Contest #683


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683

The winning captions

These captions are chosen by The New Yorker.

  1. “I guarantee he brings up the whole discovering-fire thing within the first five minutes.”
  2. “Four-story brownstones? They’ll never catch on, not in a million years.”
  3. “It scrape sky.”


Name Value
Submission deadline 2019-10-27T21:49:00.000Z
Voting started -
Voting ended 2019-11-10T22:51:00.000Z
Finalists announced 2019-11-04T22:50:00.000Z
Magazine(s) announcing finalists issued November 11, 2019
Number of captions 3597
Number of responses 833200
Number of participants -


Dashboard

In this table, the "mean" means the empirically measured average funniness score when the "unfunny", "somewhat funny" and "funny" receive a funniness score of 1, 2, 3 respectively. "Precison" is the standard error of the mean, the standard deviation of the mean estimate. With that, a caption with an empirical mean μ and precision σ has true mean in the range [μ - 2σ, μ + 2σ] with 95% probability by the 68-95-99.7 rule assuming the responses are indepedent and identically distributed.

Rank Caption Mean Precision Total votes "Unfunny" votes "Somewhat funny" votes "Funny" votes
0 They must have made a fortune from the wheel. 2.0591 0.00762 9805 2539 4157 3109
1 We are going to go with Noah, but thanks. 1.9876 0.00733 11546 3652 4387 3507
2 I guarantee he brings up the whole discovering fire thing within the first five minutes. 1.9729 0.00766 10648 3479 3980 3189
3 What'd you expect? She hunts-gathers, too , and they have no kids. 1.9481 0.00763 10633 3587 4016 3030
4 Of course it’s pretentious- didn’t you see the rock he gave her? 1.9425 0.00802 9946 3488 3548 2910
5 Four-story brownstones? It'll never catch on, not in a million years. 1.9323 0.00746 11248 3925 4160 3163
6 This makes our place look like a cave." 1.9315 0.00864 7864 2594 3215 2055
7 If you stopped drawing on the walls and got a real job maybe we could live here too. 1.9049 0.00808 9360 3354 3547 2459
8 They’re from prehistoric money 1.8946 0.00845 8951 3379 3136 2436
9 Of course you know that wheel was really her idea. 1.8827 0.00966 6438 2357 2479 1602
10 Ever since the Babels moved into that new apartment it’s like they’re speaking an entirely different language. 1.8472 0.01153 4463 1717 1711 1035
11 After dinner they want to go out clubbing. 1.8420 0.00909 7905 3315 2529 2061
12 I bet she can’t wait to brag about her new granite countertops. 1.8355 0.00839 8822 3581 3111 2130
13 We'll come back when stairs have been invented. 1.7869 0.00934 6756 2862 2472 1422
14 Only your parents would find a way to visit before the invention of stairs. 1.7796 0.01785 1969 882 639 448
15 It's only a matter of time before some Neanderthal decides to name one after himself. 1.7791 0.01113 5463 2584 1502 1377
16 Congratulations... you got the Trump sign removed! 1.7776 0.01148 5217 2503 1371 1343
17 (whispering) Oh, god! A four-story walk up. Just wave and look busy. 1.7671 0.00962 6110 2604 2325 1181
18 I remember when they were just cliff dwellers. 1.7557 0.00856 7531 3223 2928 1380
19 So begins the condolithic period. 1.7442 0.01056 5454 2537 1777 1140
20 Evidently his father invented the wheel. 1.7292 0.00824 8131 3655 3028 1448
21 You won’t believe the view! We can see nothing for miles. 1.7147 0.00927 6655 3127 2302 1226
22 Any trouble finding the place? 1.7132 0.00939 6531 3088 2229 1214
23 It IS flat! Come on up and see for yourself! 1.7045 0.01028 5449 2613 1834 1002
24 I hope she remembered that we’re strictly paleo now 1.6958 0.01222 3718 1769 1311 638
25 We won’t need a fire escape until someone discovers fire. 1.6742 0.01049 5199 2613 1667 918
26 A 4th floor walk-up in the pre-historic district. I’d be smug too. 1.6537 0.00963 5784 2903 1983 898
27 Sure, the view's great, but I hear the co-op board is a bunch of Neanderthals. 1.6511 0.00990 5627 2874 1842 911
28 They must have taken out a mammoth mortgage. 1.6503 0.01306 3214 1639 1060 515
29 It scrape sky. 1.6353 0.00891 8051 4576 1836 1639
30 They can afford it; they are a two-hunter family. 1.6252 0.01006 4906 2482 1781 643
31 Come on up. But don't take the elevator. You'll be waiting a million years. 1.6238 0.01142 4453 2446 1236 771
32 They may feel like the Flintstones now, but they're one earthquake away from being the Rubbles. 1.6173 0.01112 4416 2376 1355 685
33 They haven’t changed, Bob...they’ve evolved. 1.6169 0.01553 2190 1158 713 319
34 Oh look darling; we just invented envy. 1.6088 0.01356 3029 1668 878 483
35 Sorry we’re late! Parking was just nonexistent. 1.5814 0.01295 3060 1694 953 413
36 I can hear you but it is all babel! 1.5807 0.01123 4023 2218 1274 531
37 Wow. The wheel was for real. And we could have gotten in on the ground floor . . . 1.5720 0.01255 3009 1632 1033 344
38 I can't believe you invited gatherers over 1.5700 0.01816 1500 832 481 187
39 We took an Uber, but, in retrospect, we should've taken a Lyft. 1.5648 0.01321 3426 2094 729 603
40 C'mon up, we're getting stoned 1.5624 0.02527 841 490 229 122
41 Oy. Fifth floor apartment, and their elevator won't be installed for another 20,000 years. 1.5620 0.03222 500 287 145 68
42 Hey! We just invented stairs, come see! 1.5570 0.01258 2939 1623 995 321
43 How will we get up there Otis? 1.5532 0.01503 2330 1366 639 325
44 They jumped on it when the housing market was caving. 1.5505 0.01679 1831 1069 516 246
45 I can see Russia from my house! 1.5495 0.02023 1363 825 327 211
46 It sort of takes cave dwelling to new heights. 1.5433 0.01876 1408 817 417 174
47 What'll the Pents call their lovely, new top-floor place? 1.5370 0.02936 581 342 166 73
48 We brought flint for the housewarming. 1.5358 0.01635 1674 943 565 166
49 Kids today. A cave was good enough for us. 1.5306 0.01585 1783 1014 592 177
50 This, my dear, is what separates the ‘caves’ from the ‘cave-nots 1.5304 0.01936 1331 791 374 166
51 Good luck with heating that during the ice age. 1.5304 0.02190 1003 587 300 116
52 Their bathroom's three floors up and there's no plumbing - that's all I'm saying. 1.5268 0.01976 1196 696 370 130
53 It's nice, but he has to kill mammoths, like, eighty hours a week. 1.5251 0.01808 1474 871 432 171
54 Bye. Write when you can. 1.5249 0.01826 1524 921 406 197
55 Hey, Otis here just had a crazy idea. 1.5238 0.02152 1178 735 269 174
56 Let's just wave, it's a walk-up. 1.5236 0.01684 1587 915 513 159
57 Well look who's all homo habilis! 1.5235 0.01743 1572 928 465 179
58 Of course we're still alive, T-Rexes are only 3 stories tall. 1.5212 0.03048 543 329 145 69
59 I heard that her father invented the wheel. 1.5176 0.01732 1509 881 475 153
60 Yeah. Thunderstorm coming. 1.5173 0.01676 1763 1070 476 217
61 I just don't understand the Babels. 1.5162 0.01827 1513 925 395 193
62 Oh I love it! Its so NEW stone age! 1.5155 0.01754 1519 901 453 165
63 Look it's the Pisas. I guess the previous owner didn't tell them about the foundation. 1.5154 0.01932 1331 809 358 164
64 Home-o Erectus. 1.5131 0.02571 766 471 197 98
65 I still think a one floor, open concept cave is much more livable." 1.5125 0.02025 1077 628 346 103
66 A fourth floor walkup? What is this, the stone age? 1.5124 0.01915 1288 771 374 143
67 It's a Cro-Mansion. 1.5122 0.01854 1437 876 386 175
68 Sorry we're late. Foot traffic was terrible. 1.5106 0.03492 376 223 114 39
69 How they can afford a penthouse on a hunter-gatherer's salary, I'll never understand. 1.5094 0.01762 1435 844 451 140
70 Love it, but we’re thinking ark. 1.5092 0.02356 811 479 251 81
71 Well, we wouldn’t still be cave dwellers if you had listened to me and invested in their wheel invention. 1.5080 0.01844 1368 820 401 147
72 Are you ready to go clubbing? 1.5078 0.01916 1284 774 368 142
73 Hey come on in! We just invented the stairs! 1.5069 0.01829 1458 892 393 173
74 We'll come up as soon as someone invents stairs 1.5066 0.01785 1437 858 430 149
75 Look, it’s the Rockefeller's! 1.5050 0.02675 701 435 178 88
76 They love to brag but it’s a walk-up. 1.5021 0.01851 1181 679 411 91
77 I told you gathering paid better. 1.5004 0.01879 1193 698 393 102
78 They put their pelts on one leg at a time just like us. 1.4981 0.02081 1034 623 308 103
79 And we have it for the same week every year! 1.4980 0.02054 1024 607 324 93
80 Remember your cave manners and no writing on the walls this time. 1.4979 0.01916 1171 693 373 105
81 Congrats on making it past the Neanderthals on the co-op board! 1.4975 0.02123 1015 617 292 106
82 Yeah, I heard they built it with all that wheel money. 1.4972 0.01870 1267 759 386 122
83 Well, I wouldn't want to carry a mastodon up there is all I'm saying. 1.4951 0.02131 927 547 301 79
84 Oh look, the Millers have moved from the Mezzanine up to the Pleistocene. 1.4913 0.02043 1150 717 301 132
85 Everyone's so much nicer since they took down the name. 1.4898 0.02498 788 497 196 95
86 We'd invite you up, but I just cut my hair. 1.4897 0.02112 1113 705 271 137
87 No, you come down! 1.4885 0.02830 565 346 162 57
88 Let your hair down and we'll be right up. 1.4885 0.03163 477 298 125 54
89 We got our patent on the wheel! 1.4876 0.02025 1089 665 317 107
90 Sorry, just cut my hair. You'll have to walk up 1.4865 0.02059 1077 664 302 111
91 - Look, I shaved my underarm! - Me too! 1.4863 0.02607 765 496 166 103
92 They've become such show-offs since they discovered fire. 1.4860 0.02060 1039 633 307 99
93 I guess this means means we’ll be getting a Whole Foods soon. 1.4847 0.02439 819 519 203 97
94 You can come down now. Trump just resigned! 1.4846 0.02225 1071 708 212 151
95 Hold tight, Otis has this great idea 1.4846 0.02073 1102 691 288 123
96 That place was built before fire codes. Or fire. 1.4837 0.02176 922 562 274 86
97 Her father invented the wheel 1.4822 0.02062 1068 662 297 109
98 I've heard the artwork in the lobby is amazing. 1.4810 0.02121 946 574 289 83
99 How can he still call himself a "caveman" ? 1.4802 0.02365 731 438 235 58
100 Okay, but the minute he starts blathering on about how little he paid for the cave paintings, we’re outta there. 1.4797 0.02262 861 530 249 82
101 We lucked out. The previous tenant got eaten. 1.4783 0.02464 759 476 203 80
102 Her husband Jim, he's the guy who invented fire. 1.4782 0.02134 1010 633 271 106
103 Sure, it's a walk-up, but it's rent controlled. 1.4769 0.02188 952 596 258 98
104 It was a termite-colony foreclosure we picked up dirt cheap. 1.4768 0.02127 990 616 276 98
105 Why did you invite them?! They can’t eat anything, we put out. It’s always “paleo this, paleo that”...! 1.4756 0.02266 862 535 244 83
106 Don’t bring up her dad’s impeachment. 1.4739 0.03334 460 302 98 60
107 Don’t be mean Ugg. It does not look like a dinosaur feeder. 1.4720 0.02652 661 420 170 71
108 Can you see that new Stonehenge from up there? 1.4712 0.02154 938 583 268 87
109 Nice cave, man. 1.4709 0.02375 773 481 220 72
110 The penthouse? That's amazing. They only just started walking upright. 1.4699 0.02237 864 537 248 79
111 Forget the wheel! We've invented stairs! 1.4692 0.02306 844 534 225 85
112 The next big gust is coming. For a "C" sharp, block the second and fourth windows 1.4686 0.02624 685 440 169 76
113 Sorry we're late. Our wheel broke down. 1.4683 0.02320 758 463 235 60
114 Just smile, they totally overpaid. 1.4683 0.02612 647 406 179 62
115 Last year the wheel, today the ladder. 1.4682 0.02230 848 524 251 73
116 Ever since we moved to Babel, it feels like my sister and I just don’t speak the same language. 1.4677 0.02297 774 476 235 63
117 How nice can it be? There’s no doorman. 1.4647 0.02333 779 485 226 68
118 They are the only ones, I hear, who are still living in the Trump Tower. 1.4638 0.02384 871 574 190 107
119 Yeah, they can afford it. They made a fortune selling those silly cave paintings of cows. 1.4631 0.02698 596 375 166 55
120 Welcome to our homo erectus ! 1.4627 0.02297 884 571 217 96
121 Congratulations! Looks like inventing the wheel paid off nicely. 1.4614 0.02269 830 521 235 74
122 Sure their view is great, but he had to give up his man cave 1.4612 0.02446 722 455 201 66
123 Call us when you invent stairs. 1.4583 0.02408 779 501 199 79
124 Wow, you really do get more for your money outside of Bedrock! 1.4575 0.02308 800 505 224 71
125 She’s a Homo Erector and he has an Edifice Complex. 1.4574 0.02668 680 449 151 80
126 It's a 4 story walk-up and it's tiny, but it still beats that cave we were in before. 1.4571 0.02603 606 378 179 49
127 As the Stone Age ended, the cycle of gentrification began again. 1.4571 0.02319 827 530 216 81
128 A simple cave was never going to be enough for her! 1.4567 0.02358 773 490 213 70
129 Regarding the village names you suggested, we're leaning toward Pisa. 1.4564 0.02454 734 470 193 71
130 Of course it's impressive. It's on the Prehistoric Register. 1.4555 0.02469 731 470 189 72
131 Of course it's a walk-up. What else would it be? 1.4554 0.02339 751 470 220 61
132 I love the way they added on without losing yard space. 1.4548 0.02471 708 451 192 65
133 Show offs. Just wait until they realize indoor plumbing is still 100,000 years away. 1.4544 0.02496 735 478 180 77
134 Is this Oliver and Meredith’s Tower of Prehistoric Swingers? 1.4512 0.02625 778 539 127 112
135 She says the style is "post-pre-historic" but it looks more neo-Neolithic to me. 1.4509 0.02464 723 466 188 69
136 Sorry we're late. Our wheel is flat. 1.4483 0.02512 658 418 185 55
137 They’ll be out after they drag the first buffalo up those stairs! 1.4481 0.02432 723 464 194 65
138 I heard they were early wheel investors. 1.4477 0.02552 650 416 177 57
139 Just take the catapult up to the 5th floor 1.4473 0.02669 626 408 156 62
140 This trumps our tower. 1.4467 0.02463 723 469 185 69
141 Only a stone hedge fund manager could afford a rock like that... 1.4450 0.02680 600 388 157 55
142 Oh sure, penthouses are great until you realize you're living in a T-Rex snack cupboard. 1.4449 0.02972 517 341 122 54
143 Ask them if they can bring the mail up with them. 1.4446 0.02679 587 377 159 51
144 Is it a walk-up? 1.4446 0.02397 731 469 199 63
145 They're insufferable since they invented stairs. 1.4433 0.02455 679 436 187 56
146 You didn't tell me they live in a highrise. I would have worn my good fur. 1.4430 0.02438 693 443 193 57
147 If they make us put on those stupid house slippers again, I’m leaving. 1.4424 0.02641 599 385 163 51
148 I told you he's compensating for something. 1.4419 0.02432 663 418 197 48
149 The doorman's a bear -- but just ignore him! 1.4419 0.03044 482 317 117 48
150 The wheel is fine, but would it kill somebody to invent some stairs? 1.4415 0.02420 675 427 198 50
151 You must have a Pterodactyl's-eye view from up there. 1.4403 0.02459 670 428 189 53
152 They're calling it Neanderth Hall. 1.4401 0.02553 684 451 165 68
153 The penthouse apartment and rent controlled? You guys are so lucky! 1.4397 0.02563 655 427 168 60
154 Sure it's new, but it's still a four story climb up in the middle of nowhere. 1.4394 0.02400 660 414 202 44
155 GO THROUGH THE EVOLVING DOOR... 1.4390 0.02671 615 404 152 59
156 Holy crap. Rapunzel cut her hair, got married and bought a condo! 1.4384 0.02628 657 437 152 68
157 Get ready to hear about his wheel invention all night long. 1.4378 0.02484 667 430 182 55
158 A cave with a view!? How did you ever find this place? 1.4371 0.02579 652 428 163 61
159 We didn't really need directions. 1.4355 0.02764 512 326 149 37
160 Thanks for having them over tonight Cheryl. Last time I saw them it was only me and the two of them and I was the third....you know,....the third....umm...., third...... 1.4349 0.02985 522 352 113 57
161 Since they moved to Babel, it is like I just don't know what they're saying. 1.4343 0.02671 624 415 147 62
162 I bet it's a walkup. 1.4342 0.02553 631 412 166 53
163 They pay a mammoth rent. 1.4334 0.02623 593 384 161 48
164 And to think my husband made fun of that wheel thing you invented! 1.4333 0.02549 607 389 173 45
165 Hi Julie! Hey, Noah! Still worried about sudden climate change, I see! 1.4331 0.02597 598 386 165 47
166 You'll have to take the stairs. Elevator won't work for a couple thousand years. 1.4307 0.02604 606 395 161 50
167 I'm not being obtuse, Margaret. I just don't think sand was the best choice. 1.4303 0.02683 567 369 152 46
168 See, they never bring anything. Not even a bladder of wine. 1.4302 0.02553 609 393 170 46
169 Don't be too jealous, it's 30% dung 1.4291 0.02867 529 352 127 50
170 I am sure the view is spectacular but I hear the super is a real Neanderthal." 1.4288 0.02564 590 379 169 42
171 I hear they've got an original Lascaux. 1.4278 0.02786 582 393 129 60
172 Oh no! She cut her hair! 1.4274 0.02624 599 393 156 50
173 I hate hearing about how they get their steps in every day. 1.4265 0.02770 490 313 145 32
174 See? He didn’t insist on a man cave. 1.4255 0.02785 557 372 133 52
175 Adam and Eve discover capitalism. 1.4245 0.03421 351 231 91 29
176 I hate it when she brings that Neanderthal. 1.4238 0.02690 564 371 147 46
177 Looks like Beth and Steve didn't get those last two seats on the Ark.. 1.4232 0.02706 534 347 148 39
178 But sea levels aren't estimated to rise THAT much for at least another 12,000 years 1.4226 0.02765 549 365 136 48
179 What did he have to kill to get the penthouse? 1.4218 0.02741 531 348 142 41
180 They want to discuss a business opportunity, something called a pyramid scheme. 1.4214 0.02744 541 357 140 44
181 Sorry, it took us a while to find your building. 1.4214 0.02726 560 372 140 48
182 There goes the horizon. 1.4212 0.02781 520 342 137 41
183 Remember to ask about their new cave painting. 1.4209 0.02668 537 348 152 37
184 Sure, it's nice, but it wiped out so much of the neighborhood's prehistory. 1.4196 0.03474 336 222 87 27
185 Hi Carol! Hi Peter!...You know they can only afford that apartment because her dad invented fire. 1.4186 0.02711 528 345 145 38
186 They say that's the guy that invented the wheel. 1.4183 0.02771 526 348 136 42
187 They started a spear point business, and it took off from there. 1.4158 0.02891 505 340 120 45
188 I can see Russia 1.4154 0.02908 520 355 114 51
189 the buzzard is broken - come on up 1.4141 0.02776 524 349 133 42
190 Act impressed and wave. The next tyrannosaurus rex will wipe that smile off their faces. 1.4123 0.03062 456 310 104 42
191 Hi, when did you get an above ground? 1.4118 0.02730 510 335 140 35
192 He left hunting and gathering to go into commodities. 1.4115 0.02855 503 338 123 42
193 The Brownstone Age 1.4112 0.02753 484 315 139 30
194 He takes all the credit, but she got them in on the ground floor. 1.4110 0.02749 489 319 139 31
195 My sister married for money before it was even invented 1.4098 0.02959 488 333 110 45
196 I would come down, but we haven't invented stairs yet 1.4097 0.02880 493 332 120 41
197 I don't know how they can afford it, she's a stay-at-home gatherer. 1.4092 0.02755 479 312 138 29
198 I still think they built too close to the water. 1.4082 0.02744 490 321 138 31
199 They certainly didn't waste any time snapping up the penthouse after Rapunzel left. 1.4076 0.02989 471 321 108 42
200 The rope is out of order again. You'll have to walk up. 1.4076 0.02974 471 320 110 41
201 Oh! You’re so lucky! You got the one with the mammoth view! 1.4069 0.02913 467 313 118 36
202 Did you tell them we're on the paleo diet? 1.4055 0.02895 471 316 119 36
203 Inventing fire has been very, very good to you. 1.4048 0.02823 457 300 129 28
204 What's she saying? Crumb Tower? Frump Tower? 1.4038 0.03288 369 249 91 29
205 “They’re smiling now, but just wait until someone discovers fire.” 1.4027 0.02939 442 295 116 31
206 I never knew gatherers could be so upwardly mobile. 1.4027 0.02933 447 299 116 32
207 We wanted the view - before it's gone. 1.4025 0.02935 472 321 112 39
208 I just love these old brownstones. 1.4022 0.02950 465 316 111 38
209 We'll be up when stairs are invented. 1.4022 0.02854 465 310 123 32
210 We invented stairs, come on up 1.4021 0.02974 470 322 107 41
211 Their old home was a pit. This place, rocks. 1.4018 0.03021 453 310 104 39
212 First the wheel, and now this. 1.4009 0.03080 434 297 100 37
213 Hi, are the bears still living on the first floor? 1.4009 0.03045 434 295 104 35
214 I can't wait until someone invents stairs. 1.4009 0.03040 449 308 102 39
215 My God, a penthouse that's actually occupied! 1.4006 0.03528 337 232 75 30
216 I still think the classic deep cave in solid rock has better resale value long-term. 1.4005 0.02972 442 298 111 33
217 Just don't forget, they still have to haul up their berries and kills. 1.4004 0.02845 447 295 125 27
218 these motherfuckers— you know i used to work at the coöp with her, and she’s all righteous and earthy, basically a freegan, then her dad leaves her a ton of money and she quits that same day the dumb fucken— oh shit they see us, be nice, "Hey Elise!" 1.4000 0.03235 445 317 78 50
219 She told him she'd absolutely had it with the man-caves 1.3995 0.03002 428 288 109 31
220 No wonder they're always late to the party. 1.3995 0.02965 428 286 113 29
221 Hey-looks like the board removed the Trump sign off of the building.. 1.3986 0.03286 424 301 77 46
222 Sorry we're late. We didn't have the exact address. 1.3973 0.02826 438 288 126 24
223 Hi, Rapunzel! I see you've cut yout hair! 1.3969 0.03051 446 308 99 39
224 They're so pretentious since moving into Stump Tower. 1.3969 0.02899 446 299 117 30
225 She didn't even know him that long, and look at the size of that rock! 1.3967 0.03064 426 291 101 34
226 Oh, so that's what they meant by "Upper Paleolithic." 1.3963 0.02935 434 291 114 29
227 Stonehenge was impressive, but this is just showing off. 1.3957 0.02991 422 284 109 29
228 So he has this idea to put rooms on top of each other, but he hasn’t worked out how to get back down 1.3956 0.02921 412 272 117 23
229 Tell me they didn’t need tools to build that! 1.3956 0.03136 412 283 95 34
230 Things are going so well for them since she invented the wheel! 1.3954 0.03208 392 269 91 32
231 I don’t care how good the view is, I’m still calling them cavemen, 1.3947 0.03212 418 293 85 40
232 Gathering must be good! A penthouse and a cave at the coast! 1.3946 0.03020 408 274 107 27
233 This is going to give the archaeologists a fit. 1.3946 0.03099 408 278 99 31
234 What are you talking about Tom? It’s 10,000 BC, of course it’s a walk-up! 1.3939 0.03161 424 296 89 39
235 You’re calling it a “brownstone walkup”? That’ll never stick... 1.3934 0.02874 422 279 120 23
236 They are so inventive, first the wheel, and now stairs. 1.3932 0.03190 412 287 88 37
237 That could be us in 10,000 years. 1.3921 0.03035 431 296 101 34
238 But what I want to know is why are cavemen always white? 1.3918 0.03203 416 292 85 39
239 It is so hard keeping up with the Stoneses! 1.3902 0.03065 410 280 100 30
240 Come on up. We can see Russia from here! 1.3902 0.03142 410 284 92 34
241 There are still few units left at rock bottom prices 1.3898 0.03069 413 283 99 31
242 Can you see Russia from there? 1.3897 0.02976 408 274 109 25
243 Sorry we’re late. We couldn’t find the place. 1.3897 0.03056 408 278 101 29
244 They call it a high rise, but I don’t think it will ever catch on. 1.3888 0.03010 409 277 105 27
245 Makes our place look like the Stone Age. 1.3886 0.02932 404 269 113 22
246 I have no idea what a timeshare is, but at least we get a free dinner. 1.3884 0.03243 363 248 89 26
247 Shame they couldn't find something more down to earth. 1.3881 0.03085 402 275 98 29
248 Look! We invented windows! 1.3881 0.03376 335 229 82 24
249 Steve and I would love to visit, but we hear you'll have no elevator service for the next 11,724 years. 1.3875 0.03136 400 276 93 31
250 I don't want to seem braggadocios but we did have to invent the number 5 to live up this high. 1.3871 0.03334 341 233 84 24
251 That wheel start up idea really worked out for them. 1.3870 0.03092 385 261 99 25
252 Before he invented the wheel they were cave dwellers just like the rest of us. 1.3870 0.03178 385 265 91 29
253 I thought you said the G7 summit WASN'T going to be held at trump tower!? 1.3869 0.03360 398 286 70 42
254 ``Just smile. Keep walking. Wave. Don't slow down. They're insufferable.'' 1.3869 0.03146 398 275 92 31
255 I guess that wheel idea he kept talking about wasn't such a bad idea. 1.3864 0.03168 383 263 92 28
256 I know their sand castle looks nice, but wait until high tide. 1.3862 0.03246 391 274 83 34
257 I bet she mentions it's prewar within 5 minutes. 1.3858 0.03068 381 257 101 23
258 Text us when you get the elevator installed. 1.3858 0.03306 381 268 79 34
259 I should have married a gatherer. 1.3852 0.03010 379 253 106 20
260 We caved and got the penthouse! 1.3846 0.03425 312 212 80 20
261 Why do you always wave ? She still has your casserole dish 1.3846 0.03326 364 254 80 30
262 How, high are you? 1.3838 0.03354 383 273 73 37
263 We'll be down in an hour. 1.3836 0.03013 391 264 104 23
264 'Penthouse, primal art and fixtures, natural light and room temperature - open fires every floor.'" 1.3832 0.03176 381 263 90 28
265 The Sandcastles liked to flaunt their wealth, but high tide always brought them back to earth. 1.3827 0.03144 371 253 94 24
266 Sorry we're late. Thad wouldn't let us ask for directions. 1.3819 0.03277 364 255 80 29
267 What are you babbling about ? 1.3815 0.03357 325 222 82 21
268 The neighborhood’s changing. I can see the writing on the wall. 1.3812 0.03184 383 266 88 29
269 See you in the Smithsonian. 1.3806 0.03259 381 268 81 32
270 You'll eventually cave too! 1.3806 0.03195 381 265 87 29
271 We are so stoned. 1.3804 0.03412 347 244 74 29
272 Penthouse? I bet he got her a big rock too. 1.3801 0.03232 371 258 85 28
273 Look! It's the last Trump Tower! 1.3785 0.03637 354 261 52 41
274 God, I hope it's not a walk up. 1.3774 0.03091 371 253 96 22
275 I know you gave me the address. What's an address?" 1.3768 0.03319 353 247 79 27
276 My husband has an idea for something he calls ‘stairs.’ 1.3767 0.03048 361 243 100 18
277 Hurry up, Ugan has another idea! He calls it a wheel. 1.3767 0.03286 369 260 79 30
278 Wow. First fire, then the wheel, and now this. 1.3767 0.03054 369 250 99 20
279 If you hurry, you can get in on the ground floor. 1.3758 0.03522 306 213 71 22
280 Jim just invented fire. Come for dinner! 1.3754 0.03348 341 238 78 25
281 Sure, the view’s nice, but who wants to live in a place that doesn’t allow you to paint the walls of your own cave? 1.3754 0.03219 349 240 87 22
282 They struck it rich in bronze futures. 1.3753 0.03333 365 259 75 31
283 I'll tell you this--the last tenant left a LOT of shampoo! 1.3753 0.03378 365 261 71 33
284 She married a retired cliff dweller. 1.3747 0.03158 363 250 90 23
285 It's a great investment. Can you imagine what it'll go for in the bronze age? 1.3747 0.03158 363 250 90 23
286 The very first episode of "Love It or List It". 1.3740 0.03288 361 254 79 28
287 There is no running water but we can almost see it from here 1.3739 0.03192 353 243 88 22
288 ... and there’s underground parking for our wheel! 1.3739 0.03364 353 250 74 29
289 Live there? Not in a million years! 1.3735 0.03301 340 236 81 23
290 Well, it's a step up from his man cave. 1.3733 0.03205 359 249 86 24
291 They call it “The Top of the Rock”. 1.3725 0.03265 357 250 81 26
292 Og is compensating for something else. 1.3715 0.03160 358 247 89 22
293 Stairs" just don't get the same acclaim as "fire" or "the wheel. 1.3710 0.03187 345 237 88 20
294 Mom, Dad, this is Tyler. I may have suggested to him that we're gods. 1.3710 0.03265 345 240 82 23
295 Sorry. All I'm hearing is babble. 1.3710 0.03265 345 240 82 23
296 They always did think they were above us. 1.3709 0.03397 337 238 73 26
297 Best part about this place is it is overlooking Jurassic Park. 1.3707 0.03220 348 241 85 22
298 She did say her cave drawings were selling like crazy.” 1.3705 0.03269 332 229 83 20
299 If we have to hear the story about their woolly mammoth rug one more time, I swear Susan... 1.3694 0.03397 333 235 73 25
300 It's a four story walk up with a man cave in the basement. 1.3689 0.04459 206 148 40 18
301 It looks bigger in the brochure. 1.3689 0.03092 347 236 94 17
302 It looks pretty much like the way the ants left it. 1.3684 0.03410 342 244 70 28
303 They're so evolved. 1.3681 0.03130 345 236 91 18
304 Enjoy your stay. Don't forget you have fourteen days after checkout to write a review. 1.3681 0.03388 345 246 71 28
305 We forgot how to get down but we love it here. 1.3681 0.03157 345 237 89 19
306 Here come the social climbers 1.3680 0.03419 337 240 70 27
307 Mazel tov! They finally took the Trump Tower sign off your building. 1.3659 0.03429 328 233 70 25
308 Remember, if Steve tries to rent us one of his units again, don’t cave. 1.3656 0.03213 331 228 85 18
309 Stop up for drinks and then we'll go clubbing. 1.3653 0.03304 334 234 78 22
310 We could have brought the wheel! There's plenty of parking. 1.3651 0.03555 315 226 63 26
311 And so began the time of condo-sapiens 1.3650 0.03470 326 233 67 26
312 They better not draw on our walls. 1.3645 0.03423 321 227 71 23
313 We should have met at the restaurant. 1.3634 0.03357 322 226 75 21
314 Welcome to our Home-o-Erectus! 1.3628 0.03479 328 236 65 27
315 As they approached the building, Joe once again regretted wearing matching outfits to meet his in-laws. 1.3628 0.03508 317 227 65 25
316 Told you they'd be in matching outfits.... 1.3625 0.03122 331 226 90 15
317 The view is good but the bathroom is on the ground floor. 1.3622 0.03337 312 217 77 18
318 This is a huge upgrade from that cave they were living in before 1.3620 0.03152 326 223 88 15
319 Let’s get stoned! 1.3611 0.03397 324 230 71 23
320 The upper 1%, circa 7,000 BCE. 1.3608 0.03397 316 223 72 21
321 Mom, Dad, I thought you weren't coming home till 4. 1.3608 0.03277 316 219 80 17
322 Of all the floors the Pent's could occupy, they chose the top floor. 1.3604 0.03577 308 222 61 25
323 I love your two water buffalo garage on your ground floor. 1.3602 0.03175 322 221 86 15
324 I wish they’d stop flaunting their new pentcave. 1.3599 0.03381 314 221 73 20
325 WHAT, NO DOORMAN? 1.3599 0.03381 314 221 73 20
326 I can’t believe how fast this place is gentrifying. 1.3599 0.03381 314 221 73 20
327 Contractor says windows and doors are 6-8 weeks out... at least. 1.3599 0.03351 314 220 75 19
328 Just smile. And don't say anything about the middle school not being accredited. 1.3590 0.03455 312 222 68 22
329 No, she left last month. She said she was tired of people checking out her hair. 1.3590 0.03484 312 223 66 23
330 SO YOU REALLY DID MOVE ON UP TO THE EASTSIDE..? 1.3590 0.03796 312 234 44 34
331 Sorry we're early, but hey, we're early humans. 1.3586 0.03501 290 204 68 18
332 Come on up you two! Take the ladder marked “penthouse”. 1.3586 0.03517 304 217 65 22
333 Rapunzel sold! We're the new owners, c'mon up! 1.3583 0.03493 307 219 66 22
334 The top unit was the only unit left. It was last but not leased. 1.3583 0.03553 307 221 62 24
335 So smug now that they're at the top of the food chain. 1.3583 0.03523 307 220 64 23
336 They are definitely looking down on us. 1.3574 0.03689 291 211 56 24
337 Look up, the 1 percent! 1.3574 0.03414 305 215 71 19
338 Hi Sheila! We love it! It has some beautiful petroglyphs on the walls, an incredible spear cellar in the basement and something our realtor said we had to have...a fireplace! 1.3567 0.03353 300 209 75 16
339 It is one story after the rainy season. 1.3562 0.03515 292 207 66 19
340 Another condo? I remember when that was just a big rock.” 1.3560 0.03287 309 218 75 16
341 Yeah, but what do you want to bet it's a walk-up? 1.3560 0.03351 309 217 74 18
342 Good morning! Welcome to the Brownstone Age. 1.3560 0.03287 309 215 78 16
343 We'll come up and visit when someone invents stairs. 1.3560 0.03319 309 216 76 17
344 I love what you’ve done with the entrance!! 1.3560 0.03413 309 219 70 20
345 He bought her a penthouse, it’s not like he discovered fire 1.3560 0.03287 309 215 78 16
346 Wouldn't you know they'd be the first to have stairs. 1.3559 0.03490 295 209 67 19
347 Can't wait to see what you've done with the walls! 1.3559 0.03423 295 207 71 17
348 Living in the rock versus under it has really changed our point of view. 1.3550 0.03300 307 214 77 16
349 Rapunzel ran away with a prince. You'll have to use the stairs" 1.3550 0.03785 262 188 55 19
350 They moved here from the coast after too many biblical floods. 1.3540 0.03586 291 209 61 21
351 Sorry we're late! The GPS took us to the middle of nowhere. 1.3540 0.03586 291 209 61 21
352 How did they afford that on a scavenger’s salary? 1.3531 0.03662 286 207 57 22
353 Who cares about the wheel, know anyone that can build stairs? 1.3531 0.03526 286 203 65 18
354 We love your home. It's so neolithic! 1.3531 0.03359 303 213 73 17
355 Come on up. We just invented stairs. 1.3531 0.03423 303 215 69 19
356 Look it's the Babels. I never know what they're talking about. 1.3531 0.03579 303 220 59 24
357 Hi Mom, this is Harold. I told you he looks just like Dad. 1.3531 0.03359 303 213 73 17
358 What else is he making up for? 1.3527 0.03442 292 206 69 17
359 Alexa will let you in 1.3525 0.03583 295 213 60 22
360 Congratulations on moving to the Upper East Side! 1.3525 0.03418 295 208 70 17
361 We’ll visit as soon as the ladder is invented. 1.3522 0.03469 301 215 66 20
362 Let’s not invite them up, I hate matching outfits. 1.3520 0.03284 304 212 77 15
363 A fifth floor walk-up! It must be their starter place. 1.3520 0.03183 304 209 83 12
364 I can't believe they got the permits to build that tower. It completely ruins the skyline. 1.3520 0.03382 304 215 71 18
365 I thought their old place was cavernous... 1.3520 0.03251 304 211 79 14
366 Honey, how come we never can keep up with the Cro-Magnons? 1.3514 0.03306 296 206 76 14
367 Karen thinks she's so important because her husband invented fire. 1.3514 0.03409 296 209 70 17
368 They say his dad got him started with just a few low income caves. 1.3514 0.03306 296 206 76 14
369 I can’t believe Marcia and Dan are wearing matching pelts again... 1.3512 0.03730 242 170 59 13
370 It will never get better than this. 1.3510 0.03491 302 217 64 21
371 Oh great, a walk-up. 1.3508 0.03467 305 219 65 21
372 We just visited Noah, he said you are well prepared! 1.3503 0.03319 294 205 75 14
373 It has the comfort of a cave with a vista view. 1.3502 0.03433 297 211 68 18
374 Just wave, smile, and keep going; I am not climbing up there! 1.3500 0.03538 300 217 61 22
375 The pyramid was a scam after all. 1.3500 0.03376 300 212 71 17
376 Hard Rock Hotel? What's a "hotel"? 1.3498 0.03808 243 173 55 15
377 I've heard he invented something called stairs 1.3497 0.03521 286 204 64 18
378 See? This is why we need the new zoning ordinance. 1.3495 0.03496 289 206 65 18
379 whaddya mean you cut your hair? 1.3495 0.03597 289 209 59 21
380 Is it okay if a couple of Neanderthals come up for a visit? 1.3492 0.03345 295 207 73 15
381 Earliest recorded Airbnb booking. 1.3489 0.03624 278 200 59 19
382 First the wheel, now this. Isn’t Mike amazing?’! 1.3486 0.03571 284 204 61 19
383 The value is going to skyrocket once we invent stairs. 1.3486 0.03242 284 195 79 10
384 Welcome to our humble adobe. 1.3478 0.03712 276 201 54 21
385 Hey sis! Guess who invented the ladder!! 1.3478 0.03455 276 194 68 14
386 Once someone invents the staircase, we’d love to have you up for dinner. 1.3478 0.03641 276 199 58 19
387 I knew we should've worn our nice pelts. 1.3478 0.03455 276 194 68 14
388 Hey Otis, how did you get up there? 1.3477 0.03755 256 184 55 17
389 Look ! I cut my hair ! 1.3472 0.03636 288 210 56 22
390 I have the same dress! 1.3472 0.03603 288 209 58 21
391 As Gertrude looked up with excitement, Bob knew his hunter gatherer days were numbered. 1.3469 0.03686 271 196 56 19
392 They're calling it a Brownstone. 1.3462 0.03299 286 199 75 12
393 Waive to the Babels honey. 1.3451 0.03236 284 196 78 10
394 Just remember your manners and try not to be such a neanderthal. 1.3451 0.03495 284 203 64 17
395 Look honey, it's that new couple the Jones's! 1.3449 0.03540 287 207 61 19
396 You're gonna love them. She makes clothes for a living. And he whacks things with a rock to see what will happen. 1.3446 0.03526 267 189 64 14
397 I thought the evolutionary ladder was just a metaphor. 1.3446 0.03682 267 193 56 18
398 You're welcome to stay with us if it starts leaning. 1.3446 0.03720 267 194 54 19
399 We thought about it, but we're finally free and clear on the cave and just want to enjoy that for now. 1.3446 0.03720 267 194 54 19
400 Smile and wave honey. They'll be extinct before they can afford our rent. 1.3446 0.03486 267 188 66 13
401 How I loathe coming to game night, they always act like they're above us 1.3440 0.03546 282 203 61 18
402 C'mon in - the Otis guy is inventing something that he says will help. 1.3434 0.03621 265 190 59 16
403 you guys know that the tide comes back up, right? 1.3434 0.03582 265 189 61 15
404 Hello! Should we pick up some fire before heading up? 1.3431 0.03840 239 172 52 15
405 Too modern! 1.3431 0.03502 274 195 64 15
406 Best views in the village, but their paleo dinners suck 1.3431 0.03346 274 193 69 12
407 Wow! What a view you must have. I bet you can see Stonehenge. 1.3431 0.03464 274 194 66 14
408 They don't identify as cave-people. 1.3431 0.03615 274 198 58 18
409 Just let yourself up. The doorman got eaten by raptors. 1.3430 0.03514 277 198 63 16
410 We moved on up. 1.3430 0.03588 277 200 59 18
411 We’ll come back when stairs are invented. 1.3429 0.03525 280 201 62 17
412 Caves are so last year. 1.3429 0.03377 280 197 70 13
413 Those Smiths.. Always showing off how evolved they are. 1.3419 0.03594 272 196 59 17
414 Hit the buzzard, I’ll let you in. 1.3417 0.03504 278 199 63 16
415 C'mon up. Howard has a new man cave. 1.3417 0.03352 278 195 71 12
416 Great apartment--must be nice to have invented the wheel. 1.3417 0.03684 278 204 53 21
417 I see you caved and bought the penthouse! 1.3417 0.03313 278 194 73 11
418 We can't understand any of your babel. 1.3417 0.03577 278 201 59 18
419 Who cares if they've got a view? It's a fifth floor walk-up! 1.3416 0.03586 281 204 58 19
420 You bought this sand castle kit at IKEA ? 1.3413 0.03701 252 181 56 15
421 I bet their murals are amazing. 1.3407 0.03468 273 194 65 14
422 Nice Digs, does it have a man cave? 1.3407 0.03468 273 194 65 14
423 The Top 1 Percent 1.3407 0.03694 273 200 53 20
424 Remind your brother that the co-op frowns on wall drawings. 1.3406 0.03366 276 194 70 12
425 They were early investors in the hand-axe. 1.3406 0.03556 276 199 60 17
426 Remember to be impressed when they talk about their two-wheel garage. 1.3406 0.03443 276 196 66 14
427 I told you if you built it we would come... 1.3405 0.03566 279 202 59 18
428 It's lovely! And everything came from Cave Depot? 1.3398 0.03753 259 189 52 18
429 How evolved! Does it have a man cave? 1.3398 0.03631 259 186 58 15
430 I’d say come up but I don’t know how we got here! 1.3398 0.03753 259 189 52 18
431 Thank God they didn’t build that in my neighborhood. 1.3395 0.03674 271 198 54 19
432 I hope they don't spend the whole night talking about all the weight they've lost on the paleo diet again. 1.3386 0.03707 251 181 55 15
433 Sorry we didn't call first 1.3377 0.03857 228 164 51 13
434 If Brock tries to tell us about how he invented the wheel again I swear I’m going to jump. 1.3376 0.03461 237 164 66 7
435 I wonder what they pay in axes. 1.3376 0.03852 237 172 50 15
436 We flipped the cave for windows and a view. 1.3376 0.03710 237 169 56 12
437 Should we tell them that high tide is in two hours? 1.3373 0.03707 255 185 54 16
438 Can you believe it? All those walls and not one painting! 1.3373 0.03492 255 180 64 11
439 I can't believe they chose the brownstone walk-up. 1.3371 0.03473 267 190 64 13
440 There's just no dealing with them since their cave went condo 1.3371 0.03513 267 191 62 14
441 First the wheel, now this! 1.3371 0.03632 267 194 56 17
442 We hadn't seen them for Ages! 1.3359 0.03498 259 184 63 12
443 See, we too could live in luxury if you just stepped up your hunting and gathering a bit. 1.3359 0.03637 262 190 56 16
444 Hey, there’s Alice! She tells me the view is great, but the wi-fi sucks. 1.3359 0.03596 262 189 58 15
445 Hey, how's the dawn of civilization looking from up there? 1.3359 0.03514 262 187 62 13
446 Let us know when you invent stairs and we'll come visit! 1.3358 0.03687 265 194 53 18
447 Ugh. Cro-Magnons think they're so much better than Neanderthals. 1.3358 0.03609 265 192 57 16
448 Look, it's the Jefferstones. 1.3347 0.03761 245 178 52 15
449 Well, somebody's "compensating"! 1.3346 0.03712 254 185 53 16
450 Yes, their wallpaper's ghastly. Yes, they drew it themselves. No, you don't have to comment on it after your third skull of mead. 1.3346 0.03712 254 185 53 16
451 We'd invite you up, but Rapunzel has Alopecia. 1.3346 0.03683 257 187 54 16
452 The yard is "meh." 1.3346 0.03290 257 178 72 7
453 I love it's mid-Pleistocene design. 1.3346 0.03813 260 193 47 20
454 I hate how thin she looks since she started that Paleo diet. 1.3346 0.03357 260 182 69 9
455 Once we invent the ladder, we'll invite you up! 1.3346 0.03734 260 191 51 18
456 Welcome to Trump Sand Castle. There's no elevator yet, but he promised. 1.3346 0.03734 260 191 51 18
457 Check it out. We invented the elevator shaft." 1.3346 0.03530 260 186 61 13
458 Before you get jealous, I heard their sex life's terrible. 1.3346 0.03625 263 191 56 16
459 Just smile and wave, so Frank Wheel got to the patent office ahead of you, get over it. 1.3333 0.03658 246 177 56 13
460 He made all his money in recently created fuels. 1.3333 0.03879 246 182 46 18
461 We can remain friends, even though we no longer share the same worldview. 1.3333 0.03545 258 185 60 13
462 OK, so he invented the wheel. But did he have to invent stairs too? 1.3333 0.03972 204 146 48 10
463 You see Roger? You get so much more for your money if you're prepared to buy in a mostly Cro Magnon area. 1.3333 0.03545 258 185 60 13
464 Man invents house envy. 3,500 B.C. 1.3333 0.03601 252 181 58 13
465 Makes our cave seem prehistoric. 1.3333 0.03642 261 190 55 16
466 Can we take the elevator? He’s tired from upright walking. 1.3333 0.03722 261 192 51 18
467 5th floor walk up. How bohemian! 1.3320 0.03534 259 186 60 13
468 It’s so brazenly post-Neanderthalic! 1.3320 0.03659 259 189 54 16
469 It’s a smart move for empty cavers. 1.3320 0.03576 259 187 58 14
470 Oh look honey, Marge and Ed have entered the Upper Paleolithic Age. 1.3320 0.03699 259 190 52 17
471 Looks like he finally caved! 1.3320 0.03534 259 186 60 13
472 It use to be a termite mound. Whaddya think? 1.3320 0.03518 256 183 61 12
473 Hopefully they won’t spend the whole night whining about their condo fees again. 1.3320 0.03630 244 175 57 12
474 Someday this will be known as the Condolithic age. 1.3320 0.03630 244 175 57 12
475 Sure they live in a penthouse... her father made a killing in boulders!" 1.3320 0.03766 244 178 51 15
476 This must be the Tower of Babel because I can't understand a word you're saying 1.3320 0.03676 244 176 55 13
477 I still don't think they know how high tide works. 1.3319 0.03869 226 164 49 13
478 All this just from 'the wheel'? 1.3307 0.03592 257 186 57 14
479 Guess who climbed up when I let down my hair! 1.3307 0.03717 257 189 51 17
480 It was easy! You’re the only brownstone for miles. 1.3307 0.03549 257 185 59 13
481 Hurry up - happy era just started! 1.3307 0.03533 254 182 60 12
482 No way I’m helping pack out his rocks and boulders when they move again. 1.3306 0.03647 242 174 56 12
483 So why are we still stuck in a cave? 1.3306 0.03599 242 173 58 11
484 But how on earth did you get up there? 1.3294 0.03608 255 185 56 14
485 Hey Wilma, you need to show Fred the neat new contraption Otis just invented. Just get in the cage and jab the number 5 Mastodon in the ass. 1.3293 0.03828 246 182 47 17
486 Is it a pre-war or pre-historic walkup? 1.3292 0.03817 243 179 48 16
487 We’ll see how happy they are after the first rain! 1.3288 0.03727 219 156 54 9
488 We'll visit after someone invents stairs. 1.3280 0.03826 250 186 46 18
489 She is still just Jenny from the Rock. 1.3280 0.03473 250 178 62 10
490 If they start talking about Time Shares, I’m leaving. 1.3280 0.03473 250 178 62 10
491 They may look happy, but their marriage is on the rocks. 1.3280 0.03519 250 179 60 11
492 Oh great! Now every inch of Manhattan has been developed! 1.3280 0.03654 250 182 54 14
493 First came fire, then the wheel, and at long last, the timeshare. 1.3280 0.03565 250 180 58 12
494 Check this place out - all exposed stone!” 1.3279 0.03500 247 176 61 10
495 They want to tell us about their new invention, the timeshare. 1.3279 0.03815 247 183 47 17
496 We'll invent the ladder and be right up. 1.3279 0.03593 247 178 57 12
497 " I wonder which rock she found him under. " 1.3279 0.03683 247 180 53 14
498 I want the same thing only taller. 1.3279 0.03772 247 182 49 16
499 Honey, stop waving at the gentrifiers. 1.3279 0.03815 247 183 47 17
500 They left the cave for a 5th-floor walk-up? 1.3279 0.03858 247 184 45 18
501 Well, she wanted THE view, so he caved in. 1.3279 0.03638 247 179 55 13
502 Apparently, he was an angel investor in the wheel. 1.3279 0.03638 247 179 55 13
503 Don't forget to learn to write. 1.3279 0.03900 247 185 43 19
504 Hi Otis! What are you working on? 1.3279 0.03772 247 182 49 16
505 It's great - we can see all of known society from here! 1.3279 0.03638 247 179 55 13
506 We'll be up when elevators are invented 1.3279 0.03405 247 174 65 8
507 It's an anthill. They're delicious. Come on up. 1.3279 0.03593 247 178 57 12
508 Steve and Lisa seem nice, but these new developments have really changed the neighborhood. Now it's all cultivated grains and overpriced bone broth. 1.3279 0.03638 247 179 55 13
509 Come on up. Otis has a new invention! Push 5. 1.3279 0.03593 247 178 57 12
510 Congratulations on fighting for multi-story zoning! 1.3279 0.03683 247 180 53 14
511 Sorry, Rapunzel doesn't live here anymore. 1.3279 0.03638 247 179 55 13
512 They're building a whole circle of these, opening to the Summer Solstice. 1.3279 0.03668 244 177 54 13
513 It's a new development called the Tower of Babel! 1.3277 0.03761 235 171 51 13
514 Maybe we should tell them it’s built on a fault line 1.3277 0.03856 235 173 47 15
515 Zog thinks it’s too much cave for us, but I disagree. 1.3266 0.03626 248 180 55 13
516 It's gonna take extinction to get out of that time-share. 1.3265 0.03920 245 184 42 19
517 Yes, it’s a walk-up. Of course it’s a walk-up. What did you expect? 1.3265 0.03655 245 178 54 13
518 What the hell is this? We haven't even invented stairs or elevators yet! 1.3262 0.03970 233 174 42 17
519 We are on our way down, see you in an hour 1.3262 0.03779 233 170 50 13
520 Bill said they're called windows! 1.3257 0.03843 218 158 49 11
521 You go girl, he invents the wheel and you get a penthouse! 1.3250 0.03608 240 173 56 11
522 You’ll be just fine. The tide will never come this far! 1.3247 0.03798 231 169 49 13
523 No jokes about global warming and when the flood is coming! 1.3247 0.03847 231 170 47 14
524 They caved and got a fifth-floor walk-up. 1.3247 0.03944 231 175 39 17
525 Did you ever notice how they're always looking down at us? 1.3244 0.03655 225 161 55 9
526 Look at the building Jake made for Nora... and you can't even fix the mammoth trap. 1.3244 0.04017 225 168 41 16
527 Yeah, they caved in and moved to an apartment. 1.3244 0.03917 225 166 45 14
528 what do you think they're compensating for? 1.3237 0.03547 241 173 58 10
529 Gentrification has ruined everything. 1.3237 0.03448 241 171 62 8
530 You should see the art in their lobby! 1.3237 0.03595 241 174 56 11
531 Just look at those Jones. Last month they bought a car before the wheel was invented, now they live in a high rise without an elevator." 1.3231 0.04061 229 173 38 18
532 Can you imagine having to haul a wooly mammoth carcass up all those steps? I'll keep my one story cave, thank you. 1.3231 0.03767 229 167 50 12
533 Cool building. But I’ve heard that their neighbors are Neanderthals. 1.3231 0.03817 229 168 48 13
534 I can't believe these vertical caves will ever take off. 1.3231 0.03664 229 165 54 10
535 It's called a TowneHouse. It comes with fire, a wheel and enough wall space to draw on for ages. 1.3231 0.03817 229 168 48 13
536 Look how happy they are! I told you that stone and mortar was a great investment! 1.3231 0.03867 229 169 46 14
537 We just saved a lot of money by switching to Geico. 1.3229 0.04039 223 167 40 16
538 No Sarah, we can't see Russia from up here. 1.3220 0.03489 236 168 60 8
539 Take the stairs. We just invented them. 1.3220 0.03591 236 170 56 10
540 Hi Neighbors. Does this remind you of the New Yorker Rapunzel cartoon from a couple of months ago, too? 1.3219 0.03721 233 170 51 12
541 Oh, my God, a fifth floor walk-up... Pretend that it's great. 1.3207 0.03820 237 176 46 15
542 Up stares; down stares 1.3206 0.03941 209 153 45 11
543 They're the epitome of upright mobility. 1.3205 0.03556 234 171 53 10
544 What are stairs? 1.3205 0.03658 234 170 53 11
545 They invented stairs to keep the Neanderthals out of the neighborhood. 1.3205 0.03708 234 171 51 12
546 Thanks again for watching the pterodactyl while we're gone! 1.3205 0.03708 234 171 51 12
547 Great... This time I'll eat the Paleo T-Rex steak, and he picks up the check. 1.3205 0.03901 234 175 43 16
548 They get a 4th floor walk up and now they think they’re gods. 1.3205 0.03757 234 172 49 13
549 This will never catch on. 1.3205 0.03658 234 170 53 11
550 Yes, Honey, he did want a man cave, more than almost anything. 1.3205 0.03556 234 168 57 9
551 Hey,look! I was right...told you so! The Earth is flat! 1.3205 0.03708 234 171 51 12
552 They bought last year. Have you been living in a cave 1.3205 0.03901 234 175 43 16
553 Ever since they convinced everyone to wear clothing, they can’t find enough ways to spend the money. 1.3202 0.03668 228 165 53 10
554 You may feel smug now, atop your sandcastle, but the tide comes in in just two hours. 1.3202 0.04020 228 172 39 17
555 I'll be damned, Krog and Linda bought a penthouse. Must have been a good year for hunting and gathering. 1.3202 0.03823 228 168 47 13
556 Pre-war? This is pre-door. Wave and walk, wave and walk. 1.3198 0.03785 222 162 49 11
557 Nice try, Helen, but my armpit is still hairier than yours. 1.3198 0.03839 222 163 47 12
558 Come up! You can see Mesopotamia from our house! 1.3198 0.03676 222 160 53 9
559 Wow! They got the best box seats so we can watch the game before we eat it! 1.3198 0.03891 222 164 45 13
560 I can't believe the Flintstones bought the penthouse suite at Trump Tower! 1.3191 0.03933 235 177 41 17
561 Now THAT'S a sandcastle ! 1.3190 0.03873 232 173 44 15
562 They’re a nice couple, but I’m tired of that trendy paleo diet they’re always on about. 1.3178 0.04040 214 160 40 14
563 Way to flip a termite mound! 1.3178 0.03930 214 158 44 12
564 love what you've done with the termite mound! 1.3178 0.03874 214 157 46 11
565 Merely walking upright wasn’t enough? 1.3178 0.03874 214 157 46 11
566 I hope he invented the fire escape as well. 1.3174 0.03641 230 167 53 10
567 It’s mid-century pre-historic! 1.3174 0.03589 230 166 55 9
568 Harry recently invented the pail and shovel, and well, one thing just led to another 1.3174 0.03535 230 165 57 8
569 Now Harry, please don't make fun of their very, very long legs. 1.3174 0.03744 230 169 49 12
570 Wow! It's Neandertall. 1.3168 0.03899 202 147 46 9
571 This is the model. My dream is a descendant will fill the land with towers and then profit by having visiting dignitaries stay there. 1.3165 0.03986 218 163 41 14
572 It's so post-Neanderthal. 1.3161 0.04014 193 141 43 9
573 Cro-Magonminiums 1.3158 0.03962 228 172 40 16
574 Isn't it nice? They used their new homo erector set! 1.3158 0.03813 228 169 46 13
575 I can't believe they found a pre-war building with an elevator. 1.3158 0.04011 228 173 38 17
576 Nice evolving, Thagette! 1.3158 0.03440 228 162 60 6
577 It's a walk-up but we got a great deal 1.3158 0.03711 228 167 50 11
578 That's nice, but is it rent controlled? 1.3158 0.03762 228 168 48 12
579 It is all that wheel money 1.3156 0.03743 225 165 49 11
580 We heard you invented stairs! 1.3153 0.03934 222 166 42 14
581 Yeah, it'll be awesome once someone invents stairs. 1.3153 0.03495 222 158 58 6
582 Wait...What are you standing on? 1.3153 0.03985 222 167 40 15
583 Is this the church of Ladder Day Saints? 1.3153 0.04136 222 170 34 18
584 We'll come down when the election is over. 1.3153 0.03882 222 165 44 13
585 what do you mean, you cut your hair! 1.3153 0.03666 222 161 52 9
586 Can you believe it? A four-story climb-up! 1.3153 0.03610 222 160 54 8
587 Hi Melania! 1.3153 0.04036 222 168 38 16
588 Oh shit, they saw us. Act like you're just a friend. 1.3153 0.03985 222 167 40 15
589 Look. It's the Trumps. 1.3153 0.03985 222 167 40 15
590 They are such social climbers! 1.3153 0.03721 222 162 50 10
591 You two finally got the penthouse. Congrats. 1.3153 0.03934 222 166 42 14
592 Welcome to the Grand Opening of 30 Rock! 1.3153 0.03666 222 161 52 9
593 Thank goodness they haven't discovered fire yet or this place would be a safety hazard. 1.3151 0.04075 219 166 37 16
594 Stone Age Towers What! Look at you two. You bought the pentcave! 1.3151 0.03463 219 155 59 5
595 I love what you did with your mound! 1.3144 0.03697 229 168 50 11
596 Look, honey, the Johnsons built a T-rex feeder! 1.3139 0.03970 223 168 40 15
597 I don't know where they get the rubble to pay for it. 1.3139 0.03814 223 165 46 12
598 Imagine schlepping those stairs with a ton of mastodon steaks? 1.3139 0.03482 223 159 58 6
599 Are we the first ones here? 1.3139 0.03707 223 163 50 10
600 Of course it’s a walk up, how else could we afford it? 1.3139 0.03652 223 162 52 9
601 Don't be jealous. It's a walk-up. 1.3128 0.03841 211 155 46 10
602 Your old drawings in the cave don't even compare!" 1.3122 0.03887 221 165 43 13
603 A great view...They can see the tarpits from that window! 1.3122 0.03887 221 165 43 13
604 Just smile. She found a guy she likes who’s good with a pail and shovel. Don’t spoil it by telling her when the tide comes in, they’re toast. 1.3122 0.04043 221 168 37 16
605 It's nice that they live only a stone's throw away. 1.3122 0.03780 221 163 47 11
606 Skyscraper? They’ll always be knuckle draggers to me, Carl. 1.3122 0.03834 221 164 45 12
607 I don't care if it's the latest trend, our old cave offers exactly the same amenities - refuge and shelter. 1.3110 0.03677 209 151 51 7
608 Try to act impressed and don’t tell them we dwell in a one story cave. 1.3110 0.03677 209 151 51 7
609 Hi Linda! I brought that guy from the club that was hitting on me. 1.3109 0.03934 193 141 44 8
610 Don't cry for me, Mesopotamia. 1.3105 0.03907 219 164 42 13
611 Can't tell you how happy we are to see you guys ! Can you put the ladder back up ? 1.3105 0.03907 219 164 42 13
612 Our realtor said it's still technically Williamsburg 1.3105 0.04013 219 166 38 15
613 She told me they were living in the first "brownstone," whatever that is. 1.3105 0.03743 219 161 48 10
614 I predict that, in the future, buildings will only grow bigger, taller, and more penis-shaped. 1.3105 0.03853 219 163 44 12
615 It’s so neo-anderthal. 1.3103 0.04115 203 153 37 13
616 See. Just a stone’s throw away. 1.3099 0.03751 213 156 48 9
617 And you wouldn't believe it's rent controlled! 1.3091 0.03892 220 165 42 13
618 Drumpf built it - he's calling it the Drumpf Tower ! 1.3088 0.03982 217 164 39 14
619 Just be sure you're home before the tide comes in! 1.3088 0.03587 217 157 53 7
620 Rapunzel, what did you do to your hair, girl? 1.3088 0.04035 217 165 37 15
621 Is that a walkup? 1.3088 0.03928 217 163 41 13
622 I hate her. 1.3088 0.03982 217 164 39 14
623 I knew you'd finally cave in! 1.3088 0.03873 217 162 43 12
624 Someday we'll own lots of these, fill them with shit, and become President of the Greatest Democracy On Earth. 1.3084 0.04232 214 166 30 18
625 Congratulations! They approved your height variance last night! 1.3084 0.03965 214 161 40 13
626 We're naked up here! 1.3081 0.04058 211 160 37 14
627 It’s ok. We’ll wait until the elevator is invented. 1.3070 0.03780 215 159 46 10
628 Nice now but what happens when they get too old to climb the walls? 1.3070 0.03722 215 158 48 9
629 Someone's been busy. 1.3070 0.03722 215 158 48 9
630 We're staying at The Mirage! 1.3066 0.04097 212 162 35 15
631 He carved this all from one stone and you are still working on this so called wheel. 1.3066 0.03872 212 158 43 11
632 Thanks for the offer, but no. We like the pool at the Ramada 1.3066 0.03986 212 160 39 13
633 Oh we’re still out in The Caves at Mammoth Point. Just here for brunch! 1.3066 0.03695 212 155 49 8
634 Sorry, you'll have to climb the stairs. The elevator hasn't been invented yet. 1.3066 0.03814 212 157 45 10
635 I can't believe they paid so much for a 4th floor walk up. 1.3066 0.03695 212 155 49 8
636 Wow. Who knew inventing the wheel could be so lucrative. 1.3066 0.03814 212 157 45 10
637 It looks like the Rockwell's caved-in and bought the high rise 1.3066 0.03930 212 159 41 12
638 They took the fifth-floor rock-up... yikes... 1.3066 0.03930 212 159 41 12
639 My God, Agnes, you were so right. Kissing ass really does pay off. 1.3066 0.04097 212 162 35 15
640 They've always found a way to look down on us. 1.3066 0.03872 212 158 43 11
641 A year ago, there was just a cave here! 1.3066 0.03814 212 157 45 10
642 Is it just me, or do they look like they're overcompensating? 1.3066 0.03814 212 157 45 10
643 See how well they do when the ice cream truck goes by 1.3066 0.03930 212 159 41 12
644 No, I'm not jealous they got a penthouse. It's a walk-up. 1.3066 0.03695 212 155 49 8
645 Well sure, she looks happy - but I'd never let you drag me up four flights of stairs... 1.3066 0.03444 212 151 57 4
646 Come on up! It’s apartment 10,000B.C. 1.3066 0.03814 212 157 45 10
647 Don't wave at them. This is a class divided society now. 1.3066 0.03814 212 157 45 10
648 Look, Howard, it’s the Jeffersons. 1.3066 0.03930 212 159 41 12
649 The elevator’s broken. I’ll wake up Rapunzel. 1.3066 0.04042 212 161 37 14
650 They can go spelunk themselves. 1.3066 0.03755 212 156 47 9
651 Come into the lobby and get in the box. We will pull you up. 1.3066 0.03986 212 160 39 13
652 It's almost like we never came down from the trees in the first place! 1.3066 0.03814 212 157 45 10
653 If it weren't the late Pleistocene, I'd be insanely jealous. 1.3066 0.03755 212 156 47 9
654 Of course it’s high. That’s why it’s called the Stone Age. 1.3066 0.03872 212 158 43 11
655 Betty, I'm sure you guys love your new brownstone but think how much more you're going to love it once stairs are invented? 1.3061 0.03815 196 143 46 7
656 What an eyesore, gentrification is really ruining this neighborhood. ...Oh hey Betsy! 1.3058 0.03697 206 150 49 7
657 Just look at his face, Marge. This place was totally worth the money. 1.3050 0.04265 200 154 31 15
658 You invented the vertical cave! 1.3050 0.04022 200 150 39 11
659 Love it! Harry says he’ll chisel me one too. 1.3050 0.04022 200 150 39 11
660 Ug awoo ug zug [homo erectus didn’t have a spoken language and I refuse to pretend they did for the sake of some frivolous “cartoon.” Good day to you.] 1.3048 0.04474 187 145 27 15
661 luxury condos...that'll never catch on 1.3048 0.03833 210 156 44 10
662 Drop us a line when you get settled," 1.3048 0.03892 210 157 42 11
663 Are you staying at The Cave down the street? 1.3033 0.03758 211 156 46 9
664 No wonder their rent is five times higher than ours. 1.3033 0.03934 211 159 40 12
665 No elevator? These guys are stuck in the brownstone age 1.3029 0.03853 208 155 43 10
666 It's called a high-rise cave environment. Lots more room to draw on the walls, too. 1.3029 0.03972 208 157 39 12
667 Lovely place. So glad you got the zoning change. 1.3029 0.03730 208 153 47 8
668 Don't roll your eyes if they say it's "neoloftic". 1.3024 0.04069 205 156 36 13
669 They haven't invented how to get down yet. 1.3024 0.03950 205 154 40 11
670 We call it hump tower 1.3024 0.04010 205 155 38 12
671 Welcome to our new land-before-time share! 1.3024 0.03827 205 152 44 9
672 A walk-up is fine when you’re young, but my knees prefer a one-story cave. 1.3024 0.03700 205 150 48 7
673 A rent-controlled penthouse! How could you have been so lucky, Wilma? 1.3024 0.04069 205 156 36 13
674 Hello! Come on up, we’re on floor ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh, ugh. 1.3024 0.03950 205 154 40 11
675 Why? Oy, what can I say, no elevator, but it's rent controlled 1.3024 0.04010 205 155 38 12
676 Big deal--bet it's walk-up. 1.3024 0.03635 205 149 50 6
677 4th Floor and no plumbing?-no thanks. 1.3024 0.03827 205 152 44 9
678 Love what you've done to your hair, Rapunzel! 1.3024 0.03764 205 151 46 8
679 Impressive but will it cave in? 1.3024 0.03827 205 152 44 9
680 I am jealous, Brutt. Promise me we will move to a taller tree tonight. 1.3016 0.03744 189 137 47 5
681 She said the penthouse would make it easier to feed her dinosaur but I know she just wanted to look down on us. 1.3016 0.04171 189 143 35 11
682 Nice, but the bathroom is on the first floor. 1.3010 0.03933 206 155 40 11
683 Oh look, it's the Otises, I hope they don't mind all the stairs. 1.3010 0.03873 206 154 42 10
684 Sorry we can't come down to visit. Stairs haven't been invented yet. 1.3005 0.03909 203 152 41 10
685 Congrats on evolving into Home Erectus! 1.3005 0.03651 203 148 49 6
686 Look Carl, the Johnson’s are evolving. 1.3005 0.04032 203 154 37 12
687 Keep the faith, Noah! 1.3005 0.03909 203 152 41 10
688 No doorman, fourth-floor walk-up—what are Maud and Bill living in? The Paleolithic Era? 1.3005 0.03909 203 152 41 10
689 When your hair gets longer we can come up and see your new place. 1.3005 0.03971 203 153 39 11
690 Sorry we're late. We had to walk as our wheel is in the shop. 1.2985 0.03600 201 146 50 5
691 'The bells aren't working...come on up" 1.2985 0.03930 201 151 40 10
692 Now that’s a woman cave! 1.2985 0.03735 201 148 46 7
693 I know it's a walkup,but look at that view! 1.2985 0.03668 201 147 48 6
694 I would let you in, but I've cut my hair. 1.2985 0.03930 201 151 40 10
695 The real estate agent sold us on the unobstructed view. 1.2985 0.03530 201 145 52 4
696 They're climate deniers -- don't say anything about politics,melting glaciers,or rising sea levels,and try to enjoy dinner. 1.2982 0.04381 171 130 31 10
697 Grok caved in and built me a high rise! 1.2976 0.03877 205 154 41 10
698 Larry and Marge moved into the penthouse. Soon to be called the T-Rex take out window. 1.2974 0.03941 195 146 40 9
699 He hit it big in the pits trading crude oil futures contracts. 1.2970 0.03913 202 152 40 10
700 Hi, we're hunting for a gathering. Is it here? 1.2970 0.03850 202 151 42 9
701 Looks like architecture just entered the Erectus period, too. 1.2970 0.03913 202 152 40 10
702 Destroys the view for the rest of us. 1.2970 0.03653 202 148 48 6
703 Here's a pizza - catch! 1.2965 0.04139 199 153 33 13
704 Love the new walkup. So Neolithic! 1.2965 0.04139 199 153 33 13
705 I hear it gets very drafty at night. 1.2965 0.03820 199 148 43 8
706 Sorry, the elevator's out of service again. We might have to wake up Rapunzel. 1.2965 0.04077 199 152 35 12
707 What do you mean? Of COURSE it's a walk-up! 1.2965 0.04015 199 151 37 11
708 Hey mom, throw down some money. I hear the Good Humor truck. 1.2965 0.04015 199 151 37 11
709 You were right, we love condo living. 1.2965 0.03951 199 150 39 10
710 Charming brownstone! 1.2965 0.03820 199 148 43 8
711 Highly evolved. 1.2965 0.04139 199 153 33 13
712 Hi ! We hollowed out the neck of a diplodocus and invented architecture, what are you guys up to ? 1.2965 0.03820 199 148 43 8
713 No we don't. What's an elevator? 1.2965 0.04015 199 151 37 11
714 Now that’s what I call NeanderTALL! 1.2965 0.03820 199 148 43 8
715 Be sure to admire the stairs. They invented them. 1.2965 0.04015 199 151 37 11
716 OK, We'll take the elevator. 1.2959 0.03924 196 147 40 9
717 Someone had to invent elitism. 1.2959 0.03856 196 146 42 8
718 Yeah it's nice, but what the hell is a "condo"? 1.2959 0.03788 196 145 44 7
719 Is that an authentic brownstone? 1.2959 0.03788 196 145 44 7
720 Five floors? They're really trying to keep up with the Sapiens. 1.2959 0.03647 196 143 48 5
721 I don't understand. You're just babeling. 1.2959 0.03924 196 147 40 9
722 We're apartment sitting for the Kushners! 1.2959 0.04119 196 150 34 12
723 The termites left so we moved in; it's called a Hive Rise. 1.2959 0.03856 196 146 42 8
724 Can you believe they're only paying four tusks a month for this place? 1.2959 0.03856 196 146 42 8
725 Stop babbling! 1.2959 0.03990 196 148 38 10
726 And so, the Rocky-Fella dynasty began. 1.2959 0.03924 196 147 40 9
727 We like your caveominium. Is the hairway in the back? 1.2959 0.04119 196 150 34 12
728 A fourth-floor walk-up at their age? Anything to get out of the cave, I guess. 1.2959 0.03924 196 147 40 9
729 Come on up. You can see the Bronze Age from here! 1.2959 0.04055 196 149 36 11
730 They must have a good Cretaceous score. 1.2959 0.04182 196 151 32 13
731 You didn't tell me it was a climb-up. 1.2959 0.03990 196 148 38 10
732 Bye bye! --I never understand a word they say. 1.2959 0.04244 196 152 30 14
733 Lucy! Ogg! When did you folks evolve? 1.2959 0.03788 196 145 44 7
734 It's called Babel Towers 1.2959 0.04055 196 149 36 11
735 It was a total makeover. She cut her hair, and they added three windows and a door. 1.2959 0.03990 196 148 38 10
736 You can take the elevator, but it's a little rocky. 1.2959 0.03788 196 145 44 7
737 Darg must be doing well. They also have a beachfront cave at the tar pits. 1.2959 0.03856 196 146 42 8
738 At least their name isn’t on it 1.2959 0.03718 196 144 46 6
739 We'll be down as soon as Rapunzel gets home. 1.2959 0.03788 196 145 44 7
740 Day one of the Timeshareozoic Era. 1.2959 0.04055 196 149 36 11
741 Elevation? Yes. Evolution? No. 1.2953 0.04161 193 148 33 12
742 Manhattan, 1950 BCE 1.2953 0.03962 193 145 39 9
743 Oh Hi! Sorry. The elevator's out. 1.2953 0.03679 193 141 47 5
744 Here comes the cave dwellers. 1.2953 0.04029 193 146 37 10
745 A four story walkup. At their age! 1.2947 0.03931 190 142 40 8
746 No, but we are hunting for a gathering. 1.2947 0.04070 190 144 36 10
747 sure you're jealous now, but soon they'll be underwater. 1.2941 0.04238 153 113 35 5
748 Waiting For Otis 1.2938 0.04012 194 147 37 10
749 The buzzer doesn’t work 1.2938 0.04078 194 148 35 11
750 Otis, I think you need to find a better way to get us up there. 1.2938 0.03944 194 146 39 9
751 It's more climb-up than walk-up, but we made it. 1.2919 0.04276 185 143 30 12
752 Are you gonna let down your hair or what? 1.2917 0.03965 192 145 38 9
753 Their hunting and gathering has worked out well. 1.2917 0.04034 192 146 36 10
754 They’ve always been a hunter-gatherer power couple. The co-op board really liked that. 1.2917 0.04167 168 126 35 7
755 Ask them if you'll get your security deposit back if you paint on the walls. 1.2917 0.03965 192 145 38 9
756 Hi guys! We were afraid you’d have trouble finding us. They took the big, gold TRUMP down last week. 1.2903 0.03973 186 140 38 8
757 Too bad these high-rise caves overlook the tar pits. 1.2903 0.03899 186 139 40 7
758 I hate visiting them ever since she cut her hair. 1.2902 0.03664 193 142 46 5
759 Wow! I love what you've done with your Mound! 1.2898 0.03702 176 128 45 3
760 Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries! 1.2895 0.04191 190 147 31 12
761 You'll just love their decor! It's neo Paleolithic. 1.2895 0.03845 190 142 41 7
762 Seems like we haven’t seen you since the last ice age! 1.2895 0.03845 190 142 41 7
763 Vertical caves are the next big thing. 1.2895 0.04124 190 146 33 11
764 Well, aren’t you a couple of early risers! 1.2895 0.04191 190 147 31 12
765 Ever since their TV show, the Flintstones have really moved up 1.2893 0.04492 159 122 28 9
766 Keep walking.. their elevator doesn't exist yet, and I'm not climbing.. 1.2889 0.04131 180 137 34 9
767 I hear he may run for tribal president. 1.2888 0.03955 187 141 38 8
768 We love condo living...you should see his new man cave! 1.2888 0.03807 187 139 42 6
769 They bid low, but the sellers decided to cave. 1.2888 0.03882 187 140 40 7
770 Somehow we knew you would take the Fifth. 1.2888 0.03955 187 141 38 8
771 And don't talk about sports. You can turn into such a Neanderthal. 1.2888 0.03807 187 139 42 6
772 They are always so friendly before the floods 1.2888 0.04098 187 143 34 10
773 We added yeast to the adobe! 1.2888 0.04098 187 143 34 10
774 I gather that Crag got headhunted by that big wheel manufacturer. 1.2888 0.03807 187 139 42 6
775 I'd invite you up but I recently cut my hair. 1.2888 0.04098 187 143 34 10
776 ...of course they had to have the pentcave... 1.2888 0.04027 187 142 36 9
777 The character of pre-war buildings is unbeatable. 1.2888 0.03955 187 141 38 8
778 Nice ascent, man! 1.2888 0.03882 187 140 40 7
779 Of course it won a prize. What architect would vote for a cave? 1.2888 0.03882 187 140 40 7
780 So typical of the Troglers to skimp on landscaping 1.2888 0.03731 187 138 44 5
781 Hello Betty, it's been eons! 1.2888 0.04027 187 142 36 9
782 Fabulous place! Those GEICO ads really paid off for you! 1.2888 0.04167 187 144 32 11
783 Long prehistoric time, no see. 1.2872 0.03937 188 142 38 8
784 This will show that wheel guy. 1.2865 0.04305 178 138 29 11
785 For their sake, I hope somebody invents stairs soon. 1.2865 0.03999 178 134 37 7
786 Hi, we'd love to come up. Is that Rapunzel girl with you 1.2865 0.04121 185 142 33 10
787 It's nice, but have they invented stairs yet? 1.2865 0.04049 185 141 35 9
788 You knew they wouldn't be happy until they could brag about living atop the tallest building in the world. 1.2865 0.04049 185 141 35 9
789 It so convenient. We can feed our dinosaur from here. 1.2865 0.04049 185 141 35 9
790 Help! AirBnB is holding us hostage! 1.2857 0.03983 161 119 38 4
791 They don't clean, They just build another story and move upstairs... 1.2857 0.04443 161 124 28 9
792 Maybe we can afford a penthouse cave once you make partner. 1.2849 0.04135 179 137 33 9
793 Welcome to Prehistoric Swingers Of Pompano Beach 1.2842 0.03998 183 139 36 8
794 Hi, we'll see you in an hour. 1.2842 0.04217 183 142 30 11
795 Hey, they made it to the Top of the Rock! 1.2842 0.04145 183 141 32 10
796 Sorry we're late -- parking was a nightmare! 1.2842 0.04357 183 144 26 13
797 They said they invented something called 'rent control'. 1.2842 0.04145 183 141 32 10
798 Damn it Honey, the Joneses outdid us again. 1.2842 0.03765 183 136 42 5
799 We found you on AirBNB 1.2842 0.03998 183 139 36 8
800 You need to move out of there. The writing is on the wall. 1.2842 0.03602 183 134 46 3
801 Is the top one the only Airbnb ? 1.2842 0.04145 183 141 32 10
802 Too bad they didn't know that all the cool people go horizontal." 1.2842 0.03922 183 138 38 7
803 They bought it with their winnings from Flat, Round, Stone of Fortune. 1.2842 0.04072 183 140 34 9
804 It’s been 10 years and they still don’t have a single widow dressing. 1.2842 0.03922 183 138 38 7
805 She wants us to come up through the WHAT escape? 1.2842 0.03844 183 137 40 6
806 You better come down or God will smite you with multilingualism! 1.2842 0.04425 183 145 24 14
807 I heard that Trog cashed in on his father’s clout. 1.2842 0.04425 183 145 24 14
808 Soon everybody's gonna wanna walk-up, right? 1.2842 0.03844 183 137 40 6
809 He invented the wheel! 1.2842 0.04287 183 143 28 12
810 Nice enough couple, just can’t keep up with the Stoneses. 1.2842 0.03922 183 138 38 7
811 Hi Mom, I love what you've done with the ivory. 1.2842 0.03998 183 139 36 8
812 They say these Stacked Caves are the wave of the future 1.2842 0.03844 183 137 40 6
813 God I hope they have earthquake insurance. 1.2841 0.04021 176 133 36 7
814 Promise me we'll never buy a fourth floor walk-up. 1.2841 0.04179 176 135 32 9
815 My sister loves the view, but she's still waiting for Lloyd to invent stairs .... 1.2841 0.04021 176 133 36 7
816 People, I don't get it, leaving a comfortable cave for a sand castle tower? 1.2841 0.04256 176 136 30 10
817 He calls his new thing Real Estate but I doubt there is a future in it. 1.2840 0.03864 162 119 40 3
818 Welcome! The catapult is over there to your right. 1.2840 0.04332 162 124 30 8
819 This high-rise thing will never catch on here! 1.2840 0.03864 162 119 40 3
820 I just adore a pentcave view! 1.2833 0.04115 180 138 33 9
821 Welcome. Of course, it's a walk-up. 1.2833 0.03801 180 134 41 5
822 And so began a grand tradition of innovation outpacing infrastructure. 1.2833 0.04189 180 139 31 10
823 And, the best part is you can see the Mesozoic swamp from there. 1.2833 0.04039 180 137 35 8
824 But this is the Pleistocene not the mezzanine! 1.2833 0.04115 180 138 33 9
825 Hey there! Is Rapunzel home? 1.2833 0.04039 180 137 35 8
826 I wouldn't have paid half a woolly mammoth for a 5th floor walk-up. 1.2833 0.04115 180 138 33 9
827 Come up for a club soda! 1.2833 0.04115 180 138 33 9
828 Hey, look what baking dirt and water can do! 1.2833 0.03961 180 136 37 7
829 That's Bob and Sheryl. They invented the wheel AND stairs. 1.2833 0.04189 180 139 31 10
830 Who needs a gym when you live in a 4 story rock-up! 1.2826 0.03903 184 139 38 7
831 Movin' on Up, to the beast side. 1.2826 0.04336 184 145 26 13
832 He invented the wheel and now they're both rolling in the money. 1.2825 0.04081 177 135 34 8
833 It's official; the Pleistocene Epoch has been gentrified. 1.2818 0.03942 181 137 37 7
834 Sure, it's a fifth-floor walk-up, but the views are spectacular. 1.2818 0.03863 181 136 39 6
835 We better invent fire escapes. 1.2816 0.03788 174 129 41 4
836 It's terribly expensive but it guarantees us an audience with Donald the Hun. 1.2816 0.04282 174 135 29 10
837 "Anyone who says we're not as evolved has GOT to check out Mary's wallpaper choice." 1.2809 0.03901 178 134 38 6
838 Thanks for having us...don't forget to chisel. 1.2809 0.03901 178 134 38 6
839 Love the new monolith! 1.2793 0.04194 179 139 30 10
840 Hey, you two! Loving the new Mid-Paleolithic Modern! 1.2793 0.03718 179 133 42 4
841 Let yourselves in. Our doorman got eaten by a woolly mammoth. 1.2791 0.04229 172 133 30 9
842 Friends in high places rock! 1.2784 0.04162 176 136 31 9
843 You didn't tell me they have a penthouse 1.2784 0.04003 176 134 35 7
844 Great flip! 1.2784 0.04003 176 134 35 7
845 I know your heart is in painting, but someday I'd like to be able to afford more than just a cave." 1.2784 0.04083 176 135 33 8
846 I think they are too ahead of their time. 1.2784 0.04003 176 134 35 7
847 This gentrification is going to take us back to the stone age 1.2784 0.04003 176 134 35 7
848 What’s she babbling about? 1.2784 0.04240 176 137 29 10
849 Welcome to the Post Rapunzel Era! You'll find the stairs inside. 1.2784 0.04162 176 136 31 9
850 They cant afford it you know. He hasn't been able to hunt for months. 1.2784 0.03664 176 130 43 3
851 I hate the Joneses. 1.2784 0.04162 176 136 31 9
852 Great, but is he good at "gathering"? 1.2781 0.03933 169 127 37 5
853 You caved? 1.2775 0.04208 173 134 30 9
854 Someone's desperately trying to keep up with the Flinstones. 1.2775 0.03787 173 129 40 4
855 I heard your rent is rock solid. 1.2775 0.04287 173 135 28 10
856 Hi-ho! Your new place rocks! 1.2775 0.03961 173 131 36 6
857 Look, it's the modern stone-age family! 1.2775 0.04287 173 135 28 10
858 This walk-up doesn’t work for hunters, we are strictly gatherers now. 1.2775 0.04127 173 133 32 8
859 Careful Icarus. 1.2775 0.04208 173 134 30 9
860 Look at them up there: pretentious and prehensile. 1.2775 0.04441 173 137 24 12
861 Hey, come down and have dinner with us. It’s safe. Jerry gave up cannibalism. 1.2774 0.04345 155 119 29 7
862 No future in wheels, huh? I think that penthouse cave tells a different story... 1.2768 0.03734 177 132 41 4
863 Is there a rooftop pool? 1.2768 0.03819 177 133 39 5
864 I love how they all look like ants from up here. 1.2768 0.03984 177 135 35 7
865 Now if only someone would invent a stairway. 1.2768 0.04218 177 138 29 10
866 They're always bragging about the view. 1.2759 0.03941 174 132 36 6
867 It has a great view of Jurassic Park! 1.2759 0.03941 174 132 36 6
868 Great, more gentrification. 1.2759 0.03680 174 129 42 3
869 She wasn’t so fancy back in the Miocene era, Charles. 1.2759 0.03856 174 131 38 5
870 It is the newest thing in urban living. We call it a "Crognaminium"! 1.2759 0.04186 174 135 30 9
871 We're here for the block party! 1.2759 0.03941 174 132 36 6
872 Looks like Bill got promoted to hunter. 1.2759 0.04025 174 133 34 7
873 We’re really getting priced out of this neighborhood. 1.2759 0.04342 174 137 26 11
874 Babel, Babel, Babel 1.2759 0.03941 174 132 36 6
875 Wow, Sarah! Didn't know what you meant by a high-rise cave! 1.2759 0.03941 174 132 36 6
876 Look Grom, they're calling it a brown stone building. 1.2759 0.03856 174 131 38 5
877 Welcome to our 4 stoney walkup! 1.2759 0.03856 174 131 38 5
878 I dig your new cave, man. 1.2759 0.04186 174 135 30 9
879 Those Jones's, seriously? 1.2759 0.04106 174 134 32 8
880 I like your vertical cave. 1.2759 0.04025 174 133 34 7
881 It was just standing there, shiny black and humming, so they decided to carve it out. 1.2759 0.04186 174 135 30 9
882 Hi Hilda, sorry we're late. The MTA was slower than a three-toed sloth. 1.2759 0.04265 174 136 28 10
883 It’s Og and Ogette. Talk about Babel! 1.2759 0.03941 174 132 36 6
884 Chip! Joanna! Up here! 1.2759 0.04186 174 135 30 9
885 Can you please put your arms down? I can smell it from here 1.2759 0.04186 174 135 30 9
886 Look, Honey--They got the penthouse in Babel. 1.2759 0.04106 174 134 32 8
887 It was a pile of crap before they renovated. 1.2759 0.04106 174 134 32 8
888 Ooooh Archie, look! It's the Jeffersons! 1.2759 0.03941 174 132 36 6
889 You've moved up in the world! 1.2759 0.04106 174 134 32 8
890 Hi! We'd have the doorman let you up but nobody's invented doors yet. 1.2759 0.04342 174 137 26 11
891 It's called a Rise-High! 1.2759 0.03769 174 130 40 4
892 I’m glad you added more wall space because I have a long story to tell you! 1.2759 0.04186 174 135 30 9
893 Got water? 1.2759 0.04025 174 133 34 7
894 Wow, they went for the fifth-floor climbup. 1.2759 0.04265 174 136 28 10
895 Come on in. It will be a walk up for about 5,000 years. 1.2756 0.04125 156 118 33 5
896 Nice--seems it pays well to invent both fire and fire insurance. 1.2756 0.04321 156 120 29 7
897 Can you see our cave from there? 1.2753 0.03716 178 133 41 4
898 I think they call it a 'Babel'. 1.2749 0.04067 171 131 33 7
899 It’s okay, Harold. They no longer have the pterodactyl problem. 1.2749 0.04313 171 134 27 10
900 You left your Cave Cod home for a fourth-floor spelunk-up? 1.2749 0.04067 171 131 33 7
901 Barney, they have really made it... top floor penthouse in the Tower of Babylon! 1.2749 0.04151 171 132 31 8
902 They sure got uppity since they redefined themselves as Condo-Magnons. 1.2749 0.04067 171 131 33 7
903 If you get a subpoena just say you have absolutely no idea, but, if you must know, we were given the penthouse as the quid pro quo. 1.2749 0.04151 171 132 31 8
904 Yeah the views are great but who wants to live in a fifth-floor rock-up? 1.2749 0.04151 171 132 31 8
905 Another high rise? Soon it will be too expensive to forage here. 1.2749 0.03981 171 130 35 6
906 We would have arrived sooner, but we had to invent the wheel first. 1.2749 0.03981 171 130 35 6
907 I'd tell you to take the elevator, but it's 3,000 B.C. 1.2749 0.03981 171 130 35 6
908 Gentrification circa 10,000 B.C. 1.2749 0.03981 171 130 35 6
909 Ug, look, the new vertical cave! 1.2749 0.03805 171 128 39 4
910 Hi! We'll buzz you in! 1.2749 0.03894 171 129 37 5
911 We’re in 5D 1.2749 0.04067 171 131 33 7
912 Wow, a high five! 1.2749 0.04151 171 132 31 8
913 We agree! Drumpf Tower it is! What a bigly name! 1.2749 0.04067 171 131 33 7
914 What makes you think they look down on us? 1.2749 0.04233 171 133 29 9
915 Wow! You guys have really evolved! 1.2749 0.04233 171 133 29 9
916 We'll come up as soon as the elevator is invented. 1.2749 0.03981 171 130 35 6
917 Hi Carol! ...she claims it’s a Mesolithic Revival, but those boxy Paleolithic Colonial windows say otherwise. 1.2749 0.04392 171 135 25 11
918 Look, they made it to the top.But, it’s still a walk-up. 1.2746 0.04596 142 110 25 7
919 Thank God they’re in that tower. All she ever does is Babylon and on. Frankly, it’s like she’s speaking a different language altogether. 1.2744 0.04438 164 129 25 10
920 We need to start watching HGTV. 1.2743 0.04086 175 135 32 8
921 All the comforts of a cave plus a view. 1.2740 0.04613 146 114 24 8
922 They may be “movin’ on up”, but she still decorated the place with her ceramic trilobite collection. 1.2733 0.04046 172 132 33 7
923 These new high rises are really destroying the aesthetics of our neighborhood. 1.2733 0.04130 172 133 31 8
924 Come on up. The elevator hasn't been invented yet! 1.2733 0.04130 172 133 31 8
925 Tiny bone jewelry, who knew? 1.2733 0.03602 172 127 43 2
926 We’ll be down in a Jurassic moment”. 1.2733 0.03695 172 128 41 3
927 Did you invent the elevator yet? 1.2733 0.04211 172 134 29 9
928 [under breath] "So this is what 'inventing' fire gets you." 1.2727 0.04330 165 129 27 9
929 You would have four floors too, if you invented the wheel. 1.2727 0.04066 165 126 33 6
930 Wow, you guys have the Pez penthouse! 1.2722 0.04002 169 129 34 6
931 Hi!" "Yes it is. 1.2722 0.03913 169 128 36 5
932 The day the cavemen learned the word "Gentrification." 1.2722 0.04089 169 130 32 7
933 Hey, look, we invented subprime! 1.2722 0.04089 169 130 32 7
934 Madge...I can see your cave from here. 1.2722 0.04002 169 129 34 6
935 What’s a garage? 1.2722 0.04340 169 133 26 10
936 Is it just me, or do the Rubbles seem more uppity to you since they bought the penthouse suite?" 1.2722 0.04258 169 132 28 9
937 You ask me, their top floor apartment just makes them easy prey for a giganotosaurus. 1.2722 0.04002 169 129 34 6
938 It was this or the wheel. 1.2722 0.04002 169 129 34 6
939 What the hell are stairs? 1.2722 0.04089 169 130 32 7
940 I hope that they did not only invent the skyscraper but also the elevator. 1.2722 0.04002 169 129 34 6
941 Quick Terry change your outfit, we’re going to look ridiculous all dressed the same 1.2722 0.04175 169 131 30 8
942 She looks so much happier with her hair cut short. 1.2722 0.04258 169 132 28 9
943 Can't wait for them to invent the elevator. 1.2722 0.04175 169 131 30 8
944 Yes, it’s a nice view but let’s not forget that his real plan was to make a mountain out of that molehill. 1.2722 0.04175 169 131 30 8
945 Ours has six stories. 1.2722 0.04089 169 130 32 7
946 Wait, what do they call them again? Stairs? 1.2717 0.04026 173 133 33 7
947 Be nice! They might have WiFi! 1.2706 0.03982 170 130 34 6
948 So this is the Condo of Babel? 1.2695 0.03840 167 126 37 4
949 A man's home is his sandcastle 1.2695 0.03933 167 127 35 5
950 Yes, we just got our Flu shot. 1.2695 0.03745 167 125 39 3
951 Love the stone motif. 1.2695 0.03547 167 123 43 1
952 We'll buzz you in. 1.2695 0.04023 167 128 33 6
953 Too bad it’s a walk-up 1.2695 0.04023 167 128 33 6
954 Just a quick visit before the tide comes in. 1.2695 0.04023 167 128 33 6
955 Hi Betty! Hi Bob! Nice place you've hewn. 1.2695 0.04112 167 129 31 7
956 The elevator had better be invented by the time we get to the door. 1.2695 0.04023 167 128 33 6
957 Honey, say hi to the Stonehenges. They just moved in. 1.2695 0.04112 167 129 31 7
958 They're happy now, but I think a lack of local amenities will make the property value drop like a stone. 1.2692 0.03895 156 117 36 3
959 Welcome cave dwellers. 1.2690 0.03784 171 129 38 4
960 Looks drafty. 1.2683 0.03973 164 125 34 5
961 Nice! The penthouse! 1.2683 0.03973 164 125 34 5
962 Do they have an elevator? Or is she going to let down her hair... 1.2683 0.03878 164 124 36 4
963 What, your last place too primitive? 1.2683 0.04157 164 127 30 7
964 You finally caved and remodeled! 1.2683 0.04157 164 127 30 7
965 WILMAAAAAAA! 1.2683 0.04333 164 129 26 9
966 You were right! Your place is above T. Rex level! 1.2683 0.04333 164 129 26 9
967 There goes the neighbourhood! 1.2683 0.04157 164 127 30 7
968 Come see our view of the forest primeval! 1.2683 0.04157 164 127 30 7
969 Looks like The Jeffersons finally got a piece of the pie? 1.2683 0.04419 164 130 24 10
970 Dial rock, rock, bone—we'll buzz you up! 1.2683 0.04066 164 126 32 6
971 The first multi-story with a man cave. He must be happy! 1.2683 0.03680 164 122 40 2
972 Come on up.We are waiting for the elevator mechanic. 1.2683 0.03973 164 125 34 5
973 And thus began keeping up with the Jones's. 1.2683 0.04246 164 128 28 8
974 We'll come back when you get an elevator...whatever that is. 1.2683 0.04503 164 131 22 11
975 It's just us; you can let down your hair. 1.2683 0.04157 164 127 30 7
976 It's a walkup but look at all this natural light! 1.2675 0.04179 157 121 30 6
977 First time it rains, their home will turn to mud. 1.2675 0.04370 157 123 26 8
978 Any luck with the invention of stairs yet? 1.2675 0.04179 157 121 30 6
979 Ring the bell when you get on the elevator and I’ll put 4 stones on in the bucket! 1.2675 0.04275 157 122 28 7
980 They had to tear down a cave to build this 1.2667 0.03761 165 124 38 3
981 They say the trash chute works great. 1.2667 0.03858 165 125 36 4
982 Remember, my dad’s a caveman and isn’t going to approve of this. 1.2667 0.03559 165 122 42 1
983 Honey, you remember the Joneses. 1.2667 0.04045 165 127 32 6
984 Bob, I know you hate these dinners with my Aunt; but if we want the house when she dies we have to be nice so shut up, smile, and wave. 1.2667 0.03952 165 126 34 5
985 They always have to build something bigger and outdo everyone. They should call it Trump Tower. 1.2667 0.04135 165 128 30 7
986 Jefferstones! Hi! 1.2667 0.04045 165 127 32 6
987 No, this is 30 Rock. Rockefeller Center is just up the path. 1.2667 0.04310 165 130 26 9
988 Mom, Dad, meet my boyfriend, Stoné. He lives in a cave cave, but he's potentially civilizable." 1.2667 0.04135 165 128 30 7
989 Oh no Jim and Amy wore the same costume 1.2667 0.04135 165 128 30 7
990 No, you come down. I might be afraid of heights. 1.2663 0.03801 169 128 37 4
991 We should have invested in these volcano shares, too. 1.2654 0.04271 162 127 27 8
992 They were never ones to keep their feet on the ground. 1.2654 0.03694 162 121 39 2
993 Welcome to the big city! 1.2654 0.04088 162 125 31 6
994 Ok I give up. How did you get up there? 1.2654 0.03993 162 124 33 5
995 We'll be right down. Just gotta set the Betamax to record. 1.2654 0.04088 162 125 31 6
996 Yeah, but the association fees are one shiny rock. 1.2654 0.03896 162 123 35 4
997 The stairs are around the back . 1.2654 0.04088 162 125 31 6
998 Idiots. That's right at apatosaurus height. 1.2654 0.04181 162 126 29 7
999 Hi. Elevator's broken, you'll have to climb. I'll buzz you in. 1.2654 0.04271 162 127 27 8
1000 I can’t understand what they’re Babelling about. 1.2654 0.04181 162 126 29 7
1001 They've come a long way since the cave years. 1.2654 0.03694 162 121 39 2
1002 Welcome to our new come. Take the rope to the fifth floor. 1.2645 0.04397 155 122 25 8
1003 Come on up! We're in 4A 1.2645 0.03892 155 117 35 3
1004 It’s a mammoth viewing platform 1.2645 0.04397 155 122 25 8
1005 Come on up before high tide! 1.2642 0.04228 159 124 28 7
1006 Did you invent stairs yet? 1.2642 0.04321 159 125 26 8
1007 Inventing fire has been good to you. 1.2642 0.03935 159 121 34 4
1008 Love your matching outfits. 1.2642 0.04228 159 124 28 7
1009 Homo erectus isn't fooling anyone. 1.2642 0.04133 159 123 30 6
1010 Iksnay on the water balloonsay until they’re directly undersay 1.2642 0.04133 159 123 30 6
1011 Wow, inviting fire really paid off for them! 1.2642 0.04321 159 125 26 8
1012 Didja have to move to a fifth floor walk-up? 1.2642 0.04321 159 125 26 8
1013 It’s rent controlled 1.2642 0.03935 159 121 34 4
1014 If they really wanted us to visit, they would have made stairs. 1.2642 0.03833 159 120 36 3
1015 When you said you were staying at the Sands Hotel, I thought you meant in Vegas. 1.2642 0.04133 159 123 30 6
1016 Get decent-We're coming up! 1.2642 0.04133 159 123 30 6
1017 Sorry we're late. Fred's always re-inventing the wheel." 1.2642 0.03935 159 121 34 4
1018 Their penthouse suite is nice as vacation rentals go, but without a moat there’s a security issue. 1.2642 0.04228 159 124 28 7
1019 Honey, if bronze is so bad, I don't want to be good. 1.2642 0.04133 159 123 30 6
1020 I’m ready to trade. I’ll send Sam up. You send Bob down. 1.2642 0.04035 159 122 32 5
1021 Doormen on strike again? 1.2642 0.04228 159 124 28 7
1022 You did it, Gloria ! You slept your way to the top. 1.2642 0.04133 159 123 30 6
1023 We’ll wait until they invent elevators 1.2625 0.04388 160 127 24 9
1024 It’s so much easier not having to climb the stairs on all fours..... 1.2625 0.04110 160 124 30 6
1025 Eat your heart out Noah. 1.2625 0.04013 160 123 32 5
1026 Oh, look, dear--the Bradleys have become a higher life form. 1.2625 0.03812 160 121 36 3
1027 The new Hard Rock Hotel​ is looking pretty nice. 1.2625 0.03812 160 121 36 3
1028 How will the rezoning of the local tar pit effect your property value? 1.2615 0.04575 130 101 24 5
1029 Thanks for stopping by, but unfortunately the elevator is out and the repairman won't be born for another 32,563 years. 1.2614 0.03909 153 116 34 3
1030 Oh gross, the Smith’s are naked again. Dorothy, no, don’t wave! We’re not doing this again. 1.2614 0.04425 153 121 24 8
1031 What do you mean ‘What’s up?’ You’re what’s up. 1.2611 0.04253 157 123 27 7
1032 Act natural honey, it's the owners of Stump Tower 1.2611 0.04056 157 121 31 5
1033 We’d like to sell you a home security system. 1.2611 0.04056 157 121 31 5
1034 Can you imagine carrying your hunted and gathered up those stairs? 1.2611 0.04155 157 122 29 6
1035 So this is the new walk-up dwelling you've been talking about. 1.2611 0.04155 157 122 29 6
1036 I can't wait for you to meet the Flintstones honey! 1.2611 0.03849 157 119 35 3
1037 One of Trump's early projects. 1.2611 0.03954 157 120 33 4
1038 Can’t wait to hear how they discovered the neighborhood. 1.2611 0.03954 157 120 33 4
1039 I hate gentrification. 1.2611 0.03742 157 118 37 2
1040 Great vacation, going to be hard to return to cave life. 1.2611 0.04056 157 121 31 5
1041 As an engineer, he worked tirelessly to find ways to look down on others. 1.2611 0.04056 157 121 31 5
1042 A four story walk up? You’ve got to be kidding me? 1.2611 0.03954 157 120 33 4
1043 Sorry. No stairs. Use the Mastodon in the back. 1.2611 0.04155 157 122 29 6
1044 It's not very spacious but it's rent controlled. 1.2611 0.04253 157 123 27 7
1045 We got a great re-fi! In 9005 B.C. it will be all ours! 1.2611 0.03631 157 117 39 1
1046 Can you believe the view they have of the Tar Pits? 1.2611 0.04155 157 122 29 6
1047 It's what you don't see that's amazing...they're both basketball players. 1.2611 0.03954 157 120 33 4
1048 I like her, but most of what she says is just babel. 1.2611 0.03954 157 120 33 4
1049 Not my cup of tea Bob. Too minimalist, too open concept but love the neutral palette. 1.2611 0.04056 157 121 31 5
1050 I can't believe you guys moved into the Trump Dump Tower. It's going to collapse real soon. 1.2611 0.04253 157 123 27 7
1051 Wait, are we sharing the flat with the Airbnb hosts? 1.2611 0.03954 157 120 33 4
1052 You've come up in the Neanderthal world! 1.2611 0.04056 157 121 31 5
1053 Hi, Betty and Barney -- can we come up to see your new condo? 1.2611 0.04348 157 124 25 8
1054 It's a short trip from the penthouse to the outhouse. 1.2611 0.04155 157 122 29 6
1055 I think it's great. They call it a brown stone. 1.2611 0.03742 157 118 37 2
1056 You’ll never get me up in one of those things. 1.2611 0.03954 157 120 33 4
1057 Look Honey. I told you they have a penthouse apartment. 1.2611 0.04348 157 124 25 8
1058 Hey! You know you've moved into a giant anthill and not a high rise condo! 1.2611 0.04348 157 124 25 8
1059 Welcome to FlintstoneTower! 1.2611 0.04253 157 123 27 7
1060 Well, of course it's a walk-up, but they got a rock-bottom price. 1.2611 0.04155 157 119 32 4
1061 What's their next dumb idea? Being carried by counterweights? 1.2595 0.04132 158 123 29 6
1062 Yeah, guys, the view are amazing. But the second a cash buyer comes knocking, we're flipping this place. 1.2595 0.04132 158 123 29 6
1063 She cut her hair. How are we supposed to get up there now? 1.2595 0.04132 158 123 29 6
1064 Sorry we're late. Our camel broke down and we had to walk the rest of the way." 1.2581 0.04077 155 120 30 5
1065 Thanks again, you guys rock! 1.2581 0.04374 155 123 24 8
1066 Love it! Kind of Rapunzel meets Neolithic. 1.2581 0.04469 155 124 22 9
1067 It's such a lovely brownstone. 1.2581 0.03866 155 118 34 3
1068 Sorry we're late. The traffic was horrendous. 1.2581 0.04374 155 123 24 8
1069 I just adore a penthouse view! 1.2581 0.03973 155 119 32 4
1070 ‘So long,’ said Debbie as she left the family brownstone to seek happiness in a suburban split level.” 1.2581 0.04179 155 121 28 6
1071 I TOLD you paleo-gentrification was a thing, Ogg. We couldn't afford a lean-to in this neighborhood now. 1.2581 0.04278 155 122 26 7
1072 And so, the early condo-man era began. 1.2581 0.04077 155 120 30 5
1073 Just wait’ll we invent a ladders! 1.2581 0.04374 155 123 24 8
1074 I still can’t believe they live in a giant clarinet. 1.2581 0.03973 155 119 32 4
1075 Karen! I just saw your episode of Fixer Upper! 1.2581 0.03973 155 119 32 4
1076 I told you our neighborhood would be gentrified. LOOK! 1.2581 0.04278 155 122 26 7
1077 We'll be down in a minute-- the tide will come soon! 1.2581 0.04077 155 120 30 5
1078 Did you bring ladder and wine? 1.2581 0.04179 155 121 28 6
1079 Why did you agree to go to their house? You know I hate the climb. 1.2581 0.04179 155 121 28 6
1080 It's nice and she says it even has a parking garage. What the hell is parking?" 1.2581 0.04278 155 122 26 7
1081 ‘You’ve solved the curtain problem !’ 1.2581 0.04179 155 121 28 6
1082 Hi! (They are such social climbers.) 1.2581 0.04179 155 121 28 6
1083 The Neandertalls think they are so much better than us. 1.2581 0.03866 155 118 34 3
1084 See ya next Solstice! 1.2581 0.04278 155 122 26 7
1085 This is going to be great! Our first swingers. 1.2581 0.04179 155 121 28 6
1086 I prefer something with a more open concept 1.2581 0.04077 155 120 30 5
1087 Sorry, the elevator isn't working today. Our dinosaur has the day off. 1.2581 0.04469 155 124 22 9
1088 We'll come up to visit you as soon as we invent stairs!' 1.2581 0.04077 155 120 30 5
1089 Oh, great! A four story walk-up. 1.2581 0.03866 155 118 34 3
1090 The latest Trump tower, said he was losing money in office. 1.2581 0.04653 155 126 18 11
1091 Sorry we're late. Got a little lost at the first palm tree. 1.2581 0.03973 155 119 32 4
1092 Come on up, I'll throw the vine down for you! 1.2581 0.04077 155 120 30 5
1093 They say it will all be fields around here one day. 1.2581 0.03866 155 118 34 3
1094 The fortune they made from hunting and gathering has brought them out of the forest and into the phallus. 1.2581 0.04469 155 124 22 9
1095 Cave dans le ciel. I’m there. 1.2581 0.04374 155 123 24 8
1096 What happened to the moat? 1.2581 0.03866 155 118 34 3
1097 Don't you have any friends in low places? 1.2581 0.04374 155 123 24 8
1098 See, now if only you booked earlier, we could've gotten the penthouse. 1.2581 0.03973 155 119 32 4
1099 And so many paleo restaurants around! 1.2569 0.04489 144 114 23 7
1100 Just come on up. We're having a paleo dinner. 1.2566 0.04122 152 118 29 5
1101 We love it up here if it weren't for the nose bleeds. 1.2566 0.04122 152 118 29 5
1102 When they mentioned their 'scraper' I thought they were talking about stone tools. 1.2566 0.03791 152 115 35 2
1103 We'll be back after you invent the elevator. 1.2566 0.03791 152 115 35 2
1104 Mine's a rescue too. 1.2564 0.04054 156 121 30 5
1105 we invented stairs! 1.2564 0.03951 156 120 32 4
1106 God this place has gotten crowded. 1.2564 0.04054 156 121 30 5
1107 It's easy, once we invented stairs. 1.2564 0.04253 156 123 26 7
1108 If they brag one more time about the Tyrannosaur-proof guarantee on their penthouse, I swear I'm gonna kill and eat them myself. 1.2564 0.04253 156 123 26 7
1109 Hi there! Is this a new Trump Tower?​ 1.2564 0.04444 156 125 22 9
1110 We’ll come for a visit once they invent stairs. 1.2564 0.04349 156 124 24 8
1111 But the Co-op board is prehistoric 1.2564 0.03507 156 116 40 0
1112 What do you mean there's no such thing as an elevator? 1.2552 0.04353 145 114 25 6
1113 Sure they have a great view, but I’m not sure I’d want to ride a pterodactyl every day just to get up and down. 1.2549 0.03992 153 118 31 4
1114 Karen! Brian! You can come up as soon as we invent stairs! 1.2549 0.04402 153 122 23 8
1115 We'll come see you as soon as someone invents the elevator. 1.2549 0.04202 153 120 27 6
1116 They act so high and mighty since they moved up to the floor for which we not yet have a name. 1.2549 0.03992 153 118 31 4
1117 I also heard they have a shell corporation. 1.2540 0.04904 126 101 18 7
1118 It looks great, but what's a house? 1.2532 0.04178 154 121 27 6
1119 Sure it’s nice, but does it have an elevator? 1.2520 0.04467 127 99 24 4
1120 Come on up, can you believe the condo fees are only one pterodactyl a month. 1.2517 0.04148 143 111 28 4
1121 We love what you've done with that mysterious black monolith! 1.2517 0.04027 143 110 30 3
1122 I can’t believe we wore the same thing. 1.2517 0.04379 143 113 24 6
1123 I hate to break it to them, but high-rises will never catch on. 1.2517 0.03962 147 113 31 3
1124 I hear they have an ocean view - at high tide, at least. 1.2517 0.04300 147 116 25 6
1125 I don't know what is going through their little sapien skulls... 1.2517 0.04300 147 116 25 6
1126 Wheel, fire and now elevator. You guys are on a roll. 1.2517 0.03962 147 113 31 3
1127 When it came to multi-unit hut construction, Gork was no Neanderthal. 1.2517 0.04407 147 117 23 7
1128 Honey, meet Freud Flintstone. 1.2517 0.04078 147 114 29 4
1129 Bye-bye. We’re moving. We invented Scarsdale. 1.2517 0.04407 147 117 23 7
1130 Look! It's the first apart-men! 1.2517 0.04190 147 115 27 5
1131 Looks great, but your husband still hasn't paid the laborers that built the tower. 1.2517 0.03842 147 112 33 2
1132 In the Neo-troglodyte Period, cave dwelling was taken to a whole new level. 1.2517 0.03962 147 113 31 3
1133 They seem to love city living. 1.2517 0.04190 147 115 27 5
1134 Welcome to Club Med! No club required. 1.2517 0.04078 147 114 29 4
1135 Love what you did with your redwood. 1.2517 0.04078 147 114 29 4
1136 I don't know about you, but this whole mid-miocene modern craze is getting a little tired. 1.2517 0.03962 147 113 31 3
1137 You won't believe the new kitchen! 1.2517 0.04300 147 116 25 6
1138 Yes, it's a walk-up. Elevators haven't been invented yet... 1.2517 0.04614 147 119 19 9
1139 Would you buzz us in? 1.2517 0.04512 147 118 21 8
1140 pizza delivery, catch! 1.2517 0.04078 147 114 29 4
1141 Well, that's one way to make the phallic monolith homey. 1.2517 0.04300 147 116 25 6
1142 Use the stairs. The elevator's broken. 1.2517 0.04300 147 116 25 6
1143 It’s a walk-up, but their tar pits view is to die for. 1.2517 0.04407 147 117 23 7
1144 Hi! She's from my club-making class." 1.2517 0.03842 147 112 33 2
1145 It's just an efficiency, but you can' t beat the view. 1.2517 0.04078 147 114 29 4
1146 Sweet! They scored the penthouse. 1.2517 0.04190 147 115 27 5
1147 Wow, from a cave to condo in just 2 million years! 1.2517 0.04300 147 116 25 6
1148 It’s nice, but I prefer door-man buildings 1.2517 0.04190 147 115 27 5
1149 Hi Penny! Hi Leonard! Sheldon and I will be up in a minute. Are the stairs still broken? 1.2517 0.04512 147 118 21 8
1150 Hi! (I bet she's a Trumper.) 1.2517 0.04190 147 115 27 5
1151 We promise to visit when they invent stairs. 1.2517 0.04078 147 114 29 4
1152 I hear the next big invention is something called a zoning board. 1.2517 0.03842 147 112 33 2
1153 What happened to the tree house? 1.2517 0.04300 147 116 25 6
1154 We just couldn’t say ‘no’ to the first Brownstone on the Manhattan Schist! 1.2517 0.04190 147 115 27 5
1155 Hey folks. Welome to Pisa. 1.2517 0.04190 147 115 27 5
1156 From caveman to condoman: devolution. 1.2517 0.04614 147 119 19 9
1157 We call it a cave-dominium. 1.2517 0.04512 147 118 21 8
1158 When the wind picks up, they’ll be playing a high C 1.2517 0.03962 147 113 31 3
1159 Brontosaurus broken down again? We'll take the stairs. 1.2517 0.04300 147 116 25 6
1160 Come on up, we’ll buzz you in. 1.2517 0.04407 147 117 23 7
1161 Hi-take the rope ladder to the fourth floor. The buzzer won't be working for another few millennia." 1.2517 0.03962 147 113 31 3
1162 Oh my, I hope that they have invented the elevator. 1.2517 0.04190 147 115 27 5
1163 They are doing well. She even hired someone to draw on their pentcave walls. 1.2517 0.03962 147 113 31 3
1164 Their first discovery was a fire. Their second was affectation. 1.2517 0.04190 147 115 27 5
1165 He kills one mammoth and next thing you know he's up there in his ivory tower. 1.2500 0.03820 148 113 33 2
1166 You need to ask your boss for a raise. 1.2500 0.04054 148 115 29 4
1167 You never mentioned your brother in law was an architect. 1.2500 0.04484 148 119 21 8
1168 Nice place. That must have cost you a few bones! 1.2500 0.04316 140 110 25 5
1169 What do you mean, there's no elevator? 1.2500 0.04166 148 116 27 5
1170 They’re moving to the suburbs. Whatever those are. 1.2500 0.04166 148 116 27 5
1171 Come on up and see us. We’re on the 5th floor, 4th European. 1.2500 0.04166 148 116 27 5
1172 Fortunately they installed an elevator shortly after Rapunzel left. 1.2500 0.04381 148 118 23 7
1173 Of course there's an elevator. 1.2500 0.04274 148 117 25 6
1174 Well, I just hope they also discovered the elevator. 1.2500 0.04316 140 110 25 5
1175 Now remember,she's my oldest friend. Don't mention you knew his neanderthal cousin,"when"! 1.2500 0.03820 148 113 33 2
1176 Do you think they can see our cave from up there? 1.2500 0.03939 148 114 31 3
1177 Who would live in house like that? 1.2500 0.03939 148 114 31 3
1178 Come on up! Pole vaults are around back. 1.2500 0.03939 148 114 31 3
1179 It’s cro-magnificent! 1.2500 0.04166 148 116 27 5
1180 Wish they had invented stairs first. 1.2483 0.04249 149 118 25 6
1181 Sally married an engineer. 1.2483 0.04249 149 118 25 6
1182 I'm not going up there. This thing was built by a neanderthal." 1.2483 0.04249 149 118 25 6
1183 Girl, I love that animal skin. Where did you club that?! 1.2483 0.04558 149 121 19 9
1184 Sorry, you have to use stairs, the elevator is broken. 1.2483 0.04249 149 118 25 6
1185 I'm sure it's lovely, but we'll wait until the elevator is invented. 1.2483 0.04098 145 113 28 4
1186 We'll be up in two shakes of a T-Rex's tail. 1.2483 0.03857 145 111 32 2
1187 It really frees up the rest of the property for commercial development." 1.2483 0.03979 145 112 30 3
1188 I am admittedly late with this submission, which I am making just for fun, for the cartoon appearing in the October 7th edition. Harry Yohalem "I asked for wild-caught Alaskan salmon, not excuses!" 1.2483 0.04748 145 119 16 10
1189 We dropped the basketball. Can you throw it to us? 1.2483 0.04213 145 114 26 5
1190 Well we're moving on up.......to that dee-luxe hovel in the skyyyy...... 1.2483 0.04435 145 116 22 7
1191 On one hand the views are amazing but on the other you are living in a hollowed out Brontosaurus poo. 1.2483 0.04435 145 116 22 7
1192 Look honey! They saved enough pebbles to buy the penthouse. 1.2483 0.04213 145 114 26 5
1193 It's not Doral, but at least there aren't any bedbugs. 1.2483 0.04325 145 115 24 6
1194 Don’t forget to act like your impressed by the view. 1.2483 0.04325 145 115 24 6
1195 I hear they have a breathtaking view of the tar pits. 1.2483 0.03979 145 112 30 3
1196 High, Myrna. 1.2483 0.03857 145 111 32 2
1197 Meet you down in the casino in five minutes. 1.2483 0.03731 145 110 34 1
1198 This is the future of living! Except we haven't invented a way to get down yet. 1.2483 0.04098 145 113 28 4
1199 Keeping up with the Flintstones, are you? 1.2483 0.03979 145 112 30 3
1200 Such liberation cutting our hair! 100,000 years from now, let’s burn our bras. 1.2483 0.04541 145 117 20 8
1201 Oh, great, a 5th floor climb-up. 1.2466 0.04188 146 115 26 5
1202 Looks like Gur and Uba finally got a piece of the pie. 1.2466 0.04073 146 114 28 4
1203 Hey, Deborah! DEBORAH! Can you hear me down there? You see now what I was saying about it looking like a giant dick? 1.2466 0.04513 146 118 20 8
1204 The elevator to the penthouse won't be working for 5000 years, but this apartment is still a steal. 1.2466 0.04073 146 114 28 4
1205 After the Urks invented rebar, their home became a popular attraction in the otherwise drab neighborhood. 1.2466 0.04299 146 116 24 6
1206 We’ll see you as soon as we invent the stairs 1.2466 0.04188 146 115 26 5
1207 Not sure I would call it classical architecture 1.2464 0.04217 138 108 26 4
1208 ‘’Otis. Look who’s here.” 1.2448 0.04236 143 113 25 5
1209 What's the buzzer number? 1.2448 0.04351 143 114 23 6
1210 Love what you did with the mountain! 1.2448 0.04351 143 114 23 6
1211 How "Hi, Rise" got its name. 1.2448 0.04351 143 114 23 6
1212 You'd think they could do better than a fifth-floor walk-up. 1.2448 0.04462 143 115 21 7
1213 Please tell me you've invented stairs! 1.2448 0.04351 143 114 23 6
1214 What is she babbling about now? 1.2448 0.03871 143 110 31 2
1215 Guess living in a cave wasn't good enough for you? 1.2448 0.04236 143 113 25 5
1216 Take the stairs up. No elevator for another 40,000 years. 1.2448 0.04351 143 114 23 6
1217 So happy you made it! We'll be right down. 1.2448 0.04462 143 115 21 7
1218 Sorry we're late! We haven't updated the GPS since the Pleistocene. 1.2448 0.04462 143 115 21 7
1219 We´ll be down in a bit, elevator does not work! 1.2429 0.04164 140 110 26 4
1220 We can see your cave from here. 1.2429 0.04404 140 112 22 6
1221 Can you believe they still live in a walk up? 1.2429 0.04164 140 110 26 4
1222 Come on up, door’s unrocked! 1.2429 0.04519 140 113 20 7
1223 So how's the new MOMA? 1.2429 0.04164 140 110 26 4
1224 What's an elevator? 1.2429 0.04286 140 111 24 5
1225 The Guggs are moving up in the world. 1.2429 0.04039 140 109 28 3
1226 They got a good deal..the last owners were eaten by a pterodactyl. 1.2429 0.04164 140 110 26 4
1227 Stairs aren't a thing yet, so they never come down. 1.2429 0.04164 140 110 26 4
1228 Yabba dabba do come on up! 1.2429 0.04286 140 111 24 5
1229 Gentrification at it's finest. 1.2429 0.04404 140 112 22 6
1230 Come on up. The penthouse comes with an interpreter. 1.2429 0.04039 140 109 28 3
1231 What's it like to get high?" 1.2429 0.04404 140 112 22 6
1232 To think we knew them when they were only ground floor 1.2429 0.04164 140 110 26 4
1233 I promise we'll just stay until the tide comes in. 1.2429 0.04519 140 113 20 7
1234 Looks like your profits from inventing the wheel have helped you invent gentrification. 1.2429 0.04039 140 109 28 3
1235 I don't care who you invited over, they can't come up until we invent stairs. 1.2429 0.04164 140 110 26 4
1236 Are you guys ready to go to Th Olive Garden? 1.2429 0.04164 140 110 26 4
1237 She told me they wanted a lot more room for their horse paintings. 1.2429 0.04286 140 111 24 5
1238 I hear they cornered the market on stone. 1.2429 0.04164 140 110 26 4
1239 They had better have an elevator. 1.2429 0.04039 140 109 28 3
1240 Great news! Ogg just invented the fire ladder. 1.2429 0.04039 140 109 28 3
1241 Why didn't you tell me our house looks like a kazoo? 1.2429 0.04519 140 113 20 7
1242 Sorry we're late! John refused to ask for directions... 1.2429 0.04286 140 111 24 5
1243 Yes, we know we're going to suffer through them showing off their new penthouse. Just grin and bear it and don't be classless. 1.2429 0.04164 140 110 26 4
1244 'Darn. I was supposed to gather something to the party.' 1.2429 0.04039 140 109 28 3
1245 Thanks, but we’re going to pass on living in a high-rise till they invent the elevator.” 1.2429 0.04741 140 115 16 9
1246 Yes, it's a fifth-floor climb-up, but they're great people. 1.2429 0.04286 140 111 24 5
1247 I think we may have swapped husbands! 1.2429 0.04164 140 110 26 4
1248 Is it a NYC "walk up" or do you have an elevator? 1.2429 0.04286 140 111 24 5
1249 Those poor people. Stairs haven't been invented yet. 1.2429 0.04519 140 113 20 7
1250 Movin' on up! 1.2429 0.04286 140 111 24 5
1251 What do you think it costs to have a giraffe? 1.2429 0.04164 140 110 26 4
1252 Greetings from the famed Tower of Bedrock 1.2429 0.04039 140 109 28 3
1253 Prepare yourself for another mid-century Paleolithic restoration 1.2429 0.04039 140 109 28 3
1254 They just moved into their new mudflat yesterday. Didn't mention it was a penthouse. 1.2429 0.04039 140 109 28 3
1255 "We built this city on rock and roll." 1.2429 0.04519 140 113 20 7
1256 You better call your doctor if you've been up there for more than four hours. 1.2429 0.04848 140 116 14 10
1257 Hey girl! No, you come down first. 1.2429 0.03776 140 107 32 1
1258 I'll bet you can see the Ice Age form up there. 1.2429 0.04631 140 114 18 8
1259 what a relief! we thought you were in another rapunzel gag! 1.2429 0.04286 140 111 24 5
1260 Archeologists agree that the Smiths predated the welcome-to-the-neighborhood jello mold by 10,000 years. 1.2429 0.04039 140 109 28 3
1261 Lookit the Neanderthals! Living large on the fifth floor! 1.2429 0.04164 140 110 26 4
1262 Big cave, good. Four-story walk-up, bad. 1.2429 0.04164 140 110 26 4
1263 Remember, Barb. Fish and family smell bad after 3 days! 1.2429 0.04631 140 114 18 8
1264 And, of course, they took the penthouse. 1.2429 0.04404 140 112 22 6
1265 Hi Elle! Hi Vator! Come on up. 1.2429 0.04164 140 110 26 4
1266 I hope they invented an elevator. 1.2429 0.04404 140 112 22 6
1267 And he doesn't need his Viagra any more. 1.2429 0.04286 140 111 24 5
1268 Hi! We love what you've done with the place! 1.2429 0.04286 140 111 24 5
1269 We love the Upper Paleolithic! The clean modern lines are to die for! 1.2429 0.04519 140 113 20 7
1270 It's nice, but I'd sooner live in a cave than deal with an HOA. 1.2429 0.04286 140 111 24 5
1271 Vegas, 'the early years.' 1.2429 0.04404 140 112 22 6
1272 We love the apartment, even though it's a walk-up. One is still available on the second floor. 1.2429 0.03909 140 108 30 2
1273 You're just in time to see the man cave! 1.2429 0.04404 140 112 22 6
1274 How can they afford this place? I haven't seen them catch a mastodon in months. 1.2429 0.03909 140 108 30 2
1275 Hi Sis, I found him out wandering under the palm trees again. 1.2429 0.04404 140 112 22 6
1276 Looks like the Joneses finally struck oil. 1.2429 0.04519 140 113 20 7
1277 Must be a bitch to clean. 1.2429 0.04164 140 110 26 4
1278 Hey Akhoba! I had no idea you guys were staying at the hard rock hotel this weekend! 1.2429 0.04164 140 110 26 4
1279 Wow, you put in windows and a door in your monolith -- big improvement! 1.2429 0.04039 140 109 28 3
1280 Come on up! The kids are in bed and dinner is almost ready. 1.2429 0.04164 140 110 26 4
1281 So what if they've got the tallest hut? We own the patent rights for stairs and ladders. 1.2429 0.04164 140 110 26 4
1282 Sorry! Elevator’s not working; you’ll have to walk up! 1.2429 0.04039 140 109 28 3
1283 I told you guys to build out not up! 1.2429 0.04039 140 109 28 3
1284 Great view? Sure. But I'll wait until somebody invents plumbing. 1.2429 0.04286 140 111 24 5
1285 We're evolving. Come on up and check it out. 1.2429 0.04164 140 110 26 4
1286 The 'Trump' sign must be on the other side. 1.2429 0.04039 140 109 28 3
1287 I thought you said it was a quaint pied-à-terre. 1.2429 0.04519 140 113 20 7
1288 First, the wall drawings, now this. 1.2429 0.04039 140 109 28 3
1289 Just smile and wave Irma 1.2429 0.04164 140 110 26 4
1290 Look at those show offs. 1.2429 0.04039 140 109 28 3
1291 They have air conditioning! 1.2429 0.04039 140 109 28 3
1292 How's Rapunzel liking college? 1.2429 0.04039 140 109 28 3
1293 There's Wanda and Grog. They bought into WeCave early. 1.2429 0.04286 140 111 24 5
1294 Love the mid-century look! 1.2429 0.04404 140 112 22 6
1295 Great , our neighbors the Joneses carved a penthouse out of that rock ! 1.2429 0.04039 140 109 28 3
1296 Don't take it for granite! 1.2429 0.04164 140 110 26 4
1297 Love your early townhouse! 1.2429 0.04164 140 110 26 4
1298 I thought it was a big deal to walk upright. Now we have to keep up with the Jones'?! 1.2429 0.04286 140 111 24 5
1299 Top of the Monolith to you! 1.2429 0.04404 140 112 22 6
1300 Alright! You guys can climb down now 1.2429 0.04519 140 113 20 7
1301 They bought the penthouse. Jax an entrepreneur. He invented the wheel. 1.2429 0.04404 140 112 22 6
1302 We see you had no trouble finding our place. 1.2429 0.03909 140 108 30 2
1303 We leased the rights to this tower right before the global financial and ice caps meltdown. 1.2429 0.04404 140 112 22 6
1304 Hi Wilma. Unfortunately it’s a walk up. 1.2429 0.04039 140 109 28 3
1305 Wow, a fifth-floor walkup with desert views! 1.2429 0.04039 140 109 28 3
1306 Okay, I admit it - your father is the king of the sand castle and I’m the dirty rascal 1.2429 0.04404 140 112 22 6
1307 Sorry we're late. Bill couldn't pull himself away from the cave drawings. 1.2429 0.04286 140 111 24 5
1308 We meant BEFORE your haircut, Rapunzel. 1.2429 0.04039 140 109 28 3
1309 You didn't tell us you had the penthouse! 1.2429 0.04286 140 111 24 5
1310 Can you spot any prey? 1.2429 0.04404 140 112 22 6
1311 I love Mid-Paleolithic Modern architecture! 1.2429 0.04164 140 110 26 4
1312 Yes, Marge, I’m sure they do have an enviable view of the woolly mammoths. 1.2429 0.04039 140 109 28 3
1313 I would have invented a cheese wheel too if I had known they were coming. 1.2429 0.04631 140 114 18 8
1314 Brooklyn, circa 1990s 1.2429 0.04519 140 113 20 7
1315 High neighbors! 1.2429 0.04286 140 111 24 5
1316 Hi come on up. There's a great view of the tar pits. 1.2429 0.04164 140 110 26 4
1317 I give this 'high-rise' trend one year at best--who wants to schlep all the way up to the penthouse? 1.2429 0.04404 140 112 22 6
1318 Now there is a well rounded couple in a square hole. 1.2429 0.04286 140 111 24 5
1319 One day, Elizabeth, one day, that will be you in that penthouse suite. 1.2429 0.04039 140 109 28 3
1320 How lucky, they landed a pre-war apartment. 1.2429 0.04164 140 110 26 4
1321 It was a little prciey, but you know what they say: “Locavetion, locavetion, locavetion” 1.2429 0.04286 140 111 24 5
1322 Where’s the fireplace? 1.2429 0.03776 140 107 32 1
1323 Isn’t it great the ice age is over. 1.2429 0.04164 140 110 26 4
1324 Movin' on up, to the East Side! To a de-luxe apartment in the Sky! - The Jefferstones 1.2429 0.04286 140 111 24 5
1325 We'd invite you up, but the lift has flown off. Pterodactyls are so unreliable! 1.2411 0.04376 141 113 22 6
1326 I hate walking up all these stairs. It's so uncivilized. 1.2411 0.04259 141 112 24 5
1327 The penthouse view overlooks extinction. 1.2411 0.04376 141 113 22 6
1328 Come on up - we just invented New York City! 1.2411 0.04376 141 113 22 6
1329 I suppose they have one of those modern house wolves too. 1.2411 0.04259 141 112 24 5
1330 She's nice, but the high-rise condo is a little presumptuous, don't you think? 1.2411 0.04490 141 114 20 7
1331 Hi Guys! Come up! 4th floor, left out of the hoist. Apartment 3. 1.2411 0.04259 141 112 24 5
1332 Ever since they moved into their pentcave they've been unbearable. 1.2411 0.04490 141 114 20 7
1333 You gotta give the Trump kids credit for their rebuilding effort. 1.2411 0.04376 141 113 22 6
1334 I call it a penthouse 1.2411 0.04259 141 112 24 5
1335 Take the stairs ! The elevator will come in a couple thousand years. 1.2411 0.03885 141 109 30 2
1336 It has a built in catapult. 1.2391 0.03787 138 106 31 1
1337 Geez, talk about nouveau riche. 1.2391 0.04309 138 110 23 5
1338 I can't believe she brought him... 1.2391 0.04185 138 109 25 4
1339 It makes it easier to feed our pet brontosaurus. 1.2391 0.04309 138 110 23 5
1340 We are not coming up! You come down! 1.2391 0.04056 138 108 27 3
1341 I see Rapunzel finally got her man! 1.2391 0.03924 138 107 29 2
1342 Babble! Babble, babble! 1.2391 0.04309 138 110 23 5
1343 Hi. We're the Babels. Like our new place 1.2391 0.04185 138 109 25 4
1344 Wow! That wooly mammoth’s tusk made a great ivory tower. 1.2391 0.04430 138 111 21 6
1345 We were in the neighborhood and wanted to check out your new digs! 1.2391 0.04185 138 109 25 4
1346 Would you mind calling us an Uber? It turns out we’re not desert people. 1.2391 0.04309 138 110 23 5
1347 My word, how long will it take them to paint the walls? 1.2391 0.03924 138 107 29 2
1348 Hi-i-i-i-i, if my Guido can't make it lean, nobody can 1.2391 0.04056 138 108 27 3
1349 We're on the top floor. Climb the rope...... 1.2391 0.04309 138 110 23 5
1350 Come on up! Stig just ordered paleo brunch. 1.2391 0.03924 138 107 29 2
1351 He got the promotion! 1.2391 0.04056 138 108 27 3
1352 Look, the new neighbors have moved into our brownstone 1.2391 0.04309 138 110 23 5
1353 Isn't it just great? It's called a condo! 1.2391 0.04548 138 112 19 7
1354 Hi! Are you Jim and Paula from the personals? 1.2391 0.04056 138 108 27 3
1355 Welcome. Grog wanted to call to call the place Tower of Babel but I think that would have downplayed our ability for cross modality information transfer 1.2391 0.04309 138 110 23 5
1356 Come up and see our fabulous Airbnb! 1.2391 0.04056 138 108 27 3
1357 just throw down the key 1.2391 0.04056 138 108 27 3
1358 As soon as doors are invented, they're getting a concierge. 1.2391 0.03924 138 107 29 2
1359 Sorry, the buzzer is broken. Hold tight, I'll throw you the keys. 1.2391 0.04185 138 109 25 4
1360 C'mon up! The eleraptor is in the back." 1.2391 0.04309 138 110 23 5
1361 In the early era of humans, termites and humans worked together in the field of construction... that was before the great falling out between the two species- a bitter feud that continues today. 1.2391 0.03924 138 107 29 2
1362 I've got a Prince Charming for you-if you want him. 1.2391 0.03787 138 106 31 1
1363 Hi, it's not the Tower of Babel, but—it's a fun place to chatter." 1.2391 0.04548 138 112 19 7
1364 Sure, it’s a pre-war walkup. But look at the neighborhood. 1.2391 0.04056 138 108 27 3
1365 Great. Another evening of Phil showing off his 42” cave drawing and Alice her latest cocktail hide. 1.2391 0.04185 138 109 25 4
1366 Love the beach house! We'll come back in 6 hours and avoid all the steps. 1.2391 0.04185 138 109 25 4
1367 Good news -- the second-floor unit is available! 1.2391 0.03787 138 106 31 1
1368 We'll be right there. The T-Rex we hired to take us up to your floor will be arriving soon. We made sure he had lunch first... 1.2391 0.04430 138 111 21 6
1369 I’ll be honest Mary, I don’t think my back can take another four stories of rope climbing for a game of Charades and a lousy cheese platter. 1.2374 0.04158 139 110 25 4
1370 Be nice, she's on the board. 1.2374 0.04031 139 109 27 3
1371 I can't believe you're living in a highrise on the beach. 1.2370 0.04233 135 107 24 4
1372 Yoo hoo, Mrs. Goldberg! 1.2370 0.04362 135 108 22 5
1373 Do you have Wi-Fi up there? 1.2370 0.04100 135 106 26 3
1374 On a clear day you can see forever 1.2370 0.04100 135 106 26 3
1375 Archie, would you look at the Jeffersons! 1.2370 0.04362 135 108 22 5
1376 Sure, the views are nice, but think of all the outdoor space they're giving up. 1.2370 0.03963 135 105 28 2
1377 Hurry up, there’s one more penthouse unit left! 1.2370 0.04233 135 107 24 4
1378 Fred! Wilma! 1.2370 0.04362 135 108 22 5
1379 Hi! I've found another one with a trendy beard. 1.2370 0.04487 135 109 20 6
1380 Wait, I’m gonna through you down the keys, the elevator’s not working. 1.2370 0.04233 135 107 24 4
1381 We're moving on up. 1.2370 0.04233 135 107 24 4
1382 We like to have never found your house. 1.2370 0.04233 135 107 24 4
1383 When will the elevator be finished? 1.2370 0.04100 135 106 26 3
1384 I love your sand castle. 1.2370 0.03821 135 104 30 1
1385 Come on up, we're making martinis. 1.2370 0.04233 135 107 24 4
1386 Hey, are you ready to party like we did before Christ?! 1.2370 0.04100 135 106 26 3
1387 Come up and see us. Og has just invented the elevator! 1.2370 0.04233 135 107 24 4
1388 Don't worry! It's almost as easy as climbing the border wall. 1.2370 0.04487 135 109 20 6
1389 I see us upstairs! 1.2370 0.04608 135 110 18 7
1390 Come on up; The door's open! 1.2370 0.04487 135 109 20 6
1391 We’ll visit as soon as someone invents stairs. 1.2370 0.03963 135 105 28 2
1392 Yo, the man cave is down there; the woman palace is up here. 1.2370 0.04487 135 109 20 6
1393 Welcome to Pisa! 1.2370 0.04233 135 107 24 4
1394 Can you see La Brea from up there? 1.2370 0.04233 135 107 24 4
1395 Is the elevator invented yet? 1.2370 0.04362 135 108 22 5
1396 Sure, the view is great, but it's gonna be at least another few hundred thousand years before someone invents the elevator. 1.2370 0.03963 135 105 28 2
1397 We’ll visit some other time - say when they invent the elevator! 1.2370 0.04100 135 106 26 3
1398 My husband’s been texting some chick named Rapunzel. Anybody you know? 1.2370 0.04608 135 110 18 7
1399 I wish my husband was a world renowned cave painter... 1.2370 0.04487 135 109 20 6
1400 A four-storey walk-up?! 1.2370 0.03674 135 103 32 0
1401 You've come a long way since the cave! 1.2370 0.04100 135 106 26 3
1402 What tide? 1.2370 0.04100 135 106 26 3
1403 Hi Grog, love the new brownstone. It's butte-iful! 1.2370 0.04487 135 109 20 6
1404 Now if someone would only invent stairs. 1.2370 0.04233 135 107 24 4
1405 Come on up, but you'll have to use the stairs. The elevator guy says he can't get here for another 10,000 years. 1.2370 0.04100 135 106 26 3
1406 They're so proud of inventing the cute 3-floor walk-up, but just wait till someone invents a full-size sofa. 1.2370 0.04233 135 107 24 4
1407 We're offering rooms in the world's first beachfront resort. 1.2370 0.04233 135 107 24 4
1408 Enough with the long good-byes already! 1.2370 0.04100 135 106 26 3
1409 AirBnB said you were rock solid. 1.2370 0.04100 135 106 26 3
1410 Tell them “Top of the rock.” 1.2370 0.03963 135 105 28 2
1411 My goodness Gronk! Have you ever seen a house so Neanderthal? 1.2370 0.04487 135 109 20 6
1412 Let me know if you see my husband. He doesn't know I'm out gathering. 1.2370 0.04100 135 106 26 3
1413 Oh come on! A fifth floor climb up? 1.2370 0.04362 135 108 22 5
1414 We're on the fourth. I'll get the rope! 1.2370 0.04100 135 106 26 3
1415 Can you please try to talk some sense into Noah? 1.2370 0.03821 135 104 30 1
1416 Use the stairs, the elevator operator is out pillaging our neighbors. 1.2370 0.04100 135 106 26 3
1417 I wish someone would invent the Elevator 1.2370 0.04233 135 107 24 4
1418 The beginning of time share. 1.2370 0.04233 135 107 24 4
1419 Is the elevator broken again? 1.2370 0.04487 135 109 20 6
1420 Come on up—we’ll be waterfront in no time! 1.2370 0.03821 135 104 30 1
1421 It looks nothing like the Hard Rock. 1.2370 0.04100 135 106 26 3
1422 One second, we'll hail a brontosaurus!" 1.2370 0.03963 135 105 28 2
1423 We’ll be down as soon as they invent stairs. 1.2370 0.04487 135 109 20 6
1424 Nineveh is in that direction. This is Bafjyvdcx 1.2370 0.04727 135 111 16 8
1425 Landing a place that's rent controlled until the Iron Age; that's great! 1.2370 0.04362 135 108 22 5
1426 Just wave, Steven. 'Penthouse Patty' won't let it go 'til you wave 1.2370 0.04100 135 106 26 3
1427 You'll have to take the stairs. They haven't invented elevators yet. 1.2370 0.04362 135 108 22 5
1428 Hi, you’ll have to take the stairs. The elevator hasn’t been invented yet. 1.2370 0.04608 135 110 18 7
1429 You'll have to use the stairs - the brachiosaurus is broken. 1.2370 0.04487 135 109 20 6
1430 Sorry to rush off, but we really want to beat the traffic. 1.2370 0.04100 135 106 26 3
1431 We're all looking forward to the invention of the elevator. 1.2370 0.04362 135 108 22 5
1432 A fifth-floor rock up seems impractical. 1.2353 0.04457 136 110 20 6
1433 Haven't YOU evolved. 1.2353 0.04695 136 112 16 8
1434 Nice job! Did you invent stairs first? 1.2353 0.04074 136 107 26 3
1435 Is this the brownstone advertised in the paper? 1.2353 0.04205 136 108 24 4
1436 God, I hate them. 1.2353 0.04922 136 114 12 10
1437 Don't forget, push 4...we're in Europe. 1.2353 0.03938 136 106 28 2
1438 Honey, are they stuck? 1.2353 0.04205 136 108 24 4
1439 Hey, Congrats! You finally got rid of that TRUMP sign! 1.2353 0.04457 136 110 20 6
1440 When they invent the ladder, we'll come visit 1.2353 0.04205 136 108 24 4
1441 So, how long has the elevator been stuck this time? 1.2353 0.04695 136 112 16 8
1442 I guess the real estate agent forgot to mention the pterosaur. 1.2331 0.04254 133 106 23 4
1443 They pay 5,000 rocks a month for that. And it’s a walk up. 1.2331 0.04639 133 109 17 7
1444 I think she is babbling about the great desert view. 1.2331 0.04254 133 106 23 4
1445 They're a sweet couple and we had some fun, but no way are we gonna shinny up there, Joe. 1.2331 0.04118 133 105 25 3
1446 Twin-swapping was as much fun as you said it would be! 1.2331 0.04254 133 106 23 4
1447 We’ll come back when you invent stairs. 1.2331 0.04118 133 105 25 3
1448 The area has lost all its character now that its gentrifying. 1.2331 0.03977 133 104 27 2
1449 Wow! They've moved up in the food chain. 1.2331 0.03977 133 104 27 2
1450 Your hand is raised up high like mine. I don’t know what that means. 1.2331 0.04118 133 105 25 3
1451 Hi! We’ll be down in an era! 1.2331 0.04386 133 107 21 5
1452 Are you going to put your name on the building? 1.2331 0.04118 133 105 25 3
1453 Yeah, the trampoline got us up. I guess it's gravity to get down! 1.2331 0.04118 133 105 25 3
1454 She said it’s a walk-up penthouse, whatever that is. 1.2331 0.04118 133 105 25 3
1455 Look, Harold! Gilgamesh and Barb finally got that Deluxe Apartment in the Sky! 1.2331 0.04386 133 107 21 5
1456 We thought we’d never find the place! 1.2331 0.04760 133 110 15 8
1457 I'll send down the rope! 1.2331 0.04254 133 106 23 4
1458 Yes, it is listed as a contemporary. 1.2331 0.04386 133 107 21 5
1459 Come on down ! 1.2331 0.04386 133 107 21 5
1460 We came to see your new Frank Lloyd Wrong house. 1.2331 0.04386 133 107 21 5
1461 Come up and see this amazing view of our barren prehistoric wasteland before we jump to our deaths 1.2331 0.04254 133 106 23 4
1462 Honey, look it's us if we were poor! 1.2331 0.04118 133 105 25 3
1463 This is more than just a step up! 1.2331 0.04386 133 107 21 5
1464 Rapunzel, Rapunzel, throw down your friend! 1.2331 0.04639 133 109 17 7
1465 Isn't it great, none of us knows anything about the phallic implications of towers! 1.2331 0.04254 133 106 23 4
1466 Ancient Architectural Digest Cover titled: “Everyone is loving the monolith!” 1.2331 0.04118 133 105 25 3
1467 Can't wait to see your etchings. 1.2331 0.04118 133 105 25 3
1468 Wow, they truly evolved over the last years. 1.2331 0.04118 133 105 25 3
1469 Time share? 1.2331 0.04386 133 107 21 5
1470 It’s gorgeous. Just wait ’til you see their granite fixtures. 1.2331 0.03832 133 103 29 1
1471 Your cave is too close to the fire in the sky. 1.2331 0.04386 133 107 21 5
1472 (To husband) "I hate new money." 1.2331 0.04118 133 105 25 3
1473 They say it's the best for miles. 1.2313 0.03952 134 105 27 2
1474 They'll find out the hard way that when it rains, it pours 1.2313 0.04091 134 106 25 3
1475 I told them they were getting too old for a walk-up, but they wouldn't listen. 1.2313 0.04484 134 109 19 6
1476 I see you invented the hi rise. Cool!. Look, I invented underarm shaving. 1.2313 0.04091 134 106 25 3
1477 Not yet. Toss it higher! 1.2313 0.04226 134 107 23 4
1478 Look Torg, they finally got a piece of the pie. 1.2313 0.03952 134 105 27 2
1479 I'll invent the spiral if you invent the staircase! 1.2313 0.04091 134 106 25 3
1480 Sorry we're late. We had to dig a subway! 1.2308 0.04441 130 105 20 5
1481 Oh, Hi Stella - just love what you've done with your cave!! Harry, why don't you ever do anything around our place?! 1.2308 0.04305 130 104 22 4
1482 Oh dear, it’s those ignorant Neanderthals again. Just wave and smile, and pray to the bones of the sacred cave bear that they won’t want to come up. 1.2308 0.04018 130 102 26 2
1483 Dear, I'm NOT gonna CAVE to your demands for a penthouse! 1.2308 0.04305 130 104 22 4
1484 sorry we can't visit, but stairs haven't been invented yet 1.2308 0.04164 130 103 24 3
1485 I hope these walk-ups don't catch on 1.2296 0.04064 135 107 25 3
1486 The first couples' motel. 1.2290 0.04411 131 106 20 5
1487 We’ve never been to a paleo-only community before. 1.2290 0.04669 131 108 16 7
1488 High High. 1.2266 0.04032 128 101 25 2
1489 Is the elevator still broken? 1.2266 0.04182 128 102 23 3
1490 And they said we shouldn't build a condo in Pisa. 1.2266 0.04466 128 104 19 5
1491 This is the troglodyte I was telling you about. 1.2266 0.04466 128 104 19 5
1492 Grog want to be Russian asset, too! 1.2266 0.04182 128 102 23 3
1493 Looks like they pre-ordered the new Home-o Erectus. 1.2266 0.04466 128 104 19 5
1494 It's called the penthouse. We used all our points. 1.2266 0.04327 128 103 21 4
1495 Get up here, we just invented fear of heights! 1.2266 0.04602 128 105 17 6
1496 Stonehenge style architecture with a mid-Neolithic interior. 1.2266 0.04327 128 103 21 4
1497 This must be what they are calling "Monolithic Architecture".. 1.2266 0.04602 128 105 17 6
1498 They hollowed out a termite mound. 1.2266 0.04032 128 101 25 2
1499 If you're buying a wheel, get it from the guy on the first floor. 1.2266 0.04466 128 104 19 5
1500 New York City 3000 B.C. 1.2266 0.03877 128 100 27 1
1501 They bought a pentcave, act happy for them. 1.2266 0.04182 128 102 23 3
1502 Yeah, it's a two-mammoth garage. 1.2266 0.04182 128 102 23 3
1503 Louise, throw a rock at the doorman to let him know we're coming up to the penthouse. 1.2266 0.04182 128 102 23 3
1504 Welcome to Florida! 1.2266 0.04182 128 102 23 3
1505 I think she's a bit pretentious calling it a Sky cave. 1.2266 0.04182 128 102 23 3
1506 I knew it would be a five-story walk-up. 1.2266 0.04182 128 102 23 3
1507 Penthouse pricks 1.2266 0.04182 128 102 23 3
1508 Omg Otis, I'm not climbing all those stairs. 1.2266 0.04734 128 106 15 7
1509 Well, I just hope Alley and Ooola got rid of ALL the termites. 1.2266 0.04602 128 105 17 6
1510 hey, we're up here in the penthouse! 1.2266 0.04602 128 105 17 6
1511 I prefer our single family cave 1.2266 0.04327 128 103 21 4
1512 How do you make it past the bear? 1.2266 0.03877 128 100 27 1
1513 Hey Betty, you got that elevator fixed yet? 1.2266 0.04734 128 106 15 7
1514 - How do you like their new Adobe home? - I'd rather live in a cave than in this shithole. 1.2266 0.04327 128 103 21 4
1515 They're always high. 1.2266 0.04182 128 102 23 3
1516 No! Trump Towers is over there. 1.2266 0.04182 128 102 23 3
1517 She should either invent an elevator or grow out her hair. 1.2266 0.04466 128 104 19 5
1518 We're moving on up to the East Side, to a de-luxe apartment in the sky...We finally got a piece of the pie!" 1.2266 0.04466 128 104 19 5
1519 John! Harriet! Come join us! We want to see how high we can go-for fun!" Thus, the tower of Babel had begun. 1.2266 0.03877 128 100 27 1
1520 It's great. You can see the Tyrannosaurus rexes coming from a mile away. 1.2266 0.04032 128 101 25 2
1521 We’ll come up another time when we’ve got the ladder. 1.2266 0.04182 128 102 23 3
1522 Is the tsunami you see some kind of bird? 1.2266 0.04466 128 104 19 5
1523 So you invented the middle class? 1.2266 0.04327 128 103 21 4
1524 Well, we've moved on up, To the east side. To a deluxe apartment in the sky... 1.2266 0.04466 128 104 19 5
1525 We'll be looking for one too once John gets his promotion. 1.2266 0.04182 128 102 23 3
1526 Olduvai Towers is gorgeous! 1.2266 0.04182 128 102 23 3
1527 Hey Marge. Hey Joe. How is the T-Rex dentistry practice going? 1.2266 0.04182 128 102 23 3
1528 Come up after we’ve invented stairs! 1.2266 0.04032 128 101 25 2
1529 Come on up. High tide doesn't hit until midnight. 1.2266 0.03877 128 100 27 1
1530 We’ll be up as soon as our Lyft gets here 1.2266 0.04182 128 102 23 3
1531 The stairs are blocked off, take the brontosaurus neck up. 1.2266 0.04182 128 102 23 3
1532 It's 2 million BC, of course it's walk-up. 1.2266 0.04466 128 104 19 5
1533 Hi Betty, the elevator is broke again. You will have to walk up. 1.2266 0.04327 128 103 21 4
1534 I could never live in one of those high rise condos. 1.2266 0.04602 128 105 17 6
1535 I can't believe they have a Brachiosaurus as an elevator 1.2266 0.04032 128 101 25 2
1536 We found it on International House Hunters--No elevator, no a.c., but we love it 1.2266 0.04327 128 103 21 4
1537 Just let down your hair, and we'll be up in a jiffy! 1.2266 0.04466 128 104 19 5
1538 Hey look! It’s High and Rise. 1.2266 0.04032 128 101 25 2
1539 Let's call it elevator.. 1.2266 0.04327 128 103 21 4
1540 I'll buzz you in - whatever that means. 1.2266 0.04182 128 102 23 3
1541 Now I see what you mean by "a vertical cave" 1.2266 0.04182 128 102 23 3
1542 They think we are waving at them! 1.2266 0.04466 128 104 19 5
1543 You”ll find it’s an easy climb” 1.2266 0.03715 128 99 29 0
1544 We'll be right up as soon as we can get a Pterodactyl! 1.2266 0.04327 128 103 21 4
1545 Sorry, elevators won’t exist for another millennium! 1.2266 0.04032 128 101 25 2
1546 They were pretty specific in what they were looking for -- they wanted a pre-industrial chic loft." 1.2266 0.04327 128 103 21 4
1547 We got the place before the demand overwhelmed the supply. 1.2266 0.04327 128 103 21 4
1548 I heard his parents helped out with a deposit 1.2266 0.04032 128 101 25 2
1549 No elevator, take the stairs. 1.2266 0.03877 128 100 27 1
1550 Look, Honey, the Earlymans just bought into the Empire's Slate Building! 1.2266 0.04327 128 103 21 4
1551 We'll go invent a ladder and see you in a bit! 1.2266 0.04327 128 103 21 4
1552 Hi! Are we too early? No I just put the dino in the oven. Come on up. 1.2266 0.04602 128 105 17 6
1553 Do they know it's going to rain tonight? 1.2266 0.04466 128 104 19 5
1554 You're so brave to rebuild after that T-Rex incident! 1.2266 0.04466 128 104 19 5
1555 Nice view, but we prefer our cave 1.2266 0.04734 128 106 15 7
1556 Sorry I got my hair cut! You'll have to climb up now! 1.2266 0.04182 128 102 23 3
1557 Isn’t it great! We just invented the townhouse! 1.2266 0.04862 128 107 13 8
1558 Prewar is so 3,000 B.C. We should buy prehistoric. 1.2266 0.04602 128 105 17 6
1559 Good morning, Mr. and Mrs. Vegas. 1.2266 0.04862 128 107 13 8
1560 Meet Andy, my new Neanderthal 1.2266 0.04032 128 101 25 2
1561 WOW! How did they get approved by the condo board? 1.2266 0.03877 128 100 27 1
1562 They call it a pentcave. 1.2266 0.04466 128 104 19 5
1563 Do we look like trilobites from up there? 1.2252 0.04735 111 90 17 4
1564 Alright, they seem nice but we are not buying this time-share. 1.2252 0.04735 111 90 17 4
1565 [ADVERTISEMENT] If you lived at CaveMansions like Sue and Jim Neanderthal, you'd be hominid already! 1.2248 0.04296 129 104 21 4
1566 Mind if we wait here until you invent the elevator? 1.2248 0.04005 129 102 25 2
1567 We like your native architecture, even without ADA approval. 1.2248 0.04435 129 105 19 5
1568 Come on up! Take the Brachiosaurus it's quicker! 1.2248 0.04153 129 103 23 3
1569 Rapunzel wya? 1.2248 0.04435 129 105 19 5
1570 Don't know how they can afford the penthouse. 1.2248 0.04296 129 104 21 4
1571 Smile, look casual -- they may not yet have put a deposit on the penthouse suite! 1.2248 0.04005 129 102 25 2
1572 Did somebody invent stairs? 1.2248 0.04005 129 102 25 2
1573 I'm so glad we invented stairs. 1.2248 0.04153 129 103 23 3
1574 Rapunzel will be right with you! 1.2248 0.04435 129 105 19 5
1575 Come on up - only Neanderthals live in caves anymore! 1.2248 0.04005 129 102 25 2
1576 Oh dear, are you going to grow your hair now? 1.2248 0.04296 129 104 21 4
1577 Keeping up with the Flintstones 1.2248 0.04153 129 103 23 3
1578 We may have evolved, but the Homo Eructus sure knew how to build 'em! 1.2240 0.04379 125 101 20 4
1579 This is 1st Street NW. The address you want is on 1st Street SE. 1.2240 0.04524 125 102 18 5
1580 Hey, does yours ever talk?” 1.2240 0.04230 125 100 22 3
1581 No, it's not a 5th floor walk-up. They haven't invented stairs yet. 1.2240 0.04524 125 102 18 5
1582 It's nice, but the neighborhood is getting to be so high-density now. 1.2240 0.04665 125 103 16 6
1583 There's that trophy condo smile again. 1.2240 0.04524 125 102 18 5
1584 Press five on the cave dwellervator 1.2240 0.04379 125 101 20 4
1585 Surprise! I cut my hair and he grew a beard! 1.2240 0.04230 125 100 22 3
1586 Love the new high rise! How'd you swing the penthouse? 1.2240 0.04524 125 102 18 5
1587 Rapunzel, Rapunzel, let down your-- Oh sorry I thought you were someone else 1.2240 0.04379 125 101 20 4
1588 Look at you! And here we are at rock bottom. 1.2240 0.04665 125 103 16 6
1589 I guess hunting and gathering has really paid off for the Johnsons. 1.2240 0.04379 125 101 20 4
1590 I really hope it doesn’t rain during dinner... 1.2232 0.04696 112 91 17 4
1591 I’m growing my hair; come back next year at this time 1.2231 0.03825 130 102 27 1
1592 I’m sorry, I can’t hear you over the sound of upper middle class wealth. 1.2222 0.04348 126 102 20 4
1593 Look who made it to the top of the food chain. 1.2222 0.04492 126 103 18 5
1594 It's a co-op. 1.2222 0.04200 126 101 22 3
1595 How did you get so tall 1.2205 0.04317 127 103 20 4
1596 I think we passed your brontosaurus at the tar pits. 1.2203 0.04362 118 95 20 3
1597 The pied-à-terre was a hole in the ground. We had to move up. 1.2203 0.04362 118 95 20 3
1598 Throw down your keys. 1.2195 0.05103 123 105 9 9
1599 Yea, they live in a penthouse, but I'll bet their rockavator's out again. 1.2195 0.04551 123 101 17 5
1600 Oh, joy to the world, it's the inlaws. I should have greased the steps. 1.2195 0.04551 123 101 17 5
1601 Listen! Tell Rapunzel she can finally cut her hair. We now have an elevator. 1.2195 0.04402 123 100 19 4
1602 Please make sure you wipe your feet before coming in, we don't like mud in the house. 1.2195 0.04551 123 101 17 5
1603 Membership is limited to active adults, 25 and better. 1.2195 0.04551 123 101 17 5
1604 did you go just a tad overboard with the sandcastle? 1.2195 0.04248 123 99 21 3
1605 Jerry and Elaine's new brownstone walkup certainly is pre-war. 1.2195 0.04088 123 98 23 2
1606 She seems happy with a high-rise man. 1.2195 0.04088 123 98 23 2
1607 You didn't tell me they lived in a 5 story rock-up 1.2195 0.04248 123 99 21 3
1608 Hi Wilma, love what you guys did with the old monolith!" Kyle D. Kenyon Bonita Springs, F 1.2195 0.04248 123 99 21 3
1609 Hi, the Otises! Can you find your way up? 1.2195 0.04088 123 98 23 2
1610 Look at you two presocial climbers! 1.2195 0.04402 123 100 19 4
1611 He bought that with royalties from that insurance commercial. 1.2195 0.04551 123 101 17 5
1612 I hope they've invented stairs. 1.2195 0.04088 123 98 23 2
1613 A great view, and the neighborhood is so walkable too! 1.2195 0.04088 123 98 23 2
1614 I could never live in a building that has no fire or a place to park my wheel. 1.2195 0.04695 123 102 15 6
1615 Pre-Pleistocene, right? How much did you have to pay the super? 1.2195 0.04088 123 98 23 2
1616 See honey, why don't you ever build us a castle in the sand? 1.2195 0.04088 123 98 23 2
1617 They live just a stone’s throw from us! 1.2195 0.04402 123 100 19 4
1618 I always wanted a brownstone. My husband's more brutalist. 1.2195 0.04248 123 99 21 3
1619 This Game of Stones is getting out of hand. 1.2195 0.04402 123 100 19 4
1620 We're waiting for stairs to be invented 1.2195 0.04695 123 102 15 6
1621 I hope we didn't wear the same pelt. 1.2195 0.04402 123 100 19 4
1622 Look over there!" "IS THAT!? 1.2195 0.04551 123 101 17 5
1623 Hey! We bought the penthouse! 1.2195 0.04695 123 102 15 6
1624 No , the tree house is not for sale . It belongs to Jane and Tarzan , to be inherited by “boy” . 1.2195 0.03921 123 97 25 1
1625 Rapunzel: The Early (Happy) Years 1.2195 0.04248 123 99 21 3
1626 I wish your sister would've waited until the elevator was invented before she built a four story cave. 1.2195 0.04088 123 98 23 2
1627 Do we look small down here? 1.2195 0.04088 123 98 23 2
1628 I agree. Mine wasn't worth shaving for either. 1.2195 0.04695 123 102 15 6
1629 Sure they've got a view, but their insurance must be through the roof. 1.2195 0.04248 123 99 21 3
1630 Just jump in the elevator and press “5” 1.2195 0.04551 123 101 17 5
1631 I'd love to come up, but I'll wait for the elevator to be invented. 1.2195 0.04088 123 98 23 2
1632 Thanks, it's a pre- pre- pre- pre- pre- pre- pre-war. 1.2195 0.04551 123 101 17 5
1633 And the rain descended, and the floods came, and the winds blew, and beat upon that house; and it fell: and great was the fall of it. 1.2195 0.04551 123 101 17 5
1634 So you went for the 5th floor climb-up! 1.2195 0.04695 123 102 15 6
1635 Come on up! We'll serve oxygen as soon as you get here. 1.2195 0.04551 123 101 17 5
1636 How the hell did they find a rent control? 1.2195 0.04551 123 101 17 5
1637 Come join us in the penthouse. 1.2195 0.04835 123 103 13 7
1638 She looks good with short hair, and its so much easier using their new elevator rather than climbing hand over hand. 1.2195 0.04088 123 98 23 2
1639 Welcome To TrumpTower! 1.2195 0.04402 123 100 19 4
1640 When will the stairs be finished? 1.2195 0.04088 123 98 23 2
1641 Sand castle overachievers. 1.2195 0.04248 123 99 21 3
1642 A farewell, two arms" 1.2195 0.04551 123 101 17 5
1643 Even we're getting gentrified 1.2195 0.04402 123 100 19 4
1644 Just wait till they discover gravity 1.2195 0.04402 123 100 19 4
1645 It's a 'Fourth-Floor Walkup.' 1.2195 0.04088 123 98 23 2
1646 Honey, it's the Jeffersons. They're moving on up. 1.2195 0.04248 123 99 21 3
1647 They moved into a penthouse after their invention of stairs took off. 1.2195 0.04248 123 99 21 3
1648 -Hey Liza, I love your four-story neo-lithic cage ! 1.2195 0.04402 123 100 19 4
1649 Adorable new she-shed, Ugna! 1.2195 0.04551 123 101 17 5
1650 Hi there! We finally made it. We mistakenly turned west of Eden and ended up at Babel Village instead of Babel Tower. 1.2195 0.04695 123 102 15 6
1651 Hey, is there room for us to move to the big city too? 1.2195 0.04248 123 99 21 3
1652 The elevator's not working. Is Rupunzel around? 1.2195 0.04551 123 101 17 5
1653 Hi, guys. We are waiting to come down until after the 2020 election. 1.2195 0.04551 123 101 17 5
1654 You cut your hair! 1.2195 0.04088 123 98 23 2
1655 Hi - congrats on movin on up in the ice age. 1.2195 0.04248 123 99 21 3
1656 It's called Urban Renewal. It will never catch on... 1.2195 0.04402 123 100 19 4
1657 Wow, you got in early. This area is up and coming! 1.2195 0.04248 123 99 21 3
1658 She says the bottom floor is for a tunnel and three holes above it are for traffic lights when the crowds start coming. 1.2195 0.04402 123 100 19 4
1659 I said, let down your hair...not cut it. 1.2195 0.04248 123 99 21 3
1660 Look up and wave to Mr. & Mrs Condo ....Nice living space but wait till they find out they are not allowed to grill! 1.2195 0.04088 123 98 23 2
1661 Just roll the front door out of the way and come on up. 1.2195 0.04402 123 100 19 4
1662 Rapunzel ! You`ve finnaly cut your hair ! 1.2195 0.04402 123 100 19 4
1663 Please leave your shoes at the door... Oh, never mind. 1.2195 0.04088 123 98 23 2
1664 Someday they'll call it brutalist architecture I suppose - we call it our little condo made of stone-a. 1.2195 0.04835 123 103 13 7
1665 He paid how much? What a Nimrod. 1.2195 0.04248 123 99 21 3
1666 You guys still good for Friday night bones, right? 1.2195 0.04835 123 103 13 7
1667 OK Stella, you can have him back now. 1.2195 0.04402 123 100 19 4
1668 Hey, I see you finally bought your penthouse! 1.2195 0.04402 123 100 19 4
1669 Hey guys, come on up to check out our new four one-up. 1.2195 0.03921 123 97 25 1
1670 No, no wall drawings. She said they went with shiplap. 1.2195 0.04402 123 100 19 4
1671 Yes lovely to see you too, hold on a moment and I'll buzz the mammoth so you can get up 1.2195 0.04551 123 101 17 5
1672 How was I supposed to know the neighbors signed up for the same week as us? 1.2195 0.04402 123 100 19 4
1673 Wow! A five stone walk up. 1.2195 0.04248 123 99 21 3
1674 Now we just have to invent stairs! 1.2195 0.04402 123 100 19 4
1675 Is the elevator working? 1.2195 0.04248 123 99 21 3
1676 Never in a million years would I have thought that possible. 1.2195 0.04695 123 102 15 6
1677 The Joneses got a five-storey towncave? This is definitely a bubble. 1.2195 0.04248 123 99 21 3
1678 Hi, we can see clearly now, the rain has gone 1.2195 0.04551 123 101 17 5
1679 We'll stop by when someone invents stairs. 1.2195 0.04248 123 99 21 3
1680 The Upps and Downes twins who were separated at birth,finally meet. 1.2195 0.04088 123 98 23 2
1681 Of course, they’re in the penthouse! 1.2195 0.04248 123 99 21 3
1682 Be on your best behavior, Norman. Harriet is not a fan of your low-brow humor. 1.2195 0.04248 123 99 21 3
1683 Well hush my puppies! A 4-storey 2-holer! We thought you were joking! 1.2195 0.04551 123 101 17 5
1684 We count four fingers and then get off the elevator, right? 1.2195 0.04402 123 100 19 4
1685 Don't they realize the tide is coming in! 1.2195 0.04695 123 102 15 6
1686 Crawl on up! We're having "high steaks" for dinner! 1.2195 0.04551 123 101 17 5
1687 So long, knuckle draggers! 1.2195 0.04551 123 101 17 5
1688 It’s got great period features! 1.2195 0.03921 123 97 25 1
1689 Look how happy they are up there looking down on the world! 1.2195 0.04402 123 100 19 4
1690 Us erect a home! 1.2195 0.04551 123 101 17 5
1691 I told you , if you didn’t hurry the pent house would be taken !! 1.2195 0.04695 123 102 15 6
1692 We’re COMING up! We just parked in the other mirage. 1.2195 0.04402 123 100 19 4
1693 Love what you've done with the place. 1.2195 0.04551 123 101 17 5
1694 Pre-early adopters of the elevator. 1.2195 0.04551 123 101 17 5
1695 I just don't see how these new condos are better than caves. 1.2195 0.04551 123 101 17 5
1696 You’re babbling from that tower again. 1.2195 0.04248 123 99 21 3
1697 Hey guys!!!... How on earth did you get up there? 1.2195 0.04248 123 99 21 3
1698 How does it feel? Sitting atop your ivory tower? Looking down upon the middle class. How dare you!? 1.2195 0.04551 123 101 17 5
1699 And I thought your man-cave was good 1.2195 0.04248 123 99 21 3
1700 It's mid-century modern. You should see the floors! 1.2195 0.04402 123 100 19 4
1701 Discovery of the first high rise cave dwelling is evidence the 1% have always sought higher ground. 1.2195 0.04248 123 99 21 3
1702 I told you we should have brought the Camaro. 1.2195 0.04402 123 100 19 4
1703 Look, it’s Bill and Judy. They’re trying so hard to be nonchalant, but they’re so envious our new found status. 1.2195 0.04088 123 98 23 2
1704 I just know they’re looking up at us and thinking too much gatherer. 1.2195 0.04248 123 99 21 3
1705 You guys should build one too. There aren't any local height restrictions yet. 1.2195 0.04248 123 99 21 3
1706 Hello, we decided to do some rock climbing. 1.2195 0.04402 123 100 19 4
1707 The future is vertical, hun. 1.2190 0.04276 105 83 21 1
1708 Stand upright! They’re on the board. 1.2177 0.04660 124 103 15 6
1709 Of course it's a metaphor. That's precisely what you met her for. 1.2177 0.04799 124 104 13 7
1710 Penthouse schmenthouse 1.2177 0.04370 124 101 19 4
1711 All of this just because he invented the wheel. 1.2177 0.04517 124 102 17 5
1712 Best Airbnb ever! 1.2177 0.04058 124 99 23 2
1713 Well be up as soon as someone invents the elevator. 1.2177 0.04058 124 99 23 2
1714 Breaking the language barrier at the Tower of Babel 1.2177 0.04058 124 99 23 2
1715 And how are the village's Homo Sapiens power couple in their garish tall tower today? 1.2177 0.04217 124 100 21 3
1716 Ugh... Bill you wore that same shirt last time we saw them. 1.2177 0.04058 124 99 23 2
1717 Do you ever think that maybe Brooklyn has gotten to be too hipster? 1.2177 0.04370 124 101 19 4
1718 High rise man cave” 1.2177 0.04517 124 102 17 5
1719 Look at this place! How did we ever live in a cave? 1.2177 0.04217 124 100 21 3
1720 Love what you've done with your stalagmite. 1.2167 0.04131 120 96 22 2
1721 Love the brownstone! 1.2167 0.04297 120 97 20 3
1722 We will build a world where no one will ever have to suffer a fourth-floor walk-up. 1.2167 0.04457 120 98 18 4
1723 Is there an elevator? 1.2167 0.04457 120 98 18 4
1724 Come! Buzzer number 'ook, ook, ook'. 1.2167 0.04611 120 99 16 5
1725 Where's your hair? 1.2167 0.04457 120 98 18 4
1726 Is your new apartment rent controlled? 1.2167 0.04131 120 96 22 2
1727 Hey guys...love the condo! 1.2167 0.04761 120 100 14 6
1728 Naw girl. You need to turn around and walk back to the hole you crawled out of. We both know what's all over that dress, and you're not coming back into my house wearing it. 1.2167 0.04611 120 99 16 5
1729 Hi! How do you like the new Drumpf Tower? 1.2167 0.04131 120 96 22 2
1730 They look like small tyrannosaurus from up here. 1.2167 0.04611 120 99 16 5
1731 Are you sure it's rising-sea-level-proof? 1.2167 0.03958 120 95 24 1
1732 You go ahead...we're not hunting. Going vegan. 1.2167 0.04297 120 97 20 3
1733 You didn't mention it was a fifth-floor climb up. 1.2167 0.04611 120 99 16 5
1734 Let's wait until elevators are invented. 1.2167 0.04297 120 97 20 3
1735 We love living here in the Hamptons. 1.2167 0.04611 120 99 16 5
1736 Hey.. where’d the ladder go? 1.2167 0.04457 120 98 18 4
1737 So glad the kids won the affordable housing lotto for workers at the Stonehenge project! 1.2167 0.04131 120 96 22 2
1738 Wave Honey, he might be president one day 1.2167 0.04297 120 97 20 3
1739 Now that they're moving up in the world, I feel like they're speaking a different language. 1.2167 0.04131 120 96 22 2
1740 Great digs! 1.2167 0.04611 120 99 16 5
1741 Fred! Wilma! The rope’s working again. Come on up! 1.2167 0.04611 120 99 16 5
1742 You ever wonder how they get up there? 1.2167 0.04131 120 96 22 2
1743 Please tell me you also invented the elevator. 1.2167 0.04131 120 96 22 2
1744 Cave dwelling was just too prehistoric. 1.2167 0.03958 120 95 24 1
1745 Welcome! Be careful of the tenth rung. 1.2167 0.04297 120 97 20 3
1746 A game of catch with a dinner club proved the height of the evenings entertainment... 1.2167 0.03958 120 95 24 1
1747 When did you move to a fourth floor drag up? 1.2167 0.04297 120 97 20 3
1748 They look happy- I guess nobody's told them that elevators are not yet invented 1.2167 0.03777 120 94 26 0
1749 Sorry we're late. You wouldn't believe the traffic. 1.2160 0.04484 125 103 17 5
1750 “Send voice messengers to Rozha One Tower, Fourth floor!” 1.2149 0.04577 121 100 16 5
1751 Pre-war, fourth floor rock-up. 1.2149 0.04100 121 97 22 2
1752 We'll be up as soon as they invent the elevator! 1.2149 0.04424 121 99 18 4
1753 Sure it's nice but they never shut up about the rent control. 1.2149 0.04424 121 99 18 4
1754 Parking was easy. Should we take the stairs or the elevator? 1.2149 0.03929 121 96 24 1
1755 They really went all out for caveman themed party. 1.2149 0.04100 121 97 22 2
1756 I hope they remembered to also invent some stairs. 1.2136 0.04503 103 83 18 2
1757 He calls it a mud tree! 1.2136 0.04503 103 83 18 2
1758 And how do we get up there, a human slingshot? 1.2136 0.04503 103 83 18 2
1759 Yes, we have fire, but they have a multi-story condo with full amenities. 1.2136 0.04709 103 84 16 3
1760 Hey, I see you renovated an old termite hill. You should call it Trump Tower. 1.2136 0.04907 103 85 14 4
1761 Why couldn't you have thought of tipping our cave on end? 1.2136 0.04709 103 84 16 3
1762 They call it penthouse, but they have no lift, no porter and no awning! 1.2136 0.04503 103 83 18 2
1763 No wheels, No car, no problem. 1.2136 0.05098 103 86 12 5
1764 We’re not waving, you idiots. Our freakin’ tower’s on fire! 1.2136 0.04907 103 85 14 4
1765 History has been pretty good: The dinosaurs are gone, and we got rocks for the ages...but where can we get something to eat? 1.2136 0.04503 103 83 18 2
1766 I bet they fall out the window 1.2136 0.04907 103 85 14 4
1767 Neither husband appreciated the absence of stairs. 1.2136 0.04503 103 83 18 2
1768 Fred! Wilma! Please come up! You can see the Bronze Age from here! 1.2131 0.04070 122 98 22 2
1769 Have stairs been invented yet? 1.2130 0.04931 108 90 13 5
1770 Better start looking for new caves. We'll be gentrified out in no time. 1.2119 0.04638 118 98 15 5
1771 Much better since you started dumping it out the back window. 1.2119 0.04480 118 97 17 4
1772 I thought we got the Honeymoon suite, Fred 1.2119 0.04480 118 97 17 4
1773 What kind of caveman is he? 1.2119 0.04144 118 95 21 2
1774 You finally got a piece of the pie! 1.2119 0.04144 118 95 21 2
1775 We just invented steps! 1.2119 0.04315 118 96 19 3
1776 It's something new. It's called a high rise. 1.2119 0.03965 118 94 23 1
1777 It was only a matter of time before the neighborhood filled with new money wheel barons. 1.2119 0.04144 118 95 21 2
1778 Hi! Yes, very hi!! 1.2119 0.04638 118 98 15 5
1779 I hate visiting the Trumps! 1.2119 0.04480 118 97 17 4
1780 Hey please come closer. I want to take a shit on you. 1.2119 0.05085 118 101 9 8
1781 I found a fourth, now can we play Twister? 1.2119 0.04144 118 95 21 2
1782 Hi, we are your new neighbors until high tide rolls in. 1.2119 0.04315 118 96 19 3
1783 After Groc finally found his own cave, they decided to downsize. 1.2119 0.04315 118 96 19 3
1784 Wave, darling. It’s the Jones’s new tower.” “Guess they haven’t read the latest stone table on rising tides, huh?” 1.2119 0.04315 118 96 19 3
1785 We will be back when you invent the elevator! 1.2119 0.04315 118 96 19 3
1786 Come on up. We just invented the penthouse. 1.2119 0.04144 118 95 21 2
1787 Welcome to the TRUMP Tower of Babel! 1.2119 0.04480 118 97 17 4
1788 Fred and Wilma really are movin on up! 1.2119 0.04792 118 99 13 6
1789 First my wardrobe, then my barber. Next they'll be living in a penthouse, too. 1.2119 0.04315 118 96 19 3
1790 We’re calling it Timbuk for two. 1.2119 0.04480 118 97 17 4
1791 Wait! Rapunzel's a better name than Irma. 1.2119 0.04144 118 95 21 2
1792 Can you come down and let us in? 1.2119 0.04480 118 97 17 4
1793 What do you mean, there's no elevator? This is the Trump Tower! 1.2119 0.04480 118 97 17 4
1794 I preferred the cave. 1.2119 0.03965 118 94 23 1
1795 My parents are paying $4,000 a month for it. Just until I figure out what I want to do with my career. It's a fifth-floor walkup. It's sooo authentic. I love it. 1.2101 0.04445 119 98 17 4
1796 Don't you have a brother who is an architect living in Pisa 1.2101 0.04445 119 98 17 4
1797 I told you Earl wasn't lying about that giant mud dauber he killed. 1.2087 0.04703 115 96 14 5
1798 Are you throwing down a rope to climb or have you invented stairs? 1.2087 0.04188 115 93 20 2
1799 Love your condo! 1.2087 0.04703 115 96 14 5
1800 I hear Trumprocks' penthouse is covered in bronze. 1.2087 0.04366 115 94 18 3
1801 You can safely park your SUV once the wheel is invented! 1.2087 0.04188 115 93 20 2
1802 We just got a permit to build a tower in front of your window. 1.2087 0.04537 115 95 16 4
1803 We'll be right up as soon as the elevator is invented. 1.2087 0.04188 115 93 20 2
1804 Hey, Rapunzel! New digs, new do! Way to go! 1.2087 0.04537 115 95 16 4
1805 I can see nothing from up here! 1.2087 0.04703 115 96 14 5
1806 Look at that atrocious dress! Money can buy you a penthouse at Sand Street, but it clearly doesn't improve your fashion choices. 1.2087 0.04537 115 95 16 4
1807 Square windows. Arched door. How tacky. 1.2087 0.04537 115 95 16 4
1808 Fred and Wilma are really movin’ on up. 1.2087 0.04188 115 93 20 2
1809 Wassup! 1.2087 0.04537 115 95 16 4
1810 Your brother is a little uppity, but at least you are down to earth. 1.2087 0.04366 115 94 18 3
1811 Well hello our home sapien early adapters! Hope you're not embarrassed to have us neanderthals over for happy hour? 1.2087 0.04537 115 95 16 4
1812 The kids left home and the dog died. We decided to downsize 1.2087 0.04001 115 92 22 1
1813 Don’t they know this is an earthquake zone? 1.2087 0.04862 115 97 12 6
1814 They’re always acting so high and mighty. 1.2087 0.04703 115 96 14 5
1815 I wonder what they’ve been smoking. They seem a little high this morning. 1.2087 0.04188 115 93 20 2
1816 I’m glad we didn’t cave and move into town. 1.2087 0.04703 115 96 14 5
1817 This could be the last time we do this. 1.2087 0.04001 115 92 22 1
1818 Love the condo! Our own cave seems pretty empty since Kyle started at the tar pits and Sally got clubbed! 1.2087 0.04188 115 93 20 2
1819 I'm so bored with their stories. 1.2087 0.04537 115 95 16 4
1820 I told you this timeshare was a good idea! 1.2087 0.04001 115 92 22 1
1821 Is your hair long enough for us to come up for a visit? 1.2087 0.04188 115 93 20 2
1822 We'll be up as soon as you invent stairs! 1.2087 0.04366 115 94 18 3
1823 Wait till they see their cave tax bill....... 1.2087 0.04703 115 96 14 5
1824 Is this the 'Hotel de le Rock?' 1.2087 0.04001 115 92 22 1
1825 Its the latest trend ,called the high rent district.Come on up. 1.2087 0.04366 115 94 18 3
1826 We can't get down until someone invents stairs. 1.2087 0.04001 115 92 22 1
1827 C'mon up! We're already rockin' and rollin'! 1.2087 0.04001 115 92 22 1
1828 Seems everyone is keeping up with Rapunzel these days. 1.2087 0.04703 115 96 14 5
1829 We will visit you after elevators have been invented. 1.2087 0.04366 115 94 18 3
1830 We'll take the stairs. We need the exercise. 1.2087 0.04188 115 93 20 2
1831 Looks like a great view, but the fireworks don't begin until AD! 1.2087 0.04537 115 95 16 4
1832 Come on in. The front hole is open. 1.2087 0.04366 115 94 18 3
1833 We've heard that repurposed mastadon scat, when used as a sustainable building material, can serve as a environmentally sound alternative to your typical cave dwellers' construction. Anyways . . . Good on ya'! Just hope it doesn't rain! 1.2087 0.04188 115 93 20 2
1834 I don't trust these gentrifiers, honey. 1.2087 0.04188 115 93 20 2
1835 Flynn likes my hair short - you'll have to take the stairs... 1.2087 0.04366 115 94 18 3
1836 Nice tower, but I can't understand a word you're saying! 1.2087 0.04001 115 92 22 1
1837 Hiiiii. It´s 4B, the concierge will let you up! 1.2087 0.04001 115 92 22 1
1838 Long time no see! Get the rock up here! 1.2087 0.04366 115 94 18 3
1839 |"Let down his beard!" 1.2087 0.04366 115 94 18 3
1840 Come on up! Flag the next brontosaurus to give you a lift. 1.2087 0.04188 115 93 20 2
1841 This better not be a walk up. 1.2087 0.04366 115 94 18 3
1842 Any clue when the elevator will be invented? 1.2087 0.04188 115 93 20 2
1843 Would you really want to do those steps after a day of mastodon slaying? 1.2087 0.04366 115 94 18 3
1844 Can we come up and see you wonderful view of sand,sand, and more sand. 1.2079 0.04939 101 84 13 4
1845 Does the penthouse come with a man cave? 1.2069 0.04502 116 96 16 4
1846 I always thought they were uppity. 1.2069 0.03971 116 93 22 1
1847 Huh? It's all Babel to me. 1.2069 0.04976 116 99 10 7
1848 Looks like they upgraded after WeWheel had a successful IPO. 1.2069 0.04665 116 97 14 5
1849 You were right. My new hair cut has given us more time together. 1.2069 0.04665 116 97 14 5
1850 High there! 1.2054 0.04597 112 93 15 4
1851 Welcome to the G7 Summit! 1.2054 0.04419 112 92 17 3
1852 Yeah, pretty good. Yourself? 1.2054 0.04597 112 93 15 4
1853 Love what you've done with your man cave. 1.2054 0.04039 112 90 21 1
1854 ok....we'll see see you on the other side of the island after the tide comes in. 1.2054 0.04039 112 90 21 1
1855 We'll be down as soon as the tide comes in 1.2054 0.04419 112 92 17 3
1856 It’s called a McCave. 1.2054 0.04769 112 94 13 5
1857 Wave to us if you can see me waving to you! 1.2054 0.04419 112 92 17 3
1858 Can you please drop down the rope elevator? 1.2054 0.04769 112 94 13 5
1859 We went with the penthouse that came with a man cave! 1.2054 0.04597 112 93 15 4
1860 the elevator will be installed in 20,000 years. 1.2054 0.04233 112 91 19 2
1861 I'm so glad we haven't invented language yet so we don't have to make small talk with our neighbors 1.2054 0.04419 112 92 17 3
1862 Hi, you'll have to take the stairs, the elevator is out of order. 1.2054 0.04419 112 92 17 3
1863 Well, here comes Bralg and Kagla for a visit. At least she didn't bring her Brontosaurus casserole. 1.2054 0.04597 112 93 15 4
1864 You didn't tell me their new place is a fourth floor rock-up." 1.2054 0.04597 112 93 15 4
1865 She keeps bragging that it’s in an asteroid free zone.” 1.2054 0.04769 112 94 13 5
1866 Come on up! I think we have time for a glass of wine before high tide. 1.2054 0.04039 112 90 21 1
1867 I love their new Condo, but I heard they’ve been having problems with termites... 1.2054 0.04597 112 93 15 4
1868 Five stories: ‘bout as high as a building ought ta go. 1.2054 0.04039 112 90 21 1
1869 It's nice but there are no amenities. 1.2054 0.04419 112 92 17 3
1870 But how are you ever going to hang the curtains? 1.2054 0.04233 112 91 19 2
1871 Look, honey, a new Hard Rock Cafe! 1.2054 0.04233 112 91 19 2
1872 Pentcave Man 1.2054 0.04233 112 91 19 2
1873 I don't know how they can stand living in a high-rise 1.2054 0.04233 112 91 19 2
1874 There's a huge swell coming in, we'll wait for you down here! 1.2054 0.04597 112 93 15 4
1875 Elevator's out - you'll have to climb the evolutionary ladder. 1.2054 0.04233 112 91 19 2
1876 Is the elevator still working? 1.2054 0.04233 112 91 19 2
1877 How can I catch it if it's not in the drawing? 1.2054 0.04419 112 92 17 3
1878 Hello, Jeffersons! 1.2054 0.04419 112 92 17 3
1879 We’ll meet you up there by sundown – our Brontosaurus is en route. 1.2054 0.04419 112 92 17 3
1880 We call it the Eyefull Tower! 1.2035 0.04383 113 93 17 3
1881 Just checking - You don't have a cat, do you? Fred is allergic. 1.2035 0.04560 113 94 15 4
1882 Greetings from the tower of blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah 1.2035 0.04560 113 94 15 4
1883 Fred, say hello to Betty and Barney. Can you believe they bought the penthouse? 1.2035 0.04007 113 91 21 1
1884 Too bad they can only afford a five story walkup. 1.2035 0.04007 113 91 21 1
1885 We'll come back after someone has invented the elevator. 1.2035 0.04007 113 91 21 1
1886 Ugh. You Didn't tell me they lived in a four floor walk-up. 1.2035 0.04560 113 94 15 4
1887 Do you toss down a ladder? How does this work? 1.2035 0.04383 113 93 17 3
1888 Ya'll come back now, ya-hear!!! 1.2018 0.04349 114 94 17 3
1889 Very Anastasi 1.2000 0.04437 110 91 16 3
1890 Hey, don't we know you from the wolf park? 1.2000 0.04437 110 91 16 3
1891 I'm all for affordable housing but I worry about the character of the neighborhood. 1.2000 0.04244 110 90 18 2
1892 Yeah they were total crust punks until his old man died and now they're partners in a small-plate restaurant in Park Slope. Fucking bougie shit...oh, hi Allison could you buzz us in? 1.2000 0.04798 110 93 12 5
1893 We'll be back when you invent the elevator. Oh, and call us when you invent the telephone. 1.2000 0.04437 110 91 16 3
1894 Top floor walk up! Nice! 1.2000 0.04437 110 91 16 3
1895 Look honey its the Jones. 1.2000 0.04437 110 91 16 3
1896 Welcome y'all! Footholds are around back! 1.2000 0.04621 110 92 14 4
1897 Things are sure changing quickly for the Neanderthalnergs, I heard his cave art work became very popular.” 1.2000 0.04766 105 88 13 4
1898 They could only afford to buy without the mineral rights. 1.2000 0.04244 110 90 18 2
1899 Prime real estate. 1.2000 0.04621 110 92 14 4
1900 It's the tallest cave in New York! 1.2000 0.04621 110 92 14 4
1901 Come on up! Luxury high rise living is everything they said it would be!! 1.2000 0.04621 110 92 14 4
1902 A Stone-Age "Hi". 1.2000 0.04437 110 91 16 3
1903 Don’t jump. 1.2000 0.04969 110 94 10 6
1904 Looks nice, but you're in violation of the zoning laws. 1.2000 0.04437 110 91 16 3
1905 Beta testing the water balloon. 1.2000 0.04043 110 89 20 1
1906 Bedrock's First Skyscraper 1.2000 0.04244 110 90 18 2
1907 The penthouse view is spectacular! 1.2000 0.04437 110 91 16 3
1908 Nice people, not; casting a shadow like that over the whole island. 1.2000 0.04244 110 90 18 2
1909 Let's give it a try. Monogamy is for the uncivilized. 1.2000 0.04437 110 91 16 3
1910 Big deal! They invented the cold water walkup. 1.2000 0.04437 110 91 16 3
1911 Lindsay do you have a phone charger up there? 1.2000 0.04798 110 93 12 5
1912 770 B.C.: The First Condos Arose 1.2000 0.04244 110 90 18 2
1913 Welcome to Our Condo-Cave Our HOA fees are rock bottom! 1.2000 0.04798 110 93 12 5
1914 Gronk discovers the first of a previously unknown breed, the "Nouveau Riche". 1.2000 0.04621 110 92 14 4
1915 Welcome to the Hill Ton! 1.2000 0.04437 110 91 16 3
1916 Love the new digs. 1.2000 0.03831 110 88 22 0
1917 What's up? 1.2000 0.04043 110 89 20 1
1918 We’re waiting for the elevator. 1.2000 0.04437 110 91 16 3
1919 Fred, keep walking; we’re not going to fall for another Copperfield prank. 1.2000 0.04437 110 91 16 3
1920 Ugh. This better not be a walk-up. 1.2000 0.04437 110 91 16 3
1921 Its something called a "pent house". 1.2000 0.04043 110 89 20 1
1922 Care if we shimmy up for a spot of tea? 1.2000 0.04437 110 91 16 3
1923 Hey Yurk, you can't refi until the Bronze Age. 1.2000 0.04621 110 92 14 4
1924 I just love their new, boulder look! 1.2000 0.04437 110 91 16 3
1925 Going to the Rapunzels for dinner is always a pain. 1.2000 0.04437 110 91 16 3
1926 Oonga." "Oonga, haboonga. 1.2000 0.04437 110 91 16 3
1927 Look, another early Frank Lloyd Wright inspiration. 1.2000 0.04798 110 93 12 5
1928 We call them "stairs." 1.2000 0.04043 110 89 20 1
1929 Please throw us a rope! 1.2000 0.04437 110 91 16 3
1930 It may be the future, but these cavediminiums aren't for me. 1.1982 0.04210 111 91 18 2
1931 I hear the garden unit is still available!" 1.1982 0.04400 111 92 16 3
1932 Glad you came,but sorry,Rapunzel is not home... 1.1982 0.04400 111 92 16 3
1933 Yabba Dabba Don't take the top floor. 1.1982 0.04400 111 92 16 3
1934 Sorry folks no visiting today, Rapunzel's on vacation. 1.1982 0.04210 111 91 18 2
1935 I hear it's a rent controlled penthouse" 1.1982 0.04582 111 93 14 4
1936 Can you believe they signed a 10,000 year lease? 1.1982 0.04210 111 91 18 2
1937 Geez, I hope the elevator isn’t broken again. 1.1964 0.04364 112 93 16 3
1938 No, we’ll climb down. 1.1963 0.04080 107 87 19 1
1939 Love your new cavescraper! 1.1963 0.04491 107 89 15 3
1940 You got to use the stairs I cut my tresses! 1.1963 0.04683 107 90 13 4
1941 What's the husband's name again? 1.1963 0.04491 107 89 15 3
1942 We've reserved the honeymoon suite!" 1.1963 0.04868 107 91 11 5
1943 We will come back when you have an elevator. 1.1963 0.04868 107 91 11 5
1944 When they said the new place had a history of mold, this was not what I expected. 1.1963 0.04868 107 91 11 5
1945 We ran the numbers and he caved. 1.1963 0.03858 107 86 21 0
1946 I got this one on consignment.” 1.1963 0.04491 107 89 15 3
1947 We needed more room for the George's painting. 1.1963 0.04491 107 89 15 3
1948 Come join us in the penthouse. The view is spectacular! 1.1963 0.04080 107 87 19 1
1949 Hi Doris! How's life with ants in your pants? 1.1963 0.05046 107 92 9 6
1950 We call it Santa Fe. Can we represent your cave paintings? 1.1963 0.04683 107 90 13 4
1951 How can he afford the penthouse on his salary? 1.1963 0.04683 107 90 13 4
1952 Hey George, look at the new Rockville "Hi" rise. 1.1963 0.04491 107 89 15 3
1953 Cool sand cave! 1.1963 0.04290 107 88 17 2
1954 We're coming up. We love Seinfeld re-runs. 1.1963 0.04290 107 88 17 2
1955 We will visit when you have the elevator installed. 1.1963 0.04080 107 87 19 1
1956 Congrats on inventing the wheel! 1.1963 0.04080 107 87 19 1
1957 Yes, Gronk finally convinced me to keep the front entrance traditional. 1.1963 0.04491 107 89 15 3
1958 They're smug now in their tower. But in 5,000 years I think we'll be saluted for saving the earth by living simply in a cave. 1.1963 0.04290 107 88 17 2
1959 Sorry, there's no elevator. 1.1963 0.04080 107 87 19 1
1960 Love your new Cavedominium , can we crawl up ? 1.1963 0.04683 107 90 13 4
1961 He built it against the dinosaurs. Guess he hasn’t seen the Brachiosaurus yet 1.1963 0.04683 107 90 13 4
1962 No worries Rapunzel, The Renaissance coming! 1.1963 0.04491 107 89 15 3
1963 You know? I really love what they've dune with the place. 1.1963 0.04491 107 89 15 3
1964 They couldn't be bothered to build an elevator? 1.1963 0.04491 107 89 15 3
1965 Don’t wave. They think they’re better than us because they live in the pent-cave! 1.1963 0.04290 107 88 17 2
1966 See? You just whittle away at the mountain until it looks like this; is that so hard? 1.1963 0.04491 107 89 15 3
1967 Come on up - We're in the penthouse. 1.1963 0.04290 107 88 17 2
1968 Amazing ocean views? Awesome! We'll be right up! 1.1963 0.04491 107 89 15 3
1969 OK, OK, We'll come in. But first..WiFi password? 1.1963 0.04868 107 91 11 5
1970 Here comes that couple from Airbnb. 1.1963 0.04491 107 89 15 3
1971 Come on! Walkups are good for cardio! 1.1963 0.04290 107 88 17 2
1972 I told them to come up with better stories...I guess this works 1.1963 0.04290 107 88 17 2
1973 These super-skinny high-rises scare me. 1.1963 0.04290 107 88 17 2
1974 Housing crisis solved!!!! 1.1963 0.04491 107 89 15 3
1975 We wanted something smaller, but those darned species kept evolving. 1.1963 0.04683 107 90 13 4
1976 Your house has become high, since we last saw you! 1.1963 0.04868 107 91 11 5
1977 Well look who left the trees for a fifth floor walk-up! 1.1963 0.04290 107 88 17 2
1978 I'm not telling them the last tenants became pterodactyl dinner. 1.1963 0.04683 107 90 13 4
1979 Our R.S.V.P. is a yes! Just have to stop by our cave to pick up the saber tooth salad and a change of skins. 1.1963 0.04491 107 89 15 3
1980 Darlings, the ocean view is to die for... 1.1963 0.04290 107 88 17 2
1981 Hey there, we discovered this new invention called timeshare. 1.1963 0.04491 107 89 15 3
1982 Hey I love that modern design! 1.1963 0.04290 107 88 17 2
1983 Oh great, I see Bob and Barb are still in the walk up. 1.1963 0.04080 107 87 19 1
1984 Yes, it's our annual Garage Sale today! 1.1963 0.05046 107 92 9 6
1985 Things have gotten really gentrified since Steve invented fire. 1.1944 0.04046 108 88 19 1
1986 We were inspired by the brown stone! 1.1944 0.04254 108 89 17 2
1987 I understand your hesitation, honey, but she's letting him keep a room for a man cave. 1.1944 0.04046 108 88 19 1
1988 Have you invented the elevator yet? 1.1944 0.04453 108 90 15 3
1989 Neighbor Jane waves to the original Mr and Mrs Jones. 1.1944 0.04643 108 91 13 4
1990 I guess we'll be taking the stairs then. 1.1944 0.04453 108 90 15 3
1991 They call it a high-rise 1.1944 0.04453 108 90 15 3
1992 And, they've got a great view of the Pleistocene Sea. 1.1944 0.04643 108 91 13 4
1993 When we've invented the concept you should definitely come round for dinner! 1.1944 0.04453 108 90 15 3
1994 People in sand castles should throw waves 1.1944 0.04046 108 88 19 1
1995 We thought you couldn't hold the G-7 in a Trump Tower. 1.1944 0.04046 108 88 19 1
1996 Rent control. Can you believe it? 1.1944 0.04254 108 89 17 2
1997 You are so lucky! I wish we had termites in our home. 1.1944 0.04254 108 89 17 2
1998 Hang on, he'll club ya in! 1.1944 0.04254 108 89 17 2
1999 If you build it we’ll name it for you,’Otis. 1.1944 0.04254 108 89 17 2
2000 Penthouse envy. 1.1930 0.04642 114 97 12 5
2001 I knew if we built it you were come! 1.1927 0.04219 109 90 17 2
2002 I just love your cave condo! 1.1909 0.03980 110 90 19 1
2003 We got here early so took the penthouse. 1.1909 0.04379 110 92 15 3
2004 Don't wave! They're just so pre-prehistoric. 1.1905 0.04300 105 87 16 2
2005 Hi neighbor. We have one question. What do you do when it rains? 1.1905 0.04707 105 89 12 4
2006 We moved on up to a deluxe apartment in the sky! 1.1905 0.04707 105 89 12 4
2007 And hence, the elevator was invented. 1.1905 0.04508 105 88 14 3
2008 History books are clearly wrong 1.1905 0.04897 105 90 10 5
2009 We finally made it to the big city! 1.1905 0.04508 105 88 14 3
2010 Your renovation turned out beautifully, Mrs. Quixote! 1.1905 0.04897 105 90 10 5
2011 I like what Og and Yuv have done with their cave! 1.1905 0.04081 105 86 18 1
2012 Hey, Rap.,I love what you did to your hair! 1.1905 0.04707 105 89 12 4
2013 Early asocialism. 1.1905 0.03851 105 85 20 0
2014 Man's first skyline 1.1905 0.04897 105 90 10 5
2015 Raise your hand if you're sure! 1.1905 0.04300 105 87 16 2
2016 Kim and Jerry’s 4th floor walk up is great but I’m worried it won’t Stone Age well. They aren’t getting any younger! 1.1905 0.04508 105 88 14 3
2017 Nice, but it will be another millennium before they can get a fireplace." 1.1905 0.04897 105 90 10 5
2018 The housing collapse of 2007 BC was brutal in its literality. 1.1905 0.04300 105 87 16 2
2019 Honey, I love it! It may be a fourth floor walk-up but you really can see everything from up here! Hey look, there's Steve and Cheryl! 1.1905 0.04300 105 87 16 2
2020 Their marriage is on the rocks, yet they look so happy. 1.1905 0.04707 105 89 12 4
2021 The brontosaur should be here soon to lift us up. 1.1905 0.04300 105 87 16 2
2022 Welcome to the Rock. Come on up. You're only a stone's throw away. 1.1905 0.04707 105 89 12 4
2023 Hey, you Jeffersons are 'Movin' On Up'... 1.1905 0.04508 105 88 14 3
2024 You didn't tell us it was a walk-up! 1.1905 0.04707 105 89 12 4
2025 "Thought we'd stop by before the rush hour traffic." 1.1905 0.04300 105 87 16 2
2026 How's life in the big city? 1.1905 0.04897 105 90 10 5
2027 Sure, she lives in Ugg Tower now but I hear Ugg is fooling around with Marla from the No-Fur Club, if you know what I mean. 1.1905 0.04707 105 89 12 4
2028 I told you we were “movin on up”! 1.1905 0.04707 105 89 12 4
2029 the penthouse is our 1.1905 0.04707 105 89 12 4
2030 Well, aren't you guys one big sexual in-de-window! 1.1905 0.04508 105 88 14 3
2031 Hey, we're going to watch the new moving cave drawings, wanna come? 1.1905 0.04508 105 88 14 3
2032 I never see them around.. you shouldn't buy a penthouse before the invention of the stairs 1.1905 0.04300 105 87 16 2
2033 Hi, Rapunzel’s hair will be right down! 1.1905 0.04508 105 88 14 3
2034 See you in Manhattan 1.1905 0.04508 105 88 14 3
2035 The termites did a wonderful job. 1.1905 0.04300 105 87 16 2
2036 so how high do we have to be to get up there? 1.1905 0.04707 105 89 12 4
2037 '"RAPUNZEL, RAPUNZEL, I SEE YOU LET YOUR HAIR DOWN" 1.1905 0.05081 105 91 8 6
2038 After the wedding, it was traditionally good luck if the maid of honor caught the bone. 1.1905 0.04300 105 87 16 2
2039 Baudrillard was right! They're better than us. 1.1905 0.04508 105 88 14 3
2040 I wave, signifying friendship, yet I recall the words of the prophet, 'And so castles made of sand fall in the sea eventually.' 1.1905 0.04897 105 90 10 5
2041 Upstairs, Downstairs. 1.1905 0.04300 105 87 16 2
2042 I thought it was just a lot of gibberish, but it looks like George Babel talked himself right into the penthouse. 1.1905 0.04707 105 89 12 4
2043 They don’t have an elevator, but Rapunzel is their daughter. 1.1905 0.04300 105 87 16 2
2044 Bedrockization has really changed the neighborhood. 1.1905 0.04897 105 90 10 5
2045 No, in this mirage we live on the fourth floor! 1.1905 0.04508 105 88 14 3
2046 Wow. A pentcave. 1.1905 0.04300 105 87 16 2
2047 See! Proof that giants play kazoos. 1.1892 0.04527 111 94 13 4
2048 Come darling. You will love the Babels. They make a great ”Seven Tongue Crumble! 1.1887 0.04469 106 89 14 3
2049 Very nice, but it's sand. it'll be gone by morning. They're calling for rain. 1.1887 0.04047 106 87 18 1
2050 Don't they know we're a thousand miles from the sea? Only the Uggs would choose the 'Luxury Liveable Lighthouse' design! 1.1887 0.04665 106 90 12 4
2051 Let down your hair, sweetie, so The New Yorker can have another Rapunzel cartoon. 1.1887 0.05211 106 93 6 7
2052 Beyond crazy! NO ONE gets this week in that time share! 1.1887 0.04263 106 88 16 2
2053 I think it should be called a "Deluxe Apartment in the Sky".... 1.1863 0.04772 102 87 11 4
2054 It’s called gentrification, you used to be able to get an old Victorian cave for only three rocks. Now it’ll cost you twelve. 1.1863 0.04117 102 84 17 1
2055 Your Brownstone DOES look nice on the outside! 1.1863 0.04772 102 87 11 4
2056 Single family zoning is so old fashioned. 1.1863 0.03874 102 83 19 0
2057 Fred, why can't we have a pentcave, like Barney and Betty? 1.1863 0.04346 102 85 15 2
2058 You moved into Trump Cave?! Watch out for the landlord and his liddle' club! 1.1863 0.04772 102 87 11 4
2059 I would have told you we were coming, but writing hasn't been invented yet. 1.1863 0.04564 102 86 13 3
2060 OMGodzilla! The penthouse at Trump Cro-Magnon! 1.1863 0.04772 102 87 11 4
2061 Climb up! 1.1863 0.04772 102 87 11 4
2062 Yes, we love the new color scheme too. It's Ivory." 1.1863 0.04346 102 85 15 2
2063 "Don't worry the concierge will schlep you up" 1.1863 0.04564 102 86 13 3
2064 And God said, "Let there be a few more hundred years until those humans down there get the hang of architecture." 1.1863 0.04564 102 86 13 3
2065 Don't forget about dinner tonight 1.1863 0.04772 102 87 11 4
2066 TripAdvisor recommendation said this place has everything you need for the perfect getaway. 1.1863 0.04564 102 86 13 3
2067 If we succeed at bending it, the pizza is on us ! 1.1863 0.04346 102 85 15 2
2068 Lifestyles of the 1% 1.1863 0.04971 102 88 9 5
2069 How did you get up there? Stairs haven't been invented." 1.1863 0.04346 102 85 15 2
2070 Manhattinization begins 1.1863 0.03874 102 83 19 0
2071 Yes, she broke through the rock ceiling. 1.1863 0.04117 102 84 17 1
2072 We'll buzz you in, just wipe your feet! 1.1863 0.04117 102 84 17 1
2073 We're back!! 1.1863 0.04564 102 86 13 3
2074 High rise, schmirize, can we get together for bridge on Thursday? 1.1863 0.04117 102 84 17 1
2075 Hey, let's think of a dumb play on words to say to those guys. Then the editors will be sure to pick what we say for the best caption. 1.1863 0.04971 102 88 9 5
2076 We’ll be down as soon as we invent the stairway. 1.1863 0.04971 102 88 9 5
2077 The First 5th Floor Walk-up Manhattan, 3,000 BC The Brown Stone Age 1.1863 0.04117 102 84 17 1
2078 Thor want harem? Must drop rock... 1.1863 0.04346 102 85 15 2
2079 Sorry we can’t come up, the Camel is double parked.. 1.1863 0.04346 102 85 15 2
2080 Hey Ele ! How are you and Vator ? 1.1863 0.04564 102 86 13 3
2081 Yes, George, a top floor apartment doesn't mean a higher order of intelligence. But they put out a beautiful spread 1.1863 0.04346 102 85 15 2
2082 " The view of the steppe must be spectacular." 1.1863 0.04117 102 84 17 1
2083 The condo association is putting in a catapult next week! No more climbing! 1.1863 0.04772 102 87 11 4
2084 The elevator isn't working-no surprise-you'll have to use the stairs. 1.1863 0.04564 102 86 13 3
2085 Look honey! That's us if we went to couple's therapy 1.1863 0.04564 102 86 13 3
2086 Hiya! Whassup? 1.1863 0.04564 102 86 13 3
2087 Oh great! Of course they live in the penthouse. 1.1863 0.04346 102 85 15 2
2088 Come on up we hunted and gathered for the big game! 1.1863 0.04346 102 85 15 2
2089 You did say you wanted to see more of them. 1.1863 0.04346 102 85 15 2
2090 Damn, that’s a nice place, I hope they get a divorce. 1.1863 0.04117 102 84 17 1
2091 Keep it to yourself, but we were only invited because they were unable to legally get out of the timeshare. 1.1863 0.04564 102 86 13 3
2092 Sorry you'll have to walk up, but the elevator hasn't been invented yet 1.1863 0.04564 102 86 13 3
2093 Hi! Do you know about New York City's crazy zoning...so everyone can live in a tall, skinny building. 1.1863 0.04346 102 85 15 2
2094 Come on up and visit our stone-brown! 1.1863 0.04346 102 85 15 2
2095 Your hair cut looks great, but how are you going to get down? 1.1863 0.04564 102 86 13 3
2096 When she waves, it's like she's scraping the sky. 1.1863 0.04346 102 85 15 2
2097 The Jefferstones finally moved up. 1.1863 0.04346 102 85 15 2
2098 You're going to have to do the stairs, the elevator is broken again. 1.1863 0.04117 102 84 17 1
2099 Wow! Looks like they scored on that Airbnb. 1.1863 0.04346 102 85 15 2
2100 Yeah, it's a walk up. This building is from the Stone Age. 1.1863 0.04346 102 85 15 2
2101 How about we meet you halfway and then go out to dinner? 1.1863 0.04346 102 85 15 2
2102 Nice apartment 1.1863 0.04564 102 86 13 3
2103 Donald and Melania welcome Jared and Ivanka at The Trump Tower of the future. 1.1863 0.04346 102 85 15 2
2104 We'll wait for the elevator! 1.1863 0.04346 102 85 15 2
2105 One day someone will invent stairs, and then we can hang out together. 1.1863 0.04117 102 84 17 1
2106 Next time we’ll remember the rope ladder so you don’t have to sleep in the lobby. 1.1863 0.04772 102 87 11 4
2107 Gosh. I hope they have renovated since they purchased. 1.1863 0.04772 102 87 11 4
2108 For goodness sake, wave Norman. I want to see their pentcave. 1.1863 0.04346 102 85 15 2
2109 C’mon up! We’re just a stone’s throw. 1.1863 0.04772 102 87 11 4
2110 After the wheel, Zog invented the elevator. 1.1863 0.03874 102 83 19 0
2111 Just because we don’t live in the penthouse doesn’t mean we’re not happy. 1.1863 0.04117 102 84 17 1
2112 The elevator is out of order so you'll have to climb the stairs. 1.1863 0.04346 102 85 15 2
2113 I’ll bet Fred got a big raise! 1.1863 0.04117 102 84 17 1
2114 Feigning friendliness the Johnsons devised a plan to take the top floor apartment for their own 1.1863 0.04117 102 84 17 1
2115 Come on up! Hope you invented stairs! 1.1863 0.04971 102 88 9 5
2116 We're just house gatherers. 1.1863 0.04564 102 86 13 3
2117 Now, please just act like you know the musical act on SNL. 1.1863 0.04346 102 85 15 2
2118 The Robinsons have evolved four times more than us. 1.1863 0.04346 102 85 15 2
2119 Can you throw down the rope? I can't wait to see outside from a penthouse view. 1.1863 0.04564 102 86 13 3
2120 We're coming up. Stairs or has the elevator been fixed? 1.1863 0.04346 102 85 15 2
2121 Hi, come on up! We took the cave to a new level! 1.1863 0.04117 102 84 17 1
2122 Honey, when are we going to get a six-story cave? 1.1863 0.04346 102 85 15 2
2123 HEY JOHN!! we just discovered STAIRS! 1.1863 0.04772 102 87 11 4
2124 Give us a holler when your staircase is back from grazing. 1.1863 0.04772 102 87 11 4
2125 We'll be right up! 1.1863 0.04346 102 85 15 2
2126 I see that you tapped into your wheel discovery royalties. 1.1863 0.04346 102 85 15 2
2127 You know she only married Marty for his marble, right? 1.1863 0.04564 102 86 13 3
2128 Who'd you get to do your siding? 1.1863 0.04564 102 86 13 3
2129 We finally decided to settle down. 1.1845 0.04308 103 86 15 2
2130 It's how we feed our pet brontosaurus. 1.1845 0.04729 103 88 11 4
2131 The rent prices are crazy, but the view makes up for it! 1.1845 0.04523 103 87 13 3
2132 Don’t let their smiles fool you--the elevator takes Ages. 1.1845 0.04308 103 86 15 2
2133 Neanderfalls 1.1845 0.03840 103 84 19 0
2134 Does the penthouse have a private elevator? 1.1845 0.04308 103 86 15 2
2135 I swear if she makes us walk up her superfluous high-rise only to find she hasn't cooked her mammoth over fire - I will throw her out that penthouse window. 1.1845 0.04523 103 87 13 3
2136 You’ll need to take the stairs 1.1845 0.04729 103 88 11 4
2137 She thinks because she lives in a high rise, she’s above all the crime. 1.1845 0.04081 103 85 17 1
2138 We'll come up after somebody invents STAIRS. 1.1845 0.04308 103 86 15 2
2139 The treetop view is spectacular 1.1845 0.04523 103 87 13 3
2140 I like what you have done with the lawn! 1.1845 0.04308 103 86 15 2
2141 Invent the ladder, quick! We didn't imagine stairs! 1.1845 0.04926 103 89 9 5
2142 Do you have any hot dogs? Nilgmith just discovered fire! 1.1845 0.05116 103 90 7 6
2143 I would have brought a housewarming gift if we had stores. 1.1845 0.04308 103 86 15 2
2144 I mean it's nice... but I prefer a place that's solidly in a Big Bad Wolf category. 1.1845 0.03840 103 84 19 0
2145 Come on in. Wait until you see the jacuzzi 1.1845 0.04308 103 86 15 2
2146 Shaman Palin sold us - says from up here we can see Russian dinosaurs! 1.1845 0.04729 103 88 11 4
2147 A penthouse? Your sister should never left the cavern. 1.1845 0.04081 103 85 17 1
2148 Invent an elevator and come on up! 1.1845 0.04308 103 86 15 2
2149 Are we witnessing the defining moment when humanity takes a leap forward in architectural sophistication? 1.1845 0.04081 103 85 17 1
2150 Trivago! 1.1845 0.04729 103 88 11 4
2151 They've loved that apartment for so many years. It's too bad it's going co-op. 1.1845 0.04081 103 85 17 1
2152 sure hope it doesn't cave in 1.1845 0.04081 103 85 17 1
2153 Who’s doing your interior? 1.1845 0.04308 103 86 15 2
2154 Now, don’t be strangers, y’all! 1.1845 0.04926 103 89 9 5
2155 The elevator is running! 1.1845 0.04523 103 87 13 3
2156 Love the Neanderthal architecture! 1.1845 0.04308 103 86 15 2
2157 Babe, we already agreed to spend our money on traveling. 1.1839 0.04486 87 72 14 1
2158 Their legs are long, and invisible. 1.1839 0.04775 87 73 12 2
2159 Come on, kids, work your way to the top like we did! 1.1837 0.04191 98 81 16 1
2160 - Last time we built a tower we ended up speaking a different language! - Hola amigos! 1.1837 0.04191 98 81 16 1
2161 I have no idea why I resent having to enter through the garage. 1.1837 0.03932 98 80 18 0
2162 Oh hey! We heard you finished your mortgage! 1.1837 0.04191 98 81 16 1
2163 I don’t believe in altitude change! 1.1837 0.04191 98 81 16 1
2164 Did Rapunzel’s tower go co-op? 1.1837 0.04886 98 84 10 4
2165 They've been going up in the world since Og invented the wheel. 1.1837 0.05097 98 85 8 5
2166 Is this a co-op? 1.1837 0.04666 98 83 12 3
2167 We'd love to join you, but Stone is obsessed with investing in a tower with some "lean" to it. 1.1837 0.04191 98 81 16 1
2168 This one said he gathers. Will that one hunt? 1.1837 0.04666 98 83 12 3
2169 If we had known you were coming, we wouldn't have used the ladder for firewood. 1.1837 0.04191 98 81 16 1
2170 Some new questionable Developer - -He calls it Trump Tower 1.1837 0.04666 98 83 12 3
2171 I bagged one too.” 1.1827 0.04483 104 88 13 3
2172 This new tower fad ... we've been waving since a mile away! 1.1827 0.04483 104 88 13 3
2173 Congratulations ! We just heard that you won this years award for the tallest sandcastle ! 1.1827 0.04270 104 87 15 2
2174 Rapunzel you cut your hair! 1.1818 0.04622 99 84 12 3
2175 Hi! We're your neighbors. You've exceeded the height limitations for the neighborhood. 1.1810 0.04444 105 89 13 3
2176 I found another one for our "sit still, look pretty" collection 1.1800 0.04353 100 84 14 2
2177 There you are! Take the stairs,the elevator is out-of-order! 1.1800 0.04353 100 84 14 2
2178 Sorry honey, it seems that we don't have an elevator... 1.1800 0.04353 100 84 14 2
2179 How'd you get up there? Elevators haven't been invented yet. 1.1792 0.04196 106 89 15 2
2180 Call the super to get the lift 1.1789 0.04484 95 80 13 2
2181 No doorman - just come to the fourth floor. 1.1753 0.04148 97 81 15 1
2182 Towering greetings to you. 1.1753 0.04399 97 82 13 2
2183 How can they afford a pentcave? 1.1753 0.04148 97 81 15 1
2184 Remember not to bring up that their new place is a walk-up. 1.1753 0.04399 97 82 13 2
2185 Hold on, we'll be down in a few thousand years. 1.1753 0.04399 97 82 13 2
2186 They never shut up about their penthouse cave! 1.1753 0.04148 97 81 15 1
2187 About time we found another couple of swingers who don't live in a tree! 1.1753 0.03880 97 80 17 0
2188 What's this called again? A corunduminium? 1.1753 0.04399 97 82 13 2
2189 Thanks, but we'll visit once they invent elevators. 1.1753 0.03880 97 80 17 0
2190 I am Sooo High!!! 1.1753 0.04637 97 83 11 3
2191 Look, the kids just got a piece of the rock! 1.1753 0.04399 97 82 13 2
2192 Bye. Come back when you find a ladder. 1.1753 0.04399 97 82 13 2
2193 Hi Rapunzel, hi Tim! Throw down... oh, that's right you installed an elevator. 1.1753 0.04399 97 82 13 2
2194 Hi, Rise! 1.1753 0.04148 97 81 15 1
2195 Hi Guys! I hear the view of nothing from the 5th floor is absolutely spectacular. 1.1753 0.04148 97 81 15 1
2196 A lazy etymologist guesses the origin of the word "penthouse." 1.1753 0.04148 97 81 15 1
2197 When did you get a job at 30 Rock? 1.1753 0.04637 97 83 11 3
2198 I want you to build it like this one, but taller. 1.1753 0.04637 97 83 11 3
2199 Frank and Lois are about the luckiest people in Babylon." 1.1753 0.04637 97 83 11 3
2200 Everyone laughed at the volcano preppers. 1.1753 0.04399 97 82 13 2
2201 I think she said he took something to help him get it up. 1.1753 0.04863 97 84 9 4
2202 You're just a few flights away! 1.1753 0.04148 97 81 15 1
2203 They think they something cause they live in a high rise condom 1.1753 0.04637 97 83 11 3
2204 Come on up! We can see Canada from our house!! 1.1753 0.04637 97 83 11 3
2205 I can’t believe they tore down Bonwit Tellers to build that 1.1753 0.04637 97 83 11 3
2206 How do you guys even get up there? Have elevators been invented yet? 1.1753 0.04637 97 83 11 3
2207 It's made from pure beetle dung. 1.1753 0.04399 97 82 13 2
2208 You can see Stonehenge from there? 1.1753 0.04399 97 82 13 2
2209 The Beaujolais Nouveau just came in you say? Throw down the grappling hook and we'll be right up. 1.1753 0.04637 97 83 11 3
2210 Hey, can you buzz us in. 1.1753 0.04399 97 82 13 2
2211 We'll be coming to see you as soon as the elevator is invented! 1.1753 0.04637 97 83 11 3
2212 We will be down in one minute, our dinosaur should be here in about 5 minutes. 1.1753 0.04863 97 84 9 4
2213 Our cave is going co-op. Do you have a prospectus? 1.1753 0.04637 97 83 11 3
2214 Nice view, but who wants a fifth floor rock up? 1.1753 0.04637 97 83 11 3
2215 Don't forget to park the mammoth in the garage when you get back! 1.1753 0.04148 97 81 15 1
2216 Glad you could make it! The elevator hasn't been invented yet so you'll have to take the stairs. 1.1753 0.04399 97 82 13 2
2217 How's city life? 1.1753 0.04863 97 84 9 4
2218 We moved on up to the West Bank, to the sandcastle in the sky. 1.1753 0.04399 97 82 13 2
2219 I hope you like the cut. The salon now has you booked ten years from today Rapunzel. 1.1753 0.04399 97 82 13 2
2220 Have they built the stairs yet? 1.1753 0.04399 97 82 13 2
2221 Does it bend? 1.1753 0.04637 97 83 11 3
2222 How are things up there? 1.1753 0.04399 97 82 13 2
2223 Love your mid-century modern VRBO - we have the third floor for the weekend. 1.1753 0.04148 97 81 15 1
2224 I hope someone invents stairs soon. 1.1753 0.04399 97 82 13 2
2225 Next stop Alcatraz! 1.1753 0.04148 97 81 15 1
2226 We won the power-rock lottery 1.1753 0.04148 97 81 15 1
2227 They can come down. I don't do lifts. 1.1753 0.04637 97 83 11 3
2228 Have they invented the elevator yet? 1.1753 0.04637 97 83 11 3
2229 You’ll have to take the stairs. The elevator’s broken. 1.1753 0.03880 97 80 17 0
2230 do you have your elevator shoes 1.1753 0.04637 97 83 11 3
2231 Rapunzel!!! Why do you have that man with you? Your hair is too short!!!! 1.1753 0.04863 97 84 9 4
2232 We'll come visit as soon as they put in the elevator. 1.1753 0.03880 97 80 17 0
2233 We're here! Has Harvey invented the elevator yet? 1.1753 0.04637 97 83 11 3
2234 Don’t come up, we’ll fall down. 1.1753 0.04399 97 82 13 2
2235 I don't care if you don't like them. We walked all this way because Sylvia and Morris want us to see their condo. It's for sale! 1.1753 0.04399 97 82 13 2
2236 Is the lift working? 1.1753 0.04637 97 83 11 3
2237 Rapunzel, what's with your new hair style? 1.1753 0.04399 97 82 13 2
2238 We can smell the roast aardvark from here! Can't stop though. We're going to check out a loft in that new tower in Babel. Burp! We're in love! 1.1753 0.04637 97 83 11 3
2239 Go through the round hole, we're at the top square. 1.1753 0.04637 97 83 11 3
2240 Rapunzel: Every since Ernst installed the elevator my headaches have disappeared. 1.1753 0.03880 97 80 17 0
2241 Not only is the view great, once we invent fire it will have central heat! 1.1753 0.04148 97 81 15 1
2242 Hurry Up! The Flintstones starts in 5 minutes. 1.1753 0.04148 97 81 15 1
2243 "I think they jumped the gun on that timeshare." 1.1753 0.04148 97 81 15 1
2244 You are the first visitors. The movers haven't arrived yet. 1.1753 0.04399 97 82 13 2
2245 I know, location, location, location! 1.1753 0.04148 97 81 15 1
2246 Take my wife. PLEASE! 1.1753 0.04399 97 82 13 2
2247 We’d love to come visit, as soon as someone invents stairs. 1.1753 0.04399 97 82 13 2
2248 We're trying to get pregnant. We call it a 4th floor knock-up. 1.1753 0.04863 97 84 9 4
2249 We didn’t realize you bought the penthouse! 1.1753 0.04399 97 82 13 2
2250 The penthouse! We got the penthouse! 1.1753 0.04148 97 81 15 1
2251 One-day, somehow it would be great to elevate up there. 1.1753 0.04399 97 82 13 2
2252 Hi! How old will you be when they put in the elevator? 1.1753 0.04399 97 82 13 2
2253 Well, it only took 846 years of nagging, but looks like Tokor finally fixed the Pisa 1.1753 0.04399 97 82 13 2
2254 I'd love to stop in, but what about the ants? 1.1753 0.04148 97 81 15 1
2255 Pretend like we live here: This complex still has primitive restrictions on Air BnB. 1.1753 0.04148 97 81 15 1
2256 Oh, look. It’s the Neandertalls. 1.1753 0.04148 97 81 15 1
2257 Predeluvians are nice but it's a walkup 1.1753 0.04148 97 81 15 1
2258 I didn’t know you came to Coachella! 1.1753 0.03880 97 80 17 0
2259 I sound my barbaric "You up?" over the roofs of the world. 1.1753 0.04399 97 82 13 2
2260 Oh look Darell, the Smith's moved in. 1.1753 0.04148 97 81 15 1
2261 It'll take a few millennia, but someday Ugg’s bird feeder apartment designs will be loved by Bauhausian architects everywhere. 1.1753 0.03880 97 80 17 0
2262 Hi honey!dinner is ready 1.1753 0.04863 97 84 9 4
2263 I told you they are really upwardly mobile!" 1.1753 0.04148 97 81 15 1
2264 The elevator's out, but come on up the stairs. 1.1753 0.04399 97 82 13 2
2265 IT'S A "CAVE DOMINIUM 1.1753 0.04399 97 82 13 2
2266 The view is nice, but I’ll pass until someone invents the elevator. 1.1753 0.04637 97 83 11 3
2267 Prestend we know them 1.1753 0.04637 97 83 11 3
2268 Now they want to be referred to as "Condo Men". 1.1753 0.04399 97 82 13 2
2269 We'll be back once someone invents the elevator. 1.1753 0.04399 97 82 13 2
2270 Sold by Stonehenge Realty 1.1753 0.04399 97 82 13 2
2271 Oh look Gerard, they’re holding hands. Gee, I hate them. 1.1753 0.04399 97 82 13 2
2272 You'll be right down! 1.1753 0.04637 97 83 11 3
2273 You moved up another floor? 1.1753 0.04399 97 82 13 2
2274 I didn't know you guys moved into the penthouse! 1.1753 0.04148 97 81 15 1
2275 Hey guys, glad you could come to town. What’s your room number so we can come up. 1.1753 0.04399 97 82 13 2
2276 Who knew the Penthouse of Trump Babel would be unrented? 1.1753 0.04148 97 81 15 1
2277 Just a I've got to ring you in. 1.1753 0.03880 97 80 17 0
2278 She's been nagging Otis to invent some kind of lifting device. 1.1753 0.04637 97 83 11 3
2279 High five back 1.1753 0.04637 97 83 11 3
2280 Heil! to affordable Housing. 1.1753 0.04637 97 83 11 3
2281 Hi Scraper! 1.1753 0.04637 97 83 11 3
2282 Gladly we'll come up, is the elevator working? 1.1753 0.04148 97 81 15 1
2283 We need a few more renters to pay off the mortgage. 1.1753 0.04399 97 82 13 2
2284 What's wrong with their cave? 1.1753 0.04863 97 84 9 4
2285 We got it for a steal, because elevators haven’t been invented yet . 1.1753 0.04399 97 82 13 2
2286 They may have scored the penthouse, but nobody has invented stairs or an elevator yet. 1.1753 0.04148 97 81 15 1
2287 Hello! They're the new family in town, the Babels. 1.1753 0.04637 97 83 11 3
2288 Any light on the horizon for us ? 1.1753 0.04637 97 83 11 3
2289 Would you like to buy an extended warranty for your vehicle? 1.1753 0.04399 97 82 13 2
2290 I think you'll love this place! It's the newest type of cave. It's called a dinoscraper! 1.1753 0.04399 97 82 13 2
2291 That is gonna be a weird foursome. 1.1753 0.04637 97 83 11 3
2292 Come on up...can you bring a flight of steps? 1.1753 0.04637 97 83 11 3
2293 Don’t be a caveman during dinner tonight Jerry 1.1753 0.04148 97 81 15 1
2294 You won't believe what we got our Elevataur to do... 1.1753 0.04637 97 83 11 3
2295 Let's switch. Send yours down and I'll send mine up." "No! I'll send mine down and YOU come up. 1.1753 0.04637 97 83 11 3
2296 Bye! Thanks! See youse on New Years Eve at Times Square! 1.1753 0.04399 97 82 13 2
2297 The earliest model of the Hard Rock Hotel. 1.1753 0.04148 97 81 15 1
2298 Oh no, another four story walk up! 1.1753 0.04637 97 83 11 3
2299 Did you just Homo Erectus this? 1.1753 0.04399 97 82 13 2
2300 Sorry we're late, the gathering took longer than expected. 1.1753 0.03880 97 80 17 0
2301 It took years of trial and error, but early beach-dwelling societies eventually learned to refine the differences in their gestures for "Hello!" and "Danger: High Tide!" 1.1753 0.04148 97 81 15 1
2302 Love what you have done with the cave. 1.1753 0.04148 97 81 15 1
2303 You'll have to take the stairs. The elevator hasn't been invented yet 1.1753 0.04863 97 84 9 4
2304 Hi Janice, we'll be right up in twelve hours with high tide. 1.1753 0.04148 97 81 15 1
2305 The stairs are all broken down and I cut my hair.... so no party today 1.1753 0.04399 97 82 13 2
2306 I love what they've done with the place. 1.1753 0.03880 97 80 17 0
2307 She's got such a ring in his nose, it's just pathetic. 1.1753 0.04637 97 83 11 3
2308 They're calling it "The Dakota." 1.1753 0.04148 97 81 15 1
2309 We're coming up. Is the elevator finally working? 1.1753 0.04148 97 81 15 1
2310 Sorry, but Rapunzel doesn't live here anymore! 1.1753 0.04399 97 82 13 2
2311 High Rise! You're getting up in the world! 1.1753 0.04637 97 83 11 3
2312 I'm sure Thog and Grux won't mind going to the Cave Owners Association meeting without us 1.1753 0.04148 97 81 15 1
2313 Look, we finally have autonomous flying taxis. 1.1753 0.03880 97 80 17 0
2314 Gaza 2019 1.1753 0.03880 97 80 17 0
2315 If only your friend could be more down to earth. 1.1753 0.04148 97 81 15 1
2316 Love to join you if your elevator is not out of order ! 1.1753 0.04637 97 83 11 3
2317 Hi Sally. Nice digs. This place rocks. High five. 1.1753 0.04148 97 81 15 1
2318 But you can’t build a boat? 1.1753 0.04148 97 81 15 1
2319 I hope the Trumps put in an elevator. 1.1753 0.04148 97 81 15 1
2320 Just a friendly stroll by hello, no need to throw anything down at us... 1.1753 0.04399 97 82 13 2
2321 I'm worried she's getting above her raisin'. 1.1753 0.04399 97 82 13 2
2322 Do we take the stairs?" "Quoi?" "What? 1.1753 0.04399 97 82 13 2
2323 Rent-controlled? How did you do it? 1.1753 0.04148 97 81 15 1
2324 Babble on.... 1.1753 0.04399 97 82 13 2
2325 Hey, Ann and Stazzy! Where'd the rest of your cliff go? 1.1753 0.04399 97 82 13 2
2326 We own the castle next door... the one with the moat. 1.1753 0.04399 97 82 13 2
2327 Just waiting for someone to invent the elevator and we’ll be right down! 1.1753 0.03880 97 80 17 0
2328 Mr. Sandman will greet you at the door 1.1753 0.04148 97 81 15 1
2329 Come on up. We have a fantastic view of the salt mines! 1.1753 0.04148 97 81 15 1
2330 Troglodytes no more. Hurray! 1.1753 0.04399 97 82 13 2
2331 What can I say, they were ship wrecked at the right time. 1.1753 0.04399 97 82 13 2
2332 Stairs?! You guys are really moving up the evolutionary ladder! 1.1753 0.04637 97 83 11 3
2333 We already have your poor, your tired, your hungry! 1.1753 0.03880 97 80 17 0
2334 Those were the times that only women were able to greet... 1.1753 0.04148 97 81 15 1
2335 I'm tired of keeping up with the Cronks. 1.1753 0.03880 97 80 17 0
2336 We’ll be right up as soon as they invent the elevator. 1.1753 0.03880 97 80 17 0
2337 Sure, they're in the penthouse suite, but this place is a real fleabag. Literally, there are sand fleas everywhere. 1.1753 0.04637 97 83 11 3
2338 We were getting concerned about Global Cooling. 1.1753 0.04399 97 82 13 2
2339 Rapunzel Rapunzel Throw down a bear! 1.1753 0.04148 97 81 15 1
2340 Why can’t we be as wealthy and privileged as them? 1.1753 0.04637 97 83 11 3
2341 Some Trump guy wanted to name this after himself? 1.1753 0.04637 97 83 11 3
2342 -Take the elevator! -Is the entrance on the ground floor or the first floor? 1.1753 0.04148 97 81 15 1
2343 Remind me again how this Babbel thing works... 1.1735 0.04358 98 83 13 2
2344 Rafael, let down your penis! 1.1735 0.04109 98 82 15 1
2345 Rapunzel ain’t got nuthin’ on us, babe. Not when it comes to tower cartoons. 1.1735 0.03845 98 81 17 0
2346 We just invented upzoning. 1.1735 0.03845 98 81 17 0
2347 It's your parents. Don't let down your hair. 1.1735 0.04593 98 84 11 3
2348 Don't wait for the elevator. 1.1735 0.04358 98 83 13 2
2349 Bring us leg bone weapon, and watch trogs fall off edge. 1.1735 0.04593 98 84 11 3
2350 I bet the view is fantastic. 1.1717 0.03810 99 82 17 0
2351 Hotel Babel's got the best views. 1.1702 0.04180 94 79 14 1
2352 Good Morning Mr. and Mrs. Trump 1.1702 0.04446 94 80 12 2
2353 The distance between the middle class and 1 percent 1.1702 0.04180 94 79 14 1
2354 I think I left my iPhone there 1.1702 0.04696 94 81 10 3
2355 Easy?......Do you think mine can build it? 1.1702 0.04180 94 79 14 1
2356 Hi: That is an impressive sand castle. Hope it lasts! 1.1702 0.04180 94 79 14 1
2357 We're just waiting for the elevator! 1.1702 0.03897 94 78 16 0
2358 I’m surprised they didn’t opt for the two-wheel garage 1.1702 0.04446 94 80 12 2
2359 Ung and Gra are really moving up in the world 1.1702 0.04180 94 79 14 1
2360 Rapunzel, I love what you've done with this place! 1.1702 0.04446 94 80 12 2
2361 If you invite them up for drinks, we’ll have to accept their reciprocal invitation to their dank cave condo. 1.1702 0.04180 94 79 14 1
2362 Top of the morning to you! 1.1702 0.04696 94 81 10 3
2363 -Hello cavemen! -Oh, hello condominium-men! 1.1702 0.04180 94 79 14 1
2364 They are always building. Wouldn’t surprise me if the next thing they build is an Ark. 1.1702 0.03897 94 78 16 0
2365 Thank you for the lovely dinner! I’ll give you a call tomorrow so we can plan gathering together soon! 1.1702 0.03897 94 78 16 0
2366 We'll come back in a few thousand years when the elevator gets installed. 1.1702 0.03897 94 78 16 0
2367 We have a tower, and here are our people! Who could ask for anything more! 1.1702 0.04696 94 81 10 3
2368 I'm not going to visit your parents until someone invents stairs. 1.1702 0.04180 94 79 14 1
2369 Hi Flo. Buzz us in. 1.1702 0.04180 94 79 14 1
2370 Aren't you the Flintstones? 1.1702 0.03897 94 78 16 0
2371 I wish they’d invent the elevator. 1.1702 0.03897 94 78 16 0
2372 Hi mates! When you're done playing with sand, come to our cave for something special that Adam killed yesterday. 1.1702 0.03897 94 78 16 0
2373 Hey, Rapunzel, we’ve gained a bit of weight. Rumpel Should let down his hair too. 1.1702 0.04446 94 80 12 2
2374 I hope the elevator’s not out of order again! 1.1702 0.04446 94 80 12 2
2375 Let you heir down; I found somebody twice and nice 1.1702 0.03897 94 78 16 0
2376 I can't they took the fifth floor! 1.1702 0.04180 94 79 14 1
2377 KEEP THEM ON A HIGH , WE CAN SELL THIS THING BEFORE THE TIDE COMES IN 1.1702 0.03897 94 78 16 0
2378 We can't work out how to build floors 1.1702 0.03897 94 78 16 0
2379 When did you guys get windows 95,000BC!? 1.1702 0.04446 94 80 12 2
2380 We saw that this AirBNB has a 5-stone review 1.1702 0.03897 94 78 16 0
2381 I thought you said they resembled us? 1.1702 0.04696 94 81 10 3
2382 Dinner is ready, but the elevator is broken. Judith Schneider 1.1702 0.04446 94 80 12 2
2383 We have a view of the Bering land bridge AND it’s rent controlled! 1.1702 0.04446 94 80 12 2
2384 Get on the Teradactyl in the garage and come on up! 1.1702 0.03897 94 78 16 0
2385 I told Og you'd help Oog move in their new boulders. 1.1702 0.04446 94 80 12 2
2386 You can get a penthouse like that when you develop an entire block. 1.1702 0.04180 94 79 14 1
2387 Turn left at the lobby for the elevator to the penthouse 1.1702 0.04180 94 79 14 1
2388 I think I get "walk up' now; still no idea what a flight is. 1.1702 0.04180 94 79 14 1
2389 I told you so. Isn't penthouse living wonderful! 1.1702 0.03897 94 78 16 0
2390 They want to be firefighters, whatever that is. 1.1702 0.04180 94 79 14 1
2391 Welcome to Stone Age Swingers. 1.1702 0.03897 94 78 16 0
2392 We're here for the B&B that you advertised 1.1702 0.04180 94 79 14 1
2393 Hi there, Don and Melania! 1.1702 0.04696 94 81 10 3
2394 Have you seen our brontosaur? We want to come down. 1.1702 0.04180 94 79 14 1
2395 It's just a small prototype for the big one they're building in Babel. 1.1702 0.04446 94 80 12 2
2396 You had better move down a floor. We're not going to pay for a penthouse any more. 1.1702 0.04180 94 79 14 1
2397 Once we invent fire, they're going to want to be on a lower floor. 1.1702 0.04446 94 80 12 2
2398 I'll go down and shake the hand that brings us pizza. 1.1702 0.04180 94 79 14 1
2399 But is it rent controlled? 1.1702 0.04446 94 80 12 2
2400 Looks like they had a lot of fun last night. "Take the apartment beneath them they said." "It's a good idea they said." 1.1702 0.04446 94 80 12 2
2401 See you when the sea level rises again! 1.1702 0.04446 94 80 12 2
2402 The elevator is being repaired so you'll have to take the stairs. 1.1702 0.04446 94 80 12 2
2403 At least somebody is preparing for climate change 1.1702 0.04696 94 81 10 3
2404 Business up front, party in the back! 1.1702 0.04696 94 81 10 3
2405 We're house sitting for Rapunze-what's-her-face! 1.1702 0.03897 94 78 16 0
2406 I could never live in a walk up cave. 1.1702 0.04180 94 79 14 1
2407 Come on up. You'll have to use the stairs; the elevator's out. 1.1702 0.04180 94 79 14 1
2408 Come to our house-warming Saturday. A man-cave in a penthouse: win-win! 1.1702 0.04180 94 79 14 1
2409 They’re such show offs since they had that elevator put in. 1.1702 0.04446 94 80 12 2
2410 Let us know when elevators are invented! 1.1702 0.04180 94 79 14 1
2411 I'm thinking of shelling my cave, how many sand dollars was that? 1.1702 0.04446 94 80 12 2
2412 Love the new cave! 1.1702 0.04180 94 79 14 1
2413 Love it...but no elevator? 1.1702 0.04696 94 81 10 3
2414 So this is Air B&B? 1.1702 0.04180 94 79 14 1
2415 We came to early, no one's here yet! 1.1702 0.04180 94 79 14 1
2416 What ya doing? "Nothing Special. Just Building up to the Bronze Age." 1.1702 0.04446 94 80 12 2
2417 Hi! Has the exterminator come or should we just climb up the outside?" 1.1702 0.03897 94 78 16 0
2418 Don't wave at them. Prissy BCE millennials, gentrifying the neighborhood! 1.1702 0.04696 94 81 10 3
2419 They call it their penthouse. I call it a 5th floor walk-up. 1.1702 0.04696 94 81 10 3
2420 Did Rapunzel bob her hair? How do they expect us to get up there? 1.1702 0.04446 94 80 12 2
2421 Hey, it's the new neighbors--hurry--go get Rapunzel! 1.1702 0.04696 94 81 10 3
2422 Yeah right, the view is great...but who will you call when you get stuck in the elevator? 1.1702 0.04180 94 79 14 1
2423 You should call it a penthouse. 1.1702 0.04446 94 80 12 2
2424 Yeah, I heard they moved on up to a 'derocks' apartment in the sky. 1.1702 0.04446 94 80 12 2
2425 We just invented the high rise pizza oven, we’re throwing down your order now”... 1.1702 0.04180 94 79 14 1
2426 You always said you would have a little cave of your own but now you can even keep the Mastodon! 1.1702 0.04446 94 80 12 2
2427 If this wave does not faze you, the next tide will 1.1702 0.04180 94 79 14 1
2428 I'm sorry, but I refuse to visit them until someone invents the elevator. 1.1702 0.04446 94 80 12 2
2429 Did they invent the elevator yet? 1.1702 0.03897 94 78 16 0
2430 Come back again when we get the rope put in 1.1702 0.04180 94 79 14 1
2431 Is there an elevator or is your building a five-story walk-up? 1.1702 0.03897 94 78 16 0
2432 What a fire hazard 1.1702 0.04446 94 80 12 2
2433 You say you want a Neolithic Revolution... 1.1702 0.04180 94 79 14 1
2434 Someone stole our big bucket. Use the stairs. 1.1702 0.04446 94 80 12 2
2435 Buy, buy. We shall see you to your home 1.1702 0.04180 94 79 14 1
2436 It's our new high rise 1.1702 0.04180 94 79 14 1
2437 They both gathered. 1.1702 0.04446 94 80 12 2
2438 Come on up!" "Come on down! 1.1702 0.04446 94 80 12 2
2439 Love your oasis condo! 1.1702 0.03897 94 78 16 0
2440 President Trump was right, there is a lot of sand to play with in Syria! 1.1702 0.04696 94 81 10 3
2441 Hi, we'll send our T-Rex to lift you up. 1.1702 0.04446 94 80 12 2
2442 ''Five fifty a month or the first high tide." 1.1702 0.04180 94 79 14 1
2443 We haven't installed the elevator yet. 1.1702 0.04446 94 80 12 2
2444 Oh look, honey. It's a vertical cave condo. 1.1702 0.04446 94 80 12 2
2445 Psst Ralph, those high rise apartments are just a passing fad. 1.1702 0.04446 94 80 12 2
2446 So after hunting for the perfect apartment and gathering some cash, here we are! 1.1702 0.04446 94 80 12 2
2447 We'll be down as soon as somebody invents stairs. 1.1702 0.04446 94 80 12 2
2448 Use the rock climber, our vine is out of order. 1.1702 0.04180 94 79 14 1
2449 Now I know why they pronounce it Neander-TAL... 1.1702 0.04180 94 79 14 1
2450 I can’t believe they paid eight wheels for their 20 sq. ft penthouse! What is this desert coming to?! 1.1702 0.04180 94 79 14 1
2451 Roll that humongous football from the entryway and come up! 1.1702 0.04696 94 81 10 3
2452 Thank you, the paleo dinner was great! 1.1702 0.04180 94 79 14 1
2453 We understand about your concern for bears. We just put a door on our place. 1.1684 0.03860 95 79 16 0
2454 To a dee-lux apartment, indeed! 1.1684 0.04402 95 81 12 2
2455 They've hit rock top. 1.1684 0.04402 95 81 12 2
2456 It's lovely until the tide comes in, but it's worth the view! 1.1684 0.03860 95 79 16 0
2457 Oh look, honey... it's Barf and Boola. 1.1684 0.03860 95 79 16 0
2458 I'll find someone to build some stairs. 1.1684 0.04140 95 80 14 1
2459 Your new treescraper rocks! 1.1684 0.04650 95 82 10 3
2460 Adam & Eve dressed as the Flintstones for their first Halloween party in the city. 1.1684 0.04140 95 80 14 1
2461 How did you elevate yourselves up there? 1.1684 0.04402 95 81 12 2
2462 After the wheel, now we’ll have to invent the lift! 1.1684 0.03860 95 79 16 0
2463 Rapunzel, Let down your golden ladder, the elevator is out of order. 1.1684 0.04140 95 80 14 1
2464 Boy, I hate rock climbing. 1.1684 0.04140 95 80 14 1
2465 "We'll come see you when they invent the elevator. 1.1684 0.04140 95 80 14 1
2466 I bagged a hunter-flatterer too. 1.1684 0.04402 95 81 12 2
2467 Since I knew you were coming, I baked you a cake. 1.1684 0.04140 95 80 14 1
2468 When are you going to move out of this mud-condo and get a three-bedroom cave in Jersey? 1.1684 0.04402 95 81 12 2
2469 We in high society can afford to be kind to people on the ground. 1.1684 0.04884 95 83 8 4
2470 How do you like the penthouse? 1.1684 0.04402 95 81 12 2
2471 There's no super, so we'll have to let ourselves in. 1.1684 0.04140 95 80 14 1
2472 How do we get up there without your long hair? 1.1684 0.04140 95 80 14 1
2473 I'll take the sand elevator. 1.1684 0.04140 95 80 14 1
2474 Lets go out for drinks, the elevator's broken 1.1684 0.04402 95 81 12 2
2475 This week on House Hunter/Gatherers: Crag finds a five-story walk-up with in-unit fire just outside of Sandhattan. 1.1684 0.04402 95 81 12 2
2476 How’s the honeymoon concrete? 1.1684 0.04140 95 80 14 1
2477 Sorry, the elevator is out again! 1.1684 0.04140 95 80 14 1
2478 Five stories with a one horse garage? 1.1684 0.04402 95 81 12 2
2479 Come see me new apartment! It fourth-story walk-up, but it worth it for view! 1.1684 0.04402 95 81 12 2
2480 Is Rapunsel home? 1.1684 0.04402 95 81 12 2
2481 Come in! We just discovered fire so we’re having a house warming party! 1.1684 0.04402 95 81 12 2
2482 We've decided on the tribal housing project,after all. 1.1684 0.04140 95 80 14 1
2483 We will be up in a Neanderthal nano second! 1.1684 0.04402 95 81 12 2
2484 Hubby’s heard great things about your Cro-Magnon Man cave! 1.1684 0.03860 95 79 16 0
2485 They call it ‘Tower of Babel.’ We’ll see how long that lasts.” 1.1667 0.04970 78 67 9 2
2486 Hi! We thought we’d just walk over because nothing is in the shop. 1.1667 0.04100 96 81 14 1
2487 Hi! The elevator door is in the back. 1.1667 0.04360 96 82 12 2
2488 Let down your skins and we'll celebrate with a bloody mammoth! 1.1667 0.04360 96 82 12 2
2489 But how do we GET to the penthouse? 1.1648 0.04756 91 79 9 3
2490 Jump! 1.1648 0.04212 91 77 13 1
2491 We haven't invented stairs yet, but the view's great! 1.1648 0.04756 91 79 9 3
2492 Forget Dijon, what is mustard? 1.1648 0.04492 91 78 11 2
2493 Sorry, the elevator has gone extinct... 1.1648 0.04756 91 79 9 3
2494 We've reserved the Penthouse suite for you. 1.1648 0.04212 91 77 13 1
2495 Ya, but you should see her head after he drags her up 4 flights . . . 1.1648 0.04756 91 79 9 3
2496 So you got the penthouse in the quatro hovel? 1.1648 0.03911 91 76 15 0
2497 Of course, it’s a four story walk up” 1.1648 0.04492 91 78 11 2
2498 Hi! Please don't ask me how we got here! 1.1648 0.04492 91 78 11 2
2499 What do you think of our makeover? I guess in prehistoric times, they kept something called missiles in these things. 1.1648 0.04492 91 78 11 2
2500 I hear they're renting-to-stone. 1.1648 0.04212 91 77 13 1
2501 They can make one twice as high, New York City this ain't. 1.1648 0.05006 91 80 7 4
2502 And perfect for when Climate Change makes the seas rise! 1.1646 0.04911 79 68 9 2
2503 The termites build it for us! come on up! 1.1646 0.04911 79 68 9 2
2504 It’s our first prototype of a spaceship to the moon! 1.1646 0.04911 79 68 9 2
2505 Hello there Susana,I also found my own Homo Sapiens on the beach. 1.1630 0.04169 92 78 13 1
2506 Is the first floor brownstone you put on the market?" 1.1630 0.04447 92 79 11 2
2507 I'm over my fear of heights in our skyscraper apartment. 1.1630 0.04955 92 81 7 4
2508 Do you really remember me? 1.1613 0.04660 93 81 9 3
2509 Great job. Your vertical cave design is clearly advanced Iron Age. 1.1591 0.04241 88 75 12 1
2510 I hope it's rent-controlled. 1.1591 0.03921 88 74 14 0
2511 We were just in the neighborhood and thought we'd check out your new digs. 1.1591 0.04241 88 75 12 1
2512 Hey, can you see Russia from your Trump Tower window? 1.1591 0.04818 88 77 8 3
2513 We too are married at first sight! 1.1591 0.04241 88 75 12 1
2514 You'll have to take the stairs until the elevator gets invented. 1.1591 0.04241 88 75 12 1
2515 They flaunt it, but I'll wait 5 million years until the elevator is invented. 1.1591 0.04539 88 76 10 2
2516 You know they start with a cave on a hill and just cut away the sides. 1.1591 0.04241 88 75 12 1
2517 I hope they've invented the elevator. 1.1591 0.04241 88 75 12 1
2518 This will make a great trigonometry question in the future. 1.1591 0.04539 88 76 10 2
2519 Ursula, Ursula, throw down your giant mammoth trunk! Or use your opposible thumbs! 1.1591 0.04539 88 76 10 2
2520 Stay there. Elevator's not invented yet. We'll come down. 1.1591 0.04818 88 77 8 3
2521 I know we've been calling it Neolithic, but I think this is just gentrification. 1.1591 0.03921 88 74 14 0
2522 LOOK GEORGE, A TOP FLOOR APARTMENT. THAT'S WHAT SELLING MORE WHEELS WILL DO FOR YOU 1.1591 0.04539 88 76 10 2
2523 It’s a fourth floor climb-up, but the view is worth it! 1.1591 0.03921 88 74 14 0
2524 ...half of it is underground, they had a sandstorm...keep quiet...these things will never take off... 1.1579 0.04608 76 65 10 1
2525 Yes, we're very happy, and the termites, well, they had it coming to them. 1.1579 0.04608 76 65 10 1
2526 And you still need flood insurance? 1.1579 0.04975 76 66 8 2
2527 You people are so modern. 1.1579 0.04608 76 65 10 1
2528 Hm, no elevator and they still insisted on top floor? 1.1579 0.04608 76 65 10 1
2529 We won't come up. Your elevator isn't working! 1.1579 0.04975 76 66 8 2
2530 I'll be impressed when she invents an elevator. 1.1579 0.04975 76 66 8 2
2531 Come on down! The valet is bringing the wheel around now. 1.1579 0.04975 76 66 8 2
2532 Next, he’s inventing the elevator. 1.1579 0.04608 76 65 10 1
2533 We have a strict doors-uninvented policy. 1.1579 0.04608 76 65 10 1
2534 You couldn't have invented an elevator? 1.1573 0.04197 89 76 12 1
2535 So they finally made it to the top. 1.1573 0.03881 89 75 14 0
2536 The rooms are a little tight, but the quarry views are amazing! 1.1573 0.03881 89 75 14 0
2537 Say Hi to the Jeffersons. 1.1573 0.04197 89 76 12 1
2538 I miss the old primordial neighborhood. 1.1573 0.04197 89 76 12 1
2539 It’s too bad brownstones are out of our price range. 1.1573 0.04491 89 77 10 2
2540 Not long, really. From the babbling stage to the Babeling stage. Coherence is a short interlude. 1.1558 0.04914 77 67 8 2
2541 You have a fear of WHAT? Listen, Ogg, don't start up again with that 'falling danger cliff"or 'scary sky place' stuff. 1.1556 0.04444 90 78 10 2
2542 Is life better when your looking up or down on people? 1.1556 0.04444 90 78 10 2
2543 They wanted something Brontosaurus-friendly but what sealed the deal was parking for a dino pooper-scooper. 1.1529 0.04269 85 73 11 1
2544 This is what they meant by living in the high rent district. 1.1529 0.04269 85 73 11 1
2545 Boy, looks like the Orgs are really moving up in the clan. 1.1529 0.04585 85 74 9 2
2546 No matter how low we fill we can go high. 1.1529 0.04269 85 73 11 1
2547 Heil! 1.1529 0.04881 85 75 7 3
2548 Does your elevator have a code? 1.1529 0.03927 85 72 13 0
2549 Our brontosaurus elevator is out of service. You'll have to take the stairs. Sorry about that! 1.1529 0.04269 85 73 11 1
2550 Love what you've done with your cave! 1.1529 0.04881 85 75 7 3
2551 Don't get too close, Dick likes to drop spit bombs. 1.1529 0.04269 85 73 11 1
2552 I never understood the point of a fifth floor walkup. 1.1529 0.03927 85 72 13 0
2553 Year 2050, back to the condo caves 1.1529 0.03927 85 72 13 0
2554 Oh dear God they're on the fourth floor. I wish someone would invent the elevator. 1.1529 0.04881 85 75 7 3
2555 Hi, sorry our Tri"stair"atop just went extinct! 1.1529 0.04881 85 75 7 3
2556 They moved into a Condom so they won't have anymore children. 1.1529 0.03927 85 72 13 0
2557 Thank goodness we haven't invented stairs yet. 1.1529 0.03927 85 72 13 0
2558 Take the elevator, the stairs are being painted. 1.1529 0.04881 85 75 7 3
2559 Looks like you are moving on up to the East Rock Side. 1.1529 0.04269 85 73 11 1
2560 Tit for Tat? 1.1529 0.03927 85 72 13 0
2561 We'll visit right after Sid invents the elevator. 1.1529 0.04881 85 75 7 3
2562 I'll ask Ladder to invent something to get you down." 1.1529 0.04269 85 73 11 1
2563 House-sitting for Oprah? 1.1529 0.04881 85 75 7 3
2564 She is told me that the elevator was broken but four flights of stairs?? 1.1529 0.03927 85 72 13 0
2565 We invited them over for dinner and they can’t even put on clean leopard skins?!? 1.1529 0.04585 85 74 9 2
2566 Did you invite Jim and Sandy? There such Neanderthals that's all. 1.1529 0.04585 85 74 9 2
2567 Betty.. Barney... it's Me! Wilma Trump! 1.1529 0.04269 85 73 11 1
2568 Sarah and Brad are doing well for themselves 1.1529 0.03927 85 72 13 0
2569 Oh, look...it's the inventors of fire escapes. 1.1529 0.05160 85 76 5 4
2570 What a great pre-Oligocene war apartment! 1.1529 0.03927 85 72 13 0
2571 Hey Susan, be a dear and grab the charcuterie board in the kitchen on your way up. 1.1529 0.03927 85 72 13 0
2572 Hi! We're up here. 1.1529 0.04585 85 74 9 2
2573 Mammoth is on the luau menu. 1.1529 0.03927 85 72 13 0
2574 What the heck !', quit throwing rocks. 1.1529 0.04269 85 73 11 1
2575 I told you, you couldn’t miss, us—we stand out like a sore thumb 1.1529 0.04269 85 73 11 1
2576 C'mon up. You'll have to get up here as best as you can. The lift left. HA! 1.1529 0.04585 85 74 9 2
2577 So that's what a penthouse apartment is. 1.1529 0.04269 85 73 11 1
2578 You'll have to walk up, the elevator has not yet been invented. 1.1529 0.04269 85 73 11 1
2579 I see the elevator is working. When will the house be completed? 1.1529 0.04269 85 73 11 1
2580 Come on in, it’s a walk up! 1.1529 0.04269 85 73 11 1
2581 Hey, it is not leaning, but, then again, this is not even Pisa. 1.1529 0.04269 85 73 11 1
2582 wow...that DIYS termite mound remodel kit really worked! 1.1529 0.04269 85 73 11 1
2583 It's a rockin party up here! 1.1529 0.04269 85 73 11 1
2584 And don't forget the two egg rolls with extra mustard sauce! 1.1529 0.03927 85 72 13 0
2585 We just got 5G! 1.1529 0.04269 85 73 11 1
2586 Hi, just in time for live squirrel 1.1529 0.04585 85 74 9 2
2587 They had to show off their brand new penthouse! Oh, and I heard they have a fancy TV imported from Japan. 1.1529 0.04269 85 73 11 1
2588 I can hit you with a rock from up here. 1.1529 0.04269 85 73 11 1
2589 C'mon up but take the stairs, the elevator is broken. 1.1529 0.05160 85 76 5 4
2590 You’re not late I just put the brontosaurus roast on the fire 1.1529 0.04269 85 73 11 1
2591 See you in a few, we just have to invent a ladder 1.1529 0.03927 85 72 13 0
2592 Welcome to Stonegate. Can you throw us a rope? 1.1529 0.04269 85 73 11 1
2593 What can I say... We just keep growing 1.1529 0.04269 85 73 11 1
2594 The Slate's termite mound has that prehistoric feel but with modern Stone Age flair. 1.1529 0.04269 85 73 11 1
2595 We forgot the stairs. In fact, we forgot what they look like. 1.1529 0.04269 85 73 11 1
2596 After Trump's presidency, this is the new Trump Tower. It's all he's left us. 1.1529 0.04269 85 73 11 1
2597 So jealous of those two. You won't find a more vintage walk-up. 1.1529 0.04585 85 74 9 2
2598 Look, it's the Otis's; they love their walk-up, but Elisha says he's got an idea how to get up and down faster. 1.1529 0.03927 85 72 13 0
2599 Wow, the bought the pent-cave 1.1529 0.03927 85 72 13 0
2600 Oh, they’re high! 1.1529 0.04585 85 74 9 2
2601 Wow. We haven’t see you two in a Pleistocene age! 1.1529 0.04269 85 73 11 1
2602 Yes, Thelma. The maintenance is high. But the view is awesome. 1.1529 0.04585 85 74 9 2
2603 I knew they are our friends, but I really hope they don't move into the building. 1.1529 0.04585 85 74 9 2
2604 Congrats on getting the penthouse! 1.1529 0.03927 85 72 13 0
2605 Hi Judy, can’t wait to see the new digs. Wait til you see the new “fake” Ukrainian hieroglyphs we brought about that orange T-Rex. 1.1529 0.04269 85 73 11 1
2606 They call it a fifth-floor crawl-up. 1.1529 0.04269 85 73 11 1
2607 Ugh, a fifth boulder walk up. 1.1529 0.04269 85 73 11 1
2608 How's the climate up there? 1.1529 0.04269 85 73 11 1
2609 It's OK. They assured us the cladding is non-flammable. 1.1529 0.04269 85 73 11 1
2610 This is where all those impeached go! I am sure you can spruce it up! 1.1529 0.04269 85 73 11 1
2611 Are you ready for the ABBA reunion? Let's do it!!! 1.1529 0.04269 85 73 11 1
2612 New renovations I see! The dinosaur accident turned out to be a blessing in disguise! 1.1529 0.03927 85 72 13 0
2613 I bet they wish they were still living under a rock 1.1529 0.04269 85 73 11 1
2614 Yes, lovely, but ours is bronze. 1.1529 0.04881 85 75 7 3
2615 Hello, we’ll get to you by Christmas! 1.1529 0.04585 85 74 9 2
2616 Mom you were right... I just had to look under a big rock to find a husband. 1.1529 0.03927 85 72 13 0
2617 And if she asks you why you can tell her that I told you that I'm tired of Castles in the Air. 1.1529 0.04585 85 74 9 2
2618 There’s a basic fire and an industrial fire for catering. 1.1529 0.04585 85 74 9 2
2619 Throw me a bone 1.1529 0.04269 85 73 11 1
2620 How do you get to the top of your cave, anyway? 1.1529 0.04585 85 74 9 2
2621 Sorry, Rapunzel moved to a brownstone in in Brooklyn 1.1529 0.04881 85 75 7 3
2622 Now that’s Neolithic living. 1.1529 0.04585 85 74 9 2
2623 We've moved up to the pent-cave!! 1.1529 0.04269 85 73 11 1
2624 You had to move to the big city. Top floor. Highrise. 1.1529 0.04269 85 73 11 1
2625 A four-story Paleolithic walk-up with a view of the Olduvai Gorge? Love it! 1.1529 0.04269 85 73 11 1
2626 It's called the Trump Tower. 1.1529 0.04269 85 73 11 1
2627 Here, Jane, try my loofah. Catch! 1.1529 0.04269 85 73 11 1
2628 Once a lifetime... 1.1529 0.04269 85 73 11 1
2629 How's community crime stoppers working out? 1.1529 0.03927 85 72 13 0
2630 Nice work! Your Tower of Pizza looks perfectly straight, at this point. 1.1529 0.04585 85 74 9 2
2631 Call a pterodactyl. We haven't invented stairs yet. 1.1529 0.04269 85 73 11 1
2632 Our broker said the mortgage is rock-solid. 1.1529 0.04269 85 73 11 1
2633 We should have gone into that dry cleaning business with them when we had the chance. 1.1529 0.04269 85 73 11 1
2634 Hello, life I want!" "Hiya, life I'm leading! 1.1529 0.04269 85 73 11 1
2635 Let's have a party Rapunzel Time to let down your hair 1.1529 0.04585 85 74 9 2
2636 It’s a prehistoric time share. 1.1529 0.04585 85 74 9 2
2637 eae? de boas? bora truvar? 1.1529 0.04585 85 74 9 2
2638 We’re going to call it Trumpet Tower 1.1529 0.04585 85 74 9 2
2639 There's street parking just north of the swamp! 1.1529 0.04585 85 74 9 2
2640 Now, that’s what I call a sand castle! 1.1529 0.04269 85 73 11 1
2641 We closed on the penthouse! Come up and see the view! 1.1529 0.03927 85 72 13 0
2642 - Early woman invents scavenging for valuables - 1.1529 0.04269 85 73 11 1
2643 You see Fred? I told you Barney was doing great when he moved to hedge funds. 1.1529 0.04585 85 74 9 2
2644 How do you like your new supertall? Are you here just for the weekend? 1.1529 0.04269 85 73 11 1
2645 Stop your babbling and come on up! We'll get to heaven in no time." "¿Qué? 1.1529 0.03927 85 72 13 0
2646 Welcome to our sand condo! 1.1529 0.04881 85 75 7 3
2647 Oh look, it's Trump Flintstone's tower, and they forgot to build stairs. Should we help them down? No, it's their problem if they built it too HUGE! 1.1529 0.04585 85 74 9 2
2648 The whole damn place was made with nothing but sand and Elmers glue.” 1.1529 0.04269 85 73 11 1
2649 I'm going to wait a few thousand years so I can legally buy an assault rifle and shoot Robert in his stupid fucking 4th floor, caveman head; I hate that piece of shit that scoundrel; I bet he's saying "look honey, from here they're like ants" 1.1529 0.04881 85 75 7 3
2650 'Ugh it's the Smiths again, they do think so highly of themselves' 1.1529 0.04269 85 73 11 1
2651 Fun couple? They look just like us and, even though we've risen to the top, we're definitely not what I would call "fun! 1.1529 0.04269 85 73 11 1
2652 Let's meet half way up for preprandials. 1.1529 0.04585 85 74 9 2
2653 Wow, the Jefferson's are moving on up! 1.1529 0.04585 85 74 9 2
2654 As if they can afford the penthouse. 1.1529 0.04269 85 73 11 1
2655 ”You remember Estelle. She’s in my message-in-a-bottle club. 1.1529 0.04269 85 73 11 1
2656 Come on up. We just found a stash of cookies. 1.1529 0.04269 85 73 11 1
2657 We missed you so much since moved to the City! 1.1529 0.04585 85 74 9 2
2658 I'll buzz you up! 1.1529 0.03927 85 72 13 0
2659 Sheila! I found another one! 1.1529 0.04881 85 75 7 3
2660 So, they're built a fifth floor on their sand castle. But what's a castle without a moat? 1.1529 0.04881 85 75 7 3
2661 These pre-fire buildings have great bones. 1.1529 0.04585 85 74 9 2
2662 Too-da-loo! We'll be down when Harry invents stairs! 1.1529 0.04269 85 73 11 1
2663 Our caveman Larry will buzz you up. 1.1529 0.03927 85 72 13 0
2664 Their mood sure has improved since the elevator was fixed. 1.1529 0.04585 85 74 9 2
2665 the brontosaurus elevator should be back any minute 1.1529 0.03927 85 72 13 0
2666 Walkup sure, but you can’t beat the price for this neighborhood 1.1529 0.04269 85 73 11 1
2667 So should we call them towermen now? 1.1529 0.04269 85 73 11 1
2668 They have a great view. They can see all the way to the Jurassic Period. 1.1529 0.04269 85 73 11 1
2669 As soon as stairs are invented, we will be right up! 1.1529 0.04269 85 73 11 1
2670 It certainly is towering! 1.1529 0.03927 85 72 13 0
2671 you didn't tell me they lived all the way up there? 1.1529 0.04269 85 73 11 1
2672 Dinner tonight? Your place or ours? 1.1529 0.03927 85 72 13 0
2673 I wonder how they like city living. 1.1529 0.04269 85 73 11 1
2674 We call it a pentrock 1.1529 0.03927 85 72 13 0
2675 The wheel's got nothing on those stones you've stacked in there. 1.1529 0.04881 85 75 7 3
2676 No elevator? 1.1529 0.04585 85 74 9 2
2677 Carol, have you invented the buzzer yet? You know what, never mind, just toss the key down! 1.1529 0.03927 85 72 13 0
2678 What are you doing up there? This is Rapunzel's story not ours. 1.1529 0.04269 85 73 11 1
2679 Wow! You guys! Penthouse! Congrats 1.1512 0.04827 86 76 7 3
2680 ‘Yea, I shaved too!’ 1.1512 0.04535 86 75 9 2
2681 It'll be prime real estate in a dozen millennia or so. 1.1512 0.03885 86 73 13 0
2682 Mark's new man cave? We need an explanation, Mark. 1.1512 0.04223 86 74 11 1
2683 Hey! Romeo and Juliette. You two two look suspiciously happy. I hope the only thing you’ doing up there is dinosaur watching? 1.1512 0.03885 86 73 13 0
2684 We'll visit once they invent the elevator. 1.1512 0.04535 86 75 9 2
2685 Don't forget, Wheel or No Wheel at our place this week! 1.1512 0.03885 86 73 13 0
2686 You can leave your keys in the bowl on the first floor. 1.1512 0.04535 86 75 9 2
2687 You can feed your fur baby better from your new apartment! 1.1512 0.04827 86 76 7 3
2688 I heard Ned Rockwell made a killing when he took fire public. 1.1512 0.04535 86 75 9 2
2689 Welcome to the Big Lemon! 1.1512 0.04827 86 76 7 3
2690 Where'd you park? 1.1512 0.04535 86 75 9 2
2691 It has fantastic sight lines - for T-Rexes looking for food, that is. 1.1512 0.04535 86 75 9 2
2692 come on up. we're giving free haircuts. 1.1512 0.03885 86 73 13 0
2693 You'll have to take the stairs! 1.1512 0.04223 86 74 11 1
2694 Damn! I bet you could hock a MAJOR loogie from up there! 1.1512 0.04535 86 75 9 2
2695 WHEN DID YOU MOVE UPTOWN? 1.1512 0.03885 86 73 13 0
2696 The Mesopotamia view is worth it 1.1512 0.04223 86 74 11 1
2697 We're movin' on up .... to the East Side..... 1.1512 0.04535 86 75 9 2
2698 You'll have to climb up. The elevator hasn't been invented yet... 1.1512 0.03885 86 73 13 0
2699 Did they invent elevators yet? 1.1512 0.04223 86 74 11 1
2700 You'll have to come up by catapult. The elevator's not been invented yet. 1.1512 0.04223 86 74 11 1
2701 You're really tall in that castle made of sand. It should be called Castle Sand. No, the Sandcastle! 1.1512 0.04223 86 74 11 1
2702 I can’t believe they bartered that much for a fourth floor walk-up. 1.1512 0.04223 86 74 11 1
2703 You really do have the best sandcastle on the block! 1.1512 0.04223 86 74 11 1
2704 Mummy,Daddy. It's OK. No more bad hair days. 1.1512 0.04827 86 76 7 3
2705 And that was the moment Steve realized his pet rock business would never afford them a penthouse apartment 1.1512 0.04535 86 75 9 2
2706 It his high time you got here. 1.1512 0.04223 86 74 11 1
2707 Darling can you imagine us on that window! Yeah! Look at us down there.. we look so small from here! 1.1512 0.04535 86 75 9 2
2708 Here is your Homo Sapiens. You don't need to return the Neanderthal. 1.1512 0.04827 86 76 7 3
2709 Not Flintstone, We're The Jetsons Now! 1.1512 0.04535 86 75 9 2
2710 I can see your butt! 1.1512 0.04827 86 76 7 3
2711 Darwin Inn: Walk-in Interview for Barbers is on. 1.1512 0.04535 86 75 9 2
2712 I think that's Peter in the window. 1.1512 0.04535 86 75 9 2
2713 Come on up! You will have to take the stairs, though. The brontosaurus is out of order... 1.1512 0.04535 86 75 9 2
2714 You're a great boyfriend, Gerald, but my sister always outdoes me." 1.1512 0.03885 86 73 13 0
2715 Just because they went to Ivy League schools. 1.1512 0.04223 86 74 11 1
2716 No, the jury didn't buy the greasy shampoo story -- Rapunzel got twenty years! 1.1512 0.04535 86 75 9 2
2717 humans only changed their clothes and made their buildings taller, but in terms of thoughts and predators, did not differ from the cavemen 1.1512 0.04223 86 74 11 1
2718 We could see you for miles off. At the elevator hit number 4. 1.1512 0.04535 86 75 9 2
2719 Very nice, but what rooftops are they they going to escape over? 1.1512 0.04535 86 75 9 2
2720 What's a walk-up? 1.1512 0.03885 86 73 13 0
2721 Darn it. I can’t believe it’s a fourth floor walk up... 1.1512 0.04535 86 75 9 2
2722 You didn't tell us you live in the penthouse! 1.1512 0.03885 86 73 13 0
2723 Look, Warren, they got the pentcave. 1.1512 0.04535 86 75 9 2
2724 Okay... but the top 20% of what exactly? 1.1512 0.04535 86 75 9 2
2725 Howdy there, we're 'living the age'! 1.1512 0.04535 86 75 9 2
2726 Hi!...it's Walt and Molly Babel. 1.1512 0.04535 86 75 9 2
2727 Bad design is homophobic 1.1512 0.03885 86 73 13 0
2728 He's done well with that insurance gig! 1.1494 0.04775 87 77 7 3
2729 I think we just started the world's newest profession 1.1494 0.03844 87 74 13 0
2730 Greetings from the tenth floor of Trock Tower! 1.1494 0.04486 87 76 9 2
2731 Do we have to go in the tower? All they do is babble. 1.1494 0.04486 87 76 9 2
2732 Does you cave have a private bathroom? 1.1494 0.04178 87 75 11 1
2733 Here, start the pizza, it’ll take us awhile to rappel up! 1.1494 0.04178 87 75 11 1
2734 Sure it's nice, but would it kill them to invent stairs too?" 1.1494 0.04178 87 75 11 1
2735 The provenance of "to compensate" - circa 10,000 B.C.E. 1.1486 0.04587 74 64 9 1
2736 They've been real uppity since they got that new cave drawing. 1.1481 0.04343 81 70 10 1
2737 Alas, the cave-to-condo craze falters when stairs aren't included in 4th floor climb-ups. 1.1481 0.04343 81 70 10 1
2738 Look Tim....that's our future! 1.1481 0.04685 81 71 8 2
2739 I'll throw down the keys if you will give me the word of the day. 1.1477 0.04133 88 76 11 1
2740 Let's see,we have fire,the wheel... now maybe someone can work on inventing the elevator? 1.1477 0.04133 88 76 11 1
2741 I heard they invented something called 'hocking a loogie'. 1.1463 0.04945 82 73 6 3
2742 We’ll come back after the elevator gets invented. 1.1463 0.04631 82 72 8 2
2743 Don’t cry because it’s over, smile because it happened. 1.1463 0.04293 82 71 10 1
2744 I found this one waiting for Godot! 1.1463 0.04631 82 72 8 2
2745 Top of the Rock? You bet I'm envious. 1.1463 0.04293 82 71 10 1
2746 Take the stairs the elevator is out. 1.1463 0.04293 82 71 10 1
2747 What's does "FOUR STORY WALK-UP" mean? 1.1463 0.03927 82 70 12 0
2748 Oh hey, Bonnie! I see the fire business is treating you both well! 1.1463 0.04631 82 72 8 2
2749 We'd have you come up, but we haven't invented stairs yet. 1.1463 0.03927 82 70 12 0
2750 Wow....the penthouse suite! 1.1463 0.03927 82 70 12 0
2751 You guys did sure did well out of the wheel! 1.1463 0.04293 82 71 10 1
2752 See you next week at the Desert Inn dinner. 1.1463 0.04631 82 72 8 2
2753 The Big Boy from above built this?" 1.1463 0.04631 82 72 8 2
2754 We can see Mitch McConnel from here! 1.1463 0.04293 82 71 10 1
2755 You invented 'stairs?' 1.1463 0.03927 82 70 12 0
2756 We'll meet you at the fire exit. 1.1463 0.04293 82 71 10 1
2757 we have to go, mom: we cannot stand father hiding you and inventing weird stories about how we were born... but don't worry: to keep up appearances we'll tell everyone a snake convinced us. We love you both! 1.1463 0.04293 82 71 10 1
2758 I wonder how They can afford the PentCave 1.1463 0.04293 82 71 10 1
2759 Great views, yes, but we prefer to have our own yard—and I hear the Tower’s common charges are sky-high. 1.1463 0.04631 82 72 8 2
2760 They have a great view but we also like the other floors1 1.1446 0.04245 83 72 10 1
2761 They work for someone called "Trump". 1.1446 0.04578 83 73 8 2
2762 Hi Kate. Is the elevator fixed? 1.1446 0.03884 83 71 12 0
2763 So glad we could finally come visit you at your downtown condo! 1.1446 0.04245 83 72 10 1
2764 Bridge or poker? 1.1446 0.03884 83 71 12 0
2765 I actually hate to recognize the Jones’ assent to success - can we keep up? 1.1446 0.04245 83 72 10 1
2766 Come on up!.. we're in the Penthouse.. I'll buzz you in. 1.1446 0.04578 83 73 8 2
2767 Typical Lonely Planet tourists? 1.1446 0.04245 83 72 10 1
2768 We're happy to be visiting you, please throw down your backdoor key. 1.1446 0.04245 83 72 10 1
2769 Is this an Airbnb? 1.1446 0.04245 83 72 10 1
2770 We'll visit you after the discovery of elevators." 1.1446 0.04578 83 73 8 2
2771 get down there or else we will make it rain. 1.1429 0.04527 84 74 8 2
2772 See you at the Tide Pool. 1.1429 0.03841 84 72 12 0
2773 Look, Harold! Gneiss with a view! 1.1429 0.04527 84 74 8 2
2774 Fred says that arm is longer than yours. 1.1429 0.04527 84 74 8 2
2775 Me like your building! 1.1412 0.04476 85 75 8 2
2776 Did you finish your escalator? 1.1375 0.04263 80 70 9 1
2777 No worries, they're Neanderthals. They'll be extinct before they get to the top of the stairs. 1.1358 0.04214 81 71 9 1
2778 Fourth-floor rock up. 1.1358 0.04892 81 73 5 3
2779 Can't you just see us living in this sandcastle! 1.1358 0.04892 81 73 5 3
2780 It's the high life Amanda, who needs rent control? 1.1299 0.03856 77 67 10 0
2781 Hey, it's the Jeffersons! 1.1299 0.04659 77 69 6 2
2782 We booked the Honeymoon Suite but the Carbon Dating Suite is still vacant! 1.1299 0.03856 77 67 10 0
2783 Ugh, we could never live in a five story walkup. 1.1299 0.04276 77 68 8 1
2784 How on earth did our cavemen neighbors build this tower?!" [note: I know it's ambiguous who is saying this, but please give me a chance. I need the prize money to pay off this guy Chris who I owe money. He says he will break my KNEES with a BAT] 1.1299 0.04659 77 69 6 2
2785 She's much more sociable since she cut her hair. 1.1299 0.04659 77 69 6 2
2786 She has always had a thing for big digs! 1.1299 0.04276 77 68 8 1
2787 I'll have my dinosaur pick you up, ok? 1.1299 0.04276 77 68 8 1
2788 N’Guk expresses his dismay at the gentrification of his neighborhood causing “sky-rocking” rent. 1.1299 0.03856 77 67 10 0
2789 Eventually, they're going to wish they invented the elevator instead of ladders. 1.1299 0.03856 77 67 10 0
2790 You should have a great view of the meteor tonight! 1.1299 0.03856 77 67 10 0
2791 Is it pre-war? 1.1299 0.03856 77 67 10 0
2792 Daphne, my god, you landed the walk-up! 1.1299 0.03856 77 67 10 0
2793 Come join us...up here the motel is brachiosaurus-friendly! 1.1299 0.04276 77 68 8 1
2794 Ugh, I hope this is not a walk up. . . . 1.1299 0.03856 77 67 10 0
2795 Take the stairs! - the lift had just begun his winter sleep 1.1299 0.03856 77 67 10 0
2796 She says the northeast light is fantastic for his parietal art. 1.1299 0.04659 77 69 6 2
2797 Make sure you guys watch out for those pterodactyls, they're a real issue! 1.1299 0.04276 77 68 8 1
2798 Really, a walk-up? 1.1299 0.04276 77 68 8 1
2799 I like your high tide penthouse. 1.1299 0.04659 77 69 6 2
2800 Everything looks smaller from five stories up." 1.1299 0.04276 77 68 8 1
2801 Come on up - the view is terrific from up here. 1.1299 0.04276 77 68 8 1
2802 Hi! Climb on up! 1.1299 0.05012 77 70 4 3
2803 . . . "Have your escalator installed yet?" 1.1299 0.03856 77 67 10 0
2804 It a lovely little four story climb up . 1.1299 0.04276 77 68 8 1
2805 Stan and Janet recognized Fred and Meg from their pictures on Facebook. 1.1299 0.04276 77 68 8 1
2806 It's their Cro-Magnon opus. 1.1299 0.04659 77 69 6 2
2807 Sorry, we don’t have an intercom. 1.1299 0.04276 77 68 8 1
2808 [Smile -- but if they lower a rope,tell them we're late for Barney & Betty's Saber Tooth Tiger yoga.] 1.1299 0.03856 77 67 10 0
2809 When she said they were the tops in their field, I didn’t think she meant this 1.1299 0.04276 77 68 8 1
2810 Didn’t think the other swingers would live in the penthouse 1.1299 0.04276 77 68 8 1
2811 If we make waves, then we can list it as an oceanfront property. 1.1299 0.03856 77 67 10 0
2812 Just take the boulders to the left and knock when you see the dino skull! 1.1299 0.03856 77 67 10 0
2813 You got a pulley and a rope? Don Dechman, Austin, T 1.1299 0.04276 77 68 8 1
2814 We’ve almost invented a ladder! 1.1299 0.04276 77 68 8 1
2815 So any plumbing problems yet? 1.1299 0.05012 77 70 4 3
2816 We'll come visit as soon as the brontosaurus gets back!" 1.1299 0.03856 77 67 10 0
2817 Hey, Jimmy Kimmel's in Brooklyn! He'll be funnier when he gets back to Hollywood. 1.1299 0.04276 77 68 8 1
2818 Take the stairs. The elevator is broken. 1.1299 0.03856 77 67 10 0
2819 Your wooly giraffe paintings are fabulous! 1.1299 0.04659 77 69 6 2
2820 You were right Sally....selling the real estate office in Upper Manhattan was the best decision I ever made!".. 1.1299 0.04276 77 68 8 1
2821 Otis Says to take the elevator to our penned-house! 1.1299 0.04276 77 68 8 1
2822 It’s so hard to find a nice cave these days. 1.1299 0.04276 77 68 8 1
2823 I know it's a climb-up, but the view is fantastic! 1.1299 0.04276 77 68 8 1
2824 It's all that Bronze money,www.newyorker.com/cartoons/contest#thisweek%22%2C%22x%22:399%2C%22y%22:1237%2C%22xpath%2 1.1299 0.04659 77 69 6 2
2825 How could they afford a penthouse? 1.1299 0.04659 77 69 6 2
2826 AH, they're so lucky! They managed to snag a place in the last mud brick skyscraper in Yemen. And on the top floor, no less! 1.1299 0.04659 77 69 6 2
2827 Oh, look. It's the Joneses. Now, we can look down on them! 1.1299 0.03856 77 67 10 0
2828 I love what you’ve done to the man cave! 1.1299 0.04659 77 69 6 2
2829 We'll join you as soon as the next Brontosaurus arrives! 1.1299 0.03856 77 67 10 0
2830 Just in time to watch a school of dinosaurs mating from here. 1.1299 0.03856 77 67 10 0
2831 It's a pre-the concept of war! 1.1299 0.03856 77 67 10 0
2832 The Joneses — we just moved in to the 3rd floor.” 1.1299 0.03856 77 67 10 0
2833 Hi, I can't believe it, I can see my old house. 1.1299 0.04659 77 69 6 2
2834 Wow. A fourth floor walk-up. It doesn’t get any better than that. 1.1299 0.03856 77 67 10 0
2835 Things are looking up. The last tenants were Troglodytes." 1.1299 0.04276 77 68 8 1
2836 If the dogs don't pee on the corner, they're fine. 1.1299 0.04276 77 68 8 1
2837 Hi, climb on up! Sorry, but we're on a very long & slow waiting list for an elevator. 1.1299 0.05012 77 70 4 3
2838 Please throw your hair Rapunzel! 1.1299 0.04276 77 68 8 1
2839 Its a nice place. I can't wait until they invent sub-letting. 1.1299 0.04276 77 68 8 1
2840 We’re only waving because you saw us. 1.1299 0.05012 77 70 4 3
2841 It's not incest if you do it with the other person's twin! 1.1299 0.04659 77 69 6 2
2842 These redwood trunk apartments are such an improvement over the old one-story rock caves. 1.1299 0.04276 77 68 8 1
2843 They're faking it. No one invented stairs yet. 1.1299 0.04276 77 68 8 1
2844 Melania, I love what you’ve done with the place! 1.1299 0.04276 77 68 8 1
2845 You can meet the nicest people in the strangest places. 1.1299 0.04276 77 68 8 1
2846 Mother and her three cats are coming to live with you. 1.1299 0.04276 77 68 8 1
2847 Where is your lift giraffe? 1.1299 0.04276 77 68 8 1
2848 Hey, girl, catapult up here and we'll break the rock ceiling! 1.1299 0.04276 77 68 8 1
2849 Sorry ! It should be fixed in a couple of days. 1.1299 0.04276 77 68 8 1
2850 Thanks again for bringing us the rope,guys. Now we can get a haircut,too. 1.1299 0.04659 77 69 6 2
2851 Look honey, it’s the Joneses...up in the penthouse suite. 1.1299 0.04659 77 69 6 2
2852 Glass half full up there? 1.1299 0.03856 77 67 10 0
2853 Wow, the scorched earth reno certainly makes the place stand out. 1.1299 0.03856 77 67 10 0
2854 This urban caveman trend is getting ricidulous! 1.1299 0.04276 77 68 8 1
2855 It's our paradise penthouse! 1.1299 0.04276 77 68 8 1
2856 Hey, it looks like you got the elevator working again! 1.1299 0.04276 77 68 8 1
2857 I hear the penthouse was done in the pre-history style. 1.1282 0.03810 78 68 10 0
2858 Hey Girl! You're really rocking it up there. 1.1282 0.03810 78 68 10 0
2859 Ladies and gentlemen, I introduce the world's first hotel. 1.1282 0.03810 78 68 10 0
2860 Hi Rockpunzel. 1.1282 0.04224 78 69 8 1
2861 Welcome to ‘Impeachment Inquiry Escape Month’ at the Ivory Tower. 1.1282 0.04224 78 69 8 1
2862 I can't go back to the cave now ! 1.1282 0.03810 78 68 10 0
2863 Oh my God, Honey! It's our doubles! 1.1282 0.04224 78 69 8 1
2864 Hi, welcome to the West Side 1.1282 0.03810 78 68 10 0
2865 This 'domino' you invented looks _great_. 1.1282 0.03810 78 68 10 0
2866 It's the Jones's dear. Did you lock the inside door when you came in? 1.1282 0.03810 78 68 10 0
2867 Honey, I don't want to go up there. I can't even count the number of floors and I don't think there is an elevator. 1.1282 0.04950 78 71 4 3
2868 Come on up! You’ll have to take the stairs, but the super says the elevator will be fixed by the end of the month. 1.1282 0.04224 78 69 8 1
2869 Is the elevator front or back? 1.1282 0.04224 78 69 8 1
2870 You didn't tell me you knew Melania. 1.1282 0.04602 78 70 6 2
2871 We invented something we call stairs. 1.1282 0.04602 78 70 6 2
2872 The elevator won’t be available for about 10,000 years. 1.1282 0.03810 78 68 10 0
2873 Rapunzel, love your new haircut. When can we come up and see it? 1.1282 0.04224 78 69 8 1
2874 Well, since you asked, number one, is up to code? 1.1282 0.04602 78 70 6 2
2875 Yes, a bit pricey for 500 shells, but we love the unobstructed view. 1.1282 0.03810 78 68 10 0
2876 Yeah, but "real" New Yorkers could never afford to live there. 1.1282 0.04224 78 69 8 1
2877 Really, all of our plastic refuse finds re-use when microscopic people populate it. 1.1266 0.03765 79 69 10 0
2878 You said penthouse, not four story climb-up. 1.1266 0.03765 79 69 10 0
2879 We’ll be up in about 2500 years, as soon as somebody invents the elevator.” 1.1266 0.04174 79 70 8 1
2880 Good to finally see you on the East Side! 1.1266 0.04546 79 71 6 2
2881 Congrats, you rock the penthouse! 1.1216 0.04695 74 67 5 2
2882 The ad said, “4 story walk up, Wooly Mammoth friendly “. 1.1216 0.03825 74 65 9 0
2883 Is the penthouse advisable in a walk-up? 1.1216 0.03825 74 65 9 0
2884 Moving up in the world. But can you afford the cave art? 1.1216 0.03825 74 65 9 0
2885 Congratulations on your new Pentcave! 1.1216 0.03825 74 65 9 0
2886 Look, hon. The Babels are finally home. 1.1216 0.04282 74 66 7 1
2887 4 storey walk-up, are you sure? 1.1216 0.03825 74 65 9 0
2888 I know an elevator would have cost more. We'll do our best, but a 4-storey walk up??? 1.1216 0.03825 74 65 9 0
2889 Wilma, Fred, you can't believe this new house! 1.1216 0.04282 74 66 7 1
2890 come on up no, you come down 1.1216 0.04282 74 66 7 1
2891 Great deal on our timeshare! 1.1216 0.03825 74 65 9 0
2892 We're in 4B, just beside the Flintstones' unit. 1.1216 0.04695 74 67 5 2
2893 We can only afford it because of rent control. 1.1216 0.03825 74 65 9 0
2894 Hey, you gotta come up & see what we've found inside! Someone left behind an unusual treasure chest...there's a squid, starfish & sponge. Even a snail's shell. All petrified & life-sized. Who knew this Atoll was going to be such a square deal!” 1.1216 0.04282 74 66 7 1
2895 Is your boyfriend round or square? 1.1216 0.03825 74 65 9 0
2896 Subtle compensation by Grok! 1.1216 0.04282 74 66 7 1
2897 Just toss your keys in the crudely fashioned lithic bowl and come on up! 1.1216 0.03825 74 65 9 0
2898 Loana, please don’t invite those cave dwellers up here! 1.1216 0.03825 74 65 9 0
2899 Come on up. The penthouse view is fabulous. 1.1216 0.03825 74 65 9 0
2900 And someday archaeologists will also brag about their impressive digs! 1.1216 0.04695 74 67 5 2
2901 Oh c'mon, honey. They are the only ones within a hundred miles to double date with. 1.1216 0.04282 74 66 7 1
2902 Honey, why can’t we move to a cave like that? 1.1216 0.04695 74 67 5 2
2903 Why do you always have to make friends with the new neighbors? 1.1216 0.04282 74 66 7 1
2904 look what you get for finishing first at mammoth hunting ! 1.1216 0.04282 74 66 7 1
2905 Hey, Glad to see you! Take the elevator on the left. We replaced it from the right one. 1.1216 0.03825 74 65 9 0
2906 I just gave my hair to “Locks for Love” so I guess you can’t come up here for a while. 1.1216 0.04282 74 66 7 1
2907 Look honey,our friend found affordable housing. I told you it was possible" 1.1216 0.04282 74 66 7 1
2908 They were in the Obama administration 1.1216 0.04695 74 67 5 2
2909 We got the penthouse! Come on up. 1.1216 0.03825 74 65 9 0
2910 Wait! We'll throw down the ladder. The grid is off us. No elevator! 1.1216 0.03825 74 65 9 0
2911 The Origin of the Family, Private Property and the State 1.1216 0.04282 74 66 7 1
2912 Nice job -- breaking out of that single level mania. 1.1216 0.04282 74 66 7 1
2913 Unfortunately, the elevator’s out for a few million years. 1.1216 0.04282 74 66 7 1
2914 Oh July! I'm very worried about this. Our technology is not ready and, moreover, it is not prepared against earthquakes or collision with airplanes. 1.1216 0.03825 74 65 9 0
2915 Look, Grog! He wasn't afraid to use that new Vimagma stuff! And all we have is a pool of lava. 1.1216 0.04695 74 67 5 2
2916 It's a new system! After you climb the boulder, we'll drop the rope. 1.1216 0.04282 74 66 7 1
2917 Come up and check out our new condo-minimum. 1.1216 0.03825 74 65 9 0
2918 Pterodactyl! 1.1216 0.04282 74 66 7 1
2919 Betty's new husband is an innovative architect. 1.1216 0.03825 74 65 9 0
2920 I just love their three wheel garage and his vintage club collection. 1.1216 0.04695 74 67 5 2
2921 A cave no more! 1.1200 0.03778 75 66 9 0
2922 Jill and Todd are taking sand castles to the next level. 1.1200 0.03778 75 66 9 0
2923 Agreed--a better builder than he was a president. 1.1200 0.04228 75 67 7 1
2924 They've owned it three years and still haven't built a roofdeck 1.1200 0.04228 75 67 7 1
2925 They found it on Stonebnb. 1.1200 0.03778 75 66 9 0
2926 Nicoooooollleee get in for yisser dinner before yer da bursts ye 1.1200 0.03778 75 66 9 0
2927 Hello neighbor! What rockin' weather we've been having! 1.1200 0.03778 75 66 9 0
2928 We have a nouveau yet-to-be-named to go with the Archaeopteryx! 1.1200 0.04228 75 67 7 1
2929 5-story walk-up. No doorman. Cable/internet not included. Will go fast! 1.1200 0.04228 75 67 7 1
2930 Igor: “if Boris didn’t want to swing with us he could have just said so. Didn’t have to build that horrendous mud castle.” Lina: “I think Molly’s still into it...wave!” 1.1200 0.04228 75 67 7 1
2931 You two are such a mirrorage. 1.1200 0.04228 75 67 7 1
2932 Welcome, use the elephant to get up to our apartment. 1.1200 0.04228 75 67 7 1
2933 Wilma and Fred - Are you enjoying the high life now that we’re on MeTV?” “Yes, but we had a mixup with the move to the new tower. Pebbles has to repack. 1.1200 0.04228 75 67 7 1
2934 We just thought it up. 1.1200 0.04228 75 67 7 1
2935 Isn't it lovely, Throg? She runs a startup called "Fire in a Pit." 1.1200 0.04634 75 68 5 2
2936 Big deal, the Sobelmans just invented the first multi-unit dwelling--like THAT'S ever going to go anywhere. 1.1200 0.03778 75 66 9 0
2937 The Honeymoon Hideaway is 10 cubits that away. 1.1200 0.03778 75 66 9 0
2938 Cool up there" "Yup, no sign of global warming here! 1.1200 0.03778 75 66 9 0
2939 We ditched OUR Ring too! Video doorbells are SO retro-Paleolithic. 1.1200 0.03778 75 66 9 0
2940 Hello Ugs! Quick, I'll buzz you up! Theres's been a strange australopithecus guy hanging around the building asking for pelts. 1.1200 0.04228 75 67 7 1
2941 I'd heard you live in a high rise sand castle, but I didn't believe it! 1.1200 0.03778 75 66 9 0
2942 Your penthouse rocks! 1.1184 0.04175 76 68 7 1
2943 Look, it's that nice man with a beard. Wave! 1.1184 0.03731 76 67 9 0
2944 World's first condo residents enjoying new-found freedom. 1.1184 0.03731 76 67 9 0
2945 Ooga booga kakana 1.1184 0.04576 76 69 5 2
2946 Nice new digs! A pack of jackals moved into your old cave. 1.1184 0.03731 76 67 9 0
2947 hey c'mon up we like the way you babble. 1.1184 0.03731 76 67 9 0
2948 At the office we called them tree hugers but never discussed moving back into our empty nest. 1.1184 0.03731 76 67 9 0
2949 Come on up. We're cooking some Wooly Mammoth stew. 1.1169 0.04519 77 70 5 2
2950 You want to join us for an evening walk nowhere? 1.1169 0.03685 77 68 9 0
2951 Why can't you get me a 4 story or hunt a dinosaur? 1.1159 0.03882 69 61 8 0
2952 Come try the elevator! 1.1159 0.03882 69 61 8 0
2953 This trumps your previous efforts. What are you going to call this tower? 1.1159 0.03882 69 61 8 0
2954 We played the reverse discrimination card and got first pick. 1.1159 0.03882 69 61 8 0
2955 Hey Karen, this is Bob. He says he can fix your elevator. 1.1159 0.03882 69 61 8 0
2956 Oh, you refinished your attic! 1.1159 0.04397 69 62 6 1
2957 I'd love to come up, but Greg thinks he has the pioneering case of vertigo! 1.1159 0.04397 69 62 6 1
2958 Step up? Until they invent mod-cons like plumbing, it isn't. 1.1154 0.03641 78 69 9 0
2959 If possible, construct a minaret like ours for them but should be bear-proof. 1.1143 0.04337 70 63 6 1
2960 How's the weather up there? 1.1127 0.03779 71 63 8 0
2961 Here come the Ogs, honey--maybe one of them has invented stairs. 1.1127 0.04726 71 65 4 2
2962 When you said you bought a Penthouse, I thought you were talking about the magazine. 1.1127 0.03779 71 63 8 0
2963 Wow! It's like Tramp Sewers meets Rapsinhell. 1.1127 0.03779 71 63 8 0
2964 Meet us at club level 1.1127 0.04279 71 64 6 1
2965 Actual footage of the last time someone was happy a friend popped over uninvited 1.1127 0.04279 71 64 6 1
2966 Who invited the Gentrys? 1.1127 0.03779 71 63 8 0
2967 Let's meet later at the blood sacrifice. 1.1127 0.03779 71 63 8 0
2968 Come on up, and take the stairs! Here, catch my Fitbit, so I can get 4 more flights. 1.1127 0.04279 71 64 6 1
2969 Cain, Abel and four flights of stairs; this can only end badly. 1.1127 0.04726 71 65 4 2
2970 I heard that Rapunzel ran away to another cartoon! 1.1127 0.03779 71 63 8 0
2971 Look! It's Ken and Barbie, living and loving by their own set of rules. 1.1127 0.04726 71 65 4 2
2972 Welcome to The Jurassic Springs Bungalow Park! 1.1127 0.04279 71 64 6 1
2973 Why are they waving at us from inside the toilet? 1.1127 0.04726 71 65 4 2
2974 23andMe says we're 15% Neanderthals. How about you guys? 1.1127 0.03779 71 63 8 0
2975 Hi cave dwellers" /"Oh she has become so smug since she moved uptown" 1.1127 0.04279 71 64 6 1
2976 Again, global warming is hysteria. Don't invite us back to your house. Oslo is a long drive for us anyway." 1.1127 0.04279 71 64 6 1
2977 We should have submitted our rental application earlier. 1.1127 0.04279 71 64 6 1
2978 Just ring the bell, we'll buzz ya in! 1.1127 0.04279 71 64 6 1
2979 Oh my god Tom, those people look exactly like us?! 1.1127 0.03779 71 63 8 0
2980 Hey guys, come on up, you can see your cave from here! 1.1127 0.03779 71 63 8 0
2981 Looks like Ughhhhda is moving up. Her last date was such a Neanderthal. 1.1127 0.04279 71 64 6 1
2982 All visitors welcome to climb four flights of stones. 1.1127 0.03779 71 63 8 0
2983 I told you it was a 5 story 'walk up'. 1.1127 0.04279 71 64 6 1
2984 Hay! We want to see your gold plated toilet 1.1127 0.04279 71 64 6 1
2985 We thought it was a bargain, until we considered the cost of child proofing. 1.1127 0.03779 71 63 8 0
2986 What? She couldn’t bring an h’orderve? 1.1127 0.03779 71 63 8 0
2987 Oh look, Grog! The "Rock"efellers built a new center. 1.1127 0.03779 71 63 8 0
2988 Congrats! Love your Rock Center condo! 1.1127 0.04279 71 64 6 1
2989 I have to say our 'Shipwrecked' adventure certainly lives up to the hype; balmy breezes, epic views, plush digs, and the made-to-measure caveman couture is to die for! 1.1127 0.04279 71 64 6 1
2990 Hi! (I heard he made her cut her hair.....) 1.1127 0.04279 71 64 6 1
2991 It's a walk-up, I know. 1.1127 0.04279 71 64 6 1
2992 I feel like we’re always looking up at the Joneses. 1.1127 0.03779 71 63 8 0
2993 I’ll club him to death if he cut off Rapunzel’s hair. 1.1127 0.03779 71 63 8 0
2994 We're taking the 5th! 1.1127 0.04279 71 64 6 1
2995 The views are great, but the schools are atrocious. 1.1127 0.03779 71 63 8 0
2996 always have to one-up everyone -- just because you have the sharpest chisel doesn't mean you have to show it off! 1.1127 0.03779 71 63 8 0
2997 A steal, and condo fees waived for three months. 1.1127 0.03779 71 63 8 0
2998 Hi there! What made you decide to go with a mammoth-free dwelling?—I mean, besides mammoths. 1.1127 0.04279 71 64 6 1
2999 Hi Mary - is the elevator working or do we have to use the ladder? 1.1127 0.04279 71 64 6 1
3000 Hey, do you think they-saurus? 1.1127 0.04279 71 64 6 1
3001 These dinosaur droppings are working out great! 1.1127 0.04279 71 64 6 1
3002 Fred has been climbing the walls all week. 1.1127 0.03779 71 63 8 0
3003 I said hello! Jeez, the echo in even worse than before. 1.1127 0.04279 71 64 6 1
3004 They're calling it 'The Neandertall.' 1.1127 0.03779 71 63 8 0
3005 Come on up. It's easy since I made a rope. 1.1127 0.03779 71 63 8 0
3006 Welcome to Trump International-Syria. 1.1127 0.03779 71 63 8 0
3007 Toodles! 1.1111 0.04222 72 65 6 1
3008 We moved up to the penthouse, it’s bear proof. 1.1111 0.03730 72 64 8 0
3009 We’re movin’ on up to the east side, to a deluxe apartment in the sky.... 1.1111 0.04222 72 65 6 1
3010 They still insist they can see the curvature of the Earth from up there. 1.1111 0.03730 72 64 8 0
3011 Honey, are you going to tell them that views are not a thing yet? 1.1111 0.04222 72 65 6 1
3012 I don't want to climb all the way up there. Let's just imagine we did. 1.1111 0.03730 72 64 8 0
3013 That’s not a real cave! That’s not a real view! What phonies! 1.1111 0.04222 72 65 6 1
3014 She found a great deal on Sand B&B. 1.1111 0.03730 72 64 8 0
3015 Quid pro quo? 1.1111 0.04662 72 66 4 2
3016 You might see a pile of brontosaurus poo, but we saw a penthouse! 1.1096 0.03681 73 65 8 0
3017 I see. And now I will show you that I too have nothing hidden in my armit. 1.1029 0.03713 68 61 7 0
3018 Did you remember the drumsticks? 1.1029 0.04263 68 62 5 1
3019 So you really can see the Pleistocene Epoch from up there? 1.1029 0.03713 68 61 7 0
3020 We are not visiting them. It's a four story walk up. 1.1029 0.04263 68 62 5 1
3021 We've hit rock bottom! 1.1029 0.03713 68 61 7 0
3022 Great news, our place has termites! 1.1029 0.04263 68 62 5 1
3023 We must get together as soon as the elevator is invented! 1.1029 0.04263 68 62 5 1
3024 Bedrock goes Toprock 1.1029 0.03713 68 61 7 0
3025 Hello Freuds! 1.1029 0.04263 68 62 5 1
3026 See, honey? They just moved in this new apartment boulder! 1.1029 0.04263 68 62 5 1
3027 We can get together once someone invents the elevator. 1.1029 0.03713 68 61 7 0
3028 We'll be up as soon as they invent elevators. 1.1029 0.04263 68 62 5 1
3029 Bet they can't wait for the invention of elevators! 1.1029 0.03713 68 61 7 0
3030 Oh, it's Fred and Mira. Wasn't she wearing that the last time they were here? 1.1029 0.04263 68 62 5 1
3031 Oh look, honey, there's someone in our apartment! 1.1029 0.03713 68 61 7 0
3032 They're obviously not Jewish. They said goodbye and then they left. 1.1029 0.03713 68 61 7 0
3033 Climb up to us! Let's look at the world with dino eyes. 1.1029 0.04263 68 62 5 1
3034 You wouldn't believe the GPS route we took to get here! 1.1029 0.04263 68 62 5 1
3035 Should I tell them, Sand houses are a dime a dozen? 1.1029 0.03713 68 61 7 0
3036 The origin of the greeting, "Hi!" 1.1029 0.03713 68 61 7 0
3037 You gotta see the view from our new appendicium! 1.1029 0.04750 68 63 3 2
3038 Yoohoo Rapunzel! Let down your lift. 1.1029 0.03713 68 61 7 0
3039 We get high when we drink; but your bourbon asks for an elevator. 1.1029 0.03713 68 61 7 0
3040 We'd love to come up and visit, but they haven't invented ladders yet. 1.1029 0.04263 68 62 5 1
3041 Greetings from above; complete with a hug! 1.1029 0.04263 68 62 5 1
3042 Hi! We'll climb to you apartment to see your drawings of how our primitive ancestors used to dress themselves, the men without any hair on their cheeks. 1.1029 0.04263 68 62 5 1
3043 High-rise? No, I said “Hi, Rose.” 1.1029 0.04263 68 62 5 1
3044 Wait for the pizza delivery, the elevator is out of order. 1.1029 0.03713 68 61 7 0
3045 Yes, we're trapped up here. But we like the view. 1.1029 0.04263 68 62 5 1
3046 Oh great! We are a no-shoe household! 1.1029 0.03713 68 61 7 0
3047 But the el 1.1029 0.03713 68 61 7 0
3048 The very first Macy's Thanksgiving Day Parade. 1.1029 0.03713 68 61 7 0
3049 '"'Bye, Mom!Good luck!" "'Bye, Darling! Good luck!" 1.1029 0.03713 68 61 7 0
3050 Sorry! We can't come up to see you until the elevator has been invented!! 1.1029 0.03713 68 61 7 0
3051 It is nice to see a couple who have a 4th story book endng 1.1029 0.04263 68 62 5 1
3052 Hey...come and see our new croma-condo...! 1.1029 0.03713 68 61 7 0
3053 I can't believe they're up there. Have stairs been invented yet? 1.1029 0.03713 68 61 7 0
3054 Codeword WILMA! 1.1029 0.03713 68 61 7 0
3055 Oh stop being such scaredy cats, the mammoths are not that bad. 1.1029 0.03713 68 61 7 0
3056 There you can find the mounting of youth , im gust using the suuna . 1.1029 0.03713 68 61 7 0
3057 Oh...you’re looking for the StalaCTITE. Head back that way, make a left at the tarpit; it will be straight ahead, on your right 1.1029 0.03713 68 61 7 0
3058 Wow! The east side is nice! 1.1029 0.03713 68 61 7 0
3059 I wish you had told me they lived in a walk up apartment building. 1.1029 0.03713 68 61 7 0
3060 Rapunzel 1.1029 0.04263 68 62 5 1
3061 I'll have him home by sundown. Take your time! (swinging through preher'story) 1.1029 0.04263 68 62 5 1
3062 The elevator is working! 1.1029 0.04750 68 63 3 2
3063 Guess they caved and moved in. 1.1029 0.03713 68 61 7 0
3064 It is the newest thing! We are the penthouse apartment in a skycave. 1.1029 0.03713 68 61 7 0
3065 Wow! That's a man cave. 1.1029 0.04263 68 62 5 1
3066 Hay how's the air up there? 1.1029 0.03713 68 61 7 0
3067 So how is Trump's tower? 1.1029 0.04750 68 63 3 2
3068 The original man cave! 1.1029 0.03713 68 61 7 0
3069 Switch to your Babbel app, Rosetta. 1.1029 0.04263 68 62 5 1
3070 Bunga and Dorken decided they needed projects for their retirement. 1.1029 0.04263 68 62 5 1
3071 If the elevator isn't working, we'll come another time. 1.1029 0.03713 68 61 7 0
3072 Hi Jane, stand back and watch us castle. 1.1029 0.04263 68 62 5 1
3073 there's this thing called language now, you guys are going to love it 1.1029 0.03713 68 61 7 0
3074 If we buy the third floor they will still be hollering about hair. 1.1029 0.03713 68 61 7 0
3075 Dullsville no more! 1.1029 0.03713 68 60 7 0
3076 I hope their new place isn't a walk-up! 1.1029 0.04263 68 62 5 1
3077 I thought you said sandstone. 1.1029 0.03713 68 61 7 0
3078 Ooga ooga ack! 1.1029 0.03713 68 61 7 0
3079 It's a new time-share deal. In 3,000 years it'll be beachfront property. 1.1029 0.03713 68 61 7 0
3080 It's the new Beach Age! 1.1029 0.04263 68 62 5 1
3081 How's the Lairbnb? 1.1029 0.03713 68 61 7 0
3082 .Brunhilda, I'll throw down the hammerhead stone. Let yourself in. 1.1029 0.03713 68 61 7 0
3083 You think they're trying to scrape the clouds out of the sky, Rob? 1.1029 0.03713 68 61 7 0
3084 Honey do you still it spinach or are you Of it? I was thinking of going of vegetables just for a cleanse! 1.1029 0.04263 68 62 5 1
3085 We'd like to invite you up but there are no stairs. We got a lift from our pet pterodactyl. 1.1029 0.03713 68 61 7 0
3086 In the end, it came down to this historic Reactor Number 2 and a flat in Chernobyl, both well under $1M. Come on up and we’ll show you around! 1.1029 0.04263 68 62 5 1
3087 Hi Callie! Damn, the bitch got the pentcave. 1.1029 0.03713 68 61 7 0
3088 Welcome to our sandcastle 1.1029 0.03713 68 61 7 0
3089 The nerve. Ever since that writeup in Mud Mansions they're calling it Casa de Cave. 1.1029 0.03713 68 61 7 0
3090 Shoot, do you see the key? I lost it in the sun. 1.1029 0.04263 68 62 5 1
3091 Did you remember to bring the stairs? 1.1029 0.04263 68 62 5 1
3092 We would join you but I just found out Cedric is frightened of going downnstairs. 1.1029 0.04263 68 62 5 1
3093 They sure love their penthouse in the first cave high rise. 1.1029 0.04263 68 62 5 1
3094 You didn’t say the Rockinghams lived in a 5-story walk-up. I can’t wait til the elevator is invented. 1.1029 0.04263 68 62 5 1
3095 Come on up. Elevator guy is off today. 1.1029 0.03713 68 61 7 0
3096 Hi Jane, we'll have you up when the renos are done. Pisano wants to add two more stories before installing the rooftop Jacuzzi. 1.1029 0.04263 68 62 5 1
3097 Thanks for moving the boulder 1.1029 0.04263 68 62 5 1
3098 Too Hoo! Come on up and see all the rooms in our fabulous McCave! 1.1029 0.04263 68 62 5 1
3099 Can you buzz us up? 1.1029 0.03713 68 61 7 0
3100 Looks like we have the same orthopedic doctor 1.1029 0.03713 68 61 7 0
3101 It's a walk-up, but they've got bicycle storage. 1.1029 0.03713 68 61 7 0
3102 Sorry, the lift is broken. Use the stairs. 1.1029 0.03713 68 61 7 0
3103 Hi guys, check out our new tsunami-protection house. 1.1029 0.04263 68 62 5 1
3104 Don’t worry, dear. They will back clubbing with us in no time. 1.1029 0.04263 68 62 5 1
3105 From Stone Age to Sand Age! Goodbye man cave, hello sandcastle. Lease today with Sandy Shores Realty. Hurry, they won’t last long before they’re gone! 1.1029 0.04263 68 62 5 1
3106 Guess What! We've rented the third floor. 1.1029 0.04263 68 62 5 1
3107 Can’t wait to see your new high rise apartment. 1.1029 0.03713 68 61 7 0
3108 Yea, it figures they's get the penthouse! 1.1029 0.04263 68 62 5 1
3109 The doorman is a neanderthal but he'll let you up! 1.1029 0.03713 68 61 7 0
3110 Fantastic! You're the first in the neighborhood to use your scraper to reach the sky! 1.1029 0.03713 68 61 7 0
3111 It's so easy, a cave-brother in law can do it. 1.1029 0.03713 68 61 7 0
3112 The Johnsons sure are serious about their sand castles! 1.1029 0.03713 68 61 7 0
3113 During what many consider to be the greatest day in music history, the Stoners and the Rockers combined forces. 1.1029 0.04263 68 62 5 1
3114 Their pet Argentionosaurus outgrew their last home. 1.1029 0.03713 68 61 7 0
3115 They had to get a fourth floor walk-up 1.1029 0.03713 68 61 7 0
3116 Hey guys 1.1029 0.04263 68 62 5 1
3117 Hi! We came to try the new elevation-Ur. 1.1029 0.03713 68 61 7 0
3118 It's still hard to believe that they lifted themselves up from rock bottom. 1.1029 0.03713 68 61 7 0
3119 The agent told them it’s always a good investment 1.1029 0.03713 68 61 7 0
3120 Monga! I can see your cave from up here! 1.1029 0.04263 68 62 5 1
3121 See Lance, I told you we should've hired the anteaters. 1.1029 0.04263 68 62 5 1
3122 YES THE ELEVATOR IS WORKING -- COME ON UP !! 1.1029 0.04263 68 62 5 1
3123 Hi. Who'd have thought they had high rise buildings a million years ago? 1.1029 0.03713 68 61 7 0
3124 Just buzz IV 1.1029 0.03713 68 61 7 0
3125 Buzzers haven't been invented yet. We'll come down and get you. 1.1029 0.03713 68 61 7 0
3126 Welcome to the neighborhood! 1.1029 0.03713 68 61 7 0
3127 I hope they don't invite us up - I hear their elevator's broken. 1.1029 0.03713 68 61 7 0
3128 Do you have a vacancy so we can catch the early show at Stonehenge? 1.1029 0.03713 68 61 7 0
3129 Sorry we're late, Barney couldn't find the keys to the wheel so we had to walk. 1.1029 0.04263 68 62 5 1
3130 Fuck I hate couple's game night 1.1029 0.03713 68 61 7 0
3131 When do you think you'll get around to inventing an elevator? 1.1029 0.03713 68 61 7 0
3132 Hey! Want to come play our new giant clarinet that we're building! 1.1014 0.03661 69 62 7 0
3133 Welcome to the penthouse! 1.1014 0.03661 69 62 7 0
3134 It’s just a cloud.. C’mon up!” 1.1014 0.03661 69 62 7 0
3135 I could never live in a cookie-cutter cave. 1.1014 0.03661 69 62 7 0
3136 Welcome to our new home! The building was designed by a starchitect, but they went broke before they put in the windows. 1.1014 0.04203 69 63 5 1
3137 Did you say the elevator is broken? 1.1014 0.03661 69 62 7 0
3138 Ugh learned that destalactitication of the floor and two pictures of elks on the walls will not suffice 1.1014 0.04203 69 63 5 1
3139 The elevator is not working. You’ll have to walk up. 1.1014 0.04203 69 63 5 1
3140 What do you mean your not gonna invite them? What' s this, Stone Age? 1.1014 0.04203 69 63 5 1
3141 Welcome! Elevator's broken, so you have to take the stairs. 1.1014 0.03661 69 62 7 0
3142 Love the new four-plex. 1.1014 0.03661 69 62 7 0
3143 We deserve these vacations! As Grog once said, 'Let them Eat Dirt'!" 1.1014 0.04203 69 63 5 1
3144 See you next month at our condo in Miami. 1.1014 0.03661 69 62 7 0
3145 I'm cutting you out of my will. I know how to let down my heirs. 1.1014 0.03661 69 62 7 0
3146 It's like a tall cave. 1.1014 0.03661 69 62 7 0
3147 I thought we agreed to open it up. 1.1014 0.03661 69 62 7 0
3148 Rapunzel, Rapunzel, let down your bear! 1.1000 0.03612 70 63 7 0
3149 See Fred, I told told you the neighbors renovation didn't cost them an arm and a leg. Just ONE arm. We should build an addition to our dwelling! 1.1000 0.04145 70 64 5 1
3150 We'll visit as soon as the elevator is installed. 1.1000 0.03612 70 63 7 0
3151 Honey, what is gentrification?" "Darwinism on acid, Herb" 1.1000 0.04145 70 64 5 1
3152 We''re not coming up until the elevator is installed! 1.0959 0.03470 73 66 7 0
3153 I love your brownstone." 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
3154 Come on up if you’re tired of the ‘burbs. 1.0938 0.04295 64 59 4 1
3155 You didn't tell us that your high rise didn't have an elevator!! 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
3156 But we haven't invented stairs yet. 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
3157 This is for last week: “Leaves of color always take the fall.” 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
3158 It's a @@@@, it's a %%%%%, no, it's SUPERMAN! 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
3159 . . . And such great weather here! 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
3160 Come on in. You will love the open concept. I just can’t believe this was once a termite mound! 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
3161 Tell our kids we love them, Karen and Bob, but we just need a little vacation time! 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
3162 Prehistoric missed rendezvous : Here humans were five stories apart the very first high five. 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
3163 Thor and Greta finally got their piece of the meatpie. 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
3164 At least she didn't run off with a dinosaur, like her poor sister. 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
3165 Hello Mag., can you give me the name of your landlord. 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
3166 I see you fixed the elevator. 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
3167 Sometimes a tower is just a tower. 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
3168 WHAT elevator?? 1.0938 0.04838 64 60 2 2
3169 I told you we could have bought a beach home! 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
3170 Well, if you killed us such a huge mastodon, I wouldn't leave home much either 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
3171 Hey Jan! I love your new sand tower but are the stairs sturdy enough? 1.0938 0.04295 64 59 4 1
3172 Let us know when you get an elevator. 1.0938 0.04295 64 59 4 1
3173 Oh look, there are the Johnson's. 1.0938 0.04838 64 60 2 2
3174 The stairs are under construction, so you'll have to wait for the next brontosaurus. 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
3175 "Oh look honey it's Mr. and Mrs. Phallic!" 1.0938 0.04295 64 59 4 1
3176 How do you think they go up and down their floors, is there sandhouse mostly stairs, or is there a pulley system of somekind? 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
3177 HI, welcome to Clonecastle resorts 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
3178 Whoa, Craig and Emma really got away AND above from it all! 1.0938 0.04295 64 59 4 1
3179 Ooft ooft ooga hnnggg! 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
3180 We need to talk (thought the cave man)! 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
3181 I told you Ethel we should have brought our own hot water to their walk up. 1.0938 0.04295 64 59 4 1
3182 Is that one of those new five-story walk-ups? 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
3183 Good job Babel, you are almost there! 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
3184 We just dropped by to see the new Trump Tower 1.0938 0.04295 64 59 4 1
3185 They built a fourth-floor walk-up. Now everyone wants one. 1.0938 0.04295 64 59 4 1
3186 Fifty years since the nuclear war with Pakistan and the Ambanis are still at it. 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
3187 What do you think stairs are? 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
3188 Please send the elevator down for us. 1.0938 0.04295 64 59 4 1
3189 Hi neighbor, every man's castle is his hassle 1.0938 0.04295 64 59 4 1
3190 Yoohoo. We'll be right up as soon as they invent stairs. 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
3191 Sorry graniteville is two triceratops past the elephant graveyard 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
3192 There’s a high-rise in our past 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
3193 This is certainly a big step up from that man cave! 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
3194 How's the Internet reception up there? 1.0938 0.04295 64 59 4 1
3195 Bar to Barbecue, everything is available here except a Barber. 1.0938 0.04295 64 59 4 1
3196 The elevator is out, you will have to walk up. 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
3197 We're just about to head up to the rooftop puddle! 1.0938 0.04295 64 59 4 1
3198 e ai beleza muleque? 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
3199 It's OK - the smoke alarm works! 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
3200 We will be up to see you if your elevator is still operating 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
3201 Guess what. We just bought a unit in Dinosaur View Condos, also. 1.0938 0.04295 64 59 4 1
3202 Is it an elevator building? 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
3203 This Og Tower. That Og. And that new Og slut. 1.0938 0.04295 64 59 4 1
3204 The oldest Trump Tower has morphed from sand into glaring glass! 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
3205 Breaking news! the tunnel has a new fantastic fungi! welcome to........ 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
3206 Congratulations again, and just drop the pail and plastic shovel by our castle when you get a chance — we're going to add a guest bedroom. 1.0938 0.04295 64 59 4 1
3207 Hey Wilma, buzz us up; You won't believe what happened to us last night. 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
3208 Hi it's our new downstairs neighbors. 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
3209 The elevator is out, so use the stairs." 1.0938 0.04295 64 59 4 1
3210 I told you that the Piza's are onto great things! 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
3211 A story of a disjointed evolution: “First buildings. Then, pants! Hands in the air, you don’t care! Penthouse party; no dress code... No behavior code yet, either!” 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
3212 Pent up on the fifth floor? 1.0938 0.04295 64 59 4 1
3213 The inspiration for the elevator. 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
3214 We are trying to avoid the credit desalt swaps 1.0938 0.04295 64 59 4 1
3215 Hey, catch this!! 1.0938 0.03672 64 58 6 0
3216 I know! Look, me too! Now only if we could get our men to use the razor! 1.0938 0.04295 64 59 4 1
3217 Welcome to out new digs! Everything's finished but the lift!" 1.0938 0.04295 64 59 4 1
3218 Don't worry, we'll get you down, we're working on this thing called, an elevator. 1.0923 0.03618 65 59 6 0
3219 Hey can you pick up some milk on your way back? 1.0923 0.03618 65 59 6 0
3220 Hi. Is Rapunzel home? 1.0923 0.03618 65 59 6 0
3221 Wow i guess you could call that a sand hotel 1.0923 0.03618 65 59 6 0
3222 What'll they think of next? 1.0923 0.03618 65 59 6 0
3223 Their AC is broken, but it’s okay -- we’re in the Ice Age. 1.0923 0.03618 65 59 6 0
3224 The view is great but I don't feel like walking up five flights of stairs. 1.0923 0.03618 65 59 6 0
3225 Do you guys mind taking the stairs?! 1.0923 0.04231 65 60 4 1
3226 See, I told you. A man's home is his sandcastle. 1.0923 0.03618 65 59 6 0
3227 Hi, up there. . .lookin' good! "Hello. Come on up. Try not to step on the Donnelly bump. We buried him down there this morning. 1.0923 0.04231 65 60 4 1
3228 Let’s waive and pretend the name on the building tricked us into thinking they own it. 1.0923 0.03618 65 59 6 0
3229 Your new cladding looks great! I can’t believe it’s not flammable! 1.0923 0.04231 65 60 4 1
3230 I hope she doesn't ask me for one too. -The man on the ground 1.0923 0.03618 65 59 6 0
3231 See you in the gutter! 1.0923 0.04231 65 60 4 1
3232 Honey, no need to pretend you like them - we are not in the tribe anymore, got our crib... 1.0923 0.04231 65 60 4 1
3233 Can we test in your parlor floor? 1.0923 0.04231 65 60 4 1
3234 Rapunzel ... John ... good to see you. Perhaps you can come down this time. 1.0923 0.04765 65 61 2 2
3235 Hold it, Rocky, stairs haven’t been invented! 1.0923 0.03618 65 59 6 0
3236 Mom, we invented the (cave)mansion. 1.0923 0.04231 65 60 4 1
3237 Who knew CaveWithaView.com would be such a hit? 1.0923 0.03618 65 59 6 0
3238 Finally got that elevator fixed eh? 1.0923 0.03618 65 59 6 0
3239 You know the fun thing about this, is the fact that we are all cavemen, and that we shouldent build structures this high. 1.0923 0.04231 65 60 4 1
3240 Great to see you guys! See you at pool in 10! 1.0923 0.03618 65 59 6 0
3241 All she said was "real estate", whatever that is. So, look like we know what she's talking about. 1.0923 0.03618 65 59 6 0
3242 We're cave people. Why we gotta be white? 1.0923 0.03618 65 59 6 0
3243 Look, it’s Sandy ! 1.0923 0.03618 65 59 6 0
3244 It's the latest...all ramps no stairs! 1.0923 0.04231 65 60 4 1
3245 i cannot believe they moved to a four story walkup" Lloyd Berkowitz, Boca Rato 1.0923 0.03618 65 59 6 0
3246 Rapunzel! Please let down your hair! I wish I could, I just got waxed. Maybe call an uber or taxi to climb the tower? 1.0923 0.03618 65 59 6 0
3247 YooHoo! We will be right up as soon as we invent the elevator. 1.0923 0.04231 65 60 4 1
3248 Building a cave 1.0923 0.03618 65 59 6 0
3249 Come on up, Jenny. The view is futuristic. 1.0923 0.04765 65 61 2 2
3250 love your new termite mound :) 1.0923 0.03618 65 59 6 0
3251 Wow, ever since apartments became a thing, it seems like New York is so crowded. Good thing they probably won't catch on. 1.0923 0.03618 65 59 6 0
3252 Weezie! I told you not invite the Bunckers over again. 1.0923 0.03618 65 59 6 0
3253 They won’t be smiling when they realize their agriculture venture was a Ponzi scheme. 1.0923 0.03618 65 59 6 0
3254 Uh, do we know them? Lets take a selfie and hashtag it #stoneage 1.0923 0.03618 65 59 6 0
3255 Hi Susan ! Yes, we bought the Pentcave. 1.0923 0.03618 65 59 6 0
3256 Clearly his pelt python is not megalithic. 1.0923 0.04231 65 60 4 1
3257 Do you know where the new neighbors are from?" "Yeah, they said they were from 2032, wherever that is! 1.0923 0.04231 65 60 4 1
3258 Don’t forget, our flight to Vegas is tomorrow 1.0923 0.03618 65 59 6 0
3259 Woman: “Look darling, that top floor worth 100 sheep!” Man: “Honey, that’s how urbanisation could ruin our relationship.” 1.0923 0.04231 65 60 4 1
3260 How is it that every time we visit them their elevator's out of service? 1.0923 0.03618 65 59 6 0
3261 C'mon up, we're in the penthouse. 1.0923 0.03618 65 59 6 0
3262 I am dying to be invited in, just to see how they get to the fifth floor in our cave-man era.” 1.0923 0.03618 65 59 6 0
3263 It’s wonderful—you hired virtuoso termites. 1.0923 0.04231 65 60 4 1
3264 They couldn't afford a cave. He had to invest on mud. 1.0923 0.03618 65 59 6 0
3265 Until doormen are invented, we'll just wave ourselves in. 1.0923 0.03618 65 59 6 0
3266 This fourth floor walk-up has unlimited all those annoying drop in visitors - genius. 1.0923 0.03618 65 59 6 0
3267 It looks like the mother-in-law condo was a success. 1.0923 0.03618 65 59 6 0
3268 The fact that "IT" flows downhill makes floors 1-4 not quite as desirable. 1.0923 0.03618 65 59 6 0
3269 Now what are you babeling about? 1.0923 0.03618 65 59 6 0
3270 It’s the latest from the Stonehenge Group. They call it Cubism, I think. But really they have to pay for that monolith thing. As early buyers, we got a free solstice windiw 1.0923 0.03618 65 59 6 0
3271 Hey just push the button and the Allosaurus will take you up! 1.0923 0.04231 65 60 4 1
3272 Oh my, you didn’t mention you were in the pentcave. 1.0909 0.03566 66 60 6 0
3273 We’ll be down in a few. Go ahead and pull the wheel around. 1.0909 0.03566 66 60 6 0
3274 but, how can you get down from there? 1.0909 0.04169 66 61 4 1
3275 You should have seen the cave they were living in before.. 1.0909 0.03566 66 60 6 0
3276 See. That's a four bedroom columnial. 1.0909 0.04169 66 61 4 1
3277 I'm just humoring them. There's no way I would go into a 4th floor walkup!" 1.0909 0.03566 66 60 6 0
3278 We've both decided in favor of a high-rise, but we plan to wait until someone invents the elevator. 1.0909 0.03566 66 60 6 0
3279 Sure, the rent is reasonable and their view is amazing ... until it erupts. 1.0909 0.04169 66 61 4 1
3280 We told you not to wait up 1.0909 0.04169 66 61 4 1
3281 Maybe the guests have mistaken it for 'early Beard'-lovers. 1.0909 0.04169 66 61 4 1
3282 We just moved in, They call it a high-rise 1.0909 0.03566 66 60 6 0
3283 The penthouse suite has bearskin rugs! 1.0909 0.04169 66 61 4 1
3284 I already told the H.O.A. So just act like you like it. 1.0909 0.04169 66 61 4 1
3285 We are trend setters. More High Risers are coming. Watch the prices zoom. 1.0909 0.04169 66 61 4 1
3286 That’s awesome! We’re totally off the grid, too. 1.0909 0.03566 66 60 6 0
3287 Forget the cheap rent. Buy! It’ll go up in price. 1.0909 0.03566 66 60 6 0
3288 Use the ladder. The 'stairs' haven't been invented yet. 1.0909 0.03566 66 60 6 0
3289 Con DOE minium” A condor what? 1.0909 0.03566 66 60 6 0
3290 So is this the wall and the best technology Donnie was talking about? 1.0896 0.04108 67 62 4 1
3291 The Rosens and Finkelsteins go “all-in” on the Paleo Diet. 1.0896 0.04108 67 62 4 1
3292 They've even gone color for our personal fall! 1.0820 0.04243 61 57 3 1
3293 Just ring number 402! We'll buzz you in. 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
3294 Goodbye, we're moving to the suburbs. 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
3295 And it would be tonight where the first conversation about weather was spoken. Thusly, small talk was born. 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
3296 Climb on up friends to the highest house in all of creation, we are calling it the PenultimateHouse! 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
3297 It's easy! Just strap yourselves to a squirrel. 1.0820 0.04243 61 57 3 1
3298 Men never listen, I told hubbie to invent a ladder. . 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
3299 Not sure yet. We're deciding whether to call it a high-rise or a pterodactyl perch. Waddaya think? 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
3300 I guess we'll have to use the stairs, Todd, the elevator hasn't been invented yet. 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
3301 Down there! Y'all got a little something... that make us go 'higher' ?" "Hell yeah brother we just passed these marijuana trees, they take you to the ' ' heavens ' ' 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
3302 Hey there! Do you mind informing me before the next time you show up? 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
3303 Linda, Bob! Come up and join us for rocktails 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
3304 Your new place here in Stonehenge looks simply marvelous. 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
3305 We'll just wait here until the elevator is invented. 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
3306 Myrna: "Saul says he loves your beard!" Janice: "Nice matching polka dot sundresses!" 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
3307 Lets Go Walk. 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
3308 Did you have a nice conjugal visit 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
3309 Come up for some grilled rhino bites and the last of our water... 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
3310 Woohoo! 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
3311 I can’t believe you can afford a cave man building! 1.0820 0.04845 61 58 1 2
3312 It's nice, but so outdated. Stonehenge style was so 1,000 years ago. 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
3313 Whatever you do from this point on, don’t grow your hair out! 1.0820 0.04243 61 57 3 1
3314 Sorry for the climb but elevators haven't been invented yet 1.0820 0.04243 61 57 3 1
3315 Is that your aunt, or does she just look like an ant from up here? 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
3316 Sorry! The stairs are out. You’ll have to evolve to develop an escalator! 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
3317 It's our turn now! More,we will be the first all-female spacewalker on the moon! 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
3318 Sure, she waves now, Petra, but the warning is in the name: TriASSic, JurASSic Sandstone." 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
3319 Invent stairs and come on up! 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
3320 Four floors? I'm thinking execution. 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
3321 We’ve invented the elevator. But now we need someone to discover electricity. 1.0820 0.04243 61 57 3 1
3322 Rapunzel, either you grow your hair back, or your hubby grows his beard long, but whatever you do, don't jump! 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
3323 There’s no elevator but the workout center has this contraption with two wheels that Bob invented. 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
3324 Hey look, Tirana saw us, Rex! 1.0820 0.04243 61 57 3 1
3325 To Eleven-year-old me: Do NOT go for the four story walkup. 1.0820 0.04243 61 57 3 1
3326 I thought you lived in an elevator building, I didn't know it was a walk up. 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
3327 Look honey, the penthouse is taken, but apartment 3g is still available 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
3328 What do you know, the elevator is working again! 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
3329 So this is what it feels like to be a dinosaur 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
3330 Come on up but you'll have to use the stairs. The elevator hasn't been invented yet. 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
3331 It works! Come on up and experience our stone age air conditioning 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
3332 We'll be right up after we invent stairs! 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
3333 You said you were coming next week 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
3334 Welcome to “Rock Condo”. Take the wall on the right to the top. 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
3335 Sometimes all their fires go out at once and won't start again for days. 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
3336 Good work on inventing the apartment building, but how about inventing stairs now? 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
3337 How nice-they just got their apartment cave-painted! 1.0820 0.04243 61 57 3 1
3338 Look, this is my window and this is me there, but who's behind me? 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
3339 Bye. Thanks again for the rock and roll. 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
3340 Catch it - it's your pizza 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
3341 Hi there Sid and Edith , this not an elevator building. We have a four floor walk up room. 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
3342 How do you like the predator proof penthouse ? 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
3343 we'll come down as soon as the elevator is invented 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
3344 Who did you hire to move the mastodon up the stairs? 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
3345 We hardly see them anymore since they got a cave in the Hamptons. 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
3346 Sweet condo! How much did it cost?” “A million rocks, but we took out a loan! 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
3347 Please... Tell me there's an elevator. 1.0820 0.04243 61 57 3 1
3348 Yoo- hoo! Come on up. I'll throw down the rope. 1.0820 0.04243 61 57 3 1
3349 OMG? You got a 5/1 arm! 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
3350 I promise we only need to live with you a few months... or years. 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
3351 Please walk up. We’re still waiting for the elevator to be invented. 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
3352 It’s pre-oil-strike AND the views of Central Dune are spectacular! 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
3353 Evolution0432dc098093c309:T=1571970428:RT=1571970428:S=ALNI_MazmYuVEdzmTe2X6wEj5VtBJq Evolution, you know, e-l-e-v-a-t-i-o-n 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
3354 Can you believe this used to be a castle? 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
3355 We seem to have forgotten our bones in the bowl... 1.0820 0.04243 61 57 3 1
3356 Yes, yes, nice to meet you too and - again, so sorry we had to decline your applications for homeowners' and life insurance. 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
3357 They may look rough around the edges but you'll love the other members of our condo board. 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
3358 Hey, Repunzil, thrown why don't you let your hair piece down. 1.0820 0.04243 61 57 3 1
3359 Take the first rock on the left... 1.0820 0.04243 61 57 3 1
3360 Wow. Great brownstone. 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
3361 Is the elevator fixed? 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
3362 Just wait honey, I don't understand what they're saying. 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
3363 Have you had your flu shots? 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
3364 Just in time, elevator repaired this morning! 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
3365 Yeah, walk-ups are a schlep, but wait till you see their rooftop rock garden. 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
3366 You'll find it's an easy climb. 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
3367 If you think we're unequal now, just think how we'll be in ten thousand years! 1.0820 0.04243 61 57 3 1
3368 Sorry, Erg made me cut my hair, you won't be able to visit. It beats a chastity belt. 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
3369 Would you mind picking up these 2 rocks? We reordered supplies but our Amazon Fire delivery was delayed. 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
3370 How do we get to the main land ? - You are on the main land." S.A. Vaez Alai, Queens, N 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
3371 Hi! I'll buzzard you in. 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
3372 Now that I've invented the staircase, we'll never have any peace and quiet. 1.0820 0.04243 61 57 3 1
3373 We’d love to come up, now you’ve got the stairs done! 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
3374 You always did like those fourth-story walkups. 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
3375 Throw down the wedding bouquet. 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
3376 You'll have to use the stairs because the elevator hasn't been invented yet. 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
3377 Hello, take the elevator on the backside. 1.0820 0.04243 61 57 3 1
3378 Yes, we can go visit them, as soon as you invent stairs. 1.0806 0.03486 62 57 5 0
3379 How do they get up there without stairs? 1.0806 0.03486 62 57 5 0
3380 They got pentcave suite on Ogg six-stick-figure per mooncycle salary. 1.0806 0.03486 62 57 5 0
3381 Look Org. It's Zog and Ugg. Let's invite them into our giant headless giraffe flute 1.0806 0.04176 62 58 3 1
3382 Wow! I like the minimalist architecture! Very original! 1.0806 0.03486 62 57 5 0
3383 Is this the only accommodation around these parts? 1.0806 0.04176 62 58 3 1
3384 He's going to build ours right after they play beach tennis and he's had his nap! 1.0806 0.03486 62 57 5 0
3385 Do not lean on him too much! 1.0806 0.03486 62 57 5 0
3386 We got a raise! 1.0806 0.03486 62 57 5 0
3387 Hey Lucy, we bought this penthouse for one rock! 1.0806 0.03486 62 57 5 0
3388 We’ll be up when we invent stairs! 1.0806 0.03486 62 57 5 0
3389 Just give us 20 years and then we'll let down our hair. 1.0806 0.04176 62 58 3 1
3390 Darling can you imagine us on that window! Yeah! Look at us down there, seems like I am in a hurry and you can't listen! 1.0806 0.03486 62 57 5 0
3391 Honey, is that Todd down there with her? It is! Oh! I was so hopefully anticipating intelligent conversation tonight not to feign regale at stories of Cro-Magnon glory all evening. 1.0806 0.03486 62 57 5 0
3392 Next time we'll have an elevator. 1.0806 0.03486 62 57 5 0
3393 Sorry the elevator’s not working fSK6bjxBa0oLLbExTGOOAbTTVSjegT7w2z3RjyrR0J4iYW9SPA 1.0806 0.03486 62 57 5 0
3394 COME UP AND SEE US SOMETIME 1.0806 0.03486 62 57 5 0
3395 Out new landlord's name is Trump. He seems such a charming and fun-loving guy. 1.0806 0.03486 62 57 5 0
3396 Are they termites or humans? 1.0806 0.03486 62 57 5 0
3397 Thanks, but I'm gonna knock around his high-rise instead. 1.0806 0.03486 62 57 5 0
3398 You were right. Getting a pre-nup was a good idea. 1.0806 0.03486 62 57 5 0
3399 Whats up with the mirror image? 1.0794 0.03433 63 58 5 0
3400 Hi.So glad you could come to our open house. 1.0794 0.03433 63 58 5 0
3401 We can't call you cavemen anymore, so I guess we'll just have to call you sandmen. 1.0794 0.04112 63 59 3 1
3402 We’ve started running into everyone since we moved to the city! 1.0794 0.04112 63 59 3 1
3403 Oh those Babylonians, this isn't going to go over well with the lord. 1.0794 0.04112 63 59 3 1
3404 Wow, their god is strong. 1.0794 0.04112 63 59 3 1
3405 Owing to a shortage of residential-zoned land, cave dwellers opted to build up. 1.0781 0.03381 64 59 5 0
3406 We'll be down when the tide comes in! 1.0781 0.03381 64 59 5 0
3407 Thank goodness we got a fixed rate here, I’d hate for inflation to be invented. 1.0690 0.03356 58 54 4 0
3408 Now that they've got the penthouse we'll have to give up Naked Sundays. 1.0690 0.03356 58 54 4 0
3409 Oh, look it's NRN and EOD. 1.0690 0.03356 58 54 4 0
3410 Sorry, nobody's invented the ladder yet! 1.0690 0.03356 58 54 4 0
3411 Our son is an honor student at Dwight D. Eisenhower Elementary School." "Yeah? Well...we just conceived The Missing Link. 1.0690 0.03356 58 54 4 0
3412 how did you get the penthouse at the Rockefeller? 1.0690 0.03356 58 54 4 0
3413 We'll wait for an elevator to be invented. 1.0690 0.04161 58 55 2 1
3414 So these are the rich friends you were telling me about... 1.0690 0.03356 58 54 4 0
3415 A penthouse. Sweet. But no elevator! 1.0690 0.04161 58 55 2 1
3416 Hey, I'll throw down the catapult! 1.0690 0.04161 58 55 2 1
3417 Arriving for the world’s first Strata meeting. 1.0690 0.03356 58 54 4 0
3418 No soap, radio. 1.0690 0.03356 58 54 4 0
3419 Throw the keys down. 1.0690 0.03356 58 54 4 0
3420 You must see the view from our 6th story penthouse once my Neanderthal husband gets around to it! 1.0690 0.03356 58 54 4 0
3421 I cannot wait for them to invent an elevator 1.0690 0.03356 58 54 4 0
3422 Hey! Take the elevator and come on up! 1.0690 0.04161 58 55 2 1
3423 We’re homeless now. Can we come up?! 1.0690 0.04161 58 55 2 1
3424 Sorry, we’re closed! 1.0690 0.03356 58 54 4 0
3425 Yes!! Life on the 5th Floor- life with a View- is Fabulous!! " JK Fuller, Genoa, N 1.0690 0.03356 58 54 4 0
3426 Wow! their new house sure is neandertall. Man you’re an idiot. 1.0690 0.03356 58 54 4 0
3427 Nice, but is it rent protected? 1.0690 0.03356 58 54 4 0
3428 But they can't come over. I haven't invented the elevator yet. 1.0690 0.03356 58 54 4 0
3429 Remember, have the time of your life! 1.0690 0.03356 58 54 4 0
3430 If they haven't installed that elevator yet, I'm out of here. 1.0690 0.03356 58 54 4 0
3431 Ah look, they got the penthouse apartment! 1.0690 0.03356 58 54 4 0
3432 Eat your hearts out, you two -- we've got the world's first condominium residence! 1.0690 0.03356 58 54 4 0
3433 I heard they recently got a pet Brontosaurus 1.0690 0.03356 58 54 4 0
3434 Hey, you two! We invented the walk up. Did you bring the fire? 1.0690 0.03356 58 54 4 0
3435 Year 2119: Titanic sure outlived that iceberg. 1.0690 0.03356 58 54 4 0
3436 How long till the elevator be invented? 1.0690 0.03356 58 54 4 0
3437 We’re waiting for elevators to be invented. 1.0690 0.03356 58 54 4 0
3438 to walk up. 1.0690 0.04161 58 55 2 1
3439 Hey, Come quick. 'We're in a hurry to get the deposit bucks back.' 1.0690 0.03356 58 54 4 0
3440 So much for our egalitarian society! 1.0690 0.03356 58 54 4 0
3441 There's nothing funny about this, but who needs a reason to be happy! 1.0690 0.03356 58 54 4 0
3442 We're in the pen-nest. Take the next Up Dinosaur. 1.0690 0.03356 58 54 4 0
3443 Ancestors of George and Weezie Jefferson. 1.0690 0.03356 58 54 4 0
3444 Yes, they do have free wi-fi! 1.0690 0.04161 58 55 2 1
3445 hey sharon im excited to fuck ur husband hahaha let's swap wooo 1.0690 0.04834 58 56 0 2
3446 We can't! Our Uber is waiting down the dune. 1.0678 0.03301 59 55 4 0
3447 Look. There are the lovely people who are renting the penthouse in our first Tower. 1.0678 0.04092 59 56 2 1
3448 They would have to live in the penthouse. 1.0678 0.03301 59 55 4 0
3449 How do you like it? 1.0678 0.03301 59 55 4 0
3450 Come up and see us again sometime. 1.0678 0.03301 59 55 4 0
3451 I think you are having cave sex with the wrong twin!! 1.0678 0.03301 59 55 4 0
3452 Welcome to the Boulder Hotel, We have a wide selection of mammoth, pterodactyl, and dodo bird for your dinner. No room service. 1.0678 0.03301 59 55 4 0
3453 Stairs or elevator? 1.0678 0.03301 59 55 4 0
3454 Good news! We hear they’re very close to inventing the staircase. 1.0678 0.03301 59 55 4 0
3455 Wow, you were 1.0678 0.03301 59 55 4 0
3456 If cavemen existed in the future and no longer in the past. 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
3457 Attic huh? Attic huh? Why didn't you escape like everyone else? 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
3458 Stop waving. We’re out of brontosaurus oil. 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
3459 Good morning to you and all the Pennywhistles. 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
3460 Top floor, bottom buzzer. 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
3461 Hi there.We're here to see the rental. 1.0556 0.03146 54 51 3 0
3462 Look at their new cave-rise 1.0556 0.03146 54 51 3 0
3463 John and Beverly's 4 story studio apartment was a trend setter until they realized they could not efficiently cool the 4th floor. 1.0556 0.03146 54 51 3 0
3464 How did they get up there? 1.0556 0.03146 54 51 3 0
3465 I want one stone. 1.0556 0.03146 54 51 3 0
3466 Dave has a bum knee. We're gonna wait 10,000 years for the elevator. 1.0556 0.03146 54 51 3 0
3467 When you get an elevator. 1.0556 0.03146 54 51 3 0
3468 The view is great from up here. 1.0556 0.03146 54 51 3 0
3469 Take the rope ladder up to the 4th floor! 1.0556 0.03146 54 51 3 0
3470 Just take the stairs to the fourth floor ! 1.0556 0.03146 54 51 3 0
3471 See ya at the club house. 1.0556 0.03146 54 51 3 0
3472 Come on up! 1.0556 0.03146 54 51 3 0
3473 Rapunzel just yelled that they had installed a chair lift since she had cut off her hair! 1.0556 0.03146 54 51 3 0
3474 If you want to borrow some paintings let me know, our cave is overflowing with them 1.0556 0.03146 54 51 3 0
3475 Go ahead get a haircut you two, you don’t want to come down yet it’s an election year! 1.0556 0.03146 54 51 3 0
3476 2200 BSL (before ship lap) 1.0556 0.03146 54 51 3 0
3477 Hi, it's Ivanka and Jared 1.0556 0.03146 54 51 3 0
3478 Sorry. You can't come up; I cut my hair 1.0556 0.03146 54 51 3 0
3479 You're happy now, but a fifth floor walk-up? 1.0556 0.03146 54 51 3 0
3480 If we don't find new guests ourselves, the security deposit shall be forfeited 1.0556 0.03146 54 51 3 0
3481 Our mammoth needed a back scratch 1.0556 0.03146 54 51 3 0
3482 No glass in the windows yet nor any stairs, but, hey, it's a penthouse cave! 1.0556 0.03146 54 51 3 0
3483 Wave Carl, I hear they’re quite down to earth, except maybe in the literal sense. 1.0556 0.03146 54 51 3 0
3484 Shimmy on up! 1.0545 0.03090 55 52 3 0
3485 We can't wait to see your rent-controlled penthouse pad. 1.0545 0.03090 55 52 3 0
3486 Hey Hun, that’s us in the 21st century ! But I’m afraid of height. 1.0545 0.03090 55 52 3 0
3487 This is the last time we visit them. I'm getting calluses from rock climbing." 1.0545 0.03090 55 52 3 0
3488 Please let us in; you're​ the last building for miles. 1.0545 0.03090 55 52 3 0
3489 Party on the high rock! 1.0545 0.03090 55 52 3 0
3490 Cave go up! They see Jersey! 1.0545 0.04035 55 53 1 1
3491 You din't tell us you had the penthouse suite! 1.0545 0.03090 55 52 3 0
3492 Keep waving... My sisters timeshare sucks! 1.0545 0.03090 55 52 3 0
3493 Yo come on up limpdick up here is all whining about 'why don't you take my feelings seriously' when all i want to do is get my thing stuffed by a swinging cock caveman. You can have a turn after I'm squirting. 1.0545 0.03090 55 52 3 0
3494 I think I'll wait for the elevator to be invented before I move in. 1.0545 0.03090 55 52 3 0
3495 We're just checking up the neighborhood after the storm to see if they still haven't yet invented electricity. 1.0545 0.03090 55 52 3 0
3496 Wish you had an elevator! 1.0545 0.03090 55 52 3 0
3497 Sorry,we forgot the wine! 1.0545 0.03090 55 52 3 0
3498 Every week Joe and Karen Stalagmites would come over to play Scrabble with Anita and Paul Stalactites. 1.0545 0.03090 55 52 3 0
3499 White heterosexuals out of the ivory tower. 1.0545 0.03090 55 52 3 0
3500 I hope the elevator has been repaired since our last visit last week. 1.0545 0.03090 55 52 3 0
3501 The elevator won't be invented for another 3000 years, you'll have to walk up. 1.0545 0.03090 55 52 3 0
3502 Hey Fred hey Wilma 1.0545 0.03090 55 52 3 0
3503 Are you two interested in a carbon double date? 1.0545 0.03090 55 52 3 0
3504 Welcome to our new needle tower hut. 1.0545 0.04035 55 53 1 1
3505 use the elevator! 1.0545 0.03090 55 52 3 0
3506 When did you move your doorman building? 1.0545 0.03090 55 52 3 0
3507 I can't believe Gork's renting in such a clear looters market. 1.0545 0.03090 55 52 3 0
3508 Hang on, Otis is almost done inventing the elevator. 1.0545 0.03090 55 52 3 0
3509 We lived in the penthouse now! 1.0545 0.03090 55 52 3 0
3510 If this sand castle crumbles, you are in big trouble. 1.0545 0.03090 55 52 3 0
3511 Come on up guys, we are on the 5th floor apt. A, but sorry, the lift has not been invented yet ! 1.0536 0.03036 56 53 3 0
3512 Hey Eileen---this 'cave condo' thing is going to catch on! 1.0536 0.03036 56 53 3 0
3513 Sorry we can’t visit right now, the elevator is out! 1.0536 0.03036 56 53 3 0
3514 We would invite you up but elevators haven’t been invented yet 1.0536 0.03036 56 53 3 0
3515 Didn't I predict gentrification would come between neighbors? 1.0526 0.02984 57 54 3 0
3516 You remember Jane, Noah's cousin. She's a little slower. 1.0526 0.02984 57 54 3 0
3517 Oh Sally, your house is just divine, holy!!! 1.0392 0.02745 51 49 2 0
3518 We’re new in town. Does it rhyme with sure or brrr? 1.0392 0.02745 51 49 2 0
3519 Happy "9/11 Will Never Happen" Day!! 1.0392 0.02745 51 49 2 0
3520 that's how we tired of you! 1.0392 0.02745 51 49 2 0
3521 They're trying that new diet craze, so get ready for lots of wheat and dairy. 1.0392 0.02745 51 49 2 0
3522 I heard they got a killer rental rate 1.0392 0.02745 51 49 2 0
3523 Press P-5 1.0392 0.02745 51 49 2 0
3524 It's your turn to come down and open the door, sweetheart. 1.0392 0.02745 51 49 2 0
3525 u gei 1.0392 0.02745 51 49 2 0
3526 The Jones are so upper-upper-upper class. 1.0392 0.02745 51 49 2 0
3527 It's not even high tide can the rest of us have sand? 1.0392 0.02745 51 49 2 0
3528 It's the Paleo Tower penthouse! 1.0392 0.02745 51 49 2 0
3529 We’re waiting for the stone mason to install something called an elevator 1.0392 0.02745 51 49 2 0
3530 I made you some pizza, here! 1.0392 0.02745 51 49 2 0
3531 Hi! Be right down. Gonna try jumping. 1.0392 0.02745 51 49 2 0
3532 Oh boy, it's the Flintstones, well Jim we've hit rock bottom! 1.0392 0.02745 51 49 2 0
3533 I bet you those Lannister siblings get caught shagging by that Bran Stark kid who they throw out the window and he gets crippled and turns into a three-eyed raven before becoming the King of the Andals and the First Men. Seriously, I'll bet you 10p. 1.0392 0.02745 51 49 2 0
3534 My girl! Amazing work with the new zoning ordinance! 1.0392 0.02745 51 49 2 0
3535 So, the Pearson’s finally got their penta house. 1.0392 0.02745 51 49 2 0
3536 Can you ring me in? 1.0392 0.02745 51 49 2 0
3537 We’re so glad, Kind Witch, that you’ll be living with the new hairdresser. 1.0392 0.02745 51 49 2 0
3538 Yes, we absolutely need a DJ! 1.0392 0.02745 51 49 2 0
3539 You can really see the East River? Who is your realtor? 1.0392 0.02745 51 49 2 0
3540 Time and tide wait for no man. Just to let you know we won't be staying. 1.0392 0.02745 51 49 2 0
3541 Girls: 4 exclamation points high. Guys: 2 questioning marks. 1.0392 0.02745 51 49 2 0
3542 LOOK, A CLOUD IN THE SKY. 1.0392 0.02745 51 49 2 0
3543 How are things in your new high rise, Alice? 1.0392 0.02745 51 49 2 0
3544 Nice place! Were utilities included? 1.0392 0.02745 51 49 2 0
3545 Hey, we will take the elevator. 1.0392 0.02745 51 49 2 0
3546 The elevator will be out of service for at least the next 200 years. 1.0392 0.02745 51 49 2 0
3547 Stairs haven't been invented yet - you'll have to climb up. 1.0392 0.02745 51 49 2 0
3548 O Romeo, Romeo, wherefore art thou Romeo? 1.0392 0.02745 51 49 2 0
3549 How'd they get up there? They haven't even invented the elevator yet... 1.0392 0.02745 51 49 2 0
3550 Ooh honey, remember our suite at The Mirage? 1.0392 0.02745 51 49 2 0
3551 Hey up there, don’t we look alike? It’s uncanny yes? 1.0392 0.02745 51 49 2 0
3552 Hey look it’s Steve and Louise. 1.0392 0.02745 51 49 2 0
3553 Thog's a manic builder who just learned to count! 1.0392 0.02745 51 49 2 0
3554 What stairs? They have a private elevator – we have to press The Neanderthals. 1.0392 0.02745 51 49 2 0
3555 That lift better be working. 1.0392 0.02745 51 49 2 0
3556 Wow! At last they got new guests to refund our security deposit. 1.0392 0.02745 51 49 2 0
3557 I see you got one too, I had to go all the way up here to get mine, now help me figure out how to get down 1.0392 0.02745 51 49 2 0
3558 Hi. We'll come down in a second. Literally. 1.0392 0.03922 51 50 0 1
3559 If they brag one more time about the Tyrannosaur-proof guarantee on their penthouse 1.0392 0.02745 51 49 2 0
3560 Anthony! Anthony! Wednesday is Prince spaghetti day! 1.0392 0.02745 51 49 2 0
3561 Come on up! Fifth floor. Sorry, no elevator. 1.0392 0.02745 51 49 2 0
3562 Take the pulley on the right from the entrance. 1.0392 0.02745 51 49 2 0
3563 Where’s the elevator? What elevator? 1.0392 0.02745 51 49 2 0
3564 Remember our motto: 'Anti-Trump. Gays. Blacks. Feminists. Anti-Trump. Gays. Blacks. Fem.... 1.0392 0.02745 51 49 2 0
3565 Oh OMG its a 5th floor walk-up! 1.0392 0.02745 51 49 2 0
3566 Ladder? You have to climb all the way to check-in at Hole'yWoodVenture Inn. 1.0392 0.02745 51 49 2 0
3567 Hi Milly isn’t this Trump tower beautiful. Come on up we’re on the Sixth floor. 1.0392 0.02745 51 49 2 0
3568 Hi! Take the stairs inside. Can't get a elevator for a coupla thousand years." Murray Block, Albany. N 1.0392 0.02745 51 49 2 0
3569 and it comes with a parking pass 1.0392 0.02745 51 49 2 0
3570 Kindly throw down your lift boy. 1.0392 0.02745 51 49 2 0
3571 Now, that a strong foundation for a marriage. 1.0392 0.02745 51 49 2 0
3572 Can you shimmy down to first floor for supper...you didn't warn us you moved up! 1.0392 0.02745 51 49 2 0
3573 ddd 1.0392 0.02745 51 49 2 0
3574 Ooga short dinosaur futures, play market. 1.0385 0.02693 52 50 2 0
3575 Hi, Otis! Just climb right up here! 1.0385 0.02693 52 50 2 0
3576 You must be Rapunzel's great-great grandparents. 1.0385 0.02693 52 50 2 0
3577 Right now it's a little trouble to climb; we're just waiting for someone to invent stairs. 1.0385 0.02693 52 50 2 0
3578 Just climb up the vine. 1.0385 0.02693 52 50 2 0
3579 Hey I told you to bring Dino. 1.0385 0.02693 52 50 2 0
3580 How could you cave in? 1.0385 0.02693 52 50 2 0
3581 Oh look! The Jeffersons moved. 1.0385 0.02693 52 50 2 0
3582 Yoo hoo! The elevator's broken! The Super's on strike!! We haven't had garbage pick-up in a month!!! So, what else is new? 1.0385 0.02693 52 50 2 0
3583 Hi! Come on up for the rave in the cave you crave!!! 1.0385 0.02693 52 50 2 0
3584 Just throw down the key. I can't figure out the electronic entry. 1.0385 0.02693 52 50 2 0
3585 "We'll be down as soon as Gork invents stairs." 1.0385 0.02693 52 50 2 0
3586 Stone house high...people happy. 1.0385 0.02693 52 50 2 0
3587 Which came first, the doorman or the door? 1.0385 0.02693 52 50 2 0
3588 How is it up on the many-th floor? 1.0385 0.02693 52 50 2 0
3589 Be right down. Just have to invent the stair. 1.0377 0.02643 53 51 2 0
3590 -Come on up guys, we will show you our new discovery.. -Let me guess, STAIRS?.. 1.0213 0.02151 47 46 1 0
3591 The producers told us that we can't afford a rock'n-roller until season two, so we decided to walk; but where's the rest of the crew? 1.0213 0.02151 47 46 1 0
3592 Nice--but they don't have a doorman. 1.0213 0.02151 47 46 1 0
3593 We were worried too, but this one doesn't lean. God's ok with this one; even blessed us with the unbeatable interest rates. So come on up neighbors, come find heaven in these grains of sand. 1.0213 0.02151 47 46 1 0
3594 You are adorable. 1.0213 0.02151 47 46 1 0
3595 Goddam, look at this shit! They're building these new luxury condominiums all over the downtown area! Whatever, I'm leaving for college anyway, who gives a shit if this town just becomes another gentrified suburb of Seattle.. I couldn't give a shit. 1.0204 0.02062 49 48 1 0
3596 Love new place, Lucy! Like big alone cave. Ooga ooga. 1.0200 0.02020 50 49 1 0