Contest #678


Cartoon

678

The winning captions

These captions are chosen by The New Yorker.

  1. “I always knew we'd wind up together.”
  2. “If this shows up in National Geographic, we'll never hear the end of it.”
  3. “I'm trying to see it from your point of view.”


Name Value
Submission deadline 2019-09-23T03:06:00.000Z
Voting started -
Voting ended 2019-10-07T03:23:00.000Z
Finalists announced 2019-10-01T03:06:00.000Z
Magazine(s) announcing finalists issued October 7, 2019
Number of captions 5389
Number of responses 709050
Number of participants -


Dashboard

In this table, the "mean" means the empirically measured average funniness score when the "unfunny", "somewhat funny" and "funny" receive a funniness score of 1, 2, 3 respectively. "Precison" is the standard error of the mean, the standard deviation of the mean estimate. With that, a caption with an empirical mean μ and precision σ has true mean in the range [μ - 2σ, μ + 2σ] with 95% probability by the 68-95-99.7 rule assuming the responses are indepedent and identically distributed.

Rank Caption Mean Precision Total votes "Unfunny" votes "Somewhat funny" votes "Funny" votes
0 My left or your left? 2.0925 0.00837 7742 1772 3482 2488
1 I always knew we'd wind up together. 1.9984 0.00966 6362 1895 2582 1885
2 Oh dear, that's my wife! Act casual. 1.9944 0.01022 5940 1858 2257 1825
3 If this shows up in National Geographic, we'll never hear the end of it. 1.9496 0.01002 6132 2051 2339 1742
4 Please wag your tail, so I know which one is me. 1.9438 0.00996 6194 2085 2372 1737
5 You’re sure you saw this in the Kama Sutra? 1.9262 0.01107 4891 1658 1936 1297
6 This is why I’m not a hugger, Gerald. 1.9211 0.01197 4170 1423 1653 1094
7 Well, we're screwed. 1.8990 0.01080 5398 2000 1943 1455
8 You got it backwards. It's righty tighty, lefty loosey. 1.8720 0.01420 3007 1128 1136 743
9 I'm looking for love, not entanglement" 1.8679 0.01384 3225 1237 1177 811
10 The lions are just laughing. That's good, right? 1.8613 0.01220 4000 1506 1543 951
11 counter clockwise on three. 1.8562 0.01019 5423 1973 2257 1193
12 You and your "lets try new positions". 1.8334 0.01154 4435 1741 1692 1002
13 Well...so much for necking. 1.8152 0.01403 3058 1255 1113 690
14 5 o’clock...time to unwind! 1.8052 0.01026 5591 2294 2092 1205
15 Now remember: righty-tighty, lefty-loosey. 1.7400 0.01053 5235 2377 1842 1016
16 Okay, the next time a bee flies around us I say we leave it alone... 1.7399 0.01546 2464 1129 847 488
17 Whatever you do, don't sneeze!!! 1.7202 0.01199 4035 1893 1378 764
18 Let's play 'Twister', he says. It'll be fun, he says. What could possibly go wrong, he says. Idiot. 1.7159 0.01254 3703 1753 1249 701
19 Next time, let's skip the foreplay. 1.7002 0.02063 1311 621 462 228
20 Oh, no; was that the boarding announcement for the Ark? 1.6951 0.01382 3027 1477 996 554
21 I don't think that this is what they meant by 'tying the knot' 1.6760 0.02027 1315 637 467 211
22 It looked a lot simpler when the swans did it. 1.6631 0.01353 2743 1306 1055 382
23 I just want to go home and unwind. 1.6534 0.01597 2063 1024 730 309
24 That’s not my fat ass, that’s your fat ass! 1.6321 0.01649 2071 1104 625 342
25 Maybe we're not ready to tie the knot. 1.6173 0.01285 3086 1602 1063 421
26 Next, if I remember correctly, we do the hokey-pokey then turn ourselves around. 1.6004 0.01844 1574 861 481 232
27 I'm trying to see it from your point of view. 1.5997 0.01511 2191 1162 744 285
28 Good! Now we can go to the Halloween party as DNA. 1.5987 0.01831 1657 926 470 261
29 They say it takes two to tangle. 1.5859 0.01940 1403 781 422 200
30 It was more an entanglement than a serious affair. 1.5825 0.01355 2692 1462 892 338
31 See, hiccups gone! 1.5822 0.01640 1855 1012 606 237
32 It looked so easy on YouTube. 1.5812 0.01403 2457 1324 838 295
33 How did we wind up together? 1.5738 0.01453 2323 1275 763 285
34 Let’s stay in and unwind tonight... 1.5730 0.01378 2604 1437 842 325
35 Sorry...what was our safe word? 1.5706 0.02076 1169 653 365 151
36 If this doesn't get us into National Geographic, I give up. 1.5700 0.01945 1342 753 413 176
37 Take the picture already! 1.5625 0.01967 1271 712 403 156
38 I never thought this is how I would wind up. 1.5586 0.01512 2177 1234 670 273
39 Your right or my right? 1.5579 0.01570 1959 1097 631 231
40 Wrap your head around that" is just an expression 1.5566 0.01510 2129 1198 677 254
41 We should have stayed with missionary. 1.5540 0.01652 1823 1041 554 228
42 Conscious uncoupling is our only hope. 1.5487 0.02881 616 359 176 81
43 Just necking won't get us into trouble you said! 1.5449 0.01613 1925 1119 563 243
44 Now slide your head through there and we’ve got a classic half-Windsor. 1.5444 0.01835 1530 901 425 204
45 They say to go to the ER after 4 hours. 1.5416 0.01849 1492 879 418 195
46 If we die like this, we could be a really confusing fossil. 1.5415 0.02433 820 473 250 97
47 Stop calling this a 'simple twist of fate'. 1.5385 0.01831 1469 857 433 179
48 Until now I didn’t know lions could laugh. 1.5317 0.02104 1136 676 316 144
49 I don't usually do this on a first date. 1.5295 0.01975 1120 632 383 105
50 I can’t seem to wrap my head around you wrapping your head around my head. 1.5279 0.01866 1362 796 413 153
51 I hate yoga 1.5274 0.01857 1462 877 399 186
52 Can we please just do a pinky swear next time, like everyone else? 1.5225 0.01843 1397 824 416 157
53 Oh my, I've never gone this far on a first date! 1.5201 0.01852 1342 785 416 141
54 This is the last time we try couples yoga. 1.5189 0.01885 1295 759 400 136
55 Wait...my left or your left? 1.5189 0.01885 1324 783 395 146
56 Geoffrey’s first kiss did not go as planned. 1.5118 0.02008 1188 716 336 136
57 Ugh. I warned you that sex therapist was a snake. 1.5055 0.02156 1086 675 273 138
58 I don't understand why necking is a thing? 1.5054 0.02050 1104 664 322 118
59 It looked a lot more fun in the Kama Sutra. 1.5010 0.02162 1010 616 282 112
60 My clockwise or your clockwise? 1.5000 0.02513 700 417 216 67
61 My mother always said ‘Once you start necking there’s no telling where it might end.’ 1.4953 0.02255 957 596 248 113
62 Just take the photo, Dwayne! I’m starting to regret this! 1.4947 0.02218 944 578 265 101
63 My right, not your right. 1.4942 0.02241 951 589 254 108
64 A simple kiss on the cheek would have been fine. 1.4919 0.02085 921 537 315 69
65 "Herbert, have we gotten too wrapped up in each other?" 1.4918 0.02255 911 560 254 97
66 Do you remember how we wound up together? 1.4890 0.02320 865 535 237 93
67 Well, once we had a relationship. Now it's just an entanglement. 1.4838 0.02279 833 506 251 76
68 Um, this may not be the best time to bring it up but .... LION!!!!! 1.4735 0.02508 735 465 192 78
69 Just don't cough. 1.4725 0.02500 726 457 195 74
70 I think the Kama Sutra is not for us 1.4720 0.02483 714 445 201 68
71 I always love necking with you. 1.4718 0.02467 727 454 203 70
72 I just never dreamed we'd wind up together. 1.4703 0.02519 706 444 192 70
73 How did we wind up like this? 1.4693 0.03188 488 319 109 60
74 I think we must be doing it wrong. 1.4681 0.02417 690 420 217 53
75 ...120, 121, 122! Now count mine. 1.4672 0.02696 685 450 150 85
76 Good thing it's not a threesome. 1.4660 0.02641 676 436 165 75
77 Are you seeing someone behind my back? 1.4648 0.02689 654 423 158 73
78 No - my left not your left. 1.4648 0.02616 667 426 172 69
79 Let's just hope National Geographic isn't around. 1.4646 0.02738 663 437 144 82
80 I still don’t see it. 1.4606 0.02620 634 401 174 59
81 And how, exactly, do you define 'anticlockwise'? 1.4600 0.02554 637 397 187 53
82 You'd better figure this out before my dad gets back..... 1.4579 0.02764 618 404 145 69
83 I don’t know why humans think ‘necking’ is so great... 1.4568 0.02643 613 388 170 55
84 Sorry—it’s my first time, too. 1.4566 0.02588 611 381 181 49
85 I'll watch my back, and you watch yours. 1.4550 0.02642 600 378 171 51
86 Don't give me that 'A-Wimoweh' crap. If the lion doesn't sleep tonight, we're screwed. 1.4516 0.03139 516 350 99 67
87 Let's just stay home tonight and unwind. 1.4465 0.02907 551 365 126 60
88 One more try: I'll move anti-clockwise, you just STAY THE HELL STILL. 1.4451 0.02998 537 361 113 63
89 You're from Great Neck? I'm from Great Neck! 1.4440 0.03016 527 354 112 61
90 I still can’t see you! 1.4438 0.02804 534 343 145 46
91 I guess now is a good time to tell you... I need some space. 1.4434 0.02955 530 352 121 57
92 Trust me, all the European giraffes do it this way. 1.4402 0.02916 518 340 128 50
93 Sorry, I guess that's my butt that looks fat. 1.4379 0.03051 507 342 108 57
94 I think I’m going to sneeze. 1.4371 0.02999 501 333 117 51
95 I always hoped we'd wind up together. 1.4366 0.02920 497 324 129 44
96 We're screwed, Harold. 1.4364 0.02915 495 322 130 43
97 Lions! Run! 1.4364 0.02957 495 325 124 46
98 Well, now you’ve done it — Harold will be home any moment. 1.4358 0.03097 491 332 104 55
99 You stand still and I'll walk around you. 1.4347 0.02949 490 321 125 44
100 I think we need to spend a little time apart. 1.4344 0.02943 488 319 126 43
101 You're not really a chiropractor, are you? 1.4324 0.02929 481 313 128 40
102 I told you the Camel Sutra wouldn't work for us! 1.4317 0.03206 454 308 96 50
103 I think four is the Serengeti record. 1.4316 0.02924 475 308 129 38
104 I said COUNTER clockwise. 1.4313 0.02887 473 304 134 35
105 I hate to tell you this, but I have to cough. 1.4307 0.02950 476 311 125 40
106 Let's just try missionary. 1.4292 0.03185 452 306 98 48
107 Should we exchange insurance information? 1.4286 0.03058 462 307 112 43
108 We should go somewhere and unwind. 1.4286 0.03163 462 314 98 50
109 And that's how I met your mother, kids. 1.4270 0.03090 452 301 109 42
110 If that lion circles us one more time, we’re done for. 1.4267 0.03240 450 309 90 51
111 It confuses the lions. 1.4267 0.03099 450 300 108 42
112 This is exactly why I told you I wanted to avoid entanglements. 1.4257 0.03094 451 301 108 42
113 Well, it takes two to tangle. 1.4240 0.03094 441 293 109 39
114 Wanna have a drink to unwind? 1.4237 0.03219 439 299 94 46
115 We're south of the equator,fool, go counterclockwise. 1.4223 0.03109 431 286 108 37
116 Trust me, if we unwind really, really fast—we'll fly. 1.4220 0.03049 436 287 114 35
117 Yes I love you... in a twisted sort of way... 1.4209 0.03165 430 289 101 40
118 Just act casual. 1.4206 0.03158 428 287 102 39
119 Okay, let's call it a tie. 1.4206 0.03070 428 282 112 34
120 That's the last time I'll watch a tennis match with you. 1.4198 0.03072 424 279 112 33
121 I overheard the lions calling us a ‘two for one special’. 1.4198 0.03317 424 293 84 47
122 I meant "your" left 1.4187 0.03282 418 286 89 43
123 Everyone always said we would wind up together. 1.4187 0.03211 418 282 97 39
124 Let's just have a drink and unwind. 1.4165 0.03201 413 278 98 37
125 The hyenas are laughing. 1.4156 0.03260 409 278 92 39
126 This way, we always have each other's backs. 1.4152 0.03177 407 272 101 34
127 I think we should consciously uncouple 1.4148 0.03283 405 276 90 39
128 We must have really tied one on last night. 1.4144 0.03160 403 268 103 32
129 No, your left...my right! 1.4140 0.03051 401 261 114 26
130 No, below the equator we go counter clockwise." 1.4124 0.03285 388 262 92 34
131 I think we need a safe word" 1.4112 0.03308 394 269 88 37
132 You lost me at put your right foot in, then put your right foot out 1.4107 0.03319 392 268 87 37
133 I stick my neck out for you and all you do it twist what I say! 1.4107 0.03397 392 272 79 41
134 OK, now counterclockwise. 1.4098 0.03222 388 260 97 31
135 Did you even read the instructions? 1.4093 0.03212 386 258 98 30
136 OK, now do you understand the DNA double helix? 1.4089 0.03368 384 264 83 37
137 Let’s call it a tie. 1.4080 0.03384 375 257 83 35
138 If you say, 'No, over there!' one more time I swear I'm going to figure out how to kick you. 1.4070 0.03452 371 257 77 37
139 I think it's time we split up. 1.4070 0.03388 371 254 83 34
140 I have no idea why your therapist thinks we're codependent. 1.4069 0.03226 376 251 97 28
141 Oh, what a tangled web we weaved 1.4069 0.03459 376 262 75 39
142 Who would have thought we would wind up together? 1.4069 0.03480 376 263 73 40
143 So, now that we've twisted the night away, what do you suggest we do now? 1.4062 0.03320 357 239 91 27
144 Mom, I'm only going to be away a couple days! 1.4056 0.03592 360 254 66 40
145 If its all the same to you, next time we should just fist bump. 1.4054 0.03371 370 253 84 33
146 Did they take the picture yet? 1.4054 0.03216 370 246 98 26
147 I think we should seperate,Geoffrey. 1.4043 0.03407 371 256 80 35
148 Sometimes I feel we're too wrapped up in each other. 1.4043 0.03342 371 253 86 32
149 We screwed up. 1.4043 0.03299 371 251 90 30
150 Stop swallowing - you're choking me. 1.4043 0.03299 371 251 90 30
151 Look, if you don't want to kiss me you should just say so. 1.4032 0.03269 372 251 92 29
152 Neckrophilia in the wild 1.4027 0.03402 365 251 81 33
153 I think I prefer missionary. 1.4027 0.03468 365 254 75 36
154 Look at me when I'm talking to you! 1.4018 0.03586 336 233 71 32
155 I've heard of necking, but this is just silly. 1.4000 0.03280 355 238 92 25
156 Look..I don't want to go round and round on this. 1.3994 0.03412 353 242 81 30
157 You're right. Let's not feed each other cake at the wedding. 1.3994 0.03436 353 243 79 31
158 I think it’s over and under and THEN around. 1.3994 0.03341 353 239 87 27
159 Let's play twister, they said. It'll be fun, they said... 1.3994 0.03436 353 243 79 31
160 ....and that’s what it’s all about! 1.3994 0.03528 353 247 71 35
161 Nope, it still itches. 1.3989 0.03344 356 242 86 28
162 I'm not sure I like this new twist in our relationship. 1.3989 0.03297 356 240 90 26
163 You were the one who wanted to do the hokey pokey and turn yourself around.' 1.3989 0.03402 351 240 82 29
164 I hope second base is easier. 1.3983 0.03366 349 237 85 27
165 You do have an irregular spot on the back of your neck. 1.3977 0.03501 347 241 74 32
166 Why won't you ever look at me when I am talking to you! 1.3972 0.03373 355 243 83 29
167 Oh no! The kids are home early! 1.3935 0.03709 338 243 57 38
168 I forget our safe word. 1.3935 0.03564 338 237 69 32
169 Well this is a plot twist. 1.3935 0.03464 338 233 77 28
170 Do you think we have a twisted relationship? 1.3933 0.03376 328 221 85 22
171 Good question. How do you usually unwind? 1.3929 0.03579 336 236 68 32
172 Couldn’t we just neck without going all the way? 1.3922 0.03593 334 235 67 32
173 Maybe next time we skip the foreplay? 1.3922 0.03466 334 230 77 27
174 This is all very nice, Arthur, but my folks are going to want to see a ring. 1.3917 0.03418 337 231 80 26
175 You'll do anything to avoid kissing me. 1.3916 0.03401 332 226 82 24
176 One more time, righty tighty, lefty loosey. 1.3916 0.03708 332 238 58 36
177 Let’s twist again like we did last summer. 1.3913 0.03556 322 223 72 27
178 Since I have you here, do you have a moment to talk about our Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ? 1.3910 0.03534 335 234 71 30
179 I take it you missed me? 1.3902 0.03482 328 226 76 26
180 You always twist things around when we argue. 1.3902 0.03614 328 231 66 31
181 Making a promise sure would be easier if we had pinkies! 1.3902 0.03588 328 230 68 30
182 You have a twisted sense of humor and are a real pain in the neck. 1.3896 0.03681 326 232 61 33
183 Uh oh, lion... 1.3875 0.03595 320 224 68 28
184 This is exactly why we need a safe word. 1.3868 0.03583 318 222 69 27
185 You'd think we'd learn. 1.3868 0.03583 318 222 69 27
186 I'm uncomfortable with this arrangement. 1.3861 0.03571 316 220 70 26
187 Now can we ask for directions? 1.3861 0.04812 158 107 41 10
188 Wait. Am I looking at your ass or mine? 1.3861 0.03626 316 222 66 28
189 I don't mean to hurt you but I think I need a bit more freedom in our relationship. 1.3854 0.03351 314 211 85 18
190 Don’t take it the wrong way, I just feel like I need some space. 1.3854 0.03411 314 213 81 20
191 Now that I know that you're flexible, I know something else we might try. 1.3854 0.03470 314 215 77 22
192 No wonder we’re almost extinct. 1.3849 0.03418 317 216 80 21
193 It's not you, it's me. 1.3846 0.03630 312 219 66 27
194 That’s it. No more texting while foraging. 1.3846 0.03658 312 220 64 28
195 I was just following Google maps. 1.3846 0.03630 312 219 66 27
196 So then I asked, what's a double helix? 1.3841 0.03577 315 220 69 26
197 Next dance, let me lead. 1.3841 0.03432 315 215 79 21
198 If we could untangle your earbuds, we can do this. 1.3840 0.04031 250 175 54 21
199 Shall we make it official and tie the knot? 1.3831 0.03633 308 216 66 26
200 Henry, will you stop screwing around? 1.3831 0.03514 308 212 74 22
201 Geoffrey it was just a spider. Get off of me. 1.3826 0.03748 311 223 57 31
202 We may be too wrapped up in each other. 1.3826 0.03520 311 215 73 23
203 Don't sneeze. 1.3826 0.03636 311 219 65 27
204 I'm not the only one that thinks our relationship is twisted. 1.3826 0.03563 298 205 72 21
205 We have to reevaluate our secret handshake. 1.3824 0.03619 306 214 67 25
206 This can’t be right. 1.3824 0.03590 306 213 69 24
207 I just can’t face you when we get this way. 1.3824 0.03736 306 218 59 29
208 Okay, let's stop watching the vultures. 1.3816 0.03753 304 217 58 29
209 I realize this may not be the best time, but Chad, I want a divorce. 1.3808 0.03591 302 210 69 23
210 Boris Johnson said this would be easy. 1.3803 0.03596 305 213 68 24
211 You just had to drag me into your twisted world. 1.3800 0.03513 300 206 74 20
212 I had never seen a drone either 1.3800 0.03758 300 214 58 28
213 When the safari comes by, we're gonna rule Instagram. 1.3795 0.03902 303 222 47 34
214 I don't care--tell a joke, whatever, just keep the lion laughing while I figure this out. 1.3787 0.03597 301 210 68 23
215 OK! I'll say it. We're neck-and-neck! 1.3784 0.03607 296 206 68 22
216 Remember now- Righty tighty, Lefty loosy, 1.3784 0.03823 296 213 54 29
217 Where are you? 1.3784 0.03511 296 203 74 19
218 Can we skip the team-building exercises next time? 1.3780 0.03809 291 208 56 27
219 Okay, so according to the song, all we have to do now is ‘Shout!’ 1.3774 0.04006 265 190 50 25
220 I can't wait to see you again either. 1.3772 0.03705 281 196 64 21
221 I knew it was a mistake to try couples yoga. 1.3771 0.03629 297 208 66 23
222 That's the last time we watch a drone together! 1.3763 0.03677 295 208 63 24
223 I think we've just invented the icon for Veterinarians. 1.3763 0.03739 295 210 59 26
224 Could be worse. It could’ve been drawn by Escher 1.3763 0.03800 295 212 55 28
225 Let me guess, this is the first time you’ve necked. 1.3763 0.03613 295 206 67 22
226 Let's hope one of those photo safaris doesn't drive by. 1.3763 0.03645 295 207 65 23
227 I can't believe I let you drag me into this couple's yoga thing. 1.3754 0.03756 293 209 58 26
228 Yep, we're both completely covered in them... 1.3754 0.03725 293 208 60 25
229 Yeah, it looked exotic, but they were snakes! 1.3750 0.03462 280 189 77 14
230 This why I hate foreplay. 1.3746 0.03836 291 210 53 28
231 I have to pee. 1.3745 0.03909 267 190 54 23
232 My bad. I forgot our safe word. 1.3741 0.03714 294 209 60 25
233 My mother warned me about too much necking 1.3737 0.03629 289 202 66 21
234 OK, first base. Now what? 1.3737 0.03695 289 204 62 23
235 I think we should spend some time apart. 1.3737 0.03629 289 202 66 21
236 You say Kama Sutra. I say Chiropractor. 1.3737 0.03735 281 198 61 22
237 This isn't quite what I imagined when you asked if I wanted to screw. 1.3732 0.03773 284 202 58 24
238 I'm so glad I wound up with you. 1.3728 0.03612 287 200 67 20
239 Relationship status: it’s complicated 1.3725 0.03885 247 172 58 17
240 I think it’s time for a conscious uncoupling. 1.3724 0.03749 290 207 58 25
241 My therapist says I have boundary issues. 1.3724 0.03586 290 202 68 20
242 Hurry up! Take the picture! 1.3723 0.03724 282 199 61 22
243 No, no,no. Counterclockwise! Counterclockwise! 1.3723 0.03690 282 198 63 21
244 Are you seeing what I'm seeing? 1.3723 0.03656 282 197 65 20
245 Act natural, maybe no one will notice. 1.3723 0.03758 282 200 59 23
246 If you had only asked for directions.... 1.3719 0.03828 285 205 54 26
247 Let's check the book again, something seems to be wrong. 1.3719 0.03663 285 200 64 21
248 My parents warned me about necking. 1.3706 0.03816 286 206 54 26
249 I think we're screwed no matter how we look at it. 1.3705 0.03690 278 195 63 20
250 If this doesn't get a yoga position named after us, nothing will. 1.3704 0.04054 243 173 50 20
251 I think we just took a turn for the worse. 1.3701 0.03832 281 202 54 25
252 Is this your twisted idea of romance? 1.3680 0.04051 250 180 48 22
253 I'm not convinced that "Giraffe Kama Sutra" was actually written by a giraffe. 1.3673 0.03713 275 194 61 20
254 We just don't to seem to see eye to eye anymore. 1.3667 0.03686 270 189 63 18
255 This is why I hate hugs. 1.3667 0.03686 270 189 63 18
256 This is our last tango 1.3657 0.03741 268 189 60 19
257 Sorry, it's my first time. 1.3653 0.03749 271 192 59 20
258 Shoot, I forgot the selfie stick! 1.3653 0.03857 271 195 53 23
259 Think this will confuse the Trump boys enough that they won't shoot us? 1.3643 0.03947 269 196 48 25
260 Now it says right ear on brown circle. Well that doesn't help! 1.3643 0.03947 269 196 48 25
261 That’s not exactly what I had in mind when I suggested a necktie 1.3643 0.03804 269 192 56 21
262 I still don't see what they say is so great about necking. 1.3643 0.03767 269 191 58 20
263 We have a very twisted relationship. 1.3643 0.03804 269 192 56 21
264 You always twist everything I say. 1.3633 0.03976 256 185 49 22
265 We really should have paid more attention in SexEd 1.3630 0.03934 270 197 48 25
266 Uh-oh. I think I'm going to sneeze. 1.3626 0.03718 262 184 61 17
267 I think we're doing it wrong? 1.3623 0.03689 265 186 62 17
268 Uh, hi Mom! We're doing math homework! 1.3623 0.03650 265 185 64 16
269 And you're sure this is necking? 1.3623 0.03766 265 188 58 19
270 Next time let's just high-five. 1.3619 0.04229 210 149 46 15
271 Well, here's another fine mess you've gotten us into. 1.3615 0.03968 260 189 48 23
272 Here comes a safari bus - quick, let's go back to doing nothing 1.3612 0.03935 263 191 49 23
273 Yet another bad idea from your therapist. 1.3612 0.03898 263 190 51 22
274 I am trying to see things your way! 1.3605 0.03912 258 186 51 21
275 That new spot on your butt looks fine. How's do my spots look? 1.3602 0.03955 261 190 48 23
276 Lefty loosey, righty tighty! 1.3602 0.03955 261 190 48 23
277 Some day we will be on the Endangered Species List and this will be a big reason why. 1.3591 0.03822 259 185 55 19
278 I TOLD you I wanted a relationship with no entanglements. 1.3580 0.04034 257 189 44 24
279 I think I've got it this time: On the count of three, we BOTH go clockwise. 1.3580 0.03553 257 177 68 12
280 What part of ‘’let’s avoid attracting tourists’” you didn’t understand. 1.3580 0.03841 257 184 54 19
281 It's gonna take a lot to drag me away from you. 1.3580 0.03801 257 183 56 18
282 It’s called “necking”, although I don’t see the attraction. 1.3569 0.03900 255 184 51 20
283 I'm confused - which one is me ? 1.3569 0.03940 255 185 49 21
284 No, I said, "righty tighty, LEFTY LOOSEY!" 1.3569 0.03780 255 181 57 17
285 Next time we lose the remote, only one of us looks for it . 1.3569 0.03820 255 182 55 18
286 I don't know. I just think at some point something has to go IN somewhere. 1.3560 0.03788 250 177 57 16
287 You're sure that the invitation said "neck ties mandatory"? 1.3557 0.04039 253 186 44 23
288 There’s a spider on your butt, or is it mine? 1.3557 0.03798 253 180 56 17
289 I might have been raised in captivity, but I’m pretty sure this is where babies come from. 1.3557 0.04000 253 185 46 22
290 No, YOU'RE being clingy! 1.3557 0.03798 253 180 56 17
291 So where do YOU go to unwind? 1.3557 0.04191 253 190 36 27
292 I'm feeling ready to update our relationship status to: "It's complicated." 1.3557 0.03920 253 183 50 20
293 THE HAZARDS OF NECKING: A CAUTIONARY TALE 1.3557 0.03880 253 182 52 19
294 Your mother's coming. Look happy. 1.3557 0.03839 253 181 54 18
295 Now I remember why we mate so infrequently. 1.3548 0.03676 248 173 62 13
296 Are you sure the book said form a double helix? 1.3548 0.03676 248 173 62 13
297 Let's go back to missionary. 1.3548 0.03850 248 177 54 17
298 When you said you were kinky, this isn't what I had in mind. 1.3546 0.03817 251 179 55 17
299 Maybe watching the race from the middle of the track was not such a good idea. 1.3546 0.03900 251 181 51 19
300 It’s a tie game - we’re neck and neck 1.3546 0.03981 251 183 47 21
301 I have your back. 1.3540 0.04105 226 163 46 17
302 It wasn't enough to have me wrapped around your finger? 1.3525 0.03757 244 172 58 14
303 This relationship has taken a strange twist. 1.3525 0.03712 244 171 60 13
304 Let's call it a neck tie. 1.3525 0.04017 244 178 46 20
305 Sex? We can't even figure out necking! 1.3522 0.03637 247 172 63 12
306 ...Another fine mess you've gotten us into... 1.3522 0.04023 247 181 45 21
307 What say we unwind tonight and order takeout? 1.3522 0.04023 247 181 45 21
308 It was tango lessons not tangle lessons. 1.3522 0.03899 247 178 51 18
309 Because we can. 1.3517 0.03979 236 170 49 17
310 Wait a sec... Which spot did you want me to look at? 1.3512 0.03996 242 176 47 19
311 Wouldn't a high five be simpler? 1.3512 0.03730 242 170 59 13
312 I'm still hicupping. Now what? 1.3510 0.04086 245 181 42 22
313 Am I seeing what you're seeing, or are you seeing what I'm seeing? 1.3510 0.03789 245 174 56 15
314 All of my friends told me not to get tangled up with you. 1.3510 0.03876 245 176 52 17
315 Remember when a handshake was enough ? 1.3510 0.03699 245 172 60 13
316 So are we like a thing now? 1.3500 0.03886 240 172 52 16
317 What the hell is 'conscious uncoupling'? 1.3487 0.03996 238 173 47 18
318 Is this your first time? 1.3487 0.03951 238 172 49 17
319 Don't panic! If I can untangle the Christmas lights, I can figure this out, too. 1.3487 0.03767 238 168 57 13
320 But do you think she'll notice the hickey? 1.3487 0.03814 238 169 55 14
321 For once, try to see things my way. 1.3487 0.03996 238 173 47 18
322 Everyone told me you could be a pain in the neck, but I didn’t believe them. 1.3487 0.05219 152 113 25 14
323 This relationship is strangling me. 1.3485 0.03594 241 167 64 10
324 We shouldn’t have installed a ceiling fan! 1.3485 0.04004 241 176 46 19
325 This is why I wanted to take dance lessons before the wedding. 1.3483 0.04794 178 132 30 16
326 I thought I was straight. 1.3478 0.03902 230 164 52 14
327 Is this what monogamy feels like? 1.3475 0.04062 236 173 44 19
328 We really need to work on keeping our cool when there's a bee around" 1.3473 0.04026 239 175 45 19
329 Left hoof, green. 1.3473 0.03982 239 174 47 18
330 On the next episode of "Nature"...when Giraffe secret handshakes go horribly wrong. 1.3473 0.03707 239 168 59 12
331 Saying you are a pain in the neck doesn’t BEGIN to describe it. 1.3473 0.03982 239 174 47 18
332 Next time we see a tourist helicopter circling overhead let’s not stand so close. 1.3473 0.03982 239 174 47 18
333 Ok, now wiggle your front left hoof. 1.3462 0.03806 234 166 55 13
334 Couples yoga, you said. It'll be fun, you said. 1.3462 0.04173 234 174 39 21
335 I''ll always have your back. 1.3462 0.04303 234 177 33 24
336 They said we would wind up like this. 1.3462 0.03901 234 168 51 15
337 We just tied the knot! 1.3462 0.03948 234 169 49 16
338 You always were a pain in the neck. 1.3462 0.04085 234 172 43 19
339 Oh, no--my parents are back! 1.3448 0.04062 232 170 44 18
340 Must you twist everything I say? 1.3448 0.03921 232 167 50 15
341 Next time a bee comes let's run in opposite directions. 1.3448 0.04016 232 169 46 17
342 So what do you do to unwind? 1.3448 0.03921 232 167 50 15
343 Look me straight in the eye and say that. 1.3448 0.04016 232 169 46 17
344 Let's just agree to disagree. 1.3448 0.03825 232 165 54 13
345 You put your left foot in: I'll put my left foot out..... 1.3447 0.04070 235 173 43 19
346 Let’s just get to the watering hole and ask the elephants. 1.3436 0.03978 227 164 48 15
347 Let's decide on a safe word before we get to the Gordian Knot position! 1.3436 0.04075 227 166 44 17
348 Dammit, Bill, I told you we should’ve asked for directions. 1.3436 0.03879 227 162 52 13
349 And then you said, "let's dance closer to the ceiling fan!" 1.3435 0.04131 230 170 41 19
350 Now that we can watch each other's back, what happens if we need to run? 1.3435 0.04084 230 169 43 18
351 This is nothing...just wait until we get to second base! 1.3433 0.04355 233 178 30 25
352 Next time, let's shake hands. 1.3421 0.03815 228 162 54 12
353 This always happens when YOU try to lead. 1.3410 0.04151 217 159 42 16
354 No, I don't need to ask for directions. 1.3408 0.04218 223 166 38 19
355 I'm looking forward to unwinding. It's been a long day. 1.3408 0.04122 223 164 42 17
356 If only we'd a moment to unwind 1.3408 0.04170 223 165 40 18
357 Right foot yellow 1.3408 0.03972 223 161 48 14
358 Is this foreplay or an extreme sport? 1.3407 0.03936 226 163 49 14
359 I told you, let ME lead! 1.3407 0.03936 226 163 49 14
360 Now what, Mr. Foreplay? 1.3397 0.04094 209 151 45 13
361 And that's a wrap. 1.3394 0.04095 221 162 43 16
362 Rightie tightie, Leftie loosie! 1.3394 0.03994 221 160 47 14
363 Have you had that spot looked at? 1.3394 0.04095 221 162 43 16
364 I've had it up to here with you. 1.3393 0.04343 224 170 32 22
365 I wish the lion would start circling in the opposite direction. 1.3393 0.03906 224 161 50 13
366 Let's go home and unwind. 1.3393 0.04057 224 164 44 16
367 Oh crap, my parents are home. 1.3392 0.04209 227 170 37 20
368 Sometimes I can't tell where I end and you begin. 1.3378 0.03927 222 160 49 13
369 Please do not get the hiccups or you will strangle the both of us. 1.3378 0.03979 222 161 47 14
370 Wow! Was it good for you? 1.3378 0.04080 222 163 43 16
371 I just can’t wrap my head around it. 1.3378 0.03979 222 161 47 14
372 After all these years of marriage, it's become very hard to determine where you end and I begin. 1.3378 0.04227 222 166 37 19
373 That made it worse. Try the other way. 1.3378 0.03979 222 161 47 14
374 Is it just me or did you find those directions hard to follow? 1.3378 0.04322 222 168 33 21
375 I’m changing our Facebook status to ‘It’s complicated’. 1.3378 0.03979 222 161 47 14
376 It’s only until the Ark leaves. 1.3378 0.03927 222 160 49 13
377 I think we should separate. 1.3365 0.04062 211 153 45 13
378 Trust me, this will get us on the Endangered Species List. 1.3364 0.04252 220 165 36 19
379 They made it look so easy on Pinterest. 1.3364 0.04203 220 164 38 18
380 Why do you always look the other way when I have something to say? 1.3364 0.04153 220 163 40 17
381 At this point, I don't think it matters whose neck is longest! 1.3349 0.04075 218 160 43 15
382 Uh, do you remember the safe word? 1.3349 0.04075 218 160 43 15
383 I told you it was a bad idea to go to the tennis match 1.3349 0.04075 218 160 43 15
384 Are you sure "lanyard" is a yoga pose? 1.3348 0.03663 221 155 58 8
385 There's a simpler way to explain DNA 1.3333 0.04161 219 163 39 17
386 I think the dress code said neck ties are optional. 1.3333 0.04367 201 150 35 16
387 I think I'm okay with being single. 1.3333 0.03838 210 149 52 9
388 A simple touch of noses would have done it for me. 1.3333 0.03992 216 157 46 13
389 Lean in closer, you said. Nibble on my ear, you said... 1.3333 0.03862 213 152 51 10
390 And then we do the hokey-pokey. 1.3333 0.04347 213 161 33 19
391 I swear! I read the directions three times. 1.3333 0.03948 201 143 49 9
392 So that’s what the hokey-pokey’s all about? 1.3318 0.04216 211 157 38 16
393 I'm really glad you don't like threesomes. 1.3318 0.04216 211 157 38 16
394 Thanks for the Heimlich maneuver -- I'm okay now. 1.3318 0.03823 211 150 52 9
395 Life is complex but love is twisted. 1.3317 0.04337 199 148 36 15
396 NO means no. 1.3302 0.04037 212 155 44 13
397 Ah, what’s our safe word!? 1.3302 0.04146 212 157 40 15
398 Sorry...gonna sneeze. 1.3301 0.04019 209 152 45 12
399 You lead. 1.3301 0.04019 209 152 45 12
400 I forget, which one am I? 1.3301 0.04296 209 157 35 17
401 That's not exactly what I meant when I said we should finally tie the knot, Louis. 1.3301 0.04187 209 155 39 15
402 I love your spots -- or are those mine? 1.3301 0.04019 209 152 45 12
403 Is this from the Kamasutra or Ruth Westheimer? 1.3301 0.04187 209 155 39 15
404 Next time, just a fist bump. 1.3301 0.04019 209 152 45 12
405 Okay, now what?! 1.3301 0.04187 209 155 39 15
406 I'm going to change my status to "in a relationship." 1.3301 0.03903 209 150 49 10
407 OK, so tango is harder than it looks. 1.3301 0.04132 209 154 41 14
408 ”Head in, head out. Well, you can forget shake it all about. 1.3301 0.04187 209 155 39 15
409 Why don't we just untwist and shout! 1.3301 0.04296 209 157 35 17
410 I want to date other people. 1.3286 0.04225 210 157 37 16
411 This photographer is killing us with these crazy wedding shots. 1.3286 0.04225 210 157 37 16
412 Not being straight is harder than than I expected. 1.3285 0.04099 207 152 42 13
413 It's neck AND neck- not neck IN neck. 1.3285 0.04042 207 151 44 12
414 It’s like a pinky promise, but more. 1.3284 0.04082 204 149 43 12
415 This ought to confuse the lions. 1.3284 0.04256 204 152 37 15
416 Why do I get the feeling you've been seeing the boa constrictor again. 1.3269 0.04195 208 155 38 15
417 Let's Twist again the way we did last summer . 1.3268 0.04123 205 151 41 13
418 I thought you said it would just be a little necking. 1.3251 0.04320 203 153 34 16
419 Are you sure the lions will think we're a tree? 1.3251 0.03967 203 147 46 10
420 I just wanted to hold your hoof. 1.3250 0.04308 200 150 35 15
421 You really are a pain in the neck! 1.3250 0.04308 200 150 35 15
422 But enough about me, how do you like to unwind? 1.3250 0.04190 200 148 39 13
423 I said French kiss not French braid 1.3247 0.04580 194 149 27 18
424 Necking sucks, let's french kiss. 1.3247 0.04402 194 146 33 15
425 Now let's untwist and do the limbo. 1.3234 0.04404 201 153 31 17
426 Next couples session we have to address our co-dependency. 1.3231 0.03937 195 140 47 8
427 I don't know where you end and I begin anymore. 1.3216 0.04136 199 147 40 12
428 Are you sure this is how they do it on the Discovery Channel? 1.3216 0.04197 199 148 38 13
429 I don’t think that this is what they meant when they said the double helix is the key to evolving. 1.3216 0.04136 199 147 40 12
430 Do you think we’re having trouble making friends because we’re too wrapped up in ourselves? 1.3216 0.04136 199 147 40 12
431 Let's just go back to missionary. 1.3216 0.04257 199 149 36 14
432 For the last time...turn towards MY left. 1.3216 0.04317 199 150 34 15
433 I’ve heard of necking, but this is ridiculous... 1.3216 0.04317 199 150 34 15
434 What part of counter clockwise aren't you getting? 1.3216 0.04075 199 146 42 11
435 It was cute for a while. Now it just seems annoying and French. 1.3216 0.03948 199 144 46 9
436 You have the absolute worst sense of direction! 1.3216 0.03883 199 143 48 8
437 How did we manage to crash when we're the only two giraffes in sight? 1.3216 0.04012 199 145 44 10
438 No, I specifically said counter-clockwise! 1.3216 0.04197 199 148 38 13
439 I don't think this is the way we are supposed to procreate. 1.3216 0.04317 199 150 34 15
440 When I said I like kinky love, this isn't what I had in mind. 1.3216 0.04136 199 147 40 12
441 If you turn on me one more time, we’re done. 1.3216 0.04136 199 147 40 12
442 Don't close your eyes, the next time you try to kiss me. 1.3216 0.04317 199 150 34 15
443 I don't know. What does have brown spots, 8 legs, and is a real pain in the neck? 1.3216 0.04197 199 148 38 13
444 Okay, this time you go left, and I'll go right. 1.3216 0.04136 199 147 40 12
445 Let’s have a glass of wine and see if we can unwind. 1.3216 0.04317 199 150 34 15
446 This is not what I meant by a necktie! 1.3216 0.04012 199 145 44 10
447 When I said turn to the right, I meant MY right, not YOURS. 1.3214 0.04363 196 148 33 15
448 I’m starting to think that Lion wasn’t really a Zumba instructor.. 1.3214 0.04422 196 149 31 16
449 If only Bertha was here... we could make a braid. 1.3200 0.04119 200 148 40 12
450 Mom warned me about what necking would lead to. 1.3198 0.04161 197 146 39 12
451 I get too wound up when we neck 1.3198 0.04161 197 146 39 12
452 Tantric yoga," you said. "It'll be fun," you said 1.3198 0.04461 197 151 29 17
453 Let's try it again. This time, when I say "go left", it's your left, not my left. 1.3198 0.04223 197 147 37 13
454 Can we please ask someone for directions? 1.3198 0.04161 197 146 39 12
455 I'm just saying, Bernard: you're a little clingy. 1.3198 0.04461 197 151 29 17
456 You go low. I’ll go high. 1.3196 0.04511 194 149 28 17
457 How we gonna explain this to your dad? 1.3182 0.04143 198 147 39 12
458 Ta Da! 1.3179 0.04186 195 145 38 12
459 Let's just call it a tie! 1.3177 0.04099 192 141 41 10
460 Wait, am I you or me? 1.3177 0.04294 192 144 35 13
461 Now lift your butt for the pretzel pose. 1.3177 0.04357 192 145 33 14
462 Let's start over. I'm looking at my own butt. 1.3177 0.04541 192 148 27 17
463 Don't worry, honey, they accept all sorts on the ark. 1.3177 0.04230 192 143 37 12
464 No, the rule is righty-tighty, lefty-loosey. 1.3177 0.04165 192 142 39 11
465 This looked a lot hotter in the Kama Sutra. 1.3169 0.04301 183 136 36 11
466 It's not you--I just need a little space right now... 1.3158 0.04190 190 141 38 11
467 Are you sure this is what humans mean by necking? 1.3158 0.04256 190 142 36 12
468 The hyenas will never let us hear the end of it. 1.3158 0.04055 190 139 42 9
469 I keep telling you, lefty-loosey! 1.3158 0.04510 190 146 28 16
470 It's called the double helix pose. We learned it in yoga class. 1.3158 0.04321 190 143 34 13
471 I’m beginning to find this relationship suffocating. 1.3155 0.04167 187 138 39 10
472 Talk about a twisted relationship. 1.3149 0.04257 181 134 37 10
473 Don’t forget. Nothing below the neck before we get married. 1.3141 0.04490 191 147 28 16
474 This relationship is getting to be a real pain in the neck. 1.3135 0.04192 185 137 38 10
475 Can we go back to being attached at the hip? 1.3135 0.04192 185 137 38 10
476 Whatever you do, please don't cough. 1.3135 0.04192 185 137 38 10
477 I didn't think necking would be so complicated. 1.3135 0.04261 185 138 36 11
478 So that's a tornado . 1.3135 0.04261 185 138 36 11
479 I'm telling you, it's "righty tighty, lefty loosey!" 1.3135 0.04593 185 143 26 16
480 This was a terrible time to tell me you voted for Trump. 1.3132 0.04582 182 140 27 15
481 Thank you for being flexible. 1.3118 0.04310 186 140 34 12
482 I think we're screwed! 1.3118 0.04310 186 140 34 12
483 Next time we see a helicopter, let's not try to count the blades. 1.3118 0.04310 186 140 34 12
484 Nope, still not in the mood... 1.3118 0.04103 186 137 40 9
485 I thought you said you'd watch MY back! 1.3118 0.04242 186 139 36 11
486 I'm not really a hugger. 1.3118 0.04242 186 139 36 11
487 Perhaps we should sit farther apart when listening to the next Democratic debate. 1.3118 0.04310 186 140 34 12
488 Next time just nibble on my ear 1.3118 0.04031 186 136 42 8
489 Oh just great . In the New Yorker nonetheless . 1.3118 0.04242 186 139 36 11
490 Honestly, I don’t remember a thing about last night. 1.3118 0.04031 186 136 42 8
491 Well, I looked back to see if you looked back 1.3118 0.04443 186 142 30 14
492 I thought necking was reserved for the second date. 1.3118 0.04031 186 136 42 8
493 I don't know who you are anymore. 1.3118 0.04310 186 140 34 12
494 Wow, we can give a whole new meaning to necking. 1.3118 0.04103 186 137 40 9
495 I think this team work thing has gone too far 1.3115 0.04358 183 138 33 12
496 Mom! We did it again! 1.3115 0.04288 183 137 35 11
497 It looked fun on the internet. 1.3115 0.04146 183 135 39 9
498 I'm thinking the Camel Sutra wasn't written for us. 1.3103 0.04436 174 131 32 11
499 We really must have tied one on last night. 1.3099 0.04253 171 126 37 8
500 I don’t need another possessive relationship, Dennis. 1.3098 0.04127 184 136 39 9
501 OMG, my neck feels better already! 1.3098 0.04268 184 138 35 11
502 Oh Christ, I don't know Myrna. It looks like fun when the swans do it! 1.3098 0.04405 184 140 31 13
503 Giraffe gaffe. 1.3098 0.04337 184 139 33 12
504 I know we have limited Halloween costume options but the 'Double Helix' is just plain dumb. 1.3098 0.04198 184 137 37 10
505 Okay, so we've done the Double Helix. What's next? 1.3098 0.04472 184 141 29 14
506 This time I'll lead, OK? 1.3094 0.04171 181 134 38 9
507 I suddenly crave a pretzel. 1.3094 0.04455 181 138 30 13
508 Twisted sisters? 1.3094 0.04386 181 137 32 12
509 Okay, which way is forward? 1.3094 0.04244 181 135 36 10
510 I love you, but you're a pain in the neck. 1.3094 0.04386 181 137 32 12
511 Dammit, Carl! 1.3094 0.04524 181 139 28 14
512 You and your Kama Sutra 1.3081 0.04542 172 131 29 12
513 Your mother is right. Our relationship is twisted. 1.3081 0.04466 172 130 31 11
514 Necking is one thing, but I never agreed to going all the way! 1.3081 0.04248 185 139 35 11
515 I didn't mean "tie the knot" literally. 1.3077 0.04295 182 137 34 11
516 No! Righty tighty lefty loosey! 1.3077 0.04365 182 138 32 12
517 Can you see the mole now? 1.3073 0.04270 179 134 35 10
518 I’m getting a little uncomfortable with this level of commitment. 1.3073 0.04485 179 137 29 13
519 Let's try the Macarena instead. 1.3073 0.04044 179 131 41 7
520 You’ve put me in a difficult position. 1.3073 0.04343 179 135 33 11
521 Well, evolution's made us look like fools again. 1.3073 0.04270 179 134 35 10
522 I'm still taller than you. 1.3073 0.04270 179 134 35 10
523 It’s over, Louise. I know you’ve been stepping out with the python 1.3073 0.04196 179 133 37 9
524 What do you think the marriage counselor meant by codependent? 1.3073 0.04196 179 133 37 9
525 I said 'my name is Felix,' not helix. 1.3073 0.04343 179 135 33 11
526 OK, Let’s try lefty loosey. 1.3073 0.04343 179 135 33 11
527 I told you that Kama Sutra move was way too advanced for us! 1.3059 0.04497 170 129 30 11
528 Our parents were right - we tied the knot way too soon. 1.3051 0.04297 177 133 34 10
529 I think I know now why the lions were circling us. 1.3051 0.04297 177 133 34 10
530 This is nothing ... you should see the Octopus play Hokey Pokey 1.3051 0.04371 177 134 32 11
531 Let's watch the vultures circling," you said. "It'll be fun," you said 1.3046 0.04496 174 133 29 12
532 I swore to avoid entanglements 1.3046 0.04346 174 131 33 10
533 Let's go back to spooning. 1.3046 0.04346 174 131 33 10
534 Sure, let's play Twister, he says. 1.3046 0.04269 174 130 35 9
535 If you think this is bad, you should see the camels humping. 1.3043 0.04830 161 125 23 13
536 I said I wanted to Tango, not tangle. 1.3029 0.04170 175 130 37 8
537 It was cuter in my head. 1.3023 0.04374 172 130 32 10
538 The problem is once you twist it is difficult to shout. 1.3023 0.04451 172 131 30 11
539 Is this “second base”? 1.3023 0.04296 172 129 34 9
540 See? This is why I just fist bump. 1.3023 0.04296 172 129 34 9
541 And this is why I hate ballroom dancing. 1.3023 0.04602 172 133 26 13
542 Apparently, it takes two to untango, too. 1.3023 0.04374 172 130 32 10
543 Wait a sec! It takes two to tangle or two to tango? 1.3023 0.04451 172 131 30 11
544 How about we find a watering hole were we can have a drink and unwind . 1.3023 0.04451 172 131 30 11
545 I just don't think Dancing with the Stars is for us. 1.3023 0.04451 172 131 30 11
546 Next time, let's just agree to disagree. 1.3023 0.04296 172 129 34 9
547 I think we should start seeing other people. 1.3023 0.04527 172 132 28 12
548 I don't think this is how we are supposed to screw. 1.3023 0.04675 172 134 24 14
549 Nobody told you to make like a double helix, smart ass! 1.3023 0.04374 172 130 32 10
550 I don't see what snakes see in this! 1.3023 0.04374 172 130 32 10
551 Trust me. By this time tomorrow we'll be blowing up Facebook, trending on Twitter and dancing on TV with Ellen. 1.3023 0.04374 172 130 32 10
552 You have a twisted sense of humor! 1.3007 0.04865 143 109 25 9
553 We need to consciously uncouple! 1.3006 0.04578 173 134 26 13
554 No, YOUR left. 1.3006 0.04429 173 132 30 11
555 I told you I was into KINKY, not TWISTED!! 1.3006 0.04352 173 131 32 10
556 Your mother was right. We're all screwed up. 1.3006 0.04352 173 131 32 10
557 IMITATION OF SPAGHETTI ON THE SERENGETI 1.3006 0.04352 173 131 32 10
558 You've become too possessive. I can't breathe. 1.3006 0.04114 173 128 38 7
559 I'm having a hard time wrapping my head around this. 1.3006 0.04032 173 127 40 6
560 That's the last time we join the zebras for a game of Twister. 1.3006 0.04352 173 131 32 10
561 This isn’t too bad. Group hugs are the worst. 1.3006 0.04352 173 131 32 10
562 Our relationship is SO twisted. 1.3006 0.04195 173 129 36 8
563 There goes that National Geographic drone again. 1.3006 0.04275 173 130 34 9
564 Wait, your left or mine? 1.3000 0.04481 170 130 29 11
565 You first. 1.3000 0.04242 170 127 35 8
566 Learning to unwind could be life-changing. 1.3000 0.04242 170 127 35 8
567 Are you sure this is how you do the hokey pokey? 1.3000 0.04782 170 134 21 15
568 You are female right? 1.3000 0.04323 170 128 33 9
569 Excuse me, but you' re in my personal space. 1.3000 0.04558 170 131 27 12
570 I never should have gotten mixed up with you. 1.3000 0.04634 170 132 25 13
571 ...and that, Fred, is how DNA and genes work. 1.3000 0.04403 170 129 31 10
572 Now if only we could shout. 1.3000 0.04403 170 129 31 10
573 I don't think we were both supposed to go counter-clockwise! 1.3000 0.04242 170 127 35 8
574 Isn't there something else we can do besides necking? 1.3000 0.04159 170 126 37 7
575 Thanks again for doing this. If this doesn’t make Sharon jealous, I don’t know what will. 1.3000 0.04159 170 126 37 7
576 Our situation has knot improved ! 1.3000 0.04481 170 130 29 11
577 I know it's uncomfortable, but Ripley's pays way better than these stupid animal parks." 1.2989 0.04407 174 133 30 11
578 I think the Camel Sutra only works for camels. 1.2988 0.04592 164 126 27 11
579 Next time let's just hoof-bump. 1.2982 0.04610 171 133 25 13
580 Let's try this one more time. My left, your right. 1.2982 0.04139 171 127 37 7
581 I said,'Put your LEFT foot in'. 1.2982 0.04535 171 132 27 12
582 Hey, remember that time you asked if I had lice? 1.2982 0.04535 171 132 27 12
583 Sometimes I just don’t know which way to turn. 1.2982 0.04535 171 132 27 12
584 I think it was better being attached at the hip. 1.2982 0.04221 171 128 35 8
585 For the last time, no. That spot doesn't look weird to me. 1.2982 0.04535 171 132 27 12
586 The first time is always a little awkward. 1.2982 0.04302 171 129 33 9
587 wow,we really can't dance. 1.2982 0.04055 171 126 39 6
588 Let's put a new twist on our relationship," you said 1.2982 0.04221 171 128 35 8
589 Am I looking at my butt or yours? 1.2982 0.04221 171 128 35 8
590 What level was that yoga class we just did? 1.2982 0.04055 171 126 39 6
591 I think it's righty tighty..lefty lucy 1.2982 0.04757 171 135 21 15
592 Sorry, I'm just not that into erotic asphixiation. 1.2976 0.04351 168 127 32 9
593 I simply cannot unwrap my head around it. 1.2976 0.04351 168 127 32 9
594 Let me rephrase my question..."I'll scratch you're back AFTER you scratch mine..?" 1.2976 0.03920 168 122 42 4
595 son of a bitch, Greg! you went and wrapped your neck around mine again. This is why you weren't invited to the wedding. 1.2976 0.04351 168 127 32 9
596 Third World problems, amiright?? 1.2976 0.04432 168 128 30 10
597 Tell me again how this helps us to see the lions. 1.2976 0.04667 168 131 24 13
598 Let's see the zebras try this one. 1.2976 0.04432 168 128 30 10
599 No. No. No. It’s ‘NECKTIE’ These tourists are terrible at charades. 1.2976 0.04432 168 128 30 10
600 Can’t we just try living together for a while without tying the knot? 1.2976 0.04590 168 130 26 12
601 It started with a little innocent necking, then things spiraled out of control. 1.2965 0.04436 172 132 29 11
602 Is this what they meant by “try and see from each other’s perspectives” 1.2959 0.04078 169 125 38 6
603 It's a long story. 1.2952 0.04543 166 128 27 11
604 I have the right of way! 1.2952 0.04032 166 122 39 5
605 Hey Macarena! 1.2952 0.04380 166 126 31 9
606 No sign of the lion on my side. 1.2945 0.04517 163 125 28 10
607 Endless love. 1.2941 0.04897 153 120 21 12
608 I think people call it "necking." 1.2934 0.04357 167 127 31 9
609 I'm not much of a hugger. 1.2927 0.04575 164 127 26 11
610 Let's unwind. 1.2927 0.04323 164 124 32 8
611 I feel like every time I stick my neck out for you, MY life gets so complicated! 1.2927 0.04408 164 125 30 9
612 This double helix research is a pain in the neck. 1.2927 0.04656 164 128 24 12
613 I say next time let's stick to spooning. 1.2927 0.04235 164 123 34 7
614 Well, there goes the Lion King audition. 1.2927 0.04323 164 124 32 8
615 Once again, I've forgotten what we were even fighting about. 1.2919 0.04284 161 121 33 7
616 I love you. I love you more. I love you most. Where are you? 1.2914 0.04753 151 117 24 10
617 We've discovered the secret structure of DNA 1.2909 0.04300 165 125 32 8
618 ‘Well at least we’re not reticulated.’ 1.2901 0.04523 162 125 27 10
619 It depends how you look at it. 1.2901 0.04523 162 125 27 10
620 I thought we went on this trip to unwind! 1.2901 0.04438 162 124 29 9
621 Do these spots make my butt look big? 1.2901 0.04607 162 126 25 11
622 I told you not to annoy the elephants. 1.2901 0.04690 162 127 23 12
623 How do we explain this to your parents? 1.2901 0.04350 162 123 31 8
624 If you are doing this on purpose, please stop. 1.2901 0.04607 162 126 25 11
625 I'm sorry Bernie, I thought necking would help you unwind. 1.2901 0.04261 162 122 33 7
626 We should exchange insurance information. 1.2901 0.04438 162 124 29 9
627 On second thought, I really do need some space. 1.2901 0.04523 162 125 27 10
628 The other left. 1.2901 0.04350 162 123 31 8
629 This is worse than when our retainers got stuck! 1.2901 0.04607 162 126 25 11
630 You've looked for trees.I've looked for trees. I think it's safe to say there are no trees. 1.2901 0.04438 162 124 29 9
631 This is why there's no Kama Sutra for giraffes. 1.2901 0.04607 162 126 25 11
632 Maybe no one will notice. 1.2901 0.04261 162 122 33 7
633 Oh great, now the hyena is laughing at us. 1.2901 0.04438 162 124 29 9
634 You never give me a chance to just unwind. 1.2901 0.04690 162 127 23 12
635 No,the lions are this way. No that way. No,this way! 1.2901 0.04438 162 124 29 9
636 This is not what I had in mind, when I asked for a neck tie for my birthday 1.2901 0.04438 162 124 29 9
637 Oh wait, we forgot the glasses. 1.2901 0.04438 162 124 29 9
638 When I said "necking", I had something much different in mind. 1.2901 0.04350 162 123 31 8
639 I can’t tell whether I’m coming or going. 1.2901 0.04438 162 124 29 9
640 I'll watch my back, you watch yours! 1.2901 0.04523 162 125 27 10
641 Quick, I think your mother's coming. 1.2893 0.04666 159 124 24 11
642 Easy, Kevin. This is my first time. 1.2893 0.04311 159 120 32 7
643 We forgot the champagne glasses. 1.2893 0.04492 159 122 28 9
644 Ok now, wait for the music and then it's two steps forward two steps back...you first. 1.2893 0.04492 159 122 28 9
645 Is this what screwing is like? I love it! 1.2893 0.04403 159 121 30 8
646 Meet Felix and Helix. 1.2893 0.04311 159 120 32 7
647 I still want a prenup 1.2893 0.04580 159 123 26 10
648 Ok, I get it! DNA is a double helix. 1.2893 0.04750 159 125 22 12
649 Now that we've been to a couples therapist I have the feeling we should visit a chiropractor. 1.2893 0.04122 159 118 36 5
650 I just don't think our tango lessons are paying off 1.2893 0.04666 159 124 24 11
651 Can you reach my insurance card? 1.2893 0.04492 159 122 28 9
652 Tell me again , this proves what? 1.2893 0.04218 159 119 34 6
653 At least we're not up to our necks in alligators 1.2893 0.04403 159 121 30 8
654 So good to be around you again! 1.2893 0.04833 159 126 20 13
655 It feels just like it did on our first date. 1.2893 0.04995 159 128 16 15
656 Remember, All we have to do is relax and everything will straighten out" 1.2893 0.04403 159 121 30 8
657 The Kama Sutra isn't for us. 1.2887 0.04853 142 110 23 9
658 And you're certain this is in the Kama Sutra. 1.2887 0.04853 142 110 23 9
659 Turn right" I said. But no, you just wouldn't listen 1.2883 0.04824 163 130 19 14
660 Next time we see a dust devil coming, let's try lying down. 1.2883 0.04239 163 123 33 7
661 We need to read our Camel Sutra more carefully. 1.2878 0.05522 139 114 10 15
662 You always take a good thing too far. 1.2875 0.04288 160 121 32 7
663 This is why I usually date horses. 1.2875 0.04468 160 123 28 9
664 I THINK I've got your back. 1.2875 0.04640 160 125 24 11
665 I said necktie, not neck tie. 1.2875 0.04640 160 125 24 11
666 Could you just scratch behind my right ear? 1.2875 0.04379 160 122 30 8
667 If we were in the southern hemisphere would we twist the other way? 1.2875 0.04379 160 122 30 8
668 You’re paranoid, Jerry. Nobody’s following you. 1.2875 0.04379 160 122 30 8
669 What now, my love? 1.2875 0.04195 160 120 34 6
670 Let’s see Darwin explain this 1.2875 0.04555 160 124 26 10
671 Neck Lace 1.2875 0.04555 160 124 26 10
672 Don't look now, but there's a pack of hyenas behind one of us. 1.2875 0.04724 160 126 22 12
673 Screw you! No, screw you!! 1.2875 0.04468 160 123 28 9
674 This may be a bad time, but I'm pregnant and it's yours. 1.2875 0.04555 160 124 26 10
675 Namaste away from me next time I do upward facing dog. 1.2875 0.04640 160 125 24 11
676 So this is how we’ll eat the wedding cake? 1.2875 0.04379 160 122 30 8
677 Looks like we’re in a bind. 1.2875 0.04468 160 123 28 9
678 No more Kama Sutra for us! 1.2875 0.04555 160 124 26 10
679 Are you sure that you are ready to tie the knot? 1.2875 0.04379 160 122 30 8
680 You forgot to grab the champagne flutes! 1.2866 0.04432 157 120 29 8
681 This is the LAST time we watch tennis together 1.2866 0.04339 157 119 31 7
682 Before Trump this only used to happen in cartoons! 1.2866 0.04786 157 124 21 12
683 Our love has spiraled out of control 1.2866 0.04523 157 121 27 9
684 "Before you came along, I managed to avoid entanglements" 1.2866 0.04432 157 120 29 8
685 This twisted, screwed up love of ours can be a pain in the neck, but I just can't leave you. 1.2848 0.04220 158 119 33 6
686 Trust me", you said. "What could possibly go wrong?...." 1.2848 0.04315 158 120 31 7
687 Don’t you just hate safe sex? 1.2847 0.04692 144 111 25 8
688 Did you just hear a lion? 1.2839 0.04645 155 121 24 10
689 Uh, okay I guess. How is it for you? 1.2839 0.03964 155 114 38 3
690 Maybe checking each other for ticks wasn't such a great idea after all. 1.2839 0.04068 155 115 36 4
691 This is just knot working for me. 1.2829 0.04420 152 116 29 7
692 I don't think we're doing it right. 1.2810 0.04296 153 116 31 6
693 Veterinarians can use this as their symbol! 1.2810 0.04679 153 120 23 10
694 That was the trick. My hiccups are gone! 1.2810 0.04296 153 116 31 6
695 Is this a bad time to mention that I'm actually looking for something more casual? 1.2810 0.04679 153 120 23 10
696 Seriously David, this is the last time we try something from the Kama Sutra. 1.2810 0.04586 153 119 25 9
697 This is the last time I stick my neck out for you. 1.2810 0.04491 153 118 27 8
698 You are definitely testing my boundaries here, buddy 1.2810 0.04296 153 116 31 6
699 'Sweet!' What does mine say?! 1.2810 0.04586 153 119 25 9
700 Try couples yoga, they said. It’ll unwind you, they said. 1.2810 0.04296 153 116 31 6
701 You said you didn't want to be joined at the hip. 1.2810 0.04395 153 117 29 7
702 Necking was a lot less complicated when I was younger. 1.2810 0.04947 153 123 17 13
703 This is really twisted, Sister! 1.2810 0.04586 153 119 25 9
704 Can't say mom didn't warn me about the dangers of necking. 1.2810 0.04586 153 119 25 9
705 One two three four...I declare a neck war 1.2810 0.04586 153 119 25 9
706 Listen, I don't know, but how do we creatively uncouple? 1.2810 0.04679 153 120 23 10
707 This way we save on scarves. 1.2810 0.04296 153 116 31 6
708 Frankly, I always imagined necking to be more enjoyable. 1.2810 0.04296 153 116 31 6
709 I knew we'd end up together. It's in our DNA. 1.2810 0.04296 153 116 31 6
710 Our therapist was right, it's not healthy to have our lives completely intertwined. 1.2810 0.04395 153 117 29 7
711 OK, one last time: paper, scissors, neck. 1.2810 0.04491 153 118 27 8
712 Let's go have a highball to unwind. 1.2810 0.04296 153 116 31 6
713 Listen, Bob, I'm having second thoughts about tying the knot. 1.2810 0.04395 153 117 29 7
714 Wait, I see my ex coming. 1.2810 0.04395 153 117 29 7
715 This is so much worse than a hickey. 1.2810 0.04586 153 119 25 9
716 We should have tied the knot a long time ago. 1.2800 0.04549 150 116 26 8
717 The French braid was hotter. 1.2800 0.04549 150 116 26 8
718 This is the last time I let you lead. 1.2800 0.04741 150 118 22 10
719 Was that a hiccup I just felt? 1.2800 0.04549 150 116 26 8
720 When you said you were going to show me how the French do it, I didn't think you meant braid. 1.2800 0.05016 150 121 16 13
721 I feel dizzy. Do you feel dizzy? 1.2800 0.04347 150 114 30 6
722 This is not my idea of necking. 1.2800 0.04549 150 116 26 8
723 Marco.....Polo. 1.2800 0.04646 150 117 24 9
724 So much for necking. 1.2800 0.04741 150 118 22 10
725 I’m glad to see you, but not that glad. 1.2800 0.04449 150 115 28 7
726 I hate it when they play Chubby Checker. 1.2800 0.04646 150 117 24 9
727 And that is what the DNA molecule looks like. 1.2800 0.04646 150 117 24 9
728 At least our hickeys will just blend in. 1.2800 0.04347 150 114 30 6
729 That's the last time I'm doing the hokey-pokey with you. 1.2800 0.04835 150 119 20 11
730 It takes two to tangle. 1.2800 0.04646 150 117 24 9
731 Is that a python in your throat, or are you just glad to see me? 1.2800 0.04549 150 116 26 8
732 I thought necking would be more fun. 1.2800 0.04549 150 116 26 8
733 I'm going to swipe right, you swipe left. 1.2800 0.04136 150 112 34 4
734 A handshake would've been so much simpler! 1.2800 0.04646 150 117 24 9
735 It's a draw. We are neck and neck! 1.2800 0.04449 150 115 28 7
736 Can we just be friends 1.2800 0.04549 150 116 26 8
737 Sorry, honey, but I just can't seem to get my head around this. 1.2800 0.04549 150 116 26 8
738 Gives new meaning to "neck and neck," eh? 1.2800 0.04741 150 118 22 10
739 We have to stop following the drone cameras. 1.2800 0.04646 150 117 24 9
740 Hey, am I looking at your ass or mine?? 1.2800 0.04449 150 115 28 7
741 Mama told me necking would get me in trouble. 1.2800 0.04549 150 116 26 8
742 Maybe we should unwind. 1.2800 0.04549 150 116 26 8
743 I said "Clockwise!" 1.2800 0.04549 150 116 26 8
744 Nope, I still have the hiccups. 1.2800 0.04741 150 118 22 10
745 No, MY clockwise!! 1.2800 0.04243 150 113 32 5
746 From now on, we stick to the secret handshake. 1.2800 0.04646 150 117 24 9
747 Let me guess. This is your first date? 1.2800 0.04835 150 119 20 11
748 Are you dating anyone else at the moment? 1.2800 0.04136 150 112 34 4
749 OK. I'm ready to go home and unwind. 1.2800 0.04646 150 117 24 9
750 That's it! No more polkas! 1.2800 0.04549 150 116 26 8
751 Maybe the lions will think we're a statue. 1.2800 0.04549 150 116 26 8
752 I know it doesn't look exactly like it does in the Camel Sutra book... 1.2800 0.04646 150 117 24 9
753 You’re taking this ‘one good turn deserves another’ a bit too far, Gladys. 1.2800 0.04549 150 116 26 8
754 Why can't we just say hello? 1.2800 0.04449 150 115 28 7
755 Bless you... 1.2800 0.04646 150 117 24 9
756 Well, the first few dance lessons were fun. 1.2800 0.04449 150 115 28 7
757 Honey! You’re home early! 1.2800 0.04136 150 112 34 4
758 Ouch, I've got a Crick and Watson in my neck!" 1.2800 0.04646 150 117 24 9
759 Does this spot look weird to you? 1.2800 0.04549 150 116 26 8
760 Necking has always been over-rated. 1.2800 0.04835 150 119 20 11
761 Maybe we should just stick to a fist bump. 1.2800 0.04449 150 115 28 7
762 I said, MY left, Steve. 1.2800 0.04347 150 114 30 6
763 Don't worry, I've got your back. 1.2800 0.04347 150 114 30 6
764 Let’s not play that other Chubby Checker record. 1.2792 0.04171 154 116 33 5
765 Give it up! We will never make it to the synchronized swimming team. 1.2792 0.04560 154 120 25 9
766 Best two out of three? 1.2781 0.04322 151 115 30 6
767 Stop looking over my shoulder all the time! 1.2781 0.04423 151 116 28 7
768 Yeah, I've got your back -- if that's your back. 1.2781 0.04113 151 113 34 4
769 Why won’t you look at me?! 1.2781 0.04522 151 117 26 8
770 This happens every time we watch tennis. 1.2781 0.04713 151 119 22 10
771 I'd say the bigger problem is the lack of trees. 1.2781 0.04522 151 117 26 8
772 This is Africa -- it’s going to take a lot to drag me away from you. 1.2770 0.04479 148 114 27 7
773 On second thought, let's not screw. 1.2770 0.04777 148 117 21 10
774 And that, my dear, is how you play Twister. 1.2770 0.04160 148 111 33 4
775 Don't Back Up!! 1.2770 0.04872 148 118 19 11
776 It doesn't look like you have lice which come to think of it I'm pretty happy about 1.2770 0.04479 148 114 27 7
777 We are not entangled. FAKE NEWS! 1.2770 0.04580 148 115 25 8
778 Is it as hard for you to unwind as it is for me? 1.2770 0.04580 148 115 25 8
779 Mom, it’s community college...I’ll be home for dinner. 1.2770 0.04375 148 113 29 6
780 I don't care how it happened---let's go to Happy Hour and unwind! 1.2770 0.04872 148 118 19 11
781 You never ask for directions 1.2770 0.04580 148 115 25 8
782 We should probably head home now. Wouldn't want anyone to catch us necking. 1.2770 0.04580 148 115 25 8
783 I hate the hokey pokey. 1.2770 0.04680 148 116 23 9
784 I say we're neck and neck! 1.2770 0.04160 148 111 33 4
785 I think I have a knot in my neck. 1.2770 0.04580 148 115 25 8
786 The original necktie! 1.2770 0.04479 148 114 27 7
787 I know you're cold but next time I'm buying you a scarf. 1.2770 0.04269 148 112 31 5
788 I told you, left is loose —right is tight. 1.2770 0.04580 148 115 25 8
789 Either we declare peace or we spend the weekend staring at our own asses. 1.2770 0.04680 148 116 23 9
790 Just relax. If you want Instagram followers, this is what it takes. 1.2770 0.04269 148 112 31 5
791 I think its "hearts" intertwined. 1.2770 0.04160 148 111 33 4
792 You have a really twisted sense of humor! 1.2770 0.04375 148 113 29 6
793 I'm glad we tried your little experiment, Geoffrey, but I prefer doing yoga by myself. 1.2770 0.04375 148 113 29 6
794 One more twist and we make it into the Guinness book of records. 1.2770 0.04479 148 114 27 7
795 Great. The hyenas are really going to laugh at us now, Phil. 1.2770 0.04375 148 113 29 6
796 Why do you think they call it necking? 1.2770 0.04269 148 112 31 5
797 This is seriously twisted. 1.2770 0.04872 148 118 19 11
798 Do you see what I see? 1.2770 0.04160 148 111 33 4
799 This is why we don't play twister, Steve. 1.2770 0.04680 148 116 23 9
800 Are you sure this is how it’s done? 1.2752 0.04748 149 118 21 10
801 Okay, big shot. Now who's going to post this on Instagram? 1.2752 0.04349 149 114 29 6
802 Our relationship has had its twists and turns, but now we see things from two entirely different directions. 1.2752 0.04453 149 115 27 7
803 I guess this means we have to get married. 1.2741 0.04753 135 105 23 7
804 Not sure if this is appropriate public display of affection. 1.2740 0.04613 146 114 24 8
805 Let's tie the knot. 1.2740 0.04403 146 112 28 6
806 why did I ever want to get tangled up with you ? 1.2740 0.04294 146 111 30 5
807 Next week let’s try the Watusi. 1.2740 0.04714 146 115 22 9
808 Right hoof, Orange 1.2740 0.04403 146 112 28 6
809 I thought first base meant a kiss. 1.2740 0.04509 146 113 26 7
810 I told you to get the illustrated Kamasutra. 1.2734 0.04876 139 110 20 9
811 I think Dr. Schmidt might have a point about codependency. 1.2727 0.04232 143 108 31 4
812 I think we should go back to just being friends. 1.2727 0.04568 143 111 25 7
813 We'd better stop. The hyenas are laughing. 1.2727 0.04458 143 110 27 6
814 Is this twisted love? 1.2721 0.04722 136 106 23 7
815 Next time, let me lead. 1.2708 0.04320 144 110 29 5
816 No, your other left! 1.2708 0.04850 144 115 19 10
817 Uh...which one am I again? 1.2708 0.04749 144 114 21 9
818 Is this what the humans call necking? 1.2708 0.04749 144 114 21 9
819 It's not my fault, our therapist recommended we try new things. 1.2708 0.04320 144 110 29 5
820 I need somebody to come over here and cut his head off. 1.2708 0.04749 144 114 21 9
821 Let's try again. Lefty Loosey, Righty Tighty. 1.2708 0.04431 144 111 27 6
822 That was easy. Let's try a square knot! 1.2708 0.04320 144 110 29 5
823 Unwinding quantum entanglement? Ask Einstein. 1.2708 0.04645 144 113 23 8
824 Is the election over yet? 1.2708 0.04431 144 111 27 6
825 Twister:Wildlife Edition 1.2708 0.04540 144 112 25 7
826 I don’t care if you thought it was cute on Instagram, Gladys. 1.2708 0.04320 144 110 29 5
827 I always thought necking was overrated 1.2708 0.04645 144 113 23 8
828 It looks exactly the same from this side. 1.2708 0.04320 144 110 29 5
829 I always thought ‘necking’ would be more fun 1.2708 0.04540 144 112 25 7
830 Maybe check the Kama Sutra again... 1.2708 0.04320 144 110 29 5
831 We've got to establish some boundaries. 1.2707 0.04668 133 103 24 6
832 Ok now...right hoof, green. 1.2695 0.04135 141 106 32 3
833 Let's face it, it takes two to tangle 1.2695 0.04599 141 110 24 7
834 I say it’s a wrap! 1.2695 0.04599 141 110 24 7
835 So much for coming to the desert to unwind 1.2695 0.04488 141 109 26 6
836 That's the last time I play tetherball with you. 1.2690 0.04512 145 113 25 7
837 I blame you." "No, I blame Darwin. 1.2676 0.04679 142 112 22 8
838 Yeah...right! ‘Let’s play Twister. It’ll be fun’! 1.2676 0.04571 142 111 24 7
839 Let’s just go have a drink and unwind. 1.2676 0.04679 142 112 22 8
840 Couples yoga? Really? 1.2676 0.04679 142 112 22 8
841 I keep getting into twisted relationships. 1.2676 0.03987 142 106 34 2
842 Act natural. He’s looking this way. 1.2676 0.04230 142 108 30 4
843 Wonderful, Now What? 1.2676 0.04679 142 112 22 8
844 Are you sure you read the right description in the Kama Sutra? 1.2676 0.04347 142 109 28 5
845 No, your right, your right! 1.2676 0.04460 142 110 26 6
846 You wouldn't understand it - it's a giraffe thing! 1.2676 0.04571 142 111 24 7
847 No more Kama Sutra by memory, Stanley. 1.2676 0.04571 142 111 24 7
848 No, not a great first date. 1.2676 0.04460 142 110 26 6
849 So I guess the threesome is a no-go. 1.2676 0.04679 142 112 22 8
850 No, first we unwind, then we have a drink before dinner. 1.2676 0.04347 142 109 28 5
851 First base! 1.2676 0.04571 142 111 24 7
852 Consciously uncoupling is gonna be harder than I thought. 1.2676 0.04347 142 109 28 5
853 I don't know? It was an old song by some guy named Chubby Checker! 1.2676 0.04784 142 113 20 9
854 Do you think they liked our routine? 1.2676 0.04679 142 112 22 8
855 Date night. Hidden love notes. Spontaneous necking. We've tried everything in that damn book. I still want a divorce. 1.2676 0.04460 142 110 26 6
856 Inexperienced giraffes make out for the first time. 1.2662 0.04401 139 107 27 5
857 I don't usually neck on the first date. 1.2662 0.03898 139 103 35 1
858 I don't think we've ever been closer. 1.2662 0.04281 139 106 29 4
859 Survived that tornado! 1.2662 0.04518 139 108 25 6
860 And to your left,” bellowed Sam the Safari Guide, “You’ll find an aesthetically camouflaged cell phone tower!” 1.2662 0.04518 139 108 25 6
861 Come on baby, stop complaining. You’ve got the twist. Now you just gotta shout! 1.2662 0.04743 139 110 21 8
862 Remember, lefty loosey righty tighty. 1.2662 0.04281 139 106 29 4
863 I like you, Louis, but I'm not so fond of this necking idea. 1.2662 0.04632 139 109 23 7
864 Ok, so high-fives and fist bumps are passé, you say. But this just feels stupid. 1.2662 0.04743 139 110 21 8
865 First Toys "R'" Us and now THIS. 1.2662 0.04518 139 108 25 6
866 I don't think this is how you do it. 1.2662 0.04632 139 109 23 7
867 Forget "The Twist", we're doing the "Chicken Song" at the wedding. 1.2662 0.04281 139 106 29 4
868 I know we want to spice things up, but maybe the Kama Sutra is an ambitious start. 1.2662 0.04743 139 110 21 8
869 I had thought necking would be more fun. 1.2662 0.04743 139 110 21 8
870 Somebody screwed up. 1.2662 0.04518 139 108 25 6
871 Careful! We don't want to end up in a Dr. Seuss book. 1.2662 0.04518 139 108 25 6
872 We never should have tried couples yoga 1.2657 0.04433 143 111 26 6
873 I said right left,pivot,then one step backwards,forward on the right foot to a stall. Who taught you how to dance,Spicer. 1.2657 0.04650 143 113 22 8
874 I know what a pretzel is, Larry 1.2657 0.04650 143 113 22 8
875 It's only our first date so we don't quite have it down. 1.2657 0.04205 143 109 30 4
876 This takes screwing up to a whole new level. 1.2657 0.04543 143 112 24 7
877 Giraffe family game night: Twisters 1.2647 0.04695 136 107 22 7
878 Come on baby, let's do the twist. 1.2647 0.04695 136 107 22 7
879 I thought I was going to zig and you were going to zag... 1.2647 0.04457 136 105 26 5
880 Kissing cheeks more than twice isn't necessary. 1.2647 0.04695 136 107 22 7
881 Tell me you've at least necked before. 1.2647 0.04810 136 108 20 8
882 Let's twist and shout. 1.2647 0.04457 136 105 26 5
883 Am I seeing my ass or yours? 1.2647 0.04333 136 104 28 4
884 This is the last time I play Twister with you. 1.2647 0.04695 136 107 22 7
885 Why don't we just look at a map! 1.2647 0.05031 136 110 16 10
886 Let's not unwind at breakneck speed. 1.2647 0.04695 136 107 22 7
887 Proof that necking leads to entanglements 1.2647 0.04695 136 107 22 7
888 This Co-dependency thing has gone too far. 1.2647 0.04810 136 108 20 8
889 How about trying your other left? 1.2647 0.04695 136 107 22 7
890 Life’s full of twists and turns. 1.2647 0.04922 136 109 18 9
891 Righty tightly, lefty loosey. Basic screwing, George. 1.2647 0.05138 136 111 14 11
892 You call this a Heimlich? 1.2647 0.04810 136 108 20 8
893 I told you, let’s not twist again like we did last summer. 1.2643 0.04489 140 109 25 6
894 you always hear about it but never think its gonna be you 1.2643 0.04713 140 111 21 8
895 Next time, let's just stick to a bear hug. 1.2643 0.04373 140 108 27 5
896 It doesn't feel the same as how we twisted last summer. 1.2643 0.04373 140 108 27 5
897 Ready. Set. Go! Left, right, cha-cha-cha. 1.2643 0.04489 140 109 25 6
898 I cannot overstate how carefully we have to do this.... 1.2628 0.04306 137 105 28 4
899 Are you sure this is necking? 1.2628 0.04548 137 107 24 6
900 Last time I'll try to kiss a dyslexic 1.2628 0.04428 137 106 26 5
901 I told you, necking at our age was a bad idea! 1.2628 0.04889 137 110 18 9
902 It's my first time too. 1.2628 0.04428 137 106 26 5
903 This isn't as arousing as I'd hoped it to be 1.2628 0.04428 137 106 26 5
904 Once more around for the World’s Record. 1.2628 0.04428 137 106 26 5
905 I never liked playing Twister. 1.2628 0.04665 137 108 22 7
906 Tornados on the Serengeti..damn global weather change... 1.2628 0.04665 137 108 22 7
907 I guess it's not an old wives tale after all. 1.2628 0.04428 137 106 26 5
908 For the last time, look to your left, not my left. 1.2628 0.04306 137 105 28 4
909 So .... do ya think this is “for better” or “for worse”? 1.2628 0.04548 137 107 24 6
910 The invitation said neck tie required! 1.2628 0.04889 137 110 18 9
911 It was your idea to tie the knot. 1.2628 0.04998 137 111 16 10
912 Millions of years of evolution has led to this moment. 1.2628 0.04778 137 109 20 8
913 Clearly you don't understand how Twister works. 1.2628 0.04428 137 106 26 5
914 And to think, I laughed when my parents warned me against necking ! 1.2628 0.04665 137 108 22 7
915 Are you seriously trying to explain counter-clockwise to a giraffe? 1.2628 0.04428 137 106 26 5
916 See! I told you I have a bald spot. 1.2628 0.04428 137 106 26 5
917 Sometimes I don't know where I end and you begin 1.2628 0.04179 137 104 30 3
918 Have you ever just stood and watched the vultures circle 'round, ...and wondered why? 1.2628 0.04306 137 105 28 4
919 I told you, Jenny. It takes two to tango but three to un-tango. 1.2628 0.04665 137 108 22 7
920 I'm concerned we're falling into a pattern. 1.2628 0.04428 137 106 26 5
921 Your turn. 1.2628 0.04428 137 106 26 5
922 We must never speak of this. 1.2628 0.04548 137 107 24 6
923 Maybe a firm handshake, next time? 1.2628 0.04548 137 107 24 6
924 It's not working. HICCUP!! 1.2628 0.04548 137 107 24 6
925 It's been a long day, let's grab dinner and unwind. 1.2628 0.04665 137 108 22 7
926 You seriously thought this was going to be romantic? 1.2628 0.04428 137 106 26 5
927 What part of ‘I’ll go left, you go right’ didn’t you understand?” 1.2612 0.04359 134 103 27 4
928 It was your idea to start necking on our first date. 1.2612 0.04359 134 103 27 4
929 See, I told you. We’re in the Northern Hemisphere so it’s clockwise. 1.2612 0.04846 134 107 19 8
930 All right, next time let’s just do rock, paper, scissors. 1.2612 0.04359 134 103 27 4
931 And did Dr. Ruth have any suggestions about how to undo this? 1.2612 0.04486 134 104 25 5
932 Oh, Frank, don’t be such a prude! The Kama Sutra says this position promotes erotic vitality and spiritual unity. 1.2612 0.04609 134 105 23 6
933 Is that your ass getting fat or mine? 1.2612 0.04729 134 106 21 7
934 My mother warned me about getting mixed up with you. 1.2612 0.04609 134 105 23 6
935 After this fiasco, we are going to need some time to unwind. 1.2612 0.04359 134 103 27 4
936 You give the best hugs. 1.2612 0.04729 134 106 21 7
937 That’s the last time we stand next to each other while watching a helicopter. 1.2612 0.04486 134 104 25 5
938 They're neck in neck coming into the turn. Oh man, it looks like they're all tied up. 1.2609 0.04635 138 109 22 7
939 Are you sure this is how you play Twister? 1.2609 0.04747 138 110 20 8
940 I'm not up to this level of commitment. 1.2609 0.04400 138 107 26 5
941 My Mom warned me that necking would get me into trouble. 1.2609 0.04400 138 107 26 5
942 Let's just back up slowly 1.2609 0.04857 138 111 18 9
943 My therapist said doing this for 10 minutes after mating is supposed to release oxytocin and bring us closer. 1.2609 0.04747 138 110 20 8
944 Did we follow the instructions? 1.2593 0.04579 135 106 23 6
945 My mother told me if we started necking how we would wind up! 1.2593 0.04579 135 106 23 6
946 Are you sure this will intimidate poachers? 1.2593 0.04331 135 104 27 4
947 Couples Yoga - Never Again!!! 1.2593 0.04331 135 104 27 4
948 I just don’t get the “necking” thing. 1.2593 0.04456 135 105 25 5
949 This isn't what I meant when I said, "let's celebrate & get twisted!!" 1.2593 0.04814 135 108 19 8
950 Do you have any idea how much my osteopath is going to charge me? 1.2593 0.04456 135 105 25 5
951 how many giraffe does it take to change a lightbulb? 1.2593 0.04456 135 105 25 5
952 Where was I? . . . 1.2593 0.04456 135 105 25 5
953 I think we took that last curve a little fast. 1.2593 0.04456 135 105 25 5
954 This body under my head ... is it mine or yours? 1.2593 0.04579 135 106 23 6
955 When I said we need to get our heads around matters , this wasn’t exactly what I meant. 1.2593 0.04456 135 105 25 5
956 All I asked you to do was blow in my ear. 1.2593 0.04698 135 107 21 7
957 OK, so you brought the selfie stick this time, right? 1.2593 0.04331 135 104 27 4
958 I always knew I would wind up with someone like you. 1.2593 0.04698 135 107 21 7
959 why giraffes don't neck 1.2593 0.04928 135 109 17 9
960 Our interpretation of the DNA helix is sure to win first prize! 1.2593 0.04579 135 106 23 6
961 A neckrub seemed like a good idea at first. 1.2593 0.04456 135 105 25 5
962 I think this calls for conscience uncoupling. 1.2593 0.04814 135 108 19 8
963 This didn’t happen the last time we did the Hokey Pokey. 1.2593 0.04579 135 106 23 6
964 So what brings you to my neck of the woods? 1.2593 0.04698 135 107 21 7
965 No more marriage counselors from Groupon. 1.2593 0.04201 135 103 29 3
966 I didn’t know you were so kinky. 1.2593 0.04579 135 106 23 6
967 Let's just go back to doggy style. 1.2593 0.05039 135 110 15 10
968 I see Russia.” “I see Alabama. 1.2593 0.04456 135 105 25 5
969 Let me know if you see a lion 1.2593 0.04698 135 107 21 7
970 I guess this means we're dining together tonight. 1.2593 0.04579 135 106 23 6
971 This is not what I meant when I said kinky 1.2593 0.04698 135 107 21 7
972 On three we close our eyes and shimmy to the left. 1.2593 0.04814 135 108 19 8
973 This puts a twist in our relationship. 1.2593 0.04456 135 105 25 5
974 We'll just have to tell your wife we tripped and fell. 1.2593 0.04579 135 106 23 6
975 Now that was one heck of a wind gust. 1.2593 0.04698 135 107 21 7
976 Don't tell HR about this. 1.2576 0.05115 132 108 14 10
977 I said let's meet for a tryst, not a twist. 1.2576 0.04641 132 104 22 6
978 Come on baaaby...let's un-do the twist. 1.2576 0.04641 132 104 22 6
979 This is why we don't go to parties. 1.2576 0.04385 132 102 26 4
980 The lion was running circles around us. 1.2576 0.04385 132 102 26 4
981 Ready for Conscious Uncoupling, yet? 1.2576 0.05115 132 108 14 10
982 I'm starting to think my friends are right about our co-dependency issues. 1.2576 0.04385 132 102 26 4
983 I think it was a tornado! 1.2576 0.04764 132 105 20 7
984 What now? 1.2576 0.04515 132 103 24 5
985 Why do humans think necking is fun? 1.2576 0.04884 132 106 18 8
986 This is why we don't cuddle. 1.2576 0.04764 132 105 20 7
987 Made you look 1.2576 0.04764 132 105 20 7
988 Caduceus got nothing on us, baby. 1.2576 0.04385 132 102 26 4
989 Your "other" left, Sidney, turn to your other left! 1.2576 0.05001 132 107 16 9
990 No more using G.P.S. 1.2576 0.04884 132 106 18 8
991 No. Your other right. 1.2576 0.04884 132 106 18 8
992 Where exactly in the Kama Sutra did you find THIS? 1.2576 0.04641 132 104 22 6
993 Are you open to trying a braid? 1.2576 0.04641 132 104 22 6
994 This isn’t working for me. 1.2576 0.04515 132 103 24 5
995 I think I feel a sore throat coming on. 1.2576 0.04764 132 105 20 7
996 I signed on for "a little kinky"---not "totally twisted"! 1.2576 0.04515 132 103 24 5
997 ""Did we do it? Are we camouflaged?" 1.2576 0.04515 132 103 24 5
998 Next time that drone circles around us, let's move away from each other. 1.2576 0.04641 132 104 22 6
999 I said snuggle,not strangle,you idiot! 1.2576 0.04641 132 104 22 6
1000 At least we didn't get our braces stuck this time. 1.2576 0.04515 132 103 24 5
1001 Wait! Who amI? 1.2576 0.04884 132 106 18 8
1002 We've gone round and round and still can't see eye to eye. 1.2576 0.04641 132 104 22 6
1003 I'm so glad that we're not turtles. 1.2576 0.04641 132 104 22 6
1004 Let's take some time off to unwind 1.2576 0.04515 132 103 24 5
1005 So students, this is what a double helix looks like. 1.2576 0.04515 132 103 24 5
1006 That’ll be the last time we watch a tennis match together. 1.2576 0.04764 132 105 20 7
1007 I don't understand neck ties. 1.2576 0.04764 132 105 20 7
1008 Let's try couple's Pilates next time. 1.2576 0.04641 132 104 22 6
1009 We will be fine. Just relax and enjoy the moment. 1.2576 0.05227 132 109 12 11
1010 A first kiss can be awkward. 1.2576 0.04251 132 101 28 3
1011 I do so hate these meetings where neckties are compulsory. 1.2574 0.04667 136 108 21 7
1012 This is the last time I'm playing Twister with you. 1.2574 0.04667 136 108 21 7
1013 Humans call it necking. 1.2574 0.04428 136 106 25 5
1014 This is the problem with Giraffe Sumo: it’s always neck and neck. 1.2574 0.04303 136 105 27 4
1015 Sweetheart, are you feeling a little clingy today?? 1.2574 0.04667 136 108 21 7
1016 Say, which one of these bodies is mine? 1.2574 0.04174 136 104 29 3
1017 This relationship is twisted! 1.2560 0.04806 125 99 20 6
1018 So glad I found someone my height 1.2558 0.04575 129 101 23 5
1019 We're confusing 'neck romancing' with 'necromancy'. 1.2556 0.04851 133 107 18 8
1020 This relationship is spiraling out of control. 1.2556 0.04356 133 103 26 4
1021 Do you think this is what Chubby Checker meant?? 1.2556 0.04851 133 107 18 8
1022 Next time let's just bump horns. 1.2556 0.04485 133 104 24 5
1023 Ok, this time I go left and you go right 1.2556 0.04485 133 104 24 5
1024 So you think you can dance? 1.2556 0.04610 133 105 22 6
1025 When I said I liked physical touch, this is knot what I meant... 1.2556 0.04485 133 104 24 5
1026 We should have tried acupuncture first. 1.2556 0.04967 133 108 16 9
1027 This was romantic idea at first but now it's just twisted. 1.2556 0.04223 133 102 28 3
1028 One good turn deserves another. 1.2542 0.04690 118 92 22 4
1029 I'm just now realizing why people get a divorce. 1.2542 0.05272 118 96 14 8
1030 We should order 23andMe. 1.2538 0.04922 130 105 17 8
1031 This isn't what i meant by necking. 1.2538 0.04673 130 103 21 6
1032 Dont forget to use the 'safe word' if you start feeling uncomfortable... 1.2538 0.04544 130 102 23 5
1033 We're screwed. 1.2538 0.05041 130 106 15 9
1034 Maybe Trump Jr. won't recognize us this way. 1.2538 0.04673 130 103 21 6
1035 Unwinding is easy. You just put your right hoof in... 1.2538 0.04273 130 100 27 3
1036 “Hyenas, where? Oh yeah. Sorry. Forgot that’s our safe word.” 1.2538 0.04273 130 100 27 3
1037 Tying the knot. 1.2538 0.04411 130 101 25 4
1038 Are you certain the American Medical Association wants a new logo? 1.2538 0.04799 130 104 19 7
1039 Do you still want a pre-nuptial? 1.2538 0.04544 130 102 23 5
1040 OK, let's try this again; first you put your two knees close up tight. 1.2538 0.04922 130 105 17 8
1041 Well, this is another fine mess you've gotten us into. 1.2538 0.04411 130 101 25 4
1042 Maybe we aren't ready for western swing. 1.2538 0.04799 130 104 19 7
1043 How was it for you? 1.2538 0.04673 130 103 21 6
1044 Now let’s try the half hitch. 1.2538 0.04673 130 103 21 6
1045 I just adore your scarf! 1.2538 0.04799 130 104 19 7
1046 Maybe a bit less necking next time 1.2538 0.04411 130 101 25 4
1047 The Rare Pretzel Giraffe has become endangered trying to figure out how to mate 1.2538 0.04799 130 104 19 7
1048 Gary, I said MY right! 1.2538 0.04673 130 103 21 6
1049 Was it good for you too? 1.2538 0.04544 130 102 23 5
1050 My parents say we're too wrapped up in each other and should see other giraffes, but I love only you. 1.2538 0.05041 130 106 15 9
1051 You, me, in the middle of nowhere, it’s a twist of fate. 1.2538 0.04411 130 101 25 4
1052 It's knotty, but nice. 1.2538 0.04922 130 105 17 8
1053 This is the last time I stick my neck out there for you 1.2538 0.04411 130 101 25 4
1054 Well, here's another nice mess you've gotten me into. 1.2538 0.04673 130 103 21 6
1055 All of a sudden, I have a great idea for a game for both kids and adults. 1.2538 0.04673 130 103 21 6
1056 We should have done this after we mated. 1.2538 0.04411 130 101 25 4
1057 I told you I hate ballroom dancing! 1.2538 0.04273 130 100 27 3
1058 Maybe doing ‘The Twist’ wasn’t such a good idea after all, Ned! 1.2538 0.04544 130 102 23 5
1059 I would call it a tie. 1.2538 0.04411 130 101 25 4
1060 We need to re-think the rules to Twister. 1.2538 0.04544 130 102 23 5
1061 It's not love, but it's the neck's best thing. 1.2538 0.04673 130 103 21 6
1062 Wow. What a kiss. 1.2538 0.03984 130 98 31 1
1063 Maybe pilates would be better than yoga 1.2538 0.04411 130 101 25 4
1064 I love you, too, but you're choking me. 1.2538 0.04799 130 104 19 7
1065 Your left?...or mine? 1.2538 0.04922 130 105 17 8
1066 Stop saying, "Lion on the right!" when when we are necking. 1.2538 0.04799 130 104 19 7
1067 Honey, I think it's time for us to unwind. 1.2538 0.04411 130 101 25 4
1068 I thought love meant never having to say you're sorry. 1.2538 0.04673 130 103 21 6
1069 We shouldn’t have started that protest to bring Toys R Us back after all. 1.2538 0.04673 130 103 21 6
1070 Nothing in any direction. I think we're good. 1.2538 0.04544 130 102 23 5
1071 Am I me or you? 1.2538 0.04799 130 104 19 7
1072 I said my left - that would be your right! 1.2538 0.04673 130 103 21 6
1073 Well, this is strange twist of events. 1.2538 0.04673 130 103 21 6
1074 How is this romantic? 1.2538 0.04273 130 100 27 3
1075 This is a real Giraffic jam. 1.2538 0.04673 130 103 21 6
1076 And there -- the double helix of the DNA molecule. 1.2538 0.04922 130 105 17 8
1077 You often seem out of reach but I think we’ve established a nexus. 1.2538 0.04922 130 105 17 8
1078 Where's the cartoonist who put us in this mess? 1.2538 0.04411 130 101 25 4
1079 I could never leave you. 1.2538 0.04411 130 101 25 4
1080 Damn! It's still not a Moebius strip! 1.2538 0.04544 130 102 23 5
1081 Tell your wife you have to stay late at work. 1.2538 0.04799 130 104 19 7
1082 It’s not me. It’s you. 1.2538 0.04544 130 102 23 5
1083 Now just relax and we will be airborne 1.2538 0.04673 130 103 21 6
1084 My mother warned me you were the clinging sort. 1.2538 0.04673 130 103 21 6
1085 Ok, look down. Now try to move your front right leg 1.2538 0.05158 130 107 13 10
1086 I'm getting tired of these photo opps for the tourists! 1.2538 0.04411 130 101 25 4
1087 I have the sneaking suspicion we're in a New Yorker cartoon. 1.2538 0.04544 130 102 23 5
1088 Let's just skip the foreplay. 1.2538 0.04673 130 103 21 6
1089 Where's David Attenborough when you actually need him? 1.2538 0.04544 130 102 23 5
1090 This 'mating ritual' thing is getting ridiculous. 1.2538 0.04544 130 102 23 5
1091 It's two to Tango! Tango! 1.2537 0.04818 134 108 18 8
1092 No kissing on the first date. But necking is fine. 1.2520 0.04869 127 102 18 7
1093 Ummm, I think we're supposed to watch EACH OTHER'S back... 1.2520 0.04739 127 101 20 6
1094 I think you misread the Kama Sutra 1.2520 0.04467 127 99 24 4
1095 Next time, I go right, you go left. 1.2520 0.04467 127 99 24 4
1096 Two heads are better then one is so overrated. 1.2520 0.04605 127 100 22 5
1097 No, the other-other-other left! 1.2520 0.04467 127 99 24 4
1098 Just relax! You're all wound up 1.2520 0.04739 127 101 20 6
1099 This can't be what Chubby Checker had in mind. 1.2520 0.04325 127 98 26 3
1100 No, I said, "YOU go left and I go right." 1.2520 0.04467 127 99 24 4
1101 Oh god, don’t look at us DON’T LOOK AT US! 1.2520 0.04869 127 102 18 7
1102 I put my neck out there for you, and you repay me with this? 1.2520 0.04467 127 99 24 4
1103 We just can't keep going around together! 1.2520 0.04605 127 100 22 5
1104 We should not be following those circling buzzards. 1.2520 0.04869 127 102 18 7
1105 Our couples therapist DID say we were too enmeshed. 1.2520 0.04739 127 101 20 6
1106 Perhaps this isn't the best time, but I'd like a divorce. 1.2520 0.04996 127 103 16 8
1107 This foreplay stuff is killing me. 1.2520 0.04605 127 100 22 5
1108 Mom! We were just necking! 1.2520 0.04605 127 100 22 5
1109 Charlie dear, 'IS THIS ALL THERE IS?' 1.2520 0.04467 127 99 24 4
1110 I knew it! You've been seeing a boa constrictor! 1.2520 0.04869 127 102 18 7
1111 Do you think the spider gone now? 1.2519 0.04766 131 105 19 7
1112 Ok forget the twist. Let’s salsa instead. 1.2519 0.04513 131 103 23 5
1113 Honey, we totally nail couples yoga. 1.2519 0.04381 131 102 25 4
1114 Sorry. My last significant other was a boa constrictor. 1.2519 0.04766 131 105 19 7
1115 I don't know if I'm a Liberal with conservative leaning or a Conservative who always looks to the left. 1.2500 0.04296 128 99 26 3
1116 We are never going to make any kids this way. 1.2500 0.04835 128 103 18 7
1117 Come on! It's Righty tighty,Lefty Loosey. 1.2500 0.04706 128 102 20 6
1118 Where did that mosquito go? 1.2500 0.04706 128 102 20 6
1119 Reading the Kama Sutra at our age was a bad idea. 1.2500 0.04467 120 93 24 3
1120 Do you think we’re codependent? 1.2500 0.04296 128 99 26 3
1121 Is this considered second base? 1.2500 0.04835 128 103 18 7
1122 I’m leaving you, Bob. You’re too clingy.” 1.2500 0.04573 128 101 22 5
1123 I don't think this is necking, Gerome. 1.2500 0.04573 128 101 22 5
1124 Our DNA is a perfect match. 1.2500 0.04437 128 100 24 4
1125 I blame Chubby Checker. 1.2500 0.04573 128 101 22 5
1126 You think I'm wrong?! Why else would we have long necks?! 1.2500 0.04573 128 101 22 5
1127 I think they call this a ‘Double Helix’! 1.2500 0.04573 128 101 22 5
1128 Jeezus,Gertrude. When I turn right - YOU - turn right. 1.2500 0.04835 128 103 18 7
1129 That bird was flying around in circles on purpose! 1.2500 0.04437 128 100 24 4
1130 I meant 'my left'. 1.2500 0.04835 128 103 18 7
1131 I always knew our lives were intertwined, but this is really twisted, sister! 1.2500 0.04835 128 103 18 7
1132 Are we both watching the same bird circling overhead? 1.2500 0.05083 128 105 14 9
1133 Is this how Watson and Crick did it? 1.2500 0.04573 128 101 22 5
1134 Don't you think that it would be easier if we each just looked behind ourselves 1.2500 0.04573 128 101 22 5
1135 Now, try lifting your left hind foot. 1.2500 0.04706 128 102 20 6
1136 You kept saying "Look the other way" 1.2500 0.04835 128 103 18 7
1137 At last, I can see your perspective. 1.2500 0.04437 128 100 24 4
1138 Now listen to me very carefully. When I count to three I’ll go left and you go right. 1.2500 0.04437 128 100 24 4
1139 Now show me your wiener! 1.2500 0.04437 128 100 24 4
1140 I knew we would wind up with each other! 1.2500 0.04706 128 102 20 6
1141 But no one knows what a caduceus is! 1.2500 0.04706 128 102 20 6
1142 Your first time necking? 1.2500 0.04573 128 101 22 5
1143 Let's re-read that chapter of the Kama Sutra of Necking. 1.2500 0.04960 128 104 16 8
1144 ...alright, now shout! 1.2500 0.04835 128 103 18 7
1145 Sorry, Dad, I'm getting someone else to teach me the Windsor. 1.2500 0.03999 128 97 30 1
1146 And then when she asks him to hold her closer, he says "If I hold you any closer I'll be in back of you!" 1.2500 0.04573 128 101 22 5
1147 Now that we've twisted, let's shout! 1.2500 0.04960 128 104 16 8
1148 Go right 1.2500 0.04960 128 104 16 8
1149 Wait! Where'd we put the wine glasses? 1.2500 0.04960 128 104 16 8
1150 I'm not watching tennis with you anymore 1.2500 0.04573 128 101 22 5
1151 I still don't get it. Can you just explain it to me instead? 1.2481 0.04926 129 105 16 8
1152 Maybe we should go back to the hoof bump. 1.2481 0.04407 129 101 24 4
1153 Now this time keep your ears out ‘till we’re airborne! 1.2481 0.04673 129 103 20 6
1154 I think this necking stuff is not so great for our species. 1.2481 0.04801 129 104 18 7
1155 I told you. Anything but the Tango. 1.2481 0.05166 129 107 12 10
1156 Man, that was a hellava dust devil!! 1.2481 0.04801 129 104 18 7
1157 If this doesn’t get 30 likes in 10 minutes, I’m deleting it. 1.2481 0.04926 129 105 16 8
1158 Now was not the best time to tell me that you think of yourself as a male! 1.2481 0.04673 129 103 20 6
1159 Yes, below the equator a vortex spins clockwise! 1.2480 0.04349 125 97 25 3
1160 not on the first date! 1.2480 0.04636 125 99 21 5
1161 Two heads are better than one 1.2480 0.04906 125 101 17 7
1162 I find your need for affection hard to swallow. 1.2480 0.04773 125 100 19 6
1163 I don't think this was covered in couples therapy. 1.2480 0.04636 125 99 21 5
1164 Let's call the whole thing off. 1.2480 0.04773 125 100 19 6
1165 Um... help? 1.2480 0.04636 125 99 21 5
1166 Ok so we're married, now what? 1.2480 0.04495 125 98 23 4
1167 Humans call it necking, too-- but what do THEY know?" 1.2480 0.04495 125 98 23 4
1168 We're overdue for some time to unwind. 1.2480 0.04636 125 99 21 5
1169 We'll just tell your parents that there was a tornado. 1.2480 0.04198 125 96 27 2
1170 Are we too enmeshed? 1.2480 0.04495 125 98 23 4
1171 I’d suggest we go for a drink, but they just banned straws. 1.2480 0.05163 125 103 13 9
1172 Maybe just thumb wrestle instead? 1.2460 0.04319 126 98 25 3
1173 I'm sick of your twisted sense of humor. 1.2459 0.04403 122 95 24 3
1174 You're talking in circles again. 1.2459 0.04981 122 99 16 7
1175 Let's twist again.......... 1.2451 0.05474 102 83 13 6
1176 Humans make these murder-suicides look so easy. 1.2439 0.04667 123 98 20 5
1177 Well, this is embarrassing. 1.2439 0.04808 123 99 18 6
1178 Not again! 1.2439 0.05207 123 102 12 9
1179 Now do you understand why I don't like to play Twister? 1.2439 0.04372 123 96 24 3
1180 I wonder why they call it necking. 1.2439 0.05077 123 101 14 8
1181 How about next time we knit each other scarves instead? 1.2439 0.04667 123 98 20 5
1182 We have to stop meeting like this. 1.2439 0.04667 123 98 20 5
1183 I can’t feel my feet. 1.2439 0.04217 123 95 26 2
1184 It was a light bulb joke, not a research directive. 1.2439 0.04944 123 100 16 7
1185 Origin of the term: "rubbernecking" 1.2439 0.04522 123 97 22 4
1186 I don’t care if it *is* your favorite game — Twister sucks. 1.2439 0.04667 123 98 20 5
1187 This time, you go YOUR left! 1.2439 0.04808 123 99 18 6
1188 I think this will redefine "necking" for generations to come. 1.2439 0.04667 123 98 20 5
1189 Now what do we do? 1.2439 0.04522 123 97 22 4
1190 We'll never see eye to eye like this. 1.2439 0.04372 123 96 24 3
1191 Make up your mind! Which direction do you want to go in?! 1.2439 0.04808 123 99 18 6
1192 Are you part boa or python? 1.2439 0.04522 123 97 22 4
1193 I just don't think true love means you have to be inseparable. 1.2439 0.04667 123 98 20 5
1194 Didn't I tell you to take it easy on the medicinal marijuana? 1.2439 0.04808 123 99 18 6
1195 No, you move first! 1.2439 0.04667 123 98 20 5
1196 We need to tell our parents. 1.2439 0.05077 123 101 14 8
1197 I didn't really mean I would wring your neck 1.2439 0.04808 123 99 18 6
1198 Dammit! This happens every time we play Chubby Checker! 1.2439 0.04522 123 97 22 4
1199 Wait, now I think there was something about setting up a pole with some ribbons first. 1.2439 0.04522 123 97 22 4
1200 Just say, We are all tied up 1.2439 0.05077 123 101 14 8
1201 It’s not that I don’t love you. I just need a little space. 1.2439 0.04522 123 97 22 4
1202 It would be so much easier to make promises if we had pinkies. 1.2439 0.04667 123 98 20 5
1203 I wished they’d warned us about this in sex-ed. 1.2439 0.04667 123 98 20 5
1204 I really mean it. If you post this on Facebook,I'll never talk to you again. 1.2439 0.04372 123 96 24 3
1205 But I saw it in the Kama Sutra, honey! 1.2439 0.04944 123 100 16 7
1206 This is what I get for sticking my neck out for you. 1.2439 0.04522 123 97 22 4
1207 Well, this is another fine mess you got us into, Olie! 1.2439 0.04217 123 95 26 2
1208 If this works, it'll be a Heimlich world record! 1.2439 0.04808 123 99 18 6
1209 Mama warned me that necking leads to trouble. 1.2439 0.04667 123 98 20 5
1210 Who put on "Let's Twist Again Like We Did Last Summer?" 1.2439 0.04944 123 100 16 7
1211 What's your exit strategy? 1.2439 0.04667 123 98 20 5
1212 Hell of a wind, huh? 1.2419 0.04908 124 101 16 7
1213 I think I'm about to kiss myself. 1.2419 0.04341 124 97 24 3
1214 I do worry that we may be a bit codependent. 1.2419 0.04341 124 97 24 3
1215 Oh dear! The children are watching. 1.2419 0.04341 124 97 24 3
1216 When you said, “One good turn deserves another,’ I knew we were made for each other. 1.2419 0.04490 124 98 22 4
1217 How many times have I told you not to use that GPS device? 1.2417 0.04427 120 94 23 3
1218 I dig science but I just don't see long necks as an evolutionary advantage. 1.2417 0.04266 120 93 25 2
1219 Well, that tornado sure came out of left field. 1.2417 0.04879 120 97 17 6
1220 Next time, lets wait until the tornado passes before we try to eat! 1.2417 0.04583 120 95 21 4
1221 As the largest prey around here, this seems a bit indulgent. 1.2417 0.04733 120 96 19 5
1222 I always thought necking would be more pleasurable. 1.2417 0.05020 120 98 15 7
1223 Can we chat later? I am a bit tied up at the moment. 1.2417 0.04879 120 97 17 6
1224 Not sure, but I think this is what they call codependent. 1.2417 0.04879 120 97 17 6
1225 Ok, now we're necking . .. how do we do the tongue thing? 1.2417 0.04583 120 95 21 4
1226 ''That's the last time we take square dancing lessons from a lefty." 1.2417 0.04879 120 97 17 6
1227 This takes rubber necking to a new height! 1.2417 0.04583 120 95 21 4
1228 My love, I don´t know where I end and you start. 1.2417 0.04879 120 97 17 6
1229 I prefer counter clockwise necking 1.2417 0.04583 120 95 21 4
1230 See, this is what happens when you try to fight me over that last leaf. 1.2417 0.04427 120 94 23 3
1231 I could have been somebody, but no--I had to get tangled up with you. 1.2417 0.04733 120 96 19 5
1232 I’m never sticking my neck out for you again. 1.2417 0.04733 120 96 19 5
1233 Are you finding it difficult to unwind these days? 1.2417 0.04583 120 95 21 4
1234 I'd say this counts as endangered. 1.2397 0.04549 121 96 21 4
1235 Remind me, are we north or south of the Equator? 1.2397 0.04698 121 97 19 5
1236 My therapist said that we are codependent. 1.2397 0.04843 121 98 17 6
1237 Did you hear that? 1.2397 0.04549 121 96 21 4
1238 Next time, can we try my approach to mating? 1.2397 0.04549 121 96 21 4
1239 Let's just take this slow" you said. "Let's just wrap our heads around this" you said 1.2397 0.04983 121 99 15 7
1240 They must be lost. They've been driving in circles for hours. 1.2397 0.04843 121 98 17 6
1241 Gawd, this would never happen if I were a leopard. 1.2397 0.04698 121 97 19 5
1242 Next time only one of us should go in for the kiss 1.2397 0.04395 121 95 23 3
1243 I said DON'T look now! 1.2397 0.04698 121 97 19 5
1244 Our relationship has always been a bit screwed up." 1.2397 0.04549 121 96 21 4
1245 You better hope that damn proverb writer doesn't see this. 1.2397 0.04843 121 98 17 6
1246 Okay. Swans, we're not. 1.2397 0.04843 121 98 17 6
1247 To the right. My right, not your right! 1.2397 0.04549 121 96 21 4
1248 Right, not a good idea to walk and text. 1.2397 0.04698 121 97 19 5
1249 This isn't going to work, we can't even neck right. 1.2397 0.04236 121 94 25 2
1250 I can’t wrap my head around it. 1.2397 0.04983 121 99 15 7
1251 I can't tell if I am looking at my ass or yours. 1.2397 0.04549 121 96 21 4
1252 Carl, I told we should have asked for directions! 1.2397 0.04549 121 96 21 4
1253 Next time, let's just do a hoof bump! 1.2397 0.04843 121 98 17 6
1254 I really think we need to start seeing other giraffes. 1.2397 0.04395 121 95 23 3
1255 Okay, clockwise next time? 1.2397 0.04395 121 95 23 3
1256 What is it that you don't understand about counter-clockwise? 1.2397 0.04395 121 95 23 3
1257 When I said, "Let's tie the knot," I only meant... 1.2397 0.04395 121 95 23 3
1258 We just made a double helix! 1.2397 0.04395 121 95 23 3
1259 No ! for the last time, your bum doesn't look big at any angle! 1.2397 0.04549 121 96 21 4
1260 You go left and I’ll go right and let’s see if we can hokey pokey our way out of this mess. 1.2397 0.04549 121 96 21 4
1261 Those lions will think twice before messing with us now. 1.2397 0.04843 121 98 17 6
1262 I still can't figure out why humans think necking is so hot. 1.2397 0.05119 121 100 13 8
1263 Am I looking at my butt or your butt? 1.2397 0.04395 121 95 23 3
1264 You’re great. It’s just...I’m starting to feel a bit strangled in this relationship. 1.2397 0.04698 121 97 19 5
1265 Excuse me sir, do you have a second to talk about our lord and saviour 1.2397 0.05381 121 102 9 10
1266 So much for tetherball! 1.2397 0.04698 121 97 19 5
1267 We are so royally screwed. 1.2397 0.04698 121 97 19 5
1268 Whoever called it necking obviously wasn't a giraffe 1.2397 0.04983 121 99 15 7
1269 Mom always said that necking leads to trouble!! 1.2397 0.04236 121 94 25 2
1270 Who knew necking could get this kinky? 1.2397 0.04983 121 99 15 7
1271 Lion at eight o'clock. 1.2397 0.04395 121 95 23 3
1272 It was simpler when we just touched noses. 1.2397 0.05119 121 100 13 8
1273 As if we didn’t look ridiculous enough already. 1.2397 0.04698 121 97 19 5
1274 I think I prefer goat yoga. 1.2397 0.04698 121 97 19 5
1275 STOP. You've kissed me on both cheeks already. 1.2397 0.04395 121 95 23 3
1276 Classic example of the Giraffic error. 1.2397 0.04983 121 99 15 7
1277 Are you sure this is how necking works? 1.2397 0.04698 121 97 19 5
1278 I'm telling you. That's how helicopters work. 1.2397 0.04698 121 97 19 5
1279 Do you think Mom will notice?" 1.2397 0.04395 121 95 23 3
1280 I wish the company would go necktie optional. 1.2393 0.04485 117 92 22 3
1281 Twisted love affair. 1.2385 0.05358 109 90 12 7
1282 Are you sure this is what the therapist meant? 1.2377 0.04363 122 96 23 3
1283 I knew a tennis match was a bad idea! 1.2377 0.04946 122 100 15 7
1284 Wait, wait. Let’s just stop and think about this. 1.2377 0.04516 122 97 21 4
1285 Who knew nibbling your ear could be this complicated. 1.2373 0.04766 118 95 18 5
1286 Sorry but I just can't wrap my head around it. 1.2373 0.04766 118 95 18 5
1287 If you sneeze I'll kick you from here to Sunday. 1.2373 0.04286 118 92 24 2
1288 I told you, no necking. 1.2373 0.05061 118 97 14 7
1289 He went thataway 1.2373 0.04766 118 95 18 5
1290 Now, THIS is quintessential necking! 1.2373 0.04766 118 95 18 5
1291 I'm all twisted up outside. 1.2373 0.04915 118 96 16 6
1292 We gotta stop watching these candidates debates! 1.2373 0.04286 118 92 24 2
1293 I don't think this is 'reverse cowgirl. ' 1.2373 0.04451 118 93 22 3
1294 No, no, it's wrapped around your little finger. 1.2373 0.04451 118 93 22 3
1295 Is this love... or codependency? 1.2373 0.04451 118 93 22 3
1296 It was little wonder when the boa giraffe went extinct. 1.2373 0.04915 118 96 16 6
1297 This is a little too kinky for me, darling. 1.2373 0.04611 118 94 20 4
1298 Can we talk ? 1.2373 0.04766 118 95 18 5
1299 How's this, Mr. Attenborough? 1.2373 0.04766 118 95 18 5
1300 You could have just explained the double helix! 1.2373 0.04766 118 95 18 5
1301 Oh yeah! That hit the spot :) 1.2373 0.04766 118 95 18 5
1302 Sorry, I am all neck on the dance floor 1.2373 0.04451 118 93 22 3
1303 Jean Baptiste Lamarck would be totally approving of this. 1.2373 0.04451 118 93 22 3
1304 You spin me round and round... 1.2373 0.04611 118 94 20 4
1305 Is this the dance they call the tangle? 1.2373 0.04611 118 94 20 4
1306 Maybe we should drop necking from our foreplay. 1.2373 0.04611 118 94 20 4
1307 Anything coming on your side? 1.2373 0.04611 118 94 20 4
1308 This is not what I had in mind when I said I was into necking 1.2373 0.04611 118 94 20 4
1309 Let's just hold hands next time! 1.2373 0.04611 118 94 20 4
1310 Whaddya say we kick back and unwind? 1.2373 0.04766 118 95 18 5
1311 All clear on my side. 1.2373 0.04286 118 92 24 2
1312 He went thataway...no, thataway...no, thataway... 1.2373 0.04766 118 95 18 5
1313 I don't think this is what our human meant when he said he liked neck ties. 1.2373 0.05202 118 98 12 8
1314 I forget. Am I me or you? 1.2373 0.05061 118 97 14 7
1315 We can strike 'learn the Tango' off the bucket list. 1.2373 0.05061 118 97 14 7
1316 Lefty-Loosey! LEFTY-LOOSEY! 1.2368 0.04712 114 91 19 4
1317 I did not see that twist coming. 1.2353 0.04730 119 96 18 5
1318 I think we missed a step in our tango... 1.2353 0.05022 119 98 14 7
1319 I'm trying to wrap my head around our relationship. 1.2353 0.04730 119 96 18 5
1320 I think I will take a break and unwind. 1.2353 0.04730 119 96 18 5
1321 Best first date ever! 1.2353 0.05428 102 84 12 6
1322 It started with a kiss, but we got carried away. 1.2348 0.04510 115 91 21 3
1323 I told you that these tango lessons were not a great idea. 1.2348 0.04991 115 94 15 6
1324 maybe we shouldn't go back to partner yoga 1.2348 0.04510 115 91 21 3
1325 It seemed like you would never stop talking, and I panicked... 1.2348 0.04676 115 92 19 4
1326 We’re still in our honeymoon phase. 1.2348 0.04676 115 92 19 4
1327 Counter clockwise!! I said! 1.2348 0.04676 115 92 19 4
1328 Giraffe Neck Tie 1.2348 0.05142 115 95 13 7
1329 I thought the twist was a dance 1.2348 0.04337 115 90 23 2
1330 Let's grab a drink and unwind. 1.2348 0.04836 115 93 17 5
1331 I thought you had the champagne glasses! 1.2348 0.04510 115 91 21 3
1332 Now I know why mom always warned me about necking. 1.2348 0.04510 115 91 21 3
1333 Please, Bernard, this is only our first date! 1.2348 0.04158 115 89 25 1
1334 Oh, wait, your left or my left? 1.2348 0.04510 115 91 21 3
1335 Two heads may be better than one, but this is ridiculous! 1.2348 0.04510 115 91 21 3
1336 Oh THAT bird?! 1.2348 0.04836 115 93 17 5
1337 Enough with the Tango class, lets try the FoxTrot 1.2348 0.05288 115 96 11 8
1338 I’m sure the vet has seen other animals in way more compromising positions! 1.2348 0.04510 115 91 21 3
1339 Don't fart. 1.2348 0.05142 115 95 13 7
1340 One of us is excessively needy. 1.2348 0.04676 115 92 19 4
1341 I'm not sure we can get out of this one. 1.2348 0.04676 115 92 19 4
1342 Your left, not mine! 1.2348 0.04337 115 90 23 2
1343 Really? Do we have to do this every time Chubby Checker comes on? 1.2348 0.04676 115 92 19 4
1344 I hate team-building exercises. 1.2348 0.04676 115 92 19 4
1345 No. No. No. I said counterclockwise. 1.2348 0.04510 115 91 21 3
1346 Did you see that? Our little girl learned to somersault! 1.2348 0.04836 115 93 17 5
1347 I said go right, not left! 1.2348 0.04337 115 90 23 2
1348 Ready for takeoff? 1.2348 0.04337 115 90 23 2
1349 The two were neck-and-neck and ended up in a tie. 1.2348 0.04836 115 93 17 5
1350 Spotted Necking 1.2348 0.04510 115 91 21 3
1351 I don’t know. I just can’t wrap my head around it. 1.2348 0.04836 115 93 17 5
1352 You're a real pain in the neck, you know that? 1.2348 0.04991 115 94 15 6
1353 Well this is a gir-gaffe. 1.2348 0.04676 115 92 19 4
1354 I think I prefer the missionary position. 1.2348 0.04510 115 91 21 3
1355 I guess we’re due for another visit to the chiropractor. 1.2348 0.05142 115 95 13 7
1356 it’s complicated 1.2348 0.04676 115 92 19 4
1357 I still don't see how the goats had a better audition for the yoga gig. 1.2348 0.04510 115 91 21 3
1358 Stop twisting my words. 1.2348 0.04836 115 93 17 5
1359 You know our therapist said we have to do it for 10 minutes a day,Geoffrey. 1.2348 0.04676 115 92 19 4
1360 Let's stick to waltz. 1.2348 0.04510 115 91 21 3
1361 Necking is one thing, but you're not getting to second base! 1.2348 0.04991 115 94 15 6
1362 I told you we shouldn't neck! 1.2348 0.04991 115 94 15 6
1363 It's OK, but we'd look more professional in a half-Windsor. 1.2348 0.05142 115 95 13 7
1364 I'm sorry, I shouldn't do this. I have a boyfriend. 1.2348 0.04676 115 92 19 4
1365 Forget it Harold,Giraffes can't hug." 1.2348 0.04991 115 94 15 6
1366 How many more times will Chubby Checker say 'twist again?' 1.2348 0.04676 115 92 19 4
1367 I really like you, Brad, but I don’t think we’re doing this right. 1.2348 0.04510 115 91 21 3
1368 They finally tied the knot. 1.2348 0.04676 115 92 19 4
1369 This is not what was meant when I said, “Let’s tie one on.” 1.2348 0.04510 115 91 21 3
1370 High five! 1.2348 0.04991 115 94 15 6
1371 I feel like a politician 1.2348 0.04676 115 92 19 4
1372 I didn't know this is what you meant by 'let's tie the knot'.'" 1.2348 0.05288 115 96 11 8
1373 How do we explain this to the kids? 1.2348 0.04836 115 93 17 5
1374 You think you're so smart! But this is not a double helix. 1.2348 0.04676 115 92 19 4
1375 Thank you. Now that I'm clear on the structure of DNA, do you know a good chiropractor? 1.2348 0.04676 115 92 19 4
1376 Now, let's uncanoodle. 1.2348 0.04510 115 91 21 3
1377 OK, now let's just back away from each other, VERY slowly. 1.2348 0.04337 115 90 23 2
1378 So this is your idea of a twisted fantasy 1.2348 0.04337 115 90 23 2
1379 Dad, I can explain! 1.2348 0.04676 115 92 19 4
1380 I don’t think this is what they mean by necking, Gilbert. 1.2348 0.04676 115 92 19 4
1381 We must rethink our hugs. 1.2348 0.04510 115 91 21 3
1382 And that, my dear, is what they will call double helix . 1.2348 0.04510 115 91 21 3
1383 Call 911? Didn't you see how they made a meme out of those snakes? 1.2348 0.04510 115 91 21 3
1384 You stay put, and I'll try to unwind. 1.2348 0.04676 115 92 19 4
1385 'Next time, let's just wave goodbye instead.' 1.2348 0.04676 115 92 19 4
1386 Never the twine shall meet! 1.2348 0.04158 115 89 25 1
1387 Can we try petting instead? 1.2348 0.04676 115 92 19 4
1388 Sometimes I just want to skip the foreplay. 1.2348 0.04836 115 93 17 5
1389 Let me know when you're about to sneeze! 1.2348 0.04836 115 93 17 5
1390 No, no, no! Move to your other left. 1.2348 0.05288 115 96 11 8
1391 Trust me, interpretive dance is in my blood! 1.2348 0.04836 115 93 17 5
1392 If you do that again, I'm going to wring your neck! 1.2348 0.04676 115 92 19 4
1393 But it was totally worth it! 1.2348 0.04676 115 92 19 4
1394 Do you think we’re getting too enmeshed? 1.2348 0.04510 115 91 21 3
1395 You weren't paying close attention during sex ed, were you? 1.2348 0.04676 115 92 19 4
1396 Are we 'doin' it' yet? 1.2348 0.05142 115 95 13 7
1397 Ok, you got me hooked. 1.2348 0.04337 115 90 23 2
1398 If he asks us to walk a straight line next, we’re screwed. 1.2348 0.04337 115 90 23 2
1399 I told you necking would get us into trouble. 1.2348 0.04991 115 94 15 6
1400 Maybe we should move our relationship beyond necking. 1.2348 0.04676 115 92 19 4
1401 You lead, I'll follow 1.2348 0.04337 115 90 23 2
1402 Wait, this isn't how a neck scarf works? 1.2348 0.05288 115 96 11 8
1403 You really have some twisted sense of humor. 1.2348 0.04836 115 93 17 5
1404 This is the last time that I am sticking my neck out for you! 1.2348 0.04510 115 91 21 3
1405 Maybe 'necking' just isn't for Giraffes.... 1.2348 0.05288 115 96 11 8
1406 Giraffe heimlich 1.2348 0.04836 115 93 17 5
1407 Hold on a second. This time you go right and I go left. 1.2348 0.04337 115 90 23 2
1408 If commitment is what you wanted I could have just given you a ring. 1.2348 0.04676 115 92 19 4
1409 Couldn't we just kiss without necking? 1.2348 0.05142 115 95 13 7
1410 My mother warned me necking might lead to screwing, but I just thought she was overprotective. 1.2348 0.05142 115 95 13 7
1411 When you said you wanted to neck, I thought..... 1.2348 0.04337 115 90 23 2
1412 I've got your back! 1.2348 0.04836 115 93 17 5
1413 Maurice and Zoe lost themselves and their inhibitions twisting the night away 1.2348 0.04991 115 94 15 6
1414 I couldn’t find the Users Manual. Dumbbell, they’re always on the Internet now. Did you remember the password? 1.2348 0.04676 115 92 19 4
1415 That's the last time I let you whisper in my ear! 1.2348 0.04676 115 92 19 4
1416 You need to unwind . 1.2348 0.04676 115 92 19 4
1417 Is it on your left or my left? 1.2348 0.04836 115 93 17 5
1418 You’ve gotea learn to unwind. 1.2348 0.04676 115 92 19 4
1419 That's not what I meant when I said "let's wrap this up". 1.2348 0.04510 115 91 21 3
1420 Frank, this is not what I had in mind when you asked me to go for a spin. 1.2348 0.04510 115 91 21 3
1421 I said 'your other right' at least three times! 1.2348 0.04836 115 93 17 5
1422 I am tired with just necking. Let's go all the way 1.2348 0.04676 115 92 19 4
1423 This takes necking to a whole new height. 1.2348 0.04991 115 94 15 6
1424 F-1 like Hell! That had to be an F-3! 1.2348 0.04510 115 91 21 3
1425 Let's try an allemande left. 1.2348 0.04836 115 93 17 5
1426 Forget the twist, let’s just shout. 1.2348 0.04836 115 93 17 5
1427 #twistedsister 1.2348 0.04676 115 92 19 4
1428 Bend it to the left, I said, dammit! If you can't get the choreography down soon, we can kiss that Argentine tango trophy good-bye! 1.2348 0.05142 115 95 13 7
1429 It didn't work. The lion is headed right for us. 1.2348 0.04510 115 91 21 3
1430 Now we're screwed! 1.2348 0.05142 115 95 13 7
1431 This is not what I thought you meant when you said you wanted to "tie the knot." 1.2348 0.05142 115 95 13 7
1432 And then we dab 1.2348 0.04991 115 94 15 6
1433 This is worse than when we had braces. 1.2348 0.04676 115 92 19 4
1434 I think we're neck and neck! 1.2348 0.04836 115 93 17 5
1435 Or we could have just looked over our own shoulders." 1.2348 0.04510 115 91 21 3
1436 We may have to revisit that cool Rasta braiding app 1.2348 0.04676 115 92 19 4
1437 SILLY, NOW WE CAN'T KISS. 1.2348 0.04836 115 93 17 5
1438 I know it's a stretch, but let's go cheek to cheek. 1.2348 0.04676 115 92 19 4
1439 Oh no! I forgot the champagne! 1.2348 0.04991 115 94 15 6
1440 Next time, I'll bring the tantra book rather than recreating this from memory. 1.2348 0.04836 115 93 17 5
1441 That was fun, but I need to unwind a little now. 1.2348 0.04676 115 92 19 4
1442 I’ll never leave you—how could I? 1.2348 0.04836 115 93 17 5
1443 Do you want to lead or follow? 1.2348 0.04991 115 94 15 6
1444 That's the last tennis tournament I ever go to. 1.2328 0.04952 116 95 15 6
1445 I don't think swing works for us. Let's just stick to ballroom. 1.2328 0.04304 116 91 23 2
1446 I know that's a lion, but you're not helping! 1.2328 0.04952 116 95 15 6
1447 Maybe it said "counter-clockwise"? 1.2328 0.04640 116 93 19 4
1448 It's tongue twisted, not neck twisted. 1.2328 0.04640 116 93 19 4
1449 Relationships are so complicated 1.2328 0.04952 116 95 15 6
1450 I think I've got a Crick in my neck. 1.2328 0.04798 116 94 17 5
1451 I can't see the book any longer. Is this the right position? 1.2328 0.05246 116 97 11 8
1452 All tied up and nowhere to go. 1.2328 0.04475 116 92 21 3
1453 Whew! ... I was just trying to get my head around Trumps' foreign policies! 1.2328 0.04798 116 94 17 5
1454 Wiggle your tail for me,will ya? Couldn't tell which body is mine. 1.2328 0.04640 116 93 19 4
1455 When I told you I was into rap, this wasn't exactly what I had in mind. 1.2328 0.04640 116 93 19 4
1456 I don't think this is what necking means. 1.2328 0.04475 116 92 21 3
1457 You've got to stop throwing yourself at me! 1.2328 0.04640 116 93 19 4
1458 What’s so much fun about necking? 1.2328 0.04475 116 92 21 3
1459 Natural selection, my ass! 1.2328 0.04952 116 95 15 6
1460 Whose left? Yours? 1.2328 0.04640 116 93 19 4
1461 Actually, I had something else in mind when I said I wanted to neck. 1.2328 0.04798 116 94 17 5
1462 I can't feel my sciatica 1.2315 0.04853 108 87 17 4
1463 I told you the "Camel Sutra" wasn't for us... 1.2315 0.04671 108 86 19 3
1464 see? it’s too much, we can’t feed each other the cake at the wedding. 1.2301 0.04870 113 92 16 5
1465 My mom warned me about necking. 1.2301 0.04870 113 92 16 5
1466 so you're a gemini too 1.2301 0.04171 113 88 24 1
1467 No, I said 'tryst' again like we did last summer! 1.2301 0.04534 113 90 20 3
1468 No more Kama Sutra. 1.2301 0.04356 113 89 22 2
1469 Ummm, yeah ... I love you, too. 1.2301 0.04705 113 91 18 4
1470 Oh Dot, I feel that our DNA are a perfect match! 1.2301 0.04870 113 92 16 5
1471 Is this what the phrase, " to tie the knot "means? 1.2301 0.04870 113 92 16 5
1472 Hi there, we're here for the siamese twin discount you have advertised..." 1.2301 0.04870 113 92 16 5
1473 No, it's your turn to curtsy, and my turn to bow. 1.2301 0.04870 113 92 16 5
1474 I told you it should be the other way ! 1.2301 0.04356 113 89 22 2
1475 Do you happen to remember which body is yours? 1.2301 0.05030 113 93 14 6
1476 This why our parents warned us about the dangers of premarital necking! 1.2301 0.04534 113 90 20 3
1477 I told you those Swing Dance lessons were a bad idea! 1.2301 0.04356 113 89 22 2
1478 Sorry, I got carried away explaining the DNA helix. 1.2301 0.04705 113 91 18 4
1479 Is this what they call a knotty relationship? 1.2301 0.04705 113 91 18 4
1480 Did you just burp or did I? 1.2301 0.05335 113 95 10 8
1481 We can just tell the others we went to a couples yoga class. 1.2301 0.04705 113 91 18 4
1482 Bonus points if you can tell which body is yours! 1.2301 0.04870 113 92 16 5
1483 You had to drag me on those stupid Teacups! 1.2301 0.05030 113 93 14 6
1484 Now...wiggle your left ear 1.2301 0.04356 113 89 22 2
1485 No. My left, your right Susan! 1.2301 0.04534 113 90 20 3
1486 Let’s do ‘the twist,’ you said...’it will be fun,’ you said. 1.2301 0.05184 113 94 12 7
1487 Woah! Are you sure this is in the Karma Sutra? 1.2301 0.04534 113 90 20 3
1488 I told you we shouldn't eat snakes. 1.2301 0.04705 113 91 18 4
1489 Clyde, I love you, too. But I can't breathe. 1.2301 0.04705 113 91 18 4
1490 You're suffocating me 1.2301 0.04705 113 91 18 4
1491 Maybe a fist bump is the way to go. 1.2301 0.04356 113 89 22 2
1492 Next time I'll lead. 1.2301 0.04534 113 90 20 3
1493 I understand that you want to take things slowly in this relationship but your “ necking only’ stance has me tied in knots. 1.2301 0.04705 113 91 18 4
1494 Two roads diverged in a yellow wood... 1.2301 0.04534 113 90 20 3
1495 Look here. Look there. Look here. 1.2301 0.04356 113 89 22 2
1496 If this is what you meant by necking, I'm not a fan 1.2301 0.05030 113 93 14 6
1497 This...this is why we don’t neck anymore. 1.2301 0.04534 113 90 20 3
1498 What's so great about necking? I've got pain at C14. 1.2301 0.04705 113 91 18 4
1499 Conjoined at birth, Melvin and Nelvin decided the risk of separating might alter their DNA strand. 1.2301 0.04705 113 91 18 4
1500 Okay, I think I've got it now. The Ark is that way. Just like I said. 1.2301 0.05030 113 93 14 6
1501 Righty tighty, lefty loosey ? 1.2301 0.05184 113 94 12 7
1502 Dam that mosquito! 1.2301 0.04705 113 91 18 4
1503 Now we know why vultures circle. 1.2301 0.05030 113 93 14 6
1504 Is that YOUR left, or MY left, Mr. Loosey? 1.2301 0.04534 113 90 20 3
1505 Did you bring protection?" 1.2301 0.04534 113 90 20 3
1506 Quick. Look this up on youtube. 1.2301 0.04534 113 90 20 3
1507 My mother told me there was another way. 1.2301 0.05030 113 93 14 6
1508 Please! Please do not leave me! 1.2301 0.04534 113 90 20 3
1509 You’re sure this is what the therapist meant about wrapping our heads around the other’s issues? 1.2301 0.04705 113 91 18 4
1510 I think We should just forget about 'Dancing with the Stars'. 1.2301 0.05030 113 93 14 6
1511 Codependency? What's that? 1.2301 0.04534 113 90 20 3
1512 You're sure the therapist said doing this would improve our ability to relate to each other? 1.2301 0.04534 113 90 20 3
1513 Let's NOT twist again. 1.2301 0.04705 113 91 18 4
1514 This is why we don't play Twister. 1.2301 0.04534 113 90 20 3
1515 Couldn't we just skip the foreplay? 1.2301 0.04870 113 92 16 5
1516 You've choked the love right out of me! 1.2301 0.04705 113 91 18 4
1517 Was that a tornado or a water spout? 1.2301 0.05030 113 93 14 6
1518 That’s the last time we let the Zebra’s pick Twister for game night 1.2301 0.04870 113 92 16 5
1519 I think maybe we should think about slowing things down for now. 1.2301 0.05030 113 93 14 6
1520 Extreme necking 1.2301 0.04534 113 90 20 3
1521 Are you sure this is the way to play “loves me loves me knot”? 1.2301 0.04705 113 91 18 4
1522 Now we both walk backwards and get the best neck crack ever! 1.2301 0.04534 113 90 20 3
1523 Let's go back to petting, Hon. All this necking is killing me... 1.2301 0.04356 113 89 22 2
1524 In my neck of the woods this means we are engaged! 1.2301 0.04870 113 92 16 5
1525 Kiss me! 1.2301 0.04870 113 92 16 5
1526 No Geoffrey! Turn to YOUR left!!! 1.2301 0.04534 113 90 20 3
1527 Are you ready to tie the knot? 1.2301 0.04534 113 90 20 3
1528 You’re right. Doesn’t turn me on either 1.2301 0.04534 113 90 20 3
1529 No, I go left, then YOU go right! 1.2301 0.04534 113 90 20 3
1530 I'm afraid I win again,Beatrice. 1.2301 0.04870 113 92 16 5
1531 Now, let's see if we can synchronize​ the footwork! 1.2301 0.04705 113 91 18 4
1532 I don't see anyone ... do you see anyone? 1.2301 0.05030 113 93 14 6
1533 You were the one who suggested trying something new, twisted and kinky! 1.2301 0.05184 113 94 12 7
1534 This must be your first time necking! 1.2301 0.04356 113 89 22 2
1535 Knot again dude! 1.2301 0.05030 113 93 14 6
1536 Perhaps we should try petting. 1.2301 0.04356 113 89 22 2
1537 Damn! It's that northern-southern hemisphere thing again. 1.2301 0.04870 113 92 16 5
1538 I just don’t get necking. 1.2301 0.04870 113 92 16 5
1539 I would have preferred couples counseling. 1.2301 0.04705 113 91 18 4
1540 This looks like a good place to unwind. 1.2301 0.04870 113 92 16 5
1541 Whatta ya say we try rock, paper scissors instead? 1.2301 0.04870 113 92 16 5
1542 What do they mean by codependency? 1.2301 0.04870 113 92 16 5
1543 This work for you? 1.2301 0.04705 113 91 18 4
1544 Your perfume is irresistible. 1.2301 0.04534 113 90 20 3
1545 Maybe that camel sutra book was a bad idea... 1.2301 0.04870 113 92 16 5
1546 Let's face it, Henry, when it comes to dancing we have two left necks. 1.2301 0.05030 113 93 14 6
1547 You call this pas de deux? I say it's pas de don't! 1.2301 0.04870 113 92 16 5
1548 this is the last time we're playing twister 1.2301 0.04356 113 89 22 2
1549 How are your hiccups now? 1.2301 0.04171 113 88 24 1
1550 You’re always right! 1.2301 0.04870 113 92 16 5
1551 Next time, I want to be the big spoon. 1.2301 0.04705 113 91 18 4
1552 At the count of three turn to the left and keep turning till I say STOP. 1.2301 0.05335 113 95 10 8
1553 This is why I don’t like to dance. 1.2301 0.05030 113 93 14 6
1554 This foreplay is a little twisted. 1.2301 0.04870 113 92 16 5
1555 I think we need to break up. 1.2294 0.04813 109 88 17 4
1556 I sort of like this “necking” thing. 1.2288 0.04408 118 94 21 3
1557 When giraffes don't pay attention in Sex Ed. 1.2281 0.04668 114 92 18 4
1558 Either this "necking" is way overrated or we're just not doing it right. 1.2281 0.04831 114 93 16 5
1559 I said right. Turn right! 1.2281 0.04323 114 90 22 2
1560 I don't think you quite grasped the concept of 'necking'". 1.2281 0.04668 114 92 18 4
1561 I knew we’d get into trouble if we started necking. 1.2281 0.04323 114 90 22 2
1562 Yes folks, two giraffes necking, do you have a problem with that? 1.2281 0.04668 114 92 18 4
1563 Just remember, you drink and I eat. 1.2281 0.04831 114 93 16 5
1564 I told you not to buy the Kama Sutra at IKEA! 1.2281 0.04831 114 93 16 5
1565 Did you just fart? 1.2281 0.04831 114 93 16 5
1566 Chubby Checker made it sound like a lot more fun. 1.2281 0.04831 114 93 16 5
1567 I thought you said "lefty-loosey"? 1.2281 0.04323 114 90 22 2
1568 What comes after necking? 1.2281 0.04499 114 91 20 3
1569 Thanks for looping me in. 1.2273 0.04595 110 88 19 3
1570 This isn't what I had in mind when I asked for a necktie. 1.2273 0.04945 110 90 15 5
1571 This isn’t what I meant when I said I wanted to screw you. 1.2273 0.04410 110 87 21 2
1572 Maybe we should reassess our definition of healthy boundaries. 1.2273 0.04773 110 89 17 4
1573 Necking with you is great foreplay!!! 1.2255 0.05380 102 85 11 6
1574 Let's un-twist again, like we did last summer. 1.2252 0.04735 111 90 17 4
1575 We can't both go clockwise. 1.2252 0.04558 111 89 19 3
1576 No, no, no, move to your left not my left. 1.2252 0.04375 111 88 21 2
1577 I never realized that you're a leftie too! 1.2252 0.04558 111 89 19 3
1578 Actually, Albert, I would have preferred just an 'I love you'. 1.2252 0.04735 111 90 17 4
1579 The bad news is a lion is coming. The good news is that we're about to finally figure out whose body is whose. 1.2252 0.04735 111 90 17 4
1580 Wait, I have to sneeze! 1.2252 0.04735 111 90 17 4
1581 Is this what you had in mind when you answered my ad? 1.2252 0.04558 111 89 19 3
1582 Are you as turned on as I am? 1.2252 0.04375 111 88 21 2
1583 Whiplash. 1.2252 0.04735 111 90 17 4
1584 Once again, I said “on three.” 1.2252 0.04558 111 89 19 3
1585 It's called "necking", Herbert. All the kids are doing it. 1.2252 0.04375 111 88 21 2
1586 I think we carried this quantum entanglement thing too far. 1.2252 0.04735 111 90 17 4
1587 I didn't realize marriage would be this limiting. 1.2233 0.05332 103 86 11 6
1588 I think we scared the bee away. 1.2232 0.05027 112 93 13 6
1589 Funny,I have a crook in my neck too. 1.2232 0.04522 112 90 19 3
1590 Let's take dance lessons, you said. It'll be a lot fun. 1.2222 0.04429 108 86 20 2
1591 I think advanced couples Yoga has really improved our flexibility. 1.2222 0.04620 108 87 18 3
1592 This was supposed to happen at the molecular level. 1.2222 0.04620 108 87 18 3
1593 Get it? The perfect symbol for giraffe doctors. 1.2202 0.04764 109 89 16 4
1594 When I said 'let's neck', this is not what I had in mind. 1.2202 0.04582 109 88 18 3
1595 Next time we find a plastic mat with colored squares - let's ignore it. 1.2202 0.04764 109 89 16 4
1596 Look at what? 1.2202 0.04393 109 87 20 2
1597 What's the harm in a little necking?" you said.. 1.2202 0.04393 109 87 20 2
1598 I said” you have me wrapped around your little HOOF”! 1.2202 0.04764 109 89 16 4
1599 This isn’t the necking I had in mind. 1.2202 0.04764 109 89 16 4
1600 Nothing to see here. Stop rubbernecking. 1.2202 0.04393 109 87 20 2
1601 Let's hope our parents don't catch us necking again. 1.2202 0.04764 109 89 16 4
1602 What's the point? After all of these fad diets, I just put the weight right back on again. 1.2202 0.04582 109 88 18 3
1603 I told you we shouldn’t play twister! 1.2202 0.04764 109 89 16 4
1604 It’s too close to call — they’re neck and neck. 1.2202 0.04939 109 90 14 5
1605 As if this wasn't awkward enough, those Watson and Crick guys can't stop staring at us. 1.2202 0.05108 109 91 12 6
1606 Are our genes single helix or double helix ? 1.2202 0.05272 109 92 10 7
1607 Neckflex and Chill 1.2202 0.04764 109 89 16 4
1608 C'mon - it also takes two to un-tango. 1.2202 0.04582 109 88 18 3
1609 See! Our fates are intertwined! 1.2202 0.04764 109 89 16 4
1610 I've heard of couples so close they're joined at the hip, but this is ridiculous. 1.2202 0.04582 109 88 18 3
1611 You always over do a good thing. 1.2202 0.04582 109 88 18 3
1612 No, Janet, this is not what I meant by necking.' 1.2202 0.04764 109 89 16 4
1613 Well, this is a pain in the neck... 1.2202 0.04582 109 88 18 3
1614 Do the Twist' is a dumb song 1.2202 0.04939 109 90 14 5
1615 The worst part is I dropped my cellphone. 1.2202 0.04582 109 88 18 3
1616 Necking is fine, but without hands, there won't be any petting. 1.2202 0.04393 109 87 20 2
1617 My therapist says we are co-dependent. 1.2202 0.04582 109 88 18 3
1618 Wow. Rubbernecking really IS hazardous. 1.2202 0.04764 109 89 16 4
1619 Did you remember the light bulb? 1.2202 0.04939 109 90 14 5
1620 Sometimes I just feel like my life is spiraling out of control. 1.2202 0.04582 109 88 18 3
1621 Yeah, I guess this is one way to scare off the lions. 1.2202 0.04764 109 89 16 4
1622 That is the LAST time we dance to Chubby Checker. 1.2202 0.04393 109 87 20 2
1623 My dear, I think we’re a little bit too entwined. 1.2202 0.04939 109 90 14 5
1624 Shhhh! Is that your cell or mine? 1.2202 0.04393 109 87 20 2
1625 What do you mean you need space? 1.2202 0.04582 109 88 18 3
1626 Don't you just hate those sudden dust devils? 1.2202 0.04393 109 87 20 2
1627 Maybe they were right. This is a twisted relationship. 1.2202 0.04195 109 86 22 1
1628 It is great necking, but isn't it time for dinner? 1.2202 0.04582 109 88 18 3
1629 i’m sorry, which body did you say was mine? 1.2202 0.04764 109 89 16 4
1630 Clearly, the Kama Sutra was not written for us. 1.2202 0.04764 109 89 16 4
1631 Any sign of him in your direction, Jim? 1.2202 0.04582 109 88 18 3
1632 Codependency. 1.2202 0.04764 109 89 16 4
1633 That's the last time I threaten to wring your neck. 1.2202 0.04764 109 89 16 4
1634 Marge, I don't think we're doing it right 1.2202 0.04764 109 89 16 4
1635 Now we step to the other side of the equator and unwind! 1.2202 0.04764 109 89 16 4
1636 I told you that guy with the ark was only looking for opposite-sex couples. 1.2202 0.04939 109 90 14 5
1637 Good .....Now, how do we get the champagne ? 1.2202 0.04764 109 89 16 4
1638 This is called The Double Helix ! 1.2202 0.04582 109 88 18 3
1639 When trying to get a new perspective goes wrong. 1.2202 0.04582 109 88 18 3
1640 I said a hug, not a twist. 1.2202 0.04764 109 89 16 4
1641 O.K., Good foreplay, but now what? 1.2200 0.04837 100 81 16 3
1642 It takes two to tango, and it takes two to untangle. 1.2190 0.04876 105 86 15 4
1643 Let's NOT play "count the dots" again! 1.2190 0.04876 105 86 15 4
1644 Your idea of love is a bit twisted. 1.2182 0.04898 110 91 14 5
1645 This is the last time we play Twister! 1.2182 0.04725 110 90 16 4
1646 Who knew scratching an itch could be so tricky? 1.2182 0.04357 110 88 20 2
1647 Told you I had four left feet 1.2182 0.04545 110 89 18 3
1648 Keep looking. 1.2182 0.04725 110 90 16 4
1649 No, my right. 1.2182 0.04725 110 90 16 4
1650 Isn't it time for a kiss? 1.2182 0.04898 110 91 14 5
1651 I don't feel anything, do you? 1.2182 0.04898 110 91 14 5
1652 OK we twisted. Now we shout? 1.2182 0.04357 110 88 20 2
1653 This is why only rams butt heads. 1.2170 0.04645 106 86 17 3
1654 I never do "this". Not on a first date. 1.2170 0.04447 106 85 19 2
1655 Honey! You're home! 1.2170 0.04645 106 86 17 3
1656 Try going clockwise 1.2170 0.04834 106 87 15 4
1657 Swallow, I dare you. 1.2170 0.04447 106 85 19 2
1658 I love you too, but I need a little space to breath. 1.2170 0.04645 106 86 17 3
1659 When you said, 'let's tie the knot . . .' 1.2170 0.04645 106 86 17 3
1660 We keep screwing up. 1.2170 0.04645 106 86 17 3
1661 This time we can blame revolution, not evolution. 1.2170 0.04447 106 85 19 2
1662 This is why I hate playing Twister. 1.2170 0.04834 106 87 15 4
1663 If the wife walks by, we're trying out for Swan Lake. 1.2170 0.04834 106 87 15 4
1664 It's not you. I'm just not ready to get entangled in a new relationship right now. 1.2170 0.04447 106 85 19 2
1665 My mother thinks we're too wrapped up in each other. 1.2170 0.04834 106 87 15 4
1666 You’re a pain in the neck. 1.2170 0.04834 106 87 15 4
1667 Left foot on blue again? 1.2170 0.04447 106 85 19 2
1668 Necking is complicated. 1.2170 0.04023 106 83 23 0
1669 So much for the do-si-do. 1.2170 0.04645 106 86 17 3
1670 Feels like you zigged when I zagged... 1.2170 0.05017 106 88 13 5
1671 Honey,with foreplay like this we'll never have a baby. 1.2170 0.04645 106 86 17 3
1672 It takes two to tango, not tangle. 1.2170 0.05017 106 88 13 5
1673 Sorry, I'm a hugger. 1.2170 0.04834 106 87 15 4
1674 I win. 1.2170 0.04645 106 86 17 3
1675 Are you a licenced chiropractor? 1.2170 0.04447 106 85 19 2
1676 I think this means we're engaged. 1.2170 0.04447 106 85 19 2
1677 Pretzel... 1.2170 0.05017 106 88 13 5
1678 I feel enmeshed with you but I can't honestly say that I'm in love. 1.2170 0.04447 106 85 19 2
1679 A little lower... 1.2170 0.04447 106 85 19 2
1680 Are you sure this is the right way to neck? 1.2170 0.04447 106 85 19 2
1681 So, who's the little spoon? 1.2170 0.04834 106 87 15 4
1682 So this is what a tornado can do. 1.2170 0.04645 106 86 17 3
1683 This is why we don’t slow dance 1.2170 0.04834 106 87 15 4
1684 I told you Africa is too hot for a necktie! 1.2170 0.05017 106 88 13 5
1685 Who knew love would be this complicated? 1.2170 0.04447 106 85 19 2
1686 I stick my neck out for you and look what happens! 1.2170 0.04447 106 85 19 2
1687 If you think this kinky, wait ‘til we add zebra. 1.2170 0.04240 106 84 21 1
1688 A Tangle in the Plains" Two giraffes, one destiny. Season one streams Friday 1.2170 0.05017 106 88 13 5
1689 I told you partner yoga was a bad idea. 1.2170 0.04834 106 87 15 4
1690 I doubt that this is what Chubby Checker had in mind. 1.2170 0.04447 106 85 19 2
1691 Ok! Our DNA says were related. 1.2170 0.04447 106 85 19 2
1692 Are you sure that this is the way Giraffes procreate? 1.2170 0.04240 106 84 21 1
1693 I wish you’d stop it! They’re starting to call us the ‘Twisted Sisters’. 1.2170 0.05017 106 88 13 5
1694 We should stick with the missionary. 1.2170 0.05017 106 90 10 6
1695 Oh dear, I think we’ve hit a snag with our conscious uncoupling... 1.2170 0.04447 106 85 19 2
1696 I think we need to get a refund on that new edition of The Kama Sutra. 1.2170 0.04834 106 87 15 4
1697 This isn’t what I meant by ‘winding up the relationship’... 1.2170 0.05193 106 89 11 6
1698 Necking in broad day light- what were we thinking! 1.2170 0.04645 106 86 17 3
1699 Did we tie the knot or not? 1.2170 0.04447 106 85 19 2
1700 How could two GPS apps be so different? 1.2170 0.04447 106 85 19 2
1701 I don't think this is how necking is done. 1.2150 0.04605 107 87 17 3
1702 I don't think necking is all it's cracked up to be. 1.2150 0.04605 107 87 17 3
1703 I told you we shouldn’t eat the pythons. 1.2150 0.04974 107 89 13 5
1704 Now that we've tied the knot, where to honeymoon? 1.2150 0.05148 107 90 11 6
1705 You and your let’s do the twist 1.2150 0.04605 107 87 17 3
1706 How did we wind up here? 1.2150 0.04793 107 88 15 4
1707 Next time, let's not go bird watching. 1.2150 0.05148 107 90 11 6
1708 No, I love you more. 1.2143 0.04865 98 80 15 3
1709 Have you been reading Kama Sutra again? 1.2143 0.05077 98 81 13 4
1710 Let's try petting. 1.2143 0.04865 98 80 15 3
1711 Love hurts. 1.2136 0.04907 103 85 14 4
1712 I told you the tango is tougher than it looks." 1.2136 0.04709 103 84 16 3
1713 I just realized; This is what our children's DNA is going to look like. 1.2136 0.05098 103 86 12 5
1714 Let’s rethink huggable 1.2136 0.04709 103 84 16 3
1715 What did the president say? 1.2136 0.05098 103 86 12 5
1716 We need to sit farther apart next time we go to The Open. 1.2136 0.04709 103 84 16 3
1717 George, are you sure you got the right Kama Sutra? 1.2136 0.04907 103 85 14 4
1718 Cute, yes, but we'll go extinct. 1.2136 0.04709 103 84 16 3
1719 I think it’s LOVE 1.2136 0.05098 103 86 12 5
1720 We're bonding. 1.2136 0.04503 103 83 18 2
1721 Let's learn the Tango you said...it'll be fun you said. 1.2136 0.04503 103 83 18 2
1722 I'm all twisted up in your game. 1.2136 0.04286 103 82 20 1
1723 Maybe tango just isn't for us! 1.2136 0.04503 103 83 18 2
1724 I think it’s ‘righty-tighty and lefty-loosey.’ 1.2136 0.05281 103 87 10 6
1725 I am soon never dancing with you again! 1.2128 0.05212 94 78 12 4
1726 That's the last time we get on the "Tilt-A-Whirl' at the Carnival! 1.2121 0.04372 99 79 19 1
1727 Surely there's an easier way to be an Internet meme? 1.2115 0.04668 104 85 16 3
1728 Can you tell,is she looking? 1.2115 0.04668 104 85 16 3
1729 Whose rump is this? 1.2115 0.04668 104 85 16 3
1730 If we didn't have digital clocks, we could get out of this by turning counter clockwise. 1.2115 0.04668 104 85 16 3
1731 Call the otolaryngologist 1.2115 0.05053 104 87 12 5
1732 If this is your idea of foreplay I want no part of it 1.2115 0.04668 104 85 16 3
1733 Does insurance cover this? 1.2115 0.04668 104 85 16 3
1734 Well that escalated quickly! 1.2115 0.04668 104 85 16 3
1735 When your children “take care” of the animals. 1.2115 0.04668 104 85 16 3
1736 Honey, I really won't think you love me any less if you go first! 1.2115 0.04464 104 84 18 2
1737 No, you go first 1.2115 0.04864 104 86 14 4
1738 Let's admit it...it's a bit of a twisted relationship. 1.2115 0.04668 104 85 16 3
1739 I'm still wrapping my head around what you just said. 1.2115 0.04668 104 85 16 3
1740 I guess we carried necking a little too far. 1.2115 0.04464 104 84 18 2
1741 This time you go first. 1.2115 0.05053 104 87 12 5
1742 We're stuck in a loop" "You can say that again" "We're stuck in a loop" "You can say that again" "We're stuck in a loop" "You can say that again 1.2115 0.04864 104 86 14 4
1743 Did you hear that? I think my parents are home! 1.2115 0.04464 104 84 18 2
1744 The giraffe tango had much more elaborate spins. 1.2115 0.04250 104 83 20 1
1745 Uh -o here come the rents 1.2115 0.05053 104 87 12 5
1746 No, I'm getting the Head of Household deduction this year! 1.2115 0.04668 104 85 16 3
1747 This is what I get for trying to help you tie a Windsor knot? 1.2115 0.04668 104 85 16 3
1748 That’s it. I’m driving you home. Where’d you park 1.2115 0.04464 104 84 18 2
1749 No offense, but I find you too clingy. 1.2115 0.05053 104 87 12 5
1750 Necking taken to new heights 1.2115 0.05053 104 87 12 5
1751 Necking. Overrated. 1.2115 0.04464 104 84 18 2
1752 When I say look, instead of saying "Where?" just look next time! 1.2115 0.04864 104 86 14 4
1753 How do we unwind, I don’t know are we in the Northern or Southern Hemisphere?” 1.2115 0.04668 104 85 16 3
1754 No, no, no... over here! 1.2115 0.04864 104 86 14 4
1755 Cha cha cha. 1.2115 0.05234 104 88 10 6
1756 We are taking this togetherness thing a bit far, don’t you think? 1.2115 0.04864 104 86 14 4
1757 Now how do we open the wine, again? 1.2115 0.04864 104 86 14 4
1758 Well...our vacation has taken an interesting twist! 1.2115 0.04668 104 85 16 3
1759 No, I said "right" to mean that you were correct when you said "left." 1.2115 0.05053 104 87 12 5
1760 Wrong again! Noah said Giraffe, not Gyraffe! 1.2115 0.04668 104 85 16 3
1761 So, "Twister For Giraffes" is a non-starter, then? 1.2115 0.04668 104 85 16 3
1762 And in conclusion... I quote our first President: Avoid foreign entanglements. 1.2115 0.05053 104 87 12 5
1763 I meant your left, Gerald! 1.2115 0.04668 104 85 16 3
1764 Talk about a tangled relationship... 1.2115 0.04464 104 84 18 2
1765 I still don’t see how this is going to work 1.2115 0.04464 104 84 18 2
1766 Please stop singing, "I love you a bushel and a peck and a hug around the neck". 1.2115 0.04668 104 85 16 3
1767 This looked a lot easier on Instagram. 1.2115 0.04464 104 84 18 2
1768 When I said “necklace” I meant Tiffany’s 1.2115 0.04250 104 83 20 1
1769 This wasn’t what I had in mind when I suggested necking... 1.2115 0.04250 104 83 20 1
1770 Maybe we should just embrace the simple joy of line dancing. 1.2115 0.04668 104 85 16 3
1771 Maybe tornado chasing isn't for us. 1.2115 0.04668 104 85 16 3
1772 Oh man, my toe itches. 1.2115 0.04864 104 86 14 4
1773 We better stop necking. I see your parents coming. 1.2115 0.05053 104 87 12 5
1774 I've burped, we can unwind now. 1.2115 0.04250 104 83 20 1
1775 I said the other left. 1.2115 0.04668 104 85 16 3
1776 Nah, this isn't how we did it last summer. 1.2115 0.04464 104 84 18 2
1777 Who loves you, baby? 1.2115 0.04668 104 85 16 3
1778 Twister! Great fun for the entire family! 1.2115 0.04250 104 83 20 1
1779 Let´s brexit! 1.2115 0.04668 104 85 16 3
1780 Last time I go birdwatching with you! 1.2115 0.04864 104 86 14 4
1781 The snakes are jealous. 1.2115 0.04250 104 83 20 1
1782 OK, that's knot funny. 1.2115 0.05053 104 87 12 5
1783 I've had it, Gerald. You're just not that sexy, and it's time you stopped pretending to be a boa constrictor. 1.2115 0.04464 104 84 18 2
1784 Our parents warned us about necking. 1.2115 0.04864 104 86 14 4
1785 You are pain in the neck! 1.2115 0.05053 104 87 12 5
1786 OK, let's try it again. Look left! 1.2115 0.05053 104 87 12 5
1787 So when do we take off our clothes? 1.2115 0.04864 104 86 14 4
1788 Next time I'm cold just bring me a scarf. 1.2115 0.04464 104 84 18 2
1789 No, no! To the right, to the right! 1.2115 0.04464 104 84 18 2
1790 Let's face it, we'll never see eye to eye. 1.2115 0.04668 104 85 16 3
1791 I hope you’re not getting my sore throat. 1.2115 0.04668 104 85 16 3
1792 Whee!!! 'Righty-tighty was fun. Now let's try 'lefty-loosy'. 1.2115 0.04668 104 85 16 3
1793 I think we should consider conscious uncoupling. 1.2115 0.04864 104 86 14 4
1794 I liked the old sex. 1.2100 0.04560 100 81 17 2
1795 It must be counter-clockwise in the Southern Hemisphere. 1.2095 0.04426 105 85 18 2
1796 It said in Cosmo that we should maintain eye contact. 1.2095 0.04822 105 87 14 4
1797 I don't think this helix is how genes are mixed. 1.2095 0.04822 105 87 14 4
1798 These disguises are GREAT! I don’t think anyone will know we’re snakes! 1.2095 0.04822 105 87 14 4
1799 Lesson of the Day #239: Sex Ed is important. 1.2095 0.04822 105 87 14 4
1800 Honestly, I'm really not at all that kinky. 1.2095 0.04628 105 86 16 3
1801 I step left you step right : Step StepStep NOOO your other right IDIOT!! 1.2095 0.05188 105 89 10 6
1802 Honey, you’ve never been good with directions. 1.2095 0.04822 105 87 14 4
1803 Pivot! 1.2095 0.04426 105 85 18 2
1804 Necking with you makes me feel so high! 1.2095 0.04628 105 86 16 3
1805 Do you recall how we were pondering the structure of the DNA molecule? 1.2095 0.04822 105 87 14 4
1806 Tell me again,is this a love knot,or a fight to the death? 1.2095 0.04628 105 86 16 3
1807 It’s a fine mess you got us in now Ollie” 1.2095 0.04822 105 87 14 4
1808 Let’s pretend this never happened. 1.2095 0.04628 105 86 16 3
1809 Counterclockwise my dear. We're in the southern hemisphere. 1.2095 0.05008 105 88 12 5
1810 Twisted Sister--one band reënactment done. Who's Next! 1.2095 0.04822 105 87 14 4
1811 You SURE this is a French Twist 1.2083 0.05322 96 81 10 5
1812 How did our relationship get so twisted!? 1.2083 0.05112 96 80 12 4
1813 Let's just call it a neck tie... 1.2079 0.04295 101 81 19 1
1814 I'm just not that into you. 1.2079 0.04520 101 82 17 2
1815 Trump asks “How do I untangle the mess I created”. 1.2079 0.05135 101 85 11 5
1816 Oh man, not again... 1.2079 0.04939 101 84 13 4
1817 It’s the last time we dance the Tango 1.2079 0.04295 101 81 19 1
1818 Please, can we just doggy style next time? 1.2079 0.04734 101 83 15 3
1819 Baby, I call it my "Double Helix" move. 1.2079 0.04734 101 83 15 3
1820 Maybe we need to sleep in separate veldts. 1.2079 0.04734 101 83 15 3
1821 It's not that I'm not interested... 1.2079 0.04520 101 82 17 2
1822 I don't care what they told you in yoga class. This is definitely not downward dog. 1.2079 0.04520 101 82 17 2
1823 That’s the last time we try to hug it out. 1.2059 0.04894 102 85 13 4
1824 I said, "I'll bet the winner will be the only one that doesn't play on the word "necking". 1.2059 0.04692 102 84 15 3
1825 I'm uptight? I think you're the one who needs to unwind. 1.2059 0.04480 102 83 17 2
1826 Are you sure this is what these are supposed to be used for? 1.2059 0.04480 102 83 17 2
1827 I'm telling you bro, there's absolutely no way we can do this with our dicks. 1.2041 0.05610 98 85 6 7
1828 We are so screwed. 1.2041 0.04342 98 79 18 1
1829 ...and now, we wait. 1.2041 0.05016 98 82 12 4
1830 Perhaps we were not meant to be on Dancing with the Stars. 1.2041 0.04577 98 80 16 2
1831 Say 'uncle'!" 1.2041 0.04577 98 80 16 2
1832 My mother always warned me about necking on the first date. 1.2041 0.04802 98 81 14 3
1833 What do you mean Rock, Paper, Scissors? 1.2041 0.05222 98 83 10 5
1834 I heard You were twisted. 1.2041 0.04802 98 81 14 3
1835 Like they say, “It takes two to t̶a̶n̶g̶o̶ tangle.” 1.2041 0.05222 98 83 10 5
1836 At this rate, we'll never get to second base. 1.2041 0.04802 98 81 14 3
1837 It's Lamarck's fault. 1.2041 0.04802 98 81 14 3
1838 I think we might have intimacy issues. 1.2041 0.04577 98 80 16 2
1839 Sorry. Thought you were someone else 1.2041 0.04577 98 80 16 2
1840 Next time, look where you're going. 1.2041 0.05016 98 82 12 4
1841 No matter how we spin this, I feel we're not made for each other. 1.2041 0.05419 98 84 8 6
1842 I think it may be possible to have too much togetherness. 1.2041 0.04577 98 80 16 2
1843 So ... now do we shout? 1.2041 0.05016 98 82 12 4
1844 Oh, yeah? Well, reticulate this! 1.2041 0.05016 98 82 12 4
1845 The elephants made it look sexy and 1.2041 0.05222 98 83 10 5
1846 This is what a chromosome looks like. 1.2041 0.05016 98 82 12 4
1847 #Really? 1.2041 0.04577 98 80 16 2
1848 Petting I get, but necking? 1.2041 0.04802 98 81 14 3
1849 The next step is petting. 1.2041 0.04577 98 80 16 2
1850 Well... This is awkward... 1.2041 0.04577 98 80 16 2
1851 It's in the DNA. 1.2041 0.04802 98 81 14 3
1852 Does this mean we're engaged? 1.2041 0.04802 98 81 14 3
1853 I told you, I have four left feet. 1.2041 0.04577 98 80 16 2
1854 Now I know what it means to be neck in neck. 1.2041 0.04802 98 81 14 3
1855 This is not the necking I’ve read about. 1.2041 0.05016 98 82 12 4
1856 I used to dance easier with my ex-. 1.2041 0.04802 98 81 14 3
1857 I hate when I'm speaking you twist my words. 1.2041 0.04577 98 80 16 2
1858 Can't we have sex like other giraffes? 1.2041 0.04577 98 80 16 2
1859 Let's face it, Howard. This relationship's gotten too twisted to continue. 1.2041 0.04577 98 80 16 2
1860 Where did that damn fly go? 1.2041 0.05016 98 82 12 4
1861 Not what I had in mind when you said you were making me a necklace. 1.2041 0.04577 98 80 16 2
1862 Maybe next time you’ll listen to me. 1.2041 0.04577 98 80 16 2
1863 Twist to your left or my left? 1.2041 0.04577 98 80 16 2
1864 No...COUNTER Clockwise.... 1.2041 0.04342 98 79 18 1
1865 Now this is necking! 1.2041 0.05222 98 83 10 5
1866 Honestly, Dave. I know it’s mating season, but can’t we just skip the necking part? 1.2041 0.04577 98 80 16 2
1867 It's a secret hug, like a secret handshake without the hands." 1.2041 0.05016 98 82 12 4
1868 My mom told me not to get wrapped up with you." 1.2041 0.04577 98 80 16 2
1869 We gotta stop chasing butterflies 1.2041 0.04577 98 80 16 2
1870 You know, I was really hoping for sex when I said we should pair our double helixes. 1.2041 0.05016 98 82 12 4
1871 Honey, you wanted to try a new position. 1.2041 0.04577 98 80 16 2
1872 You always tend to overcomplicate things. 1.2041 0.05222 98 83 10 5
1873 Next time, let's just make out. 1.2041 0.05016 98 82 12 4
1874 - Just for the record this was your idea. And I feel strongly that there must be easier more dignified way to get into cartoon. 1.2041 0.05016 98 82 12 4
1875 And this concludes our presentation on how Crick and Watson discovered DNA. 1.2041 0.05222 98 83 10 5
1876 And in a few months, we'll know for sure if this makes a baby. 1.2041 0.04802 98 81 14 3
1877 Next time let's do it with the lights on. 1.2041 0.05016 98 82 12 4
1878 It says, right foot yellow. 1.2041 0.04342 98 79 18 1
1879 Everyone thinks having a long neck is sooooo awesome! 1.2041 0.04802 98 81 14 3
1880 Giraffe foreplay nearly led to their extinction 1.2041 0.05016 98 82 12 4
1881 Hey, I can see my house from here! 1.2041 0.04802 98 81 14 3
1882 This is the danger of a whirlwind romance. 1.2041 0.05016 98 82 12 4
1883 Twist and what now? 1.2041 0.05016 98 82 12 4
1884 So tell me again, what aspect about doing it "snakey style" appeals to you? 1.2041 0.04092 98 78 20 0
1885 No, I think it should be knit two, purl three. 1.2041 0.04577 98 80 16 2
1886 It's a tornado! Climate change is real! 1.2041 0.05016 98 82 12 4
1887 I think we should relax and unwind. 1.2041 0.04802 98 81 14 3
1888 Ready or not, here I come! 1.2041 0.05222 98 83 10 5
1889 I think you're still in love with that Ficus Tree. 1.2041 0.05016 98 82 12 4
1890 That gives the word 'necking' a whole new twist! 1.2041 0.04577 98 80 16 2
1891 Giraffical interface. 1.2041 0.05016 98 82 12 4
1892 Happy Challah-Day 1.2041 0.04342 98 79 18 1
1893 Ok - keep scanning the horizon for predators, but now do it counter clockwise. 1.2041 0.04802 98 81 14 3
1894 We just connected the dots. 1.2041 0.05222 98 83 10 5
1895 I said go right! 1.2041 0.04342 98 79 18 1
1896 I’m not sure now if I’m republican or Democrat. 1.2041 0.04577 98 80 16 2
1897 Necking as Extreme Sport 1.2041 0.04802 98 81 14 3
1898 Don’t you think that co-dependency workshop was worth every dime, honey? 1.2041 0.04342 98 79 18 1
1899 Who's taller? It appears the contenders are neck and neck. 1.2041 0.04342 98 79 18 1
1900 We have to practice to look good at the wedding. 1.2041 0.04802 98 81 14 3
1901 It's interesting, but I just don't think we will be embraced by the medical community. 1.2041 0.05016 98 82 12 4
1902 I'm not quite sure which head is mine. 1.2041 0.05016 98 82 12 4
1903 I hate to say it, but this just doesn't feel like micro-evolution. 1.2041 0.04802 98 81 14 3
1904 There’s a spot on your butt. 1.2041 0.05016 98 82 12 4
1905 STRAIGHTEN OUT 1.2041 0.04342 98 79 18 1
1906 I thought YOU brought the champagne. 1.2041 0.04802 98 81 14 3
1907 My chiropractor bill is gonna be through the roof. 1.2041 0.04802 98 81 14 3
1908 Now gargle. 1.2041 0.05016 98 82 12 4
1909 I told you confronting those hyena bullies was a bad idea, David. I'm done sticking my neck out for you. 1.2041 0.05222 98 83 10 5
1910 Remember that conversation we had about being too clingly? 1.2041 0.04577 98 80 16 2
1911 It's going to be a long day. 1.2041 0.04342 98 79 18 1
1912 Don't panic 1.2041 0.04577 98 80 16 2
1913 I,m pretty sure my mother won't allow us to live together." 1.2041 0.04802 98 81 14 3
1914 Left ear on yellow. 1.2041 0.04802 98 81 14 3
1915 Uh. About last night... 1.2041 0.04577 98 80 16 2
1916 Now I'm sure we have the same DNA. 1.2041 0.04802 98 81 14 3
1917 OK. Next time we'll just shake hooves. 1.2041 0.04577 98 80 16 2
1918 The competition is really tight. Both contestants currently are neck-in-neck! 1.2041 0.04577 98 80 16 2
1919 Scarf season. 1.2041 0.04577 98 80 16 2
1920 Why didn’t ask for directions? Where are we? 1.2041 0.05419 98 84 8 6
1921 Shirley you are going to have to do something about those abandonment issues. 1.2041 0.05016 98 82 12 4
1922 Whenever I'm with you, I feel this knot in my throat. 1.2041 0.04342 98 79 18 1
1923 I hate it when predators run around us, 1.2041 0.04577 98 80 16 2
1924 Now, the lions won’t know who to eat! 1.2041 0.04342 98 79 18 1
1925 Let’s try to wrap our heads around this. 1.2041 0.04802 98 81 14 3
1926 I 'm not the least bit aroused. We must be doing it wrong. 1.2041 0.04802 98 81 14 3
1927 Necking takes on a whole new dimension. 1.2041 0.04802 98 81 14 3
1928 I said scratch to the left and down. No. You’re other left, dummy! 1.2041 0.04577 98 80 16 2
1929 Giraffes necking 1.2041 0.05016 98 82 12 4
1930 My Mother told me necking could get me in trouble! 1.2041 0.05222 98 83 10 5
1931 Don’t complain! This yoga thing was your idea!... 1.2041 0.05016 98 82 12 4
1932 Okay, on the count of three... 1.2041 0.04577 98 80 16 2
1933 You go first." No, no, you go first. 1.2041 0.04342 98 79 18 1
1934 The sex IS good, Brandon. When I say I’m tired of all the kink, I’m talking about my chiropractor bill. 1.2041 0.04802 98 81 14 3
1935 The more I think about giraffe combat the less like it. 1.2041 0.04802 98 81 14 3
1936 I'm afraid the neighbors think we're twisted. 1.2041 0.04577 98 80 16 2
1937 Schrödinger’s giraffes 1.2041 0.04802 98 81 14 3
1938 What are we going to tell our parents? 1.2041 0.05222 98 83 10 5
1939 I forgot the champagne 1.2041 0.04802 98 81 14 3
1940 Oh what tangled lives we lead! 1.2041 0.04342 98 79 18 1
1941 Stop being a pain in the neck! 1.2041 0.04577 98 80 16 2
1942 Hermes,caduhelpus? 1.2041 0.05222 98 83 10 5
1943 Now you know why l was suspicious of couple therapy.. 1.2041 0.04342 98 79 18 1
1944 Of course, I love you, but isn't one hug enough? 1.2041 0.04577 98 80 16 2
1945 We have to quit meeting this way. 1.2041 0.04802 98 81 14 3
1946 My psychiatrist says I may suffer from slight separation anxiety. 1.2041 0.04092 98 78 20 0
1947 This is the last time we play with magnets! 1.2041 0.04577 98 80 16 2
1948 Wow, what a dust devil! 1.2041 0.05222 98 83 10 5
1949 Next time, let's play Twister instead. 1.2041 0.04577 98 80 16 2
1950 This gives new meaning to "Twisted Sister." 1.2041 0.05016 98 82 12 4
1951 ah,marriage...a simple twist of fate. 1.2041 0.04577 98 80 16 2
1952 You sure got a twisted view of the world 1.2041 0.04802 98 81 14 3
1953 Of course I like foreplay, but this is giving me a headache. 1.2041 0.05222 98 83 10 5
1954 This was easier for the snakes. 1.2041 0.04577 98 80 16 2
1955 This is not what I meant when I said ‘Tie me up’. 1.2041 0.04577 98 80 16 2
1956 Do you have the detangler? 1.2041 0.05222 98 83 10 5
1957 Okay, who picked ‘caduceus’ for charades? 1.2041 0.04802 98 81 14 3
1958 Gerry and Raffie demonstrate the giraffe Heimlich maneuver. 1.2041 0.05016 98 82 12 4
1959 And I call this move The Gir-wrap. 1.2041 0.04802 98 81 14 3
1960 Well, how are we supposed to fight now? 1.2041 0.04802 98 81 14 3
1961 Okay I'll neck but that's as far as we go! 1.2041 0.04577 98 80 16 2
1962 I thought Kama Sutra was supposed to be sexy. 1.2041 0.04342 98 79 18 1
1963 Lamarck would say we brought this upon ourselves. 1.2041 0.04802 98 81 14 3
1964 Next time, I'm seeing a chiropractor. 1.2041 0.04802 98 81 14 3
1965 You'll be hearing from my insurance company." 1.2041 0.04577 98 80 16 2
1966 This is what happens when you insert a joke into a DNA sequence! 1.2041 0.05016 98 82 12 4
1967 Is this how this goes? Sorry...it's my first time." 1.2020 0.04969 99 83 12 4
1968 Still looking for the right spot, Harold? 1.2020 0.04758 99 82 14 3
1969 This doesn't feel like camouflage. 1.2020 0.04302 99 80 18 1
1970 I swear, it was Brad Pitt. Did you see which way he went?" "No, I didn't. Did you? 1.2020 0.04758 99 82 14 3
1971 We were bound to find each other? 1.2020 0.04536 99 81 16 2
1972 What would Darwin make of this? 1.2020 0.04758 99 82 14 3
1973 Remember: It’s lefty-loosey, righty-righty. 1.2020 0.05173 99 84 10 5
1974 Wow! That was quite a hiccup! Try sneezing to see if we can unwind. 1.2020 0.04536 99 81 16 2
1975 Look on the bright side, now we can go as a Chinese finger trap for Halloween 1.2020 0.04969 99 83 12 4
1976 When I say we should tie the knot,I didn't mean it literally... 1.2020 0.04969 99 83 12 4
1977 You could say we're co-dependent 1.2020 0.04969 99 83 12 4
1978 They were right about “speed necking” being dangerous. 1.2020 0.04969 99 83 12 4
1979 This time you go left. No, the OTHER left! 1.2020 0.04302 99 80 18 1
1980 I hate these tributes to Crick and Watson. 1.2020 0.04758 99 82 14 3
1981 Do you see the lion? No, do you? 1.2020 0.04758 99 82 14 3
1982 I'm pretty sure this isn't a Windsor Knot. 1.2020 0.04302 99 80 18 1
1983 Maybe he meant something else when he suggested we get twisted tonight. 1.2020 0.04536 99 81 16 2
1984 Did you see that drone! 1.2020 0.04536 99 81 16 2
1985 I've heard of romantic entanglement; I've heard of quantum entanglement - but this relationship really puts a new twist on things. 1.2020 0.04758 99 82 14 3
1986 The downside, Francis, is that I've got a crick in my neck. The upside is that I think I've discovered DNA. 1.2020 0.04536 99 81 16 2
1987 Undoing a twisted relationship is a lengthy journey." 1.2020 0.04758 99 82 14 3
1988 Don’t you think it’s about time we tied the knot? 1.2020 0.04758 99 82 14 3
1989 That's how you do the Twist! 1.2000 0.04872 95 79 13 3
1990 My sore throat just got a whole lot worse 1.2000 0.05097 95 80 11 4
1991 Don't neck too hard, I had to wear a turtleneck last month for a week! 1.2000 0.04872 95 79 13 3
1992 Sadly, Beloved, I can't see you anymore! 1.2000 0.04872 95 79 13 3
1993 Maybe we should skip the necking and go straight to the spooning. 1.2000 0.04872 95 79 13 3
1994 You first. NobNo. You first 1.2000 0.05312 95 81 9 5
1995 Finally, we're neck-and-neck! 1.2000 0.04637 95 78 15 2
1996 Is this what they call "necking?" 1.2000 0.04872 95 79 13 3
1997 "Not yet, but maybe if you clean my ear with your tongue." 1.2000 0.04714 100 83 14 3
1998 Why did we do this?! I'm yelling at you and I can't even see you! 1.2000 0.05097 95 80 11 4
1999 This is really tight. Shouldn’t we have a safe word? 1.2000 0.05097 95 80 11 4
2000 I meant STAGE right! 1.2000 0.05097 95 80 11 4
2001 Sorry, but I don't think I like necking with you after all. 1.2000 0.04637 95 78 15 2
2002 Lefty loosey. 1.2000 0.04872 95 79 13 3
2003 You apologies are no longer credible, you pervert. 1.2000 0.05097 95 80 11 4
2004 Necking is more involved than I thought. 1.2000 0.04872 95 79 13 3
2005 Thank you, dear. I've always wanted a necktie. 1.2000 0.04637 95 78 15 2
2006 The giraffe on the right always has the right of way 1.2000 0.04872 95 79 13 3
2007 Mom was right. We're too young to neck. 1.2000 0.05312 95 81 9 5
2008 We should call this making out. 1.2000 0.05097 95 80 11 4
2009 It was your idea to neck. 1.2000 0.04389 95 77 17 1
2010 Mom warned me about necking with other giraffes. 1.2000 0.04637 95 78 15 2
2011 When I said “let’s neck”, I had something else in mind 1.2000 0.04389 95 77 17 1
2012 So are you finally satisfied? We’re lost! 1.2000 0.05097 95 80 11 4
2013 I said "internet" not "interneck." 1.2000 0.04872 95 79 13 3
2014 Now I understand what Washington meant when he discouraged “entangling alliances.” 1.2000 0.04126 95 76 19 0
2015 Let's never do a threesome with a snake again 1.2000 0.05097 95 80 11 4
2016 The definition of necking. 1.2000 0.04872 95 79 13 3
2017 I just don’t get the “good Ole Days”, why did our grandparents think this necking this was so awesome ? 1.2000 0.04872 95 79 13 3
2018 Doris, I want to find myself. 1.2000 0.04389 95 77 17 1
2019 OK, no more kinky Kama Sutra books for you. 1.2000 0.04872 95 79 13 3
2020 I love you so much you make my head spin! 1.2000 0.04872 95 79 13 3
2021 I said look to your LEFT. 1.2000 0.05097 95 80 11 4
2022 No — to YOUR left. 1.2000 0.04924 100 84 12 4
2023 You got this! 1.2000 0.04637 95 78 15 2
2024 I don't think neck wrestling is going to catch on. 1.2000 0.05097 95 80 11 4
2025 Ok Bibi it is a tie again! One more round ? 1.2000 0.04637 95 78 15 2
2026 We might need to be in a more open relationship. 1.2000 0.04637 95 78 15 2
2027 Frankly, I don't see the point. 1.2000 0.05097 95 80 11 4
2028 How am I going to explain this to my wife? 1.2000 0.04872 95 79 13 3
2029 No, left,left,left, right?, no left. 1.2000 0.04637 95 78 15 2
2030 So much for my "Irish Goodbye". 1.2000 0.04872 95 79 13 3
2031 Till death do us part. Seriously. 1.2000 0.04637 95 78 15 2
2032 We need to work on our make out routine. 1.2000 0.04637 95 78 15 2
2033 Now this might be a good time to stick your neck out. 1.2000 0.04637 95 78 15 2
2034 You can lead next time. 1.2000 0.04872 95 79 13 3
2035 Honey, your Spiralizing has gone too far! 1.2000 0.04872 95 79 13 3
2036 They're necks of kin 1.2000 0.05097 95 80 11 4
2037 I sware, it flew in my ear, do you see it? 1.2000 0.04872 95 79 13 3
2038 I told you our relationship was getting twisted! 1.2000 0.04872 95 79 13 3
2039 Time to unwind after a long day! 1.2000 0.04637 95 78 15 2
2040 Is your neck warm enough now? 1.2000 0.04389 95 77 17 1
2041 I told you going to Yoga was a bad idea! 1.2000 0.04872 95 79 13 3
2042 Necking in your parents' backyard sounded more rebellious than this. 1.2000 0.04872 95 79 13 3
2043 I dunno. What do snakes do next? 1.2000 0.04637 95 78 15 2
2044 Do you think we're too old for Connect the Dots? 1.2000 0.04637 95 78 15 2
2045 There has to be a better way 1.2000 0.04126 95 76 19 0
2046 If you had wrapped counterclockwise, we could have kissed. 1.2000 0.04872 95 79 13 3
2047 Let's twist again like you did last summer. 1.2000 0.04872 95 79 13 3
2048 I just don’t see the appeal of “necking.” 1.2000 0.04872 95 79 13 3
2049 Mom's gonna kill me. 1.2000 0.04872 95 79 13 3
2050 My therapist said this would help us with our intimacy issues. 1.2000 0.04637 95 78 15 2
2051 I could go for a pretzel right now 1.2000 0.04495 100 82 16 2
2052 So typical. You’re always tying us into knots. 1.2000 0.04637 95 78 15 2
2053 Any idea why they decided to call you Watson and me Crick? 1.2000 0.05312 95 81 9 5
2054 I love you, too, but I don't think this is what they mean by necking. 1.2000 0.04637 95 78 15 2
2055 I guess you can't lend a hand either" 1.2000 0.05097 95 80 11 4
2056 Who knew that do-si-do could be so complicated? 1.2000 0.04872 95 79 13 3
2057 It’s times like this when I can see why we’re going extinct! 1.2000 0.05097 95 80 11 4
2058 Is this your idea of 'spooning'? 1.2000 0.04637 95 78 15 2
2059 It's called the 'Boa,' but I forget what our legs are supposed to be doing! 1.1979 0.04593 96 79 15 2
2060 This 'necking' isn't all it's cracked up to be... 1.1979 0.04593 96 79 15 2
2061 I thought this game came with a mat? 1.1979 0.04826 96 80 13 3
2062 Let's see if the Face Id can match our spots now! 1.1979 0.04593 96 79 15 2
2063 You're just as twisted as I am - this is gonna be GREAT! 1.1979 0.05048 96 81 11 4
2064 I'm not going first! You go first! 1.1979 0.04826 96 80 13 3
2065 Maybe we just weren't made for heavy petting. 1.1979 0.04593 96 79 15 2
2066 Of course I love you but I feel this is punching a hole in Darwin's theory! 1.1979 0.04348 96 78 17 1
2067 You’re the one who wouldn’t keep the chiropractor appointment. 1.1979 0.04348 96 78 17 1
2068 When you suggested we neck, you didn’t say it involved a long term commitment! 1.1979 0.04593 96 79 15 2
2069 You've got to admit, we've taken necking to a new high 1.1979 0.04348 96 78 17 1
2070 My therapist says I'm too wrapped up in myself. 1.1979 0.05048 96 81 11 4
2071 Does our health insurance cover chiropractic?!! 1.1979 0.05048 96 81 11 4
2072 This time you walk to the left and I'll walk to the right 1.1979 0.04826 96 80 13 3
2073 I don't think this is what "Tie the knot": means. 1.1979 0.04593 96 79 15 2
2074 Now that should help you understand the basics of DNA. And remember, the DNA double helix always twists to the right. 1.1979 0.04593 96 79 15 2
2075 Thank God your brother is a chiropractor 1.1979 0.04593 96 79 15 2
2076 Not sure this is the way to combine our DNA. 1.1979 0.04826 96 80 13 3
2077 I know you love me, but this is a bit much. 1.1979 0.04348 96 78 17 1
2078 Don't you think a store-bought neck warmer would be more practical? 1.1979 0.04826 96 80 13 3
2079 Never...use...GPS...again. 1.1979 0.05048 96 81 11 4
2080 My father warned me not to get entangled with you. 1.1979 0.04826 96 80 13 3
2081 Last time I read the Kama Sutra for Giraffes.” 1.1979 0.05048 96 81 11 4
2082 Intertwined love. 1.1979 0.05048 96 81 11 4
2083 My mother told me necking might get me in trouble. 1.1979 0.04826 96 80 13 3
2084 My Chiropractor showed me this move. It's called the corkscrew maneuver" 1.1979 0.04826 96 80 13 3
2085 So much for looking the other way! 1.1979 0.04826 96 80 13 3
2086 Whose legs can't you feel? 1.1979 0.04593 96 79 15 2
2087 That's the last time I tango. 1.1979 0.04826 96 80 13 3
2088 I forgot whose turn it is. 1.1979 0.04826 96 80 13 3
2089 I think there's an easier way to teach DNA to the kids. 1.1979 0.04593 96 79 15 2
2090 Does my butt look fat? 1.1979 0.05048 96 81 11 4
2091 Sorry, I just do not see how necking leads to baby giraffes. 1.1979 0.04593 96 79 15 2
2092 Nope I still have the , hic, hic, cups 1.1979 0.05261 96 82 9 5
2093 This is not what I meant by "necking", Burt. 1.1979 0.05261 96 82 9 5
2094 You said this would get rid of my hiccups 1.1979 0.04826 96 80 13 3
2095 But I’m not so sure I’m ready to go steady. 1.1979 0.04593 96 79 15 2
2096 And we thought that hyena chasing its tail looked silly. That's karma for you. 1.1979 0.04593 96 79 15 2
2097 Darling, our relationship is so twisted. 1.1979 0.04826 96 80 13 3
2098 Humans have no idea what necking is all about. 1.1979 0.04593 96 79 15 2
2099 Just stay still. Lions don't hunt swans. 1.1979 0.04826 96 80 13 3
2100 Maybe we do have a problem with boundaries 1.1979 0.05048 96 81 11 4
2101 I thought you had the champagne flutes! 1.1979 0.04826 96 80 13 3
2102 Dammit - I've forgotten which body is mine again ! 1.1979 0.04348 96 78 17 1
2103 On second thought, maybe Twister isn't a great party game. 1.1979 0.04826 96 80 13 3
2104 OK. Let's try a different position. 1.1979 0.04826 96 80 13 3
2105 When I go low you go high. 1.1979 0.05048 96 81 11 4
2106 Gerry, we’re not in the Ark anymore 1.1979 0.05048 96 81 11 4
2107 If this is love, I'm ready to unwind. 1.1979 0.04593 96 79 15 2
2108 Maybe you're supposed to move your feet when you dance. 1.1979 0.04593 96 79 15 2
2109 When did you get AirPods? 1.1979 0.04348 96 78 17 1
2110 Love giraffe style... 1.1979 0.04593 96 79 15 2
2111 Is this or is this knot the necks big thing ? 1.1979 0.05261 96 82 9 5
2112 Great Moments in Science: Watson and Crick visit the wildlife park. 1.1979 0.04593 96 79 15 2
2113 I guess people will have to start saying were attached at the neck instead of the hip now. 1.1979 0.04826 96 80 13 3
2114 Where? There. Here? No, there! Where? 1.1979 0.05048 96 81 11 4
2115 I've never felt such a connection after necking before! 1.1979 0.04593 96 79 15 2
2116 Dancing cheek to cheek is easier said than done. 1.1979 0.04826 96 80 13 3
2117 So, this is necking? Might as well feed me to the lions. 1.1979 0.04348 96 78 17 1
2118 I think I'd like to see someone else. 1.1979 0.04593 96 79 15 2
2119 I told you that Kama Sutra position was not as easy to pull off as it seemed. 1.1979 0.04348 96 78 17 1
2120 So that's what they mean by necking! 1.1979 0.04826 96 80 13 3
2121 I think we should’ve had a drink first. 1.1979 0.04593 96 79 15 2
2122 Not sure the couples-therapy sessions are really that helpful 1.1979 0.04348 96 78 17 1
2123 Hope you don't mind, I forgot my scarf. 1.1979 0.04593 96 79 15 2
2124 There must be an easier way to neck 1.1979 0.05048 96 81 11 4
2125 A giraffe's game of twister. 1.1979 0.04826 96 80 13 3
2126 I think it’s time we make that appointment, Frank. 1.1979 0.04826 96 80 13 3
2127 No, not that clockwise. Try the other clockwise. 1.1979 0.04826 96 80 13 3
2128 I said I wanted French braids. 1.1979 0.04826 96 80 13 3
2129 Oh baby. I call this the Twizzler position. 1.1979 0.04088 96 77 19 0
2130 Which one is me? 1.1979 0.04348 96 78 17 1
2131 Honey, this is how we tie the wedding knot. 1.1979 0.04593 96 79 15 2
2132 Maybe yoga for couples isn’t for us. 1.1979 0.04593 96 79 15 2
2133 It's always neck-and-neck with you. 1.1979 0.04593 96 79 15 2
2134 At least we have each other. 1.1979 0.04593 96 79 15 2
2135 'Let's do the twist.' It was an oldie, now it's a tall tale! 1.1979 0.04826 96 80 13 3
2136 Didn't your dad say he'd kill me if he caught us necking? 1.1979 0.04593 96 79 15 2
2137 I've really missed you too. 1.1959 0.04780 97 81 13 3
2138 But I love you the most... 1.1959 0.05000 97 82 11 4
2139 Ok, I'll go counterclockwise. 1.1959 0.04051 97 78 19 0
2140 I guess we’re in a pre-NECK-ament! 1.1959 0.04550 97 80 15 2
2141 I best think we end this entanglement. 1.1959 0.04308 97 79 17 1
2142 That's another fine mess you've got us into, Stanley! 1.1959 0.04308 97 79 17 1
2143 Codependency is getting us nowhere. 1.1959 0.04780 97 81 13 3
2144 I don't know about you, but I'm choked up. 1.1959 0.04550 97 80 15 2
2145 In our search for love, it's a wrap! 1.1959 0.05210 97 83 9 5
2146 NO..Go left. LEFT.. The OTHER Left 1.1959 0.05000 97 82 11 4
2147 I’m not sure how this happened, but I’ve got an idea: righty tighty, lefty loosey. 1.1935 0.04652 93 77 14 2
2148 I think we're doing this wrong. 1.1935 0.04652 93 77 14 2
2149 I just don't feel right getting married until Zebras can get married. 1.1935 0.04652 93 77 14 2
2150 Darn flies! 1.1935 0.05130 93 79 10 4
2151 I want a separation. 1.1935 0.04897 93 78 12 3
2152 Play it cool. The hyenas are coming. 1.1935 0.04652 93 77 14 2
2153 Okay. Now we jump up and we FLY! 1.1935 0.04652 93 77 14 2
2154 Ahem, this necking thing isn't my cup of tea, dear. 1.1935 0.05130 93 79 10 4
2155 OK, now where are those champaigne flutes? 1.1935 0.05130 93 79 10 4
2156 Damn the French! 1.1935 0.04652 93 77 14 2
2157 I thought YOU were an expert in necking? 1.1935 0.04652 93 77 14 2
2158 Shouldn't we be doing this in the back seat of your father's Chevy? 1.1935 0.04652 93 77 14 2
2159 Wait for it!..... 1.1935 0.04897 93 78 12 3
2160 I'm actually glad we've stopped at necking. 1.1935 0.04652 93 77 14 2
2161 This is the last time we try something you saw on EweTube! 1.1935 0.05130 93 79 10 4
2162 DNA is a simple costume idea, but quite painful. 1.1935 0.04652 93 77 14 2
2163 This is how the French do it. 1.1935 0.04652 93 77 14 2
2164 I'd like to move beyond necking. 1.1935 0.04652 93 77 14 2
2165 I’ve always wanted to neck with you, Ms. Modigliani! 1.1935 0.04897 93 78 12 3
2166 Perhaps necking isn’t for us. 1.1935 0.05130 93 79 10 4
2167 My parents did tell me that any necking would result in serious consequences. 1.1935 0.04652 93 77 14 2
2168 This is why I only go necking at night... 1.1935 0.05130 93 79 10 4
2169 Time travel? Twister. 1.1935 0.05353 93 80 8 5
2170 Hey weird time to ask, but any idea why our feet are vaginas? 1.1935 0.05353 93 80 8 5
2171 I thought this is what they meant when they said bonded for life 1.1935 0.05130 93 79 10 4
2172 I don't know where you end and I begin. 1.1935 0.04652 93 77 14 2
2173 It's called "personal space", Harry. 1.1935 0.04394 93 76 16 1
2174 We really need to take time to unwind. 1.1935 0.04394 93 76 16 1
2175 I don’t care *what* Dr. Ruth says—this hurts! 1.1935 0.04652 93 77 14 2
2176 See? I told you we could do it! 1.1935 0.04394 93 76 16 1
2177 I told you necking was fine, but that’s as far as you’re getting. 1.1935 0.05353 93 80 8 5
2178 I told you: two giraffes named Helix, in med school would be a problem! 1.1935 0.05130 93 79 10 4
2179 Forget foreplay if this your idea of necking. 1.1935 0.05353 93 80 8 5
2180 Gaar! Raff , you're always avoiding a kiss on the cheek! 1.1935 0.04394 93 76 16 1
2181 You’ve noticed I also have trouble with phone cords. 1.1935 0.04897 93 78 12 3
2182 See? This is why I don't like PDA 1.1935 0.04897 93 78 12 3
2183 I told you dance classes were a wast of money. 1.1935 0.05130 93 79 10 4
2184 So much for entangling alliances! 1.1935 0.04652 93 77 14 2
2185 Lefty loosie, Casanova! 1.1935 0.04897 93 78 12 3
2186 You're over-thinking things...I swear, it's lefty-loosey for the both of us! 1.1935 0.05130 93 79 10 4
2187 Perhaps we shouldn't neck. 1.1935 0.04394 93 76 16 1
2188 If we uncoil very quickly, we should fly like a helicopter. 1.1935 0.05130 93 79 10 4
2189 On three, ready? Jump high! 1, 2,... 1.1935 0.04652 93 77 14 2
2190 In a twist" 1.1935 0.05353 93 80 8 5
2191 Think Noah's pranking us? 1.1935 0.05130 93 79 10 4
2192 C'mon, your first day of school is exciting. 1.1935 0.04652 93 77 14 2
2193 This isn’t what I intended when I asked for a necklace.” 1.1935 0.04652 93 77 14 2
2194 And that's how I met your mother. 1.1935 0.04394 93 76 16 1
2195 Lefty-loosey! I know!! But which way is left??! 1.1935 0.05353 93 80 8 5
2196 My mother warned me about “necking” before I was ready. 1.1935 0.05130 93 79 10 4
2197 I think we've become a bit too involved with each other. 1.1935 0.04652 93 77 14 2
2198 We'll be fine. Nobody ever comes out here. 1.1935 0.05130 93 79 10 4
2199 I knew I shouldn't have gotten tangled up with you! 1.1935 0.04652 93 77 14 2
2200 Necking never puts me in the mood. 1.1935 0.05353 93 80 8 5
2201 And when we finish, say “namaste” 1.1935 0.04394 93 76 16 1
2202 Ring around the Rosie gone awry 1.1935 0.05130 93 79 10 4
2203 Have you noticed we have a tendency to get wrapped around the axle? 1.1935 0.04897 93 78 12 3
2204 Is that your head or mine? 1.1935 0.04652 93 77 14 2
2205 Which one am I? 1.1935 0.04897 93 78 12 3
2206 I just don't think we are meant to be together. 1.1935 0.04394 93 76 16 1
2207 Well, that took a while. 1.1935 0.04394 93 76 16 1
2208 YOU wanted togetherness... 1.1935 0.04652 93 77 14 2
2209 Loosen up. 1.1935 0.04394 93 76 16 1
2210 Okay - you bat first. 1.1935 0.05353 93 80 8 5
2211 I told you that entanglement is only for subatomic particles. 1.1935 0.05130 93 79 10 4
2212 I never realized until now that you were half python. 1.1935 0.05353 93 80 8 5
2213 My mother warned me about the dangers of necking. 1.1935 0.04652 93 77 14 2
2214 I overheard a tourist say neck ties are fancy but I don't see it." 1.1935 0.04652 93 77 14 2
2215 On the Enhanced Fujita scale for wildlife, this twister is an EF-3. 1.1935 0.05130 93 79 10 4
2216 I think we took a wrong turn. 1.1935 0.04897 93 78 12 3
2217 Maybe we should take a moment to unwind a little 1.1935 0.04119 93 75 18 0
2218 Who is Chubby Checkers anyway? 1.1935 0.04897 93 78 12 3
2219 Is it working? 1.1935 0.04652 93 77 14 2
2220 Bert, I wish you’d stay on your side of the bed’ 1.1935 0.04897 93 78 12 3
2221 Now counterclockwise. Five, six, seven, eight.... 1.1935 0.05130 93 79 10 4
2222 Later, perhaps? We’re a bit tied up right now. 1.1935 0.04394 93 76 16 1
2223 Let's twist again, twistin' time is here. 1.1935 0.04652 93 77 14 2
2224 I said right HOOF orange! 1.1935 0.04652 93 77 14 2
2225 Would you give us a minute 1.1935 0.05353 93 80 8 5
2226 This happens after every time we have curly spaghetti fro dinner. 1.1935 0.05130 93 79 10 4
2227 Could you help me with my neck-tie? 1.1935 0.04897 93 78 12 3
2228 This is the first time I’ve kissed on the first-date! 1.1935 0.05130 93 79 10 4
2229 I think we just need to buy a new Twister. 1.1935 0.04394 93 76 16 1
2230 I sure do miss Obama! 1.1935 0.04897 93 78 12 3
2231 Any closer you'd be me 1.1935 0.05130 93 79 10 4
2232 Now we can go on tour as the Twisted Sisters. 1.1935 0.04652 93 77 14 2
2233 Ne me quitte pas! Don't leave me! 1.1935 0.04897 93 78 12 3
2234 Again, it's lefty loosey, righty tighty. 1.1935 0.05130 93 79 10 4
2235 Just kiss me. 1.1935 0.04652 93 77 14 2
2236 Boundaries! 1.1935 0.04897 93 78 12 3
2237 .. until twist do us part. 1.1935 0.04652 93 77 14 2
2238 "Hey, no peeping 1.1935 0.04897 93 78 12 3
2239 You kept weaving when I kept saying bob! 1.1935 0.05130 93 79 10 4
2240 "We're necking!" "And I didn't even have to use Urban Dictionary to figure it out!" 1.1935 0.04652 93 77 14 2
2241 When you said you'd like to get closer, this isn't what I thought you meant. 1.1935 0.04652 93 77 14 2
2242 Conscious uncoupling, you say? 1.1935 0.05130 93 79 10 4
2243 Does this mean we're going steady? 1.1935 0.04394 93 76 16 1
2244 Is this a hug? 1.1935 0.04897 93 78 12 3
2245 I swear I was only looking for directions! 1.1935 0.05130 93 79 10 4
2246 Hey, they’re neck in neck. 1.1935 0.04897 93 78 12 3
2247 You go, no you go, no you. 1.1935 0.05130 93 79 10 4
2248 Dude, our secret greeting is getting way out of hand! 1.1935 0.04119 93 75 18 0
2249 Now this is a fine mess you’ve got me into! 1.1935 0.04652 93 77 14 2
2250 Clear my way. 1.1935 0.04897 93 78 12 3
2251 Great! Now I can’t reach the champagne. 1.1935 0.04652 93 77 14 2
2252 This isn’t like what I saw on Pornhub 1.1935 0.04652 93 77 14 2
2253 I think we've gotten too attached. 1.1935 0.04119 93 75 18 0
2254 It seemed like a good idea in "Lady and the Tramp." 1.1935 0.05130 93 79 10 4
2255 Just pretend we’re hugging - I see Mom coming. 1.1935 0.04394 93 76 16 1
2256 Now you've got both our neckers in a twist! 1.1935 0.04652 93 77 14 2
2257 I told you we shouldn't get entangled! 1.1935 0.05130 93 79 10 4
2258 That was one helluva Make Out session (optional tag: - -Can you see any hickeys?) 1.1935 0.05130 93 79 10 4
2259 French kissing? When was the last time you saw a giraffe native to France? 1.1935 0.04652 93 77 14 2
2260 I guess that we will be seeing a lot more of each other. 1.1935 0.04897 93 78 12 3
2261 Our relationship has been great at every turn. 1.1935 0.04897 93 78 12 3
2262 Are we too codependent? 1.1935 0.05130 93 79 10 4
2263 I hate when you check out the other "cows"when you embrace me 1.1915 0.05079 94 80 10 4
2264 You sure this is how it's done? 1.1915 0.04607 94 78 14 2
2265 This is what happens when you neck on the first date! 1.1915 0.04849 94 79 12 3
2266 I won't tell anyone if you don't 1.1915 0.05079 94 80 10 4
2267 I told him, “George, it’s not going to work! Our necks aren’t long enough!” “Stretch,” he said! 1.1915 0.04351 94 77 16 1
2268 Necking gone wrong. 1.1915 0.05300 94 81 8 5
2269 I told you... "Zig don't Zag!" 1.1915 0.05079 94 80 10 4
2270 When the game of twister backfires 1.1915 0.04849 94 79 12 3
2271 Wait, wait! It's LEFTY loosey! LEFTY loosey! 1.1915 0.04351 94 77 16 1
2272 Jeff I told you Boy Scouts wasn't a good idea 1.1915 0.04607 94 78 14 2
2273 What happens after the necking, that’s what I want to know. 1.1915 0.04080 94 76 18 0
2274 Hey Gerald, I don't think this is what they meant by neck tie... 1.1915 0.04351 94 77 16 1
2275 Look, I've had a hard day on the savannah also. Why don't we have ourselves a shot and just unwind? 1.1915 0.04607 94 78 14 2
2276 Why doesn’t this happen to other animals? 1.1915 0.04607 94 78 14 2
2277 We need dancing lessons. 1.1915 0.04351 94 77 16 1
2278 It’s worth it for the tax benefits, trust me. 1.1915 0.04849 94 79 12 3
2279 I think that's my parents car ....quick under the bed! 1.1915 0.04849 94 79 12 3
2280 I know we have a twisted relationship but we can work it out. 1.1895 0.05030 95 81 10 4
2281 I can't believe you stuck your neck out like that for me. 1.1895 0.04563 95 79 14 2
2282 Now comes the fun part. Jump! 1.1889 0.04713 90 75 13 2
2283 We need to reboot. 1.1889 0.04970 90 76 11 3
2284 The first and only time they ever played Twister. 1.1889 0.04970 90 76 11 3
2285 I’m pretty sure this isn’t what she meant by "conscious uncoupling." 1.1889 0.04440 90 74 15 1
2286 We’ve got to stop meeting like this. 1.1889 0.04440 90 74 15 1
2287 We've gotta stop necking. 1.1889 0.04970 90 76 11 3
2288 Neckties are so uncomfortable. 1.1889 0.05216 90 77 9 4
2289 When the teacher calls your name but there's another person with the name 1.1889 0.04713 90 75 13 2
2290 You can let go now. 1.1889 0.04970 90 76 11 3
2291 I think we did it wrong. 1.1889 0.04970 90 76 11 3
2292 Weave only just begun.......sing with us..... 1.1889 0.04970 90 76 11 3
2293 Next time Karen Snake gives you sex tips, say no thanks.... 1.1889 0.04970 90 76 11 3
2294 Are you sure this is how you neck? 1.1889 0.04713 90 75 13 2
2295 Heavy petting is out of the question. 1.1889 0.04713 90 75 13 2
2296 I told you. Just modeling our DNA wouldn't explain the neck thing. 1.1889 0.04440 90 74 15 1
2297 I’d heard necking could get one into trouble! 1.1889 0.04970 90 76 11 3
2298 I didn't plan to get this wrapped up. 1.1889 0.04713 90 75 13 2
2299 Not your left, MY LEFT! 1.1889 0.04713 90 75 13 2
2300 Our love is spiraling out of control! 1.1889 0.04970 90 76 11 3
2301 "I don't think this is what Chubby Checker meant! 1.1889 0.04440 90 74 15 1
2302 Do over! 1.1889 0.04713 90 75 13 2
2303 Maybe they are correct about too much inbreeding. 1.1889 0.04713 90 75 13 2
2304 Karma Sutra my ass! 1.1889 0.05216 90 77 9 4
2305 I'll never have any "me time" now. 1.1889 0.04970 90 76 11 3
2306 I was never any good at this foreplay thing. 1.1889 0.04713 90 75 13 2
2307 I need a break. We've become too enmeshed with each other. 1.1889 0.04970 90 76 11 3
2308 damn... I still have the hiccups. 1.1889 0.04713 90 75 13 2
2309 Tangled up in zoo. 1.1889 0.05216 90 77 9 4
2310 Do you think Mr. Hemotin will know we didn’t get around to making that DNA model until last night? 1.1889 0.04713 90 75 13 2
2311 OK, let’s fight with with horns and hooves instead of necks 1.1889 0.04149 90 73 17 0
2312 Really, it's just physical and it's twisted. 1.1889 0.04713 90 75 13 2
2313 Yes, dear, I heard about DNA, now what? 1.1889 0.04713 90 75 13 2
2314 I told you relationships were complicated. 1.1889 0.04440 90 74 15 1
2315 Maybe it’s time for us to wind down a little. 1.1889 0.04713 90 75 13 2
2316 I hate it whenever you get python-envy. 1.1889 0.04970 90 76 11 3
2317 Next we’ll try a tongue-twister 1.1889 0.04970 90 76 11 3
2318 I'm sure this necking thing doesn't lead to promiscuity. 1.1889 0.04440 90 74 15 1
2319 Oh it's three kisses where I come from. 1.1889 0.04713 90 75 13 2
2320 I said no necking on our first date! 1.1889 0.04970 90 76 11 3
2321 That still didn't work. Maybe turn to your RIGHT this time. 1.1889 0.04149 90 73 17 0
2322 No, silly, the other left! 1.1889 0.05450 90 78 7 5
2323 Marvin, what did you not understand about " the lions are on the left?" 1.1889 0.04440 90 74 15 1
2324 so you think this will convince the doubters that Lysenko was right, huh? 1.1889 0.04440 90 74 15 1
2325 I don't think our self-made pretzel costume is going to work out for the Halloween party. 1.1889 0.05216 90 77 9 4
2326 Baby, I love you ‘’cause you’re so twisted. 1.1889 0.05216 90 77 9 4
2327 Maybe necking isn't for us. 1.1889 0.05450 90 78 7 5
2328 Can we skip the foreplay for once? 1.1889 0.04713 90 75 13 2
2329 I need a little time for myself. 1.1889 0.05216 90 77 9 4
2330 Could you not shoot us now please? We're a little tied up." 1.1889 0.04440 90 74 15 1
2331 It's obvious we share the same DNA. 1.1889 0.04713 90 75 13 2
2332 I said KISS ME, you fool! 1.1889 0.04970 90 76 11 3
2333 I'm not sure divorce is an option. 1.1889 0.04970 90 76 11 3
2334 A quick kiss on the neck would have fine...but nooo! 1.1889 0.04713 90 75 13 2
2335 I didn't think this is what you meant when you said you wanted to get closer. 1.1889 0.04970 90 76 11 3
2336 I think I'm gonna' sneeze.... 1.1889 0.04713 90 75 13 2
2337 I don't care how erotic it seemed on video, clearly they were faking it, Dave! 1.1889 0.04440 90 74 15 1
2338 I told you I'm not a hugger. 1.1889 0.04713 90 75 13 2
2339 You know, I always knew we'd be neck and neck in this dancing competition. 1.1889 0.04970 90 76 11 3
2340 Are you sure this is how 'Spin the Bottle' is supposed to be played? 1.1889 0.04440 90 74 15 1
2341 Why don't we use the satnav like everyone else 1.1889 0.04970 90 76 11 3
2342 You just had to play a Chubby Checker dance... 1.1889 0.04440 90 74 15 1
2343 I’m still mad at you. 1.1889 0.04713 90 75 13 2
2344 Well, if that's what they meant, then they would've called it 'lipping.' 1.1889 0.05216 90 77 9 4
2345 I'm never getting on another ark! 1.1889 0.04713 90 75 13 2
2346 That's great! Now let's try RNA. 1.1889 0.05216 90 77 9 4
2347 When you said your name was 'Caduceus' I wasn't sure what you meant. 1.1889 0.05450 90 78 7 5
2348 Thanks for your help, but I'll just go see my chiropractor. 1.1889 0.04970 90 76 11 3
2349 I don't think I'm into French kissing 1.1889 0.05216 90 77 9 4
2350 Coming as DNA for halloween is not a good idea. 1.1889 0.05216 90 77 9 4
2351 NASCAR? Never again! 1.1889 0.04970 90 76 11 3
2352 I beg to differ. This is NOT a yoga position OR a Kama Sutra position. It's just a stupid position. 1.1889 0.04713 90 75 13 2
2353 This may be a controversial statement among humans, but yoga is idiotic. 1.1889 0.04970 90 76 11 3
2354 Ginger: I told you Fred, it goes cheek to cheek, not this way ! 1.1889 0.04713 90 75 13 2
2355 My therapist told me to be full-throated. 1.1889 0.04970 90 76 11 3
2356 Till death do us part. 1.1889 0.04713 90 75 13 2
2357 Humans don't know what real necking is." 1.1889 0.04970 90 76 11 3
2358 Necking isn’t for us. 1.1889 0.04440 90 74 15 1
2359 Is this your idea of an Instagrammable moment? 1.1889 0.04713 90 75 13 2
2360 We did just right, now we match? 1.1889 0.04970 90 76 11 3
2361 Maybe my parents won’t notice. 1.1889 0.04970 90 76 11 3
2362 This relationship is getting suffocating. 1.1889 0.04970 90 76 11 3
2363 Who knew that necking could be life threatening 1.1889 0.04970 90 76 11 3
2364 Which tail is mine ? 1.1889 0.04713 90 75 13 2
2365 My Left. Your Right. This is why we are almost extinct. 1.1889 0.05216 90 77 9 4
2366 Our DNA is our destiny. 1.1889 0.04440 90 74 15 1
2367 Are you sure this is what reticulated means? 1.1889 0.04149 90 73 17 0
2368 Narrator: "The Giraffe, or Giraffa Camelopardalis, evolved with longer necks to reach the leaves atop trees..." 1.1889 0.04440 90 74 15 1
2369 No Jeffery! Toy-r-Us wouldn't find Siamese twins appealing. 1.1889 0.04440 90 74 15 1
2370 Do you really love me or is this just more necking? 1.1889 0.04713 90 75 13 2
2371 This is the last time we are going to play twister! 1.1889 0.04713 90 75 13 2
2372 Now where’s that bunny you were talking about? 1.1889 0.04713 90 75 13 2
2373 The category is: It Takes Two to Tangle!” 1.1889 0.04713 90 75 13 2
2374 Uh-oh. I think we're spotted. 1.1889 0.04713 90 75 13 2
2375 I just wanted to dance! 1.1889 0.04713 90 75 13 2
2376 This type of foreplay doesn't put me in the mood. 1.1889 0.05216 90 77 9 4
2377 Not saying you're codependent... but maybe it's time we talked about boundaries? 1.1889 0.04440 90 74 15 1
2378 When the music starts, just tap your feet. 1.1889 0.05674 90 79 5 6
2379 Remember, our safe word is TIPPYTOE. 1.1889 0.04713 90 75 13 2
2380 Clearly, hugs are not always better than drugs. 1.1889 0.04713 90 75 13 2
2381 My parents were right. They said this would happen if I ever necked before marriage. 1.1889 0.04713 90 75 13 2
2382 OK, necking doesn't work. You want to try petting? 1.1889 0.05216 90 77 9 4
2383 You call this foreplay? 1.1889 0.04713 90 75 13 2
2384 Well, shake it up, baby! Twist and shout! 1.1889 0.04970 90 76 11 3
2385 I said, YOU go RIGHT and I go LEFT. 1.1889 0.04713 90 75 13 2
2386 We have got to stop seeing each other like this. 1.1889 0.04713 90 75 13 2
2387 This is ridiculous. The nearest tree is a mile away. 1.1889 0.04713 90 75 13 2
2388 No matter what dance we start out with, we always end up doing the twist. 1.1889 0.04713 90 75 13 2
2389 I'm guessing there's something more to this idea of necking... 1.1889 0.04149 90 73 17 0
2390 This is another fine mess you've gotten me into. 1.1889 0.04713 90 75 13 2
2391 This isn’t what I thought you meant when you asked if I wanted to try the “double helix” move tonight. 1.1889 0.04440 90 74 15 1
2392 Necking wasn't a good idea. 1.1889 0.04713 90 75 13 2
2393 OK. Now I'll point to a leg, and you try to move it. 1.1889 0.04713 90 75 13 2
2394 a little to the left - it's still itchy. 1.1889 0.04440 90 74 15 1
2395 I think your idea of necking has gone too far! 1.1889 0.04713 90 75 13 2
2396 Funny, I also identify as a snake. 1.1889 0.04713 90 75 13 2
2397 Our mothers warned us about cousins marrying. 1.1889 0.04713 90 75 13 2
2398 I don't think that this is how the Tango works. 1.1889 0.04440 90 74 15 1
2399 Hell Doris, you sure you got this necking thing right? 1.1889 0.04440 90 74 15 1
2400 I think "necking" is over-rated 1.1889 0.04440 90 74 15 1
2401 I tried to warn you about pretzels, but Nooooo. 1.1889 0.04440 90 74 15 1
2402 I don’t think we should look around so much . 1.1889 0.04713 90 75 13 2
2403 This whole necking thing is really twisted! 1.1889 0.05450 90 78 7 5
2404 I'm straight. You? 1.1889 0.04440 90 74 15 1
2405 No, nothing by Chubby Checker is going to be "our song'". 1.1889 0.04713 90 75 13 2
2406 I don't think this is the way Chubby Checker did the Twist. 1.1889 0.04713 90 75 13 2
2407 Twist me like a licorice stick, all night long, bae 1.1889 0.04713 90 75 13 2
2408 Chubby Checker would love this!" 1.1889 0.04713 90 75 13 2
2409 Talk about long necking! 1.1889 0.04970 90 76 11 3
2410 We're too wrapped up with each other. 1.1889 0.04713 90 75 13 2
2411 We need to find a safe place to unwind... 1.1889 0.04970 90 76 11 3
2412 This "necking" is getting out of hand. 1.1889 0.04713 90 75 13 2
2413 Call it a tie? 1.1889 0.04713 90 75 13 2
2414 Okay, change of plans. Let’s switch to zone defense. 1.1889 0.04713 90 75 13 2
2415 Are you sure Chubby Checker said to is how to do the twist? 1.1889 0.04970 90 76 11 3
2416 I know it looks like it but I'm not sure this is how you make new DNA 1.1889 0.04970 90 76 11 3
2417 If I told you once I told you three times to,"look the other way"! 1.1889 0.04970 90 76 11 3
2418 I bet if we put our heads together we can find other ways to look after each other. 1.1889 0.04970 90 76 11 3
2419 I told you I should have gone first! 1.1889 0.04970 90 76 11 3
2420 Sometimes I just want to wring your neck! 1.1889 0.04713 90 75 13 2
2421 It's a double helix. 1.1889 0.04440 90 74 15 1
2422 We really need to unwind. 1.1889 0.04440 90 74 15 1
2423 It's not you. It's me. I need my space. 1.1889 0.04440 90 74 15 1
2424 This is exactly what I'm talking about, Bob. You're just way too needy. 1.1889 0.04713 90 75 13 2
2425 Love it when you get kinky. 1.1889 0.04713 90 75 13 2
2426 Talk about a tongue-twister 1.1889 0.04440 90 74 15 1
2427 Where's the hornet now? 1.1889 0.04970 90 76 11 3
2428 Hold on Lester, I don't think this is how the DNA test is supposed to work. 1.1889 0.05216 90 77 9 4
2429 I just worry that we'll grow apart someday. 1.1889 0.04970 90 76 11 3
2430 This is what happens when we both go right. 1.1889 0.04713 90 75 13 2
2431 Wasn't one of our necks supposed to open to accept the other neck? 1.1889 0.04970 90 76 11 3
2432 Are you sure the instructor said 'It takes two to tangle? 1.1889 0.04440 90 74 15 1
2433 Giraffe hugs can be complicated. 1.1889 0.04713 90 75 13 2
2434 My wife will kill me if she sees this. 1.1889 0.04440 90 74 15 1
2435 By the way, we got a callback from the petting zoo. 1.1889 0.04970 90 76 11 3
2436 I think I started out clockwise, how about you ? 1.1889 0.04440 90 74 15 1
2437 Are you sure this new game Twister is played like this? 1.1889 0.05216 90 77 9 4
2438 We have to try again, we were supposed to be facing each other. 1.1889 0.04713 90 75 13 2
2439 A New Twist! 1.1889 0.05216 90 77 9 4
2440 Do you even Get the concept of Go Counterclockwise? 1.1889 0.04149 90 73 17 0
2441 Somewhere I’ve got something caught in my throat. 1.1889 0.04970 90 76 11 3
2442 Uh-oh, it's my father. 1.1889 0.05216 90 77 9 4
2443 I could go for a pretzel - you? 1.1889 0.04440 90 74 15 1
2444 Alright, Alright, I won't leave you. 1.1889 0.04713 90 75 13 2
2445 I told you there was something wrong with that new hair curler. 1.1889 0.04970 90 76 11 3
2446 I guess our first kiss will have to wait. 1.1889 0.04713 90 75 13 2
2447 I thought you were going that way! 1.1889 0.04440 90 74 15 1
2448 You turn to the left, I'll turn to the right" 1.1889 0.04713 90 75 13 2
2449 Ya see what neckin' can lead to? 1.1889 0.04713 90 75 13 2
2450 I don't know where you start and I end. 1.1889 0.04440 90 74 15 1
2451 I don't understand why our therapist says we are enmeshed. 1.1889 0.04713 90 75 13 2
2452 I always knew that we had a twisted relationship! 1.1889 0.04713 90 75 13 2
2453 I'm really not sure, but if that's your ass I'm looking at, you're getting a little fat. 1.1889 0.04970 90 76 11 3
2454 I'm not really looking for something serious right now. 1.1889 0.04713 90 75 13 2
2455 Maybe we need better boundaries. 1.1889 0.04970 90 76 11 3
2456 I thought we were just necking. I'm not ready to tie the knot! 1.1889 0.04440 90 74 15 1
2457 . . . and why do you keep insisting it's that way! 1.1889 0.05216 90 77 9 4
2458 This necking isn't at all what I expected. 1.1889 0.05216 90 77 9 4
2459 That's a wrap! 1.1889 0.04440 90 74 15 1
2460 I told you we should use the Twister mat! 1.1889 0.04713 90 75 13 2
2461 I usually don't neck on the first date. 1.1889 0.04713 90 75 13 2
2462 Next time let's just hug. 1.1889 0.04713 90 75 13 2
2463 We're neck and neck, literally. 1.1889 0.04440 90 74 15 1
2464 Count me out if this is tying the knot 1.1889 0.04713 90 75 13 2
2465 Looks like we should tie the knot! 1.1889 0.04713 90 75 13 2
2466 There must be a page missing in our sex education manual. 1.1889 0.04713 90 75 13 2
2467 They warned me about necking––and they were right! 1.1889 0.04713 90 75 13 2
2468 You call this 'cuddling' ? 1.1889 0.04713 90 75 13 2
2469 Now look what you've done! Guess we'll just have to twist in the wind. 1.1889 0.04713 90 75 13 2
2470 What do you think Darwin would say about this? 1.1889 0.04713 90 75 13 2
2471 They're going to know we've been knecking. 1.1889 0.04713 90 75 13 2
2472 Mom warned me you're a spin doctor 1.1889 0.04970 90 76 11 3
2473 Is this what she meant when she said 'co-dependent?' 1.1889 0.04970 90 76 11 3
2474 When I suggessted, "Let's do the Twist", Slim, this is not what I had in mind. 1.1889 0.04970 90 76 11 3
2475 This is the last time we eat vines from the same tree. 1.1889 0.04713 90 75 13 2
2476 I don't want another tangled relationship 1.1889 0.05674 90 79 5 6
2477 I guess we’ve found ourselves in somewhat of a twisted situation. 1.1889 0.04713 90 75 13 2
2478 That Kama Sutra Book is Nothing But Trouble! 1.1889 0.04970 90 76 11 3
2479 Are you sure this is how to do the tango? 1.1889 0.04713 90 75 13 2
2480 Are you sure this is how they hug in other countries? 1.1889 0.04440 90 74 15 1
2481 I know you said if we wanted a baby we needed to be close, but I think we're doing it wrong. 1.1889 0.05216 90 77 9 4
2482 'Neck and neck' might be fair but really not practical. 1.1889 0.04440 90 74 15 1
2483 I hardly know whether I'm coming or going. 1.1889 0.04713 90 75 13 2
2484 I hope that our parents don't catch us necking. 1.1889 0.04713 90 75 13 2
2485 You sure this is going to fix my back problems? 1.1889 0.04713 90 75 13 2
2486 This is why giraffes don't dance the twist. 1.1889 0.05216 90 77 9 4
2487 Yes, the Lions seem to be circling. 1.1889 0.04440 90 74 15 1
2488 And this is why you don't rubberneck. 1.1889 0.04970 90 76 11 3
2489 Geesh Ralph did you even see what’s in my eye? 1.1868 0.04665 91 76 13 2
2490 I truly hate the mambo. 1.1868 0.04108 91 74 17 0
2491 To your left... No to your left 1.1868 0.04396 91 75 15 1
2492 Where’d you say you studied yoga again? 1.1868 0.04665 91 76 13 2
2493 No, I said MY left. 1.1868 0.04665 91 76 13 2
2494 I know you were raised by a python--but you're NOT a python. 1.1868 0.04665 91 76 13 2
2495 Ever think that we're not conjoined twins? 1.1868 0.05615 91 80 5 6
2496 How about we take a vacation to unwind? 1.1868 0.04396 91 75 15 1
2497 Whoever thought up this drawing makes me seriously question humans. P. Pier New York, New York 1.1868 0.04665 91 76 13 2
2498 Left! No, Right! Not that way—your other left! You dummy, we’ll never spot any leopards if you can’t follow directions! 1.1868 0.04920 91 77 11 3
2499 They were right, we can't chew cud and walk at the same time.' 1.1868 0.04920 91 77 11 3
2500 When I said I wanted a necktie, this is not what I meant. 1.1868 0.04396 91 75 15 1
2501 This neck massage is far better than those physiotherapy sessions. 1.1868 0.04396 91 75 15 1
2502 You remember, Henry: Righty-tighty, lefty-loosey! 1.1868 0.04920 91 77 11 3
2503 Is the cheetah circling us again? 1.1868 0.04396 91 75 15 1
2504 Tell me again why humans say two heads are better than one. 1.1868 0.04665 91 76 13 2
2505 Can you remember what we used to do after we did this? 1.1868 0.04665 91 76 13 2
2506 The lions installed a ceiling fan in their den and you just had to have one. 1.1868 0.04665 91 76 13 2
2507 I don't think I am comfortable doing something so twisted. 1.1868 0.04665 91 76 13 2
2508 I told you that we should just be friends and not get tied up together. 1.1868 0.04396 91 75 15 1
2509 I, cough cough, love you, too. 1.1848 0.04619 92 77 13 2
2510 This is what happens when I ask my wife to tie my neck tie. 1.1848 0.04870 92 78 11 3
2511 I don't think anyone will believe we're a two-headed giraffe. 1.1818 0.04994 88 75 10 3
2512 Did you get the fly? 1.1818 0.04725 88 74 12 2
2513 You must stop downloading those porn flicks. 1.1818 0.04725 88 74 12 2
2514 Agreed... straight line micro-bursts are rare on the Serengeti. 1.1818 0.04135 88 72 16 0
2515 I said I need my neck aligned, not entwined. 1.1818 0.04994 88 75 10 3
2516 Keep looking around 1.1818 0.04725 88 74 12 2
2517 See, Gerry...this is what happens when hugs invade someone's personal space. 1.1818 0.05249 88 76 8 4
2518 I have nothing to say to you! 1.1818 0.04725 88 74 12 2
2519 We can't keep meeting like this. 1.1818 0.04440 88 73 14 1
2520 Don’t you think this ‘fear of heights’ thing is getting ridiculous? 1.1818 0.04994 88 75 10 3
2521 This isn’t the kind of necking I had in mind..... 1.1818 0.04725 88 74 12 2
2522 I am not sure that going to the costume party as the double helix is a good idea. 1.1818 0.04135 88 72 16 0
2523 Very nice of you to indulge my inner boa. 1.1818 0.04725 88 74 12 2
2524 Going my way?" - Rick Cohe 1.1818 0.04725 88 74 12 2
2525 You know I’m beginning to doubt this whole ‘survival of the fittest’ thing. 1.1818 0.04725 88 74 12 2
2526 Could this be love? 1.1818 0.04725 88 74 12 2
2527 Next time, just a quick peck on the cheek 1.1807 0.04249 83 68 15 0
2528 I said “breathe” not “braid”! 1.1798 0.04676 89 75 12 2
2529 This is twisted! 1.1765 0.04786 85 72 11 2
2530 Does your neck still itch? 1.1765 0.04159 85 70 15 0
2531 No, I said counterclockwise. 1.1765 0.05070 85 73 9 3
2532 Do you think this will become as popular as goat yoga? 1.1765 0.05070 85 73 9 3
2533 I'm not that fond of necking. 1.1765 0.05070 85 73 9 3
2534 What do you mean you want a divorce? 1.1765 0.04786 85 72 11 2
2535 Is that my butt or is that yours? 1.1765 0.05339 85 74 7 4
2536 Now, where were we? 1.1765 0.04786 85 72 11 2
2537 What fresh hell is this?! 1.1765 0.04484 85 71 13 1
2538 Necking is so awkward for us, Stanley! 1.1765 0.04484 85 71 13 1
2539 Here's looking at one of us, kid. 1.1765 0.04786 85 72 11 2
2540 What am I looking at? 1.1765 0.04786 85 72 11 2
2541 Maybe Twister was a bad idea on a first date. 1.1765 0.04786 85 72 11 2
2542 I really don't think this is part of intelligent design. 1.1765 0.04786 85 72 11 2
2543 You're the one who wanted a Jewish wedding... 1.1765 0.04786 85 72 11 2
2544 And you were nervous our date would leave you tongue tied... 1.1765 0.04484 85 71 13 1
2545 Enough with the necking. Let's go to my place. 1.1765 0.04786 85 72 11 2
2546 Let's not watch any more roller derby. 1.1765 0.04786 85 72 11 2
2547 Now right foot yellow. 1.1765 0.05339 85 74 7 4
2548 Where again did you hear about this thing called necking? 1.1765 0.04786 85 72 11 2
2549 And now, a reverse do-si-do. 1.1765 0.04484 85 71 13 1
2550 Hope you're not counting on getting that merit badge. 1.1765 0.04786 85 72 11 2
2551 I told you, we were too old to play Twister, didn’t I 1.1765 0.04786 85 72 11 2
2552 Righty, tighty - lefty, loosey. 1.1765 0.04484 85 71 13 1
2553 when molecular biologists and zoologists play charades... 1.1765 0.05070 85 73 9 3
2554 I thought you said you knew how to salsa! 1.1765 0.05339 85 74 7 4
2555 Fix it ? I can't even untangle my ear buds 1.1765 0.04484 85 71 13 1
2556 Chubby Checker eat your heart out. 1.1765 0.04786 85 72 11 2
2557 Great for bonding, but not desert adaptive. 1.1765 0.04484 85 71 13 1
2558 No one can see us now! 1.1765 0.05070 85 73 9 3
2559 No no no, I said you go left and I go right! 1.1765 0.04484 85 71 13 1
2560 We are in a bit of a twist. 1.1765 0.04484 85 71 13 1
2561 I forgot the safe word! 1.1765 0.04484 85 71 13 1
2562 Sorry, Geoff. Couples yoga isn't for me. 1.1765 0.04786 85 72 11 2
2563 my mother told us not to tie the knot! 1.1765 0.04786 85 72 11 2
2564 Let's just stick with the two-step. 1.1765 0.04159 85 70 15 0
2565 It's called 'stress'. Now we unwind. 1.1765 0.04159 85 70 15 0
2566 Honey, I don't think this is how we dance the twist. 1.1765 0.04786 85 72 11 2
2567 Are you sure it was “one head is better than two”? 1.1765 0.04484 85 71 13 1
2568 You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can be used against you in court. You have the right to have a lawyer with you during questioning. If you cannot afford a lawyer, one will be appointed for you before any questioning if you wish. 1.1765 0.05595 85 75 5 5
2569 Could we just swat him next time? 1.1765 0.05070 85 73 9 3
2570 Thanks, but I'm not Russ. 1.1765 0.04786 85 72 11 2
2571 Now we know why vultures circle overhead. Also, we're doomed. 1.1765 0.05070 85 73 9 3
2572 Let’s talk about boundaries. 1.1765 0.04786 85 72 11 2
2573 Necking is OK, but nothing else. 1.1765 0.05070 85 73 9 3
2574 Why? It must be in our DNA. 1.1765 0.05339 85 74 7 4
2575 Watson, do you feel a Crick in your neck, too? 1.1765 0.04786 85 72 11 2
2576 In 2019, even necking is twisted. 1.1765 0.05339 85 74 7 4
2577 No. I said, 'Look at that jaguar circling counter-clockwise.' 1.1765 0.04786 85 72 11 2
2578 Hey Humans! Haven't you seen a couple necking before? 1.1765 0.04786 85 72 11 2
2579 It's a good thing we're not zebras; people would be showing up to get their hair cut. 1.1765 0.04786 85 72 11 2
2580 Can you tell I love you? 1.1765 0.05070 85 73 9 3
2581 I assumed we’d be really good at ‘necking’. 1.1765 0.04786 85 72 11 2
2582 i don't think we're quantum enough to get this entangled. 1.1765 0.04159 85 70 15 0
2583 Okay, I admit our relationship has become somewhat twisted. 1.1765 0.04484 85 71 13 1
2584 I said don't move while I'm trying to fix your earring, Karen 1.1765 0.04786 85 72 11 2
2585 Topiary? I thought you said you were Toby. 1.1765 0.04786 85 72 11 2
2586 Tomorrow night, it's my turn to be little spoon. 1.1765 0.05339 85 74 7 4
2587 OK...yodel! 1.1765 0.04786 85 72 11 2
2588 okay....this time you go to the right, and i'll go to the left 1.1765 0.04484 85 71 13 1
2589 No, I asked you if you wanted to Tango. 1.1765 0.04484 85 71 13 1
2590 We're SO twisted. 1.1765 0.04786 85 72 11 2
2591 This is what separates us from the zebras. 1.1765 0.04786 85 72 11 2
2592 WHAT IS IT ABOUT 'NO' YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND? 1.1765 0.04786 85 72 11 2
2593 Now how are we supposed to shout? 1.1765 0.04786 85 72 11 2
2594 No, I'm taller. 1.1765 0.04484 85 71 13 1
2595 So this is what, ‘Netflix and chill’ means? 1.1765 0.04786 85 72 11 2
2596 WOW! So this is how you do the twist. 1.1765 0.05339 85 74 7 4
2597 Did I just give you a hickey? 1.1765 0.04786 85 72 11 2
2598 I told you to swing to the right! 1.1765 0.04484 85 71 13 1
2599 Spiraling love leads to entanglement disaster 1.1765 0.04786 85 72 11 2
2600 Something tells me we are doing this necking thing incorrectly 1.1765 0.04786 85 72 11 2
2601 We should never have listened to that god damned Chubby Checker! 1.1765 0.05070 85 73 9 3
2602 Ooh! I found my missing sock! 1.1765 0.04484 85 71 13 1
2603 We really need to relax and unwind.” 1.1765 0.04159 85 70 15 0
2604 No, I don't think this is what necking is 1.1765 0.04786 85 72 11 2
2605 I'm not sure that two heads really are better than one. 1.1765 0.04484 85 71 13 1
2606 I thought salsa was more in the hips. 1.1765 0.04484 85 71 13 1
2607 O.K. So I’m dating Thelma . You don’t have to get so bent out of shape over it . 1.1765 0.04484 85 71 13 1
2608 That's the last time we share a straw! 1.1765 0.04484 85 71 13 1
2609 Where’s my watch ? 1.1765 0.05339 85 74 7 4
2610 Maybe we should rethink the 'highest leaf' ' bet... 1.1765 0.04786 85 72 11 2
2611 From your neck to Darwin's ears. 1.1765 0.05070 85 73 9 3
2612 I love necking with you, Honey! 1.1765 0.04786 85 72 11 2
2613 They just improved our protected status, and now this! 1.1744 0.04734 86 73 11 2
2614 No, YOU untwist first. 1.1744 0.04734 86 73 11 2
2615 My mother warned me about necking. 1.1744 0.04734 86 73 11 2
2616 You Really Have a Hold on Me! 1.1744 0.04734 86 73 11 2
2617 I said to go LEFT, Karl... 1.1744 0.04734 86 73 11 2
2618 I like you, but not this much! 1.1744 0.04436 86 72 13 1
2619 I just have this gut feeling that we can avoid surgery here 1.1744 0.04734 86 73 11 2
2620 No, I said I wanted to EAT a pretzel 1.1744 0.04734 86 73 11 2
2621 Let's not knot. 1.1744 0.04734 86 73 11 2
2622 Now THIS is a meet-cute. 1.1744 0.04734 86 73 11 2
2623 I think this is from the short neck Kama Sutra. 1.1744 0.05015 86 74 9 3
2624 Rewind the video so we can see this part again. I'm not sure we've done this right. 1.1744 0.05015 86 74 9 3
2625 Wow! I've never been to a chiropractor before. 1.1744 0.04734 86 73 11 2
2626 Let's just stick with bear hugs. 1.1744 0.05015 86 74 9 3
2627 Maybe we shouldn't have played twister. 1.1707 0.05149 82 71 8 3
2628 So, you're saying that the male who can undo this Giraffian knot is smart enough to mate with us? 1.1707 0.04527 82 69 12 1
2629 This is quite a spotty situation! 1.1707 0.04848 82 70 10 2
2630 Did you see which way the herd went? 1.1707 0.04527 82 69 12 1
2631 Are we doing it right? 1.1707 0.05149 82 71 8 3
2632 Wrap our necks in Velcro, you said. The leaves will stick to them, you said. 1.1707 0.04848 82 70 10 2
2633 Look, Ma! We're Siamese twins! 1.1707 0.04527 82 69 12 1
2634 It's not what you think. 1.1707 0.04527 82 69 12 1
2635 Though long on enthusiasm, it was obvious that neither of the young lovers had any necking experience. 1.1707 0.04848 82 70 10 2
2636 There's a good reason for no necking on a first date!" 1.1707 0.04527 82 69 12 1
2637 Our lives are intertwined 1.1707 0.04527 82 69 12 1
2638 Wouldn't reciprocating rings be a little more practical? 1.1707 0.04527 82 69 12 1
2639 Since I’m religious, this is as knotty as we can get for now. 1.1707 0.04848 82 70 10 2
2640 No-o-o...close is good. 1.1707 0.04527 82 69 12 1
2641 Do you now understand the structure of DNA double-helix? 1.1707 0.04848 82 70 10 2
2642 Where did you go ? 1.1707 0.04527 82 69 12 1
2643 See, this is why I like sleeping alone. 1.1707 0.04527 82 69 12 1
2644 This is definitely not how babies are made. 1.1707 0.04527 82 69 12 1
2645 Maybe we should sync our GPS. 1.1707 0.04527 82 69 12 1
2646 I'm going to need a good deep tissue massage from some baboons after this. 1.1707 0.04848 82 70 10 2
2647 I swear, this is the last time I'm doing a team-building event. 1.1707 0.05149 82 71 8 3
2648 The champagne! We forgot the champagne! 1.1707 0.04527 82 69 12 1
2649 That's the last time I give you directions! 1.1707 0.04527 82 69 12 1
2650 We are sooo gulletable. 1.1707 0.04181 82 68 14 0
2651 My wife doesn't understand why I like necking. 1.1707 0.04181 82 68 14 0
2652 Trust me. I learned this from the zebras. 1.1707 0.05149 82 71 8 3
2653 Forgot to tell you I'm a Vegan. 1.1707 0.04848 82 70 10 2
2654 The Necromancers 1.1707 0.05149 82 71 8 3
2655 You look right, I’ll look left, you look left, I’ll look right , etc. etc. 1.1707 0.04848 82 70 10 2
2656 I'm afraid we may not have children this way 1.1707 0.05149 82 71 8 3
2657 Last time I stick my neck out for you. 1.1707 0.04848 82 70 10 2
2658 I think we need some time apart. 1.1707 0.04181 82 68 14 0
2659 OF COURSE we'll be spotted... 1.1707 0.05149 82 71 8 3
2660 Sorry. I'm a close-talker. 1.1707 0.04527 82 69 12 1
2661 It’s a wrap! 1.1707 0.04527 82 69 12 1
2662 I’m sorry, this twisted love affair of ours has to end. 1.1707 0.05149 82 71 8 3
2663 I love you, too, honey. 1.1707 0.05149 82 71 8 3
2664 We need Dr. Phil to tell us how to get out of this twisted relationship 1.1707 0.04181 82 68 14 0
2665 Look, we're both guilty of twisting each other's words around. 1.1707 0.04527 82 69 12 1
2666 With all their bragging humans can never neck as we do. 1.1707 0.05149 82 71 8 3
2667 Is this what Chubby Checker really meant? 1.1707 0.04848 82 70 10 2
2668 Kundalin 1.1707 0.04848 82 70 10 2
2669 I don’t know how elephants deal with it. 1.1707 0.04848 82 70 10 2
2670 Have you seen my glasses? I'm in a spin without them. 1.1707 0.04527 82 69 12 1
2671 Not nearly as romantic as it looks, right?!? 1.1707 0.04527 82 69 12 1
2672 This necking thing doesn’t do a thing for me. What about you? 1.1707 0.04527 82 69 12 1
2673 You’re the one who wanted to try ballroom dance 1.1707 0.04527 82 69 12 1
2674 This isn't what I expected when you said "let's tie the knot". 1.1707 0.04527 82 69 12 1
2675 I hate those vultures! 1.1707 0.04848 82 70 10 2
2676 Unprotected sex might be safer than necking. 1.1707 0.04848 82 70 10 2
2677 Is that a hickey? 1.1707 0.04848 82 70 10 2
2678 Sometimes you just get so wrapped up on the importance of birth order 1.1707 0.04848 82 70 10 2
2679 Two heads are NOT better than one! 1.1707 0.05149 82 71 8 3
2680 Round and around and up and down we go" -- what is it you don't understand about that 1.1707 0.04848 82 70 10 2
2681 I told you I couldn't learn the secret handshake! 1.1707 0.05149 82 71 8 3
2682 If we're going as a caduceus, we have to face each other! 1.1707 0.04181 82 68 14 0
2683 Is this your first time necking? 1.1707 0.04181 82 68 14 0
2684 Hate to break it to you, Eddie, but this is never going to fool Noah. 1.1707 0.04848 82 70 10 2
2685 I told you I have violent dreams 1.1707 0.05149 82 71 8 3
2686 Boy that was some wind today! 1.1707 0.04848 82 70 10 2
2687 So maybe ‘necking’ means something else? 1.1707 0.04527 82 69 12 1
2688 I think it's time to take this relationship to the next level. 1.1707 0.04527 82 69 12 1
2689 I imagined our entwined lives differently. 1.1707 0.04527 82 69 12 1
2690 Are we necking now? 1.1707 0.04527 82 69 12 1
2691 When you asked about necking, this isn’t what I had in mind. 1.1707 0.04848 82 70 10 2
2692 I am not sure chubby checker's twist works that way 1.1707 0.04527 82 69 12 1
2693 When you said you wanted to go necking, I had something else in mind. 1.1707 0.04527 82 69 12 1
2694 You are one bad kisser 1.1707 0.04527 82 69 12 1
2695 Okay now they can't sneak up on us, but how are we going to run away? 1.1687 0.04476 83 70 12 1
2696 This isn't what I meant when I suggested a little playful necking! 1.1687 0.04793 83 71 10 2
2697 I did ask for neck tie. 1.1687 0.04135 83 69 14 0
2698 T think we should try an open relationship 1.1687 0.04135 83 69 14 0
2699 I thought you were going in for a hug. 1.1687 0.04476 83 70 12 1
2700 I think we should try a different conditioner. 1.1687 0.04476 83 70 12 1
2701 Bob, this affair is just getting more twisted every day. 1.1687 0.04476 83 70 12 1
2702 I've been staring at it for hours. I can't make it funny. I am now frustrated and tired. Thank you Victoria Roberts. 1.1687 0.05372 83 73 6 4
2703 This necking business is gonna take a little more practice. 1.1687 0.04476 83 70 12 1
2704 This is just self-defeating behavior. It doesn’t mean we’re codependent. 1.1687 0.04476 83 70 12 1
2705 I say we leave the medical symbol to the snakes. 1.1687 0.04793 83 71 10 2
2706 Wait, tell me again. Do you mean to your left or to my left? 1.1687 0.05091 83 72 8 3
2707 Here she comes again. 1.1667 0.04091 84 70 14 0
2708 Steve, you've been hanging out with the snakes again, havent you? 1.1625 0.04516 80 68 11 1
2709 Long necks are in our DNA. 1.1625 0.05169 80 70 7 3
2710 This is probably why the yoga instructor told us to spread out. 1.1625 0.04853 80 69 9 2
2711 Hurry...my parents will FREAK if they catch us necking! 1.1625 0.04516 80 68 11 1
2712 I am sorry. He is new to the documentary business. 1.1625 0.04516 80 68 11 1
2713 I thought French Kissing was supposed to be fun. 1.1625 0.04516 80 68 11 1
2714 Sorry, Bette, but I'm just not ready to tie the knot. 1.1625 0.05169 80 70 7 3
2715 Are you sure this is the best way to dry off? 1.1625 0.04516 80 68 11 1
2716 Twister isn't as much fun as I thought. 1.1625 0.04853 80 69 9 2
2717 Next time let’s just twerk. 1.1625 0.05169 80 70 7 3
2718 Me love you looong time! 1.1625 0.04853 80 69 9 2
2719 We really should stop meeting like this. 1.1625 0.04853 80 69 9 2
2720 So THIS is what they call necking! 1.1625 0.04853 80 69 9 2
2721 Long time no see! 1.1625 0.04853 80 69 9 2
2722 A promise ring would have been easier. 1.1625 0.04516 80 68 11 1
2723 When you said we should goes as DNA for Halloween this is what I had in mind Karl 1.1625 0.04853 80 69 9 2
2724 We have to stop necking! 1.1625 0.04516 80 68 11 1
2725 You are such a pain in the neck! 1.1625 0.04151 80 67 13 0
2726 I guess that WAS Chubby Checker driving around us. 1.1625 0.04853 80 69 9 2
2727 Let's face it we can't lead up with a faux kiss! 1.1625 0.04853 80 69 9 2
2728 How come you cannot dance? What continent are you from anyway? 1.1625 0.04516 80 68 11 1
2729 Maybe if we get her to run circles in the other direction? 1.1625 0.04516 80 68 11 1
2730 This extreme hugging is getting out of hand 1.1625 0.04516 80 68 11 1
2731 31 and me. 1.1625 0.04516 80 68 11 1
2732 From now on, no foreplay. Necking goes nowhere. 1.1625 0.05169 80 70 7 3
2733 This is getting a little too kinky for me. 1.1625 0.04516 80 68 11 1
2734 We’re corkscrewed 1.1625 0.04853 80 69 9 2
2735 Why knot? 1.1625 0.05169 80 70 7 3
2736 Are you sure this is the only way we can make babies? 1.1625 0.04516 80 68 11 1
2737 Let's try kissing with our eyes opened, the next time.......... 1.1625 0.04516 80 68 11 1
2738 It was good for me. Was it good for you? 1.1625 0.05169 80 70 7 3
2739 Stop, I’m getting dizzy! 1.1625 0.04151 80 67 13 0
2740 Based on our clockwise necking, we are either in the Northern Hemisphere or Hopelessly In Love, Coriolis Effect be damned! 1.1625 0.04853 80 69 9 2
2741 Hon, let's not find out what it means to move at breakneck speed. 1.1625 0.04853 80 69 9 2
2742 Promise me we’ll never get high at a party again, and play Twister. 1.1625 0.04516 80 68 11 1
2743 What? You haven't ever seen identical twin giraffes? 1.1625 0.04853 80 69 9 2
2744 Now this is what I call necking! 1.1625 0.04853 80 69 9 2
2745 MADE YOU LOOK,MADE YOU LOOK MADE YOU LOOK !! 1.1625 0.05467 80 71 5 4
2746 Where is Chubby Checker when you really need him? 1.1625 0.04853 80 69 9 2
2747 No more stargazing. 1.1625 0.04516 80 68 11 1
2748 I'm a bit tangled up right now, but I can talk to you later. 1.1625 0.04853 80 69 9 2
2749 Wow! This new diet is really slimming me down- wait, no, that's you... I think. 1.1625 0.04516 80 68 11 1
2750 What do you mean “ stop rubbernecking”? 1.1625 0.04151 80 67 13 0
2751 Oh, wonderful! How in hell are we supposed to drink water now? 1.1625 0.04516 80 68 11 1
2752 Alright I promise not to leave you. 1.1625 0.04151 80 67 13 0
2753 I told you my neck is longer.. 1.1625 0.04516 80 68 11 1
2754 I can't breathe Chad! 1.1625 0.04516 80 68 11 1
2755 my mother told me necking will lead us to the road to ruin 1.1625 0.04853 80 69 9 2
2756 Skip the Twist. Let’s Tango for courtships. 1.1625 0.04516 80 68 11 1
2757 I knew we shouldn't have signed up for the 8-legged race" 1.1625 0.04853 80 69 9 2
2758 This relationship has become entirely too twisted, Bob. 1.1625 0.04516 80 68 11 1
2759 SGAFU! 1.1625 0.04853 80 69 9 2
2760 I have separation anxiety 1.1625 0.04516 80 68 11 1
2761 You go first. No, you go first. No, I'll go first. No, I'll go first. No, you go first. 1.1625 0.05169 80 70 7 3
2762 Oh, they'll have a field day with "giraffe gaffe." 1.1625 0.04151 80 67 13 0
2763 If this is your idea of screwing, forgetaboutit! 1.1625 0.04516 80 68 11 1
2764 I don't know, Gina, but Position #10 is just not working for me. 1.1625 0.04516 80 68 11 1
2765 No you hang up first. 1.1625 0.04516 80 68 11 1
2766 I don't care what the zoologists say. We've GOT to have more than seven bones in each of our necks. 1.1625 0.04853 80 69 9 2
2767 No, Lorraine, I can't reach my cigarettes either. 1.1625 0.04853 80 69 9 2
2768 Look, just because you saw a picture about genetics doesn’t mean this is how you make babies. 1.1625 0.04516 80 68 11 1
2769 These Samba lessons don't seem to be working for us. 1.1625 0.04516 80 68 11 1
2770 That's the last time we go to Arthur Murray's together! 1.1625 0.04853 80 69 9 2
2771 This would be very romantic if that Cartoonist would hand us our champaign... instead of sitting there like a dumb-ass. 1.1625 0.04516 80 68 11 1
2772 We got really wound up. 1.1625 0.04853 80 69 9 2
2773 I'm sure we'll find a lesson in here somewhere. 1.1625 0.04853 80 69 9 2
2774 Gerry, this is why they say giraffes can't dance. 1.1625 0.04151 80 67 13 0
2775 Twister...is not for giraffes. 1.1625 0.04516 80 68 11 1
2776 Let's try the Hokey-Pokey with our legs instead. 1.1625 0.04853 80 69 9 2
2777 Well if this is necking we should go back to kisses. 1.1625 0.04151 80 67 13 0
2778 'My mother always told me to be careful about necking.' 1.1625 0.04516 80 68 11 1
2779 Just remember, we're knot in a lot of trouble. 1.1625 0.04853 80 69 9 2
2780 I said turn COUNTER-clockwise! 1.1625 0.04151 80 67 13 0
2781 Do you have your GPS? 1.1625 0.04853 80 69 9 2
2782 I told you necking could have consequences. 1.1625 0.04151 80 67 13 0
2783 The okapi's never seem to have this problem. 1.1625 0.04516 80 68 11 1
2784 I'm at my necks' end with you 1.1625 0.04853 80 69 9 2
2785 Now you know why I am not much of a hugger. 1.1625 0.05169 80 70 7 3
2786 You do the hokey pokey and turn yourself around. 1.1625 0.04853 80 69 9 2
2787 It's called the pretzel hug. 1.1625 0.04516 80 68 11 1
2788 I believe this would qualify as codependence. 1.1625 0.04516 80 68 11 1
2789 What if we tried twisting some more? 1.1625 0.04516 80 68 11 1
2790 At least we didn't lock our braces again. 1.1625 0.04853 80 69 9 2
2791 It's a question of consent, Tyler! 1.1625 0.04516 80 68 11 1
2792 OK, n