Contest #679


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679

The winning captions

These captions are chosen by The New Yorker.

  1. “Well, after you beheaded the groundskeeper, we had to go with something low-maintenance.”
  2. “My liege, Albuquerque is yours.”
  3. “Yes, Your Highness. The greatest threat is overwatering.”


Name Value
Submission deadline 2019-09-29T04:35:00.000Z
Voting started -
Voting ended 2019-10-13T04:36:00.000Z
Finalists announced 2019-10-07T04:36:00.000Z
Magazine(s) announcing finalists issued October 14, 2019
Number of captions 4305
Number of responses 725498
Number of participants -


Dashboard

In this table, the "mean" means the empirically measured average funniness score when the "unfunny", "somewhat funny" and "funny" receive a funniness score of 1, 2, 3 respectively. "Precison" is the standard error of the mean, the standard deviation of the mean estimate. With that, a caption with an empirical mean μ and precision σ has true mean in the range [μ - 2σ, μ + 2σ] with 95% probability by the 68-95-99.7 rule assuming the responses are indepedent and identically distributed.

Rank Caption Mean Precision Total votes "Unfunny" votes "Somewhat funny" votes "Funny" votes
0 Supplicants, sir. You want to surround yourself with supplicants. 2.1502 0.00749 11439 2972 3790 4677
1 Oh, you said assemble the caucus... 1.9571 0.00846 8109 2532 3393 2184
2 Sorry Sire, I thought you said Game of Thorns. 1.9155 0.00786 9549 3302 3770 2477
3 Sir, I think you've made your point about being surrounded by 'tiny pricks' 1.8896 0.00956 7203 2812 2374 2017
4 If they were seeking peace, they would have sent olive branches. 1.8700 0.00814 8620 3131 3494 1995
5 Actually, I prefer to keep the armor on. 1.8667 0.00837 7969 2848 3344 1777
6 It appears that the peasants’ offerings from the bounty of the harvest come with a tinge of sarcasm this year, sire. 1.8609 0.00867 7922 2984 3056 1882
7 My liege, Albuquerque is yours. 1.8592 0.00957 7145 2910 2331 1904
8 Well, after you beheaded the groundskeeper, we had to go with something low maintenance 1.8517 0.00973 6256 2386 2412 1458
9 I'm sorry, Sire, but after the War of the Roses, this is all they had left. 1.8176 0.00868 7927 3233 2911 1783
10 I'm here about the gardener position. 1.8146 0.01031 5712 2370 2034 1308
11 Sire, I worry your advisors may secretly be foreign plants 1.7628 0.01026 5948 2736 1887 1325
12 The decree that your throne be surrounded by supplicants may have contained a small typo. 1.7366 0.01277 3272 1417 1300 555
13 On the plus side, palace security is now carbon neutral. 1.7300 0.01422 2841 1303 1002 536
14 I know another leader surrounded by pricks. 1.7183 0.00952 7075 3551 1969 1555
15 With all due respect, Your Majesty, your subjects find you hard to approach. 1.7146 0.00910 6131 2710 2473 948
16 Your Lord King Midas, this should solve your impulse to touch everything. 1.7099 0.01010 5471 2549 1960 962
17 The Queen thought they would be perfect for you. 1.6869 0.01651 2108 1039 690 379
18 Did Merlin say when he intended to turn them back? 1.6820 0.01472 2610 1285 870 455
19 You’re right your highness, no one can call you spineless now. 1.6740 0.01312 3184 1560 1102 522
20 We had to cut back your security detail after you diverted those funds to build your moat 1.6735 0.01067 5023 2540 1589 894
21 Forgive me, Sire. I thought you said "succulents," not "supplicants." 1.6590 0.01058 4721 2327 1677 717
22 Yes my Lord, a thorny issue indeed. 1.6587 0.01695 1878 936 647 295
23 Our spies suspect a foreign plant. 1.6472 0.01259 3577 1885 1076 616
24 So am I killing the decorator or the gardener?" - Kevin Thomas, 10th Grad 1.6414 0.01926 1528 805 466 257
25 With all due respect, my liege, dessert has two esses. 1.6386 0.01942 1511 802 453 256
26 I blame autocorrect. 1.6324 0.01633 2092 1109 643 340
27 The hydrangeas made you look fat. 1.6282 0.01897 1654 914 441 299
28 Supplicants? I thought you said succulents. 1.6101 0.02611 772 412 249 111
29 The balloon kingdom offers a truce, sire. 1.6066 0.01584 2224 1230 639 355
30 They do drink less than the other guards your highness. 1.6063 0.02054 1242 666 399 177
31 The florist quit. 1.5866 0.01301 3319 1902 887 530
32 “It must be comforting to be surrounded by things that actually like to be neglected.” 1.5823 0.01641 1951 1090 586 275
33 Your Majesty, its Game of THRONES... 1.5745 0.01459 2416 1354 736 326
34 No, sire, I'm the gardener. 1.5633 0.01513 2212 1254 670 288
35 Game of thorns, I'd say. 1.5530 0.01455 2387 1382 693 312
36 Surrounded by cacti and the biggest prick is still on the throne. 1.5526 0.01531 2340 1399 589 352
37 Burning Man has changed you, my lord. 1.5525 0.01925 1372 793 400 179
38 I like the symmetry Your Excellency. The biggest prick in the middle. 1.5509 0.02824 717 438 163 116
39 We're moving towards a plant based defense. 1.5436 0.01709 1661 957 506 198
40 My lord! The kingdom has been deserted! 1.5358 0.01874 1409 827 409 173
41 Sire: We have a prickly situation here. 1.5337 0.01663 1737 1011 525 201
42 Your highness, I feel I'm well suited to take anything you throw at me. 1.5313 0.01857 1453 864 406 183
43 The Queen enjoyed her sojourn in Sedona, I take it. 1.5287 0.02094 1063 616 332 115
44 I like it. It’s fierce and uncompromising, yet maintenance-free. 1.5284 0.01764 1480 854 470 156
45 My liege, the kingdom is prepared for climate change. 1.5284 0.02356 846 492 261 93
46 And where is the Queen supposed to sit? 1.5253 0.01829 1462 869 418 175
47 Your fly trap is open your Majesty. 1.5251 0.02087 1213 745 299 169
48 No thanks. I'll stand. 1.5243 0.01927 1337 801 371 165
49 I admit “collect taxes” does make more sense in retrospect. 1.5201 0.02006 1271 776 329 166
50 Prickly and hard to kill. It's very you. 1.5173 0.02176 955 575 273 107
51 I blame this on autocorrect. 1.5146 0.01962 1271 769 350 152
52 I come bringing aloe vera. 1.5131 0.01975 1218 730 351 137
53 No, I am not a knight. I am just here to water your plants 1.5114 0.01978 1224 738 346 140
54 All the water went to the moat. 1.5101 0.01989 1192 716 344 132
55 No grail, but we did find a lovely hydrangea. 1.5054 0.02154 1108 694 268 146
56 I think a moat is a better idea,Your Highness. 1.5045 0.01954 1116 651 367 98
57 This way, I'm not the biggest prick. 1.4965 0.02295 1005 646 219 140
58 Climate change, sire. Apparently you were wrong. 1.4954 0.02171 981 599 278 104
59 Suggest you go easy on the gesticulating, Sire 1.4953 0.02106 961 572 303 86
60 Actually, winter may not be coming. 1.4916 0.02140 954 574 291 89
61 Acknowledging global warming Sire, or just in a prickly mood? 1.4910 0.02182 941 572 276 93
62 In my defense, the difference between “desert” and “dessert” is only one letter. 1.4909 0.02204 931 568 269 94
63 No, I'm not going on a crusade. I'm here to water your plants. 1.4888 0.02233 896 546 262 88
64 Sorry your highness, but I never promised you a rose garden. 1.4884 0.02306 860 529 242 89
65 The roses made you look timid. 1.4811 0.02228 819 489 266 64
66 Your Majesty, their armies are advancing toward Scottsdale 1.4799 0.02408 819 518 209 92
67 I think you'd look better between two ferns. 1.4789 0.02377 804 501 221 82
68 Nobody wants to play the Game of Thorns. 1.4788 0.02477 802 515 190 97
69 My lord- permission to not approach? 1.4779 0.02706 588 360 175 53
70 Ohh, you meant dessert. 1.4777 0.02381 808 506 218 84
71 Security plans? I thought you said you wanted security plants. 1.4740 0.02432 732 452 213 67
72 Shall we return with plunder from a bit farther north, sire? 1.4734 0.02415 752 467 214 71
73 Your highness, it is time for the annual watering of the plants. 1.4722 0.02526 665 409 198 58
74 Thistle only take a moment, sir. 1.4715 0.02534 736 471 183 82
75 It did say 'in lieu of flowers,' your grace. 1.4699 0.02535 715 454 186 75
76 I see that the queen and her sister have returned from Palm Springs. 1.4678 0.02379 699 433 209 57
77 Sire, I believe your subjects meant something different when they implored you to grow a spine. 1.4653 0.02571 677 429 181 67
78 They won't love you back, sire. They'll only hurt you. 1.4615 0.02677 637 409 162 66
79 Should we unleash the tumbleweed? 1.4566 0.02699 611 392 159 60
80 I know we’re saving water, your majesty, but the enemy has walked across the moat. 1.4538 0.02715 606 391 155 60
81 Next campaign let's plunder marijuana. 1.4537 0.02946 518 335 131 52
82 Well, if it isn't the King of the Pricks. 1.4505 0.02863 586 390 128 68
83 Your flytrap is open, sir..... 1.4473 0.02909 579 390 119 70
84 HR is getting complaints that you'r not very approachable. 1.4464 0.02729 569 365 154 50
85 You are right, sire. That is the exact reason I dress this way around here. 1.4454 0.02854 568 376 131 61
86 We've fortified your defenses without raising taxes. 1.4452 0.02839 566 373 134 59
87 Looking sharp, m'lord. 1.4444 0.02731 522 327 158 37
88 Your Succulency. 1.4442 0.02864 547 359 133 55
89 Oh... jeez, you said supplicants? I thought you said succulents. 1.4442 0.02793 547 353 145 49
90 Sir, I'm here to report the royal florist has gone off his meds again. 1.4440 0.02884 545 359 130 56
91 Of course I think you're doing enough about the drought, sir. 1.4412 0.02705 544 345 158 41
92 Excuse me, sire, but your flytrap is open. 1.4402 0.02978 527 353 116 58
93 They do look real, Sire. The Ikeans are masters of their craft. 1.4402 0.02880 527 345 132 50
94 At least, my Lord, it be a dryeth heat. 1.4390 0.02880 533 351 130 52
95 The ambassador from Arizona to see you, your majesty. 1.4359 0.02811 507 325 143 39
96 I see we’ve gotten ourselves in a bit of a prickly situation, eh? 1.4358 0.02673 514 331 146 37
97 Let me just stop you there Your Majesty. The plural is cacti. 1.4352 0.02932 494 323 127 44
98 Looking sharp, King. 1.4350 0.02942 508 336 123 49
99 Merlin said he can explain,but you have to promise not to get mad 1.4343 0.02871 495 320 135 40
100 I gather the new queen is a millennial? 1.4329 0.02954 492 324 123 45
101 We rounded up the deserters. 1.4320 0.03070 463 307 112 44
102 I'm not afraid to tell you, your Majesty, that you are surrounded by pricks. 1.4312 0.03091 480 324 105 51
103 Guin told me this place looks like a camel lot. 1.4310 0.03058 478 320 110 48
104 Seems like your brother Midas got the better touch. 1.4298 0.03124 470 318 102 50
105 I said supplicants. 1.4298 0.02958 484 319 122 43
106 As you commanded, I slew the snapdragon. 1.4295 0.02984 468 307 121 40
107 Still, it was nice of the Aragons, Boleyns, Seymours, and Cleveses to send something for your wedding. 1.4280 0.02997 465 306 119 40
108 I said I wanted to be known as KingAlfred the TRUCULENT, you idiot! 1.4264 0.03069 469 315 108 46
109 I told you to bring the supplicants not succulents. 1.4261 0.02972 467 307 121 39
110 The royal florist has been taken to the dungeon. 1.4261 0.02924 460 298 128 34
111 ‘I see global warming has reached Winterfell’ 1.4261 0.03004 460 303 118 39
112 Aye, my lord. I’ve been through the desert on a horse with no name. 1.4229 0.03109 454 306 104 44
113 I present you with riches and plunder from the land of Arizona. 1.4226 0.02974 452 296 121 35
114 So I'm clear on which kingdom to protect, Sire, but I'm getting mixed messages on the phylum. 1.4222 0.03097 450 302 106 42
115 I said "bring me more 'supplicants'" 1.4221 0.03228 443 304 91 48
116 Supplicants? Sire, I distinctly heard you ask for succulents. 1.4221 0.03164 443 300 99 44
117 The people have deserted you, Sire. 1.4212 0.03027 444 293 115 36
118 Your majesty, it's another prickly situation 1.4205 0.03029 440 290 115 35
119 It's 'Game of Thrones,' Highness, not 'Game of Thorns'. 1.4192 0.03163 427 287 101 39
120 King Neptune, I'm afraid we are seeing the effects of global warming. 1.4143 0.03268 420 289 88 43
121 Sure that’s fine, but why not just get rid of the cat? 1.4139 0.03136 418 280 103 35
122 Yes, my Lord, I re-ordered the balloons. 1.4126 0.03186 412 278 98 36
123 Yes, your highness, succulents are preferable to sycophants. 1.4123 0.03187 405 272 99 34
124 Your majesty, it was not "Game of Thorns". 1.4118 0.03207 408 276 96 36
125 You wanted to be surrounded by sycophants? Not succulents? 1.4110 0.03297 399 273 88 38
126 Your people find you despotic and botanical. 1.4101 0.03182 395 264 100 31
127 Promoting the gardener to Court Jester was not a great idea 1.4081 0.03189 397 267 98 32
128 Cactuses don't need reign, my Lord 1.4071 0.03251 393 267 92 34
129 Sire, I bring bad news about the rhododendron. 1.4071 0.03088 393 259 108 26
130 But sir, you said you wanted to be surrounded by young, succulent things. 1.4068 0.03240 381 256 95 30
131 Conquered Arizona, now what? 1.4063 0.03230 379 254 96 29
132 Your people can no longer call you spineless, Your Majesty. 1.4062 0.03295 389 266 88 35
133 I wasn't sure if you said thorn or throne so I just got both. 1.4047 0.03330 383 263 85 35
134 Of course the plural is cactuses and we'll continue to kill anyone who says cacti. 1.4037 0.03279 374 253 91 30
135 Yes, your succulence. 1.4032 0.03357 372 255 84 33
136 Lord Scottsdale sent them. 1.4032 0.03335 372 254 86 32
137 I see you replaced your sycophants with succulents. 1.4032 0.03202 372 248 98 26
138 I don't know which is worse, sire: the thorn on each side; or the prick in the middle. 1.4032 0.03421 372 258 78 36
139 Prickly situation sire 1.4032 0.02893 372 245 108 19
140 I wouldn't take these gifts personally. 1.4027 0.03074 370 241 109 20
141 The commoners are saying you are not approachable, my lord. 1.4022 0.03156 368 243 102 23
142 It’s not just paranoia your majesty, you actually are surrounded by pricks. 1.4022 0.03316 368 250 88 30
143 Barbarians are raiding the royal garden. We caught them red-handed. 1.4011 0.03272 364 245 92 27
144 I see your highness forgot her majesty's birthday again... 1.3989 0.03458 366 256 74 36
145 They're rescues 1.3989 0.03326 366 250 86 30
146 The Queen feels poinsettias are a better holiday look. 1.3984 0.03152 364 246 93 25
147 Sire, I think the moat served you better. 1.3984 0.03223 364 244 95 25
148 That was Peyote, your Excellency. 1.3977 0.03346 352 239 86 27
149 They're from Texas and they want asylum. 1.3977 0.03534 352 247 70 35
150 That's a much greener alternative to the whole moat thing 1.3972 0.03162 360 241 96 23
151 Good news Sire, we've found water. 1.3966 0.03136 358 236 102 20
152 They are indeed mighty pricks and a worthy reflection of you, my Lord. 1.3966 0.03376 358 246 82 30
153 Yes sire, I know that dry humor is the best 1.3966 0.03492 348 242 74 32
154 Aloe, Your Ighness... 1.3966 0.03516 348 243 72 33
155 what I suggested was to surround yourself with supplicants... 1.3961 0.03504 356 250 71 35
156 Good morning, your succulency. 1.3960 0.03385 346 236 83 27
157 We call it the Game of Thorns... 1.3955 0.03378 354 243 82 29
158 By not laughing, you're kind of proving their point. 1.3953 0.03423 344 236 80 28
159 I said to put up defense plants... 1.3941 0.03243 340 226 94 20
160 Truly, your grace, ye are a Plantagenet. 1.3941 0.03399 340 232 82 26
161 Sir, I strongly advise we revisit our approach to southern border security. 1.3934 0.03448 333 228 79 26
162 Did you bring the tweezers? 1.3930 0.03314 341 230 88 23
163 With all do respect, Your Majesty, I think it's time we upgrade our defenses. 1.3924 0.03445 344 238 77 29
164 But if they prick you, Your Majesty, do you not bleed? 1.3923 0.03430 339 233 79 27
165 I still think a moat would be better protection. 1.3910 0.03406 335 229 81 25
166 I’m sorry sire, but I have to resign. You’ve made it impossible to stand by your side. 1.3910 0.03326 335 226 87 22
167 I believe it was "Game of Thrones", sire, not "Game of Thorns". 1.3904 0.03699 333 239 58 36
168 I don't want to needle you, but you are surrounded by pricks. 1.3904 0.03446 333 229 78 26
169 Thanks for the offer, but I think I'll keep my suit on. 1.3897 0.03325 331 223 87 21
170 I love pruning and weeding just as much as you do, it's just that I'd rather slay dragons, sire. 1.3891 0.03152 329 223 87 19
171 I suppose it might be possible to build the wall with Succulents sire 1.3891 0.03107 329 229 78 22
172 I'm not sure this is what Guinevere meant when she said to grow some spine. 1.3891 0.03420 329 225 80 24
173 My lord, as you wished we have laid siege to the Home Depot Garden Center 1.3884 0.03406 327 223 81 23
174 Thou art most water-wise, my lord. 1.3877 0.03447 325 223 78 24
175 Surround you with sycophants? Oh my, I thought you said succulents. 1.3877 0.03475 325 224 76 25
176 I don't think your spell check is working. 1.3856 0.03601 319 224 67 28
177 Might I suggest sire, a misplaced plant may account for your royal pain? 1.3856 0.03490 319 220 75 24
178 I would say less approachable. 1.3849 0.03269 317 211 90 16
179 Sire, I believe the tradition is that you should be surrounded by supplicants, rather than succulents 1.3849 0.03476 317 218 76 23
180 Do I look less approachable? 1.3839 0.03378 310 209 83 18
181 Let me guess, the new wife is from Arizona. 1.3834 0.03534 313 217 72 24
182 Yes, Your Highness. The greatest threat is overwatering. 1.3834 0.03356 313 211 84 18
183 You’re looking very sharp, my lord. 1.3834 0.03325 313 210 86 17
184 Reminders of our dear departed Queen, my King? 1.3834 0.03704 313 223 60 30
185 Thank goodness your subjects are uneducated, Sire. They all prayed for an end to your rain. 1.3828 0.03645 303 212 66 25
186 It's intimidating, it's just not 'Iron Throne' intimidating. 1.3826 0.03370 311 210 83 18
187 I see our technicians have installed the new security system, Sire. 1.3826 0.02995 311 206 94 11
188 No highness, I don't think anyone's noticed you've substituted two rather large prickly plants for the queen and your brother. 1.3819 0.03445 309 211 78 20
189 We have intel that one of your advisors here is a plant. 1.3819 0.03475 309 212 76 21
190 A token from our recent conquest of Scottsdale, Arizona. 1.3811 0.03550 307 213 71 23
191 Between Two Ferns is much classier. 1.3811 0.03428 307 209 79 19
192 I said they were going to attack us! not that I want a cactus. 1.3811 0.03639 307 216 65 26
193 I think you’ve one upped the crocodiles in the moat concept. 1.3811 0.03397 307 208 81 18
194 I agree that the jester's humor is far too dry. 1.3803 0.03411 305 207 80 18
195 Your liege, I bring you news that the people are not happy with the relocation to Arizona. 1.3795 0.03425 303 206 79 18
196 Not the crusade I was expecting, but Your Majesty is to be commended for his zealous commitment to plant-based alternatives 1.3795 0.03425 303 206 79 18
197 Brilliant Sire! Cheaper than a moat and much more decorative! 1.3795 0.03312 303 205 82 16
198 Sorry, sire, but you forgot to send the Queen roses on Valentine's Day. 1.3795 0.03457 303 207 77 19
199 Apologies, your grace, I shant misspell "dessert" again. 1.3787 0.03658 301 212 64 25
200 Arrows dipped in wolfsbane. Poison ivy on the battlements. We're locked and loaded, your majesty. 1.3787 0.03472 301 206 76 19
201 We’ve made an alliance with Mexico. 1.3787 0.03439 301 205 78 18
202 You were supposed to help me win the Nevada *caucuses* you dim knave. 1.3779 0.03824 299 216 53 30
203 Actually Sire, I believe “the plant kingdom” is just a figure of speech. 1.3779 0.03550 299 207 71 21
204 Looking sharp, your majesty. 1.3767 0.03695 300 213 61 26
205 You're sure the soothsayer meant your "rain" would be short-lived? 1.3767 0.03664 300 212 63 25
206 Yes, Your Majesty, I know they are impossible to kill. 1.3758 0.03459 298 204 76 18
207 Yes, sire, I’m well aware that you are a Plantagenet. 1.3758 0.03681 298 211 62 25
208 Winter is not coming 1.3737 0.03460 289 197 76 16
209 Cacti or can’t I ? 1.3733 0.03825 292 211 53 28
210 Everyone talks about my iron fist, but nobody mentions my green thumb. 1.3733 0.03384 292 200 76 16
211 Why so prickly, my lord? 1.3733 0.03763 292 209 57 26
212 But, my liege, when you said ”rid me of this troublesome prick” I naturally thought you meant Becket. 1.3710 0.03713 283 200 61 22
213 How was your trip to Arizona? 1.3692 0.03644 279 195 65 19
214 Actually ,my liege, your subjects still think you are the biggest prick in the kingdom , 1.3692 0.03714 279 197 61 21
215 I don't know - it seems a little severe. Maybe a ficus? 1.3692 0.03499 279 191 73 15
216 I think she might prefer flowers 1.3682 0.03625 277 193 66 18
217 Sir, 'Between Two Ferns' just has a better ring to it. 1.3682 0.03625 277 193 66 18
218 I'm sorry, sire. The queen says she's keeping the ferns and the ficus tree. 1.3682 0.03731 277 196 60 21
219 I come before thy thorn, my King. 1.3682 0.03766 277 197 58 22
220 The Green New Deal spares no one, my Lord. 1.3682 0.03766 277 197 58 22
221 I'll tell the generals that you've decided on natural defenses. 1.3682 0.03264 277 191 73 13
222 Sir, you have won the Game of Thorns. 1.3682 0.03801 277 198 56 23
223 My apologies your Majesty. I thought your note said "I want a desert. 1.3673 0.03605 275 191 67 17
224 Your Highness,word on the street is that you are surrounded by pricks. 1.3673 0.03767 275 198 54 23
225 I changed my mind, I want a Zen garden. Bring me some bonsai trees and twenty thousand small pebbles. 1.3673 0.03784 275 196 57 22
226 You mean, before global warming, Sherwood Dessert was Sherwood Forrest? 1.3672 0.03825 256 180 58 18
227 I’m going for Edward the Untouchable. 1.3663 0.03658 273 191 64 18
228 Sire, you did complain that your previous guards were spineless... 1.3663 0.03677 273 194 59 20
229 I'm not a knight. I'm the gardener. 1.3663 0.03621 273 190 66 17
230 I see you've been working on your climate policy. 1.3663 0.03508 273 187 72 14
231 Sire, the people complain you are unapproachable. 1.3663 0.03584 273 189 68 16
232 Your majesty,her name is Priscilla,and she meets most of your criteria for Queen of the Desert. 1.3653 0.03638 271 189 65 17
233 Have I offended you? You've been very prickly lately 1.3653 0.03675 271 190 63 18
234 I sense you feel deserted, your majesty. 1.3643 0.03693 269 189 62 18
235 Bring me the jester with the sharp, dry wit. 1.3643 0.03767 269 191 58 20
236 Everything is watered Sire. What shall I do for the rest of the week? 1.3643 0.03460 269 183 74 12
237 Climate change in Camelot 1.3633 0.03841 267 194 50 23
238 Next time, we should conquer the rain forest. 1.3633 0.03748 267 189 59 19
239 I just think King Midas' wish made more sense. 1.3623 0.03728 265 187 60 18
240 It’s Game of Thrones not Game of Thorns. 1.3623 0.03728 265 187 60 18
241 Lancelot, rid me of these thorns in my side. 1.3623 0.03689 265 186 62 17
242 We’re out of olive branches. 1.3623 0.03407 265 179 76 10
243 I will smite him. I know he has been a thorn in your side. 1.3623 0.03611 265 184 66 15
244 Ok, if you think you've got defenses covered, I'll just put this back in the stone. 1.3623 0.03571 265 183 68 14
245 Oh! You requested dessert?? 1.3623 0.03766 265 188 58 19
246 Yes but it's a dry heat 1.3616 0.03670 271 191 62 18
247 You want me to bring you...a shrubbery? 1.3612 0.03707 263 185 61 17
248 We've narrowed the leak to a foreign plant. 1.3612 0.03707 263 185 61 17
249 If there are two ,it’s cacti sire. 1.3598 0.03773 264 188 57 19
250 I thought it was overkill, but they said I should dress like this to do the gardening. 1.3591 0.03662 259 181 63 15
251 I will prove that I am worthy to marry the princess by keeping all your house plants alive for one year. 1.3591 0.03621 259 180 65 14
252 Was this not what you meant by just deserts? 1.3591 0.03743 259 183 59 17
253 Yes Sire, your supplicants admire your succulents. 1.3591 0.03783 259 184 57 18
254 This way I don't seem like the biggest prick. 1.3591 0.04087 259 192 41 26
255 I said bring me a dessert, not a desert. 1.3583 0.03667 254 177 63 14
256 The wolves were intimidating, but this just shouts 'style'. 1.3583 0.03667 254 177 63 14
257 But sire, you have to admit, "taxes" sounds like "cactus", and you can raise both! 1.3583 0.03709 254 178 61 15
258 Oh, you wanted dessert, not desert. 1.3583 0.03833 254 181 55 18
259 Your Majesty...You should not surround yourself with pricks. 1.3583 0.04031 254 186 45 23
260 Apparently when their king touches something it turns to gold. 1.3583 0.03792 254 180 57 17
261 I don't think that Game of Thorns will catch on like that other show. 1.3580 0.04034 257 189 44 24
262 Your Highness, there's a Mr. Road Runner and Wile E. Coyote here to see you. 1.3580 0.03919 257 186 50 21
263 Your grace, it is my honor to present holy relics from the crusade of Santa Fe. 1.3580 0.03841 257 184 54 19
264 Surround yourself with sycophants, not succlents, m'lord. 1.3580 0.03761 257 182 58 17
265 No, sire, I recommended sycophants. 1.3580 0.03880 257 185 52 20
266 I see you and the queen are fighting once again! 1.3580 0.03958 257 187 48 22
267 That's bad feng shui, sire. 1.3580 0.03801 257 183 56 18
268 Yes, sire, there IS a reason I wear this all-metal get-up in your presence. 1.3571 0.03811 252 179 56 17
269 Well, they're more intimidating than the floral arrangement. 1.3571 0.03684 252 176 62 14
270 Your Majesty, the people find you unapproachable. 1.3571 0.03684 252 176 62 14
271 Veni, vidi, cacti 1.3571 0.03727 252 182 52 18
272 The Queen says you're spending too much time with a bunch of pricks. 1.3560 0.03788 250 177 57 16
273 There is something different here but I can't put my finger on it. 1.3560 0.03788 250 177 57 16
274 A wise move Sire, allying with the Plant Kingdom. 1.3560 0.03788 250 177 57 16
275 I think we should work on your approachability. 1.3560 0.03570 250 172 67 11
276 I”m here for the gardening job. 1.3545 0.03821 220 152 58 10
277 I’m sorry sire, but Zach Galifianakis still refuses to meet with you. 1.3537 0.04251 229 169 39 21
278 Oh, you wanted a dessert. My bad. 1.3537 0.03869 246 176 53 17
279 Your Highness, the bishop advised you to be a Supplicant King not a Succulent King. 1.3537 0.03954 246 178 49 19
280 What did you say to Mother Nature this time? 1.3532 0.03805 252 180 55 17
281 I take it the King wishes not to be disturbed? 1.3532 0.03678 252 177 61 14
282 Well, so much for "Say it with flowers." 1.3532 0.03846 252 181 53 18
283 My apologies, Your Majesty. I'll bring you dessert. 1.3520 0.03824 250 179 54 17
284 Fine, I'm OK standing 1.3520 0.03907 250 181 50 19
285 It sounds like Burning Man really changed your perspective, Your Royal Highness. 1.3520 0.03866 250 180 52 18
286 ' Am I to assume from this that the moat is dry again? 1.3508 0.03487 248 170 69 9
287 Sire, we can deny climate change no more. 1.3508 0.03669 248 174 61 13
288 Sire, shall I slay the Snapdragon or just bring it back in a pot? 1.3500 0.03840 240 171 54 15
289 No sire, I have no idea what happened to all of the balloons from last night’s banquet. 1.3500 0.03840 240 171 54 15
290 Your majesty, you are surrounded by sycoplants. 1.3500 0.03974 240 174 48 18
291 Thou seemest a bit prickly today, sire. 1.3500 0.03840 240 171 54 15
292 I've consulted the Bishop and he said that 'I can't find anyone to water my plants' is not a good enough reason to avoid the Crusades. 1.3500 0.03886 240 172 52 16
293 The porcupine herder begs an audience, Sire. 1.3496 0.03798 246 178 51 17
294 It's only temporary until we can find budget for a wall. 1.3496 0.03906 246 178 50 18
295 At the risk of losing my head sire, its pronounced "cacti" 1.3496 0.03863 246 177 52 17
296 And what happened to the cannabis plants...your highness? 1.3496 0.03820 246 176 54 16
297 No need to bristle... 1.3496 0.03687 246 173 60 13
298 Surrounding yourself with pricks won't help anything. 1.3487 0.03860 238 170 53 15
299 I warned you about climate change 1.3487 0.03906 238 171 51 16
300 Perhaps if your majesty were a bit more approachable? 1.3487 0.03720 238 167 59 12
301 It’s a prickly situation 1.3487 0.03574 238 169 57 12
302 Trust me sire, it's the latest in throne security. 1.3487 0.03906 238 171 51 16
303 Sire, this is the best we could get after losing the War of the Roses 1.3487 0.03906 238 171 51 16
304 Sire, I’m almost positive it isn’t “Game of Thorns.” 1.3487 0.03860 238 170 53 15
305 The wizard really did a number on your advisers, sire. 1.3487 0.03951 238 172 49 17
306 It has been a while since the last reign. 1.3487 0.03906 238 171 51 16
307 Yes, I get it. Plant kingdom. Very good Sire. 1.3487 0.03672 238 166 61 11
308 Budget cuts affecting your security team, Your Highness? 1.3487 0.03767 238 168 57 13
309 I believe the plural is cacti 1.3484 0.03883 244 176 51 17
310 Something tells me you have lost confidence in my protective services 1.3484 0.03926 244 177 49 18
311 You're sure about, "Your Succulence?" 1.3484 0.03795 244 174 55 15
312 I'm sorry, but I'm sure I told them you wanted dessert. 1.3484 0.03659 244 171 61 12
313 I have no news of battle. I'm the gardener. 1.3484 0.03750 244 173 57 14
314 Shall I return a barb to the queen? 1.3475 0.03834 236 168 54 14
315 I just don’t think “Game of Thorns” has the same appeal, Your Majesty. 1.3471 0.03990 242 177 46 19
316 But you did request a “grand succulent feast,” your majesty. 1.3471 0.03814 242 173 54 15
317 Climate change is real. 1.3471 0.03814 242 173 54 15
318 Scottsdale's great. Another winter on the moors would have driven Lady MacBeth and I mad. 1.3471 0.03723 242 171 58 13
319 I see you've been to Pier I, sire. 1.3471 0.03814 242 173 54 15
320 Your majesty, why not just move the kingdom to Tucson for the winter? 1.3471 0.03814 242 173 54 15
321 Sire, the knights would all appreciate it if you turned down the heat. 1.3462 0.03806 234 166 55 13
322 Summer is Coming. 1.3462 0.03994 234 170 47 17
323 Midas had a nice touch, but you're good, too. 1.3462 0.03658 234 163 61 10
324 With all due respect sire, I think our defense budget could be better spent. 1.3462 0.03806 234 166 55 13
325 I see you've replaced the Queen with a less prickly pair. 1.3462 0.03948 234 169 49 16
326 It shall be done, your Succulency. 1.3448 0.03969 232 168 48 16
327 Sorry, "Game of Thorns" just doesn't have the same panache. 1.3448 0.04062 232 170 44 18
328 1000 years from today they will call this place Arizona. 1.3448 0.03825 232 165 54 13
329 I am well suited to handle prickly situations. 1.3448 0.03874 232 166 52 14
330 Verily M'Lord,they do render thee softer. 1.3448 0.03776 232 164 56 12
331 I'd axe the fern. 1.3448 0.03776 232 164 56 12
332 You're a rose between thorns Sire. 1.3448 0.03825 232 165 54 13
333 This isn't what I pictured when you said it would be a succulent feast. 1.3448 0.03874 232 166 52 14
334 The plural is “cacti,” Sire. How do I know.!.? Three years of Latin in a Catholic school with no air conditioning. 1.3448 0.04062 232 170 44 18
335 Please accept our apologies Your Majesty, the dessert is on its way. 1.3448 0.03969 232 168 48 16
336 I thought you said supplicant, not succulent. 1.3448 0.03573 232 170 48 14
337 I see the Queen has been decorating again. 1.3448 0.03726 232 163 58 11
338 Yes, your majesty, you most certainly DO look like a badass hombre. 1.3448 0.03921 232 167 50 15
339 Your Highnesses flytrap is open 1.3448 0.04016 232 169 46 17
340 I'm sure there's a reason you're feeling stuck, but I can't put my finger on it. 1.3447 0.03887 235 169 51 15
341 Might Your Highness consider swapping out some succulents for some sycophants? 1.3435 0.04084 230 169 43 18
342 Sire, I believe 'Between Two Ferns' is already taken... 1.3435 0.03942 230 166 49 15
343 I believe it's called game of "thrones" your Highness... 1.3435 0.03894 230 165 51 14
344 I have news from the Southwest. 1.3435 0.03845 230 164 53 13
345 I prefer the lion statues, my Lord. 1.3435 0.03745 230 162 57 11
346 My Lord, it's Thrones not Thorns 1.3435 0.03694 230 161 59 10
347 Sire, I believe Merlin suggested surrounding yourself with "supplicants" , not "succulents" 1.3435 0.03990 230 167 47 16
348 You seem a bit prickly today, Sire 1.3435 0.03845 230 164 53 13
349 We think you're being cursed by the Wicked Witch of the Southwest. 1.3435 0.03990 230 167 47 16
350 Your highness, I still think a moat and drawbridge would offer more protection. 1.3421 0.03660 228 159 60 9
351 They were out of ferns. 1.3421 0.03498 228 161 58 9
352 I'm sorry, Sir Lancelot, I had to hire new guards my wife won't try to sleep with. 1.3421 0.04012 228 166 46 16
353 My lord, what the fuck? 1.3421 0.04246 228 171 36 21
354 I’ve slain the dragon fruit. 1.3408 0.03972 223 161 48 14
355 We were wondering, Your Majesty, if the next crusade could be to someplace a little cooler. 1.3408 0.03921 223 160 50 13
356 Your Majesty, the townspeople have been calling you the King of Taxes not the King of Cactus.” 1.3407 0.04034 226 165 45 16
357 Must say, very effective metaphor. 1.3407 0.03834 226 161 53 12
358 Your castle is like a mighty cactus, except the prick is on the inside! 1.3407 0.04083 226 166 43 17
359 Your rain's been over for some time now. 1.3407 0.03677 226 158 59 9
360 Sire: The queen sends the message that you're still the biggest prick in the kingdom. 1.3407 0.04271 226 170 35 21
361 Your majesty, I'm afraid the castle has been deserted. 1.3407 0.03885 226 162 51 13
362 Sire, your subjects feel you’d be more relatable if you’d get a dog or cat. 1.3407 0.04034 226 165 45 16
363 Sir, I ‘m here to make the Cactus Great Again. 1.3394 0.04045 221 161 45 15
364 Excuse me, Your Highness, if you don't mind me saying... You seem a bit prickly today. 1.3393 0.03854 224 160 52 12
365 With all due respect, Highness, this armor is intended for more daunting tasks than moving your botanical collection. 1.3393 0.03749 224 158 56 10
366 Sorry Sire, but you can't have balloons at your party. 1.3379 0.03802 219 155 54 10
367 When you play the Game of Thorns, the biggest prick usually wins 1.3364 0.04038 217 158 45 14
368 They eat less than tigers, and are just as effective. 1.3364 0.03765 217 153 55 9
369 Sire, I can explain: I texted "tactics and plots" and it must have auto-corrected. I. hate. auto.correct. Am I right? 1.3364 0.04194 217 161 39 17
370 Cutting the defense budget wasn’t my choice. 1.3364 0.03821 217 154 53 10
371 I see you're having second thoughts on your open throne policy. 1.3364 0.03985 217 157 47 13
372 It's game of THRONES. 1.3364 0.03904 217 158 46 13
373 It’s a prickly situation, your highness. 1.3364 0.04091 217 159 43 15
374 They’re from a faraway arid wasteland full of like horrors they’re calling California. 1.3364 0.04091 217 159 43 15
375 Dad, does this mean I'm no longer the only thorn in your side? 1.3364 0.04038 217 158 45 14
376 I suppose that is one way to approach the War of the Roses. 1.3364 0.04143 217 160 41 16
377 Your security detail has been outsourced. 1.3363 0.04014 223 163 45 15
378 Perhaps you should rule with an iron fist instead of a green thumb. 1.3363 0.03912 223 161 49 13
379 Next time that you write a decree demanding desserts as tribute, try spelling it correctly. 1.3363 0.04162 223 166 39 18
380 I’ve got some bad news about the moat.” 1.3363 0.04014 223 163 45 15
381 My liege, I fear you misunderstood. Game of Thrones; not thorns 1.3349 0.03897 215 154 50 11
382 Sire, I’m afraid it’s Game of Thrones, not Game of Thorns. 1.3349 0.04007 215 156 46 13
383 What do you mean, the only seat left is your lap? 1.3349 0.04219 215 160 38 17
384 Another excellent point, Sire." 1.3349 0.04114 215 158 42 15
385 Bad news on the plant-based armour, sire. The enemy have developed tactical aphids. 1.3349 0.04219 215 160 38 17
386 Sire, are you sure it was 'the Game of Thorns'? 1.3349 0.04167 215 159 40 16
387 You were to pick an heir, Sire, not a prickly pear. 1.3349 0.04167 215 159 40 16
388 Will no one rid me of these meddlesome pincushions? 1.3349 0.03953 215 155 48 12
389 I asked you for a bit of DESSERT! 1.3349 0.04114 215 158 42 15
390 I see the campaigns into Nevada have gone well, Your Grace! 1.3349 0.03841 215 153 52 10
391 Yes, very intimidating sir. 1.3349 0.03841 215 153 52 10
392 Well, you can be a bit prickly. 1.3349 0.04007 215 156 46 13
393 It's the same further north; they say it's global warming. 1.3349 0.03638 215 152 55 8
394 You have the reputation of being a stickler. 1.3349 0.04061 215 157 44 14
395 Sorry, sir, your advisers didn't say the kingdom was too arid. They said you were an airhead 1.3349 0.04270 215 161 36 18
396 Your Majesty, the men are wondering if you've got any weed? 1.3349 0.04167 215 159 40 16
397 Between Two Ferns" was already taken 1.3349 0.03953 215 155 48 12
398 I'm concerned you're accepting advice from a bunch of pricks. 1.3349 0.04321 215 162 34 19
399 So now you want to erect a hedge of cactuses between us and Canada and make Mexico pay for it! 1.3349 0.04167 215 159 40 16
400 So, Coachella went well then? 1.3349 0.03784 215 152 54 9
401 We have a thorny situation 1.3348 0.03773 221 157 54 10
402 The enemy's archers are ill-equipped; their horsemen unskilled. But, as you and your war council, here, may have noticed, their wizards are top-notch. 1.3348 0.03933 221 160 48 13
403 Perhaps, sire, I would be best suited to care for your plants next time. 1.3348 0.03277 221 166 43 12
404 Notwithstanding these costume rentals, Sheriff...a presidential pardon doesn't mean you're the King of Arizona. 1.3348 0.04236 221 166 36 19
405 Your Highness, I tried. But HBO had no interest in Game of Thorns.” 1.3348 0.03985 221 161 46 14
406 We find ourselves in a prickly situation 1.3348 0.04037 221 162 44 15
407 The greenskeeper has – as requested, been slain, my lord. 1.3333 0.03918 213 153 49 11
408 Indeed Sire no one can say you're spineless anymore. 1.3333 0.03918 213 153 49 11
409 A little prickly today sire? 1.3333 0.04030 213 155 45 13
410 I wouldn't HAVE to wear this every day if you decorated like normal kings. 1.3333 0.03847 219 157 51 11
411 Your approachability numbers are down. 1.3333 0.03745 213 150 55 8
412 I was applying for the gardener position, and they made me wear this... 1.3333 0.04192 213 158 39 16
413 My Lord, I’m your new groundskeeper. 1.3333 0.03975 213 154 47 12
414 They bring out the mercilessness in your eyes. 1.3333 0.03804 213 151 53 9
415 When you ordered dessert, where did you place the accent? 1.3333 0.04084 213 156 43 14
416 Your Majesty, we have captured Arizona and parts of New Mexico. 1.3333 0.04030 213 155 45 13
417 See how we've actually made the space feel bigger? 1.3333 0.04007 219 160 45 14
418 I'll let the environmentalists know we've gone green, sir. 1.3333 0.03862 213 152 51 10
419 I understand,Arizona has become a battleground state. 1.3333 0.04084 213 156 43 14
420 Why do you think I got the armor? 1.3333 0.03505 219 151 63 5
421 Are we finished moving the plants? Sir Lancelot would like his armor back. 1.3333 0.04084 213 156 43 14
422 Perhaps you thank the king of Spain with a load of haggis. 1.3333 0.04030 213 155 45 13
423 Oh, you wanted me to bring in the supplicants not the succulents. 1.3333 0.04030 213 155 45 13
424 It's just not the same since the royal florist left. 1.3333 0.03680 219 154 57 8
425 Quest? No sire, I'm here to trim your plants. 1.3333 0.04030 213 155 45 13
426 Your majesty, they always did say you had a dry sense of humor. 1.3318 0.03823 211 150 52 9
427 Sire,it appears your prickly reputation is not without some foundation. 1.3318 0.04163 211 156 40 15
428 You must always look sharp. 1.3318 0.04053 211 154 44 13
429 You have won the Game of Thorns, your Majesty. 1.3318 0.03940 211 152 48 11
430 We are not dressed for this climate." 1.3318 0.04053 211 154 44 13
431 What? Plant-based protection is better for the environment. 1.3318 0.03940 211 152 48 11
432 Sir, we’ve conquered New Mexico. 1.3318 0.04053 211 154 44 13
433 Feeling a bit prickly today, are we? 1.3318 0.03997 211 153 46 12
434 Sorry, your majesty, I know you prefer armed guards but we're on a tight budget. 1.3318 0.03997 211 153 46 12
435 Beware, sire. Yon cactus has a lean and hungry look. 1.3318 0.03940 211 152 48 11
436 I am sorry, my king, for deserting you. 1.3318 0.04163 211 156 40 15
437 Thank you for your service but it will no longer be necessary. We’re transitioning to a plant based defense. 1.3286 0.04115 210 155 41 14
438 It does make you appear more menacing. 1.3285 0.04099 207 152 42 13
439 You may want to retain at least a few of us in case your new protection plan doesn't work as contemplated. 1.3285 0.03864 207 148 50 9
440 Is this what you meant when you said you didn't want to be the only prick in the room. 1.3285 0.04156 207 153 40 14
441 Our polls are showing the people don't find you approachable. 1.3284 0.04000 201 145 46 10
442 Are you unhappy with the level of protection I provide? 1.3268 0.03884 205 147 49 9
443 Sir, the generals agree. All cacti are succulents, but not all succulents are cacti. 1.3267 0.03984 202 146 46 10
444 I have found the Holy Grail, your majesty: it is a mix of sand and light organic material, providing excellent drainage, moisture retention, and nutrients. 1.3267 0.04282 202 151 36 15
445 Sire, I am the new royal gardener you requested." 1.3252 0.04048 206 151 43 12
446 You want to invade Arizona? 1.3252 0.04220 206 154 37 15
447 This would explain taco Tuesdays in the Great Hall, which we all love! 1.3251 0.04206 203 151 38 14
448 You're really embracing the criticism, I see. 1.3251 0.04206 203 151 38 14
449 Everything is low maintenance, except the Queen." 1.3250 0.04308 200 150 35 15
450 Your Majesty, I believe it's Game of Thrones, not thorns. 1.3250 0.04190 200 148 39 13
451 'Tis a prickly issue sire. 1.3250 0.03813 200 142 51 7
452 Your highness, I don't believe Arizona will allow a king. 1.3250 0.04190 200 148 39 13
453 Looks like you're in a very prickly situation my lord 1.3250 0.03943 200 144 47 9
454 Sire, the knights of the succulents have returned victorious from the kingdom of Sedona." 1.3250 0.04130 200 147 41 12
455 Oh. I’m sorry. I thought you asked for “Succulents,” not “Supplicants.” 1.3250 0.04190 200 148 39 13
456 As you requested, the interior decorator has been flayed. 1.3250 0.04190 200 148 39 13
457 We thought--instead of more conquering, we could just brighten up around here. 1.3250 0.03975 200 147 42 11
458 No Sire, I’m here to water your plants. 1.3250 0.03943 200 144 47 9
459 The Queen feels she just can't be close with you. 1.3250 0.03540 200 143 51 6
460 Shall I fetch you a shrubbery? 1.3250 0.04190 200 148 39 13
461 Shall I summon Sir Gawain and the Green Thumb? 1.3235 0.04246 204 153 36 15
462 It's called defensive topiary sire, it's all the rage in France. 1.3235 0.03827 204 146 50 8
463 All I'm saying is, why not try and be a warm and fuzzy king for a change? 1.3235 0.04130 204 151 40 13
464 I find that my armor really helps prevent work-related injuries. 1.3235 0.04012 204 149 44 11
465 The jade plant is seeking an audience. 1.3235 0.04012 204 149 44 11
466 The worst is when a thorn gets UNDER the armor. 1.3235 0.04188 204 152 38 14
467 We're getting complaints about the lack of bio-diversity in your court.” 1.3235 0.03763 204 145 52 7
468 Your Highness, after you said, "no plants will survive climate change," Mr. Trump sent these to you. 1.3235 0.03951 204 148 46 10
469 Frankly Sire, the other knights and I think you might be over watering. 1.3235 0.04071 204 150 42 12
470 Remember, Dad, I told you retiring to Scottsdale might not be such a good idea. 1.3235 0.04071 204 150 42 12
471 You might as well call it the thorn room. 1.3235 0.04246 204 153 36 15
472 Yes your Highness, as ordered, we located, captured, tortured and killed your interior designer. 1.3235 0.04188 204 152 38 14
473 This is my throne for making thorny decisions. 1.3235 0.04130 204 151 40 13
474 The serfs loathe you, but your numbers are strong with tarantulas and scorpions. 1.3235 0.03889 204 147 48 9
475 Your Highness, more reign is forecast. 1.3235 0.04467 204 157 28 19
476 Yes, sire, you have a lot of good points. 1.3232 0.04276 198 148 36 14
477 It's a 'plant-based' security. 1.3232 0.04394 198 150 32 16
478 Sire, methinks Merlin pranks again. 1.3232 0.04092 198 145 42 11
479 That, your highness, is why I wear armor. 1.3232 0.03732 198 142 49 7
480 Take heed your Majesty, it was rumored you are surrounded by pricks 1.3232 0.03556 198 147 42 9
481 Less a rose between the thorns, sire, and more of a stable genius in troubling times. 1.3232 0.04276 198 148 36 14
482 How is your new security system working out? 1.3232 0.04154 198 146 40 12
483 Feeling a little prickly today, Your Majesty? 1.3232 0.04092 198 145 42 11
484 Yes, sire. You are no longer the biggest prick in the castle. 1.3218 0.04329 202 153 33 16
485 I take it Sire, that my quest is south and west of here. 1.3218 0.04155 202 150 39 13
486 They are sustainable, and they will not fall asleep like your previous guards. 1.3218 0.03683 202 145 50 7
487 We have found a new way to save money on protection. 1.3218 0.03973 202 147 45 10
488 Yes, your majesty, they do make you look less prickly. 1.3218 0.03973 202 147 45 10
489 But it's been called the War of the Roses for thirty years. 1.3218 0.04034 202 148 43 11
490 Well, in the first place, you don't have to water the Iron Maiden. 1.3218 0.04095 202 149 41 12
491 Maybe next time wait until she redecorates to cut her head off. 1.3218 0.04034 202 148 43 11
492 I wouldn't say it screams "approachable", but then again that's not your brand. 1.3218 0.03847 202 145 49 8
493 We should probably start asking for something other than shrubbery. 1.3218 0.04095 202 149 41 12
494 You said "supplicant"? I thought you said succulent. 1.3218 0.04155 202 150 39 13
495 We need to revisit your security strategy,your Highness. 1.3218 0.03973 202 147 45 10
496 I know you decreed "ferns," Your Excellency, but the cactus were "buy one, get one free." 1.3218 0.04329 202 153 33 16
497 Good points, your highness. 1.3218 0.03910 202 146 47 9
498 I pledge to never desert you. 1.3218 0.04034 202 148 43 11
499 Your Highness, the invasive species have declared war. 1.3218 0.03910 202 146 47 9
500 I like 'Lionhearted', but 'Richard the Green Thumbed' is nice, too. 1.3214 0.03921 196 141 47 8
501 Because I don't want to hug it, your Majesty. 1.3214 0.04116 196 144 41 11
502 Shall I get thee to a nursery, my lord? 1.3214 0.04179 196 145 39 12
503 Hail, Your Succulency! 1.3214 0.03680 196 140 50 6
504 I was thinking more protection as in higher castle walls and cannons. 1.3214 0.03987 196 142 45 9
505 The florist is a prick, sire. 1.3214 0.03853 196 140 49 7
506 King Zach, your show, “Between Two Cacti,” has been made into a movie! 1.3214 0.04179 196 145 39 12
507 Dad, I want to join the Order of the Rose. 1.3214 0.04241 196 146 37 13
508 Might His Majesty reconsider beheading the interior decorator? 1.3214 0.04052 196 143 43 10
509 Merlin said it’s global warming. 1.3214 0.04052 196 143 43 10
510 You may deny it, but there IS evidence of global warming. 1.3214 0.04052 196 143 43 10
511 Another fifty knights have fallen, your highness, but I did manage to come away with two ferns and a small yucca. 1.3214 0.04052 196 143 43 10
512 We finally found a jester with a dry wit. 1.3214 0.04052 196 143 43 10
513 No, Your Majesty, I can't guess what you're sitting on...May I be excused now? 1.3214 0.03497 196 145 43 8
514 Now may I seek the grail? 1.3214 0.04116 196 144 41 11
515 Plantagenet, I presume. 1.3214 0.04179 196 145 39 12
516 Yes Highness, I did know you’re originally from Albuquerque. 1.3214 0.04116 196 144 41 11
517 Yes the cacti are sharp, Your Grace, but they lack the gravitas of the Iron Throne. 1.3214 0.03987 196 142 45 9
518 Chef said 'dessert' has TWO S's 1.3214 0.04052 196 143 43 10
519 The weeds are rising up. 1.3214 0.04363 196 148 33 15
520 Sire, Summer is coming." 1.3214 0.04052 196 143 43 10
521 I get the cacti and Venus flytrap, m’lord.. but what’s up with the fern? 1.3214 0.04179 196 145 39 12
522 Let's see if I have this right--war with the roses, peace with the succulents. 1.3214 0.04363 196 148 33 15
523 I bear news from the North - hanging baskets are back in. 1.3214 0.04179 196 145 39 12
524 As you wish Your Succulence. 1.3204 0.04342 181 134 36 11
525 But Your Highness, you said you wanted a succulent dessert. 1.3191 0.04160 188 138 40 10
526 OK, sire, I've changed into my cactus-pruning clothes and I'm ready to give it a shot. 1.3179 0.03992 195 142 44 9
527 No news from the east, your dryness. 1.3177 0.04230 192 143 37 12
528 Very clever of you to surround yourself with such pricks, your highness. 1.3177 0.04419 192 146 31 15
529 Off women again? 1.3177 0.03964 192 139 45 8
530 Good day, Your Succulence, I mean, Your Excellence. 1.3177 0.04230 192 143 37 12
531 It’s a sequel we are calling Game of Thorns 1.3177 0.03409 192 144 40 8
532 But what if I don’t WANT to be dubbed ‘Sir Phil O’Dendron’? 1.3177 0.03929 192 141 42 9
533 Feeling prickly today, your Highness? 1.3177 0.04099 192 141 41 10
534 I'm afraid we've run out of balloons, your majesty. 1.3177 0.03894 192 138 47 7
535 Yes, your majesty, the court jester is recovering nicely. 1.3177 0.03964 192 139 45 8
536 If they prick us, will we not bleed? 1.3177 0.04165 192 142 39 11
537 The knights who say "Ow!" have returned with more shrubbery. 1.3177 0.04230 192 143 37 12
538 Prickly lies the head that wears a crown. 1.3177 0.04032 192 140 43 9
539 I slew your landscape architect. Now what would you have me do. 1.3177 0.04032 192 140 43 9
540 Permission to approach the thorn...er...throne? 1.3177 0.04165 192 142 39 11
541 They thought you said "Bring me a desert", not "Bring me a dessert". 1.3177 0.04230 192 143 37 12
542 Saguaros, take him away!” 1.3172 0.04116 186 136 41 9
543 Donald is on the phone again. Wants to buy Potlandia." 1.3161 0.04275 193 145 35 13
544 Indeed, Sire, cacti beatings are all the rage. The rack is so passé. 1.3158 0.04256 190 142 36 12
545 Don't get me wrong, this outfit works great in your majesty's garden. I just think it might also come in handy on the battlefield. 1.3155 0.04097 187 137 41 9
546 Yes, I saw the style section. Southwestern is all the rage. 1.3155 0.03881 187 134 47 6
547 Prince Aloe Vera would like a word Sire. 1.3155 0.04097 187 137 41 9
548 Finally, a gardener who knows how to dress! 1.3155 0.04097 187 137 41 9
549 The people suspect you don’t care about the drought. 1.3155 0.04235 187 139 37 11
550 But, Your Majesty, all our palace windows are north facing. 1.3155 0.03954 187 135 45 7
551 The cook asked what you meant by Tex-Mex. 1.3155 0.03954 187 135 45 7
552 Well, I slaughtered the Ottomans in Wallachia, charged the Golden Horde in Lithuania, laid siege to Rouen--oh, and I do a little light gardening. 1.3155 0.04302 187 140 35 12
553 I do see the points, your majesty. 1.3155 0.04235 187 139 37 11
554 It's more "vaguely disturbing" than 'Iron Throne sinister". 1.3155 0.04097 187 137 41 9
555 They're filling-in until my bodyguards get back from vacation. 1.3141 0.03968 191 139 44 8
556 I believe it's Game of Thrones sir, not Game of Thorns. 1.3141 0.04172 191 142 38 11
557 They make you more relatable. 1.3138 0.04148 188 139 39 10
558 Tell the Saudi king we loved his gifts. 1.3135 0.04261 185 138 36 11
559 Yes, I'm a tree-hugger. How did you guess? 1.3135 0.04192 185 137 38 10
560 Black suede in July? 1.3135 0.04330 185 139 34 12
561 We all put up walls. 1.3135 0.03902 185 133 46 6
562 Frankly, sire, Cactilot lacks a certain 'je nais se quoi'. 1.3135 0.04261 185 138 36 11
563 Yes, your Majesty, my armor is a defense mechanism, too, but... 1.3135 0.04121 185 136 40 9
564 Sire, a mega succulent on wheels has been left at the drawbridge . 1.3135 0.04192 185 137 38 10
565 I've brought you a shrubbery. 1.3122 0.04197 189 141 37 11
566 As you commanded, both your gardener and your interior decorator have been drawn and quartered. 1.3122 0.04393 189 144 31 14
567 Sir, the Queen asks that you stop using her Pinterest account 1.3122 0.03991 189 138 43 8
568 No, it was an actual crown with actual thorns on it. 1.3122 0.04197 189 141 37 11
569 I would hate to be another thorn in your side. 1.3122 0.04197 189 141 37 11
570 Tell the people that we all need to use less water. 1.3115 0.03726 183 132 46 5
571 No thank you. I'd rather fall on my own sword. 1.3115 0.04146 183 135 39 9
572 The new jester has been informed not to use the term 'succulent' when discussing the queen, My Lord. 1.3115 0.04358 183 138 33 12
573 As your loyal gardener, Sire, it is my opinion they do not yet require repotting. 1.3115 0.03998 183 133 43 7
574 'Plantagenets all around'? I thought you said 'Plants all around'. 1.3115 0.04426 183 139 31 13
575 In all fairness you did ask me to go find the little pricks. 1.3115 0.04146 183 135 39 9
576 I hate to bring up a thorny issue... 1.3115 0.04073 183 134 41 8
577 I see you’re ready to trade barbs with the jester, your majesty! 1.3115 0.03766 183 130 49 4
578 Your majesty, you are surrounded by a prickly pair! 1.3115 0.03998 183 133 43 7
579 We lost the battle but your water bill decreased this month. 1.3115 0.04146 183 135 39 9
580 NOW FIND ME A CANNABIS PLANT 1.3115 0.04146 183 135 39 9
581 I didn't realize this was a dry kingdom. 1.3115 0.04218 183 136 37 10
582 That was thrones, Sir 1.3115 0.04288 183 137 35 11
583 Sire, we offer an additional layer of protection. 1.3115 0.04218 183 136 37 10
584 A wise king does not surround himself with succulents. 1.3115 0.04146 183 135 39 9
585 Sire, I have searched far and wide but have failed you in my search for shubbery 1.3115 0.03766 183 135 41 7
586 You summoned me about a thorny issue Sire? 1.3115 0.04073 183 134 41 8
587 It was all Home Goods had left. 1.3115 0.03998 183 133 43 7
588 Yes, your Majesty, you do seem more spiritually connected since Sedona. 1.3115 0.04146 183 135 39 9
589 Arizona has fallen, oh great King of New Mexico. 1.3115 0.04426 183 139 31 13
590 There is no need to get prickly, your Highness." 1.3115 0.03686 183 129 51 3
591 Glad to see we are prepared for global warming Sire. 1.3115 0.04218 183 136 37 10
592 Aye, Sire. Being King is a thorny job. 1.3115 0.04218 183 136 37 10
593 I understand you need someone to deal with a prickly situation. 1.3115 0.04288 183 137 35 11
594 You called for a gardener? 1.3115 0.04073 183 134 41 8
595 ‘’ We are beat,your camels are in heat,and you are effete.’’ 1.3115 0.04288 183 137 35 11
596 Littłe chance of rain, Your Succulency. 1.3115 0.04073 183 134 41 8
597 Thorns, thrones, whatever. I'm here to play. 1.3115 0.04073 183 134 41 8
598 A scene from Sir Walter Scottsdale. 1.3115 0.04073 183 134 41 8
599 It's just a stop-gap sire. I can't always have your back, front and sides at the same time. 1.3115 0.03845 183 131 47 5
600 Have no fear, sire. I shall guard against over-watering. 1.3115 0.04146 183 135 39 9
601 IKEA had a sale, my liege. 1.3115 0.04288 183 137 35 11
602 Your Grace, he seeks to dethorn -I mean- deTHRONE you!” 1.3115 0.04073 183 134 41 8
603 I see you replaced your advisors with even more pricks 1.3115 0.04288 183 137 35 11
604 Sire. You have a very dry sense of humor. 1.3115 0.03998 183 133 43 7
605 Her Majesty wanted a southwestern look. 1.3115 0.04288 183 137 35 11
606 Sire, the wisteria has overtaken the walls. 1.3115 0.04073 183 134 41 8
607 No, Sire, I wouldn't say you're in a prickly situation - not after what you did to those last five advisers. 1.3115 0.04358 183 138 33 12
608 I understand that you are going with a more organic, plant based type of security. 1.3115 0.04146 183 135 39 9
609 Yes, I suppose it’s saying ‘eco-friendly,’ but it’s also screaming ‘garden gnome.’ 1.3098 0.04127 184 136 39 9
610 I see you rose among thorns. 1.3081 0.04317 185 140 33 12
611 Yes, your Highness. I get your points. 1.3077 0.04077 182 134 40 8
612 Yes, I think you should keep it. It brings out your warm side. 1.3073 0.03965 179 130 43 6
613 Sire, she said Coitus interruptus, not cactus interruptus. 1.3073 0.04270 179 134 35 10
614 Oh dear, Your Majesty..... I see you collect succulents! I am here because I heard you wanted more sycophants. 1.3073 0.04415 179 136 31 12
615 Yes, it was the same guy that sold me the tulips. 1.3073 0.04270 179 134 35 10
616 Sire, it's circulating around the kingdom among your subjects that you want to be addressed as "Cactus Jack" ." 1.3073 0.04121 179 132 39 8
617 Ay, sire, they come from your well-wishers in far off Las Vegas, land of legend. 1.3051 0.04371 177 134 32 11
618 I would rather fall on my sword my Liege 1.3046 0.03945 174 126 43 5
619 Turns out it's really easy to pull a sword out of adobe. 1.3046 0.04269 174 130 35 9
620 I don't know what they mean by 'unapproachable,' Your Majesty. 1.3046 0.03729 174 126 44 4
621 You want a dragon slain? Fine. A fair maiden rescued? No problem. But I draw the line at watering your houseplants. 1.3046 0.03945 174 126 43 5
622 Sir, your new security team may be eco-friendly but they're still ineffective! 1.3046 0.04190 174 129 37 8
623 If I may, Sire, I believe you wanted supplicants, not succulents... 1.3046 0.04190 174 129 37 8
624 Sire, I'm not sure "Game of Thorns" has a future. 1.3046 0.04346 174 131 33 10
625 Gifts from Mordred, who else? 1.3046 0.03945 174 126 43 5
626 Your daughter thinks they provide more of an Instagrammable aesthetic. 1.3046 0.04346 174 131 33 10
627 There's no shame in dyslexia, Sire. 1.3046 0.04346 174 131 33 10
628 I want to become a cowboy. 1.3046 0.04422 174 132 31 11
629 We couldn't find the grail so we got you some plants. 1.3046 0.04346 174 131 33 10
630 Maybe Game of Thorns is a little too derivative. 1.3046 0.04190 174 129 37 8
631 Your majesty meant Game of Thrones not Throne of Thorns? 1.3046 0.04642 174 135 25 14
632 Your majesty, I see you've discovered Pinterest? 1.3046 0.04269 174 130 35 9
633 Surprised supplicant subjects support a successful succulent survey, sir. 1.3046 0.04269 174 130 35 9
634 The Duke's idea of a jest, my Liege. "Spineless no more," we all heard him say. 1.3046 0.04496 174 133 29 12
635 Sire, a stinging rebuke indeed. 1.3046 0.03860 174 125 45 4
636 Forgive me, Your Majesty—we weren't able to secure the stinging nettle. 1.3046 0.04422 174 132 31 11
637 I thought you said 'Game of Thorns' 1.3046 0.03860 174 125 45 4
638 My king, apparently the entire castle is deserted. 1.3046 0.04110 174 128 39 7
639 The people say you're hard to get close to. 1.3046 0.04110 174 128 39 7
640 The new security firm says this is "cost efficient and innovative." 1.3046 0.04110 174 128 39 7
641 Sire, about your environmental defense plan. 1.3046 0.04269 174 130 35 9
642 Now the small viney plant seems out of place. 1.3046 0.04570 174 134 27 13
643 Sire, let the game of thorns begin 1.3046 0.04384 174 134 28 12
644 The whole grouping says "don't mess with me" -- yet in an aesthetically-pleasing and environmentally-friendly way 1.3046 0.04190 174 129 37 8
645 Your Highness, there is something wrong with your defense strategy, but I can’t put my finger on it. 1.3046 0.04029 174 127 41 6
646 My king, the game of thorns is about to begin 1.3046 0.04422 174 132 31 11
647 Arizona called. They want their succulents back. 1.3034 0.04202 178 133 36 9
648 Permission to reproach? 1.3034 0.04202 178 133 36 9
649 War of the Roses finished, Your Highness. Where next? 1.3034 0.04350 178 135 32 11
650 Actually, I don't think it's called "Game of Thorns." 1.3029 0.04474 175 134 29 12
651 I see the prophecy that you will 'desert the throne' has come to pass... 1.3023 0.04296 172 129 34 9
652 My Lord, It is not Game of Thorns! 1.3023 0.04527 172 132 28 12
653 Sire, I have reason to believe that some of your closest advisors have been planted by your enemies. 1.3023 0.03967 172 125 42 5
654 Maybe some ferns for balance? 1.3023 0.04374 172 130 32 10
655 Sorry sire, but ‘Between Two Ferns’ was taken 1.3023 0.04296 172 129 34 9
656 Sire, we now have enough water for the moat. 1.3023 0.04135 172 127 38 7
657 I bring news of rain, Your Succulency. 1.3023 0.04296 172 129 34 9
658 Yes, Your Royal Dryness." 1.3023 0.03261 172 125 45 2
659 Sir, the people want to know why you've surrounded yourself with pricks. 1.3023 0.04747 172 135 22 15
660 Supplicants? I thought you sought to oversee succulents. 1.3023 0.04374 172 130 32 10
661 No disrespect my Lord, but your court is full of pricks. 1.3023 0.04135 172 127 38 7
662 Not many souvenirs to pick from while on the Crusade. 1.3023 0.04216 172 128 36 8
663 It suits your dry wit more than ferns. 1.3023 0.04135 172 127 38 7
664 Um, certainly, Your Grace, plants that grow swords would be an advantage. 1.3023 0.04135 172 127 38 7
665 On my honor, I will never desert you. 1.3023 0.04374 172 130 32 10
666 Sire, you are surrounded by pricks. 1.3023 0.04296 172 129 34 9
667 What do you mean you automated my job? 1.3023 0.04052 172 126 40 6
668 No sire, dessert should have been spelt with two s's. 1.3023 0.04052 172 126 40 6
669 The night is dark and full of succulents. 1.3023 0.04602 172 133 26 13
670 It would be my honor to water Your Majesty’s plants while you’re away. 1.3023 0.04052 172 126 40 6
671 We believe the Royal Decorator has fled to the Southwest. 1.3023 0.04296 172 129 34 9
672 Shall I have the throne room decorator flogged, Sire. 1.3023 0.04135 172 127 38 7
673 Recent studies have shown plant based security systems both effective and significantly less expensive. 1.3023 0.04052 172 126 40 6
674 You know you're still in check, right? 1.3023 0.04296 172 129 34 9
675 I'm just suggesting that you reconsider your last line of defence. 1.3023 0.04052 172 126 40 6
676 Thorns, sir. We tried to warn you, tis a Game of Thorns. 1.3023 0.03967 172 125 42 5
677 I could offer some good points, but that seems redundant. 1.3023 0.04296 172 129 34 9
678 Sire, your subjects feel you are out of touch. 1.3023 0.04135 172 127 38 7
679 Sorry, I know you were hoping for those stone lions but there were none left 1.3023 0.04374 172 130 32 10
680 Very good sire. North being taken, King of the Southwest it is. 1.3023 0.04052 172 126 40 6
681 I said, 'they sacked us, sir.' Not 'cactus.' 1.3023 0.04296 172 129 34 9
682 Sire, I am Sir Prunalot, the royal gardener”... 1.3023 0.04296 172 129 34 9
683 I have reason to believe there’s a plant in our kingdom. 1.3023 0.04602 172 133 26 13
684 His majesty will be pleased that all shrubbery has been confiscated by the Knights Who Say Ni. 1.3023 0.04296 172 129 34 9
685 Our enemy is over-watering, sire. 1.3023 0.04374 172 130 32 10
686 I'm ready to make the change to plant-based weaponry. 1.3023 0.04135 172 127 38 7
687 No, I don't think "Your Succulency" is going to catch on. 1.3023 0.04052 172 126 40 6
688 May I dare say, you're a stand-out among pricks, 1.3023 0.04374 172 130 32 10
689 Respectfully your grace,not very much,it reinforces your reputation as a prick. 1.3023 0.04451 172 131 30 11
690 You seem a bit prickly today, Your Majesty 1.3023 0.04602 172 133 26 13
691 Can I fill the moat now? 1.3023 0.04296 172 129 34 9
692 Apologies, sire, the mariachi band was detained at the border. 1.3023 0.04135 172 127 38 7
693 Guess there's no place for a queen yet. 1.3023 0.04216 172 128 36 8
694 I sense your displeasure, Sire, but bounty was indeed scarce in the kingdom of Arizona 1.3023 0.04135 172 127 38 7
695 At your beck and call your succulence. 1.3023 0.04296 172 129 34 9
696 Verily, my lord, yours IS the first plant-based kingdom 1.3023 0.04216 172 128 36 8
697 Apparently, your highness, 'throne' autocorrected to 'thorn'. 1.3023 0.04451 172 131 30 11
698 I see the royal guards are plant based. 1.3023 0.04602 172 133 26 13
699 It's true, sire. The Ficus Kingdom amasses at our borders. 1.3023 0.04374 172 130 32 10
700 I look and I look. I still don't get it. 1.3023 0.04374 172 130 32 10
701 Let me guess, sire. Is it the game of thorns? 1.3023 0.04296 172 129 34 9
702 No, no, no, I told him you were pricked. I absolutely didn’t call you a prick. 1.3023 0.04374 172 130 32 10
703 Sire, I'm happy to report we've beaten back the bougainvillea and the crabgrass has been decimated! 1.3023 0.04009 172 128 37 7
704 May I say, you are looking succulent. 1.3023 0.04374 172 130 32 10
705 It’s Pueblo Revival OR Tudor. You can’t have both.” 1.3011 0.04266 176 135 30 11
706 You come from a long line of pricks, your majesty. 1.3011 0.04524 176 136 27 13
707 Ah now I get it! YOU are the prick amongst thorns! 1.3011 0.03908 176 128 43 5
708 Sire, you’ve become so prickly since the queen ran off with the jester. 1.3011 0.04071 176 130 39 7
709 Tell the king of spades I'm not afraid of him. 1.3011 0.04378 176 134 31 11
710 Forgive me...I did not want to be a thorn in your side.... 1.3011 0.04071 176 130 39 7
711 After nine days, I let the horse run free 1.3011 0.04595 176 137 25 14
712 Are you sure it's called the Game of Thorns? 1.3011 0.04378 176 134 31 11
713 What will it be, father, another saguaro or the Holy Grail? 1.3011 0.03908 176 128 43 5
714 Sir, with all due respect, I cannot possibly protect you from every prick. 1.3011 0.04524 176 136 27 13
715 So, I'm guessing you've decided to move the winter palace to Arizona. 1.3011 0.04071 176 130 39 7
716 Your majesty, we have a prickly situation. 1.3011 0.04071 176 130 39 7
717 As your advisor, I must tell you that that "Your Succulence" lacks the necessary gravitas. 1.3011 0.04071 176 130 39 7
718 I'm experimenting with plant-based protection. 1.3011 0.03990 176 134 33 9
719 Pray tell, Sire, what are tweezers? 1.3011 0.04452 176 135 29 12
720 Yeah sure, cactus hurts, but we should still keep the iron maiden. 1.3011 0.04071 176 130 39 7
721 We call them knights of the side table. 1.3011 0.04227 176 132 35 9
722 I appreciate your trying to enhance your security ou' natural, but steel beats magnolias every time! 1.3006 0.04352 173 131 32 10
723 Uh, repotting for duty, sire? 1.3000 0.04323 170 128 33 9
724 Didn’t I tell you this would be more chic and just as effective as the moat? 1.2994 0.04187 157 115 37 5
725 Your Majesty, with global warming now in full force, may I request something lighter for casual Fridays? 1.2988 0.04340 164 123 33 8
726 Seven infantry dead, but the weeds have been whacked, sire. 1.2965 0.04035 172 127 39 6
727 I mean, personally I think it's great we conquered the Mojave. I'm just saying a lot of the guys are asking to rethink uniforms. 1.2963 0.04456 162 123 30 9
728 Do you mean that while I was off fighting dragons, father, you were vacationing in Arizona? 1.2955 0.04288 176 134 32 10
729 You can't just flip a letter and expect a new series. 1.2952 0.04032 166 122 39 5
730 It's Plantagenet, sire, not plant agent. 1.2952 0.04380 166 126 31 9
731 You're looking pretty sharp these days. 1.2952 0.04462 166 127 29 10
732 A prick by any other name...Sire 1.2952 0.04623 166 129 25 12
733 You're replacing me, too? 1.2952 0.04032 166 122 39 5
734 Oh, you wanted to see the supplicants. 1.2952 0.04210 166 124 35 7
735 I I just bought something called Arizona. They sent me these things. 1.2952 0.04623 166 129 25 12
736 You want me to explain why you don't have any close friends? 1.2952 0.02738 166 125 39 2
737 Yes, I am the Green Knight, of the Green Thumb. How may I be of service? 1.2945 0.04168 163 121 36 6
738 Sire, I wasn’t calling YOU a prick... 1.2945 0.04517 163 125 28 10
739 Talk in the realm is that you've grown prickly, Sire... 1.2945 0.03982 163 119 40 4
740 No Sire, the many casualties did not happen on the battlefield, but rather when the men were delivering your house plants. 1.2945 0.03885 163 118 42 3
741 I can’t tell one Plantagenet from another. 1.2945 0.04168 163 121 36 6
742 No, sire, Game of Thorns is not on tonight. 1.2945 0.04168 163 121 36 6
743 No sir, I'm just your horticulturist. 1.2945 0.04258 163 122 34 7
744 I figured if you could pull a sword from a stone, you would be able to pull a few cactus needles from somewhere else. 1.2945 0.04346 163 123 32 8
745 Sire, we're mistaken; it wasn't "Game of Thorns" . 1.2945 0.04258 163 122 34 7
746 The succulents took three of our best men, Sire. 1.2945 0.04517 163 125 28 10
747 Feeling prickly again today, sire? 1.2945 0.04346 163 123 32 8
748 And you wonder why we wear armor. 1.2945 0.04258 163 122 34 7
749 It's like this, Your Majesty...You came, You saw, You went bonkers. 1.2945 0.04346 163 123 32 8
750 I got nothing. 1.2945 0.04346 163 123 32 8
751 May I bring up another thorny subject, Sire? 1.2945 0.04346 163 123 32 8
752 Gifts from Montezuma? 1.2945 0.04076 163 120 38 5
753 Your Highness....Some say cactuses, some say cacti 1.2945 0.04258 163 122 34 7
754 I just feel like all your advisors have been prickly lately. 1.2945 0.04600 163 126 26 11
755 I'm sorry, Your Highness... but ahhhh... according to the wizard, what he actually said was, "If the King wants to improve his speeches, he needs more PRACTICE. 1.2945 0.04600 163 126 26 11
756 The people are betwixt and between: is it cactuses or cacti? 1.2945 0.04168 163 121 36 6
757 This is how we house-train the dogs. 1.2945 0.04346 163 123 32 8
758 You replaced your guards for a Southwest feel? 1.2945 0.04517 163 125 28 10
759 Caesar has conquered your kingdom, but you may keep your roadside stand. 1.2945 0.04346 163 123 32 8
760 I assure you Your Majesty, the troops do need water in order to survive. 1.2945 0.04258 163 122 34 7
761 No sire, it's actually a helmet. 1.2934 0.04101 167 124 37 6
762 Your choice...water them, or go on the Crusades. 1.2934 0.04188 167 125 35 7
763 You won't believe this, but I brings news of yet another thorn in your side, your majesty. 1.2934 0.04273 167 126 33 8
764 I'm here to trim your shrubs 1.2934 0.04273 167 126 33 8
765 I got an ouchy the last time I moved them, Your Majesty. 1.2934 0.04273 167 126 33 8
766 No, your Grace, I'll just stand. 1.2934 0.04315 167 129 28 10
767 An invigorating hobby indeed your Grace. 1.2934 0.04188 167 125 35 7
768 Well, I see you’ve supplanted me. 1.2934 0.04188 167 125 35 7
769 Sir. The people find you a bit prickly. 1.2934 0.03684 167 127 34 6
770 Bacchus the Cactus Slayer at your service my Lord. 1.2934 0.04101 167 124 37 6
771 It’s actually pronounced ‘Cacti’ Your Majesty. 1.2934 0.04357 167 127 31 9
772 He who misspelled the purchase order lives no longer, sire. 1.2934 0.04357 167 127 31 9
773 I got the sword from the stone. Now would you like me to pull the cacti from the throne? 1.2919 0.04284 161 121 33 7
774 Yes, sire, they are indeed loyal, but they do not give good advice. 1.2919 0.04462 161 123 29 9
775 Our apologies, Your Majesty—we thought you wanted to be surrounded by 'succulents,' not 'supplicants.' 1.2919 0.04374 161 122 31 8
776 Yes Briar. I mean Sire. 1.2919 0.04715 161 126 23 12
777 So, this is the green deal we fought for 1.2919 0.04003 161 118 39 4
778 But, Your Majesty, are you SURE they are NOT foreign plants? 1.2919 0.04284 161 121 33 7
779 Yes, Sire, you are monarch of all you survey. But all you survey is a mirage.” 1.2919 0.04193 161 120 35 6
780 Sorry, I wished for a land of coitus. 1.2919 0.04548 161 124 27 10
781 Your daughter, Princess Poison Ivy, requests an audience with you. 1.2919 0.04374 161 122 31 8
782 I prefer Flagstaff, you can golf year round and still have all four seasons. 1.2919 0.03905 161 117 41 3
783 No Sire, its between two ferns. 1.2919 0.03905 161 122 33 6
784 Sire: Game. of. Thrones. 1.2919 0.04099 161 119 37 5
785 Sir, you’re looking quit sharp today 1.2919 0.04374 161 122 31 8
786 I was hoping for a less prickly reception, your Majesty. 1.2919 0.04099 161 119 37 5
787 King Midas has the golden touch, but you have the green thumb. 1.2919 0.04003 161 118 39 4
788 Yes, Your Majesty, the royal gardener has been spoken to. 1.2909 0.03749 165 119 44 2
789 Have you considered that you might be the barren one, m'lord? 1.2901 0.04438 162 124 29 9
790 Sire, would you like to learn how to golf, now that we have taken over Scottsdale? 1.2901 0.04261 162 122 33 7
791 Is the princess prickly too, or is she succulent? 1.2901 0.04261 162 122 33 7
792 As His Highness has decreed, now everyday shall be Taco Tuesday. 1.2901 0.04078 162 120 37 5
793 With all due respect, your majesty, our enemies do not fear succulents. 1.2893 0.04218 159 119 34 6
794 Sire. I fear the new water rationing policy has lowered morale in the ranks. 1.2893 0.04122 159 118 36 5
795 So my quest is to water your plants. 1.2893 0.04025 159 117 38 4
796 A queen might be better for your image. 1.2893 0.04218 159 119 34 6
797 I'm sorry your majesty but I have no idea what you mean by "Feng shui". 1.2893 0.04492 159 122 28 9
798 Your holiday to the Baja was satisfactory then? 1.2893 0.04218 159 119 34 6
799 That’s right your Majesty. In the desert, you can remember your name ‘cause there ain’t no one for to give you no pain. 1.2893 0.04492 159 122 28 9
800 I said dessert, not desert. 1.2893 0.04218 159 119 34 6
801 ...So king of the jungle was already taken? 1.2893 0.04311 159 120 32 7
802 Castle Amazon says all the ferns are still on backorder. Shall we attack? 1.2893 0.03924 159 116 40 3
803 Alas, sire, Chef Francois refuses to cook Tex Mex. 1.2893 0.04122 159 118 36 5
804 Diplomacy has failed. 'Tis time to show our spines. 1.2893 0.04218 159 119 34 6
805 I said, ‘There’s a real prick NEXT to the throne,’ I promise. 1.2893 0.04311 159 120 32 7
806 We were unable to locate the royal ficus, your grace. 1.2893 0.04218 159 119 34 6
807 It’s a prickly business, but satisfyingly profitable. 1.2893 0.04025 159 117 38 4
808 Well yes Sir, you can be a bit prickly at times. 1.2893 0.04492 159 122 28 9
809 My king, I have thorny question to ask you. 1.2893 0.04218 159 119 34 6
810 I just think it's off brand. 1.2893 0.04403 159 121 30 8
811 The Royal Physician says you should drink more water your Majesty. 1.2893 0.04580 159 123 26 10
812 Apologies you're majesty... but the people think you're a bit of a prick. 1.2893 0.04311 159 120 32 7
813 She road off with Sir Gawain, but left watering instructions. 1.2893 0.04122 159 118 36 5
814 Sire, we have reason to believe your advisors are enemy plants. 1.2893 0.04025 159 117 38 4
815 Apologies my liege, I could not find a shrubbery 1.2893 0.04492 159 122 28 9
816 No sir, it wasn't me who said you are surrounded by pricks. 1.2893 0.04403 159 121 30 8
817 Oh - you said to gather all your supplicants? 1.2893 0.04492 159 122 28 9
818 I apologize sire. Your rider misspelled dessert. We shall not fail you again. 1.2893 0.04025 159 117 38 4
819 The security system that I am proposing is much more effective, my lord - albeit more costly. 1.2893 0.04311 159 120 32 7
820 With my suit of armour, yes, I could sit on a cactus. Why do you ask? 1.2893 0.04311 159 120 32 7
821 You seem to be in a prickle. 1.2893 0.04311 159 120 32 7
822 May I talk to you about a thorny subject, Your Majesty? 1.2893 0.04218 159 119 34 6
823 Sire I'm your most loyal Knight and I don't require much water or sunlight. 1.2893 0.04025 159 117 38 4
824 Sire, you have alternatives to inflicting death by a thousand cuts. 1.2893 0.03822 159 115 42 2
825 The Queen has sent me to slay your fears of intimacy. 1.2893 0.04218 159 119 34 6
826 This feels like a hostel work environment. 1.2893 0.04218 159 119 34 6
827 I get it, sire. You're a Plantagenet. 1.2893 0.04311 159 120 32 7
828 So this is why you "needed" to conquer Arizona. 1.2893 0.04122 159 118 36 5
829 You are most wise in matters of state, Your Highness. As far as decorating...not so much. 1.2893 0.04311 159 120 32 7
830 The title "King of the Cacti" will strike fear in all your enemies. I would avoid 'Sultan of Succulents". 1.2877 0.04450 146 110 30 6
831 The round table believes you need a pet to seem more approachable. A porcupine, perhaps. 1.2875 0.04100 160 119 36 5
832 When I said little prick, I was referring to the cactus. I guess I'll have to step down as your Press Secretary. 1.2875 0.04468 160 123 28 9
833 So the bonsai was sold out? 1.2866 0.04432 157 120 29 8
834 Nicely done, Sire. But the oracle says we need not worry about climate change for another 500 years. 1.2866 0.04339 157 119 31 7
835 You sent for me? I'm the gardener. 1.2866 0.04146 157 117 35 5
836 In my defence: as a dyslectic it’s hard to tell apart thrones and thorns. 1.2866 0.04339 157 119 31 7
837 And this wizard is foretelling of water shortages and succulent preferences? 1.2866 0.04432 157 120 29 8
838 Very kind of you to offer a seat at your side but I'll stand, thanks." 1.2866 0.04046 157 116 37 4
839 I see you've found a plant-based alternative. 1.2866 0.04432 157 120 29 8
840 They’re the only ones I can’t kill. 1.2866 0.04339 157 119 31 7
841 A crown of... thorns, perhaps? 1.2866 0.04339 157 119 31 7
842 I said I wanted a dessert themed festival. 1.2866 0.04339 157 119 31 7
843 Oh my, they weren’t kidding....you do surround yourself with a lot of pricks! 1.2866 0.04243 157 118 33 6
844 It might protect me but I am going to need to borrow your outfit. 1.2866 0.03944 157 115 39 3
845 You really are lord of the pricks 1.2866 0.04243 157 118 33 6
846 Perhaps a change of plants would encourage more visitors, your highness. 1.2857 0.04293 154 116 32 6
847 We'll call this 'Game of Thorns.' 1.2857 0.04487 154 118 28 8
848 Apologies my liege, but Zach Galifianakis wanted his ferns back. 1.2857 0.04391 154 117 30 7
849 I question how thy majesty hath plants from a New World not yet discovered. 1.2857 0.04193 154 115 34 5
850 I'll get to the bottom of this 'Giant Prick' nickname business right away sire. 1.2857 0.04672 154 120 24 10
851 Your new guards will have no opinions, my lord. 1.2857 0.04487 154 118 28 8
852 Apologies, your Highness. Of course it's cactuses. 1.2857 0.04091 154 114 36 4
853 I know the moat dried up, but do you really think this will do the trick? 1.2857 0.03986 154 113 38 3
854 Yes, I see your point. 1.2857 0.04342 154 119 27 8
855 How now, your Succulency? 1.2857 0.04391 154 117 30 7
856 Im going green. 1.2857 0.04193 154 115 34 5
857 What's your point? 1.2857 0.04391 154 117 30 7
858 Yes, sire, once again: "Rule Botanica! Botanica rule the waves..." 1.2857 0.04193 154 115 34 5
859 You still trying to outdo that crown of thorns guy? 1.2857 0.04293 154 116 32 6
860 Damn autocorrect. The text said you seek a Guardian of the Succorless. 1.2857 0.04193 154 115 34 5
861 I beg your pardon,sire,but how do you expect them to perceive you when you insist on surrounding yourself with a bunch of pricks? 1.2857 0.04487 154 118 28 8
862 With all due respect, m'lord has been in prickly situations before. 1.2857 0.04391 154 117 30 7
863 The cactus throne just doesn't have the same ring to it sire. 1.2857 0.04580 154 119 26 9
864 Sire is coming offeth as somewhat inapproachable. 1.2857 0.04193 154 115 34 5
865 It isn't Birnam wood but it'll do. 1.2857 0.04391 154 117 30 7
866 You understand that you still need us to protect you? 1.2857 0.04391 154 117 30 7
867 The native plants are growing restless my lord. 1.2857 0.04391 154 117 30 7
868 Greta cut your defense budget? 1.2857 0.04580 154 119 26 9
869 I’m freaking hot. Aren’t you? 1.2857 0.04580 154 119 26 9
870 I'm not saying 'no', I just think a tweezers might also work. 1.2857 0.04487 154 118 28 8
871 Sir Gawain and the Green Plants That Live in Low to Moderate Light. 1.2857 0.04193 154 115 34 5
872 As you wish my succulency. 1.2857 0.04391 154 117 30 7
873 I said, “Bring me dessert not the desert!” 1.2857 0.04293 154 116 32 6
874 Your crown of thorns plant has arrived, Your Highness. 1.2857 0.04091 154 114 36 4
875 Might I suggest ferns for the interview ? 1.2857 0.04091 154 114 36 4
876 Well Dad. Some of you subjects say you have become a bit too prickly 1.2857 0.04293 154 116 32 6
877 Well, sir, if you ever need a tweezer...” 1.2857 0.04193 154 115 34 5
878 Your Majesty's excessive thirst may be easily explained. 1.2857 0.04487 154 118 28 8
879 No, no -- you're confusing weather with climate. 1.2857 0.04391 154 117 30 7
880 You've surrounded yourself with pricks, hangers-on, and vicious things that prey on the weak. So no change at all. 1.2857 0.04580 154 119 26 9
881 Who tonight's guest on Between Two Thorns? 1.2857 0.04487 154 118 28 8
882 I'm her to help you, your majesty. You are surrounded by pricks. 1.2857 0.04487 154 118 28 8
883 Game of thrones, not thorns.... 1.2857 0.03710 154 118 31 5
884 I see you brought back Burning Man memontos. 1.2857 0.04091 154 114 36 4
885 Your crowning was kind of short notice 1.2857 0.04293 154 116 32 6
886 No, I wouldn't describe you as prickly. 1.2857 0.04091 154 114 36 4
887 The retiree hordes are attacking from the north Sire. 1.2857 0.04391 154 117 30 7
888 The palace guards are on strike. 1.2857 0.04391 154 117 30 7
889 Henceforth, our defense department is going green. 1.2857 0.04487 154 118 28 8
890 I agree they're better for the environment, but disbanding the army is still a risky move for the economy. 1.2857 0.04487 154 118 28 8
891 Your majesty, I will never desert you. 1.2857 0.04293 154 116 32 6
892 There wasn't much left in the coffers for personal bodyguards. 1.2857 0.04091 154 114 36 4
893 I’m working on being more approachable 1.2857 0.04193 154 115 34 5
894 Are these not the 'exotic plants' you wanted? 1.2857 0.04091 154 114 36 4
895 I think I’ve found the perfect defense against streakers in my royal court! 1.2857 0.04391 154 117 30 7
896 Go forth, Sir Cacti, on your quest for the Holy Kale. 1.2857 0.04487 154 118 28 8
897 Game of Thorns, my Lord? 1.2857 0.04091 154 114 36 4
898 Sire, you do know we have swords for defense, right? 1.2857 0.03986 154 113 38 3
899 Sire, the enemy has breached our line of buckthorn-cholla. 1.2857 0.04580 154 119 26 9
900 Galifinakis has already done it, Sire... 1.2848 0.04587 158 123 25 10
901 I don't believe he meant prick as a term of endearment, sir. 1.2848 0.04407 158 121 29 8
902 As a king, you get used to spending your days surrounded by pricks. 1.2848 0.04587 158 123 25 10
903 We have successfully deserted the realm, my lord. 1.2848 0.04315 158 120 31 7
904 It appears you have won the Game of Thorns 1.2848 0.04407 158 121 29 8
905 Forgive me sire, but some things DO require your attention. 1.2848 0.04124 158 118 35 5
906 The New World is not what it was cracked up to be 1.2848 0.04025 158 117 37 4
907 Sire, are you sure you want to renew your cactus-of-the-month subscription? 1.2848 0.04498 158 122 27 9
908 I said bring me back some dessert, not something from the desert. 1.2848 0.04124 158 118 35 5
909 I guess your American relatives Are still here? 1.2848 0.04315 158 120 31 7
910 Not only do they offer better protection than you, they also really listen. 1.2848 0.04315 158 120 31 7
911 Well, it certainly cuts down on payroll. 1.2848 0.04587 158 123 25 10
912 We warned Your Highness that cannabis was a gateway plant. 1.2848 0.04407 158 121 29 8
913 So you're here for the game of thorns? 1.2848 0.04315 158 120 31 7
914 Your Majesty, it appears the court's decorator is still at large. 1.2848 0.04220 158 119 33 6
915 Of all your spin-off ideas, Game of Thorns might be your worst. 1.2848 0.04315 158 120 31 7
916 For optimal royal highness, I suggest adding cannabis." 1.2848 0.04407 158 121 29 8
917 Your Highness, I see my services are no longer needed--you are protected by pricks. 1.2848 0.04587 158 123 25 10
918 Your problem is to everyone, you’re King of Pricks. 1.2848 0.04407 158 121 29 8
919 I regret to report that the networks seem uninterested in Your Majesty's "Game of Thorns" idea. 1.2848 0.04315 158 120 31 7
920 I found out too late that I am sitting on a planter! 1.2848 0.04498 158 122 27 9
921 I'm sorry, Your Majesty, but 'between two ferns' was already taken. 1.2848 0.04075 158 120 32 6
922 You're 1,000 years ahead of your time." 1.2848 0.04315 158 120 31 7
923 Right away, your Succulency...er, Excellency. 1.2848 0.04220 158 119 33 6
924 I’m actually the gardener, Sire. 1.2848 0.04498 158 122 27 9
925 Your brother Midas called. He says to stop sending him plants. 1.2848 0.04268 158 122 28 8
926 Are these the heavily armed intruders you were talking about? 1.2848 0.04315 158 120 31 7
927 No sire, they're not calling your plants pricks" 1.2848 0.04498 158 122 27 9
928 I’m going Green. Thank you for your service. 1.2848 0.04498 158 122 27 9
929 Dad! Arthur told me he was assigned to shrubbery. Why am I still on succulents? 1.2848 0.04315 158 120 31 7
930 And, how was Your Majesty's vacation? 1.2848 0.04025 158 117 37 4
931 They were gifts... 1.2848 0.04315 158 120 31 7
932 I said succulent not supplicant! 1.2848 0.03923 158 121 31 6
933 I'm guessing you're in a prickly mood this morning Sire. 1.2848 0.04498 158 122 27 9
934 Sorry Father. It was just a little dry humor on my part. 1.2848 0.03923 158 116 39 3
935 I’m no longer in denial of global warming ! 1.2848 0.04498 158 122 27 9
936 I am going to slay the three headed dragon, your majesty, and I trust that you shall water the my plants. 1.2848 0.04407 158 121 29 8
937 It's game of thrones you idiot,not game of thorns. 1.2848 0.04407 158 121 29 8
938 As you wish Sire, the interior decorator shall be beheaded. 1.2848 0.04220 158 119 33 6
939 Good morrow, Your Succulency. 1.2848 0.04407 158 121 29 8
940 Your Highness, I've come to help you with your prickly situation. 1.2848 0.04025 158 117 37 4
941 Your Majesty, I thought you said desert, not dessert. 1.2848 0.04124 158 118 35 5
942 In a prickly mood today 1.2848 0.04315 158 120 31 7
943 Great.....So I can have the weekend off? 1.2848 0.04220 158 119 33 6
944 Your statement on climate change is truly majestic, Sire. 1.2848 0.04124 158 118 35 5
945 The Queen warned me you might get prickly. 1.2848 0.04315 158 120 31 7
946 Yes, I know I'm a prick. Does it show? 1.2848 0.04674 158 124 23 11
947 Sorry - they say the war is just for roses. 1.2848 0.04674 158 124 23 11
948 The wolfhounds were so 15th century. 1.2848 0.04220 158 119 33 6
949 But Sire, in Arizona, there are no dragons, only politicians. 1.2848 0.04407 158 121 29 8
950 I'm your new royal gardener. 1.2848 0.04315 158 120 31 7
951 The decorators instructions were supposed to read, "Dinner and DESSERT" to set the motif. 1.2848 0.04124 158 118 35 5
952 I'm sorry Your Majesty, but it appears the queen has deserted you. 1.2848 0.04498 158 122 27 9
953 You want me to slay the "desert dragon?" 1.2848 0.04220 158 119 33 6
954 It seems I misheard the people's wishes, your majesty. They want you to surround yourself with supplicants, not succulents. 1.2848 0.04407 158 121 29 8
955 These are part of our security budget cuts your Royal Highness. 1.2847 0.04794 144 112 23 9
956 Your Highness ,I pledge you my loyalty and that I will never over water. 1.2839 0.03964 155 114 38 3
957 You two seem oddly suited" as a winner for the last contest is ridiculous. Bad puns are NOT New Yorker Cartoon captions. They are what extraordinarily nerdy people find funny. Please stop it 1.2830 0.04732 159 126 21 12
958 Whats up succa ! 1.2829 0.04420 152 116 29 7
959 King Arthur, the cactus chastity belt for the Queen is in place. Sir Lancelot requires medical attention. 1.2829 0.04517 152 117 27 8
960 It's my Irony Throne. 1.2829 0.04320 152 115 31 6
961 It’s a stand in for her highness.’ 1.2829 0.04420 152 116 29 7
962 Lord of all that you survey, but that consists of a thousand miles of sand. 1.2829 0.04218 152 114 33 5
963 You feed your potted plants better than you feed your army, sire! 1.2829 0.04320 152 115 31 6
964 It appears that the royal gardener has ran off with the queen. 1.2829 0.04613 152 118 25 9
965 Yes Sire, quite formidable, though I believe even with the treasury at rock bottom, having actual guards would still be wiser. 1.2829 0.04420 152 116 29 7
966 Your first test, Sir Knight, involves succulents. 1.2829 0.04320 152 115 31 6
967 But Sire, I'm wearing the watering can. 1.2829 0.04613 152 118 25 9
968 This is just until we can afford actual guards 1.2829 0.04006 152 112 37 3
969 It’s what we call aversion therapy King Midas. 1.2829 0.04517 152 117 27 8
970 You're fired. I'm taking a more climate friendly approach to royal security. 1.2829 0.04113 152 113 35 4
971 The jester suggests garlands and a piñata. No balloons. 1.2829 0.04320 152 115 31 6
972 Well, there has been some talk about your being a bit prickly lately. 1.2829 0.04420 152 116 29 7
973 Okay: You're not a king, I'm not a Roman, and this stuff is peyote. 1.2829 0.04517 152 117 27 8
974 Winter is coming. 1.2821 0.04529 156 121 26 9
975 Remember: replacing the Jester with this conceptual piece by an up-and-coming artist was your idea, not mine. 1.2810 0.04679 153 120 23 10
976 I have a rather prickly situation, too, sire. 1.2808 0.04635 146 113 25 8
977 Sire, you DID instruct us to divert military funds to build a border wall, no? 1.2806 0.04793 139 108 23 8
978 I believe there is a good joke here Sire, shall I call upon the Court Jester? 1.2800 0.04646 150 117 24 9
979 I'd submit to his majesty that his grievance t'is not with the heat, but the humidity. 1.2800 0.04136 150 112 34 4
980 Nicely played, Sire. Complaints are down another 20% with the added poison ivy. 1.2800 0.04549 150 116 26 8
981 Your Highness wants us to seek the Holy Kale? 1.2800 0.04549 150 116 26 8
982 Sir, we're still working to capture the rainforests 1.2797 0.04258 143 107 32 4
983 The peasants suggest a return to tree hugging. 1.2792 0.04171 154 116 33 5
984 I think we can work together. 1.2792 0.04068 154 115 35 4
985 I've good news and bad: they come armed with pruning shears. 1.2770 0.04160 148 111 33 4
986 It's called game of Thrones, not Thorns, sire. 1.2770 0.04375 148 113 29 6
987 Cheaper, yes, but as effective? 1.2770 0.04375 148 113 29 6
988 The Princess my Lord? Succulent, if a bit prickly. 1.2770 0.04375 148 118 21 9
989 A Plant-agenet huh? 1.2770 0.04048 148 110 35 3
990 You’re taking too much advice by the pricks around you! 1.2770 0.04680 148 116 23 9
991 That's not what we meant by the Green New Deal. 1.2770 0.04375 148 113 29 6
992 Why do they say I'm so prickly? 1.2770 0.04580 148 115 25 8
993 Sir, apologies for the disturbance, but the queen's favourite cereus has gone missing. You wouldn't, perchance, be sitting upon it? 1.2770 0.04048 148 110 35 3
994 Maybe she'd prefer flowers next time. 1.2770 0.04479 148 114 27 7
995 So, you're the Green Knight? 1.2770 0.04375 148 113 29 6
996 I can slay them for you, but then you'll only be an Agenet. 1.2770 0.04375 148 113 29 6
997 Taco Bell called, they want their stuff back. 1.2763 0.04398 152 117 28 7
998 Sire, might I suggest peace lilies instead? 1.2759 0.04208 145 109 32 4
999 HomeGoods Sir? 1.2759 0.04429 145 111 28 6
1000 He knew the King expected a serious reply, but all he could say was "cactus and fly traps and ferns, oh my." 1.2759 0.04429 145 111 28 6
1001 It’s not thorns, Sire. It’s thrones...Game of Thrones. 1.2759 0.04320 145 110 30 5
1002 Sire, I regret to inform you that the network has canceled your 'Between Two Cacti' show. 1.2759 0.04208 145 109 32 4
1003 Your suspicions about the royal gardener were correct, Sire. He has run off with the Queen. 1.2759 0.04092 145 108 34 3
1004 One positive? Don't need watering 1.2759 0.04092 145 108 34 3
1005 The queen has a point. You are rather defensive these days. 1.2759 0.04429 145 111 28 6
1006 You're not really retired unless you actually move to Arizona. 1.2759 0.04429 145 111 28 6
1007 Sire, rest assured that now no one will ask you for anything. 1.2759 0.04092 145 108 34 3
1008 Your Grace, the King of the North has sent a ficus in lieu of taking the knee. 1.2759 0.04208 145 109 32 4
1009 Winter is coming, so we swapped out the houseplants. 1.2759 0.04320 145 110 30 5
1010 Maybe you should command the tides to come back in. 1.2759 0.04429 145 111 28 6
1011 Well, having the fiercest plants in all of Christendom is certainly a niche. 1.2759 0.04320 145 110 30 5
1012 Your spinoff, "Game of Thorns", has been rejected 1.2759 0.04320 145 110 30 5
1013 Succubus? No, sire, I'm certain the jester said succulents. 1.2759 0.04208 145 109 32 4
1014 You want a water breathing dragon? 1.2759 0.04320 145 110 30 5
1015 After abdicating the throne, the queen said to tell you its "cacti" not "cactuses" 1.2759 0.04429 145 111 28 6
1016 I think it's Game of Thrones, not thorns. 1.2759 0.04208 145 109 32 4
1017 I’ve come to water the plants, Your Majesty. 1.2759 0.04536 145 112 26 7
1018 The Queen thought you'd be amused by a Game of Thorns 1.2759 0.04641 145 113 24 8
1019 Sire, you're being sued by Zach Galifianakis. 1.2759 0.04536 145 112 26 7
1020 The Queen wants to know if you want prickly pears again for lunch. 1.2759 0.04092 145 108 34 3
1021 Our search for the holy guacamole has been in vain. 1.2759 0.04320 145 110 30 5
1022 Actually, Sire, it's Game of...never mind. 1.2759 0.04429 145 111 28 6
1023 Sir, are you sure this is what your advisors meant by having an 'untouchable' public reputation? 1.2759 0.03660 145 112 29 4
1024 IKEA was closed." 1.2759 0.04320 145 110 30 5
1025 The plants may not need much water, but this kingdom still needs your reign 1.2752 0.04453 149 115 27 7
1026 His Majesty did request a royal guard that is "impossible to kill." 1.2752 0.04553 149 116 25 8
1027 The plant-based thing is trendy, but….castle defense? 1.2752 0.03280 149 115 31 3
1028 Shall I presume his highness would like to forgo a hug today? 1.2752 0.04244 149 113 31 5
1029 Yes, Highness, I found the Holy Grail, but it hath not the required drainage holes. 1.2752 0.04453 149 115 27 7
1030 Global warming won’t be here for another five centuries, Your Highness. 1.2752 0.04553 149 116 25 8
1031 You're trending on Instagram, my liege. #RoyalSucculents 1.2752 0.03545 149 117 27 5
1032 So the rumors were true about deserting your throne. 1.2752 0.04349 149 114 29 6
1033 It really does tie the room together. 1.2752 0.04025 149 111 35 3
1034 Greetings, you're Succulence. 1.2752 0.04136 149 112 33 4
1035 I think I'm very approachable. 1.2752 0.04244 149 113 31 5
1036 I'm happy to see you no longer avoid prickly subjects. 1.2752 0.04244 149 113 31 5
1037 I think the wizard meant your "reign" will be short. 1.2752 0.04136 149 112 33 4
1038 The Southwest theme doesn’t play well with the Round Table. 1.2752 0.04136 149 112 33 4
1039 Are you certain the wizard said Game of Thorns? 1.2752 0.04025 149 111 35 3
1040 So King, you think it is hot? I'll trade you. 1.2752 0.04453 149 115 27 7
1041 Do you really require my services? It seems like you're surrounded by enough pricks as it is. 1.2752 0.04843 149 119 19 11
1042 I could tell from your tweets that you were feeling a bit prickly today. 1.2752 0.04453 149 115 27 7
1043 They don't make you look any less prickly, Sire. 1.2752 0.04136 149 112 33 4
1044 So how was Palm Springs? 1.2752 0.04244 149 113 31 5
1045 The plants are certainly a nice touch, your Majesty. But, I don't think this is exactly what Greta Thunberg meant by "going green." 1.2752 0.04453 149 115 27 7
1046 These plants will protect you sir, and best of all they need no care, water or payment. I've fired the entire staff. 1.2752 0.04349 149 114 29 6
1047 I know the Royal Treasury is low, but I don't think this is adequate protection. 1.2752 0.03348 149 118 26 5
1048 Ready to prune the cacti sire! 1.2752 0.04244 149 113 31 5
1049 Let‘s rethink your personal security system. 1.2752 0.04453 149 115 27 7
1050 Rebranding ‘Clash of the Cacti’ as ‘Wars of the Roses’ is smart, but it means we’ll have to redecorate. 1.2752 0.04652 149 117 23 9
1051 Apologies Your Majesty, but I meant plot plans. 1.2752 0.04652 149 117 23 9
1052 Lock the servant in the tower. I asked him to bring me dessert, not desert. 1.2752 0.04553 149 116 25 8
1053 Your unarmored subjects see you as unapproachable, Sire. 1.2752 0.04453 149 115 27 7
1054 Between Two Ferns it's not. 1.2752 0.04244 149 113 31 5
1055 Prickly Sire? No I have not heard that. 1.2752 0.04244 149 113 31 5
1056 So, Sire, this is Her Majesty's way of needling you. 1.2752 0.04244 149 113 31 5
1057 I just don't think gardening is the best use of my skills. 1.2752 0.04349 149 114 29 6
1058 So now you're Lord of the Stings? 1.2752 0.04553 149 116 25 8
1059 Sire, the weeds are revolting. 1.2752 0.04025 149 111 35 3
1060 So what's your point. 1.2752 0.04748 149 118 21 10
1061 Perhaps a shrubbery, sire?" 1.2752 0.04349 149 114 29 6
1062 A little prickly today are we, Sire? 1.2752 0.04553 149 116 25 8
1063 Dragon slaying or a lizard in the garage, I still need to charge you for the service call and one hour labor. 1.2752 0.04652 149 117 23 9
1064 Let's call it Game of Thorns! 1.2752 0.04136 149 112 33 4
1065 I see you're well protected while I go on my quest. 1.2752 0.04244 149 113 31 5
1066 If you like their landscaping, we can either conquer and pillage, or negotiate a trade agreement. 1.2752 0.04349 149 114 29 6
1067 Caryophyllales? I said we need to carry off their ladies! 1.2752 0.04553 149 116 25 8
1068 Call me by my full name... Kyle of the House of Pancakes, the Unpricked, Breaker of Laws, Father of Cacti, and rightful heir in this game of thorns. 1.2752 0.04652 149 117 23 9
1069 The royal decorator requests that you give it some time." 1.2752 0.03793 149 109 39 1
1070 Sir Beavertail, I ordered you to bring me all the suppliants, not the succulents! 1.2752 0.04349 149 114 29 6
1071 Welcome, Sir Knight, to The Game of Thorns 1.2752 0.04136 149 112 33 4
1072 Cactus? Never heard of em 1.2752 0.04349 149 114 29 6
1073 I don’t know, how about “game of thorns”. 1.2752 0.04136 149 112 33 4
1074 Sire, your breakfast burrito will be out shortly. 1.2752 0.04349 149 114 29 6
1075 The Queen is requesting you get more direct sunlight. 1.2752 0.04025 149 111 35 3
1076 YOUR MAJESTY! All of your enemies have perished behind the magnificent wall you have built." 1.2752 0.04652 149 117 23 9
1077 We have been able to locate the plant that you call snapdragon, and George has been able to tame it. 1.2752 0.04349 149 114 29 6
1078 For a small upcharge, you can substitute fauna. 1.2752 0.04244 149 113 31 5
1079 With that climate change, Poseidon’s kingdome isn’t what it used to be. 1.2752 0.04136 149 112 33 4
1080 Your subjects think you succulent. 1.2752 0.04136 149 117 25 7
1081 I see you're beginning to accept the people's nickname for you my lord. 1.2752 0.04136 149 112 33 4
1082 I'm disappointed it's over too, but I don't think "Game of Thorns" is going to catch on. 1.2752 0.04244 149 113 31 5
1083 Unfortunately, my lord, our moat was actually a mirage. 1.2752 0.04453 149 115 27 7
1084 It's official, Sire. You have won the Game of Thorns. 1.2752 0.04453 149 115 27 7
1085 As a King, you’re too prickly. 1.2752 0.04652 149 117 23 9
1086 King of Pain. I get it now. 1.2752 0.04025 149 116 27 6
1087 Ahh. An Arizona knight. 1.2740 0.04613 146 114 24 8
1088 Apres vous, le foliage. 1.2740 0.04183 146 110 32 4
1089 I’m not saying they are right, but your subjects are saying you are unapproachable. 1.2740 0.04403 146 112 28 6
1090 I knew I'd eventually lose my job to automation. 1.2734 0.04798 128 99 23 6
1091 Well, your majesty, they do think you're a bit prickly. 1.2733 0.04427 150 116 27 7
1092 I virtually stand at your side, your majesty. 1.2695 0.04256 141 107 30 4
1093 Well, yes, the queen was prickly too. 1.2695 0.04374 141 108 28 5
1094 No problem: Trump's wall workers had already dug them up. 1.2695 0.04708 141 111 22 8
1095 What a relief. They told me to watch out for the pricks. 1.2695 0.04374 141 108 28 5
1096 Winter is never coming 1.2695 0.04374 141 108 28 5
1097 No one likes a prick. 1.2695 0.04708 141 111 22 8
1098 The rumors of a threat to the throne are true. She is goes by the name 'Priscilla'. 1.2695 0.04488 141 109 26 6
1099 I know I said I needed new ‘supplicants,’ not ‘succulents. 1.2695 0.04135 141 106 32 3
1100 What is this: "Game of Thorns?" 1.2695 0.04135 141 106 32 3
1101 Granted, they're cheaper than concubines, Sire. 1.2695 0.04256 141 107 30 4
1102 No one will come in here, unless they have a suit like mine. 1.2695 0.03883 141 104 36 1
1103 You have a way with flowers, Your Majesty, 1.2695 0.04488 141 109 26 6
1104 Have you thought about ferns? 1.2695 0.04599 141 110 24 7
1105 There was, ahem, a miscommunication, Your Grace. 1.2695 0.04599 141 110 24 7
1106 Truly, the cacti maketh the room. 1.2692 0.04055 130 96 33 1
1107 Sire, I wish to join the Knights of the Questionable Shrubbery 1.2677 0.04534 127 97 26 4
1108 Centurion, fetch me a needle and some tweezers post haste! 1.2676 0.04571 142 111 24 7
1109 I said: "Get Spartacus, not get cactus" 1.2676 0.04784 142 113 20 9
1110 Alas, sire, I said king of the throne, not thorn. 1.2676 0.04679 142 112 22 8
1111 So, you are... The King of Thorns. 1.2676 0.04347 142 109 28 5
1112 He actually wore a crown of thorns,Sire. 1.2676 0.04347 142 109 28 5
1113 What happens to me if I don't give my opinion? 1.2676 0.04784 142 113 20 9
1114 You look rather sharp sire 1.2676 0.04111 142 107 32 3
1115 I see your points. 1.2676 0.04347 142 109 28 5
1116 I've become concerned that one of your advisors is a plant from outside the realm. 1.2676 0.04347 142 109 28 5
1117 How does it feel to sit on the thorn? 1.2676 0.04347 142 109 28 5
1118 News from the front, Your Succulency. Sprouts of the Deciduous Liege have been spotted! 1.2676 0.04571 142 111 24 7
1119 This reminds me: did you catch the Between Two Ferns movie on Netflix? Hilarious! 1.2676 0.04784 142 113 20 9
1120 Do you think people will be able to tell they are fake? 1.2676 0.04460 142 110 26 6
1121 Musketeers on vacation again? 1.2676 0.04460 142 110 26 6
1122 So you want to play the Game of Thorns? 1.2676 0.04289 142 111 25 6
1123 The message is certainly predatory, creepy and untouchable, but it may be too subtle to ward off Vikings. 1.2676 0.04571 142 111 24 7
1124 Sire, may I approach? 1.2676 0.03860 142 105 36 1
1125 Actually, your Majesty, it's the War of the Roses. 1.2676 0.03795 142 107 33 2
1126 Dammit Dave, it's 'Game of Thrones', not 'Game of Thorns' ... 1.2676 0.04230 142 108 30 4
1127 Your majesty it is my duty to tell you that you are surrounded by pricks 1.2676 0.04347 142 109 28 5
1128 May I prune, Sire? 1.2676 0.04230 142 108 30 4
1129 What happened to the ferns, sire? 1.2676 0.04347 142 109 28 5
1130 Your crown of thorns just arrived." 1.2676 0.04460 142 110 26 6
1131 Ohhhhh...Sire said dessert... 1.2667 0.04486 135 104 26 5
1132 The royal arborist thought you said 'game of thorns.' 1.2662 0.04401 139 107 27 5
1133 Thrones, your Majesty, not thorns. 1.2662 0.04632 139 109 23 7
1134 You need to increase your defence spending 1.2662 0.04401 139 107 27 5
1135 The peasants no longer oppose compulsory tree-hugging. 1.2662 0.04401 139 107 27 5
1136 I know it doesn't have the same ring as The Iron Throne, but this is a greener solution. 1.2662 0.04030 139 104 33 2
1137 Thou art truly a rose between two thorns your Royal Highness. 1.2662 0.04632 139 109 23 7
1138 The flying squirrels have retreated, m'lord. 1.2662 0.04518 139 108 25 6
1139 Sire, I hope you see the irony when I tell you the other knights are deserting. 1.2662 0.04281 139 106 29 4
1140 Sire! I am your new gardener ... Sir Hacks A Lot. 1.2662 0.04157 139 105 31 3
1141 Dad, you're taking this Burger King thing a little too far. 1.2662 0.04157 139 105 31 3
1142 I like what you've done with the palace. 1.2662 0.04632 139 109 23 7
1143 Your highness, when the people said 'get a spine' I don't think this is what they meant. 1.2662 0.04401 139 107 27 5
1144 Your Excellency is most gracious for looking after my plants during the crusade. 1.2662 0.04460 139 110 22 7
1145 I mix up flora and fauna, too. 1.2662 0.04157 139 105 31 3
1146 Thrones, Arthur, Thrones. Not THORNS 1.2662 0.04157 139 105 31 3
1147 I think drastically cutting our defense budget is a mistake, Your Majesty. 1.2662 0.04401 139 107 27 5
1148 Long live the arid-ocracy. 1.2662 0.04401 139 107 27 5
1149 You’re such a prick, my lord. 1.2662 0.04281 139 106 29 4
1150 It’s not really a bed of roses.. as you might think , son!! 1.2662 0.04632 139 109 23 7
1151 I was sent here to protect you due to your thorny situation. 1.2662 0.04518 139 108 25 6
1152 The Royal Decorator is becoming a real thorn in my side. 1.2662 0.04743 139 110 21 8
1153 I said you need a guard in here, not a garden here. 1.2662 0.04743 139 110 21 8
1154 We await your command, Your Succulence. 1.2662 0.04401 139 107 27 5
1155 So . . . ‘Game of Thorns’, is it? 1.2662 0.04401 139 107 27 5
1156 As the royal gardener I welcome the challenge. 1.2662 0.04281 139 106 29 4
1157 Who died and left you King of Arizona? 1.2662 0.04743 139 110 21 8
1158 I am now prepared to do gardening sire! 1.2662 0.04281 139 106 29 4
1159 Im sure the Queen referenced the plants when she said "Prick" 1.2662 0.04518 139 108 25 6
1160 Galifianakis is right; the ferns are funnier. 1.2662 0.04401 139 107 27 5
1161 My Lord, the knights think you a prick for all thy noble cacti. 1.2662 0.04632 139 109 23 7
1162 Your Highness, I think I misunderstood your command for some 'succulent accompaniment.' 1.2662 0.04401 139 107 27 5
1163 In their country, sire, these are rarer than gold. 1.2662 0.04401 139 107 27 5
1164 I believe it’s “cacti,” Your Majesty. 1.2662 0.03831 139 105 32 2
1165 Drain the royal swamp I shall, your Highness, but I am loath to tend the royal shrubbery. 1.2662 0.04281 139 106 29 4
1166 Welcome to the Game of Thorns. 1.2662 0.04518 139 108 25 6
1167 Mr. President I’m the one left. I can’t protect your front and back at the same time 1.2662 0.04281 139 106 29 4
1168 Are you sure you want All the guards replaced, sir? 1.2662 0.04401 139 107 27 5
1169 Clearly, all your human support has deserted you, sire. 1.2662 0.04219 139 108 26 5
1170 Your Highness, the kingdom has gone to pot. 1.2662 0.04281 139 106 29 4
1171 No, they're not exactly the killer robots you asked for, Sire. But it's pretty good for twelfth century technology. 1.2662 0.04281 139 106 29 4
1172 Yes Sire, I’m sure the queen will be impressed. 1.2662 0.04281 139 106 29 4
1173 Sire, I have reason to believe that there is a plant in your audience. 1.2662 0.04281 139 106 29 4
1174 Prune your cacti? How about I go back into battle instead. 1.2662 0.04632 139 109 23 7
1175 Your Majesty, once again, the moat is dry. 1.2662 0.04157 139 105 31 3
1176 Well, I was hoping to win a beautiful princess, but I guess I'll take the fern. 1.2662 0.04401 139 107 27 5
1177 Polls show only 55% of subjects want you to sit on it and swivel - the rest are for embracing and denying. 1.2662 0.04030 139 104 33 2
1178 Should I ask for an increase in our defense budget? 1.2662 0.04518 139 108 25 6
1179 Your Majesty, may I recommend the addition of poison ivy? 1.2662 0.04157 139 105 31 3
1180 Sorry sire! Your crown of thorns is back-ordered 1.2662 0.04094 139 107 28 4
1181 Sire, they're offering a horse for your kingdom. I'm thinking it's not such a bad deal! 1.2662 0.04030 139 104 33 2
1182 Sire, did you confuse sycophants with succulents? 1.2662 0.04281 139 106 29 4
1183 Gobi-Wan Kenobi at your service, sire. 1.2662 0.04401 139 107 27 5
1184 Netflix isn't interested in the Game of Thorns. 1.2662 0.04743 139 110 21 8
1185 Mark well thy hand, lest thou overwater. 1.2662 0.04401 139 107 27 5
1186 They say the greenhouse should be finished by Wednesday, Your Highness 1.2662 0.04030 139 104 33 2
1187 Mr. President, the troops are having trouble building the wall in these metal suits! 1.2662 0.04518 139 108 25 6
1188 Supplicants? I thought you demanded succulents. 1.2662 0.04401 139 107 27 5
1189 Thrones sir, not thorns 1.2662 0.03898 139 103 35 1
1190 The cactus lance? Well...the feedback hasn’t been great. 1.2662 0.04401 139 107 27 5
1191 No sire, I’m not messing with your majesty. The plural is cacti. 1.2657 0.04433 143 111 26 6
1192 CACTUS!? Dude, weren't they told that for this scene the director said we need more PRACTICE? 1.2657 0.04086 143 108 32 3
1193 It was a prickly issue, but they get the point Sire. 1.2643 0.04132 140 106 31 3
1194 No, sire, I had no idea our garden gnome was from Albuquerque. 1.2643 0.04602 140 110 23 7
1195 Beg pardon your Grace, but I do believe it's game of THRONES... not, um... thorns. 1.2643 0.04713 140 111 21 8
1196 Your loyal subjects are right. The problem is you surround yourself with pricks that don't do anything. 1.2643 0.04602 140 110 23 7
1197 Game of Thrones was copyrighted, so we went with Thorns instead. 1.2643 0.04602 140 110 23 7
1198 Do you really think this an adequate substitute for the sharks in the mote that died off? 1.2643 0.04489 140 109 25 6
1199 My lord, did you ask me to armor up for this? 1.2643 0.04373 140 108 27 5
1200 Kind of explains why you've been so prickly lately. 1.2643 0.04373 140 108 27 5
1201 the desert palace called... 1.2643 0.04713 140 111 21 8
1202 Do not trust me, my lord. Under my care, they will surely die. 1.2643 0.04132 140 106 31 3
1203 No, you cannot do that. You are merely a king, not the president. 1.2643 0.04546 140 112 20 8
1204 We placed your decorator in the pillory as ordered, your majesty 1.2643 0.04602 140 110 23 7
1205 Another thorny Problem! 1.2643 0.04489 140 109 25 6
1206 I'm the royal gardener, your majesty. 1.2643 0.04254 140 107 29 4
1207 Between two cacti doesn’t resonate with the peasants, your highness”. 1.2643 0.04254 140 107 29 4
1208 With a waning treasury and continuous theft, we have had to take some measures. 1.2643 0.03454 140 106 33 1
1209 Forgive me sire, for I knew not which prick to address. 1.2643 0.04602 140 110 23 7
1210 Defense cuts finally hit the Royal Guard, sir. 1.2643 0.04132 140 106 31 3
1211 The people have said you have no spine. I can see that they were wrong. 1.2643 0.04373 140 108 27 5
1212 Compared to this, a lot of your other obsessions seem pretty pointless. 1.2643 0.04132 140 106 31 3
1213 No, Sire, not that Phoenix. 1.2624 0.04228 141 108 29 4
1214 Princely or Prickly? 1.2624 0.04346 141 109 27 5
1215 Your guards are still on strike? 1.2624 0.04895 141 114 17 10
1216 I agree, this is a very prickly situation. 1.2624 0.04346 141 109 27 5
1217 You can be replaced, you know. 1.2619 0.04243 126 95 29 2
1218 ‘Feeling a bit prickly, are we, sir?’ 1.2612 0.04846 134 107 19 8
1219 You’ve become too weird to die for. 1.2612 0.04359 134 103 27 4
1220 It's no use trying to needle me, sire. 1.2612 0.04359 134 103 27 4
1221 I said I wanted to be the DESSERT king, see what you can do about this! 1.2612 0.04486 134 104 25 5
1222 Right, right. Your kingdom for a ficus. 1.2612 0.04609 134 105 23 6
1223 Could you bring me something coniferous this time? 1.2612 0.04609 134 105 23 6
1224 Lancelot is dead. Dehydration. 1.2612 0.04359 134 103 27 4
1225 Long may you rain. 1.2612 0.03954 134 100 33 1
1226 Two more cacti and I'm out of job. 1.2612 0.04729 134 106 21 7
1227 All hail the king in the Southwest! 1.2612 0.04609 134 105 23 6
1228 I told you to bring me the “finest dessert in the land”! 1.2612 0.04609 134 105 23 6
1229 The armies from the Ivy Kingdom have easily scaled our walls. 1.2612 0.04609 134 105 23 6
1230 My Lord, the prickly pears have arrived. 1.2612 0.04228 134 102 29 3
1231 Feeling a little prickly today, are we? 1.2612 0.04729 134 106 21 7
1232 We are seriously overdressed, your Lordship. 1.2612 0.04359 134 103 27 4
1233 Is it cactuses or cacti, your Majesty? 1.2612 0.04359 134 103 27 4
1234 I've found that aloe helps with armor chafing. 1.2612 0.04359 134 103 27 4
1235 Sire are you aware that this decor accentuates your prickly demeanor? 1.2612 0.04359 134 103 27 4
1236 Encouragement to stop accidentally turning all the houseplants to gold sire? 1.2612 0.04093 134 101 31 2
1237 The Kingdom of Phoenix is secure, your highness. 1.2612 0.04359 134 103 27 4
1238 Your Majesty, you look rather sharp today. 1.2612 0.04228 134 102 29 3
1239 Henry Plantagent, I presume? 1.2612 0.04359 134 103 27 4
1240 Those, Sire, will not provide an effective defense against impeachment. 1.2612 0.04359 134 103 27 4
1241 Since you can no longer afford knights for your protection sire, we procured a selection of carnivorous and other menacing plants. 1.2612 0.04359 134 103 27 4
1242 Sire, the millennials are coming for your succulents. 1.2612 0.04359 134 103 27 4
1243 Your advisers have been a thorn in my side for years." 1.2612 0.04609 134 105 23 6
1244 Your majesty must be careful to mind the pricks that surround you. 1.2612 0.04729 134 106 21 7
1245 Wouldn't it be easier if your highness just tweeted the royal climate change prediction? 1.2612 0.04486 134 104 25 5
1246 Full many a flower is born to blush unseen and waste its sweetness on the desert air. 1.2612 0.04359 134 103 27 4
1247 Sorry sire, I'm really more of a bromeliad guy. 1.2612 0.04486 134 104 25 5
1248 Sorry, but you're still not as scary as Voldemort... 1.2612 0.04486 134 104 25 5
1249 You beckoned, Your Succulency? 1.2612 0.04729 134 106 21 7
1250 I miss the frond-wavers. 1.2612 0.04846 134 107 19 8
1251 I'm pretty sure it's not "Game of Thorns". 1.2612 0.04486 134 104 25 5
1252 No sir, I don't think the flytrap was overkill. And may I also say you're handling the breakup quite well. 1.2612 0.04486 134 104 25 5
1253 It has been a great honor to defend our kingdom of pricks. 1.2612 0.04359 134 103 27 4
1254 Thrones. Not Thorns. 1.2612 0.04359 134 103 27 4
1255 Right, it did say Game of THORNS on the audition notice, but I thought it was just a typo 1.2612 0.04729 134 106 21 7
1256 Sire, a simple pink slip would have been enough. 1.2612 0.04359 134 103 27 4
1257 No, my Lord. The OTHER kind of prick 1.2612 0.04359 134 103 27 4
1258 I’m here to replace the thousand small pricks 1.2612 0.04486 134 104 25 5
1259 All I'm saying is that someone put poison ivy in my armour. 1.2612 0.04486 134 104 25 5
1260 The Royal Optimetrist is here to see you & your new bodyguards. 1.2612 0.04359 134 103 27 4
1261 I'm not the thorn in your side! 1.2612 0.04228 134 107 21 6
1262 Inconceivable, but true, my king; your subjects describe your throne room as threatening, intimidating, and verdant 1.2612 0.04359 134 103 27 4
1263 They are a gift from the Queen of Snapdragons flower shop 1.2612 0.04486 134 104 25 5
1264 Midas had it easy. 1.2612 0.04609 134 105 23 6
1265 The armor is not really appropriate for this climate. 1.2612 0.04609 134 105 23 6
1266 Not to be another thorn on your side,Sire,but we're running low on water. 1.2612 0.04609 134 105 23 6
1267 Me and the guys were wondering if we could get a drink of water. 1.2612 0.04486 134 104 25 5
1268 They’re from Urban Outfitters. 1.2612 0.04486 134 104 25 5
1269 The Queen advises that she desires to be pricked by something other than your plants. 1.2612 0.04486 134 104 25 5
1270 I'm sorry, your highness, but it's due to global warming 1.2612 0.04359 134 103 27 4
1271 Sire, your death-by-a-thousand-cuts policy has been difficult to implement. 1.2612 0.04093 134 101 31 2
1272 Lance, we’re going with clear holiday lights this year. 1.2612 0.04486 134 104 25 5
1273 I dunno your majesty, the beard, the succulents... you can't be surprised they call you the Hipster King 1.2612 0.03882 134 102 30 2
1274 They're here for your plans, sire, not your plants. 1.2612 0.04729 134 106 21 7
1275 And they could also be useful when the moats dry out. 1.2612 0.04093 134 101 31 2
1276 Unfortunately the Interior Designer thought you wanted a Game Of Thorns theme. 1.2612 0.04228 134 102 29 3
1277 No one said YOU were prickly! 1.2612 0.04486 134 104 25 5
1278 Donald Trump I presume. 1.2612 0.04486 134 104 25 5
1279 Saguaro, so good, sire? 1.2612 0.04359 134 103 27 4
1280 The palace guards are back from vacation, Sire. 1.2612 0.04486 134 104 25 5
1281 Sorry...I don't work for pricks. 1.2612 0.04486 134 104 25 5
1282 This week's Throne Room theme is southwestern USA. 1.2612 0.04609 134 105 23 6
1283 But ye said bring ye plants that match ye personality. 1.2612 0.04486 134 104 25 5
1284 You want me to clock out? 1.2612 0.03165 134 105 27 2
1285 Your majesty, may I say you have a very dry sense of humor? 1.2612 0.04228 134 102 29 3
1286 I think I know why the Queen wants separate bedrooms. 1.2612 0.04228 134 102 29 3
1287 My Liege, I prefer not to be dubbed 'Sir Saguaro'. 1.2612 0.04729 134 106 21 7
1288 Of course I look familiar. I'm your gardener. 1.2612 0.04486 134 104 25 5
1289 Your Grace, we've intercepted enemy vines. Shall I ready the shears? 1.2612 0.04228 134 102 29 3
1290 Those can't replace me just because they stand straight and hold sharp things. 1.2612 0.04609 134 105 23 6
1291 Maybe they can protect you; but can they joust? 1.2612 0.04609 134 105 23 6
1292 With the blood of thine enemies I shall water thy cactuses. 1.2612 0.04359 134 103 27 4
1293 As the royal gardener, I never thought this suit would come in so handy 1.2612 0.04359 134 103 27 4
1294 His Majesty, your conservation efforts are applauded throughout the land. Just sayin'... 1.2612 0.03581 134 105 26 3
1295 Feeling a tad prickly, my liege? 1.2612 0.04609 134 105 23 6
1296 Thank goodness they got the THRONE right. 1.2612 0.04359 134 103 27 4
1297 Your Crusade against leafy greens and the Deciduous Realm is a success, my Liege. 1.2612 0.04228 134 102 29 3
1298 I didn’t imagine this when they told me court was full of pricks. 1.2612 0.04729 134 106 21 7
1299 Yes. True, my lord. But I’ll stick with the sword. 1.2612 0.04486 134 104 25 5
1300 Sir, they already do an internet show like this. 1.2609 0.04400 138 107 26 5
1301 Cacti, actually, your majesty 1.2609 0.04279 138 106 28 4
1302 I can see that you have no need for my services. 1.2609 0.04153 138 105 30 3
1303 You don't have to be a prick. 1.2606 0.04654 142 113 21 8
1304 M’Lord. The Queen said she is busy again. 1.2606 0.04545 142 112 23 7
1305 There was a nicer vibe in here with the leafy greens, sire. 1.2593 0.04456 135 105 25 5
1306 Yes your majesty - a quest ... for the Holy Kale. 1.2593 0.04698 135 107 21 7
1307 Sir, this is not what they mean by a green initiative. 1.2593 0.04331 135 104 27 4
1308 If you're a king that sees a knight with a sword, the mescaline cactus is working. 1.2593 0.04331 135 104 27 4
1309 What bard will ever sing of my quest for a night blooming cereus ? 1.2593 0.04698 135 107 21 7
1310 Your job, might I remind you, is to handle prickly situations. 1.2593 0.04698 135 107 21 7
1311 You can call it "going green" but we both know it's about cutting payroll. 1.2593 0.04331 135 104 27 4
1312 We were unable to find you a shrubbery. 1.2593 0.04579 135 106 23 6
1313 I think your enemies will get the point." 1.2593 0.04331 135 104 27 4
1314 I see the Queen has been redecorating this week. 1.2593 0.03929 135 101 33 1
1315 It’s just that your subjects think you come off a bit prickly 1.2576 0.04884 132 106 18 8
1316 Me thought you said "desert" options. 1.2576 0.04251 132 101 28 3
1317 There's no need to be so prickly, milord. 1.2576 0.04251 132 101 28 3
1318 Build what wall? 1.2576 0.04385 132 102 26 4
1319 I'm here to water the plants! 1.2576 0.04764 132 105 20 7
1320 The Queen wants all your spades. 1.2576 0.04641 132 104 22 6
1321 You fool I wanted higher Taxes, not this, 1.2576 0.04251 132 101 28 3
1322 And I say, Sire, that cacti do not migrate. 1.2576 0.04641 132 104 22 6
1323 So then I tell my agent ‘Thrones, you idiot, not Thornes’ 1.2576 0.04515 132 103 24 5
1324 Not bad, sire, but we propose a more active and robust security force. 1.2576 0.04251 132 101 28 3
1325 I apologize, your Highness. Spelling has never been an attribute of mine. 1.2576 0.04764 132 105 20 7
1326 Heh, so as you can see...now I find myself in quite a prickly situation. 1.2576 0.04515 132 103 24 5
1327 She can’t make it. She says she is still healing from her last visit. 1.2576 0.04385 132 102 26 4
1328 I heard you'd be a royal prick. 1.2576 0.04764 132 105 20 7
1329 Yes, I see, 'Your Succulance' 1.2576 0.04515 132 103 24 5
1330 Truly Sire, this really is Sherwood Forest. Climate change is the culprit. 1.2576 0.04641 132 104 22 6
1331 You say this is where, "The Game Of Thorns" ends. 1.2576 0.04515 132 103 24 5
1332 Which plants do you want subdued? 1.2576 0.04764 132 105 20 7
1333 The succulents still need to be watered, my liege. 1.2576 0.04515 132 103 24 5
1334 Is this where I sign up for the Game of Thorns? 1.2576 0.04385 132 102 26 4
1335 Your highness, the Queen asks if you're still feeling prickly. 1.2576 0.04251 132 101 28 3
1336 It’s just a uniform my lord, we all think you’re quite approachable. 1.2576 0.04515 132 103 24 5
1337 Ah, so that’s what they meant when they told me to expect a prick. 1.2576 0.04764 132 105 20 7
1338 Oh, I was expecting a CROWN of thorns... 1.2576 0.04764 132 105 20 7
1339 Forgive me your majesty, but the knights feel you have deserted them. 1.2576 0.04385 132 102 26 4
1340 Mom said you needed a hug today 1.2576 0.04641 132 104 22 6
1341 I wear my personality--you inhabit yours. 1.2576 0.04112 132 100 30 2
1342 Next time, My Lord, I'm heading to the mountains, and I'll bring you back a case of Coors Light. 1.2576 0.04515 132 103 24 5
1343 Being the King of the Pricks is nothing to be proud of. 1.2576 0.04764 132 105 20 7
1344 Fine–keep your plants to yourself. 1.2576 0.04641 132 104 22 6
1345 Game of Thorns: Season One 1.2576 0.04385 132 102 26 4
1346 I thought they would make you appear less prickly, Your Highness. 1.2576 0.04764 132 105 20 7
1347 Me thinks you have a prickly disposition, my Lord. 1.2576 0.04385 132 102 26 4
1348 Sire, it’s a messenger from ‘Between Two Ferns’ bearing a cease and desist scroll. 1.2576 0.04251 132 101 28 3
1349 It will go down in history as the "War of the Succulents" 1.2560 0.04385 125 96 26 3
1350 Maybe you could explain what ambience you are going for. 1.2560 0.04080 125 94 30 1
1351 I have summoned the Gila Monsters. 1.2520 0.04178 127 97 28 2
1352 I don’t care if you’re the only eight-year-old with a beard, Ricky, it’s my turn to play king. 1.2520 0.04739 127 101 20 6
1353 The castle looks desert-ed. 1.2520 0.04325 127 98 26 3
1354 Make me a prince and my suit is yours " 1.2520 0.04325 127 98 26 3
1355 Game of Thorns 1.2520 0.04325 127 98 26 3
1356 When you said you wanted to encourage pot use, this wasn't what your subjects had in mind. 1.2520 0.04467 127 99 24 4
1357 Sire, you're known by the company you keep. 1.2520 0.04467 127 99 24 4
1358 Greetings Sir Plants-a-lot. 1.2520 0.04325 127 98 26 3
1359 Simple. Succulents don’t stage coups. 1.2520 0.04467 127 99 24 4
1360 I think it's a brilliant way to make climate change work for us, sire. 1.2520 0.04869 127 102 18 7
1361 Sire,we have conquered the neighboring kingdom,but they haven't invented tweezers yet either. I'm sorry. 1.2520 0.04325 127 98 26 3
1362 Your Highness, we have a lizard problem. 1.2520 0.04467 127 99 24 4
1363 Good to see you again, Dad. I see you're still a stickler for punishment! 1.2520 0.04467 127 99 24 4
1364 Welcome news, Majesty. The people love your fairy tales of eternal economic growth. 1.2520 0.04605 127 100 22 5
1365 Sire, I’ll tell them that your tolerance extends only to drought 1.2520 0.04467 127 99 24 4
1366 I said sycophants, not succulents! 1.2520 0.03948 127 98 27 2
1367 Sire, dost thou supplant us? 1.2520 0.04178 127 97 28 2
1368 My lord , do you need me to get your Crown that matches the plants? 1.2520 0.04178 127 97 28 2
1369 You misunderstood, Sure. I said game of thrones. 1.2520 0.04739 127 101 20 6
1370 Your closest allies have deserted you. 1.2520 0.04467 127 99 24 4
1371 Yes, we all love Between Two Ferns, but I think you're missing the point. 1.2520 0.04605 127 100 22 5
1372 The royal landscaper at your service, my King. 1.2520 0.04605 127 100 22 5
1373 I see word has traveled of our victory in the Southwest. 1.2520 0.04605 127 100 22 5
1374 Sir Bleeds-a-lot requested a change of venue. Sir Faints-a-lot seconded the motion. 1.2520 0.04605 127 100 22 5
1375 Bad news Sire, we suspect your new Queen is merely a plant 1.2520 0.04605 127 100 22 5
1376 Thy queen speakith, she doth think thee a real prick. 1.2520 0.04739 127 101 20 6
1377 We are not amused, Sir Succulent. 1.2520 0.04739 127 101 20 6
1378 The Knights of Arizona at your service! 1.2520 0.04739 127 101 20 6
1379 If it please my Lord, we have xeriscaped our foes. 1.2520 0.04325 127 98 26 3
1380 Your Highness, the Queen findeth thou too thorny and a bit of a prick... 1.2520 0.04869 127 102 18 7
1381 My services are no longer required? 1.2520 0.04467 127 99 24 4
1382 I, too, thought plants would soften your highness's image. 1.2520 0.04739 127 101 20 6
1383 Your new cabinet needs water Sire. 1.2520 0.04467 127 99 24 4
1384 Fleeing a little prickly today my liege? 1.2520 0.04325 127 98 26 3
1385 If only you had two ferns, it would be perfect. 1.2520 0.04605 127 100 22 5
1386 Someday, son, you'll be the King of Arizona. Meanwhile, seek shade. 1.2520 0.04605 127 100 22 5
1387 They certainly match your personality m'lord...please don't exile me. 1.2520 0.04605 127 100 22 5
1388 Game Of Thorns - Season Finale 1.2520 0.04605 127 100 22 5
1389 So it’s game of thorns eh? 1.2520 0.04605 127 100 22 5
1390 Tactics? I'm sorry, my liege, I miss understood. 1.2520 0.04325 127 98 26 3
1391 I don't think "Between Two Pricks" will cut it. 1.2520 0.04739 127 101 20 6
1392 And Donald Trump calls me nuts. 1.2520 0.04467 127 99 24 4
1393 Bad news, sire. The aphids are massing outside the gates> 1.2520 0.04325 127 98 26 3
1394 I bring tidings from my liege lord to the King of the Southwest 1.2520 0.04739 127 101 20 6
1395 The gardener said they would make you seem more approachable 1.2520 0.04467 127 99 24 4
1396 I'm wearing this because last time I moved your plants I was nettled. I also had cactus wounds and I really don't trust your flytrap. 1.2520 0.04739 127 101 20 6
1397 Sire, you clearly said 'Show some spine' 1.2520 0.04739 127 101 20 6
1398 All I'm saying is maybe move your throne into the sun. 1.2520 0.04467 127 99 24 4
1399 So I guess that is your comfort Cactus. 1.2520 0.04178 127 97 28 2
1400 Sire, I beg your forgiveness, I thought you said bring me succulents, not sustenance. 1.2520 0.04605 127 100 22 5
1401 You're looking sharp, Sir. 1.2520 0.04178 127 97 28 2
1402 ‘Well, the public relations team thought it would make you seem less prickly.’ 1.2520 0.04325 127 98 26 3
1403 Excuse me, sire, but the show is called Game of Thrones, not Game of Thorns. 1.2520 0.04537 127 102 19 6
1404 But Sire, whilst you may have overheard me mention “succulent,” I was definitely not speaking of Lady Guenevere 1.2520 0.04325 127 98 26 3
1405 I thought you said heir to the thorn. 1.2520 0.04605 127 100 22 5
1406 The rioters outside want a selfie with you sitting on the Royal Cacti. 1.2520 0.04467 127 99 24 4
1407 I asked for dessert and you guys brought me the desert. 1.2520 0.04605 127 100 22 5
1408 I will protect the realm and slay any who so watereth more than once a week. 1.2520 0.04467 127 99 24 4
1409 No. They’re calling you tyrannical, not botanical 1.2520 0.04467 127 99 24 4
1410 The enemy fired more tumbleweed toward us, sir. 1.2520 0.04467 127 99 24 4
1411 You're known all over the land as prickly. 1.2520 0.04605 127 100 22 5
1412 Whatsa matter? Cac tus your tongue? 1.2520 0.04537 127 102 19 6
1413 But Sire, it's a dry heat. 1.2520 0.04605 127 100 22 5
1414 Your Majesty, we still can’t find the watering can. 1.2520 0.04325 127 98 26 3
1415 Your Highness, when I suggested that you grow a few, that's not what I meant. 1.2520 0.04467 127 99 24 4
1416 Sire, when I said we need a protective border I was not thinking low growing perennials, but we can see how it works out. 1.2520 0.04467 127 99 24 4
1417 It's a LITTLE intimidating, I guess. 1.2520 0.04026 127 96 30 1
1418 Clearly, nobody would dare accuse Your Majesty of being a tree hugger. 1.2520 0.04467 127 99 24 4
1419 Sure Your Highness, we can invade Tuscon again. 1.2520 0.04605 127 100 22 5
1420 Sire, the hedges have fallen! 1.2520 0.04605 127 100 22 5
1421 Yes, it does appear that I am a stranger in a strange land. 1.2520 0.04605 127 100 22 5
1422 Your highness, the governor of Arizona demands the return of his saguaros posthaste lest it be checkmate for you. 1.2520 0.04252 127 100 23 4
1423 You said, 'Have my dessert ready'? My bad. 1.2520 0.04467 127 99 24 4
1424 I see the Queen has deserted you yet again, Sire. 1.2500 0.04069 124 94 29 1
1425 Didn't expect me to bring a suit, did you? 1.2500 0.04296 128 99 26 3
1426 Sire, I believe it is time for us to leave burning man. 1.2500 0.04437 128 100 24 4
1427 The royal cook reports tonight's feast will feature some of your favorites, sire: grilled hedgehog, sauteed sea urchin, and prickly pear sorbet, all served with spiked mead. 1.2500 0.04150 128 98 28 2
1428 Happy birthday, you old prick. 1.2500 0.04706 128 102 20 6
1429 Touché, or not touché, that is the question. 1.2500 0.04573 128 101 22 5
1430 I’m ready for bed now dear. 1.2500 0.04526 124 97 23 4
1431 Yeah my vorpal blade went snicker-snack, but what I really need are some vorpal hedge trimmers. 1.2500 0.04437 128 100 24 4
1432 The environment is the holy grail. 1.2500 0.04526 124 97 23 4
1433 If you have more plants, it might help your approval rating among millennials. 1.2500 0.04296 128 99 26 3
1434 Wait until you see the dungeon. 1.2500 0.04706 128 102 20 6
1435 I'm sorry sir, but you beheaded all of the other guards." 1.2500 0.04227 124 95 27 2
1436 You said to send in the supplicants? 1.2500 0.04437 128 100 24 4
1437 A crown. Thorns. Lemme guess. King of that Wandering Jew? 1.2500 0.04437 128 100 24 4
1438 Would your majesty have preferred the Midas touch? 1.2500 0.04437 128 100 24 4
1439 Sir, I'm happy to report that all ferns and orchids have been destroyed. 1.2500 0.04227 124 95 27 2
1440 I’m sorry your Majesty , I could have sworn you said ‘drought’ not ‘gout’. 1.2500 0.04437 128 100 24 4
1441 I'm afraid your botany hasn't made you appear more approachable. 1.2480 0.04198 125 96 27 2
1442 Well, fuck you too!" 1.2480 0.04773 125 100 19 6
1443 It's raining, sire. I think we can refill the moat now. 1.2480 0.04198 125 96 27 2
1444 The cacti will discourage your excessive use of the royal touch. 1.2480 0.04495 125 98 23 4
1445 Shall I summon Merlin, sire? 1.2480 0.04349 125 97 25 3
1446 No your majesty, they wouldn't dare call you spineless again. 1.2480 0.04636 125 99 21 5
1447 I can't tell if I wet my pants or it's just all the sweat. 1.2480 0.04495 125 98 23 4
1448 The locust are coming. 1.2480 0.04198 125 96 27 2
1449 Kill the gardener? 1.2480 0.04349 125 97 25 3
1450 We know you're lonely, but the commoners report they, too, need armor to approach you. 1.2480 0.04495 125 98 23 4
1451 Sir. What’s your point? 1.2480 0.04349 125 97 25 3
1452 I'm guessing the secret service has gone "green" or you really pissed off the Queen. 1.2480 0.04495 125 98 23 4
1453 All Gardeners dress like this. 1.2480 0.04773 125 100 19 6
1454 Sir, it’s King of the Castle, not King of the Cactus. 1.2480 0.04495 125 98 23 4
1455 I agree your Highness - it creates a mystical ambience. 1.2480 0.04041 125 95 29 1
1456 I think calling us Deserters might give the wrong impression. 1.2480 0.04773 125 100 19 6
1457 Of course your majesty. A man's home is his cacti. 1.2480 0.04349 125 97 25 3
1458 Acclimatizing before mounting your assault on Trump's wall, Sire? 1.2480 0.04495 125 98 23 4
1459 Plants with defense mechanisms can't replace guards. 1.2480 0.04349 125 97 25 3
1460 My Lord, it seems Sir Zach Galifianakis has already laid claim to a similar concept. 1.2460 0.04319 126 98 25 3
1461 Wasn't it a crown of thorns? 1.2460 0.04871 126 102 17 7
1462 'Between Two Cacti' just doesn't have the same ring to it. 1.2460 0.04739 126 101 19 6
1463 I know not of this Pyracantha you seek. 1.2460 0.04603 126 100 21 5
1464 Talk about approach avoidance conflicts... 1.2460 0.04014 126 96 29 1
1465 Sire, the global warmists have arrived. Off with their heads? 1.2460 0.04319 126 98 25 3
1466 Your Majesty, the word throughout the kingdom is that your relationship with the Queen has grown quite...prickly. 1.2460 0.04603 126 100 21 5
1467 Now that we’ve conquered Cacti, what do you think about going after the Ivy’s? 1.2460 0.04319 126 98 25 3
1468 They said something about a "defensive personality", sir. 1.2460 0.04463 126 99 23 4
1469 I signed up to go to battle not to trim your hedges! 1.2460 0.04603 126 100 21 5
1470 My Lord. Might I suggest you send the botanists instead? 1.2460 0.04871 126 102 17 7
1471 Sorry, I thought you said Game of Thorns! 1.2460 0.04319 126 98 25 3
1472 The situation is getting pricklier and pricklier 1.2460 0.04319 126 98 25 3
1473 sir, we checked and there is no way to make the cactus less prickly 1.2460 0.04603 126 100 21 5
1474 I believe it wise that we trade outfits,your highness. 1.2460 0.04739 126 101 19 6
1475 House plants for your kingdom, Sire 1.2460 0.04463 126 99 23 4
1476 Richard the Lion Heart was a cool handle, king Green Thumb is just going to get you beat up. 1.2460 0.04534 126 102 18 6
1477 They're demanding you abdicate, not propagate." 1.2460 0.04391 126 101 20 5
1478 Don’t be surprised as your Royal Gardiner I charge extra for uniforms. 1.2460 0.04603 126 100 21 5
1479 I’m off for the bougainvillea. 1.2460 0.04169 126 97 27 2
1480 Well technically, your highness, everyone in your kingdom is a deserter. 1.2460 0.04463 126 99 23 4
1481 You might want to rethink being called "Alfred the Prickly." 1.2460 0.04871 126 102 17 7
1482 But Your Highness, your order was "to capture all those little pricks." 1.2460 0.04463 126 99 23 4
1483 I know you think they'll protect you. But the uh... knights and I think it's time to get the canons ready. 1.2460 0.04603 126 100 21 5
1484 Ni? No, I've never said that. 1.2460 0.04319 126 98 25 3
1485 The royal porcupines are ready for walkies 1.2460 0.04463 126 99 23 4
1486 Sire, the hedgehogs have escaped again. 1.2460 0.04603 126 100 21 5
1487 The enemy is trying to cross the Rio Grande, Your Majesty. We need to build The Wall ! 1.2460 0.04603 126 100 21 5
1488 You’re letting me go? 1.2460 0.04319 126 98 25 3
1489 Yes, your majesty, I do appreciate the imagery used in describing our prickly situation! 1.2460 0.04463 126 99 23 4
1490 So this is the Game of Thorns! 1.2441 0.03987 127 97 29 1
1491 Your Royal Highness can rest assured the florist has only good intentions. To his defence, he is an ardent follower of a cult that believes the planet is, well, very warm. 1.2441 0.03573 127 97 30 0
1492 Tell the Patrol to plant these along the border. 1.2417 0.04427 120 94 23 3
1493 Sire, you have a visitor from PETBA - People for Ethical Treatment of Balloon Animals. 1.2417 0.04266 120 98 17 5
1494 As you wish, sire, the decorators have been put to the sword. 1.2417 0.04099 120 92 27 1
1495 Sire...I’ve come to join you in this Game of Thorns. 1.2417 0.04583 120 95 21 4
1496 You said you were in the mood for something succulent, Sire. 1.2417 0.04583 120 95 21 4
1497 Uneasy sits the crown who occupies the Prickly Throne. 1.2417 0.04266 120 93 25 2
1498 Sire, the fiery beast has been slain . . . Climate change is now fake news! 1.2417 0.04266 120 93 25 2
1499 Sir, did you mean humble supplicants? 1.2417 0.04879 120 97 17 6
1500 Surely, My King doth not mean to replace this humble knight with these garden variety pricks? 1.2417 0.05292 120 100 11 9
1501 I believe it's 'thrones,' sire. 1.2417 0.04733 120 96 19 5
1502 Um, I'm putting in my two weeks notice. King Arthur pays in Gold. 1.2417 0.04879 120 97 17 6
1503 I certainly wasn't referring to Your Majesty regarding the prick joke. 1.2417 0.04733 120 96 19 5
1504 The Game Of Thorns. 1.2417 0.04733 120 96 19 5
1505 You don't need all that protection with me here 1.2417 0.04427 120 94 23 3
1506 I'm afraid those are all the cactuses in the tri-kingdom area, my King. 1.2417 0.04583 120 95 21 4
1507 I also vow to defend the vibe of the realm. 1.2417 0.04879 120 97 17 6
1508 Yes, my liege, not once, not twice, but thrice shall I water them each week. 1.2417 0.04879 120 97 17 6
1509 We're the avant-garde of the green protection movement. 1.2417 0.04583 120 95 21 4
1510 Sire, I bring tidings from the House of Tudor to the House of Plants 1.2417 0.04583 120 95 21 4
1511 I love your dry wit 1.2417 0.04427 120 94 23 3
1512 His was a thorny crown your highness. You are merely surrounded by thorny stuff. 1.2417 0.04733 120 96 19 5
1513 Yes, my Lord. This is why so many refer to you as the “Big Prick.” 1.2417 0.04733 120 96 19 5
1514 Be pragmatic, my liege, one sword is worth a thousand thorns. 1.2417 0.04427 120 94 23 3
1515 Mom says I can study interpretive dance instead. 1.2417 0.04506 120 97 18 5
1516 Sir the vegans are coming 1.2417 0.04583 120 95 21 4
1517 Your majesty, I get a prickly sensation when I’m around you. 1.2417 0.05158 120 99 13 8
1518 so this is what a Millennial king is like 1.2417 0.04583 120 95 21 4
1519 Sorry for the clutter. The Queen has a new "hobby". 1.2417 0.04583 120 95 21 4
1520 I'm living the impossible dream. 1.2417 0.04427 120 94 23 3
1521 So this is what a Bud Light® and a Preparation H® commercial looks like, huh? 1.2417 0.04583 120 95 21 4
1522 The Royal HVAC knights have been made aware of the problem and will have the air conditioning repaired immediately! 1.2417 0.04099 120 92 27 1
1523 Who’s the real prick? 1.2417 0.04583 120 95 21 4
1524 Suffering succulents, your highness. 1.2417 0.04583 120 95 21 4
1525 You’re replacing me with poison ivy? 1.2417 0.04733 120 96 19 5
1526 I’d like to report a possible rain drop your majesty! 1.2417 0.04266 120 93 25 2
1527 You should call forth Merlin..he has something new called hemoroidal cream... 1.2417 0.04733 120 96 19 5
1528 In the land of cacti, he with a suit of armor is King! 1.2417 0.04427 120 94 23 3
1529 Game of Thorns just isn't as interesting. 1.2417 0.04266 120 93 25 2
1530 So. . . those aren't for torturing prisoners? 1.2417 0.04427 120 94 23 3
1531 Sire, you appear quite prickly of late. 1.2417 0.04427 120 94 23 3
1532 The Princess sees your four potted plants and calls your bluff by raising one intact bed of roses. 1.2417 0.04266 120 93 25 2
1533 Our forces successfully invaded the Home & Garden department, but alas, all succulents were sold out. 1.2417 0.04583 120 95 21 4
1534 I see California water laws are growing more severe, my liege. 1.2417 0.04879 120 97 17 6
1535 Your majesty, I hate to tell you, however, you’re in a very prickly situation. 1.2417 0.04583 120 95 21 4
1536 It's "cabbages and kings." 1.2417 0.04733 120 96 19 5
1537 Well, your Tinder profile did say 'proud plant-dad'. 1.2417 0.04583 120 95 21 4
1538 Simple explanation, your Highness, on our recent collection of taxes. I heard you wanted the knights to collect MORE CACTUS. 1.2417 0.04427 120 94 23 3
1539 I take it that the seed funding has come through? 1.2417 0.04583 120 95 21 4
1540 Are you my secret service knight against these potting and planting killers 1.2417 0.04427 120 94 23 3
1541 The lawyer said the "King Ranch" name's been taken. 1.2417 0.04427 120 94 23 3
1542 Sire, I'd like to speak with you about some of the wizard's recent activities. 1.2417 0.04733 120 96 19 5
1543 We knights feel you’ve become too prickly. 1.2417 0.04427 120 94 23 3
1544 I am here for the game of thorns 1.2417 0.04879 120 97 17 6
1545 I know you want to join the crusade, but who will look after the plants? 1.2417 0.04099 120 92 27 1
1546 You have a dry sense of humor. 1.2417 0.04099 120 92 27 1
1547 The soldiers have deserted you, Your Majesty. 1.2417 0.04583 120 95 21 4
1548 So do I introduce you as ‘King of the Nursery’ or ‘Lord Homedepot’? 1.2417 0.04733 120 96 19 5
1549 I said I needed thrones, not thorns... 1.2417 0.04183 120 95 22 3
1550 I thought this was Game of Thrones, not Game of Thorns. 1.2417 0.04583 120 95 21 4
1551 I feel like sometimes these meetings get a little prickly. 1.2417 0.04266 120 93 25 2
1552 We have a rather prickly situation, your highness. 1.2417 0.04583 120 95 21 4
1553 'Feed him to the Venus Flytraps' just doesn't do it for me. 1.2417 0.04583 120 95 21 4
1554 "I said thrones not thorns 1.2417 0.04583 120 95 21 4
1555 This masterful display shouts your commitment to environmental protection. 1.2417 0.04099 120 92 27 1
1556 I must say, being King of the Desert is quite nice, although a bit hot. However, it’s a dry heat!” 1.2417 0.04879 120 97 17 6
1557 They've breached the outer wall. I hope they don't have gloves. 1.2417 0.04583 120 95 21 4
1558 Damn foreigners taking my job. 1.2417 0.04266 120 93 25 2
1559 I'm trying to curry favor with the millennial voter base. 1.2417 0.04099 120 92 27 1
1560 You meant to ask for succulents, your highness? 1.2417 0.04583 120 95 21 4
1561 I, Sir Barr, will serve you devotedly, Great Majesty, through both thorny and succulent times. 1.2417 0.04733 120 96 19 5
1562 It's nature, your Highness. But is it our nature? 1.2414 0.04682 116 92 20 4
1563 ‘“Running out of temperate land to conquer, aren’t we, my Lord?” 1.2400 0.04873 125 102 16 7
1564 It's only until you settle the Palace Guards Union strike. 1.2400 0.05148 100 80 16 4
1565 You don't have to say 'My kingdom for a glass of water' every time. 1.2397 0.04549 121 96 21 4
1566 Now I feel safe to sit at your side. 1.2397 0.04549 121 96 21 4
1567 I'm allowed to have hobbies 1.2397 0.04236 121 94 25 2
1568 I have been summoned to trim the cactus, your majesty. 1.2397 0.04236 121 94 25 2
1569 I Said: “This Is A Thorny Issue!” Now GoodKnight! 1.2397 0.04395 121 95 23 3
1570 Things seem to be a little thornier around here 1.2397 0.04236 121 94 25 2
1571 The Queen refused your request 1.2397 0.04549 121 96 21 4
1572 Get rid of the ones that are not phallic. 1.2397 0.04395 121 95 23 3
1573 If you say “cactuses” then “cactuses” it shall be, Sire 1.2397 0.04395 121 95 23 3
1574 I said bring the tweezers, not that thing. 1.2397 0.04698 121 97 19 5
1575 Ok you win, but Home Depot sells them for less. 1.2397 0.04236 121 99 17 5
1576 Sir, I swear the plant just said "feed me Seymour"! 1.2397 0.04549 121 96 21 4
1577 Hi, I'm a gladiator, and I'm looking for gladiolas. 1.2397 0.04549 121 96 21 4
1578 Rest assured, Sire. As Royal Gardener, I will always dress appropriately and only use my sword for defensive purposes. 1.2397 0.04236 121 94 25 2
1579 I had no idea that you missed Texas so much, sire. 1.2397 0.04549 121 96 21 4
1580 My liege, I come to report that climates in the surrounding regions remain harsh giving strategic advantage only to us and the Succulent Kingdom. 1.2397 0.04070 121 93 27 1
1581 This isn't what we had in mind when we suggested a wall. 1.2397 0.04843 121 98 17 6
1582 and now I am the deadly Knight Shade? 1.2397 0.04236 121 94 25 2
1583 Perhaps I should seek something more bong-worthy for His Highness on my next crusade? 1.2397 0.04698 121 97 19 5
1584 King George rules with an iron fist, but he also has an unbelievably green thumb. 1.2397 0.04698 121 97 19 5
1585 It's part of our new Summer Castle decor 1.2397 0.04549 121 96 21 4
1586 An impenetrable wall of succulents may not be the best way to defend the throne, your majesty. 1.2397 0.04236 121 94 25 2
1587 Prickly subjects, your majesty 1.2397 0.04395 121 95 23 3
1588 I'm sorry we dipped you in ink, sir. Now I'm afraid there's another thorny issue... 1.2397 0.04549 121 96 21 4
1589 They are still refusing to recognize you as King of the South West. 1.2397 0.03984 121 95 24 2
1590 Zach Galifianakis is requesting an interview. 1.2397 0.04236 121 94 25 2
1591 Why do you think I will find the Holy Grail in Arizona? 1.2397 0.03325 121 99 19 3
1592 Not literally a war of roses, sir. 1.2397 0.04549 121 96 21 4
1593 I believe your majesty is taking this Plantagenet idea too far. 1.2397 0.04549 121 96 21 4
1594 Succulents are very 9th century. Just sayin. 1.2397 0.04395 121 95 23 3
1595 Sire, I would never desert you. 1.2397 0.04395 121 95 23 3
1596 The people have spoken. They think you are a prick ! 1.2397 0.05119 121 100 13 8
1597 Are you sure my armour is enough to protect me as your new gardener? 1.2397 0.04549 121 96 21 4
1598 They're "attack plants." Part of our Green Initiative. 1.2397 0.04549 121 96 21 4
1599 They survived the desert campaign 1.2397 0.04395 121 95 23 3
1600 Your father had a different vision of tribute. 1.2397 0.04698 121 97 19 5
1601 Yes, your spikiness. 1.2397 0.04843 121 98 17 6
1602 Unfortunately, they’re out of ferns, sir. 1.2397 0.04070 121 93 27 1
1603 Brilliant strategy for keeping the palace green, King Midas. 1.2397 0.04395 121 95 23 3
1604 I suppose that's your way of maintaining personal boundaries? 1.2397 0.04236 121 94 25 2
1605 Our new Image Consultant likes the metaphors the Thorns and Meat Eating Plants portray. 1.2397 0.04395 121 95 23 3
1606 Yeah I know it it’s a dry heat, but..... 1.2397 0.04236 121 94 25 2
1607 Global warming comes to Camelot 1.2397 0.04549 121 96 21 4
1608 I wouldn't describe you as thorny, no. 1.2397 0.04236 121 94 25 2
1609 So you won't be needing my services any more?! 1.2397 0.04698 121 97 19 5
1610 You seem very rooted in that throne. 1.2397 0.04698 121 97 19 5
1611 The men feel you've become a bit prickly of late 1.2397 0.03526 121 95 25 1
1612 Your Grace, we tracked down the missing Etsy packages 1.2397 0.04236 121 94 25 2
1613 I think they add a less murderous tone to my reign, don’t you? 1.2397 0.04236 121 94 25 2
1614 I'm a despot, but I still want the place to look nice. 1.2397 0.04070 121 93 27 1
1615 Which one's the wife? 1.2397 0.04236 121 94 25 2
1616 Honestly, am I being a prick? 1.2397 0.04843 121 98 17 6
1617 Sir, I said the troops wanted TO desert; not A desert. 1.2397 0.04236 121 94 25 2
1618 Lookin' sharp! 1.2397 0.03984 121 95 24 2
1619 King Midas rejected your offer. 1.2397 0.04154 121 96 22 3
1620 The throne is very prickly these days. 1.2397 0.04395 121 95 23 3
1621 Under my reign there will be no rain. 1.2397 0.04698 121 97 19 5
1622 The people from the Cactus and Succulent Society are here. They want their children back. 1.2397 0.04698 121 97 19 5
1623 These should put an end to the idle talk of Your Majesty's being spineless. 1.2397 0.04698 121 97 19 5
1624 No, the Empire of Rome wants your kingdom to be 'supplicants'. 1.2397 0.04549 121 96 21 4
1625 Touché, my King, touché! 1.2393 0.04317 117 91 24 2
1626 Thrones 1.2385 0.04681 109 86 20 3
1627 Yes, Sire, you are the absolute King of the Pricks. 1.2353 0.04878 119 97 16 6
1628 Podner, reckon you better smile when you decree that. 1.2353 0.04418 119 94 22 3
1629 Your highness, it seems you've gotten yourself into a prickly situation. 1.2353 0.04577 119 95 20 4
1630 Congratulations, your majesty, on winning Game of Thorns 1.2353 0.04730 119 96 18 5
1631 I said, "Bring me my fiddlers three... not cactus tree!" 1.2353 0.04730 119 96 18 5
1632 In 500 years you’ll need to be between two ferns. 1.2353 0.04418 119 94 22 3
1633 I trust His Majesty is enjoying Las Vegas? 1.2348 0.04676 115 92 19 4
1634 I'm afraid this fabric doesn't breathe, sir for this climate. 1.2348 0.04337 115 90 23 2
1635 Unfortunately the title of "Sire of Succulents" has been taken by another kingdom... 1.2348 0.04676 115 92 19 4
1636 The Dutch aren't interested in cactus. If you want the tulips we'll have to invade. 1.2348 0.03970 115 88 27 0
1637 Listen, if you want your millennial subjects to like you, you’re going to have to get behind houseplants. Ok? 1.2348 0.04676 115 92 19 4
1638 Oh King of Sedona, what is Thy bidding? 1.2348 0.04510 115 91 21 3
1639 There seems to be a lot of thorny issues sire 1.2348 0.05142 115 95 13 7
1640 So then I said, m'lady, Phoenix gets 350-days of sun each year, just think of your gorgeous tan. She said, tell him no-freakin' way, Lancelot. 1.2348 0.04676 115 92 19 4
1641 No, Sire, I'm pretty sure I said 'Practice makes perfect'. 1.2348 0.04510 115 91 21 3
1642 Dad, why are you always so prickly? 1.2348 0.04510 115 91 21 3
1643 'Believe me your highness, I get the point' 1.2348 0.04510 115 91 21 3
1644 Don't lean over. 1.2348 0.04676 115 92 19 4
1645 My agent said this was Between Two Ferns. 1.2348 0.04248 115 92 20 3
1646 I see your highness has been talking to the plants again 1.2348 0.04510 115 91 21 3
1647 Sire, the peasants are wary of your rule with a green thumb. 1.2348 0.04337 115 90 23 2
1648 Ok, so we failed to conquer Arizona for you...keep the catus for photo-ops and we'll move on to New Mexico. 1.2348 0.04510 115 91 21 3
1649 Your cactus problem is getting out of hand. We live in England. 1.2348 0.04337 115 90 23 2
1650 The dragon still has all the flowers my lord 1.2348 0.04337 115 90 23 2
1651 Sire, I'm the most succulent knight in your kingdom. 1.2348 0.05142 115 95 13 7
1652 Sire, I believe a thorny crown might be taking things a tad far. 1.2348 0.04158 115 89 25 1
1653 Sire, the people wish to know if you enjoyed "Old Town Road" 1.2348 0.03970 115 93 19 3
1654 I will do your bidding, but choose to shed my blood on the jousting grounds. 1.2348 0.04337 115 90 23 2
1655 Your Highness, now that we’ve moved the kingdom to Sedona, might I suggest linen”. 1.2348 0.04510 115 91 21 3
1656 Why not try wearing this suit if you feel that your subjects are thorns in your side. 1.2348 0.04158 115 94 17 4
1657 Prickly, I know... 1.2328 0.04304 116 91 23 2
1658 Seems they feel you could be a little kinder, Your Majesty. 1.2328 0.03644 116 95 18 3
1659 True, your majesty. We have. But this situation is even more prickly. 1.2328 0.04304 116 91 23 2
1660 Well, we were in Jerusalem after all... 1.2328 0.04127 116 90 25 1
1661 I'm sure the term "Prickly King" is one of endearment sire. 1.2328 0.04475 116 92 21 3
1662 I SAID to bring me a shrubbery! 1.2328 0.04798 116 94 17 5
1663 Yes, sire. Your subjects will get the point. 1.2328 0.04304 116 91 23 2
1664 I will defend king and country, but I cannot defend your choice of decor 1.2328 0.04304 116 91 23 2
1665 King Cactus - I bring word from Queen Mirage concerning Prince Quicksand.. 1.2328 0.04640 116 93 19 4
1666 It's someone named Galifinakis. 1.2328 0.04798 116 94 17 5
1667 Climate change?!? What climate change?!? 1.2328 0.04640 116 93 19 4
1668 Yes, I think it's too soon for The Game of Thorns 1.2328 0.03644 116 90 26 0
1669 I'm Prince Valiant. Were you looking for Prince Succulent? 1.2328 0.04952 116 95 15 6
1670 And what do the cacti suggest, Sire? 1.2328 0.04304 116 91 23 2
1671 I think you are missing the point. 1.2328 0.04127 116 90 25 1
1672 Good news Sire, the new first hug the cactus rule has completely opened up your calendar. 1.2328 0.04640 116 93 19 4
1673 I’d heard that you surround yourself with pricks. 1.2328 0.03941 116 89 27 0
1674 Your Majesty, I'm the royal cactus trimmer at your service. 1.2328 0.04304 116 91 23 2
1675 Sire, the Network is not interested in the Game of Thorns. Nor Thorn Birds. 1.2328 0.04952 116 95 15 6
1676 But I don't want to play the Game of Thorns. 1.2328 0.04304 116 91 23 2
1677 Sire, it’s a false choice between poison ivy, and cactus in my armor , may I have a by? 1.2328 0.04952 116 95 15 6
1678 I think you need a new groundskeeper Sire. 1.2328 0.04035 116 92 22 2
1679 Shall I feed the would-be usurper to Seymour? 1.2328 0.04640 116 93 19 4
1680 Your highness the priests mistranslated the passage. Apparently it is supposed to read a crown OF thorns. 1.2328 0.04304 116 91 23 2
1681 Perhaps you should surrender after all, your majesty. They seem to have you surrounded. 1.2328 0.04304 116 91 23 2
1682 Sir, I see we are in a prickly situation. 1.2328 0.04798 116 94 17 5
1683 Sorry, your highness, I thought you ordered a desert, not dessert. 1.2328 0.04798 116 94 17 5
1684 Would Sire desire to bolster throne security with a border of Spanish Bayonet? 1.2328 0.04640 116 93 19 4
1685 My liege, I know your coffers are empty, but I don't feel these plants are an adequate replacement for the Royal Guard. 1.2328 0.04304 116 91 23 2
1686 The snapdragons are here, sire. 1.2328 0.04640 116 93 19 4
1687 We voted not to place them around the Round Table. 1.2328 0.04304 116 91 23 2
1688 You summoned me, Your Succulence...? 1.2328 0.04640 116 93 19 4
1689 If I may, having a green thumb and the Midas Touch are not quite the same. 1.2328 0.04475 116 92 21 3
1690 Your mission, should you choose to accept it, involves a prickly situation all around. 1.2328 0.04798 116 94 17 5
1691 Frankly,Your Succulence,our diplomacy is prickly. 1.2328 0.04798 116 94 17 5
1692 They're at the gate with a canister of Roundup. 1.2328 0.04304 116 91 23 2
1693 The prairie dogs are on lunch break, sir. 1.2328 0.04798 116 94 17 5
1694 It's a thorny site you've gotten yourself into... 1.2328 0.04798 116 94 17 5
1695 I think I can better protect you than Sir Prickly Pear. 1.2328 0.04952 116 95 15 6
1696 Can I borrow your Venus flytrap, you Majesty? I need it to kill a dragonfly. 1.2328 0.04640 116 93 19 4
1697 I was defeated and had to take some shrubbery instead. 1.2328 0.04640 116 93 19 4
1698 I see you took the advice of your new branding consultants. Very masculine. 1.2328 0.04952 116 95 15 6
1699 Read your Machiavelli: There’s no deterrent like a sahuaro cactus. 1.2328 0.04127 116 90 25 1
1700 It is called the Amazon Rainforest sire-- but we must hurry. 1.2328 0.04640 116 93 19 4
1701 My bodyguards are disposable so I thought I'd go with a more environmentally friendly option. 1.2328 0.04640 116 93 19 4
1702 I promise to stop wearing the armor when you promise to stop throwing things at me. 1.2328 0.04952 116 95 15 6
1703 The Queen has departed. She said you were too prickly. 1.2328 0.04475 116 92 21 3
1704 Yes sire. I get it. I’m a “deserter.” 1.2328 0.04640 116 93 19 4
1705 Francisco de Coronado, the next time I send you on an expedition, leave native plants lie and bring back gold! 1.2328 0.04304 116 91 23 2
1706 Dad... I'm going to college. 1.2328 0.04640 116 93 19 4
1707 That should keep the Queen on the right. 1.2328 0.04475 116 92 21 3
1708 The reaction to the re-branding has been prickly, at best. 1.2328 0.04304 116 91 23 2
1709 But sire, my turn to water was last Thursday. 1.2328 0.04640 116 93 19 4
1710 I won the game of thorns 1.2328 0.04640 116 93 19 4
1711 Can I suggest an alternate defensive backstop? 1.2328 0.03941 116 89 27 0
1712 We made it a "Game of Thorns" instead. 1.2328 0.04475 116 92 21 3
1713 My Lord. Aren't the thorns supposed to be on the crown? 1.2328 0.04304 116 91 23 2
1714 The jester said he's working on some dry humor. 1.2328 0.04475 116 92 21 3
1715 Your Highness, I say do not swipe either right or left! 1.2328 0.04640 116 93 19 4
1716 The press deems my reign to be cactusstrophic. I could not agree more. 1.2328 0.04952 116 95 15 6
1717 Even if we continue to dress as we always have, the people are starting to believe climate change is real. 1.2328 0.04952 116 95 15 6
1718 how was i supposed to know that "the devils lettuce" meant weed 1.2328 0.04798 116 94 17 5
1719 I see I misunderstood what you meant by taking an "alternative approach" to our defenses. 1.2328 0.04798 116 94 17 5
1720 Game of Thorns? I'm sorry, I don't get it. 1.2328 0.04304 116 91 23 2
1721 I'm just saying... People are starting to say you're less approachable than you used to be. 1.2328 0.04475 116 92 21 3
1722 Now that I have captured these plants, what’s next? 1.2328 0.04640 116 93 19 4
1723 Image is everything. We have to be with the times, Sire. 1.2328 0.04304 116 91 23 2
1724 I wore this because of your new house plants, Sire. 1.2328 0.04798 116 94 17 5
1725 Sir, I suggest you be careful with the Midas touch 1.2328 0.04640 116 93 19 4
1726 Don’t even think of asking for a selfie with me. 1.2328 0.04127 116 90 25 1
1727 I realize we don't have to pay your new guards, but it will be quite difficult to train them. 1.2328 0.04304 116 91 23 2
1728 With all due respect Your Highness, you've been a bit prickly of recent. 1.2328 0.04127 116 90 25 1
1729 I feel your advisors are planted in their opinion 1.2328 0.04640 116 93 19 4
1730 Just think of them as a vegan security array, sire. 1.2328 0.04475 116 92 21 3
1731 I've got an idea! Let's make a throne made up entirely of cacti, and call it "Game of Plants!" 1.2328 0.04640 116 93 19 4
1732 Sire, I believe there’s treason in our midst but it’s a prickly topic. 1.2328 0.04640 116 93 19 4
1733 Sire, dare I say that it might help Your Majesty's poll numbers if Your Majesty would be a tad less prickly with the Press? 1.2328 0.04798 116 94 17 5
1734 It appears you are not planning on a Queen!!!! 1.2328 0.04475 116 92 21 3
1735 Do we really have to be called "Knights of the Succulent Order'" 1.2328 0.04640 116 93 19 4
1736 You tell the Queen "I'll move back home when her mother moves out!" 1.2328 0.04798 116 94 17 5
1737 I assume you're here to water my plants. 1.2328 0.04640 116 93 19 4
1738 I said I wanted more dessert not desert 1.2328 0.04475 116 92 21 3
1739 Queen Audrey keeps saying, "feed me Seymour." 1.2328 0.05027 116 98 10 8
1740 We have a prickly situation 1.2328 0.04952 116 95 15 6
1741 Between two ferns seemed more your style, my lord. 1.2328 0.04798 116 94 17 5
1742 Believe me, Sir, an armor is more efficient... 1.2328 0.04475 116 92 21 3
1743 Sire, I have found one man-eater, but transplanting it will be difficult. 1.2328 0.05246 116 97 11 8
1744 No, I’m the gardener and I come to prune your cacti. 1.2328 0.04952 116 95 15 6
1745 My Lord, Thine queen sayeth it be her or thine house plants. 1.2328 0.05101 116 96 13 7
1746 Your majesty...I see you have won the Game of Thorns. 1.2328 0.04640 116 93 19 4
1747 Prithee, Sire, relieve your humble servant from this Game of Thorns. 1.2328 0.04952 116 95 15 6
1748 Uneasy lies the rump that sits on a thorny throne 1.2328 0.04798 116 94 17 5
1749 Your squire said you were feeling thorny, I thought these might help. 1.2328 0.04640 116 93 19 4
1750 No, I would not be interested in a gladiatorial fight to the death with your garden. 1.2328 0.04475 116 92 21 3
1751 So, forget the Grail? Now it's water? 1.2328 0.04475 116 92 21 3
1752 I see you've surrounded yourself with some new pricks. 1.2328 0.04304 116 91 23 2
1753 I find you most succulent Sire! 1.2328 0.04798 116 94 17 5
1754 The Phoenix Chronicle says to water you just twice a year. 1.2328 0.04640 116 93 19 4
1755 I swear, sire, as soon as they discover the New World we will conquer Arizona for you. 1.2328 0.04475 116 92 21 3
1756 So that's what the old gardener meant about your prickly side. 1.2328 0.04127 116 90 25 1
1757 How's that compassionate conservatism going? 1.2328 0.04475 116 92 21 3
1758 I apologize for coming empty handed, Your Highness. I thought you were receiving supplicants. 1.2328 0.04475 116 92 21 3
1759 I hope you told Guinevere that sometimes a cactus is just a cactus! 1.2328 0.04640 116 93 19 4
1760 I swear neither me or my men watered them. 1.2328 0.04475 116 92 21 3
1761 Today,sire,you are positively succulent. 1.2328 0.04798 116 94 17 5
1762 The Queen wants the succulents placed on the balcony. 1.2328 0.04798 116 94 17 5
1763 Really, your majesty? Thou desireth a crown of thorns 1.2328 0.02699 116 96 18 2
1764 If I might speak frankly your highness but I find your courtiers prickly, creepy and loathed by non-combatant flies. 1.2328 0.04304 116 91 23 2
1765 This is not what I meant when I wrote ‘your men are moving to desert. 1.2328 0.04952 116 95 15 6
1766 My Lord, with great respect, it's never prudent to cut military spending. 1.2328 0.04127 116 90 25 1
1767 Your task is to find and uproot the enemy plant. 1.2328 0.04558 116 95 16 5
1768 I wish your plants would stop flipping me off. 1.2328 0.04640 116 93 19 4
1769 Still at 0 likes, Sire. 1.2328 0.04640 116 93 19 4
1770 When I advised you to implement a more comprehensive defense, I was referring to defense of the realm. 1.2328 0.04640 116 93 19 4
1771 You've lost the Game of Thorns. 1.2328 0.04475 116 92 21 3
1772 The choice of your security detail is your prerogative, your highness, but what happens when you want to go somewhere? 1.2328 0.04640 116 93 19 4
1773 Just give it time- those new decorations will grow on you. 1.2328 0.04304 116 91 23 2
1774 Your subjects have DESERTed. Haha, get it? But, yeah, they're all gone. 1.2328 0.04304 116 91 23 2
1775 Please summon me when you're feeling less prickly, My Lord 1.2328 0.04798 116 94 17 5
1776 I don’t know why-but your subjects think you are prickly. 1.2328 0.04798 116 94 17 5
1777 It might explain your prickly personality. 1.2328 0.04952 116 95 15 6
1778 No idea why this place is called Needles. 1.2328 0.04391 116 94 18 4
1779 I have a rather prickly matter to discuss... 1.2328 0.03746 116 93 21 2
1780 I bring word of a new genus in the kingdom. 1.2328 0.05101 116 96 13 7
1781 Well sir, the polls indicate that you are perceived as somewhat prickly. 1.2328 0.04475 116 92 21 3
1782 Our enemies are thirsty for revenge. 1.2328 0.04475 116 92 21 3
1783 The Queen sent me to assist with its removal, your Majesty...but first you'll have to stand. 1.2328 0.04304 116 91 23 2
1784 Do you need more thorns to play the game? 1.2328 0.04304 116 91 23 2
1785 Your Highness, it's knighttime at the oasis. 1.2328 0.04304 116 91 23 2
1786 I hope you like them. I got them when I was on leave from the Crusades. 1.2328 0.04127 116 90 25 1
1787 The people say you're a prickly old goat. 1.2328 0.04640 116 93 19 4
1788 Sir, the guys at the Round Table were wondering if you would consider trading a pruned bougainvillea for a prickly succulent or two. 1.2328 0.04640 116 93 19 4
1789 Your Grace, I’ve slain the Monstera as well. 1.2328 0.04798 116 94 17 5
1790 Sire, I don't believe that buying more houseplants will make you popular with the millennials. 1.2328 0.04304 116 91 23 2
1791 But, Sire, I don't think that's what the press meant when they criticized you for not facing the thorny issues. 1.2328 0.04304 116 91 23 2
1792 No, Sire - Not 'Game of Thorns'..... 1.2328 0.04304 116 91 23 2
1793 Your Highness, it appears that your reign is drying up. 1.2328 0.03941 116 89 27 0
1794 My Lord, the AstroTurf is making it difficult to joust. 1.2328 0.04475 116 92 21 3
1795 The wretched Jester has been dispatched, Sire. 1.2328 0.04475 116 92 21 3
1796 Please don't mock my OSHA compliance. 1.2328 0.03746 116 93 21 2
1797 In my defense, when you said "Bring me Medusa's head," you could see where I thought you meant the plant. 1.2328 0.04304 116 91 23 2
1798 Sire, I fear your new vegan defense policy shall prove inadequate. 1.2328 0.04952 116 95 15 6
1799 If we don't acknowledge climate change, you're going to be cooked alive. 1.2328 0.04304 116 91 23 2
1800 I was warned that you night be a bit prickly. 1.2328 0.04640 116 93 19 4
1801 Well m'lord, seems you got your just deserts after all 1.2321 0.04570 112 94 12 6
1802 If you investigate the gardener, that will deflect the investigation of you. 1.2321 0.04909 112 91 16 5
1803 Sire, you should admit the supplicants, not the succulents. 1.2308 0.04604 117 94 19 4
1804 Are these cactuses or cacti, my lord? 1.2301 0.04705 113 91 18 4
1805 I've been out weeding your garden, Sire. 1.2301 0.05184 113 94 12 7
1806 I can take a hint, your Highness, I'll get right to the point! 1.2281 0.04323 114 90 22 2
1807 Thanks to your xeriscaping the courtyard, the moat is back to full. 1.2281 0.04668 114 92 18 4
1808 Four years of Knight school for this? 1.2281 0.04668 114 92 18 4
1809 Your Royal Highness, might I tell the General that this is your spinal answer? 1.2277 0.05428 101 84 11 6
1810 Is it cactuses or cacti? 1.2261 0.03918 115 89 26 0
1811 You are sacked...I have my protection. 1.2252 0.03983 111 86 25 0
1812 I never come back empty-handed. That must count for something. 1.2252 0.04558 111 89 19 3
1813 They're not garden variety Vandals outside, your Highness. 1.2252 0.04183 111 87 23 1
1814 It’s just too embarrassing, Sire, to be a knight of the succulent throne. 1.2252 0.04558 111 89 19 3
1815 Right away, your prickliness 1.2252 0.04375 111 88 21 2
1816 I don’t care if you’re the only eight-year-old we know with a stately white beard, Ricky, it’s my turn to play king. 1.2252 0.04558 111 89 19 3
1817 Your majesty, 'Game of Thorns' sounds derivative 1.2252 0.04558 111 89 19 3
1818 You wish me to pick up soft toilet paper, your majesty? 1.2252 0.04735 111 90 17 4
1819 Aren't you hot in that? 1.2252 0.05069 111 92 13 6
1820 The dragon has been slayed, Your Highness. No more 'Don't be a prick' jokes. 1.2252 0.04735 111 90 17 4
1821 Your Highness, you need to settle the argument: "Cacti" or "cactuses?" 1.2252 0.04735 111 90 17 4
1822 Legal nixed "Game of Thorns" citing copyright issues. 1.2252 0.04735 111 90 17 4
1823 You majesty, with all due respect, when there's more than one they're called 'cacti.' 1.2252 0.04558 111 89 19 3
1824 Begging Your Majesty's pardon, it's not the House of Plant Agent. 1.2252 0.04558 111 89 19 3
1825 Yes Sire. I specifically ordered ferns. 1.2252 0.04183 111 87 23 1
1826 I'm the Green Knight. 1.2252 0.04558 111 89 19 3
1827 I understand. Prince Charles is still waiting for his turn too. 1.2252 0.03983 111 86 25 0
1828 Once a king, always a king, but once a knight's enough! 1.2252 0.04558 111 89 19 3
1829 My father always said, 'Rule with an iron fist...and a green thumb.' 1.2252 0.04558 111 89 19 3
1830 "I'm replacing you, Gerald. Meet the new royal guard. 1.2252 0.04084 111 89 20 2
1831 OK, ready now, where do you want me to plant them? 1.2252 0.04558 111 89 19 3
1832 Your highness, the people are saying you are getting pricklier as you age. 1.2252 0.04375 111 88 21 2
1833 I may not be able to defend with spines or go months without water, but I can bake one hell of a banana bread. 1.2252 0.04904 111 91 15 5
1834 I thought today you were receiving supplicants, not succulents. 1.2252 0.04558 111 89 19 3
1835 No, no, no! The feng shui is completely off! 1.2252 0.04735 111 90 17 4
1836 Would you like some water, your majesty? 1.2252 0.04735 111 90 17 4
1837 I understand you're looking for some additional protection. 1.2252 0.04183 111 87 23 1
1838 The Millennials,your Highness... 1.2252 0.04558 111 89 19 3
1839 Your Majesty, Game of Thorns didn't get any Emmy-s. 1.2252 0.04735 111 90 17 4
1840 Desertion is an issue my lord, but I'm afraid we may be sending the wrong message. 1.2252 0.04558 111 89 19 3
1841 But Sire, we voted. 'Mote' clearly won. 'Cactus' was a write-in by Ogelthorpe. He was kidding. Sire. 1.2252 0.04735 111 90 17 4
1842 Sire,the bed of nails comment was meant as a metaphor 1.2252 0.04558 111 89 19 3
1843 No, Your Majesty, they're calling it the War of the Roses. 1.2252 0.04375 111 88 21 2
1844 Your commands are a bit thorny your highness, but I can handle anything you throw at me. 1.2252 0.03983 111 86 25 0
1845 No,no! A Crown of Thorns, not a crowd of thorns Manfred. 1.2252 0.04375 111 88 21 2
1846 Your Majesty, there is news that someone is manufacturing toothpicks in little boxes. 1.2252 0.03983 111 91 17 3
1847 Forsooth, sire, I yield before your mighty prick! 1.2252 0.04735 111 90 17 4
1848 I understand they require less care, my Lord, but you give up the charm and glamour of your court, not to mention the raping and pillaging? 1.2252 0.04375 111 88 21 2
1849 Things have been tough since the moat dried up but I beseech thee, a Christmas tree for the holidays. 1.2252 0.04183 111 87 23 1
1850 The Royal Advisor wishes to speak . . .from over there. 1.2252 0.04183 111 87 23 1
1851 I believe it was the "iron throne" , sire, not the "iron thorn". 1.2252 0.04735 111 90 17 4
1852 Your Highness, I think we found the plant in your spy network. 1.2252 0.04735 111 90 17 4
1853 You too, Cactus? ...I mean, Brutus! 1.2252 0.04375 111 88 21 2
1854 I'm sorry your highness, their administration was not impressed with your shrubbery wall solution. 1.2252 0.04183 111 87 23 1
1855 Can I go now? 1.2252 0.04558 111 89 19 3
1856 Yes, Sire, I suppose this could stop the talk of your throne being "spineless" 1.2252 0.04735 111 90 17 4
1857 Ironically, I'm the one wearing armor 1.2252 0.04558 111 89 19 3
1858 It’s one thing to go drought resistant, but are you sure you want to convert the moat into a skatepark? 1.2252 0.04375 111 88 21 2
1859 Thou wert correct, sire, in moving to Arizona. ‘Tis verily a dry heat. 1.2252 0.04558 111 89 19 3
1860 Please sir. I am without armor on the arse. 1.2252 0.04904 111 91 15 5
1861 You have always been surrounded by pricks 1.2252 0.04558 111 89 19 3
1862 I see you fell for AOC’s New Green Guard” 1.2252 0.04375 111 88 21 2
1863 The Preparation-H is working, Eh! 1.2252 0.04558 111 89 19 3
1864 I can't remember, sire — which one is for "Hello and welcome!" and which one just gives people the finger? 1.2252 0.04558 111 89 19 3
1865 I am sorry to say, but cacti are going out of fashion. As are beards. 1.2252 0.04375 111 88 21 2
1866 I believe you should be between two ferns, Your Highness. 1.2252 0.03879 111 88 22 1
1867 The new gardens look great, Sire, but 'low maintenance' is not going over so well with the people. 1.2252 0.04558 111 89 19 3
1868 Yes, I know that hemorrhoids can be treated naturally, but this may be asking too much. 1.2252 0.04735 111 90 17 4
1869 ''And, that's how we ended up with this load of succulents." 1.2252 0.03879 111 88 22 1
1870 What do you mean cacti doesn't work as defense? 1.2252 0.04183 111 87 23 1
1871 It looks like your Kingdom could use a good reign 1.2252 0.04904 111 91 15 5
1872 I hate to be a stickler about this, but you promised me a knighthood. 1.2252 0.04558 111 89 19 3
1873 Your majesty, some of the knights find your new advisors rather prickly. 1.2252 0.04183 111 87 23 1
1874 It's a prickly situation My Lord. Nothing you haven't handled before. 1.2252 0.04558 111 89 19 3
1875 Sire, the throne grows on you. 1.2252 0.03983 111 86 25 0
1876 So then Love and Faithfulness are no longer enough to protect the throne?" 1.2252 0.04735 111 90 17 4
1877 Happy Halloween, President Trump. 1.2252 0.04375 111 88 21 2
1878 I was always a sucker for succulents until I foolishly backed into one and got a royal pain in the ass. 1.2252 0.04558 111 89 19 3
1879 The court florist went underground, Your Majesty. 1.2252 0.03983 111 86 25 0
1880 I believe, your Highness, that the castle is safe for another day. 1.2252 0.04183 111 87 23 1
1881 Are you playing the game of thorn? 1.2252 0.04558 111 89 19 3
1882 A second line of defense? 1.2252 0.04183 111 87 23 1
1883 It's called "Between Two Cacti," Your Majesty 1.2252 0.04183 111 87 23 1
1884 Sire, the prisoners say calling you a prick was a sign of respect.” 1.2252 0.04904 111 91 15 5
1885 I heard you were collecting little pricks 1.2252 0.04183 111 87 23 1
1886 I'm with you, sire, but yet another crusade might be a pretty tough sell. 1.2252 0.04558 111 89 19 3
1887 I think the crown of thorns thing went everywhere but your head. 1.2252 0.04375 111 88 21 2
1888 I thought it was cactuses. 1.2252 0.04375 111 88 21 2
1889 Aren't you a little overdressed for the desert? 1.2252 0.03879 111 88 22 1
1890 At least in your Court Cabinet , the pricks are on the outside ! 1.2252 0.04904 111 91 15 5
1891 I AM the “Desert King”! 1.2252 0.05532 111 95 7 9
1892 That crown of thorns thing was getting old. 1.2252 0.04904 111 91 15 5
1893 Yes, jst one ice cube every three weeks while we're off crusading, my lord. 1.2252 0.04558 111 89 19 3
1894 I must admit, King Robert the Prickly does have a certain ring to it 1.2252 0.04735 111 90 17 4
1895 Yes, you’ve had to make some thorny decisions lately - but this get up is ridiculous. 1.2252 0.04375 111 88 21 2
1896 They hurt less when you wear this outfit 1.2252 0.04183 111 87 23 1
1897 As far as I know, your majesty, you do not at all have a reputation for being prickly. 1.2252 0.04558 111 89 19 3
1898 At your service, your succulency." 1.2252 0.04558 111 89 19 3
1899 Sir, I thought you should know - your subjects are saying you are a royal prick 1.2252 0.04375 111 88 21 2
1900 You gotta choose your weapons wisely 1.2252 0.04375 111 88 21 2
1901 They're succulents, you know. I don't think watering them from the Grail is necessary. 1.2252 0.04558 111 89 19 3
1902 Your son and heir ordered us to cut back on your Royal Guard. 1.2252 0.04183 111 87 23 1
1903 Well Father, you always were a bit prickly 1.2252 0.04558 111 89 19 3
1904 I don’t know what to tell you, your majesty. No one is really interested in fighting for the Cactus Throne. 1.2252 0.04904 111 91 15 5
1905 And, you want me to take off my armor? 1.2252 0.04558 111 89 19 3
1906 Now that you have your shrubbery..... 1.2252 0.04904 111 91 15 5
1907 What do you mean as King I can't be "warm and fuzzy"? 1.2252 0.04375 111 88 21 2
1908 Don't overwater. 1.2252 0.04558 111 89 19 3
1909 It's called Game of Thrones -- not Thorns. 1.2252 0.04375 111 88 21 2
1910 I'm Sorry, your Highness. I majored in Medieval French Lyric Poetry, not Botany/Plant Biology. 1.2252 0.04558 111 89 19 3
1911 May I suggest the next crusade be to the tropics? 1.2252 0.04735 111 90 17 4
1912 I flunked spelling, your majesty. 1.2252 0.04558 111 89 19 3
1913 Impressive growth under your reign and photosynthesis, sire. 1.2252 0.04558 111 89 19 3
1914 The legions have been overtaken by wild blackberries. 1.2252 0.04558 111 89 19 3
1915 Yes, Sir, we’ll be 100% solar-powered, again, in 1,000 years." 1.2252 0.03548 111 89 21 1
1916 Anything that tickles Your Majesty's fancy? 1.2252 0.04558 111 89 19 3
1917 The key is to avoid touching them. 1.2252 0.04558 111 89 19 3
1918 A king sitting on a throne surrounded by plants? Only in New York! 1.2252 0.04375 111 88 21 2
1919 No, my Liege, Versailles does not have cactus. 1.2252 0.04558 111 89 19 3
1920 Forgive me, sire, I omitted an 's' on the application form and you are now the Desert King. 1.2252 0.04735 111 90 17 4
1921 The remote has not been found, sire. 1.2252 0.04904 111 91 15 5
1922 The Queen wants me to learn to express my inner self. 1.2252 0.04375 111 88 21 2
1923 Sorry, I heard "Game of Thorns" 1.2252 0.03983 111 86 25 0
1924 When you play the game of thorns, you either win or you die. 1.2252 0.04375 111 88 21 2
1925 I found them where the deer and the antelope play. 1.2252 0.04558 111 89 19 3
1926 Someday, sire, your ascent shall be chronicled by a bard and dubbed, "Game of Thorns" 1.2252 0.04735 111 90 17 4
1927 Very nice Thorn Throne, Thir. 1.2252 0.04904 111 91 15 5
1928 I thought you said practice. 1.2252 0.04558 111 89 19 3
1929 Did you say,"Game of Thorns"? 1.2252 0.04183 111 87 23 1
1930 Thy punk is excellent sire, and no knight shall dare desert. 1.2252 0.04375 111 88 21 2
1931 It’s the best I could do on such short notice! 1.2252 0.04183 111 87 23 1
1932 The troops are demanding we abandon the desert campaign and start building a naval force. 1.2252 0.04904 111 91 15 5
1933 You spineless coward. 1.2252 0.04735 111 90 17 4
1934 I slayed the fire-breathing dragon. That should reverse global warming. 1.2252 0.04375 111 88 21 2
1935 Your Heiness, it looks like your people have deserted you. 1.2252 0.04375 111 88 21 2
1936 In order to reduce my carbon footprint I have decided to replace you with low maintenance security. 1.2252 0.04735 111 90 17 4
1937 We searched the entire kingdom, Sire, but we couldn't find a single succulent for under $12.99. 1.2252 0.04558 111 89 19 3
1938 Your dromedary awaits, m'lord. 1.2252 0.04558 111 89 19 3
1939 I’ve searched the whole kingdom - no one is selling Bonsai trees. 1.2252 0.04375 111 88 21 2
1940 Good Day Knight 1.2252 0.04183 111 87 23 1
1941 I know we are making budget cuts but I´m afraid those won´t be as effective as guards your majesty 1.2252 0.04375 111 88 21 2
1942 The Queen has decided that she would now like to try a Galactic Theme 1.2252 0.04558 111 89 19 3
1943 Your Majesty, if I am to venture into the desert, may I change into something more comfortable. 1.2252 0.04558 111 89 19 3
1944 Your Highness, the ground beef is ready for Prince Flytrap.” 1.2252 0.05069 111 92 13 6
1945 I said I wanted to appear on "between two ferns", not "between two cacti". 1.2252 0.04558 111 89 19 3
1946 It’s not about the Grail, we need water. 1.2252 0.04375 111 88 21 2
1947 They shall call your reign, "The Dark Green Ages" 1.2252 0.04735 111 90 17 4
1948 Well do I call you “Rose” your Magistry? 1.2252 0.04735 111 90 17 4
1949 I guess this new quest means no more grail? 1.2252 0.04735 111 90 17 4
1950 Tokens of my winter getaway to a land called Arizona. 1.2252 0.04183 111 87 23 1
1951 Sorry, my Lord, we're all out of rattlesnake juice. 1.2252 0.04183 111 87 23 1
1952 And now, Between Two Cacti with King Galifianakis the Second 1.2252 0.04183 111 92 15 4
1953 I see you're armed and ready for prattle. 1.2252 0.04735 111 90 17 4
1954 I see you're in a prickly mood. 1.2252 0.05069 111 92 13 6
1955 We have recently conquered Minnesota, a land that should provide you more comfort over the summer months. 1.2252 0.04375 111 88 21 2
1956 I can dream, cacti? 1.2252 0.04375 111 88 21 2
1957 The raid was a success, but; bad news; no cactus 1.2252 0.04904 111 91 15 5
1958 Another Merlin gaffe? Maybe he is getting too old. 1.2252 0.04375 111 88 21 2
1959 No, my horse doesn't have a name. 1.2252 0.04558 111 89 19 3
1960 I'll tell you why we lost the battle...your venus fly trap is bugged! 1.2252 0.04375 111 88 21 2
1961 Sire, I’d really rather use a spade. 1.2252 0.04904 111 91 15 5
1962 Sire you can lead a Horticulture, but you can't make her think. 1.2252 0.04904 111 91 15 5
1963 Yes Sire, you are less prickly than those around you! 1.2252 0.04375 111 88 21 2
1964 I agree. They totally give the room a more organic feel. 1.2252 0.04735 111 90 17 4
1965 I know he's your nephew, your Highness, but perhaps he was better suited as Royal Gardener than Captain of the King's Guard. 1.2252 0.04375 111 88 21 2
1966 Sir, would you like me to turn on the TV? Game of Thorns is on. 1.2252 0.04735 111 90 17 4
1967 I will no longer be needing your protection, your fired. 1.2252 0.04904 111 91 15 5
1968 No Sire, I told them to prithee. 1.2252 0.04183 111 87 23 1
1969 I'm guessing a hug is out of the question. 1.2252 0.04558 111 89 19 3
1970 Defense of the throne should not be left solely to your majesties succulents. 1.2252 0.04558 111 89 19 3
1971 Your majesty, a Wall of cactus plants will not protect our border. 1.2252 0.04558 111 89 19 3
1972 I'll just plant myself in the back, Sire. 1.2252 0.04375 111 88 21 2
1973 Your highness, I understand that you need protection, but human guards might make you seem a bit more . . . approachable? 1.2252 0.03548 111 89 21 1
1974 Prick or treat, your majesty. 1.2252 0.04735 111 90 17 4
1975 Your kingdom has become rather prickly, Your Majesty. 1.2252 0.04558 111 89 19 3
1976 PLANTagenet sounds good. 1.2252 0.04558 111 89 19 3
1977 Sire, I'm ready to make the change to plant-based weaponry? 1.2252 0.04735 111 90 17 4
1978 No one said it was better with Zach Galifianakis, it was only cheaper! 1.2252 0.04183 111 87 23 1
1979 Now your Highness. Which of your court did you want shaved? 1.2252 0.04375 111 88 21 2
1980 The guards want to know if they can shed some of their armor in this Arizona heat. 1.2252 0.04904 111 91 15 5
1981 My lord, the queen is wondering where you've moved her throne. 1.2252 0.04735 111 90 17 4
1982 My lord, it appears that you are displeased and a bit prickly about where they have planted you! 1.2252 0.04558 111 89 19 3
1983 Her majesty is still undergoing treatment for yesterday's audiences. 1.2252 0.04375 111 88 21 2
1984 It was the crown of thorns not the throne of thorns, your majesty. 1.2252 0.04735 111 90 17 4
1985 Climate change? I'll be President forever. 1.2252 0.04735 111 90 17 4
1986 I promise I'll water them while you're gone this time. 1.2252 0.04375 111 88 21 2
1987 I rule, chosen by Divine right, but He also likes cacti. So knock it off on the "prickly" jokes. 1.2252 0.04558 111 89 19 3
1988 Of course not, my lord— No one thinks your advisors are sharper than you. 1.2252 0.04558 111 89 19 3
1989 You summoned me to slay undocumented alien flora? 1.2252 0.04735 111 90 17 4
1990 Not go good in battle, but may I suggest a more kinky use for them? 1.2252 0.04904 111 91 15 5
1991 Sure, the economy is stable, but I still think he's a prick. 1.2252 0.03183 111 95 12 4
1992 I've come to rid you of the succulents, sire 1.2252 0.04375 111 88 21 2
1993 I’m sorry your highness , butt I can’t fetch you “Royal Palms”, because Florida hasn’t been discovered yet . 1.2252 0.02914 111 89 22 0
1994 I think we have taken this whole 'Christmas in July' thing too far. 1.2252 0.03983 111 86 25 0
1995 Perhaps you would be more amused if you were between two ferns. 1.2252 0.04735 111 90 17 4
1996 The problem with kings is they have a lot of prickly companions. 1.2252 0.04735 111 90 17 4
1997 M'lord, I heard "succulent cacti". 1.2252 0.04558 111 89 19 3
1998 Your Royal highness wants me to find Priscilla, Queen of the Desert? 1.2252 0.04183 111 87 23 1
1999 When I said I needed those things with the pointy ends to guard me, this is not what I meant! 1.2252 0.04558 111 89 19 3
2000 The Queen was overheard muttering in her chambers "Just what part of 'No means no' is so damn hard to understand?" 1.2252 0.04735 111 90 17 4
2001 No thanks, Your Highness. Peyote makes me blackout. 1.2252 0.04375 111 88 21 2
2002 Sire, the Royal Taxonomist has replied that you are not in fact the King of the Succulents. 1.2252 0.04558 111 89 19 3
2003 Sorry––you just didn't seem 'the flower type.' 1.2252 0.04375 111 88 21 2
2004 I have pledged my troth to the Holy Gila Monster of Prescott and slain the accursed Damsel of Winslow; now what's all this about a grail? 1.2252 0.04558 111 89 19 3
2005 Honestly,Sire. I called you Dick. 1.2252 0.04558 111 89 19 3
2006 The people from the Agriculture Department are here again. 1.2252 0.04735 111 90 17 4
2007 I shall take your order most pointedly. 1.2252 0.04375 111 88 21 2
2008 Shall I trim the needles, Sire? 1.2252 0.04183 111 87 23 1
2009 ‘Goeth West young man’ 1.2252 0.04183 111 87 23 1
2010 You did say you wanted more shrubbery. 1.2252 0.04375 111 88 21 2
2011 Some rule with an iron fist, I do it with a green thumb. 1.2252 0.04375 111 88 21 2
2012 I'm sure you'll be safe now your excellency. 1.2252 0.04375 111 88 21 2
2013 Sire, I smote the rustlers. 1.2252 0.04558 111 89 19 3
2014 Of course your highness. Game of Thorns was not a typo. 1.2252 0.04904 111 91 15 5
2015 I said you should get your just desserts. 1.2252 0.04558 111 89 19 3
2016 I love the drought tolerant motif sire. 1.2252 0.04183 111 87 23 1
2017 Sir, we're concerned with the number of the pricks in your cohort. 1.2252 0.04558 111 89 19 3
2018 Your highness, the citizens are acting a bit prickly. 1.2252 0.04558 111 89 19 3
2019 It looks like we're stuck here. 1.2252 0.04375 111 88 21 2
2020 Your defense mechanisms are mythic. 1.2252 0.04558 111 89 19 3
2021 I see your Majesty supports environmental protections. 1.2252 0.04375 111 88 21 2
2022 Your Majesty, the Queen of the Home Decor Department is on her way to meet with you. 1.2252 0.04558 111 89 19 3
2023 Yes sire it will look like you conquered new lands on Fox News. 1.2252 0.04558 111 89 19 3
2024 Yes sire! The Royal Xeriscaping Contest has been announced! 1.2252 0.03983 111 86 25 0
2025 Shut it, I decide what's trendy. 1.2252 0.04375 111 88 21 2
2026 No, sir, it wasn't a typo. They didn't say princely. They said prickly. 1.2252 0.04375 111 88 21 2
2027 ‘Tis I, Sir Suckup of Succulents. 1.2252 0.03879 111 93 14 4
2028 I see Aunt Flo hath cometh. 1.2252 0.04375 111 88 21 2
2029 Actually, I’m the groundskeeper, 1.2252 0.03983 111 86 25 0
2030 So this is what you meant by going green? 1.2252 0.04084 111 89 20 2
2031 And you need me here....why? 1.2252 0.04375 111 88 21 2
2032 And now, Majesty, the beard. 1.2252 0.03983 111 86 25 0
2033 Sire, your subjects see your style as more to the point than prickly. 1.2252 0.04375 111 88 21 2
2034 Wait, did you say send in the supplicants? 1.2252 0.04558 111 89 19 3
2035 Your advisors, sire, seem a bit prickly. 1.2252 0.04375 111 88 21 2
2036 Excuse the armour, but your advisers can be a little prickly. 1.2252 0.04904 111 91 15 5
2037 Yeah! A water quest without a magic web map? The server is down again! 1.2252 0.04375 111 88 21 2
2038 As you command your succulency. 1.2252 0.04375 111 88 21 2
2039 You say the Queen was more prickly? 1.2252 0.04183 111 87 23 1
2040 You have no idea how uncomfortable is the throne upon which I sit. 1.2252 0.04904 111 91 15 5
2041 My liege, the juxtaposition does bring out your benevolence.” 1.2252 0.04558 111 89 19 3
2042 I don’t think that’s what they meant by ‘Samuel the Spineless,’ Your Grace. 1.2252 0.04904 111 91 15 5
2043 Congratulations on winning the Iron Thorn, my King. 1.2252 0.04904 111 91 15 5
2044 My Grace, you misunderstand. Your supplicants are spineless, the heir is dry, and you're prickly. 1.2252 0.04904 111 91 15 5
2045 You have been a bit of a royal prick lately. 1.2252 0.04904 111 91 15 5
2046 Your majesty, I agree we have a prickly situation. 1.2252 0.04735 111 90 17 4
2047 My liege, we searched far and wide for the answer you seek. The correct pronunciation is “cack-tie.” 1.2252 0.04183 111 87 23 1
2048 My therapist says it's less about cacti and more about keeping people at bay. 1.2252 0.04558 111 89 19 3
2049 You do have a prickly personality 1.2252 0.04375 111 88 21 2
2050 I get lonely too... 1.2252 0.04375 111 88 21 2
2051 I can explain. 1.2252 0.04375 111 88 21 2
2052 The succulents are ours! 1.2252 0.04558 111 89 19 3
2053 The landscaper recommended snapdragons. 1.2252 0.04375 111 88 21 2
2054 You've been pretty prickly lately 1.2252 0.04183 111 87 23 1
2055 No, Your Majesty. I said be careful not to prick yourself. 1.2252 0.04558 111 89 19 3
2056 The new royal chef assures me that your highness can request a succulent meal without any further confusion. 1.2252 0.04647 111 92 14 5
2057 I can come back Your Highness, I see you're in a prickly mood. 1.2252 0.03548 111 89 21 1
2058 Please tell me that doesn’t turn into a recliner. 1.2252 0.04558 111 89 19 3
2059 I watered them as you commanded Sire. 1.2232 0.04522 112 90 19 3
2060 I'm sorry, sir. We can do a lot of things but we can't make it rain. 1.2232 0.04151 112 88 23 1
2061 It's hard to find good gardeners these days 1.2232 0.04865 112 92 15 5
2062 Find me a crown of thrones 1.2232 0.04340 112 89 21 2
2063 I don't like your prickly attitude dad! 1.2232 0.04340 112 89 21 2
2064 They are prickly Your Majesty, but I don't think they will protect the throne as well as us. 1.2232 0.04340 112 89 21 2
2065 The Sustainable Throne just doesn’t have the right cachet. 1.2232 0.04522 112 90 19 3
2066 I said I would like some dessert, not desert. 1.2232 0.04522 112 90 19 3
2067 Sir, your loyal subjects are beginning to notice you feel like you've been deserted. 1.2232 0.04522 112 90 19 3
2068 Sorry, Trump has already applied to be king of Texas. 1.2232 0.03952 112 87 25 0
2069 If we don't do something about global warming we'll both need a new dress code. 1.2232 0.04522 112 90 19 3
2070 You know the cacti really brings out your eyes 1.2232 0.03952 112 87 25 0
2071 At your request Sire, I am here to trim your throne. 1.2232 0.04340 112 89 21 2
2072 No, sire. In my judgement a group of succulents will not add another layer of security, though an Aloe Vera would be a welcome addition. 1.2232 0.04696 112 91 17 4
2073 Dad, ff you were a bit more approachable, I wouldn't be so armoured. 1.2232 0.04340 112 89 21 2
2074 OK - next Crusade - well North of Mexico and please no more momentos from foreign lands.. 1.2232 0.04696 112 91 17 4
2075 Sir you can’t keep closing yourself off like this 1.2232 0.04151 112 88 23 1
2076 Sire, I have good news: We're getting close to the lost greenhouse of Pico Verde. 1.2232 0.04696 112 91 17 4
2077 This should hold you until I'm back on Monday. 1.2232 0.04340 112 89 21 2
2078 The queen calls it Palm Springs modern and also a thing. 1.2232 0.04696 112 91 17 4
2079 Prickly? I am NOT prickly. 1.2232 0.04865 112 92 15 5
2080 Why Yes, Your Highness, occasionally I too suffer from prickly heat... 1.2232 0.04696 112 91 17 4
2081 I see my King has been hiking. 1.2232 0.04522 112 90 19 3
2082 I'm afraid the princess was rejected by Arizona State... 1.2232 0.04865 112 92 15 5
2083 you seem to be in a prickly situation, your Highness 1.2232 0.04340 112 89 21 2
2084 Ready to trim the cactus. 1.2232 0.04340 112 89 21 2
2085 I think 'Between Two Ferns' has a better ring to it. 1.2232 0.04151 112 88 23 1
2086 Sir, we’re in a rather prickly situation. 1.2232 0.04340 112 89 21 2
2087 Another quest for succulents, my liege? 1.2232 0.04522 112 90 19 3
2088 What do I have to do to marry the non-prickly one? 1.2232 0.03743 112 91 19 2
2089 The moat's not coming along quite as we'd hoped. 1.2232 0.04340 112 89 21 2
2090 Now that you’re King, you’ll have to watch out for the pricks. 1.2232 0.04340 112 89 21 2
2091 I take it you're not interested in a hug. 1.2232 0.04340 112 89 21 2
2092 Our cacti are no match for their pruning shears. 1.2232 0.04151 112 88 23 1
2093 In the Game of Thorns, the palace is full of spines. 1.2232 0.04340 112 89 21 2
2094 No, your majesty, I don't find you prickly at all." 1.2212 0.04659 113 92 17 4
2095 Is this what they call a thirst trap, sire? 1.2212 0.04659 113 92 17 4
2096 I'm afraid the polls show people still think it's good to be king, sire. 1.2212 0.04486 113 91 19 3
2097 I'm here to audition for Game of Thorns. 1.2212 0.04119 113 89 23 1
2098 Yes, Your Highness, your defense plan is the best ever. 1.2212 0.04486 113 91 19 3
2099 I don't think this will win back the deserters, Your Grace. 1.2212 0.04306 113 90 21 2
2100 (Through clenched teeth) "I-think-you-left-one-piece-of-cactus...ON THE THRONE!!!!!" 1.2212 0.04659 113 92 17 4
2101 The new xeriscape labyrinth is ready for your Dryness. 1.2212 0.04214 113 92 18 3
2102 This new "everything you touch turns to plants phase" concerns me. 1.2212 0.04986 113 94 13 6
2103 Remind me not send you balloons for your birthday. 1.2212 0.04486 113 91 19 3
2104 Sire, our quest for ficus has just begun. 1.2212 0.04659 113 92 17 4
2105 This is no bed of roses 1.2212 0.04486 113 91 19 3
2106 A chalice of Mescal, Your Highness?" 1.2212 0.04486 113 91 19 3
2107 When I captured these spoils, I thought you said wage war on Tucson, not Tuscany. 1.2212 0.04659 113 92 17 4
2108 You’’d better come inside. It’s going to rain. 1.2212 0.04743 113 95 12 6
2109 so we didn't find any valuable resources out there,but ya know...these look pretty badass next to your throne. 1.2212 0.04986 113 94 13 6
2110 Having a prickly day, are we, my liege? 1.2212 0.03922 113 88 25 0
2111 My King, why have you deserted us? 1.2212 0.04825 113 93 15 5
2112 I believe they were called palms, sir. 1.2212 0.02261 113 94 18 1
2113 But no one doubts you virility, Sire. 1.2212 0.04486 113 91 19 3
2114 I have come to play the Game of Thorns. 1.2212 0.04486 113 91 19 3
2115 Congratulations! The first royal to get dominion over the Plant Kingdom. 1.2212 0.04306 113 90 21 2
2116 Don't make me bristle! 1.2212 0.04306 113 90 21 2
2117 I offer deadly knightshade, Sire. 1.2212 0.04306 113 90 21 2
2118 This new conquest should do wonders for your allergies. 1.2212 0.04306 113 90 21 2
2119 Where would you like the sand, my Lord? 1.2212 0.04306 113 90 21 2
2120 If you’ve got a minute, sire, I’d like to talk to you about advanced security systems for a modern world. 1.2212 0.05284 104 87 11 6
2121 I’ve had enough, you have to choose: it’s them or me 1.2202 0.04764 109 89 16 4
2122 Sire, there is a giant aphid attacking the castle 1.2202 0.04582 109 88 18 3
2123 Girded for tending thy support plants, Sire. 1.2202 0.04939 109 90 14 5
2124 Yes, I am in a prickly situation, but we can get through it. 1.2202 0.04582 109 88 18 3
2125 Seems you have a new form of protection...shall I go?" 1.2202 0.04195 109 86 22 1
2126 Your Majesty's horned lizard has cornered the Queen. 1.2202 0.04195 109 86 22 1
2127 Why so prickly and defensive? 1.2202 0.04195 109 86 22 1
2128 Your Grace, I'm afraid these thorns will be no match for Khaleesi's dragons. 1.2202 0.04393 109 87 20 2
2129 Yes - I know, we're in a prickly situation! 1.2202 0.04195 109 86 22 1
2130 Your people are complaining that you’ve become prickly in your old age.” 1.2202 0.04195 109 86 22 1
2131 I believe the crowd What-a-Prick shouts were meant as a complement 1.2202 0.03987 109 90 16 3
2132 The enemy is at the gate, your highness. They seem more fierce than your fearful plants! 1.2202 0.04393 109 87 20 2
2133 Definitely more attractive than the concertina wire, sire. 1.2170 0.04645 106 86 17 3
2134 The jester must have got here just before me. 1.2170 0.04645 106 86 17 3
2135 I am prepared to smite them, my king. 1.2170 0.03548 106 86 19 1
2136 Well, you don't have to be so defensive about it. 1.2170 0.04645 106 86 17 3
2137 Global Warming Sir. 1.2170 0.04240 106 84 21 1
2138 I hath slain thine enemy, and pillaged exotic plants. 1.2170 0.04447 106 85 19 2
2139 No, not as intimidating as the Iron Throne. 1.2170 0.04447 106 85 19 2
2140 A plant, a plant! My kingdom for a plant! 1.2170 0.04645 106 86 17 3
2141 Thank God—I thought rebels had sacked the greenhouse and pillaged our succulents. 1.2170 0.04240 106 84 21 1
2142 I think you'll need the winter armor for Palm Springs 1.2170 0.04834 106 87 15 4
2143 Your majesty, you seem a bit prickly today. 1.2170 0.04645 106 86 17 3
2144 My lord, this is your plan to reduce defense spending? 1.2170 0.04447 106 85 19 2
2145 And now I even make my own cold pressed juice. 1.2170 0.04240 106 84 21 1
2146 When you said we had the budget to increase security, I thought you meant more people. 1.2170 0.04645 106 86 17 3
2147 Oh, I thought you asked for desert. 1.2170 0.04447 106 85 19 2
2148 You're giving them too much water. 1.2170 0.04240 106 84 21 1
2149 I am sure the stories of wealth of your brother's kingdom are greatly exaggerated. 1.2170 0.04834 106 87 15 4
2150 Why, your majesty, do you call me a thorn in your side? 1.2170 0.04834 106 87 15 4
2151 Succulents from suck-ups - it makes sense to me, your majesty. 1.2170 0.04447 106 85 19 2
2152 Prickly situation 1.2170 0.05017 106 88 13 5
2153 Sire, despite all the hype, it turns out that desert landscaping is NOT the holy grail. 1.2170 0.04447 106 85 19 2
2154 No sir, I didn't mean that YOU seemed prickly. 1.2170 0.04240 106 84 21 1
2155 I'll call somebody to pull it out for you ! Don't move....... 1.2170 0.04834 106 87 15 4
2156 I’m here to slay the succulence your majesty. 1.2170 0.04645 106 86 17 3
2157 Why do people call me “prickly”? 1.2170 0.05193 106 89 11 6
2158 Guiliani, I said use your sword not your words. 1.2170 0.04447 106 85 19 2
2159 I have slain the mighty crabgrass sire, your lawn is now safe. 1.2170 0.04447 106 85 19 2
2160 You called for an armor knight sir? Yes, I need you to water my cactus 1.2170 0.04834 106 87 15 4
2161 In sooth, sire, though it would befit the décor of the throne, a crown of thorns might be in questionable taste. 1.2170 0.04447 106 85 19 2
2162 The queen says she's not too comfortable with the new living arrangements. 1.2170 0.04447 106 85 19 2
2163 I guessed you'd send to the greenhouse again, so I came prepared. 1.2170 0.04645 106 86 17 3
2164 Spoils of the temperate house. 1.2170 0.04240 106 84 21 1
2165 When I said to desert the castle, this is not what I had in mind. 1.2170 0.04645 106 86 17 3
2166 My lord, it appears the oasis was just a mirage." 1.2170 0.04023 106 83 23 0
2167 you’re a genius sir, these succs have you way, way up with felons, the old and feeble, millennials and other demos that can’t be trusted with the most basic shit and honestly should just be grateful to be alive 1.2170 0.04645 106 86 17 3
2168 So these low maintenance beasts have more points than my barbs. 1.2170 0.04645 106 86 17 3
2169 The War of the Roses is over. They lost. 1.2170 0.04645 106 86 17 3
2170 Your decision to go green sire will resonate with your base. 1.2170 0.04447 106 85 19 2
2171 Our defenses are losing ground. 1.2170 0.04834 106 87 15 4
2172 It's nice to see someone moving away from succulents. 1.2170 0.04240 106 84 21 1
2173 Winter is coming...I'll prepare the mulch. 1.2170 0.04645 106 86 17 3
2174 We are out of tequila again. 1.2170 0.04447 106 85 19 2
2175 WHAT'S NEXT....CAMELS? 1.2170 0.04645 106 86 17 3
2176 No, your grace, I haven't heard of the game of thorns. 1.2170 0.04834 106 87 15 4
2177 The hippie says he needs them back by noon. 1.2170 0.04834 106 87 15 4
2178 Sire, we do not have enough fertilizer for the geraniums. 1.2170 0.04645 106 86 17 3
2179 We are adding natural defenses to our armament. 1.2170 0.04447 106 85 19 2
2180 Pandering to the desert realms again? 1.2170 0.04023 106 83 23 0
2181 The advice was “The Crown should show a little spine, right now,” not “little spines.” 1.2170 0.04645 106 86 17 3
2182 So this is Stage 4 of your exposure therapy, Sir. 1.2170 0.04645 106 86 17 3
2183 If I may be so bold, your Majesty is looking rather prickly today. 1.2170 0.04645 106 86 17 3
2184 So what's this about your daughter's hand and a Gila Monster? 1.2170 0.04834 106 87 15 4
2185 PAIGE NO! 1.2170 0.04834 106 87 15 4
2186 We both have good points! 1.2170 0.03909 106 85 20 1
2187 Does Your Majesty desire a beverage? 1.2150 0.04605 107 87 17 3
2188 What is this climate change you speak of sire?! 1.2136 0.04907 103 85 14 4
2189 Glad to play a leadership role in the battle against climate change. 1.2136 0.04286 103 82 20 1
2190 What do you expect? You are one of the Plantagenets, aren’t you? 1.2136 0.04709 103 84 16 3
2191 The Duke of York is not giving up his pitcher plant. I recommend we lay siege. 1.2136 0.04503 103 83 18 2
2192 Your majesty, I am brave enough to get the sword from the stone but not brave enough to look after your houseplants whilst you’re on holiday. 1.2136 0.04286 103 82 20 1
2193 The Queen on F4 sent me to remind you not to overwater her succulents. 1.2136 0.04058 103 81 22 0
2194 Your succulent sycophants comport rather well with Your Majesty. 1.2136 0.04503 103 83 18 2
2195 Yes Sire, your throne is quite succulent. 1.2136 0.04503 103 83 18 2
2196 “The queen has gotten into botanicals.” 1.2136 0.04286 103 82 20 1
2197 I admit I am no match for these potted plants. 1.2136 0.04286 103 82 20 1
2198 I've managed to subdue the prickly pear and barrel cacti, but I think we should wait for Lancelot before attacking the yuccas. 1.2136 0.03689 103 82 21 0
2199 I only have to water once a week so we have way more time to murder & pillage. 1.2136 0.04503 103 83 18 2
2200 I said I wanted the most practiced, not cactus, you idiot. 1.2128 0.04987 94 77 14 3
2201 So, King Richard, your family line should read Plantagonist 1.2115 0.04864 104 86 14 4
2202 No dragons yet, Your Highness. But we did find one Gila monster. 1.2115 0.04668 104 85 16 3
2203 Since you like thorny situations, Sire, I've come to tell you we're surrounded. 1.2115 0.04864 104 86 14 4
2204 I cannot find any more cacti in the kingdom of England, sire. 1.2095 0.04214 105 84 20 1
2205 Your Majesty is a true defender of Southwestern civilization. 1.2079 0.04520 101 82 17 2
2206 I think Denmark is a slightly larger threat than the rodents, my Lord." 1.2079 0.04178 101 83 16 2
2207 Is this why you call yourself the first Plantagenet king? 1.2079 0.04520 101 82 17 2
2208 Mine error of typography presents vexing repercussions indeed, your majesty. 1.2079 0.05135 101 85 11 5
2209 The first Knight of Dyslexia, "My apologies, Your Majesty, I thought your decree was for a royal thorn." 1.2079 0.04520 101 82 17 2
2210 The Duchess of Succulents turned down your offer of both marriage and a shared greenhouse. 1.2079 0.04520 101 82 17 2
2211 Why, yes, Sire, now that you mention it, you do seem a bit prickly today" 1.2079 0.05135 101 85 11 5
2212 Apologies, Your Grace, we were sure you said Game of Thorns. 1.2079 0.04295 101 81 19 1
2213 As a leader, don't forget about the little succulents. 1.2079 0.04295 101 81 19 1
2214 This is not the "going green" which the Roundtable was suggesting. 1.2079 0.04520 101 82 17 2
2215 Dinner is porcupine soup garnished with thistle. 1.2079 0.04520 101 82 17 2
2216 Succulents for sycophants. Very green indeed sire. 1.2079 0.04520 101 82 17 2
2217 The forecast is hot with a chance of reign. 1.2079 0.04058 101 80 21 0
2218 Your Majesty, the succulents will help you appear more "relatable". 1.2079 0.04520 101 82 17 2
2219 The search for further succulents was feudal, your majesty. 1.2079 0.04520 101 82 17 2
2220 How about a whistle for King Thistle? 1.2079 0.04520 101 82 17 2
2221 Yes, I was born here. 1.2079 0.04734 101 83 15 3
2222 The succulents will play much better than iron on Instagram, your grace. 1.2079 0.04734 101 83 15 3
2223 I can't bear it, sir. 1.2079 0.04295 101 81 19 1
2224 Shall I pricketh him? 1.2079 0.04520 101 82 17 2
2225 I heard things can get prickly pretty fast around here. 1.2079 0.04520 101 82 17 2
2226 I guess I just assumed being the Royal Planet Waterer would be less high risk than this. 1.2079 0.04520 101 82 17 2
2227 Your Highness, the term "War of the Roses" was metaphorical. 1.2079 0.04520 101 82 17 2
2228 It looks like you have a very thorny problem 1.2079 0.04520 101 82 17 2
2229 So, I gather that you’ve been told about global warming, Sire. 1.2079 0.04295 101 81 19 1
2230 But Your Majesty, this is how the more privileged class announces their arrival in Brooklyn. 1.2079 0.04520 101 82 17 2
2231 Don't tell me --you are afraid of people thinking you gay if you grow flowers 1.2079 0.04734 101 83 15 3
2232 Sorry, I heard fernicious guard plants, not pernicious 1.2079 0.04939 101 84 13 4
2233 Sire, they were out of agave so I got you stevia instead 1.2079 0.04939 101 84 13 4
2234 I chose organic armor over inorganic metal armor. 1.2079 0.04295 101 81 19 1
2235 Switching from my horse to a golf cart was not part of my allegiance. 1.2079 0.04734 101 83 15 3
2236 Yes, my liege, our latest joust will be without horses. And I must say, I prefer my camel--a lot. 1.2079 0.03806 101 84 15 2
2237 Now that you have won the Game of Thorns, what's next? 1.2079 0.04939 101 84 13 4
2238 Well, sir, Queen Priscilla did lean into the role a little more than you. 1.2079 0.04734 101 83 15 3
2239 My apologies, your majesty, but the kudzu could not be brought to bear. 1.2079 0.04734 101 83 15 3
2240 A Second Succulent Crusade your majesty?? 1.2079 0.04520 101 82 17 2
2241 Sire, you wish to be King of Pricks? Never a dull moment. 1.2079 0.04295 101 81 19 1
2242 They refer to you, sire, as a bit of a prick. 1.2079 0.04520 101 82 17 2
2243 OK, instead of defending the realm, we can go to Arizona. 1.2079 0.04520 101 82 17 2
2244 My Lord, The Succulents are at the Gates ! 1.2079 0.04520 101 82 17 2
2245 Now what was the point of banning all those spindles? 1.2079 0.04939 101 84 13 4
2246 Indeed, you are King Rose among the thorns. 1.2059 0.04894 102 85 13 4
2247 Just how big was the one you sat on? 1.2059 0.04692 102 84 15 3
2248 Your Majesty,I believe it's called 'Between Two Ferns 1.2059 0.05089 102 86 11 5
2249 You can catch me up at sunrise basking in the sun... I prefer the knight life. 1.2059 0.04894 102 85 13 4
2250 Sire, they mean nothing when they talk about the king's succulents. 1.2059 0.04480 102 83 17 2
2251 Yes. The prick’s on the inside 1.2059 0.04480 102 83 17 2
2252 Sir, I think there is a misunderstanding. When I read Phoenix King - Trojan Guard, I thought it was for a security software engineering role. 1.2059 0.04692 102 84 15 3
2253 No, I won't change my name to Succulentsalot 1.2059 0.04692 102 84 15 3
2254 Game of Thorns? Really? I'll call you Lord of Prickles if that's OK 1.2059 0.04258 102 82 19 1
2255 We are in trouble, the Water Lilies have taken over the moat. 1.2059 0.04480 102 83 17 2
2256 If you really want my opinion, I just always assumed that you’d want a scarier nickname than ‘The Monarch Butterfly’ 1.2059 0.04692 102 84 15 3
2257 What do you mean I'm being replaced by a succulent! 1.2059 0.04692 102 84 15 3
2258 I'm surprised because Cactus-of-the-Month Club seemed perfect for your wife's birthday? 1.2059 0.04480 102 83 17 2
2259 Do you prefer “Your Highness” or “Sheriff?” 1.2059 0.04692 102 84 15 3
2260 Some of the guys chipped in to get them! 1.2059 0.04894 102 85 13 4
2261 Could you tend to my cactuses while I rule the country? 1.2059 0.04023 102 81 21 0
2262 Sire, Netflix just said no to your idea, "Throne of Thorns." 1.2059 0.04692 102 84 15 3
2263 But I enlisted to seek the Holy Grail, not another Venus fly-trap! 1.2059 0.04258 102 82 19 1
2264 The next time you give an executive order to exile your once-trusted advisors to a "prickly, potted life of shame, humiliation and revenge," you have to be a bit more specific. 1.2059 0.04480 102 83 17 2
2265 The show is, actually called, game of thrones. 1.2059 0.04480 102 83 17 2
2266 Sir, I believe you have gone too far with this “desert theme”. 1.2059 0.04692 102 84 15 3
2267 There just doesn't seem to be as much interest in a Game of Thorns series, your Grace. 1.2059 0.04692 102 84 15 3
2268 Well now that you mention it, Game of Thrones does make a lot more sense than Game of Thorns 1.2059 0.04692 102 84 15 3
2269 The angry plants and I have been talking, sir, and we all agree that your outfit sucks. 1.2059 0.04692 102 84 15 3
2270 I wanted you to win the Game of Thrones not Thorns! 1.2059 0.04480 102 83 17 2
2271 I will taketh my horse to ye Olde Town Road. I will riiiide till I am no longer able. 1.2059 0.05089 102 86 11 5
2272 You didn't mention that the forest I had to go through to rescue the princess was a cactus forest. 1.2059 0.04692 102 84 15 3
2273 Your Majesty, there is mounting confusion on whether we are to resign or learn how to garden. 1.2059 0.04480 102 83 17 2
2274 They could use some water. 1.2059 0.04894 102 85 13 4
2275 Yes I did take a self protection class 1.2059 0.04480 102 83 17 2
2276 I can see you wanting to go with the Southwestern look but you must remember we are in England your majesty. 1.2059 0.04692 102 84 15 3
2277 Which cactus do you want me to slay first? 1.2059 0.04692 102 84 15 3
2278 Your Majesty. We really need to talk about the houseplant situation 1.2059 0.04258 102 82 19 1
2279 Well, it kind of suits your prickly personality. 1.2059 0.04023 102 81 21 0
2280 The Queen appears a bit prickly this morning your highness! 1.2059 0.04480 102 83 17 2
2281 No Your Majesty, I don't think you're prickly. Have you tried smiling? 1.2059 0.04692 102 84 15 3
2282 Sire, it's Game of Thrones, not Game of Thorns 1.2059 0.04258 102 82 19 1
2283 It's utility combined with being fashion forward. 1.2059 0.04480 102 83 17 2
2284 Instead of one of these your grace, why not just get some leafier plants? 1.2059 0.04480 102 83 17 2
2285 Does your majesty appreciate the suck-up-ulents? 1.2059 0.04894 102 85 13 4
2286 You call it midlife crisis, I call it "unique Youtube content". 1.2059 0.04692 102 84 15 3
2287 They've taken to calling you a desert-er. 1.2059 0.04480 102 83 17 2
2288 There's word from the Southwest, M' Lord, but I suspect you've heard of it. 1.2059 0.03901 102 83 18 1
2289 Does His Majesty think beheading the Royal Decorator is a tad harsh? 1.2059 0.04480 102 83 17 2
2290 But sir, he's a Scorpio. 1.2059 0.04480 102 83 17 2
2291 Game of Thrones, not Game of Thorns! 1.2059 0.04258 102 82 19 1
2292 Only the succulents remain, sir. 1.2059 0.04258 102 82 19 1
2293 The king is a prick 1.2059 0.03367 102 86 14 2
2294 I don't think that's quite the solution to climate change. 1.2059 0.04480 102 83 17 2
2295 Loyalty is not everything, sire. 1.2059 0.04692 102 84 15 3
2296 Your Majesty, it's Game of Thrones not throne of thorns. 1.2059 0.04480 102 83 17 2
2297 Um, it's Game of Thrones, Sire. 1.2059 0.04480 102 83 17 2
2298 The desert already has a monarch, sire. Her name is Priscilla. 1.2059 0.04894 102 85 13 4
2299 Your highness, who do you think is ruling the pricks? 1.2059 0.04692 102 84 15 3
2300 For my next song, I'll sing, "I'm An Old Cowhand." 1.2059 0.04258 102 82 19 1
2301 Sire, you'll be considered prickly, even without the visual metaphors. 1.2059 0.04692 102 84 15 3
2302 You want to drain the actual swamp? 1.2059 0.04480 102 83 17 2
2303 I’m well suited for thorny issues! 1.2059 0.04894 102 85 13 4
2304 ‘So... Westeros is New Mexico?’ 1.2059 0.04480 102 83 17 2
2305 So daddy. Daddy af. 1.2059 0.04258 102 82 19 1
2306 I was referring to The War of the Roses, your highness. 1.2059 0.04894 102 85 13 4
2307 So, xeriscaping will probably not work in this climate! 1.2059 0.04480 102 83 17 2
2308 You are the love of my life 1.2059 0.05089 102 86 11 5
2309 I worship the very thorn you sit upon. 1.2059 0.04692 102 84 15 3
2310 Good news, we just pillaged 2000 kilos of perlite from the Italian front!” 1.2059 0.04894 102 85 13 4
2311 You said it was a Game of Thorns, Your Majesty... 1.2059 0.04258 102 82 19 1
2312 I see that you've planted yourself there. 1.2059 0.04480 102 83 17 2
2313 I've searched all of the Sahara and I have not found one rebel. 1.2059 0.04480 102 83 17 2
2314 My Lord, Between Two Cacti is indeed the king of online content. 1.2059 0.04480 102 83 17 2
2315 Less water, more sun. Yes, your succulency. 1.2059 0.04692 102 84 15 3
2316 Am I to assume that Your Majesty also has a dry wit? 1.2059 0.04692 102 84 15 3
2317 Feeling prickly again today, your majesty? 1.2059 0.04023 102 81 21 0
2318 THRONES, sire, not Game of Thorns. 1.2059 0.04480 102 83 17 2
2319 Sire, you'd be less prickly on "Between Two Ferns". 1.2059 0.04258 102 82 19 1
2320 I shall speak to Spartacus, Sire—he may have been overwatering again. 1.2059 0.04692 102 84 15 3
2321 Oh, I see sire! You wanted Sir Culents, not succulents. 1.2059 0.04480 102 83 17 2
2322 Have you considered a crown of thorns? 1.2041 0.04577 98 80 16 2
2323 Yes, my liege, the juxtaposition brings out your benevolence. 1.2039 0.04851 103 86 13 4
2324 I’ve been told this provides better Feng Shui to the Realm. 1.2020 0.04758 99 82 14 3
2325 M'Lord...The cactus and the carnivorous plants...Not the most welcoming foliage feng shui wise, if I may be so bold. 1.2020 0.04969 99 83 12 4
2326 The people have rejected the new turquoise standard, sire. 1.2020 0.04536 99 81 16 2
2327 Your Highnesses, as you decree, we Knights Who Say Ni shall be more specific than demanding shrubbery. We shall demand cannabis, Bud Light . . . and some munchies . 1.2000 0.05097 95 80 11 4
2328 No matter what your wizard says you are the King of England sir. 1.1979 0.04593 96 79 15 2
2329 Sire,may I suggest that Cacti is the right word." 1.1979 0.04088 96 77 19 0
2330 No, not really - I'm more of a hedge knight. 1.1979 0.04826 96 80 13 3
2331 It's so that people don't approach me. 1.1979 0.04593 96 79 15 2
2332 I'm sorry to report that the aloe didn't made it back. 1.1979 0.04593 96 79 15 2
2333 It's the Evergreens. From the North. 1.1979 0.04826 96 80 13 3
2334 I realize we've gone vegan, but you've got to admit it's not great optics. 1.1979 0.04348 96 78 17 1
2335 In truth your highness - intimidating? - yes, approachable? - no. 1.1979 0.04088 96 77 19 0
2336 I'm afraid that both the left and the right have become prickly. 1.1979 0.04348 96 78 17 1
2337 Do you still want wolfbane and garlic Sire ? 1.1979 0.04593 96 79 15 2
2338 You sent for me Your Succulency? 1.1979 0.04826 96 80 13 3
2339 Congratulation on winning Game of Thorns. 1.1979 0.04593 96 79 15 2
2340 Your iron fist is not weakened by your green thumb. 1.1979 0.04593 96 79 15 2
2341 Regarding your kingdom Sire,me thinks you got the short end of the sword at the Round Table 1.1979 0.04826 96 80 13 3
2342 Everybody else wears real armour. 1.1979 0.04593 96 79 15 2
2343 Sire, You seem to be in a bit of a prickly situation. 1.1979 0.04348 96 78 17 1
2344 Some in the kingdom say you're a bit thorny. 1.1979 0.04348 96 78 17 1
2345 My Lord, I find your prickly attitude demeaning. 1.1979 0.04593 96 79 15 2
2346 Your Majesty, I understand your prickly plant friends need some trimming. 1.1979 0.04826 96 80 13 3
2347 I will fall on the sword for hiring the landscapers. 1.1979 0.04593 96 79 15 2
2348 'I don't want to play Game of Thorns.' 1.1979 0.04348 96 78 17 1
2349 Is that all the trees left? Why didn't anyone speak up? 1.1979 0.04348 96 78 17 1
2350 A sharper edged Galifianakis, your Majesty ? 1.1979 0.04348 96 78 17 1
2351 The Queen said not to give them too much water. 1.1979 0.04348 96 78 17 1
2352 Some of the townspeople are saying your rulings have been a bit prickly, Your Majesty. 1.1979 0.04826 96 80 13 3
2353 Dad, I think the crown and the throne give you enough gravitas. The cacti are a little over the top. 1.1979 0.04593 96 79 15 2
2354 I’m thrown. Throne of thorns? 1.1979 0.05048 96 81 11 4
2355 You’re not looking like the reign man. 1.1979 0.04088 96 77 19 0
2356 I'm pretty sure "King of the Cacti" is the plural form, your highness. 1.1979 0.04826 96 80 13 3
2357 Your changeout of the interior plants makes it difficult to continue evading the climate change issue. 1.1979 0.04826 96 80 13 3
2358 You thought you were promoted to king of dessert, didn't you? 1.1979 0.04826 96 80 13 3
2359 Let's just move away from the dragons" you said. "The warm air will do us some good" you said 1.1979 0.04826 96 80 13 3
2360 Yes, Majesty: A terrarium. 1.1979 0.04593 96 79 15 2
2361 At least we're in a drought. 1.1979 0.03951 96 79 16 1
2362 Copyright be dammed! If you can play the Game of Thorns then why can't I become the Berger King? 1.1979 0.04826 96 80 13 3
2363 Your majesty, I get your point, but... 1.1979 0.04348 96 78 17 1
2364 The spoils of our crusade are fleas for your fly trap, my Liege. 1.1979 0.05048 96 81 11 4
2365 The Normans say you have to brexit. 1.1979 0.04348 96 78 17 1
2366 I know they're pointy and you have to feed them less but I just doubt they can do the job as well as us. 1.1979 0.04826 96 80 13 3
2367 Are you feeling prickly, your Majesty? 1.1979 0.04593 96 79 15 2
2368 Game of Thorns" is a bit on the nose, isn't it 1.1979 0.04593 96 79 15 2
2369 It’s “Game of Thrones”, Your Highness. Not “Thorns.” 1.1979 0.04593 96 79 15 2
2370 I've heard a lot of Royal Guards are losing their jobs to technology, but this is absurd your Highness 1.1979 0.04826 96 80 13 3
2371 Your Guards are a bit Prickly! 1.1979 0.04593 96 79 15 2
2372 Sir, why are you so cereus? 1.1979 0.04348 96 78 17 1
2373 The Millennial King wants his succulents back." 1.1979 0.04826 96 80 13 3
2374 Let them drink tequila 1.1979 0.04593 96 79 15 2
2375 So is the cactus supposed to distract from your crabs 1.1979 0.04826 96 80 13 3
2376 Your faith in the knighthood seems to have been supplanted. 1.1979 0.04826 96 80 13 3
2377 Ok, who got the most votes for King of Prickly? 1.1979 0.05048 96 81 11 4
2378 I fear this throne room won't get enough natural light, your highness. 1.1979 0.04088 96 77 19 0
2379 Your people are restless, Olaf. They have it their heads you're a climate denier. 1.1979 0.04826 96 80 13 3
2380 Unfortunately, the succulents were captured in an ambush. 1.1979 0.05261 96 82 9 5
2381 Sir, we found the deserter. 1.1979 0.04593 96 79 15 2
2382 A plant can replace a palace guard under normal conditions, but what if something unexpected happens? 1.1979 0.05048 96 81 11 4
2383 Dad, It’s a thorny subject. 1.1979 0.04348 96 78 17 1
2384 Year 1019 - the first millennial king loved the succulent craze 1.1979 0.04348 96 78 17 1
2385 Go get Zak Galifianakis! 1.1979 0.04593 96 79 15 2
2386 Yes, sire, my degree IS in horticulture, but I'd prefer to fight dragons. 1.1979 0.04593 96 79 15 2
2387 Well, you said you wanted a desert kingdom. 1.1979 0.04593 96 79 15 2
2388 Sire, the cook has prepared all your favorites - spiny lobster and prickly pear, beef skewers, spiked rum and sticky pudding. 1.1979 0.04348 96 78 17 1
2389 Can I fetch you a cushion? 1.1979 0.04593 96 79 15 2
2390 Now I understand why you are so picky. 1.1979 0.04593 96 79 15 2
2391 Lady of the Lake? Highness, I couldn't even find a lake. 1.1979 0.04348 96 78 17 1
2392 Sorry Sir Greg, we have had to make some personnel cuts. 1.1979 0.04826 96 80 13 3
2393 Congratulations on becoming king, just remember your roots. 1.1979 0.04593 96 79 15 2
2394 When I said bring me some succulents, I meant steak, pie, etc, 1.1979 0.04826 96 80 13 3
2395 Still no sign of Priscilla 1.1979 0.04826 96 80 13 3
2396 You've surrounded yourself with pricks, your majesty. 1.1979 0.04348 96 78 17 1
2397 Sire, what are they? 1.1979 0.04348 96 78 17 1
2398 I'm thinking of calling it "Game of Thorns." 1.1979 0.04348 96 78 17 1
2399 Well sir, it has finally happened - all the water has gone under the bridge 1.1979 0.04088 96 77 19 0
2400 A concession to climate change. Don't get prickly with me! 1.1979 0.04593 96 79 15 2
2401 I think it was supposed to be "between two ferns." 1.1979 0.04593 96 79 15 2
2402 Your Majesty, my sense is that you are a bit prickly about the Guinevere situation. 1.1979 0.04593 96 79 15 2
2403 Yes, it's a thorny question. 1.1979 0.04593 96 79 15 2
2404 King of Pricks 1.1979 0.04826 96 80 13 3
2405 We're out of Depends 1.1979 0.04593 96 79 15 2
2406 So who's the clinging vine? 1.1979 0.04826 96 80 13 3
2407 Obviously, you are apposed to me approaching the throne 1.1979 0.04088 96 77 19 0
2408 Not sure Sire, if all the prickly plants are conducive to a harmonious feng shui flow 1.1979 0.04593 96 79 15 2
2409 Gotta watch your ass when you're king... 1.1979 0.04593 96 79 15 2
2410 Le Beaujolais Nouveau est arrivé! 1.1979 0.04826 96 80 13 3
2411 They never mention the gnats. 1.1979 0.04220 96 80 14 2
2412 I wish I designed it before my horse threw me into your cactus. 1.1979 0.04348 96 78 17 1
2413 Why the armor? 1.1979 0.05048 96 81 11 4
2414 The chafing has been horrific since you moved your kingdom to the desert. 1.1979 0.02397 96 82 13 1
2415 I see what you did there, but... 1.1979 0.04593 96 79 15 2
2416 We still can't find any water, Your Majesty. 1.1979 0.04826 96 80 13 3
2417 I stand willing to fall on my sword for my Highness, but not on ye cactus. 1.1979 0.04593 96 79 15 2
2418 Put your sword away. These are my friends. 1.1979 0.04826 96 80 13 3
2419 Trump's dream 1.1979 0.04593 96 79 15 2
2420 Another whim, your Majesty? 1.1979 0.04593 96 79 15 2
2421 Prickly today, eh Boss? 1.1979 0.05261 96 82 9 5
2422 I believe I am appropriately garbed to approach you and your advisors, Your Majesty. 1.1979 0.04826 96 80 13 3
2423 We've been duped by the knights of the prickly pear my Liege. 1.1979 0.04593 96 79 15 2
2424 Methinks Your Majesty knows we conquered the Southwest? 1.1979 0.04826 96 80 13 3
2425 I'm getting a prickly sensation here. 1.1979 0.04826 96 80 13 3
2426 Sir: The textile department at Desert U. has found that we could joust better in 100 percent cotton 1.1979 0.04348 96 78 17 1
2427 this is a prickly matter 1.1979 0.04088 96 77 19 0
2428 Isn’t a Crown of Thorns enough? 1.1979 0.04593 96 79 15 2
2429 I’m sorry, they are part of the green initiative 1.1979 0.04593 96 79 15 2
2430 For thy next quest,fetch me two pink flamingos and a chalice of zinfandel! 1.1979 0.04593 96 79 15 2
2431 Please, Your Highness, get right to the point! 1.1979 0.04593 96 79 15 2
2432 Yes, it does look like you’re in a prickly situation your highness. 1.1979 0.04593 96 79 15 2
2433 I think we should go with your plant based burger, King. 1.1979 0.04826 96 80 13 3
2434 A succulent, a succulent! My kingdom for a succulent! 1.1979 0.04826 96 80 13 3
2435 The Queen wishes to apologize once more for killing the ficus, my lord. 1.1979 0.04826 96 80 13 3
2436 The Green Revolution is here. 1.1979 0.04593 96 79 15 2
2437 So why not crown of thorns, old hat? 1.1979 0.04348 96 78 17 1
2438 Your Grace, I am ready for your punishment of flogging by cactus. 1.1979 0.04348 96 78 17 1
2439 It’s much better than the pussy willows, Sire. 1.1979 0.04593 96 79 15 2
2440 Someone's mighty prickly today. 1.1979 0.04088 96 77 19 0
2441 My liege, the switch from men to succulents has been going smoothly, but may I ask why you summoned me in here? 1.1979 0.04593 96 79 15 2
2442 Good news,Sire! You just won an all-expense paid vacation for two to Kingman, Arizona 1.1979 0.05048 96 81 11 4
2443 I know it's a prickly matter - but your subjects are now calling you the 'cactus king' " 1.1979 0.04348 96 78 17 1
2444 Sire, the suit challenges. The sword is decorative. 1.1979 0.04593 96 79 15 2
2445 It was the game of thrones, your highness, not thorns. 1.1979 0.04593 96 79 15 2
2446 Sir! You seem to be on pins and needles today!” Pepa Chindrmi-Dodge, Irvine, Californi 1.1979 0.03183 96 79 17 0
2447 We are winning the crusade for Jerusalem...artichokes. 1.1979 0.04593 96 79 15 2
2448 Sire, methinks Your Royal Highness' dyslexia hath fouled your Royal bright idea. 1.1979 0.04593 96 79 15 2
2449 As your new Royal Guard-ner, may I say you're looking sharp? 1.1979 0.04593 96 79 15 2
2450 Why slay a ferocious dragon when I can bring you a Ferocactus? 1.1979 0.04593 96 79 15 2
2451 Game of Thorns." A truly inspired title, Sire 1.1979 0.04348 96 78 17 1
2452 Who said anything about replacing you with a houseplant? 1.1979 0.04826 96 80 13 3
2453 Hallucinating on mescaline again, Billy? 1.1979 0.05048 96 81 11 4
2454 No your majesty, Arizona hasn't surrendered yet 1.1979 0.04348 96 78 17 1
2455 Your Majesty, the root rot could not be slain. 1.1979 0.04593 96 79 15 2
2456 No, Sire, I don't think the vegans will be scared of your plant army. 1.1979 0.04348 96 78 17 1
2457 Your Highness, I recommend watering them everyday and to keep them out of the Dark Ages 1.1979 0.05465 96 83 7 6
2458 Your advisors are slow to respond, my liege. 1.1979 0.04348 96 78 17 1
2459 I have a hard time believing it was my kids who put one of those on the seat 1.1979 0.04826 96 80 13 3
2460 A shrubbery, sir? 1.1979 0.05048 96 81 11 4
2461 Your Majesty, a peasant named Zach , the one with a funny last name, suggests you consider ferns instead of cacti. 1.1979 0.05048 96 81 11 4
2462 You called for the gardener, Your Majesty? 1.1979 0.04593 96 79 15 2
2463 Sir, I’m sorry, but the funeral for your bonsai tree was cancelled because of Sir Fly Trap II’s sudden death. 1.1979 0.04348 96 78 17 1
2464 Are you always this prickly? 1.1979 0.05048 96 81 11 4
2465 IT PAINS ME TO SAY THIS, BUT EVEN THE QUEEN COMPLAINS ABOUT YOUR BEING A LITTLE BIT PRICKLY. 1.1979 0.04593 96 79 15 2
2466 The queen insists she prefers roses. 1.1979 0.04593 96 79 15 2
2467 Your Majesty, I have vanquished the ivy but the saguaro are drought tolerant. 1.1979 0.05048 96 81 11 4
2468 For the last time, your majesty, it's Game of Thrones, not Game of Thorns. 1.1979 0.04593 96 79 15 2
2469 Your majesty,if I may,you seem a bit prickly today 1.1979 0.04826 96 80 13 3
2470 You seem to fit in well amongst the pricks. 1.1979 0.05048 96 81 11 4
2471 The greenest one imaginable, my Lord. 1.1979 0.04826 96 80 13 3
2472 I slayed the dragon, but I forgot the watering can. 1.1979 0.04826 96 80 13 3
2473 Who's the spineless one now, Derrick? 1.1979 0.04826 96 80 13 3
2474 Yes, your Eminence. My quest in search of the Holy Golden Saguaro Cactus has failed. 1.1979 0.04593 96 79 15 2
2475 The queen had you put the throne outback again huh? 1.1979 0.04348 96 78 17 1
2476 Sire, you need a rainy knight. 1.1979 0.04826 96 80 13 3
2477 The Home Depot was out of Gardenias. 1.1979 0.04348 96 78 17 1
2478 Sorry, your majesty, nobody cares about a game of thorns. 1.1979 0.04826 96 80 13 3
2479 My mistake sire. I'm seeking the King of the Picts. 1.1959 0.04308 97 79 17 1
2480 Cactus Semper Invictus 1.1959 0.04780 97 81 13 3
2481 Well, sire, this is a prickly situation! 1.1959 0.04780 97 81 13 3
2482 You rule the seven kingdoms of Southwesteros. 1.1959 0.04780 97 81 13 3
2483 Your flytrap is down, your heighness! 1.1959 0.05000 97 82 11 4
2484 The kingdom has asked for a little more reign. 1.1959 0.05000 97 82 11 4
2485 Sire, I would quest for the Holy Pail of Water. 1.1959 0.04550 97 80 15 2
2486 Yes Cactus King, I am the only knight you have left. 1.1959 0.04780 97 81 13 3
2487 Yes the moat was not a good match for the new water conservation platform,I agree,your Liege.. 1.1959 0.04780 97 81 13 3
2488 Sire, the succulents of the South have surrendered. 1.1959 0.04550 97 80 15 2
2489 For protection, I see you have turned to the fiercest warriors from House Green. 1.1959 0.04550 97 80 15 2
2490 Findeth me a more sustainable kingdom. 1.1959 0.04550 97 80 15 2
2491 Your Highness, succulents have been known to quickly dethrone the mightiest of Kings. 1.1959 0.04051 97 78 19 0
2492 In a cheery mood today, King Floriography? 1.1959 0.04550 97 80 15 2
2493 They frame your face quite nicely. 1.1959 0.04780 97 81 13 3
2494 Your new crown is coming in nicely. 1.1959 0.04780 97 81 13 3
2495 I'm sorry your Majesty,but the plants are not OSHA compliant 1.1959 0.04550 97 80 15 2
2496 Ok",the Saracen routed us , but we did manage to capture some very beautiful cacti 1.1959 0.04550 97 80 15 2
2497 Would you rather your sun suit, Sir 1.1959 0.04550 97 80 15 2
2498 You need to let the people in more. 1.1959 0.04780 97 81 13 3
2499 I really like what you’ve done with the place, my Lord. 1.1959 0.04181 97 81 14 2
2500 Beg your pardon my liege, but what’s Game of Thorns? 1.1959 0.04051 97 78 19 0
2501 The prickly pear is awaiting the audience Sire. 1.1959 0.04308 97 79 17 1
2502 Are you sure they will be sufficient personal guard, sir? 1.1959 0.03631 97 79 18 0
2503 Ah yes, Sire, your dry wit is quite obvious. 1.1959 0.04308 97 79 17 1
2504 Okay. I see you point. 1.1959 0.04550 97 80 15 2
2505 Your majesty, the hydrophytes refuse to share your throne. 1.1959 0.04780 97 81 13 3
2506 Ever since the Lake dried up, The Lady only bestows a nice set of steak knives. 1.1959 0.04181 97 81 14 2
2507 ‘If it please Thee, I will now embark on Thine orchid challenge of my quest’ 1.1959 0.04308 97 79 17 1
2508 Ah, Dad can I go now? 1.1959 0.04051 97 78 19 0
2509 You know, your Highness, there are easier ways to kill our enemies 1.1959 0.05000 97 82 11 4
2510 Your Majesty, with all due respect, people are afraid to tell you the truth because your responses are so prickly 1.1959 0.04051 97 78 19 0
2511 What was that about a Game of Thorns? 1.1959 0.04550 97 80 15 2
2512 Our vines have surrounded the enemy 1.1959 0.04051 97 78 19 0
2513 I think I might've overgrown my role as king 1.1959 0.04308 97 79 17 1
2514 Your highness, a castle in the desert with a pool is hard to find in Bavaria 1.1959 0.04308 97 79 17 1
2515 Lancelot, you are the thorn in my side. 1.1959 0.04550 97 80 15 2
2516 May I be the "Knight of the Green New Deal"? 1.1959 0.04780 97 81 13 3
2517 It is no wonder Sire. You surround yourself with such prickly subjects. 1.1959 0.04051 97 78 19 0
2518 I just moved to Arizona, I was born in Mesometamia 1.1959 0.04780 97 81 13 3
2519 Global warming Good Knight 1.1959 0.04308 97 79 17 1
2520 Sir Guaro reporting for duty... 1.1959 0.04780 97 81 13 3
2521 Economizing on bodyguards? 1.1959 0.04550 97 80 15 2
2522 The plant kingdom? 1.1959 0.04550 97 80 15 2
2523 But King I survived the poison ivy genital torture, I withstood the anal cactus pain threshold, and I passed the venus fly trap tongue punishment....what more must I do to date the Prince? 1.1959 0.04550 97 80 15 2
2524 And for completing your quest you will inherit all that you see! 1.1959 0.04550 97 80 15 2
2525 They screwed up the Crown of Thorns order again sire. 1.1959 0.04308 97 79 17 1
2526 I would have watered the plants, but I’m afraid of getting rust on my armor. 1.1959 0.04780 97 81 13 3
2527 That’s because the winters up there are fairly harsh, and cacti don’t handle a freeze well. This climate is arid, however, with moderate rainfall, and they do quite well here. 1.1959 0.04550 97 80 15 2
2528 Haven’t you heard- the kingdom is going green! 1.1959 0.04308 97 79 17 1
2529 It's been a particularly prickly campaign Sire. 1.1959 0.04780 97 81 13 3
2530 I am your suppliant not another succulent your Highness! 1.1959 0.04780 97 81 13 3
2531 Your majesty, I bring word of a rather prickly matter! 1.1959 0.04308 97 79 17 1
2532 You’ll have to decide - arid desert or tropical rain forest 1.1959 0.04308 97 79 17 1
2533 I wanted to discuss my salary... 1.1959 0.05210 97 83 9 5
2534 Thou, art the fairest in all the landscaping. 1.1959 0.04550 97 80 15 2
2535 Saguaro service? Seriously? 1.1959 0.04550 97 80 15 2
2536 I hereby swear to devote my life to truculence in the protection of all of your majesty’s succulents. 1.1959 0.04550 97 80 15 2
2537 Perchance a bit prickly today, my Lord? 1.1959 0.05000 97 82 11 4
2538 Your former guards were more fun to party with. 1.1959 0.04550 97 80 15 2
2539 Is there really such a thing as the King of Plants? 1.1959 0.04780 97 81 13 3
2540 Sire, cacti are extremely rare in England. Perhaps there is some sort of popular thorny flower we could name this war after? 1.1959 0.04550 97 80 15 2
2541 I will bringeth thee a ficus,sire. This I do swear. 1.1959 0.04780 97 81 13 3
2542 As a matter of fact, I seek the Holy Cactus. 1.1959 0.04308 97 79 17 1
2543 Your Highness is a stickler. 1.1959 0.04051 97 78 19 0
2544 Are they bugged? 1.1959 0.04308 97 79 17 1
2545 Make me a crown of thorns. 1.1959 0.04308 97 79 17 1
2546 Yes, King Prick? 1.1939 0.04953 98 83 11 4
2547 Hail King Galifianakis! Although I assured him that the format has been changed, former President Obama said he will not return to do another show. 1.1939 0.04735 98 82 13 3
2548 They told me you'd be surrounded by pricks. 1.1939 0.04508 98 81 15 2
2549 Your highness, the men are on pins and needles awaiting your decision on the new water rationing policy 1.1935 0.04897 93 78 12 3
2550 Bring me Sir Plantsalot! 1.1935 0.04394 93 76 16 1
2551 That's how it feels when one sits on the throne too long, Sire. 1.1935 0.04652 93 77 14 2
2552 No disrespect but the cacti need repotting 1.1935 0.05130 93 79 10 4
2553 'Cactuses' or 'cacti.' I believe either works, your Highness. 1.1935 0.04119 93 75 18 0
2554 How is the biggest prick. 1.1935 0.04652 93 77 14 2
2555 We get credit for drought tolerant plants. 1.1935 0.04119 93 75 18 0
2556 Oh ye, so that solves the missing one that's up thine arse, sire. 1.1935 0.04652 93 77 14 2
2557 Your royal subjects do understand the need for water conservation so now let’s move on with with blood letting for all. 1.1935 0.04394 93 76 16 1
2558 A dry sense of humor isn't going to stop the rain, sir. 1.1935 0.05130 93 79 10 4
2559 This is where you sit for heads-down focus work. It is more of an open plan in the dungeon. 1.1935 0.04394 93 76 16 1
2560 Now I understand why the last emperor wore no clothes. 1.1935 0.05353 93 80 8 5
2561 Tacos or enchiladas, sire? 1.1935 0.04652 93 77 14 2
2562 You're going to need more succulents than that if you want to marry their Queen. 1.1935 0.04652 93 77 14 2
2563 These cacti are a nice start to the xeriscaping project but when we fill in the moat I'd like to discuss a possible pay raise. 1.1935 0.04897 93 78 12 3
2564 I will tell Sir William you are feeling prickly this evening your majesty, and will not be joining him for the flagellation festivities. 1.1935 0.04897 93 78 12 3
2565 Splendid climate here in Tucson, King Arthur, and no damnable EU on the horizon. 1.1935 0.04119 93 75 18 0
2566 You are the only one I can trust, the rest of my family is very thorny. 1.1935 0.04652 93 77 14 2
2567 I'm ready to replant your bodyguards, sire. 1.1935 0.04119 93 75 18 0
2568 No sire, the people don't think you're touchy. 1.1935 0.04394 93 76 16 1
2569 Three pricks all in a row. 1.1935 0.04652 93 77 14 2
2570 Stowing a throne in the glasshouse may be bad idea. 1.1935 0.04652 93 77 14 2
2571 Your pueblo is ready for its christening, my lord. 1.1935 0.04394 93 76 16 1
2572 Sir, I don't believe Instagram has been invented yet. 1.1935 0.04394 93 76 16 1
2573 Yes, Sire, I suppose the spikes on my helmet do look a bit like the ones on Sir Cactus and Sir Venus Flytrap. 1.1935 0.04652 93 77 14 2
2574 Sire. You can't use these plants as security to replace your guards just to save money! 1.1935 0.04652 93 77 14 2
2575 Perhaps Your Majesty should consider plants less forbidding in nature as greenery to flank His interview endeavor, ferns for example. 1.1935 0.05130 93 79 10 4
2576 I see watering them was too much work. 1.1935 0.04394 93 76 16 1
2577 Ehm...no sir, I'm afraid your new "king go green" reform doesn't make up for the pogrom last week 1.1935 0.04897 93 78 12 3
2578 A thorny question : How do you protect the seat of power during this age of tweets? 1.1935 0.04394 93 76 16 1
2579 Finish massaging my plants and then head to the moat to feed the sharks. 1.1935 0.04897 93 78 12 3
2580 Sire, I thought you were going ask Merlin to send us "A PHOENIX 1.1919 0.04466 99 82 15 2
2581 The crown of thorns has already been done. 1.1915 0.04080 94 76 18 0
2582 We’ll need sunscreen. 1.1915 0.04849 94 79 12 3
2583 I like the drought resistant ambiance Your Highness. And I know that there is no climate change taking place. 1.1915 0.04351 94 77 16 1
2584 I, Sir Lancelot, will never desert you even in the desert. 1.1915 0.03937 94 78 15 1
2585 You want me to go out on the desert in these clothes ? 1.1915 0.04607 94 78 14 2
2586 Sire, may I suggest you order a change in the Royal Gardner's attire to prohibit armor. 1.1915 0.04607 94 78 14 2
2587 As you son and successor, I promise I will be as huggable as you. 1.1915 0.04849 94 79 12 3
2588 When Cactus was king. 1.1915 0.04849 94 79 12 3
2589 I think you're being unrealistic about the level of opposition,Sire. 1.1915 0.04607 94 78 14 2
2590 'King Cactus, are you feeling pain free today?" 1.1915 0.04849 94 79 12 3
2591 Tequila or mezcal, so we'll know whom to kill? 1.1915 0.04351 94 77 16 1
2592 Golden touch sounds better than green thumb 1.1915 0.04849 94 79 12 3
2593 Im ok with tap, but cactus water is fine. 1.1915 0.04351 94 77 16 1
2594 Your Highness, we'd like to invent some air-conditioning. 1.1915 0.04607 94 78 14 2
2595 Even under pain of death, we can't find anyone willing to appear with you on "Between Two Cacti". 1.1915 0.04351 94 77 16 1
2596 Your majesty, they were sent anonymously 1.1915 0.04080 94 81 10 3
2597 Why don’t you ask Lancelot to water the plants? 1.1915 0.04080 94 76 18 0
2598 Organic Court Attendees, what a unique and stupid idea. 1.1915 0.04849 94 79 12 3
2599 Grandpa, instead of always pondering  the perennial planetary problems, why don't you just poop or get off the pot. 1.1915 0.04849 94 79 12 3
2600 Have you considered plants outside your inclination? 1.1895 0.04563 95 79 14 2
2601 Yes, I'm well aware of what happened to the last guy left in charge of your succulents. 1.1895 0.04310 95 78 16 1
2602 Cactus "One-Eyed" Jack engaging Sir Loin in a Medievel staring contest. (undated) 1.1868 0.04920 91 77 11 3
2603 They decided to leave when they saw wha kind of mood you were in. 1.1868 0.04396 91 75 15 1
2604 Supplant, or Sir Plant? 1.1868 0.04396 91 75 15 1
2605 I wanted sucking monsters not succulents 1.1868 0.04665 91 76 13 2
2606 Sire, am I being replaced by a couple prickly cacti, a Venus fly trap—and a fern? 1.1868 0.04665 91 76 13 2
2607 Dare I say sir, prick! 1.1868 0.04396 91 75 15 1
2608 Holy or not the Grail's a mirage. 1.1868 0.05162 91 78 9 4
2609 Zach Galifianakis sent a message: he wants his new set back. 1.1868 0.04396 91 75 15 1
2610 Merlin is really a 'Jay Sims,' and his magic crystals are called meth. 1.1868 0.04396 91 75 15 1
2611 Finding a new decorator has proven a prickly situation 1.1868 0.04665 91 76 13 2
2612 Sire, the peasants were hoping you would by local. 1.1868 0.04665 91 76 13 2
2613 You know what they say....birds of a feather. 1.1868 0.04920 91 77 11 3
2614 This is why you are always thirsty! 1.1868 0.04920 91 77 11 3
2615 So that's not what you meant by a succulent feast? 1.1868 0.04665 91 76 13 2
2616 If you really want something low-maintenance, you should probably reconsider being king. 1.1868 0.04665 91 76 13 2
2617 Honest your Majesty.I didn't know they felt sharp. 1.1868 0.04396 91 75 15 1
2618 I hate to be that guy, but technically wouldn't this be Game of Spines? 1.1868 0.04665 91 76 13 2
2619 And then the dog dressed in the security guard uniform says to the dog entering the building,"I'm sure you are who you say you are, but I still need to sniff your butt." 1.1868 0.05162 91 78 9 4
2620 Oh, I see you are replacing me for a sharper, deadlier staff." 1.1868 0.04665 91 76 13 2
2621 No, your Majesty; I don't find you to be prickly at all. 1.1868 0.04396 91 75 15 1
2622 I've been to every Red Box in town, and can't find that Queen of the Desert movie you're looking for. 1.1868 0.05162 91 78 9 4
2623 Heed yee the cacti of Damocles. 1.1868 0.03957 91 76 14 1
2624 Our youth are rioting. They claim nothing good grows because of global warming. 1.1868 0.04396 91 75 15 1
2625 I heard pointy perennial sire. 1.1868 0.04108 91 74 17 0
2626 Your succulent addiction has become a thorny issue, your Majesty. 1.1868 0.04665 91 76 13 2
2627 Humility exudes, Your Majesty. 1.1868 0.04108 91 74 17 0
2628 My milkweed quest begins in the morning, sire. 1.1868 0.04665 91 76 13 2
2629 Sire, an emissary from the Animal Kingdom seeks an audience. 1.1868 0.04396 91 75 15 1
2630 There was confusion around the use of the word 'prick'. 1.1868 0.04920 91 77 11 3
2631 It's tough finding suitable greenery in a desert kingdom, Sire! 1.1868 0.04396 91 75 15 1
2632 A gold touch seems to have more to offer than a green thumb, King Midas. 1.1868 0.04108 91 74 17 0
2633 With all due respect Sire, you're being a real prick. 1.1868 0.04920 91 77 11 3
2634 Neo-Brutalism. Excellent choice, Sire. 1.1868 0.04665 91 76 13 2
2635 You've become quite the prick, sire. 1.1868 0.04396 91 75 15 1
2636 What do you get for the man who has everything? Happy Birthday, dad. 1.1868 0.03800 91 78 11 2
2637 I see you're feeling a bit... prickly today? 1.1868 0.04920 91 77 11 3
2638 All right your majesty, this one is impossible. I shall never again submit a cartoon caption. 1.1868 0.04665 91 76 13 2
2639 From whence did this idea for a “mace” come? 1.1868 0.04396 91 75 15 1
2640 Sire- My sword is not equipped to trim the cacti, but if you would raise your feet I’ll take care of the runner. 1.1868 0.04108 91 74 17 0
2641 Sire, I return from Judea having found the Holy Grail...Milorganite. 1.1868 0.04920 91 77 11 3
2642 My name is Lancelot and that's all the protection you need. 1.1868 0.04665 91 76 13 2
2643 It’s my new, prickly image, young man. 1.1868 0.03800 91 78 11 2
2644 Your majesty, you seem a bit prickly. 1.1868 0.04396 91 75 15 1
2645 The Queen left me on account of being a ‘huge prick and a snake’, but not before she decorated my throne. 1.1868 0.04396 91 75 15 1
2646 Where would you like me to move them Sire? 1.1868 0.04396 91 75 15 1
2647 Sorry to report but the ugly friend effect isn't working. 1.1868 0.04665 91 76 13 2
2648 Yes my lord, choosing the vegetarian option for your protection might be better for the planet, but, respectfully, might not be the healthiest option for you. 1.1868 0.04665 91 76 13 2
2649 My Lord, it looks like your guards have desert-ed you. 1.1868 0.04665 91 76 13 2
2650 Shrubbery? 1.1868 0.04396 91 75 15 1
2651 Sire, we desperately need their water for the moat 1.1868 0.04665 91 76 13 2
2652 Arthur, this is a thorny situation: we Romans were BCE (Before Cactus Era) 1.1868 0.04665 91 76 13 2
2653 Perhaps the thorn in your side can be removed with the royal tweezers. 1.1868 0.05162 91 78 9 4
2654 Majesty, the court physician and the knights-to-be humbly request you go back to using your sword at the ceremony. 1.1868 0.04665 91 76 13 2
2655 Why must you be such a prick sir? 1.1868 0.04920 91 77 11 3
2656 With all due respect, their thorns are *not* more effective than my sword. 1.1868 0.04108 91 74 17 0
2657 Ask Sir Clooney of Casamigos if he has any leftover Agave 1.1868 0.04396 91 75 15 1
2658 My negotiations with the El Dorado chief didn't go as planned, Sire. 1.1868 0.04920 91 77 11 3
2659 Sire, your plant army isn't scaring anyone. 1.1868 0.04920 91 77 11 3
2660 We thought you desired more Knights with sharp pointy things? 1.1868 0.04108 91 74 17 0
2661 Your Majesty, it's a sticky situation. 1.1868 0.04920 91 77 11 3
2662 Well, frankly, Sire, the guys aren’t that enthusiastic about going on another quest for the Holy Succulent. 1.1868 0.04665 91 76 13 2
2663 Gold, got it. Yes, sire, we'll make sure the next dragon is into gold. 1.1868 0.04665 91 76 13 2
2664 I can no longer be the royal gardener, your highness. 1.1868 0.04665 91 76 13 2
2665 I demand one veenicus planticus 1.1868 0.04665 91 76 13 2
2666 Your brother sends word that he was concerned about your loathsome TACTICS. 1.1868 0.04396 91 75 15 1
2667 Would you rather have a pair of Irish Wolfhounds? 1.1868 0.04532 91 78 10 3
2668 They relax me, Sir Cardigan." 1.1868 0.04108 91 74 17 0
2669 It looks like we've gotten into a prickly situation 1.1868 0.04665 91 76 13 2
2670 There were no oasis’s nearby, King of the Desert. 1.1868 0.04665 91 76 13 2
2671 They said your enchiladas, tacos, and guacamole should get here in about two months. 1.1868 0.04665 91 76 13 2
2672 I see you replaced your political advisors with a different type of “prick looking over your shoulder” 1.1868 0.04665 91 76 13 2
2673 Let them drink water, your Majesty. 1.1868 0.04665 91 76 13 2
2674 Are you here to rid me of these prickly plants? 1.1868 0.05162 91 78 9 4
2675 I see the security budget cuts have hit you too. 1.1868 0.04396 91 75 15 1
2676 Its not that I'm not appreciative your majesty. It's just that "Sir Knight of Exotic and Dangerous Plants" sounds weird . 1.1868 0.04396 91 75 15 1
2677 Hey, Rudy, this crown make me look fat? 1.1868 0.04396 91 75 15 1
2678 Sorry, sire, but even Fox and CW have passed on “Game of Thorns. 1.1868 0.04665 91 76 13 2
2679 To what do I owe this honor, Your Succulence? 1.1868 0.04665 91 76 13 2
2680 Well, it was a little less propagate and a little more conquer and divide, but yes, your kingdom is growing. 1.1868 0.04396 91 75 15 1
2681 Your Highness, the Queen would like to speak with you immediately. She's acting quite prickly today, but she said you'd understand. 1.1868 0.03800 91 78 11 2
2682 Sir, may I get you more olives? 1.1868 0.04665 91 76 13 2
2683 I rely on the advice of my sharp advisers in the thorny situations 1.1868 0.04396 91 75 15 1
2684 Ready for your chair massage, Sire? 1.1868 0.04920 91 77 11 3
2685 Yes, Sire, you are now completely invulnerable. 1.1868 0.04396 91 75 15 1
2686 One ice cube a week should keep them healthy sire. 1.1868 0.04396 91 75 15 1
2687 Everyone thinks this throne goes great with your thorny disposition. 1.1868 0.04665 91 76 13 2
2688 I can’t imagine anything less succulent. 1.1868 0.04665 91 76 13 2
2689 I'm the king, so shut your fly trap and stop being such a prick. 1.1868 0.04396 91 75 15 1
2690 He suddenly wondered whether She was the right Princess to marry. 1.1868 0.04396 91 75 15 1
2691 Father, you had me practice fighting dragons on these prickly monsters. That's ok. Let me at least practice my wooing on a real maiden...! 1.1868 0.04920 91 77 11 3
2692 Good news, Sire. The mealybugs have been routed. 1.1868 0.04396 91 75 15 1
2693 That's the best we could do with this years budget. 1.1868 0.04920 91 77 11 3
2694 I'm sorry to inform your Majesty, the kingdom is built on pillars of sand. 1.1868 0.04108 91 74 17 0
2695 Prithee, my Lord - that's all I've got for Thine dry mouth. 1.1868 0.04920 91 77 11 3
2696 Are the plants from Ikea or Home Depot? 1.1868 0.04396 91 75 15 1
2697 TOUCHY, ISN'T IT...... 1.1868 0.04396 91 75 15 1
2698 My Lord, we don't have Pinterest yet. 1.1868 0.04920 91 77 11 3
2699 Tensions mounted as it became clear Sir Harold hadn't brought a palace-warming plant. 1.1868 0.05162 91 78 9 4
2700 None of these really works for the round table 1.1868 0.04396 91 7