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Name | Value |
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Submission deadline | 2019-11-17T23:53:00.000Z |
Voting started | - |
Voting ended | 2019-12-01T23:55:00.000Z |
Finalists announced | 2019-11-25T23:54:00.000Z |
Magazine(s) announcing finalists issued | December 02, 2019 |
Number of captions | 5342 |
Number of responses | 1070506 |
Number of participants | - |
In this table, the "mean" means the empirically measured average funniness score when the "unfunny", "somewhat funny" and "funny" receive a funniness score of 1, 2, 3 respectively. "Precison" is the standard error of the mean, the standard deviation of the mean estimate. With that, a caption with an empirical mean μ and precision σ has true mean in the range [μ - 2σ, μ + 2σ] with 95% probability by the 68-95-99.7 rule assuming the responses are indepedent and identically distributed.
Rank | Caption | Mean | Precision | Total votes | "Unfunny" votes | "Somewhat funny" votes | "Funny" votes |
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0 | Oh sure, when a MAN does it, suddenly it’s such a big deal! | 2.0828 | 0.00644 | 13773 | 3407 | 5819 | 4547 |
1 | I don't know how to tell him it's not his. | 2.0184 | 0.00689 | 12686 | 3700 | 5052 | 3934 |
2 | At least the hard part's over. | 1.9949 | 0.00717 | 12349 | 3946 | 4520 | 3883 |
3 | Arthur's third wish was for a 'young chick.' | 1.9775 | 0.00885 | 8611 | 3005 | 2795 | 2811 |
4 | It's for our retirement. Harold always takes things so literally. | 1.9603 | 0.00777 | 9840 | 3127 | 3977 | 2736 |
5 | But will he lift a finger after it hatches? | 1.9494 | 0.00741 | 10713 | 3432 | 4391 | 2890 |
6 | Turns out it wasn’t a kidney stone after all. | 1.9474 | 0.00810 | 9740 | 3380 | 3492 | 2868 |
7 | To be honest, I don’t remember which one came first | 1.9254 | 0.00759 | 10934 | 3883 | 3984 | 3067 |
8 | I’d leave him if he weren’t such a good lay. | 1.9060 | 0.00812 | 10312 | 4037 | 3207 | 3068 |
9 | We say that whatever it is we're going to love it, as long as it's healthy and doesn't try to eat us. | 1.8830 | 0.01515 | 2548 | 911 | 1024 | 613 |
10 | I didn’t know he had it in him, either. | 1.8659 | 0.00799 | 9085 | 3323 | 3657 | 2105 |
11 | We like "Humpty", if it is a boy. | 1.8639 | 0.00914 | 7397 | 2855 | 2694 | 1848 |
12 | Costco, where else? | 1.8558 | 0.00984 | 6492 | 2575 | 2278 | 1639 |
13 | You're so lucky. I can't even get my husband to water the plants. | 1.8411 | 0.00764 | 9571 | 3557 | 3978 | 2036 |
14 | I should've asked for specifics when he said he had a nest egg. | 1.8213 | 0.01013 | 5473 | 2112 | 2227 | 1134 |
15 | I thought you were empty nesters. | 1.8026 | 0.00809 | 8658 | 3474 | 3419 | 1765 |
16 | I don't mind him sitting on it. It's the clucking that annoys me. | 1.7974 | 0.00871 | 7639 | 3146 | 2895 | 1598 |
17 | These are the things that no one tells you about before you marry an ornithologist. | 1.7934 | 0.00846 | 8145 | 3390 | 3048 | 1707 |
18 | His left one has already been removed.. | 1.7850 | 0.00920 | 8158 | 3883 | 2146 | 2129 |
19 | On the bright side, he’s cage free. | 1.7790 | 0.01073 | 4972 | 2094 | 1883 | 995 |
20 | Did Jim always wear glasses? | 1.7785 | 0.00980 | 6690 | 3054 | 2065 | 1571 |
21 | Don’t ask why. Ask how. | 1.7564 | 0.01273 | 3531 | 1545 | 1301 | 685 |
22 | We don't care if it's a brontosaurus or a t-rex, as long as it's healthy. | 1.7251 | 0.00916 | 6675 | 3037 | 2436 | 1202 |
23 | He's brooding again. | 1.7096 | 0.00948 | 6175 | 2871 | 2226 | 1078 |
24 | I haven’t the heart to tell him that he’s not the father... | 1.7025 | 0.01459 | 2538 | 1175 | 943 | 420 |
25 | It was the only thing at Ikea that he didn't have to assemble. | 1.6987 | 0.00917 | 6804 | 3279 | 2296 | 1229 |
26 | It's only fair. I had to lay it. | 1.6985 | 0.01131 | 4345 | 2059 | 1537 | 749 |
27 | Then he said, I’ll hatch an egg before they impeach him! | 1.6803 | 0.01323 | 3306 | 1654 | 1055 | 597 |
28 | Somewhere, there’s a confused but comfortable chicken sitting in a BarcaLounger. | 1.6690 | 0.01327 | 3335 | 1714 | 1011 | 610 |
29 | No, it's better. For years he's been sitting on the fence. | 1.6544 | 0.02242 | 1085 | 548 | 364 | 173 |
30 | I’m just praying the real mother doesn’t come back. | 1.6414 | 0.01060 | 4735 | 2412 | 1609 | 714 |
31 | When it was golf ball-sized I warned him to call the doctor. | 1.6332 | 0.01422 | 2582 | 1321 | 887 | 374 |
32 | He thinks it'll distract people from noticing his bald spot. | 1.6292 | 0.01479 | 2430 | 1263 | 805 | 362 |
33 | I don't know what's in there, but I'm not cleaning up after it. | 1.6169 | 0.01282 | 3164 | 1660 | 1056 | 448 |
34 | Ever since he retired all he does is lay around the house all day. | 1.6168 | 0.01870 | 1503 | 793 | 493 | 217 |
35 | After this, he flies North for winter, thank God. | 1.6112 | 0.01162 | 4084 | 2228 | 1216 | 640 |
36 | When's the species reveal party? | 1.6044 | 0.02185 | 1102 | 594 | 350 | 158 |
37 | At least somethings getting laid here | 1.6021 | 0.01244 | 3672 | 2064 | 1005 | 603 |
38 | Quit your whining. I hatched the first three all by myself. | 1.5921 | 0.01001 | 5001 | 2689 | 1663 | 649 |
39 | I don't have the heart to tell him it's hard-boiled. | 1.5895 | 0.01325 | 3038 | 1689 | 907 | 442 |
40 | It’s a donor egg. | 1.5858 | 0.01386 | 2612 | 1423 | 850 | 339 |
41 | He won’t stop tweeting. | 1.5758 | 0.01605 | 1999 | 1118 | 611 | 270 |
42 | Well, at least he's off his high horse. | 1.5628 | 0.01494 | 2239 | 1263 | 692 | 284 |
43 | Yes, Herb has both gender AND species issues. | 1.5615 | 0.01974 | 1341 | 773 | 383 | 185 |
44 | That's what I thought, too, when he bragged about the size of his nest egg. | 1.5583 | 0.01267 | 2934 | 1625 | 980 | 329 |
45 | Hmmm. Seems you may have misunderstood your financial advisor, Jonathan. | 1.5518 | 0.01292 | 2956 | 1689 | 903 | 364 |
46 | Well it's not mine, I can tell that much. | 1.5478 | 0.01436 | 2426 | 1403 | 717 | 306 |
47 | Ever get the feeling you're a cartoon in the New Yolker? | 1.5412 | 0.01634 | 1977 | 1183 | 518 | 276 |
48 | You told him "nest egg" is a metaphor, right? | 1.5386 | 0.02067 | 1075 | 609 | 353 | 113 |
49 | He has to sit on it until he's 65, then we can retire. | 1.5368 | 0.01518 | 2049 | 1178 | 642 | 229 |
50 | Dammit, Harold! "Blow it out your ass" is only an expression, | 1.5350 | 0.02251 | 1071 | 655 | 259 | 157 |
51 | 28 Days!?! Men always get it is SOOO easy. | 1.5321 | 0.02113 | 1075 | 627 | 324 | 124 |
52 | Horace thought we should pre-order our Thanksgiving turkey this year. | 1.5281 | 0.02300 | 909 | 534 | 270 | 105 |
53 | Now you see why I'm always walking on eggshells around him. | 1.5271 | 0.01625 | 1842 | 1089 | 535 | 218 |
54 | This is why you're never supposed to swallow bubble gum. | 1.5265 | 0.01690 | 1890 | 1169 | 447 | 274 |
55 | Oh, stop brooding Harold. | 1.5239 | 0.01645 | 1798 | 1069 | 516 | 213 |
56 | We could get rich, or, it eats him alive. Either way it's worth it. | 1.5237 | 0.01825 | 1499 | 901 | 411 | 187 |
57 | I wish he'd go back to work. All he does is brood. | 1.5208 | 0.01826 | 1296 | 739 | 439 | 118 |
58 | I told him "Jim, grow a pair". Unfortunately he can't multitask | 1.5183 | 0.01836 | 1557 | 964 | 379 | 214 |
59 | After six years of therapy he's finally come out of his shell. | 1.5174 | 0.01970 | 1208 | 715 | 361 | 132 |
60 | Are you sure it's yours? | 1.5166 | 0.01640 | 1628 | 940 | 535 | 153 |
61 | He’s actually being a good sport. We ordered a recliner. | 1.5140 | 0.01692 | 1611 | 953 | 488 | 170 |
62 | Been in his family for millions of years... but Fred says that one day ... | 1.5132 | 0.01818 | 1590 | 993 | 378 | 219 |
63 | What can I say? I married a Hatcher. | 1.5072 | 0.01939 | 1467 | 944 | 302 | 221 |
64 | We finally came up with something he can do in retirement. | 1.5071 | 0.01732 | 1469 | 864 | 465 | 140 |
65 | I don’t know how it happened. All I know is somewhere there’s a pterodactyl waiting for a recliner to hatch. | 1.5050 | 0.02534 | 802 | 503 | 193 | 106 |
66 | I shouldn't have let him choose our egg donor. | 1.5000 | 0.01934 | 1268 | 779 | 346 | 143 |
67 | Our previous sitter got hit by a car while crossing the road | 1.4996 | 0.02005 | 1243 | 777 | 311 | 155 |
68 | We're having 18 people over for an omelette on Saturday. | 1.4996 | 0.01933 | 1207 | 725 | 361 | 121 |
69 | I should never let Harold shop at Costco by himself. | 1.4979 | 0.02013 | 1173 | 719 | 320 | 130 |
70 | He's the one who wanted kids. You figure it out, I said. | 1.4977 | 0.01860 | 1286 | 771 | 390 | 125 |
71 | Well look at that, Frank. You finally laid a chick. | 1.4973 | 0.01980 | 1275 | 800 | 316 | 159 |
72 | Say what you will, it's easier to ignore than the elephant we used to have in the living room. | 1.4947 | 0.02819 | 562 | 339 | 168 | 55 |
73 | We're hoping for an emu. | 1.4936 | 0.01934 | 1165 | 698 | 359 | 108 |
74 | You are SO lucky. My husband gambled away most of our savings. | 1.4920 | 0.01900 | 1181 | 704 | 373 | 104 |
75 | I told him not to swallow his bubblegum. | 1.4915 | 0.02084 | 1178 | 753 | 271 | 154 |
76 | I'd take him to a therapist but we need the eggs. | 1.4902 | 0.02057 | 1122 | 698 | 298 | 126 |
77 | And we still have nothing to talk about. | 1.4876 | 0.02289 | 884 | 547 | 243 | 94 |
78 | The doctor thinks it's empty nest syndrome. | 1.4872 | 0.02067 | 1053 | 645 | 303 | 105 |
79 | I'm taking bets on which one cracks first. | 1.4864 | 0.02133 | 1026 | 637 | 277 | 111 |
80 | I thought you were getting that lanced? | 1.4851 | 0.02110 | 1076 | 677 | 276 | 123 |
81 | Every one else’s husband gets a sport car for their midlife crisis. | 1.4846 | 0.02040 | 1069 | 657 | 307 | 105 |
82 | Are you sure you spell-checked your request for an ergonomic chair? | 1.4835 | 0.02684 | 695 | 446 | 162 | 87 |
83 | You feel sorry for him? I laid it. | 1.4828 | 0.02140 | 1044 | 659 | 265 | 119 |
84 | You should have been here when he laid it! | 1.4789 | 0.02084 | 996 | 610 | 295 | 91 |
85 | I don’t think the hemorrhoid cream is working. | 1.4758 | 0.02282 | 952 | 616 | 219 | 117 |
86 | He accidentally ordered an eggonomic chair instead of ergonomic. | 1.4753 | 0.02174 | 951 | 594 | 262 | 95 |
87 | The adoption process is much easier in the Galapagos. | 1.4737 | 0.02827 | 589 | 375 | 149 | 65 |
88 | Don’t all powerful men nourish HUGE EGOS ?? | 1.4736 | 0.02344 | 929 | 610 | 198 | 121 |
89 | These gender reveal parties keep getting weirder. | 1.4734 | 0.02267 | 921 | 588 | 230 | 103 |
90 | All I know is, whatever comes out of there I’m not the mother. | 1.4729 | 0.02233 | 924 | 592 | 230 | 101 |
91 | I told George, why don’t you just get a puppy like everybody else? | 1.4721 | 0.02207 | 913 | 571 | 253 | 89 |
92 | Harold, this time, I believe you passed more than gas. | 1.4710 | 0.02341 | 879 | 567 | 210 | 102 |
93 | 'Cornish Modern,' the guy at the store said. | 1.4685 | 0.02244 | 873 | 547 | 243 | 83 |
94 | If I feed him beans it stays inflated. | 1.4671 | 0.02431 | 805 | 520 | 194 | 91 |
95 | When he proposed, he said he had a substantial nest egg. | 1.4653 | 0.02327 | 836 | 532 | 219 | 85 |
96 | Herb insists on managing our nest egg himself." | 1.4621 | 0.02217 | 805 | 492 | 254 | 59 |
97 | He used to work for the President until he ran afoul of the Hatch Act. | 1.4616 | 0.02422 | 782 | 503 | 197 | 82 |
98 | His financial advisor told him to sit on his nest egg and ride it out" | 1.4607 | 0.02557 | 636 | 396 | 187 | 53 |
99 | And just when is Big Bird coming back for it? | 1.4598 | 0.02296 | 772 | 478 | 233 | 61 |
100 | 'Worst case of empty nest syndrome the doctor's ever seen.' | 1.4597 | 0.02341 | 781 | 492 | 219 | 70 |
101 | And then he said, "what's the worst that could happen?" | 1.4594 | 0.02333 | 775 | 486 | 222 | 67 |
102 | He's always so literal. I told him to blow it out his ass. | 1.4585 | 0.02512 | 772 | 510 | 170 | 92 |
103 | Costco. | 1.4558 | 0.02506 | 746 | 488 | 176 | 82 |
104 | Of course we could control his hallucinations with medication, but we need the eggs. | 1.4556 | 0.02423 | 744 | 475 | 199 | 70 |
105 | I’m starting to think this isn’t an exercise ball. | 1.4544 | 0.02516 | 625 | 387 | 192 | 46 |
106 | Now that he's retired, Ed spends all day protecting our nest egg. | 1.4515 | 0.02355 | 711 | 442 | 217 | 52 |
107 | It's a rescue,of course. | 1.4513 | 0.02664 | 596 | 379 | 165 | 52 |
108 | The egg is fake...but his problems are real | 1.4500 | 0.02578 | 700 | 461 | 163 | 76 |
109 | I don’t have the heart to tell him it’s my Pilates ball | 1.4499 | 0.02511 | 698 | 451 | 180 | 67 |
110 | He shot its mother during hunting season. Now he feels responsible. | 1.4479 | 0.02452 | 681 | 431 | 195 | 55 |
111 | Fifty bucks says he cracks first. | 1.4479 | 0.02530 | 681 | 440 | 177 | 64 |
112 | ... and now we're egging you OFF !! | 1.4466 | 0.02819 | 674 | 470 | 107 | 97 |
113 | I still think Danish modern furniture is too severe. | 1.4463 | 0.02488 | 670 | 427 | 187 | 56 |
114 | The kids leaving for college has really hit him hard. | 1.4446 | 0.02452 | 659 | 415 | 195 | 49 |
115 | I think you should get that looked at | 1.4444 | 0.02541 | 657 | 423 | 176 | 58 |
116 | At least he's not sitting around doing nothing. | 1.4438 | 0.02497 | 649 | 412 | 186 | 51 |
117 | Hormone free, my ass. | 1.4431 | 0.02660 | 650 | 431 | 150 | 69 |
118 | What's worse, there are eleven more of them in the garage! | 1.4422 | 0.02530 | 640 | 409 | 179 | 52 |
119 | We finally found a chair where he won't fall asleep. | 1.4409 | 0.02559 | 601 | 380 | 177 | 44 |
120 | Harold doesn't trust the bank with our nest egg. | 1.4400 | 0.02449 | 625 | 390 | 195 | 40 |
121 | Trust me, he came first. | 1.4396 | 0.02663 | 621 | 408 | 153 | 60 |
122 | Someone named "Horton" asked him to sit on this for a bit | 1.4394 | 0.02549 | 619 | 395 | 176 | 48 |
123 | Fred, roosters lay hens not eggs." | 1.4385 | 0.02701 | 618 | 410 | 145 | 63 |
124 | I hope you can stick around. The funny part is when he tries to get down. | 1.4382 | 0.02964 | 477 | 309 | 127 | 41 |
125 | At night I just throw a cloth over him. | 1.4364 | 0.02689 | 566 | 365 | 155 | 46 |
126 | Our entire life savings are in there. | 1.4359 | 0.02642 | 601 | 391 | 158 | 52 |
127 | I don't care what she told you, you're not the father | 1.4357 | 0.02670 | 599 | 392 | 153 | 54 |
128 | Now he expects me to bring home the bacon. | 1.4357 | 0.02617 | 599 | 387 | 163 | 49 |
129 | Men will mount anything. | 1.4357 | 0.02659 | 599 | 391 | 155 | 53 |
130 | His chair's design is a mashup of Bauhaus and Henhaus. | 1.4355 | 0.02585 | 597 | 390 | 157 | 49 |
131 | Since they moved his company to the business incubator he's been bringing work home. | 1.4353 | 0.02661 | 595 | 388 | 155 | 52 |
132 | I see Ed is hatching another one of his big schemes. | 1.4328 | 0.02741 | 580 | 384 | 141 | 55 |
133 | I don't want to be around when that colostomy bag' blows. | 1.4328 | 0.02869 | 580 | 396 | 117 | 67 |
134 | I'm not sure how he does it, but in about three weeks, we're expecting a loveseat." | 1.4318 | 0.02679 | 572 | 372 | 153 | 47 |
135 | It was easier than adoption. | 1.4303 | 0.02612 | 567 | 363 | 164 | 40 |
136 | You should see our Preparation H bill. | 1.4298 | 0.02777 | 563 | 374 | 136 | 53 |
137 | I’m not completely sold on the eggonomic chair. | 1.4296 | 0.02655 | 561 | 362 | 157 | 42 |
138 | It's not ours. He poached it. | 1.4291 | 0.02821 | 557 | 373 | 129 | 55 |
139 | We take turns. | 1.4288 | 0.02687 | 555 | 360 | 152 | 43 |
140 | I didn't think he had it in him. | 1.4286 | 0.02718 | 553 | 361 | 147 | 45 |
141 | This isn’t what I had in mind when I said we needed a larger nest egg. | 1.4259 | 0.02699 | 540 | 350 | 150 | 40 |
142 | He’s been brooding for weeks | 1.4257 | 0.02794 | 538 | 356 | 135 | 47 |
143 | Another of his big ideas that won't hatch. | 1.4257 | 0.02769 | 538 | 354 | 139 | 45 |
144 | I warned him what would happen if he kept swallowing bubblegum. | 1.4251 | 0.02846 | 534 | 357 | 127 | 50 |
145 | You're right, Mabel. If it were golden, we'd get a tax break on it. | 1.4248 | 0.02739 | 532 | 347 | 144 | 41 |
146 | So that’s the over-easy chair? | 1.4244 | 0.03340 | 377 | 251 | 85 | 34 |
147 | Just ignore him. | 1.4231 | 0.02872 | 527 | 354 | 123 | 50 |
148 | No Susan, it’s his God damn Pilates ball. | 1.4223 | 0.02751 | 521 | 340 | 142 | 39 |
149 | He can’t seem to crack this one. | 1.4223 | 0.02778 | 521 | 342 | 138 | 41 |
150 | We were hoping that the chicken would come first. | 1.4223 | 0.02805 | 521 | 344 | 134 | 43 |
151 | Morty, your hemorrhoid is blocking my view of the kitchen. | 1.4223 | 0.02908 | 521 | 352 | 118 | 51 |
152 | The egg came first. The horror-struck chicken fled. | 1.4218 | 0.03043 | 524 | 366 | 95 | 63 |
153 | I keep telling him to get it looked at. | 1.4217 | 0.02833 | 517 | 343 | 130 | 44 |
154 | I dont know what he's expecting, but he's expecting. | 1.4207 | 0.02774 | 511 | 334 | 139 | 38 |
155 | I haven't the heart to tell him it's not his. | 1.4207 | 0.02746 | 511 | 332 | 143 | 36 |
156 | So I take it brunch might be a while? | 1.4192 | 0.03162 | 396 | 260 | 106 | 30 |
157 | He says Gwyneth Paltrow swears by it. | 1.4187 | 0.02950 | 504 | 342 | 113 | 49 |
158 | It's an egg chair. Danish design. Very expensive. | 1.4160 | 0.02876 | 488 | 324 | 125 | 39 |
159 | The lease says no pets, but we think we’ve found a loophole. | 1.4160 | 0.02832 | 488 | 321 | 131 | 36 |
160 | Ed proved wrong everyone who thought he was such a tight ass. | 1.4156 | 0.02957 | 486 | 328 | 114 | 44 |
161 | And then I find out, that’s our nest egg for retirement. | 1.4149 | 0.02915 | 482 | 322 | 120 | 40 |
162 | It wouldn't be so bad if he weren't also crowing at 5 a.m. every morning. | 1.4149 | 0.02915 | 482 | 322 | 120 | 40 |
163 | I'm telling you, Cheryl, the things we have to do to get a grandchild these days. | 1.4146 | 0.02848 | 480 | 316 | 129 | 35 |
164 | I wanted to know the species right away, but Harold's old-fashioned so we've decided to let it be a surprise. | 1.4144 | 0.02843 | 485 | 320 | 129 | 36 |
165 | Harold, the trick is to pull the egg out of your EAR. | 1.4139 | 0.03116 | 476 | 331 | 93 | 52 |
166 | Cage-free? | 1.4137 | 0.02889 | 481 | 320 | 123 | 38 |
167 | I told him that if he's just going to sit around the house all day, he might as well make himself useful. | 1.4126 | 0.02789 | 475 | 309 | 136 | 30 |
168 | I don’t know what surprises me more: his maternal instinct or his core strength. | 1.4126 | 0.02867 | 475 | 314 | 126 | 35 |
169 | In 21 days, we'll have a futon. | 1.4119 | 0.03021 | 471 | 321 | 106 | 44 |
170 | He’s always hatching another big idea. | 1.4100 | 0.02877 | 461 | 304 | 125 | 32 |
171 | We met on Hatch.com. | 1.4100 | 0.03036 | 461 | 314 | 105 | 42 |
172 | I preferred the TV there. | 1.4094 | 0.03044 | 381 | 246 | 114 | 21 |
173 | I'm not entirely sure Bill is understanding the concept of a nest egg. | 1.4092 | 0.02927 | 457 | 304 | 119 | 34 |
174 | I’m telling you, it’s just a matter of days before he cracks.” | 1.4092 | 0.02959 | 457 | 306 | 115 | 36 |
175 | Trust us Ralph, you don’t know how it really feels. | 1.4088 | 0.02935 | 455 | 303 | 118 | 34 |
176 | He’s fully committed to the farm to table experience. | 1.4084 | 0.03058 | 453 | 309 | 103 | 41 |
177 | The chair? It's farm to table. | 1.4071 | 0.03421 | 366 | 251 | 81 | 34 |
178 | Our egg donor was overly enthusiastic. | 1.4059 | 0.02997 | 441 | 296 | 111 | 34 |
179 | Yes, ever since he watched that documentary on penguins. | 1.4058 | 0.02991 | 446 | 300 | 111 | 35 |
180 | Of course Horton over there just HAD to say yes. | 1.4058 | 0.02974 | 446 | 299 | 113 | 34 |
181 | Marry the paleontologist" she said, "He's the most normal one" she said! I tell you Janet, mothers are NOT always right | 1.4058 | 0.02974 | 446 | 299 | 113 | 34 |
182 | I got rid of his lazy boy. This is him making a statement. | 1.4058 | 0.02853 | 446 | 294 | 124 | 28 |
183 | The problem is going to be finding the right bacon. | 1.4050 | 0.02981 | 437 | 292 | 113 | 32 |
184 | As he has gotten older, this is the only way he can blow up a balloon. | 1.4050 | 0.03267 | 437 | 309 | 79 | 49 |
185 | She promised she'd be right back. | 1.4050 | 0.03033 | 437 | 298 | 104 | 35 |
186 | All I can do is hope that I'm out when it happens | 1.4041 | 0.02922 | 438 | 290 | 119 | 29 |
187 | He assures me it's mine. | 1.4037 | 0.02985 | 436 | 292 | 112 | 32 |
188 | That's not how a nest egg works. | 1.4032 | 0.02940 | 434 | 288 | 117 | 29 |
189 | Yes, it's benign, but Harry has decided to have it removed anyway. | 1.4032 | 0.03116 | 434 | 298 | 97 | 39 |
190 | Charles is pretty sure he came first. | 1.4028 | 0.03194 | 432 | 298 | 88 | 42 |
191 | It's one of his biggest this week. | 1.4023 | 0.02940 | 430 | 285 | 117 | 28 |
192 | Surrogate? | 1.4023 | 0.02976 | 430 | 287 | 113 | 30 |
193 | who do you think will crack first? | 1.4023 | 0.02976 | 430 | 287 | 113 | 30 |
194 | I didn't have the heart to tell him it's chocolate. | 1.4014 | 0.03049 | 426 | 288 | 105 | 33 |
195 | We've already started applying to preschools. | 1.4009 | 0.03113 | 424 | 290 | 98 | 36 |
196 | Dave, when exactly was your last prostate exam? | 1.4005 | 0.03032 | 422 | 290 | 101 | 31 |
197 | Why not just get a sitter? | 1.4000 | 0.02947 | 420 | 278 | 116 | 26 |
198 | Don’t mind him. He’s just brooding over our nest egg. | 1.4000 | 0.03060 | 420 | 284 | 104 | 32 |
199 | He says it builds core strength but I think he's hatching something. | 1.3995 | 0.03032 | 418 | 281 | 107 | 30 |
200 | Getting down isn't the problem. | 1.3971 | 0.03002 | 408 | 272 | 110 | 26 |
201 | Damn airline catalogue. | 1.3970 | 0.03053 | 398 | 266 | 106 | 26 |
202 | And worse yet, he thinks he's the father. | 1.3966 | 0.03235 | 411 | 287 | 85 | 39 |
203 | Don’t look at me. I wanted a dog. | 1.3966 | 0.03092 | 406 | 275 | 101 | 30 |
204 | The dermatologist said he shouldn’t squeeze it. | 1.3960 | 0.03294 | 404 | 284 | 80 | 40 |
205 | his posture has improved, but his cholesterol is sky-high! | 1.3960 | 0.03082 | 404 | 273 | 102 | 29 |
206 | He also ordered a giant chicken, but we all know the egg comes first | 1.3960 | 0.03218 | 404 | 280 | 88 | 36 |
207 | I doubt his butt is warm enough. | 1.3955 | 0.03112 | 402 | 273 | 99 | 30 |
208 | So, George,...anything new? | 1.3951 | 0.03096 | 405 | 275 | 100 | 30 |
209 | I suppose it’s my fault for saying he never sees anything through. | 1.3950 | 0.03041 | 400 | 268 | 106 | 26 |
210 | It's the only chair he doesn't fall asleep in. | 1.3950 | 0.02999 | 400 | 266 | 110 | 24 |
211 | We don’t care as long as it’s healthy. | 1.3950 | 0.03041 | 400 | 268 | 106 | 26 |
212 | That’s the most parenting he’s done in 50 years. | 1.3940 | 0.03116 | 401 | 273 | 98 | 30 |
213 | We talked about the elephant in the room--now we have this. | 1.3935 | 0.03024 | 399 | 267 | 107 | 25 |
214 | These gender-reveal parties are really getting out of control. | 1.3934 | 0.03215 | 394 | 272 | 89 | 33 |
215 | How are you and Horton getting along these days? | 1.3929 | 0.03226 | 392 | 271 | 88 | 33 |
216 | I am the egg man. | 1.3929 | 0.03266 | 392 | 273 | 84 | 35 |
217 | I am so tired of omelets. | 1.3923 | 0.03048 | 390 | 261 | 105 | 24 |
218 | Every day we call. Every day, Guinness says "not yet". | 1.3918 | 0.03058 | 388 | 260 | 104 | 24 |
219 | He refuses to get a colonoscopy. | 1.3918 | 0.03329 | 388 | 273 | 78 | 37 |
220 | The museum catalog calls it mid-Jurassic modern. | 1.3918 | 0.03248 | 388 | 269 | 86 | 33 |
221 | He was sitting around warming the sofa all day anyway so I thought, hey, why not make him useful? | 1.3918 | 0.03037 | 388 | 259 | 106 | 23 |
222 | So much for Preparation H. | 1.3918 | 0.03228 | 388 | 268 | 88 | 32 |
223 | Harold loves his job at the zoo, but today he is working from home. | 1.3913 | 0.03127 | 391 | 266 | 97 | 28 |
224 | The doctor said it would go down eventually, but he still needs to use the cream. | 1.3912 | 0.03341 | 386 | 272 | 77 | 37 |
225 | My husband is a little egg centric. | 1.3912 | 0.03155 | 386 | 263 | 95 | 28 |
226 | The doctor said it is very common for one of them to be larger. | 1.3901 | 0.03366 | 382 | 270 | 75 | 37 |
227 | He said he's just keeping it warm until the elephant returns | 1.3895 | 0.03253 | 380 | 263 | 86 | 31 |
228 | He’s sulking because Guinness World Records isn’t interested. | 1.3883 | 0.03188 | 376 | 257 | 92 | 27 |
229 | We’ll wait until Easter to have the gender reveal party. | 1.3883 | 0.03188 | 376 | 257 | 92 | 27 |
230 | His expectations have always been somewhat unreal. | 1.3879 | 0.03081 | 379 | 255 | 101 | 23 |
231 | You know what? I think I'm going to pass on the omelette tonight. | 1.3877 | 0.03222 | 374 | 257 | 89 | 28 |
232 | I never thought he had it in him. | 1.3871 | 0.03278 | 372 | 258 | 84 | 30 |
233 | I don't think this is what your financial adviser meant by 'sitting on your nest egg.' | 1.3867 | 0.03147 | 375 | 258 | 91 | 26 |
234 | I got it on layaway. | 1.3865 | 0.03153 | 370 | 251 | 95 | 24 |
235 | You should have seen the last scheme he hatched! | 1.3865 | 0.03267 | 370 | 256 | 85 | 29 |
236 | George has always been the patient one in the family. | 1.3865 | 0.03176 | 370 | 252 | 93 | 25 |
237 | I wonder who the mother is? | 1.3865 | 0.03245 | 370 | 255 | 87 | 28 |
238 | We're lucky his job allows him to work from home | 1.3859 | 0.03093 | 368 | 247 | 100 | 21 |
239 | The longer it's been since Henry's death, the happier I am with my decision to have him mounted instead of cremated. | 1.3854 | 0.03326 | 371 | 260 | 79 | 32 |
240 | At least one of us is still producing eggs. | 1.3854 | 0.03052 | 371 | 248 | 103 | 20 |
241 | This happens when he sneezes after swallowing his chewing gum. | 1.3852 | 0.03358 | 366 | 257 | 77 | 32 |
242 | He's been trying to hatch that plan for weeks now. | 1.3846 | 0.03139 | 364 | 246 | 96 | 22 |
243 | Seems like this balloon idea is really solving your husband's flatulence problem. | 1.3846 | 0.03438 | 364 | 259 | 70 | 35 |
244 | We bought that on lay-away. | 1.3840 | 0.03406 | 362 | 256 | 73 | 33 |
245 | My therapist said it would help with the empty nester syndrome. | 1.3840 | 0.03198 | 362 | 247 | 91 | 24 |
246 | This happens every time he swallows gum. | 1.3833 | 0.03419 | 360 | 255 | 72 | 33 |
247 | Should I call a psychologist, or a chef? | 1.3833 | 0.03209 | 360 | 246 | 90 | 24 |
248 | I think he is overcompensating for something. | 1.3833 | 0.03257 | 360 | 248 | 86 | 26 |
249 | I raised our four kids practically on my own and now his maternal instinct kicks in? | 1.3827 | 0.03172 | 358 | 243 | 93 | 22 |
250 | He takes mansplaining to a whole new level. | 1.3827 | 0.03432 | 358 | 254 | 71 | 33 |
251 | Well, there was this hypnotist show on the cruise, and Herb insisted on being a volunteer...." | 1.3827 | 0.03316 | 358 | 249 | 81 | 28 |
252 | Rupert prefers a more tightly packed bean bag chair. | 1.3820 | 0.03281 | 356 | 246 | 84 | 26 |
253 | The doctor said he’s having an eggsistentialist crisis. | 1.3807 | 0.03449 | 352 | 249 | 70 | 32 |
254 | This is nothing. You should have seen him lay it. | 1.3800 | 0.03268 | 350 | 241 | 85 | 24 |
255 | Ed’s idea... He bought a “from Scratch” Turkey for Thanksgiving this year. Step 1 is to get the darn thing to hatch!... | 1.3796 | 0.03346 | 353 | 247 | 78 | 28 |
256 | It is a conversation starter, but it's not doing anything for Harold's lumbar. | 1.3796 | 0.03249 | 353 | 243 | 86 | 24 |
257 | He says it's Danish Postmodern. | 1.3793 | 0.03355 | 348 | 243 | 78 | 27 |
258 | But of course all we really want is for it to be normal. | 1.3793 | 0.03305 | 348 | 241 | 82 | 25 |
259 | It looked like a chair on the website. | 1.3793 | 0.03305 | 348 | 241 | 82 | 25 |
260 | Worst case scenario, I'll alert all the king's men. | 1.3782 | 0.03118 | 349 | 235 | 96 | 18 |
261 | Harold doesn’t trust the stock market. | 1.3779 | 0.03147 | 344 | 232 | 94 | 18 |
262 | I think he misunderstood when our accountant said we needed to build our nest egg. | 1.3779 | 0.03279 | 344 | 237 | 84 | 23 |
263 | His maternity leave actually covers this. | 1.3779 | 0.03279 | 344 | 237 | 84 | 23 |
264 | He found a loophole for paternity leave. | 1.3779 | 0.03253 | 344 | 236 | 86 | 22 |
265 | He says it will save us money on a home security system if he can get it to hatch. | 1.3775 | 0.03208 | 347 | 237 | 89 | 21 |
266 | If you think this is awkward, you should have seen him and the mother hen! | 1.3772 | 0.03265 | 342 | 235 | 85 | 22 |
267 | One moment he's happy and the next he's brooding. | 1.3772 | 0.03265 | 342 | 235 | 85 | 22 |
268 | He still won't admit that he laid an egg. | 1.3768 | 0.03220 | 345 | 236 | 88 | 21 |
269 | That's why you don't self-diagnose. For months we thought he just needed to fart. | 1.3761 | 0.03461 | 343 | 244 | 69 | 30 |
270 | It won’t be his first big idea that fails to hatch. | 1.3761 | 0.03361 | 343 | 240 | 77 | 26 |
271 | It’s so nice that Harold’s job at the incubator allows work from home | 1.3757 | 0.03181 | 338 | 229 | 91 | 18 |
272 | Ralph’s 401k has done well this year. | 1.3754 | 0.03270 | 341 | 235 | 84 | 22 |
273 | How big was the chicken? | 1.3754 | 0.03322 | 341 | 237 | 80 | 24 |
274 | He sees the proctologist tomorrow. | 1.3746 | 0.03228 | 339 | 232 | 87 | 20 |
275 | That's our retirement. | 1.3746 | 0.03201 | 339 | 231 | 89 | 19 |
276 | So, what did you do for Easter? | 1.3743 | 0.03369 | 334 | 233 | 77 | 24 |
277 | He says he can feel it kicking. | 1.3743 | 0.03176 | 334 | 228 | 88 | 18 |
278 | I no longer recall which came first. | 1.3734 | 0.03586 | 241 | 160 | 72 | 9 |
279 | Yes, but will he get up at 4 am to feed it? | 1.3731 | 0.03252 | 335 | 230 | 85 | 20 |
280 | something seems different in here, did you change the rug? | 1.3727 | 0.03228 | 330 | 230 | 81 | 19 |
281 | On the bright side, I no longer need an alarm clock." | 1.3720 | 0.03297 | 328 | 226 | 82 | 20 |
282 | Therapy helped Bob get out of his shell. | 1.3720 | 0.03212 | 328 | 223 | 88 | 17 |
283 | He falls off now and then but it keeps him busy. | 1.3720 | 0.03354 | 328 | 228 | 78 | 22 |
284 | Someone called him hen pecked and the rest is history | 1.3712 | 0.03164 | 326 | 220 | 91 | 15 |
285 | He keeps telling me he’s onto something. | 1.3704 | 0.03206 | 324 | 220 | 88 | 16 |
286 | It does make him look taller | 1.3704 | 0.03294 | 324 | 223 | 82 | 19 |
287 | I don't know. I still prefer the Ottoman. | 1.3704 | 0.03176 | 324 | 219 | 90 | 15 |
288 | He'll crack soon enough | 1.3704 | 0.03408 | 324 | 227 | 74 | 23 |
289 | I don't know. Started out as a bump on his butt. | 1.3700 | 0.03575 | 327 | 239 | 57 | 31 |
290 | You talk about weird, you should have been here when he laid it. | 1.3700 | 0.03302 | 327 | 226 | 81 | 20 |
291 | So...you're expecting? | 1.3700 | 0.03468 | 327 | 232 | 69 | 26 |
292 | We wanted to adopt a puppy but the wait list for an ostrich was much shorter. | 1.3696 | 0.03422 | 322 | 226 | 73 | 23 |
293 | He’s free range – mostly.” | 1.3692 | 0.03228 | 325 | 222 | 86 | 17 |
294 | Don’t mind him, he’s brooding. | 1.3692 | 0.03228 | 325 | 222 | 86 | 17 |
295 | There goes my husband, hatching another idea out of his ass. | 1.3692 | 0.03616 | 325 | 236 | 58 | 31 |
296 | Flatulence can't be cured, but it can be contained. | 1.3687 | 0.03575 | 320 | 230 | 62 | 28 |
297 | Sure, he's sitting on it now, but who do you think laid it? | 1.3687 | 0.03464 | 320 | 226 | 70 | 24 |
298 | I think he's suffering from empty nest syndrome. | 1.3687 | 0.03320 | 320 | 221 | 80 | 19 |
299 | Unfortunately, our nest egg is only big enough to support one of us. | 1.3687 | 0.03407 | 320 | 224 | 74 | 22 |
300 | He's more useful when he brings home the bacon. | 1.3684 | 0.03413 | 323 | 227 | 73 | 23 |
301 | He's no golden goose, either. | 1.3684 | 0.03240 | 323 | 221 | 85 | 17 |
302 | I told him not to have a cow and then this happened | 1.3679 | 0.03478 | 318 | 225 | 69 | 24 |
303 | You must feel a lot better now. | 1.3679 | 0.03392 | 318 | 222 | 75 | 21 |
304 | John stays at home while I bring home the bacon. | 1.3676 | 0.03398 | 321 | 225 | 74 | 22 |
305 | So it hatches, then what? | 1.3676 | 0.03130 | 321 | 221 | 85 | 15 |
306 | Oh don’t egg him on, Mildred. He already thinks he rules the roost. | 1.3676 | 0.03398 | 321 | 225 | 74 | 22 |
307 | He's always been nurturing. | 1.3676 | 0.03340 | 321 | 223 | 78 | 20 |
308 | That’s where most of his thought balloons come from. | 1.3676 | 0.03700 | 321 | 236 | 52 | 33 |
309 | Does it recline? | 1.3676 | 0.03427 | 321 | 226 | 72 | 23 |
310 | Have you thought about daycare, yet? | 1.3671 | 0.03493 | 316 | 224 | 68 | 24 |
311 | Well George, that's what you get for marrying Big Bird. | 1.3668 | 0.03441 | 319 | 225 | 71 | 23 |
312 | Then he screamed, 'Don't ever tell me again that a man couldn't endure the pain of childbirth!' | 1.3668 | 0.03172 | 319 | 216 | 89 | 14 |
313 | I warned him he was overdoing the calcium supplements. | 1.3659 | 0.03215 | 317 | 216 | 86 | 15 |
314 | Over filled the bean bag I see. | 1.3659 | 0.03455 | 317 | 224 | 70 | 23 |
315 | So, who came first? | 1.3659 | 0.03512 | 317 | 226 | 66 | 25 |
316 | I think Ted will have a harder time when we’re empty nesters. | 1.3659 | 0.03512 | 317 | 226 | 66 | 25 |
317 | Wow. The musta hurt. | 1.3659 | 0.03152 | 317 | 214 | 90 | 13 |
318 | I told him to grow a pair. He's doing it one at a time | 1.3659 | 0.03483 | 317 | 225 | 68 | 24 |
319 | He just slides off. Getting up there is another thing entirely. | 1.3651 | 0.03320 | 315 | 218 | 79 | 18 |
320 | Ed believes the man should have a bigger role during the pregnancy. | 1.3651 | 0.03289 | 315 | 217 | 81 | 17 |
321 | He trusts neither the King’s horses or the King’s men. | 1.3647 | 0.03494 | 255 | 172 | 73 | 10 |
322 | He's hatching an exit strategy for Donald Trump. | 1.3645 | 0.03416 | 310 | 217 | 73 | 20 |
323 | It might be a little early, but I think we should adress the dinosaur in the room. | 1.3645 | 0.03386 | 310 | 216 | 75 | 19 |
324 | It looked a lot different in the catalog. | 1.3645 | 0.03195 | 310 | 210 | 87 | 13 |
325 | He gave up being a couch potato. | 1.3636 | 0.03461 | 308 | 217 | 70 | 21 |
326 | In some species, men wash the dishes, too. | 1.3636 | 0.03522 | 308 | 222 | 63 | 23 |
327 | Murray, before you get too comfortable, would you please pass Mildred a biscuit. | 1.3636 | 0.03399 | 308 | 215 | 74 | 19 |
328 | Sometimes a fart is not really a fart. | 1.3636 | 0.03552 | 308 | 220 | 64 | 24 |
329 | Yeah? Talk to me when you've pushed out twins. | 1.3636 | 0.03552 | 308 | 220 | 64 | 24 |
330 | And then he said: “well if I'm not getting laid, at least something should” | 1.3633 | 0.03423 | 311 | 229 | 52 | 28 |
331 | He says this is the only way he gets laid these days. | 1.3627 | 0.03445 | 306 | 218 | 65 | 22 |
332 | Your 3 minutes are up. | 1.3627 | 0.03567 | 306 | 219 | 63 | 24 |
333 | It started with him pecking at his food. | 1.3627 | 0.03219 | 306 | 208 | 85 | 13 |
334 | I don't have the heart to tell him it's petrified." | 1.3627 | 0.03445 | 306 | 215 | 71 | 20 |
335 | Plus, it's great for his core. | 1.3621 | 0.03706 | 232 | 158 | 64 | 10 |
336 | George is a chick magnet. | 1.3618 | 0.03521 | 304 | 216 | 66 | 22 |
337 | You know she's using you, right? | 1.3609 | 0.03567 | 302 | 216 | 63 | 23 |
338 | I told you that Horton was a bird-brain, but you married him anyway. | 1.3609 | 0.03536 | 302 | 215 | 65 | 22 |
339 | He does this when he's feeling henpecked. | 1.3609 | 0.03473 | 302 | 213 | 69 | 20 |
340 | How he does it fully clothed I’ll never know. | 1.3603 | 0.03512 | 297 | 210 | 67 | 20 |
341 | He's still hung up on the Hatch Act! | 1.3603 | 0.03447 | 297 | 208 | 71 | 18 |
342 | I put Humpty Dumpty together again | 1.3603 | 0.03243 | 297 | 202 | 83 | 12 |
343 | It started as gas pains. | 1.3603 | 0.03118 | 297 | 211 | 70 | 15 |
344 | With all the crazy ups and downs, we decided to sit on our assets.” | 1.3603 | 0.03346 | 297 | 205 | 77 | 15 |
345 | Empty nest syndrome. | 1.3603 | 0.03243 | 297 | 202 | 83 | 12 |
346 | The catalog called it "The Single Bean Bean-Bag Chair" | 1.3603 | 0.03414 | 297 | 207 | 73 | 17 |
347 | We bought it at the MOMA store. | 1.3600 | 0.03324 | 300 | 207 | 78 | 15 |
348 | Well, he had to give some reason for paternity leave. | 1.3600 | 0.03358 | 300 | 208 | 76 | 16 |
349 | The ostrich stepped out for a pack of cigarettes a week ago. I doubt it even smokes. | 1.3600 | 0.03391 | 300 | 209 | 74 | 17 |
350 | It’s his way of telling me he wants to get laid. | 1.3600 | 0.03456 | 300 | 211 | 70 | 19 |
351 | Stanley volunteers at the Audubon Society. | 1.3600 | 0.03324 | 300 | 216 | 62 | 21 |
352 | Herb should really have that polyp removed. | 1.3600 | 0.03644 | 300 | 217 | 58 | 25 |
353 | Myron just watched "March of the Penguins" again. | 1.3593 | 0.03360 | 295 | 204 | 76 | 15 |
354 | I thought by this time we'd be empty nesters. | 1.3593 | 0.03220 | 295 | 200 | 84 | 11 |
355 | See, Cheryl? I told you we had a sizable nest egg. | 1.3593 | 0.03495 | 295 | 208 | 68 | 19 |
356 | He came first, trust me. | 1.3593 | 0.03495 | 295 | 208 | 68 | 19 |
357 | Just because you can lay an egg doesn't mean you're invited to our hen party. | 1.3591 | 0.03535 | 298 | 212 | 65 | 21 |
358 | I said, ‘Show me you can be nurturing,’ and this is what I get. | 1.3590 | 0.03611 | 273 | 192 | 64 | 17 |
359 | When are you due? | 1.3584 | 0.03339 | 293 | 202 | 77 | 14 |
360 | Before Walter retired all he could talk about was the size of our next egg. | 1.3584 | 0.03509 | 293 | 207 | 67 | 19 |
361 | I thought you two were empty nesters. | 1.3584 | 0.03304 | 293 | 201 | 79 | 13 |
362 | ‘Tough guy over there began demanding the epidural at twelve weeks.’ | 1.3584 | 0.03543 | 293 | 208 | 65 | 20 |
363 | I can't remember which came first. Irving, or the egg? | 1.3584 | 0.03509 | 293 | 207 | 67 | 19 |
364 | He tells me he is just 'hatching a plan,' but I can't shake the feeling that he cheated on me. | 1.3584 | 0.03543 | 293 | 208 | 65 | 20 |
365 | He got a convertible and then a tattoo, so I worried 'new chick' meant something else. | 1.3581 | 0.03614 | 296 | 213 | 60 | 23 |
366 | I keep telling him 'It doesn't matter how big the egg is, people will still notice that you're bald'. You think he listens to me? | 1.3581 | 0.03385 | 296 | 206 | 74 | 16 |
367 | If I have to walk on 'em, he can sit on 'em. | 1.3574 | 0.03624 | 291 | 209 | 60 | 22 |
368 | We should NEVER have moved to the country | 1.3574 | 0.03281 | 291 | 199 | 80 | 12 |
369 | We take turns, but he has the warmer bottom. | 1.3574 | 0.03352 | 291 | 203 | 73 | 15 |
370 | Just lance it Murray | 1.3574 | 0.03525 | 291 | 211 | 57 | 22 |
371 | Did you get a haircut? | 1.3574 | 0.03525 | 291 | 206 | 66 | 19 |
372 | I would complain, but we need the eggs. | 1.3574 | 0.03525 | 291 | 206 | 66 | 19 |
373 | He’s always been a sucker for Danish design.” | 1.3564 | 0.03436 | 289 | 202 | 71 | 16 |
374 | Sure, but who do you think is going to end up feeding and walking it? | 1.3559 | 0.03692 | 222 | 151 | 63 | 8 |
375 | Clearly he's confused about this retirement nest egg thing | 1.3544 | 0.03320 | 285 | 196 | 77 | 12 |
376 | Yes, Mother. Horton and I are still trying. | 1.3544 | 0.03501 | 285 | 201 | 67 | 17 |
377 | Hey, I'm not the one who got that chick pregnant. He has to take responsibility. | 1.3544 | 0.03466 | 285 | 200 | 69 | 16 |
378 | Yesterday, he lactated-- now this. | 1.3542 | 0.03545 | 288 | 205 | 64 | 19 |
379 | You’re becoming a member of a co-op, not a coop! | 1.3542 | 0.03545 | 288 | 205 | 64 | 19 |
380 | It keeps him occupied, so I'm good with that. | 1.3534 | 0.03480 | 283 | 199 | 68 | 16 |
381 | You tell them to run to the store for large eggs and this happens. | 1.3534 | 0.03724 | 283 | 206 | 54 | 23 |
382 | Finding an end table has been a problem. | 1.3531 | 0.03526 | 286 | 203 | 65 | 18 |
383 | Our Australian vacation would have been perfect if he hadn’t gotten that thing through Customs. | 1.3531 | 0.03491 | 286 | 202 | 67 | 17 |
384 | Ignore him, he's always hatching something. | 1.3531 | 0.03456 | 286 | 201 | 69 | 16 |
385 | It's his retirement project. He liked the zoo so I said maybe they're looking for volunteers. | 1.3531 | 0.03420 | 286 | 200 | 71 | 15 |
386 | Hatch it? It was all he could do to lay it. | 1.3531 | 0.03384 | 286 | 199 | 73 | 14 |
387 | He thinks he's a real chick magnet. | 1.3531 | 0.03420 | 286 | 200 | 71 | 15 |
388 | He never listens. I told him cage free AND non-GMO. | 1.3523 | 0.03567 | 281 | 200 | 63 | 18 |
389 | Yes, Melvin, that egg does make your butt look small. | 1.3523 | 0.03567 | 281 | 202 | 60 | 19 |
390 | Our son is transiting into a bird, we're very supportive | 1.3521 | 0.03541 | 284 | 202 | 64 | 18 |
391 | You know, at my previous psychiatrist's office, each patient had a private waiting area. | 1.3513 | 0.03793 | 279 | 205 | 50 | 24 |
392 | It's my fault. I told him to go lay an egg. | 1.3511 | 0.03485 | 282 | 199 | 67 | 16 |
393 | He's hatching another cockamamie argument against the deep state. | 1.3511 | 0.03696 | 282 | 205 | 55 | 22 |
394 | I laid it. The least he can do is sit on it. | 1.3511 | 0.03375 | 282 | 196 | 73 | 13 |
395 | I don't have the heart to tell him I already hard-boiled it. | 1.3511 | 0.03730 | 282 | 206 | 53 | 23 |
396 | Of course he does what she says... have you SEEN the size of that chicken?! | 1.3511 | 0.03627 | 282 | 203 | 59 | 20 |
397 | I told you it was enlarged. | 1.3511 | 0.03764 | 282 | 207 | 51 | 24 |
398 | He's having trouble with the empty nest thing. | 1.3511 | 0.03485 | 282 | 199 | 67 | 16 |
399 | It’s ironic. Now that he’s come out of his shell, he just sits all day. | 1.3511 | 0.03449 | 282 | 198 | 69 | 15 |
400 | He says it was the worst colonoscopy he has ever eggsperienced. | 1.3511 | 0.03662 | 282 | 204 | 57 | 21 |
401 | Joe keeps a close eye on our nest egg | 1.3511 | 0.03222 | 282 | 192 | 81 | 9 |
402 | Of course, then there’s the cholesterol. | 1.3510 | 0.04014 | 208 | 146 | 51 | 11 |
403 | Harold's hatching his new retirement plan. | 1.3502 | 0.03413 | 277 | 193 | 71 | 13 |
404 | This must be the part of raising dragons that no one talks about. | 1.3502 | 0.03563 | 277 | 197 | 63 | 17 |
405 | So you found it on ‘goop’? | 1.3500 | 0.03426 | 280 | 196 | 70 | 14 |
406 | I like it. It's modern. | 1.3500 | 0.03389 | 280 | 195 | 72 | 13 |
407 | Ever since he retired, Jim is so protective of our nest egg. | 1.3500 | 0.03643 | 280 | 202 | 58 | 20 |
408 | Our original plan for a nest egg fell through. | 1.3500 | 0.03500 | 280 | 198 | 66 | 16 |
409 | Norton promised my sister Mayzie to watch it while she went to the store and we haven't seen her since. | 1.3491 | 0.03349 | 275 | 190 | 74 | 11 |
410 | These days it's not enough just to bring home the bacon. | 1.3491 | 0.03578 | 275 | 196 | 62 | 17 |
411 | We couldn’t trust a pension fund to look after our nest egg. | 1.3491 | 0.03541 | 275 | 195 | 64 | 16 |
412 | I'll bring his ladder back when he admits he was wrong. | 1.3491 | 0.03578 | 275 | 199 | 58 | 18 |
413 | When he falls asleep, let's poach it. | 1.3491 | 0.03652 | 275 | 198 | 58 | 19 |
414 | Let him take it easy now, the real work will start when it hatches. | 1.3491 | 0.03541 | 275 | 195 | 64 | 16 |
415 | I hate to say it but I think he's about to crack | 1.3491 | 0.03578 | 275 | 196 | 62 | 17 |
416 | He misunderstood and purchased it from a site called The Amazon. | 1.3491 | 0.03688 | 275 | 199 | 56 | 20 |
417 | One egg is an ouef | 1.3481 | 0.03697 | 270 | 195 | 56 | 19 |
418 | Host your own start-up incubator from home!" the infomercial said | 1.3470 | 0.03677 | 268 | 193 | 57 | 18 |
419 | Itch, Pain, Swelling, these words mean nothing to my Howard. | 1.3470 | 0.03752 | 268 | 195 | 53 | 20 |
420 | Actually, the egg came first. | 1.3470 | 0.03677 | 268 | 193 | 57 | 18 |
421 | That's why I'm a widow. When Harry's hatched, it ate him. | 1.3470 | 0.03677 | 268 | 193 | 57 | 18 |
422 | I've told Harold time and again, "Don't swallow your bubble gum before you eat beans." | 1.3470 | 0.03789 | 268 | 196 | 51 | 21 |
423 | For years I've told you eating bubble gum would catch up with you. | 1.3470 | 0.03714 | 268 | 194 | 55 | 19 |
424 | He’s impossible when he’s roosting. | 1.3470 | 0.03359 | 268 | 185 | 73 | 10 |
425 | March of the Penguins really changed Harry’s sense of self. | 1.3470 | 0.03521 | 268 | 189 | 65 | 14 |
426 | All men George's age have some minor prostate issues. | 1.3470 | 0.03600 | 268 | 193 | 58 | 17 |
427 | So Emily, which came first, the husband or the egg? | 1.3470 | 0.03714 | 268 | 194 | 55 | 19 |
428 | I get it Herb, no new furniture...no touching the nest egg; Don't be so dramatic. | 1.3469 | 0.03534 | 271 | 194 | 61 | 16 |
429 | He says Moroccan ostrich, I say Mid-Century modern. | 1.3459 | 0.03694 | 266 | 192 | 56 | 18 |
430 | Well, there goes my dream of being an empty nester. | 1.3459 | 0.03655 | 266 | 191 | 58 | 17 |
431 | Would it be insensitive to bring out the frittata now? | 1.3459 | 0.03537 | 266 | 188 | 64 | 14 |
432 | We warned you about swallowing your chewing gum! | 1.3459 | 0.03694 | 266 | 192 | 56 | 18 |
433 | He's determined for this one not to hate him. | 1.3459 | 0.03577 | 266 | 189 | 62 | 15 |
434 | George identifies as Avian now. | 1.3459 | 0.03655 | 266 | 191 | 58 | 17 |
435 | He's never been the same since he had bird flu. | 1.3447 | 0.03471 | 264 | 185 | 67 | 12 |
436 | We were going to go with brown, but it was more expensive | 1.3435 | 0.03609 | 262 | 187 | 60 | 15 |
437 | I suggested he find a hobby combining his habit of dwelling on the past with his love of sitting around all day. | 1.3435 | 0.03650 | 262 | 188 | 58 | 16 |
438 | I say we just turn up the heat and go to bed. | 1.3426 | 0.03627 | 251 | 178 | 60 | 13 |
439 | He’s been broody ever since Trump got elected. | 1.3423 | 0.03667 | 260 | 187 | 57 | 16 |
440 | No gender reveal yet. The candling is Tuesday at 11:00. | 1.3423 | 0.03543 | 260 | 184 | 63 | 13 |
441 | Whatever you do, don’t mention his inflamed testicle. | 1.3423 | 0.03786 | 260 | 190 | 51 | 19 |
442 | Oh that’s nothing. He’s started to practice regurgitating his food. | 1.3423 | 0.03585 | 260 | 185 | 61 | 14 |
443 | Your nest egg. Really? | 1.3411 | 0.03601 | 258 | 184 | 60 | 14 |
444 | At least we finally agree on the thermostat. | 1.3411 | 0.03429 | 258 | 184 | 62 | 12 |
445 | If you ask me, I think the people at Ikea have pushed the envelope a little too far." | 1.3411 | 0.03516 | 258 | 182 | 64 | 12 |
446 | I take it you're hatching something big. | 1.3411 | 0.03516 | 258 | 182 | 64 | 12 |
447 | Well atleast one of us is getting laid. | 1.3411 | 0.03922 | 258 | 192 | 44 | 22 |
448 | It's Swedish. | 1.3411 | 0.03805 | 258 | 189 | 50 | 19 |
449 | Stan’s therapist diagnosed it as Ovoidant Personality Disorder. | 1.3411 | 0.03725 | 258 | 187 | 54 | 17 |
450 | If it doesn't work out, will be having omelettes for the rest of the year. | 1.3411 | 0.03516 | 258 | 182 | 64 | 12 |
451 | It all started with a small anal itch. | 1.3411 | 0.03725 | 258 | 187 | 54 | 17 |
452 | He’s been on it a month already—and nothing! | 1.3411 | 0.03407 | 258 | 184 | 62 | 12 |
453 | Of course because HE is doing it, everyone is going to be impressed. | 1.3411 | 0.03601 | 258 | 184 | 60 | 14 |
454 | So the doctor says it benign? | 1.3411 | 0.03765 | 258 | 188 | 52 | 18 |
455 | And he calls ME the mother hen. | 1.3411 | 0.03684 | 258 | 186 | 56 | 16 |
456 | You’re lucky, my husband took up woodworking. | 1.3410 | 0.03614 | 261 | 187 | 59 | 15 |
457 | One small step for man, one big step for womankind | 1.3410 | 0.03695 | 261 | 189 | 54 | 17 |
458 | Surrogacy wasn't for us, in vitro didn't work, and we just sort of ended up here. | 1.3410 | 0.03655 | 261 | 188 | 57 | 16 |
459 | When you said ' your husband was on the ball', I had something entirely different in mind. | 1.3398 | 0.03618 | 256 | 183 | 59 | 14 |
460 | 401K or IRA? | 1.3398 | 0.03488 | 256 | 180 | 65 | 11 |
461 | If it’s another one of him, I’m leaving. | 1.3398 | 0.03823 | 256 | 188 | 49 | 19 |
462 | 'Our lives haven't been the same since 'March of the Penguins.'" | 1.3398 | 0.03618 | 256 | 183 | 59 | 14 |
463 | Stanley's publisher said his last novel laid an egg. Now he's trying to hatch a new plot. | 1.3398 | 0.03532 | 256 | 181 | 63 | 12 |
464 | Well, that's one way to blow up a balloon. | 1.3398 | 0.04057 | 256 | 194 | 37 | 25 |
465 | This is how he’s coping with empty nest syndrome. | 1.3398 | 0.03743 | 256 | 186 | 53 | 17 |
466 | I've told Harold that it's a hemorrhoid but he just pretends that it's not there. | 1.3398 | 0.03823 | 256 | 188 | 49 | 19 |
467 | Every time I ask him for a little help around the house, he says he's too busy. | 1.3387 | 0.03558 | 248 | 175 | 62 | 11 |
468 | What kills me is that I couldn’t even get him to change a diaper. | 1.3386 | 0.03548 | 254 | 180 | 62 | 12 |
469 | It's hard to explain Ethel, but it gives me great pleasure knowing there's just one other person in the whole world who can blow it out his ass like Willard. | 1.3386 | 0.03843 | 254 | 187 | 48 | 19 |
470 | Leonard thought birdwatching was too passive. | 1.3373 | 0.03637 | 249 | 178 | 58 | 13 |
471 | Malcolm has always been the quiet, brooding sort. | 1.3373 | 0.03637 | 249 | 178 | 58 | 13 |
472 | At least it's benign. | 1.3373 | 0.03725 | 249 | 180 | 54 | 15 |
473 | Looks like the Preparation H didn't work. | 1.3373 | 0.03725 | 249 | 180 | 54 | 15 |
474 | He always got Grade A in school too. | 1.3373 | 0.03737 | 252 | 183 | 53 | 16 |
475 | It's on loan from the MOMA | 1.3373 | 0.03651 | 252 | 181 | 57 | 14 |
476 | Yeah, we don't need that mansplained either. | 1.3373 | 0.03862 | 252 | 186 | 47 | 19 |
477 | He thought I said “rest egg.” | 1.3373 | 0.03428 | 252 | 176 | 67 | 9 |
478 | Harold's family has reproduced this way for generations. | 1.3360 | 0.03830 | 247 | 181 | 49 | 17 |
479 | Retirement has been fine... Phillip is very protective of our nest egg. | 1.3360 | 0.03743 | 247 | 182 | 49 | 16 |
480 | So how long are you getting for paternity leave? | 1.3360 | 0.03743 | 247 | 181 | 50 | 16 |
481 | He just lays there all day. | 1.3360 | 0.03608 | 247 | 175 | 59 | 12 |
482 | He's waiting for confirmation from 23andMe." | 1.3360 | 0.03608 | 247 | 176 | 59 | 12 |
483 | I have a referral for a great proctologist. | 1.3360 | 0.03698 | 247 | 178 | 55 | 14 |
484 | You're brooding again, Frank. | 1.3360 | 0.03743 | 247 | 179 | 53 | 15 |
485 | He has an appointment Tuesday to get it lanced. | 1.3360 | 0.04039 | 247 | 186 | 39 | 22 |
486 | Don't ask about his 401k. | 1.3360 | 0.03698 | 247 | 178 | 55 | 14 |
487 | How long did she say she'd be gone? | 1.3360 | 0.03830 | 247 | 181 | 49 | 17 |
488 | What egg? | 1.3360 | 0.03562 | 247 | 175 | 61 | 11 |
489 | the doctor called it 'empty nest syndrome' | 1.3360 | 0.03608 | 247 | 176 | 59 | 12 |
490 | Ever since the recession, Stanley has been very worried about losing his nest-egg. | 1.3360 | 0.03743 | 247 | 179 | 53 | 15 |
491 | Bill, I really don't think you can put off a prostate exam any longer. | 1.3360 | 0.03698 | 247 | 178 | 55 | 14 |
492 | I told him, if you're going to retire, you need a hobby. | 1.3360 | 0.03373 | 247 | 171 | 69 | 7 |
493 | Don't ask, please don't ask. | 1.3360 | 0.03608 | 247 | 176 | 59 | 12 |
494 | Once new Harold hatches, he kills and eats old Harold. Then he puts on old Harold's clothes, and then it's just Harold. Aside from that, he's pretty normal. | 1.3360 | 0.03712 | 250 | 181 | 54 | 15 |
495 | You think hatching it is hard.?.I had to lay the damn thing | 1.3347 | 0.03996 | 236 | 175 | 43 | 18 |
496 | Besides the obvious questions - how did you get up there? | 1.3347 | 0.03811 | 236 | 171 | 51 | 14 |
497 | You’ve always preferred the nurturing type. | 1.3347 | 0.03579 | 245 | 174 | 60 | 11 |
498 | Which comes first, the pterodactyl or the divorce. | 1.3347 | 0.03805 | 245 | 179 | 50 | 16 |
499 | That’s un oef, Bob! | 1.3347 | 0.03625 | 245 | 175 | 58 | 12 |
500 | You are in violation of the Hatch Act! | 1.3347 | 0.03648 | 245 | 178 | 53 | 14 |
501 | He wants to be an egghead but he's got it ass backwards. | 1.3347 | 0.03849 | 245 | 180 | 48 | 17 |
502 | Frank, this better not be another one of those crazy schemes you are hatching! | 1.3347 | 0.03761 | 245 | 178 | 52 | 15 |
503 | He's been trying to hatch an original idea. Nothing yet. | 1.3347 | 0.03892 | 245 | 181 | 46 | 18 |
504 | His chiropractor recommended it, though I'm not sure it's all it's cracked up to be. | 1.3333 | 0.03734 | 243 | 176 | 53 | 14 |
505 | George refuses to become an empty nester | 1.3333 | 0.03779 | 243 | 177 | 51 | 15 |
506 | You're no spring chicken, Harold. | 1.3333 | 0.03499 | 243 | 171 | 63 | 9 |
507 | I don't care where he got it...if it hatches, he's raising it | 1.3333 | 0.03824 | 243 | 178 | 49 | 16 |
508 | He's finally coming out of his shell. | 1.3333 | 0.03824 | 243 | 178 | 49 | 16 |
509 | Harold is inordinately proud of his nest egg. | 1.3333 | 0.03595 | 243 | 173 | 59 | 11 |
510 | Sure, he got fired from Jurassic Park, but he got a hell of a severance package. | 1.3333 | 0.03688 | 243 | 175 | 55 | 13 |
511 | I don’t mind the prospect of a new pet, I just can’t stand all this brooding. | 1.3333 | 0.03688 | 243 | 175 | 55 | 13 |
512 | I just hope it’s not twins. | 1.3320 | 0.03676 | 244 | 176 | 55 | 13 |
513 | George doesn't like to talk about his haemorrhoid | 1.3320 | 0.03766 | 244 | 178 | 51 | 15 |
514 | Would you believe we still had to assemble it? | 1.3320 | 0.03811 | 244 | 179 | 49 | 16 |
515 | We'll invite you to the genus reveal party. | 1.3320 | 0.03721 | 244 | 177 | 53 | 14 |
516 | For Pete's sake, just go ahead and count them. | 1.3320 | 0.03721 | 244 | 177 | 53 | 14 |
517 | All these years he talked about this "nest egg." I thought it would have led to more travel. | 1.3320 | 0.03659 | 241 | 173 | 56 | 12 |
518 | Really helps stabilize the core, | 1.3320 | 0.03659 | 241 | 173 | 56 | 12 |
519 | He won't say whether it's an empty nest-egg or an empty-nest egg. | 1.3320 | 0.03798 | 241 | 176 | 50 | 15 |
520 | Since he retired all he does is look after the nest egg | 1.3320 | 0.03706 | 241 | 174 | 54 | 13 |
521 | The way that ostrich looked at him I had to believe her. On the up side he hasn’t cheated since! | 1.3320 | 0.03706 | 241 | 174 | 54 | 13 |
522 | He was tired of losing the remote in the cushions. | 1.3320 | 0.03843 | 241 | 177 | 48 | 16 |
523 | He insisted on a fresh turkey this year. | 1.3305 | 0.03724 | 239 | 178 | 47 | 14 |
524 | Believe it or not, our oldest was born this way. | 1.3305 | 0.03677 | 239 | 172 | 55 | 12 |
525 | Ever since we went to Antarctica, he's been taking on more household responsibilities. | 1.3305 | 0.03817 | 239 | 175 | 49 | 15 |
526 | I can't put my finger on it, Barb, but I think there's something different about Tom." | 1.3305 | 0.03817 | 239 | 175 | 49 | 15 |
527 | Nurturing stray kittens wasn’t enough for him. | 1.3305 | 0.03677 | 239 | 174 | 52 | 13 |
528 | Herb, that's the worst case of hemorrhoids I've ever seen. | 1.3291 | 0.03974 | 237 | 177 | 42 | 18 |
529 | I wish he'd go back to brooding about Donald Trump. | 1.3291 | 0.03596 | 237 | 169 | 58 | 10 |
530 | He retired and took a lump sum distribution. | 1.3291 | 0.03694 | 237 | 171 | 54 | 12 |
531 | Wait 'til he finds out who the father is! | 1.3291 | 0.03974 | 237 | 177 | 42 | 18 |
532 | he really wants to mess with the landlord because of the no dog rule | 1.3291 | 0.03596 | 237 | 169 | 58 | 10 |
533 | Honestly, I can't remember which came first. | 1.3291 | 0.03837 | 237 | 174 | 48 | 15 |
534 | The list said "jumbo egg carton," not "jumbo egg cartoon." | 1.3291 | 0.03883 | 237 | 175 | 46 | 16 |
535 | Good grief, Ethel, what's he hatching up now? | 1.3291 | 0.03645 | 237 | 170 | 56 | 11 |
536 | He found it at Costco. | 1.3291 | 0.03837 | 237 | 174 | 48 | 15 |
537 | We always wanted grandkids. This is the best we could do | 1.3291 | 0.03883 | 237 | 175 | 46 | 16 |
538 | A mother's instinct says it's not fertilized. But will he listen? | 1.3291 | 0.03645 | 237 | 170 | 56 | 11 |
539 | My hemorrhoids were worse than that. | 1.3291 | 0.03929 | 237 | 176 | 44 | 17 |
540 | I can't understand how he can look so comfortable given the location of the neck of the lightbulb | 1.3291 | 0.03790 | 237 | 173 | 50 | 14 |
541 | As you might imagine, our cholesterol levels are at Defcon 1. | 1.3291 | 0.03694 | 237 | 171 | 54 | 12 |
542 | Fine, I'll stay for the intervention. But when you said he's 'on crack,' I had something totally different in mind. | 1.3291 | 0.03523 | 234 | 165 | 61 | 8 |
543 | Blowing it up's not that hard, it's tying the knot which takes years to master. | 1.3277 | 0.03613 | 235 | 168 | 57 | 10 |
544 | Why don't you just turn the heat up? | 1.3277 | 0.03903 | 235 | 174 | 45 | 16 |
545 | Darling, that's not a chair. That's art. | 1.3277 | 0.03995 | 235 | 176 | 41 | 18 |
546 | He takes his brooding seriously. | 1.3276 | 0.03293 | 232 | 167 | 57 | 8 |
547 | He's hoping to hatch a recliner with vibrating massage and dual cup holders. | 1.3276 | 0.03890 | 232 | 171 | 46 | 15 |
548 | Ok boomer. | 1.3276 | 0.03793 | 232 | 169 | 50 | 13 |
549 | Did you get that at MOMA? | 1.3276 | 0.03842 | 232 | 170 | 48 | 14 |
550 | We're having the species reveal party on Saturday. | 1.3276 | 0.03642 | 232 | 166 | 56 | 10 |
551 | Carl thinks it’s a recliner, but I’m hoping for a glider rocker. | 1.3261 | 0.03862 | 230 | 169 | 47 | 14 |
552 | He’s trying to get in touch with his feminine side. | 1.3261 | 0.03501 | 230 | 162 | 61 | 7 |
553 | Retirement could prove interesting after all. | 1.3261 | 0.03660 | 230 | 165 | 55 | 10 |
554 | Carl, when we suggested you go out and get yourself laid, we didn’t mean... This!? | 1.3261 | 0.04100 | 230 | 174 | 37 | 19 |
555 | I love that you still do things the old-fashioned way | 1.3261 | 0.03554 | 230 | 163 | 59 | 8 |
556 | You should have heard him scream when he laid it. | 1.3261 | 0.03959 | 230 | 171 | 43 | 16 |
557 | Trust me that's the only laying he's doing these days. | 1.3261 | 0.03762 | 230 | 167 | 51 | 12 |
558 | I told him a million times to stop swallowing his gum. | 1.3261 | 0.04006 | 230 | 172 | 41 | 17 |
559 | "'March of the Penguins' had a big effect on him." | 1.3261 | 0.03762 | 230 | 167 | 51 | 12 |
560 | He's grown our nestegg quite a bit. I don't ask questions. | 1.3261 | 0.03762 | 230 | 167 | 51 | 12 |
561 | It's what happens when you tell a Virgo he needs more balance in his life. | 1.3261 | 0.03762 | 230 | 167 | 51 | 12 |
562 | He believes he is onto something big. | 1.3261 | 0.03959 | 230 | 171 | 43 | 16 |
563 | I laid it. He can hatch it. | 1.3261 | 0.03711 | 230 | 166 | 53 | 11 |
564 | What scheme are you hatching now? | 1.3261 | 0.03862 | 230 | 169 | 47 | 14 |
565 | We just weren't comfortable with having a surrogate | 1.3261 | 0.03862 | 230 | 169 | 47 | 14 |
566 | He just couldn't handle being an empty-nester. | 1.3261 | 0.03711 | 230 | 166 | 53 | 11 |
567 | Well, I sat on the first two. | 1.3247 | 0.03798 | 231 | 169 | 49 | 13 |
568 | At least he's finally thinking about reproductive rights | 1.3247 | 0.03847 | 231 | 170 | 47 | 14 |
569 | You think this is odd? You shoulda seen where it came from. | 1.3247 | 0.03896 | 231 | 171 | 45 | 15 |
570 | Do you compost the shell? | 1.3247 | 0.03992 | 231 | 173 | 41 | 17 |
571 | At some point you have to just let the kid hatch and make his own decisions. | 1.3247 | 0.03698 | 231 | 167 | 53 | 11 |
572 | I’ve been calling him a dodo for so long, he finally believes it. | 1.3247 | 0.03542 | 231 | 164 | 59 | 8 |
573 | He was really struggling with empty nest syndrome | 1.3246 | 0.03677 | 228 | 164 | 54 | 10 |
574 | The kids thought he needed a pet... I think they’re trying to keep him off of Facebook. | 1.3246 | 0.03781 | 228 | 166 | 50 | 12 |
575 | Harold thinks this is the hard part. | 1.3246 | 0.03882 | 228 | 168 | 46 | 14 |
576 | He really is a dinosaur. | 1.3246 | 0.03677 | 228 | 164 | 54 | 10 |
577 | That's IKEA, right?" | 1.3246 | 0.04076 | 228 | 172 | 38 | 18 |
578 | It’s your classic, midlife, eggistential crisis. | 1.3246 | 0.03781 | 228 | 166 | 50 | 12 |
579 | He was very inspired by March of the Penguins. | 1.3246 | 0.03729 | 228 | 165 | 52 | 11 |
580 | if I've told him once I've told him a million times... you've got to take your hemorrhoidal cream. | 1.3246 | 0.03980 | 228 | 170 | 42 | 16 |
581 | Tell me again who said you couldn't put him back together! | 1.3246 | 0.03980 | 228 | 170 | 42 | 16 |
582 | If you must know, he came first. | 1.3246 | 0.03931 | 228 | 169 | 44 | 15 |
583 | Please don't egg him on, Frances. | 1.3246 | 0.03832 | 228 | 167 | 48 | 13 |
584 | Walter, I really think it's time to see a doctor. | 1.3246 | 0.04216 | 228 | 175 | 32 | 21 |
585 | I don't think this is a healthy solution to your empty nest syndrome. | 1.3246 | 0.03571 | 228 | 162 | 58 | 8 |
586 | You should have seen him lay the darn thing! | 1.3246 | 0.04028 | 228 | 171 | 40 | 17 |
587 | Last week's gender reveal party was a wreck. | 1.3246 | 0.03677 | 228 | 164 | 54 | 10 |
588 | He broods a lot. | 1.3246 | 0.03516 | 228 | 163 | 57 | 8 |
589 | Once you go free-range there's really no going back. | 1.3230 | 0.03851 | 226 | 166 | 47 | 13 |
590 | I still wish we'd gotten a higher table... | 1.3230 | 0.03902 | 226 | 167 | 45 | 14 |
591 | Something to do with a business incubation plan. | 1.3230 | 0.03748 | 226 | 164 | 51 | 11 |
592 | Arthur has become obsessive about fresh ingredients. | 1.3230 | 0.04001 | 226 | 169 | 41 | 16 |
593 | It's just a part-time job, but it pays a few bills. | 1.3230 | 0.03800 | 226 | 165 | 49 | 12 |
594 | He’s been that way since the chicken left. | 1.3230 | 0.03902 | 226 | 167 | 45 | 14 |
595 | You should see the sperm. | 1.3230 | 0.03851 | 226 | 166 | 47 | 13 |
596 | Oh, so size does matter! | 1.3230 | 0.03695 | 226 | 163 | 53 | 10 |
597 | You should see the hash browns. | 1.3230 | 0.04099 | 226 | 171 | 37 | 18 |
598 | He's been like this ever since he watched that documentary about penguins. | 1.3230 | 0.03952 | 226 | 168 | 43 | 15 |
599 | I always wanted a pterodactyl but God only sent us the boys. | 1.3214 | 0.03713 | 224 | 162 | 52 | 10 |
600 | Harold feels he should sit on our nest egg until retirement. | 1.3214 | 0.03314 | 224 | 159 | 58 | 6 |
601 | He's not exercising. He just can't get down. | 1.3214 | 0.03923 | 224 | 166 | 44 | 14 |
602 | This is who you get when you swipe diagonally. | 1.3214 | 0.03973 | 224 | 167 | 42 | 15 |
603 | Floyd, you need to stop swallowing your chewing gum. | 1.3214 | 0.04218 | 224 | 172 | 32 | 20 |
604 | So you’re just gonna lay there? | 1.3214 | 0.03897 | 224 | 168 | 41 | 15 |
605 | It'll most likely resemble the brontosaurus side of the family. | 1.3214 | 0.03973 | 224 | 167 | 42 | 15 |
606 | He is the eggman, coo coo ca choo. | 1.3214 | 0.03973 | 224 | 167 | 42 | 15 |
607 | But that's my Horton: he meant what he said, and he said what he meant. | 1.3214 | 0.03973 | 224 | 167 | 42 | 15 |
608 | Ed's trying to hatch a plot for his novel. | 1.3214 | 0.03819 | 224 | 164 | 48 | 12 |
609 | He said he'd go to the doctor if the swelling persists." | 1.3214 | 0.04023 | 224 | 168 | 40 | 16 |
610 | Herman, you're not supposed to overinflate the beanbag chair. | 1.3214 | 0.04122 | 224 | 170 | 36 | 18 |
611 | He's a good egg. | 1.3198 | 0.03620 | 222 | 158 | 55 | 8 |
612 | The vegan rocking chair would have been better for his climate change guilt, but the free-range,organic easy chair is better for his sciatica. | 1.3198 | 0.03891 | 222 | 164 | 45 | 13 |
613 | It allowed me to go back to work, and his core has never been stronger. | 1.3198 | 0.03731 | 222 | 161 | 51 | 10 |
614 | When I said it was time for him to settle down and start a family, this is not what I had in mind. | 1.3198 | 0.03676 | 222 | 160 | 53 | 9 |
615 | I agreed to one piece of modern decor, and that's what he chose. | 1.3198 | 0.03891 | 222 | 164 | 45 | 13 |
616 | He just can't get used to being an empty nester | 1.3198 | 0.03731 | 222 | 161 | 51 | 10 |
617 | He loved that chicken! | 1.3198 | 0.03731 | 222 | 161 | 51 | 10 |
618 | We are hoping for a triceratops, but we’ve told the doctor want it to be a surprise. | 1.3198 | 0.03563 | 222 | 158 | 57 | 7 |
619 | I did tell him to make a friend. | 1.3198 | 0.03785 | 222 | 162 | 49 | 11 |
620 | I told him to go to Pottery Barn, but he was only half listening. | 1.3198 | 0.03839 | 222 | 163 | 47 | 12 |
621 | You do know they deliver fully hatched armchairs straight to your door? | 1.3198 | 0.03995 | 222 | 166 | 41 | 15 |
622 | Didn't he just visit the proctoligist? | 1.3198 | 0.04045 | 222 | 167 | 39 | 16 |
623 | Yes, you could say that he is hen pecked. | 1.3198 | 0.03676 | 222 | 160 | 53 | 9 |
624 | I'm as surprised as anybody. He's usually molting by now. | 1.3196 | 0.03980 | 219 | 162 | 42 | 14 |
625 | Others are embarrassed when they lay an egg. With him, the bigger the prouder. | 1.3196 | 0.03819 | 219 | 160 | 48 | 11 |
626 | All I wanted was a man with a large nest egg. | 1.3196 | 0.03708 | 219 | 158 | 52 | 9 |
627 | I think it's okay if he puts all his egg in one basket! | 1.3196 | 0.03819 | 219 | 160 | 48 | 11 |
628 | He won't say, but I think he's hatching something big. | 1.3196 | 0.03708 | 219 | 158 | 52 | 9 |
629 | His sitting all day is tolerable but the cackling is starting to annoy me. | 1.3196 | 0.03593 | 219 | 156 | 56 | 7 |
630 | So, this dodo tells him she'll be back in five minutes. That was three days ago! | 1.3196 | 0.03764 | 219 | 159 | 50 | 10 |
631 | We had two theories about diversifying our portfolio | 1.3196 | 0.03980 | 219 | 163 | 42 | 14 |
632 | I don't have the heart to tell him it's a lawn decoration. | 1.3196 | 0.03819 | 219 | 160 | 48 | 11 |
633 | They have the same hairstyle | 1.3196 | 0.03980 | 219 | 163 | 42 | 14 |
634 | We can't commit to anything during nesting season. | 1.3196 | 0.03873 | 219 | 161 | 46 | 12 |
635 | Not what I had in mind for a nest egg. | 1.3182 | 0.03749 | 220 | 160 | 50 | 10 |
636 | Stop telling him he's not a chicken. We need the eggs. | 1.3182 | 0.03912 | 220 | 163 | 44 | 13 |
637 | It’s the only way to treat his flatulence. | 1.3182 | 0.03965 | 220 | 164 | 42 | 14 |
638 | So which came first, Leonard or the egg? | 1.3182 | 0.04068 | 220 | 166 | 38 | 16 |
639 | Horton's been at it since he read that Dr. Suess book. | 1.3182 | 0.03804 | 220 | 161 | 48 | 11 |
640 | I wish he was that dedicated to me getting laid." | 1.3182 | 0.03858 | 220 | 162 | 46 | 12 |
641 | Big deal. My first-born felt twice as big. | 1.3182 | 0.03858 | 220 | 162 | 46 | 12 |
642 | "He's been brooding ever since he retired." | 1.3180 | 0.03726 | 217 | 157 | 51 | 9 |
643 | Jim is trying to keep on top of his cholesterol. | 1.3180 | 0.03609 | 217 | 155 | 55 | 7 |
644 | No, I prefer to keep my 401k in the bank. | 1.3180 | 0.03894 | 217 | 160 | 45 | 12 |
645 | He still won’t admit that I said nest egg. | 1.3180 | 0.03894 | 217 | 160 | 45 | 12 |
646 | With what my hips have been through, let him incubate it. | 1.3180 | 0.03948 | 217 | 167 | 35 | 15 |
647 | I know men don't like to go to the doctor, but don't you think it's time that Fred sees a proctologist? | 1.3180 | 0.04107 | 217 | 164 | 37 | 16 |
648 | Edward's cholesterol is extremely high. | 1.3180 | 0.04055 | 217 | 163 | 39 | 15 |
649 | He doesn't believe in investing. | 1.3180 | 0.03668 | 217 | 156 | 53 | 8 |
650 | Bill has become really taken with the Farm to Table movement... | 1.3180 | 0.03894 | 217 | 160 | 45 | 12 |
651 | George had his DNA done. He’s 5% Penguin. | 1.3180 | 0.03726 | 217 | 157 | 51 | 9 |
652 | No one ever pays attention to the 800 pound egg in the room, but wait til the chicken shows up. | 1.3180 | 0.03838 | 217 | 159 | 47 | 11 |
653 | When you said your son never flew the coop, I didn’t know you were being literal. | 1.3180 | 0.03838 | 217 | 159 | 47 | 11 |
654 | You should see what he did with the bacon. | 1.3165 | 0.03711 | 218 | 158 | 51 | 9 |
655 | I wanted to adopt but Fred wouldn't hear of it. | 1.3165 | 0.03824 | 218 | 160 | 47 | 11 |
656 | I would tell him he’s nuts, but we need the eggs. | 1.3163 | 0.03685 | 215 | 155 | 52 | 8 |
657 | George, that's not what they mean by nest egg. | 1.3163 | 0.03802 | 215 | 157 | 48 | 10 |
658 | Got laid again,huh? | 1.3163 | 0.04077 | 215 | 162 | 38 | 15 |
659 | This is for my Oval Office | 1.3163 | 0.03802 | 215 | 157 | 48 | 10 |
660 | I know you’re busy, but would you fetch Mother some more tea? | 1.3163 | 0.03969 | 215 | 160 | 42 | 13 |
661 | Our daughter turned out fine. | 1.3163 | 0.03802 | 215 | 157 | 48 | 10 |
662 | Male menopause is tough, but you’ll both get through it. | 1.3163 | 0.03969 | 215 | 160 | 42 | 13 |
663 | He's very hands-on with our retirement plans. | 1.3163 | 0.03858 | 215 | 158 | 46 | 11 |
664 | 9 months Herb! Not one day less. | 1.3163 | 0.03858 | 215 | 158 | 46 | 11 |
665 | If he hatches it I'm outta here! | 1.3163 | 0.03969 | 215 | 160 | 42 | 13 |
666 | Ralph, you're still not a feminist. | 1.3163 | 0.04024 | 215 | 163 | 37 | 15 |
667 | He says he's hatching a new idea. | 1.3163 | 0.03914 | 215 | 158 | 44 | 12 |
668 | Serves him right for not supporting women's reproductive rights. | 1.3163 | 0.03969 | 215 | 160 | 42 | 13 |
669 | Makes you wonder what came first, stupid or the egg. | 1.3163 | 0.03858 | 215 | 158 | 46 | 11 |
670 | Where does a man with 800lbs testicles sit? Anywhere he wants to. | 1.3163 | 0.04183 | 215 | 164 | 34 | 17 |
671 | So this is strengthening your core then? | 1.3163 | 0.03685 | 215 | 155 | 52 | 8 |
672 | He never understood the concept of a retirement nest egg. | 1.3163 | 0.03744 | 215 | 155 | 50 | 9 |
673 | Gwyneth Paltrow recommends it. Who am to argue! | 1.3158 | 0.03626 | 209 | 149 | 54 | 6 |
674 | You should have seen the hen. | 1.3158 | 0.03751 | 209 | 151 | 50 | 8 |
675 | He has such a big eggo. | 1.3146 | 0.03821 | 213 | 156 | 47 | 10 |
676 | I see the trip to Ikea went well. | 1.3146 | 0.03878 | 213 | 157 | 45 | 11 |
677 | I had no problem with Fred's work on de-extinction of dinosaurs until he started bringing his work home from the lab. | 1.3146 | 0.03878 | 213 | 157 | 45 | 11 |
678 | I don't think that's what they mean by having a nest egg. | 1.3146 | 0.03582 | 213 | 152 | 55 | 6 |
679 | They've gotten bigger since he started working at the nuclear plant. | 1.3146 | 0.04100 | 213 | 161 | 37 | 15 |
680 | He promised we would travel. Now he just sits on our nest egg | 1.3146 | 0.03763 | 213 | 155 | 49 | 9 |
681 | He's adding to his nest egg. | 1.3146 | 0.03821 | 213 | 158 | 44 | 11 |
682 | I'm just hoping it's not a dinosaur. | 1.3146 | 0.03935 | 213 | 158 | 43 | 12 |
683 | It targets his core. | 1.3146 | 0.03935 | 213 | 158 | 43 | 12 |
684 | And then the Dr said, just rub a little preparation H on it and call me in the morning. | 1.3146 | 0.04046 | 213 | 160 | 39 | 14 |
685 | I dare you to carry that attached to your belly for nine months. | 1.3146 | 0.03821 | 213 | 156 | 47 | 10 |
686 | Danish Modern is out. | 1.3146 | 0.03821 | 213 | 156 | 47 | 10 |
687 | I could give you a dozen reasons why Fred's therapist is a quack. | 1.3146 | 0.03878 | 213 | 157 | 45 | 11 |
688 | I thought I was marrying royalty! Turns out his dad was an Emperor Penguin. | 1.3146 | 0.03991 | 213 | 159 | 41 | 13 |
689 | I wouldn’t mind so much, but he insists I do the night shift | 1.3146 | 0.03878 | 213 | 157 | 45 | 11 |
690 | Your heart's in the right place but your ergonomics are way off. | 1.3146 | 0.03821 | 213 | 158 | 44 | 11 |
691 | What did the proctologist say? | 1.3146 | 0.03935 | 213 | 158 | 43 | 12 |
692 | More coffee Brenda? | 1.3128 | 0.04499 | 179 | 136 | 30 | 13 |
693 | Feel better now? | 1.3128 | 0.03956 | 211 | 157 | 42 | 12 |
694 | So, that's why you can't help with the dishes? | 1.3128 | 0.03721 | 211 | 153 | 50 | 8 |
695 | Try outs for March of The Penguins have begun. | 1.3128 | 0.03841 | 211 | 155 | 46 | 10 |
696 | I hope the swelling goes down soon. | 1.3128 | 0.03841 | 211 | 155 | 46 | 10 |
697 | He thinks Ray Eames got the chair all wrong. | 1.3128 | 0.04232 | 211 | 162 | 32 | 17 |
698 | Epidural, why? | 1.3128 | 0.03899 | 211 | 156 | 44 | 11 |
699 | At least he's done molting. | 1.3128 | 0.03841 | 211 | 155 | 46 | 10 |
700 | If you ask me, that bean bag chair has too many beans in it. | 1.3128 | 0.03956 | 211 | 157 | 42 | 12 |
701 | Yes, quite a surprise. We didn't even know he was pregnant. | 1.3125 | 0.04052 | 208 | 156 | 39 | 13 |
702 | Since retiring, he’s been trying to explore his nurturing side . | 1.3125 | 0.03876 | 208 | 153 | 45 | 10 |
703 | He’s hatching a plan. | 1.3125 | 0.03816 | 208 | 152 | 47 | 9 |
704 | Is that a Bauhaus chair? | 1.3125 | 0.03876 | 208 | 153 | 45 | 10 |
705 | Honestly Louise, I don't see why you feel sorry for him. He just has to sit on it. | 1.3125 | 0.03754 | 208 | 151 | 49 | 8 |
706 | Since Sam sold our stocks, he is very protective of our nest egg. | 1.3125 | 0.03754 | 208 | 151 | 49 | 8 |
707 | He's trying to hatch another one of his harebrained schemes. | 1.3125 | 0.04052 | 208 | 156 | 39 | 13 |
708 | It all started when I picked up a chick at a bar... | 1.3125 | 0.03816 | 208 | 152 | 47 | 9 |
709 | I like to stay on top of our nest egg. | 1.3125 | 0.04109 | 208 | 157 | 37 | 14 |
710 | He thinks he's hatching a big idea | 1.3125 | 0.03816 | 208 | 152 | 45 | 9 |
711 | Dont even ask about the bacon. | 1.3125 | 0.03816 | 208 | 152 | 47 | 9 |
712 | Don’t ask... | 1.3125 | 0.04165 | 208 | 158 | 35 | 15 |
713 | Leonard insists that he's onto something big. | 1.3125 | 0.04165 | 208 | 158 | 35 | 15 |
714 | Do you plan to eat your young? | 1.3125 | 0.03876 | 208 | 153 | 45 | 10 |
715 | Well, at least the beer belly is gone. | 1.3125 | 0.03936 | 208 | 154 | 43 | 11 |
716 | I stay and raise them while my wife brings home the bacon. | 1.3125 | 0.04109 | 208 | 157 | 37 | 14 |
717 | It's revealed a nurturing side of Marvin that I've never seen before. | 1.3125 | 0.03596 | 208 | 150 | 49 | 7 |
718 | The paleontology department said it couldn't be done, so here we are. | 1.3125 | 0.03816 | 208 | 152 | 47 | 9 |
719 | Just don't say you need a break! | 1.3125 | 0.03994 | 208 | 155 | 41 | 12 |
720 | So we’re all just going to ignore the egg in the room? | 1.3125 | 0.03628 | 208 | 149 | 53 | 6 |
721 | Charles is convinced that a baby ostrich will save our marriage. | 1.3125 | 0.03936 | 208 | 154 | 43 | 11 |
722 | Three weeks of this, and his abs look no different. | 1.3113 | 0.03940 | 212 | 158 | 42 | 12 |
723 | I say we fry 'em both. | 1.3110 | 0.04035 | 209 | 157 | 39 | 13 |
724 | He’s hoping it will be an electable just left-of-center democratic candidate. | 1.3110 | 0.03920 | 209 | 155 | 43 | 11 |
725 | I told him he couldn't spend the rest of his life as a couch potato. | 1.3107 | 0.03835 | 206 | 151 | 46 | 9 |
726 | He's hatching another one of his big ideas. | 1.3107 | 0.03710 | 206 | 149 | 50 | 7 |
727 | don't ask 'what's for breakfast' | 1.3107 | 0.04016 | 206 | 154 | 40 | 12 |
728 | Man! When he lays an egg he lays a big one. | 1.3107 | 0.04016 | 206 | 154 | 40 | 12 |
729 | How was I supposed to know 'egg chair' meant an actual fucking egg? | 1.3107 | 0.04075 | 206 | 155 | 38 | 13 |
730 | How'd you get up there? | 1.3107 | 0.03896 | 206 | 152 | 44 | 10 |
731 | I already told him: If it doesn't hatch within one week I will scramble it. | 1.3107 | 0.03896 | 206 | 152 | 44 | 10 |
732 | Horace fired our financial advisor and is looking after the nest egg himself these days. | 1.3107 | 0.03645 | 206 | 148 | 52 | 6 |
733 | Ever since he retired, Burt has been nesting. | 1.3107 | 0.03957 | 206 | 153 | 42 | 11 |
734 | Is he still refusing to see a Dr? | 1.3107 | 0.03710 | 206 | 149 | 50 | 7 |
735 | Madge, this is Jasper. He identifies as a pterodactyl. Don't ask me where he got the egg, I don't know and I don't want to. | 1.3107 | 0.03645 | 206 | 148 | 52 | 6 |
736 | I told him not to buy a knockoff Egg Chair. | 1.3092 | 0.03881 | 207 | 153 | 44 | 10 |
737 | If he fails, we're eating 67 omelettes. | 1.3088 | 0.03917 | 204 | 151 | 43 | 10 |
738 | Marvin seems to be brooding a lot more lately. | 1.3088 | 0.03978 | 204 | 152 | 41 | 11 |
739 | He claims it’s a vintage Eames | 1.3088 | 0.03855 | 204 | 150 | 45 | 9 |
740 | Yes, our retirement investments are in a shell corporation. | 1.3088 | 0.03792 | 204 | 149 | 47 | 8 |
741 | When Harold does hatch his big idea, my advice is to run | 1.3088 | 0.03855 | 204 | 150 | 45 | 9 |
742 | Wilbur was named 'Employee Of The Month' by the boss at his business incubator company. | 1.3088 | 0.03978 | 204 | 152 | 41 | 11 |
743 | If he had discovered this talent before he retired, we'd all be sitting pretty | 1.3088 | 0.03792 | 204 | 149 | 47 | 8 |
744 | I know which came first, the question is which leaves first? | 1.3088 | 0.03792 | 204 | 149 | 47 | 8 |
745 | So Dave, how’s the babysitting gig? | 1.3088 | 0.03855 | 204 | 150 | 45 | 9 |
746 | I guess one cannot really trust an egg donor found on Craigslist. | 1.3088 | 0.03662 | 204 | 147 | 51 | 6 |
747 | We're not sure what it is,but I told him he has to take care of it. | 1.3088 | 0.03792 | 204 | 149 | 47 | 8 |
748 | No, it’s his hemorrhoids acting up. | 1.3088 | 0.03855 | 204 | 150 | 45 | 9 |
749 | Ever since Madoff, Daryl won't let our nest egg out of his sight | 1.3088 | 0.03855 | 204 | 150 | 45 | 9 |
750 | We need to hatch a better plan! | 1.3088 | 0.03855 | 204 | 150 | 45 | 9 |
751 | So you laid an egg. Big deal. | 1.3088 | 0.03917 | 204 | 151 | 43 | 10 |
752 | I’m comfortable and Harry’s sitting on a substantial nest egg. | 1.3088 | 0.03792 | 204 | 149 | 47 | 8 |
753 | I'm tellin' ya, Joan, if it hatches we're gonna make millions. | 1.3088 | 0.03855 | 204 | 150 | 45 | 9 |
754 | And then the giant chicken said it had a favour to ask. | 1.3088 | 0.04098 | 204 | 154 | 37 | 13 |
755 | His paternal instinct is admirable - albeit misguided. | 1.3088 | 0.03978 | 204 | 152 | 41 | 11 |
756 | Fred identifies as avian. | 1.3088 | 0.04039 | 204 | 153 | 39 | 12 |
757 | He heard a who. | 1.3088 | 0.03855 | 204 | 150 | 45 | 9 |
758 | I don't care what it is, as long as it's healthy! | 1.3081 | 0.03863 | 198 | 145 | 45 | 8 |
759 | Don, for the last time, they’re extinct! | 1.3081 | 0.03994 | 198 | 147 | 41 | 10 |
760 | So, George, how do you like working from home? | 1.3069 | 0.03875 | 202 | 149 | 44 | 9 |
761 | I don’t care who came first. I just want Marty to leave. | 1.3069 | 0.03938 | 202 | 150 | 42 | 10 |
762 | He says he likes the view. | 1.3069 | 0.03811 | 202 | 148 | 46 | 8 |
763 | Gwyneth's website says it should clear his eczema right up. | 1.3069 | 0.04061 | 202 | 152 | 38 | 12 |
764 | I'm afraid he's going to be sorry when it hatches. | 1.3069 | 0.03811 | 202 | 148 | 46 | 8 |
765 | and here I thought we were finally empty nesters | 1.3069 | 0.03875 | 202 | 149 | 44 | 9 |
766 | No, we won't know the sex, nor the species, until it hatches. | 1.3069 | 0.03811 | 202 | 148 | 46 | 8 |
767 | I don't think George got it when I said he needed bigger balls. | 1.3069 | 0.04061 | 202 | 152 | 38 | 12 |
768 | We went with yellow for the nursery. | 1.3069 | 0.04000 | 202 | 151 | 40 | 11 |
769 | He's a little obsessed, but it keeps him out of trouble. | 1.3069 | 0.03875 | 202 | 149 | 44 | 9 |
770 | I told you not to swallow your bubble gum | 1.3069 | 0.04181 | 202 | 154 | 34 | 14 |
771 | He's hatching a new idea. | 1.3069 | 0.03811 | 202 | 148 | 46 | 8 |
772 | Mother warned me about marrying a bird brain. | 1.3069 | 0.04122 | 202 | 153 | 36 | 13 |
773 | Why yes, Edgar is an Ornithologist. How did you guess? | 1.3069 | 0.03746 | 202 | 147 | 48 | 7 |
774 | Gender change was not enough ! | 1.3069 | 0.04181 | 202 | 154 | 34 | 14 |
775 | Speaking from experience, I really don't envy the egg. | 1.3069 | 0.03938 | 202 | 150 | 42 | 10 |
776 | I can see why you didn’t take his last name, Doris. | 1.3069 | 0.03875 | 202 | 149 | 44 | 9 |
777 | What's the pronoun for this? | 1.3069 | 0.03543 | 202 | 154 | 39 | 9 |
778 | That's how you put the 'men' in menopause. | 1.3069 | 0.04061 | 202 | 152 | 38 | 12 |
779 | Is that Danish design? | 1.3069 | 0.03938 | 202 | 150 | 42 | 10 |
780 | His therapist hopes role playing will get him over his fear of chickens. | 1.3069 | 0.03746 | 202 | 147 | 48 | 7 |
781 | The King’s horses and men really came through this year. | 1.3050 | 0.04084 | 200 | 151 | 37 | 12 |
782 | He's very protective of his nest egg, especially during the holidays. | 1.3050 | 0.03764 | 200 | 146 | 47 | 7 |
783 | Bill's favorite movie is March of the Penguins. | 1.3050 | 0.04323 | 200 | 155 | 29 | 16 |
784 | It always happens during eggnog season | 1.3050 | 0.03764 | 200 | 146 | 47 | 7 |
785 | He's just so proud of putting him back together again. | 1.3050 | 0.03895 | 200 | 148 | 43 | 9 |
786 | Ever since he turned 65 he's been sitting on our nest egg. | 1.3050 | 0.03697 | 200 | 145 | 49 | 6 |
787 | The gestation period is thirty years. | 1.3050 | 0.03895 | 200 | 148 | 43 | 9 |
788 | He has been swallowing his Bubble Gum all of his life, and this morning he had his first Breakfast Burrito. | 1.3050 | 0.04145 | 200 | 152 | 35 | 13 |
789 | This is his brain on drugs. | 1.3050 | 0.04084 | 200 | 151 | 37 | 12 |
790 | He’s hatching another great idea. | 1.3050 | 0.04206 | 200 | 153 | 33 | 14 |
791 | And what happened to its mother again? | 1.3050 | 0.03830 | 200 | 147 | 45 | 8 |
792 | He got it used from Gwyneth Paltrow. | 1.3050 | 0.03959 | 200 | 149 | 41 | 10 |
793 | Any day now. | 1.3050 | 0.03959 | 200 | 149 | 41 | 10 |
794 | Even a paleontologist should know you can’t count your dinosaurs before they hatch. | 1.3050 | 0.04084 | 200 | 151 | 37 | 12 |
795 | John insists on managing our nest egg himself. | 1.3050 | 0.03895 | 200 | 148 | 43 | 9 |
796 | I regret going to the fertility clinic | 1.3050 | 0.03697 | 200 | 145 | 49 | 6 |
797 | That's my Harold. Always working on his core. | 1.3050 | 0.04206 | 200 | 153 | 33 | 14 |
798 | Personally, I'd hate being cooped up in the house all day, but not Charlie . | 1.3050 | 0.04206 | 200 | 153 | 33 | 14 |
799 | On the bright side, the doctor says his cholesterol is down by 800 points. | 1.3050 | 0.04206 | 200 | 153 | 33 | 14 |
800 | You can't just sit on top of our nest egg, doing nothing, and expect it to grow, Harold. | 1.3050 | 0.03895 | 200 | 148 | 43 | 9 |
801 | Henry finds a certain comfort in protecting our nest egg. | 1.3050 | 0.03830 | 200 | 147 | 45 | 8 |
802 | I told him to ask for modern chic, not chick. | 1.3050 | 0.03959 | 200 | 149 | 41 | 10 |
803 | Which came first, Morris or the egg? | 1.3050 | 0.03764 | 200 | 146 | 47 | 7 |
804 | it helps him with his low self-esteem. | 1.3050 | 0.03895 | 200 | 148 | 43 | 9 |
805 | Listen, Harris - just because it's going to breathe fire doesn't mean it will spark joy. | 1.3046 | 0.03625 | 197 | 144 | 47 | 6 |
806 | He lays one everywhere he goes. | 1.3046 | 0.03867 | 197 | 145 | 44 | 8 |
807 | On the upside, laying eggs seems to have resolved his flatulence issues. | 1.3046 | 0.03867 | 197 | 145 | 44 | 8 |
808 | I've never understood IKEA. | 1.3046 | 0.04063 | 197 | 148 | 38 | 11 |
809 | He says I egged him on. | 1.3046 | 0.04063 | 197 | 148 | 38 | 11 |
810 | Is there no limit to your Amazon Prime addiction? | 1.3046 | 0.04126 | 197 | 149 | 36 | 12 |
811 | Theresa, our pterodactyl, has a talon-sharpening appointment. So Henry is covering for her | 1.3046 | 0.03933 | 197 | 146 | 42 | 9 |
812 | I didn't even know he was pregnant | 1.3046 | 0.03998 | 197 | 147 | 40 | 10 |
813 | It's a bit of an issue on the subway." | 1.3046 | 0.03799 | 197 | 144 | 46 | 7 |
814 | What came first...Harold or the egg? | 1.3046 | 0.03867 | 197 | 145 | 44 | 8 |
815 | He looks idiotic but it strengthens his core. | 1.3046 | 0.03933 | 197 | 146 | 42 | 9 |
816 | The photo online made it look smaller. | 1.3046 | 0.03933 | 197 | 146 | 42 | 9 |
817 | I told him, it’s me or that chick. | 1.3046 | 0.04188 | 197 | 150 | 34 | 13 |
818 | If it's twins I'm kickin the three of em out. | 1.3046 | 0.04188 | 197 | 150 | 34 | 13 |
819 | Ever since we retired, that dumb nest egg is all he talks about. | 1.3046 | 0.03998 | 197 | 147 | 40 | 10 |
820 | He's the only paleontologist who works from home. | 1.3046 | 0.03799 | 197 | 144 | 46 | 7 |
821 | It's nothing now, but when he was laying it--you never heard such noise! | 1.3046 | 0.03867 | 197 | 145 | 44 | 8 |
822 | How the f*** did he get up there? | 1.3046 | 0.03933 | 197 | 146 | 42 | 9 |
823 | Excuse me, ladies... my eyes are up here. | 1.3046 | 0.04126 | 197 | 149 | 36 | 12 |
824 | We'll be eating chicken until Hell freezes | 1.3046 | 0.04188 | 197 | 150 | 34 | 13 |
825 | long story! | 1.3046 | 0.03867 | 197 | 145 | 44 | 8 |
826 | I think we should discuss the elephant in the room. | 1.3046 | 0.03933 | 197 | 146 | 42 | 9 |
827 | There has to be a better way to break into ostrich farming. | 1.3046 | 0.03933 | 197 | 146 | 42 | 9 |
828 | That's Jim showing off his feminine side. | 1.3046 | 0.04063 | 197 | 148 | 38 | 11 |
829 | George was put in charge of the corporate nest egg | 1.3046 | 0.03998 | 197 | 147 | 40 | 9 |
830 | I'll concede: we've made a questionable retirement investment mistake. | 1.3046 | 0.03998 | 197 | 147 | 40 | 10 |
831 | Howie is trying to grow our nest egg. | 1.3046 | 0.03730 | 197 | 143 | 48 | 6 |
832 | Yes! That's exactly how childbirth feels. | 1.3046 | 0.04063 | 197 | 148 | 38 | 11 |
833 | Actually I was looking forward to being an empty-nester. | 1.3046 | 0.03900 | 197 | 148 | 39 | 10 |
834 | ‘It’s what happens when you let a beanbag chair soak overnight.” | 1.3038 | 0.04279 | 158 | 116 | 36 | 6 |
835 | It's not you. Harold gets protective of his egg whoever visits. | 1.3030 | 0.03850 | 198 | 145 | 44 | 8 |
836 | He’s desperate for a chick. | 1.3030 | 0.03981 | 198 | 148 | 40 | 10 |
837 | He's mad because he hasn't gotten laid in a while. | 1.3030 | 0.04231 | 198 | 152 | 32 | 14 |
838 | You're lucky, Bud wouldn't even go to Lamaze with me. | 1.3030 | 0.03916 | 198 | 147 | 42 | 9 |
839 | At least he stopped clucking. | 1.3026 | 0.03677 | 195 | 141 | 49 | 5 |
840 | He's hatching a new conspiracy theory. | 1.3026 | 0.04020 | 195 | 146 | 39 | 10 |
841 | He always wanted a vintage Egg Chair, but this was much cheaper. | 1.3026 | 0.03954 | 195 | 145 | 41 | 9 |
842 | His screaming was unbearable. | 1.3026 | 0.04150 | 195 | 148 | 35 | 12 |
843 | He’s hoping for a pterodactyl. I’m hoping for a giant bunny. | 1.3026 | 0.03887 | 195 | 144 | 43 | 8 |
844 | He always sits there when he’s brooding. | 1.3026 | 0.04275 | 195 | 150 | 31 | 14 |
845 | What was it that attracted you to him in the first place? | 1.3026 | 0.03818 | 195 | 143 | 45 | 7 |
846 | It started as just an anal polyp." | 1.3026 | 0.04213 | 195 | 149 | 33 | 13 |
847 | I begged him not to retire | 1.3026 | 0.03818 | 195 | 143 | 45 | 7 |
848 | Okay, so, he put Humpty Dumpty back together again. Big whup. Suddenly he's bigger than all the king's horses and all the king's men; just don't ask him to pick up his undies." | 1.3026 | 0.03677 | 195 | 141 | 49 | 5 |
849 | Don't tell us how much it hurt. | 1.3026 | 0.03887 | 195 | 144 | 43 | 8 |
850 | Eventually he'll slide off and go looking for a worm. | 1.3026 | 0.03887 | 195 | 146 | 40 | 9 |
851 | God forbid, it should look like him. | 1.3026 | 0.03954 | 195 | 145 | 41 | 9 |
852 | It's called manopause | 1.3026 | 0.03954 | 195 | 145 | 41 | 9 |
853 | Jeez, Frank you know I've told you to do that outside when we have guests. | 1.3026 | 0.03954 | 195 | 145 | 41 | 9 |
854 | Mama told me not to marry an Avian Paleontologist... | 1.3026 | 0.03887 | 195 | 144 | 43 | 8 |
855 | Well if we're ever going to start a family we need to get cracking. | 1.3026 | 0.04213 | 195 | 149 | 33 | 13 |
856 | The husband came first I believe | 1.3026 | 0.03887 | 195 | 144 | 43 | 8 |
857 | Angela thinks you should get your prostate checked, Dennis " | 1.3026 | 0.04086 | 195 | 147 | 37 | 11 |
858 | Oh Phil, you're just a big chicken. | 1.3026 | 0.03954 | 195 | 145 | 41 | 9 |
859 | That's what he gets for fooling around with those emu girls. | 1.3026 | 0.03887 | 195 | 144 | 43 | 8 |
860 | Herb has a really good sense of balance for people our age, Alice. But, he is kind of a show-off. | 1.3026 | 0.03677 | 195 | 141 | 49 | 5 |
861 | Dad, it's just a semester abroad. No need to get into full-flung empty nester syndrome. | 1.3026 | 0.03677 | 195 | 146 | 41 | 8 |
862 | You were right Ma. He is s a dumb cluck. | 1.3026 | 0.03887 | 195 | 144 | 43 | 8 |
863 | Ergonomics not eggonomics! | 1.3026 | 0.03818 | 195 | 143 | 45 | 7 |
864 | So Larry still thinks it's his? | 1.3026 | 0.04020 | 195 | 146 | 39 | 10 |
865 | Arnold’s hemorrhoid is becoming a real problem. | 1.3026 | 0.04213 | 195 | 149 | 33 | 13 |
866 | The adoption agency didn't have a lot to choose from. | 1.3026 | 0.03887 | 195 | 144 | 43 | 8 |
867 | It's my fault, I egged him on. | 1.3026 | 0.04150 | 195 | 148 | 35 | 12 |
868 | I just wish he had been as nurturing with the kids. | 1.3026 | 0.03748 | 195 | 142 | 47 | 6 |
869 | Sure, he's brooding now, but it won't last. | 1.3026 | 0.03887 | 195 | 144 | 43 | 8 |
870 | You really should get a second opinion, no matter what that quack said. | 1.3026 | 0.03887 | 195 | 144 | 43 | 8 |
871 | This isn't how great ideas are hatched, Ted. | 1.3026 | 0.04020 | 195 | 146 | 39 | 10 |
872 | He swallows his chewing gum. | 1.3026 | 0.04150 | 195 | 148 | 35 | 11 |
873 | He's trying to apologize for his years of toxic masculinity. | 1.3010 | 0.04003 | 196 | 147 | 39 | 10 |
874 | Big Bird said she would be right back | 1.3010 | 0.03732 | 196 | 143 | 47 | 6 |
875 | He laid that one when he tried to market a Trump-branded factbook. | 1.3005 | 0.04174 | 193 | 149 | 31 | 13 |
876 | I told Herb, when you retire you need a hobby. | 1.3005 | 0.03837 | 193 | 142 | 44 | 7 |
877 | His health insurance doesn't cover pre-existing conditions. | 1.3005 | 0.03976 | 193 | 144 | 40 | 9 |
878 | You know how stubborn he is. Says he's getting 6% growth right here, and darned if he'll let the banks have it. | 1.3005 | 0.04109 | 193 | 146 | 36 | 11 |
879 | I'd tell him, but we need the eggs. | 1.3005 | 0.03976 | 193 | 144 | 40 | 9 |
880 | Yes, but at least it cured his chronic flatulence. | 1.3005 | 0.03976 | 193 | 144 | 40 | 9 |
881 | It may be good for your core, but it’s terrible for your cholesterol. | 1.3005 | 0.03907 | 193 | 143 | 42 | 8 |
882 | Ever since he's retired, he spends all his time protecting our nest egg. | 1.3005 | 0.03837 | 193 | 142 | 44 | 7 |
883 | Before you hatch that thing, you might want to consider a cage. | 1.3005 | 0.03767 | 193 | 141 | 46 | 6 |
884 | With retirement, he became very focused on the nest egg. | 1.3005 | 0.03907 | 193 | 143 | 42 | 8 |
885 | He’s having a hard time since our youngest moved out. | 1.3005 | 0.03907 | 193 | 143 | 42 | 8 |
886 | I told him not to sit on his nest egg, but no | 1.3005 | 0.03976 | 193 | 144 | 40 | 9 |
887 | It’s not even Christmas and we have Easter decorations out? | 1.3005 | 0.03976 | 193 | 144 | 40 | 9 |
888 | If it hatches, I'm moving out. | 1.3005 | 0.03907 | 193 | 143 | 42 | 8 |
889 | I warned him to stop swallowing his bubble gum. | 1.3005 | 0.04109 | 193 | 146 | 36 | 11 |
890 | Carl, it was fun in the bedroom but this is inappropriate. | 1.3005 | 0.04043 | 193 | 145 | 38 | 10 |
891 | I told him we were having a hen night. | 1.3005 | 0.04043 | 193 | 145 | 38 | 10 |
892 | So, there weren't more chairs in IKEA?" | 1.3005 | 0.04043 | 193 | 145 | 38 | 10 |
893 | It ain't golden. Try again. | 1.3005 | 0.04109 | 193 | 146 | 36 | 11 |
894 | I'll just assume this has a backstory, for the sake of the afternoon tea. | 1.3005 | 0.03837 | 193 | 142 | 44 | 7 |
895 | Irv went to something called a 'business incubator.' | 1.2984 | 0.04066 | 191 | 143 | 37 | 10 |
896 | Gwyneth recommends it. Who am I to argue? | 1.2984 | 0.04264 | 191 | 147 | 31 | 13 |
897 | He’s taken his birding hobby a little too far, if you ask me. | 1.2984 | 0.04066 | 191 | 144 | 37 | 10 |
898 | Well, Leo saved for our retirement when interest rates were high. | 1.2984 | 0.03857 | 191 | 141 | 43 | 7 |
899 | With any luck, he'll hatch me a new husband. | 1.2984 | 0.04133 | 191 | 145 | 35 | 11 |
900 | He didn't like being an empty nester. | 1.2984 | 0.03785 | 191 | 140 | 45 | 6 |
901 | He's trying to hatch a plan to get rid of Trump. | 1.2984 | 0.04133 | 191 | 145 | 35 | 11 |
902 | It's gotten too big to keep under the mattress. | 1.2984 | 0.04133 | 191 | 145 | 35 | 11 |
903 | He's too cheap to buy an incubator until it hatches. | 1.2984 | 0.03997 | 191 | 143 | 39 | 9 |
904 | ...Janet, it's not polite to ask someone that. | 1.2984 | 0.04264 | 191 | 147 | 31 | 13 |
905 | Being Foster Parents has its challenges | 1.2984 | 0.03928 | 191 | 142 | 41 | 8 |
906 | Maybe try a beanbag chair instead? | 1.2984 | 0.03857 | 191 | 141 | 43 | 7 |
907 | You really should have your prostate checked. | 1.2984 | 0.04199 | 191 | 146 | 33 | 12 |
908 | We're on a pension, so I hope it eats like a bird. | 1.2984 | 0.03857 | 191 | 141 | 43 | 7 |
909 | I know who came first. | 1.2969 | 0.04048 | 192 | 145 | 37 | 10 |
910 | What do you think? Too modern or too prehistoric? | 1.2967 | 0.04048 | 182 | 136 | 38 | 8 |
911 | That's Harold's new eggonomic chair. | 1.2963 | 0.04089 | 189 | 143 | 36 | 10 |
912 | He's got my vote for Stepfather of the Year. | 1.2963 | 0.04020 | 189 | 142 | 38 | 9 |
913 | Don’t think this is what the financial planner meant when he advised us to protect our nest egg. | 1.2963 | 0.03372 | 189 | 141 | 43 | 5 |
914 | I thought you said you were empty nesters. | 1.2963 | 0.04089 | 189 | 143 | 36 | 10 |
915 | Well, I'm glad he's staying on top of his cholesterol. | 1.2963 | 0.04157 | 189 | 144 | 34 | 11 |
916 | You would not believe the amount of cackling that went on! | 1.2963 | 0.04089 | 189 | 143 | 36 | 10 |
917 | Boy is he going to have egg on his face when tries to get off of that. | 1.2963 | 0.04089 | 189 | 143 | 36 | 10 |
918 | It's unlikely, but if it starts to hatch, run like hell! | 1.2963 | 0.03729 | 189 | 138 | 46 | 5 |
919 | It only hurt for a moment. | 1.2963 | 0.03877 | 189 | 142 | 39 | 8 |
920 | It was a large bird. | 1.2963 | 0.04020 | 189 | 142 | 38 | 9 |
921 | I just don't want to be around when it hatches. | 1.2963 | 0.03495 | 189 | 137 | 49 | 3 |
922 | It’s a metaphore. | 1.2963 | 0.03877 | 189 | 140 | 42 | 7 |
923 | What do you think he's compensating for? | 1.2963 | 0.03877 | 189 | 140 | 42 | 7 |
924 | This isn’t so bad. The trouble starts when he thinks he's a rooster. | 1.2963 | 0.03877 | 189 | 140 | 42 | 7 |
925 | He's cheating on you. | 1.2963 | 0.03804 | 189 | 139 | 44 | 6 |
926 | He just watched Jurassic Park again | 1.2963 | 0.04089 | 189 | 143 | 36 | 10 |
927 | It looks just like you Phil. | 1.2963 | 0.03949 | 189 | 141 | 40 | 8 |
928 | My eyes are up here Carol | 1.2963 | 0.04157 | 189 | 144 | 34 | 11 |
929 | If it starts to crack, run like hell. | 1.2963 | 0.03804 | 189 | 139 | 44 | 6 |
930 | My job is to just feed him. | 1.2963 | 0.03877 | 189 | 142 | 39 | 8 |
931 | The anticipation is killing me | 1.2963 | 0.04157 | 189 | 144 | 34 | 11 |
932 | Norman, did you hear a who? | 1.2963 | 0.04157 | 189 | 144 | 34 | 11 |
933 | Trojan horse? No, what's that? | 1.2963 | 0.04224 | 189 | 145 | 32 | 12 |
934 | I still want to see the shop that sold it to him. | 1.2963 | 0.03949 | 189 | 143 | 37 | 9 |
935 | His mother warned him not to swallow bubble gum. | 1.2963 | 0.04020 | 189 | 142 | 38 | 9 |
936 | Mostly it consists of money market accounts, fixed annuities and timeshare in Boca. | 1.2957 | 0.04132 | 186 | 141 | 35 | 10 |
937 | When you said you were growing your nest egg, we thought you meant retirement. | 1.2957 | 0.03524 | 186 | 133 | 51 | 2 |
938 | His yolks are getting old | 1.2957 | 0.03840 | 186 | 137 | 43 | 6 |
939 | The English professor is making a point. I told him he “laid” around the house too much. | 1.2957 | 0.03915 | 186 | 138 | 41 | 7 |
940 | Don’t say anything...you’ll only egg him on. | 1.2957 | 0.04201 | 186 | 142 | 33 | 11 |
941 | He’s practicing Yoka. | 1.2957 | 0.04061 | 186 | 140 | 37 | 9 |
942 | This is how you hatch your ideas? | 1.2957 | 0.03763 | 186 | 136 | 45 | 5 |
943 | At work they call him “The Hatch It Man” | 1.2941 | 0.03897 | 187 | 139 | 41 | 7 |
944 | I bet it it’s a double yolk | 1.2941 | 0.04112 | 187 | 142 | 35 | 10 |
945 | He’s hatching our nest egg. | 1.2941 | 0.03970 | 187 | 140 | 39 | 8 |
946 | If it hatches,run quickly! | 1.2941 | 0.04042 | 187 | 141 | 37 | 9 |
947 | We're still trying to have a baby, but the process eludes him. | 1.2941 | 0.04042 | 187 | 141 | 37 | 9 |
948 | He is always hatching something. Nothing good ever comes out of it. | 1.2941 | 0.04112 | 187 | 142 | 35 | 10 |
949 | Yes, your scrotum looks swollen! What do you want me to do about it? | 1.2941 | 0.04250 | 187 | 144 | 31 | 12 |
950 | IKEA | 1.2941 | 0.03897 | 187 | 139 | 41 | 7 |
951 | If it hatches, it will probably eat you... | 1.2941 | 0.04182 | 187 | 143 | 33 | 11 |
952 | I'm not cruel, HE didn't have to lay it! | 1.2941 | 0.04042 | 187 | 141 | 37 | 9 |
953 | He's taking Paleo seriously. | 1.2941 | 0.03897 | 187 | 139 | 41 | 7 |
954 | Is this what he thinks being a feminist entails? | 1.2941 | 0.04112 | 187 | 142 | 35 | 10 |
955 | I'm afraid we'll be walking on eggshells soon. | 1.2941 | 0.03897 | 187 | 139 | 41 | 7 |
956 | George was tired of being referred to as an egg head. | 1.2941 | 0.03669 | 187 | 136 | 47 | 4 |
957 | Buying him that egg was one of my better ideas. | 1.2941 | 0.04042 | 187 | 141 | 37 | 9 |
958 | Unfortunately Tom hasn’t been the same since he watched March of the Penguins. | 1.2941 | 0.03823 | 187 | 138 | 43 | 6 |
959 | And the chicken was $1.99. Can you believe that? | 1.2941 | 0.03970 | 187 | 140 | 39 | 8 |
960 | Frank read about it on Goop. | 1.2938 | 0.04267 | 177 | 135 | 32 | 10 |
961 | It promotes core strength, and also has the benefit of being high in protein | 1.2938 | 0.03873 | 177 | 130 | 42 | 5 |
962 | Careful. If its not hard boiled, it's going to be over easy. | 1.2935 | 0.04084 | 184 | 139 | 36 | 9 |
963 | I see you’ve been searching for hot chicks online again | 1.2935 | 0.03936 | 184 | 137 | 40 | 7 |
964 | No, he adopted it. | 1.2935 | 0.04010 | 184 | 138 | 38 | 8 |
965 | He got tired of being called a couch potato... | 1.2935 | 0.03936 | 184 | 137 | 40 | 7 |
966 | I guess we boomers just don't get this new free-range parenting style. | 1.2935 | 0.03859 | 184 | 136 | 42 | 6 |
967 | Hatch it? How did he lay it? | 1.2935 | 0.03782 | 184 | 135 | 44 | 5 |
968 | It soothes him when he's brooding. | 1.2935 | 0.03782 | 184 | 135 | 44 | 5 |
969 | Girls' night off! | 1.2935 | 0.03936 | 184 | 137 | 40 | 7 |
970 | Back from open mic night? | 1.2935 | 0.04010 | 184 | 138 | 38 | 8 |
971 | I can't get him to stop brooding... | 1.2935 | 0.03936 | 184 | 137 | 40 | 7 |
972 | You see, Linda, George took a DNA test and found out he is 38% Ostrich. | 1.2935 | 0.04010 | 184 | 138 | 38 | 8 |
973 | This new time-out chair is doing wonders for our marriage. | 1.2935 | 0.04156 | 184 | 140 | 34 | 10 |
974 | Yes, we're expecting. | 1.2935 | 0.04227 | 184 | 141 | 32 | 11 |
975 | His mantra is, 'An elephant's faithful, one-hundred percent.' | 1.2935 | 0.04156 | 184 | 140 | 34 | 10 |
976 | I see Bob's still volunteering for the Pterodactyl Preservation Society. | 1.2935 | 0.03702 | 184 | 134 | 46 | 4 |
977 | That’s one hell of a hemorrhoid, Larry! | 1.2935 | 0.04010 | 184 | 138 | 38 | 8 |
978 | Harold will usually brood for days over nothing. | 1.2935 | 0.04156 | 184 | 140 | 34 | 10 |
979 | Having watched Game of Thrones, he is obsessed with the idea of hatching a dragon | 1.2935 | 0.04084 | 184 | 139 | 36 | 9 |
980 | It's the latest "jätteägg" from IKEA... | 1.2935 | 0.04010 | 184 | 138 | 38 | 8 |
981 | Oh Ed I just love your new eggronomic chair. | 1.2935 | 0.04227 | 184 | 141 | 32 | 11 |
982 | His balance has always been excellent | 1.2935 | 0.03936 | 184 | 137 | 40 | 7 |
983 | He's hoping for a recliner. | 1.2935 | 0.03859 | 184 | 136 | 42 | 6 |
984 | Only three weeks left until it becomes a rocking chair. | 1.2935 | 0.03782 | 184 | 135 | 44 | 5 |
985 | Please excuse my husband, he’s a compulsive incubator. | 1.2935 | 0.04084 | 184 | 139 | 36 | 9 |
986 | Imagine my surprise, I didn't even know he was ovulating! | 1.2935 | 0.03936 | 184 | 137 | 40 | 7 |
987 | I’ll have you know, Marge, this takes incredible core strength.” | 1.2935 | 0.03782 | 184 | 135 | 44 | 5 |
988 | Fred and his nest egg are seldom apart. | 1.2935 | 0.03782 | 184 | 135 | 44 | 5 |
989 | You proved your point Arnold. You CAN balance an egg on the Spring Equinox. Now get off and make us an omelette. | 1.2935 | 0.04365 | 184 | 143 | 28 | 13 |
990 | I didn't think you were being literal when you said you were feathering your nest... | 1.2935 | 0.03782 | 184 | 135 | 44 | 5 |
991 | I'd see Dr. Lance Boyle, if I were you. | 1.2935 | 0.04156 | 184 | 140 | 34 | 10 |
992 | Bean Bag, Lou! BEAN BAG! You can’t just use ANY food item... | 1.2935 | 0.04227 | 184 | 143 | 29 | 12 |
993 | It's like a yoga ball, only keto. | 1.2935 | 0.04010 | 184 | 138 | 38 | 8 |
994 | I’ve always said he’s an odd bird. | 1.2935 | 0.04010 | 184 | 138 | 38 | 8 |
995 | So, when's the gender reveal party? | 1.2935 | 0.03782 | 184 | 135 | 44 | 5 |
996 | I wanted satin. Wilbur said eggshell would work well. | 1.2935 | 0.04084 | 184 | 139 | 36 | 9 |
997 | So, your company's lay-off ... is a contest? | 1.2935 | 0.04010 | 184 | 138 | 38 | 8 |
998 | Marty's finally going public about his hemorrhoid. | 1.2935 | 0.04156 | 184 | 140 | 34 | 10 |
999 | His 401-egg | 1.2912 | 0.04032 | 182 | 137 | 37 | 8 |
1000 | I told him not to fuck that brontosaur. | 1.2912 | 0.04461 | 182 | 143 | 25 | 14 |
1001 | Which came first? | 1.2912 | 0.03956 | 182 | 136 | 39 | 7 |
1002 | You think that’s hard? Let me tell you about laying it. | 1.2912 | 0.03879 | 182 | 135 | 41 | 6 |
1003 | Can you take a turn, I have to go to the bathroom. | 1.2912 | 0.04107 | 182 | 138 | 35 | 9 |
1004 | I told him to get off his high horse and he came back with this. | 1.2912 | 0.04032 | 182 | 137 | 37 | 8 |
1005 | At least the egg got laid. | 1.2912 | 0.04107 | 182 | 138 | 35 | 9 |
1006 | He's always hatching bird-brained ideas. | 1.2912 | 0.03956 | 182 | 136 | 39 | 7 |
1007 | Ted hasn't adjusted well to empty nest syndrome. | 1.2912 | 0.03956 | 182 | 136 | 39 | 7 |
1008 | You did tell him to find an egg donor... | 1.2912 | 0.03956 | 182 | 136 | 39 | 7 |
1009 | Les refuses to let our nest egg out of his sight. | 1.2912 | 0.03879 | 182 | 135 | 41 | 6 |
1010 | It's really great for his health- he can't reach the snacks. | 1.2912 | 0.04032 | 182 | 137 | 37 | 8 |
1011 | Oooh, that's a relief. | 1.2912 | 0.03800 | 182 | 134 | 43 | 5 |
1012 | Fred is making the turkey this year | 1.2912 | 0.04032 | 182 | 137 | 37 | 8 |
1013 | Humpty Dumpty was a freak accident, I'll be fine. | 1.2912 | 0.03879 | 182 | 135 | 41 | 6 |
1014 | This chair is called nesting | 1.2912 | 0.03879 | 182 | 135 | 41 | 6 |
1015 | I told him to chew gum when he's gassy. | 1.2912 | 0.04107 | 182 | 138 | 35 | 9 |
1016 | the brooding behaviour comes with the midlife crisis | 1.2912 | 0.03956 | 182 | 136 | 39 | 7 |
1017 | Stand back, Murray’s about to hatch another one his big ideas. | 1.2912 | 0.03879 | 182 | 135 | 41 | 6 |
1018 | Picking out furniture was much simpler before HGTV. | 1.2912 | 0.04032 | 182 | 137 | 37 | 8 |
1019 | When I told Dan we needed a nest egg, he took it rather literally. | 1.2912 | 0.04032 | 182 | 137 | 37 | 8 |
1020 | A goldfish would have been nice. | 1.2912 | 0.04180 | 182 | 139 | 33 | 10 |
1021 | He’s determined to meet new chicks. | 1.2889 | 0.03818 | 180 | 133 | 42 | 5 |
1022 | No wonder he has hemorrhoids. | 1.2889 | 0.04205 | 180 | 142 | 26 | 12 |
1023 | He thinks He’s Humpty Dumpty | 1.2889 | 0.04131 | 180 | 137 | 34 | 9 |
1024 | Honey, call the doctor. It’s been like this for more than four hours. | 1.2889 | 0.03899 | 180 | 134 | 40 | 6 |
1025 | We both agree: It's time for the hemorrhoid surgery, dear. | 1.2889 | 0.04205 | 180 | 138 | 32 | 10 |
1026 | Was it painful? | 1.2889 | 0.04350 | 180 | 140 | 28 | 12 |
1027 | Go on, bounce some ideas off us. | 1.2889 | 0.03899 | 180 | 134 | 40 | 6 |
1028 | I told him. Big Bird isn't coming back. | 1.2889 | 0.03978 | 180 | 135 | 38 | 7 |
1029 | It's a temporary position. | 1.2889 | 0.03978 | 180 | 135 | 38 | 7 |
1030 | I insisted he find something to do in retirement. | 1.2889 | 0.03978 | 180 | 135 | 38 | 7 |
1031 | It's almost like the new sculpture is his baby. | 1.2889 | 0.03899 | 180 | 134 | 40 | 6 |
1032 | It beats walking on eggshells around him. | 1.2889 | 0.03978 | 180 | 135 | 38 | 7 |
1033 | Harry stuffed the bean bag chair a little too full. | 1.2889 | 0.03818 | 180 | 133 | 42 | 5 |
1034 | He’s hoping to get paternity leave. | 1.2889 | 0.04131 | 180 | 137 | 34 | 9 |
1035 | I told him not to hang out with that chick! | 1.2889 | 0.04350 | 180 | 140 | 28 | 12 |
1036 | We had a rough night. | 1.2889 | 0.04131 | 180 | 137 | 34 | 9 |
1037 | I see those laxatives finally kicked in. | 1.2889 | 0.04278 | 180 | 139 | 30 | 11 |
1038 | I had a great summer, I hope he has a great fall. | 1.2889 | 0.04278 | 180 | 139 | 30 | 11 |
1039 | Laying it was the hard part for him. Now we just wait. | 1.2889 | 0.03899 | 180 | 136 | 37 | 7 |
1040 | I don't know how he does it, but his omelettes are to die for. | 1.2889 | 0.04055 | 180 | 136 | 36 | 8 |
1041 | “I see dad likes his new elliptical.” | 1.2889 | 0.04131 | 180 | 137 | 34 | 9 |
1042 | You better be cleaning that mess up after it hatches. | 1.2889 | 0.04205 | 180 | 138 | 32 | 10 |
1043 | I get to name it. | 1.2889 | 0.03978 | 180 | 135 | 38 | 7 |
1044 | ...but we have to buy the bacon. | 1.2889 | 0.03899 | 180 | 134 | 40 | 6 |
1045 | He refuses to get down until I say the Hatch Act is an amusing visual pun. | 1.2889 | 0.03978 | 180 | 135 | 38 | 7 |
1046 | Fritz finally found an outlet for all that hot air. | 1.2889 | 0.03978 | 180 | 135 | 38 | 7 |
1047 | I tried talking to him but it just ruffled his feathers. | 1.2881 | 0.03938 | 177 | 132 | 39 | 6 |
1048 | He's convinced it's a recession-proof nest egg. | 1.2881 | 0.03685 | 177 | 129 | 45 | 3 |
1049 | Do you think it might be time for "the talk" ? | 1.2881 | 0.03938 | 177 | 132 | 39 | 6 |
1050 | Sitting on a comfortable nest egg doesn't actually look comfortable. | 1.2881 | 0.04098 | 177 | 134 | 35 | 8 |
1051 | What kind of knuckle-headed plan are you hatching now? | 1.2881 | 0.04018 | 177 | 133 | 37 | 7 |
1052 | We've been through this, Mother. Stan identifies as emperor penguin. | 1.2881 | 0.04018 | 177 | 133 | 37 | 7 |
1053 | Doesn't talk much when hatching his schemes, does he? | 1.2881 | 0.04098 | 177 | 134 | 35 | 8 |
1054 | You hatch it, you take care of it. | 1.2881 | 0.03938 | 177 | 132 | 39 | 6 |
1055 | Do you smell sulfur? | 1.2881 | 0.03938 | 177 | 132 | 39 | 6 |
1056 | When he retired I thought that we would finally travel. | 1.2881 | 0.04018 | 177 | 133 | 37 | 7 |
1057 | I think I felt a peck | 1.2881 | 0.03938 | 177 | 132 | 39 | 6 |
1058 | At least he's stopped putting them all in one basket. | 1.2881 | 0.04018 | 177 | 133 | 37 | 7 |
1059 | They removed the wrong one. | 1.2881 | 0.04098 | 177 | 134 | 35 | 8 |
1060 | He keeps saying that this is how he rolls. | 1.2881 | 0.04098 | 177 | 134 | 35 | 8 |
1061 | Harold, it’s still your turn to do the dishes. | 1.2881 | 0.04098 | 177 | 134 | 35 | 8 |
1062 | We promised to share when we adopted. He sits during the day, I sit at night. | 1.2881 | 0.04251 | 177 | 136 | 31 | 10 |
1063 | I fear that he has no idea what a nest egg really is. | 1.2881 | 0.04098 | 177 | 134 | 35 | 8 |
1064 | It’s his hobby. It’s cheaper than bowling, and he’s home nights. | 1.2881 | 0.03855 | 177 | 131 | 41 | 5 |
1065 | Natural childbirth was out of the question for us. | 1.2881 | 0.04326 | 177 | 137 | 29 | 11 |
1066 | If it breaks, he'll have egg on more than just his face... | 1.2881 | 0.04098 | 177 | 134 | 35 | 8 |
1067 | At least when it hatches I get maternity leave. | 1.2881 | 0.03938 | 177 | 132 | 39 | 6 |
1068 | Geez, Leonard - at least say excuse me! | 1.2881 | 0.04018 | 177 | 133 | 37 | 7 |
1069 | Five bucks says we’re having an omelet for dinner. | 1.2881 | 0.04251 | 177 | 136 | 31 | 10 |
1070 | He's protecting his nest egg. | 1.2881 | 0.03771 | 177 | 130 | 43 | 4 |
1071 | He didn't lay the egg, he ordered it from Ebay. | 1.2881 | 0.04098 | 177 | 134 | 35 | 8 |
1072 | That’s my Harold. You should’ve seen the idea he hatched last month. | 1.2881 | 0.04018 | 177 | 135 | 34 | 8 |
1073 | I'm waiting to judge until it hatches. | 1.2881 | 0.04175 | 177 | 135 | 33 | 9 |
1074 | How did he get up there | 1.2881 | 0.03771 | 177 | 130 | 43 | 4 |
1075 | Alvin's gym instructor suggested his balance would improve if he practiced being Humpty Dumpty. | 1.2881 | 0.04251 | 177 | 136 | 31 | 10 |
1076 | I did all the labour to lay it, now he is going to get all the glory when it hatches. | 1.2881 | 0.03855 | 177 | 131 | 41 | 5 |
1077 | Edward, this could prove to be the worst idea you’ve ever hatched. | 1.2881 | 0.03855 | 177 | 131 | 41 | 5 |
1078 | It's good for his core, but not his cholesterol. | 1.2881 | 0.04175 | 177 | 135 | 33 | 9 |
1079 | It is the first thing he has laid in over fifty years. | 1.2881 | 0.03938 | 177 | 132 | 39 | 6 |
1080 | It's called "modern-chick". | 1.2881 | 0.03771 | 177 | 132 | 40 | 5 |
1081 | I prefer free range eggs. | 1.2881 | 0.03771 | 177 | 134 | 37 | 6 |
1082 | He thinks our nest egg might hatch into something bigger...and it's good for his abs. | 1.2881 | 0.03771 | 177 | 130 | 43 | 4 |
1083 | The doctor said the inflammation will go down in a few days. | 1.2881 | 0.04018 | 177 | 133 | 37 | 7 |
1084 | It's not his, though. | 1.2881 | 0.03855 | 177 | 131 | 41 | 5 |
1085 | Do you want to take a crack at it? | 1.2881 | 0.03938 | 177 | 135 | 35 | 7 |
1086 | I hate it when he brings work home | 1.2881 | 0.04018 | 177 | 133 | 37 | 7 |
1087 | I told him where he could stick his 1,000-watt light bulb invention. | 1.2881 | 0.04018 | 177 | 133 | 37 | 7 |
1088 | Yes, George takes very good care of our nest egg. | 1.2881 | 0.04098 | 177 | 134 | 35 | 8 |
1089 | We thought the online add said it was "erg"onomic... | 1.2881 | 0.04018 | 177 | 133 | 37 | 7 |
1090 | Don't you think this is rather extreme, Benedict? | 1.2881 | 0.03938 | 177 | 132 | 39 | 6 |
1091 | Arthur won't stop talking about the farm-to-table movement. He's making breakfast. | 1.2865 | 0.03999 | 178 | 136 | 34 | 8 |
1092 | And what was wrong with the standing desk?" | 1.2857 | 0.04121 | 175 | 133 | 34 | 8 |
1093 | He’s been doing that ever since we became empty-nesters. | 1.2857 | 0.04041 | 175 | 132 | 36 | 7 |
1094 | He wanted a bird’s eye view. | 1.2857 | 0.04277 | 175 | 135 | 30 | 10 |
1095 | So will this be a monthly thing? | 1.2857 | 0.04121 | 175 | 133 | 34 | 8 |
1096 | This is the least of his fowl behaviors; I call it his “over easy chair”. | 1.2857 | 0.04041 | 175 | 132 | 36 | 7 |
1097 | When we bought it at the MoMA gift shop we didn't realize it was a couch. | 1.2857 | 0.04200 | 175 | 134 | 32 | 9 |
1098 | Is he planning on breast feeding? | 1.2857 | 0.04200 | 175 | 134 | 32 | 9 |
1099 | We're hoping it's a boy. | 1.2857 | 0.04121 | 175 | 133 | 34 | 8 |
1100 | Tell me again how you got up there. | 1.2857 | 0.04041 | 175 | 132 | 36 | 7 |
1101 | We tried postmodern,then transitional. Now it's Mesozoic. | 1.2857 | 0.04041 | 175 | 134 | 33 | 8 |
1102 | It made him feel better on his 60th birthday when the kids started called him a dinosaur | 1.2857 | 0.03958 | 175 | 131 | 38 | 6 |
1103 | He's just still brooding. | 1.2857 | 0.04293 | 154 | 116 | 32 | 6 |
1104 | Doctor says Bill caught a strain of chicken pox and bird flu. | 1.2857 | 0.04041 | 175 | 132 | 36 | 7 |
1105 | I’m sure he came first. | 1.2857 | 0.03958 | 175 | 131 | 38 | 6 |
1106 | The deal is, if he does this, then I have to do the sex talk. | 1.2857 | 0.04121 | 175 | 133 | 34 | 8 |
1107 | Some guy called him a chicken. He wants to prove him wrong. | 1.2857 | 0.04121 | 175 | 133 | 34 | 8 |
1108 | Unusual but very effective. His doctor said it would help with his posture but as a side effect, he no longer can reach the remote. | 1.2857 | 0.03958 | 175 | 131 | 38 | 6 |
1109 | Ignore him. He's just trying to egg us on. | 1.2857 | 0.03701 | 175 | 128 | 44 | 3 |
1110 | I told him to invest in a mutual fund but noooo... | 1.2857 | 0.03875 | 175 | 130 | 40 | 5 |
1111 | He is confident that Ancestry.com will prove he is related to Humpty Dumpty. | 1.2857 | 0.04121 | 175 | 133 | 34 | 8 |
1112 | It's our neighbor's egg. They're on vacation. | 1.2857 | 0.04041 | 175 | 132 | 36 | 7 |
1113 | Given the absence of a giant rooster, he may be sitting there for some time. | 1.2857 | 0.04121 | 175 | 133 | 34 | 8 |
1114 | Dr. Wisotsky says it’s a classic “Humpty Dumpty “ complex. | 1.2857 | 0.04041 | 175 | 132 | 36 | 7 |
1115 | Whose gender is being revealed at this party? | 1.2857 | 0.03958 | 175 | 131 | 38 | 6 |
1116 | This is not the nest egg I was expecting! | 1.2857 | 0.04041 | 175 | 132 | 36 | 7 |
1117 | Yes, Ralph really laid an egg this time. | 1.2857 | 0.04041 | 175 | 132 | 36 | 7 |
1118 | I'd like you to meet my husband, Horton. | 1.2857 | 0.04200 | 175 | 134 | 32 | 9 |
1119 | Harold doesn't work anymore and this is very inconvenient, but the eggs are delicious | 1.2857 | 0.04121 | 175 | 133 | 34 | 8 |
1120 | No, he just climbed up there after a couple of drinks and has been too scared to jump down. | 1.2857 | 0.04041 | 175 | 134 | 33 | 8 |
1121 | I told Harry he could get a hatched one at the pound. | 1.2857 | 0.04354 | 175 | 136 | 28 | 11 |
1122 | Well, it does look like him. | 1.2857 | 0.03789 | 175 | 129 | 42 | 4 |
1123 | Orin, hatch already!! | 1.2857 | 0.04121 | 175 | 133 | 34 | 8 |
1124 | If nothing else, he's well balanced! | 1.2857 | 0.04041 | 175 | 132 | 36 | 7 |
1125 | he said it was an impulse buy from eggkea | 1.2857 | 0.04354 | 175 | 136 | 28 | 11 |
1126 | I just hope when it hatches it will go with the sofa. | 1.2857 | 0.03875 | 175 | 130 | 40 | 5 |
1127 | Naming it won’t stop us from having omelettes tomorrow. | 1.2857 | 0.03958 | 175 | 131 | 38 | 6 |
1128 | For the last time son, it doesn’t work that way. | 1.2857 | 0.04354 | 175 | 136 | 28 | 11 |
1129 | We thought we ordered an ergonomic chair. | 1.2857 | 0.04200 | 175 | 134 | 32 | 9 |
1130 | Frankly, I don't see sustained growth over the long term. | 1.2832 | 0.04145 | 173 | 134 | 30 | 9 |
1131 | Last time I buy online. | 1.2832 | 0.04063 | 173 | 131 | 35 | 7 |
1132 | This is how he protects his best egg for retirement | 1.2832 | 0.03894 | 173 | 129 | 39 | 5 |
1133 | Thank God the egg came first. | 1.2832 | 0.04225 | 173 | 133 | 31 | 9 |
1134 | In this economy, it's the only way to grow your nest egg. | 1.2832 | 0.04063 | 173 | 131 | 35 | 7 |
1135 | You should see the side of bacon that goes with it . | 1.2832 | 0.04063 | 173 | 131 | 35 | 7 |
1136 | He thinks that THIS one is going to go to medical school. | 1.2832 | 0.03979 | 173 | 130 | 37 | 6 |
1137 | That's the only one the kids didn't find. | 1.2832 | 0.04457 | 173 | 136 | 25 | 12 |
1138 | Nope, nothing new around here. | 1.2832 | 0.04145 | 173 | 132 | 33 | 8 |
1139 | Oh, he’s just hatching another crazy scheme. | 1.2832 | 0.03894 | 173 | 129 | 39 | 5 |
1140 | The lesson here is not to bet on sports with an emperor penguin. | 1.2832 | 0.04304 | 173 | 134 | 29 | 10 |
1141 | So how long are you babysitting for Big Bird? | 1.2832 | 0.04063 | 173 | 131 | 35 | 7 |
1142 | Guinness is banging on the door, CNN's here to interview Harriet, the Wonder Hen, a Michelin chef has plans for the world's record 1-egg omelet... And Roy's gone catatonic | 1.2832 | 0.04145 | 173 | 132 | 33 | 8 |
1143 | I know he's probably nuts, but if he pulls this off we'll eat like kings. | 1.2832 | 0.04381 | 173 | 135 | 27 | 11 |
1144 | Stanley took the term "nest egg" literally. | 1.2832 | 0.04063 | 173 | 131 | 35 | 7 |
1145 | I told him to read the side effects carefully ! | 1.2832 | 0.03979 | 173 | 130 | 37 | 6 |
1146 | I'm shopping for the world's largest omelette pan. | 1.2832 | 0.03979 | 173 | 130 | 37 | 6 |
1147 | well, my cousin knows this really good urologist... | 1.2807 | 0.03914 | 171 | 128 | 38 | 5 |
1148 | I don't have the heart to tell him it's just a rock. | 1.2807 | 0.03914 | 171 | 128 | 38 | 5 |
1149 | Well, he asked for a new chair in eggshell! | 1.2807 | 0.04001 | 171 | 129 | 36 | 6 |
1150 | Eventually he plans to ride it to work." | 1.2807 | 0.04086 | 171 | 132 | 31 | 8 |
1151 | Has one ever hatched? | 1.2807 | 0.04086 | 171 | 130 | 34 | 7 |
1152 | He bought it on Amazon— swears he’s going to hatch a dragon | 1.2807 | 0.04086 | 171 | 130 | 34 | 7 |
1153 | Patience, certainly. But people always forget the boyish agility required. | 1.2807 | 0.03825 | 171 | 129 | 37 | 5 |
1154 | This is the easy part. The hard part was laying it. | 1.2807 | 0.04251 | 171 | 132 | 30 | 9 |
1155 | You're raising this one yourself, Harold. | 1.2807 | 0.04410 | 171 | 134 | 26 | 11 |
1156 | Yes well, I did encourage him to leave his job and start an incubator.... this just wasn't what I had in mind. | 1.2807 | 0.04086 | 171 | 130 | 34 | 7 |
1157 | Yeah, but he still doesn't help with the dishes. | 1.2807 | 0.04086 | 171 | 130 | 34 | 7 |
1158 | His newest chair patent didn't have legs. | 1.2807 | 0.04331 | 171 | 133 | 28 | 10 |
1159 | We thought about committing him,but we need the eggs. | 1.2807 | 0.04251 | 171 | 132 | 30 | 9 |
1160 | The doctor said Harry's cholesterol was high. | 1.2807 | 0.04169 | 171 | 131 | 32 | 8 |
1161 | Time will tell. | 1.2807 | 0.03825 | 171 | 127 | 40 | 4 |
1162 | It makes him feel important. | 1.2807 | 0.03825 | 171 | 127 | 40 | 4 |
1163 | Bill's prostate exam was long overdue | 1.2807 | 0.04410 | 171 | 134 | 26 | 11 |
1164 | That’s not how we blow bubblegum | 1.2807 | 0.04086 | 171 | 130 | 34 | 7 |
1165 | Don't mind him. If he leaves our nest egg, we'll get a penalty for early withdrawal. | 1.2807 | 0.04086 | 171 | 130 | 34 | 7 |
1166 | If he ever succeeds in hatching it, we will all have egg on our face for doubting him. | 1.2807 | 0.04169 | 171 | 131 | 32 | 8 |
1167 | Yes, Ed's a surrogate. The couple flew in from Australia. | 1.2807 | 0.04251 | 171 | 132 | 30 | 9 |
1168 | Has he tried Preparation H? | 1.2807 | 0.04410 | 171 | 134 | 26 | 11 |
1169 | Some of us preferred the nest empty. | 1.2807 | 0.03914 | 171 | 128 | 38 | 5 |
1170 | Honestly, I still don't understand bitcoin | 1.2807 | 0.04251 | 171 | 132 | 30 | 9 |
1171 | No, we don’t care what gender it is as long as it has has twelve fingers and toes! | 1.2807 | 0.04169 | 171 | 131 | 32 | 8 |
1172 | Ever since he put Humpty Dumpty back together again, he has been insufferble! | 1.2807 | 0.03914 | 171 | 128 | 38 | 5 |
1173 | Our cholesterol levels are through the roof, but the omelettes are to die for. | 1.2807 | 0.04086 | 171 | 130 | 34 | 7 |
1174 | But, if it does hatch Bill has promised to keep it in the back yard only! | 1.2807 | 0.03914 | 171 | 128 | 38 | 5 |
1175 | It doesn't look ergonomic to me. | 1.2807 | 0.04169 | 171 | 131 | 32 | 8 |
1176 | I told him if he sits on it long enough, we will have a baby. It worked like a charm...he hasn't bothered me in bed for twenty years. | 1.2807 | 0.04001 | 171 | 129 | 36 | 6 |
1177 | It works the core and feeds one hundred. | 1.2807 | 0.04001 | 171 | 129 | 36 | 6 |
1178 | But it's not gold now is it? | 1.2807 | 0.03825 | 171 | 127 | 40 | 4 |
1179 | Being an empty nester has been hard on Bill. | 1.2807 | 0.03825 | 171 | 127 | 40 | 4 |
1180 | He's fallen up and he can't get down. | 1.2807 | 0.04331 | 171 | 133 | 28 | 10 |
1181 | He's a stay-at-home dad | 1.2807 | 0.03734 | 171 | 126 | 42 | 3 |
1182 | Soon. That's why we pulled up the rug. | 1.2807 | 0.03825 | 171 | 127 | 40 | 4 |
1183 | He gets very aggressive if someone tries to take his seat. | 1.2807 | 0.04001 | 171 | 129 | 36 | 6 |
1184 | We started late | 1.2798 | 0.04043 | 168 | 127 | 35 | 6 |
1185 | Goodness me, as if we need another ostrich in the house. | 1.2798 | 0.04381 | 168 | 131 | 27 | 10 |
1186 | You’re headed for a really bad case of empty nest syndrome. | 1.2798 | 0.04299 | 168 | 130 | 29 | 9 |
1187 | My doctor said he’s never seen this degree of a prolapse. | 1.2798 | 0.04043 | 168 | 127 | 35 | 6 |
1188 | Morris has always wanted a dinosaur. | 1.2798 | 0.04130 | 168 | 128 | 33 | 7 |
1189 | He wants an offspring in the worst way. | 1.2798 | 0.04130 | 168 | 128 | 33 | 7 |
1190 | I read that egg sitting combats toxic masculinity. | 1.2798 | 0.04215 | 168 | 129 | 31 | 8 |
1191 | Frankly, I don’t think anyone actually knows what a ‘nest egg’ is. | 1.2798 | 0.04215 | 168 | 129 | 31 | 8 |
1192 | Awkward... | 1.2798 | 0.03953 | 168 | 126 | 37 | 5 |
1193 | Mother's not impressed. You're not a goose and it's not golden. | 1.2798 | 0.03953 | 168 | 126 | 37 | 5 |
1194 | He might be overprotective but all the king's horses and all the kings men... | 1.2798 | 0.03862 | 168 | 125 | 39 | 4 |
1195 | Says it’s the only way he can get a young chick | 1.2798 | 0.04299 | 168 | 130 | 29 | 9 |
1196 | I know that other man bring home work as well, but you’re a paleontologist! | 1.2798 | 0.04043 | 168 | 127 | 35 | 6 |
1197 | I suggested an incubator, but Marlin's so old-fashioned. | 1.2798 | 0.03953 | 168 | 126 | 37 | 5 |
1198 | Seems like a painful way to celebrate Easter. | 1.2798 | 0.04130 | 168 | 128 | 33 | 7 |
1199 | Guess that dentist wasn’t joking about the lead skirt... | 1.2798 | 0.04215 | 168 | 129 | 31 | 8 |
1200 | I still don't understand it but, it did save our marriage. | 1.2798 | 0.04130 | 168 | 128 | 33 | 7 |
1201 | Harold insists he came first. | 1.2798 | 0.04299 | 168 | 130 | 29 | 9 |
1202 | Usually, Stanley is extremely secretive when he's hatching up something odd to surprise me with. | 1.2798 | 0.03862 | 168 | 125 | 39 | 4 |
1203 | So enlighten us, Roger. Which came first?” | 1.2798 | 0.04215 | 168 | 129 | 31 | 8 |
1204 | I knew we shouldn't have thrown away his armchair. | 1.2798 | 0.04215 | 168 | 129 | 31 | 8 |
1205 | He seriously thinks that whatever comes out eventually will call him 'daddy'... | 1.2798 | 0.03953 | 168 | 126 | 37 | 5 |
1206 | It started with poufs. | 1.2798 | 0.04043 | 168 | 127 | 35 | 6 |
1207 | As with many things, in nesting, size matters. | 1.2798 | 0.04215 | 168 | 129 | 31 | 8 |
1208 | I told him not to swallow that chewing gum! | 1.2798 | 0.04215 | 168 | 129 | 31 | 8 |
1209 | Sooner or later he'll have a great fall. | 1.2798 | 0.04043 | 168 | 127 | 35 | 6 |
1210 | Honey, this is your project, I won't be doing any of the regurgitating. | 1.2798 | 0.04215 | 168 | 129 | 31 | 8 |
1211 | I got him at Cirque du Soleil. | 1.2798 | 0.04299 | 168 | 130 | 29 | 9 |
1212 | Ergonomics was never you're forte. | 1.2798 | 0.04215 | 168 | 129 | 31 | 8 |
1213 | He’s more of a dumpty than a humpty. | 1.2798 | 0.04299 | 168 | 130 | 29 | 9 |
1214 | In an ever more confusing world, it gives him a sense of purpose. | 1.2798 | 0.04130 | 168 | 128 | 33 | 7 |
1215 | When Joe said he wanted to start a work-from-home incubator space I too wondered how his lack of tech skills would make it possible. | 1.2798 | 0.04215 | 168 | 129 | 31 | 8 |
1216 | Stop brooding, it's not attractive! | 1.2798 | 0.04299 | 168 | 130 | 29 | 9 |
1217 | I'm tired of walking on eggshells, OK? | 1.2798 | 0.03953 | 168 | 126 | 37 | 5 |
1218 | Couldn't handle being an empty-nester, huh? | 1.2798 | 0.03953 | 168 | 126 | 37 | 5 |
1219 | I would have preferred the chicken. | 1.2798 | 0.04130 | 168 | 128 | 33 | 7 |
1220 | I always said that he was a big chicken. | 1.2798 | 0.04381 | 168 | 131 | 27 | 10 |
1221 | Of course he’s hen pecked but still a good lay. | 1.2798 | 0.04043 | 168 | 127 | 35 | 6 |
1222 | All I'm saying is I'm not bringing the king's horses in here. | 1.2798 | 0.04130 | 168 | 128 | 33 | 7 |
1223 | He doesn't understand the idea of a large nest egg. | 1.2798 | 0.04043 | 168 | 127 | 35 | 6 |
1224 | He finally watched March of the Penguins. | 1.2798 | 0.04299 | 168 | 130 | 29 | 9 |
1225 | Which came out of you first: the chicken or the egg? | 1.2798 | 0.04381 | 168 | 131 | 27 | 10 |
1226 | It's the latest in organic furniture. | 1.2798 | 0.04043 | 168 | 127 | 35 | 6 |
1227 | Sorry, we didn’t know you’d gone vegan. | 1.2798 | 0.04215 | 168 | 129 | 31 | 8 |
1228 | Maybe I should do the grocery shopping from now on. | 1.2798 | 0.04381 | 168 | 131 | 27 | 10 |
1229 | It was supposed to be an ergonomic chair. | 1.2798 | 0.03673 | 168 | 123 | 43 | 2 |
1230 | I warned you not to egg him on. | 1.2798 | 0.03953 | 168 | 126 | 37 | 5 |
1231 | The therapist seems to think it’s a deep longing for Mother | 1.2798 | 0.04043 | 168 | 127 | 35 | 6 |
1232 | The chicken eggs weren’t strong enough. | 1.2798 | 0.03953 | 168 | 126 | 37 | 5 |
1233 | Don't worry, that's just his inflated ego. It'll shrink to a manageable size after he sees his brother's new fiance. | 1.2798 | 0.04130 | 168 | 128 | 33 | 7 |
1234 | My eyes are up here. | 1.2798 | 0.04299 | 168 | 130 | 29 | 9 |
1235 | Harold said he wanted another one. | 1.2798 | 0.03953 | 168 | 126 | 37 | 5 |
1236 | Harold has been trying to get in touch with his maternal side. | 1.2798 | 0.03953 | 168 | 126 | 37 | 5 |
1237 | I'll admit I never really saw Harry's maternal side until now. | 1.2798 | 0.04215 | 168 | 129 | 31 | 8 |
1238 | He takes over the sitting duties when he gets home from work. | 1.2798 | 0.04130 | 168 | 128 | 33 | 7 |
1239 | We decided years ago I would work, and he would raise the kids. | 1.2798 | 0.04043 | 168 | 127 | 35 | 6 |
1240 | Yeah... MY husband told me we had plenty 'squirreled away.' | 1.2798 | 0.04215 | 168 | 129 | 31 | 8 |
1241 | Ironically, we had a chicken chair first. | 1.2798 | 0.04215 | 168 | 129 | 31 | 8 |
1242 | The dragon never showed up, so he uses the egg for core strengthening. | 1.2798 | 0.04043 | 168 | 127 | 35 | 6 |
1243 | That was interesting,now show me how you deflate it! | 1.2798 | 0.04299 | 168 | 130 | 29 | 9 |
1244 | I told him, “you laid it, you hatch it”. | 1.2798 | 0.04381 | 168 | 131 | 27 | 10 |
1245 | I told him that anything would be better than that old recliner...” | 1.2798 | 0.03953 | 168 | 126 | 37 | 5 |
1246 | Is this called “The Hatch Act”? | 1.2798 | 0.04215 | 168 | 129 | 31 | 8 |
1247 | Silly looking, sure, but you can bounce a quarter off Myron’s abs I tell you. | 1.2798 | 0.03673 | 168 | 123 | 43 | 2 |
1248 | He's just hoping it's not a tyrannosaurus. | 1.2798 | 0.03953 | 168 | 126 | 37 | 5 |
1249 | When it comes to retirement, Charles is a bit of a literalist. | 1.2798 | 0.04215 | 168 | 129 | 31 | 8 |
1250 | He’s protecting it from poachers. | 1.2798 | 0.04215 | 168 | 129 | 31 | 8 |
1251 | On the plus side, he's lost a lot of weight. | 1.2798 | 0.03953 | 168 | 126 | 37 | 5 |
1252 | Don't worry mom, Jerry has this business incubator idea he's been sitting on for a while. | 1.2798 | 0.04043 | 168 | 127 | 35 | 6 |
1253 | All I told him is that he should be more nurturing. | 1.2798 | 0.04130 | 168 | 128 | 33 | 7 |
1254 | This is great, but I just wanted him to cook dinner once in a while. | 1.2798 | 0.04215 | 168 | 129 | 31 | 8 |
1255 | If it starts hatching, he's gonna get pecked right in the nuts. | 1.2798 | 0.04381 | 168 | 131 | 27 | 10 |
1256 | I’m ok with it for now, but if it hatches we’re through. | 1.2798 | 0.04043 | 168 | 127 | 35 | 6 |
1257 | Needless to say, we're sitting on quite a nest egg. | 1.2771 | 0.04065 | 166 | 126 | 34 | 6 |
1258 | We'll be able to pay you back, mother, as soon as our nest egg hatches. | 1.2771 | 0.03881 | 166 | 131 | 28 | 7 |
1259 | He told me, ‘I’m expecting to sit on a large nest egg,’ not that he’d be sitting, expecting, on a large egg. | 1.2771 | 0.04241 | 166 | 128 | 30 | 8 |
1260 | His therapist says it'll develop his nurturing instinct. | 1.2771 | 0.04326 | 166 | 129 | 28 | 9 |
1261 | The Egg. The Egg came first." | 1.2771 | 0.04065 | 166 | 126 | 34 | 6 |
1262 | There’s something in his soul o'er which his melancholy sits on brood, and I do doubt the hatch and the disclose will be some danger which for to prevent, I have in quick determination thus set it down: he shall with speed to England. | 1.2771 | 0.04065 | 166 | 126 | 34 | 6 |
1263 | And to think I always thought it was his ego that was inflated... | 1.2771 | 0.04065 | 166 | 126 | 34 | 6 |
1264 | I think his diaper is full | 1.2771 | 0.04241 | 166 | 128 | 30 | 8 |
1265 | My first husband, I had him stuffed and mounted, he was a good egg. | 1.2771 | 0.04491 | 166 | 131 | 24 | 11 |
1266 | The doctor said the polyp was benign?! | 1.2771 | 0.04241 | 166 | 128 | 30 | 8 |
1267 | Exercise balls are for amateurs. | 1.2771 | 0.04154 | 166 | 129 | 29 | 8 |
1268 | Not on the rug, Martin. | 1.2771 | 0.04065 | 166 | 126 | 34 | 6 |
1269 | Is your son having a midlife crisis or a gender reveal party? | 1.2771 | 0.04154 | 166 | 127 | 32 | 7 |
1270 | He said any more egg jokes and he's taking œuf. | 1.2771 | 0.04241 | 166 | 128 | 30 | 8 |
1271 | It's the newest GOOP egg. This year is all about balance. | 1.2771 | 0.04241 | 166 | 128 | 30 | 8 |
1272 | Don't laugh when he tries to get off. | 1.2771 | 0.04065 | 166 | 126 | 34 | 6 |
1273 | I think IKEA is taking modern design to an extreme | 1.2771 | 0.03786 | 166 | 123 | 40 | 3 |
1274 | Well for heaven’s sake George, it was just a joke! | 1.2771 | 0.04154 | 166 | 127 | 32 | 7 |
1275 | Ignore my husband. He doesn’t need anyone else egging him on. | 1.2771 | 0.04065 | 166 | 126 | 34 | 6 |
1276 | At least something's getting laid. | 1.2771 | 0.04326 | 166 | 129 | 28 | 9 |
1277 | Harold is very "woke" about gender roles. | 1.2771 | 0.04154 | 166 | 127 | 32 | 7 |
1278 | So this is that nest egg you've been talking about? | 1.2771 | 0.04154 | 166 | 127 | 32 | 7 |
1279 | So we’re not going to talk about the egg in the room? | 1.2771 | 0.04065 | 166 | 126 | 34 | 6 |
1280 | Horton, get down from there | 1.2771 | 0.04241 | 166 | 128 | 30 | 8 |
1281 | 'He is a silly goose, he thinks it will turn to gold.' | 1.2771 | 0.04065 | 166 | 126 | 34 | 6 |
1282 | Gender-wise, Sheldon is on the fence. | 1.2771 | 0.03881 | 166 | 124 | 38 | 4 |
1283 | They told him he needed to hatch a good idea. | 1.2771 | 0.03974 | 166 | 125 | 36 | 5 |
1284 | If I had to guess, I'd say it's because we never had children. | 1.2771 | 0.04154 | 166 | 127 | 32 | 7 |
1285 | He thinks if it hatches it won't cause allergies, it'll love him unconditionally, and it'll eat his enemies. | 1.2771 | 0.03974 | 166 | 125 | 36 | 5 |
1286 | It's a yoga egg. Don't even ask. | 1.2771 | 0.03974 | 166 | 125 | 36 | 5 |
1287 | My decorator says it's from the Mesozoic collection. | 1.2771 | 0.04065 | 166 | 126 | 34 | 6 |
1288 | I told Ed, you dug it up, you sit on it! | 1.2771 | 0.04409 | 166 | 130 | 26 | 10 |
1289 | It's his retirement nest egg. Our financial advisor is Big Bird. | 1.2771 | 0.03881 | 166 | 124 | 38 | 4 |
1290 | We prefer index funds to just sitting on our next egg. | 1.2771 | 0.03974 | 166 | 125 | 36 | 5 |
1291 | Earl, you can't even hatch a plan. | 1.2771 | 0.03974 | 166 | 125 | 36 | 5 |
1292 | Yes you might say he is a little egg-centric. | 1.2771 | 0.04241 | 166 | 128 | 30 | 8 |
1293 | Which came first, the egg or his midlife crisis? | 1.2771 | 0.03974 | 166 | 125 | 36 | 5 |
1294 | After it hatches, Leonard can retire. | 1.2771 | 0.04065 | 166 | 126 | 34 | 6 |
1295 | Hatch it damn it | 1.2771 | 0.04065 | 166 | 126 | 34 | 6 |
1296 | Carl has an appointment to get that thing lanced. | 1.2771 | 0.04154 | 166 | 127 | 32 | 7 |
1297 | I don't give a peep, just stop egging him on. | 1.2771 | 0.04065 | 166 | 126 | 34 | 6 |
1298 | So, this is the nest egg we’ve been hearing about. | 1.2771 | 0.04326 | 166 | 129 | 28 | 9 |
1299 | Is it me, or has Fred's nest egg grown? | 1.2771 | 0.03881 | 166 | 124 | 38 | 4 |
1300 | Since we used a sperm donor, that’s his job. | 1.2771 | 0.04154 | 166 | 127 | 32 | 7 |
1301 | Do you think it’s a bit too post-post modern? | 1.2771 | 0.04409 | 166 | 130 | 26 | 10 |
1302 | I don't care if it's good for your back. | 1.2771 | 0.04065 | 166 | 126 | 34 | 6 |
1303 | Until I damn well say so, that's how long.. | 1.2771 | 0.03881 | 166 | 124 | 38 | 4 |
1304 | We're hoping he hatches an Eames chair. | 1.2771 | 0.04154 | 166 | 127 | 32 | 7 |
1305 | He can't sit still without that cushion. | 1.2771 | 0.04154 | 166 | 127 | 32 | 7 |
1306 | Unfortunately there were no proctologists in our medical insurance network. | 1.2771 | 0.04154 | 166 | 127 | 32 | 7 |
1307 | Eggshell is the new gray | 1.2771 | 0.04065 | 166 | 126 | 34 | 6 |
1308 | Don't look at me, you're the one who egged him on. | 1.2771 | 0.03688 | 166 | 122 | 42 | 2 |
1309 | I'm waiting to see who'll crack first. | 1.2771 | 0.03881 | 166 | 124 | 38 | 4 |
1310 | It wouldn’t be so bad if he’d just stop saying ‘goo goo ga joob’ every ten seconds. | 1.2771 | 0.04241 | 166 | 128 | 30 | 8 |
1311 | We were empty-nesters, but now I don't know what we are. | 1.2771 | 0.04241 | 166 | 128 | 30 | 8 |
1312 | Don't keep us in suspense. What's this big plan you are hatching? | 1.2771 | 0.03974 | 166 | 125 | 36 | 5 |
1313 | I bought it on EBAY | 1.2771 | 0.04154 | 166 | 127 | 32 | 7 |
1314 | He was always a fan of big-bird. | 1.2771 | 0.04572 | 166 | 132 | 22 | 12 |
1315 | When he said he was leaving his job to start and incubator, I just had no idea. | 1.2771 | 0.04154 | 166 | 130 | 29 | 7 |
1316 | I keep telling him Humpty Dumpty sat on a WALL. | 1.2771 | 0.04065 | 166 | 126 | 34 | 6 |
1317 | When it comes to Henry's nest egg, he doesn't trust any of those investment firms. | 1.2771 | 0.03786 | 166 | 123 | 40 | 3 |
1318 | When we bought the house, his nesting instinct really kicked in. | 1.2771 | 0.04065 | 166 | 126 | 34 | 6 |
1319 | Impressive. But are you free range? | 1.2771 | 0.04154 | 166 | 127 | 32 | 7 |
1320 | Talk about an empty-nester. | 1.2771 | 0.04241 | 166 | 128 | 30 | 8 |
1321 | He thinks he’s being useful. | 1.2771 | 0.04154 | 166 | 127 | 32 | 7 |
1322 | Never swallow bubblegum! | 1.2771 | 0.04326 | 166 | 129 | 28 | 9 |
1323 | It's a good retirement plan, but it keeps us pretty much stuck at home." | 1.2771 | 0.03974 | 166 | 125 | 36 | 5 |
1324 | I thought you said you were going to get a beanbag chair | 1.2771 | 0.04065 | 166 | 126 | 34 | 6 |
1325 | It’s supposed to stimulate creativity but it’s also good for hemorrhoids.” | 1.2771 | 0.03881 | 166 | 124 | 38 | 4 |
1326 | We're surprised too, Walt has always had commitment issues." | 1.2771 | 0.04154 | 166 | 127 | 32 | 7 |
1327 | At least he's a good lay. | 1.2771 | 0.04241 | 166 | 128 | 30 | 8 |
1328 | You know, I always wondered what the whole "egg donor" thing was about. Good for you. | 1.2761 | 0.04289 | 163 | 126 | 29 | 8 |
1329 | I should have been suspicious when he said his absolute favorite film was Jurassic Park | 1.2754 | 0.03861 | 167 | 125 | 38 | 4 |
1330 | He’s always trying to hatch some wild scheme. | 1.2744 | 0.04178 | 164 | 126 | 31 | 7 |
1331 | Only another 21 weeks to Easter. | 1.2744 | 0.04266 | 164 | 127 | 29 | 8 |
1332 | Would you like to stay for lunch? We're having egg salad. | 1.2744 | 0.04353 | 164 | 128 | 27 | 9 |
1333 | It fixes his posture, but he looks like an idiot. | 1.2744 | 0.04087 | 164 | 125 | 33 | 6 |
1334 | Pelvic floor exercises! | 1.2744 | 0.03900 | 164 | 123 | 37 | 4 |
1335 | I think you need a new financial advisor. | 1.2744 | 0.04353 | 164 | 128 | 27 | 9 |
1336 | Charades? Oh, I get it--he's Teri Hatcher! | 1.2744 | 0.04266 | 164 | 127 | 29 | 8 |
1337 | First it was flatulence, now this! | 1.2744 | 0.04178 | 164 | 126 | 31 | 7 |
1338 | I told him child birth is like a man passing a very large egg. | 1.2744 | 0.03994 | 164 | 124 | 35 | 5 |
1339 | Does he really expect us to believe he laid that thing? | 1.2744 | 0.04266 | 164 | 127 | 29 | 8 |
1340 | The kids are calling it poultryamory. | 1.2744 | 0.04178 | 164 | 126 | 31 | 7 |
1341 | Horton is his hero-mine too, really. | 1.2744 | 0.03900 | 164 | 123 | 37 | 4 |
1342 | If it hatches with a double yolk, we can't afford it. | 1.2744 | 0.03803 | 164 | 125 | 35 | 4 |
1343 | I thought you said he was an egghead." | 1.2744 | 0.03994 | 164 | 124 | 35 | 5 |
1344 | Nice try, Joe. But it’s not size that counts here. | 1.2744 | 0.04087 | 164 | 125 | 33 | 6 |
1345 | Stan wanted a child, but I wanted a pet, so we compromised. | 1.2744 | 0.03900 | 164 | 123 | 37 | 4 |
1346 | Over the phone he thought he was buying a large keg and, well, here we are. | 1.2744 | 0.04178 | 164 | 126 | 31 | 7 |
1347 | So I gather you just started saving for retirement? | 1.2744 | 0.03994 | 164 | 124 | 35 | 5 |
1348 | He's kept it there ever since the crash. | 1.2744 | 0.04178 | 164 | 126 | 31 | 7 |
1349 | Empty nesting just wasn’t for us. | 1.2744 | 0.04438 | 164 | 129 | 25 | 10 |
1350 | I think when it hatches he’ll realize he’s neither the father nor the mother. | 1.2744 | 0.04178 | 164 | 126 | 31 | 7 |
1351 | Whatever you do, don't ask him about his hemorrhoids! | 1.2744 | 0.04266 | 164 | 127 | 29 | 8 |
1352 | I don’t know what kind of plot he’s hatching but I think it’s gonna be big! | 1.2744 | 0.04087 | 164 | 125 | 33 | 6 |
1353 | Has your new bean bag chair broken in yet, Herman? | 1.2744 | 0.03900 | 164 | 123 | 37 | 4 |
1354 | I never said anything about size...just that it wouldn't be golden. | 1.2744 | 0.03600 | 164 | 120 | 43 | 1 |
1355 | Oh great, now it's gonna be "HeToo" this and "HeToo" that now. | 1.2744 | 0.04178 | 164 | 126 | 31 | 7 |
1356 | It keeps his mind off of work. | 1.2733 | 0.03939 | 161 | 121 | 36 | 4 |
1357 | He's taking his mentor role at the Incubator very seriously. | 1.2733 | 0.03939 | 161 | 121 | 36 | 4 |
1358 | As an anthropologist, he’s still conflicted. | 1.2733 | 0.04132 | 161 | 123 | 32 | 6 |
1359 | This isn’t the first time he’s laid an egg. | 1.2733 | 0.04132 | 161 | 123 | 32 | 6 |
1360 | I say what's the use of having a nest egg if you don't use it. | 1.2733 | 0.04132 | 161 | 123 | 32 | 6 |
1361 | Unfortunately, someone told him to sit on his nest egg and it would grow naturally. | 1.2733 | 0.04037 | 161 | 122 | 34 | 5 |
1362 | There’s gender fluid, then there’s gender stupid. | 1.2733 | 0.04405 | 161 | 126 | 26 | 9 |
1363 | Greg’s not dealing with the empty nest syndrome very well... | 1.2733 | 0.04037 | 161 | 122 | 34 | 5 |
1364 | What came first, Harry or the egg? | 1.2733 | 0.04492 | 161 | 127 | 24 | 10 |
1365 | I still say that traditional conception would have been more straight-forward | 1.2733 | 0.04225 | 161 | 124 | 30 | 7 |
1366 | If you hatch it you own it | 1.2733 | 0.04225 | 161 | 124 | 30 | 7 |
1367 | Psst- don't say anything. We need the eggs. | 1.2733 | 0.04225 | 161 | 124 | 30 | 7 |
1368 | He claims it's the bubblegum he swallowed... | 1.2733 | 0.04405 | 161 | 126 | 26 | 9 |
1369 | He met her on Twitter. | 1.2733 | 0.04225 | 161 | 124 | 30 | 7 |
1370 | It’s from the Empty Nesters’ spring collection. | 1.2733 | 0.04037 | 161 | 122 | 34 | 5 |
1371 | I always thought he was something of an odd duck. | 1.2733 | 0.03939 | 161 | 121 | 36 | 4 |
1372 | He won't say anything except, "Goo goo g'joob." | 1.2733 | 0.04405 | 161 | 126 | 26 | 9 |
1373 | I told him to go with index funds, but did he listen? | 1.2733 | 0.03939 | 161 | 120 | 36 | 4 |
1374 | His prostate problem just disappeared. | 1.2733 | 0.03939 | 161 | 121 | 36 | 4 |
1375 | He's on a timer. | 1.2733 | 0.03939 | 161 | 121 | 36 | 4 |
1376 | He’s a top volunteer at the Museum of Natural History. | 1.2733 | 0.03840 | 161 | 120 | 38 | 3 |
1377 | Norman didn't realize what getting custody meant'! | 1.2733 | 0.03939 | 161 | 121 | 36 | 4 |
1378 | That’s going to be one hell of an omelette. | 1.2733 | 0.04225 | 161 | 124 | 30 | 7 |
1379 | George says it's a new homeopathic hemorrhoid treatment. | 1.2733 | 0.04225 | 161 | 124 | 30 | 7 |
1380 | Earl's having a ball. | 1.2733 | 0.04132 | 161 | 123 | 32 | 6 |
1381 | Get over it. You're not the first guy to have hemorrhoids. | 1.2733 | 0.04225 | 161 | 124 | 30 | 7 |
1382 | He rests on the shell of the man he used to be. | 1.2733 | 0.04225 | 161 | 124 | 30 | 7 |
1383 | Yes Eric I AM sure the Doctor will make another visit under the circumstances. | 1.2733 | 0.04225 | 161 | 124 | 30 | 7 |
1384 | There's no debate. He came first. | 1.2733 | 0.04037 | 161 | 122 | 34 | 5 |
1385 | He just sits there brooding all day | 1.2733 | 0.03939 | 161 | 121 | 36 | 4 |
1386 | I thought it was just a phase but it's grown into something bigger. | 1.2733 | 0.04225 | 161 | 124 | 30 | 7 |
1387 | Big man...always trying to hatch some big plan. | 1.2733 | 0.04225 | 161 | 124 | 30 | 7 |
1388 | Ever since the kids moved out, he's been trying to fill the empty nest. | 1.2733 | 0.04316 | 161 | 125 | 28 | 8 |
1389 | We always thought I was the one who would crack as an empty nester. | 1.2733 | 0.04225 | 161 | 122 | 30 | 7 |
1390 | The neighbors asked me to keep an eye on it until they get back. | 1.2733 | 0.03685 | 161 | 125 | 29 | 6 |
1391 | he said he's "nesting" | 1.2733 | 0.04132 | 161 | 123 | 32 | 6 |
1392 | For god's sake, Frank. I said a large pack of eggs! | 1.2733 | 0.04316 | 161 | 125 | 28 | 8 |
1393 | I'm more mid-century modern and he's more mid-Mesozoic. | 1.2733 | 0.04225 | 161 | 124 | 30 | 7 |
1394 | The doctor said it's just Empty Nest Syndrome. | 1.2733 | 0.04037 | 161 | 124 | 31 | 6 |
1395 | Tom, You need to come to terms that Joan is not out gathering fish and going to bring it back to you and your penguin offspring. She left you. | 1.2733 | 0.04037 | 161 | 122 | 34 | 5 |
1396 | It only stands out because we used egg shell paint finish | 1.2733 | 0.03175 | 161 | 124 | 34 | 3 |
1397 | I hope it gets YOUR hairline! | 1.2733 | 0.04037 | 161 | 122 | 34 | 5 |
1398 | You wanna stay for brunch? | 1.2733 | 0.04037 | 161 | 122 | 34 | 5 |
1399 | yes, I agree, but he’s also a good egg. | 1.2733 | 0.03840 | 161 | 120 | 38 | 3 |
1400 | There's gotta be a yoke in this. | 1.2733 | 0.04225 | 161 | 124 | 30 | 7 |
1401 | You may as well know...it was one of those Emperor Penguins, they met at the zoo, had a fling, and then she went south for the winter, and left him with the egg. | 1.2733 | 0.04225 | 161 | 124 | 30 | 7 |
1402 | Carl gets broody every year about this time. | 1.2733 | 0.04132 | 161 | 123 | 32 | 6 |
1403 | He's convinced it's Mid-Century Modern. | 1.2733 | 0.04037 | 161 | 122 | 34 | 5 |
1404 | He thinks he laid it himself. | 1.2733 | 0.04225 | 161 | 124 | 30 | 7 |
1405 | We get it. The egg came first. | 1.2733 | 0.03939 | 161 | 121 | 36 | 4 |
1406 | He likes to stay on top of things. Literally, for once. | 1.2733 | 0.03632 | 161 | 118 | 42 | 1 |
1407 | These new eggonomic chairs are supposed to be good for your back, but I think I've been mislaid. | 1.2733 | 0.04037 | 161 | 122 | 34 | 5 |
1408 | I knew if we got a pet, I'd be the one taking care of it. | 1.2733 | 0.03840 | 161 | 120 | 38 | 3 |
1409 | We're gender neutral in this house. | 1.2733 | 0.04132 | 161 | 123 | 32 | 6 |
1410 | It's just charades, Billy, you didn't really need to lay it. | 1.2733 | 0.04225 | 161 | 124 | 30 | 7 |
1411 | I mean, he just lays there. | 1.2733 | 0.04316 | 161 | 125 | 28 | 8 |
1412 | Over easy. | 1.2733 | 0.04037 | 161 | 122 | 34 | 5 |
1413 | Did Guinness world records contact you about your hemorrhoid? | 1.2715 | 0.04401 | 151 | 117 | 27 | 7 |
1414 | Don't mind him, he's just brooding. | 1.2704 | 0.03857 | 159 | 119 | 37 | 3 |
1415 | Now what have you done? | 1.2704 | 0.03805 | 159 | 120 | 34 | 4 |
1416 | After all these years, he's still hoping that at least one great idea will hatch. | 1.2704 | 0.04342 | 159 | 124 | 27 | 8 |
1417 | He calls it “urban farming”. | 1.2704 | 0.03959 | 159 | 120 | 35 | 4 |
1418 | So the guy at the bean bag store said it would help your posture? | 1.2704 | 0.04250 | 159 | 123 | 29 | 7 |
1419 | If its mother comes back and one of us isn't sitting on it we're in big trouble. | 1.2704 | 0.04058 | 159 | 121 | 33 | 5 |
1420 | Is farting the only way you can keep that egg warm? | 1.2704 | 0.04058 | 159 | 121 | 33 | 5 |
1421 | It's method. George landed the lead in our community theater's upcoming production of "Horton Hatches the Egg." | 1.2704 | 0.04250 | 159 | 123 | 29 | 7 |
1422 | His spirit animal is awkward duck. | 1.2704 | 0.04250 | 159 | 123 | 29 | 7 |
1423 | His doctor told him only one egg per week,and here we are. | 1.2704 | 0.04250 | 159 | 123 | 29 | 7 |
1424 | You know it will hatch the minute you leave,right? | 1.2704 | 0.03959 | 159 | 120 | 35 | 4 |
1425 | The tyrannosaurus can only imprint on one of us | 1.2704 | 0.03857 | 159 | 119 | 37 | 3 |
1426 | I hear free range is healthier. | 1.2704 | 0.03959 | 159 | 120 | 35 | 4 |
1427 | I'm afraid Harry has only one egg and no basket. | 1.2704 | 0.04250 | 159 | 123 | 29 | 7 |
1428 | I think you have gas. | 1.2704 | 0.03959 | 159 | 120 | 35 | 4 |
1429 | Are you sure it's organic? | 1.2704 | 0.04058 | 159 | 121 | 33 | 5 |
1430 | You should see our pet chicken. | 1.2704 | 0.04058 | 159 | 121 | 33 | 5 |
1431 | He wants to feel like he can still procreate. | 1.2704 | 0.04342 | 159 | 124 | 27 | 8 |
1432 | Oh sure, he's all about the nest egg now...but who do you think LAID it? | 1.2704 | 0.04250 | 159 | 123 | 29 | 7 |
1433 | It does take 60 days to hatch, but apparently it's a great core workout. | 1.2704 | 0.04342 | 159 | 124 | 27 | 8 |
1434 | I did my part. Now bring home the bacon. | 1.2704 | 0.04058 | 159 | 121 | 33 | 5 |
1435 | Oh my God! If he doesn’t do something about that prostate! | 1.2704 | 0.04058 | 159 | 121 | 33 | 5 |
1436 | So you're a stay-at-home Dad? | 1.2704 | 0.04058 | 159 | 121 | 33 | 5 |
1437 | You still only have one testicle . . . | 1.2704 | 0.04155 | 159 | 122 | 31 | 6 |
1438 | I can see you're still swallowing gum. | 1.2704 | 0.04155 | 159 | 122 | 31 | 6 |
1439 | He usually has egg on his face. | 1.2704 | 0.04058 | 159 | 121 | 33 | 5 |
1440 | I think it's time you blocked NatGeo on your TV, Ruth | 1.2704 | 0.03959 | 159 | 120 | 35 | 4 |
1441 | I am worried about when it hatches... | 1.2704 | 0.04058 | 159 | 121 | 33 | 5 |
1442 | Well,how else do I keep it warm? | 1.2704 | 0.04250 | 159 | 123 | 29 | 7 |
1443 | I think he's hatching something | 1.2704 | 0.03959 | 159 | 120 | 35 | 4 |
1444 | Are you concerned about the growling noise? | 1.2704 | 0.03959 | 159 | 120 | 35 | 4 |
1445 | It's good for the core... and omelets. | 1.2704 | 0.03959 | 159 | 120 | 35 | 4 |
1446 | Now I see why he doesn't go out much. | 1.2704 | 0.04058 | 159 | 121 | 33 | 5 |
1447 | Eggheads! Always looking down at the rest of us! | 1.2704 | 0.04342 | 159 | 124 | 27 | 8 |
1448 | Beats the local news. | 1.2704 | 0.04342 | 159 | 124 | 27 | 8 |
1449 | ‘I’m telling you, whatever it is, you’re walking it. | 1.2704 | 0.04058 | 159 | 121 | 33 | 5 |
1450 | Harvey resists all labels; he sees himself as neither mammal nor male. | 1.2704 | 0.03959 | 159 | 120 | 35 | 4 |
1451 | Yep, that's our nest egg, alright. | 1.2704 | 0.04058 | 159 | 121 | 33 | 5 |
1452 | He finally got off his high horse. | 1.2704 | 0.04155 | 159 | 122 | 31 | 6 |
1453 | The chicken that laid it got hit crossing the street. | 1.2704 | 0.04155 | 159 | 122 | 31 | 6 |
1454 | I told him he had to use it or it was going in the frying pan. | 1.2704 | 0.04058 | 159 | 121 | 33 | 5 |
1455 | His Nesting Instincts have really gone into high gear since he retired. | 1.2704 | 0.04433 | 159 | 125 | 25 | 9 |
1456 | Don’t ask me why, but it won’t hatch unless an accountant sits on it. | 1.2704 | 0.04433 | 159 | 125 | 25 | 9 |
1457 | Rotating it every hour is the hard part. | 1.2704 | 0.03857 | 159 | 119 | 37 | 3 |
1458 | Well, smartypants, I hope 'Brontosaurus damage' is included in your renter's insurance. | 1.2704 | 0.04250 | 159 | 123 | 29 | 7 |
1459 | It’ll be his first idea in years. | 1.2704 | 0.03752 | 159 | 118 | 39 | 2 |
1460 | He keeps on hoping he’s the goose that lays the golden egg. | 1.2704 | 0.04058 | 159 | 121 | 33 | 5 |
1461 | Wishful thinking | 1.2704 | 0.04155 | 159 | 122 | 31 | 6 |
1462 | The bubble is impressive, but how does he chew it? | 1.2704 | 0.04058 | 159 | 121 | 33 | 5 |
1463 | He got this idea on the internet that if he sits on it long enough a BarcaLounger with hatch. | 1.2704 | 0.04342 | 159 | 124 | 27 | 8 |
1464 | Is that the model with built-in speakers? | 1.2704 | 0.04250 | 159 | 123 | 29 | 7 |
1465 | He’s trying to prove he still has a hot ass. | 1.2704 | 0.04250 | 159 | 123 | 29 | 7 |
1466 | He's about to have a great fall. | 1.2704 | 0.04155 | 159 | 122 | 31 | 6 |
1467 | It's nice to have a husband who's always on the ball. | 1.2704 | 0.04155 | 159 | 122 | 31 | 6 |
1468 | Your robbing the cradle has gotten out of hand. | 1.2704 | 0.04433 | 159 | 125 | 25 | 9 |
1469 | What ever it is he is getting up in the middle of the night to feed it. | 1.2704 | 0.04433 | 159 | 125 | 25 | 9 |
1470 | The eggonomic design will keep his back straight for years! | 1.2704 | 0.04433 | 159 | 125 | 25 | 9 |
1471 | It's either this, or that gaudy recliner. | 1.2704 | 0.04058 | 159 | 121 | 33 | 5 |
1472 | At first, I was mad that he didn't understand what I meant by 'nest egg,' but now I'm just curious to see what hatches | 1.2704 | 0.04058 | 159 | 121 | 33 | 5 |
1473 | Uh uh, you're not raising it here with that chick you knocked up! | 1.2704 | 0.04058 | 159 | 121 | 33 | 5 |
1474 | We have another chair. | 1.2704 | 0.04433 | 159 | 125 | 25 | 9 |
1475 | Yes you're cage-free, but I wish you'd stay in the kitchen. | 1.2704 | 0.03959 | 159 | 120 | 35 | 4 |
1476 | He sure has a funny nose! | 1.2704 | 0.03857 | 159 | 119 | 37 | 3 |
1477 | That's how we roll." | 1.2704 | 0.04155 | 159 | 122 | 31 | 6 |
1478 | Harold's in a time out for one hour, unless he cracks first | 1.2704 | 0.04250 | 159 | 125 | 26 | 8 |
1479 | stay at home dad | 1.2704 | 0.04058 | 159 | 121 | 33 | 5 |
1480 | Henry grew up on a farm. | 1.2704 | 0.04058 | 159 | 121 | 33 | 5 |
1481 | He's trying to do more around the house. | 1.2704 | 0.04058 | 159 | 121 | 33 | 5 |
1482 | Howard used to think he was the top lawyer in Washington. Now he thinks he's a chicken. | 1.2704 | 0.04433 | 159 | 125 | 25 | 9 |
1483 | It's uncomfortable, but he's emotionally attached to it. | 1.2704 | 0.03752 | 159 | 118 | 39 | 2 |
1484 | I'm worried, the incubation period ended three months ago. | 1.2704 | 0.03752 | 159 | 118 | 39 | 2 |
1485 | They used to call him "Egg Head." Now it's "Egg Butt." | 1.2704 | 0.04779 | 159 | 129 | 17 | 13 |
1486 | When you genetically engineer a T. Rex in your basement, you have to cut a few corners. | 1.2704 | 0.04250 | 159 | 123 | 29 | 7 |
1487 | At least something in this house got laid | 1.2675 | 0.04179 | 157 | 121 | 30 | 6 |
1488 | You'd think after all these years our nest egg would be a bit bigger. | 1.2675 | 0.03978 | 157 | 121 | 31 | 5 |
1489 | Isn't it ironic that we, as identical twins, are both infatuated with the same guy? | 1.2675 | 0.04179 | 157 | 121 | 30 | 6 |
1490 | He got it online after reading an interview with Gwyneth. | 1.2675 | 0.04080 | 157 | 122 | 29 | 6 |
1491 | I think we need to talk about the egg-lephant in the room. | 1.2675 | 0.04275 | 157 | 122 | 28 | 7 |
1492 | He swears that it’s helping him with his transition as an empty nester. | 1.2675 | 0.03874 | 157 | 118 | 36 | 3 |
1493 | Most people would have picked a throne. | 1.2675 | 0.04275 | 157 | 122 | 28 | 7 |
1494 | George, I love the increased responsibility, but we’re still not getting a dog | 1.2675 | 0.04080 | 157 | 120 | 32 | 5 |
1495 | He’s brooding because I called him a chicken. | 1.2675 | 0.04179 | 157 | 121 | 30 | 6 |
1496 | I keep buying him Preparation H but he refuses to use it. | 1.2675 | 0.04275 | 157 | 122 | 28 | 7 |
1497 | He's trying to hatch his next big idea.` | 1.2675 | 0.04370 | 157 | 123 | 26 | 8 |
1498 | He's so dramatic. It's just a hemorrhoid. It'll go away in its own. | 1.2675 | 0.03978 | 157 | 119 | 34 | 4 |
1499 | Stewart, you can't even crack a joke - much less an egg. | 1.2675 | 0.04080 | 157 | 120 | 32 | 5 |
1500 | Harvey's had a really hard time with empty nest syndrome. | 1.2675 | 0.04275 | 157 | 122 | 28 | 7 |
1501 | I keep telling him over and over again that his friend, Horton, is taking advantage of him. | 1.2675 | 0.04462 | 157 | 124 | 24 | 9 |
1502 | It was $100 less than an ergonomic chair | 1.2675 | 0.04179 | 157 | 121 | 29 | 6 |
1503 | It’s mid-mesozoic era modern. I have eleven more. | 1.2675 | 0.04080 | 157 | 120 | 32 | 5 |
1504 | We don't really have any other options. Last time we plugged in the incubator, every house on the block lost electricity. | 1.2675 | 0.04179 | 157 | 121 | 30 | 6 |
1505 | Don’t ask me, Madge! Last one was an Emu! | 1.2675 | 0.04080 | 157 | 120 | 32 | 5 |
1506 | I've really got to find out what happened in Antarctica. | 1.2675 | 0.04370 | 157 | 123 | 26 | 8 |
1507 | Bill, how’s the empty nesting life? | 1.2675 | 0.04080 | 157 | 120 | 32 | 5 |
1508 | I don't care if you are gay, that's still my job | 1.2675 | 0.03768 | 157 | 117 | 38 | 2 |
1509 | When's your due date? | 1.2675 | 0.04370 | 157 | 123 | 26 | 8 |
1510 | Harry and I agreed to share the child rearing duties | 1.2675 | 0.03768 | 157 | 121 | 32 | 4 |
1511 | Gwyneth Paltrow says it's good for mental clarity. | 1.2675 | 0.03874 | 157 | 118 | 36 | 3 |
1512 | He's been brooding ever since we got the new furniture. | 1.2675 | 0.04275 | 157 | 122 | 28 | 7 |
1513 | What do you mean you had an affair with a hen? | 1.2675 | 0.04275 | 157 | 122 | 28 | 7 |
1514 | It hatches, and then what? | 1.2675 | 0.04080 | 157 | 120 | 32 | 5 |
1515 | I'd hate to see the sperm. | 1.2675 | 0.04462 | 157 | 124 | 24 | 9 |
1516 | I have my doubts about those non-GMO claims. | 1.2675 | 0.04275 | 157 | 122 | 28 | 7 |
1517 | That’s the last time I’ll suggest growing a ‘nest egg’. | 1.2675 | 0.03874 | 157 | 118 | 36 | 3 |
1518 | Is that a dinosaur in your egg or are you just glad to see us ? | 1.2675 | 0.04275 | 157 | 122 | 28 | 7 |
1519 | He went to Ikea | 1.2675 | 0.04179 | 157 | 121 | 30 | 6 |
1520 | My Harold's just the best at managing our nest egg. | 1.2675 | 0.04179 | 157 | 120 | 30 | 6 |
1521 | Are you sure they’re putting hormones in chicken-feed? | 1.2675 | 0.03768 | 157 | 117 | 38 | 2 |
1522 | He also bought a bacon couch but I made him put that in the basement. | 1.2675 | 0.04275 | 157 | 122 | 28 | 7 |
1523 | So who came first, Chuck or the egg? | 1.2675 | 0.04179 | 157 | 121 | 30 | 6 |
1524 | I think he's egg-cellent. | 1.2675 | 0.03874 | 157 | 118 | 36 | 3 |
1525 | He thinks if he bonds with this one now it won't grow up to resent him. | 1.2675 | 0.04275 | 157 | 122 | 28 | 7 |
1526 | He thinks he's woke. | 1.2675 | 0.04080 | 157 | 120 | 32 | 5 |
1527 | I'm waiting to see which cracks first; Harold or the egg. | 1.2675 | 0.04080 | 157 | 120 | 32 | 5 |
1528 | I tell Larry no to swallow his gum, but does he listen? | 1.2675 | 0.04179 | 157 | 121 | 30 | 6 |
1529 | It’s from Ikea. For once, no assembly needed. He loves it. | 1.2675 | 0.04370 | 157 | 123 | 26 | 8 |
1530 | We take turns sitting on it, but I'm not sure we really want it to hatch | 1.2675 | 0.04080 | 157 | 120 | 32 | 5 |
1531 | Does this happen everyday? | 1.2675 | 0.04275 | 157 | 122 | 28 | 7 |
1532 | Boy, that is quite a hemorrhoid. | 1.2675 | 0.04370 | 157 | 123 | 26 | 8 |
1533 | I'm not sure that's how Atlas did it. | 1.2675 | 0.04462 | 157 | 124 | 24 | 9 |
1534 | George spoke up at PTA last night and as usual laid an egg. | 1.2675 | 0.03768 | 157 | 117 | 38 | 2 |
1535 | Any day now, he'll hatch the elephant in the room. | 1.2675 | 0.04553 | 157 | 125 | 22 | 10 |
1536 | I told you to quit swallowing chewing gum! | 1.2675 | 0.04080 | 157 | 120 | 32 | 5 |
1537 | I'm method acting for the role of Humpty Dumpty. | 1.2675 | 0.03978 | 157 | 125 | 25 | 7 |
1538 | Oh that? It's a rotten egg. He was the last one there. | 1.2675 | 0.04370 | 157 | 123 | 26 | 8 |
1539 | Frank's hemorrhoids are acting up again. | 1.2675 | 0.04080 | 157 | 120 | 32 | 5 |
1540 | I keep telling him to watch Jurassic Park to the end. | 1.2675 | 0.04080 | 157 | 120 | 32 | 5 |
1541 | This isn't what we meant when we said you could have free range | 1.2675 | 0.04179 | 157 | 123 | 27 | 7 |
1542 | Where did you say you put the Chicken ? | 1.2675 | 0.04179 | 157 | 121 | 30 | 6 |
1543 | He's trying to get in touch with his maternal instincts. | 1.2675 | 0.03978 | 157 | 119 | 34 | 4 |
1544 | Definitely poached. | 1.2675 | 0.04179 | 157 | 121 | 30 | 6 |
1545 | How many months? | 1.2675 | 0.03978 | 157 | 119 | 34 | 4 |
1546 | All the king's horses and all the king's men couldn't... but guess who COULD?!!? | 1.2675 | 0.04080 | 157 | 120 | 32 | 5 |
1547 | Before we married, all his friends told me he was a good egg. | 1.2675 | 0.04462 | 157 | 124 | 24 | 9 |
1548 | Was it a calcium or uric acid stone? | 1.2675 | 0.03978 | 157 | 119 | 34 | 4 |
1549 | Since the fall, Howard self identified as All The Kings Men. | 1.2675 | 0.04080 | 157 | 120 | 32 | 5 |
1550 | Seriously, homeboy worked for a startup for like ONE year and ever since he’s said he can’t just sit in a normal chair like a normal person | 1.2675 | 0.04370 | 157 | 123 | 26 | 8 |
1551 | Which came first, Mr. Little? | 1.2675 | 0.04275 | 157 | 122 | 28 | 7 |
1552 | Our marriage is just a big yolk to him. | 1.2675 | 0.04080 | 157 | 120 | 32 | 5 |
1553 | Nest egg sitting is a lot of work, but Harold swears his core muscles are really benefitting. | 1.2675 | 0.04275 | 157 | 122 | 28 | 7 |
1554 | Faberge' says it should disappear in a few days--and popping it will only make it worse. | 1.2675 | 0.04179 | 157 | 121 | 30 | 6 |
1555 | He's only on there 15% of the time. Same as housework. | 1.2675 | 0.04275 | 157 | 122 | 28 | 7 |
1556 | He's been doing it ever since we saw "March of the Penguins". | 1.2675 | 0.04275 | 157 | 122 | 28 | 7 |
1557 | I meant what I said, and I said what I meant, George Smith is faithful, 100%. | 1.2675 | 0.03978 | 157 | 119 | 34 | 4 |
1558 | It took a little introspection but he is finally out of his shell! | 1.2675 | 0.04370 | 157 | 123 | 26 | 8 |
1559 | Yes, Harry. You're on the ball. | 1.2675 | 0.03874 | 157 | 118 | 36 | 3 |
1560 | He mastered his balance ball. This is the next step. | 1.2675 | 0.03874 | 157 | 118 | 36 | 3 |
1561 | That's not how charades works. | 1.2675 | 0.04080 | 157 | 120 | 32 | 5 |
1562 | He is so proud of this one!" | 1.2675 | 0.04275 | 157 | 122 | 28 | 7 |
1563 | For the love of God, Hank, stop babying him. | 1.2675 | 0.04553 | 157 | 125 | 22 | 10 |
1564 | I don’t have the heart to tell him it’s a rock. | 1.2675 | 0.04275 | 157 | 122 | 28 | 7 |
1565 | It's known as an eggsistential crisis | 1.2675 | 0.04462 | 157 | 124 | 24 | 9 |
1566 | It's hard to believe that big egg came from such a small senator. | 1.2675 | 0.04553 | 157 | 125 | 22 | 10 |
1567 | You really have him henpecked. | 1.2675 | 0.04179 | 157 | 121 | 30 | 6 |
1568 | Luckily, Harold has high good cholesterol." | 1.2675 | 0.04370 | 157 | 123 | 26 | 8 |
1569 | I keep telling him that he needs to have that growth checked out by his doctor. | 1.2675 | 0.04080 | 157 | 120 | 32 | 5 |
1570 | I didn't say eggsactly | 1.2675 | 0.03978 | 157 | 119 | 34 | 4 |
1571 | If your irresponsible son marries an irresponsible chicken, you have to expect to raise your own grandchild. | 1.2675 | 0.04370 | 157 | 123 | 26 | 8 |
1572 | I told him if he does it for 9 months, I'll let him get me pregnant. | 1.2675 | 0.04080 | 157 | 120 | 32 | 5 |
1573 | Yes, we never did learn the name of that masked dinosaur—all she left behind was this egg. Bob is hoping for a boy. | 1.2662 | 0.04125 | 154 | 118 | 31 | 5 |
1574 | It's a splendid egg, Benedict. | 1.2662 | 0.04226 | 154 | 119 | 29 | 6 |
1575 | I’m not even gonna guess how you got up there. | 1.2662 | 0.04326 | 154 | 120 | 27 | 7 |
1576 | I'm not sure which one came first. | 1.2662 | 0.04226 | 154 | 119 | 29 | 6 |
1577 | I warned him that’s what happens when you have an affair | 1.2662 | 0.04423 | 154 | 121 | 25 | 8 |
1578 | He lost the other one. | 1.2662 | 0.04125 | 154 | 118 | 31 | 5 |
1579 | I told him to lay off of it. | 1.2662 | 0.04326 | 154 | 120 | 27 | 7 |
1580 | Harold hopes his nest egg will grow. | 1.2662 | 0.04226 | 154 | 119 | 29 | 6 |
1581 | No, I said go suck an egg! | 1.2662 | 0.04517 | 154 | 122 | 23 | 9 |
1582 | So, what’s for dinner? | 1.2662 | 0.04125 | 154 | 118 | 31 | 5 |
1583 | He hasn't been the same since he saw "March of the Penguins." | 1.2662 | 0.04125 | 154 | 118 | 31 | 5 |
1584 | You really should get that checked. | 1.2662 | 0.04423 | 154 | 121 | 25 | 8 |
1585 | Looks like he's brooding again | 1.2662 | 0.04020 | 154 | 117 | 33 | 4 |
1586 | He's very cautious with our nest egg. | 1.2662 | 0.04020 | 154 | 117 | 33 | 4 |
1587 | What scheme are you hatching up this time? | 1.2662 | 0.03913 | 154 | 116 | 35 | 3 |
1588 | It's how he wanted to spend his retirement. | 1.2662 | 0.03913 | 154 | 116 | 35 | 3 |
1589 | If you're going to burst Marvin's bubble, I'll open a window. | 1.2662 | 0.04326 | 154 | 120 | 27 | 7 |
1590 | George, why don't you buy eggs like everyone else? | 1.2662 | 0.04020 | 154 | 117 | 33 | 4 |
1591 | That's just Henry's way of asking us to play charades. | 1.2662 | 0.04226 | 154 | 119 | 29 | 6 |
1592 | You shoulda heard the squawk when he laid it! | 1.2662 | 0.04125 | 154 | 118 | 31 | 5 |
1593 | He's always hatching something! | 1.2662 | 0.04020 | 154 | 117 | 33 | 4 |
1594 | Sure it's expensive but have you seen the price of quail eggs? | 1.2662 | 0.04326 | 154 | 120 | 27 | 7 |
1595 | And the worst of it is, the snow is rotting the floorboards | 1.2662 | 0.04020 | 154 | 117 | 33 | 4 |
1596 | I still can't figure out which came first. | 1.2662 | 0.04423 | 154 | 121 | 25 | 8 |
1597 | We met on a trip to Antarctica. | 1.2662 | 0.03913 | 154 | 116 | 35 | 3 |
1598 | His posture is great but he’s really not so on the ball | 1.2662 | 0.03913 | 154 | 116 | 35 | 3 |
1599 | I shudder to think what Harold is hatching up this time. | 1.2662 | 0.04423 | 154 | 121 | 25 | 8 |
1600 | We warned you not to swallow your bubble gum. | 1.2662 | 0.03913 | 154 | 116 | 35 | 3 |
1601 | Is George incubating again? | 1.2662 | 0.04020 | 154 | 117 | 33 | 4 |
1602 | I’d tell him he’s not a chicken but we need the egg. | 1.2662 | 0.04020 | 154 | 117 | 33 | 4 |
1603 | Oh God, Henry's laid another egg. | 1.2662 | 0.04020 | 154 | 117 | 33 | 4 |
1604 | George is always hatching something. | 1.2662 | 0.04020 | 154 | 117 | 33 | 4 |
1605 | Sometimes I wish he were an egghead. | 1.2662 | 0.04326 | 154 | 120 | 27 | 7 |
1606 | I actually prefer when we had an empty nest. | 1.2662 | 0.04226 | 154 | 119 | 29 | 6 |
1607 | Who's the hen now? | 1.2662 | 0.04125 | 154 | 118 | 31 | 5 |
1608 | His idea of a retirement egg nest is different from others. | 1.2662 | 0.04020 | 154 | 117 | 33 | 4 |
1609 | Oh for heaven’s sake, Arthur, I’m sorry I called you broody. | 1.2662 | 0.04226 | 154 | 119 | 29 | 6 |
1610 | We said to get an ergonomic chair, not an eggonomic chair. | 1.2662 | 0.04226 | 154 | 119 | 29 | 6 |
1611 | Get off your nest egg Boomer! | 1.2649 | 0.04378 | 151 | 118 | 26 | 7 |
1612 | It's his nest egg. | 1.2632 | 0.03931 | 152 | 115 | 34 | 3 |
1613 | He's always considered himself a bit of an egghead. | 1.2632 | 0.03931 | 152 | 115 | 34 | 3 |
1614 | So the chair is actually “egg”onomic? | 1.2632 | 0.04352 | 152 | 119 | 26 | 7 |
1615 | We are hoping for a boy. | 1.2632 | 0.04251 | 152 | 118 | 28 | 6 |
1616 | I'm telling you, size matters. | 1.2632 | 0.03931 | 152 | 115 | 34 | 3 |
1617 | Don't make any sudden moves. He thinks you're a weasel. | 1.2632 | 0.04352 | 152 | 119 | 26 | 7 |
1618 | Harold has a highly developed nesting instinct. | 1.2632 | 0.03931 | 152 | 115 | 34 | 3 |
1619 | Which came first, Harold or the egg? | 1.2632 | 0.04147 | 152 | 117 | 30 | 5 |
1620 | Someone called him a dinosaur last week and he can't get over it. | 1.2632 | 0.04251 | 152 | 118 | 28 | 6 |
1621 | Honey, tell her about your table-to-farm movement. | 1.2632 | 0.04041 | 152 | 116 | 32 | 4 |
1622 | Did you really think this would help you get over your empty nest syndrome? | 1.2632 | 0.03931 | 152 | 115 | 34 | 3 |
1623 | First he was fretting; now he just broods. | 1.2632 | 0.03819 | 152 | 114 | 36 | 2 |
1624 | Side effects aside, our lovemaking has never been better. | 1.2632 | 0.04352 | 152 | 119 | 26 | 7 |
1625 | preparation H is completely useless. | 1.2632 | 0.04147 | 152 | 117 | 30 | 5 |
1626 | He'd rather fall and break his neck than spend a penny of his nest egg. | 1.2632 | 0.04041 | 152 | 116 | 32 | 4 |
1627 | Flown south for the winter again, has she? | 1.2632 | 0.04352 | 152 | 119 | 26 | 7 |
1628 | Not the man of my dreams, but a good provider. | 1.2632 | 0.04251 | 152 | 118 | 28 | 6 |
1629 | Could you warm my coffee next? | 1.2632 | 0.03819 | 152 | 114 | 36 | 2 |
1630 | And you should hear how he wants to feed it. | 1.2632 | 0.04251 | 152 | 118 | 28 | 6 |
1631 | All I said was “Go lay an egg.” Always so literal. | 1.2632 | 0.04147 | 152 | 117 | 30 | 5 |
1632 | Technically there's no benefit but look how much room we have on the couch | 1.2632 | 0.04041 | 152 | 116 | 32 | 4 |
1633 | Quit your whining. You’ve only been on there for nine minutes. | 1.2632 | 0.04251 | 152 | 118 | 28 | 6 |
1634 | It’s how he hatches a plan | 1.2632 | 0.03931 | 152 | 115 | 34 | 3 |
1635 | That's no way to grow your nest egg. | 1.2632 | 0.03819 | 152 | 114 | 36 | 2 |
1636 | Roger, what’s the end game? | 1.2632 | 0.04147 | 152 | 117 | 30 | 5 |
1637 | In fairness, he did warn me to stop calling him chicken. | 1.2632 | 0.04147 | 152 | 117 | 30 | 5 |
1638 | I said "ergonomic," Stan. | 1.2632 | 0.04352 | 152 | 119 | 26 | 7 |
1639 | Earl says a velociraptor will keep kids off the lawn. | 1.2632 | 0.04147 | 152 | 117 | 30 | 5 |
1640 | He's keeping dinner warm." | 1.2632 | 0.04041 | 152 | 116 | 32 | 4 |
1641 | I didn't realize hemorrhoids could get that big! | 1.2632 | 0.04041 | 152 | 116 | 32 | 4 |
1642 | Can you believe it? And he said they were “just friends.” | 1.2632 | 0.04352 | 152 | 119 | 26 | 7 |
1643 | Unfortunately, he doesn't get out enough to qualify for Free Range. | 1.2632 | 0.04251 | 152 | 118 | 28 | 6 |
1644 | Ronnie takes the 'nest egg' thing very seriously. | 1.2632 | 0.04147 | 152 | 117 | 30 | 5 |
1645 | It's a new 'furniture in to food' app. | 1.2632 | 0.04147 | 152 | 117 | 30 | 5 |
1646 | The problem is you did come first, George. | 1.2632 | 0.04147 | 152 | 117 | 30 | 5 |
1647 | Gary still says he can hatch it but I think it's his excuse for spending all day on his ass. | 1.2632 | 0.04147 | 152 | 117 | 30 | 5 |
1648 | Gerald and I just weren't meant to be empty nesters. | 1.2632 | 0.04251 | 152 | 118 | 28 | 6 |
1649 | The judge was an old friend so I asked that she tack it on to his community service | 1.2632 | 0.03931 | 152 | 117 | 31 | 4 |
1650 | I couldn't get a high horse | 1.2632 | 0.04548 | 152 | 121 | 22 | 9 |
1651 | Part of the #MeToo movement. | 1.2614 | 0.04327 | 153 | 120 | 26 | 7 |
1652 | We’re wait-listed at the 92nd Street Coop. | 1.2600 | 0.04170 | 150 | 116 | 29 | 5 |
1653 | I knew it was a mistake to marry somebody named Horton | 1.2600 | 0.04379 | 150 | 118 | 25 | 7 |
1654 | His name is Calvin, not Khalisi. | 1.2600 | 0.04276 | 150 | 117 | 27 | 6 |
1655 | You know who’s going to end up walking it, don’t you? | 1.2600 | 0.04480 | 150 | 119 | 23 | 8 |
1656 | I don't have the heart to tell him it's not fertilised. | 1.2600 | 0.04579 | 150 | 120 | 21 | 9 |
1657 | I kind of wish he’d just go back to being an egghead. | 1.2600 | 0.04061 | 150 | 115 | 31 | 4 |
1658 | My wife’s on a work trip this week. | 1.2600 | 0.04480 | 150 | 119 | 23 | 8 |
1659 | Try not to touch it. If it gets your scent he will reject it. | 1.2600 | 0.04480 | 150 | 119 | 23 | 8 |
1660 | Mel is so proud of his bowling trophy. | 1.2600 | 0.04480 | 150 | 119 | 23 | 8 |
1661 | Harvey's a fan of the Hatch Act. | 1.2600 | 0.04276 | 150 | 117 | 27 | 6 |
1662 | Hours before the well known “wall incident”. | 1.2600 | 0.03949 | 150 | 116 | 30 | 4 |
1663 | We waited this long because we didn't want a millenial. | 1.2600 | 0.04061 | 150 | 115 | 31 | 4 |
1664 | And to think they said we couldn't have kids past 40. | 1.2600 | 0.04170 | 150 | 116 | 29 | 5 |
1665 | We need to address the egg-lephant in the room. | 1.2600 | 0.04061 | 150 | 115 | 31 | 4 |
1666 | Have you thought of a name yet? | 1.2600 | 0.03949 | 150 | 114 | 33 | 3 |
1667 | Our financial advisor suggested he take a more active role in protecting our nest egg. | 1.2600 | 0.04379 | 150 | 118 | 25 | 7 |
1668 | When did Hen say she would be back? | 1.2600 | 0.04170 | 150 | 116 | 29 | 5 |
1669 | I'm guessing twins. | 1.2600 | 0.04061 | 150 | 115 | 31 | 4 |
1670 | yes, he thinks he's a penguin despite the lack of a tuxedo. | 1.2600 | 0.04276 | 150 | 117 | 27 | 6 |
1671 | …Yes, but I'm a little more concerned about what's inside | 1.2600 | 0.04061 | 150 | 115 | 31 | 4 |
1672 | You need better back support at your age. | 1.2600 | 0.03834 | 150 | 113 | 35 | 2 |
1673 | I don't have the heart to tell him it's unfertilized. | 1.2600 | 0.04480 | 150 | 119 | 23 | 8 |
1674 | Yeah but is it free-range organic? | 1.2600 | 0.04061 | 150 | 115 | 31 | 4 |
1675 | My Harold is always so proud of the kidney stones he passes naturally. | 1.2600 | 0.04480 | 150 | 119 | 23 | 8 |
1676 | It’s for his doctoral research in paleontology. | 1.2600 | 0.03834 | 150 | 113 | 35 | 2 |
1677 | He takes the task of monitoring our nest egg very seriously. | 1.2600 | 0.04170 | 150 | 116 | 29 | 5 |
1678 | Ok, what’s your exit strategy? | 1.2600 | 0.04061 | 150 | 115 | 31 | 4 |
1679 | We're a few weeks late. | 1.2600 | 0.03949 | 150 | 114 | 33 | 3 |
1680 | He agreed he wouldn't talk anymore about having a baby. | 1.2600 | 0.04379 | 150 | 118 | 25 | 7 |
1681 | We think it has something to do with rejection by his mother. | 1.2600 | 0.04276 | 150 | 117 | 27 | 6 |
1682 | He thinks it will catch on like the Bean Bag. Don't encourage him. | 1.2600 | 0.04061 | 150 | 115 | 31 | 4 |
1683 | He says the Christmas tree will have to go somewhere else this year. | 1.2600 | 0.03949 | 150 | 114 | 33 | 3 |
1684 | I refuse to buy the ladder when you have to buy it separately. | 1.2600 | 0.03949 | 150 | 114 | 33 | 3 |
1685 | Not so sure about beanbag chairs made by Millennials." | 1.2600 | 0.03949 | 150 | 116 | 30 | 4 |
1686 | I had this statue made in memory of my late husband who never managed to get off his assets! | 1.2600 | 0.04579 | 150 | 120 | 21 | 9 |
1687 | He came first... | 1.2600 | 0.04061 | 150 | 115 | 31 | 4 |
1688 | We find its the best way to control his flatulence. | 1.2600 | 0.04061 | 150 | 120 | 24 | 6 |
1689 | Dad, she did not say "Mother-clucker". | 1.2600 | 0.04170 | 150 | 116 | 29 | 5 |
1690 | He says he's a lifestyle influencer, I say he's sitting on an egg. | 1.2600 | 0.04061 | 150 | 115 | 31 | 4 |
1691 | It does wonders for my lower back pain. | 1.2600 | 0.04170 | 150 | 116 | 29 | 5 |
1692 | Another hatch it job. | 1.2600 | 0.03834 | 150 | 113 | 35 | 2 |
1693 | We’ve always shared parenting duties. | 1.2600 | 0.03834 | 150 | 113 | 35 | 2 |
1694 | Mom, you've been so wrong calling him an egghead. | 1.2600 | 0.04276 | 150 | 117 | 27 | 6 |
1695 | Did you get that at IKEA ? | 1.2600 | 0.04276 | 150 | 117 | 27 | 6 |
1696 | He just loved ‘March of the Penguins’. | 1.2600 | 0.04379 | 150 | 118 | 25 | 7 |
1697 | They are both hard boiled . Works well for them. | 1.2600 | 0.04061 | 150 | 115 | 31 | 4 |
1698 | He hasn't had such a great fall. We're hoping for a better winter. | 1.2600 | 0.04276 | 150 | 117 | 27 | 6 |
1699 | He says if women can run for president, he can hatch an egg. | 1.2600 | 0.04170 | 150 | 116 | 29 | 5 |
1700 | He is looking for the chance to be the father he never was while our children were growing up. | 1.2600 | 0.04379 | 150 | 118 | 25 | 7 |
1701 | I don't know which came first, Chuck or the egg. | 1.2600 | 0.04061 | 150 | 115 | 31 | 4 |
1702 | At least he doesn't wear the dinosaur costume anymore. | 1.2600 | 0.04061 | 150 | 115 | 31 | 4 |
1703 | Impressive ! Now can you get down without breaking it? | 1.2600 | 0.04379 | 150 | 118 | 25 | 7 |
1704 | He just wants to sit on our nest egg. I say let's eat it. | 1.2600 | 0.04061 | 150 | 115 | 31 | 4 |
1705 | Go ahead and take credit for that, too, Gary. | 1.2600 | 0.04061 | 150 | 115 | 31 | 4 |
1706 | Well, "I am the walrus". | 1.2600 | 0.04276 | 150 | 117 | 27 | 6 |
1707 | So....how's the in vitro fertilization going? | 1.2600 | 0.04170 | 150 | 116 | 29 | 5 |
1708 | He got pecked by a radioactive chicken.... | 1.2600 | 0.04170 | 150 | 116 | 29 | 5 |
1709 | I agreed to lay it if he would hatch it. | 1.2600 | 0.04276 | 150 | 117 | 27 | 6 |
1710 | Trust us, it's not all that its cracked up to be. | 1.2600 | 0.04170 | 150 | 116 | 29 | 5 |
1711 | Harold is an avid proponent of eggonomic seating. | 1.2600 | 0.04276 | 150 | 117 | 27 | 6 |
1712 | He was tired of being known as an egghead. | 1.2600 | 0.04480 | 150 | 118 | 23 | 8 |
1713 | He says he wants to know what it feels like to be a hat. | 1.2600 | 0.04170 | 150 | 116 | 29 | 5 |
1714 | Few people are aware that Charles Eames had a step-brother. | 1.2600 | 0.04276 | 150 | 117 | 27 | 6 |
1715 | What came first, Bob or his egg? | 1.2600 | 0.04379 | 150 | 118 | 25 | 7 |
1716 | The doctor says its an enlarged prostate. | 1.2600 | 0.04170 | 150 | 116 | 29 | 5 |
1717 | Even if it hatches in time it sure isn't going to fit in the oven | 1.2600 | 0.04379 | 150 | 118 | 25 | 7 |
1718 | What I can't figure out is how did he ever lay it? | 1.2600 | 0.04276 | 150 | 117 | 27 | 6 |
1719 | The most disturbing thing was how it just popped out of him. | 1.2600 | 0.03949 | 150 | 114 | 33 | 3 |
1720 | I've been waiting for Harold to hatch this big idea of his for decades. | 1.2600 | 0.04061 | 150 | 115 | 31 | 4 |
1721 | You should see the goose that laid this golden nest egg. | 1.2600 | 0.04379 | 150 | 118 | 25 | 7 |
1722 | He's hatching a really big idea. | 1.2600 | 0.04170 | 150 | 116 | 29 | 5 |
1723 | Never trust a fart... | 1.2600 | 0.04480 | 150 | 119 | 23 | 8 |
1724 | It's his mid-life crisis thing. | 1.2600 | 0.04061 | 150 | 117 | 28 | 5 |
1725 | He's been sitting up there ever since I told him he'd never understand the pain of pregnancy. | 1.2600 | 0.03267 | 150 | 121 | 24 | 5 |
1726 | Okay if it's not cage-free, at least it's local. | 1.2600 | 0.04170 | 150 | 116 | 29 | 5 |
1727 | The doctor says ice packs should help. | 1.2600 | 0.04061 | 150 | 115 | 31 | 4 |
1728 | In his senility he thinks he is hatching eaglets | 1.2600 | 0.04116 | 150 | 118 | 26 | 6 |
1729 | Ralph lost his trust in the banking system some years ago. | 1.2600 | 0.04061 | 150 | 115 | 31 | 4 |
1730 | You are not a dragon! | 1.2600 | 0.04061 | 150 | 115 | 31 | 4 |
1731 | When Herbert said he was bringing home our "nest egg," I thought he meant something completely different. | 1.2600 | 0.04379 | 150 | 118 | 25 | 7 |
1732 | What's his cholesterol like? | 1.2600 | 0.04061 | 150 | 115 | 31 | 4 |
1733 | nah, same old, same old | 1.2600 | 0.04061 | 150 | 115 | 31 | 4 |
1734 | He just couldn't stand being an empty nester. | 1.2600 | 0.04276 | 150 | 117 | 27 | 6 |
1735 | He always wanted a hatch back. | 1.2600 | 0.04061 | 150 | 115 | 31 | 4 |
1736 | He's free-range. | 1.2600 | 0.04379 | 150 | 118 | 25 | 7 |
1737 | We found this neat balance ball at Jurassic Park. | 1.2600 | 0.04170 | 150 | 116 | 29 | 5 |
1738 | I see what you mean-it does clash with the eggshell paint. | 1.2600 | 0.04061 | 150 | 115 | 31 | 4 |
1739 | Humpty Goldstein, get off of there right now! | 1.2600 | 0.04223 | 150 | 118 | 24 | 7 |
1740 | He was in the bathroom when the hypnotist brought everyone back. | 1.2600 | 0.04061 | 150 | 115 | 31 | 4 |
1741 | We made a rather contemporary decision. | 1.2600 | 0.04276 | 150 | 117 | 27 | 6 |
1742 | All these years, and I still can’t figure out how he keeps it balanced. | 1.2600 | 0.04061 | 150 | 115 | 31 | 4 |
1743 | He's working on building a sizable next egg for retirement. | 1.2600 | 0.04379 | 150 | 118 | 25 | 7 |
1744 | He's struggling with being an empty-nester. | 1.2600 | 0.04276 | 150 | 117 | 27 | 6 |
1745 | Your DNA Test is in, You are the Father | 1.2600 | 0.04480 | 150 | 119 | 23 | 8 |
1746 | It's our miracle child. | 1.2600 | 0.04276 | 150 | 117 | 27 | 6 |
1747 | I think it's time for me to stop calling him chicken all the time. | 1.2600 | 0.04276 | 150 | 117 | 27 | 6 |
1748 | As Marsha and Emma considered, it occurred to them that “Have you chosen a name yet?” was not their most pressing question. | 1.2600 | 0.04170 | 150 | 116 | 29 | 5 |
1749 | I told you we should have adopted! | 1.2600 | 0.04061 | 150 | 115 | 31 | 4 |
1750 | Hope you saved room for custard. | 1.2585 | 0.04327 | 147 | 115 | 26 | 6 |
1751 | Oh, don’t egg him on | 1.2585 | 0.04218 | 147 | 114 | 28 | 5 |
1752 | You really want to hatch that?" | 1.2585 | 0.03991 | 147 | 112 | 32 | 3 |
1753 | I told him to try a yoga ball, but he was too chicken. | 1.2585 | 0.04218 | 147 | 114 | 28 | 5 |
1754 | Still not a substitute for an IRA. | 1.2585 | 0.04106 | 147 | 115 | 27 | 5 |
1755 | Well, your husband really seems on the ball these days. | 1.2585 | 0.03872 | 147 | 111 | 34 | 2 |
1756 | He'll tell you it's a brontosaurus egg but it's really a speech bubble. | 1.2585 | 0.04218 | 147 | 114 | 28 | 5 |
1757 | I don't know how he did it, either. I can't get anything out of him. | 1.2585 | 0.04106 | 147 | 113 | 30 | 4 |
1758 | You should see the squash from our meal kit service. | 1.2585 | 0.04537 | 147 | 117 | 22 | 8 |
1759 | Fred is hatching a new idea. | 1.2585 | 0.04106 | 147 | 113 | 30 | 4 |
1760 | I can't decide. Scrambled or over easy. | 1.2585 | 0.04433 | 147 | 116 | 24 | 7 |
1761 | So that's what he meant by a nest egg. | 1.2585 | 0.04433 | 147 | 116 | 24 | 7 |
1762 | I told you she was no good, leaving him to take care of the egg all my himself! | 1.2585 | 0.03872 | 147 | 114 | 30 | 3 |
1763 | That reminds me--time to go upstairs and wring the children's necks. | 1.2585 | 0.04218 | 147 | 114 | 28 | 5 |
1764 | Its Humphrey not Humpty. | 1.2585 | 0.03872 | 147 | 111 | 34 | 2 |
1765 | Ignore him. He is going through a chicken phase. | 1.2585 | 0.04327 | 147 | 115 | 26 | 6 |
1766 | Only when I have company does he shows his nurturing side. | 1.2585 | 0.04218 | 147 | 114 | 28 | 5 |
1767 | How much did you say you make from egg sitting? | 1.2585 | 0.03991 | 147 | 112 | 32 | 3 |
1768 | It was this or yoga. | 1.2585 | 0.03872 | 147 | 111 | 34 | 2 |
1769 | He didn't want to be an empty nester. | 1.2585 | 0.04218 | 147 | 114 | 28 | 5 |
1770 | Call them 'big chicken' enough and they really take it to heart. | 1.2585 | 0.04218 | 147 | 114 | 28 | 5 |
1771 | Hatching a new idea certainly comes at a price | 1.2585 | 0.04433 | 147 | 116 | 24 | 7 |
1772 | Ten bucks you crack before it does. | 1.2585 | 0.04106 | 147 | 113 | 30 | 4 |
1773 | If that's your nest egg I'd be worried. | 1.2585 | 0.03872 | 147 | 111 | 34 | 2 |
1774 | Seems like they keep making it harder and harder to adopt. | 1.2585 | 0.04218 | 147 | 114 | 28 | 5 |
1775 | ... thinks he's hatching a Tyrannosaurus Rex, but he's a good egg even if his mind is kinda' scrammbled! | 1.2585 | 0.03991 | 147 | 112 | 32 | 3 |
1776 | It was better when we went to the beach and he put his head in the sand | 1.2585 | 0.03991 | 147 | 112 | 32 | 3 |
1777 | He's determined to make up for our "annual Thanksgiving massacre." | 1.2585 | 0.04218 | 147 | 114 | 28 | 5 |
1778 | Harold, you were mislaid. | 1.2585 | 0.03872 | 147 | 111 | 34 | 2 |
1779 | We sub-let from some guy who just flew the coop. | 1.2585 | 0.04327 | 147 | 115 | 26 | 6 |
1780 | When he flunked out of Wharton, he started setting up shell corporations. | 1.2585 | 0.04106 | 147 | 113 | 30 | 4 |
1781 | Frank likes his furniture to be "Keto" as well. | 1.2585 | 0.03991 | 147 | 111 | 32 | 3 |
1782 | If it hatches, I'll never hear the end of it. | 1.2585 | 0.04327 | 147 | 115 | 26 | 6 |
1783 | Geez Fred, don’t have a cow | 1.2585 | 0.03991 | 147 | 112 | 32 | 3 |
1784 | My first husband was only worth two in the bush. | 1.2585 | 0.04433 | 147 | 116 | 24 | 7 |
1785 | The chick will probably be an enormous loon, like it's father. | 1.2585 | 0.04218 | 147 | 114 | 28 | 5 |
1786 | How long is he planning to just sit on your nest egg? | 1.2585 | 0.04327 | 147 | 115 | 26 | 6 |
1787 | He's watched too many penguin movies. | 1.2583 | 0.03927 | 151 | 120 | 25 | 6 |
1788 | As I said, there's no end to Edward's hubris. | 1.2552 | 0.04241 | 145 | 113 | 27 | 5 |
1789 | I would describe our nest egg as solid, but not comfortable. | 1.2552 | 0.04353 | 145 | 114 | 25 | 6 |
1790 | Horton thinks it'll hatch any day; his next project is finding out where those tiny voices are coming from. | 1.2552 | 0.04353 | 145 | 114 | 25 | 6 |
1791 | Looks like a double-yolker. | 1.2552 | 0.04127 | 145 | 112 | 29 | 4 |
1792 | He’s grown quite attached. | 1.2552 | 0.04241 | 145 | 113 | 27 | 5 |
1793 | Mike discovered the joy of retirement: sitting on your nest egg. | 1.2552 | 0.04127 | 145 | 112 | 29 | 4 |
1794 | I see you're weening him off the incubator. | 1.2552 | 0.04353 | 145 | 114 | 25 | 6 |
1795 | He's been talking about his big idea since the'90s. It just hasn't hatched yet. | 1.2552 | 0.04567 | 145 | 116 | 21 | 8 |
1796 | You're too old to reproduce! | 1.2552 | 0.04241 | 145 | 113 | 27 | 5 |
1797 | It's his nest egg. He's says when it hatches, he's retiring. | 1.2552 | 0.04127 | 145 | 112 | 29 | 4 |
1798 | Howard has a tendency to brood. | 1.2552 | 0.04461 | 145 | 115 | 23 | 7 |
1799 | It gives him a sense of purpose | 1.2552 | 0.04127 | 145 | 112 | 29 | 4 |
1800 | He likes to feel tall. | 1.2552 | 0.04127 | 145 | 112 | 29 | 4 |
1801 | Jeez, that hemorrhoid of his has really gotten out of control. | 1.2552 | 0.04127 | 145 | 112 | 29 | 4 |
1802 | Free range is so last week | 1.2552 | 0.04353 | 145 | 114 | 25 | 6 |
1803 | He's been doing that ever since we announced I'm pregnant. | 1.2552 | 0.04127 | 145 | 112 | 29 | 4 |
1804 | He says this helps him get a bird's-eye view of the current political landscape. | 1.2552 | 0.03698 | 145 | 110 | 31 | 2 |
1805 | In retrospect,I should have asked why his nickname was "Benedict". | 1.2552 | 0.04241 | 145 | 113 | 27 | 5 |
1806 | I said poach, not perch. | 1.2552 | 0.04241 | 145 | 113 | 27 | 5 |
1807 | Take care with the nest egg that's community property. | 1.2552 | 0.03763 | 145 | 113 | 27 | 4 |
1808 | I’ll give you ten bucks if you tell us which came first? | 1.2552 | 0.04353 | 145 | 114 | 25 | 6 |
1809 | We’re only incubating for the tax write-off. | 1.2552 | 0.04009 | 145 | 110 | 31 | 3 |
1810 | Unfortunately, he came first. | 1.2552 | 0.04241 | 145 | 113 | 27 | 5 |
1811 | Henry...Come down off your damn dinosaur egg and join in the conversation! | 1.2552 | 0.04009 | 145 | 113 | 28 | 4 |
1812 | … well, I have to admit, he doesn't complain when it's his turn. | 1.2552 | 0.04353 | 145 | 114 | 25 | 6 |
1813 | He's hoping it hatches before Thanksgiving. | 1.2552 | 0.03763 | 145 | 109 | 35 | 1 |
1814 | It's the new fad--male surrogacy. | 1.2552 | 0.04127 | 145 | 112 | 29 | 4 |
1815 | Big Bird called, he wants his egg back. | 1.2552 | 0.04353 | 145 | 114 | 25 | 6 |
1816 | Okay Humpty, what's your next move? | 1.2552 | 0.04461 | 145 | 115 | 23 | 7 |
1817 | He is in his brooding mood. | 1.2552 | 0.04009 | 145 | 111 | 31 | 3 |
1818 | This was not what we were expecting when we volunteered to be pet foster parents. | 1.2552 | 0.04127 | 145 | 112 | 29 | 4 |
1819 | If all the kings’ horses and all the kings’ men couldn’t help, don’t expect me to. | 1.2552 | 0.04353 | 145 | 114 | 25 | 6 |
1820 | I'd be more concerned if I still cared. | 1.2552 | 0.04353 | 145 | 114 | 25 | 6 |
1821 | No, I haven't seen Jurassic Park. | 1.2552 | 0.04009 | 145 | 111 | 31 | 3 |
1822 | He says it's his nest egg | 1.2552 | 0.04353 | 145 | 114 | 25 | 6 |
1823 | Ever since the whistleblower, he's been worried about the Hatch Act. | 1.2552 | 0.04567 | 145 | 116 | 21 | 8 |
1824 | And to think no one told you swallowing gum is bad for you. | 1.2552 | 0.04241 | 145 | 113 | 27 | 5 |
1825 | Ed has always nurtured a huge sense of entitlement. | 1.2552 | 0.04241 | 145 | 113 | 27 | 5 |
1826 | There you sit---like some king on top of his white privilege! | 1.2552 | 0.04127 | 145 | 112 | 29 | 4 |
1827 | Turns out our little nest egg is just an overstuffed bean bag chair. | 1.2552 | 0.04353 | 145 | 114 | 25 | 6 |
1828 | It's not the first egg Fred has ever laid. | 1.2552 | 0.04461 | 145 | 115 | 23 | 7 |
1829 | Why did we agree to foster a dragon | 1.2552 | 0.04567 | 145 | 116 | 21 | 8 |
1830 | He says he’s exercising. | 1.2552 | 0.04461 | 145 | 115 | 23 | 7 |
1831 | He never came out of his shell until recently. | 1.2552 | 0.04241 | 145 | 113 | 27 | 5 |
1832 | He just retired to focus on growing our nest egg. | 1.2552 | 0.04241 | 145 | 113 | 27 | 5 |
1833 | It’s a “Therapy Pillow” to treat his fear of heights and high cholesterol. | 1.2552 | 0.04241 | 145 | 113 | 27 | 5 |
1834 | If he sneezes it's scrambled. | 1.2552 | 0.04127 | 145 | 112 | 29 | 4 |
1835 | It's from IKEA--he wanted it, so he has to sit on it! | 1.2552 | 0.04567 | 145 | 116 | 21 | 8 |
1836 | I don't know how he does it but that's the second | 1.2552 | 0.04241 | 145 | 113 | 27 | 5 |
1837 | He's not comfortable with anyone else keeping our nest egg secure." | 1.2552 | 0.04461 | 145 | 115 | 23 | 7 |
1838 | Gee, Edna, this isn't what I thought you meant when you told me that Herb just laid an egg. | 1.2552 | 0.04009 | 145 | 111 | 31 | 3 |
1839 | I keep telling him it's nothing like childbirth. | 1.2552 | 0.04461 | 145 | 115 | 23 | 7 |
1840 | It's all because I'm not the spring chicken I used to be. | 1.2552 | 0.04241 | 145 | 113 | 27 | 5 |
1841 | They lanced it and it grew right back. | 1.2552 | 0.04241 | 145 | 113 | 27 | 5 |
1842 | It's nice to see a man doing women's work for once. | 1.2552 | 0.04353 | 145 | 114 | 25 | 6 |
1843 | George is going through a midwife crisis. | 1.2552 | 0.04353 | 145 | 114 | 25 | 6 |
1844 | I told you he's henpecked. | 1.2552 | 0.04353 | 145 | 114 | 25 | 6 |
1845 | It's new from IKEA: The Chegg. | 1.2552 | 0.04671 | 145 | 117 | 19 | 9 |
1846 | His spirit-animal is a penguin. | 1.2552 | 0.04773 | 145 | 118 | 17 | 10 |
1847 | He still doesn't get that's not how babies are born. | 1.2552 | 0.04567 | 145 | 116 | 21 | 8 |
1848 | Our investment counselor says we could retire; we have a sizeable nest egg. | 1.2552 | 0.04127 | 145 | 112 | 29 | 4 |
1849 | His therapist says it’s the Humpty Dumpty phase | 1.2552 | 0.04241 | 145 | 113 | 27 | 5 |
1850 | If it's twins, we each get one. | 1.2552 | 0.03888 | 145 | 110 | 33 | 2 |
1851 | It’s an idea he’s working on. | 1.2552 | 0.04461 | 145 | 115 | 23 | 7 |
1852 | It brings out his nurturing instincts. | 1.2552 | 0.04241 | 145 | 113 | 27 | 5 |
1853 | His financial adviser told him to sit on it. | 1.2552 | 0.04009 | 145 | 111 | 31 | 3 |
1854 | I'm tired of asking him to get that thing lanced. | 1.2552 | 0.04872 | 145 | 119 | 15 | 11 |
1855 | The fertility clinic said our egg comes with one male donor. | 1.2552 | 0.04241 | 145 | 113 | 27 | 5 |
1856 | You told me he had big balls | 1.2552 | 0.04567 | 145 | 116 | 21 | 8 |
1857 | Whose next? | 1.2552 | 0.04241 | 145 | 113 | 27 | 5 |
1858 | I wanted to get a puppy but he insisted on a bird. | 1.2552 | 0.04241 | 145 | 113 | 27 | 5 |
1859 | Every time he tells that joke he lays an egg. | 1.2552 | 0.04671 | 145 | 117 | 19 | 9 |
1860 | I don't know where he got it from, but I can't wait until he hatches it. | 1.2552 | 0.04127 | 145 | 112 | 29 | 4 |
1861 | I just hope it doesn't have us for breakfast. | 1.2552 | 0.04567 | 145 | 116 | 21 | 8 |
1862 | Sorry, Andrew is going through a postmodern phase. | 1.2552 | 0.04241 | 145 | 113 | 27 | 5 |
1863 | Hey Freak, what are you up Tonight? | 1.2552 | 0.04009 | 145 | 111 | 31 | 3 |
1864 | What growth? | 1.2552 | 0.04241 | 145 | 113 | 27 | 5 |
1865 | Yeah, he's real proud of that kidney stone. | 1.2552 | 0.04567 | 145 | 116 | 21 | 8 |
1866 | This began as a paleontology project but has become obsession. | 1.2552 | 0.04461 | 145 | 113 | 23 | 7 |
1867 | I want to celebrate you for this." | 1.2552 | 0.04461 | 145 | 115 | 23 | 7 |
1868 | He claims its hemorroids. | 1.2552 | 0.04241 | 145 | 113 | 27 | 5 |
1869 | Every part of that yoga ball has touched his ass. | 1.2552 | 0.04461 | 145 | 115 | 23 | 7 |
1870 | It's been like this since that damn cuckoo came around. | 1.2552 | 0.04241 | 145 | 113 | 27 | 5 |
1871 | Egg? My no. Leonard has world class hemorrhoids. He's in 14 text books. | 1.2552 | 0.04353 | 145 | 114 | 25 | 6 |
1872 | why cant he invest his nest egg like everybody else? | 1.2552 | 0.04127 | 145 | 112 | 29 | 4 |
1873 | I'd hate to see the size of that chicken. | 1.2552 | 0.04127 | 145 | 112 | 29 | 4 |
1874 | Bob always planned to manage his own nest egg after he retired | 1.2552 | 0.04009 | 145 | 111 | 31 | 3 |
1875 | His wife's been egging him on again. | 1.2552 | 0.04127 | 145 | 114 | 26 | 5 |
1876 | Edgar has grown our IRA nest egg rather well | 1.2552 | 0.04127 | 145 | 112 | 29 | 4 |
1877 | When I said I wanted to have a "nest egg" to retire with, this isn't what I meant. | 1.2552 | 0.04241 | 145 | 113 | 27 | 5 |
1878 | He's not much, but he's always on the ball. | 1.2552 | 0.04353 | 145 | 114 | 25 | 6 |
1879 | It's not going to hatch, no matter how long you sit on it. | 1.2552 | 0.04241 | 145 | 113 | 27 | 5 |
1880 | He’s keeping our nest egg safe. | 1.2552 | 0.04009 | 145 | 111 | 31 | 3 |
1881 | Phil says that with retirement around the corner we can't be too careful with our nest egg. | 1.2552 | 0.03633 | 145 | 108 | 37 | 0 |
1882 | I'm knitting him a nest to go with his egg. | 1.2552 | 0.04127 | 145 | 112 | 29 | 4 |
1883 | What kind of plot is he hatching now? | 1.2552 | 0.04353 | 145 | 114 | 25 | 6 |
1884 | Egg-o-nomic is not going to catch on, Harvey. | 1.2552 | 0.04127 | 145 | 112 | 29 | 4 |
1885 | I told you to stop egging him on. | 1.2552 | 0.04127 | 145 | 112 | 29 | 4 |
1886 | I think it was Pottery Barn or Coops To Go. | 1.2552 | 0.04567 | 145 | 116 | 21 | 8 |
1887 | Let me guess—Bill went shopping in the Skymall catalog again? | 1.2552 | 0.04461 | 145 | 115 | 23 | 7 |
1888 | When we met Lloyd assured me that he was sitting on a nest egg for us. | 1.2552 | 0.04009 | 145 | 114 | 27 | 4 |
1889 | He said it’s even safer than sitting on a wall. | 1.2552 | 0.04241 | 145 | 113 | 27 | 5 |
1890 | Harold laid a big one this time, and there's no getting around it | 1.2552 | 0.04567 | 145 | 116 | 21 | 8 |
1891 | He always has had a strong mothering instinct. | 1.2552 | 0.04461 | 145 | 115 | 23 | 7 |
1892 | So he thinks he’s on the ball... | 1.2552 | 0.04127 | 145 | 112 | 29 | 4 |
1893 | I haven't had back pain since I started sitting on this egg. | 1.2552 | 0.04241 | 145 | 113 | 27 | 5 |
1894 | Hey, Trumpty-Dumpty, where's your wall? | 1.2552 | 0.04353 | 145 | 114 | 25 | 6 |
1895 | He’s just having a really hard time with the empty nest. | 1.2552 | 0.04127 | 145 | 112 | 29 | 4 |
1896 | George found it on our visit to Jurassic Park. | 1.2552 | 0.04461 | 145 | 115 | 23 | 7 |
1897 | You better not get any shell on the carpet. | 1.2552 | 0.04461 | 145 | 115 | 23 | 7 |
1898 | He mistook bubblegum for his laxative | 1.2552 | 0.04127 | 145 | 112 | 29 | 4 |
1899 | It’s weird, because the egg came before the guy. | 1.2552 | 0.04567 | 145 | 116 | 21 | 8 |
1900 | We know we can't be its Forever Home, but Jeffery and I feel we need to do what we can for the species. | 1.2552 | 0.04241 | 145 | 113 | 27 | 5 |
1901 | Yes, Walter HAS hinted that he's hatching a plan to leave me. | 1.2552 | 0.04241 | 145 | 113 | 27 | 5 |
1902 | You still don't understand what it's like to be a woman giving birth. | 1.2552 | 0.04127 | 145 | 112 | 29 | 4 |
1903 | Harold took our nest egg out of the market. | 1.2552 | 0.04241 | 145 | 113 | 27 | 5 |
1904 | Walter is obsessed with protecting our nest egg! | 1.2552 | 0.04127 | 145 | 112 | 29 | 4 |
1905 | He thinks we'll be able to retire any day now. | 1.2552 | 0.03888 | 145 | 110 | 33 | 2 |
1906 | Murray doesn't believe in incubators. | 1.2552 | 0.04353 | 145 | 114 | 25 | 6 |
1907 | Ever since ‘Game of Thrones’ ended, Tom has been obsessed with being the ‘Father of Dragons’. | 1.2552 | 0.04241 | 145 | 113 | 27 | 5 |
1908 | Thank goodness this is a chicken co-op. | 1.2552 | 0.04241 | 145 | 113 | 27 | 5 |
1909 | The life of a single father is hard. | 1.2552 | 0.04241 | 145 | 113 | 27 | 5 |
1910 | It’s for his core. | 1.2552 | 0.04127 | 145 | 112 | 29 | 4 |
1911 | The best-laid plans go awry. | 1.2537 | 0.04196 | 134 | 103 | 28 | 3 |
1912 | Just sit on it for nine months and see how you feel. | 1.2537 | 0.04455 | 134 | 105 | 24 | 5 |
1913 | This is why our lawn looks so bad. | 1.2534 | 0.04326 | 146 | 115 | 25 | 6 |
1914 | I’m letting him live out his babysitter fantasy. | 1.2517 | 0.04148 | 143 | 111 | 28 | 4 |
1915 | He acts like he’ s on top of the world. | 1.2517 | 0.03903 | 143 | 109 | 32 | 2 |
1916 | He kept complaining that the butterfly chair was too hard to get out of. | 1.2517 | 0.04148 | 143 | 111 | 28 | 4 |
1917 | Charles has become a bit Egg-Centric of late”. | 1.2517 | 0.04265 | 143 | 112 | 26 | 5 |
1918 | He’s determined to be more helpful with household duties. | 1.2517 | 0.04027 | 143 | 115 | 22 | 5 |
1919 | He insists it is ours but I heard the cuckoo calling. | 1.2517 | 0.04265 | 143 | 112 | 26 | 5 |
1920 | He said in his PhD dissertation this would hatch within two years...that was 34 years ago. | 1.2517 | 0.04265 | 143 | 112 | 26 | 5 |
1921 | They say it’s good for the core | 1.2517 | 0.04148 | 143 | 111 | 28 | 4 |
1922 | James thinks that he was a penguin in a past life. | 1.2517 | 0.04598 | 143 | 115 | 20 | 8 |
1923 | He's been binge-watching Nature on PBS. | 1.2517 | 0.04027 | 143 | 110 | 30 | 3 |
1924 | He's still trying to settle the age-old dilemma of which came first, the chicken or--you know--and swears this dropped in from Mars. I think I've got a solid case for locking him up finally. You call them on your phone, cuz he's watching me. | 1.2517 | 0.04808 | 143 | 117 | 16 | 10 |
1925 | For some reason, he wants me to call him Horton. | 1.2517 | 0.03903 | 143 | 111 | 29 | 3 |
1926 | Abner is a stay at home Dad | 1.2517 | 0.04027 | 143 | 110 | 30 | 3 |
1927 | “Bird-witted in deed.” | 1.2517 | 0.04148 | 143 | 111 | 28 | 4 |
1928 | Harold takes being a feminist ally very seriously. | 1.2517 | 0.04148 | 143 | 111 | 28 | 4 |
1929 | Hope you fall over easy on that thing Henry. | 1.2517 | 0.04148 | 143 | 111 | 28 | 4 |
1930 | He keeps insisting he is hatching an idea to make us rich. | 1.2517 | 0.04027 | 143 | 110 | 30 | 3 |
1931 | He’s always had maternal instincts. | 1.2517 | 0.04027 | 143 | 110 | 30 | 3 |
1932 | I do the night shift | 1.2517 | 0.04379 | 143 | 113 | 24 | 6 |
1933 | What can I say? I married a schmuck. | 1.2517 | 0.04265 | 143 | 112 | 26 | 5 |
1934 | His doctor told him to exercise more so he borrowed our son's exercise ball. Too bad he doesn't know how to use it. | 1.2517 | 0.04490 | 143 | 114 | 22 | 7 |
1935 | You should have seen him BEFORE the orchiectomy. | 1.2517 | 0.04379 | 143 | 113 | 24 | 6 |
1936 | The worst part is when he goes to the bathroom on the windshield. | 1.2517 | 0.04265 | 143 | 112 | 26 | 5 |
1937 | He's protecting our nest egg from bad hombres. | 1.2517 | 0.04265 | 143 | 112 | 26 | 5 |
1938 | It's good for his posture. | 1.2517 | 0.03903 | 143 | 109 | 32 | 2 |
1939 | Please don’t egg him on. | 1.2517 | 0.04265 | 143 | 112 | 26 | 5 |
1940 | He is on a roll! | 1.2517 | 0.04027 | 143 | 110 | 30 | 3 |
1941 | Don't tell me you ran out of hemorrhoid cream already. | 1.2517 | 0.04379 | 143 | 113 | 24 | 6 |
1942 | I tell him he's not a penguin, but he still thinks this will get him out of doing his share of house keeping. | 1.2517 | 0.04148 | 143 | 111 | 28 | 4 |
1943 | He got it online now he’s convinced he’s going to be the father of dragons | 1.2517 | 0.04148 | 143 | 111 | 28 | 4 |
1944 | Al's afraid of going the doctor because it might be a hemorrhoid. | 1.2517 | 0.04379 | 143 | 113 | 24 | 6 |
1945 | You call that a nest? | 1.2517 | 0.04379 | 143 | 113 | 24 | 6 |
1946 | His proctologist warned him six months ago to have it removed. | 1.2517 | 0.04490 | 143 | 114 | 22 | 7 |
1947 | You're no Horton, Fred. | 1.2517 | 0.04027 | 143 | 110 | 30 | 3 |
1948 | He was the winner at his company for the biggest blunder of the year. | 1.2517 | 0.04265 | 143 | 112 | 26 | 5 |
1949 | See, I told you he was an egghead. | 1.2517 | 0.04490 | 143 | 114 | 22 | 7 |
1950 | At least it doesn’t require surgery like last year’s kangaroo fantasy. | 1.2517 | 0.04490 | 143 | 114 | 22 | 7 |
1951 | Herb's been hatching a new retirement plan. | 1.2517 | 0.04265 | 143 | 112 | 26 | 5 |
1952 | This one is from "egg of the year" club. | 1.2517 | 0.03903 | 143 | 109 | 32 | 2 |
1953 | He says it’s a Dragon Egg and that he is Father of Dragons? | 1.2517 | 0.03903 | 143 | 109 | 32 | 2 |
1954 | The egg came first, we don't know what's next. | 1.2517 | 0.04265 | 143 | 112 | 26 | 5 |
1955 | I don't know Ethel, is this really better than that old recliner? | 1.2517 | 0.04027 | 143 | 110 | 30 | 3 |
1956 | I hope that's not your retirement nest egg. | 1.2517 | 0.04148 | 143 | 111 | 28 | 4 |
1957 | Looks like more than one bird for Thanksgiving. | 1.2517 | 0.04490 | 143 | 114 | 22 | 7 |
1958 | Is it poaching season? | 1.2517 | 0.04148 | 143 | 111 | 28 | 4 |
1959 | Forty two day incubation period is Harold’s latest excuse not to go out. | 1.2517 | 0.04265 | 143 | 112 | 26 | 5 |
1960 | I get it. You're hatching some grand scheme! | 1.2517 | 0.04379 | 143 | 113 | 24 | 6 |
1961 | Virgil’s bean bag has taken on a life of its own. | 1.2517 | 0.04379 | 143 | 113 | 24 | 6 |
1962 | Fred laid another egg. | 1.2517 | 0.04265 | 143 | 112 | 26 | 5 |
1963 | No, trust me he does find it comfortable | 1.2517 | 0.04379 | 143 | 113 | 24 | 6 |
1964 | That's our nest egg. Henry doesn't believe in banks. | 1.2517 | 0.03775 | 143 | 108 | 34 | 1 |
1965 | Sweetie, On the Ball is just an expression, an idiom, as some might say. | 1.2517 | 0.03775 | 143 | 108 | 34 | 1 |
1966 | I asked for a yoga ball. | 1.2517 | 0.04027 | 143 | 110 | 30 | 3 |
1967 | It's the plot for his next novel, but it hasn't fully developed yet. | 1.2517 | 0.04027 | 143 | 112 | 27 | 4 |
1968 | He just couldn't get out of the old bean bag chair anymore. | 1.2517 | 0.04490 | 143 | 114 | 22 | 7 |
1969 | Let’s hatch a plan for dinner | 1.2517 | 0.03775 | 143 | 108 | 34 | 1 |
1970 | He says he's henpecked. | 1.2517 | 0.04148 | 143 | 111 | 28 | 4 |
1971 | Alpha male booster ball .Only $9.99 | 1.2517 | 0.04265 | 143 | 112 | 26 | 5 |
1972 | That's nice Harold, but you should really get a job. | 1.2517 | 0.04379 | 143 | 113 | 24 | 6 |
1973 | I hope you want chicken for dinner. | 1.2517 | 0.04027 | 143 | 110 | 30 | 3 |
1974 | It's a plot. | 1.2517 | 0.04490 | 143 | 114 | 22 | 7 |
1975 | To tell you the truth, I'm getting sick of omelettes. | 1.2517 | 0.04379 | 143 | 113 | 24 | 6 |
1976 | This is his excuse for not taking me out to dinner. | 1.2517 | 0.04265 | 143 | 112 | 26 | 5 |
1977 | You should have heard him scream when he laid that thing! | 1.2517 | 0.04490 | 143 | 114 | 22 | 7 |
1978 | His financial advisor told him they could hatch a plan to get rich. | 1.2517 | 0.04265 | 143 | 112 | 26 | 5 |
1979 | Stanley, get back in your shell. | 1.2517 | 0.04027 | 143 | 110 | 30 | 3 |
1980 | You look ridiculous, Roman! | 1.2517 | 0.04490 | 143 | 113 | 22 | 7 |
1981 | Have you picked out a name yet, or are you going to wait until it hatches? | 1.2517 | 0.04265 | 143 | 115 | 22 | 6 |
1982 | I always knew you were a chicken. | 1.2517 | 0.04265 | 143 | 112 | 26 | 5 |
1983 | It's all about the Egg-secution | 1.2517 | 0.03903 | 143 | 109 | 32 | 2 |
1984 | Those are only $5 at Costco! | 1.2517 | 0.03903 | 143 | 109 | 32 | 2 |
1985 | Something looks off about that love seat | 1.2517 | 0.04490 | 143 | 114 | 22 | 7 |
1986 | We used the other eleven eggs to make a really big omelet | 1.2517 | 0.04490 | 143 | 114 | 22 | 7 |
1987 | It's a Stability Egg. | 1.2517 | 0.04148 | 143 | 111 | 28 | 4 |
1988 | Better than under our mattress, I tell you. | 1.2517 | 0.04027 | 143 | 110 | 30 | 3 |
1989 | Frank has lost his IKEA privileges. | 1.2517 | 0.04265 | 143 | 114 | 23 | 6 |
1990 | Just because it's 'modern' doesn't mean it's not 'stupid'. | 1.2517 | 0.04265 | 143 | 112 | 26 | 5 |
1991 | I’m shocked that he’s even heard of cultural appropriation. | 1.2517 | 0.03903 | 143 | 109 | 32 | 2 |
1992 | This way Jack can really be a part of the whole pregnancy. | 1.2517 | 0.03642 | 143 | 110 | 32 | 1 |
1993 | I egg him on because we are empty nesters. | 1.2500 | 0.04433 | 140 | 111 | 23 | 6 |
1994 | We’re going public, Ruth. It’s called WeSit. It’s an incubator and a startup without footage or overhead. | 1.2500 | 0.04195 | 140 | 109 | 27 | 4 |
1995 | Well lets just hope it does not take after him | 1.2500 | 0.04195 | 140 | 109 | 27 | 4 |
1996 | Jim uses it to cope with the big empty nest. | 1.2500 | 0.03943 | 140 | 107 | 31 | 2 |
1997 | Who knows what plan he is hatching now. | 1.2500 | 0.04316 | 140 | 110 | 25 | 5 |
1998 | He just won't listen—the latest research suggests coddling. | 1.2500 | 0.04071 | 140 | 108 | 29 | 3 |
1999 | He wants to crack a yoke. | 1.2500 | 0.04316 | 140 | 110 | 25 | 5 |
2000 | Quit your laying around, George. | 1.2500 | 0.04195 | 140 | 109 | 27 | 4 |
2001 | Now he’ll only eat what he can hatch. | 1.2500 | 0.03943 | 140 | 107 | 31 | 2 |
2002 | He saw March of the penguins last night | 1.2500 | 0.04316 | 140 | 110 | 25 | 5 |
2003 | Just think how I used to be so afraid he'd fly the coop. | 1.2500 | 0.04071 | 140 | 108 | 29 | 3 |
2004 | He says it's his triumph of hope over the tyranny of despair. I say he doesn't want to clean the cat's litter box. | 1.2500 | 0.04660 | 140 | 113 | 19 | 8 |
2005 | He's just making himself useful . | 1.2500 | 0.04316 | 140 | 110 | 25 | 5 |
2006 | So they sold him a fake Egg Chair? | 1.2500 | 0.04433 | 140 | 111 | 23 | 6 |
2007 | I always said he was a chicken. | 1.2500 | 0.04195 | 140 | 109 | 27 | 4 |
2008 | It’s solid jade from the Ming dynasty and it vibrates. | 1.2500 | 0.04195 | 140 | 109 | 27 | 4 |
2009 | It's the latest in eggonomic design. | 1.2500 | 0.03810 | 140 | 106 | 33 | 1 |
2010 | He says it's our nest egg but I had to get rid of the nest. | 1.2500 | 0.04071 | 140 | 108 | 29 | 3 |
2011 | All I said was, let's make a frittata for the brunch on Sunday | 1.2500 | 0.03943 | 140 | 107 | 31 | 2 |
2012 | It use to be our nest egg. Now its' filled with empty dreams. | 1.2500 | 0.04433 | 140 | 111 | 23 | 6 |
2013 | How much longer is the new chair on layaway? | 1.2500 | 0.04316 | 140 | 110 | 25 | 5 |
2014 | Bird or reptile? As long as it’s healthy we will be happy. | 1.2500 | 0.04316 | 140 | 110 | 25 | 5 |
2015 | Harry’s trying to hatch his latest invention. | 1.2500 | 0.04433 | 140 | 111 | 23 | 6 |
2016 | Isn't a pile that big painful? | 1.2500 | 0.04195 | 140 | 109 | 27 | 4 |
2017 | That look a lot like my egg!! | 1.2500 | 0.03943 | 140 | 107 | 31 | 2 |
2018 | No, really...it's the latest thing in furniture design! | 1.2500 | 0.04433 | 140 | 111 | 23 | 6 |
2019 | I didn't need another egg but the man came with it. | 1.2500 | 0.04548 | 140 | 112 | 21 | 7 |
2020 | Dad, that's not as intimidating as you think. | 1.2500 | 0.04071 | 140 | 108 | 29 | 3 |
2021 | A baby T-Rex is troubling enough, but it's his gender fluidity that really took me aback. | 1.2500 | 0.04433 | 140 | 111 | 23 | 6 |
2022 | He is trying to become “Father of Dragons”. | 1.2500 | 0.04195 | 140 | 109 | 27 | 4 |
2023 | You think this is big? You should have seen the chicken. | 1.2500 | 0.04195 | 140 | 109 | 27 | 4 |
2024 | Overdoing it as usual,Humpty? | 1.2500 | 0.04195 | 140 | 109 | 27 | 4 |
2025 | Well truthfully, I didn't think the treatment for his empty nest syndrome would be so literal | 1.2500 | 0.04433 | 140 | 111 | 23 | 6 |
2026 | It's his new fancy chair for hatching ideas | 1.2500 | 0.04433 | 140 | 111 | 23 | 6 |
2027 | His therapist claims it will help with his irritable bowel syndrome. | 1.2500 | 0.04195 | 140 | 109 | 27 | 4 |
2028 | But, Gary, you have to let it go! It's a Secret Santa present for Daenerys! | 1.2500 | 0.04316 | 140 | 110 | 25 | 5 |
2029 | Ever since Ancestry.com told him he was related to Humpty Dumpty... | 1.2500 | 0.04195 | 140 | 109 | 27 | 4 |
2030 | His therapist thought it would get him in touch with his feminine side. | 1.2500 | 0.03943 | 140 | 107 | 31 | 2 |
2031 | The ads said it'll hatch him a sex drive and purpose in life. | 1.2500 | 0.04195 | 140 | 109 | 27 | 4 |
2032 | What do you think of my new live installation work? I’m calling it “Tiresome and Useless” | 1.2500 | 0.04660 | 140 | 113 | 19 | 8 |
2033 | I told you to stop swallowing your gum. | 1.2500 | 0.04316 | 140 | 110 | 25 | 5 |
2034 | They are pregnant. | 1.2500 | 0.04195 | 140 | 109 | 27 | 4 |
2035 | Booby. Hatching. | 1.2500 | 0.03943 | 140 | 107 | 31 | 2 |
2036 | I say we make an omelette, but Harold wants to incubate it. | 1.2500 | 0.04316 | 140 | 110 | 25 | 5 |
2037 | We're canceling the gender-reveal party so we can focus on finding hiding places. | 1.2500 | 0.04316 | 140 | 110 | 25 | 5 |
2038 | \He has OCD about his nest egg. | 1.2500 | 0.04071 | 140 | 108 | 29 | 3 |
2039 | I'm tired of always being on the edge of my seat. | 1.2500 | 0.04195 | 140 | 109 | 27 | 4 |
2040 | Foreplay is different for every couple. | 1.2500 | 0.04660 | 140 | 113 | 19 | 8 |
2041 | He does this when he's hungry! | 1.2500 | 0.03602 | 140 | 112 | 24 | 4 |
2042 | He’s always on the ball. | 1.2500 | 0.04195 | 140 | 109 | 27 | 4 |
2043 | Forget the bubble. I’m more impressed with the chewing. | 1.2500 | 0.04316 | 140 | 110 | 25 | 5 |
2044 | He's done this ever since our youngest left for college. | 1.2500 | 0.04195 | 140 | 109 | 27 | 4 |
2045 | Design Within Reach? | 1.2500 | 0.04195 | 140 | 109 | 27 | 4 |
2046 | He says it helps him meditate... | 1.2500 | 0.04316 | 140 | 110 | 25 | 5 |
2047 | He's always had big plans that never hatch. | 1.2500 | 0.03943 | 140 | 107 | 31 | 2 |
2048 | He’s protecting our nest egg and it soothes his hemorrhoids. | 1.2500 | 0.04071 | 140 | 108 | 29 | 3 |
2049 | I’ll order our marriage ‘over easy.’ | 1.2500 | 0.03943 | 140 | 107 | 31 | 2 |
2050 | Do you want to stay for dinner? The chicken we cooked could feed a village. | 1.2500 | 0.04548 | 140 | 112 | 21 | 7 |
2051 | That’s the way to lay an egg. | 1.2500 | 0.04071 | 140 | 108 | 29 | 3 |
2052 | It's good for his back. | 1.2500 | 0.04316 | 140 | 110 | 25 | 5 |
2053 | That's actually a very unique and expensive piece by Damien Hirst I acquired in the mid 90s -CAN YOU NOT SIT ON IT GRAHAM?! | 1.2500 | 0.04433 | 140 | 111 | 23 | 6 |
2054 | Yeah, pretty good. Yourself? | 1.2500 | 0.04548 | 140 | 112 | 21 | 7 |
2055 | Hopefully, a turkey will come out before 2020 Thanksgiving | 1.2500 | 0.04433 | 140 | 111 | 23 | 6 |
2056 | So, remind me the mothers' species again? | 1.2500 | 0.04433 | 140 | 111 | 23 | 6 |
2057 | What did I tell you about incubating in the living room? | 1.2500 | 0.04195 | 140 | 109 | 27 | 4 |
2058 | Ever since Dave went to that meditation class he's cairried that thing around everywhere. | 1.2500 | 0.04195 | 140 | 109 | 27 | 4 |
2059 | Herb, I know you are out of work, but I think you can find a better way to pass the time. | 1.2500 | 0.04195 | 140 | 109 | 27 | 4 |
2060 | Don’t coddle him. | 1.2500 | 0.03943 | 140 | 107 | 31 | 2 |
2061 | Well what are you going to sit on after breakfast? | 1.2500 | 0.04195 | 140 | 109 | 27 | 4 |
2062 | I've told him to see a doctor, but he says he's comfortable living with it. | 1.2500 | 0.04195 | 140 | 109 | 27 | 4 |
2063 | Frank likes his 3 minute eggs just so. | 1.2500 | 0.04071 | 140 | 108 | 29 | 3 |
2064 | He refuses to get his Hemorrhoid checked. | 1.2500 | 0.04548 | 140 | 112 | 21 | 7 |
2065 | After our cruise to Antarctica, Howard decided to help out more. | 1.2500 | 0.04071 | 140 | 108 | 29 | 3 |
2066 | In a couple of weeks we're having a gender reveal party -- not for the egg but for Albert. | 1.2500 | 0.04433 | 140 | 111 | 23 | 6 |
2067 | Is there a yolk to this? | 1.2500 | 0.04071 | 140 | 108 | 29 | 3 |
2068 | We will take turns if it's taking time to hatch. | 1.2500 | 0.04316 | 140 | 109 | 25 | 5 |
2069 | What is it?" "A yoga egg...he can't seem to get it patented. | 1.2500 | 0.03943 | 140 | 107 | 31 | 2 |
2070 | My husband Lenny insists on ruling the roost. | 1.2500 | 0.04195 | 140 | 109 | 27 | 4 |
2071 | It's his idea of our retirement nest egg. | 1.2500 | 0.04195 | 140 | 109 | 27 | 4 |
2072 | I think he's having an affair with a chicken. | 1.2500 | 0.04071 | 140 | 108 | 29 | 3 |
2073 | All he needed to hear was "just pay for shipping and handling" | 1.2500 | 0.04316 | 140 | 110 | 25 | 5 |
2074 | It's just a loaner until we get the crack fixed in the old one. | 1.2500 | 0.04769 | 140 | 114 | 17 | 9 |
2075 | You insist it's infertile yet you continue to sit on it. | 1.2500 | 0.04316 | 140 | 110 | 25 | 5 |
2076 | Are you sure your Christmas turkey will be the biggest this year?" | 1.2500 | 0.04433 | 140 | 111 | 23 | 6 |
2077 | He’s brooding because he paid too much for it. | 1.2500 | 0.03943 | 140 | 107 | 31 | 2 |
2078 | Lenny thinks he deserves a medal for being a stay at home dad, but all he does is sit around all day. | 1.2500 | 0.04433 | 140 | 111 | 23 | 6 |
2079 | I asked him for a decision three years ago and he said that he would sit on it. He's been there ever since. | 1.2500 | 0.04548 | 140 | 112 | 21 | 7 |
2080 | I thought i heard you! | 1.2500 | 0.04071 | 140 | 108 | 29 | 3 |
2081 | He can't accept that we're empty nesters." | 1.2500 | 0.03943 | 140 | 107 | 31 | 2 |
2082 | Well thats one way to capture natural gas. | 1.2500 | 0.04071 | 140 | 108 | 29 | 3 |
2083 | Cheap bastard has never chipped into his nest egg, not once. Here I am at the end of my years and get Cracker Barrel on our anniversary? I'm gonna kill the deaf bastard Elsie, and your gonna help me, then we're gonna take that fuckin thing | 1.2500 | 0.04316 | 140 | 110 | 25 | 5 |
2084 | I still don't know which came first- the senility or the egg. | 1.2500 | 0.04195 | 140 | 109 | 27 | 4 |
2085 | Hold on, I think he's searching for the button to make it vibrate. | 1.2500 | 0.04548 | 140 | 112 | 21 | 7 |
2086 | He claims his chair is egg-onomic. | 1.2500 | 0.04134 | 140 | 111 | 24 | 5 |
2087 | I love this chair but it only works on the spring equinox | 1.2500 | 0.04195 | 140 | 109 | 27 | 4 |
2088 | George is just hatching another bad idea. | 1.2500 | 0.03943 | 140 | 107 | 31 | 2 |
2089 | I always thought your bro Meredith was part Penguin. He cried all through Happy Feet. | 1.2500 | 0.04071 | 140 | 113 | 21 | 6 |
2090 | He figures it's the safest way to guard our nest egg | 1.2500 | 0.04316 | 140 | 110 | 25 | 5 |
2091 | I don't know which of us is going to crack up first | 1.2500 | 0.04433 | 140 | 111 | 23 | 6 |
2092 | Don’t you think you’re carrying this empty-nester thing too far? | 1.2482 | 0.03983 | 137 | 105 | 30 | 2 |
2093 | He loves to brag that he’s living on his nest egg | 1.2481 | 0.04323 | 133 | 104 | 25 | 4 |
2094 | No, we can’t just roll with it. | 1.2481 | 0.04051 | 133 | 102 | 29 | 2 |
2095 | honestly! all these years I thought a nest egg was money | 1.2481 | 0.04453 | 133 | 105 | 23 | 5 |
2096 | I don't know why he's doing that. He couldn't even hatch an idea. | 1.2481 | 0.04453 | 133 | 105 | 23 | 5 |
2097 | It's more comfortable than it looks. | 1.2464 | 0.04090 | 138 | 107 | 28 | 3 |
2098 | Well, he's not quite faithful 100 percent... | 1.2464 | 0.04090 | 138 | 107 | 28 | 3 |
2099 | Neighbors buy them right away but once in a while he holds on one of them for a day or two. | 1.2464 | 0.03958 | 138 | 106 | 30 | 2 |
2100 | We're always fighting about it. I want a mega omelette; he wants mega nuggets. | 1.2464 | 0.04341 | 138 | 109 | 24 | 5 |
2101 | Harold's been brooding like that since I told him he read the instruction wrong. | 1.2464 | 0.04461 | 138 | 110 | 22 | 6 |
2102 | This eggistential crisis had him feeling shell-shocked. | 1.2464 | 0.04090 | 138 | 107 | 28 | 3 |
2103 | I thought it'd make a great omelet, but No, he had a better idea. | 1.2464 | 0.04090 | 138 | 107 | 28 | 3 |
2104 | Well, it'll never hatch if you sit like that. | 1.2464 | 0.04217 | 138 | 108 | 26 | 4 |
2105 | Well just where is this mayzie bird then, huh? | 1.2464 | 0.03958 | 138 | 105 | 30 | 2 |
2106 | And is he always that eggocentric? | 1.2464 | 0.04217 | 138 | 108 | 26 | 4 |
2107 | They’re both pickled. | 1.2464 | 0.04341 | 138 | 109 | 24 | 5 |
2108 | You can’t keep blaming that smell on the dog, Harold.” | 1.2464 | 0.04341 | 138 | 109 | 24 | 5 |
2109 | Well, yes. We’ve been wanting a child for a very long time. | 1.2464 | 0.04341 | 138 | 109 | 24 | 5 |
2110 | He's hoping to clone himself | 1.2464 | 0.04217 | 138 | 108 | 26 | 4 |
2111 | The kids left us with an empty nest, and he can't stop brooding on it. | 1.2464 | 0.04461 | 138 | 110 | 22 | 6 |
2112 | He says he won't come down until I call him "Your Eggcelency" like I mean it. | 1.2464 | 0.04341 | 138 | 109 | 24 | 5 |
2113 | The doctor says it's the best way to deal with empty nest syndrome. | 1.2464 | 0.04217 | 138 | 108 | 26 | 4 |
2114 | He was torn between joining a startup or an incubator, so... | 1.2464 | 0.04217 | 138 | 108 | 26 | 4 |
2115 | You know it's not a real egg, right? | 1.2464 | 0.04341 | 138 | 109 | 24 | 5 |
2116 | Don't worry, we have no intention in poaching on your territory. | 1.2464 | 0.04217 | 138 | 108 | 26 | 4 |
2117 | He’s about to crack. | 1.2464 | 0.04217 | 138 | 108 | 26 | 4 |
2118 | Hubert; are you trying to lose your federal job? There are no exceptions to the Hatch Act! | 1.2464 | 0.04217 | 138 | 108 | 26 | 4 |
2119 | It’s his favorite chair. | 1.2464 | 0.04461 | 138 | 110 | 22 | 6 |
2120 | He kept asking me what he should do with the egg and I finally told him. | 1.2464 | 0.04341 | 138 | 109 | 24 | 5 |
2121 | I should have left him years ago, but I need the eggs. | 1.2464 | 0.04341 | 138 | 109 | 24 | 5 |
2122 | Herb’s commitment to gender equity is unassailable. | 1.2464 | 0.03958 | 138 | 106 | 30 | 2 |
2123 | He spoke to our financial advisor on the phone. Now he just keeps repeating, “Read the transcript. It was a perfect call”. | 1.2464 | 0.04341 | 138 | 109 | 24 | 5 |
2124 | If that ever blows...we're in trouble. | 1.2464 | 0.04217 | 138 | 108 | 26 | 4 |
2125 | Push me. I dare ya! | 1.2464 | 0.04461 | 138 | 110 | 22 | 6 |
2126 | The nesting instinct has always been strong in Wilbur's family. | 1.2464 | 0.04217 | 138 | 108 | 26 | 4 |
2127 | He likes to keep an eye on our nest egg. | 1.2464 | 0.04217 | 138 | 108 | 26 | 4 |
2128 | Hey listen, it was 75% off. | 1.2464 | 0.04461 | 138 | 110 | 22 | 6 |
2129 | Don't ask me how he got up there... | 1.2464 | 0.03958 | 138 | 106 | 30 | 2 |
2130 | Well, I’ll say this for Horton, he’s faithful. | 1.2464 | 0.04217 | 138 | 108 | 26 | 4 |
2131 | I can't wait to see what Harry's going to hatch this time. | 1.2464 | 0.04217 | 138 | 108 | 26 | 4 |
2132 | He always starts brooding every time our Janey goes back to college. | 1.2464 | 0.03958 | 138 | 106 | 30 | 2 |
2133 | He got it in Ecuador. | 1.2464 | 0.04217 | 138 | 108 | 26 | 4 |
2134 | I believe he is trying to tell us something but isn't it supposed to be *walking* on egg shells?! | 1.2464 | 0.04217 | 138 | 108 | 26 | 4 |
2135 | They said surgery's not an option ... | 1.2464 | 0.04341 | 138 | 109 | 24 | 5 |
2136 | Well, I better get rollin' on breakfast. | 1.2464 | 0.04090 | 138 | 107 | 28 | 3 |
2137 | If it hatches, I won’t let him keep it in the house. | 1.2464 | 0.04461 | 138 | 110 | 22 | 6 |
2138 | His financial advisor told him he needed a bigger nest egg. | 1.2464 | 0.04090 | 138 | 107 | 28 | 3 |
2139 | I'm checking to see if Ed is faithful, 100%. | 1.2464 | 0.04341 | 138 | 109 | 24 | 5 |
2140 | The egg was here first. | 1.2464 | 0.03958 | 138 | 106 | 30 | 2 |
2141 | One thing about George, he's always on the ball! | 1.2464 | 0.03958 | 138 | 106 | 30 | 2 |
2142 | Our kids left us with an empty nest. But not for long. | 1.2464 | 0.04090 | 138 | 107 | 28 | 3 |
2143 | We only know it's gonna be really cuddly or very deadly. | 1.2464 | 0.04578 | 138 | 111 | 20 | 7 |
2144 | We know we're a little old to adopt, but at least it'll be fully grown by the time it arrives. | 1.2464 | 0.04578 | 138 | 111 | 20 | 7 |
2145 | It's about time men took over that task! | 1.2464 | 0.04341 | 138 | 109 | 24 | 5 |
2146 | It's cheaper than a surrogate ! | 1.2464 | 0.04341 | 138 | 109 | 24 | 5 |
2147 | Marge, get the big frying pan. We're gonna make a hell of an omelet! And George, start working on another one. We can feed the neighbors too. | 1.2464 | 0.03958 | 138 | 106 | 30 | 2 |
2148 | In vitro fertilization didn't work. | 1.2464 | 0.04578 | 138 | 111 | 20 | 7 |
2149 | Well, he certainly is no egghead. | 1.2464 | 0.04341 | 138 | 109 | 24 | 5 |
2150 | The salesman said its Drogon's cousin. | 1.2464 | 0.03958 | 138 | 106 | 30 | 2 |
2151 | The Emu promised Jim she'll be back before it hatches | 1.2464 | 0.04341 | 138 | 109 | 24 | 5 |
2152 | He read The Egg And I, and the rest is history. | 1.2464 | 0.04578 | 138 | 111 | 20 | 7 |
2153 | He got it at “GOOP”. Apparently everyone in Hollywood has one. | 1.2464 | 0.04090 | 138 | 107 | 28 | 3 |
2154 | Obviously, Charlie wasn’t really listening when our financial advisor talked about a nest egg. | 1.2464 | 0.04341 | 138 | 109 | 24 | 5 |
2155 | Okay, Frank. What kind of plan are you hatching this time? | 1.2464 | 0.03958 | 138 | 106 | 30 | 2 |
2156 | How long before it hatches? | 1.2464 | 0.03958 | 138 | 106 | 30 | 2 |
2157 | He says he just found it. | 1.2464 | 0.04341 | 138 | 109 | 24 | 5 |
2158 | That's what happens when you never leave the nest | 1.2464 | 0.04341 | 138 | 109 | 24 | 5 |
2159 | I guess that will be this year Thanksgiving dinner? | 1.2464 | 0.04461 | 138 | 110 | 22 | 6 |
2160 | Bob wanted a really big, from-scratch Thanksgiving this year. | 1.2464 | 0.04341 | 138 | 109 | 24 | 5 |
2161 | Frank is afraid our nest egg will crack open and nothing will be inside. | 1.2464 | 0.04341 | 138 | 109 | 24 | 5 |
2162 | Eggzactly what is he trying to prove? | 1.2464 | 0.04461 | 138 | 110 | 22 | 6 |
2163 | He’s trying to get our nest egg to hatch so we can retire. | 1.2464 | 0.04341 | 138 | 109 | 24 | 5 |
2164 | Don't be intimidated; we got it to help with his hemorrhoids. | 1.2464 | 0.04217 | 138 | 108 | 26 | 4 |
2165 | Egg chairs are the future. | 1.2464 | 0.03958 | 138 | 106 | 30 | 2 |
2166 | I'm just trying to understand the whole 'ovulation' thing. | 1.2464 | 0.04090 | 138 | 107 | 28 | 3 |
2167 | He saw it in House Beautiful. | 1.2464 | 0.04578 | 138 | 111 | 20 | 7 |
2168 | Our new bean bag chair only reacts to “hot air.“ | 1.2464 | 0.04217 | 138 | 108 | 26 | 4 |
2169 | Never knew anyone with a bigger nest egg. | 1.2464 | 0.04217 | 138 | 108 | 26 | 4 |
2170 | Have you tried icing them? | 1.2464 | 0.04341 | 138 | 109 | 24 | 5 |
2171 | Is this some kind of a sick yoke? | 1.2464 | 0.04090 | 138 | 107 | 28 | 3 |
2172 | Reginald has become a lot more broody lately. | 1.2464 | 0.04217 | 138 | 108 | 26 | 4 |
2173 | Preparation H isn’t covered by his supplemental. | 1.2464 | 0.04090 | 138 | 107 | 28 | 3 |
2174 | Harold, you're taking this whole 'nesting' idea too far. | 1.2464 | 0.04217 | 138 | 108 | 26 | 4 |
2175 | He’s been brooding since the Stone Age. | 1.2464 | 0.03958 | 138 | 110 | 24 | 4 |
2176 | Even if it does hatch, I'm not feeding it, and I'm DEFINITELY not cleaning up after it. | 1.2464 | 0.04461 | 138 | 110 | 22 | 6 |
2177 | Why Herbert thinks he can hatch it I'll never understand | 1.2464 | 0.04217 | 138 | 108 | 26 | 4 |
2178 | Whenever he has a setback, he broods. | 1.2464 | 0.04217 | 138 | 108 | 26 | 4 |
2179 | He just sits there appearing dumbfounded but I think he’s hatching a plan of some sort | 1.2464 | 0.04461 | 138 | 110 | 22 | 6 |
2180 | Harry, that's going to work only if it is YOUR egg. | 1.2464 | 0.04217 | 138 | 108 | 26 | 4 |
2181 | IT WAS BETTER BEFORE HE CAME OUT OF HIS SHELL | 1.2464 | 0.03958 | 138 | 106 | 30 | 2 |
2182 | Yoga balls just keep getting bigger and bigger... | 1.2464 | 0.04217 | 138 | 108 | 26 | 4 |
2183 | I don't even care anymore, as long as he picks up his socks from the floor. | 1.2464 | 0.03958 | 138 | 106 | 30 | 2 |
2184 | He's very concerned about the stability of his retirement fund. | 1.2464 | 0.03958 | 138 | 106 | 30 | 2 |
2185 | He's hatched several before, but never one quite this large. | 1.2464 | 0.04341 | 138 | 109 | 24 | 5 |
2186 | It started just after the Jurassic Park viewing... | 1.2464 | 0.04341 | 138 | 109 | 24 | 5 |
2187 | Please, ladies, let me eggsplain... | 1.2464 | 0.04090 | 138 | 107 | 28 | 3 |
2188 | It happens every time he tries | 1.2464 | 0.04090 | 138 | 107 | 28 | 3 |
2189 | Henry is so proud of the 'Good Egg' award he got on his forced retirement. | 1.2464 | 0.04341 | 138 | 109 | 24 | 5 |
2190 | At this rate, you’ll never open your version of Jurassic Park | 1.2464 | 0.04461 | 138 | 108 | 21 | 5 |
2191 | When's the hatch date? | 1.2464 | 0.03681 | 138 | 106 | 31 | 1 |
2192 | His doctor diagnosed him with OCD - Ostrich Complex Disorder. | 1.2464 | 0.04341 | 138 | 109 | 24 | 5 |
2193 | He’s hoping when it hatches, it’ll see him as its mother. | 1.2464 | 0.04341 | 138 | 109 | 24 | 5 |
2194 | Howard is thinking about transitioning. | 1.2464 | 0.04217 | 138 | 108 | 26 | 4 |
2195 | He never planned ahead a day in his life. | 1.2464 | 0.04217 | 138 | 108 | 26 | 4 |
2196 | He's volunteering with the Natural History Museum. | 1.2464 | 0.04578 | 138 | 111 | 20 | 7 |
2197 | Ever since he watched that penguin documentary. | 1.2464 | 0.04090 | 138 | 107 | 28 | 3 |
2198 | It's from the new Brâncuși furniture collection. The chair works okay, but it's hard to serve a well-balanced meal on our new kitchen table. | 1.2464 | 0.04217 | 138 | 108 | 26 | 4 |
2199 | He insists it's for his core, but I still say it's the elephant in the room | 1.2464 | 0.04461 | 138 | 110 | 22 | 6 |
2200 | Well, it's certainly one way of coping with empty nest. Paul and I just went to the SPCA. | 1.2464 | 0.04578 | 138 | 111 | 20 | 7 |
2201 | He's an ostrich surrogate! | 1.2464 | 0.04461 | 138 | 110 | 22 | 6 |
2202 | I don’t think this is the right solution for empty-nest depression. | 1.2464 | 0.04341 | 138 | 109 | 24 | 5 |
2203 | Even if you can hatch it, this building doesn't allow pets so you'll have to move. | 1.2464 | 0.04341 | 138 | 109 | 24 | 5 |
2204 | The shrink thinks it's because we're empty nesters. | 1.2464 | 0.04341 | 138 | 109 | 24 | 5 |
2205 | After December 2007, he closed all his bank accounts. | 1.2464 | 0.04461 | 138 | 110 | 22 | 6 |
2206 | Harold worries a lot about our retirement. | 1.2464 | 0.04341 | 138 | 109 | 24 | 5 |
2207 | ''I know, it's stupid. I suggested a loveseat, but when George wants something, he gets it.'' | 1.2464 | 0.04461 | 138 | 110 | 22 | 6 |
2208 | Even my Mom thinks this is the stupidest gender reveal party ever. | 1.2464 | 0.04341 | 138 | 109 | 24 | 5 |
2209 | So . . . the yolk isn't on you, then? | 1.2464 | 0.04090 | 138 | 107 | 28 | 3 |
2210 | I suggested adopting a child but he insisted. | 1.2464 | 0.04341 | 138 | 109 | 24 | 5 |
2211 | I think he's trying to keep on the sunny side. | 1.2464 | 0.04090 | 138 | 107 | 28 | 3 |
2212 | Don't start rocking again. | 1.2464 | 0.04217 | 138 | 108 | 26 | 4 |
2213 | Use a coaster. | 1.2464 | 0.04217 | 138 | 108 | 26 | 4 |
2214 | Okay, you're proud of your chicken. Give it a rest. | 1.2464 | 0.04341 | 138 | 109 | 24 | 5 |
2215 | So, Lou, has the new eggonomic chair helped at all? | 1.2464 | 0.04692 | 138 | 112 | 18 | 8 |
2216 | Just wait until he becomes an empty nester. | 1.2464 | 0.04341 | 138 | 109 | 24 | 5 |
2217 | On the plus side, he's much more maternal lately. | 1.2464 | 0.04341 | 138 | 109 | 24 | 5 |
2218 | He ha accumulated quite a Nest Egg for retirement. | 1.2464 | 0.04217 | 138 | 108 | 26 | 4 |
2219 | George just can't get used to being an empty nester. | 1.2464 | 0.04217 | 138 | 108 | 26 | 4 |
2220 | You didn't know he is a playwright? | 1.2464 | 0.03958 | 138 | 106 | 30 | 2 |
2221 | At first we had our nest egg in a 401(k), but now we just keep it here in the living room. | 1.2463 | 0.04162 | 134 | 104 | 27 | 3 |
2222 | It’s called a ‘Nest Egg.’ They’re very hard to get. | 1.2463 | 0.04295 | 134 | 105 | 25 | 4 |
2223 | He's sitting on our nest egg. | 1.2463 | 0.04549 | 134 | 107 | 21 | 6 |
2224 | This only complicates the 'chicken or the egg' conversation." | 1.2463 | 0.04295 | 134 | 105 | 25 | 4 |
2225 | I really laid an egg last night. | 1.2463 | 0.04162 | 134 | 104 | 27 | 3 |
2226 | It's very Art Deco | 1.2446 | 0.04432 | 139 | 111 | 22 | 6 |
2227 | He thinks it'll help him hatch a new business plan. | 1.2444 | 0.03999 | 135 | 104 | 29 | 2 |
2228 | And all these years I thought he was an egg head. | 1.2444 | 0.04267 | 135 | 106 | 25 | 4 |
2229 | I warned Harold, but did he listen to me! This is what sit down at home all day and be paid turns out to be. | 1.2444 | 0.04267 | 135 | 106 | 25 | 4 |
2230 | Which came first, the jerk or the egg? | 1.2444 | 0.04394 | 135 | 109 | 20 | 6 |
2231 | I have to say our nest egg has certainly grown since Herb decided to invest his time with it. | 1.2444 | 0.03859 | 135 | 103 | 31 | 1 |
2232 | Jim says that I don't make his eggs the way he likes them. | 1.2444 | 0.04757 | 135 | 110 | 17 | 8 |
2233 | Have you guys considered adopting? | 1.2444 | 0.04135 | 135 | 105 | 27 | 3 |
2234 | He got that at Bed, Bath & Emus. | 1.2444 | 0.04135 | 135 | 105 | 27 | 3 |
2235 | He gives new meaning to 'empty nester' | 1.2444 | 0.04757 | 135 | 110 | 17 | 8 |
2236 | We met with our financial adviser this morning. Bob's trying to grow our nest egg. | 1.2444 | 0.04135 | 135 | 105 | 27 | 3 |
2237 | He claims we're unequally yoked. | 1.2444 | 0.03859 | 135 | 103 | 31 | 1 |
2238 | There will be a humongous stink when it bursts! | 1.2444 | 0.04201 | 135 | 108 | 22 | 5 |
2239 | He wants to try this before paying for in-vitro. | 1.2444 | 0.04394 | 135 | 107 | 23 | 5 |
2240 | He thinks he’s sitting on top of the world.” | 1.2444 | 0.04267 | 135 | 106 | 25 | 4 |
2241 | Forget the keto diet - keto furniture is the way to go! | 1.2444 | 0.04135 | 135 | 107 | 24 | 4 |
2242 | You're not Humpty Dumpty!!! | 1.2444 | 0.04267 | 135 | 106 | 25 | 4 |
2243 | Harry believes he can do anything he sets his mind to. | 1.2444 | 0.03999 | 135 | 104 | 29 | 2 |
2244 | John's nest egg is a BIG part of our retirement. | 1.2444 | 0.04394 | 135 | 107 | 23 | 5 |
2245 | They assign a larger egg in grad school. | 1.2444 | 0.03859 | 135 | 103 | 31 | 1 |
2246 | I just wanted to scramble things up. | 1.2444 | 0.04518 | 135 | 108 | 21 | 6 |
2247 | What's up your ass? | 1.2444 | 0.03999 | 135 | 104 | 29 | 2 |
2248 | Now, he's even got Humpty Dumpty wrong. | 1.2444 | 0.04394 | 135 | 107 | 23 | 5 |
2249 | Have you considered rolling over your assets? | 1.2444 | 0.04135 | 135 | 105 | 27 | 3 |
2250 | So then he decided to put all his baskets in one egg. | 1.2444 | 0.04639 | 135 | 109 | 19 | 7 |
2251 | He always wanted to be a comedian but could never quite get the delivery right. | 1.2444 | 0.03999 | 135 | 104 | 29 | 2 |
2252 | So that’s how you built your nest egg... | 1.2444 | 0.04394 | 135 | 107 | 23 | 5 |
2253 | Phil, have you been swallowing your bubblegum again?" | 1.2444 | 0.04639 | 135 | 109 | 19 | 7 |
2254 | No, we don't want to no the sex... or the species . | 1.2444 | 0.04135 | 135 | 105 | 27 | 3 |
2255 | Its his retirement "Nest Egg". | 1.2444 | 0.04135 | 135 | 105 | 27 | 3 |
2256 | It helps him hatch ideas. | 1.2444 | 0.04135 | 135 | 105 | 27 | 3 |
2257 | He’s deconstructing Humpty Dumpty. He feels Humpty was misunderstood not broken. | 1.2444 | 0.04135 | 135 | 105 | 27 | 3 |
2258 | We have a new financial planner. | 1.2444 | 0.04394 | 135 | 107 | 23 | 5 |
2259 | Difficult labor? | 1.2444 | 0.03859 | 135 | 103 | 31 | 1 |
2260 | He's trying to get invited to our hen party. | 1.2444 | 0.04518 | 135 | 108 | 21 | 6 |
2261 | The stork is offering same-day shipping to stay competitive. | 1.2444 | 0.04267 | 135 | 106 | 25 | 4 |
2262 | He's very broody these days. | 1.2444 | 0.04267 | 135 | 106 | 25 | 4 |
2263 | He refuses to be an empty nester. | 1.2424 | 0.04041 | 132 | 102 | 28 | 2 |
2264 | He always wanted to retire with a big egg nest. | 1.2424 | 0.04182 | 132 | 103 | 26 | 3 |
2265 | We'll wait to see if it hatches - before we pick out names. | 1.2406 | 0.04154 | 133 | 104 | 26 | 3 |
2266 | He's already laid so many, it got literal. | 1.2406 | 0.04154 | 133 | 104 | 26 | 3 |
2267 | Leroy thought the ‘Nurture your nest egg by working from home’ part of the spiel was just a figure of speech. | 1.2406 | 0.04154 | 133 | 104 | 26 | 3 |
2268 | It's amazing the results we get by keeping him warm and playing classical music. | 1.2406 | 0.03720 | 133 | 101 | 32 | 0 |
2269 | The bean bag chair mutated when we microwaved it for warmth. | 1.2406 | 0.04289 | 133 | 104 | 24 | 4 |
2270 | It started out as just a little bump on the top of the egg. | 1.2406 | 0.04420 | 133 | 106 | 22 | 5 |
2271 | Looking like he's starting to slip--break out the omelet pans. | 1.2406 | 0.03720 | 133 | 101 | 32 | 0 |
2272 | I'm afraid Herbert has become overly attached to our nest egg. | 1.2406 | 0.04289 | 133 | 105 | 24 | 4 |
2273 | He can't get down off a duck, either. | 1.2406 | 0.04154 | 133 | 104 | 26 | 3 |
2274 | The doctor ordered six weeks of egg rest. | 1.2406 | 0.04015 | 133 | 103 | 28 | 2 |
2275 | Well, turns out it’s a pear. Not an egg. | 1.2406 | 0.04289 | 133 | 105 | 24 | 4 |
2276 | I'll be so glad when the car is fixed. | 1.2406 | 0.04015 | 133 | 103 | 28 | 2 |
2277 | Bob is practicing his stand-up routine again. | 1.2406 | 0.04289 | 133 | 105 | 24 | 4 |
2278 | His analyst says it 's empty nest syndrome | 1.2406 | 0.04154 | 133 | 104 | 26 | 3 |
2279 | he says he's hatching a plot | 1.2406 | 0.04015 | 133 | 103 | 28 | 2 |
2280 | And remind me which came first. Was it Herb's aloofness or was it the egg? | 1.2406 | 0.04289 | 133 | 105 | 24 | 4 |
2281 | There are better ways to get in touch with your paternal instincts. | 1.2406 | 0.04154 | 133 | 104 | 26 | 3 |
2282 | Apparently, this is the new new thing for empty nesting. | 1.2406 | 0.04154 | 133 | 104 | 26 | 3 |
2283 | I still think you should have that hemorrhoid looked at. | 1.2406 | 0.04420 | 133 | 106 | 22 | 5 |
2284 | What’s wrong? Is there something in my teeth? | 1.2406 | 0.04154 | 133 | 104 | 26 | 3 |
2285 | The Ross's in 12C have $5 on stability ball, but my money's on hemorrhoid. | 1.2406 | 0.04015 | 133 | 103 | 27 | 2 |
2286 | He's always talked about being a surrogate for an enormous bird, but he could never find the time. | 1.2406 | 0.04420 | 133 | 106 | 22 | 5 |
2287 | This is what happens when you put all your eggs in one basket, dear. | 1.2406 | 0.04671 | 133 | 110 | 15 | 8 |
2288 | I’ve put him on an eggestal! | 1.2406 | 0.04420 | 133 | 106 | 22 | 5 |
2289 | So here's the plan I just hatched. | 1.2406 | 0.04547 | 133 | 107 | 20 | 6 |
2290 | doesn't make you look any taller! | 1.2406 | 0.04015 | 133 | 103 | 28 | 2 |
2291 | Anytime now I thinks, we’re hoping for a son. | 1.2406 | 0.04289 | 133 | 105 | 24 | 4 |
2292 | Oh, this is just Fred's way of bonding with feminism. | 1.2406 | 0.03871 | 133 | 102 | 30 | 1 |
2293 | Marilyn, eventually, you'll have to quit egging him on! | 1.2406 | 0.04547 | 133 | 107 | 20 | 6 |
2294 | They're always big, but usually you can only smell them. | 1.2406 | 0.04547 | 133 | 107 | 20 | 6 |
2295 | The question isn't why? It's what are we going to do with it when it hatches? | 1.2406 | 0.04289 | 133 | 105 | 24 | 4 |
2296 | Could you please just use a chair like a normal person? | 1.2406 | 0.04154 | 133 | 104 | 26 | 3 |
2297 | With a nest egg that size, Robert may finally find a wife at 62. | 1.2406 | 0.03871 | 133 | 102 | 30 | 1 |
2298 | Not the 'egg chair' we were expecting, but it was final sale. | 1.2406 | 0.04289 | 133 | 105 | 24 | 4 |
2299 | Had you over for coffee Vera, so you could see for yourself. George laid an egg last night. | 1.2406 | 0.04547 | 133 | 107 | 20 | 6 |
2300 | Syd's having a gender-identity crisis -- and I must say, a rather large one. | 1.2406 | 0.04547 | 133 | 107 | 20 | 6 |
2301 | We’ll be so happy when we have an empty nest. | 1.2406 | 0.04289 | 133 | 105 | 24 | 4 |
2302 | You know, he only does this once a week, every Wednesday. | 1.2406 | 0.04420 | 133 | 106 | 22 | 5 |
2303 | Oh, my gawd, Henry, you've got to see a doctor. | 1.2406 | 0.04289 | 133 | 105 | 24 | 4 |
2304 | As soon as I laid it, he insisted on doing his part. | 1.2406 | 0.04154 | 133 | 104 | 26 | 3 |
2305 | This isn’t what we expected when we said you were a good egg! | 1.2406 | 0.04154 | 133 | 104 | 26 | 3 |
2306 | Since his prostate surgery he loves siting on his giant egg. | 1.2406 | 0.04289 | 133 | 105 | 24 | 4 |
2307 | This is his version of DIY Hatchimals ... | 1.2406 | 0.04547 | 133 | 107 | 20 | 6 |
2308 | I think he's approaching the tech incubator thing all wrong" | 1.2406 | 0.04547 | 133 | 107 | 20 | 6 |
2309 | I hear they used an egg donor. | 1.2406 | 0.04289 | 133 | 105 | 24 | 4 |
2310 | I keep telling him this is not how business incubators work. | 1.2406 | 0.04154 | 133 | 104 | 26 | 3 |
2311 | Frank, you have something in your teeth | 1.2406 | 0.04154 | 133 | 104 | 26 | 3 |
2312 | We're going to call him big-bird | 1.2406 | 0.04154 | 133 | 104 | 26 | 3 |
2313 | Georges friend said that she'd be back any minute, but that seems like ages ago. | 1.2406 | 0.04289 | 133 | 105 | 24 | 4 |
2314 | We are NOT putting you back together again. | 1.2406 | 0.04154 | 133 | 104 | 26 | 3 |
2315 | Try to ignore Frank -- the tiniest bit of attention just serves to egg him on. | 1.2406 | 0.04547 | 133 | 107 | 20 | 6 |
2316 | He’s hoping for a boy! | 1.2406 | 0.04420 | 133 | 106 | 22 | 5 |
2317 | Howard is hoping it’s a mastodon | 1.2406 | 0.04015 | 133 | 103 | 28 | 2 |
2318 | He refuses to return anything to Amazon, so he sits. | 1.2406 | 0.04015 | 133 | 103 | 28 | 2 |
2319 | He was tall, great with words, and very yellow, but nonetheless a deadbeat. | 1.2406 | 0.04289 | 133 | 105 | 24 | 4 |
2320 | He's very serious about breakfast. | 1.2406 | 0.03871 | 133 | 106 | 24 | 3 |
2321 | That's just Harold. Always brooding. | 1.2406 | 0.04289 | 133 | 105 | 24 | 4 |
2322 | I figured the best way to keep Roger busy during retirement is to get him a Chernobyl Hatchery Kit. | 1.2406 | 0.04420 | 133 | 106 | 22 | 5 |
2323 | Herb, honey, we're pretty sure she's never coming back. | 1.2406 | 0.04420 | 133 | 106 | 22 | 5 |
2324 | A beanbag chair needs less structure, dear. | 1.2406 | 0.04015 | 133 | 103 | 28 | 2 |
2325 | THATS NOT AN EGG THATS THE REASON WHY WE DONT SWALLOW BUBBLE GUM | 1.2406 | 0.04547 | 133 | 107 | 20 | 6 |
2326 | Well coo coo ca choo! | 1.2406 | 0.04420 | 133 | 106 | 22 | 5 |
2327 | It’s so mid-Jurassic modern. | 1.2406 | 0.04154 | 133 | 104 | 26 | 3 |
2328 | You should see how he hatches an idea. | 1.2406 | 0.04289 | 133 | 105 | 24 | 4 |
2329 | It helps with his social anxiety. | 1.2406 | 0.04420 | 133 | 106 | 22 | 5 |
2330 | Well, Dave sure got into that penguin documentary. | 1.2406 | 0.04289 | 133 | 105 | 24 | 4 |
2331 | When should we tell him it's hard boiled? | 1.2406 | 0.04154 | 133 | 104 | 26 | 3 |
2332 | We're not ignoring it. Just waiting for it to hatch. | 1.2406 | 0.03871 | 133 | 102 | 30 | 1 |
2333 | It's his boomer nest-egg. He's hiding it from the kids. | 1.2406 | 0.04420 | 133 | 106 | 22 | 5 |
2334 | He's convinced that we should never be empty nesters. | 1.2406 | 0.04547 | 133 | 107 | 20 | 6 |
2335 | We had to get a new one because the last one hatched. | 1.2406 | 0.04289 | 133 | 105 | 24 | 4 |
2336 | He should treat that with preparation H | 1.2406 | 0.04289 | 133 | 104 | 24 | 4 |
2337 | X-rays show it's a pterodactyl. But congratulations, Mr. Peterson, It's a boy! | 1.2406 | 0.04420 | 133 | 106 | 22 | 5 |
2338 | Whose sitting on your nest egg? | 1.2406 | 0.04289 | 133 | 105 | 24 | 4 |
2339 | After this one we have the house to ourselves, finally. | 1.2406 | 0.04289 | 133 | 105 | 24 | 4 |
2340 | You don't even have enough warmth to incubate a hug, Hubert. | 1.2406 | 0.04289 | 133 | 105 | 24 | 4 |
2341 | We have never been great at retirement planning. | 1.2406 | 0.03871 | 133 | 102 | 30 | 1 |
2342 | When he said he was worried about lay offs I was not expecting this. | 1.2406 | 0.04420 | 133 | 106 | 22 | 5 |
2343 | So that's why you were in the bathroom so long. | 1.2406 | 0.04420 | 133 | 106 | 22 | 5 |
2344 | It's an egg, Larry. Not a yoga ball. | 1.2406 | 0.04547 | 133 | 107 | 20 | 6 |
2345 | Sadly, Harold misunderstood the concept of nest egg. | 1.2406 | 0.04154 | 133 | 104 | 26 | 3 |
2346 | He feels it's his responsibility after running over that T.rex. | 1.2388 | 0.04127 | 134 | 105 | 26 | 3 |
2347 | Over easy or over hard? | 1.2385 | 0.04477 | 130 | 104 | 21 | 5 |
2348 | Nice egg | 1.2385 | 0.04202 | 130 | 105 | 21 | 4 |
2349 | It gives him an excuse to get out of doing chores. | 1.2385 | 0.04341 | 130 | 103 | 23 | 4 |
2350 | So we settled for the cheaper option, the pea bag chair. | 1.2385 | 0.03908 | 130 | 100 | 29 | 1 |
2351 | I forget, what came first Carl or the egg? | 1.2385 | 0.04057 | 130 | 101 | 27 | 2 |
2352 | One of his free range ostriches never came home so he feels obliged to surrogate parent until it hatches. | 1.2385 | 0.04341 | 130 | 103 | 23 | 4 |
2353 | Yeah, apparently it’s eggonomically designed. | 1.2385 | 0.04341 | 130 | 103 | 23 | 4 |
2354 | I liked it better when you were walking on eggshells | 1.2385 | 0.04057 | 130 | 101 | 27 | 2 |
2355 | What plan are you hatching now, Melvin? | 1.2385 | 0.04608 | 130 | 105 | 19 | 6 |
2356 | It’s the molting that’s the real problem. | 1.2385 | 0.04608 | 130 | 105 | 19 | 6 |
2357 | His thoughts don’t originate in his brain. | 1.2385 | 0.04341 | 130 | 103 | 23 | 4 |
2358 | Those Pop Art chairs from the 60's weren't designed to be comfortable | 1.2385 | 0.04202 | 130 | 102 | 25 | 3 |
2359 | He's still sitting on his nest egg even though the house was paid off last year | 1.2385 | 0.04608 | 130 | 105 | 19 | 6 |
2360 | He's begun to realize that parenting starts before birth. | 1.2385 | 0.04736 | 130 | 106 | 17 | 7 |
2361 | My biological clock stopped ticking long ago. You can tell your brother to give it up. | 1.2385 | 0.03908 | 130 | 100 | 29 | 1 |
2362 | Harold, this better not be a big yoke. | 1.2385 | 0.04341 | 130 | 103 | 23 | 4 |
2363 | He better take off as soon as that thing cracks open. | 1.2385 | 0.04341 | 130 | 103 | 23 | 4 |
2364 | He's been like this ever since his last comedy routine. | 1.2385 | 0.04477 | 130 | 104 | 21 | 5 |
2365 | Donald says he has to keep it warm. | 1.2385 | 0.04477 | 130 | 104 | 21 | 5 |
2366 | He's been like this since Johnny left for college. | 1.2385 | 0.03831 | 130 | 104 | 23 | 3 |
2367 | He's been sitting on that idea for years. I don't think he keeps it warm enough. | 1.2385 | 0.03908 | 130 | 100 | 29 | 1 |
2368 | We use a large vibrating egg. | 1.2385 | 0.04477 | 130 | 104 | 21 | 5 |
2369 | I know,he's had a superiority complex ever since he got that darn exercise ball | 1.2385 | 0.04341 | 130 | 103 | 22 | 4 |
2370 | I hate to tell you, but Mayzie bird's not coming back. | 1.2385 | 0.04477 | 130 | 104 | 21 | 5 |
2371 | I wonder which came first? | 1.2385 | 0.04608 | 130 | 105 | 19 | 6 |
2372 | He thinks if it hatches he'll get time off work. | 1.2385 | 0.03908 | 130 | 100 | 29 | 1 |
2373 | I've told him it can't hatch, but he's been sitting there ever since he watched that marching penguin thing. | 1.2385 | 0.04341 | 130 | 103 | 23 | 4 |
2374 | How long must we wait for this gender reveal? | 1.2385 | 0.04341 | 130 | 103 | 23 | 4 |
2375 | When Donald lays an egg everyone knows about it! | 1.2385 | 0.04341 | 130 | 103 | 23 | 4 |
2376 | Should we tell him that's not how you have a baby? | 1.2385 | 0.04608 | 130 | 105 | 19 | 6 |
2377 | So, which came first--the husband or the egg? | 1.2385 | 0.03908 | 130 | 100 | 29 | 1 |
2378 | The cast of his latest Broadway production sent it over. | 1.2385 | 0.04341 | 130 | 103 | 23 | 4 |
2379 | I told him it's this or a Peloton bike, but you can't have both. | 1.2385 | 0.04608 | 130 | 105 | 19 | 6 |
2380 | Ironically, Stanley learned that high cholesterol raises eggs. | 1.2385 | 0.04202 | 130 | 102 | 25 | 3 |
2381 | A stranger sold him a magic nest egg, but didn't explain how long until it hatches. | 1.2385 | 0.04477 | 130 | 104 | 21 | 5 |
2382 | I told him testicular tumours are treatable, but - typical stubborn man - he wouldn’t listen. | 1.2385 | 0.04860 | 130 | 107 | 15 | 8 |
2383 | He wanted to try naturally, but we had to adopt. | 1.2385 | 0.04608 | 130 | 105 | 19 | 6 |
2384 | So, who's the lucky girl? | 1.2385 | 0.04202 | 130 | 102 | 25 | 3 |
2385 | His high horse is a chicken. | 1.2385 | 0.04202 | 130 | 102 | 25 | 3 |
2386 | It actually works your glutes while you sit. | 1.2385 | 0.04202 | 130 | 102 | 25 | 3 |
2387 | George is an eggsestentialist | 1.2385 | 0.04477 | 130 | 104 | 21 | 5 |
2388 | It started when Jared and Anna left for college. | 1.2385 | 0.04057 | 130 | 101 | 27 | 2 |
2389 | If he breaks that thing, he’ll be doing the clean-up. | 1.2385 | 0.04202 | 130 | 102 | 25 | 3 |
2390 | Fred is a very patient man. | 1.2385 | 0.04202 | 130 | 102 | 25 | 3 |
2391 | All I did was mention that I wish we'd had kids. | 1.2385 | 0.04202 | 130 | 102 | 25 | 3 |
2392 | Careful. We’re fragile. | 1.2385 | 0.04057 | 130 | 101 | 27 | 2 |
2393 | I think he has taken this Paleo diet fad a bit too far! | 1.2385 | 0.04202 | 130 | 102 | 25 | 3 |
2394 | It's called "Eggcercize Right now he's working on his core, after it hatches it will chase him around for "cardio". | 1.2385 | 0.04608 | 130 | 105 | 19 | 6 |
2395 | You appear to be egging us on! | 1.2385 | 0.04608 | 130 | 105 | 19 | 6 |
2396 | I think he's hatching a plan. It doesn't look good for us. | 1.2385 | 0.04202 | 130 | 102 | 25 | 3 |
2397 | George is trying to hatch his latest invention. | 1.2385 | 0.04057 | 130 | 101 | 27 | 2 |
2398 | Edna, pay attention! Harry's up to no good. He's hatching something. | 1.2385 | 0.04202 | 130 | 102 | 25 | 3 |
2399 | He thinks it adds to his brooding presence. | 1.2385 | 0.04202 | 130 | 102 | 25 | 3 |
2400 | I did get him to come out of his shell, but he just won't detach. | 1.2385 | 0.04477 | 130 | 104 | 21 | 5 |
2401 | Well, George could not stand life as an nester | 1.2385 | 0.04477 | 130 | 104 | 21 | 5 |
2402 | Well that's a change, usually he just spends the evening hatching schemes to get out of helping with the dinner dishes. | 1.2385 | 0.03908 | 130 | 100 | 29 | 1 |
2403 | My proctologisr claims that Marvin has the largest Hemmerrhegg on record. | 1.2385 | 0.04608 | 130 | 105 | 19 | 6 |
2404 | This is Harry's unique approach to bond through the centuries with Sisyphus. | 1.2385 | 0.04057 | 130 | 101 | 27 | 2 |
2405 | I've told him that, if it ever hatches, I'm out of here. | 1.2385 | 0.04341 | 130 | 105 | 20 | 5 |
2406 | DON'T say it. He knows he did. | 1.2385 | 0.04057 | 130 | 101 | 27 | 2 |
2407 | And to think I once ate a 3-egg omelette... | 1.2385 | 0.04477 | 130 | 104 | 21 | 5 |
2408 | I hope I m not around when it hatches! | 1.2385 | 0.03752 | 130 | 99 | 31 | 0 |
2409 | It helps him connect with his feminine side, while giving him the added height he craves. | 1.2385 | 0.03908 | 130 | 100 | 29 | 1 |
2410 | After it hatches he will never care for the child again. | 1.2385 | 0.04341 | 130 | 103 | 23 | 4 |
2411 | You’re right! He’s become really hard-boiled. | 1.2385 | 0.04202 | 130 | 102 | 25 | 3 |
2412 | Stanley, when we have company I wish you would stop brooding. | 1.2385 | 0.04341 | 130 | 103 | 23 | 4 |
2413 | You really think sitting on that thing is gonna give you rock hard abs? | 1.2385 | 0.04057 | 130 | 101 | 27 | 2 |
2414 | Stop complaining, Horace! I'm the one who laid it! | 1.2385 | 0.04202 | 130 | 102 | 25 | 3 |
2415 | -Where’d you get that egg? -The store. | 1.2385 | 0.04057 | 130 | 105 | 19 | 5 |
2416 | Your spouse has been extinct since this baby came. | 1.2385 | 0.03908 | 130 | 100 | 29 | 1 |
2417 | Next time, go to Eggmart; they always have the Extra Large AA | 1.2385 | 0.04341 | 130 | 103 | 23 | 4 |
2418 | Just two weeks til hatching and life gets back to normal. | 1.2385 | 0.04477 | 130 | 104 | 21 | 5 |
2419 | I was told by my chiropractor to sit more eggonomically correct | 1.2385 | 0.04477 | 130 | 104 | 21 | 5 |
2420 | He's hoping it's a Tesla. | 1.2385 | 0.04341 | 130 | 103 | 23 | 4 |
2421 | He won't retire until that nest egg hatches. | 1.2385 | 0.04341 | 130 | 103 | 23 | 4 |
2422 | Last week he hatched a wombat. | 1.2385 | 0.04057 | 130 | 101 | 27 | 2 |
2423 | He really needs a hobby. He just keeps laying around the house. | 1.2385 | 0.04341 | 130 | 103 | 23 | 4 |
2424 | Bill is really committed to carrying out the dying wishes of the dinosaur. | 1.2385 | 0.03908 | 130 | 100 | 29 | 1 |
2425 | Harold, stop yolking around. | 1.2385 | 0.04341 | 130 | 103 | 23 | 4 |
2426 | "He's upset that I cancelled the last step of the in vitro procedure." | 1.2385 | 0.04341 | 130 | 103 | 23 | 4 |
2427 | I meant what I said, and I said what I meant. Get off that egg. | 1.2385 | 0.04341 | 130 | 103 | 23 | 4 |
2428 | Have you met Horton yet? | 1.2385 | 0.04057 | 130 | 101 | 27 | 2 |
2429 | Well he won’t admit he likes it, but he does. | 1.2385 | 0.04608 | 130 | 105 | 19 | 6 |
2430 | Ever since his retirement, Fred took up inventing. That's his "hatch-an-idea" chair. | 1.2385 | 0.04477 | 130 | 104 | 21 | 5 |
2431 | On the other hand we get turkey for a year. | 1.2385 | 0.04057 | 130 | 101 | 27 | 2 |
2432 | If you had gone to IKEA, they would have put it together for you. | 1.2385 | 0.04477 | 130 | 104 | 21 | 5 |
2433 | It’s a long wait till Easter! | 1.2385 | 0.04202 | 130 | 102 | 25 | 3 |
2434 | It's not his fault. His mother called him a "chicken shit" all his life. | 1.2385 | 0.04341 | 130 | 103 | 23 | 4 |
2435 | Hatchling will not be happy with all that weight on top. | 1.2385 | 0.04202 | 130 | 102 | 25 | 3 |
2436 | Wow, I've heard of hemorrhoids, but wow........ | 1.2385 | 0.04057 | 130 | 101 | 27 | 2 |
2437 | Our egg started shrinking when The New Yorker published that "Ponzi State" article that started the recession. | 1.2385 | 0.04341 | 130 | 103 | 23 | 4 |
2438 | When we were younger it was endearing but now it just reminds me of a hemorrhoid. | 1.2385 | 0.04202 | 130 | 102 | 25 | 3 |
2439 | Eggcellent, eggsquisite, eggceptional - I've heard them all. | 1.2385 | 0.04477 | 130 | 104 | 21 | 5 |
2440 | No, you can’t just take your ball and go home because, unfortunately, you are home. | 1.2385 | 0.04477 | 130 | 104 | 21 | 5 |
2441 | Those breathing classes went out the window when he laid that one. | 1.2385 | 0.04202 | 130 | 102 | 25 | 3 |
2442 | He’s always hatching something or other. | 1.2385 | 0.04057 | 130 | 101 | 27 | 2 |
2443 | How many times have we said to go see a doctor? | 1.2385 | 0.04341 | 130 | 103 | 23 | 4 |
2444 | It all started when he read about the empty nest syndrome | 1.2385 | 0.03752 | 130 | 99 | 31 | 0 |
2445 | I told him he has to justify every purchase with a function. | 1.2385 | 0.04341 | 130 | 103 | 23 | 4 |
2446 | He'll cash out after Jurassic Park goes public. | 1.2385 | 0.03908 | 130 | 100 | 29 | 1 |
2447 | It's his s-egg-way. | 1.2385 | 0.04057 | 130 | 101 | 27 | 2 |
2448 | I know it looks damn silly, but Henry lost the bet and if he didn't honor his word, we'd never hear the end of it from my brother. | 1.2385 | 0.04341 | 130 | 103 | 23 | 4 |
2449 | Ornithology is interesting, but I think maybe Melvin needs to dial down his enthusiasm for his new hobby. | 1.2385 | 0.04202 | 130 | 102 | 25 | 3 |
2450 | I keep telling him T-Rex belong in the countryside, but he just won't listen. | 1.2385 | 0.03908 | 130 | 100 | 29 | 1 |
2451 | 'He wanted to work from home." | 1.2385 | 0.04202 | 130 | 102 | 25 | 3 |
2452 | He thinks he's a penguin. | 1.2385 | 0.04202 | 130 | 102 | 25 | 3 |
2453 | I must say, it's a tough egg to crack. | 1.2385 | 0.04608 | 130 | 105 | 19 | 6 |
2454 | He tried Preparation H but it got worse." | 1.2385 | 0.04477 | 130 | 104 | 21 | 5 |
2455 | After years of being bullied by his brother, his therapist told him this is the only way to prove to himself that he's not a chicken. | 1.2385 | 0.04341 | 130 | 103 | 23 | 4 |
2456 | He bought that egg-shaped chair online and he's determined to use it, but if it hatches, I'm leaving. | 1.2385 | 0.04202 | 130 | 102 | 25 | 3 |
2457 | Now that he's retired, he tries to help out in all the wrong ways... | 1.2385 | 0.04341 | 130 | 103 | 23 | 4 |
2458 | He is so considerate | 1.2385 | 0.04057 | 130 | 101 | 27 | 2 |
2459 | David just loves irony. Even though it's the lowest form of humor, it's the highest form of seating furniture. | 1.2385 | 0.04057 | 130 | 101 | 27 | 2 |
2460 | ‘The EGG! The EGG! But do you think he lifts a FINGA’ around here? | 1.2385 | 0.04341 | 130 | 103 | 23 | 4 |
2461 | I told him to go get that looked at by a doctor | 1.2385 | 0.04202 | 130 | 102 | 25 | 3 |
2462 | Please tell us there's not another you inside or is this something you got at the gym? | 1.2385 | 0.04736 | 130 | 105 | 16 | 7 |
2463 | I told you he laid around all day. This isn't the half of it. | 1.2385 | 0.04057 | 130 | 101 | 27 | 2 |
2464 | Really dear, you're not a hen. | 1.2385 | 0.04341 | 130 | 103 | 23 | 4 |
2465 | I told him seven years ago not to swallow that gum. | 1.2385 | 0.04341 | 130 | 103 | 23 | 4 |
2466 | I work at an incubator | 1.2385 | 0.04477 | 130 | 104 | 21 | 5 |
2467 | Let’s just probe him until he cracks. | 1.2385 | 0.04341 | 130 | 103 | 23 | 4 |
2468 | You really waiting for the king’s horses and men? | 1.2385 | 0.04341 | 130 | 103 | 23 | 4 |
2469 | So, what great thing is Edmund hatching now? | 1.2385 | 0.03908 | 130 | 100 | 29 | 1 |
2470 | I told him not to swallow all that chewing gum before eating all those beans! | 1.2385 | 0.04202 | 130 | 102 | 25 | 3 |
2471 | God knows what he's hatching this time... | 1.2385 | 0.04477 | 130 | 104 | 21 | 5 |
2472 | If you aren’t careful, Mr. Dumpty, the yolk will be on you. | 1.2385 | 0.04341 | 130 | 103 | 23 | 4 |
2473 | Please don't brood about it, Albert | 1.2385 | 0.04202 | 130 | 102 | 25 | 3 |
2474 | He used to brood like James Dean. | 1.2385 | 0.04477 | 130 | 104 | 21 | 5 |
2475 | He's still my Gus. But he laid the golden egg. | 1.2385 | 0.04202 | 130 | 102 | 25 | 3 |
2476 | The financial adviser said we would have a huge nest egg and Jim is still in denial that we got swindled. | 1.2385 | 0.04341 | 130 | 103 | 23 | 4 |
2477 | Cause bean bags weren't keto enough. | 1.2377 | 0.04807 | 122 | 99 | 17 | 6 |
2478 | You laid it. You figure out how to get down from it. | 1.2366 | 0.04174 | 131 | 103 | 25 | 3 |
2479 | He is sitting on a pretty significant nest egg. | 1.2344 | 0.04221 | 128 | 101 | 24 | 3 |
2480 | He failed the sex education course. | 1.2344 | 0.04503 | 128 | 103 | 20 | 5 |
2481 | "I really thought this would be our first Summer with an empty nest. | 1.2344 | 0.04503 | 128 | 103 | 20 | 5 |
2482 | Horace is proud of our nest egg. | 1.2344 | 0.04365 | 128 | 102 | 22 | 4 |
2483 | He always wanted to rule the roost. | 1.2344 | 0.04638 | 128 | 104 | 18 | 6 |
2484 | Michael refuses to have a reveal party. | 1.2344 | 0.04365 | 128 | 102 | 22 | 4 |
2485 | If it doesn't hatch, I'll make an omelette. | 1.2344 | 0.04073 | 128 | 100 | 26 | 2 |
2486 | I don't think you can hatch it | 1.2344 | 0.04073 | 128 | 100 | 26 | 2 |
2487 | I know its a giant egg but he says it relieve his lower back pain | 1.2344 | 0.04073 | 128 | 100 | 26 | 2 |
2488 | No, I said coq au VIN” | 1.2344 | 0.04073 | 128 | 100 | 26 | 2 |
2489 | Shh, don’t egg him off. | 1.2344 | 0.03919 | 128 | 99 | 28 | 1 |
2490 | Does he suspect it's not his? | 1.2344 | 0.04221 | 128 | 101 | 24 | 3 |
2491 | He’s hatching something. | 1.2344 | 0.04365 | 128 | 102 | 22 | 4 |
2492 | If he says goo goo g’joob one more time, I’m gonna ... | 1.2344 | 0.04221 | 128 | 101 | 24 | 3 |
2493 | You can always tell when he's up to something. | 1.2344 | 0.04503 | 128 | 103 | 20 | 5 |
2494 | Horton's favorite children's book? I'll give you one guess. | 1.2344 | 0.04221 | 128 | 101 | 24 | 3 |
2495 | A perfect gift for his skills | 1.2344 | 0.04221 | 128 | 101 | 24 | 3 |
2496 | What a smooth eggsit | 1.2344 | 0.04221 | 128 | 101 | 24 | 3 |
2497 | It has completely cured my empty nest syndrome. | 1.2344 | 0.04365 | 128 | 102 | 22 | 4 |
2498 | I told him not to have that womb transplant. | 1.2344 | 0.04365 | 128 | 102 | 22 | 4 |
2499 | Any history of heart disease in your family? | 1.2344 | 0.04638 | 128 | 104 | 18 | 6 |
2500 | Tuesday's the hemorrhoidectomy. | 1.2344 | 0.04221 | 128 | 101 | 24 | 3 |
2501 | You really married a good egg, didn't you." | 1.2344 | 0.03919 | 128 | 99 | 28 | 1 |
2502 | Oh, he definitely started thinking he was a chicken first- then the egg showed up. | 1.2344 | 0.04365 | 128 | 102 | 22 | 4 |
2503 | Me? I’m feeling egg’selent, why do you ask? | 1.2344 | 0.04221 | 128 | 101 | 24 | 3 |
2504 | Sorry, my wife told me I need to keep it warm while she’s out. | 1.2344 | 0.04365 | 128 | 102 | 22 | 4 |
2505 | It’s IKEA’s new look. | 1.2344 | 0.04365 | 128 | 102 | 22 | 4 |
2506 | Albert loves eggs. He cried at the end of Humpty Dumpty. | 1.2344 | 0.04638 | 128 | 104 | 18 | 6 |
2507 | This is what happens when men your age do the Humpty Dance. | 1.2344 | 0.04221 | 128 | 101 | 24 | 3 |
2508 | Mother told me to marry someone with good parenting instincts. | 1.2344 | 0.04365 | 128 | 102 | 22 | 4 |
2509 | And they call us “old hens”.... | 1.2344 | 0.04503 | 128 | 103 | 20 | 5 |
2510 | So much for retirement...this is Harold's nest egg. | 1.2344 | 0.03919 | 128 | 99 | 28 | 1 |
2511 | Has he ever hatched one? | 1.2344 | 0.04221 | 128 | 101 | 24 | 3 |
2512 | Ed has been growing this nest egg since 1986, but frankly he's forgotten why. | 1.2344 | 0.04365 | 128 | 102 | 22 | 4 |
2513 | You should probably get that looked at. | 1.2344 | 0.04503 | 128 | 103 | 20 | 5 |
2514 | This is much bigger than his last eggsistential crisis. | 1.2344 | 0.04073 | 128 | 100 | 26 | 2 |
2515 | Bert has hatched a number of eggcentric ideas but this one makes me think he needs an intervention... | 1.2344 | 0.04221 | 128 | 101 | 24 | 3 |
2516 | I don't have the heart to tell him it's not an exercise ball. | 1.2344 | 0.03919 | 128 | 101 | 25 | 2 |
2517 | I call it my “turd” of paradise. | 1.2344 | 0.04638 | 128 | 104 | 18 | 6 |
2518 | Henry never believed in banks. | 1.2344 | 0.04221 | 128 | 101 | 24 | 3 |
2519 | I can live with this. It's the constant pecking I can't deal with. | 1.2344 | 0.04638 | 128 | 104 | 18 | 6 |
2520 | He's giving it a week, and then we're making an omelet. | 1.2344 | 0.04221 | 128 | 101 | 24 | 3 |
2521 | He thinks he's an emperor penguin. | 1.2344 | 0.03919 | 128 | 99 | 28 | 1 |
2522 | Horton. Get off! | 1.2344 | 0.04365 | 128 | 102 | 22 | 4 |
2523 | A hemorrhoid or our nest egg. You decide. | 1.2344 | 0.04073 | 128 | 100 | 26 | 2 |
2524 | Henry thinks he can still be relevant by experiencing the female experience of motherhood | 1.2344 | 0.04365 | 128 | 102 | 22 | 4 |
2525 | He got it from labretarpits.com. He’s been incubating it for a week. | 1.2344 | 0.04365 | 128 | 102 | 22 | 4 |
2526 | When we lived at sea level it was a normally comfortable bean-bag chair, but up here in Telluride... | 1.2344 | 0.03919 | 128 | 99 | 28 | 1 |
2527 | So that's a nest egg! | 1.2344 | 0.03919 | 128 | 99 | 28 | 1 |
2528 | I knew he was a good egg when you married him, Myrtle. I just didn’t know he also laid them. | 1.2344 | 0.04073 | 128 | 102 | 23 | 3 |
2529 | He thinks our nest egg will hatch. | 1.2344 | 0.04073 | 128 | 100 | 26 | 2 |
2530 | At this point in our lives I was hoping we'd be empty nesters. | 1.2344 | 0.03919 | 128 | 99 | 28 | 1 |
2531 | Is Horton hatching the egg? | 1.2344 | 0.04221 | 128 | 101 | 24 | 3 |
2532 | Last time, he hatched an idea. This is the result. | 1.2344 | 0.04365 | 128 | 102 | 22 | 4 |
2533 | He's been growing that since we met. He figures a few more years and we'll be ready to retire. | 1.2344 | 0.04503 | 128 | 103 | 20 | 5 |
2534 | He's hatching his plan to determine the 2020 election. | 1.2344 | 0.04365 | 128 | 102 | 22 | 4 |
2535 | He’s been like that for weeks. Hope it hatches soon. | 1.2344 | 0.04221 | 128 | 101 | 24 | 3 |
2536 | This is going to be a tough one to crack. | 1.2344 | 0.04365 | 128 | 102 | 22 | 4 |
2537 | Fred's just watching it while his brother is being examined. | 1.2344 | 0.04221 | 128 | 101 | 24 | 3 |
2538 | I told him he could keep it, but I’m NOT cleaning up the poop. | 1.2344 | 0.04365 | 128 | 102 | 22 | 4 |
2539 | We don't know. Harold fond it while digging a new garden in the backyard. It's become a sort of a thing with him. | 1.2344 | 0.03997 | 128 | 102 | 23 | 3 |
2540 | Yep, fostering eggs became his retirement gig.” | 1.2344 | 0.04073 | 128 | 100 | 26 | 2 |
2541 | The box said this will give me abs | 1.2344 | 0.04221 | 128 | 101 | 24 | 3 |
2542 | Herb takes pride in his unfailing ability to protect our nest egg. | 1.2344 | 0.04221 | 128 | 101 | 24 | 3 |
2543 | When I told her Ed sits in his chair all day, she became very interested in selling us this one. | 1.2344 | 0.04221 | 128 | 101 | 24 | 3 |
2544 | And here I thought paid paternity leave would be a good idea. | 1.2344 | 0.04221 | 128 | 101 | 24 | 3 |
2545 | I’m tired of having to walk on eggshells around this guy! | 1.2344 | 0.04365 | 128 | 102 | 22 | 4 |
2546 | Just ignore him. He always was off the wall. | 1.2344 | 0.04148 | 128 | 103 | 21 | 4 |
2547 | Free-range? We'll have to buy the county! | 1.2344 | 0.04503 | 128 | 103 | 20 | 5 |
2548 | Gladys, you’re up in forty. | 1.2344 | 0.04365 | 128 | 102 | 22 | 4 |
2549 | Hasn’t moved since he laid it last Saturday. | 1.2344 | 0.04221 | 128 | 101 | 24 | 3 |
2550 | We'll be making an omelette for the family brunch tomorrow. | 1.2344 | 0.04221 | 128 | 101 | 24 | 3 |
2551 | He's been sitting on it for a month now. God, I hope its better than his last idea. | 1.2344 | 0.04221 | 128 | 101 | 24 | 3 |
2552 | He has become quite protective of our nest egg. | 1.2344 | 0.04503 | 128 | 103 | 20 | 5 |
2553 | He already had a “great fall.” He’s going for number 2. | 1.2344 | 0.04221 | 128 | 103 | 21 | 4 |
2554 | Let's get this gander reveal party started!” | 1.2344 | 0.04503 | 128 | 103 | 20 | 5 |
2555 | Yes, George. But simply sitting on your nest egg will never match the pathos of the Dumptys. | 1.2344 | 0.03919 | 128 | 99 | 28 | 1 |
2556 | What will you do with it when it hatches? | 1.2344 | 0.04221 | 128 | 101 | 24 | 3 |
2557 | If he's like Horton and produces another of himself I'm getting a divorce! | 1.2344 | 0.04365 | 128 | 102 | 22 | 4 |
2558 | The last time you tried this, we did not get breakfast and we had to eat an Ostrich for dinner. | 1.2344 | 0.04073 | 128 | 100 | 26 | 2 |
2559 | Frankly, at this point, I hope whatever it is eats George!" | 1.2344 | 0.04503 | 128 | 103 | 20 | 5 |
2560 | Now Harold's nest egg is bigger than my 401K. | 1.2344 | 0.04221 | 128 | 101 | 24 | 3 |
2561 | I said "hacker," not "hatcher." | 1.2344 | 0.04503 | 128 | 103 | 20 | 5 |
2562 | He has always wanted a pterodactyl. | 1.2344 | 0.04221 | 128 | 101 | 24 | 3 |
2563 | I don’t know what I hate more...that he insists on doing it, or the fear that it might actually hatch. | 1.2344 | 0.04769 | 128 | 105 | 16 | 7 |
2564 | Herb used to sit on a pyramid, but we couldn't afford the proctologist bills. | 1.2344 | 0.04769 | 128 | 105 | 16 | 7 |
2565 | The couch is on special order | 1.2344 | 0.04221 | 128 | 101 | 24 | 3 |
2566 | Marvin always wanted children in the worst way. | 1.2344 | 0.04221 | 128 | 101 | 24 | 3 |
2567 | My doctor recommended this for my sciatica. | 1.2344 | 0.04221 | 128 | 101 | 24 | 3 |
2568 | Franklin, at this point a prostate exam would be far more dignified. | 1.2344 | 0.04769 | 128 | 105 | 16 | 7 |
2569 | At first we thought it was just a wart. | 1.2344 | 0.04365 | 128 | 102 | 22 | 4 |
2570 | He’s just so jealous of women. | 1.2344 | 0.04221 | 128 | 101 | 24 | 3 |
2571 | I told him not to swallow the bubble gum! | 1.2344 | 0.04365 | 128 | 102 | 22 | 4 |
2572 | Nest egg for retirement? Did you ask for free advice? | 1.2344 | 0.04221 | 128 | 101 | 24 | 3 |
2573 | He always wanted kids. | 1.2344 | 0.04221 | 128 | 101 | 24 | 3 |
2574 | After thirty years it still baffles me: which came first Seymour or the egg? | 1.2344 | 0.04503 | 128 | 103 | 20 | 5 |
2575 | Don't let it hatch--I'm making latkes tomorrow. | 1.2344 | 0.04221 | 128 | 101 | 24 | 3 |
2576 | He's never gotten over his childhood love for bubble gum. I just wish he wouldn't swallow. | 1.2344 | 0.04365 | 128 | 102 | 22 | 4 |
2577 | Boy...your huband is really on the ball! | 1.2344 | 0.04365 | 128 | 102 | 22 | 4 |
2578 | Maybe there really is more to your ancestry than we thought! | 1.2344 | 0.03919 | 128 | 99 | 28 | 1 |
2579 | Well, pregnancy's not so pleasant either. | 1.2344 | 0.04769 | 128 | 105 | 16 | 7 |
2580 | In hindsight, trying to impregnate Bill was a bad idea. | 1.2344 | 0.04638 | 128 | 104 | 18 | 6 |
2581 | So Phil how's the nest egg coming along? | 1.2344 | 0.03919 | 128 | 99 | 28 | 1 |
2582 | We’re not sure which came first! | 1.2344 | 0.04221 | 128 | 101 | 24 | 3 |
2583 | How cheap is he? He’s so cheap he decided to go cage free and free range. | 1.2344 | 0.03919 | 128 | 103 | 22 | 3 |
2584 | He's retired now and just tending our nest egg. | 1.2344 | 0.04073 | 128 | 100 | 26 | 2 |
2585 | He told me he was going to make us an egg roll for lunch. | 1.2344 | 0.04365 | 128 | 102 | 22 | 4 |
2586 | So I told George that if he wanted a pet, he'd have to incubate it. | 1.2344 | 0.04221 | 128 | 101 | 24 | 3 |
2587 | He's desperate for grandkids! | 1.2344 | 0.04365 | 128 | 102 | 22 | 4 |
2588 | I don't have the heart to tell him the truth. | 1.2344 | 0.03919 | 128 | 99 | 28 | 1 |
2589 | Do you always have to look down on people? | 1.2320 | 0.04419 | 125 | 100 | 21 | 4 |
2590 | Howard always said that he had put aside a sizeable nest egg for his retirement. | 1.2320 | 0.04271 | 125 | 99 | 23 | 3 |
2591 | Gives him something to do. | 1.2320 | 0.04271 | 125 | 99 | 23 | 3 |
2592 | Listen Egbert, you're not going to be a mother any time soon! | 1.2320 | 0.04271 | 125 | 99 | 23 | 3 |
2593 | Is this another one of your yolks? | 1.2320 | 0.04117 | 125 | 98 | 25 | 2 |
2594 | We are diversifying our retirement nest egg. | 1.2320 | 0.04271 | 125 | 99 | 23 | 3 |
2595 | He’s gone from old timer to egg timer. | 1.2320 | 0.04419 | 125 | 100 | 21 | 4 |
2596 | Can you believe this was on clearance? | 1.2320 | 0.04563 | 125 | 101 | 19 | 5 |
2597 | Since we couldn't conceive, Harold had the bright idea to use the fertility clinic at the Bronx Zoo... | 1.2320 | 0.04702 | 125 | 102 | 17 | 6 |
2598 | So if somehow it hatches, you have to clean up after it. | 1.2320 | 0.04271 | 125 | 99 | 23 | 3 |
2599 | This doesn't make you woke. | 1.2320 | 0.04117 | 125 | 98 | 25 | 2 |
2600 | Let's go with the eggshell in the dining room. | 1.2320 | 0.04271 | 125 | 99 | 23 | 3 |
2601 | At least it matches your head | 1.2320 | 0.04271 | 125 | 99 | 23 | 3 |
2602 | Ed is hatching the latest Trump conspiracy theory. | 1.2320 | 0.04419 | 125 | 100 | 21 | 4 |
2603 | George believes that child rearing is the responsibility of both parents. | 1.2320 | 0.04271 | 125 | 99 | 23 | 3 |
2604 | That's an IKEA Bouerdsnaast, it's all the rage in Europe. | 1.2320 | 0.03957 | 125 | 97 | 27 | 1 |
2605 | He says he’s not hatching a plot against me, but I have my suspicions. | 1.2302 | 0.04088 | 126 | 99 | 25 | 2 |
2606 | Ray's in charge of Thanksgiving this year. | 1.2302 | 0.04388 | 126 | 101 | 21 | 4 |
2607 | He likes his omelets fresh | 1.2302 | 0.04388 | 126 | 101 | 21 | 4 |
2608 | This isn’t what I meant when I said you should buy in bulk. | 1.2302 | 0.04668 | 126 | 103 | 17 | 6 |
2609 | Harold is determined to hatch our nest egg in a domestic environment. | 1.2302 | 0.04241 | 126 | 100 | 23 | 3 |
2610 | IVF isn’t working so we’re trying this. | 1.2302 | 0.04241 | 126 | 100 | 23 | 3 |
2611 | And I am the walrus, goo goo g'joob. | 1.2302 | 0.04530 | 126 | 102 | 19 | 5 |
2612 | I guess there IS a big difference in how men handle this empty nest thing ... | 1.2302 | 0.04388 | 126 | 101 | 21 | 4 |
2613 | I just keep thinking" booby hatch". | 1.2302 | 0.04530 | 126 | 102 | 19 | 5 |
2614 | I don’t fully understand Henry’s concept of a nest egg. | 1.2302 | 0.04088 | 126 | 99 | 25 | 2 |
2615 | If it ever hatches, we get a pet dinosaur | 1.2302 | 0.04530 | 126 | 102 | 19 | 5 |
2616 | He calls it his post-modernist egg chair, but I find it uncomfortable. | 1.2302 | 0.04241 | 126 | 100 | 23 | 3 |
2617 | H'es always been very protective of his nest egg. | 1.2302 | 0.04388 | 126 | 101 | 21 | 4 |
2618 | He thinks he’s Horton the Elephant | 1.2302 | 0.04241 | 126 | 100 | 23 | 3 |
2619 | I want my grandkid and I don’t care how I get them! | 1.2302 | 0.04388 | 126 | 101 | 21 | 4 |
2620 | Epididy-what? | 1.2302 | 0.04668 | 126 | 103 | 17 | 6 |
2621 | Harold won't trust our nest egg to the bank | 1.2302 | 0.04530 | 126 | 102 | 19 | 5 |
2622 | He's hoping for a boychik, but I don't think we have the room. | 1.2302 | 0.04241 | 126 | 100 | 23 | 3 |
2623 | He asked me to get him a big egg. Now I know why. | 1.2302 | 0.04241 | 126 | 100 | 23 | 3 |
2624 | Has he seen his proctologist? | 1.2302 | 0.04241 | 126 | 100 | 23 | 3 |
2625 | And what will you do when it hatches? | 1.2302 | 0.04088 | 126 | 99 | 25 | 2 |
2626 | Well I did tell him to get off his high horse. | 1.2302 | 0.04530 | 126 | 102 | 19 | 5 |
2627 | Well, I guess evolution does exist. | 1.2302 | 0.03930 | 126 | 98 | 27 | 1 |
2628 | He's so proud of his little nest egg. | 1.2302 | 0.04088 | 126 | 99 | 25 | 2 |
2629 | Thought he was buying an ergo-puff chair. I'm mean, what did he thinking ... He was at an Egg Farm. | 1.2302 | 0.04802 | 126 | 104 | 15 | 7 |
2630 | We're praying it hatches before Thanksgiving. | 1.2302 | 0.04802 | 126 | 104 | 15 | 7 |
2631 | One day a strange growth started to appear on the egg. Last time I buy brick-a-brac from the Internet. | 1.2302 | 0.04668 | 126 | 103 | 17 | 6 |
2632 | Paul came first, but that egg has been here a long time. | 1.2302 | 0.04088 | 126 | 99 | 25 | 2 |
2633 | He’s pterosaur brooding again. | 1.2302 | 0.04088 | 126 | 99 | 25 | 2 |
2634 | How long do we make him wait until we ask about his latest scheme? | 1.2302 | 0.03930 | 126 | 98 | 27 | 1 |
2635 | Now that's a burp. | 1.2302 | 0.04388 | 126 | 101 | 21 | 4 |
2636 | After all these years, that's all I've been able to squeeze out of him. | 1.2302 | 0.03930 | 126 | 98 | 27 | 1 |
2637 | My Edgar an intellectual?! He's an eggbottom!!!! | 1.2302 | 0.04802 | 126 | 104 | 15 | 7 |
2638 | Yeah, so he asked me what I wanted from him and I said, a big fat goose egg | 1.2302 | 0.04388 | 126 | 101 | 21 | 4 |
2639 | He's in time-out hell for losing our real nest egg." | 1.2302 | 0.03930 | 126 | 98 | 27 | 1 |
2640 | True to his word. Rodger always said we'd never have to worry about an "empty nest." | 1.2302 | 0.03930 | 126 | 98 | 27 | 1 |
2641 | A chicken hatches in 21 days, no telling how long Fred will have to sit for that Pterodactyl egg to hatch. | 1.2302 | 0.03930 | 126 | 98 | 27 | 1 |
2642 | No, our doorways are large enough. The hardest part was getting it out of the dinosaur. | 1.2302 | 0.04241 | 126 | 100 | 23 | 3 |
2643 | He's not the best provider, but he's an excellent father. | 1.2302 | 0.04241 | 126 | 100 | 23 | 3 |
2644 | He says it tightens his core muscles, but I haven't seen any differences yeat. | 1.2302 | 0.04088 | 126 | 99 | 25 | 2 |
2645 | Jerry thinks this is a big accomplishment, but I personally think he just laid another egg. | 1.2302 | 0.04088 | 126 | 99 | 25 | 2 |
2646 | Our eggs are fine. It’s the sperm we need. | 1.2302 | 0.04088 | 126 | 99 | 25 | 2 |
2647 | He's never adjusted to being an empty nester. | 1.2302 | 0.04388 | 126 | 101 | 21 | 4 |
2648 | If you think this egg is ginormous, you ought to see the hen! | 1.2302 | 0.04388 | 126 | 103 | 18 | 5 |
2649 | Thirty years of marriage and I’m still walking on eggshells around him. | 1.2302 | 0.04388 | 126 | 101 | 21 | 4 |
2650 | Frank never leaves his nest egg... | 1.2302 | 0.04388 | 126 | 101 | 21 | 4 |
2651 | Believe it or not, he’s had worse hemorrhoids. | 1.2302 | 0.04530 | 126 | 102 | 19 | 5 |
2652 | We should probably go organic next time. | 1.2302 | 0.04530 | 126 | 102 | 19 | 5 |
2653 | His new chick cuckolded him. | 1.2302 | 0.04388 | 126 | 101 | 21 | 4 |
2654 | Give it up, Darren . ‘Perdue Pilates’ will never catch on | 1.2302 | 0.04668 | 126 | 103 | 17 | 6 |
2655 | He’s hoping he’ll hatch a plan. | 1.2302 | 0.04241 | 126 | 100 | 23 | 3 |
2656 | He keeps hoping he’ll hatch a very big idea. | 1.2302 | 0.04388 | 126 | 101 | 21 | 4 |
2657 | For goodness sake, Arthur, I didn’t mean it literally. | 1.2302 | 0.04088 | 126 | 99 | 25 | 2 |
2658 | He says he’s ready for the next big thing. | 1.2302 | 0.04241 | 126 | 100 | 23 | 3 |
2659 | He's hoping it will hatch a cute chick. | 1.2302 | 0.04241 | 126 | 100 | 23 | 3 |
2660 | Horton' s hatching an egg? | 1.2302 | 0.04530 | 126 | 102 | 19 | 5 |
2661 | HARRY ALWAYS WANTED A BOY. | 1.2302 | 0.03930 | 126 | 98 | 27 | 1 |
2662 | What's he going to do if it hatches? | 1.2302 | 0.04088 | 126 | 99 | 25 | 2 |
2663 | It’s true. Even office chairs have been replaced by egg-cersise balls. | 1.2302 | 0.04388 | 126 | 101 | 21 | 4 |
2664 | He's been so broody lately. | 1.2302 | 0.04241 | 126 | 100 | 23 | 3 |
2665 | I thought he was just kidding about his retirement plan. | 1.2302 | 0.04241 | 126 | 100 | 23 | 3 |
2666 | We're worried its from a free range chicken. | 1.2302 | 0.04088 | 126 | 99 | 25 | 2 |
2667 | It's an eggcistential issue | 1.2302 | 0.04388 | 126 | 101 | 21 | 4 |
2668 | Beats walking on eggshells | 1.2302 | 0.04668 | 126 | 103 | 17 | 6 |
2669 | It's not exactly the eggshell paint sample I had in mind, dear. | 1.2302 | 0.04530 | 126 | 102 | 19 | 5 |
2670 | He's been like that ever since he saw the film "March of the Penguins". | 1.2302 | 0.04088 | 126 | 99 | 25 | 2 |
2671 | I think an egg chair is something different. | 1.2302 | 0.04241 | 126 | 100 | 23 | 3 |
2672 | Wait till it hatches! | 1.2302 | 0.03930 | 126 | 98 | 27 | 1 |
2673 | Oh God, Myrna. I just read about Humpty Dumpty Anal Distention this morning, and now here it is in the flesh. | 1.2302 | 0.04388 | 126 | 101 | 21 | 4 |
2674 | But when it hatches, we'll all be surprised. | 1.2302 | 0.04388 | 126 | 101 | 21 | 4 |
2675 | Harold loves anticipation. | 1.2302 | 0.04388 | 126 | 101 | 21 | 4 |
2676 | It’s not fertilized. | 1.2302 | 0.03930 | 126 | 98 | 27 | 1 |
2677 | And then, the Dragon asked me to take care of the egg while she gets some cigarettes. | 1.2302 | 0.04388 | 126 | 101 | 21 | 4 |
2678 | Harry just refuses to go to the doctor to have that ghastly hemorrhoid looked at. | 1.2302 | 0.03930 | 126 | 98 | 27 | 1 |
2679 | He thinks it’s an egg | 1.2302 | 0.04530 | 126 | 102 | 19 | 5 |
2680 | Lego his egg-o? | 1.2302 | 0.03930 | 126 | 98 | 27 | 1 |
2681 | He wants me to call him ‘Father of Dragons.’ | 1.2302 | 0.03930 | 126 | 98 | 27 | 1 |
2682 | I just wish you would do it in the bathroom. | 1.2302 | 0.04241 | 126 | 100 | 23 | 3 |
2683 | Look who rolled in! | 1.2302 | 0.04241 | 126 | 100 | 23 | 3 |
2684 | Hermann couldn't wait for all the governmental regulations on genetic cloning, he's hatching his own baby mammoth. | 1.2302 | 0.04388 | 126 | 101 | 21 | 4 |
2685 | Hey dude, did you lay that egg? | 1.2302 | 0.04088 | 126 | 103 | 17 | 5 |
2686 | What new plan is he trying to hatch now?? | 1.2302 | 0.04388 | 126 | 101 | 21 | 4 |
2687 | HE THINKS IT'S A TUFFET--- | 1.2302 | 0.03930 | 126 | 100 | 24 | 2 |
2688 | Don't say that, you're doing great for a stay-at-home dad. | 1.2302 | 0.04241 | 126 | 100 | 23 | 3 |
2689 | Which came first- the husband or the egg? | 1.2302 | 0.04088 | 126 | 99 | 25 | 2 |
2690 | Ralph is about to learn the true meaning of the term "walking on eggshells." | 1.2302 | 0.04241 | 126 | 100 | 23 | 3 |
2691 | He says it helps him think like an egghead. | 1.2302 | 0.04241 | 126 | 100 | 23 | 3 |
2692 | We just heard about the new idea you are hatching. | 1.2302 | 0.04388 | 126 | 101 | 21 | 4 |
2693 | Is the magic climbing that egg or making the egg stand vertical? | 1.2302 | 0.04241 | 126 | 100 | 23 | 3 |
2694 | Harry was insecure about going bald. | 1.2302 | 0.04668 | 126 | 103 | 17 | 6 |
2695 | I think we're going to need a bigger incubator... | 1.2302 | 0.04388 | 126 | 101 | 21 | 4 |
2696 | He says it's symbolic of our marriage. | 1.2302 | 0.04530 | 126 | 102 | 19 | 5 |
2697 | Delbert has always been a little egg centric. | 1.2302 | 0.04530 | 126 | 102 | 19 | 5 |
2698 | I wanted to get a heat lamp, but you know how he gets about the electric bill. | 1.2302 | 0.04241 | 126 | 100 | 23 | 3 |
2699 | If that thing hatches you'll be cleaning up after it, Marvin. | 1.2302 | 0.03930 | 126 | 98 | 27 | 1 |
2700 | I always knew he was an egghead, but this puts the icing on the cake | 1.2302 | 0.04668 | 126 | 103 | 17 | 6 |
2701 | I feel something | 1.2302 | 0.03930 | 126 | 98 | 27 | 1 |
2702 | He's been like this ever since he got laid off… | 1.2302 | 0.03930 | 126 | 98 | 27 | 1 |
2703 | How would you feel about having two Yungian analysts? | 1.2302 | 0.04668 | 126 | 103 | 17 | 6 |
2704 | I just don’t trust these modern deviled egg recipes, Marge. | 1.2302 | 0.04530 | 126 | 102 | 19 | 5 |
2705 | Herb really laid an egg this time. | 1.2302 | 0.04530 | 126 | 102 | 19 | 5 |
2706 | George is very protective of our nest egg. | 1.2302 | 0.04241 | 126 | 100 | 23 | 3 |
2707 | I'm trying to own the whole turkey process this year. | 1.2302 | 0.04088 | 126 | 99 | 25 | 2 |
2708 | Jerry’s just acting out. His psychiatrist calls it a ‘Mother Hen’ complex | 1.2302 | 0.03930 | 126 | 98 | 27 | 1 |
2709 | His fertility is undeniable. | 1.2302 | 0.04241 | 126 | 100 | 23 | 3 |
2710 | He’s trying to counteract our empty nest syndrome. | 1.2302 | 0.04388 | 126 | 101 | 21 | 4 |
2711 | Of course,it started small... | 1.2302 | 0.04088 | 126 | 99 | 25 | 2 |
2712 | When do you expect it to hatch? | 1.2302 | 0.04241 | 126 | 100 | 23 | 3 |
2713 | Did you seriously eat a balloon again? | 1.2302 | 0.04388 | 126 | 101 | 21 | 4 |
2714 | See? I *told* you that swallowing bubble gum was bad for you. | 1.2302 | 0.04388 | 126 | 101 | 21 | 4 |
2715 | I don’t know where Howard found it, but he insists it’s going to be spectacular. | 1.2302 | 0.04388 | 126 | 101 | 21 | 4 |
2716 | He used salt to balance that egg. I don't respect that. | 1.2302 | 0.03930 | 126 | 98 | 27 | 1 |
2717 | It’s a game of chicken | 1.2302 | 0.03930 | 126 | 98 | 27 | 1 |
2718 | Just turn up the heat already and come sit on the couch. | 1.2302 | 0.04241 | 126 | 100 | 23 | 3 |
2719 | I told him he needed some hobbies, be all know who's going to have to take care of it after it hatches. | 1.2302 | 0.04088 | 126 | 99 | 25 | 2 |
2720 | Harold, I think your obsession with dinosaurs has gone a little far. | 1.2302 | 0.04530 | 126 | 102 | 19 | 5 |
2721 | Gladys, I'm not saying that you and Henry don't have a nice nest egg, I'm just saying that you might want to speak to a financial planner with a different background, preferably not poultry. | 1.2302 | 0.04241 | 126 | 100 | 23 | 3 |
2722 | Stanley's New Egg Chair Is Still In The Design Stage But So Far Circus Animals And Performers Are Giving It High Ratings." | 1.2302 | 0.04241 | 126 | 100 | 23 | 3 |
2723 | Actually Gladis, they both came here at the same time. | 1.2302 | 0.04530 | 126 | 102 | 19 | 5 |
2724 | 'I keep him because they're free.' | 1.2302 | 0.04530 | 126 | 102 | 19 | 5 |
2725 | Well Helen, at least your husband isn't an egghead. | 1.2302 | 0.04530 | 126 | 102 | 19 | 5 |
2726 | Harold insists it’s a Marc Newson but I have my doubts. | 1.2302 | 0.04088 | 126 | 99 | 25 | 2 |
2727 | There's no talking with him about it. It's like I'm always walking on...Doh! | 1.2302 | 0.04388 | 126 | 101 | 21 | 4 |
2728 | I got this chair because I was sick of being on the edge of my seat over the impeachment hearings. | 1.2302 | 0.04388 | 126 | 101 | 21 | 4 |
2729 | Our son left investment banking to make those full-time. | 1.2302 | 0.03765 | 126 | 97 | 29 | 0 |
2730 | He calls it “eggistentialism”. | 1.2302 | 0.04088 | 126 | 99 | 25 | 2 |
2731 | Whatever it is, we want it to be loyal to us." | 1.2302 | 0.04241 | 126 | 100 | 23 | 3 |
2732 | You've really come out of your shell." | 1.2302 | 0.04388 | 126 | 101 | 21 | 4 |
2733 | This is aversion therapy given that his parents often referred to him as the bad egg. | 1.2302 | 0.04241 | 126 | 100 | 23 | 3 |
2734 | Yeah but you should see his abs | 1.2302 | 0.04388 | 126 |