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Name | Value |
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Submission deadline | 2019-10-20T23:03:00.000Z |
Voting started | - |
Voting ended | 2019-11-04T00:04:00.000Z |
Finalists announced | 2019-10-28T23:04:00.000Z |
Magazine(s) announcing finalists issued | November 4, 2019 |
Number of captions | 5549 |
Number of responses | 1124181 |
Number of participants | - |
In this table, the "mean" means the empirically measured average funniness score when the "unfunny", "somewhat funny" and "funny" receive a funniness score of 1, 2, 3 respectively. "Precison" is the standard error of the mean, the standard deviation of the mean estimate. With that, a caption with an empirical mean μ and precision σ has true mean in the range [μ - 2σ, μ + 2σ] with 95% probability by the 68-95-99.7 rule assuming the responses are indepedent and identically distributed.
Rank | Caption | Mean | Precision | Total votes | "Unfunny" votes | "Somewhat funny" votes | "Funny" votes |
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0 | I don't mind autumn so much; it's the fall I hate. | 2.2621 | 0.00611 | 13884 | 2266 | 5719 | 5899 |
1 | Congratulations. You're now the branch manager. | 2.0504 | 0.00700 | 12512 | 3539 | 4806 | 4167 |
2 | Deciduous? When were you going to tell me | 2.0129 | 0.00701 | 12364 | 3679 | 4848 | 3837 |
3 | I've led a good life, but now it's time to meet my raker. | 2.0047 | 0.00713 | 11951 | 3599 | 4697 | 3655 |
4 | I'll wait for you on the car. | 2.0046 | 0.00743 | 10417 | 2973 | 4423 | 3021 |
5 | You said we’d BOTH go on three! | 1.9877 | 0.00771 | 9783 | 2908 | 4087 | 2788 |
6 | It’s not you. It’s November. | 1.9491 | 0.00796 | 9227 | 2947 | 3803 | 2477 |
7 | As usual, you're never ready when it's time to leave. | 1.9083 | 0.00796 | 9141 | 3102 | 3775 | 2264 |
8 | Seems to me you have problems letting go. | 1.8971 | 0.00728 | 10474 | 3509 | 4537 | 2428 |
9 | Give me a call when you get to the ground. We'll do mulch. | 1.8935 | 0.00945 | 6762 | 2438 | 2606 | 1718 |
10 | Here's hoping a leaf blower is what I think it is. | 1.8870 | 0.01013 | 6497 | 2572 | 2087 | 1838 |
11 | On the bright side, we lasted longer than any member of the current administration! | 1.8785 | 0.01055 | 5763 | 2242 | 1979 | 1542 |
12 | Sorry to leave you hanging. | 1.8693 | 0.01433 | 2792 | 1006 | 1145 | 641 |
13 | Aim for the Johnson's yard -- they don't rake. | 1.8603 | 0.00801 | 8836 | 3210 | 3650 | 1976 |
14 | I heard our branch was letting everyone go but didn't want to believe it. | 1.8452 | 0.00975 | 5782 | 2105 | 2467 | 1210 |
15 | I don't think you're grasping the gravity of the situation. | 1.8416 | 0.01093 | 4894 | 1880 | 1909 | 1105 |
16 | Fall! Now I get it! | 1.8392 | 0.00899 | 7169 | 2748 | 2827 | 1594 |
17 | I’m worried I’ll find you lying in a gutter somewhere. | 1.8324 | 0.01000 | 5793 | 2243 | 2278 | 1272 |
18 | I told you it was a seasonal position | 1.8298 | 0.00839 | 7903 | 2985 | 3278 | 1640 |
19 | Whatever happens, at least we're not nuts. | 1.8201 | 0.01118 | 4674 | 1860 | 1795 | 1019 |
20 | That's why we're called leaves; it's what we do. | 1.8034 | 0.01025 | 5382 | 2155 | 2130 | 1097 |
21 | I don't want to move to Florida, you said. I'd miss the changing of the seasons, you said. | 1.7814 | 0.01055 | 5156 | 2165 | 1953 | 1038 |
22 | Kermit was wrong...it was easier being green | 1.7635 | 0.01180 | 4177 | 1825 | 1515 | 837 |
23 | Nature calls! Gotta go! | 1.7560 | 0.01000 | 5730 | 2512 | 2105 | 1113 |
24 | ”Don’t be sad. We’ll be buds again in the Spring. | 1.7518 | 0.00980 | 5867 | 2572 | 2183 | 1112 |
25 | We’ll always have summer. | 1.7477 | 0.00834 | 7856 | 3389 | 3060 | 1407 |
26 | I've been faking photosynthesis for weeks now. | 1.7355 | 0.01027 | 5372 | 2421 | 1951 | 1000 |
27 | I love the colors, but I hate the fall. | 1.7267 | 0.01021 | 5206 | 2320 | 1990 | 896 |
28 | Think of this as not the end, but a leaf of absence. | 1.7155 | 0.01570 | 2169 | 976 | 834 | 359 |
29 | Let me know if he gets impeached! | 1.7074 | 0.01027 | 5820 | 2887 | 1749 | 1184 |
30 | I forget... Is it "fall forward" or "fall back?" | 1.7041 | 0.01202 | 3907 | 1852 | 1359 | 696 |
31 | You never think it's going to happen to you. | 1.6983 | 0.01016 | 5191 | 2411 | 1935 | 845 |
32 | Now is the autumn of my discontent. | 1.6976 | 0.01137 | 4322 | 2059 | 1511 | 752 |
33 | Watch this, reverse 3 and a half somersaults with a half twist. | 1.6975 | 0.01134 | 4318 | 2052 | 1523 | 743 |
34 | If you stay, you'll never amount to mulch. | 1.6953 | 0.01917 | 1546 | 746 | 525 | 275 |
35 | I asked my mother "What will I be? Will I be compost? Will I be free? Will I be just debris?" | 1.6952 | 0.01159 | 4367 | 2150 | 1398 | 819 |
36 | I'm falling for you. There, I said it. | 1.6946 | 0.01731 | 1811 | 852 | 660 | 299 |
37 | The answer, my friend.... | 1.6928 | 0.00974 | 6137 | 3020 | 1982 | 1135 |
38 | I'm off to the after-leaf. | 1.6790 | 0.01102 | 4613 | 2271 | 1552 | 790 |
39 | Head for the gutter; you’ll last for years. | 1.6757 | 0.01235 | 3568 | 1742 | 1243 | 583 |
40 | But how will I know it’s you? | 1.6752 | 0.01057 | 4861 | 2374 | 1695 | 792 |
41 | I admire your conviction, Walter, but denying season change is not a thing. | 1.6630 | 0.01137 | 4217 | 2102 | 1437 | 678 |
42 | And now, I'm going to meet my raker. | 1.6609 | 0.01134 | 4303 | 2179 | 1409 | 715 |
43 | The answer my dear is ”blowing in the wind!” | 1.6526 | 0.01774 | 1759 | 898 | 574 | 287 |
44 | Call me when you land. | 1.6496 | 0.01378 | 2680 | 1316 | 987 | 377 |
45 | We had joy, we had fun, we had...well, one season in the sun. | 1.6475 | 0.01485 | 2366 | 1181 | 838 | 347 |
46 | Seasonal Affective Disorder brings me down every year | 1.6437 | 0.01485 | 2478 | 1276 | 809 | 393 |
47 | I'm being transferred to a different branch. | 1.6409 | 0.00963 | 5829 | 3000 | 1923 | 906 |
48 | And my will is in the loose leaf binder. | 1.6283 | 0.01371 | 2973 | 1588 | 902 | 483 |
49 | Forget the whistleblower, it’s the leaf blower you gotta watch out for! | 1.6249 | 0.01601 | 2045 | 1063 | 686 | 296 |
50 | Sometimes letting go is the hardest part. | 1.6189 | 0.01478 | 2149 | 1070 | 828 | 251 |
51 | C'mon! Don't be so indeciduous! | 1.6165 | 0.02123 | 1163 | 613 | 383 | 167 |
52 | Are you aware of the gravity of this situation? | 1.6163 | 0.01685 | 1845 | 973 | 607 | 265 |
53 | On 3 - you were supposed to go on 3! | 1.6127 | 0.01334 | 2822 | 1466 | 983 | 373 |
54 | Perennials, they all act so entitled. | 1.6123 | 0.02391 | 962 | 523 | 289 | 150 |
55 | I don’t care what Kermit said, it WAS easy being green... | 1.6099 | 0.01215 | 3527 | 1874 | 1155 | 498 |
56 | No, no -- you're confusing weather with climate. | 1.6081 | 0.02094 | 1156 | 608 | 393 | 155 |
57 | I hate being the last one to leave. | 1.6059 | 0.01882 | 1360 | 701 | 494 | 165 |
58 | Best case scenario is we wind up in the same student's art project. | 1.6056 | 0.01286 | 3055 | 1612 | 1036 | 407 |
59 | Penultimate. Look it up. | 1.6023 | 0.01382 | 2821 | 1544 | 855 | 422 |
60 | We survived a caterpillar for this?! | 1.5946 | 0.01969 | 1337 | 727 | 425 | 185 |
61 | I'm gonna go out on a limb and say this is the end. | 1.5933 | 0.01240 | 3231 | 1734 | 1080 | 417 |
62 | I always thought you would leave me first | 1.5910 | 0.01108 | 4044 | 2177 | 1347 | 520 |
63 | Quick! Tell me the punchline! | 1.5902 | 0.02020 | 1264 | 691 | 400 | 173 |
64 | Don't forget to turn off the sap when you leave! | 1.5819 | 0.02074 | 1160 | 633 | 379 | 148 |
65 | Dammit, Darrel. | 1.5719 | 0.01253 | 4202 | 2670 | 661 | 871 |
66 | I'm aiming at that convertible and hope to finish up in a nice place in the country." | 1.5641 | 0.01605 | 1849 | 1019 | 617 | 213 |
67 | You feeling okay? You still look a little green. | 1.5566 | 0.02203 | 963 | 533 | 324 | 106 |
68 | I said if ever I would leave you, it wouldn't be in Springtime. | 1.5521 | 0.01606 | 2007 | 1170 | 566 | 271 |
69 | Why is that everyone I meet leaves?! | 1.5493 | 0.02076 | 1076 | 601 | 359 | 116 |
70 | Oh Frank, it's beautiful......I see a white light, and grandma, and cousin Eddie....." | 1.5480 | 0.01608 | 2040 | 1207 | 548 | 285 |
71 | The hard part is just letting go. | 1.5472 | 0.01335 | 2544 | 1413 | 870 | 261 |
72 | But I voted Remain! | 1.5464 | 0.02359 | 981 | 591 | 244 | 146 |
73 | I told you it wouldn't stop with the acorns. | 1.5423 | 0.02049 | 1075 | 601 | 365 | 109 |
74 | Calling it autumn is just a form of denial. | 1.5421 | 0.01677 | 1686 | 962 | 534 | 190 |
75 | Here goes -- I'll see you in the after-leaf! | 1.5420 | 0.01377 | 2511 | 1438 | 786 | 287 |
76 | My therapist is helping me work through my attachment issues. | 1.5415 | 0.01692 | 1662 | 951 | 522 | 189 |
77 | 'First they came for the maple leaves, and I did not speak out--Because I was not a maple leaf.' | 1.5344 | 0.01833 | 1510 | 898 | 417 | 195 |
78 | Hurry up Martha; before all the good spots are taken. | 1.5340 | 0.01524 | 2030 | 1172 | 632 | 226 |
79 | It’s not you. I’ve changed. | 1.5320 | 0.01542 | 1968 | 1136 | 617 | 215 |
80 | I'm sorry; I just snapped. | 1.5295 | 0.02375 | 848 | 496 | 255 | 97 |
81 | What do you mean you changed your mind?! | 1.5259 | 0.01625 | 1776 | 1037 | 544 | 195 |
82 | I'm ending it all. I just heard someone say I was the color of Trump. | 1.5226 | 0.02045 | 1259 | 775 | 310 | 174 |
83 | Guess this is what it's like to be a Trump adviser. | 1.5215 | 0.02507 | 792 | 477 | 217 | 98 |
84 | I hate to see us fall apart, but I need to be the one that leaves. | 1.5210 | 0.01558 | 1950 | 1152 | 580 | 218 |
85 | We're leaves. We can't stay. | 1.5189 | 0.01564 | 1902 | 1120 | 577 | 205 |
86 | I'll never forget the way you rustled! | 1.5189 | 0.01836 | 1405 | 833 | 415 | 157 |
87 | We’ve both changed, Helen. That’s why I have to leave. | 1.5181 | 0.01577 | 1901 | 1130 | 558 | 213 |
88 | I’m heading to Vermont where at least I’ll be appreciated. | 1.5170 | 0.01929 | 1263 | 749 | 375 | 139 |
89 | Sorry, I just have attachment issues. | 1.5167 | 0.01591 | 1798 | 1061 | 548 | 189 |
90 | It was nice hanging out with you. | 1.5158 | 0.01641 | 1611 | 928 | 535 | 148 |
91 | It’s not about letting go, it’s about letting the wind take you places you have never been. | 1.5133 | 0.01981 | 1169 | 691 | 356 | 122 |
92 | It was a fun summer but I have attachment issues. | 1.5127 | 0.01623 | 1734 | 1024 | 531 | 179 |
93 | After all that photosynthesis,I can’t believe we are being let go! | 1.5108 | 0.01728 | 1484 | 869 | 472 | 143 |
94 | Did you realize the gravity of our situation? | 1.5092 | 0.01678 | 1638 | 977 | 488 | 173 |
95 | I just pray they're baggers, not burners. | 1.5077 | 0.02519 | 713 | 423 | 218 | 72 |
96 | We’re going to amount to mulch | 1.5071 | 0.01747 | 1552 | 941 | 436 | 175 |
97 | Winter? I'm pretty discontent now. | 1.5067 | 0.02538 | 744 | 452 | 207 | 85 |
98 | I know I’m not a tree and this isn’t a forest, but let me know if you hear anything when I fall. | 1.5062 | 0.01996 | 1207 | 735 | 333 | 139 |
99 | I just want you to know this has been the best 6 months of my life | 1.5060 | 0.02659 | 668 | 404 | 190 | 74 |
100 | 'Autumn' doesn't quite capture the existential dread of this moment. | 1.5059 | 0.02360 | 842 | 508 | 242 | 92 |
101 | Thanks Harry. You have a great Fall too. | 1.4988 | 0.01841 | 1295 | 771 | 402 | 122 |
102 | My goal is to get into a kindergarten show and tell | 1.4968 | 0.02094 | 1087 | 670 | 294 | 123 |
103 | Hang tough until the snow and really piss them off." | 1.4965 | 0.02375 | 852 | 527 | 227 | 98 |
104 | Well this blows. | 1.4870 | 0.02079 | 1080 | 671 | 292 | 117 |
105 | Remember, aim for that spot right where the hood meets the windshield | 1.4861 | 0.02286 | 897 | 559 | 240 | 98 |
106 | Detached? I’ll show you detached! | 1.4836 | 0.02070 | 1038 | 637 | 300 | 101 |
107 | Everyone leaves | 1.4835 | 0.01985 | 1123 | 688 | 327 | 108 |
108 | As usual, you are going to let me take the fall. | 1.4829 | 0.02037 | 1052 | 642 | 312 | 98 |
109 | Gonna drift by a window. | 1.4822 | 0.02110 | 1122 | 721 | 261 | 140 |
110 | Ah, fall. I get it now. | 1.4811 | 0.02011 | 1087 | 667 | 317 | 103 |
111 | I hope there's an after-leaf! | 1.4775 | 0.02115 | 1001 | 622 | 280 | 99 |
112 | Seriously, do you not know what deciduous means? | 1.4773 | 0.02045 | 1033 | 634 | 305 | 94 |
113 | Don't look surprised you knew how this was going to end. | 1.4770 | 0.02034 | 1044 | 641 | 308 | 95 |
114 | I hope to reincarnate as an Evergreen. | 1.4752 | 0.02717 | 625 | 394 | 165 | 66 |
115 | It's over. We've changed. | 1.4750 | 0.03067 | 440 | 267 | 137 | 36 |
116 | Dude......delete my browser history! | 1.4719 | 0.02466 | 784 | 503 | 192 | 89 |
117 | First I change colors...and now this? | 1.4719 | 0.02072 | 977 | 599 | 295 | 83 |
118 | Shoot for the Wilson's. They never rake. | 1.4710 | 0.02140 | 930 | 574 | 274 | 82 |
119 | Storm the lawn. They can't rake all of us! | 1.4699 | 0.02123 | 947 | 586 | 277 | 84 |
120 | You’re late, as usual. | 1.4663 | 0.02164 | 905 | 562 | 264 | 79 |
121 | Face it, baby. The chlorophyll is gone. | 1.4657 | 0.02374 | 773 | 485 | 216 | 72 |
122 | I guess this makes you the new branch manager. | 1.4644 | 0.02535 | 661 | 412 | 191 | 58 |
123 | I'm not leaving you, I'm falling for you. | 1.4624 | 0.02325 | 852 | 548 | 214 | 90 |
124 | I'll see you on the street. | 1.4623 | 0.02241 | 861 | 542 | 240 | 79 |
125 | I’m leaving you Doris. It was only a summer fling. | 1.4622 | 0.02257 | 859 | 548 | 227 | 84 |
126 | My tine has come. | 1.4611 | 0.02624 | 848 | 599 | 107 | 142 |
127 | I'm not falling, I'm descending into old age gracefully. | 1.4604 | 0.02196 | 845 | 523 | 255 | 67 |
128 | Oh well, nature calls. | 1.4576 | 0.02954 | 507 | 324 | 134 | 49 |
129 | Never let go, Rose. | 1.4567 | 0.02292 | 808 | 510 | 227 | 71 |
130 | You're the last leaf on the tree. You deserve a bough. | 1.4565 | 0.02333 | 804 | 513 | 215 | 76 |
131 | I'm coming back as an evergreen. | 1.4561 | 0.02236 | 798 | 494 | 244 | 60 |
132 | Who the hell could possibly make a song out of this? | 1.4545 | 0.02355 | 803 | 517 | 207 | 79 |
133 | Good luck Mr. Pence. | 1.4544 | 0.02427 | 779 | 507 | 190 | 82 |
134 | And I was just getting the hang of it... | 1.4541 | 0.02524 | 654 | 412 | 187 | 55 |
135 | Meet me at the Henderson's. They don't mulch. | 1.4540 | 0.02245 | 793 | 493 | 240 | 60 |
136 | You are right - we should have tried stem cell therapy. | 1.4538 | 0.02663 | 650 | 424 | 157 | 69 |
137 | It's like a ride share, but the city picks you up. | 1.4528 | 0.02391 | 731 | 462 | 207 | 62 |
138 | Well Rustle, it was fun shooting the breeze, but it's time for me to leaf. | 1.4523 | 0.02359 | 745 | 470 | 213 | 62 |
139 | I've changed, we both have. | 1.4505 | 0.02345 | 748 | 472 | 215 | 61 |
140 | You need to learn to let go | 1.4487 | 0.02358 | 731 | 461 | 212 | 58 |
141 | Wow, Branch Manager in under a year! | 1.4482 | 0.02391 | 734 | 468 | 203 | 63 |
142 | I'm hoping for burial in a compost heap rather than cremation. | 1.4480 | 0.02428 | 741 | 479 | 192 | 70 |
143 | And I thought it was hard being green. | 1.4480 | 0.02367 | 741 | 471 | 208 | 62 |
144 | Fall already? I just got tan! | 1.4478 | 0.02368 | 737 | 468 | 208 | 61 |
145 | Looks like I have to be the fall guy. | 1.4460 | 0.02374 | 713 | 450 | 208 | 55 |
146 | I just can’t date a climate change denier. | 1.4431 | 0.02455 | 686 | 439 | 190 | 57 |
147 | Look, they don't call this season "Hold!" | 1.4425 | 0.02487 | 687 | 444 | 182 | 61 |
148 | It's one small leaf for man,one giant mess for mankind. | 1.4425 | 0.02517 | 669 | 432 | 178 | 59 |
149 | Do you think people know we do this alphabetically, Zyggy? | 1.4423 | 0.02516 | 676 | 438 | 177 | 61 |
150 | We tried - but these May to December romances fall apart around October. | 1.4417 | 0.02495 | 677 | 437 | 181 | 59 |
151 | Frankly, I'm embarrassed to be orange. | 1.4410 | 0.02595 | 669 | 442 | 159 | 68 |
152 | There’s a rumor they’re closing down the branch. | 1.4407 | 0.02476 | 674 | 433 | 185 | 56 |
153 | Beat this. A half gainer with a full twist. | 1.4405 | 0.02499 | 672 | 434 | 180 | 58 |
154 | Horrible timing, eh? Now we'll never find out if he got impeached. | 1.4395 | 0.02632 | 653 | 433 | 153 | 67 |
155 | Why do I have to be the fall guy? | 1.4380 | 0.02446 | 653 | 414 | 192 | 47 |
156 | Well, my friend, I'm off to find out if the answer really is just blowin' in the wind. | 1.4380 | 0.02531 | 653 | 423 | 174 | 56 |
157 | Remember, you promised Mom you won’t end up in the gutter. | 1.4360 | 0.02643 | 594 | 385 | 159 | 50 |
158 | No - honestly, I’m falling for you. | 1.4357 | 0.02543 | 638 | 413 | 172 | 53 |
159 | It's been arboreal! | 1.4357 | 0.02533 | 645 | 418 | 173 | 54 |
160 | To infinity, and the lawn! | 1.4353 | 0.02650 | 634 | 421 | 150 | 63 |
161 | Will you finally admit that photosynthesis was not some wacky conspiracy theory? | 1.4351 | 0.03224 | 439 | 294 | 99 | 46 |
162 | I don’t think you appreciate the gravity of the situation. | 1.4346 | 0.02541 | 635 | 411 | 172 | 52 |
163 | I slept with your sister. | 1.4344 | 0.02981 | 511 | 342 | 116 | 53 |
164 | Remember to set the clock back! | 1.4344 | 0.02623 | 617 | 404 | 158 | 55 |
165 | You sure? Everyone's going to be there! | 1.4327 | 0.02541 | 617 | 397 | 173 | 47 |
166 | Sure, the colors are nice, but what did I really achieve? | 1.4327 | 0.02682 | 557 | 359 | 155 | 43 |
167 | I should have moisturized!! | 1.4323 | 0.02573 | 613 | 397 | 167 | 49 |
168 | Oh crap. You win. | 1.4323 | 0.02633 | 620 | 409 | 154 | 57 |
169 | So you know the drill. Once this anal idiot has raked us all up you fall. | 1.4322 | 0.02757 | 597 | 401 | 134 | 62 |
170 | This isn't what I had in mind when I said I was falling for you! | 1.4304 | 0.02640 | 611 | 408 | 145 | 58 |
171 | Come on, we're half in the bag already. | 1.4304 | 0.03022 | 460 | 302 | 118 | 40 |
172 | Spring will be such a releaf | 1.4302 | 0.02605 | 609 | 398 | 160 | 51 |
173 | I'm just not as strong as you Bob, I just have to do what everyone else is doing. | 1.4300 | 0.02548 | 607 | 391 | 171 | 45 |
174 | I am not afraid of the fall, It is the leafblower that I am terrified of. | 1.4295 | 0.02491 | 596 | 377 | 182 | 37 |
175 | This is where I leave you. | 1.4295 | 0.02548 | 603 | 388 | 171 | 44 |
176 | I've always preferred the word autumn. | 1.4293 | 0.02597 | 601 | 391 | 162 | 48 |
177 | So much for your theory about drinking six glasses of water a day. | 1.4290 | 0.02646 | 599 | 394 | 153 | 52 |
178 | At some point in life, we all have to just let go. | 1.4261 | 0.02541 | 582 | 372 | 172 | 38 |
179 | Oh no, this is premature evacuation | 1.4260 | 0.02819 | 554 | 372 | 128 | 54 |
180 | I told you everybody suddenly turning orange wasn't a good sign. | 1.4258 | 0.02603 | 573 | 370 | 162 | 41 |
181 | I guess those coniferous bastards will have the last laugh now. | 1.4250 | 0.02772 | 567 | 380 | 133 | 54 |
182 | No, really, it was an honor to serve in your Administration! | 1.4231 | 0.02879 | 553 | 378 | 116 | 59 |
183 | This place is dead anyway. | 1.4227 | 0.02728 | 563 | 374 | 140 | 49 |
184 | I guess that makes ME the new Secretary of Homeland Security. | 1.4219 | 0.02795 | 557 | 375 | 129 | 53 |
185 | Seasons change and so did—AAH! | 1.4216 | 0.02731 | 555 | 368 | 140 | 47 |
186 | Stay golden, bro. | 1.4216 | 0.02622 | 555 | 359 | 158 | 38 |
187 | I hung around for as long as I could. | 1.4212 | 0.02738 | 546 | 361 | 140 | 45 |
188 | Wait...What do you mean, 'I look rakish' | 1.4210 | 0.02720 | 544 | 358 | 143 | 43 |
189 | I think that’s my Uber. | 1.4185 | 0.02720 | 540 | 356 | 142 | 42 |
190 | I didn't realize that I would end up the fall guy! | 1.4160 | 0.02724 | 524 | 344 | 142 | 38 |
191 | Well, screw you, tree, and the acorn you rode in on. | 1.4155 | 0.02864 | 515 | 347 | 122 | 46 |
192 | We had joy, we had fun, we had a season in the sun. | 1.4149 | 0.02715 | 511 | 333 | 144 | 34 |
193 | It's ok.Just try to compost yourself. | 1.4144 | 0.02854 | 514 | 346 | 123 | 45 |
194 | I hope I land face up | 1.4130 | 0.02760 | 506 | 333 | 137 | 36 |
195 | This is the last time I explain inevitably to you. | 1.4128 | 0.02858 | 499 | 334 | 124 | 41 |
196 | So long pal, it's been a breeze. | 1.4119 | 0.02806 | 505 | 336 | 130 | 39 |
197 | Remember- Tuck and Roll! | 1.4119 | 0.02847 | 505 | 339 | 124 | 42 |
198 | Would it be too ironic to shout 'Geronimo' on Columbus Day? | 1.4115 | 0.02964 | 503 | 346 | 107 | 50 |
199 | Don’t be sad. We knew we were going out on a limb with this relationship. | 1.4094 | 0.02845 | 491 | 328 | 125 | 38 |
200 | I just want to feel more grounded. | 1.4086 | 0.02755 | 487 | 319 | 137 | 31 |
201 | I want to be raked, not blown. | 1.4085 | 0.02912 | 492 | 334 | 115 | 43 |
202 | I'll be waiting on the car. | 1.4083 | 0.02964 | 480 | 327 | 110 | 43 |
203 | Just remember....I don't want to be cremated! | 1.4082 | 0.03294 | 365 | 244 | 93 | 28 |
204 | I think I understand now, why you said you felt detached. | 1.4079 | 0.02883 | 478 | 320 | 121 | 37 |
205 | Hope falls eternal. | 1.4079 | 0.02890 | 478 | 323 | 116 | 39 |
206 | We used to be buds! | 1.4079 | 0.02892 | 483 | 325 | 119 | 39 |
207 | In the end, everyone leaves. | 1.4076 | 0.02936 | 476 | 322 | 114 | 40 |
208 | See, I told you there's a reason it's called Fall. | 1.4064 | 0.02821 | 470 | 310 | 129 | 31 |
209 | Big deal. So you're the last ! You know what they say about pride, don't you ? | 1.4056 | 0.03355 | 392 | 272 | 81 | 39 |
210 | I know I should be all like, 'Wheeee', but I'm more like 'Meh.' | 1.4046 | 0.03524 | 351 | 243 | 74 | 34 |
211 | The wind is from the south so let's go with Evacuation Plan B--meet on the front porch steps. | 1.4030 | 0.02810 | 464 | 306 | 129 | 29 |
212 | I'm heading for his wiper blade. It's my only chance to see the world. | 1.4022 | 0.02953 | 450 | 303 | 113 | 34 |
213 | Depending on where you land, this conversation is not over. | 1.4019 | 0.03021 | 413 | 275 | 110 | 28 |
214 | They were right, we ARE going to end up on the street! | 1.4015 | 0.03239 | 391 | 267 | 91 | 33 |
215 | Nature calls. I really gotta go. | 1.4013 | 0.02876 | 456 | 304 | 121 | 31 |
216 | I can’t believe you’re leaving me hanging like this! | 1.4013 | 0.02909 | 456 | 306 | 117 | 33 |
217 | Before I go, I should confess I've photosynthesized with your sister. | 1.4009 | 0.03080 | 454 | 315 | 96 | 43 |
218 | Clear my Search history | 1.3991 | 0.02981 | 436 | 294 | 110 | 32 |
219 | Well, I hope you find that car with a Florida license plate. | 1.3984 | 0.03309 | 379 | 261 | 85 | 33 |
220 | Looks like you're the last one in the administration ... remember: stall. obfuscate,attack,repeat. | 1.3982 | 0.03055 | 442 | 304 | 100 | 38 |
221 | We are both going down, no matter what you think. | 1.3982 | 0.02953 | 442 | 298 | 112 | 32 |
222 | It's not a phase, mom. | 1.3982 | 0.02900 | 442 | 295 | 118 | 29 |
223 | Yeah I'm free, I'm free fallin' | 1.3982 | 0.02987 | 442 | 300 | 108 | 34 |
224 | I'd be safe and warm if I was in L.A. | 1.3977 | 0.03013 | 440 | 300 | 105 | 35 |
225 | Aim for the hedge, they can't rake there. | 1.3977 | 0.02979 | 440 | 298 | 109 | 33 |
226 | You'll love it, all our friends are there. | 1.3973 | 0.02863 | 438 | 290 | 122 | 26 |
227 | Delete my browser history! | 1.3973 | 0.03040 | 438 | 300 | 102 | 36 |
228 | Been great hanging with you! See you in the compost heap? | 1.3968 | 0.02944 | 436 | 293 | 113 | 30 |
229 | Look, we're leaves. That's what we do. | 1.3968 | 0.02997 | 436 | 296 | 107 | 33 |
230 | I don’t want to be composted without you | 1.3968 | 0.02962 | 436 | 294 | 111 | 31 |
231 | Ch-ch-ch-ch-changes... | 1.3963 | 0.02935 | 434 | 291 | 114 | 29 |
232 | All things orange must come to an end - like autumn leaves and awful presidents. | 1.3963 | 0.03111 | 434 | 301 | 94 | 39 |
233 | Well, I’m gonna hit the road. | 1.3958 | 0.02962 | 432 | 291 | 111 | 30 |
234 | Now I know what you meant when you said it was going to be a long fall. | 1.3953 | 0.02897 | 430 | 286 | 118 | 26 |
235 | Well this is what I've been telling you since April. | 1.3953 | 0.03508 | 339 | 235 | 74 | 30 |
236 | Wish me luck. Gonna try for the front porch. | 1.3944 | 0.02857 | 426 | 281 | 122 | 23 |
237 | Are you coming to the Fall reunion? | 1.3943 | 0.02918 | 421 | 280 | 116 | 25 |
238 | I always hoped I'd go first. | 1.3939 | 0.02865 | 424 | 280 | 121 | 23 |
239 | I thought you said on three? | 1.3934 | 0.03045 | 422 | 288 | 102 | 32 |
240 | If ever I would leave you it would have to be in autumn. | 1.3929 | 0.03073 | 420 | 288 | 99 | 33 |
241 | Mulch obliged. | 1.3929 | 0.03073 | 420 | 288 | 99 | 33 |
242 | Don't worry, we'll be together again in a little pile. | 1.3929 | 0.03110 | 420 | 290 | 95 | 35 |
243 | Don't forget-bend at the knees. | 1.3923 | 0.03064 | 418 | 286 | 100 | 32 |
244 | One great leaf for mankind | 1.3923 | 0.02950 | 418 | 280 | 112 | 26 |
245 | I want to be red and I want to lie around on the ground– what's not to understand? | 1.3923 | 0.02954 | 413 | 276 | 112 | 25 |
246 | I want to come back as a pine needle. | 1.3918 | 0.03036 | 416 | 283 | 103 | 30 |
247 | I'm going for the windshield. Meet me there. | 1.3918 | 0.02998 | 416 | 281 | 107 | 28 |
248 | Tell my acorns I love them. | 1.3913 | 0.03026 | 414 | 281 | 104 | 29 |
249 | Looks like I'm leaving. | 1.3913 | 0.02997 | 414 | 282 | 103 | 29 |
250 | Gonna see what all the fuss is... I'll be right back. | 1.3912 | 0.03384 | 363 | 253 | 78 | 32 |
251 | Its crunch time. | 1.3897 | 0.03172 | 408 | 284 | 89 | 35 |
252 | Don't worry--the fall is FAKE NEWS. | 1.3897 | 0.03133 | 408 | 282 | 93 | 33 |
253 | Why? The answer my friend is blowin' in the wind. | 1.3888 | 0.02960 | 409 | 282 | 98 | 29 |
254 | Don't fall for anyone else. | 1.3881 | 0.02877 | 402 | 265 | 118 | 19 |
255 | You were dead inside, anyway. | 1.3875 | 0.03055 | 400 | 272 | 101 | 27 |
256 | I hate this part, soooo literal. | 1.3871 | 0.03870 | 279 | 196 | 58 | 25 |
257 | Sorry, I just can't handle watching another Democratic debate. | 1.3864 | 0.03157 | 396 | 274 | 91 | 31 |
258 | Other than this, it really is my favorite season. | 1.3858 | 0.03064 | 394 | 268 | 100 | 26 |
259 | Didn't you hear? They're closing our branch. | 1.3858 | 0.03127 | 394 | 271 | 94 | 29 |
260 | Remember, top of the Empire State Building, six months from now. | 1.3858 | 0.03127 | 394 | 271 | 94 | 29 |
261 | It's no use. I'm leaving. | 1.3852 | 0.03116 | 392 | 269 | 95 | 28 |
262 | It could be worse. Remember what happened to the acorn yesterday? | 1.3848 | 0.03037 | 395 | 268 | 102 | 25 |
263 | I always thought you would go first! | 1.3846 | 0.03105 | 390 | 267 | 96 | 27 |
264 | Watch me stick this landing. | 1.3846 | 0.03148 | 390 | 269 | 92 | 29 |
265 | If you make another "fall" pun, I swear to God I'll throw myself from this tree. | 1.3846 | 0.03127 | 390 | 268 | 94 | 28 |
266 | Please don't quote Ecclesiastes. | 1.3834 | 0.03253 | 386 | 271 | 82 | 33 |
267 | So… now that we’re finally alo— | 1.3834 | 0.03232 | 386 | 270 | 84 | 32 |
268 | Farewell! I'm off to meet my Raker. | 1.3830 | 0.03194 | 389 | 271 | 87 | 31 |
269 | My therapist said it's time to let go. | 1.3830 | 0.03046 | 376 | 253 | 102 | 21 |
270 | We both knew this was just a May October romance anyway. | 1.3828 | 0.03071 | 384 | 261 | 99 | 24 |
271 | I want to get down there before the best spots are all taken! | 1.3828 | 0.03027 | 384 | 259 | 103 | 22 |
272 | Sorry Mr President, I've decided to testify. | 1.3828 | 0.03264 | 384 | 270 | 81 | 33 |
273 | Don’t act so surprised. You know we’ve both changed. | 1.3828 | 0.03049 | 384 | 260 | 101 | 23 |
274 | Joyce Kilmer never mentioned this! | 1.3822 | 0.03037 | 382 | 258 | 102 | 22 |
275 | But all the leaves are brown and the sky is grey! How will you find me? | 1.3816 | 0.03158 | 380 | 262 | 91 | 27 |
276 | I'm going to meet the Grim Sweeper. | 1.3816 | 0.03092 | 380 | 259 | 97 | 24 |
277 | My ambition is scrapbook, but I'll end up compost. | 1.3815 | 0.03922 | 270 | 191 | 55 | 24 |
278 | I told you eating all that kale was a waste of time. | 1.3810 | 0.03191 | 378 | 262 | 88 | 28 |
279 | Good luck with your attachment issues. | 1.3810 | 0.03102 | 378 | 258 | 96 | 24 |
280 | Retirement feels different than I imagined! | 1.3797 | 0.03077 | 374 | 254 | 98 | 22 |
281 | Sorry, babe, but I gotta go where the wind takes me. | 1.3794 | 0.03105 | 369 | 251 | 96 | 22 |
282 | Remember, don’t buy annuities. | 1.3793 | 0.03083 | 377 | 257 | 97 | 23 |
283 | Why didn’t they tell us about this when we were buds? | 1.3787 | 0.03207 | 375 | 261 | 86 | 28 |
284 | Let's face it, it was just a Summer thing. | 1.3784 | 0.03214 | 370 | 257 | 86 | 27 |
285 | You never think it'll happen to you. | 1.3777 | 0.03060 | 368 | 249 | 99 | 20 |
286 | It's a reverse triple somersault with a double twist. | 1.3777 | 0.03225 | 368 | 256 | 85 | 27 |
287 | This is why it's called Fall, Phil. | 1.3777 | 0.03156 | 368 | 253 | 91 | 24 |
288 | We were together all summer! And then a little headwind comes along and you blow me off. | 1.3770 | 0.03095 | 366 | 249 | 96 | 21 |
289 | What more can I say, Helen? Seasons change. | 1.3770 | 0.03046 | 366 | 247 | 100 | 19 |
290 | Okay I lied, we're not Evergreens. | 1.3770 | 0.03143 | 366 | 251 | 92 | 23 |
291 | This is why I prefer the term "autumn." | 1.3764 | 0.03251 | 356 | 247 | 84 | 25 |
292 | and now I’m off to meet my raker | 1.3764 | 0.03226 | 356 | 246 | 86 | 24 |
293 | But all my friends are jumping, Mom! | 1.3760 | 0.03027 | 367 | 250 | 97 | 20 |
294 | Don't be so in-deciduous! | 1.3757 | 0.03213 | 354 | 244 | 87 | 23 |
295 | I never got to show you my true colors... | 1.3757 | 0.03238 | 354 | 245 | 85 | 24 |
296 | This is actually the fun part. It’s the rake you need to worry about. | 1.3757 | 0.03188 | 354 | 243 | 89 | 22 |
297 | Let's do mulch sometime. | 1.3757 | 0.03238 | 354 | 245 | 85 | 24 |
298 | That's it! I'm leaving. | 1.3757 | 0.03188 | 354 | 243 | 89 | 22 |
299 | To sway ... perchance to fall! Aye! There's the rub! | 1.3757 | 0.03201 | 354 | 246 | 84 | 24 |
300 | No! I'm not ready to meet my raker! | 1.3757 | 0.03263 | 354 | 246 | 83 | 25 |
301 | I'm blown away! LITERALLY... blown away... | 1.3757 | 0.03086 | 354 | 239 | 97 | 18 |
302 | Sorry, but you’re way too clingy. | 1.3757 | 0.03237 | 362 | 252 | 84 | 26 |
303 | Well no actually, fall is not my favorite season. | 1.3743 | 0.03088 | 358 | 243 | 96 | 19 |
304 | I always said I'd go skydiving before I died. | 1.3740 | 0.03217 | 361 | 251 | 85 | 25 |
305 | But you said you were falling for me! | 1.3736 | 0.03124 | 356 | 243 | 93 | 20 |
306 | I'm leaving you, I'm falling for someone more grounded. | 1.3736 | 0.03299 | 348 | 243 | 80 | 25 |
307 | LIMERICK: A little oak leaf named Jaker, Was rattled last night in a shaker From the tree he was shed. The last words that he said, "I'm off to meet the Grim Raker" | 1.3728 | 0.03286 | 346 | 241 | 81 | 24 |
308 | So much for the Green New Deal. | 1.3728 | 0.03129 | 346 | 235 | 93 | 18 |
309 | I hear Warren has a plan for this. | 1.3728 | 0.03411 | 346 | 246 | 71 | 29 |
310 | It was deciduous, Larry. The whole time it was deciduous! | 1.3728 | 0.03235 | 346 | 239 | 85 | 22 |
311 | Remember. Catch southeast winds, meet top floor Empire State Building in six months | 1.3726 | 0.03397 | 314 | 217 | 77 | 20 |
312 | You'll find me down there. How many talking leaves can there be? | 1.3703 | 0.03303 | 343 | 240 | 79 | 24 |
313 | I always knew you'd leaf me. | 1.3703 | 0.03251 | 343 | 238 | 83 | 22 |
314 | Wait. I can't hear you. You're breaking off....... | 1.3695 | 0.03367 | 341 | 241 | 74 | 26 |
315 | I always thought you’’d be the one to go first. | 1.3695 | 0.03263 | 341 | 237 | 82 | 22 |
316 | Well, I didn't know that turning over a new leaf meant this. | 1.3695 | 0.03210 | 341 | 235 | 86 | 20 |
317 | OK, so I lied. We ARE deciduous - on my Mother's side. | 1.3687 | 0.03302 | 339 | 237 | 79 | 23 |
318 | Oh I get it now- that’s why it’s called fall | 1.3687 | 0.03221 | 339 | 234 | 85 | 20 |
319 | I'll never leave y....never mind! | 1.3687 | 0.03328 | 339 | 238 | 77 | 24 |
320 | I'm leafing you, Henry. | 1.3680 | 0.03094 | 337 | 238 | 78 | 21 |
321 | I guess I'll soon know if there is an afterleaf. | 1.3680 | 0.03314 | 337 | 236 | 78 | 23 |
322 | I'm falling, and I can't get back up! | 1.3672 | 0.03273 | 335 | 233 | 81 | 21 |
323 | Eighteen billion leaves can't be wrong! | 1.3672 | 0.03245 | 335 | 232 | 83 | 20 |
324 | Glad I hung on until they passed the No Leaf Burning Ordinance. | 1.3664 | 0.03201 | 333 | 229 | 86 | 18 |
325 | There's my Uber | 1.3664 | 0.03340 | 333 | 234 | 76 | 23 |
326 | I don't care what you say, 57 billion other leaves can't be wrong! | 1.3647 | 0.03338 | 329 | 231 | 76 | 22 |
327 | Fall?! I was pushed! | 1.3639 | 0.03379 | 327 | 231 | 73 | 23 |
328 | I’m surprised we hung around this long. | 1.3639 | 0.03461 | 327 | 234 | 67 | 26 |
329 | Oh, snap! | 1.3636 | 0.03350 | 319 | 223 | 76 | 20 |
330 | Aim for the pick-up with Florida plates! | 1.3636 | 0.03290 | 319 | 221 | 80 | 18 |
331 | Hopefully we end up in the same bag! | 1.3631 | 0.03220 | 325 | 224 | 84 | 17 |
332 | I so wanted to see Trump get impeached before I went... | 1.3631 | 0.03503 | 314 | 224 | 66 | 24 |
333 | Crunch time! | 1.3625 | 0.03482 | 309 | 219 | 68 | 22 |
334 | Falling is easy. Comedy is hard. | 1.3622 | 0.03377 | 323 | 228 | 73 | 22 |
335 | Nat King Cole made this whole thing sound so romantic. | 1.3622 | 0.03320 | 323 | 226 | 77 | 20 |
336 | My dermatologist recommended exfoliation. | 1.3622 | 0.03377 | 323 | 228 | 73 | 22 |
337 | Winter, Spring, Summer, Cling? It's called Fall for a reason, Maureen. | 1.3619 | 0.03376 | 315 | 221 | 74 | 20 |
338 | I told you I was leaving in the fall | 1.3616 | 0.03384 | 318 | 224 | 73 | 21 |
339 | My therapist says you need to learn to let go. | 1.3616 | 0.03354 | 318 | 223 | 75 | 20 |
340 | Stop telling everyone to "have a good fall", Jerry. | 1.3614 | 0.03419 | 321 | 228 | 70 | 23 |
341 | It's okay, I believe in decomposition. | 1.3614 | 0.03274 | 321 | 223 | 80 | 18 |
342 | Well, it was nice hangin' together. | 1.3614 | 0.03214 | 321 | 221 | 84 | 16 |
343 | Don't worry, I'll take the fall. | 1.3614 | 0.03333 | 321 | 225 | 76 | 20 |
344 | We're all getting together later. | 1.3614 | 0.03333 | 321 | 225 | 76 | 20 |
345 | Life's a beech, then you die. | 1.3614 | 0.03419 | 321 | 228 | 70 | 23 |
346 | Please God -- let us come back on an evergreen. | 1.3614 | 0.03214 | 321 | 221 | 84 | 16 |
347 | What do you mean, do it gracefully? | 1.3610 | 0.03450 | 313 | 222 | 69 | 22 |
348 | Sorry to leave you hanging but I've got to go. | 1.3610 | 0.03420 | 313 | 221 | 71 | 21 |
349 | Screw the Golden Years, Lila! | 1.3610 | 0.03450 | 313 | 222 | 69 | 22 |
350 | I'm leaving you for more colorful and down to earth friends. | 1.3610 | 0.03479 | 313 | 223 | 67 | 23 |
351 | You were adopted | 1.3607 | 0.03542 | 305 | 218 | 64 | 23 |
352 | If I land on the car, you owe me twenty bucks. | 1.3607 | 0.03481 | 305 | 216 | 68 | 21 |
353 | They say it’s the most severe type of seasonal affective disorder. | 1.3607 | 0.03511 | 305 | 217 | 66 | 22 |
354 | Two leaf or not to leaf; that is the question | 1.3599 | 0.03528 | 314 | 226 | 63 | 25 |
355 | Who knows maybe we’ll meet again in some pile, somewhere. | 1.3592 | 0.03478 | 309 | 220 | 67 | 22 |
356 | And you said the golden years will be the best." | 1.3592 | 0.03417 | 309 | 218 | 71 | 20 |
357 | I'll try and find us a spot on the sidewalk, but no promises. | 1.3581 | 0.03219 | 310 | 213 | 83 | 14 |
358 | Double or nothing, I bet you I land on the car. | 1.3581 | 0.03377 | 310 | 218 | 73 | 19 |
359 | My stem cell therapy failed. | 1.3581 | 0.03616 | 310 | 226 | 57 | 27 |
360 | Shall we join the others? | 1.3571 | 0.03296 | 308 | 214 | 78 | 16 |
361 | But mom, everyone else is doing it. | 1.3571 | 0.03422 | 308 | 218 | 70 | 20 |
362 | So much for the Golden Years. | 1.3569 | 0.03368 | 311 | 219 | 73 | 19 |
363 | I don’t care if you ground me, Mom. Everybody else is going! | 1.3553 | 0.03256 | 304 | 210 | 80 | 14 |
364 | See you on the street. | 1.3547 | 0.03513 | 296 | 211 | 65 | 20 |
365 | You've changed. I'm leaving. | 1.3543 | 0.03496 | 302 | 216 | 65 | 21 |
366 | This isn’t the end: I’m gonna be the star of some kid’s fall collage. | 1.3543 | 0.03400 | 302 | 213 | 71 | 18 |
367 | I'm voting Green this time. | 1.3543 | 0.03368 | 302 | 212 | 73 | 17 |
368 | Hang on Jimmy, I'm going for help! | 1.3542 | 0.03545 | 288 | 205 | 64 | 19 |
369 | This is when I wish I was born a pine needle. | 1.3541 | 0.03441 | 305 | 217 | 68 | 20 |
370 | Be glad that it's fall ... usually these cartoons are strictly black & white | 1.3541 | 0.03441 | 305 | 217 | 68 | 20 |
371 | Rake me when it's over | 1.3533 | 0.03479 | 300 | 214 | 66 | 20 |
372 | Gotta go. I see my Uber. | 1.3533 | 0.03348 | 300 | 210 | 74 | 16 |
373 | On the bright side, at least they don't burn us anymore. | 1.3527 | 0.03442 | 292 | 206 | 69 | 17 |
374 | That new moisturizer seems to be working for you. | 1.3527 | 0.03476 | 292 | 207 | 67 | 18 |
375 | Tell the acorn I’m nuts about him! | 1.3527 | 0.03442 | 292 | 206 | 69 | 17 |
376 | They named an entire season after this. Make it count! | 1.3517 | 0.03422 | 290 | 204 | 70 | 16 |
377 | "May the road rise up to meet you." | 1.3515 | 0.03663 | 293 | 214 | 55 | 24 |
378 | Of all the seasons to fall in love | 1.3515 | 0.03466 | 293 | 208 | 67 | 18 |
379 | I flit, I float, I fleetly flee - I fly! | 1.3514 | 0.03475 | 296 | 211 | 66 | 19 |
380 | I see now that I’ve misjudged you for moisturizing. | 1.3514 | 0.03475 | 296 | 211 | 66 | 19 |
381 | This blows. | 1.3514 | 0.03375 | 296 | 208 | 72 | 16 |
382 | Well...this is it. Ashes to ashes, mulch to mulch | 1.3507 | 0.03471 | 288 | 204 | 67 | 17 |
383 | I hope I stick the landing. | 1.3500 | 0.03536 | 280 | 199 | 64 | 17 |
384 | It was a pleasure hanging out with you! | 1.3486 | 0.03337 | 284 | 200 | 70 | 14 |
385 | Aw no! Just when I start to tan. | 1.3484 | 0.03545 | 287 | 206 | 62 | 19 |
386 | I'm going to meet my raker! | 1.3484 | 0.03746 | 287 | 212 | 50 | 25 |
387 | I’ll try not to start composting until you get there.” | 1.3484 | 0.03221 | 287 | 197 | 80 | 10 |
388 | I thought going green would save us. | 1.3484 | 0.03613 | 287 | 208 | 58 | 21 |
389 | I think this qualifies as fashionably late. | 1.3484 | 0.03296 | 287 | 199 | 76 | 12 |
390 | I should go... tree's a crowd. | 1.3484 | 0.03476 | 287 | 204 | 66 | 17 |
391 | Oh come on, everybody’s doing it. | 1.3475 | 0.03516 | 282 | 201 | 64 | 17 |
392 | What I'll miss are the youthful pleasures, like photosynthesis. | 1.3475 | 0.03369 | 282 | 197 | 72 | 13 |
393 | Pride goeth. | 1.3474 | 0.03526 | 285 | 204 | 63 | 18 |
394 | I can't hang with you anymore, I'm getting grounded | 1.3474 | 0.03383 | 285 | 200 | 71 | 14 |
395 | In my next life I want to be an evergreen. | 1.3474 | 0.03490 | 285 | 203 | 65 | 17 |
396 | It's not you - it's me. I'm just feeling rakish. | 1.3474 | 0.03455 | 285 | 202 | 67 | 16 |
397 | Come on, it’s a breeze! | 1.3463 | 0.03469 | 283 | 201 | 66 | 16 |
398 | It's okay, we do this every year. | 1.3463 | 0.03433 | 283 | 200 | 68 | 15 |
399 | I feel like we're drifting apart. | 1.3463 | 0.03469 | 283 | 201 | 66 | 16 |
400 | We'll always be buds. | 1.3463 | 0.03284 | 283 | 196 | 76 | 11 |
401 | It’s better to have leaved and lost than never to have leaved at all. | 1.3463 | 0.03576 | 283 | 204 | 60 | 19 |
402 | They say the rake up is the hardest part. | 1.3462 | 0.03445 | 286 | 203 | 67 | 16 |
403 | Help, I'm falling and I can't get up. | 1.3462 | 0.03550 | 286 | 206 | 61 | 19 |
404 | It's only scary if you're yellow. | 1.3462 | 0.03409 | 286 | 202 | 69 | 15 |
405 | . . . and so to a rake's progress. | 1.3462 | 0.03445 | 286 | 203 | 67 | 16 |
406 | It’s time for me to branch out. | 1.3455 | 0.03498 | 275 | 195 | 65 | 15 |
407 | We both knew it was a May-October relationship. | 1.3452 | 0.03627 | 281 | 204 | 57 | 20 |
408 | I saw it coming, but I'm still blown away. | 1.3452 | 0.03335 | 281 | 196 | 73 | 12 |
409 | But anyway . . . , to make a long story short . . . . | 1.3452 | 0.03521 | 281 | 201 | 63 | 17 |
410 | You stay alive! You hear me? Whatever happens you stay alive! | 1.3452 | 0.03521 | 281 | 201 | 63 | 17 |
411 | I stayed with you as long as I could. | 1.3452 | 0.03484 | 281 | 200 | 65 | 16 |
412 | I'm being let go. I'll let you know where I land. | 1.3452 | 0.03335 | 281 | 196 | 73 | 12 |
413 | I'd like to come back as an evergreen. | 1.3451 | 0.03566 | 284 | 205 | 60 | 19 |
414 | Man, I hate to leave you hanging like this, but I gotta hit the road. | 1.3443 | 0.03606 | 244 | 171 | 62 | 11 |
415 | Iiiiiiiiieeeeeeiiiiii will always love yoooooooooooou! | 1.3442 | 0.03525 | 276 | 197 | 63 | 16 |
416 | Bagged or burned, I don’t care, I just don’t want to be blown down the block by some guy with a giant hair dryer.” | 1.3442 | 0.03671 | 276 | 201 | 55 | 20 |
417 | Looks like my ride's here. | 1.3441 | 0.03536 | 279 | 200 | 62 | 17 |
418 | Remember I want to be cremated,not raked. | 1.3440 | 0.03474 | 282 | 201 | 65 | 16 |
419 | But Mr President, I did say I'd stay only as long as there was some hope of your re-election. | 1.3432 | 0.03717 | 271 | 198 | 53 | 20 |
420 | Wow, freefall! Now I know what Rudy Giuliani must feel like. | 1.3431 | 0.03724 | 274 | 201 | 52 | 21 |
421 | And worst of all, they don't rake, they mow. | 1.3431 | 0.03464 | 274 | 194 | 66 | 14 |
422 | Time to hit the road. | 1.3431 | 0.03346 | 274 | 191 | 72 | 11 |
423 | Hurry, spots are filling up quickly! | 1.3430 | 0.03514 | 277 | 198 | 63 | 16 |
424 | You’re grounding me? | 1.3430 | 0.03624 | 277 | 201 | 57 | 19 |
425 | Based on the wind direction and velocity, I should be at First and Elm when you jump. | 1.3429 | 0.03358 | 280 | 199 | 67 | 14 |
426 | So why am I the fall guy? | 1.3429 | 0.03863 | 245 | 178 | 50 | 17 |
427 | Before you fall, Mom said you're adopted. | 1.3422 | 0.03794 | 263 | 193 | 50 | 20 |
428 | It's not fair. I changed. | 1.3411 | 0.03385 | 258 | 179 | 70 | 9 |
429 | I can't hang with you any more. | 1.3408 | 0.03314 | 267 | 185 | 73 | 9 |
430 | Page 424 - 'Moby Dick' - find me! | 1.3407 | 0.03648 | 270 | 196 | 56 | 18 |
431 | It would be a lot more empowering if they called it "Leap," instead of "Fall," | 1.3407 | 0.03685 | 270 | 197 | 54 | 19 |
432 | You'll give in. You resisted social media for a while, too. | 1.3407 | 0.03533 | 270 | 193 | 62 | 15 |
433 | I always knew the tree loved you the most. | 1.3407 | 0.03648 | 270 | 196 | 56 | 18 |
434 | Yeah I'm FREE.....Freeeefallllliinnnnn | 1.3407 | 0.03610 | 270 | 195 | 58 | 17 |
435 | You are the Branch Manager now, Goldie. | 1.3407 | 0.03533 | 270 | 193 | 62 | 15 |
436 | Hell no, we won't go! | 1.3407 | 0.03454 | 270 | 191 | 66 | 13 |
437 | Hey, I thought you said we’d BOTH jump on three! | 1.3407 | 0.03414 | 270 | 190 | 68 | 12 |
438 | The Wright brothers first flight lasted 59 seconds ... I know I can beat that. | 1.3396 | 0.03509 | 268 | 191 | 63 | 14 |
439 | O.K., you win "Last to Fall", but I've still got a shot at "Last to Decay". | 1.3396 | 0.03665 | 268 | 195 | 55 | 18 |
440 | Oh no! I always thought Mother Nature would make an exception in my case! | 1.3396 | 0.03665 | 268 | 195 | 55 | 18 |
441 | Better this than The Very Hungry Caterpillar! | 1.3396 | 0.03509 | 268 | 191 | 63 | 14 |
442 | I didn’t think we’d ever fall apart! | 1.3396 | 0.03469 | 268 | 190 | 65 | 13 |
443 | We’ve both changed. | 1.3396 | 0.03469 | 268 | 190 | 65 | 13 |
444 | Always the nonconformist! | 1.3396 | 0.03509 | 268 | 191 | 63 | 14 |
445 | You said gravity was a theory! | 1.3396 | 0.03509 | 268 | 191 | 63 | 14 |
446 | It’s not the impact that kills you. It’s the Fall. | 1.3396 | 0.03428 | 268 | 189 | 67 | 12 |
447 | Well, Charlie, I guess you’re the last one left from this branch of the family. | 1.3385 | 0.03701 | 260 | 189 | 54 | 17 |
448 | They never tell you what happens when the sap stops flowing! | 1.3384 | 0.03551 | 263 | 188 | 61 | 14 |
449 | I’ll probably just fall for some rake. | 1.3383 | 0.03484 | 266 | 189 | 64 | 13 |
450 | Frankly Scarlett, I don't give a damn! | 1.3383 | 0.03682 | 266 | 194 | 54 | 18 |
451 | Keep your mind - and yourself - out of the gutter. | 1.3383 | 0.03682 | 266 | 194 | 54 | 18 |
452 | I swear if you say 'have a nice trip; see you next fall' we're no longer friends. | 1.3383 | 0.03682 | 266 | 194 | 54 | 18 |
453 | I've known you for less than a year and I think I'm falling for you! | 1.3383 | 0.03564 | 266 | 191 | 60 | 15 |
454 | Oh no! You're right! Fall is more descriptive than Autumn. | 1.3383 | 0.03524 | 266 | 190 | 62 | 14 |
455 | It started out as a little dryness in my T-zone. | 1.3372 | 0.03648 | 261 | 189 | 56 | 16 |
456 | Leave. | 1.3359 | 0.03706 | 259 | 189 | 53 | 17 |
457 | You blew me away! | 1.3359 | 0.03825 | 259 | 192 | 47 | 20 |
458 | It's okay. I believe in an afterleaf. | 1.3359 | 0.03498 | 259 | 184 | 63 | 12 |
459 | Well, I guess you won. | 1.3359 | 0.03746 | 259 | 190 | 51 | 18 |
460 | I've fallen for you | 1.3359 | 0.03677 | 262 | 191 | 54 | 17 |
461 | FOR ONCE, COULDN'T YOU JUST GO WITH THE FLOW.. | 1.3359 | 0.03514 | 262 | 187 | 62 | 13 |
462 | It's been a wonderful six months. I hope you can hang on. | 1.3359 | 0.03472 | 262 | 186 | 64 | 12 |
463 | Oh c’mon Phil, everybody’s doing it. | 1.3359 | 0.03472 | 262 | 186 | 64 | 12 |
464 | Be brave Harold, you may get picked up and become part of a seasonal centerpiece. | 1.3359 | 0.03343 | 262 | 183 | 70 | 9 |
465 | This isn't what I meant when I said feel myself falling for you. | 1.3359 | 0.03596 | 262 | 189 | 58 | 15 |
466 | You promised we’d leave together! | 1.3359 | 0.03430 | 262 | 185 | 66 | 11 |
467 | I'm having trouble being existential about this. | 1.3359 | 0.03555 | 262 | 188 | 60 | 14 |
468 | Fall is my least favorite season. | 1.3359 | 0.03387 | 262 | 184 | 68 | 10 |
469 | I hope you fall near me so we get swept up together. | 1.3359 | 0.03555 | 262 | 188 | 60 | 14 |
470 | Fall, Foliage! | 1.3359 | 0.03555 | 262 | 188 | 60 | 14 |
471 | When I get settled you should really come over. | 1.3359 | 0.03514 | 262 | 187 | 62 | 13 |
472 | Well, maybe next time, I'll be coniferous. | 1.3359 | 0.03514 | 262 | 187 | 62 | 13 |
473 | Suddenly I've come to realize that the climate may be changing. | 1.3359 | 0.03555 | 262 | 188 | 60 | 14 |
474 | I'll let the others know you'll be down soon. | 1.3348 | 0.03647 | 233 | 165 | 58 | 10 |
475 | Nice hanging with you... | 1.3346 | 0.03514 | 257 | 183 | 62 | 12 |
476 | It's time to find out what happens after the fall. | 1.3346 | 0.03426 | 257 | 181 | 66 | 10 |
477 | ...but I'll miss you most of all, my darling, whennn..! | 1.3346 | 0.03625 | 263 | 191 | 56 | 16 |
478 | Looks like you win the tree! | 1.3346 | 0.03743 | 263 | 194 | 50 | 19 |
479 | I hope in my next life I end up on an evergreen. | 1.3346 | 0.03665 | 263 | 192 | 54 | 17 |
480 | I'll never go out on a limb for you again. | 1.3346 | 0.03503 | 263 | 188 | 62 | 13 |
481 | This is the last day to use my skydiving Groupon. | 1.3346 | 0.03585 | 263 | 190 | 58 | 15 |
482 | Well, whaddya know. I guess it IS the fall that kills ya. | 1.3346 | 0.03665 | 263 | 192 | 54 | 17 |
483 | It's sad that our fall comes just when our color peaks. | 1.3346 | 0.03503 | 263 | 188 | 62 | 13 |
484 | Race you to the bottom! | 1.3333 | 0.03782 | 255 | 188 | 49 | 18 |
485 | Hey!! I thought we were letting go 'on three'? | 1.3333 | 0.03658 | 255 | 185 | 55 | 15 |
486 | Rosebud! | 1.3333 | 0.03741 | 255 | 187 | 51 | 17 |
487 | It's not the fall that kills you, it's the fall. | 1.3333 | 0.03629 | 258 | 187 | 56 | 15 |
488 | Goodbye old friend. Now comes the mystery. | 1.3333 | 0.03658 | 255 | 185 | 55 | 15 |
489 | I know why it's called "Fall" now! | 1.3333 | 0.03629 | 258 | 187 | 56 | 15 |
490 | And so, I leave. | 1.3333 | 0.03629 | 258 | 187 | 56 | 15 |
491 | Deciduous is as Deciduous does. | 1.3333 | 0.03782 | 255 | 188 | 49 | 18 |
492 | And they say April is the cruelest month! | 1.3333 | 0.03529 | 255 | 182 | 61 | 12 |
493 | Come on! They're all leaving without us! | 1.3320 | 0.03474 | 256 | 182 | 63 | 11 |
494 | Arrgh. I still had two seasons of 'The Sopranos' left. | 1.3320 | 0.03675 | 253 | 184 | 54 | 15 |
495 | Frankly, I prefer going out this way then ending up in Assisted Living. | 1.3320 | 0.03589 | 253 | 182 | 58 | 13 |
496 | I guess we shouldn't have rejected the Green New Deal" | 1.3320 | 0.03759 | 253 | 186 | 50 | 17 |
497 | Never fails, just when I'm at my peak ..... | 1.3320 | 0.03363 | 253 | 177 | 68 | 8 |
498 | And you may find yourself behind the wheel of a large automobile | 1.3320 | 0.03545 | 253 | 181 | 60 | 12 |
499 | I guess you really are Mom's favorite. | 1.3320 | 0.03455 | 253 | 179 | 64 | 10 |
500 | Meet me in the gutter and we'll make plans from there. | 1.3320 | 0.03632 | 253 | 183 | 56 | 14 |
501 | The hardest part is letting go. | 1.3319 | 0.03784 | 229 | 165 | 52 | 12 |
502 | This is my least favorite season so far. | 1.3307 | 0.03424 | 251 | 177 | 65 | 9 |
503 | I told you these weren’t isolated incidents. | 1.3307 | 0.03561 | 251 | 180 | 59 | 12 |
504 | You’re deciduous too, you know. | 1.3307 | 0.03561 | 251 | 180 | 59 | 12 |
505 | See you at the bonfire? | 1.3307 | 0.03470 | 251 | 178 | 63 | 10 |
506 | Well, I tell myself it's not the destination but the journey that counts. | 1.3307 | 0.03424 | 251 | 177 | 65 | 9 |
507 | I don't know about you...but this has never been my favorite season. | 1.3307 | 0.03470 | 251 | 178 | 63 | 10 |
508 | You said we'd let go on 'three.' | 1.3307 | 0.03649 | 251 | 182 | 55 | 14 |
509 | Dude, relax, it's a breeze. | 1.3307 | 0.03561 | 251 | 180 | 59 | 12 |
510 | I thought we said on ‘Go’ | 1.3307 | 0.03735 | 251 | 184 | 51 | 16 |
511 | Well, blow me down! | 1.3307 | 0.03649 | 251 | 182 | 55 | 14 |
512 | Tell O. Henry I loved his work. | 1.3307 | 0.03605 | 251 | 181 | 57 | 13 |
513 | We’ll catch up in the compost pile. | 1.3307 | 0.03516 | 251 | 184 | 53 | 14 |
514 | We agreed to release on three! | 1.3307 | 0.03735 | 251 | 184 | 51 | 16 |
515 | I've decided that I need to see other leaves. | 1.3307 | 0.03470 | 251 | 178 | 63 | 10 |
516 | I love you more today than yesterday -- but not as mulch tomorrow. | 1.3307 | 0.03820 | 251 | 186 | 47 | 18 |
517 | Stay there. I'll go for help. | 1.3307 | 0.03861 | 251 | 187 | 45 | 19 |
518 | We'll always have Columbus Day weekend! | 1.3293 | 0.03485 | 249 | 177 | 62 | 10 |
519 | What do you mean by "herd mentality"? | 1.3293 | 0.03531 | 249 | 178 | 60 | 11 |
520 | I'm casting my fate to the wind | 1.3293 | 0.03577 | 249 | 179 | 58 | 12 |
521 | I'm leaving now. Try to beat the snow. | 1.3293 | 0.03666 | 249 | 181 | 54 | 14 |
522 | I’m out of chlorophyll... go on without me! | 1.3293 | 0.03666 | 249 | 181 | 54 | 14 |
523 | I just want to be a little more grounded. | 1.3293 | 0.03666 | 249 | 181 | 54 | 14 |
524 | I'll see you mulch later. | 1.3293 | 0.03622 | 249 | 180 | 56 | 13 |
525 | At least they've banned burning... | 1.3293 | 0.03605 | 246 | 177 | 57 | 12 |
526 | This is still better than being a pumpkin. | 1.3293 | 0.03914 | 246 | 184 | 43 | 19 |
527 | I believe we're about to fall on hard times. | 1.3293 | 0.03464 | 246 | 174 | 63 | 9 |
528 | Come on! Everyone's doing it. Let yourself go. | 1.3293 | 0.03651 | 246 | 178 | 55 | 13 |
529 | All summer together, and it ends like this. | 1.3293 | 0.03512 | 246 | 175 | 61 | 10 |
530 | Marcia, stop blaming yourself, you just have to learn to let go! | 1.3293 | 0.03651 | 246 | 178 | 55 | 13 |
531 | Aim for the car grill, we can be together forever. | 1.3293 | 0.03512 | 246 | 175 | 61 | 10 |
532 | Hope I get into one of those jumpin’ piles. | 1.3293 | 0.03367 | 246 | 172 | 67 | 7 |
533 | We knew at best it was a May-December relationship. | 1.3293 | 0.03651 | 246 | 178 | 55 | 13 |
534 | I had really hoped to last until the Impeachment vote. | 1.3293 | 0.03696 | 246 | 179 | 53 | 14 |
535 | I hope I land face up just to freak out the bipeds | 1.3293 | 0.03605 | 246 | 177 | 57 | 12 |
536 | We'll always have that pine tree in Paris. | 1.3293 | 0.03651 | 246 | 178 | 55 | 13 |
537 | Achoo! | 1.3293 | 0.03464 | 246 | 174 | 63 | 9 |
538 | I always thought it was just a metaphor | 1.3293 | 0.03559 | 246 | 176 | 59 | 11 |
539 | These May-October romances never last. | 1.3292 | 0.03634 | 243 | 175 | 56 | 12 |
540 | Obviously I’m not the only one who’s fallen for you. | 1.3292 | 0.03539 | 243 | 173 | 60 | 10 |
541 | We both knew it would come to this | 1.3279 | 0.03479 | 244 | 173 | 62 | 9 |
542 | c'mon, we're late! | 1.3279 | 0.03622 | 244 | 176 | 56 | 12 |
543 | Quick pinch me, I'm having that falling dream again! | 1.3279 | 0.03575 | 244 | 175 | 58 | 11 |
544 | I think it's time to leave. | 1.3279 | 0.03479 | 244 | 178 | 54 | 12 |
545 | What, me worry? | 1.3279 | 0.03527 | 244 | 174 | 60 | 10 |
546 | It's not you, it's not me; it's just Fall. | 1.3279 | 0.03714 | 244 | 178 | 52 | 14 |
547 | Looks like you're the branch manager now. | 1.3278 | 0.03457 | 241 | 170 | 63 | 8 |
548 | George, I think it's time for us to consciously uncouple. | 1.3265 | 0.03632 | 245 | 180 | 51 | 14 |
549 | Trust me, in a day or two you'll see I'm right. | 1.3265 | 0.03655 | 245 | 178 | 54 | 13 |
550 | Sorry to leave you hanging like this! | 1.3264 | 0.03620 | 239 | 172 | 56 | 11 |
551 | The peer pressure is just too much. | 1.3263 | 0.03795 | 236 | 173 | 49 | 14 |
552 | Now I know how a Trump aide feels. Nothing like giving it your all and then being kicked to the curb. | 1.3250 | 0.03842 | 240 | 178 | 46 | 16 |
553 | I should've spent more time with my buds! | 1.3250 | 0.03656 | 240 | 174 | 54 | 12 |
554 | I slept with your wife! | 1.3250 | 0.03887 | 240 | 179 | 44 | 17 |
555 | Ashes to ashes, mulch to mulch." | 1.3250 | 0.03608 | 240 | 173 | 56 | 11 |
556 | Don't worry, all your friends are waiting for you. | 1.3250 | 0.03750 | 240 | 176 | 50 | 14 |
557 | Oh, great - now I’ll have to make small talk with everyone about the weather. | 1.3250 | 0.03703 | 240 | 175 | 52 | 13 |
558 | Remember what they say--there's dog poop everywhere down there. | 1.3250 | 0.03796 | 240 | 177 | 48 | 15 |
559 | People just come by to watch us die. | 1.3250 | 0.03842 | 240 | 178 | 46 | 16 |
560 | This is not what I meant when I said branch out. | 1.3250 | 0.03703 | 240 | 175 | 52 | 13 |
561 | I didn’t take the severance package! | 1.3249 | 0.03637 | 237 | 171 | 55 | 11 |
562 | I'm free, free fallin' | 1.3249 | 0.03637 | 237 | 171 | 55 | 11 |
563 | I think they know something we don't because not one of them came back. I am going, too! | 1.3248 | 0.03862 | 234 | 173 | 46 | 15 |
564 | Goodbye, my frond. | 1.3237 | 0.03690 | 241 | 176 | 52 | 13 |
565 | It's been a great summer together. I hope we get swept up together in the fall. | 1.3235 | 0.03673 | 238 | 173 | 53 | 12 |
566 | Noooo! What aboout our summer vacation plans? | 1.3235 | 0.03721 | 238 | 174 | 51 | 13 |
567 | I went out on a limb for you, Summer, but you've changed. | 1.3235 | 0.03673 | 238 | 173 | 53 | 12 |
568 | First the color change, now this! | 1.3235 | 0.03575 | 238 | 171 | 57 | 10 |
569 | I'll miss hanging out together. | 1.3235 | 0.03721 | 238 | 174 | 51 | 13 |
570 | Now is the winter of our discontent... | 1.3235 | 0.03673 | 238 | 173 | 53 | 12 |
571 | I hate leaving like this! | 1.3234 | 0.03449 | 235 | 166 | 62 | 7 |
572 | I'm sorry, Gladys, I'm leaving. But you knew this was just a summer thing we when started... | 1.3234 | 0.03800 | 235 | 173 | 48 | 14 |
573 | We’ll always have last summer. | 1.3220 | 0.03739 | 236 | 173 | 50 | 13 |
574 | Okay, I give. You're the bigger procrastinator. | 1.3220 | 0.03690 | 236 | 172 | 52 | 12 |
575 | Isn't it obvious, Harold? I'm leaving you. | 1.3220 | 0.03591 | 236 | 170 | 56 | 10 |
576 | Raking up is hard to do... | 1.3220 | 0.03881 | 236 | 176 | 44 | 16 |
577 | It looks like you will be the last one to leave. | 1.3220 | 0.03641 | 236 | 171 | 54 | 11 |
578 | Come on, it's a Flash Mob. | 1.3220 | 0.03541 | 236 | 169 | 58 | 9 |
579 | Did you request cremation or burial in a compost pile? | 1.3220 | 0.03690 | 236 | 172 | 52 | 12 |
580 | You must be the answer, as you're the only one left blowing in the wind. | 1.3220 | 0.03739 | 236 | 173 | 50 | 13 |
581 | Don’t overthink it Karen, Just close your eyes and jump! | 1.3220 | 0.03437 | 236 | 167 | 62 | 7 |
582 | You call it deciduous, I call it karma. In the next life I’m coming back as a Douglas fir. | 1.3220 | 0.03641 | 236 | 171 | 54 | 11 |
583 | I did tell you not to sneeze | 1.3220 | 0.03787 | 236 | 174 | 48 | 14 |
584 | Remember when we were green and naive? | 1.3220 | 0.03690 | 236 | 172 | 52 | 12 |
585 | I'll be ok. I'm poplar. | 1.3220 | 0.03641 | 236 | 171 | 54 | 11 |
586 | If Ever I Would Leave You, It Couldn’t Be in Autumn ...” ... Oh, Hell. | 1.3220 | 0.03834 | 236 | 175 | 46 | 15 |
587 | It’s not so bad if you don’t look down. | 1.3220 | 0.03489 | 236 | 168 | 60 | 8 |
588 | Don't worry...think of Walt Whitman... | 1.3220 | 0.03739 | 236 | 173 | 50 | 13 |
589 | I feel so . . . . penultimate. | 1.3220 | 0.03437 | 236 | 167 | 62 | 7 |
590 | I knew we would fall apart. | 1.3220 | 0.03787 | 236 | 174 | 48 | 14 |
591 | Hang in there | 1.3219 | 0.03721 | 233 | 170 | 51 | 12 |
592 | I waited until we were alone to let you know I'm falling for you. | 1.3219 | 0.03355 | 233 | 163 | 65 | 5 |
593 | I thought you said jump on three? | 1.3219 | 0.03621 | 233 | 168 | 55 | 10 |
594 | I'm the answer blowing in the wind. | 1.3219 | 0.03721 | 233 | 170 | 51 | 12 |
595 | Serves me right for going out on a limb. | 1.3219 | 0.03721 | 233 | 170 | 51 | 12 |
596 | You say you’ve changed, but you refuse to let go. | 1.3219 | 0.03819 | 233 | 172 | 47 | 14 |
597 | I guess you win. | 1.3219 | 0.03671 | 233 | 169 | 53 | 11 |
598 | So much for going out on a limb. | 1.3219 | 0.03868 | 233 | 173 | 45 | 15 |
599 | You’ve always had such a hard time letting go... | 1.3219 | 0.03569 | 233 | 167 | 57 | 9 |
600 | Leaf's a bitch, then you fly. | 1.3219 | 0.03962 | 233 | 175 | 41 | 17 |
601 | Goodbye, I'm leafing you. | 1.3219 | 0.03915 | 233 | 174 | 43 | 16 |
602 | As I promised, I'm turning over a new leaf. | 1.3219 | 0.03671 | 233 | 169 | 53 | 11 |
603 | Oboy! Finally I might get a chance to find out what that great smelling stuff is that they're burning!!! | 1.3219 | 0.03915 | 233 | 174 | 43 | 16 |
604 | I’m taking my Autumn leave. | 1.3219 | 0.03671 | 233 | 169 | 53 | 11 |
605 | Remember me as the first leaf to call for his impeachment. | 1.3207 | 0.03820 | 237 | 176 | 46 | 15 |
606 | Nope. Wrong. Falling is worse than the fear of falling. | 1.3202 | 0.03922 | 228 | 170 | 43 | 15 |
607 | You didn't win, I'm just tired of this game. | 1.3202 | 0.03922 | 228 | 170 | 43 | 15 |
608 | I'm telling you Ted, this is more than a re-org. | 1.3188 | 0.03956 | 229 | 172 | 41 | 16 |
609 | Oh my God Simon, we're late, this is so embarrassing! | 1.3188 | 0.03706 | 229 | 167 | 51 | 11 |
610 | Well, it was fun hangin’ out with you while it lasted. Maybe I’ll see you after the fall? | 1.3174 | 0.03535 | 230 | 165 | 57 | 8 |
611 | Next to pumpkin spice, this is what I hate most about autumn. | 1.3172 | 0.03828 | 227 | 168 | 46 | 13 |
612 | I'm falling and I can't get up. | 1.3172 | 0.03672 | 227 | 165 | 52 | 10 |
613 | I'll meet you in the drain pipe. | 1.3172 | 0.03776 | 227 | 167 | 48 | 12 |
614 | There’s a downside to being colorful and deciduous. | 1.3172 | 0.03618 | 227 | 164 | 54 | 9 |
615 | Is this why we're called "leaves"? | 1.3172 | 0.03618 | 227 | 164 | 54 | 9 |
616 | Let go ... it's the only way out of this cartoon. | 1.3172 | 0.03978 | 227 | 171 | 40 | 16 |
617 | Tell the saplings I love them! | 1.3172 | 0.03672 | 227 | 165 | 52 | 10 |
618 | I guess that makes you the branch manager! | 1.3156 | 0.03847 | 225 | 167 | 45 | 13 |
619 | Just let go. It’s the reason they call us leaves. | 1.3156 | 0.03689 | 225 | 164 | 51 | 10 |
620 | I think a spot just opened in that rain gutter! | 1.3156 | 0.03580 | 225 | 162 | 55 | 8 |
621 | And now, for the ride of a lifetime! | 1.3156 | 0.03795 | 225 | 166 | 47 | 12 |
622 | Nope, didn't hurt a bit. | 1.3156 | 0.03635 | 225 | 163 | 53 | 9 |
623 | I should have taken that coniferous offer. | 1.3156 | 0.03743 | 225 | 165 | 49 | 11 |
624 | I had a great Summer and I think I'm..I'm falling for you! | 1.3156 | 0.03524 | 225 | 166 | 49 | 10 |
625 | Look before you leaf. | 1.3156 | 0.03608 | 225 | 165 | 50 | 10 |
626 | I gotta leave | 1.3156 | 0.03847 | 225 | 167 | 45 | 13 |
627 | I told you I was older. | 1.3156 | 0.03743 | 225 | 165 | 49 | 11 |
628 | Don’t forget to feed the squirrel. | 1.3156 | 0.03898 | 225 | 168 | 43 | 14 |
629 | And stay for the winter? No thanks. | 1.3156 | 0.03689 | 225 | 164 | 51 | 10 |
630 | It’s not the falling that scares me; it’s the piling and jumping. | 1.3156 | 0.03898 | 225 | 168 | 43 | 14 |
631 | I'm going - I think we're more than fashionably late. | 1.3156 | 0.03743 | 225 | 165 | 49 | 11 |
632 | Let’s call it what it was — a spring fling. | 1.3156 | 0.03795 | 225 | 166 | 47 | 12 |
633 | Yeah, but one good gust of wind and they will only see you as mulch. | 1.3156 | 0.03689 | 225 | 164 | 51 | 10 |
634 | He comes! The Grim Raker! | 1.3153 | 0.03775 | 222 | 163 | 48 | 11 |
635 | My time has come. If the rake doesn't get me, the leaf blower will. | 1.3153 | 0.03495 | 222 | 158 | 58 | 6 |
636 | You were supposed to jump too, Susan!! | 1.3153 | 0.03775 | 222 | 163 | 48 | 11 |
637 | I never got your name. " | 1.3153 | 0.03721 | 222 | 162 | 50 | 10 |
638 | This is just too mulch! | 1.3134 | 0.03772 | 217 | 159 | 48 | 10 |
639 | I'm sorry—you've changed." | 1.3134 | 0.03992 | 217 | 163 | 40 | 14 |
640 | It's why they call it "fall," silly. | 1.3134 | 0.03715 | 217 | 158 | 50 | 9 |
641 | My favorite song? Blowing in the wind. | 1.3134 | 0.03772 | 217 | 159 | 48 | 10 |
642 | A farewell to limbs. | 1.3134 | 0.03657 | 217 | 157 | 52 | 8 |
643 | I'm' not just another leaf to be raked; I'm a critical datapoint in an afternoon of lawn care. | 1.3125 | 0.03816 | 208 | 152 | 47 | 9 |
644 | Please, no puns. | 1.3122 | 0.03887 | 221 | 165 | 43 | 13 |
645 | Quick, what was that Sinatra tune about this? | 1.3122 | 0.03613 | 221 | 160 | 53 | 8 |
646 | I promise. I will never let go, Jack. I’ll never let go. | 1.3122 | 0.03887 | 221 | 165 | 43 | 13 |
647 | I always meant to tell you, you are one in a million! | 1.3122 | 0.03669 | 221 | 161 | 51 | 9 |
648 | I guess we aren't buds anymore. | 1.3122 | 0.03887 | 221 | 165 | 43 | 13 |
649 | We'll always have June | 1.3122 | 0.03613 | 221 | 160 | 53 | 8 |
650 | 'The Last Leaf of Autumn' -- they'll write poems about you, Sally! | 1.3122 | 0.03613 | 221 | 160 | 53 | 8 |
651 | The end of summer kills me. | 1.3122 | 0.03669 | 221 | 161 | 51 | 9 |
652 | Don't be upset... I've finally learned to let go. | 1.3122 | 0.03613 | 221 | 160 | 53 | 8 |
653 | Hang on, bro, you are the last on the family tree. | 1.3122 | 0.03834 | 221 | 164 | 45 | 12 |
654 | Farewell my friend, I’m leafing you. | 1.3122 | 0.03555 | 221 | 164 | 47 | 10 |
655 | What is that saying, 'Pride goes before the fall'? | 1.3122 | 0.03834 | 221 | 164 | 45 | 12 |
656 | Don't think about the blower. Live in the moment. | 1.3122 | 0.03613 | 221 | 160 | 53 | 8 |
657 | We'll meet at the drop point. | 1.3122 | 0.03669 | 221 | 161 | 51 | 9 |
658 | It's not dying I'm afraid of, it's the fall. | 1.3122 | 0.03669 | 221 | 161 | 51 | 9 |
659 | Don't deny your deciduousness! | 1.3122 | 0.03555 | 221 | 159 | 55 | 7 |
660 | FALL - I get it now! | 1.3122 | 0.03555 | 221 | 159 | 55 | 7 |
661 | Sorry, I fell for a young rake. | 1.3122 | 0.03834 | 221 | 164 | 45 | 12 |
662 | Oh no! I finally get why it's called fall. | 1.3122 | 0.03497 | 221 | 158 | 57 | 6 |
663 | Like the winds of the sea are the winds of fate, as we voyage along--oh, crap! | 1.3122 | 0.03780 | 221 | 163 | 47 | 11 |
664 | I did not see this coming. | 1.3122 | 0.03725 | 221 | 162 | 49 | 10 |
665 | Quick, turn over a new leaf! | 1.3122 | 0.03613 | 221 | 160 | 53 | 8 |
666 | Don’t fear the Raker. | 1.3122 | 0.03780 | 221 | 163 | 47 | 11 |
667 | I need to be more grounded. | 1.3122 | 0.03940 | 221 | 166 | 41 | 14 |
668 | Perhaps we'll meet later in Compost! | 1.3122 | 0.03940 | 221 | 166 | 41 | 14 |
669 | I know it's called the Fall, I just hate when I hit the ground | 1.3122 | 0.03377 | 221 | 156 | 61 | 4 |
670 | That’s why they call it Fall. | 1.3122 | 0.03669 | 221 | 161 | 51 | 9 |
671 | It looks like I'm really falling for you. | 1.3119 | 0.03465 | 218 | 155 | 58 | 5 |
672 | See ya Saturday at the bonfire. | 1.3119 | 0.03757 | 218 | 160 | 48 | 10 |
673 | Is it because I didn't publish? | 1.3119 | 0.03813 | 218 | 161 | 46 | 11 |
674 | Try meditation – it helps you let go. | 1.3119 | 0.03923 | 218 | 163 | 42 | 13 |
675 | Be not afraid! There's a no burn ordinance in this town. | 1.3119 | 0.03757 | 218 | 160 | 48 | 10 |
676 | We’ll meet again after our decomposition. | 1.3119 | 0.03525 | 218 | 156 | 56 | 6 |
677 | Anything but the composter! | 1.3119 | 0.03976 | 218 | 164 | 40 | 14 |
678 | Well, I've just become one more statistic. | 1.3119 | 0.03341 | 218 | 153 | 62 | 3 |
679 | Just let go; the Fall is inevitable | 1.3119 | 0.03643 | 218 | 158 | 52 | 8 |
680 | DON’T LEAF ME TO DIE!!! | 1.3119 | 0.03403 | 218 | 154 | 60 | 4 |
681 | Maybe I'll get reincarnated as a Starbucks holiday cup and live a short, beautiful, capitalist life. | 1.3113 | 0.03766 | 212 | 155 | 48 | 9 |
682 | Everyone else is already at the mulching festival. | 1.3107 | 0.03269 | 206 | 155 | 43 | 8 |
683 | From now on, I'm going to stop looking down on others. | 1.3102 | 0.03833 | 216 | 160 | 45 | 11 |
684 | This is the last time I fall for you! | 1.3102 | 0.03660 | 216 | 157 | 51 | 8 |
685 | I think this is going to be a season -ending injury.. | 1.3102 | 0.03719 | 216 | 158 | 49 | 9 |
686 | Come by, I'm just off Oak. | 1.3102 | 0.03776 | 216 | 159 | 47 | 10 |
687 | They should be glad we're not pigeons. | 1.3102 | 0.03479 | 216 | 154 | 57 | 5 |
688 | Sentience is a curse. | 1.3102 | 0.03776 | 216 | 159 | 47 | 10 |
689 | ...the fall is only half of it... | 1.3102 | 0.03776 | 216 | 159 | 47 | 10 |
690 | I'll see you in the afterleaf. | 1.3102 | 0.03776 | 216 | 159 | 47 | 10 |
691 | Anonymity, even in death. | 1.3102 | 0.03998 | 216 | 163 | 39 | 14 |
692 | I'm not like the other's ....wait! | 1.3102 | 0.03719 | 216 | 158 | 49 | 9 |
693 | Capturing carbon is what we do so stop complaining. | 1.3102 | 0.03719 | 216 | 158 | 49 | 9 |
694 | I’m having that dream where I’m falling again, Doc. | 1.3102 | 0.03601 | 216 | 156 | 53 | 7 |
695 | It's so unfair. We spend every every daylight hour photo-syntheising and then they turn off the sap and let us go. | 1.3102 | 0.03776 | 216 | 159 | 47 | 10 |
696 | YOU, are Perennially wrong again! | 1.3084 | 0.03737 | 214 | 157 | 48 | 9 |
697 | ‘What’s our Netflix password?’ Seriously? | 1.3084 | 0.04020 | 214 | 162 | 38 | 14 |
698 | We'll meet again in Hefty." | 1.3084 | 0.04020 | 214 | 162 | 38 | 14 |
699 | resistance is futile | 1.3084 | 0.03909 | 214 | 160 | 42 | 12 |
700 | Don't leave me! I can change! | 1.3084 | 0.03965 | 214 | 161 | 40 | 13 |
701 | Let's get down and dirty | 1.3084 | 0.03909 | 214 | 160 | 42 | 12 |
702 | See you on the burn pile. | 1.3084 | 0.03677 | 214 | 156 | 50 | 8 |
703 | Good thing we're not pumpkins. | 1.3084 | 0.03795 | 214 | 158 | 46 | 10 |
704 | skydiving was NOT on my bucket list! | 1.3084 | 0.03677 | 214 | 156 | 50 | 8 |
705 | I’m going to soil myself! | 1.3084 | 0.03852 | 214 | 159 | 44 | 11 |
706 | I swear I'm falling for you! | 1.3081 | 0.03888 | 211 | 157 | 43 | 11 |
707 | You never could let things go. | 1.3081 | 0.03829 | 211 | 156 | 45 | 10 |
708 | Its why they call it "fall." | 1.3081 | 0.03770 | 211 | 155 | 47 | 9 |
709 | You'll be okay. Just don't look down. | 1.3081 | 0.03829 | 211 | 156 | 45 | 10 |
710 | It's a promotion... I going to another branch.. | 1.3081 | 0.03770 | 211 | 155 | 47 | 9 |
711 | Oh, the deciduousness! | 1.3081 | 0.03770 | 211 | 155 | 47 | 9 |
712 | Well, I'm not like you Shirley. I happen to like going with the crowd. | 1.3081 | 0.03829 | 211 | 156 | 45 | 10 |
713 | Don’t be sad for me. Just remember the fun we had when we were both green. | 1.3081 | 0.03829 | 211 | 156 | 45 | 10 |
714 | Go ahead! Hang around all winter and see if anyone cares.” | 1.3081 | 0.03945 | 211 | 158 | 41 | 12 |
715 | I'm being transferred to the new branch. | 1.3081 | 0.03945 | 211 | 158 | 41 | 12 |
716 | Little did I know, when I announced it was Fall, that leaves are so literal. | 1.3081 | 0.04113 | 211 | 161 | 35 | 15 |
717 | Wow, this really is the autumn of our lives. | 1.3081 | 0.03710 | 211 | 154 | 49 | 8 |
718 | If you meet me in the downspout, we'll be together forever and ever! | 1.3081 | 0.03586 | 211 | 152 | 53 | 6 |
719 | Nobody likes you, Robert. | 1.3081 | 0.03945 | 211 | 158 | 41 | 12 |
720 | And I'm not coming back! | 1.3081 | 0.03945 | 211 | 158 | 41 | 12 |
721 | Oh, now I get why they call it 'fall.' | 1.3081 | 0.03945 | 211 | 158 | 41 | 12 |
722 | When I said I was falling for you--this is not what I had in mind | 1.3081 | 0.04002 | 211 | 159 | 39 | 13 |
723 | Gutter or composter—not much in the way of life choices, eh? | 1.3081 | 0.03392 | 211 | 149 | 59 | 3 |
724 | Come on! It's all the rage among the vox pop. | 1.3081 | 0.03945 | 211 | 158 | 41 | 12 |
725 | Try not to get mulched! | 1.3081 | 0.03586 | 211 | 152 | 53 | 6 |
726 | We’ll always have spring. | 1.3081 | 0.03710 | 211 | 154 | 49 | 8 |
727 | All the good spots seem to be taken earlier and earlier each year. | 1.3081 | 0.03829 | 211 | 156 | 45 | 10 |
728 | Let go now Lucy and come with me. Let us leave this phony suburb. | 1.3081 | 0.03945 | 211 | 158 | 41 | 12 |
729 | I always knew you would leave. | 1.3081 | 0.03710 | 211 | 154 | 49 | 8 |
730 | Hey, this gravity thing is a lot more exciting than doing the wind tickle all day long. | 1.3081 | 0.03770 | 211 | 155 | 47 | 9 |
731 | Just our luck If we were pine needles we wouldn’t have to go thru this every year | 1.3081 | 0.03586 | 211 | 152 | 53 | 6 |
732 | Promise me one thing... you'll delete my google search history | 1.3077 | 0.03804 | 208 | 153 | 46 | 9 |
733 | Text me from the compost pile. | 1.3058 | 0.04005 | 206 | 155 | 39 | 12 |
734 | My work is done here. | 1.3058 | 0.03885 | 206 | 153 | 43 | 10 |
735 | We never got to have that treesome. | 1.3058 | 0.03823 | 206 | 152 | 45 | 9 |
736 | Now I know why they call it Fall. | 1.3043 | 0.03746 | 207 | 152 | 47 | 8 |
737 | Yes, Mom, if Larry and Bob and Angie and Fred and Martha all jumped off a limb, I WOULD jump off too. | 1.3043 | 0.03869 | 207 | 154 | 43 | 10 |
738 | I regret everything! | 1.3043 | 0.03988 | 207 | 156 | 39 | 12 |
739 | Just when I’m falling for you. | 1.3043 | 0.03869 | 207 | 154 | 43 | 10 |
740 | I need some down time. | 1.3043 | 0.03869 | 207 | 154 | 43 | 10 |
741 | I think we should see other foliage. | 1.3043 | 0.03618 | 207 | 150 | 51 | 6 |
742 | I'm sorry, I have to leaf now. | 1.3043 | 0.03553 | 207 | 149 | 53 | 5 |
743 | ...and don't forget to drift by my window. | 1.3039 | 0.03583 | 204 | 147 | 52 | 5 |
744 | I always thought that this is something that happened to other people. | 1.3024 | 0.04185 | 205 | 158 | 32 | 15 |
745 | May you be memorialized in a child's art project and not cast into flames! | 1.3024 | 0.03950 | 205 | 154 | 40 | 11 |
746 | Genetic engineering gave us faces, but the aardvark overlords forgot to stop autumn. It will take a while for me to flutter to the ground, so let me spend my last seconds explaining what's wrong with you. . . . . . . . . . Burp! I'm Larry the Leaf! | 1.3024 | 0.04353 | 205 | 161 | 26 | 18 |
747 | Sorry bro, I have to leaf now. | 1.3024 | 0.03827 | 205 | 152 | 44 | 9 |
748 | Leaving you alone was not my intent. | 1.3024 | 0.03397 | 205 | 153 | 45 | 7 |
749 | My Uber's here. | 1.3024 | 0.04069 | 205 | 156 | 36 | 13 |
750 | Been fun hangin’ with ya! | 1.3024 | 0.03889 | 205 | 153 | 42 | 10 |
751 | I'm leaving, Karen. We just don't photosynthesize anymore. | 1.3024 | 0.03827 | 205 | 152 | 44 | 9 |
752 | You’re acting Branch Manager now! | 1.3024 | 0.03700 | 205 | 150 | 48 | 7 |
753 | Dang. That's 5 bucks I owe you. | 1.3024 | 0.03700 | 205 | 150 | 48 | 7 |
754 | Oops. I set my clock forward. | 1.3024 | 0.03950 | 205 | 154 | 40 | 11 |
755 | Uh oh, looks like all the good spots are taken. | 1.3020 | 0.03863 | 202 | 150 | 43 | 9 |
756 | You've always been a little clingy. | 1.3020 | 0.03863 | 202 | 150 | 43 | 9 |
757 | See you in the afterleaf. | 1.3020 | 0.03863 | 202 | 150 | 43 | 9 |
758 | Hang on! You're the only thing holding back winter! | 1.3020 | 0.04110 | 202 | 154 | 35 | 13 |
759 | It's over. You'll never change." | 1.3020 | 0.04169 | 202 | 155 | 33 | 14 |
760 | I think I’m part of some New England poem. | 1.3020 | 0.03666 | 202 | 147 | 49 | 6 |
761 | I'll see you at the bonfire tonight! | 1.3020 | 0.03798 | 202 | 149 | 45 | 8 |
762 | If we're lucky we might end up together pressed on the same page." | 1.3020 | 0.03798 | 202 | 149 | 45 | 8 |
763 | What's a lemming? | 1.3020 | 0.04110 | 202 | 154 | 35 | 13 |
764 | Don’t worry, I’ll pick a nice spot where we can decompose together. | 1.3020 | 0.03599 | 202 | 146 | 51 | 5 |
765 | Goodbye, Pam! I just can't stand being peeped anymore. | 1.3010 | 0.03811 | 206 | 153 | 44 | 9 |
766 | I agree that "autumn" is more poetic, but "fall" better expresses my feelings right now. | 1.3010 | 0.03749 | 206 | 152 | 46 | 8 |
767 | This is why we call it 'fall', Tim. | 1.2995 | 0.03920 | 197 | 147 | 41 | 9 |
768 | I guess I’m for impeachment after all. | 1.2995 | 0.03853 | 197 | 146 | 43 | 8 |
769 | So much for the stem cell therapy. | 1.2995 | 0.03853 | 197 | 146 | 43 | 8 |
770 | It’s been great hanging with you! | 1.2980 | 0.03701 | 198 | 145 | 47 | 6 |
771 | It's not the wind that kills you, it's the fall. | 1.2980 | 0.03903 | 198 | 148 | 41 | 9 |
772 | After all I did for this tree and this is what I get? | 1.2980 | 0.03968 | 198 | 149 | 39 | 10 |
773 | Yes, everyone's doing it. But I don't think it's a fad. | 1.2980 | 0.04095 | 198 | 151 | 35 | 12 |
774 | Sorry, love -- I just can't hang around any longer... | 1.2980 | 0.03968 | 198 | 149 | 39 | 10 |
775 | You always were the strong one. | 1.2980 | 0.03701 | 198 | 145 | 47 | 6 |
776 | Text me when you land. | 1.2980 | 0.03837 | 198 | 147 | 43 | 8 |
777 | If I had known global warming was fake news I wouldn't have promised to stay with you forever | 1.2980 | 0.03903 | 198 | 148 | 41 | 9 |
778 | This tree just no longer sparks joy in me so I had to let it go | 1.2980 | 0.04032 | 198 | 150 | 37 | 11 |
779 | I never should have given up sugar. | 1.2980 | 0.03968 | 198 | 149 | 39 | 10 |
780 | It’s just a leaf of absence! | 1.2980 | 0.03769 | 198 | 146 | 45 | 7 |
781 | I'll try to save you a spot. | 1.2980 | 0.03968 | 198 | 149 | 39 | 10 |
782 | Well, I hate to leave you like this, but I have to hit the road now | 1.2980 | 0.03837 | 198 | 147 | 43 | 8 |
783 | Sorry to leave, my dear, but I have always preferred the rakish type. | 1.2980 | 0.04032 | 198 | 150 | 37 | 11 |
784 | I’ll be the fall guy ! | 1.2959 | 0.04119 | 196 | 150 | 34 | 12 |
785 | Eventually, everyone leaves. | 1.2959 | 0.03788 | 196 | 145 | 44 | 7 |
786 | I've always hoped for a dramatic exit! | 1.2959 | 0.03647 | 196 | 143 | 48 | 5 |
787 | I sure am tired of being the fall guy. | 1.2959 | 0.03990 | 196 | 148 | 38 | 10 |
788 | To answer your question, yes, if everyone jumped off a bridge, I'd probably do it too. | 1.2959 | 0.04055 | 196 | 149 | 36 | 11 |
789 | this is not what I meant when I said we are drifting apart | 1.2959 | 0.03856 | 196 | 146 | 42 | 8 |
790 | We're all getting together in the rainspout! | 1.2953 | 0.04029 | 193 | 146 | 37 | 10 |
791 | ... and remember: great colors come at great cost. | 1.2953 | 0.03823 | 193 | 143 | 43 | 7 |
792 | Remember, my Advanced Directive states, No Cremation. | 1.2953 | 0.03823 | 193 | 143 | 43 | 7 |
793 | Let’s discuss our relationship again, after we’re more grounded. | 1.2953 | 0.03893 | 193 | 144 | 41 | 8 |
794 | Remember, I want to be mulched, not raked. | 1.2953 | 0.03823 | 193 | 143 | 43 | 7 |
795 | Looks like you're the Last Leaf Standing ... enjoy that final toast for us! | 1.2953 | 0.03752 | 193 | 142 | 45 | 6 |
796 | Remember me in my salad days. | 1.2953 | 0.03962 | 193 | 145 | 39 | 9 |
797 | It’s not the fall I’m afraid of, it’s the indignity of the rake. | 1.2953 | 0.03605 | 193 | 140 | 49 | 4 |
798 | If I can contact you from the other side, I’ll let you know what it’s like | 1.2953 | 0.03530 | 193 | 144 | 43 | 6 |
799 | It's all over, Edgar, I'm leaving, I need my freedom, don't try to follow me. You can keep the tree. | 1.2953 | 0.03962 | 193 | 145 | 39 | 9 |
800 | How come we're always being the last ones to leave a party? | 1.2953 | 0.03823 | 193 | 143 | 43 | 7 |
801 | I slept with Ted..." | 1.2953 | 0.04161 | 193 | 148 | 33 | 12 |
802 | Stay gold. | 1.2953 | 0.03788 | 193 | 145 | 40 | 8 |
803 | Yes, the Trump/Turkey thing was the final twig for me. | 1.2953 | 0.04029 | 193 | 146 | 37 | 10 |
804 | Well, there goes the family tree. | 1.2953 | 0.04226 | 193 | 149 | 31 | 13 |
805 | I know we’ve only been together a few months, but I think I’m falling for you! | 1.2953 | 0.04029 | 193 | 146 | 37 | 10 |
806 | Farewell! I'm gone with the wind!_Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn. | 1.2953 | 0.03962 | 193 | 145 | 39 | 9 |
807 | I don’t mind the fall. It’s the mower I hate!” | 1.2953 | 0.03679 | 193 | 141 | 47 | 5 |
808 | So much for stem-cell therapy. | 1.2953 | 0.03962 | 193 | 145 | 39 | 9 |
809 | New Yorker cartoons in color? I'm outta here! | 1.2948 | 0.04414 | 173 | 133 | 29 | 11 |
810 | I'm sorry, but Alright is not the best song of the decade. Hell, pick Despacito for all I care, the point is it's not even catchy, and I can say that and not be racist because I am in fact a leaf... | 1.2944 | 0.04346 | 197 | 155 | 26 | 16 |
811 | I hope we don't have to wait too long before we're together again in the compost heap. | 1.2944 | 0.03702 | 197 | 150 | 38 | 9 |
812 | Hoping to get some hot views as I drift by the windows. | 1.2944 | 0.03632 | 197 | 144 | 48 | 5 |
813 | You’ve got this. You’ve been preparing for this moment your whole leaf. | 1.2944 | 0.03702 | 197 | 145 | 46 | 6 |
814 | Been nice working with you. We'll have to do mulch sometime. | 1.2944 | 0.03772 | 197 | 146 | 44 | 7 |
815 | Falling isn't bad, it's being raked and bagged that I hate! | 1.2938 | 0.03664 | 194 | 142 | 47 | 5 |
816 | Because everyone else is doing it, that's why. | 1.2938 | 0.03807 | 194 | 144 | 43 | 7 |
817 | I’m leaving now! Hang in there! | 1.2938 | 0.03736 | 194 | 143 | 45 | 6 |
818 | Clear my internet history! | 1.2938 | 0.03944 | 194 | 146 | 39 | 9 |
819 | I wish we could have grown cold together. | 1.2938 | 0.04012 | 194 | 147 | 37 | 10 |
820 | Shit | 1.2938 | 0.04207 | 194 | 150 | 31 | 13 |
821 | This is terrible! I was never part of those huddled masses yearning to be free. | 1.2938 | 0.03876 | 194 | 145 | 41 | 8 |
822 | This view never blew me away. | 1.2938 | 0.03438 | 194 | 139 | 53 | 2 |
823 | I'm done. Seven months together, and you still say you just want to keep hanging out. | 1.2926 | 0.03730 | 188 | 138 | 45 | 5 |
824 | I already regret my decision | 1.2910 | 0.03862 | 189 | 141 | 41 | 7 |
825 | Now I get it. Make like a tree and LEAVE. | 1.2910 | 0.03862 | 189 | 141 | 41 | 7 |
826 | Well, I'm off. | 1.2910 | 0.03934 | 189 | 142 | 39 | 8 |
827 | We're going to be part of a classic short story! | 1.2910 | 0.03862 | 189 | 141 | 41 | 7 |
828 | They're tearing us limb from limb! | 1.2910 | 0.04143 | 189 | 145 | 33 | 11 |
829 | Now I slip the surly bonds of tree and kiss the face of mulch. | 1.2910 | 0.03934 | 189 | 142 | 39 | 8 |
830 | Oh, God, I think I'm having an existential crisis! | 1.2910 | 0.04211 | 189 | 146 | 31 | 12 |
831 | Wait! Old Yeller is gonna be okay, right?! | 1.2910 | 0.04005 | 189 | 143 | 37 | 9 |
832 | Remember 3 weeks ago when I was green with envy? | 1.2910 | 0.03713 | 189 | 139 | 45 | 5 |
833 | Quick, take a leafie. | 1.2910 | 0.04005 | 189 | 143 | 37 | 9 |
834 | Composting is too yukky for me. I am hoping for cremation. | 1.2910 | 0.03751 | 189 | 142 | 40 | 7 |
835 | Of all the oak trees in all the towns in all the world, we grew on ours, and we'll always have our summer. | 1.2910 | 0.04005 | 189 | 143 | 37 | 9 |
836 | I ate your chocolate squirrel! | 1.2910 | 0.03934 | 189 | 142 | 39 | 8 |
837 | Try to drift to the lawn across the street...they don't mulch! | 1.2910 | 0.03862 | 189 | 141 | 41 | 7 |
838 | That’s why it’s called “Fall.” | 1.2910 | 0.03934 | 189 | 142 | 39 | 8 |
839 | Well...I never did like the view. | 1.2910 | 0.03862 | 189 | 141 | 41 | 7 |
840 | Thanks for voting me off the tree. | 1.2910 | 0.03862 | 189 | 141 | 41 | 7 |
841 | It's gonna be a long fall. | 1.2910 | 0.04005 | 189 | 143 | 37 | 9 |
842 | It's not so much the fall as it is the landing." | 1.2910 | 0.03862 | 189 | 141 | 41 | 7 |
843 | Let's meet for mulch later | 1.2910 | 0.04143 | 189 | 145 | 33 | 11 |
844 | It’s not you, it’s the wind. | 1.2910 | 0.03788 | 189 | 140 | 43 | 6 |
845 | I need a break. You’ve changed. | 1.2910 | 0.03862 | 189 | 141 | 41 | 7 |
846 | I was going to leave anyway--too many nuts up here. | 1.2910 | 0.03934 | 189 | 142 | 39 | 8 |
847 | I'll try to keep my mind out of the gutter. | 1.2910 | 0.04075 | 189 | 144 | 35 | 10 |
848 | Don't worry - it's not the fall that kills you. | 1.2910 | 0.04005 | 189 | 143 | 37 | 9 |
849 | aim for the car,they're heading south! | 1.2910 | 0.03637 | 189 | 138 | 47 | 4 |
850 | I’ll meet you once you leave. We’ll do mulch. | 1.2910 | 0.04005 | 189 | 143 | 37 | 9 |
851 | Be strong...you are the last-leaf standing!!! | 1.2910 | 0.03862 | 189 | 141 | 41 | 7 |
852 | Have you ever read that short story by O'Henry? | 1.2910 | 0.04005 | 189 | 143 | 37 | 9 |
853 | I’m feeling a strong sense of detachment. | 1.2910 | 0.04005 | 189 | 143 | 37 | 9 |
854 | Aim for the windshield! | 1.2903 | 0.04187 | 186 | 143 | 32 | 11 |
855 | Think you won? Just remember 'One is the loneliest number,' Jerome. 'One is the loneliest number.' | 1.2903 | 0.03824 | 186 | 138 | 42 | 6 |
856 | Summer's over. Back to earth. | 1.2903 | 0.04324 | 186 | 145 | 28 | 13 |
857 | For God's sake Stanley, quit being such a procrastinator! Everyone else already selected the best lawn seats. | 1.2903 | 0.04117 | 186 | 142 | 34 | 10 |
858 | I’m done, the peepers are creeping me out. | 1.2903 | 0.03899 | 186 | 139 | 40 | 7 |
859 | It is your time on the executive branch now. | 1.2903 | 0.03973 | 186 | 140 | 38 | 8 |
860 | Trippin' on chlorophyl always ends badly. Sorry, Babe. | 1.2903 | 0.04187 | 186 | 143 | 32 | 11 |
861 | Ask yourself: Am I ready to meet my raker? | 1.2903 | 0.04046 | 186 | 141 | 36 | 9 |
862 | I’m turning a new leaf, branching out and falling without a net. I’ve never felt more alive. | 1.2903 | 0.04117 | 186 | 142 | 34 | 10 |
863 | I'm sorry to leave, but I must return to my roots. | 1.2903 | 0.04117 | 186 | 142 | 34 | 10 |
864 | Oh, snap, Jack! I don't think I'll be back... | 1.2903 | 0.04046 | 186 | 141 | 36 | 9 |
865 | Ha. Look at those losers down theeeeerrre. | 1.2903 | 0.04187 | 186 | 143 | 32 | 11 |
866 | Just let go Marge it’ll be piles of fun! | 1.2903 | 0.04046 | 186 | 141 | 36 | 9 |
867 | This is what a low budget version of "Gone with the Wind" looks like. | 1.2903 | 0.03973 | 186 | 140 | 38 | 8 |
868 | See what happens if you stay in the sun too long? | 1.2903 | 0.04046 | 186 | 141 | 36 | 9 |
869 | Are you waiting for a golden parachute? | 1.2903 | 0.03899 | 186 | 139 | 40 | 7 |
870 | It’s not the fall but the raking that scares me. | 1.2903 | 0.04117 | 186 | 142 | 34 | 10 |
871 | Quick, toss me my car keys. | 1.2903 | 0.04117 | 186 | 142 | 34 | 10 |
872 | When you hear people remark on that satisfying crunch underfoot in autumn, remember me.. | 1.2903 | 0.04117 | 186 | 142 | 34 | 10 |
873 | Close your mouth. Do you know how dirty that driveway is? | 1.2903 | 0.04256 | 186 | 144 | 30 | 12 |
874 | I've opted for burial over cremation | 1.2903 | 0.03973 | 186 | 140 | 38 | 8 |
875 | It is better to have leafed and lost, than to never have leaved before | 1.2903 | 0.03973 | 186 | 140 | 38 | 8 |
876 | Maybe I’m a little bitter, but isn’t calling it ‘Fall’ kind of rubbing it in? | 1.2903 | 0.03899 | 186 | 139 | 40 | 7 |
877 | And please make sure my obituary uses gender neutral pronouns. | 1.2899 | 0.04472 | 169 | 131 | 27 | 11 |
878 | I don't care what they say—Vermont sucks. | 1.2898 | 0.03789 | 176 | 129 | 43 | 4 |
879 | I told you not to sing "Autumn in New York!" | 1.2898 | 0.04038 | 176 | 132 | 37 | 7 |
880 | Deaths? Think of the fallings as leaves of absence. | 1.2857 | 0.03940 | 182 | 137 | 38 | 7 |
881 | Can I use you as a reference?! | 1.2857 | 0.04237 | 182 | 141 | 30 | 11 |
882 | Gesundheiiiiiiiiiit! | 1.2857 | 0.04016 | 182 | 138 | 36 | 8 |
883 | The Answer, My Friend, Is Blowin' In The Wind. | 1.2857 | 0.04091 | 182 | 139 | 34 | 9 |
884 | That’s not a sidewalk, it’s a cemetery! | 1.2857 | 0.04237 | 182 | 141 | 30 | 11 |
885 | Sorry hon, gotta fly. | 1.2857 | 0.03534 | 182 | 137 | 40 | 5 |
886 | I've always been more of a floater | 1.2857 | 0.03940 | 182 | 137 | 38 | 7 |
887 | It's ok. Being good at photosynthesis didn't bring me the satisfaction I was hoping for. | 1.2857 | 0.04016 | 182 | 138 | 36 | 8 |
888 | Call it peer pressure if you like. I've hung on for as long as I can. | 1.2857 | 0.03862 | 182 | 136 | 40 | 6 |
889 | I'm leaving you for a rake. | 1.2857 | 0.04016 | 182 | 138 | 36 | 8 |
890 | Don't let go Rose, don't ever let go! | 1.2857 | 0.04016 | 182 | 138 | 36 | 8 |
891 | You do realize how predictable our caption will be, don’t you? | 1.2857 | 0.04165 | 182 | 140 | 32 | 10 |
892 | I've never been good with peer pressure. | 1.2857 | 0.04016 | 182 | 138 | 36 | 8 |
893 | The answer is blowing in the wind, but what was the question? | 1.2857 | 0.04091 | 182 | 139 | 34 | 9 |
894 | Don't tell me to get my mind out of the gutter. | 1.2857 | 0.03862 | 182 | 136 | 40 | 6 |
895 | The acorn isn't yours! | 1.2857 | 0.03702 | 182 | 134 | 44 | 4 |
896 | The time has come," the leaf they said, "to talk of many things. Of children jumping into piles, and carolers who sing. And because we'll have no winter, I'll see you in the spring! | 1.2857 | 0.04091 | 182 | 139 | 34 | 9 |
897 | You said you’d fall first! | 1.2857 | 0.04091 | 182 | 139 | 34 | 9 |
898 | I'm afraid I'm falling for you. | 1.2857 | 0.03862 | 182 | 136 | 40 | 6 |
899 | Drop Dead | 1.2857 | 0.03940 | 182 | 137 | 38 | 7 |
900 | I always though I’d be the last to go | 1.2857 | 0.03862 | 182 | 136 | 40 | 6 |
901 | Just remember........'the last shall be first.' | 1.2857 | 0.03702 | 182 | 134 | 44 | 4 |
902 | I wish we could stick together, I'm really falling for you. | 1.2857 | 0.04016 | 182 | 138 | 36 | 8 |
903 | I just figured it all out. What we call the universe is actually... | 1.2857 | 0.04165 | 182 | 140 | 32 | 10 |
904 | Oh wait, did you say 'leaf' or 'leave'? | 1.2857 | 0.03940 | 182 | 137 | 38 | 7 |
905 | Can you grab my charger? | 1.2857 | 0.04091 | 182 | 139 | 34 | 9 |
906 | Fall is the cruelest season. | 1.2857 | 0.04016 | 182 | 138 | 36 | 8 |
907 | You have a great future in mulch if you can stay out of the gutter. | 1.2857 | 0.04016 | 182 | 138 | 36 | 8 |
908 | Don't feel proud. He who falls last, still falls. | 1.2840 | 0.04242 | 162 | 123 | 32 | 7 |
909 | But everyone’s going to Burning Leaf this year. | 1.2833 | 0.04039 | 180 | 137 | 35 | 8 |
910 | Well, you're the one that wanted to be the branch manager!" | 1.2833 | 0.03961 | 180 | 136 | 37 | 7 |
911 | If Ever I Would Leave You.... | 1.2833 | 0.04189 | 180 | 139 | 31 | 10 |
912 | I hate being the fall guy. | 1.2833 | 0.03882 | 180 | 135 | 39 | 6 |
913 | You do this every year, man. | 1.2833 | 0.04039 | 180 | 137 | 35 | 8 |
914 | Bye Fe-LEAF-cia | 1.2833 | 0.04039 | 180 | 137 | 35 | 8 |
915 | Tag. You're it. | 1.2833 | 0.04039 | 180 | 137 | 35 | 8 |
916 | See you later for mulch. | 1.2833 | 0.04039 | 180 | 137 | 35 | 8 |
917 | Whatever you do, don’t look down. | 1.2833 | 0.03634 | 180 | 132 | 45 | 3 |
918 | I always thought you'd be the first to go. | 1.2833 | 0.03882 | 180 | 135 | 39 | 6 |
919 | Ok, yes, I admit to a sense of existential futility. | 1.2833 | 0.03961 | 180 | 136 | 37 | 7 |
920 | I don't care if it is what nature intended. | 1.2833 | 0.03801 | 180 | 134 | 41 | 5 |
921 | You don't really love me, but you keep me hanging on. | 1.2833 | 0.04189 | 180 | 139 | 31 | 10 |
922 | I want to branch out | 1.2833 | 0.03961 | 180 | 136 | 37 | 7 |
923 | Tell the squirrel that I’ll wait for her. | 1.2833 | 0.04039 | 180 | 137 | 35 | 8 |
924 | How come I'm the fall guy. | 1.2833 | 0.03882 | 180 | 135 | 39 | 6 |
925 | Don’t land on your stem! | 1.2833 | 0.04039 | 180 | 137 | 35 | 8 |
926 | Oh my, I underestimated the gravity of the situation! | 1.2833 | 0.03961 | 180 | 136 | 37 | 7 |
927 | Don’t be so clingy. | 1.2833 | 0.04263 | 180 | 140 | 29 | 11 |
928 | My chlorophyll is about to chlorofall. | 1.2833 | 0.03961 | 180 | 136 | 37 | 7 |
929 | Get with the times. | 1.2833 | 0.04115 | 180 | 138 | 33 | 9 |
930 | Sorry, but it's time I leave. | 1.2833 | 0.04263 | 180 | 140 | 29 | 11 |
931 | Call Me! | 1.2833 | 0.03882 | 180 | 135 | 39 | 6 |
932 | I knew there was a reason I liked the word "autumn" better | 1.2833 | 0.03801 | 180 | 134 | 41 | 5 |
933 | There was enough room on the branch, Rose. | 1.2833 | 0.04039 | 180 | 137 | 35 | 8 |
934 | Banzaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!!!! | 1.2833 | 0.04115 | 180 | 138 | 33 | 9 |
935 | Oh well,we can't hang around here forever. | 1.2833 | 0.04039 | 180 | 137 | 35 | 8 |
936 | My therapist can help you with your separation anxiety. | 1.2833 | 0.03882 | 180 | 135 | 39 | 6 |
937 | Even when we first got together, you always said I'd be the first to leave. | 1.2833 | 0.03548 | 180 | 131 | 47 | 2 |
938 | I promise that soon I'll be more grounded | 1.2833 | 0.04039 | 180 | 137 | 35 | 8 |
939 | What happened to "go on three?" | 1.2833 | 0.04263 | 180 | 140 | 29 | 11 |
940 | It's not you, it's fall. | 1.2833 | 0.04039 | 180 | 137 | 35 | 8 |
941 | Our branch is dropping us. | 1.2833 | 0.04115 | 180 | 143 | 25 | 12 |
942 | But I'm not ready to leave! | 1.2833 | 0.03961 | 180 | 136 | 37 | 7 |
943 | We've both changed Alan. | 1.2833 | 0.04476 | 180 | 143 | 23 | 14 |
944 | In my dreams, I always pictured myself as old and gray at the end. | 1.2833 | 0.03882 | 180 | 135 | 39 | 6 |
945 | I always assumed you’d go first. | 1.2833 | 0.03882 | 180 | 135 | 39 | 6 |
946 | If all your friends jumped off a bridge would you? | 1.2833 | 0.03801 | 180 | 134 | 41 | 5 |
947 | We agreed this wasn't a long term thing. | 1.2833 | 0.04189 | 180 | 139 | 31 | 10 |
948 | You really blow me away. | 1.2833 | 0.03961 | 180 | 136 | 37 | 7 |
949 | I knew you'd fall for me! | 1.2833 | 0.04039 | 180 | 137 | 35 | 8 |
950 | Crap I forgot my phone charger! | 1.2833 | 0.04115 | 180 | 138 | 33 | 9 |
951 | Hoping to come back as a redhead next time. | 1.2833 | 0.03882 | 180 | 135 | 39 | 6 |
952 | Tell them I want to be cremated. | 1.2833 | 0.04115 | 180 | 138 | 33 | 9 |
953 | Goodbye! Pray we end up in the same compost bin. | 1.2833 | 0.03882 | 180 | 135 | 39 | 6 |
954 | I still don't know why they call it "autumn" | 1.2832 | 0.03979 | 173 | 130 | 37 | 6 |
955 | Remember when we thought it wasn't easy being green? | 1.2832 | 0.04381 | 173 | 135 | 27 | 11 |
956 | I know I said I would fall for you, but it’s time that I leaf. I hope you understand Autumn. | 1.2832 | 0.03894 | 173 | 129 | 39 | 5 |
957 | I'll miss you, but I've always wondered about out-of-tree experiences. | 1.2832 | 0.03894 | 173 | 129 | 39 | 5 |
958 | I'm Fallin' 'fore you; leaf with me! | 1.2832 | 0.04304 | 173 | 134 | 29 | 10 |
959 | I always thought you'd be the one to leaf. | 1.2830 | 0.04473 | 159 | 123 | 27 | 9 |
960 | See you in the spring, bud. | 1.2829 | 0.04218 | 152 | 114 | 33 | 5 |
961 | The answer, my friend, is blowing in the —. | 1.2825 | 0.04001 | 177 | 134 | 36 | 7 |
962 | Damn. I forget the words to Amazing Grace. | 1.2825 | 0.04310 | 177 | 138 | 28 | 11 |
963 | It was a honor opening the new branch with you. | 1.2825 | 0.04081 | 177 | 135 | 34 | 8 |
964 | I pictured retirement differently. | 1.2816 | 0.04282 | 174 | 135 | 29 | 10 |
965 | Come on, you always wanted to get a ground's-eye view. | 1.2816 | 0.03960 | 174 | 131 | 37 | 6 |
966 | Love me or leaf me | 1.2816 | 0.04204 | 174 | 134 | 31 | 9 |
967 | I'll see you on the other side . . . walk. | 1.2800 | 0.03856 | 175 | 131 | 39 | 5 |
968 | Bruce Willis was actually dead the whole tiiiiiiiiime... | 1.2800 | 0.04183 | 175 | 135 | 31 | 9 |
969 | We had a pact! | 1.2800 | 0.04104 | 175 | 134 | 33 | 8 |
970 | Heads or tails? | 1.2800 | 0.04183 | 175 | 135 | 31 | 9 |
971 | Come on, I'll break your fall. | 1.2800 | 0.03940 | 175 | 132 | 37 | 6 |
972 | I told you we'd all be leaving soon! | 1.2800 | 0.03682 | 175 | 134 | 35 | 6 |
973 | It was nice while it lasted. | 1.2800 | 0.03899 | 175 | 134 | 34 | 7 |
974 | I'll say it again, leaf blowers should be banned! | 1.2800 | 0.04023 | 175 | 133 | 35 | 7 |
975 | I see a bright light. | 1.2800 | 0.04337 | 175 | 137 | 27 | 11 |
976 | Never forget, I love you very mulch... | 1.2800 | 0.03770 | 175 | 130 | 41 | 4 |
977 | I don't look forward to the Fall | 1.2800 | 0.04261 | 175 | 136 | 29 | 10 |
978 | If the fall doesn't kill ya, the rake will. | 1.2800 | 0.03940 | 175 | 132 | 37 | 6 |
979 | Time for me to 'leaf.' Get it? I've been waiting my whole life to make that joke. | 1.2800 | 0.03940 | 175 | 132 | 37 | 6 |
980 | It's not anyone's fault. I just think we've started drifting away from each other. | 1.2800 | 0.03940 | 175 | 132 | 37 | 6 |
981 | You comin' or are ya just gonna hang around for a bit. | 1.2800 | 0.04183 | 175 | 135 | 31 | 9 |
982 | It's not you, it's the season. | 1.2800 | 0.03940 | 175 | 132 | 37 | 6 |
983 | Dare I say, you blew me away! | 1.2800 | 0.04023 | 175 | 133 | 35 | 7 |
984 | Don't worry. We have so mulch to look forward to! | 1.2800 | 0.04261 | 175 | 136 | 29 | 10 |
985 | I don't like this very mulch. | 1.2800 | 0.04486 | 175 | 139 | 23 | 13 |
986 | I changed my mind, I don't want to go wherever the wind takes me! | 1.2800 | 0.03770 | 175 | 130 | 41 | 4 |
987 | You can't just blow me off like that, we're family! | 1.2800 | 0.03856 | 175 | 131 | 39 | 5 |
988 | I slept with Susan! | 1.2800 | 0.03770 | 175 | 130 | 41 | 4 |
989 | I’ll be fine! Street sweeping isn’t until Friday. | 1.2800 | 0.03940 | 175 | 132 | 37 | 6 |
990 | I knew the color thing was too good to be true. | 1.2800 | 0.04104 | 175 | 134 | 33 | 8 |
991 | ...And they make so much fuss about global warming! | 1.2800 | 0.03940 | 175 | 132 | 37 | 6 |
992 | Maybe I’m being paranoid, but I feel like I’m just one more in a pile of guys that have fallen for you. | 1.2800 | 0.03982 | 175 | 135 | 32 | 8 |
993 | Yes, Mother! I'm doing it because all my friends did it! OK!? | 1.2800 | 0.03940 | 175 | 132 | 37 | 6 |
994 | See you in the garbage bag. | 1.2800 | 0.04104 | 175 | 134 | 33 | 8 |
995 | I always hoped that I would be the first to go. | 1.2800 | 0.03940 | 175 | 132 | 37 | 6 |
996 | I'm so tired of well meaning friend telling me to just"hang in there" ! | 1.2800 | 0.04023 | 175 | 133 | 35 | 7 |
997 | Hey, so anyway, let's blow down the street together sometime uh next week? | 1.2800 | 0.03856 | 175 | 131 | 39 | 5 |
998 | Well, I guess I'm out of a job! | 1.2800 | 0.03813 | 175 | 133 | 36 | 6 |
999 | Oh no! And we were so close. | 1.2800 | 0.04023 | 175 | 133 | 35 | 7 |
1000 | Why aren't you falling for me? | 1.2800 | 0.04261 | 175 | 136 | 29 | 10 |
1001 | Don’t look down! | 1.2800 | 0.04023 | 175 | 133 | 35 | 7 |
1002 | Just be glad we lasted until our full retirement age. | 1.2800 | 0.03592 | 175 | 128 | 45 | 2 |
1003 | Stop crying. We weren't that close. | 1.2800 | 0.04183 | 175 | 135 | 31 | 9 |
1004 | Hang in there, Mr. President! They can't get us all! | 1.2800 | 0.04183 | 175 | 135 | 31 | 9 |
1005 | I told you climate change was real! | 1.2800 | 0.03940 | 175 | 132 | 37 | 6 |
1006 | Well, you have to admit it is time to leave. | 1.2800 | 0.04023 | 175 | 133 | 35 | 7 |
1007 | I now understand the irony of being named Russel. | 1.2800 | 0.03770 | 175 | 130 | 41 | 4 |
1008 | Finally, my casting call for "Mulch Ado About Nothing." | 1.2800 | 0.04104 | 175 | 134 | 33 | 8 |
1009 | Help! I can’t feel my trunk! | 1.2800 | 0.04104 | 175 | 134 | 33 | 8 |
1010 | Sorry, I'm just not the clingy type, John. | 1.2800 | 0.03770 | 175 | 130 | 41 | 4 |
1011 | I'm sorry, I fell for someone else! | 1.2800 | 0.04183 | 175 | 135 | 31 | 9 |
1012 | Our May to November relationship hung on longer than most. | 1.2800 | 0.03856 | 175 | 131 | 39 | 5 |
1013 | You know, we`re many colors but we`re really all the same. | 1.2800 | 0.03592 | 175 | 133 | 37 | 5 |
1014 | Why is it that you are always the last to leaf the party ? | 1.2800 | 0.03899 | 175 | 134 | 34 | 7 |
1015 | Okay! Okay! You win! | 1.2800 | 0.04023 | 175 | 133 | 35 | 7 |
1016 | I'd have liked to stick around, but the branch office let me go. | 1.2800 | 0.04023 | 175 | 133 | 35 | 7 |
1017 | Maybe we’ll meet again on the same rake | 1.2800 | 0.03682 | 175 | 129 | 43 | 3 |
1018 | And yes, "Blowin' in the Wind" is still my favorite song! | 1.2800 | 0.03770 | 175 | 130 | 41 | 4 |
1019 | But in L.A., you'd miss the seasons. | 1.2800 | 0.04104 | 175 | 134 | 33 | 8 |
1020 | I was going to go yelling and screaming, but now I think fluttering is good enough. | 1.2800 | 0.03770 | 175 | 130 | 41 | 4 |
1021 | Apologies. I was wrong about what deciduous meant. | 1.2800 | 0.03682 | 175 | 129 | 43 | 3 |
1022 | It was nice hanging with you. | 1.2800 | 0.03682 | 175 | 129 | 43 | 3 |
1023 | This whole season I have had attachment issues. | 1.2800 | 0.03940 | 175 | 132 | 37 | 6 |
1024 | We do this all the time. Get over it. | 1.2800 | 0.03940 | 175 | 132 | 37 | 6 |
1025 | I broke it off too soon. Now I realize I'm falling for you. | 1.2800 | 0.04183 | 175 | 135 | 31 | 9 |
1026 | Don’t be a snob. Get down to earth. | 1.2800 | 0.03940 | 175 | 132 | 37 | 6 |
1027 | ... and just when I was about to peak! | 1.2800 | 0.04104 | 175 | 134 | 33 | 8 |
1028 | If I leaf you will you still luff me? | 1.2800 | 0.04261 | 175 | 136 | 29 | 10 |
1029 | Now I'm going to drift by his window. | 1.2791 | 0.03894 | 172 | 129 | 38 | 5 |
1030 | You remember that famous scene in Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid...? | 1.2791 | 0.03981 | 172 | 130 | 36 | 6 |
1031 | I’ll always remember our photosynthesis | 1.2791 | 0.04148 | 172 | 132 | 32 | 8 |
1032 | I'll be retiring to the garage behind the lawnmower. | 1.2791 | 0.03894 | 172 | 129 | 38 | 5 |
1033 | So I voted for the Green New Deal. What did it get me? Same old, same old. | 1.2791 | 0.03716 | 172 | 127 | 42 | 3 |
1034 | My Uber has arrived at last. | 1.2791 | 0.03981 | 172 | 130 | 36 | 6 |
1035 | C'mon Jim, why do you think they call it 'fall' | 1.2791 | 0.03981 | 172 | 130 | 36 | 6 |
1036 | But if I'd ever leave you, It couldn't be in autummmmmmnnnnnnn... | 1.2791 | 0.04065 | 172 | 131 | 34 | 7 |
1037 | I'll see you in the compost pile. | 1.2791 | 0.03806 | 172 | 128 | 40 | 4 |
1038 | I hope I see you in the afterleaf | 1.2791 | 0.04666 | 129 | 98 | 26 | 5 |
1039 | Sorry Carl, I've changed and you haven't. | 1.2791 | 0.03894 | 172 | 129 | 38 | 5 |
1040 | I think the popular choice just got easier with time. | 1.2791 | 0.03806 | 172 | 128 | 40 | 4 |
1041 | Hit pause so I don't miss the ending! | 1.2791 | 0.03981 | 172 | 130 | 36 | 6 |
1042 | I hope you can hang on until spring. | 1.2791 | 0.03806 | 172 | 128 | 40 | 4 |
1043 | It's time to meet the grim raker | 1.2778 | 0.04131 | 162 | 123 | 33 | 6 |
1044 | I always hoped that you would go first. | 1.2775 | 0.03961 | 173 | 131 | 36 | 6 |
1045 | Orange isn't your natural color!? | 1.2775 | 0.04208 | 173 | 134 | 30 | 9 |
1046 | Remember, all leaves matter. | 1.2775 | 0.03787 | 173 | 129 | 40 | 4 |
1047 | I always dreamed of us going together. | 1.2775 | 0.04045 | 173 | 132 | 34 | 7 |
1048 | At least you can enjoy that alone time you always wanted... | 1.2775 | 0.03961 | 173 | 131 | 36 | 6 |
1049 | Hang in there, the odds of surviving winter are actually greater than the odds of having your caption selected. | 1.2775 | 0.04208 | 173 | 134 | 30 | 9 |
1050 | To be honest, I always thought you'd go first. | 1.2775 | 0.03875 | 173 | 130 | 38 | 5 |
1051 | Ohhh so that's why they call us "leaves" | 1.2775 | 0.04045 | 173 | 132 | 34 | 7 |
1052 | I'm not taking the fall for you. | 1.2775 | 0.04287 | 173 | 135 | 28 | 10 |
1053 | I always knew branching out was a bad idea | 1.2775 | 0.03698 | 173 | 128 | 42 | 3 |
1054 | But you said you’d never leave | 1.2775 | 0.03961 | 173 | 131 | 36 | 6 |
1055 | It’s the fall that kills you | 1.2775 | 0.04127 | 173 | 133 | 32 | 8 |
1056 | Hurry!! Make a wish! | 1.2775 | 0.03961 | 173 | 131 | 36 | 6 |
1057 | It's been an honor to serve you, Mr President | 1.2775 | 0.04208 | 173 | 134 | 30 | 9 |
1058 | Now I‘m free, free fallin’! | 1.2765 | 0.04172 | 170 | 131 | 31 | 8 |
1059 | Gee, I hate to leave you hanging. | 1.2765 | 0.03824 | 170 | 132 | 31 | 7 |
1060 | Follow my podcast: "The Rake's Progress". | 1.2765 | 0.04088 | 170 | 130 | 33 | 7 |
1061 | I thought if I called it "autumn," I wouldn't fall. | 1.2765 | 0.03914 | 170 | 128 | 37 | 5 |
1062 | Wait! Will they really let me feed the worms? | 1.2765 | 0.04088 | 170 | 130 | 33 | 7 |
1063 | I'll meet you on the sidewalk. | 1.2765 | 0.04255 | 170 | 132 | 29 | 9 |
1064 | I thought you said on 'Go' !? | 1.2765 | 0.04002 | 170 | 129 | 35 | 6 |
1065 | Mark my words, Leif, it will happen to you too. | 1.2765 | 0.04088 | 170 | 130 | 33 | 7 |
1066 | I’ll meet you on the other sidewalk. | 1.2765 | 0.04415 | 170 | 134 | 25 | 11 |
1067 | My leaf is flashing before my eyes. | 1.2765 | 0.04336 | 170 | 133 | 27 | 10 |
1068 | Uh oh. Crunch time. | 1.2765 | 0.03914 | 170 | 128 | 37 | 5 |
1069 | Tell the world my story. | 1.2765 | 0.04088 | 170 | 130 | 33 | 7 |
1070 | If you're not changing, I'm leaving! | 1.2765 | 0.04002 | 170 | 129 | 35 | 6 |
1071 | I am aiming to land next to that sweet ginger maple from next door. | 1.2765 | 0.03914 | 170 | 128 | 37 | 5 |
1072 | There's really no point in holding on. | 1.2765 | 0.04088 | 170 | 130 | 33 | 7 |
1073 | Find me. | 1.2765 | 0.04172 | 170 | 131 | 31 | 8 |
1074 | You stupid fool. The fall'll probably kill you! | 1.2765 | 0.04002 | 170 | 129 | 35 | 6 |
1075 | Make sure you unplug the iron before you leave! | 1.2765 | 0.03914 | 170 | 128 | 37 | 5 |
1076 | You're one pig-headed leaf and I'll always respect you for it. | 1.2765 | 0.04088 | 170 | 130 | 33 | 7 |
1077 | If we play it smart and the wind cooperates,we can meet again in the compost bin. | 1.2765 | 0.03914 | 170 | 128 | 37 | 5 |
1078 | A lot of friends head south in winter, but I need more culture. | 1.2765 | 0.03732 | 170 | 126 | 41 | 3 |
1079 | You had all summer to think about this moment and the best you could come up with is that old cliche, 'Into each leaf a little fall must reign?'" | 1.2765 | 0.04088 | 170 | 130 | 33 | 7 |
1080 | And they say only fools get leaf insurance. | 1.2765 | 0.04255 | 170 | 132 | 29 | 9 |
1081 | You win. The tree does like you best. | 1.2765 | 0.03914 | 170 | 128 | 37 | 5 |
1082 | It's been great changing color with you. | 1.2765 | 0.03914 | 170 | 128 | 37 | 5 |
1083 | I’ll never leaf you. | 1.2765 | 0.04172 | 170 | 131 | 31 | 8 |
1084 | Our Uber is here! | 1.2765 | 0.04088 | 170 | 130 | 33 | 7 |
1085 | Looks like you win the office pool | 1.2765 | 0.04255 | 170 | 132 | 29 | 9 |
1086 | That’s why they call it fallllll...... | 1.2765 | 0.04172 | 170 | 131 | 31 | 8 |
1087 | At least I held on longer than de Blasio. | 1.2765 | 0.03824 | 170 | 127 | 39 | 4 |
1088 | Come on, I hate travelling alone. | 1.2765 | 0.03914 | 170 | 128 | 37 | 5 |
1089 | I love getting blown." | 1.2765 | 0.03914 | 170 | 128 | 37 | 5 |
1090 | It's my time to take a leaf of absence." | 1.2765 | 0.03824 | 170 | 127 | 39 | 4 |
1091 | I hate that we only get to see family at funerals. | 1.2727 | 0.04414 | 165 | 130 | 25 | 10 |
1092 | I'm leafing you now, but will see you in the fall | 1.2716 | 0.04015 | 162 | 123 | 34 | 5 |
1093 | I'm falling for you." | 1.2711 | 0.04134 | 166 | 128 | 31 | 7 |
1094 | But Mom, all the cool leaves are doing it! | 1.2711 | 0.03860 | 166 | 125 | 37 | 4 |
1095 | The worst aspect of growing old is seeing all your friends die before you. | 1.2711 | 0.04044 | 166 | 127 | 33 | 6 |
1096 | The answer isn't staying on the tree branch. | 1.2711 | 0.03953 | 166 | 126 | 35 | 5 |
1097 | Well, you only leaf once!" | 1.2711 | 0.04044 | 166 | 127 | 33 | 6 |
1098 | I'll share my location on WhatsApp! | 1.2711 | 0.04134 | 166 | 128 | 31 | 7 |
1099 | Bye, Marvin, see you in the Mulch. | 1.2711 | 0.04221 | 166 | 129 | 29 | 8 |
1100 | Wait, I said I was going to let YOU go. | 1.2711 | 0.03764 | 166 | 124 | 39 | 3 |
1101 | Ars longa, vita brevis. See ya! | 1.2711 | 0.04134 | 166 | 128 | 31 | 7 |
1102 | Hit the ground running...seriously? | 1.2711 | 0.04221 | 166 | 129 | 29 | 8 |
1103 | Well, this is where I leaf you. | 1.2692 | 0.04102 | 156 | 119 | 32 | 5 |
1104 | The fall is coming. | 1.2690 | 0.04295 | 145 | 111 | 29 | 5 |
1105 | Dude.....It’s your breath. And it’s not just me. | 1.2671 | 0.04384 | 161 | 127 | 25 | 9 |
1106 | I'll meet you in the mulch pile at midnight! | 1.2671 | 0.03917 | 161 | 122 | 35 | 4 |
1107 | I only hope I don't wind up part of some kid's art project. | 1.2671 | 0.04015 | 161 | 123 | 33 | 5 |
1108 | Keep it up! | 1.2671 | 0.03917 | 161 | 122 | 35 | 4 |
1109 | I guess that 'fake news' about season change was right after all... | 1.2671 | 0.04203 | 161 | 125 | 29 | 7 |
1110 | Go ahead and free fall," they said. "It would be fun", they said | 1.2671 | 0.03917 | 161 | 122 | 35 | 4 |
1111 | Come on...all the cool leaves are doing it! | 1.2671 | 0.04295 | 161 | 126 | 27 | 8 |
1112 | I thought we agreed: “When you jump, I jump!” | 1.2671 | 0.04472 | 161 | 128 | 23 | 10 |
1113 | Turn on my out-of-office reply! | 1.2671 | 0.04384 | 161 | 127 | 25 | 9 |
1114 | Resist! | 1.2671 | 0.04203 | 161 | 125 | 29 | 7 |
1115 | I'm returning to my roots | 1.2671 | 0.03917 | 161 | 122 | 35 | 4 |
1116 | Alone at last! | 1.2671 | 0.04203 | 161 | 125 | 29 | 7 |
1117 | I guess I was wrong all along about how photosynthesis would render us indispensable. | 1.2671 | 0.04015 | 161 | 123 | 33 | 5 |
1118 | I just hope the dog doesn't shit on me." | 1.2671 | 0.04295 | 161 | 126 | 27 | 8 |
1119 | Next time say autumn, not fall! | 1.2671 | 0.03816 | 161 | 121 | 37 | 3 |
1120 | I know everybody's doing it; I just don't see the point. | 1.2671 | 0.04384 | 161 | 127 | 25 | 9 |
1121 | Look me up when you get to the compost pile! | 1.2671 | 0.03816 | 161 | 121 | 37 | 3 |
1122 | Dammit, Bob. You said 'on 'three'. | 1.2671 | 0.04203 | 161 | 125 | 29 | 7 |
1123 | To sleep, perchance to dream... | 1.2671 | 0.04295 | 161 | 126 | 27 | 8 |
1124 | Now to test my theory of flight. | 1.2671 | 0.04110 | 161 | 124 | 31 | 6 |
1125 | Dang, hold on until the guy rakes. | 1.2671 | 0.04110 | 161 | 124 | 31 | 6 |
1126 | If I don't see you we're having a big gathering later tonight. | 1.2671 | 0.04203 | 161 | 125 | 29 | 7 |
1127 | Oh no...... is one ever ready? | 1.2671 | 0.03816 | 161 | 121 | 37 | 3 |
1128 | You're the one who wanted to move to a place with seasons! | 1.2671 | 0.04110 | 161 | 124 | 31 | 6 |
1129 | We're all getting together later, if you can make it. | 1.2671 | 0.04110 | 161 | 124 | 31 | 6 |
1130 | I'm moving out. | 1.2671 | 0.04110 | 161 | 124 | 31 | 6 |
1131 | She leaves me. She leaves me not | 1.2671 | 0.04015 | 161 | 123 | 33 | 5 |
1132 | He who leafs last...lasts longest. | 1.2671 | 0.04110 | 161 | 124 | 31 | 6 |
1133 | I'm hanging on to see how the Trump saga plays out. | 1.2671 | 0.04015 | 161 | 123 | 33 | 5 |
1134 | Stop singing "I'll see you in September". | 1.2671 | 0.04110 | 161 | 124 | 31 | 6 |
1135 | To everything there is a season. | 1.2671 | 0.03917 | 161 | 122 | 35 | 4 |
1136 | I'll take the fall for this one. | 1.2671 | 0.03917 | 161 | 122 | 35 | 4 |
1137 | I'm blown away........ | 1.2671 | 0.03917 | 161 | 122 | 35 | 4 |
1138 | But I was only one day from retirement! | 1.2671 | 0.04015 | 161 | 123 | 33 | 5 |
1139 | I'm telling you, if you want to be in the leaf pile, you've got to get in on the ground floor. | 1.2671 | 0.03917 | 161 | 122 | 35 | 4 |
1140 | I'll meet you at the car! | 1.2671 | 0.04203 | 161 | 125 | 29 | 7 |
1141 | If the planet is still here, I'll see you in springtime | 1.2671 | 0.03713 | 161 | 120 | 39 | 2 |
1142 | Nobody wants you when you're old and brown. | 1.2671 | 0.03607 | 161 | 119 | 41 | 1 |
1143 | The horror! We Oak Leaves falling on Maple Street! | 1.2671 | 0.04015 | 161 | 123 | 33 | 5 |
1144 | It's not the fall that gets me, it's the separation anxiety. | 1.2671 | 0.04015 | 161 | 123 | 33 | 5 |
1145 | Here goes the long-anticipated float into nothingness. | 1.2671 | 0.03917 | 161 | 122 | 35 | 4 |
1146 | You said I was different. That we'd leave together. Then you just blow me off like the rest of them. | 1.2671 | 0.04110 | 161 | 124 | 31 | 6 |
1147 | Now that I'm in the middle of it, I vote for 'Autumn' over 'Fall'.... | 1.2671 | 0.03917 | 161 | 122 | 35 | 4 |
1148 | I don't care if we have roots in New England... I told you in the spring we should have gone to Florida! | 1.2671 | 0.04295 | 161 | 126 | 27 | 8 |
1149 | Is "left" the past tense of "leaf"? | 1.2671 | 0.04384 | 161 | 127 | 25 | 9 |
1150 | I'll save a spot for you. | 1.2671 | 0.04110 | 161 | 124 | 31 | 6 |
1151 | What happen to our quid pro quoooooo? | 1.2671 | 0.04110 | 161 | 124 | 31 | 6 |
1152 | I’ll save a spot for you in the bag. | 1.2671 | 0.04015 | 161 | 123 | 33 | 5 |
1153 | Remember: I want to be cremated! | 1.2671 | 0.04015 | 161 | 123 | 33 | 5 |
1154 | I don't adapt well to change. | 1.2671 | 0.03917 | 161 | 122 | 35 | 4 |
1155 | Sometimes, you just gotta let go. | 1.2671 | 0.04015 | 161 | 123 | 33 | 5 |
1156 | Hey! It's only seasonal work. Watch out for ICE! | 1.2671 | 0.04015 | 161 | 123 | 33 | 5 |
1157 | Watch how I do it. The trick is to turn over a new leaf. | 1.2671 | 0.04110 | 161 | 124 | 31 | 6 |
1158 | Last one down is it! | 1.2671 | 0.04015 | 161 | 123 | 33 | 5 |
1159 | Ohhhhhhh that's why they call it Fall | 1.2671 | 0.04015 | 161 | 123 | 33 | 5 |
1160 | I still say climate change is a hoooaaax! | 1.2671 | 0.04110 | 161 | 124 | 31 | 6 |
1161 | You said you'd fall for me too! | 1.2671 | 0.04203 | 161 | 125 | 29 | 7 |
1162 | I told you so | 1.2671 | 0.04110 | 161 | 124 | 31 | 6 |
1163 | ‘I’m not scared to die,I’m scared of going to Mulch.’ | 1.2671 | 0.04203 | 161 | 125 | 29 | 7 |
1164 | I always knew it would end like this. | 1.2658 | 0.04155 | 158 | 122 | 30 | 6 |
1165 | Well, at least now I can testify before congress. | 1.2653 | 0.04244 | 147 | 113 | 29 | 5 |
1166 | Aren’t we beautiful this time of year? | 1.2642 | 0.04133 | 159 | 123 | 30 | 6 |
1167 | OK! I'm going to turn over a new leaf. | 1.2642 | 0.04228 | 159 | 124 | 28 | 7 |
1168 | So much has changed—I just can’t stay any longer. | 1.2642 | 0.04228 | 159 | 124 | 28 | 7 |
1169 | God, I hate fall. | 1.2642 | 0.04133 | 159 | 123 | 30 | 6 |
1170 | I can't believe how easily I fell for you! | 1.2642 | 0.03986 | 159 | 124 | 29 | 6 |
1171 | You win! | 1.2642 | 0.04228 | 159 | 124 | 28 | 7 |
1172 | A leaf; a wind; a suddenly opened door. | 1.2642 | 0.03935 | 159 | 121 | 34 | 4 |
1173 | Avenge me! | 1.2642 | 0.04228 | 159 | 124 | 28 | 7 |
1174 | You won ..... see you in the compost ....! | 1.2642 | 0.04035 | 159 | 122 | 32 | 5 |
1175 | Guess I’m leaving | 1.2642 | 0.04321 | 159 | 125 | 26 | 8 |
1176 | Like all my family I want to.be cremated. | 1.2642 | 0.04133 | 159 | 123 | 30 | 6 |
1177 | I hate to leave you like this. | 1.2642 | 0.04035 | 159 | 122 | 32 | 5 |
1178 | What happened to the suicide pact? | 1.2642 | 0.04133 | 159 | 123 | 30 | 6 |
1179 | Fall? I thought it was autumn! | 1.2642 | 0.04133 | 159 | 123 | 30 | 6 |
1180 | Caterpillars in spring, desiccation in fall... I quit. | 1.2642 | 0.04035 | 159 | 122 | 32 | 5 |
1181 | I'm giving in to peer pressure. | 1.2642 | 0.04133 | 159 | 123 | 30 | 6 |
1182 | Hurry up! You don't want to be left behind. | 1.2642 | 0.04228 | 159 | 124 | 28 | 7 |
1183 | I’m oaky, tawny, well-aged, and ready to be laid down. | 1.2642 | 0.04228 | 159 | 124 | 28 | 7 |
1184 | I guess this is what happens when you go out on a limb. | 1.2642 | 0.04133 | 159 | 123 | 30 | 6 |
1185 | Guess you'll be the last to leave! | 1.2642 | 0.04133 | 159 | 123 | 30 | 6 |
1186 | Oh my God, I'm coming | 1.2642 | 0.04412 | 159 | 126 | 24 | 9 |
1187 | I guess that leafs just one of us. | 1.2642 | 0.04133 | 159 | 123 | 30 | 6 |
1188 | Oh how I hate to see October go | 1.2642 | 0.04035 | 159 | 122 | 32 | 5 |
1189 | Hang tough! | 1.2642 | 0.03935 | 159 | 121 | 34 | 4 |
1190 | It's me, not you.. | 1.2642 | 0.04412 | 159 | 126 | 24 | 9 |
1191 | If you leaf now you can beat the rush. | 1.2642 | 0.03728 | 159 | 124 | 30 | 5 |
1192 | For the record, I'm succumbing to the gravity--not the peer pressure. | 1.2642 | 0.04133 | 159 | 123 | 30 | 6 |
1193 | That's not what I meant by "branching out". | 1.2642 | 0.04035 | 159 | 122 | 32 | 5 |
1194 | See, calling it Autumn doesn't make a damn difference! | 1.2642 | 0.04035 | 159 | 122 | 32 | 5 |
1195 | I am falling and I won't be able to get up! | 1.2642 | 0.03935 | 159 | 121 | 34 | 4 |
1196 | I hate to leave you hanging... | 1.2642 | 0.04321 | 159 | 125 | 26 | 8 |
1197 | I knew I'd end up being the fall guy for you! | 1.2642 | 0.04133 | 159 | 123 | 30 | 6 |
1198 | We had a wonderful summer, Roger. But we've both changed. | 1.2642 | 0.04035 | 159 | 122 | 32 | 5 |
1199 | There's no beating around the bush: I'm falling for someone else. | 1.2642 | 0.04133 | 159 | 123 | 30 | 6 |
1200 | Yeah, but then they'd call us "stays." | 1.2642 | 0.04228 | 159 | 124 | 28 | 7 |
1201 | I hate it when winter comes early | 1.2642 | 0.03833 | 159 | 120 | 36 | 3 |
1202 | But I don't want to leave! | 1.2642 | 0.04321 | 159 | 125 | 26 | 8 |
1203 | Holy s***, we’re in color! | 1.2642 | 0.04133 | 159 | 123 | 30 | 6 |
1204 | This is why I prefer “autumn.” | 1.2642 | 0.04035 | 159 | 122 | 32 | 5 |
1205 | It's going to be a long Fall. | 1.2642 | 0.04133 | 159 | 123 | 30 | 6 |
1206 | We were the perfect couple! | 1.2642 | 0.04133 | 159 | 123 | 30 | 6 |
1207 | I'm not going anywhere. Season change is fake news! | 1.2642 | 0.03935 | 159 | 121 | 34 | 4 |
1208 | I always take the fall for you. | 1.2642 | 0.04035 | 159 | 122 | 32 | 5 |
1209 | Why are we always the last to leave? | 1.2642 | 0.04133 | 159 | 123 | 30 | 6 |
1210 | Sometimes you just want to curl up and die. | 1.2642 | 0.03619 | 159 | 121 | 36 | 2 |
1211 | Well, all summer you said I should be more grounded. | 1.2642 | 0.04035 | 159 | 122 | 32 | 5 |
1212 | I was told it's so much fun down there I'll be blown away | 1.2642 | 0.04035 | 159 | 122 | 32 | 5 |
1213 | This has nothing to do with global warming. | 1.2642 | 0.04133 | 159 | 123 | 30 | 6 |
1214 | It's time to take my leave. | 1.2636 | 0.04607 | 129 | 100 | 24 | 5 |
1215 | Well, you said leave me alone, hope you’re happy now. | 1.2628 | 0.04277 | 156 | 122 | 27 | 7 |
1216 | Every Fall it's the same temulchuous ending. | 1.2614 | 0.04226 | 153 | 119 | 28 | 6 |
1217 | Well, there goes the neighborhood. | 1.2614 | 0.04226 | 153 | 119 | 28 | 6 |
1218 | Winter, Spring, Summer and -FAAALL! | 1.2614 | 0.04018 | 153 | 117 | 32 | 4 |
1219 | When they said fall was coming i didn’t know this is what they meant. | 1.2597 | 0.04100 | 154 | 119 | 30 | 5 |
1220 | Hold on to your dreams, my friend. | 1.2597 | 0.03995 | 154 | 118 | 32 | 4 |
1221 | I swear it's not you, it's just my nature! | 1.2597 | 0.03995 | 154 | 118 | 32 | 4 |
1222 | We'll always have September. | 1.2597 | 0.04100 | 154 | 119 | 30 | 5 |
1223 | If only humans looked this good when they were dying. | 1.2597 | 0.03995 | 154 | 118 | 32 | 4 |
1224 | My abandonment issues start now." | 1.2597 | 0.03777 | 154 | 116 | 36 | 2 |
1225 | You've changed. | 1.2597 | 0.04302 | 154 | 121 | 26 | 7 |
1226 | I could use a hand here. | 1.2597 | 0.04202 | 154 | 120 | 28 | 6 |
1227 | Street cleaning is today so it was great knowing you. | 1.2597 | 0.03888 | 154 | 117 | 34 | 3 |
1228 | Damn liberals! | 1.2597 | 0.04100 | 154 | 119 | 30 | 5 |
1229 | You're oak. I'm oak. | 1.2597 | 0.04202 | 154 | 120 | 28 | 6 |
1230 | See, I'm right and you're still left. | 1.2597 | 0.03888 | 154 | 117 | 34 | 3 |
1231 | Sorry Stan, but I'm leaving you. | 1.2597 | 0.03888 | 154 | 117 | 34 | 3 |
1232 | And you said you would never leaf me... | 1.2597 | 0.03995 | 154 | 118 | 32 | 4 |
1233 | I’ve fallen and I can’t get up! | 1.2597 | 0.04302 | 154 | 121 | 26 | 7 |
1234 | So long, farewell, auf Wiedersehen, goodbye | 1.2597 | 0.04400 | 154 | 122 | 24 | 8 |
1235 | I just hope they don't have a mulching mower! | 1.2597 | 0.03888 | 154 | 117 | 34 | 3 |
1236 | I know I promised to never leave you. Ahhhh! | 1.2597 | 0.03995 | 154 | 118 | 32 | 4 |
1237 | Time to make like a tree... | 1.2597 | 0.04202 | 154 | 120 | 28 | 6 |
1238 | Here's where I take my leave. | 1.2597 | 0.03888 | 154 | 117 | 34 | 3 |
1239 | In our next life, I promise to fall for you again. | 1.2597 | 0.03995 | 154 | 118 | 32 | 4 |
1240 | Just because everyone else is doing it... | 1.2597 | 0.03995 | 154 | 118 | 32 | 4 |
1241 | Can so many of us have been so proud? | 1.2597 | 0.04400 | 154 | 122 | 24 | 8 |
1242 | Always wondered why they call it fall. | 1.2597 | 0.04400 | 154 | 122 | 24 | 8 |
1243 | I’LL DROP BY LATER | 1.2597 | 0.04302 | 154 | 121 | 26 | 7 |
1244 | You promised not to leave me hanging! | 1.2597 | 0.04202 | 154 | 120 | 28 | 6 |
1245 | I'm falling for you, Jim! | 1.2597 | 0.04302 | 154 | 121 | 26 | 7 |
1246 | Hang in there. Don't Give in..Make us Prooouuudd!! | 1.2597 | 0.03995 | 154 | 118 | 32 | 4 |
1247 | You really are one in a zillion. | 1.2597 | 0.04202 | 154 | 120 | 28 | 6 |
1248 | Sorry to leaf you, catch you mulch later! | 1.2597 | 0.04302 | 154 | 121 | 26 | 7 |
1249 | Remember when we used to do this in October instead of the week before Christmas? | 1.2597 | 0.03888 | 154 | 117 | 34 | 3 |
1250 | It’s never been my intention to leaf you! | 1.2597 | 0.04100 | 154 | 119 | 30 | 5 |
1251 | Float like a butterfly, swing from the tree. | 1.2597 | 0.03888 | 154 | 117 | 34 | 3 |
1252 | You jinxed it! It's called Autumn, Chuck.... Autumn | 1.2597 | 0.04302 | 154 | 121 | 26 | 7 |
1253 | Its crunch time, been nice hanging with you. | 1.2597 | 0.03888 | 154 | 117 | 34 | 3 |
1254 | They don’t call it “fall” for nothin’! | 1.2597 | 0.03888 | 154 | 117 | 34 | 3 |
1255 | I never thought this could happen to me | 1.2597 | 0.04302 | 154 | 121 | 26 | 7 |
1256 | I'll always remember us as buds!" | 1.2597 | 0.03888 | 154 | 117 | 34 | 3 |
1257 | First they rake you into a pile. Then they jump on you. And then they light you on fire. They call it election season. | 1.2597 | 0.04302 | 154 | 121 | 26 | 7 |
1258 | You're really making me the fall guy? | 1.2597 | 0.04202 | 154 | 120 | 28 | 6 |
1259 | I thought you were the down-to-earth one. | 1.2597 | 0.04202 | 154 | 120 | 28 | 6 |
1260 | Enjoy your composting, I will | 1.2597 | 0.04100 | 154 | 119 | 30 | 5 |
1261 | I"ll call you when I land. | 1.2597 | 0.04400 | 154 | 122 | 24 | 8 |
1262 | I said ON three | 1.2597 | 0.03777 | 154 | 116 | 36 | 2 |
1263 | I always worried I'd be the first to go. | 1.2597 | 0.03888 | 154 | 117 | 34 | 3 |
1264 | Oh, I finally get the joke about how hard it is to leaf. | 1.2597 | 0.03995 | 154 | 118 | 32 | 4 |
1265 | Dry humor has a lot going for it. | 1.2597 | 0.03995 | 154 | 118 | 32 | 4 |
1266 | I'm sorry to leaf you behind. I never expected to fall for you. | 1.2597 | 0.04202 | 154 | 120 | 28 | 6 |
1267 | At least they don't rake here. | 1.2597 | 0.03777 | 154 | 116 | 36 | 2 |
1268 | Help! I’m falling and I’ll get swept up. | 1.2597 | 0.03888 | 154 | 117 | 34 | 3 |
1269 | It's not you Gary, I'm just falling for someone else. | 1.2597 | 0.03777 | 154 | 116 | 36 | 2 |
1270 | So this leaves only you. | 1.2597 | 0.04302 | 154 | 121 | 26 | 7 |
1271 | Why are you always late? | 1.2597 | 0.03995 | 154 | 118 | 32 | 4 |
1272 | Looks like I’m the Fall guy. | 1.2597 | 0.04100 | 154 | 119 | 30 | 5 |
1273 | Don't look so smug, Ethel. The same fate awaits us all. | 1.2597 | 0.04202 | 154 | 120 | 28 | 6 |
1274 | You'll know when it's your time. | 1.2597 | 0.03888 | 154 | 117 | 34 | 3 |
1275 | Call it peer pressure if you want. | 1.2597 | 0.03995 | 154 | 118 | 32 | 4 |
1276 | Are you coming back next year as an oak or ginkgo? | 1.2597 | 0.04400 | 154 | 122 | 24 | 8 |
1277 | Goodbye my summer love, I'm falling for you all over again. | 1.2597 | 0.04100 | 154 | 119 | 30 | 5 |
1278 | “Why did it have to be "The fall"? Couldn't it be "The safe landing"?” | 1.2597 | 0.03995 | 154 | 118 | 32 | 4 |
1279 | Stay strong, and don’t let’m see you sweat. | 1.2597 | 0.03888 | 154 | 117 | 34 | 3 |
1280 | Can't you see I'm falling for you? | 1.2597 | 0.03995 | 154 | 118 | 32 | 4 |
1281 | Deciduous sucks. | 1.2597 | 0.04100 | 154 | 119 | 30 | 5 |
1282 | I'll fall for you soon | 1.2597 | 0.03995 | 154 | 118 | 32 | 4 |
1283 | Have a pleasant flight | 1.2597 | 0.03888 | 154 | 117 | 34 | 3 |
1284 | The same thing happened last year! | 1.2597 | 0.04202 | 154 | 120 | 28 | 6 |
1285 | You said we'd do this together! | 1.2597 | 0.04100 | 154 | 119 | 30 | 5 |
1286 | I'm going downstairs for coffee. Want anything? | 1.2597 | 0.03995 | 154 | 118 | 32 | 4 |
1287 | Time to join the masses. | 1.2597 | 0.03663 | 154 | 115 | 38 | 1 |
1288 | Here comes the Fall! | 1.2597 | 0.04100 | 154 | 119 | 30 | 5 |
1289 | You just gotta learn to let go! | 1.2597 | 0.03777 | 154 | 116 | 36 | 2 |
1290 | Well, I guess that leaves this matter up in the air. | 1.2597 | 0.04202 | 154 | 120 | 28 | 6 |
1291 | Would it have killed you to call it Autumn just once? | 1.2597 | 0.04302 | 154 | 121 | 26 | 7 |
1292 | Well, now we'll see if Nietzsche was right ... | 1.2597 | 0.04589 | 154 | 124 | 20 | 10 |
1293 | You don't understand....I could have had class. I could have been a contender. I could have been somebody..... | 1.2597 | 0.03663 | 154 | 115 | 38 | 1 |
1294 | Didn’t expect our branch to make such drastic cutbacks. | 1.2597 | 0.03995 | 154 | 118 | 32 | 4 |
1295 | Next life I’m definitely a pine tree. | 1.2597 | 0.04100 | 154 | 119 | 30 | 5 |
1296 | I'm going for a pumpkin spice latte. Do you want anything? | 1.2597 | 0.03995 | 154 | 118 | 32 | 4 |
1297 | Guess I'm off to push up daisies. | 1.2597 | 0.04400 | 154 | 122 | 24 | 8 |
1298 | It's ok, I always knew it would just be a summer fling. | 1.2597 | 0.03995 | 154 | 118 | 32 | 4 |
1299 | Bob Dylan better be right. | 1.2597 | 0.04202 | 154 | 120 | 28 | 6 |
1300 | It's a living! | 1.2597 | 0.03888 | 154 | 117 | 34 | 3 |
1301 | Farewell my summer love | 1.2597 | 0.03995 | 154 | 118 | 32 | 4 |
1302 | What do you mean you forgot the leaflets at school?! | 1.2597 | 0.04302 | 154 | 121 | 26 | 7 |
1303 | You hang on! I'll take the fall! | 1.2597 | 0.04302 | 154 | 121 | 26 | 7 |
1304 | My contribution to maple syrup, I’m taking the fall. | 1.2597 | 0.03888 | 154 | 117 | 34 | 3 |
1305 | You said you’d jump on three. | 1.2597 | 0.03995 | 154 | 118 | 32 | 4 |
1306 | I fell for you last year and we both got swept away | 1.2597 | 0.03995 | 154 | 118 | 32 | 4 |
1307 | If the Ancient Stories are true, I'll see you in the Spring... | 1.2597 | 0.03995 | 154 | 118 | 32 | 4 |
1308 | The Buddha says we should let go of our attachments, but I’m not readeeeeeeee...! | 1.2597 | 0.04202 | 154 | 120 | 28 | 6 |
1309 | Please don’t leaf me alone up here | 1.2597 | 0.04400 | 154 | 122 | 24 | 8 |
1310 | I hope we are in the same mulch pile! | 1.2597 | 0.04100 | 154 | 119 | 30 | 5 |
1311 | Goodby Grace. | 1.2597 | 0.04202 | 154 | 120 | 28 | 6 |
1312 | I’ve finally been cleared for landing! | 1.2597 | 0.03995 | 154 | 118 | 32 | 4 |
1313 | Et tu, Brute! Then fall, Caesar. | 1.2597 | 0.04202 | 154 | 120 | 28 | 6 |
1314 | I told you we’re deciduous. | 1.2597 | 0.04202 | 154 | 120 | 28 | 6 |
1315 | I'll see you in the After Pile. | 1.2597 | 0.03888 | 154 | 117 | 34 | 3 |
1316 | One more time, it's spring forward, fall back, right? | 1.2597 | 0.03995 | 154 | 118 | 32 | 4 |
1317 | You gotta learn to let go, Larry | 1.2597 | 0.03888 | 154 | 117 | 34 | 3 |
1318 | Why is everyone leaving? | 1.2597 | 0.04302 | 154 | 121 | 26 | 7 |
1319 | I'm just blown away by you! | 1.2597 | 0.04302 | 154 | 121 | 26 | 7 |
1320 | Ah! I snapped! I should have listened to you and practiced meditation. | 1.2597 | 0.03995 | 154 | 118 | 32 | 4 |
1321 | Let's hang out again! Same time, next year? | 1.2597 | 0.04100 | 154 | 119 | 30 | 5 |
1322 | Let's leave. There's always a good crowd at the Maples. | 1.2597 | 0.03888 | 154 | 117 | 34 | 3 |
1323 | I always knew that I'd fall for you | 1.2597 | 0.03995 | 154 | 118 | 32 | 4 |
1324 | Just talk to the tree. | 1.2597 | 0.03888 | 154 | 117 | 34 | 3 |
1325 | Oh dear, ‘Ring Around the Rosie just got a lot more extreme! | 1.2597 | 0.04100 | 154 | 119 | 30 | 5 |
1326 | It’s not about you. I just need to branch out. | 1.2597 | 0.03777 | 154 | 116 | 36 | 2 |
1327 | If I don't see you, have a great winter. | 1.2597 | 0.04400 | 154 | 122 | 24 | 8 |
1328 | My friends warned me that you were too clingy. | 1.2597 | 0.04202 | 154 | 120 | 28 | 6 |
1329 | Sorry, but someone has to be dead last. | 1.2597 | 0.04202 | 154 | 120 | 28 | 6 |
1330 | Don't say: "don't leave me!" | 1.2597 | 0.04202 | 154 | 120 | 28 | 6 |
1331 | I thought we would leave together | 1.2597 | 0.04302 | 154 | 121 | 26 | 7 |
1332 | Chaos theory, it's the Monarchs fault. | 1.2597 | 0.03888 | 154 | 117 | 34 | 3 |
1333 | I told you it's just a seasonal affair! | 1.2597 | 0.03995 | 154 | 118 | 32 | 4 |
1334 | Goodbye friend! I'm off to either a compost pile or a garbage dump. | 1.2597 | 0.03995 | 154 | 118 | 32 | 4 |
1335 | It’s not just dogs who go to heaven, right...? | 1.2597 | 0.03888 | 154 | 117 | 34 | 3 |
1336 | Louis, I think this is the end of a beautiful friendship | 1.2597 | 0.03777 | 154 | 116 | 36 | 2 |
1337 | Stop trembling like a leaf and jump! | 1.2597 | 0.04202 | 154 | 120 | 28 | 6 |
1338 | Everyone else on our family tree has scattered. | 1.2597 | 0.04100 | 154 | 119 | 30 | 5 |
1339 | I always hated youuuuuu! | 1.2597 | 0.03995 | 154 | 118 | 32 | 4 |
1340 | I told you we should have been Leaves of Grass!" | 1.2597 | 0.03995 | 154 | 118 | 32 | 4 |
1341 | I just tired of hanging around. | 1.2597 | 0.03777 | 154 | 116 | 36 | 2 |
1342 | But most of all, I'm sorry that I'll miss the impeachment. | 1.2597 | 0.03995 | 154 | 118 | 32 | 4 |
1343 | Just because they all do it doesn't mean you have to. | 1.2597 | 0.04302 | 154 | 121 | 26 | 7 |
1344 | Oh, and I quit my job today. Okay bye! | 1.2597 | 0.04202 | 154 | 120 | 28 | 6 |
1345 | Then just think of it as "autumn." | 1.2597 | 0.04202 | 154 | 120 | 28 | 6 |
1346 | I tried to hang on but the taxes are killing me here... | 1.2597 | 0.04202 | 154 | 120 | 28 | 6 |
1347 | Remember, my love, you can't spell DECIDUOUS without US... | 1.2597 | 0.04302 | 154 | 121 | 26 | 7 |
1348 | Look, if I commit now, I have a really good shot at getting into some really top Ivy League compost. | 1.2597 | 0.04302 | 154 | 121 | 26 | 7 |
1349 | Nooo, don’t leave me ! | 1.2597 | 0.03995 | 154 | 118 | 32 | 4 |
1350 | I’m out of here. I refuse to be last. | 1.2597 | 0.04302 | 154 | 121 | 26 | 7 |
1351 | I think I'm falling for you, Frank..but must you be so clingy? | 1.2597 | 0.03232 | 154 | 119 | 33 | 2 |
1352 | Global warming is a hooooax! | 1.2597 | 0.04100 | 154 | 119 | 30 | 5 |
1353 | Find me on Facebook! | 1.2597 | 0.04100 | 154 | 119 | 30 | 5 |
1354 | You’re turning into someone I don’t recognize. | 1.2597 | 0.04202 | 154 | 120 | 28 | 6 |
1355 | If they wanted you to stay they would have called it 'stay' not 'Fall'. | 1.2597 | 0.03423 | 154 | 118 | 34 | 2 |
1356 | So.....are you falling for me? | 1.2597 | 0.04202 | 154 | 120 | 28 | 6 |
1357 | You always think it only happens to others. | 1.2597 | 0.03995 | 154 | 118 | 32 | 4 |
1358 | I held on for you for as long as I could | 1.2597 | 0.03485 | 154 | 121 | 29 | 4 |
1359 | I hate moving | 1.2597 | 0.04400 | 154 | 122 | 24 | 8 |
1360 | Who’re you calling a lightweight? | 1.2597 | 0.04302 | 154 | 121 | 26 | 7 |
1361 | We're all just fall guys. | 1.2597 | 0.04100 | 154 | 119 | 30 | 5 |
1362 | Hope to see you next fall. | 1.2597 | 0.04100 | 154 | 119 | 30 | 5 |
1363 | Stop! Don't leaf me behind! | 1.2597 | 0.03995 | 154 | 118 | 32 | 4 |
1364 | That’s the last time I go out on a limb for you! | 1.2597 | 0.03888 | 154 | 117 | 34 | 3 |
1365 | What do you mean I’m a lemming? | 1.2597 | 0.04100 | 154 | 119 | 30 | 5 |
1366 | Don’t forget to shut off the water. | 1.2597 | 0.03777 | 154 | 116 | 36 | 2 |
1367 | This weather always blows me away. | 1.2597 | 0.04100 | 154 | 119 | 30 | 5 |
1368 | The family tree is getting a little sparse. | 1.2597 | 0.04302 | 154 | 121 | 26 | 7 |
1369 | I’m more scared of being forgotten. | 1.2597 | 0.04100 | 154 | 119 | 30 | 5 |
1370 | Finally, retirement! | 1.2597 | 0.03995 | 154 | 118 | 32 | 4 |
1371 | Don`t leaf me alone! | 1.2583 | 0.04038 | 151 | 116 | 31 | 4 |
1372 | It's the end of the fourth quarter and it looks like crunch time. | 1.2583 | 0.04146 | 151 | 117 | 29 | 5 |
1373 | Don’t worry, I’ll save you a spot. | 1.2583 | 0.04251 | 151 | 118 | 27 | 6 |
1374 | Don't worry - I'll save you a seat. | 1.2583 | 0.04146 | 151 | 117 | 29 | 5 |
1375 | Wait! Do-over! | 1.2583 | 0.04038 | 151 | 116 | 31 | 4 |
1376 | I'm taking a leaf of faith! | 1.2583 | 0.04038 | 151 | 116 | 31 | 4 |
1377 | I'm off to join the decaying masses! | 1.2583 | 0.03927 | 151 | 115 | 33 | 3 |
1378 | I need to know. Were we something more than a quick spring. | 1.2583 | 0.04251 | 151 | 118 | 27 | 6 |
1379 | You didn't say if you preferred to be mulched or bagged? | 1.2583 | 0.03813 | 151 | 114 | 35 | 2 |
1380 | Hang in there pal. You're the last leaf of the season. | 1.2583 | 0.04146 | 151 | 117 | 29 | 5 |
1381 | No, you go first." "No, you go first." "No, you go first. | 1.2583 | 0.04353 | 151 | 119 | 25 | 7 |
1382 | I'll never call you too clingy again! | 1.2583 | 0.04353 | 151 | 119 | 25 | 7 |
1383 | I told you to call it autumn! | 1.2583 | 0.04454 | 151 | 120 | 23 | 8 |
1384 | Are you kidding me? That's why they call it Fallll. | 1.2583 | 0.04038 | 151 | 116 | 31 | 4 |
1385 | I think I’m starting to fall for you... | 1.2583 | 0.04251 | 151 | 118 | 27 | 6 |
1386 | I never saw Paris. | 1.2583 | 0.03813 | 151 | 114 | 35 | 2 |
1387 | Marco! | 1.2583 | 0.03927 | 151 | 115 | 33 | 3 |
1388 | This part of the 'Circle of Life' is so unseemly. | 1.2583 | 0.03927 | 151 | 115 | 33 | 3 |
1389 | Why do you always have to be the last to leave? | 1.2583 | 0.04251 | 151 | 118 | 27 | 6 |
1390 | Pine all you want, but we'll always be deciduous. | 1.2583 | 0.04146 | 151 | 117 | 29 | 5 |
1391 | Bottom of the tree means top of the pile! | 1.2583 | 0.04251 | 151 | 118 | 27 | 6 |
1392 | Ohhh, NOW I know why they call it 'fall', duh! | 1.2583 | 0.04038 | 151 | 116 | 31 | 4 |
1393 | Don’t you know that’s why they call it Fall | 1.2583 | 0.03927 | 151 | 115 | 33 | 3 |
1394 | I'm falling for you, see you in the compost Stella | 1.2583 | 0.04146 | 151 | 117 | 29 | 5 |
1395 | Pride cometh before the fall, Allen! | 1.2583 | 0.04353 | 151 | 119 | 25 | 7 |
1396 | I hope to decompose near you! | 1.2583 | 0.03927 | 151 | 115 | 33 | 3 |
1397 | Sweetheart, I'm the fall guy. | 1.2583 | 0.04038 | 151 | 116 | 31 | 4 |
1398 | Sorry oki, but I'm the fall guy. | 1.2583 | 0.04038 | 151 | 116 | 31 | 4 |
1399 | No one will be able to call me 'clingy' now! | 1.2583 | 0.04251 | 151 | 118 | 27 | 6 |
1400 | Well,let's hope those paraglider lessons pay off. | 1.2583 | 0.04146 | 151 | 117 | 29 | 5 |
1401 | Gotta run. Death is trending. | 1.2583 | 0.04353 | 151 | 119 | 25 | 7 |
1402 | Take good care of the tree. | 1.2583 | 0.04454 | 151 | 120 | 23 | 8 |
1403 | I’m being relocated to another branch | 1.2583 | 0.04454 | 151 | 120 | 23 | 8 |
1404 | It's not you, it's deciduous. | 1.2583 | 0.04038 | 151 | 116 | 31 | 4 |
1405 | Damn! I really wanted to see the impeachment. | 1.2583 | 0.04552 | 151 | 121 | 21 | 9 |
1406 | I'm gonna miss you so mulch. | 1.2583 | 0.04251 | 151 | 118 | 27 | 6 |
1407 | ... and then suddenly, Donald Trump was left all alone. | 1.2583 | 0.04552 | 151 | 121 | 21 | 9 |
1408 | I think it’s time we decompose. | 1.2583 | 0.04038 | 151 | 116 | 31 | 4 |
1409 | I really am falling for you ! | 1.2583 | 0.04038 | 151 | 116 | 31 | 4 |
1410 | I dream of covering dog poo for the final act. | 1.2583 | 0.04038 | 151 | 116 | 31 | 4 |
1411 | 'Well, goodbye, I knew it was only a summer fling...' | 1.2583 | 0.04353 | 151 | 119 | 25 | 7 |
1412 | I've always been partial to Errol Garner's version too. | 1.2583 | 0.03927 | 151 | 115 | 33 | 3 |
1413 | Don’t leaf me. I was just about to fall for you. | 1.2583 | 0.04146 | 151 | 117 | 29 | 5 |
1414 | Don't worry. I'll send a text with my GPS coordinates. | 1.2583 | 0.04038 | 151 | 116 | 31 | 4 |
1415 | I'm gonna get to the root of what's holding us up. | 1.2583 | 0.04146 | 151 | 117 | 29 | 5 |
1416 | The ground comes for us all. | 1.2583 | 0.04146 | 151 | 117 | 29 | 5 |
1417 | I told you it wasn't a good idea to branch out | 1.2583 | 0.04353 | 151 | 119 | 25 | 7 |
1418 | What Happens After The Fall ? | 1.2583 | 0.03927 | 151 | 115 | 33 | 3 |
1419 | I'm afraid I'll be leaving now.... | 1.2583 | 0.04038 | 151 | 116 | 31 | 4 |
1420 | Somehow I just knew this wouldn't last. | 1.2583 | 0.03927 | 151 | 115 | 33 | 3 |
1421 | You need to stop hanging on when it's time to let go. | 1.2583 | 0.03927 | 151 | 115 | 33 | 3 |
1422 | Nooooo, I don't want to diiiiie | 1.2583 | 0.04038 | 151 | 116 | 31 | 4 |
1423 | I just hope I'm spared the rake. | 1.2583 | 0.04038 | 151 | 116 | 31 | 4 |
1424 | Oh come on. Join the crowd. | 1.2583 | 0.04251 | 151 | 118 | 27 | 6 |
1425 | Look away, I’m orange! | 1.2583 | 0.04038 | 151 | 116 | 31 | 4 |
1426 | You picked a fine time to leave me. | 1.2583 | 0.04038 | 151 | 116 | 31 | 4 |
1427 | Sorry, but I have to leaf you now. | 1.2583 | 0.04146 | 151 | 117 | 29 | 5 |
1428 | Snowflakes ain't got nothin' on us. | 1.2583 | 0.03927 | 151 | 115 | 33 | 3 |
1429 | Promise me you’ll wait... | 1.2583 | 0.04251 | 151 | 118 | 27 | 6 |
1430 | Look for me at Second and Main. | 1.2583 | 0.04038 | 151 | 116 | 31 | 4 |
1431 | I don't want to decompose. | 1.2583 | 0.03927 | 151 | 115 | 33 | 3 |
1432 | So this is why they call us leaves. | 1.2583 | 0.04146 | 151 | 117 | 29 | 5 |
1433 | There's no easy way down. | 1.2583 | 0.04251 | 151 | 118 | 27 | 6 |
1434 | It's time we broke up. | 1.2583 | 0.04146 | 151 | 117 | 29 | 5 |
1435 | The landing's not bad, but I dread getting run over. | 1.2583 | 0.04038 | 151 | 116 | 31 | 4 |
1436 | Hold on for your dear leaf! | 1.2583 | 0.04038 | 151 | 116 | 31 | 4 |
1437 | Well, that lemming's TED talk made it sound like fun. | 1.2583 | 0.04146 | 151 | 117 | 29 | 5 |
1438 | I should have bought some carbon offsets! | 1.2583 | 0.04251 | 151 | 118 | 27 | 6 |
1439 | Natural selection | 1.2583 | 0.04454 | 151 | 120 | 23 | 8 |
1440 | I leaf you... get it? I leaf you. | 1.2583 | 0.04038 | 151 | 116 | 31 | 4 |
1441 | I'm leaving while I still can. | 1.2583 | 0.04038 | 151 | 116 | 31 | 4 |
1442 | I never thought this would only be a summer romance! | 1.2583 | 0.04038 | 151 | 116 | 31 | 4 |
1443 | I hate to leave you like this.... but nature calls.... | 1.2583 | 0.04251 | 151 | 118 | 27 | 6 |
1444 | The schools are just better down there - you’ll understand when you have kids | 1.2583 | 0.04353 | 151 | 119 | 25 | 7 |
1445 | “ If ever I would leaf you, it wouldn’t be in Summer. . . . | 1.2583 | 0.04038 | 151 | 116 | 31 | 4 |
1446 | I guess your on your own now. | 1.2583 | 0.04038 | 151 | 116 | 31 | 4 |
1447 | Now you're the last leaf hanging. | 1.2583 | 0.03927 | 151 | 115 | 33 | 3 |
1448 | It must be autumn because I'm falling for you. | 1.2583 | 0.04251 | 151 | 118 | 27 | 6 |
1449 | Be sure your location status is turned on!!! | 1.2583 | 0.04552 | 151 | 121 | 21 | 9 |
1450 | It seemed so normal for the others -- why is it so scary for me? | 1.2583 | 0.03927 | 151 | 115 | 33 | 3 |
1451 | You just can't let it go, can you? Well fine, stick around, I'm leaving! | 1.2583 | 0.03813 | 151 | 114 | 35 | 2 |
1452 | You must promise me that you'll survive. Never let go, Rose. | 1.2583 | 0.04251 | 151 | 118 | 27 | 6 |
1453 | Sadly,this one falling out ends our summer romance. | 1.2583 | 0.03927 | 151 | 115 | 33 | 3 |
1454 | You're last, but not least! | 1.2583 | 0.04146 | 151 | 117 | 29 | 5 |
1455 | Everybody else is doing it! | 1.2583 | 0.03813 | 151 | 114 | 35 | 2 |
1456 | I'll try and fall on the driver's side window wiper. | 1.2583 | 0.04038 | 151 | 116 | 31 | 4 |
1457 | Look for me on oak street. | 1.2583 | 0.04038 | 151 | 116 | 31 | 4 |
1458 | Wish me luck at the Forrest Gump audition! | 1.2583 | 0.04038 | 151 | 116 | 31 | 4 |
1459 | We were growing apart anyway. | 1.2583 | 0.04038 | 151 | 116 | 31 | 4 |
1460 | Hope you have a nice fall! | 1.2583 | 0.04251 | 151 | 118 | 27 | 6 |
1461 | I suppose I’ll have to take the fall for this one... | 1.2583 | 0.04038 | 151 | 116 | 31 | 4 |
1462 | Damn! Just once I'd like to go somewhere else for the winter. | 1.2583 | 0.04146 | 151 | 117 | 29 | 5 |
1463 | So what am I, your Fall guy? | 1.2583 | 0.04251 | 151 | 118 | 27 | 6 |
1464 | I will always be-leaf in you! | 1.2583 | 0.04251 | 151 | 118 | 27 | 6 |
1465 | I'm proud to be an Oakie from Muskogee, where White Lightening is the biggest thrill of all. | 1.2583 | 0.03754 | 151 | 116 | 32 | 3 |
1466 | Take care of our mother. | 1.2583 | 0.04251 | 151 | 118 | 27 | 6 |
1467 | Like I always say, “if you can’t beat em, join ‘em!” | 1.2583 | 0.04146 | 151 | 117 | 29 | 5 |
1468 | Everyone always leaves me. | 1.2583 | 0.04251 | 151 | 118 | 27 | 6 |
1469 | Sometimes, you just have to let go! | 1.2583 | 0.04353 | 151 | 119 | 25 | 7 |
1470 | I'll say, Hi to mom and dad. | 1.2583 | 0.04038 | 151 | 116 | 31 | 4 |
1471 | I hope next Fall we can go green. | 1.2583 | 0.04353 | 151 | 119 | 25 | 7 |
1472 | I can’t fly!!! | 1.2583 | 0.04552 | 151 | 121 | 21 | 9 |
1473 | Orange you coming? | 1.2583 | 0.04146 | 151 | 117 | 29 | 5 |
1474 | Promise to look me up? | 1.2583 | 0.04146 | 151 | 117 | 29 | 5 |
1475 | Rose, you said you'd never let go! | 1.2583 | 0.04146 | 151 | 117 | 29 | 5 |
1476 | I thought we were evergreen! | 1.2583 | 0.04146 | 151 | 117 | 29 | 5 |
1477 | Who saw this coming? | 1.2583 | 0.04146 | 151 | 117 | 29 | 5 |
1478 | I always told you this relationship would just be a summer thing. | 1.2583 | 0.04353 | 151 | 119 | 25 | 7 |
1479 | Sorry babe. It’s time to chill. I told you it was just a summer fling. | 1.2583 | 0.03927 | 151 | 115 | 33 | 3 |
1480 | I hear it's the fall that kills you, not the fall. | 1.2583 | 0.04251 | 151 | 118 | 27 | 6 |
1481 | I don't mind the fall so much, it's being stepped on when I'm down that scares me. | 1.2583 | 0.04251 | 151 | 118 | 27 | 6 |
1482 | I am special. I am unique. There is nobdy quite like me. | 1.2583 | 0.04146 | 151 | 117 | 29 | 5 |
1483 | Love the view from here but this neighbourhood's getting too pricey for me. | 1.2583 | 0.04251 | 151 | 118 | 27 | 6 |
1484 | Just face it we all end up in the gutter sooner or later. | 1.2583 | 0.04251 | 151 | 118 | 27 | 6 |
1485 | No, you keep the branch. I’ll settle somewhere else. | 1.2583 | 0.04146 | 151 | 117 | 29 | 5 |
1486 | Falling is such sweet sorrow. | 1.2583 | 0.04146 | 151 | 117 | 29 | 5 |
1487 | I truly believed we were different. | 1.2583 | 0.04353 | 151 | 119 | 25 | 7 |
1488 | Guess I'll be leaving. | 1.2578 | 0.04606 | 128 | 100 | 23 | 5 |
1489 | I'll se ya, down the road... | 1.2568 | 0.04082 | 148 | 114 | 30 | 4 |
1490 | Compost bin 147, look me up. | 1.2536 | 0.04720 | 138 | 111 | 19 | 8 |
1491 | Let’s meet under the tree. | 1.2517 | 0.03962 | 147 | 113 | 31 | 3 |
1492 | Good luck Steve. You can do this. Hang in there. | 1.2517 | 0.03962 | 147 | 113 | 31 | 3 |
1493 | I can't hide it any longer...I've fallen for you. | 1.2517 | 0.03842 | 147 | 112 | 33 | 2 |
1494 | Let it go. | 1.2517 | 0.04190 | 147 | 115 | 27 | 5 |
1495 | I'd love to hang out, but I'm officially grounded until next year. | 1.2517 | 0.04078 | 147 | 114 | 29 | 4 |
1496 | Last one on is a rotten egg. | 1.2517 | 0.04300 | 147 | 116 | 25 | 6 |
1497 | That’s it. I’m leaving you. | 1.2517 | 0.04078 | 147 | 114 | 29 | 4 |
1498 | The oak's on you! | 1.2517 | 0.03962 | 147 | 113 | 31 | 3 |
1499 | Remember when I told you that the road to non-conformity could only lead to loneliness. | 1.2517 | 0.04190 | 147 | 115 | 27 | 5 |
1500 | You’re next! | 1.2517 | 0.04190 | 147 | 115 | 27 | 5 |
1501 | Tell my twig and acorns I love them! | 1.2517 | 0.03962 | 147 | 113 | 31 | 3 |
1502 | It's all downhill from here. | 1.2517 | 0.03962 | 147 | 113 | 31 | 3 |
1503 | I hope I'm not falling for some rake. | 1.2517 | 0.04190 | 147 | 115 | 27 | 5 |
1504 | Remember my name! I'm Leaf, Eric's son | 1.2517 | 0.04300 | 147 | 116 | 25 | 6 |
1505 | Enjoy your victory while you can - your downfall is inevitable. | 1.2517 | 0.04300 | 147 | 116 | 25 | 6 |
1506 | The Grim Raker is calling meeeeeee. | 1.2517 | 0.03962 | 147 | 113 | 31 | 3 |
1507 | Why am I always the first to fall? | 1.2517 | 0.04078 | 147 | 114 | 29 | 4 |
1508 | Please don’t get remarried. | 1.2517 | 0.04078 | 147 | 114 | 29 | 4 |
1509 | Look for me at the landfill. | 1.2517 | 0.04078 | 147 | 114 | 29 | 4 |
1510 | But what if air resistance DOESN'T put a force on me?! | 1.2517 | 0.04078 | 147 | 114 | 29 | 4 |
1511 | I feel like one of the president's men. | 1.2517 | 0.03962 | 147 | 113 | 31 | 3 |
1512 | We'll finish the conversation later | 1.2517 | 0.03962 | 147 | 113 | 31 | 3 |
1513 | ‘They let a few of us hang around for the winter. Better than the options.’ | 1.2517 | 0.04300 | 147 | 116 | 25 | 6 |
1514 | When I said I'd fallen for you, this isn't what I meant. | 1.2517 | 0.03962 | 147 | 113 | 31 | 3 |
1515 | I told you not to cough. | 1.2517 | 0.03962 | 147 | 113 | 31 | 3 |
1516 | By By, Miss America pie. | 1.2517 | 0.04407 | 147 | 117 | 23 | 7 |
1517 | Don’t forget, everyone’s getting together for the big blowout this weekend. | 1.2517 | 0.04078 | 147 | 114 | 29 | 4 |
1518 | I can't stay out on a limb with you; I need to branch out | 1.2517 | 0.04407 | 147 | 117 | 23 | 7 |
1519 | Sorry I snapped! | 1.2517 | 0.03962 | 147 | 113 | 31 | 3 |
1520 | Well, my therapist suggested that I move out of my comfort zone... | 1.2517 | 0.04078 | 147 | 114 | 29 | 4 |
1521 | It not you, it’s me...but I have to leaf. | 1.2517 | 0.04190 | 147 | 115 | 27 | 5 |
1522 | I hate existentialism. | 1.2517 | 0.03719 | 147 | 111 | 35 | 1 |
1523 | But I was so sure that I was in the 1%! | 1.2517 | 0.04078 | 147 | 114 | 29 | 4 |
1524 | Now you’ll have to bear the survivors’ guilt alone! | 1.2517 | 0.04078 | 147 | 114 | 29 | 4 |
1525 | Have a beautiful fall. | 1.2517 | 0.04190 | 147 | 115 | 27 | 5 |
1526 | Well, I’m off to the south for the winter. You coming? | 1.2517 | 0.03842 | 147 | 112 | 33 | 2 |
1527 | Well, I really let myself get carried away this time. | 1.2517 | 0.03842 | 147 | 112 | 33 | 2 |
1528 | I've never seen Titanic! | 1.2517 | 0.04190 | 147 | 115 | 27 | 5 |
1529 | Uh oh, I think I’m about to leaf you. | 1.2517 | 0.04078 | 147 | 114 | 29 | 4 |
1530 | Look for me on a hipsters Instagram page above an edgy caption about death. | 1.2517 | 0.04300 | 147 | 116 | 25 | 6 |
1531 | I've decided to branch out - I'll see you after the fall. | 1.2517 | 0.04300 | 147 | 116 | 25 | 6 |
1532 | Come on, why do you think they call it Fall? | 1.2517 | 0.04300 | 147 | 116 | 25 | 6 |
1533 | Sorry to be leafing you alone. | 1.2517 | 0.04078 | 147 | 114 | 29 | 4 |
1534 | I hate leaving at rush hour. | 1.2517 | 0.04078 | 147 | 114 | 29 | 4 |
1535 | Hang in there...we can do this! | 1.2517 | 0.03460 | 147 | 114 | 31 | 2 |
1536 | You know what they say, "make like a tree and leaf"... | 1.2517 | 0.04078 | 147 | 114 | 29 | 4 |
1537 | We can't hang forever | 1.2517 | 0.03962 | 147 | 113 | 31 | 3 |
1538 | Watch! I'll demonstrate when to pull the cord. | 1.2517 | 0.03842 | 147 | 112 | 33 | 2 |
1539 | You ever have that dream where you're FAaaaallllinnng? | 1.2517 | 0.03962 | 147 | 113 | 31 | 3 |
1540 | You will need to branch out alone. | 1.2517 | 0.04078 | 147 | 114 | 29 | 4 |
1541 | What!? She 's dating the MAPLE leaf?! I'm completely blown away! | 1.2517 | 0.04190 | 147 | 115 | 27 | 5 |
1542 | Some say there’s an afterleaf | 1.2517 | 0.04407 | 147 | 117 | 23 | 7 |
1543 | If I'm not back in an hour...just leave | 1.2517 | 0.04407 | 147 | 117 | 23 | 7 |
1544 | The blower is your friend, but beware the rake. | 1.2517 | 0.04078 | 147 | 114 | 29 | 4 |
1545 | Okay, watch this! I've been practicing the Triple Lindy in my mind all summer! | 1.2517 | 0.03962 | 147 | 113 | 31 | 3 |
1546 | I've seen your true colors. I'm leaving! | 1.2517 | 0.04190 | 147 | 115 | 27 | 5 |
1547 | It’s okay—they banned plastic bags. | 1.2517 | 0.03962 | 147 | 113 | 31 | 3 |
1548 | I'll be LEAVING you..... sounds like the beginning of a song" | 1.2517 | 0.04078 | 147 | 114 | 29 | 4 |
1549 | I’m staying. I don’t love you that mulch. | 1.2500 | 0.04123 | 144 | 112 | 28 | 4 |
1550 | But pumpkin spice lattes aren't even on sale yet! | 1.2500 | 0.04123 | 144 | 112 | 28 | 4 |
1551 | Outwit, outplay, outlast. Ok you win. | 1.2500 | 0.04437 | 128 | 100 | 24 | 4 |
1552 | Oh man, I knew I should have moisturized! | 1.2500 | 0.04003 | 144 | 111 | 30 | 3 |
1553 | Hang in there, Freddy. | 1.2481 | 0.04453 | 133 | 105 | 23 | 5 |
1554 | It never gets any easier to leaf you. | 1.2465 | 0.04378 | 142 | 113 | 23 | 6 |
1555 | Gesundheit! | 1.2465 | 0.04378 | 142 | 113 | 23 | 6 |
1556 | Leaves come and go but I thought you were different! | 1.2465 | 0.04262 | 142 | 112 | 25 | 5 |
1557 | When you turned, I started falling for someone else. | 1.2465 | 0.04021 | 142 | 110 | 29 | 3 |
1558 | It's ok to let go. | 1.2465 | 0.04490 | 142 | 114 | 21 | 7 |
1559 | I’m pretty positive this is not covered by my insurance! | 1.2465 | 0.04143 | 142 | 111 | 27 | 4 |
1560 | Last fall I landed in a river, exciting 2 weeks traveling to the Gulf. | 1.2465 | 0.04262 | 142 | 112 | 25 | 5 |
1561 | It's been great photosynthesizing with you. s | 1.2465 | 0.04143 | 142 | 111 | 27 | 4 |
1562 | I can't stop shaking. | 1.2465 | 0.04262 | 142 | 112 | 25 | 5 |
1563 | What's the point in hanging on? | 1.2465 | 0.03764 | 142 | 113 | 25 | 4 |
1564 | Finally Freedom | 1.2465 | 0.04143 | 142 | 111 | 27 | 4 |
1565 | OH-MY-GOD! Not a Volvo! | 1.2465 | 0.04143 | 142 | 111 | 27 | 4 |
1566 | See you next year, bud. | 1.2465 | 0.04021 | 142 | 110 | 29 | 3 |
1567 | I guess this is why they call it “fall”. | 1.2465 | 0.04143 | 142 | 111 | 27 | 4 |
1568 | I wish I'd traveled more! | 1.2465 | 0.04143 | 142 | 111 | 27 | 4 |
1569 | Say Hello to Mom. | 1.2465 | 0.04021 | 142 | 110 | 29 | 3 |
1570 | I'm off to join our trashy neighbors. | 1.2465 | 0.04262 | 142 | 112 | 25 | 5 |
1571 | You win the bet. | 1.2465 | 0.04378 | 142 | 113 | 23 | 6 |
1572 | We'll always have Vermont. | 1.2465 | 0.04262 | 142 | 112 | 25 | 5 |
1573 | Gotta go. I've been subpoenaed by Adam Schiff's committee. | 1.2465 | 0.04021 | 142 | 110 | 29 | 3 |
1574 | Maybe I’ll catch you later. Depends on how the wind blows. | 1.2465 | 0.04378 | 142 | 113 | 23 | 6 |
1575 | We knew last Spring it would eventually come to this. | 1.2465 | 0.04021 | 142 | 110 | 29 | 3 |
1576 | Who am I to fight collectivism? | 1.2465 | 0.04262 | 142 | 112 | 25 | 5 |
1577 | It was more than just hanging out together to me. | 1.2465 | 0.04143 | 142 | 111 | 27 | 4 |
1578 | God, I hope I don't land by Todd. | 1.2465 | 0.04378 | 142 | 113 | 23 | 6 |
1579 | Nature's equivalent of presidential primary season. | 1.2465 | 0.04262 | 142 | 112 | 25 | 5 |
1580 | Nothing personal. | 1.2465 | 0.04021 | 142 | 110 | 29 | 3 |
1581 | Get that stick out of your ass and join the rest of us | 1.2465 | 0.04262 | 142 | 112 | 25 | 5 |
1582 | I'm sycamore of these falling leaves. | 1.2465 | 0.04378 | 142 | 113 | 23 | 6 |
1583 | I gotta leave now! | 1.2465 | 0.04262 | 142 | 112 | 25 | 5 |
1584 | Congratulations and good luck in November. | 1.2465 | 0.03895 | 142 | 109 | 31 | 2 |
1585 | Rapture, Schmapture, aaaah, Lordy Lordy, I'm coming home! | 1.2465 | 0.03895 | 142 | 109 | 31 | 2 |
1586 | Turn the stove off! | 1.2465 | 0.04021 | 142 | 110 | 29 | 3 |
1587 | Que sera sera. | 1.2465 | 0.03764 | 142 | 108 | 33 | 1 |
1588 | Cover me. I'm going in! | 1.2465 | 0.04021 | 142 | 110 | 29 | 3 |
1589 | I'm afraid things are getting a little too deciduous. | 1.2465 | 0.04021 | 142 | 110 | 29 | 3 |
1590 | I was going to suggest moving to Miami, but it may be little late | 1.2465 | 0.03895 | 142 | 109 | 31 | 2 |
1591 | I had hoped to be a leader in this effort. | 1.2465 | 0.03895 | 142 | 109 | 31 | 2 |
1592 | Hopefully, we'll meet again fertilizing tomatoes. | 1.2465 | 0.04143 | 142 | 111 | 27 | 4 |
1593 | I'm not red-y yet! I'm just orange-y! | 1.2465 | 0.04021 | 142 | 110 | 29 | 3 |
1594 | beats the hell out of hanging around with you... | 1.2465 | 0.04490 | 142 | 114 | 21 | 7 |
1595 | I’m failing to see the humor here. | 1.2465 | 0.04262 | 142 | 112 | 25 | 5 |
1596 | Is there life after mulch? | 1.2465 | 0.03895 | 142 | 109 | 31 | 2 |
1597 | I knew there'd be a downside to hanging out with you all summer! | 1.2465 | 0.04143 | 142 | 111 | 27 | 4 |
1598 | It's been great hangin' out with you! | 1.2465 | 0.03895 | 142 | 109 | 31 | 2 |
1599 | Don’t you wish it was called “Rise” | 1.2465 | 0.04021 | 142 | 110 | 29 | 3 |
1600 | Sorry to leave you, but I need to branch out. | 1.2465 | 0.03417 | 142 | 113 | 26 | 3 |
1601 | “Don’t Cry; I’ll meet you at the leaf blower.” | 1.2465 | 0.04143 | 142 | 111 | 27 | 4 |
1602 | We'll be together again on earth, Sally. | 1.2465 | 0.04262 | 142 | 112 | 25 | 5 |
1603 | I'm going south for the winter | 1.2465 | 0.04378 | 142 | 113 | 23 | 6 |
1604 | I'll see you on the ground. | 1.2465 | 0.03764 | 142 | 108 | 33 | 1 |
1605 | Let’s go for a spin—meet me at the car | 1.2465 | 0.04143 | 142 | 111 | 27 | 4 |
1606 | The branches, my friend, are blowin' in the wind. | 1.2465 | 0.04143 | 142 | 111 | 27 | 4 |
1607 | Let's keep up on Facebook! | 1.2465 | 0.04378 | 142 | 113 | 23 | 6 |
1608 | I'm not really leaving you. Consider it a grounding. | 1.2465 | 0.04262 | 142 | 112 | 25 | 5 |
1609 | I hate long drawn out good byes... But we are the last ones up here... or... Last one down is a Monkeys Uncle... Or... I was wrong to think our relationship would last forever... | 1.2465 | 0.04262 | 142 | 112 | 25 | 5 |
1610 | See you in the compost bin. | 1.2465 | 0.04262 | 142 | 112 | 25 | 5 |
1611 | Pumpkin spice is a sign of the end of days! | 1.2465 | 0.04143 | 142 | 111 | 27 | 4 |
1612 | Love your optimism--hang in there, Ralph! | 1.2465 | 0.04143 | 142 | 111 | 27 | 4 |
1613 | I'll miss you most of all, when Autumn leaves start to fall. | 1.2465 | 0.04262 | 142 | 112 | 25 | 5 |
1614 | I'm just waiting for my Uber and then I'll be on my way! | 1.2465 | 0.03895 | 142 | 109 | 31 | 2 |
1615 | You are always late for everything! | 1.2465 | 0.04600 | 142 | 115 | 19 | 8 |
1616 | I love you, Marcia, but destiny calls. | 1.2465 | 0.04143 | 142 | 111 | 27 | 4 |
1617 | It’s not you. It’s just that I want to be free to try other leaves. | 1.2465 | 0.03895 | 142 | 109 | 31 | 2 |
1618 | What will it be: compost, eternal damnation, or burning in hell? | 1.2465 | 0.04021 | 142 | 110 | 29 | 3 |
1619 | Actually Frank, it IS you. | 1.2465 | 0.04262 | 142 | 112 | 25 | 5 |
1620 | Ohhhhhh. And I only just broke even on collecting my pension. | 1.2465 | 0.04262 | 142 | 112 | 25 | 5 |
1621 | Bye,Felicia. | 1.2465 | 0.04378 | 142 | 113 | 23 | 6 |
1622 | I blame Trump! | 1.2465 | 0.04490 | 142 | 114 | 21 | 7 |
1623 | It's going to be so boring down there...just lying around all day, doing nothing" | 1.2465 | 0.04021 | 142 | 110 | 29 | 3 |
1624 | They say that fluttering is easy. | 1.2465 | 0.04143 | 142 | 111 | 27 | 4 |
1625 | Don't forget to ask for Russell | 1.2465 | 0.04021 | 142 | 110 | 29 | 3 |
1626 | I'm running down to the corner to get a paper. I'll be right back. | 1.2465 | 0.04378 | 142 | 113 | 23 | 6 |
1627 | I know. I'm always the last to leaf. | 1.2465 | 0.04143 | 142 | 111 | 27 | 4 |
1628 | I'm branching out, I'm hoping to become a Leaftenant." | 1.2465 | 0.04021 | 142 | 110 | 29 | 3 |
1629 | Save me a place. | 1.2465 | 0.04143 | 142 | 111 | 27 | 4 |
1630 | No, you first, I insist. | 1.2465 | 0.04143 | 142 | 111 | 27 | 4 |
1631 | Don't be too upset - maybe we'll see each other down the road. | 1.2465 | 0.04262 | 142 | 112 | 25 | 5 |
1632 | Hope we make it to the same leaf bag | 1.2465 | 0.04262 | 142 | 112 | 25 | 5 |
1633 | Oh no! I’m having that recurring dream again. | 1.2465 | 0.04262 | 142 | 112 | 25 | 5 |
1634 | If you're deciduous, I'm deciduous. | 1.2465 | 0.04262 | 142 | 112 | 25 | 5 |
1635 | Don't worry, kid, you can come back as mulch. | 1.2465 | 0.04143 | 142 | 111 | 27 | 4 |
1636 | Well, I guess I'm heading down south for the winter. | 1.2465 | 0.04262 | 142 | 112 | 25 | 5 |
1637 | It's a PANDEMIC! | 1.2465 | 0.04262 | 142 | 112 | 25 | 5 |
1638 | Oh no! I'm trapped in an O'Henry horror film!!! | 1.2465 | 0.04143 | 142 | 111 | 27 | 4 |
1639 | I'll be back. | 1.2465 | 0.04490 | 142 | 114 | 21 | 7 |
1640 | What does deciduous mean? | 1.2465 | 0.04378 | 142 | 113 | 23 | 6 |
1641 | Can you compost a tweet for meeeeeee?! | 1.2465 | 0.04490 | 142 | 114 | 21 | 7 |
1642 | I’m just going out for some cigarettes. | 1.2465 | 0.04490 | 142 | 114 | 21 | 7 |
1643 | Don't worry--I'll be the orange-ish, yellowish, reddish one. | 1.2465 | 0.03764 | 142 | 108 | 33 | 1 |
1644 | What's falling is the property value on this street | 1.2465 | 0.04143 | 142 | 111 | 27 | 4 |
1645 | At least I won’t have to listen to the next debate. | 1.2465 | 0.04021 | 142 | 110 | 29 | 3 |
1646 | And hey—good luck with your fear of abandonment. | 1.2465 | 0.04378 | 142 | 113 | 23 | 6 |
1647 | My leaf flashed before my eyes. | 1.2465 | 0.04262 | 142 | 112 | 25 | 5 |
1648 | Rake News! | 1.2465 | 0.04021 | 142 | 110 | 29 | 3 |
1649 | Global warming, my ass! | 1.2465 | 0.04600 | 142 | 115 | 19 | 8 |
1650 | The answer, my friend isn’t blowin’ in the wind. | 1.2465 | 0.03895 | 142 | 109 | 31 | 2 |
1651 | I'll meet you on the other side...of the fence. | 1.2465 | 0.04143 | 142 | 111 | 27 | 4 |
1652 | I told you the mightiest fall first. | 1.2465 | 0.04143 | 142 | 111 | 27 | 4 |
1653 | Dying is easy! Comedy is hard! | 1.2465 | 0.04143 | 142 | 111 | 27 | 4 |
1654 | Personally, I don’t want to be up here for the winter. | 1.2465 | 0.04490 | 142 | 114 | 21 | 7 |
1655 | Why didn’t we protest this when we had the chance? | 1.2465 | 0.04021 | 142 | 110 | 29 | 3 |
1656 | It's just you now - please, tell the world our story. | 1.2465 | 0.04021 | 142 | 110 | 29 | 3 |
1657 | When I land, Sam, the echo will tell you it’s safe to let go! | 1.2465 | 0.04262 | 142 | 112 | 25 | 5 |
1658 | They call it "relief" | 1.2465 | 0.03895 | 142 | 109 | 31 | 2 |
1659 | Is that the new Tesla? | 1.2465 | 0.04143 | 142 | 111 | 27 | 4 |
1660 | See you in leaf-blower hell. | 1.2465 | 0.04021 | 142 | 110 | 29 | 3 |
1661 | Is it too late to say, “I’m falling for you?” | 1.2465 | 0.04262 | 142 | 112 | 25 | 5 |
1662 | Why so sad? All May-September romances must inevitably end. | 1.2465 | 0.03629 | 142 | 107 | 35 | 0 |
1663 | Thus begins my downward spiral into the gutter. | 1.2465 | 0.04262 | 142 | 112 | 25 | 5 |
1664 | I’m falling for you...really! | 1.2465 | 0.04021 | 142 | 110 | 29 | 3 |
1665 | I don't care! All our friends are doing it. | 1.2465 | 0.04262 | 142 | 112 | 25 | 5 |
1666 | I'll be the 127th leaf on your right! | 1.2465 | 0.03895 | 142 | 109 | 31 | 2 |
1667 | I’ll wait for you on the ground floor. | 1.2465 | 0.03895 | 142 | 109 | 31 | 2 |
1668 | I’ll meet you under the windshield wipers.. | 1.2465 | 0.04378 | 142 | 113 | 23 | 6 |
1669 | This is why I never like talking about politics at work, it makes me shake like a - oh here's my ride, see you tomorrow! | 1.2465 | 0.04143 | 142 | 111 | 27 | 4 |
1670 | So long and thanks for the CO2. | 1.2465 | 0.04262 | 142 | 112 | 25 | 5 |
1671 | Somehow, it’s just not a peak experience for me. | 1.2465 | 0.04378 | 142 | 113 | 23 | 6 |
1672 | This is some seriously strong acid. | 1.2465 | 0.04143 | 142 | 111 | 27 | 4 |
1673 | Just once I’d like to go to Palm Springs instead of heading south | 1.2465 | 0.04021 | 142 | 110 | 29 | 3 |
1674 | I went out on a limb for you | 1.2465 | 0.04143 | 142 | 111 | 27 | 4 |
1675 | Nothing gold can stay Paul....nothing gold can stay. | 1.2465 | 0.04021 | 142 | 110 | 29 | 3 |
1676 | Darling, I’m falling for you | 1.2465 | 0.04021 | 142 | 110 | 29 | 3 |
1677 | Let's pray fate rakes us together. | 1.2465 | 0.03895 | 142 | 109 | 31 | 2 |
1678 | Option 1: Don't leave me! Option 2: I don't care what the Dylan song says, there are no answers here! | 1.2465 | 0.04262 | 142 | 112 | 25 | 5 |
1679 | You won't feel a thing | 1.2465 | 0.04021 | 142 | 110 | 29 | 3 |
1680 | NOW you tell me "deciduous" means " falling off at maturity." | 1.2465 | 0.04021 | 142 | 110 | 29 | 3 |
1681 | Remember, we’re better than lemmings! | 1.2465 | 0.03764 | 142 | 108 | 33 | 1 |
1682 | First time? Just don’t walk towards the light and you’ll be back next spring. | 1.2465 | 0.04143 | 142 | 111 | 27 | 4 |
1683 | Shall we? | 1.2465 | 0.04143 | 142 | 111 | 27 | 4 |
1684 | Do you think the kids will find us? | 1.2465 | 0.04021 | 142 | 110 | 29 | 3 |
1685 | Let's take off sweetheart . Meet you on the hood! | 1.2465 | 0.04021 | 142 | 110 | 29 | 3 |
1686 | I thought I’d be the last to leave. | 1.2465 | 0.04021 | 142 | 110 | 29 | 3 |
1687 | Let’s meet up after this Fall. | 1.2465 | 0.04143 | 142 | 111 | 27 | 4 |
1688 | Darn, it's still the playoffs -- is it CO2 or MLB? | 1.2465 | 0.03764 | 142 | 108 | 33 | 1 |
1689 | I think I've lost it | 1.2465 | 0.04021 | 142 | 110 | 29 | 3 |
1690 | You're so stubborn. | 1.2465 | 0.04262 | 142 | 112 | 25 | 5 |
1691 | Breaking up is so hard to do- particularly in our golden years! | 1.2465 | 0.04021 | 142 | 110 | 29 | 3 |
1692 | You’re going to watch the season finale without me, aren’t you. | 1.2465 | 0.04378 | 142 | 113 | 23 | 6 |
1693 | I'm leaving you and going off to mingle with other leaves. Don't tell me you're surprised. | 1.2465 | 0.04378 | 142 | 113 | 23 | 6 |
1694 | Hope I see you at the L Z. | 1.2465 | 0.03764 | 142 | 113 | 25 | 4 |
1695 | I can’t hang around listening to you saying ‘Give him time” anymore. | 1.2465 | 0.04021 | 142 | 110 | 29 | 3 |
1696 | I never got the chance to tell you about my summer. | 1.2465 | 0.04378 | 142 | 113 | 23 | 6 |
1697 | If only I’d used more sunscreen. | 1.2465 | 0.04490 | 142 | 114 | 21 | 7 |
1698 | I hope I don't land near Roger. I owe him money. | 1.2465 | 0.04143 | 142 | 111 | 27 | 4 |
1699 | Quick, look up "penultimate". | 1.2465 | 0.03764 | 142 | 108 | 33 | 1 |
1700 | I was waiting to leave once the kids left | 1.2465 | 0.03830 | 142 | 111 | 28 | 3 |
1701 | We hung on as long as we could, now it's all up to you | 1.2465 | 0.04143 | 142 | 111 | 27 | 4 |
1702 | No hell below us, right? | 1.2465 | 0.04262 | 142 | 112 | 25 | 5 |
1703 | Forget the gutters, aim for the car wipers. | 1.2465 | 0.04262 | 142 | 112 | 25 | 5 |
1704 | Are you coming with me or not? | 1.2465 | 0.03895 | 142 | 109 | 31 | 2 |
1705 | I hear illegal aliens put us in bags and then the snowflakes come... | 1.2465 | 0.04143 | 142 | 111 | 27 | 4 |
1706 | May fate rake us together again. | 1.2465 | 0.04378 | 142 | 113 | 23 | 6 |
1707 | Please delete my browsing history! | 1.2465 | 0.04262 | 142 | 112 | 25 | 5 |
1708 | I blame the flu vaccine. | 1.2465 | 0.04262 | 142 | 112 | 25 | 5 |
1709 | I’ll leave quietly. I hope I don’t get bagged. | 1.2465 | 0.04143 | 142 | 111 | 27 | 4 |
1710 | I never thought draft would take me! | 1.2465 | 0.04378 | 142 | 113 | 23 | 6 |
1711 | I'm feeling a little bit more than separation anxiety! | 1.2465 | 0.04143 | 142 | 111 | 27 | 4 |
1712 | Don't forget, we had a prenuptial agreement. | 1.2465 | 0.03895 | 142 | 109 | 31 | 2 |
1713 | I'm leaving you, Madge-- you're a terrible housekeeper. | 1.2465 | 0.03764 | 142 | 108 | 33 | 1 |
1714 | On my way to the Edvard Munch exhibit. | 1.2465 | 0.04021 | 142 | 110 | 29 | 3 |
1715 | We could be in Orlando right now but no, you wouldn’t even talk about it! | 1.2465 | 0.04143 | 142 | 111 | 27 | 4 |
1716 | It's the fall that gets you. | 1.2465 | 0.03764 | 142 | 108 | 33 | 1 |
1717 | Retirement party's on the lawn, don't be late. | 1.2465 | 0.04021 | 142 | 110 | 29 | 3 |
1718 | Make like a tree?" I don't get it | 1.2465 | 0.04262 | 142 | 112 | 25 | 5 |
1719 | I will love you until I hit the ground. | 1.2464 | 0.04217 | 138 | 108 | 26 | 4 |
1720 | Don’t worry I do this every year | 1.2462 | 0.04511 | 130 | 103 | 22 | 5 |
1721 | Sorry, I'm always the last to leave aren't I?" "Get home safe Larry." "Same time next year though, right?" | 1.2448 | 0.04462 | 143 | 115 | 21 | 7 |
1722 | Come on, everyone is doing it! | 1.2446 | 0.04064 | 139 | 108 | 28 | 3 |
1723 | Will you water my plants? | 1.2441 | 0.04289 | 127 | 99 | 25 | 3 |
1724 | I just hope I don't end up pressed between the pages of some kid's science book. | 1.2422 | 0.04259 | 128 | 100 | 25 | 3 |
1725 | FfffffffffUCK! | 1.2409 | 0.04459 | 137 | 110 | 21 | 6 |
1726 | It's OK. I was not looking forward to 2020 anyways. | 1.2409 | 0.04212 | 137 | 108 | 25 | 4 |
1727 | It's left to you to tell our story. | 1.2409 | 0.04082 | 137 | 107 | 27 | 3 |
1728 | I'm not falling for it. | 1.2409 | 0.04337 | 137 | 109 | 23 | 5 |
1729 | Geronimo! | 1.2409 | 0.04578 | 137 | 111 | 19 | 7 |
1730 | "We fall for this every year. | 1.2409 | 0.03949 | 137 | 106 | 29 | 2 |
1731 | I’m not used to being blown this hard! | 1.2409 | 0.04459 | 137 | 110 | 21 | 6 |
1732 | You said fall was your favorite season! | 1.2409 | 0.04212 | 137 | 108 | 25 | 4 |
1733 | I'm falling and I'm afraid I won't be able to get up. | 1.2409 | 0.04337 | 137 | 109 | 23 | 5 |
1734 | Promise me now, and never let go of that promise. Never let go. | 1.2409 | 0.04212 | 137 | 108 | 25 | 4 |
1735 | See you at the next gathering | 1.2409 | 0.04082 | 137 | 107 | 27 | 3 |
1736 | Mom always liked you best | 1.2409 | 0.03949 | 137 | 106 | 29 | 2 |
1737 | Goodby my dear, hopefully we will be able to turn a new leaf. | 1.2409 | 0.03949 | 137 | 106 | 29 | 2 |
1738 | It’s time for me to leave. | 1.2409 | 0.04082 | 137 | 107 | 27 | 3 |
1739 | I hung on as long as I could! | 1.2409 | 0.04459 | 137 | 110 | 21 | 6 |
1740 | Sorry, but now is the time for me to leaf... | 1.2409 | 0.04212 | 137 | 108 | 25 | 4 |
1741 | What color is my parachute? | 1.2409 | 0.04082 | 137 | 107 | 27 | 3 |
1742 | I always hoped I'd be the first to go! | 1.2409 | 0.04578 | 137 | 111 | 19 | 7 |
1743 | And now I take my leave. | 1.2409 | 0.04337 | 137 | 109 | 23 | 5 |
1744 | I’ll be hanging out at the mulch. | 1.2409 | 0.04212 | 137 | 108 | 25 | 4 |
1745 | I know something that you don't. | 1.2409 | 0.04337 | 137 | 109 | 23 | 5 |
1746 | Wiggle a little harder and we can go together. | 1.2409 | 0.04212 | 137 | 108 | 25 | 4 |
1747 | I will find you!!! | 1.2409 | 0.04082 | 137 | 107 | 27 | 3 |
1748 | Let’s try life in the gutter. | 1.2409 | 0.04337 | 137 | 109 | 23 | 5 |
1749 | It's too late to make up--I'm leafing! | 1.2409 | 0.04337 | 137 | 109 | 23 | 5 |
1750 | The zen master says that we should let go of attachments. | 1.2409 | 0.04337 | 137 | 109 | 23 | 5 |
1751 | Let's leave together so that one of us is not left out on a limb alone. | 1.2409 | 0.03949 | 137 | 106 | 29 | 2 |
1752 | I'm leaving, you are on your own! | 1.2409 | 0.03949 | 137 | 106 | 29 | 2 |
1753 | You said you wanted alone time. I'll leaf you alone. | 1.2409 | 0.04459 | 137 | 110 | 21 | 6 |
1754 | Now watch carefully, you only get one chance at this. | 1.2409 | 0.03810 | 137 | 105 | 31 | 1 |
1755 | It's my time to make like autumn and leaf. | 1.2409 | 0.03810 | 137 | 105 | 31 | 1 |
1756 | I think everyone is done with orange by now. | 1.2409 | 0.04459 | 137 | 110 | 21 | 6 |
1757 | This will be the last time I'll be turning over a new leaf. | 1.2409 | 0.04578 | 137 | 111 | 19 | 7 |
1758 | Promise me you'll never leave. | 1.2409 | 0.04016 | 137 | 109 | 24 | 4 |
1759 | I want to be cremated, not composted. | 1.2409 | 0.04082 | 137 | 107 | 27 | 3 |
1760 | I was tired of hanging out with you anyway. | 1.2409 | 0.03949 | 137 | 106 | 29 | 2 |
1761 | I'm "leaving". This makes you the new "branch manager." | 1.2409 | 0.04459 | 137 | 110 | 21 | 6 |
1762 | I’m sorry I have to leaf you alone. | 1.2409 | 0.04082 | 137 | 107 | 27 | 3 |
1763 | Help! I'm falling and won't be able to get back up. | 1.2409 | 0.04578 | 137 | 111 | 19 | 7 |
1764 | Fall the season? I thought you meant the verb. | 1.2409 | 0.04212 | 137 | 108 | 25 | 4 |
1765 | Abscission! | 1.2409 | 0.03949 | 137 | 106 | 29 | 2 |
1766 | I hate change | 1.2409 | 0.03949 | 137 | 106 | 29 | 2 |
1767 | It's a long story -- I'll text you when I land! | 1.2409 | 0.04082 | 137 | 107 | 27 | 3 |
1768 | Just follow me . . . | 1.2409 | 0.04082 | 137 | 107 | 27 | 3 |
1769 | I thought we were jumping on three | 1.2409 | 0.04082 | 137 | 107 | 27 | 3 |
1770 | It’s time to let go Fred | 1.2409 | 0.04082 | 137 | 107 | 27 | 3 |
1771 | I'll never forget last summer. | 1.2409 | 0.04082 | 137 | 107 | 27 | 3 |
1772 | Tell the kids not to forget their brown roots! | 1.2409 | 0.04337 | 137 | 109 | 23 | 5 |
1773 | Just when I'm falling for you, you tell me to leaf you alone. | 1.2409 | 0.04459 | 137 | 110 | 21 | 6 |
1774 | I'm dropping in, Larry. No leaf left behind. Semper Fi. | 1.2409 | 0.04337 | 137 | 109 | 23 | 5 |
1775 | Finally, what a releaf! | 1.2409 | 0.03810 | 137 | 105 | 31 | 1 |
1776 | Gotta be driftin' along. | 1.2409 | 0.04337 | 137 | 109 | 23 | 5 |
1777 | It's not you...it's tree. | 1.2409 | 0.04459 | 137 | 110 | 21 | 6 |
1778 | We're all gathering at Joe's Bar &Grill tonight. See you there Ralph". | 1.2409 | 0.04337 | 137 | 109 | 23 | 5 |
1779 | Maybe you’ll inspire O'Henry. | 1.2409 | 0.04212 | 137 | 108 | 25 | 4 |
1780 | Oh, THIS is the Bad Place! | 1.2409 | 0.03949 | 137 | 106 | 29 | 2 |
1781 | This is just like that near death experience I was telling you about. | 1.2409 | 0.04212 | 137 | 108 | 25 | 4 |
1782 | "Oh Bill, I always thought you'd be the first to go!" | 1.2409 | 0.04459 | 137 | 110 | 21 | 6 |
1783 | Mark my words, next gust and down YOU go!!!! | 1.2409 | 0.04082 | 137 | 107 | 27 | 3 |
1784 | It was fun while we lasted. | 1.2409 | 0.04212 | 137 | 108 | 25 | 4 |
1785 | See you aground! | 1.2409 | 0.04082 | 137 | 107 | 27 | 3 |
1786 | But, you promised to let go at the same time so we could compost together! | 1.2409 | 0.03949 | 137 | 106 | 29 | 2 |
1787 | Fare thee well my love. | 1.2409 | 0.04016 | 137 | 109 | 24 | 4 |
1788 | I'll catch you on the flip-side! | 1.2409 | 0.04337 | 137 | 109 | 23 | 5 |
1789 | I guess it's separate vacations. | 1.2409 | 0.04212 | 137 | 108 | 25 | 4 |
1790 | You broke wind? Oh man! | 1.2409 | 0.03949 | 137 | 106 | 29 | 2 |
1791 | This thou perceivest, which makes thy love more strong, To love that well which thou must leave ere long. | 1.2409 | 0.03949 | 137 | 106 | 29 | 2 |
1792 | Stop being so dramatic, this happens every year. | 1.2409 | 0.04212 | 137 | 108 | 25 | 4 |
1793 | We're always the last to leave._ | 1.2409 | 0.04459 | 137 | 110 | 21 | 6 |
1794 | I'll light on a leaf for you. | 1.2409 | 0.04337 | 137 | 109 | 23 | 5 |
1795 | Wait, you said 1-2-3 together! | 1.2409 | 0.04337 | 137 | 109 | 23 | 5 |
1796 | Come on baby, don't fear the raker! | 1.2409 | 0.04082 | 137 | 107 | 27 | 3 |
1797 | Oh! I think i am falling for you. | 1.2409 | 0.04082 | 137 | 107 | 27 | 3 |
1798 | Okay, okay. So I was a couple months off calling this a May-December relationship. | 1.2409 | 0.04212 | 137 | 108 | 25 | 4 |
1799 | Because of global warming, our departure is much earlier this year. | 1.2409 | 0.04337 | 137 | 109 | 23 | 5 |
1800 | I love you, Pete! My life insurance password is 2gether@WaltWhitman!" | 1.2409 | 0.03667 | 137 | 104 | 33 | 0 |
1801 | You can do it! Fall! | 1.2409 | 0.04212 | 137 | 108 | 25 | 4 |
1802 | Ok fine you win | 1.2409 | 0.04337 | 137 | 109 | 23 | 5 |
1803 | Don’t worry, I’ll meet you in the fall! | 1.2409 | 0.04337 | 137 | 109 | 23 | 5 |
1804 | I always knew you would be the last to go. | 1.2409 | 0.04212 | 137 | 108 | 25 | 4 |
1805 | Are you too yellow to fall? | 1.2409 | 0.04337 | 137 | 109 | 23 | 5 |
1806 | I can’t feel my toes. | 1.2409 | 0.04337 | 137 | 109 | 23 | 5 |
1807 | Darling, I'm sorry...I said I'd never leave you.. | 1.2409 | 0.04337 | 137 | 109 | 23 | 5 |
1808 | We fall and Margaret makes this all about herself. | 1.2409 | 0.04337 | 137 | 109 | 23 | 5 |
1809 | Our branch always liked you best! | 1.2409 | 0.04082 | 137 | 107 | 27 | 3 |
1810 | Nah, if I attend the bonfire I'm gonna get raked over the coals. | 1.2409 | 0.04337 | 137 | 109 | 23 | 5 |
1811 | Let’s shoot the breeze,” you said | 1.2409 | 0.03810 | 137 | 105 | 31 | 1 |
1812 | I'm going out for cigarettes, be right back. | 1.2409 | 0.04212 | 137 | 108 | 25 | 4 |
1813 | We're past the point of worrying. | 1.2409 | 0.04337 | 137 | 109 | 23 | 5 |
1814 | See you in the gutter | 1.2409 | 0.04337 | 137 | 109 | 23 | 5 |
1815 | We break up to rake up! | 1.2409 | 0.04082 | 137 | 107 | 27 | 3 |
1816 | I think its time for me to leaf | 1.2409 | 0.04212 | 137 | 108 | 25 | 4 |
1817 | Gotta leave now, but hey! Drop by! | 1.2409 | 0.04212 | 137 | 108 | 25 | 4 |
1818 | Sorry I didn't tell you sooner...I'm falling for you.... | 1.2409 | 0.03949 | 137 | 106 | 29 | 2 |
1819 | Deciduous, not coniferous. S*** happens. | 1.2409 | 0.04337 | 137 | 109 | 23 | 5 |
1820 | i thought we were both going to jump! | 1.2409 | 0.04082 | 137 | 107 | 27 | 3 |
1821 | You'll be hearing from my lawyer. | 1.2409 | 0.04578 | 137 | 111 | 19 | 7 |
1822 | We’ve both changed, but that’s no reason to split up.. | 1.2409 | 0.04212 | 137 | 108 | 25 | 4 |
1823 | I'm gonna try this rakey massage. | 1.2409 | 0.04212 | 137 | 108 | 25 | 4 |
1824 | I give up bro, what do I have in common with 3 hole punched paper and tea! | 1.2409 | 0.04337 | 137 | 109 | 23 | 5 |
1825 | You are SO grounded, Mister! | 1.2409 | 0.04459 | 137 | 110 | 21 | 6 |
1826 | You must promise me that you’ll survive, that you’ll never give up, no matter what happens, no matter how hopeless. Promise me now, Rose. | 1.2377 | 0.04807 | 122 | 99 | 17 | 6 |
1827 | Gotta go...I'm late for my decomposition. | 1.2358 | 0.04771 | 123 | 100 | 17 | 6 |
1828 | Quick, heads or tails? | 1.2358 | 0.04175 | 123 | 96 | 25 | 2 |
1829 | I want you to know I have always been blown away by you. | 1.2348 | 0.04004 | 132 | 103 | 27 | 2 |
1830 | I never learned how to fly! | 1.2348 | 0.04416 | 132 | 106 | 21 | 5 |
1831 | I'm not falling for this shit again! | 1.2348 | 0.04004 | 132 | 103 | 27 | 2 |
1832 | I wish you'd stop calling me rakish. | 1.2348 | 0.04004 | 132 | 103 | 27 | 2 |
1833 | See ‘ya, wouldn’t what to be ‘ya. | 1.2348 | 0.04004 | 132 | 103 | 27 | 2 |
1834 | Here's looking at you kid! | 1.2348 | 0.03857 | 132 | 102 | 29 | 1 |
1835 | Same time next year? | 1.2348 | 0.04004 | 132 | 103 | 27 | 2 |
1836 | But I'm a leader, not a follower. | 1.2348 | 0.04004 | 132 | 103 | 27 | 2 |
1837 | Let’s try to meet up again at the bonfire. | 1.2348 | 0.04004 | 132 | 103 | 27 | 2 |
1838 | It was only a summer romance, baby. | 1.2348 | 0.04146 | 132 | 104 | 25 | 3 |
1839 | I hate following the crowd | 1.2348 | 0.04416 | 132 | 106 | 21 | 5 |
1840 | I’m not deserting you. It’s just a seasonal affliction. | 1.2348 | 0.04416 | 132 | 106 | 21 | 5 |
1841 | Even though I know from years' experience it's a soft landing, I still hate the moment that the tree unexpectedly lets go. | 1.2348 | 0.04283 | 132 | 105 | 23 | 4 |
1842 | I got a bachelors degree and a masters for this? | 1.2348 | 0.04283 | 132 | 105 | 23 | 4 |
1843 | Is it for every drop of rain ... or leaf . .. same difference, right? | 1.2348 | 0.04283 | 132 | 105 | 23 | 4 |
1844 | Dude... whatever you do, don’t look down | 1.2348 | 0.04004 | 132 | 103 | 27 | 2 |
1845 | One last thing; I never liked your Tartiflette. | 1.2348 | 0.04146 | 132 | 104 | 25 | 3 |
1846 | Remember, aim for the drain! | 1.2348 | 0.03704 | 132 | 101 | 31 | 0 |
1847 | My mom always told me I was special and unique, like a snowflake. | 1.2348 | 0.04283 | 132 | 105 | 23 | 4 |
1848 | It's the winds of change, George. | 1.2348 | 0.04283 | 132 | 105 | 23 | 4 |
1849 | It's only a brief death. Let go, my friend. | 1.2348 | 0.03857 | 132 | 102 | 29 | 1 |
1850 | Think I'll do the backflip this year! | 1.2348 | 0.04283 | 132 | 105 | 23 | 4 |
1851 | Now that you've blown me off, you will be stuck here all by yourself! | 1.2348 | 0.04283 | 132 | 105 | 23 | 4 |
1852 | Oh well... | 1.2348 | 0.04545 | 132 | 107 | 19 | 6 |
1853 | Oh,Henry, it looks like you’re the last leaf. | 1.2348 | 0.04004 | 132 | 103 | 27 | 2 |
1854 | Ahh geez hun, I guess it’s you and me against the whirl! | 1.2348 | 0.04283 | 132 | 105 | 23 | 4 |
1855 | Looks like you won the tontine. | 1.2348 | 0.04283 | 132 | 105 | 23 | 4 |
1856 | Inevitable falling out | 1.2348 | 0.04283 | 132 | 105 | 23 | 4 |
1857 | You’ll miss the Fall collection | 1.2348 | 0.04004 | 132 | 103 | 27 | 2 |
1858 | Remember the plan!!! | 1.2348 | 0.04146 | 132 | 104 | 25 | 3 |
1859 | You really know how to clear a room, Gary. | 1.2348 | 0.04416 | 132 | 106 | 21 | 5 |
1860 | I guess it's time for me to leave. | 1.2348 | 0.04283 | 132 | 105 | 23 | 4 |
1861 | Now I know why it’s called “Fall”. | 1.2348 | 0.04416 | 132 | 106 | 21 | 5 |
1862 | What about our Prenup? | 1.2348 | 0.04004 | 132 | 103 | 27 | 2 |
1863 | So sorry; I didn't know this wasn't a good hang out place. | 1.2348 | 0.03931 | 132 | 105 | 24 | 3 |
1864 | I knew one day he’d snap. | 1.2348 | 0.04004 | 132 | 103 | 27 | 2 |
1865 | Hang in there. You can do it! | 1.2348 | 0.03857 | 132 | 102 | 29 | 1 |
1866 | I've hung on as long as I can for you. | 1.2348 | 0.03857 | 132 | 102 | 29 | 1 |
1867 | Last one down's a rotten egg. | 1.2348 | 0.04146 | 132 | 104 | 25 | 3 |
1868 | If you really love me then you will come find me down there | 1.2348 | 0.04146 | 132 | 104 | 25 | 3 |
1869 | Looks like I won't be helping you move next Thursday! Good luck! | 1.2348 | 0.03704 | 132 | 101 | 31 | 0 |
1870 | Oh no! I'm falling! | 1.2348 | 0.04283 | 132 | 105 | 23 | 4 |
1871 | I’ve changed my mind. Self awareness sucks. | 1.2348 | 0.04283 | 132 | 105 | 23 | 4 |
1872 | Time to make like a human and base jump. | 1.2348 | 0.03781 | 132 | 104 | 26 | 2 |
1873 | I'll miss our Taco Tuesdays! | 1.2348 | 0.04146 | 132 | 104 | 25 | 3 |
1874 | I had a feeling this was coming. | 1.2348 | 0.04004 | 132 | 103 | 27 | 2 |
1875 | Don’t leaf! | 1.2348 | 0.04004 | 132 | 103 | 27 | 2 |
1876 | The others were right about you! | 1.2348 | 0.04283 | 132 | 105 | 23 | 4 |
1877 | I’m very sorry, but I think I’m falling for someone else. | 1.2348 | 0.04416 | 132 | 106 | 21 | 5 |
1878 | Damn re-incarnation! | 1.2348 | 0.04283 | 132 | 105 | 23 | 4 |
1879 | I hope you know I'm falling for you. | 1.2348 | 0.03857 | 132 | 102 | 29 | 1 |
1880 | Did you ever get the feeling that we're trapped in an O Henry story? | 1.2348 | 0.04416 | 132 | 106 | 21 | 5 |
1881 | It's called life, Jerry, you're born, you photosynthesize your heart out all summer, and then you get mulched, whatever that is. | 1.2348 | 0.04416 | 132 | 106 | 21 | 5 |
1882 | And then one day the pin oak leaf becomes a “pine” oak leaf.... | 1.2348 | 0.03931 | 132 | 105 | 24 | 3 |
1883 | I’d love to talk about politics, but I really need to be rotting plant matter for a while, so... | 1.2348 | 0.04283 | 132 | 105 | 23 | 4 |
1884 | You're always the last to LEAVE! | 1.2348 | 0.04146 | 132 | 104 | 25 | 3 |
1885 | I thought you would be the first to leave. | 1.2348 | 0.04283 | 132 | 105 | 23 | 4 |
1886 | We did our part in saving the planet...job well done...see you next spring!!! | 1.2348 | 0.04283 | 132 | 105 | 23 | 4 |
1887 | We always said this would only be a summer thing. | 1.2348 | 0.04283 | 132 | 105 | 23 | 4 |
1888 | Why can't we be Evergreen and avoid this nonsense. | 1.2348 | 0.04004 | 132 | 103 | 27 | 2 |
1889 | Breakups are never easy. | 1.2348 | 0.04416 | 132 | 106 | 21 | 5 |
1890 | Our gig's up, bud. We're compost from here. | 1.2348 | 0.04283 | 132 | 105 | 23 | 4 |
1891 | ... she loves me not, .. | 1.2348 | 0.04283 | 132 | 105 | 23 | 4 |
1892 | I thought I would live forever. | 1.2348 | 0.04416 | 132 | 106 | 21 | 5 |
1893 | I'd say anywhere but the gutter! | 1.2348 | 0.04416 | 132 | 106 | 21 | 5 |
1894 | Remember: It’s lonely at the top. | 1.2348 | 0.04283 | 132 | 105 | 23 | 4 |
1895 | Hanging by a thread is worse than the fall said all the ex-cabinet members | 1.2348 | 0.03857 | 132 | 102 | 29 | 1 |
1896 | 'Not everyone is lucky enough to reach the gold level…' | 1.2348 | 0.04146 | 132 | 104 | 25 | 3 |
1897 | Fall is about falling. | 1.2348 | 0.04283 | 132 | 105 | 23 | 4 |
1898 | I hung on as long as I could but it’s clearly time to leave. | 1.2348 | 0.04004 | 132 | 103 | 27 | 2 |
1899 | I'm leaving you, Janet. It's not just our colors that have changed. | 1.2348 | 0.04416 | 132 | 106 | 21 | 5 |
1900 | Edith, I'm leaving. | 1.2348 | 0.04146 | 132 | 104 | 25 | 3 |
1901 | At least we'll gain an hour. | 1.2348 | 0.04004 | 132 | 103 | 27 | 2 |
1902 | Don’t be scared, just let go and fall. It’s like running for president, everyone’s doing it. | 1.2348 | 0.04416 | 132 | 106 | 21 | 5 |
1903 | I think I left the stove on | 1.2348 | 0.04545 | 132 | 107 | 19 | 6 |
1904 | Hang on, kid. You could be the inspiration for the next O. Henry. | 1.2348 | 0.04004 | 132 | 103 | 27 | 2 |
1905 | Baby, you know I hate to leave! | 1.2348 | 0.04283 | 132 | 105 | 23 | 4 |
1906 | It's not you. It's me! | 1.2331 | 0.04254 | 133 | 106 | 23 | 4 |
1907 | Now I’ll never write my novel! | 1.2331 | 0.04254 | 133 | 106 | 23 | 4 |
1908 | Come on man , help me | 1.2331 | 0.04118 | 133 | 105 | 25 | 3 |
1909 | As they say, 'til fall do us part. | 1.2331 | 0.04118 | 133 | 105 | 25 | 3 |
1910 | Don't gimme any Bronte! Just die. | 1.2331 | 0.03977 | 133 | 104 | 27 | 2 |
1911 | Wait! We said on the count of threeeee..! | 1.2331 | 0.04118 | 133 | 105 | 25 | 3 |
1912 | I know we’re supposed to practice “detachment,” but this seems risky. | 1.2331 | 0.04118 | 133 | 105 | 25 | 3 |
1913 | Global warming kept me from showing you my true colors. | 1.2331 | 0.04254 | 133 | 106 | 23 | 4 |
1914 | So....cold..... | 1.2331 | 0.04386 | 133 | 107 | 21 | 5 |
1915 | Sorry to leave you Autumn but I'm falling for somebody else. | 1.2331 | 0.04254 | 133 | 106 | 23 | 4 |
1916 | I told you, “never fall for strangers” but I’m fallin’ for you. | 1.2331 | 0.04386 | 133 | 107 | 21 | 5 |
1917 | I’m falling for you. Orange you going to fall for me? | 1.2331 | 0.04254 | 133 | 106 | 23 | 4 |
1918 | Seek out the Wreath Dwellers. | 1.2331 | 0.04118 | 133 | 105 | 25 | 3 |
1919 | I fell for you first | 1.2331 | 0.04118 | 133 | 105 | 25 | 3 |
1920 | I'm going going to come out and say it. I'm leaving you. | 1.2331 | 0.04254 | 133 | 106 | 23 | 4 |
1921 | Let's find each other in the compost pile | 1.2331 | 0.03977 | 133 | 104 | 27 | 2 |
1922 | Catch ya on the mulch pile. | 1.2331 | 0.04118 | 133 | 105 | 25 | 3 |
1923 | It's time for me to branch out on my own | 1.2331 | 0.04254 | 133 | 106 | 23 | 4 |
1924 | Come with me! | 1.2331 | 0.03977 | 133 | 104 | 27 | 2 |
1925 | I’m leafing it to you. | 1.2331 | 0.04386 | 133 | 107 | 21 | 5 |
1926 | Should I stay or should I go? | 1.2331 | 0.04254 | 133 | 106 | 23 | 4 |
1927 | Remember, we're all going to meet in the neighbors yard after midnight! | 1.2331 | 0.03832 | 133 | 103 | 29 | 1 |
1928 | Hang on, I’m getting a call. | 1.2331 | 0.04118 | 133 | 105 | 25 | 3 |
1929 | My therapist says it will good for us to spend some time apart. I’ve become too dependent on you and the tree. | 1.2331 | 0.04386 | 133 | 107 | 21 | 5 |
1930 | Ah and just like that, we’re a crinkle in time. | 1.2331 | 0.03977 | 133 | 104 | 27 | 2 |
1931 | I'll text you when I land. | 1.2331 | 0.04254 | 133 | 106 | 23 | 4 |
1932 | Oh no! I’m really falling for you! | 1.2331 | 0.03977 | 133 | 104 | 27 | 2 |
1933 | Oh, I’ve fallen for you! | 1.2331 | 0.04254 | 133 | 106 | 23 | 4 |
1934 | Okay,you win. | 1.2331 | 0.03977 | 133 | 104 | 27 | 2 |
1935 | We'll meet again / Don't know where / Don't know when | 1.2331 | 0.04254 | 133 | 106 | 23 | 4 |
1936 | Everyone leaves me eventually. | 1.2331 | 0.03977 | 133 | 104 | 27 | 2 |
1937 | Sorry, I have to leaf you now | 1.2331 | 0.04118 | 133 | 105 | 25 | 3 |
1938 | I've always wanted to be the penultimate something, and now I am! | 1.2331 | 0.03977 | 133 | 104 | 27 | 2 |
1939 | It’s been nice hangin’ with you all these...er, THIS year. | 1.2331 | 0.03977 | 133 | 104 | 27 | 2 |
1940 | Meet you again past the pearly rakes | 1.2331 | 0.04386 | 133 | 107 | 21 | 5 |
1941 | Help, I've fallen and I can't get up! | 1.2331 | 0.04118 | 133 | 105 | 25 | 3 |
1942 | I'm jumping because of you. Fuck you dad. | 1.2331 | 0.04254 | 133 | 106 | 23 | 4 |
1943 | Eve thinks I'm a fig leaf. | 1.2331 | 0.04386 | 133 | 107 | 21 | 5 |
1944 | Sorry to leaf, but your true colors have shown. | 1.2331 | 0.03977 | 133 | 104 | 27 | 2 |
1945 | I need your answer right away | 1.2331 | 0.04254 | 133 | 106 | 23 | 4 |
1946 | We were "Born to be Fall !" | 1.2331 | 0.04386 | 133 | 107 | 21 | 5 |
1947 | It’s climate change! | 1.2331 | 0.04118 | 133 | 105 | 25 | 3 |
1948 | Whoa! Looks like I gotta leave now | 1.2331 | 0.04118 | 133 | 105 | 25 | 3 |
1949 | Oh snap! I knew I’d fall for you. | 1.2331 | 0.04254 | 133 | 106 | 23 | 4 |
1950 | I will never let go Jack. I’ll never let go. | 1.2331 | 0.04386 | 133 | 107 | 21 | 5 |
1951 | Goodbye! I’ll see you on the ground. | 1.2331 | 0.04386 | 133 | 107 | 21 | 5 |
1952 | Are leaf blowers dangerous? | 1.2331 | 0.04386 | 133 | 107 | 21 | 5 |
1953 | I guess this means the divorce is final. | 1.2331 | 0.04254 | 133 | 106 | 23 | 4 |
1954 | Deciduous means heartbreak. | 1.2331 | 0.04118 | 133 | 105 | 25 | 3 |
1955 | My leave of absence just got approved. | 1.2331 | 0.04386 | 133 | 107 | 21 | 5 |
1956 | I feel so vulnerable at this time of year. | 1.2331 | 0.03522 | 133 | 103 | 30 | 0 |
1957 | I thought we had a deal! | 1.2331 | 0.03977 | 133 | 104 | 27 | 2 |
1958 | I told you it wouldn’t laaaast! | 1.2326 | 0.04335 | 129 | 103 | 22 | 4 |
1959 | Leafing so soon? | 1.2326 | 0.03734 | 129 | 99 | 30 | 0 |
1960 | You win, big deal | 1.2326 | 0.03734 | 129 | 99 | 30 | 0 |
1961 | 'I'll never let go!' -- my ash! | 1.2326 | 0.04193 | 129 | 102 | 24 | 3 |
1962 | Farewell... it was nice getting to know you the past six months | 1.2326 | 0.04335 | 129 | 103 | 22 | 4 |
1963 | Well--I guess its good-bye. | 1.2326 | 0.03893 | 129 | 100 | 28 | 1 |
1964 | I must take off. | 1.2326 | 0.04735 | 129 | 106 | 16 | 7 |
1965 | If we go to the pile, I'll text you. | 1.2326 | 0.04193 | 129 | 102 | 24 | 3 |
1966 | I thought this was the family tree. | 1.2326 | 0.04472 | 129 | 104 | 20 | 5 |
1967 | Don't cry - it's The Second Law of Thermodynamics | 1.2326 | 0.04335 | 129 | 103 | 22 | 4 |
1968 | Have a nice fall. See you next spring. | 1.2326 | 0.04335 | 129 | 103 | 22 | 4 |
1969 | That’s it, I’m leafing you alone! | 1.2326 | 0.04335 | 129 | 103 | 22 | 4 |
1970 | Call my agent...You know I don't perform without a net. | 1.2326 | 0.04335 | 129 | 103 | 22 | 4 |
1971 | Hashtag leaving you, bitch! | 1.2288 | 0.04569 | 118 | 95 | 19 | 4 |
1972 | Did you see where I dropped it? | 1.2288 | 0.04240 | 118 | 93 | 23 | 2 |
1973 | Ahhh, NOW I know why they call it "Fall!" | 1.2283 | 0.04060 | 127 | 100 | 25 | 2 |
1974 | "I never thought it would happen to me." | 1.2283 | 0.04211 | 127 | 101 | 23 | 3 |
1975 | I'm leaving! | 1.2283 | 0.04211 | 127 | 101 | 23 | 3 |
1976 | Time to move on and make way for our cousin, the snowflake. | 1.2283 | 0.04211 | 127 | 101 | 23 | 3 |
1977 | Fall isn’t fall without falling. | 1.2283 | 0.04357 | 127 | 102 | 21 | 4 |
1978 | Party Pooper! | 1.2283 | 0.04211 | 127 | 101 | 23 | 3 |
1979 | This year sucked. | 1.2283 | 0.04211 | 127 | 101 | 23 | 3 |
1980 | Never let go, Rose. I promise, Jack. | 1.2283 | 0.03903 | 127 | 99 | 27 | 1 |
1981 | I'm not afraid anymore. We'll see each other again soon. | 1.2283 | 0.03903 | 127 | 99 | 27 | 1 |
1982 | This administration really has it out for leaves of color. | 1.2283 | 0.04211 | 127 | 101 | 23 | 3 |
1983 | Call 9-1-1 | 1.2283 | 0.04498 | 127 | 103 | 19 | 5 |
1984 | The day your bud appeared was the happiest day of my life. | 1.2283 | 0.04357 | 127 | 102 | 21 | 4 |
1985 | Admission: I'm neither monogamous nor coniferous. | 1.2283 | 0.04211 | 127 | 101 | 23 | 3 |
1986 | I still think turning sexy was worth it. | 1.2283 | 0.03903 | 127 | 99 | 27 | 1 |
1987 | I've had it with you, too. | 1.2283 | 0.04211 | 127 | 101 | 23 | 3 |
1988 | I thought you said we'd do this together. | 1.2283 | 0.04060 | 127 | 100 | 25 | 2 |
1989 | Stupid Socratic Method! | 1.2283 | 0.04498 | 127 | 103 | 19 | 5 |
1990 | I’ll meet you at the fall collection. | 1.2283 | 0.04357 | 127 | 102 | 21 | 4 |
1991 | Two houses over, meet me in the gutter at six for the"block party." | 1.2283 | 0.03903 | 127 | 99 | 27 | 1 |
1992 | New season new me! | 1.2283 | 0.04357 | 127 | 102 | 21 | 4 |
1993 | I really dont want to leaf you! | 1.2283 | 0.04211 | 127 | 101 | 23 | 3 |
1994 | Watch me make like a tree. | 1.2283 | 0.04357 | 127 | 102 | 21 | 4 |
1995 | I thought I’d be the last one hanging. | 1.2283 | 0.04498 | 127 | 103 | 19 | 5 |
1996 | Free at last! Free at last! | 1.2283 | 0.04211 | 127 | 101 | 23 | 3 |
1997 | That guy's trying to write a song--I'm going to go drift by his window! | 1.2283 | 0.04211 | 127 | 101 | 23 | 3 |
1998 | It's been nice hanging with you. | 1.2283 | 0.04357 | 127 | 102 | 21 | 4 |
1999 | oh noooo! we're next! | 1.2283 | 0.03903 | 127 | 99 | 27 | 1 |
2000 | It’s called polyamory—Look it up. | 1.2283 | 0.04211 | 127 | 101 | 23 | 3 |
2001 | Goodbye my friend ,it was great hanging out with you" | 1.2283 | 0.04357 | 127 | 102 | 21 | 4 |
2002 | We had a good season. | 1.2283 | 0.03903 | 127 | 99 | 27 | 1 |
2003 | Don't worry! I know we will be raked into the same pile... | 1.2283 | 0.04357 | 127 | 102 | 21 | 4 |
2004 | Remember... Invest for the long term. | 1.2283 | 0.04211 | 127 | 101 | 23 | 3 |
2005 | My mom always said don’t date drop outs. | 1.2283 | 0.04060 | 127 | 100 | 25 | 2 |
2006 | I'll be the Republican and you be the Democrat. Lets see who falls first. | 1.2283 | 0.04498 | 127 | 103 | 19 | 5 |
2007 | okay, you win... but next time we're playing cornhole. | 1.2283 | 0.04635 | 127 | 104 | 17 | 6 |
2008 | You always have to be the last one to leave. | 1.2283 | 0.04357 | 127 | 102 | 21 | 4 |
2009 | what up? you said on three... | 1.2283 | 0.04768 | 127 | 105 | 15 | 7 |
2010 | See you next spring, bud.” | 1.2283 | 0.03903 | 127 | 99 | 27 | 1 |
2011 | Don't be so retentive. | 1.2283 | 0.04211 | 127 | 101 | 23 | 3 |
2012 | It's not my choice. It's my destiny. | 1.2283 | 0.04060 | 127 | 100 | 25 | 2 |
2013 | I’m nobody without you! | 1.2283 | 0.04211 | 127 | 101 | 23 | 3 |
2014 | Typical. Always the last to leave! | 1.2283 | 0.04060 | 127 | 100 | 25 | 2 |
2015 | I can't wait until the kids jump on me! | 1.2283 | 0.04060 | 127 | 100 | 25 | 2 |
2016 | Call me from the compost. | 1.2283 | 0.04060 | 127 | 100 | 25 | 2 |
2017 | Oh THAT's why they call it that. | 1.2283 | 0.03903 | 127 | 99 | 27 | 1 |
2018 | WHY HOLD ON AND DELAY THE INEVITABLE? | 1.2283 | 0.03903 | 127 | 99 | 27 | 1 |
2019 | I'll take the fall. | 1.2283 | 0.04498 | 127 | 103 | 19 | 5 |
2020 | You win the tontine! | 1.2283 | 0.03903 | 127 | 99 | 27 | 1 |
2021 | Hang tight, bud. I have to leaf now. | 1.2283 | 0.03740 | 127 | 98 | 29 | 0 |
2022 | I won’t fall for anyone but you! | 1.2283 | 0.04357 | 127 | 102 | 21 | 4 |
2023 | Lief, sorry but I must go as autumn leaves start to fall. | 1.2283 | 0.03903 | 127 | 99 | 27 | 1 |
2024 | They say it’s not the fall that kills you. | 1.2283 | 0.04060 | 127 | 100 | 25 | 2 |
2025 | The days dwindled down to a precious few........... | 1.2283 | 0.04136 | 127 | 103 | 20 | 4 |
2026 | Come fall with me I can hang on no longer with thee | 1.2283 | 0.04211 | 127 | 101 | 23 | 3 |
2027 | Now I understand the song "The Falling Leaves" | 1.2283 | 0.04060 | 127 | 100 | 25 | 2 |
2028 | I would as lief waft now, than be wind-torn in the future | 1.2283 | 0.04060 | 127 | 100 | 25 | 2 |
2029 | Climate change is not re... | 1.2283 | 0.04060 | 127 | 100 | 25 | 2 |
2030 | Tell them I was brave - even at the end! | 1.2283 | 0.04060 | 127 | 100 | 25 | 2 |
2031 | I'm reconsidering our motto: No pain, no gain. | 1.2283 | 0.03903 | 127 | 99 | 27 | 1 |
2032 | Schandenfruedddddddddd! “Gazuntite Buddy” | 1.2283 | 0.04357 | 127 | 102 | 21 | 4 |
2033 | Yo me voy (time to leave). | 1.2283 | 0.04498 | 127 | 103 | 19 | 5 |
2034 | Keep practicing your Russian. | 1.2283 | 0.04211 | 127 | 101 | 23 | 3 |
2035 | Sorry, but I need to focus on my career. | 1.2283 | 0.04060 | 127 | 100 | 25 | 2 |
2036 | Well looks like I'll be joining the status quo | 1.2283 | 0.04357 | 127 | 102 | 21 | 4 |
2037 | Please stop saying, 'Make like a tree ...' | 1.2283 | 0.04211 | 127 | 101 | 23 | 3 |
2038 | Why am I always the fall guy! | 1.2283 | 0.03903 | 127 | 99 | 27 | 1 |
2039 | If I don’t see you again, it’s been nice hanging out. | 1.2283 | 0.03903 | 127 | 99 | 27 | 1 |
2040 | Those emails though. | 1.2283 | 0.04498 | 127 | 103 | 19 | 5 |
2041 | I would have hung on, but they gave me the title of Leaf Emeritus. | 1.2283 | 0.04211 | 127 | 101 | 23 | 3 |
2042 | We'll always have Oakland. | 1.2283 | 0.04211 | 127 | 101 | 23 | 3 |
2043 | I didn't want to leaf you this way. | 1.2283 | 0.04357 | 127 | 102 | 21 | 4 |
2044 | Same place next year? | 1.2283 | 0.04060 | 127 | 100 | 25 | 2 |
2045 | Don't be a tough guy. Don't be a fool! I will call you later. | 1.2283 | 0.04211 | 127 | 101 | 23 | 3 |
2046 | I knew you'd leave me once the Summer was over. | 1.2283 | 0.04060 | 127 | 100 | 25 | 2 |
2047 | Come with me, Gladys! I know it will be rotten at first, but after that we can grow something big together! | 1.2283 | 0.04060 | 127 | 100 | 25 | 2 |
2048 | Quick...the punchline! | 1.2283 | 0.04357 | 127 | 102 | 21 | 4 |
2049 | Timber!!! | 1.2283 | 0.03982 | 127 | 102 | 22 | 3 |
2050 | I’m going out for a pack of cigarettes | 1.2283 | 0.04060 | 127 | 100 | 25 | 2 |
2051 | I’ve enjoyed hanging out with you. | 1.2283 | 0.04357 | 127 | 102 | 21 | 4 |
2052 | By the way - I don't believe in the Great Rake. | 1.2283 | 0.04357 | 127 | 102 | 21 | 4 |
2053 | I hate to be the last to Fall! | 1.2283 | 0.04498 | 127 | 103 | 19 | 5 |
2054 | Hang on there buddy! | 1.2283 | 0.04357 | 127 | 102 | 21 | 4 |
2055 | I think I’ll be leaving now | 1.2283 | 0.04498 | 127 | 103 | 19 | 5 |
2056 | I don't want to leave. It's who I am. | 1.2283 | 0.04498 | 127 | 103 | 19 | 5 |
2057 | I always hoped I would go before you | 1.2283 | 0.04357 | 127 | 102 | 21 | 4 |
2058 | What season is it again? | 1.2283 | 0.03903 | 127 | 99 | 27 | 1 |
2059 | After me, the deluge | 1.2283 | 0.04498 | 127 | 103 | 19 | 5 |
2060 | Amazing! You just won Survivor Season 40. | 1.2283 | 0.04211 | 127 | 101 | 23 | 3 |
2061 | Summer’s lease hath all too short a date. | 1.2283 | 0.04211 | 127 | 101 | 23 | 3 |
2062 | It's been fun hanging with you. | 1.2283 | 0.04060 | 127 | 100 | 25 | 2 |
2063 | I knew you would leave me | 1.2283 | 0.04060 | 127 | 100 | 25 | 2 |
2064 | I can’t believe I fell for that. | 1.2283 | 0.04060 | 127 | 100 | 25 | 2 |
2065 | Betrayer! You promised we'd leap together. | 1.2283 | 0.04060 | 127 | 100 | 25 | 2 |
2066 | Why didn't you tell me it's already Fall? | 1.2283 | 0.04357 | 127 | 102 | 21 | 4 |
2067 | OCTOOOoooooooooooober. | 1.2283 | 0.04060 | 127 | 100 | 25 | 2 |
2068 | I think I’ll take a leaf of absence | 1.2283 | 0.04060 | 127 | 100 | 25 | 2 |
2069 | Meet you at the mulch. | 1.2283 | 0.04060 | 127 | 100 | 25 | 2 |
2070 | Oakley, I think I’m falling for you. | 1.2283 | 0.04060 | 127 | 100 | 25 | 2 |
2071 | Your heart will go on. | 1.2283 | 0.04060 | 127 | 100 | 25 | 2 |
2072 | I think that I shall never see . . . . . . | 1.2283 | 0.04211 | 127 | 101 | 23 | 3 |
2073 | Text Me | 1.2283 | 0.04211 | 127 | 101 | 23 | 3 |
2074 | I don't care if they say they like my smell. When they kick me it still hurts like hell. | 1.2283 | 0.04211 | 127 | 101 | 23 | 3 |
2075 | I guess climate is ‘changing’ again!” “Right? | 1.2283 | 0.04211 | 127 | 101 | 23 | 3 |
2076 | I am really starting to Fall for you. | 1.2283 | 0.04211 | 127 | 101 | 23 | 3 |
2077 | I’m leafing you now... Hope you’ll fall for me later... | 1.2283 | 0.04060 | 127 | 100 | 25 | 2 |
2078 | I know this is a terrible time to mention it, but I’ve always loved you. | 1.2283 | 0.04357 | 127 | 102 | 21 | 4 |
2079 | We knew it wouldn't last. | 1.2283 | 0.04211 | 127 | 101 | 23 | 3 |
2080 | I'm starting to feel a little separation anxiety. | 1.2283 | 0.03740 | 127 | 98 | 29 | 0 |
2081 | This trust exercise has gotten way out of hand. | 1.2283 | 0.04060 | 127 | 100 | 25 | 2 |
2082 | I'm letting go... thank you for an amazing season, my friend. | 1.2283 | 0.04211 | 127 | 101 | 23 | 3 |
2083 | Stay golden, Murray. | 1.2283 | 0.04211 | 127 | 101 | 23 | 3 |
2084 | Never let go, Rose. Never let go! | 1.2283 | 0.04211 | 127 | 101 | 23 | 3 |
2085 | There must be some way to blame this on climate change. | 1.2283 | 0.04357 | 127 | 102 | 21 | 4 |
2086 | Turn off the lights before you leave. | 1.2283 | 0.04060 | 127 | 100 | 25 | 2 |
2087 | Here I go! It’s been a great season. | 1.2283 | 0.04060 | 127 | 100 | 25 | 2 |
2088 | Don't leaf me - I'm falling for you! | 1.2283 | 0.04211 | 127 | 101 | 23 | 3 |
2089 | I feel like I'm falling! | 1.2283 | 0.04635 | 127 | 104 | 17 | 6 |
2090 | Look, I’m as much of a climate change denier as the next guy, but it’s February, for Chrissakes! | 1.2283 | 0.04211 | 127 | 101 | 23 | 3 |
2091 | Is the iron turned off? | 1.2283 | 0.04060 | 127 | 100 | 25 | 2 |
2092 | ... the other cord, the other cord, pull the other cord Harry! | 1.2283 | 0.04498 | 127 | 103 | 19 | 5 |
2093 | I hung on as long as I could sweetheart. See you at the composter | 1.2283 | 0.04060 | 127 | 100 | 25 | 2 |
2094 | I said, I think I’m falling for you. | 1.2283 | 0.03903 | 127 | 99 | 27 | 1 |
2095 | You'll always be the ultimate! | 1.2283 | 0.04357 | 127 | 102 | 21 | 4 |
2096 | Finally, my turn. | 1.2283 | 0.03903 | 127 | 99 | 27 | 1 |
2097 | I think it’s time for me to branch out. | 1.2283 | 0.03740 | 127 | 98 | 29 | 0 |
2098 | Of course you will remind them that I prefer cremation over being mulched. | 1.2283 | 0.04211 | 127 | 101 | 23 | 3 |
2099 | My only regret is that I never decided between 'Autumn' or 'Fall'. | 1.2283 | 0.04635 | 127 | 104 | 17 | 6 |
2100 | Wait, I think I'm falling for you........ | 1.2283 | 0.04060 | 127 | 100 | 25 | 2 |
2101 | Remember our meet up spot and keep your cell phone on! | 1.2283 | 0.04060 | 127 | 100 | 25 | 2 |
2102 | I have to leave now,see the irony? | 1.2283 | 0.04060 | 127 | 100 | 25 | 2 |
2103 | I ll give you that accounting report on Monday, ok? | 1.2283 | 0.03740 | 127 | 98 | 29 | 0 |
2104 | Hang tight! The fall is here. | 1.2283 | 0.04357 | 127 | 102 | 21 | 4 |
2105 | Oh no ! I said I'd never leaf you ! | 1.2283 | 0.03903 | 127 | 99 | 27 | 1 |
2106 | I’ll be in brown bag on a curb. But I WILL find you! | 1.2283 | 0.03903 | 127 | 99 | 27 | 1 |
2107 | At least we’ll always have this summer! | 1.2283 | 0.04060 | 127 | 100 | 25 | 2 |
2108 | You take the high road, and I'll... | 1.2283 | 0.04357 | 127 | 102 | 21 | 4 |
2109 | I'd just as lief fall. | 1.2283 | 0.04498 | 127 | 103 | 19 | 5 |
2110 | Everyone else is doing it. They said we'd be OK! | 1.2283 | 0.04060 | 127 | 100 | 25 | 2 |
2111 | I've always been afraid of heights and now look what's happening. | 1.2283 | 0.04211 | 127 | 101 | 23 | 3 |
2112 | Excuse me while I make wind. | 1.2283 | 0.04357 | 127 | 102 | 21 | 4 |
2113 | I be-leaf I’m falling for you. | 1.2283 | 0.04211 | 127 | 101 | 23 | 3 |
2114 | Now it is just me out on a limb. | 1.2283 | 0.04768 | 127 | 105 | 15 | 7 |
2115 | You know I have separation anxiety!" | 1.2283 | 0.04211 | 127 | 101 | 23 | 3 |
2116 | Hopefully, New Yorker caption contest players will leave out the puns! | 1.2283 | 0.04768 | 127 | 105 | 15 | 7 |
2117 | No fair pushing! | 1.2276 | 0.03796 | 123 | 95 | 28 | 0 |
2118 | I won't stick around. You've changed. | 1.2266 | 0.04327 | 128 | 103 | 21 | 4 |
2119 | I told you, Jeffrey is not coming back to you. | 1.2266 | 0.03877 | 128 | 100 | 27 | 1 |
2120 | I'm sorry I'm becoming so distant. | 1.2266 | 0.04327 | 128 | 103 | 21 | 4 |
2121 | I know I said I wanted to 'get blown' but this is ridiculous!!! | 1.2266 | 0.04327 | 128 | 103 | 21 | 4 |
2122 | Guess that's why the call it Fall. | 1.2266 | 0.04466 | 128 | 104 | 19 | 5 |
2123 | Selfishly, I want to move to where there aren't seasons. | 1.2266 | 0.04032 | 128 | 101 | 25 | 2 |
2124 | Remember me. | 1.2266 | 0.03877 | 128 | 100 | 27 | 1 |
2125 | I find little solace in being the penultimate. | 1.2266 | 0.04182 | 128 | 102 | 23 | 3 |
2126 | Sorry, I I have to leaf you... | 1.2266 | 0.04327 | 128 | 103 | 21 | 4 |
2127 | Will I see you in the spring? | 1.2266 | 0.04032 | 128 | 101 | 25 | 2 |
2128 | Finally. Those leaf peepers were creeping me out. | 1.2266 | 0.04466 | 128 | 104 | 19 | 5 |
2129 | Hang in there, this Fall is almost over!! | 1.2266 | 0.04327 | 128 | 103 | 21 | 4 |
2130 | Can't you tell I'm falling for you. | 1.2266 | 0.04182 | 128 | 102 | 23 | 3 |
2131 | The idea of “fall” is existential, why me? why today? | 1.2266 | 0.03877 | 128 | 100 | 27 | 1 |
2132 | Oh, how I hate to leaf you. | 1.2266 | 0.04466 | 128 | 104 | 19 | 5 |
2133 | Warn the rest, the pines were right! | 1.2266 | 0.04182 | 128 | 102 | 23 | 3 |
2134 | Let me go down first so that I can try to catch you when you do. Watch out for the shear wind. | 1.2266 | 0.03715 | 128 | 99 | 29 | 0 |
2135 | Watch out for the rake - it tickles! | 1.2266 | 0.03955 | 128 | 103 | 22 | 3 |
2136 | Now, I recall! My previous life was a lemming | 1.2266 | 0.04182 | 128 | 102 | 23 | 3 |
2137 | I know this is last minute, George, but I am leaving you. | 1.2266 | 0.04466 | 128 | 104 | 19 | 5 |
2138 | When everyone 'leaves', must 'fall'-ow! | 1.2266 | 0.03877 | 128 | 100 | 27 | 1 |
2139 | It was fun hangin' with you. Perhaps we'll get along better when we're both better grounded. | 1.2266 | 0.03715 | 128 | 104 | 21 | 3 |
2140 | We're falling in love. | 1.2266 | 0.04032 | 128 | 101 | 25 | 2 |
2141 | You're just gonna leaf me here? | 1.2266 | 0.03877 | 128 | 100 | 27 | 1 |
2142 | NOW you decide we’re on speaking terms again?! | 1.2266 | 0.04182 | 128 | 102 | 23 | 3 |
2143 | Loves and leaves...what did you expect? | 1.2266 | 0.04327 | 128 | 103 | 21 | 4 |
2144 | and then there was...never mind | 1.2266 | 0.04327 | 128 | 103 | 21 | 4 |
2145 | I'm falling for you, Marlene! | 1.2266 | 0.04182 | 128 | 102 | 23 | 3 |
2146 | Well, stick with your belief system - maybe you'll fall up. | 1.2266 | 0.04182 | 128 | 102 | 23 | 3 |
2147 | I'm hoping for a comfy place in someone's show and tell book. | 1.2266 | 0.04602 | 128 | 105 | 17 | 6 |
2148 | Bye... Have a great fall! | 1.2266 | 0.04466 | 128 | 104 | 19 | 5 |
2149 | Let's face it,we always knew I'd be the first to leave. | 1.2266 | 0.04032 | 128 | 101 | 25 | 2 |
2150 | Et je m'en vais au vent mauvais... | 1.2266 | 0.04032 | 128 | 101 | 25 | 2 |
2151 | I hear they expect to be putting on a whole bunch of new leaves after the holidays. | 1.2266 | 0.03715 | 128 | 99 | 29 | 0 |
2152 | Thanks, Obama | 1.2266 | 0.04734 | 128 | 106 | 15 | 7 |
2153 | Deciduous? Now you tell me! | 1.2266 | 0.04032 | 128 | 101 | 25 | 2 |
2154 | At least I'll save a fortune on property taxes. | 1.2266 | 0.04466 | 128 | 104 | 19 | 5 |
2155 | Sorry it’s over. I’m falling for someone else. | 1.2266 | 0.04734 | 128 | 106 | 15 | 7 |
2156 | I know what you’re thinking — I’m just like all the others. | 1.2266 | 0.04182 | 128 | 102 | 23 | 3 |
2157 | As a matter of fact, it WAS something you said. | 1.2258 | 0.04260 | 124 | 99 | 22 | 3 |
2158 | Oooh Henry. Looks like you're The Last Leaf." | 1.2213 | 0.04434 | 122 | 99 | 19 | 4 |
2159 | Parachuting down will be fun.we just need to stay away from the composters." | 1.2213 | 0.04117 | 122 | 97 | 23 | 2 |
2160 | Don't be judgemental, I always fall for it. | 1.2213 | 0.04117 | 122 | 97 | 23 | 2 |
2161 | I’m headed for that windshield wiper, getting outta this town.” | 1.2213 | 0.03949 | 122 | 96 | 25 | 1 |
2162 | Once again, harsh reality intercedes shattering all illusions...! | 1.2213 | 0.03949 | 122 | 96 | 25 | 1 |
2163 | You know why it's called Fall, don't you? | 1.2213 | 0.04279 | 122 | 98 | 21 | 3 |
2164 | Come on! These gutters won’t fill themselves! | 1.2213 | 0.04117 | 122 | 97 | 23 | 2 |
2165 | I hope in my next life I’m an evergreen. | 1.2213 | 0.04117 | 122 | 97 | 23 | 2 |
2166 | Last one to stay on wi- | 1.2213 | 0.03683 | 122 | 97 | 24 | 1 |
2167 | Yes, you look nice. Now can we leave already? | 1.2213 | 0.04584 | 122 | 100 | 17 | 5 |
2168 | They don’t value our experience at this job | 1.2213 | 0.03949 | 122 | 96 | 25 | 1 |
2169 | It's been fun. | 1.2213 | 0.04117 | 122 | 97 | 23 | 2 |
2170 | Hang on, Mildred! It won't be long now! | 1.2213 | 0.04117 | 122 | 97 | 23 | 2 |
2171 | But her emails . . . | 1.2213 | 0.04584 | 122 | 100 | 17 | 5 |
2172 | I can’t hang on for dear life!” | 1.2213 | 0.04279 | 122 | 98 | 21 | 3 |
2173 | I always thought there was a cord in bungee jumping. | 1.2213 | 0.04279 | 122 | 98 | 21 | 3 |
2174 | You mean that's all there is? | 1.2213 | 0.04279 | 122 | 98 | 21 | 3 |
2175 | What'd you think 'Fall' was? | 1.2213 | 0.04279 | 122 | 98 | 21 | 3 |
2176 | You've got to just let go of your baggage. | 1.2213 | 0.04117 | 122 | 97 | 23 | 2 |
2177 | How can you be so fickle? | 1.2213 | 0.03949 | 122 | 96 | 25 | 1 |
2178 | I’ll take my chances with the rake. | 1.2213 | 0.03949 | 122 | 96 | 25 | 1 |
2179 | Have those photosynthesis reports to me by Monday, Johnson. | 1.2213 | 0.04117 | 122 | 97 | 23 | 2 |
2180 | Leaf me alone! | 1.2213 | 0.04434 | 122 | 99 | 19 | 4 |
2181 | I hear the blower is more humane than the rake. | 1.2213 | 0.04117 | 122 | 97 | 23 | 2 |
2182 | And it was going to be our first Autumn together. | 1.2213 | 0.03949 | 122 | 96 | 25 | 1 |
2183 | Jim, I just realized that I have a fear of heights. | 1.2213 | 0.04117 | 122 | 97 | 23 | 2 |
2184 | Looks lit it is finally time to turn over a new leaf. | 1.2213 | 0.04434 | 122 | 99 | 19 | 4 |
2185 | Find me! I'm the orange one! | 1.2213 | 0.04117 | 122 | 97 | 23 | 2 |
2186 | I'll find you in the centerpiece, my love! | 1.2213 | 0.04434 | 122 | 99 | 19 | 4 |
2187 | Farewell my friend. May we see each other again in that Great Compost Pile on the ground. | 1.2213 | 0.03774 | 122 | 95 | 27 | 0 |
2188 | Falling foliage is fall's foolish folly | 1.2213 | 0.04117 | 122 | 97 | 23 | 2 |
2189 | I give up. The tree is yours. Much good may it do you. | 1.2213 | 0.04117 | 122 | 97 | 23 | 2 |
2190 | Sometimes I feel so scattered | 1.2213 | 0.03949 | 122 | 96 | 25 | 1 |
2191 | I'm grateful I'm not in a vacuum. | 1.2213 | 0.04584 | 122 | 100 | 17 | 5 |
2192 | Hold on, my friend. Spring keeps her promise Every year. Always | 1.2213 | 0.04434 | 122 | 99 | 19 | 4 |
2193 | Okay, Okay. I’m going to leaf you alone and go with my friends | 1.2213 | 0.04279 | 122 | 98 | 21 | 3 |
2194 | Sorry, gotta leave. | 1.2213 | 0.03949 | 122 | 96 | 25 | 1 |
2195 | Cancel the cable! | 1.2213 | 0.04117 | 122 | 97 | 23 | 2 |
2196 | I know, I'm a late adapter. | 1.2213 | 0.04434 | 122 | 99 | 19 | 4 |
2197 | Hang in there Rudy, all we got is a lawyer but you’re the best | 1.2213 | 0.04279 | 122 | 98 | 21 | 3 |
2198 | For a minute there, I thought I'd be the last leaf. Well, congrats, Larry. | 1.2213 | 0.03949 | 122 | 96 | 25 | 1 |
2199 | We always are late to the party, aren't we? | 1.2213 | 0.04434 | 122 | 99 | 19 | 4 |
2200 | I hate leafing you all alone like this. | 1.2213 | 0.04279 | 122 | 98 | 21 | 3 |
2201 | Now if only term limits worked the same way!! | 1.2213 | 0.04117 | 122 | 97 | 23 | 2 |
2202 | It's abscission for me! Save yourself! | 1.2213 | 0.04434 | 122 | 99 | 19 | 4 |
2203 | I'm sorry, Leif, but summer romances often end in the fall. | 1.2213 | 0.03949 | 122 | 96 | 25 | 1 |
2204 | I REGRET NOTHINGGGGggggggg... | 1.2213 | 0.04279 | 122 | 98 | 21 | 3 |
2205 | Oh cheer up sweetie! We knew all along it would be just a summer romance. | 1.2213 | 0.04279 | 122 | 98 | 21 | 3 |
2206 | They say that falling in love is wonderful... | 1.2213 | 0.04279 | 122 | 98 | 21 | 3 |
2207 | Bye, I gotta leaf now... | 1.2213 | 0.04584 | 122 | 100 | 17 | 5 |
2208 | Bye! See you in Campobello. Woops, I mean the Compose Pile! | 1.2213 | 0.04584 | 122 | 100 | 17 | 5 |
2209 | I'll take the fall for you! | 1.2213 | 0.03949 | 122 | 96 | 25 | 1 |
2210 | I'd rather die than listen to one more of your stupid stories. | 1.2213 | 0.04434 | 122 | 99 | 19 | 4 |
2211 | And the rest is mulch. | 1.2213 | 0.04584 | 122 | 100 | 17 | 5 |
2212 | But Mom, everybody’s doing it! | 1.2213 | 0.04279 | 122 | 98 | 21 | 3 |
2213 | You win. You're the last leaf standing. | 1.2213 | 0.03949 | 122 | 96 | 25 | 1 |
2214 | Just because all your friends quit photosynthesis doesn't mean you have to. | 1.2213 | 0.04434 | 122 | 99 | 19 | 4 |
2215 | Climate change, schmimate change, I have to make it to the pile to be jumped in by tomorrow. | 1.2213 | 0.04117 | 122 | 97 | 23 | 2 |
2216 | Whoa!Whoa!Whoa! | 1.2213 | 0.04279 | 122 | 98 | 21 | 3 |
2217 | I wasn't ready to fall for you! | 1.2213 | 0.04117 | 122 | 97 | 23 | 2 |
2218 | Larry, let go before the squirrels get here! | 1.2213 | 0.04279 | 122 | 98 | 21 | 3 |
2219 | Hang on, you’re our last hope! | 1.2213 | 0.03949 | 122 | 96 | 25 | 1 |
2220 | I didn't know you wanted to leave the family tree that bad. | 1.2213 | 0.04434 | 122 | 99 | 19 | 4 |
2221 | You're always the last one to leave. | 1.2213 | 0.04279 | 122 | 98 | 21 | 3 |
2222 | I'm free fallin' just like Tom Petty | 1.2213 | 0.04434 | 122 | 99 | 19 | 4 |
2223 | It was a great time, but it was just one of those things. | 1.2213 | 0.04279 | 122 | 98 | 21 | 3 |
2224 | Rent up here was just too darn high. | 1.2213 | 0.04434 | 122 | 99 | 19 | 4 |
2225 | Oh wait! "Leave." I finally get it! | 1.2213 | 0.04279 | 122 | 98 | 21 | 3 |
2226 | Catch me if you can! | 1.2213 | 0.04434 | 122 | 99 | 19 | 4 |
2227 | We'll always have photosynthesis. | 1.2213 | 0.04434 | 122 | 99 | 19 | 4 |
2228 | I told you this relationship had an expiration date... | 1.2213 | 0.03774 | 122 | 95 | 27 | 0 |
2229 | Hold on for dear leaf! | 1.2213 | 0.04117 | 122 | 97 | 23 | 2 |
2230 | It's time for me to take my leave. | 1.2213 | 0.03774 | 122 | 95 | 27 | 0 |
2231 | But Tom,....everyone leaves... | 1.2213 | 0.04279 | 122 | 98 | 21 | 3 |
2232 | I've prepared a few words for our parting--oh no! I'm getting blown around like a leaf in the wind. | 1.2213 | 0.04117 | 122 | 97 | 23 | 2 |
2233 | Find me in the afterleaf! | 1.2213 | 0.04117 | 122 | 97 | 23 | 2 |
2234 | Don’t fall for it. | 1.2213 | 0.04117 | 122 | 97 | 23 | 2 |
2235 | If we leaf now, we'll feel mulch better in the spring. | 1.2213 | 0.04279 | 122 | 98 | 21 | 3 |
2236 | Just let go Autumn, the rake is oddly therapeutic | 1.2213 | 0.04117 | 122 | 97 | 23 | 2 |
2237 | Join us. | 1.2213 | 0.04117 | 122 | 97 | 23 | 2 |
2238 | I have started to believe in God. | 1.2213 | 0.04279 | 122 | 98 | 21 | 3 |
2239 | I hope to see you on the other side. Of the street, I mean. | 1.2213 | 0.04117 | 122 | 97 | 23 | 2 |
2240 | I always knew he’d fall for me one day. | 1.2213 | 0.04117 | 122 | 97 | 23 | 2 |
2241 | We’ll never be this close again. | 1.2213 | 0.04434 | 122 | 99 | 19 | 4 |
2242 | I'll be back soon. | 1.2213 | 0.04279 | 122 | 98 | 21 | 3 |
2243 | I told you on the count of 3! | 1.2213 | 0.04434 | 122 | 99 | 19 | 4 |
2244 | I think the pumpkin spice lattes are down there. | 1.2213 | 0.04117 | 122 | 97 | 23 | 2 |
2245 | You heard me: Leaving, and never coming back! | 1.2213 | 0.04117 | 122 | 97 | 23 | 2 |
2246 | I'm planning a second career as a rich member of a compost consortium. | 1.2213 | 0.04117 | 122 | 97 | 23 | 2 |
2247 | It's finally the big fall for me Fred, hang in there as long as you can! | 1.2213 | 0.03949 | 122 | 96 | 25 | 1 |
2248 | It's not the fall, it's the landing. | 1.2213 | 0.04117 | 122 | 97 | 23 | 2 |
2249 | Last Leaf Hanging! | 1.2213 | 0.03949 | 122 | 96 | 25 | 1 |
2250 | I just want to prove I'm falling for you. | 1.2213 | 0.03949 | 122 | 96 | 25 | 1 |
2251 | You're too clingy. | 1.2213 | 0.04434 | 122 | 99 | 19 | 4 |
2252 | Now I know what it feels like in the Trump White House. | 1.2213 | 0.04117 | 122 | 97 | 23 | 2 |
2253 | I'd fall for you, but you're always the last to leaf! | 1.2213 | 0.04117 | 122 | 97 | 23 | 2 |
2254 | Will you at least tell me you'll miss me? | 1.2213 | 0.04117 | 122 | 97 | 23 | 2 |
2255 | - Are you sure we´ll see each other in spring? | 1.2213 | 0.04279 | 122 | 98 | 21 | 3 |
2256 | I'm on my way to join the farewell party! | 1.2213 | 0.03949 | 122 | 96 | 25 | 1 |
2257 | Don't you think we should leave. The party is obviously over. | 1.2213 | 0.04117 | 122 | 97 | 23 | 2 |
2258 | I’m free. | 1.2213 | 0.03949 | 122 | 96 | 25 | 1 |
2259 | And be sure to keep my TikTok profile current! | 1.2213 | 0.04434 | 122 | 99 | 19 | 4 |
2260 | Hang on tight, Halloween is coming | 1.2213 | 0.04117 | 122 | 97 | 23 | 2 |
2261 | This is where I leaf youuuu! | 1.2213 | 0.04434 | 122 | 99 | 19 | 4 |
2262 | Unfortunately, this will not be a temporary leave of absence. | 1.2213 | 0.03949 | 122 | 96 | 25 | 1 |
2263 | What a symbolic way for our relationship to end. | 1.2213 | 0.04584 | 122 | 100 | 17 | 5 |
2264 | Once your pride goeth, you'll join us | 1.2213 | 0.04279 | 122 | 98 | 21 | 3 |
2265 | That chlorophyll supplement sure helped with your hanging around! | 1.2213 | 0.04279 | 122 | 98 | 21 | 3 |
2266 | I guess we will have to settle with a long distance relationship. | 1.2213 | 0.04117 | 122 | 97 | 23 | 2 |
2267 | Don’t wait up. I’ll see you next fall! | 1.2213 | 0.04279 | 122 | 98 | 21 | 3 |
2268 | I'll save a good spot for you so you don't get run over | 1.2213 | 0.04279 | 122 | 98 | 21 | 3 |
2269 | Death becomes me | 1.2213 | 0.04279 | 122 | 98 | 21 | 3 |
2270 | By the way, I cheated on you. | 1.2213 | 0.04117 | 122 | 97 | 23 | 2 |
2271 | I'm sorry, you're just too clingy. | 1.2213 | 0.04117 | 122 | 97 | 23 | 2 |
2272 | Tell my story. Oh, and I enjoy Radiohead more than Thom Yorke’s solo stuff. | 1.2213 | 0.04434 | 122 | 99 | 19 | 4 |
2273 | Please don't fall. I can't handle the thought of you leaving me. | 1.2213 | 0.04117 | 122 | 97 | 23 | 2 |
2274 | Hang in there and tell us if Jack Frost really exists! | 1.2213 | 0.04279 | 122 | 98 | 21 | 3 |
2275 | I always told you that I would go first. | 1.2213 | 0.03949 | 122 | 96 | 25 | 1 |
2276 | I never really understood the concept of "pain" until this moment. | 1.2213 | 0.04279 | 122 | 98 | 21 | 3 |
2277 | Congratulations. One day Holmes AND O'Henry will write about you. | 1.2213 | 0.04279 | 122 | 98 | 21 | 3 |
2278 | I'm on my way to be in a centerpiece for Thanksgiving. | 1.2213 | 0.04279 | 122 | 98 | 21 | 3 |
2279 | Goodbye sweetheart, see you in the dumpster. | 1.2213 | 0.03949 | 122 | 96 | 25 | 1 |
2280 | See you at the mulch pile, friend. | 1.2213 | 0.03774 | 122 | 95 | 27 | 0 |
2281 | Update my Twitter bio for me! | 1.2213 | 0.04279 | 122 | 98 | 21 | 3 |
2282 | My Lyft’s here. Gotta blow. | 1.2213 | 0.04117 | 122 | 97 | 23 | 2 |
2283 | The "Sweet Sorrow" of parting is a crock | 1.2213 | 0.04434 | 122 | 99 | 19 | 4 |
2284 | Okay, you win, you’re the last leaf hanging. | 1.2213 | 0.03774 | 122 | 95 | 27 | 0 |
2285 | But the realtor told me this was an evergreen tree! | 1.2213 | 0.04730 | 122 | 101 | 15 | 6 |
2286 | Yes. Yes, I would jump off a roof. | 1.2213 | 0.03949 | 122 | 96 | 25 | 1 |
2287 | I hate the fall - I wish I could set the clock back | 1.2213 | 0.04117 | 122 | 97 | 23 | 2 |
2288 | I really thought this year would be different. | 1.2213 | 0.04117 | 122 | 97 | 23 | 2 |
2289 | Are you leafing me? | 1.2213 | 0.04279 | 122 | 98 | 21 | 3 |
2290 | We were rock stars! The crowds loved us! | 1.2213 | 0.04584 | 122 | 100 | 17 | 5 |
2291 | I'm not ready for the fall. | 1.2213 | 0.04279 | 122 | 98 | 21 | 3 |
2292 | Don't look so surprised. You knew the day would come when I would leave. | 1.2213 | 0.03774 | 122 | 95 | 27 | 0 |
2293 | I held out as long as I could. You take it. | 1.2213 | 0.04117 | 122 | 97 | 23 | 2 |
2294 | I told you I would be leaving soon. | 1.2213 | 0.04117 | 122 | 97 | 23 | 2 |
2295 | Bye, it was really nice collecting all that CO2 with you. | 1.2213 | 0.03949 | 122 | 96 | 25 | 1 |
2296 | Who would have thought that falling for you would have such a literal conclusion! | 1.2213 | 0.04279 | 122 | 98 | 21 | 3 |
2297 | I don’t mean to blow you off, but I’ve got to leaf. | 1.2213 | 0.03949 | 122 | 96 | 25 | 1 |
2298 | I volunteer as tribute! | 1.2213 | 0.04117 | 122 | 97 | 23 | 2 |
2299 | Why am I always the last leaf left? | 1.2213 | 0.04434 | 122 | 99 | 19 | 4 |
2300 | Hey, you said we were going at the same time! | 1.2213 | 0.03774 | 122 | 95 | 27 | 0 |
2301 | I’m ready for your fallback plan now. | 1.2213 | 0.04434 | 122 | 99 | 19 | 4 |
2302 | We'll meet at the compost pile | 1.2213 | 0.04117 | 122 | 97 | 23 | 2 |
2303 | I'm sorry to leave you this way! | 1.2213 | 0.03774 | 122 | 95 | 27 | 0 |
2304 | So this is why they call it fall. | 1.2213 | 0.03949 | 122 | 96 | 25 | 1 |
2305 | This was the summer of my life! | 1.2213 | 0.04279 | 122 | 98 | 21 | 3 |
2306 | You won the debate. Good luck in the election. | 1.2213 | 0.03949 | 122 | 96 | 25 | 1 |
2307 | On second thought, I think I will believe in life after death. | 1.2213 | 0.03949 | 122 | 96 | 25 | 1 |
2308 | Tell them I want to be burned at the curb, not buried in the landfill. | 1.2213 | 0.04279 | 122 | 98 | 21 | 3 |
2309 | If only I'd spent more time at the office! | 1.2213 | 0.04279 | 122 | 98 | 21 | 3 |
2310 | You wanted me to leaf you alone! | 1.2213 | 0.03774 | 122 | 95 | 27 | 0 |
2311 | I have to leave now. I've fallen for someone else. | 1.2213 | 0.04117 | 122 | 97 | 23 | 2 |
2312 | Cursed tree! I'm falling...Oh, what a world, what a world. | 1.2213 | 0.04117 | 122 | 97 | 23 | 2 |
2313 | I choose optimism. | 1.2213 | 0.03949 | 122 | 96 | 25 | 1 |
2314 | It's lonely at the top! | 1.2213 | 0.04117 | 122 | 97 | 23 | 2 |
2315 | Mother Nature always DID love you best...whoooa! | 1.2213 | 0.04434 | 122 | 99 | 19 | 4 |
2316 | ...And I’’ll get to heaven ‘afore Ye’ | 1.2213 | 0.04434 | 122 | 99 | 19 | 4 |
2317 | Promise me you won't leave! | 1.2213 | 0.04434 | 122 | 99 | 19 | 4 |
2318 | I just knew, getting a tan would be trouble. | 1.2213 | 0.04279 | 122 | 98 | 21 | 3 |
2319 | In England they don't call it Fall - it's Branchexit or Brexit for short. | 1.2213 | 0.04434 | 122 | 99 | 19 | 4 |
2320 | Good bye Grace. Your fall was inevitable. | 1.2213 | 0.04117 | 122 | 97 | 23 | 2 |
2321 | No, I swear, that was my last fall pun! | 1.2213 | 0.04117 | 122 | 97 | 23 | 2 |
2322 | Do you believe in an afterleaf? | 1.2213 | 0.04117 | 122 | 97 | 23 | 2 |
2323 | See ya on the compost pile. | 1.2213 | 0.04117 | 122 | 97 | 23 | 2 |
2324 | You owe me 50 bucks! | 1.2213 | 0.04584 | 122 | 100 | 17 | 5 |
2325 | Remember me! You're all that we have left. | 1.2213 | 0.04279 | 122 | 98 | 21 | 3 |
2326 | If I land face down promise you won't look at my backside! | 1.2213 | 0.03949 | 122 | 96 | 25 | 1 |
2327 | Mamma Mia, Here we go again. | 1.2213 | 0.04584 | 122 | 100 | 17 | 5 |
2328 | But you said you'd never leave me! | 1.2213 | 0.04434 | 122 | 99 | 19 | 4 |
2329 | I always said it was important to let go of attachment! | 1.2213 | 0.04117 | 122 | 97 | 23 | 2 |
2330 | Hand on, Snoopy, hang on... | 1.2213 | 0.04279 | 122 | 98 | 21 | 3 |
2331 | The peer pressure is too strong! | 1.2213 | 0.04279 | 122 | 98 | 21 | 3 |
2332 | I always knew I would go first. | 1.2213 | 0.04117 | 122 | 97 | 23 | 2 |
2333 | Its over. I'm leaving. | 1.2213 | 0.03949 | 122 | 96 | 25 | 1 |
2334 | You're just too clingy Rachel...I'm leaving! | 1.2213 | 0.04117 | 122 | 97 | 23 | 2 |
2335 | You’re leafing already?!?! | 1.2213 | 0.04117 | 122 | 97 | 23 | 2 |
2336 | You may find one really is the loneliest number. | 1.2213 | 0.04434 | 122 | 99 | 19 | 4 |
2337 | What did I say? | 1.2213 | 0.03949 | 122 | 96 | 25 | 1 |
2338 | I knew you'd leaf me too! | 1.2213 | 0.04434 | 122 | 99 | 19 | 4 |
2339 | I hope that we can remain together. Otherwise it hurts to mulch. | 1.2213 | 0.04117 | 122 | 97 | 23 | 2 |
2340 | OMG! I’m not ready to leave yet. | 1.2213 | 0.04117 | 122 | 97 | 23 | 2 |
2341 | I'm not what you think. I'm a giant brown leaf on the ground. | 1.2213 | 0.04434 | 122 | 99 | 19 | 4 |
2342 | Don't fear the Fall,we'll Spring back! | 1.2213 | 0.04117 | 122 | 97 | 23 | 2 |
2343 | I hope I get raked, jumped in and composted then my life would have meaning | 1.2213 | 0.03949 | 122 | 96 | 25 | 1 |
2344 | Look...I'm making like a tree. | 1.2213 | 0.03949 | 122 | 96 | 25 | 1 |
2345 | When you are ready, you can pick me up at the curb. | 1.2213 | 0.04279 | 122 | 98 | 21 | 3 |
2346 | I told you a kept having dreams I was falling. | 1.2213 | 0.03949 | 122 | 96 | 25 | 1 |
2347 | I didn't mean to leave things this way! | 1.2213 | 0.04434 | 122 | 99 | 19 | 4 |
2348 | I‘ll probably see you at the rake. | 1.2213 | 0.04279 | 122 | 98 | 21 | 3 |
2349 | I'm just another victim of rakeism! | 1.2213 | 0.03774 | 122 | 95 | 27 | 0 |
2350 | Take care and remember: Don't ever call her "The Wind". She prefers "Mariah". | 1.2213 | 0.04584 | 122 | 100 | 17 | 5 |
2351 | I hope I don’t fall face first | 1.2213 | 0.03949 | 122 | 96 | 25 | 1 |
2352 | It was nice hanging out with you. See you next Fall! Annie T. Houriez, Rueil-Malmaison (France) | 1.2213 | 0.04117 | 122 | 97 | 23 | 2 |
2353 | I’m sorry Carl, I just need some diversity in my life | 1.2213 | 0.04279 | 122 | 98 | 21 | 3 |
2354 | They call it FALL! | 1.2213 | 0.04279 | 122 | 98 | 21 | 3 |
2355 | There’s always next year... | 1.2213 | 0.04117 | 122 | 97 | 23 | 2 |
2356 | I've always been more of a follower. | 1.2213 | 0.04117 | 122 | 97 | 23 | 2 |
2357 | I said LEAF! | 1.2213 | 0.04434 | 122 | 99 | 19 | 4 |
2358 | No big deal. I have a fear of heights, anyway. | 1.2213 | 0.04117 | 122 | 97 | 23 | 2 |
2359 | Oh no, I think I‘m falling for you!! | 1.2213 | 0.04117 | 122 | 97 | 23 | 2 |
2360 | It’s not Parkinson’s, honey. It’s death. | 1.2213 | 0.04871 | 122 | 102 | 13 | 7 |
2361 | I’ll look for you in the gutter my love! | 1.2213 | 0.04279 | 122 | 98 | 21 | 3 |
2362 | You said it was you and me against the world! | 1.2213 | 0.03949 | 122 | 96 | 25 | 1 |
2363 | Promise me, Rose, that you’ll never let go. | 1.2213 | 0.04117 | 122 | 97 | 23 | 2 |
2364 | 'I told you...once your chlorophyll is used up, you're toast." | 1.2213 | 0.04279 | 122 | 98 | 21 | 3 |
2365 | And I'm free, free fallin' | 1.2213 | 0.03949 | 122 | 96 | 25 | 1 |
2366 | When I said I was falling for you, I didn’t mean it literally. | 1.2213 | 0.04279 | 122 | 98 | 21 | 3 |
2367 | Tell the leaf peepers I tried to hang on. | 1.2213 | 0.03774 | 122 | 95 | 27 | 0 |
2368 | You knew this was a summer fling. | 1.2213 | 0.03949 | 122 | 96 | 25 | 1 |
2369 | Don't bother mailing that letter to Santa! | 1.2213 | 0.04434 | 122 | 99 | 19 | 4 |
2370 | We have been inseparable. I might as well die! | 1.2213 | 0.04279 | 122 | 98 | 21 | 3 |
2371 | Don't worry, I'll see you next Spring. | 1.2213 | 0.04434 | 122 | 99 | 19 | 4 |
2372 | It’s true what they say — I don’t wish I’d spent more time at photosynthesis and less time fluttering in the breeze. | 1.2213 | 0.03949 | 122 | 96 | 25 | 1 |
2373 | Sorry, Hon. California dreamin’... | 1.2213 | 0.03949 | 122 | 96 | 25 | 1 |
2374 | I wouldn't worry about it, 'death by Fall' happens every year! | 1.2213 | 0.04279 | 122 | 98 | 21 | 3 |
2375 | On three, we both let go. | 1.2213 | 0.04117 | 122 | 97 | 23 | 2 |
2376 | Well, everyone else is doing it. | 1.2213 | 0.04117 | 122 | 97 | 23 | 2 |
2377 | Farewell my dear. Lets hope we are raked up together. | 1.2213 | 0.03949 | 122 | 96 | 25 | 1 |
2378 | I'm sad, but truth is, I never liked you. | 1.2213 | 0.04434 | 122 | 99 | 19 | 4 |
2379 | You were right--superglue is better than rubber cement. | 1.2213 | 0.04279 | 122 | 98 | 21 | 3 |
2380 | I told you climate change was a hoax. | 1.2213 | 0.03949 | 122 | 96 | 25 | 1 |
2381 | Traffic looks good now, but it'll pile up later | 1.2213 | 0.03774 | 122 | 95 | 27 | 0 |
2382 | Still don't believe in climate change? | 1.2213 | 0.04279 | 122 | 98 | 21 | 3 |
2383 | AAAaaAAaAAAAAaaaAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAA | 1.2213 | 0.04279 | 122 | 98 | 21 | 3 |
2384 | I've always dreaded the Fall. | 1.2213 | 0.04434 | 122 | 99 | 19 | 4 |
2385 | [insert a corny joke here] | 1.2213 | 0.04584 | 122 | 100 | 17 | 5 |
2386 | It was a lot easier being green. | 1.2213 | 0.04279 | 122 | 98 | 21 | 3 |
2387 | Sorry,I just can't hang around with you anymore. | 1.2213 | 0.03949 | 122 | 96 | 25 | 1 |
2388 | Falling leaf: Schopenhauer said one must die proudly when it is no longer possible to live proudly. Other leaf: Ugh, that was Nietzsche you plebe. | 1.2213 | 0.04279 | 122 | 98 | 21 | 3 |
2389 | Gotta go. It's Black Friday! | 1.2213 | 0.04279 | 122 | 98 | 21 | 3 |
2390 | We thought we were in the Garden of Eden, and now, we encounter the Fall. | 1.2213 | 0.03774 | 122 | 95 | 27 | 0 |
2391 | Bob Dylan was right! The answer is blowing in the wind. | 1.2213 | 0.04117 | 122 | 97 | 23 | 2 |
2392 | We fell apart, thats why Im leaving you | 1.2213 | 0.04279 | 122 | 98 | 21 | 3 |
2393 | I hate to have to leaf you hanging | 1.2213 | 0.04117 | 122 | 97 | 23 | 2 |
2394 | Its up to you now. The last one to leave turns out the lights. | 1.2213 | 0.03774 | 122 | 95 | 27 | 0 |
2395 | I still say you’re the one who’s chaaaaanged. | 1.2213 | 0.04117 | 122 | 97 | 23 | 2 |
2396 | You coward! | 1.2213 | 0.04279 | 122 | 98 | 21 | 3 |
2397 | Umm let's see who gets instagrammed first.. | 1.2213 | 0.04434 | 122 | 99 | 19 | 4 |
2398 | C'mon, everyone's doing it! | 1.2213 | 0.04117 | 122 | 97 | 23 | 2 |
2399 | For the life of me, I feel like this is the end. | 1.2213 | 0.03949 | 122 | 96 | 25 | 1 |
2400 | Cmon. This party's dead. | 1.2213 | 0.04279 | 122 | 98 | 21 | 3 |
2401 | Wait, autumn is also fall? | 1.2213 | 0.04434 | 122 | 99 | 19 | 4 |
2402 | Well, it's been a breeze. | 1.2213 | 0.03949 | 122 | 96 | 25 | 1 |
2403 | Of course I said I’d never leave you, Ed, but this is a little different. | 1.2213 | 0.04117 | 122 | 97 | 23 | 2 |
2404 | I liked you much more in your original color | 1.2213 | 0.04279 | 122 | 98 | 21 | 3 |
2405 | I'm trying this new wireless technology. Can you hear me now? | 1.2213 | 0.04434 | 122 | 99 | 19 | 4 |
2406 | I'm gonna swing forward to a double salto backward tucked with a double twist, then stick the landing! | 1.2213 | 0.04117 | 122 | 97 | 23 | 2 |
2407 | I thought you said to “leaf” you alone! | 1.2213 | 0.04279 | 122 | 98 | 21 | 3 |
2408 | Of course we'll be together forever... oops. | 1.2213 | 0.03949 | 122 | 96 | 25 | 1 |
2409 | It's affecting us as well! | 1.2213 | 0.04279 | 122 | 98 | 21 | 3 |
2410 | You know, I never really was your friend anyway. | 1.2213 | 0.04279 | 122 | 98 | 21 | 3 |
2411 | I told you such a close relationship wouldn’t work | 1.2213 | 0.03949 | 122 | 96 | 25 | 1 |
2412 | Don't worry. Old leaves don't die, they just float away. | 1.2213 | 0.04279 | 122 | 98 | 21 | 3 |
2413 | For God's sake,hang on as long as you can ! This guy mulches everything !! | 1.2213 | 0.04117 | 122 | 97 | 23 | 2 |
2414 | I like to think of it as early retirement. | 1.2213 | 0.04584 | 122 | 100 | 17 | 5 |
2415 | Calm down, and stop shaking. It's simply the circle of life. | 1.2213 | 0.04434 | 122 | 99 | 19 | 4 |
2416 | You said we'd drop together. Oh fickle, fickle leaf. | 1.2213 | 0.03949 | 122 | 96 | 25 | 1 |
2417 | I'm going away to explore my roots. | 1.2213 | 0.04279 | 122 | 98 | 21 | 3 |
2418 | I got the short end of the stick. | 1.2212 | 0.04306 | 113 | 90 | 21 | 2 |
2419 | One last thing, I had sex with your wife. | 1.2212 | 0.04825 | 113 | 93 | 15 | 5 |
2420 | Wild ride? Ha, wait till you dance with the leaf blower. | 1.2203 | 0.04362 | 118 | 95 | 20 | 3 |
2421 | See you on the down low. | 1.2195 | 0.04402 | 123 | 100 | 19 | 4 |
2422 | I'm too young to die–I never had a chance to foliage! | 1.2195 | 0.04402 | 123 | 100 | 19 | 4 |
2423 | This is what comes from color printing. | 1.2195 | 0.04402 | 123 | 100 | 19 | 4 |
2424 | My father told me there would be a day like this. | 1.2195 | 0.04551 | 123 | 101 | 17 | 5 |
2425 | Hasta Leave-ista, baby! | 1.2185 | 0.03987 | 119 | 94 | 24 | 1 |
2426 | This is my only chance to beat Simone Biles | 1.2185 | 0.04162 | 119 | 95 | 22 | 2 |
2427 | Maybe be grounded will be a good thing...? | 1.2185 | 0.04491 | 119 | 97 | 18 | 4 |
2428 | Need anything from Costco? | 1.2185 | 0.04647 | 119 | 98 | 16 | 5 |
2429 | I always knew that someday you'd blow me off. | 1.2185 | 0.04491 | 119 | 97 | 18 | 4 |
2430 | Don't leaf me! | 1.2137 | 0.04348 | 117 | 95 | 19 | 3 |
2431 | Bob Dylan knew the answer....... | 1.2137 | 0.04514 | 117 | 96 | 17 | 4 |
2432 | You son of a gun!! | 1.2137 | 0.04175 | 117 | 94 | 21 | 2 |
2433 | Falling down is the ease part, the lawn mower is the hard part! | 1.2137 | 0.04348 | 117 | 95 | 19 | 3 |
2434 | Face it, Helen. We've both changed. It's time we went our separate ways. | 1.2137 | 0.03995 | 117 | 93 | 23 | 1 |
2435 | You're still not going to fit in. | 1.2137 | 0.04348 | 117 | 95 | 19 | 3 |
2436 | Sorry. The rake just makes me happier. | 1.2137 | 0.03995 | 117 | 93 | 23 | 1 |
2437 | I’m terrified of heights. Hope I come back as a worm To the editor: I can’t enter my UK phone number because it is longer than 10 digits. It is +44 77 9699 4412 sheila@sheilalabatt.com | 1.2137 | 0.04675 | 117 | 97 | 15 | 5 |
2438 | I told you the day would come when I'd leave you. | 1.2137 | 0.03995 | 117 | 93 | 23 | 1 |
2439 | Play to win! | 1.2137 | 0.04175 | 117 | 94 | 21 | 2 |
2440 | yes,they all fell for you too but this Fall is oooooooours? | 1.2137 | 0.04175 | 117 | 94 | 21 | 2 |
2441 | Sorry. I'm leafing you now. | 1.2137 | 0.03995 | 117 | 93 | 23 | 1 |
2442 | Look me up when you land! | 1.2137 | 0.04175 | 117 | 94 | 21 | 2 |
2443 | I know this sounds acorn-y, but I think I am falling for you. | 1.2137 | 0.04348 | 117 | 95 | 19 | 3 |
2444 | Boys weekend. Try not to miss me. | 1.2137 | 0.03995 | 117 | 93 | 23 | 1 |
2445 | Woe is me! I told you I'd go first... | 1.2137 | 0.04175 | 117 | 94 | 21 | 2 |
2446 | I wish I didn’t have to leave. | 1.2137 | 0.03995 | 117 | 93 | 23 | 1 |
2447 | Better red than...Ahaaa! | 1.2137 | 0.03806 | 117 | 92 | 25 | 0 |
2448 | This is the penultimate experience. | 1.2137 | 0.04175 | 117 | 94 | 21 | 2 |
2449 | I’m outta here; that car’s bumper sticker says ‘Leaving Trumpland.’ | 1.2137 | 0.04514 | 117 | 96 | 17 | 4 |
2450 | You blew me off! | 1.2137 | 0.03995 | 117 | 93 | 23 | 1 |
2451 | It’s not forever, Evelyn. There’s always the compost! | 1.2137 | 0.04514 | 117 | 96 | 17 | 4 |
2452 | I'm falling!!!" -- "It's about time." | 1.2137 | 0.04514 | 117 | 96 | 17 | 4 |
2453 | It's not you. I just need to be free. | 1.2137 | 0.03995 | 117 | 93 | 23 | 1 |
2454 | I'll be right back, I'm just going out for a pack of smokes. | 1.2137 | 0.04348 | 117 | 95 | 19 | 3 |
2455 | I go to seek a great perhaps! | 1.2137 | 0.04348 | 117 | 95 | 19 | 3 |
2456 | I'm leaving you. I'm falling for the scrub. | 1.2137 | 0.04348 | 117 | 95 | 19 | 3 |
2457 | Hey, at least the rent is cheaper on the ground level. | 1.2137 | 0.03995 | 117 | 93 | 23 | 1 |
2458 | Don't leaaafffff me! | 1.2137 | 0.04175 | 117 | 94 | 21 | 2 |
2459 | Bye Feleafsha | 1.2137 | 0.04348 | 117 | 95 | 19 | 3 |
2460 | Sorry to break it off like this,but I simply couldn't wait any longer for your decision. | 1.2137 | 0.03806 | 117 | 92 | 25 | 0 |
2461 | Was it my breath? | 1.2137 | 0.04175 | 117 | 94 | 21 | 2 |
2462 | Let's make it a joy ride! Free fall on the sedan! | 1.2137 | 0.04175 | 117 | 94 | 21 | 2 |
2463 | oh fuck | 1.2137 | 0.04675 | 117 | 97 | 15 | 5 |
2464 | If only our season was called something else!! | 1.2137 | 0.04175 | 117 | 94 | 21 | 2 |
2465 | It's a long fall. | 1.2137 | 0.04175 | 117 | 94 | 21 | 2 |
2466 | Gotta go now. Been nice knowing you... See you next year! | 1.2137 | 0.03995 | 117 | 93 | 23 | 1 |
2467 | Once more into the breach! | 1.2137 | 0.04514 | 117 | 96 | 17 | 4 |
2468 | I'll see you after the Fall! | 1.2137 | 0.03995 | 117 | 93 | 23 | 1 |
2469 | I really enjoyed our May-September romance. | 1.2137 | 0.04175 | 117 | 94 | 21 | 2 |
2470 | Don't worry, it's less painful than watching the 2020 elections, Carl." | 1.2137 | 0.04348 | 117 | 95 | 19 | 3 |
2471 | WHOOAAA! This march for change has gotten out of hand! | 1.2137 | 0.04175 | 117 | 94 | 21 | 2 |
2472 | Sorry, Frank, I tried! | 1.2137 | 0.04514 | 117 | 96 | 17 | 4 |
2473 | Charlotte, I'm leaving you. | 1.2137 | 0.04175 | 117 | 94 | 21 | 2 |
2474 | Game over man.. Game over! | 1.2137 | 0.04175 | 117 | 94 | 21 | 2 |
2475 | Aim straight for me when you come. I can't bear the thought of you with a maple. | 1.2137 | 0.04348 | 117 | 95 | 19 | 3 |
2476 | Quickly now! Am I flotsam or jetsam? | 1.2137 | 0.03995 | 117 | 93 | 23 | 1 |
2477 | Maybe could we try doing something different next year? | 1.2137 | 0.03806 | 117 | 92 | 25 | 0 |
2478 | Oh Helmut don't leaf me | 1.2137 | 0.04175 | 117 | 94 | 21 | 2 |
2479 | I’m going to leaf you alone for a day or two. | 1.2137 | 0.03995 | 117 | 93 | 23 | 1 |
2480 | Well, leaving is such sweet sorrow! | 1.2137 | 0.04514 | 117 | 96 | 17 | 4 |
2481 | No, I won’t be back in time for dinner. Are you kidding? | 1.2137 | 0.03995 | 117 | 93 | 23 | 1 |
2482 | Don't ever change! | 1.2137 | 0.03995 | 117 | 93 | 23 | 1 |
2483 | Hope you don’t fall too far from the tree! | 1.2137 | 0.04175 | 117 | 94 | 21 | 2 |
2484 | Fall was never really my favorite season | 1.2137 | 0.04175 | 117 | 94 | 21 | 2 |
2485 | Even though we knew it would happen,I still didn't think it would end like this. | 1.2137 | 0.03806 | 117 | 92 | 25 | 0 |
2486 | Seems like the thing to do. | 1.2137 | 0.04348 | 117 | 95 | 19 | 3 |
2487 | I like Billie Holiday as much as anyone, but I don't find autumn in New York so inviting. | 1.2137 | 0.04175 | 117 | 94 | 21 | 2 |
2488 | At least it's a one way commute. | 1.2137 | 0.04514 | 117 | 96 | 17 | 4 |
2489 | I refuse to be a "sap" any more - I'm going to "leaf "you now! | 1.2137 | 0.04175 | 117 | 94 | 21 | 2 |
2490 | We always knew this would be a May-October romance. | 1.2137 | 0.03995 | 117 | 93 | 23 | 1 |
2491 | I’m falling for you again. | 1.2137 | 0.04348 | 117 | 95 | 19 | 3 |
2492 | I’m not looking forward to the commute, but it evens out with the benefits. | 1.2137 | 0.03995 | 117 | 93 | 23 | 1 |
2493 | You're such a fall guy! | 1.2137 | 0.04175 | 117 | 94 | 21 | 2 |
2494 | I will soon met The Grim Raker. | 1.2137 | 0.04348 | 117 | 95 | 19 | 3 |
2495 | I waited all summer to tell you ..... I | 1.2137 | 0.04675 | 117 | 97 | 15 | 5 |
2496 | You are one in a million! | 1.2137 | 0.04348 | 117 | 95 | 19 | 3 |
2497 | Remember, we're even more unique than snowflakes! | 1.2137 | 0.04514 | 117 | 96 | 17 | 4 |
2498 | See ya in the gutter, dude. | 1.2137 | 0.04348 | 117 | 95 | 19 | 3 |
2499 | Stay alive! I will find you! | 1.2137 | 0.03995 | 117 | 93 | 23 | 1 |
2500 | Oh shit I broke | 1.2137 | 0.04514 | 117 | 96 | 17 | 4 |
2501 | Look for me on the front porch. | 1.2137 | 0.04348 | 117 | 95 | 19 | 3 |
2502 | Relax. I'll be back in a few. | 1.2137 | 0.04175 | 117 | 94 | 21 | 2 |
2503 | I wish this wind would just leaf us alone! | 1.2137 | 0.04514 | 117 | 96 | 17 | 4 |
2504 | Remind me. What's sweet about this? | 1.2137 | 0.04348 | 117 | 95 | 19 | 3 |
2505 | My only regret is not blowing all my money when I first heard about autumn. | 1.2137 | 0.04175 | 117 | 94 | 21 | 2 |
2506 | No,YOU blow! | 1.2137 | 0.04514 | 117 | 96 | 17 | 4 |
2507 | I'm beginning to doubt your story that 'deciduous' means 'beautiful.' | 1.2137 | 0.04675 | 117 | 97 | 15 | 5 |
2508 | Well, since no one has come back yet, I guess I'll go see what "Fall" is all about. | 1.2137 | 0.04175 | 117 | 94 | 21 | 2 |
2509 | I haven't got time for the waiting game. | 1.2137 | 0.04348 | 117 | 95 | 19 | 3 |
2510 | You are the wind beneath my leaaaves. | 1.2137 | 0.04348 | 117 | 95 | 19 | 3 |
2511 | Remember: Tell O. Henry to write a prequel. | 1.2137 | 0.04175 | 117 | 94 | 21 | 2 |
2512 | What are your plans for the after life? | 1.2137 | 0.04175 | 117 | 94 | 21 | 2 |
2513 | That looks like so much fun, I'm going to try it!!! | 1.2137 | 0.04175 | 117 | 94 | 21 | 2 |
2514 | Wow, is that one of those new self-driving cars? | 1.2137 | 0.04175 | 117 | 94 | 21 | 2 |
2515 | GOOD LUCK —-EEEK. SEE YOU IN THE FALL ❤️ | 1.2137 | 0.03806 | 117 | 92 | 25 | 0 |
2516 | It’s time to try obeying gravity.... | 1.2137 | 0.04175 | 117 | 94 | 21 | 2 |
2517 | Bob, don’t leave me! | 1.2137 | 0.03995 | 117 | 93 | 23 | 1 |
2518 | I am falling and can’t get up! | 1.2137 | 0.04675 | 117 | 97 | 15 | 5 |
2519 | There is something very special about you. | 1.2137 | 0.04348 | 117 | 95 | 19 | 3 |
2520 | Congratulations, the tontine's yours. | 1.2137 | 0.04514 | 117 | 96 | 17 | 4 |
2521 | But you said 'I jump, you jump!' | 1.2137 | 0.04348 | 117 | 95 | 19 | 3 |
2522 | Don’t leave me hanging in midair. | 1.2137 | 0.04175 | 117 | 94 | 21 | 2 |
2523 | You coming? | 1.2137 | 0.03995 | 117 | 93 | 23 | 1 |
2524 | And that's when my separation anxiety started. | 1.2137 | 0.04514 | 117 | 96 | 17 | 4 |
2525 | This "Fall" fells like deja vu. | 1.2137 | 0.04348 | 117 | 95 | 19 | 3 |
2526 | Sometimes you just gotta accept fate. | 1.2137 | 0.03995 | 117 | 93 | 23 | 1 |
2527 | Sorry about the symmetry! | 1.2137 | 0.04175 | 117 | 94 | 21 | 2 |
2528 | See you in the scrapbook! | 1.2137 | 0.03995 | 117 | 93 | 23 | 1 |
2529 | I'm starting to fall for you... | 1.2137 | 0.03995 | 117 | 93 | 23 | 1 |
2530 | Is this what they meant when they said we’ll blow you away? | 1.2137 | 0.03806 | 117 | 92 | 25 | 0 |
2531 | Auntie Em! .. there’s no place like home! | 1.2124 | 0.04611 | 113 | 93 | 16 | 4 |
2532 | Sorry to leave you hanging on a limb. | 1.2124 | 0.04254 | 113 | 91 | 20 | 2 |
2533 | Hey if I don’t see you, have a really nice Fall | 1.2124 | 0.04611 | 113 | 93 | 16 | 4 |
2534 | Sure. I'll take the Fall. | 1.2124 | 0.04254 | 113 | 91 | 20 | 2 |
2535 | I don't recall deciding to be deciduous | 1.2124 | 0.04064 | 113 | 90 | 22 | 1 |
2536 | Well, Alice. You were right. I‘m leaving you for that blonde. | 1.2119 | 0.04638 | 118 | 98 | 15 | 5 |
2537 | Rage, rage against the dying of the light. | 1.2119 | 0.04315 | 118 | 96 | 19 | 3 |
2538 | You rake. You pushed me. | 1.2119 | 0.04144 | 118 | 95 | 21 | 2 |
2539 | Last one down is a rotten acorn! | 1.2119 | 0.04638 | 118 | 98 | 15 | 5 |
2540 | Get out of my life why don’t you baby, You just keep me hanging on. | 1.2119 | 0.04480 | 118 | 97 | 17 | 4 |
2541 | Adios, amigo. I'm falling down with the 99% | 1.2119 | 0.04315 | 118 | 96 | 19 | 3 |
2542 | Lock the door when you leave. | 1.2119 | 0.04638 | 118 | 98 | 15 | 5 |
2543 | Well, I guess you're going to find out about this sky diving thing. | 1.2119 | 0.04144 | 118 | 95 | 21 | 2 |
2544 | I thought we changed it to spring forward, autumn back | 1.2110 | 0.04137 | 109 | 87 | 21 | 1 |
2545 | Well, I do hope we waft into each other soon. | 1.2110 | 0.04529 | 109 | 89 | 17 | 3 |
2546 | I NEVER LIKED YOUUUUUUUUU | 1.2110 | 0.04890 | 109 | 91 | 13 | 5 |
2547 | Don’t worry. O’Henry implied that it’s for a good cause. | 1.2105 | 0.04032 | 114 | 91 | 22 | 1 |
2548 | Is this the art of letting go! | 1.2105 | 0.04221 | 114 | 92 | 20 | 2 |
2549 | Oh, NOOOOOOOOO!! | 1.2105 | 0.04401 | 114 | 93 | 18 | 3 |
2550 | I’ll miss hangin with you. | 1.2105 | 0.04221 | 114 | 92 | 20 | 2 |
2551 | Leaf and let die! | 1.2105 | 0.04221 | 114 | 92 | 20 | 2 |
2552 | Please promise you’ll look for me. | 1.2091 | 0.04492 | 110 | 90 | 17 | 3 |
2553 | This time it doesn't feel like a dream. | 1.2072 | 0.03864 | 111 | 88 | 23 | 0 |
2554 | I'll never let go, Jack! I'll never let go! | 1.2072 | 0.04071 | 111 | 89 | 21 | 1 |
2555 | Already?! It's only August! | 1.2072 | 0.04071 | 111 | 89 | 21 | 1 |
2556 | And these few precious days I've spent with you !! | 1.2072 | 0.04267 | 111 | 90 | 19 | 2 |
2557 | Gone with the wind. | 1.2072 | 0.03864 | 111 | 88 | 23 | 0 |
2558 | Okay, that's it, I'm tired of hanging around with you | 1.2072 | 0.04071 | 111 | 89 | 21 | 1 |
2559 | I’m sorry , but I’m Breaking it off ! | 1.2072 | 0.04071 | 111 | 89 | 21 | 1 |
2560 | Hang in there Jerry … I gotta leave now. | 1.2072 | 0.03864 | 111 | 88 | 23 | 0 |
2561 | Do you ever feel like you may be the last leaf on the tree? | 1.2072 | 0.04071 | 111 | 89 | 21 | 1 |
2562 | Spoiler Alert! | 1.2072 | 0.04635 | 111 | 92 | 15 | 4 |
2563 | I'll meet you under the shrub. We can hide there. | 1.2072 | 0.04455 | 111 | 91 | 17 | 3 |
2564 | Drain, rake, or fire - I’ll always love you. | 1.2072 | 0.04267 | 111 | 90 | 19 | 2 |
2565 | Is there sap after death? | 1.2072 | 0.04455 | 111 | 91 | 17 | 3 |
2566 | Please don't leave me alone . . . . | 1.2072 | 0.04071 | 111 | 89 | 21 | 1 |
2567 | If the Downton Abbey movies stinks..... don’t tell me | 1.2072 | 0.04071 | 111 | 89 | 21 | 1 |
2568 | I've had it with Photosynthesis; I'm into Selfies now. | 1.2072 | 0.04635 | 111 | 92 | 15 | 4 |
2569 | Always the show off, aren't you? | 1.2072 | 0.03864 | 111 | 88 | 23 | 0 |
2570 | Remember when I told you about Lemmings? | 1.2072 | 0.04071 | 111 | 89 | 21 | 1 |
2571 | I'm heading right for the gutter !! | 1.2072 | 0.04267 | 111 | 90 | 19 | 2 |
2572 | I should have said you first! | 1.2072 | 0.04071 | 111 | 89 | 21 | 1 |
2573 | Did you say Go towards the Light or say my mantra? | 1.2072 | 0.04071 | 111 | 89 | 21 | 1 |
2574 | You always said you needed more space. | 1.2072 | 0.03864 | 111 | 88 | 23 | 0 |
2575 | So this is what the song was about. | 1.2072 | 0.04267 | 111 | 90 | 19 | 2 |
2576 | If it wasn't such a mess down there, I wouldn't be so sad to go. | 1.2072 | 0.04267 | 111 | 90 | 19 | 2 |
2577 | Fine, I'll make like a tree and-" "Enough with the puns, Jerry. You're dying. | 1.2072 | 0.03864 | 111 | 88 | 23 | 0 |
2578 | Guess this is why they call it Faaaaalllllllllllll!!!!.... | 1.2072 | 0.03864 | 111 | 88 | 23 | 0 |
2579 | I told you not to fall for me | 1.2072 | 0.04267 | 111 | 90 | 19 | 2 |
2580 | See you again on Groundhog Day! | 1.2072 | 0.04455 | 111 | 91 | 17 | 3 |
2581 | I'm not taking a fall. That's not the kind of leaf I am. | 1.2072 | 0.04071 | 111 | 89 | 21 | 1 |
2582 | If I don't like it, I can always come back. | 1.2072 | 0.04455 | 111 | 91 | 17 | 3 |
2583 | Mother Nature and I are splitting up. | 1.2072 | 0.04267 | 111 | 90 | 19 | 2 |
2584 | Uhhh. I don't think my insurance covers this. | 1.2072 | 0.04455 | 111 | 91 | 17 | 3 |
2585 | Help me, I’m Fall-ing! | 1.2072 | 0.04455 | 111 | 91 | 17 | 3 |
2586 | I'm coming, Elizabeth! | 1.2072 | 0.03864 | 111 | 88 | 23 | 0 |
2587 | Suddenly I understand why we are “leaves.” | 1.2072 | 0.04071 | 111 | 89 | 21 | 1 |
2588 | You’re not so special yourself! | 1.2072 | 0.04267 | 111 | 90 | 19 | 2 |
2589 | You're too clingy. I'm leaving! | 1.2072 | 0.04071 | 111 | 89 | 21 | 1 |
2590 | I hate piles. | 1.2072 | 0.04455 | 111 | 91 | 17 | 3 |
2591 | Oh I get it...fall! | 1.2072 | 0.04635 | 111 | 92 | 15 | 4 |
2592 | ...and don't forget to fertilize the lawn | 1.2072 | 0.04635 | 111 | 92 | 15 | 4 |
2593 | No one will sweep me off my feet like you. Stay true. | 1.2072 | 0.03864 | 111 | 88 | 23 | 0 |
2594 | I’m aiming for the bushes. | 1.2072 | 0.04455 | 111 | 91 | 17 | 3 |
2595 | It's the age difference. IT would have never worked between us! | 1.2072 | 0.04455 | 111 | 91 | 17 | 3 |
2596 | “We leaves stand out in the flux because we have an imperishable soul, but all we can do is observe ourselves & the world in the grip of ceaseless...hey hey you listening? Forget it. Good luck Buster we should’ve been born four leaf clovers!!” | 1.2072 | 0.04267 | 111 | 90 | 19 | 2 |
2597 | Oh the foliumanity! | 1.2072 | 0.04267 | 111 | 90 | 19 | 2 |
2598 | When you remember me, remember me as green. | 1.2072 | 0.04267 | 111 | 90 | 19 | 2 |
2599 | I thought, we were going to branch out together | 1.2072 | 0.04071 | 111 | 89 | 21 | 1 |
2600 | If you lived a good life, you will be mulched. | 1.2054 | 0.04039 | 112 | 90 | 21 | 1 |
2601 | Well, if they didn't want us on their lawn, why did they plant so many trees? | 1.2054 | 0.04419 | 112 | 92 | 17 | 3 |
2602 | Have a nice fall. | 1.2054 | 0.04233 | 112 | 91 | 19 | 2 |
2603 | Hate to leave you dangling, but I can't hang out any longer. | 1.2054 | 0.03834 | 112 | 89 | 23 | 0 |
2604 | See you in hell Pilgrim | 1.2054 | 0.04419 | 112 | 92 | 17 | 3 |
2605 | That joke was in poor taste! | 1.2054 | 0.04419 | 112 | 92 | 17 | 3 |
2606 | You ever read any O Henry stories? | 1.2054 | 0.04039 | 112 | 90 | 21 | 1 |
2607 | You're not invited. | 1.2054 | 0.04039 | 112 | 90 | 21 | 1 |
2608 | If I don't see you at the landfill I'm probably stuck in some kid's art project. | 1.2054 | 0.04233 | 112 | 91 | 19 | 2 |
2609 | Okay. I've always been quercus, but so are you. | 1.2054 | 0.04233 | 112 | 91 | 19 | 2 |
2610 | Live in color. | 1.2054 | 0.04419 | 112 | 92 | 17 | 3 |
2611 | I'm not ready to leave! | 1.2054 | 0.04039 | 112 | 90 | 21 | 1 |
2612 | I like the 'Spring' part better than the 'Fall' part. | 1.2054 | 0.03834 | 112 | 89 | 23 | 0 |
2613 | I'M going to the family reunion! | 1.2054 | 0.03834 | 112 | 89 | 23 | 0 |
2614 | It is a far, far better rest that I go to than I have ever known. | 1.2054 | 0.04419 | 112 | 92 | 17 | 3 |
2615 | There goes Pride, that's our cue. | 1.2054 | 0.04597 | 112 | 93 | 15 | 4 |
2616 | Regrets? I've had a few. | 1.2054 | 0.04039 | 112 | 90 | 21 | 1 |
2617 | I'm falling out of love. | 1.2054 | 0.04597 | 112 | 93 | 15 | 4 |
2618 | Text me when you're ready to leave. | 1.2054 | 0.04039 | 112 | 90 | 21 | 1 |
2619 | Hang in there, Harry! You're our last hope! | 1.2054 | 0.04419 | 112 | 92 | 17 | 3 |
2620 | It must be good if everyone's doing it. | 1.2054 | 0.04039 | 112 | 90 | 21 | 1 |
2621 | Hope to see you after the fall. | 1.2054 | 0.04233 | 112 | 91 | 19 | 2 |
2622 | It's a die-in to demand action on climate change. | 1.2054 | 0.03938 | 112 | 92 | 18 | 2 |
2623 | Leave for the two of us! | 1.2054 | 0.04597 | 112 | 93 | 15 | 4 |
2624 | It"s All About Letting Go. | 1.2054 | 0.04039 | 112 | 90 | 21 | 1 |
2625 | You knew it would be time for Fall sooner than later. | 1.2054 | 0.04419 | 112 | 92 | 17 | 3 |
2626 | Oh no, I'm falling for you! | 1.2054 | 0.04039 | 112 | 90 | 21 | 1 |
2627 | Sorry, Bro, the peer pressure’s finally gotten to me. | 1.2054 | 0.04419 | 112 | 92 | 17 | 3 |
2628 | Look for me in the mulch | 1.2054 | 0.04039 | 112 | 90 | 21 | 1 |
2629 | I'm clearly falling for you. | 1.2054 | 0.04597 | 112 | 93 | 15 | 4 |
2630 | Another leaf down, do you copy? This is a 10-17! | 1.2054 | 0.03728 | 112 | 91 | 20 | 1 |
2631 | Hang on, Sloopy. | 1.2054 | 0.04597 | 112 | 93 | 15 | 4 |
2632 | I know it's a leap of faith - but there is no other way to become well grounded! | 1.2054 | 0.03834 | 112 | 89 | 23 | 0 |
2633 | Sorry, but I guess I'll be leafing you all alone. | 1.2054 | 0.03834 | 112 | 89 | 23 | 0 |
2634 | It's an ill wind that blows nobody any good. | 1.2054 | 0.04419 | 112 | 92 | 17 | 3 |
2635 | Rose! There's room enough for two of us on the door! | 1.2054 | 0.04419 | 112 | 92 | 17 | 3 |
2636 | See you in the after-mulch | 1.2054 | 0.04039 | 112 | 90 | 21 | 1 |
2637 | Join us at the compost pile if you start feeling lonely." (Michael Rogness, St. Paul MN | 1.2054 | 0.03834 | 112 | 89 | 23 | 0 |
2638 | There are so many things I never told you! | 1.2054 | 0.04597 | 112 | 93 | 15 | 4 |
2639 | Just the thought of leaving blows me away! | 1.2054 | 0.03834 | 112 | 89 | 23 | 0 |
2640 | oh that's it...I can't hang on any longer. | 1.2054 | 0.04039 | 112 | 90 | 21 | 1 |
2641 | Leaving is such sweet sorrow. | 1.2054 | 0.04597 | 112 | 93 | 15 | 4 |
2642 | I don't understand people who say this is their favorite season! | 1.2054 | 0.04039 | 112 | 90 | 21 | 1 |
2643 | Zihuatanejo! | 1.2054 | 0.04419 | 112 | 92 | 17 | 3 |
2644 | Your attitude about the upcoming election just blows me away.. | 1.2054 | 0.03834 | 112 | 89 | 23 | 0 |
2645 | You're strong. You stay alive, no matter what occurs! I will find you! Just stay away from kids with wax paper. | 1.2054 | 0.04233 | 112 | 91 | 19 | 2 |
2646 | That does it: I'm letting go and turning a new leaf! | 1.2054 | 0.04769 | 112 | 94 | 13 | 5 |
2647 | Leafs or leaves? | 1.2054 | 0.04597 | 112 | 93 | 15 | 4 |
2648 | It's been fun hanging out together. | 1.2054 | 0.03834 | 112 | 89 | 23 | 0 |
2649 | I'll save you a spot in the gutter! | 1.2054 | 0.04039 | 112 | 90 | 21 | 1 |
2650 | I'm only going because I was given a subpoena! | 1.2054 | 0.04419 | 112 | 92 | 17 | 3 |
2651 | See you on Instagram. | 1.2054 | 0.04419 | 112 | 92 | 17 | 3 |
2652 | Honestly, I was really into our relationship this summer... now I am just cold and disconnected | 1.2054 | 0.04039 | 112 | 90 | 21 | 1 |
2653 | I'll save you a spot on the lawn. | 1.2054 | 0.03834 | 112 | 89 | 23 | 0 |
2654 | And then there was one. | 1.2054 | 0.04597 | 112 | 93 | 15 | 4 |
2655 | I'm leaving you forever. | 1.2054 | 0.04419 | 112 | 92 | 17 | 3 |
2656 | It was just a spring and summer fling. Get over it. | 1.2054 | 0.04419 | 112 | 92 | 17 | 3 |
2657 | Well, I’ll be taking my leave now. | 1.2054 | 0.04233 | 112 | 91 | 19 | 2 |
2658 | Hang on Ryan, if you make it to November 1, you win the jackpot. | 1.2054 | 0.04597 | 112 | 93 | 15 | 4 |
2659 | Orange team wins immunity! | 1.2054 | 0.04597 | 112 | 93 | 15 | 4 |
2660 | I’m going to bed. | 1.2054 | 0.04597 | 112 | 93 | 15 | 4 |
2661 | Look for me in the gutter! | 1.2054 | 0.04039 | 112 | 90 | 21 | 1 |
2662 | Stan, all puns aside, I'm leaving you. | 1.2054 | 0.03834 | 112 | 89 | 23 | 0 |
2663 | So much for photosynthesis. | 1.2054 | 0.04419 | 112 | 92 | 17 | 3 |
2664 | Another one bites the dust | 1.2054 | 0.04597 | 112 | 93 | 15 | 4 |
2665 | Be sure to get the Advil royalties... | 1.2054 | 0.04039 | 112 | 90 | 21 | 1 |
2666 | Man! Not again... | 1.2054 | 0.04039 | 112 | 90 | 21 | 1 |
2667 | I’ll text you when I arrive. | 1.2054 | 0.04039 | 112 | 90 | 21 | 1 |
2668 | Happy trails, Hans. | 1.2054 | 0.04419 | 112 | 92 | 17 | 3 |
2669 | We go through this every year. You need to just let go already. | 1.2054 | 0.04233 | 112 | 91 | 19 | 2 |
2670 | I guess I'll be taking my leave... | 1.2054 | 0.03834 | 112 | 89 | 23 | 0 |
2671 | I wouldn't fall for you if you were the last leaf on Earrrrttttttttth.... | 1.2054 | 0.04597 | 112 | 93 | 15 | 4 |
2672 | Well, it looks like you win! | 1.2054 | 0.04419 | 112 | 92 | 17 | 3 |
2673 | You said we go on 'threeeeeee!' | 1.2054 | 0.04419 | 112 | 92 | 17 | 3 |
2674 | Sorry to leaf so soon”.. | 1.2054 | 0.04233 | 112 | 91 | 19 | 2 |
2675 | Rookie, huh? Everyone leaves the branch sooner or later. | 1.2054 | 0.04039 | 112 | 90 | 21 | 1 |
2676 | Good bye So long Farewell forever! | 1.2054 | 0.04233 | 112 | 91 | 19 | 2 |
2677 | I hate leaf blowers too but it happens to the best of us. | 1.2054 | 0.04233 | 112 | 91 | 19 | 2 |
2678 | So long! It’s been nice hanging with you. | 1.2054 | 0.03834 | 112 | 89 | 23 | 0 |
2679 | Be careful when you get down there. You"ll be a 'has been' and they'll step all over you." | 1.2054 | 0.04233 | 112 | 91 | 19 | 2 |
2680 | You're not gonna stand out down there, buddy! | 1.2054 | 0.04233 | 112 | 91 | 19 | 2 |
2681 | I'll send Beth your regards. | 1.2054 | 0.04769 | 112 | 94 | 13 | 5 |
2682 | Meet me over by the hedge. | 1.2054 | 0.04419 | 112 | 92 | 17 | 3 |
2683 | I'm so gonna stick the landing.” | 1.2054 | 0.04233 | 112 | 91 | 19 | 2 |
2684 | What a weird feeling. Instead of saying "Goodbye, I love you, I'm thinking g = 9.807 m/s2. | 1.2054 | 0.04419 | 112 | 92 | 17 | 3 |
2685 | So, hummus or humus? | 1.2054 | 0.04233 | 112 | 91 | 19 | 2 |
2686 | Same old, Same old | 1.2054 | 0.04419 | 112 | 92 | 17 | 3 |
2687 | Looks like you are the last one Betsy | 1.2054 | 0.04039 | 112 | 90 | 21 | 1 |
2688 | On trend | 1.2054 | 0.04233 | 112 | 91 | 19 | 2 |
2689 | Sure - you hang on. I'll take the fall for the president. | 1.2054 | 0.04419 | 112 | 92 | 17 | 3 |
2690 | Don’t wait up for me. | 1.2054 | 0.04233 | 112 | 91 | 19 | 2 |
2691 | You hang on. I'll call O. Henry. | 1.2054 | 0.03834 | 112 | 89 | 23 | 0 |
2692 | if I don't see you in the leaf bag, I'll catch up with you at the dump | 1.2054 | 0.04233 | 112 | 91 | 19 | 2 |
2693 | No!! Let go on threeee... | 1.2054 | 0.04039 | 112 | 90 | 21 | 1 |
2694 | And I said I'd never leave you. | 1.2054 | 0.04597 | 112 | 93 | 15 | 4 |
2695 | I know it's fall. But until now, I never thought we were supposed to take it literally. | 1.2054 | 0.03834 | 112 | 89 | 23 | 0 |
2696 | Aim for the roof. That rake is real dream killer. | 1.2054 | 0.04233 | 112 | 91 | 19 | 2 |
2697 | It’s me, Edna. It’s not you. | 1.2054 | 0.04039 | 112 | 90 | 21 | 1 |
2698 | Before I leave, tell Roots I love her. | 1.2054 | 0.04233 | 112 | 91 | 19 | 2 |
2699 | I'm not leaving. I just need a little space. | 1.2054 | 0.04597 | 112 | 93 | 15 | 4 |
2700 | You don't need to know how to fly. | 1.2054 | 0.04233 | 112 | 91 | 19 | 2 |
2701 | I know Autumn Leaves must fall but what key is it in? | 1.2054 | 0.04039 | 112 | 90 | 21 | 1 |
2702 | Rose, never let go! | 1.2054 | 0.04419 | 112 | 92 | 17 | 3 |
2703 | Bye, it was fun hanging with you this summer. | 1.2054 | 0.04935 | 112 | 95 | 11 | 6 |
2704 | Let go, Larry. The burning ban is in place for another week. | 1.2054 | 0.04039 | 112 | 90 | 21 | 1 |
2705 | Sorry, I just can’t hang out with you anymore. | 1.2054 | 0.04039 | 112 | 90 | 21 | 1 |
2706 | Let's wait 'til after Thanksgiving weekend to fly. Less crowded then. | 1.2054 | 0.04233 | 112 | 91 | 19 | 2 |
2707 | Hold on tiiight!!! | 1.2054 | 0.04039 | 112 | 90 | 21 | 1 |
2708 | Yes, I do find “dropping like flies” to be really impertinent!” | 1.2054 | 0.04419 | 112 | 92 | 17 | 3 |
2709 | But you said that you'd never leaf me. | 1.2054 | 0.03834 | 112 | 89 | 23 | 0 |
2710 | I warned you - stop whistling that damned ‘Autumn Leaves’ or I’m outta here! | 1.2054 | 0.04039 | 112 | 90 | 21 | 1 |
2711 | I gotta mulch now dude. See you in the spring. | 1.2054 | 0.04039 | 112 | 90 | 21 | 1 |
2712 | If you don't make the O. Henry story, try for a New Yorker cartoon. | 1.2054 | 0.03834 | 112 | 89 | 23 | 0 |
2713 | Just what did you promise O. Henry? | 1.2054 | 0.04597 | 112 | 93 | 15 | 4 |
2714 | Houston, we have a problem! | 1.2054 | 0.04039 | 112 | 90 | 21 | 1 |
2715 | It will be a nice float down, but I worry a little about getting lost in the litter below. | 1.2054 | 0.04039 | 112 | 90 | 21 | 1 |
2716 | But dad! Everyone is doing it nowadays! | 1.2054 | 0.04597 | 112 | 93 | 15 | 4 |
2717 | Not even global warming can save us! | 1.2054 | 0.04419 | 112 | 92 | 17 | 3 |
2718 | You won - the last to fall! | 1.2054 | 0.04233 | 112 | 91 | 19 | 2 |
2719 | You always were a fair weather friend, Susan. | 1.2054 | 0.04233 | 112 | 91 | 19 | 2 |
2720 | If we're both gonna die this way, I'm going on my own terms! | 1.2054 | 0.04039 | 112 | 90 | 21 | 1 |
2721 | If ever I would leave you, how could it be in Autumn....!? | 1.2054 | 0.04039 | 112 | 90 | 21 | 1 |
2722 | We keep in touch about Thanksgiving | 1.2054 | 0.04419 | 112 | 92 | 17 | 3 |
2723 | If I don't leave now, I'll always wonder what if." Dustin Jacobs, Los Angeles, Calif | 1.2054 | 0.04233 | 112 | 91 | 19 | 2 |
2724 | I hate to leaf you all alone. | 1.2054 | 0.04419 | 112 | 92 | 17 | 3 |
2725 | According to Newton, this is what we do. We fall. | 1.2054 | 0.04233 | 112 | 91 | 19 | 2 |
2726 | Am I really going to a better place? | 1.2054 | 0.04419 | 112 | 92 | 17 | 3 |
2727 | It’s been real | 1.2054 | 0.04039 | 112 | 90 | 21 | 1 |
2728 | You knew I was polyamorus | 1.2054 | 0.04233 | 112 | 91 | 19 | 2 |
2729 | Unfortunately, we are Branch Davidians. | 1.2054 | 0.03834 | 112 | 89 | 23 | 0 |
2730 | This vacation is a letdown. | 1.2054 | 0.04233 | 112 | 91 | 19 | 2 |
2731 | Well, at least I'm not the last fall guy. | 1.2054 | 0.04597 | 112 | 93 | 15 | 4 |
2732 | That's not what I had in mind when I asked you to leaf me alone! | 1.2054 | 0.04039 | 112 | 90 | 21 | 1 |
2733 | Oh no - here comes a garbage truck. | 1.2054 | 0.04039 | 112 | 90 | 21 | 1 |
2734 | I take that back. Fall is definitely my least favorite season. | 1.2054 | 0.04597 | 112 | 93 | 15 | 4 |
2735 | No wait! I said heads.....HEADS! | 1.2054 | 0.04419 | 112 | 92 | 17 | 3 |
2736 | ‘You still think Fall is your favourite season?’ | 1.2054 | 0.04233 | 112 | 91 | 19 | 2 |
2737 | I kept trying to tell you that there was NO WAY the white house could provide that kind of protection! | 1.2054 | 0.04039 | 112 | 90 | 21 | 1 |
2738 | There's got to be more than just sprouting, getting old and flying". | 1.2054 | 0.04039 | 112 | 90 | 21 | 1 |
2739 | When I dressed in fall colors, I had no idea. | 1.2054 | 0.04233 | 112 | 91 | 19 | 2 |
2740 | Yeah, you won this time, but I swear next year I'll be last! | 1.2054 | 0.04233 | 112 | 91 | 19 | 2 |
2741 | My friends all warned me not to fall for you. | 1.2054 | 0.04233 | 112 | 91 | 19 | 2 |
2742 | I don't know but everybody yells Geronimo. | 1.2054 | 0.04233 | 112 | 91 | 19 | 2 |
2743 | I never thought I would be the first to leave. | 1.2054 | 0.04233 | 112 | 91 | 19 | 2 |
2744 | My heart will go on, Rose! | 1.2054 | 0.04419 | 112 | 92 | 17 | 3 |
2745 | My Fall is done. See you next Spring. | 1.2054 | 0.04769 | 112 | 94 | 13 | 5 |
2746 | This is a madhouse!” | 1.2054 | 0.04233 | 112 | 91 | 19 | 2 |
2747 | I had fun. Let's try to do this again next year. | 1.2054 | 0.03834 | 112 | 89 | 23 | 0 |
2748 | Remember, I want my remains mulched. | 1.2054 | 0.04597 | 112 | 93 | 15 | 4 |
2749 | Lief, I'm so sorry to be leaving you. | 1.2054 | 0.04769 | 112 | 94 | 13 | 5 |
2750 | All I ever wanted was to not be like everyone else. | 1.2054 | 0.04419 | 112 | 92 | 17 | 3 |
2751 | I was hoping not to leave without you! | 1.2054 | 0.04419 | 112 | 92 | 17 | 3 |
2752 | Remember what Whitman wrote "I stop somewhere waiting for you." | 1.2054 | 0.04039 | 112 | 90 | 21 | 1 |
2753 | Oh boy, looks like I’m falling into a pattern. | 1.2054 | 0.03834 | 112 | 89 | 23 | 0 |
2754 | ...then you turn right onto 3rd St. | 1.2054 | 0.03834 | 112 | 89 | 23 | 0 |
2755 | And away we go! | 1.2054 | 0.04419 | 112 | 92 | 17 | 3 |
2756 | O Henry -- It's up to you now! | 1.2054 | 0.04039 | 112 | 90 | 21 | 1 |
2757 | Let it be recorded in the Autumn Annuals, "I fell for you.' | 1.2054 | 0.04233 | 112 | 91 | 19 | 2 |
2758 | Strange, I'm getting this funny feeling of deja vu... | 1.2054 | 0.04039 | 112 | 90 | 21 | 1 |
2759 | I guess summer vacation's over! | 1.2054 | 0.04233 | 112 | 91 | 19 | 2 |
2760 | See you next Spring! Same tree, same limb | 1.2054 | 0.04419 | 112 | 92 | 17 | 3 |
2761 | Gotta go, I think I left the stove on. | 1.2054 | 0.04039 | 112 | 90 | 21 | 1 |
2762 | I'm going to drift by that window so they can dream of summer kisses. | 1.2054 | 0.04419 | 112 | 92 | 17 | 3 |
2763 | If all your friends jumped off a br... | 1.2054 | 0.04233 | 112 | 91 | 19 | 2 |
2764 | I'm calling a lawyer. | 1.2054 | 0.03834 | 112 | 89 | 23 | 0 |
2765 | Hope to see you in a wreath. Otherwise, I’ll meet you in the compost pile”. | 1.2054 | 0.04419 | 112 | 92 | 17 | 3 |
2766 | It's time to make like a tree and leave. | 1.2054 | 0.04597 | 112 | 93 | 15 | 4 |
2767 | “When breeze comes to blast .... looks like you’ll be last.” | 1.2054 | 0.04419 | 112 | 92 | 17 | 3 |
2768 | Look me up on 'Rakebook'. | 1.2054 | 0.04597 | 112 | 93 | 15 | 4 |
2769 | You win—the oak’s all yours; I just couldn’t bear another one of your ‘leaf’ or ‘fall’ jokes. | 1.2054 | 0.03389 | 112 | 92 | 19 | 1 |
2770 | The party was over a long time ago. Why are we always the last to leave? | 1.2054 | 0.04039 | 112 | 90 | 21 | 1 |
2771 | Goodbye. I must leave you now. | 1.2054 | 0.04233 | 112 | 91 | 19 | 2 |
2772 | With some luck, we'll end up in the same compost. | 1.2054 | 0.04039 | 112 | 90 | 21 | 1 |
2773 | In the larger scheme of things, a compost pile wouldn't be such a bad deal !" | 1.2054 | 0.03834 | 112 | 89 | 23 | 0 |
2774 | This beats a no deal Brexit. | 1.2054 | 0.04233 | 112 | 91 | 19 | 2 |
2775 | Remember, Frankie, we’re leaves, not stays! | 1.2054 | 0.04233 | 112 | 91 | 19 | 2 |
2776 | Sorry Janet. I'm leaving you for a perennial. | 1.2054 | 0.04419 | 112 | 92 | 17 | 3 |
2777 | Tell me - my memory's failing, Are we Falling Leaves or Autumn Leaves? | 1.2054 | 0.04597 | 112 | 93 | 15 | 4 |
2778 | Just don’t think I’ve fallen for you. | 1.2054 | 0.04233 | 112 | 91 | 19 | 2 |
2779 | Ashes to ashes, compost to compost. | 1.2054 | 0.04039 | 112 | 90 | 21 | 1 |
2780 | What a waste. My rent is paid up through the end of the month. | 1.2054 | 0.03834 | 112 | 89 | 23 | 0 |
2781 | Everything doesn’t always have to be your idea. | 1.2054 | 0.04039 | 112 | 90 | 21 | 1 |
2782 | Oh no, the rake said it would be fine, but he said I could just check out what the ground is like, and if I don't like it I can come on back | 1.2054 | 0.04233 | 112 | 91 | 19 | 2 |
2783 | Don't worry...I'll meet you in the compost heap! | 1.2035 | 0.04383 | 113 | 93 | 17 | 3 |
2784 | They herd us up and destroy us in one blow. Call it a “pile”. | 1.2035 | 0.04383 | 113 | 93 | 17 | 3 |
2785 | My stupid therapist said calling it “autumn” would make this easier! | 1.2035 | 0.04007 | 113 | 91 | 21 | 1 |
2786 | My dear Rowen, you’re not the first to fall for me, or the last. | 1.2035 | 0.04199 | 113 | 92 | 19 | 2 |
2787 | Next time I'm coming back as a pine needle! | 1.2035 | 0.04007 | 113 | 91 | 21 | 1 |
2788 | bottomofthepilenearthestreet - see you there! | 1.2035 | 0.04007 | 113 | 91 | 21 | 1 |
2789 | Act like a tree and Leave. | 1.2035 | 0.04383 | 113 | 93 | 17 | 3 |
2790 | It's not that I don't love you. It's that damn photosynthesis. | 1.2035 | 0.04007 | 113 | 91 | 21 | 1 |
2791 | I'm blown away by how much I've enjoyed hanging out with you | 1.2035 | 0.04560 | 113 | 94 | 15 | 4 |
2792 | I thought "make like a tree and leave" was just an saying! | 1.2035 | 0.04199 | 113 | 92 | 19 | 2 |
2793 | I don't want to leave! You mean the world to me! | 1.2035 | 0.03805 | 113 | 90 | 23 | 0 |
2794 | This is no time to hang about! | 1.2035 | 0.04383 | 113 | 93 | 17 | 3 |
2795 | My wish was to join the rest anyway! | 1.2035 | 0.04560 | 113 | 94 |