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Name | Value |
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Submission deadline | 2019-10-14T00:46:00.000Z |
Voting started | - |
Voting ended | 2019-10-28T00:50:00.000Z |
Finalists announced | 2019-10-22T00:49:00.000Z |
Magazine(s) announcing finalists issued | October 28, 2019 |
Number of captions | 6163 |
Number of responses | 1117477 |
Number of participants | - |
In this table, the "mean" means the empirically measured average funniness score when the "unfunny", "somewhat funny" and "funny" receive a funniness score of 1, 2, 3 respectively. "Precison" is the standard error of the mean, the standard deviation of the mean estimate. With that, a caption with an empirical mean μ and precision σ has true mean in the range [μ - 2σ, μ + 2σ] with 95% probability by the 68-95-99.7 rule assuming the responses are indepedent and identically distributed.
Rank | Caption | Mean | Precision | Total votes | "Unfunny" votes | "Somewhat funny" votes | "Funny" votes |
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0 | Mobster, Larry. The invitation said to dress like a mobster. | 2.2153 | 0.00582 | 15726 | 2974 | 6434 | 6317 |
1 | You pinch me one more time and your going to find yourself in hot water. | 2.1571 | 0.00640 | 14651 | 3512 | 5360 | 5779 |
2 | Do that again and I'll put the rubber bands back on. | 2.1168 | 0.00605 | 15610 | 3743 | 6335 | 5530 |
3 | I can’t believe you wore shorts. EVERYONE was staring. | 2.0919 | 0.00678 | 13369 | 3621 | 4927 | 4821 |
4 | When you said on the phone " I'm Claude" , I assumed it was your name. | 2.0042 | 0.00728 | 12201 | 3994 | 4189 | 4017 |
5 | You need to stop introducing yourself as my Maine squeeze. | 1.9966 | 0.00689 | 12627 | 3881 | 4938 | 3806 |
6 | It's not the claws. It's the screaming every time you get in the hot tub. | 1.9810 | 0.00710 | 12283 | 3975 | 4588 | 3720 |
7 | She comes to a party with a wooden mallet and a pick. Don't tell me she didn't have her eyes on you the whole night! | 1.9523 | 0.00755 | 10583 | 3513 | 4085 | 2985 |
8 | Oh, I’M crabby? | 1.9391 | 0.00796 | 9557 | 3278 | 3613 | 2666 |
9 | I figured "must love shellfish" was coded language for "not Jewish." | 1.9257 | 0.00763 | 10774 | 3872 | 3855 | 3047 |
10 | I thought you said selfish. | 1.8555 | 0.00742 | 10427 | 3920 | 4119 | 2387 |
11 | I thought you said your relatives were mobsters | 1.8409 | 0.00722 | 10862 | 4119 | 4370 | 2373 |
12 | Let’s just skip the foreplay. | 1.8374 | 0.00817 | 9404 | 3895 | 3166 | 2343 |
13 | You deserve butter. | 1.8335 | 0.00891 | 7814 | 3216 | 2697 | 1901 |
14 | Yeah. Like you’re such a great catch. | 1.8225 | 0.00810 | 8445 | 3264 | 3434 | 1747 |
15 | How would you like always being introduced as "the turf"? | 1.8146 | 0.00935 | 7294 | 3156 | 2345 | 1793 |
16 | The worst part is - my last boyfriend's hands were clammy! | 1.8000 | 0.00858 | 8234 | 3521 | 2855 | 1858 |
17 | How did you even manage to swipe right? | 1.7931 | 0.00890 | 7543 | 3243 | 2638 | 1662 |
18 | It's just that I could use a hand every once and a while. | 1.7818 | 0.00898 | 6971 | 2942 | 2630 | 1399 |
19 | Why would you think that’s what I meant by “grow a pair”? | 1.7804 | 0.00928 | 7221 | 3255 | 2312 | 1653 |
20 | With you, it's always one step forward, two steps sideways. | 1.7785 | 0.00944 | 6597 | 2874 | 2326 | 1396 |
21 | I just think having all of your profile pictures be headshots was misleading. | 1.7702 | 0.00829 | 7766 | 3223 | 3127 | 1416 |
22 | If you pinch me one more time, I'm putting the rubber bands back on. | 1.7696 | 0.01168 | 4276 | 1872 | 1525 | 879 |
23 | The nerve, kicking us out! The sign clearly says they serve seafood! | 1.7512 | 0.01356 | 3207 | 1444 | 1117 | 646 |
24 | Usually, 'a long line of lobstermen' refers to one's profession." | 1.7341 | 0.01216 | 3889 | 1780 | 1365 | 743 |
25 | 'That 'clawed your way to the top' thing is just not funny anymore.. | 1.7328 | 0.01648 | 1909 | 818 | 783 | 308 |
26 | I notice those aren't handy for picking up the check. | 1.7328 | 0.01366 | 3061 | 1407 | 1071 | 583 |
27 | Your fly's unzipped. | 1.7270 | 0.01073 | 5345 | 2599 | 1617 | 1129 |
28 | You had three wishes, Gary! Three! | 1.7127 | 0.01267 | 3759 | 1835 | 1168 | 754 |
29 | Don't make me put the rubber bands back on. | 1.6987 | 0.00902 | 6715 | 3171 | 2404 | 1140 |
30 | Yes - I do think my parents will notice. | 1.6986 | 0.01238 | 3431 | 1579 | 1309 | 542 |
31 | When you said you were transitioning, I had something else in mind. | 1.6897 | 0.01092 | 4364 | 2054 | 1623 | 687 |
32 | Sorry, I prefer men with big mussels " | 1.6852 | 0.01227 | 3805 | 1878 | 1247 | 680 |
33 | So, now that you've taken the gloves off, is there anything else I should know? | 1.6818 | 0.01016 | 4965 | 2353 | 1853 | 758 |
34 | ...but no....you had to go and snap my mother's head off. | 1.6268 | 0.01155 | 4121 | 2222 | 1227 | 671 |
35 | How come they didn't ask the woman who had the frog legs to leave? | 1.6226 | 0.01392 | 2838 | 1528 | 857 | 453 |
36 | You expect me to believe that's why you never text me back??!! | 1.6157 | 0.01144 | 3778 | 1949 | 1336 | 493 |
37 | I told you they wouldn't let you in with shorts on! | 1.6147 | 0.02866 | 654 | 350 | 206 | 98 |
38 | I do the parking meter. I do the ATM. I'm sick of it. | 1.6136 | 0.01960 | 1351 | 712 | 449 | 190 |
39 | Shorts and a long sleeve shirt? Really? | 1.6106 | 0.01297 | 3056 | 1629 | 995 | 432 |
40 | When I said I was in the mood for a spineless crustacean, I assumed you knew I meant a Republican. | 1.6090 | 0.01411 | 2836 | 1592 | 769 | 475 |
41 | This is New York City - I told you no one would notice. | 1.6079 | 0.01450 | 2367 | 1237 | 821 | 308 |
42 | Well, your profile did mention long walks on the beach... | 1.6048 | 0.01591 | 1966 | 1031 | 681 | 254 |
43 | Let's taunt the witch," you said. "It'll be fun," you said | 1.6027 | 0.01742 | 1855 | 1037 | 518 | 300 |
44 | I'm going to need a little more than "I went to Maine with a buddy but the rest is a blur." | 1.5847 | 0.01518 | 2196 | 1207 | 695 | 293 |
45 | Please stop saying that you’re on a roll. | 1.5840 | 0.01908 | 1452 | 811 | 434 | 207 |
46 | My mercury test came back positive. | 1.5814 | 0.01597 | 2069 | 1165 | 607 | 297 |
47 | You always find a way to avoid picking up the check. | 1.5754 | 0.01530 | 2141 | 1190 | 671 | 279 |
48 | Something about this relationship doesn't seem kosher. | 1.5739 | 0.02031 | 1164 | 633 | 394 | 137 |
49 | I get your issues with a hot bath, but it wouldn’t kill you to take a shower. | 1.5729 | 0.01595 | 1859 | 1011 | 633 | 215 |
50 | Your slow rollout of Halloween is annoying. | 1.5683 | 0.01686 | 1976 | 1190 | 459 | 327 |
51 | Look, wear the claws if you want, but I’m not going to the party dressed as a piece of tail! | 1.5652 | 0.01692 | 1886 | 1107 | 496 | 283 |
52 | You get one wish and you go for lobster claws? | 1.5650 | 0.01573 | 2014 | 1155 | 590 | 269 |
53 | Well I feel like chicken but you don't see me sprouting feathers. | 1.5618 | 0.01759 | 1570 | 896 | 474 | 200 |
54 | I just wish you were a little less shellfish at times | 1.5526 | 0.01770 | 1681 | 989 | 456 | 236 |
55 | There was no need to freak out. The melted butter was for your popcorn. | 1.5509 | 0.01843 | 1454 | 832 | 443 | 179 |
56 | So,what were your first two wishes? | 1.5500 | 0.01785 | 1529 | 875 | 467 | 186 |
57 | ‘I thought you were joking when you said you clawed your way to the top!’ | 1.5487 | 0.01741 | 1580 | 908 | 481 | 189 |
58 | Mobster, mobster, the party's theme was mobsters. | 1.5469 | 0.01870 | 1430 | 828 | 422 | 180 |
59 | It's not me, it's you. | 1.5465 | 0.01871 | 1528 | 912 | 397 | 219 |
60 | Gloria complains about her husband having two left feet. She has no idea how lucky she is. | 1.5463 | 0.01869 | 1404 | 807 | 427 | 170 |
61 | I attract nothing but bottom feeders. | 1.5455 | 0.01832 | 1452 | 841 | 433 | 178 |
62 | Yeah, but Edward Scissorhands hasn't been out of work for the last five years. | 1.5455 | 0.02816 | 638 | 372 | 184 | 82 |
63 | Despite your exquisite taste, we’re just not compatible. | 1.5434 | 0.01917 | 1452 | 870 | 375 | 207 |
64 | I TOLD you not to insult the magician! | 1.5412 | 0.01809 | 1432 | 832 | 432 | 168 |
65 | I was just getting used to the scissors, Edward. | 1.5349 | 0.01966 | 1288 | 759 | 369 | 160 |
66 | I am so embarrassed. I can't believe you're wearing shorts! | 1.5330 | 0.01944 | 1257 | 734 | 378 | 145 |
67 | Don't you snap at me. | 1.5329 | 0.01969 | 1261 | 740 | 370 | 151 |
68 | I don't know Michael. Why do YOU think we never hold hands any more?" | 1.5307 | 0.01954 | 1236 | 720 | 377 | 139 |
69 | You need to give up this dream of yours to be a Proctologist, Jack. | 1.5305 | 0.02144 | 1131 | 684 | 294 | 153 |
70 | I SAW you pinch her! | 1.5284 | 0.02079 | 1160 | 693 | 321 | 146 |
71 | You are, hands down, the most shellfish man I’ve ever met! | 1.5234 | 0.02099 | 1091 | 651 | 311 | 129 |
72 | This isn’t what I meant when I said, “I could go for lobster.” | 1.5231 | 0.02020 | 1103 | 654 | 328 | 121 |
73 | That's no excuse for not texting me. | 1.5191 | 0.02117 | 1048 | 619 | 314 | 115 |
74 | Being from Maine doesn't explain everything. | 1.5165 | 0.02838 | 544 | 314 | 179 | 51 |
75 | ...I think I'm allergic to your family | 1.5160 | 0.02148 | 998 | 588 | 305 | 105 |
76 | Couldn't you just use the salad tongs like everyone else? | 1.5159 | 0.02161 | 1006 | 598 | 294 | 112 |
77 | You can forget about getting to second base | 1.5147 | 0.02244 | 985 | 599 | 265 | 121 |
78 | Must you always be so shellfish? | 1.5146 | 0.02256 | 991 | 607 | 258 | 126 |
79 | I don’t care if you don’t like how it feels. We’re using a rubber band. | 1.5113 | 0.02316 | 927 | 579 | 225 | 122 |
80 | From now on, just let the Sommelier open the bottle. | 1.5107 | 0.02244 | 932 | 558 | 272 | 102 |
81 | Oh, sure. “Let’s just try the 3D printer. What could go wrong?” you said! | 1.5087 | 0.02283 | 922 | 559 | 257 | 106 |
82 | Stop snapping at me all the time! | 1.5083 | 0.02317 | 901 | 548 | 248 | 105 |
83 | If you do that again , the rubberbands go back on . | 1.5082 | 0.02366 | 913 | 568 | 226 | 119 |
84 | Well, when a Genie offers you a wish, maybe you should be a bit more specific. | 1.5063 | 0.02258 | 867 | 511 | 273 | 83 |
85 | Not what I meant when I said you needed to break out of your shell. | 1.5062 | 0.02253 | 885 | 525 | 272 | 88 |
86 | Crushing beer cans is not a super power. | 1.5057 | 0.02279 | 882 | 535 | 251 | 96 |
87 | How exactly did your parents meet? | 1.5040 | 0.02220 | 865 | 525 | 252 | 88 |
88 | I liked you better before you came out of your shell. | 1.5040 | 0.02360 | 865 | 529 | 236 | 100 |
89 | Do you know how it makes me feel when you say that you’re a bottom feeder? | 1.5012 | 0.02397 | 816 | 496 | 231 | 89 |
90 | Well, next time we go to a party I'm bringing the rubber bands. | 1.4987 | 0.02468 | 798 | 494 | 210 | 94 |
91 | Of course I support your transition. It's just that I'm going to miss the lobster I fell in love with. | 1.4974 | 0.02406 | 782 | 472 | 231 | 79 |
92 | What do you mean, how did I know you pinched her? | 1.4968 | 0.02410 | 789 | 479 | 228 | 82 |
93 | You can't deny it this time. I caught you red handed. | 1.4968 | 0.02374 | 787 | 477 | 231 | 79 |
94 | Just for once could you try not to be so shellfish? | 1.4962 | 0.02490 | 786 | 489 | 204 | 93 |
95 | Admit it. Gene splicing is trickier than you thought. | 1.4948 | 0.02532 | 774 | 486 | 193 | 95 |
96 | It isn't gonna work Jim, but i appreciated the help with the jars. | 1.4948 | 0.02451 | 774 | 474 | 217 | 83 |
97 | Don't even think about getting to second base. | 1.4941 | 0.02444 | 765 | 466 | 220 | 79 |
98 | I guess what happens in Maine doesn't necessarily stay in Maine | 1.4933 | 0.02502 | 744 | 457 | 207 | 80 |
99 | You could've wished for world peace... | 1.4926 | 0.02541 | 747 | 467 | 191 | 88 |
100 | Again, if they ask if you want to hold the baby, say "No thank you!" | 1.4913 | 0.02485 | 745 | 457 | 210 | 78 |
101 | I've waded too far out in the dating pool. | 1.4904 | 0.02450 | 730 | 448 | 209 | 73 |
102 | I don’t care that you can get things done in a pinch. | 1.4904 | 0.02454 | 730 | 441 | 220 | 69 |
103 | Three wishes. You had three wishes. | 1.4904 | 0.02573 | 730 | 457 | 188 | 85 |
104 | Your profile said Christian, not crustacean! | 1.4890 | 0.02445 | 724 | 451 | 198 | 75 |
105 | You never return my texts. | 1.4881 | 0.02511 | 713 | 436 | 206 | 71 |
106 | Try that again and you'll be in hot water. | 1.4879 | 0.02574 | 701 | 434 | 192 | 75 |
107 | In medical school you may want to rethink gynecology as your specialty. | 1.4879 | 0.02633 | 701 | 464 | 141 | 96 |
108 | Mother always said that you’re a shellfish bastard. | 1.4872 | 0.02674 | 704 | 450 | 165 | 89 |
109 | All the super powers and you went with “lobster claws?” | 1.4872 | 0.02621 | 704 | 443 | 179 | 82 |
110 | Look, when your dating profile stated "must like lobster".. | 1.4864 | 0.02582 | 701 | 436 | 189 | 76 |
111 | Why is that impossible for you to grasp? | 1.4856 | 0.02664 | 694 | 441 | 169 | 84 |
112 | White shorts. After labor day. I've never been so embarrassed in my life. | 1.4840 | 0.02609 | 688 | 430 | 183 | 75 |
113 | When they said you were clawed I thought that was your name. | 1.4839 | 0.02554 | 684 | 420 | 197 | 67 |
114 | They're not going to let you in without your rubber band. | 1.4837 | 0.02508 | 674 | 419 | 189 | 66 |
115 | Next time don't ask to hold the baby. | 1.4837 | 0.02657 | 674 | 424 | 174 | 76 |
116 | Yeah I do think it should have been something you mentioned in your profile. | 1.4831 | 0.02485 | 681 | 410 | 213 | 58 |
117 | So I guess foreplay's out of the question | 1.4821 | 0.02704 | 672 | 429 | 162 | 81 |
118 | And I thought you said your father was a Mobster... | 1.4820 | 0.02581 | 668 | 411 | 192 | 65 |
119 | You look ridiculous in those baggy shorts.Everyone is looking at you | 1.4818 | 0.02647 | 660 | 412 | 178 | 70 |
120 | No.... I don't mind the beard. | 1.4818 | 0.02519 | 658 | 396 | 207 | 55 |
121 | The rubber bands are going back on when we get home, mister! | 1.4811 | 0.02559 | 663 | 405 | 197 | 61 |
122 | Seek kelp. | 1.4811 | 0.02754 | 634 | 402 | 159 | 73 |
123 | So I guess this means the hot tub is out. | 1.4800 | 0.02531 | 650 | 392 | 204 | 54 |
124 | Pinch me again and I'll crack you. | 1.4799 | 0.02700 | 648 | 409 | 167 | 72 |
125 | When you said you have an "unusual reaction" to seafood, you could have been more specific. | 1.4799 | 0.02665 | 648 | 405 | 175 | 68 |
126 | So you're telling me that I'm crabby? | 1.4793 | 0.02629 | 651 | 404 | 182 | 65 |
127 | They all know you're from Maine, Bob. | 1.4791 | 0.02674 | 645 | 406 | 170 | 69 |
128 | Just once I'd like to see you pick up the check. | 1.4791 | 0.02535 | 645 | 389 | 203 | 53 |
129 | Don’t talk to me about boiling points... | 1.4791 | 0.02683 | 645 | 405 | 171 | 69 |
130 | What good are pincer implants if you still can't pick up a tab once in a while? | 1.4789 | 0.02636 | 641 | 399 | 178 | 64 |
131 | You snap at me again and the rubber bands go back on. | 1.4770 | 0.02564 | 631 | 382 | 197 | 52 |
132 | Mobsters! I said I’m attracted to mobsters! | 1.4769 | 0.02739 | 627 | 397 | 161 | 69 |
133 | When you said 'My dad was a lobsterman, his dad was a lobsterman and I'm a lobsterman.', I thought you meant the family business. | 1.4760 | 0.02653 | 624 | 386 | 179 | 59 |
134 | Then how did Marci get that rip in her skirt? | 1.4748 | 0.02710 | 615 | 385 | 168 | 62 |
135 | Well, you can forget about bases 2 and 3. | 1.4747 | 0.02717 | 613 | 384 | 167 | 62 |
136 | That was my nicest bra. | 1.4741 | 0.02734 | 618 | 393 | 158 | 67 |
137 | You are NOT the Catch of the Day. | 1.4735 | 0.02805 | 604 | 386 | 150 | 68 |
138 | Did you get them the same place you got the crabs? | 1.4718 | 0.02732 | 602 | 383 | 156 | 63 |
139 | Some catch you turned out to be. | 1.4717 | 0.02687 | 600 | 372 | 173 | 55 |
140 | The problem with you, Joel,is that you never completely come out of your shell. | 1.4710 | 0.02701 | 586 | 362 | 172 | 52 |
141 | Of course you can't help with laundry or dishes. How convenient. | 1.4705 | 0.02751 | 593 | 373 | 161 | 59 |
142 | Agh... I should've kissed the frog... | 1.4699 | 0.02834 | 581 | 371 | 147 | 63 |
143 | No, I do not want to see your mussels. | 1.4677 | 0.02831 | 573 | 365 | 148 | 60 |
144 | Seriously?! We are going to a nice restaurant and you're wearing shorts? | 1.4677 | 0.02926 | 573 | 374 | 130 | 69 |
145 | You know I hate that shirt. | 1.4676 | 0.02827 | 571 | 363 | 149 | 59 |
146 | Stop blaming Kafka... | 1.4667 | 0.02831 | 570 | 363 | 148 | 59 |
147 | Why can't you just accept it--no one wants to hear you play the piano! | 1.4664 | 0.02921 | 566 | 368 | 132 | 66 |
148 | We’re finally meeting my Mother and you can’t even put on a tie? | 1.4662 | 0.02838 | 562 | 357 | 148 | 57 |
149 | You sort of buried the lead in your dating profile there, wouldn’t you say? | 1.4662 | 0.02781 | 562 | 352 | 158 | 52 |
150 | You didn't have to ask to hold the baby. | 1.4659 | 0.02818 | 558 | 352 | 152 | 54 |
151 | How you think it makes me feel when you let the waitress butter you up like that? | 1.4655 | 0.02935 | 565 | 369 | 129 | 67 |
152 | Dating you would be getting into a gray area, according to my rabbi. | 1.4652 | 0.02819 | 561 | 355 | 151 | 55 |
153 | I just don’t like people calling us Surf n Turf. | 1.4650 | 0.02889 | 557 | 358 | 139 | 60 |
154 | Why not just a tattoo like everybody else? | 1.4645 | 0.02851 | 549 | 348 | 147 | 54 |
155 | You better hope that skips a generation | 1.4644 | 0.02763 | 547 | 339 | 162 | 46 |
156 | And don't think this won't land you in hot water! | 1.4638 | 0.02805 | 552 | 347 | 154 | 51 |
157 | And stop referring to me as the "Turf". It's so objectifying. | 1.4620 | 0.02983 | 539 | 352 | 125 | 62 |
158 | So you're sweet and tender on the inside huh? | 1.4618 | 0.02908 | 537 | 344 | 138 | 55 |
159 | I just can't believe you wore shorts to meet my parents. | 1.4610 | 0.02907 | 525 | 334 | 140 | 51 |
160 | You're becoming more and more shellfish. | 1.4608 | 0.03109 | 536 | 361 | 103 | 72 |
161 | Please stop referring to us as "surf and turf"... | 1.4605 | 0.02879 | 532 | 338 | 143 | 51 |
162 | 'I come from a long line of lobstermen' usually refers to one's profession." | 1.4601 | 0.02927 | 526 | 337 | 136 | 53 |
163 | I cannot believe you are wearing shorts to meet my parents. | 1.4601 | 0.02952 | 526 | 339 | 132 | 55 |
164 | I know you're angry. Your claws always get red when you're angry. | 1.4600 | 0.02810 | 513 | 317 | 156 | 40 |
165 | Well the doctor said if it lasts more than four hours than it's probably time to panic." | 1.4598 | 0.02893 | 522 | 331 | 142 | 49 |
166 | So, you're saying it's ME, I'm the crabby one? | 1.4590 | 0.02856 | 525 | 331 | 147 | 47 |
167 | I just feel like I’m moving forward in this relationship, and you’re moving sideways. | 1.4577 | 0.02875 | 520 | 329 | 144 | 47 |
168 | Last time I take you out without your rubber bands. | 1.4570 | 0.02946 | 512 | 328 | 134 | 50 |
169 | Anything else I should know about? | 1.4570 | 0.02965 | 512 | 336 | 119 | 56 |
170 | All you seem to do lately is snap at everyone! | 1.4567 | 0.02936 | 508 | 324 | 136 | 48 |
171 | That's not what I meant when I said, 'Wear something snappy!'. | 1.4542 | 0.04037 | 240 | 148 | 75 | 17 |
172 | When you told me you come from a long line of lobstermen, I didn't know you were being literal. | 1.4538 | 0.02895 | 498 | 314 | 142 | 42 |
173 | Let's move to Maine, he says. What could go wrong? he says. | 1.4538 | 0.02824 | 498 | 309 | 152 | 37 |
174 | I'm a good catch, too, you know. | 1.4529 | 0.02999 | 446 | 278 | 134 | 34 |
175 | That was my FAVORITE bra!” | 1.4529 | 0.03035 | 488 | 316 | 123 | 49 |
176 | Those shorts make you look ridiculous. | 1.4517 | 0.03053 | 487 | 317 | 120 | 50 |
177 | You’re not going to claw your way out of this one Jack. I caught you red handed! | 1.4517 | 0.02830 | 487 | 319 | 123 | 45 |
178 | No, I will not be Mrs. Claws for Halloween. | 1.4517 | 0.02983 | 487 | 312 | 130 | 45 |
179 | No, I don't want to go to your Halloween party as the turf. | 1.4513 | 0.02986 | 483 | 309 | 130 | 44 |
180 | I don’t care what they say about big claws. | 1.4513 | 0.03113 | 483 | 318 | 112 | 53 |
181 | You might want to elaborate on the 'transitioning' reference in your ad | 1.4500 | 0.03099 | 480 | 315 | 114 | 51 |
182 | On the phone I thought you said you were an ex-mobster. | 1.4500 | 0.02985 | 480 | 312 | 122 | 46 |
183 | A thousand restaurants in New York and you had to recognize the main course. | 1.4498 | 0.03178 | 478 | 319 | 103 | 56 |
184 | Maybe next time when you meet a genie you won’t be drunk in a seafood restaurant. | 1.4498 | 0.03066 | 478 | 311 | 119 | 48 |
185 | I don’t care if you live at the beach, shorts after Labor day isn’t done in Manhattan. | 1.4481 | 0.03051 | 462 | 297 | 123 | 42 |
186 | Try that again and I’m bringing out the rubber bands. | 1.4480 | 0.02964 | 471 | 299 | 133 | 39 |
187 | Well, SOMEBODY must have pinched her! | 1.4480 | 0.03024 | 471 | 303 | 125 | 43 |
188 | You look ridiculous, Kevin. Who wears shorts with a sweatshirt? | 1.4471 | 0.03015 | 463 | 296 | 127 | 40 |
189 | OK, I'm sorry. I wish I'd never told you to grow a pair. | 1.4466 | 0.03185 | 468 | 312 | 103 | 53 |
190 | Bob just couldn't quite put his finger on the problem he was having with Julie. | 1.4452 | 0.03110 | 456 | 297 | 115 | 44 |
191 | Tonight was not the time to come out of your shell. | 1.4452 | 0.03094 | 456 | 296 | 117 | 43 |
192 | I just think you're being shellfish. | 1.4440 | 0.03191 | 455 | 302 | 104 | 49 |
193 | Don't talk to me, you had your claws all over her | 1.4440 | 0.02955 | 455 | 297 | 118 | 40 |
194 | We’ve talked about this. You can take them off when you learn to put down the phone. | 1.4435 | 0.03211 | 451 | 300 | 102 | 49 |
195 | Look - if I had known my assistant was also a genie I never would have yelled “Give me a hand - and make it snappy!” | 1.4435 | 0.03196 | 451 | 299 | 104 | 48 |
196 | I just wish you would be less shellfish. | 1.4435 | 0.03405 | 451 | 313 | 76 | 62 |
197 | When you said "lobsterman," I thought you worked on a boat or something. | 1.4424 | 0.03206 | 443 | 293 | 104 | 46 |
198 | Don't complain to me. You're the one who bought shorts with buttons. | 1.4422 | 0.03249 | 441 | 294 | 99 | 48 |
199 | You could have at least shaved to meet my mother for the first time... | 1.4422 | 0.03280 | 441 | 296 | 95 | 50 |
200 | Don't you even think about trying to get to second base! | 1.4417 | 0.03222 | 446 | 297 | 101 | 48 |
201 | If you're allergic, why do you keep ordering it? | 1.4417 | 0.03142 | 446 | 292 | 111 | 43 |
202 | Well that was embarrassing! You yelling murderer at the seafood restaurant. | 1.4401 | 0.03270 | 434 | 290 | 97 | 47 |
203 | You just can't let go of anything, can you? | 1.4395 | 0.03309 | 430 | 289 | 93 | 48 |
204 | Something other than a head shot on your profile wouldn't hurt. | 1.4395 | 0.03026 | 430 | 275 | 122 | 33 |
205 | You just had to snap at the waiter again didn’t you. | 1.4385 | 0.03152 | 431 | 281 | 111 | 39 |
206 | Why can't you just get tattoos like everybody else | 1.4385 | 0.03030 | 431 | 274 | 125 | 32 |
207 | Somehow, it never feels like a playful pinch. | 1.4384 | 0.03074 | 422 | 269 | 121 | 32 |
208 | One day those things are gonna land you in a lot of hot water. | 1.4372 | 0.03122 | 430 | 279 | 114 | 37 |
209 | Pinch me one more time and you'll be swimming in butter. | 1.4368 | 0.03198 | 419 | 274 | 107 | 38 |
210 | ...and when the guy in the turban asked, 'And what would you wish for?' I just thought he was the waiter. | 1.4354 | 0.03220 | 418 | 275 | 104 | 39 |
211 | My old-school Yankee parents would eat you alive. | 1.4351 | 0.03140 | 416 | 269 | 113 | 34 |
212 | I can't believe our friends think you look weird with a beard. | 1.4345 | 0.03307 | 412 | 275 | 95 | 42 |
213 | At least your face looks like your pictures. | 1.4345 | 0.03105 | 412 | 264 | 117 | 31 |
214 | And no more jokes about how I trapped you, or you're cooked. | 1.4345 | 0.03198 | 412 | 269 | 107 | 36 |
215 | Not every problem can be solved with lemon and butter, John. | 1.4341 | 0.03228 | 410 | 269 | 104 | 37 |
216 | No wonder you didn’t respond to my texts. | 1.4341 | 0.03263 | 387 | 251 | 104 | 32 |
217 | Nipple play is a hard no. | 1.4341 | 0.03364 | 387 | 256 | 94 | 37 |
218 | Stop calling it "our" fetish. | 1.4338 | 0.03220 | 408 | 267 | 105 | 36 |
219 | Tell it to Kafka. | 1.4318 | 0.03248 | 403 | 265 | 102 | 36 |
220 | You are so shellfish! | 1.4317 | 0.03161 | 410 | 269 | 106 | 35 |
221 | And I suppose you want me to clarify something. | 1.4317 | 0.03336 | 410 | 276 | 91 | 43 |
222 | Lamest. Superpower. Ever. | 1.4314 | 0.03240 | 401 | 263 | 103 | 35 |
223 | I regret saying get a”better grip” on things. | 1.4311 | 0.03290 | 399 | 264 | 98 | 37 |
224 | You’re in hot water, mister. | 1.4311 | 0.03092 | 399 | 254 | 118 | 27 |
225 | Going forward safe sex will also include rubber bands. | 1.4307 | 0.03301 | 397 | 263 | 97 | 37 |
226 | Great, now I HAVE to get checked. | 1.4307 | 0.03301 | 397 | 263 | 97 | 37 |
227 | I get that you wanted to impress my father with a firm handshake, but for God’s sake, Ira, THINK! | 1.4307 | 0.03263 | 397 | 261 | 101 | 35 |
228 | How were you even able to swipe right? | 1.4304 | 0.03332 | 395 | 263 | 94 | 38 |
229 | Somewhere there's a lobster with hands. | 1.4293 | 0.03268 | 396 | 261 | 100 | 35 |
230 | I don’t think I like us being referred to as ‘Surf and Turf! | 1.4286 | 0.03291 | 392 | 259 | 98 | 35 |
231 | It's nice for once to go out with a man who isn't all hands. | 1.4286 | 0.03251 | 392 | 257 | 102 | 33 |
232 | Sorry, I’m kosher | 1.4286 | 0.03389 | 392 | 264 | 88 | 40 |
233 | I still say it was insensitive to ask if you wanted your water flat, sparkling, or boiling. | 1.4286 | 0.03369 | 392 | 263 | 90 | 39 |
234 | You might've mentioned it in your profile. | 1.4282 | 0.03263 | 390 | 256 | 101 | 33 |
235 | You couldn't settle for a tattoo or a simple piercing, no not you! | 1.4275 | 0.03225 | 393 | 257 | 104 | 32 |
236 | Will you stop snapping at me? | 1.4275 | 0.03324 | 393 | 262 | 94 | 37 |
237 | Your profile only said you that you had clawed your way to the top. | 1.4275 | 0.03225 | 393 | 257 | 104 | 32 |
238 | I knew Edward Sissorhands. Edward Sissorhands was a friend of mine. You, sir, are no Edward Sissorhands. | 1.4275 | 0.03387 | 386 | 259 | 89 | 38 |
239 | Next time we are meeting new friends: wear the rubber-bands | 1.4275 | 0.03224 | 386 | 251 | 105 | 30 |
240 | So that's your excuse for not texting! | 1.4275 | 0.03426 | 386 | 261 | 85 | 40 |
241 | You think you can just claw your way back into my life? | 1.4271 | 0.03298 | 384 | 253 | 98 | 33 |
242 | I know you clawed your way to the top but look what it's cost you. | 1.4256 | 0.03344 | 383 | 255 | 93 | 35 |
243 | Something doesn't feel kosher about all of this. | 1.4255 | 0.03304 | 376 | 247 | 98 | 31 |
244 | I can't believe you brought those to the bris. | 1.4250 | 0.03648 | 360 | 249 | 69 | 42 |
245 | Well, what would your fourth wish have been? | 1.4240 | 0.03352 | 375 | 249 | 93 | 33 |
246 | Well THAT was an embarrassing way to find out I'm allergic to shellfish. | 1.4237 | 0.03278 | 380 | 250 | 99 | 31 |
247 | Social media can be so miss leading......"when you said you were a lobsterman I thought it meant you worked in Maine" | 1.4232 | 0.03399 | 371 | 248 | 89 | 34 |
248 | First of all, asking a genie for some lobster claws is a really dumb wish. Secondly... | 1.4232 | 0.03462 | 371 | 251 | 83 | 37 |
249 | I'm the one who needs some buttering up Henry | 1.4232 | 0.03312 | 371 | 244 | 97 | 30 |
250 | I'm sorry you didn't enjoy the hot tub. | 1.4203 | 0.03509 | 364 | 248 | 79 | 37 |
251 | I thought you said you were SELFISH. | 1.4199 | 0.03523 | 362 | 247 | 78 | 37 |
252 | I can’t believe you fell for that trap. | 1.4199 | 0.03435 | 362 | 243 | 86 | 33 |
253 | Would you please just TRY the hand cream? | 1.4199 | 0.03322 | 362 | 238 | 96 | 28 |
254 | I don’t care, you still should’ve picked up the tab. | 1.4199 | 0.03228 | 362 | 234 | 104 | 24 |
255 | I'm just saying... you could have wished for world peace | 1.4199 | 0.03412 | 362 | 242 | 88 | 32 |
256 | Another restaurant we cannot go to. Would it kill you to put on a tie? | 1.4194 | 0.03493 | 360 | 244 | 81 | 35 |
257 | Foreplay is off the table | 1.4191 | 0.03664 | 346 | 239 | 69 | 38 |
258 | That’s not what my father meant when he said you should grow a pair. | 1.4190 | 0.03495 | 358 | 245 | 77 | 36 |
259 | Well, honestly! When you said you had crab claws, I thought you'd be making dinner! | 1.4190 | 0.03264 | 358 | 235 | 97 | 26 |
260 | Your dating profile should mention that you need help with zippers. | 1.4190 | 0.03393 | 358 | 238 | 90 | 30 |
261 | Look, I like you... it just wouldn't be kosher | 1.4190 | 0.03573 | 358 | 246 | 74 | 38 |
262 | I can't take you anywhere without your rubber bands. | 1.4190 | 0.03347 | 358 | 236 | 94 | 28 |
263 | They said you'd be a real 'catch'" | 1.4190 | 0.03228 | 358 | 231 | 104 | 23 |
264 | We can go to my place, but first I need to grab some butter and a lemon. | 1.4190 | 0.03300 | 358 | 244 | 82 | 32 |
265 | And remember when we get there, don't scuttle. | 1.4190 | 0.03484 | 358 | 242 | 82 | 34 |
266 | I'm sorry, Jimmy, I'm just not turned on by men with beards. | 1.4190 | 0.03252 | 358 | 232 | 102 | 24 |
267 | It's October. Those shorts are so embarrassing. | 1.4190 | 0.03616 | 358 | 248 | 70 | 40 |
268 | That “can’t reach my wallet” excuse is getting old. | 1.4190 | 0.03529 | 358 | 244 | 78 | 36 |
269 | Couldn’t you have just taken the bib? | 1.4181 | 0.03420 | 354 | 236 | 88 | 30 |
270 | The restaurant I am taking you to advertises that they serve lobsters. I just wanted to make sure that we get served. | 1.4178 | 0.03269 | 359 | 234 | 100 | 25 |
271 | You should have been more specific when you said were a lobsterman. | 1.4176 | 0.03409 | 352 | 234 | 89 | 29 |
272 | I just don’t like holding hands in public. It’s nothing personal. | 1.4176 | 0.03409 | 352 | 234 | 89 | 29 |
273 | I told you not to eat the genetically modified lobster. | 1.4174 | 0.03352 | 357 | 236 | 93 | 28 |
274 | Don't sidestep the question. | 1.4167 | 0.03484 | 348 | 234 | 83 | 31 |
275 | Brilliant first wish, Bob. Now how are you going to rub the lamp? | 1.4162 | 0.03426 | 346 | 230 | 88 | 28 |
276 | You shouldn't have taken that job at the nuclear power plant. | 1.4162 | 0.03569 | 346 | 236 | 76 | 34 |
277 | Your 'help me with my fly' routine is getting old. | 1.4162 | 0.03250 | 346 | 223 | 102 | 21 |
278 | When I said 'grow a pair' that's not what I meant. | 1.4162 | 0.03275 | 346 | 224 | 100 | 22 |
279 | I’m sure she didn’t mean anything by it—and besides, she’s right: would it really kill you to come out of your shell? | 1.4160 | 0.03391 | 351 | 233 | 90 | 28 |
280 | Alright, alright, we won't get a hot tub. | 1.4155 | 0.03331 | 349 | 229 | 95 | 25 |
281 | I know you looked at my phone, you left butter on it. | 1.4155 | 0.03380 | 349 | 231 | 91 | 27 |
282 | My mother warned me about dating men from Maine! | 1.4150 | 0.03607 | 347 | 239 | 72 | 36 |
283 | I told you that CBD oil wasn't FDA approved. | 1.4145 | 0.03407 | 345 | 229 | 89 | 27 |
284 | True... but you always get a seat on the subway. | 1.4145 | 0.03332 | 345 | 226 | 95 | 24 |
285 | Yes, but I can hide my acrylic nails by folding my arms. | 1.4140 | 0.03370 | 343 | 226 | 92 | 25 |
286 | If you crack your knuckles one more time ... | 1.4128 | 0.03462 | 344 | 231 | 84 | 29 |
287 | Really? ...Shorts. | 1.4128 | 0.03510 | 344 | 233 | 80 | 31 |
288 | Just for once I'd like to order the bisque! | 1.4128 | 0.03362 | 344 | 227 | 92 | 25 |
289 | Last time I'll use a dating app with just head shots! | 1.4118 | 0.03389 | 340 | 225 | 90 | 25 |
290 | Everyone's always trying to butter you up. | 1.4118 | 0.03588 | 340 | 233 | 74 | 33 |
291 | No, a back rub would not help. | 1.4112 | 0.03048 | 338 | 231 | 83 | 24 |
292 | Not every handshake has to be firm." | 1.4112 | 0.03402 | 338 | 224 | 89 | 25 |
293 | You're sure you're out of wishes? | 1.4112 | 0.03491 | 338 | 230 | 78 | 30 |
294 | You can't just claw your way back into my good graces. | 1.4112 | 0.03529 | 338 | 229 | 79 | 30 |
295 | Only if those things vibrate. | 1.4109 | 0.03478 | 331 | 226 | 76 | 29 |
296 | It's not about the claws. It's about you being unwilling to change. | 1.4103 | 0.03597 | 329 | 224 | 75 | 30 |
297 | You don't bring lobster claws to a clam bake; it's just rude. | 1.4102 | 0.03558 | 334 | 227 | 77 | 30 |
298 | I told you to stop reading Kafka | 1.4102 | 0.03403 | 334 | 221 | 89 | 24 |
299 | You're in hot water when we get home. | 1.4091 | 0.03689 | 330 | 229 | 67 | 34 |
300 | Snap. Snap. Snap. And you never let anything go. | 1.4091 | 0.03457 | 330 | 220 | 85 | 25 |
301 | Bob, there's just something about you that's not kosher. | 1.4091 | 0.03457 | 330 | 220 | 85 | 25 |
302 | You didn’t even shave | 1.4091 | 0.03376 | 330 | 217 | 91 | 22 |
303 | No, I'm not upset because you're late. | 1.4091 | 0.03614 | 330 | 226 | 73 | 31 |
304 | Your mother was wrong as usual. It didn't make you blind. | 1.4085 | 0.03705 | 328 | 228 | 66 | 34 |
305 | Your last name is actually Thermidor?!?! | 1.4085 | 0.03551 | 328 | 222 | 78 | 28 |
306 | First, those were scissors and, second, you're no Johnny Depp. | 1.4080 | 0.03404 | 326 | 215 | 89 | 22 |
307 | They could have TOLD us they kept kosher before they invited us to dinner. | 1.4074 | 0.03500 | 324 | 217 | 82 | 25 |
308 | Omg, we get it. You're from Maine. | 1.4062 | 0.03585 | 320 | 217 | 76 | 27 |
309 | YOU feel trapped!! | 1.4062 | 0.03666 | 320 | 220 | 70 | 30 |
310 | Sure it makes it hard to text, but you could have called. | 1.4056 | 0.03506 | 323 | 217 | 81 | 25 |
311 | That's the last time we go out in public without your rubber bands | 1.4050 | 0.03187 | 321 | 217 | 83 | 21 |
312 | Something about you isn't kosher. | 1.4045 | 0.03604 | 314 | 213 | 75 | 26 |
313 | Our first date and you're wearing shorts!! | 1.4032 | 0.03595 | 315 | 214 | 75 | 26 |
314 | And now you understand the difference between "a lifetime supply of crab claws" and "crab claws for life." | 1.4032 | 0.03595 | 315 | 214 | 75 | 26 |
315 | You didn't think to mention them in your profile? | 1.4026 | 0.03345 | 313 | 204 | 92 | 17 |
316 | I just wish you weren’t so shellfish. | 1.4026 | 0.03638 | 313 | 214 | 72 | 27 |
317 | Don't expect me to butter you up. | 1.4026 | 0.03465 | 313 | 208 | 84 | 21 |
318 | Maybe leave the baby cheek-pinching to me next time. | 1.4026 | 0.03610 | 313 | 213 | 74 | 26 |
319 | Should I call you my Maine squeeze? | 1.4007 | 0.03629 | 307 | 209 | 73 | 25 |
320 | Why don’t you just hold up a sign saying ‘it’s our first time in Maine’? | 1.3993 | 0.03691 | 303 | 208 | 69 | 26 |
321 | At least you don't have crabs | 1.3993 | 0.03750 | 303 | 210 | 65 | 28 |
322 | And definitely no foreplay. | 1.3993 | 0.03571 | 303 | 204 | 77 | 22 |
323 | Well, maybe I don't want to mate for life. | 1.3993 | 0.03571 | 303 | 204 | 77 | 22 |
324 | So I guess we have to sell the hot tub now, too? | 1.3993 | 0.03779 | 303 | 211 | 63 | 29 |
325 | He was a genii, not a waiter. So when he said "Do you want the crab claws …" | 1.3993 | 0.03691 | 303 | 208 | 69 | 26 |
326 | I know all my friends think you're a real catch, but. . . | 1.3980 | 0.03592 | 304 | 206 | 75 | 23 |
327 | Nothing like a bisque walk! | 1.3980 | 0.03603 | 299 | 202 | 75 | 22 |
328 | I'm only dating you during months with an R | 1.3980 | 0.03725 | 299 | 206 | 67 | 26 |
329 | They still hurt from last time. | 1.3980 | 0.03814 | 299 | 209 | 61 | 29 |
330 | Keep it up, you're on a roll. | 1.3980 | 0.03634 | 299 | 203 | 73 | 23 |
331 | Sorry. I don’t date bottom feeders. | 1.3980 | 0.03664 | 299 | 204 | 71 | 24 |
332 | Don’t you lie to me. You’ve been caught, well, red-handed. | 1.3980 | 0.03664 | 299 | 204 | 71 | 24 |
333 | We know you're from Maine. | 1.3980 | 0.03725 | 299 | 206 | 67 | 26 |
334 | Even if they offer, don't hold the baby. | 1.3980 | 0.03814 | 299 | 209 | 61 | 29 |
335 | When you said you were Claude, I sure didn't expect this! | 1.3980 | 0.03540 | 299 | 200 | 79 | 20 |
336 | No, I will not go to the Halloween party dressed as butter. | 1.3980 | 0.03695 | 299 | 205 | 69 | 25 |
337 | I can't put my finger on it...I just feel trapped. | 1.3980 | 0.03695 | 299 | 205 | 69 | 25 |
338 | No such claws in our pre-nup! | 1.3980 | 0.03540 | 299 | 200 | 79 | 20 |
339 | ‘So who did pinch her backside?’ | 1.3980 | 0.03571 | 299 | 201 | 77 | 21 |
340 | And it wasn't fun trying to explain all the little claw marks to my doctor. | 1.3974 | 0.03786 | 302 | 211 | 62 | 29 |
341 | Nope... no foreplay. | 1.3974 | 0.03608 | 302 | 205 | 74 | 23 |
342 | I called you selfish not shellfish | 1.3974 | 0.03728 | 302 | 209 | 66 | 27 |
343 | It just seems like you're becoming more shellfish... | 1.3974 | 0.03608 | 302 | 205 | 74 | 23 |
344 | Still, you didn't have to wear the bib to my mother's funeral. | 1.3973 | 0.03712 | 297 | 204 | 68 | 25 |
345 | Do it, again, and the rubber bands go back on. | 1.3967 | 0.03562 | 300 | 202 | 77 | 21 |
346 | No, I will NOT dip you in butter. | 1.3960 | 0.03671 | 298 | 204 | 70 | 24 |
347 | No, we're not spending another summer with your family in Maine. | 1.3960 | 0.03514 | 298 | 199 | 80 | 19 |
348 | When you said you were born into a long line of lobstermen, I didn't think you meant genetically. | 1.3960 | 0.03578 | 298 | 201 | 76 | 21 |
349 | I told you a thousand times, rock still beats scissor. | 1.3960 | 0.03578 | 298 | 201 | 76 | 21 |
350 | You never answer my texts. | 1.3945 | 0.03782 | 289 | 200 | 64 | 25 |
351 | I don’t care Bob. You’re still spineless. | 1.3945 | 0.03813 | 289 | 201 | 62 | 26 |
352 | Kiss a frog, get a prince. Kiss a lobster, get a pinch. | 1.3938 | 0.03690 | 292 | 200 | 69 | 23 |
353 | If you had a backbone, you'd have said something. | 1.3937 | 0.03636 | 287 | 194 | 73 | 20 |
354 | I don’t care what you say, Edward Scissorhands was not a documentary. | 1.3937 | 0.03832 | 287 | 200 | 61 | 26 |
355 | Yes, it did fix your texting addiction, but I'd recommend changing therapists. | 1.3931 | 0.03803 | 290 | 202 | 62 | 26 |
356 | I caught you red-handed, and still you deny it! | 1.3931 | 0.03675 | 290 | 198 | 70 | 22 |
357 | You only care about yourself. You're just Shellfish. | 1.3930 | 0.03850 | 285 | 199 | 60 | 26 |
358 | And this is your excuse for not texting me back?! | 1.3916 | 0.03676 | 286 | 195 | 70 | 21 |
359 | You can be so shellfish at times! | 1.3916 | 0.03642 | 286 | 194 | 72 | 20 |
360 | I see that you are not only dangerous but also not kosher. | 1.3916 | 0.03488 | 286 | 197 | 69 | 20 |
361 | I wish you had mentioned in your profile that you have a beard and always wear shorts. | 1.3916 | 0.03791 | 286 | 201 | 59 | 26 |
362 | You just had to impress my father with a firm handshake, didn't you? | 1.3916 | 0.03934 | 286 | 203 | 54 | 29 |
363 | I can’t believe you wore shorts to meet my parents | 1.3908 | 0.03858 | 284 | 199 | 59 | 26 |
364 | Well, I hope you do not have to use the bathroom. | 1.3908 | 0.03793 | 284 | 197 | 63 | 24 |
365 | When you said you had reactions to shellfish, I figured you meant the hives. | 1.3908 | 0.03793 | 284 | 197 | 63 | 24 |
366 | Don't look to me for sympathy. How do you think the lobster's doing with your hands? | 1.3908 | 0.03793 | 284 | 197 | 63 | 24 |
367 | OK, you are what you eat. I get it! | 1.3908 | 0.03591 | 284 | 191 | 75 | 18 |
368 | No, I don't want to see what you did with the third wish. | 1.3901 | 0.03778 | 282 | 195 | 64 | 23 |
369 | I broke up with my last boyfriend because he wouldn't stop cracking his knuckles. | 1.3901 | 0.03676 | 282 | 192 | 70 | 20 |
370 | I don't know what I was thinking, Pincer is the worst dating app ever. | 1.3895 | 0.03782 | 285 | 198 | 63 | 24 |
371 | You should have never agreed to participate in that study. | 1.3895 | 0.03847 | 285 | 200 | 59 | 26 |
372 | Well, I guess it's slightly better than your actually having crabs! | 1.3887 | 0.03700 | 283 | 194 | 68 | 21 |
373 | Oh please! I caught you red-handed. | 1.3885 | 0.03711 | 278 | 190 | 68 | 20 |
374 | Shellfish asshole. | 1.3877 | 0.04194 | 276 | 203 | 39 | 34 |
375 | I distinctly said I was interested in an upper crust Asian. | 1.3871 | 0.03870 | 279 | 196 | 58 | 25 |
376 | Well, you didn't have to snap at me. | 1.3871 | 0.03870 | 279 | 196 | 58 | 25 |
377 | Hey the good news? I have two more wishes left | 1.3871 | 0.03665 | 279 | 190 | 70 | 19 |
378 | You haven't been the same since we got back from Newberg. | 1.3869 | 0.03711 | 274 | 187 | 68 | 19 |
379 | I'm not wearing the bib until you put on the whole costume. | 1.3869 | 0.03601 | 274 | 184 | 74 | 16 |
380 | It's rubber bands for you when we get home. | 1.3869 | 0.03638 | 274 | 185 | 72 | 17 |
381 | Don't give me that innocent look. I saw you pinch that waitress. | 1.3869 | 0.03564 | 274 | 183 | 76 | 15 |
382 | Of course I'm crabby, I caught you red-handed." | 1.3869 | 0.03746 | 274 | 188 | 66 | 20 |
383 | You change anymore and you'll be in hot water. | 1.3869 | 0.03852 | 274 | 191 | 60 | 23 |
384 | Would it kill you to put on a nice pair of rubber bands? | 1.3869 | 0.03746 | 274 | 188 | 66 | 20 |
385 | Something doesn't seem kosher. | 1.3869 | 0.03711 | 274 | 187 | 68 | 19 |
386 | You're in hot water now, mister. | 1.3869 | 0.03782 | 274 | 189 | 64 | 21 |
387 | Just go back to your man bun - it was surprisingly less stupid. | 1.3869 | 0.03746 | 274 | 188 | 66 | 20 |
388 | I think blowing your nose is the least of your problems. | 1.3869 | 0.03526 | 274 | 182 | 78 | 14 |
389 | I’m not angry that you ate your children, Andrew… I’m just disappointed. | 1.3865 | 0.03840 | 282 | 198 | 59 | 25 |
390 | I am going to have to get you declawed. It solved my problem with the cat. | 1.3855 | 0.03771 | 275 | 190 | 64 | 21 |
391 | Everyone is staring at us because you insist on wearing white after Labor Day | 1.3855 | 0.03609 | 275 | 188 | 69 | 18 |
392 | Shorts?! In October?! People are staring! | 1.3855 | 0.03943 | 275 | 195 | 54 | 26 |
393 | But how was i to know that was your cousin on my plate! | 1.3855 | 0.03909 | 275 | 194 | 56 | 25 |
394 | When you said "I'm Claude now", I thought you meant you got a name change. | 1.3855 | 0.03841 | 275 | 192 | 60 | 23 |
395 | I don't care if you identify as a lobster now; we can't afford that beach house. | 1.3855 | 0.03841 | 275 | 192 | 60 | 23 |
396 | OK. The psoriasis is gone. Big deal. Didn't you pay attention to the other side effects?! | 1.3855 | 0.03591 | 275 | 185 | 74 | 16 |
397 | It’s me or the 3D printer. | 1.3852 | 0.03961 | 270 | 191 | 54 | 25 |
398 | I’m not pointing fingers either. | 1.3852 | 0.03709 | 270 | 184 | 68 | 18 |
399 | How many times have I told you not to pick children up! | 1.3852 | 0.03730 | 283 | 196 | 65 | 22 |
400 | When you said you had pincers, I assumed you meant dobermans! | 1.3849 | 0.03636 | 278 | 189 | 71 | 18 |
401 | Well I’m sorry it triggers you, but I want to eat at the seafood place. | 1.3846 | 0.03717 | 273 | 187 | 67 | 19 |
402 | Don't think that this gets you out of washing dishes | 1.3846 | 0.03570 | 273 | 183 | 75 | 15 |
403 | I asked you not to wear shorts. | 1.3846 | 0.03681 | 273 | 186 | 69 | 18 |
404 | I admit they look great on you, but who wears red lobster claws to a black and white cartoon? | 1.3846 | 0.03929 | 273 | 193 | 55 | 25 |
405 | Is it too much to ask to put rubber bands on when we go out? | 1.3846 | 0.03455 | 273 | 180 | 81 | 12 |
406 | No,not even LIGHT fondling until you've gone to the dermatologist. | 1.3846 | 0.03894 | 273 | 192 | 57 | 24 |
407 | Isn't there some other way for you to stop looking at your phone so much? | 1.3846 | 0.03789 | 273 | 189 | 63 | 21 |
408 | I think I’d rather you just keep biting your nails. | 1.3846 | 0.03789 | 273 | 189 | 63 | 21 |
409 | You wasted money on a genetic profile just to learn the obvious. | 1.3846 | 0.03894 | 273 | 192 | 57 | 24 |
410 | They said you were a bottom feeder. I thought they were kidding. | 1.3846 | 0.03753 | 273 | 188 | 65 | 20 |
411 | I don't want to be your Maine squeeze. | 1.3846 | 0.04097 | 273 | 197 | 45 | 30 |
412 | It was all right, except for the foreplay. | 1.3846 | 0.03717 | 273 | 187 | 67 | 19 |
413 | I’m glad you’re coming out of your shell but do you have to snap at everyone? | 1.3846 | 0.03963 | 273 | 194 | 53 | 26 |
414 | I'm a catch, too, you know. | 1.3843 | 0.03765 | 268 | 184 | 65 | 19 |
415 | C'est fini, Jean-Clawed. | 1.3843 | 0.03652 | 268 | 186 | 63 | 19 |
416 | And yes, you're still in hot water. | 1.3843 | 0.03652 | 268 | 181 | 71 | 16 |
417 | You look different than you did in the tank. | 1.3843 | 0.03727 | 268 | 183 | 67 | 18 |
418 | I'm crabby? Look in the mirror, Rob. | 1.3838 | 0.04017 | 271 | 194 | 50 | 27 |
419 | As Gregor Samsa's cousin Howard awoke one morning from uneasy dreams, he found himself without opposable thumbs BUT with a hot girlfriend. | 1.3838 | 0.03861 | 271 | 192 | 55 | 24 |
420 | As long as we're clear that this date ends at first base. | 1.3835 | 0.03783 | 266 | 183 | 64 | 19 |
421 | Oh well, at least you can walk forwards. | 1.3835 | 0.03707 | 266 | 181 | 68 | 17 |
422 | You can unzip your own pants from now on. | 1.3835 | 0.03707 | 266 | 181 | 68 | 17 |
423 | Why must we spend every vacation in Maine? | 1.3835 | 0.04002 | 266 | 189 | 52 | 25 |
424 | Never wear white after Labor Day! Everyone’s staring. | 1.3835 | 0.03745 | 266 | 182 | 66 | 18 |
425 | Just my luck. I get a male with small claws. | 1.3835 | 0.03857 | 266 | 185 | 60 | 21 |
426 | Sure thing, and I'm 1/16th Navajo | 1.3835 | 0.03783 | 266 | 183 | 64 | 19 |
427 | You could have said something in your profile! | 1.3835 | 0.03820 | 266 | 184 | 62 | 20 |
428 | "You do that again and I'll get the rubber bands." | 1.3835 | 0.03707 | 266 | 181 | 68 | 17 |
429 | I can’t believe you wore shorts! | 1.3829 | 0.03934 | 269 | 190 | 55 | 24 |
430 | What if we have children, will they be able to text? | 1.3820 | 0.03734 | 267 | 183 | 66 | 18 |
431 | Oh sure, but when I wanted to wear my mermaid tail I was the one who was nuts! | 1.3811 | 0.03636 | 265 | 179 | 71 | 15 |
432 | You could have added 'literally' in your profile when you said you clawed your way to becoming partner in your law firm. | 1.3811 | 0.03865 | 265 | 185 | 59 | 21 |
433 | For god's sake get a grip | 1.3811 | 0.04046 | 265 | 190 | 49 | 26 |
434 | I'm not crabby. You're crabby. | 1.3810 | 0.03925 | 252 | 175 | 58 | 19 |
435 | How about a nice hot bath and then some drawn butter? | 1.3810 | 0.04004 | 252 | 177 | 54 | 21 |
436 | Seriously Don. How did you not know the try-out was for mobster! | 1.3810 | 0.03718 | 252 | 170 | 68 | 14 |
437 | You're not exactly a perfect catch. | 1.3810 | 0.03925 | 252 | 175 | 58 | 19 |
438 | I thought you meant your name was Claude. | 1.3810 | 0.03760 | 252 | 171 | 66 | 15 |
439 | Really? After I found you under a rock, now you're feeling trapped?! | 1.3808 | 0.03879 | 260 | 181 | 59 | 20 |
440 | Is it really too much to ask that you wear slacks when we go out? I'm tired of everyone staring. | 1.3802 | 0.03995 | 263 | 187 | 52 | 24 |
441 | Honestly, Jared. Shorts in October? | 1.3802 | 0.03885 | 263 | 184 | 58 | 21 |
442 | I just think you should at least get tested. | 1.3802 | 0.03809 | 263 | 182 | 62 | 19 |
443 | Must you snap at everybody? | 1.3793 | 0.03631 | 261 | 176 | 71 | 14 |
444 | At least it’s not crabs. | 1.3793 | 0.03866 | 261 | 182 | 59 | 20 |
445 | Get a grip! I was just kidding about the hot tub. | 1.3793 | 0.03671 | 261 | 179 | 66 | 16 |
446 | My last boyfriend was a shrimp. | 1.3793 | 0.03789 | 261 | 180 | 63 | 18 |
447 | To be honest, your shelfishness is claws for concern. | 1.3793 | 0.03904 | 261 | 183 | 57 | 21 |
448 | I'm over your salary being determined by market price. | 1.3793 | 0.03904 | 261 | 183 | 57 | 21 |
449 | What the hell did you put in those brownies? | 1.3793 | 0.03942 | 261 | 184 | 55 | 22 |
450 | Let it go, Harold. All I ordered were the tails.” | 1.3793 | 0.03979 | 261 | 185 | 53 | 23 |
451 | I'm just saying it's weird when you order ONLY butter and no popcorn. | 1.3793 | 0.03789 | 261 | 180 | 63 | 18 |
452 | You seem a little crabby. | 1.3793 | 0.03979 | 261 | 185 | 53 | 23 |
453 | You're gonna be in hot water when we get home, mister! | 1.3789 | 0.03592 | 256 | 171 | 73 | 12 |
454 | You know they won’t seat you if you wear shorts. | 1.3789 | 0.03840 | 256 | 177 | 61 | 18 |
455 | I just can't believe how impatient your guitar teacher was today. | 1.3789 | 0.03759 | 256 | 175 | 65 | 16 |
456 | I like you better when you’re crabby. | 1.3784 | 0.03769 | 259 | 178 | 64 | 17 |
457 | The on-line post says, "Loves seafood," but a little more specificity would have been welcome. | 1.3784 | 0.03607 | 259 | 174 | 72 | 13 |
458 | I’m not a mind reader, Bob. How could I have known you’d be terrified of steam baths? | 1.3784 | 0.03808 | 259 | 179 | 62 | 18 |
459 | I can't see how it's any more difficult to put on a nice pair of slacks. | 1.3784 | 0.04074 | 259 | 186 | 48 | 25 |
460 | I'm just saying, you should be more specific on your dating profile than simply saying, "in transition" | 1.3784 | 0.03886 | 259 | 181 | 58 | 20 |
461 | Was it worth it for the free dinner at Red Lobster? | 1.3784 | 0.03808 | 259 | 179 | 62 | 18 |
462 | If my husband see us together, we're both going to be in hot water. | 1.3784 | 0.03729 | 259 | 177 | 66 | 16 |
463 | Removing big hands from preferences on my dating app. | 1.3784 | 0.03925 | 259 | 182 | 56 | 21 |
464 | When you promised me you were the type to "Claw your way to the top" I didn't think you were quite so literal. | 1.3784 | 0.03886 | 259 | 181 | 58 | 20 |
465 | Ugh. Another bris ruined. | 1.3784 | 0.04074 | 259 | 186 | 48 | 25 |
466 | My mother will hate those shorts. | 1.3784 | 0.03886 | 259 | 181 | 58 | 20 |
467 | Seriously, Gerald, Crocs were one thing, but this is RIDICULOUS. | 1.3780 | 0.03736 | 254 | 173 | 66 | 15 |
468 | That oughta keep you from picking your nose. | 1.3780 | 0.04056 | 254 | 181 | 50 | 23 |
469 | Another night starring Mr. Parlor Tricks ends in tragedy. | 1.3780 | 0.03819 | 254 | 175 | 62 | 17 |
470 | And yet you can’t pick up the check. | 1.3774 | 0.03867 | 257 | 179 | 59 | 19 |
471 | My therapist thinks I’ve got an overactive imagination. | 1.3774 | 0.03867 | 257 | 179 | 59 | 19 |
472 | So, anything new in the CRISPR research? | 1.3774 | 0.04133 | 257 | 186 | 45 | 26 |
473 | Really Edward. Lobsterhands this time? | 1.3770 | 0.03920 | 252 | 176 | 57 | 19 |
474 | It's not the sarcasm--it's the air quotes. | 1.3765 | 0.04081 | 255 | 183 | 48 | 24 |
475 | It's just for the party, you said. You can turn the gene back off, you said. You think you're so smart. | 1.3765 | 0.04118 | 255 | 184 | 46 | 25 |
476 | Why did I buy so much butter? No reason. | 1.3765 | 0.04004 | 255 | 181 | 52 | 22 |
477 | I wish you’d grow a backbone. | 1.3765 | 0.03887 | 255 | 178 | 58 | 19 |
478 | No, I don’t think you should wait for your annual. It is worth the co-pay! | 1.3765 | 0.03725 | 255 | 174 | 66 | 15 |
479 | You never listen to me--I said I was a Presbyterian, not a Pescatarian. | 1.3765 | 0.03966 | 255 | 180 | 54 | 21 |
480 | Look on the bright side. You no longer bite your nails. | 1.3765 | 0.03598 | 255 | 171 | 72 | 12 |
481 | Larry, I think we should take a little break from the foreplay. | 1.3760 | 0.03776 | 258 | 178 | 63 | 17 |
482 | But nooo, you just HAD to try them on | 1.3755 | 0.03743 | 253 | 173 | 65 | 15 |
483 | They're decorative oven mitts, Paul, not winter gloves. | 1.3755 | 0.03826 | 253 | 175 | 61 | 17 |
484 | Nice try, but nobody thinks those things mean you have a big penis. | 1.3745 | 0.03928 | 251 | 176 | 56 | 19 |
485 | How dare your mother ask me to convert. | 1.3745 | 0.03804 | 251 | 173 | 62 | 16 |
486 | Stop being so shellfish. | 1.3745 | 0.04008 | 251 | 178 | 52 | 21 |
487 | They say "bottom dweller" a lot more than they say "cutting edge." | 1.3745 | 0.03928 | 251 | 176 | 56 | 19 |
488 | Claude you look ridiculous. I told you yesterday you can’t wear white after Labor Day. | 1.3745 | 0.03928 | 251 | 176 | 56 | 19 |
489 | Now I know why your dating profile said former marine. | 1.3745 | 0.03968 | 251 | 177 | 54 | 20 |
490 | "I was not trying to butter you up!" | 1.3745 | 0.03846 | 251 | 174 | 60 | 17 |
491 | And you're the one calling me crabby!?!? | 1.3745 | 0.04008 | 251 | 178 | 52 | 21 |
492 | Jeff we talked about this. You have to wear the full suit or you just look dumb | 1.3745 | 0.03719 | 251 | 171 | 66 | 14 |
493 | Couldn't you have at least worn socks? | 1.3745 | 0.03968 | 251 | 177 | 54 | 20 |
494 | She had no business asking about your tail! | 1.3745 | 0.03968 | 251 | 177 | 54 | 20 |
495 | You could always just stop biting your nails. | 1.3745 | 0.03928 | 251 | 176 | 56 | 19 |
496 | Well you know what? My hands are cold too, so just grow up. | 1.3745 | 0.03928 | 251 | 176 | 56 | 19 |
497 | I think it's time to return Kafka to the library. | 1.3745 | 0.03968 | 251 | 177 | 54 | 20 |
498 | We're stuck in this, for butter or worse. | 1.3735 | 0.04109 | 249 | 179 | 47 | 23 |
499 | 'I'll get the glassware down' he says... | 1.3735 | 0.03989 | 249 | 176 | 53 | 20 |
500 | That's the third bra you've ruined this week. | 1.3725 | 0.03800 | 247 | 170 | 62 | 15 |
501 | I still don't understand why you refuse to wear socks. | 1.3725 | 0.03969 | 247 | 174 | 54 | 19 |
502 | Can’t you just get a tattoo like the rest of the guys? | 1.3714 | 0.03948 | 245 | 172 | 55 | 18 |
503 | I bring up my ex once, and the claws come out... | 1.3714 | 0.04032 | 245 | 174 | 51 | 20 |
504 | I can’t believe you’re wearing those shorts to meet my parents. | 1.3714 | 0.03775 | 245 | 168 | 63 | 14 |
505 | Sorry Bert, this isn't working out. I am tired of being referred to as Mrs. Claws. | 1.3710 | 0.03915 | 248 | 174 | 56 | 18 |
506 | How many wishes do you have left? | 1.3699 | 0.03977 | 246 | 174 | 53 | 19 |
507 | You had to open every jar in the store, didn't you? | 1.3695 | 0.04221 | 249 | 183 | 40 | 26 |
508 | Sometimes you can be so shellfish. | 1.3693 | 0.04034 | 241 | 171 | 51 | 19 |
509 | Need I remind you–last time we held hands I ended up in the ER. | 1.3689 | 0.04164 | 244 | 177 | 44 | 23 |
510 | I fought the claw, and the claw won. | 1.3686 | 0.03959 | 236 | 165 | 55 | 16 |
511 | You aren't wearing the wedding ring again. | 1.3682 | 0.03924 | 239 | 167 | 56 | 16 |
512 | That’s the last time I’m helping you with your zipper! | 1.3673 | 0.03943 | 245 | 173 | 54 | 18 |
513 | Do we have to visit Maine for every vacation? | 1.3673 | 0.03814 | 245 | 170 | 60 | 15 |
514 | That’s still no reason not to shake my father’s hand. | 1.3673 | 0.03769 | 245 | 169 | 62 | 14 |
515 | Acceptance can only go so far, I refuse to wear a bib in bed. | 1.3673 | 0.03900 | 245 | 172 | 56 | 17 |
516 | I’m the one who’s always crabby? | 1.3673 | 0.03857 | 245 | 171 | 58 | 16 |
517 | The Seafood Festival was 3 days ago, Jake. Time to move on. | 1.3673 | 0.03857 | 245 | 171 | 58 | 16 |
518 | When you described yourself as a lobsterman, I expected a salty hunk from Maine. | 1.3673 | 0.04068 | 245 | 176 | 48 | 21 |
519 | When I said 'pinch me,' I didn't mean it literally. | 1.3673 | 0.03857 | 245 | 171 | 58 | 16 |
520 | I can’t decide if I am more mortified as a vegan or a fashionista. | 1.3671 | 0.04035 | 237 | 168 | 51 | 18 |
521 | Maybe I'm just tired of being referred to as Mrs. Claws. | 1.3671 | 0.03463 | 237 | 156 | 75 | 6 |
522 | Yeah Roger, nipples *are* pretty sensitive. Just don"t let it happen again. | 1.3671 | 0.03807 | 237 | 165 | 58 | 14 |
523 | I mean, you don't see me wearing my California Roll hat when we go out for sushi. | 1.3669 | 0.03825 | 248 | 173 | 59 | 16 |
524 | When your dating profile indicated ‘lobsterman,’ I thought you meant your profession! | 1.3669 | 0.03694 | 248 | 170 | 65 | 13 |
525 | My mother always has to bring up her allergy to shellfish when we visit. | 1.3667 | 0.03955 | 240 | 169 | 54 | 17 |
526 | The invitation specifically said "No Shorts"! | 1.3667 | 0.03911 | 240 | 168 | 56 | 16 |
527 | Why I ever considered dating a bottom feeder, I'll never know. | 1.3663 | 0.04007 | 243 | 173 | 51 | 19 |
528 | Hands down, the profile pic is always misleading. | 1.3660 | 0.04012 | 235 | 166 | 52 | 17 |
529 | And don't try and deny it. I saw you pinch that waitress" | 1.3659 | 0.03622 | 246 | 167 | 68 | 11 |
530 | It would just be nice to have help putting on my necklace. | 1.3659 | 0.03972 | 246 | 175 | 52 | 19 |
531 | Sure, everyone says they're willing to claw their way to the top, but can you stand the heat? | 1.3659 | 0.04054 | 246 | 177 | 48 | 21 |
532 | I’m just saying it would be nice to order the lobster just once without you judging me. | 1.3655 | 0.04065 | 238 | 170 | 49 | 19 |
533 | They may be warm but they LOOK ridiculous. | 1.3648 | 0.03942 | 233 | 163 | 55 | 15 |
534 | I'm an independent woman, Larry, I'm not trying to trap you. | 1.3648 | 0.04035 | 233 | 165 | 51 | 17 |
535 | If you didn't want to hold my hand you could've just said so." | 1.3636 | 0.03718 | 231 | 157 | 64 | 10 |
536 | Seriously? You had one wish. And this is what you came up with?! | 1.3636 | 0.04194 | 231 | 167 | 44 | 20 |
537 | You're OK. It's the handsy guys I can't stand. | 1.3636 | 0.04057 | 231 | 164 | 50 | 17 |
538 | You call ME crabby?!?!? | 1.3636 | 0.04103 | 231 | 165 | 48 | 18 |
539 | When I told you I like lobster this is not what I meant! | 1.3636 | 0.03867 | 231 | 160 | 58 | 13 |
540 | I just don't understand why you have to be so shellfish. | 1.3636 | 0.04010 | 231 | 163 | 52 | 16 |
541 | I told you I prefer the tail! | 1.3629 | 0.03753 | 237 | 163 | 62 | 12 |
542 | It's not you, it's me. I don't like holding hands. | 1.3629 | 0.03894 | 237 | 166 | 56 | 15 |
543 | NO, to every intimate thought you might be having. | 1.3624 | 0.03985 | 229 | 161 | 53 | 15 |
544 | I'm NOT helping you with zippers. | 1.3624 | 0.03737 | 229 | 156 | 63 | 10 |
545 | You looked different in the tank" | 1.3624 | 0.04127 | 229 | 164 | 47 | 18 |
546 | So tell me again how you're going to claw your way to the top. | 1.3624 | 0.04080 | 229 | 163 | 49 | 17 |
547 | All you ever talk about is clawing your way to the top. | 1.3624 | 0.04033 | 229 | 162 | 51 | 16 |
548 | Frankly, I prefer to be tickled. | 1.3624 | 0.04033 | 229 | 162 | 51 | 16 |
549 | Well, I think she was out of line for saying they looked delicious. | 1.3624 | 0.04219 | 229 | 166 | 43 | 20 |
550 | You know, sometimes you're so shellfish. | 1.3624 | 0.04173 | 229 | 165 | 45 | 19 |
551 | So what else can you do besides open jars? | 1.3624 | 0.03838 | 229 | 158 | 59 | 12 |
552 | You've changed. | 1.3612 | 0.03909 | 227 | 158 | 56 | 13 |
553 | There's something fishy about your mother's past. | 1.3612 | 0.03958 | 227 | 159 | 54 | 14 |
554 | That joke about being a gynecologist stopped being funny a long time ago. | 1.3612 | 0.04151 | 227 | 163 | 46 | 18 |
555 | I just don’t like how other women look at you like they want to dip you in melted butter. | 1.3612 | 0.04197 | 227 | 164 | 44 | 19 |
556 | Do you need to tell EVERYONE your first name is Santa? | 1.3612 | 0.04151 | 227 | 163 | 46 | 18 |
557 | Don't you dare pinch my ass! | 1.3609 | 0.03699 | 230 | 164 | 52 | 14 |
558 | Sorry, but it's not what I meant when I said I was looking for a catch. | 1.3609 | 0.03971 | 230 | 162 | 53 | 15 |
559 | Oh, I guess I'M the crabby one?! | 1.3600 | 0.03980 | 225 | 158 | 53 | 14 |
560 | So... You think You're on a roll, Eh ? | 1.3600 | 0.03980 | 225 | 158 | 53 | 14 |
561 | Well, there was no reason to snap at me! | 1.3600 | 0.04175 | 225 | 162 | 45 | 18 |
562 | So you think you can just claw your way back into my life.” | 1.3600 | 0.03930 | 225 | 162 | 47 | 16 |
563 | You’ll do in a pinch. | 1.3600 | 0.03669 | 225 | 152 | 65 | 8 |
564 | Sometimes it’s like you’ve been living under a rock. | 1.3600 | 0.04175 | 225 | 162 | 45 | 18 |
565 | Yeah, I'm upset. You were caught red handed! | 1.3600 | 0.04030 | 225 | 159 | 51 | 15 |
566 | I am from Maine, why do you ask? | 1.3600 | 0.04030 | 225 | 159 | 51 | 15 |
567 | I am positive I said "claw foot". And I was talking about a bath tub. | 1.3600 | 0.04315 | 225 | 165 | 39 | 21 |
568 | Maybe next time you'll listen to me and read the FULL list of side effects. | 1.3600 | 0.04079 | 225 | 160 | 49 | 16 |
569 | You had ONE wish!!! Only ONE!!! And all you could think of was FOOD????!!!! | 1.3600 | 0.03980 | 225 | 158 | 53 | 14 |
570 | Didn't I tell you I keep kosher? | 1.3600 | 0.04030 | 225 | 159 | 51 | 15 |
571 | Now I'M steaming. | 1.3591 | 0.03719 | 220 | 149 | 63 | 8 |
572 | I'd love to see the lobster that got your hands! | 1.3587 | 0.04341 | 223 | 164 | 38 | 21 |
573 | It's not you, it's me. I don't date Genetically Modified Organisms | 1.3587 | 0.04077 | 223 | 161 | 45 | 17 |
574 | 'Don't be silly,' you said, 'genetically modified food is perfectly safe.' | 1.3587 | 0.03768 | 223 | 160 | 49 | 14 |
575 | You embarrass me so much every time we go out Todd...Cargo shorts? Really? | 1.3587 | 0.04151 | 223 | 160 | 46 | 17 |
576 | I guess you are what you eat. | 1.3587 | 0.03900 | 223 | 155 | 56 | 12 |
577 | Anything else huge and pink? | 1.3587 | 0.04199 | 223 | 161 | 44 | 18 |
578 | I told you to take Benadryl before we ordered. | 1.3587 | 0.04127 | 223 | 162 | 43 | 18 |
579 | Why must you put those on every time we visit my parents? | 1.3587 | 0.03952 | 223 | 156 | 54 | 13 |
580 | What happened to the man who treated me with kid gloves? | 1.3587 | 0.04002 | 223 | 157 | 52 | 14 |
581 | Not quite what I was expecting when your dating profile said "a part of me yearns for the open sea." | 1.3587 | 0.04102 | 223 | 159 | 48 | 16 |
582 | We are not naming our son Thermador. | 1.3587 | 0.04102 | 223 | 159 | 48 | 16 |
583 | Hopefully, this will keep you from picking you nose!" | 1.3587 | 0.04247 | 223 | 162 | 42 | 19 |
584 | Well who else could have given me crabs? | 1.3587 | 0.04294 | 223 | 163 | 40 | 20 |
585 | Just because they serve seafood doesn't mean it's someone you knew. | 1.3587 | 0.04102 | 223 | 159 | 48 | 16 |
586 | If they keep setting your bail at the market price per pound, I’m not going to pay it again. | 1.3587 | 0.04052 | 223 | 158 | 50 | 15 |
587 | It's just...I think you should have mentioned it in your profile... | 1.3587 | 0.04247 | 223 | 162 | 42 | 19 |
588 | Why do you always think that I trapped you? | 1.3587 | 0.03952 | 223 | 156 | 54 | 13 |
589 | Red-handed means different things to different people | 1.3587 | 0.04002 | 223 | 157 | 52 | 14 |
590 | Why don't you ever return my texts? | 1.3587 | 0.03768 | 223 | 160 | 49 | 14 |
591 | So you're trans crustacean? | 1.3587 | 0.04247 | 223 | 162 | 42 | 19 |
592 | Because I'm allergic to shellfish, that's why. | 1.3587 | 0.03952 | 223 | 156 | 54 | 13 |
593 | I am not holding your claw till you put the rubber band back on. | 1.3587 | 0.04247 | 223 | 162 | 42 | 19 |
594 | I told you not to eat that gas station sushi | 1.3585 | 0.04249 | 212 | 152 | 44 | 16 |
595 | If you touch me again I'll suck out your hand. | 1.3575 | 0.04273 | 221 | 161 | 41 | 19 |
596 | No, I never ever said I thought Edward Scissorhands was cute. | 1.3575 | 0.03973 | 221 | 155 | 53 | 13 |
597 | Mention my sister again and you'll be in hot water. | 1.3575 | 0.04076 | 221 | 157 | 49 | 15 |
598 | At least you're more of a gentleman than my last boyfriend... he was a real octopus. | 1.3575 | 0.04126 | 221 | 158 | 47 | 16 |
599 | It’s taken a while, but you’re finally coming out of your shell! | 1.3571 | 0.03886 | 224 | 156 | 56 | 12 |
600 | We never go out any more. I feel like you’re turning into a hermit. | 1.3571 | 0.03834 | 224 | 155 | 58 | 11 |
601 | Well, the frog just needed a KISS! | 1.3571 | 0.04371 | 224 | 166 | 36 | 22 |
602 | Charlie the Tuna says you take the dive in the third round - got it? | 1.3571 | 0.03886 | 224 | 156 | 56 | 12 |
603 | No sex until you molt. | 1.3565 | 0.04086 | 216 | 153 | 49 | 14 |
604 | It's over. I've had enough of your shellfishness. | 1.3562 | 0.03943 | 219 | 153 | 54 | 12 |
605 | Not even to first base, buddy! | 1.3562 | 0.03996 | 219 | 154 | 52 | 13 |
606 | So don't order the bisque. You didn't have to make such a scene. | 1.3562 | 0.03943 | 219 | 153 | 54 | 12 |
607 | I can't stand it! Everyone just assumes we're from Maine" | 1.3562 | 0.04048 | 219 | 155 | 50 | 14 |
608 | Pinch me one more time and the rubber bands are going back on. | 1.3562 | 0.04048 | 219 | 155 | 50 | 14 |
609 | I can't believe we're going to Le Bernardin, and you're wearing shorts. | 1.3559 | 0.04060 | 222 | 158 | 49 | 15 |
610 | I just don't like you as much since you've come out of your shell! | 1.3548 | 0.04123 | 217 | 155 | 47 | 15 |
611 | I was worried when the doctor said there may be side effects, but I feel fine. How about you? | 1.3548 | 0.03911 | 217 | 151 | 55 | 11 |
612 | No! I won't help you 'pee'. | 1.3548 | 0.04275 | 217 | 158 | 41 | 18 |
613 | Well I don't know what kind of job you think you're going to get now but you're finished as a masseuse | 1.3548 | 0.04374 | 217 | 160 | 37 | 20 |
614 | My profile clearly states I have a shellfish allergy. | 1.3548 | 0.04018 | 217 | 153 | 51 | 13 |
615 | Before we go any further, you need to know I was raised orthodox. | 1.3548 | 0.03965 | 217 | 152 | 53 | 12 |
616 | If you pinch me... you’ll be in such hot water! | 1.3548 | 0.04225 | 217 | 157 | 43 | 17 |
617 | No, you’re snappy... | 1.3548 | 0.04123 | 217 | 155 | 47 | 15 |
618 | Yeah, I know my Tinder profile says likes seafood, but really? | 1.3548 | 0.03965 | 217 | 152 | 53 | 12 |
619 | Your profile didn't mention that you're Republican. | 1.3548 | 0.04225 | 217 | 157 | 43 | 17 |
620 | So, why the slow boil? | 1.3545 | 0.04233 | 220 | 160 | 42 | 18 |
621 | You're an adult, I shouldn't have to tie your shoes. | 1.3535 | 0.03704 | 215 | 146 | 62 | 7 |
622 | I keep kosher. | 1.3535 | 0.04251 | 215 | 156 | 42 | 17 |
623 | How do you even swipe right with those? | 1.3535 | 0.04094 | 215 | 153 | 48 | 14 |
624 | I support your transition Tom, but you have to at least compromise about the garlic butter. | 1.3535 | 0.04147 | 215 | 157 | 42 | 16 |
625 | I can't believe you are wearing white after Labor Day | 1.3535 | 0.04094 | 215 | 153 | 48 | 14 |
626 | I can't believe you regrew them. | 1.3535 | 0.04041 | 215 | 152 | 50 | 13 |
627 | I need you to know that I'm not kosher. | 1.3535 | 0.04199 | 215 | 155 | 44 | 16 |
628 | When you said you came from a long line of lobstermen, I didn't think you meant genetically. | 1.3535 | 0.04199 | 215 | 155 | 44 | 16 |
629 | So we’re agreed - we’ll skip right past foreplay. | 1.3535 | 0.03960 | 215 | 153 | 49 | 13 |
630 | That was your last wish Todd! What happened to world peace? | 1.3535 | 0.04041 | 215 | 152 | 50 | 13 |
631 | Shorts? You're wearing shorts on a first date while I'm wearing a dress? | 1.3532 | 0.04107 | 218 | 156 | 47 | 15 |
632 | You are not going to claw your way to the top in shorts. | 1.3532 | 0.04055 | 218 | 155 | 49 | 14 |
633 | Well, your profile picture wasn’t a full body shot, either. | 1.3532 | 0.04209 | 218 | 158 | 43 | 17 |
634 | Any excuse not to hold hands in public!" | 1.3521 | 0.03926 | 213 | 151 | 50 | 12 |
635 | I was expecting this night to go a little differently when you said you had big hands. | 1.3521 | 0.04145 | 213 | 155 | 42 | 16 |
636 | Sometimes I need to be buttered up, too. | 1.3521 | 0.04064 | 213 | 151 | 49 | 13 |
637 | Dave, once again, please don't click-clack your claws along with the music. It's SO embarrassing. The whole restaurant was looking at us! | 1.3521 | 0.04118 | 213 | 152 | 47 | 14 |
638 | We just started dating, you should be wearing a rubber band. | 1.3521 | 0.04118 | 213 | 152 | 47 | 14 |
639 | When did you become so shellfish? | 1.3521 | 0.04172 | 213 | 153 | 45 | 15 |
640 | I told you we shouldn’t have spent the summer in Maine. | 1.3521 | 0.04118 | 213 | 152 | 47 | 14 |
641 | Of all the superhero's you could have chosen and you pick Lobster Man? | 1.3521 | 0.04064 | 213 | 151 | 49 | 13 |
642 | Button your own shorts from now on! | 1.3521 | 0.03897 | 213 | 148 | 55 | 10 |
643 | Well, well, Mr. Wandering Hands! That will teach you to goose a witch! | 1.3521 | 0.04479 | 213 | 159 | 33 | 21 |
644 | And stop referring to me as “my little buttercup” | 1.3521 | 0.04379 | 213 | 157 | 37 | 19 |
645 | If you didn't like holding hands, you could have just said so. | 1.3521 | 0.04009 | 213 | 150 | 51 | 12 |
646 | I swear to God, if you quote T.S. Eliot one more time... | 1.3521 | 0.04225 | 213 | 154 | 43 | 16 |
647 | I don't care...you're still going to wear a wedding band! | 1.3521 | 0.03954 | 213 | 149 | 53 | 11 |
648 | We finally meet a genie, and you have to start quoting T.S. Eliot! | 1.3521 | 0.04064 | 213 | 151 | 49 | 13 |
649 | No Bob,I don't know how to "dress up as butter." | 1.3521 | 0.03897 | 213 | 148 | 55 | 10 |
650 | Do your new gloves pinch? | 1.3521 | 0.04009 | 213 | 150 | 51 | 12 |
651 | I'm told you must be at least 3 1/4 inches to keep, and can’t be over 5 inches. | 1.3521 | 0.04277 | 213 | 155 | 41 | 17 |
652 | You know damn well my parents are strictly kosher... | 1.3521 | 0.04118 | 213 | 152 | 47 | 14 |
653 | Definitely not tonight! | 1.3521 | 0.03897 | 213 | 148 | 55 | 10 |
654 | Let me be clear, foreplay is not an option. | 1.3521 | 0.04277 | 213 | 155 | 41 | 17 |
655 | Frankly, I'm shell shocked. | 1.3521 | 0.03982 | 213 | 157 | 40 | 16 |
656 | Hands down, you are the most shellfish person I know! | 1.3521 | 0.04379 | 213 | 157 | 37 | 19 |
657 | This wasn't exactly the infidelity claws I was thinking of. | 1.3521 | 0.03954 | 213 | 149 | 53 | 11 |
658 | I knew you didn’t want to shake hands with my ex, but this is ridiculous! | 1.3519 | 0.04183 | 216 | 156 | 44 | 16 |
659 | So.....Who got the tail? | 1.3519 | 0.03917 | 216 | 151 | 54 | 11 |
660 | Remember to stay out of the hot tub. | 1.3519 | 0.04234 | 216 | 157 | 42 | 17 |
661 | You’re so bisque averse. | 1.3507 | 0.04250 | 211 | 153 | 42 | 16 |
662 | Must you make a scene every time you see a distant cousin on the menu? | 1.3507 | 0.04088 | 211 | 150 | 48 | 13 |
663 | You want a what job? | 1.3507 | 0.04303 | 211 | 154 | 40 | 17 |
664 | I bet you’d love to get your claws into her. | 1.3507 | 0.04032 | 211 | 149 | 50 | 12 |
665 | I don't care what you say, Raymond. We're not going to Maine this year. | 1.3507 | 0.04088 | 211 | 150 | 48 | 13 |
666 | I know I said I would be supportive of your transformation, but I’m not going to call you “Claw-dia”. | 1.3507 | 0.04250 | 211 | 153 | 42 | 16 |
667 | Don't even think about it. | 1.3507 | 0.03948 | 211 | 150 | 49 | 12 |
668 | Really, Jeremy, you at least could have shaved and wore pants; this dinner is important to me! | 1.3507 | 0.04355 | 211 | 155 | 38 | 18 |
669 | Every time you hold me I feel I need to smash you with a hammer. | 1.3507 | 0.04250 | 211 | 153 | 42 | 16 |
670 | Well, at least it’s not crabs. | 1.3507 | 0.04060 | 211 | 152 | 45 | 14 |
671 | It’s like you are always trying to embarrase me in front of my friends. I’ve told you before, those shorts look bad on you. | 1.3507 | 0.03861 | 211 | 146 | 56 | 9 |
672 | Touch me again and you'll be up to your wrists in butter. | 1.3507 | 0.04197 | 211 | 152 | 44 | 15 |
673 | kEEP YOUR CLAWS OFF ME, HEAR?! | 1.3507 | 0.03861 | 211 | 155 | 40 | 15 |
674 | Did you have to embarrass me by wearing shorts? | 1.3507 | 0.04143 | 211 | 151 | 46 | 14 |
675 | You’re becoming so shellfish” | 1.3505 | 0.04102 | 214 | 153 | 47 | 14 |
676 | Technically, you didn't catch me red-handed. | 1.3502 | 0.04167 | 217 | 157 | 44 | 16 |
677 | I told you they'd grow back | 1.3493 | 0.03998 | 209 | 147 | 51 | 11 |
678 | Which part of “get your claws off me” didn’t you understand? | 1.3493 | 0.04167 | 209 | 150 | 45 | 14 |
679 | You just don't seem very evolved. | 1.3493 | 0.04222 | 209 | 151 | 43 | 15 |
680 | That's not what I meant when I told you to get a grip. | 1.3493 | 0.04056 | 209 | 148 | 49 | 12 |
681 | For once, I would like to vacation somewhere other than Maine. | 1.3493 | 0.04112 | 209 | 149 | 47 | 13 |
682 | . . . and no more clicking along with the castanets! | 1.3493 | 0.04167 | 209 | 150 | 45 | 14 |
683 | You have a real shellfish streak, Rob." | 1.3493 | 0.04112 | 209 | 149 | 47 | 13 |
684 | Look Crabclaws, I dated Edward Scissorhands, and you’re NO EDWARD SCISSORHANDS! | 1.3491 | 0.04127 | 212 | 152 | 46 | 14 |
685 | Oh, and another thing ..."lobster-man" is the dumbest idea for a superhero I have ever heard | 1.3480 | 0.03940 | 204 | 142 | 53 | 9 |
686 | And you get all upset when I spend a lousy forty bucks to have my nails done. | 1.3480 | 0.04120 | 204 | 145 | 47 | 12 |
687 | I have asked you repeatedly to stop snapping at me. | 1.3480 | 0.04120 | 204 | 145 | 47 | 12 |
688 | When they said "independent clause," didn't you ask them to spell it? | 1.3480 | 0.04178 | 204 | 146 | 45 | 13 |
689 | All that money for dental school down the drain. | 1.3478 | 0.04193 | 207 | 149 | 44 | 14 |
690 | Of all the radioactive creatures to have been bitten by... | 1.3478 | 0.04136 | 207 | 148 | 46 | 13 |
691 | I thought you said you got tested for crabs | 1.3478 | 0.04303 | 207 | 151 | 40 | 16 |
692 | No one claps that loud at an Aquaman movie. | 1.3478 | 0.04303 | 207 | 151 | 40 | 16 |
693 | And what about all that money we wasted on piano lessons... | 1.3478 | 0.04357 | 207 | 152 | 38 | 17 |
694 | Gosh Barry, sometimes you can really be a shellfish jerk. | 1.3463 | 0.04218 | 205 | 148 | 43 | 14 |
695 | You will do Anything to avoid foreplay, won’t you??! | 1.3463 | 0.04161 | 205 | 147 | 45 | 13 |
696 | I'm sorry, but who wears long sleeves and shorts? | 1.3462 | 0.04286 | 208 | 152 | 40 | 16 |
697 | ...and you think I’m crabby in the morning!? | 1.3462 | 0.03888 | 208 | 145 | 54 | 9 |
698 | So ”I'd love lobster claws” was your 3rd wish? | 1.3452 | 0.04151 | 197 | 140 | 46 | 11 |
699 | I’m reaching my boiling point | 1.3450 | 0.04229 | 200 | 144 | 43 | 13 |
700 | For the last time, I will not dip you in melted butter. | 1.3448 | 0.04244 | 203 | 147 | 42 | 14 |
701 | Well the meet-up profile said C-L-A-U-D-E. | 1.3447 | 0.04312 | 206 | 151 | 39 | 16 |
702 | Sandy Claws? Seriously? | 1.3447 | 0.04087 | 206 | 147 | 47 | 12 |
703 | No, Brian, they are not going to be the next big thing. | 1.3447 | 0.04028 | 206 | 146 | 49 | 11 |
704 | I am your wife, Brandon. And not even I have a clue what you're protesting. | 1.3445 | 0.04159 | 209 | 151 | 44 | 14 |
705 | Just my luck to fall for the guy who’s least likely to give good back rubs. | 1.3433 | 0.04092 | 201 | 143 | 47 | 11 |
706 | That's what you get for teasing the wizard about his small hands. | 1.3433 | 0.03969 | 201 | 141 | 51 | 9 |
707 | I preferred it when your hands were just clammy. | 1.3433 | 0.03905 | 201 | 140 | 53 | 8 |
708 | You’re too old to have to claw your way to the top. | 1.3433 | 0.03969 | 201 | 141 | 51 | 9 |
709 | You wasted your last wish on lobster claws? | 1.3433 | 0.04442 | 201 | 149 | 35 | 17 |
710 | If they were any color other than orange … | 1.3433 | 0.04442 | 201 | 149 | 35 | 17 |
711 | 'You'll do in a pinch' is not what I was hoping to hear." | 1.3433 | 0.04092 | 201 | 143 | 47 | 11 |
712 | I just thought by now you would have come out of your shell. | 1.3433 | 0.04212 | 201 | 145 | 43 | 13 |
713 | And I'm sick of sending text after text with no response. | 1.3417 | 0.04054 | 199 | 141 | 48 | 10 |
714 | Tell me again! What was the bet? | 1.3417 | 0.04116 | 199 | 142 | 46 | 11 |
715 | Well, I'm boiling too. | 1.3417 | 0.04414 | 199 | 147 | 36 | 16 |
716 | I just want to hold hands in public. | 1.3417 | 0.04297 | 199 | 145 | 40 | 14 |
717 | For the last time, I'm not calling you "CrawDaddy". | 1.3417 | 0.04238 | 199 | 144 | 42 | 13 |
718 | Anything ELSE you want to tell me about your "business trip" to Vegas?! | 1.3417 | 0.04054 | 199 | 141 | 48 | 10 |
719 | I told you not to wear shorts to dinner | 1.3417 | 0.04178 | 199 | 143 | 44 | 12 |
720 | No need denying it. You were caught red handed! | 1.3417 | 0.04238 | 199 | 144 | 42 | 13 |
721 | No, no, second base is so not happening. | 1.3417 | 0.04116 | 199 | 142 | 46 | 11 |
722 | I warned you that wearing shorts without socks on such a chilly day would bring unwanted attention. | 1.3417 | 0.04054 | 199 | 141 | 48 | 10 |
723 | We don't need the whole costume, you said. Minimalism, you said. Suggestive irony, you said. And then Herb and Sheila win everything with a horse costume. | 1.3417 | 0.04054 | 199 | 141 | 48 | 10 |
724 | Sometimes a woman wants to open to her own walnuts. | 1.3417 | 0.03862 | 199 | 138 | 54 | 7 |
725 | So I assume seafood is out of the question? | 1.3417 | 0.04054 | 199 | 141 | 48 | 10 |
726 | I don't think I should have to quit eating lobster just because we're dating. | 1.3417 | 0.04297 | 199 | 145 | 40 | 14 |
727 | I'm getting tired of your excuses for not doing the dishes. | 1.3417 | 0.04238 | 199 | 144 | 42 | 13 |
728 | If you get the matching shoes, it's divorce | 1.3417 | 0.04297 | 199 | 145 | 40 | 14 |
729 | You were being a bit crabby back there. | 1.3417 | 0.04356 | 199 | 146 | 38 | 15 |
730 | No, butter will not make me like you any better. | 1.3416 | 0.04045 | 202 | 146 | 44 | 12 |
731 | Next time wear the whole thing. | 1.3416 | 0.04310 | 202 | 148 | 39 | 15 |
732 | My mother warned me about bottom-feeders like you. | 1.3416 | 0.04310 | 202 | 148 | 39 | 15 |
733 | That's no excuse for not picking up the check. | 1.3416 | 0.04105 | 202 | 147 | 42 | 13 |
734 | And you think I’m being crabby today? | 1.3415 | 0.04321 | 205 | 151 | 38 | 16 |
735 | I can't believe you forgot the rubber bands again! | 1.3415 | 0.04152 | 205 | 148 | 44 | 13 |
736 | Would it kill you to wear gloves? | 1.3402 | 0.04054 | 194 | 137 | 48 | 9 |
737 | You know, sometimes you can be so shellfish. | 1.3401 | 0.04443 | 197 | 146 | 35 | 16 |
738 | Let's find you a good pair of rubber bands." | 1.3401 | 0.04264 | 197 | 143 | 41 | 13 |
739 | How is this less embarrassing than a doggie bag? | 1.3401 | 0.04141 | 197 | 141 | 45 | 11 |
740 | I wished you take off that stupid human outfit. | 1.3401 | 0.04264 | 197 | 143 | 41 | 13 |
741 | Next time, spare me the foreplay. | 1.3401 | 0.04670 | 197 | 150 | 27 | 20 |
742 | You didn’t have to snap at me. | 1.3401 | 0.04014 | 197 | 139 | 49 | 9 |
743 | Why are you in such a crabby mood? | 1.3401 | 0.04203 | 197 | 142 | 43 | 12 |
744 | Your profile said you were a real catch. | 1.3401 | 0.04203 | 197 | 142 | 43 | 12 |
745 | I told you this would not get you a discount at Red Lobster. | 1.3401 | 0.04264 | 197 | 143 | 41 | 13 |
746 | So what was it like growing up in Maine? | 1.3401 | 0.04264 | 197 | 143 | 41 | 13 |
747 | Figure a new way to pee..I'm not your mother... | 1.3401 | 0.04325 | 197 | 144 | 39 | 14 |
748 | They're not the most stylish of gloves, but they'll do in a pinch. | 1.3401 | 0.04141 | 197 | 141 | 45 | 11 |
749 | Your mother really is a witch, isn't she? | 1.3401 | 0.04078 | 197 | 140 | 47 | 10 |
750 | You expect me to believe you weren't clawing that other woman? | 1.3401 | 0.04325 | 197 | 144 | 39 | 14 |
751 | Pinch me one more time and you’re going directly into the steamer. | 1.3401 | 0.04203 | 197 | 142 | 43 | 12 |
752 | We're putting the rubber bands back on. | 1.3401 | 0.04443 | 197 | 146 | 35 | 16 |
753 | Why does it always have to be about you? | 1.3401 | 0.04325 | 197 | 144 | 39 | 14 |
754 | So when Lois first accused you of pinching her, you said ‘that’s impossible.’ Now you’re saying it might have happened?? | 1.3401 | 0.04203 | 197 | 142 | 43 | 12 |
755 | So how, exactly, did you manage to swipe right? | 1.3401 | 0.04325 | 197 | 144 | 39 | 14 |
756 | You just keep your claws to yourself! | 1.3401 | 0.04141 | 197 | 141 | 45 | 11 |
757 | Okay, fine. Yes, you look like your profile picture but it was still misleading. | 1.3401 | 0.04264 | 197 | 143 | 41 | 13 |
758 | You didn’t need to butter up my mother like that. | 1.3401 | 0.04203 | 197 | 142 | 43 | 12 |
759 | We never get to go to my parents in Indiana...it's always back to your parents in Maine for Thanksgiving | 1.3401 | 0.04264 | 197 | 143 | 41 | 13 |
760 | No one wears crustacean anymore. | 1.3401 | 0.04014 | 197 | 139 | 49 | 9 |
761 | No! You're on your own in the Restroom! | 1.3401 | 0.04014 | 197 | 139 | 49 | 9 |
762 | I'm serious this time, John. If you pinch me one more time, the rubber bands are going back on! | 1.3399 | 0.04059 | 203 | 145 | 47 | 11 |
763 | Why'd I bother taking the rubber bands off if you still won't hold my hand? | 1.3383 | 0.04202 | 201 | 146 | 42 | 13 |
764 | Tie your own shoes for a change. | 1.3371 | 0.04406 | 175 | 126 | 39 | 10 |
765 | Good luck trying to piss, genius. | 1.3371 | 0.04832 | 175 | 132 | 27 | 16 |
766 | I can't order lobster, but you can order ladyfingers? | 1.3369 | 0.04146 | 187 | 133 | 45 | 9 |
767 | Because "old Gypsy woman" is ageist, ethnically insensitive, and misogynistic, that's why I'm taking her side. | 1.3367 | 0.03751 | 196 | 145 | 40 | 11 |
768 | You should have thought about that before you made your last wish | 1.3367 | 0.04334 | 196 | 144 | 38 | 14 |
769 | I’m sorry I snapped. | 1.3351 | 0.04241 | 185 | 133 | 42 | 10 |
770 | No, you may not touch my nipples. | 1.3351 | 0.04471 | 191 | 142 | 34 | 15 |
771 | I caught you red handed Bob, it's over | 1.3351 | 0.04185 | 191 | 140 | 39 | 12 |
772 | Well, my nightmare is getting married somewhere OTHER than New England. | 1.3351 | 0.04017 | 191 | 135 | 48 | 8 |
773 | It's not you, I'm just not into holding hands in public. | 1.3351 | 0.04282 | 191 | 139 | 40 | 12 |
774 | Why can't you be more like your brother Ed with those sexy scissor-hands? | 1.3351 | 0.04346 | 191 | 140 | 38 | 13 |
775 | As your attorney, I want you to understand that you misunderstood me when I said that we need to replace the clause. | 1.3351 | 0.04533 | 191 | 143 | 32 | 16 |
776 | No I don't want to hold your Hand! | 1.3351 | 0.04218 | 191 | 138 | 42 | 11 |
777 | On your tindr profile, you had rubber bands on. | 1.3351 | 0.04409 | 191 | 141 | 36 | 14 |
778 | Stop telling me to get a grip. | 1.3351 | 0.04282 | 191 | 139 | 40 | 12 |
779 | The claws are impressive. Its the accent I don't get. | 1.3351 | 0.04218 | 191 | 138 | 42 | 11 |
780 | OK. Cured your finger snapping. Now we’ll work on your gum popping. | 1.3351 | 0.04282 | 191 | 139 | 40 | 12 |
781 | I told you that I was wearing a dress and YOU decide to wear shorts. | 1.3351 | 0.04282 | 191 | 139 | 40 | 12 |
782 | There's more to life than just being good in a pinch. | 1.3351 | 0.04533 | 191 | 143 | 32 | 16 |
783 | No I won’t pick your nose. | 1.3351 | 0.04085 | 191 | 136 | 46 | 9 |
784 | Claus is spelled CLAUS. Next year, I will order the costumes. | 1.3351 | 0.04282 | 191 | 139 | 40 | 12 |
785 | I said the theme was “Mobsters”! | 1.3351 | 0.04218 | 191 | 138 | 42 | 11 |
786 | Tell the Kafka Institute we want our money back. | 1.3351 | 0.04593 | 191 | 144 | 30 | 17 |
787 | But I am trying to break out of my shell. | 1.3351 | 0.04282 | 191 | 139 | 40 | 12 |
788 | NOT in your eharmony profile. | 1.3351 | 0.04346 | 191 | 140 | 38 | 13 |
789 | You just keep getting yourself into hot water, Paul. | 1.3351 | 0.04409 | 191 | 141 | 36 | 14 |
790 | My suggestion, skip ballet lessons and try Flamenco. | 1.3351 | 0.04346 | 191 | 140 | 38 | 13 |
791 | You're claws weren't the issue ... it was your stupid shorts. | 1.3351 | 0.04346 | 191 | 140 | 38 | 13 |
792 | How many times have I told you. You are what you eat | 1.3351 | 0.04346 | 191 | 140 | 38 | 13 |
793 | Mister Big Shot. Kafka, you had to say, who reads Kafka any more? | 1.3351 | 0.04533 | 191 | 143 | 32 | 16 |
794 | What now, a high two? | 1.3351 | 0.04152 | 191 | 137 | 44 | 10 |
795 | How can you even try to deny pinching our hostess's butt, when you were caught red-handed? | 1.3351 | 0.04218 | 191 | 138 | 42 | 11 |
796 | No way dude...I mean, if you were Johnny Depp I'd think about it, maybe. | 1.3351 | 0.04152 | 191 | 137 | 44 | 10 |
797 | If you think this means you never have to do the dishes again, think again mister. | 1.3351 | 0.04152 | 191 | 137 | 44 | 10 |
798 | How were you able to swipe right in the first place? | 1.3351 | 0.04017 | 191 | 135 | 48 | 8 |
799 | I just wanted to talk and you come out with your claws on. | 1.3351 | 0.04085 | 191 | 136 | 46 | 9 |
800 | We have to get you more out of your shell. | 1.3333 | 0.03970 | 189 | 133 | 49 | 7 |
801 | I'm so tired of your excuses for making me pay. | 1.3333 | 0.04357 | 186 | 136 | 38 | 12 |
802 | No, not even if you bathe in butter. | 1.3333 | 0.04222 | 186 | 134 | 42 | 10 |
803 | I suppose if you have them removed, they'll just grow back... | 1.3333 | 0.04222 | 186 | 134 | 42 | 10 |
804 | That's the third buffet we were thrown out of. | 1.3333 | 0.04211 | 189 | 139 | 38 | 12 |
805 | It’s that they’re orange. Who in their right mind wants to look orange? | 1.3333 | 0.04357 | 186 | 136 | 38 | 12 |
806 | Don’t get snappy with me, Mister! | 1.3333 | 0.04222 | 186 | 134 | 42 | 10 |
807 | Larry couldn't wait to get his claws on Jill, especially after she buttered him up a little. | 1.3333 | 0.04357 | 186 | 136 | 38 | 12 |
808 | I just get tired of the "butter wouldn't melt in your mouth" joke... | 1.3333 | 0.03466 | 186 | 139 | 38 | 9 |
809 | The rubber bands go right back on the next time you pinch someone again." | 1.3333 | 0.04222 | 186 | 134 | 42 | 10 |
810 | Try groping some woman now! | 1.3333 | 0.04357 | 186 | 136 | 38 | 12 |
811 | We’ve tried your specialists, now will you see a marine biologist ? | 1.3333 | 0.04290 | 186 | 135 | 40 | 11 |
812 | No, I will not wear a bib. | 1.3333 | 0.04357 | 186 | 136 | 38 | 12 |
813 | No honey, they weren’t wondering why you wore shorts. | 1.3333 | 0.04152 | 186 | 133 | 44 | 9 |
814 | So much for snap chat! | 1.3333 | 0.04679 | 186 | 141 | 28 | 17 |
815 | No, I'm steamed... | 1.3333 | 0.04244 | 189 | 137 | 41 | 11 |
816 | When you said in your profile you were really in to shellfish... you can imagine what I assumed. | 1.3333 | 0.04010 | 186 | 131 | 48 | 7 |
817 | I suppose you'll want your own pool now. | 1.3333 | 0.04152 | 186 | 133 | 44 | 9 |
818 | I told you that guy wasn’t a real dermatologist | 1.3333 | 0.04489 | 186 | 138 | 34 | 14 |
819 | You lost the key to the handcuffs, you couldn't untie the rope, and now this? | 1.3333 | 0.04290 | 186 | 135 | 40 | 11 |
820 | I'm not saying I would've swiped left, I just don't understand how you swiped right. | 1.3333 | 0.04290 | 186 | 135 | 40 | 11 |
821 | How was I supposed to know she really was a sorceress? | 1.3333 | 0.04424 | 186 | 137 | 36 | 13 |
822 | Don't you think you're being a little shellfish? | 1.3333 | 0.04290 | 186 | 135 | 40 | 11 |
823 | I’m not kink-shaming, I just don’t want to wear a bib. | 1.3333 | 0.04010 | 186 | 131 | 48 | 7 |
824 | For the last time Jason; the lobster mac and cheese was the special! She was not making fun of your claws! | 1.3333 | 0.04553 | 186 | 139 | 32 | 15 |
825 | Don't be silly, of course no one will notice. | 1.3333 | 0.04424 | 186 | 137 | 36 | 13 |
826 | No, Steve, you can’t just claw your way back into my life. | 1.3333 | 0.04357 | 186 | 136 | 38 | 12 |
827 | I don't care if it is a B52's concert, you aren't going dressed like that. | 1.3333 | 0.04489 | 186 | 138 | 34 | 14 |
828 | Well that's the last time we visit my parents without your rubber bands. | 1.3333 | 0.04290 | 186 | 135 | 40 | 11 |
829 | You knew we were meeting my parents for lunch, you couldn't have even put on pants? | 1.3333 | 0.04357 | 186 | 136 | 38 | 12 |
830 | That has got to be the most ironic Viagra side effect yet. | 1.3333 | 0.04222 | 186 | 134 | 42 | 10 |
831 | You look ridiculous in those shorts. | 1.3333 | 0.04357 | 186 | 136 | 38 | 12 |
832 | And now we are banned from pottery class too! | 1.3333 | 0.04357 | 186 | 136 | 38 | 12 |
833 | ... and how come everyone but you knows the Goldbergs keep kosher | 1.3333 | 0.04489 | 186 | 138 | 34 | 14 |
834 | I wish you wouldn't be so shellfish. | 1.3333 | 0.04357 | 186 | 136 | 38 | 12 |
835 | I love you, Roger, but the pinching has to stop. | 1.3333 | 0.04489 | 186 | 138 | 34 | 14 |
836 | For the last time I said that I loved Lobster tails. | 1.3333 | 0.04290 | 186 | 135 | 40 | 11 |
837 | I know your profile said you're from Maine but this was a surprise. | 1.3333 | 0.04424 | 186 | 137 | 36 | 13 |
838 | Walking shorts and a pullover, you call that dressing up? | 1.3333 | 0.04152 | 186 | 133 | 44 | 9 |
839 | Well dirty boy, when we get home what do you say I draw a nice hot bath for you. | 1.3333 | 0.04290 | 186 | 135 | 40 | 11 |
840 | Well I can tell you this Mister; the elastics are going back on! | 1.3333 | 0.04357 | 186 | 136 | 38 | 12 |
841 | I notice you never pick up the check | 1.3333 | 0.03937 | 186 | 130 | 50 | 6 |
842 | Yeah, I'm the one who's always crabby. | 1.3333 | 0.04679 | 186 | 141 | 28 | 17 |
843 | I told you not to trust any surgeon for your carpal tunnel syndrome! | 1.3333 | 0.04082 | 186 | 132 | 46 | 8 |
844 | They were on sale?? That's all you have to say? | 1.3333 | 0.04222 | 186 | 134 | 42 | 10 |
845 | Look, it's not you. It's me and my allergies. | 1.3316 | 0.04134 | 187 | 134 | 44 | 9 |
846 | Take them off. That's only cool in Boston. | 1.3315 | 0.04106 | 184 | 131 | 45 | 8 |
847 | I'm sure this is another excuse for not touching me | 1.3315 | 0.04386 | 184 | 135 | 37 | 12 |
848 | You really don’t understand why we can’t go to third base??? | 1.3315 | 0.04453 | 184 | 136 | 35 | 13 |
849 | It not the claws that bother me. It’s all the mercury. | 1.3315 | 0.04178 | 184 | 132 | 43 | 9 |
850 | The kids are expecting Santa Claus, not Lobster Claws, you boob! | 1.3315 | 0.04386 | 184 | 135 | 37 | 12 |
851 | Sorry! Still no excuse for leaving the toilet seat up. | 1.3315 | 0.04249 | 184 | 133 | 41 | 10 |
852 | ...and don't start sidestepping! | 1.3315 | 0.04142 | 184 | 134 | 40 | 10 |
853 | It is not going to help us get a table. | 1.3315 | 0.04106 | 184 | 131 | 45 | 8 |
854 | You and your allergies. | 1.3315 | 0.04249 | 184 | 133 | 41 | 10 |
855 | Of course they are sore... | 1.3314 | 0.04318 | 175 | 126 | 40 | 9 |
856 | Porn Addiction Recovery | 1.3314 | 0.04541 | 175 | 129 | 34 | 12 |
857 | Sure, I was interested—when I thought you said ‘part mobster.’ | 1.3314 | 0.04468 | 175 | 128 | 36 | 11 |
858 | Why would you think I'm just trying to butter you up? | 1.3314 | 0.04393 | 175 | 127 | 38 | 10 |
859 | Maine men are the worst; you'll latch on to anyone. | 1.3314 | 0.04468 | 175 | 128 | 36 | 11 |
860 | You shellfish bastard. | 1.3314 | 0.04393 | 175 | 127 | 38 | 10 |
861 | There's no such thing as Lobsterman. | 1.3314 | 0.04318 | 175 | 126 | 40 | 9 |
862 | Beautiful wife, enormous mansion...why did you waste your third wish on lobster hands? | 1.3314 | 0.04163 | 175 | 124 | 44 | 7 |
863 | That's it. I'm done online dating. | 1.3314 | 0.04393 | 175 | 127 | 38 | 10 |
864 | And you still haven’t clawed your way to the top? | 1.3314 | 0.04318 | 175 | 126 | 40 | 9 |
865 | So sleep with the fishes, not me. | 1.3314 | 0.04468 | 175 | 128 | 36 | 11 |
866 | I just wish you'd stop molting. | 1.3314 | 0.03659 | 175 | 128 | 40 | 7 |
867 | I just don't see "Lobster-Man" as a viable superhero. | 1.3314 | 0.03961 | 175 | 124 | 45 | 6 |
868 | I thought you said, "Claud." | 1.3314 | 0.04753 | 175 | 132 | 28 | 15 |
869 | You’re shellfish. | 1.3314 | 0.04612 | 175 | 130 | 32 | 13 |
870 | Don’t you dare try to butter me up | 1.3314 | 0.04683 | 175 | 131 | 30 | 14 |
871 | You never want to hold hands | 1.3314 | 0.04393 | 175 | 127 | 38 | 10 |
872 | This is why I don't take you nice places. | 1.3314 | 0.04393 | 175 | 127 | 38 | 10 |
873 | I don't like having them pinched! | 1.3314 | 0.04541 | 175 | 129 | 34 | 12 |
874 | Well that was un-clawed for. | 1.3314 | 0.04612 | 175 | 130 | 32 | 13 |
875 | You’re just too shellfish, Brad. | 1.3314 | 0.04541 | 175 | 129 | 34 | 12 |
876 | And don't come crawling back. | 1.3314 | 0.04318 | 175 | 126 | 40 | 9 |
877 | Those shorts make you look like a dork. | 1.3297 | 0.04204 | 182 | 131 | 42 | 9 |
878 | I want "pinchy-pinchy-pinchy" out of your vocabulary. | 1.3297 | 0.04346 | 182 | 133 | 38 | 11 |
879 | You would think that you could pick up a check once in awhile. | 1.3297 | 0.04168 | 182 | 133 | 39 | 10 |
880 | Let's see if you can control yourself without the rubber bands. | 1.3297 | 0.04131 | 182 | 130 | 44 | 8 |
881 | You're just shellfish! | 1.3297 | 0.04240 | 182 | 134 | 37 | 11 |
882 | What I just did for you in that restroom will haunt me forever. | 1.3297 | 0.04551 | 182 | 136 | 32 | 14 |
883 | Seems like a pretty lame excuse to not cuddle. | 1.3297 | 0.04131 | 182 | 130 | 44 | 8 |
884 | You could have asked for the tail. | 1.3297 | 0.04204 | 182 | 131 | 42 | 9 |
885 | It's not going to be much of a relationship if I have to tie your shoes every time. | 1.3297 | 0.04204 | 182 | 131 | 42 | 9 |
886 | All I'm saying is that I think you should have mentioned that you used to work in Fukushima in your profile. | 1.3297 | 0.04276 | 182 | 132 | 40 | 10 |
887 | How can I expect you to be "more hands-on" when you're so shellfish. | 1.3297 | 0.04551 | 182 | 136 | 32 | 14 |
888 | Pinch me one more time and I’ll have those claws wired shut! | 1.3297 | 0.04276 | 182 | 132 | 40 | 10 |
889 | It's obvious you didn't catch it from me. | 1.3297 | 0.04346 | 182 | 133 | 38 | 11 |
890 | I just feel like you’re constantly snapping at me. | 1.3297 | 0.04276 | 182 | 132 | 40 | 10 |
891 | So, you're transitioning into a crustacean? | 1.3297 | 0.04346 | 182 | 133 | 38 | 11 |
892 | I get it John, you want to move back to Maine | 1.3297 | 0.04204 | 182 | 131 | 42 | 9 |
893 | Don’t pretend you’ve never heard it before: You’re a shellfish lover. | 1.3297 | 0.04276 | 182 | 132 | 40 | 10 |
894 | I keep texting you and texting you. No reply. Don’t tell me you never got them! | 1.3297 | 0.04484 | 182 | 135 | 34 | 13 |
895 | He has to stop referring to me as his “Maine squeeze”. | 1.3297 | 0.04019 | 182 | 131 | 43 | 8 |
896 | Your shoplifting days are over. | 1.3297 | 0.04131 | 182 | 130 | 44 | 8 |
897 | If I ever get another chance, I'm gonna kiss an enchanted frog! | 1.3297 | 0.04204 | 182 | 131 | 42 | 9 |
898 | I told you my Mom is allergic to shellfish, but you just had to hug her. | 1.3297 | 0.03981 | 182 | 128 | 48 | 6 |
899 | I don’t care if everyone in your family, genus, AND phylum mates for life; I want a divorce! | 1.3297 | 0.04346 | 182 | 133 | 38 | 11 |
900 | I said keep your claws off of me. | 1.3297 | 0.04276 | 182 | 132 | 40 | 10 |
901 | I wanted pizza, but, no, you had to try the new seafood place doing molecular gastronomy. | 1.3297 | 0.04551 | 182 | 136 | 32 | 14 |
902 | I'm boiling mad! | 1.3297 | 0.04551 | 182 | 136 | 32 | 14 |
903 | Now I see why you chose a headshot for your Tinder profile | 1.3297 | 0.04484 | 182 | 135 | 34 | 13 |
904 | You can't just claw your way to the top. | 1.3297 | 0.04204 | 182 | 131 | 42 | 9 |
905 | ``We should have left as soon as they brought out the bibs and butter sauce.'' | 1.3297 | 0.03943 | 182 | 130 | 45 | 7 |
906 | I could replace you with a nutcracker. | 1.3297 | 0.04484 | 182 | 135 | 34 | 13 |
907 | Look on the bright side, at least you can crack walnuts. | 1.3297 | 0.04346 | 182 | 133 | 38 | 11 |
908 | You are just a shell of the man you used to be. | 1.3297 | 0.04415 | 182 | 134 | 36 | 12 |
909 | Are you sure you won’t see The Nutcracker with me? | 1.3297 | 0.04415 | 182 | 134 | 36 | 12 |
910 | We can’t compromise on this, the claws are just as bad as the whole suit. | 1.3297 | 0.04415 | 182 | 134 | 36 | 12 |
911 | Are you sure the dinner invitation said to just bring yourself and a big pot? | 1.3297 | 0.04617 | 182 | 137 | 30 | 15 |
912 | Hearing ‘he looks half-mobster and may be a bit selfish’ raised red flags, but I should've paid closer attention. | 1.3278 | 0.04375 | 180 | 132 | 37 | 11 |
913 | So what, we’ll just never go bowling? | 1.3278 | 0.04445 | 180 | 133 | 35 | 12 |
914 | You know, what was funny in college is less so now that you're Secretary of Defense. | 1.3278 | 0.04445 | 180 | 133 | 35 | 12 |
915 | How can you be so shellfish? | 1.3278 | 0.04445 | 180 | 133 | 35 | 12 |
916 | I can only imagine what Seinfeld would do with this. | 1.3278 | 0.04445 | 180 | 133 | 35 | 12 |
917 | When your profile said you'd clawed your way up I didn't think you were being so literal. | 1.3272 | 0.04578 | 162 | 121 | 30 | 11 |
918 | Thats the last time you're going to embarrass me with that 'she's already tried the lobster' joke. | 1.3260 | 0.04354 | 181 | 133 | 37 | 11 |
919 | Must you insist on salt water at every restaurant? | 1.3260 | 0.04211 | 181 | 131 | 41 | 9 |
920 | Frankly, I'd prefer you bit your nails. | 1.3260 | 0.04137 | 181 | 130 | 43 | 8 |
921 | Every time I criticize you, you snap back. | 1.3260 | 0.04211 | 181 | 131 | 41 | 9 |
922 | Pinch me in public again and I'll boil you. | 1.3260 | 0.04561 | 181 | 136 | 31 | 14 |
923 | Halloween is not one of the High Holidays, Steve. And shellfish?! | 1.3260 | 0.04493 | 181 | 135 | 33 | 13 |
924 | I never should have taken off the rubber bands. | 1.3260 | 0.04319 | 181 | 135 | 34 | 12 |
925 | I know you're self-conscious, but for the last time you do not need a nose job! | 1.3260 | 0.04100 | 181 | 132 | 40 | 9 |
926 | They warned you the plate was hot. | 1.3260 | 0.04211 | 181 | 131 | 41 | 9 |
927 | I completely misunderstood the ‘clause’ in the pre-nup.” | 1.3260 | 0.04354 | 181 | 133 | 37 | 11 |
928 | What I need most is you treat me with a pair of kid gloves. | 1.3260 | 0.04424 | 181 | 134 | 35 | 12 |
929 | Look - Crocs were ugly but practical. Your invention... not so much. | 1.3260 | 0.04493 | 181 | 135 | 33 | 13 |
930 | Marry someone with soft hands," Mom said. But,would I listen | 1.3260 | 0.04137 | 181 | 130 | 43 | 8 |
931 | I thought you were being metaphorical in your dating profile, when you said you clawed your way to the top. | 1.3260 | 0.04137 | 181 | 130 | 43 | 8 |
932 | You're not touching me without wearing your rubber bands! | 1.3260 | 0.03947 | 181 | 130 | 44 | 7 |
933 | I like visiting your mom - but your dad's such a crab... | 1.3260 | 0.04493 | 181 | 135 | 33 | 13 |
934 | I should have left you in the tank | 1.3260 | 0.04424 | 181 | 134 | 35 | 12 |
935 | You're not getting those things anywhere near my clam! | 1.3260 | 0.04628 | 181 | 137 | 29 | 15 |
936 | I can't believe you said I trapped you. | 1.3260 | 0.04354 | 181 | 133 | 37 | 11 |
937 | I GET it! You're from Maine. | 1.3260 | 0.04354 | 181 | 133 | 37 | 11 |
938 | I say one little thing, and your claws come out! | 1.3260 | 0.04493 | 181 | 135 | 33 | 13 |
939 | So your third wish was to have giant lobster claws? | 1.3260 | 0.04354 | 181 | 133 | 37 | 11 |
940 | Couldn't you tell she was just buttering you up? | 1.3260 | 0.04211 | 181 | 131 | 41 | 9 |
941 | IF we ever try that again, wear your octopus hands! | 1.3260 | 0.04628 | 181 | 137 | 29 | 15 |
942 | I know they mean a lot to you, I just wish you didn't have to always wear them every time we go out. | 1.3260 | 0.04024 | 181 | 131 | 42 | 8 |
943 | I know I said I wanted someone of mixed parentage. | 1.3260 | 0.04100 | 181 | 132 | 40 | 9 |
944 | I should have married Eddie Scissorhands. | 1.3260 | 0.04561 | 181 | 136 | 31 | 14 |
945 | Don't worry my Dermatologist has seen everything" | 1.3260 | 0.04628 | 181 | 137 | 29 | 15 |
946 | And after the Hell you gave me for cutting my hair short. | 1.3260 | 0.04283 | 181 | 132 | 39 | 10 |
947 | Look, they caught you red-handed, so as your counsel I say we accept the plea offer. | 1.3260 | 0.04283 | 181 | 132 | 39 | 10 |
948 | ‘Good in a pinch’ isn’t good enough. | 1.3260 | 0.04493 | 181 | 135 | 33 | 13 |
949 | Now both of us are crabby. | 1.3260 | 0.04283 | 181 | 132 | 39 | 10 |
950 | Don't lie to me. I caught you . . . well, you know. | 1.3260 | 0.04424 | 181 | 134 | 35 | 12 |
951 | What do you mean, ‘playful pinching’ is in your DNA? | 1.3260 | 0.04137 | 181 | 130 | 43 | 8 |
952 | Over time her crabbiness really began to grow on him. | 1.3260 | 0.04283 | 181 | 132 | 39 | 10 |
953 | Really? You didn't think "I have lobster claws for hands" was worth mentioning in your Tinder bio? | 1.3260 | 0.04354 | 181 | 133 | 37 | 11 |
954 | My ex was hung like a horse. | 1.3258 | 0.04475 | 178 | 132 | 34 | 12 |
955 | Becky's text said "mobster." "Ooh! Exciting!" I thought. | 1.3258 | 0.04404 | 178 | 131 | 36 | 11 |
956 | Touch me and you will be baked and stuffed in no time. | 1.3258 | 0.04331 | 178 | 130 | 38 | 10 |
957 | And don't think I didn't notice you eyeing that woman with the large dorsal fin. | 1.3258 | 0.04475 | 178 | 132 | 34 | 12 |
958 | 0h come on now, your name can’t really be Claude. | 1.3258 | 0.04331 | 178 | 130 | 38 | 10 |
959 | Stop complaining, Harold, they're a valid stipulation of the restraining order. | 1.3258 | 0.04404 | 178 | 131 | 36 | 11 |
960 | Caught you red handed! | 1.3258 | 0.04404 | 178 | 131 | 36 | 11 |
961 | You grow a tail and we’re through. | 1.3258 | 0.04404 | 178 | 131 | 36 | 11 |
962 | I said get dressed for dinner not dress "as" dinner Harold. | 1.3258 | 0.04404 | 178 | 131 | 36 | 11 |
963 | I swear, Ted, I thought you were mature enough to go out without your rubber bands. | 1.3258 | 0.04404 | 178 | 131 | 36 | 11 |
964 | Would it kill you to dress up before meeting my parents? | 1.3258 | 0.04475 | 178 | 132 | 34 | 12 |
965 | For the millionth time, you're my Maine man! | 1.3258 | 0.04404 | 178 | 131 | 36 | 11 |
966 | Jazz hands were fine! I should never have said a word. | 1.3258 | 0.04182 | 178 | 128 | 42 | 8 |
967 | Quit asking me what I'd do in a pinch! | 1.3258 | 0.04105 | 178 | 127 | 44 | 7 |
968 | One more time,. and it's the rubber bands! | 1.3258 | 0.04475 | 178 | 132 | 34 | 12 |
969 | When I say "Keep your hands off me!" don't ask why. | 1.3258 | 0.04404 | 178 | 131 | 36 | 11 |
970 | Your little stunt just got us permanently banned from all Red Lobsters. | 1.3258 | 0.04331 | 178 | 130 | 38 | 10 |
971 | You could at least try reaching for the bill. | 1.3258 | 0.04144 | 178 | 130 | 39 | 9 |
972 | You should have known the party required tails. | 1.3258 | 0.04404 | 178 | 131 | 36 | 11 |
973 | Now who's being crabby? | 1.3258 | 0.04404 | 178 | 131 | 36 | 11 |
974 | You’re telling me you read ALL the possible side effects before you take your medicine? | 1.3258 | 0.04546 | 178 | 133 | 32 | 13 |
975 | If you don't want to hold my hand, you can just say so. | 1.3258 | 0.04105 | 178 | 127 | 44 | 7 |
976 | This isn't working. I don't care how much of a "catch" you are! | 1.3258 | 0.04404 | 178 | 131 | 36 | 11 |
977 | I don't care if we get free butter at the bodega, take them off. | 1.3258 | 0.04475 | 178 | 132 | 34 | 12 |
978 | Why didn't you TELL me you had a shellfish allergy? | 1.3258 | 0.04404 | 178 | 131 | 36 | 11 |
979 | Well you told me to wear something snappy... | 1.3258 | 0.04257 | 178 | 129 | 40 | 9 |
980 | Mother warned me you would never change. | 1.3258 | 0.04257 | 178 | 129 | 40 | 9 |
981 | I can’t believe you wore shorts to the party! Didn’t you notice everyone staring? | 1.3258 | 0.04475 | 178 | 132 | 34 | 12 |
982 | Admit it, Steve - I caught you redhanded. | 1.3258 | 0.04475 | 178 | 132 | 34 | 12 |
983 | We need to think of something that will make you stand out ... something that can make you seem unique on these college applications | 1.3258 | 0.04546 | 178 | 133 | 32 | 13 |
984 | You didn’t need to snap at my mother. | 1.3258 | 0.04331 | 178 | 130 | 38 | 10 |
985 | I suppose it’s an improvement, Edward. | 1.3258 | 0.04546 | 178 | 133 | 32 | 13 |
986 | Mrs. Newberg is not amused. | 1.3258 | 0.04182 | 178 | 128 | 42 | 8 |
987 | I just don't see why your mom had to snap at me like that. | 1.3258 | 0.03825 | 178 | 131 | 39 | 8 |
988 | Can we walk sideways for once?? | 1.3258 | 0.04546 | 178 | 133 | 32 | 13 |
989 | Most people only have to get their cat declawed. | 1.3258 | 0.04404 | 178 | 131 | 36 | 11 |
990 | I thought you said you got a job AT Red Lobster, not a job AS a red lobster. | 1.3258 | 0.04546 | 178 | 133 | 32 | 13 |
991 | I keep telling you, “Never wash your hands with hot water,” but do you listen? | 1.3258 | 0.04615 | 178 | 134 | 30 | 14 |
992 | I thought your dating profile said selfish, not shellfish” | 1.3258 | 0.04546 | 178 | 133 | 32 | 13 |
993 | Even if you were hungry, you shouldn’t have told the genie “I want lobster claws!” | 1.3257 | 0.04671 | 175 | 132 | 29 | 14 |
994 | So this is how you plan to claw your way to the top? | 1.3257 | 0.04305 | 175 | 127 | 39 | 9 |
995 | The last guy I dated was such an octopus. | 1.3257 | 0.04228 | 175 | 126 | 41 | 8 |
996 | If you want me to be responsible for my own orgasms, just say so. | 1.3257 | 0.04381 | 175 | 128 | 37 | 10 |
997 | I'm NOT buttering you up! | 1.3257 | 0.04671 | 175 | 132 | 29 | 14 |
998 | No I'm not being crabby, you're being crabby! | 1.3257 | 0.04809 | 175 | 134 | 25 | 16 |
999 | I didn't know he was your cousin." | 1.3257 | 0.04305 | 175 | 127 | 39 | 9 |
1000 | We should've never bought the generic fish oil pills. | 1.3257 | 0.04600 | 175 | 131 | 31 | 13 |
1001 | Day one of the worst honeymoon ever. | 1.3257 | 0.04381 | 175 | 128 | 37 | 10 |
1002 | My profile specified strictly kosher. | 1.3257 | 0.04600 | 175 | 131 | 31 | 13 |
1003 | The claws are bad enough. But those horrid shorts! | 1.3257 | 0.04455 | 175 | 129 | 35 | 11 |
1004 | Wouldn't it be a lot less weird just to wear a "Proud to be a Mainer" T-shirt? | 1.3257 | 0.04305 | 175 | 127 | 39 | 9 |
1005 | You’re quite a catch, but I wonder sometimes whether you’re a keeper. | 1.3257 | 0.04528 | 175 | 130 | 33 | 12 |
1006 | Once again, your claws have gotten you into hot water. | 1.3257 | 0.04381 | 175 | 128 | 37 | 10 |
1007 | Yes, I don't notice your receding hairline as much. | 1.3257 | 0.04228 | 175 | 126 | 41 | 8 |
1008 | If you forget your rubber bands again, you're history. | 1.3257 | 0.04741 | 175 | 133 | 27 | 15 |
1009 | I'm just saying that it would have been nice to mention in your tinder profile | 1.3257 | 0.04228 | 175 | 126 | 41 | 8 |
1010 | I just don't understand why you won't wear the tail. | 1.3257 | 0.04455 | 175 | 129 | 35 | 11 |
1011 | Told you your hands needed sunscreen too. | 1.3257 | 0.04528 | 175 | 130 | 33 | 12 |
1012 | You did it again Larry, you got crabs and now I have to go get tested. | 1.3257 | 0.04671 | 175 | 132 | 29 | 14 |
1013 | I don't know what it is, you've just been acting really crabby lately. | 1.3257 | 0.04381 | 175 | 131 | 34 | 10 |
1014 | Who is she trying to impress with all that butter and lemon? | 1.3257 | 0.04150 | 175 | 125 | 43 | 7 |
1015 | I warned your sister I shouldn't hold the baby. | 1.3257 | 0.04455 | 175 | 129 | 35 | 11 |
1016 | and you wonder why I'm in a crabby mood?! | 1.3257 | 0.04305 | 175 | 127 | 39 | 9 |
1017 | God, what is up with you damn Kafkas. | 1.3257 | 0.04381 | 175 | 128 | 37 | 10 |
1018 | I'm sorry - when I said I was excited to meet a lobsterman I was expecting something different. | 1.3257 | 0.04305 | 175 | 127 | 39 | 9 |
1019 | Don’t apologize. You are literally spineless. | 1.3257 | 0.04305 | 175 | 127 | 39 | 9 |
1020 | I, Claudius | 1.3257 | 0.04455 | 175 | 129 | 35 | 11 |
1021 | I wish I"d never taken off your rubber bands. | 1.3257 | 0.04228 | 175 | 126 | 41 | 8 |
1022 | Yes, Sebastian, sometimes I do have regrets. | 1.3257 | 0.04381 | 175 | 128 | 37 | 10 |
1023 | You'll always be a bottom feeder, Frank! | 1.3257 | 0.04150 | 175 | 125 | 43 | 7 |
1024 | Yes you’re “walking and talking” but the hospital’s 3D printer still has bugs! | 1.3257 | 0.04809 | 175 | 134 | 25 | 16 |
1025 | And if you try that again you won't like what happens to another body part. | 1.3257 | 0.04741 | 175 | 133 | 27 | 15 |
1026 | Yes, my issue with your mother IS the cross species divide. | 1.3257 | 0.04528 | 175 | 130 | 33 | 12 |
1027 | You can't claw your way out this time. I caught you red handed. | 1.3257 | 0.04228 | 175 | 126 | 41 | 8 |
1028 | If they ask how we met, let me do the talking. | 1.3257 | 0.04150 | 175 | 125 | 43 | 7 |
1029 | You have serious issues with letting things go. | 1.3257 | 0.04381 | 175 | 128 | 37 | 10 |
1030 | ... and if you touch me again, I'll change another part of your anatomy! | 1.3257 | 0.04528 | 175 | 130 | 33 | 12 |
1031 | I knew Santa Claus, and those are not Santa's claws. | 1.3257 | 0.04305 | 175 | 127 | 39 | 9 |
1032 | So when you meet my parents, it's fist pumps or hugs only. Are we clear? | 1.3257 | 0.04150 | 175 | 125 | 43 | 7 |
1033 | I don't know, John. There's something fishy about the whole thing. | 1.3257 | 0.04600 | 175 | 131 | 31 | 13 |
1034 | Just because something is on sale, doesn’t mean you should buy it. | 1.3257 | 0.04455 | 175 | 129 | 35 | 11 |
1035 | Never date a guy named Kafka. | 1.3257 | 0.04528 | 175 | 130 | 33 | 12 |
1036 | No, muggers won’t be a problem, but if we meet an octopus you’re going to be in trouble. | 1.3257 | 0.04381 | 175 | 128 | 37 | 10 |
1037 | Nobody cares if you are from Maine. | 1.3257 | 0.04381 | 175 | 128 | 37 | 10 |
1038 | After Edward Scissorhands you’d think I’d learn. But nooo.... | 1.3257 | 0.04381 | 175 | 128 | 37 | 10 |
1039 | Pinch me again and I’ll boil you alive! | 1.3257 | 0.04228 | 175 | 126 | 41 | 8 |
1040 | This is not what I meant by "evolving". | 1.3257 | 0.04228 | 175 | 126 | 41 | 8 |
1041 | Your dating profile had been appealing when you stated that you weren't a micro-managing, hands-on guy. | 1.3257 | 0.04381 | 175 | 128 | 37 | 10 |
1042 | I still can't believe you were able to put that shirt on. | 1.3257 | 0.04381 | 175 | 128 | 37 | 10 |
1043 | My friends warned me that you were shellfish, but I guess I chose not to see it. | 1.3257 | 0.04600 | 175 | 131 | 31 | 13 |
1044 | I get that it's a medical condition, but I just want to go bowling sometimes! | 1.3257 | 0.04455 | 175 | 129 | 35 | 11 |
1045 | A dentist! That's what you decided as a profession? | 1.3257 | 0.04671 | 175 | 132 | 29 | 14 |
1046 | I'm tired of watching you try to claw your way to the top. | 1.3257 | 0.04070 | 175 | 129 | 37 | 9 |
1047 | You say you it wasn't a pinch. I say it was a pinch. | 1.3257 | 0.04228 | 175 | 126 | 41 | 8 |
1048 | Really? That’s how you think you can claw your way to the top? | 1.3242 | 0.04263 | 182 | 133 | 39 | 10 |
1049 | If you weren't such a great back scratcher I would leave you | 1.3240 | 0.04237 | 179 | 130 | 40 | 9 |
1050 | For God’s sake, Henry, give it a rest. You’re never getting into dental school. | 1.3240 | 0.04311 | 179 | 131 | 38 | 10 |
1051 | That waitress was really buttering you up! | 1.3240 | 0.04524 | 179 | 134 | 32 | 13 |
1052 | Couldn't you have just settled for the Maine t-shirt instead? | 1.3240 | 0.04311 | 179 | 131 | 38 | 10 |
1053 | I'll just *bet* that slut Suzanne "loves claw meat"! | 1.3240 | 0.04383 | 179 | 132 | 36 | 11 |
1054 | I've gotta be honest, when the app asked if I was open to dating half-animals, I was at least expecting a centaur or a satyr. | 1.3239 | 0.04360 | 176 | 129 | 37 | 10 |
1055 | Yes, I did say 'claws for concern.' | 1.3239 | 0.04433 | 176 | 130 | 35 | 11 |
1056 | At least Edward Scissorhands could cut hair well. | 1.3239 | 0.04433 | 176 | 130 | 35 | 11 |
1057 | Well, I thought it wouldn't kill you to at least try to pick up the check. | 1.3239 | 0.04130 | 176 | 126 | 43 | 7 |
1058 | Sure, but when's the last time you actually crushed a mollusk? | 1.3239 | 0.04433 | 176 | 130 | 35 | 11 |
1059 | It is NOT "just like The Little Mermaid." | 1.3239 | 0.04285 | 176 | 128 | 39 | 9 |
1060 | Don’t touch me! | 1.3239 | 0.04360 | 176 | 129 | 37 | 10 |
1061 | ... and every time you made that annoying clacking sound with your fingers, the Rosenthals just looked at each other. | 1.3239 | 0.04506 | 176 | 131 | 33 | 12 |
1062 | The last guy I dated was a total octopus. Now this! | 1.3239 | 0.04578 | 176 | 132 | 31 | 13 |
1063 | At this point in our relationship I don’t care how stupid you look. You just better pay very close attention when you get into that voting booth and don’t click “Trump” by mistake. | 1.3239 | 0.04506 | 176 | 131 | 33 | 12 |
1064 | I applaud your support for sustainable lobster fishing, but couldn't you have just worn the t-shirt? | 1.3239 | 0.04360 | 176 | 129 | 37 | 10 |
1065 | You can't claw your way out of this one, Jeffery | 1.3239 | 0.04506 | 176 | 131 | 33 | 12 |
1066 | I can't believe you're wearing jorts. | 1.3239 | 0.04433 | 176 | 130 | 35 | 11 |
1067 | Foreplay is out of the question | 1.3239 | 0.04208 | 176 | 127 | 41 | 8 |
1068 | Please tell me this is the last of your elaborate ploys to avoid helping around the house! | 1.3239 | 0.04130 | 176 | 126 | 43 | 7 |
1069 | Easy for you to say, "get a grip." | 1.3239 | 0.04208 | 176 | 127 | 41 | 8 |
1070 | It’s always two steps sideways and one step back in this relationship. | 1.3239 | 0.04208 | 176 | 127 | 41 | 8 |
1071 | What happened to your rubber bands THIS time? | 1.3239 | 0.04648 | 176 | 133 | 29 | 14 |
1072 | My profile says that I like hot tubs, butter, and Maine vacations, and you swiped right? | 1.3239 | 0.04433 | 176 | 130 | 35 | 11 |
1073 | Oh sure, it's fun for you, but just stay away from my nipples. | 1.3220 | 0.04412 | 177 | 131 | 35 | 11 |
1074 | I thought you were getting a tattoo! | 1.3220 | 0.04694 | 177 | 135 | 27 | 15 |
1075 | But nooooo, you just had to eat that GMO crab meat! | 1.3218 | 0.04235 | 174 | 126 | 40 | 8 |
1076 | I warned you the #Me Too movement has methods of revenge. | 1.3218 | 0.04312 | 174 | 127 | 38 | 9 |
1077 | It’s a good thing you’re not the President. | 1.3218 | 0.04752 | 174 | 133 | 26 | 15 |
1078 | Why do you always have to call attention to yourself when we go out? I told you that wearing shorts in October would make you too conspicuous. | 1.3218 | 0.04312 | 174 | 127 | 38 | 9 |
1079 | Look who's calling who crabby! | 1.3218 | 0.04235 | 174 | 126 | 40 | 8 |
1080 | The claws I can live with, but the butter and garlic cologne is a dealbreaker! | 1.3218 | 0.04682 | 174 | 132 | 28 | 14 |
1081 | Seriously, you need me to spell it out? | 1.3218 | 0.04075 | 174 | 124 | 44 | 6 |
1082 | Take off the gloves, Bob. Why can't you just say 'I'm allergic to shellfish,' like everyone else does?! | 1.3218 | 0.04538 | 174 | 130 | 32 | 12 |
1083 | It’s inappropriate for Yom Kippur. | 1.3218 | 0.04464 | 174 | 129 | 34 | 11 |
1084 | Stop cracking your knuckles. | 1.3218 | 0.04464 | 174 | 129 | 34 | 11 |
1085 | I thought he said, "Do you agree to the clause?" | 1.3218 | 0.04389 | 174 | 128 | 36 | 10 |
1086 | Damn it Winston... Get this through your thick head. I ‘m the one who takes off my bra from now on, and that’s final. | 1.3218 | 0.04538 | 174 | 130 | 32 | 12 |
1087 | Fine, if butter makes you nervous, don't eat it. But don't expect me to give it up. | 1.3218 | 0.04464 | 174 | 129 | 34 | 11 |
1088 | I know you don't like to wear them, but would it kill you to remember your rubber bands the next time you meet one of my friends? | 1.3218 | 0.04312 | 174 | 127 | 38 | 9 |
1089 | It offered us three wishes, and you still threw it in the pot! | 1.3218 | 0.04389 | 174 | 128 | 36 | 10 |
1090 | I'm sorry. It's just that when you told me about your mutant super power, I kind of pictured you as Wolverine. | 1.3218 | 0.04464 | 174 | 129 | 34 | 11 |
1091 | I sense a trap. | 1.3218 | 0.04389 | 174 | 128 | 36 | 10 |
1092 | Louis, I was so embarrassed when everyone was staring at us. I told you not to wear shorts to dinner! | 1.3218 | 0.04389 | 174 | 128 | 36 | 10 |
1093 | Seafood allergy! Who knew? | 1.3218 | 0.04312 | 174 | 127 | 38 | 9 |
1094 | This was not what I was expecting from your dating profile comment ‘native of Maine’. | 1.3218 | 0.04610 | 174 | 131 | 30 | 13 |
1095 | Well, I guess it's better than you having crabs. | 1.3216 | 0.04440 | 171 | 126 | 35 | 10 |
1096 | I told you to stop being so crabby! | 1.3216 | 0.04362 | 171 | 125 | 37 | 9 |
1097 | I told you to use sunscreen. | 1.3216 | 0.04362 | 171 | 125 | 37 | 9 |
1098 | I thought you'd be happy that I finally came out of the clawsit. | 1.3216 | 0.04667 | 171 | 129 | 29 | 13 |
1099 | You DON’T ask for a piece of tail! | 1.3216 | 0.03948 | 171 | 125 | 39 | 7 |
1100 | $300 for the biggest lobster they had just so you could wear the claws? Really? | 1.3198 | 0.04341 | 172 | 126 | 37 | 9 |
1101 | We're not buying the hot tub. | 1.3198 | 0.04643 | 172 | 130 | 29 | 13 |
1102 | I know you are angry at the rabbi but don't you think you are taking this a bit too far? | 1.3198 | 0.04099 | 172 | 123 | 43 | 6 |
1103 | You're not touching me with those things tonight. | 1.3198 | 0.04569 | 172 | 129 | 31 | 12 |
1104 | So the old ‘can’t get to my wallet’ bit strikes again. | 1.3198 | 0.04261 | 172 | 125 | 39 | 8 |
1105 | I just wanted to look different. Everyone has a beard these days. | 1.3198 | 0.04418 | 172 | 127 | 35 | 10 |
1106 | Hard to believe I thought you were quite a catch all those years ago. | 1.3198 | 0.04569 | 172 | 129 | 31 | 12 |
1107 | I dunno. Scissorhands at least would have been useful! | 1.3198 | 0.04261 | 172 | 125 | 39 | 8 |
1108 | You know what they say about big hands. | 1.3198 | 0.04261 | 172 | 125 | 39 | 8 |
1109 | I’m just going to pop in and grab a couple of pounds of butter for after the surgery. | 1.3198 | 0.04341 | 172 | 126 | 37 | 9 |
1110 | It's not you, I just don't like back rubs. | 1.3198 | 0.04341 | 172 | 126 | 37 | 9 |
1111 | I can't believe you think I am crabby. | 1.3198 | 0.04494 | 172 | 128 | 33 | 11 |
1112 | OK it was funny the first time you pinched me. | 1.3198 | 0.04494 | 172 | 128 | 33 | 11 |
1113 | No, I'm not really into holding hands and long walks on the beach. | 1.3198 | 0.04341 | 172 | 126 | 37 | 9 |
1114 | No, you said, "Look at these huge claws, that means something else must be pretty big." | 1.3198 | 0.04341 | 172 | 126 | 37 | 9 |
1115 | Brad, when the Devil says "sign here" you ALWAYS look for the hidden claws! | 1.3198 | 0.04494 | 172 | 128 | 33 | 11 |
1116 | I'm tired of hearing your shelfish excuses. | 1.3198 | 0.04418 | 172 | 127 | 35 | 10 |
1117 | Just keep your red hot mitts off me. | 1.3198 | 0.04261 | 172 | 125 | 39 | 8 |
1118 | Why would you think you got the crabs from ME? | 1.3198 | 0.04494 | 172 | 128 | 33 | 11 |
1119 | On the app, you didn’t say you were from Maine. | 1.3198 | 0.04261 | 172 | 125 | 39 | 8 |
1120 | First Edward Scissorhands, now you. I really need to change my Match profile. | 1.3179 | 0.04547 | 173 | 130 | 31 | 12 |
1121 | Just tell me that you did NOT pinch that woman on the butt. | 1.3179 | 0.04241 | 173 | 126 | 39 | 8 |
1122 | What? Do you think I should have gone with the tail instead? | 1.3179 | 0.04241 | 173 | 126 | 39 | 8 |
1123 | Now that we've broken up you will have to get someone else to tie your shoes for you. | 1.3179 | 0.04079 | 173 | 124 | 43 | 6 |
1124 | I didn’t expect this when you started clawing your way to the top. | 1.3179 | 0.04620 | 173 | 131 | 29 | 13 |
1125 | When you bragged about 'clawing your way to the top', this is not what I had in mind. | 1.3179 | 0.04472 | 173 | 129 | 33 | 11 |
1126 | This is the last time I help you look. If you can't hold on to your phone, then don't use it. | 1.3176 | 0.04448 | 170 | 126 | 34 | 10 |
1127 | I will not go anywhere with you until you get rubber bands for those claws. | 1.3176 | 0.04123 | 170 | 122 | 42 | 6 |
1128 | Well Edward Sissorhands got a big role. | 1.3176 | 0.04369 | 170 | 125 | 36 | 9 |
1129 | I said, ‘Eat too much lobster, you’ll turn into a lobster.’ But did you listen to me? No... | 1.3176 | 0.04369 | 170 | 125 | 36 | 9 |
1130 | Bill, I know it's high fashion in Maine, but you are in New York | 1.3161 | 0.04298 | 174 | 128 | 37 | 9 |
1131 | And I guess you’ll want to replace our wedding ring with a rubber band? | 1.3161 | 0.04597 | 174 | 132 | 29 | 13 |
1132 | You knew the genie only gave you one goddamn wish! | 1.3158 | 0.04426 | 171 | 127 | 34 | 10 |
1133 | If this doesn't stop your nasty habit nothing will. | 1.3158 | 0.04503 | 171 | 128 | 32 | 11 |
1134 | No - my nipples still hurt from last night. | 1.3158 | 0.04503 | 171 | 128 | 32 | 11 |
1135 | I’d invite you back to my place but I’m not sure what we’d do. | 1.3158 | 0.04426 | 171 | 127 | 34 | 10 |
1136 | I can’t believe you wore shorts to brunch with my Mom. And you could have at least TRIED to pick up the check. | 1.3158 | 0.04268 | 171 | 125 | 38 | 8 |
1137 | No Mark, I said he was Croatian. | 1.3158 | 0.04186 | 171 | 124 | 40 | 7 |
1138 | Not everything is about your hands, you know. | 1.3158 | 0.04348 | 171 | 126 | 36 | 9 |
1139 | For once, I would have preferred being pawed. | 1.3158 | 0.04503 | 171 | 128 | 32 | 11 |
1140 | Just how do you expect me not to mention them | 1.3158 | 0.04503 | 171 | 128 | 32 | 11 |
1141 | And you call me shellfish? | 1.3155 | 0.04479 | 168 | 125 | 33 | 10 |
1142 | Will you take those fucking things off? | 1.3155 | 0.04317 | 168 | 123 | 37 | 8 |
1143 | Except for some side effects, dear, I really like your new hand lotion. | 1.3155 | 0.04712 | 168 | 128 | 27 | 13 |
1144 | Couldn't you have asked for a doggy bag? | 1.3155 | 0.04479 | 168 | 125 | 33 | 10 |
1145 | I'm Kosher. | 1.3152 | 0.04694 | 165 | 125 | 28 | 12 |
1146 | You have a hard time letting go. | 1.3152 | 0.04282 | 165 | 120 | 38 | 7 |
1147 | I prefer the right to bear arms. | 1.3152 | 0.04533 | 165 | 123 | 32 | 10 |
1148 | What do you mean I'm the crabby one? | 1.3152 | 0.04282 | 165 | 120 | 38 | 7 |
1149 | Keep your hands to yourself! | 1.3152 | 0.04195 | 165 | 119 | 40 | 6 |
1150 | And you can forget about 2nd Base. | 1.3152 | 0.04015 | 165 | 117 | 44 | 4 |
1151 | You're being so shellfish! | 1.3152 | 0.04367 | 165 | 121 | 36 | 8 |
1152 | I knew you were from New England. | 1.3152 | 0.04533 | 165 | 123 | 32 | 10 |
1153 | Who’s a good catch now? | 1.3152 | 0.04015 | 165 | 117 | 44 | 4 |
1154 | I just wish you'd stop snapping at me. | 1.3152 | 0.04451 | 165 | 122 | 34 | 9 |
1155 | You ruined all the romance of the couples bath with your shrieking. | 1.3152 | 0.04451 | 165 | 122 | 34 | 9 |
1156 | I know you are proud of being from Maine, George, but this is going a bit too far! | 1.3152 | 0.04533 | 165 | 123 | 32 | 10 |
1157 | Well, good luck regenerating this relationship. | 1.3152 | 0.04106 | 165 | 118 | 42 | 5 |
1158 | I told you to wear pants. | 1.3152 | 0.04409 | 165 | 124 | 31 | 10 |
1159 | Well, I warned you not to try them on! | 1.3152 | 0.04533 | 165 | 123 | 32 | 10 |
1160 | Yes, this is going to affect your piano playing! | 1.3152 | 0.04367 | 165 | 121 | 36 | 8 |
1161 | That’s it, I’m gonna start keeping kosher. | 1.3152 | 0.04848 | 165 | 127 | 24 | 14 |
1162 | I said we’re through. Can’t you grasp anything? | 1.3152 | 0.04195 | 165 | 119 | 40 | 6 |
1163 | Why is that so hard to grasp? | 1.3152 | 0.04694 | 165 | 125 | 28 | 12 |
1164 | Yeah, yeah, you should have been a pair of ragged claws scuttling across the floors of silent seas. | 1.3145 | 0.04733 | 159 | 120 | 28 | 11 |
1165 | You didn't need to snap at me.. | 1.3145 | 0.04733 | 159 | 120 | 28 | 11 |
1166 | I told you, it was a one night swim. | 1.3145 | 0.04733 | 159 | 120 | 28 | 11 |
1167 | My mother warned me about someone so shellfish. | 1.3133 | 0.04428 | 166 | 123 | 34 | 9 |
1168 | On Nantucket, you were marginally acceptable. Fifth Avenue . . . not so much. | 1.3129 | 0.04130 | 163 | 117 | 41 | 5 |
1169 | I appreciate your coming out of your shell a bit, but I still want to know who helped type your dating profile. | 1.3129 | 0.04221 | 163 | 118 | 39 | 6 |
1170 | Well, I guess we're not going to be eating Chinese... | 1.3129 | 0.04482 | 163 | 121 | 33 | 9 |
1171 | And what's your first name, Mr, Newburg? | 1.3129 | 0.04648 | 163 | 123 | 29 | 11 |
1172 | I hate it when you don’t wear socks. | 1.3110 | 0.04199 | 164 | 119 | 39 | 6 |
1173 | Can't believe I caught you red-handed pinching that woman's bottom! | 1.3106 | 0.04598 | 161 | 121 | 30 | 10 |
1174 | You don't have to be so snippy about it. | 1.3106 | 0.04513 | 161 | 120 | 32 | 9 |
1175 | It wasn't funny what you did with that gentleman's bib. | 1.3106 | 0.04338 | 161 | 118 | 36 | 7 |
1176 | I liked it better when you were all lobster. | 1.3106 | 0.04682 | 161 | 122 | 28 | 11 |
1177 | This is a deal breaker...I told you I was Kosher. | 1.3106 | 0.04598 | 161 | 121 | 30 | 10 |
1178 | Do you always have to be so shellfish? | 1.3106 | 0.05003 | 161 | 126 | 20 | 15 |
1179 | I told you we shouldn't buy a home next to that nuclear reactor! | 1.3106 | 0.04338 | 161 | 118 | 36 | 7 |
1180 | On Match you said you were Jewish! | 1.3106 | 0.04598 | 161 | 121 | 30 | 10 |
1181 | I'm simply not going to let you claw your way back into my life! | 1.3106 | 0.04426 | 161 | 119 | 34 | 8 |
1182 | You just had to shake my fathers hand, didn’t you?! | 1.3106 | 0.04513 | 161 | 120 | 32 | 9 |
1183 | I do not want to hear "I can't get at my wallet." | 1.3106 | 0.04513 | 161 | 120 | 32 | 9 |
1184 | You assured me you’d be done moulting before Dr. Earles party tomorrow | 1.3106 | 0.04598 | 161 | 121 | 30 | 10 |
1185 | I'm just saying ...foreplay just isn’t the same anymore | 1.3106 | 0.04845 | 161 | 124 | 24 | 13 |
1186 | If you had asked I would have told you to stick with the man bun. | 1.3106 | 0.04598 | 161 | 121 | 30 | 10 |
1187 | Well, congratulations, genius scientist, but until you find an antidote the engagement is over. | 1.3106 | 0.04426 | 161 | 119 | 34 | 8 |
1188 | Why didn't you just take the bib? | 1.3106 | 0.04513 | 161 | 120 | 32 | 9 |
1189 | I mean...you should have, at least, mentioned it in your profile. | 1.3106 | 0.04155 | 161 | 116 | 40 | 5 |
1190 | This isn't working Larry. I'm going back to ham-fisted Hank. | 1.3106 | 0.04598 | 161 | 121 | 30 | 10 |
1191 | I stated clearly in my profile that I was allergic to shellfish. | 1.3106 | 0.04598 | 161 | 121 | 30 | 10 |
1192 | I'm sorry, but I just don't like beards. | 1.3106 | 0.04338 | 161 | 118 | 36 | 7 |
1193 | I'm through! You'll have to find someone else to deal with your zipper. | 1.3106 | 0.04426 | 161 | 119 | 34 | 8 |
1194 | Meet my parents? Totally not kosher. | 1.3106 | 0.04338 | 161 | 118 | 36 | 7 |
1195 | I'm sick and tired of being snapped at. | 1.3106 | 0.04338 | 161 | 118 | 36 | 7 |
1196 | Well, maybe you should mention your shellfish allergy on your profile page! | 1.3106 | 0.04247 | 161 | 117 | 38 | 6 |
1197 | Pull something like that again, and we’re going to find out if they grow back. | 1.3106 | 0.04513 | 161 | 120 | 32 | 9 |
1198 | To you it’s a statement on the Kafkaesque nature of the human condition. To me you’re a jackass. | 1.3101 | 0.04390 | 158 | 116 | 35 | 7 |
1199 | I just assumed if you could swipe right your hands would be normal. | 1.3101 | 0.04481 | 158 | 117 | 33 | 8 |
1200 | Well, you didn't get it from me. I'm Jewish! | 1.3101 | 0.04743 | 158 | 120 | 27 | 11 |
1201 | Yeah, sure. As if everyone didn’t see you pinch her ass. | 1.3101 | 0.04743 | 158 | 120 | 27 | 11 |
1202 | You know what they say about a man with big hands! | 1.3101 | 0.04657 | 158 | 119 | 29 | 10 |
1203 | And you accuse ME of being crabby! | 1.3101 | 0.04743 | 158 | 120 | 27 | 11 |
1204 | I didn't KNOW they had hot tub...but you didn't have to snap at them like that! | 1.3101 | 0.04481 | 158 | 117 | 33 | 8 |
1205 | I didn't know that you were THAT allergic to Seafood! | 1.3101 | 0.04390 | 158 | 116 | 35 | 7 |
1206 | Honey!, You are not the only one feeling crabby today! | 1.3101 | 0.04657 | 158 | 119 | 29 | 10 |
1207 | I promised to love you in sickness and in health. I don't recall anything about lobster hands. | 1.3101 | 0.04006 | 158 | 112 | 43 | 3 |
1208 | One more word about my mother and the elastic bands go back on! | 1.3101 | 0.04657 | 158 | 119 | 29 | 10 |
1209 | Why can’t I meet a normal man with “We’re #1” foam hands? | 1.3101 | 0.04743 | 158 | 120 | 27 | 11 |
1210 | I'm beginning to think this seafood diet of yours isn't such a good idea. | 1.3101 | 0.04297 | 158 | 115 | 37 | 6 |
1211 | don't snap at me! | 1.3101 | 0.04481 | 158 | 117 | 33 | 8 |
1212 | Consider the lobster?! How come it’s never consider the woman who has to hold hands with the lobster? | 1.3101 | 0.04743 | 158 | 120 | 27 | 11 |
1213 | Sorry, I didn’t mean to snap at you. | 1.3101 | 0.04657 | 158 | 119 | 29 | 10 |
1214 | If you do that again I'll make you wear the rubber bands. | 1.3101 | 0.04202 | 158 | 114 | 39 | 5 |
1215 | What I don't understand is wearing a long-sleeve shirt with shorts. | 1.3101 | 0.04743 | 158 | 120 | 27 | 11 |
1216 | You're particularly crabby this evening. | 1.3101 | 0.04297 | 158 | 115 | 37 | 6 |
1217 | Just remember to start with the fork on the outside first, and no one will notice. | 1.3101 | 0.04570 | 158 | 118 | 31 | 9 |
1218 | It's not like we mentioned her crows' feet. | 1.3101 | 0.04827 | 158 | 121 | 25 | 12 |
1219 | No, I’m not holding hands until you boil those things! | 1.3087 | 0.04939 | 149 | 114 | 24 | 11 |
1220 | Do you have a dime for the parking meter? | 1.3086 | 0.04225 | 162 | 118 | 38 | 6 |
1221 | You should have mentioned it in you online profile. | 1.3086 | 0.04489 | 162 | 121 | 32 | 9 |
1222 | Serves you right. You could have wished for anything. But no, you had to wish for a stronger grip! | 1.3086 | 0.04489 | 162 | 121 | 32 | 9 |
1223 | For the last time, I am not going to let you claw your way back into this family | 1.3086 | 0.04315 | 162 | 119 | 36 | 7 |
1224 | When your profile said you were crabby, I thought you meant more crabby 'brusque' then crabby bisque. | 1.3086 | 0.04489 | 162 | 121 | 32 | 9 |
1225 | Jon, Professor Xavier is going to know those aren't real | 1.3086 | 0.04489 | 162 | 121 | 32 | 9 |
1226 | Oh of course, I'M the shellfish one. | 1.3086 | 0.04403 | 162 | 120 | 34 | 8 |
1227 | Say what you want Rick, it’s obvious you’ve reached your boiling point. | 1.3086 | 0.04040 | 162 | 116 | 42 | 4 |
1228 | Charles, either you wear the rubber bands or our relationship is over. | 1.3082 | 0.04367 | 159 | 117 | 35 | 7 |
1229 | Would it have killed you to wear rubber bands before meeting my parents. | 1.3082 | 0.04367 | 159 | 117 | 35 | 7 |
1230 | Don't try to deny that you pinched my sister - I caught you red-handed! | 1.3082 | 0.04545 | 159 | 119 | 31 | 9 |
1231 | I told you sooner or later you'd be caught redhanded, but this is ridiculous. | 1.3082 | 0.04545 | 159 | 119 | 31 | 9 |
1232 | Don't even try to butter me up. | 1.3082 | 0.04457 | 159 | 118 | 33 | 8 |
1233 | I told them I wanted to meet someone who wasn’t completely selfish, not shellfish! | 1.3082 | 0.04632 | 159 | 120 | 29 | 10 |
1234 | So what's your super power? | 1.3082 | 0.04274 | 159 | 116 | 37 | 6 |
1235 | Maine lobsterman. Well, La Di Da! | 1.3082 | 0.04367 | 159 | 117 | 35 | 7 |
1236 | The lobster claws are fine, but I truly hate your beard. | 1.3082 | 0.04545 | 159 | 119 | 31 | 9 |
1237 | No! You cannot hold my hand. | 1.3082 | 0.04180 | 159 | 115 | 39 | 5 |
1238 | I want to fit in too, but why not adopt a Boston accent instead? | 1.3082 | 0.04367 | 159 | 117 | 35 | 7 |
1239 | Hear me out . . . They say Lobsters mate for life! | 1.3082 | 0.04545 | 159 | 119 | 31 | 9 |
1240 | We met on J-date, of course I thought you were kosher! | 1.3082 | 0.04801 | 159 | 122 | 25 | 12 |
1241 | I know your stance on rubber bands. You still have to wear a wedding band. | 1.3082 | 0.04717 | 159 | 121 | 27 | 11 |
1242 | Because of what happened last time I held your hand! | 1.3082 | 0.04545 | 159 | 119 | 31 | 9 |
1243 | You are just so shellfish | 1.3082 | 0.04321 | 159 | 119 | 32 | 8 |
1244 | This isn’t what I meant when I said I wanted you to change. | 1.3082 | 0.04274 | 159 | 116 | 37 | 6 |
1245 | There was no need to snap at me like that... | 1.3082 | 0.04457 | 159 | 118 | 33 | 8 |
1246 | I expect you to keep your claws to yourself. | 1.3082 | 0.04367 | 159 | 117 | 35 | 7 |
1247 | When you said you were caught 'red-handed', I thought you were just using colorful language. | 1.3082 | 0.04457 | 159 | 118 | 33 | 8 |
1248 | I told you not to go to Chernobyl. | 1.3082 | 0.04545 | 159 | 119 | 31 | 9 |
1249 | Be careful. I am boiling mad. | 1.3082 | 0.04717 | 159 | 121 | 27 | 11 |
1250 | Seriously? Shorts in October! | 1.3082 | 0.04545 | 159 | 119 | 31 | 9 |
1251 | I knew I shouldn't have let you meet my sisters without wearing your rubber bands. | 1.3082 | 0.04367 | 159 | 117 | 35 | 7 |
1252 | You couldn’t get a doggie bag like everyone else? | 1.3082 | 0.04545 | 159 | 119 | 31 | 9 |
1253 | Just get a grip! | 1.3082 | 0.04545 | 159 | 119 | 31 | 9 |
1254 | Just once I'd like to go out to dinner with friends without your mentioning that they're blue before boiling. | 1.3082 | 0.04545 | 159 | 119 | 31 | 9 |
1255 | And why should I let you scuttle back to me this time? | 1.3082 | 0.04545 | 159 | 119 | 31 | 9 |
1256 | Really? You had one wish and you went with lobster claws? | 1.3082 | 0.04457 | 159 | 118 | 33 | 8 |
1257 | When you said you felt like lobster claws, I thought you wanted to go out for seafood. | 1.3082 | 0.04457 | 159 | 118 | 33 | 8 |
1258 | You knew the costume party was hosted by a vegan. | 1.3082 | 0.04367 | 159 | 117 | 35 | 7 |
1259 | ...and please stop reminding me that I knew what you were when I married you. | 1.3082 | 0.04457 | 159 | 118 | 33 | 8 |
1260 | Stop trying to claw back into my good graces. | 1.3082 | 0.04545 | 159 | 119 | 31 | 9 |
1261 | You’re still more of a man than my last boyfriend. | 1.3082 | 0.04457 | 159 | 118 | 33 | 8 |
1262 | No, it's not your flaws that I find irritating. | 1.3082 | 0.04274 | 159 | 116 | 37 | 6 |
1263 | I have told you a million times. Do not snap at me in public. | 1.3082 | 0.04367 | 159 | 117 | 35 | 7 |
1264 | Really, then why did she have marks all over her? | 1.3082 | 0.04717 | 159 | 121 | 27 | 11 |
1265 | Let’s just say balloon animals are not your forte. | 1.3082 | 0.04084 | 159 | 114 | 41 | 4 |
1266 | Oh, NOW you develop a butter allergy. | 1.3077 | 0.04325 | 156 | 114 | 36 | 6 |
1267 | I just can't believe how shellfish you are. | 1.3067 | 0.04550 | 163 | 123 | 30 | 10 |
1268 | No offense Charley, but I prefer the tail over the claw. | 1.3062 | 0.04607 | 160 | 121 | 29 | 10 |
1269 | No, it’s the clause you added to the prenup I’m really upset about. | 1.3062 | 0.04521 | 160 | 120 | 31 | 9 |
1270 | You won't even commit to a simple rubber band. | 1.3057 | 0.03904 | 157 | 116 | 36 | 5 |
1271 | You’re no catch, Robert. | 1.3057 | 0.04396 | 157 | 116 | 34 | 7 |
1272 | Next time you even think of wearing jean shorts I'm putting the rubber bands back on. | 1.3057 | 0.04922 | 157 | 122 | 22 | 13 |
1273 | You were expecting Oysters Rockefeller? | 1.3057 | 0.04666 | 157 | 119 | 28 | 10 |
1274 | You can’t use that as an excuse for everything Andrew. | 1.3057 | 0.04488 | 157 | 117 | 32 | 8 |
1275 | I think it IS an affectation. | 1.3057 | 0.04396 | 157 | 116 | 34 | 7 |
1276 | You're right-- it does help to remember that it's not your first fashion faux pas. | 1.3057 | 0.04578 | 157 | 118 | 30 | 9 |
1277 | Holding hands shouldn't be this painful. | 1.3057 | 0.04488 | 157 | 117 | 32 | 8 |
1278 | I specifically mentioned in my dating profile that I'm Jewish. | 1.3057 | 0.04396 | 157 | 116 | 34 | 7 |
1279 | We all get it, Larry, you're a VIP Rouge member at Red Lobster. | 1.3057 | 0.04666 | 157 | 119 | 28 | 10 |
1280 | You'll wear them until you promise to keep your hands off the hot intern at work! | 1.3057 | 0.04666 | 157 | 119 | 28 | 10 |
1281 | All those fish in the sea, and I had to catch a lobster... | 1.3057 | 0.04578 | 157 | 118 | 30 | 9 |
1282 | I can’t believe you talked me into taking you to my manicurist.” | 1.3057 | 0.04396 | 157 | 116 | 34 | 7 |
1283 | The doctor says l have crabs. | 1.3057 | 0.04666 | 157 | 119 | 28 | 10 |
1284 | ...and furthermore, I’m allergic to shell fish. | 1.3057 | 0.04753 | 157 | 120 | 26 | 11 |
1285 | I don't care how ridiculous you look going to a business meeting like this - I'm NOT going to change your pants for you! | 1.3057 | 0.04206 | 157 | 114 | 38 | 5 |
1286 | At least you stopped scratching yourself. | 1.3057 | 0.04578 | 157 | 118 | 30 | 9 |
1287 | How could you have known that the drug trials would have resulted in adding color to the New Yorker cartoon at great expense?! | 1.3057 | 0.04578 | 157 | 118 | 30 | 9 |
1288 | Sometimes a bib is just a bib. | 1.3057 | 0.04396 | 157 | 116 | 34 | 7 |
1289 | You could have mentioned this in your dating profile | 1.3057 | 0.04396 | 157 | 116 | 34 | 7 |
1290 | I'd be more excited if you had a tail. | 1.3057 | 0.04666 | 157 | 119 | 28 | 10 |
1291 | One wish, Zoltar says. So what does my husband, super genius lobster lover wish for?” | 1.3057 | 0.04666 | 157 | 119 | 28 | 10 |
1292 | They're nice people, and you can't expect everyone to know the difference between a crab and a lobster claw. | 1.3057 | 0.04666 | 157 | 119 | 28 | 10 |
1293 | Well, you most certainly did not get them from me! | 1.3057 | 0.04396 | 157 | 116 | 34 | 7 |
1294 | I really don't like when you refer to me as 'The ol' rubber band' | 1.3057 | 0.04838 | 157 | 121 | 24 | 12 |
1295 | Oh sure, you think you’ve grown a pair, but you’re spineless –just an exoskeleton of your former self! | 1.3052 | 0.04727 | 154 | 117 | 27 | 10 |
1296 | You woke up a little crabby today. | 1.3052 | 0.04402 | 154 | 116 | 30 | 8 |
1297 | It's not cold enough for mittens, you're making us look weird. | 1.3052 | 0.04727 | 154 | 117 | 27 | 10 |
1298 | At least you lost the tail. | 1.3052 | 0.04255 | 154 | 112 | 37 | 5 |
1299 | You have a way of always leading me into a trap. | 1.3052 | 0.04450 | 154 | 114 | 33 | 7 |
1300 | Red Lobster doesn't and will never need a mascot, Bill. Quit trying. | 1.3038 | 0.04279 | 158 | 116 | 36 | 6 |
1301 | Why yes, I did date Edward Scissorhands. Why do you ask? | 1.3032 | 0.04425 | 155 | 115 | 33 | 7 |
1302 | When we got married I didn't read that lobster clause carefully enough. | 1.3032 | 0.04330 | 155 | 114 | 35 | 6 |
1303 | I warned you time and time again, she really is a witch and she’s ultra sensitive about the way her hands look, but would you listen... | 1.3032 | 0.04789 | 155 | 119 | 25 | 11 |
1304 | If you say you got caught red-handed one more time I will scream. | 1.3032 | 0.04425 | 155 | 115 | 33 | 7 |
1305 | Yes, I understand, they're your favorite mittens. | 1.3032 | 0.04611 | 155 | 117 | 29 | 9 |
1306 | Remind me to boil some water when we get home. | 1.3032 | 0.04519 | 155 | 116 | 31 | 8 |
1307 | I told you I keep Kosher when we met, | 1.3032 | 0.04611 | 155 | 117 | 29 | 9 |
1308 | You can just be so shellfish sometimes, Frank.. | 1.3032 | 0.04789 | 155 | 119 | 25 | 11 |
1309 | When my doubles partner called you the "lob-ster", I thought she was commending your backcourt return. | 1.3032 | 0.04330 | 155 | 114 | 35 | 6 |
1310 | When you said you’d claw your way to the top, I thought it was metaphorical! | 1.3032 | 0.04330 | 155 | 114 | 35 | 6 |
1311 | mobster you said? | 1.3032 | 0.04425 | 155 | 115 | 33 | 7 |
1312 | I’m really not interested in your ancestry, but I wouldn’t mind a look at your DNA | 1.3032 | 0.04701 | 155 | 118 | 27 | 10 |
1313 | 'Bastard! You'd do anything to avoid a wedding ring!' | 1.3032 | 0.04132 | 155 | 112 | 39 | 4 |
1314 | Honestly, I don’t understand your silly refusal to join us in Sally and Mike’s backyard hot tub. | 1.3032 | 0.04519 | 155 | 116 | 31 | 8 |
1315 | This is why our sex life is dying, Gerald. | 1.3032 | 0.04330 | 155 | 114 | 35 | 6 |
1316 | And all this time I thought you were a Gemini! | 1.3032 | 0.04701 | 155 | 118 | 27 | 10 |
1317 | For dinner, I wanted lobster for dinner. | 1.3032 | 0.04611 | 155 | 117 | 29 | 9 |
1318 | I just don’t know why you can’t just keep your claws to yourself. | 1.3032 | 0.04330 | 155 | 114 | 35 | 6 |
1319 | You are always side-stepping my questions, Gary. | 1.3032 | 0.04519 | 155 | 116 | 31 | 8 |
1320 | "Let me guess: Edward Scissorhands incognito?" | 1.3032 | 0.04519 | 155 | 116 | 31 | 8 |
1321 | It's only just that I think the shorts are inappropriate. | 1.3032 | 0.04519 | 155 | 116 | 31 | 8 |
1322 | Is this your way of saying you won’t hold hands with me in public? | 1.3032 | 0.04132 | 155 | 112 | 39 | 4 |
1323 | Not what I had in mind for a lobster dinner. | 1.3032 | 0.04232 | 155 | 113 | 37 | 5 |
1324 | I know you’re really good on the inside. | 1.3032 | 0.04029 | 155 | 111 | 41 | 3 |
1325 | I don’t care what your therapist says, this isn’t healthy. | 1.3032 | 0.04132 | 155 | 112 | 39 | 4 |
1326 | They do not help you pick up things better. | 1.3032 | 0.04611 | 155 | 117 | 29 | 9 |
1327 | I'll do the melted butter, but I am not wearing that little bib. | 1.3032 | 0.04611 | 155 | 117 | 29 | 9 |
1328 | Next time you see my parents just don’t shake their hands. | 1.3032 | 0.04789 | 155 | 119 | 25 | 11 |
1329 | I’ve had bad manicures too. Quit complaining! | 1.3032 | 0.04701 | 155 | 118 | 27 | 10 |
1330 | Okay, but this is the last time I help you go to the bathroom. | 1.3032 | 0.04519 | 155 | 116 | 31 | 8 |
1331 | Deal with it. You're not in Maine anymore. | 1.3032 | 0.04519 | 155 | 116 | 31 | 8 |
1332 | I told you not to put your hands in the lobster tank | 1.3032 | 0.04425 | 155 | 115 | 33 | 7 |
1333 | Just because they add a little color to our lives doesn't mean I have to like them! | 1.3032 | 0.04232 | 155 | 113 | 37 | 5 |
1334 | Will you stop ending everything you say with '...in a pinch.' | 1.3032 | 0.04029 | 155 | 111 | 41 | 3 |
1335 | Okay I get it... No need to snap at me! | 1.3032 | 0.04519 | 155 | 116 | 31 | 8 |
1336 | Good luck trying to claw your way out of this one. | 1.3032 | 0.04425 | 155 | 115 | 33 | 7 |
1337 | Rule #1: When I say 'hands off', I mean it! | 1.3032 | 0.04611 | 155 | 117 | 29 | 9 |
1338 | This is what I get for moving to Maine. | 1.3032 | 0.04611 | 155 | 117 | 29 | 9 |
1339 | No, I haven’t told my parents about you yet, and it has nothing to do with you not being Jewish. | 1.3032 | 0.04132 | 155 | 112 | 39 | 4 |
1340 | Didn't you learn anything from Jeff Goldblum?!? | 1.3013 | 0.04209 | 156 | 114 | 37 | 5 |
1341 | You could be a billionaire right now, but NO! You had to ask for a claw. Then, you wished for a "monster hog," knowing that genies are very literal-minded. Still, I could forgive all that — but how did you, with one wish left, ask for a SECOND CLAW!? | 1.3013 | 0.04585 | 156 | 118 | 29 | 9 |
1342 | I don't know what that couples counselor was talking about, YOU'RE the crabby one in this relationship-- you get it from your mother's side. | 1.3013 | 0.04585 | 156 | 118 | 29 | 9 |
1343 | Just keep your hands to yourself! | 1.3013 | 0.04494 | 156 | 117 | 31 | 8 |
1344 | You could have at least tried to fit in. | 1.3013 | 0.04494 | 156 | 117 | 31 | 7 |
1345 | You've been kind of a crab lately... | 1.3013 | 0.04209 | 156 | 114 | 37 | 5 |
1346 | The bib wasn’t enough, was it? Ya haaad to haaave the lil’ lobstah claws. | 1.3013 | 0.04401 | 156 | 116 | 33 | 7 |
1347 | Please stop snapping at me, you're not the only one who can be crabby." | 1.3013 | 0.04354 | 156 | 118 | 30 | 8 |
1348 | I can't believe that you wore shorts to dinner. You couldn't dress up a little to meet my parents??!?! | 1.3013 | 0.04306 | 156 | 115 | 35 | 6 |
1349 | No, I don't hold hands on a blind date. | 1.3013 | 0.04209 | 156 | 114 | 37 | 5 |
1350 | My lawyer said to pull up the prenuptual claws | 1.3013 | 0.04306 | 156 | 115 | 35 | 6 |
1351 | John, you must give up this idea of becoming a pianist. | 1.3013 | 0.04494 | 156 | 117 | 31 | 8 |
1352 | Would you mind not cracking your hands? | 1.3007 | 0.04358 | 153 | 113 | 34 | 6 |
1353 | I don't understand- you said you liked lobster claws... | 1.3007 | 0.04645 | 153 | 116 | 28 | 9 |
1354 | I admit I didn't think about the impact on our sex life. | 1.3007 | 0.04551 | 153 | 115 | 30 | 8 |
1355 | Just because you have them doesn't mean you have to keep using them that way. | 1.3007 | 0.04551 | 153 | 115 | 30 | 8 |
1356 | Better this than your right to bear arms. | 1.3007 | 0.04551 | 153 | 115 | 30 | 8 |
1357 | There must be another way to get to the top. | 1.3007 | 0.04551 | 153 | 115 | 30 | 8 |
1358 | It's my fault. When you said you were into "roll playing," I had something else in mind. | 1.3007 | 0.04551 | 153 | 115 | 30 | 8 |
1359 | That is the LAST time I take you to look at waterbeds. | 1.3007 | 0.04551 | 153 | 115 | 30 | 8 |
1360 | I hate it when you snap at me! | 1.3007 | 0.04258 | 153 | 112 | 36 | 5 |
1361 | When you said you had crabs I thought you were kidding. | 1.3007 | 0.04258 | 153 | 112 | 36 | 5 |
1362 | I'm tired of being the turf to your surf. | 1.3007 | 0.04456 | 153 | 114 | 32 | 7 |
1363 | I hope you saved the receipt... | 1.3007 | 0.04456 | 153 | 114 | 32 | 7 |
1364 | Everyone is staring at your jean shorts. | 1.3007 | 0.04551 | 153 | 115 | 30 | 8 |
1365 | I think you should keep your claws to yourself. | 1.3007 | 0.04598 | 153 | 118 | 25 | 10 |
1366 | You could have just said that you don't want to wear your wedding ring. | 1.3007 | 0.04456 | 153 | 114 | 32 | 7 |
1367 | Why did you have to snap at me in public? | 1.3007 | 0.04358 | 153 | 113 | 34 | 6 |
1368 | Another successful dinner with the in-claws... | 1.3007 | 0.03944 | 153 | 119 | 26 | 8 |
1369 | I can’t believe you’re wearing jorts on Date Night. | 1.3007 | 0.04456 | 153 | 114 | 32 | 7 |
1370 | I just dont understand your fear of jacuzzis. | 1.3007 | 0.04645 | 153 | 116 | 28 | 9 |
1371 | I wish I’d married a Taurus. | 1.3007 | 0.04456 | 153 | 114 | 32 | 7 |
1372 | This isn't what I had in mind when I said I wanted to go out for lobster. | 1.3007 | 0.04358 | 153 | 113 | 34 | 6 |
1373 | It always boils down to 'I feel trapped' with you | 1.3007 | 0.04456 | 153 | 114 | 32 | 7 |
1374 | Sometimes you're such a crab! | 1.3007 | 0.04358 | 153 | 113 | 34 | 6 |
1375 | I said keep your filthy claws off of me | 1.3007 | 0.04456 | 153 | 114 | 32 | 7 |
1376 | Please tell me this is just until Halloween. | 1.3007 | 0.04258 | 153 | 112 | 36 | 5 |
1377 | Did you have to wear shorts? | 1.3000 | 0.04512 | 150 | 112 | 31 | 7 |
1378 | You pick up stuff. It's not a super power. | 1.3000 | 0.04706 | 150 | 114 | 27 | 9 |
1379 | Exactly how long will this crustacean phase last? | 1.3000 | 0.04309 | 150 | 110 | 35 | 5 |
1380 | Your handshake was fine, but it would it have killed you to shave? | 1.3000 | 0.04309 | 150 | 110 | 35 | 5 |
1381 | Mother was right. You are cray cray, Bruce. | 1.3000 | 0.05246 | 150 | 120 | 15 | 15 |
1382 | . . . it's just that I never would have guessed you were Jewish. Nothing to get steamed about. | 1.3000 | 0.04893 | 150 | 116 | 23 | 11 |
1383 | Why do you have to get so crabby when we go visit my mother? | 1.3000 | 0.04412 | 150 | 111 | 33 | 6 |
1384 | My mother always said you were not the catch I claimed you were. | 1.3000 | 0.04610 | 150 | 113 | 29 | 8 |
1385 | And would you stop singing "Sandy Claws is coming to town"? | 1.3000 | 0.04610 | 150 | 113 | 29 | 8 |
1386 | You are, hands down, the most insensitive lover ever. | 1.3000 | 0.04893 | 150 | 116 | 23 | 11 |
1387 | This is the last time I go out with a pescatarian | 1.3000 | 0.04706 | 150 | 114 | 27 | 9 |
1388 | No, I didn't take you literally when you said you'll claw your way to the top. | 1.3000 | 0.04610 | 150 | 113 | 29 | 8 |
1389 | This is never going to work. I'm a Sagittarius who likes change, and I think we both know what you are. | 1.3000 | 0.04706 | 150 | 114 | 27 | 9 |
1390 | I smell a trap. | 1.3000 | 0.04412 | 150 | 111 | 33 | 6 |
1391 | Freakin' surrealists! Can't you just PAINT lobsters - do you have to paint AS a lobster! | 1.3000 | 0.05072 | 150 | 118 | 19 | 13 |
1392 | I told you to get the whole costume. Now they'll all know we're lobsters. | 1.3000 | 0.04610 | 150 | 113 | 29 | 8 |
1393 | Okay, I'll show you where the nail salon is, but I'm not going in with you! | 1.3000 | 0.04512 | 150 | 112 | 31 | 7 |
1394 | You're in really hot water after this. | 1.3000 | 0.04204 | 150 | 109 | 37 | 4 |
1395 | Let's get our Halloween costumes straight. You're the vegan-animal-rights-environmentalist. And I'm the bitch. | 1.3000 | 0.04412 | 150 | 111 | 33 | 6 |
1396 | It was a simple request. Leave the rubber bands on at the hot air balloon show. | 1.3000 | 0.04610 | 150 | 113 | 29 | 8 |
1397 | When my parents are visiting, please don’t scuttle. | 1.3000 | 0.04800 | 150 | 115 | 25 | 10 |
1398 | I don't care what you think, "Lobsessive" Compulsive Disorder isn't a real thing. | 1.3000 | 0.04412 | 150 | 111 | 33 | 6 |
1399 | Seriously, Frank. You know I hate it when you grow a beard! | 1.3000 | 0.04610 | 150 | 113 | 29 | 8 |
1400 | You've been so shellfish lately, Tom. | 1.3000 | 0.04706 | 150 | 114 | 27 | 9 |
1401 | Don’t bother lying. When you left tonight you were tailed. | 1.3000 | 0.04800 | 150 | 115 | 25 | 10 |
1402 | Doesn't matter what the powers are, "lobsterman" is an occupation, not a superhero. | 1.3000 | 0.04706 | 150 | 114 | 27 | 9 |
1403 | I know, I know. It's the only contraception Planned Parenthood offers. | 1.3000 | 0.04412 | 150 | 111 | 33 | 6 |
1404 | Well, maybe I'm feeling a little trapped, too... | 1.3000 | 0.04512 | 150 | 112 | 31 | 7 |
1405 | Larry couldn't understand Olivia's clawstrophobia. | 1.3000 | 0.04800 | 150 | 115 | 25 | 10 |
1406 | And to think that I gave up Edward Scissorhands for you! | 1.3000 | 0.04706 | 150 | 114 | 27 | 9 |
1407 | As I just said, everything was wonderful except the foreplay | 1.3000 | 0.04893 | 150 | 116 | 23 | 11 |
1408 | You” and your “Save the lobsters” Campaign !!! | 1.3000 | 0.04204 | 150 | 109 | 37 | 4 |
1409 | And if all the other hipsters jumped off the roof, would you do that too? | 1.3000 | 0.04706 | 150 | 114 | 27 | 9 |
1410 | You knew it was a witch's restaurant before you ordered the lobster claws. | 1.3000 | 0.04706 | 150 | 114 | 27 | 9 |
1411 | The next time we go to a "meet and greet" I'm putting the rubber bands back on. | 1.3000 | 0.04800 | 150 | 115 | 25 | 10 |
1412 | Whoever said ‘love conquers all’ was a fool. | 1.3000 | 0.04893 | 150 | 116 | 23 | 11 |
1413 | How many times do I have to tell you? I prefer the tail. | 1.3000 | 0.04893 | 150 | 116 | 23 | 11 |
1414 | You're not the only one who feels trapped in this relationship. | 1.3000 | 0.04706 | 150 | 114 | 27 | 9 |
1415 | I'm a crab? You're a crab! | 1.3000 | 0.04610 | 150 | 113 | 29 | 8 |
1416 | If I hear you talking about clawing your way to the top, one more time, I'm going to scream. | 1.3000 | 0.04610 | 150 | 113 | 29 | 8 |
1417 | You'll regret it if they're serving finger food. | 1.3000 | 0.04610 | 150 | 113 | 29 | 8 |
1418 | I guess I'll pass on the lobster roll. | 1.3000 | 0.03813 | 150 | 108 | 40 | 2 |
1419 | No Ethan, you're a shellfish jerk. | 1.3000 | 0.04610 | 150 | 113 | 29 | 8 |
1420 | You have absolutely no grasp on reality. | 1.2994 | 0.04283 | 157 | 116 | 35 | 6 |
1421 | How can we maintain a healthy relationship when you are always so shellfish? | 1.2987 | 0.04431 | 154 | 115 | 32 | 7 |
1422 | Why do people keep calling me Mrs. Claus? | 1.2987 | 0.04710 | 154 | 118 | 26 | 10 |
1423 | If you have to use the restroom, you're on your own! | 1.2987 | 0.04526 | 154 | 116 | 30 | 8 |
1424 | Do you really think role playing will reignite our sex life? | 1.2987 | 0.04619 | 154 | 117 | 28 | 9 |
1425 | No Steve! That, I don't mind. It's the garlic butter! | 1.2987 | 0.04710 | 154 | 118 | 26 | 10 |
1426 | There’s always an excuse to not hold hands | 1.2987 | 0.04030 | 154 | 111 | 40 | 3 |
1427 | I wish you had transplanted another part of your anatomy. | 1.2987 | 0.04431 | 154 | 115 | 32 | 7 |
1428 | You could've at least tried the bisque. | 1.2987 | 0.04334 | 154 | 114 | 34 | 6 |
1429 | Enough with the "oh snap!" | 1.2986 | 0.04631 | 144 | 108 | 29 | 7 |
1430 | I told you to wear your long pants | 1.2986 | 0.04836 | 144 | 110 | 25 | 9 |
1431 | I told you, don’t snap at me! | 1.2986 | 0.04735 | 144 | 109 | 27 | 8 |
1432 | I said Prenuptial "clause"! | 1.2986 | 0.04631 | 144 | 108 | 29 | 7 |
1433 | Beware. I'm boiling mad! | 1.2986 | 0.04935 | 144 | 111 | 23 | 10 |
1434 | I'm translobster. | 1.2986 | 0.05033 | 144 | 112 | 21 | 11 |
1435 | This is FAR worse than when you fell in love with 'Raiders of the Lost Ark' and wore that stupid fedora for three months. | 1.2980 | 0.04584 | 151 | 114 | 29 | 8 |
1436 | You just had to say "Let's get tanked!" | 1.2980 | 0.04437 | 151 | 115 | 28 | 8 |
1437 | Your solidarity with the ocean population goes too far. | 1.2980 | 0.04387 | 151 | 112 | 33 | 6 |
1438 | Mary Jane’s boyfriend Peter got bit by a radioactive spider does all kinds of cool stuff. And all you can say is that you’re tasty with butter?! | 1.2980 | 0.04285 | 151 | 111 | 35 | 5 |
1439 | ...and, my parents likely won’t believe you’re Jewish. | 1.2980 | 0.04584 | 151 | 114 | 29 | 8 |
1440 | Okay! I promise to never again tell you to 'Get a grip!' | 1.2980 | 0.04387 | 151 | 112 | 33 | 6 |
1441 | I don't mean to be critical, but you need a shave, a new wardrobe, a haircut, and hand moisturizer. | 1.2973 | 0.04337 | 148 | 109 | 34 | 5 |
1442 | Yes, I’m angry right now, but you are constantly crabby!! | 1.2973 | 0.04644 | 148 | 112 | 28 | 8 |
1443 | You couldn't just buy a corvette like all the other men going through a mid-life crisis... | 1.2973 | 0.04594 | 148 | 114 | 25 | 9 |
1444 | I am very sorry I cannot see you again, I have a shellfish Allergy. | 1.2973 | 0.04838 | 148 | 114 | 24 | 10 |
1445 | ...and I suppose those are the Thermidore shorts that came with them? | 1.2973 | 0.04742 | 148 | 113 | 26 | 9 |
1446 | Why do you always have to be such a crab about everything? | 1.2973 | 0.04284 | 148 | 111 | 31 | 6 |
1447 | Would have it been so terrible to ask for a doggie bag?? | 1.2973 | 0.04337 | 148 | 109 | 34 | 5 |
1448 | Why does it always have to be a seafood restaurant? | 1.2973 | 0.04838 | 148 | 114 | 24 | 10 |
1449 | I’m the one who should feel trapped. | 1.2973 | 0.04442 | 148 | 110 | 32 | 6 |
1450 | Stop whining about it, your brother got the tail! | 1.2973 | 0.04442 | 148 | 110 | 32 | 6 |
1451 | You promised to have that taken care of after we got married. | 1.2973 | 0.04544 | 148 | 111 | 30 | 7 |
1452 | At least you don't walk sideways. | 1.2973 | 0.04644 | 148 | 112 | 28 | 8 |
1453 | Nope, the other two wishes are mine. | 1.2973 | 0.04742 | 148 | 113 | 26 | 9 |
1454 | Sorry, Brad, but I don't think those will really help you claw your way to the top. | 1.2973 | 0.04644 | 148 | 112 | 28 | 8 |
1455 | Honestly, I've always preferred the tails. | 1.2973 | 0.04644 | 148 | 112 | 28 | 8 |
1456 | No, David...I don't think shorts were too casual. | 1.2973 | 0.04838 | 148 | 114 | 24 | 10 |
1457 | You could have mentioned those in your Tinder profile. | 1.2973 | 0.04442 | 148 | 110 | 32 | 6 |
1458 | Oh sure, but you were fine with Johnny Depp and the scissorhands thing. | 1.2973 | 0.04644 | 148 | 112 | 28 | 8 |
1459 | And it so happens that your name is Claude | 1.2973 | 0.04644 | 148 | 112 | 28 | 8 |
1460 | I thought you said you were mainstream. Not Maine stream! | 1.2973 | 0.04544 | 148 | 111 | 30 | 7 |
1461 | You just HAD to snap at that wizard, didn't you. | 1.2973 | 0.04742 | 148 | 113 | 26 | 9 |
1462 | Did you really call me "crabby"? | 1.2973 | 0.04742 | 148 | 113 | 26 | 9 |
1463 | Don't you get snappy with me | 1.2973 | 0.04337 | 148 | 109 | 34 | 5 |
1464 | You really should have put this in your Tinder bio. | 1.2973 | 0.04544 | 148 | 111 | 30 | 7 |
1465 | Now look who's in a crabby mood. | 1.2973 | 0.04838 | 148 | 114 | 24 | 10 |
1466 | Must you jump in the tank with them every single time we're out for dinner? | 1.2973 | 0.04838 | 148 | 114 | 24 | 10 |
1467 | The woman on the boat thought you were quite the catch. | 1.2973 | 0.04544 | 148 | 111 | 30 | 7 |
1468 | You know you were flirting. I caught you red-handed. | 1.2973 | 0.04838 | 148 | 114 | 24 | 10 |
1469 | I assumed you meant transgender, not trans-species. | 1.2973 | 0.04544 | 148 | 111 | 30 | 7 |
1470 | Why are you being such a crab? | 1.2973 | 0.04544 | 148 | 111 | 30 | 7 |
1471 | Crustacean Liberation Front, my ass. That's the last time I'm going grocery shopping with you. | 1.2973 | 0.04544 | 148 | 111 | 30 | 7 |
1472 | Sometimes you’re just so shellfish. | 1.2973 | 0.04544 | 148 | 111 | 30 | 7 |
1473 | If I have to be The Turf again this year you are in hot water. | 1.2973 | 0.04932 | 148 | 115 | 22 | 11 |
1474 | Damn.hurry back to the ocean. You're already transforming. | 1.2973 | 0.04544 | 148 | 111 | 30 | 7 |
1475 | It's not "float like a butterfly, pinch like a bee" | 1.2973 | 0.04742 | 148 | 113 | 26 | 9 |
1476 | I suppose you want me to come and go talking of Michelangelo. | 1.2973 | 0.03770 | 148 | 114 | 28 | 6 |
1477 | It's not you, I just don't like holding hands. | 1.2973 | 0.04544 | 148 | 111 | 30 | 7 |
1478 | It amuses me that your mother thought that I would be trying to get my claws into you." | 1.2973 | 0.04644 | 148 | 112 | 28 | 8 |
1479 | I still don't understand your emails. | 1.2973 | 0.04544 | 148 | 111 | 30 | 7 |
1480 | Why can't you claw your way to the top the same way everyone else does? | 1.2973 | 0.04644 | 148 | 112 | 28 | 8 |
1481 | Well someone's a bit crabby today. | 1.2973 | 0.04442 | 148 | 110 | 32 | 6 |
1482 | I didn’t say you were grouchy, I said you were crabby | 1.2973 | 0.05024 | 148 | 116 | 20 | 12 |
1483 | Touch me again and you sleep in the butter dish tonight! | 1.2973 | 0.04742 | 148 | 113 | 26 | 9 |
1484 | Don't forget, we have to be in Kennebunkport by April. | 1.2973 | 0.04644 | 148 | 112 | 28 | 8 |
1485 | The B-52s are a band not a lifestyle. | 1.2973 | 0.04644 | 148 | 112 | 28 | 8 |
1486 | I don’t even know why I agreed to remove your rubber bands for tonight? | 1.2973 | 0.04544 | 148 | 111 | 30 | 7 |
1487 | Well, you certainly didn't get the crabs from me. | 1.2973 | 0.05024 | 148 | 116 | 20 | 12 |
1488 | Honey, I'm glad your no longer smoking but when can you take the claws off? | 1.2973 | 0.04644 | 148 | 112 | 28 | 8 |
1489 | No, I don't think our nickname should be "Surf 'n Turf"! | 1.2973 | 0.04838 | 148 | 114 | 24 | 10 |
1490 | Once again I caught you red-handed! | 1.2973 | 0.04544 | 148 | 111 | 30 | 7 |
1491 | arent you getting tired of finger foods??? | 1.2973 | 0.04442 | 148 | 110 | 32 | 6 |
1492 | Why the hell is it I keep having to fish you out of hot water? | 1.2973 | 0.04230 | 148 | 108 | 36 | 4 |
1493 | That’s the last time I ask you to scratch my back. | 1.2968 | 0.04111 | 155 | 113 | 38 | 4 |
1494 | I'm not being shellfish, you're just being crabby. | 1.2968 | 0.04593 | 155 | 118 | 28 | 9 |
1495 | frankly, you're being you're being a bit crabby. | 1.2968 | 0.04406 | 155 | 116 | 32 | 7 |
1496 | Let's skip the foreplay today. | 1.2968 | 0.04593 | 155 | 118 | 28 | 9 |
1497 | Don’t talk about ME being snippy! | 1.2968 | 0.04406 | 155 | 116 | 32 | 7 |
1498 | I'm not the one who's crabby | 1.2968 | 0.04683 | 155 | 119 | 26 | 10 |
1499 | If you call me crabby again, you'll be in hot water, mister. | 1.2968 | 0.04501 | 155 | 117 | 30 | 8 |
1500 | Not all they’re cracked up to be, are they? | 1.2968 | 0.04593 | 155 | 118 | 28 | 9 |
1501 | One more time and—I swear—I'm gonna put your rubber bands back on. | 1.2968 | 0.04501 | 155 | 117 | 30 | 8 |
1502 | I don't know why you insist on shopping at that second-hand store. | 1.2953 | 0.04518 | 149 | 112 | 30 | 7 |
1503 | Why do you have to be so shellfish? | 1.2953 | 0.04097 | 149 | 115 | 27 | 7 |
1504 | You need to update your profile picture. | 1.2949 | 0.04382 | 156 | 117 | 32 | 7 |
1505 | Well, in the bright side , we got you out of hot water just in time | 1.2949 | 0.04745 | 156 | 121 | 24 | 11 |
1506 | You just had to pinch the baby's cheeks, didn't you? | 1.2949 | 0.04476 | 156 | 118 | 30 | 8 |
1507 | Could we try something other than seafood tonight? | 1.2949 | 0.04476 | 156 | 118 | 30 | 8 |
1508 | You just had to go to Area 51, didn't you? | 1.2949 | 0.04189 | 156 | 115 | 36 | 5 |
1509 | You agree? Pinch me, I must be dreaming. | 1.2945 | 0.04778 | 146 | 112 | 25 | 9 |
1510 | So you won't be a piano player... It's OK.. | 1.2945 | 0.04365 | 146 | 108 | 33 | 5 |
1511 | Now I don't want you to hurt him. I just want you to scare him. | 1.2945 | 0.04255 | 146 | 107 | 35 | 4 |
1512 | You just can't keep your claws off | 1.2945 | 0.04576 | 146 | 110 | 29 | 7 |
1513 | I knew we stayed too long in Maine | 1.2937 | 0.04307 | 143 | 105 | 34 | 4 |
1514 | I don’t care if they are your favorite team. | 1.2937 | 0.04742 | 143 | 109 | 26 | 8 |
1515 | Do that once more and I'm getting out the rubber bands. | 1.2937 | 0.04307 | 143 | 105 | 34 | 4 |
1516 | You're just like your father, you never let things go. | 1.2937 | 0.04637 | 143 | 108 | 28 | 7 |
1517 | Well, your interspecies dating fling has certainly presented a challenge to our relationship. | 1.2937 | 0.04011 | 143 | 105 | 35 | 3 |
1518 | Some guys are all hands--but not you. | 1.2937 | 0.04637 | 143 | 108 | 28 | 7 |
1519 | How can you win first prize when you've lost the rest of the costume? | 1.2937 | 0.04530 | 143 | 107 | 30 | 6 |
1520 | Honestly Jeff, sometimes you can be just a pinch annoying. | 1.2937 | 0.04637 | 143 | 108 | 28 | 7 |
1521 | It’s not an accident that nobody makes a lobster claw dildo | 1.2937 | 0.05044 | 143 | 112 | 20 | 11 |
1522 | You cray cray. | 1.2937 | 0.04637 | 143 | 108 | 28 | 7 |
1523 | You've been spending way too much time in Maine. | 1.2937 | 0.04637 | 143 | 108 | 28 | 7 |
1524 | You could've just said you don't like holding hands in public. | 1.2937 | 0.04307 | 143 | 105 | 34 | 4 |
1525 | I told you the maitre d' wouldn't seat a man wearing shorts. | 1.2937 | 0.04845 | 143 | 110 | 24 | 9 |
1526 | I don’t think we’re at the stage where you meet my parents. Also, my father is allergic to shellfish. | 1.2937 | 0.04845 | 143 | 110 | 24 | 9 |
1527 | If the theater is going to insist on rubber bands, they should at least provide them. | 1.2937 | 0.04637 | 143 | 108 | 28 | 7 |
1528 | Edward Lobster-Hands and his agent after failing their audition. | 1.2937 | 0.04742 | 143 | 109 | 26 | 8 |
1529 | Well I can tell you right now Nephro, we are never visiting another petting zoo! | 1.2937 | 0.04742 | 143 | 109 | 26 | 8 |
1530 | It's humiliating enough! Did they have to print us in two colors? | 1.2937 | 0.04742 | 143 | 109 | 26 | 8 |
1531 | I just don't want to get hurt again. | 1.2937 | 0.04845 | 143 | 110 | 24 | 9 |
1532 | That is the last time we go to Red Lobster for sex advice! | 1.2937 | 0.04742 | 143 | 109 | 26 | 8 |
1533 | I told you I had a thing for mobsters. | 1.2937 | 0.04742 | 143 | 109 | 26 | 8 |
1534 | Yes, you did tell me your name was Clawed, but I didn't think it was spelled that way. | 1.2937 | 0.04742 | 143 | 109 | 26 | 8 |
1535 | If you had cloven feet, or even scales, fine, but my parents don’t like me dating shellfish men. | 1.2937 | 0.04530 | 143 | 107 | 30 | 6 |
1536 | That’s not what I was talking about when I said lobster is an aphrodisiac. | 1.2937 | 0.04845 | 143 | 110 | 24 | 9 |
1537 | Why couldn't you pick a normal pair of gloves? | 1.2937 | 0.04794 | 143 | 112 | 21 | 10 |
1538 | I'm sorry, Larry, but you simply can't blame everything on that. | 1.2937 | 0.04530 | 143 | 107 | 30 | 6 |
1539 | That’s it. We’re putting the rubber bands back on. | 1.2937 | 0.05044 | 143 | 112 | 20 | 11 |
1540 | From now on, keep your claws off me. | 1.2937 | 0.04742 | 143 | 109 | 26 | 8 |
1541 | If runway designers jumped off a cliff would you do that too? | 1.2937 | 0.04742 | 143 | 109 | 26 | 8 |
1542 | And don't you dare tell me you got them from trying on pants!" | 1.2937 | 0.04307 | 143 | 105 | 34 | 4 |
1543 | If you're thinking 'this might be the night,' then you can forget it. | 1.2937 | 0.04637 | 143 | 108 | 28 | 7 |
1544 | New York on a Saturday, you'd think it'd be easy to find some butter. | 1.2937 | 0.04191 | 143 | 104 | 36 | 3 |
1545 | You don’t have to tell me that Maine is in your blood. | 1.2937 | 0.04191 | 143 | 104 | 36 | 3 |
1546 | I preferred the scissors... | 1.2937 | 0.04530 | 143 | 107 | 30 | 6 |
1547 | Can't you play anything besides "Chopsticks"? | 1.2937 | 0.04530 | 143 | 107 | 30 | 6 |
1548 | Did you have to start crying when you saw your cousin on the plate? | 1.2937 | 0.04945 | 143 | 111 | 22 | 10 |
1549 | Say one more thing and I'll boil you head first | 1.2937 | 0.04845 | 143 | 110 | 24 | 9 |
1550 | I thought you and Dad would get along, considering how much he values a firm handshake. | 1.2937 | 0.04637 | 143 | 108 | 28 | 7 |
1551 | I told you don't get grabby...now you've ruined a nice evening. | 1.2937 | 0.04637 | 143 | 108 | 28 | 7 |
1552 | I just don't think it's a big enough reason not to have children. | 1.2937 | 0.04420 | 143 | 106 | 32 | 5 |
1553 | It’s always the same excuse with you. | 1.2937 | 0.04530 | 143 | 107 | 30 | 6 |
1554 | Remember when we used to hold hands? | 1.2937 | 0.04420 | 143 | 106 | 32 | 5 |
1555 | I guess they're better than alligator arms when the check comes. | 1.2937 | 0.04845 | 143 | 110 | 24 | 9 |
1556 | I'd've thought that would be on your profile. | 1.2937 | 0.04742 | 143 | 108 | 26 | 8 |
1557 | I said you are being selfish, not shellfish! | 1.2937 | 0.04637 | 143 | 108 | 28 | 7 |
1558 | and in the era of "me too!" | 1.2937 | 0.04307 | 143 | 105 | 34 | 4 |
1559 | Well, I do feel left out when you go to your crustacean group meetings. | 1.2933 | 0.04590 | 150 | 114 | 28 | 8 |
1560 | What I don't understand is why you decided to boil them. | 1.2930 | 0.04542 | 157 | 120 | 28 | 9 |
1561 | And you were complaining about my red shoes. | 1.2925 | 0.04549 | 147 | 111 | 29 | 7 |
1562 | At least the remote control is all mine now! | 1.2925 | 0.04549 | 147 | 111 | 29 | 7 |
1563 | I should never have let you start a species reassignment surgery | 1.2925 | 0.04549 | 147 | 111 | 29 | 7 |
1564 | Your dating profile definitely should have mentioned this. | 1.2925 | 0.04651 | 147 | 112 | 27 | 8 |
1565 | Clawing your way back won't work, Harry. | 1.2925 | 0.04446 | 147 | 113 | 27 | 7 |
1566 | Let's go eat lobster, you said. It'll be fun, you said. | 1.2917 | 0.04282 | 144 | 106 | 34 | 4 |
1567 | I know my profile said I love lobster, but.. | 1.2917 | 0.04609 | 144 | 109 | 28 | 7 |
1568 | That's the last time I help you go to the bathroom. | 1.2917 | 0.04503 | 144 | 108 | 30 | 6 |
1569 | The way you touch me just isn't kosher | 1.2917 | 0.04714 | 144 | 110 | 26 | 8 |
1570 | Market price is good, if you ever pinch me again I'd sleep with one eye open if I were you. | 1.2917 | 0.04394 | 144 | 107 | 32 | 5 |
1571 | And did you notice the smirk on that waiter’s face when we asked for more butter? | 1.2917 | 0.04394 | 144 | 107 | 32 | 5 |
1572 | Don't you feel crabby sometimes? | 1.2917 | 0.04503 | 144 | 108 | 30 | 6 |
1573 | Looks like you got yourself into some hot water | 1.2917 | 0.04394 | 144 | 107 | 32 | 5 |
1574 | Yeah, so you really think the jury's going to buy that? | 1.2917 | 0.04714 | 144 | 110 | 26 | 8 |
1575 | I told you to wear rubber bands when we go out in public. | 1.2917 | 0.04714 | 144 | 110 | 26 | 8 |
1576 | I don't care if you like the tail - I'm not wearing one. | 1.2917 | 0.04714 | 144 | 110 | 26 | 8 |
1577 | What's wrong with the tank you have? | 1.2917 | 0.04609 | 144 | 109 | 28 | 7 |
1578 | You caught me red handed. Again. | 1.2917 | 0.04503 | 144 | 108 | 30 | 6 |
1579 | I coulda sworn your profile said part motocyclist, part MOB-ster... | 1.2917 | 0.04394 | 144 | 107 | 32 | 5 |
1580 | No, I didn’t choose you from the tank. | 1.2917 | 0.04282 | 144 | 106 | 34 | 4 |
1581 | This is not going to get you out of doing the dishes. | 1.2917 | 0.04167 | 144 | 105 | 36 | 3 |
1582 | So... I thought that when you said you were into lobsters, you meant eating them! | 1.2917 | 0.04282 | 144 | 106 | 34 | 4 |
1583 | I’m getting tired of your constant snapping at me. | 1.2917 | 0.04394 | 144 | 107 | 32 | 5 |
1584 | This is the last time we see Dr. Moreau for your arthritis. | 1.2917 | 0.04503 | 144 | 108 | 30 | 6 |
1585 | You know, the HR department making you wear the “Pinchers of Shame” is actually something to be ashamed of. | 1.2917 | 0.04609 | 144 | 109 | 28 | 7 |
1586 | Right! You couldn't help pinching the waitress! | 1.2917 | 0.04915 | 144 | 112 | 22 | 10 |
1587 | And for god’s sake, don’t monopolize the Beluga hors d’oeuvres. | 1.2917 | 0.04282 | 144 | 106 | 34 | 4 |
1588 | All your friends wear rubber bands. Why do you have to be different? | 1.2917 | 0.04282 | 144 | 106 | 34 | 4 |
1589 | How am I the snappy one? | 1.2917 | 0.04609 | 144 | 109 | 28 | 7 |
1590 | Josephine told me last night you couldn't keep your claws off her. | 1.2917 | 0.04609 | 144 | 109 | 28 | 7 |
1591 | Get over it. Edward Scissorhands tanked his first audition. | 1.2917 | 0.04394 | 144 | 107 | 32 | 5 |
1592 | No pussy grabbing for you | 1.2917 | 0.04815 | 144 | 111 | 24 | 9 |
1593 | I know your profile said you've been slowly coming out of your shell, but honestly I just feel deceived. | 1.2917 | 0.04609 | 144 | 109 | 28 | 7 |
1594 | I told you not to take the rubberbands off until the second date. | 1.2917 | 0.04503 | 144 | 108 | 30 | 6 |
1595 | Fine, I get it — You feel like a pair of ragged claws scuttling across the floors of silent seas. But at least you could’ve shaved. | 1.2917 | 0.04394 | 144 | 107 | 32 | 5 |
1596 | Oh you don't think my parents are going to ask if your Jewish? | 1.2917 | 0.04394 | 144 | 107 | 32 | 5 |
1597 | I specifically said "Lobster Roll"....not stroll.... | 1.2917 | 0.04815 | 144 | 111 | 24 | 9 |
1598 | Why don’t you just say you want to move to Maine | 1.2917 | 0.04282 | 144 | 106 | 34 | 4 |
1599 | I don't care if you saw lint on my blouse and skirt! | 1.2917 | 0.04394 | 144 | 107 | 32 | 5 |
1600 | But you used to love it when I rubbed you with butter | 1.2917 | 0.04609 | 144 | 109 | 28 | 7 |
1601 | I have never understood a single sentence in The New Yorker | 1.2917 | 0.04503 | 144 | 108 | 30 | 6 |
1602 | So that's all you could think of when the genie gave you a free wish. | 1.2917 | 0.04394 | 144 | 107 | 32 | 5 |
1603 | Nothing against lobstermen, I just think your pictures were misleading. | 1.2917 | 0.04503 | 144 | 108 | 30 | 6 |
1604 | All of the animal kingdom and you choose this? | 1.2917 | 0.04714 | 144 | 110 | 26 | 8 |
1605 | I think we need to talk about our sex life. | 1.2917 | 0.04503 | 144 | 108 | 30 | 6 |
1606 | I know they cost $1200, but you look ridiculous. | 1.2917 | 0.04815 | 144 | 111 | 24 | 9 |
1607 | "You're been acting very shellfish lately." | 1.2917 | 0.04503 | 144 | 108 | 30 | 6 |
1608 | I seriously doubt this will land Maine an NFL team. | 1.2917 | 0.04282 | 144 | 106 | 34 | 4 |
1609 | You can't let go of anything, can you? | 1.2917 | 0.04167 | 144 | 105 | 36 | 3 |
1610 | I can’t bring you home for dinner because my parents keep kosher. | 1.2917 | 0.04394 | 144 | 107 | 32 | 5 |
1611 | I mean, you could have at least wished for jazz hands. | 1.2917 | 0.04394 | 144 | 107 | 32 | 5 |
1612 | I suppose you think I'm going to change the kitty litter from now on! | 1.2910 | 0.04717 | 134 | 101 | 27 | 6 |
1613 | Well, if she is just an old friend, why did she spend the whole meal buttering you up? | 1.2905 | 0.04913 | 148 | 116 | 21 | 11 |
1614 | Never. | 1.2889 | 0.04444 | 135 | 100 | 31 | 4 |
1615 | your wearing shorts in October ! | 1.2889 | 0.04917 | 135 | 104 | 23 | 8 |
1616 | You are just so damned shellfish. | 1.2889 | 0.04567 | 135 | 101 | 29 | 5 |
1617 | When you asked me if I was allergic to shellfish, I thought you were being ironic. | 1.2887 | 0.04534 | 142 | 107 | 29 | 6 |
1618 | What did you expect they were gonna tell you when you asked for a manicure?! | 1.2887 | 0.04479 | 142 | 109 | 26 | 7 |
1619 | You promised me that you were going to get a manicure beforeour anniversary dinner! | 1.2887 | 0.04423 | 142 | 106 | 31 | 5 |
1620 | If I could wipe my own butt I wouldn't be asking you to! | 1.2887 | 0.04853 | 142 | 110 | 23 | 9 |
1621 | No, I will not wear eau de clarified butter and thats final! | 1.2887 | 0.04423 | 142 | 106 | 31 | 5 |
1622 | I told you not to participate in that stupid gene splicing experiment. What dd you expect, the hands of Horowitz? | 1.2887 | 0.04749 | 142 | 109 | 25 | 8 |
1623 | Is THIS the anti-mugging device that you ordered off the internet? | 1.2887 | 0.04308 | 142 | 105 | 33 | 4 |
1624 | How did you even swipe right with those things? | 1.2887 | 0.04955 | 142 | 111 | 21 | 10 |
1625 | And second, Mom, dental school was your dream, not mine. | 1.2887 | 0.04853 | 142 | 110 | 23 | 9 |
1626 | You know what I hate most about this whole lobster claw hands phase you are going through? Helping you pee! | 1.2887 | 0.04643 | 142 | 108 | 27 | 7 |
1627 | How many times have I told you "pinch me, I'm must be dreaming" is a figure of speech, not meant literally? | 1.2887 | 0.05249 | 142 | 114 | 15 | 13 |
1628 | Well, clawing your way to the top hasn't worked, has it! | 1.2887 | 0.04423 | 142 | 106 | 31 | 5 |
1629 | When you said you had crabs I didn't know it was this serious | 1.2887 | 0.04749 | 142 | 109 | 25 | 8 |
1630 | What did you think the replacement clause meant ? | 1.2887 | 0.04308 | 142 | 105 | 33 | 4 |
1631 | I just feel like we're not the same type. | 1.2887 | 0.04423 | 142 | 106 | 31 | 5 |
1632 | Next time maybe we take the genie more seriously? | 1.2887 | 0.04191 | 142 | 104 | 35 | 3 |
1633 | And you call me a crab? | 1.2887 | 0.04643 | 142 | 108 | 27 | 7 |
1634 | That's it...were getting rubber bands! | 1.2887 | 0.04643 | 142 | 108 | 27 | 7 |
1635 | I liked it better when you were all hands. | 1.2887 | 0.04749 | 142 | 109 | 25 | 8 |
1636 | Yet another reason why full body shots in dating profiles should be mandatory. | 1.2887 | 0.04643 | 142 | 108 | 27 | 7 |
1637 | I suppose you also have crabs? | 1.2878 | 0.04706 | 139 | 106 | 26 | 7 |
1638 | I just want you to stop saying "vice-like grip". | 1.2878 | 0.04816 | 139 | 107 | 24 | 8 |
1639 | And you say I'm crabby. | 1.2878 | 0.04594 | 139 | 105 | 28 | 6 |
1640 | When your profile said that you identify as a lobster, I thought you were joking. | 1.2878 | 0.04116 | 139 | 101 | 36 | 2 |
1641 | YOU CAN FORGET THE FOREPLAY! | 1.2878 | 0.04479 | 139 | 104 | 30 | 5 |
1642 | How do you even wipe your a- nevermind. I don't want to know. God why can’t I just meet a normal guy? Fuck you, Tinder. | 1.2878 | 0.04923 | 139 | 108 | 22 | 9 |
1643 | Now what's the matter? | 1.2878 | 0.04816 | 139 | 107 | 24 | 8 |
1644 | Pinch my ass one more time and you'll be relocated to Riker's Island! | 1.2878 | 0.04594 | 139 | 105 | 28 | 6 |
1645 | what possibly could have happened that you stopped taking my calls? | 1.2878 | 0.04361 | 139 | 103 | 32 | 4 |
1646 | It's not going to happen. Stop singing I want to hold you hand. | 1.2878 | 0.04361 | 139 | 103 | 32 | 4 |
1647 | I saw you clawing that woman! | 1.2878 | 0.04594 | 139 | 105 | 28 | 6 |
1648 | I've got your nose?... Larry ... Seriously, you played I've got your nose? | 1.2878 | 0.04594 | 139 | 105 | 28 | 6 |
1649 | It's that darn sex offender registration. | 1.2878 | 0.04594 | 139 | 105 | 28 | 6 |
1650 | You seem to always forget your wallet. | 1.2878 | 0.04706 | 139 | 106 | 26 | 7 |
1651 | So what, we'll just never thumb wrestle? | 1.2878 | 0.04594 | 139 | 105 | 28 | 6 |
1652 | Ok, you’ve clawed your way to the top; now what? | 1.2878 | 0.04706 | 139 | 106 | 26 | 7 |
1653 | I told you 'prenuptial claws' was a stupid bit. | 1.2878 | 0.04479 | 139 | 104 | 30 | 5 |
1654 | You might have mentioned that "The Metamorphosis" is your favorite book in your profile. | 1.2878 | 0.04923 | 139 | 108 | 22 | 9 |
1655 | Now I know what it feels like to be caught red-handed. | 1.2878 | 0.04479 | 139 | 104 | 30 | 5 |
1656 | Well, Jeff, I still contend your protest over the tariffs is a tad too subtle. | 1.2878 | 0.05028 | 139 | 109 | 20 | 10 |
1657 | I still don't see why you aren't letting me get a unicorn horn, Bill. | 1.2878 | 0.04816 | 139 | 107 | 24 | 8 |
1658 | OK but the claws weren't in any of your Tinder photos. | 1.2878 | 0.05028 | 139 | 109 | 20 | 10 |
1659 | I think it's a bit of a stretch to call those "loving hands" in your dating profile | 1.2878 | 0.04594 | 139 | 105 | 28 | 6 |
1660 | I suppose you think my allergy to shellfish is the only problem? | 1.2878 | 0.04706 | 139 | 106 | 26 | 7 |
1661 | I’m just so tired of everyone calling you ‘Santa’... | 1.2878 | 0.04706 | 139 | 106 | 26 | 7 |
1662 | I wish they were just clammy again. | 1.2878 | 0.04816 | 139 | 107 | 24 | 8 |
1663 | Of course people were staring all night - look at the way you're dressed! | 1.2878 | 0.04479 | 139 | 104 | 30 | 5 |
1664 | I can’t put my finger on it, but something about this relationship isn’t kosher. | 1.2878 | 0.04479 | 139 | 104 | 30 | 5 |
1665 | Foreplay is out, dream date. | 1.2878 | 0.04706 | 139 | 106 | 26 | 7 |
1666 | You were all handsy earlier, and now this? Your mood swings are out of control! | 1.2878 | 0.04479 | 139 | 104 | 30 | 5 |
1667 | Just once could you not say "I'll just have a pinch, please." | 1.2878 | 0.04706 | 139 | 106 | 26 | 7 |
1668 | Stop saying that I'm trying to butter you up. | 1.2878 | 0.04421 | 139 | 105 | 27 | 6 |
1669 | Try to be less crabby when we visit my parents. | 1.2878 | 0.04479 | 139 | 104 | 30 | 5 |
1670 | I am not "A prisoner of binary thinking"! | 1.2878 | 0.04361 | 139 | 103 | 32 | 4 |
1671 | My mother warned me about dating someone from Maine. | 1.2878 | 0.04594 | 139 | 105 | 28 | 6 |
1672 | I hate that the kids call you CrawDad | 1.2878 | 0.04479 | 139 | 104 | 30 | 5 |
1673 | You bet I'm boiling mad. | 1.2878 | 0.04594 | 139 | 105 | 28 | 6 |
1674 | No, I will NOT call you. Crawdaddy. | 1.2878 | 0.04479 | 139 | 104 | 30 | 5 |
1675 | I didn't like the way you looked at that crab. | 1.2878 | 0.04594 | 139 | 105 | 28 | 6 |
1676 | Stay away from the cat. | 1.2878 | 0.04479 | 139 | 104 | 30 | 5 |
1677 | I'm tired of having you pick up fish for dinner | 1.2878 | 0.04361 | 139 | 103 | 32 | 4 |
1678 | He definitely won’t be able to find my clit now. | 1.2878 | 0.04923 | 139 | 108 | 22 | 9 |
1679 | You do everything halfway, Jeffrey. I was a mermaid." | 1.2878 | 0.05028 | 139 | 109 | 20 | 10 |
1680 | My father loathes a weak handshake. | 1.2878 | 0.04479 | 139 | 104 | 30 | 5 |
1681 | So shellfish... you KNOW I'm allergic to hyperbole. | 1.2878 | 0.04923 | 139 | 108 | 22 | 9 |
1682 | When you told me that they caught you red-handed, I didn't think you meant it literally! | 1.2878 | 0.04479 | 139 | 104 | 30 | 5 |
1683 | You dropped a ming vase? You wonder why they call you butterfingers! | 1.2878 | 0.04706 | 139 | 106 | 26 | 7 |
1684 | You just had to touch the china, didn't you?! | 1.2867 | 0.04720 | 143 | 110 | 25 | 8 |
1685 | That’s not even your Maine problem! | 1.2857 | 0.04566 | 140 | 106 | 28 | 6 |
1686 | I thought you were saying you wanted to be "selfish" for once. | 1.2857 | 0.04892 | 140 | 109 | 22 | 9 |
1687 | Touch my butt again and I'll turn you into a toad. | 1.2857 | 0.04452 | 140 | 105 | 30 | 5 |
1688 | Online you said you were Kosher | 1.2857 | 0.04677 | 140 | 107 | 26 | 7 |
1689 | I caught him red-handed. | 1.2857 | 0.04566 | 140 | 106 | 28 | 6 |
1690 | All I said was why don't we try that seafood restaurant on 48th street. | 1.2857 | 0.04566 | 140 | 106 | 28 | 6 |
1691 | I can't believe you won't introduce me your parents! | 1.2857 | 0.04677 | 140 | 107 | 26 | 7 |
1692 | I know you’re achey, but I wouldn’t take a hot bath if I were you. | 1.2857 | 0.04335 | 140 | 104 | 32 | 4 |
1693 | I thought your profile said a couple of small flaws, not huge tall claws!! | 1.2857 | 0.04509 | 140 | 108 | 25 | 7 |
1694 | No way am I letting you bring those into the bedroom. | 1.2857 | 0.04677 | 140 | 107 | 26 | 7 |
1695 | No, actually, I couldn't see them on your Tinder profile. | 1.2857 | 0.04566 | 140 | 106 | 28 | 6 |
1696 | No, when they say, “You literally have to claw your way to the top here,” they do not actually mean “literally.” | 1.2857 | 0.04892 | 140 | 109 | 22 | 9 |
1697 | I knew you weren't having safe sex! | 1.2847 | 0.04627 | 137 | 104 | 27 | 6 |
1698 | Rabbi doesn't approve of us. | 1.2847 | 0.04627 | 137 | 104 | 27 | 6 |
1699 | The days I only got a peck on the cheek are looking good now. | 1.2847 | 0.04742 | 137 | 105 | 25 | 7 |
1700 | I should be the one who is crabby. | 1.2847 | 0.04742 | 137 | 105 | 25 | 7 |
1701 | This isn't gonna work if you keep sidestepping all my advances. | 1.2847 | 0.04742 | 137 | 105 | 25 | 7 |
1702 | Don't try clawing your way out of this one | 1.2847 | 0.03581 | 137 | 106 | 27 | 4 |
1703 | I normally like a lot of foreplay, but . . . | 1.2847 | 0.04510 | 137 | 103 | 29 | 5 |
1704 | When you molt they will come off | 1.2847 | 0.04627 | 137 | 104 | 27 | 6 |
1705 | Clawing your way to the top is fine, but you might want to consider a business suit. | 1.2847 | 0.04627 | 137 | 104 | 27 | 6 |
1706 | You always have to take the rubber bands off, don't you? | 1.2847 | 0.04742 | 137 | 105 | 25 | 7 |
1707 | It isn’t as good as spiderman but it is better than roachboy. | 1.2847 | 0.04742 | 137 | 105 | 25 | 7 |
1708 | I want a divorce, Clawed. | 1.2847 | 0.04854 | 137 | 106 | 23 | 8 |
1709 | Your love for lobster is getting out of hand. | 1.2847 | 0.04389 | 137 | 102 | 31 | 4 |
1710 | I see you were caught red-handed. What's your excuse this time? | 1.2847 | 0.04742 | 137 | 105 | 25 | 7 |
1711 | You clearly don’t understand a pre-nuptial clause, or a homonym. | 1.2847 | 0.04963 | 137 | 107 | 21 | 9 |
1712 | You're taking your T. S. Eliot infatuation too far. | 1.2847 | 0.04854 | 137 | 106 | 23 | 8 |
1713 | Oh right, you always win the I felt awkward thing. | 1.2847 | 0.04510 | 137 | 103 | 29 | 5 |
1714 | How can you possibly think they don’t define you?! | 1.2847 | 0.04510 | 137 | 103 | 29 | 5 |
1715 | Pinching was supposed to just be our special thing. | 1.2847 | 0.04627 | 137 | 104 | 27 | 6 |
1716 | Stop it, before I get crabby! | 1.2847 | 0.05017 | 137 | 110 | 16 | 11 |
1717 | I just wish you’d gotten bitten by a Merman instead. | 1.2847 | 0.04963 | 137 | 107 | 21 | 9 |
1718 | You and your allergies have once again ruined our evening! | 1.2847 | 0.04742 | 137 | 105 | 25 | 7 |
1719 | I caught you red-handed flirting with my best friend, Larry. | 1.2837 | 0.04309 | 141 | 105 | 32 | 4 |
1720 | I begged you not to play that piano. | 1.2837 | 0.04648 | 141 | 110 | 23 | 8 |
1721 | Even if I do dress as a cup of melted butter, I don't think we're gonna win. | 1.2837 | 0.04648 | 141 | 108 | 26 | 7 |
1722 | So much for trying to claw your way to the top. | 1.2837 | 0.04538 | 141 | 107 | 28 | 6 |
1723 | Try that again and I'm getting out the rubber bands. | 1.2837 | 0.04538 | 141 | 107 | 28 | 6 |
1724 | You could at least aspire to be some sort of superhero. | 1.2837 | 0.04538 | 141 | 107 | 28 | 6 |
1725 | Clawed? Clawed? Being pawed is bad enough. | 1.2837 | 0.04190 | 141 | 104 | 34 | 3 |
1726 | Of course I’m not going to forgive you! I’ve just caught you red- handed. | 1.2837 | 0.04756 | 141 | 108 | 24 | 8 |
1727 | I didn't understand the special 'claws' in our prenuptial agreement. Now I'm going to leave you red-handed ! | 1.2837 | 0.04861 | 141 | 110 | 22 | 9 |
1728 | Looks like you're cooked. | 1.2837 | 0.04756 | 141 | 109 | 24 | 8 |
1729 | I look at you, and all I see is red!! | 1.2837 | 0.04648 | 141 | 108 | 26 | 7 |
1730 | I just don't think 'Lobsterman' has much of a superhero ring to it! | 1.2837 | 0.04309 | 141 | 105 | 32 | 4 |
1731 | Why am I disappointed? Of course I assumed your profile was referring to dinner. | 1.2837 | 0.04190 | 141 | 104 | 34 | 3 |
1732 | That's not what you father meant when he said you have to claw your way to success. | 1.2837 | 0.04538 | 141 | 107 | 28 | 6 |
1733 | Just tell me how you got the rubber bands off! | 1.2837 | 0.04190 | 141 | 104 | 34 | 3 |
1734 | You're the shellfish one in this relationship! | 1.2837 | 0.04538 | 141 | 107 | 28 | 6 |
1735 | I’m sick of you ignoring my texts. | 1.2837 | 0.04538 | 141 | 107 | 28 | 6 |
1736 | Well....o.k. But no foreplay | 1.2837 | 0.04190 | 141 | 104 | 34 | 3 |
1737 | I'm crabby? | 1.2837 | 0.04648 | 141 | 108 | 26 | 7 |
1738 | I double-checked your online dating profile again. You definitely did not include a hyphen in your occupation, ‘Lobster-Man’. | 1.2837 | 0.04648 | 141 | 108 | 26 | 7 |
1739 | I'm allowed to be crabby sometimes too! | 1.2837 | 0.04538 | 141 | 107 | 28 | 6 |
1740 | You could have at least tried on the tail. | 1.2837 | 0.04648 | 141 | 108 | 26 | 7 |
1741 | I'm just sick of your shellfishness | 1.2837 | 0.04425 | 141 | 106 | 30 | 5 |
1742 | There's a reason we don't hold hands in public | 1.2837 | 0.04861 | 141 | 110 | 22 | 9 |
1743 | Sometimes I wish you hadn't come out of your shell. | 1.2837 | 0.04538 | 141 | 107 | 28 | 6 |
1744 | No one appreciates you pointing out that's your friend in the tank. | 1.2837 | 0.04309 | 141 | 105 | 32 | 4 |
1745 | Rubber Bands are Wedding Bands in Maine | 1.2836 | 0.05148 | 134 | 106 | 18 | 10 |
1746 | Did you ever consider becoming a mohel? | 1.2836 | 0.04809 | 134 | 103 | 24 | 7 |
1747 | You're REALLY going to be in hot water when we get home. | 1.2836 | 0.04570 | 134 | 101 | 28 | 5 |
1748 | You're taking your T.S.Eliot thesis waaay too seriously. | 1.2836 | 0.04809 | 134 | 103 | 24 | 7 |
1749 | Keep your claws to yourself! You're not the President! | 1.2836 | 0.05148 | 134 | 106 | 18 | 10 |
1750 | ‘That’s the last time I go on Plenty of Fish.’ | 1.2836 | 0.04691 | 134 | 102 | 26 | 6 |
1751 | You transition, you get crabby." | 1.2826 | 0.04823 | 138 | 107 | 23 | 8 |
1752 | John if I hear you say 'claw-ful' one more time we are done... | 1.2826 | 0.04823 | 138 | 107 | 23 | 8 |
1753 | I'm boiling right now! No offense. | 1.2826 | 0.04541 | 138 | 107 | 24 | 7 |
1754 | Not what I meant by "Arbitration Clause" | 1.2826 | 0.04482 | 138 | 104 | 29 | 5 |
1755 | Damn it Glen! I told you to lay off the breast stuff! | 1.2826 | 0.04177 | 138 | 109 | 22 | 7 |
1756 | If they had boiled the rest of you we wouldn’t be having this conversation. | 1.2826 | 0.04482 | 138 | 104 | 29 | 5 |
1757 | If you grab my butt one more time . . . | 1.2826 | 0.04362 | 138 | 103 | 31 | 4 |
1758 | Those were NOT apparent from your profile pictures! | 1.2826 | 0.04598 | 138 | 105 | 27 | 6 |
1759 | Whenever we visit my family in Maine its like you grow a shell that you want hide in | 1.2826 | 0.04712 | 138 | 106 | 25 | 7 |
1760 | And what a wasted wish that was, Mr. Prufrock! | 1.2826 | 0.04482 | 138 | 104 | 29 | 5 |
1761 | You can't wear those forever, David. You're going to have to hold my sister's newborn eventually. | 1.2826 | 0.04712 | 138 | 106 | 25 | 7 |
1762 | It's fine. I can get my ring resized. | 1.2826 | 0.04823 | 138 | 107 | 23 | 8 |
1763 | You didn’t need to take me so seriously when I suggested you should try clawing your way to the top. | 1.2826 | 0.04482 | 138 | 104 | 29 | 5 |
1764 | I miss the days when your hands were just cold and clammy. | 1.2826 | 0.04482 | 138 | 104 | 29 | 5 |
1765 | You know I never have liked that shirt. | 1.2826 | 0.04712 | 138 | 106 | 25 | 7 |
1766 | Why do you always have to be so shellfish? | 1.2826 | 0.04823 | 138 | 107 | 23 | 8 |
1767 | Oh so the rubber bands come off and suddenly you’re Mr. Big Shot? | 1.2826 | 0.04482 | 138 | 104 | 29 | 5 |
1768 | God, what a mistake. You seemed like such a catch. | 1.2826 | 0.04598 | 138 | 105 | 27 | 6 |
1769 | Don’t be embarrassed Phil. I’m sure there were some other people who also thought Lobsterfest was like Comic-Con for seafood lovers. | 1.2826 | 0.04362 | 138 | 103 | 31 | 4 |
1770 | God, I hate your circus friends. | 1.2826 | 0.04712 | 138 | 106 | 25 | 7 |
1771 | Why are you always so crabby?" "Because you have no idea who I am! | 1.2826 | 0.04598 | 138 | 105 | 27 | 6 |
1772 | You can’t claw your way out this time. | 1.2826 | 0.04712 | 138 | 106 | 25 | 7 |
1773 | Yes, I know how it feels to be trapped | 1.2826 | 0.05142 | 138 | 110 | 17 | 11 |
1774 | You can bet you're gonna be in hot water! | 1.2826 | 0.04823 | 138 | 107 | 23 | 8 |
1775 | We should've known, with a name like 'Prosthetics R Us'. | 1.2826 | 0.04598 | 138 | 105 | 27 | 6 |
1776 | It’s always the same story - we go out, you drink too much and then you start clawing at me. | 1.2826 | 0.04712 | 138 | 106 | 25 | 7 |
1777 | I don't know what you were thinking - you know the tail is my favorite part." | 1.2826 | 0.05142 | 138 | 110 | 17 | 11 |
1778 | Oh yeah? And you’re no Prufrock. | 1.2826 | 0.04239 | 138 | 102 | 33 | 3 |
1779 | If you have to wear them, fine! But I will not call you Santa. | 1.2826 | 0.04823 | 138 | 107 | 23 | 8 |
1780 | You embarrassed me in that balloon modelling class. | 1.2826 | 0.04712 | 138 | 106 | 25 | 7 |
1781 | That “little pinch” was far more than just a tease sir! | 1.2826 | 0.04598 | 138 | 105 | 27 | 6 |
1782 | This won't work Bill, you're too shellfish. | 1.2826 | 0.04482 | 138 | 104 | 29 | 5 |
1783 | When you called me to tell me you had crabs I didn’t think that THIS is what you meant. | 1.2826 | 0.04482 | 138 | 104 | 29 | 5 |
1784 | Claude, how many times do I have to tell you. Stop pinching me. It hurts. | 1.2826 | 0.04712 | 138 | 106 | 25 | 7 |
1785 | You must admit you have been more than a little crabby lately | 1.2826 | 0.04823 | 138 | 107 | 23 | 8 |
1786 | I can get crabby sometimes. You made your point. | 1.2826 | 0.04931 | 138 | 108 | 21 | 9 |
1787 | Seriously? That makes up for giving me crabs? | 1.2826 | 0.04823 | 138 | 107 | 23 | 8 |
1788 | Yet again, Malcolm mysteriously finds himself facing accusations of getting "grabby" in public. | 1.2826 | 0.04482 | 138 | 104 | 29 | 5 |
1789 | Just because you're buying me dinner doesn't mean you can put your claws all over me later on. | 1.2826 | 0.04931 | 138 | 108 | 21 | 9 |
1790 | I saw you pinch her ass | 1.2826 | 0.04712 | 138 | 106 | 25 | 7 |
1791 | And if I get wet I turn into a little mermaid. | 1.2826 | 0.04482 | 138 | 104 | 29 | 5 |
1792 | Why couldn't you just ask for a doggy bag? | 1.2826 | 0.04482 | 138 | 104 | 29 | 5 |
1793 | You can beg all you want, no butter sauce in bed | 1.2817 | 0.04727 | 142 | 110 | 24 | 8 |
1794 | No, you can't pinch my butt. | 1.2817 | 0.04620 | 142 | 109 | 26 | 7 |
1795 | You give me claws for alarm. | 1.2806 | 0.04570 | 139 | 106 | 27 | 6 |
1796 | NO!! I don't care, I don't want us to help each other in the restroom | 1.2803 | 0.04726 | 132 | 101 | 25 | 6 |
1797 | You should have told me your crabs had gotten worse. | 1.2803 | 0.05080 | 132 | 104 | 19 | 9 |
1798 | I just don’t see Broadway being that interested in doing a musical about your life, that’s all.” | 1.2803 | 0.04726 | 132 | 101 | 25 | 6 |
1799 | If you call me the crabby one ONE MORE TIME, so help me God, I’ll— | 1.2803 | 0.04965 | 132 | 103 | 21 | 8 |
1800 | Did you notice Chloe's slight about you growing up in Maine? | 1.2803 | 0.04475 | 132 | 99 | 29 | 4 |
1801 | I really mean when I say “keep your claws off me!”. | 1.2803 | 0.04726 | 132 | 101 | 25 | 6 |
1802 | So that's how you were able to claw your way to the top? | 1.2803 | 0.04847 | 132 | 102 | 23 | 7 |
1803 | What next, tails? | 1.2803 | 0.04847 | 132 | 102 | 23 | 7 |
1804 | I've never teased you about YOUR mother. | 1.2803 | 0.04344 | 132 | 98 | 31 | 3 |
1805 | Can’t say I ever thought I would be banned from a Red Lobster. | 1.2803 | 0.04209 | 132 | 97 | 33 | 2 |
1806 | You can stop trying to butter me up, I’m real steamed | 1.2803 | 0.05080 | 132 | 104 | 19 | 9 |
1807 | Well, you're the one whose crabby! | 1.2803 | 0.04475 | 132 | 99 | 29 | 4 |
1808 | This week on "Botched". . . | 1.2803 | 0.05193 | 132 | 105 | 17 | 10 |
1809 | I told you not to eat the lobster bisque with your fingers. | 1.2803 | 0.04726 | 132 | 101 | 25 | 6 |
1810 | You are so bathetic. | 1.2803 | 0.04726 | 132 | 101 | 25 | 6 |
1811 | Maybe massage therapy just isn't your thing.. | 1.2803 | 0.04475 | 132 | 99 | 29 | 4 |
1812 | You know the Halloween party is on cape cod...Lobster costumes are out sharks are in .... | 1.2803 | 0.04847 | 132 | 102 | 23 | 7 |
1813 | That's no excuse for not reaching for the check | 1.2803 | 0.04475 | 132 | 99 | 29 | 4 |
1814 | Look Ma no hands. | 1.2803 | 0.04602 | 132 | 100 | 27 | 5 |
1815 | No,no! A comma puts a pause at the end of your clause. | 1.2803 | 0.04847 | 132 | 102 | 23 | 7 |
1816 | Okay, okay, you've made your point. You're not a shellfish guy. | 1.2803 | 0.04602 | 132 | 100 | 27 | 5 |
1817 | You’re right, I should have put this in my profile. | 1.2803 | 0.04602 | 132 | 100 | 27 | 5 |
1818 | Don't even THINK about holding my hand." | 1.2803 | 0.04475 | 132 | 99 | 29 | 4 |
1819 | If the Mayor wants you to do ribbon cuttings he should pay you. | 1.2803 | 0.04475 | 132 | 99 | 29 | 4 |
1820 | I said our prenuptial agreement contained a 'clause,' not.. | 1.2803 | 0.04344 | 132 | 98 | 31 | 3 |
1821 | And they named you Claude why? | 1.2803 | 0.04602 | 132 | 100 | 27 | 5 |
1822 | Your piano gig at the seafood restaurant did not go well! | 1.2803 | 0.04847 | 132 | 102 | 23 | 7 |
1823 | They better be returnable. | 1.2803 | 0.04475 | 132 | 99 | 29 | 4 |
1824 | Date night and you are wearing board shorts and a sweatshirt. We are not going to Applebees! I hate my life. | 1.2794 | 0.04748 | 136 | 105 | 24 | 7 |
1825 | At least they stopped commenting on my "tail." | 1.2794 | 0.04512 | 136 | 103 | 28 | 5 |
1826 | You know how I love to be buttered up. | 1.2794 | 0.04631 | 136 | 104 | 26 | 6 |
1827 | The next time someone says she could use a hand, try to remember the last three lawsuits | 1.2794 | 0.04390 | 136 | 102 | 30 | 4 |
1828 | Please don’t try anything on our first date. | 1.2794 | 0.04134 | 136 | 105 | 26 | 5 |
1829 | I caught you red handed buttering her up at the seafood bar. | 1.2794 | 0.04512 | 136 | 103 | 28 | 5 |
1830 | Did you really have to go to such lengths not to hold my bag? | 1.2794 | 0.05080 | 136 | 108 | 18 | 10 |
1831 | And your calling me crabby!! | 1.2794 | 0.04631 | 136 | 104 | 26 | 6 |
1832 | I just wish you’d leave skeletons in the closet instead of on the bathroom floor. | 1.2794 | 0.04972 | 136 | 107 | 20 | 9 |
1833 | Your "It's the claw!" thing to the child in the next booth was simply uncalled for. | 1.2794 | 0.04390 | 136 | 102 | 30 | 4 |
1834 | Maybe you could be less shellfish. | 1.2794 | 0.04748 | 136 | 105 | 24 | 7 |
1835 | Well, you certainly were crabby this evening. | 1.2794 | 0.04631 | 136 | 104 | 26 | 6 |
1836 | I'm sorry but that's not an excuse for pinching her. | 1.2794 | 0.04134 | 136 | 100 | 34 | 2 |
1837 | You were nicer with a tail. | 1.2794 | 0.04972 | 136 | 107 | 20 | 9 |
1838 | Butter might free me but it seems like bad karma. | 1.2794 | 0.05080 | 136 | 108 | 18 | 10 |
1839 | I hope those are imitation lobster. | 1.2782 | 0.04573 | 133 | 101 | 27 | 5 |
1840 | I’m just tired of you always snapping at me. | 1.2782 | 0.04815 | 133 | 103 | 23 | 7 |
1841 | How did you even swipe right on me? | 1.2782 | 0.04446 | 133 | 100 | 29 | 4 |
1842 | For the last time, I know what pescatarian means. | 1.2782 | 0.04815 | 133 | 103 | 23 | 7 |
1843 | 4th of July,Portland,Maine | 1.2778 | 0.04865 | 126 | 97 | 23 | 6 |
1844 | You accuse me of being crabby? | 1.2778 | 0.04733 | 126 | 96 | 25 | 5 |
1845 | No, Peter, you were supposed to get bitten by a spider, not a spider crab!" | 1.2748 | 0.04605 | 131 | 100 | 26 | 5 |
1846 | I don’t care if they were on sale. | 1.2748 | 0.04205 | 131 | 97 | 32 | 2 |
1847 | I should have been suspicious when your Match.com nickname was "Giant Lobster Claws" | 1.2748 | 0.05089 | 131 | 104 | 18 | 9 |
1848 | I told you I don't date Cancers... | 1.2748 | 0.04605 | 131 | 100 | 26 | 5 |
1849 | When you wrote on your dating profile that your friends call you “Claude,” I didn’t know they meant that literally. | 1.2748 | 0.04605 | 131 | 100 | 26 | 5 |
1850 | My friend warned me you were cray-cray. | 1.2748 | 0.04853 | 131 | 102 | 22 | 7 |
1851 | and you said I'M a crab? | 1.2748 | 0.04475 | 131 | 99 | 28 | 4 |
1852 | Oh, I'm the one being snippy? | 1.2748 | 0.04605 | 131 | 100 | 26 | 5 |
1853 | This is so humiliating; all my friends say that you must be lousy in bed. | 1.2748 | 0.04475 | 131 | 99 | 28 | 4 |
1854 | I did not say you're a crab. I just said you're acting like one. | 1.2748 | 0.04605 | 131 | 100 | 26 | 5 |
1855 | I told you to shave and I hate those shorts! | 1.2748 | 0.04605 | 131 | 100 | 26 | 5 |
1856 | You're being shellfish again. | 1.2748 | 0.04605 | 131 | 100 | 26 | 5 |
1857 | What did you think of the crab cakes? | 1.2748 | 0.04730 | 131 | 101 | 24 | 6 |
1858 | You could have told me you didn’t want to go to Red Lobster and spared me your tirade. | 1.2734 | 0.05048 | 128 | 101 | 19 | 8 |
1859 | You hand models are something else. | 1.2734 | 0.04602 | 128 | 100 | 22 | 6 |
1860 | Your online profile said "suffers from clammy hands" but this is a little too much for me. | 1.2734 | 0.05048 | 128 | 101 | 19 | 8 |
1861 | If we're going to date, you're going to have to wear rubber bands. | 1.2734 | 0.04798 | 128 | 99 | 23 | 6 |
1862 | I am NOT crabby. You Are!!! | 1.2734 | 0.05048 | 128 | 101 | 19 | 8 |
1863 | I can’t believe we’ve been dating for 2 years and you still won’t hold hands | 1.2734 | 0.04668 | 128 | 98 | 25 | 5 |
1864 | No! I won't give you a hand job. | 1.2734 | 0.04668 | 128 | 98 | 25 | 5 |
1865 | If you didn't want to see the palm reader you should have just said so! | 1.2734 | 0.04397 | 128 | 96 | 29 | 3 |
1866 | So, you're a witch who doesn't like men who get "handsy" on first dates. Noted! | 1.2734 | 0.05048 | 128 | 101 | 19 | 8 |
1867 | You know, you can just say that you don't like going to the sign language class with me. | 1.2734 | 0.04925 | 128 | 100 | 21 | 7 |
1868 | I said I have a thing for MOBsters | 1.2734 | 0.04925 | 128 | 100 | 21 | 7 |
1869 | Can we stop at Walgreen’s? I need some rubber bands. | 1.2734 | 0.04925 | 128 | 100 | 21 | 7 |
1870 | I thought I had finally cracked you, Lou, but wow, you're a lot of work. | 1.2734 | 0.04798 | 128 | 99 | 23 | 6 |
1871 | Just wait 'til I get a piranha mouth. | 1.2727 | 0.05168 | 132 | 106 | 16 | 10 |
1872 | When your transition is complete, you'll be doing your own zipping. | 1.2727 | 0.04939 | 132 | 104 | 20 | 8 |
1873 | Ugh! You’re more and more shellfish every day! | 1.2727 | 0.04939 | 132 | 104 | 20 | 8 |
1874 | You wouldn’t even try on the mittens my mother knit you. | 1.2727 | 0.04699 | 132 | 102 | 24 | 6 |
1875 | There’s nothing in your Tinder profile about been a CRISPR afionado | 1.2727 | 0.04699 | 132 | 102 | 24 | 6 |
1876 | You should have told me that your mother is a lobster. | 1.2727 | 0.04446 | 132 | 100 | 28 | 4 |
1877 | I thought you said you "loved" lobster, not that you're "part" lobster. | 1.2720 | 0.04454 | 125 | 94 | 28 | 3 |
1878 | I’m sure she WANTED to shake hands, but I already told you Mila’s Kosher! | 1.2720 | 0.04666 | 125 | 98 | 21 | 6 |
1879 | I had the strangest dream last night. Your feet were duck feet. | 1.2720 | 0.04735 | 125 | 96 | 24 | 5 |
1880 | So, this is what you meant when you said you had hot hands. | 1.2720 | 0.05000 | 125 | 98 | 20 | 7 |
1881 | This is probably a good time to put things on ice. | 1.2720 | 0.04454 | 125 | 94 | 28 | 3 |
1882 | I don't do shellfish. | 1.2720 | 0.04597 | 125 | 95 | 26 | 4 |
1883 | No, it has nothing to do with the Me Too movement...your pinching at work just has to stop. | 1.2720 | 0.04597 | 125 | 95 | 26 | 4 |
1884 | "Sorry...I just don't see us mating for life. | 1.2720 | 0.04454 | 125 | 94 | 28 | 3 |
1885 | If you don't want to do the dishes, just say so. | 1.2720 | 0.04869 | 125 | 97 | 22 | 6 |
1886 | All I'm saying is that you've been crabby lately. | 1.2713 | 0.04505 | 129 | 98 | 27 | 4 |
1887 | Deny, deflect, dismiss, but you were caught red-handed. | 1.2713 | 0.04637 | 129 | 99 | 25 | 5 |
1888 | When you said you were volunteering for a medical experiment, I thought it was for your clogged sinuses. | 1.2713 | 0.04766 | 129 | 100 | 23 | 6 |
1889 | There's no need to get snippy! | 1.2698 | 0.04565 | 126 | 96 | 26 | 4 |
1890 | I'll "do in a pinch"? That really hurts! | 1.2698 | 0.04965 | 126 | 99 | 20 | 7 |
1891 | How about I scratch your back and you scratch your back? | 1.2698 | 0.04835 | 126 | 98 | 22 | 6 |
1892 | I told you I preferred clammy hands. | 1.2698 | 0.04702 | 126 | 97 | 24 | 5 |
1893 | You are not allowed in a thrift store alone anymore. | 1.2698 | 0.04424 | 126 | 95 | 28 | 3 |
1894 | They stay until you learn to keep your hands to yourself. | 1.2698 | 0.04965 | 126 | 99 | 20 | 7 |
1895 | I thought you were kidding when you said our pre-nup had a lobster clause. | 1.2698 | 0.04835 | 126 | 98 | 22 | 6 |
1896 | I thought your NAME was Claude. | 1.2698 | 0.04565 | 126 | 96 | 26 | 4 |
1897 | If I have told you once, I have told you a thousand times to keep your claws off me, or there will be consequences. | 1.2698 | 0.04702 | 126 | 97 | 24 | 5 |
1898 | I hate it when you get so crabby. | 1.2698 | 0.04565 | 126 | 96 | 26 | 4 |
1899 | You didn't know it was a kosher restaurant? | 1.2698 | 0.04565 | 126 | 96 | 26 | 4 |
1900 | Sorry, but scuttling across the floors of silent seas is not my idea of a hot first date. | 1.2698 | 0.04835 | 126 | 98 | 22 | 6 |
1901 | I meant to order lobster from Maine, not lobster les mains! Stupid autocorrect. | 1.2698 | 0.04835 | 126 | 98 | 22 | 6 |
1902 | Good luck hailing a cab. | 1.2698 | 0.04965 | 126 | 99 | 20 | 7 |
1903 | Honestly Roger, I finally get why people call you Dependent Clause.” | 1.2698 | 0.04424 | 126 | 95 | 28 | 3 |
1904 | This wouldn’t happen if you kept your hands to yourself. | 1.2698 | 0.04565 | 126 | 96 | 26 | 4 |
1905 | You're soaking those things in drawn butter and lemon the second we get home. | 1.2698 | 0.04702 | 126 | 97 | 24 | 5 |
1906 | You better keep your claws to yourself, Mister | 1.2698 | 0.04278 | 126 | 99 | 22 | 5 |
1907 | Choosing to wear crab claws shouldn't grant you a disability parking permit. | 1.2698 | 0.04565 | 126 | 96 | 26 | 4 |
1908 | Don't shake anybody's hand- our insurance won't cover it. | 1.2698 | 0.04424 | 126 | 95 | 28 | 3 |
1909 | Quit trying to butter me up. | 1.2698 | 0.04702 | 126 | 97 | 24 | 5 |
1910 | Not only too expensive but they're starting to smell bad. | 1.2698 | 0.04565 | 126 | 96 | 26 | 4 |
1911 | Whatever you read on the Internet, I can assure you that walking around with huge lobster claws on your hands will not raise your IQ. | 1.2698 | 0.04965 | 126 | 99 | 20 | 7 |
1912 | Embarrass me again and you are in hot water! | 1.2698 | 0.04702 | 126 | 97 | 24 | 5 |
1913 | OK, but no more foreplay | 1.2698 | 0.04702 | 126 | 97 | 24 | 5 |
1914 | I suppose this means that we will not be able to visit any friends who have a fish tank. | 1.2698 | 0.04702 | 126 | 97 | 24 | 5 |
1915 | Will you put those things away! | 1.2698 | 0.05091 | 126 | 100 | 18 | 8 |
1916 | My last boyfriend has Russian hands and the previous Roman fingers but you win out as a bottom feeder. | 1.2698 | 0.05214 | 126 | 101 | 16 | 9 |
1917 | I told you to use hand lotion. | 1.2698 | 0.04565 | 126 | 96 | 26 | 4 |
1918 | Butter fingers is not a compliment. | 1.2698 | 0.04424 | 126 | 95 | 28 | 3 |
1919 | And keep your claws off me! | 1.2698 | 0.05091 | 126 | 100 | 18 | 8 |
1920 | You don't think that's an over-reaction to #MeToo? | 1.2698 | 0.04702 | 126 | 97 | 24 | 5 |
1921 | Any new strategies for "clawing your way to the top"? | 1.2698 | 0.05091 | 126 | 100 | 18 | 8 |
1922 | Mother didn't think it was funny either! | 1.2698 | 0.04965 | 126 | 99 | 20 | 7 |
1923 | That was the first and last time we go to second base. | 1.2698 | 0.04835 | 126 | 98 | 22 | 6 |
1924 | I had way more fun dating that fly with the human head and arms. | 1.2698 | 0.04835 | 126 | 98 | 22 | 6 |
1925 | There is no need to snap at me! | 1.2698 | 0.04702 | 126 | 97 | 24 | 5 |
1926 | I asked you to call a cab... | 1.2698 | 0.04965 | 126 | 99 | 20 | 7 |
1927 | If you touch my hair again, you’ll be in hot water. | 1.2698 | 0.04702 | 126 | 97 | 24 | 5 |
1928 | Cold hands, warm heart. | 1.2698 | 0.04835 | 126 | 98 | 22 | 6 |
1929 | You can take the man out of Maine but... | 1.2698 | 0.04965 | 126 | 99 | 20 | 7 |
1930 | I guess we won’t be holding hands any time soon, | 1.2698 | 0.04835 | 126 | 98 | 22 | 6 |
1931 | I said I love Santa Claus not lobster claws | 1.2698 | 0.04965 | 126 | 99 | 20 | 7 |
1932 | No Bermudas in months with an R, what on earth...? | 1.2698 | 0.04565 | 126 | 96 | 26 | 4 |
1933 | You asked me to draw you a hot bath. So what if it was over an open flame." | 1.2698 | 0.04565 | 126 | 96 | 26 | 4 |
1934 | I've been catfished, but never crawfished. | 1.2698 | 0.04965 | 126 | 99 | 20 | 7 |
1935 | You deserve crabs! That's what you get for cheating! | 1.2698 | 0.05453 | 126 | 103 | 12 | 11 |
1936 | No! Not if you’re going to keep snapping at me like that.” | 1.2698 | 0.04424 | 126 | 95 | 28 | 3 |
1937 | I mean, we GOT our flu shots. Why won't she let us hold the new baby? | 1.2698 | 0.04424 | 126 | 95 | 28 | 3 |
1938 | Just another excuse to avoid chores | 1.2698 | 0.04702 | 126 | 97 | 24 | 5 |
1939 | I can't believe you didn't speak to me before you had it done. | 1.2698 | 0.04835 | 126 | 98 | 22 | 6 |
1940 | Your father runs a lobster boat, what does your mother do? | 1.2698 | 0.05214 | 126 | 101 | 16 | 9 |
1941 | A first-class restaurant would have put your takeaway leftovers in a bag. | 1.2698 | 0.05091 | 126 | 100 | 18 | 8 |
1942 | It's nothing that a little butter couldn't fix. | 1.2698 | 0.04702 | 126 | 97 | 24 | 5 |
1943 | If I have to say it again, our divorce will be at ‘Market Price’. | 1.2698 | 0.04835 | 126 | 98 | 22 | 6 |
1944 | I'm sorry. Jewish parents like mine just have old-fashioned ideas about potential husband material. | 1.2698 | 0.05214 | 126 | 101 | 16 | 9 |
1945 | You can't claw your way out of this, Jeff! | 1.2698 | 0.05335 | 126 | 102 | 14 | 10 |
1946 | Remember me telling you, 'you are what you eat'? | 1.2698 | 0.04965 | 126 | 99 | 20 | 7 |
1947 | You should have told me you were related before I ordered. | 1.2698 | 0.04565 | 126 | 96 | 26 | 4 |
1948 | You need to grow up and get a job. | 1.2698 | 0.04702 | 126 | 97 | 24 | 5 |
1949 | If you're going to claw your way up, you might want to re-think the shorts. | 1.2698 | 0.04565 | 126 | 96 | 26 | 4 |
1950 | That's not what I meant when I said I hope our neighbor gets pinched for stealing our newspapers. | 1.2698 | 0.04634 | 126 | 99 | 21 | 6 |
1951 | The last time you wore those out it got us both in hot water. | 1.2698 | 0.04835 | 126 | 98 | 22 | 6 |
1952 | That was no love pinch. | 1.2698 | 0.04702 | 126 | 97 | 24 | 5 |
1953 | I’m sorry I’m an Aries, I don’t get along with people who are Cancer. | 1.2698 | 0.04965 | 126 | 99 | 20 | 7 |
1954 | We’re together and you should wear your bands | 1.2698 | 0.04702 | 126 | 97 | 24 | 5 |
1955 | And another thing: why do I always have to carry your wallet. I'm not your mother. | 1.2698 | 0.04702 | 126 | 97 | 24 | 5 |
1956 | You’re gonna be in hot water when we get home. | 1.2698 | 0.04565 | 126 | 96 | 26 | 4 |
1957 | Not from Maine? Boston perhaps? | 1.2698 | 0.04835 | 126 | 98 | 22 | 6 |
1958 | I’m just afraid you’re going to get attached. | 1.2698 | 0.04702 | 126 | 97 | 24 | 5 |
1959 | And you still can't grab a cab! | 1.2677 | 0.04534 | 127 | 97 | 26 | 4 |
1960 | Draw me like one of your French girls? You can't even draw butter. | 1.2677 | 0.04802 | 127 | 99 | 22 | 6 |
1961 | How many times do I have to say it? I am a capable independent woman who can crack open her own mussels at dinner. | 1.2677 | 0.04930 | 127 | 100 | 20 | 7 |
1962 | I know you're uncomfortable at seafood restaurants, but sometimes I just have to have some. | 1.2677 | 0.04394 | 127 | 96 | 28 | 3 |
1963 | You have the right to bear arms. You do not have the right to lobster arms. | 1.2677 | 0.04534 | 127 | 97 | 26 | 4 |
1964 | You said, and I quote "Just take the rubber bands off, it'll be fine. | 1.2672 | 0.04475 | 116 | 87 | 27 | 2 |
1965 | Some SuperHero you are if all you can do is crack open nuts. | 1.2661 | 0.04873 | 124 | 97 | 21 | 6 |
1966 | Pinch me one more time and I swear I'll turn those red claws blue. | 1.2661 | 0.05135 | 124 | 99 | 17 | 8 |
1967 | We can't go on like this, Carl. I keep kosher. | 1.2661 | 0.04737 | 124 | 96 | 23 | 5 |
1968 | It wasn't your claws that kept us from getting a table, but that you thought jean shorts were proper dress for a 5-star restaurant. | 1.2661 | 0.04737 | 124 | 96 | 23 | 5 |
1969 | You didn't have to steal them. They were part of the meal. | 1.2661 | 0.04737 | 124 | 96 | 23 | 5 |
1970 | I thought once I cut the rubber bands off, we could at least try holding hands. | 1.2661 | 0.04596 | 124 | 95 | 25 | 4 |
1971 | My favorite movie? Edward Scissorhands! | 1.2661 | 0.04737 | 124 | 96 | 23 | 5 |
1972 | Oh, get a grip, Frank. | 1.2661 | 0.04596 | 124 | 95 | 25 | 4 |
1973 | Well, you do have a nice thorax. | 1.2661 | 0.05006 | 124 | 98 | 19 | 7 |
1974 | If you ever call me Melania again, we'll see who has the sharper claws. | 1.2661 | 0.05135 | 124 | 99 | 17 | 8 |
1975 | Never, repeat, never pat me on the bottom again! | 1.2661 | 0.04737 | 124 | 96 | 23 | 5 |
1976 | Did you have to be that snappy to the waiter? | 1.2661 | 0.04873 | 124 | 97 | 21 | 6 |
1977 | I said I’m sorry. Just please stop saying you’re boiling mad! | 1.2661 | 0.04873 | 124 | 97 | 21 | 6 |
1978 | Pinch my ass one more time, I swear... | 1.2661 | 0.04596 | 124 | 95 | 25 | 4 |
1979 | It's not you, Harry. It's me. | 1.2650 | 0.05063 | 117 | 92 | 19 | 6 |
1980 | I told you not to use the hot tub. | 1.2650 | 0.04915 | 117 | 91 | 21 | 5 |
1981 | Ok, I get it-you don't like doing the dishes | 1.2640 | 0.04493 | 125 | 98 | 22 | 5 |
1982 | You could just say you don't like to shake hands. | 1.2640 | 0.04839 | 125 | 98 | 21 | 6 |
1983 | Maybe you're OK with the side effect from your virility prescription, but you can be sure there won't be any more foreplay. | 1.2640 | 0.05098 | 125 | 100 | 17 | 8 |
1984 | What does she have that I don't, besides the claws? | 1.2640 | 0.04839 | 125 | 98 | 21 | 6 |
1985 | Colin Farrell you are not. | 1.2640 | 0.05223 | 125 | 101 | 15 | 9 |
1986 | I do love you. It's just that you're always clawing at me. | 1.2640 | 0.04703 | 125 | 97 | 23 | 5 |
1987 | Why didn't you just text me? | 1.2640 | 0.04564 | 125 | 96 | 25 | 4 |
1988 | You don't ever want to pinch my hand anymore. | 1.2640 | 0.04970 | 125 | 99 | 19 | 7 |
1989 | Had I known this is what you meant by "trans," I never would have messaged you on Tinder. | 1.2640 | 0.04970 | 125 | 99 | 19 | 7 |
1990 | It's time you got your OWN nail polish! | 1.2640 | 0.05098 | 125 | 100 | 17 | 8 |
1991 | Stop lying. I caught you red-handed. | 1.2640 | 0.04564 | 125 | 96 | 25 | 4 |
1992 | Foreplay? I don't think so... | 1.2640 | 0.04839 | 125 | 98 | 21 | 6 |
1993 | I use speech to text. | 1.2640 | 0.04420 | 125 | 95 | 27 | 3 |
1994 | I can't see how you're comfortable going out to dinner in shorts. | 1.2640 | 0.04839 | 125 | 98 | 21 | 6 |
1995 | Well at least they got the color right! | 1.2640 | 0.04970 | 125 | 99 | 19 | 7 |
1996 | So you're Claude, eh? I should have known.. | 1.2640 | 0.04703 | 125 | 97 | 23 | 5 |
1997 | Maybe after you moult... | 1.2640 | 0.04839 | 125 | 98 | 21 | 6 |
1998 | This is why I can't date East Coast men. | 1.2623 | 0.04911 | 122 | 96 | 20 | 6 |
1999 | When you phoned me and said you’d acquired superhero powers, at first I was excited. | 1.2623 | 0.05180 | 122 | 98 | 16 | 8 |
2000 | No, I'm NOT getting the sexy lobster bib. | 1.2623 | 0.04627 | 122 | 94 | 24 | 4 |
2001 | And then you overreacted when I simply recommended a hot bath. | 1.2623 | 0.04771 | 122 | 95 | 22 | 5 |
2002 | Clause, Henry. Prenuptial clause. | 1.2623 | 0.04771 | 122 | 95 | 22 | 5 |
2003 | I draw the line with the melted butter! | 1.2623 | 0.04771 | 122 | 95 | 22 | 5 |
2004 | Edward Scissorshand You're Not | 1.2623 | 0.04627 | 122 | 94 | 24 | 4 |
2005 | That's the last time we watch a Johnny Depp movie before dinner. | 1.2623 | 0.05047 | 122 | 97 | 18 | 7 |
2006 | I told you when you meet my family, not to shake hands! | 1.2623 | 0.04911 | 122 | 96 | 20 | 6 |
2007 | Oh, so I'm the crabby one? | 1.2623 | 0.04911 | 122 | 96 | 20 | 6 |
2008 | I did say that I love lobster, but this changes nothing for us. | 1.2623 | 0.05047 | 122 | 97 | 18 | 7 |
2009 | Please stop saying you'll 'Be there in a pinch." | 1.2623 | 0.04627 | 122 | 94 | 24 | 4 |
2010 | The only thing all men seem to have in common is the audacity. | 1.2623 | 0.04771 | 122 | 95 | 22 | 5 |
2011 | Maybe you should go back to Maine. | 1.2623 | 0.04911 | 122 | 96 | 20 | 6 |
2012 | A class on Origami? Really? | 1.2623 | 0.03999 | 122 | 95 | 24 | 3 |
2013 | I just don’t understand how some men let themselves get bitten by radioactive lobsters. | 1.2623 | 0.04911 | 122 | 96 | 20 | 6 |
2014 | You don't have to be so snappy. | 1.2623 | 0.04627 | 122 | 94 | 24 | 4 |
2015 | I thought you said you were going for a manicure. | 1.2623 | 0.04911 | 122 | 96 | 20 | 6 |
2016 | You don't always have to claw your way to the top. | 1.2623 | 0.04627 | 122 | 94 | 24 | 4 |
2017 | It's already bad enough that you wore shorts... | 1.2623 | 0.04627 | 122 | 94 | 24 | 4 |
2018 | I know he was my ex, but did you have to shake his hand like that? | 1.2623 | 0.04771 | 122 | 95 | 22 | 5 |
2019 | Men o Claws | 1.2623 | 0.05180 | 122 | 98 | 16 | 8 |
2020 | It's bad enough you slept with her but did you have to catch the crabs? | 1.2623 | 0.04911 | 122 | 96 | 20 | 6 |
2021 | I’m frustrated, too. They said they had an iPhone for everybody. | 1.2623 | 0.04627 | 122 | 94 | 24 | 4 |
2022 | And another thing. No more sex. | 1.2623 | 0.04911 | 122 | 96 | 20 | 6 |
2023 | Don’t you think those lab experiments has gone a little too far..? | 1.2623 | 0.04627 | 122 | 94 | 24 | 4 |
2024 | I don’t care what you’ve read on the internet. Antibiotics will work. | 1.2623 | 0.05047 | 122 | 97 | 18 | 7 |
2025 | I know you think you can claw your way to the top, but this is ridiculous. | 1.2623 | 0.04627 | 122 | 94 | 24 | 4 |
2026 | I told you to delete the lobster clause. | 1.2623 | 0.04627 | 122 | 94 | 24 | 4 |
2027 | No need to get all snappy | 1.2623 | 0.04627 | 122 | 94 | 24 | 4 |
2028 | One more pinch and I’m getting out the rubber bands. | 1.2623 | 0.04627 | 122 | 94 | 24 | 4 |
2029 | We're in quite a pinch, aren't we? | 1.2623 | 0.04478 | 122 | 93 | 26 | 3 |
2030 | I had something else in mind when I read in your dating profile that you clawed your way to the top. | 1.2623 | 0.04478 | 122 | 93 | 26 | 3 |
2031 | and you think I'M crabby. | 1.2623 | 0.05180 | 122 | 98 | 16 | 8 |
2032 | I THOUGHT WE AGREED TO LEAVE THE EPISODE IN BAR HARBOR BEHIND US! | 1.2623 | 0.04911 | 122 | 96 | 20 | 6 |
2033 | You would have had him if it wasn't for that thing he did with his tail. | 1.2623 | 0.04771 | 122 | 95 | 22 | 5 |
2034 | You always crack under pressure! | 1.2623 | 0.04324 | 122 | 92 | 28 | 2 |
2035 | I hate the fact that you now always have to wear loafers. | 1.2623 | 0.04324 | 122 | 92 | 28 | 2 |
2036 | How do you expect to claw your way to the top wearing shorts in October? | 1.2623 | 0.04771 | 122 | 95 | 22 | 5 |
2037 | YOU are the one who's crabby. | 1.2623 | 0.04771 | 122 | 95 | 22 | 5 |
2038 | I told my folks you are mostly kosher. | 1.2623 | 0.04771 | 122 | 95 | 22 | 5 |
2039 | Honestly John, just because you won the Silent Auction last week, does not mean you should wear your new gloves everywhere. | 1.2623 | 0.04771 | 122 | 95 | 22 | 5 |
2040 | Being Lobsterman is not a superpower to brag about. | 1.2623 | 0.04478 | 122 | 93 | 26 | 3 |
2041 | Of course I'm upset! You never help with the dishes! | 1.2623 | 0.04478 | 122 | 93 | 26 | 3 |
2042 | I know you're mad. I'm sorry I was snappy. | 1.2623 | 0.05047 | 122 | 97 | 18 | 7 |
2043 | It's a bit heavy-handed. Just sayin'. | 1.2623 | 0.04771 | 122 | 95 | 22 | 5 |
2044 | And I thought your Hulk hands were bad! | 1.2623 | 0.04771 | 122 | 95 | 22 | 5 |
2045 | You sure you don’t need a hand? | 1.2623 | 0.04627 | 122 | 94 | 24 | 4 |
2046 | You should have no problem clawing your way to the top. | 1.2623 | 0.05047 | 122 | 97 | 18 | 7 |
2047 | My mom caught me jerking off! | 1.2623 | 0.04771 | 122 | 95 | 22 | 5 |
2048 | I hope that teaches you to keep your claws off other women. | 1.2623 | 0.04771 | 122 | 95 | 22 | 5 |
2049 | It seems like you just can't take a crack anymore. | 1.2623 | 0.05180 | 122 | 98 | 16 | 8 |
2050 | I liked you better when you weren't so crabby. | 1.2623 | 0.04478 | 122 | 93 | 26 | 3 |
2051 | I told you Alexa was listening. | 1.2623 | 0.04771 | 122 | 95 | 22 | 5 |
2052 | Well no, it's not exactly a super power. | 1.2623 | 0.04911 | 122 | 96 | 20 | 6 |
2053 | I’m not against public displays of affection, Marion - I’d just feel awful if something went wrong. | 1.2623 | 0.04627 | 122 | 94 | 24 | 4 |
2054 | How was I supposed to know she had a shellfish allergy? | 1.2623 | 0.04627 | 122 | 94 | 24 | 4 |
2055 | I'm sorry. I just don't trust you without the rubber bands. | 1.2623 | 0.04478 | 122 | 93 | 26 | 3 |
2056 | You were right again. They caught me red-handed. | 1.2623 | 0.04627 | 122 | 94 | 24 | 4 |
2057 | Your desire to standout is becoming upsetting! | 1.2623 | 0.04627 | 122 | 94 | 24 | 4 |
2058 | Why didn't you tell me you're allergic to shellfish? | 1.2623 | 0.04478 | 122 | 93 | 26 | 3 |
2059 | No! You can't add the tail. | 1.2623 | 0.05047 | 122 | 97 | 18 | 7 |
2060 | I told you not to eat the Chernobyl lobster just because it was cheap. | 1.2623 | 0.04771 | 122 | 95 | 22 | 5 |
2061 | I didn't break you out of SeaWorld just to hear you complain about the integrity of my Bouillabaisse. | 1.2623 | 0.04324 | 122 | 92 | 28 | 2 |
2062 | You’re always so crabby. | 1.2623 | 0.04911 | 122 | 96 | 20 | 6 |
2063 | You don't have to be snappy with me. | 1.2623 | 0.03736 | 122 | 96 | 23 | 3 |
2064 | I suspect you’re going to want me to give you a butter bath when we get home! | 1.2623 | 0.04771 | 122 | 95 | 22 | 5 |
2065 | Once again, caught red-handed. | 1.2623 | 0.05047 | 122 | 97 | 18 | 7 |
2066 | What do you mean, you want to see other mollusks? | 1.2623 | 0.04402 | 122 | 95 | 23 | 4 |
2067 | We should probably watch Edward Scissorhands | 1.2623 | 0.04627 | 122 | 94 | 24 | 4 |
2068 | I told you Stanley, sometimes it can be worse than just hairy palms . . . | 1.2623 | 0.04911 | 122 | 96 | 20 | 6 |
2069 | Evidently, we have very different ideas of what dinner on me means. | 1.2623 | 0.04324 | 122 | 92 | 28 | 2 |
2070 | People make assumptions when they see a man with big crab hands. | 1.2623 | 0.04771 | 122 | 95 | 22 | 5 |
2071 | I can’t love a man whose touch is so shellfish! | 1.2623 | 0.04771 | 122 | 95 | 22 | 5 |
2072 | I don't want to sound insensitive, but you think you might have included this in your Tinder profile?!" | 1.2623 | 0.04627 | 122 | 94 | 24 | 4 |
2073 | I don't care if they were serving lobster, I wanted to eat there. | 1.2623 | 0.04771 | 122 | 95 | 22 | 5 |
2074 | I don't know, Jim...why do you THINK I'm feeling crabby? | 1.2623 | 0.04771 | 122 | 95 | 22 | 5 |
2075 | You used to hate parties before you came out of your shell. | 1.2623 | 0.04771 | 122 | 95 | 22 | 5 |
2076 | If you realized the waiter was a genie I suppose you wouldn't have ordered the lobster claws. | 1.2623 | 0.04911 | 122 | 96 | 20 | 6 |
2077 | I misunderstood your profile when you said you’ve had to claw yourself to the top. | 1.2623 | 0.05047 | 122 | 97 | 18 | 7 |
2078 | Who are they calling bottom feeders? | 1.2623 | 0.04478 | 122 | 93 | 26 | 3 |
2079 | It's not my fault the text autocorrected Lakers to Lobsters! | 1.2623 | 0.04911 | 122 | 96 | 20 | 6 |
2080 | I am NOT in a crabby mood! | 1.2623 | 0.04911 | 122 | 96 | 20 | 6 |
2081 | Fine. You made your point. But did you need to wear them during the salad course too? | 1.2623 | 0.04627 | 122 | 94 | 24 | 4 |
2082 | Why doesn't anyone take my shellfish allergy seriously? | 1.2623 | 0.04911 | 122 | 96 | 20 | 6 |
2083 | A toilet seat? I don't believe you! | 1.2623 | 0.04627 | 122 | 94 | 24 | 4 |
2084 | For the millionth time, Harry, this IS about your balloon fetish | 1.2623 | 0.04627 | 122 | 94 | 24 | 4 |
2085 | Ok, like you never do any frivolous shopping | 1.2623 | 0.04911 | 122 | 96 | 20 | 6 |
2086 | Look, your profile said arthropod. I thought that meant you have arthritis. | 1.2623 | 0.04478 | 122 | 93 | 26 | 3 |
2087 | My colleague will recover but the next time I introduce you to someone, first put on your rubber bands. | 1.2623 | 0.04911 | 122 | 96 | 20 | 6 |
2088 | No, it doesn't sort of give you permission to say to a complete stranger, "Hey, your tail looks delicious". | 1.2623 | 0.04911 | 122 | 96 | 20 | 6 |
2089 | Hell, it wasn't a problem with the cat. | 1.2623 | 0.04324 | 122 | 92 | 28 | 2 |
2090 | Stop being so snippy | 1.2623 | 0.04627 | 122 | 94 | 24 | 4 |
2091 | I told you male enhancement using CRISPR was a bad idea! | 1.2623 | 0.05047 | 122 | 97 | 18 | 7 |
2092 | You don’t have to be embarrassed. Last week I dated a real mollusk! | 1.2623 | 0.04245 | 122 | 94 | 25 | 3 |
2093 | Feel free to use my hand cream anytime. | 1.2623 | 0.04627 | 122 | 94 | 24 | 4 |
2094 | God, I can't believe you snapped at the waiter again. If you can't control your attitude, we're not doing brunch anymore | 1.2623 | 0.04771 | 122 | 95 | 22 | 5 |
2095 | You're being awfully crabby today. | 1.2623 | 0.04700 | 122 | 97 | 19 | 6 |
2096 | I just knew that sex therapist was going to lead us astray! | 1.2623 | 0.04911 | 122 | 96 | 20 | 6 |
2097 | First it was global warning protests, now it's transmutation of DNA from animals into humans. What's next, membership in EarthMom.org? Just can keep your claws to yourself tonight buster. | 1.2623 | 0.04627 | 122 | 94 | 24 | 4 |
2098 | ....but did you have to sit in the tank All diner..? | 1.2623 | 0.04771 | 122 | 95 | 22 | 5 |
2099 | Good luck with your Juilliard audition. | 1.2623 | 0.05180 | 122 | 98 | 16 | 8 |
2100 | Yeah, you know what else goes well with lobster? A nice hot bath, followed by a glass of chardonnay! | 1.2623 | 0.04627 | 122 | 94 | 24 | 4 |
2101 | I’m not saying you have to use your new powers for good, but if a radioactive lobster bit me, I might do thing differently. | 1.2623 | 0.05047 | 122 | 97 | 18 | 7 |
2102 | I just hate it when you pick at your food! | 1.2623 | 0.04771 | 122 | 95 | 22 | 5 |
2103 | We’ve been through this! You can pick your nose! You can pick your girlfriend! But you CANNOT PICK YOUR GIRLFRIEND’’S NOSE!! | 1.2623 | 0.05047 | 122 | 97 | 18 | 7 |
2104 | When you said you were a Lobster fisherman, I wasn’t expecting this. | 1.2623 | 0.04478 | 122 | 93 | 26 | 3 |
2105 | Yeah, but Ross wasn't ACTUALLY a lobster. | 1.2623 | 0.04911 | 122 | 96 | 20 | 6 |
2106 | I can't believe your left one isn't bigger. | 1.2623 | 0.04911 | 122 | 96 | 20 | 6 |
2107 | I still don't see why you had to have it done on both hands. | 1.2623 | 0.04627 | 122 | 94 | 24 | 4 |
2108 | I wish I hadn't married a Cancer. | 1.2623 | 0.04627 | 122 | 94 | 24 | 4 |
2109 | Do NOT make me take out the rubber bands again!! | 1.2623 | 0.04771 | 122 | 95 | 22 | 5 |
2110 | I told you, I don't like it when you get handsy. | 1.2623 | 0.05047 | 122 | 97 | 18 | 7 |
2111 | Next time just wear the stupid apron! | 1.2623 | 0.04771 | 122 | 95 | 22 | 5 |
2112 | Well, if couples therapy doesn't work, how about a manicure. | 1.2623 | 0.04771 | 122 | 95 | 22 | 5 |
2113 | When you said role playing I thought you meant in the bed not at lunch... | 1.2623 | 0.04771 | 122 | 95 | 22 | 5 |
2114 | If you're going to be crabby, I'm going home. | 1.2623 | 0.04627 | 122 | 94 | 24 | 4 |
2115 | I distinctly remember telling you my mother was allergic to shell fish. | 1.2623 | 0.04911 | 122 | 96 | 20 | 6 |
2116 | The claws are the sweetest part. | 1.2623 | 0.04771 | 122 | 95 | 22 | 5 |
2117 | So now there’s a ‘lobster fight club’?! | 1.2623 | 0.04771 | 122 | 95 | 22 | 5 |
2118 | Just can’t keep your hands to yourself, can you? | 1.2623 | 0.05047 | 122 | 97 | 18 | 7 |
2119 | Listen Alan, if you feel like a wus, I don’t care anymore...buy some hand lotion. | 1.2623 | 0.04771 | 122 | 95 | 22 | 5 |
2120 | You KNOW how crabby it makes me when you pinch women on the subway! | 1.2623 | 0.05047 | 122 | 97 | 18 | 7 |
2121 | You won’t be disappointed. They are ideally shaped for a blended orgasm. | 1.2623 | 0.04911 | 122 | 96 | 20 | 6 |
2122 | I didn’t appreciate the gossip at the party that I have crabs. | 1.2623 | 0.04771 | 122 | 95 | 22 | 5 |
2123 | I am sure you said: Dress For Dinner, not Dress AS Dinner. | 1.2623 | 0.04771 | 122 | 95 | 22 | 5 |
2124 | I just wish we could eat somewhere that serves more than starfish, sea urchins, and marine worms | 1.2623 | 0.04911 | 122 | 96 | 20 | 6 |
2125 | This wasn't the reaction I was expecting when I told you to keep your hands off other women. | 1.2623 | 0.04478 | 122 | 93 | 26 | 3 |
2126 | You can't just claw your way out of everything, Jeff! | 1.2623 | 0.04324 | 122 | 92 | 28 | 2 |
2127 | How many times do I have to say it, the drawn butter was for my toast. | 1.2623 | 0.04478 | 122 | 93 | 26 | 3 |
2128 | Stop saying "Don't bite the hand that feeds you." | 1.2623 | 0.04771 | 122 | 95 | 22 | 5 |
2129 | You're always getting caught red-handed. | 1.2623 | 0.04771 | 122 | 95 | 22 | 5 |
2130 | Only you would interpret this as clawing your way to the top | 1.2623 | 0.04627 | 122 | 94 | 24 | 4 |
2131 | I suppose it IS better than going blind. | 1.2623 | 0.04771 | 122 | 95 | 22 | 5 |
2132 | I sure hope that claw back provision in or contract is revocable. | 1.2623 | 0.04478 | 122 | 93 | 26 | 3 |
2133 | Great, we'll never have lunch with Poseidon again. | 1.2623 | 0.05047 | 122 | 97 | 18 | 7 |
2134 | Look at the bright side | 1.2623 | 0.04771 | 122 | 95 | 22 | 5 |
2135 | Why so angry? I thought I was your lobster. | 1.2623 | 0.04842 | 122 | 98 | 17 | 7 |
2136 | I know why I'm crabby. What's your excuse? | 1.2623 | 0.04911 | 122 | 96 | 20 | 6 |
2137 | Do you really think this will help you claw your way to the top? | 1.2623 | 0.04771 | 122 | 95 | 22 | 5 |
2138 | I thought you meant you were in a bad mood. | 1.2623 | 0.04627 | 122 | 94 | 24 | 4 |
2139 | Pinch, pinch, pinch-- all you do is pinch. | 1.2623 | 0.04324 | 122 | 92 | 28 | 2 |
2140 | I refuse to wear the tail, at least not in public. | 1.2623 | 0.04771 | 122 | 95 | 22 | 5 |
2141 | This is the last year you're entering The Dumbest Mittens Contest. | 1.2623 | 0.04771 | 122 | 95 | 22 | 5 |
2142 | That story about where you were is pretty fishy. | 1.2623 | 0.04911 | 122 | 96 | 20 | 6 |
2143 | Oh, I'M a little crabby? | 1.2623 | 0.04771 | 122 | 95 | 22 | 5 |
2144 | You'll do anything to get out of paying the check! | 1.2623 | 0.04478 | 122 | 93 | 26 | 3 |
2145 | Okay I get it. No holding hands in public. | 1.2623 | 0.04627 | 122 | 94 | 24 | 4 |
2146 | Get a grip pal, your casual butt pinching days are over with those new gloves I got you. | 1.2623 | 0.05047 | 122 | 97 | 18 | 7 |
2147 | You can be so shellfish sometimes. | 1.2623 | 0.04771 | 122 | 95 | 22 | 5 |
2148 | No, you can lie about your age and weight online, not about having claws for hands. | 1.2623 | 0.05180 | 122 | 98 | 16 | 8 |
2149 | Yeah, pretty sure the patent's in the bag, David. I'd be more concerned about not having a single sale in over two years on pincerpowerbadass.com. | 1.2623 | 0.04771 | 122 | 95 | 22 | 5 |
2150 | I don't care if it was unintentional. A vasectomy is a vasectomy. | 1.2623 | 0.05047 | 122 | 97 | 18 | 7 |
2151 | Oh please. I'm not the one who's crabby. | 1.2623 | 0.04627 | 122 | 94 | 24 | 4 |
2152 | Would it have killed you to get a doggie bag? | 1.2623 | 0.04911 | 122 | 96 | 20 | 6 |
2153 | Did you just crab my ass? | 1.2623 | 0.04771 | 122 | 95 | 22 | 5 |
2154 | Why didn't you tell me high cholesterol runs in your family? | 1.2623 | 0.04771 | 122 | 95 | 22 | 5 |
2155 | This makes no sense at all , Larry. | 1.2623 | 0.04771 | 122 | 95 | 22 | 5 |
2156 | Unlike my brother Edward, I can pass airline security check | 1.2623 | 0.05435 | 122 | 100 | 12 | 10 |
2157 | Stop saying you don't have a phone, that's ridiculous. | 1.2619 | 0.05062 | 126 | 101 | 17 | 8 |
2158 | I wish we had gotten the chicken. | 1.2619 | 0.04805 | 126 | 99 | 21 | 6 |
2159 | Didn't I tell you to keep your claws to yourself. | 1.2619 | 0.04533 | 126 | 97 | 25 | 4 |
2160 | Okay, my mother was crabby. You didn't need to grab her like that. | 1.2619 | 0.04671 | 126 | 98 | 23 | 5 |
2161 | So does this mean our flute duets are over? | 1.2619 | 0.04805 | 126 | 99 | 21 | 6 |
2162 | Don’t take it personally, some people just don’t like being hugged. | 1.2619 | 0.04671 | 126 | 98 | 23 | 5 |
2163 | Unique doesn't cut it when you can't tie your own shoes. | 1.2619 | 0.04671 | 126 | 98 | 23 | 5 |
2164 | Just to be clear, we are never going out for lobster again | 1.2619 | 0.04935 | 126 | 100 | 19 | 7 |
2165 | My friends warned me about you. | 1.2605 | 0.04842 | 119 | 93 | 21 | 5 |
2166 | There must be less conspicuous ways to give up texting. | 1.2605 | 0.04693 | 119 | 92 | 23 | 4 |
2167 | Don’t worry, when she turned you into a newt you got better... | 1.2605 | 0.04842 | 119 | 93 | 21 | 5 |
2168 | Dinner was going fine until one of us couldn't stop dipping our claws in the melted butter. | 1.2605 | 0.04693 | 119 | 92 | 23 | 4 |
2169 | I'm not selfish! You're shellfish! | 1.2605 | 0.04987 | 119 | 94 | 19 | 6 |
2170 | Behave or I'll put the rubberbands back on! | 1.2605 | 0.04842 | 119 | 93 | 21 | 5 |
2171 | Oh now we're in a pinch. | 1.2605 | 0.03951 | 119 | 94 | 20 | 4 |
2172 | Is it contagious? | 1.2605 | 0.04693 | 119 | 92 | 23 | 4 |
2173 | NO I don't carry butter in my purse! | 1.2605 | 0.04693 | 119 | 92 | 23 | 4 |
2174 | I don't care what you say, the dishwater was too hot. | 1.2605 | 0.04539 | 119 | 91 | 25 | 3 |
2175 | And you never text me anymore! | 1.2605 | 0.04693 | 119 | 92 | 23 | 4 |
2176 | Well, that's still no reason to snap at me! | 1.2605 | 0.04693 | 119 | 92 | 23 | 4 |
2177 | NO... I will not wear a bib when I kiss you! | 1.2605 | 0.04693 | 119 | 92 | 23 | 4 |
2178 | Drawn butter! Drawn butter! Everything with you is drawn butter! | 1.2605 | 0.04379 | 119 | 90 | 27 | 2 |
2179 | Okay, well I didn't see the claws in our prenuptial agreement. | 1.2605 | 0.04842 | 119 | 93 | 21 | 5 |
2180 | yep. I have a "sweeet" tail too | 1.2605 | 0.04987 | 119 | 94 | 19 | 6 |
2181 | Me crabby? You should talk! | 1.2605 | 0.04987 | 119 | 94 | 19 | 6 |
2182 | Daddy warned me about men with hands like an octopus, but never this! | 1.2605 | 0.04693 | 119 | 92 | 23 | 4 |
2183 | Next time, try standing outside under a FULL moon. | 1.2605 | 0.04842 | 119 | 93 | 21 | 5 |
2184 | Your. profile said you were a blueboood, but I wasn’t expecting this! | 1.2605 | 0.04693 | 119 | 92 | 23 | 4 |
2185 | If I'm clamming up then just what do you call what you're doing? | 1.2605 | 0.04539 | 119 | 91 | 25 | 3 |
2186 | Well, I use sunblock, and my hands aren't red. | 1.2605 | 0.04693 | 119 | 92 | 23 | 4 |
2187 | Look I was fine with the claws until you took me to meet your family. | 1.2605 | 0.04987 | 119 | 94 | 19 | 6 |
2188 | How many stores do we have to go to before we find mittens you like? | 1.2605 | 0.04213 | 119 | 89 | 29 | 1 |
2189 | No! We are NOT serving lobster rolls at our wedding reception. | 1.2605 | 0.04128 | 119 | 96 | 18 | 5 |
2190 | You asked me to differentiate myself | 1.2605 | 0.04842 | 119 | 93 | 21 | 5 |
2191 | When you said you had to claw your way to the top, you weren't kidding. | 1.2605 | 0.04693 | 119 | 92 | 23 | 4 |
2192 | Actually, Mark, I believe you CAN help pinching the waitress' butt. | 1.2605 | 0.04842 | 119 | 93 | 21 | 5 |
2193 | Next time, bring me a pair. I look like an idiot! | 1.2605 | 0.05128 | 119 | 95 | 17 | 7 |
2194 | You know, you're really starting to come out of your shell | 1.2605 | 0.04693 | 119 | 92 | 23 | 4 |
2195 | I would have preferred the tail. | 1.2605 | 0.05128 | 119 | 95 | 17 | 7 |
2196 | Do you wear those to bed too? | 1.2605 | 0.04987 | 119 | 94 | 19 | 6 |
2197 | Empathy is not looking like them when you eat them. | 1.2605 | 0.05399 | 119 | 97 | 13 | 9 |
2198 | How many times did I tell you not to go snorkeling in Fukushima? | 1.2605 | 0.04987 | 119 | 94 | 19 | 6 |
2199 | I thought I'd finally caught you red handed! | 1.2605 | 0.04213 | 119 | 89 | 29 | 1 |
2200 | It’s my hair, isn’t it? | 1.2605 | 0.04987 | 119 | 94 | 19 | 6 |
2201 | All right, you win, sorry I called you crabby | 1.2605 | 0.04842 | 119 | 93 | 21 | 5 |
2202 | Don't you dare get snappy with me! | 1.2605 | 0.04693 | 119 | 92 | 23 | 4 |
2203 | I feel you. | 1.2605 | 0.04987 | 119 | 94 | 19 | 6 |
2204 | ‘Are you feeling any less crabby?’ | 1.2605 | 0.05265 | 119 | 96 | 15 | 8 |
2205 | Don't think you can just claw your way to the top, mister. | 1.2605 | 0.05265 | 119 | 96 | 15 | 8 |
2206 | How come they never have claws in my size? | 1.2605 | 0.04379 | 119 | 90 | 27 | 2 |
2207 | … yeah, but after his radioactive arthropod bite, he could climb walls and wound up with a fantastic movie contract. | 1.2605 | 0.04987 | 119 | 94 | 19 | 6 |
2208 | They're part of a plea bargain? Why not just register as a sex offender? | 1.2605 | 0.04379 | 119 | 90 | 27 | 2 |
2209 | What's the point of having claws if you can't help me out when I'm in a pinch? | 1.2605 | 0.04842 | 119 | 93 | 21 | 5 |
2210 | I can open my own jars, thank you. | 1.2605 | 0.04539 | 119 | 91 | 25 | 3 |
2211 | I guess now you’ll have to wear those clothes forever. | 1.2605 | 0.04987 | 119 | 94 | 19 | 6 |
2212 | You just have to accept the fact that pinching is not a superpower. | 1.2605 | 0.04693 | 119 | 92 | 23 | 4 |
2213 | No, dear, I do NOT have clawstrophobia. | 1.2605 | 0.04987 | 119 | 94 | 19 | 6 |
2214 | Do you have to be SO shellfish? | 1.2605 | 0.05128 | 119 | 95 | 17 | 7 |
2215 | I don't care if it helps your knees. You need to lay off Chondroitin. | 1.2605 | 0.04379 | 119 | 90 | 27 | 2 |
2216 | I'm disgusted with how my parents treated you at dinner. I knew they were a bit racist, but their clawstrophobia surprised me. | 1.2605 | 0.04693 | 119 | 92 | 23 | 4 |
2217 | I'm sick and tired of catching you red-handed. | 1.2605 | 0.04693 | 119 | 92 | 23 | 4 |
2218 | Yes, my friends in New England adore you, and you never seem to age. But I just can’t get past the fact that you’re a heartless crustacean.” | 1.2605 | 0.05265 | 119 | 96 | 15 | 8 |
2219 | No, you won't be clawing your way back into my heart. | 1.2586 | 0.04435 | 116 | 88 | 26 | 2 |
2220 | What else did the hospital say about the witchdoctor's curse? | 1.2586 | 0.04916 | 116 | 91 | 20 | 5 |
2221 | I wish we had never moved to Brooklyn. | 1.2586 | 0.05066 | 116 | 92 | 18 | 6 |
2222 | You said on the dating app your NAME was Claude. | 1.2586 | 0.04916 | 116 | 91 | 20 | 5 |
2223 | That’s the LAST time we go to Red Lobster. | 1.2586 | 0.04916 | 116 | 91 | 20 | 5 |
2224 | I had to ask for the biggest one in the tank. | 1.2586 | 0.04761 | 116 | 90 | 22 | 4 |
2225 | Well, that's certainly the last time I'll ask you to unzip my best ball gown | 1.2586 | 0.04916 | 116 | 91 | 20 | 5 |
2226 | You didn't have to snap at the waiter like that | 1.2586 | 0.04916 | 116 | 91 | 20 | 5 |
2227 | Last time I’m going glove shopping with you. | 1.2586 | 0.04435 | 116 | 88 | 26 | 2 |
2228 | I asked you not to wear the jeans shorts. | 1.2586 | 0.04839 | 116 | 93 | 17 | 6 |
2229 | I will never ask you again to come with me to an audition! | 1.2586 | 0.04435 | 116 | 88 | 26 | 2 |
2230 | That's the last time you're ordering the lobster. | 1.2586 | 0.04916 | 116 | 91 | 20 | 5 |
2231 | I'm sorry Michael, but I'm getting pretty tired of your hermit lifestyle. | 1.2586 | 0.04916 | 116 | 91 | 20 | 5 |
2232 | This is what you get for not reading Yelp reviews beforehand. | 1.2586 | 0.05212 | 116 | 93 | 16 | 7 |
2233 | It's always the same with your mother–"When are you going to settle down and move to Maine?" | 1.2586 | 0.04601 | 116 | 89 | 24 | 3 |
2234 | As if your claws weren't noticeable enough - you've now gone used all my nail polish!! | 1.2586 | 0.04601 | 116 | 89 | 24 | 3 |
2235 | If you don't want to hold hands in public, just say so! | 1.2586 | 0.04916 | 116 | 91 | 20 | 5 |
2236 | I thought you said you got tested when we met. | 1.2586 | 0.04435 | 116 | 88 | 26 | 2 |
2237 | You are such a penny pincher, John. | 1.2586 | 0.04435 | 116 | 88 | 26 | 2 |
2238 | She was dreading the moment the date moved to the bedroom. | 1.2586 | 0.04601 | 116 | 89 | 24 | 3 |
2239 | Pinch my ass, really? | 1.2586 | 0.05066 | 116 | 92 | 18 | 6 |
2240 | I just thought the hot butter was over the top. | 1.2586 | 0.04601 | 116 | 89 | 24 | 3 |
2241 | I don’t know, Dave, you just seem a lot more clingy lately. | 1.2586 | 0.04601 | 116 | 89 | 24 | 3 |
2242 | I KNOW you said you were in a band, but... | 1.2586 | 0.04601 | 116 | 89 | 24 | 3 |
2243 | You may be neurotic, but at least you're not all hands. | 1.2586 | 0.04761 | 116 | 90 | 22 | 4 |
2244 | Why are you so crabby today? | 1.2586 | 0.05066 | 116 | 92 | 18 | 6 |
2245 | Yes, it's #MeToo shaming. just behave yourself. | 1.2586 | 0.04761 | 116 | 90 | 22 | 4 |
2246 | You’re a hot mess Rob. I’m going to need a bib. | 1.2586 | 0.05212 | 116 | 93 | 16 | 7 |
2247 | You need to get a grip. | 1.2586 | 0.04435 | 116 | 88 | 26 | 2 |
2248 | No, my dad was not impressed with your firm handshake. | 1.2586 | 0.04761 | 116 | 90 | 22 | 4 |
2249 | I miss foreplay. | 1.2586 | 0.04916 | 116 | 91 | 20 | 5 |
2250 | I suppose it beats "I forgot my wallet"... | 1.2586 | 0.04601 | 116 | 89 | 24 | 3 |
2251 | Why are you upset? I'm the one who should be in a crabby mood! | 1.2586 | 0.05212 | 116 | 93 | 16 | 7 |
2252 | You really need to read the description of the Specials more carefully. | 1.2586 | 0.05212 | 116 | 93 | 16 | 7 |
2253 | Your turning into someone I hardly recognize. | 1.2586 | 0.04435 | 116 | 88 | 26 | 2 |
2254 | Pinch me! I must be dreaming! | 1.2586 | 0.04761 | 116 | 90 | 22 | 4 |
2255 | I'm steaming mad. | 1.2586 | 0.04601 | 116 | 89 | 24 | 3 |
2256 | You told me the will had a clause for you. | 1.2586 | 0.04601 | 116 | 89 | 24 | 3 |
2257 | Did you have to tell my mother that I bring out the crustacean in you like nobody else? | 1.2586 | 0.04601 | 116 | 89 | 24 | 3 |
2258 | Don't you snap your fingers at me, mister! | 1.2586 | 0.04916 | 116 | 91 | 20 | 5 |
2259 | How vain of that shrimp saying that you claud at her! | 1.2586 | 0.05066 | 116 | 92 | 18 | 6 |
2260 | Just to be clear, going to Red Lobster was your idea. | 1.2586 | 0.04435 | 116 | 88 | 26 | 2 |
2261 | Everything with you is one step forward and two steps back. | 1.2586 | 0.04761 | 116 | 90 | 22 | 4 |
2262 | I can't believe the Fightin Lobsters turned the ball over in the 4th. | 1.2586 | 0.04916 | 116 | 91 | 20 | 5 |
2263 | Ugh, at the very least, you could've shaved. | 1.2586 | 0.03798 | 116 | 92 | 21 | 3 |
2264 | I love you, but no more affectionate pinches on the butt | 1.2586 | 0.04916 | 116 | 91 | 20 | 5 |
2265 | What am I suppose to think when you could have opted for ankle bracelet monitoring? | 1.2586 | 0.04601 | 116 | 89 | 24 | 3 |
2266 | I TOLD you Allison was allergic to seafood! | 1.2586 | 0.04601 | 116 | 89 | 24 | 3 |
2267 | I understand it's a Maine thing, but we live in New York. | 1.2586 | 0.04601 | 116 | 89 | 24 | 3 |
2268 | I hate when you snap your fingers at me. | 1.2586 | 0.04761 | 116 | 90 | 22 | 4 |
2269 | Would it kill you to lend a hand once in a while? | 1.2586 | 0.04916 | 116 | 91 | 20 | 5 |
2270 | Having your tail done before your claws is pure vanity. | 1.2586 | 0.04761 | 116 | 90 | 22 | 4 |
2271 | If it's cold enough for your fancy mittens, put on long pants. | 1.2586 | 0.04601 | 116 | 89 | 24 | 3 |
2272 | You had to stir the pot, didn't you? | 1.2586 | 0.04435 | 116 | 88 | 26 | 2 |
2273 | No, I told you. I can't go to dinner with you. I'm Jewish! | 1.2586 | 0.05354 | 116 | 94 | 14 | 8 |
2274 | Okay but I'm not wearing the bib. | 1.2586 | 0.04435 | 116 | 88 | 26 | 2 |
2275 | You idiot! I said "frustration" not "crustacean"! | 1.2586 | 0.04761 | 116 | 90 | 22 | 4 |
2276 | eHarmony spelled it "Claude", dammit. | 1.2586 | 0.04435 | 116 | 88 | 26 | 2 |
2277 | I should have asked for a full body pic before swiping right... | 1.2586 | 0.04916 | 116 | 91 | 20 | 5 |
2278 | and you think I am a crab... | 1.2586 | 0.04761 | 116 | 90 | 22 | 4 |
2279 | Gosh, I thought this will be some romantic outing. If you don't want to hold my hand, just say so! | 1.2586 | 0.04761 | 116 | 90 | 22 | 4 |
2280 | Don't be like Melania! | 1.2586 | 0.04916 | 116 | 91 | 20 | 5 |
2281 | Yes dear, I said that I loved lobster, but not the masquerading kind! | 1.2586 | 0.05212 | 116 | 93 | 16 | 7 |
2282 | We're never going back to that sushi restaurant again. | 1.2586 | 0.05212 | 116 | 93 | 16 | 7 |
2283 | Bigger is not better | 1.2586 | 0.04761 | 116 | 90 | 22 | 4 |
2284 | I can do crabby just as well as you without the paraphernalia. | 1.2586 | 0.04601 | 116 | 89 | 24 | 3 |
2285 | For the last time, I don't want a back rub. | 1.2586 | 0.04761 | 116 | 90 | 22 | 4 |
2286 | You should have just taken the to-go box. | 1.2586 | 0.04435 | 116 | 88 | 26 | 2 |
2287 | But I told you I would be no good with chopsticks. | 1.2586 | 0.04601 | 116 | 89 | 24 | 3 |
2288 | I caught you... | 1.2586 | 0.05354 | 116 | 94 | 14 | 8 |
2289 | That wasn’t the clause they were referring to. | 1.2586 | 0.05066 | 116 | 92 | 18 | 6 |
2290 | You're just mad because I look good. | 1.2586 | 0.04761 | 116 | 90 | 22 | 4 |
2291 | I still think you should have gone with the Santa claws. | 1.2586 | 0.05066 | 116 | 92 | 18 | 6 |
2292 | It's not you, it's me. I'm allergic to shellfish. | 1.2586 | 0.05066 | 116 | 92 | 18 | 6 |
2293 | You can't even carry my shopping bags | 1.2586 | 0.04601 | 116 | 89 | 24 | 3 |
2294 | I said selfish, not shellfish. | 1.2586 | 0.04916 | 116 | 91 | 20 | 5 |
2295 | Planning on clawing your way to the top? | 1.2586 | 0.05492 | 116 | 95 | 12 | 9 |
2296 | I just can’t take these snap decisions. | 1.2586 | 0.04601 | 116 | 89 | 24 | 3 |
2297 | Well, I think the surgery was a success. | 1.2586 | 0.04916 | 116 | 91 | 20 | 5 |
2298 | I can't believe you ate your half-brother | 1.2586 | 0.04761 | 116 | 90 | 22 | 4 |
2299 | When we were dating I liked being pinched, but it's getting old. | 1.2586 | 0.04601 | 116 | 89 | 24 | 3 |
2300 | You could've just bought the flippers. | 1.2586 | 0.04435 | 116 | 88 | 26 | 2 |
2301 | You could have mentioned that you self identify as a crustacean. | 1.2586 | 0.04761 | 116 | 90 | 22 | 4 |
2302 | You don't have to be so crabby all the time. | 1.2586 | 0.04761 | 116 | 90 | 22 | 4 |
2303 | Well, you were right. You said this time you wouldn't end up half man half fly. | 1.2586 | 0.05212 | 116 | 93 | 16 | 7 |
2304 | Well I’d love to try that new steakhouse if you weren’t such a penny pincer | 1.2586 | 0.05066 | 116 | 92 | 18 | 6 |
2305 | Jerry, the issue isn’t that you couldn’t find it... | 1.2586 | 0.05212 | 116 | 93 | 16 | 7 |
2306 | You look like a scavenger! | 1.2586 | 0.04601 | 116 | 89 | 24 | 3 |
2307 | You’ve changed since we first met | 1.2586 | 0.04263 | 116 | 87 | 28 | 1 |
2308 | I don’t know why you’re offended. I said “keep your paws off me” | 1.2586 | 0.04916 | 116 | 91 | 20 | 5 |
2309 | You ate a whole Maine lobster in record time and so it was free. We all get it, Larry. | 1.2586 | 0.05066 | 116 | 92 | 18 | 6 |
2310 | Right now I could see you with melted butter. | 1.2586 | 0.04601 | 116 | 89 | 24 | 3 |
2311 | No, a "pair of ragged claws" don't make you seem literate at all. | 1.2586 | 0.05627 | 116 | 96 | 10 | 10 |
2312 | I can't wait to watch you pee..... | 1.2586 | 0.05212 | 116 | 93 | 16 | 7 |
2313 | Well we’re definitely getting you a pedicure somewhere else! | 1.2586 | 0.05212 | 116 | 93 | 16 | 7 |
2314 | I thought you’d do in a pinch. | 1.2586 | 0.04916 | 116 | 91 | 20 | 5 |
2315 | I’m still not having you over for dinner | 1.2586 | 0.04601 | 116 | 89 | 24 | 3 |
2316 | OK, “Sea monster” crossed the line, But you were rather snappy | 1.2586 | 0.05066 | 116 | 92 | 18 | 6 |
2317 | I'm not really comfortable with PDA... | 1.2586 | 0.04916 | 116 | 91 | 20 | 5 |
2318 | Yes, I'm steamed! I thought you'd be an authority on that. | 1.2586 | 0.04601 | 116 | 89 | 24 | 3 |
2319 | I told you you'd turn into a lobster if you didn't wear sunscreen. | 1.2586 | 0.04435 | 116 | 88 | 26 | 2 |
2320 | If you didn't want to hold my hand you should have just said. | 1.2586 | 0.04601 | 116 | 89 | 24 | 3 |
2321 | And you wait until now to tell me that you can't use chop-sticks? | 1.2586 | 0.05212 | 116 | 93 | 16 | 7 |
2322 | Just remember to keep your hands to yourself! | 1.2586 | 0.04916 | 116 | 91 | 20 | 5 |
2323 | No, I will not hold your hand. | 1.2586 | 0.04761 | 116 | 90 | 22 | 4 |
2324 | Like I said, I’ve already asked my parents to leave the hot tub covered during our visit this year. | 1.2586 | 0.04916 | 116 | 91 | 20 | 5 |
2325 | I keep telling you that you need to come out of your shell. | 1.2586 | 0.05066 | 116 | 92 | 18 | 6 |
2326 | It's not you, it's me. . .and that I hate your claws. | 1.2586 | 0.04916 | 116 | 91 | 20 | 5 |
2327 | And you are a penny pincher too | 1.2586 | 0.05212 | 116 | 93 | 16 | 7 |
2328 | Why do you always have to ask for melted butter? | 1.2586 | 0.05066 | 116 | 92 | 18 | 6 |
2329 | Think you are going a little overboard to crack this case | 1.2586 | 0.04263 | 116 | 87 | 28 | 1 |
2330 | I'm sorry, Dave, but we're having you de-clawed. | 1.2586 | 0.05066 | 116 | 91 | 18 | 6 |
2331 | ...and I’m sick of you always saying that you’ll get things done “in a pinch.” | 1.2586 | 0.05066 | 116 | 92 | 18 | 6 |
2332 | That went poorly--why did you have to shake my dad's hand? | 1.2586 | 0.04435 | 116 | 88 | 26 | 2 |
2333 | You could have sent one picture from the wrist down. | 1.2586 | 0.05066 | 116 | 92 | 18 | 6 |
2334 | You never give me a hand. | 1.2586 | 0.04761 | 116 | 90 | 22 | 4 |
2335 | It’s not contagious. | 1.2586 | 0.04601 | 116 | 89 | 24 | 3 |
2336 | I can't just claw my way to the top like you did. | 1.2586 | 0.04761 | 116 | 90 | 22 | 4 |
2337 | No, this is just a first date. I don’t think we should hold hands. | 1.2586 | 0.04761 | 116 | 90 | 22 | 4 |
2338 | I guess no bowling today ! | 1.2586 | 0.04601 | 116 | 89 | 24 | 3 |
2339 | Pinch me again and I’ll pound you. | 1.2586 | 0.05212 | 116 | 93 | 16 | 7 |
2340 | It's me or the kelp granules. | 1.2586 | 0.05212 | 116 | 93 | 16 | 7 |
2341 | Just be grateful I removed the rubber bands. | 1.2586 | 0.04601 | 116 | 89 | 24 | 3 |
2342 | I just wish you could stop being so shellfish. | 1.2586 | 0.04761 | 116 | 90 | 22 | 4 |
2343 | You can sing that Beatle song all you want Bob, it isn’t going to happen. | 1.2586 | 0.04761 | 116 | 90 | 22 | 4 |
2344 | That wasn't in your profile | 1.2583 | 0.04659 | 120 | 93 | 23 | 4 |
2345 | I wouldn't be crabby if you weren't wearing your claws. | 1.2583 | 0.04807 | 120 | 94 | 21 | 5 |
2346 | I thought you would be a peel-and-eat-shrimp sort of guy. | 1.2583 | 0.04506 | 120 | 92 | 25 | 3 |
2347 | I date mobsters, not lobsters. | 1.2583 | 0.05090 | 120 | 96 | 17 | 7 |
2348 | Picky, picky, picky! | 1.2583 | 0.04807 | 120 | 94 | 21 | 5 |
2349 | Ragged claws, scuttling the floors of silent seas,” my ass | 1.2583 | 0.04807 | 120 | 94 | 21 | 5 |
2350 | Why are you always snapping at me? | 1.2583 | 0.04807 | 120 | 94 | 21 | 5 |
2351 | Keep your filthy claws off of me! | 1.2583 | 0.04506 | 120 | 92 | 25 | 3 |
2352 | And you didn't even wear a bib. | 1.2583 | 0.04348 | 120 | 91 | 27 | 2 |
2353 | Told you we should have used “protection.” | 1.2583 | 0.04506 | 120 | 92 | 25 | 3 |
2354 | I should have been a subordinate clause, scuttling across a silent street. | 1.2583 | 0.05225 | 120 | 97 | 15 | 8 |
2355 | No, your profile said you had “an active imagination”, not “hands of a crustacean.” | 1.2583 | 0.04506 | 120 | 92 | 25 | 3 |
2356 | Climate control, schlimate control, moving to Maine is not an option. | 1.2583 | 0.04659 | 120 | 93 | 23 | 4 |
2357 | Something smells fishy. Are you cheating on me? | 1.2583 | 0.05090 | 120 | 96 | 17 | 7 |
2358 | I’m not picky, but you gave me maybe the worst massage ever. | 1.2583 | 0.04506 | 120 | 92 | 25 | 3 |
2359 | If you try to pet another dog, I'm buying some giant rubber bands. | 1.2583 | 0.04013 | 120 | 94 | 23 | 3 |
2360 | You dripped cocktail sauce on my dress. | 1.2583 | 0.04950 | 120 | 95 | 19 | 6 |
2361 | You and your excuses. | 1.2583 | 0.04950 | 120 | 95 | 19 | 6 |
2362 | It was this or our first born, Linda | 1.2583 | 0.04348 | 120 | 91 | 27 | 2 |
2363 | Did I ever tell you about that time I used to work at a walnut factory? | 1.2583 | 0.04659 | 120 | 93 | 23 | 4 |
2364 | You forced me to sit through a labor law lecture just so you could stand up and make a lame 'noncompete claws' joke? | 1.2583 | 0.04950 | 120 | 95 | 19 | 6 |
2365 | I don't mind the shorts, but couldn't you at least where a button down shirt. | 1.2583 | 0.04659 | 120 | 93 | 23 | 4 |
2366 | What makes you think the FDA drug approval process is compromised? | 1.2583 | 0.05090 | 120 | 96 | 17 | 7 |
2367 | Ralph,when you took the rubber bands off; I thought you wanted to hold my hand! | 1.2583 | 0.04807 | 120 | 94 | 21 | 5 |
2368 | See, I told you my mother doesn’t like East Coasters. | 1.2583 | 0.04506 | 120 | 92 | 25 | 3 |
2369 | From now on my G-Spot is off limits to you, Bud. | 1.2583 | 0.04807 | 120 | 94 | 21 | 5 |
2370 | I said I preferred you when you were cloying. | 1.2583 | 0.04807 | 120 | 94 | 21 | 5 |
2371 | I don't care what the therapist said, you've got to wear those rubber bands at night! | 1.2583 | 0.04659 | 120 | 93 | 23 | 4 |
2372 | Yes I'm aware that they made a movie about Edward Scissorhands. | 1.2583 | 0.04506 | 120 | 92 | 25 | 3 |
2373 | You just don't hold me the way you use to. | 1.2583 | 0.04659 | 120 | 93 | 23 | 4 |
2374 | One issue is that I love to hold hands. | 1.2583 | 0.04950 | 120 | 95 | 19 | 6 |
2375 | Pinch someone else, loverboy. | 1.2583 | 0.04099 | 120 | 97 | 18 | 5 |
2376 | It just seems a bit shellfish to me. | 1.2583 | 0.04659 | 120 | 93 | 23 | 4 |
2377 | Goosing women is still wrong if you use those, buddy. | 1.2583 | 0.04506 | 120 | 92 | 25 | 3 |
2378 | Well, pardon me, but I thought you said you were a lawyer who worked with mobster laws..." | 1.2583 | 0.05090 | 120 | 96 | 17 | 7 |
2379 | No, actually, I do not read David Foster Wallace. | 1.2583 | 0.04807 | 120 | 94 | 21 | 5 |
2380 | Well that was an interesting massage. | 1.2583 | 0.04659 | 120 | 93 | 23 | 4 |
2381 | Sorry Fred, I don't think this is going to work. I'm allergic to Shellfish | 1.2583 | 0.04807 | 120 | 94 | 21 | 5 |
2382 | I wanted to go to Florida, but you had to insist on Maine. | 1.2583 | 0.04659 | 120 | 93 | 23 | 4 |
2383 | It's not you, I just prefer tails. | 1.2583 | 0.04506 | 120 | 92 | 25 | 3 |
2384 | I just wish you told you me about the procedure before I got you those nice leather gloves for your birthday. | 1.2583 | 0.04659 | 120 | 93 | 23 | 4 |
2385 | what do you mean we are meeting your family at Red Lobster? | 1.2583 | 0.04950 | 120 | 95 | 19 | 6 |
2386 | It’s a strange way to tell me that you can’t use your credit card this weekend for my shopping! | 1.2583 | 0.04807 | 120 | 94 | 21 | 5 |
2387 | I AM––I am keeping my paws off of you. | 1.2583 | 0.04506 | 120 | 92 | 25 | 3 |
2388 | At least you don’t have clammy hands. | 1.2583 | 0.05090 | 120 | 96 | 17 | 7 |
2389 | I don’t think I’m being unreasonable because I refuse to wear the bib in bed. | 1.2583 | 0.05090 | 120 | 96 | 17 | 7 |
2390 | I knew there was something fishy about your dating profile | 1.2583 | 0.04659 | 120 | 93 | 23 | 4 |
2391 | I just wish you could have dressed a little better to meet my Mother. | 1.2583 | 0.05090 | 120 | 96 | 17 | 7 |
2392 | It's not my fault. They're not retractable. | 1.2583 | 0.05358 | 120 | 98 | 13 | 9 |
2393 | They better be oven-mitts and not mutations. | 1.2583 | 0.04659 | 120 | 93 | 23 | 4 |
2394 | How's the moiel business? | 1.2583 | 0.05090 | 120 | 96 | 17 | 7 |
2395 | It’s just that every time we see Janet and Ted, the claws come out. | 1.2583 | 0.04183 | 120 | 90 | 29 | 1 |
2396 | When I asked you to shake his hand in a snap, I did not expect you to cut it off. | 1.2583 | 0.04733 | 120 | 96 | 18 | 6 |
2397 | I'm not willing to give up surf and turf for you. | 1.2583 | 0.04807 | 120 | 94 | 21 | 5 |
2398 | ...And here I told my mother that you'd graduated from law school | 1.2583 | 0.04659 | 120 | 93 | 23 | 4 |
2399 | Yeah, your profile said you are from Maine. | 1.2583 | 0.04659 | 120 | 93 | 23 | 4 |
2400 | I just wish you'd let me order lobster once in a while. | 1.2583 | 0.04348 | 120 | 91 | 27 | 2 |
2401 | From now on, if anyone calls them claws instead of pincers, just suck it up. | 1.2583 | 0.04348 | 120 | 91 | 27 | 2 |
2402 | Couldn't you have, at least, worn trousers for our special occasion? | 1.2583 | 0.05090 | 120 | 96 | 17 | 7 |
2403 | You were paying attention to the pretty one in the lobster tank than you did me. | 1.2583 | 0.04807 | 120 | 94 | 21 | 5 |
2404 | Yes, you do pinch me in your sleep! | 1.2583 | 0.04183 | 120 | 95 | 21 | 4 |
2405 | You couldn't be happy just going by Rob? No, everyone has to call you 'The Robster.' | 1.2583 | 0.04950 | 120 | 95 | 19 | 6 |
2406 | I can’t believe you even said, ‘There’s no way that’s contagious.’” | 1.2583 | 0.05090 | 120 | 96 | 17 | 7 |
2407 | Don't think you can claw your way back into my heart. | 1.2583 | 0.04807 | 120 | 94 | 21 | 5 |
2408 | For the last time, I'm NOT going to wear a mermaid tail!!! | 1.2583 | 0.04183 | 120 | 90 | 29 | 1 |
2409 | You know I have an allergy, and yet you still gave in to your shellfish desires. | 1.2583 | 0.04950 | 120 | 95 | 19 | 6 |
2410 | Let me see you claw your way out of this situation | 1.2583 | 0.04659 | 120 | 93 | 23 | 4 |
2411 | Yes, he's my boss, but you shouldn't have shaken his hand. | 1.2583 | 0.04807 | 120 | 94 | 21 | 5 |
2412 | At least I only "At least I only ACT crabby" | 1.2583 | 0.05090 | 120 | 96 | 17 | 7 |
2413 | What angers me is the way you handle everything so carelessly" | 1.2583 | 0.04950 | 120 | 95 | 19 | 6 |
2414 | Look, I just feel there would have been other ways to get out of washing the dishes. | 1.2583 | 0.04659 | 120 | 93 | 23 | 4 |
2415 | Oh, so I should have just GUESSED that the Red Lobster waitress was also a Gypsy??? | 1.2583 | 0.04807 | 120 | 94 | 21 | 5 |
2416 | I have never been so embarrassed, all you had to do was place the ring on my finger. | 1.2583 | 0.04348 | 120 | 91 | 27 | 2 |
2417 | Would you mind if we kept more of an arms length relationship? | 1.2583 | 0.04807 | 120 | 94 | 21 | 5 |
2418 | You need to put the rubber bands back on. That guy you shook hands with might sue." | 1.2583 | 0.04659 | 120 | 93 | 23 | 4 |
2419 | It's fine, I guess walnuts are just more important than me. | 1.2583 | 0.04807 | 120 | 94 | 21 | 5 |
2420 | Very funny. When I said to keep your paws off me I meant it categorically! | 1.2583 | 0.04659 | 120 | 93 | 23 | 4 |
2421 | I can't believe you gave me crabs." | 1.2583 | 0.04950 | 120 | 95 | 19 | 6 |
2422 | I just wish I hadn't caught you. | 1.2566 | 0.04993 | 113 | 89 | 19 | 5 |
2423 | Just once you could meet someone and not say "Let's shake on it!" | 1.2564 | 0.04567 | 117 | 90 | 24 | 3 |
2424 | We'll settle this over dinner. | 1.2542 | 0.04371 | 118 | 90 | 26 | 2 |
2425 | And another thing. When we talk about money stop referring to dollars as clams. | 1.2542 | 0.04690 | 118 | 92 | 22 | 4 |
2426 | Yeah? well my pussy's market price, and there's a 45 minute wait. | 1.2542 | 0.05133 | 118 | 95 | 16 | 7 |
2427 | Just keep your claws to yourself! | 1.2542 | 0.04371 | 118 | 90 | 26 | 2 |
2428 | Simmer down? Can't you sea I'm crabby because you're being shellfish? | 1.2542 | 0.05133 | 118 | 95 | 16 | 7 |
2429 | After dating for six months, I thought you were ready for a more intimate physical relationship. I was wrong. | 1.2542 | 0.04990 | 118 | 94 | 18 | 6 |
2430 | The last time we held hands I lost a finger. | 1.2542 | 0.04690 | 118 | 92 | 22 | 4 |
2431 | So, how'd you manage the right swipe? I should have known your profile was too good to be true... | 1.2542 | 0.04533 | 118 | 91 | 24 | 3 |
2432 | Enough of your Method acting. Ted was just trying to shake hands. | 1.2542 | 0.04990 | 118 | 94 | 18 | 6 |
2433 | A free wish and you go with lobster claws? | 1.2542 | 0.04842 | 118 | 93 | 20 | 5 |
2434 | You're behaving so shellfishly | 1.2542 | 0.05272 | 118 | 96 | 14 | 8 |
2435 | Those stupid lobster pills were supposed to improve your memory. | 1.2542 | 0.05133 | 118 | 95 | 16 | 7 |
2436 | No! I'm not going to go home and put butter on your claws... I have a headache. | 1.2542 | 0.05133 | 118 | 95 | 16 | 7 |
2437 | It's not that I don't like you personally Jonathan, it's just that I've finally decided to go kosher. | 1.2542 | 0.04202 | 118 | 89 | 28 | 1 |
2438 | So you clawed your way to the top. I'm supposed to be impressed? | 1.2542 | 0.04690 | 118 | 92 | 22 | 4 |
2439 | I told you to stop pinching me! | 1.2542 | 0.04690 | 118 | 92 | 22 | 4 |
2440 | Your clawing days are over, buddy! | 1.2542 | 0.04990 | 118 | 94 | 18 | 6 |
2441 | Any court in the land would agree with me, it's never just a "little pinch"! | 1.2542 | 0.04690 | 118 | 92 | 22 | 4 |
2442 | Your back rubs are terrible now. | 1.2542 | 0.05133 | 118 | 95 | 16 | 7 |
2443 | For a free consultation call 1-800-LOBSTER-HANDS. Operators are standing by. | 1.2542 | 0.04842 | 118 | 93 | 20 | 5 |
2444 | So, what? You aren't going to hold my hand? | 1.2542 | 0.04202 | 118 | 89 | 28 | 1 |
2445 | Is it too much to ask that you--just once--touch me without clawing at me!? | 1.2542 | 0.04842 | 118 | 93 | 20 | 5 |
2446 | I'm done with snapchat. | 1.2542 | 0.04690 | 118 | 92 | 22 | 4 |
2447 | Damn that auto-correct! On my dating profile I typed that I secretly like ‘mobster’ -types, not ‘lobster’-types. | 1.2542 | 0.05272 | 118 | 96 | 14 | 8 |
2448 | I bet if I'd pinched YOUR ass at the party you'd have scream, too! | 1.2542 | 0.04990 | 118 | 94 | 18 | 6 |
2449 | Using a little moisturizer wouldn't kill you. | 1.2542 | 0.04026 | 118 | 88 | 30 | 0 |
2450 | My therapist thinks there should be less foreplay. | 1.2542 | 0.04533 | 118 | 91 | 24 | 3 |
2451 | Your profile on Bumble said you had clammy hands. | 1.2542 | 0.04371 | 118 | 90 | 26 | 2 |
2452 | I told you not to wear red! | 1.2542 | 0.04533 | 118 | 91 | 24 | 3 |
2453 | Trying to claw your way back into my heart isn't working. | 1.2542 | 0.05133 | 118 | 95 | 16 | 7 |
2454 | Didn't I tell you not to shake my father's hand so hard. | 1.2542 | 0.04690 | 118 | 92 | 22 | 4 |
2455 | Butterfingers! | 1.2542 | 0.04533 | 118 | 91 | 24 | 3 |
2456 | Well, who's stopping you from scuttling across the ocean floor? | 1.2542 | 0.04690 | 118 | 92 | 22 | 4 |
2457 | I know, I know... you identify as a lobster. But can you stop pinching me then? | 1.2542 | 0.04842 | 118 | 93 | 20 | 5 |
2458 | I will say this: your Tinder photo was artfully cropped. | 1.2542 | 0.04533 | 118 | 91 | 24 | 3 |
2459 | They keep me from biting my nails. | 1.2542 | 0.04842 | 118 | 93 | 20 | 5 |
2460 | Oh yeah, I'm going to show you a real slow boil. | 1.2542 | 0.04990 | 118 | 94 | 18 | 6 |
2461 | Darling, I told you I was strickly Kosher. | 1.2542 | 0.04842 | 118 | 93 | 20 | 5 |
2462 | Okay, okay. We should have gone to Maine on vacation. Now let it go. | 1.2542 | 0.04690 | 118 | 92 | 22 | 4 |
2463 | I said I wanted a prenuptial clause. You never listen. | 1.2542 | 0.04990 | 118 | 94 | 18 | 6 |
2464 | Fine, nothing but a bib, birthday boy. | 1.2542 | 0.04533 | 118 | 91 | 24 | 3 |
2465 | You had one wish and you had to be a Flamenco artist? | 1.2542 | 0.04990 | 118 | 94 | 18 | 6 |
2466 | You really need a better superhero name than lobster man. | 1.2542 | 0.04533 | 118 | 91 | 24 | 3 |
2467 | You always turn into a crab when I take you shopping. | 1.2542 | 0.04842 | 118 | 93 | 20 | 5 |
2468 | I guess I understand, but I still think it's rude that you don't open doors for me. | 1.2542 | 0.04533 | 118 | 91 | 24 | 3 |
2469 | You always have to make a show! I mean, who cuts up spaghetti?!! | 1.2542 | 0.04842 | 118 | 93 | 20 | 5 |
2470 | Wish I could figure out how you were able to post your profile on Tinder | 1.2542 | 0.04990 | 118 | 94 | 18 | 6 |
2471 | Yes, they look delicious, but I still won't go to the Halloween party as "Dish of Melted Butter." | 1.2542 | 0.04690 | 118 | 92 | 22 | 4 |
2472 | So long as it's not crabs, do you wanna Netflix and chill tonight? | 1.2542 | 0.04690 | 118 | 92 | 22 | 4 |
2473 | I told you not to grow that beard! | 1.2542 | 0.05133 | 118 | 95 | 16 | 7 |
2474 | I was prepared for 'middle crisis" to mean an affair or a corvette, but this? | 1.2542 | 0.04842 | 118 | 93 | 20 | 5 |
2475 | I do love Lobster Thermidor, but I still won't marry you! | 1.2542 | 0.04533 | 118 | 91 | 24 | 3 |
2476 | That was my sister. I told you to keep your claws off her. | 1.2542 | 0.04690 | 118 | 92 | 22 | 4 |
2477 | Why would I marry someone named Larry | 1.2542 | 0.05272 | 118 | 96 | 14 | 8 |
2478 | Not only were you handsy, you drew blood. | 1.2542 | 0.04842 | 118 | 93 | 20 | 5 |
2479 | You might want to forget about going to dental school. | 1.2542 | 0.04842 | 118 | 93 | 20 | 5 |
2480 | I’m about to snap. | 1.2523 | 0.04868 | 111 | 87 | 20 | 4 |
2481 | You're extremely irritating when you get crabby. | 1.2522 | 0.04916 | 115 | 91 | 19 | 5 |
2482 | From now on, just say, ‘Nice to meet you’, okay? | 1.2522 | 0.04426 | 115 | 88 | 25 | 2 |
2483 | It’s not Kafkaesque, it’s just annoying and I’m not the one that’s snapping. | 1.2522 | 0.04596 | 115 | 89 | 23 | 3 |
2484 | You just aren't happy unless you have your claws in everything. | 1.2522 | 0.04596 | 115 | 89 | 23 | 3 |
2485 | Yes, I know they're cheaper in the summer, but I am certainly not going to spend my entire day shopping for winter gloves. | 1.2522 | 0.04759 | 115 | 90 | 21 | 4 |
2486 | With the cost of EpiPens, I just don't think this relationship is going to work. | 1.2522 | 0.04251 | 115 | 87 | 27 | 1 |
2487 | My codependent therapist is going to eat this up. | 1.2522 | 0.04596 | 115 | 89 | 23 | 3 |
2488 | At least my ex only had clammy hands | 1.2522 | 0.04759 | 115 | 90 | 21 | 4 |
2489 | You're a nice guy and all, but I think I need someone with opposable thumbs." Anders Bengtson, Minneapolis, MN | 1.2522 | 0.04426 | 115 | 88 | 25 | 2 |
2490 | Yes, I bought a new handbag. One handbag. How many sweaters have you ruined the sleeves of *this week*?" | 1.2522 | 0.04512 | 115 | 91 | 20 | 4 |
2491 | I warned you not to order the GMO lobster. | 1.2522 | 0.04916 | 115 | 91 | 19 | 5 |
2492 | Your pictures on Bumble were very misleading. | 1.2522 | 0.04759 | 115 | 90 | 21 | 4 |
2493 | Just because I said they make me want to dip you in butter doesn't mean you have to wear them everywhere. | 1.2522 | 0.04916 | 115 | 91 | 19 | 5 |
2494 | Maybe the hot tub will put me in the mood. | 1.2522 | 0.04426 | 115 | 88 | 25 | 2 |
2495 | You've changed. You weren't always this crabby. | 1.2522 | 0.04916 | 115 | 91 | 19 | 5 |
2496 | Are you serious? You are in a movie called “Edward Lobster-hands”! | 1.2522 | 0.04759 | 115 | 90 | 21 | 4 |
2497 | Try not to shake hands when you meet my parents. | 1.2522 | 0.04759 | 115 | 90 | 21 | 4 |
2498 | You know, when they say "Lobstafest", it's about the food. | 1.2522 | 0.04596 | 115 | 89 | 23 | 3 |
2499 | I suppose I have to send all the holiday cards again this year? | 1.2522 | 0.04596 | 115 | 89 | 23 | 3 |
2500 | You pinch me one more time with those stupid claws of yours and I’ll be having some drawn butter with them. | 1.2522 | 0.04596 | 115 | 89 | 23 | 3 |
2501 | Eating with your hands goes beyond the pale... | 1.2522 | 0.04596 | 115 | 89 | 23 | 3 |
2502 | I know you hate them, but the rubber bands are there for a reason. | 1.2522 | 0.04916 | 115 | 91 | 19 | 5 |
2503 | You'll never be EDWARD !!! | 1.2522 | 0.04759 | 115 | 90 | 21 | 4 |
2504 | All I said was, let's go for sushi. | 1.2522 | 0.04596 | 115 | 89 | 23 | 3 |
2505 | Michael, I do not accept that you were transformed by our summer vacation in Maine. | 1.2522 | 0.04596 | 115 | 89 | 23 | 3 |
2506 | I thought you said your research wouldn't have any negative effects. | 1.2522 | 0.04759 | 115 | 90 | 21 | 4 |
2507 | Don't get snappy with me | 1.2522 | 0.04596 | 115 | 89 | 23 | 3 |
2508 | I get it, you think I’m crabby... | 1.2522 | 0.04596 | 115 | 89 | 23 | 3 |
2509 | That outfit says "I've clawed my way to the bottom." | 1.2522 | 0.05502 | 115 | 95 | 11 | 9 |
2510 | Really? Your justification is 'They're not crab hands, they're lobster hands...' | 1.2522 | 0.04916 | 115 | 91 | 19 | 5 |
2511 | Don't you dare snap at me! | 1.2522 | 0.05362 | 115 | 94 | 13 | 8 |
2512 | It's sort of difficult for me to fully explain Except, for the time being, I'd rather not hold hands with you. | 1.2522 | 0.04067 | 115 | 86 | 29 | 0 |
2513 | If you can't handle a puppy, how are we ever going to have kids? | 1.2522 | 0.04426 | 115 | 88 | 25 | 2 |
2514 | I thought you said "clause" not "claws." | 1.2522 | 0.04916 | 115 | 91 | 19 | 5 |
2515 | You should have told me you were lousy at bowling. Really! How hard is it to say, "Marg,! I'm all thumbs". | 1.2522 | 0.04339 | 115 | 90 | 22 | 3 |
2516 | I'm all in favor of you self-actualizing as a crustacean, but you really need to pay that woman's doctor bill. | 1.2522 | 0.04916 | 115 | 91 | 19 | 5 |
2517 | You're always so picky! | 1.2522 | 0.04596 | 115 | 89 | 23 | 3 |
2518 | I'm supposed to give up shellfish entirely because you THINK your great grandfather MAY have been a lobster? I want to see that 23andMe report. | 1.2522 | 0.04916 | 115 | 91 | 19 | 5 |
2519 | I don't care what all of your hipster friends are wearing, they look ridiculous. | 1.2522 | 0.04426 | 115 | 88 | 25 | 2 |
2520 | There is no such thing as LGBTCrustacean. | 1.2522 | 0.04916 | 115 | 91 | 19 | 5 |
2521 | I think you're missing the point of the Me Too movement. | 1.2522 | 0.04596 | 115 | 89 | 23 | 3 |
2522 | You can't say 'that could be my cousin' every time we eat at Red Lobster. | 1.2522 | 0.04759 | 115 | 90 | 21 | 4 |
2523 | Not only are they a turn-off, they are violation of the emoluments claws. | 1.2522 | 0.04916 | 115 | 91 | 19 | 5 |
2524 | Stop complaining! The jacuzzi was not too hot . | 1.2522 | 0.05069 | 115 | 92 | 17 | 6 |
2525 | Jeez, I said declawed-not neutered! | 1.2522 | 0.04596 | 115 | 89 | 23 | 3 |
2526 | Can you hail the taxi? | 1.2522 | 0.04596 | 115 | 89 | 23 | 3 |
2527 | Yeah... I get it, Claude. | 1.2522 | 0.04916 | 115 | 91 | 19 | 5 |
2528 | You enhance the wrong appendage dummy! | 1.2522 | 0.05069 | 115 | 92 | 17 | 6 |
2529 | I told ya, eating at Red Lobster's always costs a lot. | 1.2522 | 0.04759 | 115 | 90 | 21 | 4 |
2530 | If I only had a nutcracker... | 1.2522 | 0.04759 | 115 | 90 | 21 | 4 |
2531 | I'm a feminist, but I wish you could open your own doors. | 1.2522 | 0.04759 | 115 | 90 | 21 | 4 |
2532 | They could have told us they were allergic to shellfish before inviting us over. | 1.2522 | 0.05069 | 115 | 92 | 17 | 6 |
2533 | I think they already know you’re from Maine. | 1.2522 | 0.04916 | 115 | 91 | 19 | 5 |
2534 | Did I mention, my horoscope sign is Cancer. | 1.2522 | 0.04916 | 115 | 91 | 19 | 5 |
2535 | Now I know why all your Tinder photos were taken from the waist up. | 1.2522 | 0.04426 | 115 | 88 | 25 | 2 |
2536 | Look, keep your claws off of Pamela, or I’ll have to bring the rubber bands on again... | 1.2522 | 0.05217 | 115 | 93 | 15 | 7 |
2537 | When you're out in public you' re supposed to have to have the rubber bands on. | 1.2522 | 0.04596 | 115 | 89 | 23 | 3 |
2538 | How come we never hold hands? | 1.2522 | 0.04759 | 115 | 90 | 21 | 4 |
2539 | Your wooing tactics are a little heavy-handed. | 1.2522 | 0.04916 | 115 | 91 | 19 | 5 |
2540 | Just stay away from boiling water. | 1.2522 | 0.04596 | 115 | 89 | 23 | 3 |
2541 | I don't care how warm it's getting. We're not moving to Canada! | 1.2522 | 0.05217 | 115 | 93 | 15 | 7 |
2542 | You know there are less embarrassing ways to stop smoking. | 1.2522 | 0.05362 | 115 | 94 | 13 | 8 |
2543 | No Jerry, I think it is going to take more than gloves to help our relationship. | 1.2522 | 0.04251 | 115 | 87 | 27 | 1 |
2544 | There has to be a way for us to hold hands without you snapping at me. | 1.2522 | 0.05217 | 115 | 93 | 15 | 7 |
2545 | I guess I've just had it with your 'hands-off' approach to life. | 1.2522 | 0.04426 | 115 | 88 | 25 | 2 |
2546 | When I think that you cannot even swim! | 1.2522 | 0.04759 | 115 | 90 | 21 | 4 |
2547 | I’m getting tired of having sex with butter. | 1.2522 | 0.04916 | 115 | 91 | 19 | 5 |
2548 | If you're going to take my Alexander McQueen lobster claw heels to wear out, at least put them on your feet. | 1.2522 | 0.04596 | 115 | 89 | 23 | 3 |
2549 | The episode aired over twenty years ago, and besides, Ross was never even good for her. | 1.2522 | 0.04426 | 115 | 88 | 25 | 2 |
2550 | Who says "I should have been a pair of ragged claws. Scuttling across the floors of silent seas." to a GENIE? | 1.2522 | 0.05069 | 115 | 92 | 17 | 6 |
2551 | I need you to transfer out of research, and tell me the symptoms are reversible. | 1.2522 | 0.04759 | 115 | 90 | 21 | 4 |
2552 | Obviously, you just can't wait to get your claws into me. | 1.2522 | 0.05217 | 115 | 93 | 15 | 7 |
2553 | Botox is different! You are just being contrary Gary. | 1.2522 | 0.04596 | 115 | 89 | 23 | 3 |
2554 | Oh yea, you’ll tell me next your morphing into Santa Claws | 1.2522 | 0.04759 | 115 | 90 | 21 | 4 |
2555 | You just had to wave at your friends in front of my friends! | 1.2522 | 0.04759 | 115 | 90 | 21 | 4 |
2556 | And I'm the one who's being crabby? | 1.2522 | 0.04916 | 115 | 91 | 19 | 5 |
2557 | I don't care if they're your hands, you can't bring shellfish to a Hanukkah dinner. | 1.2522 | 0.05069 | 115 | 92 | 17 | 6 |
2558 | You should see my brother's. | 1.2522 | 0.04916 | 115 | 91 | 19 | 5 |
2559 | I don’t get it......Edward Scissorhands you loved! I thought “Cory Crab Claws” would thrill you! | 1.2522 | 0.04759 | 115 | 90 | 21 | 4 |
2560 | Why do you do this when we go for seafood? | 1.2522 | 0.04916 | 115 | 91 | 19 | 5 |
2561 | Well it looks like you're done. | 1.2522 | 0.05069 | 115 | 92 | 17 | 6 |
2562 | It wasn't polite for you to grab her by her exoskeleton. | 1.2522 | 0.05069 | 115 | 92 | 17 | 6 |
2563 | Snap at me again, Larry, and you'll really be in hot water! | 1.2522 | 0.04916 | 115 | 91 | 19 | 5 |
2564 | ”When the dating-app people warned me I might find an unusual clause or two, I guess I should have taken them more literally. | 1.2522 | 0.04759 | 115 | 90 | 21 | 4 |
2565 | When I said 'I'll have the lobster' this isn't what I meant. | 1.2522 | 0.04916 | 115 | 91 | 19 | 5 |
2566 | I kept telling you not to bite your nails, but -- no -- you wouldn't listen. | 1.2522 | 0.04596 | 115 | 89 | 23 | 3 |
2567 | You really know how to claw your way out of dinner with my parents | 1.2522 | 0.04916 | 115 | 91 | 19 | 5 |
2568 | That's not what they meant by "morality clause." | 1.2522 | 0.04916 | 115 | 91 | 19 | 5 |
2569 | When I suggested satiating your midlife crisis, I meant get a Harley or something. You KNOW that I'm kosher! | 1.2522 | 0.04916 | 115 | 91 | 19 | 5 |
2570 | If I’ve told you once I’ve told a million times, Don’t PINCH them! | 1.2522 | 0.05217 | 115 | 93 | 15 | 7 |
2571 | Jeez, some pro shop! You’d think that was the first time anyone asked them to drill holes in a bowling ball. | 1.2522 | 0.04596 | 115 | 89 | 23 | 3 |
2572 | You’ve hit rock bottom. I’m not giving you a hand this time. | 1.2522 | 0.04596 | 115 | 89 | 23 | 3 |
2573 | I couldn't see your hands on the dating site, but actually they're kind of cute. | 1.2522 | 0.04916 | 115 | 91 | 19 | 5 |
2574 | well, they keep growing back BIGGER! | 1.2522 | 0.04596 | 115 | 89 | 23 | 3 |
2575 | It's not going to work - I'm allergic to shellfish. | 1.2522 | 0.04596 | 115 | 89 | 23 | 3 |
2576 | For the last time, No! I will not go to your place to watch Deadliest Catch! | 1.2522 | 0.04916 | 115 | 91 | 19 | 5 |
2577 | Do that again and it's the nutcracker for you. | 1.2522 | 0.04678 | 115 | 92 | 18 | 5 |
2578 | Ted, I told you going as Edward Lobsterhands wouldn't be funny. | 1.2522 | 0.04426 | 115 | 88 | 25 | 2 |
2579 | And you think I’m the one who’s crabby? | 1.2522 | 0.04759 | 115 | 90 | 21 | 4 |
2580 | All I'm saying is you're never gonna find a decent manicurist this far below 23rd | 1.2522 | 0.04596 | 115 | 89 | 23 | 3 |
2581 | I think I'll have a headache tonight. | 1.2522 | 0.05217 | 115 | 93 | 15 | 7 |
2582 | If you ever meet another genie be more specific. | 1.2522 | 0.05069 | 115 | 92 | 17 | 6 |
2583 | You said it’s a nice seafood place, so I dressed up. What’s the problem? | 1.2522 | 0.04759 | 115 | 90 | 21 | 4 |
2584 | I said I caught you red-handed | 1.2522 | 0.04916 | 115 | 91 | 19 | 5 |
2585 | So what else did you do in Maine. | 1.2522 | 0.04759 | 115 | 90 | 21 | 4 |
2586 | I'm crabby? You're one to talk! | 1.2522 | 0.05069 | 115 | 92 | 17 | 6 |
2587 | So what exactly is so great about the floors of silent seas, anyway? | 1.2522 | 0.04916 | 115 | 91 | 19 | 5 |
2588 | Stop it. You know full well why your parents named you Claudius. | 1.2522 | 0.04596 | 115 | 89 | 23 | 3 |
2589 | You're hard to handle when you get crabby. | 1.2522 | 0.04916 | 115 | 91 | 19 | 5 |
2590 | You didn't realize when you ordered that our waiter was also a genie? | 1.2522 | 0.04759 | 115 | 90 | 21 | 4 |
2591 | You said crabs wasn’t contagious. | 1.2522 | 0.04759 | 115 | 90 | 21 | 4 |
2592 | Get over it. Our Maine vacation is over. | 1.2522 | 0.04596 | 115 | 89 | 23 | 3 |
2593 | That’s it! You’re not going to any more parties without your rubber bands. | 1.2522 | 0.04916 | 115 | 91 | 19 | 5 |
2594 | I‘m pretty sure you said “Get Out Clause”. | 1.2522 | 0.04916 | 115 | 91 | 19 | 5 |
2595 | Sometimes I wish you COULD manhandle me! | 1.2522 | 0.04596 | 115 | 89 | 23 | 3 |
2596 | For the second time, your hands are NOT clammy! | 1.2522 | 0.04596 | 115 | 89 | 23 | 3 |
2597 | If you’re the surf, I suppose that makes me the turf!? | 1.2522 | 0.04759 | 115 | 90 | 21 | 4 |
2598 | Then you claw back what you can. Got it? | 1.2522 | 0.05069 | 115 | 92 | 17 | 6 |
2599 | The steam room at the gym is way too hot, don't you think? | 1.2522 | 0.04759 | 115 | 90 | 21 | 4 |
2600 | It was fun at first, Finley, but you are always so crabby. | 1.2522 | 0.04759 | 115 | 90 | 21 | 4 |
2601 | I just always thought you’d get declawed. | 1.2522 | 0.04426 | 115 | 88 | 25 | 2 |
2602 | Why couldn't 'Love Shack' be your favorite song? | 1.2522 | 0.04759 | 115 | 90 | 21 | 4 |
2603 | I used to love when you touched me | 1.2522 | 0.05069 | 115 | 92 | 17 | 6 |
2604 | I told you there’d be bad side effects to that new drug. | 1.2521 | 0.04806 | 119 | 94 | 20 | 5 |
2605 | Not again, Tinder. | 1.2521 | 0.04806 | 119 | 94 | 20 | 5 |
2606 | Must you always knock the butter off the table, Larry? | 1.2500 | 0.04994 | 112 | 89 | 18 | 5 |
2607 | I don't care that you're transforming, Harry. I do care you ate all the seafood dip at the Millers. | 1.2500 | 0.04830 | 112 | 88 | 20 | 4 |
2608 | If I'm being honest, you look a lot more in-shape in your profile pictures. | 1.2500 | 0.05030 | 116 | 93 | 17 | 6 |
2609 | You should have told me Gregor Samsa was your cousin. | 1.2500 | 0.04561 | 116 | 90 | 23 | 3 |
2610 | You can come up, but we're not going past first base. | 1.2500 | 0.04219 | 116 | 88 | 27 | 1 |
2611 | Honney, I'm sorry I snapped at you. | 1.2500 | 0.04994 | 112 | 89 | 18 | 5 |
2612 | Good luck getting to second base. | 1.2500 | 0.04660 | 112 | 87 | 22 | 3 |
2613 | I can't believe you didn't clap once at my show! | 1.2500 | 0.04722 | 116 | 91 | 21 | 4 |
2614 | All right! Quadrille lessons are out. | 1.2500 | 0.05177 | 116 | 94 | 15 | 7 |
2615 | The butter up isn't working. | 1.2500 | 0.04484 | 112 | 86 | 24 | 2 |
2616 | You didn't have to set everyone's dinners free. | 1.2500 | 0.04830 | 112 | 88 | 20 | 4 |
2617 | No, you can't claw your way back! | 1.2500 | 0.04660 | 112 | 87 | 22 | 3 |
2618 | Must you offer to crack the crab legs for the entire restaurant? | 1.2500 | 0.04879 | 116 | 92 | 19 | 5 |
2619 | So this was what the “big surprise” was to call me away from work? | 1.2500 | 0.04660 | 112 | 87 | 22 | 3 |
2620 | You should be scuttling across the floors of silent seas. | 1.2500 | 0.04994 | 112 | 89 | 18 | 5 |
2621 | No! I will absolutely not give you the name of my manicurist. | 1.2500 | 0.04879 | 116 | 92 | 19 | 5 |
2622 | I thought I could break through your hard shell to the good man underneath. I was wrong. | 1.2500 | 0.04994 | 112 | 89 | 18 | 5 |
2623 | Feels good to get the rubberbands off. | 1.2500 | 0.04994 | 112 | 89 | 18 | 5 |
2624 | You DO understand? No more cuddling. | 1.2500 | 0.04394 | 116 | 89 | 25 | 2 |
2625 | Spare me your excuses; I caught you red handed. | 1.2500 | 0.04994 | 112 | 89 | 18 | 5 |
2626 | Maine-iac, Maine-iac, MAINE-iac. | 1.2500 | 0.04994 | 112 | 89 | 18 | 5 |
2627 | Right. You “had” to pinch her. | 1.2500 | 0.04561 | 116 | 90 | 23 | 3 |
2628 | Don't deny it. I caught you red-handed! | 1.2500 | 0.04879 | 116 | 92 | 19 | 5 |
2629 | Why do I always have to pick up the check? | 1.2500 | 0.04561 | 116 | 90 | 23 | 3 |
2630 | I don’t care that we already met our deductible, elective surgery is still surgery. | 1.2500 | 0.04660 | 112 | 87 | 22 | 3 |
2631 | When I said I wanted to date a lobsterman, this is NOT what I had in mind | 1.2500 | 0.04484 | 112 | 86 | 24 | 2 |
2632 | I didn't believe you when you said that you'd clawed your way to success. | 1.2500 | 0.04207 | 112 | 87 | 23 | 2 |
2633 | A handshake? You couldn't have just high-fived? | 1.2500 | 0.04830 | 112 | 88 | 20 | 4 |
2634 | I guarantee you won't ever get to second base! | 1.2500 | 0.04994 | 112 | 89 | 18 | 5 |
2635 | Great experiment! I can never eat crustaceans again. | 1.2500 | 0.04561 | 116 | 90 | 23 | 3 |
2636 | I told the waiter I just wanted lobster claws, but I think he misunderstood me. | 1.2500 | 0.05306 | 112 | 91 | 14 | 7 |
2637 | You never should have asked my sister if you could hold the baby - and offering her a back rub only made things worse! | 1.2500 | 0.04994 | 112 | 89 | 18 | 5 |
2638 | Turns out 'crabby' isn't a good look on either of us. | 1.2500 | 0.04994 | 112 | 89 | 18 | 5 |
2639 | There's no talking to you when you're being crabby. | 1.2500 | 0.04722 | 116 | 91 | 21 | 4 |
2640 | You said you wouldn't wear those to meet Mother. | 1.2500 | 0.04660 | 112 | 87 | 22 | 3 |
2641 | Nothing's been the same with us ever since you clawed your way to the top. | 1.2500 | 0.04394 | 116 | 89 | 25 | 2 |
2642 | You just had to have that extra week in Maine. | 1.2479 | 0.04841 | 117 | 93 | 19 | 5 |
2643 | I do get so tired of your clawing at me sometimes. | 1.2479 | 0.04687 | 117 | 92 | 21 | 4 |
2644 | I told you Harry, either a man hug or a peck on the cheek will do just fine." | 1.2478 | 0.04624 | 113 | 88 | 22 | 3 |
2645 | I really think you shouldn’t wear those to job interviews. | 1.2478 | 0.04450 | 113 | 87 | 24 | 2 |
2646 | You coulda just waved. | 1.2478 | 0.04624 | 113 | 88 | 22 | 3 |
2647 | I always find a nice fountain. I always supply the proper coin. I don't see why it's always you who gets your wish. | 1.2478 | 0.05111 | 113 | 91 | 16 | 6 |
2648 | I hate when you get snappy. | 1.2478 | 0.04792 | 113 | 89 | 20 | 4 |
2649 | They make me a much better goalie | 1.2478 | 0.04954 | 113 | 90 | 18 | 5 |
2650 | But you told me you like lobster. | 1.2478 | 0.05263 | 113 | 92 | 14 | 7 |
2651 | Those shorts are telling the wrong color story. | 1.2478 | 0.05111 | 113 | 91 | 16 | 6 |
2652 | I think you’re just being hard headed. Or soft headed. | 1.2478 | 0.04269 | 113 | 86 | 26 | 1 |
2653 | You're getting more shellfish by the day. | 1.2478 | 0.05111 | 113 | 91 | 16 | 6 |
2654 | Another fashion statement? | 1.2477 | 0.05074 | 109 | 87 | 17 | 5 |
2655 | Why are you acting so crabby? | 1.2477 | 0.04904 | 109 | 86 | 19 | 4 |
2656 | Stop being crabby. | 1.2477 | 0.04728 | 109 | 85 | 21 | 3 |
2657 | But I don't want to be in a roll. | 1.2477 | 0.04904 | 109 | 86 | 19 | 4 |
2658 | Have you tried being less clingy? | 1.2477 | 0.05399 | 109 | 89 | 13 | 7 |
2659 | You never even shave anymore. | 1.2477 | 0.04728 | 109 | 85 | 21 | 3 |
2660 | You haven't touched me in weeks. | 1.2456 | 0.04755 | 114 | 90 | 20 | 4 |
2661 | Rubber bands last night was your idea | 1.2456 | 0.04755 | 114 | 90 | 20 | 4 |
2662 | Stay away from my boobs! | 1.2456 | 0.04755 | 114 | 90 | 20 | 4 |
2663 | Did you really just say better red than spread? | 1.2456 | 0.04237 | 114 | 87 | 26 | 1 |
2664 | Delicious, yes. Practical, no. | 1.2456 | 0.04755 | 114 | 90 | 20 | 4 |
2665 | How could you be so shellfish? | 1.2456 | 0.04755 | 114 | 90 | 20 | 4 |
2666 | I told you to use sunscreen, but no, you went for the melted butter! | 1.2456 | 0.04589 | 114 | 89 | 22 | 3 |
2667 | Christ, Jerry, can’t you wait for Halloween? | 1.2456 | 0.04755 | 114 | 90 | 20 | 4 |
2668 | Well, so much for clawing your way to the top. | 1.2456 | 0.04589 | 114 | 89 | 22 | 3 |
2669 | So this is what you meant by "Just call me Claude" ... | 1.2456 | 0.04755 | 114 | 90 | 20 | 4 |
2670 | Do you have to wear them even in bed - you know? | 1.2456 | 0.05071 | 114 | 92 | 16 | 6 |
2671 | If you want to hold hands it's going to have to be the soft, rubbery inside part... | 1.2456 | 0.05071 | 114 | 92 | 16 | 6 |
2672 | Now you're making ME crabby! | 1.2456 | 0.05222 | 114 | 93 | 14 | 7 |
2673 | I don't know what makes you think this will go any better than your audition for the lead in Edward Scissorhands! | 1.2456 | 0.04755 | 114 | 90 | 20 | 4 |
2674 | You calling me a crab? | 1.2456 | 0.04237 | 114 | 87 | 26 | 1 |
2675 | I told you not to forget the nutcracker | 1.2456 | 0.05222 | 114 | 93 | 14 | 7 |
2676 | I don't think I can ever eat lobster again after this. | 1.2456 | 0.04915 | 114 | 91 | 18 | 5 |
2677 | I don’t think that’s the best way to crawl your way to the top. | 1.2456 | 0.05071 | 114 | 92 | 16 | 6 |
2678 | Don't worry - I'll think of some way to get you out of your shell." | 1.2456 | 0.04416 | 114 | 88 | 24 | 2 |
2679 | This is what i get from a fisherman's dating site. | 1.2456 | 0.04915 | 114 | 91 | 18 | 5 |
2680 | Sorry Tim, but I'm allergic to shellfish. | 1.2456 | 0.04915 | 114 | 91 | 18 | 5 |
2681 | Soft shell my ass! | 1.2456 | 0.05071 | 114 | 92 | 16 | 6 |
2682 | You didn't have to snap at me like that when I spilled the drawn butter on you. | 1.2456 | 0.04915 | 114 | 91 | 18 | 5 |
2683 | FOR lobster, Kevin. It said I like going out FOR lobster. | 1.2456 | 0.04589 | 114 | 89 | 22 | 3 |
2684 | I caught you red-handed. You are SO in hot water. | 1.2456 | 0.04755 | 114 | 90 | 20 | 4 |
2685 | I just don't like it when you snap at me. | 1.2456 | 0.04589 | 114 | 89 | 22 | 3 |
2686 | I told you on Tinder ... I'm Santa Claws. | 1.2456 | 0.05222 | 114 | 93 | 14 | 7 |
2687 | Try as you might I still think you're too handsy. | 1.2456 | 0.04915 | 114 | 91 | 18 | 5 |
2688 | Why do always have to be so crabby ? | 1.2456 | 0.04915 | 114 | 91 | 18 | 5 |
2689 | Damn, I forgot the rubber bands again. | 1.2456 | 0.04589 | 114 | 89 | 22 | 3 |
2690 | First you had the crabs, now you've got the lobsters. | 1.2456 | 0.04915 | 114 | 91 | 18 | 5 |
2691 | I told you not to watch that Yorgos Lanthimos film again... | 1.2456 | 0.04589 | 114 | 89 | 22 | 3 |
2692 | Okay, wear the bib. | 1.2456 | 0.05071 | 114 | 92 | 16 | 6 |
2693 | It was so embarrassing when you asked for that extra vat of butter sauce. | 1.2456 | 0.04589 | 114 | 89 | 22 | 3 |
2694 | Next time keep your hands to yourself. | 1.2456 | 0.04915 | 114 | 91 | 18 | 5 |
2695 | If I told you once, I told you a thousand times "Don't pinch my butt!" | 1.2456 | 0.04416 | 114 | 88 | 24 | 2 |
2696 | There’s more than one way to claw your way to the top. | 1.2456 | 0.05071 | 114 | 92 | 16 | 6 |
2697 | I just don't know why you have to be so grabby all the time. | 1.2456 | 0.04915 | 114 | 91 | 18 | 5 |
2698 | I told you to stop pinching my ass in public. | 1.2456 | 0.05071 | 114 | 92 | 16 | 6 |
2699 | Don't even think about it tonight. | 1.2456 | 0.04589 | 114 | 89 | 22 | 3 |
2700 | I don't see the big deal with Edward Scissorhands" | 1.2456 | 0.05071 | 114 | 92 | 16 | 6 |
2701 | All I said is I want crab for dinner, and you took it that personally | 1.2456 | 0.04755 | 114 | 90 | 20 | 4 |
2702 | Don't ever pinch me again! | 1.2456 | 0.05071 | 114 | 92 | 16 | 6 |
2703 | No I’m still sore from the last time we held hands”.. | 1.2456 | 0.04755 | 114 | 90 | 20 | 4 |
2704 | I expected you to paw me, not claw me. | 1.2456 | 0.04755 | 114 | 90 | 20 | 4 |
2705 | Just pinch my ass one more time... | 1.2456 | 0.04755 | 114 | 90 | 20 | 4 |
2706 | Don't tell me that kiss was innocent. I |