Contest #685


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685

The winning captions

These captions are chosen by The New Yorker.

  1. “Oh, no. I have its little one in my backpack.”
  2. “Stay calm. I think it just wants to be squeezed.”
  3. “I think we’re O.K.—honey doesn’t go bad.”


Name Value
Submission deadline 2019-11-10T19:04:00.000Z
Voting started -
Voting ended 2019-11-24T19:06:00.000Z
Finalists announced 2019-11-18T19:05:00.000Z
Magazine(s) announcing finalists issued November 25, 2019
Number of captions 4526
Number of responses 904446
Number of participants -


Dashboard

In this table, the "mean" means the empirically measured average funniness score when the "unfunny", "somewhat funny" and "funny" receive a funniness score of 1, 2, 3 respectively. "Precison" is the standard error of the mean, the standard deviation of the mean estimate. With that, a caption with an empirical mean μ and precision σ has true mean in the range [μ - 2σ, μ + 2σ] with 95% probability by the 68-95-99.7 rule assuming the responses are indepedent and identically distributed.

Rank Caption Mean Precision Total votes "Unfunny" votes "Somewhat funny" votes "Funny" votes
0 Stay calm. I think it just wants to be squeezed. 2.0378 0.00820 7702 1855 3701 2146
1 Honey, behind you. 1.9730 0.00772 10327 3329 3950 3041
2 The waffle shirts were a bad idea. 1.9368 0.00726 11729 4028 4415 3277
3 My survival instinct is telling me to play dead, but my OCD says wipe the spout. 1.9342 0.00740 11406 3980 4200 3215
4 Now do you believe me about the chocolate moose? 1.9214 0.00873 8400 3044 2972 2384
5 Anyone find a little yellow cap? 1.8515 0.00749 10527 4019 4046 2450
6 Forget what they said. Run! He's slower than molasses. 1.8116 0.00786 9084 3574 3642 1858
7 Don’t worry. Honey doesn’t go bad. 1.8064 0.00674 13428 5652 4710 3051
8 There must be a Costco nearby. 1.7968 0.00790 10401 4648 3209 2533
9 Careful, these guys can be viscous. 1.7867 0.00815 9106 3946 3156 1996
10 Uh-oh, Drizzly Bear. 1.7811 0.00776 9825 4218 3526 2067
11 I think the situation is about to get sticky. 1.7711 0.01195 3761 1538 1546 677
12 Now I know we ate the wrong mushrooms. 1.7691 0.00868 7886 3465 2777 1643
13 Oh no. I have it’s little one in my back pack. 1.7175 0.00898 7147 3359 2445 1338
14 Oh no, we're toast! 1.6789 0.00852 7572 3698 2606 1261
15 Sure, he LOOKS sweet... 1.6653 0.01853 1488 712 562 214
16 They told me high fructose corn syrup was the real killer. 1.6633 0.01003 5320 2626 1861 833
17 Which one of you keeps calling my name?" 1.6582 0.01013 5281 2643 1800 838
18 Endangered AND made of plastic - I don't know how to process this. 1.6443 0.01072 4850 2523 1530 797
19 Shhhh, we’ll be ok, I don’t see any smaller bottles with her. 1.6423 0.00903 6058 2971 2284 803
20 Well, this is a sticky situation. 1.6350 0.00864 6899 3510 2395 983
21 Sorry, not you -- I was talking to my husband. 1.6287 0.01340 2793 1411 1008 374
22 What do you think, use the bear spray or get the biscuits? 1.6227 0.00903 6104 3109 2191 804
23 Just give me your biscuits and no one gets hurt. 1.6202 0.01278 3049 1558 1091 400
24 The privatization of national parks is even creepier than I thought it could be. 1.6169 0.01030 5221 2828 1565 828
25 I don’t think it wants to hurt us... it just wants a squeeze. 1.6067 0.01710 1645 846 600 199
26 DON’T ...MOVE-—it’s a drizzly. 1.6065 0.01080 4379 2318 1466 595
27 It's Smokey's brother Sticky. 1.6050 0.01335 2952 1589 940 423
28 You think I’m scary? Wait until you see Mrs. Butterworth! 1.5888 0.01162 4073 2301 1146 626
29 They’re so cute when you bring them home. You never think about what they’ll be like fully grown. 1.5869 0.01134 3980 2179 1266 535
30 Don't make any sudden moves, and eventually he'll crystallize. 1.5841 0.01328 2628 1383 955 290
31 He seems friendly, even sweet. 1.5755 0.01319 2596 1371 956 269
32 Don’t worry. It runs, but very slowly. 1.5706 0.01280 2739 1455 1005 279
33 Don't run. Just drop and play bread. 1.5691 0.01698 1759 988 541 230
34 Remember... Only YOU Can Prevent Diabetes. 1.5390 0.01172 3935 2392 955 578
35 Does a bear drip in the woods? 1.5351 0.01133 3904 2308 1103 493
36 He's probably just looking for his cap. 1.5344 0.01128 3484 1961 1184 339
37 I used to prevent forest fires before I went into advertising. 1.5329 0.01827 1488 879 425 184
38 Quick! Lie down and play bread! 1.5318 0.01261 3189 1904 874 411
39 Can you guys get me out of here? Those Charmin bears are creeping the %#@# out of me. 1.5311 0.01556 2090 1248 574 268
40 It’s over, honey. Can’t you see I’m with Stevia now? 1.5248 0.01645 1917 1169 490 258
41 Does a honey bear squirt in the woods? 1.5231 0.01632 1864 1119 515 230
42 Not to worry - they don’t move all that fast when it’s cold out. 1.5185 0.01111 3414 1947 1158 301
43 Um... honey? Just how much did you put in that brownie? 1.5168 0.01445 2148 1251 684 213
44 And you'd said natural sweeteners couldn't hurt us. 1.5168 0.01276 2895 1729 837 325
45 Just tell him he is sweet, and walk away slowly. 1.5139 0.01142 3298 1900 1101 297
46 The good news is he doesn't have a mouth. 1.5128 0.01451 2233 1334 653 246
47 Keep calm Stan, they only attack when they sense your blood sugar is low 1.5124 0.01558 1862 1096 578 188
48 The bad news is you ate the wrong mushrooms. The good news is I’m a squirrel. 1.5060 0.01740 1739 1098 397 241
49 Honey, bear! 1.5038 0.01724 1582 959 449 174
50 I'm scared and inexplicably reassured at the same time. 1.4986 0.01458 2170 1317 624 229
51 Whatever you do don’t waffle. 1.4955 0.01645 1760 1087 474 199
52 Very slowly hand me the french toast. 1.4951 0.01399 2266 1361 681 219
53 I don't know which scares me the most-- the single use plastic or the high glycemic carbs. 1.4898 0.01678 1668 1034 451 183
54 Let’s not panic. He looks kind of sweet. 1.4819 0.01442 2044 1241 617 181
55 Just hand over the herbal tea and nobody gets hurt. 1.4791 0.01506 1893 1156 567 170
56 Is this the kind where we fight, play dead, or turn it upside-down? 1.4748 0.01702 1491 919 436 136
57 I told you an apiary near a nuclear power plant was asking for trouble. 1.4717 0.01630 1679 1057 454 168
58 I thought that size was only found at Costco. 1.4687 0.01804 1359 853 375 131
59 If it's brown, lie down. If it's black, fight back. What do we do if it's Grade A clover? 1.4672 0.01834 1355 862 353 140
60 He's harmless -- it's the bees you have to watch out for! 1.4660 0.01847 1264 790 359 115
61 Where did you think those cute little bottles in the supermarket came from? 1.4649 0.01854 1254 785 355 114
62 Bear hug Mama and Papa for mustard and ketchup ?? 1.4639 0.01891 1664 1186 180 293
63 It's climate change. They're supposed to be crystallized this time of year. 1.4630 0.01982 1136 722 302 112
64 Go ahead, tweet about me. Who's going to believe you? 1.4618 0.01785 1412 902 368 142
65 Walk away. He's slow as molasses. 1.4612 0.01896 1134 701 343 90
66 No, we haven't seen the little cap that goes on top. 1.4608 0.01742 1467 935 388 144
67 Must be a Drizzly. 1.4597 0.01758 1464 938 374 149
68 Stay calm. He's just looking for pancakes. 1.4593 0.01678 1485 927 430 125
69 Can you tell me the way to Aunt Jemima's house? 1.4586 0.01956 1134 719 310 105
70 Don't be fooled -- it's a honey trap. 1.4583 0.01692 1488 938 418 132
71 Christopher ?? That you ?? Winnie ?? You've grown up. 1.4574 0.01923 1314 873 279 159
72 Honey, have you ever felt like you were in a New Yorker cartoon? 1.4573 0.01903 1299 849 306 144
73 I'm just getting some extra part time work for the holidays. Remember, only you can prevent forest fires. 1.4560 0.01797 1410 913 351 146
74 I may have put one of her cubs in your backpack 1.4535 0.01906 1182 753 322 107
75 If we stand still long enough it will crystallize. 1.4527 0.01817 1301 830 353 118
76 Excuse me. Have you seen a little yellow cap on your hike? 1.4514 0.02066 1028 662 268 98
77 It’s part of Trump’s policy plan to privatize the National Parks and replace wildlife with product placements. 1.4505 0.01954 1223 806 283 134
78 Darling, I think you should stop calling me Honey. 1.4493 0.01817 1222 768 359 95
79 We’ll be OK. It can’t run uphill. 1.4461 0.03336 408 268 98 42
80 Don't be scared - he looks kind of sweet. 1.4456 0.01755 1250 779 385 86
81 “We’ll have no more problem sticking together.” 1.4427 0.02020 1204 818 239 147
82 Should we run or make tea? 1.4393 0.01896 1104 707 311 86
83 I told you plastics would kill us! 1.4392 0.01983 1086 707 281 98
84 No, YOU give him a squeeze. 1.4387 0.01932 1085 694 297 87
85 Sorry to scare you guys but can you tell me how to get back to Trader Joe's? 1.4354 0.01989 1107 731 270 106
86 The moment internationally renowned father-daughter naturalists Pam and Alex Crimshaw, came upon the first incidence of ursine cultural appropriation in the wild. 1.4332 0.02102 1025 687 232 106
87 Yeah? Well, I say YOUR hats are stupid! 1.4315 0.02302 825 548 198 79
88 Have you seen the muffin man? 1.4289 0.02216 886 598 199 87
89 He may look mean on the outside, but he's actually really sweet on the inside. 1.4276 0.01967 1008 649 277 75
90 Well that probably explains the giant bees and the over-sized flowers! 1.4266 0.02599 593 386 161 46
91 All I did was look up honey on Amazon before we left the house. 1.4258 0.02240 930 637 190 103
92 It's a classic honey trap. 1.4252 0.02394 762 511 178 73
93 I did the Smoky gig for a long time, but my agent felt there was more money in honey. 1.4197 0.02089 915 602 242 71
94 How did the Ranger say we could tell if it’s product placement or an actual bear again? 1.4169 0.02352 746 498 185 63
95 Does a bear squirt in the woods? 1.4159 0.02232 868 591 191 84
96 I wouldn’t worry too much, I hear they’re slow as molasses. 1.4155 0.02147 864 572 225 67
97 Don’t worry, he’s way more tasty to us than we are to him. 1.4141 0.02203 850 570 208 72
98 Is that the new Free Range Honey everyone is talking about? 1.4123 0.02304 781 526 188 67
99 Does this mean we're toast? 1.4110 0.02258 820 555 193 72
100 It's Smoky's wife, Honey 1.4110 0.02292 803 545 186 72
101 Uh oh, this could get sticky. 1.4110 0.02152 803 525 226 52
102 I'm starting to think those mushrooms weren't morels. 1.4102 0.02330 807 555 173 79
103 Which of you has the sore throat/ 1.4097 0.02237 803 538 201 64
104 Give the little one back! 1.4083 0.02429 676 453 170 53
105 The trick is to be still and not let him know you have a sore throat. 1.4083 0.02265 774 518 196 60
106 Things have changed since Smokey took up vaping . 1.4071 0.02298 786 534 184 68
107 Don't move, he looks viscous. 1.4046 0.02511 697 484 144 69
108 Have you seen three bears carrying a roll of toilet paper? 1.4042 0.02417 757 527 154 76
109 No sudden movements. I'm retrieving my thermos of Earl Grey from your bag. 1.4029 0.02280 747 501 191 55
110 Nooooo. Don’t be afraid. I’m a ‘viscous’ animal. Viscous! 1.4008 0.02344 721 488 177 56
111 They were wrong, honey can go bad. 1.3986 0.02442 710 491 153 65
112 That's Smoky the Bear's main squeeze. 1.3977 0.02658 616 431 125 60
113 I don't know. He seems sweet enough. 1.3977 0.02359 699 473 174 52
114 Honey? 1.3974 0.02398 697 476 165 56
115 I told you today's the day the teddy bears have their picnic! 1.3950 0.02394 676 459 167 50
116 Still think refined sugars are more dangerous? 1.3947 0.02423 679 464 160 54
117 I guess you are what you eat. 1.3939 0.02532 594 402 150 42
118 No thanks. We like avocado on our toast. 1.3939 0.02625 589 406 134 49
119 Careful, don't make any sudden pancakes. 1.3931 0.02524 664 464 139 61
120 Hang back a sec - this could get sticky. 1.3914 0.02428 654 446 160 48
121 Back away slowly before things get sticky 1.3914 0.02350 654 438 176 40
122 Nancy and Jasper suddenly realized the mushrooms were kicking in. 1.3912 0.02623 657 470 117 70
123 Well, wouldn't YOU be upset if someone kept flipping you upside down and smacking your feet?! 1.3898 0.02619 590 409 132 49
124 I think we used one of her cubs at breakfast. 1.3879 0.02441 629 435 147 46
125 We better get our buns out of here. 1.3875 0.02484 609 415 152 42
126 I know what it says, but don't be fooled. It's mostly high-fructose corn syrup. 1.3872 0.02493 625 430 148 47
127 I'd be terrified if we didn't have scones. 1.3863 0.02537 598 411 143 44
128 It's me Smokey, I've been cross dressing for years and it feels great to finally be out 1.3841 0.02656 604 429 118 57
129 Good Lord, it's a drizzly bear! 1.3837 0.02534 602 416 141 45
130 Well, make up your mind Karen we can't both be your 'Honey Bear'! 1.3832 0.02620 595 418 126 51
131 I warned you not to wear that waffle knit shirt. 1.3826 0.02584 596 415 132 48
132 Must be the day the teddy bears have their picnic. 1.3826 0.02627 596 420 124 52
133 Uh-oh. Looks like we're toast. 1.3800 0.02495 579 399 140 38
134 Must be a COSTCO nearby 1.3780 0.03678 328 238 56 34
135 If he attacks, I'll hold him upside down and you squeeze! 1.3779 0.02560 569 393 137 39
136 We catch more tourists with honey than with vinegar. 1.3769 0.02764 520 366 112 42
137 That must be Smokey's big squeeze. 1.3761 0.02646 553 387 124 42
138 Don’t worry, they’re quite viscous this time of year.” 1.3759 0.02709 556 395 113 48
139 Remember, only YOU can prevent Type II diabetes. 1.3755 0.02751 554 396 106 51
140 Don’t worry, it’s just a drizzly bear. 1.3750 0.02686 552 390 117 45
141 Just play bread and it won't hurt you. 1.3743 0.02595 545 380 122 39
142 Hand over the toast and nobody gets hurt. 1.3741 0.02559 548 377 137 34
143 I think we're safe--he's crystallized. 1.3741 0.02585 548 381 128 37
144 We must be near a Costco. 1.3738 0.02704 543 384 115 44
145 Let's not argue, Stan. Give him the Cheerios. 1.3738 0.02678 543 382 119 42
146 It would be a lot less confusing if you’d just call each other ‘Sweetheart’.” 1.3719 0.02722 519 365 115 39
147 Oh no, it's a drizzly - don't make any sudden moves or things could get sticky. 1.3671 0.02673 504 351 121 32
148 Sweetheart, the gummies are kicking in. 1.3665 0.02679 502 350 120 32
149 I think we’re toast. 1.3653 0.02741 501 354 111 36
150 I didn't know the saying "you are what you eat" applied to animals too. 1.3649 0.02796 496 356 100 40
151 Have you seen a waffle run by? 1.3649 0.02654 496 344 123 29
152 We must be getting close to civilization! 1.3642 0.02770 497 353 107 37
153 No sudden movements. There's nothing more dangerous than plastic containers and processed sugar. 1.3640 0.02786 489 347 106 36
154 We're okay- He's vegan. 1.3629 0.02692 485 338 118 29
155 Stay perfectly still. It will eventually crystallize. 1.3623 0.02762 483 344 102 35
156 Quick — do we play dead, fight, or prepare tea? 1.3621 0.02735 486 342 112 32
157 Forget him; watch out for the bees. 1.3619 0.02890 478 345 93 40
158 He seems rather sweet. 1.3617 0.02658 481 333 122 26
159 Be careful dear, I don’t think it’s organic. 1.3617 0.02800 481 342 104 35
160 Organic, local, raw. Whew, that's a relief 1.3615 0.02636 473 325 125 23
161 We should discreetly tell him that he needs to wipe. 1.3611 0.02868 457 325 99 33
162 Just walk away quietly... honey bears have no legs. 1.3606 0.02768 477 337 108 32
163 Forget it, there's no way I'm putting the top back on again! 1.3602 0.02739 472 331 112 29
164 Relax -- I think only the high-fructose ones can hurt you. 1.3600 0.02823 475 339 101 35
165 You guys are looking at me like you're both diabetics. 1.3594 0.02751 473 333 110 30
166 You’d catch more millennials with local honey. 1.3592 0.03243 387 282 71 34
167 He must have tailed us from Costco. 1.3590 0.02770 468 330 108 30
168 Uh, honey, I think those mushrooms are kicking in. 1.3590 0.02786 468 331 106 31
169 I guess that’s not too surprising here in the Kraft-Heinz National Forest. 1.3588 0.02823 471 336 101 34
170 I do believe that’s it’s time to question ourselves about those “wild “ mushrooms we ate earlier. 1.3584 0.02810 466 331 103 32
171 I’m afraid we’re toast. 1.3584 0.02939 466 339 87 40
172 Who you callin' Pooh? 1.3584 0.02727 466 326 113 27
173 Don't worry, honey never goes bad. 1.3565 0.02834 460 328 100 32
174 Sorry, when I said "honey, I think we're lost," I was talking to my husband. But thanks for the offer. 1.3565 0.02731 460 322 112 26
175 Can I hide out with you guys? The vegans are after me. 1.3565 0.02916 460 333 90 37
176 Only you can prevent refined sugars. 1.3560 0.02922 455 329 90 36
177 What now, Stan? Are we supposed to run or squeeze? 1.3559 0.02808 458 325 103 30
178 Don't worry. I think he's sweet. 1.3557 0.02692 461 321 116 24
179 I thought we only had to worry about artificial sweeteners. 1.3553 0.02916 456 330 90 36
180 I'm a bit plugged up; could I trouble you for a gentle hug? 1.3553 0.02849 456 326 98 32
181 Let's see how you like it when I turn you upside down and squeeze! 1.3549 0.02901 448 322 93 33
182 Can you inform Sir David Attenborough I exist? 1.3544 0.02817 443 313 103 27
183 Play diabetic. 1.3541 0.02930 449 325 89 35
184 He wants directions to IHOP. 1.3536 0.02775 444 312 107 25
185 This could get sticky, fast. 1.3528 0.02752 445 312 109 24
186 The poor creature seems to be clogged. 1.3528 0.02878 445 319 95 31
187 If he gets us in a bear hug, we're stuck. 1.3528 0.02895 445 319 93 32
188 I thought there was an ordinance warning bears not to feed humans. 1.3514 0.02880 444 319 94 31
189 I'm filling in for Smokey this week. 1.3508 0.03184 362 259 77 25
190 I can’t remember if it’s run, play dead, or whip up a batch of pancakes. 1.3495 0.02878 432 309 95 28
191 I knew we shouldn't have eaten the whole bag of cannabis gummy bears. 1.3489 0.02900 427 306 93 28
192 I thought he was cute at first but now he keeps asking me to squeeze him. 1.3482 0.02831 425 301 100 24
193 Oh no! That must have been her cub we stole from the cafe! 1.3478 0.03020 414 301 82 31
194 Are you local? 1.3475 0.02974 423 307 85 31
195 Have you seen my husband Smokey by any chance? 1.3468 0.02964 421 305 86 30
196 Goldilocks?!!! It's me. 1.3468 0.02964 421 305 86 30
197 I don't know whether to play dead or make tea. 1.3463 0.02945 387 274 92 21
198 5$ for an instagram post, 10$ for a story. Otherwise I eat you. 1.3461 0.02992 419 305 83 31
199 What do you mean, "Silly Hat"? Have you two even looked at each other lately? 1.3461 0.02935 419 302 89 28
200 Roger, let's just hope he's not part of a Costco 3 pack... 1.3455 0.03052 411 301 78 32
201 Don't worry, it runs slow. 1.3454 0.02898 414 296 93 25
202 Be very careful. I’m not sure it’s organic. 1.3453 0.02943 417 301 88 28
203 Just do as I do....I’ve been in sticky situations like this before.... 1.3453 0.02719 417 290 110 17
204 They're viscous, not vicious. 1.3449 0.03033 403 293 81 29
205 I've seen bigger ones at Costco. 1.3447 0.02967 412 298 86 28
206 Careful, it looks viscous. 1.3441 0.02965 404 291 87 26
207 Uh oh, I think today's the day the teddy bears have their picnic. 1.3440 0.03206 407 306 62 39
208 Just play bread 1.3440 0.03051 407 298 78 31
209 Very slowly hand me the cap. 1.3440 0.02693 407 281 112 14
210 Just keep moving. And whatever you do, don’t waffle. 1.3432 0.02939 405 291 89 25
211 You guys are toast. 1.3432 0.03021 405 295 81 29
212 Not you, I was calling for my husband. 1.3429 0.02966 382 272 89 21
213 I don't think those were morels we ate. 1.3424 0.02994 406 295 83 28
214 ... maintain eye contact, walk slowly, and whatever you do, don't mention collapsing bee populations. 1.3424 0.03074 406 299 75 32
215 I think she saw us squeeze her baby. 1.3424 0.02912 406 291 91 24
216 It's got to be the mushrooms. 1.3424 0.02912 406 291 91 24
217 Only in America do they reach this size. 1.3417 0.02993 398 288 84 26
218 They always seem sweet at first. 1.3417 0.02796 398 279 102 17
219 What? You were expecting Pooh? 1.3417 0.03097 398 293 74 31
220 This explains the plastic bear scat all over this trail! 1.3416 0.03060 401 294 77 30
221 I get the feeling we might be toast... 1.3394 0.03346 327 239 65 23
222 I have a feeling that things are going to get sticky. 1.3393 0.02797 392 274 101 16
223 I think we’re okay- he looks sweet- 1.3393 0.02955 392 282 87 23
224 I think we picked the wrong mushrooms. 1.3393 0.03042 392 286 79 27
225 Pardon me, folks. Could you tell me which way to IHOP? 1.3385 0.02935 387 277 89 21
226 He’s not going to eat us. He’s too sweet. 1.3385 0.03069 387 283 77 27
227 I think we should lay down and play bread. 1.3385 0.03095 390 287 74 29
228 Lick your what! 1.3385 0.03074 390 286 76 28
229 Remember that party in the woods after Woodstock? Well, she says you’re the father. 1.3360 0.03128 372 273 73 26
230 Stay calm. He looks sweet. 1.3360 0.02915 381 272 90 19
231 I am torn between playing dead and making toast with peanut butter. 1.3360 0.02891 381 271 92 18
232 Have no fear. He must be the one Goldilocks said was “just right.” 1.3360 0.02818 381 268 98 15
233 He looks kind of sweet. 1.3351 0.03057 376 274 78 24
234 Now, the park signs make sense! “Don’t Squeeze the Bears” 1.3351 0.03034 376 273 80 23
235 Nothing to worry about, he seems sweet 1.3351 0.02987 376 271 84 21
236 Whoa. Product placement is getting out of control! 1.3351 0.02826 379 274 86 18
237 I'm looking for a guy named Pooh. He ate my brother. 1.3342 0.03020 374 271 81 22
238 I guess you could call this an unbearably sticky situation. 1.3333 0.03573 285 210 55 20
239 He wants a squeeze. 1.3324 0.03111 370 272 73 25
240 Think! What would Goldilocks do? 1.3324 0.03063 370 270 77 23
241 Stay calm; they can sense fear. Fear, and pancakes. 1.3324 0.03032 367 266 80 21
242 No use trying to run, Bob. I think we're toast. 1.3315 0.02822 368 259 96 13
243 I knew it was a bad idea to eat those wild mushrooms. 1.3315 0.03237 368 276 62 30
244 I'm telling you, back in the day, I was better known than Smokey! 1.3315 0.02925 368 263 88 17
245 Well, this is a very sticky situation. 1.3315 0.03041 365 265 79 21
246 He says he works at the pancake house down the road. 1.3315 0.03090 365 267 75 23
247 Do you think we should play bread? 1.3312 0.03493 317 238 53 26
248 If you say that this could get sticky, I will slap you, Charlie. 1.3305 0.03243 348 258 65 25
249 He says we should squeeeze his tummy, but I think we should run 1.3296 0.02975 358 257 84 17
250 Do you mind wiping my top? 1.3296 0.03044 355 257 79 19
251 I think it doesn’t know what it should do in the woods. 1.3292 0.03316 325 240 63 22
252 Still a climate change denier, Allan? 1.3287 0.03195 359 272 58 29
253 Don't you just hate how commercial the forests have gotten these days?! 1.3287 0.03219 359 268 64 27
254 no thank you. we prefer maple syrup. 1.3287 0.03046 359 261 78 20
255 Careful, he's unrefined. 1.3287 0.02904 356 253 89 14
256 Yeah, they look sweet but they’re still wild animals! 1.3287 0.03063 356 259 77 20
257 Don’t worry; he’ll be moving very slowly in this weather” 1.3287 0.03063 356 259 77 20
258 We've been in worse jams. 1.3277 0.03099 354 259 74 21
259 Looks like Smokey's all-in for Halloween. 1.3277 0.03175 354 262 68 24
260 It's okay, I think he's crystallized. 1.3267 0.03003 352 256 78 18
261 What if he's not as sweet as he looks? 1.3267 0.03135 352 259 71 22
262 Kyle, I don't think those were Chanterelle mushrooms you foraged. 1.3267 0.03212 352 262 65 25
263 I forget—do we play dead or make toast? 1.3267 0.03003 352 254 81 17
264 Wow! First we find those yummy mushrooms... now this? ! 1.3267 0.03237 352 263 63 26
265 Whatever you do don’t say we’re toast. 1.3266 0.03153 349 257 70 22
266 I've heard of product placement, but this is ridiculous! 1.3257 0.03248 350 262 62 26
267 Very. Slowly. Hand me. Some toast. 1.3256 0.03190 347 257 67 23
268 Are you sure you picked the right mushrooms? 1.3247 0.03183 348 258 67 23
269 Gosh, even the wildlife here is commercialized. 1.3246 0.03167 342 252 69 21
270 Graham...I think it's kicking in. 1.3244 0.03287 336 251 61 24
271 Don’t be fooled by his sweet looks. He is a bear after all... Just give him the peanut butter and the bread and slowly walk away. 1.3237 0.02948 346 248 84 14
272 Slowly remove the toast from your pack and place it on the ground. 1.3236 0.03077 343 250 75 18
273 He'll never catch us. It's January. 1.3235 0.02981 340 244 82 14
274 You said you recycled him 1.3235 0.03095 340 248 74 18
275 So...you see it, too? 1.3223 0.03171 332 244 69 19
276 I don't know...all I said was "honey bear with me while I find the map." 1.3214 0.03200 336 249 66 21
277 She's probably just protecting her pancakes. 1.3213 0.03105 333 243 73 17
278 Don't worry - that's not a grizzly bear, it's a drizzly bear. 1.3213 0.03076 333 242 75 16
279 Thought you could ditch me after breakfast, huh? 1.3213 0.03105 333 243 73 17
280 Hmmm! This could be a sticky situation! 1.3213 0.02863 333 235 89 9
281 I can't remember. Do we play dead, or make lemon tea? 1.3213 0.03248 333 248 63 22
282 They said honey never went bad 1.3202 0.03116 331 242 72 17
283 I guess that explains that giant pancake we were wondering about. 1.3202 0.03145 331 243 70 18
284 Well, we can check this one off the bucket list. 1.3202 0.03086 331 241 74 16
285 This is about to get sticky. 1.3199 0.03263 322 239 63 20
286 Smokey Bear has the day off so don't start any fires. 1.3196 0.03149 316 230 71 15
287 It actually looks pretty sweet. 1.3191 0.03006 329 239 75 14
288 Oh great, there’s going to be ants everywhere. 1.3185 0.03286 314 233 62 19
289 Look, even Pooh sold out. 1.3180 0.03197 327 242 66 19
290 I told you Yosemite is being commodified. 1.3179 0.03126 324 237 71 16
291 Do we back away slowly? Play dead? Just get out some toast? 1.3179 0.03095 324 236 73 15
292 We're going to need a bigger pot of tea 1.3179 0.03095 324 236 73 15
293 Everybody wants "local" but no one wants "close" 1.3179 0.03275 324 242 61 21
294 Something tells me it’s not organic. 1.3175 0.03184 315 231 68 16
295 Tip me over and pour me out 1.3175 0.03215 315 232 66 17
296 Did you call me? 1.3168 0.03287 322 241 60 21
297 I didn't see this coming when Trump privatized the National Parks. 1.3168 0.03346 322 243 56 23
298 Watch out dear. This is a sticky situation. 1.3168 0.03287 322 241 60 21
299 I thought honey never went bad. 1.3156 0.03053 320 232 75 13
300 I'm afraid we might have one of her children in the kitchen. 1.3156 0.03178 320 236 67 17
301 Don't show fear. They smell fear… and pancakes. 1.3156 0.03178 320 235 66 17
302 Be careful, he is very viscous. 1.3156 0.03270 320 239 61 20
303 Let’s let him hibernate in our pantry. 1.3155 0.03260 317 236 62 19
304 If you see a woman filled with maple syrup tell her her husband will meet her at the car. 1.3153 0.03462 314 240 48 25
305 Maybe we shouldn't have made a bong out of the little one. 1.3152 0.03849 257 197 39 21
306 Just don't call him 'Honey Boo-Boo'. 1.3146 0.03235 302 222 65 15
307 I’ve gotten out of stickier situations. 1.3143 0.03333 315 237 57 21
308 Just one minute, I have information on the Bidens 1.3143 0.03272 315 235 61 19
309 I thought you said we were in Vermont. 1.3131 0.03221 313 232 64 17
310 ‘When asked ,the Cohen’s would refer to this day as the day they packed it in.’’ 1.3131 0.03554 313 243 42 28
311 I don't know, it just seems like too much of a good thing. 1.3123 0.03393 285 212 57 16
312 When you don't put the cap back on, it haunts me all day. 1.3119 0.03296 311 233 59 19
313 I missed you guys at breakfast. 1.3119 0.03296 311 233 59 19
314 Tigger and I are playing hide and seek. Please, don't give me away. 1.3117 0.03412 308 234 52 22
315 I can tell by his lid, he’s domesticated! 1.3117 0.03154 308 226 68 14
316 Stand still, stay quiet, and don't squeeze him. 1.3117 0.02946 308 220 80 8
317 Must be Smokey's honey. 1.3113 0.03296 302 225 60 17
318 Quick! The herbal tea! 1.3105 0.03265 306 226 61 16
319 I won't hurt you, unless you have Type 2 Diabetes. 1.3105 0.03362 306 231 55 20
320 If he wants to believe he's Winnie the Pooh just humor him. 1.3105 0.03199 306 226 65 15
321 Remember, only you can prevent artificial sweeteners. 1.3105 0.03362 306 231 55 20
322 Careful, if he attacks it could be a sticky situation. 1.3105 0.03199 306 226 65 15
323 Oh, no thanks, we're trying to cut back on sugar. 1.3100 0.03840 229 172 43 14
324 Ironically, we will be killed by something on the Paleo diet. 1.3092 0.03107 304 222 70 12
325 Look honey, he's so sweet! 1.3092 0.03310 304 228 58 18
326 Did the brochure say “vicious” or “viscous”? 1.3092 0.03176 304 224 66 14
327 I’m guessing it comes from Costco. 1.3092 0.03470 304 233 48 23
328 Smokey the Bear was privatized. That's Comrade Poohtin. 1.3092 0.03310 304 228 58 18
329 Remind me to never call you by your pet name in the woods." 1.3092 0.03277 304 227 60 17
330 Dad, we shouldn't have eaten those mushrooms. 1.3092 0.03244 304 226 62 16
331 Whatever you do, don’t act like a pancake. 1.3090 0.03430 301 229 51 21
332 I can’t remember. Back away slowly, play dead, or break out the biscuits? 1.3090 0.03265 301 224 61 16
333 Catching flies. What are you two doing? 1.3090 0.03332 301 225 57 18
334 If it's Manuka we can retire.. 1.3072 0.03492 293 224 48 21
335 Tired of fighting wildfires, Smokey tries a new gig. 1.3064 0.03391 297 225 53 19
336 Don't worry, I read that if you stay still long enough they crystallize. 1.3064 0.03184 297 218 65 13
337 Hey, for a hundred bucks and some weed I'll introduce you to Bigfoot. 1.3064 0.03458 297 227 49 21
338 If Mrs. Butterworth comes by, I was never here. 1.3064 0.03458 297 227 49 21
339 I always wondered why the bottle is not in the shape of a bee. 1.3064 0.03289 297 222 59 16
340 Only you can prevent toaster fires. 1.3058 0.03507 291 223 47 21
341 Maybe she smells your Earl Grey 1.3058 0.03298 291 217 59 15
342 Maybe we should lay off the wild berries for a while? 1.3051 0.03195 295 218 64 13
343 I’m afraid. He’s not organic or local. 1.3051 0.03472 295 226 48 21
344 It's okay. The ursus plasticus feeds only on pancakes and waffles. 1.3034 0.03264 290 216 60 14
345 Oh no! That little one must have been her cub! 1.3034 0.03372 290 219 54 17
346 The ranger made them seem so much more dangerous. 1.3034 0.03336 290 218 56 16
347 Yeah, one of you was supposed to wipe off my hat when you were done. 1.3034 0.03372 290 219 54 17
348 I'm afraid it was her cub we used on our biscuits. 1.3034 0.03300 290 217 58 15
349 Do you think I put too much pot in the brownies? 1.3034 0.03372 290 219 54 17
350 Pretend to be insulin resistant. 1.3028 0.03455 284 216 50 18
351 Relax. He's crystallized. 1.3028 0.03308 284 212 58 14
352 Don't trust him. He's just a Pooh in bear clothing. 1.3024 0.03143 291 214 66 11
353 Sometimes you follow your dream, sometimes your dream follows you. 1.3018 0.03409 285 216 52 17
354 Poor guy must be lost and scared—there’s not a Costco around here for miles. 1.3014 0.03244 282 209 61 12
355 Wait 'til you see the lions and tigers. 1.3008 0.03612 266 204 44 18
356 Think she knows we ate her little ones? 1.3004 0.03311 283 212 57 14
357 Told you we shouldn't have eaten those 'schrooms. 1.3004 0.03116 283 207 67 9
358 In January, you can outrun them. 1.3000 0.03295 280 209 58 13
359 Do you guys have an extra wet wipe? 1.3000 0.03534 270 206 47 17
360 I'm sure he's very sweet on the inside. 1.3000 0.03216 280 207 62 11
361 Let’s make a run for it. He slower than molasses. 1.3000 0.03256 280 208 60 12
362 Careful, it could be a 'cereal' killer! 1.2989 0.03285 281 210 58 13
363 I hear they’re most dangerous when they’ve lost their cap. 1.2989 0.03110 271 197 67 7
364 I thought you brought the family size, not the eat-your-family size. 1.2986 0.04036 211 162 35 14
365 Just play diabetic. 1.2986 0.03268 278 207 59 12
366 We've got a sticky situation here. 1.2986 0.03146 278 204 65 9
367 I think we're ok, honey doesn't go bad. 1.2976 0.03659 252 193 43 16
368 He must take us for saps. 1.2975 0.03297 279 209 57 13
369 Looks like Smokey's gone into business. 1.2971 0.03280 276 206 58 12
370 Well next time don't leave a bread crumb trail.. 1.2971 0.03437 276 210 50 16
371 You’re not fooling anyone - sugar is sugar. 1.2971 0.03475 276 211 48 17
372 Do I run, or do I squeeze it? 1.2971 0.03239 276 205 60 11
373 Have you seen my husband? He looks like a ketchup bottle. 1.2971 0.03841 239 185 37 17
374 Could I borrow a hat? The flies out here are terrible. 1.2967 0.03383 273 206 53 14
375 Actually, no, I don't sh_t in the woods. And we all don't look alike either. 1.2967 0.03343 273 205 55 13
376 So THAT explains the gooey rabbit. 1.2967 0.03461 273 208 49 16
377 If you see Smokey, please tell him his Honey is looking for him! 1.2967 0.03614 273 212 41 20
378 Oh no! Now we’re toast. 1.2967 0.03302 273 204 57 12
379 Your honey or your wife. 1.2967 0.03538 273 210 45 18
380 I'm as lost as you are. 1.2967 0.03383 273 206 53 14
381 Quickly and quietly, Dear, get out the English Muffins. 1.2967 0.03302 273 204 57 12
382 Don’t let his sweetness fool you 1.2952 0.03188 271 198 62 9
383 Ok,which one of you turned my son upside down at breakfast today? 1.2952 0.03436 271 206 50 15
384 Watch it-he may not be as sweet as he looks. 1.2941 0.03304 272 204 56 12
385 I think we’ve found ourselves a sticky situation. 1.2941 0.03179 272 201 62 9
386 Could I borrow a comb? 1.2941 0.03942 204 155 38 11
387 Don't trust him. He may look sweet, but his sugar content is deadly 1.2937 0.03450 269 205 49 15
388 Frank, please tell me you remembered to bring the scones. 1.2937 0.03450 269 205 49 15
389 Remember, back away slowly and don't call me 'Honey" 1.2937 0.03490 269 206 47 16
390 Just lie down and play bread. 1.2937 0.03568 269 208 43 18
391 Excuse me... did you just ask him about the bears and the bees? 1.2937 0.03450 269 205 49 15
392 We're gonna need a bigger waffle iron.... 1.2937 0.03327 269 207 47 15
393 They say you can't outrun a bear but I think we have a pretty good chance with this one. 1.2937 0.03285 269 201 57 11
394 Back away slowly and hope he does not smell the biscuits 1.2937 0.02732 269 208 53 7
395 I see them every day on Instagram, but this is my first time seeing an ad in the wild. 1.2937 0.03529 269 207 45 17
396 I thought you said it would never go bad. 1.2937 0.03368 269 203 53 13
397 Mrs. Butterworth warned us about these woods. 1.2937 0.03243 269 201 55 11
398 He's not as sweet as he looks. 1.2932 0.03308 266 199 56 11
399 I think we can outrun him. 1.2932 0.03475 266 203 48 15
400 “I swear, this is the last time I drop acid while hiking in the woods.” 1.2932 0.03393 266 201 52 13
401 I think he wants us to help him find the cap? 1.2932 0.03221 266 198 57 10
402 Maybe calling out "Honey" when you got lost wasn't such a good idea. 1.2932 0.03516 266 204 46 16
403 Don't worry. My aggressive tendencies are targeted exclusively at bees. 1.2932 0.03350 266 200 54 12
404 Fall down and play bread! 1.2932 0.03350 266 200 54 12
405 This might be sticky. 1.2932 0.03350 266 200 54 12
406 Don’t worry, he’s one of the sweet ones 1.2932 0.03132 266 195 64 7
407 You don't have to worry about Honey Bears, it's the Honey Badgers that you have to watch out for" 1.2932 0.03350 266 200 54 12
408 Have you seen Smokey? We have dinner plans.” 1.2923 0.03399 260 196 52 12
409 Quick! Play bread! 1.2921 0.03584 267 206 42 18
410 Honey...Did the kids shrink us? 1.2921 0.03464 267 204 48 15
411 I told you to tip at the pancake house! 1.2917 0.03320 264 198 55 11
412 Smoky is busy fighting fires in California, so I'm contracting as his replacement in this park. 1.2917 0.03277 264 197 57 10
413 Where did you get your caps? 1.2917 0.03448 264 201 49 14
414 He must sense the pancake mix in your backpack 1.2917 0.03530 264 203 45 16
415 As long as we stay out of the sun, we should be able to outrun it. When it's this cold, they really slow down. 1.2912 0.03299 261 195 56 10
416 Just my way of helping hikers stick to the trail. 1.2903 0.03973 186 140 38 8
417 She must be Smokey's girlfriend. 1.2901 0.03376 262 198 52 12
418 How about a squeeze? 1.2901 0.03586 262 203 42 17
419 We'll be safe. They always stick to the ground. 1.2896 0.03445 259 197 49 13
420 The sign clearly said to not squeeze the bears! 1.2896 0.03126 259 190 63 6
421 Let's hope we are not his cup of tea. 1.2896 0.03614 259 201 41 17
422 Very slowly hand me the insulin. 1.2896 0.03614 259 201 41 17
423 It doesn't run fast, but when it catches you, you're stuck! 1.2896 0.03312 259 194 55 10
424 Have you seen a pile of pancakes? 1.2896 0.03572 259 200 43 16
425 It's not abominable. I think it's sweet. 1.2896 0.03530 259 199 45 15
426 Don't be scared! He's just looking for his cap. 1.2896 0.03401 259 196 51 12
427 What's she going to do, glaze us to death? 1.2896 0.03401 259 196 51 12
428 So what do you think I do in the woods? 1.2896 0.03572 259 200 43 16
429 You better be scared. I'm made of single use plastic. 1.2896 0.03445 259 197 49 13
430 Careful. One wrong move and we’re in a real sticky situation. 1.2896 0.03266 259 192 57 9
431 Is it weird that I kinda want to be mauled? 1.2886 0.03516 246 187 47 12
432 Looks like we're toast. 1.2885 0.03405 253 191 51 11
433 Slowly now, Phil, take out the little bottle and put it back in the nest. 1.2885 0.03602 260 202 41 17
434 Well, exsqueeeze me. 1.2885 0.03560 260 201 43 16
435 I thought honey can't go bad? 1.2885 0.03163 260 196 54 8
436 Oh no, Henry, I think you have one of her young in your pack 1.2885 0.03476 260 199 47 14
437 Oh no, today's the day the teddy bears have their picnic. 1.2879 0.03672 257 201 38 18
438 I guess we shouldn't have eaten her cubs. 1.2879 0.03324 257 193 54 10
439 None of your beeswax 1.2876 0.03592 233 177 45 11
440 I wasn’t insulting you. ‘Honey Bear’ is a term of affection for my idiot husband who got us lost. 1.2874 0.03456 247 187 49 11
441 I believe you purchased one of my offspring for $4.99, and I'd like her back please. 1.2857 0.03407 252 191 50 11
442 Excuse me. Can I borrow some toilet paper? 1.2857 0.03499 252 197 39 15
443 Suddenly Joe realized Karen was right. Their guide to edible foraging should not have included wild mushrooms. 1.2857 0.03588 252 195 42 15
444 I'm hiding from the Pooh bear. 1.2857 0.03360 252 190 52 10
445 I wonder if he's thinking we're not what he expected either?" 1.2857 0.03313 252 189 54 9
446 That must be the one Mrs. Butterworth told us about. 1.2857 0.03453 252 192 48 12
447 Chubby lil' fella, wears a red shirt, got a call his 'hunny' pot's empty... sure you haven't seen him? 1.2857 0.03588 252 195 42 15
448 If you wouldn’t mind giving me a little push? I’m stuck. 1.2857 0.03407 252 191 50 11
449 Remember, it’s what’s inside that counts. 1.2846 0.03441 253 193 48 12
450 Don't worry. This species has a sweet disposition and is slow as molasses. 1.2846 0.03487 253 194 46 13
451 Looks like they do more in the woods than we thought. 1.2846 0.03487 253 189 46 13
452 Look, even the big ones leak! 1.2846 0.03506 246 188 46 12
453 Honey Bear? No, I'm the anal lube bear. 1.2846 0.03553 246 189 44 13
454 I'm sorry, we gave all of our change to a bear wearing a forest ranger hat that happened by here five minutes ago. 1.2834 0.03722 247 194 36 17
455 Run? Play dead? Run? Play De... This is no time to waffle!!!! 1.2834 0.03587 247 191 42 14
456 I know they say to keep your distance from the wildlife, but this bear looks so sweet! 1.2834 0.03147 247 182 60 5
457 Tell him you’re diabetic 1.2834 0.03722 247 194 36 17
458 Back away slowly, don't run and get the pancakes. 1.2834 0.03494 247 189 46 12
459 I know I'm not as cute as Winnie the Pooh, but you two aren't exactly straight from the LL Bean catalogue either. _And don't call me 'Honey.' 1.2834 0.03540 247 190 44 13
460 Didn't realize there was a Cosco nearby! 1.2833 0.03561 240 184 44 12
461 Hey, it's Smokey the Bear's cousin, Sticky. 1.2828 0.03661 244 190 39 15
462 Play dead? I've been playing dead since we got married. 1.2823 0.03574 248 192 42 14
463 Whatever happens, we're going to stick together. 1.2822 0.03596 241 186 42 13
464 I think we stumbled into the cause of Colony Collapse Disorder of honey bees. 1.2816 0.03648 245 191 39 15
465 And straight ahead you'll find the land of milk. 1.2816 0.03508 245 188 45 12
466 Don't get between it and the pancakes. 1.2816 0.03411 245 186 49 10
467 This could become a very sticky situation! 1.2816 0.03555 245 189 43 13
468 He says only we can prevent dry toast. 1.2816 0.03508 245 188 45 12
469 We should play bread. 1.2816 0.03508 245 188 45 12
470 I think we are about to be in a very sticky situation! 1.2816 0.03460 245 187 47 11
471 Don't poke the bear, honey. 1.2816 0.03460 245 187 47 11
472 It's not that my husband doesn't like you but he's diabetic. 1.2816 0.03411 245 186 49 10
473 It must be from Costco. 1.2816 0.03460 245 187 47 11
474 Can you help me? I’m in a jam. 1.2816 0.03602 245 190 41 14
475 Aw man. Now the bees are going to find us! 1.2816 0.03411 245 185 45 11
476 "Lets just stay calm until it runs out of date 1.2816 0.03602 245 190 41 14
477 Smokey? He died of diabetes. 1.2816 0.03508 245 187 45 12
478 Oh great. First the gummy bears, and now the honey bears! 1.2816 0.03460 245 187 47 11
479 I'm not sure whether to use my bear repellent or my insulin patch. 1.2816 0.03411 245 186 49 10
480 We’d better run. This could get really sticky really fast! 1.2816 0.03694 245 192 37 16
481 I’m thinking you were wrong about those mushrooms we found. 1.2816 0.03648 245 191 39 15
482 Whatever you do, don't lie flat as a pancake! 1.2816 0.03508 245 188 45 12
483 The Smokey outfit was already taken. 1.2815 0.03862 238 189 31 18
484 Oh my... and on the store shelves, they look so cute and friendly...” 1.2810 0.03437 242 184 48 10
485 He may come at you in a painstakingly slow manner 1.2803 0.03513 239 183 45 11
486 Careful, they can smell blood sugar... 1.2803 0.03612 239 184 41 13
487 Brown...get down. Black...fight back. Honey..be funny. Quick...tell a joke. 1.2798 0.03474 243 186 46 11
488 Psst...over here...you guys looking for some alternative sweetener? 1.2797 0.03592 236 182 42 12
489 Play bread. 1.2792 0.03501 240 184 45 11
490 The small ones always look so peaceful. 1.2792 0.03501 240 184 45 11
491 We’d better be careful...I don’t think it’s locally sourced. 1.2792 0.03501 240 184 45 11
492 Honey, I’m uncomfortable hiking with a bear behind. 1.2788 0.04027 208 164 30 14
493 We could squeeze him to find out for sure. 1.2780 0.03231 241 180 55 6
494 Smokey's cutting back. I'll be subbing weekends" 1.2780 0.03488 241 185 45 11
495 We can't outrun him, but if we both squeeze real hard we can empty him out. 1.2778 0.03343 234 176 50 7
496 So I guess everyone likes honey? 1.2773 0.03360 238 180 50 8
497 I read somewhere that if you play diabetic it'll leave you alone. 1.2773 0.03711 238 187 36 15
498 I did see one that size once at Cosco. 1.2773 0.03464 238 182 46 10
499 You say it won’t spoil, but what if it goes bad? 1.2773 0.03464 238 182 46 10
500 Careful. I don't think it's organic. 1.2773 0.03360 238 180 50 8
501 Excuse me, do you have any camomile tea? 1.2773 0.03413 238 181 48 9
502 The brochure said to stay calm and play bread. 1.2773 0.03663 238 186 38 14
503 Honey, I'm afraid this could be a sticky situation. 1.2773 0.03360 238 180 50 8
504 Honey, I think the kids shrunk us. 1.2773 0.03615 238 185 40 13
505 Assume the biscuit position. 1.2766 0.03543 235 181 43 11
506 Ok, avoid eye contact, stand your ground, and don't, Phillip, try to clean his nozzle. 1.2766 0.03594 235 182 41 12
507 Let's pick up the pace. We don't want to get stuck to this guy for the rest of the hike. 1.2766 0.03385 235 178 49 8
508 Looks like we've gotten into a sticky situation. 1.2766 0.03439 235 179 47 9
509 I would be scared, but he looks so sweet! 1.2766 0.03385 235 178 49 8
510 Can you direct me to the nearest IHOP? 1.2766 0.03644 235 183 39 13
511 Not to worry. I'm only here to service the folks who booked their climb through IHOP. 1.2766 0.03644 235 183 39 13
512 Honey, I think we're toast. 1.2766 0.03491 235 180 45 10
513 Well, that tells us he does Pooh in the woods. 1.2766 0.03644 235 183 39 13
514 But it was only $10.99 at Costco!" 1.2766 0.03644 235 183 39 13
515 The trail guide says to lie down and act like toast. 1.2766 0.03543 235 181 43 11
516 Luckily, they're slower than molasses. 1.2766 0.03491 235 180 45 10
517 It about to get sticky 1.2766 0.03543 235 181 43 11
518 Stand perfectly still or we’re toast. 1.2766 0.03644 235 183 39 13
519 I guess it’s what we get for switching to agave. 1.2766 0.03491 235 180 45 10
520 I don’t know, he looks sweet to me. 1.2766 0.03331 235 177 51 7
521 Let's invite him to breakfast. 1.2766 0.03543 235 181 43 11
522 I think he wants a tissue. 1.2754 0.03680 236 185 37 14
523 Don't call it quid pro quo but if you've got the bread, I've got the honey. 1.2748 0.03942 222 177 29 16
524 No I'm not going to eat you. I'm going to turn you upside down and squeeze every last drop out of you. 1.2747 0.03609 233 181 40 12
525 I know you hate fix-ups, but he might be perfect for Mrs. Butterworth. 1.2747 0.03609 233 181 40 12
526 I told you not to eat those mushrooms. 1.2747 0.03558 233 180 42 11
527 Okay, I’ll distract by waving my arms and shouting “HEY!” Then you sneak up from behind and squeeze his bottom. 1.2747 0.03710 233 183 36 14
528 Relax. All I want is that thermos of tea. 1.2747 0.03558 233 180 42 11
529 Your thinking Smokey, I'm Sweetie the bear. 1.2747 0.03609 233 181 40 12
530 Bear with me, Honey. 1.2747 0.03558 233 180 42 11
531 Sweet on me? I think he’s sweet on you. 1.2747 0.03505 233 179 44 10
532 You didn’t buy those mushrooms at the grocery store, did you? 1.2747 0.03505 233 179 44 10
533 Mrs. Butterworth is right behind me. 1.2747 0.03558 233 180 42 11
534 So, which one of you said, "Honey bear with me?" 1.2747 0.03609 233 180 40 12
535 Dammit, someone's been squeezing the wildlife again! 1.2747 0.03710 233 183 36 14
536 Honey, take a hike. Bill's my main squeeze now. 1.2747 0.03505 233 179 44 10
537 They are also native to aisle 12. 1.2747 0.03505 233 179 44 10
538 Remember your training: no eye contact and back slowly away – that’s a Drizzly alright! 1.2747 0.03660 233 182 38 13
539 Very slowly dear, dig out the cornbread 1.2747 0.03398 233 177 48 8
540 Honey bear? That's just the sort of sexist, demeaning, and OH! 1.2747 0.03505 233 179 44 10
541 He doesn't look organic. 1.2747 0.03398 233 177 48 8
542 Why couldn't it have been Mrs. Butterworth? 1.2747 0.03660 233 182 38 13
543 We should be fine. He runs much faster when it's hot. 1.2736 0.03786 212 165 36 11
544 Be careful, he might not be as sweet as he looks. 1.2727 0.04122 187 147 29 11
545 It's cold, we can outrun her, she will be slow as molasses. 1.2719 0.03707 228 179 36 13
546 Uh-oh. This could be sticky. 1.2719 0.03655 228 178 38 12
547 Looks like we're in a sticky situation 1.2719 0.03655 228 178 38 12
548 Don’t panic or we’re toast. 1.2719 0.03437 228 173 46 8
549 It’s no use, dear. It’s sticking with us. 1.2719 0.03437 228 174 46 8
550 Hansel and Gretel's nightmare continued... 1.2719 0.03548 228 176 42 10
551 Stay calm. It's only a threat to infants under twelve months 1.2711 0.03631 225 175 39 11
552 Something tells me he’s not as sweet as he looks! 1.2711 0.03464 225 172 45 8
553 How dangerous could he be -- he looks quite sweet? 1.2711 0.03464 225 172 45 8
554 Too bad Agave's all the rage, otherwise a selfie would be in order. 1.2699 0.03450 226 173 45 8
555 Who do you think Smokey goes home to at night? 1.2699 0.03562 226 175 41 10
556 I heard they’re as slow as molasses. 1.2699 0.03450 226 173 45 8
557 I told you to put a lid on it" 1.2691 0.03591 223 173 40 10
558 Sure he's terrified. Look how they redesigned ketchup. 1.2691 0.03647 223 174 38 11
559 Lets just throw down our pancakes and walk away slowly. 1.2691 0.03810 223 177 32 14
560 Ursus Condimentus. From the looks of her, she is a 10 on the Butterworth scale and dangerously unpasteurized. 1.2691 0.03702 223 175 36 12
561 It's okay, it can't hurt us. You just might be sticky for a few days. 1.2691 0.03647 223 174 38 11
562 They say this is a product of climate change that we could not have predicted. 1.2691 0.03647 223 174 38 11
563 This could get sticky. 1.2685 0.03547 216 166 42 8
564 Honey, we definitely ate the wrong mushrooms back there. 1.2679 0.03577 224 174 40 10
565 No, this is the Apiarian Trail. 1.2676 0.03757 213 167 35 11
566 He’s clearly local, but do you think he’s organic? 1.2673 0.03593 217 168 40 9
567 Uh-oh, we're toast now. 1.2670 0.03828 221 176 31 14
568 Catch more flies with honey, you said ... 1.2670 0.03607 221 172 39 10
569 I’m purpose-driven wildlife. I’m refillable, too!” 1.2670 0.03549 221 171 41 9
570 Don't worry, honey - they're viscous not vicious." 1.2670 0.03607 221 172 39 10
571 i've got a feeling this could get sticky....... 1.2670 0.03549 221 171 41 9
572 For some reason, I don't think he's native to these woods. 1.2670 0.03549 221 171 41 9
573 He claims he's the real Winnie the Pooh 1.2670 0.03549 221 171 41 9
574 My doctor always said sugar would be the death of me. 1.2670 0.03371 221 168 47 6
575 Would one of you please give me a hug?? 1.2667 0.03987 195 154 30 11
576 Only you can prevent sore throats! 1.2667 0.03850 210 166 32 12
577 Fred, I don't care about your oatmeal: put the little bottle back where you found it. 1.2663 0.03931 199 157 31 11
578 What are we to do with this sticky situation? You told me that honey never goes bad! 1.2661 0.03396 218 166 46 6
579 Winnie the Pooh has better PR, but I’m a lot sweeter. 1.2661 0.03578 218 169 40 9
580 Fight, flight, or squeeze? 1.2640 0.03749 197 153 36 8
581 Predator? But he looks so sweet. 1.2639 0.03533 216 167 41 8
582 If we’re gonna keep camping we need to come up with some new pet names, Dear. 1.2639 0.03409 216 165 45 6
583 I hope it's Winnie, 'cause I just poohed. 1.2639 0.03769 216 171 33 12
584 This might be just the opportunity to try out our cinnamon bagel bear pepper spray. 1.2639 0.03593 216 168 39 9
585 Forget everything I said about gun control. 1.2639 0.03711 216 169 35 11
586 Howard, how old WAS that ‘funny little cigarette’ you found in the jar? 1.2639 0.03711 216 170 35 11
587 Per ounce that container is the lowest cost option, but how do we get it home? 1.2639 0.03214 216 162 51 3
588 These targeted promotions are getting harder to avoid! 1.2629 0.03561 213 165 40 8
589 OK. I'll turn him over and you smack his bottom. 1.2629 0.03802 213 169 32 12
590 You run for help. I’ll distract him with a cup of chamomile tea. 1.2629 0.03499 213 164 42 7
591 That's weird--the ranger said there were no product placements in these woods. 1.2629 0.03743 213 168 34 11
592 I just changed my mind about genetically modified foods. 1.2615 0.03836 195 153 33 9
593 Any doubts about the impact plastics are having on the environment now? 1.2611 0.03862 203 161 31 11
594 Well, you said you wanted to see your sweet honey bare! 1.2607 0.03937 211 170 27 14
595 You are what you eat. 1.2607 0.03512 211 163 41 7
596 I said, "Look, honey - it's a bear!" Not, "Look, it's a honey bear! 1.2607 0.03639 211 165 37 9
597 Did you bring the peanut butter? 1.2607 0.03512 211 163 41 7
598 That's it, no more picking our own shrooms! 1.2607 0.03576 211 164 39 8
599 Ah, look honey.. 1.2607 0.03447 211 162 43 6
600 He can smell your diabetes. 1.2607 0.03820 211 168 31 12
601 SURPRISE ! If you guys could pick up a Challah on your way back, I make a French Toast to die for. 1.2607 0.03447 211 162 43 6
602 We'd better be careful, a sweet look can be deceiving. 1.2607 0.03381 211 161 45 5
603 I told you Disney can’t do an authentic backpacking experience. 1.2607 0.03879 211 169 29 13
604 Did he just call us 'crackers'? 1.2607 0.03639 211 165 37 9
605 But on the inside, I feel like Mrs. Butterworth" 1.2607 0.03879 211 169 29 13
606 Sugar really is hidden everywhere these days. 1.2607 0.03700 211 166 35 10
607 He knows his children are stashed in our cupboard! 1.2607 0.03576 211 164 39 8
608 I'm here to bring you to your airbeenbee. 1.2607 0.03879 211 169 29 13
609 I just need your waffles, and I’ll be on my way. 1.2607 0.03761 211 167 33 11
610 Honey... I think we just got ourselves into a sticky situation. 1.2597 0.04026 181 143 29 9
611 I swear, I had no idea they were recyclable! 1.2584 0.03591 209 163 38 8
612 I know I should be frightened but all I can think about is peanut butter. 1.2584 0.03526 209 162 40 7
613 I had a dream just like this on keto. 1.2584 0.03591 209 163 38 8
614 Only you can prevent colony collapse disorder. 1.2584 0.03717 209 165 34 10
615 I'm not sure whether we should run or take out our spoons. 1.2584 0.03591 209 163 38 8
616 How sure are you about the mushrooms earlier? 1.2584 0.03838 209 165 30 12
617 They said not to feed the bears but nothing about the bears feeding us. 1.2584 0.03460 209 161 42 6
618 Smokey is on vacation and I'm the only one the park rangers could find on such short notice.. 1.2584 0.03654 209 164 36 9
619 Only you can prevent a bland cup of tea 1.2584 0.03591 209 163 38 8
620 Don't panic, we'll be fine if we just stick together. 1.2584 0.03591 209 163 38 8
621 I don't like the way he's looking at you, honey. 1.2584 0.03717 209 165 34 10
622 Could be a targeted ad... 1.2584 0.03526 209 162 40 7
623 You turned my father into a bong. Prepare to die. 1.2584 0.03717 209 165 34 10
624 You remember when I told you your sweet tooth would catch up with you? 1.2584 0.03717 209 165 34 10
625 If it charges, play bread! 1.2584 0.03838 209 167 30 12
626 Yikes! This must be about the whole bee thing! 1.2573 0.03488 206 159 41 6
627 This is a sticky situation. 1.2573 0.03686 206 162 35 9
628 Funny, he doesn't look that angry in the grocery store. 1.2573 0.03686 206 162 35 9
629 I think you are supposed to make yourself look big, and not mention maple syrup. 1.2573 0.03812 206 164 31 11
630 I told you we shouldn't eat that magic mushroom.... 1.2573 0.03994 206 167 25 14
631 We don't have any toilet paper. Why do you ask? 1.2573 0.03686 206 162 35 9
632 Just call me Honey Boo Boo! 1.2573 0.03934 206 166 27 13
633 Hand over the artisanal Greek yogurt and nobody gets hurt. 1.2573 0.03555 206 160 39 7
634 I can't believe you managed to get us into ANOTHER sicky situation! 1.2573 0.03812 206 164 31 11
635 Did Ranger Jan say anything at all about product placement? 1.2573 0.03621 206 161 37 8
636 So sad. Looks like Smoky the Bear is suffering from early stage dementia. 1.2573 0.03488 206 159 41 6
637 Well, at least it will be a sweet way to go 1.2573 0.03555 206 160 39 7
638 Pardon me, would you happen to have any Grey Poupon? 1.2565 0.04013 191 153 27 11
639 Hi, Honey! 1.2564 0.04021 195 157 26 12
640 That costume isn't fooling anyone, buster. 1.2563 0.04628 160 131 17 12
641 I forget – do we make load noises or a pot of herbal throat tea? 1.2549 0.03954 204 165 26 13
642 I don't know if we should run or make tea. 1.2549 0.03636 204 160 36 8
643 Are you sure those were just your garden variety mushrooms? 1.2549 0.03569 204 159 38 7
644 This could be a sticky situation 1.2549 0.03431 204 159 39 6
645 Scared? No. It makes me hungry for pancakes. 1.2549 0.03501 204 158 40 6
646 He looks sweet, but so did the Honey Badger. 1.2549 0.03702 204 161 34 9
647 Where was he at breakfast? 1.2549 0.03501 204 158 40 6
648 I’d heard the park service was rebranding. 1.2549 0.03569 204 159 38 7
649 I think we're supposed to lay down and play toast. 1.2549 0.03702 204 161 34 9
650 Uh-oh, this could be a sticky situation. 1.2549 0.03431 204 157 42 5
651 Yes, when honeybees went extinct, we developed the honeybear. 1.2538 0.03716 197 155 34 8
652 Uhhh...you wanna help us catch some flies(?) 1.2538 0.03853 197 157 30 10
653 It says he's sweet, but I'm not buying it. 1.2538 0.03853 197 157 30 10
654 And you call ME overbearing? 1.2537 0.03529 201 156 39 6
655 I think he wants a selfie. 1.2537 0.03865 201 161 29 11
656 Can you get me a hot washcloth? 1.2537 0.03992 201 163 25 13
657 What did you do with Smokey? 1.2537 0.03599 201 157 37 7
658 Pretend we're beekeepers 1.2537 0.03800 201 160 31 10
659 Leave him. I can be your sugar daddy 1.2537 0.03800 201 160 31 10
660 That bear just tried to whisper sweet-nothings in my ear! 1.2537 0.03599 201 157 37 7
661 I thought they said honey never goes bad. 1.2537 0.03599 201 157 37 7
662 What was in that trail mix? 1.2537 0.03800 201 160 31 10
663 We could squeeze him, but I don't think he'll run. 1.2537 0.03734 201 159 33 9
664 Whoooooaaaah. Dude! The weed is way stronger than it was back in The Day. 1.2537 0.03667 201 158 35 8
665 Throw him the granola and run! 1.2537 0.03800 201 160 31 10
666 It's O.K.--he looks sweet. 1.2537 0.03529 201 156 38 6
667 How about we see if YOU soften up in the microwave? 1.2513 0.04262 187 154 19 14
668 Do you have a moment to talk about our Lord and Savior? 1.2513 0.04125 187 152 23 12
669 Run! I'm on a low carb diet! 1.2513 0.04064 191 155 24 12
670 Quick, do what the guide book says and lie flat as a pancake! 1.2513 0.03855 191 152 30 9
671 Don’t worry. It never goes bad. 1.2513 0.03710 191 150 34 7
672 Quite the sticky situation we're in. 1.2513 0.03513 195 151 39 5
673 Don't worry; if he's over half-full, we can still outrun him. 1.2513 0.03542 199 155 38 6
674 Trick or treat! 1.2513 0.03470 199 154 40 5
675 Stop arguing and give her your cap. 1.2513 0.03470 199 154 40 5
676 She's harmless. Honey never goes bad. 1.2513 0.03751 199 158 32 9
677 Ignore him. It's a scam. Last week he was pushing porridge. 1.2513 0.03949 199 161 26 12
678 Bigfoot. Who knew?! 1.2513 0.03683 199 157 34 8
679 Don’t worry, they never go bad. 1.2513 0.03683 199 157 34 8
680 DO you see him too, or is it my CBD? 1.2513 0.03613 199 156 36 7
681 Is this the trail to the tea party? 1.2513 0.03683 199 157 34 8
682 So that's where they got the idea 1.2513 0.03613 199 156 36 7
683 Relax - he's gluten free. 1.2513 0.03613 199 156 36 7
684 What’s in a bear? That which we call honey by any other name would taste as sweet. 1.2513 0.03396 199 153 42 4
685 The guidebook said to stand our ground and show a biscuit. 1.2513 0.03542 199 155 38 6
686 Quick, the chamomile! 1.2513 0.03542 199 155 38 6
687 Careful.This may be a honey trap. 1.2500 0.03853 196 157 29 10
688 One false move and we’re toast. 1.2500 0.03785 196 156 31 9
689 So I guess this is the drizzly bear they'd warned us about? 1.2500 0.03422 196 151 41 4
690 The tea is in your backpack, turn slowly and I'll get it out. 1.2500 0.03736 176 140 28 7
691 Let's get out of here. We don't need a repeat of what happened with Mrs. Butterworth last year. 1.2500 0.03785 196 156 31 9
692 How did you know my name? 1.2500 0.03464 192 148 40 4
693 I'm just gonna say it. This is a sticky situation. 1.2500 0.03715 196 155 33 8
694 I think "How Sweet It Is to Be Loved by You" was a poor choice for a trail song. 1.2500 0.03644 196 154 35 7
695 We should have listened to Mrs. Butterworth when she told us to turn around. 1.2500 0.03497 196 152 39 5
696 Oh no! A honey bear! 1.2500 0.03715 196 155 33 8
697 I don't think that bear hug will be as sweet as it looks. 1.2500 0.03497 196 152 39 5
698 Are you seeing this too or is it the psilocybin? 1.2500 0.03853 196 157 29 10
699 Okay quickly now... Stop, drop, and get the rolls 1.2500 0.03853 196 157 29 10
700 Quick! Suck in your muffin top! 1.2500 0.03715 196 155 33 8
701 Don't worry, it's just a stereotype. I'm probably more scared of you eating me 1.2500 0.03715 196 155 33 8
702 Yeah, I think we're toast. But does HE? 1.2500 0.03384 192 147 42 3
703 You never wondered where all those cute honey bears came from? 1.2500 0.03715 196 155 33 8
704 Careful, he's still bitter over losing the forest fire gig. 1.2500 0.03715 196 155 33 8
705 I’m Home! 1.2500 0.03921 196 158 27 11
706 Give her your cap. You can order a new one from that ad in The New Yorker. 1.2487 0.03526 193 150 38 5
707 Not so sweet now am I? 1.2487 0.03820 193 154 30 9
708 ANYTHING TASTES BETTER WITH HONEY 1.2474 0.03659 194 155 30 8
709 If he's got that much honey, shouldn't we be concerned about the bees? 1.2474 0.03802 194 155 30 9
710 Only you can prevent Bee Extinction" 1.2474 0.03731 194 154 32 8
711 Got a spoon? 1.2474 0.03433 194 150 40 4
712 Quick! Play dead or we're toast! 1.2474 0.03433 194 150 40 4
713 Pull the cub out of my pack. Show her it’s a different brand! 1.2474 0.03731 194 153 32 8
714 Ditch the pancake mix and run! 1.2474 0.03940 194 157 26 11
715 I can't remember if we're supposed to run away or pretend to be a large, menacing teapot. 1.2474 0.03659 194 153 34 7
716 With his perfect disguise, the bear lured yet another two hikers into his hideous trap. 1.2474 0.04007 194 158 24 12
717 I didn't know bears dressed up for Halloween! 1.2474 0.03940 194 157 26 11
718 It's hunting season, so yeah I'm a honey dispenser. 1.2474 0.03659 194 153 34 7
719 Careful -- This might get sticky. 1.2474 0.03659 194 153 34 7
720 Now don’t panic! He’s huge, but he does look rather sweet! 1.2474 0.03354 194 149 42 3
721 Which one of us do you think he's sweet on? 1.2474 0.03585 194 152 36 6
722 Pardon me folks, I'm in search of a friend. Have you passed by a...Mrs. Butterworth's? 1.2474 0.03585 194 152 36 6
723 Well, that's one way to attract a mate. 1.2474 0.03659 194 153 34 7
724 Hi, welcome to my woods. And do you have any pancake mix? 1.2474 0.03314 194 151 39 4
725 I told you a hike on Halloween is a mistake! 1.2474 0.03927 190 153 27 10
726 OK think, what would Mrs. Butterworth do? 1.2474 0.03632 190 149 35 6
727 I just escaped from Costco. 1.2461 0.03691 191 150 33 7
728 Do you think it’s organic? 1.2461 0.03978 191 155 25 11
729 Sorry, we're keto." 1.2461 0.03691 191 151 33 7
730 Just interested in your buns! 1.2461 0.03691 191 151 33 7
731 I never thought he was real. 1.2461 0.03615 191 150 35 6
732 Are you folks here for the Teddy Bears' Picnic? 1.2461 0.03615 191 150 35 6
733 Get the cinnamon sugar spray. 1.2461 0.03691 191 151 33 7
734 This proves it.....you ARE what you EAT! 1.2461 0.03978 191 155 25 11
735 For this kind we're supposed to lay down and play bread. 1.2461 0.03908 191 154 27 10
736 Looks like we’ve gotten ourselves into a sticky situation. 1.2461 0.03908 191 154 27 10
737 Yes, of course I do. I mean, the Pope is Catholic, right? 1.2461 0.03908 191 154 27 10
738 Excuse me......but have any of you seen my lid? 1.2461 0.03615 191 150 35 6
739 Genetic engineering has gone too far. 1.2461 0.03691 191 151 33 7
740 Don't worry, he tastes better than we do. 1.2461 0.03615 191 150 35 6
741 Graham, you’d better run. 1.2461 0.03765 191 152 31 8
742 I think this low-carb diet is starting to affect me. 1.2461 0.03765 191 152 31 8
743 Smarter than the average bear? Or just sweeter? 1.2461 0.03837 191 153 29 9
744 It was at this moment that they realized that they probably shouldn’t have eaten those wild mushrooms 1.2461 0.03691 191 151 33 7
745 It's Honey Bear, not Honey THE Bear 1.2461 0.03765 191 152 31 8
746 It's a honey trap! 1.2461 0.03908 191 154 27 10
747 Excuse me, have you seen my Aunt Jemima? 1.2461 0.03615 191 150 35 6
748 I think its kind of sweet the way he keeps sticking around. 1.2461 0.03379 191 147 41 3
749 If we can't outrun him, we're toast. 1.2461 0.03460 191 148 39 4
750 Whose woods are these I think I know/ He takes his tea unsweetened though. 1.2461 0.03765 191 152 31 8
751 At least it's not Tony the Tiger. 1.2461 0.03837 191 153 29 9
752 Do you think it just wants a squeeze? 1.2447 0.03873 188 151 28 9
753 Smokey quit without notice! 1.2446 0.03775 184 146 31 7
754 My shrink says I'm bi-polar. 1.2444 0.03909 180 144 28 8
755 You can't have your honey and eat mine too! 1.2434 0.03471 189 149 34 5
756 That's one scary piece of single-use plastic 1.2434 0.03629 189 149 34 6
757 I told you we shouldn’t have eaten those mushrooms. 1.2434 0.03629 189 149 34 6
758 I told you I wasn't farting. 1.2434 0.03781 189 151 30 8
759 Uh, might be wrong, but I don't think that's indigenous. 1.2434 0.03781 189 151 30 8
760 Are the biscuits in my pack or yours? 1.2434 0.03305 189 145 42 2
761 I don’t think the pepper spray is going to work, 1.2434 0.03781 189 151 30 8
762 I hear they can't run very fast in the cold. 1.2434 0.03706 189 150 32 7
763 Honey, bear with me. 1.2434 0.03706 189 150 32 7
764 Wait...what do you mean you’re not local? 1.2434 0.03855 189 152 28 9
765 Quick: throw the waffles and run! 1.2434 0.03706 189 150 32 7
766 Ew. Someone forgot to clean off the cap! 1.2434 0.03706 189 150 32 7
767 This is sure going to create a whole lot of buzz. 1.2434 0.03706 189 150 32 7
768 Honey, I can’t bear seeing him like that. 1.2432 0.03678 185 146 33 6
769 I have not seen anything like that since we were at Costco. 1.2419 0.03892 186 149 26 9
770 I heard that Smokey was making a midlife career change but I didn't believe it. 1.2419 0.03661 186 147 33 6
771 Stay calm, this could be a sticky situation. 1.2419 0.03661 186 147 33 6
772 I thought we left it at Costco! 1.2419 0.03498 186 145 37 4
773 I’ve got bad news for you guys, and I ain’t gonna sugarcoat it... 1.2419 0.03816 186 149 29 8
774 It's the waffle plaid, it attracts drizzly bears... 1.2419 0.03739 186 148 31 7
775 Honey, did you forget to replace the cap again? 1.2419 0.03580 186 146 35 5
776 Ugh, it’s pasteurized. 1.2419 0.03661 186 147 33 6
777 Did you see a scone go by? 1.2419 0.03240 186 143 40 2
778 It might just want a friendly squeeze. 1.2419 0.03498 186 145 37 4
779 Only you can stop colony collapse 1.2419 0.03739 186 148 31 7
780 I’m looking for Mrs. Butterworth. 1.2419 0.03739 186 148 31 7
781 Have either of you seen the Pillsbury Doughboy run by? 1.2419 0.03661 186 147 33 6
782 Can you imagine the size of the hive? 1.2419 0.03661 186 147 33 6
783 I told Pooh, 'You are what you eat,' but he just wouldn't listen. 1.2419 0.03892 186 150 27 9
784 I'd feel less concerned if we were hiking in an amusement park. 1.2419 0.03816 186 149 29 8
785 Don't worry Phil, it's the only natural substance that never turns bad. 1.2419 0.03739 186 148 31 7
786 Don’t move, Harold, or we’re toast. 1.2419 0.03739 186 148 31 7
787 Looks like Smokey's been doing more than smokin. 1.2404 0.03929 183 148 26 9
788 Look what followed your trail of dry breadcrumbs. 1.2404 0.03693 183 145 32 6
789 Careful. It’s a bear trap. 1.2404 0.03773 183 146 30 7
790 This is what happens when you don't recycle 1.2404 0.03611 183 147 30 6
791 I told you not to bring the one from Costco. 1.2404 0.04005 183 149 24 10
792 No need to panic dear, it's just the latest eco-friendly marketing messaging stunt 1.2404 0.03929 183 147 26 9
793 I guess all the Smoky spots were taken. 1.2404 0.03261 183 140 42 1
794 What!? Not free range or organic enough for you millennial hipsters? 1.2404 0.03852 183 147 28 8
795 Quick, hide the cornbread" 1.2404 0.03611 183 144 34 5
796 Boy are we in a sticky situation... 1.2404 0.03773 183 146 30 7
797 I'm not so sure he's as sweet as he looks. 1.2404 0.03693 183 145 32 6
798 Sorry to interrupt, but do you have any hot water I could run myself under? 1.2404 0.04079 183 150 22 11
799 Don’t be fooled. He thinks you’re a biscuit” 1.2404 0.03852 183 147 28 8
800 You were right, we must have crossed the state line. If we were still in Oregon, he'd be organic. 1.2404 0.03929 183 148 26 9
801 Can you see a recycle number? 1.2402 0.03744 179 142 31 6
802 They warned you to take out all the food you brought in!! 1.2391 0.03675 184 146 32 6
803 Quick- act diabetic. 1.2391 0.03510 184 144 36 4
804 Don't panic, just slowly slide him some pancakes" 1.2391 0.03424 184 143 38 3
805 Raise your arms and look big or he'll attack your blood sugar level. 1.2391 0.04059 184 151 22 11
806 They're probably filming toy story 6 near here 1.2391 0.03910 184 149 26 9
807 Honey, I--no, not you. 1.2391 0.03675 184 146 32 6
808 Well he looks friendly, and perhaps even sweet. 1.2391 0.03675 184 146 32 6
809 We need to roll over and play bread." 1.2391 0.03910 184 148 26 9
810 Quick show him your bee keeper license 1.2389 0.04045 180 147 23 10
811 I know it's humiliating but the product placement fees pay for my cave mortgage. 1.2389 0.03642 180 142 33 5
812 Don't you think in regards to last week's contest, factoring in ORIGINALITY, all entries using the words, diversity, human resources and or 'a meal of some kind' should have automatically been tossed?" 1.2389 0.04341 180 151 15 14
813 Smokey the Bear must be in California. 1.2389 0.04045 180 147 23 10
814 Leave the chamomile and back away slowly... 1.2389 0.03467 180 140 37 3
815 In Bear World, Halloween is the one day a year when a bear can dress up like a total cliche and no plaid-wearing hikers can say anything else about it. 1.2389 0.03968 180 146 25 9
816 My aunt squeezed one and wound up with 85 stitches. 1.2389 0.03808 180 144 29 7
817 Remember, only you can prevent low blood sugar. 1.2389 0.03968 180 146 25 9
818 Don't you think this pop-up ad thing has gone a little too far? 1.2389 0.03889 180 145 27 8
819 Don't worry--I'm BPA-Free. 1.2389 0.03726 180 143 31 6
820 OK, no sudden movements. Back away slowly, and leave the Earl Grey. 1.2389 0.03555 180 141 35 4
821 Stop staring, I just got the need to get outside, breathe some fresh air and focus on who I am and who I want to be. 1.2376 0.03870 181 146 27 8
822 Once again Ann and Dave were terrorized by excessive sweeteners. 1.2376 0.03870 181 146 27 8
823 He's Winnie's main squeeze. 1.2376 0.03624 181 143 33 5
824 I bet he never gets a sore throat. 1.2376 0.03708 181 144 31 6
825 We’d better get out of here—he’s still a little raw. 1.2376 0.03708 181 144 31 6
826 Can your GPS direct me to the Winnie the Pooh residence? 1.2376 0.03538 181 142 35 4
827 Quick! Give him all those jelly and sugar packets you took from the cafe. 1.2376 0.03708 181 144 31 6
828 I suppose this is where things get sticky. 1.2373 0.03760 177 141 30 6
829 Smoky's hibernating. I'm still up. 1.2373 0.03927 177 143 26 8
830 I warned you not to call me Honey! 1.2367 0.03870 169 134 28 6
831 No worries. This kind of bear is slower than molasses. 1.2360 0.03741 178 142 30 6
832 How did it get out of the pantry? 1.2360 0.03825 178 143 28 7
833 It’s a honey bear trap 1.2360 0.03825 178 143 28 7
834 Hit the dirt, cover your neck, and do NOT make waffle noises. 1.2360 0.03741 178 142 30 6
835 The Abominable Honey Bear 1.2360 0.03825 178 143 28 7
836 Oh no. I thought if we got off the grid, we'd be rid of the ads for a while. 1.2360 0.03907 178 144 26 8
837 I wouldn't worry about him, he looks sweeet. 1.2360 0.03741 178 142 30 6
838 Even our national parks have become too commercial. 1.2346 0.03967 179 146 24 9
839 Slowly take the pancakes out of your backpack, put them on the ground, and then we quietly back away. 1.2346 0.03637 179 142 32 5
840 Unfortunately, Smokey had a previous commitment and couldn’t be here today. 1.2343 0.03861 175 141 27 7
841 We should have listened to Mrs. Butterworth. 1.2343 0.03945 175 142 25 8
842 You wouldn't have any English Breakfast, by chance, would you? 1.2343 0.03409 175 136 37 2
843 No thanks, we prefer sugar substitutes." 1.2343 0.03775 175 140 29 6
844 They call them 'The St. Bernards of The Forest'." 1.2343 0.03861 175 141 27 7
845 It's okay, they run slowly. 1.2343 0.04028 175 143 23 9
846 I guess that "BEAR LEFT" sign back there was inaccurate. The bear is still here! 1.2343 0.04108 175 144 21 10
847 Just order a jar and run when he goes to get it. 1.2343 0.03775 175 140 29 6
848 Up close he looks even more viscous than I thought 1.2343 0.03687 175 139 31 5
849 What did you think I do in the woods? 1.2343 0.03775 175 140 29 6
850 US Forest Service now part of the Gig Economy. 1.2343 0.04108 175 144 21 10
851 See, I told you those weren't the poisonous mushrooms. 1.2343 0.03597 175 138 33 4
852 What else did you buy at Costco? 1.2343 0.03687 175 139 31 5
853 What did the ranger say about Drizzly Bears? 1.2343 0.03945 175 142 25 8
854 Perhaps I was a bit too quick to dismiss your childhood fantasies, Gretel. 1.2343 0.03775 175 140 29 6
855 I didn't think they could ever go bad. 1.2343 0.04108 175 144 21 10
856 Crap, we're toast! 1.2343 0.03775 175 140 29 6
857 Well, I certainly don't blame him for changing his occupation, but is his name still Smokey? 1.2343 0.03687 175 139 31 5
858 Move very slowly. They’re generally sweet-natured, but provoking it could put us in a sticky situation. 1.2343 0.03687 175 139 31 5
859 Quite the sticky situation we’ve gotten ourselves into! 1.2343 0.03504 175 137 35 3
860 Smokey took an early retirement. 1.2343 0.03775 175 140 29 6
861 I guess this is where Costco gets their honey. 1.2343 0.03945 175 142 25 8
862 We’re really roughing it—he’s not even artisanal. 1.2343 0.03861 175 141 27 7
863 Give him the chamomile and see if he'll leave us alone. 1.2343 0.03775 175 140 29 6
864 Doesn’t anybody recycle? 1.2343 0.03597 175 138 33 4
865 So we really are what we eat, huh? 1.2343 0.03861 175 141 27 7
866 I think we’re supposed to play diabetic. 1.2343 0.03945 175 142 25 8
867 Is nothing authentic any more? 1.2339 0.04006 171 138 24 8
868 Forget the Winnie the Pooh crap, this is serious. 1.2339 0.04006 171 139 24 8
869 Did someone cough? 1.2330 0.03579 176 139 33 4
870 He’s been on our trail since I opened the thermos of tea. 1.2330 0.03579 176 139 33 4
871 Are you guys hiding from the bees too? 1.2330 0.03841 176 142 27 7
872 Naw, I'm not scared; it's chocolate moose season. 1.2330 0.03841 176 144 24 8
873 I think he wants to squeeze us to see what comes out. 1.2321 0.04219 168 139 19 10
874 Did you bring the Stevia spray? 1.2312 0.03790 173 139 28 6
875 I think I know what happened to Mrs. Butterworth. 1.2312 0.04130 173 143 20 10
876 We can stop him with bread. How much we got? 1.2312 0.03878 173 140 26 7
877 OMG! Don't squeeze him. 1.2312 0.03701 173 138 30 5
878 Forget the bear spray, hand me a bagel. 1.2312 0.03790 173 139 28 6
879 Excuse me . Would that be pancake I smell?? 1.2312 0.03964 173 140 24 8
880 Don't let him fool you. He's not as sweet as he looks. 1.2312 0.03514 173 136 34 3
881 Quick! The graham crackers! 1.2312 0.03609 173 139 29 5
882 I don’t care how sweet he is, I’m not squeezing him. 1.2312 0.03790 173 139 28 6
883 Sorry Honey, I was calling him “honey”. 1.2312 0.03964 173 141 24 8
884 And I thought artificial sweeteners were the real killers! 1.2312 0.03878 173 140 26 7
885 Honey, I think I'd better start calling you sweetie from now on. 1.2312 0.03318 173 137 31 3
886 I anticipated this sticky situation. Quick: your granola 1.2312 0.03417 173 135 36 2
887 No sudden moves, dear. This could be a bit sticky. 1.2312 0.03609 173 137 32 4
888 That giant beehive we ran into back on the trail makes a whole lot more sense now. 1.2312 0.03790 173 139 28 6
889 This has slowly become an unbearably sticky situation 1.2312 0.03790 173 139 28 6
890 I may not be a real bear, but I play one on breakfast tables. 1.2312 0.03609 173 137 32 4
891 It's not local! 1.2312 0.03701 173 138 30 5
892 Do you still think this is a safe alternative to refined sugar? 1.2312 0.03701 173 138 30 5
893 *honey I ate the kids 1.2312 0.03878 173 140 26 7
894 The bees were much nicer about it. 1.2312 0.03609 173 137 32 4
895 Is that your stomach growling or his? 1.2312 0.03701 173 138 30 5
896 I can't And the Pope isn't Catholic! 1.2312 0.03964 173 141 24 8
897 I think he expects us to cook up some pancakes! 1.2312 0.03790 173 139 28 6
898 Eeek!...These Central Park survival courses just keep getting scarier and tougher 1.2312 0.03790 173 139 28 6
899 It's okay, I think he just wants our tea. 1.2312 0.03878 173 140 26 7
900 I told you we should be concerned about plastics in the environment. 1.2312 0.03701 173 138 30 5
901 Things could get a bit sticky here! 1.2312 0.03790 173 139 28 6
902 Very slowly...hand him my tea thermos. 1.2312 0.03878 173 140 26 7
903 Um...Perhaps we shouldn't have eaten those wild chanterelles 1.2312 0.03701 173 138 30 5
904 Paul whispered "You know, a bear that size has enough honey to make a human taste good...... " 1.2312 0.03790 173 139 28 6
905 I read the survival book on this; lie on the ground and act like you're bread... 1.2312 0.03878 173 140 26 7
906 He looks like something you would see at Costco. 1.2312 0.03878 173 140 26 7
907 Sorry! ... I ..was. speaking to my husband. 1.2312 0.03790 173 139 28 6
908 I don't care if it's natural. It's still sugar. 1.2312 0.03609 173 137 32 4
909 I'm here to settle the argument. I'm your honey bear. 1.2312 0.03514 173 136 34 3
910 Freeze...one false move and we're his breakfast biscuit. 1.2312 0.03964 173 141 24 8
911 Now this is local honey. 1.2312 0.03964 173 141 24 8
912 You want authentic, you'll have to go off the trail. 1.2312 0.03417 173 135 36 2
913 What doesn’t kill us, makes us stickier. 1.2312 0.04048 173 142 22 9
914 If you see a bear in a red shirt and no pants, tell him you haven't seen me! 1.2312 0.03790 173 139 28 6
915 You should see Mrs. Butterworth 1.2312 0.03701 173 138 30 5
916 I think it’s better if we just tell everyone that we found the Sasquatch. 1.2312 0.03878 173 140 26 7
917 We shouldn't have eaten those mushrooms by the side of the trail. 1.2312 0.03790 173 139 28 6
918 Remember those tasty mushrooms we found? 1.2312 0.03701 173 138 30 5
919 I believe we're toast. 1.2312 0.03964 173 141 24 8
920 I think I ate the wrong mushrooms. 1.2312 0.03609 173 137 32 4
921 I felt better when we ran into the White Rock girl. 1.2312 0.04048 173 142 22 9
922 It senses we’re glucose intolerant. Run! 1.2312 0.03790 173 139 28 6
923 I wouldn't call her honey round here. Its kinda risky. 1.2308 0.04025 169 138 23 8
924 Ok, maybe he can’t bite, but you know how much I hate sticky fingers. 1.2308 0.03753 169 135 29 5
925 Play dead or make tea? 1.2294 0.03916 170 138 25 7
926 Dammit! I didn’t pack the peanut butter. 1.2294 0.03916 170 138 25 7
927 No worries, I'm as sweet as the day is long. 1.2294 0.03826 170 137 27 6
928 Don't trust him. He is not as sweet as he looks. 1.2294 0.03639 170 135 31 4
929 Great costume, Bigfoot! 1.2294 0.03826 170 137 27 6
930 Whatever you do, don't give him a squeeze. 1.2294 0.04004 170 139 23 8
931 Do you have anything that's good for a bee sting? 1.2294 0.04004 170 139 23 8
932 Guess he prefers raw and local too” 1.2294 0.03639 170 135 31 4
933 Be careful, Dave, it could be a honey trap. 1.2294 0.04174 170 141 19 10
934 Keep going. The lady with the maple syrup isn't too far. 1.2294 0.03639 170 135 31 4
935 Do you know where I can get a refill? Hive collapse disorder is killing me. 1.2294 0.03826 170 137 27 6
936 Don't run. Wave your arms and throw the toast. 1.2294 0.03639 170 135 31 4
937 Stay calm, it’s only a California Drizzly bear, he probably just wants our tea. 1.2294 0.03443 170 133 35 2
938 Honey the Bear says, "Only you can prevent colony collapse!" 1.2294 0.03826 170 137 27 6
939 He looks too sweet to be dangerous. 1.2294 0.03734 170 136 29 5
940 No, not poo! Honey!! 1.2294 0.03734 170 136 29 5
941 I think we're supposed to play bread. 1.2294 0.04004 170 139 23 8
942 Are you sure those mushrooms were safe to eat? 1.2294 0.03916 170 138 25 7
943 Oh my! Ranger Rick must be shopping at Costco again. 1.2294 0.03916 170 138 25 7
944 Stay calm or we're toast. 1.2294 0.03916 170 138 25 7
945 Did somebody say pancakes? 1.2294 0.03734 170 136 29 5
946 Rub my tummy and watch me squirt. 1.2294 0.03826 170 137 27 6
947 What type of mushrooms did you use in the sauce? 1.2294 0.03826 170 137 27 6
948 He might not have claws but he can still give us diabetes. 1.2294 0.03734 170 136 29 5
949 Only you can prevent cavities. 1.2294 0.04004 170 139 23 8
950 We're about to be smeared. 1.2294 0.03734 170 136 29 5
951 Careful! There's a honey-glazed look in his eyes! 1.2294 0.03734 170 136 29 5
952 I'm sure he's not as sweet as he looks. 1.2294 0.03734 170 136 29 5
953 Just leave the biscuits and back away slowly. 1.2294 0.03916 170 138 25 7
954 You’re looking for the real killer? Better keep an eye out for Mrs. Butterfield. 1.2294 0.03826 170 137 27 6
955 Careful, there may be some samplers nearby she is protecting. 1.2294 0.03916 170 138 25 7
956 We’re in a real sticky situation right about now. 1.2294 0.03826 170 137 27 6
957 I' ve been moved from the U.S. Forestry Department to the Department of Agriculture and honeybee management. 1.2294 0.04004 170 139 23 8
958 And what does the milk look like in this land? 1.2294 0.03916 170 138 25 7
959 Honey,I could really use a squeeze right now. 1.2294 0.03639 170 135 31 4
960 I think he heard me call you Honey 1.2294 0.04090 170 140 21 9
961 A clear example of too much of a good thing. 1.2294 0.03826 170 137 27 6
962 Should we play dead, or make oatmeal? 1.2294 0.03826 170 139 24 7
963 I have a feeling he is not as sweet as he looks. 1.2294 0.03443 170 133 35 2
964 Oh no... we're between her and her biscuits! 1.2289 0.04067 166 136 22 8
965 Oh we're fine, it never goes bad. 1.2275 0.03955 167 136 24 7
966 Don't panic. It never goes bad. 1.2275 0.03768 167 134 28 5
967 I model for Honey Blossom. What do you do? 1.2275 0.04219 167 139 18 10
968 That “vinegar costume” just wasn’t working. I’m catching a ton more flies with this one! 1.2275 0.03955 167 136 24 7
969 It’s OK. Don’t worry. He’s really very sweet! 1.2275 0.03955 167 136 24 7
970 It's Poo-h, not Poo. If I can't hear the H, no one will hear you scream. 1.2262 0.03933 168 137 24 7
971 So that's what Winnie the Pooh did when he grew up. 1.2262 0.04111 168 139 20 9
972 You distract him while I get the shot of insulin. 1.2262 0.03933 168 137 24 7
973 About time you showed up. We haven't caught a single fly all day. 1.2262 0.04023 168 138 22 8
974 You really need to stop calling me Honey Bear. 1.2262 0.03933 168 137 24 7
975 It looks like we are in a sticky situation. 1.2249 0.03821 169 137 26 6
976 Oh bother! 1.2242 0.04329 165 139 15 11
977 You think I'm funny looking? You should see my scat! 1.2242 0.03973 165 135 23 7
978 We'd better run. Looks like he's popped his top. 1.2242 0.03973 165 135 23 7
979 Are we supposed to play dead or climb a maple tree? 1.2242 0.03973 165 135 23 7
980 I don't think I can bring myself to use the spray. 1.2242 0.03782 165 133 27 5
981 No, I don't think it's a drizzly bear. 1.2242 0.03683 165 132 29 4
982 Let's agree right now never to go to Costco again - 1.2242 0.03683 165 132 29 4
983 And people wonder why there are more forest fires these days 1.2242 0.03683 165 132 29 4
984 Folks, keep to the right of the Molasses Swamp and the Candy Castle will be an intermediate level hike of 3 miles. 1.2242 0.03878 165 134 25 6
985 Mrs. Butterworth is actually the one you should fear. 1.2242 0.04064 165 136 21 8
986 Without realizing it, the hikers found themselves in a very sticky situation. 1.2242 0.03683 165 132 29 4
987 Most people are surprised that I’m not just a grocery shelf item! 1.2242 0.03878 165 134 25 6
988 The next person who tries to put the squeeze on me can take a hike! 1.2242 0.03973 165 135 23 7
989 What did you do to Yogi? 1.2242 0.03581 165 131 31 3
990 I think he is lost. This is Aumt Jemima's territory. 1.2242 0.03782 165 133 27 5
991 I told you we weren’t too far from an IHOP! 1.2242 0.04154 165 137 19 9
992 Lick me! Lick me! LICK ME! 1.2242 0.04154 165 137 19 9
993 you see! I told you Bridgitte, you are what you eat! 1.2242 0.03973 165 135 23 7
994 If it attacks, should we fight back, play dead or swipe that last little bit of honey off its spout? 1.2242 0.03878 165 134 25 6
995 He looks organic to me. 1.2242 0.03782 165 133 27 5
996 Quick, wave your big tea mug in the air! 1.2242 0.03878 165 134 25 6
997 Careful Tom, this could get sticky. 1.2242 0.03878 165 134 25 6
998 What have you done with Mrs. Butterworth? 1.2242 0.03683 165 132 29 4
999 You do know that calling him "Honey Bear" is cultural appropriation. 1.2242 0.03782 165 133 27 5
1000 Do you still have a sore throat? 1.2242 0.04064 165 136 21 8
1001 Shout,wave arms,spread on toast? What? 1.2242 0.04064 165 136 21 8
1002 This is awkward, but I guess I prefer the more butch Smokey. 1.2242 0.03973 165 135 23 7
1003 Lost? Does a bear squirt in the woods? 1.2242 0.03973 165 135 23 7
1004 I guess 'you are what you eat' is especially true for bears 1.2242 0.03683 165 132 29 4
1005 Apparently the salmon run is over. 1.2242 0.03782 165 133 27 5
1006 I forgot the tea bags. 1.2242 0.03973 165 134 23 7
1007 Don't panic, he probably runs quite slowly. 1.2242 0.03878 165 134 25 6
1008 Actually, I'm not your problem. I'm the condiment. 1.2242 0.03973 165 135 23 7
1009 Look out! His drip is worse than his grip! 1.2242 0.03782 165 133 27 5
1010 He sure looks smaller in the refrigerator! 1.2242 0.03782 165 133 27 5
1011 Well, this could be a sticky situation... 1.2242 0.03878 165 134 25 6
1012 Not another step. That’s the biggest honey trap I’ve ever seen. 1.2242 0.03878 165 134 25 6
1013 Of course she’s upset, you called her ‘Honey.’ 1.2242 0.03683 165 132 29 4
1014 What now, Christopher Robin? 1.2242 0.04154 165 137 19 9
1015 Relax. These never go bad. 1.2236 0.03736 161 129 28 4
1016 I told you not to bring the agave nectar. 1.2236 0.04035 161 132 22 7
1017 Don't run! The trail book says hold it upside down and squeeze it. 1.2236 0.03938 161 131 24 6
1018 You're supposed to be the man.... you squeeze him to see what happens. 1.2236 0.03736 161 129 28 4
1019 Careful...this could get sticky. 1.2229 0.03857 166 135 25 6
1020 He looks angry” “I don’t think he liked me calling you my honey bear 1.2229 0.04042 166 137 21 8
1021 Quick, hand me the pancakes!" 1.2222 0.03916 162 132 24 6
1022 Relax, I'm sure he's sweet. 1.2222 0.03503 162 128 32 2
1023 Do either of you have a cigarette? 1.2222 0.04290 162 136 16 10
1024 We might be toast. 1.2222 0.03916 162 132 24 6
1025 Alexa special order. Which of you is Winnie? 1.2222 0.04107 162 134 20 8
1026 Run! He’s about to blow our glycemic index! 1.2222 0.03715 162 130 28 4
1027 Have you seen my Aunt Jemima? 1.2222 0.04290 162 136 16 10
1028 Did you remember to take your insulin? 1.2222 0.03916 162 132 24 6
1029 Damn! They warned us to be sure to carry wet wipes. 1.2222 0.03916 162 132 24 6
1030 They do exist! 1.2222 0.03715 162 130 28 4
1031 Christopher Robin still loves you, Pooh! 1.2222 0.03916 162 132 24 6
1032 Oh, sorry! Is this a private conversation? 1.2222 0.03715 162 130 28 4
1033 I'm surprised he's been able to keep up. I thought he'd be as slow as molasses. 1.2222 0.03817 162 131 26 5
1034 Do we have to blame everything on global warming? 1.2222 0.03715 162 130 28 4
1035 It’s either a party costume or those wild mushrooms we ate for lunch. 1.2222 0.03817 162 131 26 5
1036 I think we squeezed him to tight. 1.2222 0.04107 162 134 20 8
1037 He looks dangerous but he is actually very sweet. 1.2222 0.03611 162 129 30 3
1038 Two unarmed hikers! Sweet! 1.2222 0.03391 162 127 34 1
1039 If he catches us we're toast. 1.2222 0.03817 162 131 26 5
1040 Be very careful! They may look cute enough to touch, but they’re full of processed sugars. 1.2222 0.03715 162 130 28 4
1041 We're in a bit of a sticky situation. 1.2222 0.03611 162 129 30 3
1042 Any way you slice it, we're toast! 1.2222 0.03817 162 131 26 5
1043 Don't panic, don't run. Calmly, slowly...brew a cup of hot tea. 1.2222 0.04013 162 133 22 7
1044 I'm pretty sure he's going to say Gingerbread Men are closely related. 1.2222 0.03715 162 133 24 5
1045 I think it's drawn to our red caps. 1.2222 0.04013 162 133 22 7
1046 I’ve finally convinced the other bears to give up refined processed sugar. 1.2222 0.03715 162 132 25 5
1047 Well, this is going to be a pretty sticky situation. 1.2222 0.03715 162 130 28 4
1048 Pretty sure the sign just said don't feed them. Go ahead and squeeze it. 1.2222 0.03916 162 132 24 6
1049 Have you seen a fairy around here? She screwed me over big time. 1.2222 0.04013 162 133 22 7
1050 "Ay Yo, Where my kids at?" 1.2222 0.03817 162 131 26 5
1051 What can I say? I like my people with honey. 1.2222 0.03817 162 131 26 5
1052 Let's just hope he's slow as molasses. 1.2222 0.04013 162 133 22 7
1053 I told you that today’s the day the teddy bears have their picnic 1.2222 0.04013 162 133 22 7
1054 Carrie and Gary have found themselves in an unexpectedly sticky situation. 1.2222 0.03916 162 132 24 6
1055 Well Jim, it came when you called 1.2222 0.03715 162 130 28 4
1056 A tight squeeze? More like a sticky situation. 1.2222 0.03715 162 130 28 4
1057 It's Smokey's day off. 1.2222 0.03611 162 128 30 3
1058 Maybe you can join us for breakfast? 1.2222 0.03715 162 130 28 4
1059 This one isn’t nearly as dangerous as its offspring, the gummy. 1.2222 0.04013 162 133 22 7
1060 I miss the days they'd just maul you. Now they want to give you diabetes, too! 1.2222 0.04107 162 134 20 8
1061 You said ‘Honey, take the little squirt.’ Now look! 1.2222 0.03715 162 130 28 4
1062 Stay calm, he just wants our toast. 1.2222 0.03817 162 131 26 5
1063 You never said these were magic mushrooms. 1.2222 0.03391 162 130 30 2
1064 Big Pancake Woods. It all makes sense now... 1.2222 0.04013 162 133 22 7
1065 Be careful. If he flips his lid, it's going to be a sticky situation. 1.2222 0.03715 162 130 28 4
1066 It is okay, I am lost too. 1.2222 0.03715 162 130 28 4
1067 Careful, he looks raw 1.2209 0.03695 163 131 28 4
1068 Quick, do you have any toast? 1.2209 0.03796 163 132 26 5
1069 They celebrate Halloween too?! 1.2209 0.03695 163 131 28 4
1070 Relax! It's just the honey bear. 1.2209 0.03990 163 134 22 7
1071 Honey, we’re not out of the woods yet 1.2209 0.03894 163 133 24 6
1072 Don't worry I hear it moves slowly 1.2209 0.03695 163 131 28 4
1073 Should we be more afraid of the bear or the carbs? 1.2209 0.04176 163 136 18 9
1074 Have you seen Mrs. Butterworth? 1.2201 0.03853 159 129 25 5
1075 He looks sweet. 1.2188 0.03620 160 127 29 3
1076 Oh no -- the flies will be right behind him 1.2188 0.03510 160 130 27 3
1077 Do you think his hat unscrews? 1.2188 0.03727 160 129 27 4
1078 Talk about a sticky situation 1.2188 0.03620 160 128 29 3
1079 Don't be fooled. He is not as sweet as he looks. 1.2188 0.03727 160 129 27 4
1080 Frank, I’ve asked you before to stop taking things so literally; this is not what I meant when I said I wanted my honeypot. 1.2188 0.04031 160 132 21 7
1081 My mom always told me there would be consequences for leaving the lid off. 1.2188 0.03933 160 131 23 6
1082 Do you think she thinks we squeezed one of her babies? 1.2188 0.03620 160 128 29 3
1083 They're usually not dangerous unless you pack one of the kid-sized portions. 1.2188 0.03620 160 128 29 3
1084 I just wanted a hug. 1.2188 0.03620 160 128 29 3
1085 Don't worry about me. The bees are angry as hell. 1.2188 0.04222 160 134 17 9
1086 I wonder if its organic? 1.2188 0.03620 160 128 29 3
1087 Squeeze me and see what happens 1.2188 0.03831 160 130 25 5
1088 I know we're in the woods, but how can we be sure it's really organic? 1.2188 0.03727 160 129 27 4
1089 Me scary? Just wait until you meet my brother Gummy. 1.2188 0.04031 160 132 21 7
1090 You don’t need to be concerned. I’m locally sourced. 1.2188 0.03727 160 129 27 4
1091 you know what they say, you are what you eat. 1.2188 0.03727 160 129 27 4
1092 It's O.K. He's locally sourced. 1.2188 0.03396 160 126 33 1
1093 And you thought just the bees were in trouble... 1.2188 0.04031 160 132 21 7
1094 I agree, Walt. This forest might well have a bee problem. 1.2188 0.04031 160 132 21 7
1095 Say, have you folks seen a pancake running around out here? 1.2188 0.03727 160 129 27 4
1096 No, really! It's me, your kitchen honey jar, all grown up, and ready to squeeze you back. 1.2188 0.03933 160 131 23 6
1097 I told you, I'm organic! 1.2188 0.03831 160 132 22 6
1098 No sudden movements, or we're toast. 1.2188 0.03831 160 130 25 5
1099 Gary? How the hell did you find us out here? Have you been FOLLOWING us? My God, Gary, can you please just...move on? I will always, always treasure the years we had together, but I'm trying to start over, OK? Just let go, please. Please, honey. 1.2188 0.03933 160 131 23 6
1100 Edna & Harry found themselves in quite the sticky situation. 1.2188 0.04031 160 132 21 7
1101 He says he's looking for Mrs. Butterworth. 1.2188 0.03831 160 130 25 5
1102 Does a bear stick in the woods? 1.2188 0.04031 160 132 21 7
1103 He isn't pissed off about forest fires. He's pissed off about breakfast. 1.2188 0.03831 160 130 25 5
1104 We should have recycled. 1.2188 0.03510 160 127 31 2
1105 We're in deep and sticky trouble 1.2188 0.03933 160 131 23 6
1106 Best to not Pooh,Pooh him. 1.2188 0.03727 160 129 27 4
1107 Play dead and you're toast. 1.2188 0.03510 160 127 31 2
1108 Back away, don’t look him in the eye, this could get sticky. 1.2188 0.03933 160 131 23 6
1109 Her cubs are gummy bears so watch your step. 1.2188 0.03727 160 128 27 4
1110 Don't be afraid, they're really sweet on the inside. 1.2188 0.03620 160 126 29 3
1111 Just open those backpacks slowly and no one has to get hurt here. 1.2188 0.03933 160 131 23 6
1112 I told Winnie to be careful with his wishes! 1.2188 0.03933 160 131 23 6
1113 Sorry to bother you, but could you show me the way back to the nearest Whole Foods? 1.2188 0.03933 160 131 22 6
1114 My financial guy said run, if we ever sense a bear market ahead! 1.2188 0.04128 160 133 19 8
1115 One hug and I'm all yours. 1.2188 0.03831 160 130 25 5
1116 I told you not to eat the gummies. 1.2188 0.04128 160 133 19 8
1117 Shall we ask him to breakfast? 1.2188 0.03831 160 130 25 5
1118 Maybe we have stumbled into the Bear Witch Project? 1.2188 0.04222 160 134 17 9
1119 Give him a little squeeze and he’ll go away. 1.2188 0.03727 160 129 27 4
1120 Honey, you scared me! 1.2188 0.04031 160 132 21 7
1121 Oh my God! He smells the English muffins! 1.2188 0.03831 160 130 25 5
1122 Get rid of the ham. 1.2188 0.04031 160 132 21 7
1123 Why didn't you tell me earlier about your new squeeze, Honey? 1.2188 0.04031 160 132 21 7
1124 I told you it didn't come out of bees 1.2188 0.03831 160 130 25 5
1125 It's tempting, but don't squeeze him. 1.2188 0.03510 160 127 31 2
1126 have you folks seen a picnic anywhere around here ? 1.2188 0.03831 160 130 25 5
1127 Squeeze me. It's free. 1.2188 0.03396 160 126 33 1
1128 Life's not too funny when you've had too much honey. -Winnie the Pooh 1.2188 0.03933 160 131 23 6
1129 This must be a nightmare based on my irrational childhood fears. 1.2188 0.04031 160 132 21 7
1130 I thought you said there might be honey bees on this trip. 1.2188 0.03831 160 130 25 5
1131 I've heard that if we just give him an english muffin, he'll leave us alone 1.2188 0.03620 160 128 29 3
1132 We may be in a sticky situation 1.2166 0.03868 157 128 24 5
1133 Lets not eat anymore of those wild mushrooms. 1.2166 0.03868 157 128 24 5
1134 It's weird seeing him outside the farmer's market. 1.2166 0.03972 157 129 22 6
1135 Did either of you bring any biscuits? 1.2166 0.03972 157 129 22 6
1136 I think it's a honey trap. 1.2166 0.03868 157 128 24 5
1137 But he looks so sweet. 1.2166 0.03650 157 126 28 3
1138 And they said the GMO genes wouldn't spread to the wild. 1.2166 0.03761 157 127 26 4
1139 Honey, it's honey! 1.2166 0.03650 157 126 28 3
1140 If she gets closer, we're toast. 1.2166 0.04073 157 130 20 7
1141 You play dead. I’ll run. 1.2166 0.04269 157 132 16 9
1142 I can never remember--should we run, play dead, or make toast? 1.2166 0.04073 157 130 20 7
1143 Shhhh, don't call me Honey. 1.2166 0.03972 157 129 22 6
1144 Back away slowly like molasses. 1.2166 0.03868 157 128 24 5
1145 Honey, are you sure we should have eaten those wild mushrooms? 1.2166 0.03868 157 128 24 5
1146 You distract him while I sneak behind to check his Best By date. 1.2166 0.03868 157 128 24 5
1147 Careful, he doesn’t look local. 1.2166 0.03650 157 126 28 3
1148 I don't think he will fit in the bear-safe container. 1.2166 0.03972 157 129 22 6
1149 Maybe he just wants to be squeezed! 1.2166 0.03761 157 126 26 4
1150 Nevermind the bear spray, grab the trial mix. 1.2166 0.03537 157 125 30 2
1151 Take heart. If you are what you eat... 1.2166 0.03537 157 125 30 2
1152 Bob, why is the bear looking at my pack; did you put the tea and hot cider in there? 1.2166 0.03537 157 125 30 2
1153 Im extending my expiration date. 1.2166 0.03868 157 128 24 5
1154 Well, I guess it’s true; you are what you eat. 1.2166 0.03761 157 127 26 4
1155 Remember when you said you were sure it was a Portabella? 1.2166 0.03650 157 126 28 3
1156 "Uh-oh. We're toast." 1.2166 0.03972 157 129 22 6
1157 While he's around you should probably call me by a different nickname. 1.2166 0.03761 157 127 26 4
1158 You said he'd still be in a honey comb-a! 1.2166 0.03868 157 128 24 5
1159 I think we need to take a closer look at those mushrooms. 1.2166 0.03868 157 128 24 5
1160 Is your throat sore? 1.2166 0.04172 157 131 18 8
1161 Excuse me. You haven't seen a whole lot of bears having a picnic around here have you ? 1.2166 0.03972 157 129 22 6
1162 Wait, do you play dead if it's clover and fight back if it's wildflower, or is it the other way around? 1.2166 0.04172 157 131 18 8
1163 Looks like they left him in the microwave too long. 1.2166 0.03650 157 126 28 3
1164 First the Kood-Aid man, now this? 1.2166 0.03761 157 127 26 4
1165 Don't look afraid or she'll think we're toast. 1.2166 0.03868 157 128 24 5
1166 I told you not to put it in the microwave! 1.2166 0.04269 157 132 16 9
1167 Honey, Don’t look directly at him. 1.2166 0.03419 157 124 32 1
1168 Did it just say muffins? 1.2166 0.03761 157 127 26 4
1169 He wants us to pollinate. 1.2166 0.03650 157 126 28 3
1170 Put your bag down slowly… I think he can smell your biscuits 1.2166 0.03537 157 125 30 2
1171 I posed for the 16 ounce size. 1.2166 0.03868 157 128 24 5
1172 For the last time, I'm not taking my top off. 1.2166 0.03972 157 129 22 6
1173 Stay calm, it's dangerous but not as bad as a honey badger 1.2166 0.03868 157 128 24 5
1174 Drop the pancake mix and back away slowly. 1.2166 0.03761 157 127 26 4
1175 Honey… Those mushrooms we had for breakfast, where did you get them? 1.2166 0.03972 157 129 22 6
1176 It's not what you think, Sue Bee. This is my father. 1.2166 0.03868 157 128 24 5
1177 And here we are without toast! 1.2166 0.03761 157 127 26 4
1178 He just comes off as, like, aggressively sweet. 1.2166 0.03761 157 127 26 4
1179 Let's get moving, a nest full of pissed off bees can't be far behind! 1.2166 0.04172 157 131 18 8
1180 You look like you were expecting the bear with the toilet paper. 1.2166 0.03972 157 129 22 6
1181 Oh No! We're not falling for the old grisly bear disquised in a honey bear dispenser trap. 1.2166 0.03972 157 129 22 6
1182 I'm allergic. Hand me my Epi-pen. 1.2166 0.03868 157 128 24 5
1183 I thought the brochure said watch our for honey bees. 1.2166 0.03868 157 128 24 5
1184 I think I just Poohed! 1.2166 0.03972 157 129 22 6
1185 He is what he eats, I suppose. 1.2166 0.03761 157 127 26 4
1186 Another Costco impulse purchase? 1.2166 0.03650 157 126 28 3
1187 Do you think the bear thinks we're toast? 1.2166 0.03761 157 127 26 4
1188 Poor Pooh. I guess you really do become what you eat. 1.2166 0.03972 157 129 22 6
1189 I think she smells our fear. And our Darjeeling 1.2166 0.03650 157 126 28 3
1190 Make sure your wallet is secure. He has sticky fingers.” 1.2166 0.03972 157 129 22 6
1191 It looks like a healthier substitute but you should still avoid direct eye contact. 1.2166 0.03761 157 127 26 4
1192 Uh-oh. He just blew his lid. 1.2143 0.03795 154 125 25 4
1193 “Hi there! I’ll swap you some honey for an ounce of Panama Red.” 1.2143 0.04012 154 127 20 6
1194 You guys smoke? 1.2143 0.04012 154 127 21 6
1195 I think this bear is sweet. 1.2143 0.03905 154 126 23 5
1196 Would it be rude to ask for a picture? 1.2143 0.04012 154 127 21 6
1197 Maybe I shouldn't have licked the tip. 1.2143 0.04218 154 129 17 8
1198 No, not maul, just gonna turn you upside down and squeeze. okay, then maul. 1.2143 0.03564 154 123 29 2
1199 I swear it looked way less threatening on Amazon 1.2143 0.03905 154 126 23 5
1200 Don't worry, it's organic. 1.2143 0.03795 154 125 25 4
1201 Well, I guess you were right--these definitely are psilocybin mushrooms. 1.2143 0.03564 154 123 29 2
1202 « Quick! Get the toast! » 1.2143 0.03564 154 123 29 2
1203 Dad, do you remember that joke...I don't have to outrun the Honey Bear...I just have to outrun you? 1.2143 0.04012 154 127 21 6
1204 Wait... So honey isn't vegan? 1.2143 0.04012 154 127 21 6
1205 That explains what the bees have been up to. 1.2143 0.04012 154 127 21 6
1206 I'd heard Smokey had fallen on hard times, but I had no idea he'd gotten hooked on the sweet stuff. 1.2143 0.04012 154 127 21 6
1207 I told you GMOs would eventually turn on us. 1.2143 0.03564 154 123 29 2
1208 I would have never thought we'd see a real honey bear 1.2143 0.03681 154 124 27 3
1209 Micro-dosing is supposed to be safe and effective, but I'm having my doubts. 1.2143 0.03564 154 121 29 2
1210 Do you think a slice of lemon will satisfy him? 1.2143 0.03905 154 126 23 5
1211 Do you still have that piece of toast from breakfast? 1.2143 0.03795 154 125 25 4
1212 Run, you know I'm allergic. 1.2143 0.04012 154 127 21 6
1213 Be careful! It looks processed. 1.2143 0.03564 154 123 29 2
1214 It might be natural, but it's still sugar. 1.2143 0.04012 154 127 21 6
1215 Just leave it. Those nozzles clog after a couple of sueezes. 1.2143 0.03795 154 125 25 4
1216 Watch out, it gets on EVERYTHING 1.2143 0.03795 154 125 25 4
1217 He keeps muttering something about Smokey and Winnie and being late for a family reunion. 1.2143 0.03905 154 126 23 5
1218 Roger, I told you not to pack the honey bear! You know they're so protective of their cubs! 1.2143 0.03681 154 124 27 3
1219 Have you seen my pants? 1.2129 0.04193 155 130 17 8
1220 It's a bear, honey. 1.2123 0.04032 146 120 21 5
1221 Do either of you have an extra Burt Bees honey lip balm? 1.2119 0.04054 151 125 20 6
1222 We are in a very sticky situation. 1.2109 0.03642 147 118 27 2
1223 We're toast. 1.2105 0.03920 152 125 22 5
1224 Is that your sugar daddy? 1.2105 0.03571 152 122 28 2
1225 Thank God. Adults. Look, there’s this crazy woman forcing us bears to lure children to a gingerbread house, where she EATS them, and boy do we we need help - hey, come back! 1.2105 0.03920 152 125 22 5
1226 Do we run, remain still, or get dinner rolls? 1.2105 0.03920 152 125 22 5
1227 Oh God — what did you do to her cub? 1.2105 0.03807 152 124 24 4
1228 I guess you really are what you eat. 1.2105 0.03807 152 124 24 4
1229 Stay still and it won't squirt. 1.2105 0.03691 152 123 26 3
1230 Don Jr.? 1.2105 0.04136 152 127 18 7
1231 Forget the bear, I'm allergic to honey! 1.2105 0.04029 152 126 20 6
1232 Now I know what a bear does in the woods, because I just did. 1.2105 0.04240 152 128 16 8
1233 Can you help me out of a sticky situation? 1.2105 0.03691 152 123 26 3
1234 I warned you that hiking off trail can be a sticky situation. 1.2105 0.03807 152 124 24 4
1235 Only you can prevent low blood sugar 1.2105 0.04240 152 128 16 8
1236 Sorry to frighten you; our marketing department sent me as part of our new guerrilla product placement campaign. 1.2105 0.04136 152 127 18 7
1237 Careful -- one sudden move and it can put us in a diabetic coma. 1.2105 0.03807 152 124 24 4
1238 No need to panic, these bears are generally very sweet. 1.2105 0.03920 152 125 22 5
1239 I think we should call your Aunt Jemima 1.2105 0.03920 152 125 22 5
1240 It's squeeze or be squeezed out here. 1.2105 0.03807 152 124 24 4
1241 He's on to us. Drop the nine grain, avocados, and Aleppo pepper. 1.2105 0.03920 152 125 22 5
1242 This could quickly become a sticky situation. 1.2105 0.04029 152 126 20 6
1243 Whatever you do, don’t mention agave — Ari Maggs, Decatur, GA 1.2105 0.04029 152 126 20 6
1244 I suppose I shouldn't have used that Bee Balm moisturizer today 1.2105 0.03920 152 125 22 5
1245 After they stopped smoking, they all crave sweet 1.2105 0.04136 152 127 18 7
1246 What, were you expecting a polar bear? 1.2105 0.03691 152 123 26 3
1247 Hey, wait. YOU'RE not Mrs. Butterworth. 1.2105 0.03920 152 125 22 5
1248 Have you seen a stack of pancakes recently? 1.2105 0.03920 152 125 22 5
1249 You never listen! I said “let’s find a sweet KODAK moment!” 1.2105 0.04240 152 128 16 8
1250 No worries. Smokey has the day off. 1.2105 0.03446 152 123 27 2
1251 A little birdie told me you forgot to pack your stevia! 1.2105 0.03920 152 125 22 5
1252 I've heard the best thing to do in these situations is to make tea 1.2105 0.03571 152 120 28 2
1253 This can’t be good for our blood sugar. 1.2105 0.04029 152 126 20 6
1254 Just ignore her. That's Smokey's ex. 1.2105 0.04029 152 125 20 6
1255 Please tell me you packed the good tea. 1.2105 0.03571 152 121 28 2
1256 He’s just glazing. 1.2105 0.03691 152 123 26 3
1257 Would you mind if I just stick with you? 1.2105 0.03920 152 125 22 5
1258 This could turn into a really sticky situation. 1.2105 0.03807 152 124 24 4
1259 I thought they outlawed human baiting in this state. 1.2105 0.04029 152 126 20 6
1260 Quick! Grab the peanut butter sandwiches. 1.2105 0.03571 152 122 28 2
1261 She thinks you squirted one of her cubs into your oatmeal. 1.2105 0.04029 152 126 20 6
1262 I think we should stick to the main road, honey. 1.2105 0.03691 152 123 26 3
1263 Just act like you're glucose intolerant. 1.2105 0.03807 152 124 24 4
1264 She is Smokey Bear’s wife? 1.2105 0.03807 152 124 24 4
1265 Just give him the cornbread. 1.2105 0.03691 152 123 26 3
1266 Replace the cap, back away slowly and whatever you do, don't run. 1.2105 0.03691 152 123 26 3
1267 If we wait, she’ll get coagulated and won’t be able to move. 1.2105 0.03571 152 122 28 2
1268 We're okay. The older ones aren't as viscous. 1.2105 0.03691 152 123 26 3
1269 If we can get her into the sun, I think she'll really soften up. 1.2105 0.03571 152 121 28 2
1270 Excuse me, have you guys seen Mrs. Butterworth? 1.2105 0.03691 152 123 26 3
1271 You think he needs a good squeeze? 1.2105 0.03807 152 124 24 4
1272 Oh...um..hi Honey. This is..uh..Greg from...work? 1.2105 0.03920 152 125 22 5
1273 Sorry, Smokey can’t be everywhere. 1.2105 0.04136 152 127 18 7
1274 Quick- do we have any hot tea to distract her? 1.2105 0.03920 152 125 22 5
1275 That kind of bear will spend years killing you slowly. 1.2081 0.03722 149 121 25 3
1276 I'm glad it's coming out of his head. 1.2081 0.03958 149 123 21 5
1277 I knew you should’t call me Honey. 1.2081 0.03722 149 121 25 3
1278 Oh God! I hope that’s honey! 1.2081 0.04071 149 124 19 6
1279 Dad, be careful! Your diabetes. 1.2081 0.03958 149 123 21 5
1280 I’ve eliminated the middle man. 1.2081 0.03722 149 121 25 3
1281 Hurry, or we’ll be slathered. 1.2081 0.03842 149 122 23 4
1282 Just don't get between the bear and the pancakes. 1.2081 0.03958 149 123 21 5
1283 It's the ghost of Honey Bears Past! 1.2081 0.03842 149 122 23 4
1284 Oh no, we got between her and the muffins! 1.2081 0.03722 149 121 25 3
1285 Honey, it's a bear 1.2081 0.03842 149 122 23 4
1286 He looks sweet enough. What do you think, Phil? 1.2081 0.03842 149 122 23 4
1287 This is liable to be a sticky situation. 1.2081 0.03722 149 121 25 3
1288 This is the last experimental film I'll ever audition for. 1.2081 0.04071 149 124 19 6
1289 i don't think we can make any sudden movements any way 1.2081 0.04181 149 125 17 7
1290 Hide the baklava. 1.2081 0.03842 149 122 23 4
1291 Uh-oh, looks like we’re in a sticky situation. 1.2081 0.03598 149 120 27 2
1292 Not to worry... honey never goes bad. 1.2081 0.04071 149 124 19 6
1293 Quick — get the mustard. 1.2081 0.04071 149 124 19 6
1294 I think he is tired of eating honey. 1.2081 0.03470 149 119 29 1
1295 But he's so sweet... 1.2081 0.03470 149 119 29 1
1296 Have either of you you any chance seen a large lemon around here? 1.2081 0.03958 149 123 21 5
1297 To bees or not to bees is the question. 1.2081 0.03958 149 123 21 5
1298 I don't think we're in Aisle 7 anymore. 1.2081 0.04071 149 124 19 6
1299 Where’s milk? Isn’t this both your land? 1.2081 0.03842 149 122 23 4
1300 Could you take my cap off so I can better get to the honey. 1.2067 0.03819 150 123 23 4
1301 Honey doesn't expire, we just grow bigger and bigger. In other words, I'm immortal. You two, on the other hand.... 1.2055 0.03754 146 119 24 3
1302 I think once it's open,we need to refrigerate it 1.2055 0.03754 146 119 24 3
1303 He can't hurt you, but you are going to be sticky all day. 1.2055 0.03878 146 120 22 4
1304 I warned you to be careful what you wish for, Winnie the Pooh. Didn't I? 1.2055 0.04228 146 123 16 7
1305 Did I hear you say "honey"? 1.2055 0.03998 146 121 20 5
1306 Isn't that sweet. 1.2055 0.03493 146 117 28 1
1307 Tell them you saw Big Foot. 1.2055 0.03998 146 121 20 5
1308 Honey, what have you done with Smokey? 1.2055 0.03493 146 117 28 1
1309 When I yelled, "Honey, wanna eat something?" it wasn't directed at you. 1.2055 0.03998 146 121 20 5
1310 I'll give you a free squeeze if you would share some nuts. 1.2055 0.03878 146 120 22 3
1311 Well isn't this a sticky wicket. 1.2055 0.03998 146 121 20 5
1312 You folks look like you could help me . I need the fall issue of the LL Bean catalog. 1.2055 0.03878 146 120 22 4
1313 Is that Smokey or Winnie? 1.2055 0.03754 146 119 24 3
1314 Pay no mind, darling. He looks sweet. 1.2055 0.03754 146 119 24 3
1315 Excuse me, but I'm lost. Could you please direct me to the nearest Costco? 1.2055 0.03998 146 121 20 5
1316 What's next ... horseradish? 1.2055 0.03626 146 118 26 2
1317 Don’t let the hard exterior scare you, inside I’m sweet as sugar. 1.2055 0.03212 146 119 26 1
1318 QUICK: Remind me how that joke about only having to run faster than you goes?! 1.2055 0.03626 146 118 26 2
1319 Roll up in a ball and act diabetic! 1.2055 0.03878 146 120 22 4
1320 This guy would have been great to have when we passed the enormous slice of toast a while back. 1.2055 0.03998 146 121 20 5
1321 There's something sweet about him. 1.2055 0.03626 146 118 26 2
1322 It's looks angry about it's dripping nozzle spout." "I think it's called a spout nozzle." "Really Burt? Why don't you ask the honey bear, while I go get the ranger. Then we can all discuss this over some herbal tea. 1.2055 0.03626 146 118 26 2
1323 OK, which one of you heartless bastards fed my cubs Aspartame?!? 1.2055 0.04114 146 122 18 6
1324 I'm always being mistaken for Bigfoot 1.2055 0.03754 146 119 24 3
1325 Looks like Pooh Bear has been playing in the teleportation pod again. 1.2055 0.04114 146 122 18 6
1326 Let’s just back away from this sticky situation. 1.2055 0.03626 146 118 26 2
1327 Honey, remember: it's more afraid of you than you are of it. 1.2055 0.03878 146 120 22 4
1328 He looks mean, but they're sweet on the inside. 1.2055 0.03754 146 119 24 3
1329 Sweetie, I think he wants our Greek Yoghurt! 1.2055 0.03878 146 120 22 4
1330 Somehow, I don't think he's truly an indigenous bear! 1.2055 0.04114 146 122 18 6
1331 Whatever happened to “Pack it in, pack it out?” 1.2055 0.03626 146 118 26 2
1332 Let's switch to calling each other babe instead of honey. 1.2055 0.03626 146 118 26 2
1333 No, no, don't be scared. Local honey actually has more health benefits. 1.2055 0.03626 146 118 26 2
1334 Have you two seen a very large bear rush by, followed by some very large bees? 1.2055 0.03754 146 119 24 3
1335 If you feed him we're toast. 1.2055 0.03626 146 118 26 2
1336 You guys catch the new Queer Eye? 1.2042 0.04065 142 118 19 5
1337 Oh God, you know how long these things last? 1.2028 0.03915 143 118 21 4
1338 Small kangaroo? Kind of wimpy, lost look? Anywhere abouts? 1.2028 0.04159 143 120 17 6
1339 If you feed the wildlife, it becomes domesticated. 1.2028 0.04159 143 120 17 6
1340 Mind your own beeswax! 1.2028 0.03787 143 117 23 3
1341 Did you bring any biscuits? 1.2028 0.04159 143 120 17 6
1342 I've heard they're sweeter on the inside. 1.2028 0.03787 143 117 23 3
1343 Sweet Jesus! We always seem to get ourselves in sticky situations when we hike. 1.2028 0.03517 143 115 27 1
1344 Am I the only one getting eaten ALIVE out here!? 1.2028 0.03654 143 116 25 2
1345 They have really taken this GMO thing to the next level. 1.2028 0.04039 143 119 19 5
1346 Hey you two, how about cleaning off my nozzle? 1.2028 0.03915 143 118 21 4
1347 It may look vicious, but this species of bear is actually quite sweet. 1.2028 0.03915 143 118 21 4
1348 Stan and Jan Berenstain? Is that you? I’m you’re biggest fan! 1.2028 0.04275 143 121 15 7
1349 And I thought Smokey the Bear was creepy. 1.2014 0.03763 144 118 23 3
1350 "Did I hear someone say, 'Honey?' " 1.2014 0.03890 144 119 21 4
1351 Oh Jeff, isn't he sweet? 1.2014 0.03763 144 118 23 3
1352 Just play dead with your mouth open. 1.2014 0.04361 144 123 13 8
1353 We’re trying a new approach with Smokey for the Millennials. 1.2014 0.04013 144 120 19 5
1354 Quick - the mead! 1.2014 0.03763 144 118 23 3
1355 He doesn't look hungry. Just sticky. 1.2014 0.03632 144 117 25 2
1356 Honey trap? 1.2014 0.04013 144 120 19 5
1357 It's Smokey in his new job! 1.2014 0.03890 144 119 21 4
1358 I told you not to squeeze his belly... 1.2014 0.04248 144 122 15 7
1359 I think I will use the bee spray after all. 1.2014 0.03763 144 118 23 3
1360 It's thanks to herbal tea-drinking hippies like you that we're endangered. 1.2014 0.04013 144 120 19 5
1361 Try not to get between her and her drippings 1.2014 0.03890 144 119 21 4
1362 Can you tell him we're trying to cut back on plastic? 1.2014 0.03632 144 117 25 2
1363 He doesn’t look sweet. 1.2014 0.03206 144 120 22 2
1364 No way that is organic. 1.2014 0.03495 144 116 27 1
1365 He doesn't look so sweet. 1.2014 0.03763 144 118 23 3
1366 He's not Smokey, he's sweet. 1.2014 0.04013 144 120 19 5
1367 No, definitely not as slow as molasses. 1.2014 0.03763 144 118 23 3
1368 Maybe we should have brought Mrs. Butterworth with us. 1.2014 0.03763 144 118 23 3
1369 Honey don't. 1.2014 0.03890 144 119 21 4
1370 Only you can prevent ..... Oh sorry wrong commercial. 1.2014 0.04013 144 120 19 5
1371 Have you seen "Pooh"? 1.2014 0.03763 144 120 18 4
1372 Could be a sticky situation... 1.2014 0.03763 144 118 23 3
1373 We're going to need a bigger pan of corn bread... 1.2014 0.03763 144 118 23 3
1374 I'm stuck." 1.2014 0.03890 144 119 21 4
1375 Honey, we are not lost. Just let me get my bearings. 1.2014 0.03890 144 119 21 4
1376 Oh, oh, Max. I think we're in a sticky situation. 1.2014 0.03632 144 117 25 2
1377 Careful, he’s full of carbs. 1.2014 0.04013 144 120 19 5
1378 Don't be alarmed, pops, he's just looking for his cap. 1.2014 0.03763 144 118 23 3
1379 Whatever you do, don't squeeze anything. 1.2014 0.04013 144 120 19 5
1380 How sweet! 1.2014 0.04013 144 120 19 5
1381 Toast! Quick! 1.2014 0.04013 144 120 19 5
1382 Just give him the pancake mix, Larry. 1.2014 0.03890 144 119 21 4
1383 Honey the bear is coming! 1.2014 0.03890 144 119 21 4
1384 This is why I asked for a GMO free weekend 1.2014 0.04361 144 123 13 8
1385 Very slowly... pass me the wet wipes. 1.2014 0.03890 144 119 21 4
1386 I wish we’d brought the giant corn bread. 1.2014 0.03763 144 118 23 3
1387 I know the Republicans are all about monetizing natural resources, but this is ridiculous! 1.2014 0.03890 144 119 21 4
1388 Concept Art For The Unused Original Ending To Ghostbusters 1.2014 0.04471 144 123 11 9
1389 Should we use the bear spray or make some tea? 1.2014 0.04013 144 120 19 5
1390 Stand your ground; look big; make noise, but don't let it squirt on you. 1.2014 0.03890 144 119 21 4
1391 Perfect! Please join us for tea 1.2014 0.03354 144 115 29 0
1392 Please take me with you and recycle me. 1.2014 0.03763 144 118 23 3
1393 Go ahead, I dare you to try and squeeze me. 1.2014 0.04132 144 121 17 6
1394 Get out the moist towelettes. 1.2014 0.03890 144 119 21 4
1395 Oh dear,we are in a sticky situation! 1.2014 0.03763 144 120 19 4
1396 How do we tell him we’re vegan? 1.2014 0.03763 144 118 23 3
1397 Do you have any biscuits? 1.2014 0.04132 144 121 17 6
1398 Please tell me you brought peanut butter. 1.1986 0.03519 141 114 26 1
1399 If you forgot the toast, this could get very ugly very fast. 1.1986 0.03927 141 117 20 4
1400 A bittersweet moment for longtime Sasquatch seekers. 1.1986 0.04177 141 119 16 6
1401 You should’ve recycled. 1.1986 0.03927 141 117 20 4
1402 Guess I shouldn't have referred to you as my main squeeze. 1.1986 0.03660 141 117 20 3
1403 You see what happens when you don't refrigerate after opening? 1.1986 0.03660 141 115 24 2
1404 I think we're about to be in a sticky situation. 1.1986 0.03660 141 115 24 2
1405 It has no mouth. Keep your Sharpie out of sight and we'll survive. 1.1986 0.04413 141 121 12 8
1406 Um, can you guys please check my expiration date? It’s in the back. 1.1986 0.03796 141 116 22 3
1407 Here's the deal. Close my cap and I don't stick you to that tree! 1.1986 0.03927 141 117 20 4
1408 You two haven't seen Smokey around here, have you? 1.1986 0.03660 141 115 24 2
1409 Excuse me... did you pack any toast? 1.1986 0.04296 141 120 14 7
1410 He used to be Smokey Bear before he switched to a paleolithic diet.. 1.1986 0.03927 141 117 20 4
1411 Well, on the upside, there must be a giant cup of tea around here somewhere. 1.1986 0.03796 141 116 22 3
1412 Too meta? 1.1986 0.03927 141 116 20 4
1413 One last time..I am not your sweetie or your honey. 1.1986 0.03796 141 118 19 4
1414 Um, no - we haven't seen Smokey, but we did run into some Pooh. 1.1986 0.03927 141 117 20 4
1415 Honey, I'm afraid that's not Pooh Bear. 1.1986 0.03927 141 117 20 4
1416 If she asks you for a hug, Don't EVEN think about it! 1.1986 0.03660 141 115 24 2
1417 We have to run downhill. His high viscosity will slow him down. 1.1986 0.03660 141 115 24 2
1418 But is it organic? 1.1986 0.04054 141 118 18 5
1419 Why is he wearing a name tag? 1.1986 0.04177 141 118 16 6
1420 Quick. Get the tea! 1.1986 0.03927 141 117 20 4
1421 They’re usually harmless, but this one’s having a sugar rush. 1.1986 0.03796 141 116 22 3
1422 Honey, this camping trip is unbearable. 1.1986 0.04054 141 118 18 5
1423 The guide said they're safe to hug, but I don't think it's worth the mess. 1.1986 0.03927 141 117 20 4
1424 Stick to the trail, or I'll make you. 1.1986 0.03796 141 118 19 4
1425 It's a trap, a honey pot 1.1986 0.04054 141 118 18 5
1426 They're shy, sweet and very rare. Try not to get stuck on him." 1.1986 0.03796 141 116 22 3
1427 If you know what’s good for you, don’t go into the woods. 1.1986 0.03796 141 116 22 3
1428 I'm rethinking your nickname 1.1986 0.03796 141 116 22 3
1429 We’ve been in sticky situations before, but I don’t think I can bear this one. 1.1986 0.04413 141 121 12 8
1430 I felt safer with Smokey in charge. 1.1986 0.03927 141 117 20 4
1431 Do you guys happen to know the way out? 1.1986 0.04054 141 118 18 5
1432 My father was a Grizzly. I take after Mom's side. 1.1986 0.03796 141 116 22 3
1433 GMO's have gone a little too far haven't they? 1.1986 0.04054 141 118 18 5
1434 It's a simple quid pro quo -- money for honey. 1.1986 0.03927 141 117 20 4
1435 Should we tell him where the pancakes are hiding? 1.1986 0.03796 141 116 22 3
1436 No, you tell him to take a hike. 1.1985 0.04255 131 109 16 5
1437 Maybe you know my son, he's a cabinet member. 1.1985 0.04115 131 109 18 4
1438 Don't worry. If we don't approach, he'll crystallize. 1.1957 0.03829 138 114 21 3
1439 Very slowly, and with no sudden movements, pass me your insulin pen. 1.1957 0.03965 138 115 19 4
1440 Forget Bigfoot, do you suppose A.A. Milne is aware of this? 1.1957 0.04096 138 116 17 5
1441 Check the survival book- Is this a "play dead" or "use as spread" situation? 1.1957 0.03389 138 109 23 1
1442 Looks like we might come to a sticky end. 1.1957 0.03965 138 115 19 4
1443 Careful. Don't make any sudden toast. 1.1957 0.04096 138 116 17 5
1444 Quick. The sopapillas. 1.1957 0.04096 138 116 17 5
1445 You guys looking for a third? 1.1957 0.03829 138 114 21 3
1446 I think he said that you need to stop calling me Honey ... be...because I'm not. 1.1957 0.03389 138 114 23 1
1447 I never realized how biologically accurate those bottles were. 1.1957 0.03688 138 113 23 2
1448 Uhm, he doesn’t look that sweet, honey! 1.1957 0.03688 138 113 23 2
1449 Check the label. If he’s made in China he’s not real. 1.1957 0.03542 138 112 25 1
1450 I always wondered where those little cubs came from. 1.1957 0.03829 138 114 21 3
1451 Don't be afraid, I'm actually really sweet 1.1957 0.03965 138 115 19 4
1452 We're trying to increase our visibility at big box stores. 1.1957 0.04096 138 116 17 5
1453 They said if I wear the hat there's a pancake deal in tbe making. 1.1957 0.03965 138 115 19 4
1454 Yes, I used to known as 'Smokey', but this gig pays better. 1.1957 0.03965 138 115 19 4
1455 I know my bears and that is a honey bear. 1.1957 0.03688 138 113 23 2
1456 Please help me. The BPA is killing me! 1.1957 0.03965 138 115 19 4
1457 Have you seen my cubs? They look like salt and pepper shakers. 1.1957 0.04096 138 116 17 5
1458 oh my God, a honey bear! 1.1957 0.03829 138 114 21 3
1459 I'll gladly pay you Tuesday for a loaf of bread today. 1.1957 0.03829 138 114 21 3
1460 I know the sign said, “Do Not Squeeze the Bears,” but I just couldn’t help myself. 1.1957 0.03829 138 114 21 3
1461 Quick,hand me a napkin. 1.1957 0.03965 138 115 19 4
1462 We said we need ketchup 1.1957 0.03829 138 114 21 3
1463 Be careful. It looks like a "honey trap. If you touch him you'll probably be charged with sexual harassment. 1.1957 0.03965 138 115 19 4
1464 '"Maybe we need a different kind of bear spray." 1.1957 0.03829 138 114 21 3
1465 I forget...with honey bears do you run, fight, or throw them a piece of cornbread? 1.1957 0.03542 138 112 25 1
1466 Oh, No. He looks empty! 1.1942 0.03664 139 114 23 2
1467 Only you can prevent pancakes. 1.1926 0.03565 135 109 23 1
1468 Bear with me and I'll explain in a minute. 1.1926 0.04003 135 113 18 4
1469 Just don't squeeze them and they will leave you alone... 1.1912 0.03837 136 113 20 3
1470 OMG it's the mother of all 12 ounce honey bears and she doesn't look happy to see us! 1.1912 0.03692 136 112 22 2
1471 I don't need to outrun the bear. Honey, I just need to outrun you. 1.1912 0.03837 136 113 20 3
1472 Do you think he's local? 1.1912 0.03837 136 113 20 3
1473 Sweetie, I think it's time I tell you about the bears and the bees. 1.1912 0.03976 136 114 18 4
1474 I'm called Winnie the Poo because this is where I do it. 1.1912 0.04111 136 115 16 5
1475 You had me at OMG! 1.1912 0.03976 136 114 18 4
1476 They only prey on diabetics. 1.1912 0.04111 136 115 16 5
1477 I'm not so sure those mushrooms were safe for foraging now. 1.1912 0.04241 136 116 14 6
1478 Should we give him our peanut butter sandwiches? He'll make them better. 1.1912 0.03976 136 114 18 4
1479 Maybe you should stop calling me, Honey, from now on 1.1912 0.03837 136 113 20 3
1480 I don't think sugercoating this problem is going to make it go away. 1.1912 0.03837 136 113 20 3
1481 Yesterday, the gummy bear-- now this. 1.1912 0.03692 136 112 22 2
1482 Don’t move or we’re toast 1.1912 0.03837 136 113 20 3
1483 What? You've never heard of the bears and the bees? 1.1912 0.03837 136 113 20 3
1484 Throw it some of our mustard packets. 1.1908 0.04071 131 110 17 4
1485 Frank, don’t panic and stay completely still. She's probably on the hunt for two slices of white bread. 1.1908 0.03772 131 108 21 2
1486 You circle around to the right and I'll go around this way, we'll grab him, then get him back to Wegman's for a refund. 1.1908 0.04350 131 112 13 6
1487 Well next time call her another pet name, because that was just confusing 1.1908 0.03924 131 109 19 3
1488 Very slowly,reach into my backpack and get out the box of crackers. 1.1908 0.03613 131 107 23 1
1489 Oh no! I haven't got the honey out of my hair from last time. 1.1908 0.03772 131 108 21 2
1490 Don't worry,Honey. If he attacks,I'll squeeze him to death. 1.1908 0.03772 131 108 21 2
1491 I guess I'd better start calling you 'Bob.' 1.1894 0.04320 132 113 13 6
1492 The new slogan is, “Honey do prevent forest fires.” 1.1894 0.04184 132 112 15 5
1493 Ahhh it's the scariest bear of all, capitalism fueled diabetes bear 1.1894 0.04184 132 112 15 5
1494 It's okay, she's crystallized for winter. 1.1894 0.03897 132 110 19 3
1495 I think we're all "organic" here. 1.1894 0.04320 132 113 13 6
1496 Do we pull out our pancake mix, or run like hell? 1.1894 0.04184 132 112 15 5
1497 Hey Campers, Are you by any chance planning on pancakes for dinner tonight? 1.1894 0.04184 132 112 15 5
1498 Are you sure that isn't a featured item from L.L. Bean's camp kitchen? 1.1894 0.04043 132 111 17 4
1499 In Soviet Russia, Honey Bear squeezes YOU! 1.1894 0.03746 132 109 19 2
1500 I've heard the best way to avoid an attack is to butter some toast. 1.1894 0.04184 132 112 15 5
1501 I'm not sure the bear spray will work. 1.1894 0.03746 132 109 21 2
1502 Quick, try to make yourself bigger and saltier 1.1894 0.03897 132 110 19 3
1503 Quick, get the biscuits. 1.1894 0.03423 132 107 25 0
1504 Yes, this is one of many captions about sh*tting in the woods. At least mine smell sweet! 1.1894 0.04184 132 112 15 5
1505 Just keep walking. He’s just trying to sweet talk you into one of those time shares. 1.1894 0.03897 132 110 19 3
1506 Winnie the who? 1.1894 0.04043 132 111 17 4
1507 Honey is a registered trademark. Cease and desist from saying it to each other. 1.1894 0.04184 132 112 15 5
1508 He'll be fine as long as you don't try to lick his cap. 1.1894 0.03746 132 109 21 2
1509 Now that's just too sweet. 1.1894 0.03897 132 110 19 3
1510 Ok, if we get out of this, I promise to never call you honey bear again. 1.1894 0.03588 132 108 23 1
1511 I don't care how "sweet" he looks--YOU ask him for directions. 1.1894 0.03746 132 109 21 2
1512 You should still run, though. I’m not as sweet as I look. 1.1894 0.03746 132 109 21 2
1513 Very slowly, pull out the thermos, leave a cup of tea on the ground, and back away.... 1.1894 0.03423 132 107 25 0
1514 I told you not to eat those gummy bears! 1.1894 0.04043 132 111 17 4
1515 What, you were expecting Mrs. Butterworth? 1.1894 0.04184 132 111 15 5
1516 Every Keto hiker's worst nightmare. 1.1894 0.03588 132 108 23 1
1517 Now, even the bears have to have a side gig to survive. 1.1894 0.03746 132 109 21 2
1518 Sorry to intrude. We're looking for Pooh Corner. 1.1894 0.03897 132 110 19 3
1519 Honey, we’ve bearly been out here but I think we should bee going. This has turned into a sticky situation. 1.1894 0.03897 132 110 19 3
1520 I’m just trying to jack off here and you yuppie assholes keep talking about your fucking Subaru. Now shut up so I can make my honey nut Cheerios, if you know what I mean. Actually lady, lemme see ya tiddy. 1.1894 0.04451 132 114 11 7
1521 Honey, I'd like you to meet someone. 1.1894 0.04043 132 111 17 4
1522 "We should have listened to Mrs. Butterworth back at the Log Cabin. 1.1894 0.04320 132 113 13 6
1523 Trust me, he just looks sweet. 1.1894 0.03423 132 107 25 0
1524 Mrs. Butterworth sent me from the house, would you care to come in for pancakes? 1.1894 0.04320 132 113 13 6
1525 Looks are deceiving; he's all bottled up. 1.1894 0.03897 132 110 19 3
1526 It was in that moment we found ourselves in the stickiest of situations. 1.1894 0.03897 132 110 19 3
1527 And you said MY idea of a weekend in the city was a honey trap. 1.1894 0.03746 132 109 21 2
1528 We should have turned left at the Jolly Green Giant. 1.1894 0.03746 132 109 21 2
1529 The pepper spray seems in bad taste. 1.1880 0.03871 133 111 19 3
1530 I'm saving for hibernation. 1.1846 0.03749 130 108 20 2
1531 We're ok. These guys are usually pretty sweet. It's the gummy bears you have to watch out for. 1.1846 0.03905 130 109 18 3
1532 Does a bear sweeten coffee in the woods? 1.1846 0.03749 130 108 20 2
1533 So now you know where honey comes from 1.1846 0.03586 130 107 22 1
1534 The Bigfoot crowd misidentified it! 1.1846 0.03905 130 109 18 3
1535 The source is with us. 1.1846 0.04199 130 111 14 5
1536 Have you seen a hot biscuit around here? 1.1846 0.03586 130 107 22 1
1537 You will catch more flies with me. 1.1846 0.03905 130 109 18 3
1538 You're not the only honey bear here in the woods. 1.1846 0.03586 130 107 22 1
1539 They say you are what you eat. 1.1846 0.03416 130 108 21 1
1540 Back away slowly...it should retreat to the farmers market. 1.1846 0.03749 130 108 20 2
1541 Quick! Call Mrs. Butterworth! 1.1846 0.04055 130 110 16 4
1542 I think he's sweeter then Smokey any day. 1.1846 0.04055 130 110 16 4
1543 If the mama bear is around, we are in big trouble. 1.1846 0.04055 130 110 16 4
1544 Did you leave the kitchen cabinet open? 1.1846 0.04199 130 111 14 5
1545 I know only we can prevent forest fires but can we still squeeze him on our waffles? 1.1846 0.03586 130 107 22 1
1546 I’m actually more of an artisanal honey person myself 1.1846 0.04055 130 110 16 4
1547 He looks sweet, but inside he is ALL bear 1.1846 0.03416 130 107 21 1
1548 The sopapilla didn't say where it was going . 1.1846 0.04055 130 109 15 4
1549 I'm the only "Honey Bear" in this neck of the woods! 1.1846 0.04339 130 112 12 6
1550 Hunny, he’s a sweet bear, I think he’s just a little bottled up. 1.1846 0.03416 130 106 24 0
1551 I think he smelled our sopapillas. 1.1846 0.04055 130 110 16 4
1552 I told you not to squeeze that cub into your tea this morning. 1.1846 0.03749 130 108 20 2
1553 Call me Winnie one more time and I'll show you a sticky situation. 1.1846 0.04055 130 110 16 4
1554 With this kind I don't think you're supposed to run OR play dead. Do you have a biscuit? 1.1846 0.03905 130 109 18 3
1555 I guess that’s why there aren’ t any flies. 1.1846 0.03905 130 109 18 3
1556 If he doesn't think we're granola, everything should be fine. 1.1846 0.03905 130 109 18 3
1557 I don't think he's as sweet as he looks. 1.1846 0.03586 130 107 22 1
1558 Which way to the Waffle Jamboree? 1.1846 0.03749 130 108 20 2
1559 Did you say, 'Honey'? 1.1846 0.03905 130 109 18 3
1560 Gimme all your bread, this is a stick-up! 1.1846 0.04055 130 110 16 4
1561 Just ignore him. We have to pack everything out 1.1846 0.03586 130 107 22 1
1562 Honey, you said if we came down to the woods today, we’d be in for a big surprise! 1.1846 0.04055 130 110 16 4
1563 Aw, c’mon to my party... 1.1846 0.03416 130 108 21 1
1564 People should know better than to squeeze the wildlife. 1.1846 0.04199 130 111 14 5
1565 Don't make any sudden moves and don't whistle like a teapot. 1.1846 0.03586 130 107 22 1
1566 Is it Rosh Hashana yet? 1.1846 0.04199 130 111 14 5
1567 Ben, he wants our Parmigiano-Reggiano and a knife. 1.1846 0.04055 130 110 16 4
1568 Honey! Yes, hon? Honey!!! Run!!! 1.1846 0.03905 130 108 18 3
1569 No worries, the guidebook says that honey bears are not as troublesome to humans as grizzlies. 1.1846 0.04055 130 110 16 4
1570 At that moment, the Wilsons realized they were in drizzly country. 1.1846 0.03586 130 107 22 1
1571 So, we're about to get killed by a bear. Sweet. 1.1846 0.03416 130 106 24 0
1572 Honey, there's a bear. Orli Sprecher, age 8 1.1846 0.03905 130 109 18 3
1573 It's the Costco honeybear. 1.1846 0.03749 130 108 20 2
1574 You're waffling...he can sense it. 1.1846 0.03586 130 107 22 1
1575 Only YOU can prevent infant botulism! 1.1846 0.03905 130 109 18 3
1576 Ah, Ah, Honey Don't " 1.1846 0.03749 130 108 20 2
1577 I don’t know if it’s safe. You ask him if it’s pasteurized. 1.1846 0.04055 130 110 16 4
1578 Run! No matter how he disguises himself he's still a bear! 1.1846 0.04199 130 110 14 4
1579 Yes, it is a use for all that recycled plastic...but..it kinda ruins the whole "wilderness" experience. 1.1846 0.03586 130 107 22 1
1580 OK, there was definitely something funny in those wild mushrooms. 1.1846 0.03586 130 107 22 1
1581 I guess that's what you get when you say "Yes, Honey!". 1.1846 0.04055 130 110 16 4
1582 Look out, Honey, a bear! 1.1846 0.04055 130 110 16 4
1583 Quick! Do we slowly back away or squeeze? 1.1846 0.03586 130 107 22 1
1584 Uh oh, maybe we shouldn't have tried to turn her upside down... 1.1846 0.04055 130 110 16 4
1585 He looks sweet but don't get too close. 1.1846 0.03416 130 106 24 0
1586 Go on. Squeeze me. I dare you. 1.1846 0.03749 130 108 20 2
1587 Maybe you shouldn't call me "Honey Bear" when we're out in the woods. 1.1846 0.03905 130 109 18 3
1588 I hope you aren’t looking for the hive!, 1.1846 0.03749 130 108 20 2
1589 He says he replaced Smokey. 1.1846 0.04199 130 111 14 5
1590 I feel ambivalent toward this creature. 1.1846 0.03586 130 107 21 1
1591 No worries, folks. I filled up at the hive. Now I can hibernate with my cubs through the next election. 1.1846 0.03586 130 107 22 1
1592 Are we supposed to play bread? 1.1846 0.04055 130 110 16 4
1593 Excuse me, I am looking for the way to the Teddy Bear's Picnic; Can you help me 1.1846 0.03905 130 109 18 3
1594 Don’t panic, this one’s not real. 1.1846 0.03905 130 109 18 3
1595 Looks like Smokey the Bear is getting some competition. 1.1846 0.04055 130 110 16 4
1596 Honey, I don't want to scare you but I don't think that's 100% pure, raw, organic, or locally sourced! 1.1846 0.04055 130 110 16 4
1597 The Uber is here. 1.1846 0.03905 130 109 18 3
1598 Careful honey. 1.1846 0.04055 130 110 16 4
1599 Let’s face it, honey is the fentanyl of the bear community. 1.1846 0.04055 130 110 16 4
1600 Oh, now I see why there are no flies in the rest of the forest. 1.1846 0.03905 130 109 18 3
1601 Keep quiet and get the wet wipes out, things are going to get sticky. 1.1846 0.03416 130 106 24 0
1602 Sorry to startle you, but have you heard about the benefits of local honey? 1.1846 0.04055 130 110 16 4
1603 Don't worry. You know how darn slowly it runs. 1.1846 0.03416 130 106 24 0
1604 I told you not to call me "honey-bear" in the Forest of Wishes." 1.1832 0.03877 131 110 18 3
1605 I think she spotted one of her kids when we had those corn muffins for breakfast. 1.1811 0.03608 127 105 21 1
1606 Hey, I'm trying to have a private shit over here! And don't call me "Honey"! 1.1811 0.03940 127 107 17 3
1607 I just have to run faster than you. 1.1811 0.04095 127 108 15 4
1608 No, he was talking to me. 1.1811 0.03940 127 107 17 3
1609 You guys know that blood giving has to be consensual, right? 1.1811 0.03608 127 105 21 1
1610 I’m working on being more approachable. 1.1811 0.03940 127 107 17 3
1611 I think we’ Come out of this okay if we just stick together. 1.1811 0.04245 127 109 13 5
1612 Chamomile must be growing nearby. 1.1811 0.04245 127 109 13 5
1613 Don’t you think I’ll attract more flies in this outfit? 1.1811 0.03778 127 106 19 2
1614 I never imagined that foraging for honey would be so easy. 1.1811 0.03940 127 107 17 3
1615 I’ve heard of these. They’re mostly harmless but you don’t want to touch them.” 1.1811 0.03431 127 104 23 0
1616 Someone save my life tonight: sugarbear! 1.1811 0.04245 127 109 13 5
1617 Quick, boil water for tea. 1.1811 0.03608 127 105 21 1
1618 Honey, get the bear spray and boil some water for tea 1.1811 0.04095 127 108 15 4
1619 I have a feeling it's not going to go bad any time soon. 1.1811 0.03778 127 106 19 2
1620 Don't worry, this situation could be a lot stickier than it is. 1.1811 0.03608 127 105 21 1
1621 Think your avocado toast was missing good local honey, now? 1.1811 0.03778 127 106 19 2
1622 It's OK dear, he's really very sweet. 1.1811 0.03778 127 106 19 2
1623 The sign did say 100-acre Wood 1.1811 0.04095 127 108 15 4
1624 The brochure said he was sweet, but I'm not so sure. 1.1811 0.03940 127 107 17 3
1625 Do you think it’s a comment on consumerism? 1.1811 0.03940 127 107 17 3
1626 Ol' Smokey's not the only bear that poops in the woods you know. 1.1811 0.03940 127 107 17 3
1627 Remain calm. Move away as slow as molasses. 1.1811 0.03940 127 107 16 3
1628 If you folks brought along some biscuit batter, you're in luck." 1.1811 0.04245 127 109 13 5
1629 I guess the forest could have picked a worse sponsor 1.1811 0.03778 127 106 19 2
1630 Don't panic, Honey Bear's are sweet and harmless. Honey Badgers, on the other hand, are a whole different story... 1.1811 0.03940 127 107 17 3
1631 Careful, this might turn out to be a very sticky situation 1.1811 0.04245 127 109 13 5
1632 Yes Mr.President. You are without a doubt the absolutely greatest honey bear that has ever lived! 1.1811 0.03778 127 106 19 2
1633 All I want is some dirt on the Bidens! 1.1811 0.04095 127 108 15 4
1634 I’m torn — do we run to it or from it? 1.1811 0.03608 127 105 21 1
1635 Honey, bear with me. She corrected the placement of her pause. 1.1811 0.04095 127 108 15 4
1636 Is it the beanies? 1.1811 0.03940 127 107 17 3
1637 Don’t worry. I think he’s stuck to the foliage. 1.1811 0.04245 127 109 13 5
1638 Don’t panic - just lie down and play bread... 1.1811 0.03940 127 107 17 3
1639 I told you we should always pack out all of our garbage, especially in the enchanted forest 1.1811 0.03778 127 106 19 2
1640 Lions and tigers and sticky bears, oh my. 1.1811 0.03778 127 106 19 2
1641 Honey bear does care. 1.1811 0.04245 127 109 13 5
1642 We may soon be in a sticky situation 1.1811 0.03778 127 106 19 2
1643 Nope. This one is not raw either. 1.1811 0.03431 127 106 20 1
1644 Do you hear something honey? 1.1811 0.03244 127 103 22 0
1645 Welcome to Monsanto Forest where you don't have to worry about those pesky bees... and you also get 8 ounces of complimentary GMO honey! 1.1811 0.03608 127 105 21 1
1646 You said we should take the road less traveled? 1.1811 0.03778 127 107 16 3
1647 Luckily, it's slow as molasses. 1.1811 0.03608 127 105 21 1
1648 Only you can prevent tooth decay. 1.1811 0.04095 127 108 15 4
1649 Funny, he looked friendly at the supermarket... 1.1811 0.04095 127 108 15 4
1650 Looks like Winnie the Pooh found out that you are what you eat 1.1811 0.03940 127 107 17 3
1651 A honey bear?! We’re toast. 1.1811 0.03778 127 106 19 2
1652 Can I hitch a ride back to Costco with you? 1.1811 0.03778 127 106 19 2
1653 Careful, I think it's a trap. 1.1811 0.04245 127 109 13 5
1654 I bet he gives a mean hug. 1.1811 0.04095 127 108 15 4
1655 I think this is going to be a sticky situation. 1.1811 0.04095 127 108 15 4
1656 Don't panic - I've been in sticky situations like this before. 1.1811 0.03940 127 107 17 3
1657 Don't panic. I think he just wants help getting the cap off. 1.1811 0.03778 127 106 19 2
1658 Quick - boil some water! I'll scrounge around for mint or chamomile! 1.1811 0.03608 127 105 21 1
1659 I told you not to say 'honey' with that tone 1.1811 0.03778 127 106 19 2
1660 Um...This could turn out to be a rather sticky situation. 1.1811 0.04095 127 108 15 4
1661 Jane and John found themselves in a sticky situation. 1.1811 0.03778 127 106 19 2
1662 Smokey gave up his nonprofit work for this?" 1.1811 0.03940 127 107 17 3
1663 IHOP you know what you’re doing 1.1811 0.03608 127 106 18 2
1664 I see your main squeeze has arrived. 1.1811 0.03940 127 107 17 3
1665 I'm the ghost of the all the honey packets you stuffed into your pockets from hotels and restaurants. 1.1811 0.03608 127 105 21 1
1666 I squeezed it. 1.1797 0.03911 128 108 17 3
1667 I hope you can unpack this dream when I tell you about it. 1.1774 0.03975 124 105 16 3
1668 Yes, we do live in the woods, but you'll not be going to the Vatican to get answers to any other rhetorical questions 1.1774 0.04136 124 106 14 4
1669 I'd hibernate with him. 1.1774 0.03975 124 105 16 3
1670 I guess he’s upset because our hats are so much cooler. 1.1774 0.04136 124 106 14 4
1671 Hand me a sopapilla. 1.1774 0.03630 124 103 20 1
1672 Honey, I think we're in a bit of a sticky situation here. 1.1774 0.03806 124 104 18 2
1673 Quick-- open your backpack and hand me an apple and some manchego. 1.1774 0.03806 124 104 18 2
1674 Something primal in me what’s to knock its head off and eat all the innards. 1.1774 0.03806 124 104 18 2
1675 At least he's cuter than the Heinz mustard bear 1.1774 0.03806 124 104 18 2
1676 I knew this would happen. The Country Bear Jamboree should never have been released to the wild. 1.1774 0.03806 124 104 18 2
1677 We're all lost, looking for the story we belong in. 1.1774 0.04136 124 106 14 4
1678 I bought it at Costco. 1.1774 0.03806 124 104 18 2
1679 Just stand your ground and give him the pancakes. 1.1774 0.03445 124 102 22 0
1680 Remember. Only you can prevent unsweetened tea. 1.1760 0.04260 125 108 12 5
1681 We either convince it we aren't toast or we are toast. 1.1736 0.04011 121 103 15 3
1682 I'm so sorry. When Gozer demanded we choose the form of the Destructor, I forgot you were allergic to honey. 1.1736 0.04179 121 104 13 4
1683 What? I'm living my brand. 1.1736 0.03651 121 100 19 1
1684 Is this trick or treat? 1.1721 0.03624 122 102 19 1
1685 Sure, it's high in antioxidants. But it also triggers allergies. 1.1721 0.04147 122 105 13 4
1686 I think we underestimated foraging for organic honey. 1.1721 0.04147 122 105 13 4
1687 Cute snow bear! 1.1721 0.03980 122 104 15 3
1688 I think we are supposed to gather together, make lots of noise and NOT look like a cup of tea. 1.1721 0.03980 122 104 15 3
1689 This could be a real sticky situation! 1.1721 0.03624 122 102 19 1
1690 He can smell tea. You left it at home like I told you, right? 1.1721 0.03806 122 103 17 2
1691 They mentioned that some of the side effects of my new diabetes medicine could be severe. 1.1721 0.03980 122 104 15 3
1692 Do you think it smells the ham? 1.1721 0.03806 122 103 17 2
1693 Oh, doesn't he look sweet! 1.1721 0.03624 122 102 19 1
1694 Now, I am going to squeeze you. Paybacks are hell! 1.1721 0.04147 122 103 13 4
1695 I needed second job. 1.1721 0.03980 122 104 15 3
1696 Get lost was on the ‘honey do’ list 1.1721 0.03806 122 103 17 2
1697 Oops. The Airbnb ad said, ‘Inexpensive, romantic, cave-like ambiance’!” 1.1721 0.03624 122 102 19 1
1698 Smokey resigned. It's now the National Pork Service. 1.1721 0.03806 122 103 17 2
1699 Don't touch it, it's a trick. If we do, we'll stick, and the bears will eat us honey glazed. 1.1721 0.04147 122 105 13 4
1700 Maybe if he feeds us he'll go away. 1.1721 0.04147 122 105 13 4
1701 No poo poo Pooh! 1.1721 0.03806 122 103 17 2
1702 OK, here's the plan: I'll get the bread out and you tackle him and give him a big bear hug. 1.1721 0.04147 122 105 13 4
1703 You're too late. I finished my tea an hour ago. 1.1721 0.04307 122 106 11 5
1704 No, we don’t want to save 15% 1.1721 0.03980 122 104 15 3
1705 I know he looks naturally sweet and high in antioxidants— we just need to be aware of death by a thousand calories. 1.1721 0.03624 122 102 19 1
1706 Honey bear, honey bear, what do you see?" "I see a couple of hipsters staring at me! 1.1721 0.04147 122 105 13 4
1707 Please, take our oatmeal and let us go!" Phoebe, age 1.1721 0.03980 122 104 15 3
1708 Don't worry, the bees are hibernating. 1.1721 0.04147 122 105 13 4
1709 Oh shit, we forgot to clean the cap again. 1.1721 0.03624 122 101 19 1
1710 I told you we should have used something else to bind the granola. 1.1721 0.03624 122 102 19 1
1711 This situation could get a little sticky. 1.1721 0.03980 122 104 15 3
1712 Is this what they meant by 'a taste of the great outdoors'? 1.1721 0.03624 122 102 19 1
1713 Lions, and tigers, and genetically modified honey, oh my! 1.1721 0.04307 122 106 11 5
1714 Well, at least we're gonna die to a pun. 1.1721 0.03980 122 104 15 3
1715 Should we tell him Halloween was last week? 1.1721 0.03624 122 102 19 1
1716 Oh,no! He smells the pancakes we just ate! 1.1721 0.03806 122 103 17 2
1717 I am never going on another Bumble date ever again. 1.1721 0.04147 122 105 13 4
1718 At least one of us will have a delicious glaze. 1.1721 0.04147 122 105 13 4
1719 Stick to me and bear right. 1.1721 0.03624 122 102 19 1
1720 Please tell me you brought the cheese and bread. 1.1721 0.03806 122 101 16 2
1721 Whether he's real or not, I sure hope he is full! 1.1721 0.03432 122 101 21 0
1722 Don't move and try not to look like a biscuit. 1.1721 0.03806 122 103 17 2
1723 Make eye contact, but don't be threatening, look big and get out your insulin. 1.1721 0.03432 122 101 21 0
1724 Yes I’d call this a sticky situation Kevin. 1.1721 0.03980 122 104 15 3
1725 I must admit this is a very subtle product placement. 1.1695 0.03671 118 99 18 1
1726 He's no Smokey. 1.1695 0.04390 118 103 10 5
1727 This is a real sticky situation 1.1695 0.04047 118 101 14 3
1728 Oh no, carbs! 1.1695 0.03671 118 99 18 1
1729 Uh oh, a sticky situation looms... 1.1695 0.04047 118 101 14 3
1730 Honey, it's not what it looks like. We're just friends. 1.1695 0.04222 118 102 12 4
1731 If we run we'll be toast, honey. 1.1695 0.03864 118 100 16 2
1732 I used to have nightmares about this 1.1695 0.03469 118 98 20 0
1733 I did NOT say honey, bare with me. 1.1695 0.03671 118 99 18 1
1734 They say the fellow who created the bottle is now a millionaire. 1.1695 0.03864 118 100 16 2
1735 We really need to lay off the bong! 1.1695 0.03864 118 100 16 2
1736 I told you not to eat all the trail mix. 1.1695 0.03671 118 99 18 1
1737 Just back up slowly, don't make eye contact, and don't say anything about biscuits. 1.1695 0.04222 118 102 12 4
1738 As long as we don’t boil him he can’t move. 1.1695 0.03864 118 100 16 2
1739 He must be a hit with the ladies. 1.1695 0.03864 118 100 16 2
1740 Quick, dear, make him a cup of hot tea with lemon! 1.1695 0.04047 118 101 14 3
1741 Uh, Christopher, Winnie has grown and is dangerous. 1.1695 0.04222 118 102 12 4
1742 Organic maple syrup for us, thanks. 1.1695 0.03671 118 99 18 1
1743 It's either those wild mushrooms we just ate or creative commercialism. 1.1695 0.03864 118 100 16 2
1744 I guess it's true: you really are what you eat. 1.1695 0.03671 118 99 18 1
1745 Honey, we might need to start using a new pet name. 1.1695 0.03469 118 98 20 0
1746 It’s just honey, not a real bear. 1.1695 0.03864 118 98 16 2
1747 Teddy's not here. Can I take a message? 1.1695 0.04047 118 101 14 3
1748 You go left, I'll go right, then we'll meet at the front and cancel the Costco membership once and for all 1.1695 0.03671 118 99 18 1
1749 By any chance have you folks seen a rather large waffle here abouts? 1.1695 0.03864 118 100 16 2
1750 Should we get the pepper spray or some toast? 1.1695 0.03864 118 100 16 2
1751 Only you can prevent sticky situations. 1.1695 0.04047 118 101 14 3
1752 I don’t think your bear spray will get us out of this sticky situation. 1.1695 0.04222 118 102 12 4
1753 Where's your Aunt Jamima now? 1.1695 0.04390 118 103 10 5
1754 He may look sweet, but I wouldn't trust him. 1.1695 0.04047 118 101 14 3
1755 Don't move! It's the man eating, scientifically engineered, product placement bear, designed as his own condiment. 1.1695 0.04390 118 103 10 5
1756 Drop the peanut butter, keep the energy bars, and do not, repeat, do not, call me ‘Honey’ 1.1695 0.03864 118 100 16 2
1757 Lions and Tigers and Honey Bears...Oh my. 1.1695 0.03864 118 100 16 2
1758 Looks like we're in a beary sticky situation. 1.1695 0.03864 118 100 16 2
1759 Branding is everything these days. 1.1695 0.03864 118 100 16 2
1760 See! I told you plastic was everywhere! 1.1695 0.03864 118 100 16 2
1761 She looks sweet but I still don’t trust her. 1.1695 0.03671 118 99 18 1
1762 Uh-oh. That's a very rare species in this part of the country. Did you bring any biscuits we can use to distract him? 1.1695 0.03671 118 99 18 1
1763 So THAT’S why the bee tree was empty! 1.1695 0.04222 118 102 12 4
1764 Listen, Goldilocks. Not only will you find that the bed in your AirBNB cabin is TOO SOFT ... it'll be TOO STICKY, too! 1.1695 0.04047 118 101 14 3
1765 Good thing I brought lemon 1.1695 0.03671 118 99 18 1
1766 I don't think this is the best time to ask if it's locally sourced or not. 1.1695 0.04047 118 101 14 3
1767 No, you are not in the 100-acre wood! 1.1695 0.03864 118 100 16 2
1768 You tell him I'm your Honey, not his honey. 1.1695 0.03671 118 99 18 1
1769 Careful, he's still right-side up. That means he's pretty full. 1.1695 0.03469 118 100 17 1
1770 No, No,No, you only have to worry about the Honey Badger, he is the nastiest. 1.1695 0.03864 118 100 16 2
1771 Do you think he gave up fighting forest fires? 1.1695 0.03864 118 100 16 2
1772 Make yourself as big as possible and walk backwards. 1.1695 0.04222 118 102 12 4
1773 I think they say it’s best to show no fear when adding to tea. 1.1695 0.03864 118 100 16 2
1774 Now THIS is a seriously sticky situation. 1.1695 0.03864 118 100 16 2
1775 Want some honey, honey? 1.1695 0.04222 118 102 12 4
1776 Quick, break out the English muffins. 1.1695 0.04047 118 101 14 3
1777 Please stop calling me honey while we hike 1.1695 0.03671 118 99 18 1
1778 I meant, "Honey, Bear with me!" 1.1695 0.03864 118 100 16 2
1779 I know we should back up slowly but I have an irresistible urge to squeeze him. 1.1695 0.03469 118 98 20 0
1780 Watch out—did you ever see 'Drizzly Man'? 1.1695 0.03864 118 100 16 2
1781 I TOLD you the peanut butter sandwiches were a bad idea... 1.1695 0.03671 118 99 18 1
1782 He looks angry... and organic. 1.1695 0.03864 118 100 16 2
1783 Have you by any chance seen my brother, "CBD Gummy?" 1.1695 0.03671 118 99 18 1
1784 Can you please direct me to the next Beehive? 1.1695 0.03671 118 99 18 1
1785 Be careful, they're known to look sweet. 1.1695 0.03864 118 100 16 2
1786 I ALSO HAVE A HAAAAAAAAAT 1.1695 0.04222 118 102 12 4
1787 I told you dropping acid while hiking was a bad idea. 1.1695 0.03864 118 100 16 2
1788 OMG! It’s the love child of Smokey Bear and Mrs Butterworth! 1.1695 0.04222 118 102 12 4
1789 I didn't know bears could be so sweet." "Or slow. 1.1695 0.03864 118 100 16 2
1790 Things are about to get sticky. 1.1695 0.03671 118 99 18 1
1791 Don't panic, he's 100% local. 1.1695 0.04222 118 102 12 4
1792 Squeeze me, I dare you. 1.1695 0.04047 118 101 14 3
1793 The cuckoo clock was only the first clue that this is not a real wildlife hike. 1.1695 0.03864 118 100 16 2
1794 Surely PETA doesn't approve. 1.1695 0.03864 118 100 16 2
1795 Don't move! It's looking for a waffle. 1.1695 0.03671 118 99 18 1
1796 Looks like another gene got out of the lab. 1.1695 0.03469 118 100 17 1
1797 Shouldn't he be at a picnic ? 1.1695 0.03864 118 100 16 2
1798 I'm doing a study to see if I catch more hikers with honey or a placebo 1.1695 0.04222 118 102 12 4
1799 Don't pull any bread out. 1.1695 0.03671 118 99 18 1
1800 Only you can prevent Splenda. 1.1695 0.04222 118 102 12 4
1801 Smoky gave her the outfit for her birthday. 1.1695 0.03864 118 100 16 2
1802 I've heard wild honey isn't dangerous 1.1695 0.03864 118 100 16 2
1803 Don't be alarmed. I've read it's mostly high fructose corn syrup. 1.1695 0.04047 118 101 14 3
1804 Uh oh.... the little ones are back in our cabinet. 1.1695 0.04047 118 101 14 3
1805 What's with the look? Did you think that all we do is poop in the woods? 1.1695 0.03864 118 100 16 2
1806 No thanks. We only use raw, unfiltered clover honey that is locally and ethically sourced. 1.1695 0.03671 118 99 18 1
1807 I knew you had a little honey on the side. 1.1695 0.04047 118 101 14 3
1808 She looks angry—we must have interrupted teatime for her cubs. 1.1695 0.04047 118 101 14 3
1809 Is this your nightmare or mine? 1.1652 0.03892 115 98 15 2
1810 Brand marketing is getting so out of hand. 1.1652 0.04083 115 99 13 3
1811 I've never seen honey this local before." 1.1652 0.04083 115 99 13 3
1812 Couldn't you just give him a squeeze? 1.1652 0.03892 115 98 15 2
1813 If he doesn't crystalize soon, I think we'll be toast. 1.1652 0.04083 115 99 13 3
1814 DO NOT mention we saw her kids playing with the Butterworth kids in the park earlier... 1.1652 0.03892 115 98 15 2
1815 Don't let him see that you're hungry! 1.1652 0.04266 115 100 11 4
1816 Breakfast is served 1.1652 0.03691 115 97 17 1
1817 Everybody knows bears sit in the woods. 1.1652 0.03892 115 98 15 2
1818 It's okay! We're vegan. 1.1652 0.03892 115 98 15 2
1819 We should back up slowly, speak soothingly, and try not to look like biscuits. 1.1652 0.04266 115 100 11 4
1820 He seems so sweet. 1.1652 0.03691 115 97 17 1
1821 I was wrong. It's not a prosthetic. 1.1652 0.04266 115 100 11 4
1822 Please tell me we aren't standing between her and her biscuits. 1.1652 0.03478 115 96 19 0
1823 I think he’s upset that he’s almost empty. 1.1652 0.03478 115 96 19 0
1824 I have been hiding since Chinese government came for Winnie the Pooh. 1.1652 0.03892 115 98 15 2
1825 I told you not to call me "Honey" in these woods! 1.1652 0.03691 115 97 17 1
1826 Don't worry, babe. Honey bears don't eat vegans. 1.1652 0.04083 115 99 13 3
1827 Deep in the forest of You Are What You Eat. 1.1652 0.03892 115 98 15 2
1828 Just give him your bees and walk away slowly. 1.1652 0.04083 115 99 13 3
1829 Just then, our intrepid explorers found themselves in a sticky situation. 1.1652 0.03691 115 97 17 1
1830 The ingredient label is the scariest part. 1.1652 0.03691 115 97 17 1
1831 This is exactly what Mrs. Butterworth warned us about!" 1.1652 0.03691 115 97 17 1
1832 Would you like to have your tea now? And how were the mushrooms? 1.1652 0.03892 115 98 15 2
1833 I don’t suppose you packed a bag of ants. 1.1652 0.03892 115 98 15 2
1834 Pardon me, but have you seen a life-size cup of tea come this way? 1.1652 0.03892 115 98 15 2
1835 Don’t be fooled by his disguise. He’s not very sweet. 1.1652 0.03691 115 97 17 1
1836 Pardon me. Have you seen a really large beehive around here? 1.1652 0.03892 115 98 15 2
1837 And I guess you don't believe there's a Santa Claus either! 1.1652 0.04083 115 99 13 3
1838 Take me to your larder. 1.1652 0.03892 115 98 15 2
1839 Could he be the fabled king of the honey bears? 1.1652 0.04266 115 100 11 4
1840 Nice and easy, Hank. I think we can out run him. Honey Bears are very slow. 1.1652 0.03892 115 98 15 2
1841 Tea, anyone? 1.1652 0.03892 115 98 15 2
1842 Did you bring the Earl Grey bear repellant? 1.1652 0.03691 115 96 17 1
1843 Did you pack the Bisquick? 1.1652 0.04266 115 100 11 4
1844 Stay calm, walk backwards slowly, and try not to look like a piece of buttered toast. 1.1652 0.03478 115 96 19 0
1845 Quick, pass me a biscuit. 1.1652 0.03478 115 96 19 0
1846 I told you that sign said Brobdingnag. 1.1652 0.04083 115 99 13 3
1847 True Romance!! Right?? 1.1652 0.04266 115 100 11 4
1848 Don’t worry. He’s only looking for waffles. 1.1652 0.03478 115 96 19 0
1849 There WERE bees, before you two showed up. 1.1652 0.04266 115 100 11 4
1850 Quick- roll over and play "bread"! 1.1652 0.03892 115 98 15 2
1851 Don't worry, she looks sweet 1.1652 0.04083 115 99 13 3
1852 Need a sugar fix? Hundred percent pure... 1.1652 0.04083 115 99 13 3
1853 Wait, I forget, if it's a honey bear are we supposed to play dead, fight back or just lick him? 1.1652 0.03478 115 96 19 0
1854 They said we would feel better if we bought local honey 1.1652 0.03691 115 97 17 1
1855 Honey, I think we're in a sticky situation here... 1.1652 0.03892 115 98 15 2
1856 This could get sticky - back away slowly so we're not toast! 1.1652 0.03892 115 98 15 2
1857 Don't worry. He can't attack until he clears his spout. 1.1652 0.03892 115 98 15 2
1858 You get the biscuits . I’ll trick him into standing on his head. 1.1652 0.04083 115 99 13 3
1859 Don't let him see your english muffin. 1.1652 0.04083 115 99 13 3
1860 My goodness, this is a sticky situation isn’t it. 1.1652 0.03892 115 98 15 2
1861 Do I smell one of my children in your backpack! 1.1652 0.03892 115 98 15 2
1862 Did we bring biscuits? 1.1652 0.03691 115 97 17 1
1863 Pancakes! Give Me Pancakes! 1.1652 0.03892 115 98 15 2
1864 Well, I heard that the ‘sticky situation’ is much better than the ‘sweet surrender’. 1.1652 0.03892 115 98 15 2
1865 Brown honey bear worries wasps 1.1652 0.03892 115 98 15 2
1866 Excuse me, but have you seen any pancakes or waffles? 1.1652 0.04266 115 100 11 4
1867 Watch out, Honey. 1.1652 0.04266 115 100 11 4
1868 Did I not pinch you when my brother suggested we swing by Costco to get gas on the way to the camp site? 1.1652 0.03478 115 99 15 1
1869 Freeze! We run and we're toast.... 1.1652 0.04083 115 99 13 3
1870 Don't worry, dear. It's organic. 1.1652 0.03691 115 97 17 1
1871 This product placement business is getting ridiculous. 1.1652 0.04266 115 100 11 4
1872 Do you think we should climb a tree, play dead or make toast? 1.1652 0.03691 115 97 17 1
1873 Watch out Ted! He's high glycemic 1.1652 0.03691 115 97 17 1
1874 Great, what's next, life-size animal crackers? 1.1652 0.03892 115 98 15 2
1875 I think this is what they call a squeezable moment. 1.1652 0.03691 115 97 17 1
1876 May I offer my services? I heard you’re on a fly-catching hike. 1.1652 0.04083 115 99 13 3
1877 Don't touch him! Your hands will be sticky all day. 1.1652 0.04441 115 101 9 5
1878 He looks like a mama's boy 1.1652 0.04083 115 99 13 3
1879 Leave the leftover toast and maybe he'll stop following us. 1.1652 0.04083 115 99 13 3
1880 Just hand over your carbohydrates and there'll be no trouble. 1.1652 0.04266 115 100 11 4
1881 Quick! Raise your arms and ask for toast! 1.1652 0.03478 115 98 16 1
1882 Yo, who you callin' honey bear? 1.1652 0.03892 115 98 15 2
1883 Looks like we’ve got ourselves in a sticky situation here. 1.1652 0.04083 115 99 13 3
1884 Hand me your water bottle 1.1652 0.04266 115 100 11 4
1885 Another sticky situation. 1.1652 0.04083 115 99 13 3
1886 Quick! Play like you're cornbread! 1.1652 0.04266 115 100 11 4
1887 I don't like the way that bear's been sticking right to us the whole time. 1.1652 0.03691 115 97 17 1
1888 Don’t be a fool, honey. Just give him the peanut butter and bread! 1.1652 0.03691 115 97 17 1
1889 Don't move, or we'll be toast. 1.1652 0.03691 115 97 17 1
1890 I think Winnie the Pooh had an illicit affair with one of his honey jars. 1.1652 0.04441 115 101 9 5
1891 I have misplaced the honey jar Lid somewhere. Can you please spare your water bottle Cap for a while? 1.1652 0.03691 115 97 17 1
1892 Are you looking for the Teddy Bear’s Picnic? 1.1652 0.04083 115 99 13 3
1893 we're local ,he's local , what's to worry 1.1652 0.04083 115 99 13 3
1894 I didn't know they were native to regions outside the kitchen. 1.1652 0.03691 115 97 17 1
1895 Looks like you two stumbled into a sticky patch. 1.1652 0.04083 115 99 13 3
1896 Wanna squeeze me honey? 1.1652 0.03892 115 98 15 2
1897 He said he needs a hug. 1.1652 0.03892 115 98 15 2
1898 Try to look like asparagus. 1.1652 0.04441 115 101 9 5
1899 Either he can smell our fear or we can smell his sweetness. 1.1652 0.03892 115 98 15 2
1900 Hold him upside-down. I can't wait to squeeze him." 1.1652 0.03691 115 97 17 1
1901 Now do you believe the buzzing we heard was from a giant beehive? 1.1652 0.03478 115 98 16 1
1902 Thanks for the offer but we're both diabetics, so we'll just be moving through. 1.1652 0.03892 115 98 15 2
1903 Should we introduce her to Winnie? They’d be a perfect match! 1.1638 0.04232 116 101 11 4
1904 Don't worry -- I'm organic. 1.1607 0.03920 112 96 14 2
1905 Watch out, it's a honey trap! 1.1607 0.03710 112 95 16 1
1906 What? Everyone needs a sponsor! 1.1607 0.03920 112 96 14 2
1907 Either that's a lifetime supply of honey or we're in big trouble. 1.1607 0.03920 112 96 14 2
1908 Winnie the Pooh has really changed " 1.1607 0.04120 112 97 12 3
1909 I dunno. He LOOKS sweet, but.... 1.1607 0.04120 112 97 12 3
1910 Who's up for a big surprise? 1.1607 0.04120 112 97 12 3
1911 I told you not to speak so loudly about preferring jam. 1.1607 0.04120 112 97 12 3
1912 Watch your backpack; he's got sticky figures. 1.1607 0.04311 112 98 10 4
1913 I think Smokey the Bear went rogue. 1.1607 0.04311 112 98 10 4
1914 I thought it was supposed to be a St. Bernard ... 1.1607 0.04120 112 97 12 3
1915 One step closer to my sticky cubs and you're in big trouble! 1.1607 0.03486 112 96 15 1
1916 Now, slowly take out my thermos of herbal tea... 1.1607 0.03920 112 98 11 3
1917 It's a trademark bear...careful! 1.1607 0.04120 112 97 12 3
1918 This would be less awkward if you had a giant piece of toast. 1.1607 0.03486 112 94 18 0
1919 Maybe we should return baby honey bear to his mama. 1.1607 0.04494 112 99 8 5
1920 That old lady filled with syrup warned us about this. 1.1607 0.03920 112 96 14 2
1921 Honestly, I think we’re in more danger from the giant mug of tea, that he travels with! 1.1607 0.03710 112 95 16 1
1922 Looks like we are toast now. 1.1607 0.03920 112 96 14 2
1923 Psst, you like the pure stuff? 1.1607 0.03920 112 96 14 2
1924 I'm not eating anymore of the mushrooms we find. 1.1607 0.03920 112 96 14 2
1925 Honey, did you bring the moist towelettes? 1.1607 0.03920 112 96 14 2
1926 Maybe we should have double checked those wild mushrooms we ate for lunch today. 1.1607 0.03710 112 95 16 1
1927 Forget About POOH BEAR .... He RETIRED !! 1.1607 0.04120 112 97 12 3
1928 Says his name is Smokey. 1.1607 0.04120 112 97 12 3
1929 Sticky the bear reminds, "Hallucinogens are not recommended for forest hikes." 1.1607 0.03920 112 96 14 2
1930 Honey, it's a trap. 1.1607 0.03920 112 96 14 2
1931 He seems sweeter than Smoky! 1.1607 0.03710 112 95 16 1
1932 OK, a new PR buzz for Smokey? 1.1607 0.04494 112 99 8 5
1933 It's OK Dad, he just wants to "Bee". 1.1607 0.04311 112 98 10 4
1934 Ok, we stick together and try not to look like a hot cup of tea. 1.1607 0.04494 112 99 8 5
1935 I told you we were being followed. 1.1607 0.04120 112 97 12 3
1936 He must want us to give him a refill... 1.1607 0.03920 112 96 14 2
1937 This is very surprising. They told us there were no bears in this state. 1.1607 0.03920 112 96 14 2
1938 If we play dead we may avoid a sticky situation 1.1607 0.03710 112 95 16 1
1939 Well, what the hell did you think a honey bear would look like, Winnie the Pooh? 1.1607 0.04311 112 98 10 4
1940 Very slowly, open the thermos of t-e-a. 1.1607 0.03486 112 94 18 0
1941 Jim, when I called you "honey" a bit too loud, this happened. 1.1607 0.03710 112 95 16 1
1942 It's okay, Honey, he's vegan. 1.1607 0.03920 112 96 14 2
1943 Honey, I’ve been seeing someone else. 1.1607 0.03920 112 95 14 2
1944 He’s only harmless if you don’t count diabetes. 1.1607 0.03710 112 95 16 1
1945 He says he's a colonoscocopist . 1.1607 0.04120 112 97 12 3
1946 No means no honey 1.1607 0.04120 112 97 12 3
1947 Should we try it? I've never had organic honey. 1.1607 0.03710 112 95 16 1
1948 Oh sorry, we don't have any toast. 1.1607 0.03920 112 96 14 2
1949 Do we play dead or make tea? 1.1607 0.03710 112 95 16 1
1950 He appears to be the giant economy size! 1.1607 0.03920 112 96 14 2
1951 Her presence was terrifying.....but Katie and Phil got lucky. Attracted by a biscuit badger nearby, she oozed back into the woodland. 1.1607 0.03920 112 96 14 2
1952 These bears are very dangerous as they are no longer vegan. 1.1607 0.03710 112 95 16 1
1953 I don't think we should've eaten those mushrooms. 1.1607 0.03710 112 95 16 1
1954 No,we're NOT having pancakes this morning. 1.1607 0.03710 112 95 16 1
1955 Term of endearment? This is exactly why I told you to cut the "honey bear" nonsense! 1.1607 0.03710 112 95 16 1
1956 I hope they're friendlier in the land of milk. 1.1607 0.04120 112 96 12 3
1957 Quick, yell ‘Bulk sale!’ 1.1607 0.04311 112 98 10 4
1958 Who do you think we’d see in the woods, Mr. Peanut? 1.1607 0.04120 112 97 12 3
1959 Stay still. I think you have a bee hive in your bonnet. 1.1607 0.04120 112 97 12 3
1960 You can't squeeze past me so buzz off! 1.1607 0.04120 112 97 12 3
1961 Have you seen my husband, Smokey? 1.1607 0.03710 112 95 16 1
1962 Looks like the Pooh overdosed on the sweet stuff again. 1.1607 0.04311 112 98 10 4
1963 Tea time. 1.1607 0.03920 112 96 14 2
1964 Did somebody call my name? 1.1607 0.03920 112 96 14 2
1965 No, it's Sticky the Bear. 1.1607 0.03920 112 96 14 2
1966 The Smokey thing doesn’t seem to play with the younger generation. 1.1607 0.04120 112 97 12 3
1967 My god! Look at those carbs. 1.1607 0.03920 112 96 14 2
1968 It says high fructose corn syrup right there. Terrifying. 1.1607 0.04120 112 97 12 3
1969 A word to the wise, he may ask for a hug. Don't fall for it, unless you want to get in a sticky mess. 1.1607 0.03486 112 94 18 0
1970 Uh, Dad, Where did you find those mushrooms for your special ‘forest omelettes?‘ 1.1607 0.03920 112 96 14 2
1971 Peas? No, we don’t have peas. 1.1607 0.03920 112 95 14 2
1972 Barry, honey, I can explain. 1.1607 0.04120 112 97 12 3
1973 Frankly, he's scarier than a real bear. 1.1607 0.03710 112 95 16 1
1974 Well, the guide did say that this was an intro level hike... 1.1607 0.03920 112 96 14 2
1975 I told you to bring whole grain toast and peanut butter! 1.1607 0.03920 112 96 14 2
1976 Never mind the pepper spray, just throw him a graham cracker. 1.1607 0.03920 112 96 14 2
1977 I told you, I'm not your honey. 1.1607 0.03710 112 95 16 1
1978 Oh no. I told him this was a platonic date. 1.1607 0.03920 112 96 14 2
1979 I guess we are what we eat. 1.1607 0.03920 112 96 14 2
1980 Don't worry. I am is viscous, but I will not eat you. 1.1607 0.04120 112 97 12 3
1981 It may be a trap ! 1.1607 0.04120 112 97 12 3
1982 It's true. Sometimes you do eat the bear. 1.1607 0.04120 112 97 12 3
1983 My husband, Smokey, has been so busy in California i’ve been trying to help fillin fir him. 1.1607 0.04120 112 97 12 3
1984 Run, it’s not Smokey. He’s the sweet one. 1.1607 0.03920 112 96 14 2
1985 Where did you get that honey from? 1.1607 0.03920 112 96 14 2
1986 These pop-up balloons kill the ambiance. 1.1607 0.04120 112 97 12 3
1987 No complaining: I told you to wear your cap. 1.1607 0.03920 112 96 14 2
1988 Hkenye 1.1607 0.03920 112 96 14 2
1989 That red cap is mine. 1.1607 0.04120 112 97 12 3
1990 Really, Doug? 'Honey Bear'?" 1.1607 0.04311 112 98 10 4
1991 Just because it’s here in the forest doesn’t mean it’s organic! 1.1607 0.04120 112 97 12 3
1992 I never remember: run, bang our pots, run or make tea? 1.1607 0.03710 112 95 16 1
1993 I think it smells our diabetes. 1.1607 0.03920 112 96 14 2
1994 Make yourself look sweeter than he! 1.1607 0.03486 112 96 15 1
1995 Portage is such sweet sorrow. 1.1607 0.04120 112 97 12 3
1996 Watch out! It looks like a honey trap! 1.1607 0.03920 112 96 14 2
1997 Sweet, sweet revenge 1.1607 0.04120 112 97 12 3
1998 He looks sweet but this might be a sticky situation. 1.1607 0.03920 112 96 14 2
1999 No, honey, YOU tell him! 1.1607 0.03920 112 96 14 2
2000 The ranger said he shouldn’t be aggressive if you don’t mention the drip. 1.1607 0.03920 112 96 14 2
2001 Smokey Bear’s man squeeze” 1.1607 0.04494 112 99 8 5
2002 If we don't move, he won't ooze. 1.1607 0.03920 112 96 14 2
2003 About time they did something to catch all the nasty flies around here. 1.1607 0.04120 112 97 12 3
2004 Let's ignore her; I have type 2 Diabetes. 1.1607 0.03920 112 96 14 2
2005 Honey Shrunk the Kids Again... “I wish they would stop making sequels” 1.1607 0.04120 112 97 12 3
2006 Get the scanner gun... 1.1607 0.03920 112 96 14 2
2007 Right, like I would eat YOU. I'd rather eat myself. 1.1607 0.04120 112 97 12 3
2008 I don't know, he doesn't say 'squeezable' to me. 1.1607 0.03710 112 95 16 1
2009 I knew the bees were evolving to better protect themselves, but this is way beyond anything we were thinking. 1.1607 0.04311 112 98 10 4
2010 I told you we should have had those mushrooms you found identified first! 1.1607 0.03710 112 95 16 1
2011 Maybe if you burped a tupperware container it might scare him away 1.1607 0.03710 112 95 16 1
2012 If only we had packed that ten pound tub of butter. 1.1607 0.03920 112 98 11 3
2013 Shhhhhh...this could get sticky. 1.1607 0.03920 112 96 14 2
2014 So that's how Smokey Bear got diabetes. 1.1607 0.04120 112 97 12 3
2015 Won't You Bee Mine 1.1607 0.03710 112 95 16 1
2016 Careful. Autumnal honey is unpredictable. 1.1607 0.03920 112 96 14 2
2017 I'm not as sweet as you think i am... 1.1607 0.03920 112 96 14 2
2018 Sadly Smokey passed away, I am his sweet widow. 1.1607 0.03710 112 95 16 1
2019 But he seems so sweet... 1.1607 0.03920 112 96 14 2
2020 This one we can run from, right? 1.1607 0.03710 112 95 16 1
2021 It might be a good time to get out the peanut butter and crackers. 1.1607 0.03920 112 96 14 2
2022 I can't remember if you're supposed to run or stay still if they drizzle on you. 1.1607 0.03920 112 96 14 2
2023 The only thing you have to fear is Diabetes. 1.1607 0.03920 112 96 14 2
2024 The carb cravings just never let up! 1.1607 0.03920 112 96 14 2
2025 How can we get this home? 1.1607 0.03710 112 95 16 1
2026 Don't squeeze me. I'm tiklish 1.1607 0.03920 112 96 14 2
2027 But I'm 100% organic, non-GMO and gluten-free! 1.1607 0.04494 112 99 8 5
2028 He may be squeezable and oozing sweetness, but things could get sticky. 1.1607 0.04120 112 97 12 3
2029 Once again we’ve gotten ourselves into a sticky situation. 1.1607 0.03710 112 95 16 1
2030 -“Honey Bear!!!!!!!” -“Yes, Schnookems?” 1.1607 0.04494 112 99 8 5
2031 There goes our sugar cleanse. 1.1607 0.04311 112 98 10 4
2032 Most people don't pay for the Honey Bear Sherpa 1.1607 0.04120 112 97 12 3
2033 I think we're supposed to make ourselves look bigger....and sticky. 1.1607 0.04311 112 98 10 4
2034 Let’s make a run for it, even though the bear seems so sweet.” 1.1607 0.03920 112 96 14 2
2035 Oh, it’s Smoky working his part time job 1.1607 0.04311 112 98 10 4
2036 Ohh. Forgot to mention. Bob and I were concerned about the campsites being over crowded. So he rented this costume. It was all they had on such a short notice. I anticipate us having no issues finding a spot this year! 1.1607 0.03710 112 95 16 1
2037 No Honeybear, it's not what you think! 1.1607 0.03710 112 95 16 1
2038 This one looks sweet! 1.1607 0.04120 112 97 12 3
2039 What is that?" "I think it is what they called Plastic. The extinction of plastic was a century ago." "I can't believe its still here! 1.1607 0.03710 112 95 16 1
2040 Remember, only you can prevent apiary blight! 1.1607 0.03920 112 96 14 2
2041 I'm your honey bear, and he's your honey. Can we all hibernate together? 1.1607 0.04120 112 97 12 3
2042 I think it's the bears trying to change their image. 1.1607 0.03710 112 95 16 1
2043 Do you suppose it is a Honey Trap? 1.1607 0.03710 112 95 16 1
2044 Don't worry, they only come out at tea time. 1.1607 0.03710 112 95 16 1
2045 He LOOKS sweet, but I dunno. I say we move on. 1.1607 0.04120 112 97 12 3
2046 You guys down to swing? 1.1607 0.03920 112 96 14 2
2047 Sue and Ted could no longer handle the forest mushroom hallucinations. 1.1607 0.04120 112 97 12 3
2048 Don't touch, he looks sticky. 1.1607 0.03710 112 95 16 1
2049 I don’t think those were basic mountain mushrooms we just ate. 1.1607 0.04311 112 98 10 4
2050 He must have smelled our mustard dog. 1.1607 0.04494 112 99 8 5
2051 We should be ok. The Cubs are still at Denney's. 1.1607 0.04120 112 97 12 3
2052 I sure could use a hug. 1.1607 0.03486 112 94 18 0
2053 I think I've found a new main squeeze. 1.1607 0.03710 112 94 16 1
2054 Hey! You guys aren't supposed to bring food out here! 1.1607 0.03710 112 95 16 1
2055 He knows we hugged the fabric softener. 1.1593 0.04275 113 99 10 4
2056 You should have used a different sweetener. 1.1593 0.03888 113 97 14 2
2057 This is a bit of a sticky situation. 1.1560 0.04158 109 95 11 3
2058 Honey, I think he following us. 1.1560 0.04357 109 95 9 4
2059 Oh God, I knew we would die from non-organic honey! 1.1560 0.03491 109 92 17 0
2060 no money, no honey! 1.1560 0.03948 109 94 13 2
2061 Not sure he's really that sweet. 1.1560 0.03948 109 94 13 2
2062 Honey, I don't think we should have eaten those mushrooms 1.1560 0.04158 109 95 11 3
2063 Pour a cup of tea, and then back away slowly. 1.1560 0.03948 109 94 13 2
2064 No, we prefer Splenda. 1.1560 0.03727 109 93 15 1
2065 Just back away slowly. And hide the pancakes. 1.1560 0.03948 109 94 13 2
2066 Death by honey isn't as sweet as it sounds. 1.1560 0.04357 109 96 9 4
2067 Stay calm, he smells our tea. 1.1560 0.04357 109 96 9 4
2068 We shouldn’t have ignored that witch at breakfast. 1.1560 0.03948 109 93 13 2
2069 I told you we should have brought the bear spray. Now, we'll be all sticky. 1.1560 0.04158 109 95 11 3
2070 One wrong move and we're toast. 1.1560 0.03948 109 94 13 2
2071 Sweet! 1.1560 0.04158 109 95 11 3
2072 We left all the toast at base camp! 1.1560 0.03491 109 92 17 0
2073 This is proving agave is sweeter. 1.1560 0.04158 109 95 11 3
2074 I always knew he was organic. 1.1560 0.03491 109 92 17 0
2075 As I already explained, Smokey is in California. 1.1560 0.04158 109 95 11 3
2076 Honey!!! What are you doing here? 1.1560 0.03948 109 94 13 2
2077 What's become of Pooh Bear 1.1560 0.04158 109 95 11 3
2078 Has anyone seen a lying, no good user that goes by the name Pooh? 1.1560 0.03948 109 94 13 2
2079 This is why I don't like camping in Butterworth Woods. 1.1560 0.04158 109 95 11 3
2080 Don’t worry. He looks sweet to me. 1.1560 0.03491 109 92 17 0
2081 Oh pooh, honey. No real bears here. 1.1560 0.04357 109 96 9 4
2082 That’s not the Winnie the Pooh I know! 1.1560 0.03727 109 93 15 1
2083 Don't worry. It is only the gummy ones that are hostile. 1.1560 0.03727 109 93 15 1
2084 He doesn’t look happy to see us, no matter how naturally sweet you think he is. 1.1560 0.03948 109 94 13 2
2085 Don't panic...He looks sweet 1.1560 0.03727 109 93 15 1
2086 If a vegan walks in the woods and gets attacked by a bear, can they fight back? 1.1560 0.03948 109 94 13 2
2087 No, I don't know anyone named Pooh. 1.1560 0.03948 109 94 13 2
2088 Carl, don't move. He can smell your A1C. 1.1560 0.04158 109 95 11 3
2089 Did you see any waffles go by this way? 1.1560 0.03727 109 93 15 1
2090 Well I'm a vegan, so he can't be mad at me. 1.1560 0.03948 109 94 13 2
2091 Um, yeah...definitely not a porcini. 1.1560 0.03948 109 94 13 2
2092 I told you honey isn't vegan. 1.1560 0.04158 109 95 11 3
2093 Little did they know what saying "honey" in the wild entailed. 1.1560 0.04357 109 96 9 4
2094 I’d sure feel a lot safer with Smokey 1.1560 0.03948 109 93 13 2
2095 At least you hear Mister Softee coming. 1.1560 0.04158 109 95 11 3
2096 Squeeeeze me! 1.1560 0.03491 109 93 14 1
2097 Lie down, don’t move and pretend you’re bread. 1.1560 0.03727 109 93 15 1
2098 It’d bee sweet if only you’d bear with me, honey! 1.1560 0.03948 109 94 13 2
2099 Smokey doesn't live here anymore. 1.1560 0.03948 109 94 13 2
2100 He's all crystalyzed. We need to get him into a hot water bath asap. Where's there a hot spring? 1.1560 0.04158 109 95 11 3
2101 This is the second tea party we don't want to join. 1.1560 0.04158 109 95 11 3
2102 I am sorry to startle you but might you have a spoon? 1.1560 0.03727 109 93 15 1
2103 Smokey has the day off. 1.1560 0.04158 109 95 11 3
2104 I don't think he is from our nectar of the woods. 1.1560 0.04158 109 95 11 3
2105 Honey, this isn’t what it looks like! 1.1560 0.03727 109 93 15 1
2106 I’ve cut out the middle man. 1.1560 0.03948 109 94 13 2
2107 Don’t worry, he’s very sweet. 1.1560 0.04158 109 95 11 3
2108 Do we run or do we make tea? 1.1560 0.03491 109 92 17 0
2109 Who has sticky fingers? 1.1560 0.03948 109 94 13 2
2110 Hi, I'm looking for the local Pancake restaurant. 1.1560 0.03727 109 93 15 1
2111 He must be the super size one they advertised from Costco! 1.1560 0.03727 109 93 15 1
2112 I knew my sweet tooth would come back to bite me. 1.1560 0.04158 109 95 11 3
2113 My husband knows better than to not have closed and wiped your nozzle." 1.1560 0.03948 109 94 13 2
2114 Don't touch it. It's a bear trap. 1.1560 0.03727 109 93 15 1
2115 Let's see what comes out if I squeeze YOU! 1.1560 0.03948 109 94 13 2
2116 Whatever you do, don’t run, stand up tall, and have your wet wipes ready. 1.1560 0.03948 109 94 13 2
2117 I told you this was a gluten free trail. 1.1560 0.03727 109 93 15 1
2118 Yeah, I can be squeezed, but don't even think about it! 1.1560 0.03727 109 93 15 1
2119 Should we offer him pancakes? 1.1560 0.04158 109 94 11 3
2120 Have you seen my bees? 1.1560 0.03948 109 94 13 2
2121 Give me your spoon, I have an idea... 1.1560 0.04158 109 95 11 3
2122 Don't worry, its vegan 1.1560 0.03948 109 94 13 2
2123 Wait! You booked the cabin with sweet-surprise-brunch-included option. 1.1560 0.04357 109 96 9 4
2124 I told you, dropping acid before our hike was a very bad idea! 1.1560 0.04158 109 95 11 3
2125 Well, yes I did. But I think you’ll be pleasantly surprised. 1.1560 0.03727 109 93 15 1
2126 Anybody have an epi-pen? 1.1560 0.03948 109 94 13 2
2127 Let’s throw him an Eggo and run like hell! 1.1560 0.03948 109 94 13 2
2128 I read about this, we have to buzz loudly to establish ourselves as dominant. 1.1560 0.03491 109 92 17 0
2129 Only you can prevent dried-out honey containers 1.1560 0.03948 109 94 13 2
2130 Hand me the pepper spray and a large buttered biscuit 1.1560 0.04731 109 98 5 6
2131 I told you we shouldn't go hiking on Rosh Hashanah. 1.1560 0.03948 109 94 13 2
2132 Quick! You distract it with the gluten-free artisanal bread, while I get out the cultured butter! 1.1560 0.03491 109 92 17 0
2133 Can you please check if it is Bleeding from my head? 1.1560 0.04357 109 96 9 4
2134 Don’t move. And no more botulism talk. 1.1560 0.04357 109 96 9 4
2135 Run! It's going to kill our keto diet! 1.1560 0.03948 109 94 13 2
2136 We do have one of her cubs... 1.1560 0.03727 109 93 15 1
2137 mmmm, stuffed waffles. Sweet! 1.1560 0.04158 109 94 11 3
2138 We were trying to leave civilization behind. 1.1560 0.03948 109 94 13 2
2139 No, I thought he was with you! 1.1560 0.03491 109 92 17 0
2140 Didn’t the ranger say it was slower than molasses? 1.1560 0.04158 109 95 11 3
2141 There is an image that is going to stick with me for a while. 1.1560 0.03727 109 93 15 1
2142 What do you mean Smoky lost his lease? 1.1560 0.03727 109 93 15 1
2143 How could you Bert, you know where you get your honey. 1.1560 0.03727 109 93 15 1
2144 Drop Santa Claus, Babe, and you'll see how sweet it can be. 1.1560 0.04357 109 96 9 4
2145 We got cheated!! All this time we were sold bear honey not bee honey!!! 1.1560 0.03948 109 94 13 2
2146 You know I hate it when you call me honey bear. No, look! 1.1560 0.04158 109 95 11 3
2147 Quick! Offer it a biscuit. 1.1545 0.03695 110 94 15 1
2148 Quick, pretend your in a sugar coma! 1.1545 0.04122 110 96 11 3
2149 I don't know of we should run, or bring out our nuts and crackers. 1.1509 0.03975 106 92 12 2
2150 We must be near a Whole Foods. 1.1509 0.03975 106 92 12 2
2151 Just give me your buns and you can be on your way.. 1.1509 0.04195 106 93 10 3
2152 For the first time in my life, I wish my name wasn't "Honey". 1.1509 0.03975 106 92 12 2
2153 Any idea where the tea party is? 1.1509 0.03742 106 91 14 1
2154 Someone missed the #metoo seminar. 1.1509 0.04195 106 93 10 3
2155 Honey, I'm home. 1.1509 0.03975 106 92 12 2
2156 You are right Phil, I will stop calling you honey bear outside of the house" 1.1509 0.03226 106 91 15 0
2157 Now this is a sticky situation... 1.1509 0.03742 106 91 14 1
2158 You should see the size of my sweet spot. 1.1509 0.03742 106 89 14 1
2159 I can't bear any more of your waffling. 1.1509 0.04195 106 93 10 3
2160 Are you sure those edibles were just for 'relaxation'? 1.1509 0.03975 106 92 12 2
2161 Oh no, it must have smelled the tea brewing. 1.1509 0.03742 106 91 14 1
2162 He's harmless, but leave the giant syrup lady alone. 1.1509 0.03742 106 91 14 1
2163 I told you to look at the expiration date. But you never listen. 1.1509 0.03742 106 91 14 1
2164 Just say we’re vegans and it will go away. 1.1509 0.03742 106 91 14 1
2165 A weekend out of the city and we still can't escape aggressive commercialism. 1.1509 0.03975 106 92 12 2
2166 I don't know... there was this witch and I said, "I feel like some honey" 1.1509 0.03742 106 91 14 1
2167 Quick, boil some hot tea! 1.1509 0.03742 106 91 14 1
2168 I know he seems angry but maybe he's sweet on the inside 1.1509 0.03742 106 91 14 1
2169 Run Bill! I guess it's bear seasoning already! 1.1509 0.04195 106 93 10 3
2170 You are what you eat I guess 1.1509 0.03975 106 92 12 2
2171 Quit calling me 'Honey', I don't even know you! 1.1509 0.03742 106 91 14 1
2172 Go ahead, call me cute. 1.1509 0.04195 106 93 10 3
2173 These bears look vaguely familiar but I can’t quite place it. 1.1509 0.03742 106 91 14 1
2174 Don't get between him and his biscuits. 1.1509 0.03494 106 90 16 0
2175 Want to give me a squeeze? 1.1509 0.03742 106 91 14 1
2176 Don’t worry. There’s no way a honey bear can spoil a perfectly good afternoon 1.1509 0.03742 106 91 14 1
2177 Curl up and act like a biscuit! 1.1509 0.03742 106 91 14 1
2178 Ummm, honey?!? 1.1509 0.04195 106 93 10 3
2179 Just back away slowly. If he charges, curl into a ball like a piece of baklava, and I'll sprinkle walnuts on you. 1.1509 0.03494 106 90 16 0
2180 Hey, campers, may I join you? I'm great on biscuits. 1.1509 0.03975 106 92 12 2
2181 Honey let's go, this guy in the hat is really creeping me out. 1.1509 0.03742 106 91 14 1
2182 Look honey, it's a bear! 1.1509 0.04195 106 93 10 3
2183 Well, we are still sugar free. 1.1509 0.04195 106 93 10 3
2184 Remembering, don’t run or make a lot of noise . If you do things could get real sticky 1.1509 0.03975 106 92 12 2
2185 I preferred it when we got honey from bees 1.1509 0.03975 106 92 12 2
2186 Too much for a second date? 1.1509 0.03742 106 91 14 1
2187 You're positive that those mushrooms weren't psychedelic? 1.1509 0.03975 106 92 12 2
2188 Fine to use the honey....0nly what do we do about recycling the plastic container? 1.1509 0.03494 106 90 16 0
2189 What was in those brownies? 1.1509 0.04195 106 93 10 3
2190 The family is branching out to stop Forest Fires. 1.1509 0.04195 106 93 10 3
2191 Oh Honey Bears do s*** in the woods.. 1.1509 0.04404 106 94 8 4
2192 Do you think he accepts maple syrup? 1.1509 0.03975 106 92 12 2
2193 Did you bring the pancake mix? 1.1509 0.03742 106 91 14 1
2194 He says, "The money's much better than the wildfire gig." 1.1509 0.03742 106 91 14 1
2195 You were expecting Little Miss Muffit? 1.1509 0.03742 106 91 14 1
2196 Almost as judgmental as your mother. 1.1509 0.03742 106 91 14 1
2197 When I said you’re my big squeeze honey bear, I meant him. 1.1509 0.03975 106 92 12 2
2198 I'm not him. I don't even know what a Pooh is. 1.1509 0.03494 106 90 16 0
2199 Cool couples costumes, guys. 1.1509 0.03975 106 92 12 2
2200 What happened to Smokey? 1.1509 0.04195 106 93 10 3
2201 Excuse me, but do you have any toilet paper? 1.1509 0.03975 106 92 12 2
2202 Honey, let’s get out of here. 1.1509 0.03975 106 92 12 2
2203 I didn't mean to insult you. I bet other bears find you very attractive. 1.1509 0.03975 106 92 12 2
2204 One of you called out 'honey bear', the other said 'Sweetie'. Well, here I am. What do you want? 1.1509 0.03742 106 91 14 1
2205 Locavores! Where’s your food co-op now? 1.1509 0.03742 106 91 14 1
2206 Mrs. Smokey? 1.1509 0.03742 106 91 14 1
2207 But the ranger said everything would be vegan-friendly. 1.1509 0.04195 106 93 10 3
2208 I never said granola was good for you. 1.1509 0.02935 106 92 14 0
2209 I think we ate the wrong wild mushrooms! 1.1509 0.03742 106 91 14 1
2210 Do we make noise or play dead with this one? 1.1509 0.04195 106 93 10 3
2211 They all think they are comedians. 1.1509 0.03742 106 91 14 1
2212 As soon as we find the butter we can open the pancake house. 1.1509 0.03975 106 92 12 2
2213 I told you not to leave the waffles out.. 1.1509 0.04404 106 94 8 4
2214 Don't worry, he's stuck. 1.1509 0.03742 106 91 14 1
2215 Don't make any sudden squeezing motions. 1.1509 0.03975 106 92 12 2
2216 I told you not to step on that bee." ' 1.1509 0.03975 106 92 12 2
2217 I’m substituting for Smokey, the Bear,” who’s on emergency assignment. “Please, don’t hurt the bees. 1.1495 0.03710 107 92 14 1
2218 Haven't we had the conversation about boundaries...? 1.1456 0.03755 103 89 13 1
2219 Even the wildlife is used to make a buck in advertising. Nothing is sacred in Trumps regime. 1.1456 0.04001 103 90 11 2
2220 Aww, he looks sweet. 1.1456 0.04232 103 91 9 3
2221 Quick, give me some tea. 1.1456 0.03493 103 88 15 0
2222 Damn plastic. 1.1456 0.04001 103 90 11 2
2223 He said it's a magic cap he got from his friend, Frosty. 1.1456 0.04451 103 92 7 4
2224 The guidebook says to either play dead, or scoop the dollop of honey with your finger. 1.1456 0.04232 103 91 9 3
2225 Don't worry, I'm all natural. 1.1456 0.03755 103 89 13 1
2226 Lost hikers look like hot cakes to me." 1.1456 0.04001 103 90 11 2
2227 It'll need more than simple sugars to survive the winter. 1.1456 0.03755 103 89 13 1
2228 I think we're standing between her and her breakfast cereal. 1.1456 0.03755 103 89 13 1
2229 Tell Smokey I'm through with the "But Honey, I have to work late at the Ranger station" line 1.1456 0.04001 103 90 11 2
2230 Ah for crying out loud 1.1456 0.03755 103 89 13 1
2231 You don't have to out run it, just spread it over toast. 1.1456 0.04001 103 90 11 2
2232 I know it says 'all natural,' but she's still ruining the mood. 1.1456 0.04232 103 91 9 3
2233 OK, don't panic....SLOWLY hand me the instant oatmeal. 1.1456 0.03755 103 89 13 1
2234 Should we flip and squeeze him from the bottom or just run? 1.1456 0.03493 103 88 15 0
2235 But I thought I was your main squeeze 1.1456 0.04001 103 90 11 2
2236 It's eerie the way he just keeps humming Tupelo Honey. 1.1456 0.03493 103 88 15 0
2237 He looks sweet but I wouldn't get too close. 1.1456 0.04001 103 90 11 2
2238 Let’s invite him for tea. 1.1456 0.04001 103 90 11 2
2239 He had tracked the Butterworths for days, and now he would have his revenge. 1.1456 0.04001 103 90 11 2
2240 Why are hanging out with the dude with the beard? 1.1456 0.04001 103 90 11 2
2241 Mary: "Oh my god, how terrifying!" Jeff: "Why cause he's a bear?" Mary: "No, I suspect it isn't non-GMO honey." 1.1456 0.03209 103 88 13 0
2242 I told you about him before. “My Maine squeeze.” 1.1456 0.03755 103 89 13 1
2243 The bees are really getting serious about gueriella marketing. 1.1456 0.04232 103 91 9 3
2244 Be careful-he’s not BPA free. 1.1456 0.03493 103 88 15 0
2245 I can’t bear another hug ! Last time he wanted me to be HIS honey 1.1456 0.04001 103 90 11 2
2246 Didn't you get the memo ? Back packs are a must not an option. 1.1456 0.04451 103 92 7 4
2247 If he thinks we're toast, we're toast. 1.1456 0.04001 103 90 11 2
2248 Let’s hope he’s just here for the teddy bears’ picnic, . 1.1456 0.04001 103 90 11 2
2249 It’s not as if we’re apiarists! 1.1456 0.03493 103 90 12 1
2250 Don't be afraid honey, he looks very sweet 1.1456 0.03755 103 89 13 1
2251 Yes, be afraid. I'm not as sweet as I look. I've been unfairly labeled. 1.1456 0.03755 103 89 13 1
2252 Be calm, he won't hurt us... Just try not to look like a pancake 1.1456 0.03493 103 88 15 0
2253 Quick, where's that empty jar? 1.1456 0.03493 103 88 15 0
2254 Can I borrow your brush? I’ve misplaced my honeycomb. 1.1456 0.03755 103 89 13 1
2255 I understand that he has kisses sweeter than wine. 1.1456 0.04001 103 90 11 2
2256 I think he wants us to clean his nozzle 1.1456 0.03755 103 89 13 1
2257 Huh. I guess you really ARE what you eat. 1.1456 0.03755 103 89 13 1
2258 I have a feeling a really small Smokey the Bear is in your kitchen cabinet... 1.1456 0.04001 103 90 11 2
2259 You distract her while I steep the 40-pound teabag. 1.1456 0.03755 103 89 13 1
2260 I hope he's as sweet as he looks. 1.1456 0.04001 103 90 11 2
2261 My colleague down the river has Maple Syrup 1.1456 0.03755 103 89 13 1
2262 I'd be a lot less scared if that was non-GMO, fair trade, certified organic agave. 1.1456 0.04001 103 90 11 2
2263 But you said I was your one and only honey bear. 1.1456 0.04232 103 91 9 3
2264 It's the Ghost of Pooh Sticks past. 1.1456 0.04001 103 90 11 2
2265 All the better to eat you with my dear.... 1.1456 0.04232 103 91 9 3
2266 I think he wants us to keep away from the wildflowers! 1.1456 0.04001 103 90 11 2
2267 I told you to stop calling me honey! 1.1456 0.03755 103 89 13 1
2268 Looks like he will be sticking to us. 1.1456 0.03755 103 89 13 1
2269 Geez... for a minute I thought that was a big bottle of mustard. 1.1456 0.04001 103 90 11 2
2270 I don't HAVE a hot cross bun. Do you suppose he'd like some trail mix? 1.1456 0.04001 103 90 11 2
2271 He seems sweet, but, I mean, he's leaking brain fluid! 1.1456 0.04001 103 90 11 2
2272 No, sorry, we haven't seen any gummie cubs around here. 1.1456 0.03755 103 89 13 1
2273 If you were looking for your honey boo-boo, you’ve found me. 1.1456 0.03755 103 89 13 1
2274 Y'know, bearhugs can be really sweet. 1.1456 0.04451 103 92 7 4
2275 Whatever you do, don't run... or put the kettle on. 1.1456 0.04001 103 90 11 2
2276 That's a sweet decoy. 1.1456 0.03755 103 89 13 1
2277 I knew a bear would crystallize before our eyes! 1.1456 0.04232 103 91 9 3
2278 'Of course I've washed my hands.' 1.1456 0.03755 103 91 10 2
2279 It'll be ok. I've heard they're actually very sweet. 1.1456 0.03755 103 89 13 1
2280 Well, this will catch the flies for sure, Froggy. 1.1456 0.04001 103 90 11 2
2281 Smokey went out to the coast to picket PG&E. 1.1456 0.03755 103 89 13 1
2282 O.K. Einstein...How do you expect to get us out of this sticky mess 1.1456 0.03755 103 89 13 1
2283 Just don't get between her and her combs! 1.1456 0.03755 103 89 13 1
2284 Careful! Don't get between her and her cub-cake 1.1456 0.03493 103 87 15 0
2285 If you go into the woods today, you'd better bring slices of toast. 1.1456 0.03755 103 89 13 1
2286 Watch out, those things are always sticky. 1.1456 0.04001 103 90 11 2
2287 OK, it's cute. But the cap still drips. 1.1456 0.04232 103 91 9 3
2288 Honey... what is that? 1.1456 0.04001 103 90 11 2
2289 I think that he is asking for a Heimlich maneuver. 1.1456 0.04001 103 90 11 2
2290 It's the bees, Carl- and they're pissed. 1.1456 0.04001 103 90 11 2
2291 Has either of you met a boy walking through this wood named Christopher? 1.1456 0.03755 103 89 13 1
2292 Don't panic, he's as slow as molasses. 1.1456 0.04001 103 90 11 2
2293 It's best to play dead. You can't outrun diabetes. 1.1456 0.04232 103 91 9 3
2294 Hey, I heard there are some crackers around here. 1.1456 0.04001 103 90 11 2
2295 Sneak surprise! Can it be a Trojan Grizzly in Honey Bear's Fur? 1.1456 0.04001 103 90 11 2
2296 Just turn slowly and offer him our toast and milk 1.1456 0.04001 103 90 11 2
2297 Where's Aunt Jemima when we need her? 1.1456 0.03755 103 89 13 1
2298 Honey, wheres my super suit? 1.1456 0.04001 103 90 11 2
2299 Honey, we are in a bit of a sticky situation." 1.1456 0.04001 103 90 11 2
2300 For just $100 I can provide you guaranteed safety and security. 1.1456 0.04001 103 89 11 2
2301 I told you not to put those mushrooms in the pancakes. 1.1456 0.03755 103 89 13 1
2302 How about a little squeeze, honey? 1.1456 0.03755 103 89 13 1
2303 We should have taken our chances with Mrs. Butterworth 1.1456 0.04451 103 92 7 4
2304 Play dead or we’re toast. 1.1456 0.03493 103 88 15 0
2305 Looks like Teddy is still in costume! 1.1456 0.04001 103 90 11 2
2306 And don’t call me Squirt! 1.1456 0.03755 103 89 13 1
2307 It's nutt'n Honey, she's really sweet. 1.1456 0.04001 103 90 11 2
2308 Quick! Lay down and pretend we're waffles! 1.1456 0.04001 103 90 11 2
2309 Just don't call me 'Honey' 'til we get home. 1.1456 0.03755 103 89 13 1
2310 I don’t know, he doesn’t look organic 1.1456 0.04001 103 90 11 2
2311 And here I thought honey came from bees.... 1.1456 0.03755 103 89 13 1
2312 It doesn't have any legs so I think we can outrun it. 1.1456 0.04001 103 90 11 2
2313 Sweet fucking Jesus. 1.1456 0.04660 103 93 5 5
2314 Who ordered lifesize? 1.1456 0.03755 103 89 13 1
2315 I always wondered where they got the model. 1.1456 0.03755 103 89 13 1
2316 I'm frightened, but also hungry for chicken nuggets. 1.1456 0.03493 103 88 15 0
2317 He's restaurant size. 1.1456 0.03755 103 89 13 1
2318 No, thank you, I was talking to my husband. 1.1456 0.03493 103 88 15 0
2319 Quick, a piece of bread! 1.1456 0.03755 103 89 13 1
2320 Careful, it’s probably not pasteurized. 1.1456 0.04001 103 90 11 2
2321 Oh no, is that what's killing the bees? 1.1456 0.04001 103 90 11 2
2322 We don't need to run; Honey Bears are notoriously slow. 1.1456 0.04001 103 90 11 2
2323 Climate change is worse than we thought. 1.1456 0.04001 103 90 11 2
2324 Can you tell me where the bees have gone? Are you out here looking for them, too? 1.1456 0.03493 103 88 15 0
2325 Have you seen the birthday boy? He got scared of me and ran off. 1.1456 0.03755 103 89 13 1
2326 Don't move or you will be sweeten" 1.1456 0.03755 103 89 13 1
2327 If you hurt us, you'll find yourself in hot water. 1.1456 0.03493 103 88 15 0
2328 Whatever you do, don't panic - just lie flat and look like a waffle. 1.1456 0.03493 103 88 15 0
2329 Do you think he needs the bathroom? 1.1456 0.03493 103 88 15 0
2330 I know he’s sweet, but he really gives me the creeps. 1.1456 0.03755 103 89 13 1
2331 This is about to be an unbearably sticky situation. 1.1456 0.04232 103 91 9 3
2332 He grew out of the Hunny phase then? 1.1456 0.03755 103 89 13 1
2333 I thought the bees were going to the problem. 1.1456 0.03755 103 89 13 1
2334 If you didn’t drink all our water, we could’ve easily dissolved this situation. 1.1456 0.03493 103 88 15 0
2335 Uh, I think it is tea time. 1.1456 0.03493 103 87 11 1
2336 It looks like you have found yourselves in a sticky situation. 1.1456 0.03755 103 89 13 1
2337 Fine -- whatever! I did say 'Honey, bear!' But it's not the time for semantics. 1.1456 0.04001 103 90 11 2
2338 Are you sure I should climb the beanstalk wearing this costume? 1.1456 0.04232 103 91 9 3
2339 Maybe he’s sweeter than he looks. 1.1456 0.04001 103 90 11 2
2340 Not only is it patronizing to call me 'honey', right now it's redundant. 1.1456 0.04001 103 90 11 2
2341 Definitely an approach avoidance situation. 1.1456 0.03755 103 89 13 1
2342 I TOLD you we should have brought tea! 1.1456 0.04001 103 90 11 2
2343 Maybe all he wants is a cup of tea? 1.1456 0.03755 103 89 13 1
2344 Relax, it's not an aggressive species. They're actually very sweet. 1.1456 0.03755 103 89 13 1
2345 Honey Bear just takes what it wants. 1.1456 0.04001 103 90 11 2
2346 This one’s even worse: if he gets to you, you’ll be all sticky. 1.1456 0.04001 103 90 11 2
2347 I wasn't expecting the bear of breakfasts past. 1.1456 0.03493 103 87 15 0
2348 Hey, I'm looking for my Aunt Jemimah. 1.1456 0.03755 103 89 13 1
2349 You take it, I'm carrying the peanut butter. 1.1456 0.03493 103 88 15 0
2350 Can you tell me which way to Starbucks? 1.1456 0.03755 103 89 13 1
2351 I don't think it's organic. 1.1456 0.03493 103 88 15 0
2352 Just stay calm and back away slowly. I've heard this kind of bear is actually really sweet. 1.1456 0.03493 103 88 15 0
2353 Honey Bear stalks the intruders. 1.1456 0.03493 103 90 12 1
2354 Do I LOOK indigenous to this area? 1.1456 0.04001 103 90 11 2
2355 I shoulda known my sugar daddy had a honey bear. 1.1456 0.04232 103 91 9 3
2356 Honestly, it’s more than I can bear. 1.1429 0.04103 98 86 10 2
2357 You think this is weird? Wait until you taste the creek water. 1.1400 0.03766 100 87 12 1
2358 I hear they just kill flies. 1.1400 0.03766 100 87 12 1
2359 If you had called me Robert, he would not have shown up! 1.1400 0.03766 100 87 12 1
2360 And I thought billboards were bad. 1.1400 0.03766 100 87 12 1
2361 They say just Bee natural 1.1400 0.03766 100 87 12 1
2362 Do we play dead or act hungry? 1.1400 0.04025 100 88 10 2
2363 Have you seen my children anywhere? 1.1400 0.04025 100 88 10 2
2364 Everything tastes better with honey on it. 1.1400 0.03766 100 87 12 1
2365 Look dear it's honey bear ; he has to be a sweetie! 1.1400 0.04025 100 88 10 2
2366 Guess Smokey’s got the day off 1.1400 0.04025 100 88 10 2
2367 Do NOT do your pouring tea mime routine! 1.1400 0.03487 100 86 14 0
2368 Uh-oh. This is a sticky situation. 1.1400 0.03766 100 87 12 1
2369 Let's get out of here before we end up in a sticky situation. 1.1400 0.03487 100 86 14 0
2370 So much for the great unsullied wilderness! 1.1400 0.03487 100 86 14 0
2371 I have the crackers. Do we need to worry about the bees? 1.1400 0.03766 100 87 12 1
2372 He wants to know if you’ve seen the plastic cap to the honey. 1.1400 0.03766 100 87 12 1
2373 Can we squeeze him for our oatmeal? 1.1400 0.03766 100 87 12 1
2374 Oh my God! The legendary Enema Bear is real! I thought that was just a NatGeo ratings ploy! 1.1400 0.04025 100 88 10 2
2375 We have Purel, but no Charmin. 1.1400 0.03766 100 87 12 1
2376 I don't know if this will play out like A Quiet Place, or like The Bee Movie. 1.1400 0.03766 100 87 12 1
2377 Got bread? 1.1400 0.03487 100 88 10 1
2378 I know the National Park Service has to cover its costs with outside advertising dollars, but sometimes it really detracts from the authenticity of the wildlife. 1.1400 0.04025 100 88 10 2
2379 Oh my, I forgot the pancakes! 1.1400 0.03766 100 87 12 1
2380 I think he saw us pack the cub 1.1400 0.04025 100 88 10 2
2381 You’ve walked into a very sticky situation! 1.1400 0.04025 100 88 10 2
2382 My friend Pooh sent me, are there any more pancakes? 1.1400 0.04025 100 88 10 2
2383 I think we just found ourselves in a sticky situation. 1.1400 0.03487 100 86 14 0
2384 I don't trust him. He's the big, bad wolf in disguise. 1.1400 0.04025 100 88 10 2
2385 Honey, do you know this man? 1.1400 0.03766 100 87 12 1
2386 What do you mean he looks sweet? 1.1400 0.03766 100 87 12 1
2387 Another clover. Where are all the wildflowers? 1.1400 0.04025 100 88 10 2
2388 How’s about you ditch the tree hugger and get with a real man? How long does he last? Five minutes? I last INDEFINITELY. 1.1400 0.04025 100 88 10 2
2389 If calling you 'honey' did not bring me enough trouble already 1.1400 0.03766 100 87 12 1
2390 oh bother. have you seen my friend badger? 1.1400 0.04025 100 88 10 2
2391 Pardon me. You wouldn't happen to have any granola, would you? 1.1400 0.03487 100 86 14 0
2392 Hired as an inside sales guy, but failed to meet monthly quotas. 1.1400 0.04269 100 89 8 3
2393 Oh crap! That noise we heard? Must've been a microwave loosening this dude up. 1.1400 0.03766 100 87 12 1
2394 Do you see what I see, honey?".. 1.1400 0.03766 100 87 12 1
2395 Do you know what it’s like being chased by bears all the time? 1.1400 0.03487 100 86 14 0
2396 I'm sorry I didn't believe your enchanted forest campfire story, Run! 1.1400 0.04025 100 88 10 2
2397 How about a hug from your honey bear! 1.1400 0.04025 100 88 10 2
2398 What? You’re not the only ones dressing up for Halloween. 1.1400 0.03766 100 87 12 1
2399 I can never figure out how to dose edibles. 1.1400 0.03766 100 87 12 1
2400 Hansel, not again. 1.1400 0.03766 100 87 12 1
2401 Hard to believe that's Yogi's wife 1.1400 0.04025 100 88 10 2
2402 Don’t worry, I heard it’s not even real. 1.1400 0.03487 100 86 14 0
2403 I told you to run him under hot water before we left home. 1.1400 0.03766 100 87 12 1
2404 You left the stove on. 1.1400 0.03766 100 87 12 1
2405 Honey, this is a sticky situation! 1.1400 0.03766 100 87 12 1
2406 She looks a bit crystallized. Maybe we should start a fire to loosen her up... 1.1400 0.03766 100 87 12 1
2407 Can’t you just try to look a little scared? You know how sensitive these Gen Z bears’ egos are.” Cathy Fratto Pittsburgh, PA ccfratto@yahoo.co 1.1400 0.03487 100 85 14 0
2408 As long as he stays point up we don’t have to worry about dribbles. 1.1400 0.04025 100 88 10 2
2409 We're gonna need a bigger pancake... 1.1400 0.03487 100 86 14 0
2410 As scary as he is, I could really go for some tea about now. 1.1400 0.04025 100 88 10 2
2411 You humans stole my children and sold them for ridiculous prices at Sprouts! Now you must pay so I can buy Sprouts! 1.1400 0.03487 100 86 14 0
2412 Hey you guys, You haven’t seen a woman named Goldilocks have you? 1.1400 0.03766 100 87 12 1
2413 I don't think he's interested in us... he's got honey on the brain. 1.1400 0.03766 100 87 12 1
2414 I hear Smokey has been moonlighting on account of budget cuts. 1.1400 0.03766 100 87 12 1
2415 Careful, he's not as sweet as he looks! 1.1400 0.04269 100 89 8 3
2416 I don't know , this could be a bear trap. 1.1400 0.03766 100 87 12 1
2417 Just don’t call me honey. 1.1400 0.04269 100 89 8 3
2418 Don't worry, it's me, Smoky. Smaller government is all about product placement. 1.1400 0.04269 100 89 8 3
2419 Quick, let's get out of here. Those things get so sticky. 1.1400 0.03766 100 87 12 1
2420 The teddy bears are having their picnic..... 1.1400 0.03766 100 87 12 1
2421 No, we haven't seen any Syrup Lady. 1.1400 0.03487 100 86 14 0
2422 Pretend you're coffee! 1.1400 0.03487 100 86 14 0
2423 If you run into Mr. Butterworth you tell him I know all about Ms. Jemima and that for all I care he can sweeten his own flapjacks from now on! 1.1400 0.03487 100 86 14 0
2424 I don't think it can eat us, but diabetes is always a risk 1.1400 0.04025 100 88 10 2
2425 Escape from GMO honey factory. 1.1400 0.03766 100 87 12 1
2426 "Don't panic, but hordes of carnivorous honey ants can't be far behind. 1.1400 0.03766 100 87 12 1
2427 Quick, get the insulin pen! 1.1400 0.03766 100 87 12 1
2428 Look, don't be scared. It's just a 'save the bees' PR thing. 1.1400 0.03487 100 86 14 0
2429 The good news is we haven't started a forest fire. 1.1400 0.03487 100 86 14 0
2430 'Well well well, look who's back. Ive been waiting for you Goldi. Sorry pal we have history, I know exactly how she likes it.' 1.1386 0.03731 101 88 12 1
2431 No, we do not raise bees 1.1386 0.03731 101 88 12 1
2432 If you two run into a Christopher Robin up ahead you tell that kid and his gluttonous friend Winnie that this is the Ninety-Nine Acre Wood and they need to turn around! 1.1386 0.03455 101 87 14 0
2433 Excuse me. Did you see a buttered biscuit pass this way? 1.1386 0.04229 101 90 8 3
2434 Here I am, a giant bear-shaped honey container and yet you two hipster-yuppies still find a way to make yourselves the biggest stereotypes in the forest. 1.1386 0.04229 101 90 8 3
2435 Can you please spare your Monkey Cap to protect my Dear Honey- heart from a huge swarm of hungry bees chasing me?" 1.1386 0.03731 101 88 12 1
2436 Don't make any sudden ricotta toast. 1.1346 0.03630 104 91 12 1
2437 Maybe we should have paid attention to its expiration date. 1.1340 0.03773 97 85 11 1
2438 Hide the beigneits. 1.1340 0.04048 97 86 9 2
2439 Only you can prevent diabetes. 1.1340 0.03773 97 85 11 1
2440 Oh no! A Russian honey pot sex trap to force us to vote Republican! 1.1340 0.04048 97 86 9 2
2441 Honey, this honey bear is definitely NOT sweet as Tupelo honey... 1.1340 0.04048 97 86 9 2
2442 Uh-oh. That's the one you were squeezing hard at the IHOP. 1.1340 0.04305 97 86 7 3
2443 The pairing may startle him, so hand me the pepper spray. 1.1340 0.04048 97 86 9 2
2444 Check your calendar. Halloween was last week. 1.1340 0.04048 97 86 9 2
2445 Let's get that thing off his head before he decides he needs a protein with it. 1.1340 0.04048 97 86 9 2
2446 I knew we shouldn't of walked through the chamomiles. 1.1340 0.04048 97 86 9 2
2447 So this is where you think the ants are heading? 1.1340 0.03477 97 84 13 0
2448 And you can tell that other bear to kiss my sweet you-know-what. 1.1340 0.04548 97 88 5 4
2449 Is he begging or is it a quid pro quo? 1.1340 0.04048 97 85 9 2
2450 He's sweet and all, but he wants me to give him a squeeze. 1.1340 0.04305 97 87 7 3
2451 I’ll be hibernating soon. If you could prepare some hot tea, I’ll sweeten it and we can share. Otherwise, I think I’ll eat you. 1.1340 0.04305 97 87 7 3
2452 Do you think it's a honey trap? 1.1340 0.03477 97 84 13 0
2453 Which of you can run the fastest? 1.1340 0.04048 97 86 9 2
2454 Pooh Bear looked much nicer in the book 1.1340 0.04048 97 86 9 2
2455 Offer it the Swedish Fish and back away slowly. 1.1340 0.03477 97 84 13 0
2456 Don't be scared. You're not my cup of tea 1.1340 0.03477 97 84 13 0
2457 Walk away slowly; he's still shitting. 1.1340 0.04305 97 87 7 3
2458 Smoky's out, cold. So anything done by a bear in these woods, I'M the bear that's doing it. 1.1340 0.04305 97 87 7 3
2459 I think she is Smokey Bear’s wife. 1.1340 0.03773 97 85 11 1
2460 Never recycle a container that’s not completely empty. 1.1340 0.03477 97 84 13 0
2461 Things are about to get very sticky, dear! 1.1340 0.04048 97 86 9 2
2462 I think we can out run him cause it looks like he's been microwaved a few times. 1.1340 0.04305 97 87 7 3
2463 Well at least it's free range 1.1340 0.03773 97 85 11 1
2464 There's no way that's the organic variety 1.1340 0.03773 97 85 11 1
2465 Should we call Mrs. Butterworth's? 1.1340 0.04305 97 87 7 3
2466 What do you mean they said “honey comes from bees”? 1.1340 0.04305 97 87 7 3
2467 Geez, he's gained weight since he broke up with Mrs. Butterworth, the maple syrup gal 1.1340 0.04048 97 86 9 2
2468 I'M FULL OF BEE JIZZ. 1.1340 0.04305 97 87 7 3
2469 My way of giving back 1.1340 0.03477 97 84 13 0
2470 Hillary's trying to show a sweeter side, but she still scares the hell outta me! 1.1340 0.04048 97 86 9 2
2471 Quick honey, get out the pancakes! 1.1340 0.04048 97 86 9 2
2472 Do you think he’s a sweet bear? 1.1340 0.03477 97 84 13 0
2473 We should run — he’s probably stuck to the ground. 1.1340 0.04305 97 87 7 3
2474 I think they've taken this "Make Our Parks Safe Again" theme a bit too far. 1.1340 0.03773 97 85 11 1
2475 Oh no! I never remember--is it make ourselves bigger, make ourselves smaller or pull out an English muffin? 1.1340 0.04048 97 86 9 2
2476 Of course I do that in the woods. But I also collect honey in the woods. 1.1340 0.04048 97 86 9 2
2477 I'm having an Eve moment. 1.1340 0.03477 97 84 13 0
2478 It’s an epidemic Costco products come to life 1.1340 0.03773 97 85 11 1
2479 Aunt Jemima can't be far behind! 1.1340 0.03477 97 84 13 0
2480 Sales have dropped. Should I rebrand in plaid? 1.1340 0.04305 97 87 7 3
2481 I can't remember if your supposed to play dead or give them a biscuit? 1.1340 0.03477 97 84 13 0
2482 Phil, when I said to bring the bare necessities, this is not what I meant. 1.1340 0.03773 97 85 11 1
2483 Got Waffles? 1.1340 0.03773 97 85 11 1
2484 Oh no, do something! The kids very specifically said they want maple syrup. 1.1340 0.03773 97 85 11 1
2485 Big Foot and I are having a superfood party. Want to come? 1.1340 0.04305 97 87 7 3
2486 Okay, back away slowly, eyes down, mouth wide open. 1.1340 0.03477 97 84 13 0
2487 I told you these clothes make us look too white-bread. 1.1340 0.03773 97 85 11 1
2488 Is it still halloween? 1.1340 0.04048 97 86 9 2
2489 Is this what you meant when you said this would be a "sweet hike"? 1.1340 0.04048 97 86 9 2
2490 But remember this too...only YOU can prevent diabetes. 1.1340 0.04548 97 88 5 4
2491 Huh. I thought that nickname was exclusive to us... 1.1340 0.03773 97 85 11 1
2492 Don't be nervous - I'm really very sweet! 1.1340 0.04305 97 87 7 3
2493 So this is what they mean by all natural. 1.1340 0.04048 97 86 9 2
2494 Hey there, are you looking for a chuck-wagon? Follow me. 1.1340 0.03773 97 83 11 1
2495 I think we need to clean the fridge. 1.1340 0.03773 97 85 11 1
2496 Beware! You are what you eat. 1.1340 0.03773 97 85 11 1
2497 I told you we shouldn't have had pancakes. 1.1340 0.03773 97 85 11 1
2498 How did he know we brought pancakes? 1.1340 0.03773 97 85 11 1
2499 They say you are what you eat and this time I want opposable thumbs. 1.1340 0.03477 97 84 12 0
2500 I don't know Dear. He doesn't look like Pooh. 1.1340 0.03477 97 84 13 0
2501 Psst, do you have any bagels and peanut butter? 1.1340 0.03773 97 85 11 1
2502 ..this brings into question the term “Loaded for Bear”... 1.1340 0.03477 97 84 13 0
2503 The lost hikers met a sticky end. 1.1340 0.03773 97 85 11 1
2504 Honey, I shrunk our perception of reality. 1.1340 0.04048 97 86 9 2
2505 Have you by any chance come across my honey, a giant clover? 1.1340 0.03773 97 85 11 1
2506 It’s why we never have a problem with flies here. 1.1340 0.04305 97 87 7 3
2507 I don't care if he's promising medicare for all, just keep walking. 1.1340 0.04048 97 86 9 2
2508 First Big Oil, now Big Honey? 1.1340 0.04048 97 86 9 2
2509 Quick - lie down and act like you're already full of high-fructose corn syrup! 1.1340 0.04305 97 86 7 3
2510 You couldn’t just pack the simple syrup? 1.1340 0.03773 97 85 11 1
2511 Tell him we prefer peanut butter 1.1340 0.03773 97 85 11 1
2512 Honey? I Don't think we're in Molasses anymore 1.1340 0.04048 97 86 9 2
2513 Revenge is sweet! 1.1340 0.03773 97 85 11 1
2514 Say, Mike... did you happen to pack the Earl Grey? 1.1340 0.03773 97 85 11 1
2515 Why are you raiding us for honey?!" 1.1340 0.03477 97 82 11 0
2516 That's what I get for becoming vegan. 1.1340 0.03477 97 84 13 0
2517 Who did you call honey bear? 1.1340 0.03477 97 84 13 0
2518 You distract him while I get a jar. 1.1340 0.03477 97 84 13 0
2519 Are YOU organic?! 1.1340 0.03477 97 84 13 0
2520 This situation could get sticky. 1.1340 0.04048 97 86 9 2
2521 Uh oh. I think we are (French) toast. 1.1340 0.04048 97 86 9 2
2522 Brrrr....Honey, this guy is hiking bare! 1.1340 0.03773 97 85 11 1
2523 Is that whole evolution thing crystallizing for you now? 1.1340 0.04048 97 86 9 2
2524 I am so confused! 1.1340 0.04048 97 86 9 2
2525 I'd kill for a piece of salmon. 1.1340 0.03477 97 84 13 0
2526 I don't know what you people see in nature-if I get any more ants in my honey hole, I'll scream! 1.1340 0.04305 97 87 7 3
2527 I knew it was a bad idea to put honey in your coffee. 1.1340 0.03773 97 85 11 1
2528 Not now, Harvey! 1.1340 0.04048 97 86 9 2
2529 Honey has no expiration date. We're doomed ! 1.1340 0.03773 97 85 11 1
2530 We'll just be on our way...we're more of an stevia family anyway. 1.1340 0.03773 97 85 11 1
2531 Don't be scared. I hear they're a bit sweeter than other bears found in these woods. 1.1340 0.03773 97 85 11 1
2532 It's Smokey the bear's mean cousin Honey. 1.1340 0.04048 97 86 9 2
2533 I have replaced Smokey. 1.1340 0.03773 97 85 11 1
2534 Help!! I'm being pursued by a toasted English muffin! 1.1340 0.03773 97 85 11 1
2535 We know the protocol for a black bear and for a grizzly... 1.1340 0.03477 97 84 13 0
2536 Retreat slowly toward high ground—it’s as dangerous as white sugar. 1.1340 0.04048 97 86 9 2
2537 I think GMOs have gone a bit overboard 1.1340 0.04048 97 86 9 2
2538 I hope he doesn’t step in an aunt pile. 1.1340 0.04048 97 86 9 2
2539 We really got ourselves in a sticky situation 1.1340 0.03773 97 85 11 1
2540 I only hope that's honey. 1.1340 0.03773 97 85 11 1
2541 There's no bee in my bonnet. 1.1340 0.04048 97 86 9 2
2542 There are other jobs besides putting out fires. 1.1340 0.04305 97 87 7 3
2543 You forgot to pack me! 1.1340 0.03773 97 85 11 1
2544 I'm not telling him we've seen Pooh! 1.1340 0.03477 97 84 13 0
2545 Again, I don't really see why making 'grocery shopping an experience' is a good thing 1.1340 0.03477 97 84 13 0
2546 I'm leaning against unscrewing his lid for a taste. 1.1340 0.03773 97 85 11 1
2547 There must be pancakes nearby. 1.1340 0.03773 97 85 11 1
2548 I can’t remember if we’re supposed to yell and jump around, or quietly make toast. 1.1340 0.03477 97 84 13 0
2549 It's your money or your life, I mean honey. 1.1340 0.04048 97 86 9 2
2550 Honey, bear with me through this 1.1340 0.04048 97 86 9 2
2551 YOU TURN IT UPSIDE DOWN! 1.1327 0.04503 98 89 5 4
2552 I think she just wants a hug 1.1327 0.04263 98 88 7 3
2553 Stay very still and maybe he'll leave. Or invite us to tea. 1.1327 0.03737 98 86 11 1
2554 Smile, and don't make any sarcastic remarks about him not being organic. 1.1313 0.03970 99 88 9 2
2555 I hate it when condiments creep up on you! 1.1277 0.04068 94 84 8 2
2556 Quick, get the bread out. 1.1277 0.04068 94 84 8 2
2557 Just give it the toast. 1.1277 0.04068 94 83 8 2
2558 Are you sure it’s organic? 1.1277 0.04068 94 84 8 2
2559 I think we’re safe. He seems to be dispensing with other things. 1.1277 0.03460 94 82 12 0
2560 He looks sweet, squeezable, and slightly sticky." 1.1277 0.03777 94 83 10 1
2561 There must be better ways to market environmentalism. 1.1277 0.03460 94 82 12 0
2562 Finding wholesale honey shouldn't be this hard. 1.1277 0.03777 94 83 10 1
2563 Britney and Max’s First Honeymoon Adventure 1.1277 0.04068 94 83 8 2
2564 Shh. Stay quiet and he may just glaze us. 1.1277 0.04340 94 85 6 3
2565 Don't fall for that sweet face; he's just trying to fatten us up. 1.1277 0.03777 94 83 10 1
2566 Have you seen Mustard Macaw? We were supposed to be dressing. 1.1277 0.04596 94 86 4 4
2567 That would be one very sticky bear hug 1.1277 0.03460 94 82 12 0
2568 Keep calm and pretend you're baklava. 1.1277 0.03460 94 82 12 0
2569 That's the last time I say 'honey bear'. 1.1277 0.03460 94 82 12 0
2570 Sure it looks sweet, but it's the most lethal type of bear - if you count cases of diabetes. 1.1277 0.04068 94 84 8 2
2571 You didn't pack any tea, did you? 1.1277 0.03777 94 83 10 1
2572 “Now remember, we’re in bee country.” 1.1277 0.03460 94 82 12 0
2573 See, I told you honey wasn't vegan! 1.1277 0.04340 94 85 6 3
2574 Don't worry, I'm pasteurized! 1.1277 0.03460 94 82 12 0
2575 I hope befriending him doesn't turn out to be a honey boo-boo. 1.1277 0.03777 94 83 10 1
2576 Reach in my pack for the apple slices. Sloooowly. 1.1277 0.03777 94 83 10 1
2577 I don't know if we should run or get the biscuits out of our packs. 1.1277 0.04068 94 84 8 2
2578 You’d better not refer to me as Honey Bear anymore, until we’re back home. 1.1277 0.04068 94 84 8 2
2579 I think that crack about lube last night was a mistake. 1.1277 0.03777 94 83 10 1
2580 Bears hate pepper spray. And I hate mixing sweet and savory. 1.1277 0.03777 94 83 10 1
2581 Don't believe it - it's Fake Honey ! 1.1277 0.04068 94 83 8 2
2582 Who do you call honey ? 1.1277 0.03777 94 83 10 1
2583 Be careful, they aren't as sweet as they look. 1.1277 0.03460 94 82 12 0
2584 He wants the graham crackers! 1.1277 0.04068 94 84 8 2
2585 So you're telling me Halloween is over??? 1.1277 0.03777 94 83 10 1
2586 This is what happens when you leave your toast on the table at the campground. 1.1277 0.04068 94 84 8 2
2587 You can't outrun high fructose corn syrup with 10% honey. 1.1277 0.04068 94 84 8 2
2588 Did you bring the corn muffins? 1.1277 0.03777 94 83 10 1
2589 I can protect you from the bees 1.1277 0.03460 94 82 12 0
2590 Quiet. And let's pretend we brought our own artificial sweetener. 1.1277 0.03777 94 83 10 1
2591 I thought you said this was Aunt Jemima territory. 1.1277 0.03777 94 83 10 1
2592 This Dyatlov Pass re-enactment just went seriously weird. 1.1277 0.03777 94 83 10 1
2593 Don’t mind me - I’m hiding from Winnie the Pooh 1.1277 0.04068 94 84 8 2
2594 Stay calm. We have no tea. 1.1277 0.03777 94 83 10 1
2595 Careful! It may not be organic, honey. 1.1277 0.04068 94 84 8 2
2596 I thought that gypsy was being metaphorical. 1.1277 0.03777 94 83 10 1
2597 You squeeze him, honey! 1.1277 0.04068 94 84 8 2
2598 The stickus honus bearis is known for its ability to lure ants and coagulate just when you need honey for a recipe. 1.1277 0.04068 94 84 8 2
2599 I'm sweeter than the average bear so just gimme the peanut butter and nobody gets hurt. 1.1277 0.03777 94 83 10 1
2600 Do we run, play dead, or give him peanut butter? 1.1277 0.03460 94 82 12 0
2601 I am Lord of the Flies! 1.1277 0.04068 94 84 8 2
2602 My ex wanted to be reincarnated as a--uh oh. 1.1277 0.04068 94 84 8 2
2603 Did you folks happen to see a pair of claws? 1.1277 0.03460 94 82 12 0
2604 I've stolen so much, they hired me to give samples. 1.1277 0.03777 94 83 10 1
2605 Keep your hat on. 1.1277 0.03777 94 83 10 1
2606 Quick, pass me the insulin spray! 1.1277 0.03777 94 83 10 1
2607 Why keep looking for sugar maples? 1.1277 0.03777 94 83 10 1
2608 Apparently he’s fine with the bare necessities of life. 1.1277 0.04340 94 83 6 3
2609 I told you we shouldn't have taken those 3 jars of honey. 1.1277 0.04068 94 83 8 2
2610 Got any corn flakes, folks 1.1277 0.03460 94 82 12 0
2611 Only YOU can prevent forest fire ants from crawling all over me 1.1277 0.04068 94 84 8 2
2612 Quick, get small and buzz loudly to scare it! 1.1277 0.04068 94 84 8 2
2613 Turn around slowly and I'll get out two slices of bread. 1.1277 0.04340 94 85 6 3
2614 I am not being Xenophobic. I don't like the way she's sticking with us. 1.1277 0.04068 94 84 8 2
2615 Looks like someone had a rough night. Aunt Jemima hog all the wet wipes? 1.1277 0.03777 94 83 10 1
2616 I told you the beanstalk climb was a bad idea. 1.1277 0.03460 94 82 12 0
2617 Don't be afraid. He's actually very sweet inside. 1.1277 0.03777 94 83 10 1
2618 I think it's a trap, honey. 1.1277 0.04068 94 84 8 2
2619 Per chance, did a buttermilk biscuit wander by here? 1.1277 0.03777 94 83 10 1
2620 Beware of bees 1.1277 0.04068 94 84 8 2
2621 None of your beeswax, buster! 1.1277 0.04068 94 84 8 2
2622 This may be a sticky situation we are in. 1.1277 0.03777 94 83 10 1
2623 I think he looks to sweet to hurt us. 1.1277 0.03460 94 82 12 0
2624 Why are you scared? He looks so sweet. 1.1277 0.03777 94 83 10 1
2625 Bring me herbal tea and toast...much toast. Or you shall not pass through these woods alive! 1.1277 0.03777 94 83 10 1
2626 I told you not to bring along English muffins. 1.1277 0.03460 94 82 12 0
2627 Do honey bears eat people? 1.1277 0.03777 94 83 10 1
2628 Honey, you really have to stop Pooh poohing my anxieties. 1.1277 0.04340 94 85 6 3
2629 Maybe if we tell him we don't want to catch flies he'll leave us alone. 1.1277 0.03460 94 82 12 0
2630 Looks like Smokey's new GF, Sticky. 1.1277 0.03777 94 83 10 1
2631 We can't take the risk. He may not be as slow as molasses. 1.1277 0.04068 94 84 8 2
2632 Quick! The extra- large butter knife! 1.1277 0.03777 94 83 10 1
2633 Whew—it's crystallized. 1.1277 0.03777 94 83 10 1
2634 I don’t think we are in Candyland anymore. 1.1277 0.03777 94 83 10 1
2635 In that moment, Kevin and Corinne realized they had stumbled into a sticky situation. 1.1277 0.03777 94 83 10 1
2636 There must be a Teddy Bears' Picnic around here. 1.1277 0.04068 94 84 8 2
2637 Don't worry. It doesn't have any claws. 1.1277 0.03777 94 83 10 1
2638 Do you campers like to party 1.1277 0.03777 94 83 10 1
2639 Be sure to stick with me. 1.1277 0.04068 94 84 8 2
2640 You just had to have honey in your tea. 1.1277 0.03460 94 82 12 0
2641 I smell peanut butter! 1.1277 0.04068 94 84 8 2
2642 I told him we were going local raw. 1.1277 0.03460 94 81 12 0
2643 Don’t move, he’s probably looking for tea!” 1.1277 0.03777 94 83 10 1
2644 Oh! No, no I was talking yo him.... 1.1277 0.03777 94 83 10 1
2645 Now we have to find the milk. 1.1277 0.03777 94 83 10 1
2646 Believe me, he's faster than molasses, but not much faster. 1.1277 0.03460 94 82 12 0
2647 I told you it was free range. 1.1277 0.04068 94 84 8 2
2648 I told you nothing good would happen if you kept calling me "Honey". 1.1277 0.04068 94 84 8 2
2649 this is a test from dev team 1.1277 0.04340 94 85 6 3
2650 I thought I asked you not to bring the pancake mix. 1.1277 0.03460 94 82 12 0
2651 I'm trying to find my roots. Can you tell what a maple tree looks like? 1.1277 0.04068 94 84 8 2
2652 Where else would you think I'd do it? 1.1277 0.04068 94 82 8 2
2653 He's moved about ten feet since yesterday. 1.1277 0.03460 94 82 12 0
2654 Missus Butterworth - I presume? 1.1277 0.04068 94 84 8 2
2655 honey hug, anyone? 1.1277 0.04340 94 85 6 3
2656 And we thought gummy bears were scary! 1.1277 0.03777 94 83 10 1
2657 are you sure that making bzz noises, pretending to be beez will work? 1.1277 0.03777 94 83 10 1
2658 Do you happen to have an EPI PEN? 1.1277 0.03777 94 83 10 1
2659 This might be a good spot for our tea party. 1.1277 0.04068 94 84 8 2
2660 Would you mind giving me a big hug? 1.1277 0.03777 94 83 10 1
2661 A 1.1277 0.04340 94 85 6 3
2662 Al, I don't think he's dangerous, but I wonder if he wants those English Muffins in your backpack? 1.1277 0.03460 94 82 12 0
2663 Stick around. The grizzly will be back in a minute. 1.1277 0.03777 94 83 10 1
2664 A little honey for your pot? 1.1277 0.04068 94 84 8 2
2665 Quick, the no-stick bear spray! 1.1277 0.03460 94 82 12 0
2666 Don’t worry, she only feeds on clover. 1.1277 0.03460 94 82 12 0
2667 We've come between momma and her Teddy Graham! 1.1277 0.03777 94 82 9 1
2668 I heard National Parks was allowing ads... 1.1277 0.03777 94 83 10 1
2669 Don't be scared, I'm sweet. 1.1277 0.03777 94 83 10 1
2670 Welcome to the forest. I'm so glad you came for dinner! 1.1277 0.03777 94 83 10 1
2671 That's Barney. He used to work in Madison Avenue. 1.1277 0.03777 94 83 10 1
2672 Here's the plan: I drop the waffle, we run like hell. 1.1277 0.03777 94 83 10 1
2673 Have you seen Boo Boo? 1.1277 0.03777 94 83 10 1
2674 Uh oh, it looks like he's out lusting after the Mrs. Buttersworth's bottle again. 1.1277 0.04340 94 85 6 3
2675 His honey showed up topless. 1.1277 0.03777 94 83 10 1
2676 So, about the bears and the bees... 1.1277 0.03777 94 83 10 1
2677 best leave it be. you know how sticky they can get 1.1277 0.03777 94 83 10 1
2678 Y'all want some crack? 1.1277 0.03777 94 83 10 1
2679 We probably shouldn't have eaten those mushrooms. 1.1277 0.03777 94 83 10 1
2680 Bush did 9/11 1.1277 0.04068 94 84 8 2
2681 Did you happen to see where Aunt Jemima went? 1.1277 0.03777 94 83 10 1
2682 Don't "Honey" me. 1.1277 0.04068 94 84 8 2
2683 Quick! Pass me the repellant toast. 1.1277 0.03777 94 83 10 1
2684 Who said the bees were becoming extinct? 1.1277 0.04340 94 85 6 3
2685 Where’s the picnic? 1.1277 0.04068 94 84 8 2
2686 Just what we need 1.1277 0.03777 94 83 10 1
2687 I'll draw her away. You: SAVE THE HIVES! 1.1277 0.03460 94 82 12 0
2688 Do you think he’s as sweet as he looks? 1.1277 0.03460 94 82 12 0
2689 Can you bee my friend? 1.1277 0.04068 94 84 8 2
2690 Stick up your hands and nobody gets hurt! 1.1277 0.04068 94 84 8 2
2691 Please be sweet. 1.1277 0.03460 94 82 12 0
2692 If you hike into the woods today, you're in for a big surprise. 1.1277 0.03777 94 83 10 1
2693 This free-range trend is getting a bit ridiculous 1.1277 0.03777 94 83 10 1
2694 Honey, did you remember to pack the bear spray? 1.1277 0.03460 94 82 12 0
2695 You didn't forget to put the tea in the bear bag, did you hun? 1.1277 0.03777 94 82 10 1
2696 If you ask me, he looks even more out of it than that lady we saw this morning wearing the apron and packing all that syrup. 1.1277 0.03777 94 83 10 1
2697 What made you think you can fetch a pail of water! I am going to break your crown and throw you off the hill. 1.1277 0.04068 94 84 8 2
2698 Nice. 1.1277 0.03777 94 83 10 1
2699 If you don't stop calling me that, sweetie, this could get very sticky. 1.1277 0.03460 94 82 12 0
2700 I think I took the wrong turn on the shaman’s path. 1.1277 0.03777 94 83 10 1
2701 Winnie the Pooh wasn't just eating out of that honey jar... 1.1277 0.04068 94 84 8 2
2702 Hey, have you seen a bear named Winnie? We have a blind date for something to eat? 1.1277 0.03777 94 83 10 1
2703 So sorry to trouble you but I’m trying to recycle myself? 1.1277 0.03777 94 83 10 1
2704 Bear with me but we 1.1277 0.03460 94 82 12 0
2705 He is a good substitute for maple syrup. 1.1277 0.04068 94 84 8 2
2706 You know, I read that they’re invasive. 1.1277 0.03777 94 83 10 1
2707 Oh look, It’s the only bear that never goes extinct. 1.1277 0.03777 94 83 10 1
2708 When corporations own camping... 1.1277 0.04068 94 84 8 2
2709 Which end do we squeeze? 1.1277 0.03777 94 83 10 1
2710 The year is 2035. The US Government has responded to mass extinctions and dwindling bee populations by genetically modifying fauna to have multiple uses... to limited effect. 1.1277 0.04068 94 84 8 2
2711 After bees dissapeared we purchased honey bears from China to keep things natural around here. 1.1277 0.03777 94 83 10 1
2712 Hawking honey pays better than public service ads about forest fires. 1.1277 0.04068 94 84 8 2
2713 Quiet... it can't see us if we don't move, Honey 1.1277 0.03460 94 82 12 0
2714 Honey! What do we do?! 1.1277 0.03777 94 83 10 1
2715 Temptation follows you everywhere. 1.1277 0.04068 94 84 8 2
2716 Quick, get the bear spray and the chicken nuggets. 1.1277 0.03777 94 83 10 1
2717 ' I am not your average bear sweetie." 1.1277 0.04068 94 84 8 2
2718 Uh oh, honey... 1.1277 0.04068 94 84 8 2
2719 I think he wants a hug. This could get messy. 1.1277 0.03777 94 83 10 1
2720 Even the bears are feeling pressure from society to look a certain way 1.1277 0.03460 94 82 12 0
2721 Travel Advisory: Please Leave Tea & High Tea Supplies at Home, as it Will Attract Local Fauna 1.1277 0.04068 94 84 8 2
2722 Honey, the honey has an ominous look and a funny hat, we'd better give it the granola. 1.1277 0.03777 94 83 10 1
2723 Let's do Honey now, then we can look for Smokey 1.1277 0.04340 94 85 6 3
2724 They're only dangerous when their young ones are around. 1.1277 0.03777 94 83 10 1
2725 Be still. He's looking for the herbal tea, not us. 1.1277 0.03777 94 83 10 1
2726 Uh oh, we’ve gotten ourselves into a sticky situation. 1.1277 0.04068 94 84 8 2
2727 Honey, which way does the trail— “I think you need to start calling me a different pet name. 1.1277 0.03777 94 85 7 2
2728 I hate saccharine endings. 1.1277 0.04068 94 84 8 2
2729 I think that bear got guac on his sombrero. 1.1277 0.03460 94 82 12 0
2730 I think it's a decoy. 1.1277 0.04068 94 84 8 2
2731 Did someone say "Honey Bear"? 1.1277 0.04068 94 84 8 2
2732 Actually, in this case running away works just fine. 1.1277 0.03777 94 83 10 1
2733 I told you to hide the toast. 1.1277 0.03777 94 83 10 1
2734 Ditch the pancake mix. 1.1277 0.04068 94 84 8 2
2735 Before we run, could you check if it’s on sale? 1.1277 0.04340 94 85 6 3
2736 It's okay, Brad. It's that harmless product placement hologram everyone's been spotting. 1.1277 0.03777 94 83 10 1
2737 Hold very still -- I'll get the tea out of your pack. 1.1277 0.04068 94 84 8 2
2738 I told you to stay in my pantry! 1.1277 0.04068 94 84 8 2
2739 I just tell you the next part of the trail is rather sticky. 1.1277 0.03460 94 82 12 0
2740 Brown hit the ground, clover tip it over. 1.1277 0.04068 94 84 8 2
2741 By any chance, are you a Costco member? 1.1277 0.03777 94 85 7 2
2742 That much honey could kill you. 1.1277 0.03460 94 82 12 0
2743 You folks look like you have gotten yourselves into a sticky situation. 1.1277 0.04340 94 85 6 3
2744 Have you seen a slice of toast? 1.1277 0.03460 94 82 12 0
2745 Stand your ground, show no fear, and slowly take the saltines and peanut butter out of my backpack. 1.1277 0.04068 94 84 8 2
2746 Actually no I do not want to find out why you call it “the honey pot” 1.1277 0.03777 94 83 10 1
2747 Oh dear...I can't seem to find my way to the back of the cabinet ! 1.1277 0.04068 94 84 8 2
2748 You know, I'd never have guessed that that was Honey Boo Boo! 1.1277 0.03777 94 83 10 1
2749 Don't be afraid. You've purchased my kids in Safeway. 1.1277 0.04068 94 84 8 2
2750 Well, that‘s what I call a sticky situation. 1.1277 0.04068 94 84 8 2
2751 We don't know whether to spray you or lick your snoot! 1.1277 0.04340 94 85 6 3
2752 Don't let him hug you! You'll get all sticky 1.1277 0.03460 94 82 12 0
2753 There's too many conflicting messages here 1.1277 0.03777 94 83 10 1
2754 If we don't find out way out of here we're toast. 1.1277 0.04068 94 84 8 2
2755 Do you know the trail that leads to Costco? 1.1277 0.04068 94