Contest #682


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682

The winning captions

These captions are chosen by The New Yorker.

  1. “It’s not you. It’s November.”
  2. “I'll wait for you on the car.”
  3. “Seems to me you have problems letting go.”


Name Value
Submission deadline 2019-10-20T23:03:00.000Z
Voting started -
Voting ended 2019-11-04T00:04:00.000Z
Finalists announced 2019-10-28T23:04:00.000Z
Magazine(s) announcing finalists issued November 4, 2019
Number of captions 5549
Number of responses 1124181
Number of participants -


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In this table, the "mean" means the empirically measured average funniness score when the "unfunny", "somewhat funny" and "funny" receive a funniness score of 1, 2, 3 respectively. "Precison" is the standard error of the mean, the standard deviation of the mean estimate. With that, a caption with an empirical mean μ and precision σ has true mean in the range [μ - 2σ, μ + 2σ] with 95% probability by the 68-95-99.7 rule assuming the responses are indepedent and identically distributed.

Rank Caption Mean Precision Total votes "Unfunny" votes "Somewhat funny" votes "Funny" votes
0 I don't mind autumn so much; it's the fall I hate. 2.2621 0.00611 13884 2266 5719 5899
1 Congratulations. You're now the branch manager. 2.0504 0.00700 12512 3539 4806 4167
2 Deciduous? When were you going to tell me 2.0129 0.00701 12364 3679 4848 3837
3 I've led a good life, but now it's time to meet my raker. 2.0047 0.00713 11951 3599 4697 3655
4 I'll wait for you on the car. 2.0046 0.00743 10417 2973 4423 3021
5 You said we’d BOTH go on three! 1.9877 0.00771 9783 2908 4087 2788
6 It’s not you. It’s November. 1.9491 0.00796 9227 2947 3803 2477
7 As usual, you're never ready when it's time to leave. 1.9083 0.00796 9141 3102 3775 2264
8 Seems to me you have problems letting go. 1.8971 0.00728 10474 3509 4537 2428
9 Give me a call when you get to the ground. We'll do mulch. 1.8935 0.00945 6762 2438 2606 1718
10 Here's hoping a leaf blower is what I think it is. 1.8870 0.01013 6497 2572 2087 1838
11 On the bright side, we lasted longer than any member of the current administration! 1.8785 0.01055 5763 2242 1979 1542
12 Sorry to leave you hanging. 1.8693 0.01433 2792 1006 1145 641
13 Aim for the Johnson's yard -- they don't rake. 1.8603 0.00801 8836 3210 3650 1976
14 I heard our branch was letting everyone go but didn't want to believe it. 1.8452 0.00975 5782 2105 2467 1210
15 I don't think you're grasping the gravity of the situation. 1.8416 0.01093 4894 1880 1909 1105
16 Fall! Now I get it! 1.8392 0.00899 7169 2748 2827 1594
17 I’m worried I’ll find you lying in a gutter somewhere. 1.8324 0.01000 5793 2243 2278 1272
18 I told you it was a seasonal position 1.8298 0.00839 7903 2985 3278 1640
19 Whatever happens, at least we're not nuts. 1.8201 0.01118 4674 1860 1795 1019
20 That's why we're called leaves; it's what we do. 1.8034 0.01025 5382 2155 2130 1097
21 I don't want to move to Florida, you said. I'd miss the changing of the seasons, you said. 1.7814 0.01055 5156 2165 1953 1038
22 Kermit was wrong...it was easier being green 1.7635 0.01180 4177 1825 1515 837
23 Nature calls! Gotta go! 1.7560 0.01000 5730 2512 2105 1113
24 ”Don’t be sad. We’ll be buds again in the Spring. 1.7518 0.00980 5867 2572 2183 1112
25 We’ll always have summer. 1.7477 0.00834 7856 3389 3060 1407
26 I've been faking photosynthesis for weeks now. 1.7355 0.01027 5372 2421 1951 1000
27 I love the colors, but I hate the fall. 1.7267 0.01021 5206 2320 1990 896
28 Think of this as not the end, but a leaf of absence. 1.7155 0.01570 2169 976 834 359
29 Let me know if he gets impeached! 1.7074 0.01027 5820 2887 1749 1184
30 I forget... Is it "fall forward" or "fall back?" 1.7041 0.01202 3907 1852 1359 696
31 You never think it's going to happen to you. 1.6983 0.01016 5191 2411 1935 845
32 Now is the autumn of my discontent. 1.6976 0.01137 4322 2059 1511 752
33 Watch this, reverse 3 and a half somersaults with a half twist. 1.6975 0.01134 4318 2052 1523 743
34 If you stay, you'll never amount to mulch. 1.6953 0.01917 1546 746 525 275
35 I asked my mother "What will I be? Will I be compost? Will I be free? Will I be just debris?" 1.6952 0.01159 4367 2150 1398 819
36 I'm falling for you. There, I said it. 1.6946 0.01731 1811 852 660 299
37 The answer, my friend.... 1.6928 0.00974 6137 3020 1982 1135
38 I'm off to the after-leaf. 1.6790 0.01102 4613 2271 1552 790
39 Head for the gutter; you’ll last for years. 1.6757 0.01235 3568 1742 1243 583
40 But how will I know it’s you? 1.6752 0.01057 4861 2374 1695 792
41 I admire your conviction, Walter, but denying season change is not a thing. 1.6630 0.01137 4217 2102 1437 678
42 And now, I'm going to meet my raker. 1.6609 0.01134 4303 2179 1409 715
43 The answer my dear is ”blowing in the wind!” 1.6526 0.01774 1759 898 574 287
44 Call me when you land. 1.6496 0.01378 2680 1316 987 377
45 We had joy, we had fun, we had...well, one season in the sun. 1.6475 0.01485 2366 1181 838 347
46 Seasonal Affective Disorder brings me down every year 1.6437 0.01485 2478 1276 809 393
47 I'm being transferred to a different branch. 1.6409 0.00963 5829 3000 1923 906
48 And my will is in the loose leaf binder. 1.6283 0.01371 2973 1588 902 483
49 Forget the whistleblower, it’s the leaf blower you gotta watch out for! 1.6249 0.01601 2045 1063 686 296
50 Sometimes letting go is the hardest part. 1.6189 0.01478 2149 1070 828 251
51 C'mon! Don't be so indeciduous! 1.6165 0.02123 1163 613 383 167
52 Are you aware of the gravity of this situation? 1.6163 0.01685 1845 973 607 265
53 On 3 - you were supposed to go on 3! 1.6127 0.01334 2822 1466 983 373
54 Perennials, they all act so entitled. 1.6123 0.02391 962 523 289 150
55 I don’t care what Kermit said, it WAS easy being green... 1.6099 0.01215 3527 1874 1155 498
56 No, no -- you're confusing weather with climate. 1.6081 0.02094 1156 608 393 155
57 I hate being the last one to leave. 1.6059 0.01882 1360 701 494 165
58 Best case scenario is we wind up in the same student's art project. 1.6056 0.01286 3055 1612 1036 407
59 Penultimate. Look it up. 1.6023 0.01382 2821 1544 855 422
60 We survived a caterpillar for this?! 1.5946 0.01969 1337 727 425 185
61 I'm gonna go out on a limb and say this is the end. 1.5933 0.01240 3231 1734 1080 417
62 I always thought you would leave me first 1.5910 0.01108 4044 2177 1347 520
63 Quick! Tell me the punchline! 1.5902 0.02020 1264 691 400 173
64 Don't forget to turn off the sap when you leave! 1.5819 0.02074 1160 633 379 148
65 Dammit, Darrel. 1.5719 0.01253 4202 2670 661 871
66 I'm aiming at that convertible and hope to finish up in a nice place in the country." 1.5641 0.01605 1849 1019 617 213
67 You feeling okay? You still look a little green. 1.5566 0.02203 963 533 324 106
68 I said if ever I would leave you, it wouldn't be in Springtime. 1.5521 0.01606 2007 1170 566 271
69 Why is that everyone I meet leaves?! 1.5493 0.02076 1076 601 359 116
70 Oh Frank, it's beautiful......I see a white light, and grandma, and cousin Eddie....." 1.5480 0.01608 2040 1207 548 285
71 The hard part is just letting go. 1.5472 0.01335 2544 1413 870 261
72 But I voted Remain! 1.5464 0.02359 981 591 244 146
73 I told you it wouldn't stop with the acorns. 1.5423 0.02049 1075 601 365 109
74 Calling it autumn is just a form of denial. 1.5421 0.01677 1686 962 534 190
75 Here goes -- I'll see you in the after-leaf! 1.5420 0.01377 2511 1438 786 287
76 My therapist is helping me work through my attachment issues. 1.5415 0.01692 1662 951 522 189
77 'First they came for the maple leaves, and I did not speak out--Because I was not a maple leaf.' 1.5344 0.01833 1510 898 417 195
78 Hurry up Martha; before all the good spots are taken. 1.5340 0.01524 2030 1172 632 226
79 It’s not you. I’ve changed. 1.5320 0.01542 1968 1136 617 215
80 I'm sorry; I just snapped. 1.5295 0.02375 848 496 255 97
81 What do you mean you changed your mind?! 1.5259 0.01625 1776 1037 544 195
82 I'm ending it all. I just heard someone say I was the color of Trump. 1.5226 0.02045 1259 775 310 174
83 Guess this is what it's like to be a Trump adviser. 1.5215 0.02507 792 477 217 98
84 I hate to see us fall apart, but I need to be the one that leaves. 1.5210 0.01558 1950 1152 580 218
85 We're leaves. We can't stay. 1.5189 0.01564 1902 1120 577 205
86 I'll never forget the way you rustled! 1.5189 0.01836 1405 833 415 157
87 We’ve both changed, Helen. That’s why I have to leave. 1.5181 0.01577 1901 1130 558 213
88 I’m heading to Vermont where at least I’ll be appreciated. 1.5170 0.01929 1263 749 375 139
89 Sorry, I just have attachment issues. 1.5167 0.01591 1798 1061 548 189
90 It was nice hanging out with you. 1.5158 0.01641 1611 928 535 148
91 It’s not about letting go, it’s about letting the wind take you places you have never been. 1.5133 0.01981 1169 691 356 122
92 It was a fun summer but I have attachment issues. 1.5127 0.01623 1734 1024 531 179
93 After all that photosynthesis,I can’t believe we are being let go! 1.5108 0.01728 1484 869 472 143
94 Did you realize the gravity of our situation? 1.5092 0.01678 1638 977 488 173
95 I just pray they're baggers, not burners. 1.5077 0.02519 713 423 218 72
96 We’re going to amount to mulch 1.5071 0.01747 1552 941 436 175
97 Winter? I'm pretty discontent now. 1.5067 0.02538 744 452 207 85
98 I know I’m not a tree and this isn’t a forest, but let me know if you hear anything when I fall. 1.5062 0.01996 1207 735 333 139
99 I just want you to know this has been the best 6 months of my life 1.5060 0.02659 668 404 190 74
100 'Autumn' doesn't quite capture the existential dread of this moment. 1.5059 0.02360 842 508 242 92
101 Thanks Harry. You have a great Fall too. 1.4988 0.01841 1295 771 402 122
102 My goal is to get into a kindergarten show and tell 1.4968 0.02094 1087 670 294 123
103 Hang tough until the snow and really piss them off." 1.4965 0.02375 852 527 227 98
104 Well this blows. 1.4870 0.02079 1080 671 292 117
105 Remember, aim for that spot right where the hood meets the windshield 1.4861 0.02286 897 559 240 98
106 Detached? I’ll show you detached! 1.4836 0.02070 1038 637 300 101
107 Everyone leaves 1.4835 0.01985 1123 688 327 108
108 As usual, you are going to let me take the fall. 1.4829 0.02037 1052 642 312 98
109 Gonna drift by a window. 1.4822 0.02110 1122 721 261 140
110 Ah, fall. I get it now. 1.4811 0.02011 1087 667 317 103
111 I hope there's an after-leaf! 1.4775 0.02115 1001 622 280 99
112 Seriously, do you not know what deciduous means? 1.4773 0.02045 1033 634 305 94
113 Don't look surprised you knew how this was going to end. 1.4770 0.02034 1044 641 308 95
114 I hope to reincarnate as an Evergreen. 1.4752 0.02717 625 394 165 66
115 It's over. We've changed. 1.4750 0.03067 440 267 137 36
116 Dude......delete my browser history! 1.4719 0.02466 784 503 192 89
117 First I change colors...and now this? 1.4719 0.02072 977 599 295 83
118 Shoot for the Wilson's. They never rake. 1.4710 0.02140 930 574 274 82
119 Storm the lawn. They can't rake all of us! 1.4699 0.02123 947 586 277 84
120 You’re late, as usual. 1.4663 0.02164 905 562 264 79
121 Face it, baby. The chlorophyll is gone. 1.4657 0.02374 773 485 216 72
122 I guess this makes you the new branch manager. 1.4644 0.02535 661 412 191 58
123 I'm not leaving you, I'm falling for you. 1.4624 0.02325 852 548 214 90
124 I'll see you on the street. 1.4623 0.02241 861 542 240 79
125 I’m leaving you Doris. It was only a summer fling. 1.4622 0.02257 859 548 227 84
126 My tine has come. 1.4611 0.02624 848 599 107 142
127 I'm not falling, I'm descending into old age gracefully. 1.4604 0.02196 845 523 255 67
128 Oh well, nature calls. 1.4576 0.02954 507 324 134 49
129 Never let go, Rose. 1.4567 0.02292 808 510 227 71
130 You're the last leaf on the tree. You deserve a bough. 1.4565 0.02333 804 513 215 76
131 I'm coming back as an evergreen. 1.4561 0.02236 798 494 244 60
132 Who the hell could possibly make a song out of this? 1.4545 0.02355 803 517 207 79
133 Good luck Mr. Pence. 1.4544 0.02427 779 507 190 82
134 And I was just getting the hang of it... 1.4541 0.02524 654 412 187 55
135 Meet me at the Henderson's. They don't mulch. 1.4540 0.02245 793 493 240 60
136 You are right - we should have tried stem cell therapy. 1.4538 0.02663 650 424 157 69
137 It's like a ride share, but the city picks you up. 1.4528 0.02391 731 462 207 62
138 Well Rustle, it was fun shooting the breeze, but it's time for me to leaf. 1.4523 0.02359 745 470 213 62
139 I've changed, we both have. 1.4505 0.02345 748 472 215 61
140 You need to learn to let go 1.4487 0.02358 731 461 212 58
141 Wow, Branch Manager in under a year! 1.4482 0.02391 734 468 203 63
142 I'm hoping for burial in a compost heap rather than cremation. 1.4480 0.02428 741 479 192 70
143 And I thought it was hard being green. 1.4480 0.02367 741 471 208 62
144 Fall already? I just got tan! 1.4478 0.02368 737 468 208 61
145 Looks like I have to be the fall guy. 1.4460 0.02374 713 450 208 55
146 I just can’t date a climate change denier. 1.4431 0.02455 686 439 190 57
147 Look, they don't call this season "Hold!" 1.4425 0.02487 687 444 182 61
148 It's one small leaf for man,one giant mess for mankind. 1.4425 0.02517 669 432 178 59
149 Do you think people know we do this alphabetically, Zyggy? 1.4423 0.02516 676 438 177 61
150 We tried - but these May to December romances fall apart around October. 1.4417 0.02495 677 437 181 59
151 Frankly, I'm embarrassed to be orange. 1.4410 0.02595 669 442 159 68
152 There’s a rumor they’re closing down the branch. 1.4407 0.02476 674 433 185 56
153 Beat this. A half gainer with a full twist. 1.4405 0.02499 672 434 180 58
154 Horrible timing, eh? Now we'll never find out if he got impeached. 1.4395 0.02632 653 433 153 67
155 Why do I have to be the fall guy? 1.4380 0.02446 653 414 192 47
156 Well, my friend, I'm off to find out if the answer really is just blowin' in the wind. 1.4380 0.02531 653 423 174 56
157 Remember, you promised Mom you won’t end up in the gutter. 1.4360 0.02643 594 385 159 50
158 No - honestly, I’m falling for you. 1.4357 0.02543 638 413 172 53
159 It's been arboreal! 1.4357 0.02533 645 418 173 54
160 To infinity, and the lawn! 1.4353 0.02650 634 421 150 63
161 Will you finally admit that photosynthesis was not some wacky conspiracy theory? 1.4351 0.03224 439 294 99 46
162 I don’t think you appreciate the gravity of the situation. 1.4346 0.02541 635 411 172 52
163 I slept with your sister. 1.4344 0.02981 511 342 116 53
164 Remember to set the clock back! 1.4344 0.02623 617 404 158 55
165 You sure? Everyone's going to be there! 1.4327 0.02541 617 397 173 47
166 Sure, the colors are nice, but what did I really achieve? 1.4327 0.02682 557 359 155 43
167 I should have moisturized!! 1.4323 0.02573 613 397 167 49
168 Oh crap. You win. 1.4323 0.02633 620 409 154 57
169 So you know the drill. Once this anal idiot has raked us all up you fall. 1.4322 0.02757 597 401 134 62
170 This isn't what I had in mind when I said I was falling for you! 1.4304 0.02640 611 408 145 58
171 Come on, we're half in the bag already. 1.4304 0.03022 460 302 118 40
172 Spring will be such a releaf 1.4302 0.02605 609 398 160 51
173 I'm just not as strong as you Bob, I just have to do what everyone else is doing. 1.4300 0.02548 607 391 171 45
174 I am not afraid of the fall, It is the leafblower that I am terrified of. 1.4295 0.02491 596 377 182 37
175 This is where I leave you. 1.4295 0.02548 603 388 171 44
176 I've always preferred the word autumn. 1.4293 0.02597 601 391 162 48
177 So much for your theory about drinking six glasses of water a day. 1.4290 0.02646 599 394 153 52
178 At some point in life, we all have to just let go. 1.4261 0.02541 582 372 172 38
179 Oh no, this is premature evacuation 1.4260 0.02819 554 372 128 54
180 I told you everybody suddenly turning orange wasn't a good sign. 1.4258 0.02603 573 370 162 41
181 I guess those coniferous bastards will have the last laugh now. 1.4250 0.02772 567 380 133 54
182 No, really, it was an honor to serve in your Administration! 1.4231 0.02879 553 378 116 59
183 This place is dead anyway. 1.4227 0.02728 563 374 140 49
184 I guess that makes ME the new Secretary of Homeland Security. 1.4219 0.02795 557 375 129 53
185 Seasons change and so did—AAH! 1.4216 0.02731 555 368 140 47
186 Stay golden, bro. 1.4216 0.02622 555 359 158 38
187 I hung around for as long as I could. 1.4212 0.02738 546 361 140 45
188 Wait...What do you mean, 'I look rakish' 1.4210 0.02720 544 358 143 43
189 I think that’s my Uber. 1.4185 0.02720 540 356 142 42
190 I didn't realize that I would end up the fall guy! 1.4160 0.02724 524 344 142 38
191 Well, screw you, tree, and the acorn you rode in on. 1.4155 0.02864 515 347 122 46
192 We had joy, we had fun, we had a season in the sun. 1.4149 0.02715 511 333 144 34
193 It's ok.Just try to compost yourself. 1.4144 0.02854 514 346 123 45
194 I hope I land face up 1.4130 0.02760 506 333 137 36
195 This is the last time I explain inevitably to you. 1.4128 0.02858 499 334 124 41
196 So long pal, it's been a breeze. 1.4119 0.02806 505 336 130 39
197 Remember- Tuck and Roll! 1.4119 0.02847 505 339 124 42
198 Would it be too ironic to shout 'Geronimo' on Columbus Day? 1.4115 0.02964 503 346 107 50
199 Don’t be sad. We knew we were going out on a limb with this relationship. 1.4094 0.02845 491 328 125 38
200 I just want to feel more grounded. 1.4086 0.02755 487 319 137 31
201 I want to be raked, not blown. 1.4085 0.02912 492 334 115 43
202 I'll be waiting on the car. 1.4083 0.02964 480 327 110 43
203 Just remember....I don't want to be cremated! 1.4082 0.03294 365 244 93 28
204 I think I understand now, why you said you felt detached. 1.4079 0.02883 478 320 121 37
205 Hope falls eternal. 1.4079 0.02890 478 323 116 39
206 We used to be buds! 1.4079 0.02892 483 325 119 39
207 In the end, everyone leaves. 1.4076 0.02936 476 322 114 40
208 See, I told you there's a reason it's called Fall. 1.4064 0.02821 470 310 129 31
209 Big deal. So you're the last ! You know what they say about pride, don't you ? 1.4056 0.03355 392 272 81 39
210 I know I should be all like, 'Wheeee', but I'm more like 'Meh.' 1.4046 0.03524 351 243 74 34
211 The wind is from the south so let's go with Evacuation Plan B--meet on the front porch steps. 1.4030 0.02810 464 306 129 29
212 I'm heading for his wiper blade. It's my only chance to see the world. 1.4022 0.02953 450 303 113 34
213 Depending on where you land, this conversation is not over. 1.4019 0.03021 413 275 110 28
214 They were right, we ARE going to end up on the street! 1.4015 0.03239 391 267 91 33
215 Nature calls. I really gotta go. 1.4013 0.02876 456 304 121 31
216 I can’t believe you’re leaving me hanging like this! 1.4013 0.02909 456 306 117 33
217 Before I go, I should confess I've photosynthesized with your sister. 1.4009 0.03080 454 315 96 43
218 Clear my Search history 1.3991 0.02981 436 294 110 32
219 Well, I hope you find that car with a Florida license plate. 1.3984 0.03309 379 261 85 33
220 Looks like you're the last one in the administration ... remember: stall. obfuscate,attack,repeat. 1.3982 0.03055 442 304 100 38
221 We are both going down, no matter what you think. 1.3982 0.02953 442 298 112 32
222 It's not a phase, mom. 1.3982 0.02900 442 295 118 29
223 Yeah I'm free, I'm free fallin' 1.3982 0.02987 442 300 108 34
224 I'd be safe and warm if I was in L.A. 1.3977 0.03013 440 300 105 35
225 Aim for the hedge, they can't rake there. 1.3977 0.02979 440 298 109 33
226 You'll love it, all our friends are there. 1.3973 0.02863 438 290 122 26
227 Delete my browser history! 1.3973 0.03040 438 300 102 36
228 Been great hanging with you! See you in the compost heap? 1.3968 0.02944 436 293 113 30
229 Look, we're leaves. That's what we do. 1.3968 0.02997 436 296 107 33
230 I don’t want to be composted without you 1.3968 0.02962 436 294 111 31
231 Ch-ch-ch-ch-changes... 1.3963 0.02935 434 291 114 29
232 All things orange must come to an end - like autumn leaves and awful presidents. 1.3963 0.03111 434 301 94 39
233 Well, I’m gonna hit the road. 1.3958 0.02962 432 291 111 30
234 Now I know what you meant when you said it was going to be a long fall. 1.3953 0.02897 430 286 118 26
235 Well this is what I've been telling you since April. 1.3953 0.03508 339 235 74 30
236 Wish me luck. Gonna try for the front porch. 1.3944 0.02857 426 281 122 23
237 Are you coming to the Fall reunion? 1.3943 0.02918 421 280 116 25
238 I always hoped I'd go first. 1.3939 0.02865 424 280 121 23
239 I thought you said on three? 1.3934 0.03045 422 288 102 32
240 If ever I would leave you it would have to be in autumn. 1.3929 0.03073 420 288 99 33
241 Mulch obliged. 1.3929 0.03073 420 288 99 33
242 Don't worry, we'll be together again in a little pile. 1.3929 0.03110 420 290 95 35
243 Don't forget-bend at the knees. 1.3923 0.03064 418 286 100 32
244 One great leaf for mankind 1.3923 0.02950 418 280 112 26
245 I want to be red and I want to lie around on the ground– what's not to understand? 1.3923 0.02954 413 276 112 25
246 I want to come back as a pine needle. 1.3918 0.03036 416 283 103 30
247 I'm going for the windshield. Meet me there. 1.3918 0.02998 416 281 107 28
248 Tell my acorns I love them. 1.3913 0.03026 414 281 104 29
249 Looks like I'm leaving. 1.3913 0.02997 414 282 103 29
250 Gonna see what all the fuss is... I'll be right back. 1.3912 0.03384 363 253 78 32
251 Its crunch time. 1.3897 0.03172 408 284 89 35
252 Don't worry--the fall is FAKE NEWS. 1.3897 0.03133 408 282 93 33
253 Why? The answer my friend is blowin' in the wind. 1.3888 0.02960 409 282 98 29
254 Don't fall for anyone else. 1.3881 0.02877 402 265 118 19
255 You were dead inside, anyway. 1.3875 0.03055 400 272 101 27
256 I hate this part, soooo literal. 1.3871 0.03870 279 196 58 25
257 Sorry, I just can't handle watching another Democratic debate. 1.3864 0.03157 396 274 91 31
258 Other than this, it really is my favorite season. 1.3858 0.03064 394 268 100 26
259 Didn't you hear? They're closing our branch. 1.3858 0.03127 394 271 94 29
260 Remember, top of the Empire State Building, six months from now. 1.3858 0.03127 394 271 94 29
261 It's no use. I'm leaving. 1.3852 0.03116 392 269 95 28
262 It could be worse. Remember what happened to the acorn yesterday? 1.3848 0.03037 395 268 102 25
263 I always thought you would go first! 1.3846 0.03105 390 267 96 27
264 Watch me stick this landing. 1.3846 0.03148 390 269 92 29
265 If you make another "fall" pun, I swear to God I'll throw myself from this tree. 1.3846 0.03127 390 268 94 28
266 Please don't quote Ecclesiastes. 1.3834 0.03253 386 271 82 33
267 So… now that we’re finally alo— 1.3834 0.03232 386 270 84 32
268 Farewell! I'm off to meet my Raker. 1.3830 0.03194 389 271 87 31
269 My therapist said it's time to let go. 1.3830 0.03046 376 253 102 21
270 We both knew this was just a May October romance anyway. 1.3828 0.03071 384 261 99 24
271 I want to get down there before the best spots are all taken! 1.3828 0.03027 384 259 103 22
272 Sorry Mr President, I've decided to testify. 1.3828 0.03264 384 270 81 33
273 Don’t act so surprised. You know we’ve both changed. 1.3828 0.03049 384 260 101 23
274 Joyce Kilmer never mentioned this! 1.3822 0.03037 382 258 102 22
275 But all the leaves are brown and the sky is grey! How will you find me? 1.3816 0.03158 380 262 91 27
276 I'm going to meet the Grim Sweeper. 1.3816 0.03092 380 259 97 24
277 My ambition is scrapbook, but I'll end up compost. 1.3815 0.03922 270 191 55 24
278 I told you eating all that kale was a waste of time. 1.3810 0.03191 378 262 88 28
279 Good luck with your attachment issues. 1.3810 0.03102 378 258 96 24
280 Retirement feels different than I imagined! 1.3797 0.03077 374 254 98 22
281 Sorry, babe, but I gotta go where the wind takes me. 1.3794 0.03105 369 251 96 22
282 Remember, don’t buy annuities. 1.3793 0.03083 377 257 97 23
283 Why didn’t they tell us about this when we were buds? 1.3787 0.03207 375 261 86 28
284 Let's face it, it was just a Summer thing. 1.3784 0.03214 370 257 86 27
285 You never think it'll happen to you. 1.3777 0.03060 368 249 99 20
286 It's a reverse triple somersault with a double twist. 1.3777 0.03225 368 256 85 27
287 This is why it's called Fall, Phil. 1.3777 0.03156 368 253 91 24
288 We were together all summer! And then a little headwind comes along and you blow me off. 1.3770 0.03095 366 249 96 21
289 What more can I say, Helen? Seasons change. 1.3770 0.03046 366 247 100 19
290 Okay I lied, we're not Evergreens. 1.3770 0.03143 366 251 92 23
291 This is why I prefer the term "autumn." 1.3764 0.03251 356 247 84 25
292 and now I’m off to meet my raker 1.3764 0.03226 356 246 86 24
293 But all my friends are jumping, Mom! 1.3760 0.03027 367 250 97 20
294 Don't be so in-deciduous! 1.3757 0.03213 354 244 87 23
295 I never got to show you my true colors... 1.3757 0.03238 354 245 85 24
296 This is actually the fun part. It’s the rake you need to worry about. 1.3757 0.03188 354 243 89 22
297 Let's do mulch sometime. 1.3757 0.03238 354 245 85 24
298 That's it! I'm leaving. 1.3757 0.03188 354 243 89 22
299 To sway ... perchance to fall! Aye! There's the rub! 1.3757 0.03201 354 246 84 24
300 No! I'm not ready to meet my raker! 1.3757 0.03263 354 246 83 25
301 I'm blown away! LITERALLY... blown away... 1.3757 0.03086 354 239 97 18
302 Sorry, but you’re way too clingy. 1.3757 0.03237 362 252 84 26
303 Well no actually, fall is not my favorite season. 1.3743 0.03088 358 243 96 19
304 I always said I'd go skydiving before I died. 1.3740 0.03217 361 251 85 25
305 But you said you were falling for me! 1.3736 0.03124 356 243 93 20
306 I'm leaving you, I'm falling for someone more grounded. 1.3736 0.03299 348 243 80 25
307 LIMERICK: A little oak leaf named Jaker, Was rattled last night in a shaker From the tree he was shed. The last words that he said, "I'm off to meet the Grim Raker" 1.3728 0.03286 346 241 81 24
308 So much for the Green New Deal. 1.3728 0.03129 346 235 93 18
309 I hear Warren has a plan for this. 1.3728 0.03411 346 246 71 29
310 It was deciduous, Larry. The whole time it was deciduous! 1.3728 0.03235 346 239 85 22
311 Remember. Catch southeast winds, meet top floor Empire State Building in six months 1.3726 0.03397 314 217 77 20
312 You'll find me down there. How many talking leaves can there be? 1.3703 0.03303 343 240 79 24
313 I always knew you'd leaf me. 1.3703 0.03251 343 238 83 22
314 Wait. I can't hear you. You're breaking off....... 1.3695 0.03367 341 241 74 26
315 I always thought you’’d be the one to go first. 1.3695 0.03263 341 237 82 22
316 Well, I didn't know that turning over a new leaf meant this. 1.3695 0.03210 341 235 86 20
317 OK, so I lied. We ARE deciduous - on my Mother's side. 1.3687 0.03302 339 237 79 23
318 Oh I get it now- that’s why it’s called fall 1.3687 0.03221 339 234 85 20
319 I'll never leave y....never mind! 1.3687 0.03328 339 238 77 24
320 I'm leafing you, Henry. 1.3680 0.03094 337 238 78 21
321 I guess I'll soon know if there is an afterleaf. 1.3680 0.03314 337 236 78 23
322 I'm falling, and I can't get back up! 1.3672 0.03273 335 233 81 21
323 Eighteen billion leaves can't be wrong! 1.3672 0.03245 335 232 83 20
324 Glad I hung on until they passed the No Leaf Burning Ordinance. 1.3664 0.03201 333 229 86 18
325 There's my Uber 1.3664 0.03340 333 234 76 23
326 I don't care what you say, 57 billion other leaves can't be wrong! 1.3647 0.03338 329 231 76 22
327 Fall?! I was pushed! 1.3639 0.03379 327 231 73 23
328 I’m surprised we hung around this long. 1.3639 0.03461 327 234 67 26
329 Oh, snap! 1.3636 0.03350 319 223 76 20
330 Aim for the pick-up with Florida plates! 1.3636 0.03290 319 221 80 18
331 Hopefully we end up in the same bag! 1.3631 0.03220 325 224 84 17
332 I so wanted to see Trump get impeached before I went... 1.3631 0.03503 314 224 66 24
333 Crunch time! 1.3625 0.03482 309 219 68 22
334 Falling is easy. Comedy is hard. 1.3622 0.03377 323 228 73 22
335 Nat King Cole made this whole thing sound so romantic. 1.3622 0.03320 323 226 77 20
336 My dermatologist recommended exfoliation. 1.3622 0.03377 323 228 73 22
337 Winter, Spring, Summer, Cling? It's called Fall for a reason, Maureen. 1.3619 0.03376 315 221 74 20
338 I told you I was leaving in the fall 1.3616 0.03384 318 224 73 21
339 My therapist says you need to learn to let go. 1.3616 0.03354 318 223 75 20
340 Stop telling everyone to "have a good fall", Jerry. 1.3614 0.03419 321 228 70 23
341 It's okay, I believe in decomposition. 1.3614 0.03274 321 223 80 18
342 Well, it was nice hangin' together. 1.3614 0.03214 321 221 84 16
343 Don't worry, I'll take the fall. 1.3614 0.03333 321 225 76 20
344 We're all getting together later. 1.3614 0.03333 321 225 76 20
345 Life's a beech, then you die. 1.3614 0.03419 321 228 70 23
346 Please God -- let us come back on an evergreen. 1.3614 0.03214 321 221 84 16
347 What do you mean, do it gracefully? 1.3610 0.03450 313 222 69 22
348 Sorry to leave you hanging but I've got to go. 1.3610 0.03420 313 221 71 21
349 Screw the Golden Years, Lila! 1.3610 0.03450 313 222 69 22
350 I'm leaving you for more colorful and down to earth friends. 1.3610 0.03479 313 223 67 23
351 You were adopted 1.3607 0.03542 305 218 64 23
352 If I land on the car, you owe me twenty bucks. 1.3607 0.03481 305 216 68 21
353 They say it’s the most severe type of seasonal affective disorder. 1.3607 0.03511 305 217 66 22
354 Two leaf or not to leaf; that is the question 1.3599 0.03528 314 226 63 25
355 Who knows maybe we’ll meet again in some pile, somewhere. 1.3592 0.03478 309 220 67 22
356 And you said the golden years will be the best." 1.3592 0.03417 309 218 71 20
357 I'll try and find us a spot on the sidewalk, but no promises. 1.3581 0.03219 310 213 83 14
358 Double or nothing, I bet you I land on the car. 1.3581 0.03377 310 218 73 19
359 My stem cell therapy failed. 1.3581 0.03616 310 226 57 27
360 Shall we join the others? 1.3571 0.03296 308 214 78 16
361 But mom, everyone else is doing it. 1.3571 0.03422 308 218 70 20
362 So much for the Golden Years. 1.3569 0.03368 311 219 73 19
363 I don’t care if you ground me, Mom. Everybody else is going! 1.3553 0.03256 304 210 80 14
364 See you on the street. 1.3547 0.03513 296 211 65 20
365 You've changed. I'm leaving. 1.3543 0.03496 302 216 65 21
366 This isn’t the end: I’m gonna be the star of some kid’s fall collage. 1.3543 0.03400 302 213 71 18
367 I'm voting Green this time. 1.3543 0.03368 302 212 73 17
368 Hang on Jimmy, I'm going for help! 1.3542 0.03545 288 205 64 19
369 This is when I wish I was born a pine needle. 1.3541 0.03441 305 217 68 20
370 Be glad that it's fall ... usually these cartoons are strictly black & white 1.3541 0.03441 305 217 68 20
371 Rake me when it's over 1.3533 0.03479 300 214 66 20
372 Gotta go. I see my Uber. 1.3533 0.03348 300 210 74 16
373 On the bright side, at least they don't burn us anymore. 1.3527 0.03442 292 206 69 17
374 That new moisturizer seems to be working for you. 1.3527 0.03476 292 207 67 18
375 Tell the acorn I’m nuts about him! 1.3527 0.03442 292 206 69 17
376 They named an entire season after this. Make it count! 1.3517 0.03422 290 204 70 16
377 "May the road rise up to meet you." 1.3515 0.03663 293 214 55 24
378 Of all the seasons to fall in love 1.3515 0.03466 293 208 67 18
379 I flit, I float, I fleetly flee - I fly! 1.3514 0.03475 296 211 66 19
380 I see now that I’ve misjudged you for moisturizing. 1.3514 0.03475 296 211 66 19
381 This blows. 1.3514 0.03375 296 208 72 16
382 Well...this is it. Ashes to ashes, mulch to mulch 1.3507 0.03471 288 204 67 17
383 I hope I stick the landing. 1.3500 0.03536 280 199 64 17
384 It was a pleasure hanging out with you! 1.3486 0.03337 284 200 70 14
385 Aw no! Just when I start to tan. 1.3484 0.03545 287 206 62 19
386 I'm going to meet my raker! 1.3484 0.03746 287 212 50 25
387 I’ll try not to start composting until you get there.” 1.3484 0.03221 287 197 80 10
388 I thought going green would save us. 1.3484 0.03613 287 208 58 21
389 I think this qualifies as fashionably late. 1.3484 0.03296 287 199 76 12
390 I should go... tree's a crowd. 1.3484 0.03476 287 204 66 17
391 Oh come on, everybody’s doing it. 1.3475 0.03516 282 201 64 17
392 What I'll miss are the youthful pleasures, like photosynthesis. 1.3475 0.03369 282 197 72 13
393 Pride goeth. 1.3474 0.03526 285 204 63 18
394 I can't hang with you anymore, I'm getting grounded 1.3474 0.03383 285 200 71 14
395 In my next life I want to be an evergreen. 1.3474 0.03490 285 203 65 17
396 It's not you - it's me. I'm just feeling rakish. 1.3474 0.03455 285 202 67 16
397 Come on, it’s a breeze! 1.3463 0.03469 283 201 66 16
398 It's okay, we do this every year. 1.3463 0.03433 283 200 68 15
399 I feel like we're drifting apart. 1.3463 0.03469 283 201 66 16
400 We'll always be buds. 1.3463 0.03284 283 196 76 11
401 It’s better to have leaved and lost than never to have leaved at all. 1.3463 0.03576 283 204 60 19
402 They say the rake up is the hardest part. 1.3462 0.03445 286 203 67 16
403 Help, I'm falling and I can't get up. 1.3462 0.03550 286 206 61 19
404 It's only scary if you're yellow. 1.3462 0.03409 286 202 69 15
405 . . . and so to a rake's progress. 1.3462 0.03445 286 203 67 16
406 It’s time for me to branch out. 1.3455 0.03498 275 195 65 15
407 We both knew it was a May-October relationship. 1.3452 0.03627 281 204 57 20
408 I saw it coming, but I'm still blown away. 1.3452 0.03335 281 196 73 12
409 But anyway . . . , to make a long story short . . . . 1.3452 0.03521 281 201 63 17
410 You stay alive! You hear me? Whatever happens you stay alive! 1.3452 0.03521 281 201 63 17
411 I stayed with you as long as I could. 1.3452 0.03484 281 200 65 16
412 I'm being let go. I'll let you know where I land. 1.3452 0.03335 281 196 73 12
413 I'd like to come back as an evergreen. 1.3451 0.03566 284 205 60 19
414 Man, I hate to leave you hanging like this, but I gotta hit the road. 1.3443 0.03606 244 171 62 11
415 Iiiiiiiiieeeeeeiiiiii will always love yoooooooooooou! 1.3442 0.03525 276 197 63 16
416 Bagged or burned, I don’t care, I just don’t want to be blown down the block by some guy with a giant hair dryer.” 1.3442 0.03671 276 201 55 20
417 Looks like my ride's here. 1.3441 0.03536 279 200 62 17
418 Remember I want to be cremated,not raked. 1.3440 0.03474 282 201 65 16
419 But Mr President, I did say I'd stay only as long as there was some hope of your re-election. 1.3432 0.03717 271 198 53 20
420 Wow, freefall! Now I know what Rudy Giuliani must feel like. 1.3431 0.03724 274 201 52 21
421 And worst of all, they don't rake, they mow. 1.3431 0.03464 274 194 66 14
422 Time to hit the road. 1.3431 0.03346 274 191 72 11
423 Hurry, spots are filling up quickly! 1.3430 0.03514 277 198 63 16
424 You’re grounding me? 1.3430 0.03624 277 201 57 19
425 Based on the wind direction and velocity, I should be at First and Elm when you jump. 1.3429 0.03358 280 199 67 14
426 So why am I the fall guy? 1.3429 0.03863 245 178 50 17
427 Before you fall, Mom said you're adopted. 1.3422 0.03794 263 193 50 20
428 It's not fair. I changed. 1.3411 0.03385 258 179 70 9
429 I can't hang with you any more. 1.3408 0.03314 267 185 73 9
430 Page 424 - 'Moby Dick' - find me! 1.3407 0.03648 270 196 56 18
431 It would be a lot more empowering if they called it "Leap," instead of "Fall," 1.3407 0.03685 270 197 54 19
432 You'll give in. You resisted social media for a while, too. 1.3407 0.03533 270 193 62 15
433 I always knew the tree loved you the most. 1.3407 0.03648 270 196 56 18
434 Yeah I'm FREE.....Freeeefallllliinnnnn 1.3407 0.03610 270 195 58 17
435 You are the Branch Manager now, Goldie. 1.3407 0.03533 270 193 62 15
436 Hell no, we won't go! 1.3407 0.03454 270 191 66 13
437 Hey, I thought you said we’d BOTH jump on three! 1.3407 0.03414 270 190 68 12
438 The Wright brothers first flight lasted 59 seconds ... I know I can beat that. 1.3396 0.03509 268 191 63 14
439 O.K., you win "Last to Fall", but I've still got a shot at "Last to Decay". 1.3396 0.03665 268 195 55 18
440 Oh no! I always thought Mother Nature would make an exception in my case! 1.3396 0.03665 268 195 55 18
441 Better this than The Very Hungry Caterpillar! 1.3396 0.03509 268 191 63 14
442 I didn’t think we’d ever fall apart! 1.3396 0.03469 268 190 65 13
443 We’ve both changed. 1.3396 0.03469 268 190 65 13
444 Always the nonconformist! 1.3396 0.03509 268 191 63 14
445 You said gravity was a theory! 1.3396 0.03509 268 191 63 14
446 It’s not the impact that kills you. It’s the Fall. 1.3396 0.03428 268 189 67 12
447 Well, Charlie, I guess you’re the last one left from this branch of the family. 1.3385 0.03701 260 189 54 17
448 They never tell you what happens when the sap stops flowing! 1.3384 0.03551 263 188 61 14
449 I’ll probably just fall for some rake. 1.3383 0.03484 266 189 64 13
450 Frankly Scarlett, I don't give a damn! 1.3383 0.03682 266 194 54 18
451 Keep your mind - and yourself - out of the gutter. 1.3383 0.03682 266 194 54 18
452 I swear if you say 'have a nice trip; see you next fall' we're no longer friends. 1.3383 0.03682 266 194 54 18
453 I've known you for less than a year and I think I'm falling for you! 1.3383 0.03564 266 191 60 15
454 Oh no! You're right! Fall is more descriptive than Autumn. 1.3383 0.03524 266 190 62 14
455 It started out as a little dryness in my T-zone. 1.3372 0.03648 261 189 56 16
456 Leave. 1.3359 0.03706 259 189 53 17
457 You blew me away! 1.3359 0.03825 259 192 47 20
458 It's okay. I believe in an afterleaf. 1.3359 0.03498 259 184 63 12
459 Well, I guess you won. 1.3359 0.03746 259 190 51 18
460 I've fallen for you 1.3359 0.03677 262 191 54 17
461 FOR ONCE, COULDN'T YOU JUST GO WITH THE FLOW.. 1.3359 0.03514 262 187 62 13
462 It's been a wonderful six months. I hope you can hang on. 1.3359 0.03472 262 186 64 12
463 Oh c’mon Phil, everybody’s doing it. 1.3359 0.03472 262 186 64 12
464 Be brave Harold, you may get picked up and become part of a seasonal centerpiece. 1.3359 0.03343 262 183 70 9
465 This isn't what I meant when I said feel myself falling for you. 1.3359 0.03596 262 189 58 15
466 You promised we’d leave together! 1.3359 0.03430 262 185 66 11
467 I'm having trouble being existential about this. 1.3359 0.03555 262 188 60 14
468 Fall is my least favorite season. 1.3359 0.03387 262 184 68 10
469 I hope you fall near me so we get swept up together. 1.3359 0.03555 262 188 60 14
470 Fall, Foliage! 1.3359 0.03555 262 188 60 14
471 When I get settled you should really come over. 1.3359 0.03514 262 187 62 13
472 Well, maybe next time, I'll be coniferous. 1.3359 0.03514 262 187 62 13
473 Suddenly I've come to realize that the climate may be changing. 1.3359 0.03555 262 188 60 14
474 I'll let the others know you'll be down soon. 1.3348 0.03647 233 165 58 10
475 Nice hanging with you... 1.3346 0.03514 257 183 62 12
476 It's time to find out what happens after the fall. 1.3346 0.03426 257 181 66 10
477 ...but I'll miss you most of all, my darling, whennn..! 1.3346 0.03625 263 191 56 16
478 Looks like you win the tree! 1.3346 0.03743 263 194 50 19
479 I hope in my next life I end up on an evergreen. 1.3346 0.03665 263 192 54 17
480 I'll never go out on a limb for you again. 1.3346 0.03503 263 188 62 13
481 This is the last day to use my skydiving Groupon. 1.3346 0.03585 263 190 58 15
482 Well, whaddya know. I guess it IS the fall that kills ya. 1.3346 0.03665 263 192 54 17
483 It's sad that our fall comes just when our color peaks. 1.3346 0.03503 263 188 62 13
484 Race you to the bottom! 1.3333 0.03782 255 188 49 18
485 Hey!! I thought we were letting go 'on three'? 1.3333 0.03658 255 185 55 15
486 Rosebud! 1.3333 0.03741 255 187 51 17
487 It's not the fall that kills you, it's the fall. 1.3333 0.03629 258 187 56 15
488 Goodbye old friend. Now comes the mystery. 1.3333 0.03658 255 185 55 15
489 I know why it's called "Fall" now! 1.3333 0.03629 258 187 56 15
490 And so, I leave. 1.3333 0.03629 258 187 56 15
491 Deciduous is as Deciduous does. 1.3333 0.03782 255 188 49 18
492 And they say April is the cruelest month! 1.3333 0.03529 255 182 61 12
493 Come on! They're all leaving without us! 1.3320 0.03474 256 182 63 11
494 Arrgh. I still had two seasons of 'The Sopranos' left. 1.3320 0.03675 253 184 54 15
495 Frankly, I prefer going out this way then ending up in Assisted Living. 1.3320 0.03589 253 182 58 13
496 I guess we shouldn't have rejected the Green New Deal" 1.3320 0.03759 253 186 50 17
497 Never fails, just when I'm at my peak ..... 1.3320 0.03363 253 177 68 8
498 And you may find yourself behind the wheel of a large automobile 1.3320 0.03545 253 181 60 12
499 I guess you really are Mom's favorite. 1.3320 0.03455 253 179 64 10
500 Meet me in the gutter and we'll make plans from there. 1.3320 0.03632 253 183 56 14
501 The hardest part is letting go. 1.3319 0.03784 229 165 52 12
502 This is my least favorite season so far. 1.3307 0.03424 251 177 65 9
503 I told you these weren’t isolated incidents. 1.3307 0.03561 251 180 59 12
504 You’re deciduous too, you know. 1.3307 0.03561 251 180 59 12
505 See you at the bonfire? 1.3307 0.03470 251 178 63 10
506 Well, I tell myself it's not the destination but the journey that counts. 1.3307 0.03424 251 177 65 9
507 I don't know about you...but this has never been my favorite season. 1.3307 0.03470 251 178 63 10
508 You said we'd let go on 'three.' 1.3307 0.03649 251 182 55 14
509 Dude, relax, it's a breeze. 1.3307 0.03561 251 180 59 12
510 I thought we said on ‘Go’ 1.3307 0.03735 251 184 51 16
511 Well, blow me down! 1.3307 0.03649 251 182 55 14
512 Tell O. Henry I loved his work. 1.3307 0.03605 251 181 57 13
513 We’ll catch up in the compost pile. 1.3307 0.03516 251 184 53 14
514 We agreed to release on three! 1.3307 0.03735 251 184 51 16
515 I've decided that I need to see other leaves. 1.3307 0.03470 251 178 63 10
516 I love you more today than yesterday -- but not as mulch tomorrow. 1.3307 0.03820 251 186 47 18
517 Stay there. I'll go for help. 1.3307 0.03861 251 187 45 19
518 We'll always have Columbus Day weekend! 1.3293 0.03485 249 177 62 10
519 What do you mean by "herd mentality"? 1.3293 0.03531 249 178 60 11
520 I'm casting my fate to the wind 1.3293 0.03577 249 179 58 12
521 I'm leaving now. Try to beat the snow. 1.3293 0.03666 249 181 54 14
522 I’m out of chlorophyll... go on without me! 1.3293 0.03666 249 181 54 14
523 I just want to be a little more grounded. 1.3293 0.03666 249 181 54 14
524 I'll see you mulch later. 1.3293 0.03622 249 180 56 13
525 At least they've banned burning... 1.3293 0.03605 246 177 57 12
526 This is still better than being a pumpkin. 1.3293 0.03914 246 184 43 19
527 I believe we're about to fall on hard times. 1.3293 0.03464 246 174 63 9
528 Come on! Everyone's doing it. Let yourself go. 1.3293 0.03651 246 178 55 13
529 All summer together, and it ends like this. 1.3293 0.03512 246 175 61 10
530 Marcia, stop blaming yourself, you just have to learn to let go! 1.3293 0.03651 246 178 55 13
531 Aim for the car grill, we can be together forever. 1.3293 0.03512 246 175 61 10
532 Hope I get into one of those jumpin’ piles. 1.3293 0.03367 246 172 67 7
533 We knew at best it was a May-December relationship. 1.3293 0.03651 246 178 55 13
534 I had really hoped to last until the Impeachment vote. 1.3293 0.03696 246 179 53 14
535 I hope I land face up just to freak out the bipeds 1.3293 0.03605 246 177 57 12
536 We'll always have that pine tree in Paris. 1.3293 0.03651 246 178 55 13
537 Achoo! 1.3293 0.03464 246 174 63 9
538 I always thought it was just a metaphor 1.3293 0.03559 246 176 59 11
539 These May-October romances never last. 1.3292 0.03634 243 175 56 12
540 Obviously I’m not the only one who’s fallen for you. 1.3292 0.03539 243 173 60 10
541 We both knew it would come to this 1.3279 0.03479 244 173 62 9
542 c'mon, we're late! 1.3279 0.03622 244 176 56 12
543 Quick pinch me, I'm having that falling dream again! 1.3279 0.03575 244 175 58 11
544 I think it's time to leave. 1.3279 0.03479 244 178 54 12
545 What, me worry? 1.3279 0.03527 244 174 60 10
546 It's not you, it's not me; it's just Fall. 1.3279 0.03714 244 178 52 14
547 Looks like you're the branch manager now. 1.3278 0.03457 241 170 63 8
548 George, I think it's time for us to consciously uncouple. 1.3265 0.03632 245 180 51 14
549 Trust me, in a day or two you'll see I'm right. 1.3265 0.03655 245 178 54 13
550 Sorry to leave you hanging like this! 1.3264 0.03620 239 172 56 11
551 The peer pressure is just too much. 1.3263 0.03795 236 173 49 14
552 Now I know how a Trump aide feels. Nothing like giving it your all and then being kicked to the curb. 1.3250 0.03842 240 178 46 16
553 I should've spent more time with my buds! 1.3250 0.03656 240 174 54 12
554 I slept with your wife! 1.3250 0.03887 240 179 44 17
555 Ashes to ashes, mulch to mulch." 1.3250 0.03608 240 173 56 11
556 Don't worry, all your friends are waiting for you. 1.3250 0.03750 240 176 50 14
557 Oh, great - now I’ll have to make small talk with everyone about the weather. 1.3250 0.03703 240 175 52 13
558 Remember what they say--there's dog poop everywhere down there. 1.3250 0.03796 240 177 48 15
559 People just come by to watch us die. 1.3250 0.03842 240 178 46 16
560 This is not what I meant when I said branch out. 1.3250 0.03703 240 175 52 13
561 I didn’t take the severance package! 1.3249 0.03637 237 171 55 11
562 I'm free, free fallin' 1.3249 0.03637 237 171 55 11
563 I think they know something we don't because not one of them came back. I am going, too! 1.3248 0.03862 234 173 46 15
564 Goodbye, my frond. 1.3237 0.03690 241 176 52 13
565 It's been a great summer together. I hope we get swept up together in the fall. 1.3235 0.03673 238 173 53 12
566 Noooo! What aboout our summer vacation plans? 1.3235 0.03721 238 174 51 13
567 I went out on a limb for you, Summer, but you've changed. 1.3235 0.03673 238 173 53 12
568 First the color change, now this! 1.3235 0.03575 238 171 57 10
569 I'll miss hanging out together. 1.3235 0.03721 238 174 51 13
570 Now is the winter of our discontent... 1.3235 0.03673 238 173 53 12
571 I hate leaving like this! 1.3234 0.03449 235 166 62 7
572 I'm sorry, Gladys, I'm leaving. But you knew this was just a summer thing we when started... 1.3234 0.03800 235 173 48 14
573 We’ll always have last summer. 1.3220 0.03739 236 173 50 13
574 Okay, I give. You're the bigger procrastinator. 1.3220 0.03690 236 172 52 12
575 Isn't it obvious, Harold? I'm leaving you. 1.3220 0.03591 236 170 56 10
576 Raking up is hard to do... 1.3220 0.03881 236 176 44 16
577 It looks like you will be the last one to leave. 1.3220 0.03641 236 171 54 11
578 Come on, it's a Flash Mob. 1.3220 0.03541 236 169 58 9
579 Did you request cremation or burial in a compost pile? 1.3220 0.03690 236 172 52 12
580 You must be the answer, as you're the only one left blowing in the wind. 1.3220 0.03739 236 173 50 13
581 Don’t overthink it Karen, Just close your eyes and jump! 1.3220 0.03437 236 167 62 7
582 You call it deciduous, I call it karma. In the next life I’m coming back as a Douglas fir. 1.3220 0.03641 236 171 54 11
583 I did tell you not to sneeze 1.3220 0.03787 236 174 48 14
584 Remember when we were green and naive? 1.3220 0.03690 236 172 52 12
585 I'll be ok. I'm poplar. 1.3220 0.03641 236 171 54 11
586 If Ever I Would Leave You, It Couldn’t Be in Autumn ...” ... Oh, Hell. 1.3220 0.03834 236 175 46 15
587 It’s not so bad if you don’t look down. 1.3220 0.03489 236 168 60 8
588 Don't worry...think of Walt Whitman... 1.3220 0.03739 236 173 50 13
589 I feel so . . . . penultimate. 1.3220 0.03437 236 167 62 7
590 I knew we would fall apart. 1.3220 0.03787 236 174 48 14
591 Hang in there 1.3219 0.03721 233 170 51 12
592 I waited until we were alone to let you know I'm falling for you. 1.3219 0.03355 233 163 65 5
593 I thought you said jump on three? 1.3219 0.03621 233 168 55 10
594 I'm the answer blowing in the wind. 1.3219 0.03721 233 170 51 12
595 Serves me right for going out on a limb. 1.3219 0.03721 233 170 51 12
596 You say you’ve changed, but you refuse to let go. 1.3219 0.03819 233 172 47 14
597 I guess you win. 1.3219 0.03671 233 169 53 11
598 So much for going out on a limb. 1.3219 0.03868 233 173 45 15
599 You’ve always had such a hard time letting go... 1.3219 0.03569 233 167 57 9
600 Leaf's a bitch, then you fly. 1.3219 0.03962 233 175 41 17
601 Goodbye, I'm leafing you. 1.3219 0.03915 233 174 43 16
602 As I promised, I'm turning over a new leaf. 1.3219 0.03671 233 169 53 11
603 Oboy! Finally I might get a chance to find out what that great smelling stuff is that they're burning!!! 1.3219 0.03915 233 174 43 16
604 I’m taking my Autumn leave. 1.3219 0.03671 233 169 53 11
605 Remember me as the first leaf to call for his impeachment. 1.3207 0.03820 237 176 46 15
606 Nope. Wrong. Falling is worse than the fear of falling. 1.3202 0.03922 228 170 43 15
607 You didn't win, I'm just tired of this game. 1.3202 0.03922 228 170 43 15
608 I'm telling you Ted, this is more than a re-org. 1.3188 0.03956 229 172 41 16
609 Oh my God Simon, we're late, this is so embarrassing! 1.3188 0.03706 229 167 51 11
610 Well, it was fun hangin’ out with you while it lasted. Maybe I’ll see you after the fall? 1.3174 0.03535 230 165 57 8
611 Next to pumpkin spice, this is what I hate most about autumn. 1.3172 0.03828 227 168 46 13
612 I'm falling and I can't get up. 1.3172 0.03672 227 165 52 10
613 I'll meet you in the drain pipe. 1.3172 0.03776 227 167 48 12
614 There’s a downside to being colorful and deciduous. 1.3172 0.03618 227 164 54 9
615 Is this why we're called "leaves"? 1.3172 0.03618 227 164 54 9
616 Let go ... it's the only way out of this cartoon. 1.3172 0.03978 227 171 40 16
617 Tell the saplings I love them! 1.3172 0.03672 227 165 52 10
618 I guess that makes you the branch manager! 1.3156 0.03847 225 167 45 13
619 Just let go. It’s the reason they call us leaves. 1.3156 0.03689 225 164 51 10
620 I think a spot just opened in that rain gutter! 1.3156 0.03580 225 162 55 8
621 And now, for the ride of a lifetime! 1.3156 0.03795 225 166 47 12
622 Nope, didn't hurt a bit. 1.3156 0.03635 225 163 53 9
623 I should have taken that coniferous offer. 1.3156 0.03743 225 165 49 11
624 I had a great Summer and I think I'm..I'm falling for you! 1.3156 0.03524 225 166 49 10
625 Look before you leaf. 1.3156 0.03608 225 165 50 10
626 I gotta leave 1.3156 0.03847 225 167 45 13
627 I told you I was older. 1.3156 0.03743 225 165 49 11
628 Don’t forget to feed the squirrel. 1.3156 0.03898 225 168 43 14
629 And stay for the winter? No thanks. 1.3156 0.03689 225 164 51 10
630 It’s not the falling that scares me; it’s the piling and jumping. 1.3156 0.03898 225 168 43 14
631 I'm going - I think we're more than fashionably late. 1.3156 0.03743 225 165 49 11
632 Let’s call it what it was — a spring fling. 1.3156 0.03795 225 166 47 12
633 Yeah, but one good gust of wind and they will only see you as mulch. 1.3156 0.03689 225 164 51 10
634 He comes! The Grim Raker! 1.3153 0.03775 222 163 48 11
635 My time has come. If the rake doesn't get me, the leaf blower will. 1.3153 0.03495 222 158 58 6
636 You were supposed to jump too, Susan!! 1.3153 0.03775 222 163 48 11
637 I never got your name. " 1.3153 0.03721 222 162 50 10
638 This is just too mulch! 1.3134 0.03772 217 159 48 10
639 I'm sorry—you've changed." 1.3134 0.03992 217 163 40 14
640 It's why they call it "fall," silly. 1.3134 0.03715 217 158 50 9
641 My favorite song? Blowing in the wind. 1.3134 0.03772 217 159 48 10
642 A farewell to limbs. 1.3134 0.03657 217 157 52 8
643 I'm' not just another leaf to be raked; I'm a critical datapoint in an afternoon of lawn care. 1.3125 0.03816 208 152 47 9
644 Please, no puns. 1.3122 0.03887 221 165 43 13
645 Quick, what was that Sinatra tune about this? 1.3122 0.03613 221 160 53 8
646 I promise. I will never let go, Jack. I’ll never let go. 1.3122 0.03887 221 165 43 13
647 I always meant to tell you, you are one in a million! 1.3122 0.03669 221 161 51 9
648 I guess we aren't buds anymore. 1.3122 0.03887 221 165 43 13
649 We'll always have June 1.3122 0.03613 221 160 53 8
650 'The Last Leaf of Autumn' -- they'll write poems about you, Sally! 1.3122 0.03613 221 160 53 8
651 The end of summer kills me. 1.3122 0.03669 221 161 51 9
652 Don't be upset... I've finally learned to let go. 1.3122 0.03613 221 160 53 8
653 Hang on, bro, you are the last on the family tree. 1.3122 0.03834 221 164 45 12
654 Farewell my friend, I’m leafing you. 1.3122 0.03555 221 164 47 10
655 What is that saying, 'Pride goes before the fall'? 1.3122 0.03834 221 164 45 12
656 Don't think about the blower. Live in the moment. 1.3122 0.03613 221 160 53 8
657 We'll meet at the drop point. 1.3122 0.03669 221 161 51 9
658 It's not dying I'm afraid of, it's the fall. 1.3122 0.03669 221 161 51 9
659 Don't deny your deciduousness! 1.3122 0.03555 221 159 55 7
660 FALL - I get it now! 1.3122 0.03555 221 159 55 7
661 Sorry, I fell for a young rake. 1.3122 0.03834 221 164 45 12
662 Oh no! I finally get why it's called fall. 1.3122 0.03497 221 158 57 6
663 Like the winds of the sea are the winds of fate, as we voyage along--oh, crap! 1.3122 0.03780 221 163 47 11
664 I did not see this coming. 1.3122 0.03725 221 162 49 10
665 Quick, turn over a new leaf! 1.3122 0.03613 221 160 53 8
666 Don’t fear the Raker. 1.3122 0.03780 221 163 47 11
667 I need to be more grounded. 1.3122 0.03940 221 166 41 14
668 Perhaps we'll meet later in Compost! 1.3122 0.03940 221 166 41 14
669 I know it's called the Fall, I just hate when I hit the ground 1.3122 0.03377 221 156 61 4
670 That’s why they call it Fall. 1.3122 0.03669 221 161 51 9
671 It looks like I'm really falling for you. 1.3119 0.03465 218 155 58 5
672 See ya Saturday at the bonfire. 1.3119 0.03757 218 160 48 10
673 Is it because I didn't publish? 1.3119 0.03813 218 161 46 11
674 Try meditation – it helps you let go. 1.3119 0.03923 218 163 42 13
675 Be not afraid! There's a no burn ordinance in this town. 1.3119 0.03757 218 160 48 10
676 We’ll meet again after our decomposition. 1.3119 0.03525 218 156 56 6
677 Anything but the composter! 1.3119 0.03976 218 164 40 14
678 Well, I've just become one more statistic. 1.3119 0.03341 218 153 62 3
679 Just let go; the Fall is inevitable 1.3119 0.03643 218 158 52 8
680 DON’T LEAF ME TO DIE!!! 1.3119 0.03403 218 154 60 4
681 Maybe I'll get reincarnated as a Starbucks holiday cup and live a short, beautiful, capitalist life. 1.3113 0.03766 212 155 48 9
682 Everyone else is already at the mulching festival. 1.3107 0.03269 206 155 43 8
683 From now on, I'm going to stop looking down on others. 1.3102 0.03833 216 160 45 11
684 This is the last time I fall for you! 1.3102 0.03660 216 157 51 8
685 I think this is going to be a season -ending injury.. 1.3102 0.03719 216 158 49 9
686 Come by, I'm just off Oak. 1.3102 0.03776 216 159 47 10
687 They should be glad we're not pigeons. 1.3102 0.03479 216 154 57 5
688 Sentience is a curse. 1.3102 0.03776 216 159 47 10
689 ...the fall is only half of it... 1.3102 0.03776 216 159 47 10
690 I'll see you in the afterleaf. 1.3102 0.03776 216 159 47 10
691 Anonymity, even in death. 1.3102 0.03998 216 163 39 14
692 I'm not like the other's ....wait! 1.3102 0.03719 216 158 49 9
693 Capturing carbon is what we do so stop complaining. 1.3102 0.03719 216 158 49 9
694 I’m having that dream where I’m falling again, Doc. 1.3102 0.03601 216 156 53 7
695 It's so unfair. We spend every every daylight hour photo-syntheising and then they turn off the sap and let us go. 1.3102 0.03776 216 159 47 10
696 YOU, are Perennially wrong again! 1.3084 0.03737 214 157 48 9
697 ‘What’s our Netflix password?’ Seriously? 1.3084 0.04020 214 162 38 14
698 We'll meet again in Hefty." 1.3084 0.04020 214 162 38 14
699 resistance is futile 1.3084 0.03909 214 160 42 12
700 Don't leave me! I can change! 1.3084 0.03965 214 161 40 13
701 Let's get down and dirty 1.3084 0.03909 214 160 42 12
702 See you on the burn pile. 1.3084 0.03677 214 156 50 8
703 Good thing we're not pumpkins. 1.3084 0.03795 214 158 46 10
704 skydiving was NOT on my bucket list! 1.3084 0.03677 214 156 50 8
705 I’m going to soil myself! 1.3084 0.03852 214 159 44 11
706 I swear I'm falling for you! 1.3081 0.03888 211 157 43 11
707 You never could let things go. 1.3081 0.03829 211 156 45 10
708 Its why they call it "fall." 1.3081 0.03770 211 155 47 9
709 You'll be okay. Just don't look down. 1.3081 0.03829 211 156 45 10
710 It's a promotion... I going to another branch.. 1.3081 0.03770 211 155 47 9
711 Oh, the deciduousness! 1.3081 0.03770 211 155 47 9
712 Well, I'm not like you Shirley. I happen to like going with the crowd. 1.3081 0.03829 211 156 45 10
713 Don’t be sad for me. Just remember the fun we had when we were both green. 1.3081 0.03829 211 156 45 10
714 Go ahead! Hang around all winter and see if anyone cares.” 1.3081 0.03945 211 158 41 12
715 I'm being transferred to the new branch. 1.3081 0.03945 211 158 41 12
716 Little did I know, when I announced it was Fall, that leaves are so literal. 1.3081 0.04113 211 161 35 15
717 Wow, this really is the autumn of our lives. 1.3081 0.03710 211 154 49 8
718 If you meet me in the downspout, we'll be together forever and ever! 1.3081 0.03586 211 152 53 6
719 Nobody likes you, Robert. 1.3081 0.03945 211 158 41 12
720 And I'm not coming back! 1.3081 0.03945 211 158 41 12
721 Oh, now I get why they call it 'fall.' 1.3081 0.03945 211 158 41 12
722 When I said I was falling for you--this is not what I had in mind 1.3081 0.04002 211 159 39 13
723 Gutter or composter—not much in the way of life choices, eh? 1.3081 0.03392 211 149 59 3
724 Come on! It's all the rage among the vox pop. 1.3081 0.03945 211 158 41 12
725 Try not to get mulched! 1.3081 0.03586 211 152 53 6
726 We’ll always have spring. 1.3081 0.03710 211 154 49 8
727 All the good spots seem to be taken earlier and earlier each year. 1.3081 0.03829 211 156 45 10
728 Let go now Lucy and come with me. Let us leave this phony suburb. 1.3081 0.03945 211 158 41 12
729 I always knew you would leave. 1.3081 0.03710 211 154 49 8
730 Hey, this gravity thing is a lot more exciting than doing the wind tickle all day long. 1.3081 0.03770 211 155 47 9
731 Just our luck If we were pine needles we wouldn’t have to go thru this every year 1.3081 0.03586 211 152 53 6
732 Promise me one thing... you'll delete my google search history 1.3077 0.03804 208 153 46 9
733 Text me from the compost pile. 1.3058 0.04005 206 155 39 12
734 My work is done here. 1.3058 0.03885 206 153 43 10
735 We never got to have that treesome. 1.3058 0.03823 206 152 45 9
736 Now I know why they call it Fall. 1.3043 0.03746 207 152 47 8
737 Yes, Mom, if Larry and Bob and Angie and Fred and Martha all jumped off a limb, I WOULD jump off too. 1.3043 0.03869 207 154 43 10
738 I regret everything! 1.3043 0.03988 207 156 39 12
739 Just when I’m falling for you. 1.3043 0.03869 207 154 43 10
740 I need some down time. 1.3043 0.03869 207 154 43 10
741 I think we should see other foliage. 1.3043 0.03618 207 150 51 6
742 I'm sorry, I have to leaf now. 1.3043 0.03553 207 149 53 5
743 ...and don't forget to drift by my window. 1.3039 0.03583 204 147 52 5
744 I always thought that this is something that happened to other people. 1.3024 0.04185 205 158 32 15
745 May you be memorialized in a child's art project and not cast into flames! 1.3024 0.03950 205 154 40 11
746 Genetic engineering gave us faces, but the aardvark overlords forgot to stop autumn. It will take a while for me to flutter to the ground, so let me spend my last seconds explaining what's wrong with you. . . . . . . . . . Burp! I'm Larry the Leaf! 1.3024 0.04353 205 161 26 18
747 Sorry bro, I have to leaf now. 1.3024 0.03827 205 152 44 9
748 Leaving you alone was not my intent. 1.3024 0.03397 205 153 45 7
749 My Uber's here. 1.3024 0.04069 205 156 36 13
750 Been fun hangin’ with ya! 1.3024 0.03889 205 153 42 10
751 I'm leaving, Karen. We just don't photosynthesize anymore. 1.3024 0.03827 205 152 44 9
752 You’re acting Branch Manager now! 1.3024 0.03700 205 150 48 7
753 Dang. That's 5 bucks I owe you. 1.3024 0.03700 205 150 48 7
754 Oops. I set my clock forward. 1.3024 0.03950 205 154 40 11
755 Uh oh, looks like all the good spots are taken. 1.3020 0.03863 202 150 43 9
756 You've always been a little clingy. 1.3020 0.03863 202 150 43 9
757 See you in the afterleaf. 1.3020 0.03863 202 150 43 9
758 Hang on! You're the only thing holding back winter! 1.3020 0.04110 202 154 35 13
759 It's over. You'll never change." 1.3020 0.04169 202 155 33 14
760 I think I’m part of some New England poem. 1.3020 0.03666 202 147 49 6
761 I'll see you at the bonfire tonight! 1.3020 0.03798 202 149 45 8
762 If we're lucky we might end up together pressed on the same page." 1.3020 0.03798 202 149 45 8
763 What's a lemming? 1.3020 0.04110 202 154 35 13
764 Don’t worry, I’ll pick a nice spot where we can decompose together. 1.3020 0.03599 202 146 51 5
765 Goodbye, Pam! I just can't stand being peeped anymore. 1.3010 0.03811 206 153 44 9
766 I agree that "autumn" is more poetic, but "fall" better expresses my feelings right now. 1.3010 0.03749 206 152 46 8
767 This is why we call it 'fall', Tim. 1.2995 0.03920 197 147 41 9
768 I guess I’m for impeachment after all. 1.2995 0.03853 197 146 43 8
769 So much for the stem cell therapy. 1.2995 0.03853 197 146 43 8
770 It’s been great hanging with you! 1.2980 0.03701 198 145 47 6
771 It's not the wind that kills you, it's the fall. 1.2980 0.03903 198 148 41 9
772 After all I did for this tree and this is what I get? 1.2980 0.03968 198 149 39 10
773 Yes, everyone's doing it. But I don't think it's a fad. 1.2980 0.04095 198 151 35 12
774 Sorry, love -- I just can't hang around any longer... 1.2980 0.03968 198 149 39 10
775 You always were the strong one. 1.2980 0.03701 198 145 47 6
776 Text me when you land. 1.2980 0.03837 198 147 43 8
777 If I had known global warming was fake news I wouldn't have promised to stay with you forever 1.2980 0.03903 198 148 41 9
778 This tree just no longer sparks joy in me so I had to let it go 1.2980 0.04032 198 150 37 11
779 I never should have given up sugar. 1.2980 0.03968 198 149 39 10
780 It’s just a leaf of absence! 1.2980 0.03769 198 146 45 7
781 I'll try to save you a spot. 1.2980 0.03968 198 149 39 10
782 Well, I hate to leave you like this, but I have to hit the road now 1.2980 0.03837 198 147 43 8
783 Sorry to leave, my dear, but I have always preferred the rakish type. 1.2980 0.04032 198 150 37 11
784 I’ll be the fall guy ! 1.2959 0.04119 196 150 34 12
785 Eventually, everyone leaves. 1.2959 0.03788 196 145 44 7
786 I've always hoped for a dramatic exit! 1.2959 0.03647 196 143 48 5
787 I sure am tired of being the fall guy. 1.2959 0.03990 196 148 38 10
788 To answer your question, yes, if everyone jumped off a bridge, I'd probably do it too. 1.2959 0.04055 196 149 36 11
789 this is not what I meant when I said we are drifting apart 1.2959 0.03856 196 146 42 8
790 We're all getting together in the rainspout! 1.2953 0.04029 193 146 37 10
791 ... and remember: great colors come at great cost. 1.2953 0.03823 193 143 43 7
792 Remember, my Advanced Directive states, No Cremation. 1.2953 0.03823 193 143 43 7
793 Let’s discuss our relationship again, after we’re more grounded. 1.2953 0.03893 193 144 41 8
794 Remember, I want to be mulched, not raked. 1.2953 0.03823 193 143 43 7
795 Looks like you're the Last Leaf Standing ... enjoy that final toast for us! 1.2953 0.03752 193 142 45 6
796 Remember me in my salad days. 1.2953 0.03962 193 145 39 9
797 It’s not the fall I’m afraid of, it’s the indignity of the rake. 1.2953 0.03605 193 140 49 4
798 If I can contact you from the other side, I’ll let you know what it’s like 1.2953 0.03530 193 144 43 6
799 It's all over, Edgar, I'm leaving, I need my freedom, don't try to follow me. You can keep the tree. 1.2953 0.03962 193 145 39 9
800 How come we're always being the last ones to leave a party? 1.2953 0.03823 193 143 43 7
801 I slept with Ted..." 1.2953 0.04161 193 148 33 12
802 Stay gold. 1.2953 0.03788 193 145 40 8
803 Yes, the Trump/Turkey thing was the final twig for me. 1.2953 0.04029 193 146 37 10
804 Well, there goes the family tree. 1.2953 0.04226 193 149 31 13
805 I know we’ve only been together a few months, but I think I’m falling for you! 1.2953 0.04029 193 146 37 10
806 Farewell! I'm gone with the wind!_Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn. 1.2953 0.03962 193 145 39 9
807 I don’t mind the fall.  It’s the mower I hate!” 1.2953 0.03679 193 141 47 5
808 So much for stem-cell therapy. 1.2953 0.03962 193 145 39 9
809 New Yorker cartoons in color? I'm outta here! 1.2948 0.04414 173 133 29 11
810 I'm sorry, but Alright is not the best song of the decade. Hell, pick Despacito for all I care, the point is it's not even catchy, and I can say that and not be racist because I am in fact a leaf... 1.2944 0.04346 197 155 26 16
811 I hope we don't have to wait too long before we're together again in the compost heap. 1.2944 0.03702 197 150 38 9
812 Hoping to get some hot views as I drift by the windows. 1.2944 0.03632 197 144 48 5
813 You’ve got this. You’ve been preparing for this moment your whole leaf. 1.2944 0.03702 197 145 46 6
814 Been nice working with you. We'll have to do mulch sometime. 1.2944 0.03772 197 146 44 7
815 Falling isn't bad, it's being raked and bagged that I hate! 1.2938 0.03664 194 142 47 5
816 Because everyone else is doing it, that's why. 1.2938 0.03807 194 144 43 7
817 I’m leaving now! Hang in there! 1.2938 0.03736 194 143 45 6
818 Clear my internet history! 1.2938 0.03944 194 146 39 9
819 I wish we could have grown cold together. 1.2938 0.04012 194 147 37 10
820 Shit 1.2938 0.04207 194 150 31 13
821 This is terrible! I was never part of those huddled masses yearning to be free. 1.2938 0.03876 194 145 41 8
822 This view never blew me away. 1.2938 0.03438 194 139 53 2
823 I'm done. Seven months together, and you still say you just want to keep hanging out. 1.2926 0.03730 188 138 45 5
824 I already regret my decision 1.2910 0.03862 189 141 41 7
825 Now I get it. Make like a tree and LEAVE. 1.2910 0.03862 189 141 41 7
826 Well, I'm off. 1.2910 0.03934 189 142 39 8
827 We're going to be part of a classic short story! 1.2910 0.03862 189 141 41 7
828 They're tearing us limb from limb! 1.2910 0.04143 189 145 33 11
829 Now I slip the surly bonds of tree and kiss the face of mulch. 1.2910 0.03934 189 142 39 8
830 Oh, God, I think I'm having an existential crisis! 1.2910 0.04211 189 146 31 12
831 Wait! Old Yeller is gonna be okay, right?! 1.2910 0.04005 189 143 37 9
832 Remember 3 weeks ago when I was green with envy? 1.2910 0.03713 189 139 45 5
833 Quick, take a leafie. 1.2910 0.04005 189 143 37 9
834 Composting is too yukky for me. I am hoping for cremation. 1.2910 0.03751 189 142 40 7
835 Of all the oak trees in all the towns in all the world, we grew on ours, and we'll always have our summer. 1.2910 0.04005 189 143 37 9
836 I ate your chocolate squirrel! 1.2910 0.03934 189 142 39 8
837 Try to drift to the lawn across the street...they don't mulch! 1.2910 0.03862 189 141 41 7
838 That’s why it’s called “Fall.” 1.2910 0.03934 189 142 39 8
839 Well...I never did like the view. 1.2910 0.03862 189 141 41 7
840 Thanks for voting me off the tree. 1.2910 0.03862 189 141 41 7
841 It's gonna be a long fall. 1.2910 0.04005 189 143 37 9
842 It's not so much the fall as it is the landing." 1.2910 0.03862 189 141 41 7
843 Let's meet for mulch later 1.2910 0.04143 189 145 33 11
844 It’s not you, it’s the wind. 1.2910 0.03788 189 140 43 6
845 I need a break. You’ve changed. 1.2910 0.03862 189 141 41 7
846 I was going to leave anyway--too many nuts up here. 1.2910 0.03934 189 142 39 8
847 I'll try to keep my mind out of the gutter. 1.2910 0.04075 189 144 35 10
848 Don't worry - it's not the fall that kills you. 1.2910 0.04005 189 143 37 9
849 aim for the car,they're heading south! 1.2910 0.03637 189 138 47 4
850 I’ll meet you once you leave. We’ll do mulch. 1.2910 0.04005 189 143 37 9
851 Be strong...you are the last-leaf standing!!! 1.2910 0.03862 189 141 41 7
852 Have you ever read that short story by O'Henry? 1.2910 0.04005 189 143 37 9
853 I’m feeling a strong sense of detachment. 1.2910 0.04005 189 143 37 9
854 Aim for the windshield! 1.2903 0.04187 186 143 32 11
855 Think you won? Just remember 'One is the loneliest number,' Jerome. 'One is the loneliest number.' 1.2903 0.03824 186 138 42 6
856 Summer's over. Back to earth. 1.2903 0.04324 186 145 28 13
857 For God's sake Stanley, quit being such a procrastinator! Everyone else already selected the best lawn seats. 1.2903 0.04117 186 142 34 10
858 I’m done, the peepers are creeping me out. 1.2903 0.03899 186 139 40 7
859 It is your time on the executive branch now. 1.2903 0.03973 186 140 38 8
860 Trippin' on chlorophyl always ends badly. Sorry, Babe. 1.2903 0.04187 186 143 32 11
861 Ask yourself: Am I ready to meet my raker? 1.2903 0.04046 186 141 36 9
862 I’m turning a new leaf, branching out and falling without a net. I’ve never felt more alive. 1.2903 0.04117 186 142 34 10
863 I'm sorry to leave, but I must return to my roots. 1.2903 0.04117 186 142 34 10
864 Oh, snap, Jack! I don't think I'll be back... 1.2903 0.04046 186 141 36 9
865 Ha. Look at those losers down theeeeerrre. 1.2903 0.04187 186 143 32 11
866 Just let go Marge it’ll be piles of fun! 1.2903 0.04046 186 141 36 9
867 This is what a low budget version of "Gone with the Wind" looks like. 1.2903 0.03973 186 140 38 8
868 See what happens if you stay in the sun too long? 1.2903 0.04046 186 141 36 9
869 Are you waiting for a golden parachute? 1.2903 0.03899 186 139 40 7
870 It’s not the fall but the raking that scares me. 1.2903 0.04117 186 142 34 10
871 Quick, toss me my car keys. 1.2903 0.04117 186 142 34 10
872 When you hear people remark on that satisfying crunch underfoot in autumn, remember me.. 1.2903 0.04117 186 142 34 10
873 Close your mouth. Do you know how dirty that driveway is? 1.2903 0.04256 186 144 30 12
874 I've opted for burial over cremation 1.2903 0.03973 186 140 38 8
875 It is better to have leafed and lost, than to never have leaved before 1.2903 0.03973 186 140 38 8
876 Maybe I’m a little bitter, but isn’t calling it ‘Fall’ kind of rubbing it in? 1.2903 0.03899 186 139 40 7
877 And please make sure my obituary uses gender neutral pronouns. 1.2899 0.04472 169 131 27 11
878 I don't care what they say—Vermont sucks. 1.2898 0.03789 176 129 43 4
879 I told you not to sing "Autumn in New York!" 1.2898 0.04038 176 132 37 7
880 Deaths? Think of the fallings as leaves of absence. 1.2857 0.03940 182 137 38 7
881 Can I use you as a reference?! 1.2857 0.04237 182 141 30 11
882 Gesundheiiiiiiiiiit! 1.2857 0.04016 182 138 36 8
883 The Answer, My Friend, Is Blowin' In The Wind. 1.2857 0.04091 182 139 34 9
884 That’s not a sidewalk, it’s a cemetery! 1.2857 0.04237 182 141 30 11
885 Sorry hon, gotta fly. 1.2857 0.03534 182 137 40 5
886 I've always been more of a floater 1.2857 0.03940 182 137 38 7
887 It's ok. Being good at photosynthesis didn't bring me the satisfaction I was hoping for. 1.2857 0.04016 182 138 36 8
888 Call it peer pressure if you like. I've hung on for as long as I can. 1.2857 0.03862 182 136 40 6
889 I'm leaving you for a rake. 1.2857 0.04016 182 138 36 8
890 Don't let go Rose, don't ever let go! 1.2857 0.04016 182 138 36 8
891 You do realize how predictable our caption will be, don’t you? 1.2857 0.04165 182 140 32 10
892 I've never been good with peer pressure. 1.2857 0.04016 182 138 36 8
893 The answer is blowing in the wind, but what was the question? 1.2857 0.04091 182 139 34 9
894 Don't tell me to get my mind out of the gutter. 1.2857 0.03862 182 136 40 6
895 The acorn isn't yours! 1.2857 0.03702 182 134 44 4
896 The time has come," the leaf they said, "to talk of many things. Of children jumping into piles, and carolers who sing. And because we'll have no winter, I'll see you in the spring! 1.2857 0.04091 182 139 34 9
897 You said you’d fall first! 1.2857 0.04091 182 139 34 9
898 I'm afraid I'm falling for you. 1.2857 0.03862 182 136 40 6
899 Drop Dead 1.2857 0.03940 182 137 38 7
900 I always though I’d be the last to go 1.2857 0.03862 182 136 40 6
901 Just remember........'the last shall be first.' 1.2857 0.03702 182 134 44 4
902 I wish we could stick together, I'm really falling for you. 1.2857 0.04016 182 138 36 8
903 I just figured it all out. What we call the universe is actually... 1.2857 0.04165 182 140 32 10
904 Oh wait, did you say 'leaf' or 'leave'? 1.2857 0.03940 182 137 38 7
905 Can you grab my charger? 1.2857 0.04091 182 139 34 9
906 Fall is the cruelest season. 1.2857 0.04016 182 138 36 8
907 You have a great future in mulch if you can stay out of the gutter. 1.2857 0.04016 182 138 36 8
908 Don't feel proud. He who falls last, still falls. 1.2840 0.04242 162 123 32 7
909 But everyone’s going to Burning Leaf this year. 1.2833 0.04039 180 137 35 8
910 Well, you're the one that wanted to be the branch manager!" 1.2833 0.03961 180 136 37 7
911 If Ever I Would Leave You.... 1.2833 0.04189 180 139 31 10
912 I hate being the fall guy. 1.2833 0.03882 180 135 39 6
913 You do this every year, man. 1.2833 0.04039 180 137 35 8
914 Bye Fe-LEAF-cia 1.2833 0.04039 180 137 35 8
915 Tag. You're it. 1.2833 0.04039 180 137 35 8
916 See you later for mulch. 1.2833 0.04039 180 137 35 8
917 Whatever you do, don’t look down. 1.2833 0.03634 180 132 45 3
918 I always thought you'd be the first to go. 1.2833 0.03882 180 135 39 6
919 Ok, yes, I admit to a sense of existential futility. 1.2833 0.03961 180 136 37 7
920 I don't care if it is what nature intended. 1.2833 0.03801 180 134 41 5
921 You don't really love me, but you keep me hanging on. 1.2833 0.04189 180 139 31 10
922 I want to branch out 1.2833 0.03961 180 136 37 7
923 Tell the squirrel that I’ll wait for her. 1.2833 0.04039 180 137 35 8
924 How come I'm the fall guy. 1.2833 0.03882 180 135 39 6
925 Don’t land on your stem! 1.2833 0.04039 180 137 35 8
926 Oh my, I underestimated the gravity of the situation! 1.2833 0.03961 180 136 37 7
927 Don’t be so clingy. 1.2833 0.04263 180 140 29 11
928 My chlorophyll is about to chlorofall. 1.2833 0.03961 180 136 37 7
929 Get with the times. 1.2833 0.04115 180 138 33 9
930 Sorry, but it's time I leave. 1.2833 0.04263 180 140 29 11
931 Call Me! 1.2833 0.03882 180 135 39 6
932 I knew there was a reason I liked the word "autumn" better 1.2833 0.03801 180 134 41 5
933 There was enough room on the branch, Rose. 1.2833 0.04039 180 137 35 8
934 Banzaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!!!! 1.2833 0.04115 180 138 33 9
935 Oh well,we can't hang around here forever. 1.2833 0.04039 180 137 35 8
936 My therapist can help you with your separation anxiety. 1.2833 0.03882 180 135 39 6
937 Even when we first got together, you always said I'd be the first to leave. 1.2833 0.03548 180 131 47 2
938 I promise that soon I'll be more grounded 1.2833 0.04039 180 137 35 8
939 What happened to "go on three?" 1.2833 0.04263 180 140 29 11
940 It's not you, it's fall. 1.2833 0.04039 180 137 35 8
941 Our branch is dropping us. 1.2833 0.04115 180 143 25 12
942 But I'm not ready to leave! 1.2833 0.03961 180 136 37 7
943 We've both changed Alan. 1.2833 0.04476 180 143 23 14
944 In my dreams, I always pictured myself as old and gray at the end. 1.2833 0.03882 180 135 39 6
945 I always assumed you’d go first. 1.2833 0.03882 180 135 39 6
946 If all your friends jumped off a bridge would you? 1.2833 0.03801 180 134 41 5
947 We agreed this wasn't a long term thing. 1.2833 0.04189 180 139 31 10
948 You really blow me away. 1.2833 0.03961 180 136 37 7
949 I knew you'd fall for me! 1.2833 0.04039 180 137 35 8
950 Crap I forgot my phone charger! 1.2833 0.04115 180 138 33 9
951 Hoping to come back as a redhead next time. 1.2833 0.03882 180 135 39 6
952 Tell them I want to be cremated. 1.2833 0.04115 180 138 33 9
953 Goodbye! Pray we end up in the same compost bin. 1.2833 0.03882 180 135 39 6
954 I still don't know why they call it "autumn" 1.2832 0.03979 173 130 37 6
955 Remember when we thought it wasn't easy being green? 1.2832 0.04381 173 135 27 11
956 I know I said I would fall for you, but it’s time that I leaf. I hope you understand Autumn. 1.2832 0.03894 173 129 39 5
957 I'll miss you, but I've always wondered about out-of-tree experiences. 1.2832 0.03894 173 129 39 5
958 I'm Fallin' 'fore you; leaf with me! 1.2832 0.04304 173 134 29 10
959 I always thought you'd be the one to leaf. 1.2830 0.04473 159 123 27 9
960 See you in the spring, bud. 1.2829 0.04218 152 114 33 5
961 The answer, my friend, is blowing in the —. 1.2825 0.04001 177 134 36 7
962 Damn. I forget the words to Amazing Grace. 1.2825 0.04310 177 138 28 11
963 It was a honor opening the new branch with you. 1.2825 0.04081 177 135 34 8
964 I pictured retirement differently. 1.2816 0.04282 174 135 29 10
965 Come on, you always wanted to get a ground's-eye view. 1.2816 0.03960 174 131 37 6
966 Love me or leaf me 1.2816 0.04204 174 134 31 9
967 I'll see you on the other side . . . walk. 1.2800 0.03856 175 131 39 5
968 Bruce Willis was actually dead the whole tiiiiiiiiime... 1.2800 0.04183 175 135 31 9
969 We had a pact! 1.2800 0.04104 175 134 33 8
970 Heads or tails? 1.2800 0.04183 175 135 31 9
971 Come on, I'll break your fall. 1.2800 0.03940 175 132 37 6
972 I told you we'd all be leaving soon! 1.2800 0.03682 175 134 35 6
973 It was nice while it lasted. 1.2800 0.03899 175 134 34 7
974 I'll say it again, leaf blowers should be banned! 1.2800 0.04023 175 133 35 7
975 I see a bright light. 1.2800 0.04337 175 137 27 11
976 Never forget, I love you very mulch... 1.2800 0.03770 175 130 41 4
977 I don't look forward to the Fall 1.2800 0.04261 175 136 29 10
978 If the fall doesn't kill ya, the rake will. 1.2800 0.03940 175 132 37 6
979 Time for me to 'leaf.' Get it? I've been waiting my whole life to make that joke. 1.2800 0.03940 175 132 37 6
980 It's not anyone's fault. I just think we've started drifting away from each other. 1.2800 0.03940 175 132 37 6
981 You comin' or are ya just gonna hang around for a bit. 1.2800 0.04183 175 135 31 9
982 It's not you, it's the season. 1.2800 0.03940 175 132 37 6
983 Dare I say, you blew me away! 1.2800 0.04023 175 133 35 7
984 Don't worry. We have so mulch to look forward to! 1.2800 0.04261 175 136 29 10
985 I don't like this very mulch. 1.2800 0.04486 175 139 23 13
986 I changed my mind, I don't want to go wherever the wind takes me! 1.2800 0.03770 175 130 41 4
987 You can't just blow me off like that, we're family! 1.2800 0.03856 175 131 39 5
988 I slept with Susan! 1.2800 0.03770 175 130 41 4
989 I’ll be fine! Street sweeping isn’t until Friday. 1.2800 0.03940 175 132 37 6
990 I knew the color thing was too good to be true. 1.2800 0.04104 175 134 33 8
991 ...And they make so much fuss about global warming! 1.2800 0.03940 175 132 37 6
992 Maybe I’m being paranoid, but I feel like I’m just one more in a pile of guys that have fallen for you. 1.2800 0.03982 175 135 32 8
993 Yes, Mother! I'm doing it because all my friends did it! OK!? 1.2800 0.03940 175 132 37 6
994 See you in the garbage bag. 1.2800 0.04104 175 134 33 8
995 I always hoped that I would be the first to go. 1.2800 0.03940 175 132 37 6
996 I'm so tired of well meaning friend telling me to just"hang in there" ! 1.2800 0.04023 175 133 35 7
997 Hey, so anyway, let's blow down the street together sometime uh next week? 1.2800 0.03856 175 131 39 5
998 Well, I guess I'm out of a job! 1.2800 0.03813 175 133 36 6
999 Oh no! And we were so close. 1.2800 0.04023 175 133 35 7
1000 Why aren't you falling for me? 1.2800 0.04261 175 136 29 10
1001 Don’t look down! 1.2800 0.04023 175 133 35 7
1002 Just be glad we lasted until our full retirement age. 1.2800 0.03592 175 128 45 2
1003 Stop crying. We weren't that close. 1.2800 0.04183 175 135 31 9
1004 Hang in there, Mr. President! They can't get us all! 1.2800 0.04183 175 135 31 9
1005 I told you climate change was real! 1.2800 0.03940 175 132 37 6
1006 Well, you have to admit it is time to leave. 1.2800 0.04023 175 133 35 7
1007 I now understand the irony of being named Russel. 1.2800 0.03770 175 130 41 4
1008 Finally, my casting call for "Mulch Ado About Nothing." 1.2800 0.04104 175 134 33 8
1009 Help! I can’t feel my trunk! 1.2800 0.04104 175 134 33 8
1010 Sorry, I'm just not the clingy type, John. 1.2800 0.03770 175 130 41 4
1011 I'm sorry, I fell for someone else! 1.2800 0.04183 175 135 31 9
1012 Our May to November relationship hung on longer than most. 1.2800 0.03856 175 131 39 5
1013 You know, we`re many colors but we`re really all the same. 1.2800 0.03592 175 133 37 5
1014 Why is it that you are always the last to leaf the party ? 1.2800 0.03899 175 134 34 7
1015 Okay! Okay! You win! 1.2800 0.04023 175 133 35 7
1016 I'd have liked to stick around, but the branch office let me go. 1.2800 0.04023 175 133 35 7
1017 Maybe we’ll meet again on the same rake 1.2800 0.03682 175 129 43 3
1018 And yes, "Blowin' in the Wind" is still my favorite song! 1.2800 0.03770 175 130 41 4
1019 But in L.A., you'd miss the seasons. 1.2800 0.04104 175 134 33 8
1020 I was going to go yelling and screaming, but now I think fluttering is good enough. 1.2800 0.03770 175 130 41 4
1021 Apologies. I was wrong about what deciduous meant. 1.2800 0.03682 175 129 43 3
1022 It was nice hanging with you. 1.2800 0.03682 175 129 43 3
1023 This whole season I have had attachment issues. 1.2800 0.03940 175 132 37 6
1024 We do this all the time. Get over it. 1.2800 0.03940 175 132 37 6
1025 I broke it off too soon. Now I realize I'm falling for you. 1.2800 0.04183 175 135 31 9
1026 Don’t be a snob. Get down to earth. 1.2800 0.03940 175 132 37 6
1027 ... and just when I was about to peak! 1.2800 0.04104 175 134 33 8
1028 If I leaf you will you still luff me? 1.2800 0.04261 175 136 29 10
1029 Now I'm going to drift by his window. 1.2791 0.03894 172 129 38 5
1030 You remember that famous scene in Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid...? 1.2791 0.03981 172 130 36 6
1031 I’ll always remember our photosynthesis 1.2791 0.04148 172 132 32 8
1032 I'll be retiring to the garage behind the lawnmower. 1.2791 0.03894 172 129 38 5
1033 So I voted for the Green New Deal. What did it get me? Same old, same old. 1.2791 0.03716 172 127 42 3
1034 My Uber has arrived at last. 1.2791 0.03981 172 130 36 6
1035 C'mon Jim, why do you think they call it 'fall' 1.2791 0.03981 172 130 36 6
1036 But if I'd ever leave you, It couldn't be in autummmmmmnnnnnnn... 1.2791 0.04065 172 131 34 7
1037 I'll see you in the compost pile. 1.2791 0.03806 172 128 40 4
1038 I hope I see you in the afterleaf 1.2791 0.04666 129 98 26 5
1039 Sorry Carl, I've changed and you haven't. 1.2791 0.03894 172 129 38 5
1040 I think the popular choice just got easier with time. 1.2791 0.03806 172 128 40 4
1041 Hit pause so I don't miss the ending! 1.2791 0.03981 172 130 36 6
1042 I hope you can hang on until spring. 1.2791 0.03806 172 128 40 4
1043 It's time to meet the grim raker 1.2778 0.04131 162 123 33 6
1044 I always hoped that you would go first. 1.2775 0.03961 173 131 36 6
1045 Orange isn't your natural color!? 1.2775 0.04208 173 134 30 9
1046 Remember, all leaves matter. 1.2775 0.03787 173 129 40 4
1047 I always dreamed of us going together. 1.2775 0.04045 173 132 34 7
1048 At least you can enjoy that alone time you always wanted... 1.2775 0.03961 173 131 36 6
1049 Hang in there, the odds of surviving winter are actually greater than the odds of having your caption selected. 1.2775 0.04208 173 134 30 9
1050 To be honest, I always thought you'd go first. 1.2775 0.03875 173 130 38 5
1051 Ohhh so that's why they call us "leaves" 1.2775 0.04045 173 132 34 7
1052 I'm not taking the fall for you. 1.2775 0.04287 173 135 28 10
1053 I always knew branching out was a bad idea 1.2775 0.03698 173 128 42 3
1054 But you said you’d never leave 1.2775 0.03961 173 131 36 6
1055 It’s the fall that kills you 1.2775 0.04127 173 133 32 8
1056 Hurry!! Make a wish! 1.2775 0.03961 173 131 36 6
1057 It's been an honor to serve you, Mr President 1.2775 0.04208 173 134 30 9
1058 Now I‘m free, free fallin’! 1.2765 0.04172 170 131 31 8
1059 Gee, I hate to leave you hanging. 1.2765 0.03824 170 132 31 7
1060 Follow my podcast: "The Rake's Progress". 1.2765 0.04088 170 130 33 7
1061 I thought if I called it "autumn," I wouldn't fall. 1.2765 0.03914 170 128 37 5
1062 Wait! Will they really let me feed the worms? 1.2765 0.04088 170 130 33 7
1063 I'll meet you on the sidewalk. 1.2765 0.04255 170 132 29 9
1064 I thought you said on 'Go' !? 1.2765 0.04002 170 129 35 6
1065 Mark my words, Leif, it will happen to you too. 1.2765 0.04088 170 130 33 7
1066 I’ll meet you on the other sidewalk. 1.2765 0.04415 170 134 25 11
1067 My leaf is flashing before my eyes. 1.2765 0.04336 170 133 27 10
1068 Uh oh. Crunch time. 1.2765 0.03914 170 128 37 5
1069 Tell the world my story. 1.2765 0.04088 170 130 33 7
1070 If you're not changing, I'm leaving! 1.2765 0.04002 170 129 35 6
1071 I am aiming to land next to that sweet ginger maple from next door. 1.2765 0.03914 170 128 37 5
1072 There's really no point in holding on. 1.2765 0.04088 170 130 33 7
1073 Find me. 1.2765 0.04172 170 131 31 8
1074 You stupid fool. The fall'll probably kill you! 1.2765 0.04002 170 129 35 6
1075 Make sure you unplug the iron before you leave! 1.2765 0.03914 170 128 37 5
1076 You're one pig-headed leaf and I'll always respect you for it. 1.2765 0.04088 170 130 33 7
1077 If we play it smart and the wind cooperates,we can meet again in the compost bin. 1.2765 0.03914 170 128 37 5
1078 A lot of friends head south in winter, but I need more culture. 1.2765 0.03732 170 126 41 3
1079 You had all summer to think about this moment and the best you could come up with is that old cliche, 'Into each leaf a little fall must reign?'" 1.2765 0.04088 170 130 33 7
1080 And they say only fools get leaf insurance. 1.2765 0.04255 170 132 29 9
1081 You win. The tree does like you best. 1.2765 0.03914 170 128 37 5
1082 It's been great changing color with you. 1.2765 0.03914 170 128 37 5
1083 I’ll never leaf you. 1.2765 0.04172 170 131 31 8
1084 Our Uber is here! 1.2765 0.04088 170 130 33 7
1085 Looks like you win the office pool 1.2765 0.04255 170 132 29 9
1086 That’s why they call it fallllll...... 1.2765 0.04172 170 131 31 8
1087 At least I held on longer than de Blasio. 1.2765 0.03824 170 127 39 4
1088 Come on, I hate travelling alone. 1.2765 0.03914 170 128 37 5
1089 I love getting blown." 1.2765 0.03914 170 128 37 5
1090 It's my time to take a leaf of absence." 1.2765 0.03824 170 127 39 4
1091 I hate that we only get to see family at funerals. 1.2727 0.04414 165 130 25 10
1092 I'm leafing you now, but will see you in the fall 1.2716 0.04015 162 123 34 5
1093 I'm falling for you." 1.2711 0.04134 166 128 31 7
1094 But Mom, all the cool leaves are doing it! 1.2711 0.03860 166 125 37 4
1095 The worst aspect of growing old is seeing all your friends die before you. 1.2711 0.04044 166 127 33 6
1096 The answer isn't staying on the tree branch. 1.2711 0.03953 166 126 35 5
1097 Well, you only leaf once!" 1.2711 0.04044 166 127 33 6
1098 I'll share my location on WhatsApp! 1.2711 0.04134 166 128 31 7
1099 Bye, Marvin, see you in the Mulch. 1.2711 0.04221 166 129 29 8
1100 Wait, I said I was going to let YOU go. 1.2711 0.03764 166 124 39 3
1101 Ars longa, vita brevis. See ya! 1.2711 0.04134 166 128 31 7
1102 Hit the ground running...seriously? 1.2711 0.04221 166 129 29 8
1103 Well, this is where I leaf you. 1.2692 0.04102 156 119 32 5
1104 The fall is coming. 1.2690 0.04295 145 111 29 5
1105 Dude.....It’s your breath. And it’s not just me. 1.2671 0.04384 161 127 25 9
1106 I'll meet you in the mulch pile at midnight! 1.2671 0.03917 161 122 35 4
1107 I only hope I don't wind up part of some kid's art project. 1.2671 0.04015 161 123 33 5
1108 Keep it up! 1.2671 0.03917 161 122 35 4
1109 I guess that 'fake news' about season change was right after all... 1.2671 0.04203 161 125 29 7
1110 Go ahead and free fall," they said. "It would be fun", they said 1.2671 0.03917 161 122 35 4
1111 Come on...all the cool leaves are doing it! 1.2671 0.04295 161 126 27 8
1112 I thought we agreed: “When you jump, I jump!” 1.2671 0.04472 161 128 23 10
1113 Turn on my out-of-office reply! 1.2671 0.04384 161 127 25 9
1114 Resist! 1.2671 0.04203 161 125 29 7
1115 I'm returning to my roots 1.2671 0.03917 161 122 35 4
1116 Alone at last! 1.2671 0.04203 161 125 29 7
1117 I guess I was wrong all along about how photosynthesis would render us indispensable. 1.2671 0.04015 161 123 33 5
1118 I just hope the dog doesn't shit on me." 1.2671 0.04295 161 126 27 8
1119 Next time say autumn, not fall! 1.2671 0.03816 161 121 37 3
1120 I know everybody's doing it; I just don't see the point. 1.2671 0.04384 161 127 25 9
1121 Look me up when you get to the compost pile! 1.2671 0.03816 161 121 37 3
1122 Dammit, Bob. You said 'on 'three'. 1.2671 0.04203 161 125 29 7
1123 To sleep, perchance to dream... 1.2671 0.04295 161 126 27 8
1124 Now to test my theory of flight. 1.2671 0.04110 161 124 31 6
1125 Dang, hold on until the guy rakes. 1.2671 0.04110 161 124 31 6
1126 If I don't see you we're having a big gathering later tonight. 1.2671 0.04203 161 125 29 7
1127 Oh no...... is one ever ready? 1.2671 0.03816 161 121 37 3
1128 You're the one who wanted to move to a place with seasons! 1.2671 0.04110 161 124 31 6
1129 We're all getting together later, if you can make it. 1.2671 0.04110 161 124 31 6
1130 I'm moving out. 1.2671 0.04110 161 124 31 6
1131 She leaves me. She leaves me not 1.2671 0.04015 161 123 33 5
1132 He who leafs last...lasts longest. 1.2671 0.04110 161 124 31 6
1133 I'm hanging on to see how the Trump saga plays out. 1.2671 0.04015 161 123 33 5
1134 Stop singing "I'll see you in September". 1.2671 0.04110 161 124 31 6
1135 To everything there is a season. 1.2671 0.03917 161 122 35 4
1136 I'll take the fall for this one. 1.2671 0.03917 161 122 35 4
1137 I'm blown away........ 1.2671 0.03917 161 122 35 4
1138 But I was only one day from retirement! 1.2671 0.04015 161 123 33 5
1139 I'm telling you, if you want to be in the leaf pile, you've got to get in on the ground floor. 1.2671 0.03917 161 122 35 4
1140 I'll meet you at the car! 1.2671 0.04203 161 125 29 7
1141 If the planet is still here, I'll see you in springtime 1.2671 0.03713 161 120 39 2
1142 Nobody wants you when you're old and brown. 1.2671 0.03607 161 119 41 1
1143 The horror! We Oak Leaves falling on Maple Street! 1.2671 0.04015 161 123 33 5
1144 It's not the fall that gets me, it's the separation anxiety. 1.2671 0.04015 161 123 33 5
1145 Here goes the long-anticipated float into nothingness. 1.2671 0.03917 161 122 35 4
1146 You said I was different. That we'd leave together. Then you just blow me off like the rest of them. 1.2671 0.04110 161 124 31 6
1147 Now that I'm in the middle of it, I vote for 'Autumn' over 'Fall'.... 1.2671 0.03917 161 122 35 4
1148 I don't care if we have roots in New England... I told you in the spring we should have gone to Florida! 1.2671 0.04295 161 126 27 8
1149 Is "left" the past tense of "leaf"? 1.2671 0.04384 161 127 25 9
1150 I'll save a spot for you. 1.2671 0.04110 161 124 31 6
1151 What happen to our quid pro quoooooo? 1.2671 0.04110 161 124 31 6
1152 I’ll save a spot for you in the bag. 1.2671 0.04015 161 123 33 5
1153 Remember: I want to be cremated! 1.2671 0.04015 161 123 33 5
1154 I don't adapt well to change. 1.2671 0.03917 161 122 35 4
1155 Sometimes, you just gotta let go. 1.2671 0.04015 161 123 33 5
1156 Hey! It's only seasonal work. Watch out for ICE! 1.2671 0.04015 161 123 33 5
1157 Watch how I do it. The trick is to turn over a new leaf. 1.2671 0.04110 161 124 31 6
1158 Last one down is it! 1.2671 0.04015 161 123 33 5
1159 Ohhhhhhh that's why they call it Fall 1.2671 0.04015 161 123 33 5
1160 I still say climate change is a hoooaaax! 1.2671 0.04110 161 124 31 6
1161 You said you'd fall for me too! 1.2671 0.04203 161 125 29 7
1162 I told you so 1.2671 0.04110 161 124 31 6
1163 ‘I’m not scared to die,I’m scared of going to Mulch.’ 1.2671 0.04203 161 125 29 7
1164 I always knew it would end like this. 1.2658 0.04155 158 122 30 6
1165 Well, at least now I can testify before congress. 1.2653 0.04244 147 113 29 5
1166 Aren’t we beautiful this time of year? 1.2642 0.04133 159 123 30 6
1167 OK! I'm going to turn over a new leaf. 1.2642 0.04228 159 124 28 7
1168 So much has changed—I just can’t stay any longer. 1.2642 0.04228 159 124 28 7
1169 God, I hate fall. 1.2642 0.04133 159 123 30 6
1170 I can't believe how easily I fell for you! 1.2642 0.03986 159 124 29 6
1171 You win! 1.2642 0.04228 159 124 28 7
1172 A leaf; a wind; a suddenly opened door. 1.2642 0.03935 159 121 34 4
1173 Avenge me! 1.2642 0.04228 159 124 28 7
1174 You won ..... see you in the compost ....! 1.2642 0.04035 159 122 32 5
1175 Guess I’m leaving 1.2642 0.04321 159 125 26 8
1176 Like all my family I want to.be cremated. 1.2642 0.04133 159 123 30 6
1177 I hate to leave you like this. 1.2642 0.04035 159 122 32 5
1178 What happened to the suicide pact? 1.2642 0.04133 159 123 30 6
1179 Fall? I thought it was autumn! 1.2642 0.04133 159 123 30 6
1180 Caterpillars in spring, desiccation in fall... I quit. 1.2642 0.04035 159 122 32 5
1181 I'm giving in to peer pressure. 1.2642 0.04133 159 123 30 6
1182 Hurry up! You don't want to be left behind. 1.2642 0.04228 159 124 28 7
1183 I’m oaky, tawny, well-aged, and ready to be laid down. 1.2642 0.04228 159 124 28 7
1184 I guess this is what happens when you go out on a limb. 1.2642 0.04133 159 123 30 6
1185 Guess you'll be the last to leave! 1.2642 0.04133 159 123 30 6
1186 Oh my God, I'm coming 1.2642 0.04412 159 126 24 9
1187 I guess that leafs just one of us. 1.2642 0.04133 159 123 30 6
1188 Oh how I hate to see October go 1.2642 0.04035 159 122 32 5
1189 Hang tough! 1.2642 0.03935 159 121 34 4
1190 It's me, not you.. 1.2642 0.04412 159 126 24 9
1191 If you leaf now you can beat the rush. 1.2642 0.03728 159 124 30 5
1192 For the record, I'm succumbing to the gravity--not the peer pressure. 1.2642 0.04133 159 123 30 6
1193 That's not what I meant by "branching out". 1.2642 0.04035 159 122 32 5
1194 See, calling it Autumn doesn't make a damn difference! 1.2642 0.04035 159 122 32 5
1195 I am falling and I won't be able to get up! 1.2642 0.03935 159 121 34 4
1196 I hate to leave you hanging... 1.2642 0.04321 159 125 26 8
1197 I knew I'd end up being the fall guy for you! 1.2642 0.04133 159 123 30 6
1198 We had a wonderful summer, Roger. But we've both changed. 1.2642 0.04035 159 122 32 5
1199 There's no beating around the bush: I'm falling for someone else. 1.2642 0.04133 159 123 30 6
1200 Yeah, but then they'd call us "stays." 1.2642 0.04228 159 124 28 7
1201 I hate it when winter comes early 1.2642 0.03833 159 120 36 3
1202 But I don't want to leave! 1.2642 0.04321 159 125 26 8
1203 Holy s***, we’re in color! 1.2642 0.04133 159 123 30 6
1204 This is why I prefer “autumn.” 1.2642 0.04035 159 122 32 5
1205 It's going to be a long Fall. 1.2642 0.04133 159 123 30 6
1206 We were the perfect couple! 1.2642 0.04133 159 123 30 6
1207 I'm not going anywhere. Season change is fake news! 1.2642 0.03935 159 121 34 4
1208 I always take the fall for you. 1.2642 0.04035 159 122 32 5
1209 Why are we always the last to leave? 1.2642 0.04133 159 123 30 6
1210 Sometimes you just want to curl up and die. 1.2642 0.03619 159 121 36 2
1211 Well, all summer you said I should be more grounded. 1.2642 0.04035 159 122 32 5
1212 I was told it's so much fun down there I'll be blown away 1.2642 0.04035 159 122 32 5
1213 This has nothing to do with global warming. 1.2642 0.04133 159 123 30 6
1214 It's time to take my leave. 1.2636 0.04607 129 100 24 5
1215 Well, you said leave me alone, hope you’re happy now. 1.2628 0.04277 156 122 27 7
1216 Every Fall it's the same temulchuous ending. 1.2614 0.04226 153 119 28 6
1217 Well, there goes the neighborhood. 1.2614 0.04226 153 119 28 6
1218 Winter, Spring, Summer and -FAAALL! 1.2614 0.04018 153 117 32 4
1219 When they said fall was coming i didn’t know this is what they meant. 1.2597 0.04100 154 119 30 5
1220 Hold on to your dreams, my friend. 1.2597 0.03995 154 118 32 4
1221 I swear it's not you, it's just my nature! 1.2597 0.03995 154 118 32 4
1222 We'll always have September. 1.2597 0.04100 154 119 30 5
1223 If only humans looked this good when they were dying. 1.2597 0.03995 154 118 32 4
1224 My abandonment issues start now." 1.2597 0.03777 154 116 36 2
1225 You've changed. 1.2597 0.04302 154 121 26 7
1226 I could use a hand here. 1.2597 0.04202 154 120 28 6
1227 Street cleaning is today so it was great knowing you. 1.2597 0.03888 154 117 34 3
1228 Damn liberals! 1.2597 0.04100 154 119 30 5
1229 You're oak. I'm oak. 1.2597 0.04202 154 120 28 6
1230 See, I'm right and you're still left. 1.2597 0.03888 154 117 34 3
1231 Sorry Stan, but I'm leaving you. 1.2597 0.03888 154 117 34 3
1232 And you said you would never leaf me... 1.2597 0.03995 154 118 32 4
1233 I’ve fallen and I can’t get up! 1.2597 0.04302 154 121 26 7
1234 So long, farewell, auf Wiedersehen, goodbye 1.2597 0.04400 154 122 24 8
1235 I just hope they don't have a mulching mower! 1.2597 0.03888 154 117 34 3
1236 I know I promised to never leave you. Ahhhh! 1.2597 0.03995 154 118 32 4
1237 Time to make like a tree... 1.2597 0.04202 154 120 28 6
1238 Here's where I take my leave. 1.2597 0.03888 154 117 34 3
1239 In our next life, I promise to fall for you again. 1.2597 0.03995 154 118 32 4
1240 Just because everyone else is doing it... 1.2597 0.03995 154 118 32 4
1241 Can so many of us have been so proud? 1.2597 0.04400 154 122 24 8
1242 Always wondered why they call it fall. 1.2597 0.04400 154 122 24 8
1243 I’LL DROP BY LATER 1.2597 0.04302 154 121 26 7
1244 You promised not to leave me hanging! 1.2597 0.04202 154 120 28 6
1245 I'm falling for you, Jim! 1.2597 0.04302 154 121 26 7
1246 Hang in there. Don't Give in..Make us Prooouuudd!! 1.2597 0.03995 154 118 32 4
1247 You really are one in a zillion. 1.2597 0.04202 154 120 28 6
1248 Sorry to leaf you, catch you mulch later! 1.2597 0.04302 154 121 26 7
1249 Remember when we used to do this in October instead of the week before Christmas? 1.2597 0.03888 154 117 34 3
1250 It’s never been my intention to leaf you! 1.2597 0.04100 154 119 30 5
1251 Float like a butterfly, swing from the tree. 1.2597 0.03888 154 117 34 3
1252 You jinxed it! It's called Autumn, Chuck.... Autumn 1.2597 0.04302 154 121 26 7
1253 Its crunch time, been nice hanging with you. 1.2597 0.03888 154 117 34 3
1254 They don’t call it “fall” for nothin’! 1.2597 0.03888 154 117 34 3
1255 I never thought this could happen to me 1.2597 0.04302 154 121 26 7
1256 I'll always remember us as buds!" 1.2597 0.03888 154 117 34 3
1257 First they rake you into a pile. Then they jump on you. And then they light you on fire. They call it election season. 1.2597 0.04302 154 121 26 7
1258 You're really making me the fall guy? 1.2597 0.04202 154 120 28 6
1259 I thought you were the down-to-earth one. 1.2597 0.04202 154 120 28 6
1260 Enjoy your composting, I will 1.2597 0.04100 154 119 30 5
1261 I"ll call you when I land. 1.2597 0.04400 154 122 24 8
1262 I said ON three 1.2597 0.03777 154 116 36 2
1263 I always worried I'd be the first to go. 1.2597 0.03888 154 117 34 3
1264 Oh, I finally get the joke about how hard it is to leaf. 1.2597 0.03995 154 118 32 4
1265 Dry humor has a lot going for it. 1.2597 0.03995 154 118 32 4
1266 I'm sorry to leaf you behind. I never expected to fall for you. 1.2597 0.04202 154 120 28 6
1267 At least they don't rake here. 1.2597 0.03777 154 116 36 2
1268 Help! I’m falling and I’ll get swept up. 1.2597 0.03888 154 117 34 3
1269 It's not you Gary, I'm just falling for someone else. 1.2597 0.03777 154 116 36 2
1270 So this leaves only you. 1.2597 0.04302 154 121 26 7
1271 Why are you always late? 1.2597 0.03995 154 118 32 4
1272 Looks like I’m the Fall guy. 1.2597 0.04100 154 119 30 5
1273 Don't look so smug, Ethel. The same fate awaits us all. 1.2597 0.04202 154 120 28 6
1274 You'll know when it's your time. 1.2597 0.03888 154 117 34 3
1275 Call it peer pressure if you want. 1.2597 0.03995 154 118 32 4
1276 Are you coming back next year as an oak or ginkgo? 1.2597 0.04400 154 122 24 8
1277 Goodbye my summer love, I'm falling for you all over again. 1.2597 0.04100 154 119 30 5
1278 “Why did it have to be "The fall"? Couldn't it be "The safe landing"?” 1.2597 0.03995 154 118 32 4
1279 Stay strong, and don’t let’m see you sweat. 1.2597 0.03888 154 117 34 3
1280 Can't you see I'm falling for you? 1.2597 0.03995 154 118 32 4
1281 Deciduous sucks. 1.2597 0.04100 154 119 30 5
1282 I'll fall for you soon 1.2597 0.03995 154 118 32 4
1283 Have a pleasant flight 1.2597 0.03888 154 117 34 3
1284 The same thing happened last year! 1.2597 0.04202 154 120 28 6
1285 You said we'd do this together! 1.2597 0.04100 154 119 30 5
1286 I'm going downstairs for coffee. Want anything? 1.2597 0.03995 154 118 32 4
1287 Time to join the masses. 1.2597 0.03663 154 115 38 1
1288 Here comes the Fall! 1.2597 0.04100 154 119 30 5
1289 You just gotta learn to let go! 1.2597 0.03777 154 116 36 2
1290 Well, I guess that leaves this matter up in the air. 1.2597 0.04202 154 120 28 6
1291 Would it have killed you to call it Autumn just once? 1.2597 0.04302 154 121 26 7
1292 Well, now we'll see if Nietzsche was right ... 1.2597 0.04589 154 124 20 10
1293 You don't understand....I could have had class. I could have been a contender. I could have been somebody..... 1.2597 0.03663 154 115 38 1
1294 Didn’t expect our branch to make such drastic cutbacks. 1.2597 0.03995 154 118 32 4
1295 Next life I’m definitely a pine tree. 1.2597 0.04100 154 119 30 5
1296 I'm going for a pumpkin spice latte. Do you want anything? 1.2597 0.03995 154 118 32 4
1297 Guess I'm off to push up daisies. 1.2597 0.04400 154 122 24 8
1298 It's ok, I always knew it would just be a summer fling. 1.2597 0.03995 154 118 32 4
1299 Bob Dylan better be right. 1.2597 0.04202 154 120 28 6
1300 It's a living! 1.2597 0.03888 154 117 34 3
1301 Farewell my summer love 1.2597 0.03995 154 118 32 4
1302 What do you mean you forgot the leaflets at school?! 1.2597 0.04302 154 121 26 7
1303 You hang on! I'll take the fall! 1.2597 0.04302 154 121 26 7
1304 My contribution to maple syrup, I’m taking the fall. 1.2597 0.03888 154 117 34 3
1305 You said you’d jump on three. 1.2597 0.03995 154 118 32 4
1306 I fell for you last year and we both got swept away 1.2597 0.03995 154 118 32 4
1307 If the Ancient Stories are true, I'll see you in the Spring... 1.2597 0.03995 154 118 32 4
1308 The Buddha says we should let go of our attachments, but I’m not readeeeeeeee...! 1.2597 0.04202 154 120 28 6
1309 Please don’t leaf me alone up here 1.2597 0.04400 154 122 24 8
1310 I hope we are in the same mulch pile! 1.2597 0.04100 154 119 30 5
1311 Goodby Grace. 1.2597 0.04202 154 120 28 6
1312 I’ve finally been cleared for landing! 1.2597 0.03995 154 118 32 4
1313 Et tu, Brute! Then fall, Caesar. 1.2597 0.04202 154 120 28 6
1314 I told you we’re deciduous. 1.2597 0.04202 154 120 28 6
1315 I'll see you in the After Pile. 1.2597 0.03888 154 117 34 3
1316 One more time, it's spring forward, fall back, right? 1.2597 0.03995 154 118 32 4
1317 You gotta learn to let go, Larry 1.2597 0.03888 154 117 34 3
1318 Why is everyone leaving? 1.2597 0.04302 154 121 26 7
1319 I'm just blown away by you! 1.2597 0.04302 154 121 26 7
1320 Ah! I snapped! I should have listened to you and practiced meditation. 1.2597 0.03995 154 118 32 4
1321 Let's hang out again! Same time, next year? 1.2597 0.04100 154 119 30 5
1322 Let's leave. There's always a good crowd at the Maples. 1.2597 0.03888 154 117 34 3
1323 I always knew that I'd fall for you 1.2597 0.03995 154 118 32 4
1324 Just talk to the tree. 1.2597 0.03888 154 117 34 3
1325 Oh dear, ‘Ring Around the Rosie just got a lot more extreme! 1.2597 0.04100 154 119 30 5
1326 It’s not about you. I just need to branch out. 1.2597 0.03777 154 116 36 2
1327 If I don't see you, have a great winter. 1.2597 0.04400 154 122 24 8
1328 My friends warned me that you were too clingy. 1.2597 0.04202 154 120 28 6
1329 Sorry, but someone has to be dead last. 1.2597 0.04202 154 120 28 6
1330 Don't say: "don't leave me!" 1.2597 0.04202 154 120 28 6
1331 I thought we would leave together 1.2597 0.04302 154 121 26 7
1332 Chaos theory, it's the Monarchs fault. 1.2597 0.03888 154 117 34 3
1333 I told you it's just a seasonal affair! 1.2597 0.03995 154 118 32 4
1334 Goodbye friend! I'm off to either a compost pile or a garbage dump. 1.2597 0.03995 154 118 32 4
1335 It’s not just dogs who go to heaven, right...? 1.2597 0.03888 154 117 34 3
1336 Louis, I think this is the end of a beautiful friendship 1.2597 0.03777 154 116 36 2
1337 Stop trembling like a leaf and jump! 1.2597 0.04202 154 120 28 6
1338 Everyone else on our family tree has scattered. 1.2597 0.04100 154 119 30 5
1339 I always hated youuuuuu! 1.2597 0.03995 154 118 32 4
1340 I told you we should have been Leaves of Grass!" 1.2597 0.03995 154 118 32 4
1341 I just tired of hanging around. 1.2597 0.03777 154 116 36 2
1342 But most of all, I'm sorry that I'll miss the impeachment. 1.2597 0.03995 154 118 32 4
1343 Just because they all do it doesn't mean you have to. 1.2597 0.04302 154 121 26 7
1344 Oh, and I quit my job today. Okay bye! 1.2597 0.04202 154 120 28 6
1345 Then just think of it as "autumn." 1.2597 0.04202 154 120 28 6
1346 I tried to hang on but the taxes are killing me here... 1.2597 0.04202 154 120 28 6
1347 Remember, my love, you can't spell DECIDUOUS without US... 1.2597 0.04302 154 121 26 7
1348 Look, if I commit now, I have a really good shot at getting into some really top Ivy League compost. 1.2597 0.04302 154 121 26 7
1349 Nooo, don’t leave me ! 1.2597 0.03995 154 118 32 4
1350 I’m out of here. I refuse to be last. 1.2597 0.04302 154 121 26 7
1351 I think I'm falling for you, Frank..but must you be so clingy? 1.2597 0.03232 154 119 33 2
1352 Global warming is a hooooax! 1.2597 0.04100 154 119 30 5
1353 Find me on Facebook! 1.2597 0.04100 154 119 30 5
1354 You’re turning into someone I don’t recognize. 1.2597 0.04202 154 120 28 6
1355 If they wanted you to stay they would have called it 'stay' not 'Fall'. 1.2597 0.03423 154 118 34 2
1356 So.....are you falling for me? 1.2597 0.04202 154 120 28 6
1357 You always think it only happens to others. 1.2597 0.03995 154 118 32 4
1358 I held on for you for as long as I could 1.2597 0.03485 154 121 29 4
1359 I hate moving 1.2597 0.04400 154 122 24 8
1360 Who’re you calling a lightweight? 1.2597 0.04302 154 121 26 7
1361 We're all just fall guys. 1.2597 0.04100 154 119 30 5
1362 Hope to see you next fall. 1.2597 0.04100 154 119 30 5
1363 Stop! Don't leaf me behind! 1.2597 0.03995 154 118 32 4
1364 That’s the last time I go out on a limb for you! 1.2597 0.03888 154 117 34 3
1365 What do you mean I’m a lemming? 1.2597 0.04100 154 119 30 5
1366 Don’t forget to shut off the water. 1.2597 0.03777 154 116 36 2
1367 This weather always blows me away. 1.2597 0.04100 154 119 30 5
1368 The family tree is getting a little sparse. 1.2597 0.04302 154 121 26 7
1369 I’m more scared of being forgotten. 1.2597 0.04100 154 119 30 5
1370 Finally, retirement! 1.2597 0.03995 154 118 32 4
1371 Don`t leaf me alone! 1.2583 0.04038 151 116 31 4
1372 It's the end of the fourth quarter and it looks like crunch time. 1.2583 0.04146 151 117 29 5
1373 Don’t worry, I’ll save you a spot. 1.2583 0.04251 151 118 27 6
1374 Don't worry - I'll save you a seat. 1.2583 0.04146 151 117 29 5
1375 Wait! Do-over! 1.2583 0.04038 151 116 31 4
1376 I'm taking a leaf of faith! 1.2583 0.04038 151 116 31 4
1377 I'm off to join the decaying masses! 1.2583 0.03927 151 115 33 3
1378 I need to know. Were we something more than a quick spring. 1.2583 0.04251 151 118 27 6
1379 You didn't say if you preferred to be mulched or bagged? 1.2583 0.03813 151 114 35 2
1380 Hang in there pal. You're the last leaf of the season. 1.2583 0.04146 151 117 29 5
1381 No, you go first." "No, you go first." "No, you go first. 1.2583 0.04353 151 119 25 7
1382 I'll never call you too clingy again! 1.2583 0.04353 151 119 25 7
1383 I told you to call it autumn! 1.2583 0.04454 151 120 23 8
1384 Are you kidding me? That's why they call it Fallll. 1.2583 0.04038 151 116 31 4
1385 I think I’m starting to fall for you... 1.2583 0.04251 151 118 27 6
1386 I never saw Paris. 1.2583 0.03813 151 114 35 2
1387 Marco! 1.2583 0.03927 151 115 33 3
1388 This part of the 'Circle of Life' is so unseemly. 1.2583 0.03927 151 115 33 3
1389 Why do you always have to be the last to leave? 1.2583 0.04251 151 118 27 6
1390 Pine all you want, but we'll always be deciduous. 1.2583 0.04146 151 117 29 5
1391 Bottom of the tree means top of the pile! 1.2583 0.04251 151 118 27 6
1392 Ohhh, NOW I know why they call it 'fall', duh! 1.2583 0.04038 151 116 31 4
1393 Don’t you know that’s why they call it Fall 1.2583 0.03927 151 115 33 3
1394 I'm falling for you, see you in the compost Stella 1.2583 0.04146 151 117 29 5
1395 Pride cometh before the fall, Allen! 1.2583 0.04353 151 119 25 7
1396 I hope to decompose near you! 1.2583 0.03927 151 115 33 3
1397 Sweetheart, I'm the fall guy. 1.2583 0.04038 151 116 31 4
1398 Sorry oki, but I'm the fall guy. 1.2583 0.04038 151 116 31 4
1399 No one will be able to call me 'clingy' now! 1.2583 0.04251 151 118 27 6
1400 Well,let's hope those paraglider lessons pay off. 1.2583 0.04146 151 117 29 5
1401 Gotta run. Death is trending. 1.2583 0.04353 151 119 25 7
1402 Take good care of the tree. 1.2583 0.04454 151 120 23 8
1403 I’m being relocated to another branch 1.2583 0.04454 151 120 23 8
1404 It's not you, it's deciduous. 1.2583 0.04038 151 116 31 4
1405 Damn! I really wanted to see the impeachment. 1.2583 0.04552 151 121 21 9
1406 I'm gonna miss you so mulch. 1.2583 0.04251 151 118 27 6
1407 ... and then suddenly, Donald Trump was left all alone. 1.2583 0.04552 151 121 21 9
1408 I think it’s time we decompose. 1.2583 0.04038 151 116 31 4
1409 I really am falling for you ! 1.2583 0.04038 151 116 31 4
1410 I dream of covering dog poo for the final act. 1.2583 0.04038 151 116 31 4
1411 'Well, goodbye, I knew it was only a summer fling...' 1.2583 0.04353 151 119 25 7
1412 I've always been partial to Errol Garner's version too. 1.2583 0.03927 151 115 33 3
1413 Don’t leaf me. I was just about to fall for you. 1.2583 0.04146 151 117 29 5
1414 Don't worry. I'll send a text with my GPS coordinates. 1.2583 0.04038 151 116 31 4
1415 I'm gonna get to the root of what's holding us up. 1.2583 0.04146 151 117 29 5
1416 The ground comes for us all. 1.2583 0.04146 151 117 29 5
1417 I told you it wasn't a good idea to branch out 1.2583 0.04353 151 119 25 7
1418 What Happens After The Fall ? 1.2583 0.03927 151 115 33 3
1419 I'm afraid I'll be leaving now.... 1.2583 0.04038 151 116 31 4
1420 Somehow I just knew this wouldn't last. 1.2583 0.03927 151 115 33 3
1421 You need to stop hanging on when it's time to let go. 1.2583 0.03927 151 115 33 3
1422 Nooooo, I don't want to diiiiie 1.2583 0.04038 151 116 31 4
1423 I just hope I'm spared the rake. 1.2583 0.04038 151 116 31 4
1424 Oh come on. Join the crowd. 1.2583 0.04251 151 118 27 6
1425 Look away, I’m orange! 1.2583 0.04038 151 116 31 4
1426 You picked a fine time to leave me. 1.2583 0.04038 151 116 31 4
1427 Sorry, but I have to leaf you now. 1.2583 0.04146 151 117 29 5
1428 Snowflakes ain't got nothin' on us. 1.2583 0.03927 151 115 33 3
1429 Promise me you’ll wait... 1.2583 0.04251 151 118 27 6
1430 Look for me at Second and Main. 1.2583 0.04038 151 116 31 4
1431 I don't want to decompose. 1.2583 0.03927 151 115 33 3
1432 So this is why they call us leaves. 1.2583 0.04146 151 117 29 5
1433 There's no easy way down. 1.2583 0.04251 151 118 27 6
1434 It's time we broke up. 1.2583 0.04146 151 117 29 5
1435 The landing's not bad, but I dread getting run over. 1.2583 0.04038 151 116 31 4
1436 Hold on for your dear leaf! 1.2583 0.04038 151 116 31 4
1437 Well, that lemming's TED talk made it sound like fun. 1.2583 0.04146 151 117 29 5
1438 I should have bought some carbon offsets! 1.2583 0.04251 151 118 27 6
1439 Natural selection 1.2583 0.04454 151 120 23 8
1440 I leaf you... get it? I leaf you. 1.2583 0.04038 151 116 31 4
1441 I'm leaving while I still can. 1.2583 0.04038 151 116 31 4
1442 I never thought this would only be a summer romance! 1.2583 0.04038 151 116 31 4
1443 I hate to leave you like this.... but nature calls.... 1.2583 0.04251 151 118 27 6
1444 The schools are just better down there - you’ll understand when you have kids 1.2583 0.04353 151 119 25 7
1445 “ If ever I would leaf you, it wouldn’t be in Summer. . . . 1.2583 0.04038 151 116 31 4
1446 I guess your on your own now. 1.2583 0.04038 151 116 31 4
1447 Now you're the last leaf hanging. 1.2583 0.03927 151 115 33 3
1448 It must be autumn because I'm falling for you. 1.2583 0.04251 151 118 27 6
1449 Be sure your location status is turned on!!! 1.2583 0.04552 151 121 21 9
1450 It seemed so normal for the others -- why is it so scary for me? 1.2583 0.03927 151 115 33 3
1451 You just can't let it go, can you? Well fine, stick around, I'm leaving! 1.2583 0.03813 151 114 35 2
1452 You must promise me that you'll survive. Never let go, Rose. 1.2583 0.04251 151 118 27 6
1453 Sadly,this one falling out ends our summer romance. 1.2583 0.03927 151 115 33 3
1454 You're last, but not least! 1.2583 0.04146 151 117 29 5
1455 Everybody else is doing it! 1.2583 0.03813 151 114 35 2
1456 I'll try and fall on the driver's side window wiper. 1.2583 0.04038 151 116 31 4
1457 Look for me on oak street. 1.2583 0.04038 151 116 31 4
1458 Wish me luck at the Forrest Gump audition! 1.2583 0.04038 151 116 31 4
1459 We were growing apart anyway. 1.2583 0.04038 151 116 31 4
1460 Hope you have a nice fall! 1.2583 0.04251 151 118 27 6
1461 I suppose I’ll have to take the fall for this one... 1.2583 0.04038 151 116 31 4
1462 Damn! Just once I'd like to go somewhere else for the winter. 1.2583 0.04146 151 117 29 5
1463 So what am I, your Fall guy? 1.2583 0.04251 151 118 27 6
1464 I will always be-leaf in you! 1.2583 0.04251 151 118 27 6
1465 I'm proud to be an Oakie from Muskogee, where White Lightening is the biggest thrill of all. 1.2583 0.03754 151 116 32 3
1466 Take care of our mother. 1.2583 0.04251 151 118 27 6
1467 Like I always say, “if you can’t beat em, join ‘em!” 1.2583 0.04146 151 117 29 5
1468 Everyone always leaves me. 1.2583 0.04251 151 118 27 6
1469 Sometimes, you just have to let go! 1.2583 0.04353 151 119 25 7
1470 I'll say, Hi to mom and dad. 1.2583 0.04038 151 116 31 4
1471 I hope next Fall we can go green. 1.2583 0.04353 151 119 25 7
1472 I can’t fly!!! 1.2583 0.04552 151 121 21 9
1473 Orange you coming? 1.2583 0.04146 151 117 29 5
1474 Promise to look me up? 1.2583 0.04146 151 117 29 5
1475 Rose, you said you'd never let go! 1.2583 0.04146 151 117 29 5
1476 I thought we were evergreen! 1.2583 0.04146 151 117 29 5
1477 Who saw this coming? 1.2583 0.04146 151 117 29 5
1478 I always told you this relationship would just be a summer thing. 1.2583 0.04353 151 119 25 7
1479 Sorry babe. It’s time to chill. I told you it was just a summer fling. 1.2583 0.03927 151 115 33 3
1480 I hear it's the fall that kills you, not the fall. 1.2583 0.04251 151 118 27 6
1481 I don't mind the fall so much, it's being stepped on when I'm down that scares me. 1.2583 0.04251 151 118 27 6
1482 I am special. I am unique. There is nobdy quite like me. 1.2583 0.04146 151 117 29 5
1483 Love the view from here but this neighbourhood's getting too pricey for me. 1.2583 0.04251 151 118 27 6
1484 Just face it we all end up in the gutter sooner or later. 1.2583 0.04251 151 118 27 6
1485 No, you keep the branch. I’ll settle somewhere else. 1.2583 0.04146 151 117 29 5
1486 Falling is such sweet sorrow. 1.2583 0.04146 151 117 29 5
1487 I truly believed we were different. 1.2583 0.04353 151 119 25 7
1488 Guess I'll be leaving. 1.2578 0.04606 128 100 23 5
1489 I'll se ya, down the road... 1.2568 0.04082 148 114 30 4
1490 Compost bin 147, look me up. 1.2536 0.04720 138 111 19 8
1491 Let’s meet under the tree. 1.2517 0.03962 147 113 31 3
1492 Good luck Steve. You can do this. Hang in there. 1.2517 0.03962 147 113 31 3
1493 I can't hide it any longer...I've fallen for you. 1.2517 0.03842 147 112 33 2
1494 Let it go. 1.2517 0.04190 147 115 27 5
1495 I'd love to hang out, but I'm officially grounded until next year. 1.2517 0.04078 147 114 29 4
1496 Last one on is a rotten egg. 1.2517 0.04300 147 116 25 6
1497 That’s it. I’m leaving you. 1.2517 0.04078 147 114 29 4
1498 The oak's on you! 1.2517 0.03962 147 113 31 3
1499 Remember when I told you that the road to non-conformity could only lead to loneliness. 1.2517 0.04190 147 115 27 5
1500 You’re next! 1.2517 0.04190 147 115 27 5
1501 Tell my twig and acorns I love them! 1.2517 0.03962 147 113 31 3
1502 It's all downhill from here. 1.2517 0.03962 147 113 31 3
1503 I hope I'm not falling for some rake. 1.2517 0.04190 147 115 27 5
1504 Remember my name! I'm Leaf, Eric's son 1.2517 0.04300 147 116 25 6
1505 Enjoy your victory while you can - your downfall is inevitable. 1.2517 0.04300 147 116 25 6
1506 The Grim Raker is calling meeeeeee. 1.2517 0.03962 147 113 31 3
1507 Why am I always the first to fall? 1.2517 0.04078 147 114 29 4
1508 Please don’t get remarried. 1.2517 0.04078 147 114 29 4
1509 Look for me at the landfill. 1.2517 0.04078 147 114 29 4
1510 But what if air resistance DOESN'T put a force on me?! 1.2517 0.04078 147 114 29 4
1511 I feel like one of the president's men. 1.2517 0.03962 147 113 31 3
1512 We'll finish the conversation later 1.2517 0.03962 147 113 31 3
1513 ‘They let a few of us hang around for the winter. Better than the options.’ 1.2517 0.04300 147 116 25 6
1514 When I said I'd fallen for you, this isn't what I meant. 1.2517 0.03962 147 113 31 3
1515 I told you not to cough. 1.2517 0.03962 147 113 31 3
1516 By By, Miss America pie. 1.2517 0.04407 147 117 23 7
1517 Don’t forget, everyone’s getting together for the big blowout this weekend. 1.2517 0.04078 147 114 29 4
1518 I can't stay out on a limb with you; I need to branch out 1.2517 0.04407 147 117 23 7
1519 Sorry I snapped! 1.2517 0.03962 147 113 31 3
1520 Well, my therapist suggested that I move out of my comfort zone... 1.2517 0.04078 147 114 29 4
1521 It not you, it’s me...but I have to leaf. 1.2517 0.04190 147 115 27 5
1522 I hate existentialism. 1.2517 0.03719 147 111 35 1
1523 But I was so sure that I was in the 1%! 1.2517 0.04078 147 114 29 4
1524 Now you’ll have to bear the survivors’ guilt alone! 1.2517 0.04078 147 114 29 4
1525 Have a beautiful fall. 1.2517 0.04190 147 115 27 5
1526 Well, I’m off to the south for the winter. You coming? 1.2517 0.03842 147 112 33 2
1527 Well, I really let myself get carried away this time. 1.2517 0.03842 147 112 33 2
1528 I've never seen Titanic! 1.2517 0.04190 147 115 27 5
1529 Uh oh, I think I’m about to leaf you. 1.2517 0.04078 147 114 29 4
1530 Look for me on a hipsters Instagram page above an edgy caption about death. 1.2517 0.04300 147 116 25 6
1531 I've decided to branch out - I'll see you after the fall. 1.2517 0.04300 147 116 25 6
1532 Come on, why do you think they call it Fall? 1.2517 0.04300 147 116 25 6
1533 Sorry to be leafing you alone. 1.2517 0.04078 147 114 29 4
1534 I hate leaving at rush hour. 1.2517 0.04078 147 114 29 4
1535 Hang in there...we can do this! 1.2517 0.03460 147 114 31 2
1536 You know what they say, "make like a tree and leaf"... 1.2517 0.04078 147 114 29 4
1537 We can't hang forever 1.2517 0.03962 147 113 31 3
1538 Watch! I'll demonstrate when to pull the cord. 1.2517 0.03842 147 112 33 2
1539 You ever have that dream where you're FAaaaallllinnng? 1.2517 0.03962 147 113 31 3
1540 You will need to branch out alone. 1.2517 0.04078 147 114 29 4
1541 What!? She 's dating the MAPLE leaf?! I'm completely blown away! 1.2517 0.04190 147 115 27 5
1542 Some say there’s an afterleaf 1.2517 0.04407 147 117 23 7
1543 If I'm not back in an hour...just leave 1.2517 0.04407 147 117 23 7
1544 The blower is your friend, but beware the rake. 1.2517 0.04078 147 114 29 4
1545 Okay, watch this! I've been practicing the Triple Lindy in my mind all summer! 1.2517 0.03962 147 113 31 3
1546 I've seen your true colors. I'm leaving! 1.2517 0.04190 147 115 27 5
1547 It’s okay—they banned plastic bags. 1.2517 0.03962 147 113 31 3
1548 I'll be LEAVING you..... sounds like the beginning of a song" 1.2517 0.04078 147 114 29 4
1549 I’m staying. I don’t love you that mulch. 1.2500 0.04123 144 112 28 4
1550 But pumpkin spice lattes aren't even on sale yet! 1.2500 0.04123 144 112 28 4
1551 Outwit, outplay, outlast. Ok you win. 1.2500 0.04437 128 100 24 4
1552 Oh man, I knew I should have moisturized! 1.2500 0.04003 144 111 30 3
1553 Hang in there, Freddy. 1.2481 0.04453 133 105 23 5
1554 It never gets any easier to leaf you. 1.2465 0.04378 142 113 23 6
1555 Gesundheit! 1.2465 0.04378 142 113 23 6
1556 Leaves come and go but I thought you were different! 1.2465 0.04262 142 112 25 5
1557 When you turned, I started falling for someone else. 1.2465 0.04021 142 110 29 3
1558 It's ok to let go. 1.2465 0.04490 142 114 21 7
1559 I’m pretty positive this is not covered by my insurance! 1.2465 0.04143 142 111 27 4
1560 Last fall I landed in a river, exciting 2 weeks traveling to the Gulf. 1.2465 0.04262 142 112 25 5
1561 It's been great photosynthesizing with you. s 1.2465 0.04143 142 111 27 4
1562 I can't stop shaking. 1.2465 0.04262 142 112 25 5
1563 What's the point in hanging on? 1.2465 0.03764 142 113 25 4
1564 Finally Freedom 1.2465 0.04143 142 111 27 4
1565 OH-MY-GOD! Not a Volvo! 1.2465 0.04143 142 111 27 4
1566 See you next year, bud. 1.2465 0.04021 142 110 29 3
1567 I guess this is why they call it “fall”. 1.2465 0.04143 142 111 27 4
1568 I wish I'd traveled more! 1.2465 0.04143 142 111 27 4
1569 Say Hello to Mom. 1.2465 0.04021 142 110 29 3
1570 I'm off to join our trashy neighbors. 1.2465 0.04262 142 112 25 5
1571 You win the bet. 1.2465 0.04378 142 113 23 6
1572 We'll always have Vermont. 1.2465 0.04262 142 112 25 5
1573 Gotta go. I've been subpoenaed by Adam Schiff's committee. 1.2465 0.04021 142 110 29 3
1574 Maybe I’ll catch you later. Depends on how the wind blows. 1.2465 0.04378 142 113 23 6
1575 We knew last Spring it would eventually come to this. 1.2465 0.04021 142 110 29 3
1576 Who am I to fight collectivism? 1.2465 0.04262 142 112 25 5
1577 It was more than just hanging out together to me. 1.2465 0.04143 142 111 27 4
1578 God, I hope I don't land by Todd. 1.2465 0.04378 142 113 23 6
1579 Nature's equivalent of presidential primary season. 1.2465 0.04262 142 112 25 5
1580 Nothing personal. 1.2465 0.04021 142 110 29 3
1581 Get that stick out of your ass and join the rest of us 1.2465 0.04262 142 112 25 5
1582 I'm sycamore of these falling leaves. 1.2465 0.04378 142 113 23 6
1583 I gotta leave now! 1.2465 0.04262 142 112 25 5
1584 Congratulations and good luck in November. 1.2465 0.03895 142 109 31 2
1585 Rapture, Schmapture, aaaah, Lordy Lordy, I'm coming home! 1.2465 0.03895 142 109 31 2
1586 Turn the stove off! 1.2465 0.04021 142 110 29 3
1587 Que sera sera. 1.2465 0.03764 142 108 33 1
1588 Cover me. I'm going in! 1.2465 0.04021 142 110 29 3
1589 I'm afraid things are getting a little too deciduous. 1.2465 0.04021 142 110 29 3
1590 I was going to suggest moving to Miami, but it may be little late 1.2465 0.03895 142 109 31 2
1591 I had hoped to be a leader in this effort. 1.2465 0.03895 142 109 31 2
1592 Hopefully, we'll meet again fertilizing tomatoes. 1.2465 0.04143 142 111 27 4
1593 I'm not red-y yet! I'm just orange-y! 1.2465 0.04021 142 110 29 3
1594 beats the hell out of hanging around with you... 1.2465 0.04490 142 114 21 7
1595 I’m failing to see the humor here. 1.2465 0.04262 142 112 25 5
1596 Is there life after mulch? 1.2465 0.03895 142 109 31 2
1597 I knew there'd be a downside to hanging out with you all summer! 1.2465 0.04143 142 111 27 4
1598 It's been great hangin' out with you! 1.2465 0.03895 142 109 31 2
1599 Don’t you wish it was called “Rise” 1.2465 0.04021 142 110 29 3
1600 Sorry to leave you, but I need to branch out. 1.2465 0.03417 142 113 26 3
1601 “Don’t Cry; I’ll meet you at the leaf blower.” 1.2465 0.04143 142 111 27 4
1602 We'll be together again on earth, Sally. 1.2465 0.04262 142 112 25 5
1603 I'm going south for the winter 1.2465 0.04378 142 113 23 6
1604 I'll see you on the ground. 1.2465 0.03764 142 108 33 1
1605 Let’s go for a spin—meet me at the car 1.2465 0.04143 142 111 27 4
1606 The branches, my friend, are blowin' in the wind. 1.2465 0.04143 142 111 27 4
1607 Let's keep up on Facebook! 1.2465 0.04378 142 113 23 6
1608 I'm not really leaving you. Consider it a grounding. 1.2465 0.04262 142 112 25 5
1609 I hate long drawn out good byes... But we are the last ones up here... or... Last one down is a Monkeys Uncle... Or... I was wrong to think our relationship would last forever... 1.2465 0.04262 142 112 25 5
1610 See you in the compost bin. 1.2465 0.04262 142 112 25 5
1611 Pumpkin spice is a sign of the end of days! 1.2465 0.04143 142 111 27 4
1612 Love your optimism--hang in there, Ralph! 1.2465 0.04143 142 111 27 4
1613 I'll miss you most of all, when Autumn leaves start to fall. 1.2465 0.04262 142 112 25 5
1614 I'm just waiting for my Uber and then I'll be on my way! 1.2465 0.03895 142 109 31 2
1615 You are always late for everything! 1.2465 0.04600 142 115 19 8
1616 I love you, Marcia, but destiny calls. 1.2465 0.04143 142 111 27 4
1617 It’s not you. It’s just that I want to be free to try other leaves. 1.2465 0.03895 142 109 31 2
1618 What will it be: compost, eternal damnation, or burning in hell? 1.2465 0.04021 142 110 29 3
1619 Actually Frank, it IS you. 1.2465 0.04262 142 112 25 5
1620 Ohhhhhh. And I only just broke even on collecting my pension. 1.2465 0.04262 142 112 25 5
1621 Bye,Felicia. 1.2465 0.04378 142 113 23 6
1622 I blame Trump! 1.2465 0.04490 142 114 21 7
1623 It's going to be so boring down there...just lying around all day, doing nothing" 1.2465 0.04021 142 110 29 3
1624 They say that fluttering is easy. 1.2465 0.04143 142 111 27 4
1625 Don't forget to ask for Russell 1.2465 0.04021 142 110 29 3
1626 I'm running down to the corner to get a paper. I'll be right back. 1.2465 0.04378 142 113 23 6
1627 I know. I'm always the last to leaf. 1.2465 0.04143 142 111 27 4
1628 I'm branching out, I'm hoping to become a Leaftenant." 1.2465 0.04021 142 110 29 3
1629 Save me a place. 1.2465 0.04143 142 111 27 4
1630 No, you first, I insist. 1.2465 0.04143 142 111 27 4
1631 Don't be too upset - maybe we'll see each other down the road. 1.2465 0.04262 142 112 25 5
1632 Hope we make it to the same leaf bag 1.2465 0.04262 142 112 25 5
1633 Oh no! I’m having that recurring dream again. 1.2465 0.04262 142 112 25 5
1634 If you're deciduous, I'm deciduous. 1.2465 0.04262 142 112 25 5
1635 Don't worry, kid, you can come back as mulch. 1.2465 0.04143 142 111 27 4
1636 Well, I guess I'm heading down south for the winter. 1.2465 0.04262 142 112 25 5
1637 It's a PANDEMIC! 1.2465 0.04262 142 112 25 5
1638 Oh no! I'm trapped in an O'Henry horror film!!! 1.2465 0.04143 142 111 27 4
1639 I'll be back. 1.2465 0.04490 142 114 21 7
1640 What does deciduous mean? 1.2465 0.04378 142 113 23 6
1641 Can you compost a tweet for meeeeeee?! 1.2465 0.04490 142 114 21 7
1642 I’m just going out for some cigarettes. 1.2465 0.04490 142 114 21 7
1643 Don't worry--I'll be the orange-ish, yellowish, reddish one. 1.2465 0.03764 142 108 33 1
1644 What's falling is the property value on this street 1.2465 0.04143 142 111 27 4
1645 At least I won’t have to listen to the next debate. 1.2465 0.04021 142 110 29 3
1646 And hey—good luck with your fear of abandonment. 1.2465 0.04378 142 113 23 6
1647 My leaf flashed before my eyes. 1.2465 0.04262 142 112 25 5
1648 Rake News! 1.2465 0.04021 142 110 29 3
1649 Global warming, my ass! 1.2465 0.04600 142 115 19 8
1650 The answer, my friend isn’t blowin’ in the wind. 1.2465 0.03895 142 109 31 2
1651 I'll meet you on the other side...of the fence. 1.2465 0.04143 142 111 27 4
1652 I told you the mightiest fall first. 1.2465 0.04143 142 111 27 4
1653 Dying is easy! Comedy is hard! 1.2465 0.04143 142 111 27 4
1654 Personally, I don’t want to be up here for the winter. 1.2465 0.04490 142 114 21 7
1655 Why didn’t we protest this when we had the chance? 1.2465 0.04021 142 110 29 3
1656 It's just you now - please, tell the world our story. 1.2465 0.04021 142 110 29 3
1657 When I land, Sam, the echo will tell you it’s safe to let go! 1.2465 0.04262 142 112 25 5
1658 They call it "relief" 1.2465 0.03895 142 109 31 2
1659 Is that the new Tesla? 1.2465 0.04143 142 111 27 4
1660 See you in leaf-blower hell. 1.2465 0.04021 142 110 29 3
1661 Is it too late to say, “I’m falling for you?” 1.2465 0.04262 142 112 25 5
1662 Why so sad? All May-September romances must inevitably end. 1.2465 0.03629 142 107 35 0
1663 Thus begins my downward spiral into the gutter. 1.2465 0.04262 142 112 25 5
1664 I’m falling for you...really! 1.2465 0.04021 142 110 29 3
1665 I don't care! All our friends are doing it. 1.2465 0.04262 142 112 25 5
1666 I'll be the 127th leaf on your right! 1.2465 0.03895 142 109 31 2
1667 I’ll wait for you on the ground floor. 1.2465 0.03895 142 109 31 2
1668 I’ll meet you under the windshield wipers.. 1.2465 0.04378 142 113 23 6
1669 This is why I never like talking about politics at work, it makes me shake like a - oh here's my ride, see you tomorrow! 1.2465 0.04143 142 111 27 4
1670 So long and thanks for the CO2. 1.2465 0.04262 142 112 25 5
1671 Somehow, it’s just not a peak experience for me. 1.2465 0.04378 142 113 23 6
1672 This is some seriously strong acid. 1.2465 0.04143 142 111 27 4
1673 Just once I’d like to go to Palm Springs instead of heading south 1.2465 0.04021 142 110 29 3
1674 I went out on a limb for you 1.2465 0.04143 142 111 27 4
1675 Nothing gold can stay Paul....nothing gold can stay. 1.2465 0.04021 142 110 29 3
1676 Darling, I’m falling for you 1.2465 0.04021 142 110 29 3
1677 Let's pray fate rakes us together. 1.2465 0.03895 142 109 31 2
1678 Option 1: Don't leave me! Option 2: I don't care what the Dylan song says, there are no answers here! 1.2465 0.04262 142 112 25 5
1679 You won't feel a thing 1.2465 0.04021 142 110 29 3
1680 NOW you tell me "deciduous" means " falling off at maturity." 1.2465 0.04021 142 110 29 3
1681 Remember, we’re better than lemmings! 1.2465 0.03764 142 108 33 1
1682 First time? Just don’t walk towards the light and you’ll be back next spring. 1.2465 0.04143 142 111 27 4
1683 Shall we? 1.2465 0.04143 142 111 27 4
1684 Do you think the kids will find us? 1.2465 0.04021 142 110 29 3
1685 Let's take off sweetheart . Meet you on the hood! 1.2465 0.04021 142 110 29 3
1686 I thought I’d be the last to leave. 1.2465 0.04021 142 110 29 3
1687 Let’s meet up after this Fall. 1.2465 0.04143 142 111 27 4
1688 Darn, it's still the playoffs -- is it CO2 or MLB? 1.2465 0.03764 142 108 33 1
1689 I think I've lost it 1.2465 0.04021 142 110 29 3
1690 You're so stubborn. 1.2465 0.04262 142 112 25 5
1691 Breaking up is so hard to do- particularly in our golden years! 1.2465 0.04021 142 110 29 3
1692 You’re going to watch the season finale without me, aren’t you. 1.2465 0.04378 142 113 23 6
1693 I'm leaving you and going off to mingle with other leaves. Don't tell me you're surprised. 1.2465 0.04378 142 113 23 6
1694 Hope I see you at the L Z. 1.2465 0.03764 142 113 25 4
1695 I can’t hang around listening to you saying ‘Give him time” anymore. 1.2465 0.04021 142 110 29 3
1696 I never got the chance to tell you about my summer. 1.2465 0.04378 142 113 23 6
1697 If only I’d used more sunscreen. 1.2465 0.04490 142 114 21 7
1698 I hope I don't land near Roger. I owe him money. 1.2465 0.04143 142 111 27 4
1699 Quick, look up "penultimate". 1.2465 0.03764 142 108 33 1
1700 I was waiting to leave once the kids left 1.2465 0.03830 142 111 28 3
1701 We hung on as long as we could, now it's all up to you 1.2465 0.04143 142 111 27 4
1702 No hell below us, right? 1.2465 0.04262 142 112 25 5
1703 Forget the gutters, aim for the car wipers. 1.2465 0.04262 142 112 25 5
1704 Are you coming with me or not? 1.2465 0.03895 142 109 31 2
1705 I hear illegal aliens put us in bags and then the snowflakes come... 1.2465 0.04143 142 111 27 4
1706 May fate rake us together again. 1.2465 0.04378 142 113 23 6
1707 Please delete my browsing history! 1.2465 0.04262 142 112 25 5
1708 I blame the flu vaccine. 1.2465 0.04262 142 112 25 5
1709 I’ll leave quietly. I hope I don’t get bagged. 1.2465 0.04143 142 111 27 4
1710 I never thought draft would take me! 1.2465 0.04378 142 113 23 6
1711 I'm feeling a little bit more than separation anxiety! 1.2465 0.04143 142 111 27 4
1712 Don't forget, we had a prenuptial agreement. 1.2465 0.03895 142 109 31 2
1713 I'm leaving you, Madge-- you're a terrible housekeeper. 1.2465 0.03764 142 108 33 1
1714 On my way to the Edvard Munch exhibit. 1.2465 0.04021 142 110 29 3
1715 We could be in Orlando right now but no, you wouldn’t even talk about it! 1.2465 0.04143 142 111 27 4
1716 It's the fall that gets you. 1.2465 0.03764 142 108 33 1
1717 Retirement party's on the lawn, don't be late. 1.2465 0.04021 142 110 29 3
1718 Make like a tree?" I don't get it 1.2465 0.04262 142 112 25 5
1719 I will love you until I hit the ground. 1.2464 0.04217 138 108 26 4
1720 Don’t worry I do this every year 1.2462 0.04511 130 103 22 5
1721 Sorry, I'm always the last to leave aren't I?" "Get home safe Larry." "Same time next year though, right?" 1.2448 0.04462 143 115 21 7
1722 Come on, everyone is doing it! 1.2446 0.04064 139 108 28 3
1723 Will you water my plants? 1.2441 0.04289 127 99 25 3
1724 I just hope I don't end up pressed between the pages of some kid's science book. 1.2422 0.04259 128 100 25 3
1725 FfffffffffUCK! 1.2409 0.04459 137 110 21 6
1726 It's OK. I was not looking forward to 2020 anyways. 1.2409 0.04212 137 108 25 4
1727 It's left to you to tell our story. 1.2409 0.04082 137 107 27 3
1728 I'm not falling for it. 1.2409 0.04337 137 109 23 5
1729 Geronimo! 1.2409 0.04578 137 111 19 7
1730 "We fall for this every year. 1.2409 0.03949 137 106 29 2
1731 I’m not used to being blown this hard! 1.2409 0.04459 137 110 21 6
1732 You said fall was your favorite season! 1.2409 0.04212 137 108 25 4
1733 I'm falling and I'm afraid I won't be able to get up. 1.2409 0.04337 137 109 23 5
1734 Promise me now, and never let go of that promise. Never let go. 1.2409 0.04212 137 108 25 4
1735 See you at the next gathering 1.2409 0.04082 137 107 27 3
1736 Mom always liked you best 1.2409 0.03949 137 106 29 2
1737 Goodby my dear, hopefully we will be able to turn a new leaf. 1.2409 0.03949 137 106 29 2
1738 It’s time for me to leave. 1.2409 0.04082 137 107 27 3
1739 I hung on as long as I could! 1.2409 0.04459 137 110 21 6
1740 Sorry, but now is the time for me to leaf... 1.2409 0.04212 137 108 25 4
1741 What color is my parachute? 1.2409 0.04082 137 107 27 3
1742 I always hoped I'd be the first to go! 1.2409 0.04578 137 111 19 7
1743 And now I take my leave. 1.2409 0.04337 137 109 23 5
1744 I’ll be hanging out at the mulch. 1.2409 0.04212 137 108 25 4
1745 I know something that you don't. 1.2409 0.04337 137 109 23 5
1746 Wiggle a little harder and we can go together. 1.2409 0.04212 137 108 25 4
1747 I will find you!!! 1.2409 0.04082 137 107 27 3
1748 Let’s try life in the gutter. 1.2409 0.04337 137 109 23 5
1749 It's too late to make up--I'm leafing! 1.2409 0.04337 137 109 23 5
1750 The zen master says that we should let go of attachments. 1.2409 0.04337 137 109 23 5
1751 Let's leave together so that one of us is not left out on a limb alone. 1.2409 0.03949 137 106 29 2
1752 I'm leaving, you are on your own! 1.2409 0.03949 137 106 29 2
1753 You said you wanted alone time. I'll leaf you alone. 1.2409 0.04459 137 110 21 6
1754 Now watch carefully, you only get one chance at this. 1.2409 0.03810 137 105 31 1
1755 It's my time to make like autumn and leaf. 1.2409 0.03810 137 105 31 1
1756 I think everyone is done with orange by now. 1.2409 0.04459 137 110 21 6
1757 This will be the last time I'll be turning over a new leaf. 1.2409 0.04578 137 111 19 7
1758 Promise me you'll never leave. 1.2409 0.04016 137 109 24 4
1759 I want to be cremated, not composted. 1.2409 0.04082 137 107 27 3
1760 I was tired of hanging out with you anyway. 1.2409 0.03949 137 106 29 2
1761 I'm "leaving". This makes you the new "branch manager." 1.2409 0.04459 137 110 21 6
1762 I’m sorry I have to leaf you alone. 1.2409 0.04082 137 107 27 3
1763 Help! I'm falling and won't be able to get back up. 1.2409 0.04578 137 111 19 7
1764 Fall the season? I thought you meant the verb. 1.2409 0.04212 137 108 25 4
1765 Abscission! 1.2409 0.03949 137 106 29 2
1766 I hate change 1.2409 0.03949 137 106 29 2
1767 It's a long story -- I'll text you when I land! 1.2409 0.04082 137 107 27 3
1768 Just follow me . . . 1.2409 0.04082 137 107 27 3
1769 I thought we were jumping on three 1.2409 0.04082 137 107 27 3
1770 It’s time to let go Fred 1.2409 0.04082 137 107 27 3
1771 I'll never forget last summer. 1.2409 0.04082 137 107 27 3
1772 Tell the kids not to forget their brown roots! 1.2409 0.04337 137 109 23 5
1773 Just when I'm falling for you, you tell me to leaf you alone. 1.2409 0.04459 137 110 21 6
1774 I'm dropping in, Larry. No leaf left behind. Semper Fi. 1.2409 0.04337 137 109 23 5
1775 Finally, what a releaf! 1.2409 0.03810 137 105 31 1
1776 Gotta be driftin' along. 1.2409 0.04337 137 109 23 5
1777 It's not you...it's tree. 1.2409 0.04459 137 110 21 6
1778 We're all gathering at Joe's Bar &Grill tonight. See you there Ralph". 1.2409 0.04337 137 109 23 5
1779 Maybe you’ll inspire O'Henry. 1.2409 0.04212 137 108 25 4
1780 Oh, THIS is the Bad Place! 1.2409 0.03949 137 106 29 2
1781 This is just like that near death experience I was telling you about. 1.2409 0.04212 137 108 25 4
1782 "Oh Bill, I always thought you'd be the first to go!" 1.2409 0.04459 137 110 21 6
1783 Mark my words, next gust and down YOU go!!!! 1.2409 0.04082 137 107 27 3
1784 It was fun while we lasted. 1.2409 0.04212 137 108 25 4
1785 See you aground! 1.2409 0.04082 137 107 27 3
1786 But, you promised to let go at the same time so we could compost together! 1.2409 0.03949 137 106 29 2
1787 Fare thee well my love. 1.2409 0.04016 137 109 24 4
1788 I'll catch you on the flip-side! 1.2409 0.04337 137 109 23 5
1789 I guess it's separate vacations. 1.2409 0.04212 137 108 25 4
1790 You broke wind? Oh man! 1.2409 0.03949 137 106 29 2
1791 This thou perceivest, which makes thy love more strong, To love that well which thou must leave ere long. 1.2409 0.03949 137 106 29 2
1792 Stop being so dramatic, this happens every year. 1.2409 0.04212 137 108 25 4
1793 We're always the last to leave._ 1.2409 0.04459 137 110 21 6
1794 I'll light on a leaf for you. 1.2409 0.04337 137 109 23 5
1795 Wait, you said 1-2-3 together! 1.2409 0.04337 137 109 23 5
1796 Come on baby, don't fear the raker! 1.2409 0.04082 137 107 27 3
1797 Oh! I think i am falling for you. 1.2409 0.04082 137 107 27 3
1798 Okay, okay. So I was a couple months off calling this a May-December relationship. 1.2409 0.04212 137 108 25 4
1799 Because of global warming, our departure is much earlier this year. 1.2409 0.04337 137 109 23 5
1800 I love you, Pete! My life insurance password is 2gether@WaltWhitman!" 1.2409 0.03667 137 104 33 0
1801 You can do it! Fall! 1.2409 0.04212 137 108 25 4
1802 Ok fine you win 1.2409 0.04337 137 109 23 5
1803 Don’t worry, I’ll meet you in the fall! 1.2409 0.04337 137 109 23 5
1804 I always knew you would be the last to go. 1.2409 0.04212 137 108 25 4
1805 Are you too yellow to fall? 1.2409 0.04337 137 109 23 5
1806 I can’t feel my toes. 1.2409 0.04337 137 109 23 5
1807 Darling, I'm sorry...I said I'd never leave you.. 1.2409 0.04337 137 109 23 5
1808 We fall and Margaret makes this all about herself. 1.2409 0.04337 137 109 23 5
1809 Our branch always liked you best! 1.2409 0.04082 137 107 27 3
1810 Nah, if I attend the bonfire I'm gonna get raked over the coals. 1.2409 0.04337 137 109 23 5
1811 Let’s shoot the breeze,” you said 1.2409 0.03810 137 105 31 1
1812 I'm going out for cigarettes, be right back. 1.2409 0.04212 137 108 25 4
1813 We're past the point of worrying. 1.2409 0.04337 137 109 23 5
1814 See you in the gutter 1.2409 0.04337 137 109 23 5
1815 We break up to rake up! 1.2409 0.04082 137 107 27 3
1816 I think its time for me to leaf 1.2409 0.04212 137 108 25 4
1817 Gotta leave now, but hey! Drop by! 1.2409 0.04212 137 108 25 4
1818 Sorry I didn't tell you sooner...I'm falling for you.... 1.2409 0.03949 137 106 29 2
1819 Deciduous, not coniferous. S*** happens. 1.2409 0.04337 137 109 23 5
1820 i thought we were both going to jump! 1.2409 0.04082 137 107 27 3
1821 You'll be hearing from my lawyer. 1.2409 0.04578 137 111 19 7
1822 We’ve both changed, but that’s no reason to split up.. 1.2409 0.04212 137 108 25 4
1823 I'm gonna try this rakey massage. 1.2409 0.04212 137 108 25 4
1824 I give up bro, what do I have in common with 3 hole punched paper and tea! 1.2409 0.04337 137 109 23 5
1825 You are SO grounded, Mister! 1.2409 0.04459 137 110 21 6
1826 You must promise me that you’ll survive, that you’ll never give up, no matter what happens, no matter how hopeless. Promise me now, Rose. 1.2377 0.04807 122 99 17 6
1827 Gotta go...I'm late for my decomposition. 1.2358 0.04771 123 100 17 6
1828 Quick, heads or tails? 1.2358 0.04175 123 96 25 2
1829 I want you to know I have always been blown away by you. 1.2348 0.04004 132 103 27 2
1830 I never learned how to fly! 1.2348 0.04416 132 106 21 5
1831 I'm not falling for this shit again! 1.2348 0.04004 132 103 27 2
1832 I wish you'd stop calling me rakish. 1.2348 0.04004 132 103 27 2
1833 See ‘ya, wouldn’t what to be ‘ya. 1.2348 0.04004 132 103 27 2
1834 Here's looking at you kid! 1.2348 0.03857 132 102 29 1
1835 Same time next year? 1.2348 0.04004 132 103 27 2
1836 But I'm a leader, not a follower. 1.2348 0.04004 132 103 27 2
1837 Let’s try to meet up again at the bonfire. 1.2348 0.04004 132 103 27 2
1838 It was only a summer romance, baby. 1.2348 0.04146 132 104 25 3
1839 I hate following the crowd 1.2348 0.04416 132 106 21 5
1840 I’m not deserting you. It’s just a seasonal affliction. 1.2348 0.04416 132 106 21 5
1841 Even though I know from years' experience it's a soft landing, I still hate the moment that the tree unexpectedly lets go. 1.2348 0.04283 132 105 23 4
1842 I got a bachelors degree and a masters for this? 1.2348 0.04283 132 105 23 4
1843 Is it for every drop of rain ... or leaf . .. same difference, right? 1.2348 0.04283 132 105 23 4
1844 Dude... whatever you do, don’t look down 1.2348 0.04004 132 103 27 2
1845 One last thing; I never liked your Tartiflette. 1.2348 0.04146 132 104 25 3
1846 Remember, aim for the drain! 1.2348 0.03704 132 101 31 0
1847 My mom always told me I was special and unique, like a snowflake. 1.2348 0.04283 132 105 23 4
1848 It's the winds of change, George. 1.2348 0.04283 132 105 23 4
1849 It's only a brief death. Let go, my friend. 1.2348 0.03857 132 102 29 1
1850 Think I'll do the backflip this year! 1.2348 0.04283 132 105 23 4
1851 Now that you've blown me off, you will be stuck here all by yourself! 1.2348 0.04283 132 105 23 4
1852 Oh well... 1.2348 0.04545 132 107 19 6
1853 Oh,Henry, it looks like you’re the last leaf. 1.2348 0.04004 132 103 27 2
1854 Ahh geez hun, I guess it’s you and me against the whirl! 1.2348 0.04283 132 105 23 4
1855 Looks like you won the tontine. 1.2348 0.04283 132 105 23 4
1856 Inevitable falling out 1.2348 0.04283 132 105 23 4
1857 You’ll miss the Fall collection 1.2348 0.04004 132 103 27 2
1858 Remember the plan!!! 1.2348 0.04146 132 104 25 3
1859 You really know how to clear a room, Gary. 1.2348 0.04416 132 106 21 5
1860 I guess it's time for me to leave. 1.2348 0.04283 132 105 23 4
1861 Now I know why it’s called “Fall”. 1.2348 0.04416 132 106 21 5
1862 What about our Prenup? 1.2348 0.04004 132 103 27 2
1863 So sorry; I didn't know this wasn't a good hang out place. 1.2348 0.03931 132 105 24 3
1864 I knew one day he’d snap. 1.2348 0.04004 132 103 27 2
1865 Hang in there. You can do it! 1.2348 0.03857 132 102 29 1
1866 I've hung on as long as I can for you. 1.2348 0.03857 132 102 29 1
1867 Last one down's a rotten egg. 1.2348 0.04146 132 104 25 3
1868 If you really love me then you will come find me down there 1.2348 0.04146 132 104 25 3
1869 Looks like I won't be helping you move next Thursday! Good luck! 1.2348 0.03704 132 101 31 0
1870 Oh no! I'm falling! 1.2348 0.04283 132 105 23 4
1871 I’ve changed my mind. Self awareness sucks. 1.2348 0.04283 132 105 23 4
1872 Time to make like a human and base jump. 1.2348 0.03781 132 104 26 2
1873 I'll miss our Taco Tuesdays! 1.2348 0.04146 132 104 25 3
1874 I had a feeling this was coming. 1.2348 0.04004 132 103 27 2
1875 Don’t leaf! 1.2348 0.04004 132 103 27 2
1876 The others were right about you! 1.2348 0.04283 132 105 23 4
1877 I’m very sorry, but I think I’m falling for someone else. 1.2348 0.04416 132 106 21 5
1878 Damn re-incarnation! 1.2348 0.04283 132 105 23 4
1879 I hope you know I'm falling for you. 1.2348 0.03857 132 102 29 1
1880 Did you ever get the feeling that we're trapped in an O Henry story? 1.2348 0.04416 132 106 21 5
1881 It's called life, Jerry, you're born, you photosynthesize your heart out all summer, and then you get mulched, whatever that is. 1.2348 0.04416 132 106 21 5
1882 And then one day the pin oak leaf becomes a “pine” oak leaf.... 1.2348 0.03931 132 105 24 3
1883 I’d love to talk about politics, but I really need to be rotting plant matter for a while, so... 1.2348 0.04283 132 105 23 4
1884 You're always the last to LEAVE! 1.2348 0.04146 132 104 25 3
1885 I thought you would be the first to leave. 1.2348 0.04283 132 105 23 4
1886 We did our part in saving the planet...job well done...see you next spring!!! 1.2348 0.04283 132 105 23 4
1887 We always said this would only be a summer thing. 1.2348 0.04283 132 105 23 4
1888 Why can't we be Evergreen and avoid this nonsense. 1.2348 0.04004 132 103 27 2
1889 Breakups are never easy. 1.2348 0.04416 132 106 21 5
1890 Our gig's up, bud. We're compost from here. 1.2348 0.04283 132 105 23 4
1891 ... she loves me not, .. 1.2348 0.04283 132 105 23 4
1892 I thought I would live forever. 1.2348 0.04416 132 106 21 5
1893 I'd say anywhere but the gutter! 1.2348 0.04416 132 106 21 5
1894 Remember: It’s lonely at the top. 1.2348 0.04283 132 105 23 4
1895 Hanging by a thread is worse than the fall said all the ex-cabinet members 1.2348 0.03857 132 102 29 1
1896 'Not everyone is lucky enough to reach the gold level…' 1.2348 0.04146 132 104 25 3
1897 Fall is about falling. 1.2348 0.04283 132 105 23 4
1898 I hung on as long as I could but it’s clearly time to leave. 1.2348 0.04004 132 103 27 2
1899 I'm leaving you, Janet. It's not just our colors that have changed. 1.2348 0.04416 132 106 21 5
1900 Edith, I'm leaving. 1.2348 0.04146 132 104 25 3
1901 At least we'll gain an hour. 1.2348 0.04004 132 103 27 2
1902 Don’t be scared, just let go and fall. It’s like running for president, everyone’s doing it. 1.2348 0.04416 132 106 21 5
1903 I think I left the stove on 1.2348 0.04545 132 107 19 6
1904 Hang on, kid. You could be the inspiration for the next O. Henry. 1.2348 0.04004 132 103 27 2
1905 Baby, you know I hate to leave! 1.2348 0.04283 132 105 23 4
1906 It's not you. It's me! 1.2331 0.04254 133 106 23 4
1907 Now I’ll never write my novel! 1.2331 0.04254 133 106 23 4
1908 Come on man , help me 1.2331 0.04118 133 105 25 3
1909 As they say, 'til fall do us part. 1.2331 0.04118 133 105 25 3
1910 Don't gimme any Bronte! Just die. 1.2331 0.03977 133 104 27 2
1911 Wait! We said on the count of threeeee..! 1.2331 0.04118 133 105 25 3
1912 I know we’re supposed to practice “detachment,” but this seems risky. 1.2331 0.04118 133 105 25 3
1913 Global warming kept me from showing you my true colors. 1.2331 0.04254 133 106 23 4
1914 So....cold..... 1.2331 0.04386 133 107 21 5
1915 Sorry to leave you Autumn but I'm falling for somebody else. 1.2331 0.04254 133 106 23 4
1916 I told you, “never fall for strangers” but I’m fallin’ for you. 1.2331 0.04386 133 107 21 5
1917 I’m falling for you. Orange you going to fall for me? 1.2331 0.04254 133 106 23 4
1918 Seek out the Wreath Dwellers. 1.2331 0.04118 133 105 25 3
1919 I fell for you first 1.2331 0.04118 133 105 25 3
1920 I'm going going to come out and say it. I'm leaving you. 1.2331 0.04254 133 106 23 4
1921 Let's find each other in the compost pile 1.2331 0.03977 133 104 27 2
1922 Catch ya on the mulch pile. 1.2331 0.04118 133 105 25 3
1923 It's time for me to branch out on my own 1.2331 0.04254 133 106 23 4
1924 Come with me! 1.2331 0.03977 133 104 27 2
1925 I’m leafing it to you. 1.2331 0.04386 133 107 21 5
1926 Should I stay or should I go? 1.2331 0.04254 133 106 23 4
1927 Remember, we're all going to meet in the neighbors yard after midnight! 1.2331 0.03832 133 103 29 1
1928 Hang on, I’m getting a call. 1.2331 0.04118 133 105 25 3
1929 My therapist says it will good for us to spend some time apart. I’ve become too dependent on you and the tree. 1.2331 0.04386 133 107 21 5
1930 Ah and just like that, we’re a crinkle in time. 1.2331 0.03977 133 104 27 2
1931 I'll text you when I land. 1.2331 0.04254 133 106 23 4
1932 Oh no! I’m really falling for you! 1.2331 0.03977 133 104 27 2
1933 Oh, I’ve fallen for you! 1.2331 0.04254 133 106 23 4
1934 Okay,you win. 1.2331 0.03977 133 104 27 2
1935 We'll meet again / Don't know where / Don't know when 1.2331 0.04254 133 106 23 4
1936 Everyone leaves me eventually. 1.2331 0.03977 133 104 27 2
1937 Sorry, I have to leaf you now 1.2331 0.04118 133 105 25 3
1938 I've always wanted to be the penultimate something, and now I am! 1.2331 0.03977 133 104 27 2
1939 It’s been nice hangin’ with you all these...er, THIS year. 1.2331 0.03977 133 104 27 2
1940 Meet you again past the pearly rakes 1.2331 0.04386 133 107 21 5
1941 Help, I've fallen and I can't get up! 1.2331 0.04118 133 105 25 3
1942 I'm jumping because of you. Fuck you dad. 1.2331 0.04254 133 106 23 4
1943 Eve thinks I'm a fig leaf. 1.2331 0.04386 133 107 21 5
1944 Sorry to leaf, but your true colors have shown. 1.2331 0.03977 133 104 27 2
1945 I need your answer right away 1.2331 0.04254 133 106 23 4
1946 We were "Born to be Fall !" 1.2331 0.04386 133 107 21 5
1947 It’s climate change! 1.2331 0.04118 133 105 25 3
1948 Whoa! Looks like I gotta leave now 1.2331 0.04118 133 105 25 3
1949 Oh snap! I knew I’d fall for you. 1.2331 0.04254 133 106 23 4
1950 I will never let go Jack. I’ll never let go. 1.2331 0.04386 133 107 21 5
1951 Goodbye! I’ll see you on the ground. 1.2331 0.04386 133 107 21 5
1952 Are leaf blowers dangerous? 1.2331 0.04386 133 107 21 5
1953 I guess this means the divorce is final. 1.2331 0.04254 133 106 23 4
1954 Deciduous means heartbreak. 1.2331 0.04118 133 105 25 3
1955 My leave of absence just got approved. 1.2331 0.04386 133 107 21 5
1956 I feel so vulnerable at this time of year. 1.2331 0.03522 133 103 30 0
1957 I thought we had a deal! 1.2331 0.03977 133 104 27 2
1958 I told you it wouldn’t laaaast! 1.2326 0.04335 129 103 22 4
1959 Leafing so soon? 1.2326 0.03734 129 99 30 0
1960 You win, big deal 1.2326 0.03734 129 99 30 0
1961 'I'll never let go!' -- my ash! 1.2326 0.04193 129 102 24 3
1962 Farewell... it was nice getting to know you the past six months 1.2326 0.04335 129 103 22 4
1963 Well--I guess its good-bye. 1.2326 0.03893 129 100 28 1
1964 I must take off. 1.2326 0.04735 129 106 16 7
1965 If we go to the pile, I'll text you. 1.2326 0.04193 129 102 24 3
1966 I thought this was the family tree. 1.2326 0.04472 129 104 20 5
1967 Don't cry - it's The Second Law of Thermodynamics 1.2326 0.04335 129 103 22 4
1968 Have a nice fall. See you next spring. 1.2326 0.04335 129 103 22 4
1969 That’s it, I’m leafing you alone! 1.2326 0.04335 129 103 22 4
1970 Call my agent...You know I don't perform without a net. 1.2326 0.04335 129 103 22 4
1971 Hashtag leaving you, bitch! 1.2288 0.04569 118 95 19 4
1972 Did you see where I dropped it? 1.2288 0.04240 118 93 23 2
1973 Ahhh, NOW I know why they call it "Fall!" 1.2283 0.04060 127 100 25 2
1974 "I never thought it would happen to me." 1.2283 0.04211 127 101 23 3
1975 I'm leaving! 1.2283 0.04211 127 101 23 3
1976 Time to move on and make way for our cousin, the snowflake. 1.2283 0.04211 127 101 23 3
1977 Fall isn’t fall without falling. 1.2283 0.04357 127 102 21 4
1978 Party Pooper! 1.2283 0.04211 127 101 23 3
1979 This year sucked. 1.2283 0.04211 127 101 23 3
1980 Never let go, Rose. I promise, Jack. 1.2283 0.03903 127 99 27 1
1981 I'm not afraid anymore. We'll see each other again soon. 1.2283 0.03903 127 99 27 1
1982 This administration really has it out for leaves of color. 1.2283 0.04211 127 101 23 3
1983 Call 9-1-1 1.2283 0.04498 127 103 19 5
1984 The day your bud appeared was the happiest day of my life. 1.2283 0.04357 127 102 21 4
1985 Admission: I'm neither monogamous nor coniferous. 1.2283 0.04211 127 101 23 3
1986 I still think turning sexy was worth it. 1.2283 0.03903 127 99 27 1
1987 I've had it with you, too. 1.2283 0.04211 127 101 23 3
1988 I thought you said we'd do this together. 1.2283 0.04060 127 100 25 2
1989 Stupid Socratic Method! 1.2283 0.04498 127 103 19 5
1990 I’ll meet you at the fall collection. 1.2283 0.04357 127 102 21 4
1991 Two houses over, meet me in the gutter at six for the"block party." 1.2283 0.03903 127 99 27 1
1992 New season new me! 1.2283 0.04357 127 102 21 4
1993 I really dont want to leaf you! 1.2283 0.04211 127 101 23 3
1994 Watch me make like a tree. 1.2283 0.04357 127 102 21 4
1995 I thought I’d be the last one hanging. 1.2283 0.04498 127 103 19 5
1996 Free at last! Free at last! 1.2283 0.04211 127 101 23 3
1997 That guy's trying to write a song--I'm going to go drift by his window! 1.2283 0.04211 127 101 23 3
1998 It's been nice hanging with you. 1.2283 0.04357 127 102 21 4
1999 oh noooo! we're next! 1.2283 0.03903 127 99 27 1
2000 It’s called polyamory—Look it up. 1.2283 0.04211 127 101 23 3
2001 Goodbye my friend ,it was great hanging out with you" 1.2283 0.04357 127 102 21 4
2002 We had a good season. 1.2283 0.03903 127 99 27 1
2003 Don't worry! I know we will be raked into the same pile... 1.2283 0.04357 127 102 21 4
2004 Remember... Invest for the long term. 1.2283 0.04211 127 101 23 3
2005 My mom always said don’t date drop outs. 1.2283 0.04060 127 100 25 2
2006 I'll be the Republican and you be the Democrat. Lets see who falls first. 1.2283 0.04498 127 103 19 5
2007 okay, you win... but next time we're playing cornhole. 1.2283 0.04635 127 104 17 6
2008 You always have to be the last one to leave. 1.2283 0.04357 127 102 21 4
2009 what up? you said on three... 1.2283 0.04768 127 105 15 7
2010 See you next spring, bud.” 1.2283 0.03903 127 99 27 1
2011 Don't be so retentive. 1.2283 0.04211 127 101 23 3
2012 It's not my choice. It's my destiny. 1.2283 0.04060 127 100 25 2
2013 I’m nobody without you! 1.2283 0.04211 127 101 23 3
2014 Typical. Always the last to leave! 1.2283 0.04060 127 100 25 2
2015 I can't wait until the kids jump on me! 1.2283 0.04060 127 100 25 2
2016 Call me from the compost. 1.2283 0.04060 127 100 25 2
2017 Oh THAT's why they call it that. 1.2283 0.03903 127 99 27 1
2018 WHY HOLD ON AND DELAY THE INEVITABLE? 1.2283 0.03903 127 99 27 1
2019 I'll take the fall. 1.2283 0.04498 127 103 19 5
2020 You win the tontine! 1.2283 0.03903 127 99 27 1
2021 Hang tight, bud. I have to leaf now. 1.2283 0.03740 127 98 29 0
2022 I won’t fall for anyone but you! 1.2283 0.04357 127 102 21 4
2023 Lief, sorry but I must go as autumn leaves start to fall. 1.2283 0.03903 127 99 27 1
2024 They say it’s not the fall that kills you. 1.2283 0.04060 127 100 25 2
2025 The days dwindled down to a precious few........... 1.2283 0.04136 127 103 20 4
2026 Come fall with me I can hang on no longer with thee 1.2283 0.04211 127 101 23 3
2027 Now I understand the song "The Falling Leaves" 1.2283 0.04060 127 100 25 2
2028 I would as lief waft now, than be wind-torn in the future 1.2283 0.04060 127 100 25 2
2029 Climate change is not re... 1.2283 0.04060 127 100 25 2
2030 Tell them I was brave - even at the end! 1.2283 0.04060 127 100 25 2
2031 I'm reconsidering our motto: No pain, no gain. 1.2283 0.03903 127 99 27 1
2032 Schandenfruedddddddddd! “Gazuntite Buddy” 1.2283 0.04357 127 102 21 4
2033 Yo me voy (time to leave). 1.2283 0.04498 127 103 19 5
2034 Keep practicing your Russian. 1.2283 0.04211 127 101 23 3
2035 Sorry, but I need to focus on my career. 1.2283 0.04060 127 100 25 2
2036 Well looks like I'll be joining the status quo 1.2283 0.04357 127 102 21 4
2037 Please stop saying, 'Make like a tree ...' 1.2283 0.04211 127 101 23 3
2038 Why am I always the fall guy! 1.2283 0.03903 127 99 27 1
2039 If I don’t see you again, it’s been nice hanging out. 1.2283 0.03903 127 99 27 1
2040 Those emails though. 1.2283 0.04498 127 103 19 5
2041 I would have hung on, but they gave me the title of Leaf Emeritus. 1.2283 0.04211 127 101 23 3
2042 We'll always have Oakland. 1.2283 0.04211 127 101 23 3
2043 I didn't want to leaf you this way. 1.2283 0.04357 127 102 21 4
2044 Same place next year? 1.2283 0.04060 127 100 25 2
2045 Don't be a tough guy. Don't be a fool! I will call you later. 1.2283 0.04211 127 101 23 3
2046 I knew you'd leave me once the Summer was over. 1.2283 0.04060 127 100 25 2
2047 Come with me, Gladys! I know it will be rotten at first, but after that we can grow something big together! 1.2283 0.04060 127 100 25 2
2048 Quick...the punchline! 1.2283 0.04357 127 102 21 4
2049 Timber!!! 1.2283 0.03982 127 102 22 3
2050 I’m going out for a pack of cigarettes 1.2283 0.04060 127 100 25 2
2051 I’ve enjoyed hanging out with you. 1.2283 0.04357 127 102 21 4
2052 By the way - I don't believe in the Great Rake. 1.2283 0.04357 127 102 21 4
2053 I hate to be the last to Fall! 1.2283 0.04498 127 103 19 5
2054 Hang on there buddy! 1.2283 0.04357 127 102 21 4
2055 I think I’ll be leaving now 1.2283 0.04498 127 103 19 5
2056 I don't want to leave. It's who I am. 1.2283 0.04498 127 103 19 5
2057 I always hoped I would go before you 1.2283 0.04357 127 102 21 4
2058 What season is it again? 1.2283 0.03903 127 99 27 1
2059 After me, the deluge 1.2283 0.04498 127 103 19 5
2060 Amazing! You just won Survivor Season 40. 1.2283 0.04211 127 101 23 3
2061 Summer’s lease hath all too short a date. 1.2283 0.04211 127 101 23 3
2062 It's been fun hanging with you. 1.2283 0.04060 127 100 25 2
2063 I knew you would leave me 1.2283 0.04060 127 100 25 2
2064 I can’t believe I fell for that. 1.2283 0.04060 127 100 25 2
2065 Betrayer! You promised we'd leap together. 1.2283 0.04060 127 100 25 2
2066 Why didn't you tell me it's already Fall? 1.2283 0.04357 127 102 21 4
2067 OCTOOOoooooooooooober. 1.2283 0.04060 127 100 25 2
2068 I think I’ll take a leaf of absence 1.2283 0.04060 127 100 25 2
2069 Meet you at the mulch. 1.2283 0.04060 127 100 25 2
2070 Oakley, I think I’m falling for you. 1.2283 0.04060 127 100 25 2
2071 Your heart will go on. 1.2283 0.04060 127 100 25 2
2072 I think that I shall never see . . . . . . 1.2283 0.04211 127 101 23 3
2073 Text Me 1.2283 0.04211 127 101 23 3
2074 I don't care if they say they like my smell. When they kick me it still hurts like hell. 1.2283 0.04211 127 101 23 3
2075 I guess climate is ‘changing’ again!” “Right? 1.2283 0.04211 127 101 23 3
2076 I am really starting to Fall for you. 1.2283 0.04211 127 101 23 3
2077 I’m leafing you now... Hope you’ll fall for me later... 1.2283 0.04060 127 100 25 2
2078 I know this is a terrible time to mention it, but I’ve always loved you. 1.2283 0.04357 127 102 21 4
2079 We knew it wouldn't last. 1.2283 0.04211 127 101 23 3
2080 I'm starting to feel a little separation anxiety. 1.2283 0.03740 127 98 29 0
2081 This trust exercise has gotten way out of hand. 1.2283 0.04060 127 100 25 2
2082 I'm letting go... thank you for an amazing season, my friend. 1.2283 0.04211 127 101 23 3
2083 Stay golden, Murray. 1.2283 0.04211 127 101 23 3
2084 Never let go, Rose. Never let go! 1.2283 0.04211 127 101 23 3
2085 There must be some way to blame this on climate change. 1.2283 0.04357 127 102 21 4
2086 Turn off the lights before you leave. 1.2283 0.04060 127 100 25 2
2087 Here I go! It’s been a great season. 1.2283 0.04060 127 100 25 2
2088 Don't leaf me - I'm falling for you! 1.2283 0.04211 127 101 23 3
2089 I feel like I'm falling! 1.2283 0.04635 127 104 17 6
2090 Look, I’m as much of a climate change denier as the next guy, but it’s February, for Chrissakes! 1.2283 0.04211 127 101 23 3
2091 Is the iron turned off? 1.2283 0.04060 127 100 25 2
2092 ... the other cord, the other cord, pull the other cord Harry! 1.2283 0.04498 127 103 19 5
2093 I hung on as long as I could sweetheart. See you at the composter 1.2283 0.04060 127 100 25 2
2094 I said, I think I’m falling for you. 1.2283 0.03903 127 99 27 1
2095 You'll always be the ultimate! 1.2283 0.04357 127 102 21 4
2096 Finally, my turn. 1.2283 0.03903 127 99 27 1
2097 I think it’s time for me to branch out. 1.2283 0.03740 127 98 29 0
2098 Of course you will remind them that I prefer cremation over being mulched. 1.2283 0.04211 127 101 23 3
2099 My only regret is that I never decided between 'Autumn' or 'Fall'. 1.2283 0.04635 127 104 17 6
2100 Wait, I think I'm falling for you........ 1.2283 0.04060 127 100 25 2
2101 Remember our meet up spot and keep your cell phone on! 1.2283 0.04060 127 100 25 2
2102 I have to leave now,see the irony? 1.2283 0.04060 127 100 25 2
2103 I ll give you that accounting report on Monday, ok? 1.2283 0.03740 127 98 29 0
2104 Hang tight! The fall is here. 1.2283 0.04357 127 102 21 4
2105 Oh no ! I said I'd never leaf you ! 1.2283 0.03903 127 99 27 1
2106 I’ll be in brown bag on a curb. But I WILL find you! 1.2283 0.03903 127 99 27 1
2107 At least we’ll always have this summer! 1.2283 0.04060 127 100 25 2
2108 You take the high road, and I'll... 1.2283 0.04357 127 102 21 4
2109 I'd just as lief fall. 1.2283 0.04498 127 103 19 5
2110 Everyone else is doing it. They said we'd be OK! 1.2283 0.04060 127 100 25 2
2111 I've always been afraid of heights and now look what's happening. 1.2283 0.04211 127 101 23 3
2112 Excuse me while I make wind. 1.2283 0.04357 127 102 21 4
2113 I be-leaf I’m falling for you. 1.2283 0.04211 127 101 23 3
2114 Now it is just me out on a limb. 1.2283 0.04768 127 105 15 7
2115 You know I have separation anxiety!" 1.2283 0.04211 127 101 23 3
2116 Hopefully, New Yorker caption contest players will leave out the puns! 1.2283 0.04768 127 105 15 7
2117 No fair pushing! 1.2276 0.03796 123 95 28 0
2118 I won't stick around. You've changed. 1.2266 0.04327 128 103 21 4
2119 I told you, Jeffrey is not coming back to you. 1.2266 0.03877 128 100 27 1
2120 I'm sorry I'm becoming so distant. 1.2266 0.04327 128 103 21 4
2121 I know I said I wanted to 'get blown' but this is ridiculous!!! 1.2266 0.04327 128 103 21 4
2122 Guess that's why the call it Fall. 1.2266 0.04466 128 104 19 5
2123 Selfishly, I want to move to where there aren't seasons. 1.2266 0.04032 128 101 25 2
2124 Remember me. 1.2266 0.03877 128 100 27 1
2125 I find little solace in being the penultimate. 1.2266 0.04182 128 102 23 3
2126 Sorry, I I have to leaf you... 1.2266 0.04327 128 103 21 4
2127 Will I see you in the spring? 1.2266 0.04032 128 101 25 2
2128 Finally. Those leaf peepers were creeping me out. 1.2266 0.04466 128 104 19 5
2129 Hang in there, this Fall is almost over!! 1.2266 0.04327 128 103 21 4
2130 Can't you tell I'm falling for you. 1.2266 0.04182 128 102 23 3
2131 The idea of “fall” is existential, why me? why today? 1.2266 0.03877 128 100 27 1
2132 Oh, how I hate to leaf you. 1.2266 0.04466 128 104 19 5
2133 Warn the rest, the pines were right! 1.2266 0.04182 128 102 23 3
2134 Let me go down first so that I can try to catch you when you do. Watch out for the shear wind. 1.2266 0.03715 128 99 29 0
2135 Watch out for the rake - it tickles! 1.2266 0.03955 128 103 22 3
2136 Now, I recall! My previous life was a lemming 1.2266 0.04182 128 102 23 3
2137 I know this is last minute, George, but I am leaving you. 1.2266 0.04466 128 104 19 5
2138 When everyone 'leaves', must 'fall'-ow! 1.2266 0.03877 128 100 27 1
2139 It was fun hangin' with you. Perhaps we'll get along better when we're both better grounded. 1.2266 0.03715 128 104 21 3
2140 We're falling in love. 1.2266 0.04032 128 101 25 2
2141 You're just gonna leaf me here? 1.2266 0.03877 128 100 27 1
2142 NOW you decide we’re on speaking terms again?! 1.2266 0.04182 128 102 23 3
2143 Loves and leaves...what did you expect? 1.2266 0.04327 128 103 21 4
2144 and then there was...never mind 1.2266 0.04327 128 103 21 4
2145 I'm falling for you, Marlene! 1.2266 0.04182 128 102 23 3
2146 Well, stick with your belief system - maybe you'll fall up. 1.2266 0.04182 128 102 23 3
2147 I'm hoping for a comfy place in someone's show and tell book. 1.2266 0.04602 128 105 17 6
2148 Bye... Have a great fall! 1.2266 0.04466 128 104 19 5
2149 Let's face it,we always knew I'd be the first to leave. 1.2266 0.04032 128 101 25 2
2150 Et je m'en vais au vent mauvais... 1.2266 0.04032 128 101 25 2
2151 I hear they expect to be putting on a whole bunch of new leaves after the holidays. 1.2266 0.03715 128 99 29 0
2152 Thanks, Obama 1.2266 0.04734 128 106 15 7
2153 Deciduous? Now you tell me! 1.2266 0.04032 128 101 25 2
2154 At least I'll save a fortune on property taxes. 1.2266 0.04466 128 104 19 5
2155 Sorry it’s over. I’m falling for someone else. 1.2266 0.04734 128 106 15 7
2156 I know what you’re thinking — I’m just like all the others. 1.2266 0.04182 128 102 23 3
2157 As a matter of fact, it WAS something you said. 1.2258 0.04260 124 99 22 3
2158 Oooh Henry. Looks like you're The Last Leaf." 1.2213 0.04434 122 99 19 4
2159 Parachuting down will be fun.we just need to stay away from the composters." 1.2213 0.04117 122 97 23 2
2160 Don't be judgemental, I always fall for it. 1.2213 0.04117 122 97 23 2
2161 I’m headed for that windshield wiper, getting outta this town.” 1.2213 0.03949 122 96 25 1
2162 Once again, harsh reality intercedes shattering all illusions...! 1.2213 0.03949 122 96 25 1
2163 You know why it's called Fall, don't you? 1.2213 0.04279 122 98 21 3
2164 Come on! These gutters won’t fill themselves! 1.2213 0.04117 122 97 23 2
2165 I hope in my next life I’m an evergreen. 1.2213 0.04117 122 97 23 2
2166 Last one to stay on wi- 1.2213 0.03683 122 97 24 1
2167 Yes, you look nice. Now can we leave already? 1.2213 0.04584 122 100 17 5
2168 They don’t value our experience at this job 1.2213 0.03949 122 96 25 1
2169 It's been fun. 1.2213 0.04117 122 97 23 2
2170 Hang on, Mildred! It won't be long now! 1.2213 0.04117 122 97 23 2
2171 But her emails . . . 1.2213 0.04584 122 100 17 5
2172 I can’t hang on for dear life!” 1.2213 0.04279 122 98 21 3
2173 I always thought there was a cord in bungee jumping. 1.2213 0.04279 122 98 21 3
2174 You mean that's all there is? 1.2213 0.04279 122 98 21 3
2175 What'd you think 'Fall' was? 1.2213 0.04279 122 98 21 3
2176 You've got to just let go of your baggage. 1.2213 0.04117 122 97 23 2
2177 How can you be so fickle? 1.2213 0.03949 122 96 25 1
2178 I’ll take my chances with the rake. 1.2213 0.03949 122 96 25 1
2179 Have those photosynthesis reports to me by Monday, Johnson. 1.2213 0.04117 122 97 23 2
2180 Leaf me alone! 1.2213 0.04434 122 99 19 4
2181 I hear the blower is more humane than the rake. 1.2213 0.04117 122 97 23 2
2182 And it was going to be our first Autumn together. 1.2213 0.03949 122 96 25 1
2183 Jim, I just realized that I have a fear of heights. 1.2213 0.04117 122 97 23 2
2184 Looks lit it is finally time to turn over a new leaf. 1.2213 0.04434 122 99 19 4
2185 Find me! I'm the orange one! 1.2213 0.04117 122 97 23 2
2186 I'll find you in the centerpiece, my love! 1.2213 0.04434 122 99 19 4
2187 Farewell my friend. May we see each other again in that Great Compost Pile on the ground. 1.2213 0.03774 122 95 27 0
2188 Falling foliage is fall's foolish folly 1.2213 0.04117 122 97 23 2
2189 I give up. The tree is yours. Much good may it do you. 1.2213 0.04117 122 97 23 2
2190 Sometimes I feel so scattered 1.2213 0.03949 122 96 25 1
2191 I'm grateful I'm not in a vacuum. 1.2213 0.04584 122 100 17 5
2192 Hold on, my friend. Spring keeps her promise Every year. Always 1.2213 0.04434 122 99 19 4
2193 Okay, Okay. I’m going to leaf you alone and go with my friends 1.2213 0.04279 122 98 21 3
2194 Sorry, gotta leave. 1.2213 0.03949 122 96 25 1
2195 Cancel the cable! 1.2213 0.04117 122 97 23 2
2196 I know, I'm a late adapter. 1.2213 0.04434 122 99 19 4
2197 Hang in there Rudy, all we got is a lawyer but you’re the best 1.2213 0.04279 122 98 21 3
2198 For a minute there, I thought I'd be the last leaf. Well, congrats, Larry. 1.2213 0.03949 122 96 25 1
2199 We always are late to the party, aren't we? 1.2213 0.04434 122 99 19 4
2200 I hate leafing you all alone like this. 1.2213 0.04279 122 98 21 3
2201 Now if only term limits worked the same way!! 1.2213 0.04117 122 97 23 2
2202 It's abscission for me! Save yourself! 1.2213 0.04434 122 99 19 4
2203 I'm sorry, Leif, but summer romances often end in the fall. 1.2213 0.03949 122 96 25 1
2204 I REGRET NOTHINGGGGggggggg... 1.2213 0.04279 122 98 21 3
2205 Oh cheer up sweetie! We knew all along it would be just a summer romance. 1.2213 0.04279 122 98 21 3
2206 They say that falling in love is wonderful... 1.2213 0.04279 122 98 21 3
2207 Bye, I gotta leaf now... 1.2213 0.04584 122 100 17 5
2208 Bye! See you in Campobello. Woops, I mean the Compose Pile! 1.2213 0.04584 122 100 17 5
2209 I'll take the fall for you! 1.2213 0.03949 122 96 25 1
2210 I'd rather die than listen to one more of your stupid stories. 1.2213 0.04434 122 99 19 4
2211 And the rest is mulch. 1.2213 0.04584 122 100 17 5
2212 But Mom, everybody’s doing it! 1.2213 0.04279 122 98 21 3
2213 You win. You're the last leaf standing. 1.2213 0.03949 122 96 25 1
2214 Just because all your friends quit photosynthesis doesn't mean you have to. 1.2213 0.04434 122 99 19 4
2215 Climate change, schmimate change, I have to make it to the pile to be jumped in by tomorrow. 1.2213 0.04117 122 97 23 2
2216 Whoa!Whoa!Whoa! 1.2213 0.04279 122 98 21 3
2217 I wasn't ready to fall for you! 1.2213 0.04117 122 97 23 2
2218 Larry, let go before the squirrels get here! 1.2213 0.04279 122 98 21 3
2219 Hang on, you’re our last hope! 1.2213 0.03949 122 96 25 1
2220 I didn't know you wanted to leave the family tree that bad. 1.2213 0.04434 122 99 19 4
2221 You're always the last one to leave. 1.2213 0.04279 122 98 21 3
2222 I'm free fallin' just like Tom Petty 1.2213 0.04434 122 99 19 4
2223 It was a great time, but it was just one of those things. 1.2213 0.04279 122 98 21 3
2224 Rent up here was just too darn high. 1.2213 0.04434 122 99 19 4
2225 Oh wait! "Leave." I finally get it! 1.2213 0.04279 122 98 21 3
2226 Catch me if you can! 1.2213 0.04434 122 99 19 4
2227 We'll always have photosynthesis. 1.2213 0.04434 122 99 19 4
2228 I told you this relationship had an expiration date... 1.2213 0.03774 122 95 27 0
2229 Hold on for dear leaf! 1.2213 0.04117 122 97 23 2
2230 It's time for me to take my leave. 1.2213 0.03774 122 95 27 0
2231 But Tom,....everyone leaves... 1.2213 0.04279 122 98 21 3
2232 I've prepared a few words for our parting--oh no! I'm getting blown around like a leaf in the wind. 1.2213 0.04117 122 97 23 2
2233 Find me in the afterleaf! 1.2213 0.04117 122 97 23 2
2234 Don’t fall for it. 1.2213 0.04117 122 97 23 2
2235 If we leaf now, we'll feel mulch better in the spring. 1.2213 0.04279 122 98 21 3
2236 Just let go Autumn, the rake is oddly therapeutic 1.2213 0.04117 122 97 23 2
2237 Join us. 1.2213 0.04117 122 97 23 2
2238 I have started to believe in God. 1.2213 0.04279 122 98 21 3
2239 I hope to see you on the other side. Of the street, I mean. 1.2213 0.04117 122 97 23 2
2240 I always knew he’d fall for me one day. 1.2213 0.04117 122 97 23 2
2241 We’ll never be this close again. 1.2213 0.04434 122 99 19 4
2242 I'll be back soon. 1.2213 0.04279 122 98 21 3
2243 I told you on the count of 3! 1.2213 0.04434 122 99 19 4
2244 I think the pumpkin spice lattes are down there. 1.2213 0.04117 122 97 23 2
2245 You heard me: Leaving, and never coming back! 1.2213 0.04117 122 97 23 2
2246 I'm planning a second career as a rich member of a compost consortium. 1.2213 0.04117 122 97 23 2
2247 It's finally the big fall for me Fred, hang in there as long as you can! 1.2213 0.03949 122 96 25 1
2248 It's not the fall, it's the landing. 1.2213 0.04117 122 97 23 2
2249 Last Leaf Hanging! 1.2213 0.03949 122 96 25 1
2250 I just want to prove I'm falling for you. 1.2213 0.03949 122 96 25 1
2251 You're too clingy. 1.2213 0.04434 122 99 19 4
2252 Now I know what it feels like in the Trump White House. 1.2213 0.04117 122 97 23 2
2253 I'd fall for you, but you're always the last to leaf! 1.2213 0.04117 122 97 23 2
2254 Will you at least tell me you'll miss me? 1.2213 0.04117 122 97 23 2
2255 - Are you sure we´ll see each other in spring? 1.2213 0.04279 122 98 21 3
2256 I'm on my way to join the farewell party! 1.2213 0.03949 122 96 25 1
2257 Don't you think we should leave. The party is obviously over. 1.2213 0.04117 122 97 23 2
2258 I’m free. 1.2213 0.03949 122 96 25 1
2259 And be sure to keep my TikTok profile current! 1.2213 0.04434 122 99 19 4
2260 Hang on tight, Halloween is coming 1.2213 0.04117 122 97 23 2
2261 This is where I leaf youuuu! 1.2213 0.04434 122 99 19 4
2262 Unfortunately, this will not be a temporary leave of absence. 1.2213 0.03949 122 96 25 1
2263 What a symbolic way for our relationship to end. 1.2213 0.04584 122 100 17 5
2264 Once your pride goeth, you'll join us 1.2213 0.04279 122 98 21 3
2265 That chlorophyll supplement sure helped with your hanging around! 1.2213 0.04279 122 98 21 3
2266 I guess we will have to settle with a long distance relationship. 1.2213 0.04117 122 97 23 2
2267 Don’t wait up. I’ll see you next fall! 1.2213 0.04279 122 98 21 3
2268 I'll save a good spot for you so you don't get run over 1.2213 0.04279 122 98 21 3
2269 Death becomes me 1.2213 0.04279 122 98 21 3
2270 By the way, I cheated on you. 1.2213 0.04117 122 97 23 2
2271 I'm sorry, you're just too clingy. 1.2213 0.04117 122 97 23 2
2272 Tell my story. Oh, and I enjoy Radiohead more than Thom Yorke’s solo stuff. 1.2213 0.04434 122 99 19 4
2273 Please don't fall. I can't handle the thought of you leaving me. 1.2213 0.04117 122 97 23 2
2274 Hang in there and tell us if Jack Frost really exists! 1.2213 0.04279 122 98 21 3
2275 I always told you that I would go first. 1.2213 0.03949 122 96 25 1
2276 I never really understood the concept of "pain" until this moment. 1.2213 0.04279 122 98 21 3
2277 Congratulations. One day Holmes AND O'Henry will write about you. 1.2213 0.04279 122 98 21 3
2278 I'm on my way to be in a centerpiece for Thanksgiving. 1.2213 0.04279 122 98 21 3
2279 Goodbye sweetheart, see you in the dumpster. 1.2213 0.03949 122 96 25 1
2280 See you at the mulch pile, friend. 1.2213 0.03774 122 95 27 0
2281 Update my Twitter bio for me! 1.2213 0.04279 122 98 21 3
2282 My Lyft’s here. Gotta blow. 1.2213 0.04117 122 97 23 2
2283 The "Sweet Sorrow" of parting is a crock 1.2213 0.04434 122 99 19 4
2284 Okay, you win, you’re the last leaf hanging. 1.2213 0.03774 122 95 27 0
2285 But the realtor told me this was an evergreen tree! 1.2213 0.04730 122 101 15 6
2286 Yes. Yes, I would jump off a roof. 1.2213 0.03949 122 96 25 1
2287 I hate the fall - I wish I could set the clock back 1.2213 0.04117 122 97 23 2
2288 I really thought this year would be different. 1.2213 0.04117 122 97 23 2
2289 Are you leafing me? 1.2213 0.04279 122 98 21 3
2290 We were rock stars! The crowds loved us! 1.2213 0.04584 122 100 17 5
2291 I'm not ready for the fall. 1.2213 0.04279 122 98 21 3
2292 Don't look so surprised. You knew the day would come when I would leave. 1.2213 0.03774 122 95 27 0
2293 I held out as long as I could. You take it. 1.2213 0.04117 122 97 23 2
2294 I told you I would be leaving soon. 1.2213 0.04117 122 97 23 2
2295 Bye, it was really nice collecting all that CO2 with you. 1.2213 0.03949 122 96 25 1
2296 Who would have thought that falling for you would have such a literal conclusion! 1.2213 0.04279 122 98 21 3
2297 I don’t mean to blow you off, but I’ve got to leaf. 1.2213 0.03949 122 96 25 1
2298 I volunteer as tribute! 1.2213 0.04117 122 97 23 2
2299 Why am I always the last leaf left? 1.2213 0.04434 122 99 19 4
2300 Hey, you said we were going at the same time! 1.2213 0.03774 122 95 27 0
2301 I’m ready for your fallback plan now. 1.2213 0.04434 122 99 19 4
2302 We'll meet at the compost pile 1.2213 0.04117 122 97 23 2
2303 I'm sorry to leave you this way! 1.2213 0.03774 122 95 27 0
2304 So this is why they call it fall. 1.2213 0.03949 122 96 25 1
2305 This was the summer of my life! 1.2213 0.04279 122 98 21 3
2306 You won the debate. Good luck in the election. 1.2213 0.03949 122 96 25 1
2307 On second thought, I think I will believe in life after death. 1.2213 0.03949 122 96 25 1
2308 Tell them I want to be burned at the curb, not buried in the landfill. 1.2213 0.04279 122 98 21 3
2309 If only I'd spent more time at the office! 1.2213 0.04279 122 98 21 3
2310 You wanted me to leaf you alone! 1.2213 0.03774 122 95 27 0
2311 I have to leave now. I've fallen for someone else. 1.2213 0.04117 122 97 23 2
2312 Cursed tree! I'm falling...Oh, what a world, what a world. 1.2213 0.04117 122 97 23 2
2313 I choose optimism. 1.2213 0.03949 122 96 25 1
2314 It's lonely at the top! 1.2213 0.04117 122 97 23 2
2315 Mother Nature always DID love you best...whoooa! 1.2213 0.04434 122 99 19 4
2316 ...And I’’ll get to heaven ‘afore Ye’ 1.2213 0.04434 122 99 19 4
2317 Promise me you won't leave! 1.2213 0.04434 122 99 19 4
2318 I just knew, getting a tan would be trouble. 1.2213 0.04279 122 98 21 3
2319 In England they don't call it Fall - it's Branchexit or Brexit for short. 1.2213 0.04434 122 99 19 4
2320 Good bye Grace. Your fall was inevitable. 1.2213 0.04117 122 97 23 2
2321 No, I swear, that was my last fall pun! 1.2213 0.04117 122 97 23 2
2322 Do you believe in an afterleaf? 1.2213 0.04117 122 97 23 2
2323 See ya on the compost pile. 1.2213 0.04117 122 97 23 2
2324 You owe me 50 bucks! 1.2213 0.04584 122 100 17 5
2325 Remember me! You're all that we have left. 1.2213 0.04279 122 98 21 3
2326 If I land face down promise you won't look at my backside! 1.2213 0.03949 122 96 25 1
2327 Mamma Mia, Here we go again. 1.2213 0.04584 122 100 17 5
2328 But you said you'd never leave me! 1.2213 0.04434 122 99 19 4
2329 I always said it was important to let go of attachment! 1.2213 0.04117 122 97 23 2
2330 Hand on, Snoopy, hang on... 1.2213 0.04279 122 98 21 3
2331 The peer pressure is too strong! 1.2213 0.04279 122 98 21 3
2332 I always knew I would go first. 1.2213 0.04117 122 97 23 2
2333 Its over. I'm leaving. 1.2213 0.03949 122 96 25 1
2334 You're just too clingy Rachel...I'm leaving! 1.2213 0.04117 122 97 23 2
2335 You’re leafing already?!?! 1.2213 0.04117 122 97 23 2
2336 You may find one really is the loneliest number. 1.2213 0.04434 122 99 19 4
2337 What did I say? 1.2213 0.03949 122 96 25 1
2338 I knew you'd leaf me too! 1.2213 0.04434 122 99 19 4
2339 I hope that we can remain together. Otherwise it hurts to mulch. 1.2213 0.04117 122 97 23 2
2340 OMG! I’m not ready to leave yet. 1.2213 0.04117 122 97 23 2
2341 I'm not what you think. I'm a giant brown leaf on the ground. 1.2213 0.04434 122 99 19 4
2342 Don't fear the Fall,we'll Spring back! 1.2213 0.04117 122 97 23 2
2343 I hope I get raked, jumped in and composted then my life would have meaning 1.2213 0.03949 122 96 25 1
2344 Look...I'm making like a tree. 1.2213 0.03949 122 96 25 1
2345 When you are ready, you can pick me up at the curb. 1.2213 0.04279 122 98 21 3
2346 I told you a kept having dreams I was falling. 1.2213 0.03949 122 96 25 1
2347 I didn't mean to leave things this way! 1.2213 0.04434 122 99 19 4
2348 I‘ll probably see you at the rake. 1.2213 0.04279 122 98 21 3
2349 I'm just another victim of rakeism! 1.2213 0.03774 122 95 27 0
2350 Take care and remember: Don't ever call her "The Wind". She prefers "Mariah". 1.2213 0.04584 122 100 17 5
2351 I hope I don’t fall face first 1.2213 0.03949 122 96 25 1
2352 It was nice hanging out with you. See you next Fall! Annie T. Houriez, Rueil-Malmaison (France) 1.2213 0.04117 122 97 23 2
2353 I’m sorry Carl, I just need some diversity in my life 1.2213 0.04279 122 98 21 3
2354 They call it FALL! 1.2213 0.04279 122 98 21 3
2355 There’s always next year... 1.2213 0.04117 122 97 23 2
2356 I've always been more of a follower. 1.2213 0.04117 122 97 23 2
2357 I said LEAF! 1.2213 0.04434 122 99 19 4
2358 No big deal. I have a fear of heights, anyway. 1.2213 0.04117 122 97 23 2
2359 Oh no, I think I‘m falling for you!! 1.2213 0.04117 122 97 23 2
2360 It’s not Parkinson’s, honey. It’s death. 1.2213 0.04871 122 102 13 7
2361 I’ll look for you in the gutter my love! 1.2213 0.04279 122 98 21 3
2362 You said it was you and me against the world! 1.2213 0.03949 122 96 25 1
2363 Promise me, Rose, that you’ll never let go. 1.2213 0.04117 122 97 23 2
2364 'I told you...once your chlorophyll is used up, you're toast." 1.2213 0.04279 122 98 21 3
2365 And I'm free, free fallin' 1.2213 0.03949 122 96 25 1
2366 When I said I was falling for you, I didn’t mean it literally. 1.2213 0.04279 122 98 21 3
2367 Tell the leaf peepers I tried to hang on. 1.2213 0.03774 122 95 27 0
2368 You knew this was a summer fling. 1.2213 0.03949 122 96 25 1
2369 Don't bother mailing that letter to Santa! 1.2213 0.04434 122 99 19 4
2370 We have been inseparable. I might as well die! 1.2213 0.04279 122 98 21 3
2371 Don't worry, I'll see you next Spring. 1.2213 0.04434 122 99 19 4
2372 It’s true what they say — I don’t wish I’d spent more time at photosynthesis and less time fluttering in the breeze. 1.2213 0.03949 122 96 25 1
2373 Sorry, Hon. California dreamin’... 1.2213 0.03949 122 96 25 1
2374 I wouldn't worry about it, 'death by Fall' happens every year! 1.2213 0.04279 122 98 21 3
2375 On three, we both let go. 1.2213 0.04117 122 97 23 2
2376 Well, everyone else is doing it. 1.2213 0.04117 122 97 23 2
2377 Farewell my dear. Lets hope we are raked up together. 1.2213 0.03949 122 96 25 1
2378 I'm sad, but truth is, I never liked you. 1.2213 0.04434 122 99 19 4
2379 You were right--superglue is better than rubber cement. 1.2213 0.04279 122 98 21 3
2380 I told you climate change was a hoax. 1.2213 0.03949 122 96 25 1
2381 Traffic looks good now, but it'll pile up later 1.2213 0.03774 122 95 27 0
2382 Still don't believe in climate change? 1.2213 0.04279 122 98 21 3
2383 AAAaaAAaAAAAAaaaAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAA 1.2213 0.04279 122 98 21 3
2384 I've always dreaded the Fall. 1.2213 0.04434 122 99 19 4
2385 [insert a corny joke here] 1.2213 0.04584 122 100 17 5
2386 It was a lot easier being green. 1.2213 0.04279 122 98 21 3
2387 Sorry,I just can't hang around with you anymore. 1.2213 0.03949 122 96 25 1
2388 Falling leaf: Schopenhauer said one must die proudly when it is no longer possible to live proudly. Other leaf: Ugh, that was Nietzsche you plebe. 1.2213 0.04279 122 98 21 3
2389 Gotta go. It's Black Friday! 1.2213 0.04279 122 98 21 3
2390 We thought we were in the Garden of Eden, and now, we encounter the Fall. 1.2213 0.03774 122 95 27 0
2391 Bob Dylan was right! The answer is blowing in the wind. 1.2213 0.04117 122 97 23 2
2392 We fell apart, thats why Im leaving you 1.2213 0.04279 122 98 21 3
2393 I hate to have to leaf you hanging 1.2213 0.04117 122 97 23 2
2394 Its up to you now. The last one to leave turns out the lights. 1.2213 0.03774 122 95 27 0
2395 I still say you’re the one who’s chaaaaanged. 1.2213 0.04117 122 97 23 2
2396 You coward! 1.2213 0.04279 122 98 21 3
2397 Umm let's see who gets instagrammed first.. 1.2213 0.04434 122 99 19 4
2398 C'mon, everyone's doing it! 1.2213 0.04117 122 97 23 2
2399 For the life of me, I feel like this is the end. 1.2213 0.03949 122 96 25 1
2400 Cmon. This party's dead. 1.2213 0.04279 122 98 21 3
2401 Wait, autumn is also fall? 1.2213 0.04434 122 99 19 4
2402 Well, it's been a breeze. 1.2213 0.03949 122 96 25 1
2403 Of course I said I’d never leave you, Ed, but this is a little different. 1.2213 0.04117 122 97 23 2
2404 I liked you much more in your original color 1.2213 0.04279 122 98 21 3
2405 I'm trying this new wireless technology. Can you hear me now? 1.2213 0.04434 122 99 19 4
2406 I'm gonna swing forward to a double salto backward tucked with a double twist, then stick the landing! 1.2213 0.04117 122 97 23 2
2407 I thought you said to “leaf” you alone! 1.2213 0.04279 122 98 21 3
2408 Of course we'll be together forever... oops. 1.2213 0.03949 122 96 25 1
2409 It's affecting us as well! 1.2213 0.04279 122 98 21 3
2410 You know, I never really was your friend anyway. 1.2213 0.04279 122 98 21 3
2411 I told you such a close relationship wouldn’t work 1.2213 0.03949 122 96 25 1
2412 Don't worry. Old leaves don't die, they just float away. 1.2213 0.04279 122 98 21 3
2413 For God's sake,hang on as long as you can ! This guy mulches everything !! 1.2213 0.04117 122 97 23 2
2414 I like to think of it as early retirement. 1.2213 0.04584 122 100 17 5
2415 Calm down, and stop shaking. It's simply the circle of life. 1.2213 0.04434 122 99 19 4
2416 You said we'd drop together. Oh fickle, fickle leaf. 1.2213 0.03949 122 96 25 1
2417 I'm going away to explore my roots. 1.2213 0.04279 122 98 21 3
2418 I got the short end of the stick. 1.2212 0.04306 113 90 21 2
2419 One last thing, I had sex with your wife. 1.2212 0.04825 113 93 15 5
2420 Wild ride? Ha, wait till you dance with the leaf blower. 1.2203 0.04362 118 95 20 3
2421 See you on the down low. 1.2195 0.04402 123 100 19 4
2422 I'm too young to die–I never had a chance to foliage! 1.2195 0.04402 123 100 19 4
2423 This is what comes from color printing. 1.2195 0.04402 123 100 19 4
2424 My father told me there would be a day like this. 1.2195 0.04551 123 101 17 5
2425 Hasta Leave-ista, baby! 1.2185 0.03987 119 94 24 1
2426 This is my only chance to beat Simone Biles 1.2185 0.04162 119 95 22 2
2427 Maybe be grounded will be a good thing...? 1.2185 0.04491 119 97 18 4
2428 Need anything from Costco? 1.2185 0.04647 119 98 16 5
2429 I always knew that someday you'd blow me off. 1.2185 0.04491 119 97 18 4
2430 Don't leaf me! 1.2137 0.04348 117 95 19 3
2431 Bob Dylan knew the answer....... 1.2137 0.04514 117 96 17 4
2432 You son of a gun!! 1.2137 0.04175 117 94 21 2
2433 Falling down is the ease part, the lawn mower is the hard part! 1.2137 0.04348 117 95 19 3
2434 Face it, Helen. We've both changed. It's time we went our separate ways. 1.2137 0.03995 117 93 23 1
2435 You're still not going to fit in. 1.2137 0.04348 117 95 19 3
2436 Sorry. The rake just makes me happier. 1.2137 0.03995 117 93 23 1
2437 I’m terrified of heights. Hope I come back as a worm To the editor: I can’t enter my UK phone number because it is longer than 10 digits. It is +44 77 9699 4412 sheila@sheilalabatt.com 1.2137 0.04675 117 97 15 5
2438 I told you the day would come when I'd leave you. 1.2137 0.03995 117 93 23 1
2439 Play to win! 1.2137 0.04175 117 94 21 2
2440 yes,they all fell for you too but this Fall is oooooooours? 1.2137 0.04175 117 94 21 2
2441 Sorry. I'm leafing you now. 1.2137 0.03995 117 93 23 1
2442 Look me up when you land! 1.2137 0.04175 117 94 21 2
2443 I know this sounds acorn-y, but I think I am falling for you. 1.2137 0.04348 117 95 19 3
2444 Boys weekend. Try not to miss me. 1.2137 0.03995 117 93 23 1
2445 Woe is me! I told you I'd go first... 1.2137 0.04175 117 94 21 2
2446 I wish I didn’t have to leave. 1.2137 0.03995 117 93 23 1
2447 Better red than...Ahaaa! 1.2137 0.03806 117 92 25 0
2448 This is the penultimate experience. 1.2137 0.04175 117 94 21 2
2449 I’m outta here; that car’s bumper sticker says ‘Leaving Trumpland.’ 1.2137 0.04514 117 96 17 4
2450 You blew me off! 1.2137 0.03995 117 93 23 1
2451 It’s not forever, Evelyn. There’s always the compost! 1.2137 0.04514 117 96 17 4
2452 I'm falling!!!" -- "It's about time." 1.2137 0.04514 117 96 17 4
2453 It's not you. I just need to be free. 1.2137 0.03995 117 93 23 1
2454 I'll be right back, I'm just going out for a pack of smokes. 1.2137 0.04348 117 95 19 3
2455 I go to seek a great perhaps! 1.2137 0.04348 117 95 19 3
2456 I'm leaving you. I'm falling for the scrub. 1.2137 0.04348 117 95 19 3
2457 Hey, at least the rent is cheaper on the ground level. 1.2137 0.03995 117 93 23 1
2458 Don't leaaafffff me! 1.2137 0.04175 117 94 21 2
2459 Bye Feleafsha 1.2137 0.04348 117 95 19 3
2460 Sorry to break it off like this,but I simply couldn't wait any longer for your decision. 1.2137 0.03806 117 92 25 0
2461 Was it my breath? 1.2137 0.04175 117 94 21 2
2462 Let's make it a joy ride! Free fall on the sedan! 1.2137 0.04175 117 94 21 2
2463 oh fuck 1.2137 0.04675 117 97 15 5
2464 If only our season was called something else!! 1.2137 0.04175 117 94 21 2
2465 It's a long fall. 1.2137 0.04175 117 94 21 2
2466 Gotta go now. Been nice knowing you... See you next year! 1.2137 0.03995 117 93 23 1
2467 Once more into the breach! 1.2137 0.04514 117 96 17 4
2468 I'll see you after the Fall! 1.2137 0.03995 117 93 23 1
2469 I really enjoyed our May-September romance. 1.2137 0.04175 117 94 21 2
2470 Don't worry, it's less painful than watching the 2020 elections, Carl." 1.2137 0.04348 117 95 19 3
2471 WHOOAAA! This march for change has gotten out of hand! 1.2137 0.04175 117 94 21 2
2472 Sorry, Frank, I tried! 1.2137 0.04514 117 96 17 4
2473 Charlotte, I'm leaving you. 1.2137 0.04175 117 94 21 2
2474 Game over man.. Game over! 1.2137 0.04175 117 94 21 2
2475 Aim straight for me when you come. I can't bear the thought of you with a maple. 1.2137 0.04348 117 95 19 3
2476 Quickly now! Am I flotsam or jetsam? 1.2137 0.03995 117 93 23 1
2477 Maybe could we try doing something different next year? 1.2137 0.03806 117 92 25 0
2478 Oh Helmut don't leaf me 1.2137 0.04175 117 94 21 2
2479 I’m going to leaf you alone for a day or two. 1.2137 0.03995 117 93 23 1
2480 Well, leaving is such sweet sorrow! 1.2137 0.04514 117 96 17 4
2481 No, I won’t be back in time for dinner. Are you kidding? 1.2137 0.03995 117 93 23 1
2482 Don't ever change! 1.2137 0.03995 117 93 23 1
2483 Hope you don’t fall too far from the tree! 1.2137 0.04175 117 94 21 2
2484 Fall was never really my favorite season 1.2137 0.04175 117 94 21 2
2485 Even though we knew it would happen,I still didn't think it would end like this. 1.2137 0.03806 117 92 25 0
2486 Seems like the thing to do. 1.2137 0.04348 117 95 19 3
2487 I like Billie Holiday as much as anyone, but I don't find autumn in New York so inviting. 1.2137 0.04175 117 94 21 2
2488 At least it's a one way commute. 1.2137 0.04514 117 96 17 4
2489 I refuse to be a "sap" any more - I'm going to "leaf "you now! 1.2137 0.04175 117 94 21 2
2490 We always knew this would be a May-October romance. 1.2137 0.03995 117 93 23 1
2491 I’m falling for you again. 1.2137 0.04348 117 95 19 3
2492 I’m not looking forward to the commute, but it evens out with the benefits. 1.2137 0.03995 117 93 23 1
2493 You're such a fall guy! 1.2137 0.04175 117 94 21 2
2494 I will soon met The Grim Raker. 1.2137 0.04348 117 95 19 3
2495 I waited all summer to tell you ..... I 1.2137 0.04675 117 97 15 5
2496 You are one in a million! 1.2137 0.04348 117 95 19 3
2497 Remember, we're even more unique than snowflakes! 1.2137 0.04514 117 96 17 4
2498 See ya in the gutter, dude. 1.2137 0.04348 117 95 19 3
2499 Stay alive! I will find you! 1.2137 0.03995 117 93 23 1
2500 Oh shit I broke 1.2137 0.04514 117 96 17 4
2501 Look for me on the front porch. 1.2137 0.04348 117 95 19 3
2502 Relax. I'll be back in a few. 1.2137 0.04175 117 94 21 2
2503 I wish this wind would just leaf us alone! 1.2137 0.04514 117 96 17 4
2504 Remind me. What's sweet about this? 1.2137 0.04348 117 95 19 3
2505 My only regret is not blowing all my money when I first heard about autumn. 1.2137 0.04175 117 94 21 2
2506 No,YOU blow! 1.2137 0.04514 117 96 17 4
2507 I'm beginning to doubt your story that 'deciduous' means 'beautiful.' 1.2137 0.04675 117 97 15 5
2508 Well, since no one has come back yet, I guess I'll go see what "Fall" is all about. 1.2137 0.04175 117 94 21 2
2509 I haven't got time for the waiting game. 1.2137 0.04348 117 95 19 3
2510 You are the wind beneath my leaaaves. 1.2137 0.04348 117 95 19 3
2511 Remember: Tell O. Henry to write a prequel. 1.2137 0.04175 117 94 21 2
2512 What are your plans for the after life? 1.2137 0.04175 117 94 21 2
2513 That looks like so much fun, I'm going to try it!!! 1.2137 0.04175 117 94 21 2
2514 Wow, is that one of those new self-driving cars? 1.2137 0.04175 117 94 21 2
2515 GOOD LUCK —-EEEK. SEE YOU IN THE FALL ❤️ 1.2137 0.03806 117 92 25 0
2516 It’s time to try obeying gravity.... 1.2137 0.04175 117 94 21 2
2517 Bob, don’t leave me! 1.2137 0.03995 117 93 23 1
2518 I am falling and can’t get up! 1.2137 0.04675 117 97 15 5
2519 There is something very special about you. 1.2137 0.04348 117 95 19 3
2520 Congratulations, the tontine's yours. 1.2137 0.04514 117 96 17 4
2521 But you said 'I jump, you jump!' 1.2137 0.04348 117 95 19 3
2522 Don’t leave me hanging in midair. 1.2137 0.04175 117 94 21 2
2523 You coming? 1.2137 0.03995 117 93 23 1
2524 And that's when my separation anxiety started. 1.2137 0.04514 117 96 17 4
2525 This "Fall" fells like deja vu. 1.2137 0.04348 117 95 19 3
2526 Sometimes you just gotta accept fate. 1.2137 0.03995 117 93 23 1
2527 Sorry about the symmetry! 1.2137 0.04175 117 94 21 2
2528 See you in the scrapbook! 1.2137 0.03995 117 93 23 1
2529 I'm starting to fall for you... 1.2137 0.03995 117 93 23 1
2530 Is this what they meant when they said we’ll blow you away? 1.2137 0.03806 117 92 25 0
2531 Auntie Em! .. there’s no place like home! 1.2124 0.04611 113 93 16 4
2532 Sorry to leave you hanging on a limb. 1.2124 0.04254 113 91 20 2
2533 Hey if I don’t see you, have a really nice Fall 1.2124 0.04611 113 93 16 4
2534 Sure. I'll take the Fall. 1.2124 0.04254 113 91 20 2
2535 I don't recall deciding to be deciduous 1.2124 0.04064 113 90 22 1
2536 Well, Alice. You were right. I‘m leaving you for that blonde. 1.2119 0.04638 118 98 15 5
2537 Rage, rage against the dying of the light. 1.2119 0.04315 118 96 19 3
2538 You rake. You pushed me. 1.2119 0.04144 118 95 21 2
2539 Last one down is a rotten acorn! 1.2119 0.04638 118 98 15 5
2540 Get out of my life why don’t you baby, You just keep me hanging on. 1.2119 0.04480 118 97 17 4
2541 Adios, amigo. I'm falling down with the 99% 1.2119 0.04315 118 96 19 3
2542 Lock the door when you leave. 1.2119 0.04638 118 98 15 5
2543 Well, I guess you're going to find out about this sky diving thing. 1.2119 0.04144 118 95 21 2
2544 I thought we changed it to spring forward, autumn back 1.2110 0.04137 109 87 21 1
2545 Well, I do hope we waft into each other soon. 1.2110 0.04529 109 89 17 3
2546 I NEVER LIKED YOUUUUUUUUU 1.2110 0.04890 109 91 13 5
2547 Don’t worry. O’Henry implied that it’s for a good cause. 1.2105 0.04032 114 91 22 1
2548 Is this the art of letting go! 1.2105 0.04221 114 92 20 2
2549 Oh, NOOOOOOOOO!! 1.2105 0.04401 114 93 18 3
2550 I’ll miss hangin with you. 1.2105 0.04221 114 92 20 2
2551 Leaf and let die! 1.2105 0.04221 114 92 20 2
2552 Please promise you’ll look for me. 1.2091 0.04492 110 90 17 3
2553 This time it doesn't feel like a dream. 1.2072 0.03864 111 88 23 0
2554 I'll never let go, Jack! I'll never let go! 1.2072 0.04071 111 89 21 1
2555 Already?! It's only August! 1.2072 0.04071 111 89 21 1
2556 And these few precious days I've spent with you !! 1.2072 0.04267 111 90 19 2
2557 Gone with the wind. 1.2072 0.03864 111 88 23 0
2558 Okay, that's it, I'm tired of hanging around with you 1.2072 0.04071 111 89 21 1
2559 I’m sorry , but I’m Breaking it off ! 1.2072 0.04071 111 89 21 1
2560 Hang in there Jerry … I gotta leave now. 1.2072 0.03864 111 88 23 0
2561 Do you ever feel like you may be the last leaf on the tree? 1.2072 0.04071 111 89 21 1
2562 Spoiler Alert! 1.2072 0.04635 111 92 15 4
2563 I'll meet you under the shrub. We can hide there. 1.2072 0.04455 111 91 17 3
2564 Drain, rake, or fire - I’ll always love you. 1.2072 0.04267 111 90 19 2
2565 Is there sap after death? 1.2072 0.04455 111 91 17 3
2566 Please don't leave me alone . . . . 1.2072 0.04071 111 89 21 1
2567 If the Downton Abbey movies stinks..... don’t tell me 1.2072 0.04071 111 89 21 1
2568 I've had it with Photosynthesis; I'm into Selfies now. 1.2072 0.04635 111 92 15 4
2569 Always the show off, aren't you? 1.2072 0.03864 111 88 23 0
2570 Remember when I told you about Lemmings? 1.2072 0.04071 111 89 21 1
2571 I'm heading right for the gutter !! 1.2072 0.04267 111 90 19 2
2572 I should have said you first! 1.2072 0.04071 111 89 21 1
2573 Did you say Go towards the Light or say my mantra? 1.2072 0.04071 111 89 21 1
2574 You always said you needed more space. 1.2072 0.03864 111 88 23 0
2575 So this is what the song was about. 1.2072 0.04267 111 90 19 2
2576 If it wasn't such a mess down there, I wouldn't be so sad to go. 1.2072 0.04267 111 90 19 2
2577 Fine, I'll make like a tree and-" "Enough with the puns, Jerry. You're dying. 1.2072 0.03864 111 88 23 0
2578 Guess this is why they call it Faaaaalllllllllllll!!!!.... 1.2072 0.03864 111 88 23 0
2579 I told you not to fall for me 1.2072 0.04267 111 90 19 2
2580 See you again on Groundhog Day! 1.2072 0.04455 111 91 17 3
2581 I'm not taking a fall. That's not the kind of leaf I am. 1.2072 0.04071 111 89 21 1
2582 If I don't like it, I can always come back. 1.2072 0.04455 111 91 17 3
2583 Mother Nature and I are splitting up. 1.2072 0.04267 111 90 19 2
2584 Uhhh. I don't think my insurance covers this. 1.2072 0.04455 111 91 17 3
2585 Help me, I’m Fall-ing! 1.2072 0.04455 111 91 17 3
2586 I'm coming, Elizabeth! 1.2072 0.03864 111 88 23 0
2587 Suddenly I understand why we are “leaves.” 1.2072 0.04071 111 89 21 1
2588 You’re not so special yourself! 1.2072 0.04267 111 90 19 2
2589 You're too clingy. I'm leaving! 1.2072 0.04071 111 89 21 1
2590 I hate piles. 1.2072 0.04455 111 91 17 3
2591 Oh I get it...fall! 1.2072 0.04635 111 92 15 4
2592 ...and don't forget to fertilize the lawn 1.2072 0.04635 111 92 15 4
2593 No one will sweep me off my feet like you. Stay true. 1.2072 0.03864 111 88 23 0
2594 I’m aiming for the bushes. 1.2072 0.04455 111 91 17 3
2595 It's the age difference. IT would have never worked between us! 1.2072 0.04455 111 91 17 3
2596 “We leaves stand out in the flux because we have an imperishable soul, but all we can do is observe ourselves & the world in the grip of ceaseless...hey hey you listening? Forget it. Good luck Buster we should’ve been born four leaf clovers!!” 1.2072 0.04267 111 90 19 2
2597 Oh the foliumanity! 1.2072 0.04267 111 90 19 2
2598 When you remember me, remember me as green. 1.2072 0.04267 111 90 19 2
2599 I thought, we were going to branch out together 1.2072 0.04071 111 89 21 1
2600 If you lived a good life, you will be mulched. 1.2054 0.04039 112 90 21 1
2601 Well, if they didn't want us on their lawn, why did they plant so many trees? 1.2054 0.04419 112 92 17 3
2602 Have a nice fall. 1.2054 0.04233 112 91 19 2
2603 Hate to leave you dangling, but I can't hang out any longer. 1.2054 0.03834 112 89 23 0
2604 See you in hell Pilgrim 1.2054 0.04419 112 92 17 3
2605 That joke was in poor taste! 1.2054 0.04419 112 92 17 3
2606 You ever read any O Henry stories? 1.2054 0.04039 112 90 21 1
2607 You're not invited. 1.2054 0.04039 112 90 21 1
2608 If I don't see you at the landfill I'm probably stuck in some kid's art project. 1.2054 0.04233 112 91 19 2
2609 Okay. I've always been quercus, but so are you. 1.2054 0.04233 112 91 19 2
2610 Live in color. 1.2054 0.04419 112 92 17 3
2611 I'm not ready to leave! 1.2054 0.04039 112 90 21 1
2612 I like the 'Spring' part better than the 'Fall' part. 1.2054 0.03834 112 89 23 0
2613 I'M going to the family reunion! 1.2054 0.03834 112 89 23 0
2614 It is a far, far better rest that I go to than I have ever known. 1.2054 0.04419 112 92 17 3
2615 There goes Pride, that's our cue. 1.2054 0.04597 112 93 15 4
2616 Regrets? I've had a few. 1.2054 0.04039 112 90 21 1
2617 I'm falling out of love. 1.2054 0.04597 112 93 15 4
2618 Text me when you're ready to leave. 1.2054 0.04039 112 90 21 1
2619 Hang in there, Harry! You're our last hope! 1.2054 0.04419 112 92 17 3
2620 It must be good if everyone's doing it. 1.2054 0.04039 112 90 21 1
2621 Hope to see you after the fall. 1.2054 0.04233 112 91 19 2
2622 It's a die-in to demand action on climate change. 1.2054 0.03938 112 92 18 2
2623 Leave for the two of us! 1.2054 0.04597 112 93 15 4
2624 It"s All About Letting Go. 1.2054 0.04039 112 90 21 1
2625 You knew it would be time for Fall sooner than later. 1.2054 0.04419 112 92 17 3
2626 Oh no, I'm falling for you! 1.2054 0.04039 112 90 21 1
2627 Sorry, Bro, the peer pressure’s finally gotten to me. 1.2054 0.04419 112 92 17 3
2628 Look for me in the mulch 1.2054 0.04039 112 90 21 1
2629 I'm clearly falling for you. 1.2054 0.04597 112 93 15 4
2630 Another leaf down, do you copy? This is a 10-17! 1.2054 0.03728 112 91 20 1
2631 Hang on, Sloopy. 1.2054 0.04597 112 93 15 4
2632 I know it's a leap of faith - but there is no other way to become well grounded! 1.2054 0.03834 112 89 23 0
2633 Sorry, but I guess I'll be leafing you all alone. 1.2054 0.03834 112 89 23 0
2634 It's an ill wind that blows nobody any good. 1.2054 0.04419 112 92 17 3
2635 Rose! There's room enough for two of us on the door! 1.2054 0.04419 112 92 17 3
2636 See you in the after-mulch 1.2054 0.04039 112 90 21 1
2637 Join us at the compost pile if you start feeling lonely." (Michael Rogness, St. Paul MN 1.2054 0.03834 112 89 23 0
2638 There are so many things I never told you! 1.2054 0.04597 112 93 15 4
2639 Just the thought of leaving blows me away! 1.2054 0.03834 112 89 23 0
2640 oh that's it...I can't hang on any longer. 1.2054 0.04039 112 90 21 1
2641 Leaving is such sweet sorrow. 1.2054 0.04597 112 93 15 4
2642 I don't understand people who say this is their favorite season! 1.2054 0.04039 112 90 21 1
2643 Zihuatanejo! 1.2054 0.04419 112 92 17 3
2644 Your attitude about the upcoming election just blows me away.. 1.2054 0.03834 112 89 23 0
2645 You're strong. You stay alive, no matter what occurs! I will find you! Just stay away from kids with wax paper. 1.2054 0.04233 112 91 19 2
2646 That does it: I'm letting go and turning a new leaf! 1.2054 0.04769 112 94 13 5
2647 Leafs or leaves? 1.2054 0.04597 112 93 15 4
2648 It's been fun hanging out together. 1.2054 0.03834 112 89 23 0
2649 I'll save you a spot in the gutter! 1.2054 0.04039 112 90 21 1
2650 I'm only going because I was given a subpoena! 1.2054 0.04419 112 92 17 3
2651 See you on Instagram. 1.2054 0.04419 112 92 17 3
2652 Honestly, I was really into our relationship this summer... now I am just cold and disconnected 1.2054 0.04039 112 90 21 1
2653 I'll save you a spot on the lawn. 1.2054 0.03834 112 89 23 0
2654 And then there was one. 1.2054 0.04597 112 93 15 4
2655 I'm leaving you forever. 1.2054 0.04419 112 92 17 3
2656 It was just a spring and summer fling. Get over it. 1.2054 0.04419 112 92 17 3
2657 Well, I’ll be taking my leave now. 1.2054 0.04233 112 91 19 2
2658 Hang on Ryan, if you make it to November 1, you win the jackpot. 1.2054 0.04597 112 93 15 4
2659 Orange team wins immunity! 1.2054 0.04597 112 93 15 4
2660 I’m going to bed. 1.2054 0.04597 112 93 15 4
2661 Look for me in the gutter! 1.2054 0.04039 112 90 21 1
2662 Stan, all puns aside, I'm leaving you. 1.2054 0.03834 112 89 23 0
2663 So much for photosynthesis. 1.2054 0.04419 112 92 17 3
2664 Another one bites the dust 1.2054 0.04597 112 93 15 4
2665 Be sure to get the Advil royalties... 1.2054 0.04039 112 90 21 1
2666 Man! Not again... 1.2054 0.04039 112 90 21 1
2667 I’ll text you when I arrive. 1.2054 0.04039 112 90 21 1
2668 Happy trails, Hans. 1.2054 0.04419 112 92 17 3
2669 We go through this every year. You need to just let go already. 1.2054 0.04233 112 91 19 2
2670 I guess I'll be taking my leave... 1.2054 0.03834 112 89 23 0
2671 I wouldn't fall for you if you were the last leaf on Earrrrttttttttth.... 1.2054 0.04597 112 93 15 4
2672 Well, it looks like you win! 1.2054 0.04419 112 92 17 3
2673 You said we go on 'threeeeeee!' 1.2054 0.04419 112 92 17 3
2674 Sorry to leaf so soon”.. 1.2054 0.04233 112 91 19 2
2675 Rookie, huh? Everyone leaves the branch sooner or later. 1.2054 0.04039 112 90 21 1
2676 Good bye So long Farewell forever! 1.2054 0.04233 112 91 19 2
2677 I hate leaf blowers too but it happens to the best of us. 1.2054 0.04233 112 91 19 2
2678 So long! It’s been nice hanging with you. 1.2054 0.03834 112 89 23 0
2679 Be careful when you get down there. You"ll be a 'has been' and they'll step all over you." 1.2054 0.04233 112 91 19 2
2680 You're not gonna stand out down there, buddy! 1.2054 0.04233 112 91 19 2
2681 I'll send Beth your regards. 1.2054 0.04769 112 94 13 5
2682 Meet me over by the hedge. 1.2054 0.04419 112 92 17 3
2683 I'm so gonna stick the landing.” 1.2054 0.04233 112 91 19 2
2684 What a weird feeling. Instead of saying "Goodbye, I love you, I'm thinking g = 9.807 m/s2. 1.2054 0.04419 112 92 17 3
2685 So, hummus or humus? 1.2054 0.04233 112 91 19 2
2686 Same old, Same old 1.2054 0.04419 112 92 17 3
2687 Looks like you are the last one Betsy 1.2054 0.04039 112 90 21 1
2688 On trend 1.2054 0.04233 112 91 19 2
2689 Sure - you hang on. I'll take the fall for the president. 1.2054 0.04419 112 92 17 3
2690 Don’t wait up for me. 1.2054 0.04233 112 91 19 2
2691 You hang on. I'll call O. Henry. 1.2054 0.03834 112 89 23 0
2692 if I don't see you in the leaf bag, I'll catch up with you at the dump 1.2054 0.04233 112 91 19 2
2693 No!! Let go on threeee... 1.2054 0.04039 112 90 21 1
2694 And I said I'd never leave you. 1.2054 0.04597 112 93 15 4
2695 I know it's fall. But until now, I never thought we were supposed to take it literally. 1.2054 0.03834 112 89 23 0
2696 Aim for the roof. That rake is real dream killer. 1.2054 0.04233 112 91 19 2
2697 It’s me, Edna. It’s not you. 1.2054 0.04039 112 90 21 1
2698 Before I leave, tell Roots I love her. 1.2054 0.04233 112 91 19 2
2699 I'm not leaving. I just need a little space. 1.2054 0.04597 112 93 15 4
2700 You don't need to know how to fly. 1.2054 0.04233 112 91 19 2
2701 I know Autumn Leaves must fall but what key is it in? 1.2054 0.04039 112 90 21 1
2702 Rose, never let go! 1.2054 0.04419 112 92 17 3
2703 Bye, it was fun hanging with you this summer. 1.2054 0.04935 112 95 11 6
2704 Let go, Larry. The burning ban is in place for another week. 1.2054 0.04039 112 90 21 1
2705 Sorry, I just can’t hang out with you anymore. 1.2054 0.04039 112 90 21 1
2706 Let's wait 'til after Thanksgiving weekend to fly. Less crowded then. 1.2054 0.04233 112 91 19 2
2707 Hold on tiiight!!! 1.2054 0.04039 112 90 21 1
2708 Yes, I do find “dropping like flies” to be really impertinent!” 1.2054 0.04419 112 92 17 3
2709 But you said that you'd never leaf me. 1.2054 0.03834 112 89 23 0
2710 I warned you - stop whistling that damned ‘Autumn Leaves’ or I’m outta here! 1.2054 0.04039 112 90 21 1
2711 I gotta mulch now dude. See you in the spring. 1.2054 0.04039 112 90 21 1
2712 If you don't make the O. Henry story, try for a New Yorker cartoon. 1.2054 0.03834 112 89 23 0
2713 Just what did you promise O. Henry? 1.2054 0.04597 112 93 15 4
2714 Houston, we have a problem! 1.2054 0.04039 112 90 21 1
2715 It will be a nice float down, but I worry a little about getting lost in the litter below. 1.2054 0.04039 112 90 21 1
2716 But dad! Everyone is doing it nowadays! 1.2054 0.04597 112 93 15 4
2717 Not even global warming can save us! 1.2054 0.04419 112 92 17 3
2718 You won - the last to fall! 1.2054 0.04233 112 91 19 2
2719 You always were a fair weather friend, Susan. 1.2054 0.04233 112 91 19 2
2720 If we're both gonna die this way, I'm going on my own terms! 1.2054 0.04039 112 90 21 1
2721 If ever I would leave you, how could it be in Autumn....!? 1.2054 0.04039 112 90 21 1
2722 We keep in touch about Thanksgiving 1.2054 0.04419 112 92 17 3
2723 If I don't leave now, I'll always wonder what if." Dustin Jacobs, Los Angeles, Calif 1.2054 0.04233 112 91 19 2
2724 I hate to leaf you all alone. 1.2054 0.04419 112 92 17 3
2725 According to Newton, this is what we do. We fall. 1.2054 0.04233 112 91 19 2
2726 Am I really going to a better place? 1.2054 0.04419 112 92 17 3
2727 It’s been real 1.2054 0.04039 112 90 21 1
2728 You knew I was polyamorus 1.2054 0.04233 112 91 19 2
2729 Unfortunately, we are Branch Davidians. 1.2054 0.03834 112 89 23 0
2730 This vacation is a letdown. 1.2054 0.04233 112 91 19 2
2731 Well, at least I'm not the last fall guy. 1.2054 0.04597 112 93 15 4
2732 That's not what I had in mind when I asked you to leaf me alone! 1.2054 0.04039 112 90 21 1
2733 Oh no - here comes a garbage truck. 1.2054 0.04039 112 90 21 1
2734 I take that back. Fall is definitely my least favorite season. 1.2054 0.04597 112 93 15 4
2735 No wait! I said heads.....HEADS! 1.2054 0.04419 112 92 17 3
2736 ‘You still think Fall is your favourite season?’ 1.2054 0.04233 112 91 19 2
2737 I kept trying to tell you that there was NO WAY the white house could provide that kind of protection! 1.2054 0.04039 112 90 21 1
2738 There's got to be more than just sprouting, getting old and flying". 1.2054 0.04039 112 90 21 1
2739 When I dressed in fall colors, I had no idea. 1.2054 0.04233 112 91 19 2
2740 Yeah, you won this time, but I swear next year I'll be last! 1.2054 0.04233 112 91 19 2
2741 My friends all warned me not to fall for you. 1.2054 0.04233 112 91 19 2
2742 I don't know but everybody yells Geronimo. 1.2054 0.04233 112 91 19 2
2743 I never thought I would be the first to leave. 1.2054 0.04233 112 91 19 2
2744 My heart will go on, Rose! 1.2054 0.04419 112 92 17 3
2745 My Fall is done. See you next Spring. 1.2054 0.04769 112 94 13 5
2746 This is a madhouse!” 1.2054 0.04233 112 91 19 2
2747 I had fun. Let's try to do this again next year. 1.2054 0.03834 112 89 23 0
2748 Remember, I want my remains mulched. 1.2054 0.04597 112 93 15 4
2749 Lief, I'm so sorry to be leaving you. 1.2054 0.04769 112 94 13 5
2750 All I ever wanted was to not be like everyone else. 1.2054 0.04419 112 92 17 3
2751 I was hoping not to leave without you! 1.2054 0.04419 112 92 17 3
2752 Remember what Whitman wrote "I stop somewhere waiting for you." 1.2054 0.04039 112 90 21 1
2753 Oh boy, looks like I’m falling into a pattern. 1.2054 0.03834 112 89 23 0
2754 ...then you turn right onto 3rd St. 1.2054 0.03834 112 89 23 0
2755 And away we go! 1.2054 0.04419 112 92 17 3
2756 O Henry -- It's up to you now! 1.2054 0.04039 112 90 21 1
2757 Let it be recorded in the Autumn Annuals, "I fell for you.' 1.2054 0.04233 112 91 19 2
2758 Strange, I'm getting this funny feeling of deja vu... 1.2054 0.04039 112 90 21 1
2759 I guess summer vacation's over! 1.2054 0.04233 112 91 19 2
2760 See you next Spring! Same tree, same limb 1.2054 0.04419 112 92 17 3
2761 Gotta go, I think I left the stove on. 1.2054 0.04039 112 90 21 1
2762 I'm going to drift by that window so they can dream of summer kisses. 1.2054 0.04419 112 92 17 3
2763 If all your friends jumped off a br... 1.2054 0.04233 112 91 19 2
2764 I'm calling a lawyer. 1.2054 0.03834 112 89 23 0
2765 Hope to see you in a wreath. Otherwise, I’ll meet you in the compost pile”. 1.2054 0.04419 112 92 17 3
2766 It's time to make like a tree and leave. 1.2054 0.04597 112 93 15 4
2767 “When breeze comes to blast .... looks like you’ll be last.” 1.2054 0.04419 112 92 17 3
2768 Look me up on 'Rakebook'. 1.2054 0.04597 112 93 15 4
2769 You win—the oak’s all yours; I just couldn’t bear another one of your ‘leaf’ or ‘fall’ jokes. 1.2054 0.03389 112 92 19 1
2770 The party was over a long time ago. Why are we always the last to leave? 1.2054 0.04039 112 90 21 1
2771 Goodbye. I must leave you now. 1.2054 0.04233 112 91 19 2
2772 With some luck, we'll end up in the same compost. 1.2054 0.04039 112 90 21 1
2773 In the larger scheme of things, a compost pile wouldn't be such a bad deal !" 1.2054 0.03834 112 89 23 0
2774 This beats a no deal Brexit. 1.2054 0.04233 112 91 19 2
2775 Remember, Frankie, we’re leaves, not stays! 1.2054 0.04233 112 91 19 2
2776 Sorry Janet. I'm leaving you for a perennial. 1.2054 0.04419 112 92 17 3
2777 Tell me - my memory's failing, Are we Falling Leaves or Autumn Leaves? 1.2054 0.04597 112 93 15 4
2778 Just don’t think I’ve fallen for you. 1.2054 0.04233 112 91 19 2
2779 Ashes to ashes, compost to compost. 1.2054 0.04039 112 90 21 1
2780 What a waste. My rent is paid up through the end of the month. 1.2054 0.03834 112 89 23 0
2781 Everything doesn’t always have to be your idea. 1.2054 0.04039 112 90 21 1
2782 Oh no, the rake said it would be fine, but he said I could just check out what the ground is like, and if I don't like it I can come on back 1.2054 0.04233 112 91 19 2
2783 Don't worry...I'll meet you in the compost heap! 1.2035 0.04383 113 93 17 3
2784 They herd us up and destroy us in one blow. Call it a “pile”. 1.2035 0.04383 113 93 17 3
2785 My stupid therapist said calling it “autumn” would make this easier! 1.2035 0.04007 113 91 21 1
2786 My dear Rowen, you’re not the first to fall for me, or the last. 1.2035 0.04199 113 92 19 2
2787 Next time I'm coming back as a pine needle! 1.2035 0.04007 113 91 21 1
2788 bottomofthepilenearthestreet - see you there! 1.2035 0.04007 113 91 21 1
2789 Act like a tree and Leave. 1.2035 0.04383 113 93 17 3
2790 It's not that I don't love you. It's that damn photosynthesis. 1.2035 0.04007 113 91 21 1
2791 I'm blown away by how much I've enjoyed hanging out with you 1.2035 0.04560 113 94 15 4
2792 I thought "make like a tree and leave" was just an saying! 1.2035 0.04199 113 92 19 2
2793 I don't want to leave! You mean the world to me! 1.2035 0.03805 113 90 23 0
2794 This is no time to hang about! 1.2035 0.04383 113 93 17 3
2795 My wish was to join the rest anyway! 1.2035 0.04560 113 94