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Name | Value |
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Submission deadline | 2019-09-23T03:06:00.000Z |
Voting started | - |
Voting ended | 2019-10-07T03:23:00.000Z |
Finalists announced | 2019-10-01T03:06:00.000Z |
Magazine(s) announcing finalists issued | October 7, 2019 |
Number of captions | 5389 |
Number of responses | 709050 |
Number of participants | - |
In this table, the "mean" means the empirically measured average funniness score when the "unfunny", "somewhat funny" and "funny" receive a funniness score of 1, 2, 3 respectively. "Precison" is the standard error of the mean, the standard deviation of the mean estimate. With that, a caption with an empirical mean μ and precision σ has true mean in the range [μ - 2σ, μ + 2σ] with 95% probability by the 68-95-99.7 rule assuming the responses are indepedent and identically distributed.
Rank | Caption | Mean | Precision | Total votes | "Unfunny" votes | "Somewhat funny" votes | "Funny" votes |
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0 | My left or your left? | 2.0925 | 0.00837 | 7742 | 1772 | 3482 | 2488 |
1 | I always knew we'd wind up together. | 1.9984 | 0.00966 | 6362 | 1895 | 2582 | 1885 |
2 | Oh dear, that's my wife! Act casual. | 1.9944 | 0.01022 | 5940 | 1858 | 2257 | 1825 |
3 | If this shows up in National Geographic, we'll never hear the end of it. | 1.9496 | 0.01002 | 6132 | 2051 | 2339 | 1742 |
4 | Please wag your tail, so I know which one is me. | 1.9438 | 0.00996 | 6194 | 2085 | 2372 | 1737 |
5 | You’re sure you saw this in the Kama Sutra? | 1.9262 | 0.01107 | 4891 | 1658 | 1936 | 1297 |
6 | This is why I’m not a hugger, Gerald. | 1.9211 | 0.01197 | 4170 | 1423 | 1653 | 1094 |
7 | Well, we're screwed. | 1.8990 | 0.01080 | 5398 | 2000 | 1943 | 1455 |
8 | You got it backwards. It's righty tighty, lefty loosey. | 1.8720 | 0.01420 | 3007 | 1128 | 1136 | 743 |
9 | I'm looking for love, not entanglement" | 1.8679 | 0.01384 | 3225 | 1237 | 1177 | 811 |
10 | The lions are just laughing. That's good, right? | 1.8613 | 0.01220 | 4000 | 1506 | 1543 | 951 |
11 | counter clockwise on three. | 1.8562 | 0.01019 | 5423 | 1973 | 2257 | 1193 |
12 | You and your "lets try new positions". | 1.8334 | 0.01154 | 4435 | 1741 | 1692 | 1002 |
13 | Well...so much for necking. | 1.8152 | 0.01403 | 3058 | 1255 | 1113 | 690 |
14 | 5 o’clock...time to unwind! | 1.8052 | 0.01026 | 5591 | 2294 | 2092 | 1205 |
15 | Now remember: righty-tighty, lefty-loosey. | 1.7400 | 0.01053 | 5235 | 2377 | 1842 | 1016 |
16 | Okay, the next time a bee flies around us I say we leave it alone... | 1.7399 | 0.01546 | 2464 | 1129 | 847 | 488 |
17 | Whatever you do, don't sneeze!!! | 1.7202 | 0.01199 | 4035 | 1893 | 1378 | 764 |
18 | Let's play 'Twister', he says. It'll be fun, he says. What could possibly go wrong, he says. Idiot. | 1.7159 | 0.01254 | 3703 | 1753 | 1249 | 701 |
19 | Next time, let's skip the foreplay. | 1.7002 | 0.02063 | 1311 | 621 | 462 | 228 |
20 | Oh, no; was that the boarding announcement for the Ark? | 1.6951 | 0.01382 | 3027 | 1477 | 996 | 554 |
21 | I don't think that this is what they meant by 'tying the knot' | 1.6760 | 0.02027 | 1315 | 637 | 467 | 211 |
22 | It looked a lot simpler when the swans did it. | 1.6631 | 0.01353 | 2743 | 1306 | 1055 | 382 |
23 | I just want to go home and unwind. | 1.6534 | 0.01597 | 2063 | 1024 | 730 | 309 |
24 | That’s not my fat ass, that’s your fat ass! | 1.6321 | 0.01649 | 2071 | 1104 | 625 | 342 |
25 | Maybe we're not ready to tie the knot. | 1.6173 | 0.01285 | 3086 | 1602 | 1063 | 421 |
26 | Next, if I remember correctly, we do the hokey-pokey then turn ourselves around. | 1.6004 | 0.01844 | 1574 | 861 | 481 | 232 |
27 | I'm trying to see it from your point of view. | 1.5997 | 0.01511 | 2191 | 1162 | 744 | 285 |
28 | Good! Now we can go to the Halloween party as DNA. | 1.5987 | 0.01831 | 1657 | 926 | 470 | 261 |
29 | They say it takes two to tangle. | 1.5859 | 0.01940 | 1403 | 781 | 422 | 200 |
30 | It was more an entanglement than a serious affair. | 1.5825 | 0.01355 | 2692 | 1462 | 892 | 338 |
31 | See, hiccups gone! | 1.5822 | 0.01640 | 1855 | 1012 | 606 | 237 |
32 | It looked so easy on YouTube. | 1.5812 | 0.01403 | 2457 | 1324 | 838 | 295 |
33 | How did we wind up together? | 1.5738 | 0.01453 | 2323 | 1275 | 763 | 285 |
34 | Let’s stay in and unwind tonight... | 1.5730 | 0.01378 | 2604 | 1437 | 842 | 325 |
35 | Sorry...what was our safe word? | 1.5706 | 0.02076 | 1169 | 653 | 365 | 151 |
36 | If this doesn't get us into National Geographic, I give up. | 1.5700 | 0.01945 | 1342 | 753 | 413 | 176 |
37 | Take the picture already! | 1.5625 | 0.01967 | 1271 | 712 | 403 | 156 |
38 | I never thought this is how I would wind up. | 1.5586 | 0.01512 | 2177 | 1234 | 670 | 273 |
39 | Your right or my right? | 1.5579 | 0.01570 | 1959 | 1097 | 631 | 231 |
40 | Wrap your head around that" is just an expression | 1.5566 | 0.01510 | 2129 | 1198 | 677 | 254 |
41 | We should have stayed with missionary. | 1.5540 | 0.01652 | 1823 | 1041 | 554 | 228 |
42 | Conscious uncoupling is our only hope. | 1.5487 | 0.02881 | 616 | 359 | 176 | 81 |
43 | Just necking won't get us into trouble you said! | 1.5449 | 0.01613 | 1925 | 1119 | 563 | 243 |
44 | Now slide your head through there and we’ve got a classic half-Windsor. | 1.5444 | 0.01835 | 1530 | 901 | 425 | 204 |
45 | They say to go to the ER after 4 hours. | 1.5416 | 0.01849 | 1492 | 879 | 418 | 195 |
46 | If we die like this, we could be a really confusing fossil. | 1.5415 | 0.02433 | 820 | 473 | 250 | 97 |
47 | Stop calling this a 'simple twist of fate'. | 1.5385 | 0.01831 | 1469 | 857 | 433 | 179 |
48 | Until now I didn’t know lions could laugh. | 1.5317 | 0.02104 | 1136 | 676 | 316 | 144 |
49 | I don't usually do this on a first date. | 1.5295 | 0.01975 | 1120 | 632 | 383 | 105 |
50 | I can’t seem to wrap my head around you wrapping your head around my head. | 1.5279 | 0.01866 | 1362 | 796 | 413 | 153 |
51 | I hate yoga | 1.5274 | 0.01857 | 1462 | 877 | 399 | 186 |
52 | Can we please just do a pinky swear next time, like everyone else? | 1.5225 | 0.01843 | 1397 | 824 | 416 | 157 |
53 | Oh my, I've never gone this far on a first date! | 1.5201 | 0.01852 | 1342 | 785 | 416 | 141 |
54 | This is the last time we try couples yoga. | 1.5189 | 0.01885 | 1295 | 759 | 400 | 136 |
55 | Wait...my left or your left? | 1.5189 | 0.01885 | 1324 | 783 | 395 | 146 |
56 | Geoffrey’s first kiss did not go as planned. | 1.5118 | 0.02008 | 1188 | 716 | 336 | 136 |
57 | Ugh. I warned you that sex therapist was a snake. | 1.5055 | 0.02156 | 1086 | 675 | 273 | 138 |
58 | I don't understand why necking is a thing? | 1.5054 | 0.02050 | 1104 | 664 | 322 | 118 |
59 | It looked a lot more fun in the Kama Sutra. | 1.5010 | 0.02162 | 1010 | 616 | 282 | 112 |
60 | My clockwise or your clockwise? | 1.5000 | 0.02513 | 700 | 417 | 216 | 67 |
61 | My mother always said ‘Once you start necking there’s no telling where it might end.’ | 1.4953 | 0.02255 | 957 | 596 | 248 | 113 |
62 | Just take the photo, Dwayne! I’m starting to regret this! | 1.4947 | 0.02218 | 944 | 578 | 265 | 101 |
63 | My right, not your right. | 1.4942 | 0.02241 | 951 | 589 | 254 | 108 |
64 | A simple kiss on the cheek would have been fine. | 1.4919 | 0.02085 | 921 | 537 | 315 | 69 |
65 | "Herbert, have we gotten too wrapped up in each other?" | 1.4918 | 0.02255 | 911 | 560 | 254 | 97 |
66 | Do you remember how we wound up together? | 1.4890 | 0.02320 | 865 | 535 | 237 | 93 |
67 | Well, once we had a relationship. Now it's just an entanglement. | 1.4838 | 0.02279 | 833 | 506 | 251 | 76 |
68 | Um, this may not be the best time to bring it up but .... LION!!!!! | 1.4735 | 0.02508 | 735 | 465 | 192 | 78 |
69 | Just don't cough. | 1.4725 | 0.02500 | 726 | 457 | 195 | 74 |
70 | I think the Kama Sutra is not for us | 1.4720 | 0.02483 | 714 | 445 | 201 | 68 |
71 | I always love necking with you. | 1.4718 | 0.02467 | 727 | 454 | 203 | 70 |
72 | I just never dreamed we'd wind up together. | 1.4703 | 0.02519 | 706 | 444 | 192 | 70 |
73 | How did we wind up like this? | 1.4693 | 0.03188 | 488 | 319 | 109 | 60 |
74 | I think we must be doing it wrong. | 1.4681 | 0.02417 | 690 | 420 | 217 | 53 |
75 | ...120, 121, 122! Now count mine. | 1.4672 | 0.02696 | 685 | 450 | 150 | 85 |
76 | Good thing it's not a threesome. | 1.4660 | 0.02641 | 676 | 436 | 165 | 75 |
77 | Are you seeing someone behind my back? | 1.4648 | 0.02689 | 654 | 423 | 158 | 73 |
78 | No - my left not your left. | 1.4648 | 0.02616 | 667 | 426 | 172 | 69 |
79 | Let's just hope National Geographic isn't around. | 1.4646 | 0.02738 | 663 | 437 | 144 | 82 |
80 | I still don’t see it. | 1.4606 | 0.02620 | 634 | 401 | 174 | 59 |
81 | And how, exactly, do you define 'anticlockwise'? | 1.4600 | 0.02554 | 637 | 397 | 187 | 53 |
82 | You'd better figure this out before my dad gets back..... | 1.4579 | 0.02764 | 618 | 404 | 145 | 69 |
83 | I don’t know why humans think ‘necking’ is so great... | 1.4568 | 0.02643 | 613 | 388 | 170 | 55 |
84 | Sorry—it’s my first time, too. | 1.4566 | 0.02588 | 611 | 381 | 181 | 49 |
85 | I'll watch my back, and you watch yours. | 1.4550 | 0.02642 | 600 | 378 | 171 | 51 |
86 | Don't give me that 'A-Wimoweh' crap. If the lion doesn't sleep tonight, we're screwed. | 1.4516 | 0.03139 | 516 | 350 | 99 | 67 |
87 | Let's just stay home tonight and unwind. | 1.4465 | 0.02907 | 551 | 365 | 126 | 60 |
88 | One more try: I'll move anti-clockwise, you just STAY THE HELL STILL. | 1.4451 | 0.02998 | 537 | 361 | 113 | 63 |
89 | You're from Great Neck? I'm from Great Neck! | 1.4440 | 0.03016 | 527 | 354 | 112 | 61 |
90 | I still can’t see you! | 1.4438 | 0.02804 | 534 | 343 | 145 | 46 |
91 | I guess now is a good time to tell you... I need some space. | 1.4434 | 0.02955 | 530 | 352 | 121 | 57 |
92 | Trust me, all the European giraffes do it this way. | 1.4402 | 0.02916 | 518 | 340 | 128 | 50 |
93 | Sorry, I guess that's my butt that looks fat. | 1.4379 | 0.03051 | 507 | 342 | 108 | 57 |
94 | I think I’m going to sneeze. | 1.4371 | 0.02999 | 501 | 333 | 117 | 51 |
95 | I always hoped we'd wind up together. | 1.4366 | 0.02920 | 497 | 324 | 129 | 44 |
96 | We're screwed, Harold. | 1.4364 | 0.02915 | 495 | 322 | 130 | 43 |
97 | Lions! Run! | 1.4364 | 0.02957 | 495 | 325 | 124 | 46 |
98 | Well, now you’ve done it — Harold will be home any moment. | 1.4358 | 0.03097 | 491 | 332 | 104 | 55 |
99 | You stand still and I'll walk around you. | 1.4347 | 0.02949 | 490 | 321 | 125 | 44 |
100 | I think we need to spend a little time apart. | 1.4344 | 0.02943 | 488 | 319 | 126 | 43 |
101 | You're not really a chiropractor, are you? | 1.4324 | 0.02929 | 481 | 313 | 128 | 40 |
102 | I told you the Camel Sutra wouldn't work for us! | 1.4317 | 0.03206 | 454 | 308 | 96 | 50 |
103 | I think four is the Serengeti record. | 1.4316 | 0.02924 | 475 | 308 | 129 | 38 |
104 | I said COUNTER clockwise. | 1.4313 | 0.02887 | 473 | 304 | 134 | 35 |
105 | I hate to tell you this, but I have to cough. | 1.4307 | 0.02950 | 476 | 311 | 125 | 40 |
106 | Let's just try missionary. | 1.4292 | 0.03185 | 452 | 306 | 98 | 48 |
107 | Should we exchange insurance information? | 1.4286 | 0.03058 | 462 | 307 | 112 | 43 |
108 | We should go somewhere and unwind. | 1.4286 | 0.03163 | 462 | 314 | 98 | 50 |
109 | And that's how I met your mother, kids. | 1.4270 | 0.03090 | 452 | 301 | 109 | 42 |
110 | If that lion circles us one more time, we’re done for. | 1.4267 | 0.03240 | 450 | 309 | 90 | 51 |
111 | It confuses the lions. | 1.4267 | 0.03099 | 450 | 300 | 108 | 42 |
112 | This is exactly why I told you I wanted to avoid entanglements. | 1.4257 | 0.03094 | 451 | 301 | 108 | 42 |
113 | Well, it takes two to tangle. | 1.4240 | 0.03094 | 441 | 293 | 109 | 39 |
114 | Wanna have a drink to unwind? | 1.4237 | 0.03219 | 439 | 299 | 94 | 46 |
115 | We're south of the equator,fool, go counterclockwise. | 1.4223 | 0.03109 | 431 | 286 | 108 | 37 |
116 | Trust me, if we unwind really, really fast—we'll fly. | 1.4220 | 0.03049 | 436 | 287 | 114 | 35 |
117 | Yes I love you... in a twisted sort of way... | 1.4209 | 0.03165 | 430 | 289 | 101 | 40 |
118 | Just act casual. | 1.4206 | 0.03158 | 428 | 287 | 102 | 39 |
119 | Okay, let's call it a tie. | 1.4206 | 0.03070 | 428 | 282 | 112 | 34 |
120 | That's the last time I'll watch a tennis match with you. | 1.4198 | 0.03072 | 424 | 279 | 112 | 33 |
121 | I overheard the lions calling us a ‘two for one special’. | 1.4198 | 0.03317 | 424 | 293 | 84 | 47 |
122 | I meant "your" left | 1.4187 | 0.03282 | 418 | 286 | 89 | 43 |
123 | Everyone always said we would wind up together. | 1.4187 | 0.03211 | 418 | 282 | 97 | 39 |
124 | Let's just have a drink and unwind. | 1.4165 | 0.03201 | 413 | 278 | 98 | 37 |
125 | The hyenas are laughing. | 1.4156 | 0.03260 | 409 | 278 | 92 | 39 |
126 | This way, we always have each other's backs. | 1.4152 | 0.03177 | 407 | 272 | 101 | 34 |
127 | I think we should consciously uncouple | 1.4148 | 0.03283 | 405 | 276 | 90 | 39 |
128 | We must have really tied one on last night. | 1.4144 | 0.03160 | 403 | 268 | 103 | 32 |
129 | No, your left...my right! | 1.4140 | 0.03051 | 401 | 261 | 114 | 26 |
130 | No, below the equator we go counter clockwise." | 1.4124 | 0.03285 | 388 | 262 | 92 | 34 |
131 | I think we need a safe word" | 1.4112 | 0.03308 | 394 | 269 | 88 | 37 |
132 | You lost me at put your right foot in, then put your right foot out | 1.4107 | 0.03319 | 392 | 268 | 87 | 37 |
133 | I stick my neck out for you and all you do it twist what I say! | 1.4107 | 0.03397 | 392 | 272 | 79 | 41 |
134 | OK, now counterclockwise. | 1.4098 | 0.03222 | 388 | 260 | 97 | 31 |
135 | Did you even read the instructions? | 1.4093 | 0.03212 | 386 | 258 | 98 | 30 |
136 | OK, now do you understand the DNA double helix? | 1.4089 | 0.03368 | 384 | 264 | 83 | 37 |
137 | Let’s call it a tie. | 1.4080 | 0.03384 | 375 | 257 | 83 | 35 |
138 | If you say, 'No, over there!' one more time I swear I'm going to figure out how to kick you. | 1.4070 | 0.03452 | 371 | 257 | 77 | 37 |
139 | I think it's time we split up. | 1.4070 | 0.03388 | 371 | 254 | 83 | 34 |
140 | I have no idea why your therapist thinks we're codependent. | 1.4069 | 0.03226 | 376 | 251 | 97 | 28 |
141 | Oh, what a tangled web we weaved | 1.4069 | 0.03459 | 376 | 262 | 75 | 39 |
142 | Who would have thought we would wind up together? | 1.4069 | 0.03480 | 376 | 263 | 73 | 40 |
143 | So, now that we've twisted the night away, what do you suggest we do now? | 1.4062 | 0.03320 | 357 | 239 | 91 | 27 |
144 | Mom, I'm only going to be away a couple days! | 1.4056 | 0.03592 | 360 | 254 | 66 | 40 |
145 | If its all the same to you, next time we should just fist bump. | 1.4054 | 0.03371 | 370 | 253 | 84 | 33 |
146 | Did they take the picture yet? | 1.4054 | 0.03216 | 370 | 246 | 98 | 26 |
147 | I think we should seperate,Geoffrey. | 1.4043 | 0.03407 | 371 | 256 | 80 | 35 |
148 | Sometimes I feel we're too wrapped up in each other. | 1.4043 | 0.03342 | 371 | 253 | 86 | 32 |
149 | We screwed up. | 1.4043 | 0.03299 | 371 | 251 | 90 | 30 |
150 | Stop swallowing - you're choking me. | 1.4043 | 0.03299 | 371 | 251 | 90 | 30 |
151 | Look, if you don't want to kiss me you should just say so. | 1.4032 | 0.03269 | 372 | 251 | 92 | 29 |
152 | Neckrophilia in the wild | 1.4027 | 0.03402 | 365 | 251 | 81 | 33 |
153 | I think I prefer missionary. | 1.4027 | 0.03468 | 365 | 254 | 75 | 36 |
154 | Look at me when I'm talking to you! | 1.4018 | 0.03586 | 336 | 233 | 71 | 32 |
155 | I've heard of necking, but this is just silly. | 1.4000 | 0.03280 | 355 | 238 | 92 | 25 |
156 | Look..I don't want to go round and round on this. | 1.3994 | 0.03412 | 353 | 242 | 81 | 30 |
157 | You're right. Let's not feed each other cake at the wedding. | 1.3994 | 0.03436 | 353 | 243 | 79 | 31 |
158 | I think it’s over and under and THEN around. | 1.3994 | 0.03341 | 353 | 239 | 87 | 27 |
159 | Let's play twister, they said. It'll be fun, they said... | 1.3994 | 0.03436 | 353 | 243 | 79 | 31 |
160 | ....and that’s what it’s all about! | 1.3994 | 0.03528 | 353 | 247 | 71 | 35 |
161 | Nope, it still itches. | 1.3989 | 0.03344 | 356 | 242 | 86 | 28 |
162 | I'm not sure I like this new twist in our relationship. | 1.3989 | 0.03297 | 356 | 240 | 90 | 26 |
163 | You were the one who wanted to do the hokey pokey and turn yourself around.' | 1.3989 | 0.03402 | 351 | 240 | 82 | 29 |
164 | I hope second base is easier. | 1.3983 | 0.03366 | 349 | 237 | 85 | 27 |
165 | You do have an irregular spot on the back of your neck. | 1.3977 | 0.03501 | 347 | 241 | 74 | 32 |
166 | Why won't you ever look at me when I am talking to you! | 1.3972 | 0.03373 | 355 | 243 | 83 | 29 |
167 | Oh no! The kids are home early! | 1.3935 | 0.03709 | 338 | 243 | 57 | 38 |
168 | I forget our safe word. | 1.3935 | 0.03564 | 338 | 237 | 69 | 32 |
169 | Well this is a plot twist. | 1.3935 | 0.03464 | 338 | 233 | 77 | 28 |
170 | Do you think we have a twisted relationship? | 1.3933 | 0.03376 | 328 | 221 | 85 | 22 |
171 | Good question. How do you usually unwind? | 1.3929 | 0.03579 | 336 | 236 | 68 | 32 |
172 | Couldn’t we just neck without going all the way? | 1.3922 | 0.03593 | 334 | 235 | 67 | 32 |
173 | Maybe next time we skip the foreplay? | 1.3922 | 0.03466 | 334 | 230 | 77 | 27 |
174 | This is all very nice, Arthur, but my folks are going to want to see a ring. | 1.3917 | 0.03418 | 337 | 231 | 80 | 26 |
175 | You'll do anything to avoid kissing me. | 1.3916 | 0.03401 | 332 | 226 | 82 | 24 |
176 | One more time, righty tighty, lefty loosey. | 1.3916 | 0.03708 | 332 | 238 | 58 | 36 |
177 | Let’s twist again like we did last summer. | 1.3913 | 0.03556 | 322 | 223 | 72 | 27 |
178 | Since I have you here, do you have a moment to talk about our Lord and Savior, Jesus Christ? | 1.3910 | 0.03534 | 335 | 234 | 71 | 30 |
179 | I take it you missed me? | 1.3902 | 0.03482 | 328 | 226 | 76 | 26 |
180 | You always twist things around when we argue. | 1.3902 | 0.03614 | 328 | 231 | 66 | 31 |
181 | Making a promise sure would be easier if we had pinkies! | 1.3902 | 0.03588 | 328 | 230 | 68 | 30 |
182 | You have a twisted sense of humor and are a real pain in the neck. | 1.3896 | 0.03681 | 326 | 232 | 61 | 33 |
183 | Uh oh, lion... | 1.3875 | 0.03595 | 320 | 224 | 68 | 28 |
184 | This is exactly why we need a safe word. | 1.3868 | 0.03583 | 318 | 222 | 69 | 27 |
185 | You'd think we'd learn. | 1.3868 | 0.03583 | 318 | 222 | 69 | 27 |
186 | I'm uncomfortable with this arrangement. | 1.3861 | 0.03571 | 316 | 220 | 70 | 26 |
187 | Now can we ask for directions? | 1.3861 | 0.04812 | 158 | 107 | 41 | 10 |
188 | Wait. Am I looking at your ass or mine? | 1.3861 | 0.03626 | 316 | 222 | 66 | 28 |
189 | I don't mean to hurt you but I think I need a bit more freedom in our relationship. | 1.3854 | 0.03351 | 314 | 211 | 85 | 18 |
190 | Don’t take it the wrong way, I just feel like I need some space. | 1.3854 | 0.03411 | 314 | 213 | 81 | 20 |
191 | Now that I know that you're flexible, I know something else we might try. | 1.3854 | 0.03470 | 314 | 215 | 77 | 22 |
192 | No wonder we’re almost extinct. | 1.3849 | 0.03418 | 317 | 216 | 80 | 21 |
193 | It's not you, it's me. | 1.3846 | 0.03630 | 312 | 219 | 66 | 27 |
194 | That’s it. No more texting while foraging. | 1.3846 | 0.03658 | 312 | 220 | 64 | 28 |
195 | I was just following Google maps. | 1.3846 | 0.03630 | 312 | 219 | 66 | 27 |
196 | So then I asked, what's a double helix? | 1.3841 | 0.03577 | 315 | 220 | 69 | 26 |
197 | Next dance, let me lead. | 1.3841 | 0.03432 | 315 | 215 | 79 | 21 |
198 | If we could untangle your earbuds, we can do this. | 1.3840 | 0.04031 | 250 | 175 | 54 | 21 |
199 | Shall we make it official and tie the knot? | 1.3831 | 0.03633 | 308 | 216 | 66 | 26 |
200 | Henry, will you stop screwing around? | 1.3831 | 0.03514 | 308 | 212 | 74 | 22 |
201 | Geoffrey it was just a spider. Get off of me. | 1.3826 | 0.03748 | 311 | 223 | 57 | 31 |
202 | We may be too wrapped up in each other. | 1.3826 | 0.03520 | 311 | 215 | 73 | 23 |
203 | Don't sneeze. | 1.3826 | 0.03636 | 311 | 219 | 65 | 27 |
204 | I'm not the only one that thinks our relationship is twisted. | 1.3826 | 0.03563 | 298 | 205 | 72 | 21 |
205 | We have to reevaluate our secret handshake. | 1.3824 | 0.03619 | 306 | 214 | 67 | 25 |
206 | This can’t be right. | 1.3824 | 0.03590 | 306 | 213 | 69 | 24 |
207 | I just can’t face you when we get this way. | 1.3824 | 0.03736 | 306 | 218 | 59 | 29 |
208 | Okay, let's stop watching the vultures. | 1.3816 | 0.03753 | 304 | 217 | 58 | 29 |
209 | I realize this may not be the best time, but Chad, I want a divorce. | 1.3808 | 0.03591 | 302 | 210 | 69 | 23 |
210 | Boris Johnson said this would be easy. | 1.3803 | 0.03596 | 305 | 213 | 68 | 24 |
211 | You just had to drag me into your twisted world. | 1.3800 | 0.03513 | 300 | 206 | 74 | 20 |
212 | I had never seen a drone either | 1.3800 | 0.03758 | 300 | 214 | 58 | 28 |
213 | When the safari comes by, we're gonna rule Instagram. | 1.3795 | 0.03902 | 303 | 222 | 47 | 34 |
214 | I don't care--tell a joke, whatever, just keep the lion laughing while I figure this out. | 1.3787 | 0.03597 | 301 | 210 | 68 | 23 |
215 | OK! I'll say it. We're neck-and-neck! | 1.3784 | 0.03607 | 296 | 206 | 68 | 22 |
216 | Remember now- Righty tighty, Lefty loosy, | 1.3784 | 0.03823 | 296 | 213 | 54 | 29 |
217 | Where are you? | 1.3784 | 0.03511 | 296 | 203 | 74 | 19 |
218 | Can we skip the team-building exercises next time? | 1.3780 | 0.03809 | 291 | 208 | 56 | 27 |
219 | Okay, so according to the song, all we have to do now is ‘Shout!’ | 1.3774 | 0.04006 | 265 | 190 | 50 | 25 |
220 | I can't wait to see you again either. | 1.3772 | 0.03705 | 281 | 196 | 64 | 21 |
221 | I knew it was a mistake to try couples yoga. | 1.3771 | 0.03629 | 297 | 208 | 66 | 23 |
222 | That's the last time we watch a drone together! | 1.3763 | 0.03677 | 295 | 208 | 63 | 24 |
223 | I think we've just invented the icon for Veterinarians. | 1.3763 | 0.03739 | 295 | 210 | 59 | 26 |
224 | Could be worse. It could’ve been drawn by Escher | 1.3763 | 0.03800 | 295 | 212 | 55 | 28 |
225 | Let me guess, this is the first time you’ve necked. | 1.3763 | 0.03613 | 295 | 206 | 67 | 22 |
226 | Let's hope one of those photo safaris doesn't drive by. | 1.3763 | 0.03645 | 295 | 207 | 65 | 23 |
227 | I can't believe I let you drag me into this couple's yoga thing. | 1.3754 | 0.03756 | 293 | 209 | 58 | 26 |
228 | Yep, we're both completely covered in them... | 1.3754 | 0.03725 | 293 | 208 | 60 | 25 |
229 | Yeah, it looked exotic, but they were snakes! | 1.3750 | 0.03462 | 280 | 189 | 77 | 14 |
230 | This why I hate foreplay. | 1.3746 | 0.03836 | 291 | 210 | 53 | 28 |
231 | I have to pee. | 1.3745 | 0.03909 | 267 | 190 | 54 | 23 |
232 | My bad. I forgot our safe word. | 1.3741 | 0.03714 | 294 | 209 | 60 | 25 |
233 | My mother warned me about too much necking | 1.3737 | 0.03629 | 289 | 202 | 66 | 21 |
234 | OK, first base. Now what? | 1.3737 | 0.03695 | 289 | 204 | 62 | 23 |
235 | I think we should spend some time apart. | 1.3737 | 0.03629 | 289 | 202 | 66 | 21 |
236 | You say Kama Sutra. I say Chiropractor. | 1.3737 | 0.03735 | 281 | 198 | 61 | 22 |
237 | This isn't quite what I imagined when you asked if I wanted to screw. | 1.3732 | 0.03773 | 284 | 202 | 58 | 24 |
238 | I'm so glad I wound up with you. | 1.3728 | 0.03612 | 287 | 200 | 67 | 20 |
239 | Relationship status: it’s complicated | 1.3725 | 0.03885 | 247 | 172 | 58 | 17 |
240 | I think it’s time for a conscious uncoupling. | 1.3724 | 0.03749 | 290 | 207 | 58 | 25 |
241 | My therapist says I have boundary issues. | 1.3724 | 0.03586 | 290 | 202 | 68 | 20 |
242 | Hurry up! Take the picture! | 1.3723 | 0.03724 | 282 | 199 | 61 | 22 |
243 | No, no,no. Counterclockwise! Counterclockwise! | 1.3723 | 0.03690 | 282 | 198 | 63 | 21 |
244 | Are you seeing what I'm seeing? | 1.3723 | 0.03656 | 282 | 197 | 65 | 20 |
245 | Act natural, maybe no one will notice. | 1.3723 | 0.03758 | 282 | 200 | 59 | 23 |
246 | If you had only asked for directions.... | 1.3719 | 0.03828 | 285 | 205 | 54 | 26 |
247 | Let's check the book again, something seems to be wrong. | 1.3719 | 0.03663 | 285 | 200 | 64 | 21 |
248 | My parents warned me about necking. | 1.3706 | 0.03816 | 286 | 206 | 54 | 26 |
249 | I think we're screwed no matter how we look at it. | 1.3705 | 0.03690 | 278 | 195 | 63 | 20 |
250 | If this doesn't get a yoga position named after us, nothing will. | 1.3704 | 0.04054 | 243 | 173 | 50 | 20 |
251 | I think we just took a turn for the worse. | 1.3701 | 0.03832 | 281 | 202 | 54 | 25 |
252 | Is this your twisted idea of romance? | 1.3680 | 0.04051 | 250 | 180 | 48 | 22 |
253 | I'm not convinced that "Giraffe Kama Sutra" was actually written by a giraffe. | 1.3673 | 0.03713 | 275 | 194 | 61 | 20 |
254 | We just don't to seem to see eye to eye anymore. | 1.3667 | 0.03686 | 270 | 189 | 63 | 18 |
255 | This is why I hate hugs. | 1.3667 | 0.03686 | 270 | 189 | 63 | 18 |
256 | This is our last tango | 1.3657 | 0.03741 | 268 | 189 | 60 | 19 |
257 | Sorry, it's my first time. | 1.3653 | 0.03749 | 271 | 192 | 59 | 20 |
258 | Shoot, I forgot the selfie stick! | 1.3653 | 0.03857 | 271 | 195 | 53 | 23 |
259 | Think this will confuse the Trump boys enough that they won't shoot us? | 1.3643 | 0.03947 | 269 | 196 | 48 | 25 |
260 | Now it says right ear on brown circle. Well that doesn't help! | 1.3643 | 0.03947 | 269 | 196 | 48 | 25 |
261 | That’s not exactly what I had in mind when I suggested a necktie | 1.3643 | 0.03804 | 269 | 192 | 56 | 21 |
262 | I still don't see what they say is so great about necking. | 1.3643 | 0.03767 | 269 | 191 | 58 | 20 |
263 | We have a very twisted relationship. | 1.3643 | 0.03804 | 269 | 192 | 56 | 21 |
264 | You always twist everything I say. | 1.3633 | 0.03976 | 256 | 185 | 49 | 22 |
265 | We really should have paid more attention in SexEd | 1.3630 | 0.03934 | 270 | 197 | 48 | 25 |
266 | Uh-oh. I think I'm going to sneeze. | 1.3626 | 0.03718 | 262 | 184 | 61 | 17 |
267 | I think we're doing it wrong? | 1.3623 | 0.03689 | 265 | 186 | 62 | 17 |
268 | Uh, hi Mom! We're doing math homework! | 1.3623 | 0.03650 | 265 | 185 | 64 | 16 |
269 | And you're sure this is necking? | 1.3623 | 0.03766 | 265 | 188 | 58 | 19 |
270 | Next time let's just high-five. | 1.3619 | 0.04229 | 210 | 149 | 46 | 15 |
271 | Well, here's another fine mess you've gotten us into. | 1.3615 | 0.03968 | 260 | 189 | 48 | 23 |
272 | Here comes a safari bus - quick, let's go back to doing nothing | 1.3612 | 0.03935 | 263 | 191 | 49 | 23 |
273 | Yet another bad idea from your therapist. | 1.3612 | 0.03898 | 263 | 190 | 51 | 22 |
274 | I am trying to see things your way! | 1.3605 | 0.03912 | 258 | 186 | 51 | 21 |
275 | That new spot on your butt looks fine. How's do my spots look? | 1.3602 | 0.03955 | 261 | 190 | 48 | 23 |
276 | Lefty loosey, righty tighty! | 1.3602 | 0.03955 | 261 | 190 | 48 | 23 |
277 | Some day we will be on the Endangered Species List and this will be a big reason why. | 1.3591 | 0.03822 | 259 | 185 | 55 | 19 |
278 | I TOLD you I wanted a relationship with no entanglements. | 1.3580 | 0.04034 | 257 | 189 | 44 | 24 |
279 | I think I've got it this time: On the count of three, we BOTH go clockwise. | 1.3580 | 0.03553 | 257 | 177 | 68 | 12 |
280 | What part of ‘’let’s avoid attracting tourists’” you didn’t understand. | 1.3580 | 0.03841 | 257 | 184 | 54 | 19 |
281 | It's gonna take a lot to drag me away from you. | 1.3580 | 0.03801 | 257 | 183 | 56 | 18 |
282 | It’s called “necking”, although I don’t see the attraction. | 1.3569 | 0.03900 | 255 | 184 | 51 | 20 |
283 | I'm confused - which one is me ? | 1.3569 | 0.03940 | 255 | 185 | 49 | 21 |
284 | No, I said, "righty tighty, LEFTY LOOSEY!" | 1.3569 | 0.03780 | 255 | 181 | 57 | 17 |
285 | Next time we lose the remote, only one of us looks for it . | 1.3569 | 0.03820 | 255 | 182 | 55 | 18 |
286 | I don't know. I just think at some point something has to go IN somewhere. | 1.3560 | 0.03788 | 250 | 177 | 57 | 16 |
287 | You're sure that the invitation said "neck ties mandatory"? | 1.3557 | 0.04039 | 253 | 186 | 44 | 23 |
288 | There’s a spider on your butt, or is it mine? | 1.3557 | 0.03798 | 253 | 180 | 56 | 17 |
289 | I might have been raised in captivity, but I’m pretty sure this is where babies come from. | 1.3557 | 0.04000 | 253 | 185 | 46 | 22 |
290 | No, YOU'RE being clingy! | 1.3557 | 0.03798 | 253 | 180 | 56 | 17 |
291 | So where do YOU go to unwind? | 1.3557 | 0.04191 | 253 | 190 | 36 | 27 |
292 | I'm feeling ready to update our relationship status to: "It's complicated." | 1.3557 | 0.03920 | 253 | 183 | 50 | 20 |
293 | THE HAZARDS OF NECKING: A CAUTIONARY TALE | 1.3557 | 0.03880 | 253 | 182 | 52 | 19 |
294 | Your mother's coming. Look happy. | 1.3557 | 0.03839 | 253 | 181 | 54 | 18 |
295 | Now I remember why we mate so infrequently. | 1.3548 | 0.03676 | 248 | 173 | 62 | 13 |
296 | Are you sure the book said form a double helix? | 1.3548 | 0.03676 | 248 | 173 | 62 | 13 |
297 | Let's go back to missionary. | 1.3548 | 0.03850 | 248 | 177 | 54 | 17 |
298 | When you said you were kinky, this isn't what I had in mind. | 1.3546 | 0.03817 | 251 | 179 | 55 | 17 |
299 | Maybe watching the race from the middle of the track was not such a good idea. | 1.3546 | 0.03900 | 251 | 181 | 51 | 19 |
300 | It’s a tie game - we’re neck and neck | 1.3546 | 0.03981 | 251 | 183 | 47 | 21 |
301 | I have your back. | 1.3540 | 0.04105 | 226 | 163 | 46 | 17 |
302 | It wasn't enough to have me wrapped around your finger? | 1.3525 | 0.03757 | 244 | 172 | 58 | 14 |
303 | This relationship has taken a strange twist. | 1.3525 | 0.03712 | 244 | 171 | 60 | 13 |
304 | Let's call it a neck tie. | 1.3525 | 0.04017 | 244 | 178 | 46 | 20 |
305 | Sex? We can't even figure out necking! | 1.3522 | 0.03637 | 247 | 172 | 63 | 12 |
306 | ...Another fine mess you've gotten us into... | 1.3522 | 0.04023 | 247 | 181 | 45 | 21 |
307 | What say we unwind tonight and order takeout? | 1.3522 | 0.04023 | 247 | 181 | 45 | 21 |
308 | It was tango lessons not tangle lessons. | 1.3522 | 0.03899 | 247 | 178 | 51 | 18 |
309 | Because we can. | 1.3517 | 0.03979 | 236 | 170 | 49 | 17 |
310 | Wait a sec... Which spot did you want me to look at? | 1.3512 | 0.03996 | 242 | 176 | 47 | 19 |
311 | Wouldn't a high five be simpler? | 1.3512 | 0.03730 | 242 | 170 | 59 | 13 |
312 | I'm still hicupping. Now what? | 1.3510 | 0.04086 | 245 | 181 | 42 | 22 |
313 | Am I seeing what you're seeing, or are you seeing what I'm seeing? | 1.3510 | 0.03789 | 245 | 174 | 56 | 15 |
314 | All of my friends told me not to get tangled up with you. | 1.3510 | 0.03876 | 245 | 176 | 52 | 17 |
315 | Remember when a handshake was enough ? | 1.3510 | 0.03699 | 245 | 172 | 60 | 13 |
316 | So are we like a thing now? | 1.3500 | 0.03886 | 240 | 172 | 52 | 16 |
317 | What the hell is 'conscious uncoupling'? | 1.3487 | 0.03996 | 238 | 173 | 47 | 18 |
318 | Is this your first time? | 1.3487 | 0.03951 | 238 | 172 | 49 | 17 |
319 | Don't panic! If I can untangle the Christmas lights, I can figure this out, too. | 1.3487 | 0.03767 | 238 | 168 | 57 | 13 |
320 | But do you think she'll notice the hickey? | 1.3487 | 0.03814 | 238 | 169 | 55 | 14 |
321 | For once, try to see things my way. | 1.3487 | 0.03996 | 238 | 173 | 47 | 18 |
322 | Everyone told me you could be a pain in the neck, but I didn’t believe them. | 1.3487 | 0.05219 | 152 | 113 | 25 | 14 |
323 | This relationship is strangling me. | 1.3485 | 0.03594 | 241 | 167 | 64 | 10 |
324 | We shouldn’t have installed a ceiling fan! | 1.3485 | 0.04004 | 241 | 176 | 46 | 19 |
325 | This is why I wanted to take dance lessons before the wedding. | 1.3483 | 0.04794 | 178 | 132 | 30 | 16 |
326 | I thought I was straight. | 1.3478 | 0.03902 | 230 | 164 | 52 | 14 |
327 | Is this what monogamy feels like? | 1.3475 | 0.04062 | 236 | 173 | 44 | 19 |
328 | We really need to work on keeping our cool when there's a bee around" | 1.3473 | 0.04026 | 239 | 175 | 45 | 19 |
329 | Left hoof, green. | 1.3473 | 0.03982 | 239 | 174 | 47 | 18 |
330 | On the next episode of "Nature"...when Giraffe secret handshakes go horribly wrong. | 1.3473 | 0.03707 | 239 | 168 | 59 | 12 |
331 | Saying you are a pain in the neck doesn’t BEGIN to describe it. | 1.3473 | 0.03982 | 239 | 174 | 47 | 18 |
332 | Next time we see a tourist helicopter circling overhead let’s not stand so close. | 1.3473 | 0.03982 | 239 | 174 | 47 | 18 |
333 | Ok, now wiggle your front left hoof. | 1.3462 | 0.03806 | 234 | 166 | 55 | 13 |
334 | Couples yoga, you said. It'll be fun, you said. | 1.3462 | 0.04173 | 234 | 174 | 39 | 21 |
335 | I''ll always have your back. | 1.3462 | 0.04303 | 234 | 177 | 33 | 24 |
336 | They said we would wind up like this. | 1.3462 | 0.03901 | 234 | 168 | 51 | 15 |
337 | We just tied the knot! | 1.3462 | 0.03948 | 234 | 169 | 49 | 16 |
338 | You always were a pain in the neck. | 1.3462 | 0.04085 | 234 | 172 | 43 | 19 |
339 | Oh, no--my parents are back! | 1.3448 | 0.04062 | 232 | 170 | 44 | 18 |
340 | Must you twist everything I say? | 1.3448 | 0.03921 | 232 | 167 | 50 | 15 |
341 | Next time a bee comes let's run in opposite directions. | 1.3448 | 0.04016 | 232 | 169 | 46 | 17 |
342 | So what do you do to unwind? | 1.3448 | 0.03921 | 232 | 167 | 50 | 15 |
343 | Look me straight in the eye and say that. | 1.3448 | 0.04016 | 232 | 169 | 46 | 17 |
344 | Let's just agree to disagree. | 1.3448 | 0.03825 | 232 | 165 | 54 | 13 |
345 | You put your left foot in: I'll put my left foot out..... | 1.3447 | 0.04070 | 235 | 173 | 43 | 19 |
346 | Let’s just get to the watering hole and ask the elephants. | 1.3436 | 0.03978 | 227 | 164 | 48 | 15 |
347 | Let's decide on a safe word before we get to the Gordian Knot position! | 1.3436 | 0.04075 | 227 | 166 | 44 | 17 |
348 | Dammit, Bill, I told you we should’ve asked for directions. | 1.3436 | 0.03879 | 227 | 162 | 52 | 13 |
349 | And then you said, "let's dance closer to the ceiling fan!" | 1.3435 | 0.04131 | 230 | 170 | 41 | 19 |
350 | Now that we can watch each other's back, what happens if we need to run? | 1.3435 | 0.04084 | 230 | 169 | 43 | 18 |
351 | This is nothing...just wait until we get to second base! | 1.3433 | 0.04355 | 233 | 178 | 30 | 25 |
352 | Next time, let's shake hands. | 1.3421 | 0.03815 | 228 | 162 | 54 | 12 |
353 | This always happens when YOU try to lead. | 1.3410 | 0.04151 | 217 | 159 | 42 | 16 |
354 | No, I don't need to ask for directions. | 1.3408 | 0.04218 | 223 | 166 | 38 | 19 |
355 | I'm looking forward to unwinding. It's been a long day. | 1.3408 | 0.04122 | 223 | 164 | 42 | 17 |
356 | If only we'd a moment to unwind | 1.3408 | 0.04170 | 223 | 165 | 40 | 18 |
357 | Right foot yellow | 1.3408 | 0.03972 | 223 | 161 | 48 | 14 |
358 | Is this foreplay or an extreme sport? | 1.3407 | 0.03936 | 226 | 163 | 49 | 14 |
359 | I told you, let ME lead! | 1.3407 | 0.03936 | 226 | 163 | 49 | 14 |
360 | Now what, Mr. Foreplay? | 1.3397 | 0.04094 | 209 | 151 | 45 | 13 |
361 | And that's a wrap. | 1.3394 | 0.04095 | 221 | 162 | 43 | 16 |
362 | Rightie tightie, Leftie loosie! | 1.3394 | 0.03994 | 221 | 160 | 47 | 14 |
363 | Have you had that spot looked at? | 1.3394 | 0.04095 | 221 | 162 | 43 | 16 |
364 | I've had it up to here with you. | 1.3393 | 0.04343 | 224 | 170 | 32 | 22 |
365 | I wish the lion would start circling in the opposite direction. | 1.3393 | 0.03906 | 224 | 161 | 50 | 13 |
366 | Let's go home and unwind. | 1.3393 | 0.04057 | 224 | 164 | 44 | 16 |
367 | Oh crap, my parents are home. | 1.3392 | 0.04209 | 227 | 170 | 37 | 20 |
368 | Sometimes I can't tell where I end and you begin. | 1.3378 | 0.03927 | 222 | 160 | 49 | 13 |
369 | Please do not get the hiccups or you will strangle the both of us. | 1.3378 | 0.03979 | 222 | 161 | 47 | 14 |
370 | Wow! Was it good for you? | 1.3378 | 0.04080 | 222 | 163 | 43 | 16 |
371 | I just can’t wrap my head around it. | 1.3378 | 0.03979 | 222 | 161 | 47 | 14 |
372 | After all these years of marriage, it's become very hard to determine where you end and I begin. | 1.3378 | 0.04227 | 222 | 166 | 37 | 19 |
373 | That made it worse. Try the other way. | 1.3378 | 0.03979 | 222 | 161 | 47 | 14 |
374 | Is it just me or did you find those directions hard to follow? | 1.3378 | 0.04322 | 222 | 168 | 33 | 21 |
375 | I’m changing our Facebook status to ‘It’s complicated’. | 1.3378 | 0.03979 | 222 | 161 | 47 | 14 |
376 | It’s only until the Ark leaves. | 1.3378 | 0.03927 | 222 | 160 | 49 | 13 |
377 | I think we should separate. | 1.3365 | 0.04062 | 211 | 153 | 45 | 13 |
378 | Trust me, this will get us on the Endangered Species List. | 1.3364 | 0.04252 | 220 | 165 | 36 | 19 |
379 | They made it look so easy on Pinterest. | 1.3364 | 0.04203 | 220 | 164 | 38 | 18 |
380 | Why do you always look the other way when I have something to say? | 1.3364 | 0.04153 | 220 | 163 | 40 | 17 |
381 | At this point, I don't think it matters whose neck is longest! | 1.3349 | 0.04075 | 218 | 160 | 43 | 15 |
382 | Uh, do you remember the safe word? | 1.3349 | 0.04075 | 218 | 160 | 43 | 15 |
383 | I told you it was a bad idea to go to the tennis match | 1.3349 | 0.04075 | 218 | 160 | 43 | 15 |
384 | Are you sure "lanyard" is a yoga pose? | 1.3348 | 0.03663 | 221 | 155 | 58 | 8 |
385 | There's a simpler way to explain DNA | 1.3333 | 0.04161 | 219 | 163 | 39 | 17 |
386 | I think the dress code said neck ties are optional. | 1.3333 | 0.04367 | 201 | 150 | 35 | 16 |
387 | I think I'm okay with being single. | 1.3333 | 0.03838 | 210 | 149 | 52 | 9 |
388 | A simple touch of noses would have done it for me. | 1.3333 | 0.03992 | 216 | 157 | 46 | 13 |
389 | Lean in closer, you said. Nibble on my ear, you said... | 1.3333 | 0.03862 | 213 | 152 | 51 | 10 |
390 | And then we do the hokey-pokey. | 1.3333 | 0.04347 | 213 | 161 | 33 | 19 |
391 | I swear! I read the directions three times. | 1.3333 | 0.03948 | 201 | 143 | 49 | 9 |
392 | So that’s what the hokey-pokey’s all about? | 1.3318 | 0.04216 | 211 | 157 | 38 | 16 |
393 | I'm really glad you don't like threesomes. | 1.3318 | 0.04216 | 211 | 157 | 38 | 16 |
394 | Thanks for the Heimlich maneuver -- I'm okay now. | 1.3318 | 0.03823 | 211 | 150 | 52 | 9 |
395 | Life is complex but love is twisted. | 1.3317 | 0.04337 | 199 | 148 | 36 | 15 |
396 | NO means no. | 1.3302 | 0.04037 | 212 | 155 | 44 | 13 |
397 | Ah, what’s our safe word!? | 1.3302 | 0.04146 | 212 | 157 | 40 | 15 |
398 | Sorry...gonna sneeze. | 1.3301 | 0.04019 | 209 | 152 | 45 | 12 |
399 | You lead. | 1.3301 | 0.04019 | 209 | 152 | 45 | 12 |
400 | I forget, which one am I? | 1.3301 | 0.04296 | 209 | 157 | 35 | 17 |
401 | That's not exactly what I meant when I said we should finally tie the knot, Louis. | 1.3301 | 0.04187 | 209 | 155 | 39 | 15 |
402 | I love your spots -- or are those mine? | 1.3301 | 0.04019 | 209 | 152 | 45 | 12 |
403 | Is this from the Kamasutra or Ruth Westheimer? | 1.3301 | 0.04187 | 209 | 155 | 39 | 15 |
404 | Next time, just a fist bump. | 1.3301 | 0.04019 | 209 | 152 | 45 | 12 |
405 | Okay, now what?! | 1.3301 | 0.04187 | 209 | 155 | 39 | 15 |
406 | I'm going to change my status to "in a relationship." | 1.3301 | 0.03903 | 209 | 150 | 49 | 10 |
407 | OK, so tango is harder than it looks. | 1.3301 | 0.04132 | 209 | 154 | 41 | 14 |
408 | ”Head in, head out. Well, you can forget shake it all about. | 1.3301 | 0.04187 | 209 | 155 | 39 | 15 |
409 | Why don't we just untwist and shout! | 1.3301 | 0.04296 | 209 | 157 | 35 | 17 |
410 | I want to date other people. | 1.3286 | 0.04225 | 210 | 157 | 37 | 16 |
411 | This photographer is killing us with these crazy wedding shots. | 1.3286 | 0.04225 | 210 | 157 | 37 | 16 |
412 | Not being straight is harder than than I expected. | 1.3285 | 0.04099 | 207 | 152 | 42 | 13 |
413 | It's neck AND neck- not neck IN neck. | 1.3285 | 0.04042 | 207 | 151 | 44 | 12 |
414 | It’s like a pinky promise, but more. | 1.3284 | 0.04082 | 204 | 149 | 43 | 12 |
415 | This ought to confuse the lions. | 1.3284 | 0.04256 | 204 | 152 | 37 | 15 |
416 | Why do I get the feeling you've been seeing the boa constrictor again. | 1.3269 | 0.04195 | 208 | 155 | 38 | 15 |
417 | Let's Twist again the way we did last summer . | 1.3268 | 0.04123 | 205 | 151 | 41 | 13 |
418 | I thought you said it would just be a little necking. | 1.3251 | 0.04320 | 203 | 153 | 34 | 16 |
419 | Are you sure the lions will think we're a tree? | 1.3251 | 0.03967 | 203 | 147 | 46 | 10 |
420 | I just wanted to hold your hoof. | 1.3250 | 0.04308 | 200 | 150 | 35 | 15 |
421 | You really are a pain in the neck! | 1.3250 | 0.04308 | 200 | 150 | 35 | 15 |
422 | But enough about me, how do you like to unwind? | 1.3250 | 0.04190 | 200 | 148 | 39 | 13 |
423 | I said French kiss not French braid | 1.3247 | 0.04580 | 194 | 149 | 27 | 18 |
424 | Necking sucks, let's french kiss. | 1.3247 | 0.04402 | 194 | 146 | 33 | 15 |
425 | Now let's untwist and do the limbo. | 1.3234 | 0.04404 | 201 | 153 | 31 | 17 |
426 | Next couples session we have to address our co-dependency. | 1.3231 | 0.03937 | 195 | 140 | 47 | 8 |
427 | I don't know where you end and I begin anymore. | 1.3216 | 0.04136 | 199 | 147 | 40 | 12 |
428 | Are you sure this is how they do it on the Discovery Channel? | 1.3216 | 0.04197 | 199 | 148 | 38 | 13 |
429 | I don’t think that this is what they meant when they said the double helix is the key to evolving. | 1.3216 | 0.04136 | 199 | 147 | 40 | 12 |
430 | Do you think we’re having trouble making friends because we’re too wrapped up in ourselves? | 1.3216 | 0.04136 | 199 | 147 | 40 | 12 |
431 | Let's just go back to missionary. | 1.3216 | 0.04257 | 199 | 149 | 36 | 14 |
432 | For the last time...turn towards MY left. | 1.3216 | 0.04317 | 199 | 150 | 34 | 15 |
433 | I’ve heard of necking, but this is ridiculous... | 1.3216 | 0.04317 | 199 | 150 | 34 | 15 |
434 | What part of counter clockwise aren't you getting? | 1.3216 | 0.04075 | 199 | 146 | 42 | 11 |
435 | It was cute for a while. Now it just seems annoying and French. | 1.3216 | 0.03948 | 199 | 144 | 46 | 9 |
436 | You have the absolute worst sense of direction! | 1.3216 | 0.03883 | 199 | 143 | 48 | 8 |
437 | How did we manage to crash when we're the only two giraffes in sight? | 1.3216 | 0.04012 | 199 | 145 | 44 | 10 |
438 | No, I specifically said counter-clockwise! | 1.3216 | 0.04197 | 199 | 148 | 38 | 13 |
439 | I don't think this is the way we are supposed to procreate. | 1.3216 | 0.04317 | 199 | 150 | 34 | 15 |
440 | When I said I like kinky love, this isn't what I had in mind. | 1.3216 | 0.04136 | 199 | 147 | 40 | 12 |
441 | If you turn on me one more time, we’re done. | 1.3216 | 0.04136 | 199 | 147 | 40 | 12 |
442 | Don't close your eyes, the next time you try to kiss me. | 1.3216 | 0.04317 | 199 | 150 | 34 | 15 |
443 | I don't know. What does have brown spots, 8 legs, and is a real pain in the neck? | 1.3216 | 0.04197 | 199 | 148 | 38 | 13 |
444 | Okay, this time you go left, and I'll go right. | 1.3216 | 0.04136 | 199 | 147 | 40 | 12 |
445 | Let’s have a glass of wine and see if we can unwind. | 1.3216 | 0.04317 | 199 | 150 | 34 | 15 |
446 | This is not what I meant by a necktie! | 1.3216 | 0.04012 | 199 | 145 | 44 | 10 |
447 | When I said turn to the right, I meant MY right, not YOURS. | 1.3214 | 0.04363 | 196 | 148 | 33 | 15 |
448 | I’m starting to think that Lion wasn’t really a Zumba instructor.. | 1.3214 | 0.04422 | 196 | 149 | 31 | 16 |
449 | If only Bertha was here... we could make a braid. | 1.3200 | 0.04119 | 200 | 148 | 40 | 12 |
450 | Mom warned me about what necking would lead to. | 1.3198 | 0.04161 | 197 | 146 | 39 | 12 |
451 | I get too wound up when we neck | 1.3198 | 0.04161 | 197 | 146 | 39 | 12 |
452 | Tantric yoga," you said. "It'll be fun," you said | 1.3198 | 0.04461 | 197 | 151 | 29 | 17 |
453 | Let's try it again. This time, when I say "go left", it's your left, not my left. | 1.3198 | 0.04223 | 197 | 147 | 37 | 13 |
454 | Can we please ask someone for directions? | 1.3198 | 0.04161 | 197 | 146 | 39 | 12 |
455 | I'm just saying, Bernard: you're a little clingy. | 1.3198 | 0.04461 | 197 | 151 | 29 | 17 |
456 | You go low. I’ll go high. | 1.3196 | 0.04511 | 194 | 149 | 28 | 17 |
457 | How we gonna explain this to your dad? | 1.3182 | 0.04143 | 198 | 147 | 39 | 12 |
458 | Ta Da! | 1.3179 | 0.04186 | 195 | 145 | 38 | 12 |
459 | Let's just call it a tie! | 1.3177 | 0.04099 | 192 | 141 | 41 | 10 |
460 | Wait, am I you or me? | 1.3177 | 0.04294 | 192 | 144 | 35 | 13 |
461 | Now lift your butt for the pretzel pose. | 1.3177 | 0.04357 | 192 | 145 | 33 | 14 |
462 | Let's start over. I'm looking at my own butt. | 1.3177 | 0.04541 | 192 | 148 | 27 | 17 |
463 | Don't worry, honey, they accept all sorts on the ark. | 1.3177 | 0.04230 | 192 | 143 | 37 | 12 |
464 | No, the rule is righty-tighty, lefty-loosey. | 1.3177 | 0.04165 | 192 | 142 | 39 | 11 |
465 | This looked a lot hotter in the Kama Sutra. | 1.3169 | 0.04301 | 183 | 136 | 36 | 11 |
466 | It's not you--I just need a little space right now... | 1.3158 | 0.04190 | 190 | 141 | 38 | 11 |
467 | Are you sure this is what humans mean by necking? | 1.3158 | 0.04256 | 190 | 142 | 36 | 12 |
468 | The hyenas will never let us hear the end of it. | 1.3158 | 0.04055 | 190 | 139 | 42 | 9 |
469 | I keep telling you, lefty-loosey! | 1.3158 | 0.04510 | 190 | 146 | 28 | 16 |
470 | It's called the double helix pose. We learned it in yoga class. | 1.3158 | 0.04321 | 190 | 143 | 34 | 13 |
471 | I’m beginning to find this relationship suffocating. | 1.3155 | 0.04167 | 187 | 138 | 39 | 10 |
472 | Talk about a twisted relationship. | 1.3149 | 0.04257 | 181 | 134 | 37 | 10 |
473 | Don’t forget. Nothing below the neck before we get married. | 1.3141 | 0.04490 | 191 | 147 | 28 | 16 |
474 | This relationship is getting to be a real pain in the neck. | 1.3135 | 0.04192 | 185 | 137 | 38 | 10 |
475 | Can we go back to being attached at the hip? | 1.3135 | 0.04192 | 185 | 137 | 38 | 10 |
476 | Whatever you do, please don't cough. | 1.3135 | 0.04192 | 185 | 137 | 38 | 10 |
477 | I didn't think necking would be so complicated. | 1.3135 | 0.04261 | 185 | 138 | 36 | 11 |
478 | So that's a tornado . | 1.3135 | 0.04261 | 185 | 138 | 36 | 11 |
479 | I'm telling you, it's "righty tighty, lefty loosey!" | 1.3135 | 0.04593 | 185 | 143 | 26 | 16 |
480 | This was a terrible time to tell me you voted for Trump. | 1.3132 | 0.04582 | 182 | 140 | 27 | 15 |
481 | Thank you for being flexible. | 1.3118 | 0.04310 | 186 | 140 | 34 | 12 |
482 | I think we're screwed! | 1.3118 | 0.04310 | 186 | 140 | 34 | 12 |
483 | Next time we see a helicopter, let's not try to count the blades. | 1.3118 | 0.04310 | 186 | 140 | 34 | 12 |
484 | Nope, still not in the mood... | 1.3118 | 0.04103 | 186 | 137 | 40 | 9 |
485 | I thought you said you'd watch MY back! | 1.3118 | 0.04242 | 186 | 139 | 36 | 11 |
486 | I'm not really a hugger. | 1.3118 | 0.04242 | 186 | 139 | 36 | 11 |
487 | Perhaps we should sit farther apart when listening to the next Democratic debate. | 1.3118 | 0.04310 | 186 | 140 | 34 | 12 |
488 | Next time just nibble on my ear | 1.3118 | 0.04031 | 186 | 136 | 42 | 8 |
489 | Oh just great . In the New Yorker nonetheless . | 1.3118 | 0.04242 | 186 | 139 | 36 | 11 |
490 | Honestly, I don’t remember a thing about last night. | 1.3118 | 0.04031 | 186 | 136 | 42 | 8 |
491 | Well, I looked back to see if you looked back | 1.3118 | 0.04443 | 186 | 142 | 30 | 14 |
492 | I thought necking was reserved for the second date. | 1.3118 | 0.04031 | 186 | 136 | 42 | 8 |
493 | I don't know who you are anymore. | 1.3118 | 0.04310 | 186 | 140 | 34 | 12 |
494 | Wow, we can give a whole new meaning to necking. | 1.3118 | 0.04103 | 186 | 137 | 40 | 9 |
495 | I think this team work thing has gone too far | 1.3115 | 0.04358 | 183 | 138 | 33 | 12 |
496 | Mom! We did it again! | 1.3115 | 0.04288 | 183 | 137 | 35 | 11 |
497 | It looked fun on the internet. | 1.3115 | 0.04146 | 183 | 135 | 39 | 9 |
498 | I'm thinking the Camel Sutra wasn't written for us. | 1.3103 | 0.04436 | 174 | 131 | 32 | 11 |
499 | We really must have tied one on last night. | 1.3099 | 0.04253 | 171 | 126 | 37 | 8 |
500 | I don’t need another possessive relationship, Dennis. | 1.3098 | 0.04127 | 184 | 136 | 39 | 9 |
501 | OMG, my neck feels better already! | 1.3098 | 0.04268 | 184 | 138 | 35 | 11 |
502 | Oh Christ, I don't know Myrna. It looks like fun when the swans do it! | 1.3098 | 0.04405 | 184 | 140 | 31 | 13 |
503 | Giraffe gaffe. | 1.3098 | 0.04337 | 184 | 139 | 33 | 12 |
504 | I know we have limited Halloween costume options but the 'Double Helix' is just plain dumb. | 1.3098 | 0.04198 | 184 | 137 | 37 | 10 |
505 | Okay, so we've done the Double Helix. What's next? | 1.3098 | 0.04472 | 184 | 141 | 29 | 14 |
506 | This time I'll lead, OK? | 1.3094 | 0.04171 | 181 | 134 | 38 | 9 |
507 | I suddenly crave a pretzel. | 1.3094 | 0.04455 | 181 | 138 | 30 | 13 |
508 | Twisted sisters? | 1.3094 | 0.04386 | 181 | 137 | 32 | 12 |
509 | Okay, which way is forward? | 1.3094 | 0.04244 | 181 | 135 | 36 | 10 |
510 | I love you, but you're a pain in the neck. | 1.3094 | 0.04386 | 181 | 137 | 32 | 12 |
511 | Dammit, Carl! | 1.3094 | 0.04524 | 181 | 139 | 28 | 14 |
512 | You and your Kama Sutra | 1.3081 | 0.04542 | 172 | 131 | 29 | 12 |
513 | Your mother is right. Our relationship is twisted. | 1.3081 | 0.04466 | 172 | 130 | 31 | 11 |
514 | Necking is one thing, but I never agreed to going all the way! | 1.3081 | 0.04248 | 185 | 139 | 35 | 11 |
515 | I didn't mean "tie the knot" literally. | 1.3077 | 0.04295 | 182 | 137 | 34 | 11 |
516 | No! Righty tighty lefty loosey! | 1.3077 | 0.04365 | 182 | 138 | 32 | 12 |
517 | Can you see the mole now? | 1.3073 | 0.04270 | 179 | 134 | 35 | 10 |
518 | I’m getting a little uncomfortable with this level of commitment. | 1.3073 | 0.04485 | 179 | 137 | 29 | 13 |
519 | Let's try the Macarena instead. | 1.3073 | 0.04044 | 179 | 131 | 41 | 7 |
520 | You’ve put me in a difficult position. | 1.3073 | 0.04343 | 179 | 135 | 33 | 11 |
521 | Well, evolution's made us look like fools again. | 1.3073 | 0.04270 | 179 | 134 | 35 | 10 |
522 | I'm still taller than you. | 1.3073 | 0.04270 | 179 | 134 | 35 | 10 |
523 | It’s over, Louise. I know you’ve been stepping out with the python | 1.3073 | 0.04196 | 179 | 133 | 37 | 9 |
524 | What do you think the marriage counselor meant by codependent? | 1.3073 | 0.04196 | 179 | 133 | 37 | 9 |
525 | I said 'my name is Felix,' not helix. | 1.3073 | 0.04343 | 179 | 135 | 33 | 11 |
526 | OK, Let’s try lefty loosey. | 1.3073 | 0.04343 | 179 | 135 | 33 | 11 |
527 | I told you that Kama Sutra move was way too advanced for us! | 1.3059 | 0.04497 | 170 | 129 | 30 | 11 |
528 | Our parents were right - we tied the knot way too soon. | 1.3051 | 0.04297 | 177 | 133 | 34 | 10 |
529 | I think I know now why the lions were circling us. | 1.3051 | 0.04297 | 177 | 133 | 34 | 10 |
530 | This is nothing ... you should see the Octopus play Hokey Pokey | 1.3051 | 0.04371 | 177 | 134 | 32 | 11 |
531 | Let's watch the vultures circling," you said. "It'll be fun," you said | 1.3046 | 0.04496 | 174 | 133 | 29 | 12 |
532 | I swore to avoid entanglements | 1.3046 | 0.04346 | 174 | 131 | 33 | 10 |
533 | Let's go back to spooning. | 1.3046 | 0.04346 | 174 | 131 | 33 | 10 |
534 | Sure, let's play Twister, he says. | 1.3046 | 0.04269 | 174 | 130 | 35 | 9 |
535 | If you think this is bad, you should see the camels humping. | 1.3043 | 0.04830 | 161 | 125 | 23 | 13 |
536 | I said I wanted to Tango, not tangle. | 1.3029 | 0.04170 | 175 | 130 | 37 | 8 |
537 | It was cuter in my head. | 1.3023 | 0.04374 | 172 | 130 | 32 | 10 |
538 | The problem is once you twist it is difficult to shout. | 1.3023 | 0.04451 | 172 | 131 | 30 | 11 |
539 | Is this “second base”? | 1.3023 | 0.04296 | 172 | 129 | 34 | 9 |
540 | See? This is why I just fist bump. | 1.3023 | 0.04296 | 172 | 129 | 34 | 9 |
541 | And this is why I hate ballroom dancing. | 1.3023 | 0.04602 | 172 | 133 | 26 | 13 |
542 | Apparently, it takes two to untango, too. | 1.3023 | 0.04374 | 172 | 130 | 32 | 10 |
543 | Wait a sec! It takes two to tangle or two to tango? | 1.3023 | 0.04451 | 172 | 131 | 30 | 11 |
544 | How about we find a watering hole were we can have a drink and unwind . | 1.3023 | 0.04451 | 172 | 131 | 30 | 11 |
545 | I just don't think Dancing with the Stars is for us. | 1.3023 | 0.04451 | 172 | 131 | 30 | 11 |
546 | Next time, let's just agree to disagree. | 1.3023 | 0.04296 | 172 | 129 | 34 | 9 |
547 | I think we should start seeing other people. | 1.3023 | 0.04527 | 172 | 132 | 28 | 12 |
548 | I don't think this is how we are supposed to screw. | 1.3023 | 0.04675 | 172 | 134 | 24 | 14 |
549 | Nobody told you to make like a double helix, smart ass! | 1.3023 | 0.04374 | 172 | 130 | 32 | 10 |
550 | I don't see what snakes see in this! | 1.3023 | 0.04374 | 172 | 130 | 32 | 10 |
551 | Trust me. By this time tomorrow we'll be blowing up Facebook, trending on Twitter and dancing on TV with Ellen. | 1.3023 | 0.04374 | 172 | 130 | 32 | 10 |
552 | You have a twisted sense of humor! | 1.3007 | 0.04865 | 143 | 109 | 25 | 9 |
553 | We need to consciously uncouple! | 1.3006 | 0.04578 | 173 | 134 | 26 | 13 |
554 | No, YOUR left. | 1.3006 | 0.04429 | 173 | 132 | 30 | 11 |
555 | I told you I was into KINKY, not TWISTED!! | 1.3006 | 0.04352 | 173 | 131 | 32 | 10 |
556 | Your mother was right. We're all screwed up. | 1.3006 | 0.04352 | 173 | 131 | 32 | 10 |
557 | IMITATION OF SPAGHETTI ON THE SERENGETI | 1.3006 | 0.04352 | 173 | 131 | 32 | 10 |
558 | You've become too possessive. I can't breathe. | 1.3006 | 0.04114 | 173 | 128 | 38 | 7 |
559 | I'm having a hard time wrapping my head around this. | 1.3006 | 0.04032 | 173 | 127 | 40 | 6 |
560 | That's the last time we join the zebras for a game of Twister. | 1.3006 | 0.04352 | 173 | 131 | 32 | 10 |
561 | This isn’t too bad. Group hugs are the worst. | 1.3006 | 0.04352 | 173 | 131 | 32 | 10 |
562 | Our relationship is SO twisted. | 1.3006 | 0.04195 | 173 | 129 | 36 | 8 |
563 | There goes that National Geographic drone again. | 1.3006 | 0.04275 | 173 | 130 | 34 | 9 |
564 | Wait, your left or mine? | 1.3000 | 0.04481 | 170 | 130 | 29 | 11 |
565 | You first. | 1.3000 | 0.04242 | 170 | 127 | 35 | 8 |
566 | Learning to unwind could be life-changing. | 1.3000 | 0.04242 | 170 | 127 | 35 | 8 |
567 | Are you sure this is how you do the hokey pokey? | 1.3000 | 0.04782 | 170 | 134 | 21 | 15 |
568 | You are female right? | 1.3000 | 0.04323 | 170 | 128 | 33 | 9 |
569 | Excuse me, but you' re in my personal space. | 1.3000 | 0.04558 | 170 | 131 | 27 | 12 |
570 | I never should have gotten mixed up with you. | 1.3000 | 0.04634 | 170 | 132 | 25 | 13 |
571 | ...and that, Fred, is how DNA and genes work. | 1.3000 | 0.04403 | 170 | 129 | 31 | 10 |
572 | Now if only we could shout. | 1.3000 | 0.04403 | 170 | 129 | 31 | 10 |
573 | I don't think we were both supposed to go counter-clockwise! | 1.3000 | 0.04242 | 170 | 127 | 35 | 8 |
574 | Isn't there something else we can do besides necking? | 1.3000 | 0.04159 | 170 | 126 | 37 | 7 |
575 | Thanks again for doing this. If this doesn’t make Sharon jealous, I don’t know what will. | 1.3000 | 0.04159 | 170 | 126 | 37 | 7 |
576 | Our situation has knot improved ! | 1.3000 | 0.04481 | 170 | 130 | 29 | 11 |
577 | I know it's uncomfortable, but Ripley's pays way better than these stupid animal parks." | 1.2989 | 0.04407 | 174 | 133 | 30 | 11 |
578 | I think the Camel Sutra only works for camels. | 1.2988 | 0.04592 | 164 | 126 | 27 | 11 |
579 | Next time let's just hoof-bump. | 1.2982 | 0.04610 | 171 | 133 | 25 | 13 |
580 | Let's try this one more time. My left, your right. | 1.2982 | 0.04139 | 171 | 127 | 37 | 7 |
581 | I said,'Put your LEFT foot in'. | 1.2982 | 0.04535 | 171 | 132 | 27 | 12 |
582 | Hey, remember that time you asked if I had lice? | 1.2982 | 0.04535 | 171 | 132 | 27 | 12 |
583 | Sometimes I just don’t know which way to turn. | 1.2982 | 0.04535 | 171 | 132 | 27 | 12 |
584 | I think it was better being attached at the hip. | 1.2982 | 0.04221 | 171 | 128 | 35 | 8 |
585 | For the last time, no. That spot doesn't look weird to me. | 1.2982 | 0.04535 | 171 | 132 | 27 | 12 |
586 | The first time is always a little awkward. | 1.2982 | 0.04302 | 171 | 129 | 33 | 9 |
587 | wow,we really can't dance. | 1.2982 | 0.04055 | 171 | 126 | 39 | 6 |
588 | Let's put a new twist on our relationship," you said | 1.2982 | 0.04221 | 171 | 128 | 35 | 8 |
589 | Am I looking at my butt or yours? | 1.2982 | 0.04221 | 171 | 128 | 35 | 8 |
590 | What level was that yoga class we just did? | 1.2982 | 0.04055 | 171 | 126 | 39 | 6 |
591 | I think it's righty tighty..lefty lucy | 1.2982 | 0.04757 | 171 | 135 | 21 | 15 |
592 | Sorry, I'm just not that into erotic asphixiation. | 1.2976 | 0.04351 | 168 | 127 | 32 | 9 |
593 | I simply cannot unwrap my head around it. | 1.2976 | 0.04351 | 168 | 127 | 32 | 9 |
594 | Let me rephrase my question..."I'll scratch you're back AFTER you scratch mine..?" | 1.2976 | 0.03920 | 168 | 122 | 42 | 4 |
595 | son of a bitch, Greg! you went and wrapped your neck around mine again. This is why you weren't invited to the wedding. | 1.2976 | 0.04351 | 168 | 127 | 32 | 9 |
596 | Third World problems, amiright?? | 1.2976 | 0.04432 | 168 | 128 | 30 | 10 |
597 | Tell me again how this helps us to see the lions. | 1.2976 | 0.04667 | 168 | 131 | 24 | 13 |
598 | Let's see the zebras try this one. | 1.2976 | 0.04432 | 168 | 128 | 30 | 10 |
599 | No. No. No. It’s ‘NECKTIE’ These tourists are terrible at charades. | 1.2976 | 0.04432 | 168 | 128 | 30 | 10 |
600 | Can’t we just try living together for a while without tying the knot? | 1.2976 | 0.04590 | 168 | 130 | 26 | 12 |
601 | It started with a little innocent necking, then things spiraled out of control. | 1.2965 | 0.04436 | 172 | 132 | 29 | 11 |
602 | Is this what they meant by “try and see from each other’s perspectives” | 1.2959 | 0.04078 | 169 | 125 | 38 | 6 |
603 | It's a long story. | 1.2952 | 0.04543 | 166 | 128 | 27 | 11 |
604 | I have the right of way! | 1.2952 | 0.04032 | 166 | 122 | 39 | 5 |
605 | Hey Macarena! | 1.2952 | 0.04380 | 166 | 126 | 31 | 9 |
606 | No sign of the lion on my side. | 1.2945 | 0.04517 | 163 | 125 | 28 | 10 |
607 | Endless love. | 1.2941 | 0.04897 | 153 | 120 | 21 | 12 |
608 | I think people call it "necking." | 1.2934 | 0.04357 | 167 | 127 | 31 | 9 |
609 | I'm not much of a hugger. | 1.2927 | 0.04575 | 164 | 127 | 26 | 11 |
610 | Let's unwind. | 1.2927 | 0.04323 | 164 | 124 | 32 | 8 |
611 | I feel like every time I stick my neck out for you, MY life gets so complicated! | 1.2927 | 0.04408 | 164 | 125 | 30 | 9 |
612 | This double helix research is a pain in the neck. | 1.2927 | 0.04656 | 164 | 128 | 24 | 12 |
613 | I say next time let's stick to spooning. | 1.2927 | 0.04235 | 164 | 123 | 34 | 7 |
614 | Well, there goes the Lion King audition. | 1.2927 | 0.04323 | 164 | 124 | 32 | 8 |
615 | Once again, I've forgotten what we were even fighting about. | 1.2919 | 0.04284 | 161 | 121 | 33 | 7 |
616 | I love you. I love you more. I love you most. Where are you? | 1.2914 | 0.04753 | 151 | 117 | 24 | 10 |
617 | We've discovered the secret structure of DNA | 1.2909 | 0.04300 | 165 | 125 | 32 | 8 |
618 | ‘Well at least we’re not reticulated.’ | 1.2901 | 0.04523 | 162 | 125 | 27 | 10 |
619 | It depends how you look at it. | 1.2901 | 0.04523 | 162 | 125 | 27 | 10 |
620 | I thought we went on this trip to unwind! | 1.2901 | 0.04438 | 162 | 124 | 29 | 9 |
621 | Do these spots make my butt look big? | 1.2901 | 0.04607 | 162 | 126 | 25 | 11 |
622 | I told you not to annoy the elephants. | 1.2901 | 0.04690 | 162 | 127 | 23 | 12 |
623 | How do we explain this to your parents? | 1.2901 | 0.04350 | 162 | 123 | 31 | 8 |
624 | If you are doing this on purpose, please stop. | 1.2901 | 0.04607 | 162 | 126 | 25 | 11 |
625 | I'm sorry Bernie, I thought necking would help you unwind. | 1.2901 | 0.04261 | 162 | 122 | 33 | 7 |
626 | We should exchange insurance information. | 1.2901 | 0.04438 | 162 | 124 | 29 | 9 |
627 | On second thought, I really do need some space. | 1.2901 | 0.04523 | 162 | 125 | 27 | 10 |
628 | The other left. | 1.2901 | 0.04350 | 162 | 123 | 31 | 8 |
629 | This is worse than when our retainers got stuck! | 1.2901 | 0.04607 | 162 | 126 | 25 | 11 |
630 | You've looked for trees.I've looked for trees. I think it's safe to say there are no trees. | 1.2901 | 0.04438 | 162 | 124 | 29 | 9 |
631 | This is why there's no Kama Sutra for giraffes. | 1.2901 | 0.04607 | 162 | 126 | 25 | 11 |
632 | Maybe no one will notice. | 1.2901 | 0.04261 | 162 | 122 | 33 | 7 |
633 | Oh great, now the hyena is laughing at us. | 1.2901 | 0.04438 | 162 | 124 | 29 | 9 |
634 | You never give me a chance to just unwind. | 1.2901 | 0.04690 | 162 | 127 | 23 | 12 |
635 | No,the lions are this way. No that way. No,this way! | 1.2901 | 0.04438 | 162 | 124 | 29 | 9 |
636 | This is not what I had in mind, when I asked for a neck tie for my birthday | 1.2901 | 0.04438 | 162 | 124 | 29 | 9 |
637 | Oh wait, we forgot the glasses. | 1.2901 | 0.04438 | 162 | 124 | 29 | 9 |
638 | When I said "necking", I had something much different in mind. | 1.2901 | 0.04350 | 162 | 123 | 31 | 8 |
639 | I can’t tell whether I’m coming or going. | 1.2901 | 0.04438 | 162 | 124 | 29 | 9 |
640 | I'll watch my back, you watch yours! | 1.2901 | 0.04523 | 162 | 125 | 27 | 10 |
641 | Quick, I think your mother's coming. | 1.2893 | 0.04666 | 159 | 124 | 24 | 11 |
642 | Easy, Kevin. This is my first time. | 1.2893 | 0.04311 | 159 | 120 | 32 | 7 |
643 | We forgot the champagne glasses. | 1.2893 | 0.04492 | 159 | 122 | 28 | 9 |
644 | Ok now, wait for the music and then it's two steps forward two steps back...you first. | 1.2893 | 0.04492 | 159 | 122 | 28 | 9 |
645 | Is this what screwing is like? I love it! | 1.2893 | 0.04403 | 159 | 121 | 30 | 8 |
646 | Meet Felix and Helix. | 1.2893 | 0.04311 | 159 | 120 | 32 | 7 |
647 | I still want a prenup | 1.2893 | 0.04580 | 159 | 123 | 26 | 10 |
648 | Ok, I get it! DNA is a double helix. | 1.2893 | 0.04750 | 159 | 125 | 22 | 12 |
649 | Now that we've been to a couples therapist I have the feeling we should visit a chiropractor. | 1.2893 | 0.04122 | 159 | 118 | 36 | 5 |
650 | I just don't think our tango lessons are paying off | 1.2893 | 0.04666 | 159 | 124 | 24 | 11 |
651 | Can you reach my insurance card? | 1.2893 | 0.04492 | 159 | 122 | 28 | 9 |
652 | Tell me again , this proves what? | 1.2893 | 0.04218 | 159 | 119 | 34 | 6 |
653 | At least we're not up to our necks in alligators | 1.2893 | 0.04403 | 159 | 121 | 30 | 8 |
654 | So good to be around you again! | 1.2893 | 0.04833 | 159 | 126 | 20 | 13 |
655 | It feels just like it did on our first date. | 1.2893 | 0.04995 | 159 | 128 | 16 | 15 |
656 | Remember, All we have to do is relax and everything will straighten out" | 1.2893 | 0.04403 | 159 | 121 | 30 | 8 |
657 | The Kama Sutra isn't for us. | 1.2887 | 0.04853 | 142 | 110 | 23 | 9 |
658 | And you're certain this is in the Kama Sutra. | 1.2887 | 0.04853 | 142 | 110 | 23 | 9 |
659 | Turn right" I said. But no, you just wouldn't listen | 1.2883 | 0.04824 | 163 | 130 | 19 | 14 |
660 | Next time we see a dust devil coming, let's try lying down. | 1.2883 | 0.04239 | 163 | 123 | 33 | 7 |
661 | We need to read our Camel Sutra more carefully. | 1.2878 | 0.05522 | 139 | 114 | 10 | 15 |
662 | You always take a good thing too far. | 1.2875 | 0.04288 | 160 | 121 | 32 | 7 |
663 | This is why I usually date horses. | 1.2875 | 0.04468 | 160 | 123 | 28 | 9 |
664 | I THINK I've got your back. | 1.2875 | 0.04640 | 160 | 125 | 24 | 11 |
665 | I said necktie, not neck tie. | 1.2875 | 0.04640 | 160 | 125 | 24 | 11 |
666 | Could you just scratch behind my right ear? | 1.2875 | 0.04379 | 160 | 122 | 30 | 8 |
667 | If we were in the southern hemisphere would we twist the other way? | 1.2875 | 0.04379 | 160 | 122 | 30 | 8 |
668 | You’re paranoid, Jerry. Nobody’s following you. | 1.2875 | 0.04379 | 160 | 122 | 30 | 8 |
669 | What now, my love? | 1.2875 | 0.04195 | 160 | 120 | 34 | 6 |
670 | Let’s see Darwin explain this | 1.2875 | 0.04555 | 160 | 124 | 26 | 10 |
671 | Neck Lace | 1.2875 | 0.04555 | 160 | 124 | 26 | 10 |
672 | Don't look now, but there's a pack of hyenas behind one of us. | 1.2875 | 0.04724 | 160 | 126 | 22 | 12 |
673 | Screw you! No, screw you!! | 1.2875 | 0.04468 | 160 | 123 | 28 | 9 |
674 | This may be a bad time, but I'm pregnant and it's yours. | 1.2875 | 0.04555 | 160 | 124 | 26 | 10 |
675 | Namaste away from me next time I do upward facing dog. | 1.2875 | 0.04640 | 160 | 125 | 24 | 11 |
676 | So this is how we’ll eat the wedding cake? | 1.2875 | 0.04379 | 160 | 122 | 30 | 8 |
677 | Looks like we’re in a bind. | 1.2875 | 0.04468 | 160 | 123 | 28 | 9 |
678 | No more Kama Sutra for us! | 1.2875 | 0.04555 | 160 | 124 | 26 | 10 |
679 | Are you sure that you are ready to tie the knot? | 1.2875 | 0.04379 | 160 | 122 | 30 | 8 |
680 | You forgot to grab the champagne flutes! | 1.2866 | 0.04432 | 157 | 120 | 29 | 8 |
681 | This is the LAST time we watch tennis together | 1.2866 | 0.04339 | 157 | 119 | 31 | 7 |
682 | Before Trump this only used to happen in cartoons! | 1.2866 | 0.04786 | 157 | 124 | 21 | 12 |
683 | Our love has spiraled out of control | 1.2866 | 0.04523 | 157 | 121 | 27 | 9 |
684 | "Before you came along, I managed to avoid entanglements" | 1.2866 | 0.04432 | 157 | 120 | 29 | 8 |
685 | This twisted, screwed up love of ours can be a pain in the neck, but I just can't leave you. | 1.2848 | 0.04220 | 158 | 119 | 33 | 6 |
686 | Trust me", you said. "What could possibly go wrong?...." | 1.2848 | 0.04315 | 158 | 120 | 31 | 7 |
687 | Don’t you just hate safe sex? | 1.2847 | 0.04692 | 144 | 111 | 25 | 8 |
688 | Did you just hear a lion? | 1.2839 | 0.04645 | 155 | 121 | 24 | 10 |
689 | Uh, okay I guess. How is it for you? | 1.2839 | 0.03964 | 155 | 114 | 38 | 3 |
690 | Maybe checking each other for ticks wasn't such a great idea after all. | 1.2839 | 0.04068 | 155 | 115 | 36 | 4 |
691 | This is just knot working for me. | 1.2829 | 0.04420 | 152 | 116 | 29 | 7 |
692 | I don't think we're doing it right. | 1.2810 | 0.04296 | 153 | 116 | 31 | 6 |
693 | Veterinarians can use this as their symbol! | 1.2810 | 0.04679 | 153 | 120 | 23 | 10 |
694 | That was the trick. My hiccups are gone! | 1.2810 | 0.04296 | 153 | 116 | 31 | 6 |
695 | Is this a bad time to mention that I'm actually looking for something more casual? | 1.2810 | 0.04679 | 153 | 120 | 23 | 10 |
696 | Seriously David, this is the last time we try something from the Kama Sutra. | 1.2810 | 0.04586 | 153 | 119 | 25 | 9 |
697 | This is the last time I stick my neck out for you. | 1.2810 | 0.04491 | 153 | 118 | 27 | 8 |
698 | You are definitely testing my boundaries here, buddy | 1.2810 | 0.04296 | 153 | 116 | 31 | 6 |
699 | 'Sweet!' What does mine say?! | 1.2810 | 0.04586 | 153 | 119 | 25 | 9 |
700 | Try couples yoga, they said. It’ll unwind you, they said. | 1.2810 | 0.04296 | 153 | 116 | 31 | 6 |
701 | You said you didn't want to be joined at the hip. | 1.2810 | 0.04395 | 153 | 117 | 29 | 7 |
702 | Necking was a lot less complicated when I was younger. | 1.2810 | 0.04947 | 153 | 123 | 17 | 13 |
703 | This is really twisted, Sister! | 1.2810 | 0.04586 | 153 | 119 | 25 | 9 |
704 | Can't say mom didn't warn me about the dangers of necking. | 1.2810 | 0.04586 | 153 | 119 | 25 | 9 |
705 | One two three four...I declare a neck war | 1.2810 | 0.04586 | 153 | 119 | 25 | 9 |
706 | Listen, I don't know, but how do we creatively uncouple? | 1.2810 | 0.04679 | 153 | 120 | 23 | 10 |
707 | This way we save on scarves. | 1.2810 | 0.04296 | 153 | 116 | 31 | 6 |
708 | Frankly, I always imagined necking to be more enjoyable. | 1.2810 | 0.04296 | 153 | 116 | 31 | 6 |
709 | I knew we'd end up together. It's in our DNA. | 1.2810 | 0.04296 | 153 | 116 | 31 | 6 |
710 | Our therapist was right, it's not healthy to have our lives completely intertwined. | 1.2810 | 0.04395 | 153 | 117 | 29 | 7 |
711 | OK, one last time: paper, scissors, neck. | 1.2810 | 0.04491 | 153 | 118 | 27 | 8 |
712 | Let's go have a highball to unwind. | 1.2810 | 0.04296 | 153 | 116 | 31 | 6 |
713 | Listen, Bob, I'm having second thoughts about tying the knot. | 1.2810 | 0.04395 | 153 | 117 | 29 | 7 |
714 | Wait, I see my ex coming. | 1.2810 | 0.04395 | 153 | 117 | 29 | 7 |
715 | This is so much worse than a hickey. | 1.2810 | 0.04586 | 153 | 119 | 25 | 9 |
716 | We should have tied the knot a long time ago. | 1.2800 | 0.04549 | 150 | 116 | 26 | 8 |
717 | The French braid was hotter. | 1.2800 | 0.04549 | 150 | 116 | 26 | 8 |
718 | This is the last time I let you lead. | 1.2800 | 0.04741 | 150 | 118 | 22 | 10 |
719 | Was that a hiccup I just felt? | 1.2800 | 0.04549 | 150 | 116 | 26 | 8 |
720 | When you said you were going to show me how the French do it, I didn't think you meant braid. | 1.2800 | 0.05016 | 150 | 121 | 16 | 13 |
721 | I feel dizzy. Do you feel dizzy? | 1.2800 | 0.04347 | 150 | 114 | 30 | 6 |
722 | This is not my idea of necking. | 1.2800 | 0.04549 | 150 | 116 | 26 | 8 |
723 | Marco.....Polo. | 1.2800 | 0.04646 | 150 | 117 | 24 | 9 |
724 | So much for necking. | 1.2800 | 0.04741 | 150 | 118 | 22 | 10 |
725 | I’m glad to see you, but not that glad. | 1.2800 | 0.04449 | 150 | 115 | 28 | 7 |
726 | I hate it when they play Chubby Checker. | 1.2800 | 0.04646 | 150 | 117 | 24 | 9 |
727 | And that is what the DNA molecule looks like. | 1.2800 | 0.04646 | 150 | 117 | 24 | 9 |
728 | At least our hickeys will just blend in. | 1.2800 | 0.04347 | 150 | 114 | 30 | 6 |
729 | That's the last time I'm doing the hokey-pokey with you. | 1.2800 | 0.04835 | 150 | 119 | 20 | 11 |
730 | It takes two to tangle. | 1.2800 | 0.04646 | 150 | 117 | 24 | 9 |
731 | Is that a python in your throat, or are you just glad to see me? | 1.2800 | 0.04549 | 150 | 116 | 26 | 8 |
732 | I thought necking would be more fun. | 1.2800 | 0.04549 | 150 | 116 | 26 | 8 |
733 | I'm going to swipe right, you swipe left. | 1.2800 | 0.04136 | 150 | 112 | 34 | 4 |
734 | A handshake would've been so much simpler! | 1.2800 | 0.04646 | 150 | 117 | 24 | 9 |
735 | It's a draw. We are neck and neck! | 1.2800 | 0.04449 | 150 | 115 | 28 | 7 |
736 | Can we just be friends | 1.2800 | 0.04549 | 150 | 116 | 26 | 8 |
737 | Sorry, honey, but I just can't seem to get my head around this. | 1.2800 | 0.04549 | 150 | 116 | 26 | 8 |
738 | Gives new meaning to "neck and neck," eh? | 1.2800 | 0.04741 | 150 | 118 | 22 | 10 |
739 | We have to stop following the drone cameras. | 1.2800 | 0.04646 | 150 | 117 | 24 | 9 |
740 | Hey, am I looking at your ass or mine?? | 1.2800 | 0.04449 | 150 | 115 | 28 | 7 |
741 | Mama told me necking would get me in trouble. | 1.2800 | 0.04549 | 150 | 116 | 26 | 8 |
742 | Maybe we should unwind. | 1.2800 | 0.04549 | 150 | 116 | 26 | 8 |
743 | I said "Clockwise!" | 1.2800 | 0.04549 | 150 | 116 | 26 | 8 |
744 | Nope, I still have the hiccups. | 1.2800 | 0.04741 | 150 | 118 | 22 | 10 |
745 | No, MY clockwise!! | 1.2800 | 0.04243 | 150 | 113 | 32 | 5 |
746 | From now on, we stick to the secret handshake. | 1.2800 | 0.04646 | 150 | 117 | 24 | 9 |
747 | Let me guess. This is your first date? | 1.2800 | 0.04835 | 150 | 119 | 20 | 11 |
748 | Are you dating anyone else at the moment? | 1.2800 | 0.04136 | 150 | 112 | 34 | 4 |
749 | OK. I'm ready to go home and unwind. | 1.2800 | 0.04646 | 150 | 117 | 24 | 9 |
750 | That's it! No more polkas! | 1.2800 | 0.04549 | 150 | 116 | 26 | 8 |
751 | Maybe the lions will think we're a statue. | 1.2800 | 0.04549 | 150 | 116 | 26 | 8 |
752 | I know it doesn't look exactly like it does in the Camel Sutra book... | 1.2800 | 0.04646 | 150 | 117 | 24 | 9 |
753 | You’re taking this ‘one good turn deserves another’ a bit too far, Gladys. | 1.2800 | 0.04549 | 150 | 116 | 26 | 8 |
754 | Why can't we just say hello? | 1.2800 | 0.04449 | 150 | 115 | 28 | 7 |
755 | Bless you... | 1.2800 | 0.04646 | 150 | 117 | 24 | 9 |
756 | Well, the first few dance lessons were fun. | 1.2800 | 0.04449 | 150 | 115 | 28 | 7 |
757 | Honey! You’re home early! | 1.2800 | 0.04136 | 150 | 112 | 34 | 4 |
758 | Ouch, I've got a Crick and Watson in my neck!" | 1.2800 | 0.04646 | 150 | 117 | 24 | 9 |
759 | Does this spot look weird to you? | 1.2800 | 0.04549 | 150 | 116 | 26 | 8 |
760 | Necking has always been over-rated. | 1.2800 | 0.04835 | 150 | 119 | 20 | 11 |
761 | Maybe we should just stick to a fist bump. | 1.2800 | 0.04449 | 150 | 115 | 28 | 7 |
762 | I said, MY left, Steve. | 1.2800 | 0.04347 | 150 | 114 | 30 | 6 |
763 | Don't worry, I've got your back. | 1.2800 | 0.04347 | 150 | 114 | 30 | 6 |
764 | Let’s not play that other Chubby Checker record. | 1.2792 | 0.04171 | 154 | 116 | 33 | 5 |
765 | Give it up! We will never make it to the synchronized swimming team. | 1.2792 | 0.04560 | 154 | 120 | 25 | 9 |
766 | Best two out of three? | 1.2781 | 0.04322 | 151 | 115 | 30 | 6 |
767 | Stop looking over my shoulder all the time! | 1.2781 | 0.04423 | 151 | 116 | 28 | 7 |
768 | Yeah, I've got your back -- if that's your back. | 1.2781 | 0.04113 | 151 | 113 | 34 | 4 |
769 | Why won’t you look at me?! | 1.2781 | 0.04522 | 151 | 117 | 26 | 8 |
770 | This happens every time we watch tennis. | 1.2781 | 0.04713 | 151 | 119 | 22 | 10 |
771 | I'd say the bigger problem is the lack of trees. | 1.2781 | 0.04522 | 151 | 117 | 26 | 8 |
772 | This is Africa -- it’s going to take a lot to drag me away from you. | 1.2770 | 0.04479 | 148 | 114 | 27 | 7 |
773 | On second thought, let's not screw. | 1.2770 | 0.04777 | 148 | 117 | 21 | 10 |
774 | And that, my dear, is how you play Twister. | 1.2770 | 0.04160 | 148 | 111 | 33 | 4 |
775 | Don't Back Up!! | 1.2770 | 0.04872 | 148 | 118 | 19 | 11 |
776 | It doesn't look like you have lice which come to think of it I'm pretty happy about | 1.2770 | 0.04479 | 148 | 114 | 27 | 7 |
777 | We are not entangled. FAKE NEWS! | 1.2770 | 0.04580 | 148 | 115 | 25 | 8 |
778 | Is it as hard for you to unwind as it is for me? | 1.2770 | 0.04580 | 148 | 115 | 25 | 8 |
779 | Mom, it’s community college...I’ll be home for dinner. | 1.2770 | 0.04375 | 148 | 113 | 29 | 6 |
780 | I don't care how it happened---let's go to Happy Hour and unwind! | 1.2770 | 0.04872 | 148 | 118 | 19 | 11 |
781 | You never ask for directions | 1.2770 | 0.04580 | 148 | 115 | 25 | 8 |
782 | We should probably head home now. Wouldn't want anyone to catch us necking. | 1.2770 | 0.04580 | 148 | 115 | 25 | 8 |
783 | I hate the hokey pokey. | 1.2770 | 0.04680 | 148 | 116 | 23 | 9 |
784 | I say we're neck and neck! | 1.2770 | 0.04160 | 148 | 111 | 33 | 4 |
785 | I think I have a knot in my neck. | 1.2770 | 0.04580 | 148 | 115 | 25 | 8 |
786 | The original necktie! | 1.2770 | 0.04479 | 148 | 114 | 27 | 7 |
787 | I know you're cold but next time I'm buying you a scarf. | 1.2770 | 0.04269 | 148 | 112 | 31 | 5 |
788 | I told you, left is loose —right is tight. | 1.2770 | 0.04580 | 148 | 115 | 25 | 8 |
789 | Either we declare peace or we spend the weekend staring at our own asses. | 1.2770 | 0.04680 | 148 | 116 | 23 | 9 |
790 | Just relax. If you want Instagram followers, this is what it takes. | 1.2770 | 0.04269 | 148 | 112 | 31 | 5 |
791 | I think its "hearts" intertwined. | 1.2770 | 0.04160 | 148 | 111 | 33 | 4 |
792 | You have a really twisted sense of humor! | 1.2770 | 0.04375 | 148 | 113 | 29 | 6 |
793 | I'm glad we tried your little experiment, Geoffrey, but I prefer doing yoga by myself. | 1.2770 | 0.04375 | 148 | 113 | 29 | 6 |
794 | One more twist and we make it into the Guinness book of records. | 1.2770 | 0.04479 | 148 | 114 | 27 | 7 |
795 | Great. The hyenas are really going to laugh at us now, Phil. | 1.2770 | 0.04375 | 148 | 113 | 29 | 6 |
796 | Why do you think they call it necking? | 1.2770 | 0.04269 | 148 | 112 | 31 | 5 |
797 | This is seriously twisted. | 1.2770 | 0.04872 | 148 | 118 | 19 | 11 |
798 | Do you see what I see? | 1.2770 | 0.04160 | 148 | 111 | 33 | 4 |
799 | This is why we don't play twister, Steve. | 1.2770 | 0.04680 | 148 | 116 | 23 | 9 |
800 | Are you sure this is how it’s done? | 1.2752 | 0.04748 | 149 | 118 | 21 | 10 |
801 | Okay, big shot. Now who's going to post this on Instagram? | 1.2752 | 0.04349 | 149 | 114 | 29 | 6 |
802 | Our relationship has had its twists and turns, but now we see things from two entirely different directions. | 1.2752 | 0.04453 | 149 | 115 | 27 | 7 |
803 | I guess this means we have to get married. | 1.2741 | 0.04753 | 135 | 105 | 23 | 7 |
804 | Not sure if this is appropriate public display of affection. | 1.2740 | 0.04613 | 146 | 114 | 24 | 8 |
805 | Let's tie the knot. | 1.2740 | 0.04403 | 146 | 112 | 28 | 6 |
806 | why did I ever want to get tangled up with you ? | 1.2740 | 0.04294 | 146 | 111 | 30 | 5 |
807 | Next week let’s try the Watusi. | 1.2740 | 0.04714 | 146 | 115 | 22 | 9 |
808 | Right hoof, Orange | 1.2740 | 0.04403 | 146 | 112 | 28 | 6 |
809 | I thought first base meant a kiss. | 1.2740 | 0.04509 | 146 | 113 | 26 | 7 |
810 | I told you to get the illustrated Kamasutra. | 1.2734 | 0.04876 | 139 | 110 | 20 | 9 |
811 | I think Dr. Schmidt might have a point about codependency. | 1.2727 | 0.04232 | 143 | 108 | 31 | 4 |
812 | I think we should go back to just being friends. | 1.2727 | 0.04568 | 143 | 111 | 25 | 7 |
813 | We'd better stop. The hyenas are laughing. | 1.2727 | 0.04458 | 143 | 110 | 27 | 6 |
814 | Is this twisted love? | 1.2721 | 0.04722 | 136 | 106 | 23 | 7 |
815 | Next time, let me lead. | 1.2708 | 0.04320 | 144 | 110 | 29 | 5 |
816 | No, your other left! | 1.2708 | 0.04850 | 144 | 115 | 19 | 10 |
817 | Uh...which one am I again? | 1.2708 | 0.04749 | 144 | 114 | 21 | 9 |
818 | Is this what the humans call necking? | 1.2708 | 0.04749 | 144 | 114 | 21 | 9 |
819 | It's not my fault, our therapist recommended we try new things. | 1.2708 | 0.04320 | 144 | 110 | 29 | 5 |
820 | I need somebody to come over here and cut his head off. | 1.2708 | 0.04749 | 144 | 114 | 21 | 9 |
821 | Let's try again. Lefty Loosey, Righty Tighty. | 1.2708 | 0.04431 | 144 | 111 | 27 | 6 |
822 | That was easy. Let's try a square knot! | 1.2708 | 0.04320 | 144 | 110 | 29 | 5 |
823 | Unwinding quantum entanglement? Ask Einstein. | 1.2708 | 0.04645 | 144 | 113 | 23 | 8 |
824 | Is the election over yet? | 1.2708 | 0.04431 | 144 | 111 | 27 | 6 |
825 | Twister:Wildlife Edition | 1.2708 | 0.04540 | 144 | 112 | 25 | 7 |
826 | I don’t care if you thought it was cute on Instagram, Gladys. | 1.2708 | 0.04320 | 144 | 110 | 29 | 5 |
827 | I always thought necking was overrated | 1.2708 | 0.04645 | 144 | 113 | 23 | 8 |
828 | It looks exactly the same from this side. | 1.2708 | 0.04320 | 144 | 110 | 29 | 5 |
829 | I always thought ‘necking’ would be more fun | 1.2708 | 0.04540 | 144 | 112 | 25 | 7 |
830 | Maybe check the Kama Sutra again... | 1.2708 | 0.04320 | 144 | 110 | 29 | 5 |
831 | We've got to establish some boundaries. | 1.2707 | 0.04668 | 133 | 103 | 24 | 6 |
832 | Ok now...right hoof, green. | 1.2695 | 0.04135 | 141 | 106 | 32 | 3 |
833 | Let's face it, it takes two to tangle | 1.2695 | 0.04599 | 141 | 110 | 24 | 7 |
834 | I say it’s a wrap! | 1.2695 | 0.04599 | 141 | 110 | 24 | 7 |
835 | So much for coming to the desert to unwind | 1.2695 | 0.04488 | 141 | 109 | 26 | 6 |
836 | That's the last time I play tetherball with you. | 1.2690 | 0.04512 | 145 | 113 | 25 | 7 |
837 | I blame you." "No, I blame Darwin. | 1.2676 | 0.04679 | 142 | 112 | 22 | 8 |
838 | Yeah...right! ‘Let’s play Twister. It’ll be fun’! | 1.2676 | 0.04571 | 142 | 111 | 24 | 7 |
839 | Let’s just go have a drink and unwind. | 1.2676 | 0.04679 | 142 | 112 | 22 | 8 |
840 | Couples yoga? Really? | 1.2676 | 0.04679 | 142 | 112 | 22 | 8 |
841 | I keep getting into twisted relationships. | 1.2676 | 0.03987 | 142 | 106 | 34 | 2 |
842 | Act natural. He’s looking this way. | 1.2676 | 0.04230 | 142 | 108 | 30 | 4 |
843 | Wonderful, Now What? | 1.2676 | 0.04679 | 142 | 112 | 22 | 8 |
844 | Are you sure you read the right description in the Kama Sutra? | 1.2676 | 0.04347 | 142 | 109 | 28 | 5 |
845 | No, your right, your right! | 1.2676 | 0.04460 | 142 | 110 | 26 | 6 |
846 | You wouldn't understand it - it's a giraffe thing! | 1.2676 | 0.04571 | 142 | 111 | 24 | 7 |
847 | No more Kama Sutra by memory, Stanley. | 1.2676 | 0.04571 | 142 | 111 | 24 | 7 |
848 | No, not a great first date. | 1.2676 | 0.04460 | 142 | 110 | 26 | 6 |
849 | So I guess the threesome is a no-go. | 1.2676 | 0.04679 | 142 | 112 | 22 | 8 |
850 | No, first we unwind, then we have a drink before dinner. | 1.2676 | 0.04347 | 142 | 109 | 28 | 5 |
851 | First base! | 1.2676 | 0.04571 | 142 | 111 | 24 | 7 |
852 | Consciously uncoupling is gonna be harder than I thought. | 1.2676 | 0.04347 | 142 | 109 | 28 | 5 |
853 | I don't know? It was an old song by some guy named Chubby Checker! | 1.2676 | 0.04784 | 142 | 113 | 20 | 9 |
854 | Do you think they liked our routine? | 1.2676 | 0.04679 | 142 | 112 | 22 | 8 |
855 | Date night. Hidden love notes. Spontaneous necking. We've tried everything in that damn book. I still want a divorce. | 1.2676 | 0.04460 | 142 | 110 | 26 | 6 |
856 | Inexperienced giraffes make out for the first time. | 1.2662 | 0.04401 | 139 | 107 | 27 | 5 |
857 | I don't usually neck on the first date. | 1.2662 | 0.03898 | 139 | 103 | 35 | 1 |
858 | I don't think we've ever been closer. | 1.2662 | 0.04281 | 139 | 106 | 29 | 4 |
859 | Survived that tornado! | 1.2662 | 0.04518 | 139 | 108 | 25 | 6 |
860 | And to your left,” bellowed Sam the Safari Guide, “You’ll find an aesthetically camouflaged cell phone tower!” | 1.2662 | 0.04518 | 139 | 108 | 25 | 6 |
861 | Come on baby, stop complaining. You’ve got the twist. Now you just gotta shout! | 1.2662 | 0.04743 | 139 | 110 | 21 | 8 |
862 | Remember, lefty loosey righty tighty. | 1.2662 | 0.04281 | 139 | 106 | 29 | 4 |
863 | I like you, Louis, but I'm not so fond of this necking idea. | 1.2662 | 0.04632 | 139 | 109 | 23 | 7 |
864 | Ok, so high-fives and fist bumps are passé, you say. But this just feels stupid. | 1.2662 | 0.04743 | 139 | 110 | 21 | 8 |
865 | First Toys "R'" Us and now THIS. | 1.2662 | 0.04518 | 139 | 108 | 25 | 6 |
866 | I don't think this is how you do it. | 1.2662 | 0.04632 | 139 | 109 | 23 | 7 |
867 | Forget "The Twist", we're doing the "Chicken Song" at the wedding. | 1.2662 | 0.04281 | 139 | 106 | 29 | 4 |
868 | I know we want to spice things up, but maybe the Kama Sutra is an ambitious start. | 1.2662 | 0.04743 | 139 | 110 | 21 | 8 |
869 | I had thought necking would be more fun. | 1.2662 | 0.04743 | 139 | 110 | 21 | 8 |
870 | Somebody screwed up. | 1.2662 | 0.04518 | 139 | 108 | 25 | 6 |
871 | Careful! We don't want to end up in a Dr. Seuss book. | 1.2662 | 0.04518 | 139 | 108 | 25 | 6 |
872 | We never should have tried couples yoga | 1.2657 | 0.04433 | 143 | 111 | 26 | 6 |
873 | I said right left,pivot,then one step backwards,forward on the right foot to a stall. Who taught you how to dance,Spicer. | 1.2657 | 0.04650 | 143 | 113 | 22 | 8 |
874 | I know what a pretzel is, Larry | 1.2657 | 0.04650 | 143 | 113 | 22 | 8 |
875 | It's only our first date so we don't quite have it down. | 1.2657 | 0.04205 | 143 | 109 | 30 | 4 |
876 | This takes screwing up to a whole new level. | 1.2657 | 0.04543 | 143 | 112 | 24 | 7 |
877 | Giraffe family game night: Twisters | 1.2647 | 0.04695 | 136 | 107 | 22 | 7 |
878 | Come on baby, let's do the twist. | 1.2647 | 0.04695 | 136 | 107 | 22 | 7 |
879 | I thought I was going to zig and you were going to zag... | 1.2647 | 0.04457 | 136 | 105 | 26 | 5 |
880 | Kissing cheeks more than twice isn't necessary. | 1.2647 | 0.04695 | 136 | 107 | 22 | 7 |
881 | Tell me you've at least necked before. | 1.2647 | 0.04810 | 136 | 108 | 20 | 8 |
882 | Let's twist and shout. | 1.2647 | 0.04457 | 136 | 105 | 26 | 5 |
883 | Am I seeing my ass or yours? | 1.2647 | 0.04333 | 136 | 104 | 28 | 4 |
884 | This is the last time I play Twister with you. | 1.2647 | 0.04695 | 136 | 107 | 22 | 7 |
885 | Why don't we just look at a map! | 1.2647 | 0.05031 | 136 | 110 | 16 | 10 |
886 | Let's not unwind at breakneck speed. | 1.2647 | 0.04695 | 136 | 107 | 22 | 7 |
887 | Proof that necking leads to entanglements | 1.2647 | 0.04695 | 136 | 107 | 22 | 7 |
888 | This Co-dependency thing has gone too far. | 1.2647 | 0.04810 | 136 | 108 | 20 | 8 |
889 | How about trying your other left? | 1.2647 | 0.04695 | 136 | 107 | 22 | 7 |
890 | Life’s full of twists and turns. | 1.2647 | 0.04922 | 136 | 109 | 18 | 9 |
891 | Righty tightly, lefty loosey. Basic screwing, George. | 1.2647 | 0.05138 | 136 | 111 | 14 | 11 |
892 | You call this a Heimlich? | 1.2647 | 0.04810 | 136 | 108 | 20 | 8 |
893 | I told you, let’s not twist again like we did last summer. | 1.2643 | 0.04489 | 140 | 109 | 25 | 6 |
894 | you always hear about it but never think its gonna be you | 1.2643 | 0.04713 | 140 | 111 | 21 | 8 |
895 | Next time, let's just stick to a bear hug. | 1.2643 | 0.04373 | 140 | 108 | 27 | 5 |
896 | It doesn't feel the same as how we twisted last summer. | 1.2643 | 0.04373 | 140 | 108 | 27 | 5 |
897 | Ready. Set. Go! Left, right, cha-cha-cha. | 1.2643 | 0.04489 | 140 | 109 | 25 | 6 |
898 | I cannot overstate how carefully we have to do this.... | 1.2628 | 0.04306 | 137 | 105 | 28 | 4 |
899 | Are you sure this is necking? | 1.2628 | 0.04548 | 137 | 107 | 24 | 6 |
900 | Last time I'll try to kiss a dyslexic | 1.2628 | 0.04428 | 137 | 106 | 26 | 5 |
901 | I told you, necking at our age was a bad idea! | 1.2628 | 0.04889 | 137 | 110 | 18 | 9 |
902 | It's my first time too. | 1.2628 | 0.04428 | 137 | 106 | 26 | 5 |
903 | This isn't as arousing as I'd hoped it to be | 1.2628 | 0.04428 | 137 | 106 | 26 | 5 |
904 | Once more around for the World’s Record. | 1.2628 | 0.04428 | 137 | 106 | 26 | 5 |
905 | I never liked playing Twister. | 1.2628 | 0.04665 | 137 | 108 | 22 | 7 |
906 | Tornados on the Serengeti..damn global weather change... | 1.2628 | 0.04665 | 137 | 108 | 22 | 7 |
907 | I guess it's not an old wives tale after all. | 1.2628 | 0.04428 | 137 | 106 | 26 | 5 |
908 | For the last time, look to your left, not my left. | 1.2628 | 0.04306 | 137 | 105 | 28 | 4 |
909 | So .... do ya think this is “for better” or “for worse”? | 1.2628 | 0.04548 | 137 | 107 | 24 | 6 |
910 | The invitation said neck tie required! | 1.2628 | 0.04889 | 137 | 110 | 18 | 9 |
911 | It was your idea to tie the knot. | 1.2628 | 0.04998 | 137 | 111 | 16 | 10 |
912 | Millions of years of evolution has led to this moment. | 1.2628 | 0.04778 | 137 | 109 | 20 | 8 |
913 | Clearly you don't understand how Twister works. | 1.2628 | 0.04428 | 137 | 106 | 26 | 5 |
914 | And to think, I laughed when my parents warned me against necking ! | 1.2628 | 0.04665 | 137 | 108 | 22 | 7 |
915 | Are you seriously trying to explain counter-clockwise to a giraffe? | 1.2628 | 0.04428 | 137 | 106 | 26 | 5 |
916 | See! I told you I have a bald spot. | 1.2628 | 0.04428 | 137 | 106 | 26 | 5 |
917 | Sometimes I don't know where I end and you begin | 1.2628 | 0.04179 | 137 | 104 | 30 | 3 |
918 | Have you ever just stood and watched the vultures circle 'round, ...and wondered why? | 1.2628 | 0.04306 | 137 | 105 | 28 | 4 |
919 | I told you, Jenny. It takes two to tango but three to un-tango. | 1.2628 | 0.04665 | 137 | 108 | 22 | 7 |
920 | I'm concerned we're falling into a pattern. | 1.2628 | 0.04428 | 137 | 106 | 26 | 5 |
921 | Your turn. | 1.2628 | 0.04428 | 137 | 106 | 26 | 5 |
922 | We must never speak of this. | 1.2628 | 0.04548 | 137 | 107 | 24 | 6 |
923 | Maybe a firm handshake, next time? | 1.2628 | 0.04548 | 137 | 107 | 24 | 6 |
924 | It's not working. HICCUP!! | 1.2628 | 0.04548 | 137 | 107 | 24 | 6 |
925 | It's been a long day, let's grab dinner and unwind. | 1.2628 | 0.04665 | 137 | 108 | 22 | 7 |
926 | You seriously thought this was going to be romantic? | 1.2628 | 0.04428 | 137 | 106 | 26 | 5 |
927 | What part of ‘I’ll go left, you go right’ didn’t you understand?” | 1.2612 | 0.04359 | 134 | 103 | 27 | 4 |
928 | It was your idea to start necking on our first date. | 1.2612 | 0.04359 | 134 | 103 | 27 | 4 |
929 | See, I told you. We’re in the Northern Hemisphere so it’s clockwise. | 1.2612 | 0.04846 | 134 | 107 | 19 | 8 |
930 | All right, next time let’s just do rock, paper, scissors. | 1.2612 | 0.04359 | 134 | 103 | 27 | 4 |
931 | And did Dr. Ruth have any suggestions about how to undo this? | 1.2612 | 0.04486 | 134 | 104 | 25 | 5 |
932 | Oh, Frank, don’t be such a prude! The Kama Sutra says this position promotes erotic vitality and spiritual unity. | 1.2612 | 0.04609 | 134 | 105 | 23 | 6 |
933 | Is that your ass getting fat or mine? | 1.2612 | 0.04729 | 134 | 106 | 21 | 7 |
934 | My mother warned me about getting mixed up with you. | 1.2612 | 0.04609 | 134 | 105 | 23 | 6 |
935 | After this fiasco, we are going to need some time to unwind. | 1.2612 | 0.04359 | 134 | 103 | 27 | 4 |
936 | You give the best hugs. | 1.2612 | 0.04729 | 134 | 106 | 21 | 7 |
937 | That’s the last time we stand next to each other while watching a helicopter. | 1.2612 | 0.04486 | 134 | 104 | 25 | 5 |
938 | They're neck in neck coming into the turn. Oh man, it looks like they're all tied up. | 1.2609 | 0.04635 | 138 | 109 | 22 | 7 |
939 | Are you sure this is how you play Twister? | 1.2609 | 0.04747 | 138 | 110 | 20 | 8 |
940 | I'm not up to this level of commitment. | 1.2609 | 0.04400 | 138 | 107 | 26 | 5 |
941 | My Mom warned me that necking would get me into trouble. | 1.2609 | 0.04400 | 138 | 107 | 26 | 5 |
942 | Let's just back up slowly | 1.2609 | 0.04857 | 138 | 111 | 18 | 9 |
943 | My therapist said doing this for 10 minutes after mating is supposed to release oxytocin and bring us closer. | 1.2609 | 0.04747 | 138 | 110 | 20 | 8 |
944 | Did we follow the instructions? | 1.2593 | 0.04579 | 135 | 106 | 23 | 6 |
945 | My mother told me if we started necking how we would wind up! | 1.2593 | 0.04579 | 135 | 106 | 23 | 6 |
946 | Are you sure this will intimidate poachers? | 1.2593 | 0.04331 | 135 | 104 | 27 | 4 |
947 | Couples Yoga - Never Again!!! | 1.2593 | 0.04331 | 135 | 104 | 27 | 4 |
948 | I just don’t get the “necking” thing. | 1.2593 | 0.04456 | 135 | 105 | 25 | 5 |
949 | This isn't what I meant when I said, "let's celebrate & get twisted!!" | 1.2593 | 0.04814 | 135 | 108 | 19 | 8 |
950 | Do you have any idea how much my osteopath is going to charge me? | 1.2593 | 0.04456 | 135 | 105 | 25 | 5 |
951 | how many giraffe does it take to change a lightbulb? | 1.2593 | 0.04456 | 135 | 105 | 25 | 5 |
952 | Where was I? . . . | 1.2593 | 0.04456 | 135 | 105 | 25 | 5 |
953 | I think we took that last curve a little fast. | 1.2593 | 0.04456 | 135 | 105 | 25 | 5 |
954 | This body under my head ... is it mine or yours? | 1.2593 | 0.04579 | 135 | 106 | 23 | 6 |
955 | When I said we need to get our heads around matters , this wasn’t exactly what I meant. | 1.2593 | 0.04456 | 135 | 105 | 25 | 5 |
956 | All I asked you to do was blow in my ear. | 1.2593 | 0.04698 | 135 | 107 | 21 | 7 |
957 | OK, so you brought the selfie stick this time, right? | 1.2593 | 0.04331 | 135 | 104 | 27 | 4 |
958 | I always knew I would wind up with someone like you. | 1.2593 | 0.04698 | 135 | 107 | 21 | 7 |
959 | why giraffes don't neck | 1.2593 | 0.04928 | 135 | 109 | 17 | 9 |
960 | Our interpretation of the DNA helix is sure to win first prize! | 1.2593 | 0.04579 | 135 | 106 | 23 | 6 |
961 | A neckrub seemed like a good idea at first. | 1.2593 | 0.04456 | 135 | 105 | 25 | 5 |
962 | I think this calls for conscience uncoupling. | 1.2593 | 0.04814 | 135 | 108 | 19 | 8 |
963 | This didn’t happen the last time we did the Hokey Pokey. | 1.2593 | 0.04579 | 135 | 106 | 23 | 6 |
964 | So what brings you to my neck of the woods? | 1.2593 | 0.04698 | 135 | 107 | 21 | 7 |
965 | No more marriage counselors from Groupon. | 1.2593 | 0.04201 | 135 | 103 | 29 | 3 |
966 | I didn’t know you were so kinky. | 1.2593 | 0.04579 | 135 | 106 | 23 | 6 |
967 | Let's just go back to doggy style. | 1.2593 | 0.05039 | 135 | 110 | 15 | 10 |
968 | I see Russia.” “I see Alabama. | 1.2593 | 0.04456 | 135 | 105 | 25 | 5 |
969 | Let me know if you see a lion | 1.2593 | 0.04698 | 135 | 107 | 21 | 7 |
970 | I guess this means we're dining together tonight. | 1.2593 | 0.04579 | 135 | 106 | 23 | 6 |
971 | This is not what I meant when I said kinky | 1.2593 | 0.04698 | 135 | 107 | 21 | 7 |
972 | On three we close our eyes and shimmy to the left. | 1.2593 | 0.04814 | 135 | 108 | 19 | 8 |
973 | This puts a twist in our relationship. | 1.2593 | 0.04456 | 135 | 105 | 25 | 5 |
974 | We'll just have to tell your wife we tripped and fell. | 1.2593 | 0.04579 | 135 | 106 | 23 | 6 |
975 | Now that was one heck of a wind gust. | 1.2593 | 0.04698 | 135 | 107 | 21 | 7 |
976 | Don't tell HR about this. | 1.2576 | 0.05115 | 132 | 108 | 14 | 10 |
977 | I said let's meet for a tryst, not a twist. | 1.2576 | 0.04641 | 132 | 104 | 22 | 6 |
978 | Come on baaaby...let's un-do the twist. | 1.2576 | 0.04641 | 132 | 104 | 22 | 6 |
979 | This is why we don't go to parties. | 1.2576 | 0.04385 | 132 | 102 | 26 | 4 |
980 | The lion was running circles around us. | 1.2576 | 0.04385 | 132 | 102 | 26 | 4 |
981 | Ready for Conscious Uncoupling, yet? | 1.2576 | 0.05115 | 132 | 108 | 14 | 10 |
982 | I'm starting to think my friends are right about our co-dependency issues. | 1.2576 | 0.04385 | 132 | 102 | 26 | 4 |
983 | I think it was a tornado! | 1.2576 | 0.04764 | 132 | 105 | 20 | 7 |
984 | What now? | 1.2576 | 0.04515 | 132 | 103 | 24 | 5 |
985 | Why do humans think necking is fun? | 1.2576 | 0.04884 | 132 | 106 | 18 | 8 |
986 | This is why we don't cuddle. | 1.2576 | 0.04764 | 132 | 105 | 20 | 7 |
987 | Made you look | 1.2576 | 0.04764 | 132 | 105 | 20 | 7 |
988 | Caduceus got nothing on us, baby. | 1.2576 | 0.04385 | 132 | 102 | 26 | 4 |
989 | Your "other" left, Sidney, turn to your other left! | 1.2576 | 0.05001 | 132 | 107 | 16 | 9 |
990 | No more using G.P.S. | 1.2576 | 0.04884 | 132 | 106 | 18 | 8 |
991 | No. Your other right. | 1.2576 | 0.04884 | 132 | 106 | 18 | 8 |
992 | Where exactly in the Kama Sutra did you find THIS? | 1.2576 | 0.04641 | 132 | 104 | 22 | 6 |
993 | Are you open to trying a braid? | 1.2576 | 0.04641 | 132 | 104 | 22 | 6 |
994 | This isn’t working for me. | 1.2576 | 0.04515 | 132 | 103 | 24 | 5 |
995 | I think I feel a sore throat coming on. | 1.2576 | 0.04764 | 132 | 105 | 20 | 7 |
996 | I signed on for "a little kinky"---not "totally twisted"! | 1.2576 | 0.04515 | 132 | 103 | 24 | 5 |
997 | ""Did we do it? Are we camouflaged?" | 1.2576 | 0.04515 | 132 | 103 | 24 | 5 |
998 | Next time that drone circles around us, let's move away from each other. | 1.2576 | 0.04641 | 132 | 104 | 22 | 6 |
999 | I said snuggle,not strangle,you idiot! | 1.2576 | 0.04641 | 132 | 104 | 22 | 6 |
1000 | At least we didn't get our braces stuck this time. | 1.2576 | 0.04515 | 132 | 103 | 24 | 5 |
1001 | Wait! Who amI? | 1.2576 | 0.04884 | 132 | 106 | 18 | 8 |
1002 | We've gone round and round and still can't see eye to eye. | 1.2576 | 0.04641 | 132 | 104 | 22 | 6 |
1003 | I'm so glad that we're not turtles. | 1.2576 | 0.04641 | 132 | 104 | 22 | 6 |
1004 | Let's take some time off to unwind | 1.2576 | 0.04515 | 132 | 103 | 24 | 5 |
1005 | So students, this is what a double helix looks like. | 1.2576 | 0.04515 | 132 | 103 | 24 | 5 |
1006 | That’ll be the last time we watch a tennis match together. | 1.2576 | 0.04764 | 132 | 105 | 20 | 7 |
1007 | I don't understand neck ties. | 1.2576 | 0.04764 | 132 | 105 | 20 | 7 |
1008 | Let's try couple's Pilates next time. | 1.2576 | 0.04641 | 132 | 104 | 22 | 6 |
1009 | We will be fine. Just relax and enjoy the moment. | 1.2576 | 0.05227 | 132 | 109 | 12 | 11 |
1010 | A first kiss can be awkward. | 1.2576 | 0.04251 | 132 | 101 | 28 | 3 |
1011 | I do so hate these meetings where neckties are compulsory. | 1.2574 | 0.04667 | 136 | 108 | 21 | 7 |
1012 | This is the last time I'm playing Twister with you. | 1.2574 | 0.04667 | 136 | 108 | 21 | 7 |
1013 | Humans call it necking. | 1.2574 | 0.04428 | 136 | 106 | 25 | 5 |
1014 | This is the problem with Giraffe Sumo: it’s always neck and neck. | 1.2574 | 0.04303 | 136 | 105 | 27 | 4 |
1015 | Sweetheart, are you feeling a little clingy today?? | 1.2574 | 0.04667 | 136 | 108 | 21 | 7 |
1016 | Say, which one of these bodies is mine? | 1.2574 | 0.04174 | 136 | 104 | 29 | 3 |
1017 | This relationship is twisted! | 1.2560 | 0.04806 | 125 | 99 | 20 | 6 |
1018 | So glad I found someone my height | 1.2558 | 0.04575 | 129 | 101 | 23 | 5 |
1019 | We're confusing 'neck romancing' with 'necromancy'. | 1.2556 | 0.04851 | 133 | 107 | 18 | 8 |
1020 | This relationship is spiraling out of control. | 1.2556 | 0.04356 | 133 | 103 | 26 | 4 |
1021 | Do you think this is what Chubby Checker meant?? | 1.2556 | 0.04851 | 133 | 107 | 18 | 8 |
1022 | Next time let's just bump horns. | 1.2556 | 0.04485 | 133 | 104 | 24 | 5 |
1023 | Ok, this time I go left and you go right | 1.2556 | 0.04485 | 133 | 104 | 24 | 5 |
1024 | So you think you can dance? | 1.2556 | 0.04610 | 133 | 105 | 22 | 6 |
1025 | When I said I liked physical touch, this is knot what I meant... | 1.2556 | 0.04485 | 133 | 104 | 24 | 5 |
1026 | We should have tried acupuncture first. | 1.2556 | 0.04967 | 133 | 108 | 16 | 9 |
1027 | This was romantic idea at first but now it's just twisted. | 1.2556 | 0.04223 | 133 | 102 | 28 | 3 |
1028 | One good turn deserves another. | 1.2542 | 0.04690 | 118 | 92 | 22 | 4 |
1029 | I'm just now realizing why people get a divorce. | 1.2542 | 0.05272 | 118 | 96 | 14 | 8 |
1030 | We should order 23andMe. | 1.2538 | 0.04922 | 130 | 105 | 17 | 8 |
1031 | This isn't what i meant by necking. | 1.2538 | 0.04673 | 130 | 103 | 21 | 6 |
1032 | Dont forget to use the 'safe word' if you start feeling uncomfortable... | 1.2538 | 0.04544 | 130 | 102 | 23 | 5 |
1033 | We're screwed. | 1.2538 | 0.05041 | 130 | 106 | 15 | 9 |
1034 | Maybe Trump Jr. won't recognize us this way. | 1.2538 | 0.04673 | 130 | 103 | 21 | 6 |
1035 | Unwinding is easy. You just put your right hoof in... | 1.2538 | 0.04273 | 130 | 100 | 27 | 3 |
1036 | “Hyenas, where? Oh yeah. Sorry. Forgot that’s our safe word.” | 1.2538 | 0.04273 | 130 | 100 | 27 | 3 |
1037 | Tying the knot. | 1.2538 | 0.04411 | 130 | 101 | 25 | 4 |
1038 | Are you certain the American Medical Association wants a new logo? | 1.2538 | 0.04799 | 130 | 104 | 19 | 7 |
1039 | Do you still want a pre-nuptial? | 1.2538 | 0.04544 | 130 | 102 | 23 | 5 |
1040 | OK, let's try this again; first you put your two knees close up tight. | 1.2538 | 0.04922 | 130 | 105 | 17 | 8 |
1041 | Well, this is another fine mess you've gotten us into. | 1.2538 | 0.04411 | 130 | 101 | 25 | 4 |
1042 | Maybe we aren't ready for western swing. | 1.2538 | 0.04799 | 130 | 104 | 19 | 7 |
1043 | How was it for you? | 1.2538 | 0.04673 | 130 | 103 | 21 | 6 |
1044 | Now let’s try the half hitch. | 1.2538 | 0.04673 | 130 | 103 | 21 | 6 |
1045 | I just adore your scarf! | 1.2538 | 0.04799 | 130 | 104 | 19 | 7 |
1046 | Maybe a bit less necking next time | 1.2538 | 0.04411 | 130 | 101 | 25 | 4 |
1047 | The Rare Pretzel Giraffe has become endangered trying to figure out how to mate | 1.2538 | 0.04799 | 130 | 104 | 19 | 7 |
1048 | Gary, I said MY right! | 1.2538 | 0.04673 | 130 | 103 | 21 | 6 |
1049 | Was it good for you too? | 1.2538 | 0.04544 | 130 | 102 | 23 | 5 |
1050 | My parents say we're too wrapped up in each other and should see other giraffes, but I love only you. | 1.2538 | 0.05041 | 130 | 106 | 15 | 9 |
1051 | You, me, in the middle of nowhere, it’s a twist of fate. | 1.2538 | 0.04411 | 130 | 101 | 25 | 4 |
1052 | It's knotty, but nice. | 1.2538 | 0.04922 | 130 | 105 | 17 | 8 |
1053 | This is the last time I stick my neck out there for you | 1.2538 | 0.04411 | 130 | 101 | 25 | 4 |
1054 | Well, here's another nice mess you've gotten me into. | 1.2538 | 0.04673 | 130 | 103 | 21 | 6 |
1055 | All of a sudden, I have a great idea for a game for both kids and adults. | 1.2538 | 0.04673 | 130 | 103 | 21 | 6 |
1056 | We should have done this after we mated. | 1.2538 | 0.04411 | 130 | 101 | 25 | 4 |
1057 | I told you I hate ballroom dancing! | 1.2538 | 0.04273 | 130 | 100 | 27 | 3 |
1058 | Maybe doing ‘The Twist’ wasn’t such a good idea after all, Ned! | 1.2538 | 0.04544 | 130 | 102 | 23 | 5 |
1059 | I would call it a tie. | 1.2538 | 0.04411 | 130 | 101 | 25 | 4 |
1060 | We need to re-think the rules to Twister. | 1.2538 | 0.04544 | 130 | 102 | 23 | 5 |
1061 | It's not love, but it's the neck's best thing. | 1.2538 | 0.04673 | 130 | 103 | 21 | 6 |
1062 | Wow. What a kiss. | 1.2538 | 0.03984 | 130 | 98 | 31 | 1 |
1063 | Maybe pilates would be better than yoga | 1.2538 | 0.04411 | 130 | 101 | 25 | 4 |
1064 | I love you, too, but you're choking me. | 1.2538 | 0.04799 | 130 | 104 | 19 | 7 |
1065 | Your left?...or mine? | 1.2538 | 0.04922 | 130 | 105 | 17 | 8 |
1066 | Stop saying, "Lion on the right!" when when we are necking. | 1.2538 | 0.04799 | 130 | 104 | 19 | 7 |
1067 | Honey, I think it's time for us to unwind. | 1.2538 | 0.04411 | 130 | 101 | 25 | 4 |
1068 | I thought love meant never having to say you're sorry. | 1.2538 | 0.04673 | 130 | 103 | 21 | 6 |
1069 | We shouldn’t have started that protest to bring Toys R Us back after all. | 1.2538 | 0.04673 | 130 | 103 | 21 | 6 |
1070 | Nothing in any direction. I think we're good. | 1.2538 | 0.04544 | 130 | 102 | 23 | 5 |
1071 | Am I me or you? | 1.2538 | 0.04799 | 130 | 104 | 19 | 7 |
1072 | I said my left - that would be your right! | 1.2538 | 0.04673 | 130 | 103 | 21 | 6 |
1073 | Well, this is strange twist of events. | 1.2538 | 0.04673 | 130 | 103 | 21 | 6 |
1074 | How is this romantic? | 1.2538 | 0.04273 | 130 | 100 | 27 | 3 |
1075 | This is a real Giraffic jam. | 1.2538 | 0.04673 | 130 | 103 | 21 | 6 |
1076 | And there -- the double helix of the DNA molecule. | 1.2538 | 0.04922 | 130 | 105 | 17 | 8 |
1077 | You often seem out of reach but I think we’ve established a nexus. | 1.2538 | 0.04922 | 130 | 105 | 17 | 8 |
1078 | Where's the cartoonist who put us in this mess? | 1.2538 | 0.04411 | 130 | 101 | 25 | 4 |
1079 | I could never leave you. | 1.2538 | 0.04411 | 130 | 101 | 25 | 4 |
1080 | Damn! It's still not a Moebius strip! | 1.2538 | 0.04544 | 130 | 102 | 23 | 5 |
1081 | Tell your wife you have to stay late at work. | 1.2538 | 0.04799 | 130 | 104 | 19 | 7 |
1082 | It’s not me. It’s you. | 1.2538 | 0.04544 | 130 | 102 | 23 | 5 |
1083 | Now just relax and we will be airborne | 1.2538 | 0.04673 | 130 | 103 | 21 | 6 |
1084 | My mother warned me you were the clinging sort. | 1.2538 | 0.04673 | 130 | 103 | 21 | 6 |
1085 | Ok, look down. Now try to move your front right leg | 1.2538 | 0.05158 | 130 | 107 | 13 | 10 |
1086 | I'm getting tired of these photo opps for the tourists! | 1.2538 | 0.04411 | 130 | 101 | 25 | 4 |
1087 | I have the sneaking suspicion we're in a New Yorker cartoon. | 1.2538 | 0.04544 | 130 | 102 | 23 | 5 |
1088 | Let's just skip the foreplay. | 1.2538 | 0.04673 | 130 | 103 | 21 | 6 |
1089 | Where's David Attenborough when you actually need him? | 1.2538 | 0.04544 | 130 | 102 | 23 | 5 |
1090 | This 'mating ritual' thing is getting ridiculous. | 1.2538 | 0.04544 | 130 | 102 | 23 | 5 |
1091 | It's two to Tango! Tango! | 1.2537 | 0.04818 | 134 | 108 | 18 | 8 |
1092 | No kissing on the first date. But necking is fine. | 1.2520 | 0.04869 | 127 | 102 | 18 | 7 |
1093 | Ummm, I think we're supposed to watch EACH OTHER'S back... | 1.2520 | 0.04739 | 127 | 101 | 20 | 6 |
1094 | I think you misread the Kama Sutra | 1.2520 | 0.04467 | 127 | 99 | 24 | 4 |
1095 | Next time, I go right, you go left. | 1.2520 | 0.04467 | 127 | 99 | 24 | 4 |
1096 | Two heads are better then one is so overrated. | 1.2520 | 0.04605 | 127 | 100 | 22 | 5 |
1097 | No, the other-other-other left! | 1.2520 | 0.04467 | 127 | 99 | 24 | 4 |
1098 | Just relax! You're all wound up | 1.2520 | 0.04739 | 127 | 101 | 20 | 6 |
1099 | This can't be what Chubby Checker had in mind. | 1.2520 | 0.04325 | 127 | 98 | 26 | 3 |
1100 | No, I said, "YOU go left and I go right." | 1.2520 | 0.04467 | 127 | 99 | 24 | 4 |
1101 | Oh god, don’t look at us DON’T LOOK AT US! | 1.2520 | 0.04869 | 127 | 102 | 18 | 7 |
1102 | I put my neck out there for you, and you repay me with this? | 1.2520 | 0.04467 | 127 | 99 | 24 | 4 |
1103 | We just can't keep going around together! | 1.2520 | 0.04605 | 127 | 100 | 22 | 5 |
1104 | We should not be following those circling buzzards. | 1.2520 | 0.04869 | 127 | 102 | 18 | 7 |
1105 | Our couples therapist DID say we were too enmeshed. | 1.2520 | 0.04739 | 127 | 101 | 20 | 6 |
1106 | Perhaps this isn't the best time, but I'd like a divorce. | 1.2520 | 0.04996 | 127 | 103 | 16 | 8 |
1107 | This foreplay stuff is killing me. | 1.2520 | 0.04605 | 127 | 100 | 22 | 5 |
1108 | Mom! We were just necking! | 1.2520 | 0.04605 | 127 | 100 | 22 | 5 |
1109 | Charlie dear, 'IS THIS ALL THERE IS?' | 1.2520 | 0.04467 | 127 | 99 | 24 | 4 |
1110 | I knew it! You've been seeing a boa constrictor! | 1.2520 | 0.04869 | 127 | 102 | 18 | 7 |
1111 | Do you think the spider gone now? | 1.2519 | 0.04766 | 131 | 105 | 19 | 7 |
1112 | Ok forget the twist. Let’s salsa instead. | 1.2519 | 0.04513 | 131 | 103 | 23 | 5 |
1113 | Honey, we totally nail couples yoga. | 1.2519 | 0.04381 | 131 | 102 | 25 | 4 |
1114 | Sorry. My last significant other was a boa constrictor. | 1.2519 | 0.04766 | 131 | 105 | 19 | 7 |
1115 | I don't know if I'm a Liberal with conservative leaning or a Conservative who always looks to the left. | 1.2500 | 0.04296 | 128 | 99 | 26 | 3 |
1116 | We are never going to make any kids this way. | 1.2500 | 0.04835 | 128 | 103 | 18 | 7 |
1117 | Come on! It's Righty tighty,Lefty Loosey. | 1.2500 | 0.04706 | 128 | 102 | 20 | 6 |
1118 | Where did that mosquito go? | 1.2500 | 0.04706 | 128 | 102 | 20 | 6 |
1119 | Reading the Kama Sutra at our age was a bad idea. | 1.2500 | 0.04467 | 120 | 93 | 24 | 3 |
1120 | Do you think we’re codependent? | 1.2500 | 0.04296 | 128 | 99 | 26 | 3 |
1121 | Is this considered second base? | 1.2500 | 0.04835 | 128 | 103 | 18 | 7 |
1122 | I’m leaving you, Bob. You’re too clingy.” | 1.2500 | 0.04573 | 128 | 101 | 22 | 5 |
1123 | I don't think this is necking, Gerome. | 1.2500 | 0.04573 | 128 | 101 | 22 | 5 |
1124 | Our DNA is a perfect match. | 1.2500 | 0.04437 | 128 | 100 | 24 | 4 |
1125 | I blame Chubby Checker. | 1.2500 | 0.04573 | 128 | 101 | 22 | 5 |
1126 | You think I'm wrong?! Why else would we have long necks?! | 1.2500 | 0.04573 | 128 | 101 | 22 | 5 |
1127 | I think they call this a ‘Double Helix’! | 1.2500 | 0.04573 | 128 | 101 | 22 | 5 |
1128 | Jeezus,Gertrude. When I turn right - YOU - turn right. | 1.2500 | 0.04835 | 128 | 103 | 18 | 7 |
1129 | That bird was flying around in circles on purpose! | 1.2500 | 0.04437 | 128 | 100 | 24 | 4 |
1130 | I meant 'my left'. | 1.2500 | 0.04835 | 128 | 103 | 18 | 7 |
1131 | I always knew our lives were intertwined, but this is really twisted, sister! | 1.2500 | 0.04835 | 128 | 103 | 18 | 7 |
1132 | Are we both watching the same bird circling overhead? | 1.2500 | 0.05083 | 128 | 105 | 14 | 9 |
1133 | Is this how Watson and Crick did it? | 1.2500 | 0.04573 | 128 | 101 | 22 | 5 |
1134 | Don't you think that it would be easier if we each just looked behind ourselves | 1.2500 | 0.04573 | 128 | 101 | 22 | 5 |
1135 | Now, try lifting your left hind foot. | 1.2500 | 0.04706 | 128 | 102 | 20 | 6 |
1136 | You kept saying "Look the other way" | 1.2500 | 0.04835 | 128 | 103 | 18 | 7 |
1137 | At last, I can see your perspective. | 1.2500 | 0.04437 | 128 | 100 | 24 | 4 |
1138 | Now listen to me very carefully. When I count to three I’ll go left and you go right. | 1.2500 | 0.04437 | 128 | 100 | 24 | 4 |
1139 | Now show me your wiener! | 1.2500 | 0.04437 | 128 | 100 | 24 | 4 |
1140 | I knew we would wind up with each other! | 1.2500 | 0.04706 | 128 | 102 | 20 | 6 |
1141 | But no one knows what a caduceus is! | 1.2500 | 0.04706 | 128 | 102 | 20 | 6 |
1142 | Your first time necking? | 1.2500 | 0.04573 | 128 | 101 | 22 | 5 |
1143 | Let's re-read that chapter of the Kama Sutra of Necking. | 1.2500 | 0.04960 | 128 | 104 | 16 | 8 |
1144 | ...alright, now shout! | 1.2500 | 0.04835 | 128 | 103 | 18 | 7 |
1145 | Sorry, Dad, I'm getting someone else to teach me the Windsor. | 1.2500 | 0.03999 | 128 | 97 | 30 | 1 |
1146 | And then when she asks him to hold her closer, he says "If I hold you any closer I'll be in back of you!" | 1.2500 | 0.04573 | 128 | 101 | 22 | 5 |
1147 | Now that we've twisted, let's shout! | 1.2500 | 0.04960 | 128 | 104 | 16 | 8 |
1148 | Go right | 1.2500 | 0.04960 | 128 | 104 | 16 | 8 |
1149 | Wait! Where'd we put the wine glasses? | 1.2500 | 0.04960 | 128 | 104 | 16 | 8 |
1150 | I'm not watching tennis with you anymore | 1.2500 | 0.04573 | 128 | 101 | 22 | 5 |
1151 | I still don't get it. Can you just explain it to me instead? | 1.2481 | 0.04926 | 129 | 105 | 16 | 8 |
1152 | Maybe we should go back to the hoof bump. | 1.2481 | 0.04407 | 129 | 101 | 24 | 4 |
1153 | Now this time keep your ears out ‘till we’re airborne! | 1.2481 | 0.04673 | 129 | 103 | 20 | 6 |
1154 | I think this necking stuff is not so great for our species. | 1.2481 | 0.04801 | 129 | 104 | 18 | 7 |
1155 | I told you. Anything but the Tango. | 1.2481 | 0.05166 | 129 | 107 | 12 | 10 |
1156 | Man, that was a hellava dust devil!! | 1.2481 | 0.04801 | 129 | 104 | 18 | 7 |
1157 | If this doesn’t get 30 likes in 10 minutes, I’m deleting it. | 1.2481 | 0.04926 | 129 | 105 | 16 | 8 |
1158 | Now was not the best time to tell me that you think of yourself as a male! | 1.2481 | 0.04673 | 129 | 103 | 20 | 6 |
1159 | Yes, below the equator a vortex spins clockwise! | 1.2480 | 0.04349 | 125 | 97 | 25 | 3 |
1160 | not on the first date! | 1.2480 | 0.04636 | 125 | 99 | 21 | 5 |
1161 | Two heads are better than one | 1.2480 | 0.04906 | 125 | 101 | 17 | 7 |
1162 | I find your need for affection hard to swallow. | 1.2480 | 0.04773 | 125 | 100 | 19 | 6 |
1163 | I don't think this was covered in couples therapy. | 1.2480 | 0.04636 | 125 | 99 | 21 | 5 |
1164 | Let's call the whole thing off. | 1.2480 | 0.04773 | 125 | 100 | 19 | 6 |
1165 | Um... help? | 1.2480 | 0.04636 | 125 | 99 | 21 | 5 |
1166 | Ok so we're married, now what? | 1.2480 | 0.04495 | 125 | 98 | 23 | 4 |
1167 | Humans call it necking, too-- but what do THEY know?" | 1.2480 | 0.04495 | 125 | 98 | 23 | 4 |
1168 | We're overdue for some time to unwind. | 1.2480 | 0.04636 | 125 | 99 | 21 | 5 |
1169 | We'll just tell your parents that there was a tornado. | 1.2480 | 0.04198 | 125 | 96 | 27 | 2 |
1170 | Are we too enmeshed? | 1.2480 | 0.04495 | 125 | 98 | 23 | 4 |
1171 | I’d suggest we go for a drink, but they just banned straws. | 1.2480 | 0.05163 | 125 | 103 | 13 | 9 |
1172 | Maybe just thumb wrestle instead? | 1.2460 | 0.04319 | 126 | 98 | 25 | 3 |
1173 | I'm sick of your twisted sense of humor. | 1.2459 | 0.04403 | 122 | 95 | 24 | 3 |
1174 | You're talking in circles again. | 1.2459 | 0.04981 | 122 | 99 | 16 | 7 |
1175 | Let's twist again.......... | 1.2451 | 0.05474 | 102 | 83 | 13 | 6 |
1176 | Humans make these murder-suicides look so easy. | 1.2439 | 0.04667 | 123 | 98 | 20 | 5 |
1177 | Well, this is embarrassing. | 1.2439 | 0.04808 | 123 | 99 | 18 | 6 |
1178 | Not again! | 1.2439 | 0.05207 | 123 | 102 | 12 | 9 |
1179 | Now do you understand why I don't like to play Twister? | 1.2439 | 0.04372 | 123 | 96 | 24 | 3 |
1180 | I wonder why they call it necking. | 1.2439 | 0.05077 | 123 | 101 | 14 | 8 |
1181 | How about next time we knit each other scarves instead? | 1.2439 | 0.04667 | 123 | 98 | 20 | 5 |
1182 | We have to stop meeting like this. | 1.2439 | 0.04667 | 123 | 98 | 20 | 5 |
1183 | I can’t feel my feet. | 1.2439 | 0.04217 | 123 | 95 | 26 | 2 |
1184 | It was a light bulb joke, not a research directive. | 1.2439 | 0.04944 | 123 | 100 | 16 | 7 |
1185 | Origin of the term: "rubbernecking" | 1.2439 | 0.04522 | 123 | 97 | 22 | 4 |
1186 | I don’t care if it *is* your favorite game — Twister sucks. | 1.2439 | 0.04667 | 123 | 98 | 20 | 5 |
1187 | This time, you go YOUR left! | 1.2439 | 0.04808 | 123 | 99 | 18 | 6 |
1188 | I think this will redefine "necking" for generations to come. | 1.2439 | 0.04667 | 123 | 98 | 20 | 5 |
1189 | Now what do we do? | 1.2439 | 0.04522 | 123 | 97 | 22 | 4 |
1190 | We'll never see eye to eye like this. | 1.2439 | 0.04372 | 123 | 96 | 24 | 3 |
1191 | Make up your mind! Which direction do you want to go in?! | 1.2439 | 0.04808 | 123 | 99 | 18 | 6 |
1192 | Are you part boa or python? | 1.2439 | 0.04522 | 123 | 97 | 22 | 4 |
1193 | I just don't think true love means you have to be inseparable. | 1.2439 | 0.04667 | 123 | 98 | 20 | 5 |
1194 | Didn't I tell you to take it easy on the medicinal marijuana? | 1.2439 | 0.04808 | 123 | 99 | 18 | 6 |
1195 | No, you move first! | 1.2439 | 0.04667 | 123 | 98 | 20 | 5 |
1196 | We need to tell our parents. | 1.2439 | 0.05077 | 123 | 101 | 14 | 8 |
1197 | I didn't really mean I would wring your neck | 1.2439 | 0.04808 | 123 | 99 | 18 | 6 |
1198 | Dammit! This happens every time we play Chubby Checker! | 1.2439 | 0.04522 | 123 | 97 | 22 | 4 |
1199 | Wait, now I think there was something about setting up a pole with some ribbons first. | 1.2439 | 0.04522 | 123 | 97 | 22 | 4 |
1200 | Just say, We are all tied up | 1.2439 | 0.05077 | 123 | 101 | 14 | 8 |
1201 | It’s not that I don’t love you. I just need a little space. | 1.2439 | 0.04522 | 123 | 97 | 22 | 4 |
1202 | It would be so much easier to make promises if we had pinkies. | 1.2439 | 0.04667 | 123 | 98 | 20 | 5 |
1203 | I wished they’d warned us about this in sex-ed. | 1.2439 | 0.04667 | 123 | 98 | 20 | 5 |
1204 | I really mean it. If you post this on Facebook,I'll never talk to you again. | 1.2439 | 0.04372 | 123 | 96 | 24 | 3 |
1205 | But I saw it in the Kama Sutra, honey! | 1.2439 | 0.04944 | 123 | 100 | 16 | 7 |
1206 | This is what I get for sticking my neck out for you. | 1.2439 | 0.04522 | 123 | 97 | 22 | 4 |
1207 | Well, this is another fine mess you got us into, Olie! | 1.2439 | 0.04217 | 123 | 95 | 26 | 2 |
1208 | If this works, it'll be a Heimlich world record! | 1.2439 | 0.04808 | 123 | 99 | 18 | 6 |
1209 | Mama warned me that necking leads to trouble. | 1.2439 | 0.04667 | 123 | 98 | 20 | 5 |
1210 | Who put on "Let's Twist Again Like We Did Last Summer?" | 1.2439 | 0.04944 | 123 | 100 | 16 | 7 |
1211 | What's your exit strategy? | 1.2439 | 0.04667 | 123 | 98 | 20 | 5 |
1212 | Hell of a wind, huh? | 1.2419 | 0.04908 | 124 | 101 | 16 | 7 |
1213 | I think I'm about to kiss myself. | 1.2419 | 0.04341 | 124 | 97 | 24 | 3 |
1214 | I do worry that we may be a bit codependent. | 1.2419 | 0.04341 | 124 | 97 | 24 | 3 |
1215 | Oh dear! The children are watching. | 1.2419 | 0.04341 | 124 | 97 | 24 | 3 |
1216 | When you said, “One good turn deserves another,’ I knew we were made for each other. | 1.2419 | 0.04490 | 124 | 98 | 22 | 4 |
1217 | How many times have I told you not to use that GPS device? | 1.2417 | 0.04427 | 120 | 94 | 23 | 3 |
1218 | I dig science but I just don't see long necks as an evolutionary advantage. | 1.2417 | 0.04266 | 120 | 93 | 25 | 2 |
1219 | Well, that tornado sure came out of left field. | 1.2417 | 0.04879 | 120 | 97 | 17 | 6 |
1220 | Next time, lets wait until the tornado passes before we try to eat! | 1.2417 | 0.04583 | 120 | 95 | 21 | 4 |
1221 | As the largest prey around here, this seems a bit indulgent. | 1.2417 | 0.04733 | 120 | 96 | 19 | 5 |
1222 | I always thought necking would be more pleasurable. | 1.2417 | 0.05020 | 120 | 98 | 15 | 7 |
1223 | Can we chat later? I am a bit tied up at the moment. | 1.2417 | 0.04879 | 120 | 97 | 17 | 6 |
1224 | Not sure, but I think this is what they call codependent. | 1.2417 | 0.04879 | 120 | 97 | 17 | 6 |
1225 | Ok, now we're necking . .. how do we do the tongue thing? | 1.2417 | 0.04583 | 120 | 95 | 21 | 4 |
1226 | ''That's the last time we take square dancing lessons from a lefty." | 1.2417 | 0.04879 | 120 | 97 | 17 | 6 |
1227 | This takes rubber necking to a new height! | 1.2417 | 0.04583 | 120 | 95 | 21 | 4 |
1228 | My love, I don´t know where I end and you start. | 1.2417 | 0.04879 | 120 | 97 | 17 | 6 |
1229 | I prefer counter clockwise necking | 1.2417 | 0.04583 | 120 | 95 | 21 | 4 |
1230 | See, this is what happens when you try to fight me over that last leaf. | 1.2417 | 0.04427 | 120 | 94 | 23 | 3 |
1231 | I could have been somebody, but no--I had to get tangled up with you. | 1.2417 | 0.04733 | 120 | 96 | 19 | 5 |
1232 | I’m never sticking my neck out for you again. | 1.2417 | 0.04733 | 120 | 96 | 19 | 5 |
1233 | Are you finding it difficult to unwind these days? | 1.2417 | 0.04583 | 120 | 95 | 21 | 4 |
1234 | I'd say this counts as endangered. | 1.2397 | 0.04549 | 121 | 96 | 21 | 4 |
1235 | Remind me, are we north or south of the Equator? | 1.2397 | 0.04698 | 121 | 97 | 19 | 5 |
1236 | My therapist said that we are codependent. | 1.2397 | 0.04843 | 121 | 98 | 17 | 6 |
1237 | Did you hear that? | 1.2397 | 0.04549 | 121 | 96 | 21 | 4 |
1238 | Next time, can we try my approach to mating? | 1.2397 | 0.04549 | 121 | 96 | 21 | 4 |
1239 | Let's just take this slow" you said. "Let's just wrap our heads around this" you said | 1.2397 | 0.04983 | 121 | 99 | 15 | 7 |
1240 | They must be lost. They've been driving in circles for hours. | 1.2397 | 0.04843 | 121 | 98 | 17 | 6 |
1241 | Gawd, this would never happen if I were a leopard. | 1.2397 | 0.04698 | 121 | 97 | 19 | 5 |
1242 | Next time only one of us should go in for the kiss | 1.2397 | 0.04395 | 121 | 95 | 23 | 3 |
1243 | I said DON'T look now! | 1.2397 | 0.04698 | 121 | 97 | 19 | 5 |
1244 | Our relationship has always been a bit screwed up." | 1.2397 | 0.04549 | 121 | 96 | 21 | 4 |
1245 | You better hope that damn proverb writer doesn't see this. | 1.2397 | 0.04843 | 121 | 98 | 17 | 6 |
1246 | Okay. Swans, we're not. | 1.2397 | 0.04843 | 121 | 98 | 17 | 6 |
1247 | To the right. My right, not your right! | 1.2397 | 0.04549 | 121 | 96 | 21 | 4 |
1248 | Right, not a good idea to walk and text. | 1.2397 | 0.04698 | 121 | 97 | 19 | 5 |
1249 | This isn't going to work, we can't even neck right. | 1.2397 | 0.04236 | 121 | 94 | 25 | 2 |
1250 | I can’t wrap my head around it. | 1.2397 | 0.04983 | 121 | 99 | 15 | 7 |
1251 | I can't tell if I am looking at my ass or yours. | 1.2397 | 0.04549 | 121 | 96 | 21 | 4 |
1252 | Carl, I told we should have asked for directions! | 1.2397 | 0.04549 | 121 | 96 | 21 | 4 |
1253 | Next time, let's just do a hoof bump! | 1.2397 | 0.04843 | 121 | 98 | 17 | 6 |
1254 | I really think we need to start seeing other giraffes. | 1.2397 | 0.04395 | 121 | 95 | 23 | 3 |
1255 | Okay, clockwise next time? | 1.2397 | 0.04395 | 121 | 95 | 23 | 3 |
1256 | What is it that you don't understand about counter-clockwise? | 1.2397 | 0.04395 | 121 | 95 | 23 | 3 |
1257 | When I said, "Let's tie the knot," I only meant... | 1.2397 | 0.04395 | 121 | 95 | 23 | 3 |
1258 | We just made a double helix! | 1.2397 | 0.04395 | 121 | 95 | 23 | 3 |
1259 | No ! for the last time, your bum doesn't look big at any angle! | 1.2397 | 0.04549 | 121 | 96 | 21 | 4 |
1260 | You go left and I’ll go right and let’s see if we can hokey pokey our way out of this mess. | 1.2397 | 0.04549 | 121 | 96 | 21 | 4 |
1261 | Those lions will think twice before messing with us now. | 1.2397 | 0.04843 | 121 | 98 | 17 | 6 |
1262 | I still can't figure out why humans think necking is so hot. | 1.2397 | 0.05119 | 121 | 100 | 13 | 8 |
1263 | Am I looking at my butt or your butt? | 1.2397 | 0.04395 | 121 | 95 | 23 | 3 |
1264 | You’re great. It’s just...I’m starting to feel a bit strangled in this relationship. | 1.2397 | 0.04698 | 121 | 97 | 19 | 5 |
1265 | Excuse me sir, do you have a second to talk about our lord and saviour | 1.2397 | 0.05381 | 121 | 102 | 9 | 10 |
1266 | So much for tetherball! | 1.2397 | 0.04698 | 121 | 97 | 19 | 5 |
1267 | We are so royally screwed. | 1.2397 | 0.04698 | 121 | 97 | 19 | 5 |
1268 | Whoever called it necking obviously wasn't a giraffe | 1.2397 | 0.04983 | 121 | 99 | 15 | 7 |
1269 | Mom always said that necking leads to trouble!! | 1.2397 | 0.04236 | 121 | 94 | 25 | 2 |
1270 | Who knew necking could get this kinky? | 1.2397 | 0.04983 | 121 | 99 | 15 | 7 |
1271 | Lion at eight o'clock. | 1.2397 | 0.04395 | 121 | 95 | 23 | 3 |
1272 | It was simpler when we just touched noses. | 1.2397 | 0.05119 | 121 | 100 | 13 | 8 |
1273 | As if we didn’t look ridiculous enough already. | 1.2397 | 0.04698 | 121 | 97 | 19 | 5 |
1274 | I think I prefer goat yoga. | 1.2397 | 0.04698 | 121 | 97 | 19 | 5 |
1275 | STOP. You've kissed me on both cheeks already. | 1.2397 | 0.04395 | 121 | 95 | 23 | 3 |
1276 | Classic example of the Giraffic error. | 1.2397 | 0.04983 | 121 | 99 | 15 | 7 |
1277 | Are you sure this is how necking works? | 1.2397 | 0.04698 | 121 | 97 | 19 | 5 |
1278 | I'm telling you. That's how helicopters work. | 1.2397 | 0.04698 | 121 | 97 | 19 | 5 |
1279 | Do you think Mom will notice?" | 1.2397 | 0.04395 | 121 | 95 | 23 | 3 |
1280 | I wish the company would go necktie optional. | 1.2393 | 0.04485 | 117 | 92 | 22 | 3 |
1281 | Twisted love affair. | 1.2385 | 0.05358 | 109 | 90 | 12 | 7 |
1282 | Are you sure this is what the therapist meant? | 1.2377 | 0.04363 | 122 | 96 | 23 | 3 |
1283 | I knew a tennis match was a bad idea! | 1.2377 | 0.04946 | 122 | 100 | 15 | 7 |
1284 | Wait, wait. Let’s just stop and think about this. | 1.2377 | 0.04516 | 122 | 97 | 21 | 4 |
1285 | Who knew nibbling your ear could be this complicated. | 1.2373 | 0.04766 | 118 | 95 | 18 | 5 |
1286 | Sorry but I just can't wrap my head around it. | 1.2373 | 0.04766 | 118 | 95 | 18 | 5 |
1287 | If you sneeze I'll kick you from here to Sunday. | 1.2373 | 0.04286 | 118 | 92 | 24 | 2 |
1288 | I told you, no necking. | 1.2373 | 0.05061 | 118 | 97 | 14 | 7 |
1289 | He went thataway | 1.2373 | 0.04766 | 118 | 95 | 18 | 5 |
1290 | Now, THIS is quintessential necking! | 1.2373 | 0.04766 | 118 | 95 | 18 | 5 |
1291 | I'm all twisted up outside. | 1.2373 | 0.04915 | 118 | 96 | 16 | 6 |
1292 | We gotta stop watching these candidates debates! | 1.2373 | 0.04286 | 118 | 92 | 24 | 2 |
1293 | I don't think this is 'reverse cowgirl. ' | 1.2373 | 0.04451 | 118 | 93 | 22 | 3 |
1294 | No, no, it's wrapped around your little finger. | 1.2373 | 0.04451 | 118 | 93 | 22 | 3 |
1295 | Is this love... or codependency? | 1.2373 | 0.04451 | 118 | 93 | 22 | 3 |
1296 | It was little wonder when the boa giraffe went extinct. | 1.2373 | 0.04915 | 118 | 96 | 16 | 6 |
1297 | This is a little too kinky for me, darling. | 1.2373 | 0.04611 | 118 | 94 | 20 | 4 |
1298 | Can we talk ? | 1.2373 | 0.04766 | 118 | 95 | 18 | 5 |
1299 | How's this, Mr. Attenborough? | 1.2373 | 0.04766 | 118 | 95 | 18 | 5 |
1300 | You could have just explained the double helix! | 1.2373 | 0.04766 | 118 | 95 | 18 | 5 |
1301 | Oh yeah! That hit the spot :) | 1.2373 | 0.04766 | 118 | 95 | 18 | 5 |
1302 | Sorry, I am all neck on the dance floor | 1.2373 | 0.04451 | 118 | 93 | 22 | 3 |
1303 | Jean Baptiste Lamarck would be totally approving of this. | 1.2373 | 0.04451 | 118 | 93 | 22 | 3 |
1304 | You spin me round and round... | 1.2373 | 0.04611 | 118 | 94 | 20 | 4 |
1305 | Is this the dance they call the tangle? | 1.2373 | 0.04611 | 118 | 94 | 20 | 4 |
1306 | Maybe we should drop necking from our foreplay. | 1.2373 | 0.04611 | 118 | 94 | 20 | 4 |
1307 | Anything coming on your side? | 1.2373 | 0.04611 | 118 | 94 | 20 | 4 |
1308 | This is not what I had in mind when I said I was into necking | 1.2373 | 0.04611 | 118 | 94 | 20 | 4 |
1309 | Let's just hold hands next time! | 1.2373 | 0.04611 | 118 | 94 | 20 | 4 |
1310 | Whaddya say we kick back and unwind? | 1.2373 | 0.04766 | 118 | 95 | 18 | 5 |
1311 | All clear on my side. | 1.2373 | 0.04286 | 118 | 92 | 24 | 2 |
1312 | He went thataway...no, thataway...no, thataway... | 1.2373 | 0.04766 | 118 | 95 | 18 | 5 |
1313 | I don't think this is what our human meant when he said he liked neck ties. | 1.2373 | 0.05202 | 118 | 98 | 12 | 8 |
1314 | I forget. Am I me or you? | 1.2373 | 0.05061 | 118 | 97 | 14 | 7 |
1315 | We can strike 'learn the Tango' off the bucket list. | 1.2373 | 0.05061 | 118 | 97 | 14 | 7 |
1316 | Lefty-Loosey! LEFTY-LOOSEY! | 1.2368 | 0.04712 | 114 | 91 | 19 | 4 |
1317 | I did not see that twist coming. | 1.2353 | 0.04730 | 119 | 96 | 18 | 5 |
1318 | I think we missed a step in our tango... | 1.2353 | 0.05022 | 119 | 98 | 14 | 7 |
1319 | I'm trying to wrap my head around our relationship. | 1.2353 | 0.04730 | 119 | 96 | 18 | 5 |
1320 | I think I will take a break and unwind. | 1.2353 | 0.04730 | 119 | 96 | 18 | 5 |
1321 | Best first date ever! | 1.2353 | 0.05428 | 102 | 84 | 12 | 6 |
1322 | It started with a kiss, but we got carried away. | 1.2348 | 0.04510 | 115 | 91 | 21 | 3 |
1323 | I told you that these tango lessons were not a great idea. | 1.2348 | 0.04991 | 115 | 94 | 15 | 6 |
1324 | maybe we shouldn't go back to partner yoga | 1.2348 | 0.04510 | 115 | 91 | 21 | 3 |
1325 | It seemed like you would never stop talking, and I panicked... | 1.2348 | 0.04676 | 115 | 92 | 19 | 4 |
1326 | We’re still in our honeymoon phase. | 1.2348 | 0.04676 | 115 | 92 | 19 | 4 |
1327 | Counter clockwise!! I said! | 1.2348 | 0.04676 | 115 | 92 | 19 | 4 |
1328 | Giraffe Neck Tie | 1.2348 | 0.05142 | 115 | 95 | 13 | 7 |
1329 | I thought the twist was a dance | 1.2348 | 0.04337 | 115 | 90 | 23 | 2 |
1330 | Let's grab a drink and unwind. | 1.2348 | 0.04836 | 115 | 93 | 17 | 5 |
1331 | I thought you had the champagne glasses! | 1.2348 | 0.04510 | 115 | 91 | 21 | 3 |
1332 | Now I know why mom always warned me about necking. | 1.2348 | 0.04510 | 115 | 91 | 21 | 3 |
1333 | Please, Bernard, this is only our first date! | 1.2348 | 0.04158 | 115 | 89 | 25 | 1 |
1334 | Oh, wait, your left or my left? | 1.2348 | 0.04510 | 115 | 91 | 21 | 3 |
1335 | Two heads may be better than one, but this is ridiculous! | 1.2348 | 0.04510 | 115 | 91 | 21 | 3 |
1336 | Oh THAT bird?! | 1.2348 | 0.04836 | 115 | 93 | 17 | 5 |
1337 | Enough with the Tango class, lets try the FoxTrot | 1.2348 | 0.05288 | 115 | 96 | 11 | 8 |
1338 | I’m sure the vet has seen other animals in way more compromising positions! | 1.2348 | 0.04510 | 115 | 91 | 21 | 3 |
1339 | Don't fart. | 1.2348 | 0.05142 | 115 | 95 | 13 | 7 |
1340 | One of us is excessively needy. | 1.2348 | 0.04676 | 115 | 92 | 19 | 4 |
1341 | I'm not sure we can get out of this one. | 1.2348 | 0.04676 | 115 | 92 | 19 | 4 |
1342 | Your left, not mine! | 1.2348 | 0.04337 | 115 | 90 | 23 | 2 |
1343 | Really? Do we have to do this every time Chubby Checker comes on? | 1.2348 | 0.04676 | 115 | 92 | 19 | 4 |
1344 | I hate team-building exercises. | 1.2348 | 0.04676 | 115 | 92 | 19 | 4 |
1345 | No. No. No. I said counterclockwise. | 1.2348 | 0.04510 | 115 | 91 | 21 | 3 |
1346 | Did you see that? Our little girl learned to somersault! | 1.2348 | 0.04836 | 115 | 93 | 17 | 5 |
1347 | I said go right, not left! | 1.2348 | 0.04337 | 115 | 90 | 23 | 2 |
1348 | Ready for takeoff? | 1.2348 | 0.04337 | 115 | 90 | 23 | 2 |
1349 | The two were neck-and-neck and ended up in a tie. | 1.2348 | 0.04836 | 115 | 93 | 17 | 5 |
1350 | Spotted Necking | 1.2348 | 0.04510 | 115 | 91 | 21 | 3 |
1351 | I don’t know. I just can’t wrap my head around it. | 1.2348 | 0.04836 | 115 | 93 | 17 | 5 |
1352 | You're a real pain in the neck, you know that? | 1.2348 | 0.04991 | 115 | 94 | 15 | 6 |
1353 | Well this is a gir-gaffe. | 1.2348 | 0.04676 | 115 | 92 | 19 | 4 |
1354 | I think I prefer the missionary position. | 1.2348 | 0.04510 | 115 | 91 | 21 | 3 |
1355 | I guess we’re due for another visit to the chiropractor. | 1.2348 | 0.05142 | 115 | 95 | 13 | 7 |
1356 | it’s complicated | 1.2348 | 0.04676 | 115 | 92 | 19 | 4 |
1357 | I still don't see how the goats had a better audition for the yoga gig. | 1.2348 | 0.04510 | 115 | 91 | 21 | 3 |
1358 | Stop twisting my words. | 1.2348 | 0.04836 | 115 | 93 | 17 | 5 |
1359 | You know our therapist said we have to do it for 10 minutes a day,Geoffrey. | 1.2348 | 0.04676 | 115 | 92 | 19 | 4 |
1360 | Let's stick to waltz. | 1.2348 | 0.04510 | 115 | 91 | 21 | 3 |
1361 | Necking is one thing, but you're not getting to second base! | 1.2348 | 0.04991 | 115 | 94 | 15 | 6 |
1362 | I told you we shouldn't neck! | 1.2348 | 0.04991 | 115 | 94 | 15 | 6 |
1363 | It's OK, but we'd look more professional in a half-Windsor. | 1.2348 | 0.05142 | 115 | 95 | 13 | 7 |
1364 | I'm sorry, I shouldn't do this. I have a boyfriend. | 1.2348 | 0.04676 | 115 | 92 | 19 | 4 |
1365 | Forget it Harold,Giraffes can't hug." | 1.2348 | 0.04991 | 115 | 94 | 15 | 6 |
1366 | How many more times will Chubby Checker say 'twist again?' | 1.2348 | 0.04676 | 115 | 92 | 19 | 4 |
1367 | I really like you, Brad, but I don’t think we’re doing this right. | 1.2348 | 0.04510 | 115 | 91 | 21 | 3 |
1368 | They finally tied the knot. | 1.2348 | 0.04676 | 115 | 92 | 19 | 4 |
1369 | This is not what was meant when I said, “Let’s tie one on.” | 1.2348 | 0.04510 | 115 | 91 | 21 | 3 |
1370 | High five! | 1.2348 | 0.04991 | 115 | 94 | 15 | 6 |
1371 | I feel like a politician | 1.2348 | 0.04676 | 115 | 92 | 19 | 4 |
1372 | I didn't know this is what you meant by 'let's tie the knot'.'" | 1.2348 | 0.05288 | 115 | 96 | 11 | 8 |
1373 | How do we explain this to the kids? | 1.2348 | 0.04836 | 115 | 93 | 17 | 5 |
1374 | You think you're so smart! But this is not a double helix. | 1.2348 | 0.04676 | 115 | 92 | 19 | 4 |
1375 | Thank you. Now that I'm clear on the structure of DNA, do you know a good chiropractor? | 1.2348 | 0.04676 | 115 | 92 | 19 | 4 |
1376 | Now, let's uncanoodle. | 1.2348 | 0.04510 | 115 | 91 | 21 | 3 |
1377 | OK, now let's just back away from each other, VERY slowly. | 1.2348 | 0.04337 | 115 | 90 | 23 | 2 |
1378 | So this is your idea of a twisted fantasy | 1.2348 | 0.04337 | 115 | 90 | 23 | 2 |
1379 | Dad, I can explain! | 1.2348 | 0.04676 | 115 | 92 | 19 | 4 |
1380 | I don’t think this is what they mean by necking, Gilbert. | 1.2348 | 0.04676 | 115 | 92 | 19 | 4 |
1381 | We must rethink our hugs. | 1.2348 | 0.04510 | 115 | 91 | 21 | 3 |
1382 | And that, my dear, is what they will call double helix . | 1.2348 | 0.04510 | 115 | 91 | 21 | 3 |
1383 | Call 911? Didn't you see how they made a meme out of those snakes? | 1.2348 | 0.04510 | 115 | 91 | 21 | 3 |
1384 | You stay put, and I'll try to unwind. | 1.2348 | 0.04676 | 115 | 92 | 19 | 4 |
1385 | 'Next time, let's just wave goodbye instead.' | 1.2348 | 0.04676 | 115 | 92 | 19 | 4 |
1386 | Never the twine shall meet! | 1.2348 | 0.04158 | 115 | 89 | 25 | 1 |
1387 | Can we try petting instead? | 1.2348 | 0.04676 | 115 | 92 | 19 | 4 |
1388 | Sometimes I just want to skip the foreplay. | 1.2348 | 0.04836 | 115 | 93 | 17 | 5 |
1389 | Let me know when you're about to sneeze! | 1.2348 | 0.04836 | 115 | 93 | 17 | 5 |
1390 | No, no, no! Move to your other left. | 1.2348 | 0.05288 | 115 | 96 | 11 | 8 |
1391 | Trust me, interpretive dance is in my blood! | 1.2348 | 0.04836 | 115 | 93 | 17 | 5 |
1392 | If you do that again, I'm going to wring your neck! | 1.2348 | 0.04676 | 115 | 92 | 19 | 4 |
1393 | But it was totally worth it! | 1.2348 | 0.04676 | 115 | 92 | 19 | 4 |
1394 | Do you think we’re getting too enmeshed? | 1.2348 | 0.04510 | 115 | 91 | 21 | 3 |
1395 | You weren't paying close attention during sex ed, were you? | 1.2348 | 0.04676 | 115 | 92 | 19 | 4 |
1396 | Are we 'doin' it' yet? | 1.2348 | 0.05142 | 115 | 95 | 13 | 7 |
1397 | Ok, you got me hooked. | 1.2348 | 0.04337 | 115 | 90 | 23 | 2 |
1398 | If he asks us to walk a straight line next, we’re screwed. | 1.2348 | 0.04337 | 115 | 90 | 23 | 2 |
1399 | I told you necking would get us into trouble. | 1.2348 | 0.04991 | 115 | 94 | 15 | 6 |
1400 | Maybe we should move our relationship beyond necking. | 1.2348 | 0.04676 | 115 | 92 | 19 | 4 |
1401 | You lead, I'll follow | 1.2348 | 0.04337 | 115 | 90 | 23 | 2 |
1402 | Wait, this isn't how a neck scarf works? | 1.2348 | 0.05288 | 115 | 96 | 11 | 8 |
1403 | You really have some twisted sense of humor. | 1.2348 | 0.04836 | 115 | 93 | 17 | 5 |
1404 | This is the last time that I am sticking my neck out for you! | 1.2348 | 0.04510 | 115 | 91 | 21 | 3 |
1405 | Maybe 'necking' just isn't for Giraffes.... | 1.2348 | 0.05288 | 115 | 96 | 11 | 8 |
1406 | Giraffe heimlich | 1.2348 | 0.04836 | 115 | 93 | 17 | 5 |
1407 | Hold on a second. This time you go right and I go left. | 1.2348 | 0.04337 | 115 | 90 | 23 | 2 |
1408 | If commitment is what you wanted I could have just given you a ring. | 1.2348 | 0.04676 | 115 | 92 | 19 | 4 |
1409 | Couldn't we just kiss without necking? | 1.2348 | 0.05142 | 115 | 95 | 13 | 7 |
1410 | My mother warned me necking might lead to screwing, but I just thought she was overprotective. | 1.2348 | 0.05142 | 115 | 95 | 13 | 7 |
1411 | When you said you wanted to neck, I thought..... | 1.2348 | 0.04337 | 115 | 90 | 23 | 2 |
1412 | I've got your back! | 1.2348 | 0.04836 | 115 | 93 | 17 | 5 |
1413 | Maurice and Zoe lost themselves and their inhibitions twisting the night away | 1.2348 | 0.04991 | 115 | 94 | 15 | 6 |
1414 | I couldn’t find the Users Manual. Dumbbell, they’re always on the Internet now. Did you remember the password? | 1.2348 | 0.04676 | 115 | 92 | 19 | 4 |
1415 | That's the last time I let you whisper in my ear! | 1.2348 | 0.04676 | 115 | 92 | 19 | 4 |
1416 | You need to unwind . | 1.2348 | 0.04676 | 115 | 92 | 19 | 4 |
1417 | Is it on your left or my left? | 1.2348 | 0.04836 | 115 | 93 | 17 | 5 |
1418 | You’ve gotea learn to unwind. | 1.2348 | 0.04676 | 115 | 92 | 19 | 4 |
1419 | That's not what I meant when I said "let's wrap this up". | 1.2348 | 0.04510 | 115 | 91 | 21 | 3 |
1420 | Frank, this is not what I had in mind when you asked me to go for a spin. | 1.2348 | 0.04510 | 115 | 91 | 21 | 3 |
1421 | I said 'your other right' at least three times! | 1.2348 | 0.04836 | 115 | 93 | 17 | 5 |
1422 | I am tired with just necking. Let's go all the way | 1.2348 | 0.04676 | 115 | 92 | 19 | 4 |
1423 | This takes necking to a whole new height. | 1.2348 | 0.04991 | 115 | 94 | 15 | 6 |
1424 | F-1 like Hell! That had to be an F-3! | 1.2348 | 0.04510 | 115 | 91 | 21 | 3 |
1425 | Let's try an allemande left. | 1.2348 | 0.04836 | 115 | 93 | 17 | 5 |
1426 | Forget the twist, let’s just shout. | 1.2348 | 0.04836 | 115 | 93 | 17 | 5 |
1427 | #twistedsister | 1.2348 | 0.04676 | 115 | 92 | 19 | 4 |
1428 | Bend it to the left, I said, dammit! If you can't get the choreography down soon, we can kiss that Argentine tango trophy good-bye! | 1.2348 | 0.05142 | 115 | 95 | 13 | 7 |
1429 | It didn't work. The lion is headed right for us. | 1.2348 | 0.04510 | 115 | 91 | 21 | 3 |
1430 | Now we're screwed! | 1.2348 | 0.05142 | 115 | 95 | 13 | 7 |
1431 | This is not what I thought you meant when you said you wanted to "tie the knot." | 1.2348 | 0.05142 | 115 | 95 | 13 | 7 |
1432 | And then we dab | 1.2348 | 0.04991 | 115 | 94 | 15 | 6 |
1433 | This is worse than when we had braces. | 1.2348 | 0.04676 | 115 | 92 | 19 | 4 |
1434 | I think we're neck and neck! | 1.2348 | 0.04836 | 115 | 93 | 17 | 5 |
1435 | Or we could have just looked over our own shoulders." | 1.2348 | 0.04510 | 115 | 91 | 21 | 3 |
1436 | We may have to revisit that cool Rasta braiding app | 1.2348 | 0.04676 | 115 | 92 | 19 | 4 |
1437 | SILLY, NOW WE CAN'T KISS. | 1.2348 | 0.04836 | 115 | 93 | 17 | 5 |
1438 | I know it's a stretch, but let's go cheek to cheek. | 1.2348 | 0.04676 | 115 | 92 | 19 | 4 |
1439 | Oh no! I forgot the champagne! | 1.2348 | 0.04991 | 115 | 94 | 15 | 6 |
1440 | Next time, I'll bring the tantra book rather than recreating this from memory. | 1.2348 | 0.04836 | 115 | 93 | 17 | 5 |
1441 | That was fun, but I need to unwind a little now. | 1.2348 | 0.04676 | 115 | 92 | 19 | 4 |
1442 | I’ll never leave you—how could I? | 1.2348 | 0.04836 | 115 | 93 | 17 | 5 |
1443 | Do you want to lead or follow? | 1.2348 | 0.04991 | 115 | 94 | 15 | 6 |
1444 | That's the last tennis tournament I ever go to. | 1.2328 | 0.04952 | 116 | 95 | 15 | 6 |
1445 | I don't think swing works for us. Let's just stick to ballroom. | 1.2328 | 0.04304 | 116 | 91 | 23 | 2 |
1446 | I know that's a lion, but you're not helping! | 1.2328 | 0.04952 | 116 | 95 | 15 | 6 |
1447 | Maybe it said "counter-clockwise"? | 1.2328 | 0.04640 | 116 | 93 | 19 | 4 |
1448 | It's tongue twisted, not neck twisted. | 1.2328 | 0.04640 | 116 | 93 | 19 | 4 |
1449 | Relationships are so complicated | 1.2328 | 0.04952 | 116 | 95 | 15 | 6 |
1450 | I think I've got a Crick in my neck. | 1.2328 | 0.04798 | 116 | 94 | 17 | 5 |
1451 | I can't see the book any longer. Is this the right position? | 1.2328 | 0.05246 | 116 | 97 | 11 | 8 |
1452 | All tied up and nowhere to go. | 1.2328 | 0.04475 | 116 | 92 | 21 | 3 |
1453 | Whew! ... I was just trying to get my head around Trumps' foreign policies! | 1.2328 | 0.04798 | 116 | 94 | 17 | 5 |
1454 | Wiggle your tail for me,will ya? Couldn't tell which body is mine. | 1.2328 | 0.04640 | 116 | 93 | 19 | 4 |
1455 | When I told you I was into rap, this wasn't exactly what I had in mind. | 1.2328 | 0.04640 | 116 | 93 | 19 | 4 |
1456 | I don't think this is what necking means. | 1.2328 | 0.04475 | 116 | 92 | 21 | 3 |
1457 | You've got to stop throwing yourself at me! | 1.2328 | 0.04640 | 116 | 93 | 19 | 4 |
1458 | What’s so much fun about necking? | 1.2328 | 0.04475 | 116 | 92 | 21 | 3 |
1459 | Natural selection, my ass! | 1.2328 | 0.04952 | 116 | 95 | 15 | 6 |
1460 | Whose left? Yours? | 1.2328 | 0.04640 | 116 | 93 | 19 | 4 |
1461 | Actually, I had something else in mind when I said I wanted to neck. | 1.2328 | 0.04798 | 116 | 94 | 17 | 5 |
1462 | I can't feel my sciatica | 1.2315 | 0.04853 | 108 | 87 | 17 | 4 |
1463 | I told you the "Camel Sutra" wasn't for us... | 1.2315 | 0.04671 | 108 | 86 | 19 | 3 |
1464 | see? it’s too much, we can’t feed each other the cake at the wedding. | 1.2301 | 0.04870 | 113 | 92 | 16 | 5 |
1465 | My mom warned me about necking. | 1.2301 | 0.04870 | 113 | 92 | 16 | 5 |
1466 | so you're a gemini too | 1.2301 | 0.04171 | 113 | 88 | 24 | 1 |
1467 | No, I said 'tryst' again like we did last summer! | 1.2301 | 0.04534 | 113 | 90 | 20 | 3 |
1468 | No more Kama Sutra. | 1.2301 | 0.04356 | 113 | 89 | 22 | 2 |
1469 | Ummm, yeah ... I love you, too. | 1.2301 | 0.04705 | 113 | 91 | 18 | 4 |
1470 | Oh Dot, I feel that our DNA are a perfect match! | 1.2301 | 0.04870 | 113 | 92 | 16 | 5 |
1471 | Is this what the phrase, " to tie the knot "means? | 1.2301 | 0.04870 | 113 | 92 | 16 | 5 |
1472 | Hi there, we're here for the siamese twin discount you have advertised..." | 1.2301 | 0.04870 | 113 | 92 | 16 | 5 |
1473 | No, it's your turn to curtsy, and my turn to bow. | 1.2301 | 0.04870 | 113 | 92 | 16 | 5 |
1474 | I told you it should be the other way ! | 1.2301 | 0.04356 | 113 | 89 | 22 | 2 |
1475 | Do you happen to remember which body is yours? | 1.2301 | 0.05030 | 113 | 93 | 14 | 6 |
1476 | This why our parents warned us about the dangers of premarital necking! | 1.2301 | 0.04534 | 113 | 90 | 20 | 3 |
1477 | I told you those Swing Dance lessons were a bad idea! | 1.2301 | 0.04356 | 113 | 89 | 22 | 2 |
1478 | Sorry, I got carried away explaining the DNA helix. | 1.2301 | 0.04705 | 113 | 91 | 18 | 4 |
1479 | Is this what they call a knotty relationship? | 1.2301 | 0.04705 | 113 | 91 | 18 | 4 |
1480 | Did you just burp or did I? | 1.2301 | 0.05335 | 113 | 95 | 10 | 8 |
1481 | We can just tell the others we went to a couples yoga class. | 1.2301 | 0.04705 | 113 | 91 | 18 | 4 |
1482 | Bonus points if you can tell which body is yours! | 1.2301 | 0.04870 | 113 | 92 | 16 | 5 |
1483 | You had to drag me on those stupid Teacups! | 1.2301 | 0.05030 | 113 | 93 | 14 | 6 |
1484 | Now...wiggle your left ear | 1.2301 | 0.04356 | 113 | 89 | 22 | 2 |
1485 | No. My left, your right Susan! | 1.2301 | 0.04534 | 113 | 90 | 20 | 3 |
1486 | Let’s do ‘the twist,’ you said...’it will be fun,’ you said. | 1.2301 | 0.05184 | 113 | 94 | 12 | 7 |
1487 | Woah! Are you sure this is in the Karma Sutra? | 1.2301 | 0.04534 | 113 | 90 | 20 | 3 |
1488 | I told you we shouldn't eat snakes. | 1.2301 | 0.04705 | 113 | 91 | 18 | 4 |
1489 | Clyde, I love you, too. But I can't breathe. | 1.2301 | 0.04705 | 113 | 91 | 18 | 4 |
1490 | You're suffocating me | 1.2301 | 0.04705 | 113 | 91 | 18 | 4 |
1491 | Maybe a fist bump is the way to go. | 1.2301 | 0.04356 | 113 | 89 | 22 | 2 |
1492 | Next time I'll lead. | 1.2301 | 0.04534 | 113 | 90 | 20 | 3 |
1493 | I understand that you want to take things slowly in this relationship but your “ necking only’ stance has me tied in knots. | 1.2301 | 0.04705 | 113 | 91 | 18 | 4 |
1494 | Two roads diverged in a yellow wood... | 1.2301 | 0.04534 | 113 | 90 | 20 | 3 |
1495 | Look here. Look there. Look here. | 1.2301 | 0.04356 | 113 | 89 | 22 | 2 |
1496 | If this is what you meant by necking, I'm not a fan | 1.2301 | 0.05030 | 113 | 93 | 14 | 6 |
1497 | This...this is why we don’t neck anymore. | 1.2301 | 0.04534 | 113 | 90 | 20 | 3 |
1498 | What's so great about necking? I've got pain at C14. | 1.2301 | 0.04705 | 113 | 91 | 18 | 4 |
1499 | Conjoined at birth, Melvin and Nelvin decided the risk of separating might alter their DNA strand. | 1.2301 | 0.04705 | 113 | 91 | 18 | 4 |
1500 | Okay, I think I've got it now. The Ark is that way. Just like I said. | 1.2301 | 0.05030 | 113 | 93 | 14 | 6 |
1501 | Righty tighty, lefty loosey ? | 1.2301 | 0.05184 | 113 | 94 | 12 | 7 |
1502 | Dam that mosquito! | 1.2301 | 0.04705 | 113 | 91 | 18 | 4 |
1503 | Now we know why vultures circle. | 1.2301 | 0.05030 | 113 | 93 | 14 | 6 |
1504 | Is that YOUR left, or MY left, Mr. Loosey? | 1.2301 | 0.04534 | 113 | 90 | 20 | 3 |
1505 | Did you bring protection?" | 1.2301 | 0.04534 | 113 | 90 | 20 | 3 |
1506 | Quick. Look this up on youtube. | 1.2301 | 0.04534 | 113 | 90 | 20 | 3 |
1507 | My mother told me there was another way. | 1.2301 | 0.05030 | 113 | 93 | 14 | 6 |
1508 | Please! Please do not leave me! | 1.2301 | 0.04534 | 113 | 90 | 20 | 3 |
1509 | You’re sure this is what the therapist meant about wrapping our heads around the other’s issues? | 1.2301 | 0.04705 | 113 | 91 | 18 | 4 |
1510 | I think We should just forget about 'Dancing with the Stars'. | 1.2301 | 0.05030 | 113 | 93 | 14 | 6 |
1511 | Codependency? What's that? | 1.2301 | 0.04534 | 113 | 90 | 20 | 3 |
1512 | You're sure the therapist said doing this would improve our ability to relate to each other? | 1.2301 | 0.04534 | 113 | 90 | 20 | 3 |
1513 | Let's NOT twist again. | 1.2301 | 0.04705 | 113 | 91 | 18 | 4 |
1514 | This is why we don't play Twister. | 1.2301 | 0.04534 | 113 | 90 | 20 | 3 |
1515 | Couldn't we just skip the foreplay? | 1.2301 | 0.04870 | 113 | 92 | 16 | 5 |
1516 | You've choked the love right out of me! | 1.2301 | 0.04705 | 113 | 91 | 18 | 4 |
1517 | Was that a tornado or a water spout? | 1.2301 | 0.05030 | 113 | 93 | 14 | 6 |
1518 | That’s the last time we let the Zebra’s pick Twister for game night | 1.2301 | 0.04870 | 113 | 92 | 16 | 5 |
1519 | I think maybe we should think about slowing things down for now. | 1.2301 | 0.05030 | 113 | 93 | 14 | 6 |
1520 | Extreme necking | 1.2301 | 0.04534 | 113 | 90 | 20 | 3 |
1521 | Are you sure this is the way to play “loves me loves me knot”? | 1.2301 | 0.04705 | 113 | 91 | 18 | 4 |
1522 | Now we both walk backwards and get the best neck crack ever! | 1.2301 | 0.04534 | 113 | 90 | 20 | 3 |
1523 | Let's go back to petting, Hon. All this necking is killing me... | 1.2301 | 0.04356 | 113 | 89 | 22 | 2 |
1524 | In my neck of the woods this means we are engaged! | 1.2301 | 0.04870 | 113 | 92 | 16 | 5 |
1525 | Kiss me! | 1.2301 | 0.04870 | 113 | 92 | 16 | 5 |
1526 | No Geoffrey! Turn to YOUR left!!! | 1.2301 | 0.04534 | 113 | 90 | 20 | 3 |
1527 | Are you ready to tie the knot? | 1.2301 | 0.04534 | 113 | 90 | 20 | 3 |
1528 | You’re right. Doesn’t turn me on either | 1.2301 | 0.04534 | 113 | 90 | 20 | 3 |
1529 | No, I go left, then YOU go right! | 1.2301 | 0.04534 | 113 | 90 | 20 | 3 |
1530 | I'm afraid I win again,Beatrice. | 1.2301 | 0.04870 | 113 | 92 | 16 | 5 |
1531 | Now, let's see if we can synchronize the footwork! | 1.2301 | 0.04705 | 113 | 91 | 18 | 4 |
1532 | I don't see anyone ... do you see anyone? | 1.2301 | 0.05030 | 113 | 93 | 14 | 6 |
1533 | You were the one who suggested trying something new, twisted and kinky! | 1.2301 | 0.05184 | 113 | 94 | 12 | 7 |
1534 | This must be your first time necking! | 1.2301 | 0.04356 | 113 | 89 | 22 | 2 |
1535 | Knot again dude! | 1.2301 | 0.05030 | 113 | 93 | 14 | 6 |
1536 | Perhaps we should try petting. | 1.2301 | 0.04356 | 113 | 89 | 22 | 2 |
1537 | Damn! It's that northern-southern hemisphere thing again. | 1.2301 | 0.04870 | 113 | 92 | 16 | 5 |
1538 | I just don’t get necking. | 1.2301 | 0.04870 | 113 | 92 | 16 | 5 |
1539 | I would have preferred couples counseling. | 1.2301 | 0.04705 | 113 | 91 | 18 | 4 |
1540 | This looks like a good place to unwind. | 1.2301 | 0.04870 | 113 | 92 | 16 | 5 |
1541 | Whatta ya say we try rock, paper scissors instead? | 1.2301 | 0.04870 | 113 | 92 | 16 | 5 |
1542 | What do they mean by codependency? | 1.2301 | 0.04870 | 113 | 92 | 16 | 5 |
1543 | This work for you? | 1.2301 | 0.04705 | 113 | 91 | 18 | 4 |
1544 | Your perfume is irresistible. | 1.2301 | 0.04534 | 113 | 90 | 20 | 3 |
1545 | Maybe that camel sutra book was a bad idea... | 1.2301 | 0.04870 | 113 | 92 | 16 | 5 |
1546 | Let's face it, Henry, when it comes to dancing we have two left necks. | 1.2301 | 0.05030 | 113 | 93 | 14 | 6 |
1547 | You call this pas de deux? I say it's pas de don't! | 1.2301 | 0.04870 | 113 | 92 | 16 | 5 |
1548 | this is the last time we're playing twister | 1.2301 | 0.04356 | 113 | 89 | 22 | 2 |
1549 | How are your hiccups now? | 1.2301 | 0.04171 | 113 | 88 | 24 | 1 |
1550 | You’re always right! | 1.2301 | 0.04870 | 113 | 92 | 16 | 5 |
1551 | Next time, I want to be the big spoon. | 1.2301 | 0.04705 | 113 | 91 | 18 | 4 |
1552 | At the count of three turn to the left and keep turning till I say STOP. | 1.2301 | 0.05335 | 113 | 95 | 10 | 8 |
1553 | This is why I don’t like to dance. | 1.2301 | 0.05030 | 113 | 93 | 14 | 6 |
1554 | This foreplay is a little twisted. | 1.2301 | 0.04870 | 113 | 92 | 16 | 5 |
1555 | I think we need to break up. | 1.2294 | 0.04813 | 109 | 88 | 17 | 4 |
1556 | I sort of like this “necking” thing. | 1.2288 | 0.04408 | 118 | 94 | 21 | 3 |
1557 | When giraffes don't pay attention in Sex Ed. | 1.2281 | 0.04668 | 114 | 92 | 18 | 4 |
1558 | Either this "necking" is way overrated or we're just not doing it right. | 1.2281 | 0.04831 | 114 | 93 | 16 | 5 |
1559 | I said right. Turn right! | 1.2281 | 0.04323 | 114 | 90 | 22 | 2 |
1560 | I don't think you quite grasped the concept of 'necking'". | 1.2281 | 0.04668 | 114 | 92 | 18 | 4 |
1561 | I knew we’d get into trouble if we started necking. | 1.2281 | 0.04323 | 114 | 90 | 22 | 2 |
1562 | Yes folks, two giraffes necking, do you have a problem with that? | 1.2281 | 0.04668 | 114 | 92 | 18 | 4 |
1563 | Just remember, you drink and I eat. | 1.2281 | 0.04831 | 114 | 93 | 16 | 5 |
1564 | I told you not to buy the Kama Sutra at IKEA! | 1.2281 | 0.04831 | 114 | 93 | 16 | 5 |
1565 | Did you just fart? | 1.2281 | 0.04831 | 114 | 93 | 16 | 5 |
1566 | Chubby Checker made it sound like a lot more fun. | 1.2281 | 0.04831 | 114 | 93 | 16 | 5 |
1567 | I thought you said "lefty-loosey"? | 1.2281 | 0.04323 | 114 | 90 | 22 | 2 |
1568 | What comes after necking? | 1.2281 | 0.04499 | 114 | 91 | 20 | 3 |
1569 | Thanks for looping me in. | 1.2273 | 0.04595 | 110 | 88 | 19 | 3 |
1570 | This isn't what I had in mind when I asked for a necktie. | 1.2273 | 0.04945 | 110 | 90 | 15 | 5 |
1571 | This isn’t what I meant when I said I wanted to screw you. | 1.2273 | 0.04410 | 110 | 87 | 21 | 2 |
1572 | Maybe we should reassess our definition of healthy boundaries. | 1.2273 | 0.04773 | 110 | 89 | 17 | 4 |
1573 | Necking with you is great foreplay!!! | 1.2255 | 0.05380 | 102 | 85 | 11 | 6 |
1574 | Let's un-twist again, like we did last summer. | 1.2252 | 0.04735 | 111 | 90 | 17 | 4 |
1575 | We can't both go clockwise. | 1.2252 | 0.04558 | 111 | 89 | 19 | 3 |
1576 | No, no, no, move to your left not my left. | 1.2252 | 0.04375 | 111 | 88 | 21 | 2 |
1577 | I never realized that you're a leftie too! | 1.2252 | 0.04558 | 111 | 89 | 19 | 3 |
1578 | Actually, Albert, I would have preferred just an 'I love you'. | 1.2252 | 0.04735 | 111 | 90 | 17 | 4 |
1579 | The bad news is a lion is coming. The good news is that we're about to finally figure out whose body is whose. | 1.2252 | 0.04735 | 111 | 90 | 17 | 4 |
1580 | Wait, I have to sneeze! | 1.2252 | 0.04735 | 111 | 90 | 17 | 4 |
1581 | Is this what you had in mind when you answered my ad? | 1.2252 | 0.04558 | 111 | 89 | 19 | 3 |
1582 | Are you as turned on as I am? | 1.2252 | 0.04375 | 111 | 88 | 21 | 2 |
1583 | Whiplash. | 1.2252 | 0.04735 | 111 | 90 | 17 | 4 |
1584 | Once again, I said “on three.” | 1.2252 | 0.04558 | 111 | 89 | 19 | 3 |
1585 | It's called "necking", Herbert. All the kids are doing it. | 1.2252 | 0.04375 | 111 | 88 | 21 | 2 |
1586 | I think we carried this quantum entanglement thing too far. | 1.2252 | 0.04735 | 111 | 90 | 17 | 4 |
1587 | I didn't realize marriage would be this limiting. | 1.2233 | 0.05332 | 103 | 86 | 11 | 6 |
1588 | I think we scared the bee away. | 1.2232 | 0.05027 | 112 | 93 | 13 | 6 |
1589 | Funny,I have a crook in my neck too. | 1.2232 | 0.04522 | 112 | 90 | 19 | 3 |
1590 | Let's take dance lessons, you said. It'll be a lot fun. | 1.2222 | 0.04429 | 108 | 86 | 20 | 2 |
1591 | I think advanced couples Yoga has really improved our flexibility. | 1.2222 | 0.04620 | 108 | 87 | 18 | 3 |
1592 | This was supposed to happen at the molecular level. | 1.2222 | 0.04620 | 108 | 87 | 18 | 3 |
1593 | Get it? The perfect symbol for giraffe doctors. | 1.2202 | 0.04764 | 109 | 89 | 16 | 4 |
1594 | When I said 'let's neck', this is not what I had in mind. | 1.2202 | 0.04582 | 109 | 88 | 18 | 3 |
1595 | Next time we find a plastic mat with colored squares - let's ignore it. | 1.2202 | 0.04764 | 109 | 89 | 16 | 4 |
1596 | Look at what? | 1.2202 | 0.04393 | 109 | 87 | 20 | 2 |
1597 | What's the harm in a little necking?" you said.. | 1.2202 | 0.04393 | 109 | 87 | 20 | 2 |
1598 | I said” you have me wrapped around your little HOOF”! | 1.2202 | 0.04764 | 109 | 89 | 16 | 4 |
1599 | This isn’t the necking I had in mind. | 1.2202 | 0.04764 | 109 | 89 | 16 | 4 |
1600 | Nothing to see here. Stop rubbernecking. | 1.2202 | 0.04393 | 109 | 87 | 20 | 2 |
1601 | Let's hope our parents don't catch us necking again. | 1.2202 | 0.04764 | 109 | 89 | 16 | 4 |
1602 | What's the point? After all of these fad diets, I just put the weight right back on again. | 1.2202 | 0.04582 | 109 | 88 | 18 | 3 |
1603 | I told you we shouldn’t play twister! | 1.2202 | 0.04764 | 109 | 89 | 16 | 4 |
1604 | It’s too close to call — they’re neck and neck. | 1.2202 | 0.04939 | 109 | 90 | 14 | 5 |
1605 | As if this wasn't awkward enough, those Watson and Crick guys can't stop staring at us. | 1.2202 | 0.05108 | 109 | 91 | 12 | 6 |
1606 | Are our genes single helix or double helix ? | 1.2202 | 0.05272 | 109 | 92 | 10 | 7 |
1607 | Neckflex and Chill | 1.2202 | 0.04764 | 109 | 89 | 16 | 4 |
1608 | C'mon - it also takes two to un-tango. | 1.2202 | 0.04582 | 109 | 88 | 18 | 3 |
1609 | See! Our fates are intertwined! | 1.2202 | 0.04764 | 109 | 89 | 16 | 4 |
1610 | I've heard of couples so close they're joined at the hip, but this is ridiculous. | 1.2202 | 0.04582 | 109 | 88 | 18 | 3 |
1611 | You always over do a good thing. | 1.2202 | 0.04582 | 109 | 88 | 18 | 3 |
1612 | No, Janet, this is not what I meant by necking.' | 1.2202 | 0.04764 | 109 | 89 | 16 | 4 |
1613 | Well, this is a pain in the neck... | 1.2202 | 0.04582 | 109 | 88 | 18 | 3 |
1614 | Do the Twist' is a dumb song | 1.2202 | 0.04939 | 109 | 90 | 14 | 5 |
1615 | The worst part is I dropped my cellphone. | 1.2202 | 0.04582 | 109 | 88 | 18 | 3 |
1616 | Necking is fine, but without hands, there won't be any petting. | 1.2202 | 0.04393 | 109 | 87 | 20 | 2 |
1617 | My therapist says we are co-dependent. | 1.2202 | 0.04582 | 109 | 88 | 18 | 3 |
1618 | Wow. Rubbernecking really IS hazardous. | 1.2202 | 0.04764 | 109 | 89 | 16 | 4 |
1619 | Did you remember the light bulb? | 1.2202 | 0.04939 | 109 | 90 | 14 | 5 |
1620 | Sometimes I just feel like my life is spiraling out of control. | 1.2202 | 0.04582 | 109 | 88 | 18 | 3 |
1621 | Yeah, I guess this is one way to scare off the lions. | 1.2202 | 0.04764 | 109 | 89 | 16 | 4 |
1622 | That is the LAST time we dance to Chubby Checker. | 1.2202 | 0.04393 | 109 | 87 | 20 | 2 |
1623 | My dear, I think we’re a little bit too entwined. | 1.2202 | 0.04939 | 109 | 90 | 14 | 5 |
1624 | Shhhh! Is that your cell or mine? | 1.2202 | 0.04393 | 109 | 87 | 20 | 2 |
1625 | What do you mean you need space? | 1.2202 | 0.04582 | 109 | 88 | 18 | 3 |
1626 | Don't you just hate those sudden dust devils? | 1.2202 | 0.04393 | 109 | 87 | 20 | 2 |
1627 | Maybe they were right. This is a twisted relationship. | 1.2202 | 0.04195 | 109 | 86 | 22 | 1 |
1628 | It is great necking, but isn't it time for dinner? | 1.2202 | 0.04582 | 109 | 88 | 18 | 3 |
1629 | i’m sorry, which body did you say was mine? | 1.2202 | 0.04764 | 109 | 89 | 16 | 4 |
1630 | Clearly, the Kama Sutra was not written for us. | 1.2202 | 0.04764 | 109 | 89 | 16 | 4 |
1631 | Any sign of him in your direction, Jim? | 1.2202 | 0.04582 | 109 | 88 | 18 | 3 |
1632 | Codependency. | 1.2202 | 0.04764 | 109 | 89 | 16 | 4 |
1633 | That's the last time I threaten to wring your neck. | 1.2202 | 0.04764 | 109 | 89 | 16 | 4 |
1634 | Marge, I don't think we're doing it right | 1.2202 | 0.04764 | 109 | 89 | 16 | 4 |
1635 | Now we step to the other side of the equator and unwind! | 1.2202 | 0.04764 | 109 | 89 | 16 | 4 |
1636 | I told you that guy with the ark was only looking for opposite-sex couples. | 1.2202 | 0.04939 | 109 | 90 | 14 | 5 |
1637 | Good .....Now, how do we get the champagne ? | 1.2202 | 0.04764 | 109 | 89 | 16 | 4 |
1638 | This is called The Double Helix ! | 1.2202 | 0.04582 | 109 | 88 | 18 | 3 |
1639 | When trying to get a new perspective goes wrong. | 1.2202 | 0.04582 | 109 | 88 | 18 | 3 |
1640 | I said a hug, not a twist. | 1.2202 | 0.04764 | 109 | 89 | 16 | 4 |
1641 | O.K., Good foreplay, but now what? | 1.2200 | 0.04837 | 100 | 81 | 16 | 3 |
1642 | It takes two to tango, and it takes two to untangle. | 1.2190 | 0.04876 | 105 | 86 | 15 | 4 |
1643 | Let's NOT play "count the dots" again! | 1.2190 | 0.04876 | 105 | 86 | 15 | 4 |
1644 | Your idea of love is a bit twisted. | 1.2182 | 0.04898 | 110 | 91 | 14 | 5 |
1645 | This is the last time we play Twister! | 1.2182 | 0.04725 | 110 | 90 | 16 | 4 |
1646 | Who knew scratching an itch could be so tricky? | 1.2182 | 0.04357 | 110 | 88 | 20 | 2 |
1647 | Told you I had four left feet | 1.2182 | 0.04545 | 110 | 89 | 18 | 3 |
1648 | Keep looking. | 1.2182 | 0.04725 | 110 | 90 | 16 | 4 |
1649 | No, my right. | 1.2182 | 0.04725 | 110 | 90 | 16 | 4 |
1650 | Isn't it time for a kiss? | 1.2182 | 0.04898 | 110 | 91 | 14 | 5 |
1651 | I don't feel anything, do you? | 1.2182 | 0.04898 | 110 | 91 | 14 | 5 |
1652 | OK we twisted. Now we shout? | 1.2182 | 0.04357 | 110 | 88 | 20 | 2 |
1653 | This is why only rams butt heads. | 1.2170 | 0.04645 | 106 | 86 | 17 | 3 |
1654 | I never do "this". Not on a first date. | 1.2170 | 0.04447 | 106 | 85 | 19 | 2 |
1655 | Honey! You're home! | 1.2170 | 0.04645 | 106 | 86 | 17 | 3 |
1656 | Try going clockwise | 1.2170 | 0.04834 | 106 | 87 | 15 | 4 |
1657 | Swallow, I dare you. | 1.2170 | 0.04447 | 106 | 85 | 19 | 2 |
1658 | I love you too, but I need a little space to breath. | 1.2170 | 0.04645 | 106 | 86 | 17 | 3 |
1659 | When you said, 'let's tie the knot . . .' | 1.2170 | 0.04645 | 106 | 86 | 17 | 3 |
1660 | We keep screwing up. | 1.2170 | 0.04645 | 106 | 86 | 17 | 3 |
1661 | This time we can blame revolution, not evolution. | 1.2170 | 0.04447 | 106 | 85 | 19 | 2 |
1662 | This is why I hate playing Twister. | 1.2170 | 0.04834 | 106 | 87 | 15 | 4 |
1663 | If the wife walks by, we're trying out for Swan Lake. | 1.2170 | 0.04834 | 106 | 87 | 15 | 4 |
1664 | It's not you. I'm just not ready to get entangled in a new relationship right now. | 1.2170 | 0.04447 | 106 | 85 | 19 | 2 |
1665 | My mother thinks we're too wrapped up in each other. | 1.2170 | 0.04834 | 106 | 87 | 15 | 4 |
1666 | You’re a pain in the neck. | 1.2170 | 0.04834 | 106 | 87 | 15 | 4 |
1667 | Left foot on blue again? | 1.2170 | 0.04447 | 106 | 85 | 19 | 2 |
1668 | Necking is complicated. | 1.2170 | 0.04023 | 106 | 83 | 23 | 0 |
1669 | So much for the do-si-do. | 1.2170 | 0.04645 | 106 | 86 | 17 | 3 |
1670 | Feels like you zigged when I zagged... | 1.2170 | 0.05017 | 106 | 88 | 13 | 5 |
1671 | Honey,with foreplay like this we'll never have a baby. | 1.2170 | 0.04645 | 106 | 86 | 17 | 3 |
1672 | It takes two to tango, not tangle. | 1.2170 | 0.05017 | 106 | 88 | 13 | 5 |
1673 | Sorry, I'm a hugger. | 1.2170 | 0.04834 | 106 | 87 | 15 | 4 |
1674 | I win. | 1.2170 | 0.04645 | 106 | 86 | 17 | 3 |
1675 | Are you a licenced chiropractor? | 1.2170 | 0.04447 | 106 | 85 | 19 | 2 |
1676 | I think this means we're engaged. | 1.2170 | 0.04447 | 106 | 85 | 19 | 2 |
1677 | Pretzel... | 1.2170 | 0.05017 | 106 | 88 | 13 | 5 |
1678 | I feel enmeshed with you but I can't honestly say that I'm in love. | 1.2170 | 0.04447 | 106 | 85 | 19 | 2 |
1679 | A little lower... | 1.2170 | 0.04447 | 106 | 85 | 19 | 2 |
1680 | Are you sure this is the right way to neck? | 1.2170 | 0.04447 | 106 | 85 | 19 | 2 |
1681 | So, who's the little spoon? | 1.2170 | 0.04834 | 106 | 87 | 15 | 4 |
1682 | So this is what a tornado can do. | 1.2170 | 0.04645 | 106 | 86 | 17 | 3 |
1683 | This is why we don’t slow dance | 1.2170 | 0.04834 | 106 | 87 | 15 | 4 |
1684 | I told you Africa is too hot for a necktie! | 1.2170 | 0.05017 | 106 | 88 | 13 | 5 |
1685 | Who knew love would be this complicated? | 1.2170 | 0.04447 | 106 | 85 | 19 | 2 |
1686 | I stick my neck out for you and look what happens! | 1.2170 | 0.04447 | 106 | 85 | 19 | 2 |
1687 | If you think this kinky, wait ‘til we add zebra. | 1.2170 | 0.04240 | 106 | 84 | 21 | 1 |
1688 | A Tangle in the Plains" Two giraffes, one destiny. Season one streams Friday | 1.2170 | 0.05017 | 106 | 88 | 13 | 5 |
1689 | I told you partner yoga was a bad idea. | 1.2170 | 0.04834 | 106 | 87 | 15 | 4 |
1690 | I doubt that this is what Chubby Checker had in mind. | 1.2170 | 0.04447 | 106 | 85 | 19 | 2 |
1691 | Ok! Our DNA says were related. | 1.2170 | 0.04447 | 106 | 85 | 19 | 2 |
1692 | Are you sure that this is the way Giraffes procreate? | 1.2170 | 0.04240 | 106 | 84 | 21 | 1 |
1693 | I wish you’d stop it! They’re starting to call us the ‘Twisted Sisters’. | 1.2170 | 0.05017 | 106 | 88 | 13 | 5 |
1694 | We should stick with the missionary. | 1.2170 | 0.05017 | 106 | 90 | 10 | 6 |
1695 | Oh dear, I think we’ve hit a snag with our conscious uncoupling... | 1.2170 | 0.04447 | 106 | 85 | 19 | 2 |
1696 | I think we need to get a refund on that new edition of The Kama Sutra. | 1.2170 | 0.04834 | 106 | 87 | 15 | 4 |
1697 | This isn’t what I meant by ‘winding up the relationship’... | 1.2170 | 0.05193 | 106 | 89 | 11 | 6 |
1698 | Necking in broad day light- what were we thinking! | 1.2170 | 0.04645 | 106 | 86 | 17 | 3 |
1699 | Did we tie the knot or not? | 1.2170 | 0.04447 | 106 | 85 | 19 | 2 |
1700 | How could two GPS apps be so different? | 1.2170 | 0.04447 | 106 | 85 | 19 | 2 |
1701 | I don't think this is how necking is done. | 1.2150 | 0.04605 | 107 | 87 | 17 | 3 |
1702 | I don't think necking is all it's cracked up to be. | 1.2150 | 0.04605 | 107 | 87 | 17 | 3 |
1703 | I told you we shouldn’t eat the pythons. | 1.2150 | 0.04974 | 107 | 89 | 13 | 5 |
1704 | Now that we've tied the knot, where to honeymoon? | 1.2150 | 0.05148 | 107 | 90 | 11 | 6 |
1705 | You and your let’s do the twist | 1.2150 | 0.04605 | 107 | 87 | 17 | 3 |
1706 | How did we wind up here? | 1.2150 | 0.04793 | 107 | 88 | 15 | 4 |
1707 | Next time, let's not go bird watching. | 1.2150 | 0.05148 | 107 | 90 | 11 | 6 |
1708 | No, I love you more. | 1.2143 | 0.04865 | 98 | 80 | 15 | 3 |
1709 | Have you been reading Kama Sutra again? | 1.2143 | 0.05077 | 98 | 81 | 13 | 4 |
1710 | Let's try petting. | 1.2143 | 0.04865 | 98 | 80 | 15 | 3 |
1711 | Love hurts. | 1.2136 | 0.04907 | 103 | 85 | 14 | 4 |
1712 | I told you the tango is tougher than it looks." | 1.2136 | 0.04709 | 103 | 84 | 16 | 3 |
1713 | I just realized; This is what our children's DNA is going to look like. | 1.2136 | 0.05098 | 103 | 86 | 12 | 5 |
1714 | Let’s rethink huggable | 1.2136 | 0.04709 | 103 | 84 | 16 | 3 |
1715 | What did the president say? | 1.2136 | 0.05098 | 103 | 86 | 12 | 5 |
1716 | We need to sit farther apart next time we go to The Open. | 1.2136 | 0.04709 | 103 | 84 | 16 | 3 |
1717 | George, are you sure you got the right Kama Sutra? | 1.2136 | 0.04907 | 103 | 85 | 14 | 4 |
1718 | Cute, yes, but we'll go extinct. | 1.2136 | 0.04709 | 103 | 84 | 16 | 3 |
1719 | I think it’s LOVE | 1.2136 | 0.05098 | 103 | 86 | 12 | 5 |
1720 | We're bonding. | 1.2136 | 0.04503 | 103 | 83 | 18 | 2 |
1721 | Let's learn the Tango you said...it'll be fun you said. | 1.2136 | 0.04503 | 103 | 83 | 18 | 2 |
1722 | I'm all twisted up in your game. | 1.2136 | 0.04286 | 103 | 82 | 20 | 1 |
1723 | Maybe tango just isn't for us! | 1.2136 | 0.04503 | 103 | 83 | 18 | 2 |
1724 | I think it’s ‘righty-tighty and lefty-loosey.’ | 1.2136 | 0.05281 | 103 | 87 | 10 | 6 |
1725 | I am soon never dancing with you again! | 1.2128 | 0.05212 | 94 | 78 | 12 | 4 |
1726 | That's the last time we get on the "Tilt-A-Whirl' at the Carnival! | 1.2121 | 0.04372 | 99 | 79 | 19 | 1 |
1727 | Surely there's an easier way to be an Internet meme? | 1.2115 | 0.04668 | 104 | 85 | 16 | 3 |
1728 | Can you tell,is she looking? | 1.2115 | 0.04668 | 104 | 85 | 16 | 3 |
1729 | Whose rump is this? | 1.2115 | 0.04668 | 104 | 85 | 16 | 3 |
1730 | If we didn't have digital clocks, we could get out of this by turning counter clockwise. | 1.2115 | 0.04668 | 104 | 85 | 16 | 3 |
1731 | Call the otolaryngologist | 1.2115 | 0.05053 | 104 | 87 | 12 | 5 |
1732 | If this is your idea of foreplay I want no part of it | 1.2115 | 0.04668 | 104 | 85 | 16 | 3 |
1733 | Does insurance cover this? | 1.2115 | 0.04668 | 104 | 85 | 16 | 3 |
1734 | Well that escalated quickly! | 1.2115 | 0.04668 | 104 | 85 | 16 | 3 |
1735 | When your children “take care” of the animals. | 1.2115 | 0.04668 | 104 | 85 | 16 | 3 |
1736 | Honey, I really won't think you love me any less if you go first! | 1.2115 | 0.04464 | 104 | 84 | 18 | 2 |
1737 | No, you go first | 1.2115 | 0.04864 | 104 | 86 | 14 | 4 |
1738 | Let's admit it...it's a bit of a twisted relationship. | 1.2115 | 0.04668 | 104 | 85 | 16 | 3 |
1739 | I'm still wrapping my head around what you just said. | 1.2115 | 0.04668 | 104 | 85 | 16 | 3 |
1740 | I guess we carried necking a little too far. | 1.2115 | 0.04464 | 104 | 84 | 18 | 2 |
1741 | This time you go first. | 1.2115 | 0.05053 | 104 | 87 | 12 | 5 |
1742 | We're stuck in a loop" "You can say that again" "We're stuck in a loop" "You can say that again" "We're stuck in a loop" "You can say that again | 1.2115 | 0.04864 | 104 | 86 | 14 | 4 |
1743 | Did you hear that? I think my parents are home! | 1.2115 | 0.04464 | 104 | 84 | 18 | 2 |
1744 | The giraffe tango had much more elaborate spins. | 1.2115 | 0.04250 | 104 | 83 | 20 | 1 |
1745 | Uh -o here come the rents | 1.2115 | 0.05053 | 104 | 87 | 12 | 5 |
1746 | No, I'm getting the Head of Household deduction this year! | 1.2115 | 0.04668 | 104 | 85 | 16 | 3 |
1747 | This is what I get for trying to help you tie a Windsor knot? | 1.2115 | 0.04668 | 104 | 85 | 16 | 3 |
1748 | That’s it. I’m driving you home. Where’d you park | 1.2115 | 0.04464 | 104 | 84 | 18 | 2 |
1749 | No offense, but I find you too clingy. | 1.2115 | 0.05053 | 104 | 87 | 12 | 5 |
1750 | Necking taken to new heights | 1.2115 | 0.05053 | 104 | 87 | 12 | 5 |
1751 | Necking. Overrated. | 1.2115 | 0.04464 | 104 | 84 | 18 | 2 |
1752 | When I say look, instead of saying "Where?" just look next time! | 1.2115 | 0.04864 | 104 | 86 | 14 | 4 |
1753 | How do we unwind, I don’t know are we in the Northern or Southern Hemisphere?” | 1.2115 | 0.04668 | 104 | 85 | 16 | 3 |
1754 | No, no, no... over here! | 1.2115 | 0.04864 | 104 | 86 | 14 | 4 |
1755 | Cha cha cha. | 1.2115 | 0.05234 | 104 | 88 | 10 | 6 |
1756 | We are taking this togetherness thing a bit far, don’t you think? | 1.2115 | 0.04864 | 104 | 86 | 14 | 4 |
1757 | Now how do we open the wine, again? | 1.2115 | 0.04864 | 104 | 86 | 14 | 4 |
1758 | Well...our vacation has taken an interesting twist! | 1.2115 | 0.04668 | 104 | 85 | 16 | 3 |
1759 | No, I said "right" to mean that you were correct when you said "left." | 1.2115 | 0.05053 | 104 | 87 | 12 | 5 |
1760 | Wrong again! Noah said Giraffe, not Gyraffe! | 1.2115 | 0.04668 | 104 | 85 | 16 | 3 |
1761 | So, "Twister For Giraffes" is a non-starter, then? | 1.2115 | 0.04668 | 104 | 85 | 16 | 3 |
1762 | And in conclusion... I quote our first President: Avoid foreign entanglements. | 1.2115 | 0.05053 | 104 | 87 | 12 | 5 |
1763 | I meant your left, Gerald! | 1.2115 | 0.04668 | 104 | 85 | 16 | 3 |
1764 | Talk about a tangled relationship... | 1.2115 | 0.04464 | 104 | 84 | 18 | 2 |
1765 | I still don’t see how this is going to work | 1.2115 | 0.04464 | 104 | 84 | 18 | 2 |
1766 | Please stop singing, "I love you a bushel and a peck and a hug around the neck". | 1.2115 | 0.04668 | 104 | 85 | 16 | 3 |
1767 | This looked a lot easier on Instagram. | 1.2115 | 0.04464 | 104 | 84 | 18 | 2 |
1768 | When I said “necklace” I meant Tiffany’s | 1.2115 | 0.04250 | 104 | 83 | 20 | 1 |
1769 | This wasn’t what I had in mind when I suggested necking... | 1.2115 | 0.04250 | 104 | 83 | 20 | 1 |
1770 | Maybe we should just embrace the simple joy of line dancing. | 1.2115 | 0.04668 | 104 | 85 | 16 | 3 |
1771 | Maybe tornado chasing isn't for us. | 1.2115 | 0.04668 | 104 | 85 | 16 | 3 |
1772 | Oh man, my toe itches. | 1.2115 | 0.04864 | 104 | 86 | 14 | 4 |
1773 | We better stop necking. I see your parents coming. | 1.2115 | 0.05053 | 104 | 87 | 12 | 5 |
1774 | I've burped, we can unwind now. | 1.2115 | 0.04250 | 104 | 83 | 20 | 1 |
1775 | I said the other left. | 1.2115 | 0.04668 | 104 | 85 | 16 | 3 |
1776 | Nah, this isn't how we did it last summer. | 1.2115 | 0.04464 | 104 | 84 | 18 | 2 |
1777 | Who loves you, baby? | 1.2115 | 0.04668 | 104 | 85 | 16 | 3 |
1778 | Twister! Great fun for the entire family! | 1.2115 | 0.04250 | 104 | 83 | 20 | 1 |
1779 | Let´s brexit! | 1.2115 | 0.04668 | 104 | 85 | 16 | 3 |
1780 | Last time I go birdwatching with you! | 1.2115 | 0.04864 | 104 | 86 | 14 | 4 |
1781 | The snakes are jealous. | 1.2115 | 0.04250 | 104 | 83 | 20 | 1 |
1782 | OK, that's knot funny. | 1.2115 | 0.05053 | 104 | 87 | 12 | 5 |
1783 | I've had it, Gerald. You're just not that sexy, and it's time you stopped pretending to be a boa constrictor. | 1.2115 | 0.04464 | 104 | 84 | 18 | 2 |
1784 | Our parents warned us about necking. | 1.2115 | 0.04864 | 104 | 86 | 14 | 4 |
1785 | You are pain in the neck! | 1.2115 | 0.05053 | 104 | 87 | 12 | 5 |
1786 | OK, let's try it again. Look left! | 1.2115 | 0.05053 | 104 | 87 | 12 | 5 |
1787 | So when do we take off our clothes? | 1.2115 | 0.04864 | 104 | 86 | 14 | 4 |
1788 | Next time I'm cold just bring me a scarf. | 1.2115 | 0.04464 | 104 | 84 | 18 | 2 |
1789 | No, no! To the right, to the right! | 1.2115 | 0.04464 | 104 | 84 | 18 | 2 |
1790 | Let's face it, we'll never see eye to eye. | 1.2115 | 0.04668 | 104 | 85 | 16 | 3 |
1791 | I hope you’re not getting my sore throat. | 1.2115 | 0.04668 | 104 | 85 | 16 | 3 |
1792 | Whee!!! 'Righty-tighty was fun. Now let's try 'lefty-loosy'. | 1.2115 | 0.04668 | 104 | 85 | 16 | 3 |
1793 | I think we should consider conscious uncoupling. | 1.2115 | 0.04864 | 104 | 86 | 14 | 4 |
1794 | I liked the old sex. | 1.2100 | 0.04560 | 100 | 81 | 17 | 2 |
1795 | It must be counter-clockwise in the Southern Hemisphere. | 1.2095 | 0.04426 | 105 | 85 | 18 | 2 |
1796 | It said in Cosmo that we should maintain eye contact. | 1.2095 | 0.04822 | 105 | 87 | 14 | 4 |
1797 | I don't think this helix is how genes are mixed. | 1.2095 | 0.04822 | 105 | 87 | 14 | 4 |
1798 | These disguises are GREAT! I don’t think anyone will know we’re snakes! | 1.2095 | 0.04822 | 105 | 87 | 14 | 4 |
1799 | Lesson of the Day #239: Sex Ed is important. | 1.2095 | 0.04822 | 105 | 87 | 14 | 4 |
1800 | Honestly, I'm really not at all that kinky. | 1.2095 | 0.04628 | 105 | 86 | 16 | 3 |
1801 | I step left you step right : Step StepStep NOOO your other right IDIOT!! | 1.2095 | 0.05188 | 105 | 89 | 10 | 6 |
1802 | Honey, you’ve never been good with directions. | 1.2095 | 0.04822 | 105 | 87 | 14 | 4 |
1803 | Pivot! | 1.2095 | 0.04426 | 105 | 85 | 18 | 2 |
1804 | Necking with you makes me feel so high! | 1.2095 | 0.04628 | 105 | 86 | 16 | 3 |
1805 | Do you recall how we were pondering the structure of the DNA molecule? | 1.2095 | 0.04822 | 105 | 87 | 14 | 4 |
1806 | Tell me again,is this a love knot,or a fight to the death? | 1.2095 | 0.04628 | 105 | 86 | 16 | 3 |
1807 | It’s a fine mess you got us in now Ollie” | 1.2095 | 0.04822 | 105 | 87 | 14 | 4 |
1808 | Let’s pretend this never happened. | 1.2095 | 0.04628 | 105 | 86 | 16 | 3 |
1809 | Counterclockwise my dear. We're in the southern hemisphere. | 1.2095 | 0.05008 | 105 | 88 | 12 | 5 |
1810 | Twisted Sister--one band reënactment done. Who's Next! | 1.2095 | 0.04822 | 105 | 87 | 14 | 4 |
1811 | You SURE this is a French Twist | 1.2083 | 0.05322 | 96 | 81 | 10 | 5 |
1812 | How did our relationship get so twisted!? | 1.2083 | 0.05112 | 96 | 80 | 12 | 4 |
1813 | Let's just call it a neck tie... | 1.2079 | 0.04295 | 101 | 81 | 19 | 1 |
1814 | I'm just not that into you. | 1.2079 | 0.04520 | 101 | 82 | 17 | 2 |
1815 | Trump asks “How do I untangle the mess I created”. | 1.2079 | 0.05135 | 101 | 85 | 11 | 5 |
1816 | Oh man, not again... | 1.2079 | 0.04939 | 101 | 84 | 13 | 4 |
1817 | It’s the last time we dance the Tango | 1.2079 | 0.04295 | 101 | 81 | 19 | 1 |
1818 | Please, can we just doggy style next time? | 1.2079 | 0.04734 | 101 | 83 | 15 | 3 |
1819 | Baby, I call it my "Double Helix" move. | 1.2079 | 0.04734 | 101 | 83 | 15 | 3 |
1820 | Maybe we need to sleep in separate veldts. | 1.2079 | 0.04734 | 101 | 83 | 15 | 3 |
1821 | It's not that I'm not interested... | 1.2079 | 0.04520 | 101 | 82 | 17 | 2 |
1822 | I don't care what they told you in yoga class. This is definitely not downward dog. | 1.2079 | 0.04520 | 101 | 82 | 17 | 2 |
1823 | That’s the last time we try to hug it out. | 1.2059 | 0.04894 | 102 | 85 | 13 | 4 |
1824 | I said, "I'll bet the winner will be the only one that doesn't play on the word "necking". | 1.2059 | 0.04692 | 102 | 84 | 15 | 3 |
1825 | I'm uptight? I think you're the one who needs to unwind. | 1.2059 | 0.04480 | 102 | 83 | 17 | 2 |
1826 | Are you sure this is what these are supposed to be used for? | 1.2059 | 0.04480 | 102 | 83 | 17 | 2 |
1827 | I'm telling you bro, there's absolutely no way we can do this with our dicks. | 1.2041 | 0.05610 | 98 | 85 | 6 | 7 |
1828 | We are so screwed. | 1.2041 | 0.04342 | 98 | 79 | 18 | 1 |
1829 | ...and now, we wait. | 1.2041 | 0.05016 | 98 | 82 | 12 | 4 |
1830 | Perhaps we were not meant to be on Dancing with the Stars. | 1.2041 | 0.04577 | 98 | 80 | 16 | 2 |
1831 | Say 'uncle'!" | 1.2041 | 0.04577 | 98 | 80 | 16 | 2 |
1832 | My mother always warned me about necking on the first date. | 1.2041 | 0.04802 | 98 | 81 | 14 | 3 |
1833 | What do you mean Rock, Paper, Scissors? | 1.2041 | 0.05222 | 98 | 83 | 10 | 5 |
1834 | I heard You were twisted. | 1.2041 | 0.04802 | 98 | 81 | 14 | 3 |
1835 | Like they say, “It takes two to t̶a̶n̶g̶o̶ tangle.” | 1.2041 | 0.05222 | 98 | 83 | 10 | 5 |
1836 | At this rate, we'll never get to second base. | 1.2041 | 0.04802 | 98 | 81 | 14 | 3 |
1837 | It's Lamarck's fault. | 1.2041 | 0.04802 | 98 | 81 | 14 | 3 |
1838 | I think we might have intimacy issues. | 1.2041 | 0.04577 | 98 | 80 | 16 | 2 |
1839 | Sorry. Thought you were someone else | 1.2041 | 0.04577 | 98 | 80 | 16 | 2 |
1840 | Next time, look where you're going. | 1.2041 | 0.05016 | 98 | 82 | 12 | 4 |
1841 | No matter how we spin this, I feel we're not made for each other. | 1.2041 | 0.05419 | 98 | 84 | 8 | 6 |
1842 | I think it may be possible to have too much togetherness. | 1.2041 | 0.04577 | 98 | 80 | 16 | 2 |
1843 | So ... now do we shout? | 1.2041 | 0.05016 | 98 | 82 | 12 | 4 |
1844 | Oh, yeah? Well, reticulate this! | 1.2041 | 0.05016 | 98 | 82 | 12 | 4 |
1845 | The elephants made it look sexy and | 1.2041 | 0.05222 | 98 | 83 | 10 | 5 |
1846 | This is what a chromosome looks like. | 1.2041 | 0.05016 | 98 | 82 | 12 | 4 |
1847 | #Really? | 1.2041 | 0.04577 | 98 | 80 | 16 | 2 |
1848 | Petting I get, but necking? | 1.2041 | 0.04802 | 98 | 81 | 14 | 3 |
1849 | The next step is petting. | 1.2041 | 0.04577 | 98 | 80 | 16 | 2 |
1850 | Well... This is awkward... | 1.2041 | 0.04577 | 98 | 80 | 16 | 2 |
1851 | It's in the DNA. | 1.2041 | 0.04802 | 98 | 81 | 14 | 3 |
1852 | Does this mean we're engaged? | 1.2041 | 0.04802 | 98 | 81 | 14 | 3 |
1853 | I told you, I have four left feet. | 1.2041 | 0.04577 | 98 | 80 | 16 | 2 |
1854 | Now I know what it means to be neck in neck. | 1.2041 | 0.04802 | 98 | 81 | 14 | 3 |
1855 | This is not the necking I’ve read about. | 1.2041 | 0.05016 | 98 | 82 | 12 | 4 |
1856 | I used to dance easier with my ex-. | 1.2041 | 0.04802 | 98 | 81 | 14 | 3 |
1857 | I hate when I'm speaking you twist my words. | 1.2041 | 0.04577 | 98 | 80 | 16 | 2 |
1858 | Can't we have sex like other giraffes? | 1.2041 | 0.04577 | 98 | 80 | 16 | 2 |
1859 | Let's face it, Howard. This relationship's gotten too twisted to continue. | 1.2041 | 0.04577 | 98 | 80 | 16 | 2 |
1860 | Where did that damn fly go? | 1.2041 | 0.05016 | 98 | 82 | 12 | 4 |
1861 | Not what I had in mind when you said you were making me a necklace. | 1.2041 | 0.04577 | 98 | 80 | 16 | 2 |
1862 | Maybe next time you’ll listen to me. | 1.2041 | 0.04577 | 98 | 80 | 16 | 2 |
1863 | Twist to your left or my left? | 1.2041 | 0.04577 | 98 | 80 | 16 | 2 |
1864 | No...COUNTER Clockwise.... | 1.2041 | 0.04342 | 98 | 79 | 18 | 1 |
1865 | Now this is necking! | 1.2041 | 0.05222 | 98 | 83 | 10 | 5 |
1866 | Honestly, Dave. I know it’s mating season, but can’t we just skip the necking part? | 1.2041 | 0.04577 | 98 | 80 | 16 | 2 |
1867 | It's a secret hug, like a secret handshake without the hands." | 1.2041 | 0.05016 | 98 | 82 | 12 | 4 |
1868 | My mom told me not to get wrapped up with you." | 1.2041 | 0.04577 | 98 | 80 | 16 | 2 |
1869 | We gotta stop chasing butterflies | 1.2041 | 0.04577 | 98 | 80 | 16 | 2 |
1870 | You know, I was really hoping for sex when I said we should pair our double helixes. | 1.2041 | 0.05016 | 98 | 82 | 12 | 4 |
1871 | Honey, you wanted to try a new position. | 1.2041 | 0.04577 | 98 | 80 | 16 | 2 |
1872 | You always tend to overcomplicate things. | 1.2041 | 0.05222 | 98 | 83 | 10 | 5 |
1873 | Next time, let's just make out. | 1.2041 | 0.05016 | 98 | 82 | 12 | 4 |
1874 | - Just for the record this was your idea. And I feel strongly that there must be easier more dignified way to get into cartoon. | 1.2041 | 0.05016 | 98 | 82 | 12 | 4 |
1875 | And this concludes our presentation on how Crick and Watson discovered DNA. | 1.2041 | 0.05222 | 98 | 83 | 10 | 5 |
1876 | And in a few months, we'll know for sure if this makes a baby. | 1.2041 | 0.04802 | 98 | 81 | 14 | 3 |
1877 | Next time let's do it with the lights on. | 1.2041 | 0.05016 | 98 | 82 | 12 | 4 |
1878 | It says, right foot yellow. | 1.2041 | 0.04342 | 98 | 79 | 18 | 1 |
1879 | Everyone thinks having a long neck is sooooo awesome! | 1.2041 | 0.04802 | 98 | 81 | 14 | 3 |
1880 | Giraffe foreplay nearly led to their extinction | 1.2041 | 0.05016 | 98 | 82 | 12 | 4 |
1881 | Hey, I can see my house from here! | 1.2041 | 0.04802 | 98 | 81 | 14 | 3 |
1882 | This is the danger of a whirlwind romance. | 1.2041 | 0.05016 | 98 | 82 | 12 | 4 |
1883 | Twist and what now? | 1.2041 | 0.05016 | 98 | 82 | 12 | 4 |
1884 | So tell me again, what aspect about doing it "snakey style" appeals to you? | 1.2041 | 0.04092 | 98 | 78 | 20 | 0 |
1885 | No, I think it should be knit two, purl three. | 1.2041 | 0.04577 | 98 | 80 | 16 | 2 |
1886 | It's a tornado! Climate change is real! | 1.2041 | 0.05016 | 98 | 82 | 12 | 4 |
1887 | I think we should relax and unwind. | 1.2041 | 0.04802 | 98 | 81 | 14 | 3 |
1888 | Ready or not, here I come! | 1.2041 | 0.05222 | 98 | 83 | 10 | 5 |
1889 | I think you're still in love with that Ficus Tree. | 1.2041 | 0.05016 | 98 | 82 | 12 | 4 |
1890 | That gives the word 'necking' a whole new twist! | 1.2041 | 0.04577 | 98 | 80 | 16 | 2 |
1891 | Giraffical interface. | 1.2041 | 0.05016 | 98 | 82 | 12 | 4 |
1892 | Happy Challah-Day | 1.2041 | 0.04342 | 98 | 79 | 18 | 1 |
1893 | Ok - keep scanning the horizon for predators, but now do it counter clockwise. | 1.2041 | 0.04802 | 98 | 81 | 14 | 3 |
1894 | We just connected the dots. | 1.2041 | 0.05222 | 98 | 83 | 10 | 5 |
1895 | I said go right! | 1.2041 | 0.04342 | 98 | 79 | 18 | 1 |
1896 | I’m not sure now if I’m republican or Democrat. | 1.2041 | 0.04577 | 98 | 80 | 16 | 2 |
1897 | Necking as Extreme Sport | 1.2041 | 0.04802 | 98 | 81 | 14 | 3 |
1898 | Don’t you think that co-dependency workshop was worth every dime, honey? | 1.2041 | 0.04342 | 98 | 79 | 18 | 1 |
1899 | Who's taller? It appears the contenders are neck and neck. | 1.2041 | 0.04342 | 98 | 79 | 18 | 1 |
1900 | We have to practice to look good at the wedding. | 1.2041 | 0.04802 | 98 | 81 | 14 | 3 |
1901 | It's interesting, but I just don't think we will be embraced by the medical community. | 1.2041 | 0.05016 | 98 | 82 | 12 | 4 |
1902 | I'm not quite sure which head is mine. | 1.2041 | 0.05016 | 98 | 82 | 12 | 4 |
1903 | I hate to say it, but this just doesn't feel like micro-evolution. | 1.2041 | 0.04802 | 98 | 81 | 14 | 3 |
1904 | There’s a spot on your butt. | 1.2041 | 0.05016 | 98 | 82 | 12 | 4 |
1905 | STRAIGHTEN OUT | 1.2041 | 0.04342 | 98 | 79 | 18 | 1 |
1906 | I thought YOU brought the champagne. | 1.2041 | 0.04802 | 98 | 81 | 14 | 3 |
1907 | My chiropractor bill is gonna be through the roof. | 1.2041 | 0.04802 | 98 | 81 | 14 | 3 |
1908 | Now gargle. | 1.2041 | 0.05016 | 98 | 82 | 12 | 4 |
1909 | I told you confronting those hyena bullies was a bad idea, David. I'm done sticking my neck out for you. | 1.2041 | 0.05222 | 98 | 83 | 10 | 5 |
1910 | Remember that conversation we had about being too clingly? | 1.2041 | 0.04577 | 98 | 80 | 16 | 2 |
1911 | It's going to be a long day. | 1.2041 | 0.04342 | 98 | 79 | 18 | 1 |
1912 | Don't panic | 1.2041 | 0.04577 | 98 | 80 | 16 | 2 |
1913 | I,m pretty sure my mother won't allow us to live together." | 1.2041 | 0.04802 | 98 | 81 | 14 | 3 |
1914 | Left ear on yellow. | 1.2041 | 0.04802 | 98 | 81 | 14 | 3 |
1915 | Uh. About last night... | 1.2041 | 0.04577 | 98 | 80 | 16 | 2 |
1916 | Now I'm sure we have the same DNA. | 1.2041 | 0.04802 | 98 | 81 | 14 | 3 |
1917 | OK. Next time we'll just shake hooves. | 1.2041 | 0.04577 | 98 | 80 | 16 | 2 |
1918 | The competition is really tight. Both contestants currently are neck-in-neck! | 1.2041 | 0.04577 | 98 | 80 | 16 | 2 |
1919 | Scarf season. | 1.2041 | 0.04577 | 98 | 80 | 16 | 2 |
1920 | Why didn’t ask for directions? Where are we? | 1.2041 | 0.05419 | 98 | 84 | 8 | 6 |
1921 | Shirley you are going to have to do something about those abandonment issues. | 1.2041 | 0.05016 | 98 | 82 | 12 | 4 |
1922 | Whenever I'm with you, I feel this knot in my throat. | 1.2041 | 0.04342 | 98 | 79 | 18 | 1 |
1923 | I hate it when predators run around us, | 1.2041 | 0.04577 | 98 | 80 | 16 | 2 |
1924 | Now, the lions won’t know who to eat! | 1.2041 | 0.04342 | 98 | 79 | 18 | 1 |
1925 | Let’s try to wrap our heads around this. | 1.2041 | 0.04802 | 98 | 81 | 14 | 3 |
1926 | I 'm not the least bit aroused. We must be doing it wrong. | 1.2041 | 0.04802 | 98 | 81 | 14 | 3 |
1927 | Necking takes on a whole new dimension. | 1.2041 | 0.04802 | 98 | 81 | 14 | 3 |
1928 | I said scratch to the left and down. No. You’re other left, dummy! | 1.2041 | 0.04577 | 98 | 80 | 16 | 2 |
1929 | Giraffes necking | 1.2041 | 0.05016 | 98 | 82 | 12 | 4 |
1930 | My Mother told me necking could get me in trouble! | 1.2041 | 0.05222 | 98 | 83 | 10 | 5 |
1931 | Don’t complain! This yoga thing was your idea!... | 1.2041 | 0.05016 | 98 | 82 | 12 | 4 |
1932 | Okay, on the count of three... | 1.2041 | 0.04577 | 98 | 80 | 16 | 2 |
1933 | You go first." No, no, you go first. | 1.2041 | 0.04342 | 98 | 79 | 18 | 1 |
1934 | The sex IS good, Brandon. When I say I’m tired of all the kink, I’m talking about my chiropractor bill. | 1.2041 | 0.04802 | 98 | 81 | 14 | 3 |
1935 | The more I think about giraffe combat the less like it. | 1.2041 | 0.04802 | 98 | 81 | 14 | 3 |
1936 | I'm afraid the neighbors think we're twisted. | 1.2041 | 0.04577 | 98 | 80 | 16 | 2 |
1937 | Schrödinger’s giraffes | 1.2041 | 0.04802 | 98 | 81 | 14 | 3 |
1938 | What are we going to tell our parents? | 1.2041 | 0.05222 | 98 | 83 | 10 | 5 |
1939 | I forgot the champagne | 1.2041 | 0.04802 | 98 | 81 | 14 | 3 |
1940 | Oh what tangled lives we lead! | 1.2041 | 0.04342 | 98 | 79 | 18 | 1 |
1941 | Stop being a pain in the neck! | 1.2041 | 0.04577 | 98 | 80 | 16 | 2 |
1942 | Hermes,caduhelpus? | 1.2041 | 0.05222 | 98 | 83 | 10 | 5 |
1943 | Now you know why l was suspicious of couple therapy.. | 1.2041 | 0.04342 | 98 | 79 | 18 | 1 |
1944 | Of course, I love you, but isn't one hug enough? | 1.2041 | 0.04577 | 98 | 80 | 16 | 2 |
1945 | We have to quit meeting this way. | 1.2041 | 0.04802 | 98 | 81 | 14 | 3 |
1946 | My psychiatrist says I may suffer from slight separation anxiety. | 1.2041 | 0.04092 | 98 | 78 | 20 | 0 |
1947 | This is the last time we play with magnets! | 1.2041 | 0.04577 | 98 | 80 | 16 | 2 |
1948 | Wow, what a dust devil! | 1.2041 | 0.05222 | 98 | 83 | 10 | 5 |
1949 | Next time, let's play Twister instead. | 1.2041 | 0.04577 | 98 | 80 | 16 | 2 |
1950 | This gives new meaning to "Twisted Sister." | 1.2041 | 0.05016 | 98 | 82 | 12 | 4 |
1951 | ah,marriage...a simple twist of fate. | 1.2041 | 0.04577 | 98 | 80 | 16 | 2 |
1952 | You sure got a twisted view of the world | 1.2041 | 0.04802 | 98 | 81 | 14 | 3 |
1953 | Of course I like foreplay, but this is giving me a headache. | 1.2041 | 0.05222 | 98 | 83 | 10 | 5 |
1954 | This was easier for the snakes. | 1.2041 | 0.04577 | 98 | 80 | 16 | 2 |
1955 | This is not what I meant when I said ‘Tie me up’. | 1.2041 | 0.04577 | 98 | 80 | 16 | 2 |
1956 | Do you have the detangler? | 1.2041 | 0.05222 | 98 | 83 | 10 | 5 |
1957 | Okay, who picked ‘caduceus’ for charades? | 1.2041 | 0.04802 | 98 | 81 | 14 | 3 |
1958 | Gerry and Raffie demonstrate the giraffe Heimlich maneuver. | 1.2041 | 0.05016 | 98 | 82 | 12 | 4 |
1959 | And I call this move The Gir-wrap. | 1.2041 | 0.04802 | 98 | 81 | 14 | 3 |
1960 | Well, how are we supposed to fight now? | 1.2041 | 0.04802 | 98 | 81 | 14 | 3 |
1961 | Okay I'll neck but that's as far as we go! | 1.2041 | 0.04577 | 98 | 80 | 16 | 2 |
1962 | I thought Kama Sutra was supposed to be sexy. | 1.2041 | 0.04342 | 98 | 79 | 18 | 1 |
1963 | Lamarck would say we brought this upon ourselves. | 1.2041 | 0.04802 | 98 | 81 | 14 | 3 |
1964 | Next time, I'm seeing a chiropractor. | 1.2041 | 0.04802 | 98 | 81 | 14 | 3 |
1965 | You'll be hearing from my insurance company." | 1.2041 | 0.04577 | 98 | 80 | 16 | 2 |
1966 | This is what happens when you insert a joke into a DNA sequence! | 1.2041 | 0.05016 | 98 | 82 | 12 | 4 |
1967 | Is this how this goes? Sorry...it's my first time." | 1.2020 | 0.04969 | 99 | 83 | 12 | 4 |
1968 | Still looking for the right spot, Harold? | 1.2020 | 0.04758 | 99 | 82 | 14 | 3 |
1969 | This doesn't feel like camouflage. | 1.2020 | 0.04302 | 99 | 80 | 18 | 1 |
1970 | I swear, it was Brad Pitt. Did you see which way he went?" "No, I didn't. Did you? | 1.2020 | 0.04758 | 99 | 82 | 14 | 3 |
1971 | We were bound to find each other? | 1.2020 | 0.04536 | 99 | 81 | 16 | 2 |
1972 | What would Darwin make of this? | 1.2020 | 0.04758 | 99 | 82 | 14 | 3 |
1973 | Remember: It’s lefty-loosey, righty-righty. | 1.2020 | 0.05173 | 99 | 84 | 10 | 5 |
1974 | Wow! That was quite a hiccup! Try sneezing to see if we can unwind. | 1.2020 | 0.04536 | 99 | 81 | 16 | 2 |
1975 | Look on the bright side, now we can go as a Chinese finger trap for Halloween | 1.2020 | 0.04969 | 99 | 83 | 12 | 4 |
1976 | When I say we should tie the knot,I didn't mean it literally... | 1.2020 | 0.04969 | 99 | 83 | 12 | 4 |
1977 | You could say we're co-dependent | 1.2020 | 0.04969 | 99 | 83 | 12 | 4 |
1978 | They were right about “speed necking” being dangerous. | 1.2020 | 0.04969 | 99 | 83 | 12 | 4 |
1979 | This time you go left. No, the OTHER left! | 1.2020 | 0.04302 | 99 | 80 | 18 | 1 |
1980 | I hate these tributes to Crick and Watson. | 1.2020 | 0.04758 | 99 | 82 | 14 | 3 |
1981 | Do you see the lion? No, do you? | 1.2020 | 0.04758 | 99 | 82 | 14 | 3 |
1982 | I'm pretty sure this isn't a Windsor Knot. | 1.2020 | 0.04302 | 99 | 80 | 18 | 1 |
1983 | Maybe he meant something else when he suggested we get twisted tonight. | 1.2020 | 0.04536 | 99 | 81 | 16 | 2 |
1984 | Did you see that drone! | 1.2020 | 0.04536 | 99 | 81 | 16 | 2 |
1985 | I've heard of romantic entanglement; I've heard of quantum entanglement - but this relationship really puts a new twist on things. | 1.2020 | 0.04758 | 99 | 82 | 14 | 3 |
1986 | The downside, Francis, is that I've got a crick in my neck. The upside is that I think I've discovered DNA. | 1.2020 | 0.04536 | 99 | 81 | 16 | 2 |
1987 | Undoing a twisted relationship is a lengthy journey." | 1.2020 | 0.04758 | 99 | 82 | 14 | 3 |
1988 | Don’t you think it’s about time we tied the knot? | 1.2020 | 0.04758 | 99 | 82 | 14 | 3 |
1989 | That's how you do the Twist! | 1.2000 | 0.04872 | 95 | 79 | 13 | 3 |
1990 | My sore throat just got a whole lot worse | 1.2000 | 0.05097 | 95 | 80 | 11 | 4 |
1991 | Don't neck too hard, I had to wear a turtleneck last month for a week! | 1.2000 | 0.04872 | 95 | 79 | 13 | 3 |
1992 | Sadly, Beloved, I can't see you anymore! | 1.2000 | 0.04872 | 95 | 79 | 13 | 3 |
1993 | Maybe we should skip the necking and go straight to the spooning. | 1.2000 | 0.04872 | 95 | 79 | 13 | 3 |
1994 | You first. NobNo. You first | 1.2000 | 0.05312 | 95 | 81 | 9 | 5 |
1995 | Finally, we're neck-and-neck! | 1.2000 | 0.04637 | 95 | 78 | 15 | 2 |
1996 | Is this what they call "necking?" | 1.2000 | 0.04872 | 95 | 79 | 13 | 3 |
1997 | "Not yet, but maybe if you clean my ear with your tongue." | 1.2000 | 0.04714 | 100 | 83 | 14 | 3 |
1998 | Why did we do this?! I'm yelling at you and I can't even see you! | 1.2000 | 0.05097 | 95 | 80 | 11 | 4 |
1999 | This is really tight. Shouldn’t we have a safe word? | 1.2000 | 0.05097 | 95 | 80 | 11 | 4 |
2000 | I meant STAGE right! | 1.2000 | 0.05097 | 95 | 80 | 11 | 4 |
2001 | Sorry, but I don't think I like necking with you after all. | 1.2000 | 0.04637 | 95 | 78 | 15 | 2 |
2002 | Lefty loosey. | 1.2000 | 0.04872 | 95 | 79 | 13 | 3 |
2003 | You apologies are no longer credible, you pervert. | 1.2000 | 0.05097 | 95 | 80 | 11 | 4 |
2004 | Necking is more involved than I thought. | 1.2000 | 0.04872 | 95 | 79 | 13 | 3 |
2005 | Thank you, dear. I've always wanted a necktie. | 1.2000 | 0.04637 | 95 | 78 | 15 | 2 |
2006 | The giraffe on the right always has the right of way | 1.2000 | 0.04872 | 95 | 79 | 13 | 3 |
2007 | Mom was right. We're too young to neck. | 1.2000 | 0.05312 | 95 | 81 | 9 | 5 |
2008 | We should call this making out. | 1.2000 | 0.05097 | 95 | 80 | 11 | 4 |
2009 | It was your idea to neck. | 1.2000 | 0.04389 | 95 | 77 | 17 | 1 |
2010 | Mom warned me about necking with other giraffes. | 1.2000 | 0.04637 | 95 | 78 | 15 | 2 |
2011 | When I said “let’s neck”, I had something else in mind | 1.2000 | 0.04389 | 95 | 77 | 17 | 1 |
2012 | So are you finally satisfied? We’re lost! | 1.2000 | 0.05097 | 95 | 80 | 11 | 4 |
2013 | I said "internet" not "interneck." | 1.2000 | 0.04872 | 95 | 79 | 13 | 3 |
2014 | Now I understand what Washington meant when he discouraged “entangling alliances.” | 1.2000 | 0.04126 | 95 | 76 | 19 | 0 |
2015 | Let's never do a threesome with a snake again | 1.2000 | 0.05097 | 95 | 80 | 11 | 4 |
2016 | The definition of necking. | 1.2000 | 0.04872 | 95 | 79 | 13 | 3 |
2017 | I just don’t get the “good Ole Days”, why did our grandparents think this necking this was so awesome ? | 1.2000 | 0.04872 | 95 | 79 | 13 | 3 |
2018 | Doris, I want to find myself. | 1.2000 | 0.04389 | 95 | 77 | 17 | 1 |
2019 | OK, no more kinky Kama Sutra books for you. | 1.2000 | 0.04872 | 95 | 79 | 13 | 3 |
2020 | I love you so much you make my head spin! | 1.2000 | 0.04872 | 95 | 79 | 13 | 3 |
2021 | I said look to your LEFT. | 1.2000 | 0.05097 | 95 | 80 | 11 | 4 |
2022 | No — to YOUR left. | 1.2000 | 0.04924 | 100 | 84 | 12 | 4 |
2023 | You got this! | 1.2000 | 0.04637 | 95 | 78 | 15 | 2 |
2024 | I don't think neck wrestling is going to catch on. | 1.2000 | 0.05097 | 95 | 80 | 11 | 4 |
2025 | Ok Bibi it is a tie again! One more round ? | 1.2000 | 0.04637 | 95 | 78 | 15 | 2 |
2026 | We might need to be in a more open relationship. | 1.2000 | 0.04637 | 95 | 78 | 15 | 2 |
2027 | Frankly, I don't see the point. | 1.2000 | 0.05097 | 95 | 80 | 11 | 4 |
2028 | How am I going to explain this to my wife? | 1.2000 | 0.04872 | 95 | 79 | 13 | 3 |
2029 | No, left,left,left, right?, no left. | 1.2000 | 0.04637 | 95 | 78 | 15 | 2 |
2030 | So much for my "Irish Goodbye". | 1.2000 | 0.04872 | 95 | 79 | 13 | 3 |
2031 | Till death do us part. Seriously. | 1.2000 | 0.04637 | 95 | 78 | 15 | 2 |
2032 | We need to work on our make out routine. | 1.2000 | 0.04637 | 95 | 78 | 15 | 2 |
2033 | Now this might be a good time to stick your neck out. | 1.2000 | 0.04637 | 95 | 78 | 15 | 2 |
2034 | You can lead next time. | 1.2000 | 0.04872 | 95 | 79 | 13 | 3 |
2035 | Honey, your Spiralizing has gone too far! | 1.2000 | 0.04872 | 95 | 79 | 13 | 3 |
2036 | They're necks of kin | 1.2000 | 0.05097 | 95 | 80 | 11 | 4 |
2037 | I sware, it flew in my ear, do you see it? | 1.2000 | 0.04872 | 95 | 79 | 13 | 3 |
2038 | I told you our relationship was getting twisted! | 1.2000 | 0.04872 | 95 | 79 | 13 | 3 |
2039 | Time to unwind after a long day! | 1.2000 | 0.04637 | 95 | 78 | 15 | 2 |
2040 | Is your neck warm enough now? | 1.2000 | 0.04389 | 95 | 77 | 17 | 1 |
2041 | I told you going to Yoga was a bad idea! | 1.2000 | 0.04872 | 95 | 79 | 13 | 3 |
2042 | Necking in your parents' backyard sounded more rebellious than this. | 1.2000 | 0.04872 | 95 | 79 | 13 | 3 |
2043 | I dunno. What do snakes do next? | 1.2000 | 0.04637 | 95 | 78 | 15 | 2 |
2044 | Do you think we're too old for Connect the Dots? | 1.2000 | 0.04637 | 95 | 78 | 15 | 2 |
2045 | There has to be a better way | 1.2000 | 0.04126 | 95 | 76 | 19 | 0 |
2046 | If you had wrapped counterclockwise, we could have kissed. | 1.2000 | 0.04872 | 95 | 79 | 13 | 3 |
2047 | Let's twist again like you did last summer. | 1.2000 | 0.04872 | 95 | 79 | 13 | 3 |
2048 | I just don’t see the appeal of “necking.” | 1.2000 | 0.04872 | 95 | 79 | 13 | 3 |
2049 | Mom's gonna kill me. | 1.2000 | 0.04872 | 95 | 79 | 13 | 3 |
2050 | My therapist said this would help us with our intimacy issues. | 1.2000 | 0.04637 | 95 | 78 | 15 | 2 |
2051 | I could go for a pretzel right now | 1.2000 | 0.04495 | 100 | 82 | 16 | 2 |
2052 | So typical. You’re always tying us into knots. | 1.2000 | 0.04637 | 95 | 78 | 15 | 2 |
2053 | Any idea why they decided to call you Watson and me Crick? | 1.2000 | 0.05312 | 95 | 81 | 9 | 5 |
2054 | I love you, too, but I don't think this is what they mean by necking. | 1.2000 | 0.04637 | 95 | 78 | 15 | 2 |
2055 | I guess you can't lend a hand either" | 1.2000 | 0.05097 | 95 | 80 | 11 | 4 |
2056 | Who knew that do-si-do could be so complicated? | 1.2000 | 0.04872 | 95 | 79 | 13 | 3 |
2057 | It’s times like this when I can see why we’re going extinct! | 1.2000 | 0.05097 | 95 | 80 | 11 | 4 |
2058 | Is this your idea of 'spooning'? | 1.2000 | 0.04637 | 95 | 78 | 15 | 2 |
2059 | It's called the 'Boa,' but I forget what our legs are supposed to be doing! | 1.1979 | 0.04593 | 96 | 79 | 15 | 2 |
2060 | This 'necking' isn't all it's cracked up to be... | 1.1979 | 0.04593 | 96 | 79 | 15 | 2 |
2061 | I thought this game came with a mat? | 1.1979 | 0.04826 | 96 | 80 | 13 | 3 |
2062 | Let's see if the Face Id can match our spots now! | 1.1979 | 0.04593 | 96 | 79 | 15 | 2 |
2063 | You're just as twisted as I am - this is gonna be GREAT! | 1.1979 | 0.05048 | 96 | 81 | 11 | 4 |
2064 | I'm not going first! You go first! | 1.1979 | 0.04826 | 96 | 80 | 13 | 3 |
2065 | Maybe we just weren't made for heavy petting. | 1.1979 | 0.04593 | 96 | 79 | 15 | 2 |
2066 | Of course I love you but I feel this is punching a hole in Darwin's theory! | 1.1979 | 0.04348 | 96 | 78 | 17 | 1 |
2067 | You’re the one who wouldn’t keep the chiropractor appointment. | 1.1979 | 0.04348 | 96 | 78 | 17 | 1 |
2068 | When you suggested we neck, you didn’t say it involved a long term commitment! | 1.1979 | 0.04593 | 96 | 79 | 15 | 2 |
2069 | You've got to admit, we've taken necking to a new high | 1.1979 | 0.04348 | 96 | 78 | 17 | 1 |
2070 | My therapist says I'm too wrapped up in myself. | 1.1979 | 0.05048 | 96 | 81 | 11 | 4 |
2071 | Does our health insurance cover chiropractic?!! | 1.1979 | 0.05048 | 96 | 81 | 11 | 4 |
2072 | This time you walk to the left and I'll walk to the right | 1.1979 | 0.04826 | 96 | 80 | 13 | 3 |
2073 | I don't think this is what "Tie the knot": means. | 1.1979 | 0.04593 | 96 | 79 | 15 | 2 |
2074 | Now that should help you understand the basics of DNA. And remember, the DNA double helix always twists to the right. | 1.1979 | 0.04593 | 96 | 79 | 15 | 2 |
2075 | Thank God your brother is a chiropractor | 1.1979 | 0.04593 | 96 | 79 | 15 | 2 |
2076 | Not sure this is the way to combine our DNA. | 1.1979 | 0.04826 | 96 | 80 | 13 | 3 |
2077 | I know you love me, but this is a bit much. | 1.1979 | 0.04348 | 96 | 78 | 17 | 1 |
2078 | Don't you think a store-bought neck warmer would be more practical? | 1.1979 | 0.04826 | 96 | 80 | 13 | 3 |
2079 | Never...use...GPS...again. | 1.1979 | 0.05048 | 96 | 81 | 11 | 4 |
2080 | My father warned me not to get entangled with you. | 1.1979 | 0.04826 | 96 | 80 | 13 | 3 |
2081 | Last time I read the Kama Sutra for Giraffes.” | 1.1979 | 0.05048 | 96 | 81 | 11 | 4 |
2082 | Intertwined love. | 1.1979 | 0.05048 | 96 | 81 | 11 | 4 |
2083 | My mother told me necking might get me in trouble. | 1.1979 | 0.04826 | 96 | 80 | 13 | 3 |
2084 | My Chiropractor showed me this move. It's called the corkscrew maneuver" | 1.1979 | 0.04826 | 96 | 80 | 13 | 3 |
2085 | So much for looking the other way! | 1.1979 | 0.04826 | 96 | 80 | 13 | 3 |
2086 | Whose legs can't you feel? | 1.1979 | 0.04593 | 96 | 79 | 15 | 2 |
2087 | That's the last time I tango. | 1.1979 | 0.04826 | 96 | 80 | 13 | 3 |
2088 | I forgot whose turn it is. | 1.1979 | 0.04826 | 96 | 80 | 13 | 3 |
2089 | I think there's an easier way to teach DNA to the kids. | 1.1979 | 0.04593 | 96 | 79 | 15 | 2 |
2090 | Does my butt look fat? | 1.1979 | 0.05048 | 96 | 81 | 11 | 4 |
2091 | Sorry, I just do not see how necking leads to baby giraffes. | 1.1979 | 0.04593 | 96 | 79 | 15 | 2 |
2092 | Nope I still have the , hic, hic, cups | 1.1979 | 0.05261 | 96 | 82 | 9 | 5 |
2093 | This is not what I meant by "necking", Burt. | 1.1979 | 0.05261 | 96 | 82 | 9 | 5 |
2094 | You said this would get rid of my hiccups | 1.1979 | 0.04826 | 96 | 80 | 13 | 3 |
2095 | But I’m not so sure I’m ready to go steady. | 1.1979 | 0.04593 | 96 | 79 | 15 | 2 |
2096 | And we thought that hyena chasing its tail looked silly. That's karma for you. | 1.1979 | 0.04593 | 96 | 79 | 15 | 2 |
2097 | Darling, our relationship is so twisted. | 1.1979 | 0.04826 | 96 | 80 | 13 | 3 |
2098 | Humans have no idea what necking is all about. | 1.1979 | 0.04593 | 96 | 79 | 15 | 2 |
2099 | Just stay still. Lions don't hunt swans. | 1.1979 | 0.04826 | 96 | 80 | 13 | 3 |
2100 | Maybe we do have a problem with boundaries | 1.1979 | 0.05048 | 96 | 81 | 11 | 4 |
2101 | I thought you had the champagne flutes! | 1.1979 | 0.04826 | 96 | 80 | 13 | 3 |
2102 | Dammit - I've forgotten which body is mine again ! | 1.1979 | 0.04348 | 96 | 78 | 17 | 1 |
2103 | On second thought, maybe Twister isn't a great party game. | 1.1979 | 0.04826 | 96 | 80 | 13 | 3 |
2104 | OK. Let's try a different position. | 1.1979 | 0.04826 | 96 | 80 | 13 | 3 |
2105 | When I go low you go high. | 1.1979 | 0.05048 | 96 | 81 | 11 | 4 |
2106 | Gerry, we’re not in the Ark anymore | 1.1979 | 0.05048 | 96 | 81 | 11 | 4 |
2107 | If this is love, I'm ready to unwind. | 1.1979 | 0.04593 | 96 | 79 | 15 | 2 |
2108 | Maybe you're supposed to move your feet when you dance. | 1.1979 | 0.04593 | 96 | 79 | 15 | 2 |
2109 | When did you get AirPods? | 1.1979 | 0.04348 | 96 | 78 | 17 | 1 |
2110 | Love giraffe style... | 1.1979 | 0.04593 | 96 | 79 | 15 | 2 |
2111 | Is this or is this knot the necks big thing ? | 1.1979 | 0.05261 | 96 | 82 | 9 | 5 |
2112 | Great Moments in Science: Watson and Crick visit the wildlife park. | 1.1979 | 0.04593 | 96 | 79 | 15 | 2 |
2113 | I guess people will have to start saying were attached at the neck instead of the hip now. | 1.1979 | 0.04826 | 96 | 80 | 13 | 3 |
2114 | Where? There. Here? No, there! Where? | 1.1979 | 0.05048 | 96 | 81 | 11 | 4 |
2115 | I've never felt such a connection after necking before! | 1.1979 | 0.04593 | 96 | 79 | 15 | 2 |
2116 | Dancing cheek to cheek is easier said than done. | 1.1979 | 0.04826 | 96 | 80 | 13 | 3 |
2117 | So, this is necking? Might as well feed me to the lions. | 1.1979 | 0.04348 | 96 | 78 | 17 | 1 |
2118 | I think I'd like to see someone else. | 1.1979 | 0.04593 | 96 | 79 | 15 | 2 |
2119 | I told you that Kama Sutra position was not as easy to pull off as it seemed. | 1.1979 | 0.04348 | 96 | 78 | 17 | 1 |
2120 | So that's what they mean by necking! | 1.1979 | 0.04826 | 96 | 80 | 13 | 3 |
2121 | I think we should’ve had a drink first. | 1.1979 | 0.04593 | 96 | 79 | 15 | 2 |
2122 | Not sure the couples-therapy sessions are really that helpful | 1.1979 | 0.04348 | 96 | 78 | 17 | 1 |
2123 | Hope you don't mind, I forgot my scarf. | 1.1979 | 0.04593 | 96 | 79 | 15 | 2 |
2124 | There must be an easier way to neck | 1.1979 | 0.05048 | 96 | 81 | 11 | 4 |
2125 | A giraffe's game of twister. | 1.1979 | 0.04826 | 96 | 80 | 13 | 3 |
2126 | I think it’s time we make that appointment, Frank. | 1.1979 | 0.04826 | 96 | 80 | 13 | 3 |
2127 | No, not that clockwise. Try the other clockwise. | 1.1979 | 0.04826 | 96 | 80 | 13 | 3 |
2128 | I said I wanted French braids. | 1.1979 | 0.04826 | 96 | 80 | 13 | 3 |
2129 | Oh baby. I call this the Twizzler position. | 1.1979 | 0.04088 | 96 | 77 | 19 | 0 |
2130 | Which one is me? | 1.1979 | 0.04348 | 96 | 78 | 17 | 1 |
2131 | Honey, this is how we tie the wedding knot. | 1.1979 | 0.04593 | 96 | 79 | 15 | 2 |
2132 | Maybe yoga for couples isn’t for us. | 1.1979 | 0.04593 | 96 | 79 | 15 | 2 |
2133 | It's always neck-and-neck with you. | 1.1979 | 0.04593 | 96 | 79 | 15 | 2 |
2134 | At least we have each other. | 1.1979 | 0.04593 | 96 | 79 | 15 | 2 |
2135 | 'Let's do the twist.' It was an oldie, now it's a tall tale! | 1.1979 | 0.04826 | 96 | 80 | 13 | 3 |
2136 | Didn't your dad say he'd kill me if he caught us necking? | 1.1979 | 0.04593 | 96 | 79 | 15 | 2 |
2137 | I've really missed you too. | 1.1959 | 0.04780 | 97 | 81 | 13 | 3 |
2138 | But I love you the most... | 1.1959 | 0.05000 | 97 | 82 | 11 | 4 |
2139 | Ok, I'll go counterclockwise. | 1.1959 | 0.04051 | 97 | 78 | 19 | 0 |
2140 | I guess we’re in a pre-NECK-ament! | 1.1959 | 0.04550 | 97 | 80 | 15 | 2 |
2141 | I best think we end this entanglement. | 1.1959 | 0.04308 | 97 | 79 | 17 | 1 |
2142 | That's another fine mess you've got us into, Stanley! | 1.1959 | 0.04308 | 97 | 79 | 17 | 1 |
2143 | Codependency is getting us nowhere. | 1.1959 | 0.04780 | 97 | 81 | 13 | 3 |
2144 | I don't know about you, but I'm choked up. | 1.1959 | 0.04550 | 97 | 80 | 15 | 2 |
2145 | In our search for love, it's a wrap! | 1.1959 | 0.05210 | 97 | 83 | 9 | 5 |
2146 | NO..Go left. LEFT.. The OTHER Left | 1.1959 | 0.05000 | 97 | 82 | 11 | 4 |
2147 | I’m not sure how this happened, but I’ve got an idea: righty tighty, lefty loosey. | 1.1935 | 0.04652 | 93 | 77 | 14 | 2 |
2148 | I think we're doing this wrong. | 1.1935 | 0.04652 | 93 | 77 | 14 | 2 |
2149 | I just don't feel right getting married until Zebras can get married. | 1.1935 | 0.04652 | 93 | 77 | 14 | 2 |
2150 | Darn flies! | 1.1935 | 0.05130 | 93 | 79 | 10 | 4 |
2151 | I want a separation. | 1.1935 | 0.04897 | 93 | 78 | 12 | 3 |
2152 | Play it cool. The hyenas are coming. | 1.1935 | 0.04652 | 93 | 77 | 14 | 2 |
2153 | Okay. Now we jump up and we FLY! | 1.1935 | 0.04652 | 93 | 77 | 14 | 2 |
2154 | Ahem, this necking thing isn't my cup of tea, dear. | 1.1935 | 0.05130 | 93 | 79 | 10 | 4 |
2155 | OK, now where are those champaigne flutes? | 1.1935 | 0.05130 | 93 | 79 | 10 | 4 |
2156 | Damn the French! | 1.1935 | 0.04652 | 93 | 77 | 14 | 2 |
2157 | I thought YOU were an expert in necking? | 1.1935 | 0.04652 | 93 | 77 | 14 | 2 |
2158 | Shouldn't we be doing this in the back seat of your father's Chevy? | 1.1935 | 0.04652 | 93 | 77 | 14 | 2 |
2159 | Wait for it!..... | 1.1935 | 0.04897 | 93 | 78 | 12 | 3 |
2160 | I'm actually glad we've stopped at necking. | 1.1935 | 0.04652 | 93 | 77 | 14 | 2 |
2161 | This is the last time we try something you saw on EweTube! | 1.1935 | 0.05130 | 93 | 79 | 10 | 4 |
2162 | DNA is a simple costume idea, but quite painful. | 1.1935 | 0.04652 | 93 | 77 | 14 | 2 |
2163 | This is how the French do it. | 1.1935 | 0.04652 | 93 | 77 | 14 | 2 |
2164 | I'd like to move beyond necking. | 1.1935 | 0.04652 | 93 | 77 | 14 | 2 |
2165 | I’ve always wanted to neck with you, Ms. Modigliani! | 1.1935 | 0.04897 | 93 | 78 | 12 | 3 |
2166 | Perhaps necking isn’t for us. | 1.1935 | 0.05130 | 93 | 79 | 10 | 4 |
2167 | My parents did tell me that any necking would result in serious consequences. | 1.1935 | 0.04652 | 93 | 77 | 14 | 2 |
2168 | This is why I only go necking at night... | 1.1935 | 0.05130 | 93 | 79 | 10 | 4 |
2169 | Time travel? Twister. | 1.1935 | 0.05353 | 93 | 80 | 8 | 5 |
2170 | Hey weird time to ask, but any idea why our feet are vaginas? | 1.1935 | 0.05353 | 93 | 80 | 8 | 5 |
2171 | I thought this is what they meant when they said bonded for life | 1.1935 | 0.05130 | 93 | 79 | 10 | 4 |
2172 | I don't know where you end and I begin. | 1.1935 | 0.04652 | 93 | 77 | 14 | 2 |
2173 | It's called "personal space", Harry. | 1.1935 | 0.04394 | 93 | 76 | 16 | 1 |
2174 | We really need to take time to unwind. | 1.1935 | 0.04394 | 93 | 76 | 16 | 1 |
2175 | I don’t care *what* Dr. Ruth says—this hurts! | 1.1935 | 0.04652 | 93 | 77 | 14 | 2 |
2176 | See? I told you we could do it! | 1.1935 | 0.04394 | 93 | 76 | 16 | 1 |
2177 | I told you necking was fine, but that’s as far as you’re getting. | 1.1935 | 0.05353 | 93 | 80 | 8 | 5 |
2178 | I told you: two giraffes named Helix, in med school would be a problem! | 1.1935 | 0.05130 | 93 | 79 | 10 | 4 |
2179 | Forget foreplay if this your idea of necking. | 1.1935 | 0.05353 | 93 | 80 | 8 | 5 |
2180 | Gaar! Raff , you're always avoiding a kiss on the cheek! | 1.1935 | 0.04394 | 93 | 76 | 16 | 1 |
2181 | You’ve noticed I also have trouble with phone cords. | 1.1935 | 0.04897 | 93 | 78 | 12 | 3 |
2182 | See? This is why I don't like PDA | 1.1935 | 0.04897 | 93 | 78 | 12 | 3 |
2183 | I told you dance classes were a wast of money. | 1.1935 | 0.05130 | 93 | 79 | 10 | 4 |
2184 | So much for entangling alliances! | 1.1935 | 0.04652 | 93 | 77 | 14 | 2 |
2185 | Lefty loosie, Casanova! | 1.1935 | 0.04897 | 93 | 78 | 12 | 3 |
2186 | You're over-thinking things...I swear, it's lefty-loosey for the both of us! | 1.1935 | 0.05130 | 93 | 79 | 10 | 4 |
2187 | Perhaps we shouldn't neck. | 1.1935 | 0.04394 | 93 | 76 | 16 | 1 |
2188 | If we uncoil very quickly, we should fly like a helicopter. | 1.1935 | 0.05130 | 93 | 79 | 10 | 4 |
2189 | On three, ready? Jump high! 1, 2,... | 1.1935 | 0.04652 | 93 | 77 | 14 | 2 |
2190 | In a twist" | 1.1935 | 0.05353 | 93 | 80 | 8 | 5 |
2191 | Think Noah's pranking us? | 1.1935 | 0.05130 | 93 | 79 | 10 | 4 |
2192 | C'mon, your first day of school is exciting. | 1.1935 | 0.04652 | 93 | 77 | 14 | 2 |
2193 | This isn’t what I intended when I asked for a necklace.” | 1.1935 | 0.04652 | 93 | 77 | 14 | 2 |
2194 | And that's how I met your mother. | 1.1935 | 0.04394 | 93 | 76 | 16 | 1 |
2195 | Lefty-loosey! I know!! But which way is left??! | 1.1935 | 0.05353 | 93 | 80 | 8 | 5 |
2196 | My mother warned me about “necking” before I was ready. | 1.1935 | 0.05130 | 93 | 79 | 10 | 4 |
2197 | I think we've become a bit too involved with each other. | 1.1935 | 0.04652 | 93 | 77 | 14 | 2 |
2198 | We'll be fine. Nobody ever comes out here. | 1.1935 | 0.05130 | 93 | 79 | 10 | 4 |
2199 | I knew I shouldn't have gotten tangled up with you! | 1.1935 | 0.04652 | 93 | 77 | 14 | 2 |
2200 | Necking never puts me in the mood. | 1.1935 | 0.05353 | 93 | 80 | 8 | 5 |
2201 | And when we finish, say “namaste” | 1.1935 | 0.04394 | 93 | 76 | 16 | 1 |
2202 | Ring around the Rosie gone awry | 1.1935 | 0.05130 | 93 | 79 | 10 | 4 |
2203 | Have you noticed we have a tendency to get wrapped around the axle? | 1.1935 | 0.04897 | 93 | 78 | 12 | 3 |
2204 | Is that your head or mine? | 1.1935 | 0.04652 | 93 | 77 | 14 | 2 |
2205 | Which one am I? | 1.1935 | 0.04897 | 93 | 78 | 12 | 3 |
2206 | I just don't think we are meant to be together. | 1.1935 | 0.04394 | 93 | 76 | 16 | 1 |
2207 | Well, that took a while. | 1.1935 | 0.04394 | 93 | 76 | 16 | 1 |
2208 | YOU wanted togetherness... | 1.1935 | 0.04652 | 93 | 77 | 14 | 2 |
2209 | Loosen up. | 1.1935 | 0.04394 | 93 | 76 | 16 | 1 |
2210 | Okay - you bat first. | 1.1935 | 0.05353 | 93 | 80 | 8 | 5 |
2211 | I told you that entanglement is only for subatomic particles. | 1.1935 | 0.05130 | 93 | 79 | 10 | 4 |
2212 | I never realized until now that you were half python. | 1.1935 | 0.05353 | 93 | 80 | 8 | 5 |
2213 | My mother warned me about the dangers of necking. | 1.1935 | 0.04652 | 93 | 77 | 14 | 2 |
2214 | I overheard a tourist say neck ties are fancy but I don't see it." | 1.1935 | 0.04652 | 93 | 77 | 14 | 2 |
2215 | On the Enhanced Fujita scale for wildlife, this twister is an EF-3. | 1.1935 | 0.05130 | 93 | 79 | 10 | 4 |
2216 | I think we took a wrong turn. | 1.1935 | 0.04897 | 93 | 78 | 12 | 3 |
2217 | Maybe we should take a moment to unwind a little | 1.1935 | 0.04119 | 93 | 75 | 18 | 0 |
2218 | Who is Chubby Checkers anyway? | 1.1935 | 0.04897 | 93 | 78 | 12 | 3 |
2219 | Is it working? | 1.1935 | 0.04652 | 93 | 77 | 14 | 2 |
2220 | Bert, I wish you’d stay on your side of the bed’ | 1.1935 | 0.04897 | 93 | 78 | 12 | 3 |
2221 | Now counterclockwise. Five, six, seven, eight.... | 1.1935 | 0.05130 | 93 | 79 | 10 | 4 |
2222 | Later, perhaps? We’re a bit tied up right now. | 1.1935 | 0.04394 | 93 | 76 | 16 | 1 |
2223 | Let's twist again, twistin' time is here. | 1.1935 | 0.04652 | 93 | 77 | 14 | 2 |
2224 | I said right HOOF orange! | 1.1935 | 0.04652 | 93 | 77 | 14 | 2 |
2225 | Would you give us a minute | 1.1935 | 0.05353 | 93 | 80 | 8 | 5 |
2226 | This happens after every time we have curly spaghetti fro dinner. | 1.1935 | 0.05130 | 93 | 79 | 10 | 4 |
2227 | Could you help me with my neck-tie? | 1.1935 | 0.04897 | 93 | 78 | 12 | 3 |
2228 | This is the first time I’ve kissed on the first-date! | 1.1935 | 0.05130 | 93 | 79 | 10 | 4 |
2229 | I think we just need to buy a new Twister. | 1.1935 | 0.04394 | 93 | 76 | 16 | 1 |
2230 | I sure do miss Obama! | 1.1935 | 0.04897 | 93 | 78 | 12 | 3 |
2231 | Any closer you'd be me | 1.1935 | 0.05130 | 93 | 79 | 10 | 4 |
2232 | Now we can go on tour as the Twisted Sisters. | 1.1935 | 0.04652 | 93 | 77 | 14 | 2 |
2233 | Ne me quitte pas! Don't leave me! | 1.1935 | 0.04897 | 93 | 78 | 12 | 3 |
2234 | Again, it's lefty loosey, righty tighty. | 1.1935 | 0.05130 | 93 | 79 | 10 | 4 |
2235 | Just kiss me. | 1.1935 | 0.04652 | 93 | 77 | 14 | 2 |
2236 | Boundaries! | 1.1935 | 0.04897 | 93 | 78 | 12 | 3 |
2237 | .. until twist do us part. | 1.1935 | 0.04652 | 93 | 77 | 14 | 2 |
2238 | "Hey, no peeping | 1.1935 | 0.04897 | 93 | 78 | 12 | 3 |
2239 | You kept weaving when I kept saying bob! | 1.1935 | 0.05130 | 93 | 79 | 10 | 4 |
2240 | "We're necking!" "And I didn't even have to use Urban Dictionary to figure it out!" | 1.1935 | 0.04652 | 93 | 77 | 14 | 2 |
2241 | When you said you'd like to get closer, this isn't what I thought you meant. | 1.1935 | 0.04652 | 93 | 77 | 14 | 2 |
2242 | Conscious uncoupling, you say? | 1.1935 | 0.05130 | 93 | 79 | 10 | 4 |
2243 | Does this mean we're going steady? | 1.1935 | 0.04394 | 93 | 76 | 16 | 1 |
2244 | Is this a hug? | 1.1935 | 0.04897 | 93 | 78 | 12 | 3 |
2245 | I swear I was only looking for directions! | 1.1935 | 0.05130 | 93 | 79 | 10 | 4 |
2246 | Hey, they’re neck in neck. | 1.1935 | 0.04897 | 93 | 78 | 12 | 3 |
2247 | You go, no you go, no you. | 1.1935 | 0.05130 | 93 | 79 | 10 | 4 |
2248 | Dude, our secret greeting is getting way out of hand! | 1.1935 | 0.04119 | 93 | 75 | 18 | 0 |
2249 | Now this is a fine mess you’ve got me into! | 1.1935 | 0.04652 | 93 | 77 | 14 | 2 |
2250 | Clear my way. | 1.1935 | 0.04897 | 93 | 78 | 12 | 3 |
2251 | Great! Now I can’t reach the champagne. | 1.1935 | 0.04652 | 93 | 77 | 14 | 2 |
2252 | This isn’t like what I saw on Pornhub | 1.1935 | 0.04652 | 93 | 77 | 14 | 2 |
2253 | I think we've gotten too attached. | 1.1935 | 0.04119 | 93 | 75 | 18 | 0 |
2254 | It seemed like a good idea in "Lady and the Tramp." | 1.1935 | 0.05130 | 93 | 79 | 10 | 4 |
2255 | Just pretend we’re hugging - I see Mom coming. | 1.1935 | 0.04394 | 93 | 76 | 16 | 1 |
2256 | Now you've got both our neckers in a twist! | 1.1935 | 0.04652 | 93 | 77 | 14 | 2 |
2257 | I told you we shouldn't get entangled! | 1.1935 | 0.05130 | 93 | 79 | 10 | 4 |
2258 | That was one helluva Make Out session (optional tag: - -Can you see any hickeys?) | 1.1935 | 0.05130 | 93 | 79 | 10 | 4 |
2259 | French kissing? When was the last time you saw a giraffe native to France? | 1.1935 | 0.04652 | 93 | 77 | 14 | 2 |
2260 | I guess that we will be seeing a lot more of each other. | 1.1935 | 0.04897 | 93 | 78 | 12 | 3 |
2261 | Our relationship has been great at every turn. | 1.1935 | 0.04897 | 93 | 78 | 12 | 3 |
2262 | Are we too codependent? | 1.1935 | 0.05130 | 93 | 79 | 10 | 4 |
2263 | I hate when you check out the other "cows"when you embrace me | 1.1915 | 0.05079 | 94 | 80 | 10 | 4 |
2264 | You sure this is how it's done? | 1.1915 | 0.04607 | 94 | 78 | 14 | 2 |
2265 | This is what happens when you neck on the first date! | 1.1915 | 0.04849 | 94 | 79 | 12 | 3 |
2266 | I won't tell anyone if you don't | 1.1915 | 0.05079 | 94 | 80 | 10 | 4 |
2267 | I told him, “George, it’s not going to work! Our necks aren’t long enough!” “Stretch,” he said! | 1.1915 | 0.04351 | 94 | 77 | 16 | 1 |
2268 | Necking gone wrong. | 1.1915 | 0.05300 | 94 | 81 | 8 | 5 |
2269 | I told you... "Zig don't Zag!" | 1.1915 | 0.05079 | 94 | 80 | 10 | 4 |
2270 | When the game of twister backfires | 1.1915 | 0.04849 | 94 | 79 | 12 | 3 |
2271 | Wait, wait! It's LEFTY loosey! LEFTY loosey! | 1.1915 | 0.04351 | 94 | 77 | 16 | 1 |
2272 | Jeff I told you Boy Scouts wasn't a good idea | 1.1915 | 0.04607 | 94 | 78 | 14 | 2 |
2273 | What happens after the necking, that’s what I want to know. | 1.1915 | 0.04080 | 94 | 76 | 18 | 0 |
2274 | Hey Gerald, I don't think this is what they meant by neck tie... | 1.1915 | 0.04351 | 94 | 77 | 16 | 1 |
2275 | Look, I've had a hard day on the savannah also. Why don't we have ourselves a shot and just unwind? | 1.1915 | 0.04607 | 94 | 78 | 14 | 2 |
2276 | Why doesn’t this happen to other animals? | 1.1915 | 0.04607 | 94 | 78 | 14 | 2 |
2277 | We need dancing lessons. | 1.1915 | 0.04351 | 94 | 77 | 16 | 1 |
2278 | It’s worth it for the tax benefits, trust me. | 1.1915 | 0.04849 | 94 | 79 | 12 | 3 |
2279 | I think that's my parents car ....quick under the bed! | 1.1915 | 0.04849 | 94 | 79 | 12 | 3 |
2280 | I know we have a twisted relationship but we can work it out. | 1.1895 | 0.05030 | 95 | 81 | 10 | 4 |
2281 | I can't believe you stuck your neck out like that for me. | 1.1895 | 0.04563 | 95 | 79 | 14 | 2 |
2282 | Now comes the fun part. Jump! | 1.1889 | 0.04713 | 90 | 75 | 13 | 2 |
2283 | We need to reboot. | 1.1889 | 0.04970 | 90 | 76 | 11 | 3 |
2284 | The first and only time they ever played Twister. | 1.1889 | 0.04970 | 90 | 76 | 11 | 3 |
2285 | I’m pretty sure this isn’t what she meant by "conscious uncoupling." | 1.1889 | 0.04440 | 90 | 74 | 15 | 1 |
2286 | We’ve got to stop meeting like this. | 1.1889 | 0.04440 | 90 | 74 | 15 | 1 |
2287 | We've gotta stop necking. | 1.1889 | 0.04970 | 90 | 76 | 11 | 3 |
2288 | Neckties are so uncomfortable. | 1.1889 | 0.05216 | 90 | 77 | 9 | 4 |
2289 | When the teacher calls your name but there's another person with the name | 1.1889 | 0.04713 | 90 | 75 | 13 | 2 |
2290 | You can let go now. | 1.1889 | 0.04970 | 90 | 76 | 11 | 3 |
2291 | I think we did it wrong. | 1.1889 | 0.04970 | 90 | 76 | 11 | 3 |
2292 | Weave only just begun.......sing with us..... | 1.1889 | 0.04970 | 90 | 76 | 11 | 3 |
2293 | Next time Karen Snake gives you sex tips, say no thanks.... | 1.1889 | 0.04970 | 90 | 76 | 11 | 3 |
2294 | Are you sure this is how you neck? | 1.1889 | 0.04713 | 90 | 75 | 13 | 2 |
2295 | Heavy petting is out of the question. | 1.1889 | 0.04713 | 90 | 75 | 13 | 2 |
2296 | I told you. Just modeling our DNA wouldn't explain the neck thing. | 1.1889 | 0.04440 | 90 | 74 | 15 | 1 |
2297 | I’d heard necking could get one into trouble! | 1.1889 | 0.04970 | 90 | 76 | 11 | 3 |
2298 | I didn't plan to get this wrapped up. | 1.1889 | 0.04713 | 90 | 75 | 13 | 2 |
2299 | Not your left, MY LEFT! | 1.1889 | 0.04713 | 90 | 75 | 13 | 2 |
2300 | Our love is spiraling out of control! | 1.1889 | 0.04970 | 90 | 76 | 11 | 3 |
2301 | "I don't think this is what Chubby Checker meant! | 1.1889 | 0.04440 | 90 | 74 | 15 | 1 |
2302 | Do over! | 1.1889 | 0.04713 | 90 | 75 | 13 | 2 |
2303 | Maybe they are correct about too much inbreeding. | 1.1889 | 0.04713 | 90 | 75 | 13 | 2 |
2304 | Karma Sutra my ass! | 1.1889 | 0.05216 | 90 | 77 | 9 | 4 |
2305 | I'll never have any "me time" now. | 1.1889 | 0.04970 | 90 | 76 | 11 | 3 |
2306 | I was never any good at this foreplay thing. | 1.1889 | 0.04713 | 90 | 75 | 13 | 2 |
2307 | I need a break. We've become too enmeshed with each other. | 1.1889 | 0.04970 | 90 | 76 | 11 | 3 |
2308 | damn... I still have the hiccups. | 1.1889 | 0.04713 | 90 | 75 | 13 | 2 |
2309 | Tangled up in zoo. | 1.1889 | 0.05216 | 90 | 77 | 9 | 4 |
2310 | Do you think Mr. Hemotin will know we didn’t get around to making that DNA model until last night? | 1.1889 | 0.04713 | 90 | 75 | 13 | 2 |
2311 | OK, let’s fight with with horns and hooves instead of necks | 1.1889 | 0.04149 | 90 | 73 | 17 | 0 |
2312 | Really, it's just physical and it's twisted. | 1.1889 | 0.04713 | 90 | 75 | 13 | 2 |
2313 | Yes, dear, I heard about DNA, now what? | 1.1889 | 0.04713 | 90 | 75 | 13 | 2 |
2314 | I told you relationships were complicated. | 1.1889 | 0.04440 | 90 | 74 | 15 | 1 |
2315 | Maybe it’s time for us to wind down a little. | 1.1889 | 0.04713 | 90 | 75 | 13 | 2 |
2316 | I hate it whenever you get python-envy. | 1.1889 | 0.04970 | 90 | 76 | 11 | 3 |
2317 | Next we’ll try a tongue-twister | 1.1889 | 0.04970 | 90 | 76 | 11 | 3 |
2318 | I'm sure this necking thing doesn't lead to promiscuity. | 1.1889 | 0.04440 | 90 | 74 | 15 | 1 |
2319 | Oh it's three kisses where I come from. | 1.1889 | 0.04713 | 90 | 75 | 13 | 2 |
2320 | I said no necking on our first date! | 1.1889 | 0.04970 | 90 | 76 | 11 | 3 |
2321 | That still didn't work. Maybe turn to your RIGHT this time. | 1.1889 | 0.04149 | 90 | 73 | 17 | 0 |
2322 | No, silly, the other left! | 1.1889 | 0.05450 | 90 | 78 | 7 | 5 |
2323 | Marvin, what did you not understand about " the lions are on the left?" | 1.1889 | 0.04440 | 90 | 74 | 15 | 1 |
2324 | so you think this will convince the doubters that Lysenko was right, huh? | 1.1889 | 0.04440 | 90 | 74 | 15 | 1 |
2325 | I don't think our self-made pretzel costume is going to work out for the Halloween party. | 1.1889 | 0.05216 | 90 | 77 | 9 | 4 |
2326 | Baby, I love you ‘’cause you’re so twisted. | 1.1889 | 0.05216 | 90 | 77 | 9 | 4 |
2327 | Maybe necking isn't for us. | 1.1889 | 0.05450 | 90 | 78 | 7 | 5 |
2328 | Can we skip the foreplay for once? | 1.1889 | 0.04713 | 90 | 75 | 13 | 2 |
2329 | I need a little time for myself. | 1.1889 | 0.05216 | 90 | 77 | 9 | 4 |
2330 | Could you not shoot us now please? We're a little tied up." | 1.1889 | 0.04440 | 90 | 74 | 15 | 1 |
2331 | It's obvious we share the same DNA. | 1.1889 | 0.04713 | 90 | 75 | 13 | 2 |
2332 | I said KISS ME, you fool! | 1.1889 | 0.04970 | 90 | 76 | 11 | 3 |
2333 | I'm not sure divorce is an option. | 1.1889 | 0.04970 | 90 | 76 | 11 | 3 |
2334 | A quick kiss on the neck would have fine...but nooo! | 1.1889 | 0.04713 | 90 | 75 | 13 | 2 |
2335 | I didn't think this is what you meant when you said you wanted to get closer. | 1.1889 | 0.04970 | 90 | 76 | 11 | 3 |
2336 | I think I'm gonna' sneeze.... | 1.1889 | 0.04713 | 90 | 75 | 13 | 2 |
2337 | I don't care how erotic it seemed on video, clearly they were faking it, Dave! | 1.1889 | 0.04440 | 90 | 74 | 15 | 1 |
2338 | I told you I'm not a hugger. | 1.1889 | 0.04713 | 90 | 75 | 13 | 2 |
2339 | You know, I always knew we'd be neck and neck in this dancing competition. | 1.1889 | 0.04970 | 90 | 76 | 11 | 3 |
2340 | Are you sure this is how 'Spin the Bottle' is supposed to be played? | 1.1889 | 0.04440 | 90 | 74 | 15 | 1 |
2341 | Why don't we use the satnav like everyone else | 1.1889 | 0.04970 | 90 | 76 | 11 | 3 |
2342 | You just had to play a Chubby Checker dance... | 1.1889 | 0.04440 | 90 | 74 | 15 | 1 |
2343 | I’m still mad at you. | 1.1889 | 0.04713 | 90 | 75 | 13 | 2 |
2344 | Well, if that's what they meant, then they would've called it 'lipping.' | 1.1889 | 0.05216 | 90 | 77 | 9 | 4 |
2345 | I'm never getting on another ark! | 1.1889 | 0.04713 | 90 | 75 | 13 | 2 |
2346 | That's great! Now let's try RNA. | 1.1889 | 0.05216 | 90 | 77 | 9 | 4 |
2347 | When you said your name was 'Caduceus' I wasn't sure what you meant. | 1.1889 | 0.05450 | 90 | 78 | 7 | 5 |
2348 | Thanks for your help, but I'll just go see my chiropractor. | 1.1889 | 0.04970 | 90 | 76 | 11 | 3 |
2349 | I don't think I'm into French kissing | 1.1889 | 0.05216 | 90 | 77 | 9 | 4 |
2350 | Coming as DNA for halloween is not a good idea. | 1.1889 | 0.05216 | 90 | 77 | 9 | 4 |
2351 | NASCAR? Never again! | 1.1889 | 0.04970 | 90 | 76 | 11 | 3 |
2352 | I beg to differ. This is NOT a yoga position OR a Kama Sutra position. It's just a stupid position. | 1.1889 | 0.04713 | 90 | 75 | 13 | 2 |
2353 | This may be a controversial statement among humans, but yoga is idiotic. | 1.1889 | 0.04970 | 90 | 76 | 11 | 3 |
2354 | Ginger: I told you Fred, it goes cheek to cheek, not this way ! | 1.1889 | 0.04713 | 90 | 75 | 13 | 2 |
2355 | My therapist told me to be full-throated. | 1.1889 | 0.04970 | 90 | 76 | 11 | 3 |
2356 | Till death do us part. | 1.1889 | 0.04713 | 90 | 75 | 13 | 2 |
2357 | Humans don't know what real necking is." | 1.1889 | 0.04970 | 90 | 76 | 11 | 3 |
2358 | Necking isn’t for us. | 1.1889 | 0.04440 | 90 | 74 | 15 | 1 |
2359 | Is this your idea of an Instagrammable moment? | 1.1889 | 0.04713 | 90 | 75 | 13 | 2 |
2360 | We did just right, now we match? | 1.1889 | 0.04970 | 90 | 76 | 11 | 3 |
2361 | Maybe my parents won’t notice. | 1.1889 | 0.04970 | 90 | 76 | 11 | 3 |
2362 | This relationship is getting suffocating. | 1.1889 | 0.04970 | 90 | 76 | 11 | 3 |
2363 | Who knew that necking could be life threatening | 1.1889 | 0.04970 | 90 | 76 | 11 | 3 |
2364 | Which tail is mine ? | 1.1889 | 0.04713 | 90 | 75 | 13 | 2 |
2365 | My Left. Your Right. This is why we are almost extinct. | 1.1889 | 0.05216 | 90 | 77 | 9 | 4 |
2366 | Our DNA is our destiny. | 1.1889 | 0.04440 | 90 | 74 | 15 | 1 |
2367 | Are you sure this is what reticulated means? | 1.1889 | 0.04149 | 90 | 73 | 17 | 0 |
2368 | Narrator: "The Giraffe, or Giraffa Camelopardalis, evolved with longer necks to reach the leaves atop trees..." | 1.1889 | 0.04440 | 90 | 74 | 15 | 1 |
2369 | No Jeffery! Toy-r-Us wouldn't find Siamese twins appealing. | 1.1889 | 0.04440 | 90 | 74 | 15 | 1 |
2370 | Do you really love me or is this just more necking? | 1.1889 | 0.04713 | 90 | 75 | 13 | 2 |
2371 | This is the last time we are going to play twister! | 1.1889 | 0.04713 | 90 | 75 | 13 | 2 |
2372 | Now where’s that bunny you were talking about? | 1.1889 | 0.04713 | 90 | 75 | 13 | 2 |
2373 | The category is: It Takes Two to Tangle!” | 1.1889 | 0.04713 | 90 | 75 | 13 | 2 |
2374 | Uh-oh. I think we're spotted. | 1.1889 | 0.04713 | 90 | 75 | 13 | 2 |
2375 | I just wanted to dance! | 1.1889 | 0.04713 | 90 | 75 | 13 | 2 |
2376 | This type of foreplay doesn't put me in the mood. | 1.1889 | 0.05216 | 90 | 77 | 9 | 4 |
2377 | Not saying you're codependent... but maybe it's time we talked about boundaries? | 1.1889 | 0.04440 | 90 | 74 | 15 | 1 |
2378 | When the music starts, just tap your feet. | 1.1889 | 0.05674 | 90 | 79 | 5 | 6 |
2379 | Remember, our safe word is TIPPYTOE. | 1.1889 | 0.04713 | 90 | 75 | 13 | 2 |
2380 | Clearly, hugs are not always better than drugs. | 1.1889 | 0.04713 | 90 | 75 | 13 | 2 |
2381 | My parents were right. They said this would happen if I ever necked before marriage. | 1.1889 | 0.04713 | 90 | 75 | 13 | 2 |
2382 | OK, necking doesn't work. You want to try petting? | 1.1889 | 0.05216 | 90 | 77 | 9 | 4 |
2383 | You call this foreplay? | 1.1889 | 0.04713 | 90 | 75 | 13 | 2 |
2384 | Well, shake it up, baby! Twist and shout! | 1.1889 | 0.04970 | 90 | 76 | 11 | 3 |
2385 | I said, YOU go RIGHT and I go LEFT. | 1.1889 | 0.04713 | 90 | 75 | 13 | 2 |
2386 | We have got to stop seeing each other like this. | 1.1889 | 0.04713 | 90 | 75 | 13 | 2 |
2387 | This is ridiculous. The nearest tree is a mile away. | 1.1889 | 0.04713 | 90 | 75 | 13 | 2 |
2388 | No matter what dance we start out with, we always end up doing the twist. | 1.1889 | 0.04713 | 90 | 75 | 13 | 2 |
2389 | I'm guessing there's something more to this idea of necking... | 1.1889 | 0.04149 | 90 | 73 | 17 | 0 |
2390 | This is another fine mess you've gotten me into. | 1.1889 | 0.04713 | 90 | 75 | 13 | 2 |
2391 | This isn’t what I thought you meant when you asked if I wanted to try the “double helix” move tonight. | 1.1889 | 0.04440 | 90 | 74 | 15 | 1 |
2392 | Necking wasn't a good idea. | 1.1889 | 0.04713 | 90 | 75 | 13 | 2 |
2393 | OK. Now I'll point to a leg, and you try to move it. | 1.1889 | 0.04713 | 90 | 75 | 13 | 2 |
2394 | a little to the left - it's still itchy. | 1.1889 | 0.04440 | 90 | 74 | 15 | 1 |
2395 | I think your idea of necking has gone too far! | 1.1889 | 0.04713 | 90 | 75 | 13 | 2 |
2396 | Funny, I also identify as a snake. | 1.1889 | 0.04713 | 90 | 75 | 13 | 2 |
2397 | Our mothers warned us about cousins marrying. | 1.1889 | 0.04713 | 90 | 75 | 13 | 2 |
2398 | I don't think that this is how the Tango works. | 1.1889 | 0.04440 | 90 | 74 | 15 | 1 |
2399 | Hell Doris, you sure you got this necking thing right? | 1.1889 | 0.04440 | 90 | 74 | 15 | 1 |
2400 | I think "necking" is over-rated | 1.1889 | 0.04440 | 90 | 74 | 15 | 1 |
2401 | I tried to warn you about pretzels, but Nooooo. | 1.1889 | 0.04440 | 90 | 74 | 15 | 1 |
2402 | I don’t think we should look around so much . | 1.1889 | 0.04713 | 90 | 75 | 13 | 2 |
2403 | This whole necking thing is really twisted! | 1.1889 | 0.05450 | 90 | 78 | 7 | 5 |
2404 | I'm straight. You? | 1.1889 | 0.04440 | 90 | 74 | 15 | 1 |
2405 | No, nothing by Chubby Checker is going to be "our song'". | 1.1889 | 0.04713 | 90 | 75 | 13 | 2 |
2406 | I don't think this is the way Chubby Checker did the Twist. | 1.1889 | 0.04713 | 90 | 75 | 13 | 2 |
2407 | Twist me like a licorice stick, all night long, bae | 1.1889 | 0.04713 | 90 | 75 | 13 | 2 |
2408 | Chubby Checker would love this!" | 1.1889 | 0.04713 | 90 | 75 | 13 | 2 |
2409 | Talk about long necking! | 1.1889 | 0.04970 | 90 | 76 | 11 | 3 |
2410 | We're too wrapped up with each other. | 1.1889 | 0.04713 | 90 | 75 | 13 | 2 |
2411 | We need to find a safe place to unwind... | 1.1889 | 0.04970 | 90 | 76 | 11 | 3 |
2412 | This "necking" is getting out of hand. | 1.1889 | 0.04713 | 90 | 75 | 13 | 2 |
2413 | Call it a tie? | 1.1889 | 0.04713 | 90 | 75 | 13 | 2 |
2414 | Okay, change of plans. Let’s switch to zone defense. | 1.1889 | 0.04713 | 90 | 75 | 13 | 2 |
2415 | Are you sure Chubby Checker said to is how to do the twist? | 1.1889 | 0.04970 | 90 | 76 | 11 | 3 |
2416 | I know it looks like it but I'm not sure this is how you make new DNA | 1.1889 | 0.04970 | 90 | 76 | 11 | 3 |
2417 | If I told you once I told you three times to,"look the other way"! | 1.1889 | 0.04970 | 90 | 76 | 11 | 3 |
2418 | I bet if we put our heads together we can find other ways to look after each other. | 1.1889 | 0.04970 | 90 | 76 | 11 | 3 |
2419 | I told you I should have gone first! | 1.1889 | 0.04970 | 90 | 76 | 11 | 3 |
2420 | Sometimes I just want to wring your neck! | 1.1889 | 0.04713 | 90 | 75 | 13 | 2 |
2421 | It's a double helix. | 1.1889 | 0.04440 | 90 | 74 | 15 | 1 |
2422 | We really need to unwind. | 1.1889 | 0.04440 | 90 | 74 | 15 | 1 |
2423 | It's not you. It's me. I need my space. | 1.1889 | 0.04440 | 90 | 74 | 15 | 1 |
2424 | This is exactly what I'm talking about, Bob. You're just way too needy. | 1.1889 | 0.04713 | 90 | 75 | 13 | 2 |
2425 | Love it when you get kinky. | 1.1889 | 0.04713 | 90 | 75 | 13 | 2 |
2426 | Talk about a tongue-twister | 1.1889 | 0.04440 | 90 | 74 | 15 | 1 |
2427 | Where's the hornet now? | 1.1889 | 0.04970 | 90 | 76 | 11 | 3 |
2428 | Hold on Lester, I don't think this is how the DNA test is supposed to work. | 1.1889 | 0.05216 | 90 | 77 | 9 | 4 |
2429 | I just worry that we'll grow apart someday. | 1.1889 | 0.04970 | 90 | 76 | 11 | 3 |
2430 | This is what happens when we both go right. | 1.1889 | 0.04713 | 90 | 75 | 13 | 2 |
2431 | Wasn't one of our necks supposed to open to accept the other neck? | 1.1889 | 0.04970 | 90 | 76 | 11 | 3 |
2432 | Are you sure the instructor said 'It takes two to tangle? | 1.1889 | 0.04440 | 90 | 74 | 15 | 1 |
2433 | Giraffe hugs can be complicated. | 1.1889 | 0.04713 | 90 | 75 | 13 | 2 |
2434 | My wife will kill me if she sees this. | 1.1889 | 0.04440 | 90 | 74 | 15 | 1 |
2435 | By the way, we got a callback from the petting zoo. | 1.1889 | 0.04970 | 90 | 76 | 11 | 3 |
2436 | I think I started out clockwise, how about you ? | 1.1889 | 0.04440 | 90 | 74 | 15 | 1 |
2437 | Are you sure this new game Twister is played like this? | 1.1889 | 0.05216 | 90 | 77 | 9 | 4 |
2438 | We have to try again, we were supposed to be facing each other. | 1.1889 | 0.04713 | 90 | 75 | 13 | 2 |
2439 | A New Twist! | 1.1889 | 0.05216 | 90 | 77 | 9 | 4 |
2440 | Do you even Get the concept of Go Counterclockwise? | 1.1889 | 0.04149 | 90 | 73 | 17 | 0 |
2441 | Somewhere I’ve got something caught in my throat. | 1.1889 | 0.04970 | 90 | 76 | 11 | 3 |
2442 | Uh-oh, it's my father. | 1.1889 | 0.05216 | 90 | 77 | 9 | 4 |
2443 | I could go for a pretzel - you? | 1.1889 | 0.04440 | 90 | 74 | 15 | 1 |
2444 | Alright, Alright, I won't leave you. | 1.1889 | 0.04713 | 90 | 75 | 13 | 2 |
2445 | I told you there was something wrong with that new hair curler. | 1.1889 | 0.04970 | 90 | 76 | 11 | 3 |
2446 | I guess our first kiss will have to wait. | 1.1889 | 0.04713 | 90 | 75 | 13 | 2 |
2447 | I thought you were going that way! | 1.1889 | 0.04440 | 90 | 74 | 15 | 1 |
2448 | You turn to the left, I'll turn to the right" | 1.1889 | 0.04713 | 90 | 75 | 13 | 2 |
2449 | Ya see what neckin' can lead to? | 1.1889 | 0.04713 | 90 | 75 | 13 | 2 |
2450 | I don't know where you start and I end. | 1.1889 | 0.04440 | 90 | 74 | 15 | 1 |
2451 | I don't understand why our therapist says we are enmeshed. | 1.1889 | 0.04713 | 90 | 75 | 13 | 2 |
2452 | I always knew that we had a twisted relationship! | 1.1889 | 0.04713 | 90 | 75 | 13 | 2 |
2453 | I'm really not sure, but if that's your ass I'm looking at, you're getting a little fat. | 1.1889 | 0.04970 | 90 | 76 | 11 | 3 |
2454 | I'm not really looking for something serious right now. | 1.1889 | 0.04713 | 90 | 75 | 13 | 2 |
2455 | Maybe we need better boundaries. | 1.1889 | 0.04970 | 90 | 76 | 11 | 3 |
2456 | I thought we were just necking. I'm not ready to tie the knot! | 1.1889 | 0.04440 | 90 | 74 | 15 | 1 |
2457 | . . . and why do you keep insisting it's that way! | 1.1889 | 0.05216 | 90 | 77 | 9 | 4 |
2458 | This necking isn't at all what I expected. | 1.1889 | 0.05216 | 90 | 77 | 9 | 4 |
2459 | That's a wrap! | 1.1889 | 0.04440 | 90 | 74 | 15 | 1 |
2460 | I told you we should use the Twister mat! | 1.1889 | 0.04713 | 90 | 75 | 13 | 2 |
2461 | I usually don't neck on the first date. | 1.1889 | 0.04713 | 90 | 75 | 13 | 2 |
2462 | Next time let's just hug. | 1.1889 | 0.04713 | 90 | 75 | 13 | 2 |
2463 | We're neck and neck, literally. | 1.1889 | 0.04440 | 90 | 74 | 15 | 1 |
2464 | Count me out if this is tying the knot | 1.1889 | 0.04713 | 90 | 75 | 13 | 2 |
2465 | Looks like we should tie the knot! | 1.1889 | 0.04713 | 90 | 75 | 13 | 2 |
2466 | There must be a page missing in our sex education manual. | 1.1889 | 0.04713 | 90 | 75 | 13 | 2 |
2467 | They warned me about necking––and they were right! | 1.1889 | 0.04713 | 90 | 75 | 13 | 2 |
2468 | You call this 'cuddling' ? | 1.1889 | 0.04713 | 90 | 75 | 13 | 2 |
2469 | Now look what you've done! Guess we'll just have to twist in the wind. | 1.1889 | 0.04713 | 90 | 75 | 13 | 2 |
2470 | What do you think Darwin would say about this? | 1.1889 | 0.04713 | 90 | 75 | 13 | 2 |
2471 | They're going to know we've been knecking. | 1.1889 | 0.04713 | 90 | 75 | 13 | 2 |
2472 | Mom warned me you're a spin doctor | 1.1889 | 0.04970 | 90 | 76 | 11 | 3 |
2473 | Is this what she meant when she said 'co-dependent?' | 1.1889 | 0.04970 | 90 | 76 | 11 | 3 |
2474 | When I suggessted, "Let's do the Twist", Slim, this is not what I had in mind. | 1.1889 | 0.04970 | 90 | 76 | 11 | 3 |
2475 | This is the last time we eat vines from the same tree. | 1.1889 | 0.04713 | 90 | 75 | 13 | 2 |
2476 | I don't want another tangled relationship | 1.1889 | 0.05674 | 90 | 79 | 5 | 6 |
2477 | I guess we’ve found ourselves in somewhat of a twisted situation. | 1.1889 | 0.04713 | 90 | 75 | 13 | 2 |
2478 | That Kama Sutra Book is Nothing But Trouble! | 1.1889 | 0.04970 | 90 | 76 | 11 | 3 |
2479 | Are you sure this is how to do the tango? | 1.1889 | 0.04713 | 90 | 75 | 13 | 2 |
2480 | Are you sure this is how they hug in other countries? | 1.1889 | 0.04440 | 90 | 74 | 15 | 1 |
2481 | I know you said if we wanted a baby we needed to be close, but I think we're doing it wrong. | 1.1889 | 0.05216 | 90 | 77 | 9 | 4 |
2482 | 'Neck and neck' might be fair but really not practical. | 1.1889 | 0.04440 | 90 | 74 | 15 | 1 |
2483 | I hardly know whether I'm coming or going. | 1.1889 | 0.04713 | 90 | 75 | 13 | 2 |
2484 | I hope that our parents don't catch us necking. | 1.1889 | 0.04713 | 90 | 75 | 13 | 2 |
2485 | You sure this is going to fix my back problems? | 1.1889 | 0.04713 | 90 | 75 | 13 | 2 |
2486 | This is why giraffes don't dance the twist. | 1.1889 | 0.05216 | 90 | 77 | 9 | 4 |
2487 | Yes, the Lions seem to be circling. | 1.1889 | 0.04440 | 90 | 74 | 15 | 1 |
2488 | And this is why you don't rubberneck. | 1.1889 | 0.04970 | 90 | 76 | 11 | 3 |
2489 | Geesh Ralph did you even see what’s in my eye? | 1.1868 | 0.04665 | 91 | 76 | 13 | 2 |
2490 | I truly hate the mambo. | 1.1868 | 0.04108 | 91 | 74 | 17 | 0 |
2491 | To your left... No to your left | 1.1868 | 0.04396 | 91 | 75 | 15 | 1 |
2492 | Where’d you say you studied yoga again? | 1.1868 | 0.04665 | 91 | 76 | 13 | 2 |
2493 | No, I said MY left. | 1.1868 | 0.04665 | 91 | 76 | 13 | 2 |
2494 | I know you were raised by a python--but you're NOT a python. | 1.1868 | 0.04665 | 91 | 76 | 13 | 2 |
2495 | Ever think that we're not conjoined twins? | 1.1868 | 0.05615 | 91 | 80 | 5 | 6 |
2496 | How about we take a vacation to unwind? | 1.1868 | 0.04396 | 91 | 75 | 15 | 1 |
2497 | Whoever thought up this drawing makes me seriously question humans. P. Pier New York, New York | 1.1868 | 0.04665 | 91 | 76 | 13 | 2 |
2498 | Left! No, Right! Not that way—your other left! You dummy, we’ll never spot any leopards if you can’t follow directions! | 1.1868 | 0.04920 | 91 | 77 | 11 | 3 |
2499 | They were right, we can't chew cud and walk at the same time.' | 1.1868 | 0.04920 | 91 | 77 | 11 | 3 |
2500 | When I said I wanted a necktie, this is not what I meant. | 1.1868 | 0.04396 | 91 | 75 | 15 | 1 |
2501 | This neck massage is far better than those physiotherapy sessions. | 1.1868 | 0.04396 | 91 | 75 | 15 | 1 |
2502 | You remember, Henry: Righty-tighty, lefty-loosey! | 1.1868 | 0.04920 | 91 | 77 | 11 | 3 |
2503 | Is the cheetah circling us again? | 1.1868 | 0.04396 | 91 | 75 | 15 | 1 |
2504 | Tell me again why humans say two heads are better than one. | 1.1868 | 0.04665 | 91 | 76 | 13 | 2 |
2505 | Can you remember what we used to do after we did this? | 1.1868 | 0.04665 | 91 | 76 | 13 | 2 |
2506 | The lions installed a ceiling fan in their den and you just had to have one. | 1.1868 | 0.04665 | 91 | 76 | 13 | 2 |
2507 | I don't think I am comfortable doing something so twisted. | 1.1868 | 0.04665 | 91 | 76 | 13 | 2 |
2508 | I told you that we should just be friends and not get tied up together. | 1.1868 | 0.04396 | 91 | 75 | 15 | 1 |
2509 | I, cough cough, love you, too. | 1.1848 | 0.04619 | 92 | 77 | 13 | 2 |
2510 | This is what happens when I ask my wife to tie my neck tie. | 1.1848 | 0.04870 | 92 | 78 | 11 | 3 |
2511 | I don't think anyone will believe we're a two-headed giraffe. | 1.1818 | 0.04994 | 88 | 75 | 10 | 3 |
2512 | Did you get the fly? | 1.1818 | 0.04725 | 88 | 74 | 12 | 2 |
2513 | You must stop downloading those porn flicks. | 1.1818 | 0.04725 | 88 | 74 | 12 | 2 |
2514 | Agreed... straight line micro-bursts are rare on the Serengeti. | 1.1818 | 0.04135 | 88 | 72 | 16 | 0 |
2515 | I said I need my neck aligned, not entwined. | 1.1818 | 0.04994 | 88 | 75 | 10 | 3 |
2516 | Keep looking around | 1.1818 | 0.04725 | 88 | 74 | 12 | 2 |
2517 | See, Gerry...this is what happens when hugs invade someone's personal space. | 1.1818 | 0.05249 | 88 | 76 | 8 | 4 |
2518 | I have nothing to say to you! | 1.1818 | 0.04725 | 88 | 74 | 12 | 2 |
2519 | We can't keep meeting like this. | 1.1818 | 0.04440 | 88 | 73 | 14 | 1 |
2520 | Don’t you think this ‘fear of heights’ thing is getting ridiculous? | 1.1818 | 0.04994 | 88 | 75 | 10 | 3 |
2521 | This isn’t the kind of necking I had in mind..... | 1.1818 | 0.04725 | 88 | 74 | 12 | 2 |
2522 | I am not sure that going to the costume party as the double helix is a good idea. | 1.1818 | 0.04135 | 88 | 72 | 16 | 0 |
2523 | Very nice of you to indulge my inner boa. | 1.1818 | 0.04725 | 88 | 74 | 12 | 2 |
2524 | Going my way?" - Rick Cohe | 1.1818 | 0.04725 | 88 | 74 | 12 | 2 |
2525 | You know I’m beginning to doubt this whole ‘survival of the fittest’ thing. | 1.1818 | 0.04725 | 88 | 74 | 12 | 2 |
2526 | Could this be love? | 1.1818 | 0.04725 | 88 | 74 | 12 | 2 |
2527 | Next time, just a quick peck on the cheek | 1.1807 | 0.04249 | 83 | 68 | 15 | 0 |
2528 | I said “breathe” not “braid”! | 1.1798 | 0.04676 | 89 | 75 | 12 | 2 |
2529 | This is twisted! | 1.1765 | 0.04786 | 85 | 72 | 11 | 2 |
2530 | Does your neck still itch? | 1.1765 | 0.04159 | 85 | 70 | 15 | 0 |
2531 | No, I said counterclockwise. | 1.1765 | 0.05070 | 85 | 73 | 9 | 3 |
2532 | Do you think this will become as popular as goat yoga? | 1.1765 | 0.05070 | 85 | 73 | 9 | 3 |
2533 | I'm not that fond of necking. | 1.1765 | 0.05070 | 85 | 73 | 9 | 3 |
2534 | What do you mean you want a divorce? | 1.1765 | 0.04786 | 85 | 72 | 11 | 2 |
2535 | Is that my butt or is that yours? | 1.1765 | 0.05339 | 85 | 74 | 7 | 4 |
2536 | Now, where were we? | 1.1765 | 0.04786 | 85 | 72 | 11 | 2 |
2537 | What fresh hell is this?! | 1.1765 | 0.04484 | 85 | 71 | 13 | 1 |
2538 | Necking is so awkward for us, Stanley! | 1.1765 | 0.04484 | 85 | 71 | 13 | 1 |
2539 | Here's looking at one of us, kid. | 1.1765 | 0.04786 | 85 | 72 | 11 | 2 |
2540 | What am I looking at? | 1.1765 | 0.04786 | 85 | 72 | 11 | 2 |
2541 | Maybe Twister was a bad idea on a first date. | 1.1765 | 0.04786 | 85 | 72 | 11 | 2 |
2542 | I really don't think this is part of intelligent design. | 1.1765 | 0.04786 | 85 | 72 | 11 | 2 |
2543 | You're the one who wanted a Jewish wedding... | 1.1765 | 0.04786 | 85 | 72 | 11 | 2 |
2544 | And you were nervous our date would leave you tongue tied... | 1.1765 | 0.04484 | 85 | 71 | 13 | 1 |
2545 | Enough with the necking. Let's go to my place. | 1.1765 | 0.04786 | 85 | 72 | 11 | 2 |
2546 | Let's not watch any more roller derby. | 1.1765 | 0.04786 | 85 | 72 | 11 | 2 |
2547 | Now right foot yellow. | 1.1765 | 0.05339 | 85 | 74 | 7 | 4 |
2548 | Where again did you hear about this thing called necking? | 1.1765 | 0.04786 | 85 | 72 | 11 | 2 |
2549 | And now, a reverse do-si-do. | 1.1765 | 0.04484 | 85 | 71 | 13 | 1 |
2550 | Hope you're not counting on getting that merit badge. | 1.1765 | 0.04786 | 85 | 72 | 11 | 2 |
2551 | I told you, we were too old to play Twister, didn’t I | 1.1765 | 0.04786 | 85 | 72 | 11 | 2 |
2552 | Righty, tighty - lefty, loosey. | 1.1765 | 0.04484 | 85 | 71 | 13 | 1 |
2553 | when molecular biologists and zoologists play charades... | 1.1765 | 0.05070 | 85 | 73 | 9 | 3 |
2554 | I thought you said you knew how to salsa! | 1.1765 | 0.05339 | 85 | 74 | 7 | 4 |
2555 | Fix it ? I can't even untangle my ear buds | 1.1765 | 0.04484 | 85 | 71 | 13 | 1 |
2556 | Chubby Checker eat your heart out. | 1.1765 | 0.04786 | 85 | 72 | 11 | 2 |
2557 | Great for bonding, but not desert adaptive. | 1.1765 | 0.04484 | 85 | 71 | 13 | 1 |
2558 | No one can see us now! | 1.1765 | 0.05070 | 85 | 73 | 9 | 3 |
2559 | No no no, I said you go left and I go right! | 1.1765 | 0.04484 | 85 | 71 | 13 | 1 |
2560 | We are in a bit of a twist. | 1.1765 | 0.04484 | 85 | 71 | 13 | 1 |
2561 | I forgot the safe word! | 1.1765 | 0.04484 | 85 | 71 | 13 | 1 |
2562 | Sorry, Geoff. Couples yoga isn't for me. | 1.1765 | 0.04786 | 85 | 72 | 11 | 2 |
2563 | my mother told us not to tie the knot! | 1.1765 | 0.04786 | 85 | 72 | 11 | 2 |
2564 | Let's just stick with the two-step. | 1.1765 | 0.04159 | 85 | 70 | 15 | 0 |
2565 | It's called 'stress'. Now we unwind. | 1.1765 | 0.04159 | 85 | 70 | 15 | 0 |
2566 | Honey, I don't think this is how we dance the twist. | 1.1765 | 0.04786 | 85 | 72 | 11 | 2 |
2567 | Are you sure it was “one head is better than two”? | 1.1765 | 0.04484 | 85 | 71 | 13 | 1 |
2568 | You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say can be used against you in court. You have the right to have a lawyer with you during questioning. If you cannot afford a lawyer, one will be appointed for you before any questioning if you wish. | 1.1765 | 0.05595 | 85 | 75 | 5 | 5 |
2569 | Could we just swat him next time? | 1.1765 | 0.05070 | 85 | 73 | 9 | 3 |
2570 | Thanks, but I'm not Russ. | 1.1765 | 0.04786 | 85 | 72 | 11 | 2 |
2571 | Now we know why vultures circle overhead. Also, we're doomed. | 1.1765 | 0.05070 | 85 | 73 | 9 | 3 |
2572 | Let’s talk about boundaries. | 1.1765 | 0.04786 | 85 | 72 | 11 | 2 |
2573 | Necking is OK, but nothing else. | 1.1765 | 0.05070 | 85 | 73 | 9 | 3 |
2574 | Why? It must be in our DNA. | 1.1765 | 0.05339 | 85 | 74 | 7 | 4 |
2575 | Watson, do you feel a Crick in your neck, too? | 1.1765 | 0.04786 | 85 | 72 | 11 | 2 |
2576 | In 2019, even necking is twisted. | 1.1765 | 0.05339 | 85 | 74 | 7 | 4 |
2577 | No. I said, 'Look at that jaguar circling counter-clockwise.' | 1.1765 | 0.04786 | 85 | 72 | 11 | 2 |
2578 | Hey Humans! Haven't you seen a couple necking before? | 1.1765 | 0.04786 | 85 | 72 | 11 | 2 |
2579 | It's a good thing we're not zebras; people would be showing up to get their hair cut. | 1.1765 | 0.04786 | 85 | 72 | 11 | 2 |
2580 | Can you tell I love you? | 1.1765 | 0.05070 | 85 | 73 | 9 | 3 |
2581 | I assumed we’d be really good at ‘necking’. | 1.1765 | 0.04786 | 85 | 72 | 11 | 2 |
2582 | i don't think we're quantum enough to get this entangled. | 1.1765 | 0.04159 | 85 | 70 | 15 | 0 |
2583 | Okay, I admit our relationship has become somewhat twisted. | 1.1765 | 0.04484 | 85 | 71 | 13 | 1 |
2584 | I said don't move while I'm trying to fix your earring, Karen | 1.1765 | 0.04786 | 85 | 72 | 11 | 2 |
2585 | Topiary? I thought you said you were Toby. | 1.1765 | 0.04786 | 85 | 72 | 11 | 2 |
2586 | Tomorrow night, it's my turn to be little spoon. | 1.1765 | 0.05339 | 85 | 74 | 7 | 4 |
2587 | OK...yodel! | 1.1765 | 0.04786 | 85 | 72 | 11 | 2 |
2588 | okay....this time you go to the right, and i'll go to the left | 1.1765 | 0.04484 | 85 | 71 | 13 | 1 |
2589 | No, I asked you if you wanted to Tango. | 1.1765 | 0.04484 | 85 | 71 | 13 | 1 |
2590 | We're SO twisted. | 1.1765 | 0.04786 | 85 | 72 | 11 | 2 |
2591 | This is what separates us from the zebras. | 1.1765 | 0.04786 | 85 | 72 | 11 | 2 |
2592 | WHAT IS IT ABOUT 'NO' YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND? | 1.1765 | 0.04786 | 85 | 72 | 11 | 2 |
2593 | Now how are we supposed to shout? | 1.1765 | 0.04786 | 85 | 72 | 11 | 2 |
2594 | No, I'm taller. | 1.1765 | 0.04484 | 85 | 71 | 13 | 1 |
2595 | So this is what, ‘Netflix and chill’ means? | 1.1765 | 0.04786 | 85 | 72 | 11 | 2 |
2596 | WOW! So this is how you do the twist. | 1.1765 | 0.05339 | 85 | 74 | 7 | 4 |
2597 | Did I just give you a hickey? | 1.1765 | 0.04786 | 85 | 72 | 11 | 2 |
2598 | I told you to swing to the right! | 1.1765 | 0.04484 | 85 | 71 | 13 | 1 |
2599 | Spiraling love leads to entanglement disaster | 1.1765 | 0.04786 | 85 | 72 | 11 | 2 |
2600 | Something tells me we are doing this necking thing incorrectly | 1.1765 | 0.04786 | 85 | 72 | 11 | 2 |
2601 | We should never have listened to that god damned Chubby Checker! | 1.1765 | 0.05070 | 85 | 73 | 9 | 3 |
2602 | Ooh! I found my missing sock! | 1.1765 | 0.04484 | 85 | 71 | 13 | 1 |
2603 | We really need to relax and unwind.” | 1.1765 | 0.04159 | 85 | 70 | 15 | 0 |
2604 | No, I don't think this is what necking is | 1.1765 | 0.04786 | 85 | 72 | 11 | 2 |
2605 | I'm not sure that two heads really are better than one. | 1.1765 | 0.04484 | 85 | 71 | 13 | 1 |
2606 | I thought salsa was more in the hips. | 1.1765 | 0.04484 | 85 | 71 | 13 | 1 |
2607 | O.K. So I’m dating Thelma . You don’t have to get so bent out of shape over it . | 1.1765 | 0.04484 | 85 | 71 | 13 | 1 |
2608 | That's the last time we share a straw! | 1.1765 | 0.04484 | 85 | 71 | 13 | 1 |
2609 | Where’s my watch ? | 1.1765 | 0.05339 | 85 | 74 | 7 | 4 |
2610 | Maybe we should rethink the 'highest leaf' ' bet... | 1.1765 | 0.04786 | 85 | 72 | 11 | 2 |
2611 | From your neck to Darwin's ears. | 1.1765 | 0.05070 | 85 | 73 | 9 | 3 |
2612 | I love necking with you, Honey! | 1.1765 | 0.04786 | 85 | 72 | 11 | 2 |
2613 | They just improved our protected status, and now this! | 1.1744 | 0.04734 | 86 | 73 | 11 | 2 |
2614 | No, YOU untwist first. | 1.1744 | 0.04734 | 86 | 73 | 11 | 2 |
2615 | My mother warned me about necking. | 1.1744 | 0.04734 | 86 | 73 | 11 | 2 |
2616 | You Really Have a Hold on Me! | 1.1744 | 0.04734 | 86 | 73 | 11 | 2 |
2617 | I said to go LEFT, Karl... | 1.1744 | 0.04734 | 86 | 73 | 11 | 2 |
2618 | I like you, but not this much! | 1.1744 | 0.04436 | 86 | 72 | 13 | 1 |
2619 | I just have this gut feeling that we can avoid surgery here | 1.1744 | 0.04734 | 86 | 73 | 11 | 2 |
2620 | No, I said I wanted to EAT a pretzel | 1.1744 | 0.04734 | 86 | 73 | 11 | 2 |
2621 | Let's not knot. | 1.1744 | 0.04734 | 86 | 73 | 11 | 2 |
2622 | Now THIS is a meet-cute. | 1.1744 | 0.04734 | 86 | 73 | 11 | 2 |
2623 | I think this is from the short neck Kama Sutra. | 1.1744 | 0.05015 | 86 | 74 | 9 | 3 |
2624 | Rewind the video so we can see this part again. I'm not sure we've done this right. | 1.1744 | 0.05015 | 86 | 74 | 9 | 3 |
2625 | Wow! I've never been to a chiropractor before. | 1.1744 | 0.04734 | 86 | 73 | 11 | 2 |
2626 | Let's just stick with bear hugs. | 1.1744 | 0.05015 | 86 | 74 | 9 | 3 |
2627 | Maybe we shouldn't have played twister. | 1.1707 | 0.05149 | 82 | 71 | 8 | 3 |
2628 | So, you're saying that the male who can undo this Giraffian knot is smart enough to mate with us? | 1.1707 | 0.04527 | 82 | 69 | 12 | 1 |
2629 | This is quite a spotty situation! | 1.1707 | 0.04848 | 82 | 70 | 10 | 2 |
2630 | Did you see which way the herd went? | 1.1707 | 0.04527 | 82 | 69 | 12 | 1 |
2631 | Are we doing it right? | 1.1707 | 0.05149 | 82 | 71 | 8 | 3 |
2632 | Wrap our necks in Velcro, you said. The leaves will stick to them, you said. | 1.1707 | 0.04848 | 82 | 70 | 10 | 2 |
2633 | Look, Ma! We're Siamese twins! | 1.1707 | 0.04527 | 82 | 69 | 12 | 1 |
2634 | It's not what you think. | 1.1707 | 0.04527 | 82 | 69 | 12 | 1 |
2635 | Though long on enthusiasm, it was obvious that neither of the young lovers had any necking experience. | 1.1707 | 0.04848 | 82 | 70 | 10 | 2 |
2636 | There's a good reason for no necking on a first date!" | 1.1707 | 0.04527 | 82 | 69 | 12 | 1 |
2637 | Our lives are intertwined | 1.1707 | 0.04527 | 82 | 69 | 12 | 1 |
2638 | Wouldn't reciprocating rings be a little more practical? | 1.1707 | 0.04527 | 82 | 69 | 12 | 1 |
2639 | Since I’m religious, this is as knotty as we can get for now. | 1.1707 | 0.04848 | 82 | 70 | 10 | 2 |
2640 | No-o-o...close is good. | 1.1707 | 0.04527 | 82 | 69 | 12 | 1 |
2641 | Do you now understand the structure of DNA double-helix? | 1.1707 | 0.04848 | 82 | 70 | 10 | 2 |
2642 | Where did you go ? | 1.1707 | 0.04527 | 82 | 69 | 12 | 1 |
2643 | See, this is why I like sleeping alone. | 1.1707 | 0.04527 | 82 | 69 | 12 | 1 |
2644 | This is definitely not how babies are made. | 1.1707 | 0.04527 | 82 | 69 | 12 | 1 |
2645 | Maybe we should sync our GPS. | 1.1707 | 0.04527 | 82 | 69 | 12 | 1 |
2646 | I'm going to need a good deep tissue massage from some baboons after this. | 1.1707 | 0.04848 | 82 | 70 | 10 | 2 |
2647 | I swear, this is the last time I'm doing a team-building event. | 1.1707 | 0.05149 | 82 | 71 | 8 | 3 |
2648 | The champagne! We forgot the champagne! | 1.1707 | 0.04527 | 82 | 69 | 12 | 1 |
2649 | That's the last time I give you directions! | 1.1707 | 0.04527 | 82 | 69 | 12 | 1 |
2650 | We are sooo gulletable. | 1.1707 | 0.04181 | 82 | 68 | 14 | 0 |
2651 | My wife doesn't understand why I like necking. | 1.1707 | 0.04181 | 82 | 68 | 14 | 0 |
2652 | Trust me. I learned this from the zebras. | 1.1707 | 0.05149 | 82 | 71 | 8 | 3 |
2653 | Forgot to tell you I'm a Vegan. | 1.1707 | 0.04848 | 82 | 70 | 10 | 2 |
2654 | The Necromancers | 1.1707 | 0.05149 | 82 | 71 | 8 | 3 |
2655 | You look right, I’ll look left, you look left, I’ll look right , etc. etc. | 1.1707 | 0.04848 | 82 | 70 | 10 | 2 |
2656 | I'm afraid we may not have children this way | 1.1707 | 0.05149 | 82 | 71 | 8 | 3 |
2657 | Last time I stick my neck out for you. | 1.1707 | 0.04848 | 82 | 70 | 10 | 2 |
2658 | I think we need some time apart. | 1.1707 | 0.04181 | 82 | 68 | 14 | 0 |
2659 | OF COURSE we'll be spotted... | 1.1707 | 0.05149 | 82 | 71 | 8 | 3 |
2660 | Sorry. I'm a close-talker. | 1.1707 | 0.04527 | 82 | 69 | 12 | 1 |
2661 | It’s a wrap! | 1.1707 | 0.04527 | 82 | 69 | 12 | 1 |
2662 | I’m sorry, this twisted love affair of ours has to end. | 1.1707 | 0.05149 | 82 | 71 | 8 | 3 |
2663 | I love you, too, honey. | 1.1707 | 0.05149 | 82 | 71 | 8 | 3 |
2664 | We need Dr. Phil to tell us how to get out of this twisted relationship | 1.1707 | 0.04181 | 82 | 68 | 14 | 0 |
2665 | Look, we're both guilty of twisting each other's words around. | 1.1707 | 0.04527 | 82 | 69 | 12 | 1 |
2666 | With all their bragging humans can never neck as we do. | 1.1707 | 0.05149 | 82 | 71 | 8 | 3 |
2667 | Is this what Chubby Checker really meant? | 1.1707 | 0.04848 | 82 | 70 | 10 | 2 |
2668 | Kundalin | 1.1707 | 0.04848 | 82 | 70 | 10 | 2 |
2669 | I don’t know how elephants deal with it. | 1.1707 | 0.04848 | 82 | 70 | 10 | 2 |
2670 | Have you seen my glasses? I'm in a spin without them. | 1.1707 | 0.04527 | 82 | 69 | 12 | 1 |
2671 | Not nearly as romantic as it looks, right?!? | 1.1707 | 0.04527 | 82 | 69 | 12 | 1 |
2672 | This necking thing doesn’t do a thing for me. What about you? | 1.1707 | 0.04527 | 82 | 69 | 12 | 1 |
2673 | You’re the one who wanted to try ballroom dance | 1.1707 | 0.04527 | 82 | 69 | 12 | 1 |
2674 | This isn't what I expected when you said "let's tie the knot". | 1.1707 | 0.04527 | 82 | 69 | 12 | 1 |
2675 | I hate those vultures! | 1.1707 | 0.04848 | 82 | 70 | 10 | 2 |
2676 | Unprotected sex might be safer than necking. | 1.1707 | 0.04848 | 82 | 70 | 10 | 2 |
2677 | Is that a hickey? | 1.1707 | 0.04848 | 82 | 70 | 10 | 2 |
2678 | Sometimes you just get so wrapped up on the importance of birth order | 1.1707 | 0.04848 | 82 | 70 | 10 | 2 |
2679 | Two heads are NOT better than one! | 1.1707 | 0.05149 | 82 | 71 | 8 | 3 |
2680 | Round and around and up and down we go" -- what is it you don't understand about that | 1.1707 | 0.04848 | 82 | 70 | 10 | 2 |
2681 | I told you I couldn't learn the secret handshake! | 1.1707 | 0.05149 | 82 | 71 | 8 | 3 |
2682 | If we're going as a caduceus, we have to face each other! | 1.1707 | 0.04181 | 82 | 68 | 14 | 0 |
2683 | Is this your first time necking? | 1.1707 | 0.04181 | 82 | 68 | 14 | 0 |
2684 | Hate to break it to you, Eddie, but this is never going to fool Noah. | 1.1707 | 0.04848 | 82 | 70 | 10 | 2 |
2685 | I told you I have violent dreams | 1.1707 | 0.05149 | 82 | 71 | 8 | 3 |
2686 | Boy that was some wind today! | 1.1707 | 0.04848 | 82 | 70 | 10 | 2 |
2687 | So maybe ‘necking’ means something else? | 1.1707 | 0.04527 | 82 | 69 | 12 | 1 |
2688 | I think it's time to take this relationship to the next level. | 1.1707 | 0.04527 | 82 | 69 | 12 | 1 |
2689 | I imagined our entwined lives differently. | 1.1707 | 0.04527 | 82 | 69 | 12 | 1 |
2690 | Are we necking now? | 1.1707 | 0.04527 | 82 | 69 | 12 | 1 |
2691 | When you asked about necking, this isn’t what I had in mind. | 1.1707 | 0.04848 | 82 | 70 | 10 | 2 |
2692 | I am not sure chubby checker's twist works that way | 1.1707 | 0.04527 | 82 | 69 | 12 | 1 |
2693 | When you said you wanted to go necking, I had something else in mind. | 1.1707 | 0.04527 | 82 | 69 | 12 | 1 |
2694 | You are one bad kisser | 1.1707 | 0.04527 | 82 | 69 | 12 | 1 |
2695 | Okay now they can't sneak up on us, but how are we going to run away? | 1.1687 | 0.04476 | 83 | 70 | 12 | 1 |
2696 | This isn't what I meant when I suggested a little playful necking! | 1.1687 | 0.04793 | 83 | 71 | 10 | 2 |
2697 | I did ask for neck tie. | 1.1687 | 0.04135 | 83 | 69 | 14 | 0 |
2698 | T think we should try an open relationship | 1.1687 | 0.04135 | 83 | 69 | 14 | 0 |
2699 | I thought you were going in for a hug. | 1.1687 | 0.04476 | 83 | 70 | 12 | 1 |
2700 | I think we should try a different conditioner. | 1.1687 | 0.04476 | 83 | 70 | 12 | 1 |
2701 | Bob, this affair is just getting more twisted every day. | 1.1687 | 0.04476 | 83 | 70 | 12 | 1 |
2702 | I've been staring at it for hours. I can't make it funny. I am now frustrated and tired. Thank you Victoria Roberts. | 1.1687 | 0.05372 | 83 | 73 | 6 | 4 |
2703 | This necking business is gonna take a little more practice. | 1.1687 | 0.04476 | 83 | 70 | 12 | 1 |
2704 | This is just self-defeating behavior. It doesn’t mean we’re codependent. | 1.1687 | 0.04476 | 83 | 70 | 12 | 1 |
2705 | I say we leave the medical symbol to the snakes. | 1.1687 | 0.04793 | 83 | 71 | 10 | 2 |
2706 | Wait, tell me again. Do you mean to your left or to my left? | 1.1687 | 0.05091 | 83 | 72 | 8 | 3 |
2707 | Here she comes again. | 1.1667 | 0.04091 | 84 | 70 | 14 | 0 |
2708 | Steve, you've been hanging out with the snakes again, havent you? | 1.1625 | 0.04516 | 80 | 68 | 11 | 1 |
2709 | Long necks are in our DNA. | 1.1625 | 0.05169 | 80 | 70 | 7 | 3 |
2710 | This is probably why the yoga instructor told us to spread out. | 1.1625 | 0.04853 | 80 | 69 | 9 | 2 |
2711 | Hurry...my parents will FREAK if they catch us necking! | 1.1625 | 0.04516 | 80 | 68 | 11 | 1 |
2712 | I am sorry. He is new to the documentary business. | 1.1625 | 0.04516 | 80 | 68 | 11 | 1 |
2713 | I thought French Kissing was supposed to be fun. | 1.1625 | 0.04516 | 80 | 68 | 11 | 1 |
2714 | Sorry, Bette, but I'm just not ready to tie the knot. | 1.1625 | 0.05169 | 80 | 70 | 7 | 3 |
2715 | Are you sure this is the best way to dry off? | 1.1625 | 0.04516 | 80 | 68 | 11 | 1 |
2716 | Twister isn't as much fun as I thought. | 1.1625 | 0.04853 | 80 | 69 | 9 | 2 |
2717 | Next time let’s just twerk. | 1.1625 | 0.05169 | 80 | 70 | 7 | 3 |
2718 | Me love you looong time! | 1.1625 | 0.04853 | 80 | 69 | 9 | 2 |
2719 | We really should stop meeting like this. | 1.1625 | 0.04853 | 80 | 69 | 9 | 2 |
2720 | So THIS is what they call necking! | 1.1625 | 0.04853 | 80 | 69 | 9 | 2 |
2721 | Long time no see! | 1.1625 | 0.04853 | 80 | 69 | 9 | 2 |
2722 | A promise ring would have been easier. | 1.1625 | 0.04516 | 80 | 68 | 11 | 1 |
2723 | When you said we should goes as DNA for Halloween this is what I had in mind Karl | 1.1625 | 0.04853 | 80 | 69 | 9 | 2 |
2724 | We have to stop necking! | 1.1625 | 0.04516 | 80 | 68 | 11 | 1 |
2725 | You are such a pain in the neck! | 1.1625 | 0.04151 | 80 | 67 | 13 | 0 |
2726 | I guess that WAS Chubby Checker driving around us. | 1.1625 | 0.04853 | 80 | 69 | 9 | 2 |
2727 | Let's face it we can't lead up with a faux kiss! | 1.1625 | 0.04853 | 80 | 69 | 9 | 2 |
2728 | How come you cannot dance? What continent are you from anyway? | 1.1625 | 0.04516 | 80 | 68 | 11 | 1 |
2729 | Maybe if we get her to run circles in the other direction? | 1.1625 | 0.04516 | 80 | 68 | 11 | 1 |
2730 | This extreme hugging is getting out of hand | 1.1625 | 0.04516 | 80 | 68 | 11 | 1 |
2731 | 31 and me. | 1.1625 | 0.04516 | 80 | 68 | 11 | 1 |
2732 | From now on, no foreplay. Necking goes nowhere. | 1.1625 | 0.05169 | 80 | 70 | 7 | 3 |
2733 | This is getting a little too kinky for me. | 1.1625 | 0.04516 | 80 | 68 | 11 | 1 |
2734 | We’re corkscrewed | 1.1625 | 0.04853 | 80 | 69 | 9 | 2 |
2735 | Why knot? | 1.1625 | 0.05169 | 80 | 70 | 7 | 3 |
2736 | Are you sure this is the only way we can make babies? | 1.1625 | 0.04516 | 80 | 68 | 11 | 1 |
2737 | Let's try kissing with our eyes opened, the next time.......... | 1.1625 | 0.04516 | 80 | 68 | 11 | 1 |
2738 | It was good for me. Was it good for you? | 1.1625 | 0.05169 | 80 | 70 | 7 | 3 |
2739 | Stop, I’m getting dizzy! | 1.1625 | 0.04151 | 80 | 67 | 13 | 0 |
2740 | Based on our clockwise necking, we are either in the Northern Hemisphere or Hopelessly In Love, Coriolis Effect be damned! | 1.1625 | 0.04853 | 80 | 69 | 9 | 2 |
2741 | Hon, let's not find out what it means to move at breakneck speed. | 1.1625 | 0.04853 | 80 | 69 | 9 | 2 |
2742 | Promise me we’ll never get high at a party again, and play Twister. | 1.1625 | 0.04516 | 80 | 68 | 11 | 1 |
2743 | What? You haven't ever seen identical twin giraffes? | 1.1625 | 0.04853 | 80 | 69 | 9 | 2 |
2744 | Now this is what I call necking! | 1.1625 | 0.04853 | 80 | 69 | 9 | 2 |
2745 | MADE YOU LOOK,MADE YOU LOOK MADE YOU LOOK !! | 1.1625 | 0.05467 | 80 | 71 | 5 | 4 |
2746 | Where is Chubby Checker when you really need him? | 1.1625 | 0.04853 | 80 | 69 | 9 | 2 |
2747 | No more stargazing. | 1.1625 | 0.04516 | 80 | 68 | 11 | 1 |
2748 | I'm a bit tangled up right now, but I can talk to you later. | 1.1625 | 0.04853 | 80 | 69 | 9 | 2 |
2749 | Wow! This new diet is really slimming me down- wait, no, that's you... I think. | 1.1625 | 0.04516 | 80 | 68 | 11 | 1 |
2750 | What do you mean “ stop rubbernecking”? | 1.1625 | 0.04151 | 80 | 67 | 13 | 0 |
2751 | Oh, wonderful! How in hell are we supposed to drink water now? | 1.1625 | 0.04516 | 80 | 68 | 11 | 1 |
2752 | Alright I promise not to leave you. | 1.1625 | 0.04151 | 80 | 67 | 13 | 0 |
2753 | I told you my neck is longer.. | 1.1625 | 0.04516 | 80 | 68 | 11 | 1 |
2754 | I can't breathe Chad! | 1.1625 | 0.04516 | 80 | 68 | 11 | 1 |
2755 | my mother told me necking will lead us to the road to ruin | 1.1625 | 0.04853 | 80 | 69 | 9 | 2 |
2756 | Skip the Twist. Let’s Tango for courtships. | 1.1625 | 0.04516 | 80 | 68 | 11 | 1 |
2757 | I knew we shouldn't have signed up for the 8-legged race" | 1.1625 | 0.04853 | 80 | 69 | 9 | 2 |
2758 | This relationship has become entirely too twisted, Bob. | 1.1625 | 0.04516 | 80 | 68 | 11 | 1 |
2759 | SGAFU! | 1.1625 | 0.04853 | 80 | 69 | 9 | 2 |
2760 | I have separation anxiety | 1.1625 | 0.04516 | 80 | 68 | 11 | 1 |
2761 | You go first. No, you go first. No, I'll go first. No, I'll go first. No, you go first. | 1.1625 | 0.05169 | 80 | 70 | 7 | 3 |
2762 | Oh, they'll have a field day with "giraffe gaffe." | 1.1625 | 0.04151 | 80 | 67 | 13 | 0 |
2763 | If this is your idea of screwing, forgetaboutit! | 1.1625 | 0.04516 | 80 | 68 | 11 | 1 |
2764 | I don't know, Gina, but Position #10 is just not working for me. | 1.1625 | 0.04516 | 80 | 68 | 11 | 1 |
2765 | No you hang up first. | 1.1625 | 0.04516 | 80 | 68 | 11 | 1 |
2766 | I don't care what the zoologists say. We've GOT to have more than seven bones in each of our necks. | 1.1625 | 0.04853 | 80 | 69 | 9 | 2 |
2767 | No, Lorraine, I can't reach my cigarettes either. | 1.1625 | 0.04853 | 80 | 69 | 9 | 2 |
2768 | Look, just because you saw a picture about genetics doesn’t mean this is how you make babies. | 1.1625 | 0.04516 | 80 | 68 | 11 | 1 |
2769 | These Samba lessons don't seem to be working for us. | 1.1625 | 0.04516 | 80 | 68 | 11 | 1 |
2770 | That's the last time we go to Arthur Murray's together! | 1.1625 | 0.04853 | 80 | 69 | 9 | 2 |
2771 | This would be very romantic if that Cartoonist would hand us our champaign... instead of sitting there like a dumb-ass. | 1.1625 | 0.04516 | 80 | 68 | 11 | 1 |
2772 | We got really wound up. | 1.1625 | 0.04853 | 80 | 69 | 9 | 2 |
2773 | I'm sure we'll find a lesson in here somewhere. | 1.1625 | 0.04853 | 80 | 69 | 9 | 2 |
2774 | Gerry, this is why they say giraffes can't dance. | 1.1625 | 0.04151 | 80 | 67 | 13 | 0 |
2775 | Twister...is not for giraffes. | 1.1625 | 0.04516 | 80 | 68 | 11 | 1 |
2776 | Let's try the Hokey-Pokey with our legs instead. | 1.1625 | 0.04853 | 80 | 69 | 9 | 2 |
2777 | Well if this is necking we should go back to kisses. | 1.1625 | 0.04151 | 80 | 67 | 13 | 0 |
2778 | 'My mother always told me to be careful about necking.' | 1.1625 | 0.04516 | 80 | 68 | 11 | 1 |
2779 | Just remember, we're knot in a lot of trouble. | 1.1625 | 0.04853 | 80 | 69 | 9 | 2 |
2780 | I said turn COUNTER-clockwise! | 1.1625 | 0.04151 | 80 | 67 | 13 | 0 |
2781 | Do you have your GPS? | 1.1625 | 0.04853 | 80 | 69 | 9 | 2 |
2782 | I told you necking could have consequences. | 1.1625 | 0.04151 | 80 | 67 | 13 | 0 |
2783 | The okapi's never seem to have this problem. | 1.1625 | 0.04516 | 80 | 68 | 11 | 1 |
2784 | I'm at my necks' end with you | 1.1625 | 0.04853 | 80 | 69 | 9 | 2 |
2785 | Now you know why I am not much of a hugger. | 1.1625 | 0.05169 | 80 | 70 | 7 | 3 |
2786 | You do the hokey pokey and turn yourself around. | 1.1625 | 0.04853 | 80 | 69 | 9 | 2 |
2787 | It's called the pretzel hug. | 1.1625 | 0.04516 | 80 | 68 | 11 | 1 |
2788 | I believe this would qualify as codependence. | 1.1625 | 0.04516 | 80 | 68 | 11 | 1 |
2789 | What if we tried twisting some more? | 1.1625 | 0.04516 | 80 | 68 | 11 | 1 |
2790 | At least we didn't lock our braces again. | 1.1625 | 0.04853 | 80 | 69 | 9 | 2 |
2791 | It's a question of consent, Tyler! | 1.1625 | 0.04516 | 80 | 68 | 11 | 1 |
2792 | OK, n |