Contest #680


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680

The winning captions

These captions are chosen by The New Yorker.

  1. “Well, don't put it on the menu if you can't catch one.”
  2. “Is it too late to cancel the salmon?”
  3. “Aren't you going to write this down?”


Name Value
Submission deadline 2019-10-06T21:11:00.000Z
Voting started -
Voting ended 2019-10-20T21:14:00.000Z
Finalists announced 2019-10-14T21:12:00.000Z
Magazine(s) announcing finalists issued 10/21/2019
Number of captions 5511
Number of responses 939369
Number of participants -


Dashboard

In this table, the "mean" means the empirically measured average funniness score when the "unfunny", "somewhat funny" and "funny" receive a funniness score of 1, 2, 3 respectively. "Precison" is the standard error of the mean, the standard deviation of the mean estimate. With that, a caption with an empirical mean μ and precision σ has true mean in the range [μ - 2σ, μ + 2σ] with 95% probability by the 68-95-99.7 rule assuming the responses are indepedent and identically distributed.

Rank Caption Mean Precision Total votes "Unfunny" votes "Somewhat funny" votes "Funny" votes
0 Is the salmon fresh? 2.3383 0.00599 14423 2164 5232 7027
1 So, I take it the salmon is wild-caught? 2.1067 0.00632 13544 3048 6016 4480
2 Thanks for checking on the salmon. How's the lamb? 2.0345 0.00711 12223 3588 4630 4005
3 I was pretty sure I said "a cold beer". 1.9484 0.01163 5037 1851 1595 1591
4 Okay, since you’ve gone to the trouble , I’ll have the fresh-caught salmon! 1.9478 0.00670 12657 3961 5403 3293
5 Well don't put it on the menu if you can't catch one. 1.9473 0.00798 10204 3597 3549 3058
6 Is it too late to cancel the salmon? 1.9065 0.00821 9184 3314 3415 2455
7 Okay, I'll just have the farm-raised then. 1.8561 0.00955 6339 2355 2541 1443
8 I said I wanted a wheat beer not a wet bear! 1.8061 0.00908 7734 3360 2514 1860
9 I assume the salmon is the catch of the day? 1.8025 0.00900 6827 2693 2789 1345
10 River to table? 1.7934 0.00900 7207 3002 2693 1512
11 Well, if you can't get the salmon, how about the trout? 1.7835 0.01044 4980 2007 2044 929
12 I asked to see who cooked it, not who caught it. 1.7709 0.00897 7295 3180 2612 1503
13 I’ll have the wild-caught salmon. Or what’s left of it. 1.7542 0.00991 5829 2560 2142 1127
14 Listen. I didn’t know it was your salmon when I ordered it. 1.7412 0.01551 2612 1246 796 570
15 The fresh salmon was great. I'd like the honey "en comb" for dessert. 1.7348 0.01107 4973 2349 1594 1030
16 ‘“Today’s catch it is then.” 1.7324 0.00880 6920 3041 2698 1181
17 So you can personally confirm the salmon was wild-caught? 1.7226 0.00974 5700 2550 2181 969
18 I see the special is salmon, is it fresh? 1.6939 0.01178 3887 1826 1425 636
19 You've convinced me, it is wild-caught. 1.6933 0.01177 3825 1779 1440 606
20 Don't look at me, I voted for Al Gore. 1.6810 0.01225 4041 2076 1178 787
21 I'd like to change my order if it's not too much trouble...I'll have the steak instead of the wild caught salmon... 1.6792 0.01079 4878 2419 1605 854
22 I'll have what you're having. 1.6724 0.02157 1276 656 382 238
23 ... and an Eskimo Pie for dessert. 1.6520 0.01443 2779 1455 836 488
24 I suppose getting a dry martini is out of the question. 1.6481 0.02056 1296 663 426 207
25 It's always 'climate change'. It's never 'Sorry I'm late'. 1.6355 0.01566 2335 1249 688 398
26 When you said you were "wet and wild" on your profile, I was imagining something else. 1.6344 0.01683 2117 1163 565 389
27 I asked for a beer. BEER. 1.6143 0.01341 2922 1548 953 421
28 The salmon was exceptionally fresh. For dessert, I'd like some mousse, that's m-o-u-s-s-e. 1.6055 0.01459 2563 1404 766 393
29 *I see here the salmon is wild-caught, but is it locally sourced? 1.6044 0.01168 3754 1998 1243 513
30 Is this a typo, or do you really offer Seal Parmigiana? 1.6041 0.01701 1935 1076 549 310
31 Would it be too much trouble to send the salmon back? 1.6021 0.01132 4001 2145 1306 550
32 I find it hard to believe there’s no salmon. Did you try upriver? 1.5917 0.01267 3174 1723 1025 426
33 I'm a Republican. I don't care about your problems. 1.5906 0.01630 2174 1255 554 365
34 You say there's no more salmon, but your breath tells me otherwise. 1.5897 0.01639 1901 1035 611 255
35 And how fresh is the salmon? 1.5849 0.01153 3534 1888 1234 412
36 I’d recommend the salmon, Sir. It’s very fresh. 1.5807 0.01463 2342 1284 756 302
37 So, no luck with the fresh-caught salmon? 1.5790 0.01272 3007 1631 1011 365
38 So you caught it with your bear hands? 1.5767 0.03921 352 201 99 52
39 You’re positive the salmon is fresh? 1.5726 0.01293 2925 1607 961 357
40 You say the salmon is quite fresh? 1.5700 0.01270 2877 1552 1010 315
41 So, am I to assume the salmon is fresh? 1.5689 0.01325 2809 1588 856 364
42 Apologies sir, the Iceberg Salad is no longer on the menu. 1.5529 0.01625 1986 1163 548 275
43 I guess I don't have to ask if the fish is fresh. 1.5526 0.01501 2054 1140 693 221
44 The salmon was delicious, thank you. I’ll have the berries for dessert. 1.5518 0.01521 2055 1155 666 234
45 I wanted to order from the wet BAR. 1.5484 0.01681 1911 1142 490 279
46 I was told you had questions about the salmon? 1.5467 0.01659 1862 1090 526 246
47 Never mind, I’ll just have the steak. 1.5452 0.01630 1836 1055 561 220
48 Please tell me how the Bear-Caught, wild, gluten free, verified non-GMO, Omega-3 heart healthy Copper River Salmon differs from the Eagle-caught, wild, gluten free, verified non-GMO, Omega-3 heart healthy Copper River Salmon. 1.5438 0.01965 1370 817 361 192
49 I understand you have fresh salmon. 1.5425 0.01632 1764 1002 567 195
50 No, No! I said I wanted a COLD BEER! 1.5417 0.01726 1726 1020 477 229
51 Thanks for checking, I'll just go with the platter of berries. 1.5408 0.01688 1679 964 522 193
52 Come to think of it, I won’t have the salmon. I’ll have the venison. 1.5394 0.01719 1648 970 473 205
53 Well, if you’re out of the salmon, I guess I’ll do the roots and berries. 1.5368 0.01760 1563 923 447 193
54 Sure, everyone claims their salmon is freshly caught. 1.5360 0.01731 1554 895 488 171
55 An hour? Are you going to catch it yourself? 1.5352 0.01833 1549 930 409 210
56 Actually I don’t think I’ll have the salmon 1.5345 0.01732 1549 898 478 173
57 You look like you could use a break. I'll just have the risotto. 1.5341 0.02142 1069 627 313 129
58 So you personally recommend the freshly caught salmon? 1.5329 0.01753 1503 862 481 160
59 So… ‘grizzled salmon’ wasn’t a typo. 1.5299 0.01910 1421 859 371 191
60 In other words, there was no catch of the day. 1.5278 0.01847 1387 810 422 155
61 How's the salmon tonight? 1.5264 0.01833 1366 790 433 143
62 Well, your dating profile *did* say you were into long walks in the woods, swimming in rivers and salmon dinners. 1.5260 0.02051 1213 733 322 158
63 I appreciate the effort; farm-raised salmon will be fine. 1.5249 0.01843 1307 748 432 127
64 “Papa makes it too charred. Mama makes it too raw. I suppose you make it just right.” 1.5229 0.01965 1264 771 332 161
65 yeah, to make a long story short after my melting-ice-flow video went viral, I got the acting bug and moved here to L.A. to follow my dreams. I'm just working here between auditions. So, have you decided or do you need a little more time? 1.5181 0.02117 1191 743 279 169
66 But I ordered an ice cold beer! 1.5177 0.02016 1215 734 333 148
67 I get it. The salmon is extremely fresh. 1.5147 0.01948 1156 680 361 115
68 And you're sure the salmon is wild-caught? 1.5128 0.02018 1131 670 342 119
69 Wait. Let me guess. Wild caught salmon? 1.5108 0.02036 1106 656 335 115
70 So...no salmon? 1.5107 0.02178 977 582 291 104
71 The salmon was delicious. How about some fresh-picked berries for dessert? 1.5105 0.02077 1093 656 316 121
72 The salmon's fresh? 1.5092 0.02018 1082 634 345 103
73 You must be the wader. Bear with me a sec. 1.5050 0.02604 699 424 197 78
74 Why is the Catch of the Day always salmon? 1.5040 0.02172 998 605 283 110
75 I'll go with your recommendation and eat a live salmon with my bare hands. 1.5035 0.02277 987 619 239 129
76 'The salmon special sounds great, but I think I'll just get a burger." 1.5035 0.02157 987 593 291 103
77 I take it that your salmon is wild caught? 1.5035 0.02104 993 587 312 94
78 How do I know the fish is fresh? 1.5016 0.02242 967 596 257 114
79 Is the salmon local? 1.5005 0.02193 953 575 279 99
80 When I said I wanted to send the salmon back, I only meant to the kitchen! 1.4967 0.02308 904 562 236 106
81 Sorry, forget the salmon, I'll have the beefsteak instead. 1.4967 0.02245 902 546 264 92
82 So, just how fresh is the "fresh caught salmon?" 1.4950 0.02235 895 540 267 88
83 I’ll have the Catch of the Day but without the teeth marks this time. 1.4931 0.02275 870 528 255 87
84 All I asked was, is the salmon fresh? 1.4925 0.02285 865 526 252 87
85 Thanks for checking on the salmon for me - how was it? 1.4919 0.02341 860 532 233 95
86 "Let's get you out of that wet bear suit and in to a dry martini. 1.4840 0.02435 781 486 212 83
87 I think I'll need a few more minutes. Bear with me here. 1.4826 0.02497 777 493 193 91
88 You're saying the salmon is fresh caught? 1.4809 0.02415 759 467 219 73
89 Let me guess,Smokey. There was a fire in the kitchen. 1.4807 0.02514 753 476 192 85
90 Thanks for trying. How’s the frozen? 1.4807 0.02419 751 461 219 71
91 One of us is leaving here stuffed. 1.4806 0.02873 620 403 136 81
92 You're out of ice berg? Fine... Make it arugula then. 1.4806 0.02450 747 462 211 74
93 How do I know you caught it today? 1.4800 0.02435 750 463 214 73
94 Besides listening to climate scientists, what do you recommend? 1.4798 0.02551 744 474 183 87
95 I'm on the menu, aren't I? 1.4783 0.02895 598 387 136 75
96 I heard the salmon is unbelievably fresh here. 1.4772 0.02454 723 445 211 67
97 Again? You’re always out of the salmon. 1.4770 0.02546 717 452 188 77
98 Okay. No fresh caught salmon. Thanks for checking. 1.4744 0.02617 702 450 171 81
99 The Alaskan Reality special sounds way overdone. I’ll have one anyway. 1.4741 0.02680 696 453 156 87
100 No luck with the salmon? Then I'll have the Fettucini Alfredo. 1.4723 0.02564 686 431 186 69
101 No, I inquired whether this restaurant had a wet bar. 1.4714 0.02652 681 438 165 78
102 Alright, you make a compelling case. I'll have the Beyond Meatloaf. 1.4709 0.02648 671 429 168 74
103 Wow, that does sound fresh. I'll have the salmon. 1.4709 0.02656 671 430 166 75
104 May I assume the salmon is freshly caught? 1.4679 0.02481 654 398 206 50
105 Let me guess....you're recommending the fresh-caught salmon. 1.4678 0.02538 652 410 182 60
106 No, I asked if you had a ‘full wet bar’”. 1.4667 0.02792 630 411 140 75
107 If you want to be my support animal, you’re going to have to stay out of the lobster tank! 1.4640 0.02817 625 412 136 77
108 I said I wanted an ice cold beer, not a nice cold bear. 1.4619 0.02711 617 405 142 69
109 I ordered a Klondike BAR. 1.4600 0.02796 600 390 144 66
110 I'll have the eviscerated seal carcass. 1.4588 0.02577 595 383 158 54
111 I ordered beer and a water, not a bear in water. 1.4588 0.02932 595 400 117 78
112 I"m bear-naked and dripping wet... LOOK AT ME, TONY! 1.4585 0.02797 591 383 145 63
113 You're hot, you're cold. You're mad, you're happy. It never ends. I'd say you are more of a bi-polar bear. 1.4552 0.02939 569 379 121 69
114 No disrespect, but everyone says their salmon is wild caught. 1.4552 0.02776 569 364 151 54
115 This is awkward, but could I get some more ice? 1.4550 0.02772 567 362 152 53
116 No, no. I asked if you had a wet bar. 1.4547 0.02897 563 375 122 66
117 I gave you a hat, coat, and galoshes for a reason, Paddington. 1.4545 0.03083 539 365 103 71
118 Then I’ll have the trout. 1.4517 0.02765 549 348 154 47
119 I really don't care to hear about the one that got away. 1.4512 0.02846 543 350 141 52
120 When they said it was fresh caught I had no idea... 1.4507 0.02839 548 354 141 53
121 Are you sure the wild salmon is fresh? 1.4500 0.02772 540 342 153 45
122 Yes, I will have the wild caught salmon. 1.4498 0.02729 538 352 135 50
123 I recommend the Salmon, it's very fresh tonight. 1.4480 0.02773 529 334 153 42
124 Who penned in "Please don't order fresh-caught salmon" ? 1.4478 0.02957 527 347 124 56
125 Waiter, I've changed my mind. Instead of the, ' Freshly Caught Wild River Salmon ,' I'd like the 'Fresh Maine Lobster.' Is that a problem? 1.4468 0.02911 526 343 131 52
126 You may be the only thing in the country that is becoming less polarized. 1.4453 0.03046 503 334 114 55
127 So, then, I take it that the salmon is fresh? 1.4425 0.02880 504 324 137 43
128 Every time I come here it's the same story. Why are you always out of salmon? 1.4418 0.02932 498 323 130 45
129 You look nothing like your profile photo. 1.4411 0.03000 501 331 119 51
130 I've changed my mind. I'll just have the chicken. 1.4404 0.02867 495 324 129 42
131 It got away 1.4399 0.03003 491 323 120 48
132 You seem to be quite the drizzly bear. 1.4399 0.03085 491 329 108 54
133 I really don’t care what you did in the woods. 1.4399 0.02996 491 325 117 49
134 I notice you're not wearing a hair net" - James Conover, Grade 1 1.4394 0.02964 487 317 126 44
135 I'm afraid I've changed my mind about the wild-caught salmon. 1.4392 0.02900 485 311 135 39
136 I'm guessing this is a silly question... but is the salmon fresh? 1.4387 0.02976 481 313 125 43
137 It doesn't matter if you've been using the pool, the club policy clearly states no bear midriffs in the restaurant. 1.4384 0.03224 479 329 90 60
138 But are the wild-caught salmon organic? 1.4380 0.02962 484 315 126 43
139 I clearly said “drenched in Béarnaise.” 1.4378 0.03133 466 311 106 49
140 CAN YOU BEAR WITH ME FOR A MOMENT 1.4378 0.02978 482 322 112 48
141 I asked if you had a wet BAR. 1.4367 0.03036 474 312 117 45
142 Waiter, are you absolutely sure the salmon is fresh? 1.4364 0.02909 472 302 134 36
143 Can you recommend _anything_ other than the fresh-caught salmon? 1.4362 0.02994 470 306 123 41
144 I said an ice cold beer, not bear. 1.4356 0.03117 466 311 107 48
145 So, I'm assuming the salmon is fresh? 1.4356 0.02934 466 299 131 36
146 Actually, I ordered a cold beer. 1.4353 0.03186 464 314 98 52
147 Do you have any fish on the menu not served raw and half-eaten? 1.4352 0.03093 471 314 109 48
148 That "Caught Fifteen-Minutes-Ago, Minimal Teeth Marks, Hand-breaded, Wild Trout" was pretty good last week. Let's go with that again. 1.4350 0.02983 469 305 124 40
149 So the fish here is claw-to-table? 1.4338 0.03065 461 304 114 43
150 Any idea how fresh the fresh-caught salmon is? 1.4338 0.03034 461 302 118 41
151 On second thought, I don't want the salmon. 1.4333 0.03130 457 305 106 46
152 Beer, I said...A nice cold BEER! 1.4333 0.03123 457 307 103 47
153 Did you come here for the salmon, too? 1.4333 0.03037 457 299 118 40
154 Was that mouth caught or paw caught? 1.4330 0.03156 455 305 103 47
155 You don't look much like your tinder profile! 1.4314 0.03170 452 304 101 47
156 Aren’t we a little too old for this, Pooh? 1.4308 0.03111 448 297 109 42
157 Yes, I am fully aware that Baked Alaska is no longer just a dessert. 1.4305 0.03121 446 296 108 42
158 Now do you believe in global warming? 1.4305 0.03121 446 296 108 42
159 I'll have the wild caught salmon with a side of terrified hiker. 1.4302 0.03040 437 286 115 36
160 I can confirm sir the Salmon is fresh 1.4302 0.03115 444 294 109 41
161 May I suggest the Salmon? It's quite fresh. 1.4302 0.03015 444 288 121 35
162 And for dessert, I'll try the Baked Alaska.” 1.4299 0.03125 442 293 108 41
163 You must be Helen. You look just like your picture. 1.4299 0.03269 442 302 90 50
164 Tell me, how fresh is the wild caught salmon? 1.4292 0.03166 445 301 98 46
165 I appreciate your confirming that the salmon is indeed fresh. 1.4273 0.03153 433 288 105 40
166 That’s the last time I try ordering in French. 1.4259 0.03107 425 279 111 35
167 I think my Grindr profile may have been a bit too literal. 1.4242 0.03297 422 288 89 45
168 When I asked if the salmon was locally sourced, a simple "no" would have sufficed. 1.4238 0.03185 420 280 102 38
169 I'm sorry sir,the salmon aren't running this evening. We do have roots and berries. 1.4234 0.03160 418 277 105 36
170 This is what I get for ordering a cold beer in French. 1.4227 0.03263 414 282 90 42
171 I knew you guys would adapt. 1.4223 0.03283 412 279 92 41
172 Are you sure you're in the right cartoon? 1.4220 0.03294 410 278 91 41
173 You SAY the salmon is fresh, but how do I know you didn't just take a shower? 1.4220 0.03127 410 269 109 32
174 Sir, Regrettably the “Catch of the Day” will not be available tonight. 1.4194 0.03241 403 270 97 36
175 Aren't you going to write this down? 1.4194 0.03104 403 263 111 29
176 So I presume the salmon is fresh? 1.4191 0.03058 408 265 115 28
177 This 'wild caught salmon'...how 'wild' are we talking? 1.4190 0.03233 401 268 98 35
178 I said a Bordeaux. Not a bear d'eau... 1.4190 0.03420 401 278 78 45
179 You’re sure there’s no salmon? 1.4190 0.03271 401 270 94 37
180 First off, please explain who is dining and who is dinner. 1.4174 0.03535 357 244 77 36
181 So, the salmon is fresh? 1.4158 0.03099 392 255 111 26
182 The reviews say the bear claws are to die for 1.4158 0.03303 392 265 91 36
183 On second thought, cancel the fish. 1.4145 0.03399 386 265 82 39
184 Well, I'll be darned. It looks like I am on the menu. 1.4141 0.03391 384 263 83 38
185 The Catch of the Day is ‘Bob’? 1.4141 0.03331 384 260 89 35
186 You're wasting your time here. If Greta Thunberg couldn't make me feel guilty about melting icebergs, you don't stand a chance. 1.4127 0.03368 378 257 86 35
187 Have a drink. It won’t stop the ice from melting, but you won’t care as much 1.4122 0.03443 376 259 79 38
188 Ok, so no luck with the Salmon. How about the picnic basket special then? 1.4122 0.03230 376 249 99 28
189 I think I'll have the 'Catch of the Day.' 1.4122 0.03163 376 246 105 25
190 So tell me about the "Catch of the Day." 1.4118 0.03329 374 252 90 32
191 I asked for an iced cold beer. 1.4116 0.03523 379 266 70 43
192 I know the polar ice caps are melting! Can't it wait til I get to the office Monday?! 1.4107 0.03235 375 249 98 28
193 I've ordered a towel, a chair and a bowl of porridge for you. Just bear with me. 1.4097 0.03236 371 246 98 27
194 Salmon, no bite marks 1.4097 0.03303 371 249 92 30
195 Sorry to have put you out, but I’ve decided against the salmon. 1.4092 0.03337 369 249 89 31
196 So tell me about your catch of the day. 1.4092 0.03315 369 248 91 30
197 Global warming was so last week. Have you read this Ukraine stuff? 1.4092 0.03337 369 249 89 31
198 What do you mean the 'Catch of the Day' can't be caught? 1.4091 0.03305 374 252 91 31
199 Getting a jump on your post climate change career is a smart move. 1.4083 0.03326 360 241 91 28
200 I said I'd like a cold beer NOT a cold bear! 1.4082 0.03362 365 247 87 31
201 How do I know the wild salmon is fresh? 1.4082 0.03429 365 250 81 34
202 I was told that you could tell me about the catch of the day? 1.4072 0.03342 361 243 89 29
203 And I'd like the salmon if it's really fresh. 1.4072 0.03225 361 246 87 28
204 I don’t care what you went through to get here! I’ve started without you. 1.4067 0.03378 359 243 86 30
205 Most people are too dumb to come in out of the rain. Ever consider running for the Senate?" 1.4067 0.03469 359 247 78 34
206 You looked different on Tinder. 1.4067 0.03557 359 251 70 38
207 I'm really disappointed that you're out of the fresh salmon, but thanks for double checking. 1.4056 0.03111 355 229 108 18
208 Is your salmon wild-caught? 1.4056 0.03260 355 235 96 24
209 So no salmon then. 1.4050 0.03360 358 242 87 29
210 Oh. In that case I'll have the tilapia. 1.4045 0.03325 356 239 90 27
211 I went ahead and ordered the salmon for you. 1.4034 0.03446 352 241 80 31
212 Would it be in poor taste if I ordered the Baked Alaska? 1.4029 0.03436 350 239 81 30
213 Don't even think about shaking! 1.4029 0.03483 350 241 77 32
214 I wasn't expecting you, but pull up a chair. 1.4023 0.03449 348 238 80 30
215 I asked for a tall, wet, cold "beer" 1.4023 0.03425 348 237 82 29
216 I asked for a beer. 1.4023 0.03473 348 239 78 31
217 You don't look like your picture either. 1.4012 0.03735 344 247 56 41
218 I thought we weren’t wearing fur. 1.4012 0.03501 344 237 76 31
219 Sorry, I’ve decided against the salmon... 1.4011 0.03536 349 243 72 34
220 I’m 100% sure the salmon is fresh. 1.4011 0.03441 349 239 80 30
221 Says right here it's sustainable. 1.4006 0.03466 342 234 79 29
222 So I have your word the salmon isn't farm raised? 1.4006 0.03236 342 225 97 20
223 The salmon is very fresh, you say? 1.4000 0.03430 340 231 82 27
224 No, no I ordered a WHEAT BEER. What am I supposed to do with this? 1.3994 0.03544 338 234 73 31
225 I thought I ordered a Witbier... 1.3988 0.03559 336 233 72 31
226 I told you it would be impossible to find a cab from 183rd street when it’s raining. 1.3988 0.03470 336 232 75 29
227 Darn. I really had my mind set on the salmon. 1.3982 0.03340 334 223 89 22
228 Are you sure your salmon is caught fresh? 1.3982 0.03285 334 221 93 20
229 I'll have two orders of the baked Alaska. 1.3982 0.03472 334 228 79 27
230 Just how fresh is the freshly caught salmon? 1.3982 0.03497 334 229 77 28
231 I don’t care if it’s raining. You still have to do it in the woods. 1.3969 0.03746 325 231 59 35
232 You’re an 8-foot talking bear. And I’m supposed to find it remarkable that it’s raining cats and dogs? 1.3963 0.03461 328 223 80 25
233 You know, I don't think I want the salmon after all. 1.3963 0.03379 328 220 86 22
234 No luck? Then we'll order the tuna salad. 1.3963 0.03209 328 214 98 16
235 What can you tell me about the wild caught salmon? 1.3963 0.03461 328 223 80 25
236 I was hoping for a waiter bearing water 1.3958 0.03544 331 229 73 29
237 River-to-table you say? 1.3945 0.03412 327 221 83 23
238 Ok, no trout. What other fish do you have? 1.3938 0.03426 325 220 82 23
239 You say the fish is very fresh. 1.3938 0.03370 325 218 86 21
240 I don't care how fresh the salmon is, I want the tilapia 1.3938 0.03313 325 216 90 19
241 Fresh salmon, eh? 1.3933 0.03431 328 223 81 24
242 You're late, you're soaking wet, and obviously you wrote a very very very dishonest personal ad. 1.3933 0.03564 328 228 71 29
243 Yeah, I know Alaska is melting, but I still ordered it baked. 1.3933 0.03768 328 236 55 37
244 Hey don't look at me, I biked here. 1.3932 0.03383 323 217 85 21
245 I appreciate the gesture but it didn’t have to be freshly caught. 1.3932 0.03326 323 215 89 19
246 I was told you will get me fresh salmon. 1.3932 0.03440 323 219 81 23
247 And you're sure that the salmon is wild caught? 1.3932 0.03297 323 214 90 18
248 We seem to be polar opposites. 1.3925 0.03482 321 219 78 24
249 Well, what do you THINK the catch of the day will be? 1.3925 0.03646 321 225 66 30
250 I see now it was insensitive to order the Baked Alaska. 1.3918 0.03440 319 216 81 22
251 You are right to be worried, I am Goldilocks attorney 1.3912 0.03732 317 225 60 32
252 Judy, I think it's not only menopause. 1.3912 0.03705 317 224 62 31
253 Let me guess. There is no catch of the day 1.3910 0.03447 312 213 77 22
254 For some reason I'm craving Salmon. 1.3898 0.03453 313 212 80 21
255 Sorry about your habitat, but I eat alone... 1.3898 0.03627 313 218 68 27
256 I went ahead and ordered you the salmon. 1.3898 0.03483 313 213 78 22
257 When I got here , it was merely raining cats and dogs 1.3898 0.03512 313 214 76 23
258 "What do you mean 'We're all out of salmon?' 1.3898 0.03570 313 216 72 25
259 Well, I’m BIpolar, and you don’t see me making such a fuss. 1.3898 0.03627 313 218 68 27
260 I take it the salmon is fresh. 1.3891 0.03527 311 213 75 23
261 Then I'll have the farm raised salmon. 1.3891 0.03614 311 216 69 26
262 You could have just told me you were out of the salmon. 1.3891 0.03251 311 209 85 17
263 I'm guessing there's a run on salmon. 1.3891 0.03585 311 215 71 25
264 So sorry for the wait. I can assure you tonight's catch is fresh. 1.3883 0.03482 309 210 78 21
265 Well then maybe you shouldn’t put salmon on the menu. 1.3883 0.03601 309 214 70 25
266 I'll have the fresh catch, provided it isn't me. 1.3883 0.03687 309 217 64 28
267 It says here that the salmon in "caught to order." What does that mean? 1.3883 0.03572 309 213 72 24
268 Is it safe to assume your fish of the day is locally caught? 1.3876 0.03497 307 209 77 21
269 And we’re sure it’s fresh caught? 1.3876 0.03617 307 213 69 25
270 I can assure you the salmon is very fresh 1.3861 0.03737 303 214 61 28
271 Yes, that's my SUV idling outside. What's your point? 1.3861 0.03588 303 209 71 23
272 I hope this isn’t about me ordering the iceberg salad. 1.3846 0.03620 299 207 69 23
273 Oh, I wondered what happened to my waiter. 1.3846 0.03558 299 205 73 21
274 Not my fault. I drive an electric car. 1.3846 0.03589 299 206 71 22
275 Dripping with sarcasm again, I see! 1.3844 0.03878 294 211 53 30
276 On second thought, cancel the salmon. 1.3838 0.03573 297 204 72 21
277 And for dessert...baked Alaska. 1.3831 0.03508 295 203 72 20
278 What would you do for a Klondike Bar? 1.3831 0.03746 295 208 61 26
279 I was in the shower when I remembered our date... 1.3831 0.03684 295 206 65 24
280 This farm to table trend has really become unbearable. 1.3831 0.03746 295 208 61 26
281 Sir, the salmon is my catch of the day. 1.3831 0.03524 295 206 67 22
282 Is your salmon farm-raised, or wild? 1.3831 0.03322 295 195 87 13
283 Look, you don't look like your profile pic either. Let's just grin, bear it, and get through this evening. 1.3823 0.03669 293 204 66 23
284 Have a Snickers; you are a bear when you haven't eaten. 1.3823 0.03825 293 209 56 28
285 How good are your bear claws? 1.3823 0.03605 293 202 70 21
286 OK. OK. I believe in climate change. Now let me eat. 1.3823 0.03506 293 199 76 18
287 Word has it you have the freshest salmon in town 1.3814 0.03621 291 201 69 21
288 I’ll have the wild-caught salmon. Go light on the teeth marks. 1.3814 0.03555 291 199 73 19
289 On second thought I’ll have thec”farm raised”. 1.3806 0.03799 289 205 58 26
290 So the salmon is river-to-table? 1.3806 0.03503 289 196 76 17
291 I do apologize for ordering the iceberg lettuce 1.3806 0.03571 289 198 72 19
292 I asked for a bitter beer,not a drippy bear. 1.3806 0.03687 289 209 53 27
293 I take it the salmon's fresh tonight. 1.3806 0.03537 289 197 74 18
294 I don't doubt the salmon is fresh but I just want steak. 1.3798 0.03621 287 198 69 20
295 Forget the salmon. How's your trash today? 1.3798 0.03621 287 198 69 20
296 Is it fresh? 1.3798 0.03817 287 204 57 26
297 Why is it taking so long? Were you out catching the salmon? 1.3798 0.03817 287 204 57 26
298 I'll take your advice that salmon should be left for you and your children. 1.3798 0.03720 287 201 63 23
299 Why, yes, the fresh salmon special sounds delightful! 1.3798 0.03483 287 194 77 16
300 You're five months late for dinner and I don't want to hear any more hibernation excuses. 1.3789 0.03738 285 200 62 23
301 Okay, sounds good. I'll have the seal. 1.3789 0.03704 285 199 64 22
302 The storm must be escalating. It was only up to cats and dogs last time I checked. 1.3781 0.03722 283 198 63 22
303 I’m sorry your habitat is melting, but you still need to find your own table. 1.3781 0.03755 283 199 61 23
304 Okay. You're fresh out of wild salmon. The artisinal honey is on order. How's the "Yellowstone Dumpster Surprise"? 1.3781 0.03722 283 198 63 22
305 I asked for a cold beer! 1.3781 0.03854 283 202 55 26
306 On second thought, I’ll have the moussaka instead of the salmon. 1.3781 0.03755 283 199 61 23
307 Nothing really jumps out at me—except for maybe the salmon. 1.3781 0.03549 283 193 73 17
308 Oh please, everyone claims their salmon is fresh. 1.3781 0.03585 283 194 71 18
309 I’ll have the bear-caught salmon. 1.3781 0.03619 283 195 69 19
310 The other waiter always got me a salmon. 1.3763 0.03434 279 187 79 13
311 The salmon, is it wild caught? 1.3763 0.03791 279 197 59 23
312 Is the wild salmon fresh? 1.3755 0.03705 277 193 64 20
313 Go lay down by the fire; nobody will notice you. 1.3746 0.03718 283 199 62 22
314 Sorry, but this is the 21 Club. The Polar Bear Club is down the block by the Hudson River. 1.3746 0.03615 283 196 68 19
315 I see you have fresh caught salmon, subject to availability. How long ago was it caught? 1.3746 0.03545 283 194 72 17
316 I hear your salmon is very fresh. 1.3746 0.03580 283 195 70 18
317 I like the stream-to-table concept in theory. 1.3746 0.03474 283 197 68 18
318 Tell me, how fresh is the catch of the day? 1.3741 0.03477 278 188 76 14
319 Would you like to hear about our specials before or after I explain what the hell is going on? 1.3718 0.03593 277 191 69 17
320 Oh no! I ordered a cold beer! I hate to see what my hot dog looks like! 1.3718 0.03907 277 200 51 26
321 This Pacific salmon....is is a farmed fish or caught wild? 1.3718 0.03701 277 194 63 20
322 Not bad, but do you have anything a bit drier? 1.3718 0.03556 277 190 71 16
323 Looks like we're both out of ice. 1.3716 0.03780 261 182 61 18
324 How's the bearnaise? 1.3709 0.03718 275 193 62 20
325 But the salmon, is it fresh? 1.3709 0.03789 275 195 58 22
326 You've convinced me; I'll take the salmon. 1.3704 0.03654 270 187 66 17
327 Free range is really starting to get out of control. 1.3704 0.03802 270 191 58 21
328 Well you don't exactly match your dating profile either 1.3704 0.03802 270 191 58 21
329 I've decided not to have the fresh salmon after all. 1.3700 0.03435 273 184 77 12
330 I'll go with the freshly caught salmon. 1.3700 0.03513 273 186 73 14
331 That's a pity. I was really looking forward to the iceberg wedge. 1.3700 0.03772 273 193 59 21
332 I'm afraid to ask...what is the soup of the day? 1.3698 0.03700 265 184 64 17
333 How's the salmon? 1.3694 0.03746 268 188 61 19
334 Salmon sounds nice- but the “thieving bald eagle ” is really popping out at me. 1.3684 0.03876 266 190 54 22
335 Well, since you couldn't catch the salmon, I will have the pork chops. 1.3684 0.03727 266 186 62 18
336 So I guess you're out of ice? 1.3684 0.03876 266 190 54 22
337 uh oh.... you're about to tell me there's no fresh salmon on the menu tonight! 1.3684 0.03727 266 186 62 18
338 I hear the salmon is fresh. 1.3674 0.03932 264 190 51 23
339 ...And for dessert, I’ll have the Baked Alaska. 1.3672 0.03804 256 184 52 20
340 I got soaked in the bear market. So, we're even. 1.3670 0.03864 267 191 54 22
341 The Salmon's that fresh, huh? 1.3664 0.03878 262 187 54 21
342 You're late . And don't give me ' but it's mating season' again . 1.3664 0.03724 262 183 62 17
343 So you're sure the salmon is fresh caught? 1.3664 0.03802 262 186 58 19
344 Ok so the ice cap is melting: do you have a good rosé? 1.3664 0.03840 262 186 56 20
345 Happy Hallowe'en to you, too, William. I'll have the usual. 1.3664 0.03878 262 187 54 21
346 It says the salmon is wild caught, but is it really? 1.3664 0.03915 262 188 52 22
347 So its fresh, wild-caught salmon? 1.3664 0.03644 262 181 66 15
348 I can assure you, sir, the salmon is locally sourced. 1.3664 0.03763 262 184 60 18
349 Bear with you? Is that some sort of joke? 1.3664 0.03763 262 184 60 18
350 What do you mean you’re out of ice? 1.3661 0.03884 254 180 55 19
351 Well, then, how about an Impossible seal burger? 1.3660 0.03733 265 186 61 18
352 And a dry martini. 1.3658 0.03852 257 182 56 19
353 My salmon has teeth marks. 1.3658 0.03649 257 177 66 14
354 You have a point, I'll go with the Salmon. 1.3658 0.03812 257 181 58 18
355 That's a fascinating story, but you're still late. 1.3658 0.03691 257 178 64 15
356 You’re late 1.3647 0.03791 255 179 59 17
357 I hope you have a good reason for being late. 1.3647 0.03831 255 180 57 18
358 so you ate my wild salmon 1.3647 0.03872 255 181 55 19
359 So let me get this right: Baked Alaska is today's special and iceberg lettuce is no longer on the menu??? 1.3647 0.04028 255 185 47 23
360 The fresh-caught salmon was for me, not you 1.3647 0.03831 255 180 57 18
361 I got caught in it too, but somehow I got here on time. 1.3647 0.03709 255 177 63 15
362 But is it organic? 1.3643 0.03956 258 186 50 22
363 Exactly what does "freshly caught salmon " mean ? 1.3643 0.03638 258 178 66 14
364 No , I asked for a ‘splash’ of ‘bearnaise’ sauce 1.3643 0.03800 258 182 58 18
365 Don't hover, I hate it when you hover. 1.3643 0.03840 258 183 56 19
366 Is your salmon sushi grade? 1.3636 0.03642 253 174 66 13
367 Well, of course, Bruno, if the salmon is THAT fresh I'll have it. 1.3636 0.03891 253 180 54 19
368 Is the salmon wild-caught or farm-raised? 1.3636 0.03684 253 175 64 14
369 How local is the salmon? 1.3633 0.03738 256 179 61 16
370 Oh... you look... different than your profile. 1.3625 0.03952 251 180 51 20
371 Really, Marge, I told you it was too early to start wearing your furs. 1.3614 0.03932 249 178 52 19
372 Nothing jumps out at me—except maybe the salmon. 1.3614 0.03632 249 171 66 12
373 OK, please tell the chef that I now believe that the trout IS freshly caught. 1.3603 0.03782 247 173 59 15
374 Hmmmm, bear with me. 1.3603 0.03953 247 177 51 19
375 Shake, and you can kiss hibernation goodbye. 1.3603 0.04116 247 181 43 23
376 No...an ice cold beer. 1.3597 0.03845 253 180 55 18
377 Gentlemen's clubs are supposed to have bare waitresses. Bare. 1.3597 0.04044 253 185 45 23
378 I don't care why you were late, I just wish you would've called. 1.3597 0.03845 253 180 55 18
379 Dow up 600 points. I told you the bears would take a bath today. 1.3597 0.03721 253 177 61 15
380 What's your excuse this time? Another glacier you were on melted? 1.3597 0.03845 253 180 55 18
381 Do you have anything fresher than the 'Freshly Caught Salmon'? 1.3592 0.04016 245 177 48 20
382 What can you tell me about the Ethically Sourced Lake Trout? 1.3592 0.03974 245 176 50 19
383 It's about time. I've been sitting here all winter. 1.3586 0.03696 251 175 62 14
384 Are you going to pull up a chair or just stand there like an idiot? 1.3586 0.03906 251 180 52 19
385 Indeed. Bear market, getting soaked. Me too. 1.3586 0.03802 251 180 53 18
386 You're late again. I suppose you're going to blame it on global warming. 1.3586 0.03653 251 186 45 20
387 We're all on thin ice 1.3586 0.03987 251 182 48 21
388 You look famished. I'll order arctic char to go for you. Want any sides? 1.3586 0.03739 251 176 60 15
389 I won't order the arctic salmon if that makes you happy 1.3586 0.03696 251 175 62 14
390 I'm glad I don't have to hunt my own food, I don't even know where sandwiches live 1.3586 0.03823 251 178 56 17
391 I am sorry I ate your wild salmon! 1.3586 0.03987 251 182 48 21
392 So tell me, is the Salmon fresh? 1.3580 0.04079 243 177 45 21
393 No luck with the salmon huh? 1.3580 0.03865 243 172 55 16
394 Just to clarify here where it says 'fresh fish' - has it been caught yet? 1.3580 0.03909 243 173 53 17
395 'As a climate change denier, I resent your over the top shenanigans.' 1.3580 0.03685 243 168 63 12
396 You don't quite look like your profile picture. 1.3578 0.04115 218 155 48 15
397 I assume you'd recommend the salmon. 1.3574 0.03489 249 169 71 9
398 Cancel the salmon , I'll just have a salad instead. 1.3568 0.03885 241 171 54 16
399 How's the fish? And my waiter? 1.3568 0.03973 241 173 50 18
400 Fascinating story but I'll pass on the walrus. 1.3568 0.03930 241 172 52 17
401 Since you are all out of the salmon I'll have the fall medley of grubs, roots and berries. 1.3568 0.03841 241 170 56 15
402 That’s right—it's going to take a lot more than a 99.9% scientific consensus to convince me! 1.3568 0.04102 241 176 44 21
403 No, I’m sure I ordered one beer, not wet bear. 1.3568 0.04059 241 175 46 20
404 Sorry to inconvenience you but I asked if there was a wet bar, not a wet bear. 1.3568 0.03885 241 171 54 16
405 You're sure the salmon is fresh today? 1.3568 0.03841 241 175 48 18
406 I'm not the one who ordered 'Baked Alaska'. 1.3568 0.03608 241 165 66 10
407 So, I'm going to assume the salmon is fresh? 1.3568 0.03885 241 171 54 16
408 You looked much drier in your picture. 1.3568 0.03749 241 168 60 13
409 Would you mind grabbing me a salmon? 1.3568 0.03608 241 165 66 10
410 And I’ll have the crazy fresh salmon everyone’s raving about. 1.3568 0.03973 241 173 50 18
411 Stop following me, Samantha. It's over! 1.3556 0.03995 239 172 49 18
412 How many minutes old is the fresh salmon? 1.3556 0.04082 239 174 45 20
413 Bear with me, while I decide. 1.3556 0.03626 239 164 65 10
414 So tell me. How was the waiter? Was he tough? 1.3556 0.04038 239 173 47 19
415 I've changed my mind - I won't be ordering the catch of the day. 1.3556 0.03860 239 169 55 15
416 Took you long enough. Where's the salmon? 1.3556 0.03950 239 171 51 17
417 Of course the salmon is slippery! That's no excuse. 1.3556 0.03815 239 168 57 14
418 So, was my Waiter on your Menu? 1.3556 0.03721 239 166 61 12
419 What do you mean you’re out of salmon? Would you mind checking one more time? 1.3556 0.03860 239 169 55 15
420 The fish special is definitely worth wading for. 1.3556 0.03838 239 173 49 17
421 What happens when a bear is in the rain for too long? He becomes a drizzly bear. 1.3544 0.03972 237 170 50 17
422 How do you feel about the Baked Alaska? 1.3544 0.03972 237 170 50 17
423 How fresh is 'fresh?' 1.3544 0.03881 237 168 54 15
424 I'll start with the iceberg lettuce. 1.3544 0.03834 237 167 56 14
425 What took you so long? 1.3544 0.03926 237 169 52 16
426 That's nothing. You should see my mother-in-law when the moon is full... 1.3544 0.03972 237 170 50 17
427 Fine, I'll just have the chicken. 1.3544 0.03543 237 161 68 8
428 I'm not sure how I feel about this new Forest to Table trend. 1.3544 0.03740 237 168 56 13
429 But can you prove the salmon is really "wild caught" and not farm raised? 1.3544 0.03926 237 169 52 16
430 Seems like the salmon is fresh, I’ll have that 1.3544 0.03740 237 167 57 13
431 Sure, I wanted the salmon sent back, but I only meant it was slightly under-cooked. 1.3544 0.04061 237 172 46 19
432 The salmon is that fresh, is it? 1.3544 0.03881 237 168 54 15
433 Exactly how fresh is the fish? 1.3544 0.03972 237 170 50 17
434 « If you’re at the table, you’re not on the menu- right? » 1.3537 0.04067 229 165 47 17
435 I suppose you want baked Alaska? 1.3532 0.03901 235 167 53 15
436 You guarantee it's wild caught? 1.3532 0.03993 235 169 49 17
437 Are you Lisa? 1.3532 0.03901 235 167 53 15
438 Like you, I had my heart set on seal 1.3532 0.03993 235 169 49 17
439 I thought you were just going to wash your hands before dinner. 1.3532 0.04215 235 174 39 22
440 Today's special and don't come any closer 1.3524 0.03993 227 162 50 15
441 I assume the salmon is local? 1.3519 0.03874 233 165 54 14
442 Yes, I'll have the Baked Alaska. 1.3519 0.04106 233 170 44 19
443 Yes, but how can I be sure the fish is fresh? 1.3519 0.03874 233 165 54 14
444 Recommend the salmon, do you? 1.3519 0.03874 233 165 54 14
445 Wow, that salmon does sound fresh. 1.3519 0.04015 233 168 48 17
446 You know what, cancel the salmon. I'll just have a salad. 1.3519 0.04061 233 169 46 18
447 Pardon me, but I asked for the wet BAR 1.3519 0.04061 233 169 46 18
448 Are you really sure the Salmon is fresh? 1.3519 0.03874 233 165 54 14
449 So how fresh is this "freshly caught wild salmon"? 1.3519 0.03753 233 165 55 13
450 I said I needed someone to bear witness, not bear wetness. 1.3519 0.04084 233 172 41 20
451 And the salmon was caught today? 1.3506 0.03696 231 160 61 10
452 On second thought, I’ll take the veggie burger. 1.3506 0.03943 231 165 51 15
453 The salmon. It's wild-caught? 1.3506 0.03797 231 162 57 12
454 And is the salmon freshly caught? 1.3506 0.03797 231 162 57 12
455 If you're all out of iceberg, I suppose the salad's off. 1.3506 0.03990 231 166 49 16
456 You know, I’ve changed my mind about the salmon. I’ll have the vegetarian special. 1.3506 0.03846 231 163 55 13
457 You know, I’ve changed my mind. I don’t want the fresh salmon after all... 1.3506 0.03990 231 166 49 16
458 Sorry sir, I just checked and we're all out of the fresh Salmon 1.3506 0.04084 231 168 45 18
459 Is the salmon sustainably caught? 1.3506 0.03846 231 163 55 13
460 On second thought, I'm not in the mood for salmon. 1.3506 0.03943 231 165 51 15
461 On second thought,I don't think I'll have the salmon. 1.3506 0.03846 231 163 55 13
462 All out of salmon? Could you try to grab me a trout then? 1.3506 0.03943 231 165 51 15
463 It says here the salmon is caught by hand, would that be fresh today? 1.3506 0.03797 231 162 57 12
464 I changed my mind on the fresh caught salmon. 1.3506 0.03895 231 164 53 14
465 Waiter, cancel the salmon, I'll take the green salad 1.3506 0.03645 231 159 63 9
466 I ordered panda. 1.3493 0.04153 229 168 42 19
467 Is it safe to assume the salmon is fresh? 1.3493 0.03964 229 164 50 15
468 I’ll start worrying about global warming when I see actual evidence. 1.3493 0.03964 229 164 50 15
469 I suppose you’re going to tell me that you just caught the salmon. 1.3493 0.03557 229 156 66 7
470 So,you're telling me that the salmon is really fresh. 1.3493 0.03964 229 164 50 15
471 No salmon huh? Ok, I'll have whatever you recommend from the campsite trash. 1.3493 0.04107 229 167 44 18
472 Yeah, well at least my carbon footprint isn’t as damp as yours. 1.3493 0.04012 229 165 48 16
473 So it's not line-caught? 1.3493 0.04060 229 166 46 17
474 Fresh salmon it is. 1.3493 0.03842 229 164 51 14
475 I suppose it would be rude to ask for ice water? 1.3493 0.04012 229 165 48 16
476 I'm sorry about climate change. Can I make it up to you with a nice dinner? 1.3480 0.03785 227 159 57 11
477 What do ya mean you’re out of salmon? 1.3480 0.03986 227 163 49 15
478 The salmon is fresh you say? 1.3480 0.03887 227 161 53 13
479 Is the fish locally sourced? 1.3480 0.04130 227 165 42 18
480 Well, if you ate all the salmon then I'll have the steak. 1.3480 0.04083 227 165 45 17
481 Ok, so there is no salmon afterall. 1.3480 0.03986 227 163 49 15
482 Can i have a quiet meal for once without climate change looming over me? 1.3480 0.03937 227 162 51 14
483 I thought "forest-to-table" was surely a marketing gimmick 1.3480 0.04130 227 166 43 18
484 How fresh is your salmon special? 1.3480 0.03986 227 163 49 15
485 Okay, skip the ice. 1.3480 0.04269 227 169 37 21
486 Is that wild-caught salmon really fresh 1.3480 0.03785 227 159 57 11
487 So I take it the wild salmon is freshly caught? 1.3480 0.03733 227 158 59 10
488 Let me guess, the special is Salmon...again. 1.3480 0.03733 227 158 59 10
489 Truly glacial service. 1.3468 0.03202 222 160 53 9
490 So the trout is freshly caught? 1.3467 0.03908 225 160 52 13
491 So what else would you recommend besides the salmon. 1.3467 0.03857 225 159 54 12
492 Oh well, then I guess I'll have the farmed artic char. 1.3467 0.04057 225 163 46 16
493 Sorry - it was the wet bar I was curious about. 1.3467 0.04154 225 165 42 18
494 So, I'm assuming your salmon is fresh? 1.3467 0.03752 225 157 58 10
495 Is the salmon fresh then? 1.3467 0.03831 225 161 51 13
496 OK,so something other than fish .... 1.3467 0.03478 225 152 68 5
497 Let me guess. You're out of the salmon. 1.3467 0.04008 225 162 48 15
498 You woke me. We charge extra for hibernation 1.3467 0.04154 225 165 42 18
499 I take it you don't have salmon tonight. 1.3467 0.03857 225 159 54 12
500 Okay we’ll split the salmon. But this is not a sustainable survival plan my friend. 1.3467 0.03908 225 160 52 13
501 how’s the catch of the day? 1.3467 0.03908 225 160 52 13
502 So the salmon is organically sourced then..? 1.3467 0.04057 225 163 46 16
503 I thought the Polar Bear Club was a sandwich. 1.3467 0.04106 225 164 44 17
504 I’ll try the Baked Alaska special - while it lasts. 1.3467 0.04008 225 162 48 15
505 Don't talk to me about Climate Change. Look at what it's done to the price of truffles! 1.3453 0.03929 223 159 51 13
506 Let me guess. Global warming, and you had to run to catch the bus. 1.3442 0.04131 215 156 44 15
507 I assume the salmon is freshly caught? 1.3439 0.03871 221 159 49 13
508 No salmon today? How about finding me some blueberries. 1.3439 0.03791 221 155 56 10
509 Yes, I said I wanted the Baked Alaska--and, no, I don't care about the irony, 1.3439 0.03845 221 156 54 11
510 Well, if it's as fresh as you say it is, I'll have the salmon. 1.3439 0.03845 221 156 54 11
511 Fresh caught, you say? 1.3439 0.03898 221 157 52 12
512 The tuna is good but the salmon is particularly fresh tonight. 1.3439 0.03845 221 156 54 11
513 I told you it was too hot to walk from 47th street to the village. 1.3439 0.04053 221 160 46 15
514 What happened to that cute waitress from last night? 1.3427 0.04313 213 158 37 18
515 So you’re just now out of the salmon? 1.3425 0.03699 219 162 43 13
516 Let me guess... There’s trouble with my Salmon? 1.3425 0.04076 219 159 45 15
517 No more iceberg lettuce I take it? 1.3425 0.04024 219 158 47 14
518 Is your fish fresh? 1.3425 0.03972 219 157 49 13
519 You ate all the salmon? 1.3425 0.04024 219 158 47 14
520 Our special tonight is salmon. Trust me, it’s fresh. 1.3425 0.03810 219 158 47 12
521 Can you recommend a substitute for iceberg? 1.3425 0.03865 219 155 53 11
522 I suppose the salmon is fresh. 1.3425 0.04024 219 158 47 14
523 So tell me, how is the seal prepared? 1.3425 0.04177 219 161 41 17
524 What do you mean out of Salmon? Go farther upstream. 1.3425 0.04024 219 158 47 14
525 Forget the salmon, I'll have the veggie plate. 1.3425 0.04227 219 162 39 18
526 Fresh mouth caught salmon? 1.3410 0.04151 217 159 42 16
527 The lengths you all go to to justify the "fresh catch" pricing... 1.3410 0.04099 217 158 44 15
528 I have no idea about the lobster but the salmon's fresh. 1.3410 0.04099 217 158 44 15
529 OK I'm convinced the salmon is fresh. 1.3410 0.03830 217 153 54 10
530 How fresh is the arctic salmon? 1.3410 0.03717 217 151 58 8
531 "So, this is why the salmon costs an arm and a leg?" 1.3396 0.03999 212 152 48 12
532 No, no, no! I said, "A cold beer!" 1.3396 0.04164 212 155 42 15
533 We're out of iceberg, sir, will arugula do? 1.3396 0.04110 212 154 44 14
534 Out of salmon AND penguin? 1.3396 0.04270 212 157 38 17
535 Those damn salmon are getting faster every year. Can I interest you in a lovely top sirloin instead? 1.3396 0.04164 212 155 42 15
536 You're late, and you should have used an umbrella. You know I hate the smell of wet fur! 1.3395 0.04016 215 158 43 14
537 This isn't happening. It's only the meds. 1.3395 0.04278 215 160 37 18
538 The wet-haired bear stared mainly at the chair. 1.3395 0.04123 215 157 43 15
539 As you couldn't snag a salmon I guess I'll have the flounder. 1.3395 0.04016 215 155 47 13
540 ”It says here that the bulls think the market’s very strong and that the bears are all wet. What do you think? 1.3395 0.03962 215 154 49 12
541 I told you to use valet parking. 1.3395 0.04016 215 155 47 13
542 To be fair, I also don’t look like my profile photo. 1.3395 0.04123 215 157 43 15
543 Sir, the salmon is very fresh, I caught it myself 1.3395 0.03850 215 152 53 10
544 Is the salmon fresh today? 1.3390 0.04449 177 128 38 11
545 How do I know the salmon is fresh? 1.3381 0.03728 210 146 57 7
546 Dripping with sarcasm won't make you cool. 1.3381 0.04022 210 151 47 12
547 I take it the salmon is very, very fresh. 1.3381 0.04022 210 151 47 12
548 When you say your salmon is “fresh,” what exactly do you mean? 1.3381 0.04188 210 154 41 15
549 I know it's raining but you don't look anything like your dating profile. 1.3381 0.04134 210 153 43 14
550 i told you to wait in the car. 1.3381 0.04349 210 157 35 18
551 Anything but salmon. 1.3381 0.03965 210 150 49 11
552 Well, how could I pass up salmon that fresh? 1.3381 0.04022 210 151 47 12
553 ...so, how long will the wait be for the trout? 1.3381 0.04022 210 151 47 12
554 The 'Freshest Daily Catch Anywhere' is a pretty bold claim... 1.3381 0.04296 210 156 37 17
555 Climate change, am I right? 1.3381 0.04134 210 153 43 14
556 You look just like your profile picture. 1.3381 0.04296 210 156 37 17
557 I've changed my mind about the salmon special. 1.3381 0.03728 210 145 57 7
558 What do you mean by you're out of ice? 1.3381 0.04188 210 154 41 15
559 Are you sure the salmon is fresh here? 1.3381 0.04078 210 152 45 13
560 I’m sorry it has such unpleasant associations for you, but I still want the Baked Alaska. 1.3380 0.04253 213 158 38 17
561 I'll have the fresh-caught salmon, please. 1.3365 0.03747 208 150 48 10
562 How's the gazpacho? 1.3365 0.04158 208 152 42 14
563 Is it wild caught? 1.3365 0.03987 208 149 48 11
564 Sorry about the climate. Can I make it up to you with a salmon dinner? 1.3365 0.04214 208 153 40 15
565 The salmon is very fresh today, I take it? 1.3365 0.03804 211 151 50 10
566 May I suggest a Hot Toddy for the Wet Teddy. 1.3365 0.04117 211 154 43 14
567 Do you have any freshly caught salmon ? 1.3365 0.03892 211 150 51 10
568 I should have swiped left. 1.3351 0.04361 194 143 37 14
569 How fresh is the "fresh-caught salmon?" 1.3350 0.03890 206 146 51 9
570 All of a sudden, I’m dying for a nice wedge of iceberg lettuce. 1.3350 0.04009 206 148 47 11
571 You know, instead of the salmon, I think I'm going to go with the bison after all. 1.3350 0.03950 206 147 49 10
572 I hate to do this, but I also would really like the fresh-caught salmon. 1.3350 0.04126 206 150 43 13
573 I thought I ordered a nice cold beer. 1.3350 0.04009 206 148 47 11
574 Would you feel we were competing if I ordered the salmon? 1.3350 0.03890 206 146 51 9
575 I like my porridge just right. 1.3350 0.04068 206 149 45 12
576 I assume then that the salmon is wild caught. 1.3350 0.04068 206 149 45 12
577 Is the salmon ethically sourced? 1.3350 0.04068 206 149 45 12
578 When I said, "Something a little less dry," I meant the wine. 1.3350 0.03950 206 147 49 10
579 Thanks for getting that fly out of my soup. 1.3350 0.04126 206 150 43 13
580 OK, so you don't recommend the Baked Alaska." 1.3349 0.03971 209 150 48 11
581 Did you wash your hands? 1.3349 0.04085 209 152 44 13
582 Are you farm-raised or wild-caught? 1.3333 0.04377 204 153 34 17
583 And you're sure the salmon was caught today. 1.3333 0.04062 204 154 33 16
584 I’m guessing the salmon is fresh. 1.3333 0.03972 204 146 48 10
585 How fresh is the trout? 1.3333 0.04150 204 149 42 13
586 Just nod if the trout is fresh. 1.3333 0.03785 204 143 54 7
587 I'm guessing the fish is very fresh? 1.3333 0.04032 204 147 46 11
588 I ordered an Impossible burger, not a Highly Implausible one. 1.3333 0.04150 204 149 42 13
589 I think I’ll have the fresh caught salmon. 1.3333 0.04377 204 153 34 17
590 Ok. I’ll have the fresh caught salmon. 1.3333 0.04092 204 148 44 12
591 Tell me, how fresh is your Atlantic Salmon? 1.3333 0.04092 204 148 44 12
592 Your salmon is freshly caught? 1.3333 0.04032 204 147 46 11
593 You're sure the wild salmon is fresh caught? 1.3333 0.03911 204 145 50 9
594 I wanted a cold beer, not a cold bear. 1.3333 0.04150 204 149 42 13
595 Fresh salmon, you say? 1.3333 0.03785 204 143 54 7
596 No, wait. Not the salmon... 1.3333 0.03911 204 145 50 9
597 Greta Thunberg you’re not. 1.3333 0.04150 204 149 42 13
598 I understand the salmon is fresh, but was it ethically harvested? 1.3333 0.03911 204 145 50 9
599 Is it fresh or thawed? 1.3333 0.04092 204 148 44 12
600 You’re sure the salmon is fresh caught? 1.3333 0.03972 204 146 48 10
601 I assume the seal steak is fresh? 1.3333 0.03486 204 146 51 7
602 And, you say the salmon is fresh? 1.3333 0.03972 204 146 48 10
603 You say the salmon is fresh. How do I know for sure? 1.3333 0.04032 204 147 46 11
604 Promise not to weep if I order iceberg lettuce? 1.3333 0.04208 204 150 40 14
605 Who do you have to maul to get some service around here? 1.3333 0.04109 207 151 43 13
606 Shame... I prefer farmed salmon. 1.3333 0.04208 204 150 40 14
607 The salmon is extra fresh, you say? 1.3333 0.03911 204 145 50 9
608 You're sure the wild caught salmon is fresh? 1.3333 0.03721 204 142 56 6
609 Well if you JUST caught it YOURSELF, I guess I’ll try the raft-guide tartare. 1.3333 0.04150 204 149 42 13
610 You can cut the charade. I know the salmon isn't fresh. 1.3333 0.04718 177 133 29 15
611 Finding a meal in the wild is getting to be so hard, I thought I'd try a restaurant. 1.3333 0.04649 177 132 31 14
612 I'd also like the fresh caught salmon, mister 1.3333 0.04092 204 148 44 12
613 We’re running a special on our baked Alaska. 1.3333 0.04092 204 148 44 12
614 Frankly, I prefer the farmed salmon. 1.3333 0.03817 204 146 49 9
615 How do I know it’s not farm raised salmon? 1.3317 0.04116 202 147 43 12
616 Yes, yes, I'm sure the salmon is fresh, but what else do you recommend? 1.3317 0.03837 202 145 48 9
617 Fresh caught? 1.3317 0.03605 202 139 59 4
618 You're late! What's your story now 1.3317 0.04234 202 149 39 14
619 Any fresh salmon tonight? 1.3317 0.03805 202 142 53 7
620 I'm sorry sir, I've checked and we're completely out of the salmon today. 1.3317 0.04025 202 148 42 12
621 Don't tell me you're out of the salmon 1.3317 0.03739 202 141 55 6
622 All right. So maybe there is something to climate change. 1.3317 0.04055 202 146 45 11
623 Polar opposites escort service? 1.3316 0.04159 190 137 43 10
624 Are you quite sure the salmon is fresh? 1.3300 0.03954 200 141 48 9
625 Seriously, you're really out of the fish? 1.3300 0.04079 200 145 44 11
626 So you say you're saying the last of the fresh salmon just got eaten? 1.3300 0.04260 200 148 38 14
627 Sorry, this isn't a table for two. 1.3300 0.04260 200 148 38 14
628 What is the river to table special today? 1.3300 0.03825 200 141 52 7
629 O.K., Salmon it is! 1.3299 0.03927 197 140 49 8
630 I'm Smokey's cousin, Drippy, and I'll be your server tonight. 1.3296 0.04323 179 130 39 10
631 No, the BAR menu. 1.3295 0.04646 173 129 31 13
632 No, no, no, I asked the server to surprise me with something from the "wet bar." 1.3283 0.04040 198 143 45 10
633 Can I have a few more minutes to decide...or are we running out of time?” 1.3283 0.04346 198 148 35 15
634 No more iceberg?! Fine then, I'll have the Caesar. 1.3283 0.04165 198 145 41 12
635 Ah, I actually ordered the trout. 1.3283 0.03778 198 139 53 6
636 I don’t see “bear” on the menu but I agree that you do appear to have been marinated. 1.3283 0.03976 198 147 39 12
637 Is the salmon fresh-caught or frozen? 1.3283 0.04165 198 145 41 12
638 How do you source your salmon? 1.3283 0.03976 198 142 47 9
639 I told you to put the top up before you go through the car wash. 1.3283 0.04165 198 145 41 12
640 I hear the salmon is very fresh here. 1.3283 0.04103 198 144 43 11
641 I don't see the iceberg wedge salad on the menu. Has it disappeared? 1.3283 0.04040 198 143 45 10
642 Hmm...I guess "Wet Bear" wasn't a typo. 1.3283 0.04103 198 144 43 11
643 I'm searching the ends of the earth for the perfect salmon, so I'm glad to hear that you're bi-polar. 1.3283 0.04226 198 146 39 13
644 Is your salmon poached? 1.3283 0.04165 198 145 41 11
645 I've changed my mind about the catch of the day. 1.3283 0.03845 198 145 43 10
646 Salmon's that fresh, huh. 1.3283 0.04226 198 146 39 13
647 I guess I can assume that your salmon is fresh. 1.3283 0.03976 198 142 47 9
648 Yes, I know it says I’m into bears and water sports on my Grindr profile, but ... 1.3283 0.04103 198 144 43 11
649 I distinctly said, "I want a cold beer." 1.3283 0.04346 198 148 35 15
650 Oooh, that DOES sound like fresh fish. 1.3283 0.04103 198 144 43 11
651 You're still out of iceberg? 1.3283 0.04165 198 145 41 12
652 I gave my rain coat to Paddington 1.3283 0.04226 198 146 39 13
653 Is it wild-caught salmon? 1.3283 0.04226 198 146 39 13
654 How was the salmon caught? 1.3283 0.04286 198 147 37 14
655 Could you please tell me about the "river to table" salmon entree. 1.3283 0.04040 198 143 45 10
656 The salmon is fresh caught you say? 1.3283 0.04286 198 147 37 14
657 I’m trying to think of a good icebreaker... 1.3276 0.04477 174 128 35 11
658 And the fish is really freshly caught? 1.3266 0.03862 199 144 46 9
659 Did you say the catch of the day is fresh? 1.3266 0.04208 199 147 39 13
660 I’ll have the wild caught salmon. 1.3266 0.04086 199 145 43 11
661 If it’s really that fresh, then I’ll have the salmon”. 1.3266 0.03829 199 141 51 7
662 I'm guessing you recommend the salmon? 1.3266 0.03895 199 142 49 8
663 Yes sir, the salmon is fresh. 1.3266 0.03895 199 142 49 8
664 You don't look anything like your Tinder profile picture. 1.3266 0.04208 199 147 39 13
665 No -- the draft beer, not the drenched bear. 1.3266 0.04147 199 146 41 12
666 I assume that your salmon was wild-caught today. 1.3266 0.03959 199 143 47 9
667 No, I had the fresh river salmon last night. I’ll have the meatloaf please. 1.3266 0.03959 199 143 47 9
668 Trust me, Sir, it's fresh" 1.3266 0.04023 199 144 45 10
669 Hmmm...fresh, wild-caught salmon you say? 1.3266 0.04147 199 146 41 12
670 I assume the fish is fresh. 1.3265 0.03865 196 139 50 7
671 What? No salmon again? 1.3265 0.04190 196 144 40 12
672 Ahhhhh, ours huileux, ç'est bon! 1.3250 0.05314 120 88 25 7
673 Wild salmon in the Hudson? 1.3247 0.04279 194 144 37 13
674 If the fish is that good, why haven't you eaten it? 1.3247 0.04341 194 145 35 14
675 So you're telling me, 'no', on the salmon. 1.3246 0.04129 191 139 42 10
676 I've changed my mind. I want a salad instead of fresh salmon. 1.3246 0.04325 191 142 36 13
677 Oh, don't tell me you're all out of the fresh, wild-caught salmon again! 1.3246 0.04261 191 141 38 12
678 You're making a scene, Thomas. Stop looking sad and homeless. 1.3246 0.04062 191 138 44 9
679 I said "Waiter, Beer", not "Wetter bear" 1.3246 0.04195 191 140 40 11
680 The first was too sweet, the second was too dry, and this one is just bearable. 1.3246 0.04195 191 140 40 11
681 You say the fish is fresh? 1.3246 0.03993 191 137 46 8
682 We are out of fish due to a problem with our supplier. 1.3246 0.04450 191 144 32 15
683 I understand fresh fish is your specialty... 1.3246 0.04195 191 140 40 11
684 Of course the fish is fresh. I just got back from the salmon run! 1.3246 0.04325 191 142 36 13
685 What is the day's catch ? 1.3246 0.04062 191 138 44 9
686 you did say the salmon was freshly caught? 1.3246 0.04195 191 140 40 11
687 Would you like to split the wild salmon entre? 1.3246 0.04388 191 143 34 14
688 And what do you do on the nights they don’t serve the sustainably sourced Salmon? 1.3246 0.04261 191 141 38 12
689 Listen, I didn't know you asked for the salmon first, OK? 1.3246 0.04062 191 138 44 9
690 Would it be a bother if I have the steak instead of the salmon? 1.3246 0.04195 191 140 40 11
691 NO excuses. GO back in. The menu say” fresh salmon” 1.3246 0.04062 191 138 44 9
692 Trying desperately to appear nonchalant as his server looked on, Robert could not help wondering if the bold new concept at the Soaked Bear bistro was doomed to failure 1.3246 0.04195 191 140 40 11
693 Can I recommend the fresh caught salmon? 1.3246 0.03781 191 134 52 5
694 Hmmm.... how can I be sure the salmon is fresh? 1.3246 0.04388 191 143 34 14
695 Well, since there is no fresh caught wild Alaskan Salmon, I'll have the Sarah Palin Mooseburger. 1.3246 0.04450 191 144 32 15
696 I take it they overfished the trout this year? 1.3246 0.03437 191 137 49 5
697 I'll go with the salmon if you can assure me it is fresh. 1.3246 0.04388 191 143 34 14
698 Forget the mugging, the river incident, and the rude cabby -- what's unacceptable is you're always late! 1.3246 0.04325 191 142 36 13
699 So, I see that the iceberg wedge is no longer available. 1.3246 0.04062 191 138 44 9
700 We're actually out of salmon. 1.3246 0.04195 191 140 40 11
701 Not the "Global Warming" excuse again. 1.3246 0.04325 191 142 36 13
702 No salmon today? 1.3246 0.04388 191 143 34 14
703 On second thought, I don’t think I want the salmon. 1.3246 0.04195 191 140 40 11
704 No, no, I ordered a *wheat beer*. 1.3246 0.04261 191 141 38 12
705 but, how can I be SURE it’s fresh-caught wild salmon? 1.3246 0.04261 191 141 38 12
706 Can you assure me that the salmon is absolutely fresh? 1.3246 0.03993 191 137 46 8
707 Thanks for checking. Since there’s no salmon, I’ll try the pasta. 1.3246 0.04388 191 143 34 14
708 You know, I've changed my mind. I don't want the salmon, after all. 1.3246 0.04195 191 140 40 11
709 Lightly drizzled iceberg lettuce. Full points for authenticity. 1.3246 0.04325 191 142 36 13
710 You say the salmon is fresh? 1.3229 0.04044 192 139 44 9
711 The sommelier chose a good wine. Can you recommend a good honey for my tea? 1.3229 0.04491 192 146 30 16
712 Y'know, you wouldn't sweat so much if you'd get rid of that coat! 1.3228 0.04086 189 137 43 9
713 You don't look like your Tinder photo. 1.3228 0.04287 189 140 37 12
714 Catch of the day? 1.3228 0.03945 189 135 47 7
715 So it's fresh caught salmon? 1.3228 0.04221 189 139 39 11
716 On second thought, skip the salmon. I'll have chicken. 1.3228 0.04287 189 140 37 12
717 Stop complaining. This restaurant is climate-controlled. 1.3228 0.04086 189 137 43 9
718 You think YOU had a bad day! 1.3228 0.03945 189 135 47 7
719 You went all that way and forgot the salmon? 1.3228 0.04221 189 139 39 11
720 You're right. It does say "bear - naked and dripping wet" in the menu. 1.3228 0.04154 189 138 41 10
721 Impressive, so the Salmon was not frozen. 1.3228 0.04086 189 137 43 9
722 I changed my mind. I'll have the steak instead of the fresh salmon. 1.3228 0.03945 189 135 47 7
723 Sorry. You’re late, you’re soaking wet, and you look nothing like your profile picture. 1.3228 0.04287 189 140 37 12
724 How could you run out of iceberg? 1.3228 0.04086 189 137 43 9
725 You sit there in your clean dry clothes waiting for a meal delivered on a platter. I worked for that fish. 1.3211 0.04136 190 139 41 10
726 Paddington! You're late again. And where's your umbrella? 1.3211 0.04397 190 143 33 14
727 Okay, so you're out of salmon. How about trout? 1.3211 0.04333 190 142 35 13
728 Peter, I've had enough with this drizzly bear joke. 1.3211 0.04202 190 140 39 11
729 I've changed my mind about the fish. 1.3209 0.04110 187 136 42 9
730 You're the baked Alaska? 1.3209 0.04039 187 135 44 8
731 So organic means just hunted? 1.3209 0.04315 187 139 36 12
732 David? Hi! Sorry, I just look like a total beast when my hair gets wet. 1.3209 0.04110 187 136 42 9
733 I can assure you that our fish is freshly caught. 1.3209 0.04110 187 136 42 9
734 Take it from me, the Baked Alaska is to die for. 1.3209 0.04510 187 142 30 15
735 Is the turf as fresh as the surf? 1.3209 0.04110 187 136 42 9
736 When I ordered something straight up and wet, I was referring to my martini! 1.3209 0.04510 187 142 30 15
737 Does this mean you’re out of ice? 1.3209 0.03820 187 137 42 8
738 How long did you say the wait is for the fresh Alaskan salmon? 1.3209 0.04381 187 140 34 13
739 Sir, I am so sorry to be the bearer of bad news. We just ran out of the salmon. 1.3209 0.04247 187 138 38 11
740 Is the narwhal spicy? 1.3209 0.03967 187 134 46 7
741 How long ago was the salmon caught? 1.3209 0.04110 187 136 42 9
742 So might I assume that the salmon is wild caught? 1.3209 0.04315 187 139 36 12
743 All right then, farm-raised will have to do. 1.3209 0.04315 187 139 36 12
744 OK,I'll go with the fresh caught salmon. 1.3209 0.04110 187 136 42 9
745 I'm convinced of its provenance... I'll have the salmon. 1.3209 0.04179 187 137 40 10
746 I hear your salmon is fresh. 1.3209 0.04247 187 138 38 11
747 It's fresh, I caught it with my bear hands 1.3209 0.04697 187 145 24 18
748 When you say the salmon is fresh, how fresh is it really? 1.3209 0.03894 187 133 48 6
749 I’ll have your catch of the day. 1.3209 0.04446 187 141 32 14
750 And what is 'wild-caught salmon'? 1.3189 0.04342 185 138 35 12
751 What do you mean, there will be no fish tonight? 1.3189 0.04134 185 135 41 9
752 Okay, so the salmon IS local and wild caught. 1.3189 0.04063 185 134 43 8
753 Let me guess. Your wife kicked you out, too? 1.3189 0.04541 185 141 29 15
754 OK; I get it. The fish is always fresh caught. 1.3189 0.04134 185 135 41 9
755 Don't tell me that you're out of salmon. 1.3189 0.03990 185 133 45 7
756 That reminds me. Baked Alaska? 1.3189 0.04205 185 136 39 10
757 Well if there 's a fire in the kitchen I'll start with the smoked salmon 1.3189 0.03915 185 134 44 7
758 I'll have the incredibly fresh salmon. 1.3189 0.04205 185 136 39 10
759 I said RARE, not heading toward extinction. 1.3189 0.04342 185 138 35 12
760 Climate change is a bear,isn't it? 1.3189 0.04409 185 139 33 13
761 You said you were going to change before you met me. 1.3175 0.04867 126 91 30 5
762 I suppose the Salmon special is no longer available? 1.3175 0.03933 189 136 46 7
763 The place downstream is never out of salmon. 1.3175 0.04405 189 143 32 14
764 Sorry Smokey. You can’t sneak in a smoke in bathrooms anymore. 1.3175 0.04276 189 141 36 12
765 But is the salmon really fresh? 1.3172 0.04116 186 136 41 9
766 On second thought, cancel the salmon and I'll go with the pasta. 1.3169 0.04370 183 137 34 12
767 You’re absolutely certain the salmon is fresh? 1.3169 0.04301 183 136 36 11
768 I will have the Baked Alaska please. 1.3169 0.04439 183 138 32 13
769 The special today is freshly caught salmon...really, really freshly caught. 1.3169 0.04159 183 134 40 9
770 I see the salmon really is fresh. 1.3169 0.04301 183 136 36 11
771 I was really in the mood for fresh salmon. Could you check again? 1.3169 0.04301 183 136 36 11
772 A martini. And make sure it’s dry. 1.3169 0.04086 183 133 42 8
773 Don't tell me you ran out of salmon! 1.3169 0.04506 183 139 30 14
774 I said a "spritzer" not a "schvitzer." 1.3169 0.04370 183 137 34 12
775 How is the seal sushi? 1.3169 0.04301 183 136 36 11
776 I changed my mind. Instead of the fresh caught salmon I’ll have the ribeye. 1.3169 0.04370 183 137 34 12
777 Is the salmon caught fresh? 1.3169 0.04012 183 132 44 7
778 You got the car parked eventually, I assume. 1.3169 0.04012 183 132 44 7
779 Would you recommend the freshly caught salmon? 1.3169 0.04086 183 133 42 8
780 Hmmm... the salmon must be really fresh. 1.3169 0.04086 183 133 42 8
781 I gather the salmon is fresh? 1.3169 0.04231 183 135 38 10
782 Yes, the salmon is fresh. I caught it at the waterfall about 15 minutes ago. 1.3169 0.04506 183 139 30 14
783 I'd ask you to join me, but frankly I'm a bit of climate-change denier. 1.3169 0.04370 183 137 34 12
784 Do you recommend the salmon or the trout? 1.3169 0.04086 183 133 42 8
785 I don’t want to hear anything about global warming. 1.3169 0.04370 183 137 34 12
786 Yes, thanks. I’ll have your wild salmon. 1.3169 0.04370 183 137 34 12
787 Can you assure me the salmon is fresh? 1.3169 0.04159 183 134 40 9
788 Sooo, is the Salmon fresh? 1.3169 0.04301 183 136 36 11
789 What's the catch of the day again? 1.3169 0.03937 183 131 46 6
790 So you'll guarentee the salmon is fresh? 1.3169 0.04301 183 136 36 11
791 If you are going to use the Goldilocks excuse again, I don't want to hear it. 1.3169 0.04506 183 139 30 14
792 Gee, that's too bad. I really had my heart set on seal blubber. 1.3169 0.03741 183 136 39 8
793 I understand your fish are really fresh! 1.3169 0.04012 183 132 44 7
794 Well then, find another way to get iceberg lettuce! 1.3169 0.04370 183 137 34 12
795 Exactly how fresh is your salmon? 1.3169 0.03937 183 131 46 6
796 Is it too much trouble to switch my order to the pork chops? 1.3169 0.04336 183 139 31 13
797 Okay, the farmed salmon then. 1.3169 0.03860 183 130 48 5
798 I'll have the salmon if it's really fresh. 1.3169 0.03860 183 135 40 8
799 I take it the fish are fresh. 1.3169 0.04012 183 132 44 7
800 I see the salmon is fresh caught, but is it local? 1.3169 0.04301 183 136 36 11
801 I'll have the tufted puffin on melted ice. 1.3169 0.04159 183 134 40 9
802 Is it farm-raised or wild-caught? 1.3169 0.04231 183 135 38 10
803 I'll have the Salmon, I've heard it's very fresh. 1.3169 0.04086 183 133 42 8
804 No more Iceberg ? 1.3169 0.04231 183 135 38 10
805 I guess I misunderstood when you said you were "getting the salmon as usual." 1.3149 0.04329 181 135 35 11
806 I love the den-to-table concept. 1.3149 0.04399 181 136 33 12
807 Now I know my ach-zent is theek, but I seemply called for zhee wait-erre. Not zhee whet beah. 1.3149 0.04257 181 134 37 10
808 Is the fish freshly caught? 1.3149 0.03958 181 130 45 6
809 Okay, I'll have the salmon if it's as fresh as you say it is. 1.3149 0.04073 181 134 37 9
810 I’ll try the ‘fresh caught salmon’ 1.3149 0.04111 181 132 41 8
811 Where's the penguin? 1.3149 0.03919 181 139 31 11
812 I'm guessing that the catch of the day is salmon again. 1.3149 0.04185 181 133 39 9
813 Really - how fresh IS the salmon ? 1.3149 0.04035 181 131 43 7
814 Climate Shlimate, these decisions take time. 1.3149 0.04399 181 136 33 12
815 I'll have the fish sticks. 1.3149 0.04035 181 131 43 7
816 Thanks so much. The Salmon could not have been fresher. 1.3149 0.04111 181 132 41 8
817 You say ‘wild-caught’ like you mean it. 1.3149 0.04468 181 137 31 13
818 How about the salmon? Is it any fresh? 1.3149 0.04111 181 132 41 8
819 OK, FRESH SALMON CAUGHT DAILY IS THAT TRUE?? 1.3149 0.04185 181 133 39 9
820 I really empathize with global warming...but I'd like to order... 1.3149 0.04399 181 136 33 12
821 With global warming I had to find a new career. 1.3149 0.04111 181 132 41 8
822 Stop crying. You can't hibernate, and still expect to keep all your Michelin stars. 1.3145 0.04733 159 120 28 11
823 I know you're a professional, it always makes me nervous when you guys don't write down the order. 1.3129 0.04729 163 124 27 12
824 Yes, I'm sure the salmon is very fresh. 1.3128 0.04058 179 130 42 7
825 Sorry sir but the salmon aren't running tonight.Could I interest you in a soy substitute? 1.3128 0.03980 179 129 44 6
826 The salmon does sound fresh, though I'd prefer it without the teeth marks. 1.3128 0.04428 179 135 32 12
827 Is the salmon actually fresh catch? 1.3128 0.04058 179 130 42 7
828 Ah, so the salmon is fresh... 1.3128 0.04568 179 137 28 14
829 I really was looking forward to salmon... 1.3128 0.03980 179 129 44 6
830 I take it you are recommending the fresh salmon. 1.3128 0.04210 179 132 38 9
831 On second thought, I'll skip the fresh salmon. 1.3128 0.04210 179 132 38 9
832 When I asked for Baked Alaska I had something else in mind. 1.3128 0.04284 179 133 36 10
833 ..and the catch of they day is wild salmon, I presume 1.3128 0.04357 179 134 34 11
834 How’s the porridge? 1.3128 0.04284 179 133 36 10
835 The salmon, you say, is “wild caught”? 1.3128 0.04058 179 130 42 7
836 Is your wild caught salmon locally sourced? 1.3128 0.04135 179 131 40 8
837 So how do you know that the salmon is really fresh? 1.3128 0.04210 179 132 38 9
838 I see we're out of the salmon... 1.3128 0.04357 179 134 34 11
839 What assurances can you make that the salmon is fresh? 1.3128 0.04020 179 132 39 8
840 No, no. ‘Wet BAR,’ I said. ‘I’d like to have something from the wet BAR.’ 1.3128 0.04428 179 135 32 12
841 What do you mean, there’s no iceberg for my wedge salad? 1.3128 0.04357 179 134 34 11
842 Comfort Bear my ass. 1.3107 0.04312 177 132 35 10
843 I think I'll try the Baked Alaska. 1.3107 0.04385 177 133 33 11
844 I invite you out for a nice dinner and you ruin it all by jumping into the East River. 1.3107 0.04385 177 133 33 11
845 Are you sure the salmon has never been frozen? 1.3107 0.03922 177 127 45 5
846 Okay, so I'm assuming you actually caught the wild salmon. 1.3107 0.04236 177 131 37 9
847 Well, this is awkward. 1.3107 0.04160 177 130 39 8
848 So the salmon's fresh, is it? 1.3107 0.04236 177 131 37 9
849 And this is your idea of a Wet Russian?! 1.3107 0.04236 177 131 37 9
850 The salmon... Is that sustainably caught? 1.3107 0.04160 177 130 39 8
851 I hear the salmon is to die for. 1.3107 0.04458 177 134 31 12
852 You're certain the salmon is fresh? 1.3107 0.03922 177 127 45 5
853 No, you may not use the tablecloth to dry yourself. 1.3107 0.04600 177 136 27 14
854 I told you hot hibernation was a fad. 1.3107 0.04160 177 130 39 8
855 Did you say the salmon was fresh or frozen? 1.3107 0.04160 177 130 39 8
856 I get it! Wild caught salmon. 1.3107 0.04160 177 130 39 8
857 What do you think of the salmon? 1.3107 0.04160 177 130 39 8
858 I uderstand the salmon is fresh. 1.3103 0.04361 174 130 34 10
859 Sorry to upset you with my vegan request. 1.3103 0.03962 174 130 36 8
860 I'll have the Omega-3, Cage Free Seal Burger. 1.3103 0.04436 174 131 32 11
861 I changed my mind about the salmon. I’ll take the duck instead. 1.3103 0.04206 174 128 38 8
862 Well, since 'something happened' to the salmon, I'll settle for the Honey-In-the-Comb Special, unless that's history, too. 1.3103 0.04361 174 130 34 10
863 So the salmon are locally sourced then? 1.3103 0.04284 174 129 36 9
864 I should have asked you for your most recent picture. 1.3103 0.04726 174 135 24 15
865 So just how fresh is the wild caught salmon tonight? 1.3103 0.04206 174 128 38 8
866 Am I at the table or on the menu? 1.3103 0.04361 174 130 34 10
867 So the Special is Baked Alaska? 1.3103 0.04436 174 131 32 11
868 Are you certain the salmon is wild-caught? 1.3103 0.03877 174 124 46 4
869 My waiter misheard, I ordered a Large Sipping Beer ! 1.3103 0.04584 174 133 28 13
870 Again, I'm not interested in the salmon. 1.3103 0.04361 174 130 34 10
871 Yes sir. I personally catch all the Salmon myself! 1.3103 0.04284 174 129 36 9
872 How fresh did you say the salmon is? 1.3103 0.04206 174 128 38 8
873 The salmon, fresh or farmed? 1.3103 0.04361 174 130 34 10
874 Don't blame me, I'm vegan. 1.3103 0.04206 174 128 38 8
875 How's the fresh salmon? 1.3103 0.04126 174 127 40 7
876 Fine, tomorrow I go on a plant-based diet. 1.3103 0.04436 174 131 32 11
877 I assume the catch of the day is salmon? 1.3103 0.04436 174 131 32 11
878 Are you telling me you are out of Atlantic Char? 1.3103 0.04206 174 128 38 8
879 Was the catch of the day really caught today? 1.3103 0.04361 174 130 34 10
880 So you say the salmon is really fresh. 1.3103 0.04206 174 128 38 8
881 You say that the salmon is freshly caught? 1.3103 0.04436 174 131 32 11
882 So, the fish here is really fresh? 1.3103 0.04284 174 129 36 9
883 Since you're out of wild caught salmon, what else do you recommend? 1.3103 0.04126 174 127 40 7
884 No, I asked for a wheat beer! 1.3103 0.04284 174 129 36 9
885 Wow. You look exactly the way you did on your dating profile. 1.3103 0.04361 174 130 34 10
886 I take it the special tonight is fresh salmon? 1.3103 0.04284 174 129 36 9
887 A simple misunderstanding, my man. I ordered an ice-cold “BEER” 1.3103 0.04436 174 131 32 11
888 You don’t look like your profile picture. 1.3103 0.04284 174 129 36 9
889 Seriously...you're out of salmon? 1.3103 0.04361 174 130 34 10
890 Fine, I won’t get the salmon. 1.3103 0.04126 174 127 40 7
891 Would you recommend the wild-caught salmon? 1.3103 0.04361 174 130 34 10
892 So the Alaska is baked? 1.3103 0.04511 174 132 30 12
893 How fresh is the sockeye? 1.3086 0.04185 175 129 38 8
894 I guess the salmon must be fresh. 1.3086 0.04263 175 130 36 9
895 Sorry,the salmon got away. 1.3086 0.04414 175 132 32 11
896 You are out of the fresh salmon? 1.3086 0.04185 175 129 38 8
897 On second thought, I'll get the lamb. 1.3086 0.04185 175 132 34 9
898 The salmon is fresh, yes? 1.3086 0.03773 175 123 47 3
899 I did ask you to catch me a salmon but the buffalo roast really sounds good. 1.3081 0.04311 172 128 35 9
900 Sorry about the ice melting. We were told global warming was a Chinese hoax. Who knew! 1.3081 0.04466 172 130 31 11
901 Barry, I hardly recognized you! 1.3081 0.04466 172 130 31 11
902 You can't come here just for the A/C. You should order something. 1.3081 0.04466 172 130 31 11
903 It was at this point Greg knew that he had been 'catfished.' 1.3081 0.04542 172 131 29 12
904 I asked for a witbier. 1.3081 0.04311 172 128 35 9
905 You've got problems? Try being in meetings all day. 1.3081 0.04151 172 126 39 7
906 How can I be sure it's fresh caught? 1.3081 0.04542 172 131 29 12
907 Too late for the catch of the day? 1.3081 0.04232 172 127 37 8
908 My sight is failing me. I could have sworn it said ‘poached pear’! 1.3081 0.04311 172 128 35 9
909 The "wild caught salmon" doesn't mention meeting the fisherman. 1.3081 0.04311 172 128 35 9
910 If you think you’re going to shame me into not ordering the langoustines from the Faroe Islands, guess again. 1.3081 0.04832 172 135 21 16
911 But it says here that the wild salmon is line caught. 1.3081 0.04466 172 130 31 11
912 I'm just saying it would make sense for the Climate Change Cafe' to offer Baked Alaska. 1.3077 0.05355 117 88 22 7
913 Still don't believe in climate change? 1.3077 0.04464 143 104 34 5
914 Yes I'm aware of global warming. I still want a medium rare steak 1.3064 0.04368 173 130 33 10
915 Is the salmon wild caught? 1.3064 0.04048 173 126 41 6
916 Take my wild caught salmon salad back, it has a hair in it. 1.3064 0.04130 173 127 39 7
917 I take it that's a no on the fresh salmon? 1.3064 0.04444 173 131 31 11
918 What do ya mean there’s no salmon? 1.3064 0.04048 173 126 41 6
919 I’d like to speak to your park ranger. 1.3064 0.04368 173 130 33 10
920 I recommend the freshly caught salmon. 1.3064 0.04251 173 131 32 10
921 So you caught the "fish of the day" yourself, big deal. Is it mercury-free? 1.3064 0.03964 173 130 35 8
922 How do I know your salmon is really wild-caught?" 1.3064 0.04444 173 131 31 11
923 What? no ice! 1.3064 0.04444 173 131 31 11
924 I meant no offense, but I was referring to 'Baked Alaska' the dessert, not the result of Trump's devastating environmental policies. 1.3064 0.04593 173 133 27 13
925 Freshly caught? Sounds good. 1.3064 0.04048 173 126 41 6
926 I'd rather have a tuna melt. 1.3064 0.04368 173 130 33 10
927 I'll have the baby seal. 1.3059 0.04258 170 126 36 8
928 I've heard the salmon here is very fresh. 1.3059 0.04258 170 126 36 8
929 Well, since you’re out of salmon, I’ll have the veal. 1.3059 0.03873 170 129 33 8
930 Well this is awkward...I thought you were just another girl using the bear-face filter on Snapchat 1.3059 0.04497 170 129 30 11
931 You say the salmon is very fresh? 1.3059 0.04339 170 127 34 9
932 So the salmon is really fresh, right? 1.3059 0.03918 170 125 36 7
933 I’ll go with the house special, fresh salmon and wild berries. 1.3059 0.03782 170 128 35 7
934 So we're here to discuss what to do with your liquidity during a bear market. 1.3059 0.04258 170 126 36 8
935 There's so much pressure to go vegan these days. 1.3059 0.04176 170 125 38 7
936 How fresh is the Seal? 1.3059 0.04796 170 133 22 15
937 You're sure the salmon was caught today? 1.3059 0.03918 170 122 44 4
938 Well look who finally decided to show up. 1.3059 0.04497 170 129 30 11
939 I presume the salmon is wild-caught. 1.3059 0.04176 170 125 38 7
940 Just how fresh is the fish? 1.3059 0.04258 170 126 36 8
941 I tried bear once; it was a little gummy. 1.3059 0.04497 170 129 30 11
942 I understand the salmon is very fresh today. 1.3059 0.04176 170 125 38 7
943 Don't look at me - I voted for the Carbon tax candidate. 1.3059 0.04176 170 125 38 7
944 Bruno dreaded working when the Catch Of The Day was salmon. 1.3059 0.04573 170 130 28 12
945 Are you quite certain that you're out of the salmon? 1.3059 0.04649 170 131 26 13
946 Well, I still think Climate change is a hoax. 1.3059 0.04339 170 127 34 9
947 I like your fresh salmon pitch better than the wine steward's purple feet. 1.3059 0.04258 170 126 36 8
948 Your freshly-caught salmon sounds tempting, but I think I'll go with the corned beef hash. 1.3059 0.04339 170 127 34 9
949 I’m glad you broke the ice, but now you’re just causing a scene. 1.3059 0.04339 170 127 34 9
950 And you're sure the salmon is fresh catch? 1.3036 0.04028 168 122 41 5
951 You recommend the arctic salmon then? 1.3036 0.04028 168 122 41 5
952 So sorry, we're out of salmon 1.3036 0.04368 168 126 33 9
953 I'm not used to Russian restaurants. 1.3036 0.04285 168 125 35 8
954 Yes, yes. I’m sure you were very convincing in the Chekhov festival. 1.3016 0.04817 126 93 28 5
955 Dry off, grab a chair and sit down. You're late. 1.3012 0.03959 166 125 34 7
956 Where’s the salmon I ordered? 1.3012 0.03866 166 124 36 6
957 What do you mean you tried but you're out of fresh salmon? 1.3012 0.04396 166 125 32 9
958 So you can confirm that the salmon is fresh caught, not farm-raised? 1.3012 0.04227 166 123 36 7
959 Now, how fresh is the Salmon special? 1.3012 0.04227 166 123 36 7
960 Okay, so no salmon. 1.3012 0.04479 166 126 30 10
961 So you are saying the salmon is freshly caught? 1.3012 0.03866 166 119 44 3
962 Maybe you should have someone else catch it. Last time it had too many teeth marks. 1.3012 0.04479 166 126 30 10
963 Thanks for checking on the salmon. How's the mako shark? 1.3012 0.04559 166 127 28 11
964 Waiter, if I may, I find you slightly overbearing. 1.3012 0.04479 166 126 30 10
965 I ordered a witbier. 1.3006 0.04533 163 124 29 10
966 I assure you sir the salmon is quite fresh. 1.2994 0.04692 167 130 24 13
967 Thank you for the salmon. Can you catch me an espresso too? 1.2993 0.04675 137 102 29 6
968 My bad. I thought you were a rug. 1.2988 0.04340 164 123 33 8
969 Tempting, but I only eat line-caught salmon. 1.2988 0.04426 164 124 31 9
970 Cats, Dogs, and now Bears... But I assure you, there's no such thing as climate change. 1.2981 0.04211 161 119 36 6
971 How fresh is the catch of the day? 1.2981 0.04023 161 117 40 4
972 What is your catch of the day? 1.2981 0.04303 161 119 34 7
973 I assume the salmon is fresh-caught ? 1.2981 0.03925 161 116 42 3
974 Seal burgers? All you have is seal burgers? 1.2981 0.04118 161 118 38 5
975 Yes, the fish is fresh. I caught it myself this morning. 1.2981 0.04479 161 122 30 9
976 You mean you guys have already been driven as far south as Tribeca? 1.2981 0.04565 161 123 28 10
977 I take it you couldn't find any salmon 1.2981 0.04118 161 118 38 5
978 Care to join me for a bite? 1.2981 0.04732 161 125 24 12
979 Do you have anything else besides salmon? 1.2981 0.04565 161 123 28 10
980 Do you recommend the Salmon tonight? 1.2981 0.04118 161 118 38 5
981 I assume you're here to tell me how fresh the salmon is? 1.2981 0.03925 161 116 42 3
982 What would you pair with lamb? 1.2981 0.04814 161 126 22 13
983 I don't care if the polar ice caps are melting, I'll go with the baked Alaska. 1.2981 0.04118 161 118 38 5
984 Ok, I'll skip the baked Alaska. 1.2981 0.03925 161 121 34 6
985 Grab a chair, I'm starving too. 1.2981 0.04303 161 120 34 7
986 Okay, I get it. The fish is really fresh and it's local. 1.2981 0.04303 161 120 34 7
987 So, I guess the salmon really is fresh. 1.2981 0.04479 161 122 30 9
988 So you say you're sure the wild-caught salmon is fresh? 1.2981 0.04118 161 118 38 5
989 I believe my order was a cold beer 1.2981 0.04650 161 124 26 11
990 You don't recommend the fresh caught salmon? 1.2981 0.04303 161 120 34 7
991 Please make sure that the salmon is fresh 1.2981 0.04211 161 119 36 6
992 And where do you source the fresh-caught salmon? 1.2981 0.04211 161 119 36 6
993 I hear the salmon here is really fresh. 1.2981 0.04071 161 120 35 6
994 You're out of Salmon. How can you be out of Salmon? 1.2981 0.04392 161 121 32 8
995 So you can guarantee that the salmon is fresh? 1.2981 0.04211 161 119 36 6
996 Well... I suppose the fish are pretty fresh then... 1.2973 0.05519 111 85 19 7
997 I apologize sir, the salmon got away. 1.2963 0.04280 162 121 34 7
998 Are you aware that salmon swim upstream? Have you tried looking there? 1.2963 0.04280 162 121 34 7
999 Sometimes, you just have to go with the floe. 1.2956 0.04237 159 118 35 6
1000 I believe table 3 ordered the salmon. 1.2956 0.04421 159 120 31 8
1001 Honestly, you don't bear much resemblance to your profile picture... 1.2956 0.04510 159 121 29 9
1002 Maybe a little less rare. 1.2956 0.04421 159 120 31 8
1003 Thanks for coming out, chef, but now I understand why the fish was undercooked. 1.2956 0.04421 159 120 31 8
1004 You said you wanted it fresh! 1.2956 0.04684 159 123 25 11
1005 I'll have the penguin. 1.2956 0.04510 159 121 29 9
1006 I told you to stay in the car and I would bring you your doggie bag. 1.2956 0.04510 159 121 29 9
1007 Ok, let's skip the salmon. 1.2956 0.04142 159 117 37 5
1008 Is the salmon fresh caught or farm raised? 1.2956 0.04142 159 117 37 5
1009 I take this to mean you're out of salmon? 1.2956 0.04598 159 122 27 10
1010 If that’s the White Russian, I’m glad I didn’t go for the Bloody Mary. 1.2956 0.04330 159 119 33 7
1011 My ride melted. 1.2956 0.04510 159 120 29 9
1012 I understand the salmon is freshest in town. 1.2956 0.04237 159 118 35 6
1013 Ok. So you're out of Alaskan salmon. Then, give me the Lake Trout. 1.2956 0.04142 159 117 37 5
1014 You know, I think I'll just have the baked Alaska. 1.2956 0.04190 159 120 32 7
1015 A little far South aren't we? 1.2956 0.04684 159 123 25 11
1016 No Salmon....OK, then lets have the Filet Mignon. 1.2956 0.04237 159 118 35 6
1017 I ordered Wild Turkey, but.....ok. 1.2956 0.04421 159 120 31 8
1018 Eat, or else eaten be, that is the question 1.2956 0.04421 159 120 31 8
1019 You know, you could've at least worn a jacket. I told you, there's a dress code here. 1.2956 0.04142 159 117 37 5
1020 The salmon couldn't be fresher, but it'll cost you an arm and your leg. 1.2956 0.04851 159 125 21 13
1021 I'm guessing ice water is out of the question? 1.2956 0.04284 159 121 30 8
1022 Yes, I believe in climate change. Now can I order? 1.2956 0.04330 159 119 33 7
1023 I thought we agreed no more putting out forest fires right before ordering 1.2956 0.04421 159 120 31 8
1024 I know I said the bear claws were a bit dry last time, but this is uncalled for! 1.2956 0.04421 159 120 31 8
1025 You've stood me up enough times. Just leave. 1.2956 0.04421 159 120 31 8
1026 Ah ... I'll have the everything for me at your expense. 1.2956 0.04684 159 123 25 11
1027 would it hurt you to put on clothes while serving 1.2956 0.04330 159 119 33 7
1028 Fresh caught? Yeah, right. 1.2956 0.04237 159 118 35 6
1029 I'll have the chicken, but thank you for that theatrical description of the salmon. 1.2956 0.04421 159 120 31 8
1030 What about fresh caught salmon without bite marks? 1.2956 0.03738 159 118 37 4
1031 Screw global warming. For dessert I want the Baked Alaska. 1.2951 0.05032 122 92 24 6
1032 Actually, maybe I won't have the salmon after all. 1.2949 0.04287 156 116 34 6
1033 The salmon is really fresh 1.2937 0.04741 160 125 23 12
1034 I too am interested in the wild Salmon special. 1.2937 0.04307 160 120 33 7
1035 Is the salmon here wild caught? 1.2937 0.04397 160 121 31 8
1036 It would be best if you did that and the other thing in the woods instead of here. 1.2937 0.04573 160 123 27 10
1037 Do you recommend the salmon? 1.2930 0.04358 157 118 32 7
1038 Is your wild salmon fresh? 1.2930 0.04358 157 118 32 7
1039 I changed my mind about the fresh salmon 1.2930 0.04264 157 117 34 6
1040 I have to order something other than my scotch on the rocks. Can you believe this place has no ice?!! 1.2930 0.04358 157 118 32 7
1041 So, just how fresh is the salmon? 1.2930 0.04451 157 119 30 8
1042 "The salmon...is it locally-sourced?" 1.2930 0.04451 157 119 30 8
1043 So you recommend the freshly caught salmon... 1.2930 0.04451 157 119 30 8
1044 Are you sure the salmon is fresh-caught? 1.2930 0.04451 157 119 30 8
1045 It says it right here, Pooh. "No shoes, no service." 1.2930 0.04451 157 119 30 8
1046 I can assure you our salmon is fresh! 1.2930 0.04264 157 117 34 6
1047 Is the salmon wild caught and fresh? 1.2930 0.04451 157 119 30 8
1048 I can assume the salmon is fresh? 1.2930 0.04358 157 118 32 7
1049 How fresh caught is your salmon? 1.2930 0.04358 157 118 32 7
1050 Is the salmon fresh tonight? 1.2930 0.04264 157 117 34 6
1051 You say the salmon is fresh caught. 1.2930 0.04358 157 118 31 7
1052 How can I be sure he salmon is fresh? 1.2930 0.04167 157 116 36 5
1053 You're absolutely sure the salmon is fresh? 1.2930 0.04451 157 119 30 8
1054 I'm guessing salmon is the fish of the day. 1.2930 0.04451 157 119 30 8
1055 Exactly how 'freshly caught' is your salmon? 1.2930 0.04264 157 117 34 6
1056 Is the salmon farm- raised or wild caught? 1.2930 0.04264 157 117 34 6
1057 Is it true the Salmon is fresh, never frozen? 1.2930 0.04888 157 124 20 13
1058 So how do I know for sure that your salmon is "fresh caught?" 1.2930 0.04451 157 119 30 8
1059 Just-Caught Trout"? Is it really fresh 1.2930 0.04451 157 119 30 8
1060 Yes, I see that the salmon is fresh. 1.2930 0.04264 157 117 34 6
1061 And I'll take that globally warmed, please. 1.2930 0.04542 157 120 28 9
1062 I'll have the salmon if it's as fresh as you say" 1.2930 0.04631 157 121 26 10
1063 ...and I'll have the salmon. I hear it's the freshest. 1.2930 0.04264 157 117 34 6
1064 On second thought, maybe not the salmon tonight... 1.2930 0.04167 157 116 36 5
1065 Really? No Catch of the Day? 1.2930 0.04167 157 116 36 5
1066 I just checked and we are definitely out of fresh salmon. 1.2930 0.04264 157 117 34 6
1067 Fine, if you can't seem to catch a salmon, I'll have the cod. 1.2930 0.04451 157 119 30 8
1068 Trust me. The fish is fresh. 1.2930 0.04264 157 117 34 6
1069 can I assume the salmon is fresh ? 1.2930 0.04167 157 116 36 5
1070 I have changed my mind; instead of the fresh, wild caught salmon filet, l’ll have the veggie burger deluxe. 1.2930 0.04718 157 122 24 11
1071 I can't decide. Can you give me another five decades? 1.2930 0.04451 157 119 30 8
1072 Ok, the salmon is fresh. What about the cod? 1.2930 0.04358 157 118 32 7
1073 And for our specials, the catch of the hour is salmon 1.2930 0.04718 157 122 24 11
1074 So, it’s safe to assume the salmon is fresh? 1.2930 0.04167 157 116 36 5
1075 Is the seafood fresh? 1.2930 0.04117 157 118 33 6
1076 Yes,but is the salmon fresh? 1.2930 0.04264 157 117 34 6
1077 So I hear the salmon here is wild caught. 1.2930 0.04264 157 117 34 6
1078 It's a little too late for apologies. 1.2930 0.04451 157 119 30 8
1079 No need for a meltdown. 1.2930 0.04542 157 120 28 9
1080 The salmon sounds good, what do you think? 1.2930 0.04264 157 117 34 6
1081 Don't sweat it. Just bear with me. 1.2930 0.04358 157 118 32 7
1082 So this is what they mean by wild caught salmon. 1.2930 0.04167 157 116 36 5
1083 Is your wild-caught salmon very fresh? 1.2930 0.04358 157 118 32 7
1084 The wild-caught salmon—fresh or frozen? 1.2930 0.04264 157 117 34 6
1085 I assume you've got fresh salmon. 1.2930 0.04264 157 117 34 6
1086 House salad. No iceberg, please. 1.2930 0.04358 157 118 32 7
1087 Nevermind on the salmon... 1.2930 0.04264 157 117 34 6
1088 Okay. You convinced me the salmon is fresh. 1.2930 0.04542 157 120 28 9
1089 Try the salmon. It's fresh. 1.2920 0.05286 113 86 21 6
1090 I ‘ll have the fresh salmon. 1.2911 0.04241 158 118 34 6
1091 No iceberg lettuce? 1.2903 0.04481 155 118 29 8
1092 All right then, let me make it up to you. Would you like a sorbet 1.2903 0.04290 155 116 33 6
1093 Almost positive you’re in the wrong panel, my guy 1.2903 0.04290 155 116 33 6
1094 Well, if you're out of salmon, I guess I'll have the prime rib. 1.2903 0.04481 155 118 29 8
1095 No salmon? How about the trout? 1.2903 0.04481 155 118 29 8
1096 The microwave won't do it. 1.2903 0.04191 155 115 35 5
1097 I would like to order the catch of the day 1.2903 0.04481 155 118 29 8
1098 Okay. Salmon, if you insist. 1.2903 0.04090 155 119 29 7
1099 Do you have a dry white? 1.2903 0.04481 155 118 29 8
1100 I hear you have the freshest salmon in the county, right? 1.2903 0.04290 155 116 33 6
1101 Another glacier bites the dust, eh? 1.2903 0.04665 155 120 25 10
1102 I asked for a dry wine 1.2903 0.04387 155 117 31 7
1103 Don't use global warming as an excuse, garçon! 1.2903 0.04481 155 116 29 8
1104 I changed my mind about the fresh-caught salmon. 1.2903 0.04290 155 115 33 6
1105 You say the salmon was caught just a few minutes ago? 1.2903 0.04665 155 120 25 10
1106 I was waiting for you all winter 1.2903 0.04387 155 117 31 7
1107 How long does it take for a Baked Alaska? 1.2903 0.04290 155 116 33 6
1108 Oh, bother 1.2903 0.04574 155 119 27 9
1109 The fish here is that good? 1.2903 0.04841 155 122 21 12
1110 O.K., I'm sorry I doubted you; the salmon is definitely freshly caught. 1.2903 0.04481 155 118 29 8
1111 Didn't I tell you to take the 6:15?! The 6:30 floe always goes under! 1.2903 0.04574 155 119 27 9
1112 Not gonna hurt you- I'm just a drizzly bear. 1.2903 0.04191 155 115 35 5
1113 I'm sorry, sir, we're all out of fish. 1.2903 0.04191 155 115 35 5
1114 Well, I appreciate that the salmon is very, very fresh, but I had salmon for lunch. 1.2903 0.04090 155 116 34 5
1115 I'll just take the lamb shanks. Don't sweat it. 1.2903 0.04387 155 117 31 7
1116 Was the salmon on the menu 'wild' when you caught it? 1.2903 0.04191 155 115 35 5
1117 Please order the salmon. I'm hungry. 1.2903 0.04574 155 119 27 9
1118 I said gristly. 1.2903 0.04753 155 121 23 11
1119 Maybe next time you should look for the bare necessities, such as an umbrella. 1.2903 0.04665 155 120 25 10
1120 No, I want a bottle of Polar wine, not a polar bear. Also, I want it chilled. 1.2903 0.04290 155 116 33 6
1121 Do you recommend the wild-caught trout? 1.2903 0.04481 155 118 29 8
1122 Not my idea of surf and turf. 1.2903 0.04753 155 121 23 11
1123 I order the catch of the day and all I get from you are excuses. 1.2903 0.04574 155 119 27 9
1124 So, no iceberg lettuce salad? 1.2903 0.04387 155 117 31 7
1125 How refreshing, a waiter who throughly washes up before exiting the restroom. I appreciate that. 1.2903 0.03987 155 113 39 3
1126 For God's sake Audrey! This is a men's club! 1.2903 0.04481 155 118 29 8
1127 So I take it the wine is not dry. 1.2903 0.04387 155 117 31 7
1128 I'll have the "Mass Extinction" special and a "Climate Change" martini. 1.2903 0.04387 155 117 31 7
1129 The fish was caught fresh today, you say? 1.2903 0.03771 155 111 43 1
1130 I asked for a cold beer, not a hot bear 1.2903 0.04481 155 118 29 8
1131 When I say shower, Teddy, that means drying off, too. 1.2903 0.04387 155 117 31 7
1132 Sorry, we're all out of salmon. 1.2903 0.04387 155 117 31 7
1133 Out of the fresh Alaskan salmon, again? 1.2903 0.04387 155 117 31 7
1134 Actually I ordered Polar sparkling water. 1.2903 0.04665 155 120 25 10
1135 They’re out of ice. 1.2903 0.04290 155 116 33 6
1136 Tell me more about the 'unsustainably harvested salmon'. 1.2903 0.04387 155 117 31 7
1137 I’d like the wild salmon. 1.2903 0.04191 155 115 35 5
1138 wow, this could be a new yorker cartoon 1.2903 0.04665 155 120 25 10
1139 No Salmon? What about seal....how are you fixed for seal? 1.2903 0.04090 155 114 37 4
1140 No, I don’t want to split a salmon. 1.2903 0.04574 155 119 27 9
1141 Thanks for the recommendation. I think I will have the fresh salmon. 1.2903 0.04387 155 117 31 7
1142 You know what? Instead of the fresh salmon, can i get the prime rib? 1.2903 0.04191 155 115 35 5
1143 Actually, I don't want the salmon. 1.2903 0.04481 155 118 29 8
1144 You know, I was about to say, “Bear with me...” 1.2903 0.04290 155 116 33 6
1145 Yes, I’ll have the fresh salmon. 1.2903 0.04481 155 118 29 8
1146 Honey, you would not BELIEVE the day I've had... 1.2903 0.04481 155 118 29 8
1147 Please bring me the ‘Fresh Sockeye Alaskan Salmon caught without benefit of hook, line, lure or net,’ Hollandaise on the side. 1.2903 0.04387 155 117 31 7
1148 So, is the salmon line-caught? 1.2903 0.05011 155 124 17 14
1149 I am sorry for your trouble but I am not longer interested in the freshly caught salmon. 1.2903 0.04290 155 116 33 6
1150 You're part of the elaborate Chinese hoax. 1.2903 0.04387 155 117 31 7
1151 I take it there’s no salmon today. 1.2903 0.04574 155 119 27 9
1152 The real endangered species here is good service. 1.2903 0.04481 155 118 29 8
1153 I ordered a cold beer. 1.2903 0.04481 155 118 29 8
1154 I wanted to confirm that the salmon was indeed 'wild caught'. 1.2903 0.04481 155 118 29 8
1155 The fish is fresh caught, you say? Great. I'll have the Papa Bear portion. 1.2903 0.04665 155 120 25 10
1156 Oh.you must be here for the fish special too! 1.2903 0.04753 155 121 23 11
1157 You're homeless due to climate change? Sorry, it's too late to help. 1.2903 0.04387 155 117 31 7
1158 How do you know it's wild caught AND locally sourced? 1.2903 0.04665 155 120 25 10
1159 I wanted a dry Bordeaux, not a wet bear-deaux. 1.2903 0.04481 155 118 29 8
1160 I take it the Trout is fresh . . . 1.2903 0.04290 155 116 33 6
1161 How popular is your fresh-caught salmon? 1.2885 0.04267 156 117 33 6
1162 It would seem our money was wasted on that southern boarder wall. 1.2885 0.04169 156 116 35 5
1163 On second thought, instead of the salmon .... 1.2885 0.04363 156 118 31 7
1164 If you cant catch the salmon, I'll have the chicken. 1.2885 0.04363 156 118 31 7
1165 So what hasn't recently been in your mouth? 1.2885 0.04068 156 115 37 4
1166 Could I first have a glass of melted glacier water? 1.2885 0.04363 156 118 31 7
1167 Bummer. I was really looking forward to the fresh salmon. 1.2885 0.04363 156 118 31 7
1168 I'll have the unsuspecting salmon you just caught running upstream. 1.2885 0.04363 156 118 31 7
1169 Is it too much to ask if I order the salmon, too? 1.2885 0.04456 156 119 29 8
1170 I'm still waiting for my Medallions of Narwal in Snowflake Sauce. 1.2885 0.04548 156 120 27 9
1171 So, if you just caught it, it must be fresh! 1.2885 0.04638 156 121 25 10
1172 You're not a salmon farmer, are you? 1.2885 0.04638 156 121 25 10
1173 I take it the salmon is all gone. 1.2885 0.04267 156 117 33 6
1174 Yes, yes — you’ve said the salmon is fresh, but how can I be sure? 1.2885 0.04363 156 118 31 7
1175 I'll take the farmed salmon instead 1.2885 0.04363 156 118 31 7
1176 What do you mean there’s no salmon today? 1.2885 0.04363 156 118 31 7
1177 How fresh are the baby-back seal ribs? 1.2885 0.04548 156 120 27 9
1178 Sorry sir, it appears we're fresh out of the salmon. 1.2885 0.04363 156 118 31 7
1179 Tell me again about the Catch of the Day. 1.2885 0.04456 156 119 29 8
1180 I started without you, hon. 1.2885 0.04727 156 122 23 11
1181 I think I'll have the venison. What looks good to you? 1.2885 0.04267 156 117 33 6
1182 Don’t sweat it...I am not going to order the bear claw for brunch... 1.2876 0.04699 153 119 24 10
1183 So you say the salmon's fresh? 1.2876 0.04416 153 116 30 7
1184 At that price the salmon had better be "freshly caught". 1.2876 0.04416 153 116 30 7
1185 Pull up a chair,Smokey...Did you just put out a forest fire? 1.2876 0.04416 153 116 30 7
1186 How do you prepare the seal? 1.2867 0.04667 150 116 25 9
1187 Slipped right through my paws. I can try to catch the tuna if you'd like?" 1.2867 0.04667 150 116 25 9
1188 When was it caught? 1.2867 0.04266 150 112 33 5
1189 I tried hard, Sir, but we won’t have the salmon today. 1.2867 0.04266 150 112 33 5
1190 Freshest salmon in the city, you say?" 1.2867 0.04160 150 111 35 4
1191 This is the last time I meet someone off of Tinder" 1.2867 0.05124 150 121 15 14
1192 Bear with me here. 1.2867 0.04570 150 115 27 8
1193 An attempt at humor, I suppose? I ordered a muddled pear, not a puddled bear, for Christ‘s sake. 1.2867 0.04667 150 116 25 9
1194 Are you certain the salmon is fresh? 1.2867 0.04370 150 113 31 6
1195 Please tell the waiter I said "Poisson de la Mer", not "Soaking Wet Polar Bear" thank you 1.2867 0.04570 150 115 27 8
1196 Do you recommend the seal or the salmon? 1.2867 0.04570 150 115 27 8
1197 Everyone deserves love on a cold night like this...especially it's almost time for hibernation and you look so lonely. 1.2867 0.04370 150 113 31 6
1198 Please explain “Farm-Raised-Wild-Caught Salmon.” 1.2867 0.04471 150 114 29 7
1199 Im sorry, we just ran out of iceberg lettuce. 1.2867 0.04471 150 114 29 7
1200 Actually, I'll have the perch. 1.2867 0.04160 150 111 35 4
1201 I’m assuming the salmon isn’t frozen? 1.2867 0.04051 150 110 37 3
1202 Can you tell me if the Salmon is fresh? 1.2867 0.04370 150 113 31 6
1203 Okay, so the wild salmon is out. What about the squab? 1.2867 0.04762 150 117 23 10
1204 I take it the salmon is really fresh. 1.2867 0.04160 150 111 35 4
1205 Don’t traipse in here in your bear feet. 1.2867 0.04370 150 113 31 6
1206 Did Duane Reade sell out of umbrellas? 1.2867 0.04266 150 112 33 5
1207 What do you mean, you're out of iceberg lettuce? 1.2867 0.04667 150 116 25 9
1208 No, Pooh, I don't want a pot of honey and go dry yourself. 1.2867 0.04667 150 116 25 9
1209 What do you mean you're out of fresh salmon today? 1.2867 0.04855 150 118 21 11
1210 I thought I told you to stop following me. 1.2848 0.04543 151 116 27 8
1211 I’ve just checked sir, today our catch of the day is salmon. 1.2845 0.05167 116 89 21 6
1212 How was I to know that was your fish? 1.2838 0.04798 148 116 22 10
1213 I’ll just have whatever fish you grabbed today. 1.2838 0.04602 148 114 26 8
1214 Fresh fish caught by our in-house bears. 1.2838 0.04501 148 113 28 7
1215 Dry, no ice. 1.2838 0.04602 148 114 26 8
1216 For once I don't have to ask whether the salmon was farmed or caught in the wild. I'll have whatever you can get your paws on back there. 1.2838 0.04602 148 114 26 8
1217 Any Suggestions? 1.2838 0.04602 148 114 26 8
1218 It's not the Bearing Strait, and you could have taken the bridge like we did. 1.2838 0.04501 148 113 28 7
1219 The Catch of the Day is salmon. 1.2838 0.04701 148 115 24 9
1220 Blame global warming, I had to swim here all the way from the North Pole. 1.2838 0.04128 148 112 31 5
1221 Oh, alright. If you say so. For dessert I'll have the baked Alaska. 1.2838 0.04292 148 111 32 5
1222 You did say the fish is fresh? 1.2838 0.04398 148 112 30 6
1223 Margery, the reason I'm dining alone is that it's over between us. 1.2838 0.04398 148 112 30 6
1224 Look, I bought a Tesla. Now I'm trying to relax. 1.2838 0.04701 148 115 24 9
1225 No need to remind me of climate change. I’m only ordering vegetarian. 1.2838 0.04398 148 112 30 6
1226 For the last time, Joe. I'm not your go-to for a distraction when you need to escape Animal Control. 1.2838 0.04602 148 114 26 8
1227 I CHECKED, WE HAVE NO SALMON TONIGHT. 1.2838 0.04798 148 116 22 10
1228 Can you assure me that the salmon is fresh caught? 1.2838 0.04798 148 116 22 10
1229 It must feel great to be off the iceberg and growing a 401(k)." 1.2838 0.04398 148 112 30 6
1230 Good one, dear. You’re such a big tease. Wet and wild! 1.2838 0.04701 148 115 24 9
1231 Welcome to the Big Apple. 1.2819 0.04864 149 118 20 11
1232 So the salmon is really fresh? 1.2808 0.04635 146 113 25 8
1233 I'll have the Baked Alaska. 1.2808 0.04635 146 113 25 8
1234 Are you sure the salmon is fresh. " 1.2808 0.04532 146 112 27 7
1235 So the fish is fresh then? 1.2808 0.04635 146 113 25 8
1236 Is the fish fresh? 1.2808 0.04319 146 110 31 5
1237 Is the Salmon really fresh? 1.2808 0.04208 146 109 33 4
1238 Excuse me sir, there's a soup in your hair. 1.2808 0.04427 146 111 29 6
1239 It's raining. You should've taken an Ubear. 1.2808 0.04532 146 112 27 7
1240 If it's not fresh-caught, I don't want it. 1.2808 0.03977 146 112 29 5
1241 Are you sure it's wild salmon and not farm raised? 1.2808 0.04319 146 110 31 5
1242 I asked for a "chilled beer" 1.2808 0.04736 146 114 23 9
1243 I’m sorry about climate change too, but if you’re going to succeed with your retraining program, you will have to dry out. 1.2808 0.04532 146 112 27 7
1244 Okay, the salmon, then, but only if it's as fresh-caught as you say it is. 1.2808 0.04319 146 110 31 5
1245 Are you sure that the salmon is really fresh? 1.2808 0.04635 146 113 25 8
1246 I understand that your "catch of the day" is wild salmon. 1.2808 0.04427 146 111 29 6
1247 So the salmon is freshly caught. Great! 1.2808 0.04635 146 113 25 8
1248 Uber never showed up? 1.2808 0.04208 146 109 33 4
1249 Lemme see here... any idea how fresh the salmon is? 1.2808 0.04635 146 113 25 8
1250 I’ve changed my mind, I don’t want the fish after all 1.2808 0.04532 146 112 27 7
1251 I just checked, we're fresh out of salmon. 1.2808 0.03977 146 107 37 2
1252 So, is the salmon 'just caught' fresh? 1.2808 0.04208 146 109 33 4
1253 Ok, ok. I'll try your salmon 1.2808 0.04036 146 114 24 7
1254 So you're saying the salmon is fresh? 1.2808 0.04427 146 111 29 6
1255 But the Artic Char is OK, right? 1.2808 0.04427 146 111 29 6
1256 So the fish are fresh but are they treated humanely 1.2808 0.04736 146 114 23 9
1257 The chef has a modern take on a baked Alaska 1.2808 0.04427 146 111 29 6
1258 I'm assuming the fish is fresh. 1.2808 0.04736 146 114 23 9
1259 Thanks for checking again to see whether you still have salmon. 1.2808 0.04532 146 112 27 7
1260 So, tell me: is the salmon freshly caught? 1.2808 0.04208 146 109 33 4
1261 My apologies, I ordered their last salmon filet. 1.2808 0.04319 146 110 31 5
1262 Would you mind if I borrowed your tablecloth? 1.2808 0.04736 146 114 23 9
1263 Extinction shouldn’t be a reason for market price. 1.2808 0.04319 146 110 31 5
1264 I offered you a ride. 1.2808 0.04635 146 113 25 8
1265 OK, but when you say the Alaska is "baked",what exactly do you mean by that? 1.2808 0.04319 146 110 31 5
1266 The salmon is fresh today. 1.2808 0.03857 146 106 39 1
1267 I'm looking for something drier. 1.2808 0.04635 146 113 25 8
1268 It’s only noon...how can you be out of Salmon? 1.2808 0.04427 146 111 29 6
1269 I'll take your recommendation for the fresh salmon. 1.2808 0.04427 146 111 29 6
1270 Is is warm in here, or is it me? 1.2808 0.04736 146 114 23 9
1271 Would it kill you to put more ice in my drink? 1.2808 0.04427 146 111 29 6
1272 So you're trying to tell me you're out of ice? 1.2808 0.04532 146 112 27 7
1273 Of course I'm worried about climate change. Now be a sport and see what the holdup is on my caviar. 1.2808 0.04208 146 109 33 4
1274 So you're all out of the wild salmon? 1.2808 0.04736 146 114 23 9
1275 Just how "freshly-caught" is that salmon? 1.2808 0.04208 146 109 33 4
1276 So you’re telling me the salmon is fresh? 1.2808 0.04319 146 110 31 5
1277 Would you recommend the salmon? 1.2808 0.04208 146 109 33 4
1278 So, what's left on the menu are the big ones that didn't get away? 1.2808 0.04319 146 110 31 5
1279 You seem different. Is it your hair? 1.2808 0.04427 146 111 29 6
1280 "...and you're sure the salmon is fresh and wild-caught? 1.2808 0.04208 146 109 33 4
1281 Cold 'bear'. I see now. Can I assume that bear-battered fish is also not a typo then? 1.2808 0.04835 146 115 21 10
1282 I'm not a fan of ceviche. 1.2808 0.04319 146 110 31 5
1283 Stop begging 1.2808 0.04427 146 111 29 6
1284 Which would you recommend, the ringed or bearded seal? 1.2808 0.04319 146 110 31 5
1285 Tell me about the fresh caught salmon. 1.2808 0.04427 146 111 29 6
1286 And for dessert, I am torn between the Baked Alaska or the bear claw?? 1.2808 0.04532 146 112 27 7
1287 So you're out of the fresh salmon ? 1.2808 0.04427 146 111 29 6
1288 OK then, I'll take your recommendation and have the freshly caught salmon. 1.2808 0.04427 146 111 29 6
1289 I know what everyone says. Still you could use a toilet once in a while. 1.2808 0.04736 146 114 23 9
1290 Well, if you're out of salmon, I'll need a few minutes. 1.2808 0.04427 146 111 29 6
1291 So you're recommending the salmon? 1.2808 0.04319 146 110 31 5
1292 I asked for something from the wet bar 1.2808 0.04635 146 113 25 8
1293 If it isn't asylum seekers, it's climate refugees... so, what's good here? 1.2808 0.04835 146 115 21 10
1294 I see that your menu says the salmon is fresh. How can I be sure? 1.2808 0.04736 146 114 23 9
1295 If it's as fresh as you say, then I'll have the salmon. 1.2808 0.03977 146 107 37 2
1296 I asked for the waiter, not the wader. 1.2808 0.04427 146 111 29 6
1297 Frankly, I find your views on climate change unbearable and polarizing. Have you tried the salmon? 1.2808 0.04532 146 112 27 7
1298 Okay fine! I’ll have the fresh salmon. 1.2808 0.04635 146 113 25 8
1299 Are you saying you are out of baked Alaska or you are from baked Alaska? 1.2808 0.04532 146 112 27 7
1300 Excuse me, what are you marinated in? 1.2808 0.04319 146 112 28 6
1301 So the salmon is wild, locavore, and fresh??? 1.2808 0.03857 146 116 23 7
1302 If you're going to ever be late, call. 1.2808 0.03668 146 112 30 4
1303 Should I assume the salmon is fresh? 1.2808 0.04319 146 110 31 5
1304 Just checked, we’re fresh out of the seal. 1.2808 0.04635 146 113 25 8
1305 I just washed up here... Do they serve seal? 1.2808 0.04736 146 114 23 9
1306 I cannot believe you’re out of iceberg lettuce. 1.2808 0.04532 146 112 27 7
1307 No shoes,no shirt............no service. 1.2808 0.04427 146 111 29 6
1308 Is that wild salmon? 1.2808 0.04094 146 110 32 4
1309 Did you bring some arctic char with you? 1.2808 0.04427 146 111 29 6
1310 I guess this means no iceberg lettuce. 1.2808 0.04427 146 111 29 6
1311 Sorry, sir, but the salmon aren't running today. 1.2808 0.04427 146 111 29 6
1312 So, So what you’re saying is, the salmon IS fresh caught. 1.2808 0.04319 146 110 31 5
1313 How fresh is your catch of the day? 1.2808 0.04036 146 110 32 4
1314 Aha! You're the one who got my salmon! 1.2808 0.04319 146 110 31 5
1315 You know what? I've decided against the fresh fish. 1.2808 0.04532 146 112 27 7
1316 How's the fish tonight? 1.2808 0.04036 146 110 32 4
1317 I would like the Baked Alaska. 1.2808 0.04932 146 116 19 11
1318 Sorry I'm late Bill, the journey was much faster before the ice sheet melted. 1.2808 0.04635 146 113 25 8
1319 I understand you're the one to ask if the salmon is certified humane. 1.2808 0.04532 146 112 27 7
1320 Sorry,no luck with the salmon. 1.2808 0.04427 146 111 29 6
1321 How's the catch of the day...the Alaskan salmon? 1.2808 0.04319 146 110 31 5
1322 No wild-caught salmon tonight. 1.2808 0.04151 146 111 30 5
1323 How can I be sure the salmon was ‘wild-caught’? 1.2808 0.04427 146 111 29 6
1324 Really, out of the North Atlantic salmon? 1.2808 0.04532 146 112 27 7
1325 So you can vouch that the fish is fresh? 1.2808 0.04208 146 109 33 4
1326 Fine. I'll just have the locally sourced, organic, sustainable, minimal-carbon-footprint salad. Sounds delicious. 1.2808 0.04208 146 109 33 4
1327 Just the tuna melt. 1.2797 0.04258 143 107 32 4
1328 I don't know what to tell you, pal. No shirt, no shoes, no service seems to be their policy. 1.2797 0.04698 143 111 24 8
1329 And the salmon is local you say? 1.2797 0.04372 143 108 30 5
1330 So this means no fresh fish? 1.2797 0.04483 143 109 28 6
1331 I already WAS an Uber driver... 1.2797 0.04592 143 110 26 7
1332 Can you guarantee the fish will be fresh? 1.2797 0.04483 143 109 28 6
1333 OK, no salmon...how about the trout? 1.2797 0.04483 143 109 28 6
1334 I guess this means the Baked Alaska is really baked. 1.2797 0.04483 143 109 28 6
1335 Ah, these must be the climate refugees I've been reading about. 1.2797 0.04372 143 108 30 5
1336 I want a beer not a bear 1.2797 0.04592 143 110 26 7
1337 You look nothing like your picture in the dating app. 1.2797 0.04698 143 111 24 8
1338 I believe the salmon is very nice today... 1.2797 0.04801 143 112 22 9
1339 Let me guess, you tried to prevent a forest fire again? 1.2797 0.04698 143 111 24 8
1340 your ecosystem's collapsing? and you and your kids are starving? wow, what a coincidence, i was just reading something about how i don't give a shit and wanted my wedge salad and another bread basket like ten fucking minutes ago 1.2797 0.04801 143 112 22 9
1341 Is your salmon farmed or wild caught? 1.2797 0.04372 143 108 30 5
1342 Your salmon, farmed or caught in the wild? 1.2797 0.04372 143 108 30 5
1343 Today`s Climate Change Special: Baked Alaska 1.2797 0.04483 143 109 28 6
1344 And I thought wet dog smells bad. 1.2797 0.04592 143 110 26 7
1345 I wanted it dry. 1.2797 0.04372 143 108 30 5
1346 Is the wild-caught salmon worth it? 1.2797 0.04483 143 109 28 6
1347 The New Yorker is going to put us in its caption the cartoon contest. 1.2797 0.04698 143 111 24 8
1348 Ok, if you're sure there's no salmon today, I'll have the ravioli 1.2797 0.04698 143 111 24 8
1349 Is your salmon locally harvested? 1.2797 0.04483 143 109 28 6
1350 No, I prefer farmed, thank you. 1.2797 0.04483 143 109 28 6
1351 You fell in reaching for the salmon? OK, I'll have the steak frites instead. 1.2797 0.04698 143 111 24 8
1352 So you say the salmon is fresh. Wild caught? Hard to believe. 1.2797 0.04483 143 109 28 6
1353 I had my heart set on the salmon. 1.2797 0.04592 143 110 26 7
1354 You say the salmon is fresh. But how do I KNOW the salmon is fresh? 1.2797 0.04258 143 107 32 4
1355 Let me guess. You're out of wild salmon again? 1.2797 0.04372 143 108 30 5
1356 I can't decide between the bearded seal sashimi and the hooded seal avocado toast. What would you recommend? 1.2797 0.04698 143 111 24 8
1357 you look much thinner with wet fir 1.2797 0.04372 143 108 30 5
1358 I prefer ice water too. 1.2797 0.04592 143 110 26 7
1359 Forget the salmon, I'll go with the venison. 1.2797 0.04483 143 109 28 6
1360 Sorry, it’s my first day 1.2797 0.04903 143 113 20 10
1361 I could ask, 'is the salmon fresh,' but I hate being obvious." 1.2797 0.04483 143 109 28 6
1362 And how about a little less attitude this time? 1.2797 0.04258 143 107 32 4
1363 So, you'd say science is the best course? 1.2797 0.04483 143 109 28 6
1364 On second thought, I'll have the steak. 1.2797 0.04372 143 108 30 5
1365 I thought the cuisine was local farming fare, not global warming bear. 1.2797 0.04698 143 111 24 8
1366 I'll have your fresh salmon 1.2797 0.04592 143 110 26 7
1367 Is the salmon fresh? Was it humanely harvested? 1.2797 0.04020 143 110 28 5
1368 I still say the salmon could have been fresher. 1.2797 0.04801 143 112 22 9
1369 I think I’ve changed my mind. I’d like to go with the Risotto instead of the Salmon. 1.2797 0.04372 143 107 30 5
1370 No, the menu clearly says the dessert has"sweated PEAR." 1.2797 0.04698 143 111 24 8
1371 On second thought, I think I'll pass on the salmon. 1.2797 0.04372 143 107 30 5
1372 How's the salmon catch today? 1.2797 0.04372 143 108 30 5
1373 On second thought, maybe I won't have the salmon... 1.2797 0.04483 143 109 28 6
1374 so,you're saying you're out of iceberg lettuce? 1.2797 0.04592 143 110 26 7
1375 I'll have the wild salmon please, but don't kill it with a sauce. 1.2797 0.04258 143 107 32 4
1376 I suppose the salmon is fresh today. 1.2797 0.04258 143 107 32 4
1377 I've changed my mind about the freshly caught salmon, I 'll have the steak instead. 1.2797 0.04258 143 107 32 4
1378 I’m guessing you’re out of salmon. 1.2797 0.04483 143 109 28 6
1379 No fish then? 1.2797 0.04140 143 106 34 3
1380 What do you recommend, apart from the wild-caught salmon? 1.2797 0.04315 143 110 27 6
1381 On second thought, I’ll do the gnocchi instead of the catch of the day. 1.2789 0.04184 147 110 33 4
1382 Thanks for checking on the salmon. How are the grubs and berries? 1.2786 0.04427 140 106 29 5
1383 Bear with me - I want something that will melt in my mouth. 1.2778 0.04456 144 110 28 6
1384 Don't even think of using this tablecloth as a towel. 1.2778 0.04564 144 111 26 7
1385 Are you sure that the salmon is fresh? 1.2766 0.04283 141 106 31 4
1386 Yes, the salmon is fresh caught. 1.2766 0.04513 141 108 27 6
1387 You need to quit blaming your problems on your environment. 1.2766 0.04733 141 110 23 8
1388 I’ve changed my mind, I’ll go with the gnocchi instead of the “just caught” salmon. 1.2766 0.04513 141 108 27 6
1389 I'm convinced. I'll take the catch of the day. 1.2766 0.04283 141 106 31 4
1390 The wild caught salmon, is that fresh? 1.2766 0.04400 141 107 29 5
1391 I’ll have the dry-rubbed, ‘caught-in-the-hour’ salmon please, without the dental tenderizing 1.2766 0.04624 141 109 25 7
1392 You're sure the "Catch of the Day" is really fresh? 1.2766 0.04624 141 109 25 7
1393 The salmon... is it fresh? 1.2766 0.04733 141 110 23 8
1394 And you say that the salmon is freshly caught ? 1.2766 0.03912 141 103 37 1
1395 wild caught salmon sounds good 1.2766 0.04513 141 108 27 6
1396 Thank you, but instead of the fresh salmon, I think I'll have the beef bourguignon. 1.2766 0.04163 141 105 33 3
1397 That's a shame, I had my heart set on the salmon 1.2766 0.04733 141 110 23 8
1398 You say the Alaska salmon is freshly caught? 1.2766 0.04624 141 109 25 7
1399 At these prices, the salmon better be fresh! 1.2766 0.04163 141 105 33 3
1400 So the baby seal is no longer on the menu? 1.2766 0.04163 141 105 33 3
1401 You look different in person than online. 1.2766 0.04513 141 108 27 6
1402 I'll order 200 raspberry sorbets and they'll have room for you in the freezer. 1.2746 0.04703 142 111 23 8
1403 So how was the salmon? 1.2746 0.04257 142 112 23 7
1404 I get it, the glaciers are melting. I'm still ordering the porterhouse. 1.2734 0.04309 139 105 30 4
1405 Just how fresh is the salmon ? 1.2734 0.04544 139 107 26 6
1406 I will take the fresh caught salmon 1.2734 0.04309 139 105 30 4
1407 Yes, the baked Alaska is served flambe. Why do you ask? 1.2734 0.04658 139 108 24 7
1408 Is the salmon wild? 1.2734 0.04309 139 105 30 4
1409 You misunderstood me. I ordered the ossobuco, not the oso. 1.2734 0.04428 139 106 28 5
1410 Why is the "market price" denominated in gallons of honey? 1.2734 0.04876 139 110 20 9
1411 Would the ice cube from my Old Fashioned be of any assistance?" 1.2734 0.04309 139 105 30 4
1412 So the salmon's fresh, is that what you're saying? 1.2734 0.04428 139 106 28 5
1413 Is the Salmon locally sourced? 1.2734 0.03357 139 108 27 3
1414 So, you say you're out of salmon right now? 1.2734 0.04658 139 108 24 7
1415 Is the salmon wild or farmed 1.2734 0.04428 139 106 28 5
1416 So, no trout, eh? 1.2734 0.04428 139 106 28 5
1417 sorry no ice in my drink 1.2734 0.04186 139 104 32 3
1418 OK.....if you can't get me the fresh-caught salmon I'll have the filet. 1.2734 0.04309 139 105 30 4
1419 On second thought, cancel that ‘catch of the day’ . . . 1.2734 0.04658 139 108 24 7
1420 You say the salmon is good. But is it fresh? 1.2734 0.04768 139 109 22 8
1421 Is the waiter tasty today? 1.2734 0.04768 139 109 22 8
1422 Is it raining? 1.2734 0.04658 139 108 24 7
1423 I've changed my mind. I wont have the freshly-caught salmon after all. 1.2734 0.04186 139 104 32 3
1424 Water please. No ice.... 1.2734 0.04544 139 107 26 6
1425 Another victim of global warming. 1.2734 0.04768 139 109 22 8
1426 I'm sorry you are running out of seals. But I am glad to hear that you caught the salmon yourself." 1.2734 0.04658 139 108 24 7
1427 I suppose that you would recommend the salmon" 1.2734 0.04544 139 107 26 6
1428 If there's no wild salmon to be had, I suppose farm will suffice. 1.2734 0.04428 139 106 28 5
1429 Well, Thanks for checking on the Salmon. How about the Chilean Sea Bass? 1.2734 0.04544 139 107 26 6
1430 Hey, how about a cold one ... 1.2734 0.04982 139 111 18 10
1431 Bear with me, please while I decided what to order. 1.2734 0.04768 139 109 22 8
1432 Should’ve brought an umbrella, I told you it was grizzly outside 1.2734 0.04428 139 106 28 5
1433 Maybe next time I tell you the forecast calls for rain you will listen. Now sit and have a drink. 1.2734 0.04876 139 110 20 9
1434 I hear you can confirm that the salmon is free range... 1.2734 0.04768 139 109 22 8
1435 Actually, make it two orders of salmon. 1.2734 0.04768 139 109 22 8
1436 Bear with me for a second. 1.2734 0.04544 139 107 26 6
1437 Even if the salmon is as fresh as you say, I think I'll stick with the couscous. 1.2734 0.04428 139 106 28 5
1438 Yes Sir, the salmon is wild caught, today. 1.2734 0.04658 139 108 24 7
1439 How could you be out of salmon? 1.2734 0.04544 139 107 26 6
1440 I'd like my walrus, well done. 1.2734 0.04428 139 106 28 5
1441 I ordered the salmon...are you happy now! 1.2734 0.04544 139 107 26 6
1442 Is the wine still dry? 1.2734 0.04982 139 111 18 10
1443 How can I be sure the salmon is wild-caught? 1.2734 0.04544 139 107 26 6
1444 I don’t care if it’s the freshest goddamn salmon in the world. I want a tuna steak. 1.2734 0.04982 139 111 18 10
1445 Sorry I'm late, it's impossible to get a cab in this city. 1.2734 0.04768 139 109 22 8
1446 Forget the salmon, I'll have a burger 1.2734 0.04428 139 106 28 5
1447 That reminds me, I'll have the baked Alaska for dessert. 1.2734 0.04768 139 109 22 8
1448 Okay, so I believe the salmon’s wild caught, but is it sustainably caught? 1.2734 0.04768 139 109 22 8
1449 so, there is no wild-caught salmon at all? 1.2734 0.04428 139 106 28 5
1450 I guess that means it’d be insensitive to order the Baked Alaska... 1.2734 0.04658 139 108 24 7
1451 So how’s the salmon tonight? 1.2734 0.04309 139 105 30 4
1452 No need to be dramatic. I know a bear shits in the woods. 1.2734 0.04982 139 111 18 10
1453 So, you're obviously out of the salmon ..." 1.2734 0.04544 139 107 26 6
1454 Tell me more about your fresh caught salmon. 1.2734 0.04309 139 105 30 4
1455 Is it still raining? 1.2734 0.04544 139 107 26 6
1456 The wild caught salmon? Yes, it's quite popular this evening. 1.2734 0.04544 139 107 26 6
1457 Just because I have a snout on the side of my face doesn't make me a pig! 1.2734 0.04428 139 106 28 5
1458 What do you mean you have no ice water! 1.2734 0.04544 139 107 26 6
1459 This is not what I expected by ‘bearnaise sauce’. 1.2734 0.04544 139 107 26 6
1460 So, is the 'Wild-Caught Catch of the Day' guaranteed fresh?" 1.2734 0.04309 139 110 22 7
1461 How can you be so sure the Salmon is fresh caught? 1.2734 0.04658 139 108 24 7
1462 ‘Freshly caught?’ That could mean anything. 1.2734 0.04658 139 108 24 7
1463 Let’s see...... would you suggest the Iceberg salad? Or is that no longer in season? 1.2734 0.04309 139 105 30 4
1464 Greta's in the other room. 1.2734 0.04658 139 108 24 7
1465 I told you not to workout before lunch 1.2721 0.04947 136 108 19 9
1466 Would it be too much to ask for fresh salmon? 1.2714 0.04516 140 108 26 6
1467 Any fresher, you’ll have to catch it yourself. 1.2714 0.04628 140 109 24 7
1468 What's the maul of the day? 1.2714 0.04845 140 111 20 9
1469 Yes, I am sure the salmon is "fresh"... 1.2714 0.04516 140 108 26 6
1470 Thank you for confirming what a bear does in the woods, and yes, a man does slurp his wine and imagine uttering fantastical witticisms to a beautiful companion when dining alone. 1.2714 0.04738 140 110 22 8
1471 You call this guilt-free? 1.2714 0.04516 140 108 26 6
1472 What do you have that’s fresh? 1.2714 0.04282 140 105 30 4
1473 So the trout is fresh? 1.2714 0.04401 140 107 28 5
1474 I suppose you want the salmon again? 1.2714 0.04516 140 108 26 6
1475 Problem in the kitchen?" 1.2714 0.04738 140 110 22 8
1476 I take it the salmon is fresh then? 1.2714 0.04282 140 106 30 4
1477 I'll have the catch of the day too 1.2714 0.04628 140 109 24 7
1478 How can I say no to wild-caught salmon? 1.2714 0.04628 140 109 24 7
1479 In that case, I’ll take my martini up. 1.2714 0.04738 140 110 22 8
1480 If you're hungry, I can have the waiter bring you a chair. 1.2714 0.04516 140 108 26 6
1481 So, not the salmon? 1.2714 0.04516 140 108 26 6
1482 Nice job on the fresh salmon. 1.2714 0.04401 140 107 28 5
1483 So... no 'Catch of the Day?' 1.2714 0.04401 140 107 28 5
1484 How fresh is your salmon? 1.2701 0.04576 137 106 25 6
1485 Don't get grizzly with me. I only asked if the salmon was fresh! 1.2701 0.04576 137 106 25 6
1486 This wild-caught sockeye is fresh, you say? 1.2701 0.04457 137 105 27 5
1487 Once again, you're late. I think it's time to talk about our relationship. 1.2701 0.04576 137 106 25 6
1488 Is the salmon freshly caught? 1.2701 0.04576 137 106 25 6
1489 Yes, but would it kill you to spare a little sympathy for us coal and gas executives? 1.2701 0.04576 137 106 25 6
1490 Is it just me, or did it get warmer in here? 1.2701 0.04576 137 106 25 6
1491 But how do I know for sure the salmon is freshly caught? 1.2701 0.04335 137 104 29 4
1492 I'll take the salmon. 1.2701 0.04576 137 106 25 6
1493 Is your Salmon fresh? 1.2701 0.04457 137 105 27 5
1494 May I suggest a dry cab? 1.2701 0.04576 137 106 25 6
1495 Actually I asked about a wine pairing not a whining bear. 1.2701 0.04804 137 108 21 8
1496 Are you sure the salmon is wild-caught? 1.2701 0.04335 137 104 29 4
1497 Sweetheart, you're making a scene. Now, be a dear and sit back down." 1.2701 0.04576 137 106 25 6
1498 The Salmon special ended, 20 minutes ago." 1.2701 0.04576 137 106 25 6
1499 Yes, sir -- the freshest. 1.2701 0.04457 137 105 27 5
1500 I'll have the grilled... hey, wait, ...where did Claude get to? 1.2701 0.04209 137 103 31 3
1501 I didn't say it was a hoax. I simply pointed out that you must make better tips here in DC than in the North Pole. 1.2701 0.04691 137 107 23 7
1502 I'll take your word for it ... the salmon is fresh 1.2701 0.04457 137 105 27 5
1503 I take it you are out of the iceberg salad? 1.2701 0.03590 137 105 28 3
1504 You don't look like your online profile. 1.2701 0.04576 137 106 25 6
1505 So how is the River Salmon? 1.2701 0.04335 137 104 29 4
1506 There will be a spare setting on table five if he asks how fresh the Salmon is 1.2701 0.04576 137 106 25 6
1507 Yes, the fresh salmon will pair nicely with this Chablis. 1.2701 0.04209 137 103 31 3
1508 Do you recommend the fresh salmon? 1.2701 0.04576 137 106 25 6
1509 Sorry, you've swam a long way for nothing...they're all out of salmon. 1.2701 0.04691 137 107 23 7
1510 Yes, I'd like the fresh-caught salmon, please. 1.2701 0.04576 137 106 25 6
1511 I'll just have it neat. 1.2701 0.04457 137 105 27 5
1512 How do I know the salmon is truly 'fresh caught'? 1.2701 0.04209 137 103 31 3
1513 If it’s not too much trouble, I’ll take another order of the salmon filet. 1.2701 0.04915 137 109 19 9
1514 Get a job and pay for your own herring. 1.2701 0.04576 137 106 25 6
1515 I think I'd like the salmon... but is it fresh??? 1.2701 0.04804 137 108 21 8
1516 I guess the FARMED salmon will have to do... 1.2701 0.04079 137 102 33 2
1517 Well, if the salmon is as fresh as you say, I'll have that 1.2701 0.03946 137 101 35 1
1518 Yes, my "fresh-caught" salmon had bite marks in it. 1.2701 0.04691 137 107 23 7
1519 Is the salmon farmed or wild-caught? 1.2701 0.04576 137 106 25 6
1520 You're older than in your photo. 1.2701 0.04691 137 107 23 7
1521 Ok, ok, I’ll have the salad WITHOUT iceberg lettuce 1.2701 0.04457 137 105 27 5
1522 No salmon, huh? Are there any trout left? 1.2701 0.04079 137 102 33 2
1523 You still smell like a bear. 1.2701 0.04335 137 104 29 4
1524 I agree. Global warming is everyone’s problem. Just the other day the ice in my gin and tonic.... 1.2701 0.04576 137 106 25 6
1525 Um, sir, it seems we are out of the salmon. 1.2701 0.04457 137 105 27 5
1526 "Careful, this table cloth was imported from Italy. You don't want them charging you for that." 1.2701 0.04576 137 106 25 6
1527 Oh, so your home melt down? Well, it's not my fault, I have a TESLA. 1.2701 0.04457 137 105 27 5
1528 Yes there is something on my left cheek. It is a pig snout. 1.2701 0.04804 137 108 21 8
1529 Has anyone ever told you that wet bears smell? Now go back and get your waiter's apron. 1.2701 0.04691 137 107 23 7
1530 I understand the salmon is fresh but is it also locally sourced? 1.2701 0.04804 137 108 21 8
1531 Sorry, I asked for a wheat beer. 1.2701 0.04457 137 105 27 5
1532 So, you recommend the wild caught salmon?" 1.2701 0.03807 137 103 29 3
1533 I'll have the last of the salmon. 1.2701 0.04915 137 109 19 9
1534 Which one do you recommend, the mauled trout or the half-eaten salmon? 1.2701 0.04457 137 105 27 5
1535 Just wait until Greta Thunberg sees this 1.2701 0.04335 137 104 29 4
1536 Yes sir. I can assure you the salmon is fresh. 1.2701 0.04576 137 106 25 6
1537 Ok, then, lets try for a Rainbow Trout 1.2701 0.04691 137 107 23 7
1538 I will also have the salmon special. 1.2701 0.04576 137 106 25 6
1539 So that's a yes on the salmon being fresh. 1.2701 0.04335 137 104 29 4
1540 You're killing me. 1.2701 0.04804 137 108 21 8
1541 On second thought, maybe I should skip the baked Alaska. 1.2701 0.04576 137 106 25 6
1542 I’m sorry sir, we appear to be out of today’s ‘fresh catch’. 1.2701 0.04804 137 108 21 8
1543 Sorry there is no salmon today. I'm sure you tried. 1.2701 0.04079 137 102 33 2
1544 The Wild River-Caught Salmon - can you assure me it is fresh? 1.2701 0.04457 137 105 27 5
1545 Well if the salmon is as fresh as you say it is, I'll take it. 1.2701 0.04335 137 104 29 4
1546 And I assume the salmon is fresh caught? 1.2701 0.04457 137 105 27 5
1547 I wasn't going to wait for you to come out of hibernation. 1.2701 0.04804 137 108 21 8
1548 You seem to have a lot of salmon. 1.2701 0.04804 137 108 21 8
1549 Oh, well. Let's see... the Sole Meunière, then. 1.2701 0.04691 137 107 23 7
1550 Forget French wine! It's so 20th century. How about some fresh polar ice melt to complement your salmon filet? 1.2701 0.04691 137 107 23 7
1551 Pardon me, would you have any Grey Poupon? 1.2701 0.04804 137 107 21 8
1552 The salmon better be fresh. 1.2701 0.04691 137 109 20 8
1553 Baked Alaska is kind of your thing here, right? 1.2701 0.04691 137 107 23 7
1554 Please don't tell me you run out of salmon? 1.2701 0.04457 137 105 27 5
1555 I assume the salmon is very fresh. 1.2701 0.04457 137 105 27 5
1556 ...and from the Wet Bar I'll have... 1.2701 0.04691 137 107 23 7
1557 Bear with me, please 1.2701 0.04691 137 107 23 7
1558 Should I order you a dry vermouth? 1.2701 0.04804 137 108 21 8
1559 You probably won't be able to tell me much about your dry wines. 1.2701 0.04691 137 107 23 7
1560 On second thought, scratch the salmon. I'll do the beet salad. 1.2701 0.04915 137 109 19 9
1561 Well, if you weren't able to hunt down any salmon, can you suggest a slightly less endangered entrée? 1.2701 0.04335 137 104 29 4
1562 Well, if you are out of the salmon I`ll try the trout. 1.2701 0.04576 137 106 25 6
1563 I've already told you, nobody is interested in a series about an ad man in a polar suit as a super hero. 1.2701 0.04517 137 108 22 7
1564 OK. In that case I'll have the salmon. 1.2701 0.04576 137 106 25 6
1565 Would you recommend the wild salmon? 1.2701 0.04576 137 106 25 6
1566 OK, the salmon is fresh-caught, but is it wild? 1.2701 0.04576 137 106 25 6
1567 I take it the Catch of the Day is the salmon. . . 1.2701 0.04691 137 107 23 7
1568 I ordered a dripping cold beer.. 1.2701 0.04804 137 108 21 8
1569 The salmon - is it farmed or wild? 1.2701 0.04576 137 106 25 6
1570 Our special today is fresh wild-caught salmon. 1.2701 0.04272 137 106 26 5
1571 Good idea -- I'll have the baked Alaska for dessert. 1.2701 0.04335 137 104 29 4
1572 How fresh is the salmon this evening? 1.2701 0.04576 137 106 25 6
1573 I'm told the salmon is fresh here. 1.2701 0.04457 137 105 27 5
1574 You're out of salmon?? 1.2687 0.04515 134 103 26 5
1575 I said, I was so hungry I could eat a HORSE! 1.2687 0.04987 134 107 18 9
1576 Hey man, so sorry about that climate change. Do you still have the wild caribou steak? 1.2687 0.04515 134 103 26 5
1577 Apparently, big, fat hoses can also prevent forest fires. 1.2687 0.05099 134 108 16 10
1578 I thought "bear waitresses" was a misogynist typo 1.2687 0.04259 134 101 30 3
1579 I’ll believe in global warming when I see some evidence. 1.2687 0.04873 134 106 20 8
1580 What's your favorite dish on the menu? 1.2687 0.03987 134 99 34 1
1581 I checked! There is no salmon today. 1.2687 0.04757 134 105 22 7
1582 How can you think about food at a time like this? 1.2687 0.04987 134 107 18 9
1583 Glad you made it across the border okay. Have you applied for a green card as a Polar immigrant? 1.2687 0.04515 134 103 26 5
1584 May I sit at your table? Mine is under water 1.2687 0.04637 134 104 24 6
1585 Sorry sir. There will no salmon today. (Burp) 1.2687 0.04757 134 105 22 7
1586 So when you say the salmon is fresh... 1.2687 0.04259 134 101 30 3
1587 Let me guess...you’re out of water. 1.2687 0.04515 134 103 26 5
1588 Have they finally fired the cartoon editor? 1.2687 0.04515 134 103 26 5
1589 On second thought, I won't have the fresh caught salmon 1.2687 0.04637 134 104 24 6
1590 'Aside from the salmon, what do you recommend? 1.2687 0.04389 134 102 28 4
1591 I know. Sometimes I have to get my own dinner, too. 1.2685 0.05197 108 84 19 5
1592 I see fresh salmon is on the menu. 1.2679 0.04743 112 85 24 3
1593 Okay, I'll try it. I've never had salmon that fresh before! 1.2667 0.04607 135 105 24 6
1594 I understand you are the salmon steward? 1.2667 0.04486 135 104 26 5
1595 If the bear’s not there, we take the chair!” So, you know—be on time 1.2667 0.04607 135 105 24 6
1596 How do I know that the fish is fresh? 1.2667 0.04232 135 102 30 3
1597 Are you sure the salmon is fresh wild caught? 1.2652 0.04793 132 104 21 7
1598 So, I guess the labor market in Yellowstone is really thin? 1.2632 0.04387 133 102 27 4
1599 Let me guess...this is about the ice caps? 1.2632 0.04119 133 100 31 2
1600 I understand the salmon is fresh, I just want to know if it's from a sustainable source. 1.2632 0.04255 133 101 29 3
1601 So, I’m guessing no fresh caught salmon tonight? 1.2632 0.04515 133 103 25 5
1602 Sorry, we're all out of the fresh salmon. 1.2632 0.04119 133 100 31 2
1603 Can you turn down the air? 1.2632 0.04515 133 103 25 5
1604 I'm sorry sir, we no longer can provide guests with ice or straws. Can I interest you in our special tonight, Blue Fin Tuna? 1.2632 0.04387 133 102 27 4
1605 Is this magic realism or did I just eat bad shrimp? 1.2632 0.04671 114 87 24 3
1606 I've decided not to have the salmon after all. 1.2632 0.04387 133 102 27 4
1607 I've changed my mind... I'm not really in the mood for fresh caught salmon. 1.2632 0.04515 133 103 25 5
1608 I only asked if the steak was gristly. 1.2632 0.04761 133 105 21 7
1609 That's a lot of sweat for such a puny dance. 1.2632 0.04255 133 101 29 3
1610 I know you rushed, but Bear Week was last week. Still, I’ll have the rabbit 1.2632 0.04515 133 103 25 5
1611 Why the long . . . pause? 1.2632 0.03833 133 102 26 3
1612 After you are done in the woods, you are supposed to wipe, not shower. 1.2632 0.04255 133 101 29 3
1613 Pooh Pooh to you too. 1.2632 0.04761 133 105 21 7
1614 I don´t want to hear it. 1.2632 0.04640 133 104 23 6
1615 You're twenty minutes late! You can balance a ball on the end of your nose but you can't bring the umbrella! 1.2632 0.04640 133 104 23 6
1616 I"m sorry sir, the salmon weren't running. 1.2632 0.04515 133 103 25 5
1617 It was a bit too fishy. Do you have anything more upstream? 1.2632 0.04640 133 104 23 6
1618 I'll have the salmon if it's wild and fresh. 1.2632 0.04515 133 103 25 5
1619 I hate to be the bearer of bad news sir, but I don’t think she’s coming. 1.2632 0.04452 133 105 22 6
1620 I’m sorry, I didn’t mean to make you cry, the menu looks great. I’ll have, uh, “frozen penguin ass” 1.2615 0.04951 130 104 18 8
1621 You don't look anything like your profile picture. 1.2615 0.04951 130 104 18 8
1622 Whatever happened to the arctic fox used to work here? 1.2615 0.04443 130 100 26 4
1623 Can you suggest something that leaves a small environmental footprint? 1.2615 0.04307 130 99 28 3
1624 Why won’t the new park ranger fix your blow dryer? 1.2615 0.04951 130 104 18 8
1625 no salmon uh? 1.2615 0.04575 130 101 24 5
1626 Riddle: You're seated in a restaurant dining room. All 4 walls face south. What colour is the bear waiting tables? 1.2615 0.04443 130 100 26 4
1627 Why don't you lie down in front of the fireplace to dry out?" Andrew Mimnaugh, Mamaroneck, N 1.2615 0.04575 130 101 24 5
1628 From the icy shores of Alaska comes a crisp Vouvray delivered to your table by an authentic native sommelier. 1.2615 0.04575 130 101 24 5
1629 We might need some more napkins. 1.2615 0.04443 130 100 26 4
1630 Sometimes you eat the bear, and, well... sometimes a wet bear wants to eat you 1.2615 0.04443 130 100 26 4
1631 I’m guessing you don’t recommend the Baked Alaska. 1.2615 0.04307 130 99 28 3
1632 No- I think I'll pass on the baby seal, and just go with the elderly Inuit on ice 1.2615 0.05186 130 106 14 10
1633 Polar Bear: I mean yeah,my house melted. But at least now I make minimum wage. 1.2615 0.04443 130 100 26 4
1634 Bear market or not, I want caviar. 1.2615 0.04575 130 101 24 5
1635 Since wild caught seems to be beyond your skills, I guess I will have the pasta. 1.2615 0.04704 130 102 22 6
1636 No, I asked for the poached PEAR. Sorry for the trouble. 1.2615 0.04829 130 103 20 7
1637 Did I say wild-caught salmon? I meant tilapia. 1.2615 0.04443 130 100 26 4
1638 So how fresh is this claw-caught, migrating salmon on the menu? 1.2615 0.04443 130 100 26 4
1639 I'll have the climate change pre-fixe. 1.2615 0.04307 130 99 28 3
1640 Yes, I understand that it's not YOUR fault that the salmon run is over. 1.2615 0.04237 130 101 25 4
1641 You're not a fan of the Baked Alaska? 1.2615 0.04443 130 100 26 4
1642 Does ice still exist? 1.2615 0.04166 130 98 30 2
1643 Nice of you to show up ... 1.2615 0.04951 130 104 18 8
1644 We seem to be out of the salmon 1.2615 0.04704 130 102 22 6
1645 May I infer your salmon is wild and not farmed ? 1.2615 0.04829 130 103 20 7
1646 I can assure you the salmon is wild caught 1.2615 0.04829 130 103 20 7
1647 I've been baited, tracked, caught in camera traps, almost radio id tagged. Those wildlife photographers are unbearable. " 1.2615 0.04575 130 101 24 5
1648 And for my entree I'll have the freshly clawed salmon. 1.2615 0.04307 130 99 28 3
1649 I'll have the Baked Alaska Literally. 1.2615 0.04575 130 101 24 5
1650 And I appreciate that you showered, I really do, but my therapist says I need to spend less time sleeping and more time having fun. 1.2615 0.04829 130 103 20 7
1651 I presume the salmon is fresh. 1.2615 0.04704 130 102 22 6
1652 Man: Your Grindr profile said you were an "Otter"... 1.2615 0.04951 130 106 15 9
1653 I, too, shall have the fresh salmon. 1.2615 0.04829 130 103 20 7
1654 So avoid the Baked Alaska. 1.2615 0.04829 130 103 20 7
1655 But it's freezing and snowing in New York. 1.2615 0.04575 130 101 24 5
1656 You caught the salmon yourself? I'll have that. 1.2615 0.04166 130 98 30 2
1657 You actually showed up. 1.2615 0.04020 130 102 24 4
1658 That salmon was so good, I'd like three more orders to go. 1.2615 0.04704 130 102 22 6
1659 I'm sorry sir but we're all out of the salmon. 1.2615 0.04443 130 100 26 4
1660 I was a pescatarian, now I must feast on denial. 1.2615 0.04443 130 100 26 4
1661 Is your trout fresh caught? 1.2598 0.04638 127 99 23 5
1662 Can you guarantee the fish here is fresh? 1.2598 0.04638 127 99 23 5
1663 Well then, what would you suggest besides the salmon? 1.2598 0.04360 127 97 27 3
1664 I’ll have the freshly clubbed baby seal followed by the final piece of the arctic circle please. 1.2578 0.04866 128 102 19 7
1665 Wow, the salmon here really is "freshly caught" ! 1.2578 0.04331 128 98 27 3
1666 Is the salmon really, really fresh? 1.2578 0.04331 128 98 27 3
1667 I guess I'll have the Green New Deal 1.2578 0.04738 128 101 21 6
1668 Can I have some ice in my water ?.......oh sorry about that. 1.2578 0.04738 128 101 21 6
1669 How fresh is the salmon? 1.2578 0.04471 128 99 25 4
1670 Is the salmon caught locally? 1.2578 0.04866 128 102 19 7
1671 You recommend the baked Alaska? 1.2578 0.04471 128 98 25 4
1672 I've changed my mind. I will have the salmon. Thanks for bearing with me. 1.2578 0.04738 128 101 21 6
1673 No, I said that I'm thinking of getting a wet BAR. 1.2578 0.04331 128 98 27 3
1674 You’re sure the salmon is Wild-Caught? 1.2578 0.04738 128 101 21 6
1675 What are today’s Specials? 1.2578 0.04037 128 103 20 5
1676 You say the salmon was caught minutes ago? 1.2578 0.04471 128 99 25 4
1677 That's very accommodating, but I asked if you had a wet bar. 1.2578 0.04471 128 99 25 4
1678 So, I take it the salmon is fresh? 1.2578 0.04471 128 99 25 4
1679 The wild-caught salmon is fresh, you say? 1.2578 0.04037 128 96 31 1
1680 I'll have whatever doesn't doesn't taste like wet polar bear. 1.2578 0.04866 128 102 19 7
1681 Out of salmon? 1.2578 0.04331 128 98 27 3
1682 I don't suppose a rousing chorus of 'The Bare Necessities' would help? 1.2578 0.04606 128 100 23 5
1683 I’ll make you a deal. If you don’t bring up the melting of the ice cap I’ll get you a walrus tartar and the seal appetizer 1.2578 0.04738 128 101 21 6
1684 I'm thinking, maybe a I'll try a dry red this time. 1.2578 0.04866 128 102 19 7
1685 Please bear with me another minute. 1.2578 0.04991 128 103 17 8
1686 You're sure the fish is fresh? 1.2578 0.04331 128 98 27 3
1687 What is it with bears and umbrellas? 1.2578 0.04866 128 102 19 7
1688 Let me guess: they towed your floe again. 1.2578 0.04331 128 98 27 3
1689 If it's no bother, now I'd like the rabbit instead of the salmon. 1.2578 0.04037 128 96 31 1
1690 I know there's no fish....I guess I'll just have the tofu ragu. 1.2578 0.04738 128 101 21 6
1691 So you're sure it's fresh caught salmon? 1.2578 0.03960 128 98 28 2
1692 You can't let go of the memory of me catching that salmon up stream from you, can you? 1.2578 0.04606 128 100 23 5
1693 Too hot in the kitchen, eh? 1.2578 0.04471 128 99 25 4
1694 I’ll take your fresh catch. 1.2578 0.04866 128 102 19 7
1695 The salmon is stream to table, caught fresh... just now in fact. 1.2578 0.04471 128 99 25 4
1696 Relax, I am a vegetarian. 1.2578 0.04738 128 101 21 6
1697 I'm very sorry, but we're out of ice 1.2578 0.04866 128 102 19 7
1698 OK, Relax! You get the salmon special, I’ll do the fillet. We good? 1.2578 0.04471 128 99 25 4
1699 'If it's that fresh, I'll have the salmon.' 1.2578 0.04606 128 100 23 5
1700 Then I suppose I'll have to go with the farmed salmon. 1.2578 0.04471 128 99 25 4
1701 Tonight's special is fresh-caught wild salmon 1.2578 0.04331 128 98 25 3
1702 When you say 'fresh-caught', how truly fresh is that salmon? 1.2578 0.04606 128 100 23 5
1703 I take offense that I've only made it as an "Appetizers" on your menu. 1.2578 0.04991 128 103 17 8
1704 I understand you're the reason they're out of salmon tonight. 1.2578 0.04606 128 100 23 5
1705 I assume then the salmon is fresh caught? 1.2578 0.04471 128 99 25 4
1706 Thanks but tap water will be fine. 1.2578 0.04866 128 102 19 7
1707 I see the special of the day is fresh salmon. 1.2578 0.04471 128 99 25 4
1708 Excuse me... how fresh is your salmon? 1.2578 0.04738 128 101 21 6
1709 Steelhead, you say? In that case I’ll just have the chicken. 1.2578 0.04866 128 102 19 7
1710 I'm sorry that you ice float has melted, but this is a table for one. 1.2578 0.04866 128 102 19 7
1711 I'm guessing you're out of the Arctic char. 1.2578 0.04471 128 99 25 4
1712 Is the salmon fresh or frozen . . . ? 1.2578 0.04471 128 99 25 4
1713 Do you seriously think this will make me order vegan? 1.2578 0.04738 128 101 21 6
1714 I ordered you a glass of dandelion wine and the toast with honey blueberry compote. 1.2578 0.04606 128 100 23 5
1715 Keep trying. Fresh trout is on the menu! 1.2578 0.04471 128 99 25 4
1716 ...and, just a drizzle of Bearnaise sauce. 1.2578 0.04866 128 102 19 7
1717 Am I correct in assuming the salmon was freshly caught? 1.2578 0.04331 128 98 27 3
1718 I appreciate your effort, but I've read that our obsession with salmon is harming the ecosystem. 1.2578 0.04606 128 100 23 5
1719 So, you’re sure the salmon is fresh? 1.2578 0.04471 128 99 25 4
1720 No ice? Whiskey neat, then. 1.2578 0.04866 128 102 19 7
1721 You’re too late. They’re out of the salmon. 1.2578 0.04331 128 98 27 3
1722 And you're sure the salmon is fresh? 1.2578 0.04606 128 100 23 5
1723 Do you have line-caught salmon? 1.2578 0.04606 128 100 23 5
1724 So you’re out of the wild salmon, huh? 1.2578 0.04738 128 101 21 6
1725 You could’ve had the salmon here, you know. 1.2578 0.04738 128 101 21 6
1726 Wasn't sure if you were going to make it so I started to order. 1.2578 0.04606 128 100 23 5
1727 Can I change my order from 'fresh caught salmon' to a burger and fries? 1.2578 0.04471 128 99 25 4
1728 OK, OK, I'll have the Sustainable Veggie Salad. 1.2578 0.04331 128 98 27 3
1729 No fresh salmon? Then how about the trout? 1.2578 0.04037 128 96 31 1
1730 May I assume your fish and seal offerings are fresh caught? 1.2578 0.04738 128 101 21 6
1731 Can I assume the salmon is wild-caught? 1.2578 0.04331 128 98 27 3
1732 Would you recommend wild caught or hatchery salmon? 1.2578 0.04866 128 102 19 7
1733 I heard the fish is great here.... 1.2578 0.04187 128 97 29 2
1734 I'll have the salmon - farmed and frozen, please. 1.2578 0.04471 128 99 25 4
1735 In that case, I'll have the farmed salmon. 1.2578 0.04606 128 100 23 5
1736 Not to worry my friend I have no interest in the fish special. 1.2578 0.04471 128 99 25 4
1737 So, are you sure the salmon is fresh? 1.2578 0.04331 128 98 27 3
1738 On second thought, farm-raised salmon will be fine. 1.2578 0.04331 128 98 27 3
1739 Sorry Sir, the salmon are just not running. 1.2578 0.04866 128 102 19 7
1740 Is the daily catch Alaskan salmon really fresh? 1.2578 0.04606 128 100 23 5
1741 Do you have any carbon neutral entrees? 1.2578 0.04187 128 97 29 2
1742 And for desert I will have Baked Alaskan. 1.2578 0.04606 128 100 23 5
1743 No, I don't think I want salmon tonight. 1.2578 0.04471 128 99 25 4
1744 I'm not in the mood for salmon after all. 1.2578 0.04037 128 96 31 1
1745 Well, if you're out of salmon, Ill have the duck. 1.2578 0.04401 128 101 22 5
1746 I'm here for your 'guaranteed fresh' salmon. 1.2578 0.04471 128 99 25 4
1747 The service here is glacial. 1.2578 0.04331 128 98 27 3
1748 Sorry I am late, my iceberg melted and I had to swim. 1.2578 0.04471 128 99 25 4
1749 I understand you deliver the freshest salmon in town... 1.2578 0.04606 128 100 23 5
1750 Bring me something more dry and less saturated fat... 1.2578 0.04112 128 99 26 3
1751 I thought that the Polar Express was a dessert, not a political statement. 1.2578 0.04866 128 102 19 7
1752 I don't normally do this, but Christopher was busy, so I had to step in & I just got out of the shower. 1.2578 0.04606 128 100 23 5
1753 Hello sir, I'm pleased to introduce our rain-or-shine forest-to-table service this evening. 1.2578 0.04606 128 100 23 5
1754 On second thought, could I have the filet instead of the salmon? 1.2578 0.04471 128 99 25 4
1755 I'll have the just caught salmon 1.2578 0.04331 128 98 27 3
1756 I’m sorry sir- the ice has all melted 1.2578 0.04539 128 102 20 6
1757 So, the salmon is really fresh today? 1.2578 0.04471 128 99 25 4
1758 I can personally guarantee that the salmon is fresh. 1.2578 0.04738 128 101 21 6
1759 How do I know your salmon is freshly caught? 1.2578 0.04471 128 99 25 4
1760 Well, if you’re out of salmon, what else is good? 1.2578 0.04471 128 99 25 4
1761 I know you SAY the salmon is freshly caught, but how do I know it's not really farm raised? 1.2578 0.04606 128 100 23 5
1762 I take it this means you’re out of salmon. 1.2578 0.04738 128 101 21 6
1763 I've double checked. We are indeed out of the salmon. 1.2578 0.04471 128 99 25 4
1764 I'll have the fresh retrieved salmon special. 1.2578 0.04738 128 101 21 6
1765 Are you sure the salmon are wild caught? 1.2578 0.04187 128 97 29 2
1766 I hear the wild-caught salmon is really good here. 1.2578 0.04471 128 99 25 4
1767 Fine, I won’t order the salmon. 1.2578 0.04471 128 99 25 4
1768 Yes, I really do believe your salmon is fresh caught. 1.2578 0.04331 128 98 27 3
1769 I guess the seal is off the menu? 1.2578 0.04112 128 99 26 3
1770 You've proved your point. I can see the fish is fresh caught. 1.2578 0.04866 128 102 19 7
1771 Yes Sit, I can assure you that our salmon is fresh and was wild caught. 1.2578 0.04471 128 99 25 4
1772 ...of course it's fresh! 1.2578 0.04606 128 100 23 5
1773 So YOU’RE why the salmon is only served in half portions.” 1.2578 0.04866 128 102 19 7
1774 The salmon is very very fresh, I just caught it myself. 1.2578 0.04471 128 98 25 4
1775 Stop complaining about the rain! Just grin and bear it! 1.2578 0.04673 128 103 18 7
1776 Sorry, but I still have my doubts that your salmon is fresh. 1.2578 0.04187 128 97 29 2
1777 What climate crisis? 1.2578 0.04866 128 102 19 7
1778 What do you have that isn’t fish?” 1.2578 0.04606 128 100 23 5
1779 Yes, sir, the salmon is extremely fresh caught. 1.2578 0.04606 128 100 23 5
1780 I asked just for the halibut. 1.2578 0.04606 128 100 23 5
1781 So I'll have to accept a rain check on the fresh fish special. 1.2578 0.04112 128 99 26 3
1782 So I guess you really are out of salmon. 1.2578 0.04187 128 97 29 2
1783 I will assume you are telling me the salmon is VERY fresh. 1.2578 0.04738 128 101 21 6
1784 Can you guarantee the salmon's fresh? 1.2578 0.04037 128 96 31 1
1785 I'll have your fresh-caught salmon 1.2578 0.04606 128 100 23 5
1786 I changed my mind. I'll have the chicken instead of salmon. 1.2578 0.04331 128 98 27 3
1787 You say the catch of the day is salmon? 1.2578 0.04331 128 98 27 3
1788 So salmon's off the menu? 1.2578 0.04738 128 101 21 6
1789 I'm sorry. I was asking about seasonal "beers" not "bears"! 1.2578 0.04606 128 100 23 5
1790 If you can't do fresh salmon, I guess I'll have the steak. 1.2578 0.04471 128 99 25 4
1791 Is the salmon farmed or wild? 1.2578 0.04606 128 100 23 5
1792 On second thought, not the salmon. 1.2578 0.04738 128 101 21 6
1793 Finally. I've been waiting over an hour. 1.2578 0.04187 128 97 29 2
1794 We’re out of the iceberg salad. 1.2578 0.04866 128 102 19 7
1795 Hmm. Is the salmon special “wild caught” and fresh? 1.2578 0.04471 128 99 25 4
1796 You swam all the up the Potomac to complain to us because we cut funding for climate change research. Do me a favor...See if you can dig up a few more photos of Trudeau in his younger days. And then maybe we can talk. 1.2578 0.04471 128 99 25 4
1797 Is the Wild Salmon fresh caught 1.2578 0.04991 128 103 17 8
1798 Do you know if the salmon is farm-raised? 1.2578 0.04471 128 99 25 4
1799 soooooo,tell me again,how fresh is the salmon? 1.2578 0.04606 128 100 23 5
1800 Are you sure the salmon is locally sourced? 1.2578 0.04331 128 98 27 3
1801 I’m guessing the salmon is wild-caught. 1.2578 0.04471 128 99 25 4
1802 « I read your ice-cap-to-table fare is to die for » 1.2578 0.04866 128 102 19 7
1803 The salmon looks good. Is it fresh? 1.2578 0.04738 128 101 21 6
1804 So . . . the baked Alaska is off? 1.2578 0.04037 128 96 31 1
1805 Yes, yes, we’re all hungry. But at least I remembered my umbrella. 1.2578 0.04187 128 97 29 2
1806 Thanks for checking on the salmon. So, what about the trout? 1.2578 0.04471 128 99 25 4
1807 How fresh is your fish? 1.2578 0.04606 128 100 23 5
1808 Can I cancel the fresh salmon order? It's a little out of my price range. 1.2578 0.04471 128 99 25 4
1809 Would it kill you to bring me some ice? 1.2578 0.04471 128 99 25 4
1810 The North Pole has officially melted sir. 1.2578 0.04606 128 100 23 5
1811 I take it salmon is off the menu tonight? 1.2578 0.04606 128 100 23 5
1812 Do you have anything drier? 1.2578 0.04606 128 100 23 5
1813 I'm sorry, sir, but the salmon are not running yet. 1.2578 0.04866 128 102 19 7
1814 So, is the salmon on today's special *truly* fresh? 1.2578 0.04331 128 98 27 3
1815 And just how fresh is your salmon? 1.2578 0.04331 128 98 27 3
1816 What do you mean you're out of the salmon special? 1.2578 0.04606 128 100 23 5
1817 Hmm, think I'll have what you're not having. 1.2578 0.04331 128 98 27 3
1818 I’m assuming the fish here is pretty fresh. 1.2578 0.04331 128 98 27 3
1819 Where's my ice? 1.2578 0.04187 128 99 26 3
1820 Is it too late to switch to the pasta? 1.2578 0.04606 128 100 23 5
1821 You say that the fish came in on today's ice floe? 1.2578 0.04866 128 102 19 7
1822 Outsmarted by the catch-of-the-day? 1.2578 0.04866 128 102 19 7
1823 Pull up a chair before my wife gets here. 1.2571 0.05418 105 84 15 6
1824 I asked for the bull-market climate-change-denial menu and this is what I get? 1.2571 0.05246 105 83 17 5
1825 What happened to the salmon I ordered? 1.2560 0.04670 125 98 22 5
1826 I'm changing my order - I don't want the fresh caught salmon after all. 1.2560 0.04806 125 99 20 6
1827 I trust the salmon is fresh. 1.2560 0.04080 125 94 30 1
1828 I take it you don't recommend the Baked Alaska? 1.2560 0.04530 125 97 24 4
1829 I am assuming that your salmon is fresh, not frozen." 1.2560 0.04670 125 98 22 5
1830 Glad to know the salmon's fresh. What other specials are there tonight? 1.2560 0.04670 125 98 22 5
1831 Ah! The entree has arrived! 1.2560 0.04806 125 99 20 6
1832 When I said I was looking for a 'bear', I meant like a gay man. 1.2560 0.04806 125 98 20 6
1833 On second thought, I think I'll pass on the fresh salmon. 1.2560 0.04806 125 99 20 6
1834 Very funny, Senator Inhofe, very funny 1.2560 0.04385 125 96 26 3
1835 You say the salmon was just caught ?" 1.2560 0.04385 125 96 26 3
1836 And you'll guarantee the salmon's fresh? 1.2560 0.04530 125 97 24 4
1837 I see your dessert special is Baked Alaska. 1.2560 0.04385 125 96 26 3
1838 Your lack of ice is why I didn't order a martini, so I feel your pain. 1.2560 0.04670 125 98 22 5
1839 Wild caught, check. But I need your personal guarantee you did not over-fish the source. 1.2560 0.04670 125 98 22 5
1840 Sure, I'll have the wild caught salmon. 1.2560 0.04530 125 97 24 4
1841 I'm sorry, sir, but we're out of ice 1.2560 0.04530 125 97 24 4
1842 OK, I'll skip the salmon. 1.2560 0.04385 125 96 26 3
1843 I ordered 'Baked Alaska.' I didn't realize it would melt your habitat. 1.2560 0.04385 125 96 26 3
1844 How’s the fresh trout? 1.2560 0.04670 125 98 22 5
1845 I assume you wouldn't recommend the Baked Alaska. 1.2560 0.04806 125 99 20 6
1846 Oh,yes! Dessert. I'll have the Baked Alaska,please. 1.2560 0.04385 125 96 26 3
1847 So your sure the fish is fresh. 1.2560 0.04530 125 96 24 4
1848 I hope it's not too late to change my order from "catch of the day" to coq au vin. 1.2560 0.04670 125 98 22 5
1849 I told you that global warming is real! 1.2560 0.04530 125 97 24 4
1850 Taking time to prove your Halloween costume keeps you dry in the rain is no excuse for keeping me waiting! 1.2560 0.05194 125 102 14 9
1851 Thanks, but I've changed my mind on the arctic char. 1.2560 0.04385 125 96 26 3
1852 You're sure the salmon is fresh-caught and never frozen? 1.2560 0.04530 125 97 24 4
1853 Is there any of the fish left? 1.2560 0.04530 125 97 24 4
1854 Don’t tell me, you’re out of fresh salmon. 1.2560 0.04530 125 97 24 4
1855 I’ll have your salmon. 1.2560 0.04530 125 97 24 4
1856 Thanks for the fresh, wild salmon but I'll go with the shrimp. 1.2541 0.04592 122 95 23 4
1857 Can the chef confirm the salmon is wild-caught? 1.2540 0.04772 126 100 20 6
1858 And now, in addition to the weather report, I suppose you are going to tell the market is down. 1.2540 0.04499 126 98 24 4
1859 You can't claim the salmon is fresh unless you have full Fisheries Department certification validating your supply chain 1.2540 0.04904 126 101 18 7
1860 I typically recommend the salmon. Or you could go with my other favorite: human garbage. 1.2540 0.04904 126 101 18 7
1861 I recommend the salmon. 1.2538 0.04673 130 103 21 6
1862 They're called palm trees. Get used to it. 1.2523 0.04985 107 84 19 4
1863 Oh, I guess the salmon is as fresh as they say. 1.2523 0.04868 111 87 20 4
1864 I was told you’re the man to speak to about getting a nice salmon. 1.2520 0.04703 123 97 21 5
1865 I was looking for something a little drier. 1.2520 0.04559 123 96 23 4
1866 I'll have the Salmon, I've been told it's very fresh. 1.2520 0.04559 123 96 23 4
1867 How's the Salmon? I caught it myself. 1.2520 0.04703 123 97 21 5
1868 I hate to be a wet blanket, but is this really a bear market? 1.2520 0.04978 123 99 17 7
1869 I suppose you have a good reason for being an hour late. 1.2520 0.04978 123 99 17 7
1870 OK, so you’re SURE you’re out of the Salmon? 1.2520 0.04703 123 97 21 5
1871 On second thought, I think I won't have the fresh-caught salmon, but thanks anyway. 1.2520 0.04842 123 98 19 6
1872 Are you sure it is FRESH wild salmon? 1.2520 0.04703 123 97 21 5
1873 So what's the catch of the day? 1.2520 0.04559 123 96 23 4
1874 Is the salmon claw caught? 1.2520 0.04703 123 97 21 5
1875 Is regular char as good as arctic char used to be? 1.2520 0.04410 123 95 25 3
1876 So... I take it ICE hasn't caught up with you yet. 1.2520 0.04703 123 97 21 5
1877 If you didn't catch my fish, why did you bother to come back? 1.2520 0.04842 123 98 19 6
1878 So you think this ploy will convince me that the salmon is fresh? 1.2520 0.04703 123 97 21 5
1879 That settles it. I'll have the baked Alaska. 1.2520 0.04256 123 94 27 2
1880 How’d that pick your own lobster thing work out? 1.2520 0.04256 123 94 27 2
1881 What do you mean you couldn't get me the fish I asked for, you're a bear for Christ's sake! 1.2520 0.04978 123 99 17 7
1882 Is wild caught salmon on the menu today? 1.2520 0.04410 123 95 25 3
1883 You never have the salmon! 1.2520 0.04842 123 98 19 6
1884 Why was my water served without ice cubes? 1.2520 0.04978 123 99 17 7
1885 Of course you're hot. You're wearing a BEAR SUIT! 1.2520 0.04256 123 94 27 2
1886 Tinder shouldn’t allow filters. 1.2520 0.05110 123 100 15 8
1887 I know that you're against global warming, but I'd appreciate my soup served hot. 1.2520 0.04256 123 94 27 2
1888 What are you doing here Snowball?! My wife can’t see us together. 1.2520 0.04842 123 98 19 6
1889 Don't the bears get mad when you take their salmon? 1.2520 0.04842 123 98 19 6
1890 The Salmon’s freshly caught! 1.2520 0.04703 123 97 21 5
1891 Shall I assume the salmon is wild-caught? 1.2520 0.04559 123 96 23 4
1892 Why yes, river-salmon-stolen-from-a-bear IS on the menu! 1.2520 0.04559 123 96 23 4
1893 I guess you’d like the iceberg lettuce 1.2520 0.04842 123 98 19 6
1894 Where is your blue coat and red hat when you need it? 1.2520 0.04842 123 98 19 6
1895 I'd like some water with no ice. 1.2520 0.04842 123 98 19 6
1896 I'll have whatever you just had. 1.2520 0.04559 123 96 23 4
1897 so...you're a 'people' person, huh? 1.2520 0.04559 123 96 23 4
1898 I'm so sorry sir, i mistook you for a rug. 1.2520 0.04410 123 95 25 3
1899 Baked Alaska comes to mind. 1.2520 0.04703 123 97 21 5
1900 I'm sorry, I ordered the berries. 1.2520 0.04410 123 95 25 3
1901 I should be surprised but I’m still trying to figure out why I have a pig snout on my left cheek. 1.2520 0.04842 123 98 19 6
1902 Still undecided about that 'the ice-caps are melting' thing? 1.2520 0.04410 123 95 25 3
1903 This isn't what I meant when I said bear with me! 1.2520 0.04978 123 99 17 7
1904 Once again, Chaz, you're 15 minutes late, no jacket, and obviously no umbrella. 1.2520 0.05110 123 100 15 8
1905 I just remembered that I don't even like salmon. 1.2520 0.04703 123 97 21 5
1906 I've been told the salmon is worth the trip! 1.2520 0.04703 123 97 21 5
1907 What's for dessert? Baked Alaska? 1.2520 0.04410 123 95 25 3
1908 Yes, the salmon is wild-caught. 1.2520 0.04703 123 97 21 5
1909 All right, I guess farmed salmon will have to do. 1.2520 0.04842 123 98 19 6
1910 Penguin fins? Seal flippers? Octopus beaks? These look more like your leftovers. 1.2520 0.04842 123 98 19 6
1911 Do you even understand the concept of what constitutes a dry wine? 1.2520 0.04097 123 93 29 1
1912 Is "I'm sorry" enough? 1.2520 0.04842 123 98 19 6
1913 They sent me to explain the absence of meat on your menu. 1.2520 0.04842 123 98 19 6
1914 I changed my mind. I have decided I no longer want the fresh salmon. 1.2520 0.04842 123 98 19 6
1915 When I said wait in the car I forgot the top was down. 1.2520 0.04256 123 94 27 2
1916 And you caught the salmon yourself? 1.2520 0.04410 123 95 25 3
1917 I told you the fish in the tank were not for eating. 1.2520 0.04842 123 98 19 6
1918 Greta sent me. 1.2520 0.04410 123 95 25 3
1919 So she told you she was taking a rain check on dinner. 1.2520 0.04559 123 96 23 4
1920 No, no—I ordered the moist Camembert. 1.2520 0.04842 123 98 19 6
1921 Think you’ve got problems? My martini was tepid. 1.2520 0.04978 123 99 17 7
1922 Are you sure the salmon is “local and fresh caught”? 1.2520 0.04097 123 93 29 1
1923 I’ll have the freshly caught salmon with bear-nese sauce. 1.2520 0.04256 123 94 27 2
1924 No one can hide from the Bear Market, I guess. 1.2520 0.04559 123 96 23 4
1925 I’ll take the climate, medium warm. 1.2520 0.04842 123 98 19 6
1926 Okay. Forget the ice water. 1.2520 0.04703 123 97 21 5
1927 You’re ordering fish, aren’t you? 1.2520 0.04703 123 97 21 5
1928 So do you like working in Miami since moving from the Arctic? 1.2520 0.04559 123 96 23 4
1929 We've run out of wild, may I suggest the farm raised? 1.2520 0.04410 123 95 25 3
1930 Sorry, but the trout got away. 1.2520 0.04842 123 98 19 6
1931 Can you vouch for the Baked Alaska? 1.2520 0.04410 123 95 25 3
1932 Goldilocks ate all my food again, what would you recommend? 1.2520 0.05110 123 100 15 8
1933 It looks like the weather is unbearable outside, but at least you made it on time. 1.2520 0.04559 123 96 23 4
1934 OK, You've convinced me. I'll have the Baked Alaska. 1.2520 0.04703 123 97 21 5
1935 I know your upset but eating vegan wont bring your icecap back 1.2520 0.04256 123 94 27 2
1936 You seem like a very happy young polar bear looking forward to a bright and wonderful future. 1.2520 0.04703 123 97 21 5
1937 Are you out of Iceberg Lettuce? 1.2520 0.04559 123 96 23 4
1938 On second thought, I'll have the chicken. 1.2520 0.04559 123 96 23 4
1939 Ok, I’ll just get the salad 1.2520 0.04467 127 99 24 4
1940 You're out of salmon again? 1.2500 0.04771 120 95 20 5
1941 Oh, no fresh salmon? I'll just have whatever you can find in the garbage. 1.2500 0.05192 120 98 14 8
1942 Goldilocks told me I didn’t look like my Tinder picture. Can I join you instead? 1.2500 0.04622 120 94 22 4
1943 How's the salmon running? 1.2500 0.04467 120 93 24 3
1944 I'd like a Wedge Salad, but it appears as though your iceberg has melted. 1.2500 0.04142 120 91 28 1
1945 No, ...on second thought, I'll stick to the consommé 1.2500 0.04308 120 92 26 2
1946 Is that soup dripping off of you? Looks like I'm having the salad. 1.2500 0.04771 120 95 20 5
1947 Spill another bottle and I’ll tip you the bear minimum. 1.2500 0.04915 120 96 18 6
1948 Sir, I can assure you the salmon on our menu is VERY fresh. 1.2500 0.04915 120 96 18 6
1949 Sorry, it appears we're out of polar ice. May I suggest the crushed Flint Michigan cubes instead? 1.2500 0.04622 120 94 22 4
1950 Yes, I am sorry about that -- but I still believe I'm ordering the wood-fired oven baked pizza. 1.2500 0.04771 120 95 20 5
1951 So you're out of ice berg lettuce. 1.2500 0.04771 120 95 20 5
1952 I trust that the salmon here is very fresh. 1.2500 0.04622 120 94 22 4
1953 Okay if I pull up a chair? 1.2500 0.04622 120 94 22 4
1954 I would like the just caught salmon. 1.2500 0.04771 120 95 20 5
1955 Fresh Caught"? Really 1.2500 0.04622 120 94 22 4
1956 Hey Sir, There are no more ice floes......and “I’M” hungry 1.2500 0.04915 120 96 18 6
1957 Are you sure that the salmon is fresh today? 1.2500 0.04308 120 92 26 2
1958 What do you mean you couldn't catch me a wild salmon? 1.2500 0.04915 120 96 18 6
1959 Oh, you think global warming has got you down? All my options are vegan! 1.2500 0.05056 120 97 16 7
1960 Yes sir, I can confirm that the salmon went to Vassar. 1.2500 0.04622 120 94 22 4
1961 I thought I told you to wear a jacket at this restaurant 1.2500 0.04622 120 94 22 4
1962 Is the salmon teeth mark-free? 1.2500 0.04467 120 93 24 3
1963 Yes sir, the salmon was caught fresh today. 1.2500 0.04467 120 93 24 3
1964 No, you cannot have my ice cube. 1.2500 0.04526 124 97 23 4
1965 Are you sure you serve wild salmon? 1.2500 0.04622 120 94 22 4
1966 Is the salmon really 'freshly caught'? 1.2500 0.04622 120 94 22 4
1967 And I thought spitting in my food was going to be a problem 1.2500 0.04771 120 95 20 5
1968 Yes, the salmon sounds great, but could you tell me a bit about this ‘Dumpster Delight’? 1.2500 0.05326 120 99 12 9
1969 Do you have anything wild caught and not over bearably dry? 1.2500 0.04771 120 95 20 5
1970 I' m a vegetarian, I swear. 1.2500 0.04915 120 96 18 6
1971 I take it the salmon is wild caught? 1.2500 0.04467 120 93 24 3
1972 I hear the fish is good. 1.2500 0.04467 120 93 24 3
1973 I will have the fresh salmon, please 1.2500 0.04308 120 92 26 2
1974 Jesus, Barb. Now you want to talk? 1.2500 0.04915 120 96 18 6
1975 This menu bares looking into, oh sorry, bears looking into. 1.2500 0.04915 120 96 18 6
1976 Am I here for dinner? Or am I dinner? 1.2500 0.04526 124 97 23 4
1977 You would be dripping, too, if your home were melting. 1.2500 0.04308 120 92 26 2
1978 Well, if you couldn’t catch any fresh salmon, I guess I’ll settle for the too-cold porridge. 1.2500 0.04467 120 93 24 3
1979 So there is no fresh salmon today? 1.2500 0.04622 120 94 22 4
1980 ...and the salmon is fresh you say? 1.2500 0.04467 120 93 24 3
1981 So the fresh Atlantic Salmon is not in season, then? 1.2500 0.04771 120 95 20 5
1982 Let me guess? You're the bearer of bad news! 1.2500 0.04467 120 93 24 3
1983 On second thought, make it bottled water. 1.2500 0.04771 120 95 20 5
1984 I'll have the seal meat casserole. 1.2500 0.04467 120 93 24 3
1985 Since I see you're out of icebergs, I'll have the kale caesar. 1.2500 0.04915 120 96 18 6
1986 That's fine --I hadn't planned to order the fresh seal anyway. 1.2500 0.04771 120 95 20 5
1987 The coho salmon, can I have it grilled instead of lightly chewed? 1.2500 0.04915 120 96 18 6
1988 Hey, Boo-boo! 1.2500 0.04467 120 93 24 3
1989 The daily special sounds good, but just how fresh is the freshly caught salmon? 1.2500 0.04771 120 95 20 5
1990 No fish huh. Well, then I'll go with the Alaskan king crab and caviar crusted squid salad. 1.2500 0.04622 120 94 22 4
1991 It says your salmon is really fresh? 1.2500 0.04915 120 96 18 6
1992 Ehhh, on second thought, the ravioli looks better than the salmon. 1.2500 0.04807 124 99 19 6
1993 I don’t care how fresh the salmon is, I’ll have the New York Strip.” 1.2500 0.04622 120 94 22 4
1994 I like mine dry. 1.2500 0.04622 120 94 22 4
1995 I don't care HOW fresh it is, I don't like salmon. 1.2500 0.04622 120 94 22 4
1996 I told you to bring an umbrella. 1.2500 0.04622 120 94 22 4
1997 The salmon sounds good. Is it fresh? 1.2500 0.04308 120 92 26 2
1998 Any luck with the salmon? 1.2500 0.04467 120 93 24 3
1999 You seem indifferent about the Baked Alaska. 1.2500 0.04622 120 94 22 4
2000 No ice left in Antarctica? Oh, that's a shame ... I'll just have the vodka NOT on the rocks, then. 1.2500 0.04771 120 95 20 5
2001 Hmmm... what do YOU think is better... the steak or the fish? 1.2500 0.04771 120 95 20 5
2002 Sir, I guarantee the freshest fish in town! 1.2500 0.04467 120 93 24 3
2003 I'm sure the fresh salmon is wonderful, but tonight I'll go with the trout. 1.2500 0.04771 120 95 20 5
2004 How do you know the salmon was just caught? 1.2500 0.04526 124 97 23 4
2005 Yeah, I got soaked in the bear market too. The pinot noir will help. 1.2500 0.04467 120 93 24 3
2006 There's a mistake. I asked for a cold BEER. 1.2500 0.04771 120 95 20 5
2007 Late or not, Barry, I told you to bring a jacket, not a coat. 1.2500 0.04915 120 96 18 6
2008 Oh, sorry, I’m more of a dry bear man. 1.2500 0.04622 120 94 22 4
2009 So........ you are out of fresh salmon!! 1.2500 0.04771 120 95 20 5
2010 I guess this means you're out of seal steaks? 1.2500 0.04467 120 93 24 3
2011 That's a you problem. I'd still like the steak. 1.2500 0.04771 120 95 20 5
2012 You sure the salmon's fresh? 1.2500 0.04142 120 91 28 1
2013 On second thought, scratch the fresh-caught Alaskan king crab. Let me have the Dover sole. 1.2500 0.04467 120 93 24 3
2014 Should have taken the subway like I did. 1.2500 0.04467 120 93 24 3
2015 Sorry, I changed my mind on the fresh-caught salmon. 1.2500 0.04308 120 92 26 2
2016 I just assumed it was a lobster tank. 1.2500 0.05056 120 97 16 7
2017 I know, I know. I wanted ice in my water, too. 1.2500 0.04771 120 95 20 5
2018 I said 'wet beer', not 'wet bear'! 1.2500 0.04622 120 94 22 4
2019 All right then, if I can't have the fresh caught salmon, I'll have the mahi mahi. 1.2500 0.04771 120 95 20 5
2020 So the Salmon Is wild caught 1.2500 0.04771 120 95 20 5
2021 No, you can't have my ice. 1.2500 0.04467 120 93 24 3
2022 The salmon really is fresh isn't it. 1.2500 0.04142 120 91 28 1
2023 I'll have the claw-caught sockeye on a bed of baby arugula. And serve the creamy dill sauce on the side. 1.2500 0.04771 120 95 20 5
2024 The waiter asked me to let you know, there's no more salmon" 1.2500 0.04915 120 96 18 6
2025 No, I distinctly ordered a pear crisp, not a bear drip. 1.2500 0.04771 120 95 20 5
2026 I said grizzly, not drizzly. 1.2500 0.04915 120 96 18 6
2027 Oooookay, let’s see whats your excuse now... 1.2500 0.04915 120 96 18 6
2028 Other than the catch of the day, what would you recommend? 1.2500 0.04467 120 93 24 3
2029 Baked Alaska 1.2500 0.05573 100 81 13 6
2030 That's the last time I park the car. 1.2500 0.04622 120 94 22 4
2031 Yes, I understand that the salmon is very fresh, but I have a taste for steak tonight. 1.2500 0.04915 120 96 18 6
2032 You'll have to bear with me. I had no idea e-harmony had such fake information. 1.2500 0.04467 120 93 24 3
2033 Can you recommend something drier? 1.2500 0.04467 120 93 24 3
2034 You're a metropolar bear, right? 1.2500 0.04308 120 92 26 2
2035 I'm still ordering the baked alaska. 1.2500 0.04771 120 95 20 5
2036 I will have the fresh wild-caught salmon, sans teeth marks. 1.2500 0.04622 120 94 22 4
2037 Sustainably sourced - you're sure? 1.2500 0.04622 120 94 22 4
2038 So you're out of the trout? What about the venison and quail eggs? 1.2500 0.04226 120 94 23 3
2039 I recommend the salmon, it was caught today 1.2500 0.04526 124 97 23 4
2040 Okay, listen. I'm exhausted and very wet and all I want is your leftovers. Not the wine, just the leftovers. 1.2500 0.05056 120 97 16 7
2041 How can you be out of ice? 1.2500 0.05056 120 97 16 7
2042 I take it then that you do not actually have a 'wet bar'? 1.2500 0.04771 120 95 20 5
2043 Yes, the artic tuna is fresh caught sir 1.2500 0.04622 120 94 22 4
2044 Where do you get the salmon from? 1.2500 0.04142 120 96 20 4
2045 Seeing as you ate my salmon I’ll just have a Martini 1.2500 0.04669 124 98 21 5
2046 sockeye salmon please. very freshly caught. no visible teeth marks 1.2500 0.04545 120 96 19 5
2047 Our policy is to ignore the problem until it bites us. 1.2500 0.04915 120 96 18 6
2048 Is the fish ethically sourced? 1.2500 0.04622 120 94 22 4
2049 "Did you bring the catch of the day? 1.2500 0.05056 120 97 16 7
2050 This is what marinated and raw looks like. 1.2500 0.04142 120 91 28 1
2051 Are you certain the salmon was never frozen? 1.2480 0.04349 125 97 25 3
2052 So is it wild salmon or farm raised? 1.2479 0.04588 121 95 22 4
2053 How can I be sure the salmon is river-to-table fresh? 1.2479 0.04588 121 95 22 4
2054 How is the farm-raised salmon?" 1.2479 0.04588 121 95 22 4
2055 Hmm...would you say that the salmon is fresh? 1.2479 0.04588 121 95 22 4
2056 I’m sorry but I’ve changed my mind on the salmon. 1.2479 0.04277 121 93 26 2
2057 Did you say that the fish was fresh? 1.2479 0.04879 121 97 18 6
2058 I'll have the salmon, if it's fresh. 1.2479 0.04435 121 94 24 3
2059 I take it the salmon is freshly caught? 1.2479 0.04736 121 96 20 5
2060 No offense, but I’m in the mood for iceberg lettuce. 1.2479 0.04736 121 96 20 5
2061 No, I think I'll pass on the salmon. 1.2479 0.04435 121 94 24 3
2062 My good sir, hope I'm not interrupting anything, but the sommelier seems to think you can help me figure out which wine might pair best with salmon. 1.2479 0.04736 121 96 20 5
2063 Is the wild caught salmon as fresh as they say? 1.2479 0.04588 121 95 22 4
2064 I don't care where you've looked in vain. It says wild caught salmon on the menu and I want it tonight. 1.2479 0.04435 121 94 24 3
2065 I’m sorry I can’t do anything about global warming; however, I can get you a place at the zoo when your not working! 1.2479 0.04736 121 96 20 5
2066 If you're going to keep eating the salmon, I'll have the steak. 1.2479 0.04435 121 94 24 3
2067 Is the salmon here fresh? 1.2479 0.04113 121 92 28 1
2068 Is there any fresh salmon left, Yogi? 1.2479 0.05018 121 98 16 7
2069 Yes, I wanted the salmon fresh, but within reason. 1.2479 0.04277 121 93 26 2
2070 Yes, that is good enough proof, so I will have the Fresh Salmon. 1.2479 0.04736 121 96 20 5
2071 I've changed my mind. I don't want the salmon. 1.2479 0.04435 121 94 24 3
2072 I'm sorry to inform you that we do not have a catch of the day. 1.2479 0.04588 121 95 22 4
2073 The bus had a no animal policy. 1.2479 0.04736 121 96 20 5
2074 Tell me... how fresh is the salmon? 1.2479 0.04435 121 94 24 3
2075 I tried your wine. It was just right. 1.2479 0.05153 121 99 14 8
2076 If you're looking for the one that got away, it's on tonight's menu being served with a sour cream and dill sauce. Care to join me? 1.2479 0.04736 121 98 17 6
2077 How can you be so sure the salmon is really fresh? 1.2479 0.03942 121 91 30 0
2078 Well, did you finally get the Salmon? 1.2479 0.04736 121 96 20 5
2079 Has global warming really forced you to take a summer job as a waiter? 1.2479 0.04736 121 96 20 5
2080 My sincerest apologies for the wait, sir. Unfortunately, I was unable to procure a salmon that meets your length and weight specifications. Perhaps I can interest you in some fish sticks on the house? 1.2479 0.05018 121 98 16 7
2081 Okay, I believe you. The salmon is fresh caught 1.2479 0.04277 121 93 26 2
2082 The bull’s not coming, he’s totally under water. 1.2479 0.04588 121 95 22 4
2083 I assume the salmon is wild-caught? 1.2479 0.04435 121 94 24 3
2084 Sorry I'm late,iceberg melted. 1.2479 0.04277 121 93 26 2
2085 Swimming from the Arctic is a great reason for being late, but you didn't have to eat the sea bass along the way 1.2479 0.04736 121 96 20 5
2086 Out of salmon - again! 1.2479 0.04736 121 96 20 5
2087 On second thought, I’ll go with the farm-raised salmon. 1.2479 0.04879 121 97 18 6
2088 How could you leave me out there in the rain? 1.2479 0.04879 121 97 18 6
2089 Make your donation and I’ll see if I can put in a word about the melting ice caps. 1.2479 0.04588 121 95 22 4
2090 Couldn't find a cab 1.2479 0.05153 121 99 14 8
2091 The fresh salmon sounds good 1.2479 0.04435 121 94 24 3
2092 What’s a wet bear like you doing in a place like this? 1.2479 0.04435 121 94 24 3
2093 How does a dry martini sound? 1.2479 0.05153 121 99 14 8
2094 I bet you’re going to recommend a smoked salmon appetizer followed by a venison tenderloin—very rare—capped off with a honey-drenched blueberry compote. 1.2479 0.04879 121 97 18 6
2095 Yes, Sir. The salmon are fresh-caught. 1.2479 0.04588 121 95 22 4
2096 I ordered fresh salmon, not excuses. 1.2479 0.04736 121 96 20 5
2097 Oh good, you're here. Did you remember the salmon? 1.2479 0.04879 121 97 18 6
2098 Oh, you're fresh out of ice. 1.2479 0.04736 121 96 20 5
2099 Actually, instead of the salmon, I'll have the bison burger. 1.2479 0.04662 121 98 17 6
2100 Now that you've explained why you're a climate refugee, I won't order the Baked Alaska 1.2479 0.04879 121 97 18 6
2101 I don't care if you eat me. I still have reservations about climate change. 1.2459 0.04084 122 93 28 1
2102 Want some Company 1.2459 0.04701 122 97 20 5
2103 I don't care...you should have had an umbrella 1.2459 0.04701 122 97 20 5
2104 On second thought, I'll go with the braised pork loin instead of the wild-caught salmon. 1.2459 0.04247 122 94 26 2
2105 You're earlier than I expected. 1.2458 0.04805 118 94 19 5
2106 I'll take the fresh Salmon, no teeth marks, ​please. 1.2458 0.04329 118 91 25 2
2107 What do you mean you're out of the salmon? 1.2458 0.04953 118 95 17 6
2108 You're sure the salmon is fresh? 1.2458 0.04805 118 94 19 5
2109 So you say the salmon is freshly caught? 1.2458 0.04652 118 93 21 4
2110 Is the seal fresh or frozen? 1.2458 0.04652 118 93 21 4
2111 It is an unusual catch but a little pricey! 1.2458 0.04158 118 90 27 1
2112 A bear ate you, Linda? Is that your best excuse? 1.2458 0.04953 118 95 17 6
2113 The menu says the trout is caught without nylon line. 1.2458 0.05097 118 96 15 7
2114 You say the salmon's farm-raised AND wild-caught? 1.2458 0.04158 118 90 27 1
2115 Would it be in poor taste to order the glacier-raised fish? 1.2458 0.04805 118 94 19 5
2116 In your experience, is the salmon fresh? 1.2458 0.04953 118 95 17 6
2117 But, is it fresh? 1.2458 0.04953 118 95 17 6
2118 I guess that the fish is very, very fresh! 1.2458 0.04245 118 93 22 3
2119 Just how fresh is the 'Wild Caught Salmon' 1.2458 0.04329 118 91 25 2
2120 So, I’m guessing the Arctic char is pretty fresh? 1.2458 0.04805 118 94 19 5
2121 I really had my heart set on fresh grilled salmon, could you check just ONE more time 1.2458 0.04652 118 93 21 4
2122 I'll try the baked Alaska. 1.2458 0.05097 118 96 15 7
2123 You want to talk to me about global warming? 1.2458 0.04805 118 94 19 5
2124 I love this “stream to table” concept. I’ll have the honey glazed salmon with the side of fresh trash, thank you. 1.2458 0.05097 118 96 15 7
2125 For the last time,'taxi' has nothing to do with 'taxidermy'! 1.2458 0.04652 118 93 21 4
2126 So you're saying the salmon is humanely harvested within sustainability guidelines ? 1.2458 0.04652 118 93 21 4
2127 Look, I'm sorry about global warming and all that, but can we talk about a real crisis? I have been waiting over 15 minutes for my Pinot Grigio! 1.2458 0.04652 118 93 21 4
2128 I told you the salmon was fresh. 1.2458 0.04805 118 94 19 5
2129 You know what I miss seeing on the dessert menu is Baked Alaska... 1.2458 0.04953 118 95 17 6
2130 Smoked salmon. Poached salmon. Salmon, salmon, salmon! 1.2458 0.04805 118 94 19 5
2131 What's today's catch of the day? 1.2458 0.04652 118 93 21 4
2132 I'm sorry to hear your ice floe melted. But life goes on, and I need to order dinner now. 1.2458 0.05097 118 96 15 7
2133 The salmon is fresh, I presume?... 1.2458 0.04329 118 91 25 2
2134 On second thought I’ll have the lamb instead of the fresh-caught salmon. 1.2458 0.04805 118 94 19 5
2135 May I suggest our fresh salmon, sir? 1.2458 0.04805 118 94 19 5
2136 I know it's a pain, but do you really want to pay market price for the salmon? 1.2458 0.04805 118 94 19 5
2137 This animal rights movement stuff is unbearable 1.2458 0.04652 118 93 21 4
2138 I'll have today's special. Fresh Salmon. 1.2458 0.04805 118 94 19 5
2139 I'm guessing you're out of the catch of the day. 1.2439 0.04522 123 97 22 4
2140 Are you sure the salmon is naturally sourced? 1.2439 0.04056 123 94 28 1
2141 You have to ask for ice. 1.2437 0.04617 119 94 21 4
2142 Please tell me you’re vegan. 1.2437 0.04617 119 94 21 4
2143 Sorry for throwing my water; I’ve never been recommended the human before. 1.2437 0.04916 119 96 17 6
2144 I’m sorry, I didn’t mean to make you cry. The menu looks great. I’ll have, uh, frozen penguin ass. Yum. 1.2414 0.05140 116 95 14 7
2145 ...actually, I changed my mind. In stead of the salmon poke, I’ll just do the honeycomb salad. 1.2414 0.04519 116 91 22 3
2146 Well this explains why Wet Grizzly wasn't on the drinks menu... 1.2414 0.05140 116 95 14 7
2147 For the last time Clark, I'm not composting 1.2414 0.04682 116 92 20 4
2148 I know, right? Have they heard of AC? 1.2414 0.04682 116 92 20 4
2149 On second thought, I'll have the surf and turf. 1.2414 0.04839 116 93 18 5
2150 That’s okay. I wasn’t really in the mood for Salmon anyway. 1.2414 0.04174 116 89 26 1
2151 Was the catch of the day locally sourced? 1.2414 0.04350 116 90 24 2
2152 Ugh. Go away! You smell like a wet rug! 1.2414 0.04519 116 91 22 3
2153 So, would you recommend the coyote carrion, elk tartare or fungi with creme de campsite? 1.2414 0.04839 116 93 18 5
2154 ...Guess it’s safe to assume the Salmon is Wild-Caught 1.2414 0.04682 116 92 20 4
2155 I know good help is hard to find, but... 1.2414 0.04519 116 91 22 3
2156 Say's here the Salmon is locally sourced. 1.2414 0.04992 116 94 16 6
2157 I ran all the way here through the rain, no umbrella, no shoes, no red shirt, because Christopher Robin, we miss you. Come back to the Hundred Acre Wood. 1.2414 0.05140 116 95 14 7
2158 How do I know that the salmon is fresh? 1.2414 0.04519 116 91 22 3
2159 The salmon doesn't have to be THAT fresh! 1.2414 0.04682 116 92 20 4
2160 On second thought, I'll have the fishsticks instead of the salmon. 1.2414 0.04682 116 92 20 4
2161 On second thought, hold the salmon. I'll have the lasagna. 1.2414 0.04519 116 91 22 3
2162 Just how fresh is the Arctic char? 1.2414 0.04839 116 93 18 5
2163 On second thought, I will have the Impossible Burger. 1.2414 0.04350 116 90 24 2
2164 That salmon was supposed to be for me. 1.2393 0.04485 117 92 22 3
2165 On second thought, I’ve decided against the salmon. 1.2389 0.04749 113 90 19 4
2166 More ice? 1.2389 0.04580 113 89 21 3
2167 I asked for something from the wet bar, not the wet bear 1.2389 0.04580 113 89 21 3
2168 I don't care. I still want it on ice. 1.2389 0.04580 113 89 21 3
2169 You must be grateful, the way climate change has led to your job re-training. 1.2389 0.04749 113 90 19 4
2170 Stop worrying, I took you off the menu. 1.2389 0.04580 113 89 21 3
2171 This restaurant sure takes Halloween seriously. 1.2389 0.05071 113 92 15 6
2172 Sorry, I ordered Drizly beer, not grizzly bear. 1.2389 0.04580 113 89 21 3
2173 I'll have the 'Global Warming is a Hoax' special, please. 1.2389 0.04580 113 89 21 3
2174 Tonight’s special is freshly caught Trout 1.2389 0.04913 113 91 17 5
2175 At last! A restaurant with a guarantee of fresh salmon! 1.2389 0.04749 113 90 19 4
2176 I'll have the climate charred polar bear. 1.2389 0.05225 113 93 13 7
2177 Sorry, I went ahead and started without you. 1.2389 0.04913 113 91 17 5
2178 You're late, and don't tell me it was because of climate change. 1.2389 0.04913 113 91 17 5
2179 Can I ask you; “Is the salmon fresh?” 1.2389 0.04404 113 88 23 2
2180 I suppose you're out of the iceberg lettuce? 1.2389 0.05225 113 93 13 7
2181 Don't sweat it! Yogi and Smokey can get another table. 1.2389 0.04580 113 89 21 3
2182 This place is vegan. Are you okay with that? 1.2389 0.04749 113 90 19 4
2183 Actually, I changed my mind about the salmon. 1.2389 0.04913 113 91 17 5
2184 So, you're saying the penguin is no longer in season? 1.2389 0.04580 113 89 21 3
2185 Oh, I’m vegan. 1.2389 0.04580 113 89 21 3
2186 You are all out of the salmon? I guess I will have the venison then. 1.2389 0.04749 113 90 19 4
2187 Hmm... 'Thawed Polar Bear...' No, sorry, I didn't order you. 1.2389 0.05071 113 92 15 6
2188 I'he iceberg lettuce sounds nice. 1.2389 0.04029 113 89 19 3
2189 If it's okay with you, I'll have the salmon. 1.2389 0.04221 113 87 25 1
2190 I apologize for taking over your habitat, but do you have to guilt-trip me while I dine? 1.2389 0.04913 113 91 17 5
2191 On second thought, I won’t have the salmon. I’ll just go with the berry salad. 1.2389 0.04580 113 89 21 3
2192 Yes, I'll have the baked salmon. 1.2389 0.04221 113 87 25 1
2193 In that case, make it straight up. 1.2389 0.04580 113 89 21 3
2194 What do you recommend, the peppered penguin or the salty seal? 1.2389 0.04913 113 91 17 5
2195 I'm sorry. How fresh did you say your salmon is? 1.2389 0.04749 113 90 19 4
2196 Wet ‘n Wild (?) 1.2389 0.05071 113 92 15 6
2197 I assume the salmon is not available tonight. 1.2389 0.04221 113 87 25 1
2198 I guess this means you’re out of salmon 1.2389 0.04580 113 89 21 3
2199 I changed my mind,I don't want the salmon after all. 1.2389 0.04749 113 90 19 4
2200 A little hand sanitizer on the paws would have sufficed. 1.2389 0.04314 113 90 20 3
2201 ... and we just added fresh caught salmon to our specials 1.2389 0.04221 113 87 25 1
2202 All right then, I’ll have the honey dipped tiger shark. 1.2389 0.04221 113 87 25 1
2203 I thought we agreed to no vinyasa on date night 1.2389 0.04913 113 91 17 5
2204 I'm going to assume the salmon is fresh. 1.2389 0.04580 113 89 21 3
2205 No, we’re all out of cats and dogs. 1.2389 0.04913 113 91 17 5
2206 Can I assume, then, that the salmon is fresh? 1.2389 0.04749 113 90 19 4
2207 Still, sparkling or melting? 1.2389 0.04749 113 90 19 4
2208 And the salmon is fresh caught? 1.2389 0.04404 113 88 23 2
2209 No sockeye? Okay, I'll have the farmed stuff. 1.2389 0.04913 113 91 17 5
2210 So you're sure you're out of the walrus? 1.2389 0.04749 113 90 19 4
2211 I get it. You're recommending the baked Alaska. 1.2389 0.04749 113 90 19 4
2212 Actually, instead of the salmon, I think I'll have the ahi tuna. 1.2389 0.04580 113 89 21 3
2213 Will you bear with me a second while I look at the menu? 1.2373 0.04915 118 96 16 6
2214 It appears the cupboard is bear. 1.2373 0.04611 118 94 20 4
2215 Sorry I’m late. It’s pouring out there. 1.2373 0.04611 118 94 20 4
2216 We're sorry, Sir, there's no ice; it all melted. 1.2373 0.05061 118 97 14 7
2217 Robert, chill - you're sweating like a nun in a field of cucumbers. 1.2368 0.04874 114 92 17 5
2218 Better sit down, Boris, the waiter’s been by twice already. 1.2368 0.05183 114 94 13 7
2219 I take it salmon is back on the menu. 1.2368 0.04370 114 89 23 2
2220 'I can't bear the heat either...' 1.2368 0.04545 114 90 21 3
2221 OK, I admit it. There might be something to all this global warming talk. 1.2368 0.04545 114 90 21 3
2222 Sorry, pic-a-nic basket isn't on the menu. 1.2368 0.04874 114 92 17 5
2223 Waiter, ahem, I ordered the lemon drizzly pear for dessert" Mark Taubert, Cardiff, U 1.2368 0.05031 114 93 15 6
2224 I'm assuming the salmon special is no longer available. 1.2368 0.04545 114 90 21 3
2225 Obviously, I want your fish of the day. 1.2368 0.05031 114 93 15 6
2226 Wait, I ordered the wet bar, not the wet bear. 1.2368 0.04712 114 91 19 4
2227 Yes, I'm sure the salmon is fresh . . . but is there any left? 1.2368 0.05031 114 93 15 6
2228 So there's no ice, no salmon, and you're clean out of waiters too? 1.2368 0.05031 114 93 15 6
2229 Sorry about those icecaps 1.2368 0.04545 114 90 21 3
2230 I assume the salmon is fresh? 1.2368 0.04874 114 92 17 5
2231 I'll have the salmon ...assuming it's Alaskan and not that Nova Scotia crap . . . 1.2368 0.04874 114 92 17 5
2232 Duck à L’Orange - Bruin à Le Deluge, Duck à L’Orange - Bruin à Le Deluge? Which would you say goes best with a young Gewurztraminer. 1.2368 0.04545 114 90 21 3
2233 How's the salmon today? 1.2368 0.04189 114 88 25 1
2234 I ordered the fresh Endangered Species, not the Climate Change special. 1.2368 0.05031 114 93 15 6
2235 Sorry, I just ordered the last salmon. 1.2368 0.03901 114 94 16 4
2236 So you're drowning because I eat meat? 1.2368 0.04545 114 90 21 3
2237 How is the climate change appetizer? 1.2368 0.04874 114 92 17 5
2238 Apologies from the chef, I can personally assure you that we are out of arctic char at the moment! 1.2368 0.04281 114 90 20 3
2239 I said ‘haricots verts,’ not hairy wet bear! 1.2368 0.05183 114 94 13 7
2240 Wow, you’re really pushing the fresh salmon tonight. 1.2368 0.04712 114 91 19 4
2241 I’ll be having the seal tartar on ice and you? 1.2368 0.04545 114 90 21 3
2242 Yes, I know about the global warming, the Pinot Noir is lacking in complexity. 1.2368 0.04712 114 91 19 4
2243 I get it. The seafood is fresh and locally-sourced, but is it gluten-free? 1.2368 0.04370 114 89 23 2
2244 Wait. What? There's no more salmon? 1.2368 0.05031 114 93 15 6
2245 What do you mean there’s no iceberg lettuce? 1.2368 0.04712 114 91 19 4
2246 Sorry, can you go over the salmon special one more time? 1.2368 0.04370 114 89 23 2
2247 Then I’ll have the steak. 1.2368 0.04874 114 92 17 5
2248 Is the seal special of the day fresh or previously frozen? 1.2368 0.04370 114 89 23 2
2249 C’mon, can I get my suit back? 1.2368 0.04545 114 95 13 6
2250 How's the Alaskan salmon? 1.2368 0.04370 114 94 15 5
2251 I can tell by the look on your face that you are out of salmon. 1.2368 0.04545 114 90 21 3
2252 I’m on time. But something’s ALWAYS melting with you. 1.2368 0.04370 114 89 23 2
2253 I see you came up empty. Forget the salmon, I’ll go with the grilled venison. 1.2368 0.04545 114 90 21 3
2254 Yes. Fresh caught salmon. 1.2368 0.04545 114 90 21 3
2255 Do you know whether the Salmon is wild or farm fed? 1.2368 0.04370 114 89 23 2
2256 Bear with me , I’m late 1.2368 0.04874 114 92 17 5
2257 I ordered an ice-cold beer. 1.2368 0.04874 114 92 17 5
2258 I hate to do this, but could you cancel the salmon and bring me a steak. 1.2368 0.05031 114 93 15 6
2259 I agree that your service is legendary, but I asked for a tall honey-like wheat beer. 1.2368 0.04874 114 92 17 5
2260 My name is Bruce. I’ll be your bear this evening. 1.2368 0.04874 114 92 17 5
2261 Another order of the salmon, please 1.2368 0.04712 114 91 19 4
2262 Now do you believe the fish is fresh? 1.2368 0.04370 114 89 23 2
2263 It says here 'wild salmon,' but how do I know it's not 'farm raised'? 1.2368 0.04874 114 92 17 5
2264 You forgot your umbrella? 1.2368 0.05031 114 93 15 6
2265 So, I assume that is safe to say that fresh salmon will NOT be on the menu tonight. 1.2368 0.04545 114 90 21 3
2266 Is the bearnaise usually served hot? 1.2368 0.04370 114 89 23 2
2267 Our salmon is super fresh 1.2368 0.04712 114 91 19 4
2268 I recommend the Baked Alaska. 1.2368 0.04712 114 91 19 4
2269 You're telling me a bull did that to you? 1.2368 0.04370 114 89 23 2
2270 ‘’Do you really expect me to believe there are no wild salmon on the entire planet?” 1.2368 0.04370 114 89 23 2
2271 Will you tell my server I wanted my meat rare, but not this rare. 1.2368 0.03999 114 92 19 3
2272 So you're telling me you're out of salmon? 1.2368 0.04370 114 89 23 2
2273 You're ruining the carpet 1.2368 0.04874 114 92 17 5
2274 Stop nagging me about global warming. 1.2368 0.04545 114 90 21 3
2275 So I take it arctic cod is on today's menu. 1.2368 0.04712 114 91 19 4
2276 I suppose your salmon is fresh and local? 1.2368 0.04545 114 90 21 3
2277 Sorry, but why are you positive the salmon is fresh? 1.2368 0.04545 114 90 21 3
2278 Wait! I thought 'The Dripping Grizzly' was some new artisan cocktail? 1.2348 0.04510 115 91 21 3
2279 You interrupt my lunch to tell me about climate change! 1.2348 0.04676 115 92 19 4
2280 I ordered you a merlot 1.2348 0.04510 115 91 21 3
2281 No salmon? Ok...how is the gazpacho? 1.2348 0.04337 115 90 23 2
2282 This is why you should just stick to picnic baskets. 1.2342 0.04949 111 90 16 5
2283 Exactly how fresh is the salmon? 1.2342 0.05112 111 91 14 6
2284 You look like you could use a Polar Vortex! 1.2342 0.05112 111 91 14 6
2285 May I suggest the salmon? 1.2342 0.04236 111 86 24 1
2286 Chill out! 1.2342 0.04607 111 88 20 3
2287 I know you have your own ways but it would have been wise to use the restroom. 1.2342 0.05112 111 91 14 6
2288 No, I asked if this hotel has a swim-up bar. 1.2342 0.04607 111 88 20 3
2289 Been fishing for salmon all afternoon. Promise me you will order it. 1.2342 0.04781 111 89 18 4
2290 Am I right to assume that your wild salmon is extremely fresh? 1.2342 0.04425 111 87 22 2
2291 So, no fresh salmon? 1.2342 0.04425 111 87 22 2
2292 Does the salmon tartare come without claw marks? 1.2342 0.04949 111 90 16 5
2293 I'll wait while you change out of that wet fur. 1.2342 0.05112 111 91 14 6
2294 I must have mispronounced "bearnaise." 1.2342 0.04781 111 89 18 4
2295 You swam all the way here just to tell me not to order the BIG BEAR BURGER" 1.2342 0.05112 111 91 14 6
2296 OK, I'll have the fresh-caught salmon but without tooth marks please. 1.2342 0.04425 111 87 22 2
2297 Well I really had my heart set on the salmon 1.2342 0.04236 111 86 24 1
2298 On second thought, salmon is so yesterday. 1.2342 0.04425 111 87 22 2
2299 You say we are out of iceberg lettuce because why? 1.2342 0.04949 111 90 16 5
2300 Nooo...I said I wanted ATLANTIC Salmon 1.2342 0.04607 111 88 20 3
2301 Seeing as I feel somewhat responsible for the Arctic ice melting and all that, I'd like to buy you a nice salmon dinner. 1.2342 0.04949 111 90 16 5
2302 I can personally assure you sir that the salmon is indeed fresh caught. 1.2342 0.04949 111 90 16 5
2303 What did you say you are out of? Your element? 1.2342 0.04607 111 88 20 3
2304 If it's not too much trouble, I'd like the wild salmon as well. 1.2328 0.04304 116 91 23 2
2305 I'm guessing that a glass of ice water is out of the question. 1.2328 0.04798 116 94 17 5
2306 If you think you're scary then you should look at the price for the entrees." 1.2321 0.04743 112 90 18 4
2307 I've changed my mind about the salmon 1.2321 0.04390 112 88 22 2
2308 We ran out of ice. 1.2321 0.04570 112 89 20 3
2309 I'm really sorry your ice pack is melting, but could you step back a bit so you don't drip on my table. 1.2321 0.04743 112 90 18 4
2310 I'll have the steel head salmon 1.2321 0.04203 112 87 24 1
2311 How fresh is the salmon special? 1.2321 0.04390 112 88 22 2
2312 You say the salmon is good? 1.2321 0.04909 112 91 16 5
2313 How fresh is the salmon today? 1.2321 0.04570 112 89 20 3
2314 But is the Arctic char fresh? 1.2321 0.04743 112 90 18 4
2315 you didn't believe the ice would melt, hm? 1.2321 0.04909 112 91 16 5
2316 'What would you like me to say? They only had one seat available" 1.2321 0.04743 112 90 18 4
2317 Are you sure you’re out of salmon? 1.2321 0.04570 112 89 20 3
2318 Barry, it’s winter. I can’t ask them to turn on the AC. 1.2321 0.04909 112 91 16 5
2319 Is the “Catch of the Day” fresh? 1.2321 0.04390 112 88 22 2
2320 I'm sorry sir, we're out fur seal, caribou, and moose. In fact, we're just about out of everything. 1.2321 0.05071 112 92 14 6
2321 Yes sir! The seals are running and delicious with a dry white wine. 1.2321 0.04390 112 88 22 2
2322 Just checked...out of salmon, too. 1.2321 0.04909 112 91 16 5
2323 I see that you've added Baked Alaska to the menu? 1.2321 0.04570 112 89 20 3
2324 This place must have a secret for finding such fresh salmon! 1.2321 0.05227 112 93 12 7
2325 Now I'm supposed to believe the polar bears are melting too? 1.2321 0.04570 112 89 20 3
2326 Global warming does take a toll... sit, and have a Chardonnay... 1.2321 0.05071 112 92 14 6
2327 Well, in that case, I'll take the halibut. 1.2301 0.04870 113 92 16 5
2328 So you’re out of the wild salmon? 1.2301 0.04870 113 92 16 5
2329 I'm guessing fresh salmon is off the menu tonight? 1.2301 0.04534 113 90 20 3
2330 If I led you on, I'm sorry. 1.2301 0.04870 113 92 16 5
2331 And you can personally ensure that the salmon is fresh? 1.2301 0.04534 113 90 20 3
2332 Apparently the bare necessities doesn't include an umbrella 1.2301 0.05030 113 93 14 6
2333 Wow. I guess they do have the best salmon in the city. 1.2301 0.04705 113 91 18 4
2334 So, how 'freshly caught' is the salmon? 1.2301 0.04870 113 92 16 5
2335 And just how fresh is the wild salmon? 1.2301 0.04705 113 91 18 4
2336 How’s the salmon, is it fresh? 1.2301 0.04534 113 90 20 3
2337 I ordered meat rare, not wet bear. 1.2301 0.04870 113 92 16 5
2338 You can thank climate change for your employment. 1.2301 0.04171 113 88 24 1
2339 Dry yourself off then get me another drink. 1.2301 0.04705 113 91 18 4
2340 I don't care how far you have to swim. I want the FRESH salmon 1.2301 0.04870 113 92 16 5
2341 How 'fresh' is this salmon exactly? 1.2301 0.04705 113 91 18 4
2342 Well, I did say I liked the wet and wild look 1.2294 0.04633 109 87 19 3
2343 I changed my mind about the Alaskan Salmon. 1.2294 0.04446 109 86 21 2
2344 The fresh salmon, how is it prepared? 1.2294 0.04813 109 88 17 4
2345 I'm not Al Gore, but I'll shake your hand if you insist. 1.2294 0.04633 109 87 19 3
2346 Now... to go with the 'Fresh-caught Salmon'... 1.2294 0.04813 109 88 17 4
2347 Sorry it's a table for one 1.2294 0.04633 109 87 19 3
2348 I hear the weather is unbearable. 1.2294 0.04986 109 89 15 5
2349 That's my idea of fresh salmon! 1.2294 0.04446 109 86 21 2
2350 Sorry to interrupt your sleep, but I'm ready to order. 1.2294 0.04986 109 89 15 5
2351 A sweet little girl with blond locks told me the food here was just right. 1.2294 0.04446 109 86 21 2
2352 I'll have the broiled chinook salmon. 1.2294 0.04813 109 88 17 4
2353 Please don’t drip in my wine 1.2294 0.04446 109 86 21 2
2354 Thanks to climate change you're employed. 1.2294 0.04633 109 87 19 3
2355 What do you mean, "we have no salmon"? 1.2294 0.04250 109 85 23 1
2356 I don't care how fresh it is, I want just the grubs and blueberries. 1.2294 0.04986 109 89 15 5
2357 Would the bull also come au jus? 1.2294 0.04446 109 86 21 2
2358 I see "Baked Alaska" is off the menu... 1.2294 0.04633 109 87 19 3
2359 Waiter, can you tell me what 'The Climate Change Special' is? 1.2294 0.04813 109 88 17 4
2360 I didn't think you would come in the rain, but I haven't ordered yet. 1.2294 0.04446 109 86 21 2
2361 The Yelp reviewer said your salmon isn't fresh enough.... 1.2294 0.04986 109 89 15 5
2362 My home has melted. Can I please live here with you? 1.2294 0.04633 109 87 19 3
2363 Steve, I enjoyed our time together but ultimately cosplay reminds me too much of environmental collapse for me to maintain an erection. 1.2294 0.04813 109 88 17 4
2364 All I ordered was bear claws. 1.2294 0.04446 109 86 21 2
2365 If you can't catch a tuna how about flounder? 1.2294 0.04813 109 88 17 4
2366 Okay, so it is a big deal that the wild salmon is freshly caught, but do I really have to hear about the one that got away? 1.2294 0.04986 109 89 15 5
2367 You mean to tell me you went all the way to the North Pole and back and didn't find any ice? Poppycock! 1.2294 0.04813 109 88 17 4
2368 This global warming isn't much fun, maybe you should consider the vegan option. 1.2294 0.04446 109 86 21 2
2369 The wine is terrible, but I don't suppose you can bring me a dry martini. 1.2294 0.04250 109 85 23 1
2370 Sounds like wild-caught B.S. to me. 1.2294 0.04149 109 87 20 2
2371 I'll start with the freshly caught salmon, of course. 1.2294 0.04986 109 89 15 5
2372 How are you so sure the salmon is fresh? 1.2294 0.04986 109 89 15 5
2373 The salmon is very fresh. Trust me. 1.2294 0.04986 109 89 15 5
2374 The seal meat is very fresh sir! 1.2294 0.04250 109 85 23 1
2375 I assume that’s a no on the salmon, then. 1.2294 0.04633 109 87 19 3
2376 OK, then I'll take the farm-raised. 1.2294 0.04045 109 84 25 0
2377 Is the stream to table salmon very fresh? 1.2294 0.04633 109 87 19 3
2378 You say the salmon is freshly caught, but by ...whom 1.2294 0.04813 109 88 17 4
2379 Hmm, how fresh did you say the wild salmon is? 1.2294 0.04633 109 87 19 3
2380 Bear with me... climate change! 1.2294 0.05316 109 91 11 7
2381 I asked you to shower and put on your best suit, not vice versa. 1.2294 0.04813 109 88 17 4
2382 It might be best for the both of us if you went back to where you came from. 1.2294 0.04813 109 88 17 4
2383 Sparkling or still? 1.2294 0.04986 109 89 15 5
2384 Left your umbrella at the office again? 1.2294 0.04986 109 89 15 5
2385 Is the iceberg lettuce fresh? 1.2294 0.04633 109 87 19 3
2386 I read it was raining cats and dogs, but this is unbearable. 1.2294 0.04633 109 87 19 3
2387 You should probably keep your tinder profile picture bare. 1.2294 0.04813 109 88 17 4
2388 For my entree I'll have the Artic char and for dessert the Baked Alaska. 1.2294 0.04633 109 86 19 3
2389 Is the salmon fresh or farm raised? 1.2294 0.04446 109 86 21 2
2390 Can I assume the Eskimo Pie contains real Eskimo? 1.2294 0.04250 109 85 23 1
2391 I really don't care how fresh-caught the walrus is.. 1.2294 0.04446 109 86 21 2
2392 I appreciate the effort, but I don't feel like fish today. 1.2294 0.04813 109 88 17 4
2393 There’s a restroom here. The “bear in the woods” thing is strictly optional. 1.2294 0.04633 109 87 19 3
2394 And how am I supposed to know the salmon is truly fresh? 1.2294 0.04446 109 86 21 2
2395 How's your Baked Alaska ? 1.2294 0.04633 109 87 19 3
2396 So.. would you reccomend the catch of the day? 1.2294 0.04986 109 89 15 5
2397 your sure the salmon is fresh caught Sockeye .... 1.2294 0.04446 109 86 21 2
2398 Ummmm, ok no salmon, then I’ll take your recommendation and have the elk. 1.2294 0.04633 109 87 19 3
2399 I asked for a waiter, not a wader. 1.2294 0.04446 109 86 21 2
2400 How can I trust the salmon is as fresh as you say? 1.2294 0.04250 109 85 23 1
2401 Sorry-the catch of day eludes me. 1.2294 0.04250 109 85 23 1
2402 I'll have the salmon, but, please, no teeth marks. 1.2294 0.04813 109 88 17 4
2403 Fresh-caught salmon, huh? Thanks, I'll have it!" 1.2294 0.04813 109 88 17 4
2404 The bouquet does say climate change 1.2294 0.04446 109 86 21 2
2405 Okay, I'll take your word that the salmon is fresh. 1.2294 0.04813 109 88 17 4
2406 I was hoping for the poached salmon, but you're telling me you had a bad day? 1.2294 0.04633 109 87 19 3
2407 Is it August already? I must have overslept. 1.2294 0.04446 109 86 20 2
2408 I asked for a dry white and they send me a wet brown. 1.2294 0.04986 109 89 15 5
2409 You've convinced me that the salmon is fresh 1.2294 0.04633 109 87 19 3
2410 Thanks for going out of your way, but I wanted a 'nice' cap, something to cap off a nice night. 1.2294 0.04986 109 89 15 5
2411 I get your point, it is awkward being monitored while you eat. 1.2294 0.04446 109 86 21 2
2412 Sorry,my ice melted too. 1.2294 0.04446 109 86 21 2
2413 How much more for freshly caught? 1.2294 0.04633 109 87 19 3
2414 The menu says 'freshwater' salmon - how do I know that's true? 1.2294 0.04446 109 86 21 2
2415 No, I changed my mind, instead of the fresh salmon, I’ll have the fresh venison. 1.2294 0.04813 109 88 17 4
2416 Can you really recommend an exotic meat, or are you just all wet? 1.2294 0.04813 109 88 17 4
2417 I see you're out of the wild-caught salmon. 1.2294 0.04633 109 87 19 3
2418 Looks like you finally put out the kitchen fire. 1.2294 0.04446 109 86 21 2
2419 On second thought, forget the salmon. I’ll have chicken. 1.2294 0.04633 109 87 19 3
2420 For the last time, I don't want honey on my bread. No matter how farm-to-table it is. 1.2294 0.04446 109 86 21 2
2421 Excuse me, wetter? 1.2294 0.04250 109 85 23 1
2422 Do you guarantee that the salmon is fresh? 1.2273 0.04773 110 89 17 4
2423 Dry off and pull up a chair, I'll order the honeycomb. 1.2273 0.04410 110 87 21 2
2424 The ice may be melting but I am here to eat dinner. 1.2273 0.04595 110 88 19 3
2425 And you guarantee that it's fresh, not frozen?” 1.2273 0.04410 110 87 21 2
2426 What is the catch of the day? 1.2273 0.04410 110 87 21 2
2427 Now that I think about it, I'll try the Baked Alaska while you still have it. 1.2273 0.04504 110 89 16 4
2428 Is the salmon farm raised or fresh caught? 1.2273 0.04773 110 89 17 4
2429 I’ll have a Coke. 1.2273 0.04945 110 90 15 5
2430 bear with me for a minute 1.2273 0.05111 110 91 13 6
2431 On second thought, I'll have the steak instead of the salmon. 1.2273 0.04595 110 88 19 3
2432 Is there anything on the menu other than salmon?" 1.2273 0.04773 110 89 17 4
2433 The salmon you say is how fresh? 1.2273 0.04773 110 89 17 4
2434 OK. So salmon's off. I'll go for the barbecued hunter. 1.2273 0.04410 110 87 21 2
2435 How's the salmon today? Fresh? 1.2273 0.04595 110 88 19 3
2436 Not now with the frozen ice caps! I’m starving. 1.2273 0.04410 110 87 21 2
2437 With or without ice? 1.2273 0.05111 110 91 13 6
2438 The woods are still better than this place's restrooms. 1.2273 0.04217 110 86 23 1
2439 I'll have the fresh-caught salmon. 1.2273 0.04595 110 88 19 3
2440 Can we share? I haven't been able to get out on ice since yesterday. 1.2273 0.04595 110 88 19 3
2441 Is the salmon fresh or frozen? 1.2273 0.04773 110 89 17 4
2442 Are you really fresh off an ice floe? 1.2273 0.04410 110 87 21 2
2443 Perhaps I'll have the melting icecap for dessert, please. 1.2273 0.04595 110 88 19 3
2444 I see that the salmon is fresh. 1.2273 0.04117 110 88 20 2
2445 And for desert, I would like the Baked Alaska. 1.2273 0.04945 110 90 15 5
2446 Je vourdrais....oh, do you speak French? 1.2273 0.04595 110 88 19 3
2447 On second thought, I'll have the beef instead of the salmon. 1.2273 0.04595 110 88 19 3
2448 Let me guess, you're all out of the salmon too. 1.2273 0.04217 110 86 23 1
2449 Please bring me, anything but the Polar Bear steak. 1.2273 0.04595 110 88 19 3
2450 I’m sorry. We’re all out of the salmon. 1.2273 0.04773 110 89 17 4
2451 The Atlantic Salmon, no make that Pacific... 1.2273 0.04773 110 89 17 4
2452 The salmon is fresh caught. 1.2273 0.04410 110 87 21 2
2453 It’s whet one’s appetite, not wet 1.2273 0.04595 110 88 19 3
2454 How's today's salmon? 1.2273 0.04217 110 86 23 1
2455 I'll have the smoked salmon. 1.2273 0.04410 110 87 21 2
2456 Bear with me a moment. 1.2273 0.04314 110 88 18 3
2457 No salmon? Then I'll have the beet salad instead. 1.2273 0.04773 110 89 17 4
2458 Is the grilled salmon, farm raised or wild? 1.2273 0.04773 110 89 17 4
2459 I highly recommend the fish. 1.2273 0.04595 110 88 19 3
2460 So, you caught the fish this morning?" 1.2273 0.04410 110 87 21 2
2461 This is the last time I go on a date using Bumble 1.2273 0.04314 110 89 18 3
2462 It says here that the salmon was caught just minutes ago. 1.2273 0.04945 110 90 15 5
2463 I'll have the fresh salmon with honey, but hold the carrion. 1.2273 0.04595 110 88 19 3
2464 On second thought, I'll skip the fish. 1.2273 0.04410 110 87 21 2
2465 I’ll have one more salmon please 1.2273 0.04773 110 89 17 4
2466 Sorry sir no salmon today 1.2273 0.04945 110 90 15 5
2467 Well if there's no fresh salmon, how about halibut? 1.2273 0.04595 110 88 19 3
2468 I ordered wild salmon, not lame excuses. 1.2273 0.04410 110 87 21 2
2469 So much for the fish special. 1.2273 0.04773 110 89 17 4
2470 ...and with extra ice. 1.2273 0.04945 110 90 15 5
2471 And why may I ask are you not recommending any beef dishes? 1.2273 0.04595 110 88 19 3
2472 Can I have some napkins? 1.2273 0.04410 110 87 21 2
2473 I guess we're both in need of a change... 1.2273 0.04945 110 90 15 5
2474 No, I had the freshly caught salmon last time. 1.2273 0.04595 110 88 19 3
2475 I actually wanted just the water. 1.2273 0.04773 110 89 17 4
2476 I probably shouldn't order the Salmon, huh....? 1.2273 0.04595 110 88 19 3
2477 I decided against the fresh caught trout. 1.2273 0.04410 110 87 21 2
2478 I see that your salmon is locally sourced … and bearly concealed. 1.2273 0.04217 110 86 23 1
2479 I could use some more ice in my water, whenever you get a chance. 1.2273 0.04595 110 88 19 3
2480 Are you sure the salmon is wild-caught and not farmed? 1.2273 0.04217 110 86 23 1
2481 Well, in that case, instead of the fresh salmon I will have the sole...... 1.2273 0.04595 110 88 19 3
2482 This heat is unbearable. 1.2273 0.04217 110 86 23 1
2483 This place takes 'forest to plate' too literally 1.2273 0.04410 110 87 21 2
2484 Would you think it was funny if I ordered the Baked Alaska? 1.2273 0.04410 110 87 21 2
2485 Actually, I’m in more of a pasta mood. 1.2273 0.04595 110 88 19 3
2486 May I assume you're Russian? 1.2273 0.04595 110 88 19 3
2487 Not my fault, I drive a Lexus. 1.2273 0.04217 110 86 23 1
2488 Can you speak to the freshness of the salmon? 1.2273 0.04773 110 89 17 4
2489 So the salmon is fresh then? 1.2273 0.04410 110 86 21 2
2490 It doesn’t say here whether the fish is wild-caught... 1.2273 0.04595 110 88 19 3
2491 I would like the salmon this evening, but only if it is fresh caught! 1.2273 0.04773 110 89 17 4
2492 On second thought, instead of the salmon, I'll have chicken. 1.2273 0.04595 110 88 19 3
2493 How fresh is the salmon tonight? 1.2273 0.04217 110 86 23 1
2494 'This one is too wet!' Mr. Goldilocks exclaimed. 1.2273 0.04773 110 89 17 4
2495 No, I ordered freshly squeezed pear juice 1.2273 0.04945 110 90 15 5
2496 Is the trout freshly caught? 1.2273 0.04410 110 87 21 2
2497 Have you seen my waiter? He went out to close his car windows" 1.2273 0.04945 110 90 15 5
2498 Is the salmon farm-raised or wild? 1.2273 0.04595 110 88 19 3
2499 No, I asked for a wet burrito. 1.2273 0.04773 110 89 17 4
2500 Our special tonight is freshly caught salmon. 1.2273 0.04217 110 86 23 1
2501 How long will the salmon take? 1.2273 0.04410 110 87 21 2
2502 No more iceberg lettuce, you say? 1.2273 0.04410 110 87 21 2
2503 I get it. You love the Salmon. 1.2273 0.03909 110 87 22 1
2504 You have no idea how happy I'll be when they take the fresh salmon off the menu. 1.2273 0.04945 110 90 15 5
2505 Is it too late to change my mind about the salmon? 1.2273 0.04410 110 87 21 2
2506 Why are you looking at me like that? All I said was 'I'll have the Baked Alaska.' 1.2273 0.04595 110 88 19 3
2507 OK, forget the seal, I’ll have the steak. 1.2273 0.04595 110 88 19 3
2508 I guess you're out of the salmon. 1.2273 0.04410 110 87 21 2
2509 Yes, I will have the fresh salmon 1.2273 0.04595 110 88 19 3
2510 You’ve convinced me, I’’ll have the trout! 1.2273 0.04217 110 86 23 1
2511 It seems we’re out of the Salmon. 1.2273 0.04410 110 87 21 2
2512 We’re all out of the salmon. 1.2273 0.04773 110 89 17 4
2513 It's called evolution and of course your descendants will be able to swim 1.2273 0.04410 110 87 21 2
2514 Yes, I will have the salmon. 1.2273 0.04410 110 87 21 2
2515 I'll have the arctic char. 1.2273 0.04217 110 86 23 1
2516 Got any salmon? 1.2273 0.04945 110 90 15 5
2517 Is this salmon really "fresh caught"? 1.2273 0.04217 110 86 23 1
2518 This IS wild salmon, right? 1.2273 0.04773 110 89 17 4
2519 I was hoping for fresh salmon, but thanks for for checking on that 1.2273 0.04945 110 90 15 5
2520 Is your salmon farm raised or fresh caught? 1.2273 0.04595 110 88 19 3
2521 Ok, so the river trout is freshly caught 1.2273 0.04595 110 88 19 3
2522 I hear good things about the baked Alaska. 1.2273 0.04945 110 90 15 5
2523 Sorry, you still can't convince me that Climate Change is not a hoax. 1.2273 0.04410 110 87 21 2
2524 On second thought, instead of the fresh salmon, I’ll have the trout. 1.2273 0.04945 110 90 15 5
2525 I'll have the farm raised salmon then. 1.2273 0.04410 110 87 21 2
2526 I'll ask for extra napkins. 1.2273 0.04595 110 88 19 3
2527 Your salmon, is it fresh? 1.2273 0.04410 110 87 21 2
2528 Yes sir. The salmon is very, very fresh. 1.2273 0.05111 110 91 13 6
2529 Is your trout fresh? 1.2273 0.04595 110 88 19 3
2530 I suppose you're out of salmon? 1.2273 0.05271 110 92 11 7
2531 Something dry, perhaps? 1.2273 0.04595 110 88 19 3
2532 Is the salmon line caught ? 1.2273 0.04945 110 90 15 5
2533 Whaddya mean your outa fresh salmon? 1.2273 0.04595 110 88 19 3
2534 Do you any recommendations besides the wild-caught Alasksan salmon 1.2273 0.04410 110 87 21 2
2535 Tinder gone wrong! 1.2273 0.04945 110 90 15 5
2536 And you recommend the leg o' man? 1.2273 0.04595 110 88 19 3
2537 On second thought, I won't have the Baked Alaska... 1.2273 0.04945 110 90 15 5
2538 It’s difficult to believe the trout is line-caught. 1.2273 0.04773 110 89 17 4
2539 How can you be “out” of wild salmon? 1.2273 0.04773 110 89 17 4
2540 I don't want the salmon. 1.2273 0.04773 110 89 17 4
2541 So you personally vouch for the freshness of the salmon? 1.2273 0.04773 110 89 17 4
2542 I said I haven't seen your cubs. I don't even know where my own kids are. 1.2273 0.04945 110 90 15 5
2543 Fresh-caught is perfect but no bite marks, please. 1.2273 0.04410 110 87 21 2
2544 Why should I care if the poles have melted, if I can still have ice cream for dessert. 1.2273 0.04773 110 89 17 4
2545 So no wild-caught salmon? 1.2273 0.04410 110 87 21 2
2546 I know the polar ice caps are melting, but I still don't think they'll let you in without a jacket and tie. 1.2273 0.04773 110 89 17 4
2547 I'm sorry, sir, but no luck with the fresh caught salmon today. Would you care for something else? 1.2273 0.04217 110 86 23 1
2548 So you're the proof the salmon is fresh? Not very convincing. I'll have the ribeye, medium rare. 1.2264 0.04886 106 86 16 4
2549 How fresh are your bear meat steaks? 1.2264 0.04886 106 86 16 4
2550 Yes, I'm feeling nervous myself. 1.2264 0.05240 106 88 12 6
2551 I wanted to know if the salmon is farm-raised or wild. 1.2264 0.04886 106 86 16 4
2552 Did it have a name? 1.2264 0.04299 106 83 22 1
2553 Is the fish wild or farmed? 1.2264 0.04503 106 84 20 2
2554 Well then forget the salmon...how's the meat loaf?? 1.2264 0.04698 106 85 18 3
2555 You say there's no seal on today's menu? 1.2264 0.03858 106 86 18 2
2556 Can't go over it, can't go under it, have to sit down to dinner with it. 1.2264 0.04886 106 86 16 4
2557 Actually..I'll have the fish from the South Pole instead. 1.2264 0.04698 106 85 18 3
2558 So, you're telling me there are no more icebergs? Gosh, I really wanted the wedge salad. What am I supposed to do now? 1.2264 0.04503 106 84 20 2
2559 I feel your pain. I've been on a bit of a fast myself. 1.2264 0.04698 106 85 18 3
2560 How fresh is the Salmon really? 1.2264 0.04886 106 86 16 4
2561 How fresh is the fish? 1.2264 0.04886 106 86 16 4
2562 I’ve decided against the salmon, after all. 1.2264 0.04698 106 85 18 3
2563 You were at the river for over an hour and didn't even get my salmon? 1.2264 0.04698 106 85 18 3
2564 No, I would not like to try the steak instead of the salmon. 1.2264 0.04698 106 85 18 3
2565 don't tell me, your iceberg melted again and that's why you're late 1.2264 0.04886 106 86 16 4
2566 So you say the salmon is the freshest? 1.2264 0.04886 106 86 16 4
2567 Darn, I really had a taste for salmon. 1.2264 0.04503 106 84 20 2
2568 The salmon is pretty fresh 1.2264 0.04886 106 86 16 4
2569 So, no fresh salmon then? 1.2264 0.04503 106 84 20 2
2570 Do you still offer the baked Alaska? 1.2264 0.04886 106 86 16 4
2571 And I thought dining alone was embearrassing. 1.2264 0.04503 106 84 20 2
2572 So, you're out of the wild caught coho salmon, you say. 1.2264 0.04299 106 83 22 1
2573 How can you be sure the salmon is fresh? 1.2264 0.04698 106 85 18 3
2574 Well, if the fresh salmon is no longer available, I might try the crab. 1.2264 0.04886 106 86 16 4
2575 So I guess you're out of salmon. 1.2264 0.04886 106 86 16 4
2576 So you’re saying the salmon is extremely fresh? 1.2264 0.04698 106 85 18 3
2577 If you’re out of salmon then give me the blackened redfish. 1.2264 0.04698 106 85 18 3
2578 But I had my heart set on salmon. 1.2264 0.04503 106 84 20 2
2579 No luck with the salmon, but could I interest you in the veal? 1.2264 0.04886 106 86 16 4
2580 no fresh fish today huh? 1.2264 0.04698 106 85 18 3
2581 We’re out of salmon. 1.2264 0.05066 106 87 14 5
2582 So how fresh is your salmon tonight? 1.2264 0.04698 106 85 18 3
2583 ''Let me guess. You chased Goldilocks into the river. I told you to just get a door lock! Now you're late for our date. 1.2264 0.05573 106 90 8 8
2584 I'm sorry sir, but it seems we're out of both the fresh salmon and rainbow trout. If you're having dessert, I can recommend the baked Alaska, though. 1.2264 0.04886 106 86 16 4
2585 I made a faux pas when I asked for ice, didn't I? 1.2264 0.04084 106 82 24 0
2586 Would it be too much to ask for the bare necessities to include an umbrella Dave? 1.2264 0.04886 106 86 16 4
2587 What took you so long? My ice is starting to melt. 1.2264 0.05409 106 89 10 7
2588 You couldn't catch any Salmon? Fine, I'll have the chicken. 1.2264 0.04503 106 84 20 2
2589 Okay. What about the rainbow trout? 1.2264 0.04886 106 86 16 4
2590 Believe me. The salmon couldn’t be any fresher. 1.2264 0.04698 106 85 18 3
2591 No excuses about your iceberg melting. 1.2264 0.04698 106 85 18 3
2592 Are you responsible for the wild-caught salmon today? 1.2264 0.04886 106 86 16 4
2593 Yes, but HOW fresh is your fish? 1.2264 0.04698 106 85 18 3
2594 OK, so you're saying this shows that the salmon is really, really fresh? 1.2264 0.04084 106 82 24 0
2595 Your problems? I can't decide 1.2264 0.04886 106 86 16 4
2596 So you say your salmon is fresh 1.2264 0.04886 106 86 16 4
2597 There's no ice on the menu. 1.2264 0.04886 106 86 16 4
2598 Sorry sir but we ran out of the salmon dish years ago! 1.2264 0.04886 106 86 16 4
2599 You forgot to bring the ice! 1.2264 0.04503 106 84 20 2
2600 How can I be sure the wild caught salmon is fresh? 1.2264 0.04503 106 84 20 2
2601 All right, then... I guess there'll be no fresh salmon tonight 1.2264 0.04503 106 84 20 2
2602 Psst--Stay away from the Alaskan Salmon--Trust Me--it's Farmed 1.2264 0.05066 106 87 14 5
2603 The salmon is very fresh tonight. 1.2264 0.04886 106 86 16 4
2604 NYR: please don't accept any polar bear climate change jokes. not funny. 1.2264 0.04886 106 86 16 4
2605 mmm...fresh salmon, please! 1.2264 0.04698 106 85 18 3
2606 You say you are out of the fresh catch of the day? 1.2264 0.04886 106 86 16 4
2607 I'll have the lobster, the baked potato, and the dry, human waiter. 1.2264 0.04299 106 83 22 1
2608 I'll have the salmon, and I hope it is fresh! 1.2264 0.04698 106 85 18 3
2609 I think I'll have the wild salmon. 1.2264 0.04886 106 86 16 4
2610 I'll have Climate-Destroying Special No. 3. 1.2264 0.04886 106 86 16 4
2611 Is the Alaskan Salmon fresh? 1.2264 0.04503 106 84 20 2
2612 What is the fresh catch of the day? 1.2264 0.04299 106 83 22 1
2613 I know you said the seal was freshly caught, but was it sustainably farmed? 1.2264 0.04698 106 85 18 3
2614 How do I know your fish are fresh caught? 1.2264 0.04698 106 85 18 3
2615 No fresh salmon? How disappointing. 1.2264 0.04299 106 83 22 1
2616 Don’t bother, it’s farm-raised 1.2264 0.04698 106 85 18 3
2617 I'm barely hungry. 1.2264 0.05066 106 87 14 5
2618 Is the trout locally sourced? 1.2264 0.04503 106 84 20 2
2619 How can you think of food when I'm having a hot flash? 1.2264 0.05240 106 88 12 6
2620 How about a frozen bearquiri? 1.2264 0.05240 106 88 12 6
2621 I have changed my mind on the fresh salmon. 1.2264 0.04698 106 85 18 3
2622 Sorry to bear the bad news - it's a vegan restaurant. 1.2264 0.04299 106 83 22 1
2623 ...So, that’s a definite “no” on the fresh salmon, then? 1.2264 0.04698 106 85 18 3
2624 It does me little good to know the salmon is fresh if you've eaten it. 1.2264 0.05240 106 88 12 6
2625 I take it that the salmon is fresh and never frozen. 1.2264 0.04886 106 86 16 4
2626 I dont see my wild caught salmon!!! 1.2264 0.04698 106 85 18 3
2627 So you did not catch the fish. What else do you recommend? 1.2264 0.04698 106 85 18 3
2628 Is the salmon wild or farm raised? 1.2264 0.04299 106 83 22 1
2629 Actually, I don't think I want the salmon after all. 1.2264 0.04299 106 83 22 1
2630 May I be so bold as to suggest you add a towel to your bare necessities? 1.2264 0.04886 106 86 16 4
2631 Wild caught? 1.2264 0.04698 106 85 18 3
2632 I'll have the iceberg lettuce, make that two. 1.2264 0.05240 106 88 12 6
2633 Hmmm.... The lake salmon sounds interesting. Are you sure it's freshly-caught? 1.2264 0.04503 106 84 20 2
2634 Okay then...never mind the ice. 1.2264 0.04886 106 86 16 4
2635 Salmon, eh? I don’t see it on the menu. 1.2264 0.04886 106 86 16 4
2636 I'll have the soufflé so long as the wait isn't unbearable. 1.2264 0.04886 106 86 16 4
2637 And water, no ice 1.2264 0.04886 106 86 16 4
2638 I'm sorry, but I really had my heart set on the salmon. 1.2264 0.05066 106 87 14 5
2639 I'm sure the salmon IS fresh,but I'd like something more exotic. 1.2264 0.04698 106 85 18 3
2640 Can you tell me the precise moment the salmon arrived at your kitchen? 1.2264 0.04698 106 85 18 3
2641 I should have brought my own chair. It's just right. 1.2264 0.04886 106 86 16 4
2642 I don't care how fresh the salmon is, I'm ordering the swordfish! 1.2264 0.04299 106 83 22 1
2643 I asked the waiter if the bear soup was any good? 1.2264 0.05066 106 87 14 5
2644 Can’t I get some ice in my drink? 1.2264 0.04698 106 85 18 3
2645 What do you mean, "Everyone is having baked Alaska?" 1.2264 0.04698 106 85 18 3
2646 how many times do I gotta tell ya, don't dive into the lobster tank. I'll treat you to some smoked salmon 1.2264 0.05066 106 87 14 5
2647 Still water will be fine, thank you." 1.2264 0.04698 106 85 18 3
2648 I'll have what she's having. 1.2264 0.05066 106 87 14 5
2649 Being a carnivore yourself, one might call your judgement hypocritical... 1.2264 0.04886 106 86 16 4
2650 Yes, I am going to order the salmon. 1.2264 0.04503 106 84 20 2
2651 So, you say the salmon is the freshest catch? 1.2264 0.04698 106 85 18 3
2652 I insist on the just caught salmon so you'll just have to try harder 1.2264 0.04503 106 84 20 2
2653 And is the salmon wild-caught? 1.2264 0.04698 106 85 18 3
2654 And you say the salmon is freshly-caught? 1.2264 0.04886 106 86 16 4
2655 If you refrain from shaking yourself dry, I'll try the salmon. 1.2264 0.04698 106 85 18 3
2656 Mmmm... that salmon does sound fresh. 1.2264 0.04503 106 84 20 2
2657 Confirmed that I'm not on the menu tonight. 1.2264 0.04698 106 85 18 3
2658 I don't want any of your feeble excuses. I want the salmon fresh. 1.2264 0.05240 106 88 12 6
2659 Oh, I'm sure the salmon was freshly caught, but I'm still going with the mussels. 1.2264 0.04698 106 85 18 3
2660 What do you mean you're running out of everything? 1.2264 0.04698 106 85 18 3
2661 They aren’t serving salmon anymore. 1.2264 0.04503 106 84 20 2
2662 Let me guess—you catch the fish yourself. 1.2264 0.04503 106 84 20 2
2663 I see that salmon is off the menu tonight. 1.2264 0.04698 106 85 18 3
2664 You fresh in from Greenland? 1.2264 0.04503 106 84 20 2
2665 Sorry I'm late. It's raining cats, dogs and bears out there. 1.2264 0.05409 106 89 10 7
2666 Okay, instead of the Salmon, I'll have the Seared Scallops with Honey. 1.2264 0.04299 106 83 22 1
2667 Ok. So your’re out of salmon. 1.2264 0.04886 106 86 16 4
2668 you wanted the fresh caught salmon, sir? 1.2264 0.04886 106 86 16 4
2669 Is the catch-of-the-moment the Coho or Chinook? 1.2264 0.04698 106 85 18 3
2670 Is the salmon fresh caught wild or farm raised? 1.2264 0.04084 106 82 24 0
2671 I am sorry for being late. Not many ice left to step nowadays. I had to take a detour. 1.2264 0.05066 106 87 14 5
2672 You look different in your pictures. 1.2264 0.04886 106 86 16 4
2673 I hear that the salmon in quite fresh. 1.2264 0.04503 106 84 20 2
2674 Okay, okay, I’ll order the fresh catch. 1.2264 0.04503 106 84 20 2
2675 How fresh is the Arctic char? 1.2264 0.04503 106 84 20 2
2676 That salmon better be damned fresh! 1.2264 0.04084 106 82 24 0
2677 I can’t bear this any longer, what would you like to order? 1.2264 0.05066 106 87 14 5
2678 sweating here in greenland? forget about iceland. 1.2264 0.04601 106 87 15 4
2679 When I asked God to give me something Wet'n Wild, I thought of something else... 1.2264 0.04886 106 86 16 4
2680 Sorry I’m late, my glacier was delayed. 1.2264 0.05066 106 87 14 5
2681 Sorry, we're out of salmon. Would you like to try the steak? 1.2264 0.04886 106 86 16 4
2682 I don't think I'll have the salmon after all. 1.2264 0.04698 106 85 18 3
2683 So, is that the last of the salmon? 1.2264 0.04886 106 86 16 4
2684 So, you're out of salmon? 1.2264 0.05066 106 87 14 5
2685 Now I get what’s the fuss about climate change 1.2264 0.04503 106 84 20 2
2686 On second thought, forget the salmon. I'll have the lasagna instead. 1.2264 0.04886 106 86 16 4
2687 Ya know, forget the salmon, let's go with a big salad. 1.2264 0.04698 106 85 18 3
2688 Ugh,baked Alaska's depressing. Show me the Yorkshire pudding. 1.2264 0.04698 106 85 18 3
2689 Sorry, is it too late to order the trout instead? 1.2264 0.04698 106 85 18 3
2690 So I'm guessing you're out of the fresh caught Salmon 1.2264 0.05066 106 87 14 5
2691 Unfortunately, we're out of the salmon. 1.2264 0.05066 106 87 14 5
2692 I changed my mind, I want the risotto instead of the salmon. 1.2264 0.04503 106 83 20 2
2693 So, you're saying the frozen items are no longer available. 1.2264 0.04698 106 85 18 3
2694 Yes, the fresh-caught salmon special, please. 1.2264 0.04299 106 83 22 1
2695 Just how fresh is your wild caught salmon? 1.2264 0.04886 106 86 16 4
2696 You know, if it's not too much trouble, I'm going to switch from the "fresh-caught" to the "farmed." 1.2264 0.04698 106 85 18 3
2697 Thinking the catch of the day, is the salmon fresh & wild caught? 1.2264 0.04886 106 86 16 4
2698 I guess this means the Baked Alaska is back on the menu 1.2264 0.04503 106 84 20 2
2699 It’s only 5:30 and you’re already out of the salmon? 1.2264 0.04503 106 84 20 2
2700 So, would you recommend your Baked Alaska? 1.2264 0.04886 106 86 16 4
2701 OK, one water without ice. 1.2264 0.04698 106 85 18 3
2702 I suppose you're here for your salmon. 1.2264 0.05066 106 87 14 5
2703 I have decided I don't want the fresh salmon. 1.2264 0.04698 106 85 18 3
2704 How is the Arctic Tilapia? 1.2264 0.04698 106 85 18 3
2705 No chair for you. Drip and bear it. 1.2264 0.05066 106 87 14 5
2706 Is the iceberg wedge fresh? 1.2264 0.04886 106 86 16 4
2707 Sorry, I’ve decided against the Fresh Alaskan Salmon. 1.2264 0.04886 106 86 16 4
2708 So....farm raised only? 1.2264 0.04886 106 86 16 4
2709 Can you guarantee the salmon ceviche is freshly caught? 1.2264 0.04698 106 85 18 3
2710 I take it the Baked Alaska is off the menu. 1.2264 0.04698 106 85 18 3
2711 What do you mean you're all out of ice? 1.2264 0.04503 106 84 20 2
2712 I’m thinking you’re wild caught Salmon sounds fresh. 1.2264 0.04503 106 84 20 2
2713 “You mean to tell me that you are all out of wild salmon?!” 1.2264 0.04698 106 85 18 3
2714 Another freshly caught salmon please. The last one clearly had a bite missing. 1.2264 0.04698 106 85 18 3
2715 Unfortunately, the wild salmon didn't make today's menu. 1.2264 0.04698 106 85 18 3
2716 You’re sure the fish is freshly caught? 1.2264 0.04503 106 84 20 2
2717 Did you say you're out of the Arctic Char? 1.2264 0.05066 106 87 14 5
2718 Sorry, sir. We're all out of the salmon. 1.2264 0.04698 106 85 18 3
2719 What do you mean, "no ice"; the menu says it comes with ice. 1.2264 0.04698 106 85 18 3
2720 I assume the salmon is very fresh. You look like you just caught it. 1.2264 0.04698 106 85 18 3
2721 I'm very sorry we're fresh out of salmon tonight 1.2264 0.04698 106 85 18 3
2722 I’m sorry. I didn’t realize that’s how they make Baked Alaska. 1.2264 0.05240 106 88 12 6
2723 Pull up a chair 1.2264 0.04698 106 85 18 3
2724 No no no, I said I wanted an ice cold beer! 1.2264 0.04698 106 85 18 3
2725 I've changed my mind about the trout, I'll just have the salad instead... 1.2264 0.04503 106 84 20 2
2726 Well, since you swear the salmon is fresh . . . 1.2264 0.04503 106 84 20 2
2727 On second thought, not the salmon. I'll have the grass-fed Boeuf bourguignon. 1.2264 0.04886 106 86 16 4
2728 So the wild salmon IS fresh? 1.2264 0.04503 106 84 20 2
2729 Why didn't you just take an Ubear? 1.2264 0.04698 106 85 18 3
2730 On second thought, I'll pass on the salmon. 1.2264 0.04503 106 84 20 2
2731 Are you sure your salmon is fresh? 1.2264 0.04299 106 83 22 1
2732 Fresh seal sounds nice, but I think I’ll just have a salad. 1.2264 0.04503 106 84 20 2
2733 Tell me about the salmon. Is it fresh caught? 1.2264 0.04698 106 85 18 3
2734 Got any ice in that drink? 1.2264 0.04503 106 84 20 2
2735 So perhaps you shouldn’t have put baked Alaska on the menu in the first place? 1.2264 0.04698 106 84 18 3
2736 I'll have a gummy bear for dessert. 1.2264 0.04886 106 86 16 4
2737 Let's forget about the salmon. 1.2264 0.04503 106 84 20 2
2738 How do I know your salmon is fresh? 1.2264 0.04503 106 84 20 2
2739 I take it your salmon is fresh-caught. 1.2264 0.05066 106 87 14 5
2740 Yes, I'll try the fresh-caught salmon. 1.2264 0.04886 106 86 16 4
2741 Thanks for checking but I think I won't have the salmon. 1.2264 0.05066 106 87 14 5
2742 I will have the salmon. 1.2264 0.04886 106 86 16 4
2743 You call that Salmon 1.2264 0.04886 106 86 16 4
2744 What are you complaining about? The chablis tastes better at true cellar temperature 1.2264 0.04503 106 84 20 2
2745 I've checked, and I'm sure all the ice is gone. 1.2264 0.04503 106 84 20 2
2746 Forget the salmon, I'll go with the halibut. 1.2264 0.04503 106 84 20 2
2747 Er, waiter, I said I was hungry enough to eat a horse... 1.2264 0.04698 106 85 18 3
2748 I'd like to order climate change with a side of fries." 1.2264 0.05066 106 87 14 5
2749 Okay, you've convinced me--I'll go with the fresh salmon. 1.2264 0.04886 106 86 16 4
2750 Have you tried the baked Alaskan? 1.2264 0.05066 106 87 14 5
2751 After the wild caught salmon I’ll have the fresh berries, please. 1.2264 0.04886 106 86 16 4
2752 So instead of the fresh caught salmon, now I'm thinking steak. 1.2264 0.05240 106 88 12 6
2753 Today's Special of fresh caught salmon sounds good. 1.2264 0.04299 106 83 22 1
2754 I guess climate change is for real. 1.2264 0.04698 106 85 18 3
2755 Sorry did you say the salmon was fresh or frozen? 1.2264 0.04503 106 84 20 2
2756 Not the Baked Alaska I was expecting. 1.2264 0.04503 106 84 20 2
2757 Ed, when I told you to come dripping wet, dressed as a Polar Bear, I assumed you knew I was kidding. 1.2264 0.05066 106 87 14 5
2758 Got any beer-battered specials? 1.2264 0.04886 106 86 16 4
2759 I changed our reservation to one because you were an hour late. 1.2264 0.04886 106 86 16 4
2760 Just how fresh is the salmon mousse? 1.2264 0.04698 106 85 18 3
2761 Sorry, we're fresh out of iceberg. 1.2264 0.04698 106 85 18 3
2762 Is this a natural wine you served me? The nose has a distinct wet bear aroma. 1.2264 0.04698 106 85 18 3
2763 On second thought, it doesn't have to be a hand-caught spawning salmon. 1.2264 0.04299 106 83 22 1
2764 Oh please, not another lecture about climate change. I'd like to order before the world ends. 1.2264 0.04886 106 86 16 4
2765 Okay, okay, I'll take your word for it. The salmon's fresh 1.2264 0.04299 106 83 22 1
2766 I’m sorry, sir, but we’re all out of the wild salmon. 1.2264 0.04503 106 84 20 2
2767 Are you certain that the salmon is fresh? 1.2264 0.04503 106 84 20 2
2768 I'll have the coal-fired wilted iceberg 1.2264 0.04886 106 86 16 4
2769 I changed my mind. The farmed salmon's fine. 1.2264 0.04503 106 84 20 2
2770 Well since you are out of the salmon, I’ll have the lobster bisque instead 1.2264 0.04503 106 84 20 2
2771 No salmon? I'll have the sirloin tips. 1.2264 0.04698 106 85 18 3
2772 I simply asked if the salmon was fresh. 1.2264 0.04503 106 84 20 2
2773 Are you sure that the Fresh Catch of the Day is Salmon. 1.2264 0.04886 106 86 16 4
2774 Can you vouch for the "fresh-caught" salmon? 1.2264 0.04503 106 84 20 2
2775 Fresh"? Sure. But was it really "wild-caught" 1.2264 0.04299 106 83 22 1
2776 What--out of the fresh-caught salmon again? 1.2264 0.04698 106 85 18 3
2777 Excuse me. May I borrow your napkin? 1.2264 0.05066 106 87 14 5
2778 You're dripping with sarcasm. Go ahead and say it. Sometimes the bear eats you." 1.2264 0.05066 106 87 14 5
2779 I'm nearly blind, miss, so please bear with me. 1.2264 0.04698 106 85 18 3
2780 Sorry, we’re out of the fresh fish of the day. 1.2264 0.04886 106 86 16 4
2781 86 the freshwater salmon, you say? 1.2264 0.04503 106 84 20 2
2782 Let me have something from the wet bar. 1.2264 0.04299 106 83 22 1
2783 Ok, you ran out off ice cubes; but you don’t have to be so dramatic about the explanation. 1.2264 0.05066 106 87 14 5
2784 Catch of the day? I'm looking right at him. 1.2264 0.04698 106 85 18 3
2785 I am still not ready to order. 1.2264 0.04503 106 84 20 2
2786 How do I know that your salmon is fresh? 1.2264 0.04698 106 85 18 3
2787 I'm sorry,sir,it appears we are all out of the salmon. 1.2264 0.04698 106 85 18 3
2788 This weather is a bear. 1.2264 0.04503 106 84 20 2
2789 I assume the salmon is really fresh, right? 1.2264 0.04698 106 85 18 3
2790 I didn't expect you to make it in this weather. Pull up a chair. 1.2264 0.04503 106 84 20 2
2791 Lester, I know the ice caps are melting, but think of the oil! 1.2264 0.04886 106 86 16 4
2792 Sorry sir. I just double checked and we are fresh out of the salmon. 1.2264 0.05240 106 88 12 6
2793 I didn’t realize I needed to clarify we weren’t dining out at the dumpster behind the restaurant. 1.2264 0.04698 106 85 18 3
2794 Thanks, but I've reconsidered the salmon. 1.2264 0.04886 106 86 16 4
2795 I guess I should order the Baked Alaska, but I'm afraid Greta Thunberg might see this cartoon. 1.2264 0.04886 106 86 16 4
2796 Let me guess, you're out of fresh salmon. 1.2264 0.04698 106 85 18 3
2797 No, I've changed my mind about the seal sashimi; I'll just go with the pasta primavera. 1.2264 0.05066 106 87 14 5
2798 Are you standing in a puddle or about to fall through a hole in the floor? 1.2261 0.04793 115 94 16 5
2799 No fish on the menu today? 1.2243 0.04844 107 87 16 4
2800 No fish? Ok, I'll have the chicken. 1.2243 0.04844 107 87 16 4
2801 You've sold me. I can't resist wild, fresh salmon. 1.2243 0.04659 107 86 18 3
2802 You are sure that the salmon is fresh? 1.2243 0.04844 107 87 16 4
2803 What’s your point? You’re not vegan either. 1.2243 0.04659 107 86 18 3
2804 And you’re certain the salmon is fresh? 1.2243 0.04659 107 86 18 3
2805 I swear, I'm not a wet blanket . . . at least not yet. 1.2243 0.05023 107 88 14 5
2806 We're out of salmon for the night, Sir. 1.2243 0.04844 107 87 16 4
2807 It's wild salmon, or nothing. Bring another Sancerre, and get back out there. 1.2243 0.04659 107 86 18 3
2808 Not whatI had in mind when I ordered the baked Alaska.... 1.2243 0.04844 107 87 16 4
2809 I see the salmon must be fresh! 1.2243 0.04366 107 87 17 3
2810 Yes sir, I can guarantee the fish was caught today. 1.2243 0.04659 107 86 18 3
2811 The Salmon 1.2243 0.04844 107 87 16 4
2812 For dessert, I'll have the Baked Alaska. 1.2243 0.04466 107 85 20 2
2813 I sha'n't be ordering the iceberg lettuce today 1.2243 0.04844 107 87 16 4
2814 I'm assuming the wild fresh caught salmon is a no go? 1.2243 0.04263 107 84 22 1
2815 Definitely not the salmon. 1.2243 0.04466 107 85 20 2
2816 So where's this so-called "fresh wild-caught salmon" you were boasting about? 1.2243 0.04263 107 84 22 1
2817 So is the salmon farmed or fresh? 1.2243 0.04366 107 87 17 3
2818 Well, if you're out of salmon, I'll take the Chateaubriand 1.2243 0.04659 107 86 18 3
2819 Sorry, Sir, we're out of salmon. 1.2243 0.04263 107 84 22 1
2820 What do you mean the salmon aren’t running? 1.2243 0.04263 107 84 22 1
2821 Is this rare enough, sir? 1.2243 0.05023 107 88 14 5
2822 Sorry, but we are out of the salmon. 1.2243 0.04844 107 87 16 4
2823 Does the cellar have anything else that pairs well with the salmon. 1.2243 0.04466 107 85 20 2
2824 We’re all out of salmon, sir. 1.2243 0.04659 107 86 18 3
2825 So,you're sure the Salmon is wildcaught? 1.2243 0.04466 107 85 20 2
2826 I guess I can't get that with iceberg lettuce. 1.2222 0.05423 90 74 12 4
2827 But how do you KNOW the salmon is fresh? 1.2222 0.04429 108 86 20 2
2828 On second thought, maybe the trout. 1.2222 0.04019 108 84 24 0
2829 How is the reindeer steak tonight? 1.2222 0.04620 108 87 18 3
2830 How is the Arctic grayling? 1.2212 0.04523 104 83 19 2
2831 The fish, are they fresh? 1.2212 0.05284 104 87 11 6
2832 In that case, I'll have Romaine. 1.2212 0.04523 104 83 19 2
2833 Barely made it I see!!! 1.2212 0.04089 104 84 19 1
2834 Just so you know, I've had a long day and I'm in a hurry. 1.2212 0.04725 104 84 17 3
2835 Hmmm...a new item: Climate Casserole. 1.2212 0.04725 104 84 17 3
2836 Uh...Water without ice will be fine. 1.2212 0.04918 104 85 15 4
2837 So it's a no on the salmon? 1.2212 0.04523 104 83 19 2
2838 I'm sorry but this restaurant is Non-Smokey. 1.2212 0.04523 104 83 19 2
2839 So what can the chef tell me about the wild-caught Pacific salmon? 1.2212 0.04312 104 82 21 1
2840 Well, I did say that I cannot bear to eat alone. 1.2212 0.04523 104 83 19 2
2841 How can you be out of iceberg lettuce? 1.2212 0.04918 104 85 15 4
2842 I ordered you the grilled salmon. Now sit down and quit acting like a hangry drizzly bear. 1.2212 0.04523 104 83 19 2
2843 Is the baked Sea Lion fresh? 1.2212 0.04725 104 84 17 3
2844 If there's no salmon, what else would you recommend? 1.2212 0.04523 104 83 19 2
2845 I'd prefer a server who's completely thawed and patted dry. 1.2212 0.04918 104 85 15 4
2846 How is the Halibut? 1.2212 0.04312 104 82 21 1
2847 Yeah, it’s fresh-caught but did you use a hook? 1.2212 0.04523 104 83 19 2
2848 Enough about baked Alaska. I'm having the tart. 1.2212 0.04312 104 82 21 1
2849 What do you mean, I have to wait half an hour before I can go back in the pond? 1.2212 0.05105 104 86 13 5
2850 ..I’d like some ketchup on that, but not too much; the bear minimum, please. 1.2212 0.04725 104 84 17 3
2851 How can I be sure the salmon is fresh-caught? 1.2212 0.04312 104 82 21 1
2852 You could have called to say no cab would pick you up! 1.2212 0.05284 104 87 11 6
2853 Please dry off before coming in. 1.2212 0.05284 104 87 11 6
2854 I thought I ordered the Wet Dog... 1.2212 0.04523 104 83 19 2
2855 I’m assuming the wild salmon is in season again. 1.2212 0.04089 104 81 23 0
2856 The Baked Alaska is sold out. 1.2212 0.04918 104 85 15 4
2857 I have a wet bar at home. 1.2212 0.04523 104 83 19 2
2858 Another hard day at the dunk tank? 1.2212 0.04918 104 85 15 4
2859 I'm sorry but the waiter said the special is "Veal" -- with a "v". 1.2212 0.04725 104 84 17 3
2860 I can guarantee the salmon is fresh. 1.2212 0.04725 104 84 17 3
2861 It's not my fault that global warming ended your hibernation early. 1.2212 0.05105 104 86 13 5
2862 I’m sorry sir, we’re all out of the salmon. 1.2212 0.04523 104 83 19 2
2863 You're an hour late because you stopped for salmon on the way to the restaurant? 1.2212 0.04725 104 84 17 3
2864 As a matter of fact, I HAVE been served by a dripping wet bipolar bear. 1.2212 0.04312 104 82 21 1
2865 You should get an Oscar for your acting in that 'Climate Change' documentary. 1.2212 0.04918 104 85 15 4
2866 Can I take YOUR home?... I mean, order? 1.2212 0.04725 104 84 17 3
2867 No salmon? Fine, I’ll try the venison. 1.2212 0.04523 104 83 19 2
2868 Exactly how fresh is your locally-sourced salmon? 1.2212 0.04918 104 85 15 4
2869 Oh, and a glass of water with extra ice and a slice of lemon please 1.2193 0.04451 114 92 19 3
2870 Here's a tip, stay away from the furnace. 1.2178 0.04996 101 83 14 4
2871 How fresh are the fish- were they caught in the last five minutes? 1.2178 0.05190 101 80 15 4
2872 ...Sorry you didn't catch any...but you're in luck, Chef has salmon on as tonight's special!... 1.2178 0.04361 101 80 20 1
2873 I think there has been a mistake. I ordered the roast duck. 1.2178 0.04794 101 82 16 3
2874 Sorry, I asked for a hoppy wheat beer, you’re a sopping wet bear. 1.2178 0.05190 101 84 12 5
2875 Yes sir, the salmon is very fresh. 1.2178 0.04582 101 81 18 2
2876 And I'd like MY ice in a glass. 1.2178 0.04996 101 83 14 4
2877 Please bear with me sir, we are drowning in customers this evening. 1.2178 0.04996 101 83 14 4
2878 Is it too late to go with the elk burger instead of the salmon? 1.2178 0.04582 101 81 18 2
2879 On second thought, cancel the Baked Alaska 1.2178 0.04582 101 81 18 2
2880 So,you guarantee the fish is fresh. 1.2178 0.04794 101 82 16 3
2881 Why can't you just say the salmon is fresh? 1.2178 0.04794 101 82 16 3
2882 Sorry, I've changed my mind. Can I get the chicken instead of the hand caught salmon? 1.2178 0.04582 101 81 18 2
2883 These prices have become too much to bear 1.2178 0.04794 101 82 16 3
2884 If the wild caught salmon is out, I'll have the freshly killed moose fillet instead. 1.2178 0.04794 101 82 16 3
2885 Bad News: None of the Uber drivers will give me a Lyft 1.2178 0.05378 101 85 10 6
2886 So, you're out of the salmon? 1.2178 0.03880 101 83 16 2
2887 And you said the Salmon was fresh? 1.2178 0.04582 101 81 18 2
2888 I thought I ordered Alaskan salmon. 1.2178 0.04361 101 80 20 1
2889 Okay, OKAY! I won't have the salmon! 1.2178 0.04582 101 81 18 2
2890 I'm sorry sir, we're out of ice 1.2178 0.04794 101 82 16 3
2891 I said you should shit in the woods - not in the lake! 1.2178 0.05378 101 85 10 6
2892 I wanted the "Baked Alaska"... not management's opinion on climate change. 1.2178 0.04996 101 83 14 4
2893 I'm afraid that we're out of the iceberg lettuce salad. 1.2178 0.04582 101 81 18 2
2894 Ok.. so you’re out of salmon. What about the honey glazed ham? 1.2178 0.04582 101 81 18 2
2895 Is it salmon, or salmon trout? 1.2178 0.04361 101 80 20 1
2896 Sorry, no salmon. 1.2178 0.04996 101 83 14 4
2897 Stop dripping all over the carpet. What’s the excuse this time? 1.2178 0.04794 101 82 16 3
2898 I’m sorry sir. The salmon is no longer available tonight. 1.2178 0.04794 101 82 16 3
2899 Yes, all of our fish is locally-sourced 1.2178 0.04996 101 83 14 4
2900 I'm not bearing down on you, I'm just asking you why the menu has been redacted. I clearly remember it including salmon! 1.2178 0.04794 101 82 16 3
2901 I see that Baked Alaska is your special dessert 1.2178 0.05190 101 84 12 5
2902 Do you believe me now? 1.2178 0.04794 101 82 16 3
2903 I'll have the farm raised seal tartare over ice. 1.2178 0.04794 101 82 16 3
2904 No more freshly caught fish? You should be ashamed. 1.2178 0.04361 101 80 20 1
2905 What do you mean your out of Salmon? 1.2178 0.05190 101 84 12 5
2906 "It says here 'daily catch -- fresh salmon'. Impressive, but how exactly does that happen?" 1.2178 0.04996 101 83 14 4
2907 Is the salmon fresh caught or farmed? 1.2178 0.04582 101 81 18 2
2908 I don't see Alaskan Salmon on the menu anymore. Any idea why? 1.2178 0.04996 101 83 14 4
2909 What's the fish of the day? 1.2178 0.04996 101 83 14 4
2910 I now understand why the Fresh Caught Salmon here is to die for. 1.2178 0.04582 101 81 18 2
2911 And for dessert, bear with me, ah yes, perhaps some baked Alaska 1.2178 0.04794 101 82 16 3
2912 I am wondering if the trout is served from river to table? 1.2178 0.04582 101 81 17 2
2913 So how do I know the salmon is really fresh caught? 1.2178 0.04794 101 82 16 3
2914 I was just checking. I’m sure the salmon is fresh. 1.2178 0.04794 101 82 16 3
2915 So you’re telling me you’re out of iceberg salad ? 1.2178 0.04582 101 81 18 2
2916 So, no more iceberg lettuce? 1.2178 0.04996 101 83 14 4
2917 I've changed my mind. Instead of the grizzly-caught salmon, I'll have the lion-snagged wild boar. 1.2178 0.04996 101 83 14 4
2918 You can have my ice cubes 1.2178 0.04582 101 81 18 2
2919 You had me at hello. 1.2178 0.04996 101 83 14 4
2920 IS THE SALMON NOT ON TONIGHT? 1.2178 0.04996 101 83 14 4
2921 Hmm...not exactly the Baked Alaskan I was thinking of. 1.2178 0.04996 101 83 14 4
2922 So you caught the salmon yourself ? 1.2178 0.04361 101 80 20 1
2923 I was wondering if the salmon is consciously sourced? 1.2178 0.04996 101 83 14 4
2924 OK, the salmon isn't wild here. 1.2178 0.04582 101 81 18 2
2925 The Baked Alaska looks good... 1.2178 0.04582 101 81 18 2
2926 I'd like to support your cause, I really would. But first I need your 16 year old Japanese whiskey, neat. 1.2178 0.04794 101 82 16 3
2927 You know, they have salmon on the menu 1.2178 0.05378 101 85 10 6
2928 In that case, I'll have the beef instead. 1.2178 0.04582 101 81 18 2
2929 I sympathize but the menu clearly says the salmon is fresh caught. 1.2178 0.04996 101 83 14 4
2930 So the catch of the day is salmon? 1.2178 0.04794 101 82 16 3
2931 Yes, I will also take the fresh salmon. 1.2178 0.04582 101 81 18 2
2932 I already ate the salmon. 1.2178 0.04128 101 79 22 0
2933 hmmm ... yes... I'll definitely have the salmon again tonight... absolutely the freshest in town... but this time, could you please try to keep the teeth marks to a minimum. 1.2178 0.04582 101 81 18 2
2934 Yes, the salmon is very fresh 1.2178 0.04996 101 83 14 4
2935 You say you're out of Iceberg lettuce ? 1.2178 0.04794 101 82 16 3
2936 No, I didn't order a chilled bear !!! 1.2178 0.04794 101 82 16 3
2937 The co-op board felt that your glacier needed some amenities. 1.2178 0.04361 101 80 20 1
2938 Are you the one who ordered the salmon? 1.2178 0.04582 101 81 18 2
2939 So, your recommendation today is wild salmon 1.2178 0.04582 101 81 18 2
2940 You didn't need to hurry over, Happy Hour goes 'til 7:30. 1.2178 0.04794 101 82 16 3
2941 Is the Rain Forest Bear steak fresh? 1.2178 0.04794 101 82 16 3
2942 Okay. Maybe another kind of lettuce then. 1.2178 0.04582 101 81 18 2
2943 Actually, eating vegan helps literally all animals. 1.2178 0.04361 101 80 20 1
2944 Which wine do you recommend to go with your freshly-caught salmon? 1.2178 0.04361 101 80 20 1
2945 You can’t possibly be out of every entree that’s made with honey?! 1.2178 0.04582 101 81 18 2
2946 I changed my mind about the wild-caught salmon. What do you have for pasta? 1.2178 0.04794 101 82 16 3
2947 So I see the salmon is fresh... 1.2178 0.04794 101 82 16 3
2948 Sorry sir, No Salmon special this evening. 1.2178 0.04582 101 81 18 2
2949 Couldn’t stand the heat, eh? 1.2178 0.04794 101 82 16 3
2950 So it”s a no on the baked Alaska. 1.2178 0.04361 101 80 20 1
2951 Ok just bring me the Arugula Fennel salad without the Salmon. 1.2178 0.05190 101 84 12 5
2952 If you say 'I'm thinking bearnaise sauce' one more time, I'm going to shake my wet fur all over your steak the moment it arrives. 1.2178 0.04794 101 82 16 3
2953 Soooo, exactly how fresh IS the salmon tonight? 1.2178 0.04582 101 81 18 2
2954 We're aware that the moat called for alligators and snakes, but we figure we could save a fortune using cheap brown-ahem-bear labor. 1.2178 0.04794 101 82 16 3
2955 Is the "fresh caught" salmon local? 1.2178 0.04361 101 80 20 1
2956 Ok, so you’re out of the salmon... thanks for checking. 1.2178 0.04794 101 82 16 3
2957 Is this about the iceberg in my salad? 1.2178 0.04996 101 83 14 4
2958 Is it too late to change to the wild caught tuna? 1.2178 0.04582 101 81 18 2
2959 Let me guess, you're out of salmon. 1.2178 0.04582 101 81 18 2
2960 I said wet bar. 1.2178 0.04582 101 81 18 2
2961 But are they fresh? 1.2178 0.04582 101 81 18 2
2962 But exactly how fresh is the catch of the day? 1.2178 0.04361 101 80 20 1
2963 If you're out of the salmon I'll take the sole 1.2178 0.04582 101 81 18 2
2964 Well, I guess the farmed salmon will do. 1.2178 0.04582 101 81 18 2
2965 Don' talk to me about climate change! 1.2178 0.04996 101 83 14 4
2966 You say there is no 'catch of the day' today? 1.2178 0.04582 101 81 18 2
2967 You global warming activists are going too far. 1.2178 0.04996 101 83 14 4
2968 What? You're out of salmon 1.2178 0.05190 101 84 12 5
2969 I changed my mind. I will just have a salad. 1.2178 0.04794 101 82 16 3
2970 All I said to the server was “I’m bipolar, bare with me.” 1.2178 0.04996 101 83 14 4
2971 I asked if Joe had a wet bar? 1.2178 0.04361 101 80 20 1
2972 Listen, you seem like a stand-up guy, and I appreciate your effort in the tank. But, I came here for the 'Grizzly Caught Wild Stream Salmon', not the 'Kodiak Mauled Lobster'. 1.2178 0.05378 101 85 10 6
2973 OK, NO FRESH SALMON TONIGHT.. GO IT.. 1.2178 0.04794 101 82 16 3
2974 Well, if the Salmon's gone, how about the sea bass? 1.2178 0.04582 101 81 18 2
2975 Blind date 1.2178 0.04794 101 82 16 3
2976 How do I know the salmon is wild and not farmed? 1.2178 0.04582 101 81 18 2
2977 I was really looking forward to the wild salmon 1.2178 0.04361 101 80 20 1
2978 I'm pleased to see that the bear is fresh and not frozen. 1.2178 0.04794 101 82 16 3
2979 Yes I understand the Arctic is melting. Please let me order my dinner. 1.2178 0.04794 101 82 16 3
2980 I'm sorry, sir, but we are out of the salmon 1.2178 0.04794 101 82 16 3
2981 The special today is wild-caught salmon 1.2178 0.04794 101 82 16 3
2982 Forget the fish. I'll have the wild boar. 1.2178 0.04794 101 82 16 3
2983 Well, if there's no salmon tonight, how fresh are the P.E.I. mussels? 1.2178 0.04996 101 83 14 4
2984 OK, I believe you, the salmon is actually wild. 1.2178 0.04794 101 82 16 3
2985 So really, how fresh is the salmon? 1.2178 0.04128 101 79 22 0
2986 What do you mean there’s no fish? 1.2178 0.04794 101 82 16 3
2987 On second thought, I’ll pass on the fresh caught salmon and go for the lamb chops. 1.2178 0.04582 101 81 18 2
2988 I changed my mind on the fresh-caught salmon. I think I'll have the honeycomb and berry cheese board. 1.2178 0.04582 101 81 18 2
2989 No fish? OK, I'll have the duck. 1.2178 0.04794 101 82 16 3
2990 I think I'll change my mind and not have the salmon after all. 1.2178 0.04794 101 82 16 3
2991 I assume from your appearance that the salmon is freshly caught. 1.2178 0.04794 101 82 16 3
2992 I'll have the polar bear, rare. 1.2178 0.04794 101 82 16 3
2993 You know actually I will go with the deep sea tuna. 1.2178 0.04361 101 80 20 1
2994 Is the Arctic Char really fresh? 1.2178 0.04582 101 81 18 2
2995 How can I be sure that the salmon is fresh? 1.2178 0.04582 101 81 18 2
2996 Well, if you're out of salmon, I guess I'll go with the baked Alaska. 1.2178 0.04996 101 83 14 4
2997 The wet blanket comment was in poor taste, I apologize 1.2178 0.04361 101 80 20 1
2998 On second thought, forget the sockeye. I'll just have a small salad. 1.2178 0.04361 101 80 20 1
2999 Would you like to try my rose'? It's a bit dry. 1.2178 0.04794 101 82 16 3
3000 Do you mean that there is no fresh salmon available today? 1.2178 0.04582 101 81 18 2
3001 I don't care if you have tried your best, I still want the 'Wild-Caught Salmon.' 1.2178 0.04794 101 82 16 3
3002 I told you. Salmon is already on the menu. 1.2178 0.04582 101 81 18 2
3003 What pairs well with my dry martini." 1.2178 0.04794 101 82 16 3
3004 O.K. So much for the fresh salmon. 1.2178 0.04794 101 82 16 3
3005 So, you're trying to tell me you're out of salmon? 1.2178 0.04582 101 81 18 2
3006 Ah yes, the Baked Alaska for Dessert 1.2178 0.04794 101 82 16 3
3007 I'm no therapist but I think you could use a little emotional support. 1.2165 0.04687 97 78 17 2
3008 Are you my waiter or an entree under wild game on the menu ?" 1.2157 0.05144 102 85 12 5
3009 The wild salmon is, I take it, freshly caught? 1.2157 0.04751 102 83 16 3
3010 Can you guarantee your salmon is fresh and wild? 1.2157 0.04542 102 82 18 2
3011 Actually, I think I'd like another helping of the fresh salmon. 1.2157 0.04542 102 82 18 2
3012 Is it just me or is it warm in here...? 1.2121 0.04372 99 79 19 1
3013 Love how you've evolved! Do you still accept carbon credits? 1.2121 0.04602 99 80 17 2
3014 I don’t care if you just checked, I want the salmon! 1.2121 0.05030 99 82 13 4
3015 Are your bear claws fresh? 1.2121 0.04372 99 79 19 1
3016 Something dry with hints of conifer? 1.2121 0.05030 99 82 13 4
3017 Is this wild caught salmon fresh? 1.2121 0.04372 99 79 19 1
3018 I just caught the salmon, so yes, I know it’s fresh. 1.2121 0.04602 99 80 17 2
3019 Fresh out of salmon? How's the honey baked ham? 1.2121 0.04602 99 80 17 2
3020 I've changed my mind. I'd like the chicken instead of the salmon. 1.2121 0.04602 99 80 17 2
3021 It’s listed on here as “Quitter’s Salmon.” Ouch. 1.2121 0.04602 99 80 17 2
3022 Wow! It must have been a real bear out there. 1.2121 0.04602 99 80 17 2
3023 I will not order the salmon for you! 1.2121 0.05030 99 82 13 4
3024 When I'm wet I'm inclined to become grizzly 'cause I'm bipolar. 1.2121 0.05030 99 82 13 4
3025 Stop following me everywhere, it's unbearable. 1.2121 0.05030 99 82 13 4
3026 They tell me this place has the best wild caught Salmon. 1.2121 0.04602 99 80 17 2
3027 So, no salmon tonight. 1.2121 0.04821 99 81 15 3
3028 Both our lives are now more full of warm sunshine than ever before. What are you complaining about? 1.2121 0.05030 99 82 13 4
3029 Bear with me.... 1.2121 0.04602 99 80 17 2
3030 I know climate change is a problem for you. That’swhy I’m ordering from the plant based menu. 1.2121 0.04130 99 78 21 0
3031 I dont know why you ran, I told you they dont serve salmon here. 1.2121 0.04602 99 80 17 2
3032 Ok, no salmon then. Thanks for checking. 1.2121 0.04602 99 80 17 2
3033 If this is a plea for environmental funding it isn't working. 1.2121 0.04372 99 79 19 1
3034 Oh, honey, this is not funny, maybe a rest in the deep freeze and a salmon snack. While we try to figure this out” 1.2121 0.04372 99 79 19 1
3035 Did you know human encounters with lions is increasing? 1.2121 0.05030 99 82 13 4
3036 How do I know the fish is freshly caught like you claim? 1.2121 0.04602 99 80 17 2
3037 I'd like to order seal please, just joking. 1.2121 0.04602 99 80 17 2
3038 I suppose you're going to suggest something that's good for the polar ice cap. 1.2121 0.04821 99 81 15 3
3039 I’ll have the “Climate Change” sandwich 1.2121 0.04602 99 80 17 2
3040 Sorry, no seal on the menu. 1.2121 0.05231 99 83 11 5
3041 How fresh is the Alaskan cod? 1.2121 0.04821 99 81 15 3
3042 I called you for your fish recommendation 1.2121 0.04130 99 78 21 0
3043 I should have ordered the 'pigs in a blanket.' 1.2121 0.04372 99 79 19 1
3044 How's the soup? 1.2121 0.04602 99 80 17 2
3045 I’d like the fresh-caught salmon, please. 1.2121 0.04602 99 80 17 2
3046 Waiter? 1.2121 0.04602 99 80 17 2
3047 I really appreciate the fresh salmon, but you're dripping all over my new carpet. 1.2121 0.04602 99 80 17 2
3048 What’ are today’s extinction specials? 1.2121 0.04602 99 80 17 2
3049 We’re all hot. Knock it off or else I’ll release the flying monkeys. 1.2121 0.04602 99 80 17 2
3050 Ugh, I can never remember what a wet bear standing in front of me while I order food is suppose to symbolize! 1.2121 0.04372 99 79 19 1
3051 I changed my mind, instead of fresh caught salmon, I'll try the wild game stew. 1.2121 0.04821 99 81 15 3
3052 Look 1.2121 0.05030 99 82 13 4
3053 I ordered a cold beer.. not a cold bear.. 1.2121 0.04821 99 81 15 3
3054 I think I'm losing interest in email. 1.2121 0.04372 99 79 19 1
3055 Yeah,I checked,we're out of the trout. 1.2121 0.04821 99 81 15 3
3056 I said, “A cold beer, not bear!” 1.2121 0.04821 99 81 15 3
3057 Is the bear steak fresh or frozen? 1.2121 0.04602 99 80 17 2
3058 Seriously,you want the Baked Alaska? 1.2121 0.04821 99 81 15 3
3059 I suppose dry toast is out of the question. 1.2121 0.05030 99 82 13 4
3060 If there's no more ice, I'll just have it neat. 1.2121 0.04372 99 79 19 1
3061 Oh, all right. Waiter! Another chair please. 1.2121 0.04372 99 79 19 1
3062 I understand the polar ice caps are melting, but I ordered it on the rocks. 1.2121 0.04602 99 80 17 2
3063 I understand the fish is fast, but is it fresh? 1.2121 0.04372 99 79 19 1
3064 Does the 'catch of the day' come on a floe? 1.2121 0.04372 99 79 19 1
3065 I've gotten you lobster as you requested! 1.2121 0.04602 99 80 17 2
3066 Are you sure the fish is fresh? 1.2121 0.04372 99 79 19 1
3067 I know there's no food left where you live but I'm not sharing my dinner with you. 1.2121 0.05030 99 81 13 4
3068 Out of salmon? How about the halibut? 1.2121 0.04602 99 80 17 2
3069 Alright if you can’t catch any fresh salmon, I guess I’ll just have the lamb. 1.2121 0.04602 99 80 17 2
3070 I told you I dine alone. Go back to the bar. 1.2121 0.05030 99 82 13 4
3071 On second thought, I won't have the salmon. 1.2121 0.04602 99 80 17 2
3072 I'm sorry they took your salmon, but I said I wanted it to be fresh. 1.2121 0.04372 99 79 19 1
3073 The menu looks great, but “The Drenched Grizzly” is such a Millenial restaurant name. 1.2121 0.04602 99 80 17 2
3074 well when the ad said "wet, dripping bears will serve you" i expected something completely different! i'm a gay pervert!!!! 1.2121 0.05030 99 82 13 4
3075 Excuse me, I'm still waiting for that water with extra ice. 1.2121 0.04602 99 80 17 2
3076 I hear you have the best fresh and wild caught.” 1.2121 0.04372 99 79 19 1
3077 So you're saying you KNOW the salmon is fresh because you just got back from getting it? 1.2121 0.04821 99 81 15 3
3078 I heard iceberg was on the menu here 1.2121 0.04372 99 79 19 1
3079 Just how fresh is your salmon? 1.2121 0.04602 99 80 17 2
3080 I actually wanted the Sockeye, take it back. 1.2121 0.04821 99 81 15 3
3081 You checked? You're out of salmon 1.2121 0.04602 99 80 17 2
3082 Ice, please! 1.2121 0.04821 99 81 15 3
3083 Well, since you can't find fresh lobster, I'll just have the salad. 1.2121 0.05030 99 82 13 4
3084 Shall I assume you are out of the baked Alaska? 1.2121 0.04372 99 79 19 1
3085 You ordered the wild caught salmon? 1.2121 0.04821 99 81 15 3
3086 I know it's bad for the planet, but, what the heck! I'll have the beef. 1.2121 0.04602 99 80 17 2
3087 They don’t have anything in a dry white. 1.2121 0.04821 99 81 15 3
3088 I'll have a large bear claw dripping with honey! 1.2121 0.04602 99 80 17 2
3089 ‘ Look Buddy,I’m sorry you’re homeless ,but I don’t have any spare ice.’ 1.2121 0.05030 99 82 13 4
3090 I'm assuming the salmon is freshly caught? 1.2121 0.04372 99 79 19 1
3091 So, you're saying the Salmon is not available? 1.2121 0.04602 99 80 17 2
3092 OK, they are fresh, but how do I know they are not farm-raised? 1.2121 0.04130 99 78 21 0
3093 It's been done. 1.2121 0.05231 99 83 11 5
3094 I asked if there was a wet bar. 1.2121 0.04130 99 78 21 0
3095 The salmon for you then, dear? 1.2121 0.04821 99 81 15 3
3096 My dry wine won't help you. 1.2121 0.05030 99 82 13 4
3097 I'm sorry, we're out of ice. 1.2121 0.04821 99 81 15 3
3098 Yes, very impressive. But do you have entrees not seal based. 1.2121 0.04602 99 80 17 2
3099 Do you recommend the seal tartare? 1.2121 0.04372 99 79 18 1
3100 I suppose salmon is off the menu now. 1.2121 0.04602 99 80 17 2
3101 Actually, can I just get the chicken tenders instead? 1.2121 0.04372 99 79 19 1
3102 Sorry sir, We are all out of salmon 1.2121 0.04602 99 80 17 2
3103 Out of Salmon, how about scallops. 1.2121 0.04602 99 80 17 2
3104 Look, I only finance global warming. 1.2121 0.04821 99 81 15 3
3105 Well then, in lieu of the fresh caught salmon I'd like the trout 1.2121 0.04602 99 80 17 2
3106 Hello, Ursa Major. 1.2121 0.04372 99 79 19 1
3107 I don't care how hot it is there this is how I prefer to be served. 1.2121 0.04602 99 80 17 2
3108 What's that? Your ecosystem's collapsing? I ordered more wine and another side salad, not your sob story. 1.2121 0.04602 99 80 17 2
3109 Speaking of warming, I need some ice for the spritzer. 1.2121 0.04821 99 81 15 3
3110 Well, if you're out of the salmon, then how about the prime rib? 1.2121 0.04602 99 80 17 2
3111 Yes Sir, I delivered the fresh trout to the chef myself. 1.2121 0.05030 99 82 13 4
3112 But I ordered the dry pinot grizz. 1.2121 0.04130 99 78 21 0
3113 Thanks for the salmon 1.2121 0.04602 99 80 17 2
3114 Isn’t it ironic, don't you think? 1.2121 0.05231 99 83 11 5
3115 So, you say that the Arctic Char is definitely good. 1.2121 0.05030 99 82 13 4
3116 Excuse me sir, do you have a moment to talk about the ignored? 1.2121 0.04821 99 81 15 3
3117 Whatdayoumean, there’s no Catch of the Day? What’s the matter with you? 1.2121 0.04821 99 81 15 3
3118 What a shame, I was hoping for the salmon. 1.2121 0.05231 99 83 11 5
3119 Bring me a really fresh-caught salmon. 1.2121 0.05231 99 83 11 5
3120 I ordered the bear minimum 1.2121 0.04130 99 78 21 0
3121 Never mind the salmon, I’ll just have a salad. 1.2121 0.04602 99 80 17 2
3122 I’ll have the Eskimo pie, please. 1.2121 0.04821 99 81 15 3
3123 Can I sit with you?, it's quite hot outside. 1.2121 0.04821 99 81 15 3
3124 Actually, I prefer fresh...not previously frozen. 1.2121 0.04602 99 80 17 2
3125 Do you recommend the honey roasted chicken? 1.2121 0.04372 99 79 19 1
3126 Did I just get catfished? 1.2121 0.04602 99 80 17 2
3127 Is the fish farmed or wild caught? 1.2121 0.04602 99 80 17 2
3128 Hi Nick- I'll have the usual- but make it a double martini. This bear market has me seeing things. 1.2121 0.05030 99 82 13 4
3129 You say you caught the salmon yourself? 1.2121 0.04602 99 80 17 2
3130 You say the salmon is local but is it fresh? 1.2121 0.04602 99 80 17 2
3131 The seal is very fresh 1.2121 0.04602 99 80 17 2
3132 I know you guys are having a tough time with global warming, but I still would like more ice in my drink. 1.2121 0.04602 99 80 17 2
3133 So, you would recommend the salmon 1.2121 0.04372 99 79 19 1
3134 I noticed that there's no 'bear claws' on the menu. 1.2121 0.04372 99 79 19 1
3135 I don’t care how cold the water is, I want fresh fish! 1.2121 0.04821 99 81 15 3
3136 Begging for ice? I guess maybe climate change is real after all. 1.2121 0.05231 99 83 11 5
3137 I'll have the "just-right" porridge with a bear claw, warmed up and buttered. 1.2121 0.04821 99 81 15 3
3138 Look, I know your glacier just melted, but this is NOT the Cab-Sauv I ordered. 1.2121 0.04602 99 80 17 2
3139 I appreciate that your salmon is locally sourced. I’m still not ordering the fish. 1.2121 0.05231 99 83 11 5
3140 So as soon as its cold and rainy you give up on the bare all for bears march? 1.2121 0.04602 99 80 17 2
3141 I know the salmon is fresh, but I’m in the mood for wild-caught tenderloin. 1.2121 0.04602 99 80 17 2
3142 Thank you for verifying that the fish is indeed fresh today. 1.2121 0.04372 99 79 19 1
3143 So you’re the water sommelier 1.2121 0.05030 99 82 13 4
3144 Try and keep it together, you're claws ahead of the AI waiter I had last week 1.2121 0.04602 99 80 17 2
3145 What time do you get off? 1.2121 0.04821 99 81 15 3
3146 Sorry, Sir, we're actually out of ice. 1.2121 0.04821 99 81 15 3
3147 Hey Buddy, am I right that the fishing's getting tough? Why dont you swing tomorrow, and I'll set you guys up with a boat. 1.2121 0.04602 99 80 17 2
3148 If you recommend the jar of peanut butter over the boeuf bourguignon, that's what I'll do. 1.2121 0.04821 99 81 15 3
3149 Maybe the baked Alaska? 1.2121 0.04372 99 79 19 1
3150 Bear with me; I haven't decided yet. 1.2121 0.04821 99 81 15 3
3151 Thanks, it's just right. 1.2121 0.04821 99 81 15 3
3152 So, just how fresh is the day-caught Alaskan king salmon? 1.2121 0.04130 99 78 21 0
3153 The bear looks fresh 1.2121 0.04821 99 81 15 3
3154 Excuse me sir, can I borrow your table cloth to wipe myself? 1.2121 0.04602 99 80 17 2
3155 I’ll take your word that the salmon is fresh 1.2121 0.04372 99 79 19 1
3156 How can you be out of the fresh Salmon Special this early? 1.2121 0.04602 99 80 17 2
3157 What a coincidence, I had a tuna melt at lunch. 1.2121 0.05030 99 82 13 4
3158 I'm not sure which of us is having the worse blind date. 1.2121 0.04821 99 81 15 3
3159 Our special tonight - fresh salmon - my personal favorite! 1.2121 0.04602 99 80 17 2
3160 Sorry I'm late, my iceberg melted on the way here. Climate change is definitely real. 1.2121 0.04821 99 81 15 3
3161 You're being a real bear lately. Are you having a bad week? 1.2121 0.04602 99 80 17 2
3162 Unlike you I have a policy of not sweating small things like climate change. 1.2121 0.04821 99 81 15 3
3163 Well if the salmon isn't available I guess I'll have the halibut. 1.2121 0.04372 99 79 19 1
3164 I’m sorry but we just sold our last ice floe. 1.2121 0.04821 99 81 15 3
3165 Now is it barely raining or just grizzling outside? 1.2100 0.04777 100 82 15 3
3166 Senator, you gotta vote impeach. . . Pretty please? 1.2095 0.04628 105 86 16 3
3167 How fresh is the wild-caught salmon? 1.2083 0.05112 96 80 12 4
3168 How's the baked Alaska? 1.2083 0.05322 96 81 10 5
3169 Is the trout fresh? 1.2083 0.04663 96 78 16 2
3170 No luck with the salmon?...In that case I will have the venison with wild honey glaze. 1.2083 0.05112 96 80 12 4
3171 I’ll try the fish out of water. 1.2083 0.04663 96 78 16 2
3172 I’ll have whatever that savory aroma is. 1.2083 0.04893 96 79 14 3
3173 What's hot tonight? 1.2083 0.04893 96 79 14 3
3174 The freshest salmon for you, sir? 1.2083 0.04893 96 79 14 3
3175 Is the salmon any good? 1.2083 0.04893 96 79 14 3
3176 What kind of French restaurant runs out of thyme 1.2083 0.04663 96 78 16 2
3177 Since you ran out of sockeye salmon, I’ll have the wild berry salad drizzled with blossom honey 1.2083 0.04422 96 77 18 1
3178 You're telling me, you don't want the salmon? 1.2083 0.04422 96 77 18 1
3179 The salmon doesn’t seem too fresh, I’ll just take a bear claw 1.2083 0.05112 96 80 12 4
3180 No, YOU said a Polar Bear Heater. 1.2083 0.04893 96 79 14 3
3181 I thought baked Alaska was an ice cream dessert. 1.2083 0.04663 96 78 16 2
3182 Go dry off, then we 'll talk about what's for dinner. 1.2083 0.04422 96 77 18 1
3183 So how’s their salmon? 1.2083 0.04422 96 77 18 1
3184 No, no. Neat is fine. 1.2083 0.05112 96 80 12 4
3185 Are you sure you’re out of the salmon? 1.2083 0.04893 96 79 14 3
3186 I'll have onion soup for starters. And you're sure the salmon is fresh? 1.2083 0.04663 96 78 16 2
3187 Are you trying to tell me you're out of ice?" 1.2083 0.04167 96 76 20 0
3188 I know you recommended the Pudget Sound Harbor Seal but I am having trouble finding it on the menu. 1.2083 0.05112 96 80 12 4
3189 Yelp used to care about this 1.2083 0.04167 96 76 20 0
3190 Would you mind if we substitute romaine for iceberg lettuce? 1.2083 0.04663 96 78 16 2
3191 I ordered a polar bear on the rocks! 1.2083 0.04893 96 79 14 3
3192 I will NOT be ignored! 1.2083 0.04663 96 78 16 2
3193 Don’t you have any frozen ones? 1.2083 0.04893 96 79 14 3
3194 I told you when I gave you a job on Wall Street that you could end up taking a bath. Remember? 1.2083 0.04422 96 77 18 1
3195 On second thought, cancel that order of penguin, I'll have the seal instead. 1.2083 0.04893 96 79 14 3
3196 Calm down, I said medium RARE 1.2083 0.04167 96 76 20 0
3197 Sorry but I've decided against the salmon and will be having the sirloin instead. 1.2083 0.04663 96 78 16 2
3198 You're kidding--the Rio Grande?? 1.2083 0.04663 96 78 16 2
3199 Climate change is no excuse. 1.2083 0.04663 96 78 16 2
3200 I’ll have the Bombe Alaska. 1.2083 0.04422 96 77 18 1
3201 You know I always follow your recommendations Boris - but salmon on a Monday? 1.2083 0.04893 96 79 14 3
3202 Had I known you were out of fish I would have ordered a red wine. 1.2083 0.04663 96 78 16 2
3203 I don't care if the ice caps are melting, I ordered the Stroganoff forty-five minutes ago. 1.2083 0.04893 96 79 14 3
3204 What bears do you have on tap? 1.2083 0.04422 96 77 18 1
3205 No, I would not like you to join me. Your story could make my story look downright happy. 1.2083 0.04893 96 79 14 3
3206 Can you tell me, is the salmon fresh? 1.2083 0.04422 96 77 18 1
3207 And you're positive you're out of salmon? 1.2083 0.04422 96 77 18 1
3208 All right, all right. Make it a veggie burger then. 1.2083 0.04779 96 81 11 4
3209 You’re harshing my mellow. 1.2083 0.04663 96 78 16 2
3210 So, the waiter lost eh? 1.2083 0.05112 96 80 12 4
3211 ...and I'd like a Coke, hold the ice cubes. 1.2083 0.04893 96 79 14 3
3212 Just one second please, almost done reading a climate change report. 1.2083 0.05322 96 81 10 5
3213 I really can’t bear the service here. 1.2083 0.04663 96 78 16 2
3214 How was I to know the woods were that far? 1.2083 0.04663 96 78 16 2
3215 Global warming - is that in the entrees? 1.2083 0.05322 96 81 10 5
3216 They were all out of iceberg lettuce. 1.2083 0.04893 96 79 14 3
3217 Appreciate your hunt for the fresh Otter de Jour, but think I'll just have the burger. 1.2083 0.04893 96 79 14 3
3218 Sorry, tables for paying customers only 1.2083 0.05112 96 80 12 4
3219 So you don't recommend the extra spicy? 1.2083 0.04422 96 77 18 1
3220 Waiter, not wetter. 1.2083 0.04422 96 77 18 1
3221 I double checked and unfortunately we are out of the salmon this evening 1.2083 0.04422 96 77 18 1
3222 Is the seared salmon fresh? 1.2083 0.05322 96 81 10 5
3223 I’ll have the glacial steak from your neighborhood. 1.2083 0.04893 96 79 14 3
3224 First night, huh? Where you from? 1.2083 0.04893 96 79 14 3
3225 Decisions, decisions ... please bear with me 1.2083 0.05112 96 80 12 4
3226 You had a bear of a day.I get it. 1.2083 0.05112 96 80 12 4
3227 What! You're out of salmon too? I guess I'll have the seal. 1.2083 0.04663 96 78 16 2
3228 Did Boo-Boo struggle? 1.2083 0.05112 96 80 12 4
3229 I asked if the salmon was fresh, not fresh-caught. 1.2083 0.04893 96 79 14 3
3230 When I said the wine had a whiff of wet bear, I didn't expect to see you. 1.2083 0.04893 96 79 14 3
3231 So I guess this means the salmon is out ? 1.2083 0.04663 96 78 16 2
3232 I’m sorry sir there is no salmon in the river 1.2083 0.04893 96 79 14 3
3233 I waited past 400 parts per million and then I ordered without you. 1.2083 0.05322 96 81 10 5
3234 What do you mean ''We're out of ice"? 1.2083 0.05322 96 81 10 5
3235 I appreciate that thanks to your efforts, the salmon will be very fresh, but can you assure me there won't be any tooth or claw marks on it. 1.2083 0.04893 96 79 14 3
3236 I take it you've closed the patio. 1.2083 0.04893 96 79 14 3
3237 I'll have the fresh caught salmon then 1.2083 0.05112 96 80 12 4
3238 I'll have the seal? 1.2083 0.04663 96 78 16 2
3239 Do you have any other wet beer on tap? 1.2083 0.04893 96 79 14 3
3240 If I had a dollar for every waiter who said he was 'in the juice'... 1.2083 0.05322 96 81 10 5
3241 I'm glad you bathed before having me for dinner 1.2083 0.04893 96 79 14 3
3242 Fresh caught salmon -- that looks interesting. 1.2083 0.04663 96 78 16 2
3243 Well then, maybe instead of the salmon, I'll have the tuna. 1.2083 0.05112 96 80 12 4
3244 ‘I assume the salmon is not farm raised?’ 1.2083 0.04167 96 76 20 0
3245 So the trout wasn't available? 1.2083 0.04422 96 77 18 1
3246 A bottle it is 1.2083 0.04893 96 79 14 3
3247 I suppose that explains the smell, but now I have further questions... 1.2083 0.04422 96 77 18 1
3248 Just act natural... 1.2083 0.04422 96 76 18 1
3249 I've heard the portions here are scarce too. 1.2083 0.05112 96 80 12 4
3250 I'll have the trout, please. Assuming it's fresh. 1.2083 0.04663 96 78 16 2
3251 If you wanted fish for lunch, you could have just asked. They have it on the menu. 1.2083 0.05322 96 81 10 5
3252 I told you we were leaving at 7. Maybe next time you'll be ready. 1.2083 0.05112 96 80 12 4
3253 So....since the Pacific salmon is off the menu now, I'll have the wild bee honey comb with assorted berries. 1.2083 0.04663 96 78 16 2
3254 Do you work here? 1.2083 0.04663 96 78 16 2
3255 When I said I wanted a "Wet Bear," I meant the cocktail. 1.2083 0.04893 96 79 14 3
3256 Forgot your umbrella again? 1.2083 0.04663 96 78 16 2
3257 I change my mind, I don't want the fresh salmon. 1.2083 0.04893 96 79 14 3
3258 I didn't want the catch of the day anyway. 1.2083 0.04167 96 76 20 0
3259 So the chili is pretty hot then? 1.2083 0.04422 96 77 18 1
3260 I bet it’s not raining in YOUR restroom! 1.2083 0.04893 96 79 14 3
3261 Dry yourself off and they’ll give you a table. 1.2083 0.05112 96 80 12 4
3262 Obviously the salmon is very fresh tonight, but I'm craving a little desert. Think you could gather up some berries? 1.2083 0.04893 96 79 14 3
3263 Will the wild game sampler give me meat sweats? 1.2083 0.04893 96 79 14 3
3264 It says here you can simply order the salmon. 1.2083 0.04422 96 77 18 1
3265 Do you think you could at least manage to get me a few berries? 1.2083 0.04893 96 79 14 3
3266 You know, the fact that you’re out of the risotto again is also an inconvenient truth, wouldn’t you say? 1.2083 0.04663 96 78 16 2
3267 Ok, the fish fresh. Now could I have some? 1.2083 0.04422 96 77 18 1
3268 Did you notice any alligators or snakes when you came across? 1.2083 0.04663 96 78 16 2
3269 I’m sorry sir, it looks like we’ve just run out of the salmon. 1.2083 0.04663 96 78 16 2
3270 The char,is it fresh? 1.2083 0.04422 96 77 18 1
3271 I'll have the Coho 1.2083 0.04663 96 78 16 2
3272 I told you, my car's electric! 1.2083 0.05112 96 80 12 4
3273 How could you be out of iceberg lettuce? 1.2083 0.05112 96 80 12 4
3274 Yeah, yeah. 'How dare you?' I've heard it before. 1.2083 0.04893 96 79 14 3
3275 So you're the catch of the day? 1.2083 0.04422 96 77 18 1
3276 Glad you took a bath, but where are your shirt and shoes? 1.2083 0.04893 96 79 14 3
3277 Bare with me, it's hard to choose... 1.2083 0.04893 96 79 14 3
3278 Why don't you pull up a chair and join me. This may be our last meal, so we might as well enjoy it. 1.2083 0.05112 96 80 12 4
3279 Care to talk about global warming? 1.2083 0.04663 96 78 16 2
3280 Brave 2: They're in New York? 1.2083 0.04893 96 79 14 3
3281 Can I see your manager please ? 1.2083 0.05322 96 81 10 5
3282 Since you just caught the salmon, I don't need to hear the specials. 1.2083 0.04422 96 77 18 1
3283 My English not so good..I asked about the lunch fare not a wet bear. 1.2083 0.04663 96 78 16 2
3284 I suppose this is the sort of vision that a climate scientist, such as I, should expect to see after ordering the absinthe. 1.2083 0.05112 96 80 12 4
3285 I just want to sit here and have a nice meal, but you're always going on about those melting ice caps. 1.2062 0.04847 97 80 14 3
3286 Is there any fish here? 1.2062 0.04381 97 78 18 1
3287 So we are all out of salmon? 1.2062 0.05064 97 81 12 4
3288 Well, I hope you'll bear with me, I have a great explanation 1.2062 0.04257 97 80 15 2
3289 I told you dry clean only. 1.2062 0.05271 97 82 10 5
3290 can you repeat the specials? 1.2062 0.04620 97 78 16 2
3291 Kinky cafes are okay, but put some damn clothes on! 1.2062 0.04620 97 79 16 2
3292 No, not a "drizzley bear" 1.2062 0.05064 97 81 12 4
3293 I'm sorry but I'm a vegetarian 1.2062 0.05064 97 81 12 4
3294 guaranteed the salmon is fresh! 1.2062 0.04620 97 79 16 2
3295 I ordered, "Iced-tea." What do you mean, "There's no ice?" 1.2062 0.04847 97 80 14 3
3296 Waiter, I see there are a lot of waters to choose from -- can you recommend one? 1.2062 0.04847 97 80 14 3
3297 Okay, but when did you catch the “fresh” salmon I would be served? 1.2062 0.05064 97 81 12 4
3298 No salmon tonight? 1.2062 0.04847 97 80 14 3
3299 OK s so a Bear Showers too ! 1.2062 0.04620 97 79 16 2
3300 You said the salmon was fresh, right? 1.2062 0.04620 97 79 16 2
3301 The Copper River salmon--is it fresh? 1.2062 0.04381 97 78 18 1
3302 I changed my mind, instead of the salmon, I would like just a salad" 1.2062 0.04620 97 79 16 2
3303 On second thought, I always find the Tiramisu disappointing. 1.2062 0.04620 97 79 16 2
3304 So....how fresh is the wild salmon? 1.2062 0.04381 97 78 18 1
3305 You're late. Am I supposed to believe that Kodiak Island melted and you had to swim here? 1.2062 0.05471 97 83 8 6
3306 A soaking wet bear suit is no excuse for bad service. 1.2062 0.04620 97 79 16 2
3307 I completely agree. It's impossible to get a cocktail "on the rocks" now. 1.2062 0.04847 97 80 14 3
3308 This is an enoteca. You want an ososeca. 1.2062 0.04847 97 80 14 3
3309 Yes, I can see the salmon is locally sourced, but is it fair trade? 1.2062 0.04381 97 78 18 1
3310 I will be your server this evening. My polar ice cap just melted and I needed to find a new profession rather quickly. 1.2062 0.04381 97 78 18 1
3311 I said catch the fish, not eat it. 1.2062 0.04381 97 78 18 1
3312 Is the "baked Alaska" still available? 1.2062 0.04502 97 81 13 3
3313 Actually, instead of the salmon, I'll have the chicken. 1.2062 0.04381 97 78 18 1
3314 No salmon. Alright, I'll have the chicken. 1.2062 0.04620 97 79 16 2
3315 Sorry, but I'd still like to change my order from the salmon to the sea bass. 1.2062 0.05064 97 81 12 4
3316 You’re out of the salmon? 1.2062 0.04381 97 78 18 1
3317 My responsibility extends to tipping waitstaff adequately for services, but does not extend to Arctic warmin 1.2062 0.04847 97 80 14 3
3318 I understand, the heat’s a bear in the kitchen. I still want my steak grilled well done. 1.2062 0.04847 97 80 14 3
3319 Nice effort but still no Klondike bar. 1.2062 0.04620 97 79 16 2
3320 I’ve change my mind about the salmon. I’ll just go with a burger instead. 1.2062 0.04847 97 80 14 3
3321 I hope you're not here for dessert. 1.2062 0.04620 97 79 16 2
3322 So the salmon is freshly caught? 1.2062 0.04381 97 78 18 1
3323 Ok, so you’re NOT s snowman, but you’re still abominable!!! 1.2062 0.05271 97 82 10 5
3324 Because of climate change, it’s raining bears now. 1.2062 0.05064 97 81 12 4
3325 On second thought, I think I'll go with the turf. 1.2062 0.04620 97 79 16 2
3326 Since salmon is unavailable, I’ll go with the roots and berries. 1.2062 0.04847 97 80 14 3
3327 Yes sir, the salmon’s caught fresh. 1.2062 0.04620 97 79 16 2
3328 Where’s the iceberg lettuce? 1.2062 0.04620 97 79 16 2
3329 No, I do not want the frozen scrod. Now go back out there and get me a salmon! 1.2062 0.04620 97 79 16 2
3330 Oh for God’s sake, it’s a Bull Market, somewhere." 1.2062 0.05271 97 82 10 5
3331 Quite literal this place, “a wet huge bear Chardonnay,” and yet here are. Ok. 1.2062 0.04620 97 79 16 2
3332 I hate to ask this of you, but I’ll have the salmon. 1.2062 0.04381 97 78 18 1
3333 I don't care how fresh the salmon is, I want a steak. 1.2062 0.04620 97 79 16 2
3334 Did the dog-groomer not have a blow-dryer? 1.2062 0.04620 97 79 16 2
3335 Goldilocks told me the salmon here was just wild enough. 1.2062 0.05271 97 82 10 5
3336 Well, if it's that fresh, I will have the seal. 1.2062 0.05064 97 81 12 4
3337 I’ll be with you in a shake. 1.2062 0.04847 97 80 14 3
3338 No excuses, just the bare facts, where's the salmon I orderd ? did you catch it and eat it? 1.2062 0.04620 97 79 16 2
3339 I said salmon-not striped bass. 1.2062 0.04847 97 80 14 3
3340 So did you leave her there or what? 1.2062 0.04847 97 80 14 3
3341 Are you absolutely certain that the fish is fresh? 1.2062 0.04381 97 78 18 1
3342 Geez, you bearly made it on time! Are you on menopaws!? 1.2062 0.04620 97 78 16 2
3343 I said medium rare, not rare. 1.2062 0.05271 97 82 10 5
3344 Christ! A bear! A wet bear! Don't they have towels around here? 1.2062 0.04381 97 78 18 1
3345 How fresh are the berries? 1.2062 0.04847 97 80 14 3
3346 No, they don't serve fish here, sorry! 1.2062 0.04847 97 80 14 3
3347 If the king salmon aren't running, you shouldn't have put them on the menu. 1.2062 0.04847 97 80 14 3
3348 Just how fresh is the catch of the day? 1.2062 0.04847 97 80 14 3
3349 OK, you get the annoying waitstaff prize. 1.2062 0.04381 97 78 18 1
3350 Scratch that; I'll have the ribeye 1.2062 0.04129 97 77 20 0
3351 Sorry to bother you, but I gotta try this Alaskan wild salmon! 1.2062 0.04847 97 80 14 3
3352 “Yes, but how do I know the salmon is in fact stream-to-table?” 1.2062 0.04620 97 79 16 2
3353 I hope you're reporting your tips. 1.2062 0.04847 97 80 14 3
3354 Well if the fresh caught salmon if no longer on the menu, just a couple Cornish game hens will do... 1.2062 0.04847 97 80 14 3
3355 I've changed my mind, I won't have the salmon. 1.2062 0.05271 97 82 10 5
3356 That's ok, I didn't want the salmon anyway. 1.2062 0.04381 97 78 18 1
3357 No, I asked for the ice in my polar bear blended. 1.2062 0.04620 97 79 16 2
3358 Do you have any iceberg lettuce? 1.2062 0.04620 97 79 16 2
3359 Get out of here! Grizzly bears aren't allowed in restaurants! 1.2062 0.04847 97 80 14 3
3360 OK, you made your point about global warming...but there's really no ice water left? 1.2062 0.04129 97 77 20 0
3361 I'll have the salmon tartare, but it must be very fresh 1.2062 0.04381 97 78 18 1
3362 Normally, yes, but today my lap is off bounds. 1.2062 0.04129 97 77 20 0
3363 Really? There's no fresh salmon? 1.2062 0.05064 97 81 12 4
3364 Well, if you don’t have fresh caught salmon, I guess I’ll order the chicken. 1.2062 0.04847 97 80 14 3
3365 Let me guess, no 'fresh catch' today. 1.2062 0.04620 97 79 16 2
3366 The somm said it was rather dry. 1.2062 0.04847 97 80 14 3
3367 OK. I got you the fresh fish. What's next? 1.2062 0.04129 97 77 20 0
3368 Excellent. I will have the Bear caught, wild Alaskan Salmon. 1.2062 0.05271 97 82 10 5
3369 How does the salmon look today? 1.2062 0.04620 97 79 16 2
3370 So, how is the fresh catch of the day? 1.2062 0.05064 97 81 12 4
3371 I can assure you, the catch of the day is extremely fresh. 1.2062 0.04847 97 80 14 3
3372 We're out of the salmon today. 1.2062 0.04847 97 80 14 3
3373 This restaurant seems unbearable... 1.2062 0.05064 97 81 12 4
3374 The grilled salmon looks good. 1.2062 0.04847 97 80 14 3
3375 Last time, the salmon could have been fresher. 1.2062 0.04620 97 79 16 2
3376 No, I don't want you to catch me something else from the stream, that where the fish with the hair on it came from! 1.2062 0.05064 97 81 12 4
3377 The salmon is wild-caught, I caught it myself and I am wild. 1.2043 0.04968 93 77 13 3
3378 On second thought, I don't want the freshly caught salmon after all. Bring me a venison steak. 1.2021 0.04682 94 77 15 2
3379 If I wanted to hear about the melting ice caps, I would watch Greta Thunberg on youtube. 1.2021 0.04164 94 75 19 0
3380 I'll start of with a canister of Pepper-Spray. 1.2021 0.05365 94 80 9 5
3381 But honey, it's raining out there. 1.2021 0.05147 94 79 11 4
3382 I'll have the salmon melt. 1.2021 0.04920 94 78 13 3
3383 On second thought, forget the salmon 1.2021 0.05147 94 79 11 4
3384 I’ll have the salmon, unless it’s on the endangered list as well. 1.2021 0.04682 94 77 15 2
3385 As the fresh salmon did not work out, the honey crusted veggies and roots will be splendid. 1.2021 0.04682 94 77 15 2
3386 Oh really? Well tell me, exactly how fresh is this fish of yours? 1.2021 0.04430 94 76 17 1
3387 Take off your wet coat and sit down. 1.2021 0.04920 94 78 13 3
3388 What do you have that's smoky? 1.2021 0.04430 94 76 17 1
3389 Do you have anything besides the freshly caught salmon? 1.2021 0.04430 94 76 17 1
3390 Bear me with me while I sweat this decision. 1.2021 0.04920 94 78 13 3
3391 I understand fresh caught salmon you offer is really something else. 1.2021 0.05147 94 79 11 4
3392 The salmon may have been fresh, but it was still undersized. 1.2021 0.04920 94 77 13 3
3393 If you'd taken an Uber like I did we'd have had time to order a chocolate souffle. 1.2021 0.05147 94 79 11 4
3394 Thanks, but I think I've changed my mind on the salmon, I'll have the steak. 1.2021 0.04920 94 78 13 3
3395 Don't tell me: you ate my salmon. 1.2021 0.04920 94 78 13 3
3396 On second thought, I'll have the chicken instead of the fresh caught salmon. 1.2021 0.04920 94 78 13 3
3397 How can you be sure the fish is wild-caught? 1.2021 0.04682 94 77 15 2
3398 Sorry, I’m a Republican and I want the Baked Alaska. 1.2021 0.04682 94 77 15 2
3399 If there is no bear-caught salmon to be had, I'll take the killer-bee honeycomb instead. 1.2021 0.04682 94 77 15 2
3400 Is the fresh caught salmon raised humanely? 1.2021 0.04920 94 78 13 3
3401 So I'm guessing the salmon is fresh? 1.2021 0.04682 94 77 15 2
3402 How's the salmon? Fresh? 1.2021 0.04430 94 76 17 1
3403 So, no fresh salmon today? 1.2021 0.04682 94 77 15 2
3404 It says the wild salmon is caught fresh daily. So how wild was it? 1.2021 0.04682 94 77 15 2
3405 What else do you have besides fish? 1.2021 0.04920 94 78 13 3
3406 No sweat, but bear with me. Would you recommend the blueberries for Sal? 1.2021 0.04920 94 78 13 3
3407 I thought someone had been sitting in my chair, ordering my porridge. 1.2021 0.05365 94 80 9 5
3408 You're out of salmon already? 1.2021 0.04164 94 75 19 0
3409 I hope the Chardonnay is chilled to your liking, sir. 1.2021 0.04682 94 77 15 2
3410 I'm guessing you're going to tell me they're out of salmon. 1.2021 0.04682 94 77 15 2
3411 We are unfortunately out of the fish. 1.2021 0.04920 94 78 13 3
3412 OK, if the wild caught salmon isn't available. . . 1.2021 0.04920 94 78 13 3
3413 If the river's out of salmon, I'll have a veal chop. 1.2021 0.04920 94 78 13 3
3414 How fresh is your seafood? 1.2021 0.04920 94 78 13 3
3415 Ok, I'll have the Artic Fox soup, a Narwhal steak - rare, of course, and Beluga whale souffle, Mr. Polar Bear... oh - sorry about that ice cap. Capitalism, you understand. 1.2021 0.05147 94 79 11 4
3416 Yes I checked !, we're definitely out of Salmon 1.2021 0.04682 94 77 15 2
3417 Sorry, we're out of salmon. 1.2021 0.04920 94 78 13 3
3418 oh, so you are out of salmon, can you go see if you have any trout 1.2021 0.04430 94 76 17 1
3419 Bear with me a little longer. 1.2021 0.04430 94 76 17 1
3420 On second thoughts I won't have the freshly caught wild salmon ... 1.2021 0.04430 94 76 17 1
3421 I would recommend our fish Sir, it is as fresh as they get. 1.2021 0.04920 94 78 13 3
3422 I take it the Coho is a no-go 1.2021 0.04920 94 78 13 3
3423 So, you highly recommend the fresh caught salmon. 1.2021 0.05147 94 79 11 4
3424 How’s the iceberg lettuce today? 1.2021 0.04430 94 76 17 1
3425 I'll take your word that the salmon is fresh caught. 1.2021 0.04682 94 77 15 2
3426 Apparently it wasn't your need for a shower that kept them from seating you. 1.2021 0.04920 94 78 13 3
3427 I'll have the catch of the day, please. 1.2021 0.04430 94 76 17 1
3428 Well if you're out of the salmon, then I'll have the cabernet. 1.2021 0.04430 94 76 17 1
3429 I’ve changed my mind. I don’t want the fresh salmon after all. 1.2021 0.04920 94 78 13 3
3430 I think I'll go with the steak. 1.2000 0.04637 95 78 15 2
3431 How Fresh Is The "Wild-caught Alaska Salmon"? 1.1979 0.04593 96 79 15 2
3432 Is the Atlantic cod fresh? 1.1979 0.04826 96 80 13 3
3433 How fresh is your wild caught salmon? 1.1979 0.04593 96 79 15 2
3434 I can "bearly" refuse the fresh salmon. 1.1978 0.04745 91 75 14 2
3435 Sir did you not request a quiet table with a view of the water? 1.1978 0.04480 91 74 16 1
3436 Well, if you can't get the salmon... 1.1978 0.04745 91 75 14 2
3437 So does this mean no more wedge salad? 1.1978 0.04745 91 75 14 2
3438 No, I asked for a DRY full-bodied accompaniment. 1.1978 0.04745 91 75 14 2
3439 I hear your salmon catch is very fresh. 1.1978 0.05463 91 78 8 5
3440 May I take your roarder? 1.1978 0.03570 91 76 13 1
3441 How much for a salmon tartare? 1.1978 0.04745 91 75 14 2
3442 What’s that dripping off of you—the marinade?” 1.1978 0.04745 91 75 14 2
3443 OK, you've found me. This is about fish, isn't it? 1.1978 0.04745 91 75 14 2
3444 The menu says that your salmon is fresh-caught. I presume that means by you? 1.1978 0.04199 91 73 18 0
3445 If you really are out of salmon, then I will have the halibut. Could you put a fresh huckleberry sauce on the side? 1.1978 0.05234 91 77 10 4
3446 I'll have the farm-raised salmon. 1.1978 0.04996 91 76 12 3
3447 Are you SURE the daily catch is fresh? 1.1978 0.04480 91 74 16 1
3448 I'm sorry, did you say you caught the salmon yourself? 1.1978 0.05234 91 77 10 4
3449 Are you sure the trout is wild-caught? 1.1978 0.04480 91 74 16 1
3450 Get off my case. If I want a steak, I’ll have a steak. 1.1978 0.04745 91 75 14 2
3451 I'll have the Not-So-Artic Char 1.1978 0.04745 91 75 14 2
3452 Sorry, somebody just snagged the last salmon. 1.1978 0.04996 91 76 12 3
3453 I'll have the Arctic Char with Grilled Iceberg Lett... on second thought, I'll just look at the dessert menu. 1.1978 0.04996 91 76 12 3
3454 Do you recommend the "Global Warming Special"? 1.1978 0.04480 91 74 16 1
3455 Can you assure me that the salmon is fresh?" 1.1978 0.04745 91 75 14 2
3456 I suppose you’ll want me to pay for the dry cleaning. 1.1978 0.04745 91 75 14 2
3457 Sorry, no iceberg lettuce. 1.1978 0.04480 91 74 16 1
3458 So, no “Baked Alaska” for you tonight? 1.1978 0.04480 91 74 16 1
3459 I just love authentic Artic cusine. I hear the baby back harp seal ribs are excellent here. 1.1978 0.04996 91 76 12 3
3460 Is this a typo? Shouldn't you be listing camembert, not common bear? 1.1978 0.04745 91 75 14 2
3461 Just bear with me and we'll get you cleaned up in a jiffy. 1.1978 0.04745 91 75 14 2
3462 David decided to send the ours d'oeuvres back. 1.1978 0.04745 91 75 14 2
3463 Out of salmon? Well, guess I’ll have the duck instead. 1.1978 0.04745 91 75 14 2
3464 Wait a minute...You're not my waiter! You're a sopping wet bear! I'm giving this place is getting two stars on yelp. 1.1978 0.04745 91 75 14 2
3465 So, Smoky, you prevented that forest fire. Are you finally happy now? 1.1978 0.04199 91 73 18 0
3466 I can see the arctic is melting, its all over you. Will I still get my trout? 1.1978 0.05234 91 77 10 4
3467 Thanks for coming inside I hate eating alone. 1.1978 0.04996 91 76 12 3
3468 The salmon got away. May I recommend shrimp scampi? 1.1978 0.04996 91 76 12 3
3469 I told you that they served salmon here, Janice. You never listen. 1.1978 0.05234 91 77 10 4
3470 Sure, sure. Just tell me the specials 1.1978 0.04480 91 74 16 1
3471 I've changed my mind. I'd like the trout. 1.1978 0.05463 91 78 8 5
3472 OK, so no fresh salmon. How about the young seal? 1.1978 0.04745 91 75 14 2
3473 I hope you don't mind me enjoying fine dining when your home is melting away. 1.1978 0.04745 91 75 14 2
3474 I will also have the fresh salmon. 1.1978 0.04996 91 76 12 3
3475 On second thought, I'm feeling more 'turf' . 1.1978 0.04996 91 76 12 3
3476 I would like the fresh salmon. 1.1978 0.04745 91 75 14 2
3477 How can you be out of the salmon? 1.1978 0.04480 91 74 16 1
3478 This riddle will bring you to your honey, so listen carefully... 1.1978 0.04480 91 74 16 1
3479 Climate change, Sweat yoga...what is it this week? 1.1978 0.04745 91 75 14 2
3480 Bear Grylls, I know it's you in that bear suit. 1.1978 0.04480 91 74 16 1
3481 I suggest a hot ginger tea, it’s very warming. 1.1978 0.04996 91 76 12 3
3482 Yeah, about that salmon-- I think I'd rather go for the steak. 1.1978 0.04745 91 75 14 2
3483 Ask the maitre de. 1.1978 0.04996 91 76 12 3
3484 Seems like whenever I'm here, you are all out of the salmon... 1.1978 0.04480 91 74 16 1
3485 I'm really in the mood for fish sticks. 1.1978 0.04996 91 76 12 3
3486 So. Salmon is out? 1.1978 0.04745 91 75 14 2
3487 Is your salmon sourced locally? 1.1978 0.04480 91 74 16 1
3488 Is the Arctic Char fresh? 1.1978 0.04745 91 75 14 2
3489 Do you have seal on the menu? 1.1978 0.04745 91 75 14 2
3490 Al Gore is your go-to-man for melting icebergs. I’m only interested in a steak. 1.1978 0.04480 91 74 16 1
3491 May be it’s my accent , sorry I asked for a’waiter ’ not ‘wet bear’ 1.1978 0.04996 91 76 12 3
3492 Wait, you're saying that my waiter ran off AND the chef ran out of the poached salmon! 1.1978 0.04745 91 75 14 2
3493 Are you quite sure the Alaskan salmon is fresh? 1.1978 0.04480 91 74 16 1
3494 You're right waiter, the bear tartare is certainly fresh... waiter? 1.1978 0.04745 91 75 14 2
3495 How fresh is the salmon, again? 1.1978 0.04745 91 75 14 2
3496 I'll have your ecosystem, thank you. 1.1978 0.04745 91 75 14 2
3497 Can I just say, I bugs me when waiters don't write down orders, and drip. 1.1978 0.04745 91 75 14 2
3498 How do you know the wild salmon is fresh-caught? 1.1978 0.04480 91 74 16 1
3499 Well if you can't catch a salmon, do you recommend the household trash or the grub platter? 1.1978 0.04745 91 75 14 2
3500 Excuse me, I've been waiting for service since Winter started. 1.1978 0.04996 91 76 12 3
3501 Bear with me... but is it possible to do the Cobb Salad without the lettuce? 1.1978 0.04745 91 75 14 2
3502 Indeed, I am Lou Hale the King of Cryogenics! What's up? 1.1978 0.04996 91 76 12 3
3503 Sorry, I already ordered us the salmon. 1.1978 0.04996 91 76 12 3
3504 Sorry, the Catch of the Day got away. 1.1978 0.04480 91 74 16 1
3505 I’ll have a Root Bear float with a side of bearies. 1.1978 0.04745 91 75 14 2
3506 I'll have the Seal, sauteed... 1.1978 0.04480 91 74 16 1
3507 Our company’s being acquired by Wet Polar Bear Market& Cookhouse. 1.1978 0.04480 91 74 16 1
3508 Explain again why I should be eating vegetarian. 1.1978 0.04199 91 73 18 0
3509 I don't suppose I have a snowball's chance in hell of ordering dinner now. 1.1978 0.04745 91 75 14 2
3510 I'm sorry, raw seal is not on the menu 1.1978 0.04342 91 76 13 2
3511 You got me out of the tub just to order that dreck? 1.1978 0.05463 91 78 8 5
3512 The day before yesterday I gave you honey. Yesterday I gave you more honey. I’ll order you some honey to go but after this you have to make your own way without my assistance. 1.1978 0.04480 91 74 16 1
3513 I’m thinking King Crab. What’s your bite on it? 1.1978 0.05234 91 77 10 4
3514 I’m actually going to go with the duck instead of the salmon. 1.1978 0.04745 91 75 14 2
3515 I bearly had time to open the menu, please paws and give me a minute. 1.1978 0.04996 91 76 12 3
3516 Seems to me, the least you could do is shake off the excess water in your coat. The dogs do. 1.1978 0.04745 91 75 14 2
3517 Ah the Salmon Are Running ... 1.1978 0.04745 91 75 14 2
3518 I think I'll have the fresh salmon. 1.1978 0.04745 91 75 14 2
3519 This is refreshing. My last date was a dry shrew. 1.1978 0.04745 91 75 14 2
3520 I am tired of your constant whining about global climate change! 1.1978 0.04996 91 76 12 3
3521 How's the bear soup? 1.1978 0.04996 91 76 12 3
3522 So why did you run out of iceberg lettuce? 1.1978 0.04480 91 74 16 1
3523 I've changed my mind. I think I'd like the pasta instead of the salmon. 1.1978 0.04745 91 75 14 2
3524 You're late. Red or white? 1.1978 0.05234 91 77 10 4
3525 No, I haven't made up my mind yet. Chill, will ya? 1.1978 0.04745 91 75 14 2
3526 I would like a salmon, fresh from the river. 1.1978 0.04996 91 76 12 3
3527 Again? 1.1978 0.04745 91 75 14 2
3528 I think you've got that backwards, sir. You've been ignoring climate change long enough so tonight you're the one on the menu. 1.1978 0.04996 91 76 12 3
3529 How about if we share the salmon fillet? 1.1978 0.04745 91 75 14 2
3530 I’m not happy about this either, my friend, but once you knock back that Beaujolais aperitif, I think you’ll really get into the chef’s hazelnut panko-crusted seal filet on a bed of light cream sauce with just a tease of habanero. 1.1978 0.04996 91 76 12 3
3531 Do you recommend the bear paws? 1.1978 0.04996 91 76 12 3
3532 But how can you be sure the salmon is fresh? 1.1978 0.04480 91 74 16 1
3533 My apologizes but salmon will not be served this evening. 1.1978 0.04996 91 76 12 3
3534 Have you got any fresh salmon? 1.1978 0.04480 91 74 16 1
3535 The brook trout. Very dry. 1.1978 0.04745 91 75 14 2
3536 I’ve changed my mind. I’ll have steak, not salmon. 1.1978 0.04480 91 74 16 1
3537 And you're certain the salmon is freshly wild-caught? 1.1978 0.04996 91 76 12 3
3538 How fresh is the day's catch? 1.1978 0.04996 91 76 12 3
3539 I take it there's no Catch of the Day? 1.1978 0.04745 91 75 14 2
3540 Well, there IS salmon, however, no pic-a nic baskets. 1.1978 0.05234 91 77 10 4
3541 Thanks for coming out of hibernation to answer my question about the salmon. 1.1978 0.04745 91 75 14 2
3542 OK; I take you at your word: 'No more salmon'. 1.1978 0.04480 91 74 16 1
3543 Judging by your appearance, am I to assume that tonight's salmon special is locally sourced? 1.1978 0.04480 91 74 16 1
3544 My regrets for the confusion, but I had asked for another libation from the wet BAR.... 1.1978 0.04745 91 75 14 2
3545 I’ll have the wild caught salmon, please. 1.1957 0.04698 92 76 14 2
3546 You say the salmon comes from where? 1.1957 0.04946 92 77 12 3
3547 So where's my trout 1.1957 0.04437 92 75 16 1
3548 We're out of fish. 1.1957 0.04698 92 76 14 2
3549 I'll have the garlic salmon, the salmon vegetable medley and a slice of the salmon cheesecake. 1.1957 0.04946 92 77 12 3
3550 I'll have the advertised special freshly caught salmon, please! 1.1957 0.04437 92 75 16 1
3551 I'll have the fresh caught fish. 1.1957 0.04698 92 76 14 2
3552 So your iceberg melted? Deal with it. 1.1957 0.04437 92 75 16 1
3553 Did any champagne make it in the glass? 1.1957 0.04159 92 74 18 0
3554 I never told the maître d, "Bear with me". 1.1957 0.04437 92 75 16 1
3555 Sorry, you're in my seat 1.1957 0.04946 92 77 12 3
3556 Could you bring me a fresh Salmon for Dinner? 1.1957 0.04698 92 76 14 2
3557 Can I get that served "Animal Style" with fries? 1.1957 0.04437 92 75 16 1
3558 Tell me about your Rainforest Basket. 1.1957 0.04437 92 75 16 1
3559 You've convinced me. I'll try the Fresh Polar Ice Cap Special. 1.1957 0.04698 92 76 14 2
3560 ...Had you followed Smokey the Bears' guidelines the sprinklers wouldn't have activated, right? 1.1957 0.04946 92 77 12 3
3561 No! I ordered BAKED Alaska! 1.1957 0.04698 92 76 14 2
3562 I assure you this menu is fossil fuel free. 1.1957 0.04159 92 74 18 0
3563 So Sorry, there’s no Frozen Alaska on the menu ...just the baked. 1.1957 0.04159 92 74 18 0
3564 You're late, and I don't want to hear excuses. 1.1957 0.04698 92 76 14 2
3565 Bear with me a minute... I just can't decide 1.1957 0.04698 92 76 14 2
3566 Is the catch of the night gluten-free? 1.1957 0.04698 92 76 14 2
3567 Would You like some Fish? 1.1957 0.04437 92 75 16 1
3568 Do you have any fresher salmon? 1.1957 0.05182 92 78 10 4
3569 So, no fresh salmon tonight? Never send a Polar to do a Grizzly's job. 1.1957 0.05182 92 78 10 4
3570 Bugger. I really felt like eating salmon tonight. 1.1957 0.04698 92 76 14 2
3571 I can assure you the Alaska salmon is fresh caught...I just caught it! 1.1957 0.04698 92 76 14 2
3572 No, seal is not on the menu here... Sorry about your ice... 1.1957 0.04698 92 76 14 2
3573 No salmon you say? 1.1957 0.04698 92 76 14 2
3574 Did you look under the mat? 1.1957 0.04946 92 77 12 3
3575 Can I get some ice water please? 1.1957 0.05182 92 78 10 4
3576 Is it really too much to ask for some ice 1.1957 0.04698 92 76 14 2
3577 Hey, don't sweat it—but my porridge better damn well be just right. 1.1957 0.04698 92 76 14 2
3578 Are you absolutely certain the wild salmon is fresh caught? 1.1957 0.04946 92 77 12 3
3579 On second thought, another cold wine will be fine. 1.1957 0.04946 92 77 12 3
3580 Trigger warning, Baked Alaska is the dessert special. 1.1957 0.04437 92 75 16 1
3581 You were supposed to bring it to the chef, not eat it. 1.1957 0.04437 92 75 16 1
3582 For dessert I’ll have an aged scotch with a water bear. 1.1957 0.05182 92 78 10 4
3583 They serve fresh salmon here, you know. 1.1957 0.04698 92 76 14 2
3584 Next time, don't ask me if the farmed salmon is acceptable, got it? 1.1957 0.04437 92 75 16 1
3585 Bring me a dry martini. 1.1957 0.04698 92 76 14 2
3586 My home's melting and you're ordering dinner? What're you thinking??? 1.1957 0.04698 92 76 14 2
3587 I thought employees just washed their hands in the woods. 1.1957 0.04437 92 75 16 1
3588 That's the last umbrella I buy from a bodega. 1.1957 0.04437 92 75 16 1
3589 What do you mean you're out of fish? 1.1957 0.04437 92 75 16 1
3590 Hate to tell you bruh but there is no Salmon on the menu 1.1957 0.04437 92 75 16 1
3591 Sir, may I recommend the Seal salad? It's caught locally. 1.1957 0.04946 92 77 12 3
3592 Thanks for your efforts to get the fresh-caught salmon, but now I think I want the trout. 1.1957 0.04698 92 76 14 2
3593 Our special is a fish I caught with my own jaws 1.1957 0.04437 92 75 16 1
3594 No sir we don’t have any ice. 1.1957 0.05407 92 79 8 5
3595 Rinse before you eat. 1.1957 0.04437 92 75 16 1
3596 I’ll have what you’re having...but, with the water on the side. 1.1957 0.04698 92 76 14 2
3597 Sorry, we couldn't get the salmon today. 1.1957 0.04698 92 76 14 2
3598 In addition to the fresh Chinook Salmon, let's try grilled eggplant and a lean waldorf salad. 1.1957 0.04437 92 75 16 1
3599 I've been told that your fresh mountain trout is the freshest in town. 1.1957 0.04437 92 75 16 1
3600 So today's special is a nice cool Gazpacho. 1.1957 0.04698 92 76 14 2
3601 Ok. I'll have the fresh salmon. 1.1957 0.04437 92 75 16 1
3602 What do you mean you can find any fresh fish? 1.1957 0.04437 92 75 16 1
3603 You need to start taking sponge baths. 1.1957 0.04698 92 76 14 2
3604 I'm sorry, I forgot I was in Kentucky. I asked my waiter if they have a wet BAR! 1.1957 0.05182 92 78 10 4
3605 So the salmon is fresh, and is the venison dry aged? 1.1957 0.04159 92 74 18 0
3606 Well, look what the bear dragged in. 1.1957 0.04159 92 74 18 0
3607 Oh, well then, I'll have it straight up. 1.1957 0.04946 92 77 12 3
3608 ...mais non, garçon, il fait encore trop froid! 1.1957 0.04698 92 76 14 2
3609 No, I have my wine and did not order a cold beer 1.1957 0.04698 92 76 14 2
3610 Sir, have you read the sign? "No gargantuan, hirsute, ursine pets in this vicinity 1.1957 0.04698 92 76 14 2
3611 Could you say I'm with you? I need to use the ... 1.1957 0.04437 92 75 16 1
3612 I don't find the special sustainable at all. 1.1957 0.04698 92 76 14 2
3613 Sorry sir we are completely out of freshly caught fish 1.1957 0.04437 92 75 16 1
3614 Yes, the wild caught salmon. 1.1957 0.04437 92 75 16 1
3615 I'm told your specialty is the baked Alaska. 1.1957 0.04946 92 77 12 3
3616 Bear with me while I evaluate the options. 1.1957 0.05182 92 78 10 4
3617 I take it you're out of the salmon? 1.1957 0.04159 92 74 18 0
3618 Well, never mind the gluten-free salmon. I'll just have a salad to go. 1.1957 0.04698 92 76 14 2
3619 So, your telling me fish is now off the menu? 1.1957 0.04437 92 75 16 1
3620 Rain or shine, I wasn't going to hold up dinner waiting for you to finish yet another hibernation! 1.1957 0.04946 92 77 12 3
3621 Well, at least you knew enough. 1.1957 0.04437 92 75 16 1
3622 You're sure the trout is fresh? 1.1957 0.04698 92 76 14 2
3623 Sorry, they're out of salmon here too. 1.1957 0.04698 92 76 14 2
3624 What about... "A flurry of cocktails on the rocks"? Mia B. Shellabarger, Goleta, CA 1.1957 0.04946 92 77 12 3
3625 Your late again! Please, don't give me another soggy, wet excuse. 1.1957 0.04946 92 77 12 3
3626 So would you say your salmon is free range? 1.1935 0.04652 93 77 14 2
3627 So Little Red Riding Hood is not cooking tonight and you're the sous chef? 1.1932 0.04531 88 72 15 1
3628 What took you so long Teddy? You havent changed since I was eight... 1.1932 0.05075 88 74 11 3
3629 and I'd like an ice water. 1.1919 0.04229 99 81 17 1
3630 How is the soup today? 1.1910 0.05022 89 75 11 3
3631 I’m sorry for the ice in my glass joke, so I’ll just have the Seal Tartare if that’s ok with you. 1.1910 0.04761 89 74 13 2
3632 Wow, the trout here is fresh. 1.1910 0.04190 89 72 17 0
3633 Look, I get it--the words we use are important. But I'd still like to have the Baked Alaska. 1.1910 0.04761 89 74 13 2
3634 I wasn’t sure you were ever going to make it in time. 1.1910 0.04761 89 74 13 2
3635 I said wild BOAR. 1.1910 0.05022 89 75 11 3
3636 How's the seal today? 1.1910 0.05270 89 76 9 4
3637 Thank you but I am still going with the baked Alaska. 1.1910 0.04761 89 74 13 2
3638 I guess you wouldn't know the special of the day. 1.1910 0.04761 89 74 13 2
3639 What? No fresh seal today??? 1.1910 0.04761 89 74 13 2
3640 I find the wine to be barely aged and surprisingly dry. 1.1910 0.05022 89 75 11 3
3641 I was wondering whether the salmon was fresh. 1.1910 0.04485 89 73 15 1
3642 So either there's a downpour or the salmon is very fresh 1.1910 0.04190 89 72 17 0
3643 I'd like the salmon you just caught. 1.1910 0.05022 89 75 11 3
3644 Sorry to disappoint you, Sir, the waters are out of fish. I looked everywhere, trust me! 1.1910 0.04761 89 74 13 2
3645 That's ok, I'll have the tuna instead. 1.1910 0.04761 89 74 13 2
3646 I'm sorry sir, the salmon on the menu is no longer available 1.1910 0.04761 89 74 13 2
3647 Hey man! What's the last news about climate change? 1.1910 0.04485 89 73 14 1
3648 No. I will not order seal for you. 1.1910 0.04190 89 72 17 0
3649 You still have yet to whet my appetite 1.1910 0.04485 89 73 15 1
3650 Ok, I’ll order the salmon special, but you’re only getting a bite. 1.1910 0.04761 89 74 13 2
3651 Are you really recommending the raw sea bass? 1.1910 0.04485 89 73 15 1
3652 No Baked Alaska? 1.1910 0.05270 89 76 9 4
3653 I'll skip the specials. May I just have some more water and another basket of bread? 1.1910 0.04190 89 72 17 0
3654 It appears we've both been catfished. 1.1910 0.04761 89 74 13 2
3655 Excuse me, sir, is there any way we could turn the air down? 1.1910 0.05270 89 76 9 4
3656 My dear Sheila, as I have cautioned you before, be careful what you wish for. 1.1910 0.05022 89 75 11 3
3657 You bearly made it in time for our reservations. 1.1910 0.05022 89 75 11 3
3658 But what evidence do you have that the wild Alaskan salmon is freshly caught? 1.1910 0.05022 89 75 11 3
3659 Don't tell me -- fresh wild-caught Alaska salmon is off, right?" 1.1910 0.04485 89 73 15 1
3660 I assume the fish is frozen? 1.1910 0.04761 89 74 13 2
3661 You should have just used the restroom like everybody else. 1.1910 0.04485 89 73 15 1
3662 I'll have the marinated bear. 1.1910 0.05022 89 75 11 3
3663 I had salmon last night. I'll try the prime rib. 1.1910 0.05022 89 75 11 3
3664 No, you idiot...I asked if you had a wet BAR! 1.1910 0.04761 89 74 13 2
3665 Really, I WON'T ask! Please DON'T tell! 1.1910 0.04485 89 73 15 1
3666 I hesitate to tell you how to do your job, but perhaps you should write down my order this time. 1.1910 0.04485 89 73 15 1
3667 When I fantacizing a bare-bodied waitress this is not what I had in mind. 1.1910 0.04485 89 73 15 1
3668 Excuse me sir...do they have any ice at this restaurant? There is none left at the North Pole. 1.1910 0.04761 89 74 13 2
3669 I was hoping for a Bison steak but if you've caught enough salmon, I could have surf and turf. 1.1910 0.05022 89 75 11 3
3670 So, who do you think would win in a fight, polar bears or global warming? 1.1910 0.04485 89 73 15 1
3671 I know you must be hungry, but this wine doesn't pair well with humans 1.1910 0.04485 89 73 15 1
3672 And for dessert, my good bear, I'll have baby seal on the half shell. 1.1910 0.04190 89 72 17 0
3673 Waiter. I said "waiter," not "wetter." 1.1910 0.04485 89 73 15 1
3674 Raw seal sounds nice, but I think I’ll have a salad. 1.1910 0.05022 89 75 11 3
3675 I'll start with the iceberg lettuce salad, followed by the previously frozen halibut, and then baked Alaska for dessert. 1.1910 0.04761 89 74 13 2
3676 You're telling me that the live salmon tank is out of stock? How is that possible? 1.1910 0.05022 89 75 11 3
3677 How fresh is the mouth-caught salmon? 1.1910 0.05022 89 75 11 3
3678 I destroyed your ice patch? Well, take a number, kid. You have no idea how much it costs to air condition this place. They call it global warming, not poor me polar bear warming! 1.1910 0.05022 89 75 11 3
3679 I'll have the Global Warming hors d'oeuvre tray and a plate of sun dried beached fish of the day. 1.1910 0.04761 89 74 13 2
3680 The seal blubber is extra - shall we do it anyway? 1.1910 0.04190 89 72 17 0
3681 'Pardon, did you just howl about climate change or spare change?' 1.1910 0.04190 89 72 17 0
3682 The joke goes, “a wet bear walks into a bar,” not, “a wet bear walks into a gastropub.” 1.1910 0.04761 89 74 13 2
3683 The ice caps are melting? Well that must be why my drink is so lukewarm. Fetch me a new one with extra ice. 1.1910 0.04761 89 74 13 2
3684 I ordered you the baked Alaska. 1.1910 0.04761 89 74 13 2
3685 so, don’t have wild salmon, what about honey bbq chicken?.. 1.1910 0.05022 89 75 11 3
3686 I'd like my salmon with the fresh honey glaze. 1.1910 0.04190 89 72 17 0
3687 Sorry, I ordered the last salmon 1.1910 0.04190 89 72 17 0
3688 I don’t want to hear about how long it took to get across the river. 1.1910 0.05270 89 76 9 4
3689 I would like my steak rarer than an intact ice cap 1.1910 0.04761 89 74 13 2
3690 Yes,Clive---I DO appreciate the fact that the salmon special was just swimming in the river 'literally moments ago',but I still want the damn strip steak...blood rare." 1.1889 0.05450 90 78 7 5
3691 No fresh fish AGAIN? You're fired! 1.1889 0.05216 90 77 9 4
3692 You used up ALL the ice cubes to make that drink 1.1889 0.04970 90 76 11 3
3693 So you’ve tried the soup? 1.1881 0.04386 101 84 15 2
3694 I'll have the fresh Salmon Suchi, please. 1.1875 0.04270 96 79 16 1
3695 Ok..Now I do believe in Global Warming..And I 'll have the fish special 1.1868 0.04920 91 77 11 3
3696 On second thought, skip the salmon. 1.1860 0.04533 86 71 14 1
3697 Have you tried the salmon? 1.1860 0.05101 86 73 10 3
3698 Need I inquire if the salmon is fresh? 1.1860 0.04533 86 71 14 1
3699 Baked Alaska it is, then. 1.1860 0.04826 86 72 12 2
3700 Yeah, I'll have another fresh Alaskan Salmon. Be gentle with the teeth this time. 1.1860 0.04826 86 72 12 2
3701 Yes, I get it, the salmon is fresh. 1.1860 0.04826 86 72 12 2
3702 It's just a simple question. If you don't have baked Alaska, you don't have it! 1.1860 0.04533 86 71 14 1
3703 no fresh-caught salmon today ? 1.1860 0.04826 86 72 12 2
3704 I'll have the salmon, and make sure it's fresh. 1.1860 0.04533 86 71 14 1
3705 Bear with me... bear with me... me with bear! 1.1860 0.04826 86 72 12 2
3706 I gave at the office. 1.1860 0.04533 86 71 14 1
3707 On second thought, cancel the freshly caught salmon. 1.1860 0.05612 86 75 6 5
3708 Why is the catch of the day always trout? 1.1860 0.04826 86 72 12 2
3709 Nice. 1.1860 0.04533 86 71 14 1
3710 On second thought, you can skip the salmon. I’ll have the venison steak instead. 1.1860 0.04826 86 72 12 2
3711 Is the trout caught fresh? 1.1860 0.04826 86 72 12 2
3712 Sir, the only dessert left on the menu is Baked Alaska. 1.1860 0.04533 86 70 14 1
3713 I’ll have the salmon, please. 1.1860 0.04533 86 71 14 1
3714 I’ve been here 20 min, and you are blaming climate change? 1.1860 0.05101 86 73 10 3
3715 Well, the immigrant pool is obviously shrinking too! 1.1860 0.04221 86 70 16 0
3716 Are You Sure The Salmon Is Really Fresh? 1.1860 0.04533 86 71 14 1
3717 Do you think its a little hot in here? 1.1860 0.04533 86 71 14 1
3718 What do you mean "there is no more salmon"? 1.1860 0.05101 86 73 10 3
3719 What do you mean, there's no ice? 1.1860 0.05101 86 72 10 3
3720 Yes, the salmon is very fresh and wild caught. 1.1860 0.04221 86 70 16 0
3721 I'm afraid you're too late. I've already ordered the last salmon special. 1.1860 0.04826 86 72 12 2
3722 I'd like the baked Alaska, a la Thunberg 1.1860 0.05101 86 73 10 3
3723 Well, can I get you some ice? 1.1860 0.04826 86 72 12 2
3724 I understand that it’s busy back there, but I’d prefer the fresh salmon. 1.1860 0.05101 86 73 10 3
3725 You are really out of the salmon? 1.1860 0.05101 86 73 10 3
3726 No iceberg? How about romaine? 1.1860 0.04533 86 71 14 1
3727 Evolution has not been kind to you, I see. 1.1860 0.04533 86 71 14 1
3728 What do you mean, no fresh fish? 1.1860 0.04221 86 70 16 0
3729 I'm sure the salmon is quite fresh, but I'll have the fried chicken. 1.1860 0.04533 86 71 14 1
3730 Yes, the salmon is fresh. 1.1860 0.04826 86 72 12 2
3731 I order Baked Alaska, and this is what I get? 1.1860 0.04533 86 71 14 1
3732 Uh, make that a vegan burger. 1.1860 0.04826 86 72 12 2
3733 What? No salmon? 1.1860 0.04533 86 71 14 1
3734 I guess this rules out the baked Alaska. 1.1860 0.04826 86 72 12 2
3735 I NEED A TOWEL AND HOT COFFEE 1.1860 0.04826 86 72 12 2
3736 so then, no Salmon 1.1860 0.04826 86 72 12 2
3737 Can I get the baby seal, just stunned? 1.1860 0.05363 86 74 8 4
3738 Is the Alaska sockeye salmon farm raised or wild caught? 1.1860 0.04826 86 72 12 2
3739 How is the salmon prepared? 1.1860 0.05101 86 73 10 3
3740 How fresh is the iceberg lettuce? 1.1860 0.04533 86 71 14 1
3741 Says here 'Fresh polar ice catch.' How fresh is 'fresh' 1.1860 0.04826 86 72 12 2
3742 I was wondering if you could tell me a little bit about the salmon. 1.1860 0.04826 86 72 12 2
3743 You say the salmon's pretty fresh? 1.1860 0.04533 86 71 14 1
3744 Baked Alsaka is a dessert. Why do you ask? 1.1860 0.04533 86 71 14 1
3745 Did you get the salmon? 1.1860 0.04826 86 72 12 2
3746 Room for one more? 1.1860 0.04826 86 72 12 2
3747 I'm sorry sir, we are out of wild caught salmon. 1.1860 0.05101 86 73 10 3
3748 We're about to run out of Baked Alaskas 1.1860 0.05363 86 74 8 4
3749 We're out of the fresh salmon. 1.1860 0.05101 86 73 10 3
3750 Salmon special looks worth the wait. 1.1860 0.04533 86 71 14 1
3751 On second thought. I’ll take it well done. 1.1860 0.05101 86 73 10 3
3752 I'll have the fresh iced Alaska King Crab. 1.1860 0.04221 86 70 16 0
3753 Nope, sorry, I'm not seeing any seal on the menu. 1.1860 0.04826 86 72 12 2
3754 Is the salmon farm-raised? 1.1860 0.04533 86 71 14 1
3755 I think I’ll have the baked Alaska, please. 1.1860 0.04221 86 70 16 0
3756 Personally, I'd highly recommend the seal tartare 1.1860 0.05101 86 73 10 3
3757 You know, you can just ORDER the salmon. 1.1860 0.04533 86 71 14 1
3758 Might I suggest the salmon, it is very fresh. 1.1860 0.04826 86 72 12 2
3759 Down the hallway next to the bar. 1.1860 0.04826 86 71 12 2
3760 Escuse me Sir, but we're out of fresh wild-caught salmon. 1.1860 0.05101 86 73 10 3
3761 Mmmm, you say the fresh seal looks good? 1.1860 0.04221 86 70 16 0
3762 I won't bother asking if you have the iceberg salad. 1.1860 0.04533 86 71 14 1
3763 So you can assure me the salmon is really that fresh? 1.1860 0.04533 86 71 14 1
3764 ... and I'll finish with the Baked Alaska. 1.1860 0.04533 86 71 14 1
3765 May I suggest the wild salmon? I guarantee it's fresh. 1.1860 0.04221 86 70 16 0
3766 Uhhh on second thought, I think I'll have a salad 1.1860 0.04221 86 70 16 0
3767 I heard the charred iceberg was out of this world. 1.1860 0.04533 86 71 14 1
3768 And how is your salmon? Is it fresh? 1.1860 0.04221 86 70 16 0
3769 I’m sorry to hear there’s no more ice. I prefer bourbon on the rocks. 1.1860 0.05101 86 73 10 3
3770 Sir, we're out of fresh salmon. 1.1860 0.04826 86 72 12 2
3771 Their offering of "Fresh Artic Wildlife" is not quite what I had in mind. 1.1860 0.04826 86 72 12 2
3772 Sorry, no fresh salmon. 1.1860 0.04533 86 71 14 1
3773 I see the salmon is indeed fresh! 1.1860 0.04533 86 71 14 1
3774 Are you certain the Salmon is fresh out of a stream ? 1.1860 0.04533 86 71 14 1
3775 OK, if you can assure me that the salmon is fresh-caught, I guess I'll have that. 1.1860 0.04533 86 71 14 1
3776 I suggest the iceberg lettuce salad, but if I were you I’d avoid the baked Alaska. 1.1860 0.04533 86 71 14 1
3777 The service here is unbearable. 1.1860 0.04826 86 72 12 2
3778 I assume it will be the fish 1.1860 0.04533 86 71 14 1
3779 You're sure the salmon's "wild caught"? 1.1860 0.04221 86 70 16 0
3780 Here's the salmon you ordered. I had to catch it myself 1.1860 0.04533 86 71 14 1
3781 So is your Alaskan wild catch salmon fresh today ? 1.1860 0.04221 86 70 16 0
3782 What, no fish today? 1.1860 0.04533 86 71 14 1
3783 We’re not actually talking about polar floes in this scene. 1.1860 0.04533 86 70 14 1
3784 I take it the salmon is super-fresh? 1.1860 0.04533 86 71 14 1
3785 I was told the salmon here is very fresh. 1.1860 0.04221 86 70 16 0
3786 Are you sure it is fresh! 1.1860 0.05101 86 73 10 3
3787 Don't hate the player, hate the game. 1.1860 0.04533 86 71 14 1
3788 I know the snow caps are melting, but not when I'm eating. 1.1860 0.04826 86 72 12 2
3789 the wine bearer stood nervously as the wine list was being critiqued 1.1860 0.04826 86 72 12 2
3790 Oh, I don't see you on the menu 1.1860 0.04533 86 71 14 1
3791 The salmon is very fresh 1.1860 0.04533 86 71 14 1
3792 Will you hand me the ice please. 1.1860 0.04533 86 71 14 1
3793 If you can't get wild salmon I will settle for farm-raised" 1.1860 0.04533 86 71 14 1
3794 I'll have the cobb salad, please. 1.1860 0.04826 86 72 12 2
3795 No, not the usual. Surprise me! 1.1860 0.04826 86 72 12 2
3796 Honey, is that you? 1.1860 0.05101 86 73 10 3
3797 That's very disappointing. Perhaps you'll have better luck with the trout. 1.1860 0.04533 86 71 14 1
3798 Stop coming to dates all wet, Jenny, it's unbearable" 1.1860 0.04826 86 72 12 2
3799 I must admit it’s an unconventional ional bearnaise sauce. 1.1860 0.04533 86 71 14 1
3800 I know that it's raining outside, but don't you own an umbrella? 1.1860 0.05363 86 74 8 4
3801 If you're out of the salmon, then why did you recommend it? 1.1860 0.05363 86 74 8 4
3802 I’ll take the salmon if it’s so fresh it’s still jumping in the river. 1.1860 0.05101 86 73 10 3
3803 Is the wild salmon is freshly caught? 1.1860 0.04826 86 72 12 2
3804 May I have the Filet Mignon, Caesar Salad and for dessert I'll have the Bake Alaska 1.1860 0.04533 86 71 14 1
3805 So the salmon won’t be wild caught? 1.1860 0.05101 86 73 10 3
3806 I'll have the baked Alaska for dessert please. 1.1860 0.04826 86 72 12 2
3807 This time, when you catch the salmon please bring it to me instead of eating it. 1.1860 0.05101 86 73 10 3
3808 I see you're out of salmon. 1.1860 0.04533 86 71 14 1
3809 I think you are supposed to dry your hands, too. 1.1860 0.04826 86 72 12 2
3810 Are you waiting or are you the main? 1.1860 0.04826 86 72 12 2
3811 Without being presumptuous,I assume your out of the iceberg wedge salad. 1.1860 0.04533 86 71 14 1
3812 I’m sorry Sir, but we’re out of salmon. 1.1860 0.04826 86 72 12 2
3813 Unfortunately they ran out of the salmon special. 1.1860 0.04533 86 71 14 1
3814 I’ll have the dripping wet bear. 1.1860 0.05101 86 73 10 3
3815 You’re out of the salmon? Can you check again? 1.1860 0.04826 86 72 12 2
3816 ''Perhaps garcon you would be so kind as to spare one small ice-cube for my drink...Um, oh, I see'' 1.1860 0.04533 86 71 14 1
3817 I'll have the cod if it's as fresh as my lobster. 1.1860 0.04533 86 71 14 1
3818 If the salmon is fresh I’ll have it 1.1860 0.04221 86 70 16 0
3819 Were you able to catch me that trout? 1.1860 0.04826 86 72 12 2
3820 The Arctic char looks good. 1.1860 0.04221 86 70 16 0
3821 Go back into the water and get me my fish 1.1860 0.05363 86 74 8 4
3822 Actually, I don't want the fresh salmon. 1.1860 0.04221 86 70 16 0
3823 Sore loser. 1.1860 0.04533 86 71 14 1
3824 I’m guessing you’re out of the fresh salmon? 1.1860 0.05363 86 74 8 4
3825 But what do you have aside from the salmon tartare? 1.1860 0.04826 86 72 12 2
3826 But I didn’t order Baked Alaska! 1.1860 0.05101 86 73 10 3
3827 I'm afraid we're out of salmon... 1.1860 0.04221 86 70 16 0
3828 Can you tell me what the catch of the day might be? 1.1860 0.04221 86 70 16 0
3829 I'm not ready to order. 1.1860 0.04533 86 71 14 1
3830 You're the one who decided to wait until April to get ready. 1.1860 0.04533 86 71 14 1
3831 Who would have thought that global warming could result in giving us such exquisite Alaskan wines?? 1.1860 0.04533 86 71 14 1
3832 Bear with me, Bobo. I 've decided against the Atlantic salmon special. 1.1860 0.04533 86 71 14 1
3833 Are the garnishes sustainably harvested? 1.1860 0.04826 86 72 12 2
3834 So I should just forget the fresh caught salmon. 1.1860 0.04826 86 72 12 2
3835 The sight is unBEARable. 1.1860 0.04826 86 72 12 2
3836 Actually, let's cancel the salmon. I'm gonna go with the kale Caesar. 1.1860 0.04826 86 72 12 2
3837 Did you catch the fresh catch of the day? 1.1860 0.04533 86 71 14 1
3838 Salmon not running ? That largemouth bass is warning them again. 1.1860 0.04826 86 72 12 2
3839 Apparently one must 'request' ice in the water. 1.1860 0.04533 86 71 14 1
3840 Nothing upstream? How about down? 1.1860 0.04533 86 71 14 1
3841 Does the salad still include iceberg lettuce? 1.1860 0.04826 86 72 12 2
3842 Its to hot outside I'd rather be inside eating food. 1.1860 0.04533 86 71 14 1
3843 You know, it's quite hard to find wild salmon these days." 1.1860 0.04826 86 72 12 2
3844 Can you go to the back and check if the salmon is fresh? 1.1860 0.04826 86 72 12 2
3845 No, no, no, honey The furry convention is next weekend. 1.1839 0.04486 87 72 14 1
3846 The menu is nothing to drool about. 1.1839 0.04486 87 72 14 1
3847 Apparently it's unbearably hot in the kitchen. 1.1839 0.04486 87 72 14 1
3848 Since you couldn't find the salmon I'll have the carp 1.1839 0.04486 87 72 14 1
3849 So, I'd take it that you're out of the salmon? 1.1839 0.04486 87 72 14 1
3850 No, it’s fine, just remember this the next time I’m running late. 1.1839 0.04775 87 73 12 2
3851 We are out of the bear claw soup. 1.1807 0.04582 83 69 13 1
3852 Oh, boo-hoo! Your iceberg melted! Now I suppose you're going to tell me you ate my poached salmon. 1.1807 0.04582 83 69 13 1
3853 So what if your ice caps have melted? We've all hit a rough patch. 1.1807 0.04892 83 70 11 2
3854 Yes, I'm sure the salmon is fresh but I'm more in a mood for caribou. 1.1807 0.04582 83 69 13 1
3855 Yes, I'll take the fresh salmon. 1.1807 0.04249 83 68 15 0
3856 How far are these people willing to go to convince me of the global warming thing...? 1.1807 0.04582 83 69 13 1
3857 When they advertised "Bear Grills" I thought I'd see a different type of sweaty mess. 1.1807 0.05184 83 71 9 3
3858 So, I infer you don't want me to order Baked Alaska. 1.1807 0.05460 83 72 7 4
3859 Let me guess. The chef sent you out here to tell me there's no more salmon. 1.1807 0.04582 83 69 13 1
3860 Well, don’t just stand there with your bear face hanging out! 1.1786 0.04838 84 71 11 2
3861 OK, OK, enough already. 1.1786 0.04204 84 69 15 0
3862 I think I’ll go with the bear claw 1.1786 0.04532 84 70 13 1
3863 I heard the fresh salmon is to-die-for. 1.1786 0.04532 84 70 13 1
3864 Would you like some Cham-pag-ne? 1.1786 0.04838 84 71 11 2
3865 Cub steak... rare please. 1.1786 0.05126 84 72 9 3
3866 I guess vichyssoise is off the menu? 1.1786 0.05399 84 73 7 4
3867 Really, no salmon yet? When will they start their run? 1.1786 0.05126 84 72 9 3
3868 There must be something you have here that's really good to make you drool like that. 1.1786 0.04838 84 71 11 2
3869 Is an Impossible Burger going to help out this situation? 1.1786 0.04838 84 71 11 2
3870 This is why it will never work between us 1.1786 0.04838 84 71 11 2
3871 When I asked for one drizzly bear, I assumed it would be cooked... 1.1786 0.04838 84 71 11 2
3872 Not the beast I was expecting. 1.1786 0.04838 84 71 11 2
3873 Sorry, pal, but do you really think I'd fall for that old line "I'll gladly pay you Tuesday for a salmon today"? 1.1786 0.04838 84 71 11 2
3874 Yes sir, I checked myself, we’re out of salmon 1.1786 0.04838 84 71 11 2
3875 Showering is not required to dine here, but pants are. 1.1786 0.04532 84 70 13 1
3876 Take off that fur coat; you’re dripping all over the floor. 1.1786 0.04838 84 71 11 2
3877 Yes...I think I will have the 'bear caught salmon. 1.1786 0.04532 84 70 13 1
3878 This place has a "jacket required" policy, so you'll have to borrow one from the front closet. So embarrassing. 1.1786 0.04204 84 69 15 0
3879 So there really were no exceptions to the "no smoking" rule. 1.1786 0.05126 84 72 9 3
3880 Sorry to see you proved your point.I WILL have the Totally Baked Alaska! 1.1786 0.04838 84 71 11 2
3881 Would you like more water sir ? 1.1786 0.04838 84 71 11 2
3882 Do you have baked Alaska? 1.1786 0.04838 84 71 11 2
3883 I asked about your salmon chiller, not salmon killer. 1.1765 0.04786 85 72 11 2
3884 You said you were coming to the climate change protest.... you posted it on facebook. I told you this would really help me out.... 1.1765 0.04786 85 72 11 2
3885 Where's my salmon? 1.1728 0.04578 81 68 12 1
3886 Don't expect any sympathy from me by using semantics. It doesn't matter what type of flying insect it was, all you had to do was bring it to the waiter's attention." 1.1728 0.04227 81 67 14 0
3887 'How's the fish?' 1.1728 0.04227 81 67 14 0
3888 Did I say trout? I meant fresh salmon and try not to leave claw marks this time, thanks. 1.1728 0.04903 81 69 10 2
3889 I knew they are not cooking cows!! 1.1728 0.04903 81 69 10 2
3890 Is the catch of the day fresh or previously frozen? 1.1728 0.04903 81 69 10 2
3891 I thought I ordered a "Weekend" Polar Vortex. Who'd want a "Weakened" One? 1.1728 0.04227 81 67 14 0
3892 Ok, I guess I'll break the ice then. 1.1728 0.05497 81 71 6 4
3893 How's the zabaglione? 1.1728 0.04227 81 67 14 0
3894 Is the sockeye harpooned? 1.1728 0.05209 81 70 8 3
3895 There must be some mistake - I ordered the frozen mousse. 1.1728 0.04903 81 69 10 2
3896 I'll skip the soup today. 1.1728 0.04578 81 68 12 1
3897 Tell me about the wet bear special. 1.1728 0.04903 81 69 10 2
3898 Can you please order quickly? I'm melting here. 1.1728 0.04227 81 67 14 0
3899 But you just had the salmon mousse for your appetizer! 1.1728 0.04578 81 68 12 1
3900 You talked me out of the bear chop. I just have a hamburger. 1.1728 0.04903 81 69 10 2
3901 I meant the Dripping Grizzly I.P.A. ! 1.1728 0.04903 81 69 10 2
3902 I’ll have the salmon freshly caught. 1.1728 0.04903 81 69 10 2
3903 I assume there is no iceberg lettuce today? 1.1728 0.04578 81 68 12 1
3904 I'd prefer 1.1728 0.04578 81 68 12 1
3905 What do mean, you're out of salmon? 1.1728 0.04903 81 69 10 2
3906 Well, I guess the farm raised will have to suffice. 1.1728 0.04227 81 67 14 0
3907 And you're sure the salmon is fresh from Alaska, how? 1.1728 0.04903 81 69 10 2
3908 You’re simply unbearable. 1.1728 0.04227 81 67 14 0
3909 Bear with me, the waiter will be back with your ice soon. 1.1728 0.05497 81 71 6 4
3910 I get your frustration with climate change, but the seafood we get here is fabulous. 1.1728 0.04227 81 67 14 0
3911 You can't order me out of an early hibernation just like that! 1.1728 0.04578 81 68 12 1
3912 Thanks for not shaking my martini 1.1728 0.04578 81 68 12 1
3913 ...and the Baked Alaska. 1.1728 0.04903 81 69 10 2
3914 Yes, salmon would be fine. 1.1728 0.04227 81 67 14 0
3915 They make us wear these costumes for Holloween. 1.1728 0.04903 81 69 10 2
3916 Sorry I am late. I rushed over right after I showered. Plus I'm a bear. 1.1728 0.04578 81 68 12 1
3917 How can you drink at a time like this? 1.1728 0.04903 81 69 10 2
3918 Waiter! There's some soup on my bear! 1.1728 0.04578 81 68 12 1
3919 How Can I Serve You Sir? 1.1728 0.04903 81 69 10 2
3920 Once again, you swear the salmon been freshly caught! 1.1728 0.04578 81 68 12 1
3921 What? No snow crab with snow peas and eiswein? What about sorbet? 1.1728 0.04578 81 68 12 1
3922 I'll have the wild Alaskan Polar Bear from Denial-i. 1.1728 0.04578 81 68 12 1
3923 I assume that the salmon is fresh? 1.1728 0.04227 81 67 14 0
3924 I'll have a snow cone. Please don't lick it. 1.1728 0.04903 81 69 10 2
3925 So - that's my choice? A 'wet bear' or a 'dry martini'? 1.1728 0.04578 81 68 12 1
3926 Wipe your feet before you come in. 1.1728 0.04903 81 69 10 2
3927 Ah yes. The fresh-caught salmon...fine 1.1728 0.04578 81 68 12 1
3928 So the Baked Alaska is off the menu tonight, I suppose." 1.1728 0.04903 81 69 10 2
3929 You've run out of Baked Alaska? 1.1728 0.04227 81 67 14 0
3930 its melting out there 1.1728 0.04903 81 69 10 2
3931 You'd never know it, but I used to be an ice statue ! 1.1728 0.04578 81 68 12 1
3932 On second thought, I’ll have the salmon. 1.1728 0.04227 81 67 14 0
3933 Is it true that you have the freshest fish in town? 1.1728 0.04227 81 67 14 0
3934 I just freed myself from polar ice! 1.1728 0.04578 81 68 12 1
3935 She's not coming. 1.1728 0.04578 81 68 12 1
3936 It most certainly was NOT me who ordered the boiled bear. 1.1728 0.04903 81 69 10 2
3937 Has the sorbet melted too? 1.1728 0.04578 81 68 12 1
3938 That is all very well, but if the salmon is, in fact, not freshly caught, I will not be paying. 1.1728 0.04903 81 69 10 2
3939 You barely made it....... 1.1728 0.04578 81 68 12 1
3940 My wife's pussy?! Ha! That's pretty good, man, I figured you'd been swimming in a lake or stream or whatever. Now, tell you what: I'm in town on business, OK? If you can direct me a tiddy bar and a bag of blow, I'd be willing to tip as much as 20%. 1.1728 0.05497 81 71 6 4
3941 Waiter, cancel the iceberg lettuce. 1.1728 0.04578 81 68 12 1
3942 It's a little warm by the window. How is it in the kitchen? 1.1728 0.04903 81 69 10 2
3943 Waiter, I would like to try the bear...medium rare please! 1.1728 0.04578 81 68 12 1
3944 I'd like the Polar Melt with a side of Tundra. 1.1728 0.04903 81 69 10 2
3945 The salmon just wasn’t fresh enough.” 1.1728 0.04578 81 68 12 1
3946 Personally, I don't care for ice in my water. 1.1728 0.04578 81 68 12 1
3947 I can't bear to drink my white wine without a plastic straw. 1.1728 0.04578 81 68 12 1
3948 I think it's safe to assume they're out of salmon now. 1.1728 0.04578 81 68 12 1
3949 At last. Did the other guy take a nap? 1.1728 0.05497 81 71 6 4
3950 Party's over, you can take off your costume now. 1.1728 0.04578 81 68 12 1
3951 Climate change is all in your mind. Live with it. 1.1728 0.05209 81 70 8 3
3952 Global warming or global warning? 1.1728 0.04903 81 69 10 2
3953 I said grab a seat, not a soak. 1.1728 0.04903 81 69 10 2
3954 Would you suggest the baked Alaska? 1.1728 0.04227 81 67 14 0
3955 Are you sure the seal steak is fresh today? 1.1728 0.04903 81 69 10 2
3956 I'll have the salmon if you didn't eat all of it. 1.1728 0.04227 81 67 14 0
3957 I'd like to start with the 'Double-tailed Icelandic Bass' from the 'Climate Change Cuisine' section of the menu. 1.1728 0.04903 81 69 10 2
3958 I think I will pass on the boiled bear special. 1.1728 0.04578 81 68 12 1
3959 So you awoke to a Bull Market,walked from the Yukon to New York and want my advise. 1.1728 0.04227 81 67 14 0
3960 I'm glad you bathed, but I am eating alone tonight. 1.1728 0.04903 81 69 10 2
3961 This restaurant makes you retrieve the fish yourself 1.1728 0.04578 81 68 12 1
3962 Well then, do you have ANYTHING on ice? 1.1728 0.04578 81 68 12 1
3963 Bear sweat soup, don't think so! 1.1728 0.04578 81 68 12 1
3964 ...and with a side of freshly ground pepper-spray, please. 1.1728 0.04903 81 69 10 2
3965 Do you mind? You're dripping polar ice in my Sauvignon Blanc. 1.1728 0.04903 81 69 10 2
3966 the sea levels are rising again 1.1728 0.04903 81 69 10 2
3967 So I guess this means the fresh-caught salmon is off-menu then. 1.1728 0.04903 81 69 10 2
3968 Are you sure it's fresh caught, wild salmon? 1.1728 0.04578 81 68 12 1
3969 On second thought, instead of the freshly caught fish, I’ll have the... 1.1728 0.04903 81 69 10 2
3970 You’’re one hour late. 1.1728 0.04903 81 69 10 2
3971 Yes, salmon is always good, but I’m up for a little rainbow trout tonight. 1.1728 0.04578 81 68 12 1
3972 Will you look up for a minute? I'm here. And it's now! 1.1728 0.04578 81 68 12 1
3973 Salmon's off? Then I'll try the octopus. 1.1728 0.04578 81 68 12 1
3974 What's that smell? I want that. 1.1728 0.04578 81 68 12 1
3975 Oh! I see you have Baked Alaska. 1.1728 0.04578 81 68 12 1
3976 Are you sure the trout is "fresh caught"? 1.1728 0.04578 81 68 12 1
3977 I don't care if you've checked all the local hives! Go and check again! 1.1728 0.05209 81 70 8 3
3978 Maybe I should care about global warming 1.1728 0.04903 81 69 10 2
3979 it was just a quick one" she sai 1.1728 0.04578 81 68 12 1
3980 Well, I suppose a baked Alaska would be appropriate. 1.1728 0.04578 81 68 12 1
3981 I heard you couldn't bear the weather. 1.1728 0.04227 81 67 14 0
3982 What! No fresh salmon? 1.1728 0.04903 81 69 10 2
3983 I’ve changed my mind. Instead of polar bear, I’d like to try the endangered walrus. 1.1728 0.04903 81 69 10 2
3984 I’m not sure the wild-caught salmon will pair well with this wine. 1.1728 0.04903 81 69 10 2
3985 So you're the brown dripping? Then I'll have the foie gras instead. 1.1728 0.04578 81 68 12 1
3986 Chef says that we are out of salmon. 1.1728 0.04578 81 68 12 1
3987 For heavens' sake, use a towel. 1.1728 0.05209 81 70 8 3
3988 ...And I'll have the Baked Alaska for dessert. 1.1728 0.04903 81 69 10 2
3989 Let's see--I'll have the catch of the day, and for dessert, a honey pot. 1.1728 0.04903 81 69 10 2
3990 Look up at me when I talk to you....Dad!!!! 1.1728 0.05209 81 70 8 3
3991 Don’t you think it’s time to start doing it inside instead of the woods? 1.1728 0.05209 81 70 8 3
3992 I’ll have the polar bear special. 1.1728 0.04578 81 68 12 1
3993 I need not ask if the fish is fresh? 1.1728 0.04578 81 68 12 1
3994 You got the wrong place pal - this is 'Maple St.' not 'Honey Pot'. 1.1728 0.04578 81 68 12 1
3995 I'll have a Baked Alaska for dessert! 1.1728 0.04903 81 69 10 2
3996 I know, it's unbearably hot. 1.1728 0.04903 81 69 10 2
3997 I've changed my mind, I'll have the lamb instead if the salmon 1.1728 0.04578 81 68 12 1
3998 Yes, lean, after hibernation, bear meat sounds perfect. On the rare side, please. 1.1728 0.04578 81 68 12 1
3999 How was that Spin class? 1.1728 0.04578 81 68 12 1
4000 You may have the right to bear arms, but you do not have the right to bear feet. 1.1728 0.04903 81 69 10 2
4001 The Queen thought they would be perfect for you. 1.1728 0.04578 81 68 12 1
4002 That shower is for EMPLOYEES! 1.1728 0.04903 81 69 10 2
4003 Global warming, or too much tannin in the vintage Bordeaux? 1.1728 0.04578 81 68 12 1
4004 What do you mean I have to order something else because you couldn't catch the salmon. 1.1728 0.04578 81 68 12 1
4005 How every Valentine‘s Day goes. 1.1728 0.04227 81 67 14 0
4006 I have a beef with what you are eating. 1.1728 0.05209 81 70 8 3
4007 No, there's no such thing as global warming. 1.1728 0.04903 81 69 10 2
4008 Though I am not a invasivore normally, I believe I will try the bear meat special. 1.1728 0.04406 81 70 9 2
4009 Any port in a storm", my dad used to say about this very hypothetical situation 1.1728 0.04227 81 67 14 0
4010 How fresh is your "Freshly caught trout"? 1.1728 0.04578 81 68 12 1
4011 I'd like a grizzly with a salmon, not you with a char. 1.1728 0.04578 81 68 12 1
4012 Forget the salmon. On second thought, I'll have the lamb. 1.1728 0.04578 81 68 12 1
4013 How’s the floating island? 1.1728 0.04578 81 68 12 1
4014 Can I please get my order, a cold bear.” 1.1728 0.05209 81 70 8 3
4015 What the hell? What is this bear doing here? And why is he wet???? Unbelievable. 1.1728 0.04903 81 69 10 2
4016 My Yelp followers shall here about this! 1.1728 0.04903 81 69 10 2
4017 So, the salmon is fresh I take it? 1.1728 0.04578 81 68 12 1
4018 I’ll have soup to start. By the way, what’s that smell in here? 1.1728 0.05209 81 70 8 3
4019 No, I love a red that's bear forward. I'm just looking for something a bit drier. 1.1728 0.04227 81 67 14 0
4020 Sorry I'm late bro. I ran into an ex and thought we'd get a quickie. I forgot how much of a squirter she is. I BEARly drowned. 1.1728 0.05209 81 70 8 3
4021 I'll have the fresh Salmon, no claw marks, you can eat the roe. 1.1728 0.04578 81 68 12 1
4022 Just grin and bear it. 1.1728 0.04578 81 68 12 1
4023 i’ll have the fish! 1.1728 0.04903 81 69 10 2
4024 What do you mean you're out of seal? 1.1728 0.04578 81 68 12 1
4025 Chivalry is dead. 1.1728 0.04578 81 68 12 1
4026 What do you recommend besides the smoked salmon? 1.1728 0.04578 81 68 12 1
4027 What do you call a grizzly bear who gets caught in the rain? A drizzly bear. 1.1728 0.04578 81 68 12 1
4028 Your dinner will be out in a moment. 1.1728 0.04227 81 67 14 0
4029 Is it possible for you to assure me that the salmon is indeed "freshly caught"? 1.1728 0.04578 81 68 12 1
4030 I assume the freshwater salmon is no longer an option. 1.1728 0.04903 81 69 10 2
4031 I would recommend the river trout 1.1728 0.04903 81 69 10 2
4032 I'd like the baked Alaska, please. 1.1728 0.04578 81 68 12 1
4033 The wild-caught salmon must be really fresh tonight! 1.1728 0.04903 81 69 10 2
4034 I suggest the salmon. It could not be more fresh 1.1728 0.04903 81 69 10 2
4035 To finish this off, the Baked Alaska, please. 1.1728 0.04578 81 68 12 1
4036 I don´t care if you´re hot, turn the heat up. I´m the customer. Go back to your country if it bothers you" But thanks to us, he had no country to go back to 1.1728 0.05209 81 70 8 3
4037 Camembert? 1.1728 0.05209 81 70 8 3
4038 Sorry sir, we are all out of seals. 1.1728 0.04903 81 69 10 2
4039 We don't have Coke, is Pepsi okay? 1.1728 0.04903 81 69 10 2
4040 How do you source your salmon.” Allison Eason, Tyler, T 1.1728 0.04903 81 69 10 2
4041 I'll have the fresh trout. 1.1728 0.04227 81 67 14 0
4042 Can you assure me the salmon is truly fresh? 1.1728 0.04227 81 67 14 0
4043 Can you assure me that the so-called fresh caught salmon is really fresh caught? 1.1728 0.04578 81 68 12 1
4044 I've heard the Baked Alaska is to die for. 1.1728 0.04903 81 69 10 2
4045 Is the salmon farm-raised or fresh? 1.1728 0.04578 81 68 12 1
4046 You say the salmon is fresh caught?"_Steve Barber, Sequim, Washingto 1.1728 0.04578 81 68 12 1
4047 I said "cabernet sauvignon," not "cave bear wet and soaking." 1.1728 0.04903 81 69 10 2
4048 And then, you won’t believe it, this huge ship crashes right into us! 1.1728 0.04227 81 67 14 0
4049 I want to be sure this fish is not what you eat, I am a responsible diner 1.1728 0.04578 81 68 12 1
4050 I'll have the seal steak, medium rare. 1.1728 0.05209 81 70 8 3
4051 If strange things didn't happen, you wouldn't be here. Would the menu be here? 1.1728 0.04903 81 69 10 2
4052 I'm sorry. I was so hungry I ate the only salmon I caught. 1.1728 0.04903 81 69 10 2
4053 Are you lsure the salmon's fresh? 1.1728 0.04227 81 67 14 0
4054 Uh... I’ll have the fish. 1.1728 0.04903 81 69 10 2
4055 Gees! What took you so long..and did you lock the doors? 1.1728 0.04578 81 68 12 1
4056 Don’t worry, you’re safe here. 1.1728 0.04227 81 67 14 0
4057 This is not what I meant when I asked what Baked Alaska includes. 1.1728 0.04903 81 69 10 2
4058 Are the seal steaks fresh or frozen? 1.1728 0.04578 81 68 12 1
4059 That's supposed to happen at the END of the date. 1.1728 0.04903 81 69 10 2
4060 I understand that you can verify that the salmon is fresh 1.1728 0.04903 81 69 10 2
4061 If you actually managed to catch the salmon we wouldn’t be here tonight 1.1728 0.04903 81 69 10 2
4062 I need to know that the salmon is fresh caught. The other stuff makes me break out" 1.1728 0.05209 81 70 8 3
4063 Is the “polar bear catch-of-the-day”, really freshly caught? 1.1728 0.04903 81 69 10 2
4064 I don’t care how fresh it is, I’m not in the mood for salad. 1.1728 0.04903 81 69 10 2
4065 You thought you'd find an ice hole here? Wait... 1.1728 0.04903 81 69 10 2
4066 Sorry, we're out the salmon. Would you care to try the chicken in the honey mustard sauce? 1.1728 0.04578 81 68 12 1
4067 I ordered polar water in a bottle... 1.1728 0.04578 81 68 12 1
4068 I'll have the fresh salmon-rare, but please hold the teeth marks. 1.1728 0.04903 81 69 10 2
4069 I changed my mind about the fresh-caught salmon. I’ll have the romaine salad instead. 1.1728 0.04227 81 67 14 0
4070 Fresh, yes. But wrong river run. 1.1728 0.04578 81 68 12 1
4071 Tell me about the poached salmon that got away 1.1728 0.04578 81 68 12 1
4072 That is one persistent alumni office. 1.1728 0.04227 81 67 14 0
4073 Sorry,the only seal on the menu is frozen. 1.1728 0.04903 81 69 10 2
4074 I barely had time to dry off after showering. 1.1728 0.04578 81 68 12 1
4075 And when I say I want the salmon fresh, I mean fresh! 1.1728 0.04578 81 68 12 1
4076 I take it the catch of the day is fresh. 1.1728 0.04903 81 69 10 2
4077 I don’t are if it’s not spawning season, I still want the fresh salmon 1.1728 0.04903 81 69 10 2
4078 Can you explain this special "Mauled by a wet bear"? 1.1707 0.04527 82 69 12 1
4079 No thanks, I’ll pass on dining al fresco. 1.1707 0.04527 82 69 12 1
4080 I'll have the global warming bear special, al dente 1.1707 0.05149 82 71 8 3
4081 Wild caught salmon, to be sure. 1.1707 0.04527 82 69 12 1
4082 I wanted something from the wet bar. 1.1707 0.04848 82 70 10 2
4083 I can't bear polar ice....... 1.1707 0.04848 82 70 10 2
4084 And for dessert I have a hankering for Baked Alaska. 1.1707 0.04527 82 69 12 1
4085 Excuse me, I'm looking for Gretha. 1.1707 0.04848 82 70 10 2
4086 I asked for a bear claw and a white claw. 1.1687 0.04476 83 70 12 1
4087 You're out of ice? 1.1667 0.04623 78 66 11 1
4088 I told you that wine wasn't dry. 1.1667 0.04247 78 65 13 0
4089 I'd love to help you out, but they don't serve seal here. 1.1667 0.04247 78 65 13 0
4090 I see that the bottled glacial ice water is available at the lowest price ever. 1.1667 0.04970 78 67 9 2
4091 We're out of the salmon. 1.1667 0.04623 78 66 11 1
4092 I guess I'll have the chicken, then, instead. 1.1667 0.04970 78 67 9 2
4093 OK, forget the baked Alaska. I'll just have the apple pie. 1.1667 0.04247 78 65 13 0
4094 Death is not the end. 1.1667 0.04970 78 67 9 2
4095 I'm so hungry I could eat a wet bear. 1.1667 0.04623 78 66 11 1
4096 Chill, Your problem is.... You can't go with the floe...... 1.1667 0.04970 78 67 9 2
4097 The wine and fries are mine. 1.1667 0.04247 78 65 13 0
4098 Bare with me; I just can't make up my mind between the Grizzly and the fish. 1.1667 0.04970 78 67 9 2
4099 What qualifies you to recommend the fresh salmon? 1.1667 0.04623 78 66 11 1
4100 I gotta say the service here is not what it used to be 1.1667 0.05600 78 69 5 4
4101 You ordered the fresh salmon, correct?" 1.1667 0.04623 78 66 11 1
4102 So... salmon is off the menu tonight? 1.1667 0.04623 78 66 11 1
4103 No seal today. But they make one hell of a Grilled Mako Shark with Mango Salsa. 1.1667 0.04247 78 65 13 0
4104 I said Rare Sea BASS 1.1667 0.04623 78 66 11 1
4105 What fish would you recommend from a hotter ocean? 1.1667 0.04970 78 67 9 2
4106 Let me guess, extra ice for your drink? 1.1667 0.04623 78 66 11 1
4107 The fire is out. Can I have some wine? 1.1667 0.04623 78 66 11 1
4108 You don't have to prove to me that global warming is a thing. 1.1667 0.04623 78 66 11 1
4109 I was hoping for wild-caught salmon, not waiter. 1.1667 0.04247 78 65 13 0
4110 All out of salmon? Ok, I'll have the tuna. 1.1667 0.04623 78 66 11 1
4111 Porterhouse. Got it. 1.1667 0.05294 78 68 7 3
4112 Feeling a little heat from that Bull run marathon , are we? 1.1667 0.04970 78 67 9 2
4113 Have you snagged any salmon? 1.1667 0.04247 78 65 13 0
4114 Move with caution as you could get pierced! 1.1667 0.05294 78 68 7 3
4115 I'll have the tuna steak, by the way...How are y'all getting along? 1.1667 0.04247 78 65 13 0
4116 Bear with me for a minute while I look at the menu. 1.1667 0.04247 78 65 13 0
4117 Aren’t we both getting a little tired of having to replace“Seal with a kiss” with “Hurricane gumbo?” 1.1667 0.04623 78 66 11 1
4118 Yes, please, I'll start with the seal tartare portion. 1.1667 0.04247 78 65 13 0
4119 So, is “Bear Delice”the only Sous Vide that you offer? 1.1667 0.04623 78 66 11 1
4120 So, we see a Polar Bear, guessing just had to flee from the Arctic, where the waters are getting warmer because of Global Warming, and the ice floes are disappearing, waiting tables in Manhattan. What is there anything funny about this? 1.1667 0.04970 78 67 9 2
4121 I've changed my mind. I'd like the venison, not the salmon. 1.1667 0.04623 78 66 11 1
4122 I asked for an "ice cold beer," not a bear in any condition. 1.1667 0.04970 78 67 9 2
4123 I hear the wild caught Salmon is good, agree? 1.1667 0.04623 78 66 11 1
4124 What do you recommend, the bear cub fillet or the grizzly soufflé? 1.1667 0.04623 78 66 11 1
4125 If you're out of salmon, I guess I'll go with the game pie. 1.1667 0.04970 78 67 9 2
4126 I still want wild-caught salmon! Try again! 1.1667 0.04970 78 67 9 2
4127 Garcon, if you'd turn the AC up, this wouldn't be a hardship. 1.1667 0.04970 78 67 9 2
4128 Cold beer!? 1.1667 0.04623 78 66 11 1
4129 Actually, could I get the tilapia instead of the salmon? 1.1667 0.04970 78 67 9 2
4130 It says here you come with fries. 1.1667 0.04623 78 66 11 1
4131 I'm sorry, but I needed that ice for my drink. 1.1667 0.04247 78 65 13 0
4132 So is the water tap or spring? 1.1667 0.04623 78 66 11 1
4133 Was the salmon wild-caught with your bear hands? 1.1667 0.04623 78 66 11 1
4134 Shall I order you the salmon to go? 1.1667 0.04247 78 65 13 0
4135 I'll do the T-bone, though I'm sure the beetles and grubs are excellent. 1.1667 0.04623 78 66 11 1
4136 Let meee seeeeeee....I think I'll have the Wild Sockeye Salmon... from Alaska, thank you. 1.1667 0.04247 78 65 13 0
4137 On second thought, instead of the salmon, I'll have the steak. 1.1667 0.04247 78 65 13 0
4138 No luck with the hunt, eh? O.K., I'll just have the bag of garbage. 1.1667 0.04623 78 66 11 1
4139 And the harp seal for you? 1.1667 0.04623 78 66 11 1
4140 I see you no longer offer the salmon. I guess if they were still running, you wouldn't be trying to eke out a living doing this. 1.1667 0.04623 78 66 11 1
4141 I appreciate how fresh the salmon is, but I’ll go with the BLT. 1.1667 0.04970 78 67 9 2
4142 I see the Baked Alaska is local and in season. 1.1667 0.04247 78 65 13 0
4143 Better be careful. It's OK to eat red meat again. 1.1667 0.04247 78 65 13 0
4144 After dessert we can talk about global warming. 1.1667 0.04247 78 65 13 0
4145 I nearly drowned in what used to be a polar ice cap!!! 1.1667 0.04970 78 67 9 2
4146 Sorry I’m late. Global warming slows me down. 1.1667 0.04623 78 66 11 1
4147 I see you've taken Baked Alaska off the dessert menu. 1.1667 0.04247 78 65 13 0
4148 Well, I see you're not on the menu. But a bath is good any time. 1.1667 0.04623 78 66 11 1
4149 Don't you dare order that steak, Brian. 1.1667 0.04623 78 66 11 1
4150 Sorry boss!...but it's raining outside. 1.1667 0.04623 78 66 11 1
4151 Full-employment really changes things. 1.1667 0.04247 78 65 13 0
4152 Somehow, I don't think we'll have any salmon on the menu tomorrow night, either. 1.1667 0.04623 78 66 11 1
4153 You are free to use the restroom, but for the table, you need a reservation. 1.1667 0.04970 78 67 9 2
4154 I'll have the three cubs on ice. 1.1667 0.04247 78 65 13 0
4155 Sorbet, you say? Instead of the devil's food or baked-Alaska to finish, hmmm. 1.1667 0.04247 78 65 13 0
4156 I'll have the Sea Bass then. 1.1667 0.04623 78 66 11 1
4157 Well don’t just stand there 1.1667 0.04970 78 67 9 2
4158 Can’t you just please enjoy your glass of ice wine? 1.1667 0.04247 78 65 13 0
4159 I ordered dry martini. 1.1667 0.04247 78 65 13 0
4160 What do you mean you are out or salmon? 1.1667 0.04623 78 66 11 1
4161 Which wine goes best with this salmon you're recommending? 1.1667 0.04623 78 66 11 1
4162 Sorry, but they're not serving seal today. 1.1667 0.04970 78 67 9 2
4163 Come to think of it, I'll have the Baked Alaska. 1.1667 0.04970 78 67 8 2
4164 Hummm.... do you think I would like the seal, walrus or whale blubber marinara? 1.1667 0.04970 78 67 9 2
4165 No fish on the menu? 1.1667 0.04247 78 65 13 0
4166 Oh...and I'd like that fresh waterfall trout prepared with the killer bee honey marinade 1.1667 0.04623 78 66 11 1
4167 Sorry. I ordered the meat moist and RARE. 1.1667 0.04623 78 66 11 1
4168 Hmm... What’s the most I can get for the bare minimum? 1.1667 0.04623 78 66 11 1
4169 No, No, No, I told the waiter the Pears were soggy 1.1667 0.04247 78 65 13 0
4170 I came here specifically for the salmon and now you tell me it is not available? And no, I don't want a huckleberry salad instead. 1.1667 0.04623 78 66 11 1
4171 Paddington that you? 1.1667 0.04247 78 65 13 0
4172 I’d like the wild fish for the second and third courses as well. 1.1667 0.04247 78 65 13 0
4173 Everything in this city is served a la cart. Including umbrellas I see! 1.1667 0.04623 78 66 11 1
4174 I’ll start with the salmon sashimi . 1.1667 0.04247 78 65 13 0
4175 No, there are no seals on the menu here anymore either. 1.1667 0.04247 78 65 13 0
4176 I’m back. I choose eternity on the wall. 1.1667 0.04623 78 66 11 1
4177 Is it a bear market? We are all out of baked Alaska. Global warming has got me waiting on tables, at least this place could have air conditioning. 1.1667 0.04247 78 65 13 0
4178 My bad. I meant the fresh Alaskan King CRAB, not the salmon. 1.1667 0.04970 78 67 9 2
4179 And you're certain the Alaskan Sockeye is fresh? 1.1667 0.04623 78 66 11 1
4180 Is that why she's late? 1.1667 0.04970 78 67 9 2
4181 Well, I was going to order the live Maine lobster... 1.1667 0.04623 78 66 11 1
4182 Is the baby fur seal fresh? 1.1667 0.04623 78 66 11 1
4183 Since you're not able to offer the duck, I'll have the roast chicken. 1.1667 0.04247 78 65 13 0
4184 Thanks for checking on the Catch of the Day, but I think I'm going to just have a gazpacho. 1.1667 0.04247 78 65 13 0
4185 I’m very sorry but I only reserved a table for one. 1.1667 0.04247 78 63 13 0
4186 How do I know it’s not farmed salmon? 1.1667 0.04970 78 67 9 2
4187 I suppose ice is out of the question. 1.1667 0.04970 78 67 9 2
4188 I know I told you to take a shower before you came, but... 1.1667 0.04970 78 67 9 2
4189 I'm going out on a limb here, but something tells me you must be the new seafood expert I've been hearing so much about. 1.1667 0.04623 78 66 11 1
4190 Waiter! You didn't think I'd notice the water dripping on the floor? 1.1667 0.04247 78 65 13 0
4191 OK. The special sounds good. What wine would you pair with the wild-caught salmon? 1.1667 0.04623 78 66 11 1
4192 I told you this place wasn't Bring Your Own Trout. 1.1667 0.04623 78 66 11 1
4193 I'm convinced the salmon is fresh caught. 1.1667 0.04970 78 67 9 2
4194 Okay, I'll have the fresh Artic Char. 1.1667 0.04247 78 65 13 0
4195 Well, congrats Mr. "Dwindling Habitat" - you're so starved you're off the menu...Maybe the baby seal? 1.1667 0.05294 78 68 6 3
4196 Out of the salmon? Let me see what else you have... 1.1667 0.04623 78 66 11 1
4197 I'll have the chicken! 1.1667 0.04247 78 65 13 0
4198 How fresh is the calved iceberg? 1.1667 0.04247 78 65 13 0
4199 when your trying to order food but the waiter is a fugging bear 1.1667 0.04247 78 65 13 0
4200 Bear with me--in every life a little rain must fall. 1.1667 0.05294 78 68 7 3
4201 please order a whole wild salmon for me 1.1667 0.04247 78 65 13 0
4202 No Salmon on the menu today? 1.1667 0.04247 78 65 13 0
4203 I asked for sauce on the side 1.1667 0.04623 78 66 11 1
4204 This time make sure the salmon is really fresh! 1.1667 0.04970 78 67 9 2
4205 Sorry, I took your home to put it in my drink. 1.1667 0.04247 78 65 13 0
4206 I'm sorry, but I think I'll have the steak instead. 1.1667 0.04247 78 65 13 0
4207 no excuses, go back and get me my fresh Salmon ! 1.1667 0.04623 78 66 11 1
4208 I'll have the Antarctic fresh catch. 1.1667 0.04623 78 66 11 1
4209 ‘“I’ll have the trout, but can you debone it for me please?” 1.1667 0.04970 78 67 9 2
4210 Why should I let a bad day for the market ruin MY dinner? 1.1667 0.04623 78 66 11 1
4211 You're late - no bear hug for you. 1.1667 0.04623 78 66 11 1
4212 No, I don't see fresh seal on the menu...but it will probably become available as climate change warms more. 1.1667 0.04247 78 65 13 0
4213 I'm drowning and no one seems to care. 1.1667 0.04623 78 66 11 1
4214 I wouldn’t get the salmon if I were you. 1.1667 0.04970 78 67 9 2
4215 I'd like to try something from your High Arctic entrees" 1.1667 0.05294 78 68 7 3
4216 I guess the salmon is unavailable tonight. 1.1667 0.04247 78 65 13 0
4217 Don't you have a drier Chateau Polar? 1.1667 0.04970 78 67 9 2
4218 Oh, I understand what you're saying; but, you see, I don't really believe in climate change. 1.1667 0.04623 78 66 11 1
4219 Good Luck! The penguins here are in season. 1.1667 0.04623 78 66 11 1
4220 I’m ready to die. It is as the prophecy foretold. 1.1667 0.04970 78 67 9 2
4221 I told you the chef would be offended if you asked for more food. 1.1667 0.04623 78 66 11 1
4222 Yes, the trout is fresh. 1.1667 0.04247 78 65 13 0
4223 What's the chance of you running back out and grabbing me some fish? 1.1667 0.04970 78 67 9 2
4224 So it's not fresh-caught... 1.1667 0.03611 78 66 12 0
4225 Can't find food in the pool, huh? 1.1667 0.04623 78 66 11 1
4226 Really? 'There's no salmon'? 1.1667 0.04247 78 65 13 0
4227 Oh good, the rug's back from the cleaners. 1.1667 0.04623 78 66 11 1
4228 Your locally sourced salmon seems popular - I'll have that. 1.1667 0.04970 78 67 9 2
4229 Wow! You mean there’s no long wait for Baked Alaska?? 1.1667 0.04247 78 65 13 0
4230 Don’t make me go out there with you. 1.1667 0.04247 78 65 13 0
4231 What do you mean there’s no iceberg salad? 1.1667 0.05294 78 68 7 3
4232 You took my umbrella! 1.1667 0.05600 78 69 5 4
4233 Ok. So it's a pass on the iceberg lettuce. 1.1667 0.04623 78 66 11 1
4234 I guess fresh frozen will have to do. 1.1667 0.04623 78 66 11 1
4235 OK, no fresh salmon - I’ll go with the halibut. 1.1667 0.04970 78 67 9 2
4236 I know you SAY the salmon is fresh,but how fresh is it really? 1.1667 0.04247 78 65 13 0
4237 When I was a cub, I didn't know enough to come in out of the rain either. 1.1667 0.04623 78 66 11 1
4238 Is that a promise? You're sure the salmon's fresh! 1.1667 0.04247 78 65 13 0
4239 Yes, I would like to order something from the wet bar. 1.1667 0.04247 78 65 13 0
4240 I'm not getting venison for you, its pouring outside! 1.1667 0.04623 78 66 11 1
4241 No, no, no. I ordered fresh SALMON 1.1667 0.04247 78 65 13 0
4242 I hear your wild salmon crudo is to die for! 1.1667 0.04623 78 66 11 1
4243 I will go with today's fresh salmon special. 1.1667 0.04970 78 67 9 2
4244 I'll have the wet salmon, since they run so close. 1.1667 0.04970 78 67 9 2
4245 No problem. If you're out of salmon I'll just have the Pasta Alfredo. 1.1667 0.04623 78 66 11 1
4246 Just checking to make sure the meat is fresh. 1.1667 0.04623 78 66 11 1
4247 Yeah, I think I changed my mind about that feesh salmon John Shaw ,Gardiner Maine 1.1667 0.04970 78 67 9 2
4248 Can you honestly confirm that the sea trout is oraganic? 1.1667 0.04623 78 66 11 1
4249 So the Arctic char is fresh, right? 1.1667 0.04623 78 66 11 1
4250 You say there was a run on the salmon special? 1.1667 0.04247 78 65 13 0
4251 I appreciate your effort, but the seal blubber entree still doesn't sound appetizing. 1.1667 0.04623 78 66 11 1
4252 Ok, no salmon left. Did you see any left out there? 1.1667 0.04623 78 66 11 1
4253 On second thought,tell me about the halibut. 1.1667 0.04623 78 66 11 1
4254 So how baked is the Alaska, really? 1.1667 0.04623 78 66 11 1
4255 Ohh Kayyy. If you're " out of" the fresh caught river salmon, just bring me BLT! 1.1667 0.04623 78 66 11 1
4256 I don't care about climate change!! Just get me the Arctic Char!! 1.1667 0.04970 78 67 9 2
4257 There was a quarter in the toilet. 1.1667 0.05294 78 68 7 3
4258 I'd like mine with extra ice. 1.1667 0.04247 78 65 13 0
4259 I'll have a cold bear. 1.1667 0.04970 78 67 9 2
4260 Fine, the Arctic's out of ice, but you can't have it from my drink. 1.1667 0.04623 78 66 11 1
4261 On second thought, forget the wild-caught salmon. I'll have free-range chicken. 1.1667 0.04623 78 66 11 1
4262 'I said "rare".' 1.1667 0.04970 78 67 9 2
4263 I specifically said ‘no ice.’ 1.1667 0.04247 78 65 13 0
4264 I’m sorry we won’t be serving the fresh salmon tonight. 1.1667 0.04623 78 66 11 1
4265 Thanks, I’ll just have the burger then. 1.1667 0.04623 78 66 11 1
4266 So how can you guarantee that the salmon is fresh? 1.1667 0.04247 78 65 13 0
4267 I assume you are out of ice for my drink, Mr. Polar Bear? 1.1667 0.04970 78 67 9 2
4268 Oh go away! I ordered the dry beartini! 1.1667 0.04970 78 67 9 2
4269 You know, I'm concerned about climate change too. Please cancel the two iceberg pies. 1.1667 0.04970 78 67 9 2
4270 I ordered the 'Sweet and Grisley', not the 'Sweetin' Grizzley'" 1.1667 0.04970 78 67 9 2
4271 A rainy day at the stock exchange, I assume? 1.1667 0.04247 78 65 13 0
4272 So, you insist the salmon is fresh? 1.1667 0.04623 78 66 11 1
4273 You’re bearly dry 1.1667 0.04623 78 66 11 1
4274 When I asked for the fish to be caught fresh,this is not what I had in mind. 1.1667 0.04247 78 65 13 0
4275 May I recommend the Moose au Chocolate. 1.1667 0.04970 78 67 9 2
4276 Forgot to ask one thing—is the Chinook salmon line-caught? 1.1667 0.04623 78 66 11 1
4277 Thanks for checking. It sounded like rain but you can never be too sure. 1.1667 0.04623 78 66 11 1
4278 Yes, so you couldn't catch a salmon again; well, I guess I'll have to have the Oyster Rockefeller then. 1.1667 0.04623 78 66 11 1
4279 I'd ask you to join me, but I don't know any good ice-breakers. 1.1646 0.05532 79 70 5 4
4280 Since there is no wild-caught salmon tonight, how is the honey glazed venison? 1.1646 0.04911 79 68 9 2
4281 No, no, no. I asked for pasta primavera. Not a homeless polar bear. 1.1646 0.04911 79 68 9 2
4282 Playing dead and trying to outrun you didn’t work. Now for Plan C: romance. 1.1646 0.04911 79 68 9 2
4283 Thank you,but I prefer bottled water. 1.1646 0.05231 79 69 7 3
4284 I expected Wet Bear was a dry ale. 1.1646 0.04568 79 67 11 1
4285 So, how's the weather been in the Arctic? 1.1646 0.05532 79 70 5 4
4286 I'll have the bear claw, actually make that two. 1.1646 0.04911 79 68 9 2
4287 So, no Polar Ice Cap, free range entrees at all?! 1.1646 0.05231 79 69 7 3
4288 So you're saying you wouldn't recommend the beef? 1.1646 0.05231 79 69 7 3
4289 If you're really low I guess I'll just have it without ice. 1.1646 0.05231 79 69 7 3
4290 I'm sorry. I actually wanted ice cubes from the South Pole. 1.1646 0.05231 79 69 7 3
4291 Sorry pal, no honey. 1.1646 0.04911 79 68 9 2
4292 ...and I would like that on ice. 1.1646 0.05231 79 69 7 3
4293 Take my ice, please. 1.1646 0.04911 79 68 9 2
4294 I'm greta sorry to tell you this, but there's no walrus on the menu. 1.1646 0.04911 79 68 9 2
4295 You're looking a bit drizzly today'' 1.1646 0.05231 79 69 7 3
4296 I don’t recall ordering drizzly bear. 1.1646 0.04911 79 68 9 2
4297 How awkward, I see you are the Daily Special. 1.1646 0.04911 79 68 9 2
4298 So tell me...how dry is the rabbit? 1.1646 0.04911 79 68 9 2
4299 I still don't understand why you're out of the iceberg lettuce. 1.1646 0.04911 79 68 9 2
4300 No Braised Seal Flipper? Then I'll have the arctic char with iceberg lettuce. 1.1625 0.04516 80 68 11 1
4301 After you are done ordering your vegan salad and gluten-free bread, would you please fix my home, now that you have completely destroyed it. 1.1625 0.04853 80 69 9 2
4302 I said I wanted a dry wine. 1.1625 0.05169 80 70 7 3
4303 Don't sweat it, bear with me and I'll make my selection soon. 1.1625 0.04516 80 68 11 1
4304 Relax, do I look like Hannah Goldfield? 1.1625 0.05169 80 70 7 3
4305 No thank you. Please send out the Halibut but only if it has not also been previously frozen. 1.1625 0.04516 80 68 11 1
4306 And can I get extra carbon with that? 1.1625 0.05169 80 70 7 3
4307 So that’s where the fish are nowadays?! 1.1605 0.04797 81 70 9 2
4308 I would offer you a seat, yet I don't enjoy judgement with my salmon . 1.1605 0.04797 81 70 9 2
4309 You to unbearable for me. 1.1605 0.04797 81 70 9 2
4310 Kiss your species good-by. You had a good run. 1.1605 0.05109 81 71 7 3
4311 YES!!... I know we were playing fetch at the lake house... But it's lunchtime & I'm hungry... 1.1605 0.04464 81 69 11 1
4312 But how can the salmon be both fresh AND frozen? 1.1600 0.05383 75 66 6 3
4313 Is the beef as fresh as the salmon? 1.1600 0.04665 75 64 10 1
4314 Don't look at me like that - I asked them to wash down the chair. 1.1600 0.04665 75 64 10 1
4315 Man they send me out so he orders meat 1.1600 0.04665 75 63 10 1
4316 I'll have a VERY dry martini, please. 1.1600 0.04665 75 64 10 1
4317 Please ask the mailer d to turn the air conditioning up. 1.1600 0.05037 75 65 8 2
4318 So you're telling me glacial spring water is no longer on the menu? 1.1600 0.04665 75 64 10 1
4319 I'm assuming the salmon is fresh 1.1600 0.05037 75 65 8 2
4320 I'll have the salmon...without grill marks. 1.1600 0.05037 75 65 8 2
4321 I'll have the salmon tartar. 1.1600 0.04262 75 63 12 0
4322 I expect the seal to be fresh today. 1.1600 0.05037 75 65 8 2
4323 ...kidding - right? No salmon! 1.1600 0.04665 75 64 10 1
4324 I assume you're out of iceberg lettuce, then...? 1.1600 0.04665 75 64 10 1
4325 Don't order the Salmon. It's a bit off. 1.1600 0.04262 75 63 12 0
4326 Can I interest you in some freshly caught fish? 1.1600 0.05037 75 65 8 2
4327 How's the iceberg lettuce? 1.1600 0.05383 75 66 6 3
4328 So you're saying the salmon is wild caught? 1.1600 0.04665 75 64 10 1
4329 Is it still raining? I hadn't noticed. 1.1600 0.04665 75 64 10 1
4330 Please don't order the baked Alaska. 1.1600 0.05037 75 65 8 2
4331 Well then I guess it won't be on the rocks. 1.1600 0.04665 75 64 10 1
4332 If you're sure there's no salmon, I'll just have the berries. 1.1600 0.05037 75 65 8 2
4333 Is it Fresh or Previously Frozen? 1.1600 0.04665 75 64 10 1
4334 May I order you a nice seal, perhaps? 1.1600 0.04665 75 64 10 1
4335 Ok, so you're out of salmon -- what about the trout? 1.1600 0.05037 75 65 8 2
4336 should've taken my directions... 1.1600 0.04665 75 64 10 1
4337 I told you you can order from the menu you don’t have to get the salmon 1.1600 0.04665 75 64 10 1
4338 So the salmon's really fresh tonight? 1.1600 0.05383 75 66 6 3
4339 I'll have the salmon, but don't catch it, just get it from the kitchen. 1.1600 0.04665 75 64 10 1
4340 Okay, let's forget about the fresh-caught salmon, just bring me a burger. 1.1600 0.04665 75 64 10 1
4341 It says here the salmon is responsibly sourced. What else can you tell me about it? 1.1600 0.05037 75 65 8 2
4342 Is it too late to switch from the fresh salmon to the nearly alive halibut? 1.1600 0.04665 75 64 10 1
4343 I'll have the Beluga caviar that's flown in daily from Russia. 1.1600 0.04665 75 64 10 1
4344 You can't come,you're all wet. You're going to make me soaking wet. (submitted by my 3 year old daughter) 1.1600 0.05708 75 67 4 4
4345 I don’t care how great the grilled cheese is, I want Mr. Salmon. 1.1600 0.04665 75 64 10 1
4346 This meal is turning into rather a damp squib. 1.1600 0.05037 75 65 8 2
4347 Do you know what happened to the little boy who cried menstrual cramps? 1.1585 0.04743 82 71 9 2
4348 Don’t wine when I make a pun, just bear with it. 1.1585 0.04743 82 71 9 2
4349 You aren't the waiter... 1.1585 0.04743 82 71 9 2
4350 Is the seal local? 1.1579 0.04211 76 64 12 0
4351 Why do you always put a dampener on my choices! 1.1579 0.04608 76 65 10 1
4352 We're out of iceberg lettuce and Alaskan salmon. 1.1579 0.04608 76 65 10 1
4353 You climate change activists are all alike. My guess is you'd like me to choose the Beyond Burger. 1.1579 0.04975 76 66 8 2
4354 Salmon leaves me cold too. Any halibut? 1.1579 0.04211 76 64 12 0
4355 so your saying the salmon is unavailable? 1.1579 0.04211 76 64 12 0
4356 In that case forget my scotch on the rocks 1.1579 0.04975 76 66 8 2
4357 Sorry to hear the salmon aren't running today. I guess I'll just have the honey glazed caribou carcass with insect and berry compote. 1.1579 0.04608 76 65 10 1
4358 I wanted the bear pudding, not puddling. 1.1579 0.04211 76 64 12 0
4359 You should probably add a watch and a raincoat to that list of necessities you have... 1.1579 0.05316 76 67 6 3
4360 And the wild salmon. Is it fresh this evening? 1.1579 0.04608 76 65 10 1
4361 Can I help you? I’m currently in “rest and digest” mode. 1.1566 0.04364 83 71 11 1
4362 You claim to be a climate endangered Kodiak and don’t have ‘Baked Alaska’ on your dessert menu? 1.1558 0.04161 77 65 12 0
4363 What's this, a John Irving thing? 1.1507 0.04645 73 63 9 1
4364 Salmon's finished you say? Well I guess I will have the fruit, insect and root ragout after all. 1.1507 0.04645 73 63 9 1
4365 Pooh!PoohPooh! , I see nothing on the menu that catches my eye. 1.1507 0.05038 73 64 7 2
4366 Ok, you say the salmon is off. 1.1507 0.05403 73 65 5 3
4367 Well, if you’re out of ice I’ll just have my latte hot. 1.1507 0.04645 73 63 9 1
4368 I changed my order from Tuna to Spinach Ravioli 1.1507 0.05038 73 64 7 2
4369 Can I have a glass of wine? 1.1507 0.04645 73 63 9 1
4370 I'm only half way through, bear with me. 1.1507 0.04645 73 63 9 1
4371 It states that the salmon is freshly caught. How Freshly? 1.1507 0.04645 73 63 9 1
4372 I heard they just bring the salmon to you here? 1.1507 0.04645 73 63 9 1
4373 The salmon wasn't quite to my liking. Guess you'll have good dumpster-diving later. 1.1507 0.04216 73 62 11 0
4374 Fresh Salmon for you today sir? 1.1507 0.05038 73 64 7 2
4375 Be sure you bring me fresh salmon 1.1507 0.05038 73 64 7 2
4376 Is it true your sockeye salmon is fresh caught and locally sourced? 1.1507 0.04216 73 62 11 0
4377 No, sir. Greenland on the rocks is no longer available. 1.1507 0.04645 73 63 9 1
4378 Are you out of nightcaps, too? 1.1507 0.04216 73 62 11 0
4379 Since you didn't get the salmon, what would you recommend? 1.1507 0.05038 73 64 7 2
4380 I don't care. The catch of the day is salmon and that's what I want. 1.1507 0.04216 73 62 11 0
4381 Is this a gag to push your new sustainability menu options? 1.1507 0.05038 73 64 7 2
4382 Will please check one more time to see if any fresh salmon has come in. 1.1507 0.04216 73 62 11 0
4383 So, you're out of the salmon, let me see, then... 1.1507 0.04645 73 63 9 1
4384 I'm not sure I want salmon tonight. 1.1507 0.05403 73 65 5 3
4385 I spilled the water on the way over here. Sorry. 1.1507 0.04216 73 62 11 0
4386 Why yes, I think I’ll have the fish, thank you. 1.1507 0.05744 73 66 3 4
4387 There’re no Popeyes’ Chicken Sandwiches here either. 1.1507 0.04645 73 63 9 1
4388 Please go back out and get me a fresh salmon. 1.1507 0.05403 73 65 5 3
4389 Actually, I've changed my mind - market price is a rip-off. 1.1507 0.05038 73 64 7 2
4390 Okay, I will ask the waiter to set another place. But if you are going to join me for lunch, you need to get cleaned up and dried off. 1.1507 0.04216 73 62 11 0
4391 How fresh is your poached wild salmon with artichoke confit? 1.1507 0.04216 73 62 11 0
4392 I don't care if the seal steak is fresh, I want the haddock. 1.1507 0.05403 73 65 5 3
4393 Geez- You couldn't at least have toweled off a bit?!? What does This Say about our First Date?!? " JK Fuller. Genoa, N 1.1507 0.05038 73 64 7 2
4394 Halloween isn't for another month 1.1507 0.05403 73 65 5 3
4395 So you don't recommend the Baked Alaska? 1.1507 0.04645 73 63 9 1
4396 What happened to the signature wedge salad? 1.1507 0.04216 73 62 11 0
4397 Okay, okay, you've made your point. I won't order the steak! 1.1507 0.05038 73 64 7 2
4398 The ice caps are melting so I came for your ice bucket 1.1507 0.04645 73 63 9 1
4399 Well...if you're out of salmon, let's try the trout amandine. 1.1507 0.04645 73 63 9 1
4400 Did you say the bacon is from the 100 Acre Wood? 1.1507 0.04645 73 63 9 1
4401 Is the salmon wild caught or farmed? 1.1507 0.04645 73 63 9 1
4402 So the salmon is exceptionally fresh 1.1507 0.04216 73 62 11 0
4403 What do you mean the ice has melted,make another root beer float and don't dilly dally this time. 1.1507 0.05038 73 64 7 2
4404 No iceberg lettuce; no braised seal flipper; not even iced tea! This is some bear-bones restaurant. 1.1507 0.04645 73 63 9 1
4405 I can't bear this any longer 1.1507 0.05403 73 65 5 3
4406 Global warming, huh? What can I get you? 1.1507 0.04216 73 62 11 0
4407 So, you're sure the Salmon served here is caught fresh daily? 1.1507 0.04216 73 62 11 0
4408 Now Pooh, do be a dear and fetch Christopher Robbin more of this delicious Dom Perignon. 1.1507 0.05038 73 64 7 2
4409 You say the seal is fresh-caught is today? 1.1507 0.05038 73 64 7 2
4410 I'll have another penguin ganache. 1.1507 0.04645 73 63 9 1
4411 I said I wanted an iced cold BEER, not an iced cold BEAR! 1.1507 0.04645 73 63 9 1
4412 You can have the salad. How does that sound? 1.1507 0.05038 73 64 7 2
4413 Where's the bathroom? 1.1507 0.04645 73 63 9 1
4414 Go away! 1.1507 0.04645 73 63 9 1
4415 For the last time, I don’t want the special. 1.1507 0.04645 73 63 9 1
4416 I ordered the chicken 1.1507 0.04645 73 63 9 1
4417 When I asked for an iced tea, this isn't what I meant. 1.1507 0.05038 73 64 7 2
4418 What is today's catch? 1.1507 0.04645 73 63 9 1
4419 Can I get you something to drink? 1.1507 0.04645 73 63 9 1
4420 Still or sparkling? 1.1507 0.04645 73 63 9 1
4421 I've heard of cat fishing, but not bear fishing... 1.1507 0.04645 73 63 9 1
4422 On second thoughtI'll have the burger 1.1507 0.04645 73 63 9 1
4423 So what you're saying is that the "Locally Sourced Fresh Salmon" on the menu will not be available today. 1.1507 0.04216 73 62 11 0
4424 I'm torn between the lasagna and today's catch. Which do you recommend? 1.1507 0.04645 73 63 9 1
4425 Actually, cancel the salmon. I'll have the steak. 1.1507 0.05038 73 64 7 2
4426 Do you sell Pepsi? 1.1507 0.05038 73 64 7 2
4427 It is raining out, and it turns out your coat isn’t waterproof? 1.1507 0.04645 73 63 9 1
4428 I don't care how fresh the salmon is, I'm not in the mood for fish. 1.1507 0.05038 73 64 7 2
4429 They Didn’t Have Anymore Rose So I Got You A Nice Cabernet Instead. 1.1507 0.05038 73 64 7 2
4430 Did you get that fresh salmon? 1.1507 0.05038 73 64 7 2
4431 You look grizzlier than usual. 1.1507 0.05038 73 64 7 2
4432 Seriously artic bear? i thought that was merely a typo on the menu for artic char? 1.1507 0.05038 73 64 7 2
4433 Sit down and I'll order you a Polar Ice on the rocks. 1.1507 0.04216 73 62 11 0
4434 No samon in the river or on the menue I see. 1.1507 0.04645 73 63 9 1
4435 So, you're telling me there is no salmon? 1.1507 0.04645 73 63 9 1
4436 Maybe you should refine your fishing technique. In any case, salmon isn't on the menu tonight. 1.1507 0.04645 73 63 9 1
4437 The iceberg wedge salad, the arctic char and the baked Alaska are no longer available then? 1.1507 0.05038 73 64 7 2
4438 Since you can’t seem to manage wild-caught, I suppose I could settle for line-caught salmon. 1.1507 0.04216 73 62 11 0
4439 If there is no seal, I will take the chicken. 1.1507 0.05038 73 64 7 2
4440 No, nothing more from the wet barr, thanks." 1.1507 0.04645 73 63 9 1
4441 Sorry, I meant to say that I wanted to finish with a large bowl of pear. 1.1507 0.04645 73 63 9 1
4442 On second thought, I'll have the steak instead of salmon. 1.1507 0.04216 73 62 11 0
4443 Grizzly weather out there. 1.1507 0.05038 73 64 7 2
4444 I ordered the ‘wet pear’, not the ‘wet bear’” [NOTE: For the purpose of this joke please pretend that ‘wet pear’ is the name of a popular dish. Please. I need this. 1.1507 0.04216 73 62 11 0
4445 Okay. I don't really have to have the salmon. 1.1507 0.05038 73 64 7 2
4446 I told them I would know if it was really 'wild salmon' ... 1.1507 0.04216 73 62 11 0
4447 Are you sure this is the '87 Margaux? 1.1507 0.05038 73 64 7 2
4448 But you always order the salmon, dear? 1.1507 0.04645 73 63 9 1
4449 What do you mean there's no more spicy tuna?! 1.1507 0.04645 73 63 9 1
4450 No, sorry, I said pear marinated 1.1507 0.04645 73 63 9 1
4451 Yes I can see that the Alaskan Cod is fresh. 1.1507 0.05038 73 64 7 2
4452 Another glass of polar water please. 1.1507 0.04216 73 62 11 0
4453 The poached lake trout is especially fresh, Sir. 1.1507 0.04645 73 63 9 1
4454 Russia didn't have dirt on Biden, either. 1.1507 0.04645 73 63 9 1
4455 I don't want your excuses, I said I'll have the salmon. 1.1507 0.04645 73 63 9 1
4456 I guess I won't have the fresh salmon after all. 1.1507 0.05038 73 64 7 2
4457 I'm sorry that you're having a tough day, but the menu clearly states the salmon will be fresh and wild-caught. 1.1507 0.04216 73 62 11 0
4458 3 Michelin stars! I have walked for days...only to be told I am too rustic to be served here, so I will require your suit. 1.1507 0.04645 73 63 9 1
4459 You're out of salmon? What other fish do you have? 1.1507 0.04645 73 63 9 1
4460 I’ve changed my mind; I don’t want the fresh salmon, bring me the Pasta Puttanesca. 1.1507 0.05038 73 64 7 2
4461 I’ll have the salmon, but only if it is freshly caught. 1.1507 0.05038 73 64 7 2
4462 "The daily special is fresh hand caught salmon, again? 1.1507 0.04645 73 63 9 1
4463 Quelle domage! I was so anticipating the fresh salmon tonight. 1.1507 0.05403 73 65 5 3
4464 I think will take uour suggestion have salmon. Is it fresh? 1.1507 0.04645 73 63 9 1
4465 I'll have the salmon, if it's fresh caught. 1.1507 0.04645 73 63 9 1
4466 Honey, I told you not to track mud! 1.1507 0.04216 73 62 11 0
4467 Can you recommend the fresh trout? 1.1507 0.04645 73 63 9 1
4468 Tell the waiter, I said a claret. 1.1507 0.04645 73 63 9 1
4469 You're sure your fish is freshly caught? 1.1507 0.04645 73 63 9 1
4470 So that's what was in my soup. 1.1507 0.05038 73 64 7 2
4471 I hear the baked Alaska is amazing 1.1507 0.05038 73 64 7 2
4472 I know the salmon’s fresh, but I’ll have the sturgeon. 1.1507 0.04645 73 63 9 1
4473 I am not doubting global warming. 1.1507 0.04645 73 63 9 1
4474 So, you’re out of ice. Will you have it tomorrow? 1.1507 0.04645 73 63 9 1
4475 If there's no fresh salmon, I'll have the fillet 1.1507 0.05038 73 64 7 2
4476 I''m sorry, but I asked for water without ice 1.1507 0.05038 73 64 7 2
4477 Ok, so you went out to the woods and it's raining. All employees still must wash thier hands before returning to work. 1.1507 0.04645 73 63 9 1
4478 Will you be offended if I order the semifreddo? 1.1507 0.05038 73 64 7 2
4479 Are you eating alone on Saturday evening? You' re a bear, man! 1.1507 0.04645 73 63 9 1
4480 So this is why there’s no food in your camper. 1.1507 0.04645 73 63 9 1
4481 If this is about global warming, I drive a Tesla so... 1.1507 0.05038 73 64 7 2
4482 Is it too late to cancel my fresh salmon order? 1.1507 0.04645 73 63 9 1
4483 No, I don't want the iceberg lettuce salad, I'd like the chili, and make it extra hot. 1.1507 0.04216 73 62 11 0
4484 I'll have the stuffed salmon in honeycomb. 1.1507 0.04216 73 62 11 0
4485 So you say the salmon's fresh, huh? Sounds like Fake News. 1.1507 0.04645 73 63 9 1
4486 I assumed the fish of the day had already been caught. 1.1507 0.04645 73 63 9 1
4487 You may be wet, but I've got a pig nose on my cheek. 1.1507 0.04645 73 63 9 1
4488 You say you ate all the fresh salmon? How about a fresh bear steak well done! 1.1507 0.04645 73 63 9 1
4489 I did tell you to invest in an umbrella. 1.1507 0.04645 73 63 9 1
4490 Can I get the burrito served wet? 1.1507 0.04645 73 63 9 1
4491 I hear the salmon is very fresh. 1.1507 0.05038 73 64 7 2
4492 No salmon, huh? So, how's the whitefish? 1.1507 0.04645 73 63 9 1
4493 Then I’ll have the sea bass instead of the arctic char. 1.1507 0.04645 73 63 9 1
4494 Why did you try to catch a salmon when the cod here is to die for? 1.1507 0.04216 73 62 11 0
4495 WITH ICE OR WITHOUT? 1.1507 0.04645 73 63 9 1
4496 The entrees here are quite bear. 1.1507 0.04216 73 62 11 0
4497 On second thought, let's forget about the fresh salmon. 1.1507 0.04645 73 63 9 1
4498 Sorry about that, instead of the wild caught salmon, I'll just have the soup du jour. 1.1507 0.04645 73 63 9 1
4499 unbearable heat 1.1507 0.05038 73 64 7 2
4500 I asked for rare not extinct 1.1507 0.04216 73 62 11 0
4501 I've gone to our supplier, but I am sorry to say there is not a drop of honey available. 1.1507 0.04216 73 62 11 0
4502 They only have salmon cheviche 1.1507 0.04216 73 62 11 0
4503 But how do I KNOW the salmon was caught just this morning? 1.1507 0.05038 73 64 7 2
4504 Is your salmon fresh today?" Murray H. Block, Albany. N 1.1507 0.05038 73 64 7 2
4505 Sensational seaweed, now find me the fresh salmon! 1.1507 0.04645 73 63 9 1
4506 I would like to order a double salmon and, for dessert, "Baked Alaska. 1.1507 0.04645 73 63 9 1
4507 I'll have the salmon, too. 1.1507 0.05038 73 64 7 2
4508 I appreciate the commitline caught salmon 1.1507 0.05038 73 64 7 2
4509 I said nightcap, not ice cap 1.1507 0.04216 73 62 11 0
4510 Sorry for the trouble, but I decided against the salmon. 1.1507 0.05038 73 64 7 2
4511 What do u mean u couldn't find the fly? 1.1507 0.04645 73 63 9 1
4512 I doubt the river was out of salmon. 1.1507 0.05403 73 65 5 3
4513 Don’t tell me you’re out of the trout again. 1.1507 0.04645 73 63 9 1
4514 Your saying, the salmon is wild caught and not farm raised? 1.1507 0.04645 73 63 9 1
4515 I can assure you sir, the fish is fresh. 1.1507 0.04645 73 63 9 1
4516 You know what? Forget the salmon. I'll go for the cobb salad instead. 1.1507 0.04645 73 63 9 1
4517 Don't complain to me about global warming. Go to Washington! 1.1507 0.04216 73 62 11 0
4518 Yes, the salmon here is pretty good. 1.1507 0.05403 73 65 5 3
4519 Please thank the chef, the salmon was excellent! 1.1507 0.04645 73 63 9 1
4520 I'll have the salmon, and a large coca-cola with ice. 1.1507 0.04216 73 62 11 0
4521 I guess you're out of arctic char? 1.1507 0.04216 73 62 11 0
4522 The waiter said he'd send someone over to describe the baked Alaska 1.1507 0.04216 73 62 11 0
4523 Is it too late to change the 'fresh caught salmon' order? 1.1507 0.04645 73 63 9 1
4524 Thanks for getting the salmon. 1.1507 0.04645 73 63 9 1
4525 I will have the Arctic char, a frozen Margarita and the ice box cake. 1.1507 0.04645 73 63 9 1
4526 I know it's a bit extravagant for your bare necessities. 1.1507 0.04216 73 62 11 0
4527 I'll start with a COLD bear! 1.1507 0.04216 73 62 11 0
4528 Can I get a drink? It’s kinda hot out there. 1.1507 0.04645 73 63 9 1
4529 On second thought, I think I'll have the pasta instead of the salmon. 1.1507 0.04645 73 63 9 1
4530 I'll have the freshly caught salmon, too, please. 1.1507 0.04216 73 62 11 0
4531 Well that answers my question: Does a bear sweat in a seafood restaurant? 1.1507 0.05038 73 64 7 2
4532 Which extinct species goes well with wine? 1.1486 0.04974 74 65 7 2
4533 Instead of fresh-caught salmon, I’ll try the steak. 1.1429 0.04678 70 61 8 1
4534 Do you have a favorite you'd recommend? 1.1429 0.04678 70 61 8 1
4535 But if you don't have wild-caught salmon, why is it on the menu? 1.1429 0.05102 70 62 6 2
4536 I've been told here you serve the freshest salmon in the whole Yukon. 1.1429 0.04678 70 61 8 1
4537 Geez, John, you are so selfish. 1.1429 0.04678 70 61 8 1
4538 Okay, if the rainbow trout is no longer available, I'll go for the ratatouille. 1.1429 0.04678 70 61 8 1
4539 I ordered a 'rare' steak 1.1429 0.05102 70 62 6 2
4540 I told you, I'm not the one who ordered The Boiled Grizzly!! 1.1408 0.05033 71 63 6 2
4541 Sorry I'm late, I had to wash my hair. 1.1408 0.04158 71 61 10 0
4542 So what are your options other than the salmon? 1.1408 0.04616 71 62 8 1
4543 No seal, but they do serve eel. 1.1408 0.04158 71 61 10 0
4544 Just chillin' 1.1408 0.04616 71 62 8 1
4545 And I assume the salmon was caught fresh today? 1.1408 0.04158 71 61 10 0
4546 And then I'll have the "Last Remnants of the Shrinking Glaciers" water... Oh, you're here. 1.1408 0.04616 71 62 8 1
4547 You and I are polar opposites with nothing in common, except salmon. 1.1408 0.04616 71 62 8 1
4548 I'll take a water. Don't worry—no ice." 1.1408 0.04158 71 61 10 0
4549 Are you telling me NOT to order the bear meat? 1.1408 0.04158 71 61 10 0
4550 For those of us who can't catch salmon, may I suggest the halibut? 1.1408 0.04616 71 62 8 1
4551 I'm letting you go. The real ones don't demand benefits. 1.1408 0.05033 71 63 6 2
4552 We just ran out of fresh Salmon. 1.1408 0.04158 71 61 10 0
4553 Instead of the salmon I’ll have the porridge and honey. 1.1408 0.04158 71 61 10 0
4554 Ah, yes. The original name of ‘Namet St.’ was ‘The Dripping Bear.’ 1.1408 0.04616 71 62 8 1
4555 I’ll have your drizzly bear 1.1408 0.04616 71 62 8 1
4556 All right, forget the ice in my water. 1.1408 0.04158 71 61 10 0
4557 It was actually the wheat beer that I ordered. 1.1408 0.05033 71 63 6 2
4558 Can I help it if you forgot your stupid umbrella? 1.1408 0.04616 71 62 8 1
4559 I'll have a Coke with no ice. 1.1408 0.05033 71 63 6 2
4560 A bear who’s really wet walks into a room. 1.1408 0.04158 71 61 10 0
4561 My wine is a little dry. What else would you recommend? 1.1408 0.04616 71 62 8 1
4562 I’m sorry, we’re out of fresh salmon. 1.1408 0.04616 71 62 8 1
4563 So, fresh seal is off the menu today? 1.1408 0.04616 71 62 8 1
4564 If you had stayed ice-olated for much longer your health would have really gone south; care for some wine? 1.1408 0.04158 71 61 10 0
4565 Ice melted? Okay instead of this wine I'll take a DRY martini! 1.1408 0.04158 71 61 10 0
4566 Sous vide is actually meant for the entree, not you sir. 1.1408 0.04616 71 62 8 1
4567 Well, cry me a river. I'll have the carbon-neutral, vegan burger and a receipt for my tax credit. 1.1408 0.04158 71 61 10 0
4568 I know you hurried over, but this restaurant requires that you wear a tie. 1.1408 0.05033 71 63 6 2
4569 And don't tell me you're out of the seal. 1.1408 0.04158 71 61 10 0
4570 Well, I’m trying to think of a stupid pun to say, something that will satisfy the cartoon editors. 1.1408 0.04616 71 62 8 1
4571 You couldn't get a salmon !! You couldn't even just get one tiny little salmon ???? 1.1408 0.04158 71 61 10 0
4572 Where have you been, Hairold? The weather is getting grizzly out there and you bearly made happy hour! 1.1408 0.04616 71 62 8 1
4573 Your recommendation of the wild caught salmon is most impressive. 1.1408 0.05033 71 63 6 2
4574 The steak here is so good, I've lost my home because of it! 1.1408 0.04158 71 61 10 0
4575 Don't come begging here. I am not personally responsible for global warming. Trump'n tweets let me off the hook. 1.1408 0.04158 71 61 10 0
4576 Well, if the freshly caught salmon is off the menu tonight, I'll have the linguine. 1.1408 0.04616 71 62 8 1
4577 Grin and bear it! 1.1408 0.04616 71 62 8 1
4578 No offense, but I meant to say wet, bare naked human female 1.1408 0.05033 71 63 6 2
4579 Sorry sir, there isn't any salmon left in the lake... 1.1408 0.04616 71 62 8 1
4580 You could’ve just ordered koi here, you know. 1.1408 0.04158 71 61 10 0
4581 Would you recommend the baked Alaskan?" 1.1408 0.04158 71 61 10 0
4582 It's unbearably hot in here. 1.1408 0.04158 71 61 10 0
4583 Well, if you are out of fresh salmon, what about fresh trout 1.1408 0.05033 71 63 6 2
4584 Forget the salmon. I'll have the cobb salad. 1.1408 0.04158 71 61 10 0
4585 I know it's hot in here, but bear with me 1.1408 0.04616 71 62 8 1
4586 I understand your angst about global warming but my duck confit is getting cold in the kitchen!! 1.1408 0.04158 71 61 10 0
4587 I'd berate you for not bringing an umbrella if you weren't so cuddly. 1.1408 0.04616 71 62 8 1
4588 I changed my mind on the salmon. How is your duck? 1.1408 0.04616 71 62 8 1
4589 Don't just stand there shivering. Go back to the river and bring a salmon for the chef. 1.1408 0.04616 71 62 8 1
4590 Is your salmon wild-caught or farmed? 1.1408 0.04616 71 62 8 1
4591 Well, if you're sure the salmon's unavailable, I'll try the hake. 1.1408 0.04616 71 62 8 1
4592 Nope, you’re not in here. 1.1408 0.04158 71 61 10 0
4593 No doubt you imagine your presence strikes the right note of middle-aged whimsy. 1.1408 0.04158 71 61 10 0
4594 Can you order the salmon for me? 1.1408 0.04616 71 62 8 1
4595 I've changed my mind. I don't want the fresh caught salmon after all. 1.1408 0.04616 71 62 8 1
4596 Have you tasted the Wild Salmon? 1.1408 0.04158 71 61 10 0
4597 The enabling stops here, Paddington. 1.1408 0.04616 71 62 8 1
4598 It's alright. I like my martini straight up anyway. 1.1408 0.04616 71 62 8 1
4599 Would it push you over the edge if I order the baked Alaska? 1.1408 0.05033 71 63 6 2
4600 Ummm you do not look like your profile picture” 1.1408 0.04616 71 62 8 1
4601 I am sorry, but I am not ordering the salmon! 1.1408 0.05033 71 63 6 2
4602 I did not order "wet bear" from the menu 1.1408 0.04158 71 61 10 0
4603 Which of the menu items are just right?" 1.1408 0.04158 71 61 10 0
4604 OK, if you are out of salmon can you check if you have any venison. 1.1408 0.05033 71 63 6 2
4605 Is that water or drool? 1.1389 0.04556 72 63 8 1
4606 The new interactive cafe at the Bronx Zoo 1.1389 0.04556 72 63 8 1
4607 I was hoping to find baked Alaska on the menu." 1.1389 0.04556 72 63 8 1
4608 I'll take the globally warmed artic seal with a side of iceburg salad. 1.1389 0.04104 72 62 10 0
4609 So no on the salmon du jour, let’s try the rabbit... 1.1389 0.04967 72 64 6 2
4610 No, no. I said veal, not seal. 1.1343 0.05164 67 60 5 2
4611 Is the Alaska salmon fresh today? 1.1343 0.04197 67 58 9 0
4612 Do you think you can spare the Salmon? 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
4613 I know, I know, it can't be unseasonably warm every year. 1.1343 0.04197 67 58 9 0
4614 Sorry for being late, I was caught up in global warming. 1.1343 0.04197 67 58 9 0
4615 Does the poached salmon have any teeth marks? Frank Buckley Andover, MA 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
4616 Are you positive that the salmon is freshly caught? 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
4617 And you swear that the walrus ceviche is fresh? 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
4618 Do you prefer bottled, tap, or perspiration? 1.1343 0.04197 67 58 9 0
4619 Uh, no polar seals. Why do you ask? 1.1343 0.04197 67 58 9 0
4620 Is it too late to cancel my salmon order? 1.1343 0.04197 67 58 9 0
4621 We're all out of iceberg wedges. 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
4622 Do you brine your game meats? 1.1343 0.04197 67 58 9 0
4623 How are your mussels? 1.1343 0.04197 67 58 9 0
4624 Hmm...no more salmon...I guess I'll have a steak. 1.1343 0.04197 67 58 9 0
4625 I don't see "Grin' on the Menu... 1.1343 0.04197 67 58 9 0
4626 You're late again. How can you bear it? 1.1343 0.04197 67 58 9 0
4627 I can't decide if you are late or if you are early 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
4628 I hate to be the bearer of bad news but, there is no more iceberg lettuce for your salad. 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
4629 Yes, I still want baked Alaska. 1.1343 0.04197 67 58 9 0
4630 I'll start with the iceberg lettuce ... on second thought, forget it. 1.1343 0.04197 67 58 9 0
4631 When you say fresh salmon could you explain further? 1.1343 0.04197 67 58 9 0
4632 how do you want your fresh salmon? 1.1343 0.04197 67 58 9 0
4633 And what wine do you recommend with the iceberg lettuce? 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
4634 OK then I’ll try the plant-based Salmon 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
4635 Let us see...no iceberg? 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
4636 I changed my mind. I'll have the filet mignon instead of the freshly caught salmon. 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
4637 Bear is in season but does it go with the pinot? 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
4638 I thought the Democrats wanted to soak the rich. OK, but I'm a bear. 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
4639 Nothing for you on the menu now! I think you'll have to play Trump and win him. 1.1343 0.04197 67 58 9 0
4640 I really had my heart set on the salmon. 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
4641 Just in time! I heard the salmon is pretty good. 1.1343 0.04197 67 58 9 0
4642 On second thought, I just had fish yesterday. 1.1343 0.05164 67 60 5 2
4643 Sorry we ran out of Salmon , and it wasn’t me this time , there’s just none left in the river , this climate change thing is something else. 1.1343 0.05164 67 60 5 2
4644 I'm sorry, I only reserved a table for one. 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
4645 Is the salmon farmed? 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
4646 No, our NYC subways don't go anywhere near northern Alaska, but an economy flight from JFK to Juneau is a good start. 1.1343 0.05164 67 60 5 2
4647 Ah yes, rare! Just how i like it 1.1343 0.04197 67 58 9 0
4648 Sir, please don't order the salmon well done. I just caught it. 1.1343 0.04197 67 58 9 0
4649 The beef please, hold the dripping. 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
4650 If you can bear it, let's take a rain check. 1.1343 0.04197 67 58 9 0
4651 Let me guess: you couldn't bear the heat, so you got out of the kitchen? 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
4652 Once you go trail-to-table, you never go back. 1.1343 0.04197 67 58 9 0
4653 You say you're out of salmon? Then I'll just take the chicken. 1.1343 0.04197 67 58 9 0
4654 Which do you think is better? The Arctic Salmon Melt or the BLM? 1.1343 0.04197 67 58 9 0
4655 If this is some bit about "I'm icy and I got the drip" that shit was retired months ago. Also $15 for San Marzano pasta is ridiculous, it's $8 at the 2nd Ave location and that one has way more bitches. 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
4656 Are you sure? It's down right frigid in here." 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
4657 Well, I doubt the salmon is fresh. How's the crab? 1.1343 0.04197 67 58 9 0
4658 It appears we're all out of the Catch of the Day. 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
4659 I hope this is a dry wine. 1.1343 0.04197 67 58 9 0
4660 THIS PLACE SMELLS FUNNY. 1.1343 0.04197 67 58 9 0
4661 MORE parmesan! That's bearly enough! 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
4662 Is global warming the main course? 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
4663 That fresh huh? OK I’ll have the fish! 1.1343 0.04197 67 58 9 0
4664 So, tell me more about your "Drowned Polar Bear" cocktail. 1.1343 0.04197 67 58 9 0
4665 I'm sorry sir we don't serve ice. There is literally none left on the planet. 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
4666 So... just HOW do I know the Salmon is fresh caught????? 1.1343 0.04197 67 58 9 0
4667 So I guess the Valet Parking isn't open ? 1.1343 0.04197 67 58 9 0
4668 I'll have it stirred, not shaken. 1.1343 0.05164 67 60 5 2
4669 Waiting for you was unbearable so I came alone. 1.1343 0.04197 67 58 9 0
4670 I see you would be fresh. But are you organic? 1.1343 0.05164 67 60 5 2
4671 As long as you promise it is fresh, I'll have the salmon. 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
4672 I had my heart set on the wild salmon... so what else is good? 1.1343 0.04197 67 58 9 0
4673 Would you like some water with your wine? 1.1343 0.05585 67 61 3 3
4674 So, I imagine that the fresh salmon is off the menu? 1.1343 0.04197 67 58 9 0
4675 Julian, I specifically said NO TOILETS. 1.1343 0.05164 67 60 5 2
4676 And you thought climate change was a Chinese hoax! 1.1343 0.04197 67 58 9 0
4677 Sorry, forget the river fresh salmon, lets go for the blueberry pie. 1.1343 0.04197 67 58 9 0
4678 Hey, I ordered a dry martini, not a wet grizzly. Also, please don't eat my face." 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
4679 And how's the Baked Alaska? 1.1343 0.04197 67 58 9 0
4680 No salmon? I'll go with the Ribeye. 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
4681 Yes, I did order 'Baked Alaska. 1.1343 0.04197 67 58 9 0
4682 The salmon pic-a-nic basket is fresh-caught, you say? 1.1343 0.04197 67 58 9 0
4683 You are lucky to be working since the climate changed your location...NOW GET ME THE POACHED SALMON! 1.1343 0.04197 67 58 9 0
4684 ‘Couldn’t find UBear’ 1.1343 0.04197 67 57 9 0
4685 Are there specials besides the waiter in the dripping wet bear suit? 1.1343 0.04197 67 58 9 0
4686 So you don't recommend the Arctic char? 1.1343 0.04197 67 58 9 0
4687 I prefer mine a bit warmed up. 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
4688 Yep, Baked Alaska is definitely trending. 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
4689 Ok then, I’ll have the farm-raised salmon instead. 1.1343 0.04197 67 58 9 0
4690 So I take it that the salmon is fresh. 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
4691 You’ve had the Baked Alaska? 1.1343 0.05164 67 60 5 2
4692 How fresh is the salmon realllllllly? 1.1343 0.04197 67 58 9 0
4693 So the salmon wasn’t “Line-Caught”? 1.1343 0.04197 67 58 9 0
4694 Well, if there is no salmon I guess I will have the steak. 1.1343 0.04197 67 58 9 0
4695 Okay then, I guess I’ll just have the pomegranites. 1.1343 0.04197 67 58 9 0
4696 I was thinking of ordering the Baked Alaska, but, uh, .......how're your Cherries Jubilee? 1.1343 0.04197 67 58 9 0
4697 Look, don't tell me about global warming. All I want is a decent steak. 1.1343 0.04197 67 58 9 0
4698 I guess Baked Alaska has kind of a double meaning now.... 1.1343 0.04197 67 58 9 0
4699 Okay, I'll try the just-caught salmon. 1.1343 0.04197 67 58 9 0
4700 Well, if it's that fresh, I'll have Martha Stewart's Pierre's Salmon with Sorrel. Please and thank you. 1.1343 0.04197 67 58 9 0
4701 Take your time, I've got about 2 years yet before the big meltdown. 1.1343 0.04197 67 58 9 0
4702 Not exactly farm-to-table. . . could you expand on that a little bit? 1.1343 0.05164 67 60 5 2
4703 Sorry - but I actually ordered a tall Witbier. 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
4704 Yes, I can hear you in that bear’s stomach and no, “rain” is not an excuse for being late. 1.1343 0.05585 67 61 3 3
4705 But it says right here on the menu the fish of the day is salmon 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
4706 My spiritual animal name is Jane Fonda Bear and I am your waiter tonight". 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
4707 Yeah...I'll have the fuckin'...uhhhhhhhhhhhhh 1.1343 0.05164 67 60 5 2
4708 The ice is all gone? Well, then I might as well go for the hamburger. 1.1343 0.04197 67 58 9 0
4709 This whole farm to table dining must be taken a little further. 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
4710 Canadians don't carry umbrellas ... you said. 1.1343 0.04197 67 58 9 0
4711 What do you mean, 86 the salmon? 1.1343 0.04197 67 58 9 0
4712 Does this bear come in vegan? 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
4713 You don't want ice? I need ice. 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
4714 I clearly said prickly pear and not arctic bear!” 1.1343 0.04197 67 58 9 0
4715 Umm - I ordered "Any BEER as long as it's wet". 1.1343 0.04197 67 58 9 0
4716 Yes, I believe I'll try the salmon. You did say it was wild-caught? 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
4717 You're out of the Baked Alaska? 1.1343 0.04197 67 58 9 0
4718 Great suggestion...I think I will go with the Baked Alaska for dessert." Shelley Rodgers, Alexandria, V 1.1343 0.05164 67 60 5 2
4719 Order a big warm towel 1.1343 0.05164 67 60 5 2
4720 Oh that’s fine, the Arctic’s melted but you still gotta get your steak. 1.1343 0.04197 67 58 9 0
4721 Sure, you say that the salmon is "very fresh," but why should I believe you. 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
4722 I’ll take the high road, you take the low road, and I’ll get to Scotland before you. 1.1343 0.04197 67 58 9 0
4723 Fine. I’ll have the Baked Alaska. 1.1343 0.04197 67 58 9 0
4724 Bare with me while I decide. Get it? 1.1343 0.04197 67 58 9 0
4725 Well then, if the fresh salmon is not available, do you think you can handle the free range chicken? 1.1343 0.05164 67 60 5 2
4726 I just confirmed that we are indeed out of salmon tonight. 1.1343 0.04197 67 58 9 0
4727 Ah . . . how fresh is the salmon? 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
4728 I’m pleased to inform you that the salmon special is back. 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
4729 I ordered a cold Polar Beer not “bear” 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
4730 I am sorry sir, but our arctic sea bass has gone extinct. 1.1343 0.05164 67 60 5 2
4731 You know in second thought the fresh caught salmon really doesn’t do it for me. Too late to take that back? 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
4732 Loss of habitat? This is my last time eating here- my wife wants to move to Jersey! 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
4733 I've heard the portions here are awful too. 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
4734 I came inside because the rain was unbearable. 1.1343 0.05164 67 60 5 2
4735 The climate in here is suffering too 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
4736 OK, then, I won't try the salmon. Have you got any squid? 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
4737 You ate all the salmon? Then I 'll have the ribeye. 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
4738 Fresh caught wild salmon, hmmmm? Can you vouch for that? 1.1343 0.04197 67 58 9 0
4739 Now, could I get that grilled with a side of roasted potatoes? 1.1343 0.04197 67 58 9 0
4740 I said I was here to review the new fare. 1.1343 0.05164 67 60 5 2
4741 But enough about me! How are you? 1.1343 0.04197 67 58 9 0
4742 So...no iceberg lettuce before the entrée, I take it. 1.1343 0.04197 67 58 9 0
4743 You know, they catch the salmon for you. 1.1343 0.04197 67 58 9 0
4744 Sorry, we're all out of cod. 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
4745 I don’t know about you, but I’m still on the fence about climate change. 1.1343 0.05164 67 60 5 2
4746 The salmon millet fed fresh? 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
4747 I just asked for a glass of water. 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
4748 I was counting on fresh caught salmon 1.1343 0.04197 67 58 9 0
4749 It's about time. 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
4750 That was no salmon; that was my dinner. 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
4751 And how’s the poached salmon? 1.1343 0.04197 67 58 9 0
4752 Just exactly how fresh is your salmon? 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
4753 Sorry Sir, we are fresh out of the Salmon! ...but, we still have the not possible fish tacos. 1.1343 0.04197 67 58 9 0
4754 No, you can't have my salmon. Tony Gallinari, Yonkers, NY. 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
4755 No sir. I don't recommend the bear burger. 1.1343 0.04197 67 58 9 0
4756 Well, if there's no more salmon then I'll have the tuna. 1.1343 0.05164 67 60 5 2
4757 I'll have the Pinot Griz - not too chilled. 1.1343 0.04197 67 58 9 0
4758 Apparently, they are fresh out of salmon. 1.1343 0.04197 67 58 9 0
4759 Yes, I'll take some of your fresh salmon. 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
4760 I am quite sure that the salmon you are looking for is now in the kitchen 1.1343 0.04197 67 58 9 0
4761 Let me guess, the halibut is fresh. Right? 1.1343 0.04197 67 58 9 0
4762 This is the first time you retuned without fresh salmon ! 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
4763 I know. Global warming sucks. Forget the salmon. Bring me a Baked Alaska. 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
4764 OK, I’ll have the salmon. 1.1343 0.04197 67 58 9 0
4765 I'll have your overly fresh catch of the day. 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
4766 The salmon tastes a bit off. Could I get the halibut instead? 1.1343 0.04197 67 58 9 0
4767 No Sweat. Soon you'll be charging everything in this place. 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
4768 Don't worry, I'm not on the menu. I'm still defrosting. 1.1343 0.04197 67 58 9 0
4769 I don't even want to think about what you do in the woods. 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
4770 Are you sure the fish is fresh caught? 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
4771 Bear with me. It’s global warming. 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
4772 I need something very hot-- It feels like this wet, grizzly weather has followed me in here. 1.1343 0.04197 67 58 9 0
4773 My apologies Sir. Unfortunately, we are out of polar ice caps. 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
4774 And the smelts? Are they fresh as well? 1.1343 0.04197 67 58 9 0
4775 I most certainly did NOT cause climate change single handedly. Look around. I had a lot of help. 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
4776 Oh, what the hell? I'll have the baked Alaska. 1.1343 0.05164 67 60 5 2
4777 You sure the salmon's not farm-raised? 1.1343 0.04197 67 58 9 0
4778 Thanks,but I've decided not to have the salmon after all. 1.1343 0.05164 67 60 5 2
4779 I've heard the salmon is quite fresh. 1.1343 0.04197 67 58 9 0
4780 What is your catch of the day?" Catherine Barro 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
4781 I was just hoping someone could tell me if the salmon is wild caught and not farmed. 1.1343 0.04197 67 58 9 0
4782 The zinfandel is unbearably sweet. 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
4783 Sorry Sir, we are all out of wild Alaska salmon 1.1343 0.04197 67 58 9 0
4784 When I said to go easy on the ice, I didn’t expect you to go out to the glacier to get it. 1.1343 0.04197 67 58 9 0
4785 Forget the salmon, bring me the catfish. 1.1343 0.04197 67 58 9 0
4786 Please don’t order the fish. 1.1343 0.04197 67 58 9 0
4787 IS ALASKAN SALMON CATCH-OF-THE-DAY? 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
4788 I guess the iceberg lettuce is out. 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
4789 I'm so embarrassed. We ran out of beer. 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
4790 You going to drink that? 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
4791 I’ll have the flambe. 1.1324 0.04140 68 59 9 0
4792 Exactly why can’t I change my fish order? 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
4793 Fresh salmon and pic-a-nic baskets is your entire menu? 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
4794 I’m guessing you’ll have the salmon. 1.1324 0.04140 68 59 9 0
4795 I'll have the Arctic Char on Iceberg Lettuce and the Snowballs for dessert. 1.1324 0.04140 68 59 9 0
4796 Will you also be preparing the ratatouille? 1.1324 0.04140 68 59 9 0
4797 Just look at me, Sir. I would NOT recommend a Baked Alaska. 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
4798 Don't sweat it, you were late so I gave your chair away. 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
4799 So...the salmon isn't fresh caught then? 1.1324 0.04140 68 59 9 0
4800 A wet bar would have been preferable. 1.1324 0.05091 68 61 5 2
4801 So, how's the salmon todat? 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
4802 I don’t see clean fresh wild game here, where’s the waiter? 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
4803 Sit down, have a glass of ice water! I’ll call the president and give him Hell about climate Change. 1.1324 0.04140 68 59 9 0
4804 No salmon today? Well, then I suppose I'll have the honeyed grubs. 1.1324 0.04140 68 59 9 0
4805 And you say the seal is fresh? 1.1324 0.04140 68 59 9 0
4806 I’m sure it’s just water weight. 1.1324 0.04140 68 59 9 0
4807 Yes, can you guarantee the Salmon is wild caught, not farm raised? 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
4808 Global warming is no excuse for a late appetizer. 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
4809 So, the "hand harvested Salmon" is a real thing? 1.1324 0.05091 68 61 5 2
4810 So, you're willing to swear that the salmon is fresh. 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
4811 I'll have water, no ice, and the vegan dinner salad . . . is that OK? 1.1324 0.04140 68 59 9 0
4812 Sorry, but climate change is no reason for me to be buying you dinner. 1.1324 0.05091 68 61 5 2
4813 You don't look like you do on Tinder... 1.1324 0.04140 68 59 9 0
4814 If you clogged up the shower drain again, YOU have to pay for the plumber! 1.1324 0.04140 68 59 9 0
4815 I don't care how fresh it is. I had the fish last time. 1.1324 0.05091 68 61 5 2
4816 Order the salmon, it’s really fresh! 1.1324 0.04140 68 59 9 0
4817 So I assume the salmon is fresh! 1.1324 0.04140 68 59 9 0
4818 So your recommendation is the Arctic salmon versus the local trout down here? 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
4819 I’ve changed my mind about the salmon. How fresh is the octopus? 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
4820 No sweat, all their fish is organically sourced 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
4821 Even though you showered this is is not a sanitary dining experience. 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
4822 OK, now I'm worried. I could've sworn I chose a lobster. 1.1324 0.04140 68 59 9 0
4823 Surprise me with something medium-rare to extinct. 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
4824 How much THC was in the wine I just had? 1.1324 0.04140 68 59 9 0
4825 you don't see a lot of Arctic Char these days. 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
4826 I hear your have the freshest salmon in town. 1.1324 0.04140 68 59 9 0
4827 The Metrosexual Bear has refined his tastes since the days of Goldilocks. 1.1324 0.04140 68 59 9 0
4828 Don’t you know global warming is a hoax? Rush said so. 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
4829 Are you the soup de jour? 1.1324 0.04140 68 59 9 0
4830 The baked Alaska, is it prepared to order? 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
4831 I'll have a glass of the Ca-bear-net, please. 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
4832 I asked for a Polar Bear on the rocks. 1.1324 0.04140 68 59 9 0
4833 is the salmon fresh? (1) I'll have the farm raised salmon with cous-cous. (2) you only ate the fatty part, right? (3) 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
4834 What, did you go to the river to catch that salmon? 1.1324 0.04140 68 59 9 0
4835 I recommend the catch of the day. 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
4836 So that's a no on the G&T with Arctic ice? 1.1324 0.04140 68 59 9 0
4837 Sorry about your habitat melting, but can I have a methane burger? 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
4838 I'd like to change my entree from the Fresh Caught Salmon to the Free Range Chicken. 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
4839 On second thought, never mind the salmon. Let's go with the filet. 1.1324 0.04140 68 59 9 0
4840 No, I said the wine is a bit dry. 1.1324 0.04140 68 59 9 0
4841 I appreciate you sweating out this long wait, but; bear with me for just a few more minutes! 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
4842 Last time I was here the salmon really wasn’t that fresh. 1.1324 0.04140 68 59 9 0
4843 Where's the bull? I ordered the bull! 1.1324 0.04140 68 59 9 0
4844 Thanks a lot, you've put me off to any of the wild game entrées. 1.1324 0.04140 68 59 9 0
4845 I can tell you that the salmon is fresh! 1.1324 0.04140 68 59 9 0
4846 Are you sure the salmon is wild caught, not farmed? 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
4847 In this climate you might want to consider shaving. 1.1324 0.04140 68 59 9 0
4848 I'm sorry, but "Trockenbeerenauslese" doesn't mean "Angry Wet Bear," my friend. Go back to your fishing. 1.1324 0.04140 68 59 9 0
4849 I think I would like to order some water myself. 1.1324 0.04140 68 59 9 0
4850 What do you mean, no more fresh fish? 1.1324 0.04140 68 59 9 0
4851 Ah, Catfished Again... 1.1324 0.04140 68 59 9 0
4852 ...of course it 1.1324 0.04140 68 59 9 0
4853 No. What I asked for was a "wet bar." 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
4854 No not in the mood for salmon, bear with me a second. 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
4855 May I assume that the fresh Columbia River salmon has been caught recently? 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
4856 Will the fresh salmon be too much trouble? 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
4857 I'll have another order of the salmon. 1.1324 0.04140 68 59 9 0
4858 OK. If you're out of the salmon, how about some honey? 1.1324 0.04140 68 59 9 0
4859 In that case,I'll have the salmon. 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
4860 Is the fish frozen? 1.1324 0.04140 68 59 9 0
4861 I’ll have the baked Alaska, with a soup spoon please. 1.1324 0.04140 68 59 9 0
4862 Okay, I'm sorry. I'm only human." 1.1324 0.04140 68 59 9 0
4863 Ahem. May I recommend the spawning salmon? 1.1324 0.03249 68 60 8 0
4864 I told you to bring your umbrella. 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
4865 I'll have the Spawning Salmon Tartare. 1.1324 0.04140 68 59 9 0
4866 Our special tonight is wild caught salmon. 1.1324 0.04140 68 59 9 0
4867 I take it you'll have the salmon? 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
4868 I ordered the Baked Alaska, not the Polar Melt. 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
4869 Dripping rare. I said a steak dripping rare 1.1324 0.04140 68 59 9 0
4870 I'm very sorry sir, but we are all out of fresh trout! 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
4871 No, I'm sure I ordered the duck. 1.1324 0.04140 68 59 9 0
4872 Just how fresh is your fresh-caught salmon 1.1324 0.04140 68 59 9 0
4873 Ice Fishing is GREAT here! I’ll take another order to go!! 1.1324 0.04140 68 59 9 0
4874 They're out of salmon here, too. 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
4875 Honey, you can't convince me to go vegetarian. 1.1324 0.04140 68 59 9 0
4876 I'll have the wet bear-rito. 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
4877 I would also like the fresh caught salmon 1.1324 0.04140 68 59 9 0
4878 Sorry Sir, there are no more rocks to serve whisky on. 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
4879 Ah, I see climate change has forced you to join civilized society 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
4880 Please do not put ice into your drink! 1.1324 0.04140 68 59 9 0
4881 I already told you. No breadsticks, no exceptions! 1.1324 0.04140 68 59 9 0
4882 Yes, sir, I can guarantee that the salmon is fresh, and wild caught. You say the salmon is fresh and wild caught? 1.1324 0.05091 68 61 5 2
4883 Did I hear you say the salmon is particularly fresh tonight? 1.1324 0.04140 68 59 9 0
4884 I'll have the claw-wrestled trout. 1.1324 0.04140 68 59 9 0
4885 Can I order you? 1.1304 0.04576 69 61 7 1
4886 Yes, I too find this humidity unbearable. 1.1304 0.04576 69 61 7 1
4887 When you say that the salmon is today’s catch, what do you mean exactly? 1.1304 0.04576 69 61 7 1
4888 Catch of the day? Just one moment. 1.1304 0.04084 69 60 9 0
4889 Whaddaya mean you're out of the salmon? 1.1250 0.04725 64 57 6 1
4890 I'll go with your recommendation of the salmon" 1.1250 0.04725 64 57 6 1
4891 For the next course, some land-caught meat? 1.1250 0.04725 64 57 6 1
4892 Baked Alaska doesn't really work for me either. 1.1250 0.04725 64 57 6 1
4893 Really Zincke, you’re going to order the Salmon after drilling in my home? 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
4894 I'll take that to mean the fish is fresh. 1.1250 0.04725 64 57 6 1
4895 I appreciate that you have just caught the salmon, but did you farm-raise it also? 1.1250 0.04725 64 57 6 1
4896 How can you be out of Iceberg salad? 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
4897 Sorry, they don't serve Coca Cola 1.1250 0.04725 64 57 6 1
4898 Global warming destroyed my home. Got ice? 1.1250 0.05223 64 58 4 2
4899 What do you think? Would you prefer the polar express--or the global cooler? 1.1250 0.04725 64 57 6 1
4900 Actually, I think I'll have the steak instead of salmon. 1.1250 0.04725 64 57 6 1
4901 Ok, so the seafood is fresh. What can you tell me about the wild boar? 1.1250 0.04725 64 57 6 1
4902 Sorry I'm late, but I just couldn't resist this beautiful salmon I saw jumping while I was on my way here. 1.1231 0.04655 65 58 6 1
4903 Did you really ask me for a wet martini? 1.1231 0.04655 65 58 6 1
4904 OK, so you don't have the wild caught salmon? 1.1231 0.04107 65 57 8 0
4905 I recommend a very dry white wine with your fish I just caught. 1.1231 0.04655 65 58 6 1
4906 You say that the salmon is just caught? Now please tell me about the chicken? 1.1231 0.04107 65 57 8 0
4907 Your Anjou bear dressing, sir. 1.1231 0.04107 65 57 8 0
4908 On second thought, I'll take the coho salmon. 1.1231 0.04655 65 58 6 1
4909 Is the polar bear fresh? 1.1231 0.05146 65 59 4 2
4910 The Baked Alaska came rare. 1.1231 0.04655 65 58 6 1
4911 Yes sir, the Catch of the Day is really fresh. 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
4912 It's getting hot yeah! Have they come up with anything that tastes like seafood ? 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
4913 Sorry I’m late. Got stuck in traffic and uh, I think I overdid the Rogain. 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
4914 i said bare not bear 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
4915 Is the fish sustainably farmed? 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
4916 Forget the salmon after all, I'll take the moose. 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
4917 Apologies sir, but I was unable to procure any fresh salmon. 1.1194 0.03991 67 59 8 0
4918 Not sweat on the menu again 1.1194 0.04523 67 60 6 1
4919 I always do love it when you drop in. 1.1194 0.03991 67 59 8 0
4920 I'd like to speak to the manage. 1.1194 0.04523 67 60 6 1
4921 I AM sorry, but I suggest you try to get help from a berg-less shelter. 1.1194 0.03991 67 59 8 0
4922 Out of fresh salmon? Then I’ll have ... 1.1194 0.04523 67 60 6 1
4923 Okay, you talked me into it. I'll have the fresh salmon special. 1.1148 0.04115 61 54 7 0
4924 I should have known better than to ask you for salman 1.1148 0.04732 61 55 5 1
4925 The cedar plank salmon - does it come with any sides? 1.1148 0.04115 61 54 7 0
4926 So you're out of fresh salmon, eh? 1.1148 0.04732 61 55 5 1
4927 Well if there is no fish I'll have the venison 1.1148 0.04732 61 55 5 1
4928 So how’s the fresh caught salmon? 1.1148 0.04732 61 55 5 1
4929 I don't care how hard it was to find a cab in this weather, you simply can't keep standing me up like this! 1.1148 0.04732 61 55 5 1
4930 I'd advise against the Baked Alaska. 1.1148 0.04115 61 54 7 0
4931 It’s so dark, no one is going to notice anyway 1.1129 0.04052 62 55 7 0
4932 Waiter last time I had the steak here it was very wet and grizzly... 1.1129 0.04052 62 55 7 0
4933 How's the freshly caught salmon...? 1.1129 0.04052 62 55 7 0
4934 No, sweating bear, I told you already! I asked for a "sweetened beer" 1.1129 0.04052 62 55 7 0
4935 Have you thought about cold warehouse lifter? 1.1129 0.04659 62 56 5 1
4936 Do you recommend the 'American Buffalo'? 1.1129 0.04659 62 56 5 1
4937 Can I substitute the soup for the salad? 1.1129 0.04052 62 55 7 0
4938 My wife is right there! I'll tell her soon, but for now, you need to go. 1.1129 0.04659 62 56 5 1
4939 I ordered my bear non-dripping. 1.1129 0.04659 62 56 5 1
4940 I meant Beurre Noir. 1.1129 0.04052 62 55 7 0
4941 So if you are out of the Salmon ... 1.1129 0.04052 62 55 7 0
4942 We're sorry to have to tell you, sir, that the fresh Columbia River salmon has escaped. 1.1129 0.04052 62 55 7 0
4943 Let me guess, you're out of the fish. 1.1129 0.04052 62 55 7 0
4944 You're sure the salmon is wild! 1.1129 0.04052 62 55 7 0
4945 If there's no fresh salmon,I'll have a steak. 1.1129 0.04052 62 55 7 0
4946 I understand the salmon was freshly caught today. 1.1129 0.04052 62 55 7 0
4947 I think I'll have the fresh, wild caught salmon. 1.1129 0.04052 62 55 7 0
4948 This is the time of year when you can’t figure out whether you should keep the air conditioner on or open the windows. 1.1129 0.04659 62 56 5 1
4949 You should have used the men's room on such a rainy day. 1.1129 0.04659 62 56 5 1
4950 I’ll just have tap water! 1.1129 0.05196 62 57 3 2
4951 Well chef, now I understand why my Salmon was wet, raw and covered in hair. 1.1129 0.05196 62 57 3 2
4952 Let's go with something a little drier.... 1.1129 0.04052 62 55 7 0
4953 I guess we're both getting catfished" 1.1129 0.04052 62 55 7 0
4954 I assume the fish is fresh caught today? 1.1129 0.04052 62 55 7 0
4955 Have you tried the fresh wild caught salmon? 1.1129 0.04052 62 55 7 0
4956 What did you catch today? The Chinook Salmon or the Sockeye? 1.1129 0.04052 62 55 7 0
4957 Actually, do you have Atlantic salmon? 1.1129 0.04659 62 56 5 1
4958 This is when Jim realized, he had been ‘catch fished’ by a bear. 1.1129 0.04659 62 56 5 1
4959 I'll pass on this one. 1.1129 0.04659 62 56 5 1
4960 Well, if the fresh salmon isn't available, I'm going to need another minute. 1.1129 0.04052 62 55 7 0
4961 I’d like to know just how fresh the salmon is today. 1.1129 0.04052 62 55 7 0
4962 would you recommend the Szechuan Hot & Spicy ? 1.1111 0.03991 63 56 7 0
4963 You're sorry? There's been a run on the salmon? 1.1111 0.03991 63 56 7 0
4964 -Is it raining outside? 1.1111 0.03991 63 56 7 0
4965 How do I know the trout is fresh? 1.1111 0.03991 63 56 7 0
4966 Iceberg wedge salad, please. 1.1111 0.04588 63 57 5 1
4967 So you'd recommend the chef special? 1.1111 0.04588 63 57 5 1
4968 No salmon? I’ll just have the house salad. 1.1111 0.04588 63 57 5 1
4969 The backstroke? 1.1111 0.03991 63 56 7 0
4970 My request was a sweet, NOT a sweat!! 1.1111 0.05116 63 58 3 2
4971 I’m sorry what climate change has done to your environment, but there is no salmon on this menu either. 1.1111 0.03991 63 56 7 0
4972 No bare feet allowed. 1.1111 0.03991 63 56 7 0
4973 Waiter? Did you send a bear to catch my salmon oh MY GOD. 1.1111 0.03991 63 56 7 0
4974 I don't think you'd like the fish, Smokey! 1.1111 0.03991 63 56 7 0
4975 I've changed my mind-what vegan specials do you have? 1.1111 0.03991 63 56 7 0
4976 I won. 1.1111 0.03991 63 56 7 0
4977 What! You’re out of ice? 1.1111 0.03991 63 56 7 0
4978 Ahh, the salmon is local I see? Good, good. 1.1111 0.04588 63 57 5 1
4979 Not quite what I meant when I sent the meat back for being too old and dry. 1.1111 0.04588 63 57 5 1
4980 Okay I would go with bake Alaska. 1.1111 0.03991 63 56 7 0
4981 Yes, I’m gonna have a large bowl of the bear stew. 1.1111 0.03991 63 56 7 0
4982 No luck on the salmon, huh? Gimme grubs and berries ala Gentle Ben. 1.1111 0.04588 63 57 5 1
4983 I changed my mind, instead of the fresh salmon, I'll go with the osso buco milanese. 1.1111 0.03991 63 56 7 0
4984 Just swam in from North Pole! No ice on tap for drinks! 1.1111 0.04588 63 57 5 1
4985 Is the bear sweat glaze fresh? 1.1111 0.04588 63 57 5 1
4986 I suppose you'd like something dry, like a merlot? 1.1111 0.04588 63 57 5 1
4987 I'll pass on the Baked Alaska. 1.1111 0.03991 63 56 7 0
4988 So the salmon is wild and not farmed? 1.1111 0.03991 63 56 7 0
4989 Water your thoughts on the Atlantic salmon? 1.1111 0.04588 63 57 5 1
4990 It's cold outside today. Please serve me something warm. 1.1111 0.03991 63 56 7 0
4991 You seem like the wrong fellow to recommend something dry. 1.1111 0.03991 63 56 7 0
4992 Now you show up! After I am done. 1.1111 0.04588 63 57 5 1
4993 Nope -- I don't see ice on the menu ... 1.1111 0.04588 63 57 5 1
4994 Yes. But is it purified? 1.1111 0.03991 63 56 7 0
4995 I m sorry sir we are out of fresh salmon 1.1111 0.03991 63 56 7 0
4996 Can I get you more water? 1.1111 0.05116 63 58 3 2
4997 How is the King Crab? 1.1111 0.03991 63 56 7 0
4998 Changed my mind about the salmon. Let's have the burger, rare. 1.1111 0.04588 63 57 5 1
4999 I'll have a steak dipped in your homemade drops. 1.1111 0.04588 63 57 5 1
5000 You can stop drooling because I'm not on the menue. 1.1111 0.05116 63 58 3 2
5001 Sorry I'm late, my glacier road melted so had to swim here- so much for all that talk of infrastructure improvement. 1.1111 0.04588 63 57 5 1
5002 On second thought, I'd like the steak. 1.1111 0.04588 63 57 5 1
5003 I’d keep away from the baked Alaska. 1.1111 0.04588 63 57 5 1
5004 What do you mean you didn't catch any salmon? 1.1111 0.03991 63 56 7 0
5005 No, you don't look like a little black rain cloud. You look like a dripping wet bear. And this isn't honey, it's the house chardonnay. 1.1111 0.03991 63 56 7 0
5006 I'd say the outlook is bearish for a good meal here... 1.1111 0.03991 63 56 7 0
5007 Oh,it does say "Fresh Bear Meat ". 1.1111 0.03991 63 56 7 0
5008 I asked for a cold 1.1111 0.03991 63 56 7 0
5009 They say, the rain will change to snow. 1.1111 0.03991 63 56 7 0
5010 I'm sorry climate change has ruined your habitat and you're starving. But is that any reason to spoil my meal. Beg at the back door with the other riff raff. 1.1111 0.04588 63 57 5 1
5011 Is the wild salmon fresh or frozen?” 1.1111 0.03991 63 56 7 0
5012 1) You say the salmon is fresh caught? 2) Is the salmon North Atlantic or farm fresh? 1.1111 0.04588 63 57 5 1
5013 Sorry Sir...we're completely out of ice. 1.1091 0.04242 55 49 6 0
5014 I'll have the medallions of bearded seal, the narwal hash, the ribs of young walrus Florentine, and ice water. 1.1091 0.04242 55 49 6 0
5015 Another hurricane. Wilted iceberg. Fried Calamari. Top it off with baked Alaska! 1.1091 0.04973 55 50 4 1
5016 What do you want honey I'm rushed off my feet ? 1.1034 0.04725 58 53 4 1
5017 This used to be a burger joint when I was younger. Seal belly? Damn Scandinavians. 1.1034 0.04034 58 52 6 0
5018 No! You may not have my cube! 1.1034 0.04034 58 52 6 0
5019 The nearest fish dinner? 1.1034 0.04725 58 53 4 1
5020 After I order you're going to hear such a primal scream! 1.1034 0.04725 58 53 4 1
5021 Would you like some water with ice? 1.1034 0.04725 58 53 4 1
5022 On second thought, I'll have the beef. 1.1034 0.04034 58 52 6 0
5023 Sorry I don't see Salmon on the menu.... 1.1034 0.04034 58 52 6 0
5024 Sorry to disappoint you - that's just the Good Housekeeping Seal on the menu. 1.1034 0.04034 58 52 6 0
5025 No fresh-caught salmon? It’ll be the pasta, then. With a side of garbage. 1.1034 0.04034 58 52 6 0
5026 Leaner. 1.1034 0.04725 58 53 4 1
5027 Couldn't you have chosen a sunnier day to search again for Goldilocks? 1.1034 0.04034 58 52 6 0
5028 I’ll start with the Iceberg Lettuce salad and for my entire I’ll have the freshly caught salmon. 1.1034 0.04725 58 53 4 1
5029 Bear with me, you're salmon has to be fresh caught somehow. 1.1034 0.04034 58 52 6 0
5030 Yes, it's wild caught 1.1034 0.04725 58 53 4 1
5031 so, no more salmon...what else is fresh? 1.1034 0.04725 58 53 4 1
5032 When you warm up, would you mind giving me your recommendations on the menu? 1.1034 0.04034 58 52 6 0
5033 I take it the salmon is fresh caught, then. 1.1034 0.04725 58 53 4 1
5034 You look beary wet. 1.1034 0.04725 58 53 4 1
5035 Unusual weather we’re having, ain’t it? 1.1034 0.04034 58 52 6 0
5036 I changed my mind about the salmon, I think I’ll have the prime rib 1.1034 0.04725 58 53 4 1
5037 Try me again when the wine quality declines and prices inflate. 1.1034 0.04725 58 53 4 1
5038 So you're saying that you're out of the salmon? 1.1034 0.04725 58 53 4 1
5039 Are you sure there’s no more Salmon? 1.1034 0.04725 58 53 4 1
5040 Is the salmon fresh?, wait, no, I'll have a salad. 1.1034 0.04034 58 52 6 0
5041 Alright, if you don't have the salmon, then I guess I'll go with the honey barbecue chicken. 1.1034 0.04725 58 53 4 1
5042 Would you care for a huge slab of ice? 1.1034 0.04034 58 52 6 0
5043 No no no, I said the BERRY tart. 1.1034 0.04034 58 52 6 0
5044 How's the fried aardvark? And, hint, hint, I can't "bear" the smell in here. Get it? Get it? Burp! I'm your customer! 1.1034 0.05326 58 54 2 2
5045 Besides an umbrella,what else can you recommend 1.1034 0.04034 58 52 6 0
5046 I’ll have the twice-baked planet platter, please. 1.1034 0.04034 58 52 6 0
5047 You might want to try something hot. 1.1017 0.03969 59 53 6 0
5048 1 1.1017 0.04647 59 54 4 1
5049 I'll have the salmon, if there’s any left. 1.1017 0.03969 59 53 6 0
5050 This cork is not moist. Is the sommelier hibernating? 1.1017 0.03969 59 53 6 0
5051 I'm pretty sure I've ordered berries on ice cream 1.1017 0.03969 59 53 6 0
5052 Which do you recommend – the beef tartare, the T-Bone or the burger? 1.1017 0.04647 59 53 4 1
5053 So you don't have any dry wines? 1.1017 0.03969 59 53 6 0
5054 I said medium rare, not rare and still dripping. 1.1017 0.03969 59 53 6 0
5055 I want the freshest salmon you have 1.1017 0.03969 59 53 6 0
5056 I'll have the baby harp seal. Beaten, not stabbed. 1.1017 0.03969 59 53 6 0
5057 " You must be another casualty of global warming." 1.1017 0.03969 59 53 6 0
5058 But the menu says "ice" 1.1017 0.04647 59 54 4 1
5059 So let me guess, you braved the wilderness to find a parking spot. 1.1017 0.03969 59 53 6 0
5060 Looks like climate change cut into your hibernation, huh? 1.1017 0.03969 59 53 6 0
5061 I flew 2000 miles and you’re out of fresh Salmon? If you’re fond of your job, I’d try harder... 1.1017 0.03969 59 53 6 0
5062 On second thought, never mind. I just remembered I'm allergic to seal 1.1017 0.03969 59 53 6 0
5063 If you can’t handle a little taunting, you shouldn’t have gotten captured. 1.1017 0.03969 59 53 6 0
5064 Chef Special, Fresh Salmon... 1.1017 0.03969 59 53 6 0
5065 That would be all Bearson 1.1017 0.03969 59 53 6 0
5066 Sorry, the red doesn’t come with ice. 1.1017 0.04647 59 54 4 1
5067 You wouldn’t think WET people walking all over you would be that much worse. 1.1017 0.04647 59 54 4 1
5068 I see nothing on this menu for a wet bear. 1.1017 0.04647 59 54 4 1
5069 Things are tough these days, check on Craig's list under 'Cold Storage,' there might be some industrial refrigeration units for rent. 1.1017 0.03969 59 53 6 0
5070 No thank you, I think I'll have the steak tonight. 1.1017 0.03969 59 53 6 0
5071 I will have the fresh fish. 1.1017 0.03969 59 53 6 0
5072 I'd like the fresh salmon, please. 1.1017 0.04647 59 54 4 1
5073 Is the salmon mouth or net caught? 1.1017 0.03969 59 53 6 0
5074 I thought I came here for dinner, but instead you remind me about the dangers of the bear market. 1.1017 0.04647 59 54 4 1
5075 I've heard about 'singing in the rain', but I've never heard about 'a bear in the rain'....haha that was joke 1.1017 0.03969 59 53 6 0
5076 Forget the water 1.1017 0.04647 59 54 4 1
5077 I'll have the dry martini instead. 1.1017 0.03969 59 53 6 0
5078 I knew it was a bad idea to have Italian delivered to my campsite that one time 1.1017 0.04647 59 54 4 1
5079 I'm so over avocado toast...have we not moved on? 1.1017 0.03969 59 53 6 0
5080 Swordfish is pricey, but who's counting? It's us who forced you to migrate. 1.1017 0.03969 59 53 6 0
5081 I'll have bear claw ice cream on the dry side. 1.1017 0.03969 59 53 6 0
5082 Are you sure the salmon is Catch of the Day? 1.1017 0.03969 59 53 6 0
5083 I'm sorry your iceberg melted, but they have no fresh fish on the menu. 1.1017 0.03969 59 53 6 0
5084 Well, global warming certainly would have done my lukewarm appetizer some good. 1.1017 0.03969 59 53 6 0
5085 What do you mean, seals are off the menu due to some sort of climate thing? 1.1017 0.03969 59 53 6 0
5086 What. 1.1017 0.04647 59 54 4 1
5087 Do you have any ice in your drink? 1.1017 0.03969 59 53 6 0
5088 I think you've mistaken the value of iceberg lettuce on several levels. 1.1017 0.03969 59 53 6 0
5089 I think I will have the Baked Alaska? 1.1017 0.03969 59 53 6 0
5090 I'd like a really dry martini 1.1017 0.04647 59 54 4 1
5091 OK, if you're all out of fresh salmon what else have you got? 1.1017 0.04647 59 54 4 1
5092 Teddy, I'm sorry I flushed you twenty years ago...let me order you a Listerine. 1.1017 0.04647 59 54 4 1
5093 The first bear to bring bad news. 1.1017 0.03969 59 53 6 0
5094 Hmmm! Let's see ... I'll have the ... no wait ... I think I'll take the ... hold it! Um ... bring me.... 1.1017 0.04647 59 54 4 1
5095 There’s no salmon here either, I’ve already checked. Did you really think being a pescatarian was good for the environment? 1.1017 0.04647 59 54 4 1
5096 So I take it "stewed bear" is no longer available? 1.1017 0.03969 59 53 6 0
5097 Finally, someone who can appreciate this barely drinkable wine. 1.1017 0.03969 59 53 6 0
5098 Yes, of course, I was planning on ordering only sustainable fish. 1.1017 0.03969 59 53 6 0
5099 The kokotxas melt in your mouth. 1.1017 0.04647 59 54 4 1
5100 Afraid there isn't any 'seal steak' listed here... let me order the salmon, I'm sure they can bring that right out. 1.1017 0.03969 59 53 6 0
5101 I heard you had to take an inside job with all the icebergs melting. 1.1017 0.03969 59 53 6 0
5102 I see it’s raining in the woods. 1.1017 0.04647 59 54 4 1
5103 If it's global warming, then why are you so wet? 1.1017 0.04647 59 54 4 1
5104 This is not what I meant by "Baked Alaska." 1.1017 0.03969 59 53 6 0
5105 Tell me a little more about your Baked Alaska. 1.1017 0.03969 59 53 6 0
5106 BARE hugs anyone? 1.1017 0.03969 59 53 6 0
5107 Is the honey-glazed salmon rare or cooked through? 1.1017 0.04647 59 54 4 1
5108 OK, so your out of the Salmon.... 1.1017 0.04647 59 54 4 1
5109 How does climate change put ME on the menu? 1.1017 0.04647 59 54 4 1
5110 Don't make me feel guilty for ordering the steak. I'm not causing the global warming that lost you your home. 1.1017 0.03969 59 53 6 0
5111 Okay, thanks for checking, you can hold the ice! 1.1017 0.04647 59 54 4 1
5112 I would like an Earth, well done. 1.1017 0.03969 59 53 6 0
5113 Well then I'll have the hot Vichyssoise instead! 1.1017 0.04647 59 54 4 1
5114 I’ll have the rainwater-marinade broiled bear special, if it’s fresh. 1.1017 0.03969 59 53 6 0
5115 Sorry. I thought you said, “no ice.” 1.1017 0.03969 59 53 6 0
5116 I'll take a double - on the rocks 1.1017 0.04647 59 54 4 1
5117 Actually, I think I'll have the steak. 1.1017 0.04647 59 54 4 1
5118 I didn't realize the bear claw came with the rest of the bear. 1.1017 0.03969 59 53 6 0
5119 Sir We are running out of ice up there! Do you have any to spare 1.1017 0.03969 59 53 6 0
5120 I still consider the service here unbearable. 1.1017 0.04647 59 54 4 1
5121 You already said the salmon was wild caught, but how much more will it cost me? 1.1017 0.05238 59 55 2 2
5122 I’m almost ready to order. Please bear with me. 1.1017 0.03969 59 53 6 0
5123 Sorry but I would like some ice. 1.1017 0.04647 59 54 4 1
5124 What do you recommend-baked Alaska or drenched Grizley? 1.1017 0.04647 59 54 4 1
5125 I'll have the Beaufort , "South Carolina" , Polar bear steak well done and losing ground 1.1017 0.03969 59 53 6 0
5126 Let me guess? You can't BEAR to see me dine alone? 1.1017 0.03969 59 53 6 0
5127 Tonight's special is fresh caught salmon. 1.1017 0.03969 59 53 6 0
5128 They haven't had seal on the menu here for at least three months. Sorry. 1.1017 0.03969 59 53 6 0
5129 Let me guess, you'll be having our salmon. 1.1017 0.03969 59 53 6 0
5130 ...and a glass of your driest Cabernet Sauvignon to keep for yourself. 1.1017 0.03969 59 53 6 0
5131 It says, “fresh caught, wild salmon”; but is it really fresh? 1.1017 0.04647 59 54 4 1
5132 Where's my Catch-of-the-Day wild caught salmon? 1.1017 0.03969 59 53 6 0
5133 Not so sure that this "providing a unique and quintessentially different dining experience" was such a good idea. I'm a sweaty mess! Maybe a bunny costume? 1.1017 0.03969 59 53 6 0
5134 So you do come in a sauce. 1.1017 0.03969 59 53 6 0
5135 I'll take the Arctic Melting Special. Make it well done. I want it cooked all the way through. 1.1017 0.03969 59 53 6 0
5136 i'm getting cancelled for this one 1.1017 0.04647 59 54 4 1
5137 The menu clearly gives me the option of drenched or dry. Take yourself back -- I clearly ordered "dry." Thank you. 1.1017 0.03969 59 53 6 0
5138 Sir, could you do something about the climate out there? 1.1017 0.03969 59 53 6 0
5139 Don’t be nervous, I’m married. 1.1017 0.04647 59 54 4 1
5140 I didn’t mean for you to stop hibernating and get some ice from the glacier. 1.1017 0.04647 59 54 4 1
5141 If that's a dry Martini I sure could use one. 1.1017 0.04647 59 54 4 1
5142 And I suppose the two dozen water balloons were too much, too, Bear? 1.1017 0.04647 59 54 4 1
5143 Do you recommend the Arctic Tuna Melt? 1.1017 0.03969 59 53 6 0
5144 I’d heard this place had everything drenched in sauce but this is unexpected. 1.1017 0.03969 59 53 6 0
5145 Ummm, I don't see you on the menu. 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
5146 I suppose this means you don't have the arctic cherry cheesecake. 1.1000 0.04572 60 55 4 1
5147 Sommelier, regarding this wine recommendation, you're all wet! 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
5148 Yes that's right, I want the Baked Alaska. 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
5149 I'll have the catch of the day. 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
5150 What do you know about the iceberg lettuce? 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
5151 Would you send over the sommelier instead? I 've a good feeling you have other tables waiting. 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
5152 Bear with me, please: I said waiter, not water 1.1000 0.04572 60 55 4 1
5153 So you wouldn't recommend the Baked Alaska? 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
5154 Okay, you win. I'll have the baked Alaska. 1.1000 0.04572 60 55 4 1
5155 No, I won´t change one damn habit just because of climate changes! 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
5156 The chips are soggy.” Don Dechman, Austin, T 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
5157 Sorry, give me five minutes, I'm still looking. 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
5158 asdf 1.1000 0.04572 60 55 4 1
5159 So, the salmon is wild caught. Now, can you tell me more about the farm raised organic chicken? 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
5160 I jour you're ordering vegetarian 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
5161 Could you send over the sommelier, my wine has a wet bear nose to it. 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
5162 No, I don't care about the loss of ice world-wide. As you can see, I drink red wine. 1.1000 0.04572 60 55 4 1
5163 Offering a variety of sorbet, frozen yogurt. Yes, sir, a migrant, homelessness issues in Arctica. Ice cream parlor retraining program 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
5164 If all you are going to do is stand there and tell me that it's my fault that the ice caps are melting, I would be appreciative if you would just go away. Um, is the penguin fresh? 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
5165 Did I miss the honey?!" "She's not coming. 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
5166 Hmmm. Bear stew. It says it's locally sourced. 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
5167 Hey, am I sweating? 1.1000 0.05153 60 56 2 2
5168 I’d recommend the salmon sushi. 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
5169 Why yes, I did order the beef. 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
5170 Ah, I see a little stopover in the rain forest, anyhoo I’ll have a steak 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
5171 It says here that the name of this restaurant is Market St. 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
5172 I’ll have the specials: East River seafood risotto, with the Upper Bay otter tartar to start. 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
5173 I said, "mousse flambe," not "ours mouillé!" 1.1000 0.04572 60 55 4 1
5174 It's 's 80 degrees in October and still, they turned the heat on in the subway. Where are we Del Boca Vista Phase III? 1.1000 0.05153 60 56 2 2
5175 No wild caught Salmon, eh? OK, I"ll just have a steak. 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
5176 Something wrong waiter? You're a little early for Halloween. 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
5177 Alaska is melting, so I'm afraid we won't be serving 'Baked Alaska' tonight! 1.1000 0.05153 60 56 2 2
5178 The bull came by before you and told me I could order anything I want. 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
5179 Don't tell me you just ran out of the stew. 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
5180 I’m with Greta sand I’m here to say the ice bergs are melting. At the very least choose a vegan entree ! “ 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
5181 Looks like you had no luck. They have a great salmon on the menu. 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
5182 Which one is the Drip? 1.1000 0.04572 60 55 4 1
5183 Are the salmon line caught or netted? 1.1000 0.04572 60 55 4 1
5184 I don't know -- you (italics)say the salmon was fresh-caught this morning. 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
5185 How long is the wait for Baked Alaska? 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
5186 You say there's no salmon tonight. 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
5187 I say ‘just grin and bear it.’ 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
5188 Bear with me here. Itp 1.1000 0.04572 60 55 4 1
5189 Dude you smell like a wet dog get out of here. 1.1000 0.04572 60 55 4 1
5190 Sorry I’m late. I missed the train. 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
5191 Bear with me, I'm almost ready to order. 1.1000 0.04572 60 55 4 1
5192 You're desperate enough to interrupt my first course? You want ice no water? 1.1000 0.04572 60 55 4 1
5193 Ok. I'll go with your suggestion and try the seal. 1.1000 0.03906 60 54 6 0
5194 Ahh, the bear who came in from the cold? 1.1000 0.04572 60 55 4 1
5195 I guess that rules out iceberg lettuce. 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
5196 Are you still serving today Baking Alaska? 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
5197 No ice left in the Arctic! Need to get in the freezer room! 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
5198 Sorry about the water. Employees are required to wash hands after *hitting in the woods 1.0984 0.03845 61 55 6 0
5199 I just couldn't bear it if this was an iceberg lettuce salad. 1.0984 0.04499 61 56 4 1
5200 When it says 'Fresh Salmon'...just how fresh is that? 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
5201 How's the iceberg salad? 1.0909 0.04695 55 51 3 1
5202 What might you suggest for a really juicy meat? 1.0909 0.04695 55 51 3 1
5203 I asked for ice in my water. 1.0909 0.04695 55 51 3 1
5204 « Wet you want, sir » « A wet martini, if you can bear it. » 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
5205 Could I have the salmon, please? Medium rare, and a glass of tap water? 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
5206 Excuse me, but I ordered the venison. 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
5207 I'll go with my usual stuffed rabbit; and Bobby, great halloween get-up. 1.0909 0.04695 55 51 3 1
5208 This place bearily has any standards in the form of waiters. 1.0909 0.04695 55 51 3 1
5209 Since you're sure there's no fish in the stream, you're out of honey lattes, I'll have a grilled bear claw. 1.0909 0.04695 55 51 3 1
5210 I’ll have sparking water instead 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
5211 Forget the salmon--I'll have the tenderloin. 1.0909 0.04695 55 51 3 1
5212 Is the freshly-caught salmon Coho or King? 1.0909 0.05364 55 52 1 2
5213 Is the seal fresh? 1.0893 0.04613 56 52 3 1
5214 I'm warming towards the Baked Alaska, please?" Or, for British readers: "Give me an Arctic Roll. 1.0893 0.03845 56 51 5 0
5215 what's the weather like today 1.0893 0.04613 56 52 3 1
5216 You're out of salmon? Damn, climate change. 1.0893 0.03845 56 51 5 0
5217 we have no picnic baskets here. 1.0893 0.04613 56 52 3 1
5218 you smell like shit 1.0893 0.04613 56 52 3 1
5219 You hear about this climate boloney? 1.0893 0.03845 56 51 5 0
5220 urall wet 1.0893 0.03845 56 51 5 0
5221 I’m assuming that you are not recommending the Baked Alaska. 1.0893 0.03845 56 51 5 0
5222 Any Iceberg Salad left? 1.0893 0.03845 56 51 5 0
5223 I'll have the fresh-caught wild salmon. 1.0893 0.03845 56 51 5 0
5224 No, no, Harold...I said leaks! 1.0893 0.03845 56 51 5 0
5225 What's the sauce on the wild game special tonight? 1.0893 0.03845 56 51 5 0
5226 Everything is a la carte. Why do you ask? 1.0893 0.03845 56 51 5 0
5227 Me? I'm barely hungry. 1.0893 0.03845 56 51 5 0
5228 How fresh would you say the Salmon is here? 1.0893 0.03845 56 51 5 0
5229 I thought the cheese sweating was unbearable 1.0893 0.03845 56 51 5 0
5230 I'll have the Arctic Salmon for my entré, followed by the Baked Alaska for dessert; or is it desert? 1.0893 0.03845 56 51 5 0
5231 I am telling you that your wife is not cheating on you and you're simply smelling the salmon." 1.0893 0.03845 56 51 5 0
5232 What's that Honey? Did you say bear with me? 1.0893 0.03845 56 51 5 0
5233 Did it try to evade capture? 1.0893 0.03845 56 51 5 0
5234 Remember ice? I'll ask the waiter to bring you some. 1.0893 0.03845 56 51 5 0
5235 They’re out of the fish... 1.0893 0.04613 56 52 3 1
5236 When they said the salmon was fresh, I didn't think they meant this fresh 1.0893 0.03845 56 51 5 0
5237 OK, Baked Alaska is problematic... 1.0893 0.03845 56 51 5 0
5238 I know it's a poor substitute, but try a glass of ice wine. 1.0893 0.03845 56 51 5 0
5239 ...and bring me my order before you go back in the pool. 1.0893 0.03845 56 51 5 0
5240 Oh that's right, you wan't the iceberg. 1.0893 0.03845 56 51 5 0
5241 Waiter, I am barely hungry. What can you suggest? 1.0893 0.03845 56 51 5 0
5242 No, you cannot crash with me until this interstadial is over. 1.0893 0.03845 56 51 5 0
5243 Well, the fries from the doggy bag were always soggy so... 1.0893 0.03845 56 51 5 0
5244 You don't even look like Owsley Stanley! 1.0893 0.03845 56 51 5 0
5245 I'm only interested in your free-range offerings. 1.0893 0.03845 56 51 5 0
5246 Nope. No seal on the menu. Try farther north." 1.0893 0.03845 56 51 5 0
5247 How can you guarantee that the Alaskan salmon is fresh caught? 1.0893 0.03845 56 51 5 0
5248 I know the salmon is wild caught and fresh but I'm leaning toward the farm raised taco. 1.0893 0.03845 56 51 5 0
5249 On second thought, hold the spice. 1.0893 0.03845 56 51 5 0
5250 I thought was ordering a cocktail. 1.0893 0.03845 56 51 5 0
5251 Could you turn down the A/C a little? 1.0893 0.03845 56 51 5 0
5252 Don't sweat it, I'm not ordering polar bear. 1.0893 0.03845 56 51 5 0
5253 Do you recommend the arctic char or salmon? 1.0893 0.04613 56 52 3 1
5254 Bear with me sir its grizzly out there today 1.0893 0.03845 56 51 5 0
5255 and you're sure the salmon's fresh-caught? 1.0893 0.03845 56 51 5 0
5256 Fuck dude get me a towel!!! 1.0893 0.04613 56 52 3 1
5257 The fish was not fresh, therefore bring me some honey" 1.0893 0.03845 56 51 5 0
5258 Sorry, is "Baked Alaska" a trigger phrase for you? 1.0893 0.03845 56 51 5 0
5259 Excuse Me. Is the Salmon fresh? 1.0893 0.03845 56 51 5 0
5260 I see they canceled the salmon special 1.0893 0.03845 56 51 5 0
5261 OK. So you're completely out of salmon. How about trout? 1.0893 0.04613 56 52 3 1
5262 Welcome to Hooters, I’m sorry for all the sweat dripping everywhere, but these new uniforms are hot.” 1.0893 0.03845 56 51 5 0
5263 So,do you think you'll have salmon later in the week? 1.0893 0.03845 56 51 5 0
5264 Ok then, let's go with the freshly picked iceberg lettuce 1.0893 0.03845 56 51 5 0
5265 Kudos for catching fresh salmon! I'll have it poached, please. 1.0893 0.03845 56 51 5 0
5266 I’ll take the Arctic shaved ice in vanilla... 1.0893 0.03845 56 51 5 0
5267 I'll go with your recommendation of the fresh caught salmon. 1.0893 0.03845 56 51 5 0
5268 I asked for a Barely poached egg... Why is it so wet? 1.0893 0.04613 56 52 3 1
5269 Global warming may be enhancing the terroir, but I still don't want that beerenauslese you keep touting. 1.0893 0.03845 56 51 5 0
5270 Ah, yes! You will be delicious! Even fresher than lobster! 1.0893 0.04613 56 52 3 1
5271 For seafood, I'd prefer Flounder. 1.0893 0.04613 56 52 3 1
5272 I hear some wild salmon have been particularly aggressive this season. 1.0893 0.03845 56 51 5 0
5273 Everyone’s taking the weekend to fish so thought why not 1.0877 0.03780 57 52 5 0
5274 Oh no the ice in my drink is all gone, I'm gonna ask the waiter for some more. 1.0877 0.04534 57 53 3 1
5275 Ah! Just the fellow to bring me up to date on the new Northwest Passage! 1.0877 0.03780 57 52 5 0
5276 Yes, the pool is heated to 65, now can I have breakfast? 1.0877 0.03780 57 52 5 0
5277 Yeah, it sounds awful...I'll have the surf and turf. 1.0877 0.03780 57 52 5 0
5278 Baled Alaska is kind of your thing, right? 1.0877 0.03780 57 52 5 0
5279 Well, how about making a cheese MELT if you're such an expert? 1.0877 0.03780 57 52 5 0
5280 I know this may sound inappropriate, but I’d like the Baked Alaska for desert please. 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
5281 Can you get me a sizzler steak and hot coffee? 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
5282 You were wise to go ahead and order. I had to swim most of the way again. These arctic hurricanes are hell on a guy's sense of direction. 1.0862 0.03718 58 53 5 0
5283 Still raining? Join me. The salmon is excellent. 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
5284 If it's not properly chilled, then no. 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
5285 I ordered the Mouse not the Baked Alaska. 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
5286 You wouldn't happen to serve fresh, handpicked cod would you? 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
5287 Worry not. I don’t eat bear meat. 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
5288 I'll have today's special, your Baked Alaska, 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
5289 Sorry sir, but we've runout of ice. 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
5290 Of course you're late. It's impossible to get a cab when it's raining, even if you don't eat the driver. 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
5291 Look, I get that your glaciers are melting as we speak but I still would like that Creamy Broccoli soup I ordered. 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
5292 Is the trout medium or full bodied? 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
5293 I asked for a dry martini. 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
5294 So you say you caught the fresh Alaskan salmon yourself? 1.0755 0.03663 53 49 4 0
5295 What items are market priced today? 1.0755 0.03663 53 49 4 0
5296 Since you're out of salmon I'll have the shark steak instead. 1.0755 0.03663 53 49 4 0
5297 If you don't have the wild salmon today, then I'll have the fresh bear claw instead. 1.0755 0.03663 53 49 4 0
5298 IT'S ABOUT TIME YOU DECDIDED TO COME IN ,OUT OF THE RAIN ! 1.0755 0.03663 53 49 4 0
5299 Here to gloat? YES everyone, this bear can swim in my pool whenever it pleases and there isn’t a thing I can do about! 1.0755 0.03663 53 49 4 0
5300 On second thought, prime rib pairs better with red wine than salmon does. 1.0755 0.03663 53 49 4 0
5301 Yes, I was just wanting to ask about the fresh-caught salmon on the menu. 1.0755 0.03663 53 49 4 0
5302 One more baked Alaska, please. 1.0755 0.03663 53 49 4 0
5303 Can you get Iceberg lettuce in your salad? What does this look like, Arby's? 1.0755 0.03663 53 49 4 0
5304 Sorry, sir, we're all out of iceberg lettuce 1.0755 0.03663 53 49 4 0
5305 Waiter, I ordered a Martini but this one is Bearly dry. 1.0755 0.03663 53 49 4 0
5306 This is not what I imagined when you said on Grinder you were a sloppy bear 1.0755 0.03663 53 49 4 0
5307 I'll have the Almond Crusted Salmon in Honey Garlic Sauce. 1.0755 0.03663 53 49 4 0
5308 On the bright side, you don't have to change clothes - 1.0755 0.03663 53 49 4 0
5309 Could you catch a salmon for me now ? 1.0755 0.03663 53 49 4 0
5310 Climate change in the wine cellar, huh? 1.0755 0.03663 53 49 4 0
5311 Yes, my name is Seale, but it's spelled with a final 'e'. 1.0755 0.03663 53 49 4 0
5312 Do you see any seals in there? We've run out of those. 1.0755 0.04547 53 50 2 1
5313 I hope you can bare the long wait. 1.0755 0.03663 53 49 4 0
5314 How's the bear tartare? 1.0755 0.04547 53 50 2 1
5315 Um, sir, I'm not in love with this bearded seal; could you go out and fetch me the beluga whale instead? 1.0755 0.03663 53 49 4 0
5316 Hmmm. I guess I'll have your special, the baked Alaska, for dessert. Sorry. 1.0755 0.03663 53 49 4 0
5317 Please let me offer you a towel to dry off. And when you're done, I'll have a nice dry French Red with my steak frites. 1.0755 0.03663 53 49 4 0
5318 I’m sorry sir, the stream out back is out of the fresh salmon shown on the menu. 1.0755 0.03663 53 49 4 0
5319 Actually, I’ve changed my mind about that fresh-caught salmon. 1.0755 0.03663 53 49 4 0
5320 I’m afraid they store the towels with the Dom — in a bear bag. 1.0755 0.03663 53 49 4 0
5321 For dessert, I believe the bearclaws will be suitably moist. 1.0755 0.03663 53 49 4 0
5322 The exotic endangered dish please! Kindly bear with me. 1.0741 0.03597 54 50 4 0
5323 Yes, I will try the bear meat. But not 'au jus.' 1.0741 0.03597 54 50 4 0
5324 On second thought, I don't want the fish. 1.0741 0.03597 54 50 4 0
5325 I would prefer the mousse, dry. 1.0741 0.03597 54 50 4 0
5326 I'll have the Polar Icecap and the Arctic Melt. 1.0741 0.03597 54 50 4 0
5327 Sorry, we have no more ice 1.0741 0.03597 54 50 4 0
5328 Let's see, if you're tired of salmon the venison looks good.... 1.0741 0.03597 54 50 4 0
5329 I ordered bruinswager, not bruinswater 1.0741 0.03597 54 50 4 0
5330 You made a wrong turn. The marathon ends in Bear Mountain! 1.0741 0.03597 54 50 4 0
5331 For dessert, I'll have Baked Alaska Flambé---and make it snappy, I'm hungry. 1.0741 0.03597 54 50 4 0
5332 Absent father, distant mother --- I'm guessing your technique needs some demos, Lawrence. 1.0741 0.04464 54 51 2 1
5333 I think that's enough white wine for tonight. I'm switching to beer. 1.0741 0.03597 54 50 4 0
5334 What do you mean *you're* the baked Alaska? 1.0741 0.03597 54 50 4 0
5335 I was planning on trying something from the sous vide menu, however... 1.0741 0.03597 54 50 4 0
5336 You’re ordering food but I’m the hungry one and just can’t bear it 1.0741 0.03597 54 50 4 0
5337 Come to think of it, I'd prefer a cold Bear Beer 1.0741 0.03597 54 50 4 0
5338 Stop giving me those puppy dog eyes, Cindy! I’m still getting that divorce. 1.0741 0.03597 54 50 4 0
5339 When the waitress is so tired, that you are the waitress 1.0741 0.03597 54 50 4 0
5340 Hey, I ordered a Polar Bear martini with a twist! 1.0741 0.03597 54 50 4 0
5341 That salmon tasted like it just came out of the ocean. 1.0741 0.03597 54 50 4 0
5342 Your date was swimming in my lake. That's why she's late. 1.0741 0.04464 54 51 2 1
5343 I they don't change the special soon, I am going to give the chef "wet fur" 1.0741 0.03597 54 50 4 0
5344 Do you recommend the filet of seal? 1.0741 0.03597 54 50 4 0
5345 No salmon? And I thought this restaurant was supposed to be a great catch. 1.0741 0.03597 54 50 4 0
5346 Is your cellar climate controlled? 1.0741 0.03597 54 50 4 0
5347 Are you sure you don't have the salmon? 1.0741 0.03597 54 50 4 0
5348 Guest: This should be served chilled... Bear: I’m doing my best. 1.0741 0.03597 54 50 4 0
5349 ...and the catch of the day is salmon. 1.0741 0.03597 54 50 4 0
5350 On second thought, instead of the smoked salmon get me the grilled venison. 1.0741 0.03597 54 50 4 0
5351 Late again because you couldn't find an ice cap? 1.0741 0.04464 54 51 2 1
5352 I would like the climate change scotch, no rocks! 1.0741 0.03597 54 50 4 0
5353 I don’t think I can help - I asked for no ice in my drink. 1.0741 0.03597 54 50 4 0
5354 Your salmon is overcooked, can I speak to your matador? 1.0741 0.03597 54 50 4 0
5355 ... and a side of the polar bear soup please. 1.0741 0.03597 54 50 4 0
5356 Ok, that's our fresh caught salmon catch of the day and your choice of vegetables sir? 1.0741 0.03597 54 50 4 0
5357 Bear melt? No thanks, I'll have a Tuna melt. 1.0741 0.03597 54 50 4 0
5358 Well I didn't want seal meat anyway. How about whale? Bring me a whale steak sautéed with onions and mushrooms. 1.0741 0.03597 54 50 4 0
5359 No,I don't see seal. They do have a nice iceberg salad,though. 1.0741 0.03597 54 50 4 0
5360 ...And another one of the Salmon with Ravus Ursi saliva foam. 1.0741 0.04464 54 51 2 1
5361 I’ve decided against the honey glazed salmon. 1.0741 0.03597 54 50 4 0
5362 I'll take your fresh caught salmon, but don't get near that martini. 1.0741 0.03597 54 50 4 0
5363 Venison with hot sauce is a no-go, you say? 1.0741 0.03597 54 50 4 0
5364 This menu is all berries and forging stuff as well as salmon. Is the fish fresh? 1.0612 0.03460 49 46 3 0
5365 I can't believe he ordered without me, he seemed like such a mentch in his profile 1.0612 0.03460 49 46 3 0
5366 Honey, you can just order the salmon. 1.0612 0.03460 49 46 3 0
5367 Prey. I told the waiter I wanted to select from the prey options. 1.0612 0.03460 49 46 3 0
5368 Don't sweat it-you can get the salmon! 1.0612 0.03460 49 46 3 0
5369 Actually, forget the salmon and bring me the pork chops. 1.0612 0.03460 49 46 3 0
5370 Sorry. You can’t order ice from the menu - it’s missing here too! 1.0612 0.03460 49 46 3 0
5371 This restaurant’s customer service is unbearable! 1.0612 0.03460 49 46 3 0
5372 This is not what I meant when I ordered my salad barely wet. 1.0612 0.03460 49 46 3 0
5373 I see the Polar Bear Steak bearnaise is fresh tonight. 1.0612 0.03460 49 46 3 0
5374 Is that broiled seal fresh or frozen? 1.0600 0.03393 50 47 3 0
5375 Farm-to-table variety. Check. Farm-to-table efficiency. Check. Farm-to-table edibility. Uh, Waiter, please !?!?!? 1.0588 0.03328 51 48 3 0
5376 ...so I said to him, 'Sure, if you give me tangible proof that climate change is real, I'll believe you...' 1.0588 0.03328 51 48 3 0
5377 Polar spring water please - still, if you will. 1.0588 0.03328 51 48 3 0
5378 this little bear went to the market... 1.0588 0.03328 51 48 3 0
5379 What do you mean you are out of ice cream? 1.0588 0.03328 51 48 3 0
5380 I certainly appreciate fresh salmon, but I'm more in the mood for beef. 1.0588 0.03328 51 48 3 0
5381 Look -- it you don't find me something delicious from your Endangered Species menu --right now! -- YOU are gonna be endangered. 1.0588 0.03328 51 48 3 0
5382 No, I most certainly do not have Truffle Honey 1.0588 0.03328 51 48 3 0
5383 I see you escaped from global warming ! 1.0588 0.03328 51 48 3 0
5384 I've changed my mind. I'll take the Venison. 1.0588 0.03328 51 48 3 0
5385 Great effort getting that salmon. Now get me a bear claw. 1.0588 0.03328 51 48 3 0
5386 Baked Alaska please---but I'm in no hurry---could you wait about eight hundred years? 1.0588 0.03328 51 48 3 0
5387 Does this mean it's too late to cancel my climate change order?" 1.0588 0.03328 51 48 3 0
5388 It was meant to come 'on the rocks' 1.0588 0.03328 51 48 3 0
5389 Would you settle for a wedge salad with iceberg lettuce? 1.0588 0.03328 51 48 3 0
5390 What's the holdup on that ice water? 1.0588 0.03328 51 48 3 0
5391 I'm sure the salmon is fresh but this MRSP is too much to bear. 1.0588 0.03328 51 48 3 0
5392 The salmon looks good. How fresh is it? 1.0588 0.03328 51 48 3 0
5393 If the salmon isn't fresh caught, I'm not interested. 1.0588 0.03328 51 48 3 0
5394 I see on the menu that the fish is sourced locally, is that accurate? 1.0588 0.03328 51 48 3 0
5395 I know your habitat is changing but this place would not appeal to your plate. 1.0588 0.03328 51 48 3 0
5396 So how fresh is the salmon today!! 1.0588 0.03328 51 48 3 0
5397 May I see the vintage wine list from the tundra? 1.0588 0.03328 51 48 3 0
5398 Melting polar bear ice sculpture. In your face metaphors are quite tedious, but the wine list is worth it. 1.0588 0.03328 51 48 3 0
5399 What do you mean you’re the of I’ve? 1.0588 0.03328 51 48 3 0
5400 OK,I get it,post hibernation hunger. How about I order 2 kale salads? 1.0588 0.03328 51 48 3 0
5401 Are you certain the salmon isn't farm raised? 1.0588 0.03328 51 48 3 0
5402 What other type of fresh salmon do you have? 1.0588 0.03328 51 48 3 0
5403 "You're in luck. They have farm raised." 1.0588 0.03328 51 48 3 0
5404 I’d like ice cream for dessert, but based on the look of things perhaps I shouldn’t have anything that requires a deep freeze. 1.0588 0.03328 51 48 3 0
5405 I'll have the wild-caught sustainable Alaskan salmon. 1.0588 0.03328 51 48 3 0
5406 I asked for a drizzle of bearnaise, not a dripping grizzly bear 1.0588 0.03328 51 48 3 0
5407 I see, fresh Market St specials, stock Bear or Bullish choice. 1.0588 0.03328 51 48 3 0
5408 I don't understand why you aren't happy that you no longer have to live on ice. Just make sure my arctic char dinner is fresh. 1.0588 0.03328 51 48 3 0
5409 Oh there you are... On second thought, I’ll try the halibut instead. 1.0588 0.03328 51 48 3 0
5410 I assure you the filet of salmon almondine is fresh, sir, as I just caught it myself. 1.0588 0.03328 51 48 3 0
5411 I don't see 'plastic-free fish' on the menu. 1.0588 0.03328 51 48 3 0
5412 I told you to stop hibernating at 6 p.m. SHARP! 1.0588 0.03328 51 48 3 0
5413 And why is the portfolio underwater? 1.0588 0.03328 51 48 3 0
5414 It seems I'm not the only one who would like an iceberg salad. 1.0588 0.03328 51 48 3 0
5415 So, you guarantee the fish is fresh-caught? 1.0588 0.04349 51 49 1 1
5416 But fish and seal are on the menu! 1.0588 0.03328 51 48 3 0
5417 Can you do Earth anything but well-done? 1.0588 0.03328 51 48 3 0
5418 I'm sorry the polar ice cap has melted. But no, I won't order you the whole seal. It's $35! 1.0588 0.03328 51 48 3 0
5419 So, the salmon’s off, but frankly it was a little tough 1.0588 0.03328 51 48 3 0
5420 Everyone has to wait in line with patience as they will be treated irrespective of discriminations, be it even a an Animal! 1.0588 0.03328 51 48 3 0
5421 May I recommend the the climate heated Encrusted Salmon, it's about a degree-in-a-half cooler than the oven baked! 1.0588 0.03328 51 48 3 0
5422 Yes, I will have the fresh fish. Thank you! Leif Griffin, Missoula, Montana 1.0588 0.03328 51 48 3 0
5423 I'll have a soggy-bear sandwich. 1.0588 0.03328 51 48 3 0
5424 Ok. The salmon's wild. Now tell me about the honey. 1.0588 0.03328 51 48 3 0
5425 Sorry, but they say they're fresh out of the salmon here, too! 1.0588 0.03328 51 48 3 0
5426 I was going to order the polar bear frozen yogurt for dessert but on second thought I think I'll have the melted vanilla ice cream. How does that sound? 1.0588 0.03328 51 48 3 0
5427 I'm sorry, but herring is not on th menu. 1.0588 0.03328 51 48 3 0
5428 May I order the bear steak without the wet hair small? 1.0588 0.03328 51 48 3 0
5429 If you're out of fish, I'll just have a bear claw. 1.0588 0.03328 51 48 3 0
5430 Just remembered I’m having salmon tomorrow night. Can you ask your humpback whale if the shrimp’s any good? 1.0588 0.03328 51 48 3 0
5431 Don't tell me, you're out of the Bull Market Special. 1.0588 0.03328 51 48 3 0
5432 On second thought,I'll order the Polar dip instead of the French dip. 1.0588 0.03328 51 48 3 0
5433 Sorry, there are no more salmon. 1.0588 0.03328 51 48 3 0
5434 Tell me again, how fresh is the salmon? 1.0588 0.03328 51 48 3 0
5435 So yes then...the salmon. Too late to put in for the chocolate soufflé? 1.0588 0.03328 51 48 3 0
5436 Well, I didn’t order baked Alaska for you. 1.0588 0.03328 51 48 3 0
5437 I heard you have air conditioner down here. 1.0588 0.03328 51 48 3 0
5438 I'll have the iceberg wedge, unless you're out again. 1.0588 0.03328 51 48 3 0
5439 “What are you leaning toward big guy? Maybe a fish out of water?” 1.0588 0.03328 51 48 3 0
5440 I see the inequitable Coke-to-ice cube ratio has you in a hot spot, too 1.0588 0.03328 51 48 3 0
5441 Is the cold turkey a necessity? 1.0588 0.03328 51 48 3 0
5442 I’m so sorry sir! I asked for better wine, not wetter ursine. 1.0588 0.03328 51 48 3 0
5443 May I suggest the Wet Mutt lager 1.0588 0.03328 51 48 3 0
5444 I see you came back without the salmon I ordered. 1.0588 0.03328 51 48 3 0
5445 Excuse me, dear bear, my face friend and I would like to enjoy our dinner. This is a five star restaurant, not a bar suited for a wet bear! 1.0588 0.03328 51 48 3 0
5446 would you please tell me a bit more about your 'Catch of the Day'? 1.0588 0.03328 51 48 3 0
5447 What it took to catch the lunch special! 1.0588 0.03328 51 48 3 0
5448 Oh, so NOW you want your porridge to be too hot? 1.0588 0.03328 51 48 3 0
5449 Let's see...Arugula, Romaine, Oak Leaf... No, definitely no Iceberg. 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
5450 Did you say you wanted yours to be beary well done? 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
5451 No fresh salmon? I'll try the rabbit. 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
5452 You say that you checked on the salmon, but how I can be sure? 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
5453 I thought the reviews said "Wet Bar" not "Wet Bear" 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
5454 Alaskan, you say. I think I will try the Wet Bear. 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
5455 Alright . . . no on the fresh salmon. How about the baby quail? 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
5456 No. Could you please go back and tell the waiter I prefer my bear not marinated? 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
5457 Baked Alaska sounds good. 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
5458 Not too dry with a flamboyant nose. Is that really you? 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
5459 I don't see the salmon I requested. 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
5460 This Climate Change is really doing a number on me I'm perspiring more than ever before! 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
5461 Wait-bear? WAIT-bear. Excuuuse me, wait-bear! God! why is it so hard to get your attention? I'll have the salmon, please. 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
5462 Do you know, I think I’ll have the same again! 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
5463 Come to think of it, I will have that IPA. 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
5464 Are you sure you're out of fresh salmon? Would you mind checking again? You might want to check the Penobscot River, I hear they're making a comeback. 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
5465 When I order salmon, I expect salmon. Not excuses. 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
5466 Actually I’ve changed my mind in the fresh salmon. I’ll have the bee’s honey 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
5467 Oh, so you couldn't get the herring? How about a seal tenderloin? 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
5468 Sorry,how fresh did you say the salmon is? 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
5469 The rain is unbearable. 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
5470 Master, the steak is a total disaster! 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
5471 Sorry, I'm going to change my mind on that salmon 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
5472 For the gazillionth time, I don't want a Coke! 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
5473 Thanks, F$&%ing thanks!!! 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
5474 The service portion of the Court of Masters Sommelier exam had fried the nerves of some of the industry’s toughest wine pros. “And,” Katow-jo fretted, “none of those people was even a bear.” 1.0444 0.04444 45 44 0 1
5475 I oversee the catch of the day. Would you like to hear our specials? 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
5476 I guess the salmon is fresh enough, but is it sourced sustainably? 1.0444 0.04444 45 44 0 1
5477 Today’s “Global Warming” specials: fresh glacier water and Polar Bear melt. At least you enjoyed being free-range. 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
5478 Relax. Pull up a chair. We'll have the salmon here. 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
5479 I believe the north is out the front door to the right. 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
5480 And one fresh Salmon for my good man. 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
5481 I understand that the Penguin in really fresh but I want salmon. Should I be talking with a waiter that's more grizzly? 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
5482 hey, can you bear with me ..haha I'll have the berry souffle with barely and berries..hahah Hey waiter-- I have a bear in my soup...hahahahha 1.0444 0.04444 45 44 0 1
5483 So then, when you ran out of food you migrated here. No offense my friend, but I don't want to know your life story. I just want to give you my order. 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
5484 I ordered the salmon not the bear 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
5485 May I borrow that tablecloth? 5 Michelin star restaurants are too avant-garde for dry ones anyway. 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
5486 No salmon, eh? How about scallops? 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
5487 Take a break. My red wine won't work with the salmon. 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
5488 Yes, I realized the polar ice caps are melting, but can if I order a raw fish can we discuss it after I have finished this glass of wine? 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
5489 do you have those fresh fish I asked for? 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
5490 I like bear but you look thawed. 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
5491 The fresh salmon? Um, no. I think the sauteed bear claws, the seasonal vegetables, and, um . . . 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
5492 How about a vodka iceberg? 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
5493 I’ll not have the bear steak if it has been defrosted. 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
5494 Forget the salmon I'll have the veal. 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
5495 Where you in the rain? Because you’re beary drizzly 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
5496 Yes, I believe you when you say the salmon is freshly caught. 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
5497 If everybody was kung fu fighting, and they were doing it faster than lightning, and they all had expert timing, wouldn’t it be more than just a little bit frightening? 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
5498 No excuses. You should be able to get me the salmon. 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
5499 Okay, no fresh salmon. How about the flounder? 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
5500 I told you al fresco was a bad idea tonight. 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
5501 And you're part of this "Absolutely freshest fish available anywhere" promotion? 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
5502 I've been asked: “Do you usually dine alone?" "No," I say. "I always dine with a book. The wet bear is god company too.” 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
5503 No upstream salmon this your is your problem. 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
5504 What do you mean you don't need a menu? 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
5505 Baby, I treat you right. Expensive dinner AND a fur coat! 1.0233 0.02353 43 42 1 0
5506 Oh come on, you're a bear..just grin and bear it. 1.0233 0.02353 43 42 1 0
5507 On second thought, I had the salmon last night. 1.0233 0.02353 43 42 1 0
5508 Don't blame me, I ordered ice with my drink. 1.0233 0.02353 43 42 1 0
5509 I'll have the fresh caught salmon, grilled. 1.0233 0.02353 43 42 1 0
5510 I'll have today's special. 1.0233 0.02353 43 42 1 0