 | 231 | 163 | 54 | 14 |
398 | You said it yourself - that I "deserved a better you". | 1.3550 | 0.03853 | 231 | 162 | 56 | 13 |
399 | Darling, I think your ego just got blown up. | 1.3550 | 0.03902 | 231 | 163 | 54 | 14 |
400 | Look honey! The midlife crisis balloon is passing by! | 1.3545 | 0.03981 | 220 | 155 | 52 | 13 |
401 | Honey, it’s the Average White Man float! | 1.3537 | 0.03824 | 229 | 160 | 57 | 12 |
402 | A toast! Here's looking at you! | 1.3537 | 0.03923 | 229 | 162 | 53 | 14 |
403 | You want to to live in Manhattan, - you're going to have some privacy issues.. | 1.3537 | 0.03671 | 229 | 157 | 63 | 9 |
404 | And the view has the skyline and hairline. | 1.3537 | 0.03971 | 229 | 163 | 51 | 15 |
405 | I think the absinthe is kicking in. | 1.3537 | 0.04019 | 229 | 164 | 49 | 16 |
406 | At first Sharon's balloon hobby seemed charming. But lately, Peter wasn't so sure. | 1.3537 | 0.03923 | 229 | 162 | 53 | 14 |
407 | It’s the Macy’s Day Parade, Mr. Macy. | 1.3537 | 0.03774 | 229 | 159 | 59 | 11 |
408 | I think you are overblown. | 1.3537 | 0.03824 | 229 | 160 | 57 | 12 |
409 | You weren't kidding when you said you were in the Macy's Day parade! | 1.3537 | 0.03923 | 229 | 162 | 53 | 14 |
410 | Wow honey, if that's not the ugliest float ever. Anyways what did you bring me out here to see? | 1.3537 | 0.03923 | 229 | 162 | 53 | 14 |
411 | This is your first Macy’s parade on acid, amiright? | 1.3537 | 0.03971 | 229 | 163 | 51 | 15 |
412 | You didn't tell me you were inviting your ego to dinner. | 1.3537 | 0.04019 | 229 | 164 | 49 | 16 |
413 | Dad’s here. | 1.3537 | 0.04067 | 229 | 165 | 47 | 17 |
414 | Whenever you drink you start projecting. | 1.3527 | 0.04128 | 224 | 162 | 45 | 17 |
415 | This explains why your Macy's card is maxed out. | 1.3524 | 0.03844 | 227 | 159 | 56 | 12 |
416 | Remember when I told you I'm seeing someone on the side? Well... | 1.3524 | 0.04042 | 227 | 163 | 48 | 16 |
417 | Oh, big surprise - another narcissist who's full of hot air. | 1.3524 | 0.04137 | 227 | 165 | 44 | 18 |
418 | Harold, what on earth did you do to get into the Macy's parade? | 1.3524 | 0.03993 | 227 | 162 | 50 | 15 |
419 | He said he is lost, and he is looking for the Thanksgiving parade | 1.3524 | 0.03944 | 227 | 161 | 52 | 14 |
420 | I'm sorry, Fred, but if you look over the ledge, you'll see why I'm leaving you between the fifth and seventh floors. | 1.3524 | 0.04184 | 227 | 166 | 42 | 19 |
421 | And you still claim you are not full of hot air? | 1.3524 | 0.03689 | 227 | 156 | 62 | 9 |
422 | Honey, it’s nice but I would have preferred if Mr. Macy just gave you a raise. | 1.3514 | 0.03684 | 222 | 152 | 62 | 8 |
423 | How do you like the new version of Windows? | 1.3509 | 0.04027 | 228 | 164 | 48 | 16 |
424 | Happy Thanksgiving and congratulations on being voted Macy's Employee of the Year! | 1.3498 | 0.04137 | 223 | 162 | 44 | 17 |
425 | Hey Bob, have you ever had an out of body experience? | 1.3498 | 0.03937 | 223 | 158 | 52 | 13 |
426 | Funny, I always thought "big brother" was more of a metaphor. | 1.3498 | 0.04038 | 223 | 160 | 48 | 15 |
427 | Harold intended to impress Janet with his Thanksgiving balloon, but now he is having second thoughts. | 1.3498 | 0.04038 | 223 | 160 | 48 | 15 |
428 | Who knew it was your big brother who was watching? | 1.3498 | 0.03988 | 223 | 159 | 50 | 14 |
429 | It's a merlot, Harold. Any side effects from drinking wine with your new medication? | 1.3495 | 0.04265 | 206 | 149 | 42 | 15 |
430 | When you said nosey neighbor, you weren’t kidding!” | 1.3484 | 0.03853 | 221 | 155 | 55 | 11 |
431 | I heard this wine has a giant following. | 1.3484 | 0.04061 | 221 | 159 | 47 | 15 |
432 | Excellent aroma, body, with a hint of peach, lemon and LSD. | 1.3476 | 0.04096 | 210 | 150 | 47 | 13 |
433 | No one likes the look of their own float! | 1.3474 | 0.04001 | 213 | 151 | 50 | 12 |
434 | I always said you were full of hot air! | 1.3470 | 0.03764 | 219 | 152 | 58 | 9 |
435 | Everyone says go big or go home. I went big and stayed home. | 1.3470 | 0.04235 | 219 | 161 | 40 | 18 |
436 | Don't mind him, he just likes to watch. | 1.3470 | 0.03873 | 219 | 154 | 54 | 11 |
437 | Did you check your permissions on the Macy's app? | 1.3468 | 0.04194 | 222 | 163 | 41 | 18 |
438 | No, he’s wearing pants. | 1.3468 | 0.03731 | 222 | 154 | 59 | 9 |
439 | What in hell did you put in this drink? | 1.3458 | 0.04040 | 214 | 153 | 48 | 13 |
440 | It took a full blown Macy's float for you to realize you look like Hitler? I've been telling you to shave that thing for years | 1.3458 | 0.04148 | 214 | 155 | 44 | 15 |
441 | Harold! You never told me you were going to be in the Thanksgiving Parade! | 1.3458 | 0.03874 | 214 | 150 | 54 | 10 |
442 | Sweetheart! You’re in the Macy’s Day Parade! | 1.3456 | 0.04002 | 217 | 155 | 49 | 13 |
443 | I told you not to piss off that balloon maker. | 1.3456 | 0.03949 | 217 | 154 | 51 | 12 |
444 | Look, honey, it’s your Uncle Gulliver! | 1.3443 | 0.04008 | 212 | 151 | 49 | 12 |
445 | I am experiencing an unusual interaction with my medication. | 1.3443 | 0.04172 | 212 | 154 | 43 | 15 |
446 | If you don’t mind, I’m going down to the Cohan’s in 3C for a quick look-see. | 1.3443 | 0.04428 | 183 | 132 | 39 | 12 |
447 | Drinking only makes your problems larger. | 1.3440 | 0.03934 | 218 | 155 | 51 | 12 |
448 | Honey, the apartment inspector has a few questions for you. | 1.3433 | 0.04092 | 201 | 143 | 47 | 11 |
449 | He says Rudy sent him and he's looking for dirt. | 1.3429 | 0.04197 | 210 | 153 | 42 | 15 |
450 | When you said you would be at the parade, I had no idea! | 1.3429 | 0.03916 | 210 | 148 | 52 | 10 |
451 | The Macy’s Thanksgiving parade folks wanted an OK Boomer model so I volunteered you. | 1.3413 | 0.03878 | 208 | 146 | 53 | 9 |
452 | I don’t see it Karen, he looks nothing like me. | 1.3412 | 0.04126 | 211 | 153 | 44 | 14 |
453 | Your inflated ego is in the parade! | 1.3399 | 0.04177 | 203 | 147 | 43 | 13 |
454 | Before you refill that glass, I think you should take a good long look at yourself. | 1.3398 | 0.04248 | 206 | 151 | 40 | 15 |
455 | If it’s not the Thanksgiving Day Parade, we’re in big trouble! | 1.3398 | 0.04078 | 206 | 148 | 46 | 12 |
456 | Meet my new lover Sydney, he's 200 times the man you ever were Harold | 1.3383 | 0.04261 | 201 | 147 | 40 | 14 |
457 | Wow, the parade is so personalized this year! | 1.3383 | 0.04021 | 201 | 143 | 48 | 10 |
458 | Oh look! Macy's took your suggestion! | 1.3383 | 0.03895 | 201 | 141 | 52 | 8 |
459 | When you said you were going to be be a float this Thanksgiving, I thought you just meant drunk! | 1.3383 | 0.04021 | 201 | 143 | 48 | 10 |
460 | Yes, but it does keep the pigeons away. | 1.3382 | 0.03921 | 204 | 144 | 51 | 9 |
461 | This explains your inflated sense of self. | 1.3366 | 0.03942 | 202 | 143 | 50 | 9 |
462 | NOW tell me you can't see all those blocked pores | 1.3366 | 0.04185 | 202 | 147 | 42 | 13 |
463 | Is that really what my mustache looks like? | 1.3366 | 0.04243 | 202 | 148 | 40 | 14 |
464 | You have to take a selfie with it. | 1.3366 | 0.04313 | 205 | 152 | 37 | 16 |
465 | Do you ever get the feeling you're on the outside looking in? | 1.3366 | 0.04143 | 205 | 149 | 43 | 13 |
466 | That's the last time I stay up late watching a "Twilite Zone" marathon. | 1.3366 | 0.04026 | 205 | 147 | 47 | 11 |
467 | It's our neighbor from downstairs; do we need anything from Costco? | 1.3366 | 0.04313 | 205 | 152 | 37 | 16 |
468 | So how did Macy's take your "debunking Santa" column? | 1.3366 | 0.04085 | 205 | 148 | 45 | 12 |
469 | We really need some window curtains. | 1.3366 | 0.04143 | 205 | 149 | 43 | 13 |
470 | I'm so proud. You left your ego outside. | 1.3366 | 0.03905 | 205 | 145 | 51 | 9 |
471 | So, does becoming Macys' employee of the month come with any benefits? | 1.3350 | 0.03901 | 200 | 141 | 51 | 8 |
472 | I know it doesn't show your chin. You don't have a chin. | 1.3350 | 0.04150 | 200 | 145 | 43 | 12 |
473 | Yes I know John, but I promise size doesn’t really matter to me! | 1.3350 | 0.04089 | 200 | 144 | 45 | 11 |
474 | So this stuff supposedly expands the mind? I don't see it | 1.3350 | 0.04328 | 200 | 148 | 37 | 15 |
475 | Look honey, the Hair Club For Men float. | 1.3350 | 0.04150 | 200 | 145 | 43 | 12 |
476 | Wow, that Macy's Rewards Program is really something! | 1.3350 | 0.04089 | 200 | 144 | 45 | 11 |
477 | Um....remember that clinical trial your dad was on? | 1.3350 | 0.04089 | 200 | 144 | 45 | 11 |
478 | I didn’t know your brother was in town. | 1.3350 | 0.04089 | 200 | 144 | 45 | 11 |
479 | Can’t your brother just text like everyone else? | 1.3350 | 0.03901 | 200 | 141 | 51 | 8 |
480 | I've never been with someone who had their own parade balloon before. | 1.3350 | 0.04150 | 200 | 145 | 43 | 12 |
481 | You're right, he does have your eyes. | 1.3350 | 0.04049 | 203 | 146 | 46 | 11 |
482 | I knew it! You are somebody. | 1.3350 | 0.03927 | 203 | 144 | 50 | 9 |
483 | Oh my gosh, they’re actually nose hairs. | 1.3350 | 0.04226 | 203 | 149 | 40 | 14 |
484 | It’s not me, it’s you. | 1.3350 | 0.04226 | 203 | 149 | 40 | 14 |
485 | I love absinthe! | 1.3350 | 0.04109 | 203 | 147 | 44 | 12 |
486 | I told Harvey to give us a heads up when he’s on his way over. | 1.3350 | 0.04049 | 203 | 146 | 46 | 11 |
487 | You have an inflated ego. | 1.3350 | 0.03988 | 203 | 145 | 48 | 10 |
488 | Here's looking at you! | 1.3350 | 0.04068 | 206 | 149 | 45 | 12 |
489 | "Come on, dear. It's the holidays, he's family, and he can't find a hotel room. | 1.3350 | 0.04183 | 206 | 151 | 41 | 14 |
490 | If we were just one floor higher, this would be a total non-issue. | 1.3333 | 0.04113 | 198 | 143 | 44 | 11 |
491 | Five words I never thought I’d say: that is big of you. | 1.3333 | 0.04252 | 201 | 148 | 39 | 14 |
492 | No one can say success hasn't gone to your head. | 1.3333 | 0.04072 | 201 | 145 | 45 | 11 |
493 | So I guess something did come out of that Macy’s casting call. | 1.3333 | 0.04042 | 201 | 147 | 42 | 12 |
494 | Henry, did you remember to send your father a birthday card ? | 1.3333 | 0.04193 | 201 | 147 | 41 | 13 |
495 | Dude, I'm starting to feel it. Has it hit you, yet? | 1.3333 | 0.04310 | 201 | 149 | 37 | 15 |
496 | ...I can’t wait to check out the anatomical correctness. | 1.3333 | 0.04193 | 201 | 147 | 41 | 13 |
497 | I have this strange feeling we're being watched. | 1.3333 | 0.03754 | 201 | 140 | 55 | 6 |
498 | Fred the Flasher again. Glad we moved up from the 12th floor. | 1.3333 | 0.04367 | 201 | 150 | 35 | 16 |
499 | I heard your cloning experiment ran into a few glitches... | 1.3333 | 0.03948 | 201 | 143 | 49 | 9 |
500 | Is this another one of your big headed ideas? | 1.3333 | 0.03948 | 201 | 143 | 49 | 9 |
501 | Objects in the mirror may appear larger than they are. | 1.3333 | 0.04133 | 201 | 146 | 43 | 12 |
502 | How's the mescal? | 1.3333 | 0.03948 | 201 | 143 | 49 | 9 |
503 | We'll never get that nose print cleaned. | 1.3333 | 0.04193 | 201 | 147 | 41 | 13 |
504 | Are you okay Fred? You look like you've seen a ghost. | 1.3333 | 0.04133 | 201 | 146 | 43 | 12 |
505 | You can never be the bigger man, can you Larry!? | 1.3316 | 0.03914 | 193 | 136 | 50 | 7 |
506 | You may not find it flattering, but at least it's not wearing a diaper | 1.3316 | 0.04370 | 193 | 143 | 36 | 14 |
507 | Big Brother really is watching | 1.3316 | 0.04116 | 193 | 139 | 44 | 10 |
508 | Okay. Size does matter. | 1.3299 | 0.04163 | 194 | 141 | 42 | 11 |
509 | It's the Macy's voyeur float. | 1.3299 | 0.04098 | 194 | 140 | 44 | 10 |
510 | This is my ex, but don't worry. Size doesn't matter. | 1.3299 | 0.04289 | 194 | 143 | 38 | 13 |
511 | I just realized: you’re not really a handsome man. | 1.3299 | 0.04472 | 194 | 146 | 32 | 16 |
512 | I told you not to book our vacation with Gullivers Travels! | 1.3299 | 0.04351 | 194 | 144 | 36 | 14 |
513 | You sly dog; you didn't tell me you were in the parade! | 1.3299 | 0.03829 | 194 | 136 | 52 | 6 |
514 | This takes “peeping tom” to a whole new level. | 1.3299 | 0.04098 | 194 | 140 | 44 | 10 |
515 | Oh get over yourself, Frank— that New Yorker balloon does NOT look just like you. | 1.3299 | 0.03966 | 194 | 138 | 48 | 8 |
516 | For my birthday I had this anatomically correct balloon of you made. It's exactly like you but 20 times bigger... Oh, and I want a divorce. | 1.3299 | 0.04289 | 194 | 143 | 38 | 13 |
517 | Unfortunately they don't make sufficiently large pants. | 1.3299 | 0.04098 | 194 | 140 | 44 | 10 |
518 | I told you absinthe would make viewing the Thanksgiving Day Parade less boring | 1.3299 | 0.04289 | 194 | 143 | 38 | 13 |
519 | You must love the view. | 1.3282 | 0.04081 | 195 | 141 | 44 | 10 |
520 | I don't think he knows we can see him. | 1.3282 | 0.04145 | 195 | 142 | 42 | 11 |
521 | Still don’t believe you’re a giant windbag? | 1.3282 | 0.04271 | 195 | 144 | 38 | 13 |
522 | So you blew your salary on a Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade vanity balloon? | 1.3282 | 0.04208 | 195 | 143 | 40 | 12 |
523 | Oh, so sweet! Your big brother is watching you! | 1.3282 | 0.04208 | 195 | 143 | 40 | 12 |
524 | My mother always said that you'd never be a balloon in the Thanksgiving Day Parade. You showed her! | 1.3282 | 0.04271 | 195 | 144 | 38 | 13 |
525 | Oh, Don, size isn't everything! | 1.3282 | 0.04208 | 195 | 143 | 40 | 12 |
526 | Why didn't you tell me you were in this year's Macy's Parade? | 1.3282 | 0.04145 | 195 | 142 | 42 | 11 |
527 | Has this worked on other dating apps? | 1.3282 | 0.04208 | 195 | 143 | 40 | 12 |
528 | You, know, you're right. I do see the resemblance. | 1.3281 | 0.04188 | 192 | 140 | 41 | 11 |
529 | Here's looking at you George | 1.3281 | 0.04123 | 192 | 139 | 43 | 10 |
530 | It’s still less inflated than your ego. | 1.3281 | 0.04188 | 192 | 140 | 41 | 11 |
531 | This is a huge people watching spot. | 1.3281 | 0.04188 | 192 | 140 | 41 | 11 |
532 | Larry's therapist said his projecting had escalated, but he hadn't expected this. | 1.3281 | 0.04022 | 192 | 140 | 42 | 10 |
533 | Oh, look! Another one of your big ideas, coming back to bite you! | 1.3281 | 0.04188 | 192 | 140 | 41 | 11 |
534 | Macy's got my letter! | 1.3281 | 0.03919 | 192 | 136 | 49 | 7 |
535 | Wow! Winning the caption contest really did make you famous! | 1.3281 | 0.04253 | 192 | 141 | 39 | 12 |
536 | The Least-Liked People Parade is starting! | 1.3281 | 0.04188 | 192 | 140 | 41 | 11 |
537 | That's awfully big of you. | 1.3281 | 0.04056 | 192 | 138 | 45 | 9 |
538 | You said in couples therapy that you wanted to feel more seen. | 1.3281 | 0.04253 | 192 | 141 | 39 | 12 |
539 | Or maybe we are just very small? | 1.3281 | 0.04123 | 192 | 139 | 43 | 10 |
540 | Do these pants make my butt look big? | 1.3281 | 0.04317 | 192 | 142 | 37 | 13 |
541 | I’ll see if my big sister can join us. | 1.3281 | 0.04123 | 192 | 139 | 43 | 10 |
542 | I call this painting 'Thanksgiving Day Parade'. | 1.3280 | 0.04364 | 189 | 140 | 36 | 13 |
543 | Don't act surprised. You've always had an inflated view of yourself. | 1.3264 | 0.04234 | 193 | 142 | 39 | 12 |
544 | Say hello to your ego. | 1.3264 | 0.04297 | 193 | 143 | 37 | 13 |
545 | You're a twin? How fun! Identical? | 1.3264 | 0.04297 | 193 | 143 | 37 | 13 |
546 | I thought you looked familiar | 1.3263 | 0.04011 | 190 | 136 | 46 | 8 |
547 | It’s your ego again, Norman, begging to be deflated! | 1.3263 | 0.04011 | 190 | 136 | 46 | 8 |
548 | Wow! They were right-Big Brother really is watching! | 1.3263 | 0.04471 | 190 | 143 | 32 | 15 |
549 | Can you ask him to take out the garbage? | 1.3263 | 0.04344 | 190 | 141 | 36 | 13 |
550 | The only difference is that he’s tied down. | 1.3263 | 0.04280 | 190 | 140 | 38 | 12 |
551 | Is it just me or did the Thanksgiving parade go over the top on targeted advertising? | 1.3263 | 0.04147 | 190 | 138 | 42 | 10 |
552 | Is there a Men’s Big and Tall shop nearby? | 1.3263 | 0.04280 | 190 | 140 | 38 | 12 |
553 | Your ride is here! | 1.3263 | 0.04214 | 190 | 139 | 40 | 11 |
554 | "I really miss the Garfield balloon." | 1.3263 | 0.04147 | 190 | 138 | 42 | 10 |
555 | What's wrong? Personalized Thanksgiving Day balloons are the hottest gift this year! | 1.3263 | 0.04214 | 190 | 139 | 40 | 11 |
556 | How Gulliver do you think I am? | 1.3263 | 0.04214 | 190 | 139 | 40 | 11 |
557 | He says that's his table reservation. | 1.3263 | 0.04344 | 190 | 141 | 36 | 13 |
558 | They must of run out of Trump balloons! | 1.3263 | 0.04471 | 190 | 143 | 32 | 15 |
559 | Even your Thanksgiving Day Parade balloon is a narcissist! | 1.3263 | 0.04280 | 190 | 140 | 38 | 12 |
560 | This your first time in Texas? | 1.3263 | 0.04080 | 190 | 137 | 44 | 9 |
561 | You replaced Underdog! | 1.3263 | 0.04214 | 190 | 139 | 40 | 11 |
562 | You ate the worm? | 1.3262 | 0.04052 | 187 | 134 | 45 | 8 |
563 | Why didn't you believe me when I said we live in a dollhouse | 1.3262 | 0.04052 | 187 | 134 | 45 | 8 |
564 | Can’t wait to meet your identical twin. How do people tell you apart? | 1.3252 | 0.04253 | 163 | 116 | 41 | 6 |
565 | You think he’s compensating for something? | 1.3246 | 0.03993 | 191 | 137 | 46 | 8 |
566 | Look Hon, you're right between Snoopy and Santa. | 1.3246 | 0.04195 | 191 | 140 | 40 | 11 |
567 | You really have an inflated view of yourself. | 1.3245 | 0.04437 | 188 | 141 | 33 | 14 |
568 | Macy’s called. Your identity has been blown up. | 1.3245 | 0.04307 | 188 | 139 | 37 | 12 |
569 | Just this morning I was talking with my shrink about your ego and she said, 'there's no way that Henry's ego can be as big as you keep saying it is'. | 1.3245 | 0.04173 | 188 | 137 | 41 | 10 |
570 | No, you don’t look fat! | 1.3245 | 0.04372 | 188 | 140 | 35 | 13 |
571 | When you said Big Brother is Watching, I didn't realize you meant your big brother! | 1.3245 | 0.04104 | 188 | 136 | 43 | 9 |
572 | I think these Macy Day parades are getting out of hand. | 1.3245 | 0.04034 | 188 | 135 | 45 | 8 |
573 | I'm a fan of the Thanksgiving Day Parade and all, but theses targeted ads are getting a little out of hand." | 1.3245 | 0.04501 | 188 | 142 | 31 | 15 |
574 | Does the Parade feel more Orwellian to you? | 1.3245 | 0.04372 | 188 | 140 | 35 | 13 |
575 | So what did you end up doing with the inheritance money you got from your late uncle? | 1.3245 | 0.04173 | 188 | 137 | 41 | 10 |
576 | Oh Tom, for once in your life just be the bigger man. | 1.3245 | 0.04240 | 188 | 138 | 39 | 11 |
577 | Surprise! Your balloon is ready in time for the parade! | 1.3245 | 0.04173 | 188 | 137 | 41 | 10 |
578 | I hope you don't mind. I invited your overinflated ego to join us. | 1.3245 | 0.04104 | 188 | 136 | 43 | 9 |
579 | I'm sorry dear, but size matters | 1.3245 | 0.04240 | 188 | 138 | 39 | 11 |
580 | This is your conscience, George. | 1.3245 | 0.04173 | 188 | 137 | 41 | 10 |
581 | He's everything you are-- and more. | 1.3245 | 0.04034 | 188 | 135 | 45 | 8 |
582 | Your brother said he might drop in for a drink. | 1.3245 | 0.04034 | 188 | 135 | 45 | 8 |
583 | It is not always about you | 1.3245 | 0.04104 | 188 | 138 | 40 | 10 |
584 | I told you not to plant those seeds." | 1.3245 | 0.04372 | 188 | 140 | 35 | 13 |
585 | Oh great. It’s your brother-in-law sticking his big nose into our business. | 1.3245 | 0.04307 | 188 | 139 | 37 | 12 |
586 | I think we might be experiencing tiny apartment syndrome. | 1.3245 | 0.03963 | 188 | 134 | 47 | 7 |
587 | Wow, it's so lifelike! They even got your ear hair!" | 1.3245 | 0.04307 | 188 | 139 | 37 | 12 |
588 | You can't just leave it tied to the building 'til next Thanksgiving. | 1.3245 | 0.04372 | 188 | 140 | 35 | 13 |
589 | I always thought you had an inflated opinion of yourself! | 1.3245 | 0.04240 | 188 | 138 | 39 | 11 |
590 | Come look the Accountants Day Parade is outside." | 1.3245 | 0.04437 | 188 | 141 | 33 | 14 |
591 | With each passing year, the Thankgiving Parade balloons are becoming more life-like. | 1.3243 | 0.04147 | 185 | 134 | 42 | 9 |
592 | Oh, wow! The Macy's people even got your dead, fish-eyed vacant stare into oblivion down pat. | 1.3243 | 0.04421 | 185 | 138 | 34 | 13 |
593 | This is really good wine! | 1.3243 | 0.03929 | 185 | 131 | 48 | 6 |
594 | Maybe it is time to control your ego... | 1.3243 | 0.04076 | 185 | 133 | 44 | 8 |
595 | I thought a personalized entry in this years Macys Parade was such a cool idea | 1.3243 | 0.04076 | 185 | 133 | 44 | 8 |
596 | This way we don't have to put in all those little hidden cameras. | 1.3243 | 0.04076 | 185 | 133 | 44 | 8 |
597 | You’re right, once you get past the nose, this wine isn’t bad. | 1.3243 | 0.04147 | 185 | 134 | 42 | 9 |
598 | I guess size DOES matter. | 1.3243 | 0.04217 | 185 | 135 | 40 | 10 |
599 | He's more man than you will ever be. | 1.3243 | 0.04217 | 185 | 135 | 40 | 10 |
600 | For the man who has everything - your own Thanksgiving float. | 1.3243 | 0.04076 | 185 | 133 | 44 | 8 |
601 | The Macy’s Thanksgiving day parade just gets creepier every year. | 1.3237 | 0.04813 | 139 | 101 | 31 | 7 |
602 | Sure, I knew big brother was watching. I just don't know why. | 1.3228 | 0.04154 | 189 | 138 | 41 | 10 |
603 | Oh! Look Adolf. You're the Hobby Lobby float in the Macy's Christmas Parade. | 1.3226 | 0.04401 | 186 | 139 | 34 | 13 |
604 | Don't be silly. It's a compliment, like that "Baby Trump" balloon. | 1.3226 | 0.04057 | 186 | 134 | 44 | 8 |
605 | I'm fine as long as it doesn't start talking. | 1.3207 | 0.04153 | 184 | 134 | 41 | 9 |
606 | He's losing air AND hair! | 1.3207 | 0.04081 | 184 | 133 | 43 | 8 |
607 | Don't worry, it's a one-way mirror. He can't see you. | 1.3204 | 0.04270 | 181 | 133 | 38 | 10 |
608 | Oh that reminds me we owe on our Macy's credit card. | 1.3204 | 0.04124 | 181 | 131 | 42 | 8 |
609 | Wally, come over here and take a selfie. | 1.3187 | 0.04031 | 182 | 131 | 44 | 7 |
610 | He says his name is Gulliver, not Tom. | 1.3187 | 0.04251 | 182 | 134 | 38 | 10 |
611 | He says you're the evil twin. | 1.3187 | 0.04179 | 182 | 133 | 40 | 9 |
612 | Oh, there’s no reason to worry. You’re twice the man my ex-husband is. | 1.3184 | 0.04370 | 179 | 133 | 35 | 11 |
613 | Harry, this isn't exactly what I had in mind when I suggested you unleash the monster. | 1.3184 | 0.03995 | 179 | 128 | 45 | 6 |
614 | Your alter ego, I Presume? | 1.3184 | 0.04370 | 179 | 133 | 35 | 11 |
615 | How sweet. Big Brother is watching you. | 1.3184 | 0.04224 | 179 | 131 | 39 | 9 |
616 | Isn’t it amazing how lifelike the parade floats are this year? | 1.3184 | 0.03995 | 179 | 128 | 45 | 6 |
617 | How much have you spent at Macy's? | 1.3184 | 0.04298 | 179 | 132 | 37 | 10 |
618 | Don't worry - He's farther away than he appears. | 1.3184 | 0.04073 | 179 | 129 | 43 | 7 |
619 | It's your ego again. | 1.3184 | 0.04149 | 179 | 130 | 41 | 8 |
620 | Objects really are closer than they appear! | 1.3184 | 0.04298 | 179 | 132 | 37 | 10 |
621 | Who did you bribe at Macy’s? | 1.3184 | 0.03916 | 179 | 127 | 47 | 5 |
622 | How much THC did you say was in this wine? | 1.3184 | 0.04370 | 179 | 133 | 35 | 11 |
623 | But if you didn't have a Thanksgiving Day parade balloon made of yourself, then who did? | 1.3184 | 0.03995 | 179 | 128 | 45 | 6 |
624 | You are much shorter in real life. | 1.3184 | 0.04298 | 179 | 132 | 37 | 10 |
625 | You weren’t kidding when you said your twin brother has an inflated view of himself! | 1.3184 | 0.04298 | 179 | 132 | 37 | 10 |
626 | Don't you just love absinthe? | 1.3184 | 0.04370 | 179 | 133 | 35 | 11 |
627 | So that's what you meant when you said your twin brother never fit in! | 1.3184 | 0.04298 | 179 | 132 | 37 | 10 |
628 | Wow! This is good stuff! | 1.3169 | 0.03937 | 183 | 131 | 46 | 6 |
629 | You’re right — the parade has gotten too close to home. | 1.3167 | 0.03977 | 180 | 129 | 45 | 6 |
630 | Amazing likeness, but did you have to pose for the Macy's parade balloon in the nude? | 1.3167 | 0.04420 | 180 | 135 | 33 | 12 |
631 | Macy's floats are getting creepier and creepier. | 1.3167 | 0.04420 | 180 | 135 | 33 | 12 |
632 | I could have sworn that we each took one pill that makes you larger, not the one pill that makes you small. | 1.3167 | 0.04054 | 180 | 130 | 43 | 7 |
633 | You’re always exaggerating. | 1.3167 | 0.03977 | 180 | 129 | 45 | 6 |
634 | The real estate agent said we'll get used to it eventually" | 1.3167 | 0.04054 | 180 | 130 | 43 | 7 |
635 | A bit disconcerting of course, but it was worse when he lived upstairs. | 1.3167 | 0.04054 | 180 | 130 | 43 | 7 |
636 | Your therapist is right. You really ARE projecting! | 1.3164 | 0.04174 | 177 | 129 | 40 | 8 |
637 | I’m sorry honey, he’s just everything I love about you but taller | 1.3164 | 0.04251 | 177 | 130 | 38 | 9 |
638 | You blow everything up!! | 1.3164 | 0.04325 | 177 | 131 | 36 | 10 |
639 | They've got you between Kermit and Woody the Woodpecker! | 1.3164 | 0.04174 | 177 | 129 | 40 | 8 |
640 | He’s bigger everywhere. Let’s keep him. | 1.3164 | 0.04174 | 177 | 129 | 40 | 8 |
641 | You were right, there is another man in my life. There's just more of him to love. | 1.3164 | 0.04325 | 177 | 131 | 36 | 10 |
642 | Must you always exaggerate when you’ve been drinking? | 1.3164 | 0.04097 | 177 | 128 | 42 | 7 |
643 | And here you are again with your head in the clouds while I'm speaking. | 1.3164 | 0.04174 | 177 | 129 | 40 | 8 |
644 | Oh I guess Big Brother really IS watching! | 1.3164 | 0.04097 | 177 | 128 | 42 | 7 |
645 | You didn't tell me your big brother was in town. | 1.3164 | 0.04174 | 177 | 129 | 40 | 8 |
646 | You're in the Macy's Parade? | 1.3164 | 0.04325 | 177 | 131 | 36 | 10 |
647 | I really wish I had an ice pick. | 1.3164 | 0.04174 | 177 | 129 | 40 | 8 |
648 | That's one hell of a nanny cam. | 1.3164 | 0.03937 | 177 | 126 | 46 | 5 |
649 | Told you'd love this year's parade! | 1.3164 | 0.03937 | 177 | 126 | 46 | 5 |
650 | I think the guy one floor down has been snorting helium again. | 1.3164 | 0.04471 | 177 | 133 | 32 | 12 |
651 | It's only Orwell my Big Brother. | 1.3164 | 0.04399 | 177 | 132 | 34 | 11 |
652 | '"You're the one that wanted the real big screen TV." | 1.3164 | 0.04174 | 177 | 129 | 40 | 8 |
653 | And all I had to do was just add water! | 1.3164 | 0.04097 | 177 | 128 | 42 | 7 |
654 | Your own Macy’s balloon ? Pretty impressive for first date! | 1.3164 | 0.04399 | 177 | 132 | 34 | 11 |
655 | Please, one more hint, Nathan...I know I’ve seen that face before. | 1.3164 | 0.04251 | 177 | 130 | 38 | 9 |
656 | Your doppelganger is here. | 1.3164 | 0.04174 | 177 | 129 | 40 | 8 |
657 | Your doppelgänger certainly has an inflated sense of self | 1.3164 | 0.04174 | 177 | 129 | 40 | 8 |
658 | You told me that you gave up on your human cloning experiments because there were “glitches.” This goes well beyond that, Doug! | 1.3164 | 0.04136 | 177 | 131 | 37 | 9 |
659 | Alfred! The Macy's Thanksgiving Parade has a balloon of YOU! I thought you said the money was to buy an Ambassadorship? | 1.3164 | 0.04471 | 177 | 133 | 32 | 12 |
660 | Wow, this view just makes you forget all about yourself, doesn’t it? | 1.3164 | 0.04471 | 177 | 133 | 32 | 12 |
661 | Look, it's the new Thanksgiving Day balloon-- "Captain Midlife Disappointment!" | 1.3164 | 0.04471 | 177 | 133 | 32 | 12 |
662 | Identical twin? Oh, I can tell you apart! | 1.3164 | 0.04174 | 177 | 129 | 40 | 8 |
663 | The resemblance is uncanny. | 1.3164 | 0.04251 | 177 | 130 | 38 | 9 |
664 | Remember when you wished you could be in the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade? | 1.3164 | 0.04097 | 177 | 128 | 42 | 7 |
665 | I get the Trump Baby Blimp, but you haven't earned our mockery and distain. | 1.3161 | 0.04298 | 174 | 128 | 37 | 9 |
666 | We thought that you would enjoy seeing yourself the way your employees do. | 1.3161 | 0.04060 | 174 | 125 | 43 | 6 |
667 | I told you your delusions of grandeur would come back to haunt you. | 1.3158 | 0.04426 | 171 | 127 | 34 | 10 |
668 | Is the wine making you lightheaded? | 1.3143 | 0.04121 | 175 | 127 | 41 | 7 |
669 | And you said becoming C.E.O. of Macy's was no big deal! | 1.3133 | 0.04345 | 166 | 122 | 36 | 8 |
670 | Wow! They even got that funny spot I keep telling you to see the dermatologist about! | 1.3121 | 0.04382 | 173 | 129 | 34 | 10 |
671 | You're about to propose to me on live TV aren't you? | 1.3121 | 0.04382 | 173 | 129 | 34 | 10 |
672 | Is this about my inflated ego? | 1.3121 | 0.04382 | 173 | 129 | 34 | 10 |
673 | What did you do, Ray?!” | 1.3121 | 0.04305 | 173 | 128 | 36 | 9 |
674 | Seriously, Fred? You wiped out our Macy's Rewards for this?! | 1.3121 | 0.04382 | 173 | 129 | 34 | 10 |
675 | But Honey, imitation is the sincerest form of flattery. | 1.3121 | 0.04305 | 173 | 128 | 36 | 9 |
676 | Is this the guy you call big brother? | 1.3121 | 0.04146 | 173 | 126 | 40 | 7 |
677 | No, I'm sure there must be some differences. Let's just wait and see after he's fully inflated. | 1.3121 | 0.04305 | 173 | 128 | 36 | 9 |
678 | I wouldn't give him anything to drink. He's already too high. | 1.3121 | 0.04382 | 173 | 129 | 34 | 10 |
679 | Your new numbers show you’re popular in Ohio and California, but you’re REALLY BIG in New York! | 1.3121 | 0.04305 | 173 | 128 | 36 | 9 |
680 | I didn't, put anything in the wine, why would you think that? | 1.3121 | 0.04226 | 173 | 127 | 38 | 8 |
681 | Greg what's going on; I've told you over and over, size really doesn't matter. | 1.3121 | 0.04458 | 173 | 130 | 32 | 11 |
682 | Look, honey, your giant ego wants a glass, too! | 1.3121 | 0.04064 | 173 | 125 | 42 | 6 |
683 | What face? | 1.3121 | 0.04458 | 173 | 130 | 32 | 11 |
684 | You didn't think it was worth mentioning that you're the new Macy's balloon? | 1.3121 | 0.04607 | 173 | 132 | 28 | 13 |
685 | If you don't like the way it looks, trim your nose hair. I paint what I see. | 1.3121 | 0.04226 | 173 | 127 | 38 | 8 |
686 | How many glasses of wine did I have? | 1.3121 | 0.04226 | 173 | 127 | 38 | 8 |
687 | It's just part of the charm of living in Lilliputian Towers. | 1.3121 | 0.04458 | 173 | 130 | 32 | 11 |
688 | Don’t worry dear, you’re much better looking in person. | 1.3118 | 0.04192 | 170 | 124 | 39 | 7 |
689 | Let's not jump to conclusions before getting a DNA test | 1.3118 | 0.04192 | 170 | 124 | 39 | 7 |
690 | This is the smallest one they had. | 1.3118 | 0.04512 | 170 | 128 | 31 | 11 |
691 | I always knew you had a huge alter ego. | 1.3118 | 0.04588 | 170 | 129 | 29 | 12 |
692 | Have another drink and tell me what you see next. | 1.3118 | 0.04274 | 170 | 125 | 37 | 8 |
693 | You didn't tell me you were in the Macy's Parade!! | 1.3118 | 0.04434 | 170 | 127 | 33 | 10 |
694 | Whoah... Didn't think the Big Brother thing was quite this literal | 1.3118 | 0.04192 | 170 | 124 | 39 | 7 |
695 | The delivery guy couldn't fit it in the lobby so we tied it up outside. | 1.3107 | 0.04312 | 177 | 132 | 35 | 10 |
696 | Once again...you have a couple of drinks and out comes your over-inflated ego! | 1.3103 | 0.04206 | 174 | 128 | 38 | 8 |
697 | Sara told me you had an inflated ego but I had to come and see for myself. | 1.3099 | 0.04253 | 171 | 126 | 37 | 8 |
698 | You didn’t tell me you are in the Thanksgiving Day Parade. | 1.3099 | 0.04171 | 171 | 125 | 39 | 7 |
699 | Don't be silly. Every time you drink, you get an overblown sense of self. | 1.3099 | 0.04411 | 171 | 128 | 33 | 10 |
700 | No, that's filled with helium, you're filled with hot air. | 1.3099 | 0.04411 | 171 | 128 | 33 | 10 |
701 | I miss the Snoopy balloon. | 1.3099 | 0.04253 | 171 | 126 | 37 | 8 |
702 | Honey I know you think I’m paranoid, but Big Brother IS watching us! | 1.3099 | 0.04489 | 171 | 129 | 31 | 11 |
703 | I didn't realize you were THAT into the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade. | 1.3099 | 0.04333 | 171 | 127 | 35 | 9 |
704 | Now THIS is an existential crisis! | 1.3099 | 0.04171 | 171 | 125 | 39 | 7 |
705 | Horace, what a lovely surprise! Why didn't you tell me you'd been chosen as a Thanksgiving Day Parade balloon? | 1.3099 | 0.04489 | 171 | 129 | 31 | 11 |
706 | Babe! You're in the Macy's parade. | 1.3099 | 0.04333 | 171 | 127 | 35 | 9 |
707 | I don't get it! You always wanted to be in the Macy's Parade. | 1.3099 | 0.04333 | 171 | 127 | 35 | 9 |
708 | Guilty conscience, dear? | 1.3099 | 0.04713 | 171 | 132 | 25 | 14 |
709 | Look Frank, it’s the Franksgiving Day Parade! | 1.3099 | 0.04088 | 171 | 124 | 41 | 6 |
710 | Not bad for a Chardonnay, right? | 1.3099 | 0.04171 | 171 | 125 | 39 | 7 |
711 | I don’t understand it either. Could it be because you bought two suits from them this year? | 1.3099 | 0.04489 | 171 | 129 | 31 | 11 |
712 | Now you know how I feel when you stare at me in the shower. | 1.3095 | 0.04383 | 168 | 125 | 34 | 9 |
713 | Well-well-well, look who's here. | 1.3095 | 0.03956 | 168 | 120 | 44 | 4 |
714 | I can tell from the look on your face ...the wine is corked, isn't it? | 1.3095 | 0.04621 | 168 | 128 | 28 | 12 |
715 | That's the exact look you had when I proposed. Happy Anniversary, honey. | 1.3095 | 0.04301 | 168 | 124 | 36 | 8 |
716 | I told you mustaches are back | 1.3095 | 0.04301 | 168 | 124 | 36 | 8 |
717 | I think your big brother is here | 1.3095 | 0.04383 | 168 | 125 | 34 | 9 |
718 | My god, Macey's picked some ugly balloons this year. | 1.3095 | 0.04383 | 168 | 125 | 34 | 9 |
719 | Did you get employee of the month again? | 1.3095 | 0.04045 | 168 | 121 | 42 | 5 |
720 | You really are big in New York. | 1.3095 | 0.04301 | 168 | 124 | 36 | 8 |
721 | It was my Uncle Leo’s last request when he retired from Macy’s last year. | 1.3095 | 0.04301 | 168 | 124 | 36 | 8 |
722 | You’ve been using my Macy’s card again. | 1.3095 | 0.04132 | 168 | 122 | 40 | 6 |
723 | Call Dr. Freud. Your alter ego is back. | 1.3095 | 0.04301 | 168 | 124 | 36 | 8 |
724 | When I told you check your ego at the door, I really did think the eighth floor was high enough. | 1.3095 | 0.04301 | 168 | 124 | 36 | 8 |
725 | Come on honey, drink up, the baby Trump balloon always follows the old Hitler and Mussolini ballons | 1.3095 | 0.04621 | 168 | 128 | 28 | 12 |
726 | Don't worry; he's just a big windbag. | 1.3095 | 0.04383 | 168 | 125 | 34 | 9 |
727 | Geez Harold, don't be rude... get him a glass! | 1.3095 | 0.04301 | 168 | 124 | 36 | 8 |
728 | Telling him we weren’t going to be here wasn’t such a good idea. | 1.3095 | 0.04383 | 168 | 125 | 34 | 9 |
729 | You really can get anything on the internet! | 1.3095 | 0.04383 | 168 | 125 | 34 | 9 |
730 | See? Macy's does love you. | 1.3095 | 0.04383 | 168 | 125 | 34 | 9 |
731 | How much Macy’s stock did you buy? | 1.3095 | 0.04301 | 168 | 124 | 36 | 8 |
732 | Well, you are Macy's best customer after all. | 1.3095 | 0.04621 | 168 | 128 | 28 | 12 |
733 | Guess what I got you for Thanksgiving!! | 1.3095 | 0.04464 | 168 | 126 | 32 | 10 |
734 | They really captured your eyes. | 1.3095 | 0.04301 | 168 | 124 | 36 | 8 |
735 | Big Brother is watching. Literally. | 1.3095 | 0.04132 | 168 | 122 | 40 | 6 |
736 | Wasn’t your therapist saying something about your superego? | 1.3095 | 0.04045 | 168 | 121 | 42 | 5 |
737 | It says here, Objects in Mirror are closer than they appear. | 1.3081 | 0.04311 | 172 | 128 | 35 | 9 |
738 | Your ego's back again. | 1.3081 | 0.04068 | 172 | 125 | 41 | 6 |
739 | You paid how much for this?! | 1.3077 | 0.04280 | 169 | 125 | 36 | 8 |
740 | You should be proud, Murray. Not even Beyoncé got a float that big. | 1.3072 | 0.04413 | 166 | 124 | 33 | 9 |
741 | It's Peeping Kong! | 1.3072 | 0.04575 | 166 | 126 | 29 | 11 |
742 | Creepy? He looks just like you. | 1.3072 | 0.03885 | 166 | 118 | 45 | 3 |
743 | By the way, how did that twins experiment go? | 1.3067 | 0.04550 | 163 | 123 | 30 | 10 |
744 | You always said you wanted to be in a parade. | 1.3054 | 0.04307 | 167 | 124 | 35 | 8 |
745 | I think Macy's got your nose just right. | 1.3054 | 0.04136 | 167 | 122 | 39 | 6 |
746 | Yes, the mirror does make your face look fat. | 1.3054 | 0.04390 | 167 | 125 | 33 | 9 |
747 | Hey, your Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade balloon doesn't have any eyebrows either. | 1.3054 | 0.04390 | 167 | 125 | 33 | 9 |
748 | Honey, you made the Macy's Thanksgiving Parade! | 1.3054 | 0.04307 | 167 | 124 | 35 | 8 |
749 | Oh look, here comes your ego, again. | 1.3054 | 0.04222 | 167 | 123 | 37 | 7 |
750 | Oh George - it was always about finding a bigger, better you. | 1.3054 | 0.04390 | 167 | 125 | 33 | 9 |
751 | Alcohol stunts your growth. Look at your brother: never a drop in his life. | 1.3054 | 0.04471 | 167 | 126 | 31 | 10 |
752 | You really are a big man around town. | 1.3054 | 0.04136 | 167 | 122 | 39 | 6 |
753 | Don't argue! Give him the bottle. | 1.3054 | 0.04390 | 167 | 125 | 33 | 9 |
754 | I feel like you're growing as a person. | 1.3054 | 0.04390 | 167 | 125 | 33 | 9 |
755 | I want more out of life, and Harry IS more. | 1.3054 | 0.04307 | 167 | 124 | 35 | 8 |
756 | Why, yes, I do see a small resemblance there! | 1.3054 | 0.04390 | 167 | 125 | 33 | 9 |
757 | So it’s true, James- your twin is taller than you! | 1.3054 | 0.04471 | 167 | 126 | 31 | 10 |
758 | Did you invite Bob? … I thought we were going to keep it small. | 1.3054 | 0.04551 | 167 | 127 | 29 | 11 |
759 | Go ahead, introduce me to your ego. | 1.3054 | 0.04630 | 167 | 128 | 27 | 12 |
760 | Wow, I didn't know you were "Macys" famous! | 1.3054 | 0.04471 | 167 | 126 | 31 | 10 |
761 | You did say that you had a big brother. | 1.3054 | 0.04471 | 167 | 126 | 31 | 10 |
762 | How tall did you say your brother is? | 1.3054 | 0.04307 | 167 | 124 | 35 | 8 |
763 | You didn't tell me you were the little brother. | 1.3054 | 0.04222 | 167 | 123 | 37 | 7 |
764 | Surprise Honey!! I won Macy’s: “Your Loved One Can be our Newest Parade Balloon” Sweepstakes!! | 1.3049 | 0.04357 | 164 | 122 | 34 | 8 |
765 | Macy's really personalized the parade balloons this year. | 1.3049 | 0.04442 | 164 | 123 | 32 | 9 |
766 | Hey look it’s an even bigger loser | 1.3036 | 0.04448 | 168 | 127 | 31 | 10 |
767 | It was 50% off at Macy´s | 1.3032 | 0.04611 | 155 | 117 | 29 | 9 |
768 | It's filled with your own hot air.” | 1.3030 | 0.04335 | 165 | 123 | 34 | 8 |
769 | It's just the IRS float. The Thanksgiving Day parade people have a weird sense of humour. | 1.3028 | 0.04895 | 142 | 108 | 25 | 9 |
770 | I thought your strategic planner said "go big OR go home", not both. | 1.3025 | 0.04208 | 162 | 119 | 37 | 6 |
771 | Happy Thanksgiving, honey. I got you a balloon. | 1.3025 | 0.04298 | 162 | 120 | 35 | 7 |
772 | Winston, your big brother is eavesdropping on us, again! | 1.3025 | 0.04473 | 162 | 122 | 31 | 9 |
773 | Is it more helium, or are you looking younger? | 1.3025 | 0.04298 | 162 | 120 | 35 | 7 |
774 | Peeping Tom is back! | 1.3025 | 0.04116 | 162 | 118 | 39 | 5 |
775 | How's the absinthe? | 1.3025 | 0.04298 | 162 | 120 | 35 | 7 |
776 | Oh how cute. He thinks the building is his girlfriend. | 1.3025 | 0.04386 | 162 | 121 | 33 | 8 |
777 | Well, this is a different kind of "mid-life crisis" than I expected. | 1.3025 | 0.04641 | 162 | 124 | 27 | 11 |
778 | I told you not to get the magnifying window | 1.3025 | 0.04298 | 162 | 120 | 35 | 7 |
779 | Bring out the clippers | 1.3025 | 0.04298 | 162 | 120 | 35 | 7 |
780 | I know Tom's your big brother, but his peeping has got to stop. | 1.3025 | 0.04208 | 162 | 119 | 37 | 6 |
781 | They told me your clone was scalable, and I went a little crazy. | 1.3025 | 0.04386 | 162 | 121 | 33 | 8 |
782 | Harry, how many times do I have to tell you your problem is you think of your father as bigger than life? | 1.3019 | 0.04349 | 159 | 118 | 34 | 7 |
783 | It might be the wine, but these parade floats are hauntingly familiar this year | 1.3019 | 0.04256 | 159 | 117 | 36 | 6 |
784 | You know you've made it when you're in the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade! | 1.3019 | 0.04349 | 159 | 118 | 34 | 7 |
785 | I told you someone with a mustache was stalking me. | 1.3013 | 0.04585 | 156 | 118 | 29 | 9 |
786 | This may be the vodka talking but congratulations George! Your wish to someday be in the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade has finally come true. | 1.3013 | 0.04209 | 156 | 114 | 37 | 5 |
787 | Why do you say I exaggerate your flaws? | 1.3012 | 0.04396 | 166 | 125 | 32 | 9 |
788 | Relax, it’s all in your head. | 1.3006 | 0.04186 | 163 | 120 | 37 | 6 |
789 | Don’t look so surprised. I told you my ex was a big man around town. | 1.3006 | 0.04533 | 163 | 124 | 29 | 10 |
790 | ... and the helium is guaranteed to last for up to three weeks after your birthday party. | 1.3006 | 0.04533 | 163 | 124 | 29 | 10 |
791 | The parade floats are so lifelike this year. | 1.3000 | 0.04326 | 160 | 119 | 34 | 7 |
792 | That’s not what I said. I said I LIKE your big brother; I just can’t stand how he watches us. | 1.3000 | 0.04675 | 160 | 123 | 26 | 11 |
793 | Macy’s opened up its parade to accountants. | 1.2994 | 0.04377 | 157 | 117 | 33 | 7 |
794 | To avoid going bankrupt, Macy’s was auctioning off Thanksgiving balloons. Happy birthday! | 1.2981 | 0.04392 | 161 | 121 | 32 | 8 |
795 | It's Bobzilla. | 1.2981 | 0.04392 | 161 | 121 | 32 | 8 |
796 | So Clark, tell me about this cloning experiment that went wrong somehow. | 1.2981 | 0.04479 | 161 | 122 | 30 | 9 |
797 | How do you like the peyote wine? | 1.2981 | 0.04479 | 161 | 122 | 30 | 9 |
798 | Oh look! It's the nosehair of Christmases past! | 1.2981 | 0.04732 | 161 | 125 | 24 | 12 |
799 | Jacqueline, I'm guessing you didn't end the affair and cut down the beanstalk. | 1.2981 | 0.04650 | 161 | 124 | 26 | 11 |
800 | Omigod! It's Bob-zilla | 1.2981 | 0.04565 | 161 | 123 | 28 | 10 |
801 | Your brother only comes around when he wants something. | 1.2981 | 0.04303 | 161 | 120 | 34 | 7 |
802 | Tell him to keep his big nose out of our business. | 1.2981 | 0.04303 | 161 | 120 | 34 | 7 |
803 | Look, it's the existentialist parade! | 1.2981 | 0.04023 | 161 | 117 | 40 | 4 |
804 | Don't be so paranoid. We have nothing to hide. | 1.2981 | 0.04479 | 161 | 122 | 30 | 9 |
805 | Oh honey, let's keep him. Just look at those eyes! | 1.2981 | 0.04565 | 161 | 123 | 28 | 10 |
806 | It's OK...this year's Macy's Thanksgiving Parade theme is "Privacy" | 1.2975 | 0.04354 | 158 | 118 | 33 | 7 |
807 | They told us when we rented that the view could leave something to be desired. | 1.2975 | 0.04623 | 158 | 121 | 27 | 10 |
808 | Watch what you say- Big Brother is watching you. | 1.2975 | 0.04354 | 158 | 118 | 33 | 7 |
809 | He is bigger than you in more ways than one. | 1.2975 | 0.04354 | 158 | 118 | 33 | 7 |
810 | Go ask Alice what she put in these drinks. | 1.2975 | 0.04164 | 158 | 116 | 37 | 5 |
811 | Oh, look, Norman, it's your inflated ego. | 1.2975 | 0.04260 | 158 | 117 | 35 | 6 |
812 | So that's why we got a check from Macy's! | 1.2975 | 0.04260 | 158 | 117 | 35 | 6 |
813 | Take cover before he sneezes! | 1.2975 | 0.04445 | 158 | 119 | 31 | 8 |
814 | So you now are a sponsor of the Thanksgiving Day parade? | 1.2975 | 0.04260 | 158 | 117 | 35 | 6 |
815 | I just think you would benefit from therapy. When was the last time you took a long, hard look at yourself? | 1.2975 | 0.04354 | 158 | 118 | 33 | 7 |
816 | Do you know someone at Macy's? | 1.2975 | 0.04535 | 158 | 120 | 29 | 9 |
817 | My ex follows me everywhere | 1.2975 | 0.04260 | 158 | 117 | 35 | 6 |
818 | The balloons seem to lack that special something this year. | 1.2975 | 0.04260 | 158 | 117 | 35 | 6 |
819 | And how long will your big brother be staying with us? | 1.2975 | 0.04794 | 158 | 123 | 23 | 12 |
820 | I guess that's what happens when Thanksgiving falls on your birthday. | 1.2975 | 0.04445 | 158 | 119 | 31 | 8 |
821 | Thanksgiving day blimps are getting so life like. | 1.2975 | 0.04445 | 158 | 119 | 31 | 8 |
822 | You're projecting again. | 1.2975 | 0.04445 | 158 | 119 | 31 | 8 |
823 | Most people would be honored if Macy's made a balloon in their likeness. | 1.2975 | 0.04164 | 158 | 116 | 37 | 5 |
824 | yep, it’s my bigger than life third husband. just say hi. | 1.2975 | 0.04066 | 158 | 115 | 39 | 4 |
825 | That’s just your inflated ego talking. | 1.2975 | 0.04164 | 158 | 116 | 37 | 5 |
826 | I invited your ego for a drink too. | 1.2975 | 0.04164 | 158 | 116 | 37 | 5 |
827 | Do you know what a doppelgänger is, sweetie? | 1.2975 | 0.04164 | 158 | 116 | 37 | 5 |
828 | Oh my God! It's my Husband! | 1.2975 | 0.04535 | 158 | 120 | 29 | 9 |
829 | Images in the mirror appear closer than they are. | 1.2975 | 0.04354 | 158 | 118 | 33 | 7 |
830 | Honestly Dale, I'm not trying to be mean, but he does kind of look like you. | 1.2975 | 0.04164 | 158 | 116 | 37 | 5 |
831 | Wow, even the Peeping Toms are bigger in Texas! | 1.2975 | 0.04354 | 158 | 118 | 33 | 7 |
832 | He looks just like you, only bigger" | 1.2975 | 0.04445 | 158 | 119 | 31 | 8 |
833 | You always loved the parade. So I made it happen. | 1.2968 | 0.04212 | 155 | 114 | 36 | 5 |
834 | Didn't you lose your driver's license at Macy's? | 1.2968 | 0.03902 | 155 | 111 | 42 | 2 |
835 | Macy's really misses you. | 1.2968 | 0.04683 | 155 | 119 | 26 | 10 |
836 | Oh, what I wouldn't give to be sharing this bottle of wine with Sigmund Freud right now. | 1.2968 | 0.04501 | 155 | 117 | 30 | 8 |
837 | You have a really inflated sense of self! | 1.2968 | 0.04406 | 155 | 116 | 32 | 7 |
838 | The New Yorker was sponsoring a balloon and you won the Caption Contest! | 1.2968 | 0.04683 | 155 | 119 | 26 | 10 |
839 | Harvey, was that hostile takeover of Macy's just to get this balloon in the parade? | 1.2968 | 0.04212 | 155 | 114 | 36 | 5 |
840 | You’re smaller than the man I fell in love with | 1.2968 | 0.04406 | 155 | 116 | 32 | 7 |
841 | LOOK HONEY A NEW BALLOON | 1.2968 | 0.04310 | 155 | 115 | 34 | 6 |
842 | This year's Thanksgiving Day Parade is honoring accountants. | 1.2968 | 0.04310 | 155 | 115 | 34 | 6 |
843 | No, Paul, the Thanksgiving Parade is in two weeks. Why? | 1.2968 | 0.04406 | 155 | 116 | 32 | 7 |
844 | and you're no Snoopy! | 1.2968 | 0.04772 | 155 | 120 | 24 | 11 |
845 | Roger, when you said your big brother was coming to town I assumed you meant he was your OLDER brother. | 1.2968 | 0.04310 | 155 | 115 | 34 | 6 |
846 | As parade floats go, he's accurate down to the nose hairs! | 1.2968 | 0.04683 | 155 | 119 | 26 | 10 |
847 | We can use him in our anti-GMO ad campaign. | 1.2968 | 0.04406 | 155 | 116 | 32 | 7 |
848 | Honey, your balloon hobby is getting a little out of hand. | 1.2956 | 0.04768 | 159 | 124 | 23 | 12 |
849 | Those Macy’s Thanksgiving parade floats get more realistic every year. | 1.2956 | 0.04330 | 159 | 119 | 33 | 7 |
850 | I’m gonna leave with him. Size does matter! | 1.2956 | 0.04330 | 159 | 119 | 33 | 7 |
851 | Snoopy’s still my favorite. | 1.2956 | 0.04330 | 159 | 119 | 33 | 7 |
852 | Walter always was the bigger man. | 1.2956 | 0.04421 | 159 | 120 | 31 | 8 |
853 | So this is how you see yourself? | 1.2956 | 0.04045 | 159 | 116 | 39 | 4 |
854 | His voice is very low, but I think he says his name is Gulliver. | 1.2949 | 0.04287 | 156 | 116 | 34 | 6 |
855 | I thought we were trying to keep a low profile, Fred. What did you do NOW? | 1.2949 | 0.04567 | 156 | 119 | 28 | 9 |
856 | when you said you had a giant twin I didn’t think you were serious | 1.2949 | 0.04567 | 156 | 119 | 28 | 9 |
857 | Honey, I warned you about using Groupon for cloning. | 1.2949 | 0.04089 | 156 | 114 | 38 | 4 |
858 | Yes, most of the parade balloons are famous cartoon characters, but it's not, like, a law. | 1.2949 | 0.03882 | 156 | 112 | 42 | 2 |
859 | You have to admit it grows on you. | 1.2941 | 0.04238 | 153 | 113 | 35 | 5 |
860 | Now do you believe me when I say a monster comes out of you when you drink too much? | 1.2922 | 0.04411 | 154 | 116 | 31 | 7 |
861 | I've decided that size really does matter. | 1.2922 | 0.04214 | 154 | 114 | 35 | 5 |
862 | My sister took it with her new cellphone; isn't it great? | 1.2922 | 0.04214 | 154 | 114 | 35 | 5 |
863 | Not an earthquake… it is your creepy, gargantuan, identical twin, making love to the fourth-floor corridor, again. | 1.2922 | 0.04869 | 154 | 121 | 21 | 12 |
864 | I told you they would get your hair wrong. | 1.2903 | 0.04191 | 155 | 115 | 35 | 5 |
865 | You didn’t tell me you had a big brother! | 1.2895 | 0.04441 | 152 | 115 | 30 | 7 |
866 | You never told me you have a big brother. | 1.2895 | 0.04726 | 152 | 118 | 24 | 10 |
867 | Look, it matches your ego! | 1.2895 | 0.04240 | 152 | 113 | 34 | 5 |
868 | You were right. Your brother is full of hot air. | 1.2895 | 0.04441 | 152 | 115 | 30 | 7 |
869 | Objects in mirror are closer than they appear. | 1.2895 | 0.04342 | 152 | 114 | 32 | 6 |
870 | They must have moved the parade route this year, Harry. | 1.2895 | 0.04441 | 152 | 115 | 30 | 7 |
871 | I ordered it from Amazon while you were getting the wine opened. | 1.2895 | 0.04441 | 152 | 115 | 30 | 7 |
872 | 'Just because you're paranoid doesn't mean they aren't after you.' | 1.2895 | 0.04726 | 152 | 118 | 24 | 10 |
873 | How thoughtful of my ex to check up on us! | 1.2895 | 0.04136 | 152 | 112 | 36 | 4 |
874 | You remember Ted, don't you? | 1.2895 | 0.04538 | 152 | 116 | 28 | 8 |
875 | Wow! You're higher than Snoopy! | 1.2895 | 0.04633 | 152 | 117 | 26 | 9 |
876 | I guess you’re right, you do look very similar to my ex. | 1.2895 | 0.04342 | 152 | 114 | 32 | 6 |
877 | Don't worry - he's just as afraid of you as you are of him. | 1.2895 | 0.04633 | 152 | 117 | 26 | 9 |
878 | You didn't tell me you'd be in the parade! I'd have gone to see you blown up! | 1.2895 | 0.04538 | 152 | 116 | 28 | 8 |
879 | Here’s to looking at you kid. | 1.2895 | 0.04136 | 152 | 112 | 36 | 4 |
880 | He said, ‘Fee-fi-fo-fum’ and asked if you were English. | 1.2895 | 0.04538 | 152 | 116 | 28 | 8 |
881 | I specifically told you not to get the CBD wine | 1.2895 | 0.04538 | 152 | 116 | 28 | 8 |
882 | Your problems are bigger than you think. | 1.2895 | 0.04342 | 152 | 114 | 32 | 6 |
883 | Of course I'm over him. Why do you ask? | 1.2895 | 0.03920 | 152 | 110 | 40 | 2 |
884 | See. I told you drinking gives you a big head. | 1.2895 | 0.04136 | 152 | 112 | 36 | 4 |
885 | He has your nose. | 1.2895 | 0.04136 | 152 | 112 | 36 | 4 |
886 | I love you, honey, but size really does matter. | 1.2895 | 0.04342 | 152 | 114 | 32 | 6 |
887 | You didn’t tell me you modeled for a Macy’s balloon! | 1.2895 | 0.04240 | 152 | 113 | 34 | 5 |
888 | So, where do you see yourself, like five, ten years from now? | 1.2895 | 0.04240 | 152 | 113 | 34 | 5 |
889 | BIG brother really is watching you! | 1.2895 | 0.04342 | 152 | 114 | 32 | 6 |
890 | My shrink was right.....’no matter how much I’m loved, I’ll always see myself as an outsider’ | 1.2895 | 0.04441 | 152 | 115 | 30 | 7 |
891 | You didn't make it clear when you said we'd be living with the big wigs. | 1.2895 | 0.04240 | 152 | 113 | 34 | 5 |
892 | Hey Bob, looks like your ego wants to stop by. | 1.2895 | 0.04441 | 152 | 115 | 30 | 7 |
893 | Do you really believe that Big Brother is watching us? | 1.2895 | 0.04538 | 152 | 116 | 28 | 8 |
894 | Peek-a-you! | 1.2895 | 0.04538 | 152 | 116 | 28 | 8 |
895 | I think you won the 'Macy's Pick Our New Balloon Contest'! | 1.2895 | 0.04633 | 152 | 117 | 26 | 9 |
896 | Is that really how you see yourself . . . ? | 1.2895 | 0.04342 | 152 | 114 | 32 | 6 |
897 | The face is so familiar--wait, don't tell me! | 1.2895 | 0.04136 | 152 | 112 | 36 | 4 |
898 | I can see you now." | 1.2895 | 0.04342 | 152 | 114 | 32 | 6 |
899 | Oh look Frank...You're on the Hologram Cam! | 1.2895 | 0.04136 | 152 | 112 | 36 | 4 |
900 | Look, they made a Macy's balloon of a mediocre husband. | 1.2895 | 0.04441 | 152 | 115 | 30 | 7 |
901 | Herb, just because President Trump has an inflatable doesn't mean you need one too! | 1.2895 | 0.04342 | 152 | 114 | 32 | 6 |
902 | I think he's got your eyes. | 1.2895 | 0.04136 | 152 | 112 | 36 | 4 |
903 | Since you always wanna make everything such a big deal! | 1.2895 | 0.04538 | 152 | 116 | 28 | 8 |
904 | Why didn't you tell me that you are the CEO of Macy's! | 1.2895 | 0.04538 | 152 | 116 | 28 | 8 |
905 | How are your new contact lenses working out? | 1.2895 | 0.04726 | 152 | 118 | 24 | 10 |
906 | No, not Trump Baby. Guess again. | 1.2895 | 0.04441 | 152 | 115 | 30 | 7 |
907 | Oh come on, it's nothing I haven't seen before. | 1.2886 | 0.04395 | 149 | 112 | 31 | 6 |
908 | Just blink and end the game already! | 1.2877 | 0.04342 | 146 | 109 | 32 | 5 |
909 | It looks like I have a big decision to make! | 1.2877 | 0.04555 | 146 | 111 | 28 | 7 |
910 | Whoa. I guess now I know why they said I shouldn't drink on this new medication. | 1.2877 | 0.04450 | 146 | 110 | 30 | 6 |
911 | Look, Big Brother looks just like you. | 1.2876 | 0.04216 | 153 | 114 | 34 | 5 |
912 | When did they make a Macy's ballon for Mr. Whipple? | 1.2876 | 0.04317 | 153 | 115 | 32 | 6 |
913 | Congratulations. Superego vanquished Superman.” | 1.2876 | 0.04878 | 153 | 121 | 20 | 12 |
914 | Do we have a bigger glass? | 1.2876 | 0.04699 | 153 | 119 | 24 | 10 |
915 | If it bothers you that much we could always get curtains. | 1.2867 | 0.04051 | 150 | 110 | 37 | 3 |
916 | It's called the "Insecurity Cam". Don't you love it! | 1.2867 | 0.04266 | 150 | 112 | 33 | 5 |
917 | I told you the rent on this dollhouse was ridiculously low for a reason. | 1.2867 | 0.04266 | 150 | 112 | 33 | 5 |
918 | Of course he has a body, honey! A flying head would be a crazy gift! | 1.2867 | 0.04667 | 150 | 116 | 25 | 9 |
919 | It worked! | 1.2857 | 0.04630 | 147 | 113 | 26 | 8 |
920 | Your huge ego is back. | 1.2857 | 0.04630 | 147 | 113 | 26 | 8 |
921 | Here's looking at you, Sid! | 1.2857 | 0.04424 | 147 | 111 | 30 | 6 |
922 | Should we close the blinds or should we offer him a drink? | 1.2857 | 0.04335 | 140 | 104 | 32 | 4 |
923 | Look, Gerald. They replaced the turkey with a real one. | 1.2857 | 0.04424 | 147 | 111 | 30 | 6 |
924 | So this is what you meant by the room with a view. | 1.2857 | 0.04424 | 147 | 111 | 30 | 6 |
925 | I’ll be darn, it’s your inflated ego. | 1.2857 | 0.04528 | 147 | 112 | 28 | 7 |
926 | What’s your connection to the Macy’s Day Parade? | 1.2857 | 0.04424 | 147 | 111 | 30 | 6 |
927 | Don't you think you're getting things a bit out of proportion? | 1.2857 | 0.04317 | 147 | 110 | 32 | 5 |
928 | I always thought Roger was a big windbag and there's your proof. | 1.2857 | 0.04729 | 147 | 114 | 24 | 9 |
929 | NOW, you have my attention. | 1.2857 | 0.04096 | 147 | 108 | 36 | 3 |
930 | Be nice to your twin; he's self-conscious about his hormone problem | 1.2857 | 0.04528 | 147 | 112 | 28 | 7 |
931 | I agree. It is a bit self indulgent | 1.2857 | 0.04317 | 147 | 110 | 32 | 5 |
932 | I just noticed you shave your eyebrows! | 1.2857 | 0.04424 | 147 | 111 | 30 | 6 |
933 | Remember that guy you pissed off last week who was a balloon maker for the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade, ... | 1.2857 | 0.04528 | 147 | 112 | 28 | 7 |
934 | I just realize that he blinks whenever you do. | 1.2857 | 0.04424 | 147 | 111 | 30 | 6 |
935 | Objects appear larger than they really are. | 1.2857 | 0.04528 | 147 | 112 | 28 | 7 |
936 | I didn't invite your ego to dinner too! | 1.2857 | 0.04317 | 147 | 110 | 32 | 5 |
937 | It was only at that very moment when Kurt' realized his Macy's Day Float Nightmare was coming true | 1.2857 | 0.04424 | 147 | 111 | 30 | 6 |
938 | Yes, your brother is bigger. But size doesn't matter. | 1.2857 | 0.04424 | 147 | 111 | 30 | 6 |
939 | Quick, what’s his name again? | 1.2857 | 0.03980 | 147 | 107 | 38 | 2 |
940 | This tiny house thing has gone too far! | 1.2857 | 0.04424 | 147 | 111 | 30 | 6 |
941 | Awww... you got me something overinflated and full of gas to remember you by? | 1.2857 | 0.04630 | 147 | 113 | 26 | 8 |
942 | Oh, actually, I had this way before I met you. | 1.2857 | 0.04424 | 147 | 111 | 30 | 6 |
943 | I think he sees a little him in you. | 1.2857 | 0.04317 | 147 | 110 | 32 | 5 |
944 | When you said big heads run in your family, I thought you were joking. | 1.2857 | 0.03980 | 147 | 107 | 38 | 2 |
945 | Do you still think size doesn’t matter? | 1.2857 | 0.04424 | 147 | 111 | 30 | 6 |
946 | You weren't kidding. Macys really did choose you. | 1.2857 | 0.04317 | 147 | 110 | 32 | 5 |
947 | See what too much testosterone does! | 1.2857 | 0.04317 | 147 | 110 | 32 | 5 |
948 | This portrait speaks to your outsized mediocrity, don't you agree? | 1.2857 | 0.04528 | 147 | 112 | 28 | 7 |
949 | The last thing you see before you die is you. | 1.2857 | 0.04424 | 147 | 111 | 30 | 6 |
950 | I always knew you were meant for bigger things. | 1.2857 | 0.04317 | 147 | 110 | 32 | 5 |
951 | Did you invite your parents for Thanksgiving? | 1.2857 | 0.04424 | 147 | 111 | 30 | 6 |
952 | It's the Macy's parade theme: The Year of the Nebbish! | 1.2857 | 0.04729 | 147 | 114 | 24 | 9 |
953 | I see him too. I guess the absinth is finally kicking in. | 1.2857 | 0.04096 | 147 | 108 | 36 | 3 |
954 | I told my folks you were sure to blow up someday! | 1.2857 | 0.04208 | 147 | 109 | 34 | 4 |
955 | Herb, you really DO have inflated sense of yourself. | 1.2857 | 0.04630 | 147 | 113 | 26 | 8 |
956 | Whoa, they put you between the Pillsbury Dough Boy and Pikachu balloons... That's huge! | 1.2857 | 0.04424 | 147 | 111 | 30 | 6 |
957 | I was just at Macy’s and they didn’t say a word about it. | 1.2857 | 0.04208 | 147 | 109 | 34 | 4 |
958 | Surprise! I licensed your likeness rights to Macy's! | 1.2857 | 0.04630 | 147 | 113 | 26 | 8 |
959 | Oh, Harold, your mojo is back! | 1.2857 | 0.04528 | 147 | 112 | 28 | 7 |
960 | The Thanksgiving Parade floats get stranger each year. | 1.2857 | 0.04528 | 147 | 112 | 28 | 7 |
961 | Your gas problem just grew exponentially. | 1.2857 | 0.04424 | 147 | 111 | 30 | 6 |
962 | But I thought you'd LOVE this mural! What's the problem? | 1.2857 | 0.04424 | 147 | 111 | 30 | 6 |
963 | Wait ‘til you see his squeegee! | 1.2857 | 0.04528 | 147 | 112 | 28 | 7 |
964 | Objects appear larger after three drinks. | 1.2857 | 0.04729 | 147 | 114 | 24 | 9 |
965 | You should have paid to get rid of the popups. | 1.2857 | 0.04208 | 147 | 109 | 34 | 4 |
966 | Surprise! Happy Macy's Parade, Larry! | 1.2857 | 0.04208 | 147 | 109 | 34 | 4 |
967 | Look! Your ego came to visit us again! | 1.2857 | 0.04630 | 147 | 113 | 26 | 8 |
968 | Georgie your big brother is here! | 1.2857 | 0.04528 | 147 | 112 | 28 | 7 |
969 | Funny how everyone downstairs said you looked familiar. | 1.2848 | 0.04445 | 151 | 115 | 29 | 7 |
970 | You sure it’s infused? I’m not feeling anything. | 1.2848 | 0.04242 | 151 | 113 | 33 | 5 |
971 | Neat, right? Wait till you see the balloon of your Aunt Gladys! | 1.2848 | 0.04345 | 151 | 114 | 31 | 6 |
972 | Oy vey Peter... really? | 1.2848 | 0.04543 | 151 | 116 | 27 | 8 |
973 | You win! He blinked first. | 1.2848 | 0.04543 | 151 | 116 | 27 | 8 |
974 | You're right. I could be a bigger man. | 1.2848 | 0.04543 | 151 | 116 | 27 | 8 |
975 | I’m just thankful we don’t live on the sixth floor. | 1.2848 | 0.04242 | 151 | 113 | 33 | 5 |
976 | Claims his name is Gulliver; don’t you just love it! | 1.2848 | 0.04640 | 151 | 117 | 25 | 9 |
977 | Looks like those HGH shots are finally kicking in for your twin brother. | 1.2848 | 0.04445 | 151 | 115 | 29 | 7 |
978 | Yikes, Ralph! Your alter ego is kind of overwhelming. | 1.2848 | 0.04242 | 151 | 113 | 33 | 5 |
979 | He wants to know if we're Trump supporters. | 1.2848 | 0.04640 | 151 | 117 | 25 | 9 |
980 | Really! You couldn't wait two weeks for the big parade? | 1.2848 | 0.04136 | 151 | 112 | 35 | 4 |
981 | It's uncanny. You're both filled with hot air. | 1.2848 | 0.04345 | 151 | 114 | 31 | 6 |
982 | Stanley, you have such an inflated view of yourself. | 1.2848 | 0.04445 | 151 | 115 | 29 | 7 |
983 | A Macy's parade balloon!? You didn't tell me you were a celebrity! | 1.2848 | 0.04136 | 151 | 112 | 35 | 4 |
984 | Look! A peeping Tom balloon! | 1.2848 | 0.04345 | 151 | 114 | 31 | 6 |
985 | Doppelgänger, more like a triple-ganger! | 1.2848 | 0.04242 | 151 | 113 | 33 | 5 |
986 | I'm just glad we live on the top floor; They don't make pants that big. | 1.2848 | 0.04445 | 151 | 115 | 29 | 7 |
987 | He's looking for "Little Me." Is that you? | 1.2848 | 0.04345 | 151 | 114 | 31 | 6 |
988 | Your big brother wants to talk to you. | 1.2848 | 0.04543 | 151 | 116 | 27 | 8 |
989 | It's your inflated ego. | 1.2848 | 0.04640 | 151 | 117 | 25 | 9 |
990 | these peeping toms are so annoying; we're going to have to move up 10 floors | 1.2848 | 0.04242 | 151 | 113 | 33 | 5 |
991 | Wow, the Macy’s Day parade is really going for the mid-life crisis look this year. | 1.2847 | 0.04370 | 144 | 108 | 31 | 5 |
992 | Honey, you really should’ve opted for store credit. You’re already on thin ice with the parade float committee. | 1.2847 | 0.04370 | 144 | 108 | 31 | 5 |
993 | Your twin brother is a lot taller than I remember. | 1.2847 | 0.04142 | 144 | 106 | 35 | 3 |
994 | Will your ego be joining us or just making things uncomfortable? | 1.2847 | 0.04258 | 144 | 107 | 33 | 4 |
995 | The Macy Day Parade wouldn't be the same without you! | 1.2847 | 0.04587 | 144 | 110 | 27 | 7 |
996 | It's King Clone. | 1.2847 | 0.04587 | 144 | 110 | 27 | 7 |
997 | Reports claim he’s terrorizing the city with subpar wine recommendations. | 1.2847 | 0.04480 | 144 | 109 | 29 | 6 |
998 | He says he's your brother from a bigger mother. | 1.2847 | 0.04370 | 144 | 108 | 31 | 5 |
999 | For the last time, Facebook does not sell your personal information. | 1.2847 | 0.04480 | 144 | 109 | 29 | 6 |
1000 | It’s really a small world we live in. Don’t you agree? | 1.2847 | 0.04587 | 144 | 110 | 27 | 7 |
1001 | Is this a trial balloon or are you seriously campaigning for president of the homeowners association.? | 1.2847 | 0.04480 | 144 | 109 | 29 | 6 |
1002 | I told you not to tell him where we going. | 1.2847 | 0.04587 | 144 | 110 | 27 | 7 |
1003 | That reminds me. You should think about getting a toupee. | 1.2847 | 0.04370 | 144 | 108 | 31 | 5 |
1004 | Meet my Ex. | 1.2847 | 0.04480 | 144 | 109 | 29 | 6 |
1005 | What did you expect, with a humongous mirror and a bottle that says 'Drink me'? | 1.2847 | 0.04480 | 144 | 109 | 29 | 6 |
1006 | He should really see an endocrinologist. | 1.2847 | 0.04370 | 144 | 108 | 31 | 5 |
1007 | The parade is so much more fun when the wine is spiked with a hallucinogen, don't you think? | 1.2847 | 0.04023 | 144 | 105 | 37 | 2 |
1008 | First, we need to cut the nose hairs. | 1.2847 | 0.04258 | 144 | 107 | 33 | 4 |
1009 | Maybe this is the version of you that can satisfy me. | 1.2847 | 0.04480 | 144 | 109 | 29 | 6 |
1010 | We can enjoy our drinks right here - please don't mind my magnifying mirror. | 1.2847 | 0.04370 | 144 | 108 | 31 | 5 |
1011 | Told you,,,twelfth floor or higher. | 1.2847 | 0.04480 | 144 | 109 | 29 | 6 |
1012 | I still say you’re full of more hot air. | 1.2847 | 0.04258 | 144 | 107 | 33 | 4 |
1013 | This isn’t what I meant by, “size matters”... | 1.2847 | 0.04023 | 144 | 105 | 37 | 2 |
1014 | I guess you really are an airhead. | 1.2847 | 0.04587 | 144 | 110 | 27 | 7 |
1015 | Even Macy’s is trying to prove you’re an airhead. | 1.2847 | 0.04587 | 144 | 110 | 27 | 7 |
1016 | I told you we should gotten a place on a higher floor! | 1.2847 | 0.04370 | 144 | 108 | 31 | 5 |
1017 | These prescription windows are so cool. | 1.2847 | 0.04692 | 144 | 111 | 25 | 8 |
1018 | Yes, I know I agreed to a mirror behind the bar, but I didn’t agree to a magnifying mirror. | 1.2847 | 0.04480 | 144 | 109 | 29 | 6 |
1019 | The Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade will never be the same... | 1.2847 | 0.04894 | 144 | 113 | 21 | 10 |
1020 | Seriously, this is your idea of a birthday gift? | 1.2847 | 0.04692 | 144 | 111 | 25 | 8 |
1021 | Well, Snoopy sprang a leak, so I lent them that balloon I made for your car dealership. | 1.2847 | 0.04794 | 144 | 112 | 23 | 9 |
1022 | I told you Macy’s Platinum card had it’s rewards | 1.2847 | 0.04587 | 144 | 110 | 27 | 7 |
1023 | You know you've finally made it to full capitalist pig status when the protesters mock you with a helium filled balloon. | 1.2847 | 0.04480 | 144 | 109 | 29 | 6 |
1024 | I'm sorry, John. He's a bigger man than you are. | 1.2847 | 0.04794 | 144 | 112 | 23 | 9 |
1025 | The balloons are a little creepy this year, don't you think? | 1.2847 | 0.04370 | 144 | 108 | 31 | 5 |
1026 | You may be marketing yourself a little too hard. | 1.2847 | 0.04142 | 144 | 106 | 35 | 3 |
1027 | Your own parade balloon, Eric ... are you happy now? | 1.2847 | 0.04794 | 144 | 112 | 23 | 9 |
1028 | Your brother is one hundred times the man you are. | 1.2847 | 0.04370 | 144 | 108 | 31 | 5 |
1029 | Looks like Macy’s not only used your data but also your likeness for this year’s Thanksgiving parade. | 1.2847 | 0.04370 | 144 | 108 | 31 | 5 |
1030 | We paid our taxes, right? | 1.2847 | 0.04258 | 144 | 107 | 33 | 4 |
1031 | Now do you believe me? | 1.2847 | 0.04142 | 144 | 111 | 27 | 6 |
1032 | Remember the jockstrap on the sixth floor? | 1.2847 | 0.04258 | 144 | 107 | 33 | 4 |
1033 | Surely You Don't Have That "Big Brother Is Watching You" Thing Again. | 1.2847 | 0.04258 | 144 | 107 | 33 | 4 |
1034 | I can't believe this place comes with a self-observation deck! | 1.2847 | 0.04258 | 144 | 107 | 33 | 4 |
1035 | Frank, guess what, the Nieman Marcus catalogue now sells custom Thanksgiving Day Parade balloons and I ordered one of you! | 1.2847 | 0.04587 | 144 | 110 | 27 | 7 |
1036 | You won the Thanksgiving parade lottery. | 1.2847 | 0.04142 | 144 | 106 | 35 | 3 |
1037 | Watching you watching us | 1.2847 | 0.04370 | 144 | 108 | 31 | 5 |
1038 | Happy Thanksgiving, Nathan. It took me 19 years to save enough to have the balloon created and to get Macy's to agree to include you in the parade. Isn't this better than a stripper dressed like a turkey? | 1.2847 | 0.04480 | 144 | 109 | 29 | 6 |
1039 | Gary, come see. This float looks just like Hitler. | 1.2847 | 0.04894 | 144 | 113 | 21 | 10 |
1040 | Wow, and I thought the wine only went to my head! | 1.2847 | 0.04692 | 144 | 111 | 25 | 8 |
1041 | The Grinch balloon exploded and they needed a substitute. | 1.2847 | 0.04370 | 144 | 108 | 31 | 5 |
1042 | Finally, a job suited to your inflated ego. Thank you, Macy's! | 1.2847 | 0.04258 | 144 | 107 | 33 | 4 |
1043 | It's my Ex. | 1.2847 | 0.04587 | 144 | 110 | 27 | 7 |
1044 | Surprise, honey - you're going to be in the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade! | 1.2847 | 0.04692 | 144 | 111 | 25 | 8 |
1045 | Your big brother is here for the Thanksgiving Day parade. | 1.2847 | 0.04480 | 144 | 109 | 29 | 6 |
1046 | It's better to be full of wine than full of hot air! | 1.2837 | 0.04190 | 141 | 104 | 34 | 3 |
1047 | For once I wish you'd just look at yourself in the mirror. | 1.2828 | 0.04453 | 145 | 110 | 29 | 6 |
1048 | It's the tallest float....AND you're naked! | 1.2828 | 0.04663 | 145 | 112 | 25 | 8 |
1049 | Are you sure we've never met? I feel like I've seen your face before... | 1.2828 | 0.04000 | 145 | 106 | 37 | 2 |
1050 | Don't want to pop your balloon or anything, Harold, but as the kids would say, it's low key hella creepy. | 1.2828 | 0.04663 | 145 | 112 | 25 | 8 |
1051 | Ah, I see you’ve met my brother! | 1.2817 | 0.04283 | 142 | 106 | 32 | 4 |
1052 | I know that I have seen that face somewhere before. I just can not place it. | 1.2817 | 0.04398 | 142 | 107 | 30 | 5 |
1053 | Surveillance? Here? I doubt it. | 1.2817 | 0.04398 | 142 | 107 | 30 | 5 |
1054 | Happy Thanksgiving, Dear. I bought you a float. | 1.2817 | 0.04510 | 142 | 108 | 28 | 6 |
1055 | See! I told you the downstairs apartment was bigger! | 1.2817 | 0.04398 | 142 | 107 | 30 | 5 |
1056 | See! Even more proof of your inflated view of yourself. | 1.2817 | 0.04398 | 142 | 107 | 30 | 5 |
1057 | It's not really an optical illusion, it just looks like one. | 1.2808 | 0.04208 | 146 | 109 | 33 | 4 |
1058 | Now do you see why you need nose hair trimmer? | 1.2808 | 0.04208 | 146 | 109 | 33 | 4 |
1059 | Tell me you're not related to Big Brother. | 1.2806 | 0.04336 | 139 | 104 | 31 | 4 |
1060 | Don't just sit there. Stand up for yourself. | 1.2797 | 0.04483 | 143 | 109 | 28 | 6 |
1061 | The label says more than one drink daily may cause a big head.'" | 1.2797 | 0.04483 | 143 | 109 | 28 | 6 |
1062 | Darling, your inner critic appears to have escaped again. | 1.2797 | 0.04372 | 143 | 108 | 30 | 5 |
1063 | Stanley, I'm just gonna say it: You have an inflated view of yourself. | 1.2797 | 0.04372 | 143 | 108 | 30 | 5 |
1064 | OK. Now you are just projecting! | 1.2797 | 0.04258 | 143 | 107 | 32 | 4 |
1065 | Oh come on, honey, why the tall face? | 1.2797 | 0.04258 | 143 | 107 | 32 | 4 |
1066 | Looks like another creepy balloon parade. | 1.2797 | 0.04483 | 143 | 109 | 28 | 6 |
1067 | Your "id" doesn't intimidate me. I'm not opening another bottle! | 1.2797 | 0.04372 | 143 | 108 | 30 | 5 |
1068 | I just feel like you're always staring at me. | 1.2797 | 0.04140 | 143 | 106 | 34 | 3 |
1069 | I’m liking the Macy’s floats more every year. | 1.2797 | 0.03895 | 143 | 104 | 38 | 1 |
1070 | Nothing like a glass of Chardonnay with a few drops of LSD. | 1.2794 | 0.04861 | 136 | 106 | 22 | 8 |
1071 | It's not you. It's Photoshop.” | 1.2794 | 0.04264 | 136 | 101 | 32 | 3 |
1072 | Shut the f-ing Door, you really are in the Macy's Parade | 1.2786 | 0.04427 | 140 | 106 | 29 | 5 |
1073 | Oh look sweetheart. The accountant balloon in the Macy's Day parade . | 1.2786 | 0.04762 | 140 | 109 | 23 | 8 |
1074 | About this Big Brother you mentioned... | 1.2786 | 0.04309 | 140 | 105 | 31 | 4 |
1075 | You really are able to get outside yourself. | 1.2786 | 0.04309 | 140 | 105 | 31 | 4 |
1076 | Now will you agree that this is the perfect apartment for viewing the parade? | 1.2786 | 0.04541 | 140 | 107 | 27 | 6 |
1077 | Remember the old days, when they only wanted to know what we were watching on tv? | 1.2786 | 0.04309 | 140 | 105 | 31 | 4 |
1078 | your doppelgänger seems to have more hot air then even you do. | 1.2786 | 0.04309 | 140 | 105 | 31 | 4 |
1079 | For Heaven’s sake George...enough with the selfies | 1.2786 | 0.04427 | 140 | 106 | 29 | 5 |
1080 | Remind me to get my eyes checked on Monday. | 1.2786 | 0.04427 | 140 | 106 | 29 | 5 |
1081 | Wow, I'm impressed. You really are in charge of the floats for the parade | 1.2786 | 0.04309 | 140 | 105 | 31 | 4 |
1082 | And we thought the SpongeBob balloon was creepy. | 1.2786 | 0.04762 | 140 | 109 | 23 | 8 |
1083 | Bob, your ego is ballooning out of control. | 1.2786 | 0.04309 | 140 | 105 | 31 | 4 |
1084 | Oh, this is Harold, my ex-husband. | 1.2786 | 0.04309 | 140 | 105 | 31 | 4 |
1085 | I didn't know your big brother was in town. | 1.2786 | 0.04427 | 140 | 106 | 29 | 5 |
1086 | So how long have you felt like you are on the outside looking in? | 1.2786 | 0.04427 | 140 | 106 | 29 | 5 |
1087 | I am impressed, Mr. Macy, I am. | 1.2786 | 0.04427 | 140 | 106 | 29 | 5 |
1088 | Honey, they're delivering the personalized parade float that you ordered online! | 1.2786 | 0.04653 | 140 | 108 | 25 | 7 |
1089 | Didn't the Giants move to San Francisco? | 1.2774 | 0.04602 | 137 | 105 | 26 | 6 |
1090 | I think it captures your ego. | 1.2774 | 0.04238 | 137 | 102 | 32 | 3 |
1091 | King Kong's accountant has arrived. | 1.2766 | 0.04733 | 141 | 110 | 23 | 8 |
1092 | Honey, I think you're really going to like this next one. | 1.2766 | 0.04283 | 141 | 106 | 31 | 4 |
1093 | I know we said no gifts, but... | 1.2766 | 0.04513 | 141 | 108 | 27 | 6 |
1094 | Wow, that job at Macy's comes with cool perks. | 1.2766 | 0.04283 | 141 | 106 | 31 | 4 |
1095 | I only got this new surveillance system on a 30-day trial offer! | 1.2766 | 0.04400 | 141 | 107 | 29 | 5 |
1096 | Well, if you want privacy, get off the roof. | 1.2766 | 0.04400 | 141 | 107 | 29 | 5 |
1097 | Didn't you tell your Father about us? | 1.2766 | 0.04733 | 141 | 110 | 23 | 8 |
1098 | Look Honey! It's the debut of your action figure balloon! | 1.2766 | 0.04283 | 141 | 106 | 31 | 4 |
1099 | I really see you in this city, in a big way. | 1.2754 | 0.04335 | 138 | 104 | 30 | 4 |
1100 | They say every great city is the reflection of one man. Of course, this is Dubuque. | 1.2754 | 0.04212 | 138 | 103 | 32 | 3 |
1101 | Imagine that—I always thought it was you who was full of hot air! | 1.2754 | 0.04687 | 138 | 107 | 24 | 7 |
1102 | you are looking at me as if you have seen a ghost | 1.2754 | 0.04573 | 138 | 106 | 26 | 6 |
1103 | It’s a shame that video of you went viral just in time for the Macy’s Day Parade. | 1.2754 | 0.04799 | 138 | 108 | 22 | 8 |
1104 | Can't be. King Kong isn't bald. | 1.2754 | 0.04573 | 138 | 106 | 26 | 6 |
1105 | Come on, you have to admit there’s a slight resemblance? | 1.2754 | 0.04335 | 138 | 104 | 30 | 4 |
1106 | Look. I won the "Design a New Balloon" contest for the Thanksgiving Day Parade. | 1.2754 | 0.04573 | 138 | 106 | 26 | 6 |
1107 | I wish you wouldn’t look at me like that! | 1.2754 | 0.04573 | 138 | 106 | 26 | 6 |
1108 | See... I knew you would make tonight about you! | 1.2754 | 0.04456 | 138 | 105 | 28 | 5 |
1109 | You were right Henry, your brother is a lot bigger in person. | 1.2754 | 0.04212 | 138 | 103 | 32 | 3 |
1110 | Ok, we're organic wine people now | 1.2754 | 0.04687 | 138 | 107 | 24 | 7 |
1111 | Now you know how I feel every day. | 1.2754 | 0.04799 | 138 | 108 | 22 | 8 |
1112 | Sorry Paul, it's my ex, Phil. He says he's ready to be the bigger man | 1.2754 | 0.04212 | 138 | 103 | 32 | 3 |
1113 | You didn't tell me your ex had a moustache, too. | 1.2754 | 0.04456 | 138 | 105 | 28 | 5 |
1114 | Do you like your Birthday parade? | 1.2754 | 0.04335 | 138 | 104 | 30 | 4 |
1115 | This isn't a dealbreaker, is it? | 1.2754 | 0.04573 | 138 | 106 | 26 | 6 |
1116 | Why do you always try to belittle me? | 1.2754 | 0.04212 | 138 | 103 | 32 | 3 |
1117 | I think you should try a different search engine. | 1.2754 | 0.04212 | 138 | 103 | 32 | 3 |
1118 | Well, you were the one who wanted to "live larger." | 1.2754 | 0.04456 | 138 | 105 | 28 | 5 |
1119 | Looks like Bob's back to borrow another ton of sugar. | 1.2754 | 0.04687 | 138 | 107 | 24 | 7 |
1120 | It's as if I am watching me, watching her, watch me. | 1.2754 | 0.04573 | 138 | 106 | 26 | 6 |
1121 | As parade balloons go, I think it's an excellent likeness. | 1.2754 | 0.04335 | 138 | 104 | 30 | 4 |
1122 | Honey, I will only use this on nights when you were not here. | 1.2754 | 0.04799 | 138 | 108 | 22 | 8 |
1123 | They say the balloon adds ten pounds, but I just don’t see it! | 1.2754 | 0.04212 | 138 | 103 | 32 | 3 |
1124 | But I thought you would be happy with my submission to the Macy's Parade! | 1.2754 | 0.04687 | 138 | 107 | 24 | 7 |
1125 | No, I'm not on a parade route. Why do you ask? | 1.2754 | 0.04573 | 138 | 106 | 26 | 6 |
1126 | Surprise! You always said you wanted to be in the Thanksgiving Day Parade! | 1.2754 | 0.04573 | 138 | 106 | 26 | 6 |
1127 | On Thanksgiving Mark learned from his wife how Macy’s honors their premium cardholders. | 1.2754 | 0.04687 | 138 | 107 | 24 | 7 |
1128 | Being the president of Macy's has its drawbacks. | 1.2754 | 0.04456 | 138 | 105 | 28 | 5 |
1129 | Even though you’re in the Macy’s Day parade I’m still not going out with you. | 1.2754 | 0.04456 | 138 | 105 | 28 | 5 |
1130 | Facebook's surveillance is ridiculous. | 1.2754 | 0.04687 | 138 | 107 | 24 | 7 |
1131 | You really have an inflated ego! | 1.2754 | 0.04456 | 138 | 105 | 28 | 5 |
1132 | Everyone at your office thought that making you a parade float was a great idea. They all chipped in! | 1.2754 | 0.04573 | 138 | 106 | 26 | 6 |
1133 | It makes your nose look big. | 1.2754 | 0.04335 | 138 | 104 | 30 | 4 |
1134 | Look! You've ballooned into a holiday tradition. | 1.2754 | 0.04335 | 138 | 104 | 30 | 4 |
1135 | You finally made it into the Macy's Christmas parade! | 1.2754 | 0.04335 | 138 | 104 | 30 | 4 |
1136 | You? Macy's? What a way to Propose! Yes! | 1.2754 | 0.04335 | 138 | 104 | 30 | 4 |
1137 | It's just my old boyfriend, King Cohn. | 1.2754 | 0.04687 | 138 | 107 | 24 | 7 |
1138 | Ambassadorships, board appointments and now Thanksgiving Day parade balloons. Nowadays, a million dollars can buy you anything. | 1.2754 | 0.04335 | 138 | 104 | 30 | 4 |
1139 | You didn't tell me you won the Macy's "Be the Balloon" contest! | 1.2754 | 0.04456 | 138 | 105 | 28 | 5 |
1140 | You always said you dreamed of being in the Macy's Thanksgiving parade. Well voila! | 1.2754 | 0.05014 | 138 | 110 | 18 | 10 |
1141 | I think my husband is on to us! | 1.2754 | 0.04687 | 138 | 107 | 24 | 7 |
1142 | Look! Up in the sky! It's a bird . . . it's a plane . . . it's SELFIE MAN! | 1.2754 | 0.04456 | 138 | 105 | 28 | 5 |
1143 | Your head isn't that big. The mirror adds ten pounds. | 1.2754 | 0.04799 | 138 | 108 | 22 | 8 |
1144 | I couldn't resist "your head as a Macy's float" in the goop holiday gift guide. | 1.2754 | 0.04456 | 138 | 105 | 28 | 5 |
1145 | Look, Harold, they added your balloon to the parade! | 1.2754 | 0.04456 | 138 | 105 | 28 | 5 |
1146 | My dad just won’t let go. | 1.2754 | 0.04799 | 138 | 108 | 22 | 8 |
1147 | Howard, look! Your inflated ego has finally made it to the Macy's Parade! | 1.2754 | 0.04687 | 138 | 107 | 24 | 7 |
1148 | Honey, you didn't tell me the parade was doing egos this year | 1.2746 | 0.04486 | 142 | 109 | 27 | 6 |
1149 | It looks just like you, except you’re wearing pants. | 1.2741 | 0.04514 | 135 | 103 | 27 | 5 |
1150 | I think full bodied is what you’re looking for. | 1.2741 | 0.04390 | 135 | 102 | 29 | 4 |
1151 | You think you see what? | 1.2741 | 0.04130 | 135 | 100 | 33 | 2 |
1152 | Why, Mr. Macy, that parade balloon is SPECTACULAR! Now may I have some more wine? | 1.2741 | 0.04514 | 135 | 103 | 27 | 5 |
1153 | Oh! That's my big brother. He's a bit overprotective. | 1.2741 | 0.04635 | 135 | 104 | 25 | 6 |
1154 | I'm sorry but he's proven himself to be the bigger person. | 1.2741 | 0.04867 | 135 | 106 | 21 | 8 |
1155 | Well, this certainly gives "Here's looking at you" a new twist. | 1.2741 | 0.04390 | 135 | 102 | 29 | 4 |
1156 | Dear, did you ever feel as though you were having an out of body experience? | 1.2741 | 0.04514 | 135 | 103 | 27 | 5 |
1157 | Facing your giant inflatable avatar is the best way to deal with your issues. | 1.2741 | 0.04514 | 135 | 103 | 27 | 5 |
1158 | Honey, look! I told you if I spent enough money shopping at Macy's they would design a balloon after you. | 1.2741 | 0.04390 | 135 | 102 | 29 | 4 |
1159 | Bill, I forgot to tell you that your twin brother with the thyroid problem is joining us for Thanksgiving. | 1.2741 | 0.04753 | 135 | 105 | 23 | 7 |
1160 | We'll have to play it cool. My big brother is watching. | 1.2741 | 0.04514 | 135 | 103 | 27 | 5 |
1161 | I don't know if it's big brother or Macy's. | 1.2741 | 0.04635 | 135 | 104 | 25 | 6 |
1162 | Seriously, don't you think this whole surveillance capitalism thing has gone too far? | 1.2741 | 0.04753 | 135 | 105 | 23 | 7 |
1163 | Since when has Macy's allowed selfie balloons? | 1.2741 | 0.04514 | 135 | 103 | 27 | 5 |
1164 | This neighborhood is really giantrifying. | 1.2741 | 0.04514 | 135 | 103 | 27 | 5 |
1165 | Well, I certainly don’t want to imagine washing his underwear! | 1.2741 | 0.04514 | 135 | 103 | 27 | 5 |
1166 | Well, I’ve always said you’re full of hot air. | 1.2741 | 0.04514 | 135 | 103 | 27 | 5 |
1167 | so is this what you meant by Big Brother? | 1.2741 | 0.04390 | 135 | 102 | 29 | 4 |
1168 | That $5M premium we paid for this place on the parade route? Totally worth it! | 1.2741 | 0.04514 | 135 | 103 | 27 | 5 |
1169 | Your superego has returned! | 1.2741 | 0.04514 | 135 | 103 | 27 | 5 |
1170 | Just imagine the view four floors down. | 1.2741 | 0.04262 | 135 | 101 | 31 | 3 |
1171 | Don't be alarmed, it's only your inner-self trying to break free. How's the wine? | 1.2741 | 0.04867 | 135 | 106 | 21 | 8 |
1172 | Really? You've got such an inflated ego. | 1.2741 | 0.04635 | 135 | 104 | 25 | 6 |
1173 | I had it made to match your inflated ego. | 1.2741 | 0.04514 | 135 | 103 | 27 | 5 |
1174 | What makes you think the Russians are listening in? | 1.2741 | 0.04514 | 135 | 103 | 27 | 5 |
1175 | So is that how you really see yourself? | 1.2741 | 0.04390 | 135 | 102 | 29 | 4 |
1176 | Parade started and...surprise! | 1.2741 | 0.04514 | 135 | 103 | 27 | 5 |
1177 | I think it’s just the absinthe. | 1.2741 | 0.04514 | 135 | 103 | 27 | 5 |
1178 | I knew you could make it big! | 1.2741 | 0.04514 | 135 | 103 | 27 | 5 |
1179 | I get the feeling you’re watching my every move. | 1.2741 | 0.04390 | 135 | 102 | 29 | 4 |
1180 | I'm not that drunk, ... right? | 1.2741 | 0.04635 | 135 | 104 | 25 | 6 |
1181 | It's no wonder they call this wine, "Mount Rushmore." | 1.2734 | 0.04428 | 139 | 106 | 28 | 5 |
1182 | Why can't you be the bigger man just once? | 1.2734 | 0.04309 | 139 | 105 | 30 | 4 |
1183 | Impressive, but Ben Carson has a picture of himself and Jesus in his house. | 1.2734 | 0.04768 | 139 | 109 | 22 | 8 |
1184 | what the fuck | 1.2734 | 0.05086 | 139 | 112 | 16 | 11 |
1185 | I asked for a little head. | 1.2727 | 0.04821 | 132 | 103 | 22 | 7 |
1186 | I really like the bigger you! | 1.2721 | 0.04485 | 136 | 104 | 27 | 5 |
1187 | Is this the surprise? Macy's made a balloon of you for their parade? | 1.2721 | 0.04836 | 136 | 107 | 21 | 8 |
1188 | Well look at that! You finally found yourself. | 1.2721 | 0.04362 | 136 | 103 | 29 | 4 |
1189 | Your big brother is watching again. | 1.2721 | 0.04235 | 136 | 102 | 31 | 3 |
1190 | Your brother with the pituitary condition is here. | 1.2721 | 0.04485 | 136 | 104 | 27 | 5 |
1191 | Reality writ large! | 1.2721 | 0.04485 | 136 | 104 | 27 | 5 |
1192 | Well at least now you know what your mustache looks like. | 1.2721 | 0.04605 | 136 | 105 | 25 | 6 |
1193 | Second date. Thanksgiving Day. Balloon heiress. Why not? | 1.2721 | 0.04947 | 136 | 108 | 19 | 9 |
1194 | Even the float version has a smug look on his face. | 1.2721 | 0.04485 | 136 | 104 | 27 | 5 |
1195 | We should introduce him to your mother. | 1.2707 | 0.05021 | 133 | 106 | 18 | 9 |
1196 | Congrats -- you made the parade! | 1.2687 | 0.04515 | 134 | 103 | 26 | 5 |
1197 | Dear, your nose is spot on, but Macy's got your eyes too big | 1.2687 | 0.04637 | 134 | 104 | 24 | 6 |
1198 | I think so but I'm not positive it's the same guy. | 1.2687 | 0.04389 | 134 | 102 | 28 | 4 |
1199 | Darling,I see you've been doing some serious self-reflection. | 1.2687 | 0.04515 | 134 | 103 | 26 | 5 |
1200 | I'm just saying, sometimes you only think about yourself. | 1.2687 | 0.04515 | 134 | 103 | 26 | 5 |
1201 | A Harley for your 50th just didn't seem practical in Manhattan. | 1.2687 | 0.04757 | 134 | 105 | 22 | 7 |
1202 | See, you are fixated with yourself. | 1.2687 | 0.04259 | 134 | 101 | 30 | 3 |
1203 | You're not going to let your ego get in the way of this date, are you? | 1.2687 | 0.04515 | 134 | 103 | 26 | 5 |
1204 | And where do you suggest we store this when the parade is over? | 1.2687 | 0.04389 | 134 | 102 | 28 | 4 |
1205 | I figured if Spongebob could have his own balloon in the parade,so could you. | 1.2687 | 0.04389 | 134 | 102 | 28 | 4 |
1206 | Like it? I call it 'Ex-Boyfriend.' So, finish your wine and go. | 1.2687 | 0.04873 | 134 | 106 | 20 | 8 |
1207 | we"re going to need another bottle for your brother. | 1.2687 | 0.04259 | 134 | 101 | 30 | 3 |
1208 | I bet '1984' hit pretty close to home for you. | 1.2687 | 0.04637 | 134 | 104 | 24 | 6 |
1209 | Congratulations! You’ve gone from bobble head to balloon. | 1.2687 | 0.04389 | 134 | 102 | 28 | 4 |
1210 | So ... you actually meant that "Big Brother" thing literally! | 1.2687 | 0.04515 | 134 | 103 | 26 | 5 |
1211 | I’m surprised you’d say so on our first date, but, yes! It’s bigger than both of us! | 1.2687 | 0.04259 | 134 | 101 | 30 | 3 |
1212 | I prefer Godzilla. You know where you are with him. | 1.2687 | 0.04515 | 134 | 103 | 26 | 5 |
1213 | I guess you said you were a rising executive at Macys | 1.2687 | 0.04637 | 134 | 104 | 24 | 6 |
1214 | Now aren't you happy we paid for these seats for the parade? | 1.2687 | 0.04125 | 134 | 100 | 32 | 2 |
1215 | Looks like you've got a bigger following than you thought! | 1.2687 | 0.04637 | 134 | 104 | 24 | 6 |
1216 | Are you proposing?! | 1.2687 | 0.04873 | 134 | 106 | 20 | 8 |
1217 | Face it, Gordon. You have an inflated image of yourself. | 1.2687 | 0.04389 | 134 | 102 | 28 | 4 |
1218 | Honey, YOU are this year's surprise balloon in the Thanksgiving Day parade. | 1.2687 | 0.04757 | 134 | 105 | 22 | 7 |
1219 | You said you had that Trump fixation under control. | 1.2687 | 0.04515 | 134 | 103 | 26 | 5 |
1220 | I had no idea you were going to be in the parade! | 1.2687 | 0.04637 | 134 | 104 | 24 | 6 |
1221 | Really big brother is watching! | 1.2687 | 0.04637 | 134 | 104 | 24 | 6 |
1222 | It's a balloon celebrating my love for you Larry" | 1.2687 | 0.04515 | 134 | 103 | 26 | 5 |
1223 | Does this mean there's a big me coming too? | 1.2687 | 0.04389 | 134 | 102 | 28 | 4 |
1224 | Oh, I forgot to tell you, now we have Ultra-Prime. | 1.2667 | 0.04607 | 135 | 105 | 24 | 6 |
1225 | Wow. How does anyone tell you apart? | 1.2667 | 0.04486 | 135 | 104 | 26 | 5 |
1226 | You can cross this off your bucket list. | 1.2656 | 0.04365 | 128 | 97 | 28 | 3 |
1227 | Cute, but couldn't you have gone with the Baby Trump balloon for this year's parade? | 1.2656 | 0.05020 | 128 | 102 | 18 | 8 |
1228 | You don't mind my father dropping over. | 1.2656 | 0.04896 | 128 | 101 | 20 | 7 |
1229 | "It helps to visualize your biggest weakness. | 1.2656 | 0.04503 | 128 | 98 | 26 | 4 |
1230 | We'd have much more privacy if you had gone for the penthouse. | 1.2656 | 0.04638 | 128 | 99 | 24 | 5 |
1231 | Whoa...They say the camera adds 5 pounds ! But.... | 1.2656 | 0.04769 | 128 | 100 | 22 | 6 |
1232 | No worries. It's just my alter ego. | 1.2656 | 0.04769 | 128 | 100 | 22 | 6 |
1233 | Shall we toast to your mounting anxiety? | 1.2656 | 0.04896 | 128 | 101 | 20 | 7 |
1234 | Come here, you can see down past your stomach. | 1.2656 | 0.05020 | 128 | 102 | 18 | 8 |
1235 | Isn't that the wine critic from the newspaper? | 1.2656 | 0.04638 | 128 | 99 | 24 | 5 |
1236 | This guy certainly confirms George Orwell's prophesy! | 1.2656 | 0.04638 | 128 | 99 | 24 | 5 |
1237 | Don't be afraid - it's just the hollow gaze of your life passing by! | 1.2656 | 0.05020 | 128 | 102 | 18 | 8 |
1238 | This wine can really mess with your head. | 1.2656 | 0.04221 | 128 | 96 | 30 | 2 |
1239 | This is the man I was telling you about. | 1.2656 | 0.04221 | 128 | 96 | 30 | 2 |
1240 | It's time you knew – I'm leaving you for your grandiose sense of self-importance. | 1.2656 | 0.04896 | 128 | 101 | 20 | 7 |
1241 | You created him, Bill, so it's you who must destroy him. | 1.2656 | 0.04365 | 128 | 97 | 28 | 3 |
1242 | Blink! | 1.2656 | 0.04769 | 128 | 100 | 22 | 6 |
1243 | Finally, a New Yorker cartoon gets a parade balloon. And you're it! | 1.2656 | 0.04769 | 128 | 100 | 22 | 6 |
1244 | 911 dispatch said not to call again when I've been drinking. | 1.2656 | 0.04896 | 128 | 101 | 20 | 7 |
1245 | Happy birthday Stan! It’s a balloon portrait! | 1.2656 | 0.04638 | 128 | 99 | 24 | 5 |
1246 | He wants to know how downsizing is working for us | 1.2652 | 0.04545 | 132 | 102 | 25 | 5 |
1247 | Now you have some idea what I have to stare at all day! | 1.2652 | 0.04912 | 132 | 105 | 19 | 8 |
1248 | I think I’ve had one too many. | 1.2647 | 0.05200 | 102 | 79 | 19 | 4 |
1249 | I told you Macy’s was collecting your information. | 1.2636 | 0.04607 | 129 | 100 | 24 | 5 |
1250 | Daddy would like to meet you. | 1.2636 | 0.04607 | 129 | 100 | 24 | 5 |
1251 | Do these slacks make my... oh never mind! You are always so self-absorbed. | 1.2636 | 0.04607 | 129 | 100 | 24 | 5 |
1252 | Surprise Herbert!...it’s your own Macy’s Parade balloon. | 1.2636 | 0.04607 | 129 | 100 | 24 | 5 |
1253 | He wants to know if that's a Riesling or a chardonnay. | 1.2636 | 0.04736 | 129 | 101 | 22 | 6 |
1254 | So you CAN be tied down... | 1.2636 | 0.04336 | 129 | 98 | 28 | 3 |
1255 | Alexa is watching,I figured big brother should,too. | 1.2636 | 0.04607 | 129 | 100 | 24 | 5 |
1256 | Before you react, try for once to be the bigger man. | 1.2636 | 0.04862 | 129 | 102 | 20 | 7 |
1257 | I told you Big Brother is watching. | 1.2636 | 0.04607 | 129 | 100 | 24 | 5 |
1258 | You? An over-inflated ego? Why would you ask that, Bill? | 1.2636 | 0.04985 | 129 | 103 | 18 | 8 |
1259 | If he joins us again for dinner, this time he picks up the check | 1.2636 | 0.04607 | 129 | 100 | 24 | 5 |
1260 | Did we ever find out why the neighborhood is called Brobdingnag? | 1.2636 | 0.04736 | 129 | 101 | 22 | 6 |
1261 | Oh, don't be silly... He's just a friend | 1.2636 | 0.04336 | 129 | 98 | 28 | 3 |
1262 | It's an all new you, Harvey. And, whoa, who says size doesn't matter? | 1.2636 | 0.04736 | 129 | 101 | 22 | 6 |
1263 | It's just your new contact lenses . They make everything look bigger. | 1.2636 | 0.04473 | 129 | 99 | 26 | 4 |
1264 | Why Walter, I didn't know you had such a big alter ego! | 1.2636 | 0.04736 | 129 | 101 | 22 | 6 |
1265 | I am now in favor of limits on social media. | 1.2636 | 0.04473 | 129 | 99 | 26 | 4 |
1266 | You’ve always been your own biggest critic. | 1.2636 | 0.04473 | 129 | 99 | 26 | 4 |
1267 | Look Frank. Your Macys day parade balloon is full of hot air and has a big head, like you. | 1.2636 | 0.04336 | 129 | 98 | 28 | 3 |
1268 | I'm gonna have to get my ex a restraining order | 1.2636 | 0.04607 | 129 | 100 | 24 | 5 |
1269 | They’re free with every fifth Trump Baby Balloon. | 1.2636 | 0.04736 | 129 | 101 | 22 | 6 |
1270 | Oh, Harold! You're a Macy's Parade balloon! You finally made it! | 1.2636 | 0.04473 | 129 | 99 | 26 | 4 |
1271 | Honey! It's your big brother again. | 1.2636 | 0.03894 | 129 | 95 | 34 | 0 |
1272 | It’s also full of hot air. | 1.2636 | 0.04736 | 129 | 101 | 22 | 6 |
1273 | You going to let your ego do the talking? | 1.2636 | 0.04862 | 129 | 102 | 20 | 7 |
1274 | This isn't what I meant when I told you to be the bigger man. | 1.2636 | 0.04985 | 129 | 103 | 18 | 8 |
1275 | Look, your ego arrived. | 1.2636 | 0.04607 | 129 | 100 | 24 | 5 |
1276 | He's only a problem during cold and flu season, and then I just stay inside. | 1.2636 | 0.04473 | 129 | 99 | 26 | 4 |
1277 | Don't worry, honey. It's just your ego. | 1.2636 | 0.04473 | 129 | 99 | 26 | 4 |
1278 | What does it say about the US when Hitler is in the Macy Day's Parade? | 1.2636 | 0.04607 | 129 | 100 | 24 | 5 |
1279 | Can't you be the bigger man just this once? | 1.2636 | 0.04336 | 129 | 98 | 28 | 3 |
1280 | Peekaboo! | 1.2632 | 0.04515 | 133 | 103 | 25 | 5 |
1281 | I've never seen your eyes so big, Larry. | 1.2632 | 0.04879 | 133 | 106 | 19 | 8 |
1282 | Disney really cut down on what floats Macy's could use this year. | 1.2632 | 0.04387 | 133 | 102 | 27 | 4 |
1283 | You are just projecting | 1.2623 | 0.04478 | 122 | 93 | 26 | 3 |
1284 | Honey, are you sure this is just wine? | 1.2623 | 0.04478 | 122 | 93 | 26 | 3 |
1285 | I am going to have to stop drinking. I don't like what I see. | 1.2619 | 0.04935 | 126 | 100 | 19 | 7 |
1286 | Relax. Just ignore my ex-husband. | 1.2619 | 0.04671 | 126 | 98 | 23 | 5 |
1287 | Macy's has some unexpected new parade balloons this year. | 1.2619 | 0.04390 | 126 | 96 | 27 | 3 |
1288 | Stop worrying! It's not like there's some "Sommelier Monster" who will see that you put ice in the wine. | 1.2619 | 0.04805 | 126 | 99 | 21 | 6 |
1289 | I told you my Daddy is over protective. | 1.2615 | 0.04307 | 130 | 99 | 28 | 3 |
1290 | Do you think we would be more comfortable if I put the shade down? | 1.2609 | 0.04636 | 115 | 88 | 24 | 3 |
1291 | No, today's NOT Macy's Parade. Why?? | 1.2602 | 0.04737 | 123 | 96 | 22 | 5 |
1292 | Bigger window-washers clean the windows faster, that's all. | 1.2602 | 0.04737 | 123 | 96 | 22 | 5 |
1293 | It's 'youj. | 1.2598 | 0.05026 | 127 | 102 | 17 | 8 |
1294 | Do you two need a minute alone? | 1.2598 | 0.04501 | 127 | 98 | 25 | 4 |
1295 | Finley, your Big Brother really is watching. | 1.2598 | 0.04771 | 127 | 100 | 21 | 6 |
1296 | The new Mr. Whipple balloon for the Macy's Thanksgiving Day parade. | 1.2598 | 0.04360 | 127 | 97 | 27 | 3 |
1297 | Living in a tiny house is overrated | 1.2598 | 0.04064 | 127 | 95 | 31 | 1 |
1298 | Don't take this the wrong way, but I find you overbearing. | 1.2598 | 0.04771 | 127 | 100 | 21 | 6 |
1299 | I see you managed it. But won't people miss Charlie Brown? | 1.2598 | 0.04900 | 127 | 101 | 19 | 7 |
1300 | I had heard they added a Peeping Tom category to this year’s Macy’s Day parade | 1.2598 | 0.04215 | 127 | 96 | 29 | 2 |
1301 | You look like you could use a double. | 1.2598 | 0.04501 | 127 | 98 | 25 | 4 |
1302 | Reminds you of someone? | 1.2598 | 0.05026 | 127 | 102 | 17 | 8 |
1303 | Hey, it's Bobzilla! | 1.2598 | 0.04064 | 127 | 100 | 23 | 4 |
1304 | Don't worry. It is just my ex. | 1.2598 | 0.04771 | 127 | 100 | 21 | 6 |
1305 | Isn't this new reflective glass amazing? You look so much bigger and more interesting than you are. | 1.2598 | 0.05026 | 127 | 102 | 17 | 8 |
1306 | Looks like you got the job at Macy's! | 1.2598 | 0.04360 | 127 | 97 | 27 | 3 |
1307 | Oh! So you literally meant big brother is watching you. | 1.2598 | 0.04638 | 127 | 99 | 23 | 5 |
1308 | You never told me your brother was a politician! | 1.2598 | 0.05026 | 127 | 102 | 17 | 8 |
1309 | Is it just me or are these floats starting to look so lifelike | 1.2598 | 0.04215 | 127 | 96 | 29 | 2 |
1310 | Don't worry, he's with Facebook! | 1.2598 | 0.04771 | 127 | 100 | 21 | 6 |
1311 | Goodbye Larry. Size matters. | 1.2598 | 0.04360 | 127 | 97 | 27 | 3 |
1312 | I told you not to buy the mirror from the Fun House! | 1.2598 | 0.04900 | 127 | 101 | 19 | 7 |
1313 | Honey, the Gullivers are back in town! | 1.2598 | 0.05026 | 127 | 102 | 17 | 8 |
1314 | Call me crazy but...Viagra from China? | 1.2598 | 0.04900 | 127 | 101 | 19 | 7 |
1315 | Why didn't you tell me that your big brother was coming? | 1.2598 | 0.04501 | 127 | 98 | 25 | 4 |
1316 | For the man who has everything: his own balloon in the Thanksgiving Day parade! | 1.2598 | 0.04638 | 127 | 99 | 23 | 5 |
1317 | But you said you wanted to be in the Thanksgiving Day parade. | 1.2598 | 0.04360 | 127 | 97 | 27 | 3 |
1318 | Just apologize, you can still be the bigger man. | 1.2598 | 0.04638 | 127 | 99 | 23 | 5 |
1319 | I invited your big brother to join us! | 1.2598 | 0.04638 | 127 | 99 | 23 | 5 |
1320 | Honey- are we late with the rent again | 1.2598 | 0.04501 | 127 | 98 | 25 | 4 |
1321 | I knew you were full of hot air! | 1.2598 | 0.04215 | 127 | 96 | 29 | 2 |
1322 | We're experimenting with intermingled planting in the vineyard. Taste OK? | 1.2598 | 0.04900 | 127 | 101 | 19 | 7 |
1323 | When I said, 'I wished you be a bigger man.' I didn't think you'd create this kind of monster. | 1.2598 | 0.04501 | 127 | 98 | 25 | 4 |
1324 | When you said you wanted to be in the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade...Well, I never thought... | 1.2598 | 0.04771 | 127 | 100 | 21 | 6 |
1325 | Honestly, I can never tell you apart from your twin brother. | 1.2598 | 0.04360 | 127 | 97 | 27 | 3 |
1326 | Oh, I hope you don't mind. I asked your Cousin Vinny to look in tonight. | 1.2598 | 0.04638 | 127 | 99 | 23 | 5 |
1327 | Honey, tell me that’s a television and not a picture window! | 1.2598 | 0.04771 | 127 | 100 | 21 | 6 |
1328 | We're on the 25th floor. I thought people were supposed to look smaller from up here! | 1.2598 | 0.04064 | 127 | 95 | 31 | 1 |
1329 | Nice that your big brother takes such an interest in your life. | 1.2598 | 0.04771 | 127 | 100 | 21 | 6 |
1330 | Maybe we should have gone with the ocean view. | 1.2598 | 0.04501 | 127 | 98 | 25 | 4 |
1331 | Call the police, your father is fucking the building again. | 1.2598 | 0.05269 | 127 | 104 | 13 | 10 |
1332 | I'm leaving you for your brother. You know I like taller men. | 1.2598 | 0.04638 | 127 | 99 | 23 | 5 |
1333 | Yes, I read 1984 back in high school....Why? | 1.2598 | 0.05026 | 127 | 102 | 17 | 8 |
1334 | Sweetie, when I told you to grow up I thought you weren't listening. | 1.2598 | 0.04638 | 127 | 99 | 23 | 5 |
1335 | He says he's a huge fan of this wine. | 1.2581 | 0.04562 | 124 | 96 | 24 | 4 |
1336 | Who's the airhead now? | 1.2581 | 0.04416 | 124 | 95 | 26 | 3 |
1337 | It's your ego saying how great you are in bed. | 1.2581 | 0.04974 | 124 | 99 | 18 | 7 |
1338 | I told you Grace said there's a Peeping Tom in the neighborhood! | 1.2581 | 0.04562 | 124 | 96 | 24 | 4 |
1339 | Oh for goodness sake, Dale. I said DON'T go getting a big head. | 1.2581 | 0.04416 | 124 | 95 | 26 | 3 |
1340 | Macy’s told me its eyes glow red just like your mother. | 1.2581 | 0.04416 | 124 | 95 | 26 | 3 |
1341 | I just wanted to let you know how you make me feel most of the time. | 1.2581 | 0.04704 | 124 | 97 | 22 | 5 |
1342 | Now I get why you never want to have your big brother over. | 1.2581 | 0.04841 | 124 | 98 | 20 | 6 |
1343 | I think he's about to sneeze. | 1.2581 | 0.04704 | 124 | 97 | 22 | 5 |
1344 | He's even got your fear of intimacy. | 1.2581 | 0.04704 | 124 | 97 | 22 | 5 |
1345 | I feel I'm seeing you for the first time | 1.2581 | 0.04704 | 124 | 97 | 22 | 5 |
1346 | You never mentioned one of the New York Giants was stopping by! | 1.2581 | 0.04704 | 124 | 97 | 22 | 5 |
1347 | The views are nice but the rent is atrocious. | 1.2581 | 0.04416 | 124 | 95 | 26 | 3 |
1348 | I've found someone new. | 1.2578 | 0.04331 | 128 | 98 | 27 | 3 |
1349 | We can't put off calling the Ghostbusters much longer | 1.2578 | 0.04738 | 128 | 101 | 21 | 6 |
1350 | What is going on with your brother? Has he been hanging out with Alice again? | 1.2578 | 0.04471 | 128 | 99 | 25 | 4 |
1351 | What the hell? Ralph, why are you a float in the Thanksgiving day parade? | 1.2571 | 0.05418 | 105 | 84 | 15 | 6 |
1352 | How much was that parade contribution? | 1.2562 | 0.04625 | 121 | 94 | 23 | 4 |
1353 | I spent your bonus on your very own Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade float. Don’t you love it? | 1.2562 | 0.04914 | 121 | 96 | 19 | 6 |
1354 | Go ahead, send my picture in to the Thanksgiving Day Parade balloon contest if that makes you happy," you said. Well, guess what | 1.2562 | 0.04625 | 121 | 94 | 23 | 4 |
1355 | You always have to stick your nose into everything. | 1.2562 | 0.04474 | 121 | 93 | 25 | 3 |
1356 | You’re cute, but I prefer taller men. | 1.2562 | 0.04771 | 121 | 95 | 21 | 5 |
1357 | This wine really goes to my head” | 1.2562 | 0.04474 | 121 | 93 | 25 | 3 |
1358 | Finally, Mr. Macy gets his own balloon in his own parade! | 1.2562 | 0.04771 | 121 | 95 | 21 | 5 |
1359 | Are you staring at my ass? | 1.2562 | 0.04771 | 121 | 95 | 21 | 5 |
1360 | See honey, size isn't everything. | 1.2562 | 0.04474 | 121 | 93 | 25 | 3 |
1361 | I've always said you're full of hot air Charlie | 1.2562 | 0.04474 | 121 | 93 | 25 | 3 |
1362 | Things always look closer in the rear view mirror. | 1.2562 | 0.04771 | 121 | 95 | 21 | 5 |
1363 | He says you didn’t respond to his text. | 1.2562 | 0.04474 | 121 | 93 | 25 | 3 |
1364 | Most psychiatrists don't let their projections get so out of control. | 1.2562 | 0.04317 | 121 | 92 | 27 | 2 |
1365 | See?! This is exactly why we need more space to entertain! | 1.2562 | 0.04317 | 121 | 92 | 27 | 2 |
1366 | Is it the wine, or does that balloon look like you? | 1.2562 | 0.04771 | 121 | 95 | 21 | 5 |
1367 | Look, Honey, we trumped him with your very own balloon. | 1.2562 | 0.04914 | 121 | 96 | 19 | 6 |
1368 | Did you know about this when you applied for your Macy's Card? | 1.2562 | 0.04317 | 121 | 92 | 27 | 2 |
1369 | Oh, that’s Bernardo. He just likes to watch! | 1.2562 | 0.04317 | 121 | 92 | 27 | 2 |
1370 | Henry, it's your Super Id again. | 1.2562 | 0.04771 | 121 | 95 | 21 | 5 |
1371 | You’d better get up and make him an EXTRA-LARGE martini ! | 1.2562 | 0.04914 | 121 | 96 | 19 | 6 |
1372 | I got you your own balloon for the Macy's parade. | 1.2562 | 0.04625 | 121 | 94 | 23 | 4 |
1373 | Gulliver has taught me that there is a larger world beyond Lilliput and I intend to explore it with him. | 1.2562 | 0.04625 | 121 | 94 | 23 | 4 |
1374 | Macy's is trying to make the Thanksgiving Parade more personal this year. | 1.2562 | 0.04771 | 121 | 95 | 21 | 5 |
1375 | Do we have a larger bottle? | 1.2562 | 0.04625 | 121 | 94 | 23 | 4 |
1376 | They were running out of ideas for new balloons in the parade and I thought, what a nice Thanksgiving day surprise! | 1.2562 | 0.04474 | 121 | 93 | 25 | 3 |
1377 | Of course I can tell you apart Gerry...I've known you two for years, haven't I? | 1.2562 | 0.04771 | 121 | 95 | 21 | 5 |
1378 | I thought you were joking, you did win the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade balloon contest. | 1.2562 | 0.04914 | 121 | 96 | 19 | 6 |
1379 | I know I said size doesn't matter, but I was lying. | 1.2562 | 0.04771 | 121 | 95 | 21 | 5 |
1380 | I don't even want to know how you got the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade to do this. | 1.2562 | 0.04625 | 121 | 94 | 23 | 4 |
1381 | Have to give it to you: You weren't lying about big brother. | 1.2562 | 0.04771 | 121 | 95 | 21 | 5 |
1382 | Damn it Sid get over yourself! | 1.2562 | 0.04154 | 121 | 91 | 29 | 1 |
1383 | I'm going to grab his wine glass! | 1.2562 | 0.04771 | 121 | 95 | 21 | 5 |
1384 | Fred, you made the Thanksgiving Day Parade! | 1.2562 | 0.05052 | 121 | 97 | 17 | 7 |
1385 | Do NOT offer him a drink! | 1.2562 | 0.04625 | 121 | 94 | 23 | 4 |
1386 | He's my neighbor. Visits every day | 1.2562 | 0.04914 | 121 | 96 | 19 | 6 |
1387 | You’re the Macy’s man? | 1.2562 | 0.04625 | 121 | 94 | 23 | 4 |
1388 | I'm impressed. Macy's thanksgiving parade! Can't wait to go on our second date! | 1.2562 | 0.04625 | 121 | 94 | 23 | 4 |
1389 | Would you like another? | 1.2562 | 0.04914 | 121 | 96 | 19 | 6 |
1390 | Does your new medicine have any side effects? | 1.2562 | 0.04474 | 121 | 93 | 25 | 3 |
1391 | See Harold, I told you Macy’s would be generous with your hairline! | 1.2562 | 0.04771 | 121 | 95 | 21 | 5 |
1392 | His name is Walter Ego, shall I invite him in? | 1.2562 | 0.04625 | 121 | 94 | 23 | 4 |
1393 | Boy, the Macy's Thanksgiving Day parade is really micro-targeting. | 1.2562 | 0.04625 | 121 | 94 | 23 | 4 |
1394 | A Groucho balloon? What is Thanksgiving coming to? | 1.2562 | 0.04771 | 121 | 95 | 21 | 5 |
1395 | Happy Thanksgiving honey, but don't let it go to your head. | 1.2562 | 0.04625 | 121 | 94 | 23 | 4 |
1396 | You're supposed to be the man.... you tell him to go away! | 1.2562 | 0.04914 | 121 | 96 | 19 | 6 |
1397 | You only have eyes for me? | 1.2562 | 0.04474 | 121 | 93 | 25 | 3 |
1398 | It seems a monstrous version of you does exist. | 1.2562 | 0.04771 | 121 | 95 | 21 | 5 |
1399 | Be careful what you say, darling. Big Brother is watching. | 1.2562 | 0.04625 | 121 | 94 | 23 | 4 |
1400 | Some people see him as controlling. I find it endearing that our boss checks up on us. | 1.2562 | 0.05186 | 121 | 98 | 15 | 8 |
1401 | It’s HIM! The Abominable CPA! | 1.2562 | 0.04914 | 121 | 96 | 19 | 6 |
1402 | I always thought you were bigger than life. | 1.2562 | 0.04625 | 121 | 94 | 23 | 4 |
1403 | Sure it's receding, but I wouldn't say your forehead looks huge? | 1.2562 | 0.04771 | 121 | 95 | 21 | 5 |
1404 | Which balloon in the parade is yours, darling? | 1.2562 | 0.04914 | 121 | 96 | 19 | 6 |
1405 | It was on sale! Do you love it? | 1.2562 | 0.04771 | 121 | 95 | 21 | 5 |
1406 | Even upon closer inspection, I still don't like the mustache. | 1.2562 | 0.04771 | 121 | 95 | 21 | 5 |
1407 | Oh, your gift from Macy's arrived. | 1.2562 | 0.04625 | 121 | 94 | 23 | 4 |
1408 | How much did you donate to Save the Parade? | 1.2562 | 0.04771 | 121 | 95 | 21 | 5 |
1409 | Think! You must have done something! You don’t get ballooned for nothing! | 1.2562 | 0.04771 | 121 | 95 | 21 | 5 |
1410 | The Macy's Thanksgiving parade balloons have now become reflectionary vessels of capitalism. This means that the bourgeoise is now being forced to face the harsh reality of their active role in a consumerist state. This wine is also tasty." | 1.2562 | 0.04771 | 121 | 95 | 21 | 5 |
1411 | Oh, don’t mind him. That’s just your future self astral-projecting from the endless void in which he must spend the rest of his miserable existence! | 1.2562 | 0.05186 | 121 | 98 | 15 | 8 |
1412 | So this is why you insisted on staying home for Thanksgiving and it explains that huge check to Macy’s ... | 1.2562 | 0.04771 | 121 | 95 | 21 | 5 |
1413 | Don’t worry. He uses his mustache to clean the windows. | 1.2562 | 0.04625 | 121 | 94 | 23 | 4 |
1414 | I told you I could see your ego inflate when you pretend to know about wine. | 1.2562 | 0.04914 | 121 | 96 | 19 | 6 |
1415 | You kept calling him your little brother. What else was I supposed to think? | 1.2562 | 0.04625 | 121 | 94 | 23 | 4 |
1416 | You and your big-headed ideas! | 1.2562 | 0.04914 | 121 | 96 | 19 | 6 |
1417 | Macy’s caught your essence this year. | 1.2562 | 0.04317 | 121 | 92 | 27 | 2 |
1418 | OH NO, DEAR, IT'S JUST ANOTHER ONE OF YOUR HALLUCINATIONS. | 1.2562 | 0.04914 | 121 | 96 | 19 | 6 |
1419 | Every year the parade balloons get more realistic! | 1.2562 | 0.04625 | 121 | 94 | 23 | 4 |
1420 | What a coincidence! | 1.2562 | 0.05052 | 121 | 97 | 17 | 7 |
1421 | Well, you did tell Macy's they could use your likeness without restriction. | 1.2562 | 0.04317 | 121 | 92 | 27 | 2 |
1422 | I think you should stop projecting. | 1.2562 | 0.04625 | 121 | 94 | 23 | 4 |
1423 | I entered you in the parade! | 1.2562 | 0.04625 | 121 | 94 | 23 | 4 |
1424 | I'm glad you're starting to see the big picture here. | 1.2562 | 0.04474 | 121 | 93 | 25 | 3 |
1425 | Apparently your ex-wife likes balloons. | 1.2560 | 0.04236 | 125 | 95 | 28 | 2 |
1426 | At least your big brother can't just drop by whenev... he's right behind me, isn't he? | 1.2560 | 0.04236 | 125 | 95 | 28 | 2 |
1427 | He is trying to Find the Macy's Parade | 1.2551 | 0.05292 | 98 | 77 | 17 | 4 |
1428 | Look Honey, your super-ego made it into the Thanksgiving Day parade. | 1.2547 | 0.05202 | 106 | 84 | 17 | 5 |
1429 | Seems there are two turkey floats in the Thanksgiving Day parade this year. | 1.2547 | 0.05372 | 106 | 85 | 15 | 6 |
1430 | He keeps asking for someone named Fay Wray. | 1.2544 | 0.04631 | 114 | 88 | 23 | 3 |
1431 | He says you're living in a dollhouse, you don't really exist, and your whole life is an insignificant lie. Isn't that adorable? | 1.2541 | 0.05015 | 122 | 98 | 17 | 7 |
1432 | You've been right all along, Big Brother IS always watching you | 1.2541 | 0.05015 | 122 | 98 | 17 | 7 |
1433 | Let's try a threesome. | 1.2541 | 0.04737 | 122 | 96 | 21 | 5 |
1434 | Yes, it's noir. But it's the same expression you have all the time. | 1.2541 | 0.04592 | 122 | 95 | 23 | 4 |
1435 | How come you never told me you had a big brother? | 1.2541 | 0.04125 | 122 | 92 | 29 | 1 |
1436 | No, I don’t think it’s Thanksgiving today. Why do you ask? | 1.2541 | 0.05015 | 122 | 98 | 17 | 7 |
1437 | When you said you had a big brother, I thought you meant older. | 1.2541 | 0.04878 | 122 | 97 | 19 | 6 |
1438 | Big Brother?.... Looks more like weird Uncle.. | 1.2541 | 0.04592 | 122 | 95 | 23 | 4 |
1439 | Not the Macy’s Day parade that I remember | 1.2541 | 0.04592 | 122 | 95 | 23 | 4 |
1440 | Now that is a very good mirror. | 1.2541 | 0.04878 | 122 | 97 | 19 | 6 |
1441 | It is just me or do the thanksgiving day parade ballons look more ominous this year? | 1.2541 | 0.04442 | 122 | 94 | 25 | 3 |
1442 | It's Big Brother checking in. | 1.2541 | 0.04592 | 122 | 95 | 23 | 4 |
1443 | Let’s invite him in. You two look like you have a lot in common. | 1.2541 | 0.04592 | 122 | 95 | 23 | 4 |
1444 | Have you been reading Swift again? | 1.2541 | 0.04442 | 122 | 94 | 25 | 3 |
1445 | Finally an apartment you can "see yourself in," I hope you're happy. | 1.2541 | 0.04737 | 122 | 96 | 21 | 5 |
1446 | Remember that King Kong movie? | 1.2541 | 0.04592 | 122 | 95 | 23 | 4 |
1447 | The realtor did warn us the neighbors were nosy. | 1.2541 | 0.04592 | 122 | 95 | 23 | 4 |
1448 | We have got to move to a higher floor. | 1.2541 | 0.05015 | 122 | 98 | 17 | 7 |
1449 | Harold, I bought you a spot in the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade for your birthday. | 1.2541 | 0.05015 | 122 | 98 | 17 | 7 |
1450 | I’ll never eat the worm again. | 1.2540 | 0.04355 | 126 | 97 | 26 | 3 |
1451 | Interesting! Looks like your spirit guide is your giant ego. | 1.2524 | 0.05110 | 103 | 81 | 18 | 4 |
1452 | I think the results of your ancestry.com results are in. | 1.2522 | 0.04596 | 115 | 89 | 23 | 3 |
1453 | When you said you were on the parade route, this is what you meant? | 1.2521 | 0.04339 | 119 | 91 | 26 | 2 |
1454 | Trust me, this is a better view than the tenth floor gets. | 1.2521 | 0.04339 | 119 | 91 | 26 | 2 |
1455 | It’s nice to see something inflated other than your ego. | 1.2521 | 0.04806 | 119 | 94 | 20 | 5 |
1456 | Macy's said if I spent $1,000... | 1.2521 | 0.04500 | 119 | 92 | 24 | 3 |
1457 | You do tend to project when you drink. | 1.2521 | 0.04952 | 119 | 95 | 18 | 6 |
1458 | He lives below me. Just wants to see what's going on. | 1.2521 | 0.04656 | 119 | 93 | 22 | 4 |
1459 | My therapist told me this was the only way I could convince you to get rid of the mustache. | 1.2521 | 0.04806 | 119 | 94 | 20 | 5 |
1460 | I never noticed your eyes are blue. | 1.2521 | 0.04500 | 119 | 92 | 24 | 3 |
1461 | Hey ,we are not in Lilliput any longer | 1.2521 | 0.04656 | 119 | 93 | 22 | 4 |
1462 | So they DID include your balloon in the Thanksgiving Day Parade! | 1.2521 | 0.04656 | 119 | 93 | 22 | 4 |
1463 | It's from Clones2You - they had a special on the XXXL-size You. Don't you like it? | 1.2521 | 0.04500 | 119 | 92 | 24 | 3 |
1464 | Oh come on, Fred. Can you really not see the resemblance? | 1.2521 | 0.04806 | 119 | 94 | 20 | 5 |
1465 | Surprise!!! A balloon you in the Thanksgiving Day Parade. | 1.2521 | 0.04806 | 119 | 94 | 20 | 5 |
1466 | Look Hal, you made the Macy’s parade! | 1.2521 | 0.04339 | 119 | 91 | 26 | 2 |
1467 | Oh look, your inflated alter ego has come to join us. | 1.2521 | 0.04339 | 119 | 91 | 26 | 2 |
1468 | Oh look, Kilroy is here! | 1.2521 | 0.04952 | 119 | 95 | 18 | 6 |
1469 | Not Kilroy was here. Kilroy IS here. | 1.2521 | 0.04806 | 119 | 94 | 20 | 5 |
1470 | Oh, no. Your big brother's here again. | 1.2521 | 0.04656 | 119 | 93 | 22 | 4 |
1471 | George, I never knew you had an irradiated twin. | 1.2521 | 0.04952 | 119 | 95 | 18 | 6 |
1472 | Well at least your inflated ego is having a good time. | 1.2521 | 0.04806 | 119 | 94 | 20 | 5 |
1473 | Look, Herb, it’s Macy’s new float, The Nosy Neighbor! | 1.2521 | 0.04952 | 119 | 95 | 18 | 6 |
1474 | You’re just seeing things | 1.2521 | 0.04806 | 119 | 94 | 20 | 5 |
1475 | Look honey, the new Macy's balloon "Bare Naked New York Man"! | 1.2521 | 0.04500 | 119 | 92 | 24 | 3 |
1476 | Look dear, how sweet. Macy's made a balloon of your face for its Thanksgiving Day Parade. | 1.2521 | 0.04500 | 119 | 92 | 24 | 3 |
1477 | I told you this was a small town. | 1.2521 | 0.04656 | 119 | 93 | 22 | 4 |
1478 | you always had an inflated opinion of yourself | 1.2521 | 0.04952 | 119 | 95 | 18 | 6 |
1479 | Not big enough? | 1.2521 | 0.04656 | 119 | 93 | 22 | 4 |
1480 | I don’t think it is creepy at all. | 1.2521 | 0.04656 | 119 | 93 | 22 | 4 |
1481 | Red wine does crazy things to my head, too. | 1.2521 | 0.04500 | 119 | 92 | 24 | 3 |
1482 | Try to be the bigger person. | 1.2521 | 0.04500 | 119 | 92 | 24 | 3 |
1483 | Your ego is getting out of hand. | 1.2521 | 0.04339 | 119 | 91 | 26 | 2 |
1484 | Do you think everything is proportional? | 1.2520 | 0.04842 | 123 | 98 | 19 | 6 |
1485 | The Thanksgiving Day floats are so lifelike this year. | 1.2520 | 0.04410 | 123 | 95 | 25 | 3 |
1486 | Really? You’re own Thanksgiving Day Parade ballon? | 1.2500 | 0.05056 | 120 | 97 | 16 | 7 |
1487 | I''m sorry, but I think you have an over-inflated ego, Tom. | 1.2500 | 0.04622 | 120 | 94 | 22 | 4 |
1488 | I knew your ego was hiding somewhere! | 1.2500 | 0.05067 | 104 | 82 | 18 | 4 |
1489 | Are you surprised? It only cost $20,000 and we can keep it after the parade. | 1.2500 | 0.05067 | 104 | 82 | 18 | 4 |
1490 | Couldn't we just have a quiet drink, Henry, without your id always horning in? | 1.2500 | 0.04771 | 120 | 95 | 20 | 5 |
1491 | And you thought they'd never take your proposal seriously! | 1.2500 | 0.04467 | 120 | 93 | 24 | 3 |
1492 | All those years of buying underwear at Macy's finally paid off. | 1.2500 | 0.04771 | 120 | 95 | 20 | 5 |
1493 | Honestly, dear, I don't understand where you get this inflated opinion of yourself. | 1.2500 | 0.05248 | 104 | 83 | 16 | 5 |
1494 | Hey Bill, this is the guy who told me he matches your genealogical profile. | 1.2500 | 0.04879 | 104 | 81 | 20 | 3 |
1495 | Since your birthday falls on Thanksgiving, I thought you would enjoy your own balloon. | 1.2500 | 0.04771 | 120 | 95 | 20 | 5 |
1496 | Wow! Your alter ego is a hot air balloon! | 1.2500 | 0.05592 | 104 | 85 | 12 | 7 |
1497 | Oh, there you are! | 1.2500 | 0.04467 | 120 | 93 | 24 | 3 |
1498 | ...and it has your eyes. | 1.2500 | 0.04467 | 120 | 93 | 24 | 3 |
1499 | Big Brother says you’ve had enough... | 1.2500 | 0.04722 | 116 | 91 | 21 | 4 |
1500 | He’ll just have to wait his turn ! | 1.2500 | 0.04467 | 120 | 93 | 24 | 3 |
1501 | You mom was right. It's not that difficult to tell you apart. | 1.2500 | 0.04622 | 120 | 94 | 22 | 4 |
1502 | Say hello to Dad,dear! | 1.2500 | 0.04561 | 116 | 90 | 23 | 3 |
1503 | It speaks volumes about our relationship if you see yourself in every window but you never see me . . . . . | 1.2500 | 0.05248 | 104 | 83 | 16 | 5 |
1504 | Dear, it's your superego again. | 1.2500 | 0.05248 | 104 | 83 | 16 | 5 |
1505 | I told you, I'm larger than life. | 1.2500 | 0.04142 | 120 | 91 | 28 | 1 |
1506 | It's your damn ego. Inflated again. | 1.2500 | 0.04879 | 104 | 81 | 20 | 3 |
1507 | Which one of you is filled with more hot air? | 1.2500 | 0.05067 | 104 | 82 | 18 | 4 |
1508 | Up here? Big brother is watching us up here? | 1.2500 | 0.04622 | 120 | 94 | 22 | 4 |
1509 | Look, Honey! Mr. Whipple made the Macy's parade! | 1.2500 | 0.04467 | 120 | 93 | 24 | 3 |
1510 | I entered you in Macy's Thanksgiving parade. | 1.2500 | 0.04622 | 120 | 94 | 22 | 4 |
1511 | Entering yourself in the Macy's Parade takes narcissism to a whole new level. | 1.2500 | 0.05067 | 104 | 82 | 18 | 4 |
1512 | Happy Macy's Parade day, darling. | 1.2500 | 0.04622 | 120 | 94 | 22 | 4 |
1513 | Look!... The parade is coming through our street! | 1.2500 | 0.04467 | 120 | 93 | 24 | 3 |
1514 | The parade has gotten awfully personalized this year. | 1.2500 | 0.04467 | 120 | 93 | 24 | 3 |
1515 | Look honey, he has your eyes. | 1.2500 | 0.04879 | 104 | 81 | 20 | 3 |
1516 | I had it blown up from your last selfie. | 1.2500 | 0.05423 | 104 | 84 | 14 | 6 |
1517 | It's Macy's tribute to Gimbel. | 1.2500 | 0.04722 | 116 | 91 | 21 | 4 |
1518 | I told you if you fed it it would come back, Gary! | 1.2500 | 0.04622 | 120 | 94 | 22 | 4 |
1519 | I see your ego is still too big to fit through the door. | 1.2479 | 0.04588 | 121 | 95 | 22 | 4 |
1520 | Better than Build-A-Bear, right? | 1.2479 | 0.04361 | 117 | 90 | 25 | 2 |
1521 | Quit being such an airhead, Bill. | 1.2478 | 0.04450 | 113 | 87 | 24 | 2 |
1522 | Look, your over inflated ego is here. | 1.2478 | 0.04624 | 113 | 88 | 22 | 3 |
1523 | Yes dear, I do see this as growth. | 1.2476 | 0.05024 | 105 | 83 | 18 | 4 |
1524 | My guru said " Be self-aware and always look at the bigger picture".Alcohol helps in doing both. | 1.2476 | 0.05203 | 105 | 84 | 16 | 5 |
1525 | Congratulations Walter, your highly inflated alter ego finally made it to Macy's Thanksgiving Day parade. | 1.2476 | 0.05203 | 105 | 84 | 16 | 5 |
1526 | Should we offer him a glass? | 1.2458 | 0.04329 | 118 | 91 | 25 | 2 |
1527 | It’s okay, he is just here to take out the garbage. | 1.2458 | 0.04805 | 118 | 94 | 19 | 5 |
1528 | You’re twin brother’s back from Chernobyl. | 1.2456 | 0.05368 | 114 | 94 | 12 | 8 |
1529 | What happened to “It won’t go to my head”? | 1.2456 | 0.04416 | 114 | 88 | 24 | 2 |
1530 | Drinking makes me think of you as a big man. | 1.2456 | 0.05071 | 114 | 92 | 16 | 6 |
1531 | You made a few changes to the Santa Claus balloon? | 1.2456 | 0.05071 | 114 | 92 | 16 | 6 |
1532 | Your ego is here. | 1.2456 | 0.04915 | 114 | 91 | 18 | 5 |
1533 | Are you googling yourself again? | 1.2456 | 0.04915 | 114 | 91 | 18 | 5 |
1534 | They really nailed your hairline! | 1.2456 | 0.04416 | 114 | 88 | 24 | 2 |
1535 | It’s just my way of saying “Happy Thanksgiving” | 1.2456 | 0.04915 | 114 | 91 | 18 | 5 |
1536 | Robert, you look like you've seen a float, ha-ha! | 1.2456 | 0.04589 | 114 | 89 | 22 | 3 |
1537 | See what I mean about the mustache? | 1.2456 | 0.04589 | 114 | 89 | 22 | 3 |
1538 | You uber driver is here. | 1.2456 | 0.05071 | 114 | 92 | 16 | 6 |
1539 | You have an angry baby balloon too? | 1.2456 | 0.04589 | 114 | 89 | 22 | 3 |
1540 | Big brother is always watching. | 1.2456 | 0.04915 | 114 | 91 | 18 | 5 |
1541 | They got the face right, but the penis is all wrong. | 1.2456 | 0.05071 | 114 | 92 | 16 | 6 |
1542 | You're just insecure. I keep telling you size doesn't matter. | 1.2456 | 0.04416 | 114 | 88 | 24 | 2 |
1543 | Oh honey! You finally made into the holiday parade. | 1.2456 | 0.04589 | 114 | 89 | 22 | 3 |
1544 | Gerald is a big wine guy. | 1.2456 | 0.04755 | 114 | 90 | 20 | 4 |
1545 | You brought your superego on the first date? | 1.2456 | 0.04915 | 114 | 91 | 18 | 5 |
1546 | So, which one of you is the evil twin? | 1.2456 | 0.04589 | 114 | 89 | 22 | 3 |
1547 | I’m not feeling the mescaline yet. You? | 1.2456 | 0.04755 | 114 | 90 | 20 | 4 |
1548 | Congratulations! You preempted Snoopy! | 1.2456 | 0.04755 | 114 | 90 | 20 | 4 |
1549 | What do you mean you're having a moving experience? | 1.2456 | 0.04589 | 114 | 89 | 22 | 3 |
1550 | See, it's not just me that thinks your full of hot air | 1.2456 | 0.04915 | 114 | 91 | 18 | 5 |
1551 | Are you finding the full body too bold? | 1.2456 | 0.04755 | 114 | 90 | 20 | 4 |
1552 | I didn’t realize the full meaning of participating in an experiment of minimization | 1.2456 | 0.04915 | 114 | 91 | 18 | 5 |
1553 | It’s Big John, my pathologically jealous ex. | 1.2456 | 0.04915 | 114 | 91 | 18 | 5 |
1554 | Gosh! This parade balloon looks just like your severed head! | 1.2456 | 0.04416 | 114 | 88 | 24 | 2 |
1555 | What are you looking at honey? Get closer to see the parade! | 1.2456 | 0.04589 | 114 | 89 | 22 | 3 |
1556 | Can we list our apt. as having a room with a view? | 1.2456 | 0.04755 | 114 | 90 | 20 | 4 |
1557 | Oh look! It's your big brother! | 1.2456 | 0.04915 | 114 | 91 | 18 | 5 |
1558 | Déjà you | 1.2456 | 0.04915 | 114 | 91 | 18 | 5 |
1559 | You do loom large in my life,Henry. | 1.2456 | 0.04589 | 114 | 89 | 22 | 3 |
1560 | Get out the magnum for your brother. | 1.2456 | 0.05071 | 114 | 92 | 16 | 6 |
1561 | You look like you're seeing something 'Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close'... | 1.2456 | 0.04755 | 114 | 90 | 20 | 4 |
1562 | It looks like another Thanksgiving day balloon got loose again! | 1.2456 | 0.04755 | 114 | 90 | 20 | 4 |
1563 | I told you he would smell the ‘68 Cabernet from a mile away!! | 1.2456 | 0.04416 | 114 | 88 | 24 | 2 |
1564 | I swear, I still have trouble telling the two of you apart. | 1.2456 | 0.04589 | 114 | 89 | 22 | 3 |
1565 | I warned you not to get ahead of yourself. | 1.2456 | 0.04915 | 114 | 91 | 18 | 5 |
1566 | How come your brother is so much taller than you? | 1.2456 | 0.04589 | 114 | 89 | 22 | 3 |
1567 | Why must you start every sentence with “I”? | 1.2456 | 0.04915 | 114 | 91 | 18 | 5 |
1568 | So tell me, is your twin brother still busy working on his dissertation on Jonathan Swift | 1.2456 | 0.04915 | 114 | 91 | 18 | 5 |
1569 | Oh, so you think I’m blowing this out of proportion? | 1.2456 | 0.04915 | 114 | 91 | 18 | 5 |
1570 | Look hun, the parade is starting. | 1.2456 | 0.04915 | 114 | 91 | 18 | 5 |
1571 | Did you ever work for Macy's ? | 1.2456 | 0.04915 | 114 | 91 | 18 | 5 |
1572 | Enough peek-a-boo with your stupid balloon, already! | 1.2456 | 0.05071 | 114 | 92 | 16 | 6 |
1573 | Just when I thought your pores couldn't get any larger. | 1.2456 | 0.04755 | 114 | 90 | 20 | 4 |
1574 | I thought you volunteered to be on the float committee, not as a caricature... | 1.2456 | 0.05071 | 114 | 92 | 16 | 6 |
1575 | Our Airbnb guest has arrived. | 1.2456 | 0.04915 | 114 | 91 | 18 | 5 |
1576 | I just ordered the Macy’s Parade size portrait., by mistake.... | 1.2456 | 0.05222 | 114 | 93 | 14 | 7 |
1577 | Isn't it great that this year's Thanksgiving Day Parade features floats of regular New Yorkers? | 1.2456 | 0.04755 | 114 | 90 | 20 | 4 |
1578 | I told you everything is bigger in New York City | 1.2456 | 0.04915 | 114 | 91 | 18 | 5 |
1579 | That reminds me- did you pay our Macy's bill? | 1.2456 | 0.04755 | 114 | 90 | 20 | 4 |
1580 | I like the O.K. Boomer float! | 1.2456 | 0.04755 | 114 | 90 | 20 | 4 |
1581 | It's hard to tell which head has more hot air | 1.2456 | 0.05071 | 114 | 92 | 16 | 6 |
1582 | Your ego wants to know how our date is going... | 1.2456 | 0.05071 | 114 | 92 | 16 | 6 |
1583 | You did say you always wanted to be in the Macy's Thanksgiving Day parade. | 1.2456 | 0.04915 | 114 | 91 | 18 | 5 |
1584 | Mr. Macy, I think everyone will love it. | 1.2456 | 0.04915 | 114 | 91 | 18 | 5 |
1585 | I wish you'd tell your big brother to stop watching us! | 1.2456 | 0.04915 | 114 | 91 | 18 | 5 |
1586 | Bob, your forehead won't look bad from street level. | 1.2456 | 0.04755 | 114 | 90 | 20 | 4 |
1587 | I appreciate you making the time to meet my ex, he is a BIG part of my life | 1.2456 | 0.04915 | 114 | 91 | 18 | 5 |
1588 | Well, you mentioned your father was a bit intrusive... | 1.2456 | 0.04755 | 114 | 90 | 20 | 4 |
1589 | You promised me you’d be the bigger person” | 1.2456 | 0.04589 | 114 | 89 | 22 | 3 |
1590 | I think your father is a bigger problem than you realize. | 1.2456 | 0.04755 | 114 | 90 | 20 | 4 |
1591 | After seeing it blown up, I think you should get that mole checked out | 1.2456 | 0.04589 | 114 | 89 | 22 | 3 |
1592 | Happy Thanksgiving, darling, you made it into the parade. | 1.2456 | 0.04915 | 114 | 91 | 18 | 5 |
1593 | And your therapist said you were incapable of growth! | 1.2456 | 0.04049 | 114 | 86 | 28 | 0 |
1594 | I’m totally tripping off this cannabis-infused wine. How high are you? | 1.2456 | 0.05368 | 114 | 94 | 12 | 8 |
1595 | When I said i wanted a natural painting, I was thinking more along the lines of trees and flowers.... | 1.2456 | 0.04589 | 114 | 89 | 22 | 3 |
1596 | It's easy! You just send in a photo a few weeks before Thanksgiving and they make the balloon. | 1.2456 | 0.04915 | 114 | 91 | 18 | 5 |
1597 | I'm leaving you for him. | 1.2456 | 0.05071 | 114 | 92 | 16 | 6 |
1598 | Notice anything different about my hair? | 1.2456 | 0.04915 | 114 | 91 | 18 | 5 |
1599 | Mmm, full bodied! | 1.2456 | 0.04416 | 114 | 88 | 24 | 2 |
1600 | I told you these balconies have no privacy! | 1.2456 | 0.05222 | 114 | 93 | 14 | 7 |
1601 | Honey, are we watching the Thanksgiving Parade or the impeachment hearings? | 1.2456 | 0.04915 | 114 | 91 | 18 | 5 |
1602 | When you said you took A.P. Classes, I didn’t know you meant Astral Projection. | 1.2456 | 0.04755 | 114 | 90 | 20 | 4 |
1603 | You better deflate that alter ego right now or I am outta here. | 1.2456 | 0.05071 | 114 | 92 | 16 | 6 |
1604 | It's your Big Brother watching you. | 1.2456 | 0.04589 | 114 | 89 | 22 | 3 |
1605 | Sam! Your tethers are loose. | 1.2456 | 0.04755 | 114 | 90 | 20 | 4 |
1606 | That's the last time I'll ask for a double! | 1.2456 | 0.04915 | 114 | 91 | 18 | 5 |
1607 | It’s not stalking if he can’t help it! | 1.2456 | 0.04755 | 114 | 90 | 20 | 4 |
1608 | Honey, where was it that you got the wine? | 1.2456 | 0.04755 | 114 | 90 | 20 | 4 |
1609 | Your ego is here again, honey. | 1.2456 | 0.04589 | 114 | 89 | 22 | 3 |
1610 | Is it the wine, or do you see what I see? | 1.2456 | 0.04237 | 114 | 87 | 26 | 1 |
1611 | He says he's a Mr. Gulliver and he owns the building | 1.2456 | 0.04589 | 114 | 89 | 22 | 3 |
1612 | I don’t think your combination picture window and magnifying glass is going to be a big seller. | 1.2456 | 0.04589 | 114 | 89 | 22 | 3 |
1613 | It's so typical; someone moves to the upper east side and gets a big head | 1.2456 | 0.04755 | 114 | 90 | 20 | 4 |
1614 | It's Macy's mid-life parade. | 1.2456 | 0.04589 | 114 | 89 | 22 | 3 |
1615 | You said you wanted me to give you head. | 1.2456 | 0.05071 | 114 | 92 | 16 | 6 |
1616 | I won it in a raffle. First prize you would be the Grand Marshall. | 1.2456 | 0.04589 | 114 | 89 | 22 | 3 |
1617 | You see? I told you your facial hair looks facist. | 1.2456 | 0.04915 | 114 | 91 | 18 | 5 |
1618 | Yes, you do look like that | 1.2456 | 0.04589 | 114 | 89 | 22 | 3 |
1619 | Even your parade balloon is three sheets to the wind. | 1.2456 | 0.04416 | 114 | 88 | 24 | 2 |
1620 | No Bob, its not the alcohol. Faces in our window may appear larger than they are. | 1.2456 | 0.04589 | 114 | 89 | 22 | 3 |
1621 | Up until now, I never noticed , your brother is much taller. | 1.2456 | 0.04755 | 114 | 90 | 20 | 4 |
1622 | Don't answer the door! | 1.2456 | 0.04915 | 114 | 91 | 18 | 5 |
1623 | And here I thought 'Kong' was a Chinese family name. | 1.2456 | 0.04416 | 114 | 88 | 24 | 2 |
1624 | What a nice surprise! This must be your big brother. | 1.2456 | 0.04237 | 114 | 87 | 26 | 1 |
1625 | Are you ready to meet God John? | 1.2456 | 0.04915 | 114 | 91 | 18 | 5 |
1626 | The therapist recommended self-reflection, but this seemed more realistic | 1.2456 | 0.04416 | 114 | 88 | 24 | 2 |
1627 | I thought we would be safe from your father dining on the sixteenth floor | 1.2456 | 0.05071 | 114 | 92 | 16 | 6 |
1628 | Macy's Likes You! | 1.2456 | 0.04589 | 114 | 89 | 22 | 3 |
1629 | No it’s not the Macy’s parade ! | 1.2456 | 0.04915 | 114 | 91 | 18 | 5 |
1630 | There you go again, ruining the moment. | 1.2456 | 0.04416 | 114 | 88 | 24 | 2 |
1631 | Hey, it's your real-life emoji! | 1.2456 | 0.05071 | 114 | 92 | 16 | 6 |
1632 | I told you my father was a big man in this town. | 1.2456 | 0.04755 | 114 | 90 | 20 | 4 |
1633 | How MANY glasses of this have I had? | 1.2456 | 0.04755 | 114 | 90 | 20 | 4 |
1634 | Sometimes, I don't know what I see in you. | 1.2456 | 0.05222 | 114 | 93 | 14 | 7 |
1635 | Don’t be such a downer . Come watch the entitlement float . | 1.2456 | 0.05071 | 114 | 92 | 16 | 6 |
1636 | I thought you promised to never again invite your brother for drinks. | 1.2456 | 0.04915 | 114 | 91 | 18 | 5 |
1637 | That got my attention! Who are you? | 1.2456 | 0.04915 | 114 | 91 | 18 | 5 |
1638 | Now that you mention it, you do look a bit like my father. | 1.2456 | 0.04589 | 114 | 89 | 22 | 3 |
1639 | My new zoom lens captures every detail, right down to the silent despair in your eyes. | 1.2456 | 0.05071 | 114 | 92 | 16 | 6 |
1640 | This is an outstanding martini. | 1.2456 | 0.04755 | 114 | 90 | 20 | 4 |
1641 | I may have submitted a design for the thanksgiving parade. But they didn't get my eyes right. | 1.2456 | 0.04589 | 114 | 89 | 22 | 3 |
1642 | It's like wherever you go there you are, only bigger. | 1.2456 | 0.04589 | 114 | 89 | 22 | 3 |
1643 | And you're following Snoopy! | 1.2456 | 0.04589 | 114 | 89 | 22 | 3 |
1644 | So you say the nose job was outsourced? | 1.2456 | 0.04589 | 114 | 89 | 22 | 3 |
1645 | When you said you were going to be in the Thanksgiving parade, I thought you meant on a float | 1.2456 | 0.04589 | 114 | 89 | 22 | 3 |
1646 | Head's up! | 1.2456 | 0.04589 | 114 | 89 | 22 | 3 |
1647 | You see what!? Maybe you've had enough dear. | 1.2456 | 0.04237 | 114 | 87 | 26 | 1 |
1648 | As an early Christmas present I got you a spot in Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade | 1.2456 | 0.04755 | 114 | 90 | 20 | 4 |
1649 | Jurassic Clark | 1.2456 | 0.05071 | 114 | 92 | 16 | 6 |
1650 | That's really big of you | 1.2456 | 0.05222 | 114 | 93 | 14 | 7 |
1651 | Look, Jim - it's just like that dream you had! | 1.2456 | 0.04915 | 114 | 91 | 18 | 5 |
1652 | Baby Trump sleeps with the fishes. | 1.2456 | 0.04915 | 114 | 91 | 18 | 5 |
1653 | I forgot to mention I have a big brother. | 1.2456 | 0.04589 | 114 | 89 | 22 | 3 |
1654 | He's beginning to grow on me. | 1.2437 | 0.04297 | 119 | 92 | 25 | 2 |
1655 | Has it kicked in yet, honey? | 1.2435 | 0.04553 | 115 | 90 | 22 | 3 |
1656 | Do you see what I see? | 1.2435 | 0.04553 | 115 | 90 | 22 | 3 |
1657 | These new glasses work great! | 1.2435 | 0.04553 | 115 | 90 | 22 | 3 |
1658 | He reminds me of someone. | 1.2435 | 0.04383 | 115 | 89 | 24 | 2 |
1659 | That million dollars you gave to Macy's is finally paying off Todd.... | 1.2435 | 0.04718 | 115 | 91 | 20 | 4 |
1660 | Are you drinking what I'm drinking? | 1.2435 | 0.04553 | 115 | 90 | 22 | 3 |
1661 | Image may be closer than it appears. | 1.2435 | 0.05180 | 115 | 94 | 14 | 7 |
1662 | You're right, there IS a resemblance. | 1.2435 | 0.04877 | 115 | 92 | 18 | 5 |
1663 | You lookin' at me? | 1.2435 | 0.04383 | 115 | 89 | 24 | 2 |
1664 | Your are ahead of the Trump balloon ! | 1.2435 | 0.04383 | 115 | 89 | 24 | 2 |
1665 | Looks like Ancestry.com finally found your long-lost brother. | 1.2435 | 0.04718 | 115 | 91 | 20 | 4 |
1666 | Fred, it's your big brother again. | 1.2435 | 0.04553 | 115 | 90 | 22 | 3 |
1667 | What the heck is in this cab? | 1.2435 | 0.04718 | 115 | 91 | 20 | 4 |
1668 | Thanksgiving already... It gets earlier every year. | 1.2435 | 0.04718 | 115 | 91 | 20 | 4 |
1669 | I told you that one day all those years at Macy's would pay off. Now, let's enjoy the parade. | 1.2435 | 0.04718 | 115 | 91 | 20 | 4 |
1670 | Look! It's Dumbo! | 1.2435 | 0.04718 | 115 | 91 | 20 | 4 |
1671 | Honey, do you feel like we're in someone else's virtual reality? | 1.2435 | 0.04383 | 115 | 89 | 24 | 2 |
1672 | I think its pronounced Eff-Ih-Jee. | 1.2435 | 0.04877 | 115 | 92 | 18 | 5 |
1673 | Relax, they just do the magnifier to make your drink look larger. | 1.2427 | 0.05248 | 103 | 83 | 15 | 5 |
1674 | Call Macy's and let them know we found the missing parade balloon. | 1.2427 | 0.05063 | 103 | 82 | 17 | 4 |
1675 | How did you know my ex is one of the New York Giants? | 1.2427 | 0.05063 | 103 | 82 | 17 | 4 |
1676 | What do you give the man who has everything? | 1.2424 | 0.04992 | 99 | 78 | 18 | 3 |
1677 | Quick! We need a hundred bottles of wine and a huge glass. | 1.2411 | 0.04787 | 112 | 89 | 19 | 4 |
1678 | Look - you’re full of hot air | 1.2411 | 0.04952 | 112 | 90 | 17 | 5 |
1679 | The Kevin Baby stays until you stop sleeping with your assistant, Kevin. | 1.2411 | 0.04787 | 112 | 89 | 19 | 4 |
1680 | So what's wrong with a little head? | 1.2411 | 0.04787 | 112 | 89 | 19 | 4 |
1681 | He's got everything you've got and more. | 1.2411 | 0.04438 | 112 | 87 | 23 | 2 |
1682 | Projecting again, are we? | 1.2411 | 0.04438 | 112 | 87 | 23 | 2 |
1683 | The view's not quite what it used to be, is it? | 1.2411 | 0.04952 | 112 | 90 | 17 | 5 |
1684 | Just call Al Roker back already. | 1.2411 | 0.04616 | 112 | 88 | 21 | 3 |
1685 | You still can be the bigger man! | 1.2411 | 0.04787 | 112 | 89 | 19 | 4 |
1686 | I hope it's just a Macy's balloon | 1.2411 | 0.04787 | 112 | 89 | 19 | 4 |
1687 | It’s filled with even more hot air than you are. | 1.2411 | 0.04438 | 112 | 87 | 23 | 2 |
1688 | The Giants are in town this weekend. | 1.2411 | 0.04952 | 112 | 90 | 17 | 5 |
1689 | Honey, is that you? | 1.2411 | 0.04616 | 112 | 88 | 21 | 3 |
1690 | You should feel complimented, it's not everyone who gets his own Macy's ballon in the Christmas parade. | 1.2411 | 0.04438 | 112 | 87 | 23 | 2 |
1691 | Gary, your big brother os here! | 1.2411 | 0.04438 | 112 | 87 | 23 | 2 |
1692 | When you said you had a big brother you weren't kidding. | 1.2411 | 0.04438 | 112 | 87 | 23 | 2 |
1693 | Sure enough, your inflated ego rears its head again. | 1.2411 | 0.04952 | 112 | 90 | 17 | 5 |
1694 | I guess we’ll have to call the cloning facility for a refund. | 1.2411 | 0.04787 | 112 | 89 | 19 | 4 |
1695 | I’ve had it, Fred, with your inflated self-regard. | 1.2411 | 0.04787 | 112 | 89 | 19 | 4 |
1696 | I told you last week, I'm the Macy's parade "Man of the year". | 1.2411 | 0.04787 | 112 | 89 | 19 | 4 |
1697 | He’s saying something about soylent green and steroids. | 1.2411 | 0.04438 | 112 | 87 | 23 | 2 |
1698 | Well at least I don't have to stare at your face during the parade... | 1.2411 | 0.04787 | 112 | 89 | 19 | 4 |
1699 | The cheap wine caused Harry to dilate in place of his pupils- and larger than life- he discovered his receding hairline. | 1.2411 | 0.04952 | 112 | 90 | 17 | 5 |
1700 | Don't be alarmed. It's just your inflated ego. | 1.2411 | 0.04616 | 112 | 88 | 21 | 3 |
1701 | Full-bodied? Me or the wine? | 1.2411 | 0.04616 | 112 | 88 | 21 | 3 |
1702 | I think you have an inflated sense of self. | 1.2411 | 0.04787 | 112 | 89 | 19 | 4 |
1703 | Your brother is heading up | 1.2411 | 0.05112 | 112 | 91 | 15 | 6 |
1704 | Mirroring! How clever you are. | 1.2411 | 0.04060 | 112 | 85 | 27 | 0 |
1705 | You just need to be the bigger man. | 1.2411 | 0.05112 | 112 | 91 | 15 | 6 |
1706 | I thought it was man in the mirror,not man in the window. | 1.2411 | 0.04616 | 112 | 88 | 21 | 3 |
1707 | Big Brother is watching you again! | 1.2411 | 0.04787 | 112 | 89 | 19 | 4 |
1708 | Entering a self-portrait balloon in the Thanksgiving Day parade was genius, Darling! | 1.2411 | 0.04787 | 112 | 89 | 19 | 4 |
1709 | Do you always have to speak so highly of yourself? | 1.2411 | 0.04952 | 112 | 90 | 17 | 5 |
1710 | Ok, next hypothetical: you're Hitler and you have to kill Giant Hitler | 1.2411 | 0.04787 | 112 | 89 | 19 | 4 |
1711 | Buying your underwear at Macy’s has really paid off. | 1.2411 | 0.04616 | 112 | 88 | 21 | 3 |
1712 | Why didn't you tell me your brother was coming? | 1.2411 | 0.04787 | 112 | 89 | 19 | 4 |
1713 | Now that you’re relaxed, I’d like you to meet my lover, the colossus of New York. | 1.2411 | 0.04787 | 112 | 89 | 19 | 4 |
1714 | Did you say your big boss is coming for dinner today! | 1.2411 | 0.04787 | 112 | 89 | 19 | 4 |
1715 | It's your nosey big brother again Fred... | 1.2411 | 0.04616 | 112 | 88 | 21 | 3 |
1716 | Can he borrow some honey? He lost his honey bear camping upstate last week. | 1.2411 | 0.04616 | 112 | 88 | 21 | 3 |
1717 | Do you think that #MeToo knows that the Thanksgiving Parade added a "Peeping Tom" Baloon? | 1.2411 | 0.04952 | 112 | 90 | 17 | 5 |
1718 | On the bright side, your skin looks amazing! | 1.2411 | 0.04253 | 112 | 86 | 25 | 1 |
1719 | Hey, you made the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade! | 1.2411 | 0.04438 | 112 | 87 | 23 | 2 |
1720 | There's your overinflated ego again. | 1.2411 | 0.04253 | 112 | 86 | 25 | 1 |
1721 | Do you have a big brother? | 1.2411 | 0.04787 | 112 | 89 | 19 | 4 |
1722 | I thought you said we'd be alone! | 1.2411 | 0.04616 | 112 | 88 | 21 | 3 |
1723 | They made a parade balloon of YOU! | 1.2411 | 0.04438 | 112 | 87 | 23 | 2 |
1724 | Look, Honey, your balloon is here. | 1.2411 | 0.04616 | 112 | 88 | 21 | 3 |
1725 | Enjoying the view? | 1.2411 | 0.04616 | 112 | 88 | 21 | 3 |
1726 | The window washer's here! | 1.2411 | 0.04787 | 112 | 89 | 19 | 4 |
1727 | I told you being full of hot air would pay off someday. | 1.2411 | 0.04438 | 112 | 87 | 23 | 2 |
1728 | This CBD wine is tasty, do you feel anything? | 1.2411 | 0.04787 | 112 | 89 | 19 | 4 |
1729 | Every time you drink, the bigger you comes out. | 1.2411 | 0.04787 | 112 | 89 | 19 | 4 |
1730 | He said he wants a TALL wine cooler | 1.2411 | 0.04616 | 112 | 88 | 21 | 3 |
1731 | It's probably just because balloon hair is so expensive. | 1.2411 | 0.05267 | 112 | 92 | 13 | 7 |
1732 | They don't call him The Super for nothing... | 1.2411 | 0.04952 | 112 | 90 | 17 | 5 |
1733 | You didn’t tell me you were Macy’s parade famous! | 1.2411 | 0.05112 | 112 | 91 | 15 | 6 |
1734 | Exactly how high do you get on this wine? | 1.2411 | 0.04787 | 112 | 89 | 19 | 4 |
1735 | Since your birthday's on Thanksgiving.... | 1.2411 | 0.04952 | 112 | 90 | 17 | 5 |
1736 | My big brother is watching. | 1.2411 | 0.04438 | 112 | 87 | 23 | 2 |
1737 | Your twin really is living large isn't he ? | 1.2411 | 0.04616 | 112 | 88 | 21 | 3 |
1738 | Thanks, but I think I've had one too many. | 1.2411 | 0.04616 | 112 | 88 | 21 | 3 |
1739 | You know this year's parade theme was supposed to be joy for all the children but this balloon is scary as hell! | 1.2411 | 0.04616 | 112 | 88 | 21 | 3 |
1740 | Oh my God. I can see New Jersey from here. | 1.2411 | 0.04616 | 112 | 88 | 21 | 3 |
1741 | we need to downsize | 1.2411 | 0.04253 | 112 | 86 | 25 | 1 |
1742 | Sweetie are you sure this wine has nothing in it? | 1.2411 | 0.04616 | 112 | 88 | 21 | 3 |
1743 | Best balloon yet | 1.2411 | 0.04787 | 112 | 89 | 19 | 4 |
1744 | He said he's sorry for hogging up the placenta's blood supply in the womb. | 1.2411 | 0.05112 | 112 | 91 | 15 | 6 |
1745 | Your alter ego wants you to cut back on the old red wine. | 1.2411 | 0.04787 | 112 | 89 | 19 | 4 |
1746 | Look honey you replaced Garfield in the Thanksgiving Day Parade! | 1.2411 | 0.04952 | 112 | 90 | 17 | 5 |
1747 | Nice. | 1.2411 | 0.05112 | 112 | 91 | 15 | 6 |
1748 | This new wallpaper is so You! | 1.2411 | 0.04952 | 112 | 90 | 17 | 5 |
1749 | I don’t recognize half of the Thanksgiving Parade floats these days. | 1.2411 | 0.04787 | 112 | 89 | 19 | 4 |
1750 | your big brother is here to watch | 1.2411 | 0.05112 | 112 | 91 | 15 | 6 |
1751 | Well, its not as small as you think it is. | 1.2411 | 0.04787 | 112 | 89 | 19 | 4 |
1752 | Honey, it's your float! It's really flattering! | 1.2411 | 0.04616 | 112 | 88 | 21 | 3 |
1753 | The office had a name your partner as a parade float contest, and guess who won! | 1.2411 | 0.04438 | 112 | 87 | 23 | 2 |
1754 | I didn't know you had a Facelook account. | 1.2411 | 0.04952 | 112 | 90 | 17 | 5 |
1755 | No, I said "check out the nose on this swine". | 1.2411 | 0.04952 | 112 | 90 | 17 | 5 |
1756 | You weren't kidding! You did model for Macy's! | 1.2411 | 0.04616 | 112 | 88 | 21 | 3 |
1757 | I convinced the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade to honor YOU this year! | 1.2411 | 0.05112 | 112 | 91 | 15 | 6 |
1758 | Relax, it’s only your Super Ego. | 1.2411 | 0.04952 | 112 | 90 | 17 | 5 |
1759 | He is only looking for attention! | 1.2411 | 0.04787 | 112 | 89 | 19 | 4 |
1760 | so tell me, are you still into research on cloning? | 1.2411 | 0.04787 | 112 | 89 | 19 | 4 |
1761 | Did you pay last month’s bill at Macy’s? | 1.2411 | 0.04787 | 112 | 89 | 19 | 4 |
1762 | Bob your parade float brother is here. | 1.2411 | 0.04438 | 112 | 87 | 23 | 2 |
1763 | You said you wanted to be in the parade. | 1.2411 | 0.04616 | 112 | 88 | 21 | 3 |
1764 | They really nailed the 'ok, boomer' theme at this year's Thanksgiving Parade. | 1.2411 | 0.04616 | 112 | 88 | 21 | 3 |
1765 | The Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade has started! | 1.2411 | 0.04616 | 112 | 88 | 21 | 3 |
1766 | He said he's Fee-fi-fo-from the cloning lab on Park Avenue. | 1.2411 | 0.04787 | 112 | 89 | 19 | 4 |
1767 | Looks like the Ghostbusters are thinking of something totally weak and harmless again. | 1.2411 | 0.04952 | 112 | 90 | 17 | 5 |
1768 | Look! Macy's replaced "SpongeBob SquarePants" with "BlandBob InconsequentialTwit." | 1.2411 | 0.04616 | 112 | 88 | 21 | 3 |
1769 | When did you replace the Snoopy balloon in the Macy's parade? | 1.2411 | 0.04787 | 112 | 89 | 19 | 4 |
1770 | These Thanksgiving parade floats are getting scarily accurate. | 1.2411 | 0.04253 | 112 | 86 | 25 | 1 |
1771 | ‘Where did you get this mirror.’ | 1.2411 | 0.04438 | 112 | 87 | 23 | 2 |
1772 | You just need to focus on yourself | 1.2389 | 0.04913 | 113 | 91 | 17 | 5 |
1773 | Where are the ghostbusters when we need them? | 1.2389 | 0.04580 | 113 | 89 | 21 | 3 |
1774 | He’s the head bartender. | 1.2389 | 0.04580 | 113 | 89 | 21 | 3 |
1775 | What other Holiday plans are you going to float by me? | 1.2385 | 0.04681 | 109 | 86 | 20 | 3 |
1776 | You didn't tell me you were the Grand Marshal! | 1.2364 | 0.04820 | 110 | 88 | 18 | 4 |
1777 | Even though my husband has been working overtime on the parade I still feel like he is watching me! | 1.2364 | 0.04644 | 110 | 87 | 20 | 3 |
1778 | This is what I hate about being a doll. | 1.2364 | 0.04820 | 110 | 88 | 18 | 4 |
1779 | The flowered wallpaper was nicer. | 1.2364 | 0.04269 | 110 | 85 | 24 | 1 |
1780 | Just think, it all started with that YouTube video of your atomic wedgie. | 1.2364 | 0.04990 | 110 | 89 | 16 | 5 |
1781 | And you get to walk it to Herald Square. | 1.2364 | 0.04644 | 110 | 87 | 20 | 3 |
1782 | ‘Honey! You won the Macy’s float design contest!’ | 1.2364 | 0.04644 | 110 | 87 | 20 | 3 |
1783 | George, your big twin brother was walking by and wanted to know if he could use our bathroom. | 1.2364 | 0.04990 | 110 | 89 | 16 | 5 |
1784 | See? I told you your hairline was receding. | 1.2364 | 0.04644 | 110 | 87 | 20 | 3 |
1785 | honey he’s here to help not replace you! | 1.2364 | 0.04820 | 110 | 88 | 18 | 4 |
1786 | Look! It's your doppelscraper! | 1.2364 | 0.04460 | 110 | 86 | 22 | 2 |
1787 | Okay, boomer. | 1.2364 | 0.04644 | 110 | 87 | 20 | 3 |
1788 | Fraternal twins,identical twins or just brothers? | 1.2353 | 0.04445 | 102 | 79 | 22 | 1 |
1789 | I’m hoping you can see what I see..? | 1.2353 | 0.04658 | 102 | 80 | 20 | 2 |
1790 | Oh, that's Larry from across the street. Don't talk to him; after 30 minutes, he will just move on. | 1.2348 | 0.04836 | 115 | 93 | 17 | 5 |
1791 | This will be way more effective than the elf on the shelf | 1.2342 | 0.04425 | 111 | 87 | 22 | 2 |
1792 | It’s Alex, from Amazon Prime Plus. | 1.2342 | 0.04781 | 111 | 89 | 18 | 4 |
1793 | Nate! It's your dad! | 1.2336 | 0.04893 | 107 | 86 | 17 | 4 |
1794 | Out here, with just ones thoughts, you can really get in touch with yourself | 1.2336 | 0.04710 | 107 | 85 | 19 | 3 |
1795 | I told you that new prescription was safe. Your brother says he experienced no dizziness, nausea or suicidal tendencies. | 1.2336 | 0.04710 | 107 | 85 | 19 | 3 |
1796 | HE’S your pick for a threesome? | 1.2336 | 0.05241 | 107 | 88 | 13 | 6 |
1797 | Don’t believe what you hear. Size is everything. | 1.2336 | 0.05070 | 107 | 87 | 15 | 5 |
1798 | Macy’s is calling this the “Everyman” balloon | 1.2336 | 0.04710 | 107 | 85 | 19 | 3 |
1799 | Look, Hun... Your ego came to dinner! | 1.2336 | 0.04519 | 107 | 84 | 21 | 2 |
1800 | Hey, don't be mad at your brother just because he went to bigness school and you didn't! | 1.2336 | 0.04710 | 107 | 85 | 19 | 3 |
1801 | Nice, but don't let the gas go to your head. | 1.2336 | 0.04710 | 107 | 85 | 19 | 3 |
1802 | Your big brother's at it again. | 1.2336 | 0.04710 | 107 | 85 | 19 | 3 |
1803 | You said,New Yorkers have the big head. My God it's true." | 1.2336 | 0.04519 | 107 | 84 | 21 | 2 |
1804 | Why didn't you tell me you would be in Macy's parade? | 1.2336 | 0.04893 | 107 | 86 | 17 | 4 |
1805 | Can you believe it? Big Brother is watching. | 1.2336 | 0.04710 | 107 | 85 | 19 | 3 |
1806 | Your amazing self portrait cleverly hides your weak chin. | 1.2336 | 0.04519 | 107 | 84 | 21 | 2 |
1807 | The Feldmans on ayahuasca as Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade passes by their apartment. | 1.2336 | 0.04710 | 107 | 85 | 19 | 3 |
1808 | Wow, Macy's must be getting really desperate! | 1.2336 | 0.04519 | 107 | 84 | 21 | 2 |
1809 | You’ve finally got your parade – happy now? | 1.2336 | 0.04710 | 107 | 85 | 19 | 3 |
1810 | Is it the wine or is this portrait starting to grow on you? | 1.2336 | 0.04710 | 107 | 85 | 19 | 3 |
1811 | Didn't I warn you about Big Brother? | 1.2336 | 0.04710 | 107 | 85 | 19 | 3 |
1812 | Shouldn't the security camera be turned the other way? | 1.2336 | 0.05070 | 107 | 87 | 15 | 5 |
1813 | I didn't realize your Big Brother looks exactly like you. | 1.2336 | 0.04893 | 107 | 86 | 17 | 4 |
1814 | YOUR ALTER EGO IS BACK!!!!!! | 1.2336 | 0.04710 | 107 | 85 | 19 | 3 |
1815 | That Thanksgiving Parade Balloon of you broke loose and has made its way home. How sweet. | 1.2336 | 0.04519 | 107 | 84 | 21 | 2 |
1816 | I really have to cut down those poppy-seed muffins! | 1.2336 | 0.05241 | 107 | 88 | 13 | 6 |
1817 | Be careful with those appetizers; you don't want to blow up like a balloon. | 1.2336 | 0.04519 | 107 | 84 | 21 | 2 |
1818 | Now I know how Snoopy feels on Thanksgiving. | 1.2336 | 0.04710 | 107 | 85 | 19 | 3 |
1819 | I’m not THAT Bald! | 1.2336 | 0.04893 | 107 | 86 | 17 | 4 |
1820 | He is also full of hot air. | 1.2336 | 0.04893 | 107 | 86 | 17 | 4 |
1821 | Well,this is kind of a funny story,I think you'll enjoy this one. | 1.2336 | 0.05070 | 107 | 87 | 15 | 5 |
1822 | I’ll have what you’re having. | 1.2336 | 0.04710 | 107 | 85 | 19 | 3 |
1823 | The Macy’s parade has more realistic floats this year. | 1.2336 | 0.04519 | 107 | 84 | 21 | 2 |
1824 | I thought your daemon was supposed to be an animal. | 1.2336 | 0.04710 | 107 | 85 | 19 | 3 |
1825 | My whole life is passing before your eyes. | 1.2336 | 0.04893 | 107 | 86 | 17 | 4 |
1826 | Hon, your big brother really *is* watching... | 1.2336 | 0.04710 | 107 | 85 | 19 | 3 |
1827 | I didn’t know you were in the Macy’s parade this year. | 1.2336 | 0.04710 | 107 | 85 | 19 | 3 |
1828 | Remember our discussion about opening our marriage up to new experiences? | 1.2336 | 0.05070 | 107 | 87 | 15 | 5 |
1829 | Our neighbor has a very inflated ego. | 1.2336 | 0.04519 | 107 | 84 | 21 | 2 |
1830 | I thought you would like the view! | 1.2336 | 0.04519 | 107 | 84 | 21 | 2 |
1831 | Do you ever feel haunted by your biggest mistake? | 1.2336 | 0.05070 | 107 | 87 | 15 | 5 |
1832 | He looked smaller on Tinder.... | 1.2336 | 0.05070 | 107 | 87 | 15 | 5 |
1833 | Believe me, I had to pull some strings. But since your birthday fell on Thanksgiving this year, I thought this would be the perfect gift. | 1.2336 | 0.04319 | 107 | 83 | 23 | 1 |
1834 | Okay, Mr. Egotistical. I'm pretty sure that's Garfield. | 1.2336 | 0.05241 | 107 | 88 | 13 | 6 |
1835 | You've always wanted me to enhance my self-esteem. | 1.2336 | 0.04710 | 107 | 85 | 19 | 3 |
1836 | I told you there was a downside to these tiny homes. | 1.2336 | 0.04710 | 107 | 85 | 19 | 3 |
1837 | Maybe the toupee fell off. See if it’s wearing a diaper. | 1.2336 | 0.04893 | 107 | 86 | 17 | 4 |
1838 | When you drink too much while watching the Thanksgiving Say parade. | 1.2336 | 0.04319 | 107 | 83 | 23 | 1 |
1839 | It's Big Brother Ernie - he forgot to phone ahead again. | 1.2336 | 0.04519 | 107 | 84 | 21 | 2 |
1840 | Mocking you? What makes you think that? | 1.2336 | 0.04319 | 107 | 83 | 23 | 1 |
1841 | I'm afraid I've met someone new. He's just like you, but taller. | 1.2336 | 0.04893 | 107 | 86 | 17 | 4 |
1842 | Can you see yourself living here? | 1.2336 | 0.04420 | 107 | 86 | 18 | 3 |
1843 | Hey buddy. You have beautiful eyes. | 1.2336 | 0.04710 | 107 | 85 | 19 | 3 |
1844 | Frank, I'm not sure you needed to make it anatomically correct. | 1.2336 | 0.04710 | 107 | 85 | 19 | 3 |
1845 | Darling, your delusions of grandeur are scaring the wine. | 1.2336 | 0.04893 | 107 | 86 | 17 | 4 |
1846 | Our boy has gotten SO BIG! | 1.2336 | 0.04519 | 107 | 84 | 21 | 2 |
1847 | Look at this .... and you thought King Kong was freaky?? | 1.2336 | 0.04519 | 107 | 84 | 21 | 2 |
1848 | So after all this time you finally decided to be the bigger person. | 1.2336 | 0.04710 | 107 | 85 | 19 | 3 |
1849 | I never said I didn’t have a type. | 1.2336 | 0.05241 | 107 | 88 | 13 | 6 |
1850 | Can you throw your voice too? | 1.2336 | 0.04710 | 107 | 85 | 19 | 3 |
1851 | Happy Birthday, Reginald. As your gift, I put you in the Macy's parade. What better than a huge head filled with hot air to depict my husband who never pays attention to anything I say or do? | 1.2336 | 0.04893 | 107 | 86 | 17 | 4 |
1852 | Appears your ego has inflated itself again. | 1.2336 | 0.04893 | 107 | 86 | 17 | 4 |
1853 | Henry, I've never seen that version of you before. | 1.2336 | 0.04710 | 107 | 85 | 19 | 3 |
1854 | You have a float?! | 1.2336 | 0.04710 | 107 | 85 | 19 | 3 |
1855 | You vs. the guy she tells you not to worry about | 1.2336 | 0.05070 | 107 | 87 | 15 | 5 |
1856 | He looks familiar. | 1.2336 | 0.04893 | 107 | 86 | 17 | 4 |
1857 | You are the last balloon before Santa. | 1.2336 | 0.05070 | 107 | 87 | 15 | 5 |
1858 | It's your 23andMe special order. | 1.2336 | 0.04319 | 107 | 83 | 23 | 1 |
1859 | Look who's in the Macy's Day Parade! | 1.2336 | 0.04519 | 107 | 84 | 21 | 2 |
1860 | Don't worry he's more scared of you than you are of you | 1.2330 | 0.04820 | 103 | 82 | 18 | 3 |
1861 | You didn't! | 1.2315 | 0.04482 | 108 | 85 | 21 | 2 |
1862 | Your big brother wants to see you. | 1.2315 | 0.04482 | 108 | 85 | 21 | 2 |
1863 | Did you spike this? | 1.2315 | 0.04853 | 108 | 87 | 17 | 4 |
1864 | So big of you...... | 1.2315 | 0.05028 | 108 | 88 | 15 | 5 |
1865 | See - your nose hair sticks out. | 1.2315 | 0.04482 | 108 | 85 | 21 | 2 |
1866 | Honey, why don't you ever look at me the way YOU look at me? | 1.2315 | 0.04853 | 108 | 87 | 17 | 4 |
1867 | Surprise! For your birthday, I got you your own balloon in the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade. | 1.2315 | 0.04853 | 108 | 87 | 17 | 4 |
1868 | Do you happen to have a Big Brother? | 1.2315 | 0.04671 | 108 | 86 | 19 | 3 |
1869 | I didn’t know Humpty Dumpty had a mustache | 1.2315 | 0.04853 | 108 | 87 | 17 | 4 |
1870 | you've met your match | 1.2315 | 0.04671 | 108 | 86 | 19 | 3 |
1871 | I’m not doing this to mean, but you have to face reality. You. Are. Bald. | 1.2315 | 0.04671 | 108 | 86 | 19 | 3 |
1872 | 'Its got three billion pixels. Don't you love it?' | 1.2315 | 0.04853 | 108 | 87 | 17 | 4 |
1873 | Your big brother finally came to visit! | 1.2315 | 0.04671 | 108 | 86 | 19 | 3 |
1874 | It's a giant version of you, and it's fucking the building! | 1.2315 | 0.05028 | 108 | 88 | 15 | 5 |
1875 | I always knew you had an inflated ego. | 1.2308 | 0.04970 | 104 | 84 | 16 | 4 |
1876 | Congratulations! They’ve put windbags into the Thanksgiving Day parade! | 1.2294 | 0.04986 | 109 | 89 | 15 | 5 |
1877 | Oh, honey! It's not that strong! | 1.2294 | 0.04724 | 109 | 90 | 14 | 5 |
1878 | Daddy, I told you that there was people living in my doll house! | 1.2294 | 0.04813 | 109 | 88 | 17 | 4 |
1879 | Does the Macy’s Day Parade really need a Dr. Phil inflatable? | 1.2294 | 0.05316 | 109 | 91 | 11 | 7 |
1880 | Maybe the room with a view was for him? | 1.2294 | 0.04986 | 109 | 89 | 15 | 5 |
1881 | He says his name is Harvey Wallbanger | 1.2277 | 0.04850 | 101 | 81 | 17 | 3 |
1882 | This close-up shows that your mustache is actually nose hair. | 1.2277 | 0.05243 | 101 | 83 | 13 | 5 |
1883 | There were no new Disney balloon characters to publicize this year so they did one of their head accountant. | 1.2268 | 0.04518 | 97 | 76 | 20 | 1 |
1884 | No peeking! | 1.2264 | 0.04698 | 106 | 85 | 18 | 3 |
1885 | He's harmless, he just wants to know what ads to show us | 1.2264 | 0.04698 | 106 | 85 | 18 | 3 |
1886 | Remember, Tom, what happens in Tiny Town stays in Tiny Town. | 1.2264 | 0.04698 | 106 | 85 | 18 | 3 |
1887 | I knew it would come to this. It’s Thomas E. Dewey back from the dead, floating a trial balloon. | 1.2264 | 0.04503 | 106 | 84 | 20 | 2 |
1888 | C’est la moustache de ton pere! | 1.2264 | 0.04698 | 106 | 85 | 18 | 3 |
1889 | This wine really goes to your head. | 1.2255 | 0.04808 | 102 | 82 | 17 | 3 |
1890 | This is why we only drink natural wines. | 1.2255 | 0.04808 | 102 | 82 | 17 | 3 |
1891 | Come closer so you can watch the parade. | 1.2255 | 0.04386 | 102 | 80 | 21 | 1 |
1892 | Take my seat, I insist. | 1.2255 | 0.04808 | 102 | 82 | 17 | 3 |
1893 | This drink brings out your eyes! | 1.2255 | 0.04602 | 102 | 81 | 19 | 2 |
1894 | Your bloated sense of self-importance is really getting out of hand. | 1.2255 | 0.04808 | 102 | 82 | 17 | 3 |
1895 | Don't be silly. It's the Diary of a Wimpy Kid as an adult float. | 1.2255 | 0.04602 | 102 | 81 | 19 | 2 |
1896 | One sip and already I’m seeing double. | 1.2255 | 0.04602 | 102 | 81 | 19 | 2 |
1897 | They'll get over Snoopy. | 1.2255 | 0.05196 | 102 | 84 | 13 | 5 |
1898 | Look honey - your ego! | 1.2255 | 0.05196 | 102 | 84 | 13 | 5 |
1899 | It's the new balloon... Peeping Tom! | 1.2255 | 0.04808 | 102 | 82 | 17 | 3 |
1900 | ? "Shall we invite him in for a large cocktail?" | 1.2255 | 0.04808 | 102 | 82 | 17 | 3 |
1901 | It's the #MeToo balloon! | 1.2255 | 0.05006 | 102 | 83 | 15 | 4 |
1902 | I told you that I got you into the Macy's day parade! | 1.2255 | 0.04808 | 102 | 82 | 17 | 3 |
1903 | You always said if you were a bigger man, you'd apologize to my mother. | 1.2255 | 0.04602 | 102 | 81 | 19 | 2 |
1904 | Remember hearing that accountants were making a balloon for the parade? | 1.2255 | 0.05196 | 102 | 84 | 13 | 5 |
1905 | Our Thanksgiving sweepstake included parade view room and personal balloon | 1.2255 | 0.04808 | 102 | 82 | 17 | 3 |
1906 | It's worse - your own big brother is watching you. | 1.2255 | 0.05006 | 102 | 83 | 15 | 4 |
1907 | waypastyourprime.com sponsored the parade this year | 1.2255 | 0.05196 | 102 | 84 | 13 | 5 |
1908 | Here’s to grand connoisseurs of narcissism. | 1.2255 | 0.05006 | 102 | 83 | 15 | 4 |
1909 | George, I have the strangest feeling that I am being watched. | 1.2255 | 0.04386 | 102 | 80 | 21 | 1 |
1910 | Is this what George Orwell warned us about? | 1.2255 | 0.04808 | 102 | 82 | 17 | 3 |
1911 | You look a little deflated today dear. | 1.2255 | 0.04158 | 102 | 79 | 23 | 0 |
1912 | They grow up so fast, don't they? | 1.2255 | 0.05006 | 102 | 83 | 15 | 4 |
1913 | Your eyes are bigger than your stomach. | 1.2255 | 0.05006 | 102 | 83 | 15 | 4 |
1914 | Junior says he’s feeling bloated. | 1.2255 | 0.04602 | 102 | 81 | 19 | 2 |
1915 | This has got to be the worst parade balloon ever ! | 1.2255 | 0.05006 | 102 | 83 | 15 | 4 |
1916 | And here's the one of you at your present age! | 1.2255 | 0.04602 | 102 | 81 | 19 | 2 |
1917 | Katherine, do not turn your head... and stay still... | 1.2255 | 0.04808 | 102 | 82 | 17 | 3 |
1918 | What do you think, honey, should I offer him a drink? | 1.2255 | 0.04386 | 102 | 80 | 21 | 1 |
1919 | This is the worst Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade ever! | 1.2255 | 0.05196 | 102 | 84 | 13 | 5 |
1920 | What’s the big deal? | 1.2255 | 0.04386 | 102 | 80 | 21 | 1 |
1921 | It's this year's new balloon....the perv | 1.2255 | 0.05006 | 102 | 83 | 15 | 4 |
1922 | Talk about Big Brother! | 1.2255 | 0.04602 | 102 | 81 | 19 | 2 |
1923 | Somehow, Macy's manages to outdo itself each Thanksgiving. | 1.2255 | 0.04808 | 102 | 82 | 17 | 3 |
1924 | Are you sure you read the privacy policy of that phone app? | 1.2255 | 0.04808 | 102 | 82 | 17 | 3 |
1925 | My psychiatrist was right. | 1.2255 | 0.04602 | 102 | 81 | 19 | 2 |
1926 | Happy Macy's Day Parade, Hon. I bought a balloon for you! | 1.2255 | 0.04158 | 102 | 79 | 23 | 0 |
1927 | Thank God your big brother got caught up in parade traffic. Last Thanksgiving he ate everything in sight. | 1.2255 | 0.04602 | 102 | 81 | 19 | 2 |
1928 | All of those years working for Macy's paid off. | 1.2255 | 0.04602 | 102 | 81 | 19 | 2 |
1929 | Isn’t Macy’s target marketing campaign going great! | 1.2255 | 0.04808 | 102 | 82 | 17 | 3 |
1930 | Oh look, it's your doppelganger on steroids. | 1.2255 | 0.04808 | 102 | 82 | 17 | 3 |
1931 | So what if your balloon came after Spongebob's in the parade, sweetheart? Don't look so deflated! | 1.2255 | 0.04386 | 102 | 80 | 21 | 1 |
1932 | Cheese-it! We're on whistleblower-cam. | 1.2255 | 0.04808 | 102 | 82 | 17 | 3 |
1933 | Well look at that Stanley, your over-inflated ego has made it into the Macey’s Parade. | 1.2255 | 0.05006 | 102 | 83 | 15 | 4 |
1934 | He nose about us ! | 1.2255 | 0.05006 | 102 | 83 | 15 | 4 |
1935 | Look Ralph, your inflated ego is in the Macy's Parade this year. | 1.2255 | 0.04602 | 102 | 81 | 19 | 2 |
1936 | Its called Face Look! | 1.2255 | 0.04808 | 102 | 82 | 17 | 3 |
1937 | I love the Macy's Day Parade, don't you? | 1.2255 | 0.05006 | 102 | 83 | 15 | 4 |
1938 | Can you please tell your id that we're about to have dinner? | 1.2255 | 0.04602 | 102 | 81 | 19 | 2 |
1939 | Don't you think you should have waited until you are elected before you put this up? | 1.2255 | 0.04602 | 102 | 81 | 19 | 2 |
1940 | The kids and I wanted a father figure we could look up to. | 1.2255 | 0.04808 | 102 | 82 | 17 | 3 |
1941 | Is it already Thanksgiving? | 1.2255 | 0.04808 | 102 | 82 | 17 | 3 |
1942 | It's not completely naked; he's wearing a sign about parking in the Macy's employee-of-the-month space. | 1.2255 | 0.04386 | 102 | 80 | 21 | 1 |
1943 | I think you should be flattered, Harold. After all, they made a giant baby blimp of the president when he came to London too! | 1.2255 | 0.05196 | 102 | 84 | 13 | 5 |
1944 | So it will just be right here until the parade? | 1.2255 | 0.05006 | 102 | 83 | 15 | 4 |
1945 | I hope you don't mind - I invited our neighbor Bob over... | 1.2255 | 0.04602 | 102 | 81 | 19 | 2 |
1946 | Your alter ego agrees with me. | 1.2255 | 0.04808 | 102 | 82 | 17 | 3 |
1947 | I'm just going to be the bigger man here! | 1.2255 | 0.04808 | 102 | 82 | 17 | 3 |
1948 | Cheers! You're the next big thing. | 1.2255 | 0.04808 | 102 | 82 | 17 | 3 |
1949 | He says he can't come back later. When the parade ends, he's being deflated. | 1.2255 | 0.04602 | 102 | 81 | 19 | 2 |
1950 | Can you hear me now? | 1.2255 | 0.04808 | 102 | 82 | 17 | 3 |
1951 | You're right next to Snoopy and the Grinch! | 1.2255 | 0.05196 | 102 | 84 | 13 | 5 |
1952 | I'm leaving you, Tom. It seems bigger is, in fact, better. | 1.2255 | 0.04808 | 102 | 82 | 17 | 3 |
1953 | Honey, your big brother is watching. | 1.2255 | 0.04602 | 102 | 81 | 19 | 2 |
1954 | The thanksgiving parade ? Really ?!! | 1.2255 | 0.05196 | 102 | 84 | 13 | 5 |
1955 | Thank you Harold, it's nice to finally feel seen. | 1.2255 | 0.04158 | 102 | 79 | 23 | 0 |
1956 | I told you there was a great view of the Thanksgiving parade. | 1.2255 | 0.05196 | 102 | 84 | 13 | 5 |
1957 | Is that your big brother? | 1.2255 | 0.04602 | 102 | 81 | 19 | 2 |
1958 | George,did you order magnifying glass for this mirror? | 1.2255 | 0.05006 | 102 | 83 | 15 | 4 |
1959 | One martini and I'm seeing two Groucho's. | 1.2255 | 0.05006 | 102 | 83 | 15 | 4 |
1960 | You must be desperate to pick up a woman. | 1.2255 | 0.04808 | 102 | 82 | 17 | 3 |
1961 | You're telling me you're in the Thanksgiving Day Parade? Prove it! | 1.2255 | 0.04808 | 102 | 82 | 17 | 3 |
1962 | I know it's unusual Jerry, but the therapist recommended a visual demonstration of your inflated ego. | 1.2255 | 0.05196 | 102 | 84 | 13 | 5 |
1963 | I promise, I won’t let the Promotion go to my head. | 1.2255 | 0.04602 | 102 | 81 | 19 | 2 |
1964 | Every year on Thanksgiving, you look more like Snoopy. | 1.2255 | 0.04602 | 102 | 81 | 19 | 2 |
1965 | Guess I assumed ‘Big Brother’ was a figure of speech. | 1.2255 | 0.04808 | 102 | 82 | 17 | 3 |
1966 | The balloons at the Thanksgiving Day Parade have not aged well | 1.2255 | 0.04602 | 102 | 81 | 19 | 2 |
1967 | I told your ego we’d meet him for drinks. | 1.2255 | 0.05196 | 102 | 84 | 13 | 5 |
1968 | You didn't tell me you would be in the parade. | 1.2255 | 0.04386 | 102 | 80 | 21 | 1 |
1969 | Look Dennis, it's this years annual dull pride parade. | 1.2255 | 0.04808 | 102 | 82 | 17 | 3 |
1970 | Something about Brobdingnab. | 1.2255 | 0.05006 | 102 | 83 | 15 | 4 |
1971 | What were you expecting, Trump blimp! | 1.2255 | 0.05006 | 102 | 83 | 15 | 4 |
1972 | Should we dial back the exposure therapy a tad? | 1.2255 | 0.04602 | 102 | 81 | 19 | 2 |
1973 | It's your Tinder profile picture as a parade balloon. Merry Christmas! | 1.2255 | 0.05006 | 102 | 83 | 15 | 4 |
1974 | They’ll let anyone in the Thanksgiving Day parade. | 1.2255 | 0.05380 | 102 | 85 | 11 | 6 |
1975 | And there's one more thing I bought. The Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade is now sponsored by us! | 1.2255 | 0.05006 | 102 | 83 | 15 | 4 |
1976 | Eric, I've commissioned this balloon at incredible expense in order to force you to confront the fact that you are not the singular man on earth who can rock a toothbrush mustache without looking, at the very least, Hitler-adjacent. | 1.2255 | 0.05196 | 102 | 84 | 13 | 5 |
1977 | Happy birthday!! It´s your own Thanksgiving Parade float | 1.2255 | 0.04386 | 102 | 80 | 21 | 1 |
1978 | If this version is to scale, he might have a normal size dick" | 1.2255 | 0.05006 | 102 | 83 | 15 | 4 |
1979 | I'm glad to see you have been taking some time to do self-reflecting. | 1.2255 | 0.05006 | 102 | 83 | 15 | 4 |
1980 | I'm going to pretend I didn't see that. | 1.2255 | 0.04808 | 102 | 82 | 17 | 3 |
1981 | Well Harry, I’d say its tremendous nose indicates a higher level of acid. | 1.2255 | 0.05006 | 102 | 83 | 15 | 4 |
1982 | Yeah, just download the ap, and you can design your own Macy's parade baloon! | 1.2255 | 0.04602 | 102 | 81 | 19 | 2 |
1983 | Who would have thought that a whistleblower could become so famous!?!? | 1.2255 | 0.05196 | 102 | 84 | 13 | 5 |
1984 | How long can your Mom hold him up there? | 1.2255 | 0.04386 | 102 | 80 | 21 | 1 |
1985 | Didn’t I tell you? Macy’s is allowing vanity balloons this year. | 1.2255 | 0.04602 | 102 | 81 | 19 | 2 |
1986 | Mass surveillance makes me feel ugly too, Robert | 1.2255 | 0.04386 | 102 | 80 | 21 | 1 |
1987 | Finally a good reason for your head being full of hot air! | 1.2255 | 0.04602 | 102 | 81 | 19 | 2 |
1988 | I find drinking wine with you a tad self-indulgent. | 1.2255 | 0.05006 | 102 | 83 | 15 | 4 |
1989 | Jim, could you please tell your brother to use the front door like everyone else. | 1.2255 | 0.04386 | 102 | 80 | 21 | 1 |
1990 | Raise glasses, Here's Looking at You! | 1.2255 | 0.04602 | 102 | 81 | 19 | 2 |
1991 | He says you have a big nose. | 1.2255 | 0.04808 | 102 | 82 | 17 | 3 |
1992 | He wants to know if Snoopy and Ronald can join our family for dinner after the parade. | 1.2255 | 0.04808 | 102 | 82 | 17 | 3 |
1993 | I call it, "Accidental Zoom." | 1.2255 | 0.05196 | 102 | 84 | 13 | 5 |
1994 | When you said 'ventriloquist', I had something else in mind. | 1.2255 | 0.04808 | 102 | 82 | 17 | 3 |
1995 | I think you have a doppelgänger. | 1.2255 | 0.04602 | 102 | 81 | 19 | 2 |
1996 | I never noticed how dirty your mustache was until now. | 1.2255 | 0.04273 | 102 | 82 | 18 | 2 |
1997 | Oh look, Dear! You made it into the Macy's Day Parade. | 1.2255 | 0.05196 | 102 | 84 | 13 | 5 |
1998 | Herb, could it be your self concept is a trifle inflated? | 1.2255 | 0.04808 | 102 | 82 | 17 | 3 |
1999 | Really? Your ex-wife actually designed Macy's turkey balloon? | 1.2255 | 0.04386 | 102 | 80 | 21 | 1 |
2000 | Oh Honey! It's you! | 1.2255 | 0.05380 | 102 | 85 | 11 | 6 |
2001 | It's a new balloon for the parade, celebrating accountants. | 1.2255 | 0.04808 | 102 | 82 | 17 | 3 |
2002 | Gulliver, Ed. Ed, Gulliver. I told you I had a past. | 1.2255 | 0.04602 | 102 | 81 | 19 | 2 |
2003 | Until this very moment, I always thought you had the biggest balls I’d ever seen Bill... | 1.2255 | 0.05196 | 102 | 84 | 13 | 5 |
2004 | So you really are full of hot air! | 1.2255 | 0.04808 | 102 | 82 | 17 | 3 |
2005 | Arthur, I'm seeing your big brother. | 1.2255 | 0.05006 | 102 | 83 | 15 | 4 |
2006 | My father will be staying with us for a while. Can you bring his bags up? | 1.2255 | 0.04808 | 102 | 82 | 17 | 3 |
2007 | Looks like Macy's is finally honoring the average Joe. | 1.2255 | 0.04808 | 102 | 82 | 17 | 3 |
2008 | You look familiar. Aren't you someone big around here? | 1.2255 | 0.04808 | 102 | 82 | 17 | 3 |
2009 | Objects in the mirror appear closer than they are. | 1.2255 | 0.04808 | 102 | 82 | 17 | 3 |
2010 | Looks like your Ego was delivered. | 1.2255 | 0.04808 | 102 | 82 | 17 | 3 |
2011 | I don’t know where Macy’s is going with this new float either. | 1.2255 | 0.04808 | 102 | 82 | 17 | 3 |
2012 | I don’t like the new mirror , it makes my butt look big. | 1.2255 | 0.05006 | 102 | 83 | 15 | 4 |
2013 | I know you said I had an inflated ego but even I think this is too much | 1.2255 | 0.05196 | 102 | 84 | 13 | 5 |
2014 | His wife will be joining us in 10 minutes. She got delayed by the archery contest in Central Park. | 1.2255 | 0.04808 | 102 | 82 | 17 | 3 |
2015 | Here comes your bust! | 1.2255 | 0.04602 | 102 | 81 | 19 | 2 |
2016 | You're right up there with the Grinch and Snoopy! | 1.2255 | 0.05006 | 102 | 83 | 15 | 4 |
2017 | Putting mescaline in the mescal was genius. Genius! | 1.2255 | 0.04602 | 102 | 81 | 19 | 2 |
2018 | All right, so you're the laughingstock of the nation. But you made it into the Macy's Thanksgiving Day parade! | 1.2255 | 0.04808 | 102 | 82 | 17 | 3 |
2019 | You should be proud. It's the first time Macy's has honored the Nudist of the Year. | 1.2255 | 0.05196 | 102 | 84 | 13 | 5 |
2020 | Did no one tell Frank we were downsizing? | 1.2255 | 0.04808 | 102 | 82 | 17 | 3 |
2021 | Big brother is watching you, Winston. | 1.2255 | 0.05196 | 102 | 84 | 13 | 5 |
2022 | Best Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade Balloon EVER! | 1.2255 | 0.05006 | 102 | 83 | 15 | 4 |
2023 | I told him to keep an eye on things, but only when we're away ! | 1.2255 | 0.05006 | 102 | 83 | 15 | 4 |
2024 | Remember when I said you have big shoes to fill? | 1.2255 | 0.04602 | 102 | 81 | 19 | 2 |
2025 | Honey look, they're finally celebrating mediocrity! | 1.2255 | 0.04808 | 102 | 82 | 17 | 3 |
2026 | You know, I have never actually tried natural wine! | 1.2255 | 0.05196 | 102 | 84 | 13 | 5 |
2027 | I don’t know. I preferred the smaller avatars. You? | 1.2255 | 0.05006 | 102 | 83 | 15 | 4 |
2028 | It’s a new balloon for aging baby boomers in the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade | 1.2255 | 0.05006 | 102 | 83 | 15 | 4 |
2029 | I've got a feeling somebody's watching me. | 1.2255 | 0.04808 | 102 | 82 | 17 | 3 |
2030 | It's big brother again. | 1.2255 | 0.04602 | 102 | 81 | 19 | 2 |
2031 | Don't worry babe, size doesn't matter to me! | 1.2255 | 0.05196 | 102 | 84 | 13 | 5 |
2032 | I know you wanted the Giant Baby Trump, but I thought I’d surprise you! | 1.2255 | 0.05196 | 102 | 84 | 13 | 5 |
2033 | Well, they got your ego correct. | 1.2255 | 0.04386 | 102 | 80 | 21 | 1 |
2034 | You're ego's much better looking than you, Morrie. | 1.2255 | 0.04808 | 102 | 82 | 17 | 3 |
2035 | This is the last time I’m ever drinking cannabis wine. | 1.2255 | 0.04808 | 102 | 82 | 17 | 3 |
2036 | its 4K facial recognition, and you should carry tweezers, harry. | 1.2255 | 0.04808 | 102 | 82 | 17 | 3 |
2037 | Oh look, honey! It’s the fearful white man float! | 1.2255 | 0.04602 | 102 | 81 | 19 | 2 |
2038 | ...seems you ordered a large one | 1.2255 | 0.05006 | 102 | 83 | 15 | 4 |
2039 | Alistair, you've had enough to drink! You look as though you've seen a ghost. | 1.2255 | 0.04386 | 102 | 80 | 21 | 1 |
2040 | Big Brother" has just stepped it up a level | 1.2255 | 0.04808 | 102 | 82 | 17 | 3 |
2041 | Big Brother? No, I mean it's your big brother! | 1.2255 | 0.05557 | 102 | 86 | 9 | 7 |
2042 | We need to move to a new dollhouse. | 1.2255 | 0.04808 | 102 | 82 | 17 | 3 |
2043 | So I have a type. | 1.2255 | 0.04158 | 102 | 79 | 23 | 0 |
2044 | I told you he was a big fan of your work. | 1.2255 | 0.04808 | 102 | 82 | 17 | 3 |
2045 | Should I have made two roasts? | 1.2255 | 0.04602 | 102 | 81 | 19 | 2 |
2046 | Your brother is here, we're going to need to break out the Magnum. | 1.2255 | 0.04602 | 102 | 81 | 19 | 2 |
2047 | Hey look! You're a Thanksgiving Parade balloon! | 1.2255 | 0.04808 | 102 | 82 | 17 | 3 |
2048 | I told you he's a big idiot. Now do you believe me? | 1.2255 | 0.04808 | 102 | 82 | 17 | 3 |
2049 | Wow, you're in the Macy's parade! | 1.2255 | 0.04602 | 102 | 81 | 19 | 2 |
2050 | You may have convinced yourself otherwise, but size matters. | 1.2255 | 0.04808 | 102 | 82 | 17 | 3 |
2051 | It looks like Macy's can no longer afford Snoopy. | 1.2255 | 0.04808 | 102 | 82 | 17 | 3 |
2052 | I love how these huge bay windows make everything look bigger! | 1.2255 | 0.04602 | 102 | 81 | 19 | 2 |
2053 | Did I mention I live in a fun house? | 1.2255 | 0.04602 | 102 | 81 | 19 | 2 |
2054 | Refill on the absinthe? | 1.2255 | 0.04808 | 102 | 82 | 17 | 3 |
2055 | I dunno. Is it me or are those Thanksgiving Day Parade balloons getting a little too niche market? | 1.2255 | 0.04602 | 102 | 81 | 19 | 2 |
2056 | Who says peyote and wine don't mix. There is nothing like a mutual hallucination. | 1.2255 | 0.04602 | 102 | 81 | 19 | 2 |
2057 | At least put some pants on it. | 1.2255 | 0.04808 | 102 | 82 | 17 | 3 |
2058 | It's like you, but more obvious! | 1.2255 | 0.04808 | 102 | 82 | 17 | 3 |
2059 | That's a very realistic mural, isn't it? | 1.2255 | 0.04602 | 102 | 81 | 19 | 2 |
2060 | You idiot, I don't think its funny | 1.2255 | 0.04808 | 102 | 82 | 17 | 3 |
2061 | Darling, don't you just love the postmodern society in which we live? | 1.2255 | 0.04808 | 102 | 82 | 17 | 3 |
2062 | Don't be so big headed about everything and have another glass of wine. | 1.2255 | 0.04808 | 102 | 82 | 17 | 3 |
2063 | Steve, come look! It's the annual nerd and loser pride parade. | 1.2255 | 0.04808 | 102 | 82 | 17 | 3 |
2064 | your brother is really is big. | 1.2255 | 0.04808 | 102 | 82 | 17 | 3 |
2065 | No wonder we have a global helium shortage, you vain bastard! | 1.2255 | 0.05006 | 102 | 83 | 15 | 4 |
2066 | How long has you're brother played in the NBA? | 1.2255 | 0.04808 | 102 | 82 | 17 | 3 |
2067 | Doesn't my new funhouse mirror make the room seem larger? | 1.2255 | 0.05006 | 102 | 83 | 15 | 4 |
2068 | Except for his size, I swear he’s your doppelgänger. | 1.2255 | 0.04808 | 102 | 82 | 17 | 3 |
2069 | Before therapy I used to make balloon animals. | 1.2255 | 0.04386 | 102 | 80 | 21 | 1 |
2070 | Wow, you're a twin? Identical or fraternal? | 1.2255 | 0.04602 | 102 | 81 | 19 | 2 |
2071 | Honey, Big Brother is watching you! | 1.2255 | 0.04808 | 102 | 82 | 17 | 3 |
2072 | Your clone wants revenge on his creator, run! | 1.2255 | 0.04808 | 102 | 82 | 17 | 3 |
2073 | King Kong he's not. | 1.2255 | 0.04808 | 102 | 82 | 17 | 3 |
2074 | I think it's your brother Tim..... the one who worked at Three Mile Island. | 1.2255 | 0.04808 | 102 | 82 | 17 | 3 |
2075 | You didn’t tell me you were a Macy’s Parade model! | 1.2255 | 0.04808 | 102 | 82 | 17 | 3 |
2076 | What doppelgänger, dear? | 1.2255 | 0.04386 | 102 | 80 | 21 | 1 |
2077 | There you go with your paranoia again. You are not being watched so can we get on with our divorce agreement. | 1.2255 | 0.04386 | 102 | 80 | 21 | 1 |
2078 | Come quick, Herb, the Baby Trump balloon is next! | 1.2255 | 0.04602 | 102 | 81 | 19 | 2 |
2079 | I told you we should buy another case . | 1.2255 | 0.04602 | 102 | 81 | 19 | 2 |
2080 | I did not know how narcissistic you really are! | 1.2255 | 0.04808 | 102 | 82 | 17 | 3 |
2081 | He seems thirsty. Do you think we have enough wine for three? | 1.2255 | 0.05006 | 102 | 83 | 15 | 4 |
2082 | It's a balloon of you as the Trump baby. | 1.2255 | 0.04602 | 102 | 81 | 19 | 2 |
2083 | We only went out a few times in college - I don't see why you find that so intimidating. | 1.2255 | 0.05006 | 102 | 83 | 15 | 4 |
2084 | See? I told you it shows hints of eucalyptus! | 1.2255 | 0.04602 | 102 | 81 | 19 | 2 |
2085 | You're made the parade as the model for inflated revenue statements! | 1.2255 | 0.04808 | 102 | 82 | 17 | 3 |
2086 | I hope you like surprises, balloons, and impractical gifts! | 1.2255 | 0.04808 | 102 | 82 | 17 | 3 |
2087 | But I told you I'd invited my big boss over for drinks. | 1.2255 | 0.05196 | 102 | 84 | 13 | 5 |
2088 | Password protection is the least of my problems. | 1.2255 | 0.05380 | 102 | 85 | 11 | 6 |
2089 | Harry is here to scare the pigeons away. | 1.2255 | 0.04158 | 102 | 79 | 23 | 0 |
2090 | You've always been full of hot air. | 1.2255 | 0.04808 | 102 | 82 | 17 | 3 |
2091 | Streaming brings out the best in you. | 1.2255 | 0.04808 | 102 | 82 | 17 | 3 |
2092 | Oh, that Ancestry sample I sent for you as a surprise? Nothing came of it, why do you ask? | 1.2255 | 0.04808 | 102 | 82 | 17 | 3 |
2093 | Since your birthday landed on Thanksgiving this year, I just wanted to surprise you! | 1.2255 | 0.04386 | 102 | 80 | 21 | 1 |
2094 | Since when did uncle Charley grow a mustache? | 1.2255 | 0.05006 | 102 | 83 | 15 | 4 |
2095 | It started when we got that smart speaker. | 1.2255 | 0.04602 | 102 | 81 | 19 | 2 |
2096 | Honey, I think your big brother is watching us. | 1.2255 | 0.05006 | 102 | 83 | 15 | 4 |
2097 | I got you into this year’s Macy’s Parade, honey! | 1.2255 | 0.04386 | 102 | 80 | 21 | 1 |
2098 | Too on the nose? | 1.2255 | 0.04386 | 102 | 80 | 21 | 1 |
2099 | You've never mentioned a twin! | 1.2255 | 0.04808 | 102 | 82 | 17 | 3 |
2100 | I see you Floated Macy's a Loan to underwrite the Thanksgiving Parade despite the Bankruptcy | 1.2255 | 0.04386 | 102 | 80 | 21 | 1 |
2101 | There was no better way to convince you to shave that eyesore. | 1.2255 | 0.05006 | 102 | 83 | 15 | 4 |
2102 | I just figured out what this wine is infused with. | 1.2255 | 0.04602 | 102 | 81 | 19 | 2 |
2103 | Look! Macy’s added a Zelensky balloon. | 1.2255 | 0.04808 | 102 | 82 | 17 | 3 |
2104 | I didn't know you were a Macy's Parade balloon. | 1.2255 | 0.05006 | 102 | 83 | 15 | 4 |
2105 | Do you remember when I sent your photo into the parade balloon contest? | 1.2255 | 0.04602 | 102 | 81 | 19 | 2 |
2106 | No point in going to the parade. | 1.2255 | 0.04386 | 102 | 80 | 21 | 1 |
2107 | So how much did this so called publicist charge us to make you 'The Big Man' on the street' by thanksgiving | 1.2255 | 0.05006 | 102 | 83 | 15 | 4 |
2108 | Oh dear, this must be the nosy neighbour they mentioned during the open house. | 1.2255 | 0.04602 | 102 | 81 | 19 | 2 |
2109 | I hope this doesn't freak you out, but you're the spitting image of my late husband! | 1.2255 | 0.05380 | 102 | 85 | 11 | 6 |
2110 | These gender reveals are really getting out of hand. | 1.2233 | 0.04766 | 103 | 83 | 17 | 3 |
2111 | I forgot to tell you--Macy's had a parade sale. | 1.2233 | 0.04766 | 103 | 83 | 17 | 3 |
2112 | Sorry honey,I liked the Baby Trump balloon better | 1.2233 | 0.04766 | 103 | 83 | 17 | 3 |
2113 | You’re missing the Macy’s Middle Managers Day Parade!” | 1.2233 | 0.05150 | 103 | 85 | 13 | 5 |
2114 | Deja View | 1.2233 | 0.05150 | 103 | 85 | 13 | 5 |
2115 | Oh look, Jerry, they've found a replacement for the Stay Puft Marshmallow Man! | 1.2233 | 0.04962 | 103 | 84 | 15 | 4 |
2116 | The Baby Trump people did it. Come check out your body. | 1.2233 | 0.04766 | 103 | 83 | 17 | 3 |
2117 | Look, he scared the blue jays away. | 1.2233 | 0.04962 | 103 | 84 | 15 | 4 |
2118 | I told you that running for president would cause some nasty backlash! | 1.2233 | 0.04766 | 103 | 83 | 17 | 3 |
2119 | Do you get the feeling we're being watched? | 1.2233 | 0.04766 | 103 | 83 | 17 | 3 |
2120 | Ever feel like the Alexa video screen is watching us? | 1.2233 | 0.04562 | 103 | 82 | 19 | 2 |
2121 | They were looking for baby Trump replacements sssooo... | 1.2233 | 0.04562 | 103 | 82 | 19 | 2 |
2122 | You're the one who said 'Super-size me' | 1.2233 | 0.04766 | 103 | 83 | 17 | 3 |
2123 | I swear, they never get Snoopy right. | 1.2233 | 0.04962 | 103 | 84 | 15 | 4 |
2124 | How do you compensate the other 364 days of the year? | 1.2233 | 0.04562 | 103 | 82 | 19 | 2 |
2125 | Is this the id or super ego float, Greg? | 1.2233 | 0.04124 | 103 | 80 | 23 | 0 |
2126 | Uneasy lies the head that has imbibed one too many vodka martinis, Morty. | 1.2200 | 0.04399 | 100 | 79 | 20 | 1 |
2127 | Now aren't you glad we got the biggest 3D printer available? | 1.2200 | 0.04163 | 100 | 78 | 22 | 0 |
2128 | You said you wanted to be watched | 1.2200 | 0.04837 | 100 | 81 | 16 | 3 |
2129 | I told you my ex left some big shoes to fill. | 1.2200 | 0.04623 | 100 | 80 | 18 | 2 |
2130 | It's your quadroppelganger. | 1.2200 | 0.04837 | 100 | 81 | 16 | 3 |
2131 | I think he still hasn't gotten used to the downsizing! | 1.2200 | 0.04837 | 100 | 81 | 16 | 3 |
2132 | These parade balloons are getting very realistic. | 1.2200 | 0.04837 | 100 | 81 | 16 | 3 |
2133 | I wanted to see you in the Macy’s Parade but you said you wouldn’t march! | 1.2200 | 0.04623 | 100 | 80 | 18 | 2 |
2134 | Your selfie balloon has arrived. | 1.2200 | 0.04837 | 100 | 81 | 16 | 3 |
2135 | Why don't you invite your ego to join us, Harry? | 1.2200 | 0.05041 | 100 | 82 | 14 | 4 |
2136 | Harvey look. They've personalized the Thanksgiving Day Parade. | 1.2200 | 0.04837 | 100 | 81 | 16 | 3 |
2137 | Extraordinary. In every other respect you could be identical twins. | 1.2200 | 0.05041 | 100 | 82 | 14 | 4 |
2138 | Well, I think your Macy's Thanksgiving parade balloon does you justice. | 1.2200 | 0.04837 | 100 | 81 | 16 | 3 |
2139 | You didn’t tell me your brother was so...handsome | 1.2200 | 0.04837 | 100 | 81 | 16 | 3 |
2140 | So instead of a pension you opted for a balloon in the Thanksgiving Day Parade! | 1.2200 | 0.04837 | 100 | 81 | 16 | 3 |
2141 | He is asking about our downsizing plan. | 1.2200 | 0.04623 | 100 | 80 | 18 | 2 |
2142 | Oh, it's just my Ex-husband. You'll get use to him. He kind of grows on you. | 1.2200 | 0.05041 | 100 | 82 | 14 | 4 |
2143 | Yeah, pretty good. Yourself? | 1.2200 | 0.04623 | 100 | 80 | 18 | 2 |
2144 | I'm not such a fan of this vintage, Ernest. | 1.2200 | 0.04163 | 100 | 78 | 22 | 0 |
2145 | Jeffrey, I should tell you --Daddy's a little possessive | 1.2200 | 0.04623 | 100 | 80 | 18 | 2 |
2146 | I should have never doubted you when you said your father had some big shoes to fill. | 1.2200 | 0.04623 | 100 | 80 | 18 | 2 |
2147 | Uber Eats makes sense now that Gord and I don't have to deal with the doorman. | 1.2200 | 0.04837 | 100 | 81 | 16 | 3 |
2148 | Have we met before? | 1.2200 | 0.04623 | 100 | 80 | 18 | 2 |
2149 | Honey, there's someone I'd like you to meet. | 1.2200 | 0.04623 | 100 | 80 | 18 | 2 |
2150 | On some level it's gotta hurt when they burn you in effigy. | 1.2200 | 0.04163 | 100 | 78 | 22 | 0 |
2151 | your twin got more milk than you.. | 1.2200 | 0.04623 | 100 | 80 | 18 | 2 |
2152 | Nightmarish! Just like this date! | 1.2200 | 0.04623 | 100 | 80 | 18 | 2 |
2153 | So, what's it like being a twin, anyway? | 1.2200 | 0.04837 | 100 | 81 | 16 | 3 |
2154 | Look honey! The schmuck parade has come to town! | 1.2200 | 0.04623 | 100 | 80 | 18 | 2 |
2155 | Look who's here again! Your insecurities. | 1.2200 | 0.04163 | 100 | 78 | 22 | 0 |
2156 | This is what happens when Amazon takes over the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day parade. | 1.2200 | 0.04399 | 100 | 79 | 20 | 1 |
2157 | I see why it's called "The Doppleganger" restaurant and bar Henry, that face looks like yours!!! | 1.2200 | 0.04623 | 100 | 80 | 18 | 2 |
2158 | Get over it, you're not the big shot you think you are. | 1.2200 | 0.04623 | 100 | 80 | 18 | 2 |
2159 | The Thanksgiving parade floats are getting older and older. | 1.2200 | 0.04837 | 100 | 81 | 16 | 3 |
2160 | A room with a view, you said... | 1.2200 | 0.04623 | 100 | 80 | 18 | 2 |
2161 | I must be drunk Harvey, I swear you said you've perfected gigantic cloning. How stupid would that be? | 1.2200 | 0.04837 | 100 | 81 | 16 | 3 |
2162 | What is really disturbing is knowing we’re on the ground floor. | 1.2200 | 0.04623 | 100 | 80 | 18 | 2 |
2163 | So I gather you did overhear me calling you a big airhead. Well played Doris. | 1.2200 | 0.05238 | 100 | 83 | 12 | 5 |
2164 | Nothing says Macy's Donation like the Thanksgiving Parade! | 1.2200 | 0.04623 | 100 | 80 | 18 | 2 |
2165 | You posed for a parade balloon?? | 1.2200 | 0.05041 | 100 | 82 | 14 | 4 |
2166 | I wasn't sure how to break this to you, Andy, but size matters. | 1.2200 | 0.04623 | 100 | 80 | 18 | 2 |
2167 | You said your twin brother was addicted to steroids | 1.2200 | 0.04837 | 100 | 81 | 16 | 3 |
2168 | Guess who's coming to join us for cocktails? | 1.2200 | 0.04399 | 100 | 79 | 20 | 1 |
2169 | Surprised? I got it at Macy's overstock sale. | 1.2200 | 0.05041 | 100 | 82 | 14 | 4 |
2170 | You must be fraternal twins, no? | 1.2200 | 0.04837 | 100 | 81 | 16 | 3 |
2171 | My big brother Bob likes to see who I'm dating. | 1.2200 | 0.05041 | 100 | 82 | 14 | 4 |
2172 | Since Macy’s started selling the opportunity to fly your own balloon, the parade just hasn’t been the same. | 1.2200 | 0.04837 | 100 | 81 | 16 | 3 |
2173 | They even got your double chin. | 1.2200 | 0.04399 | 100 | 79 | 20 | 1 |
2174 | The Mr.Tudball balloon from the lesser-known and lower-budgetThanksgiving Day parade in Akron, Ohio, a city renowned for its love of the Carol Burnett Show. | 1.2200 | 0.04837 | 100 | 81 | 16 | 3 |
2175 | The floats are so lifelike this year. | 1.2200 | 0.04837 | 100 | 81 | 16 | 3 |
2176 | He’s wants our input for his column on how to make the most of a micro apartment. | 1.2200 | 0.04837 | 100 | 81 | 16 | 3 |
2177 | We should be proud of your Big Brother for not hiding in secrecy like he used to. | 1.2200 | 0.05041 | 100 | 82 | 14 | 4 |
2178 | Didn't D.H. Lawrence say, "Every man has a mob self and an individual self, in varying proportions” ? | 1.2200 | 0.05041 | 100 | 82 | 14 | 4 |
2179 | The realtor said the neighbors were different. | 1.2198 | 0.05136 | 91 | 74 | 14 | 3 |
2180 | The Macy's vanity balloon is quite the grand gesture. | 1.2178 | 0.04582 | 101 | 81 | 18 | 2 |
2181 | Tell me, Henry, how exactly do you see yourself? | 1.2165 | 0.05124 | 97 | 80 | 13 | 4 |
2182 | Our romantic weekend, and you picked the Macy’s parade? | 1.2157 | 0.04323 | 102 | 81 | 20 | 1 |
2183 | He'll wash the window to your soul. | 1.2157 | 0.04951 | 102 | 84 | 14 | 4 |
2184 | Wow, they got your parade balloon spot-on. | 1.2143 | 0.04865 | 98 | 80 | 15 | 3 |
2185 | Are you sure you're not in the parade? | 1.2143 | 0.04644 | 98 | 79 | 17 | 2 |
2186 | How is our supply of Cote du Rhône? | 1.2143 | 0.04865 | 98 | 80 | 15 | 3 |
2187 | I submitted one of your selfies to the New Yorker float contest and won! | 1.2143 | 0.05280 | 98 | 82 | 11 | 5 |
2188 | Rebecca, are you certain this is just wine? | 1.2143 | 0.04865 | 98 | 80 | 15 | 3 |
2189 | I told you this vintage had a big bouquet. There's one now. | 1.2143 | 0.04865 | 98 | 80 | 15 | 3 |
2190 | Oh look, your big brother is here. | 1.2143 | 0.05077 | 98 | 81 | 13 | 4 |
2191 | Just because they all admire your being ‘larger than life’ doesn’t mean I don’t love little ol’ you. | 1.2143 | 0.04865 | 98 | 80 | 15 | 3 |
2192 | Look, Stan! You've always hoped someday to meet your quadruplegänger. | 1.2143 | 0.04644 | 98 | 79 | 17 | 2 |
2193 | Unlike you, your twin brother is a big person. | 1.2143 | 0.04865 | 98 | 80 | 15 | 3 |
2194 | If his heads up here. Where's his...? | 1.2143 | 0.04644 | 98 | 79 | 17 | 2 |
2195 | Surprise, it's your very own Macy's Day Parade! | 1.2143 | 0.04166 | 98 | 77 | 21 | 0 |
2196 | Honey I thought you said you got this wine from the grocery store! | 1.2143 | 0.05280 | 98 | 82 | 11 | 5 |
2197 | Have you been outside lately? | 1.2143 | 0.04644 | 98 | 79 | 17 | 2 |
2198 | Oh, I didn't tell you about my Big Brother? | 1.2143 | 0.04865 | 98 | 80 | 15 | 3 |
2199 | Well, after all, the drink wasn't as strong as the waiter said. What do you think? | 1.2143 | 0.04412 | 98 | 78 | 19 | 1 |
2200 | But Mr. Macy, even YOU can't replace Snoopy! | 1.2143 | 0.05077 | 98 | 81 | 13 | 4 |
2201 | They said no ladder needed and he does the windows with his mustache | 1.2143 | 0.05475 | 98 | 83 | 9 | 6 |
2202 | What do you mean about being "watched"? | 1.2143 | 0.04644 | 98 | 79 | 17 | 2 |
2203 | Stanley, it's your Not-Quite-Identical Twin come to call. | 1.2143 | 0.04865 | 98 | 80 | 15 | 3 |
2204 | I won the Macy's contest! | 1.2143 | 0.04865 | 98 | 80 | 15 | 3 |
2205 | I asked my downstairs neighbor Fred to pop up. | 1.2143 | 0.05077 | 98 | 81 | 13 | 4 |
2206 | Rhonda, I’m really sorry you feel that way, I see myself as a bigger person! | 1.2143 | 0.04865 | 98 | 80 | 15 | 3 |
2207 | I just wished for you to be bigger... | 1.2143 | 0.04644 | 98 | 79 | 17 | 2 |
2208 | I knew you had an inflated ego, but this is ridiculous! | 1.2143 | 0.04412 | 98 | 78 | 19 | 1 |
2209 | The Thanksgiving Day Parade has been a lot more interesting since your therapist took over for Macy's as a sponsor | 1.2143 | 0.05077 | 98 | 81 | 13 | 4 |
2210 | Did you want to speak to Godzilla's lawyer? | 1.2143 | 0.04644 | 98 | 79 | 17 | 2 |
2211 | what did i tell you?? big brother is always watching! | 1.2143 | 0.05077 | 98 | 81 | 13 | 4 |
2212 | Barbara, did you put something in this wine? | 1.2143 | 0.04644 | 98 | 79 | 17 | 2 |
2213 | He has a nose | 1.2143 | 0.05077 | 98 | 81 | 13 | 4 |
2214 | Oh, all the time it's 'me, me, me! | 1.2143 | 0.04644 | 98 | 79 | 17 | 2 |
2215 | Why does everything have to be larger than life with you? | 1.2143 | 0.04865 | 98 | 80 | 15 | 3 |
2216 | I told you you'd make a nice parade float. | 1.2143 | 0.04166 | 98 | 77 | 21 | 0 |
2217 | We're testing it for the Thanksgiving Parade. I thought it would inflate your ego. | 1.2143 | 0.05077 | 98 | 81 | 13 | 4 |
2218 | Being Chairman of Macy’s shouldn’t allow you to do this! | 1.2143 | 0.05077 | 98 | 81 | 13 | 4 |
2219 | Gosh, John. And I thought you had a big head before... | 1.2143 | 0.04644 | 98 | 79 | 17 | 2 |
2220 | Look, A.A. sponsored a balloon this year! | 1.2143 | 0.04644 | 98 | 79 | 17 | 2 |
2221 | You’re a narcissist. Don’t you love it? | 1.2143 | 0.04865 | 98 | 80 | 15 | 3 |
2222 | Are you surprised honey? Happy Thanksgiving, I love you soo much! | 1.2135 | 0.05412 | 89 | 74 | 11 | 4 |
2223 | This wine sure makes me lightheaded. | 1.2121 | 0.04602 | 99 | 80 | 17 | 2 |
2224 | Honey, I thought your evil twin was killed in last week's episode. | 1.2121 | 0.04821 | 99 | 81 | 15 | 3 |
2225 | Your big brother's here. | 1.2121 | 0.04602 | 99 | 80 | 17 | 2 |
2226 | Oh good. It’s your updated algorithmic alter ego. | 1.2121 | 0.04602 | 99 | 80 | 17 | 2 |
2227 | Sorry Daryl but I’ve upgraded. | 1.2121 | 0.04821 | 99 | 81 | 15 | 3 |
2228 | Maybe a selfie wasn’t a good choice for wall art. | 1.2121 | 0.04821 | 99 | 81 | 15 | 3 |
2229 | Is it the vodka? Or did Macy's add a Rudy balloon this year? | 1.2121 | 0.04821 | 99 | 81 | 15 | 3 |
2230 | Did you say that you had a twin who was bigger than you? | 1.2121 | 0.04602 | 99 | 80 | 17 | 2 |
2231 | Is this to make up for ghosting me last week? | 1.2121 | 0.04602 | 99 | 80 | 17 | 2 |
2232 | A parade float? Wow. Cheers to your inflated ego. | 1.2121 | 0.04821 | 99 | 81 | 15 | 3 |
2233 | No worries - just my ex. | 1.2121 | 0.05231 | 99 | 83 | 11 | 5 |
2234 | Your high opinion of middle-aged whimsy is really inflated. | 1.2121 | 0.04821 | 99 | 81 | 15 | 3 |
2235 | Don't worry. The parade made a detour. | 1.2121 | 0.04602 | 99 | 80 | 17 | 2 |
2236 | Sweetheart would you like to see the balloon parade? I made a balloon! | 1.2121 | 0.04602 | 99 | 80 | 17 | 2 |
2237 | So how do you like my latest addition, a magnifying window? | 1.2121 | 0.04821 | 99 | 81 | 15 | 3 |
2238 | How nice. Big Brother stopped by. | 1.2121 | 0.04821 | 99 | 81 | 15 | 3 |
2239 | Look! Your twin's human growth hormones worked! | 1.2121 | 0.04602 | 99 | 80 | 17 | 2 |
2240 | Oh look Max, the ol’ Macy’s Manhattan Man.” | 1.2121 | 0.04602 | 99 | 80 | 17 | 2 |
2241 | Macy's has really evolved, they were fine with the naked version. | 1.2121 | 0.05030 | 99 | 82 | 13 | 4 |
2242 | Please don't tell me he's wearing a diaper. | 1.2121 | 0.05030 | 99 | 82 | 13 | 4 |
2243 | What Window? | 1.2121 | 0.04372 | 99 | 79 | 19 | 1 |
2244 | I added something special to your beer tonight | 1.2121 | 0.04602 | 99 | 80 | 17 | 2 |
2245 | How are you liking the wine from Joshua Tree? | 1.2121 | 0.04821 | 99 | 81 | 15 | 3 |
2246 | This, my dear, is how women feel when looking in the mirror | 1.2121 | 0.04372 | 99 | 79 | 19 | 1 |
2247 | Be nice, he has social anxiety because of his weight. | 1.2121 | 0.04602 | 99 | 80 | 17 | 2 |
2248 | Let‘s drink to redecorating the apartment! For example, that wall ... | 1.2121 | 0.05030 | 99 | 82 | 13 | 4 |
2249 | My ex looms large in my life. | 1.2121 | 0.04602 | 99 | 80 | 17 | 2 |
2250 | It's a balloon, Edmund! Of you, Edmund! Don't you love it? Edmund? | 1.2121 | 0.05030 | 99 | 82 | 13 | 4 |
2251 | It's not the size of his head, but that little Hitler mustache bugs me for some reason." | 1.2121 | 0.04821 | 99 | 81 | 15 | 3 |
2252 | I can see you hanging around up here. | 1.2121 | 0.04130 | 99 | 78 | 21 | 0 |
2253 | You need to air out. | 1.2121 | 0.05030 | 99 | 82 | 13 | 4 |
2254 | Now, that’s what I call a doppelgänger! | 1.2121 | 0.04130 | 99 | 78 | 21 | 0 |
2255 | I used to think of you as a God. But now I see you are two faced. | 1.2121 | 0.05030 | 99 | 82 | 13 | 4 |
2256 | Oh look! Here comes the Eva Braun float! | 1.2121 | 0.05030 | 99 | 82 | 13 | 4 |
2257 | The City Council voted against the Baby Trump balloon this year. | 1.2121 | 0.04372 | 99 | 79 | 19 | 1 |
2258 | I guess it's time to reassemble the nesting dolls!" | 1.2121 | 0.04821 | 99 | 81 | 15 | 3 |
2259 | Other than an occasional Looky-Lou , our downsizing move has been very positive. | 1.2121 | 0.04602 | 99 | 80 | 17 | 2 |
2260 | I liked it better when they had a big Donald Duck or a big Bullwinkle | 1.2121 | 0.04821 | 99 | 81 | 15 | 3 |
2261 | I love the alternative Macy’s Day Parade. | 1.2121 | 0.04372 | 99 | 79 | 19 | 1 |
2262 | Kong's manscaping turned out great, right? | 1.2121 | 0.04821 | 99 | 81 | 15 | 3 |
2263 | Do you like our new wallpaper honey? | 1.2121 | 0.04821 | 99 | 81 | 15 | 3 |
2264 | Do you think the Brobdingnagian King will ask whether we're Democrat or Republican? | 1.2121 | 0.04821 | 99 | 81 | 15 | 3 |
2265 | I think your brow lift is a little over done. | 1.2121 | 0.04821 | 99 | 81 | 15 | 3 |
2266 | Wow! Do you have a bigger brother? | 1.2121 | 0.04821 | 99 | 81 | 15 | 3 |
2267 | Oh look! You won the “Make a parade float out of me” lottery! | 1.2121 | 0.05030 | 99 | 82 | 13 | 4 |
2268 | You remembered to send those Spiderman designs to the balloon people, right? | 1.2121 | 0.04821 | 99 | 81 | 15 | 3 |
2269 | It’s not the wine. Call the super. | 1.2121 | 0.05030 | 99 | 82 | 13 | 4 |
2270 | Oh, honey! Your blimp for the Thanksgiving Day Parade is here! | 1.2121 | 0.04821 | 99 | 81 | 15 | 3 |
2271 | C'mon, its nice that your big brother takes such an interest in you. | 1.2121 | 0.04821 | 99 | 81 | 15 | 3 |
2272 | I told you my ex was tall, but he doesn't have your charm. | 1.2121 | 0.05030 | 99 | 82 | 13 | 4 |
2273 | Surprise, your the newest Macy's Thanksgiving parade balloon | 1.2121 | 0.04602 | 99 | 80 | 17 | 2 |
2274 | Mr. Escher, meet Mr. Escher. | 1.2121 | 0.04821 | 99 | 81 | 15 | 3 |
2275 | You're right--I think I hate Big Government too now. | 1.2121 | 0.04372 | 99 | 79 | 19 | 1 |
2276 | Why Walter, I had no idea you were going to be in the Macy's parade! | 1.2121 | 0.04821 | 99 | 81 | 15 | 3 |
2277 | OMG - did you commission that just for me? | 1.2121 | 0.04372 | 99 | 79 | 19 | 1 |
2278 | It's time to show the kids you can also take a selfie. | 1.2121 | 0.04821 | 99 | 81 | 15 | 3 |
2279 | Ralph use to be pretty big in my life. | 1.2121 | 0.04821 | 99 | 81 | 15 | 3 |
2280 | Sorry, Ned. I guess it wasn’t you I saw eating our car. | 1.2121 | 0.05030 | 99 | 82 | 13 | 4 |
2281 | Look honey! There's a new float in the Thanksgiving Day Parade. | 1.2121 | 0.04602 | 99 | 80 | 17 | 2 |
2282 | You've finally made it, Carl. Macy's Parade! | 1.2121 | 0.04821 | 99 | 81 | 15 | 3 |
2283 | That's a mustache?! | 1.2121 | 0.04821 | 99 | 81 | 15 | 3 |
2284 | It's just one of those new surveillance cameras. | 1.2121 | 0.04602 | 99 | 80 | 17 | 2 |
2285 | I say this is the best Macy's Thanksgiving Day parade ever. | 1.2121 | 0.04821 | 99 | 81 | 15 | 3 |
2286 | When I asked for extra head on my drink, this is not what I meant. | 1.2121 | 0.05030 | 99 | 82 | 13 | 4 |
2287 | Your very own Thanksgiving Day Balloon. | 1.2121 | 0.04372 | 99 | 79 | 19 | 1 |
2288 | Wouldn’t you agree that the nose on this one is a bit overwhelming? | 1.2121 | 0.04602 | 99 | 80 | 17 | 2 |
2289 | I didn't know you volunteered to be in the parade this year. | 1.2121 | 0.04821 | 99 | 81 | 15 | 3 |
2290 | This absinthe has a nutty character | 1.2121 | 0.05030 | 99 | 82 | 13 | 4 |
2291 | That reminds me, I’m sick of always talking about your problems! | 1.2121 | 0.04821 | 99 | 81 | 15 | 3 |
2292 | Every year the floats get goofier. | 1.2121 | 0.05030 | 99 | 82 | 13 | 4 |
2293 | I thought you said you wanted to see the New York City Eyeline. | 1.2121 | 0.04821 | 99 | 81 | 15 | 3 |
2294 | Objects in the syrah are closer than they appear. | 1.2121 | 0.04372 | 99 | 79 | 19 | 1 |
2295 | Harold, it's HUGE!!! | 1.2121 | 0.04821 | 99 | 81 | 15 | 3 |
2296 | The Adam Schiff Macy’s Thanksgiving day Parade balloon has a mustache. | 1.2121 | 0.05030 | 99 | 82 | 13 | 4 |
2297 | That's a hell of a shelfie!" | 1.2121 | 0.05030 | 99 | 82 | 13 | 4 |
2298 | ... and, my little Sugar Daddy is lead balloon in the parade! | 1.2121 | 0.04821 | 99 | 81 | 15 | 3 |
2299 | Honey, did you install one of those Ring doorbells? | 1.2111 | 0.05119 | 90 | 74 | 13 | 3 |
2300 | I know you said your brother was having a hard time fitting in at his new job, but this is ridiculous! | 1.2105 | 0.05161 | 95 | 79 | 12 | 4 |
2301 | I had too much too gin and tonic tonight! | 1.2105 | 0.04708 | 95 | 77 | 16 | 2 |
2302 | Spencer, look! Your big brother's in town | 1.2105 | 0.04205 | 95 | 75 | 20 | 0 |
2303 | Why would I put the mirror above the bed? | 1.2105 | 0.04940 | 95 | 78 | 14 | 3 |
2304 | I know you said you have a big brother but this is ridiculous. | 1.2105 | 0.04940 | 95 | 78 | 14 | 3 |
2305 | These parade floats are getting more and more realistic every year, honey. | 1.2105 | 0.04708 | 95 | 77 | 16 | 2 |
2306 | Macy's is really trying to stay afloat. | 1.2105 | 0.04940 | 95 | 78 | 14 | 3 |
2307 | I'm pretty sure Big Brother wasn't a twin. Why do you ask? | 1.2105 | 0.04205 | 95 | 75 | 20 | 0 |
2308 | I think I will try and sell it to the new Museum of Modern Art | 1.2105 | 0.04463 | 95 | 76 | 18 | 1 |
2309 | You have a twin? | 1.2105 | 0.04708 | 95 | 77 | 16 | 2 |
2310 | ‘’The sunset,a glass of wine,and you are telling me there is someone ELSE?’’ | 1.2105 | 0.04940 | 95 | 78 | 14 | 3 |
2311 | Your alter ego just arrived. | 1.2105 | 0.04463 | 95 | 76 | 18 | 1 |
2312 | At least this Thanksgiving Macy's put you ahead of Pikachu. | 1.2105 | 0.05161 | 95 | 79 | 12 | 4 |
2313 | He wants to know if we're having Merlot or Cabernet... | 1.2105 | 0.04708 | 95 | 77 | 16 | 2 |
2314 | It's like the Baby Trump protest balloon. But in this case, I'm protesting you! | 1.2105 | 0.04708 | 95 | 77 | 16 | 2 |
2315 | You should see his wife! | 1.2105 | 0.04708 | 95 | 77 | 16 | 2 |
2316 | Look Ralph, Mighty Mouse looks just like you this year!" | 1.2105 | 0.04940 | 95 | 78 | 14 | 3 |
2317 | Hey your delusional ego is here. | 1.2105 | 0.04708 | 95 | 77 | 16 | 2 |
2318 | Honey, it's just a float for the Thanksgiving Day parade. Isn't living on 5th Avenue wonderful! | 1.2105 | 0.05161 | 95 | 79 | 12 | 4 |
2319 | I see us living a long, happy life together. What do you see? | 1.2105 | 0.04940 | 95 | 78 | 14 | 3 |
2320 | Oh, look! Your ego decided to drop by. | 1.2105 | 0.04708 | 95 | 77 | 16 | 2 |
2321 | Now that's a schnoz! | 1.2105 | 0.04940 | 95 | 78 | 14 | 3 |
2322 | Yes, of course, I see the resemblance, but everyone looks a little like Mr Potato head on Thanksgiving, no? | 1.2105 | 0.05161 | 95 | 79 | 12 | 4 |
2323 | A toast to living single! | 1.2105 | 0.05161 | 95 | 79 | 12 | 4 |
2324 | The parade is trying to compete with selfies. | 1.2105 | 0.04463 | 95 | 76 | 18 | 1 |
2325 | I'm sorry sweetie, I tried to think of the most harmless thing - you! | 1.2105 | 0.05161 | 95 | 79 | 12 | 4 |
2326 | ok, what is going on | 1.2105 | 0.04708 | 95 | 77 | 16 | 2 |
2327 | Honey, I'm running off with your big brother, Dennis. | 1.2105 | 0.05161 | 95 | 79 | 12 | 4 |
2328 | Didn't you hear? I posted a picture of you online... you're a meme now! | 1.2105 | 0.05161 | 95 | 79 | 12 | 4 |
2329 | It’s the Macy’s Parade. Come look. | 1.2105 | 0.04708 | 95 | 77 | 16 | 2 |
2330 | They had to make your balloon statue this big to make your hands and other things normal sized. | 1.2105 | 0.04708 | 95 | 77 | 16 | 2 |
2331 | Big Brother? I don't even believe he exists. | 1.2105 | 0.04463 | 95 | 76 | 18 | 1 |
2332 | Surprise! I entered you as a blimp in the Macy's parade! | 1.2105 | 0.04708 | 95 | 77 | 16 | 2 |
2333 | Those Macy’s balloons just get better every year, don’t they? | 1.2105 | 0.05374 | 95 | 80 | 10 | 5 |
2334 | ''Don't worry, they're just testing out the Thanksgiving floats. | 1.2105 | 0.04940 | 95 | 78 | 14 | 3 |
2335 | That's our neighbor Ed. He just moved here from Chernobyl. | 1.2105 | 0.04940 | 95 | 78 | 14 | 3 |
2336 | Its both a window to the world and a mirror to your soul. | 1.2105 | 0.04940 | 95 | 78 | 14 | 3 |
2337 | Happy Anniversary Dear, hope you like the life size look alike helium balloon I ordered of you! | 1.2105 | 0.04463 | 95 | 76 | 18 | 1 |
2338 | This really IS strong wine. | 1.2105 | 0.04205 | 95 | 75 | 20 | 0 |
2339 | Your big brother has come to visit! | 1.2105 | 0.05161 | 95 | 79 | 12 | 4 |
2340 | I forgot to mention, I invited your big brother, too. | 1.2105 | 0.04463 | 95 | 76 | 18 | 1 |
2341 | Zoom out a little more? | 1.2100 | 0.04984 | 100 | 83 | 13 | 4 |
2342 | Frank, your opponent for the condo board presidency has upped their smear campaign against you. But you must admit it, they nailed your expression on their "Baby Frank" balloon! | 1.2100 | 0.04777 | 100 | 82 | 15 | 3 |
2343 | Why do you think his name is Tom? | 1.2100 | 0.04777 | 100 | 82 | 15 | 3 |
2344 | It's Mr. Whipple! | 1.2100 | 0.04777 | 100 | 82 | 15 | 3 |
2345 | Google is targeting the parade floats very specifically. | 1.2100 | 0.04560 | 100 | 81 | 17 | 2 |
2346 | Just be thankful you have a full head of air! | 1.2083 | 0.04422 | 96 | 77 | 18 | 1 |
2347 | Great view, isn't it? | 1.2083 | 0.04893 | 96 | 79 | 14 | 3 |
2348 | Look honey, it’s Rodzilla! | 1.2083 | 0.04663 | 96 | 78 | 16 | 2 |
2349 | Honey, they made a parade balloon of your face! | 1.2083 | 0.04422 | 96 | 77 | 18 | 1 |
2350 | i think mine is full bodied. | 1.2083 | 0.05112 | 96 | 80 | 12 | 4 |
2351 | I thought the public recognition might cheer you up. | 1.2083 | 0.04893 | 96 | 79 | 14 | 3 |
2352 | Hmmm...I wonder if I would look younger with a hair transplant? | 1.2083 | 0.04893 | 96 | 79 | 14 | 3 |
2353 | Have you noticed that since we've down-sized the neighbors are getting more intrusive? | 1.2083 | 0.05112 | 96 | 80 | 12 | 4 |
2354 | This has got to be the worst Thanksgiving Day parade idea ever. Sonny Bono balloon rejects. | 1.2083 | 0.04422 | 96 | 77 | 18 | 1 |
2355 | You look so much older in person | 1.2083 | 0.04167 | 96 | 76 | 20 | 0 |
2356 | WOW Grandpa! What BIG eyes you have! | 1.2083 | 0.05112 | 96 | 80 | 12 | 4 |
2357 | Are we in a Matrix remake? | 1.2083 | 0.04663 | 96 | 78 | 16 | 2 |
2358 | Look, honey! Someone chose you as the form of the destructor! | 1.2083 | 0.04893 | 96 | 79 | 14 | 3 |
2359 | Well, you did say you always wanted to be IN the Thanksgiving Day Parade. | 1.2083 | 0.04663 | 96 | 78 | 16 | 2 |
2360 | Is it just me, or are the Thanksgiving Day Parade balloons creepy this year? | 1.2083 | 0.04663 | 96 | 78 | 16 | 2 |
2361 | Your obsession with selfies has gotten out of hand . | 1.2083 | 0.05112 | 96 | 80 | 12 | 4 |
2362 | It's your father. | 1.2083 | 0.04663 | 96 | 78 | 16 | 2 |
2363 | I don't have enough olives in my martini! | 1.2083 | 0.05112 | 96 | 80 | 12 | 4 |
2364 | Ugh. Floats this year are so disappointing, wouldn’t you agree? | 1.2083 | 0.05112 | 96 | 80 | 12 | 4 |
2365 | Is that me or are we being watched? | 1.2083 | 0.04167 | 96 | 76 | 20 | 0 |
2366 | He's just as afraid of him as you are of you. | 1.2083 | 0.04663 | 96 | 78 | 16 | 2 |
2367 | This gives a whole new meaning to doppelgänger. | 1.2083 | 0.04893 | 96 | 79 | 14 | 3 |
2368 | Well, yes --- it's nude and anatomically authentic but the parade folks thought that was just cute. | 1.2083 | 0.04422 | 96 | 77 | 18 | 1 |
2369 | Dear, has your father been paroled? | 1.2083 | 0.04893 | 96 | 79 | 14 | 3 |
2370 | Fred, I think Macy’s advertising A.I. has taken things a little too far. | 1.2083 | 0.04893 | 96 | 79 | 14 | 3 |
2371 | Wow, they are really hard up for designs for the Thanksgiving Day Parade floats this year... | 1.2083 | 0.04893 | 96 | 79 | 14 | 3 |
2372 | Well Frank, you did ask for a full-bodied wine." | 1.2083 | 0.04422 | 96 | 77 | 18 | 1 |
2373 | The Macy's Parade is getting scarier and scarier. | 1.2083 | 0.05112 | 96 | 80 | 12 | 4 |
2374 | Look at that, dear. I think that Macy's has captured your essence! | 1.2083 | 0.05322 | 96 | 81 | 10 | 5 |
2375 | You didn't tell me you would actually be in the Macy's parade! | 1.2083 | 0.04422 | 96 | 77 | 18 | 1 |
2376 | I"m puzzled why Will Shortz is in the New Yorker. | 1.2083 | 0.04663 | 96 | 78 | 16 | 2 |
2377 | Surprise! Happy Thanksgiving, Walter. | 1.2083 | 0.04893 | 96 | 79 | 14 | 3 |
2378 | Honey, I think he came back for the Michelin costume. | 1.2083 | 0.04422 | 96 | 77 | 18 | 1 |
2379 | Honey, you look more and more like the John Bolton balloon every year. | 1.2062 | 0.04381 | 97 | 78 | 18 | 1 |
2380 | Those Macy’s balloons get more realistic each year. | 1.2062 | 0.04620 | 97 | 79 | 16 | 2 |
2381 | I don't think you're that big of loser | 1.2062 | 0.04620 | 97 | 79 | 16 | 2 |
2382 | Why Fred!! It's your alter ego baloon in the Thanksgiving Day Parade. | 1.2062 | 0.04381 | 97 | 78 | 18 | 1 |
2383 | Wow, Macy’s is really scraping the bottom of the balloon barrel this year. | 1.2062 | 0.04620 | 97 | 79 | 16 | 2 |
2384 | The parade saved some money because you already came full of hot air. | 1.2062 | 0.04620 | 97 | 79 | 16 | 2 |
2385 | Jim, Meet peeping Tom. | 1.2062 | 0.04620 | 97 | 79 | 16 | 2 |
2386 | Not to worry. It's just your conscience. | 1.2062 | 0.04847 | 97 | 80 | 14 | 3 |
2387 | That’s the creep I was talking abut. | 1.2062 | 0.04381 | 97 | 78 | 18 | 1 |
2388 | Surprise! I got the idea from the Baby Trump balloon. | 1.2062 | 0.04620 | 97 | 79 | 16 | 2 |
2389 | I'm not afraid of his size. It's those beady eyes. | 1.2062 | 0.04381 | 97 | 78 | 18 | 1 |
2390 | Your mother gave him that big head. | 1.2062 | 0.04129 | 97 | 77 | 20 | 0 |
2391 | I'm so glad we got this apartment along the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade route! The balloons look so lifelike! | 1.2062 | 0.04381 | 97 | 78 | 18 | 1 |
2392 | Oh Waldo, I love the new look! | 1.2062 | 0.04620 | 97 | 79 | 16 | 2 |
2393 | Your big brother is in town. | 1.2062 | 0.04620 | 97 | 79 | 16 | 2 |
2394 | Isn’t the receding hairline just spot-on? | 1.2048 | 0.05355 | 83 | 69 | 11 | 3 |
2395 | Hey Honey! It's your big brother. | 1.2043 | 0.05198 | 93 | 78 | 11 | 4 |
2396 | Wow Steve. First you were full of yourself, now you’re full of helium. | 1.2043 | 0.04727 | 93 | 76 | 15 | 2 |
2397 | I'm sorry, but he's twice the man you are! | 1.2043 | 0.05418 | 93 | 79 | 9 | 5 |
2398 | Your eyes and ears deceive you not, my sweet -- that is "If not for you" by the Royal Scotch Guard pipers. | 1.2043 | 0.05198 | 93 | 78 | 11 | 4 |
2399 | For your birthday, I got you your own Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade balloon! | 1.2043 | 0.04473 | 93 | 75 | 17 | 1 |
2400 | Happy Anniversary! | 1.2043 | 0.04473 | 93 | 75 | 17 | 1 |
2401 | You've made it in the Macy's Day Parade! | 1.2043 | 0.04727 | 93 | 76 | 15 | 2 |
2402 | It's our company's first Macy's float! | 1.2041 | 0.04802 | 98 | 81 | 14 | 3 |
2403 | When you said we were gonna get ahead I had no idea..... | 1.2041 | 0.05016 | 98 | 82 | 12 | 4 |
2404 | He really is your big brother! | 1.2041 | 0.04342 | 98 | 79 | 18 | 1 |
2405 | These new Macy's Thanksgiving Day floats are getting creepy! | 1.2041 | 0.04577 | 98 | 80 | 16 | 2 |
2406 | Hey look, it’s the Bill Macy Day parade! | 1.2041 | 0.04802 | 98 | 81 | 14 | 3 |
2407 | You finally made it into the Thanksgiving Day Parade ! | 1.2041 | 0.05016 | 98 | 82 | 12 | 4 |
2408 | Look what the cat dragged in." | 1.2039 | 0.04441 | 103 | 84 | 17 | 2 |
2409 | It's either your subconscious calling or somebody's booked you as a float in the Turkey Day parade. | 1.2021 | 0.05147 | 94 | 79 | 11 | 4 |
2410 | You can't tell from your angle, but it's full body. And to scale. | 1.2021 | 0.04682 | 94 | 77 | 15 | 2 |
2411 | Do you remember reading about that Gulliver guy? | 1.2021 | 0.04430 | 94 | 76 | 17 | 1 |
2412 | When I met you, I thought "OMG, he's like an adorable, little, non-stalking version of Don." | 1.2021 | 0.04920 | 94 | 78 | 13 | 3 |
2413 | The parade is awfully close to home this year. | 1.2021 | 0.04920 | 94 | 78 | 13 | 3 |
2414 | I think they did great capturing the constant surprised look of your eyes | 1.2021 | 0.04682 | 94 | 77 | 15 | 2 |
2415 | You said you had a taller twin? | 1.2021 | 0.04164 | 94 | 75 | 19 | 0 |
2416 | The floats on the parade are getting more lifelike | 1.2021 | 0.04430 | 94 | 76 | 17 | 1 |
2417 | Well, I couldn't help it. When she told me to choose the form of our destructor, you just... popped in there. | 1.2021 | 0.05147 | 94 | 79 | 11 | 4 |
2418 | When they said a terrace with view I understood it in the opposite sense. | 1.2021 | 0.04920 | 94 | 78 | 13 | 3 |
2419 | Sheldon, doesn't the Macy's Day parade bring out your inner child? | 1.2021 | 0.04430 | 94 | 76 | 17 | 1 |
2420 | Just when this drink was making me forget about your ugly puss! | 1.2021 | 0.04920 | 94 | 78 | 13 | 3 |
2421 | Please pull up the shade. | 1.2021 | 0.04682 | 94 | 77 | 15 | 2 |
2422 | I found your great uncle,Melvin, on ancestry.com/giants! | 1.2021 | 0.04682 | 94 | 77 | 15 | 2 |
2423 | I'LL say he's your big brother! | 1.2021 | 0.04430 | 94 | 76 | 17 | 1 |
2424 | He doesn't want any wine, Gary. Just a tall drink of water. | 1.2021 | 0.04682 | 94 | 77 | 15 | 2 |
2425 | You don’t even like watching parades, why are you in one? | 1.2021 | 0.04682 | 94 | 77 | 15 | 2 |
2426 | I didn't think the super would be this big a snoop! | 1.2021 | 0.05147 | 94 | 79 | 11 | 4 |
2427 | Honey! It's not the size that matters! | 1.2021 | 0.04682 | 94 | 77 | 15 | 2 |
2428 | Did you say “Hey,Googly Eyes?” | 1.2021 | 0.04164 | 94 | 75 | 19 | 0 |
2429 | What? You have a taller twin? | 1.2021 | 0.04430 | 94 | 76 | 17 | 1 |
2430 | On the other hand, he does grow on you. | 1.2021 | 0.04682 | 94 | 77 | 15 | 2 |
2431 | He suggests we swirl first. | 1.2021 | 0.04682 | 94 | 77 | 15 | 2 |
2432 | I knew he was watching us, but you never told me he was YOUR big brother! | 1.2021 | 0.05147 | 94 | 79 | 11 | 4 |
2433 | The balloons for the Thanksgiving Day Parade are super-realistic this year. | 1.2021 | 0.04430 | 94 | 76 | 17 | 1 |
2434 | Your more successful brother is here. | 1.2021 | 0.04682 | 94 | 77 | 15 | 2 |
2435 | You're Big Brother? | 1.2021 | 0.04920 | 94 | 78 | 13 | 3 |
2436 | Do you ever get the feeling that someone is watching you? | 1.2021 | 0.04920 | 94 | 78 | 13 | 3 |
2437 | So this is your idea of a romantic birthday present? | 1.2021 | 0.04682 | 94 | 77 | 15 | 2 |
2438 | Wow, packs quite a punch! | 1.2021 | 0.04682 | 94 | 77 | 15 | 2 |
2439 | Ok. You have a view of the parade. That doesn't warrant an inflated sense of self. | 1.2021 | 0.04430 | 94 | 76 | 17 | 1 |
2440 | Seriously? You know you are blocking the view. | 1.2021 | 0.04920 | 94 | 78 | 13 | 3 |
2441 | Did I mention that I had a Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade surprise for you? | 1.2021 | 0.04682 | 94 | 77 | 15 | 2 |
2442 | He said he wanted to see his mini me. | 1.2021 | 0.05147 | 94 | 79 | 11 | 4 |
2443 | Don't you like it? It is so you! I ordered it for the Macy's Day parade, but I didn't use Amazon | 1.2021 | 0.04920 | 94 | 78 | 13 | 3 |
2444 | I KNEW macro-dosing was the way to go! | 1.2021 | 0.04430 | 94 | 76 | 17 | 1 |
2445 | Maybe it's the wine talking, but I think you're looking bigger these days. | 1.2021 | 0.04920 | 94 | 78 | 13 | 3 |
2446 | Carl got a real big head since he got that promotion. | 1.2021 | 0.04430 | 94 | 76 | 17 | 1 |
2447 | How did you get your own float in the M | 1.2021 | 0.04430 | 94 | 76 | 17 | 1 |
2448 | Dammit,Steve--if we'd spent the extra million on the penthouse this would be happening... | 1.2021 | 0.04682 | 94 | 77 | 15 | 2 |
2449 | I’m very flattered that you wanted to paint a portrait of me, but combining it with a city-scape doesn’t do justice to either. | 1.2021 | 0.04920 | 94 | 78 | 13 | 3 |
2450 | I invited him over for a vat. | 1.2021 | 0.04920 | 94 | 78 | 13 | 3 |
2451 | I'm not sure a parade balloon is the best way to promote your LinkedIn profile, Jim. | 1.2021 | 0.05147 | 94 | 79 | 11 | 4 |
2452 | The Macy's Thanksgiving day floats get creepier every year | 1.2021 | 0.05365 | 94 | 80 | 9 | 5 |
2453 | I feel I know you from somewhere... | 1.2021 | 0.04920 | 94 | 78 | 13 | 3 |
2454 | Is it just me or has this wine gone to your head? | 1.2021 | 0.04164 | 94 | 75 | 19 | 0 |
2455 | I know big brother is watching but this is ridiculous! | 1.2021 | 0.04920 | 94 | 78 | 13 | 3 |
2456 | I hear your jealous twin brother is a little taller than you. | 1.2021 | 0.04682 | 94 | 77 | 15 | 2 |
2457 | I see you have a balloon in this year's Macy's Thanksgiving Day parade. | 1.2021 | 0.04430 | 94 | 76 | 17 | 1 |
2458 | Well, at least you got your father’s chin. | 1.2021 | 0.04920 | 94 | 78 | 13 | 3 |
2459 | No darling, I'm just trying to get inside your head. | 1.2021 | 0.04682 | 94 | 77 | 15 | 2 |
2460 | Not to worry . . . It’s just my btother. | 1.2021 | 0.04682 | 94 | 77 | 15 | 2 |
2461 | You have a rather inflated view of yourself, Roger. | 1.2021 | 0.04430 | 94 | 76 | 17 | 1 |
2462 | You could have at least chosen the Stay-Puft Marshmallow Man. But of course, you only ever think of yourself! | 1.2021 | 0.04682 | 94 | 77 | 15 | 2 |
2463 | ...Cause he's kind of big and he's awful strong. Hey, La di La, my boyfriend's back. | 1.2021 | 0.04920 | 94 | 78 | 13 | 3 |
2464 | If you sent more email, big brother wouldn't have to spy on you through the window. | 1.2021 | 0.04920 | 94 | 78 | 13 | 3 |
2465 | I see your id is joining us for drinks again, Thatcher. | 1.2021 | 0.04164 | 94 | 75 | 19 | 0 |
2466 | He's not a threat, I love only YOU | 1.2021 | 0.04430 | 94 | 76 | 17 | 1 |
2467 | How come you didn’t tell me you were a balloon in the Macy’s parade this year? | 1.2021 | 0.05147 | 94 | 79 | 11 | 4 |
2468 | There's Waldo!! | 1.2021 | 0.04682 | 94 | 77 | 15 | 2 |
2469 | Macy*s has finally honored you, Happy Thanksgiving ! | 1.2021 | 0.04920 | 94 | 78 | 13 | 3 |
2470 | Ohh hon' don't worry, he is a little quirky. Always showing up at the wrong time. | 1.2021 | 0.04430 | 94 | 76 | 17 | 1 |
2471 | Best. Thanksgiving. Ever! | 1.2021 | 0.04164 | 94 | 75 | 19 | 0 |
2472 | Did I forget to mention I'm on the Macy's board of directors? | 1.2021 | 0.04682 | 94 | 77 | 15 | 2 |
2473 | I've never seen a head in the Macy's parade before | 1.2021 | 0.05147 | 94 | 79 | 11 | 4 |
2474 | He has a good eye | 1.2021 | 0.04430 | 94 | 76 | 17 | 1 |
2475 | Honey, yours is so much more handsome than Donalds | 1.2021 | 0.04920 | 94 | 78 | 13 | 3 |
2476 | I didn’t realize you meant your big brother was watching us. | 1.2021 | 0.04920 | 94 | 78 | 13 | 3 |
2477 | Your Thanksgiving Day balloon is ready. | 1.2021 | 0.04430 | 94 | 76 | 17 | 1 |
2478 | Dad's gone too far this time. | 1.2021 | 0.04920 | 94 | 78 | 13 | 3 |
2479 | I told you not to write that bad online review about Macy's. | 1.2021 | 0.05147 | 94 | 79 | 11 | 4 |
2480 | Hey, you're getting famous. They made a ballon of you! | 1.2021 | 0.04682 | 94 | 77 | 15 | 2 |
2481 | It’s pop-up art! | 1.2021 | 0.04682 | 94 | 77 | 15 | 2 |
2482 | I have to say, I like this full-bodied one better! | 1.2021 | 0.05147 | 94 | 79 | 11 | 4 |
2483 | Well look at who they replaced Snoopy with this year. | 1.2021 | 0.04164 | 94 | 75 | 19 | 0 |
2484 | I don't think this wall mirror is the answer, dear. | 1.2021 | 0.04430 | 94 | 76 | 17 | 1 |
2485 | I had it made for the Macy's Parade. | 1.2021 | 0.04430 | 94 | 76 | 17 | 1 |
2486 | Oooh Ted, they put your balloon right after Snoopy! | 1.2021 | 0.04920 | 94 | 78 | 13 | 3 |
2487 | I sent Macy’s your likeness for the Anonymous balloon this year. Happy Thanksgiving! | 1.2021 | 0.04920 | 94 | 78 | 13 | 3 |
2488 | The window washer does NOT look like me! | 1.2021 | 0.04920 | 94 | 78 | 13 | 3 |
2489 | At least say hello to your inflated self | 1.2020 | 0.04056 | 99 | 79 | 20 | 0 |
2490 | Are the floats pathetic this year, or is it just me? | 1.2000 | 0.04126 | 95 | 76 | 19 | 0 |
2491 | It was this or couples therapy. | 1.2000 | 0.04389 | 95 | 77 | 17 | 1 |
2492 | Santa's next! | 1.2000 | 0.04872 | 95 | 79 | 13 | 3 |
2493 | Is this wine making you feel lightheaded, too? | 1.2000 | 0.04525 | 90 | 73 | 16 | 1 |
2494 | Look George. You're not the only big-headed lawyer in town. | 1.2000 | 0.04872 | 95 | 79 | 13 | 3 |
2495 | Really, it looks just like you. Definitely your doppelgänger. | 1.2000 | 0.04637 | 95 | 78 | 15 | 2 |
2496 | Time to face up to things: You're really ugly. | 1.2000 | 0.04872 | 95 | 79 | 13 | 3 |
2497 | I don’t know why I liked it. It’s just like nothing I’ve ever seen before. | 1.2000 | 0.04793 | 90 | 74 | 14 | 2 |
2498 | Look, dear, it's your float. | 1.2000 | 0.04872 | 95 | 79 | 13 | 3 |
2499 | Do you like it? I had it made for the Macy's Day Parade. | 1.2000 | 0.05097 | 95 | 80 | 11 | 4 |
2500 | Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade has gotten much more personalized this year. | 1.2000 | 0.04637 | 95 | 78 | 15 | 2 |
2501 | Honey, your brother is here. | 1.2000 | 0.05097 | 95 | 80 | 11 | 4 |
2502 | Well he did promise to use only 'natural fibers' to clean the windows... | 1.2000 | 0.05097 | 95 | 80 | 11 | 4 |
2503 | Honey! You didn’t tell me you were IN the Thanksgiving Day Parade! | 1.2000 | 0.04872 | 95 | 79 | 13 | 3 |
2504 | Now you see why I've been nagging you about that mustache. | 1.2000 | 0.04637 | 95 | 78 | 15 | 2 |
2505 | Well, next time don't call the balloon designer an airhead. | 1.2000 | 0.04637 | 95 | 78 | 15 | 2 |
2506 | Honey, you never told me you had a big brother! | 1.2000 | 0.04637 | 95 | 78 | 15 | 2 |
2507 | Your Thanksgiving parade float is nothing to be thankful for. | 1.2000 | 0.04637 | 95 | 78 | 15 | 2 |
2508 | Where do I know you from? | 1.2000 | 0.04240 | 90 | 72 | 18 | 0 |
2509 | It's exciting. I've never met a parade balloon model before. | 1.2000 | 0.04525 | 90 | 73 | 16 | 1 |
2510 | 'I know it's a little Big Brother-ish....' | 1.2000 | 0.04389 | 95 | 77 | 17 | 1 |
2511 | I would get him a glass of wine, but our window doesn't open. | 1.2000 | 0.04637 | 95 | 78 | 15 | 2 |
2512 | Why can’t you just check your ego at the door like everyone else? | 1.2000 | 0.05097 | 95 | 80 | 11 | 4 |
2513 | He has such an inflated opinion of himself, don't you think. | 1.2000 | 0.04637 | 95 | 78 | 15 | 2 |
2514 | Just a leftover from the Macy's parade. | 1.2000 | 0.04637 | 95 | 78 | 15 | 2 |
2515 | Who would have known you’re all Id? | 1.2000 | 0.04525 | 90 | 73 | 16 | 1 |
2516 | Big twin brother is watching you, but at least he doesn’t like wine. | 1.2000 | 0.05097 | 95 | 80 | 11 | 4 |
2517 | It is just Peeping Tom. | 1.2000 | 0.04872 | 95 | 79 | 13 | 3 |
2518 | I thought he was YOUR uncle. | 1.2000 | 0.04872 | 95 | 79 | 13 | 3 |
2519 | Darling, lately I can't shake the feeling that someone is watching my every step. | 1.2000 | 0.04637 | 95 | 78 | 15 | 2 |
2520 | Giant selfie! | 1.2000 | 0.04389 | 95 | 77 | 17 | 1 |
2521 | You're the first one to ever tell me I have a larger-than-life personality. | 1.2000 | 0.04872 | 95 | 79 | 13 | 3 |
2522 | Ok, I've heard of big brother but this is ridiculous! | 1.2000 | 0.04637 | 95 | 78 | 15 | 2 |
2523 | Those Thanksgiving Day Parade Balloons are so life like aren't they dear? | 1.2000 | 0.04389 | 95 | 77 | 17 | 1 |
2524 | Henry, stop painting self-portraits!! The therapist said to put down the drink and get out more. | 1.2000 | 0.04637 | 95 | 78 | 15 | 2 |
2525 | It's your inflated ego, to compliment your excellent taste in wine. | 1.2000 | 0.04637 | 95 | 78 | 15 | 2 |
2526 | Our neighbors down on 12 must be staring straight at his big ol' you-know-what! | 1.2000 | 0.04637 | 95 | 78 | 15 | 2 |
2527 | Oh look George - it's your big brother. | 1.2000 | 0.04389 | 95 | 77 | 17 | 1 |
2528 | Honey, what did you put in the wine? I think I might be a little more than drunk. | 1.2000 | 0.04872 | 95 | 79 | 13 | 3 |
2529 | This Augmented Reality stuff can be quite flattering. | 1.2000 | 0.04637 | 95 | 78 | 15 | 2 |
2530 | My ex? Gulliver––why? | 1.2000 | 0.04637 | 95 | 78 | 15 | 2 |
2531 | My god! You're Big Brother! | 1.2000 | 0.04872 | 95 | 79 | 13 | 3 |
2532 | Grand Marshall or not— you’re in the parade! | 1.2000 | 0.04637 | 95 | 78 | 15 | 2 |
2533 | I need a big man around the house when you're away | 1.2000 | 0.04637 | 95 | 78 | 15 | 2 |
2534 | It looks like your Mom's birthday surprise may have arrived! | 1.2000 | 0.04637 | 95 | 78 | 15 | 2 |
2535 | Look Geoffrey, your ego made it into the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade this year! | 1.2000 | 0.04637 | 95 | 78 | 15 | 2 |
2536 | New year, new you. | 1.2000 | 0.04525 | 90 | 73 | 16 | 1 |
2537 | Dr Phil's conscience was getting the best of him. | 1.2000 | 0.04637 | 95 | 78 | 15 | 2 |
2538 | We're going to need a bigger balcony. | 1.2000 | 0.04637 | 95 | 78 | 15 | 2 |
2539 | Oh look, you’re in the Macy’s Day Parade! | 1.2000 | 0.04793 | 90 | 74 | 14 | 2 |
2540 | Remember I told you I had big Daddy issues? | 1.2000 | 0.04389 | 95 | 77 | 17 | 1 |
2541 | Honey - you didn't tell me about being in the Thanksgiving Day Parade! | 1.2000 | 0.04637 | 95 | 78 | 15 | 2 |
2542 | Irving, now you can tell your buddies down at the Aquarium that you know how it feels... | 1.2000 | 0.04793 | 90 | 74 | 14 | 2 |
2543 | It matches your inflated ego! | 1.2000 | 0.04872 | 95 | 79 | 13 | 3 |
2544 | Is that me ?" | 1.2000 | 0.04389 | 95 | 77 | 17 | 1 |
2545 | It’s the King Kong’s accountant, he is harmless honey. | 1.2000 | 0.04389 | 95 | 77 | 17 | 1 |
2546 | Is a caption even possible without referencing the Macy's parade? | 1.2000 | 0.04872 | 95 | 79 | 13 | 3 |
2547 | What do you think of the ayahuasca? | 1.2000 | 0.04637 | 95 | 78 | 15 | 2 |
2548 | “You just sip your wine and watch Big Brother right back, honey.” | 1.2000 | 0.04389 | 95 | 77 | 17 | 1 |
2549 | Thanksgiving parade already? | 1.2000 | 0.04637 | 95 | 78 | 15 | 2 |
2550 | Surprise! I cloned you. | 1.2000 | 0.04637 | 95 | 78 | 15 | 2 |
2551 | It’s the Deep State, again. | 1.2000 | 0.04389 | 95 | 77 | 17 | 1 |
2552 | Don’t know about you, but I miss the Underdog balloon in the Macy’s Parade. | 1.2000 | 0.04637 | 95 | 78 | 15 | 2 |
2553 | Its kid of a funny story actually -- you know how Ghostbusters is my favorite movie?" | 1.2000 | 0.04637 | 95 | 78 | 15 | 2 |
2554 | It’s the William Macy Day parade! | 1.2000 | 0.04872 | 95 | 79 | 13 | 3 |
2555 | You didn't tell me you were going to be in the parade. | 1.2000 | 0.04389 | 95 | 77 | 17 | 1 |
2556 | Good news George, you finally made it, into the Macy's Parade. | 1.2000 | 0.05312 | 95 | 81 | 9 | 5 |
2557 | Look, honey, it's your big brother! | 1.2000 | 0.04872 | 95 | 79 | 13 | 3 |
2558 | Look, Bob! It’s a miniature of your ego. | 1.2000 | 0.05312 | 95 | 81 | 9 | 5 |
2559 | I have invited your Big Brother to join us.... | 1.2000 | 0.04637 | 95 | 78 | 15 | 2 |
2560 | Your followers really outdid themselves this time. | 1.2000 | 0.05097 | 95 | 80 | 11 | 4 |
2561 | Someone has eyes for you! | 1.2000 | 0.04637 | 95 | 78 | 15 | 2 |
2562 | No Fred, they will not allow your ballon in the Macy’s parade. | 1.2000 | 0.04126 | 95 | 76 | 19 | 0 |
2563 | I didn’t realize it is already Thanksgiving! | 1.2000 | 0.04872 | 95 | 79 | 13 | 3 |
2564 | Harold! Does your ego know NO bounds? | 1.2000 | 0.04126 | 95 | 76 | 19 | 0 |
2565 | Henry, Look! You made the Macy's parade! | 1.2000 | 0.04637 | 95 | 78 | 15 | 2 |
2566 | Shall we invite him in for a slug of vino? | 1.2000 | 0.05097 | 95 | 80 | 11 | 4 |
2567 | Remember when I asked for that hair sample? | 1.2000 | 0.04389 | 95 | 77 | 17 | 1 |
2568 | Honey, big brother is watching us, LITERALLY! It's your big brother! | 1.2000 | 0.04389 | 95 | 77 | 17 | 1 |
2569 | I had a giant balloon of your face made to show you how stupid you look. Happy anniversary. | 1.2000 | 0.04872 | 95 | 79 | 13 | 3 |
2570 | Surprise! Happy Thanksgiving! | 1.2000 | 0.04389 | 95 | 77 | 17 | 1 |
2571 | So, don't tell me you didn't see this coming. | 1.2000 | 0.04389 | 95 | 77 | 17 | 1 |
2572 | Some of the new floats in this year's parade are really weird. | 1.2000 | 0.04637 | 95 | 78 | 15 | 2 |
2573 | You made it into the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade! | 1.2000 | 0.04637 | 95 | 78 | 15 | 2 |
2574 | Have you met our new super? | 1.2000 | 0.04637 | 95 | 78 | 15 | 2 |
2575 | You didn't tell me that your twin was coming for dinner... | 1.2000 | 0.04872 | 95 | 79 | 13 | 3 |
2576 | It's just Big Brother again. | 1.2000 | 0.04872 | 95 | 79 | 13 | 3 |
2577 | I think I've got the best balcony in NYC for the Macy's parade, don't you agree? | 1.2000 | 0.04872 | 95 | 79 | 13 | 3 |
2578 | Harold, it's your big brother. | 1.2000 | 0.05097 | 95 | 80 | 11 | 4 |
2579 | Oh, didn't I mention that Uncle Arthur is going to be a balloon in this year's Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade? | 1.2000 | 0.05312 | 95 | 81 | 9 | 5 |
2580 | Finally, some realism! | 1.2000 | 0.04637 | 95 | 78 | 15 | 2 |
2581 | Get your head out of the clouds. | 1.2000 | 0.04389 | 95 | 77 | 17 | 1 |
2582 | It’s really big of him to show up on time. | 1.2000 | 0.05312 | 95 | 81 | 9 | 5 |
2583 | I hope he brought his own wine. | 1.2000 | 0.05097 | 95 | 80 | 11 | 4 |
2584 | It's just what I wanted. You'll finally be a bigger part of my life. | 1.2000 | 0.04525 | 90 | 73 | 16 | 1 |
2585 | Macy's is trying something different this year. Also, I forgot to mention I sent them a lock of your hair back in June. | 1.2000 | 0.04872 | 95 | 79 | 13 | 3 |
2586 | So you really are Macy’s C.E.O.. | 1.2000 | 0.04637 | 95 | 78 | 15 | 2 |
2587 | Come watch the Thanksgiving parade balloons. | 1.2000 | 0.04637 | 95 | 78 | 15 | 2 |
2588 | "Noo, not at all. How could your Big Twin Brother make me uncomfortable on this, our first date." | 1.2000 | 0.04637 | 95 | 78 | 15 | 2 |
2589 | I knew Macys would run out of fictional characters at some point. | 1.2000 | 0.04389 | 95 | 77 | 17 | 1 |
2590 | It's our Freudian mirror system. | 1.2000 | 0.04637 | 95 | 78 | 15 | 2 |
2591 | It's your brother from the head office. | 1.1979 | 0.04593 | 96 | 79 | 15 | 2 |
2592 | Your alter ego's here ! | 1.1979 | 0.04348 | 96 | 78 | 17 | 1 |
2593 | Thank God, it's not the Stay Puff Marshmallow Man! | 1.1979 | 0.04593 | 96 | 79 | 15 | 2 |
2594 | Look Harry, it's your personal Thanksgiving Day Parade balloon. | 1.1979 | 0.05048 | 96 | 81 | 11 | 4 |
2595 | Wow! But which one of you is the doppelganger? | 1.1979 | 0.04348 | 96 | 78 | 17 | 1 |
2596 | Why did Macy's pick you? | 1.1979 | 0.05048 | 96 | 81 | 11 | 4 |
2597 | Lucky you! I've always wanted a parade balloon of my face. | 1.1979 | 0.04348 | 96 | 78 | 17 | 1 |
2598 | Jeepers creepers, how'd ya get those peepers? | 1.1979 | 0.04826 | 96 | 80 | 13 | 3 |
2599 | Well, he's got a bigger one... | 1.1979 | 0.04348 | 96 | 78 | 17 | 1 |
2600 | We have met Big Brother and he is you. | 1.1979 | 0.04593 | 96 | 79 | 15 | 2 |
2601 | I thought you would like being in the Macy's parade | 1.1979 | 0.04593 | 96 | 79 | 15 | 2 |
2602 | Didn't somebody steal your identity through your Macy's account? | 1.1979 | 0.04593 | 96 | 79 | 15 | 2 |
2603 | It’s all about yourself, isn’t it? | 1.1979 | 0.04088 | 96 | 77 | 19 | 0 |
2604 | Bob brought out his bigger self to settle the argument with Janice. | 1.1979 | 0.04826 | 96 | 80 | 13 | 3 |
2605 | I realized you're right. Size matters. | 1.1979 | 0.04593 | 96 | 79 | 15 | 2 |
2606 | Macy's made a balloon of Uncle Joe! | 1.1979 | 0.04826 | 96 | 80 | 13 | 3 |
2607 | Well now that you've floated that balloon my answer is definitely yes. | 1.1979 | 0.04826 | 96 | 80 | 13 | 3 |
2608 | I’m leaving you for your big brother. | 1.1979 | 0.04348 | 96 | 78 | 17 | 1 |
2609 | Did you pose for one of those Macy's Thanksgiving Day balloons again?! | 1.1978 | 0.04480 | 91 | 74 | 16 | 1 |
2610 | Honey, finally…your parade! | 1.1978 | 0.04480 | 91 | 74 | 16 | 1 |
2611 | Macy's targeted advertising has gotten eerily compelling this year! | 1.1978 | 0.04199 | 91 | 73 | 18 | 0 |
2612 | Would you grab a big glass and another bottle! | 1.1978 | 0.04996 | 91 | 76 | 12 | 3 |
2613 | Trump is trying really hard to keep your support, Senator! | 1.1978 | 0.04745 | 91 | 75 | 14 | 2 |
2614 | You’re so full of hot air I thought I saw you in the Macy’s parade. | 1.1978 | 0.04199 | 91 | 73 | 18 | 0 |
2615 | You look surprised. | 1.1978 | 0.04745 | 91 | 75 | 14 | 2 |
2616 | I love our view of the parade! | 1.1978 | 0.04745 | 91 | 75 | 14 | 2 |
2617 | Look! It's your Macy's float! | 1.1978 | 0.04745 | 91 | 75 | 14 | 2 |
2618 | Sometimes I find it helpful to see oneself from the outside looking in. | 1.1978 | 0.04480 | 91 | 74 | 16 | 1 |
2619 | Haven't you always wanted to be in Macy's Thanksgiving day parade?!? | 1.1978 | 0.04199 | 91 | 73 | 18 | 0 |
2620 | Honey, you really do have an inflated ego! | 1.1978 | 0.04480 | 91 | 74 | 16 | 1 |
2621 | Harold, please tell me you've been working on a float for the Macy's parade. | 1.1978 | 0.04199 | 91 | 73 | 18 | 0 |
2622 | I thought getting you a Macy's balloon would be flattering! | 1.1978 | 0.04745 | 91 | 75 | 14 | 2 |
2623 | Is it just me or has the Macy’s Day Parade lost its whimsy? | 1.1959 | 0.04780 | 97 | 81 | 13 | 3 |
2624 | Big Brother keeps getting bigger. | 1.1959 | 0.05000 | 97 | 82 | 11 | 4 |
2625 | I get it, you were drawn that way. Still, I'm terrified. | 1.1954 | 0.04861 | 87 | 72 | 13 | 2 |
2626 | Well, at least one of you appears to be upwardly mobile. | 1.1954 | 0.04578 | 87 | 71 | 15 | 1 |
2627 | They blew the budget on the marshmallow man in Ghost Busters." | 1.1954 | 0.04578 | 87 | 71 | 15 | 1 |
2628 | You’re right between Sponge Bob and Pikachu. | 1.1954 | 0.04276 | 87 | 70 | 17 | 0 |
2629 | Since your birthday's on Thanksgiving this year, I got you something special. | 1.1954 | 0.04578 | 87 | 71 | 15 | 1 |
2630 | Dud Macy’s change their parade route? | 1.1932 | 0.04531 | 88 | 72 | 15 | 1 |
2631 | I made a slide show of your best selfies. | 1.1932 | 0.05075 | 88 | 74 | 11 | 3 |
2632 | Everything looks worse in black and white. | 1.1932 | 0.04810 | 88 | 73 | 13 | 2 |
2633 | Try to relax dear, it’s not healthy to let your anxiety grow into physical manifestations. | 1.1932 | 0.05075 | 88 | 74 | 11 | 3 |
2634 | Apparently, I really am a size queen. | 1.1932 | 0.04810 | 88 | 73 | 13 | 2 |
2635 | Did we know Macy's had been acquired by a hedge fund? | 1.1932 | 0.04531 | 88 | 72 | 15 | 1 |
2636 | The Thanksgiving Day balloons get more realistic each year! | 1.1932 | 0.04531 | 88 | 72 | 15 | 1 |
2637 | Here's Gulliver now! | 1.1932 | 0.05075 | 88 | 74 | 11 | 3 |
2638 | I take back what I said about having your own personal Macy’s Parade float. | 1.1932 | 0.04531 | 88 | 72 | 15 | 1 |
2639 | Do you like the new drink? It's called Introspection. | 1.1932 | 0.04810 | 88 | 73 | 13 | 2 |
2640 | Good thing we skipped the parade this year. | 1.1932 | 0.04810 | 88 | 73 | 13 | 2 |
2641 | I am so impressed. You have a balloon in Macy's parade! | 1.1932 | 0.05075 | 88 | 74 | 11 | 3 |
2642 | Suprise my favorite Trumster! Your very own baby balloon sans diaper! | 1.1932 | 0.05075 | 88 | 74 | 11 | 3 |
2643 | I didn’t know you drove for Lyft. | 1.1932 | 0.04810 | 88 | 73 | 13 | 2 |
2644 | 'When I told you to aim high, I didn't mean spend our entire life-savings on trying to get into the Macy's Parade, Greg.' | 1.1932 | 0.04810 | 88 | 73 | 13 | 2 |
2645 | Looks like there is a " peeping Tom" in the Macy's parade. | 1.1932 | 0.05075 | 88 | 74 | 11 | 3 |
2646 | I think your eyes are bigger than your stomach. | 1.1932 | 0.05075 | 88 | 74 | 11 | 3 |
2647 | Do I have to say it again, Oscar? Stop getting a head of yourself! | 1.1932 | 0.05326 | 88 | 75 | 9 | 4 |
2648 | That's it, I'm going back to boxed wine. | 1.1932 | 0.04810 | 88 | 73 | 13 | 2 |
2649 | This drink is strong. It's making me see double. | 1.1932 | 0.04810 | 88 | 73 | 13 | 2 |
2650 | People watching | 1.1932 | 0.05075 | 88 | 74 | 11 | 3 |
2651 | I knew we were up for the parade , but you sure Trumped me!!! | 1.1932 | 0.05075 | 88 | 74 | 11 | 3 |
2652 | Harold, I thought you said your dream was to be a balloon handler? | 1.1932 | 0.04233 | 88 | 71 | 17 | 0 |
2653 | I didn't mean literally think bigger. | 1.1932 | 0.04531 | 88 | 72 | 15 | 1 |
2654 | He appears whenever I say aperitif. | 1.1932 | 0.04531 | 88 | 72 | 15 | 1 |
2655 | I told you the parade is on your birthday this year! | 1.1932 | 0.04233 | 88 | 71 | 17 | 0 |
2656 | Surely you can see yourself living here. | 1.1932 | 0.04810 | 88 | 73 | 13 | 2 |
2657 | Come look at the size of this guy's pores! | 1.1932 | 0.04810 | 88 | 73 | 13 | 2 |
2658 | How'd you get in Macy's parade? | 1.1932 | 0.04233 | 88 | 71 | 17 | 0 |
2659 | Oh darling, your big Big Brother is watching us! | 1.1932 | 0.04531 | 88 | 72 | 15 | 1 |
2660 | And now, the Macy’s parade. You can’t escape your destiny. | 1.1932 | 0.04531 | 88 | 72 | 15 | 1 |
2661 | Is your blow-up anatomically proportionate? | 1.1932 | 0.04233 | 88 | 71 | 17 | 0 |
2662 | Look Walter--it's your twin again... | 1.1932 | 0.05566 | 88 | 76 | 7 | 5 |
2663 | Honey, I blew up the maitre 'd. | 1.1932 | 0.04810 | 88 | 73 | 13 | 2 |
2664 | You are So Sweet. My last boyfriend was HUGE and Insanely Jealous ! | 1.1932 | 0.05075 | 88 | 74 | 11 | 3 |
2665 | Hey, look. They replaced the Spongebob float this year with YOU! | 1.1932 | 0.04810 | 88 | 73 | 13 | 2 |
2666 | It’s your big brother | 1.1932 | 0.04810 | 88 | 73 | 13 | 2 |
2667 | It’s Glennzilla. Should we offer him a drink? | 1.1932 | 0.04233 | 88 | 71 | 17 | 0 |
2668 | I know you never liked the Thanksgiving day parade, but this years going to be different! | 1.1932 | 0.04531 | 88 | 72 | 15 | 1 |
2669 | A good stiff drink will help you forget all about your shadow self. | 1.1932 | 0.04233 | 88 | 71 | 17 | 0 |
2670 | My big brother is watching you. | 1.1932 | 0.04531 | 88 | 72 | 15 | 1 |
2671 | Am I crazy or is Mr. Wergeles in 14D getting nosier all the time? | 1.1932 | 0.04810 | 88 | 73 | 13 | 2 |
2672 | How did you get a ballon in the Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade? | 1.1932 | 0.04233 | 88 | 71 | 17 | 0 |
2673 | Welcome to Headquarters. | 1.1932 | 0.04810 | 88 | 73 | 13 | 2 |
2674 | What do you know. It' s Mr. Macy! | 1.1932 | 0.04810 | 88 | 73 | 13 | 2 |
2675 | Look dear, your big brother is here. | 1.1932 | 0.04810 | 88 | 73 | 13 | 2 |
2676 | Hey Carl, your big brother is here! | 1.1932 | 0.04810 | 88 | 73 | 13 | 2 |
2677 | Mirror, Mirror On The Wall... | 1.1932 | 0.04531 | 88 | 72 | 15 | 1 |
2678 | Cheers, Frank! Your float is really going to drive interest in artisinal mustache care products! | 1.1932 | 0.04531 | 88 | 72 | 15 | 1 |
2679 | The thanksgiving parade balloons are getting uglier and uglier. | 1.1932 | 0.04531 | 88 | 72 | 15 | 1 |
2680 | Lenny, your ego is here. | 1.1932 | 0.04531 | 88 | 72 | 15 | 1 |
2681 | Stan, come and see. This is the most ridiculous looking Thanksgiving Day balloon ever. | 1.1932 | 0.05075 | 88 | 74 | 11 | 3 |
2682 | Oh, come on! He's your twin brother! Let's ask him in. | 1.1932 | 0.05075 | 88 | 74 | 11 | 3 |
2683 | Come see the rest of the parade | 1.1932 | 0.04531 | 88 | 72 | 15 | 1 |
2684 | Honey, your unconscious self wants to join us for some wine | 1.1932 | 0.04810 | 88 | 73 | 13 | 2 |
2685 | See! I told you people would find my video of you weeping at the Popeyes funny! They made that meme into a freaking Thanksgiving Day Parade balloon - you’re more famous than the sandwich you were so upset about! | 1.1932 | 0.05075 | 88 | 74 | 11 | 3 |
2686 | honey, you didnt tell me you’d be in the Macy’s parade?! | 1.1932 | 0.05075 | 88 | 74 | 11 | 3 |
2687 | Don't be intimidated, my ex-husband likes to show up for a good nights kiss." | 1.1932 | 0.04810 | 88 | 73 | 13 | 2 |
2688 | Sorry dear, but yes, that is exactly what you look like. | 1.1932 | 0.04531 | 88 | 72 | 15 | 1 |
2689 | Hey, I think I recognize that mustache! | 1.1932 | 0.05075 | 88 | 74 | 11 | 3 |
2690 | Look! Hitler finally made the Macy's Day Parade. Good for him. | 1.1932 | 0.05326 | 88 | 75 | 9 | 4 |
2691 | Surprise! I made a balloon of *you* for the Thanksgiving Day Parade! | 1.1932 | 0.04531 | 88 | 72 | 15 | 1 |
2692 | Since when did you get such a big head. | 1.1932 | 0.05075 | 88 | 74 | 11 | 3 |
2693 | Phew! At first I thought that was a mirror! | 1.1932 | 0.05075 | 88 | 74 | 11 | 3 |
2694 | Uh oh! I think Macys had a data breech! | 1.1932 | 0.04810 | 88 | 73 | 13 | 2 |
2695 | I thought doppelgängers were more serendipitous. | 1.1932 | 0.05075 | 88 | 74 | 11 | 3 |
2696 | Morty, nine months of design and this is the best you could do? | 1.1932 | 0.04233 | 88 | 71 | 17 | 0 |
2697 | You're an out of sight, out of mind, kind of guy, Harry -- but never with me. | 1.1932 | 0.04233 | 88 | 71 | 17 | 0 |
2698 | How sweet! It's the retirement party balloon your office buddies filled with all the gas you vented in the break room! | 1.1932 | 0.04531 | 88 | 72 | 15 | 1 |
2699 | Honey, I blew up your head. | 1.1932 | 0.05075 | 88 | 74 | 11 | 3 |
2700 | Guess we'll have to set another place for dinner. | 1.1932 | 0.04531 | 88 | 72 | 15 | 1 |
2701 | Is this why you don't like Thanksgiving Parades? | 1.1932 | 0.04233 | 88 | 71 | 17 | 0 |
2702 | I see that the nose hair trimmer I got you last Christmas was a giant waste of money. | 1.1932 | 0.05075 | 88 | 74 | 11 | 3 |
2703 | I didn't know you shopped at Macy's. | 1.1932 | 0.04531 | 88 | 72 | 15 | 1 |
2704 | I always knew you were a pane. | 1.1932 | 0.04531 | 88 | 72 | 15 | 1 |
2705 | Red or white? | 1.1932 | 0.04531 | 88 | 72 | 15 | 1 |
2706 | Look, hon--you're in the Macy's parade this year! | 1.1932 | 0.04233 | 88 | 71 | 17 | 0 |
2707 | It's just my big brother watching. | 1.1932 | 0.04810 | 88 | 73 | 13 | 2 |
2708 | Your Macy’s float got loose. | 1.1932 | 0.04531 | 88 | 72 | 15 | 1 |
2709 | Ok, how much acid did you put in this wine? | 1.1932 | 0.04810 | 88 | 73 | 13 | 2 |
2710 | He claims that he's your long-lost inflatable brother Federico. | 1.1932 | 0.05075 | 88 | 74 | 11 | 3 |
2711 | I'm impressed! How do I get my own parade balloon? | 1.1932 | 0.05075 | 88 | 74 | 11 | 3 |
2712 | Ain’t the view just grand, Paul? | 1.1932 | 0.04810 | 88 | 73 | 13 | 2 |
2713 | And they said it was just swamp gas trapped in a weather balloon! | 1.1932 | 0.05075 | 88 | 74 | 11 | 3 |
2714 | Your father is here. | 1.1932 | 0.05075 | 88 | 74 | 11 | 3 |
2715 | Tell him Rose goes fine with Turkey | 1.1932 | 0.05075 | 88 | 74 | 11 | 3 |
2716 | What do you think of the Fee-fi-fo-fum merlot?” | 1.1932 | 0.04531 | 88 | 72 | 15 | 1 |
2717 | Horace, I arranged with those nice folks over at Macy's for a special surprise. | 1.1932 | 0.04531 | 88 | 72 | 15 | 1 |
2718 | My point is, I just thought you sponsoring a balloon in the parade was a bit overindulgent. | 1.1932 | 0.04531 | 88 | 72 | 15 | 1 |
2719 | I'm sorry you got around to reading 1984. | 1.1932 | 0.04531 | 88 | 72 | 15 | 1 |
2720 | You don’t seem like the reflective type!” | 1.1932 | 0.04531 | 88 | 72 | 15 | 1 |
2721 | So I saw Sally at the Beauty Salon today. | 1.1932 | 0.04810 | 88 | 73 | 13 | 2 |
2722 | Your wish to downsize hasn't exactly worked out. | 1.1932 | 0.04233 | 88 | 71 | 17 | 0 |
2723 | Macy’s Thanksgiving Parade isn’t how I remembered it. | 1.1932 | 0.04531 | 88 | 72 | 15 | 1 |
2724 | We encourage our customers to reflect on their imperfections. | 1.1932 | 0.04810 | 88 | 73 | 13 | 2 |
2725 | DON'T WORRY, IT'S MACY'S THANKSGIVING DAY PARADE | 1.1932 | 0.05326 | 88 | 75 | 9 | 4 |
2726 | Don't be frightened, George. It's all smoke and mirrors. | 1.1932 | 0.04810 | 88 | 73 | 13 | 2 |
2727 | Gerald; what a tall twin you have! The resemblance is uncanny. | 1.1932 | 0.04810 | 88 | 73 | 13 | 2 |
2728 | What do you mean, “fake news”? | 1.1932 | 0.04531 | 88 | 72 | 15 | 1 |
2729 | I see you finally made it into the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade | 1.1932 | 0.05326 | 88 | 75 | 9 | 4 |