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Name | Value |
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Submission deadline | 2019-09-29T04:35:00.000Z |
Voting started | - |
Voting ended | 2019-10-13T04:36:00.000Z |
Finalists announced | 2019-10-07T04:36:00.000Z |
Magazine(s) announcing finalists issued | October 14, 2019 |
Number of captions | 4305 |
Number of responses | 725498 |
Number of participants | - |
In this table, the "mean" means the empirically measured average funniness score when the "unfunny", "somewhat funny" and "funny" receive a funniness score of 1, 2, 3 respectively. "Precison" is the standard error of the mean, the standard deviation of the mean estimate. With that, a caption with an empirical mean μ and precision σ has true mean in the range [μ - 2σ, μ + 2σ] with 95% probability by the 68-95-99.7 rule assuming the responses are indepedent and identically distributed.
Rank | Caption | Mean | Precision | Total votes | "Unfunny" votes | "Somewhat funny" votes | "Funny" votes |
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0 | Supplicants, sir. You want to surround yourself with supplicants. | 2.1502 | 0.00749 | 11439 | 2972 | 3790 | 4677 |
1 | Oh, you said assemble the caucus... | 1.9571 | 0.00846 | 8109 | 2532 | 3393 | 2184 |
2 | Sorry Sire, I thought you said Game of Thorns. | 1.9155 | 0.00786 | 9549 | 3302 | 3770 | 2477 |
3 | Sir, I think you've made your point about being surrounded by 'tiny pricks' | 1.8896 | 0.00956 | 7203 | 2812 | 2374 | 2017 |
4 | If they were seeking peace, they would have sent olive branches. | 1.8700 | 0.00814 | 8620 | 3131 | 3494 | 1995 |
5 | Actually, I prefer to keep the armor on. | 1.8667 | 0.00837 | 7969 | 2848 | 3344 | 1777 |
6 | It appears that the peasants’ offerings from the bounty of the harvest come with a tinge of sarcasm this year, sire. | 1.8609 | 0.00867 | 7922 | 2984 | 3056 | 1882 |
7 | My liege, Albuquerque is yours. | 1.8592 | 0.00957 | 7145 | 2910 | 2331 | 1904 |
8 | Well, after you beheaded the groundskeeper, we had to go with something low maintenance | 1.8517 | 0.00973 | 6256 | 2386 | 2412 | 1458 |
9 | I'm sorry, Sire, but after the War of the Roses, this is all they had left. | 1.8176 | 0.00868 | 7927 | 3233 | 2911 | 1783 |
10 | I'm here about the gardener position. | 1.8146 | 0.01031 | 5712 | 2370 | 2034 | 1308 |
11 | Sire, I worry your advisors may secretly be foreign plants | 1.7628 | 0.01026 | 5948 | 2736 | 1887 | 1325 |
12 | The decree that your throne be surrounded by supplicants may have contained a small typo. | 1.7366 | 0.01277 | 3272 | 1417 | 1300 | 555 |
13 | On the plus side, palace security is now carbon neutral. | 1.7300 | 0.01422 | 2841 | 1303 | 1002 | 536 |
14 | I know another leader surrounded by pricks. | 1.7183 | 0.00952 | 7075 | 3551 | 1969 | 1555 |
15 | With all due respect, Your Majesty, your subjects find you hard to approach. | 1.7146 | 0.00910 | 6131 | 2710 | 2473 | 948 |
16 | Your Lord King Midas, this should solve your impulse to touch everything. | 1.7099 | 0.01010 | 5471 | 2549 | 1960 | 962 |
17 | The Queen thought they would be perfect for you. | 1.6869 | 0.01651 | 2108 | 1039 | 690 | 379 |
18 | Did Merlin say when he intended to turn them back? | 1.6820 | 0.01472 | 2610 | 1285 | 870 | 455 |
19 | You’re right your highness, no one can call you spineless now. | 1.6740 | 0.01312 | 3184 | 1560 | 1102 | 522 |
20 | We had to cut back your security detail after you diverted those funds to build your moat | 1.6735 | 0.01067 | 5023 | 2540 | 1589 | 894 |
21 | Forgive me, Sire. I thought you said "succulents," not "supplicants." | 1.6590 | 0.01058 | 4721 | 2327 | 1677 | 717 |
22 | Yes my Lord, a thorny issue indeed. | 1.6587 | 0.01695 | 1878 | 936 | 647 | 295 |
23 | Our spies suspect a foreign plant. | 1.6472 | 0.01259 | 3577 | 1885 | 1076 | 616 |
24 | So am I killing the decorator or the gardener?" - Kevin Thomas, 10th Grad | 1.6414 | 0.01926 | 1528 | 805 | 466 | 257 |
25 | With all due respect, my liege, dessert has two esses. | 1.6386 | 0.01942 | 1511 | 802 | 453 | 256 |
26 | I blame autocorrect. | 1.6324 | 0.01633 | 2092 | 1109 | 643 | 340 |
27 | The hydrangeas made you look fat. | 1.6282 | 0.01897 | 1654 | 914 | 441 | 299 |
28 | Supplicants? I thought you said succulents. | 1.6101 | 0.02611 | 772 | 412 | 249 | 111 |
29 | The balloon kingdom offers a truce, sire. | 1.6066 | 0.01584 | 2224 | 1230 | 639 | 355 |
30 | They do drink less than the other guards your highness. | 1.6063 | 0.02054 | 1242 | 666 | 399 | 177 |
31 | The florist quit. | 1.5866 | 0.01301 | 3319 | 1902 | 887 | 530 |
32 | “It must be comforting to be surrounded by things that actually like to be neglected.” | 1.5823 | 0.01641 | 1951 | 1090 | 586 | 275 |
33 | Your Majesty, its Game of THRONES... | 1.5745 | 0.01459 | 2416 | 1354 | 736 | 326 |
34 | No, sire, I'm the gardener. | 1.5633 | 0.01513 | 2212 | 1254 | 670 | 288 |
35 | Game of thorns, I'd say. | 1.5530 | 0.01455 | 2387 | 1382 | 693 | 312 |
36 | Surrounded by cacti and the biggest prick is still on the throne. | 1.5526 | 0.01531 | 2340 | 1399 | 589 | 352 |
37 | Burning Man has changed you, my lord. | 1.5525 | 0.01925 | 1372 | 793 | 400 | 179 |
38 | I like the symmetry Your Excellency. The biggest prick in the middle. | 1.5509 | 0.02824 | 717 | 438 | 163 | 116 |
39 | We're moving towards a plant based defense. | 1.5436 | 0.01709 | 1661 | 957 | 506 | 198 |
40 | My lord! The kingdom has been deserted! | 1.5358 | 0.01874 | 1409 | 827 | 409 | 173 |
41 | Sire: We have a prickly situation here. | 1.5337 | 0.01663 | 1737 | 1011 | 525 | 201 |
42 | Your highness, I feel I'm well suited to take anything you throw at me. | 1.5313 | 0.01857 | 1453 | 864 | 406 | 183 |
43 | The Queen enjoyed her sojourn in Sedona, I take it. | 1.5287 | 0.02094 | 1063 | 616 | 332 | 115 |
44 | I like it. It’s fierce and uncompromising, yet maintenance-free. | 1.5284 | 0.01764 | 1480 | 854 | 470 | 156 |
45 | My liege, the kingdom is prepared for climate change. | 1.5284 | 0.02356 | 846 | 492 | 261 | 93 |
46 | And where is the Queen supposed to sit? | 1.5253 | 0.01829 | 1462 | 869 | 418 | 175 |
47 | Your fly trap is open your Majesty. | 1.5251 | 0.02087 | 1213 | 745 | 299 | 169 |
48 | No thanks. I'll stand. | 1.5243 | 0.01927 | 1337 | 801 | 371 | 165 |
49 | I admit “collect taxes” does make more sense in retrospect. | 1.5201 | 0.02006 | 1271 | 776 | 329 | 166 |
50 | Prickly and hard to kill. It's very you. | 1.5173 | 0.02176 | 955 | 575 | 273 | 107 |
51 | I blame this on autocorrect. | 1.5146 | 0.01962 | 1271 | 769 | 350 | 152 |
52 | I come bringing aloe vera. | 1.5131 | 0.01975 | 1218 | 730 | 351 | 137 |
53 | No, I am not a knight. I am just here to water your plants | 1.5114 | 0.01978 | 1224 | 738 | 346 | 140 |
54 | All the water went to the moat. | 1.5101 | 0.01989 | 1192 | 716 | 344 | 132 |
55 | No grail, but we did find a lovely hydrangea. | 1.5054 | 0.02154 | 1108 | 694 | 268 | 146 |
56 | I think a moat is a better idea,Your Highness. | 1.5045 | 0.01954 | 1116 | 651 | 367 | 98 |
57 | This way, I'm not the biggest prick. | 1.4965 | 0.02295 | 1005 | 646 | 219 | 140 |
58 | Climate change, sire. Apparently you were wrong. | 1.4954 | 0.02171 | 981 | 599 | 278 | 104 |
59 | Suggest you go easy on the gesticulating, Sire | 1.4953 | 0.02106 | 961 | 572 | 303 | 86 |
60 | Actually, winter may not be coming. | 1.4916 | 0.02140 | 954 | 574 | 291 | 89 |
61 | Acknowledging global warming Sire, or just in a prickly mood? | 1.4910 | 0.02182 | 941 | 572 | 276 | 93 |
62 | In my defense, the difference between “desert” and “dessert” is only one letter. | 1.4909 | 0.02204 | 931 | 568 | 269 | 94 |
63 | No, I'm not going on a crusade. I'm here to water your plants. | 1.4888 | 0.02233 | 896 | 546 | 262 | 88 |
64 | Sorry your highness, but I never promised you a rose garden. | 1.4884 | 0.02306 | 860 | 529 | 242 | 89 |
65 | The roses made you look timid. | 1.4811 | 0.02228 | 819 | 489 | 266 | 64 |
66 | Your Majesty, their armies are advancing toward Scottsdale | 1.4799 | 0.02408 | 819 | 518 | 209 | 92 |
67 | I think you'd look better between two ferns. | 1.4789 | 0.02377 | 804 | 501 | 221 | 82 |
68 | Nobody wants to play the Game of Thorns. | 1.4788 | 0.02477 | 802 | 515 | 190 | 97 |
69 | My lord- permission to not approach? | 1.4779 | 0.02706 | 588 | 360 | 175 | 53 |
70 | Ohh, you meant dessert. | 1.4777 | 0.02381 | 808 | 506 | 218 | 84 |
71 | Security plans? I thought you said you wanted security plants. | 1.4740 | 0.02432 | 732 | 452 | 213 | 67 |
72 | Shall we return with plunder from a bit farther north, sire? | 1.4734 | 0.02415 | 752 | 467 | 214 | 71 |
73 | Your highness, it is time for the annual watering of the plants. | 1.4722 | 0.02526 | 665 | 409 | 198 | 58 |
74 | Thistle only take a moment, sir. | 1.4715 | 0.02534 | 736 | 471 | 183 | 82 |
75 | It did say 'in lieu of flowers,' your grace. | 1.4699 | 0.02535 | 715 | 454 | 186 | 75 |
76 | I see that the queen and her sister have returned from Palm Springs. | 1.4678 | 0.02379 | 699 | 433 | 209 | 57 |
77 | Sire, I believe your subjects meant something different when they implored you to grow a spine. | 1.4653 | 0.02571 | 677 | 429 | 181 | 67 |
78 | They won't love you back, sire. They'll only hurt you. | 1.4615 | 0.02677 | 637 | 409 | 162 | 66 |
79 | Should we unleash the tumbleweed? | 1.4566 | 0.02699 | 611 | 392 | 159 | 60 |
80 | I know we’re saving water, your majesty, but the enemy has walked across the moat. | 1.4538 | 0.02715 | 606 | 391 | 155 | 60 |
81 | Next campaign let's plunder marijuana. | 1.4537 | 0.02946 | 518 | 335 | 131 | 52 |
82 | Well, if it isn't the King of the Pricks. | 1.4505 | 0.02863 | 586 | 390 | 128 | 68 |
83 | Your flytrap is open, sir..... | 1.4473 | 0.02909 | 579 | 390 | 119 | 70 |
84 | HR is getting complaints that you'r not very approachable. | 1.4464 | 0.02729 | 569 | 365 | 154 | 50 |
85 | You are right, sire. That is the exact reason I dress this way around here. | 1.4454 | 0.02854 | 568 | 376 | 131 | 61 |
86 | We've fortified your defenses without raising taxes. | 1.4452 | 0.02839 | 566 | 373 | 134 | 59 |
87 | Looking sharp, m'lord. | 1.4444 | 0.02731 | 522 | 327 | 158 | 37 |
88 | Your Succulency. | 1.4442 | 0.02864 | 547 | 359 | 133 | 55 |
89 | Oh... jeez, you said supplicants? I thought you said succulents. | 1.4442 | 0.02793 | 547 | 353 | 145 | 49 |
90 | Sir, I'm here to report the royal florist has gone off his meds again. | 1.4440 | 0.02884 | 545 | 359 | 130 | 56 |
91 | Of course I think you're doing enough about the drought, sir. | 1.4412 | 0.02705 | 544 | 345 | 158 | 41 |
92 | Excuse me, sire, but your flytrap is open. | 1.4402 | 0.02978 | 527 | 353 | 116 | 58 |
93 | They do look real, Sire. The Ikeans are masters of their craft. | 1.4402 | 0.02880 | 527 | 345 | 132 | 50 |
94 | At least, my Lord, it be a dryeth heat. | 1.4390 | 0.02880 | 533 | 351 | 130 | 52 |
95 | The ambassador from Arizona to see you, your majesty. | 1.4359 | 0.02811 | 507 | 325 | 143 | 39 |
96 | I see we’ve gotten ourselves in a bit of a prickly situation, eh? | 1.4358 | 0.02673 | 514 | 331 | 146 | 37 |
97 | Let me just stop you there Your Majesty. The plural is cacti. | 1.4352 | 0.02932 | 494 | 323 | 127 | 44 |
98 | Looking sharp, King. | 1.4350 | 0.02942 | 508 | 336 | 123 | 49 |
99 | Merlin said he can explain,but you have to promise not to get mad | 1.4343 | 0.02871 | 495 | 320 | 135 | 40 |
100 | I gather the new queen is a millennial? | 1.4329 | 0.02954 | 492 | 324 | 123 | 45 |
101 | We rounded up the deserters. | 1.4320 | 0.03070 | 463 | 307 | 112 | 44 |
102 | I'm not afraid to tell you, your Majesty, that you are surrounded by pricks. | 1.4312 | 0.03091 | 480 | 324 | 105 | 51 |
103 | Guin told me this place looks like a camel lot. | 1.4310 | 0.03058 | 478 | 320 | 110 | 48 |
104 | Seems like your brother Midas got the better touch. | 1.4298 | 0.03124 | 470 | 318 | 102 | 50 |
105 | I said supplicants. | 1.4298 | 0.02958 | 484 | 319 | 122 | 43 |
106 | As you commanded, I slew the snapdragon. | 1.4295 | 0.02984 | 468 | 307 | 121 | 40 |
107 | Still, it was nice of the Aragons, Boleyns, Seymours, and Cleveses to send something for your wedding. | 1.4280 | 0.02997 | 465 | 306 | 119 | 40 |
108 | I said I wanted to be known as KingAlfred the TRUCULENT, you idiot! | 1.4264 | 0.03069 | 469 | 315 | 108 | 46 |
109 | I told you to bring the supplicants not succulents. | 1.4261 | 0.02972 | 467 | 307 | 121 | 39 |
110 | The royal florist has been taken to the dungeon. | 1.4261 | 0.02924 | 460 | 298 | 128 | 34 |
111 | ‘I see global warming has reached Winterfell’ | 1.4261 | 0.03004 | 460 | 303 | 118 | 39 |
112 | Aye, my lord. I’ve been through the desert on a horse with no name. | 1.4229 | 0.03109 | 454 | 306 | 104 | 44 |
113 | I present you with riches and plunder from the land of Arizona. | 1.4226 | 0.02974 | 452 | 296 | 121 | 35 |
114 | So I'm clear on which kingdom to protect, Sire, but I'm getting mixed messages on the phylum. | 1.4222 | 0.03097 | 450 | 302 | 106 | 42 |
115 | I said "bring me more 'supplicants'" | 1.4221 | 0.03228 | 443 | 304 | 91 | 48 |
116 | Supplicants? Sire, I distinctly heard you ask for succulents. | 1.4221 | 0.03164 | 443 | 300 | 99 | 44 |
117 | The people have deserted you, Sire. | 1.4212 | 0.03027 | 444 | 293 | 115 | 36 |
118 | Your majesty, it's another prickly situation | 1.4205 | 0.03029 | 440 | 290 | 115 | 35 |
119 | It's 'Game of Thrones,' Highness, not 'Game of Thorns'. | 1.4192 | 0.03163 | 427 | 287 | 101 | 39 |
120 | King Neptune, I'm afraid we are seeing the effects of global warming. | 1.4143 | 0.03268 | 420 | 289 | 88 | 43 |
121 | Sure that’s fine, but why not just get rid of the cat? | 1.4139 | 0.03136 | 418 | 280 | 103 | 35 |
122 | Yes, my Lord, I re-ordered the balloons. | 1.4126 | 0.03186 | 412 | 278 | 98 | 36 |
123 | Yes, your highness, succulents are preferable to sycophants. | 1.4123 | 0.03187 | 405 | 272 | 99 | 34 |
124 | Your majesty, it was not "Game of Thorns". | 1.4118 | 0.03207 | 408 | 276 | 96 | 36 |
125 | You wanted to be surrounded by sycophants? Not succulents? | 1.4110 | 0.03297 | 399 | 273 | 88 | 38 |
126 | Your people find you despotic and botanical. | 1.4101 | 0.03182 | 395 | 264 | 100 | 31 |
127 | Promoting the gardener to Court Jester was not a great idea | 1.4081 | 0.03189 | 397 | 267 | 98 | 32 |
128 | Cactuses don't need reign, my Lord | 1.4071 | 0.03251 | 393 | 267 | 92 | 34 |
129 | Sire, I bring bad news about the rhododendron. | 1.4071 | 0.03088 | 393 | 259 | 108 | 26 |
130 | But sir, you said you wanted to be surrounded by young, succulent things. | 1.4068 | 0.03240 | 381 | 256 | 95 | 30 |
131 | Conquered Arizona, now what? | 1.4063 | 0.03230 | 379 | 254 | 96 | 29 |
132 | Your people can no longer call you spineless, Your Majesty. | 1.4062 | 0.03295 | 389 | 266 | 88 | 35 |
133 | I wasn't sure if you said thorn or throne so I just got both. | 1.4047 | 0.03330 | 383 | 263 | 85 | 35 |
134 | Of course the plural is cactuses and we'll continue to kill anyone who says cacti. | 1.4037 | 0.03279 | 374 | 253 | 91 | 30 |
135 | Yes, your succulence. | 1.4032 | 0.03357 | 372 | 255 | 84 | 33 |
136 | Lord Scottsdale sent them. | 1.4032 | 0.03335 | 372 | 254 | 86 | 32 |
137 | I see you replaced your sycophants with succulents. | 1.4032 | 0.03202 | 372 | 248 | 98 | 26 |
138 | I don't know which is worse, sire: the thorn on each side; or the prick in the middle. | 1.4032 | 0.03421 | 372 | 258 | 78 | 36 |
139 | Prickly situation sire | 1.4032 | 0.02893 | 372 | 245 | 108 | 19 |
140 | I wouldn't take these gifts personally. | 1.4027 | 0.03074 | 370 | 241 | 109 | 20 |
141 | The commoners are saying you are not approachable, my lord. | 1.4022 | 0.03156 | 368 | 243 | 102 | 23 |
142 | It’s not just paranoia your majesty, you actually are surrounded by pricks. | 1.4022 | 0.03316 | 368 | 250 | 88 | 30 |
143 | Barbarians are raiding the royal garden. We caught them red-handed. | 1.4011 | 0.03272 | 364 | 245 | 92 | 27 |
144 | I see your highness forgot her majesty's birthday again... | 1.3989 | 0.03458 | 366 | 256 | 74 | 36 |
145 | They're rescues | 1.3989 | 0.03326 | 366 | 250 | 86 | 30 |
146 | The Queen feels poinsettias are a better holiday look. | 1.3984 | 0.03152 | 364 | 246 | 93 | 25 |
147 | Sire, I think the moat served you better. | 1.3984 | 0.03223 | 364 | 244 | 95 | 25 |
148 | That was Peyote, your Excellency. | 1.3977 | 0.03346 | 352 | 239 | 86 | 27 |
149 | They're from Texas and they want asylum. | 1.3977 | 0.03534 | 352 | 247 | 70 | 35 |
150 | That's a much greener alternative to the whole moat thing | 1.3972 | 0.03162 | 360 | 241 | 96 | 23 |
151 | Good news Sire, we've found water. | 1.3966 | 0.03136 | 358 | 236 | 102 | 20 |
152 | They are indeed mighty pricks and a worthy reflection of you, my Lord. | 1.3966 | 0.03376 | 358 | 246 | 82 | 30 |
153 | Yes sire, I know that dry humor is the best | 1.3966 | 0.03492 | 348 | 242 | 74 | 32 |
154 | Aloe, Your Ighness... | 1.3966 | 0.03516 | 348 | 243 | 72 | 33 |
155 | what I suggested was to surround yourself with supplicants... | 1.3961 | 0.03504 | 356 | 250 | 71 | 35 |
156 | Good morning, your succulency. | 1.3960 | 0.03385 | 346 | 236 | 83 | 27 |
157 | We call it the Game of Thorns... | 1.3955 | 0.03378 | 354 | 243 | 82 | 29 |
158 | By not laughing, you're kind of proving their point. | 1.3953 | 0.03423 | 344 | 236 | 80 | 28 |
159 | I said to put up defense plants... | 1.3941 | 0.03243 | 340 | 226 | 94 | 20 |
160 | Truly, your grace, ye are a Plantagenet. | 1.3941 | 0.03399 | 340 | 232 | 82 | 26 |
161 | Sir, I strongly advise we revisit our approach to southern border security. | 1.3934 | 0.03448 | 333 | 228 | 79 | 26 |
162 | Did you bring the tweezers? | 1.3930 | 0.03314 | 341 | 230 | 88 | 23 |
163 | With all do respect, Your Majesty, I think it's time we upgrade our defenses. | 1.3924 | 0.03445 | 344 | 238 | 77 | 29 |
164 | But if they prick you, Your Majesty, do you not bleed? | 1.3923 | 0.03430 | 339 | 233 | 79 | 27 |
165 | I still think a moat would be better protection. | 1.3910 | 0.03406 | 335 | 229 | 81 | 25 |
166 | I’m sorry sire, but I have to resign. You’ve made it impossible to stand by your side. | 1.3910 | 0.03326 | 335 | 226 | 87 | 22 |
167 | I believe it was "Game of Thrones", sire, not "Game of Thorns". | 1.3904 | 0.03699 | 333 | 239 | 58 | 36 |
168 | I don't want to needle you, but you are surrounded by pricks. | 1.3904 | 0.03446 | 333 | 229 | 78 | 26 |
169 | Thanks for the offer, but I think I'll keep my suit on. | 1.3897 | 0.03325 | 331 | 223 | 87 | 21 |
170 | I love pruning and weeding just as much as you do, it's just that I'd rather slay dragons, sire. | 1.3891 | 0.03152 | 329 | 223 | 87 | 19 |
171 | I suppose it might be possible to build the wall with Succulents sire | 1.3891 | 0.03107 | 329 | 229 | 78 | 22 |
172 | I'm not sure this is what Guinevere meant when she said to grow some spine. | 1.3891 | 0.03420 | 329 | 225 | 80 | 24 |
173 | My lord, as you wished we have laid siege to the Home Depot Garden Center | 1.3884 | 0.03406 | 327 | 223 | 81 | 23 |
174 | Thou art most water-wise, my lord. | 1.3877 | 0.03447 | 325 | 223 | 78 | 24 |
175 | Surround you with sycophants? Oh my, I thought you said succulents. | 1.3877 | 0.03475 | 325 | 224 | 76 | 25 |
176 | I don't think your spell check is working. | 1.3856 | 0.03601 | 319 | 224 | 67 | 28 |
177 | Might I suggest sire, a misplaced plant may account for your royal pain? | 1.3856 | 0.03490 | 319 | 220 | 75 | 24 |
178 | I would say less approachable. | 1.3849 | 0.03269 | 317 | 211 | 90 | 16 |
179 | Sire, I believe the tradition is that you should be surrounded by supplicants, rather than succulents | 1.3849 | 0.03476 | 317 | 218 | 76 | 23 |
180 | Do I look less approachable? | 1.3839 | 0.03378 | 310 | 209 | 83 | 18 |
181 | Let me guess, the new wife is from Arizona. | 1.3834 | 0.03534 | 313 | 217 | 72 | 24 |
182 | Yes, Your Highness. The greatest threat is overwatering. | 1.3834 | 0.03356 | 313 | 211 | 84 | 18 |
183 | You’re looking very sharp, my lord. | 1.3834 | 0.03325 | 313 | 210 | 86 | 17 |
184 | Reminders of our dear departed Queen, my King? | 1.3834 | 0.03704 | 313 | 223 | 60 | 30 |
185 | Thank goodness your subjects are uneducated, Sire. They all prayed for an end to your rain. | 1.3828 | 0.03645 | 303 | 212 | 66 | 25 |
186 | It's intimidating, it's just not 'Iron Throne' intimidating. | 1.3826 | 0.03370 | 311 | 210 | 83 | 18 |
187 | I see our technicians have installed the new security system, Sire. | 1.3826 | 0.02995 | 311 | 206 | 94 | 11 |
188 | No highness, I don't think anyone's noticed you've substituted two rather large prickly plants for the queen and your brother. | 1.3819 | 0.03445 | 309 | 211 | 78 | 20 |
189 | We have intel that one of your advisors here is a plant. | 1.3819 | 0.03475 | 309 | 212 | 76 | 21 |
190 | A token from our recent conquest of Scottsdale, Arizona. | 1.3811 | 0.03550 | 307 | 213 | 71 | 23 |
191 | Between Two Ferns is much classier. | 1.3811 | 0.03428 | 307 | 209 | 79 | 19 |
192 | I said they were going to attack us! not that I want a cactus. | 1.3811 | 0.03639 | 307 | 216 | 65 | 26 |
193 | I think you’ve one upped the crocodiles in the moat concept. | 1.3811 | 0.03397 | 307 | 208 | 81 | 18 |
194 | I agree that the jester's humor is far too dry. | 1.3803 | 0.03411 | 305 | 207 | 80 | 18 |
195 | Your liege, I bring you news that the people are not happy with the relocation to Arizona. | 1.3795 | 0.03425 | 303 | 206 | 79 | 18 |
196 | Not the crusade I was expecting, but Your Majesty is to be commended for his zealous commitment to plant-based alternatives | 1.3795 | 0.03425 | 303 | 206 | 79 | 18 |
197 | Brilliant Sire! Cheaper than a moat and much more decorative! | 1.3795 | 0.03312 | 303 | 205 | 82 | 16 |
198 | Sorry, sire, but you forgot to send the Queen roses on Valentine's Day. | 1.3795 | 0.03457 | 303 | 207 | 77 | 19 |
199 | Apologies, your grace, I shant misspell "dessert" again. | 1.3787 | 0.03658 | 301 | 212 | 64 | 25 |
200 | Arrows dipped in wolfsbane. Poison ivy on the battlements. We're locked and loaded, your majesty. | 1.3787 | 0.03472 | 301 | 206 | 76 | 19 |
201 | We’ve made an alliance with Mexico. | 1.3787 | 0.03439 | 301 | 205 | 78 | 18 |
202 | You were supposed to help me win the Nevada *caucuses* you dim knave. | 1.3779 | 0.03824 | 299 | 216 | 53 | 30 |
203 | Actually Sire, I believe “the plant kingdom” is just a figure of speech. | 1.3779 | 0.03550 | 299 | 207 | 71 | 21 |
204 | Looking sharp, your majesty. | 1.3767 | 0.03695 | 300 | 213 | 61 | 26 |
205 | You're sure the soothsayer meant your "rain" would be short-lived? | 1.3767 | 0.03664 | 300 | 212 | 63 | 25 |
206 | Yes, Your Majesty, I know they are impossible to kill. | 1.3758 | 0.03459 | 298 | 204 | 76 | 18 |
207 | Yes, sire, I’m well aware that you are a Plantagenet. | 1.3758 | 0.03681 | 298 | 211 | 62 | 25 |
208 | Winter is not coming | 1.3737 | 0.03460 | 289 | 197 | 76 | 16 |
209 | Cacti or can’t I ? | 1.3733 | 0.03825 | 292 | 211 | 53 | 28 |
210 | Everyone talks about my iron fist, but nobody mentions my green thumb. | 1.3733 | 0.03384 | 292 | 200 | 76 | 16 |
211 | Why so prickly, my lord? | 1.3733 | 0.03763 | 292 | 209 | 57 | 26 |
212 | But, my liege, when you said ”rid me of this troublesome prick” I naturally thought you meant Becket. | 1.3710 | 0.03713 | 283 | 200 | 61 | 22 |
213 | How was your trip to Arizona? | 1.3692 | 0.03644 | 279 | 195 | 65 | 19 |
214 | Actually ,my liege, your subjects still think you are the biggest prick in the kingdom , | 1.3692 | 0.03714 | 279 | 197 | 61 | 21 |
215 | I don't know - it seems a little severe. Maybe a ficus? | 1.3692 | 0.03499 | 279 | 191 | 73 | 15 |
216 | I think she might prefer flowers | 1.3682 | 0.03625 | 277 | 193 | 66 | 18 |
217 | Sir, 'Between Two Ferns' just has a better ring to it. | 1.3682 | 0.03625 | 277 | 193 | 66 | 18 |
218 | I'm sorry, sire. The queen says she's keeping the ferns and the ficus tree. | 1.3682 | 0.03731 | 277 | 196 | 60 | 21 |
219 | I come before thy thorn, my King. | 1.3682 | 0.03766 | 277 | 197 | 58 | 22 |
220 | The Green New Deal spares no one, my Lord. | 1.3682 | 0.03766 | 277 | 197 | 58 | 22 |
221 | I'll tell the generals that you've decided on natural defenses. | 1.3682 | 0.03264 | 277 | 191 | 73 | 13 |
222 | Sir, you have won the Game of Thorns. | 1.3682 | 0.03801 | 277 | 198 | 56 | 23 |
223 | My apologies your Majesty. I thought your note said "I want a desert. | 1.3673 | 0.03605 | 275 | 191 | 67 | 17 |
224 | Your Highness,word on the street is that you are surrounded by pricks. | 1.3673 | 0.03767 | 275 | 198 | 54 | 23 |
225 | I changed my mind, I want a Zen garden. Bring me some bonsai trees and twenty thousand small pebbles. | 1.3673 | 0.03784 | 275 | 196 | 57 | 22 |
226 | You mean, before global warming, Sherwood Dessert was Sherwood Forrest? | 1.3672 | 0.03825 | 256 | 180 | 58 | 18 |
227 | I’m going for Edward the Untouchable. | 1.3663 | 0.03658 | 273 | 191 | 64 | 18 |
228 | Sire, you did complain that your previous guards were spineless... | 1.3663 | 0.03677 | 273 | 194 | 59 | 20 |
229 | I'm not a knight. I'm the gardener. | 1.3663 | 0.03621 | 273 | 190 | 66 | 17 |
230 | I see you've been working on your climate policy. | 1.3663 | 0.03508 | 273 | 187 | 72 | 14 |
231 | Sire, the people complain you are unapproachable. | 1.3663 | 0.03584 | 273 | 189 | 68 | 16 |
232 | Your majesty,her name is Priscilla,and she meets most of your criteria for Queen of the Desert. | 1.3653 | 0.03638 | 271 | 189 | 65 | 17 |
233 | Have I offended you? You've been very prickly lately | 1.3653 | 0.03675 | 271 | 190 | 63 | 18 |
234 | I sense you feel deserted, your majesty. | 1.3643 | 0.03693 | 269 | 189 | 62 | 18 |
235 | Bring me the jester with the sharp, dry wit. | 1.3643 | 0.03767 | 269 | 191 | 58 | 20 |
236 | Everything is watered Sire. What shall I do for the rest of the week? | 1.3643 | 0.03460 | 269 | 183 | 74 | 12 |
237 | Climate change in Camelot | 1.3633 | 0.03841 | 267 | 194 | 50 | 23 |
238 | Next time, we should conquer the rain forest. | 1.3633 | 0.03748 | 267 | 189 | 59 | 19 |
239 | I just think King Midas' wish made more sense. | 1.3623 | 0.03728 | 265 | 187 | 60 | 18 |
240 | It’s Game of Thrones not Game of Thorns. | 1.3623 | 0.03728 | 265 | 187 | 60 | 18 |
241 | Lancelot, rid me of these thorns in my side. | 1.3623 | 0.03689 | 265 | 186 | 62 | 17 |
242 | We’re out of olive branches. | 1.3623 | 0.03407 | 265 | 179 | 76 | 10 |
243 | I will smite him. I know he has been a thorn in your side. | 1.3623 | 0.03611 | 265 | 184 | 66 | 15 |
244 | Ok, if you think you've got defenses covered, I'll just put this back in the stone. | 1.3623 | 0.03571 | 265 | 183 | 68 | 14 |
245 | Oh! You requested dessert?? | 1.3623 | 0.03766 | 265 | 188 | 58 | 19 |
246 | Yes but it's a dry heat | 1.3616 | 0.03670 | 271 | 191 | 62 | 18 |
247 | You want me to bring you...a shrubbery? | 1.3612 | 0.03707 | 263 | 185 | 61 | 17 |
248 | We've narrowed the leak to a foreign plant. | 1.3612 | 0.03707 | 263 | 185 | 61 | 17 |
249 | If there are two ,it’s cacti sire. | 1.3598 | 0.03773 | 264 | 188 | 57 | 19 |
250 | I thought it was overkill, but they said I should dress like this to do the gardening. | 1.3591 | 0.03662 | 259 | 181 | 63 | 15 |
251 | I will prove that I am worthy to marry the princess by keeping all your house plants alive for one year. | 1.3591 | 0.03621 | 259 | 180 | 65 | 14 |
252 | Was this not what you meant by just deserts? | 1.3591 | 0.03743 | 259 | 183 | 59 | 17 |
253 | Yes Sire, your supplicants admire your succulents. | 1.3591 | 0.03783 | 259 | 184 | 57 | 18 |
254 | This way I don't seem like the biggest prick. | 1.3591 | 0.04087 | 259 | 192 | 41 | 26 |
255 | I said bring me a dessert, not a desert. | 1.3583 | 0.03667 | 254 | 177 | 63 | 14 |
256 | The wolves were intimidating, but this just shouts 'style'. | 1.3583 | 0.03667 | 254 | 177 | 63 | 14 |
257 | But sire, you have to admit, "taxes" sounds like "cactus", and you can raise both! | 1.3583 | 0.03709 | 254 | 178 | 61 | 15 |
258 | Oh, you wanted dessert, not desert. | 1.3583 | 0.03833 | 254 | 181 | 55 | 18 |
259 | Your Majesty...You should not surround yourself with pricks. | 1.3583 | 0.04031 | 254 | 186 | 45 | 23 |
260 | Apparently when their king touches something it turns to gold. | 1.3583 | 0.03792 | 254 | 180 | 57 | 17 |
261 | I don't think that Game of Thorns will catch on like that other show. | 1.3580 | 0.04034 | 257 | 189 | 44 | 24 |
262 | Your Highness, there's a Mr. Road Runner and Wile E. Coyote here to see you. | 1.3580 | 0.03919 | 257 | 186 | 50 | 21 |
263 | Your grace, it is my honor to present holy relics from the crusade of Santa Fe. | 1.3580 | 0.03841 | 257 | 184 | 54 | 19 |
264 | Surround yourself with sycophants, not succlents, m'lord. | 1.3580 | 0.03761 | 257 | 182 | 58 | 17 |
265 | No, sire, I recommended sycophants. | 1.3580 | 0.03880 | 257 | 185 | 52 | 20 |
266 | I see you and the queen are fighting once again! | 1.3580 | 0.03958 | 257 | 187 | 48 | 22 |
267 | That's bad feng shui, sire. | 1.3580 | 0.03801 | 257 | 183 | 56 | 18 |
268 | Yes, sire, there IS a reason I wear this all-metal get-up in your presence. | 1.3571 | 0.03811 | 252 | 179 | 56 | 17 |
269 | Well, they're more intimidating than the floral arrangement. | 1.3571 | 0.03684 | 252 | 176 | 62 | 14 |
270 | Your Majesty, the people find you unapproachable. | 1.3571 | 0.03684 | 252 | 176 | 62 | 14 |
271 | Veni, vidi, cacti | 1.3571 | 0.03727 | 252 | 182 | 52 | 18 |
272 | The Queen says you're spending too much time with a bunch of pricks. | 1.3560 | 0.03788 | 250 | 177 | 57 | 16 |
273 | There is something different here but I can't put my finger on it. | 1.3560 | 0.03788 | 250 | 177 | 57 | 16 |
274 | A wise move Sire, allying with the Plant Kingdom. | 1.3560 | 0.03788 | 250 | 177 | 57 | 16 |
275 | I think we should work on your approachability. | 1.3560 | 0.03570 | 250 | 172 | 67 | 11 |
276 | I”m here for the gardening job. | 1.3545 | 0.03821 | 220 | 152 | 58 | 10 |
277 | I’m sorry sire, but Zach Galifianakis still refuses to meet with you. | 1.3537 | 0.04251 | 229 | 169 | 39 | 21 |
278 | Oh, you wanted a dessert. My bad. | 1.3537 | 0.03869 | 246 | 176 | 53 | 17 |
279 | Your Highness, the bishop advised you to be a Supplicant King not a Succulent King. | 1.3537 | 0.03954 | 246 | 178 | 49 | 19 |
280 | What did you say to Mother Nature this time? | 1.3532 | 0.03805 | 252 | 180 | 55 | 17 |
281 | I take it the King wishes not to be disturbed? | 1.3532 | 0.03678 | 252 | 177 | 61 | 14 |
282 | Well, so much for "Say it with flowers." | 1.3532 | 0.03846 | 252 | 181 | 53 | 18 |
283 | My apologies, Your Majesty. I'll bring you dessert. | 1.3520 | 0.03824 | 250 | 179 | 54 | 17 |
284 | Fine, I'm OK standing | 1.3520 | 0.03907 | 250 | 181 | 50 | 19 |
285 | It sounds like Burning Man really changed your perspective, Your Royal Highness. | 1.3520 | 0.03866 | 250 | 180 | 52 | 18 |
286 | ' Am I to assume from this that the moat is dry again? | 1.3508 | 0.03487 | 248 | 170 | 69 | 9 |
287 | Sire, we can deny climate change no more. | 1.3508 | 0.03669 | 248 | 174 | 61 | 13 |
288 | Sire, shall I slay the Snapdragon or just bring it back in a pot? | 1.3500 | 0.03840 | 240 | 171 | 54 | 15 |
289 | No sire, I have no idea what happened to all of the balloons from last night’s banquet. | 1.3500 | 0.03840 | 240 | 171 | 54 | 15 |
290 | Your majesty, you are surrounded by sycoplants. | 1.3500 | 0.03974 | 240 | 174 | 48 | 18 |
291 | Thou seemest a bit prickly today, sire. | 1.3500 | 0.03840 | 240 | 171 | 54 | 15 |
292 | I've consulted the Bishop and he said that 'I can't find anyone to water my plants' is not a good enough reason to avoid the Crusades. | 1.3500 | 0.03886 | 240 | 172 | 52 | 16 |
293 | The porcupine herder begs an audience, Sire. | 1.3496 | 0.03798 | 246 | 178 | 51 | 17 |
294 | It's only temporary until we can find budget for a wall. | 1.3496 | 0.03906 | 246 | 178 | 50 | 18 |
295 | At the risk of losing my head sire, its pronounced "cacti" | 1.3496 | 0.03863 | 246 | 177 | 52 | 17 |
296 | And what happened to the cannabis plants...your highness? | 1.3496 | 0.03820 | 246 | 176 | 54 | 16 |
297 | No need to bristle... | 1.3496 | 0.03687 | 246 | 173 | 60 | 13 |
298 | Surrounding yourself with pricks won't help anything. | 1.3487 | 0.03860 | 238 | 170 | 53 | 15 |
299 | I warned you about climate change | 1.3487 | 0.03906 | 238 | 171 | 51 | 16 |
300 | Perhaps if your majesty were a bit more approachable? | 1.3487 | 0.03720 | 238 | 167 | 59 | 12 |
301 | It’s a prickly situation | 1.3487 | 0.03574 | 238 | 169 | 57 | 12 |
302 | Trust me sire, it's the latest in throne security. | 1.3487 | 0.03906 | 238 | 171 | 51 | 16 |
303 | Sire, this is the best we could get after losing the War of the Roses | 1.3487 | 0.03906 | 238 | 171 | 51 | 16 |
304 | Sire, I’m almost positive it isn’t “Game of Thorns.” | 1.3487 | 0.03860 | 238 | 170 | 53 | 15 |
305 | The wizard really did a number on your advisers, sire. | 1.3487 | 0.03951 | 238 | 172 | 49 | 17 |
306 | It has been a while since the last reign. | 1.3487 | 0.03906 | 238 | 171 | 51 | 16 |
307 | Yes, I get it. Plant kingdom. Very good Sire. | 1.3487 | 0.03672 | 238 | 166 | 61 | 11 |
308 | Budget cuts affecting your security team, Your Highness? | 1.3487 | 0.03767 | 238 | 168 | 57 | 13 |
309 | I believe the plural is cacti | 1.3484 | 0.03883 | 244 | 176 | 51 | 17 |
310 | Something tells me you have lost confidence in my protective services | 1.3484 | 0.03926 | 244 | 177 | 49 | 18 |
311 | You're sure about, "Your Succulence?" | 1.3484 | 0.03795 | 244 | 174 | 55 | 15 |
312 | I'm sorry, but I'm sure I told them you wanted dessert. | 1.3484 | 0.03659 | 244 | 171 | 61 | 12 |
313 | I have no news of battle. I'm the gardener. | 1.3484 | 0.03750 | 244 | 173 | 57 | 14 |
314 | Shall I return a barb to the queen? | 1.3475 | 0.03834 | 236 | 168 | 54 | 14 |
315 | I just don’t think “Game of Thorns” has the same appeal, Your Majesty. | 1.3471 | 0.03990 | 242 | 177 | 46 | 19 |
316 | But you did request a “grand succulent feast,” your majesty. | 1.3471 | 0.03814 | 242 | 173 | 54 | 15 |
317 | Climate change is real. | 1.3471 | 0.03814 | 242 | 173 | 54 | 15 |
318 | Scottsdale's great. Another winter on the moors would have driven Lady MacBeth and I mad. | 1.3471 | 0.03723 | 242 | 171 | 58 | 13 |
319 | I see you've been to Pier I, sire. | 1.3471 | 0.03814 | 242 | 173 | 54 | 15 |
320 | Your majesty, why not just move the kingdom to Tucson for the winter? | 1.3471 | 0.03814 | 242 | 173 | 54 | 15 |
321 | Sire, the knights would all appreciate it if you turned down the heat. | 1.3462 | 0.03806 | 234 | 166 | 55 | 13 |
322 | Summer is Coming. | 1.3462 | 0.03994 | 234 | 170 | 47 | 17 |
323 | Midas had a nice touch, but you're good, too. | 1.3462 | 0.03658 | 234 | 163 | 61 | 10 |
324 | With all due respect sire, I think our defense budget could be better spent. | 1.3462 | 0.03806 | 234 | 166 | 55 | 13 |
325 | I see you've replaced the Queen with a less prickly pair. | 1.3462 | 0.03948 | 234 | 169 | 49 | 16 |
326 | It shall be done, your Succulency. | 1.3448 | 0.03969 | 232 | 168 | 48 | 16 |
327 | Sorry, "Game of Thorns" just doesn't have the same panache. | 1.3448 | 0.04062 | 232 | 170 | 44 | 18 |
328 | 1000 years from today they will call this place Arizona. | 1.3448 | 0.03825 | 232 | 165 | 54 | 13 |
329 | I am well suited to handle prickly situations. | 1.3448 | 0.03874 | 232 | 166 | 52 | 14 |
330 | Verily M'Lord,they do render thee softer. | 1.3448 | 0.03776 | 232 | 164 | 56 | 12 |
331 | I'd axe the fern. | 1.3448 | 0.03776 | 232 | 164 | 56 | 12 |
332 | You're a rose between thorns Sire. | 1.3448 | 0.03825 | 232 | 165 | 54 | 13 |
333 | This isn't what I pictured when you said it would be a succulent feast. | 1.3448 | 0.03874 | 232 | 166 | 52 | 14 |
334 | The plural is “cacti,” Sire. How do I know.!.? Three years of Latin in a Catholic school with no air conditioning. | 1.3448 | 0.04062 | 232 | 170 | 44 | 18 |
335 | Please accept our apologies Your Majesty, the dessert is on its way. | 1.3448 | 0.03969 | 232 | 168 | 48 | 16 |
336 | I thought you said supplicant, not succulent. | 1.3448 | 0.03573 | 232 | 170 | 48 | 14 |
337 | I see the Queen has been decorating again. | 1.3448 | 0.03726 | 232 | 163 | 58 | 11 |
338 | Yes, your majesty, you most certainly DO look like a badass hombre. | 1.3448 | 0.03921 | 232 | 167 | 50 | 15 |
339 | Your Highnesses flytrap is open | 1.3448 | 0.04016 | 232 | 169 | 46 | 17 |
340 | I'm sure there's a reason you're feeling stuck, but I can't put my finger on it. | 1.3447 | 0.03887 | 235 | 169 | 51 | 15 |
341 | Might Your Highness consider swapping out some succulents for some sycophants? | 1.3435 | 0.04084 | 230 | 169 | 43 | 18 |
342 | Sire, I believe 'Between Two Ferns' is already taken... | 1.3435 | 0.03942 | 230 | 166 | 49 | 15 |
343 | I believe it's called game of "thrones" your Highness... | 1.3435 | 0.03894 | 230 | 165 | 51 | 14 |
344 | I have news from the Southwest. | 1.3435 | 0.03845 | 230 | 164 | 53 | 13 |
345 | I prefer the lion statues, my Lord. | 1.3435 | 0.03745 | 230 | 162 | 57 | 11 |
346 | My Lord, it's Thrones not Thorns | 1.3435 | 0.03694 | 230 | 161 | 59 | 10 |
347 | Sire, I believe Merlin suggested surrounding yourself with "supplicants" , not "succulents" | 1.3435 | 0.03990 | 230 | 167 | 47 | 16 |
348 | You seem a bit prickly today, Sire | 1.3435 | 0.03845 | 230 | 164 | 53 | 13 |
349 | We think you're being cursed by the Wicked Witch of the Southwest. | 1.3435 | 0.03990 | 230 | 167 | 47 | 16 |
350 | Your highness, I still think a moat and drawbridge would offer more protection. | 1.3421 | 0.03660 | 228 | 159 | 60 | 9 |
351 | They were out of ferns. | 1.3421 | 0.03498 | 228 | 161 | 58 | 9 |
352 | I'm sorry, Sir Lancelot, I had to hire new guards my wife won't try to sleep with. | 1.3421 | 0.04012 | 228 | 166 | 46 | 16 |
353 | My lord, what the fuck? | 1.3421 | 0.04246 | 228 | 171 | 36 | 21 |
354 | I’ve slain the dragon fruit. | 1.3408 | 0.03972 | 223 | 161 | 48 | 14 |
355 | We were wondering, Your Majesty, if the next crusade could be to someplace a little cooler. | 1.3408 | 0.03921 | 223 | 160 | 50 | 13 |
356 | Your Majesty, the townspeople have been calling you the King of Taxes not the King of Cactus.” | 1.3407 | 0.04034 | 226 | 165 | 45 | 16 |
357 | Must say, very effective metaphor. | 1.3407 | 0.03834 | 226 | 161 | 53 | 12 |
358 | Your castle is like a mighty cactus, except the prick is on the inside! | 1.3407 | 0.04083 | 226 | 166 | 43 | 17 |
359 | Your rain's been over for some time now. | 1.3407 | 0.03677 | 226 | 158 | 59 | 9 |
360 | Sire: The queen sends the message that you're still the biggest prick in the kingdom. | 1.3407 | 0.04271 | 226 | 170 | 35 | 21 |
361 | Your majesty, I'm afraid the castle has been deserted. | 1.3407 | 0.03885 | 226 | 162 | 51 | 13 |
362 | Sire, your subjects feel you’d be more relatable if you’d get a dog or cat. | 1.3407 | 0.04034 | 226 | 165 | 45 | 16 |
363 | Sir, I ‘m here to make the Cactus Great Again. | 1.3394 | 0.04045 | 221 | 161 | 45 | 15 |
364 | Excuse me, Your Highness, if you don't mind me saying... You seem a bit prickly today. | 1.3393 | 0.03854 | 224 | 160 | 52 | 12 |
365 | With all due respect, Highness, this armor is intended for more daunting tasks than moving your botanical collection. | 1.3393 | 0.03749 | 224 | 158 | 56 | 10 |
366 | Sorry Sire, but you can't have balloons at your party. | 1.3379 | 0.03802 | 219 | 155 | 54 | 10 |
367 | When you play the Game of Thorns, the biggest prick usually wins | 1.3364 | 0.04038 | 217 | 158 | 45 | 14 |
368 | They eat less than tigers, and are just as effective. | 1.3364 | 0.03765 | 217 | 153 | 55 | 9 |
369 | Sire, I can explain: I texted "tactics and plots" and it must have auto-corrected. I. hate. auto.correct. Am I right? | 1.3364 | 0.04194 | 217 | 161 | 39 | 17 |
370 | Cutting the defense budget wasn’t my choice. | 1.3364 | 0.03821 | 217 | 154 | 53 | 10 |
371 | I see you're having second thoughts on your open throne policy. | 1.3364 | 0.03985 | 217 | 157 | 47 | 13 |
372 | It's game of THRONES. | 1.3364 | 0.03904 | 217 | 158 | 46 | 13 |
373 | It’s a prickly situation, your highness. | 1.3364 | 0.04091 | 217 | 159 | 43 | 15 |
374 | They’re from a faraway arid wasteland full of like horrors they’re calling California. | 1.3364 | 0.04091 | 217 | 159 | 43 | 15 |
375 | Dad, does this mean I'm no longer the only thorn in your side? | 1.3364 | 0.04038 | 217 | 158 | 45 | 14 |
376 | I suppose that is one way to approach the War of the Roses. | 1.3364 | 0.04143 | 217 | 160 | 41 | 16 |
377 | Your security detail has been outsourced. | 1.3363 | 0.04014 | 223 | 163 | 45 | 15 |
378 | Perhaps you should rule with an iron fist instead of a green thumb. | 1.3363 | 0.03912 | 223 | 161 | 49 | 13 |
379 | Next time that you write a decree demanding desserts as tribute, try spelling it correctly. | 1.3363 | 0.04162 | 223 | 166 | 39 | 18 |
380 | I’ve got some bad news about the moat.” | 1.3363 | 0.04014 | 223 | 163 | 45 | 15 |
381 | My liege, I fear you misunderstood. Game of Thrones; not thorns | 1.3349 | 0.03897 | 215 | 154 | 50 | 11 |
382 | Sire, I’m afraid it’s Game of Thrones, not Game of Thorns. | 1.3349 | 0.04007 | 215 | 156 | 46 | 13 |
383 | What do you mean, the only seat left is your lap? | 1.3349 | 0.04219 | 215 | 160 | 38 | 17 |
384 | Another excellent point, Sire." | 1.3349 | 0.04114 | 215 | 158 | 42 | 15 |
385 | Bad news on the plant-based armour, sire. The enemy have developed tactical aphids. | 1.3349 | 0.04219 | 215 | 160 | 38 | 17 |
386 | Sire, are you sure it was 'the Game of Thorns'? | 1.3349 | 0.04167 | 215 | 159 | 40 | 16 |
387 | You were to pick an heir, Sire, not a prickly pear. | 1.3349 | 0.04167 | 215 | 159 | 40 | 16 |
388 | Will no one rid me of these meddlesome pincushions? | 1.3349 | 0.03953 | 215 | 155 | 48 | 12 |
389 | I asked you for a bit of DESSERT! | 1.3349 | 0.04114 | 215 | 158 | 42 | 15 |
390 | I see the campaigns into Nevada have gone well, Your Grace! | 1.3349 | 0.03841 | 215 | 153 | 52 | 10 |
391 | Yes, very intimidating sir. | 1.3349 | 0.03841 | 215 | 153 | 52 | 10 |
392 | Well, you can be a bit prickly. | 1.3349 | 0.04007 | 215 | 156 | 46 | 13 |
393 | It's the same further north; they say it's global warming. | 1.3349 | 0.03638 | 215 | 152 | 55 | 8 |
394 | You have the reputation of being a stickler. | 1.3349 | 0.04061 | 215 | 157 | 44 | 14 |
395 | Sorry, sir, your advisers didn't say the kingdom was too arid. They said you were an airhead | 1.3349 | 0.04270 | 215 | 161 | 36 | 18 |
396 | Your Majesty, the men are wondering if you've got any weed? | 1.3349 | 0.04167 | 215 | 159 | 40 | 16 |
397 | Between Two Ferns" was already taken | 1.3349 | 0.03953 | 215 | 155 | 48 | 12 |
398 | I'm concerned you're accepting advice from a bunch of pricks. | 1.3349 | 0.04321 | 215 | 162 | 34 | 19 |
399 | So now you want to erect a hedge of cactuses between us and Canada and make Mexico pay for it! | 1.3349 | 0.04167 | 215 | 159 | 40 | 16 |
400 | So, Coachella went well then? | 1.3349 | 0.03784 | 215 | 152 | 54 | 9 |
401 | We have a thorny situation | 1.3348 | 0.03773 | 221 | 157 | 54 | 10 |
402 | The enemy's archers are ill-equipped; their horsemen unskilled. But, as you and your war council, here, may have noticed, their wizards are top-notch. | 1.3348 | 0.03933 | 221 | 160 | 48 | 13 |
403 | Perhaps, sire, I would be best suited to care for your plants next time. | 1.3348 | 0.03277 | 221 | 166 | 43 | 12 |
404 | Notwithstanding these costume rentals, Sheriff...a presidential pardon doesn't mean you're the King of Arizona. | 1.3348 | 0.04236 | 221 | 166 | 36 | 19 |
405 | Your Highness, I tried. But HBO had no interest in Game of Thorns.” | 1.3348 | 0.03985 | 221 | 161 | 46 | 14 |
406 | We find ourselves in a prickly situation | 1.3348 | 0.04037 | 221 | 162 | 44 | 15 |
407 | The greenskeeper has – as requested, been slain, my lord. | 1.3333 | 0.03918 | 213 | 153 | 49 | 11 |
408 | Indeed Sire no one can say you're spineless anymore. | 1.3333 | 0.03918 | 213 | 153 | 49 | 11 |
409 | A little prickly today sire? | 1.3333 | 0.04030 | 213 | 155 | 45 | 13 |
410 | I wouldn't HAVE to wear this every day if you decorated like normal kings. | 1.3333 | 0.03847 | 219 | 157 | 51 | 11 |
411 | Your approachability numbers are down. | 1.3333 | 0.03745 | 213 | 150 | 55 | 8 |
412 | I was applying for the gardener position, and they made me wear this... | 1.3333 | 0.04192 | 213 | 158 | 39 | 16 |
413 | My Lord, I’m your new groundskeeper. | 1.3333 | 0.03975 | 213 | 154 | 47 | 12 |
414 | They bring out the mercilessness in your eyes. | 1.3333 | 0.03804 | 213 | 151 | 53 | 9 |
415 | When you ordered dessert, where did you place the accent? | 1.3333 | 0.04084 | 213 | 156 | 43 | 14 |
416 | Your Majesty, we have captured Arizona and parts of New Mexico. | 1.3333 | 0.04030 | 213 | 155 | 45 | 13 |
417 | See how we've actually made the space feel bigger? | 1.3333 | 0.04007 | 219 | 160 | 45 | 14 |
418 | I'll let the environmentalists know we've gone green, sir. | 1.3333 | 0.03862 | 213 | 152 | 51 | 10 |
419 | I understand,Arizona has become a battleground state. | 1.3333 | 0.04084 | 213 | 156 | 43 | 14 |
420 | Why do you think I got the armor? | 1.3333 | 0.03505 | 219 | 151 | 63 | 5 |
421 | Are we finished moving the plants? Sir Lancelot would like his armor back. | 1.3333 | 0.04084 | 213 | 156 | 43 | 14 |
422 | Perhaps you thank the king of Spain with a load of haggis. | 1.3333 | 0.04030 | 213 | 155 | 45 | 13 |
423 | Oh, you wanted me to bring in the supplicants not the succulents. | 1.3333 | 0.04030 | 213 | 155 | 45 | 13 |
424 | It's just not the same since the royal florist left. | 1.3333 | 0.03680 | 219 | 154 | 57 | 8 |
425 | Quest? No sire, I'm here to trim your plants. | 1.3333 | 0.04030 | 213 | 155 | 45 | 13 |
426 | Your majesty, they always did say you had a dry sense of humor. | 1.3318 | 0.03823 | 211 | 150 | 52 | 9 |
427 | Sire,it appears your prickly reputation is not without some foundation. | 1.3318 | 0.04163 | 211 | 156 | 40 | 15 |
428 | You must always look sharp. | 1.3318 | 0.04053 | 211 | 154 | 44 | 13 |
429 | You have won the Game of Thorns, your Majesty. | 1.3318 | 0.03940 | 211 | 152 | 48 | 11 |
430 | We are not dressed for this climate." | 1.3318 | 0.04053 | 211 | 154 | 44 | 13 |
431 | What? Plant-based protection is better for the environment. | 1.3318 | 0.03940 | 211 | 152 | 48 | 11 |
432 | Sir, we’ve conquered New Mexico. | 1.3318 | 0.04053 | 211 | 154 | 44 | 13 |
433 | Feeling a bit prickly today, are we? | 1.3318 | 0.03997 | 211 | 153 | 46 | 12 |
434 | Sorry, your majesty, I know you prefer armed guards but we're on a tight budget. | 1.3318 | 0.03997 | 211 | 153 | 46 | 12 |
435 | Beware, sire. Yon cactus has a lean and hungry look. | 1.3318 | 0.03940 | 211 | 152 | 48 | 11 |
436 | I am sorry, my king, for deserting you. | 1.3318 | 0.04163 | 211 | 156 | 40 | 15 |
437 | Thank you for your service but it will no longer be necessary. We’re transitioning to a plant based defense. | 1.3286 | 0.04115 | 210 | 155 | 41 | 14 |
438 | It does make you appear more menacing. | 1.3285 | 0.04099 | 207 | 152 | 42 | 13 |
439 | You may want to retain at least a few of us in case your new protection plan doesn't work as contemplated. | 1.3285 | 0.03864 | 207 | 148 | 50 | 9 |
440 | Is this what you meant when you said you didn't want to be the only prick in the room. | 1.3285 | 0.04156 | 207 | 153 | 40 | 14 |
441 | Our polls are showing the people don't find you approachable. | 1.3284 | 0.04000 | 201 | 145 | 46 | 10 |
442 | Are you unhappy with the level of protection I provide? | 1.3268 | 0.03884 | 205 | 147 | 49 | 9 |
443 | Sir, the generals agree. All cacti are succulents, but not all succulents are cacti. | 1.3267 | 0.03984 | 202 | 146 | 46 | 10 |
444 | I have found the Holy Grail, your majesty: it is a mix of sand and light organic material, providing excellent drainage, moisture retention, and nutrients. | 1.3267 | 0.04282 | 202 | 151 | 36 | 15 |
445 | Sire, I am the new royal gardener you requested." | 1.3252 | 0.04048 | 206 | 151 | 43 | 12 |
446 | You want to invade Arizona? | 1.3252 | 0.04220 | 206 | 154 | 37 | 15 |
447 | This would explain taco Tuesdays in the Great Hall, which we all love! | 1.3251 | 0.04206 | 203 | 151 | 38 | 14 |
448 | You're really embracing the criticism, I see. | 1.3251 | 0.04206 | 203 | 151 | 38 | 14 |
449 | Everything is low maintenance, except the Queen." | 1.3250 | 0.04308 | 200 | 150 | 35 | 15 |
450 | Your Majesty, I believe it's Game of Thrones, not thorns. | 1.3250 | 0.04190 | 200 | 148 | 39 | 13 |
451 | 'Tis a prickly issue sire. | 1.3250 | 0.03813 | 200 | 142 | 51 | 7 |
452 | Your highness, I don't believe Arizona will allow a king. | 1.3250 | 0.04190 | 200 | 148 | 39 | 13 |
453 | Looks like you're in a very prickly situation my lord | 1.3250 | 0.03943 | 200 | 144 | 47 | 9 |
454 | Sire, the knights of the succulents have returned victorious from the kingdom of Sedona." | 1.3250 | 0.04130 | 200 | 147 | 41 | 12 |
455 | Oh. I’m sorry. I thought you asked for “Succulents,” not “Supplicants.” | 1.3250 | 0.04190 | 200 | 148 | 39 | 13 |
456 | As you requested, the interior decorator has been flayed. | 1.3250 | 0.04190 | 200 | 148 | 39 | 13 |
457 | We thought--instead of more conquering, we could just brighten up around here. | 1.3250 | 0.03975 | 200 | 147 | 42 | 11 |
458 | No Sire, I’m here to water your plants. | 1.3250 | 0.03943 | 200 | 144 | 47 | 9 |
459 | The Queen feels she just can't be close with you. | 1.3250 | 0.03540 | 200 | 143 | 51 | 6 |
460 | Shall I fetch you a shrubbery? | 1.3250 | 0.04190 | 200 | 148 | 39 | 13 |
461 | Shall I summon Sir Gawain and the Green Thumb? | 1.3235 | 0.04246 | 204 | 153 | 36 | 15 |
462 | It's called defensive topiary sire, it's all the rage in France. | 1.3235 | 0.03827 | 204 | 146 | 50 | 8 |
463 | All I'm saying is, why not try and be a warm and fuzzy king for a change? | 1.3235 | 0.04130 | 204 | 151 | 40 | 13 |
464 | I find that my armor really helps prevent work-related injuries. | 1.3235 | 0.04012 | 204 | 149 | 44 | 11 |
465 | The jade plant is seeking an audience. | 1.3235 | 0.04012 | 204 | 149 | 44 | 11 |
466 | The worst is when a thorn gets UNDER the armor. | 1.3235 | 0.04188 | 204 | 152 | 38 | 14 |
467 | We're getting complaints about the lack of bio-diversity in your court.” | 1.3235 | 0.03763 | 204 | 145 | 52 | 7 |
468 | Your Highness, after you said, "no plants will survive climate change," Mr. Trump sent these to you. | 1.3235 | 0.03951 | 204 | 148 | 46 | 10 |
469 | Frankly Sire, the other knights and I think you might be over watering. | 1.3235 | 0.04071 | 204 | 150 | 42 | 12 |
470 | Remember, Dad, I told you retiring to Scottsdale might not be such a good idea. | 1.3235 | 0.04071 | 204 | 150 | 42 | 12 |
471 | You might as well call it the thorn room. | 1.3235 | 0.04246 | 204 | 153 | 36 | 15 |
472 | Yes your Highness, as ordered, we located, captured, tortured and killed your interior designer. | 1.3235 | 0.04188 | 204 | 152 | 38 | 14 |
473 | This is my throne for making thorny decisions. | 1.3235 | 0.04130 | 204 | 151 | 40 | 13 |
474 | The serfs loathe you, but your numbers are strong with tarantulas and scorpions. | 1.3235 | 0.03889 | 204 | 147 | 48 | 9 |
475 | Your Highness, more reign is forecast. | 1.3235 | 0.04467 | 204 | 157 | 28 | 19 |
476 | Yes, sire, you have a lot of good points. | 1.3232 | 0.04276 | 198 | 148 | 36 | 14 |
477 | It's a 'plant-based' security. | 1.3232 | 0.04394 | 198 | 150 | 32 | 16 |
478 | Sire, methinks Merlin pranks again. | 1.3232 | 0.04092 | 198 | 145 | 42 | 11 |
479 | That, your highness, is why I wear armor. | 1.3232 | 0.03732 | 198 | 142 | 49 | 7 |
480 | Take heed your Majesty, it was rumored you are surrounded by pricks | 1.3232 | 0.03556 | 198 | 147 | 42 | 9 |
481 | Less a rose between the thorns, sire, and more of a stable genius in troubling times. | 1.3232 | 0.04276 | 198 | 148 | 36 | 14 |
482 | How is your new security system working out? | 1.3232 | 0.04154 | 198 | 146 | 40 | 12 |
483 | Feeling a little prickly today, Your Majesty? | 1.3232 | 0.04092 | 198 | 145 | 42 | 11 |
484 | Yes, sire. You are no longer the biggest prick in the castle. | 1.3218 | 0.04329 | 202 | 153 | 33 | 16 |
485 | I take it Sire, that my quest is south and west of here. | 1.3218 | 0.04155 | 202 | 150 | 39 | 13 |
486 | They are sustainable, and they will not fall asleep like your previous guards. | 1.3218 | 0.03683 | 202 | 145 | 50 | 7 |
487 | We have found a new way to save money on protection. | 1.3218 | 0.03973 | 202 | 147 | 45 | 10 |
488 | Yes, your majesty, they do make you look less prickly. | 1.3218 | 0.03973 | 202 | 147 | 45 | 10 |
489 | But it's been called the War of the Roses for thirty years. | 1.3218 | 0.04034 | 202 | 148 | 43 | 11 |
490 | Well, in the first place, you don't have to water the Iron Maiden. | 1.3218 | 0.04095 | 202 | 149 | 41 | 12 |
491 | Maybe next time wait until she redecorates to cut her head off. | 1.3218 | 0.04034 | 202 | 148 | 43 | 11 |
492 | I wouldn't say it screams "approachable", but then again that's not your brand. | 1.3218 | 0.03847 | 202 | 145 | 49 | 8 |
493 | We should probably start asking for something other than shrubbery. | 1.3218 | 0.04095 | 202 | 149 | 41 | 12 |
494 | You said "supplicant"? I thought you said succulent. | 1.3218 | 0.04155 | 202 | 150 | 39 | 13 |
495 | We need to revisit your security strategy,your Highness. | 1.3218 | 0.03973 | 202 | 147 | 45 | 10 |
496 | I know you decreed "ferns," Your Excellency, but the cactus were "buy one, get one free." | 1.3218 | 0.04329 | 202 | 153 | 33 | 16 |
497 | Good points, your highness. | 1.3218 | 0.03910 | 202 | 146 | 47 | 9 |
498 | I pledge to never desert you. | 1.3218 | 0.04034 | 202 | 148 | 43 | 11 |
499 | Your Highness, the invasive species have declared war. | 1.3218 | 0.03910 | 202 | 146 | 47 | 9 |
500 | I like 'Lionhearted', but 'Richard the Green Thumbed' is nice, too. | 1.3214 | 0.03921 | 196 | 141 | 47 | 8 |
501 | Because I don't want to hug it, your Majesty. | 1.3214 | 0.04116 | 196 | 144 | 41 | 11 |
502 | Shall I get thee to a nursery, my lord? | 1.3214 | 0.04179 | 196 | 145 | 39 | 12 |
503 | Hail, Your Succulency! | 1.3214 | 0.03680 | 196 | 140 | 50 | 6 |
504 | I was thinking more protection as in higher castle walls and cannons. | 1.3214 | 0.03987 | 196 | 142 | 45 | 9 |
505 | The florist is a prick, sire. | 1.3214 | 0.03853 | 196 | 140 | 49 | 7 |
506 | King Zach, your show, “Between Two Cacti,” has been made into a movie! | 1.3214 | 0.04179 | 196 | 145 | 39 | 12 |
507 | Dad, I want to join the Order of the Rose. | 1.3214 | 0.04241 | 196 | 146 | 37 | 13 |
508 | Might His Majesty reconsider beheading the interior decorator? | 1.3214 | 0.04052 | 196 | 143 | 43 | 10 |
509 | Merlin said it’s global warming. | 1.3214 | 0.04052 | 196 | 143 | 43 | 10 |
510 | You may deny it, but there IS evidence of global warming. | 1.3214 | 0.04052 | 196 | 143 | 43 | 10 |
511 | Another fifty knights have fallen, your highness, but I did manage to come away with two ferns and a small yucca. | 1.3214 | 0.04052 | 196 | 143 | 43 | 10 |
512 | We finally found a jester with a dry wit. | 1.3214 | 0.04052 | 196 | 143 | 43 | 10 |
513 | No, Your Majesty, I can't guess what you're sitting on...May I be excused now? | 1.3214 | 0.03497 | 196 | 145 | 43 | 8 |
514 | Now may I seek the grail? | 1.3214 | 0.04116 | 196 | 144 | 41 | 11 |
515 | Plantagenet, I presume. | 1.3214 | 0.04179 | 196 | 145 | 39 | 12 |
516 | Yes Highness, I did know you’re originally from Albuquerque. | 1.3214 | 0.04116 | 196 | 144 | 41 | 11 |
517 | Yes the cacti are sharp, Your Grace, but they lack the gravitas of the Iron Throne. | 1.3214 | 0.03987 | 196 | 142 | 45 | 9 |
518 | Chef said 'dessert' has TWO S's | 1.3214 | 0.04052 | 196 | 143 | 43 | 10 |
519 | The weeds are rising up. | 1.3214 | 0.04363 | 196 | 148 | 33 | 15 |
520 | Sire, Summer is coming." | 1.3214 | 0.04052 | 196 | 143 | 43 | 10 |
521 | I get the cacti and Venus flytrap, m’lord.. but what’s up with the fern? | 1.3214 | 0.04179 | 196 | 145 | 39 | 12 |
522 | Let's see if I have this right--war with the roses, peace with the succulents. | 1.3214 | 0.04363 | 196 | 148 | 33 | 15 |
523 | I bear news from the North - hanging baskets are back in. | 1.3214 | 0.04179 | 196 | 145 | 39 | 12 |
524 | As you wish Your Succulence. | 1.3204 | 0.04342 | 181 | 134 | 36 | 11 |
525 | But Your Highness, you said you wanted a succulent dessert. | 1.3191 | 0.04160 | 188 | 138 | 40 | 10 |
526 | OK, sire, I've changed into my cactus-pruning clothes and I'm ready to give it a shot. | 1.3179 | 0.03992 | 195 | 142 | 44 | 9 |
527 | No news from the east, your dryness. | 1.3177 | 0.04230 | 192 | 143 | 37 | 12 |
528 | Very clever of you to surround yourself with such pricks, your highness. | 1.3177 | 0.04419 | 192 | 146 | 31 | 15 |
529 | Off women again? | 1.3177 | 0.03964 | 192 | 139 | 45 | 8 |
530 | Good day, Your Succulence, I mean, Your Excellence. | 1.3177 | 0.04230 | 192 | 143 | 37 | 12 |
531 | It’s a sequel we are calling Game of Thorns | 1.3177 | 0.03409 | 192 | 144 | 40 | 8 |
532 | But what if I don’t WANT to be dubbed ‘Sir Phil O’Dendron’? | 1.3177 | 0.03929 | 192 | 141 | 42 | 9 |
533 | Feeling prickly today, your Highness? | 1.3177 | 0.04099 | 192 | 141 | 41 | 10 |
534 | I'm afraid we've run out of balloons, your majesty. | 1.3177 | 0.03894 | 192 | 138 | 47 | 7 |
535 | Yes, your majesty, the court jester is recovering nicely. | 1.3177 | 0.03964 | 192 | 139 | 45 | 8 |
536 | If they prick us, will we not bleed? | 1.3177 | 0.04165 | 192 | 142 | 39 | 11 |
537 | The knights who say "Ow!" have returned with more shrubbery. | 1.3177 | 0.04230 | 192 | 143 | 37 | 12 |
538 | Prickly lies the head that wears a crown. | 1.3177 | 0.04032 | 192 | 140 | 43 | 9 |
539 | I slew your landscape architect. Now what would you have me do. | 1.3177 | 0.04032 | 192 | 140 | 43 | 9 |
540 | Permission to approach the thorn...er...throne? | 1.3177 | 0.04165 | 192 | 142 | 39 | 11 |
541 | They thought you said "Bring me a desert", not "Bring me a dessert". | 1.3177 | 0.04230 | 192 | 143 | 37 | 12 |
542 | Saguaros, take him away!” | 1.3172 | 0.04116 | 186 | 136 | 41 | 9 |
543 | Donald is on the phone again. Wants to buy Potlandia." | 1.3161 | 0.04275 | 193 | 145 | 35 | 13 |
544 | Indeed, Sire, cacti beatings are all the rage. The rack is so passé. | 1.3158 | 0.04256 | 190 | 142 | 36 | 12 |
545 | Don't get me wrong, this outfit works great in your majesty's garden. I just think it might also come in handy on the battlefield. | 1.3155 | 0.04097 | 187 | 137 | 41 | 9 |
546 | Yes, I saw the style section. Southwestern is all the rage. | 1.3155 | 0.03881 | 187 | 134 | 47 | 6 |
547 | Prince Aloe Vera would like a word Sire. | 1.3155 | 0.04097 | 187 | 137 | 41 | 9 |
548 | Finally, a gardener who knows how to dress! | 1.3155 | 0.04097 | 187 | 137 | 41 | 9 |
549 | The people suspect you don’t care about the drought. | 1.3155 | 0.04235 | 187 | 139 | 37 | 11 |
550 | But, Your Majesty, all our palace windows are north facing. | 1.3155 | 0.03954 | 187 | 135 | 45 | 7 |
551 | The cook asked what you meant by Tex-Mex. | 1.3155 | 0.03954 | 187 | 135 | 45 | 7 |
552 | Well, I slaughtered the Ottomans in Wallachia, charged the Golden Horde in Lithuania, laid siege to Rouen--oh, and I do a little light gardening. | 1.3155 | 0.04302 | 187 | 140 | 35 | 12 |
553 | I do see the points, your majesty. | 1.3155 | 0.04235 | 187 | 139 | 37 | 11 |
554 | It's more "vaguely disturbing" than 'Iron Throne sinister". | 1.3155 | 0.04097 | 187 | 137 | 41 | 9 |
555 | They're filling-in until my bodyguards get back from vacation. | 1.3141 | 0.03968 | 191 | 139 | 44 | 8 |
556 | I believe it's Game of Thrones sir, not Game of Thorns. | 1.3141 | 0.04172 | 191 | 142 | 38 | 11 |
557 | They make you more relatable. | 1.3138 | 0.04148 | 188 | 139 | 39 | 10 |
558 | Tell the Saudi king we loved his gifts. | 1.3135 | 0.04261 | 185 | 138 | 36 | 11 |
559 | Yes, I'm a tree-hugger. How did you guess? | 1.3135 | 0.04192 | 185 | 137 | 38 | 10 |
560 | Black suede in July? | 1.3135 | 0.04330 | 185 | 139 | 34 | 12 |
561 | We all put up walls. | 1.3135 | 0.03902 | 185 | 133 | 46 | 6 |
562 | Frankly, sire, Cactilot lacks a certain 'je nais se quoi'. | 1.3135 | 0.04261 | 185 | 138 | 36 | 11 |
563 | Yes, your Majesty, my armor is a defense mechanism, too, but... | 1.3135 | 0.04121 | 185 | 136 | 40 | 9 |
564 | Sire, a mega succulent on wheels has been left at the drawbridge . | 1.3135 | 0.04192 | 185 | 137 | 38 | 10 |
565 | I've brought you a shrubbery. | 1.3122 | 0.04197 | 189 | 141 | 37 | 11 |
566 | As you commanded, both your gardener and your interior decorator have been drawn and quartered. | 1.3122 | 0.04393 | 189 | 144 | 31 | 14 |
567 | Sir, the Queen asks that you stop using her Pinterest account | 1.3122 | 0.03991 | 189 | 138 | 43 | 8 |
568 | No, it was an actual crown with actual thorns on it. | 1.3122 | 0.04197 | 189 | 141 | 37 | 11 |
569 | I would hate to be another thorn in your side. | 1.3122 | 0.04197 | 189 | 141 | 37 | 11 |
570 | Tell the people that we all need to use less water. | 1.3115 | 0.03726 | 183 | 132 | 46 | 5 |
571 | No thank you. I'd rather fall on my own sword. | 1.3115 | 0.04146 | 183 | 135 | 39 | 9 |
572 | The new jester has been informed not to use the term 'succulent' when discussing the queen, My Lord. | 1.3115 | 0.04358 | 183 | 138 | 33 | 12 |
573 | As your loyal gardener, Sire, it is my opinion they do not yet require repotting. | 1.3115 | 0.03998 | 183 | 133 | 43 | 7 |
574 | 'Plantagenets all around'? I thought you said 'Plants all around'. | 1.3115 | 0.04426 | 183 | 139 | 31 | 13 |
575 | In all fairness you did ask me to go find the little pricks. | 1.3115 | 0.04146 | 183 | 135 | 39 | 9 |
576 | I hate to bring up a thorny issue... | 1.3115 | 0.04073 | 183 | 134 | 41 | 8 |
577 | I see you’re ready to trade barbs with the jester, your majesty! | 1.3115 | 0.03766 | 183 | 130 | 49 | 4 |
578 | Your majesty, you are surrounded by a prickly pair! | 1.3115 | 0.03998 | 183 | 133 | 43 | 7 |
579 | We lost the battle but your water bill decreased this month. | 1.3115 | 0.04146 | 183 | 135 | 39 | 9 |
580 | NOW FIND ME A CANNABIS PLANT | 1.3115 | 0.04146 | 183 | 135 | 39 | 9 |
581 | I didn't realize this was a dry kingdom. | 1.3115 | 0.04218 | 183 | 136 | 37 | 10 |
582 | That was thrones, Sir | 1.3115 | 0.04288 | 183 | 137 | 35 | 11 |
583 | Sire, we offer an additional layer of protection. | 1.3115 | 0.04218 | 183 | 136 | 37 | 10 |
584 | A wise king does not surround himself with succulents. | 1.3115 | 0.04146 | 183 | 135 | 39 | 9 |
585 | Sire, I have searched far and wide but have failed you in my search for shubbery | 1.3115 | 0.03766 | 183 | 135 | 41 | 7 |
586 | You summoned me about a thorny issue Sire? | 1.3115 | 0.04073 | 183 | 134 | 41 | 8 |
587 | It was all Home Goods had left. | 1.3115 | 0.03998 | 183 | 133 | 43 | 7 |
588 | Yes, your Majesty, you do seem more spiritually connected since Sedona. | 1.3115 | 0.04146 | 183 | 135 | 39 | 9 |
589 | Arizona has fallen, oh great King of New Mexico. | 1.3115 | 0.04426 | 183 | 139 | 31 | 13 |
590 | There is no need to get prickly, your Highness." | 1.3115 | 0.03686 | 183 | 129 | 51 | 3 |
591 | Glad to see we are prepared for global warming Sire. | 1.3115 | 0.04218 | 183 | 136 | 37 | 10 |
592 | Aye, Sire. Being King is a thorny job. | 1.3115 | 0.04218 | 183 | 136 | 37 | 10 |
593 | I understand you need someone to deal with a prickly situation. | 1.3115 | 0.04288 | 183 | 137 | 35 | 11 |
594 | You called for a gardener? | 1.3115 | 0.04073 | 183 | 134 | 41 | 8 |
595 | ‘’ We are beat,your camels are in heat,and you are effete.’’ | 1.3115 | 0.04288 | 183 | 137 | 35 | 11 |
596 | Littłe chance of rain, Your Succulency. | 1.3115 | 0.04073 | 183 | 134 | 41 | 8 |
597 | Thorns, thrones, whatever. I'm here to play. | 1.3115 | 0.04073 | 183 | 134 | 41 | 8 |
598 | A scene from Sir Walter Scottsdale. | 1.3115 | 0.04073 | 183 | 134 | 41 | 8 |
599 | It's just a stop-gap sire. I can't always have your back, front and sides at the same time. | 1.3115 | 0.03845 | 183 | 131 | 47 | 5 |
600 | Have no fear, sire. I shall guard against over-watering. | 1.3115 | 0.04146 | 183 | 135 | 39 | 9 |
601 | IKEA had a sale, my liege. | 1.3115 | 0.04288 | 183 | 137 | 35 | 11 |
602 | Your Grace, he seeks to dethorn -I mean- deTHRONE you!” | 1.3115 | 0.04073 | 183 | 134 | 41 | 8 |
603 | I see you replaced your advisors with even more pricks | 1.3115 | 0.04288 | 183 | 137 | 35 | 11 |
604 | Sire. You have a very dry sense of humor. | 1.3115 | 0.03998 | 183 | 133 | 43 | 7 |
605 | Her Majesty wanted a southwestern look. | 1.3115 | 0.04288 | 183 | 137 | 35 | 11 |
606 | Sire, the wisteria has overtaken the walls. | 1.3115 | 0.04073 | 183 | 134 | 41 | 8 |
607 | No, Sire, I wouldn't say you're in a prickly situation - not after what you did to those last five advisers. | 1.3115 | 0.04358 | 183 | 138 | 33 | 12 |
608 | I understand that you are going with a more organic, plant based type of security. | 1.3115 | 0.04146 | 183 | 135 | 39 | 9 |
609 | Yes, I suppose it’s saying ‘eco-friendly,’ but it’s also screaming ‘garden gnome.’ | 1.3098 | 0.04127 | 184 | 136 | 39 | 9 |
610 | I see you rose among thorns. | 1.3081 | 0.04317 | 185 | 140 | 33 | 12 |
611 | Yes, your Highness. I get your points. | 1.3077 | 0.04077 | 182 | 134 | 40 | 8 |
612 | Yes, I think you should keep it. It brings out your warm side. | 1.3073 | 0.03965 | 179 | 130 | 43 | 6 |
613 | Sire, she said Coitus interruptus, not cactus interruptus. | 1.3073 | 0.04270 | 179 | 134 | 35 | 10 |
614 | Oh dear, Your Majesty..... I see you collect succulents! I am here because I heard you wanted more sycophants. | 1.3073 | 0.04415 | 179 | 136 | 31 | 12 |
615 | Yes, it was the same guy that sold me the tulips. | 1.3073 | 0.04270 | 179 | 134 | 35 | 10 |
616 | Sire, it's circulating around the kingdom among your subjects that you want to be addressed as "Cactus Jack" ." | 1.3073 | 0.04121 | 179 | 132 | 39 | 8 |
617 | Ay, sire, they come from your well-wishers in far off Las Vegas, land of legend. | 1.3051 | 0.04371 | 177 | 134 | 32 | 11 |
618 | I would rather fall on my sword my Liege | 1.3046 | 0.03945 | 174 | 126 | 43 | 5 |
619 | Turns out it's really easy to pull a sword out of adobe. | 1.3046 | 0.04269 | 174 | 130 | 35 | 9 |
620 | I don't know what they mean by 'unapproachable,' Your Majesty. | 1.3046 | 0.03729 | 174 | 126 | 44 | 4 |
621 | You want a dragon slain? Fine. A fair maiden rescued? No problem. But I draw the line at watering your houseplants. | 1.3046 | 0.03945 | 174 | 126 | 43 | 5 |
622 | Sir, your new security team may be eco-friendly but they're still ineffective! | 1.3046 | 0.04190 | 174 | 129 | 37 | 8 |
623 | If I may, Sire, I believe you wanted supplicants, not succulents... | 1.3046 | 0.04190 | 174 | 129 | 37 | 8 |
624 | Sire, I'm not sure "Game of Thorns" has a future. | 1.3046 | 0.04346 | 174 | 131 | 33 | 10 |
625 | Gifts from Mordred, who else? | 1.3046 | 0.03945 | 174 | 126 | 43 | 5 |
626 | Your daughter thinks they provide more of an Instagrammable aesthetic. | 1.3046 | 0.04346 | 174 | 131 | 33 | 10 |
627 | There's no shame in dyslexia, Sire. | 1.3046 | 0.04346 | 174 | 131 | 33 | 10 |
628 | I want to become a cowboy. | 1.3046 | 0.04422 | 174 | 132 | 31 | 11 |
629 | We couldn't find the grail so we got you some plants. | 1.3046 | 0.04346 | 174 | 131 | 33 | 10 |
630 | Maybe Game of Thorns is a little too derivative. | 1.3046 | 0.04190 | 174 | 129 | 37 | 8 |
631 | Your majesty meant Game of Thrones not Throne of Thorns? | 1.3046 | 0.04642 | 174 | 135 | 25 | 14 |
632 | Your majesty, I see you've discovered Pinterest? | 1.3046 | 0.04269 | 174 | 130 | 35 | 9 |
633 | Surprised supplicant subjects support a successful succulent survey, sir. | 1.3046 | 0.04269 | 174 | 130 | 35 | 9 |
634 | The Duke's idea of a jest, my Liege. "Spineless no more," we all heard him say. | 1.3046 | 0.04496 | 174 | 133 | 29 | 12 |
635 | Sire, a stinging rebuke indeed. | 1.3046 | 0.03860 | 174 | 125 | 45 | 4 |
636 | Forgive me, Your Majesty—we weren't able to secure the stinging nettle. | 1.3046 | 0.04422 | 174 | 132 | 31 | 11 |
637 | I thought you said 'Game of Thorns' | 1.3046 | 0.03860 | 174 | 125 | 45 | 4 |
638 | My king, apparently the entire castle is deserted. | 1.3046 | 0.04110 | 174 | 128 | 39 | 7 |
639 | The people say you're hard to get close to. | 1.3046 | 0.04110 | 174 | 128 | 39 | 7 |
640 | The new security firm says this is "cost efficient and innovative." | 1.3046 | 0.04110 | 174 | 128 | 39 | 7 |
641 | Sire, about your environmental defense plan. | 1.3046 | 0.04269 | 174 | 130 | 35 | 9 |
642 | Now the small viney plant seems out of place. | 1.3046 | 0.04570 | 174 | 134 | 27 | 13 |
643 | Sire, let the game of thorns begin | 1.3046 | 0.04384 | 174 | 134 | 28 | 12 |
644 | The whole grouping says "don't mess with me" -- yet in an aesthetically-pleasing and environmentally-friendly way | 1.3046 | 0.04190 | 174 | 129 | 37 | 8 |
645 | Your Highness, there is something wrong with your defense strategy, but I can’t put my finger on it. | 1.3046 | 0.04029 | 174 | 127 | 41 | 6 |
646 | My king, the game of thorns is about to begin | 1.3046 | 0.04422 | 174 | 132 | 31 | 11 |
647 | Arizona called. They want their succulents back. | 1.3034 | 0.04202 | 178 | 133 | 36 | 9 |
648 | Permission to reproach? | 1.3034 | 0.04202 | 178 | 133 | 36 | 9 |
649 | War of the Roses finished, Your Highness. Where next? | 1.3034 | 0.04350 | 178 | 135 | 32 | 11 |
650 | Actually, I don't think it's called "Game of Thorns." | 1.3029 | 0.04474 | 175 | 134 | 29 | 12 |
651 | I see the prophecy that you will 'desert the throne' has come to pass... | 1.3023 | 0.04296 | 172 | 129 | 34 | 9 |
652 | My Lord, It is not Game of Thorns! | 1.3023 | 0.04527 | 172 | 132 | 28 | 12 |
653 | Sire, I have reason to believe that some of your closest advisors have been planted by your enemies. | 1.3023 | 0.03967 | 172 | 125 | 42 | 5 |
654 | Maybe some ferns for balance? | 1.3023 | 0.04374 | 172 | 130 | 32 | 10 |
655 | Sorry sire, but ‘Between Two Ferns’ was taken | 1.3023 | 0.04296 | 172 | 129 | 34 | 9 |
656 | Sire, we now have enough water for the moat. | 1.3023 | 0.04135 | 172 | 127 | 38 | 7 |
657 | I bring news of rain, Your Succulency. | 1.3023 | 0.04296 | 172 | 129 | 34 | 9 |
658 | Yes, Your Royal Dryness." | 1.3023 | 0.03261 | 172 | 125 | 45 | 2 |
659 | Sir, the people want to know why you've surrounded yourself with pricks. | 1.3023 | 0.04747 | 172 | 135 | 22 | 15 |
660 | Supplicants? I thought you sought to oversee succulents. | 1.3023 | 0.04374 | 172 | 130 | 32 | 10 |
661 | No disrespect my Lord, but your court is full of pricks. | 1.3023 | 0.04135 | 172 | 127 | 38 | 7 |
662 | Not many souvenirs to pick from while on the Crusade. | 1.3023 | 0.04216 | 172 | 128 | 36 | 8 |
663 | It suits your dry wit more than ferns. | 1.3023 | 0.04135 | 172 | 127 | 38 | 7 |
664 | Um, certainly, Your Grace, plants that grow swords would be an advantage. | 1.3023 | 0.04135 | 172 | 127 | 38 | 7 |
665 | On my honor, I will never desert you. | 1.3023 | 0.04374 | 172 | 130 | 32 | 10 |
666 | Sire, you are surrounded by pricks. | 1.3023 | 0.04296 | 172 | 129 | 34 | 9 |
667 | What do you mean you automated my job? | 1.3023 | 0.04052 | 172 | 126 | 40 | 6 |
668 | No sire, dessert should have been spelt with two s's. | 1.3023 | 0.04052 | 172 | 126 | 40 | 6 |
669 | The night is dark and full of succulents. | 1.3023 | 0.04602 | 172 | 133 | 26 | 13 |
670 | It would be my honor to water Your Majesty’s plants while you’re away. | 1.3023 | 0.04052 | 172 | 126 | 40 | 6 |
671 | We believe the Royal Decorator has fled to the Southwest. | 1.3023 | 0.04296 | 172 | 129 | 34 | 9 |
672 | Shall I have the throne room decorator flogged, Sire. | 1.3023 | 0.04135 | 172 | 127 | 38 | 7 |
673 | Recent studies have shown plant based security systems both effective and significantly less expensive. | 1.3023 | 0.04052 | 172 | 126 | 40 | 6 |
674 | You know you're still in check, right? | 1.3023 | 0.04296 | 172 | 129 | 34 | 9 |
675 | I'm just suggesting that you reconsider your last line of defence. | 1.3023 | 0.04052 | 172 | 126 | 40 | 6 |
676 | Thorns, sir. We tried to warn you, tis a Game of Thorns. | 1.3023 | 0.03967 | 172 | 125 | 42 | 5 |
677 | I could offer some good points, but that seems redundant. | 1.3023 | 0.04296 | 172 | 129 | 34 | 9 |
678 | Sire, your subjects feel you are out of touch. | 1.3023 | 0.04135 | 172 | 127 | 38 | 7 |
679 | Sorry, I know you were hoping for those stone lions but there were none left | 1.3023 | 0.04374 | 172 | 130 | 32 | 10 |
680 | Very good sire. North being taken, King of the Southwest it is. | 1.3023 | 0.04052 | 172 | 126 | 40 | 6 |
681 | I said, 'they sacked us, sir.' Not 'cactus.' | 1.3023 | 0.04296 | 172 | 129 | 34 | 9 |
682 | Sire, I am Sir Prunalot, the royal gardener”... | 1.3023 | 0.04296 | 172 | 129 | 34 | 9 |
683 | I have reason to believe there’s a plant in our kingdom. | 1.3023 | 0.04602 | 172 | 133 | 26 | 13 |
684 | His majesty will be pleased that all shrubbery has been confiscated by the Knights Who Say Ni. | 1.3023 | 0.04296 | 172 | 129 | 34 | 9 |
685 | Our enemy is over-watering, sire. | 1.3023 | 0.04374 | 172 | 130 | 32 | 10 |
686 | I'm ready to make the change to plant-based weaponry. | 1.3023 | 0.04135 | 172 | 127 | 38 | 7 |
687 | No, I don't think "Your Succulency" is going to catch on. | 1.3023 | 0.04052 | 172 | 126 | 40 | 6 |
688 | May I dare say, you're a stand-out among pricks, | 1.3023 | 0.04374 | 172 | 130 | 32 | 10 |
689 | Respectfully your grace,not very much,it reinforces your reputation as a prick. | 1.3023 | 0.04451 | 172 | 131 | 30 | 11 |
690 | You seem a bit prickly today, Your Majesty | 1.3023 | 0.04602 | 172 | 133 | 26 | 13 |
691 | Can I fill the moat now? | 1.3023 | 0.04296 | 172 | 129 | 34 | 9 |
692 | Apologies, sire, the mariachi band was detained at the border. | 1.3023 | 0.04135 | 172 | 127 | 38 | 7 |
693 | Guess there's no place for a queen yet. | 1.3023 | 0.04216 | 172 | 128 | 36 | 8 |
694 | I sense your displeasure, Sire, but bounty was indeed scarce in the kingdom of Arizona | 1.3023 | 0.04135 | 172 | 127 | 38 | 7 |
695 | At your beck and call your succulence. | 1.3023 | 0.04296 | 172 | 129 | 34 | 9 |
696 | Verily, my lord, yours IS the first plant-based kingdom | 1.3023 | 0.04216 | 172 | 128 | 36 | 8 |
697 | Apparently, your highness, 'throne' autocorrected to 'thorn'. | 1.3023 | 0.04451 | 172 | 131 | 30 | 11 |
698 | I see the royal guards are plant based. | 1.3023 | 0.04602 | 172 | 133 | 26 | 13 |
699 | It's true, sire. The Ficus Kingdom amasses at our borders. | 1.3023 | 0.04374 | 172 | 130 | 32 | 10 |
700 | I look and I look. I still don't get it. | 1.3023 | 0.04374 | 172 | 130 | 32 | 10 |
701 | Let me guess, sire. Is it the game of thorns? | 1.3023 | 0.04296 | 172 | 129 | 34 | 9 |
702 | No, no, no, I told him you were pricked. I absolutely didn’t call you a prick. | 1.3023 | 0.04374 | 172 | 130 | 32 | 10 |
703 | Sire, I'm happy to report we've beaten back the bougainvillea and the crabgrass has been decimated! | 1.3023 | 0.04009 | 172 | 128 | 37 | 7 |
704 | May I say, you are looking succulent. | 1.3023 | 0.04374 | 172 | 130 | 32 | 10 |
705 | It’s Pueblo Revival OR Tudor. You can’t have both.” | 1.3011 | 0.04266 | 176 | 135 | 30 | 11 |
706 | You come from a long line of pricks, your majesty. | 1.3011 | 0.04524 | 176 | 136 | 27 | 13 |
707 | Ah now I get it! YOU are the prick amongst thorns! | 1.3011 | 0.03908 | 176 | 128 | 43 | 5 |
708 | Sire, you’ve become so prickly since the queen ran off with the jester. | 1.3011 | 0.04071 | 176 | 130 | 39 | 7 |
709 | Tell the king of spades I'm not afraid of him. | 1.3011 | 0.04378 | 176 | 134 | 31 | 11 |
710 | Forgive me...I did not want to be a thorn in your side.... | 1.3011 | 0.04071 | 176 | 130 | 39 | 7 |
711 | After nine days, I let the horse run free | 1.3011 | 0.04595 | 176 | 137 | 25 | 14 |
712 | Are you sure it's called the Game of Thorns? | 1.3011 | 0.04378 | 176 | 134 | 31 | 11 |
713 | What will it be, father, another saguaro or the Holy Grail? | 1.3011 | 0.03908 | 176 | 128 | 43 | 5 |
714 | Sir, with all due respect, I cannot possibly protect you from every prick. | 1.3011 | 0.04524 | 176 | 136 | 27 | 13 |
715 | So, I'm guessing you've decided to move the winter palace to Arizona. | 1.3011 | 0.04071 | 176 | 130 | 39 | 7 |
716 | Your majesty, we have a prickly situation. | 1.3011 | 0.04071 | 176 | 130 | 39 | 7 |
717 | As your advisor, I must tell you that that "Your Succulence" lacks the necessary gravitas. | 1.3011 | 0.04071 | 176 | 130 | 39 | 7 |
718 | I'm experimenting with plant-based protection. | 1.3011 | 0.03990 | 176 | 134 | 33 | 9 |
719 | Pray tell, Sire, what are tweezers? | 1.3011 | 0.04452 | 176 | 135 | 29 | 12 |
720 | Yeah sure, cactus hurts, but we should still keep the iron maiden. | 1.3011 | 0.04071 | 176 | 130 | 39 | 7 |
721 | We call them knights of the side table. | 1.3011 | 0.04227 | 176 | 132 | 35 | 9 |
722 | I appreciate your trying to enhance your security ou' natural, but steel beats magnolias every time! | 1.3006 | 0.04352 | 173 | 131 | 32 | 10 |
723 | Uh, repotting for duty, sire? | 1.3000 | 0.04323 | 170 | 128 | 33 | 9 |
724 | Didn’t I tell you this would be more chic and just as effective as the moat? | 1.2994 | 0.04187 | 157 | 115 | 37 | 5 |
725 | Your Majesty, with global warming now in full force, may I request something lighter for casual Fridays? | 1.2988 | 0.04340 | 164 | 123 | 33 | 8 |
726 | Seven infantry dead, but the weeds have been whacked, sire. | 1.2965 | 0.04035 | 172 | 127 | 39 | 6 |
727 | I mean, personally I think it's great we conquered the Mojave. I'm just saying a lot of the guys are asking to rethink uniforms. | 1.2963 | 0.04456 | 162 | 123 | 30 | 9 |
728 | Do you mean that while I was off fighting dragons, father, you were vacationing in Arizona? | 1.2955 | 0.04288 | 176 | 134 | 32 | 10 |
729 | You can't just flip a letter and expect a new series. | 1.2952 | 0.04032 | 166 | 122 | 39 | 5 |
730 | It's Plantagenet, sire, not plant agent. | 1.2952 | 0.04380 | 166 | 126 | 31 | 9 |
731 | You're looking pretty sharp these days. | 1.2952 | 0.04462 | 166 | 127 | 29 | 10 |
732 | A prick by any other name...Sire | 1.2952 | 0.04623 | 166 | 129 | 25 | 12 |
733 | You're replacing me, too? | 1.2952 | 0.04032 | 166 | 122 | 39 | 5 |
734 | Oh, you wanted to see the supplicants. | 1.2952 | 0.04210 | 166 | 124 | 35 | 7 |
735 | I I just bought something called Arizona. They sent me these things. | 1.2952 | 0.04623 | 166 | 129 | 25 | 12 |
736 | You want me to explain why you don't have any close friends? | 1.2952 | 0.02738 | 166 | 125 | 39 | 2 |
737 | Yes, I am the Green Knight, of the Green Thumb. How may I be of service? | 1.2945 | 0.04168 | 163 | 121 | 36 | 6 |
738 | Sire, I wasn’t calling YOU a prick... | 1.2945 | 0.04517 | 163 | 125 | 28 | 10 |
739 | Talk in the realm is that you've grown prickly, Sire... | 1.2945 | 0.03982 | 163 | 119 | 40 | 4 |
740 | No Sire, the many casualties did not happen on the battlefield, but rather when the men were delivering your house plants. | 1.2945 | 0.03885 | 163 | 118 | 42 | 3 |
741 | I can’t tell one Plantagenet from another. | 1.2945 | 0.04168 | 163 | 121 | 36 | 6 |
742 | No, sire, Game of Thorns is not on tonight. | 1.2945 | 0.04168 | 163 | 121 | 36 | 6 |
743 | No sir, I'm just your horticulturist. | 1.2945 | 0.04258 | 163 | 122 | 34 | 7 |
744 | I figured if you could pull a sword from a stone, you would be able to pull a few cactus needles from somewhere else. | 1.2945 | 0.04346 | 163 | 123 | 32 | 8 |
745 | Sire, we're mistaken; it wasn't "Game of Thorns" . | 1.2945 | 0.04258 | 163 | 122 | 34 | 7 |
746 | The succulents took three of our best men, Sire. | 1.2945 | 0.04517 | 163 | 125 | 28 | 10 |
747 | Feeling prickly again today, sire? | 1.2945 | 0.04346 | 163 | 123 | 32 | 8 |
748 | And you wonder why we wear armor. | 1.2945 | 0.04258 | 163 | 122 | 34 | 7 |
749 | It's like this, Your Majesty...You came, You saw, You went bonkers. | 1.2945 | 0.04346 | 163 | 123 | 32 | 8 |
750 | I got nothing. | 1.2945 | 0.04346 | 163 | 123 | 32 | 8 |
751 | May I bring up another thorny subject, Sire? | 1.2945 | 0.04346 | 163 | 123 | 32 | 8 |
752 | Gifts from Montezuma? | 1.2945 | 0.04076 | 163 | 120 | 38 | 5 |
753 | Your Highness....Some say cactuses, some say cacti | 1.2945 | 0.04258 | 163 | 122 | 34 | 7 |
754 | I just feel like all your advisors have been prickly lately. | 1.2945 | 0.04600 | 163 | 126 | 26 | 11 |
755 | I'm sorry, Your Highness... but ahhhh... according to the wizard, what he actually said was, "If the King wants to improve his speeches, he needs more PRACTICE. | 1.2945 | 0.04600 | 163 | 126 | 26 | 11 |
756 | The people are betwixt and between: is it cactuses or cacti? | 1.2945 | 0.04168 | 163 | 121 | 36 | 6 |
757 | This is how we house-train the dogs. | 1.2945 | 0.04346 | 163 | 123 | 32 | 8 |
758 | You replaced your guards for a Southwest feel? | 1.2945 | 0.04517 | 163 | 125 | 28 | 10 |
759 | Caesar has conquered your kingdom, but you may keep your roadside stand. | 1.2945 | 0.04346 | 163 | 123 | 32 | 8 |
760 | I assure you Your Majesty, the troops do need water in order to survive. | 1.2945 | 0.04258 | 163 | 122 | 34 | 7 |
761 | No sire, it's actually a helmet. | 1.2934 | 0.04101 | 167 | 124 | 37 | 6 |
762 | Your choice...water them, or go on the Crusades. | 1.2934 | 0.04188 | 167 | 125 | 35 | 7 |
763 | You won't believe this, but I brings news of yet another thorn in your side, your majesty. | 1.2934 | 0.04273 | 167 | 126 | 33 | 8 |
764 | I'm here to trim your shrubs | 1.2934 | 0.04273 | 167 | 126 | 33 | 8 |
765 | I got an ouchy the last time I moved them, Your Majesty. | 1.2934 | 0.04273 | 167 | 126 | 33 | 8 |
766 | No, your Grace, I'll just stand. | 1.2934 | 0.04315 | 167 | 129 | 28 | 10 |
767 | An invigorating hobby indeed your Grace. | 1.2934 | 0.04188 | 167 | 125 | 35 | 7 |
768 | Well, I see you’ve supplanted me. | 1.2934 | 0.04188 | 167 | 125 | 35 | 7 |
769 | Sir. The people find you a bit prickly. | 1.2934 | 0.03684 | 167 | 127 | 34 | 6 |
770 | Bacchus the Cactus Slayer at your service my Lord. | 1.2934 | 0.04101 | 167 | 124 | 37 | 6 |
771 | It’s actually pronounced ‘Cacti’ Your Majesty. | 1.2934 | 0.04357 | 167 | 127 | 31 | 9 |
772 | He who misspelled the purchase order lives no longer, sire. | 1.2934 | 0.04357 | 167 | 127 | 31 | 9 |
773 | I got the sword from the stone. Now would you like me to pull the cacti from the throne? | 1.2919 | 0.04284 | 161 | 121 | 33 | 7 |
774 | Yes, sire, they are indeed loyal, but they do not give good advice. | 1.2919 | 0.04462 | 161 | 123 | 29 | 9 |
775 | Our apologies, Your Majesty—we thought you wanted to be surrounded by 'succulents,' not 'supplicants.' | 1.2919 | 0.04374 | 161 | 122 | 31 | 8 |
776 | Yes Briar. I mean Sire. | 1.2919 | 0.04715 | 161 | 126 | 23 | 12 |
777 | So, this is the green deal we fought for | 1.2919 | 0.04003 | 161 | 118 | 39 | 4 |
778 | But, Your Majesty, are you SURE they are NOT foreign plants? | 1.2919 | 0.04284 | 161 | 121 | 33 | 7 |
779 | Yes, Sire, you are monarch of all you survey. But all you survey is a mirage.” | 1.2919 | 0.04193 | 161 | 120 | 35 | 6 |
780 | Sorry, I wished for a land of coitus. | 1.2919 | 0.04548 | 161 | 124 | 27 | 10 |
781 | Your daughter, Princess Poison Ivy, requests an audience with you. | 1.2919 | 0.04374 | 161 | 122 | 31 | 8 |
782 | I prefer Flagstaff, you can golf year round and still have all four seasons. | 1.2919 | 0.03905 | 161 | 117 | 41 | 3 |
783 | No Sire, its between two ferns. | 1.2919 | 0.03905 | 161 | 122 | 33 | 6 |
784 | Sire: Game. of. Thrones. | 1.2919 | 0.04099 | 161 | 119 | 37 | 5 |
785 | Sir, you’re looking quit sharp today | 1.2919 | 0.04374 | 161 | 122 | 31 | 8 |
786 | I was hoping for a less prickly reception, your Majesty. | 1.2919 | 0.04099 | 161 | 119 | 37 | 5 |
787 | King Midas has the golden touch, but you have the green thumb. | 1.2919 | 0.04003 | 161 | 118 | 39 | 4 |
788 | Yes, Your Majesty, the royal gardener has been spoken to. | 1.2909 | 0.03749 | 165 | 119 | 44 | 2 |
789 | Have you considered that you might be the barren one, m'lord? | 1.2901 | 0.04438 | 162 | 124 | 29 | 9 |
790 | Sire, would you like to learn how to golf, now that we have taken over Scottsdale? | 1.2901 | 0.04261 | 162 | 122 | 33 | 7 |
791 | Is the princess prickly too, or is she succulent? | 1.2901 | 0.04261 | 162 | 122 | 33 | 7 |
792 | As His Highness has decreed, now everyday shall be Taco Tuesday. | 1.2901 | 0.04078 | 162 | 120 | 37 | 5 |
793 | With all due respect, your majesty, our enemies do not fear succulents. | 1.2893 | 0.04218 | 159 | 119 | 34 | 6 |
794 | Sire. I fear the new water rationing policy has lowered morale in the ranks. | 1.2893 | 0.04122 | 159 | 118 | 36 | 5 |
795 | So my quest is to water your plants. | 1.2893 | 0.04025 | 159 | 117 | 38 | 4 |
796 | A queen might be better for your image. | 1.2893 | 0.04218 | 159 | 119 | 34 | 6 |
797 | I'm sorry your majesty but I have no idea what you mean by "Feng shui". | 1.2893 | 0.04492 | 159 | 122 | 28 | 9 |
798 | Your holiday to the Baja was satisfactory then? | 1.2893 | 0.04218 | 159 | 119 | 34 | 6 |
799 | That’s right your Majesty. In the desert, you can remember your name ‘cause there ain’t no one for to give you no pain. | 1.2893 | 0.04492 | 159 | 122 | 28 | 9 |
800 | I said dessert, not desert. | 1.2893 | 0.04218 | 159 | 119 | 34 | 6 |
801 | ...So king of the jungle was already taken? | 1.2893 | 0.04311 | 159 | 120 | 32 | 7 |
802 | Castle Amazon says all the ferns are still on backorder. Shall we attack? | 1.2893 | 0.03924 | 159 | 116 | 40 | 3 |
803 | Alas, sire, Chef Francois refuses to cook Tex Mex. | 1.2893 | 0.04122 | 159 | 118 | 36 | 5 |
804 | Diplomacy has failed. 'Tis time to show our spines. | 1.2893 | 0.04218 | 159 | 119 | 34 | 6 |
805 | I said, ‘There’s a real prick NEXT to the throne,’ I promise. | 1.2893 | 0.04311 | 159 | 120 | 32 | 7 |
806 | We were unable to locate the royal ficus, your grace. | 1.2893 | 0.04218 | 159 | 119 | 34 | 6 |
807 | It’s a prickly business, but satisfyingly profitable. | 1.2893 | 0.04025 | 159 | 117 | 38 | 4 |
808 | Well yes Sir, you can be a bit prickly at times. | 1.2893 | 0.04492 | 159 | 122 | 28 | 9 |
809 | My king, I have thorny question to ask you. | 1.2893 | 0.04218 | 159 | 119 | 34 | 6 |
810 | I just think it's off brand. | 1.2893 | 0.04403 | 159 | 121 | 30 | 8 |
811 | The Royal Physician says you should drink more water your Majesty. | 1.2893 | 0.04580 | 159 | 123 | 26 | 10 |
812 | Apologies you're majesty... but the people think you're a bit of a prick. | 1.2893 | 0.04311 | 159 | 120 | 32 | 7 |
813 | She road off with Sir Gawain, but left watering instructions. | 1.2893 | 0.04122 | 159 | 118 | 36 | 5 |
814 | Sire, we have reason to believe your advisors are enemy plants. | 1.2893 | 0.04025 | 159 | 117 | 38 | 4 |
815 | Apologies my liege, I could not find a shrubbery | 1.2893 | 0.04492 | 159 | 122 | 28 | 9 |
816 | No sir, it wasn't me who said you are surrounded by pricks. | 1.2893 | 0.04403 | 159 | 121 | 30 | 8 |
817 | Oh - you said to gather all your supplicants? | 1.2893 | 0.04492 | 159 | 122 | 28 | 9 |
818 | I apologize sire. Your rider misspelled dessert. We shall not fail you again. | 1.2893 | 0.04025 | 159 | 117 | 38 | 4 |
819 | The security system that I am proposing is much more effective, my lord - albeit more costly. | 1.2893 | 0.04311 | 159 | 120 | 32 | 7 |
820 | With my suit of armour, yes, I could sit on a cactus. Why do you ask? | 1.2893 | 0.04311 | 159 | 120 | 32 | 7 |
821 | You seem to be in a prickle. | 1.2893 | 0.04311 | 159 | 120 | 32 | 7 |
822 | May I talk to you about a thorny subject, Your Majesty? | 1.2893 | 0.04218 | 159 | 119 | 34 | 6 |
823 | Sire I'm your most loyal Knight and I don't require much water or sunlight. | 1.2893 | 0.04025 | 159 | 117 | 38 | 4 |
824 | Sire, you have alternatives to inflicting death by a thousand cuts. | 1.2893 | 0.03822 | 159 | 115 | 42 | 2 |
825 | The Queen has sent me to slay your fears of intimacy. | 1.2893 | 0.04218 | 159 | 119 | 34 | 6 |
826 | This feels like a hostel work environment. | 1.2893 | 0.04218 | 159 | 119 | 34 | 6 |
827 | I get it, sire. You're a Plantagenet. | 1.2893 | 0.04311 | 159 | 120 | 32 | 7 |
828 | So this is why you "needed" to conquer Arizona. | 1.2893 | 0.04122 | 159 | 118 | 36 | 5 |
829 | You are most wise in matters of state, Your Highness. As far as decorating...not so much. | 1.2893 | 0.04311 | 159 | 120 | 32 | 7 |
830 | The title "King of the Cacti" will strike fear in all your enemies. I would avoid 'Sultan of Succulents". | 1.2877 | 0.04450 | 146 | 110 | 30 | 6 |
831 | The round table believes you need a pet to seem more approachable. A porcupine, perhaps. | 1.2875 | 0.04100 | 160 | 119 | 36 | 5 |
832 | When I said little prick, I was referring to the cactus. I guess I'll have to step down as your Press Secretary. | 1.2875 | 0.04468 | 160 | 123 | 28 | 9 |
833 | So the bonsai was sold out? | 1.2866 | 0.04432 | 157 | 120 | 29 | 8 |
834 | Nicely done, Sire. But the oracle says we need not worry about climate change for another 500 years. | 1.2866 | 0.04339 | 157 | 119 | 31 | 7 |
835 | You sent for me? I'm the gardener. | 1.2866 | 0.04146 | 157 | 117 | 35 | 5 |
836 | In my defence: as a dyslectic it’s hard to tell apart thrones and thorns. | 1.2866 | 0.04339 | 157 | 119 | 31 | 7 |
837 | And this wizard is foretelling of water shortages and succulent preferences? | 1.2866 | 0.04432 | 157 | 120 | 29 | 8 |
838 | Very kind of you to offer a seat at your side but I'll stand, thanks." | 1.2866 | 0.04046 | 157 | 116 | 37 | 4 |
839 | I see you've found a plant-based alternative. | 1.2866 | 0.04432 | 157 | 120 | 29 | 8 |
840 | They’re the only ones I can’t kill. | 1.2866 | 0.04339 | 157 | 119 | 31 | 7 |
841 | A crown of... thorns, perhaps? | 1.2866 | 0.04339 | 157 | 119 | 31 | 7 |
842 | I said I wanted a dessert themed festival. | 1.2866 | 0.04339 | 157 | 119 | 31 | 7 |
843 | Oh my, they weren’t kidding....you do surround yourself with a lot of pricks! | 1.2866 | 0.04243 | 157 | 118 | 33 | 6 |
844 | It might protect me but I am going to need to borrow your outfit. | 1.2866 | 0.03944 | 157 | 115 | 39 | 3 |
845 | You really are lord of the pricks | 1.2866 | 0.04243 | 157 | 118 | 33 | 6 |
846 | Perhaps a change of plants would encourage more visitors, your highness. | 1.2857 | 0.04293 | 154 | 116 | 32 | 6 |
847 | We'll call this 'Game of Thorns.' | 1.2857 | 0.04487 | 154 | 118 | 28 | 8 |
848 | Apologies my liege, but Zach Galifianakis wanted his ferns back. | 1.2857 | 0.04391 | 154 | 117 | 30 | 7 |
849 | I question how thy majesty hath plants from a New World not yet discovered. | 1.2857 | 0.04193 | 154 | 115 | 34 | 5 |
850 | I'll get to the bottom of this 'Giant Prick' nickname business right away sire. | 1.2857 | 0.04672 | 154 | 120 | 24 | 10 |
851 | Your new guards will have no opinions, my lord. | 1.2857 | 0.04487 | 154 | 118 | 28 | 8 |
852 | Apologies, your Highness. Of course it's cactuses. | 1.2857 | 0.04091 | 154 | 114 | 36 | 4 |
853 | I know the moat dried up, but do you really think this will do the trick? | 1.2857 | 0.03986 | 154 | 113 | 38 | 3 |
854 | Yes, I see your point. | 1.2857 | 0.04342 | 154 | 119 | 27 | 8 |
855 | How now, your Succulency? | 1.2857 | 0.04391 | 154 | 117 | 30 | 7 |
856 | Im going green. | 1.2857 | 0.04193 | 154 | 115 | 34 | 5 |
857 | What's your point? | 1.2857 | 0.04391 | 154 | 117 | 30 | 7 |
858 | Yes, sire, once again: "Rule Botanica! Botanica rule the waves..." | 1.2857 | 0.04193 | 154 | 115 | 34 | 5 |
859 | You still trying to outdo that crown of thorns guy? | 1.2857 | 0.04293 | 154 | 116 | 32 | 6 |
860 | Damn autocorrect. The text said you seek a Guardian of the Succorless. | 1.2857 | 0.04193 | 154 | 115 | 34 | 5 |
861 | I beg your pardon,sire,but how do you expect them to perceive you when you insist on surrounding yourself with a bunch of pricks? | 1.2857 | 0.04487 | 154 | 118 | 28 | 8 |
862 | With all due respect, m'lord has been in prickly situations before. | 1.2857 | 0.04391 | 154 | 117 | 30 | 7 |
863 | The cactus throne just doesn't have the same ring to it sire. | 1.2857 | 0.04580 | 154 | 119 | 26 | 9 |
864 | Sire is coming offeth as somewhat inapproachable. | 1.2857 | 0.04193 | 154 | 115 | 34 | 5 |
865 | It isn't Birnam wood but it'll do. | 1.2857 | 0.04391 | 154 | 117 | 30 | 7 |
866 | You understand that you still need us to protect you? | 1.2857 | 0.04391 | 154 | 117 | 30 | 7 |
867 | The native plants are growing restless my lord. | 1.2857 | 0.04391 | 154 | 117 | 30 | 7 |
868 | Greta cut your defense budget? | 1.2857 | 0.04580 | 154 | 119 | 26 | 9 |
869 | I’m freaking hot. Aren’t you? | 1.2857 | 0.04580 | 154 | 119 | 26 | 9 |
870 | I'm not saying 'no', I just think a tweezers might also work. | 1.2857 | 0.04487 | 154 | 118 | 28 | 8 |
871 | Sir Gawain and the Green Plants That Live in Low to Moderate Light. | 1.2857 | 0.04193 | 154 | 115 | 34 | 5 |
872 | As you wish my succulency. | 1.2857 | 0.04391 | 154 | 117 | 30 | 7 |
873 | I said, “Bring me dessert not the desert!” | 1.2857 | 0.04293 | 154 | 116 | 32 | 6 |
874 | Your crown of thorns plant has arrived, Your Highness. | 1.2857 | 0.04091 | 154 | 114 | 36 | 4 |
875 | Might I suggest ferns for the interview ? | 1.2857 | 0.04091 | 154 | 114 | 36 | 4 |
876 | Well Dad. Some of you subjects say you have become a bit too prickly | 1.2857 | 0.04293 | 154 | 116 | 32 | 6 |
877 | Well, sir, if you ever need a tweezer...” | 1.2857 | 0.04193 | 154 | 115 | 34 | 5 |
878 | Your Majesty's excessive thirst may be easily explained. | 1.2857 | 0.04487 | 154 | 118 | 28 | 8 |
879 | No, no -- you're confusing weather with climate. | 1.2857 | 0.04391 | 154 | 117 | 30 | 7 |
880 | You've surrounded yourself with pricks, hangers-on, and vicious things that prey on the weak. So no change at all. | 1.2857 | 0.04580 | 154 | 119 | 26 | 9 |
881 | Who tonight's guest on Between Two Thorns? | 1.2857 | 0.04487 | 154 | 118 | 28 | 8 |
882 | I'm her to help you, your majesty. You are surrounded by pricks. | 1.2857 | 0.04487 | 154 | 118 | 28 | 8 |
883 | Game of thrones, not thorns.... | 1.2857 | 0.03710 | 154 | 118 | 31 | 5 |
884 | I see you brought back Burning Man memontos. | 1.2857 | 0.04091 | 154 | 114 | 36 | 4 |
885 | Your crowning was kind of short notice | 1.2857 | 0.04293 | 154 | 116 | 32 | 6 |
886 | No, I wouldn't describe you as prickly. | 1.2857 | 0.04091 | 154 | 114 | 36 | 4 |
887 | The retiree hordes are attacking from the north Sire. | 1.2857 | 0.04391 | 154 | 117 | 30 | 7 |
888 | The palace guards are on strike. | 1.2857 | 0.04391 | 154 | 117 | 30 | 7 |
889 | Henceforth, our defense department is going green. | 1.2857 | 0.04487 | 154 | 118 | 28 | 8 |
890 | I agree they're better for the environment, but disbanding the army is still a risky move for the economy. | 1.2857 | 0.04487 | 154 | 118 | 28 | 8 |
891 | Your majesty, I will never desert you. | 1.2857 | 0.04293 | 154 | 116 | 32 | 6 |
892 | There wasn't much left in the coffers for personal bodyguards. | 1.2857 | 0.04091 | 154 | 114 | 36 | 4 |
893 | I’m working on being more approachable | 1.2857 | 0.04193 | 154 | 115 | 34 | 5 |
894 | Are these not the 'exotic plants' you wanted? | 1.2857 | 0.04091 | 154 | 114 | 36 | 4 |
895 | I think I’ve found the perfect defense against streakers in my royal court! | 1.2857 | 0.04391 | 154 | 117 | 30 | 7 |
896 | Go forth, Sir Cacti, on your quest for the Holy Kale. | 1.2857 | 0.04487 | 154 | 118 | 28 | 8 |
897 | Game of Thorns, my Lord? | 1.2857 | 0.04091 | 154 | 114 | 36 | 4 |
898 | Sire, you do know we have swords for defense, right? | 1.2857 | 0.03986 | 154 | 113 | 38 | 3 |
899 | Sire, the enemy has breached our line of buckthorn-cholla. | 1.2857 | 0.04580 | 154 | 119 | 26 | 9 |
900 | Galifinakis has already done it, Sire... | 1.2848 | 0.04587 | 158 | 123 | 25 | 10 |
901 | I don't believe he meant prick as a term of endearment, sir. | 1.2848 | 0.04407 | 158 | 121 | 29 | 8 |
902 | As a king, you get used to spending your days surrounded by pricks. | 1.2848 | 0.04587 | 158 | 123 | 25 | 10 |
903 | We have successfully deserted the realm, my lord. | 1.2848 | 0.04315 | 158 | 120 | 31 | 7 |
904 | It appears you have won the Game of Thorns | 1.2848 | 0.04407 | 158 | 121 | 29 | 8 |
905 | Forgive me sire, but some things DO require your attention. | 1.2848 | 0.04124 | 158 | 118 | 35 | 5 |
906 | The New World is not what it was cracked up to be | 1.2848 | 0.04025 | 158 | 117 | 37 | 4 |
907 | Sire, are you sure you want to renew your cactus-of-the-month subscription? | 1.2848 | 0.04498 | 158 | 122 | 27 | 9 |
908 | I said bring me back some dessert, not something from the desert. | 1.2848 | 0.04124 | 158 | 118 | 35 | 5 |
909 | I guess your American relatives Are still here? | 1.2848 | 0.04315 | 158 | 120 | 31 | 7 |
910 | Not only do they offer better protection than you, they also really listen. | 1.2848 | 0.04315 | 158 | 120 | 31 | 7 |
911 | Well, it certainly cuts down on payroll. | 1.2848 | 0.04587 | 158 | 123 | 25 | 10 |
912 | We warned Your Highness that cannabis was a gateway plant. | 1.2848 | 0.04407 | 158 | 121 | 29 | 8 |
913 | So you're here for the game of thorns? | 1.2848 | 0.04315 | 158 | 120 | 31 | 7 |
914 | Your Majesty, it appears the court's decorator is still at large. | 1.2848 | 0.04220 | 158 | 119 | 33 | 6 |
915 | Of all your spin-off ideas, Game of Thorns might be your worst. | 1.2848 | 0.04315 | 158 | 120 | 31 | 7 |
916 | For optimal royal highness, I suggest adding cannabis." | 1.2848 | 0.04407 | 158 | 121 | 29 | 8 |
917 | Your Highness, I see my services are no longer needed--you are protected by pricks. | 1.2848 | 0.04587 | 158 | 123 | 25 | 10 |
918 | Your problem is to everyone, you’re King of Pricks. | 1.2848 | 0.04407 | 158 | 121 | 29 | 8 |
919 | I regret to report that the networks seem uninterested in Your Majesty's "Game of Thorns" idea. | 1.2848 | 0.04315 | 158 | 120 | 31 | 7 |
920 | I found out too late that I am sitting on a planter! | 1.2848 | 0.04498 | 158 | 122 | 27 | 9 |
921 | I'm sorry, Your Majesty, but 'between two ferns' was already taken. | 1.2848 | 0.04075 | 158 | 120 | 32 | 6 |
922 | You're 1,000 years ahead of your time." | 1.2848 | 0.04315 | 158 | 120 | 31 | 7 |
923 | Right away, your Succulency...er, Excellency. | 1.2848 | 0.04220 | 158 | 119 | 33 | 6 |
924 | I’m actually the gardener, Sire. | 1.2848 | 0.04498 | 158 | 122 | 27 | 9 |
925 | Your brother Midas called. He says to stop sending him plants. | 1.2848 | 0.04268 | 158 | 122 | 28 | 8 |
926 | Are these the heavily armed intruders you were talking about? | 1.2848 | 0.04315 | 158 | 120 | 31 | 7 |
927 | No sire, they're not calling your plants pricks" | 1.2848 | 0.04498 | 158 | 122 | 27 | 9 |
928 | I’m going Green. Thank you for your service. | 1.2848 | 0.04498 | 158 | 122 | 27 | 9 |
929 | Dad! Arthur told me he was assigned to shrubbery. Why am I still on succulents? | 1.2848 | 0.04315 | 158 | 120 | 31 | 7 |
930 | And, how was Your Majesty's vacation? | 1.2848 | 0.04025 | 158 | 117 | 37 | 4 |
931 | They were gifts... | 1.2848 | 0.04315 | 158 | 120 | 31 | 7 |
932 | I said succulent not supplicant! | 1.2848 | 0.03923 | 158 | 121 | 31 | 6 |
933 | I'm guessing you're in a prickly mood this morning Sire. | 1.2848 | 0.04498 | 158 | 122 | 27 | 9 |
934 | Sorry Father. It was just a little dry humor on my part. | 1.2848 | 0.03923 | 158 | 116 | 39 | 3 |
935 | I’m no longer in denial of global warming ! | 1.2848 | 0.04498 | 158 | 122 | 27 | 9 |
936 | I am going to slay the three headed dragon, your majesty, and I trust that you shall water the my plants. | 1.2848 | 0.04407 | 158 | 121 | 29 | 8 |
937 | It's game of thrones you idiot,not game of thorns. | 1.2848 | 0.04407 | 158 | 121 | 29 | 8 |
938 | As you wish Sire, the interior decorator shall be beheaded. | 1.2848 | 0.04220 | 158 | 119 | 33 | 6 |
939 | Good morrow, Your Succulency. | 1.2848 | 0.04407 | 158 | 121 | 29 | 8 |
940 | Your Highness, I've come to help you with your prickly situation. | 1.2848 | 0.04025 | 158 | 117 | 37 | 4 |
941 | Your Majesty, I thought you said desert, not dessert. | 1.2848 | 0.04124 | 158 | 118 | 35 | 5 |
942 | In a prickly mood today | 1.2848 | 0.04315 | 158 | 120 | 31 | 7 |
943 | Great.....So I can have the weekend off? | 1.2848 | 0.04220 | 158 | 119 | 33 | 6 |
944 | Your statement on climate change is truly majestic, Sire. | 1.2848 | 0.04124 | 158 | 118 | 35 | 5 |
945 | The Queen warned me you might get prickly. | 1.2848 | 0.04315 | 158 | 120 | 31 | 7 |
946 | Yes, I know I'm a prick. Does it show? | 1.2848 | 0.04674 | 158 | 124 | 23 | 11 |
947 | Sorry - they say the war is just for roses. | 1.2848 | 0.04674 | 158 | 124 | 23 | 11 |
948 | The wolfhounds were so 15th century. | 1.2848 | 0.04220 | 158 | 119 | 33 | 6 |
949 | But Sire, in Arizona, there are no dragons, only politicians. | 1.2848 | 0.04407 | 158 | 121 | 29 | 8 |
950 | I'm your new royal gardener. | 1.2848 | 0.04315 | 158 | 120 | 31 | 7 |
951 | The decorators instructions were supposed to read, "Dinner and DESSERT" to set the motif. | 1.2848 | 0.04124 | 158 | 118 | 35 | 5 |
952 | I'm sorry Your Majesty, but it appears the queen has deserted you. | 1.2848 | 0.04498 | 158 | 122 | 27 | 9 |
953 | You want me to slay the "desert dragon?" | 1.2848 | 0.04220 | 158 | 119 | 33 | 6 |
954 | It seems I misheard the people's wishes, your majesty. They want you to surround yourself with supplicants, not succulents. | 1.2848 | 0.04407 | 158 | 121 | 29 | 8 |
955 | These are part of our security budget cuts your Royal Highness. | 1.2847 | 0.04794 | 144 | 112 | 23 | 9 |
956 | Your Highness ,I pledge you my loyalty and that I will never over water. | 1.2839 | 0.03964 | 155 | 114 | 38 | 3 |
957 | You two seem oddly suited" as a winner for the last contest is ridiculous. Bad puns are NOT New Yorker Cartoon captions. They are what extraordinarily nerdy people find funny. Please stop it | 1.2830 | 0.04732 | 159 | 126 | 21 | 12 |
958 | Whats up succa ! | 1.2829 | 0.04420 | 152 | 116 | 29 | 7 |
959 | King Arthur, the cactus chastity belt for the Queen is in place. Sir Lancelot requires medical attention. | 1.2829 | 0.04517 | 152 | 117 | 27 | 8 |
960 | It's my Irony Throne. | 1.2829 | 0.04320 | 152 | 115 | 31 | 6 |
961 | It’s a stand in for her highness.’ | 1.2829 | 0.04420 | 152 | 116 | 29 | 7 |
962 | Lord of all that you survey, but that consists of a thousand miles of sand. | 1.2829 | 0.04218 | 152 | 114 | 33 | 5 |
963 | You feed your potted plants better than you feed your army, sire! | 1.2829 | 0.04320 | 152 | 115 | 31 | 6 |
964 | It appears that the royal gardener has ran off with the queen. | 1.2829 | 0.04613 | 152 | 118 | 25 | 9 |
965 | Yes Sire, quite formidable, though I believe even with the treasury at rock bottom, having actual guards would still be wiser. | 1.2829 | 0.04420 | 152 | 116 | 29 | 7 |
966 | Your first test, Sir Knight, involves succulents. | 1.2829 | 0.04320 | 152 | 115 | 31 | 6 |
967 | But Sire, I'm wearing the watering can. | 1.2829 | 0.04613 | 152 | 118 | 25 | 9 |
968 | This is just until we can afford actual guards | 1.2829 | 0.04006 | 152 | 112 | 37 | 3 |
969 | It’s what we call aversion therapy King Midas. | 1.2829 | 0.04517 | 152 | 117 | 27 | 8 |
970 | You're fired. I'm taking a more climate friendly approach to royal security. | 1.2829 | 0.04113 | 152 | 113 | 35 | 4 |
971 | The jester suggests garlands and a piñata. No balloons. | 1.2829 | 0.04320 | 152 | 115 | 31 | 6 |
972 | Well, there has been some talk about your being a bit prickly lately. | 1.2829 | 0.04420 | 152 | 116 | 29 | 7 |
973 | Okay: You're not a king, I'm not a Roman, and this stuff is peyote. | 1.2829 | 0.04517 | 152 | 117 | 27 | 8 |
974 | Winter is coming. | 1.2821 | 0.04529 | 156 | 121 | 26 | 9 |
975 | Remember: replacing the Jester with this conceptual piece by an up-and-coming artist was your idea, not mine. | 1.2810 | 0.04679 | 153 | 120 | 23 | 10 |
976 | I have a rather prickly situation, too, sire. | 1.2808 | 0.04635 | 146 | 113 | 25 | 8 |
977 | Sire, you DID instruct us to divert military funds to build a border wall, no? | 1.2806 | 0.04793 | 139 | 108 | 23 | 8 |
978 | I believe there is a good joke here Sire, shall I call upon the Court Jester? | 1.2800 | 0.04646 | 150 | 117 | 24 | 9 |
979 | I'd submit to his majesty that his grievance t'is not with the heat, but the humidity. | 1.2800 | 0.04136 | 150 | 112 | 34 | 4 |
980 | Nicely played, Sire. Complaints are down another 20% with the added poison ivy. | 1.2800 | 0.04549 | 150 | 116 | 26 | 8 |
981 | Your Highness wants us to seek the Holy Kale? | 1.2800 | 0.04549 | 150 | 116 | 26 | 8 |
982 | Sir, we're still working to capture the rainforests | 1.2797 | 0.04258 | 143 | 107 | 32 | 4 |
983 | The peasants suggest a return to tree hugging. | 1.2792 | 0.04171 | 154 | 116 | 33 | 5 |
984 | I think we can work together. | 1.2792 | 0.04068 | 154 | 115 | 35 | 4 |
985 | I've good news and bad: they come armed with pruning shears. | 1.2770 | 0.04160 | 148 | 111 | 33 | 4 |
986 | It's called game of Thrones, not Thorns, sire. | 1.2770 | 0.04375 | 148 | 113 | 29 | 6 |
987 | Cheaper, yes, but as effective? | 1.2770 | 0.04375 | 148 | 113 | 29 | 6 |
988 | The Princess my Lord? Succulent, if a bit prickly. | 1.2770 | 0.04375 | 148 | 118 | 21 | 9 |
989 | A Plant-agenet huh? | 1.2770 | 0.04048 | 148 | 110 | 35 | 3 |
990 | You’re taking too much advice by the pricks around you! | 1.2770 | 0.04680 | 148 | 116 | 23 | 9 |
991 | That's not what we meant by the Green New Deal. | 1.2770 | 0.04375 | 148 | 113 | 29 | 6 |
992 | Why do they say I'm so prickly? | 1.2770 | 0.04580 | 148 | 115 | 25 | 8 |
993 | Sir, apologies for the disturbance, but the queen's favourite cereus has gone missing. You wouldn't, perchance, be sitting upon it? | 1.2770 | 0.04048 | 148 | 110 | 35 | 3 |
994 | Maybe she'd prefer flowers next time. | 1.2770 | 0.04479 | 148 | 114 | 27 | 7 |
995 | So, you're the Green Knight? | 1.2770 | 0.04375 | 148 | 113 | 29 | 6 |
996 | I can slay them for you, but then you'll only be an Agenet. | 1.2770 | 0.04375 | 148 | 113 | 29 | 6 |
997 | Taco Bell called, they want their stuff back. | 1.2763 | 0.04398 | 152 | 117 | 28 | 7 |
998 | Sire, might I suggest peace lilies instead? | 1.2759 | 0.04208 | 145 | 109 | 32 | 4 |
999 | HomeGoods Sir? | 1.2759 | 0.04429 | 145 | 111 | 28 | 6 |
1000 | He knew the King expected a serious reply, but all he could say was "cactus and fly traps and ferns, oh my." | 1.2759 | 0.04429 | 145 | 111 | 28 | 6 |
1001 | It’s not thorns, Sire. It’s thrones...Game of Thrones. | 1.2759 | 0.04320 | 145 | 110 | 30 | 5 |
1002 | Sire, I regret to inform you that the network has canceled your 'Between Two Cacti' show. | 1.2759 | 0.04208 | 145 | 109 | 32 | 4 |
1003 | Your suspicions about the royal gardener were correct, Sire. He has run off with the Queen. | 1.2759 | 0.04092 | 145 | 108 | 34 | 3 |
1004 | One positive? Don't need watering | 1.2759 | 0.04092 | 145 | 108 | 34 | 3 |
1005 | The queen has a point. You are rather defensive these days. | 1.2759 | 0.04429 | 145 | 111 | 28 | 6 |
1006 | You're not really retired unless you actually move to Arizona. | 1.2759 | 0.04429 | 145 | 111 | 28 | 6 |
1007 | Sire, rest assured that now no one will ask you for anything. | 1.2759 | 0.04092 | 145 | 108 | 34 | 3 |
1008 | Your Grace, the King of the North has sent a ficus in lieu of taking the knee. | 1.2759 | 0.04208 | 145 | 109 | 32 | 4 |
1009 | Winter is coming, so we swapped out the houseplants. | 1.2759 | 0.04320 | 145 | 110 | 30 | 5 |
1010 | Maybe you should command the tides to come back in. | 1.2759 | 0.04429 | 145 | 111 | 28 | 6 |
1011 | Well, having the fiercest plants in all of Christendom is certainly a niche. | 1.2759 | 0.04320 | 145 | 110 | 30 | 5 |
1012 | Your spinoff, "Game of Thorns", has been rejected | 1.2759 | 0.04320 | 145 | 110 | 30 | 5 |
1013 | Succubus? No, sire, I'm certain the jester said succulents. | 1.2759 | 0.04208 | 145 | 109 | 32 | 4 |
1014 | You want a water breathing dragon? | 1.2759 | 0.04320 | 145 | 110 | 30 | 5 |
1015 | After abdicating the throne, the queen said to tell you its "cacti" not "cactuses" | 1.2759 | 0.04429 | 145 | 111 | 28 | 6 |
1016 | I think it's Game of Thrones, not thorns. | 1.2759 | 0.04208 | 145 | 109 | 32 | 4 |
1017 | I’ve come to water the plants, Your Majesty. | 1.2759 | 0.04536 | 145 | 112 | 26 | 7 |
1018 | The Queen thought you'd be amused by a Game of Thorns | 1.2759 | 0.04641 | 145 | 113 | 24 | 8 |
1019 | Sire, you're being sued by Zach Galifianakis. | 1.2759 | 0.04536 | 145 | 112 | 26 | 7 |
1020 | The Queen wants to know if you want prickly pears again for lunch. | 1.2759 | 0.04092 | 145 | 108 | 34 | 3 |
1021 | Our search for the holy guacamole has been in vain. | 1.2759 | 0.04320 | 145 | 110 | 30 | 5 |
1022 | Actually, Sire, it's Game of...never mind. | 1.2759 | 0.04429 | 145 | 111 | 28 | 6 |
1023 | Sir, are you sure this is what your advisors meant by having an 'untouchable' public reputation? | 1.2759 | 0.03660 | 145 | 112 | 29 | 4 |
1024 | IKEA was closed." | 1.2759 | 0.04320 | 145 | 110 | 30 | 5 |
1025 | The plants may not need much water, but this kingdom still needs your reign | 1.2752 | 0.04453 | 149 | 115 | 27 | 7 |
1026 | His Majesty did request a royal guard that is "impossible to kill." | 1.2752 | 0.04553 | 149 | 116 | 25 | 8 |
1027 | The plant-based thing is trendy, but….castle defense? | 1.2752 | 0.03280 | 149 | 115 | 31 | 3 |
1028 | Shall I presume his highness would like to forgo a hug today? | 1.2752 | 0.04244 | 149 | 113 | 31 | 5 |
1029 | Yes, Highness, I found the Holy Grail, but it hath not the required drainage holes. | 1.2752 | 0.04453 | 149 | 115 | 27 | 7 |
1030 | Global warming won’t be here for another five centuries, Your Highness. | 1.2752 | 0.04553 | 149 | 116 | 25 | 8 |
1031 | You're trending on Instagram, my liege. #RoyalSucculents | 1.2752 | 0.03545 | 149 | 117 | 27 | 5 |
1032 | So the rumors were true about deserting your throne. | 1.2752 | 0.04349 | 149 | 114 | 29 | 6 |
1033 | It really does tie the room together. | 1.2752 | 0.04025 | 149 | 111 | 35 | 3 |
1034 | Greetings, you're Succulence. | 1.2752 | 0.04136 | 149 | 112 | 33 | 4 |
1035 | I think I'm very approachable. | 1.2752 | 0.04244 | 149 | 113 | 31 | 5 |
1036 | I'm happy to see you no longer avoid prickly subjects. | 1.2752 | 0.04244 | 149 | 113 | 31 | 5 |
1037 | I think the wizard meant your "reign" will be short. | 1.2752 | 0.04136 | 149 | 112 | 33 | 4 |
1038 | The Southwest theme doesn’t play well with the Round Table. | 1.2752 | 0.04136 | 149 | 112 | 33 | 4 |
1039 | Are you certain the wizard said Game of Thorns? | 1.2752 | 0.04025 | 149 | 111 | 35 | 3 |
1040 | So King, you think it is hot? I'll trade you. | 1.2752 | 0.04453 | 149 | 115 | 27 | 7 |
1041 | Do you really require my services? It seems like you're surrounded by enough pricks as it is. | 1.2752 | 0.04843 | 149 | 119 | 19 | 11 |
1042 | I could tell from your tweets that you were feeling a bit prickly today. | 1.2752 | 0.04453 | 149 | 115 | 27 | 7 |
1043 | They don't make you look any less prickly, Sire. | 1.2752 | 0.04136 | 149 | 112 | 33 | 4 |
1044 | So how was Palm Springs? | 1.2752 | 0.04244 | 149 | 113 | 31 | 5 |
1045 | The plants are certainly a nice touch, your Majesty. But, I don't think this is exactly what Greta Thunberg meant by "going green." | 1.2752 | 0.04453 | 149 | 115 | 27 | 7 |
1046 | These plants will protect you sir, and best of all they need no care, water or payment. I've fired the entire staff. | 1.2752 | 0.04349 | 149 | 114 | 29 | 6 |
1047 | I know the Royal Treasury is low, but I don't think this is adequate protection. | 1.2752 | 0.03348 | 149 | 118 | 26 | 5 |
1048 | Ready to prune the cacti sire! | 1.2752 | 0.04244 | 149 | 113 | 31 | 5 |
1049 | Let‘s rethink your personal security system. | 1.2752 | 0.04453 | 149 | 115 | 27 | 7 |
1050 | Rebranding ‘Clash of the Cacti’ as ‘Wars of the Roses’ is smart, but it means we’ll have to redecorate. | 1.2752 | 0.04652 | 149 | 117 | 23 | 9 |
1051 | Apologies Your Majesty, but I meant plot plans. | 1.2752 | 0.04652 | 149 | 117 | 23 | 9 |
1052 | Lock the servant in the tower. I asked him to bring me dessert, not desert. | 1.2752 | 0.04553 | 149 | 116 | 25 | 8 |
1053 | Your unarmored subjects see you as unapproachable, Sire. | 1.2752 | 0.04453 | 149 | 115 | 27 | 7 |
1054 | Between Two Ferns it's not. | 1.2752 | 0.04244 | 149 | 113 | 31 | 5 |
1055 | Prickly Sire? No I have not heard that. | 1.2752 | 0.04244 | 149 | 113 | 31 | 5 |
1056 | So, Sire, this is Her Majesty's way of needling you. | 1.2752 | 0.04244 | 149 | 113 | 31 | 5 |
1057 | I just don't think gardening is the best use of my skills. | 1.2752 | 0.04349 | 149 | 114 | 29 | 6 |
1058 | So now you're Lord of the Stings? | 1.2752 | 0.04553 | 149 | 116 | 25 | 8 |
1059 | Sire, the weeds are revolting. | 1.2752 | 0.04025 | 149 | 111 | 35 | 3 |
1060 | So what's your point. | 1.2752 | 0.04748 | 149 | 118 | 21 | 10 |
1061 | Perhaps a shrubbery, sire?" | 1.2752 | 0.04349 | 149 | 114 | 29 | 6 |
1062 | A little prickly today are we, Sire? | 1.2752 | 0.04553 | 149 | 116 | 25 | 8 |
1063 | Dragon slaying or a lizard in the garage, I still need to charge you for the service call and one hour labor. | 1.2752 | 0.04652 | 149 | 117 | 23 | 9 |
1064 | Let's call it Game of Thorns! | 1.2752 | 0.04136 | 149 | 112 | 33 | 4 |
1065 | I see you're well protected while I go on my quest. | 1.2752 | 0.04244 | 149 | 113 | 31 | 5 |
1066 | If you like their landscaping, we can either conquer and pillage, or negotiate a trade agreement. | 1.2752 | 0.04349 | 149 | 114 | 29 | 6 |
1067 | Caryophyllales? I said we need to carry off their ladies! | 1.2752 | 0.04553 | 149 | 116 | 25 | 8 |
1068 | Call me by my full name... Kyle of the House of Pancakes, the Unpricked, Breaker of Laws, Father of Cacti, and rightful heir in this game of thorns. | 1.2752 | 0.04652 | 149 | 117 | 23 | 9 |
1069 | The royal decorator requests that you give it some time." | 1.2752 | 0.03793 | 149 | 109 | 39 | 1 |
1070 | Sir Beavertail, I ordered you to bring me all the suppliants, not the succulents! | 1.2752 | 0.04349 | 149 | 114 | 29 | 6 |
1071 | Welcome, Sir Knight, to The Game of Thorns | 1.2752 | 0.04136 | 149 | 112 | 33 | 4 |
1072 | Cactus? Never heard of em | 1.2752 | 0.04349 | 149 | 114 | 29 | 6 |
1073 | I don’t know, how about “game of thorns”. | 1.2752 | 0.04136 | 149 | 112 | 33 | 4 |
1074 | Sire, your breakfast burrito will be out shortly. | 1.2752 | 0.04349 | 149 | 114 | 29 | 6 |
1075 | The Queen is requesting you get more direct sunlight. | 1.2752 | 0.04025 | 149 | 111 | 35 | 3 |
1076 | YOUR MAJESTY! All of your enemies have perished behind the magnificent wall you have built." | 1.2752 | 0.04652 | 149 | 117 | 23 | 9 |
1077 | We have been able to locate the plant that you call snapdragon, and George has been able to tame it. | 1.2752 | 0.04349 | 149 | 114 | 29 | 6 |
1078 | For a small upcharge, you can substitute fauna. | 1.2752 | 0.04244 | 149 | 113 | 31 | 5 |
1079 | With that climate change, Poseidon’s kingdome isn’t what it used to be. | 1.2752 | 0.04136 | 149 | 112 | 33 | 4 |
1080 | Your subjects think you succulent. | 1.2752 | 0.04136 | 149 | 117 | 25 | 7 |
1081 | I see you're beginning to accept the people's nickname for you my lord. | 1.2752 | 0.04136 | 149 | 112 | 33 | 4 |
1082 | I'm disappointed it's over too, but I don't think "Game of Thorns" is going to catch on. | 1.2752 | 0.04244 | 149 | 113 | 31 | 5 |
1083 | Unfortunately, my lord, our moat was actually a mirage. | 1.2752 | 0.04453 | 149 | 115 | 27 | 7 |
1084 | It's official, Sire. You have won the Game of Thorns. | 1.2752 | 0.04453 | 149 | 115 | 27 | 7 |
1085 | As a King, you’re too prickly. | 1.2752 | 0.04652 | 149 | 117 | 23 | 9 |
1086 | King of Pain. I get it now. | 1.2752 | 0.04025 | 149 | 116 | 27 | 6 |
1087 | Ahh. An Arizona knight. | 1.2740 | 0.04613 | 146 | 114 | 24 | 8 |
1088 | Apres vous, le foliage. | 1.2740 | 0.04183 | 146 | 110 | 32 | 4 |
1089 | I’m not saying they are right, but your subjects are saying you are unapproachable. | 1.2740 | 0.04403 | 146 | 112 | 28 | 6 |
1090 | I knew I'd eventually lose my job to automation. | 1.2734 | 0.04798 | 128 | 99 | 23 | 6 |
1091 | Well, your majesty, they do think you're a bit prickly. | 1.2733 | 0.04427 | 150 | 116 | 27 | 7 |
1092 | I virtually stand at your side, your majesty. | 1.2695 | 0.04256 | 141 | 107 | 30 | 4 |
1093 | Well, yes, the queen was prickly too. | 1.2695 | 0.04374 | 141 | 108 | 28 | 5 |
1094 | No problem: Trump's wall workers had already dug them up. | 1.2695 | 0.04708 | 141 | 111 | 22 | 8 |
1095 | What a relief. They told me to watch out for the pricks. | 1.2695 | 0.04374 | 141 | 108 | 28 | 5 |
1096 | Winter is never coming | 1.2695 | 0.04374 | 141 | 108 | 28 | 5 |
1097 | No one likes a prick. | 1.2695 | 0.04708 | 141 | 111 | 22 | 8 |
1098 | The rumors of a threat to the throne are true. She is goes by the name 'Priscilla'. | 1.2695 | 0.04488 | 141 | 109 | 26 | 6 |
1099 | I know I said I needed new ‘supplicants,’ not ‘succulents. | 1.2695 | 0.04135 | 141 | 106 | 32 | 3 |
1100 | What is this: "Game of Thorns?" | 1.2695 | 0.04135 | 141 | 106 | 32 | 3 |
1101 | Granted, they're cheaper than concubines, Sire. | 1.2695 | 0.04256 | 141 | 107 | 30 | 4 |
1102 | No one will come in here, unless they have a suit like mine. | 1.2695 | 0.03883 | 141 | 104 | 36 | 1 |
1103 | You have a way with flowers, Your Majesty, | 1.2695 | 0.04488 | 141 | 109 | 26 | 6 |
1104 | Have you thought about ferns? | 1.2695 | 0.04599 | 141 | 110 | 24 | 7 |
1105 | There was, ahem, a miscommunication, Your Grace. | 1.2695 | 0.04599 | 141 | 110 | 24 | 7 |
1106 | Truly, the cacti maketh the room. | 1.2692 | 0.04055 | 130 | 96 | 33 | 1 |
1107 | Sire, I wish to join the Knights of the Questionable Shrubbery | 1.2677 | 0.04534 | 127 | 97 | 26 | 4 |
1108 | Centurion, fetch me a needle and some tweezers post haste! | 1.2676 | 0.04571 | 142 | 111 | 24 | 7 |
1109 | I said: "Get Spartacus, not get cactus" | 1.2676 | 0.04784 | 142 | 113 | 20 | 9 |
1110 | Alas, sire, I said king of the throne, not thorn. | 1.2676 | 0.04679 | 142 | 112 | 22 | 8 |
1111 | So, you are... The King of Thorns. | 1.2676 | 0.04347 | 142 | 109 | 28 | 5 |
1112 | He actually wore a crown of thorns,Sire. | 1.2676 | 0.04347 | 142 | 109 | 28 | 5 |
1113 | What happens to me if I don't give my opinion? | 1.2676 | 0.04784 | 142 | 113 | 20 | 9 |
1114 | You look rather sharp sire | 1.2676 | 0.04111 | 142 | 107 | 32 | 3 |
1115 | I see your points. | 1.2676 | 0.04347 | 142 | 109 | 28 | 5 |
1116 | I've become concerned that one of your advisors is a plant from outside the realm. | 1.2676 | 0.04347 | 142 | 109 | 28 | 5 |
1117 | How does it feel to sit on the thorn? | 1.2676 | 0.04347 | 142 | 109 | 28 | 5 |
1118 | News from the front, Your Succulency. Sprouts of the Deciduous Liege have been spotted! | 1.2676 | 0.04571 | 142 | 111 | 24 | 7 |
1119 | This reminds me: did you catch the Between Two Ferns movie on Netflix? Hilarious! | 1.2676 | 0.04784 | 142 | 113 | 20 | 9 |
1120 | Do you think people will be able to tell they are fake? | 1.2676 | 0.04460 | 142 | 110 | 26 | 6 |
1121 | Musketeers on vacation again? | 1.2676 | 0.04460 | 142 | 110 | 26 | 6 |
1122 | So you want to play the Game of Thorns? | 1.2676 | 0.04289 | 142 | 111 | 25 | 6 |
1123 | The message is certainly predatory, creepy and untouchable, but it may be too subtle to ward off Vikings. | 1.2676 | 0.04571 | 142 | 111 | 24 | 7 |
1124 | Sire, may I approach? | 1.2676 | 0.03860 | 142 | 105 | 36 | 1 |
1125 | Actually, your Majesty, it's the War of the Roses. | 1.2676 | 0.03795 | 142 | 107 | 33 | 2 |
1126 | Dammit Dave, it's 'Game of Thrones', not 'Game of Thorns' ... | 1.2676 | 0.04230 | 142 | 108 | 30 | 4 |
1127 | Your majesty it is my duty to tell you that you are surrounded by pricks | 1.2676 | 0.04347 | 142 | 109 | 28 | 5 |
1128 | May I prune, Sire? | 1.2676 | 0.04230 | 142 | 108 | 30 | 4 |
1129 | What happened to the ferns, sire? | 1.2676 | 0.04347 | 142 | 109 | 28 | 5 |
1130 | Your crown of thorns just arrived." | 1.2676 | 0.04460 | 142 | 110 | 26 | 6 |
1131 | Ohhhhh...Sire said dessert... | 1.2667 | 0.04486 | 135 | 104 | 26 | 5 |
1132 | The royal arborist thought you said 'game of thorns.' | 1.2662 | 0.04401 | 139 | 107 | 27 | 5 |
1133 | Thrones, your Majesty, not thorns. | 1.2662 | 0.04632 | 139 | 109 | 23 | 7 |
1134 | You need to increase your defence spending | 1.2662 | 0.04401 | 139 | 107 | 27 | 5 |
1135 | The peasants no longer oppose compulsory tree-hugging. | 1.2662 | 0.04401 | 139 | 107 | 27 | 5 |
1136 | I know it doesn't have the same ring as The Iron Throne, but this is a greener solution. | 1.2662 | 0.04030 | 139 | 104 | 33 | 2 |
1137 | Thou art truly a rose between two thorns your Royal Highness. | 1.2662 | 0.04632 | 139 | 109 | 23 | 7 |
1138 | The flying squirrels have retreated, m'lord. | 1.2662 | 0.04518 | 139 | 108 | 25 | 6 |
1139 | Sire, I hope you see the irony when I tell you the other knights are deserting. | 1.2662 | 0.04281 | 139 | 106 | 29 | 4 |
1140 | Sire! I am your new gardener ... Sir Hacks A Lot. | 1.2662 | 0.04157 | 139 | 105 | 31 | 3 |
1141 | Dad, you're taking this Burger King thing a little too far. | 1.2662 | 0.04157 | 139 | 105 | 31 | 3 |
1142 | I like what you've done with the palace. | 1.2662 | 0.04632 | 139 | 109 | 23 | 7 |
1143 | Your highness, when the people said 'get a spine' I don't think this is what they meant. | 1.2662 | 0.04401 | 139 | 107 | 27 | 5 |
1144 | Your Excellency is most gracious for looking after my plants during the crusade. | 1.2662 | 0.04460 | 139 | 110 | 22 | 7 |
1145 | I mix up flora and fauna, too. | 1.2662 | 0.04157 | 139 | 105 | 31 | 3 |
1146 | Thrones, Arthur, Thrones. Not THORNS | 1.2662 | 0.04157 | 139 | 105 | 31 | 3 |
1147 | I think drastically cutting our defense budget is a mistake, Your Majesty. | 1.2662 | 0.04401 | 139 | 107 | 27 | 5 |
1148 | Long live the arid-ocracy. | 1.2662 | 0.04401 | 139 | 107 | 27 | 5 |
1149 | You’re such a prick, my lord. | 1.2662 | 0.04281 | 139 | 106 | 29 | 4 |
1150 | It’s not really a bed of roses.. as you might think , son!! | 1.2662 | 0.04632 | 139 | 109 | 23 | 7 |
1151 | I was sent here to protect you due to your thorny situation. | 1.2662 | 0.04518 | 139 | 108 | 25 | 6 |
1152 | The Royal Decorator is becoming a real thorn in my side. | 1.2662 | 0.04743 | 139 | 110 | 21 | 8 |
1153 | I said you need a guard in here, not a garden here. | 1.2662 | 0.04743 | 139 | 110 | 21 | 8 |
1154 | We await your command, Your Succulence. | 1.2662 | 0.04401 | 139 | 107 | 27 | 5 |
1155 | So . . . ‘Game of Thorns’, is it? | 1.2662 | 0.04401 | 139 | 107 | 27 | 5 |
1156 | As the royal gardener I welcome the challenge. | 1.2662 | 0.04281 | 139 | 106 | 29 | 4 |
1157 | Who died and left you King of Arizona? | 1.2662 | 0.04743 | 139 | 110 | 21 | 8 |
1158 | I am now prepared to do gardening sire! | 1.2662 | 0.04281 | 139 | 106 | 29 | 4 |
1159 | Im sure the Queen referenced the plants when she said "Prick" | 1.2662 | 0.04518 | 139 | 108 | 25 | 6 |
1160 | Galifianakis is right; the ferns are funnier. | 1.2662 | 0.04401 | 139 | 107 | 27 | 5 |
1161 | My Lord, the knights think you a prick for all thy noble cacti. | 1.2662 | 0.04632 | 139 | 109 | 23 | 7 |
1162 | Your Highness, I think I misunderstood your command for some 'succulent accompaniment.' | 1.2662 | 0.04401 | 139 | 107 | 27 | 5 |
1163 | In their country, sire, these are rarer than gold. | 1.2662 | 0.04401 | 139 | 107 | 27 | 5 |
1164 | I believe it’s “cacti,” Your Majesty. | 1.2662 | 0.03831 | 139 | 105 | 32 | 2 |
1165 | Drain the royal swamp I shall, your Highness, but I am loath to tend the royal shrubbery. | 1.2662 | 0.04281 | 139 | 106 | 29 | 4 |
1166 | Welcome to the Game of Thorns. | 1.2662 | 0.04518 | 139 | 108 | 25 | 6 |
1167 | Mr. President I’m the one left. I can’t protect your front and back at the same time | 1.2662 | 0.04281 | 139 | 106 | 29 | 4 |
1168 | Are you sure you want All the guards replaced, sir? | 1.2662 | 0.04401 | 139 | 107 | 27 | 5 |
1169 | Clearly, all your human support has deserted you, sire. | 1.2662 | 0.04219 | 139 | 108 | 26 | 5 |
1170 | Your Highness, the kingdom has gone to pot. | 1.2662 | 0.04281 | 139 | 106 | 29 | 4 |
1171 | No, they're not exactly the killer robots you asked for, Sire. But it's pretty good for twelfth century technology. | 1.2662 | 0.04281 | 139 | 106 | 29 | 4 |
1172 | Yes Sire, I’m sure the queen will be impressed. | 1.2662 | 0.04281 | 139 | 106 | 29 | 4 |
1173 | Sire, I have reason to believe that there is a plant in your audience. | 1.2662 | 0.04281 | 139 | 106 | 29 | 4 |
1174 | Prune your cacti? How about I go back into battle instead. | 1.2662 | 0.04632 | 139 | 109 | 23 | 7 |
1175 | Your Majesty, once again, the moat is dry. | 1.2662 | 0.04157 | 139 | 105 | 31 | 3 |
1176 | Well, I was hoping to win a beautiful princess, but I guess I'll take the fern. | 1.2662 | 0.04401 | 139 | 107 | 27 | 5 |
1177 | Polls show only 55% of subjects want you to sit on it and swivel - the rest are for embracing and denying. | 1.2662 | 0.04030 | 139 | 104 | 33 | 2 |
1178 | Should I ask for an increase in our defense budget? | 1.2662 | 0.04518 | 139 | 108 | 25 | 6 |
1179 | Your Majesty, may I recommend the addition of poison ivy? | 1.2662 | 0.04157 | 139 | 105 | 31 | 3 |
1180 | Sorry sire! Your crown of thorns is back-ordered | 1.2662 | 0.04094 | 139 | 107 | 28 | 4 |
1181 | Sire, they're offering a horse for your kingdom. I'm thinking it's not such a bad deal! | 1.2662 | 0.04030 | 139 | 104 | 33 | 2 |
1182 | Sire, did you confuse sycophants with succulents? | 1.2662 | 0.04281 | 139 | 106 | 29 | 4 |
1183 | Gobi-Wan Kenobi at your service, sire. | 1.2662 | 0.04401 | 139 | 107 | 27 | 5 |
1184 | Netflix isn't interested in the Game of Thorns. | 1.2662 | 0.04743 | 139 | 110 | 21 | 8 |
1185 | Mark well thy hand, lest thou overwater. | 1.2662 | 0.04401 | 139 | 107 | 27 | 5 |
1186 | They say the greenhouse should be finished by Wednesday, Your Highness | 1.2662 | 0.04030 | 139 | 104 | 33 | 2 |
1187 | Mr. President, the troops are having trouble building the wall in these metal suits! | 1.2662 | 0.04518 | 139 | 108 | 25 | 6 |
1188 | Supplicants? I thought you demanded succulents. | 1.2662 | 0.04401 | 139 | 107 | 27 | 5 |
1189 | Thrones sir, not thorns | 1.2662 | 0.03898 | 139 | 103 | 35 | 1 |
1190 | The cactus lance? Well...the feedback hasn’t been great. | 1.2662 | 0.04401 | 139 | 107 | 27 | 5 |
1191 | No sire, I’m not messing with your majesty. The plural is cacti. | 1.2657 | 0.04433 | 143 | 111 | 26 | 6 |
1192 | CACTUS!? Dude, weren't they told that for this scene the director said we need more PRACTICE? | 1.2657 | 0.04086 | 143 | 108 | 32 | 3 |
1193 | It was a prickly issue, but they get the point Sire. | 1.2643 | 0.04132 | 140 | 106 | 31 | 3 |
1194 | No, sire, I had no idea our garden gnome was from Albuquerque. | 1.2643 | 0.04602 | 140 | 110 | 23 | 7 |
1195 | Beg pardon your Grace, but I do believe it's game of THRONES... not, um... thorns. | 1.2643 | 0.04713 | 140 | 111 | 21 | 8 |
1196 | Your loyal subjects are right. The problem is you surround yourself with pricks that don't do anything. | 1.2643 | 0.04602 | 140 | 110 | 23 | 7 |
1197 | Game of Thrones was copyrighted, so we went with Thorns instead. | 1.2643 | 0.04602 | 140 | 110 | 23 | 7 |
1198 | Do you really think this an adequate substitute for the sharks in the mote that died off? | 1.2643 | 0.04489 | 140 | 109 | 25 | 6 |
1199 | My lord, did you ask me to armor up for this? | 1.2643 | 0.04373 | 140 | 108 | 27 | 5 |
1200 | Kind of explains why you've been so prickly lately. | 1.2643 | 0.04373 | 140 | 108 | 27 | 5 |
1201 | the desert palace called... | 1.2643 | 0.04713 | 140 | 111 | 21 | 8 |
1202 | Do not trust me, my lord. Under my care, they will surely die. | 1.2643 | 0.04132 | 140 | 106 | 31 | 3 |
1203 | No, you cannot do that. You are merely a king, not the president. | 1.2643 | 0.04546 | 140 | 112 | 20 | 8 |
1204 | We placed your decorator in the pillory as ordered, your majesty | 1.2643 | 0.04602 | 140 | 110 | 23 | 7 |
1205 | Another thorny Problem! | 1.2643 | 0.04489 | 140 | 109 | 25 | 6 |
1206 | I'm the royal gardener, your majesty. | 1.2643 | 0.04254 | 140 | 107 | 29 | 4 |
1207 | Between two cacti doesn’t resonate with the peasants, your highness”. | 1.2643 | 0.04254 | 140 | 107 | 29 | 4 |
1208 | With a waning treasury and continuous theft, we have had to take some measures. | 1.2643 | 0.03454 | 140 | 106 | 33 | 1 |
1209 | Forgive me sire, for I knew not which prick to address. | 1.2643 | 0.04602 | 140 | 110 | 23 | 7 |
1210 | Defense cuts finally hit the Royal Guard, sir. | 1.2643 | 0.04132 | 140 | 106 | 31 | 3 |
1211 | The people have said you have no spine. I can see that they were wrong. | 1.2643 | 0.04373 | 140 | 108 | 27 | 5 |
1212 | Compared to this, a lot of your other obsessions seem pretty pointless. | 1.2643 | 0.04132 | 140 | 106 | 31 | 3 |
1213 | No, Sire, not that Phoenix. | 1.2624 | 0.04228 | 141 | 108 | 29 | 4 |
1214 | Princely or Prickly? | 1.2624 | 0.04346 | 141 | 109 | 27 | 5 |
1215 | Your guards are still on strike? | 1.2624 | 0.04895 | 141 | 114 | 17 | 10 |
1216 | I agree, this is a very prickly situation. | 1.2624 | 0.04346 | 141 | 109 | 27 | 5 |
1217 | You can be replaced, you know. | 1.2619 | 0.04243 | 126 | 95 | 29 | 2 |
1218 | ‘Feeling a bit prickly, are we, sir?’ | 1.2612 | 0.04846 | 134 | 107 | 19 | 8 |
1219 | You’ve become too weird to die for. | 1.2612 | 0.04359 | 134 | 103 | 27 | 4 |
1220 | It's no use trying to needle me, sire. | 1.2612 | 0.04359 | 134 | 103 | 27 | 4 |
1221 | I said I wanted to be the DESSERT king, see what you can do about this! | 1.2612 | 0.04486 | 134 | 104 | 25 | 5 |
1222 | Right, right. Your kingdom for a ficus. | 1.2612 | 0.04609 | 134 | 105 | 23 | 6 |
1223 | Could you bring me something coniferous this time? | 1.2612 | 0.04609 | 134 | 105 | 23 | 6 |
1224 | Lancelot is dead. Dehydration. | 1.2612 | 0.04359 | 134 | 103 | 27 | 4 |
1225 | Long may you rain. | 1.2612 | 0.03954 | 134 | 100 | 33 | 1 |
1226 | Two more cacti and I'm out of job. | 1.2612 | 0.04729 | 134 | 106 | 21 | 7 |
1227 | All hail the king in the Southwest! | 1.2612 | 0.04609 | 134 | 105 | 23 | 6 |
1228 | I told you to bring me the “finest dessert in the land”! | 1.2612 | 0.04609 | 134 | 105 | 23 | 6 |
1229 | The armies from the Ivy Kingdom have easily scaled our walls. | 1.2612 | 0.04609 | 134 | 105 | 23 | 6 |
1230 | My Lord, the prickly pears have arrived. | 1.2612 | 0.04228 | 134 | 102 | 29 | 3 |
1231 | Feeling a little prickly today, are we? | 1.2612 | 0.04729 | 134 | 106 | 21 | 7 |
1232 | We are seriously overdressed, your Lordship. | 1.2612 | 0.04359 | 134 | 103 | 27 | 4 |
1233 | Is it cactuses or cacti, your Majesty? | 1.2612 | 0.04359 | 134 | 103 | 27 | 4 |
1234 | I've found that aloe helps with armor chafing. | 1.2612 | 0.04359 | 134 | 103 | 27 | 4 |
1235 | Sire are you aware that this decor accentuates your prickly demeanor? | 1.2612 | 0.04359 | 134 | 103 | 27 | 4 |
1236 | Encouragement to stop accidentally turning all the houseplants to gold sire? | 1.2612 | 0.04093 | 134 | 101 | 31 | 2 |
1237 | The Kingdom of Phoenix is secure, your highness. | 1.2612 | 0.04359 | 134 | 103 | 27 | 4 |
1238 | Your Majesty, you look rather sharp today. | 1.2612 | 0.04228 | 134 | 102 | 29 | 3 |
1239 | Henry Plantagent, I presume? | 1.2612 | 0.04359 | 134 | 103 | 27 | 4 |
1240 | Those, Sire, will not provide an effective defense against impeachment. | 1.2612 | 0.04359 | 134 | 103 | 27 | 4 |
1241 | Since you can no longer afford knights for your protection sire, we procured a selection of carnivorous and other menacing plants. | 1.2612 | 0.04359 | 134 | 103 | 27 | 4 |
1242 | Sire, the millennials are coming for your succulents. | 1.2612 | 0.04359 | 134 | 103 | 27 | 4 |
1243 | Your advisers have been a thorn in my side for years." | 1.2612 | 0.04609 | 134 | 105 | 23 | 6 |
1244 | Your majesty must be careful to mind the pricks that surround you. | 1.2612 | 0.04729 | 134 | 106 | 21 | 7 |
1245 | Wouldn't it be easier if your highness just tweeted the royal climate change prediction? | 1.2612 | 0.04486 | 134 | 104 | 25 | 5 |
1246 | Full many a flower is born to blush unseen and waste its sweetness on the desert air. | 1.2612 | 0.04359 | 134 | 103 | 27 | 4 |
1247 | Sorry sire, I'm really more of a bromeliad guy. | 1.2612 | 0.04486 | 134 | 104 | 25 | 5 |
1248 | Sorry, but you're still not as scary as Voldemort... | 1.2612 | 0.04486 | 134 | 104 | 25 | 5 |
1249 | You beckoned, Your Succulency? | 1.2612 | 0.04729 | 134 | 106 | 21 | 7 |
1250 | I miss the frond-wavers. | 1.2612 | 0.04846 | 134 | 107 | 19 | 8 |
1251 | I'm pretty sure it's not "Game of Thorns". | 1.2612 | 0.04486 | 134 | 104 | 25 | 5 |
1252 | No sir, I don't think the flytrap was overkill. And may I also say you're handling the breakup quite well. | 1.2612 | 0.04486 | 134 | 104 | 25 | 5 |
1253 | It has been a great honor to defend our kingdom of pricks. | 1.2612 | 0.04359 | 134 | 103 | 27 | 4 |
1254 | Thrones. Not Thorns. | 1.2612 | 0.04359 | 134 | 103 | 27 | 4 |
1255 | Right, it did say Game of THORNS on the audition notice, but I thought it was just a typo | 1.2612 | 0.04729 | 134 | 106 | 21 | 7 |
1256 | Sire, a simple pink slip would have been enough. | 1.2612 | 0.04359 | 134 | 103 | 27 | 4 |
1257 | No, my Lord. The OTHER kind of prick | 1.2612 | 0.04359 | 134 | 103 | 27 | 4 |
1258 | I’m here to replace the thousand small pricks | 1.2612 | 0.04486 | 134 | 104 | 25 | 5 |
1259 | All I'm saying is that someone put poison ivy in my armour. | 1.2612 | 0.04486 | 134 | 104 | 25 | 5 |
1260 | The Royal Optimetrist is here to see you & your new bodyguards. | 1.2612 | 0.04359 | 134 | 103 | 27 | 4 |
1261 | I'm not the thorn in your side! | 1.2612 | 0.04228 | 134 | 107 | 21 | 6 |
1262 | Inconceivable, but true, my king; your subjects describe your throne room as threatening, intimidating, and verdant | 1.2612 | 0.04359 | 134 | 103 | 27 | 4 |
1263 | They are a gift from the Queen of Snapdragons flower shop | 1.2612 | 0.04486 | 134 | 104 | 25 | 5 |
1264 | Midas had it easy. | 1.2612 | 0.04609 | 134 | 105 | 23 | 6 |
1265 | The armor is not really appropriate for this climate. | 1.2612 | 0.04609 | 134 | 105 | 23 | 6 |
1266 | Not to be another thorn on your side,Sire,but we're running low on water. | 1.2612 | 0.04609 | 134 | 105 | 23 | 6 |
1267 | Me and the guys were wondering if we could get a drink of water. | 1.2612 | 0.04486 | 134 | 104 | 25 | 5 |
1268 | They’re from Urban Outfitters. | 1.2612 | 0.04486 | 134 | 104 | 25 | 5 |
1269 | The Queen advises that she desires to be pricked by something other than your plants. | 1.2612 | 0.04486 | 134 | 104 | 25 | 5 |
1270 | I'm sorry, your highness, but it's due to global warming | 1.2612 | 0.04359 | 134 | 103 | 27 | 4 |
1271 | Sire, your death-by-a-thousand-cuts policy has been difficult to implement. | 1.2612 | 0.04093 | 134 | 101 | 31 | 2 |
1272 | Lance, we’re going with clear holiday lights this year. | 1.2612 | 0.04486 | 134 | 104 | 25 | 5 |
1273 | I dunno your majesty, the beard, the succulents... you can't be surprised they call you the Hipster King | 1.2612 | 0.03882 | 134 | 102 | 30 | 2 |
1274 | They're here for your plans, sire, not your plants. | 1.2612 | 0.04729 | 134 | 106 | 21 | 7 |
1275 | And they could also be useful when the moats dry out. | 1.2612 | 0.04093 | 134 | 101 | 31 | 2 |
1276 | Unfortunately the Interior Designer thought you wanted a Game Of Thorns theme. | 1.2612 | 0.04228 | 134 | 102 | 29 | 3 |
1277 | No one said YOU were prickly! | 1.2612 | 0.04486 | 134 | 104 | 25 | 5 |
1278 | Donald Trump I presume. | 1.2612 | 0.04486 | 134 | 104 | 25 | 5 |
1279 | Saguaro, so good, sire? | 1.2612 | 0.04359 | 134 | 103 | 27 | 4 |
1280 | The palace guards are back from vacation, Sire. | 1.2612 | 0.04486 | 134 | 104 | 25 | 5 |
1281 | Sorry...I don't work for pricks. | 1.2612 | 0.04486 | 134 | 104 | 25 | 5 |
1282 | This week's Throne Room theme is southwestern USA. | 1.2612 | 0.04609 | 134 | 105 | 23 | 6 |
1283 | But ye said bring ye plants that match ye personality. | 1.2612 | 0.04486 | 134 | 104 | 25 | 5 |
1284 | You want me to clock out? | 1.2612 | 0.03165 | 134 | 105 | 27 | 2 |
1285 | Your majesty, may I say you have a very dry sense of humor? | 1.2612 | 0.04228 | 134 | 102 | 29 | 3 |
1286 | I think I know why the Queen wants separate bedrooms. | 1.2612 | 0.04228 | 134 | 102 | 29 | 3 |
1287 | My Liege, I prefer not to be dubbed 'Sir Saguaro'. | 1.2612 | 0.04729 | 134 | 106 | 21 | 7 |
1288 | Of course I look familiar. I'm your gardener. | 1.2612 | 0.04486 | 134 | 104 | 25 | 5 |
1289 | Your Grace, we've intercepted enemy vines. Shall I ready the shears? | 1.2612 | 0.04228 | 134 | 102 | 29 | 3 |
1290 | Those can't replace me just because they stand straight and hold sharp things. | 1.2612 | 0.04609 | 134 | 105 | 23 | 6 |
1291 | Maybe they can protect you; but can they joust? | 1.2612 | 0.04609 | 134 | 105 | 23 | 6 |
1292 | With the blood of thine enemies I shall water thy cactuses. | 1.2612 | 0.04359 | 134 | 103 | 27 | 4 |
1293 | As the royal gardener, I never thought this suit would come in so handy | 1.2612 | 0.04359 | 134 | 103 | 27 | 4 |
1294 | His Majesty, your conservation efforts are applauded throughout the land. Just sayin'... | 1.2612 | 0.03581 | 134 | 105 | 26 | 3 |
1295 | Feeling a tad prickly, my liege? | 1.2612 | 0.04609 | 134 | 105 | 23 | 6 |
1296 | Thank goodness they got the THRONE right. | 1.2612 | 0.04359 | 134 | 103 | 27 | 4 |
1297 | Your Crusade against leafy greens and the Deciduous Realm is a success, my Liege. | 1.2612 | 0.04228 | 134 | 102 | 29 | 3 |
1298 | I didn’t imagine this when they told me court was full of pricks. | 1.2612 | 0.04729 | 134 | 106 | 21 | 7 |
1299 | Yes. True, my lord. But I’ll stick with the sword. | 1.2612 | 0.04486 | 134 | 104 | 25 | 5 |
1300 | Sir, they already do an internet show like this. | 1.2609 | 0.04400 | 138 | 107 | 26 | 5 |
1301 | Cacti, actually, your majesty | 1.2609 | 0.04279 | 138 | 106 | 28 | 4 |
1302 | I can see that you have no need for my services. | 1.2609 | 0.04153 | 138 | 105 | 30 | 3 |
1303 | You don't have to be a prick. | 1.2606 | 0.04654 | 142 | 113 | 21 | 8 |
1304 | M’Lord. The Queen said she is busy again. | 1.2606 | 0.04545 | 142 | 112 | 23 | 7 |
1305 | There was a nicer vibe in here with the leafy greens, sire. | 1.2593 | 0.04456 | 135 | 105 | 25 | 5 |
1306 | Yes your majesty - a quest ... for the Holy Kale. | 1.2593 | 0.04698 | 135 | 107 | 21 | 7 |
1307 | Sir, this is not what they mean by a green initiative. | 1.2593 | 0.04331 | 135 | 104 | 27 | 4 |
1308 | If you're a king that sees a knight with a sword, the mescaline cactus is working. | 1.2593 | 0.04331 | 135 | 104 | 27 | 4 |
1309 | What bard will ever sing of my quest for a night blooming cereus ? | 1.2593 | 0.04698 | 135 | 107 | 21 | 7 |
1310 | Your job, might I remind you, is to handle prickly situations. | 1.2593 | 0.04698 | 135 | 107 | 21 | 7 |
1311 | You can call it "going green" but we both know it's about cutting payroll. | 1.2593 | 0.04331 | 135 | 104 | 27 | 4 |
1312 | We were unable to find you a shrubbery. | 1.2593 | 0.04579 | 135 | 106 | 23 | 6 |
1313 | I think your enemies will get the point." | 1.2593 | 0.04331 | 135 | 104 | 27 | 4 |
1314 | I see the Queen has been redecorating this week. | 1.2593 | 0.03929 | 135 | 101 | 33 | 1 |
1315 | It’s just that your subjects think you come off a bit prickly | 1.2576 | 0.04884 | 132 | 106 | 18 | 8 |
1316 | Me thought you said "desert" options. | 1.2576 | 0.04251 | 132 | 101 | 28 | 3 |
1317 | There's no need to be so prickly, milord. | 1.2576 | 0.04251 | 132 | 101 | 28 | 3 |
1318 | Build what wall? | 1.2576 | 0.04385 | 132 | 102 | 26 | 4 |
1319 | I'm here to water the plants! | 1.2576 | 0.04764 | 132 | 105 | 20 | 7 |
1320 | The Queen wants all your spades. | 1.2576 | 0.04641 | 132 | 104 | 22 | 6 |
1321 | You fool I wanted higher Taxes, not this, | 1.2576 | 0.04251 | 132 | 101 | 28 | 3 |
1322 | And I say, Sire, that cacti do not migrate. | 1.2576 | 0.04641 | 132 | 104 | 22 | 6 |
1323 | So then I tell my agent ‘Thrones, you idiot, not Thornes’ | 1.2576 | 0.04515 | 132 | 103 | 24 | 5 |
1324 | Not bad, sire, but we propose a more active and robust security force. | 1.2576 | 0.04251 | 132 | 101 | 28 | 3 |
1325 | I apologize, your Highness. Spelling has never been an attribute of mine. | 1.2576 | 0.04764 | 132 | 105 | 20 | 7 |
1326 | Heh, so as you can see...now I find myself in quite a prickly situation. | 1.2576 | 0.04515 | 132 | 103 | 24 | 5 |
1327 | She can’t make it. She says she is still healing from her last visit. | 1.2576 | 0.04385 | 132 | 102 | 26 | 4 |
1328 | I heard you'd be a royal prick. | 1.2576 | 0.04764 | 132 | 105 | 20 | 7 |
1329 | Yes, I see, 'Your Succulance' | 1.2576 | 0.04515 | 132 | 103 | 24 | 5 |
1330 | Truly Sire, this really is Sherwood Forest. Climate change is the culprit. | 1.2576 | 0.04641 | 132 | 104 | 22 | 6 |
1331 | You say this is where, "The Game Of Thorns" ends. | 1.2576 | 0.04515 | 132 | 103 | 24 | 5 |
1332 | Which plants do you want subdued? | 1.2576 | 0.04764 | 132 | 105 | 20 | 7 |
1333 | The succulents still need to be watered, my liege. | 1.2576 | 0.04515 | 132 | 103 | 24 | 5 |
1334 | Is this where I sign up for the Game of Thorns? | 1.2576 | 0.04385 | 132 | 102 | 26 | 4 |
1335 | Your highness, the Queen asks if you're still feeling prickly. | 1.2576 | 0.04251 | 132 | 101 | 28 | 3 |
1336 | It’s just a uniform my lord, we all think you’re quite approachable. | 1.2576 | 0.04515 | 132 | 103 | 24 | 5 |
1337 | Ah, so that’s what they meant when they told me to expect a prick. | 1.2576 | 0.04764 | 132 | 105 | 20 | 7 |
1338 | Oh, I was expecting a CROWN of thorns... | 1.2576 | 0.04764 | 132 | 105 | 20 | 7 |
1339 | Forgive me your majesty, but the knights feel you have deserted them. | 1.2576 | 0.04385 | 132 | 102 | 26 | 4 |
1340 | Mom said you needed a hug today | 1.2576 | 0.04641 | 132 | 104 | 22 | 6 |
1341 | I wear my personality--you inhabit yours. | 1.2576 | 0.04112 | 132 | 100 | 30 | 2 |
1342 | Next time, My Lord, I'm heading to the mountains, and I'll bring you back a case of Coors Light. | 1.2576 | 0.04515 | 132 | 103 | 24 | 5 |
1343 | Being the King of the Pricks is nothing to be proud of. | 1.2576 | 0.04764 | 132 | 105 | 20 | 7 |
1344 | Fine–keep your plants to yourself. | 1.2576 | 0.04641 | 132 | 104 | 22 | 6 |
1345 | Game of Thorns: Season One | 1.2576 | 0.04385 | 132 | 102 | 26 | 4 |
1346 | I thought they would make you appear less prickly, Your Highness. | 1.2576 | 0.04764 | 132 | 105 | 20 | 7 |
1347 | Me thinks you have a prickly disposition, my Lord. | 1.2576 | 0.04385 | 132 | 102 | 26 | 4 |
1348 | Sire, it’s a messenger from ‘Between Two Ferns’ bearing a cease and desist scroll. | 1.2576 | 0.04251 | 132 | 101 | 28 | 3 |
1349 | It will go down in history as the "War of the Succulents" | 1.2560 | 0.04385 | 125 | 96 | 26 | 3 |
1350 | Maybe you could explain what ambience you are going for. | 1.2560 | 0.04080 | 125 | 94 | 30 | 1 |
1351 | I have summoned the Gila Monsters. | 1.2520 | 0.04178 | 127 | 97 | 28 | 2 |
1352 | I don’t care if you’re the only eight-year-old with a beard, Ricky, it’s my turn to play king. | 1.2520 | 0.04739 | 127 | 101 | 20 | 6 |
1353 | The castle looks desert-ed. | 1.2520 | 0.04325 | 127 | 98 | 26 | 3 |
1354 | Make me a prince and my suit is yours " | 1.2520 | 0.04325 | 127 | 98 | 26 | 3 |
1355 | Game of Thorns | 1.2520 | 0.04325 | 127 | 98 | 26 | 3 |
1356 | When you said you wanted to encourage pot use, this wasn't what your subjects had in mind. | 1.2520 | 0.04467 | 127 | 99 | 24 | 4 |
1357 | Sire, you're known by the company you keep. | 1.2520 | 0.04467 | 127 | 99 | 24 | 4 |
1358 | Greetings Sir Plants-a-lot. | 1.2520 | 0.04325 | 127 | 98 | 26 | 3 |
1359 | Simple. Succulents don’t stage coups. | 1.2520 | 0.04467 | 127 | 99 | 24 | 4 |
1360 | I think it's a brilliant way to make climate change work for us, sire. | 1.2520 | 0.04869 | 127 | 102 | 18 | 7 |
1361 | Sire,we have conquered the neighboring kingdom,but they haven't invented tweezers yet either. I'm sorry. | 1.2520 | 0.04325 | 127 | 98 | 26 | 3 |
1362 | Your Highness, we have a lizard problem. | 1.2520 | 0.04467 | 127 | 99 | 24 | 4 |
1363 | Good to see you again, Dad. I see you're still a stickler for punishment! | 1.2520 | 0.04467 | 127 | 99 | 24 | 4 |
1364 | Welcome news, Majesty. The people love your fairy tales of eternal economic growth. | 1.2520 | 0.04605 | 127 | 100 | 22 | 5 |
1365 | Sire, I’ll tell them that your tolerance extends only to drought | 1.2520 | 0.04467 | 127 | 99 | 24 | 4 |
1366 | I said sycophants, not succulents! | 1.2520 | 0.03948 | 127 | 98 | 27 | 2 |
1367 | Sire, dost thou supplant us? | 1.2520 | 0.04178 | 127 | 97 | 28 | 2 |
1368 | My lord , do you need me to get your Crown that matches the plants? | 1.2520 | 0.04178 | 127 | 97 | 28 | 2 |
1369 | You misunderstood, Sure. I said game of thrones. | 1.2520 | 0.04739 | 127 | 101 | 20 | 6 |
1370 | Your closest allies have deserted you. | 1.2520 | 0.04467 | 127 | 99 | 24 | 4 |
1371 | Yes, we all love Between Two Ferns, but I think you're missing the point. | 1.2520 | 0.04605 | 127 | 100 | 22 | 5 |
1372 | The royal landscaper at your service, my King. | 1.2520 | 0.04605 | 127 | 100 | 22 | 5 |
1373 | I see word has traveled of our victory in the Southwest. | 1.2520 | 0.04605 | 127 | 100 | 22 | 5 |
1374 | Sir Bleeds-a-lot requested a change of venue. Sir Faints-a-lot seconded the motion. | 1.2520 | 0.04605 | 127 | 100 | 22 | 5 |
1375 | Bad news Sire, we suspect your new Queen is merely a plant | 1.2520 | 0.04605 | 127 | 100 | 22 | 5 |
1376 | Thy queen speakith, she doth think thee a real prick. | 1.2520 | 0.04739 | 127 | 101 | 20 | 6 |
1377 | We are not amused, Sir Succulent. | 1.2520 | 0.04739 | 127 | 101 | 20 | 6 |
1378 | The Knights of Arizona at your service! | 1.2520 | 0.04739 | 127 | 101 | 20 | 6 |
1379 | If it please my Lord, we have xeriscaped our foes. | 1.2520 | 0.04325 | 127 | 98 | 26 | 3 |
1380 | Your Highness, the Queen findeth thou too thorny and a bit of a prick... | 1.2520 | 0.04869 | 127 | 102 | 18 | 7 |
1381 | My services are no longer required? | 1.2520 | 0.04467 | 127 | 99 | 24 | 4 |
1382 | I, too, thought plants would soften your highness's image. | 1.2520 | 0.04739 | 127 | 101 | 20 | 6 |
1383 | Your new cabinet needs water Sire. | 1.2520 | 0.04467 | 127 | 99 | 24 | 4 |
1384 | Fleeing a little prickly today my liege? | 1.2520 | 0.04325 | 127 | 98 | 26 | 3 |
1385 | If only you had two ferns, it would be perfect. | 1.2520 | 0.04605 | 127 | 100 | 22 | 5 |
1386 | Someday, son, you'll be the King of Arizona. Meanwhile, seek shade. | 1.2520 | 0.04605 | 127 | 100 | 22 | 5 |
1387 | They certainly match your personality m'lord...please don't exile me. | 1.2520 | 0.04605 | 127 | 100 | 22 | 5 |
1388 | Game Of Thorns - Season Finale | 1.2520 | 0.04605 | 127 | 100 | 22 | 5 |
1389 | So it’s game of thorns eh? | 1.2520 | 0.04605 | 127 | 100 | 22 | 5 |
1390 | Tactics? I'm sorry, my liege, I miss understood. | 1.2520 | 0.04325 | 127 | 98 | 26 | 3 |
1391 | I don't think "Between Two Pricks" will cut it. | 1.2520 | 0.04739 | 127 | 101 | 20 | 6 |
1392 | And Donald Trump calls me nuts. | 1.2520 | 0.04467 | 127 | 99 | 24 | 4 |
1393 | Bad news, sire. The aphids are massing outside the gates> | 1.2520 | 0.04325 | 127 | 98 | 26 | 3 |
1394 | I bring tidings from my liege lord to the King of the Southwest | 1.2520 | 0.04739 | 127 | 101 | 20 | 6 |
1395 | The gardener said they would make you seem more approachable | 1.2520 | 0.04467 | 127 | 99 | 24 | 4 |
1396 | I'm wearing this because last time I moved your plants I was nettled. I also had cactus wounds and I really don't trust your flytrap. | 1.2520 | 0.04739 | 127 | 101 | 20 | 6 |
1397 | Sire, you clearly said 'Show some spine' | 1.2520 | 0.04739 | 127 | 101 | 20 | 6 |
1398 | All I'm saying is maybe move your throne into the sun. | 1.2520 | 0.04467 | 127 | 99 | 24 | 4 |
1399 | So I guess that is your comfort Cactus. | 1.2520 | 0.04178 | 127 | 97 | 28 | 2 |
1400 | Sire, I beg your forgiveness, I thought you said bring me succulents, not sustenance. | 1.2520 | 0.04605 | 127 | 100 | 22 | 5 |
1401 | You're looking sharp, Sir. | 1.2520 | 0.04178 | 127 | 97 | 28 | 2 |
1402 | ‘Well, the public relations team thought it would make you seem less prickly.’ | 1.2520 | 0.04325 | 127 | 98 | 26 | 3 |
1403 | Excuse me, sire, but the show is called Game of Thrones, not Game of Thorns. | 1.2520 | 0.04537 | 127 | 102 | 19 | 6 |
1404 | But Sire, whilst you may have overheard me mention “succulent,” I was definitely not speaking of Lady Guenevere | 1.2520 | 0.04325 | 127 | 98 | 26 | 3 |
1405 | I thought you said heir to the thorn. | 1.2520 | 0.04605 | 127 | 100 | 22 | 5 |
1406 | The rioters outside want a selfie with you sitting on the Royal Cacti. | 1.2520 | 0.04467 | 127 | 99 | 24 | 4 |
1407 | I asked for dessert and you guys brought me the desert. | 1.2520 | 0.04605 | 127 | 100 | 22 | 5 |
1408 | I will protect the realm and slay any who so watereth more than once a week. | 1.2520 | 0.04467 | 127 | 99 | 24 | 4 |
1409 | No. They’re calling you tyrannical, not botanical | 1.2520 | 0.04467 | 127 | 99 | 24 | 4 |
1410 | The enemy fired more tumbleweed toward us, sir. | 1.2520 | 0.04467 | 127 | 99 | 24 | 4 |
1411 | You're known all over the land as prickly. | 1.2520 | 0.04605 | 127 | 100 | 22 | 5 |
1412 | Whatsa matter? Cac tus your tongue? | 1.2520 | 0.04537 | 127 | 102 | 19 | 6 |
1413 | But Sire, it's a dry heat. | 1.2520 | 0.04605 | 127 | 100 | 22 | 5 |
1414 | Your Majesty, we still can’t find the watering can. | 1.2520 | 0.04325 | 127 | 98 | 26 | 3 |
1415 | Your Highness, when I suggested that you grow a few, that's not what I meant. | 1.2520 | 0.04467 | 127 | 99 | 24 | 4 |
1416 | Sire, when I said we need a protective border I was not thinking low growing perennials, but we can see how it works out. | 1.2520 | 0.04467 | 127 | 99 | 24 | 4 |
1417 | It's a LITTLE intimidating, I guess. | 1.2520 | 0.04026 | 127 | 96 | 30 | 1 |
1418 | Clearly, nobody would dare accuse Your Majesty of being a tree hugger. | 1.2520 | 0.04467 | 127 | 99 | 24 | 4 |
1419 | Sure Your Highness, we can invade Tuscon again. | 1.2520 | 0.04605 | 127 | 100 | 22 | 5 |
1420 | Sire, the hedges have fallen! | 1.2520 | 0.04605 | 127 | 100 | 22 | 5 |
1421 | Yes, it does appear that I am a stranger in a strange land. | 1.2520 | 0.04605 | 127 | 100 | 22 | 5 |
1422 | Your highness, the governor of Arizona demands the return of his saguaros posthaste lest it be checkmate for you. | 1.2520 | 0.04252 | 127 | 100 | 23 | 4 |
1423 | You said, 'Have my dessert ready'? My bad. | 1.2520 | 0.04467 | 127 | 99 | 24 | 4 |
1424 | I see the Queen has deserted you yet again, Sire. | 1.2500 | 0.04069 | 124 | 94 | 29 | 1 |
1425 | Didn't expect me to bring a suit, did you? | 1.2500 | 0.04296 | 128 | 99 | 26 | 3 |
1426 | Sire, I believe it is time for us to leave burning man. | 1.2500 | 0.04437 | 128 | 100 | 24 | 4 |
1427 | The royal cook reports tonight's feast will feature some of your favorites, sire: grilled hedgehog, sauteed sea urchin, and prickly pear sorbet, all served with spiked mead. | 1.2500 | 0.04150 | 128 | 98 | 28 | 2 |
1428 | Happy birthday, you old prick. | 1.2500 | 0.04706 | 128 | 102 | 20 | 6 |
1429 | Touché, or not touché, that is the question. | 1.2500 | 0.04573 | 128 | 101 | 22 | 5 |
1430 | I’m ready for bed now dear. | 1.2500 | 0.04526 | 124 | 97 | 23 | 4 |
1431 | Yeah my vorpal blade went snicker-snack, but what I really need are some vorpal hedge trimmers. | 1.2500 | 0.04437 | 128 | 100 | 24 | 4 |
1432 | The environment is the holy grail. | 1.2500 | 0.04526 | 124 | 97 | 23 | 4 |
1433 | If you have more plants, it might help your approval rating among millennials. | 1.2500 | 0.04296 | 128 | 99 | 26 | 3 |
1434 | Wait until you see the dungeon. | 1.2500 | 0.04706 | 128 | 102 | 20 | 6 |
1435 | I'm sorry sir, but you beheaded all of the other guards." | 1.2500 | 0.04227 | 124 | 95 | 27 | 2 |
1436 | You said to send in the supplicants? | 1.2500 | 0.04437 | 128 | 100 | 24 | 4 |
1437 | A crown. Thorns. Lemme guess. King of that Wandering Jew? | 1.2500 | 0.04437 | 128 | 100 | 24 | 4 |
1438 | Would your majesty have preferred the Midas touch? | 1.2500 | 0.04437 | 128 | 100 | 24 | 4 |
1439 | Sir, I'm happy to report that all ferns and orchids have been destroyed. | 1.2500 | 0.04227 | 124 | 95 | 27 | 2 |
1440 | I’m sorry your Majesty , I could have sworn you said ‘drought’ not ‘gout’. | 1.2500 | 0.04437 | 128 | 100 | 24 | 4 |
1441 | I'm afraid your botany hasn't made you appear more approachable. | 1.2480 | 0.04198 | 125 | 96 | 27 | 2 |
1442 | Well, fuck you too!" | 1.2480 | 0.04773 | 125 | 100 | 19 | 6 |
1443 | It's raining, sire. I think we can refill the moat now. | 1.2480 | 0.04198 | 125 | 96 | 27 | 2 |
1444 | The cacti will discourage your excessive use of the royal touch. | 1.2480 | 0.04495 | 125 | 98 | 23 | 4 |
1445 | Shall I summon Merlin, sire? | 1.2480 | 0.04349 | 125 | 97 | 25 | 3 |
1446 | No your majesty, they wouldn't dare call you spineless again. | 1.2480 | 0.04636 | 125 | 99 | 21 | 5 |
1447 | I can't tell if I wet my pants or it's just all the sweat. | 1.2480 | 0.04495 | 125 | 98 | 23 | 4 |
1448 | The locust are coming. | 1.2480 | 0.04198 | 125 | 96 | 27 | 2 |
1449 | Kill the gardener? | 1.2480 | 0.04349 | 125 | 97 | 25 | 3 |
1450 | We know you're lonely, but the commoners report they, too, need armor to approach you. | 1.2480 | 0.04495 | 125 | 98 | 23 | 4 |
1451 | Sir. What’s your point? | 1.2480 | 0.04349 | 125 | 97 | 25 | 3 |
1452 | I'm guessing the secret service has gone "green" or you really pissed off the Queen. | 1.2480 | 0.04495 | 125 | 98 | 23 | 4 |
1453 | All Gardeners dress like this. | 1.2480 | 0.04773 | 125 | 100 | 19 | 6 |
1454 | Sir, it’s King of the Castle, not King of the Cactus. | 1.2480 | 0.04495 | 125 | 98 | 23 | 4 |
1455 | I agree your Highness - it creates a mystical ambience. | 1.2480 | 0.04041 | 125 | 95 | 29 | 1 |
1456 | I think calling us Deserters might give the wrong impression. | 1.2480 | 0.04773 | 125 | 100 | 19 | 6 |
1457 | Of course your majesty. A man's home is his cacti. | 1.2480 | 0.04349 | 125 | 97 | 25 | 3 |
1458 | Acclimatizing before mounting your assault on Trump's wall, Sire? | 1.2480 | 0.04495 | 125 | 98 | 23 | 4 |
1459 | Plants with defense mechanisms can't replace guards. | 1.2480 | 0.04349 | 125 | 97 | 25 | 3 |
1460 | My Lord, it seems Sir Zach Galifianakis has already laid claim to a similar concept. | 1.2460 | 0.04319 | 126 | 98 | 25 | 3 |
1461 | Wasn't it a crown of thorns? | 1.2460 | 0.04871 | 126 | 102 | 17 | 7 |
1462 | 'Between Two Cacti' just doesn't have the same ring to it. | 1.2460 | 0.04739 | 126 | 101 | 19 | 6 |
1463 | I know not of this Pyracantha you seek. | 1.2460 | 0.04603 | 126 | 100 | 21 | 5 |
1464 | Talk about approach avoidance conflicts... | 1.2460 | 0.04014 | 126 | 96 | 29 | 1 |
1465 | Sire, the global warmists have arrived. Off with their heads? | 1.2460 | 0.04319 | 126 | 98 | 25 | 3 |
1466 | Your Majesty, the word throughout the kingdom is that your relationship with the Queen has grown quite...prickly. | 1.2460 | 0.04603 | 126 | 100 | 21 | 5 |
1467 | Now that we’ve conquered Cacti, what do you think about going after the Ivy’s? | 1.2460 | 0.04319 | 126 | 98 | 25 | 3 |
1468 | They said something about a "defensive personality", sir. | 1.2460 | 0.04463 | 126 | 99 | 23 | 4 |
1469 | I signed up to go to battle not to trim your hedges! | 1.2460 | 0.04603 | 126 | 100 | 21 | 5 |
1470 | My Lord. Might I suggest you send the botanists instead? | 1.2460 | 0.04871 | 126 | 102 | 17 | 7 |
1471 | Sorry, I thought you said Game of Thorns! | 1.2460 | 0.04319 | 126 | 98 | 25 | 3 |
1472 | The situation is getting pricklier and pricklier | 1.2460 | 0.04319 | 126 | 98 | 25 | 3 |
1473 | sir, we checked and there is no way to make the cactus less prickly | 1.2460 | 0.04603 | 126 | 100 | 21 | 5 |
1474 | I believe it wise that we trade outfits,your highness. | 1.2460 | 0.04739 | 126 | 101 | 19 | 6 |
1475 | House plants for your kingdom, Sire | 1.2460 | 0.04463 | 126 | 99 | 23 | 4 |
1476 | Richard the Lion Heart was a cool handle, king Green Thumb is just going to get you beat up. | 1.2460 | 0.04534 | 126 | 102 | 18 | 6 |
1477 | They're demanding you abdicate, not propagate." | 1.2460 | 0.04391 | 126 | 101 | 20 | 5 |
1478 | Don’t be surprised as your Royal Gardiner I charge extra for uniforms. | 1.2460 | 0.04603 | 126 | 100 | 21 | 5 |
1479 | I’m off for the bougainvillea. | 1.2460 | 0.04169 | 126 | 97 | 27 | 2 |
1480 | Well technically, your highness, everyone in your kingdom is a deserter. | 1.2460 | 0.04463 | 126 | 99 | 23 | 4 |
1481 | You might want to rethink being called "Alfred the Prickly." | 1.2460 | 0.04871 | 126 | 102 | 17 | 7 |
1482 | But Your Highness, your order was "to capture all those little pricks." | 1.2460 | 0.04463 | 126 | 99 | 23 | 4 |
1483 | I know you think they'll protect you. But the uh... knights and I think it's time to get the canons ready. | 1.2460 | 0.04603 | 126 | 100 | 21 | 5 |
1484 | Ni? No, I've never said that. | 1.2460 | 0.04319 | 126 | 98 | 25 | 3 |
1485 | The royal porcupines are ready for walkies | 1.2460 | 0.04463 | 126 | 99 | 23 | 4 |
1486 | Sire, the hedgehogs have escaped again. | 1.2460 | 0.04603 | 126 | 100 | 21 | 5 |
1487 | The enemy is trying to cross the Rio Grande, Your Majesty. We need to build The Wall ! | 1.2460 | 0.04603 | 126 | 100 | 21 | 5 |
1488 | You’re letting me go? | 1.2460 | 0.04319 | 126 | 98 | 25 | 3 |
1489 | Yes, your majesty, I do appreciate the imagery used in describing our prickly situation! | 1.2460 | 0.04463 | 126 | 99 | 23 | 4 |
1490 | So this is the Game of Thorns! | 1.2441 | 0.03987 | 127 | 97 | 29 | 1 |
1491 | Your Royal Highness can rest assured the florist has only good intentions. To his defence, he is an ardent follower of a cult that believes the planet is, well, very warm. | 1.2441 | 0.03573 | 127 | 97 | 30 | 0 |
1492 | Tell the Patrol to plant these along the border. | 1.2417 | 0.04427 | 120 | 94 | 23 | 3 |
1493 | Sire, you have a visitor from PETBA - People for Ethical Treatment of Balloon Animals. | 1.2417 | 0.04266 | 120 | 98 | 17 | 5 |
1494 | As you wish, sire, the decorators have been put to the sword. | 1.2417 | 0.04099 | 120 | 92 | 27 | 1 |
1495 | Sire...I’ve come to join you in this Game of Thorns. | 1.2417 | 0.04583 | 120 | 95 | 21 | 4 |
1496 | You said you were in the mood for something succulent, Sire. | 1.2417 | 0.04583 | 120 | 95 | 21 | 4 |
1497 | Uneasy sits the crown who occupies the Prickly Throne. | 1.2417 | 0.04266 | 120 | 93 | 25 | 2 |
1498 | Sire, the fiery beast has been slain . . . Climate change is now fake news! | 1.2417 | 0.04266 | 120 | 93 | 25 | 2 |
1499 | Sir, did you mean humble supplicants? | 1.2417 | 0.04879 | 120 | 97 | 17 | 6 |
1500 | Surely, My King doth not mean to replace this humble knight with these garden variety pricks? | 1.2417 | 0.05292 | 120 | 100 | 11 | 9 |
1501 | I believe it's 'thrones,' sire. | 1.2417 | 0.04733 | 120 | 96 | 19 | 5 |
1502 | Um, I'm putting in my two weeks notice. King Arthur pays in Gold. | 1.2417 | 0.04879 | 120 | 97 | 17 | 6 |
1503 | I certainly wasn't referring to Your Majesty regarding the prick joke. | 1.2417 | 0.04733 | 120 | 96 | 19 | 5 |
1504 | The Game Of Thorns. | 1.2417 | 0.04733 | 120 | 96 | 19 | 5 |
1505 | You don't need all that protection with me here | 1.2417 | 0.04427 | 120 | 94 | 23 | 3 |
1506 | I'm afraid those are all the cactuses in the tri-kingdom area, my King. | 1.2417 | 0.04583 | 120 | 95 | 21 | 4 |
1507 | I also vow to defend the vibe of the realm. | 1.2417 | 0.04879 | 120 | 97 | 17 | 6 |
1508 | Yes, my liege, not once, not twice, but thrice shall I water them each week. | 1.2417 | 0.04879 | 120 | 97 | 17 | 6 |
1509 | We're the avant-garde of the green protection movement. | 1.2417 | 0.04583 | 120 | 95 | 21 | 4 |
1510 | Sire, I bring tidings from the House of Tudor to the House of Plants | 1.2417 | 0.04583 | 120 | 95 | 21 | 4 |
1511 | I love your dry wit | 1.2417 | 0.04427 | 120 | 94 | 23 | 3 |
1512 | His was a thorny crown your highness. You are merely surrounded by thorny stuff. | 1.2417 | 0.04733 | 120 | 96 | 19 | 5 |
1513 | Yes, my Lord. This is why so many refer to you as the “Big Prick.” | 1.2417 | 0.04733 | 120 | 96 | 19 | 5 |
1514 | Be pragmatic, my liege, one sword is worth a thousand thorns. | 1.2417 | 0.04427 | 120 | 94 | 23 | 3 |
1515 | Mom says I can study interpretive dance instead. | 1.2417 | 0.04506 | 120 | 97 | 18 | 5 |
1516 | Sir the vegans are coming | 1.2417 | 0.04583 | 120 | 95 | 21 | 4 |
1517 | Your majesty, I get a prickly sensation when I’m around you. | 1.2417 | 0.05158 | 120 | 99 | 13 | 8 |
1518 | so this is what a Millennial king is like | 1.2417 | 0.04583 | 120 | 95 | 21 | 4 |
1519 | Sorry for the clutter. The Queen has a new "hobby". | 1.2417 | 0.04583 | 120 | 95 | 21 | 4 |
1520 | I'm living the impossible dream. | 1.2417 | 0.04427 | 120 | 94 | 23 | 3 |
1521 | So this is what a Bud Light® and a Preparation H® commercial looks like, huh? | 1.2417 | 0.04583 | 120 | 95 | 21 | 4 |
1522 | The Royal HVAC knights have been made aware of the problem and will have the air conditioning repaired immediately! | 1.2417 | 0.04099 | 120 | 92 | 27 | 1 |
1523 | Who’s the real prick? | 1.2417 | 0.04583 | 120 | 95 | 21 | 4 |
1524 | Suffering succulents, your highness. | 1.2417 | 0.04583 | 120 | 95 | 21 | 4 |
1525 | You’re replacing me with poison ivy? | 1.2417 | 0.04733 | 120 | 96 | 19 | 5 |
1526 | I’d like to report a possible rain drop your majesty! | 1.2417 | 0.04266 | 120 | 93 | 25 | 2 |
1527 | You should call forth Merlin..he has something new called hemoroidal cream... | 1.2417 | 0.04733 | 120 | 96 | 19 | 5 |
1528 | In the land of cacti, he with a suit of armor is King! | 1.2417 | 0.04427 | 120 | 94 | 23 | 3 |
1529 | Game of Thorns just isn't as interesting. | 1.2417 | 0.04266 | 120 | 93 | 25 | 2 |
1530 | So. . . those aren't for torturing prisoners? | 1.2417 | 0.04427 | 120 | 94 | 23 | 3 |
1531 | Sire, you appear quite prickly of late. | 1.2417 | 0.04427 | 120 | 94 | 23 | 3 |
1532 | The Princess sees your four potted plants and calls your bluff by raising one intact bed of roses. | 1.2417 | 0.04266 | 120 | 93 | 25 | 2 |
1533 | Our forces successfully invaded the Home & Garden department, but alas, all succulents were sold out. | 1.2417 | 0.04583 | 120 | 95 | 21 | 4 |
1534 | I see California water laws are growing more severe, my liege. | 1.2417 | 0.04879 | 120 | 97 | 17 | 6 |
1535 | Your majesty, I hate to tell you, however, you’re in a very prickly situation. | 1.2417 | 0.04583 | 120 | 95 | 21 | 4 |
1536 | It's "cabbages and kings." | 1.2417 | 0.04733 | 120 | 96 | 19 | 5 |
1537 | Well, your Tinder profile did say 'proud plant-dad'. | 1.2417 | 0.04583 | 120 | 95 | 21 | 4 |
1538 | Simple explanation, your Highness, on our recent collection of taxes. I heard you wanted the knights to collect MORE CACTUS. | 1.2417 | 0.04427 | 120 | 94 | 23 | 3 |
1539 | I take it that the seed funding has come through? | 1.2417 | 0.04583 | 120 | 95 | 21 | 4 |
1540 | Are you my secret service knight against these potting and planting killers | 1.2417 | 0.04427 | 120 | 94 | 23 | 3 |
1541 | The lawyer said the "King Ranch" name's been taken. | 1.2417 | 0.04427 | 120 | 94 | 23 | 3 |
1542 | Sire, I'd like to speak with you about some of the wizard's recent activities. | 1.2417 | 0.04733 | 120 | 96 | 19 | 5 |
1543 | We knights feel you’ve become too prickly. | 1.2417 | 0.04427 | 120 | 94 | 23 | 3 |
1544 | I am here for the game of thorns | 1.2417 | 0.04879 | 120 | 97 | 17 | 6 |
1545 | I know you want to join the crusade, but who will look after the plants? | 1.2417 | 0.04099 | 120 | 92 | 27 | 1 |
1546 | You have a dry sense of humor. | 1.2417 | 0.04099 | 120 | 92 | 27 | 1 |
1547 | The soldiers have deserted you, Your Majesty. | 1.2417 | 0.04583 | 120 | 95 | 21 | 4 |
1548 | So do I introduce you as ‘King of the Nursery’ or ‘Lord Homedepot’? | 1.2417 | 0.04733 | 120 | 96 | 19 | 5 |
1549 | I said I needed thrones, not thorns... | 1.2417 | 0.04183 | 120 | 95 | 22 | 3 |
1550 | I thought this was Game of Thrones, not Game of Thorns. | 1.2417 | 0.04583 | 120 | 95 | 21 | 4 |
1551 | I feel like sometimes these meetings get a little prickly. | 1.2417 | 0.04266 | 120 | 93 | 25 | 2 |
1552 | We have a rather prickly situation, your highness. | 1.2417 | 0.04583 | 120 | 95 | 21 | 4 |
1553 | 'Feed him to the Venus Flytraps' just doesn't do it for me. | 1.2417 | 0.04583 | 120 | 95 | 21 | 4 |
1554 | "I said thrones not thorns | 1.2417 | 0.04583 | 120 | 95 | 21 | 4 |
1555 | This masterful display shouts your commitment to environmental protection. | 1.2417 | 0.04099 | 120 | 92 | 27 | 1 |
1556 | I must say, being King of the Desert is quite nice, although a bit hot. However, it’s a dry heat!” | 1.2417 | 0.04879 | 120 | 97 | 17 | 6 |
1557 | They've breached the outer wall. I hope they don't have gloves. | 1.2417 | 0.04583 | 120 | 95 | 21 | 4 |
1558 | Damn foreigners taking my job. | 1.2417 | 0.04266 | 120 | 93 | 25 | 2 |
1559 | I'm trying to curry favor with the millennial voter base. | 1.2417 | 0.04099 | 120 | 92 | 27 | 1 |
1560 | You meant to ask for succulents, your highness? | 1.2417 | 0.04583 | 120 | 95 | 21 | 4 |
1561 | I, Sir Barr, will serve you devotedly, Great Majesty, through both thorny and succulent times. | 1.2417 | 0.04733 | 120 | 96 | 19 | 5 |
1562 | It's nature, your Highness. But is it our nature? | 1.2414 | 0.04682 | 116 | 92 | 20 | 4 |
1563 | ‘“Running out of temperate land to conquer, aren’t we, my Lord?” | 1.2400 | 0.04873 | 125 | 102 | 16 | 7 |
1564 | It's only until you settle the Palace Guards Union strike. | 1.2400 | 0.05148 | 100 | 80 | 16 | 4 |
1565 | You don't have to say 'My kingdom for a glass of water' every time. | 1.2397 | 0.04549 | 121 | 96 | 21 | 4 |
1566 | Now I feel safe to sit at your side. | 1.2397 | 0.04549 | 121 | 96 | 21 | 4 |
1567 | I'm allowed to have hobbies | 1.2397 | 0.04236 | 121 | 94 | 25 | 2 |
1568 | I have been summoned to trim the cactus, your majesty. | 1.2397 | 0.04236 | 121 | 94 | 25 | 2 |
1569 | I Said: “This Is A Thorny Issue!” Now GoodKnight! | 1.2397 | 0.04395 | 121 | 95 | 23 | 3 |
1570 | Things seem to be a little thornier around here | 1.2397 | 0.04236 | 121 | 94 | 25 | 2 |
1571 | The Queen refused your request | 1.2397 | 0.04549 | 121 | 96 | 21 | 4 |
1572 | Get rid of the ones that are not phallic. | 1.2397 | 0.04395 | 121 | 95 | 23 | 3 |
1573 | If you say “cactuses” then “cactuses” it shall be, Sire | 1.2397 | 0.04395 | 121 | 95 | 23 | 3 |
1574 | I said bring the tweezers, not that thing. | 1.2397 | 0.04698 | 121 | 97 | 19 | 5 |
1575 | Ok you win, but Home Depot sells them for less. | 1.2397 | 0.04236 | 121 | 99 | 17 | 5 |
1576 | Sir, I swear the plant just said "feed me Seymour"! | 1.2397 | 0.04549 | 121 | 96 | 21 | 4 |
1577 | Hi, I'm a gladiator, and I'm looking for gladiolas. | 1.2397 | 0.04549 | 121 | 96 | 21 | 4 |
1578 | Rest assured, Sire. As Royal Gardener, I will always dress appropriately and only use my sword for defensive purposes. | 1.2397 | 0.04236 | 121 | 94 | 25 | 2 |
1579 | I had no idea that you missed Texas so much, sire. | 1.2397 | 0.04549 | 121 | 96 | 21 | 4 |
1580 | My liege, I come to report that climates in the surrounding regions remain harsh giving strategic advantage only to us and the Succulent Kingdom. | 1.2397 | 0.04070 | 121 | 93 | 27 | 1 |
1581 | This isn't what we had in mind when we suggested a wall. | 1.2397 | 0.04843 | 121 | 98 | 17 | 6 |
1582 | and now I am the deadly Knight Shade? | 1.2397 | 0.04236 | 121 | 94 | 25 | 2 |
1583 | Perhaps I should seek something more bong-worthy for His Highness on my next crusade? | 1.2397 | 0.04698 | 121 | 97 | 19 | 5 |
1584 | King George rules with an iron fist, but he also has an unbelievably green thumb. | 1.2397 | 0.04698 | 121 | 97 | 19 | 5 |
1585 | It's part of our new Summer Castle decor | 1.2397 | 0.04549 | 121 | 96 | 21 | 4 |
1586 | An impenetrable wall of succulents may not be the best way to defend the throne, your majesty. | 1.2397 | 0.04236 | 121 | 94 | 25 | 2 |
1587 | Prickly subjects, your majesty | 1.2397 | 0.04395 | 121 | 95 | 23 | 3 |
1588 | I'm sorry we dipped you in ink, sir. Now I'm afraid there's another thorny issue... | 1.2397 | 0.04549 | 121 | 96 | 21 | 4 |
1589 | They are still refusing to recognize you as King of the South West. | 1.2397 | 0.03984 | 121 | 95 | 24 | 2 |
1590 | Zach Galifianakis is requesting an interview. | 1.2397 | 0.04236 | 121 | 94 | 25 | 2 |
1591 | Why do you think I will find the Holy Grail in Arizona? | 1.2397 | 0.03325 | 121 | 99 | 19 | 3 |
1592 | Not literally a war of roses, sir. | 1.2397 | 0.04549 | 121 | 96 | 21 | 4 |
1593 | I believe your majesty is taking this Plantagenet idea too far. | 1.2397 | 0.04549 | 121 | 96 | 21 | 4 |
1594 | Succulents are very 9th century. Just sayin. | 1.2397 | 0.04395 | 121 | 95 | 23 | 3 |
1595 | Sire, I would never desert you. | 1.2397 | 0.04395 | 121 | 95 | 23 | 3 |
1596 | The people have spoken. They think you are a prick ! | 1.2397 | 0.05119 | 121 | 100 | 13 | 8 |
1597 | Are you sure my armour is enough to protect me as your new gardener? | 1.2397 | 0.04549 | 121 | 96 | 21 | 4 |
1598 | They're "attack plants." Part of our Green Initiative. | 1.2397 | 0.04549 | 121 | 96 | 21 | 4 |
1599 | They survived the desert campaign | 1.2397 | 0.04395 | 121 | 95 | 23 | 3 |
1600 | Your father had a different vision of tribute. | 1.2397 | 0.04698 | 121 | 97 | 19 | 5 |
1601 | Yes, your spikiness. | 1.2397 | 0.04843 | 121 | 98 | 17 | 6 |
1602 | Unfortunately, they’re out of ferns, sir. | 1.2397 | 0.04070 | 121 | 93 | 27 | 1 |
1603 | Brilliant strategy for keeping the palace green, King Midas. | 1.2397 | 0.04395 | 121 | 95 | 23 | 3 |
1604 | I suppose that's your way of maintaining personal boundaries? | 1.2397 | 0.04236 | 121 | 94 | 25 | 2 |
1605 | Our new Image Consultant likes the metaphors the Thorns and Meat Eating Plants portray. | 1.2397 | 0.04395 | 121 | 95 | 23 | 3 |
1606 | Yeah I know it it’s a dry heat, but..... | 1.2397 | 0.04236 | 121 | 94 | 25 | 2 |
1607 | Global warming comes to Camelot | 1.2397 | 0.04549 | 121 | 96 | 21 | 4 |
1608 | I wouldn't describe you as thorny, no. | 1.2397 | 0.04236 | 121 | 94 | 25 | 2 |
1609 | So you won't be needing my services any more?! | 1.2397 | 0.04698 | 121 | 97 | 19 | 5 |
1610 | You seem very rooted in that throne. | 1.2397 | 0.04698 | 121 | 97 | 19 | 5 |
1611 | The men feel you've become a bit prickly of late | 1.2397 | 0.03526 | 121 | 95 | 25 | 1 |
1612 | Your Grace, we tracked down the missing Etsy packages | 1.2397 | 0.04236 | 121 | 94 | 25 | 2 |
1613 | I think they add a less murderous tone to my reign, don’t you? | 1.2397 | 0.04236 | 121 | 94 | 25 | 2 |
1614 | I'm a despot, but I still want the place to look nice. | 1.2397 | 0.04070 | 121 | 93 | 27 | 1 |
1615 | Which one's the wife? | 1.2397 | 0.04236 | 121 | 94 | 25 | 2 |
1616 | Honestly, am I being a prick? | 1.2397 | 0.04843 | 121 | 98 | 17 | 6 |
1617 | Sir, I said the troops wanted TO desert; not A desert. | 1.2397 | 0.04236 | 121 | 94 | 25 | 2 |
1618 | Lookin' sharp! | 1.2397 | 0.03984 | 121 | 95 | 24 | 2 |
1619 | King Midas rejected your offer. | 1.2397 | 0.04154 | 121 | 96 | 22 | 3 |
1620 | The throne is very prickly these days. | 1.2397 | 0.04395 | 121 | 95 | 23 | 3 |
1621 | Under my reign there will be no rain. | 1.2397 | 0.04698 | 121 | 97 | 19 | 5 |
1622 | The people from the Cactus and Succulent Society are here. They want their children back. | 1.2397 | 0.04698 | 121 | 97 | 19 | 5 |
1623 | These should put an end to the idle talk of Your Majesty's being spineless. | 1.2397 | 0.04698 | 121 | 97 | 19 | 5 |
1624 | No, the Empire of Rome wants your kingdom to be 'supplicants'. | 1.2397 | 0.04549 | 121 | 96 | 21 | 4 |
1625 | Touché, my King, touché! | 1.2393 | 0.04317 | 117 | 91 | 24 | 2 |
1626 | Thrones | 1.2385 | 0.04681 | 109 | 86 | 20 | 3 |
1627 | Yes, Sire, you are the absolute King of the Pricks. | 1.2353 | 0.04878 | 119 | 97 | 16 | 6 |
1628 | Podner, reckon you better smile when you decree that. | 1.2353 | 0.04418 | 119 | 94 | 22 | 3 |
1629 | Your highness, it seems you've gotten yourself into a prickly situation. | 1.2353 | 0.04577 | 119 | 95 | 20 | 4 |
1630 | Congratulations, your majesty, on winning Game of Thorns | 1.2353 | 0.04730 | 119 | 96 | 18 | 5 |
1631 | I said, "Bring me my fiddlers three... not cactus tree!" | 1.2353 | 0.04730 | 119 | 96 | 18 | 5 |
1632 | In 500 years you’ll need to be between two ferns. | 1.2353 | 0.04418 | 119 | 94 | 22 | 3 |
1633 | I trust His Majesty is enjoying Las Vegas? | 1.2348 | 0.04676 | 115 | 92 | 19 | 4 |
1634 | I'm afraid this fabric doesn't breathe, sir for this climate. | 1.2348 | 0.04337 | 115 | 90 | 23 | 2 |
1635 | Unfortunately the title of "Sire of Succulents" has been taken by another kingdom... | 1.2348 | 0.04676 | 115 | 92 | 19 | 4 |
1636 | The Dutch aren't interested in cactus. If you want the tulips we'll have to invade. | 1.2348 | 0.03970 | 115 | 88 | 27 | 0 |
1637 | Listen, if you want your millennial subjects to like you, you’re going to have to get behind houseplants. Ok? | 1.2348 | 0.04676 | 115 | 92 | 19 | 4 |
1638 | Oh King of Sedona, what is Thy bidding? | 1.2348 | 0.04510 | 115 | 91 | 21 | 3 |
1639 | There seems to be a lot of thorny issues sire | 1.2348 | 0.05142 | 115 | 95 | 13 | 7 |
1640 | So then I said, m'lady, Phoenix gets 350-days of sun each year, just think of your gorgeous tan. She said, tell him no-freakin' way, Lancelot. | 1.2348 | 0.04676 | 115 | 92 | 19 | 4 |
1641 | No, Sire, I'm pretty sure I said 'Practice makes perfect'. | 1.2348 | 0.04510 | 115 | 91 | 21 | 3 |
1642 | Dad, why are you always so prickly? | 1.2348 | 0.04510 | 115 | 91 | 21 | 3 |
1643 | 'Believe me your highness, I get the point' | 1.2348 | 0.04510 | 115 | 91 | 21 | 3 |
1644 | Don't lean over. | 1.2348 | 0.04676 | 115 | 92 | 19 | 4 |
1645 | My agent said this was Between Two Ferns. | 1.2348 | 0.04248 | 115 | 92 | 20 | 3 |
1646 | I see your highness has been talking to the plants again | 1.2348 | 0.04510 | 115 | 91 | 21 | 3 |
1647 | Sire, the peasants are wary of your rule with a green thumb. | 1.2348 | 0.04337 | 115 | 90 | 23 | 2 |
1648 | Ok, so we failed to conquer Arizona for you...keep the catus for photo-ops and we'll move on to New Mexico. | 1.2348 | 0.04510 | 115 | 91 | 21 | 3 |
1649 | Your cactus problem is getting out of hand. We live in England. | 1.2348 | 0.04337 | 115 | 90 | 23 | 2 |
1650 | The dragon still has all the flowers my lord | 1.2348 | 0.04337 | 115 | 90 | 23 | 2 |
1651 | Sire, I'm the most succulent knight in your kingdom. | 1.2348 | 0.05142 | 115 | 95 | 13 | 7 |
1652 | Sire, I believe a thorny crown might be taking things a tad far. | 1.2348 | 0.04158 | 115 | 89 | 25 | 1 |
1653 | Sire, the people wish to know if you enjoyed "Old Town Road" | 1.2348 | 0.03970 | 115 | 93 | 19 | 3 |
1654 | I will do your bidding, but choose to shed my blood on the jousting grounds. | 1.2348 | 0.04337 | 115 | 90 | 23 | 2 |
1655 | Your Highness, now that we’ve moved the kingdom to Sedona, might I suggest linen”. | 1.2348 | 0.04510 | 115 | 91 | 21 | 3 |
1656 | Why not try wearing this suit if you feel that your subjects are thorns in your side. | 1.2348 | 0.04158 | 115 | 94 | 17 | 4 |
1657 | Prickly, I know... | 1.2328 | 0.04304 | 116 | 91 | 23 | 2 |
1658 | Seems they feel you could be a little kinder, Your Majesty. | 1.2328 | 0.03644 | 116 | 95 | 18 | 3 |
1659 | True, your majesty. We have. But this situation is even more prickly. | 1.2328 | 0.04304 | 116 | 91 | 23 | 2 |
1660 | Well, we were in Jerusalem after all... | 1.2328 | 0.04127 | 116 | 90 | 25 | 1 |
1661 | I'm sure the term "Prickly King" is one of endearment sire. | 1.2328 | 0.04475 | 116 | 92 | 21 | 3 |
1662 | I SAID to bring me a shrubbery! | 1.2328 | 0.04798 | 116 | 94 | 17 | 5 |
1663 | Yes, sire. Your subjects will get the point. | 1.2328 | 0.04304 | 116 | 91 | 23 | 2 |
1664 | I will defend king and country, but I cannot defend your choice of decor | 1.2328 | 0.04304 | 116 | 91 | 23 | 2 |
1665 | King Cactus - I bring word from Queen Mirage concerning Prince Quicksand.. | 1.2328 | 0.04640 | 116 | 93 | 19 | 4 |
1666 | It's someone named Galifinakis. | 1.2328 | 0.04798 | 116 | 94 | 17 | 5 |
1667 | Climate change?!? What climate change?!? | 1.2328 | 0.04640 | 116 | 93 | 19 | 4 |
1668 | Yes, I think it's too soon for The Game of Thorns | 1.2328 | 0.03644 | 116 | 90 | 26 | 0 |
1669 | I'm Prince Valiant. Were you looking for Prince Succulent? | 1.2328 | 0.04952 | 116 | 95 | 15 | 6 |
1670 | And what do the cacti suggest, Sire? | 1.2328 | 0.04304 | 116 | 91 | 23 | 2 |
1671 | I think you are missing the point. | 1.2328 | 0.04127 | 116 | 90 | 25 | 1 |
1672 | Good news Sire, the new first hug the cactus rule has completely opened up your calendar. | 1.2328 | 0.04640 | 116 | 93 | 19 | 4 |
1673 | I’d heard that you surround yourself with pricks. | 1.2328 | 0.03941 | 116 | 89 | 27 | 0 |
1674 | Your Majesty, I'm the royal cactus trimmer at your service. | 1.2328 | 0.04304 | 116 | 91 | 23 | 2 |
1675 | Sire, the Network is not interested in the Game of Thorns. Nor Thorn Birds. | 1.2328 | 0.04952 | 116 | 95 | 15 | 6 |
1676 | But I don't want to play the Game of Thorns. | 1.2328 | 0.04304 | 116 | 91 | 23 | 2 |
1677 | Sire, it’s a false choice between poison ivy, and cactus in my armor , may I have a by? | 1.2328 | 0.04952 | 116 | 95 | 15 | 6 |
1678 | I think you need a new groundskeeper Sire. | 1.2328 | 0.04035 | 116 | 92 | 22 | 2 |
1679 | Shall I feed the would-be usurper to Seymour? | 1.2328 | 0.04640 | 116 | 93 | 19 | 4 |
1680 | Your highness the priests mistranslated the passage. Apparently it is supposed to read a crown OF thorns. | 1.2328 | 0.04304 | 116 | 91 | 23 | 2 |
1681 | Perhaps you should surrender after all, your majesty. They seem to have you surrounded. | 1.2328 | 0.04304 | 116 | 91 | 23 | 2 |
1682 | Sir, I see we are in a prickly situation. | 1.2328 | 0.04798 | 116 | 94 | 17 | 5 |
1683 | Sorry, your highness, I thought you ordered a desert, not dessert. | 1.2328 | 0.04798 | 116 | 94 | 17 | 5 |
1684 | Would Sire desire to bolster throne security with a border of Spanish Bayonet? | 1.2328 | 0.04640 | 116 | 93 | 19 | 4 |
1685 | My liege, I know your coffers are empty, but I don't feel these plants are an adequate replacement for the Royal Guard. | 1.2328 | 0.04304 | 116 | 91 | 23 | 2 |
1686 | The snapdragons are here, sire. | 1.2328 | 0.04640 | 116 | 93 | 19 | 4 |
1687 | We voted not to place them around the Round Table. | 1.2328 | 0.04304 | 116 | 91 | 23 | 2 |
1688 | You summoned me, Your Succulence...? | 1.2328 | 0.04640 | 116 | 93 | 19 | 4 |
1689 | If I may, having a green thumb and the Midas Touch are not quite the same. | 1.2328 | 0.04475 | 116 | 92 | 21 | 3 |
1690 | Your mission, should you choose to accept it, involves a prickly situation all around. | 1.2328 | 0.04798 | 116 | 94 | 17 | 5 |
1691 | Frankly,Your Succulence,our diplomacy is prickly. | 1.2328 | 0.04798 | 116 | 94 | 17 | 5 |
1692 | They're at the gate with a canister of Roundup. | 1.2328 | 0.04304 | 116 | 91 | 23 | 2 |
1693 | The prairie dogs are on lunch break, sir. | 1.2328 | 0.04798 | 116 | 94 | 17 | 5 |
1694 | It's a thorny site you've gotten yourself into... | 1.2328 | 0.04798 | 116 | 94 | 17 | 5 |
1695 | I think I can better protect you than Sir Prickly Pear. | 1.2328 | 0.04952 | 116 | 95 | 15 | 6 |
1696 | Can I borrow your Venus flytrap, you Majesty? I need it to kill a dragonfly. | 1.2328 | 0.04640 | 116 | 93 | 19 | 4 |
1697 | I was defeated and had to take some shrubbery instead. | 1.2328 | 0.04640 | 116 | 93 | 19 | 4 |
1698 | I see you took the advice of your new branding consultants. Very masculine. | 1.2328 | 0.04952 | 116 | 95 | 15 | 6 |
1699 | Read your Machiavelli: There’s no deterrent like a sahuaro cactus. | 1.2328 | 0.04127 | 116 | 90 | 25 | 1 |
1700 | It is called the Amazon Rainforest sire-- but we must hurry. | 1.2328 | 0.04640 | 116 | 93 | 19 | 4 |
1701 | My bodyguards are disposable so I thought I'd go with a more environmentally friendly option. | 1.2328 | 0.04640 | 116 | 93 | 19 | 4 |
1702 | I promise to stop wearing the armor when you promise to stop throwing things at me. | 1.2328 | 0.04952 | 116 | 95 | 15 | 6 |
1703 | The Queen has departed. She said you were too prickly. | 1.2328 | 0.04475 | 116 | 92 | 21 | 3 |
1704 | Yes sire. I get it. I’m a “deserter.” | 1.2328 | 0.04640 | 116 | 93 | 19 | 4 |
1705 | Francisco de Coronado, the next time I send you on an expedition, leave native plants lie and bring back gold! | 1.2328 | 0.04304 | 116 | 91 | 23 | 2 |
1706 | Dad... I'm going to college. | 1.2328 | 0.04640 | 116 | 93 | 19 | 4 |
1707 | That should keep the Queen on the right. | 1.2328 | 0.04475 | 116 | 92 | 21 | 3 |
1708 | The reaction to the re-branding has been prickly, at best. | 1.2328 | 0.04304 | 116 | 91 | 23 | 2 |
1709 | But sire, my turn to water was last Thursday. | 1.2328 | 0.04640 | 116 | 93 | 19 | 4 |
1710 | I won the game of thorns | 1.2328 | 0.04640 | 116 | 93 | 19 | 4 |
1711 | Can I suggest an alternate defensive backstop? | 1.2328 | 0.03941 | 116 | 89 | 27 | 0 |
1712 | We made it a "Game of Thorns" instead. | 1.2328 | 0.04475 | 116 | 92 | 21 | 3 |
1713 | My Lord. Aren't the thorns supposed to be on the crown? | 1.2328 | 0.04304 | 116 | 91 | 23 | 2 |
1714 | The jester said he's working on some dry humor. | 1.2328 | 0.04475 | 116 | 92 | 21 | 3 |
1715 | Your Highness, I say do not swipe either right or left! | 1.2328 | 0.04640 | 116 | 93 | 19 | 4 |
1716 | The press deems my reign to be cactusstrophic. I could not agree more. | 1.2328 | 0.04952 | 116 | 95 | 15 | 6 |
1717 | Even if we continue to dress as we always have, the people are starting to believe climate change is real. | 1.2328 | 0.04952 | 116 | 95 | 15 | 6 |
1718 | how was i supposed to know that "the devils lettuce" meant weed | 1.2328 | 0.04798 | 116 | 94 | 17 | 5 |
1719 | I see I misunderstood what you meant by taking an "alternative approach" to our defenses. | 1.2328 | 0.04798 | 116 | 94 | 17 | 5 |
1720 | Game of Thorns? I'm sorry, I don't get it. | 1.2328 | 0.04304 | 116 | 91 | 23 | 2 |
1721 | I'm just saying... People are starting to say you're less approachable than you used to be. | 1.2328 | 0.04475 | 116 | 92 | 21 | 3 |
1722 | Now that I have captured these plants, what’s next? | 1.2328 | 0.04640 | 116 | 93 | 19 | 4 |
1723 | Image is everything. We have to be with the times, Sire. | 1.2328 | 0.04304 | 116 | 91 | 23 | 2 |
1724 | I wore this because of your new house plants, Sire. | 1.2328 | 0.04798 | 116 | 94 | 17 | 5 |
1725 | Sir, I suggest you be careful with the Midas touch | 1.2328 | 0.04640 | 116 | 93 | 19 | 4 |
1726 | Don’t even think of asking for a selfie with me. | 1.2328 | 0.04127 | 116 | 90 | 25 | 1 |
1727 | I realize we don't have to pay your new guards, but it will be quite difficult to train them. | 1.2328 | 0.04304 | 116 | 91 | 23 | 2 |
1728 | With all due respect Your Highness, you've been a bit prickly of recent. | 1.2328 | 0.04127 | 116 | 90 | 25 | 1 |
1729 | I feel your advisors are planted in their opinion | 1.2328 | 0.04640 | 116 | 93 | 19 | 4 |
1730 | Just think of them as a vegan security array, sire. | 1.2328 | 0.04475 | 116 | 92 | 21 | 3 |
1731 | I've got an idea! Let's make a throne made up entirely of cacti, and call it "Game of Plants!" | 1.2328 | 0.04640 | 116 | 93 | 19 | 4 |
1732 | Sire, I believe there’s treason in our midst but it’s a prickly topic. | 1.2328 | 0.04640 | 116 | 93 | 19 | 4 |
1733 | Sire, dare I say that it might help Your Majesty's poll numbers if Your Majesty would be a tad less prickly with the Press? | 1.2328 | 0.04798 | 116 | 94 | 17 | 5 |
1734 | It appears you are not planning on a Queen!!!! | 1.2328 | 0.04475 | 116 | 92 | 21 | 3 |
1735 | Do we really have to be called "Knights of the Succulent Order'" | 1.2328 | 0.04640 | 116 | 93 | 19 | 4 |
1736 | You tell the Queen "I'll move back home when her mother moves out!" | 1.2328 | 0.04798 | 116 | 94 | 17 | 5 |
1737 | I assume you're here to water my plants. | 1.2328 | 0.04640 | 116 | 93 | 19 | 4 |
1738 | I said I wanted more dessert not desert | 1.2328 | 0.04475 | 116 | 92 | 21 | 3 |
1739 | Queen Audrey keeps saying, "feed me Seymour." | 1.2328 | 0.05027 | 116 | 98 | 10 | 8 |
1740 | We have a prickly situation | 1.2328 | 0.04952 | 116 | 95 | 15 | 6 |
1741 | Between two ferns seemed more your style, my lord. | 1.2328 | 0.04798 | 116 | 94 | 17 | 5 |
1742 | Believe me, Sir, an armor is more efficient... | 1.2328 | 0.04475 | 116 | 92 | 21 | 3 |
1743 | Sire, I have found one man-eater, but transplanting it will be difficult. | 1.2328 | 0.05246 | 116 | 97 | 11 | 8 |
1744 | No, I’m the gardener and I come to prune your cacti. | 1.2328 | 0.04952 | 116 | 95 | 15 | 6 |
1745 | My Lord, Thine queen sayeth it be her or thine house plants. | 1.2328 | 0.05101 | 116 | 96 | 13 | 7 |
1746 | Your majesty...I see you have won the Game of Thorns. | 1.2328 | 0.04640 | 116 | 93 | 19 | 4 |
1747 | Prithee, Sire, relieve your humble servant from this Game of Thorns. | 1.2328 | 0.04952 | 116 | 95 | 15 | 6 |
1748 | Uneasy lies the rump that sits on a thorny throne | 1.2328 | 0.04798 | 116 | 94 | 17 | 5 |
1749 | Your squire said you were feeling thorny, I thought these might help. | 1.2328 | 0.04640 | 116 | 93 | 19 | 4 |
1750 | No, I would not be interested in a gladiatorial fight to the death with your garden. | 1.2328 | 0.04475 | 116 | 92 | 21 | 3 |
1751 | So, forget the Grail? Now it's water? | 1.2328 | 0.04475 | 116 | 92 | 21 | 3 |
1752 | I see you've surrounded yourself with some new pricks. | 1.2328 | 0.04304 | 116 | 91 | 23 | 2 |
1753 | I find you most succulent Sire! | 1.2328 | 0.04798 | 116 | 94 | 17 | 5 |
1754 | The Phoenix Chronicle says to water you just twice a year. | 1.2328 | 0.04640 | 116 | 93 | 19 | 4 |
1755 | I swear, sire, as soon as they discover the New World we will conquer Arizona for you. | 1.2328 | 0.04475 | 116 | 92 | 21 | 3 |
1756 | So that's what the old gardener meant about your prickly side. | 1.2328 | 0.04127 | 116 | 90 | 25 | 1 |
1757 | How's that compassionate conservatism going? | 1.2328 | 0.04475 | 116 | 92 | 21 | 3 |
1758 | I apologize for coming empty handed, Your Highness. I thought you were receiving supplicants. | 1.2328 | 0.04475 | 116 | 92 | 21 | 3 |
1759 | I hope you told Guinevere that sometimes a cactus is just a cactus! | 1.2328 | 0.04640 | 116 | 93 | 19 | 4 |
1760 | I swear neither me or my men watered them. | 1.2328 | 0.04475 | 116 | 92 | 21 | 3 |
1761 | Today,sire,you are positively succulent. | 1.2328 | 0.04798 | 116 | 94 | 17 | 5 |
1762 | The Queen wants the succulents placed on the balcony. | 1.2328 | 0.04798 | 116 | 94 | 17 | 5 |
1763 | Really, your majesty? Thou desireth a crown of thorns | 1.2328 | 0.02699 | 116 | 96 | 18 | 2 |
1764 | If I might speak frankly your highness but I find your courtiers prickly, creepy and loathed by non-combatant flies. | 1.2328 | 0.04304 | 116 | 91 | 23 | 2 |
1765 | This is not what I meant when I wrote ‘your men are moving to desert. | 1.2328 | 0.04952 | 116 | 95 | 15 | 6 |
1766 | My Lord, with great respect, it's never prudent to cut military spending. | 1.2328 | 0.04127 | 116 | 90 | 25 | 1 |
1767 | Your task is to find and uproot the enemy plant. | 1.2328 | 0.04558 | 116 | 95 | 16 | 5 |
1768 | I wish your plants would stop flipping me off. | 1.2328 | 0.04640 | 116 | 93 | 19 | 4 |
1769 | Still at 0 likes, Sire. | 1.2328 | 0.04640 | 116 | 93 | 19 | 4 |
1770 | When I advised you to implement a more comprehensive defense, I was referring to defense of the realm. | 1.2328 | 0.04640 | 116 | 93 | 19 | 4 |
1771 | You've lost the Game of Thorns. | 1.2328 | 0.04475 | 116 | 92 | 21 | 3 |
1772 | The choice of your security detail is your prerogative, your highness, but what happens when you want to go somewhere? | 1.2328 | 0.04640 | 116 | 93 | 19 | 4 |
1773 | Just give it time- those new decorations will grow on you. | 1.2328 | 0.04304 | 116 | 91 | 23 | 2 |
1774 | Your subjects have DESERTed. Haha, get it? But, yeah, they're all gone. | 1.2328 | 0.04304 | 116 | 91 | 23 | 2 |
1775 | Please summon me when you're feeling less prickly, My Lord | 1.2328 | 0.04798 | 116 | 94 | 17 | 5 |
1776 | I don’t know why-but your subjects think you are prickly. | 1.2328 | 0.04798 | 116 | 94 | 17 | 5 |
1777 | It might explain your prickly personality. | 1.2328 | 0.04952 | 116 | 95 | 15 | 6 |
1778 | No idea why this place is called Needles. | 1.2328 | 0.04391 | 116 | 94 | 18 | 4 |
1779 | I have a rather prickly matter to discuss... | 1.2328 | 0.03746 | 116 | 93 | 21 | 2 |
1780 | I bring word of a new genus in the kingdom. | 1.2328 | 0.05101 | 116 | 96 | 13 | 7 |
1781 | Well sir, the polls indicate that you are perceived as somewhat prickly. | 1.2328 | 0.04475 | 116 | 92 | 21 | 3 |
1782 | Our enemies are thirsty for revenge. | 1.2328 | 0.04475 | 116 | 92 | 21 | 3 |
1783 | The Queen sent me to assist with its removal, your Majesty...but first you'll have to stand. | 1.2328 | 0.04304 | 116 | 91 | 23 | 2 |
1784 | Do you need more thorns to play the game? | 1.2328 | 0.04304 | 116 | 91 | 23 | 2 |
1785 | Your Highness, it's knighttime at the oasis. | 1.2328 | 0.04304 | 116 | 91 | 23 | 2 |
1786 | I hope you like them. I got them when I was on leave from the Crusades. | 1.2328 | 0.04127 | 116 | 90 | 25 | 1 |
1787 | The people say you're a prickly old goat. | 1.2328 | 0.04640 | 116 | 93 | 19 | 4 |
1788 | Sir, the guys at the Round Table were wondering if you would consider trading a pruned bougainvillea for a prickly succulent or two. | 1.2328 | 0.04640 | 116 | 93 | 19 | 4 |
1789 | Your Grace, I’ve slain the Monstera as well. | 1.2328 | 0.04798 | 116 | 94 | 17 | 5 |
1790 | Sire, I don't believe that buying more houseplants will make you popular with the millennials. | 1.2328 | 0.04304 | 116 | 91 | 23 | 2 |
1791 | But, Sire, I don't think that's what the press meant when they criticized you for not facing the thorny issues. | 1.2328 | 0.04304 | 116 | 91 | 23 | 2 |
1792 | No, Sire - Not 'Game of Thorns'..... | 1.2328 | 0.04304 | 116 | 91 | 23 | 2 |
1793 | Your Highness, it appears that your reign is drying up. | 1.2328 | 0.03941 | 116 | 89 | 27 | 0 |
1794 | My Lord, the AstroTurf is making it difficult to joust. | 1.2328 | 0.04475 | 116 | 92 | 21 | 3 |
1795 | The wretched Jester has been dispatched, Sire. | 1.2328 | 0.04475 | 116 | 92 | 21 | 3 |
1796 | Please don't mock my OSHA compliance. | 1.2328 | 0.03746 | 116 | 93 | 21 | 2 |
1797 | In my defense, when you said "Bring me Medusa's head," you could see where I thought you meant the plant. | 1.2328 | 0.04304 | 116 | 91 | 23 | 2 |
1798 | Sire, I fear your new vegan defense policy shall prove inadequate. | 1.2328 | 0.04952 | 116 | 95 | 15 | 6 |
1799 | If we don't acknowledge climate change, you're going to be cooked alive. | 1.2328 | 0.04304 | 116 | 91 | 23 | 2 |
1800 | I was warned that you night be a bit prickly. | 1.2328 | 0.04640 | 116 | 93 | 19 | 4 |
1801 | Well m'lord, seems you got your just deserts after all | 1.2321 | 0.04570 | 112 | 94 | 12 | 6 |
1802 | If you investigate the gardener, that will deflect the investigation of you. | 1.2321 | 0.04909 | 112 | 91 | 16 | 5 |
1803 | Sire, you should admit the supplicants, not the succulents. | 1.2308 | 0.04604 | 117 | 94 | 19 | 4 |
1804 | Are these cactuses or cacti, my lord? | 1.2301 | 0.04705 | 113 | 91 | 18 | 4 |
1805 | I've been out weeding your garden, Sire. | 1.2301 | 0.05184 | 113 | 94 | 12 | 7 |
1806 | I can take a hint, your Highness, I'll get right to the point! | 1.2281 | 0.04323 | 114 | 90 | 22 | 2 |
1807 | Thanks to your xeriscaping the courtyard, the moat is back to full. | 1.2281 | 0.04668 | 114 | 92 | 18 | 4 |
1808 | Four years of Knight school for this? | 1.2281 | 0.04668 | 114 | 92 | 18 | 4 |
1809 | Your Royal Highness, might I tell the General that this is your spinal answer? | 1.2277 | 0.05428 | 101 | 84 | 11 | 6 |
1810 | Is it cactuses or cacti? | 1.2261 | 0.03918 | 115 | 89 | 26 | 0 |
1811 | You are sacked...I have my protection. | 1.2252 | 0.03983 | 111 | 86 | 25 | 0 |
1812 | I never come back empty-handed. That must count for something. | 1.2252 | 0.04558 | 111 | 89 | 19 | 3 |
1813 | They're not garden variety Vandals outside, your Highness. | 1.2252 | 0.04183 | 111 | 87 | 23 | 1 |
1814 | It’s just too embarrassing, Sire, to be a knight of the succulent throne. | 1.2252 | 0.04558 | 111 | 89 | 19 | 3 |
1815 | Right away, your prickliness | 1.2252 | 0.04375 | 111 | 88 | 21 | 2 |
1816 | I don’t care if you’re the only eight-year-old we know with a stately white beard, Ricky, it’s my turn to play king. | 1.2252 | 0.04558 | 111 | 89 | 19 | 3 |
1817 | Your majesty, 'Game of Thorns' sounds derivative | 1.2252 | 0.04558 | 111 | 89 | 19 | 3 |
1818 | You wish me to pick up soft toilet paper, your majesty? | 1.2252 | 0.04735 | 111 | 90 | 17 | 4 |
1819 | Aren't you hot in that? | 1.2252 | 0.05069 | 111 | 92 | 13 | 6 |
1820 | The dragon has been slayed, Your Highness. No more 'Don't be a prick' jokes. | 1.2252 | 0.04735 | 111 | 90 | 17 | 4 |
1821 | Your Highness, you need to settle the argument: "Cacti" or "cactuses?" | 1.2252 | 0.04735 | 111 | 90 | 17 | 4 |
1822 | Legal nixed "Game of Thorns" citing copyright issues. | 1.2252 | 0.04735 | 111 | 90 | 17 | 4 |
1823 | You majesty, with all due respect, when there's more than one they're called 'cacti.' | 1.2252 | 0.04558 | 111 | 89 | 19 | 3 |
1824 | Begging Your Majesty's pardon, it's not the House of Plant Agent. | 1.2252 | 0.04558 | 111 | 89 | 19 | 3 |
1825 | Yes Sire. I specifically ordered ferns. | 1.2252 | 0.04183 | 111 | 87 | 23 | 1 |
1826 | I'm the Green Knight. | 1.2252 | 0.04558 | 111 | 89 | 19 | 3 |
1827 | I understand. Prince Charles is still waiting for his turn too. | 1.2252 | 0.03983 | 111 | 86 | 25 | 0 |
1828 | Once a king, always a king, but once a knight's enough! | 1.2252 | 0.04558 | 111 | 89 | 19 | 3 |
1829 | My father always said, 'Rule with an iron fist...and a green thumb.' | 1.2252 | 0.04558 | 111 | 89 | 19 | 3 |
1830 | "I'm replacing you, Gerald. Meet the new royal guard. | 1.2252 | 0.04084 | 111 | 89 | 20 | 2 |
1831 | OK, ready now, where do you want me to plant them? | 1.2252 | 0.04558 | 111 | 89 | 19 | 3 |
1832 | Your highness, the people are saying you are getting pricklier as you age. | 1.2252 | 0.04375 | 111 | 88 | 21 | 2 |
1833 | I may not be able to defend with spines or go months without water, but I can bake one hell of a banana bread. | 1.2252 | 0.04904 | 111 | 91 | 15 | 5 |
1834 | I thought today you were receiving supplicants, not succulents. | 1.2252 | 0.04558 | 111 | 89 | 19 | 3 |
1835 | No, no, no! The feng shui is completely off! | 1.2252 | 0.04735 | 111 | 90 | 17 | 4 |
1836 | Would you like some water, your majesty? | 1.2252 | 0.04735 | 111 | 90 | 17 | 4 |
1837 | I understand you're looking for some additional protection. | 1.2252 | 0.04183 | 111 | 87 | 23 | 1 |
1838 | The Millennials,your Highness... | 1.2252 | 0.04558 | 111 | 89 | 19 | 3 |
1839 | Your Majesty, Game of Thorns didn't get any Emmy-s. | 1.2252 | 0.04735 | 111 | 90 | 17 | 4 |
1840 | Desertion is an issue my lord, but I'm afraid we may be sending the wrong message. | 1.2252 | 0.04558 | 111 | 89 | 19 | 3 |
1841 | But Sire, we voted. 'Mote' clearly won. 'Cactus' was a write-in by Ogelthorpe. He was kidding. Sire. | 1.2252 | 0.04735 | 111 | 90 | 17 | 4 |
1842 | Sire,the bed of nails comment was meant as a metaphor | 1.2252 | 0.04558 | 111 | 89 | 19 | 3 |
1843 | No, Your Majesty, they're calling it the War of the Roses. | 1.2252 | 0.04375 | 111 | 88 | 21 | 2 |
1844 | Your commands are a bit thorny your highness, but I can handle anything you throw at me. | 1.2252 | 0.03983 | 111 | 86 | 25 | 0 |
1845 | No,no! A Crown of Thorns, not a crowd of thorns Manfred. | 1.2252 | 0.04375 | 111 | 88 | 21 | 2 |
1846 | Your Majesty, there is news that someone is manufacturing toothpicks in little boxes. | 1.2252 | 0.03983 | 111 | 91 | 17 | 3 |
1847 | Forsooth, sire, I yield before your mighty prick! | 1.2252 | 0.04735 | 111 | 90 | 17 | 4 |
1848 | I understand they require less care, my Lord, but you give up the charm and glamour of your court, not to mention the raping and pillaging? | 1.2252 | 0.04375 | 111 | 88 | 21 | 2 |
1849 | Things have been tough since the moat dried up but I beseech thee, a Christmas tree for the holidays. | 1.2252 | 0.04183 | 111 | 87 | 23 | 1 |
1850 | The Royal Advisor wishes to speak . . .from over there. | 1.2252 | 0.04183 | 111 | 87 | 23 | 1 |
1851 | I believe it was the "iron throne" , sire, not the "iron thorn". | 1.2252 | 0.04735 | 111 | 90 | 17 | 4 |
1852 | Your Highness, I think we found the plant in your spy network. | 1.2252 | 0.04735 | 111 | 90 | 17 | 4 |
1853 | You too, Cactus? ...I mean, Brutus! | 1.2252 | 0.04375 | 111 | 88 | 21 | 2 |
1854 | I'm sorry your highness, their administration was not impressed with your shrubbery wall solution. | 1.2252 | 0.04183 | 111 | 87 | 23 | 1 |
1855 | Can I go now? | 1.2252 | 0.04558 | 111 | 89 | 19 | 3 |
1856 | Yes, Sire, I suppose this could stop the talk of your throne being "spineless" | 1.2252 | 0.04735 | 111 | 90 | 17 | 4 |
1857 | Ironically, I'm the one wearing armor | 1.2252 | 0.04558 | 111 | 89 | 19 | 3 |
1858 | It’s one thing to go drought resistant, but are you sure you want to convert the moat into a skatepark? | 1.2252 | 0.04375 | 111 | 88 | 21 | 2 |
1859 | Thou wert correct, sire, in moving to Arizona. ‘Tis verily a dry heat. | 1.2252 | 0.04558 | 111 | 89 | 19 | 3 |
1860 | Please sir. I am without armor on the arse. | 1.2252 | 0.04904 | 111 | 91 | 15 | 5 |
1861 | You have always been surrounded by pricks | 1.2252 | 0.04558 | 111 | 89 | 19 | 3 |
1862 | I see you fell for AOC’s New Green Guard” | 1.2252 | 0.04375 | 111 | 88 | 21 | 2 |
1863 | The Preparation-H is working, Eh! | 1.2252 | 0.04558 | 111 | 89 | 19 | 3 |
1864 | I can't remember, sire — which one is for "Hello and welcome!" and which one just gives people the finger? | 1.2252 | 0.04558 | 111 | 89 | 19 | 3 |
1865 | I am sorry to say, but cacti are going out of fashion. As are beards. | 1.2252 | 0.04375 | 111 | 88 | 21 | 2 |
1866 | I believe you should be between two ferns, Your Highness. | 1.2252 | 0.03879 | 111 | 88 | 22 | 1 |
1867 | The new gardens look great, Sire, but 'low maintenance' is not going over so well with the people. | 1.2252 | 0.04558 | 111 | 89 | 19 | 3 |
1868 | Yes, I know that hemorrhoids can be treated naturally, but this may be asking too much. | 1.2252 | 0.04735 | 111 | 90 | 17 | 4 |
1869 | ''And, that's how we ended up with this load of succulents." | 1.2252 | 0.03879 | 111 | 88 | 22 | 1 |
1870 | What do you mean cacti doesn't work as defense? | 1.2252 | 0.04183 | 111 | 87 | 23 | 1 |
1871 | It looks like your Kingdom could use a good reign | 1.2252 | 0.04904 | 111 | 91 | 15 | 5 |
1872 | I hate to be a stickler about this, but you promised me a knighthood. | 1.2252 | 0.04558 | 111 | 89 | 19 | 3 |
1873 | Your majesty, some of the knights find your new advisors rather prickly. | 1.2252 | 0.04183 | 111 | 87 | 23 | 1 |
1874 | It's a prickly situation My Lord. Nothing you haven't handled before. | 1.2252 | 0.04558 | 111 | 89 | 19 | 3 |
1875 | Sire, the throne grows on you. | 1.2252 | 0.03983 | 111 | 86 | 25 | 0 |
1876 | So then Love and Faithfulness are no longer enough to protect the throne?" | 1.2252 | 0.04735 | 111 | 90 | 17 | 4 |
1877 | Happy Halloween, President Trump. | 1.2252 | 0.04375 | 111 | 88 | 21 | 2 |
1878 | I was always a sucker for succulents until I foolishly backed into one and got a royal pain in the ass. | 1.2252 | 0.04558 | 111 | 89 | 19 | 3 |
1879 | The court florist went underground, Your Majesty. | 1.2252 | 0.03983 | 111 | 86 | 25 | 0 |
1880 | I believe, your Highness, that the castle is safe for another day. | 1.2252 | 0.04183 | 111 | 87 | 23 | 1 |
1881 | Are you playing the game of thorn? | 1.2252 | 0.04558 | 111 | 89 | 19 | 3 |
1882 | A second line of defense? | 1.2252 | 0.04183 | 111 | 87 | 23 | 1 |
1883 | It's called "Between Two Cacti," Your Majesty | 1.2252 | 0.04183 | 111 | 87 | 23 | 1 |
1884 | Sire, the prisoners say calling you a prick was a sign of respect.” | 1.2252 | 0.04904 | 111 | 91 | 15 | 5 |
1885 | I heard you were collecting little pricks | 1.2252 | 0.04183 | 111 | 87 | 23 | 1 |
1886 | I'm with you, sire, but yet another crusade might be a pretty tough sell. | 1.2252 | 0.04558 | 111 | 89 | 19 | 3 |
1887 | I think the crown of thorns thing went everywhere but your head. | 1.2252 | 0.04375 | 111 | 88 | 21 | 2 |
1888 | I thought it was cactuses. | 1.2252 | 0.04375 | 111 | 88 | 21 | 2 |
1889 | Aren't you a little overdressed for the desert? | 1.2252 | 0.03879 | 111 | 88 | 22 | 1 |
1890 | At least in your Court Cabinet , the pricks are on the outside ! | 1.2252 | 0.04904 | 111 | 91 | 15 | 5 |
1891 | I AM the “Desert King”! | 1.2252 | 0.05532 | 111 | 95 | 7 | 9 |
1892 | That crown of thorns thing was getting old. | 1.2252 | 0.04904 | 111 | 91 | 15 | 5 |
1893 | Yes, jst one ice cube every three weeks while we're off crusading, my lord. | 1.2252 | 0.04558 | 111 | 89 | 19 | 3 |
1894 | I must admit, King Robert the Prickly does have a certain ring to it | 1.2252 | 0.04735 | 111 | 90 | 17 | 4 |
1895 | Yes, you’ve had to make some thorny decisions lately - but this get up is ridiculous. | 1.2252 | 0.04375 | 111 | 88 | 21 | 2 |
1896 | They hurt less when you wear this outfit | 1.2252 | 0.04183 | 111 | 87 | 23 | 1 |
1897 | As far as I know, your majesty, you do not at all have a reputation for being prickly. | 1.2252 | 0.04558 | 111 | 89 | 19 | 3 |
1898 | At your service, your succulency." | 1.2252 | 0.04558 | 111 | 89 | 19 | 3 |
1899 | Sir, I thought you should know - your subjects are saying you are a royal prick | 1.2252 | 0.04375 | 111 | 88 | 21 | 2 |
1900 | You gotta choose your weapons wisely | 1.2252 | 0.04375 | 111 | 88 | 21 | 2 |
1901 | They're succulents, you know. I don't think watering them from the Grail is necessary. | 1.2252 | 0.04558 | 111 | 89 | 19 | 3 |
1902 | Your son and heir ordered us to cut back on your Royal Guard. | 1.2252 | 0.04183 | 111 | 87 | 23 | 1 |
1903 | Well Father, you always were a bit prickly | 1.2252 | 0.04558 | 111 | 89 | 19 | 3 |
1904 | I don’t know what to tell you, your majesty. No one is really interested in fighting for the Cactus Throne. | 1.2252 | 0.04904 | 111 | 91 | 15 | 5 |
1905 | And, you want me to take off my armor? | 1.2252 | 0.04558 | 111 | 89 | 19 | 3 |
1906 | Now that you have your shrubbery..... | 1.2252 | 0.04904 | 111 | 91 | 15 | 5 |
1907 | What do you mean as King I can't be "warm and fuzzy"? | 1.2252 | 0.04375 | 111 | 88 | 21 | 2 |
1908 | Don't overwater. | 1.2252 | 0.04558 | 111 | 89 | 19 | 3 |
1909 | It's called Game of Thrones -- not Thorns. | 1.2252 | 0.04375 | 111 | 88 | 21 | 2 |
1910 | I'm Sorry, your Highness. I majored in Medieval French Lyric Poetry, not Botany/Plant Biology. | 1.2252 | 0.04558 | 111 | 89 | 19 | 3 |
1911 | May I suggest the next crusade be to the tropics? | 1.2252 | 0.04735 | 111 | 90 | 17 | 4 |
1912 | I flunked spelling, your majesty. | 1.2252 | 0.04558 | 111 | 89 | 19 | 3 |
1913 | Impressive growth under your reign and photosynthesis, sire. | 1.2252 | 0.04558 | 111 | 89 | 19 | 3 |
1914 | The legions have been overtaken by wild blackberries. | 1.2252 | 0.04558 | 111 | 89 | 19 | 3 |
1915 | Yes, Sir, we’ll be 100% solar-powered, again, in 1,000 years." | 1.2252 | 0.03548 | 111 | 89 | 21 | 1 |
1916 | Anything that tickles Your Majesty's fancy? | 1.2252 | 0.04558 | 111 | 89 | 19 | 3 |
1917 | The key is to avoid touching them. | 1.2252 | 0.04558 | 111 | 89 | 19 | 3 |
1918 | A king sitting on a throne surrounded by plants? Only in New York! | 1.2252 | 0.04375 | 111 | 88 | 21 | 2 |
1919 | No, my Liege, Versailles does not have cactus. | 1.2252 | 0.04558 | 111 | 89 | 19 | 3 |
1920 | Forgive me, sire, I omitted an 's' on the application form and you are now the Desert King. | 1.2252 | 0.04735 | 111 | 90 | 17 | 4 |
1921 | The remote has not been found, sire. | 1.2252 | 0.04904 | 111 | 91 | 15 | 5 |
1922 | The Queen wants me to learn to express my inner self. | 1.2252 | 0.04375 | 111 | 88 | 21 | 2 |
1923 | Sorry, I heard "Game of Thorns" | 1.2252 | 0.03983 | 111 | 86 | 25 | 0 |
1924 | When you play the game of thorns, you either win or you die. | 1.2252 | 0.04375 | 111 | 88 | 21 | 2 |
1925 | I found them where the deer and the antelope play. | 1.2252 | 0.04558 | 111 | 89 | 19 | 3 |
1926 | Someday, sire, your ascent shall be chronicled by a bard and dubbed, "Game of Thorns" | 1.2252 | 0.04735 | 111 | 90 | 17 | 4 |
1927 | Very nice Thorn Throne, Thir. | 1.2252 | 0.04904 | 111 | 91 | 15 | 5 |
1928 | I thought you said practice. | 1.2252 | 0.04558 | 111 | 89 | 19 | 3 |
1929 | Did you say,"Game of Thorns"? | 1.2252 | 0.04183 | 111 | 87 | 23 | 1 |
1930 | Thy punk is excellent sire, and no knight shall dare desert. | 1.2252 | 0.04375 | 111 | 88 | 21 | 2 |
1931 | It’s the best I could do on such short notice! | 1.2252 | 0.04183 | 111 | 87 | 23 | 1 |
1932 | The troops are demanding we abandon the desert campaign and start building a naval force. | 1.2252 | 0.04904 | 111 | 91 | 15 | 5 |
1933 | You spineless coward. | 1.2252 | 0.04735 | 111 | 90 | 17 | 4 |
1934 | I slayed the fire-breathing dragon. That should reverse global warming. | 1.2252 | 0.04375 | 111 | 88 | 21 | 2 |
1935 | Your Heiness, it looks like your people have deserted you. | 1.2252 | 0.04375 | 111 | 88 | 21 | 2 |
1936 | In order to reduce my carbon footprint I have decided to replace you with low maintenance security. | 1.2252 | 0.04735 | 111 | 90 | 17 | 4 |
1937 | We searched the entire kingdom, Sire, but we couldn't find a single succulent for under $12.99. | 1.2252 | 0.04558 | 111 | 89 | 19 | 3 |
1938 | Your dromedary awaits, m'lord. | 1.2252 | 0.04558 | 111 | 89 | 19 | 3 |
1939 | I’ve searched the whole kingdom - no one is selling Bonsai trees. | 1.2252 | 0.04375 | 111 | 88 | 21 | 2 |
1940 | Good Day Knight | 1.2252 | 0.04183 | 111 | 87 | 23 | 1 |
1941 | I know we are making budget cuts but I´m afraid those won´t be as effective as guards your majesty | 1.2252 | 0.04375 | 111 | 88 | 21 | 2 |
1942 | The Queen has decided that she would now like to try a Galactic Theme | 1.2252 | 0.04558 | 111 | 89 | 19 | 3 |
1943 | Your Majesty, if I am to venture into the desert, may I change into something more comfortable. | 1.2252 | 0.04558 | 111 | 89 | 19 | 3 |
1944 | Your Highness, the ground beef is ready for Prince Flytrap.” | 1.2252 | 0.05069 | 111 | 92 | 13 | 6 |
1945 | I said I wanted to appear on "between two ferns", not "between two cacti". | 1.2252 | 0.04558 | 111 | 89 | 19 | 3 |
1946 | It’s not about the Grail, we need water. | 1.2252 | 0.04375 | 111 | 88 | 21 | 2 |
1947 | They shall call your reign, "The Dark Green Ages" | 1.2252 | 0.04735 | 111 | 90 | 17 | 4 |
1948 | Well do I call you “Rose” your Magistry? | 1.2252 | 0.04735 | 111 | 90 | 17 | 4 |
1949 | I guess this new quest means no more grail? | 1.2252 | 0.04735 | 111 | 90 | 17 | 4 |
1950 | Tokens of my winter getaway to a land called Arizona. | 1.2252 | 0.04183 | 111 | 87 | 23 | 1 |
1951 | Sorry, my Lord, we're all out of rattlesnake juice. | 1.2252 | 0.04183 | 111 | 87 | 23 | 1 |
1952 | And now, Between Two Cacti with King Galifianakis the Second | 1.2252 | 0.04183 | 111 | 92 | 15 | 4 |
1953 | I see you're armed and ready for prattle. | 1.2252 | 0.04735 | 111 | 90 | 17 | 4 |
1954 | I see you're in a prickly mood. | 1.2252 | 0.05069 | 111 | 92 | 13 | 6 |
1955 | We have recently conquered Minnesota, a land that should provide you more comfort over the summer months. | 1.2252 | 0.04375 | 111 | 88 | 21 | 2 |
1956 | I can dream, cacti? | 1.2252 | 0.04375 | 111 | 88 | 21 | 2 |
1957 | The raid was a success, but; bad news; no cactus | 1.2252 | 0.04904 | 111 | 91 | 15 | 5 |
1958 | Another Merlin gaffe? Maybe he is getting too old. | 1.2252 | 0.04375 | 111 | 88 | 21 | 2 |
1959 | No, my horse doesn't have a name. | 1.2252 | 0.04558 | 111 | 89 | 19 | 3 |
1960 | I'll tell you why we lost the battle...your venus fly trap is bugged! | 1.2252 | 0.04375 | 111 | 88 | 21 | 2 |
1961 | Sire, I’d really rather use a spade. | 1.2252 | 0.04904 | 111 | 91 | 15 | 5 |
1962 | Sire you can lead a Horticulture, but you can't make her think. | 1.2252 | 0.04904 | 111 | 91 | 15 | 5 |
1963 | Yes Sire, you are less prickly than those around you! | 1.2252 | 0.04375 | 111 | 88 | 21 | 2 |
1964 | I agree. They totally give the room a more organic feel. | 1.2252 | 0.04735 | 111 | 90 | 17 | 4 |
1965 | I know he's your nephew, your Highness, but perhaps he was better suited as Royal Gardener than Captain of the King's Guard. | 1.2252 | 0.04375 | 111 | 88 | 21 | 2 |
1966 | Sir, would you like me to turn on the TV? Game of Thorns is on. | 1.2252 | 0.04735 | 111 | 90 | 17 | 4 |
1967 | I will no longer be needing your protection, your fired. | 1.2252 | 0.04904 | 111 | 91 | 15 | 5 |
1968 | No Sire, I told them to prithee. | 1.2252 | 0.04183 | 111 | 87 | 23 | 1 |
1969 | I'm guessing a hug is out of the question. | 1.2252 | 0.04558 | 111 | 89 | 19 | 3 |
1970 | Defense of the throne should not be left solely to your majesties succulents. | 1.2252 | 0.04558 | 111 | 89 | 19 | 3 |
1971 | Your majesty, a Wall of cactus plants will not protect our border. | 1.2252 | 0.04558 | 111 | 89 | 19 | 3 |
1972 | I'll just plant myself in the back, Sire. | 1.2252 | 0.04375 | 111 | 88 | 21 | 2 |
1973 | Your highness, I understand that you need protection, but human guards might make you seem a bit more . . . approachable? | 1.2252 | 0.03548 | 111 | 89 | 21 | 1 |
1974 | Prick or treat, your majesty. | 1.2252 | 0.04735 | 111 | 90 | 17 | 4 |
1975 | Your kingdom has become rather prickly, Your Majesty. | 1.2252 | 0.04558 | 111 | 89 | 19 | 3 |
1976 | PLANTagenet sounds good. | 1.2252 | 0.04558 | 111 | 89 | 19 | 3 |
1977 | Sire, I'm ready to make the change to plant-based weaponry? | 1.2252 | 0.04735 | 111 | 90 | 17 | 4 |
1978 | No one said it was better with Zach Galifianakis, it was only cheaper! | 1.2252 | 0.04183 | 111 | 87 | 23 | 1 |
1979 | Now your Highness. Which of your court did you want shaved? | 1.2252 | 0.04375 | 111 | 88 | 21 | 2 |
1980 | The guards want to know if they can shed some of their armor in this Arizona heat. | 1.2252 | 0.04904 | 111 | 91 | 15 | 5 |
1981 | My lord, the queen is wondering where you've moved her throne. | 1.2252 | 0.04735 | 111 | 90 | 17 | 4 |
1982 | My lord, it appears that you are displeased and a bit prickly about where they have planted you! | 1.2252 | 0.04558 | 111 | 89 | 19 | 3 |
1983 | Her majesty is still undergoing treatment for yesterday's audiences. | 1.2252 | 0.04375 | 111 | 88 | 21 | 2 |
1984 | It was the crown of thorns not the throne of thorns, your majesty. | 1.2252 | 0.04735 | 111 | 90 | 17 | 4 |
1985 | Climate change? I'll be President forever. | 1.2252 | 0.04735 | 111 | 90 | 17 | 4 |
1986 | I promise I'll water them while you're gone this time. | 1.2252 | 0.04375 | 111 | 88 | 21 | 2 |
1987 | I rule, chosen by Divine right, but He also likes cacti. So knock it off on the "prickly" jokes. | 1.2252 | 0.04558 | 111 | 89 | 19 | 3 |
1988 | Of course not, my lord— No one thinks your advisors are sharper than you. | 1.2252 | 0.04558 | 111 | 89 | 19 | 3 |
1989 | You summoned me to slay undocumented alien flora? | 1.2252 | 0.04735 | 111 | 90 | 17 | 4 |
1990 | Not go good in battle, but may I suggest a more kinky use for them? | 1.2252 | 0.04904 | 111 | 91 | 15 | 5 |
1991 | Sure, the economy is stable, but I still think he's a prick. | 1.2252 | 0.03183 | 111 | 95 | 12 | 4 |
1992 | I've come to rid you of the succulents, sire | 1.2252 | 0.04375 | 111 | 88 | 21 | 2 |
1993 | I’m sorry your highness , butt I can’t fetch you “Royal Palms”, because Florida hasn’t been discovered yet . | 1.2252 | 0.02914 | 111 | 89 | 22 | 0 |
1994 | I think we have taken this whole 'Christmas in July' thing too far. | 1.2252 | 0.03983 | 111 | 86 | 25 | 0 |
1995 | Perhaps you would be more amused if you were between two ferns. | 1.2252 | 0.04735 | 111 | 90 | 17 | 4 |
1996 | The problem with kings is they have a lot of prickly companions. | 1.2252 | 0.04735 | 111 | 90 | 17 | 4 |
1997 | M'lord, I heard "succulent cacti". | 1.2252 | 0.04558 | 111 | 89 | 19 | 3 |
1998 | Your Royal highness wants me to find Priscilla, Queen of the Desert? | 1.2252 | 0.04183 | 111 | 87 | 23 | 1 |
1999 | When I said I needed those things with the pointy ends to guard me, this is not what I meant! | 1.2252 | 0.04558 | 111 | 89 | 19 | 3 |
2000 | The Queen was overheard muttering in her chambers "Just what part of 'No means no' is so damn hard to understand?" | 1.2252 | 0.04735 | 111 | 90 | 17 | 4 |
2001 | No thanks, Your Highness. Peyote makes me blackout. | 1.2252 | 0.04375 | 111 | 88 | 21 | 2 |
2002 | Sire, the Royal Taxonomist has replied that you are not in fact the King of the Succulents. | 1.2252 | 0.04558 | 111 | 89 | 19 | 3 |
2003 | Sorry––you just didn't seem 'the flower type.' | 1.2252 | 0.04375 | 111 | 88 | 21 | 2 |
2004 | I have pledged my troth to the Holy Gila Monster of Prescott and slain the accursed Damsel of Winslow; now what's all this about a grail? | 1.2252 | 0.04558 | 111 | 89 | 19 | 3 |
2005 | Honestly,Sire. I called you Dick. | 1.2252 | 0.04558 | 111 | 89 | 19 | 3 |
2006 | The people from the Agriculture Department are here again. | 1.2252 | 0.04735 | 111 | 90 | 17 | 4 |
2007 | I shall take your order most pointedly. | 1.2252 | 0.04375 | 111 | 88 | 21 | 2 |
2008 | Shall I trim the needles, Sire? | 1.2252 | 0.04183 | 111 | 87 | 23 | 1 |
2009 | ‘Goeth West young man’ | 1.2252 | 0.04183 | 111 | 87 | 23 | 1 |
2010 | You did say you wanted more shrubbery. | 1.2252 | 0.04375 | 111 | 88 | 21 | 2 |
2011 | Some rule with an iron fist, I do it with a green thumb. | 1.2252 | 0.04375 | 111 | 88 | 21 | 2 |
2012 | I'm sure you'll be safe now your excellency. | 1.2252 | 0.04375 | 111 | 88 | 21 | 2 |
2013 | Sire, I smote the rustlers. | 1.2252 | 0.04558 | 111 | 89 | 19 | 3 |
2014 | Of course your highness. Game of Thorns was not a typo. | 1.2252 | 0.04904 | 111 | 91 | 15 | 5 |
2015 | I said you should get your just desserts. | 1.2252 | 0.04558 | 111 | 89 | 19 | 3 |
2016 | I love the drought tolerant motif sire. | 1.2252 | 0.04183 | 111 | 87 | 23 | 1 |
2017 | Sir, we're concerned with the number of the pricks in your cohort. | 1.2252 | 0.04558 | 111 | 89 | 19 | 3 |
2018 | Your highness, the citizens are acting a bit prickly. | 1.2252 | 0.04558 | 111 | 89 | 19 | 3 |
2019 | It looks like we're stuck here. | 1.2252 | 0.04375 | 111 | 88 | 21 | 2 |
2020 | Your defense mechanisms are mythic. | 1.2252 | 0.04558 | 111 | 89 | 19 | 3 |
2021 | I see your Majesty supports environmental protections. | 1.2252 | 0.04375 | 111 | 88 | 21 | 2 |
2022 | Your Majesty, the Queen of the Home Decor Department is on her way to meet with you. | 1.2252 | 0.04558 | 111 | 89 | 19 | 3 |
2023 | Yes sire it will look like you conquered new lands on Fox News. | 1.2252 | 0.04558 | 111 | 89 | 19 | 3 |
2024 | Yes sire! The Royal Xeriscaping Contest has been announced! | 1.2252 | 0.03983 | 111 | 86 | 25 | 0 |
2025 | Shut it, I decide what's trendy. | 1.2252 | 0.04375 | 111 | 88 | 21 | 2 |
2026 | No, sir, it wasn't a typo. They didn't say princely. They said prickly. | 1.2252 | 0.04375 | 111 | 88 | 21 | 2 |
2027 | ‘Tis I, Sir Suckup of Succulents. | 1.2252 | 0.03879 | 111 | 93 | 14 | 4 |
2028 | I see Aunt Flo hath cometh. | 1.2252 | 0.04375 | 111 | 88 | 21 | 2 |
2029 | Actually, I’m the groundskeeper, | 1.2252 | 0.03983 | 111 | 86 | 25 | 0 |
2030 | So this is what you meant by going green? | 1.2252 | 0.04084 | 111 | 89 | 20 | 2 |
2031 | And you need me here....why? | 1.2252 | 0.04375 | 111 | 88 | 21 | 2 |
2032 | And now, Majesty, the beard. | 1.2252 | 0.03983 | 111 | 86 | 25 | 0 |
2033 | Sire, your subjects see your style as more to the point than prickly. | 1.2252 | 0.04375 | 111 | 88 | 21 | 2 |
2034 | Wait, did you say send in the supplicants? | 1.2252 | 0.04558 | 111 | 89 | 19 | 3 |
2035 | Your advisors, sire, seem a bit prickly. | 1.2252 | 0.04375 | 111 | 88 | 21 | 2 |
2036 | Excuse the armour, but your advisers can be a little prickly. | 1.2252 | 0.04904 | 111 | 91 | 15 | 5 |
2037 | Yeah! A water quest without a magic web map? The server is down again! | 1.2252 | 0.04375 | 111 | 88 | 21 | 2 |
2038 | As you command your succulency. | 1.2252 | 0.04375 | 111 | 88 | 21 | 2 |
2039 | You say the Queen was more prickly? | 1.2252 | 0.04183 | 111 | 87 | 23 | 1 |
2040 | You have no idea how uncomfortable is the throne upon which I sit. | 1.2252 | 0.04904 | 111 | 91 | 15 | 5 |
2041 | My liege, the juxtaposition does bring out your benevolence.” | 1.2252 | 0.04558 | 111 | 89 | 19 | 3 |
2042 | I don’t think that’s what they meant by ‘Samuel the Spineless,’ Your Grace. | 1.2252 | 0.04904 | 111 | 91 | 15 | 5 |
2043 | Congratulations on winning the Iron Thorn, my King. | 1.2252 | 0.04904 | 111 | 91 | 15 | 5 |
2044 | My Grace, you misunderstand. Your supplicants are spineless, the heir is dry, and you're prickly. | 1.2252 | 0.04904 | 111 | 91 | 15 | 5 |
2045 | You have been a bit of a royal prick lately. | 1.2252 | 0.04904 | 111 | 91 | 15 | 5 |
2046 | Your majesty, I agree we have a prickly situation. | 1.2252 | 0.04735 | 111 | 90 | 17 | 4 |
2047 | My liege, we searched far and wide for the answer you seek. The correct pronunciation is “cack-tie.” | 1.2252 | 0.04183 | 111 | 87 | 23 | 1 |
2048 | My therapist says it's less about cacti and more about keeping people at bay. | 1.2252 | 0.04558 | 111 | 89 | 19 | 3 |
2049 | You do have a prickly personality | 1.2252 | 0.04375 | 111 | 88 | 21 | 2 |
2050 | I get lonely too... | 1.2252 | 0.04375 | 111 | 88 | 21 | 2 |
2051 | I can explain. | 1.2252 | 0.04375 | 111 | 88 | 21 | 2 |
2052 | The succulents are ours! | 1.2252 | 0.04558 | 111 | 89 | 19 | 3 |
2053 | The landscaper recommended snapdragons. | 1.2252 | 0.04375 | 111 | 88 | 21 | 2 |
2054 | You've been pretty prickly lately | 1.2252 | 0.04183 | 111 | 87 | 23 | 1 |
2055 | No, Your Majesty. I said be careful not to prick yourself. | 1.2252 | 0.04558 | 111 | 89 | 19 | 3 |
2056 | The new royal chef assures me that your highness can request a succulent meal without any further confusion. | 1.2252 | 0.04647 | 111 | 92 | 14 | 5 |
2057 | I can come back Your Highness, I see you're in a prickly mood. | 1.2252 | 0.03548 | 111 | 89 | 21 | 1 |
2058 | Please tell me that doesn’t turn into a recliner. | 1.2252 | 0.04558 | 111 | 89 | 19 | 3 |
2059 | I watered them as you commanded Sire. | 1.2232 | 0.04522 | 112 | 90 | 19 | 3 |
2060 | I'm sorry, sir. We can do a lot of things but we can't make it rain. | 1.2232 | 0.04151 | 112 | 88 | 23 | 1 |
2061 | It's hard to find good gardeners these days | 1.2232 | 0.04865 | 112 | 92 | 15 | 5 |
2062 | Find me a crown of thrones | 1.2232 | 0.04340 | 112 | 89 | 21 | 2 |
2063 | I don't like your prickly attitude dad! | 1.2232 | 0.04340 | 112 | 89 | 21 | 2 |
2064 | They are prickly Your Majesty, but I don't think they will protect the throne as well as us. | 1.2232 | 0.04340 | 112 | 89 | 21 | 2 |
2065 | The Sustainable Throne just doesn’t have the right cachet. | 1.2232 | 0.04522 | 112 | 90 | 19 | 3 |
2066 | I said I would like some dessert, not desert. | 1.2232 | 0.04522 | 112 | 90 | 19 | 3 |
2067 | Sir, your loyal subjects are beginning to notice you feel like you've been deserted. | 1.2232 | 0.04522 | 112 | 90 | 19 | 3 |
2068 | Sorry, Trump has already applied to be king of Texas. | 1.2232 | 0.03952 | 112 | 87 | 25 | 0 |
2069 | If we don't do something about global warming we'll both need a new dress code. | 1.2232 | 0.04522 | 112 | 90 | 19 | 3 |
2070 | You know the cacti really brings out your eyes | 1.2232 | 0.03952 | 112 | 87 | 25 | 0 |
2071 | At your request Sire, I am here to trim your throne. | 1.2232 | 0.04340 | 112 | 89 | 21 | 2 |
2072 | No, sire. In my judgement a group of succulents will not add another layer of security, though an Aloe Vera would be a welcome addition. | 1.2232 | 0.04696 | 112 | 91 | 17 | 4 |
2073 | Dad, ff you were a bit more approachable, I wouldn't be so armoured. | 1.2232 | 0.04340 | 112 | 89 | 21 | 2 |
2074 | OK - next Crusade - well North of Mexico and please no more momentos from foreign lands.. | 1.2232 | 0.04696 | 112 | 91 | 17 | 4 |
2075 | Sir you can’t keep closing yourself off like this | 1.2232 | 0.04151 | 112 | 88 | 23 | 1 |
2076 | Sire, I have good news: We're getting close to the lost greenhouse of Pico Verde. | 1.2232 | 0.04696 | 112 | 91 | 17 | 4 |
2077 | This should hold you until I'm back on Monday. | 1.2232 | 0.04340 | 112 | 89 | 21 | 2 |
2078 | The queen calls it Palm Springs modern and also a thing. | 1.2232 | 0.04696 | 112 | 91 | 17 | 4 |
2079 | Prickly? I am NOT prickly. | 1.2232 | 0.04865 | 112 | 92 | 15 | 5 |
2080 | Why Yes, Your Highness, occasionally I too suffer from prickly heat... | 1.2232 | 0.04696 | 112 | 91 | 17 | 4 |
2081 | I see my King has been hiking. | 1.2232 | 0.04522 | 112 | 90 | 19 | 3 |
2082 | I'm afraid the princess was rejected by Arizona State... | 1.2232 | 0.04865 | 112 | 92 | 15 | 5 |
2083 | you seem to be in a prickly situation, your Highness | 1.2232 | 0.04340 | 112 | 89 | 21 | 2 |
2084 | Ready to trim the cactus. | 1.2232 | 0.04340 | 112 | 89 | 21 | 2 |
2085 | I think 'Between Two Ferns' has a better ring to it. | 1.2232 | 0.04151 | 112 | 88 | 23 | 1 |
2086 | Sir, we’re in a rather prickly situation. | 1.2232 | 0.04340 | 112 | 89 | 21 | 2 |
2087 | Another quest for succulents, my liege? | 1.2232 | 0.04522 | 112 | 90 | 19 | 3 |
2088 | What do I have to do to marry the non-prickly one? | 1.2232 | 0.03743 | 112 | 91 | 19 | 2 |
2089 | The moat's not coming along quite as we'd hoped. | 1.2232 | 0.04340 | 112 | 89 | 21 | 2 |
2090 | Now that you’re King, you’ll have to watch out for the pricks. | 1.2232 | 0.04340 | 112 | 89 | 21 | 2 |
2091 | I take it you're not interested in a hug. | 1.2232 | 0.04340 | 112 | 89 | 21 | 2 |
2092 | Our cacti are no match for their pruning shears. | 1.2232 | 0.04151 | 112 | 88 | 23 | 1 |
2093 | In the Game of Thorns, the palace is full of spines. | 1.2232 | 0.04340 | 112 | 89 | 21 | 2 |
2094 | No, your majesty, I don't find you prickly at all." | 1.2212 | 0.04659 | 113 | 92 | 17 | 4 |
2095 | Is this what they call a thirst trap, sire? | 1.2212 | 0.04659 | 113 | 92 | 17 | 4 |
2096 | I'm afraid the polls show people still think it's good to be king, sire. | 1.2212 | 0.04486 | 113 | 91 | 19 | 3 |
2097 | I'm here to audition for Game of Thorns. | 1.2212 | 0.04119 | 113 | 89 | 23 | 1 |
2098 | Yes, Your Highness, your defense plan is the best ever. | 1.2212 | 0.04486 | 113 | 91 | 19 | 3 |
2099 | I don't think this will win back the deserters, Your Grace. | 1.2212 | 0.04306 | 113 | 90 | 21 | 2 |
2100 | (Through clenched teeth) "I-think-you-left-one-piece-of-cactus...ON THE THRONE!!!!!" | 1.2212 | 0.04659 | 113 | 92 | 17 | 4 |
2101 | The new xeriscape labyrinth is ready for your Dryness. | 1.2212 | 0.04214 | 113 | 92 | 18 | 3 |
2102 | This new "everything you touch turns to plants phase" concerns me. | 1.2212 | 0.04986 | 113 | 94 | 13 | 6 |
2103 | Remind me not send you balloons for your birthday. | 1.2212 | 0.04486 | 113 | 91 | 19 | 3 |
2104 | Sire, our quest for ficus has just begun. | 1.2212 | 0.04659 | 113 | 92 | 17 | 4 |
2105 | This is no bed of roses | 1.2212 | 0.04486 | 113 | 91 | 19 | 3 |
2106 | A chalice of Mescal, Your Highness?" | 1.2212 | 0.04486 | 113 | 91 | 19 | 3 |
2107 | When I captured these spoils, I thought you said wage war on Tucson, not Tuscany. | 1.2212 | 0.04659 | 113 | 92 | 17 | 4 |
2108 | You’’d better come inside. It’s going to rain. | 1.2212 | 0.04743 | 113 | 95 | 12 | 6 |
2109 | so we didn't find any valuable resources out there,but ya know...these look pretty badass next to your throne. | 1.2212 | 0.04986 | 113 | 94 | 13 | 6 |
2110 | Having a prickly day, are we, my liege? | 1.2212 | 0.03922 | 113 | 88 | 25 | 0 |
2111 | My King, why have you deserted us? | 1.2212 | 0.04825 | 113 | 93 | 15 | 5 |
2112 | I believe they were called palms, sir. | 1.2212 | 0.02261 | 113 | 94 | 18 | 1 |
2113 | But no one doubts you virility, Sire. | 1.2212 | 0.04486 | 113 | 91 | 19 | 3 |
2114 | I have come to play the Game of Thorns. | 1.2212 | 0.04486 | 113 | 91 | 19 | 3 |
2115 | Congratulations! The first royal to get dominion over the Plant Kingdom. | 1.2212 | 0.04306 | 113 | 90 | 21 | 2 |
2116 | Don't make me bristle! | 1.2212 | 0.04306 | 113 | 90 | 21 | 2 |
2117 | I offer deadly knightshade, Sire. | 1.2212 | 0.04306 | 113 | 90 | 21 | 2 |
2118 | This new conquest should do wonders for your allergies. | 1.2212 | 0.04306 | 113 | 90 | 21 | 2 |
2119 | Where would you like the sand, my Lord? | 1.2212 | 0.04306 | 113 | 90 | 21 | 2 |
2120 | If you’ve got a minute, sire, I’d like to talk to you about advanced security systems for a modern world. | 1.2212 | 0.05284 | 104 | 87 | 11 | 6 |
2121 | I’ve had enough, you have to choose: it’s them or me | 1.2202 | 0.04764 | 109 | 89 | 16 | 4 |
2122 | Sire, there is a giant aphid attacking the castle | 1.2202 | 0.04582 | 109 | 88 | 18 | 3 |
2123 | Girded for tending thy support plants, Sire. | 1.2202 | 0.04939 | 109 | 90 | 14 | 5 |
2124 | Yes, I am in a prickly situation, but we can get through it. | 1.2202 | 0.04582 | 109 | 88 | 18 | 3 |
2125 | Seems you have a new form of protection...shall I go?" | 1.2202 | 0.04195 | 109 | 86 | 22 | 1 |
2126 | Your Majesty's horned lizard has cornered the Queen. | 1.2202 | 0.04195 | 109 | 86 | 22 | 1 |
2127 | Why so prickly and defensive? | 1.2202 | 0.04195 | 109 | 86 | 22 | 1 |
2128 | Your Grace, I'm afraid these thorns will be no match for Khaleesi's dragons. | 1.2202 | 0.04393 | 109 | 87 | 20 | 2 |
2129 | Yes - I know, we're in a prickly situation! | 1.2202 | 0.04195 | 109 | 86 | 22 | 1 |
2130 | Your people are complaining that you’ve become prickly in your old age.” | 1.2202 | 0.04195 | 109 | 86 | 22 | 1 |
2131 | I believe the crowd What-a-Prick shouts were meant as a complement | 1.2202 | 0.03987 | 109 | 90 | 16 | 3 |
2132 | The enemy is at the gate, your highness. They seem more fierce than your fearful plants! | 1.2202 | 0.04393 | 109 | 87 | 20 | 2 |
2133 | Definitely more attractive than the concertina wire, sire. | 1.2170 | 0.04645 | 106 | 86 | 17 | 3 |
2134 | The jester must have got here just before me. | 1.2170 | 0.04645 | 106 | 86 | 17 | 3 |
2135 | I am prepared to smite them, my king. | 1.2170 | 0.03548 | 106 | 86 | 19 | 1 |
2136 | Well, you don't have to be so defensive about it. | 1.2170 | 0.04645 | 106 | 86 | 17 | 3 |
2137 | Global Warming Sir. | 1.2170 | 0.04240 | 106 | 84 | 21 | 1 |
2138 | I hath slain thine enemy, and pillaged exotic plants. | 1.2170 | 0.04447 | 106 | 85 | 19 | 2 |
2139 | No, not as intimidating as the Iron Throne. | 1.2170 | 0.04447 | 106 | 85 | 19 | 2 |
2140 | A plant, a plant! My kingdom for a plant! | 1.2170 | 0.04645 | 106 | 86 | 17 | 3 |
2141 | Thank God—I thought rebels had sacked the greenhouse and pillaged our succulents. | 1.2170 | 0.04240 | 106 | 84 | 21 | 1 |
2142 | I think you'll need the winter armor for Palm Springs | 1.2170 | 0.04834 | 106 | 87 | 15 | 4 |
2143 | Your majesty, you seem a bit prickly today. | 1.2170 | 0.04645 | 106 | 86 | 17 | 3 |
2144 | My lord, this is your plan to reduce defense spending? | 1.2170 | 0.04447 | 106 | 85 | 19 | 2 |
2145 | And now I even make my own cold pressed juice. | 1.2170 | 0.04240 | 106 | 84 | 21 | 1 |
2146 | When you said we had the budget to increase security, I thought you meant more people. | 1.2170 | 0.04645 | 106 | 86 | 17 | 3 |
2147 | Oh, I thought you asked for desert. | 1.2170 | 0.04447 | 106 | 85 | 19 | 2 |
2148 | You're giving them too much water. | 1.2170 | 0.04240 | 106 | 84 | 21 | 1 |
2149 | I am sure the stories of wealth of your brother's kingdom are greatly exaggerated. | 1.2170 | 0.04834 | 106 | 87 | 15 | 4 |
2150 | Why, your majesty, do you call me a thorn in your side? | 1.2170 | 0.04834 | 106 | 87 | 15 | 4 |
2151 | Succulents from suck-ups - it makes sense to me, your majesty. | 1.2170 | 0.04447 | 106 | 85 | 19 | 2 |
2152 | Prickly situation | 1.2170 | 0.05017 | 106 | 88 | 13 | 5 |
2153 | Sire, despite all the hype, it turns out that desert landscaping is NOT the holy grail. | 1.2170 | 0.04447 | 106 | 85 | 19 | 2 |
2154 | No sir, I didn't mean that YOU seemed prickly. | 1.2170 | 0.04240 | 106 | 84 | 21 | 1 |
2155 | I'll call somebody to pull it out for you ! Don't move....... | 1.2170 | 0.04834 | 106 | 87 | 15 | 4 |
2156 | I’m here to slay the succulence your majesty. | 1.2170 | 0.04645 | 106 | 86 | 17 | 3 |
2157 | Why do people call me “prickly”? | 1.2170 | 0.05193 | 106 | 89 | 11 | 6 |
2158 | Guiliani, I said use your sword not your words. | 1.2170 | 0.04447 | 106 | 85 | 19 | 2 |
2159 | I have slain the mighty crabgrass sire, your lawn is now safe. | 1.2170 | 0.04447 | 106 | 85 | 19 | 2 |
2160 | You called for an armor knight sir? Yes, I need you to water my cactus | 1.2170 | 0.04834 | 106 | 87 | 15 | 4 |
2161 | In sooth, sire, though it would befit the décor of the throne, a crown of thorns might be in questionable taste. | 1.2170 | 0.04447 | 106 | 85 | 19 | 2 |
2162 | The queen says she's not too comfortable with the new living arrangements. | 1.2170 | 0.04447 | 106 | 85 | 19 | 2 |
2163 | I guessed you'd send to the greenhouse again, so I came prepared. | 1.2170 | 0.04645 | 106 | 86 | 17 | 3 |
2164 | Spoils of the temperate house. | 1.2170 | 0.04240 | 106 | 84 | 21 | 1 |
2165 | When I said to desert the castle, this is not what I had in mind. | 1.2170 | 0.04645 | 106 | 86 | 17 | 3 |
2166 | My lord, it appears the oasis was just a mirage." | 1.2170 | 0.04023 | 106 | 83 | 23 | 0 |
2167 | you’re a genius sir, these succs have you way, way up with felons, the old and feeble, millennials and other demos that can’t be trusted with the most basic shit and honestly should just be grateful to be alive | 1.2170 | 0.04645 | 106 | 86 | 17 | 3 |
2168 | So these low maintenance beasts have more points than my barbs. | 1.2170 | 0.04645 | 106 | 86 | 17 | 3 |
2169 | The War of the Roses is over. They lost. | 1.2170 | 0.04645 | 106 | 86 | 17 | 3 |
2170 | Your decision to go green sire will resonate with your base. | 1.2170 | 0.04447 | 106 | 85 | 19 | 2 |
2171 | Our defenses are losing ground. | 1.2170 | 0.04834 | 106 | 87 | 15 | 4 |
2172 | It's nice to see someone moving away from succulents. | 1.2170 | 0.04240 | 106 | 84 | 21 | 1 |
2173 | Winter is coming...I'll prepare the mulch. | 1.2170 | 0.04645 | 106 | 86 | 17 | 3 |
2174 | We are out of tequila again. | 1.2170 | 0.04447 | 106 | 85 | 19 | 2 |
2175 | WHAT'S NEXT....CAMELS? | 1.2170 | 0.04645 | 106 | 86 | 17 | 3 |
2176 | No, your grace, I haven't heard of the game of thorns. | 1.2170 | 0.04834 | 106 | 87 | 15 | 4 |
2177 | The hippie says he needs them back by noon. | 1.2170 | 0.04834 | 106 | 87 | 15 | 4 |
2178 | Sire, we do not have enough fertilizer for the geraniums. | 1.2170 | 0.04645 | 106 | 86 | 17 | 3 |
2179 | We are adding natural defenses to our armament. | 1.2170 | 0.04447 | 106 | 85 | 19 | 2 |
2180 | Pandering to the desert realms again? | 1.2170 | 0.04023 | 106 | 83 | 23 | 0 |
2181 | The advice was “The Crown should show a little spine, right now,” not “little spines.” | 1.2170 | 0.04645 | 106 | 86 | 17 | 3 |
2182 | So this is Stage 4 of your exposure therapy, Sir. | 1.2170 | 0.04645 | 106 | 86 | 17 | 3 |
2183 | If I may be so bold, your Majesty is looking rather prickly today. | 1.2170 | 0.04645 | 106 | 86 | 17 | 3 |
2184 | So what's this about your daughter's hand and a Gila Monster? | 1.2170 | 0.04834 | 106 | 87 | 15 | 4 |
2185 | PAIGE NO! | 1.2170 | 0.04834 | 106 | 87 | 15 | 4 |
2186 | We both have good points! | 1.2170 | 0.03909 | 106 | 85 | 20 | 1 |
2187 | Does Your Majesty desire a beverage? | 1.2150 | 0.04605 | 107 | 87 | 17 | 3 |
2188 | What is this climate change you speak of sire?! | 1.2136 | 0.04907 | 103 | 85 | 14 | 4 |
2189 | Glad to play a leadership role in the battle against climate change. | 1.2136 | 0.04286 | 103 | 82 | 20 | 1 |
2190 | What do you expect? You are one of the Plantagenets, aren’t you? | 1.2136 | 0.04709 | 103 | 84 | 16 | 3 |
2191 | The Duke of York is not giving up his pitcher plant. I recommend we lay siege. | 1.2136 | 0.04503 | 103 | 83 | 18 | 2 |
2192 | Your majesty, I am brave enough to get the sword from the stone but not brave enough to look after your houseplants whilst you’re on holiday. | 1.2136 | 0.04286 | 103 | 82 | 20 | 1 |
2193 | The Queen on F4 sent me to remind you not to overwater her succulents. | 1.2136 | 0.04058 | 103 | 81 | 22 | 0 |
2194 | Your succulent sycophants comport rather well with Your Majesty. | 1.2136 | 0.04503 | 103 | 83 | 18 | 2 |
2195 | Yes Sire, your throne is quite succulent. | 1.2136 | 0.04503 | 103 | 83 | 18 | 2 |
2196 | “The queen has gotten into botanicals.” | 1.2136 | 0.04286 | 103 | 82 | 20 | 1 |
2197 | I admit I am no match for these potted plants. | 1.2136 | 0.04286 | 103 | 82 | 20 | 1 |
2198 | I've managed to subdue the prickly pear and barrel cacti, but I think we should wait for Lancelot before attacking the yuccas. | 1.2136 | 0.03689 | 103 | 82 | 21 | 0 |
2199 | I only have to water once a week so we have way more time to murder & pillage. | 1.2136 | 0.04503 | 103 | 83 | 18 | 2 |
2200 | I said I wanted the most practiced, not cactus, you idiot. | 1.2128 | 0.04987 | 94 | 77 | 14 | 3 |
2201 | So, King Richard, your family line should read Plantagonist | 1.2115 | 0.04864 | 104 | 86 | 14 | 4 |
2202 | No dragons yet, Your Highness. But we did find one Gila monster. | 1.2115 | 0.04668 | 104 | 85 | 16 | 3 |
2203 | Since you like thorny situations, Sire, I've come to tell you we're surrounded. | 1.2115 | 0.04864 | 104 | 86 | 14 | 4 |
2204 | I cannot find any more cacti in the kingdom of England, sire. | 1.2095 | 0.04214 | 105 | 84 | 20 | 1 |
2205 | Your Majesty is a true defender of Southwestern civilization. | 1.2079 | 0.04520 | 101 | 82 | 17 | 2 |
2206 | I think Denmark is a slightly larger threat than the rodents, my Lord." | 1.2079 | 0.04178 | 101 | 83 | 16 | 2 |
2207 | Is this why you call yourself the first Plantagenet king? | 1.2079 | 0.04520 | 101 | 82 | 17 | 2 |
2208 | Mine error of typography presents vexing repercussions indeed, your majesty. | 1.2079 | 0.05135 | 101 | 85 | 11 | 5 |
2209 | The first Knight of Dyslexia, "My apologies, Your Majesty, I thought your decree was for a royal thorn." | 1.2079 | 0.04520 | 101 | 82 | 17 | 2 |
2210 | The Duchess of Succulents turned down your offer of both marriage and a shared greenhouse. | 1.2079 | 0.04520 | 101 | 82 | 17 | 2 |
2211 | Why, yes, Sire, now that you mention it, you do seem a bit prickly today" | 1.2079 | 0.05135 | 101 | 85 | 11 | 5 |
2212 | Apologies, Your Grace, we were sure you said Game of Thorns. | 1.2079 | 0.04295 | 101 | 81 | 19 | 1 |
2213 | As a leader, don't forget about the little succulents. | 1.2079 | 0.04295 | 101 | 81 | 19 | 1 |
2214 | This is not the "going green" which the Roundtable was suggesting. | 1.2079 | 0.04520 | 101 | 82 | 17 | 2 |
2215 | Dinner is porcupine soup garnished with thistle. | 1.2079 | 0.04520 | 101 | 82 | 17 | 2 |
2216 | Succulents for sycophants. Very green indeed sire. | 1.2079 | 0.04520 | 101 | 82 | 17 | 2 |
2217 | The forecast is hot with a chance of reign. | 1.2079 | 0.04058 | 101 | 80 | 21 | 0 |
2218 | Your Majesty, the succulents will help you appear more "relatable". | 1.2079 | 0.04520 | 101 | 82 | 17 | 2 |
2219 | The search for further succulents was feudal, your majesty. | 1.2079 | 0.04520 | 101 | 82 | 17 | 2 |
2220 | How about a whistle for King Thistle? | 1.2079 | 0.04520 | 101 | 82 | 17 | 2 |
2221 | Yes, I was born here. | 1.2079 | 0.04734 | 101 | 83 | 15 | 3 |
2222 | The succulents will play much better than iron on Instagram, your grace. | 1.2079 | 0.04734 | 101 | 83 | 15 | 3 |
2223 | I can't bear it, sir. | 1.2079 | 0.04295 | 101 | 81 | 19 | 1 |
2224 | Shall I pricketh him? | 1.2079 | 0.04520 | 101 | 82 | 17 | 2 |
2225 | I heard things can get prickly pretty fast around here. | 1.2079 | 0.04520 | 101 | 82 | 17 | 2 |
2226 | I guess I just assumed being the Royal Planet Waterer would be less high risk than this. | 1.2079 | 0.04520 | 101 | 82 | 17 | 2 |
2227 | Your Highness, the term "War of the Roses" was metaphorical. | 1.2079 | 0.04520 | 101 | 82 | 17 | 2 |
2228 | It looks like you have a very thorny problem | 1.2079 | 0.04520 | 101 | 82 | 17 | 2 |
2229 | So, I gather that you’ve been told about global warming, Sire. | 1.2079 | 0.04295 | 101 | 81 | 19 | 1 |
2230 | But Your Majesty, this is how the more privileged class announces their arrival in Brooklyn. | 1.2079 | 0.04520 | 101 | 82 | 17 | 2 |
2231 | Don't tell me --you are afraid of people thinking you gay if you grow flowers | 1.2079 | 0.04734 | 101 | 83 | 15 | 3 |
2232 | Sorry, I heard fernicious guard plants, not pernicious | 1.2079 | 0.04939 | 101 | 84 | 13 | 4 |
2233 | Sire, they were out of agave so I got you stevia instead | 1.2079 | 0.04939 | 101 | 84 | 13 | 4 |
2234 | I chose organic armor over inorganic metal armor. | 1.2079 | 0.04295 | 101 | 81 | 19 | 1 |
2235 | Switching from my horse to a golf cart was not part of my allegiance. | 1.2079 | 0.04734 | 101 | 83 | 15 | 3 |
2236 | Yes, my liege, our latest joust will be without horses. And I must say, I prefer my camel--a lot. | 1.2079 | 0.03806 | 101 | 84 | 15 | 2 |
2237 | Now that you have won the Game of Thorns, what's next? | 1.2079 | 0.04939 | 101 | 84 | 13 | 4 |
2238 | Well, sir, Queen Priscilla did lean into the role a little more than you. | 1.2079 | 0.04734 | 101 | 83 | 15 | 3 |
2239 | My apologies, your majesty, but the kudzu could not be brought to bear. | 1.2079 | 0.04734 | 101 | 83 | 15 | 3 |
2240 | A Second Succulent Crusade your majesty?? | 1.2079 | 0.04520 | 101 | 82 | 17 | 2 |
2241 | Sire, you wish to be King of Pricks? Never a dull moment. | 1.2079 | 0.04295 | 101 | 81 | 19 | 1 |
2242 | They refer to you, sire, as a bit of a prick. | 1.2079 | 0.04520 | 101 | 82 | 17 | 2 |
2243 | OK, instead of defending the realm, we can go to Arizona. | 1.2079 | 0.04520 | 101 | 82 | 17 | 2 |
2244 | My Lord, The Succulents are at the Gates ! | 1.2079 | 0.04520 | 101 | 82 | 17 | 2 |
2245 | Now what was the point of banning all those spindles? | 1.2079 | 0.04939 | 101 | 84 | 13 | 4 |
2246 | Indeed, you are King Rose among the thorns. | 1.2059 | 0.04894 | 102 | 85 | 13 | 4 |
2247 | Just how big was the one you sat on? | 1.2059 | 0.04692 | 102 | 84 | 15 | 3 |
2248 | Your Majesty,I believe it's called 'Between Two Ferns | 1.2059 | 0.05089 | 102 | 86 | 11 | 5 |
2249 | You can catch me up at sunrise basking in the sun... I prefer the knight life. | 1.2059 | 0.04894 | 102 | 85 | 13 | 4 |
2250 | Sire, they mean nothing when they talk about the king's succulents. | 1.2059 | 0.04480 | 102 | 83 | 17 | 2 |
2251 | Yes. The prick’s on the inside | 1.2059 | 0.04480 | 102 | 83 | 17 | 2 |
2252 | Sir, I think there is a misunderstanding. When I read Phoenix King - Trojan Guard, I thought it was for a security software engineering role. | 1.2059 | 0.04692 | 102 | 84 | 15 | 3 |
2253 | No, I won't change my name to Succulentsalot | 1.2059 | 0.04692 | 102 | 84 | 15 | 3 |
2254 | Game of Thorns? Really? I'll call you Lord of Prickles if that's OK | 1.2059 | 0.04258 | 102 | 82 | 19 | 1 |
2255 | We are in trouble, the Water Lilies have taken over the moat. | 1.2059 | 0.04480 | 102 | 83 | 17 | 2 |
2256 | If you really want my opinion, I just always assumed that you’d want a scarier nickname than ‘The Monarch Butterfly’ | 1.2059 | 0.04692 | 102 | 84 | 15 | 3 |
2257 | What do you mean I'm being replaced by a succulent! | 1.2059 | 0.04692 | 102 | 84 | 15 | 3 |
2258 | I'm surprised because Cactus-of-the-Month Club seemed perfect for your wife's birthday? | 1.2059 | 0.04480 | 102 | 83 | 17 | 2 |
2259 | Do you prefer “Your Highness” or “Sheriff?” | 1.2059 | 0.04692 | 102 | 84 | 15 | 3 |
2260 | Some of the guys chipped in to get them! | 1.2059 | 0.04894 | 102 | 85 | 13 | 4 |
2261 | Could you tend to my cactuses while I rule the country? | 1.2059 | 0.04023 | 102 | 81 | 21 | 0 |
2262 | Sire, Netflix just said no to your idea, "Throne of Thorns." | 1.2059 | 0.04692 | 102 | 84 | 15 | 3 |
2263 | But I enlisted to seek the Holy Grail, not another Venus fly-trap! | 1.2059 | 0.04258 | 102 | 82 | 19 | 1 |
2264 | The next time you give an executive order to exile your once-trusted advisors to a "prickly, potted life of shame, humiliation and revenge," you have to be a bit more specific. | 1.2059 | 0.04480 | 102 | 83 | 17 | 2 |
2265 | The show is, actually called, game of thrones. | 1.2059 | 0.04480 | 102 | 83 | 17 | 2 |
2266 | Sir, I believe you have gone too far with this “desert theme”. | 1.2059 | 0.04692 | 102 | 84 | 15 | 3 |
2267 | There just doesn't seem to be as much interest in a Game of Thorns series, your Grace. | 1.2059 | 0.04692 | 102 | 84 | 15 | 3 |
2268 | Well now that you mention it, Game of Thrones does make a lot more sense than Game of Thorns | 1.2059 | 0.04692 | 102 | 84 | 15 | 3 |
2269 | The angry plants and I have been talking, sir, and we all agree that your outfit sucks. | 1.2059 | 0.04692 | 102 | 84 | 15 | 3 |
2270 | I wanted you to win the Game of Thrones not Thorns! | 1.2059 | 0.04480 | 102 | 83 | 17 | 2 |
2271 | I will taketh my horse to ye Olde Town Road. I will riiiide till I am no longer able. | 1.2059 | 0.05089 | 102 | 86 | 11 | 5 |
2272 | You didn't mention that the forest I had to go through to rescue the princess was a cactus forest. | 1.2059 | 0.04692 | 102 | 84 | 15 | 3 |
2273 | Your Majesty, there is mounting confusion on whether we are to resign or learn how to garden. | 1.2059 | 0.04480 | 102 | 83 | 17 | 2 |
2274 | They could use some water. | 1.2059 | 0.04894 | 102 | 85 | 13 | 4 |
2275 | Yes I did take a self protection class | 1.2059 | 0.04480 | 102 | 83 | 17 | 2 |
2276 | I can see you wanting to go with the Southwestern look but you must remember we are in England your majesty. | 1.2059 | 0.04692 | 102 | 84 | 15 | 3 |
2277 | Which cactus do you want me to slay first? | 1.2059 | 0.04692 | 102 | 84 | 15 | 3 |
2278 | Your Majesty. We really need to talk about the houseplant situation | 1.2059 | 0.04258 | 102 | 82 | 19 | 1 |
2279 | Well, it kind of suits your prickly personality. | 1.2059 | 0.04023 | 102 | 81 | 21 | 0 |
2280 | The Queen appears a bit prickly this morning your highness! | 1.2059 | 0.04480 | 102 | 83 | 17 | 2 |
2281 | No Your Majesty, I don't think you're prickly. Have you tried smiling? | 1.2059 | 0.04692 | 102 | 84 | 15 | 3 |
2282 | Sire, it's Game of Thrones, not Game of Thorns | 1.2059 | 0.04258 | 102 | 82 | 19 | 1 |
2283 | It's utility combined with being fashion forward. | 1.2059 | 0.04480 | 102 | 83 | 17 | 2 |
2284 | Instead of one of these your grace, why not just get some leafier plants? | 1.2059 | 0.04480 | 102 | 83 | 17 | 2 |
2285 | Does your majesty appreciate the suck-up-ulents? | 1.2059 | 0.04894 | 102 | 85 | 13 | 4 |
2286 | You call it midlife crisis, I call it "unique Youtube content". | 1.2059 | 0.04692 | 102 | 84 | 15 | 3 |
2287 | They've taken to calling you a desert-er. | 1.2059 | 0.04480 | 102 | 83 | 17 | 2 |
2288 | There's word from the Southwest, M' Lord, but I suspect you've heard of it. | 1.2059 | 0.03901 | 102 | 83 | 18 | 1 |
2289 | Does His Majesty think beheading the Royal Decorator is a tad harsh? | 1.2059 | 0.04480 | 102 | 83 | 17 | 2 |
2290 | But sir, he's a Scorpio. | 1.2059 | 0.04480 | 102 | 83 | 17 | 2 |
2291 | Game of Thrones, not Game of Thorns! | 1.2059 | 0.04258 | 102 | 82 | 19 | 1 |
2292 | Only the succulents remain, sir. | 1.2059 | 0.04258 | 102 | 82 | 19 | 1 |
2293 | The king is a prick | 1.2059 | 0.03367 | 102 | 86 | 14 | 2 |
2294 | I don't think that's quite the solution to climate change. | 1.2059 | 0.04480 | 102 | 83 | 17 | 2 |
2295 | Loyalty is not everything, sire. | 1.2059 | 0.04692 | 102 | 84 | 15 | 3 |
2296 | Your Majesty, it's Game of Thrones not throne of thorns. | 1.2059 | 0.04480 | 102 | 83 | 17 | 2 |
2297 | Um, it's Game of Thrones, Sire. | 1.2059 | 0.04480 | 102 | 83 | 17 | 2 |
2298 | The desert already has a monarch, sire. Her name is Priscilla. | 1.2059 | 0.04894 | 102 | 85 | 13 | 4 |
2299 | Your highness, who do you think is ruling the pricks? | 1.2059 | 0.04692 | 102 | 84 | 15 | 3 |
2300 | For my next song, I'll sing, "I'm An Old Cowhand." | 1.2059 | 0.04258 | 102 | 82 | 19 | 1 |
2301 | Sire, you'll be considered prickly, even without the visual metaphors. | 1.2059 | 0.04692 | 102 | 84 | 15 | 3 |
2302 | You want to drain the actual swamp? | 1.2059 | 0.04480 | 102 | 83 | 17 | 2 |
2303 | I’m well suited for thorny issues! | 1.2059 | 0.04894 | 102 | 85 | 13 | 4 |
2304 | ‘So... Westeros is New Mexico?’ | 1.2059 | 0.04480 | 102 | 83 | 17 | 2 |
2305 | So daddy. Daddy af. | 1.2059 | 0.04258 | 102 | 82 | 19 | 1 |
2306 | I was referring to The War of the Roses, your highness. | 1.2059 | 0.04894 | 102 | 85 | 13 | 4 |
2307 | So, xeriscaping will probably not work in this climate! | 1.2059 | 0.04480 | 102 | 83 | 17 | 2 |
2308 | You are the love of my life | 1.2059 | 0.05089 | 102 | 86 | 11 | 5 |
2309 | I worship the very thorn you sit upon. | 1.2059 | 0.04692 | 102 | 84 | 15 | 3 |
2310 | Good news, we just pillaged 2000 kilos of perlite from the Italian front!” | 1.2059 | 0.04894 | 102 | 85 | 13 | 4 |
2311 | You said it was a Game of Thorns, Your Majesty... | 1.2059 | 0.04258 | 102 | 82 | 19 | 1 |
2312 | I see that you've planted yourself there. | 1.2059 | 0.04480 | 102 | 83 | 17 | 2 |
2313 | I've searched all of the Sahara and I have not found one rebel. | 1.2059 | 0.04480 | 102 | 83 | 17 | 2 |
2314 | My Lord, Between Two Cacti is indeed the king of online content. | 1.2059 | 0.04480 | 102 | 83 | 17 | 2 |
2315 | Less water, more sun. Yes, your succulency. | 1.2059 | 0.04692 | 102 | 84 | 15 | 3 |
2316 | Am I to assume that Your Majesty also has a dry wit? | 1.2059 | 0.04692 | 102 | 84 | 15 | 3 |
2317 | Feeling prickly again today, your majesty? | 1.2059 | 0.04023 | 102 | 81 | 21 | 0 |
2318 | THRONES, sire, not Game of Thorns. | 1.2059 | 0.04480 | 102 | 83 | 17 | 2 |
2319 | Sire, you'd be less prickly on "Between Two Ferns". | 1.2059 | 0.04258 | 102 | 82 | 19 | 1 |
2320 | I shall speak to Spartacus, Sire—he may have been overwatering again. | 1.2059 | 0.04692 | 102 | 84 | 15 | 3 |
2321 | Oh, I see sire! You wanted Sir Culents, not succulents. | 1.2059 | 0.04480 | 102 | 83 | 17 | 2 |
2322 | Have you considered a crown of thorns? | 1.2041 | 0.04577 | 98 | 80 | 16 | 2 |
2323 | Yes, my liege, the juxtaposition brings out your benevolence. | 1.2039 | 0.04851 | 103 | 86 | 13 | 4 |
2324 | I’ve been told this provides better Feng Shui to the Realm. | 1.2020 | 0.04758 | 99 | 82 | 14 | 3 |
2325 | M'Lord...The cactus and the carnivorous plants...Not the most welcoming foliage feng shui wise, if I may be so bold. | 1.2020 | 0.04969 | 99 | 83 | 12 | 4 |
2326 | The people have rejected the new turquoise standard, sire. | 1.2020 | 0.04536 | 99 | 81 | 16 | 2 |
2327 | Your Highnesses, as you decree, we Knights Who Say Ni shall be more specific than demanding shrubbery. We shall demand cannabis, Bud Light . . . and some munchies . | 1.2000 | 0.05097 | 95 | 80 | 11 | 4 |
2328 | No matter what your wizard says you are the King of England sir. | 1.1979 | 0.04593 | 96 | 79 | 15 | 2 |
2329 | Sire,may I suggest that Cacti is the right word." | 1.1979 | 0.04088 | 96 | 77 | 19 | 0 |
2330 | No, not really - I'm more of a hedge knight. | 1.1979 | 0.04826 | 96 | 80 | 13 | 3 |
2331 | It's so that people don't approach me. | 1.1979 | 0.04593 | 96 | 79 | 15 | 2 |
2332 | I'm sorry to report that the aloe didn't made it back. | 1.1979 | 0.04593 | 96 | 79 | 15 | 2 |
2333 | It's the Evergreens. From the North. | 1.1979 | 0.04826 | 96 | 80 | 13 | 3 |
2334 | I realize we've gone vegan, but you've got to admit it's not great optics. | 1.1979 | 0.04348 | 96 | 78 | 17 | 1 |
2335 | In truth your highness - intimidating? - yes, approachable? - no. | 1.1979 | 0.04088 | 96 | 77 | 19 | 0 |
2336 | I'm afraid that both the left and the right have become prickly. | 1.1979 | 0.04348 | 96 | 78 | 17 | 1 |
2337 | Do you still want wolfbane and garlic Sire ? | 1.1979 | 0.04593 | 96 | 79 | 15 | 2 |
2338 | You sent for me Your Succulency? | 1.1979 | 0.04826 | 96 | 80 | 13 | 3 |
2339 | Congratulation on winning Game of Thorns. | 1.1979 | 0.04593 | 96 | 79 | 15 | 2 |
2340 | Your iron fist is not weakened by your green thumb. | 1.1979 | 0.04593 | 96 | 79 | 15 | 2 |
2341 | Regarding your kingdom Sire,me thinks you got the short end of the sword at the Round Table | 1.1979 | 0.04826 | 96 | 80 | 13 | 3 |
2342 | Everybody else wears real armour. | 1.1979 | 0.04593 | 96 | 79 | 15 | 2 |
2343 | Sire, You seem to be in a bit of a prickly situation. | 1.1979 | 0.04348 | 96 | 78 | 17 | 1 |
2344 | Some in the kingdom say you're a bit thorny. | 1.1979 | 0.04348 | 96 | 78 | 17 | 1 |
2345 | My Lord, I find your prickly attitude demeaning. | 1.1979 | 0.04593 | 96 | 79 | 15 | 2 |
2346 | Your Majesty, I understand your prickly plant friends need some trimming. | 1.1979 | 0.04826 | 96 | 80 | 13 | 3 |
2347 | I will fall on the sword for hiring the landscapers. | 1.1979 | 0.04593 | 96 | 79 | 15 | 2 |
2348 | 'I don't want to play Game of Thorns.' | 1.1979 | 0.04348 | 96 | 78 | 17 | 1 |
2349 | Is that all the trees left? Why didn't anyone speak up? | 1.1979 | 0.04348 | 96 | 78 | 17 | 1 |
2350 | A sharper edged Galifianakis, your Majesty ? | 1.1979 | 0.04348 | 96 | 78 | 17 | 1 |
2351 | The Queen said not to give them too much water. | 1.1979 | 0.04348 | 96 | 78 | 17 | 1 |
2352 | Some of the townspeople are saying your rulings have been a bit prickly, Your Majesty. | 1.1979 | 0.04826 | 96 | 80 | 13 | 3 |
2353 | Dad, I think the crown and the throne give you enough gravitas. The cacti are a little over the top. | 1.1979 | 0.04593 | 96 | 79 | 15 | 2 |
2354 | I’m thrown. Throne of thorns? | 1.1979 | 0.05048 | 96 | 81 | 11 | 4 |
2355 | You’re not looking like the reign man. | 1.1979 | 0.04088 | 96 | 77 | 19 | 0 |
2356 | I'm pretty sure "King of the Cacti" is the plural form, your highness. | 1.1979 | 0.04826 | 96 | 80 | 13 | 3 |
2357 | Your changeout of the interior plants makes it difficult to continue evading the climate change issue. | 1.1979 | 0.04826 | 96 | 80 | 13 | 3 |
2358 | You thought you were promoted to king of dessert, didn't you? | 1.1979 | 0.04826 | 96 | 80 | 13 | 3 |
2359 | Let's just move away from the dragons" you said. "The warm air will do us some good" you said | 1.1979 | 0.04826 | 96 | 80 | 13 | 3 |
2360 | Yes, Majesty: A terrarium. | 1.1979 | 0.04593 | 96 | 79 | 15 | 2 |
2361 | At least we're in a drought. | 1.1979 | 0.03951 | 96 | 79 | 16 | 1 |
2362 | Copyright be dammed! If you can play the Game of Thorns then why can't I become the Berger King? | 1.1979 | 0.04826 | 96 | 80 | 13 | 3 |
2363 | Your majesty, I get your point, but... | 1.1979 | 0.04348 | 96 | 78 | 17 | 1 |
2364 | The spoils of our crusade are fleas for your fly trap, my Liege. | 1.1979 | 0.05048 | 96 | 81 | 11 | 4 |
2365 | The Normans say you have to brexit. | 1.1979 | 0.04348 | 96 | 78 | 17 | 1 |
2366 | I know they're pointy and you have to feed them less but I just doubt they can do the job as well as us. | 1.1979 | 0.04826 | 96 | 80 | 13 | 3 |
2367 | Are you feeling prickly, your Majesty? | 1.1979 | 0.04593 | 96 | 79 | 15 | 2 |
2368 | Game of Thorns" is a bit on the nose, isn't it | 1.1979 | 0.04593 | 96 | 79 | 15 | 2 |
2369 | It’s “Game of Thrones”, Your Highness. Not “Thorns.” | 1.1979 | 0.04593 | 96 | 79 | 15 | 2 |
2370 | I've heard a lot of Royal Guards are losing their jobs to technology, but this is absurd your Highness | 1.1979 | 0.04826 | 96 | 80 | 13 | 3 |
2371 | Your Guards are a bit Prickly! | 1.1979 | 0.04593 | 96 | 79 | 15 | 2 |
2372 | Sir, why are you so cereus? | 1.1979 | 0.04348 | 96 | 78 | 17 | 1 |
2373 | The Millennial King wants his succulents back." | 1.1979 | 0.04826 | 96 | 80 | 13 | 3 |
2374 | Let them drink tequila | 1.1979 | 0.04593 | 96 | 79 | 15 | 2 |
2375 | So is the cactus supposed to distract from your crabs | 1.1979 | 0.04826 | 96 | 80 | 13 | 3 |
2376 | Your faith in the knighthood seems to have been supplanted. | 1.1979 | 0.04826 | 96 | 80 | 13 | 3 |
2377 | Ok, who got the most votes for King of Prickly? | 1.1979 | 0.05048 | 96 | 81 | 11 | 4 |
2378 | I fear this throne room won't get enough natural light, your highness. | 1.1979 | 0.04088 | 96 | 77 | 19 | 0 |
2379 | Your people are restless, Olaf. They have it their heads you're a climate denier. | 1.1979 | 0.04826 | 96 | 80 | 13 | 3 |
2380 | Unfortunately, the succulents were captured in an ambush. | 1.1979 | 0.05261 | 96 | 82 | 9 | 5 |
2381 | Sir, we found the deserter. | 1.1979 | 0.04593 | 96 | 79 | 15 | 2 |
2382 | A plant can replace a palace guard under normal conditions, but what if something unexpected happens? | 1.1979 | 0.05048 | 96 | 81 | 11 | 4 |
2383 | Dad, It’s a thorny subject. | 1.1979 | 0.04348 | 96 | 78 | 17 | 1 |
2384 | Year 1019 - the first millennial king loved the succulent craze | 1.1979 | 0.04348 | 96 | 78 | 17 | 1 |
2385 | Go get Zak Galifianakis! | 1.1979 | 0.04593 | 96 | 79 | 15 | 2 |
2386 | Yes, sire, my degree IS in horticulture, but I'd prefer to fight dragons. | 1.1979 | 0.04593 | 96 | 79 | 15 | 2 |
2387 | Well, you said you wanted a desert kingdom. | 1.1979 | 0.04593 | 96 | 79 | 15 | 2 |
2388 | Sire, the cook has prepared all your favorites - spiny lobster and prickly pear, beef skewers, spiked rum and sticky pudding. | 1.1979 | 0.04348 | 96 | 78 | 17 | 1 |
2389 | Can I fetch you a cushion? | 1.1979 | 0.04593 | 96 | 79 | 15 | 2 |
2390 | Now I understand why you are so picky. | 1.1979 | 0.04593 | 96 | 79 | 15 | 2 |
2391 | Lady of the Lake? Highness, I couldn't even find a lake. | 1.1979 | 0.04348 | 96 | 78 | 17 | 1 |
2392 | Sorry Sir Greg, we have had to make some personnel cuts. | 1.1979 | 0.04826 | 96 | 80 | 13 | 3 |
2393 | Congratulations on becoming king, just remember your roots. | 1.1979 | 0.04593 | 96 | 79 | 15 | 2 |
2394 | When I said bring me some succulents, I meant steak, pie, etc, | 1.1979 | 0.04826 | 96 | 80 | 13 | 3 |
2395 | Still no sign of Priscilla | 1.1979 | 0.04826 | 96 | 80 | 13 | 3 |
2396 | You've surrounded yourself with pricks, your majesty. | 1.1979 | 0.04348 | 96 | 78 | 17 | 1 |
2397 | Sire, what are they? | 1.1979 | 0.04348 | 96 | 78 | 17 | 1 |
2398 | I'm thinking of calling it "Game of Thorns." | 1.1979 | 0.04348 | 96 | 78 | 17 | 1 |
2399 | Well sir, it has finally happened - all the water has gone under the bridge | 1.1979 | 0.04088 | 96 | 77 | 19 | 0 |
2400 | A concession to climate change. Don't get prickly with me! | 1.1979 | 0.04593 | 96 | 79 | 15 | 2 |
2401 | I think it was supposed to be "between two ferns." | 1.1979 | 0.04593 | 96 | 79 | 15 | 2 |
2402 | Your Majesty, my sense is that you are a bit prickly about the Guinevere situation. | 1.1979 | 0.04593 | 96 | 79 | 15 | 2 |
2403 | Yes, it's a thorny question. | 1.1979 | 0.04593 | 96 | 79 | 15 | 2 |
2404 | King of Pricks | 1.1979 | 0.04826 | 96 | 80 | 13 | 3 |
2405 | We're out of Depends | 1.1979 | 0.04593 | 96 | 79 | 15 | 2 |
2406 | So who's the clinging vine? | 1.1979 | 0.04826 | 96 | 80 | 13 | 3 |
2407 | Obviously, you are apposed to me approaching the throne | 1.1979 | 0.04088 | 96 | 77 | 19 | 0 |
2408 | Not sure Sire, if all the prickly plants are conducive to a harmonious feng shui flow | 1.1979 | 0.04593 | 96 | 79 | 15 | 2 |
2409 | Gotta watch your ass when you're king... | 1.1979 | 0.04593 | 96 | 79 | 15 | 2 |
2410 | Le Beaujolais Nouveau est arrivé! | 1.1979 | 0.04826 | 96 | 80 | 13 | 3 |
2411 | They never mention the gnats. | 1.1979 | 0.04220 | 96 | 80 | 14 | 2 |
2412 | I wish I designed it before my horse threw me into your cactus. | 1.1979 | 0.04348 | 96 | 78 | 17 | 1 |
2413 | Why the armor? | 1.1979 | 0.05048 | 96 | 81 | 11 | 4 |
2414 | The chafing has been horrific since you moved your kingdom to the desert. | 1.1979 | 0.02397 | 96 | 82 | 13 | 1 |
2415 | I see what you did there, but... | 1.1979 | 0.04593 | 96 | 79 | 15 | 2 |
2416 | We still can't find any water, Your Majesty. | 1.1979 | 0.04826 | 96 | 80 | 13 | 3 |
2417 | I stand willing to fall on my sword for my Highness, but not on ye cactus. | 1.1979 | 0.04593 | 96 | 79 | 15 | 2 |
2418 | Put your sword away. These are my friends. | 1.1979 | 0.04826 | 96 | 80 | 13 | 3 |
2419 | Trump's dream | 1.1979 | 0.04593 | 96 | 79 | 15 | 2 |
2420 | Another whim, your Majesty? | 1.1979 | 0.04593 | 96 | 79 | 15 | 2 |
2421 | Prickly today, eh Boss? | 1.1979 | 0.05261 | 96 | 82 | 9 | 5 |
2422 | I believe I am appropriately garbed to approach you and your advisors, Your Majesty. | 1.1979 | 0.04826 | 96 | 80 | 13 | 3 |
2423 | We've been duped by the knights of the prickly pear my Liege. | 1.1979 | 0.04593 | 96 | 79 | 15 | 2 |
2424 | Methinks Your Majesty knows we conquered the Southwest? | 1.1979 | 0.04826 | 96 | 80 | 13 | 3 |
2425 | I'm getting a prickly sensation here. | 1.1979 | 0.04826 | 96 | 80 | 13 | 3 |
2426 | Sir: The textile department at Desert U. has found that we could joust better in 100 percent cotton | 1.1979 | 0.04348 | 96 | 78 | 17 | 1 |
2427 | this is a prickly matter | 1.1979 | 0.04088 | 96 | 77 | 19 | 0 |
2428 | Isn’t a Crown of Thorns enough? | 1.1979 | 0.04593 | 96 | 79 | 15 | 2 |
2429 | I’m sorry, they are part of the green initiative | 1.1979 | 0.04593 | 96 | 79 | 15 | 2 |
2430 | For thy next quest,fetch me two pink flamingos and a chalice of zinfandel! | 1.1979 | 0.04593 | 96 | 79 | 15 | 2 |
2431 | Please, Your Highness, get right to the point! | 1.1979 | 0.04593 | 96 | 79 | 15 | 2 |
2432 | Yes, it does look like you’re in a prickly situation your highness. | 1.1979 | 0.04593 | 96 | 79 | 15 | 2 |
2433 | I think we should go with your plant based burger, King. | 1.1979 | 0.04826 | 96 | 80 | 13 | 3 |
2434 | A succulent, a succulent! My kingdom for a succulent! | 1.1979 | 0.04826 | 96 | 80 | 13 | 3 |
2435 | The Queen wishes to apologize once more for killing the ficus, my lord. | 1.1979 | 0.04826 | 96 | 80 | 13 | 3 |
2436 | The Green Revolution is here. | 1.1979 | 0.04593 | 96 | 79 | 15 | 2 |
2437 | So why not crown of thorns, old hat? | 1.1979 | 0.04348 | 96 | 78 | 17 | 1 |
2438 | Your Grace, I am ready for your punishment of flogging by cactus. | 1.1979 | 0.04348 | 96 | 78 | 17 | 1 |
2439 | It’s much better than the pussy willows, Sire. | 1.1979 | 0.04593 | 96 | 79 | 15 | 2 |
2440 | Someone's mighty prickly today. | 1.1979 | 0.04088 | 96 | 77 | 19 | 0 |
2441 | My liege, the switch from men to succulents has been going smoothly, but may I ask why you summoned me in here? | 1.1979 | 0.04593 | 96 | 79 | 15 | 2 |
2442 | Good news,Sire! You just won an all-expense paid vacation for two to Kingman, Arizona | 1.1979 | 0.05048 | 96 | 81 | 11 | 4 |
2443 | I know it's a prickly matter - but your subjects are now calling you the 'cactus king' " | 1.1979 | 0.04348 | 96 | 78 | 17 | 1 |
2444 | Sire, the suit challenges. The sword is decorative. | 1.1979 | 0.04593 | 96 | 79 | 15 | 2 |
2445 | It was the game of thrones, your highness, not thorns. | 1.1979 | 0.04593 | 96 | 79 | 15 | 2 |
2446 | Sir! You seem to be on pins and needles today!” Pepa Chindrmi-Dodge, Irvine, Californi | 1.1979 | 0.03183 | 96 | 79 | 17 | 0 |
2447 | We are winning the crusade for Jerusalem...artichokes. | 1.1979 | 0.04593 | 96 | 79 | 15 | 2 |
2448 | Sire, methinks Your Royal Highness' dyslexia hath fouled your Royal bright idea. | 1.1979 | 0.04593 | 96 | 79 | 15 | 2 |
2449 | As your new Royal Guard-ner, may I say you're looking sharp? | 1.1979 | 0.04593 | 96 | 79 | 15 | 2 |
2450 | Why slay a ferocious dragon when I can bring you a Ferocactus? | 1.1979 | 0.04593 | 96 | 79 | 15 | 2 |
2451 | Game of Thorns." A truly inspired title, Sire | 1.1979 | 0.04348 | 96 | 78 | 17 | 1 |
2452 | Who said anything about replacing you with a houseplant? | 1.1979 | 0.04826 | 96 | 80 | 13 | 3 |
2453 | Hallucinating on mescaline again, Billy? | 1.1979 | 0.05048 | 96 | 81 | 11 | 4 |
2454 | No your majesty, Arizona hasn't surrendered yet | 1.1979 | 0.04348 | 96 | 78 | 17 | 1 |
2455 | Your Majesty, the root rot could not be slain. | 1.1979 | 0.04593 | 96 | 79 | 15 | 2 |
2456 | No, Sire, I don't think the vegans will be scared of your plant army. | 1.1979 | 0.04348 | 96 | 78 | 17 | 1 |
2457 | Your Highness, I recommend watering them everyday and to keep them out of the Dark Ages | 1.1979 | 0.05465 | 96 | 83 | 7 | 6 |
2458 | Your advisors are slow to respond, my liege. | 1.1979 | 0.04348 | 96 | 78 | 17 | 1 |
2459 | I have a hard time believing it was my kids who put one of those on the seat | 1.1979 | 0.04826 | 96 | 80 | 13 | 3 |
2460 | A shrubbery, sir? | 1.1979 | 0.05048 | 96 | 81 | 11 | 4 |
2461 | Your Majesty, a peasant named Zach , the one with a funny last name, suggests you consider ferns instead of cacti. | 1.1979 | 0.05048 | 96 | 81 | 11 | 4 |
2462 | You called for the gardener, Your Majesty? | 1.1979 | 0.04593 | 96 | 79 | 15 | 2 |
2463 | Sir, I’m sorry, but the funeral for your bonsai tree was cancelled because of Sir Fly Trap II’s sudden death. | 1.1979 | 0.04348 | 96 | 78 | 17 | 1 |
2464 | Are you always this prickly? | 1.1979 | 0.05048 | 96 | 81 | 11 | 4 |
2465 | IT PAINS ME TO SAY THIS, BUT EVEN THE QUEEN COMPLAINS ABOUT YOUR BEING A LITTLE BIT PRICKLY. | 1.1979 | 0.04593 | 96 | 79 | 15 | 2 |
2466 | The queen insists she prefers roses. | 1.1979 | 0.04593 | 96 | 79 | 15 | 2 |
2467 | Your Majesty, I have vanquished the ivy but the saguaro are drought tolerant. | 1.1979 | 0.05048 | 96 | 81 | 11 | 4 |
2468 | For the last time, your majesty, it's Game of Thrones, not Game of Thorns. | 1.1979 | 0.04593 | 96 | 79 | 15 | 2 |
2469 | Your majesty,if I may,you seem a bit prickly today | 1.1979 | 0.04826 | 96 | 80 | 13 | 3 |
2470 | You seem to fit in well amongst the pricks. | 1.1979 | 0.05048 | 96 | 81 | 11 | 4 |
2471 | The greenest one imaginable, my Lord. | 1.1979 | 0.04826 | 96 | 80 | 13 | 3 |
2472 | I slayed the dragon, but I forgot the watering can. | 1.1979 | 0.04826 | 96 | 80 | 13 | 3 |
2473 | Who's the spineless one now, Derrick? | 1.1979 | 0.04826 | 96 | 80 | 13 | 3 |
2474 | Yes, your Eminence. My quest in search of the Holy Golden Saguaro Cactus has failed. | 1.1979 | 0.04593 | 96 | 79 | 15 | 2 |
2475 | The queen had you put the throne outback again huh? | 1.1979 | 0.04348 | 96 | 78 | 17 | 1 |
2476 | Sire, you need a rainy knight. | 1.1979 | 0.04826 | 96 | 80 | 13 | 3 |
2477 | The Home Depot was out of Gardenias. | 1.1979 | 0.04348 | 96 | 78 | 17 | 1 |
2478 | Sorry, your majesty, nobody cares about a game of thorns. | 1.1979 | 0.04826 | 96 | 80 | 13 | 3 |
2479 | My mistake sire. I'm seeking the King of the Picts. | 1.1959 | 0.04308 | 97 | 79 | 17 | 1 |
2480 | Cactus Semper Invictus | 1.1959 | 0.04780 | 97 | 81 | 13 | 3 |
2481 | Well, sire, this is a prickly situation! | 1.1959 | 0.04780 | 97 | 81 | 13 | 3 |
2482 | You rule the seven kingdoms of Southwesteros. | 1.1959 | 0.04780 | 97 | 81 | 13 | 3 |
2483 | Your flytrap is down, your heighness! | 1.1959 | 0.05000 | 97 | 82 | 11 | 4 |
2484 | The kingdom has asked for a little more reign. | 1.1959 | 0.05000 | 97 | 82 | 11 | 4 |
2485 | Sire, I would quest for the Holy Pail of Water. | 1.1959 | 0.04550 | 97 | 80 | 15 | 2 |
2486 | Yes Cactus King, I am the only knight you have left. | 1.1959 | 0.04780 | 97 | 81 | 13 | 3 |
2487 | Yes the moat was not a good match for the new water conservation platform,I agree,your Liege.. | 1.1959 | 0.04780 | 97 | 81 | 13 | 3 |
2488 | Sire, the succulents of the South have surrendered. | 1.1959 | 0.04550 | 97 | 80 | 15 | 2 |
2489 | For protection, I see you have turned to the fiercest warriors from House Green. | 1.1959 | 0.04550 | 97 | 80 | 15 | 2 |
2490 | Findeth me a more sustainable kingdom. | 1.1959 | 0.04550 | 97 | 80 | 15 | 2 |
2491 | Your Highness, succulents have been known to quickly dethrone the mightiest of Kings. | 1.1959 | 0.04051 | 97 | 78 | 19 | 0 |
2492 | In a cheery mood today, King Floriography? | 1.1959 | 0.04550 | 97 | 80 | 15 | 2 |
2493 | They frame your face quite nicely. | 1.1959 | 0.04780 | 97 | 81 | 13 | 3 |
2494 | Your new crown is coming in nicely. | 1.1959 | 0.04780 | 97 | 81 | 13 | 3 |
2495 | I'm sorry your Majesty,but the plants are not OSHA compliant | 1.1959 | 0.04550 | 97 | 80 | 15 | 2 |
2496 | Ok",the Saracen routed us , but we did manage to capture some very beautiful cacti | 1.1959 | 0.04550 | 97 | 80 | 15 | 2 |
2497 | Would you rather your sun suit, Sir | 1.1959 | 0.04550 | 97 | 80 | 15 | 2 |
2498 | You need to let the people in more. | 1.1959 | 0.04780 | 97 | 81 | 13 | 3 |
2499 | I really like what you’ve done with the place, my Lord. | 1.1959 | 0.04181 | 97 | 81 | 14 | 2 |
2500 | Beg your pardon my liege, but what’s Game of Thorns? | 1.1959 | 0.04051 | 97 | 78 | 19 | 0 |
2501 | The prickly pear is awaiting the audience Sire. | 1.1959 | 0.04308 | 97 | 79 | 17 | 1 |
2502 | Are you sure they will be sufficient personal guard, sir? | 1.1959 | 0.03631 | 97 | 79 | 18 | 0 |
2503 | Ah yes, Sire, your dry wit is quite obvious. | 1.1959 | 0.04308 | 97 | 79 | 17 | 1 |
2504 | Okay. I see you point. | 1.1959 | 0.04550 | 97 | 80 | 15 | 2 |
2505 | Your majesty, the hydrophytes refuse to share your throne. | 1.1959 | 0.04780 | 97 | 81 | 13 | 3 |
2506 | Ever since the Lake dried up, The Lady only bestows a nice set of steak knives. | 1.1959 | 0.04181 | 97 | 81 | 14 | 2 |
2507 | ‘If it please Thee, I will now embark on Thine orchid challenge of my quest’ | 1.1959 | 0.04308 | 97 | 79 | 17 | 1 |
2508 | Ah, Dad can I go now? | 1.1959 | 0.04051 | 97 | 78 | 19 | 0 |
2509 | You know, your Highness, there are easier ways to kill our enemies | 1.1959 | 0.05000 | 97 | 82 | 11 | 4 |
2510 | Your Majesty, with all due respect, people are afraid to tell you the truth because your responses are so prickly | 1.1959 | 0.04051 | 97 | 78 | 19 | 0 |
2511 | What was that about a Game of Thorns? | 1.1959 | 0.04550 | 97 | 80 | 15 | 2 |
2512 | Our vines have surrounded the enemy | 1.1959 | 0.04051 | 97 | 78 | 19 | 0 |
2513 | I think I might've overgrown my role as king | 1.1959 | 0.04308 | 97 | 79 | 17 | 1 |
2514 | Your highness, a castle in the desert with a pool is hard to find in Bavaria | 1.1959 | 0.04308 | 97 | 79 | 17 | 1 |
2515 | Lancelot, you are the thorn in my side. | 1.1959 | 0.04550 | 97 | 80 | 15 | 2 |
2516 | May I be the "Knight of the Green New Deal"? | 1.1959 | 0.04780 | 97 | 81 | 13 | 3 |
2517 | It is no wonder Sire. You surround yourself with such prickly subjects. | 1.1959 | 0.04051 | 97 | 78 | 19 | 0 |
2518 | I just moved to Arizona, I was born in Mesometamia | 1.1959 | 0.04780 | 97 | 81 | 13 | 3 |
2519 | Global warming Good Knight | 1.1959 | 0.04308 | 97 | 79 | 17 | 1 |
2520 | Sir Guaro reporting for duty... | 1.1959 | 0.04780 | 97 | 81 | 13 | 3 |
2521 | Economizing on bodyguards? | 1.1959 | 0.04550 | 97 | 80 | 15 | 2 |
2522 | The plant kingdom? | 1.1959 | 0.04550 | 97 | 80 | 15 | 2 |
2523 | But King I survived the poison ivy genital torture, I withstood the anal cactus pain threshold, and I passed the venus fly trap tongue punishment....what more must I do to date the Prince? | 1.1959 | 0.04550 | 97 | 80 | 15 | 2 |
2524 | And for completing your quest you will inherit all that you see! | 1.1959 | 0.04550 | 97 | 80 | 15 | 2 |
2525 | They screwed up the Crown of Thorns order again sire. | 1.1959 | 0.04308 | 97 | 79 | 17 | 1 |
2526 | I would have watered the plants, but I’m afraid of getting rust on my armor. | 1.1959 | 0.04780 | 97 | 81 | 13 | 3 |
2527 | That’s because the winters up there are fairly harsh, and cacti don’t handle a freeze well. This climate is arid, however, with moderate rainfall, and they do quite well here. | 1.1959 | 0.04550 | 97 | 80 | 15 | 2 |
2528 | Haven’t you heard- the kingdom is going green! | 1.1959 | 0.04308 | 97 | 79 | 17 | 1 |
2529 | It's been a particularly prickly campaign Sire. | 1.1959 | 0.04780 | 97 | 81 | 13 | 3 |
2530 | I am your suppliant not another succulent your Highness! | 1.1959 | 0.04780 | 97 | 81 | 13 | 3 |
2531 | Your majesty, I bring word of a rather prickly matter! | 1.1959 | 0.04308 | 97 | 79 | 17 | 1 |
2532 | You’ll have to decide - arid desert or tropical rain forest | 1.1959 | 0.04308 | 97 | 79 | 17 | 1 |
2533 | I wanted to discuss my salary... | 1.1959 | 0.05210 | 97 | 83 | 9 | 5 |
2534 | Thou, art the fairest in all the landscaping. | 1.1959 | 0.04550 | 97 | 80 | 15 | 2 |
2535 | Saguaro service? Seriously? | 1.1959 | 0.04550 | 97 | 80 | 15 | 2 |
2536 | I hereby swear to devote my life to truculence in the protection of all of your majesty’s succulents. | 1.1959 | 0.04550 | 97 | 80 | 15 | 2 |
2537 | Perchance a bit prickly today, my Lord? | 1.1959 | 0.05000 | 97 | 82 | 11 | 4 |
2538 | Your former guards were more fun to party with. | 1.1959 | 0.04550 | 97 | 80 | 15 | 2 |
2539 | Is there really such a thing as the King of Plants? | 1.1959 | 0.04780 | 97 | 81 | 13 | 3 |
2540 | Sire, cacti are extremely rare in England. Perhaps there is some sort of popular thorny flower we could name this war after? | 1.1959 | 0.04550 | 97 | 80 | 15 | 2 |
2541 | I will bringeth thee a ficus,sire. This I do swear. | 1.1959 | 0.04780 | 97 | 81 | 13 | 3 |
2542 | As a matter of fact, I seek the Holy Cactus. | 1.1959 | 0.04308 | 97 | 79 | 17 | 1 |
2543 | Your Highness is a stickler. | 1.1959 | 0.04051 | 97 | 78 | 19 | 0 |
2544 | Are they bugged? | 1.1959 | 0.04308 | 97 | 79 | 17 | 1 |
2545 | Make me a crown of thorns. | 1.1959 | 0.04308 | 97 | 79 | 17 | 1 |
2546 | Yes, King Prick? | 1.1939 | 0.04953 | 98 | 83 | 11 | 4 |
2547 | Hail King Galifianakis! Although I assured him that the format has been changed, former President Obama said he will not return to do another show. | 1.1939 | 0.04735 | 98 | 82 | 13 | 3 |
2548 | They told me you'd be surrounded by pricks. | 1.1939 | 0.04508 | 98 | 81 | 15 | 2 |
2549 | Your highness, the men are on pins and needles awaiting your decision on the new water rationing policy | 1.1935 | 0.04897 | 93 | 78 | 12 | 3 |
2550 | Bring me Sir Plantsalot! | 1.1935 | 0.04394 | 93 | 76 | 16 | 1 |
2551 | That's how it feels when one sits on the throne too long, Sire. | 1.1935 | 0.04652 | 93 | 77 | 14 | 2 |
2552 | No disrespect but the cacti need repotting | 1.1935 | 0.05130 | 93 | 79 | 10 | 4 |
2553 | 'Cactuses' or 'cacti.' I believe either works, your Highness. | 1.1935 | 0.04119 | 93 | 75 | 18 | 0 |
2554 | How is the biggest prick. | 1.1935 | 0.04652 | 93 | 77 | 14 | 2 |
2555 | We get credit for drought tolerant plants. | 1.1935 | 0.04119 | 93 | 75 | 18 | 0 |
2556 | Oh ye, so that solves the missing one that's up thine arse, sire. | 1.1935 | 0.04652 | 93 | 77 | 14 | 2 |
2557 | Your royal subjects do understand the need for water conservation so now let’s move on with with blood letting for all. | 1.1935 | 0.04394 | 93 | 76 | 16 | 1 |
2558 | A dry sense of humor isn't going to stop the rain, sir. | 1.1935 | 0.05130 | 93 | 79 | 10 | 4 |
2559 | This is where you sit for heads-down focus work. It is more of an open plan in the dungeon. | 1.1935 | 0.04394 | 93 | 76 | 16 | 1 |
2560 | Now I understand why the last emperor wore no clothes. | 1.1935 | 0.05353 | 93 | 80 | 8 | 5 |
2561 | Tacos or enchiladas, sire? | 1.1935 | 0.04652 | 93 | 77 | 14 | 2 |
2562 | You're going to need more succulents than that if you want to marry their Queen. | 1.1935 | 0.04652 | 93 | 77 | 14 | 2 |
2563 | These cacti are a nice start to the xeriscaping project but when we fill in the moat I'd like to discuss a possible pay raise. | 1.1935 | 0.04897 | 93 | 78 | 12 | 3 |
2564 | I will tell Sir William you are feeling prickly this evening your majesty, and will not be joining him for the flagellation festivities. | 1.1935 | 0.04897 | 93 | 78 | 12 | 3 |
2565 | Splendid climate here in Tucson, King Arthur, and no damnable EU on the horizon. | 1.1935 | 0.04119 | 93 | 75 | 18 | 0 |
2566 | You are the only one I can trust, the rest of my family is very thorny. | 1.1935 | 0.04652 | 93 | 77 | 14 | 2 |
2567 | I'm ready to replant your bodyguards, sire. | 1.1935 | 0.04119 | 93 | 75 | 18 | 0 |
2568 | No sire, the people don't think you're touchy. | 1.1935 | 0.04394 | 93 | 76 | 16 | 1 |
2569 | Three pricks all in a row. | 1.1935 | 0.04652 | 93 | 77 | 14 | 2 |
2570 | Stowing a throne in the glasshouse may be bad idea. | 1.1935 | 0.04652 | 93 | 77 | 14 | 2 |
2571 | Your pueblo is ready for its christening, my lord. | 1.1935 | 0.04394 | 93 | 76 | 16 | 1 |
2572 | Sir, I don't believe Instagram has been invented yet. | 1.1935 | 0.04394 | 93 | 76 | 16 | 1 |
2573 | Yes, Sire, I suppose the spikes on my helmet do look a bit like the ones on Sir Cactus and Sir Venus Flytrap. | 1.1935 | 0.04652 | 93 | 77 | 14 | 2 |
2574 | Sire. You can't use these plants as security to replace your guards just to save money! | 1.1935 | 0.04652 | 93 | 77 | 14 | 2 |
2575 | Perhaps Your Majesty should consider plants less forbidding in nature as greenery to flank His interview endeavor, ferns for example. | 1.1935 | 0.05130 | 93 | 79 | 10 | 4 |
2576 | I see watering them was too much work. | 1.1935 | 0.04394 | 93 | 76 | 16 | 1 |
2577 | Ehm...no sir, I'm afraid your new "king go green" reform doesn't make up for the pogrom last week | 1.1935 | 0.04897 | 93 | 78 | 12 | 3 |
2578 | A thorny question : How do you protect the seat of power during this age of tweets? | 1.1935 | 0.04394 | 93 | 76 | 16 | 1 |
2579 | Finish massaging my plants and then head to the moat to feed the sharks. | 1.1935 | 0.04897 | 93 | 78 | 12 | 3 |
2580 | Sire, I thought you were going ask Merlin to send us "A PHOENIX | 1.1919 | 0.04466 | 99 | 82 | 15 | 2 |
2581 | The crown of thorns has already been done. | 1.1915 | 0.04080 | 94 | 76 | 18 | 0 |
2582 | We’ll need sunscreen. | 1.1915 | 0.04849 | 94 | 79 | 12 | 3 |
2583 | I like the drought resistant ambiance Your Highness. And I know that there is no climate change taking place. | 1.1915 | 0.04351 | 94 | 77 | 16 | 1 |
2584 | I, Sir Lancelot, will never desert you even in the desert. | 1.1915 | 0.03937 | 94 | 78 | 15 | 1 |
2585 | You want me to go out on the desert in these clothes ? | 1.1915 | 0.04607 | 94 | 78 | 14 | 2 |
2586 | Sire, may I suggest you order a change in the Royal Gardner's attire to prohibit armor. | 1.1915 | 0.04607 | 94 | 78 | 14 | 2 |
2587 | As you son and successor, I promise I will be as huggable as you. | 1.1915 | 0.04849 | 94 | 79 | 12 | 3 |
2588 | When Cactus was king. | 1.1915 | 0.04849 | 94 | 79 | 12 | 3 |
2589 | I think you're being unrealistic about the level of opposition,Sire. | 1.1915 | 0.04607 | 94 | 78 | 14 | 2 |
2590 | 'King Cactus, are you feeling pain free today?" | 1.1915 | 0.04849 | 94 | 79 | 12 | 3 |
2591 | Tequila or mezcal, so we'll know whom to kill? | 1.1915 | 0.04351 | 94 | 77 | 16 | 1 |
2592 | Golden touch sounds better than green thumb | 1.1915 | 0.04849 | 94 | 79 | 12 | 3 |
2593 | Im ok with tap, but cactus water is fine. | 1.1915 | 0.04351 | 94 | 77 | 16 | 1 |
2594 | Your Highness, we'd like to invent some air-conditioning. | 1.1915 | 0.04607 | 94 | 78 | 14 | 2 |
2595 | Even under pain of death, we can't find anyone willing to appear with you on "Between Two Cacti". | 1.1915 | 0.04351 | 94 | 77 | 16 | 1 |
2596 | Your majesty, they were sent anonymously | 1.1915 | 0.04080 | 94 | 81 | 10 | 3 |
2597 | Why don’t you ask Lancelot to water the plants? | 1.1915 | 0.04080 | 94 | 76 | 18 | 0 |
2598 | Organic Court Attendees, what a unique and stupid idea. | 1.1915 | 0.04849 | 94 | 79 | 12 | 3 |
2599 | Grandpa, instead of always pondering the perennial planetary problems, why don't you just poop or get off the pot. | 1.1915 | 0.04849 | 94 | 79 | 12 | 3 |
2600 | Have you considered plants outside your inclination? | 1.1895 | 0.04563 | 95 | 79 | 14 | 2 |
2601 | Yes, I'm well aware of what happened to the last guy left in charge of your succulents. | 1.1895 | 0.04310 | 95 | 78 | 16 | 1 |
2602 | Cactus "One-Eyed" Jack engaging Sir Loin in a Medievel staring contest. (undated) | 1.1868 | 0.04920 | 91 | 77 | 11 | 3 |
2603 | They decided to leave when they saw wha kind of mood you were in. | 1.1868 | 0.04396 | 91 | 75 | 15 | 1 |
2604 | Supplant, or Sir Plant? | 1.1868 | 0.04396 | 91 | 75 | 15 | 1 |
2605 | I wanted sucking monsters not succulents | 1.1868 | 0.04665 | 91 | 76 | 13 | 2 |
2606 | Sire, am I being replaced by a couple prickly cacti, a Venus fly trap—and a fern? | 1.1868 | 0.04665 | 91 | 76 | 13 | 2 |
2607 | Dare I say sir, prick! | 1.1868 | 0.04396 | 91 | 75 | 15 | 1 |
2608 | Holy or not the Grail's a mirage. | 1.1868 | 0.05162 | 91 | 78 | 9 | 4 |
2609 | Zach Galifianakis sent a message: he wants his new set back. | 1.1868 | 0.04396 | 91 | 75 | 15 | 1 |
2610 | Merlin is really a 'Jay Sims,' and his magic crystals are called meth. | 1.1868 | 0.04396 | 91 | 75 | 15 | 1 |
2611 | Finding a new decorator has proven a prickly situation | 1.1868 | 0.04665 | 91 | 76 | 13 | 2 |
2612 | Sire, the peasants were hoping you would by local. | 1.1868 | 0.04665 | 91 | 76 | 13 | 2 |
2613 | You know what they say....birds of a feather. | 1.1868 | 0.04920 | 91 | 77 | 11 | 3 |
2614 | This is why you are always thirsty! | 1.1868 | 0.04920 | 91 | 77 | 11 | 3 |
2615 | So that's not what you meant by a succulent feast? | 1.1868 | 0.04665 | 91 | 76 | 13 | 2 |
2616 | If you really want something low-maintenance, you should probably reconsider being king. | 1.1868 | 0.04665 | 91 | 76 | 13 | 2 |
2617 | Honest your Majesty.I didn't know they felt sharp. | 1.1868 | 0.04396 | 91 | 75 | 15 | 1 |
2618 | I hate to be that guy, but technically wouldn't this be Game of Spines? | 1.1868 | 0.04665 | 91 | 76 | 13 | 2 |
2619 | And then the dog dressed in the security guard uniform says to the dog entering the building,"I'm sure you are who you say you are, but I still need to sniff your butt." | 1.1868 | 0.05162 | 91 | 78 | 9 | 4 |
2620 | Oh, I see you are replacing me for a sharper, deadlier staff." | 1.1868 | 0.04665 | 91 | 76 | 13 | 2 |
2621 | No, your Majesty; I don't find you to be prickly at all. | 1.1868 | 0.04396 | 91 | 75 | 15 | 1 |
2622 | I've been to every Red Box in town, and can't find that Queen of the Desert movie you're looking for. | 1.1868 | 0.05162 | 91 | 78 | 9 | 4 |
2623 | Heed yee the cacti of Damocles. | 1.1868 | 0.03957 | 91 | 76 | 14 | 1 |
2624 | Our youth are rioting. They claim nothing good grows because of global warming. | 1.1868 | 0.04396 | 91 | 75 | 15 | 1 |
2625 | I heard pointy perennial sire. | 1.1868 | 0.04108 | 91 | 74 | 17 | 0 |
2626 | Your succulent addiction has become a thorny issue, your Majesty. | 1.1868 | 0.04665 | 91 | 76 | 13 | 2 |
2627 | Humility exudes, Your Majesty. | 1.1868 | 0.04108 | 91 | 74 | 17 | 0 |
2628 | My milkweed quest begins in the morning, sire. | 1.1868 | 0.04665 | 91 | 76 | 13 | 2 |
2629 | Sire, an emissary from the Animal Kingdom seeks an audience. | 1.1868 | 0.04396 | 91 | 75 | 15 | 1 |
2630 | There was confusion around the use of the word 'prick'. | 1.1868 | 0.04920 | 91 | 77 | 11 | 3 |
2631 | It's tough finding suitable greenery in a desert kingdom, Sire! | 1.1868 | 0.04396 | 91 | 75 | 15 | 1 |
2632 | A gold touch seems to have more to offer than a green thumb, King Midas. | 1.1868 | 0.04108 | 91 | 74 | 17 | 0 |
2633 | With all due respect Sire, you're being a real prick. | 1.1868 | 0.04920 | 91 | 77 | 11 | 3 |
2634 | Neo-Brutalism. Excellent choice, Sire. | 1.1868 | 0.04665 | 91 | 76 | 13 | 2 |
2635 | You've become quite the prick, sire. | 1.1868 | 0.04396 | 91 | 75 | 15 | 1 |
2636 | What do you get for the man who has everything? Happy Birthday, dad. | 1.1868 | 0.03800 | 91 | 78 | 11 | 2 |
2637 | I see you're feeling a bit... prickly today? | 1.1868 | 0.04920 | 91 | 77 | 11 | 3 |
2638 | All right your majesty, this one is impossible. I shall never again submit a cartoon caption. | 1.1868 | 0.04665 | 91 | 76 | 13 | 2 |
2639 | From whence did this idea for a “mace” come? | 1.1868 | 0.04396 | 91 | 75 | 15 | 1 |
2640 | Sire- My sword is not equipped to trim the cacti, but if you would raise your feet I’ll take care of the runner. | 1.1868 | 0.04108 | 91 | 74 | 17 | 0 |
2641 | Sire, I return from Judea having found the Holy Grail...Milorganite. | 1.1868 | 0.04920 | 91 | 77 | 11 | 3 |
2642 | My name is Lancelot and that's all the protection you need. | 1.1868 | 0.04665 | 91 | 76 | 13 | 2 |
2643 | It’s my new, prickly image, young man. | 1.1868 | 0.03800 | 91 | 78 | 11 | 2 |
2644 | Your majesty, you seem a bit prickly. | 1.1868 | 0.04396 | 91 | 75 | 15 | 1 |
2645 | The Queen left me on account of being a ‘huge prick and a snake’, but not before she decorated my throne. | 1.1868 | 0.04396 | 91 | 75 | 15 | 1 |
2646 | Where would you like me to move them Sire? | 1.1868 | 0.04396 | 91 | 75 | 15 | 1 |
2647 | Sorry to report but the ugly friend effect isn't working. | 1.1868 | 0.04665 | 91 | 76 | 13 | 2 |
2648 | Yes my lord, choosing the vegetarian option for your protection might be better for the planet, but, respectfully, might not be the healthiest option for you. | 1.1868 | 0.04665 | 91 | 76 | 13 | 2 |
2649 | My Lord, it looks like your guards have desert-ed you. | 1.1868 | 0.04665 | 91 | 76 | 13 | 2 |
2650 | Shrubbery? | 1.1868 | 0.04396 | 91 | 75 | 15 | 1 |
2651 | Sire, we desperately need their water for the moat | 1.1868 | 0.04665 | 91 | 76 | 13 | 2 |
2652 | Arthur, this is a thorny situation: we Romans were BCE (Before Cactus Era) | 1.1868 | 0.04665 | 91 | 76 | 13 | 2 |
2653 | Perhaps the thorn in your side can be removed with the royal tweezers. | 1.1868 | 0.05162 | 91 | 78 | 9 | 4 |
2654 | Majesty, the court physician and the knights-to-be humbly request you go back to using your sword at the ceremony. | 1.1868 | 0.04665 | 91 | 76 | 13 | 2 |
2655 | Why must you be such a prick sir? | 1.1868 | 0.04920 | 91 | 77 | 11 | 3 |
2656 | With all due respect, their thorns are *not* more effective than my sword. | 1.1868 | 0.04108 | 91 | 74 | 17 | 0 |
2657 | Ask Sir Clooney of Casamigos if he has any leftover Agave | 1.1868 | 0.04396 | 91 | 75 | 15 | 1 |
2658 | My negotiations with the El Dorado chief didn't go as planned, Sire. | 1.1868 | 0.04920 | 91 | 77 | 11 | 3 |
2659 | Sire, your plant army isn't scaring anyone. | 1.1868 | 0.04920 | 91 | 77 | 11 | 3 |
2660 | We thought you desired more Knights with sharp pointy things? | 1.1868 | 0.04108 | 91 | 74 | 17 | 0 |
2661 | Your Majesty, it's a sticky situation. | 1.1868 | 0.04920 | 91 | 77 | 11 | 3 |
2662 | Well, frankly, Sire, the guys aren’t that enthusiastic about going on another quest for the Holy Succulent. | 1.1868 | 0.04665 | 91 | 76 | 13 | 2 |
2663 | Gold, got it. Yes, sire, we'll make sure the next dragon is into gold. | 1.1868 | 0.04665 | 91 | 76 | 13 | 2 |
2664 | I can no longer be the royal gardener, your highness. | 1.1868 | 0.04665 | 91 | 76 | 13 | 2 |
2665 | I demand one veenicus planticus | 1.1868 | 0.04665 | 91 | 76 | 13 | 2 |
2666 | Your brother sends word that he was concerned about your loathsome TACTICS. | 1.1868 | 0.04396 | 91 | 75 | 15 | 1 |
2667 | Would you rather have a pair of Irish Wolfhounds? | 1.1868 | 0.04532 | 91 | 78 | 10 | 3 |
2668 | They relax me, Sir Cardigan." | 1.1868 | 0.04108 | 91 | 74 | 17 | 0 |
2669 | It looks like we've gotten into a prickly situation | 1.1868 | 0.04665 | 91 | 76 | 13 | 2 |
2670 | There were no oasis’s nearby, King of the Desert. | 1.1868 | 0.04665 | 91 | 76 | 13 | 2 |
2671 | They said your enchiladas, tacos, and guacamole should get here in about two months. | 1.1868 | 0.04665 | 91 | 76 | 13 | 2 |
2672 | I see you replaced your political advisors with a different type of “prick looking over your shoulder” | 1.1868 | 0.04665 | 91 | 76 | 13 | 2 |
2673 | Let them drink water, your Majesty. | 1.1868 | 0.04665 | 91 | 76 | 13 | 2 |
2674 | Are you here to rid me of these prickly plants? | 1.1868 | 0.05162 | 91 | 78 | 9 | 4 |
2675 | I see the security budget cuts have hit you too. | 1.1868 | 0.04396 | 91 | 75 | 15 | 1 |
2676 | Its not that I'm not appreciative your majesty. It's just that "Sir Knight of Exotic and Dangerous Plants" sounds weird . | 1.1868 | 0.04396 | 91 | 75 | 15 | 1 |
2677 | Hey, Rudy, this crown make me look fat? | 1.1868 | 0.04396 | 91 | 75 | 15 | 1 |
2678 | Sorry, sire, but even Fox and CW have passed on “Game of Thorns. | 1.1868 | 0.04665 | 91 | 76 | 13 | 2 |
2679 | To what do I owe this honor, Your Succulence? | 1.1868 | 0.04665 | 91 | 76 | 13 | 2 |
2680 | Well, it was a little less propagate and a little more conquer and divide, but yes, your kingdom is growing. | 1.1868 | 0.04396 | 91 | 75 | 15 | 1 |
2681 | Your Highness, the Queen would like to speak with you immediately. She's acting quite prickly today, but she said you'd understand. | 1.1868 | 0.03800 | 91 | 78 | 11 | 2 |
2682 | Sir, may I get you more olives? | 1.1868 | 0.04665 | 91 | 76 | 13 | 2 |
2683 | I rely on the advice of my sharp advisers in the thorny situations | 1.1868 | 0.04396 | 91 | 75 | 15 | 1 |
2684 | Ready for your chair massage, Sire? | 1.1868 | 0.04920 | 91 | 77 | 11 | 3 |
2685 | Yes, Sire, you are now completely invulnerable. | 1.1868 | 0.04396 | 91 | 75 | 15 | 1 |
2686 | One ice cube a week should keep them healthy sire. | 1.1868 | 0.04396 | 91 | 75 | 15 | 1 |
2687 | Everyone thinks this throne goes great with your thorny disposition. | 1.1868 | 0.04665 | 91 | 76 | 13 | 2 |
2688 | I can’t imagine anything less succulent. | 1.1868 | 0.04665 | 91 | 76 | 13 | 2 |
2689 | I'm the king, so shut your fly trap and stop being such a prick. | 1.1868 | 0.04396 | 91 | 75 | 15 | 1 |
2690 | He suddenly wondered whether She was the right Princess to marry. | 1.1868 | 0.04396 | 91 | 75 | 15 | 1 |
2691 | Father, you had me practice fighting dragons on these prickly monsters. That's ok. Let me at least practice my wooing on a real maiden...! | 1.1868 | 0.04920 | 91 | 77 | 11 | 3 |
2692 | Good news, Sire. The mealybugs have been routed. | 1.1868 | 0.04396 | 91 | 75 | 15 | 1 |
2693 | That's the best we could do with this years budget. | 1.1868 | 0.04920 | 91 | 77 | 11 | 3 |
2694 | I'm sorry to inform your Majesty, the kingdom is built on pillars of sand. | 1.1868 | 0.04108 | 91 | 74 | 17 | 0 |
2695 | Prithee, my Lord - that's all I've got for Thine dry mouth. | 1.1868 | 0.04920 | 91 | 77 | 11 | 3 |
2696 | Are the plants from Ikea or Home Depot? | 1.1868 | 0.04396 | 91 | 75 | 15 | 1 |
2697 | TOUCHY, ISN'T IT...... | 1.1868 | 0.04396 | 91 | 75 | 15 | 1 |
2698 | My Lord, we don't have Pinterest yet. | 1.1868 | 0.04920 | 91 | 77 | 11 | 3 |
2699 | Tensions mounted as it became clear Sir Harold hadn't brought a palace-warming plant. | 1.1868 | 0.05162 | 91 | 78 | 9 | 4 |
2700 | None of these really works for the round table | 1.1868 | 0.04396 | 91 | 7 |