Contest #676


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676

The winning captions

These captions are chosen by The New Yorker.

  1. “I don't tell you how to gather.”
  2. “Rare? It's nearly extinct.”
  3. “I just invented leftovers.”


Name Value
Submission deadline 2019-09-08T21:13:00.000Z
Voting started -
Voting ended 2019-09-15T21:16:00.000Z
Finalists announced 2019-09-16T21:14:00.000Z
Magazine(s) announcing finalists issued September 23, 2019
Number of captions 4578
Number of responses 913555
Number of participants -


Dashboard

In this table, the "mean" means the empirically measured average funniness score when the "unfunny", "somewhat funny" and "funny" receive a funniness score of 1, 2, 3 respectively. "Precison" is the standard error of the mean, the standard deviation of the mean estimate. With that, a caption with an empirical mean μ and precision σ has true mean in the range [μ - 2σ, μ + 2σ] with 95% probability by the 68-95-99.7 rule assuming the responses are indepedent and identically distributed.

Rank Caption Mean Precision Total votes "Unfunny" votes "Somewhat funny" votes "Funny" votes
0 You know we could've had eggs for life, right? 2.0026 0.00670 12956 3755 5412 3789
1 Like I said yesterday, it's almost done. 1.9817 0.00680 12329 3630 5295 3404
2 It’s not a grill problem; it’s a chicken problem. 1.9349 0.00932 8529 3457 2170 2902
3 I don't tell you how to gather. 1.9255 0.00727 11991 4278 4328 3385
4 Cook time is 15 minutes per pound - Go ahead and plant the potatoes! 1.9171 0.00731 12038 4412 4212 3414
5 A simple 'Thank you for inventing fire' would be nice. 1.9156 0.00738 11534 4153 4201 3180
6 Of course it's rare - it's almost extinct. 1.8917 0.00833 9209 3491 3224 2494
7 It took one million years to discover fire. You can wait another five minutes. 1.8801 0.00746 10808 3974 4156 2678
8 I’d invite the neighbors for dinner, but our dinner ate the neighbors. 1.8779 0.00785 10389 4037 3583 2769
9 It's the last time I let your father shop at Costco. 1.8671 0.00787 10909 4510 3339 3060
10 Of course it's paleo. 1.8671 0.00934 7425 2961 2490 1974
11 I'm more curious about where you found the spatula and grill. 1.8512 0.01110 5001 1967 1811 1223
12 Well... it's pterodactyl. Tastes like chicken. 1.8368 0.00849 8378 3323 3099 1956
13 Quit your complaining, when I was a kid we didnt even have fire. 1.8324 0.00829 8877 3574 3217 2086
14 Eat it raw? What are we, neanderthals? 1.8318 0.00873 8020 3237 2895 1888
15 We can put the leftovers in the glacier 1.8074 0.01328 3375 1392 1241 742
16 You should see the breasts 1.7792 0.01102 5309 2427 1627 1255
17 Rare? It is nearly extinct. 1.7593 0.00877 7677 3415 2695 1567
18 Wait till you see the egg we’re having in the morning. 1.7469 0.00890 7075 3103 2660 1312
19 You're damn right it's free range! 1.7463 0.00934 6878 3157 2309 1412
20 No. There is not enough for your mother to come over. 1.7381 0.01721 1993 917 681 395
21 I’m calling it the George Beforeman Grill. 1.7363 0.01142 4832 2326 1454 1052
22 If you hear a heavy hopping sound, get back into the cave. 1.7328 0.01119 4735 2204 1592 939
23 Mark my words, son. The Weber clan will be revered for generations. 1.7276 0.01252 3777 1772 1262 743
24 No, Timmy, dinner is not ready yet; why don't you go draw on the wall or something? 1.7266 0.01068 4791 2143 1815 833
25 Do I tell you how to gather? 1.7132 0.01168 4159 1947 1458 754
26 Everyone OK with dark meat? 1.6902 0.01222 3570 1676 1324 570
27 Never shop hungry. 1.6877 0.01269 3445 1662 1197 586
28 This is way better than that stupid wheel you got me last year. 1.6768 0.01423 2766 1366 928 472
29 I said it was for dinner. I didn't say it was for tonight's dinner. 1.6707 0.01431 2484 1175 952 357
30 A Pinot Noir, I think, from the back of the cave. 1.6679 0.01192 3842 1898 1322 622
31 1,000,000 Years B.K.F.C 1.6668 0.01611 2242 1150 689 403
32 Trader Joe's was closed, so I went to Costco. 1.6662 0.01095 4773 2427 1512 834
33 I'm beginning to think this whole fire thing is a game-changer. 1.6630 0.01480 2374 1152 870 352
34 Could someone invent me a beer 1.6538 0.01698 1970 1018 616 336
35 This isn't what I thought you meant when you said you'd spend all summer grilling. 1.6509 0.01346 2945 1479 1015 451
36 It's one of those "cook once, eat all week" recipes. 1.6488 0.01568 1996 963 771 262
37 Before fire, we used to eat earlier. 1.6412 0.01468 2352 1169 858 325
38 Of course it's not done, I only discovered fire an hour ago. 1.6392 0.01064 4761 2452 1575 734
39 Wait til you see the breast. 1.6294 0.01142 4139 2169 1335 635
40 Relax Son. Tonight we all get the drumstick. 1.6286 0.01250 3142 1571 1167 404
41 I'm sorry honey but they were all out of wings! 1.6261 0.01754 1610 812 588 210
42 It was fast food before I caught it. 1.6209 0.02368 997 539 297 161
43 Why don’t you do some drawings on the walls? This’s going to take awhile! 1.6199 0.01132 3973 2053 1377 543
44 Don't just stand there. Go gather a salad. 1.6087 0.01587 1899 971 700 228
45 I had a coupon. 1.6083 0.01613 2073 1124 637 312
46 Dinner will be ready any day now. 1.6012 0.01403 2475 1293 876 306
47 I discovered fire, constructed a grill, and killed a pterodactyl - and you want fries? 1.6003 0.02823 693 385 200 108
48 Honey, what’s 15 minutes per pound times 2,000? 1.5987 0.01545 2088 1107 712 269
49 Actually, it’s tofurodactyl but it tastes just like chicken. 1.5975 0.01359 2827 1536 893 398
50 Just because it ate Bob first doesn’t make us cannibals. 1.5969 0.01574 2146 1177 657 312
51 You said to get the biggest one they had.” 1.5930 0.01809 1548 835 508 205
52 Will you stop crying? Nobody needs a pet that big! 1.5919 0.02498 887 500 249 138
53 I hope it's good, it's the last one. 1.5903 0.01507 2321 1282 708 331
54 So then Phil says, ‘Of course Paleo is healthy - how do you think I’ve made it to 27?’ 1.5840 0.01523 2238 1240 689 309
55 They call it the George Beforeman grill. 1.5830 0.01657 1981 1124 559 298
56 Dinner will be ready in three days. 1.5826 0.01554 1962 1045 691 226
57 I don't think I invented enough fire. 1.5696 0.01732 1766 1011 504 251
58 Put the corn on in 3 weeks. 1.5635 0.02649 701 392 223 86
59 If you want it rare, we can eat tomorrow, otherwise we're looking at sometime next week. 1.5628 0.01720 1601 882 537 182
60 It’s a T. Rex, but it tastes just like chicken. 1.5600 0.02349 866 481 285 100
61 You scoff now. But millions of men will emulate me. 1.5551 0.01894 1380 785 424 171
62 Laugh now, but trust me, supersizing is the future. 1.5544 0.01974 1259 714 392 153
63 Because I'm waiting for that little red thing to pop out. 1.5533 0.01924 1370 790 402 178
64 You said two days on each side, right? 1.5502 0.01784 1414 779 492 143
65 We’ll be extinct by the time this is done cooking 1.5495 0.02657 697 399 213 85
66 How much longer? I have no idea. We haven’t invented time yet. 1.5471 0.02154 1029 584 327 118
67 Someone go gather a salad. 1.5430 0.02642 639 355 221 63
68 Big Bird? I haven't seen him. 1.5366 0.02175 1066 630 300 136
69 Well if you'd taken the chicken out of the glacier before I got home like I asked we wouldn't have this problem. 1.5360 0.02071 1181 700 329 152
70 I'm telling you this for the last time. Your pet Dino ran away. Now who wants dark meat? 1.5335 0.02125 1121 667 310 144
71 Why don't one of you go inside and invent me an ice cold beer. 1.5329 0.02080 1169 696 323 150
72 Even better, we now have a lifetime supply of feathers to sleep on. 1.5324 0.02085 1048 598 342 108
73 Honey, now the kids say they prefer the wing. 1.5310 0.01983 1160 664 376 120
74 There's starving Neanderthal kids who would love to have brontosaurus every night. 1.5310 0.02007 1066 596 374 96
75 Hunters: 1, Gatherers: 0. Just sayin'. 1.5302 0.02153 1026 598 312 116
76 COSTCO. I had to buy 6 of 'em. 1.5300 0.02190 1085 657 281 147
77 Come and get it, before its mate comes and gets us. 1.5276 0.02113 1050 611 324 115
78 Maybe you SHOULD have married a gatherer. 1.5220 0.02200 954 557 296 101
79 Dinner won't be ready until the late Pleistocene. 1.5215 0.02174 999 589 299 111
80 Hand me the big platter. 1.5215 0.02233 955 565 282 108
81 Change of plans. Nuts and berries for dinner, big breakfast tomorrow. 1.5211 0.02177 971 567 302 102
82 The butcher was having an extinction sale. 1.5207 0.02250 989 598 267 124
83 No, I rather not invite them ... all this yabadabadoo really gets on my nerves 1.5205 0.02335 926 562 246 118
84 And tomorrow we'll have Pteridactyl Tetrazzini, Friday Pteridactyl Sandwiches with cranberry sauce, Saturday we'll make soup from the carcass.... 1.5196 0.02187 997 592 292 113
85 We have A1 sauce, since that’s the only letter and number we’ve invented. 1.5186 0.02293 916 547 263 106
86 If you need a birthday gifts idea, I could use a bigger grill. 1.5149 0.02182 938 547 299 92
87 Yes! I shoulda started the coals sooner!! Thank you!!! 1.5127 0.02261 948 573 264 111
88 What? Pterodactyl again? 1.5104 0.02384 864 527 233 104
89 I told you we didn’t need the 8 piece bucket 1.5095 0.02320 891 539 250 102
90 Now you tell me you're vegan? 1.5067 0.03111 521 323 132 66
91 You should have let me buy the bigger grill. 1.5055 0.02377 825 497 239 89
92 Whaddya say we post a drawing of tonight's dinner on Cavewall? 1.5025 0.02347 806 479 249 78
93 When I invent the wheel, we can do it rotisserie-style. 1.5014 0.02538 718 434 208 76
94 Careful. He's still getting around okay with one leg. 1.5013 0.02451 768 464 223 81
95 Now is not a good time to tell me you're vegan. 1.5000 0.02406 800 485 230 85
96 Well if you’d have let me have the Grill-Monster Delux I wanted, we’d all be eating by now! 1.4981 0.02438 777 472 223 82
97 The grill looked bigger on cavebook! 1.4975 0.02410 792 481 228 83
98 No, let's grill the whole thing," you said 1.4968 0.02383 783 470 237 76
99 I’m on my last leg. 1.4949 0.02613 687 422 190 75
100 No, it is not a dinosaur leg! For the thousandth time, we did not live during the same time period they did. 1.4933 0.02669 673 418 178 77
101 The kids say they want hot dogs! 1.4904 0.02660 679 424 177 78
102 Are you OK if it’s a little rare? 1.4893 0.02466 699 418 220 61
103 Keep an eye out for her mother 1.4876 0.02538 687 418 203 66
104 Well honey, he's overcompensating—I'll explain it when you're older. 1.4862 0.02665 654 406 178 70
105 Go marry a gatherer then, why don't ya Linda? 1.4857 0.02667 665 416 175 74
106 Almost done! Go get the other one. 1.4845 0.02734 611 378 170 63
107 He's big, has three legs, and is really, really angry. 1.4798 0.02861 544 336 155 53
108 Why are you looking at me like that? My doctor said I could have one piece of meat a day. 1.4788 0.02615 637 391 187 59
109 By the time that’s ready, we’ll be extinct. 1.4777 0.02660 628 389 178 61
110 You standing there won’t make it cook any faster! 1.4749 0.02714 617 387 167 63
111 Two kids, one drumstick? What were you thinking? 1.4730 0.02749 575 356 166 53
112 I told you not to name it. 1.4716 0.02803 581 367 154 60
113 Remind me to turn it over next Tuesday. 1.4713 0.02737 575 356 167 52
114 Maybe we should go ahead with the salad. 1.4677 0.02732 573 356 166 51
115 Should I tell the Smiths we're pushing dinner back a moon cycle? 1.4660 0.02972 500 315 137 48
116 I invented fire—I think I know when it's done. 1.4660 0.02999 500 317 133 50
117 I just invented leftovers. 1.4654 0.02864 520 324 150 46
118 What? It's not like they're going extinct. 1.4650 0.02904 529 335 142 52
119 Trust me...there'll be plenty of rare. 1.4650 0.02799 557 350 155 52
120 You want fast? Or you want good? 1.4647 0.02682 538 325 176 37
121 Rare? Yes...damn near extinct. 1.4640 0.02871 528 332 147 49
122 Maybe go ahead and start on the potato salad. 1.4636 0.02869 522 327 148 47
123 I told you we needed a bigger grill. 1.4617 0.02831 535 336 151 48
124 You're going to want to petroglyph this. 1.4606 0.02937 508 322 138 48
125 They were out of Dodo 1.4606 0.02895 495 308 146 41
126 For the last time, it is NOT Big Bird. 1.4602 0.02919 528 338 137 53
127 Yes. It was grass-fed. 1.4600 0.02968 513 329 132 52
128 Original or Crispy ? 1.4600 0.02930 513 326 138 49
129 These Weber grills work so much better since we discovered fire. 1.4598 0.02944 522 335 134 53
130 Yes, I cleaned the grill first. 1.4587 0.02935 521 334 135 52
131 I don't know where Mr. Fluffles went. Maybe he went to live with the other mammoths upstate. 1.4586 0.03102 471 303 120 48
132 Yes, I already applied the rub. What do you think I am, a Neanderthal? 1.4571 0.03027 490 315 126 49
133 They say it tastes just like chicken. Whatever that is. 1.4565 0.02877 506 318 145 43
134 We're gonna need the big buns. 1.4562 0.02988 502 323 129 50
135 I’m sick of Paleo, we’re doing Precambrian tonight. 1.4558 0.02992 498 320 129 49
136 It was on sale. 1.4549 0.03065 466 298 124 44
137 Let's eat before its mother comes back. 1.4547 0.03081 453 288 124 41
138 I can't wait for the knife to be invented. 1.4536 0.02972 496 318 131 47
139 Just wait until you see the eggs at breakfast 1.4536 0.02903 496 313 141 42
140 No, there's not enough to invite your mother over. 1.4536 0.02972 496 318 131 47
141 Let’s all agree to never talk about what we saw today 1.4532 0.03119 470 306 115 49
142 There's never an active volcano around when you need one. 1.4517 0.03039 487 316 122 49
143 It's T-Rex/Mex 1.4515 0.02905 485 305 141 39
144 If you wanted to eat at 6 every night, you should have married your fancy pants "gatherer" boyfriend! 1.4514 0.03135 432 275 119 38
145 Might need a little help flipping this. 1.4508 0.02965 457 286 136 35
146 You want it Cretaceous Style or Honey Jurassic? 1.4501 0.03070 471 305 120 46
147 This is a hard meal to balance. 1.4501 0.03241 471 317 96 58
148 I forget. Do I turn it once a week or once a month? 1.4500 0.03014 460 292 129 39
149 I need you to do some foraging—for exactly 11 herbs and spices. 1.4500 0.02940 480 304 136 40
150 Yes, I am sure it is grass-fed! 1.4500 0.02970 480 306 132 42
151 Not so bad. The hard part was getting the charcoal. 1.4500 0.02896 480 301 142 37
152 Your dad is just excited about discovering fire. Be patient with him. 1.4491 0.03019 452 286 129 37
153 Does anyone else hear something hopping this way? 1.4481 0.03263 395 252 109 34
154 What do you mean, they are not coming? I just cooked for twelve! 1.4478 0.02879 469 292 144 33
155 Now would be a good time to start gathering side dishes. 1.4469 0.02848 461 284 148 29
156 Look I was fine with raw, YOU wanted barbecue! 1.4462 0.02928 446 277 139 30
157 So, do a wall painting in the meantime. 1.4457 0.03039 451 288 125 38
158 Sweetie, could you bring me the basting broom? 1.4457 0.02917 460 288 139 33
159 Well, whatever it was, it's extinct now 1.4453 0.03298 402 261 103 38
160 Raw or medium raw? 1.4449 0.03056 454 292 122 40
161 We're still not inviting your mother over. 1.4444 0.03217 450 299 102 49
162 Dinner will be ready in two weeks. 1.4444 0.03010 450 286 128 36
163 How much longer? The kids are evolving into vegans. 1.4434 0.03180 442 290 108 44
164 Let's eat dessert first 1.4417 0.03239 412 268 106 38
165 Paleo again ? 1.4413 0.03258 392 252 107 33
166 Don’t look now, but there’s a very angry one-legged pterodactyl headed this way. 1.4393 0.03237 412 269 105 38
167 Well, you know, I had to invent fire first. 1.4376 0.03022 425 269 126 30
168 The doc says on this paleo diet, we could easily live to be thirty, maybe thirty-two years old! 1.4375 0.03123 416 267 116 33
169 I’m calling it barbecue. Trust me. It’s going to be a thing someday. 1.4374 0.03123 423 273 115 35
170 They’ll have to call him Big Foot instead of Big Feet now! 1.4369 0.03309 412 274 96 42
171 And you said it wouldn’t fit... 1.4368 0.03198 419 274 107 38
172 One more day and it'll fall off the bone. 1.4368 0.03089 419 268 119 32
173 Of course it's Organic! 1.4358 0.03194 413 269 108 36
174 Humor your father. He's evolving . . . 1.4348 0.03151 414 268 112 34
175 I thought we could try eating Paleo for a change 1.4345 0.03086 412 263 119 30
176 It’s called the Paleo diet 1.4338 0.03239 408 268 103 37
177 Medium-rare tomorrow, well-done next week. 1.4324 0.03323 377 246 99 32
178 I told you I was going clubbing tonight. 1.4318 0.03486 403 278 76 49
179 Someone may need to run out for another bag of charcoal. 1.4314 0.03182 401 260 109 32
180 Yes, dear, it's free range...that's what concerns me. 1.4311 0.03212 399 260 106 33
181 Of course it's rare: I just killed the last one! 1.4305 0.03408 367 242 92 33
182 Well-done, rare, or extinct? 1.4301 0.03454 379 255 85 39
183 Your mother just called . . . she’s bringing pizza! 1.4300 0.03345 393 262 93 38
184 Is it time to gather the salad? 1.4290 0.03279 366 236 103 27
185 Your choices are very rare and frightfully rare. 1.4286 0.03170 392 253 110 29
186 What do you mean you wanted pizza? 1.4278 0.03315 388 257 96 35
187 Well done may not be an option. 1.4274 0.03157 379 242 112 25
188 Marinating it was the hard part. 1.4274 0.03329 379 250 96 33
189 Are we going paleo again? 1.4274 0.03371 379 252 92 35
190 No, gas would not be better. 1.4274 0.03287 379 248 100 31
191 You’re right, it is mammoth 1.4274 0.03287 379 248 100 31
192 Almost ready - just have the kids paint on the walls for a few minutes. 1.4274 0.03157 379 242 112 25
193 It should be done by the time we invent beer. 1.4274 0.03222 379 245 106 28
194 He was grass-fed. 1.4271 0.03296 391 259 97 35
195 Should be done by Thanksgiving! 1.4271 0.03296 391 259 97 35
196 Getting close now. Couple more sunsets, I’d say. 1.4271 0.03112 391 250 115 26
197 According to Johnson it tastes just like chicken. Of course, that was before it ate Johnson. 1.4267 0.03412 382 257 87 38
198 Just a couple more days. It’s still raw in the middle. 1.4263 0.03301 380 250 98 32
199 Why so much food for your art show? Who will ever have heard of some cave in Lascaux 20,000 years from now? 1.4262 0.03345 366 240 96 30
200 Don't start the potatoes yet. 1.4262 0.03208 366 234 108 24
201 Fire good, concept of time bad. 1.4259 0.03487 324 210 90 24
202 I know it feels like ages. 1.4258 0.03263 357 229 104 24
203 Of course it's free-range! 1.4248 0.03390 379 254 89 36
204 Honey, can you bring me the tongs. 1.4244 0.03464 377 256 82 39
205 What did you do with the rest of it? 1.4238 0.03719 302 200 76 26
206 Keep an eye out for a large one-legged chicken. 1.4236 0.03343 373 247 94 32
207 Daddy always has been a leg man ! 1.4229 0.03474 350 233 86 31
208 It should be ready in about a week. 1.4228 0.03324 369 243 96 30
209 I don't care if the Flintstones have a gas grill. 1.4223 0.03403 367 245 89 33
210 And so it began. Man’s quest for an ever larger grill. 1.4213 0.03385 356 235 92 29
211 Taking too long?! How about "thanks for discovering fire so we don't have to eat raw flesh, Dad"? 1.4208 0.03251 366 238 102 26
212 Jane, have we invented sauce yet? 1.4208 0.03474 366 248 82 36
213 I warned you guys, giving it a name and making it, "part of the family", would make this kinda weird. 1.4193 0.03259 353 228 102 23
214 Fine, I admit it, the spatula was the wrong call. 1.4192 0.03233 365 237 103 25
215 Who’s for dark meat? 1.4192 0.03370 365 243 91 31
216 If you had let me buy that 6 burner propane grill, it WOULD have been ready by now! 1.4192 0.03392 365 244 89 32
217 Don't worry. It is free range. 1.4192 0.03186 365 235 107 23
218 No, I mean that's really the last of the dinosaur. 1.4190 0.03484 358 242 82 34
219 I know I've beeen saying "ten more minutes" all night long, but who knows how long ten minutes IS, these days? 1.4185 0.03360 356 235 93 28
220 standing there watching ain’t goin’ to make it cook any faster. 1.4183 0.03233 349 224 104 21
221 Well, the store didn't have any jumbo shrimp. 1.4181 0.03372 354 234 92 28
222 I'm taking away your Costco card... 1.4181 0.03372 354 234 92 28
223 Why yes, he did have yellow feathers and a long neck. 1.4178 0.03813 304 207 67 30
224 It will be ready when it’s ready, Helen. 1.4176 0.03433 352 235 87 30
225 Oh NOW you all want breast instead. 1.4164 0.03334 341 222 96 23
226 I know it's a lot but some day they will name a whole diet after me. 1.4164 0.03360 341 223 94 24
227 We all get the drumstick. 1.4164 0.03461 341 227 86 28
228 They won't remember me, but they'll never forget my invention. 1.4164 0.03308 341 221 98 22
229 If you think the leg is big, just wait till you see the breasts. 1.4162 0.03474 346 232 84 30
230 Rare is fine, we can't wait another three days. 1.4155 0.03705 296 197 75 24
231 It tastes like chicken. I swear. 1.4150 0.03319 347 227 96 24
232 Brilliant. How are you planning on getting to work, now? 1.4150 0.03418 347 231 88 28
233 I should have taken it out of the freezer a little earlier. 1.4148 0.03335 352 232 94 26
234 What can I say? I’m more of a hunter-griller. 1.4148 0.03335 352 232 94 26
235 No more hunting and gathering at Costco. 1.4148 0.03547 352 241 76 35
236 This was the only grill I could find after Labor Day 1.4148 0.03383 352 234 90 28
237 Don’t worry, Dear, we can freeze the leftovers. After all, the forecast says the Ice Age is coming. 1.4146 0.03367 328 213 94 21
238 Don’t worry. It was raised cage free. 1.4145 0.03480 345 232 83 30
239 See kids, this is why I never let dad cook. 1.4140 0.03395 343 227 90 26
240 It's fine, dinosaurs going extinct is a hoax. 1.4135 0.03484 341 229 83 29
241 If you're waiting for well done, you may as well get some sleep. 1.4135 0.03280 341 221 99 21
242 This might take a while. 1.4135 0.03508 341 230 81 30
243 It’s much healthier than mammoth. 1.4135 0.03332 341 223 95 23
244 But bone in is best. 1.4135 0.03459 341 228 85 28
245 Don't worry, I'm still vegan. It's an Impossible Mammoth. 1.4135 0.03557 341 232 77 32
246 I have no idea why I call it a drumstick. 1.4130 0.03574 322 216 79 27
247 This is why I wanted the deluxe model. 1.4130 0.03422 339 225 88 26
248 Next time I do the hunting and you do the cooking 1.4130 0.03473 339 227 84 28
249 I hope all of you like it rare. 1.4112 0.03428 338 225 87 26
250 Here it comes again, a fight over the drumstick. 1.4105 0.03584 324 219 77 28
251 Honey, set the slab 1.4102 0.03350 334 219 93 22
252 Look. I think we can all have dibs on the drumstick. OK? 1.4080 0.03592 326 222 75 29
253 Low and slow, son. That's the key. 1.4080 0.03404 326 215 89 22
254 Where did I get the grill? 1.4074 0.03554 324 219 78 27
255 Hope you all like dark meat! 1.4074 0.03528 324 218 80 26
256 Dinner will be ready in a week. 1.4074 0.03528 324 218 80 26
257 Don’t worry. It’s paleo 1.4074 0.03913 270 183 64 23
258 You said you wanted something besides burgers. 1.4074 0.03389 324 213 90 21
259 If you want any sides, you’d better go gather them yourself. 1.4074 0.03445 324 215 86 23
260 I want the gatherers to all smell this! 1.4059 0.03726 303 207 69 27
261 Yeah, I went to Costco. 1.4039 0.03804 307 214 62 31
262 Yes we can all have the leg 1.4039 0.03573 307 206 78 23
263 Believe me, Alice, this paleo diet will be really trendy some day. 1.4034 0.03827 295 204 63 28
264 I'm sure it was free range. 1.4019 0.03739 311 216 65 30
265 Ready in five meant five days. 1.4019 0.03510 311 208 81 22
266 You should've seen the breast! 1.4019 0.03654 311 213 71 27
267 So what are you guys going to have for dinner? 1.4013 0.03584 309 209 76 24
268 Still impressed by Kevin's wheel?" 1.4013 0.03613 309 210 74 25
269 Can you bring me the big spatula? 1.4013 0.03434 309 204 86 19
270 But we had pterodactyl last night. 1.4007 0.03768 277 187 69 21
271 Anyone else want one? 1.4007 0.03629 307 209 73 25
272 The key is to flip it once after 14 hours. 1.4007 0.03570 307 207 77 23
273 I know they are going extinct, but we have to eat, too 1.4007 0.03479 307 204 83 20
274 No, they didn’t have “free range” but the package on this one said “cage-free.” 1.4007 0.03600 307 208 75 24
275 Stop whining! Dinner will be ready in three weeks. 1.4007 0.03418 307 202 87 18
276 We'd be eating right now if you'd let me buy that GrillMaster 3000. 1.4007 0.03570 307 207 77 23
277 The tricky part is flipping it. 1.4000 0.03615 305 207 74 24
278 Can you grab the large platter? 1.4000 0.03555 305 205 78 22
279 Now that I’ve discovered fire, you’re going to have to learn to wait. 1.4000 0.03400 305 200 88 17
280 We're gonna need a bigger barbecue. 1.4000 0.03615 305 207 74 24
281 You could in the meantime do some gathering. 1.4000 0.03606 295 198 76 21
282 I’ll need the large platter. 1.4000 0.03586 305 206 76 23
283 You'd better enjoy this, these guys won't be around much longer. 1.4000 0.03790 305 213 62 30
284 You have to let the flavor evolve. 1.4000 0.03615 305 207 74 24
285 Be patient! After all, I discovered fire only last week!! 1.4000 0.03400 305 200 88 17
286 The condiments aren't going to gather themselves. 1.3993 0.03718 293 200 69 24
287 I told you to get the chicken with no added hormones 1.3993 0.03749 293 201 67 25
288 Do we have any Grey Poupon? 1.3980 0.03755 299 207 65 27
289 Gimme a break, time hasn’t been invented yet... 1.3979 0.03700 284 192 71 21
290 And how much did you gather today? 1.3978 0.03793 274 186 67 21
291 Alexa, order Dominos 1.3966 0.03698 295 202 69 24
292 Dinner isn't going to be ready for another era. 1.3964 0.03676 275 184 73 18
293 What?!! They’re vegans?!! 1.3959 0.03651 293 199 72 22
294 A purist will tell you that charcoal does not impart the same flavor as a naturally occurring forest conflagration, but it's so much more convenient! 1.3959 0.03777 293 203 64 26
295 My fervent hope for our fledgling species is that one day we learn to take plants, press them into meat-like shapes, flavor them like meat, and then market the hell out them. Only then will this all have been worth it. Anyway, dinner's in five. 1.3953 0.03625 296 201 73 22
296 I call this the Paleo diet. 1.3952 0.03732 291 200 67 24
297 Who wants the last stegosaurus leg... ever? 1.3952 0.03732 291 200 67 24
298 Alright guys. Get ready for Dad's world-famous mammoth leg. 1.3952 0.03700 291 199 69 23
299 Yes, it's Paleo-compliant. 1.3945 0.03619 289 195 74 20
300 Come and get it, before it goes extinct. 1.3942 0.03894 274 190 60 24
301 You are witnessing the dawn of Barbecue Man. 1.3937 0.03768 287 198 65 24
302 Sorry dinner is late. Took me longer to invent fire than I thought. 1.3933 0.03930 267 185 59 23
303 Yeah I know, but I was the one who always had to walk him and pick up his poop. 1.3931 0.03834 290 203 60 27
304 They aren’t as fast as they look. 1.3931 0.03509 290 193 80 17
305 Well, I guess we will be eating chicken salad the rest of the week! 1.3931 0.03576 290 195 76 19
306 Trust me .... in a few million years everyone's going to be cooking this way. 1.3931 0.03675 290 198 70 22
307 Let’s go light on the hors d’oeuvres. 1.3931 0.03609 290 196 74 20
308 You should've called dibs if you wanted the drumstick. 1.3931 0.03576 290 195 76 19
309 Honey, the Hudstones are vegans. 1.3931 0.03707 290 199 68 23
310 So, what are you guys having for dinner? 1.3931 0.03609 290 196 74 20
311 You laugh now. Paleo's gonna be all the rage in four million years. 1.3931 0.03642 290 197 72 21
312 they say if we don't limit meat to once a week, dinosaurs might go extinct." 1.3931 0.03642 290 197 72 21
313 Oh relax, Carol. The world isn't running out of mammoth anytime soon. 1.3931 0.03609 290 196 74 20
314 Just because it was on sale, doesn’t mean you had to buy it. 1.3924 0.03592 288 194 75 19
315 And this is exactly why I wanted a bigger grill on Fathers Day. 1.3924 0.03821 288 201 61 26
316 I'm told that it tastes like chicken. 1.3924 0.03384 288 188 87 13
317 Dinner will be ready in about 36 hours. 1.3924 0.03455 288 190 83 15
318 I'm sure glad we invented fire. Before then, this barbecue grill was worthless. 1.3924 0.03757 288 199 65 24
319 They were all out of the boneless and skinless. 1.3924 0.03558 288 193 77 18
320 Men. Always thinking it’s bigger than it really is. 1.3924 0.03852 288 202 59 27
321 Did we use all the barbecue sauce for the last cave painting? 1.3924 0.03725 288 198 67 23
322 Do we have a bigger spatula? 1.3916 0.03574 286 192 76 18
323 I can guarantee it was free range raised and inhumanely killed. 1.3916 0.03574 286 192 76 18
324 I hope that "well done" means you're wildly impressed. 1.3916 0.03934 286 203 54 29
325 We might need to discover some more fire. 1.3916 0.03642 286 194 72 20
326 This new barbecue uses a state-of-the-art technology called 'fire'. It's supposed to make the food way better. 1.3916 0.03709 286 196 68 22
327 Original or extra crispy? 1.3916 0.03642 286 194 72 20
328 Don't worry. It says best before 2,000,000 B.C. 1.3916 0.03676 286 195 70 21
329 The kids are starving, Link. I drummed for a pizza 1.3908 0.03591 284 191 75 18
330 Sure it's late ⁠— but you can't imagine how long it took me to make the fire. 1.3908 0.03625 284 192 73 19
331 We waited two million years to harness fire. You can wait another hour for the perfectly grilled leg. 1.3908 0.03556 284 190 77 17
332 Dinner will be ready next Thursday. 1.3908 0.03659 284 193 71 20
333 I said I was a hunter gatherer, not a short order cook. It'll be done when it's done. 1.3908 0.03625 284 192 73 19
334 Honey, the Dhitkuuds are asking if that's grass-fed. 1.3908 0.03727 284 195 67 22
335 We discussed this when we got the brontosaurus. 1.3908 0.03485 284 188 81 15
336 The formula is 7-6-5. Seven days on one side. Six days on the other. Blow out the fire and let it sit for five days. 1.3908 0.03449 284 187 83 14
337 Look, this is going to take some practice. I only discovered fire last Tuesday. 1.3908 0.03825 284 198 61 25
338 Real cavemen did not live in a brownstone in Brooklyn, Janet. If you want to go Paleo, we're going all in. 1.3898 0.03992 254 176 57 21
339 I propose we switch. I’ll hunt and you cook? 1.3893 0.03713 262 176 70 16
340 Quit standing around, this thing's not gonna turn itself. 1.3893 0.03552 280 187 77 16
341 Dad, have you seen Wooly? 1.3891 0.03558 275 183 77 15
342 I told you it's a lifestyle, not a diet. 1.3885 0.03771 260 176 67 17
343 I bet he's going to come back hoppin' mad. 1.3883 0.03793 273 188 64 21
344 Dino, where's Dino, mommy? 1.3883 0.03829 273 189 62 22
345 Quiet, I’m inventing mansplaining. 1.3875 0.03739 271 185 67 19
346 Hey, you're the one who said: 'Let's go paleo.' 1.3875 0.03628 271 182 73 16
347 This is why mother told me to marry a "gatherer." 1.3866 0.03831 269 186 62 21
348 Can you get it done before the next ice age? 1.3858 0.03701 267 181 69 17
349 It should be ready by the dawn of the Pleistocene. 1.3858 0.03662 267 180 71 16
350 If you would have just brought home the pterodactyl wings like I asked we could be eating by now! 1.3858 0.03886 267 186 59 22
351 Okay, I’m ready for the Pterodactyl Helper. 1.3855 0.03863 262 181 61 20
352 See? I do use my Father's Day gift. 1.3855 0.03771 275 190 64 21
353 You want raw or medium-raw? 1.3852 0.03672 270 183 70 17
354 Sadly this'll be the last time we'll eat dinosaur 1.3852 0.03891 270 189 58 23
355 Too big to fail. 1.3846 0.03789 273 189 63 21
356 I think we’re gonna to need a bigger spatula. 1.3846 0.04774 182 128 38 16
357 Patience! So far all we've discovered is smoke. 1.3846 0.03997 273 195 51 27
358 This could take a while. 1.3846 0.03681 273 186 69 18
359 Is very rare OK? 1.3846 0.03717 273 187 67 19
360 It might be a while 1.3846 0.03607 273 184 73 16
361 We're eating a vegetarian; ipso facto: it's a vegetarian meal. 1.3846 0.03681 273 186 69 18
362 Set the timer for 2 days 1.3843 0.03765 268 184 65 19
363 It's not plant-based, but it is free-range. 1.3843 0.03802 268 185 63 20
364 Just a couple more days and we should be good. 1.3838 0.03808 271 188 62 21
365 Which would you prefer -- Regular or Extra Crispy? 1.3838 0.03586 271 182 74 15
366 Another day, day and a half, should do it. 1.3838 0.03772 271 187 64 20
367 White meat? Seriously? 1.3831 0.03909 261 182 58 21
368 Whaddya mean, "they won't eat dark meat?" 1.3831 0.03909 261 182 58 21
369 It was on sale, that’s why. 1.3831 0.03946 261 183 56 22
370 You need to invent a bigger fire. 1.3831 0.03794 261 179 64 18
371 So what if it's endangered? So are we. 1.3831 0.03755 261 178 66 17
372 I just invented the 'leftover'........ 1.3831 0.03803 248 168 65 15
373 Who wanted the drumstick? 1.3829 0.03603 269 181 73 15
374 The other end will be moist. 1.3829 0.03898 269 189 57 23
375 I need a plate. 1.3829 0.03790 269 186 63 20
376 No, I didn’t brine it. 1.3829 0.03827 269 187 61 21
377 Keep an eye out for an annoyed three-legged mammoth." 1.3826 0.03802 264 182 63 19
378 Well... of course it was free range... 1.3826 0.03877 264 184 59 21
379 I was tired of nuts and berries. 1.3822 0.03967 259 182 55 22
380 God help you if you say you want white meat. 1.3822 0.03967 259 182 55 22
381 We won't have to fight over who gets the drumstick. 1.3820 0.03809 267 185 62 20
382 It should be done any day now. 1.3811 0.03865 265 185 59 21
383 I got it at the Renaissance festival. 1.3811 0.03865 265 185 59 21
384 I'll need the wheelbarrow, and you'll need to invent a wheel for it. 1.3811 0.03828 265 184 61 20
385 Now you tell me no one wants dark meat?? 1.3808 0.03801 260 179 63 18
386 Maybe we should wait for lightning. 1.3808 0.03917 260 182 57 21
387 I hope you don't want it well done. 1.3802 0.03809 263 182 62 19
388 You should've seen the one that flew away. 1.3802 0.03809 263 182 62 19
389 Yes, it's velociraptor, but it tastes just like chicken. 1.3802 0.03654 263 178 70 15
390 The guy invented fire. You'd think he'd sell me a bigger grill. 1.3802 0.03847 263 183 60 20
391 I call it charcoal, and we have enough left on the planet to last us millions of years. 1.3798 0.04013 258 183 52 23
392 The Indians canceled. I hope you're hungry. 1.3798 0.03781 258 177 64 17
393 Remember when I wanted to buy the bigger grill? 1.3798 0.04013 258 183 52 23
394 Yes, this does fit in the paleo diet. 1.3798 0.04013 258 183 52 23
395 That Fred Flinstone video made this look so easy! 1.3798 0.03937 258 181 56 21
396 How about doing something useful while you wait, like maybe invent beer?" 1.3798 0.04013 258 183 52 23
397 Have a snack... it's gonna be a while. 1.3798 0.03820 258 178 62 18
398 I saved the drumstick for you. 1.3798 0.03741 258 176 66 16
399 Don't blame me, I voted 'Remain.' 1.3798 0.03937 258 181 56 21
400 Are you sure you want this well-done? 1.3798 0.03741 258 176 66 16
401 Watch how daddy flips it. 1.3798 0.03741 258 176 66 16
402 So I guess the whole vegan thing is out the window? 1.3798 0.03937 258 181 56 21
403 Daddy had to bring Rex to a farm upstate. He has tons of room to run around now and tons of fresh air. 1.3793 0.03866 261 182 59 20
404 There’s only one drumstick - you’ll have to share. 1.3793 0.03866 261 182 59 20
405 It was half-off. 1.3793 0.03711 261 178 67 16
406 See I told you... it would fit on the grill, Wilma. 1.3793 0.03866 261 182 59 20
407 Yes, I asked for nuggets, but then I said "Super size me". 1.3784 0.03769 259 178 64 17
408 What? You want white meat? 1.3784 0.03808 259 179 62 18
409 Who's hungry for Tricerachops? 1.3784 0.03769 259 178 64 17
410 The package says it is plenty for a family of 4. 1.3784 0.03565 259 173 74 12
411 I thought you said you liked dark meat. 1.3780 0.03819 254 175 62 17
412 You wanted it rare? Heck, it's almost extinct. 1.3780 0.03736 254 173 66 15
413 We wouldn't be able to do this in the suburbs. 1.3774 0.03624 257 173 71 13
414 Just one more day. 1.3774 0.03707 257 175 67 15
415 You can’t rush flavor. 1.3774 0.03788 257 177 63 17
416 Sorry son they were out of pterodactyl wings 1.3774 0.03624 257 173 71 13
417 With the Dino-Grill I wanted, we'd be done eating by now." 1.3774 0.03906 257 180 57 20
418 A few more days should do it! 1.3774 0.03788 257 177 63 17
419 Yes, everyone can have a drumstick. 1.3774 0.03747 257 176 65 16
420 Is everyone OK with medium-rare? 1.3774 0.03539 257 171 75 11
421 They’ll be extinct by the time you’re done. 1.3774 0.03747 257 176 65 16
422 Looks like dad has a leg up on the grilling competition! 1.3774 0.03707 257 175 67 15
423 I know — but the eggs were a nightmare to poach. 1.3774 0.03945 257 181 55 21
424 Tastes like mammoth. 1.3774 0.03707 257 175 67 15
425 You should have seen the breasts! 1.3766 0.04195 239 171 46 22
426 I got it at Costco 1.3765 0.03887 255 178 58 19
427 Everybody likes dark meat right? 1.3765 0.03807 255 176 62 17
428 Yes, it IS free range pterodactyl, but I’m not sure about growth hormones. 1.3765 0.03807 255 176 62 17
429 If you want a bite, you have to say it. 'Hunters rule, gatherers drool.' 1.3765 0.03966 255 180 54 21
430 The hardest part was finding a match. 1.3765 0.03887 255 178 58 19
431 Will this be enough, or shall I put another one on? 1.3765 0.03887 255 178 58 19
432 Yes, he was grass fed, free range, and humanely treated. 1.3765 0.03927 255 179 56 20
433 I would have invented the tong before the spatula but whatever. 1.3765 0.04004 255 181 52 22
434 I already told you —a good leg of Brontosaurus just can’t be rushed! 1.3750 0.04279 200 138 49 13
435 Overkill? 1.3750 0.04096 240 170 50 20
436 No more trouble than your egg salad. 1.3745 0.03887 251 175 58 18
437 I was thinking of tartare again, but I thought I would try this new fire thing. 1.3735 0.03781 249 171 63 15
438 Billy, you liked brontosaurus when you had it at Aunt Hilda’s. 1.3735 0.03823 249 172 61 16
439 It was connected to the knee bone. That's what it's all about. 1.3725 0.03928 247 175 53 19
440 Invite everyone. 1.3725 0.03712 247 168 66 13
441 Fred, Where's Dino? 1.3714 0.03991 245 173 53 19
442 Oh, oh. Here comes its mommy. 1.3714 0.04032 245 174 51 20
443 Did you gather a salad? 1.3714 0.03906 245 171 57 17
444 you want done fast, or you want done right? 1.3714 0.03775 245 168 63 14
445 Don’t worry...it tastes like chicken. 1.3710 0.03830 248 172 60 16
446 Do you want it done,or done right? 1.3708 0.03917 240 167 57 16
447 Honey, it is NOT a symbol of toxic masculinity, it is simply an oversized piece of meat. 1.3704 0.03794 243 167 62 14
448 We'd already be eating if you'd let me get the new Grill-O-Saurus! 1.3704 0.03794 243 167 62 14
449 We could use a salad, too. Why don't you guys go invent agriculture? 1.3704 0.03704 243 165 66 12
450 I call it barbecue. It’s a guy thing. 1.3704 0.03611 243 163 70 10
451 Yes it was hard getting it on the grill, but not as hard as getting it off the chickasaurus. 1.3704 0.03839 243 168 60 15
452 It’s a good thing it was road kill. 1.3704 0.03883 243 169 58 16
453 It was all that was left when I got to the kill. 1.3704 0.03839 243 168 60 15
454 Everybody ready for some Teriyaki Teradactyl? 1.3704 0.03970 243 171 54 18
455 You could help set the table if you're looking for something to do. 1.3704 0.03749 243 166 64 13
456 For my next discovery: leftovers! 1.3702 0.03927 235 163 57 15
457 Be on the lookout for a mad one-legged bird 1.3693 0.03948 241 169 55 17
458 I don't care if you're tired of chicken, we can't afford steak! 1.3693 0.03904 241 168 57 16
459 Get a little one next time you say? Like I’m getting into their nest? 1.3693 0.03859 241 167 59 15
460 Alright, alright - we'll use the microwave. 1.3693 0.03991 241 170 53 18
461 For the last time-- there IS no white meat! 1.3693 0.03948 241 169 55 17
462 It will be ready by the Neolithic Era, promise. 1.3693 0.03904 241 168 57 16
463 I went to Costco 1.3693 0.03948 241 169 55 17
464 Starting tomorrow we're vegans. 1.3693 0.03814 241 166 61 14
465 I decided to go to Costco. 1.3693 0.04202 241 175 43 23
466 Tonight we're gonna party like it's 9! 1.3693 0.03859 241 167 59 15
467 They don't call 'em mammoths for nothing! 1.3693 0.04077 241 172 49 20
468 Excuse me, but just because I like to grill doesn't make me a caveman. 1.3682 0.04056 239 170 50 19
469 I swear. It said, ‘No Hormones’ 1.3682 0.03924 239 167 56 16
470 You might as well open that second bag of Kingsford 1.3680 0.03970 231 161 55 15
471 I hope you gathered barbecue sauce. 1.3671 0.03854 237 164 59 14
472 Just a couple more days, kids! 1.3668 0.03795 229 156 62 11
473 Do you want fries with it? 1.3667 0.04085 240 172 48 20
474 Did you make a pasta salad, or are we still Paleo? 1.3660 0.03967 235 165 54 16
475 I forgot to tell you, I discovered fire! 1.3648 0.04035 233 165 51 17
476 Should I throw another one on the grill? 1.3648 0.04080 233 166 49 18
477 I know, 15 minutes per pound. It'll be done next moon, okay? 1.3648 0.03847 233 161 59 13
478 Good news is it will be rare, medium and well-done at once. 1.3648 0.03942 233 163 55 15
479 Add this to the list of things we shouldn’t buy in bulk. 1.3648 0.04080 233 166 49 18
480 On second thought, we should just boil the corn. 1.3648 0.04035 233 165 51 17
481 Believe me when I tell you - it tastes like chicken! 1.3648 0.03942 233 163 55 15
482 Don't you dare tell him you wanted white meat! 1.3648 0.04080 233 166 49 18
483 ‘They assured me it was sustainably sourced.’ 1.3648 0.04125 233 167 47 19
484 T-Rex again? 1.3648 0.03942 233 163 55 15
485 Last night I had a dream about microwave ovens! And smaller chickens. 1.3648 0.03798 233 160 61 12
486 Not so sure we’re really “grill” people. 1.3646 0.04384 192 135 44 13
487 He may not be extinct, but he is well done. 1.3641 0.03926 217 149 57 11
488 Don't worry, it can't run very fast with three. 1.3636 0.04010 231 163 52 16
489 Just wait...one day I’ll have a franchise 1.3636 0.03867 231 160 58 13
490 You told me Costco, I went to Costco. 1.3636 0.03916 231 161 56 14
491 Hey, the cave drawing said to do it low and slow! 1.3636 0.03963 231 162 54 15
492 At this rate, we will be extinct by dinner time! 1.3636 0.04057 231 164 50 17
493 It's amazing right!? I call it "fire." 1.3636 0.04103 231 165 48 18
494 Think there’s a chance we’ll eat before the baby starts walking? 1.3636 0.04010 231 163 52 16
495 In my defense, it was part of doorbuster deal at Costco 1.3636 0.03769 231 158 62 11
496 Your Dad is a leg man 1.3636 0.03867 231 160 58 13
497 Don’t overcook it. I hate when it tastes all fossilized. 1.3636 0.04149 231 166 46 19
498 Freeze the leftovers? Oh yeah, just bring back the ice age." 1.3636 0.03916 231 161 56 14
499 ....the drumstick was easy. Discovering metal fabrication was the tricky bit. 1.3636 0.03916 231 161 56 14
500 Guess the man cave didn't boost his ego enough. 1.3636 0.04057 231 164 50 17
501 I'm told it tastes like chicken. 1.3624 0.04127 229 164 47 18
502 They were going extinct anyway. 1.3624 0.03937 229 160 55 14
503 Lemme guess, your parents are dropping by? 1.3624 0.04033 229 162 51 16
504 I know you're hungry guys, but low and slow is how I roll. 1.3624 0.03888 229 159 57 13
505 Look I'm sorry, Paleo is the only diet that's been invented so far. 1.3624 0.04033 229 162 51 16
506 Needs a couple more days. 1.3624 0.04173 229 165 45 19
507 Gonna need more charcoal,hon 1.3624 0.04080 229 163 49 17
508 When it falls off the bone, it's done. 1.3624 0.04080 229 163 49 17
509 Stop asking. It'll be ready when it's ready. 1.3624 0.04173 229 165 45 19
510 Honey, do we have more BBQ sauce? 1.3624 0.03685 229 155 65 9
511 It took me all day to invent fire, so yeah, it's still gonna be a while. 1.3624 0.04127 229 164 47 18
512 Who wants this one? 1.3624 0.03788 229 157 61 11
513 Is this the biggest spatula we've got? 1.3624 0.03857 218 149 59 10
514 Drumstick for everyone! 1.3620 0.03929 221 153 56 12
515 Honey, T. Rex ain't got no white meat. 1.3612 0.04197 227 164 44 19
516 Maybe we'd better go ahead and eat the potato salad. 1.3612 0.03704 227 154 64 9
517 I already said I'm sorry for leaving the Instant Pot at work. 1.3612 0.04151 227 163 46 18
518 It's called a "spatula". 1.3612 0.04103 227 162 48 17
519 Hey everybody, I just invented the slow cooker! 1.3611 0.04146 216 153 48 15
520 Honey, would you check if anyone has invented beer yet? 1.3611 0.04249 216 155 44 17
521 We're going to need a bigger gravy boat. 1.3600 0.04079 225 160 49 16
522 Really? Mammoth again? 1.3600 0.03828 225 155 59 11
523 We waited millions of year for fire so you can wait five more minutes for it to finish cooking. 1.3600 0.04030 225 159 51 15
524 It's not going to cook any faster if you stare at it.” 1.3600 0.04030 225 159 51 15
525 Maybe we should go back to berries and nuts? 1.3600 0.04079 225 160 49 16
526 Do you want yours rare or extinct? 1.3592 0.03996 206 142 54 10
527 What are you doing? Did you forget it's Meatless Monday? 1.3587 0.04151 223 160 46 17
528 One day those big birds will be gone and you'll miss them. 1.3587 0.03848 223 154 58 11
529 I love the smell of brontosaurus in the morning 1.3587 0.04102 223 159 48 16
530 Should be ready for Thanksgiving. 1.3587 0.03848 223 154 58 11
531 Yes, it's heritage breed, organic, hormone free, grass fed, and local. 1.3587 0.04102 223 159 48 16
532 And there is another one just like this in the freezer. 1.3587 0.03952 223 156 54 13
533 Would you like to Jumbo Size the fries too? 1.3587 0.03952 223 156 54 13
534 Why do you always have to go for the Buy One. Get One free option.? 1.3587 0.04002 223 157 52 14
535 Of course, there's no barbecue sauce. That would be an anachronism. 1.3587 0.03952 223 156 54 13
536 Excuse me. Who INSISTED on free-range, organic? 1.3575 0.03868 221 153 57 11
537 Everybody likes it rare, right? 1.3565 0.04139 216 154 47 15
538 This will be even better when they invent barbeque sauce. 1.3565 0.04033 216 152 51 13
539 Who wants another drumstick? 1.3564 0.04103 202 141 50 11
540 I'll eat it in the man cave. 1.3562 0.04048 219 155 50 14
541 I finally caught the costcosaurus. 1.3562 0.04099 219 156 48 15
542 No, this isn’t Fluffy.... 1.3562 0.03996 219 154 52 13
543 But you know how dry it is when we microwave it. 1.3562 0.04150 219 157 46 16
544 Honey, can you set the timer for the Cenozoic Era? 1.3551 0.04057 214 151 50 13
545 I found it by some ancient relic that says 'Nuclear Reactor' on it 1.3545 0.04282 220 161 40 19
546 Don't worry, its all paleo, dear 1.3535 0.04041 215 152 50 13
547 You can come out of the cave now. The pterodactyl won’t be bothering us anymore. 1.3533 0.04292 184 129 45 10
548 It will be ready before the dawn of history. 1.3524 0.04104 210 149 48 13
549 It was touch and go for a while, but then I invented fire. 1.3521 0.04172 213 153 45 15
550 Almost done. Just another two weeks and it will falling off the bone. 1.3521 0.03897 213 148 55 10
551 Okay, hon, grab that balsamic reduction for the final touch. 1.3521 0.04277 213 155 41 17
552 I call dibs on the drumstick. 1.3521 0.04064 213 151 49 13
553 Sure, NOW you say you want white meat! 1.3521 0.04118 213 152 47 14
554 You'd better order a pizza 1.3521 0.04064 213 151 49 13
555 Can you please stop telling me it would be done by now if I'd started the fire when you said to!!! 1.3521 0.04277 213 155 41 17
556 They were out of mammoth. 1.3521 0.03954 213 149 53 11
557 Go to bed, this is breakfast. 1.3521 0.03954 213 149 53 11
558 We would have been eating by now if you let me buy the full size kettle. 1.3521 0.04172 213 153 45 15
559 When I was younger we didn't even have fire to grill 1.3507 0.04032 211 149 50 12
560 As God is my witness,we'll never be hungry again" 1.3507 0.04032 211 149 50 12
561 Discovering fire was the easy part. 1.3507 0.04197 211 152 44 15
562 A few more minutes; you said that yesterday! 1.3507 0.04032 211 149 50 12
563 This is precisely why you shouldn't grocery shop on an empty stomach. 1.3507 0.04143 211 151 46 14
564 I know, I know, 165 degrees. 1.3507 0.04250 211 153 42 16
565 No you may not break the wishbone! It's holding up Grandmother's room. 1.3507 0.04088 211 150 48 13
566 It’ll be fine, honey. It’s paleo. 1.3507 0.04088 211 150 48 13
567 I told you we should have ordered take out. 1.3507 0.04032 211 149 50 12
568 It finally defrosted. Goodbye Ice Age...Hello Global Warming. 1.3500 0.04297 200 144 42 14
569 I will have it ready by the bronze age. 1.3500 0.04118 200 141 48 11
570 You couldn’t have told me earlier that you wanted to explore vegetarianism? 1.3493 0.03998 209 147 51 11
571 Well, then go gather some snacks. 1.3493 0.04056 209 148 49 12
572 I'm no longer giving completion estimates, OK? 1.3493 0.04276 209 152 41 16
573 Woman! Quick, paint a picture of this on the wall. 1.3493 0.04330 209 153 39 17
574 They're extinct now so you better enjoy. 1.3493 0.03998 209 147 51 11
575 Its almost ready. Just another couple of days... 1.3493 0.03761 209 143 59 7
576 Enough with the "Is it done yet 1.3493 0.03998 209 147 51 11
577 I invented fire, not gas. 1.3493 0.04276 209 152 41 16
578 Sure they're extinct, but Whole Foods has everything. 1.3493 0.04167 209 150 45 14
579 The package said no artificial growth hormones... 1.3493 0.04222 209 151 43 15
580 It’s mostly over indirect heat. 1.3493 0.04167 209 150 45 14
581 The Neoliths aren't coming. They said they've gone agrarian. 1.3493 0.04056 209 148 49 12
582 When our guests arrive next week, the meat will be done. 1.3493 0.04222 209 151 43 15
583 You want vegan, take the kids to your sister's cave 1.3493 0.04112 209 149 47 13
584 Uh, yeah. It's vegan. 1.3493 0.04056 209 148 49 12
585 For future reference, let me know when you've lent out the big spatula. 1.3493 0.04056 209 148 49 12
586 What the hell you mean, you've decided to go vegan??!? 1.3493 0.04056 209 148 49 12
587 The white meat has been done for a while. 1.3493 0.04167 209 150 45 14
588 And then I asked him, 'Why are you crossing the road?' 1.3493 0.04222 209 151 43 15
589 Hunter, gatherer and barbecuer. 1.3490 0.04032 192 133 51 8
590 Uh ... no. I haven't seen your pet stegosaurus of late. 1.3480 0.04235 204 147 43 14
591 I have an uncanny desire to hold a 12-ounce cylindrical object in my right hand. 1.3478 0.04248 207 150 42 15
592 I also discovered Costco. 1.3478 0.04248 207 150 42 15
593 It took him 17 years to get this big so can you wait 2 more minutes until it’s done? 1.3478 0.03903 207 144 54 9
594 And DON’T tell me you only like white meat! 1.3478 0.04193 207 149 44 14
595 Don’t put the corn on yet 1.3478 0.04136 207 148 46 13
596 Let's just call it Beyond Turkey. 1.3478 0.04079 207 147 48 12
597 You can start the beans at sunrise. 1.3478 0.04079 207 147 48 12
598 Just a few more days. 1.3478 0.03903 207 144 54 9
599 Next time don’t shop at Costco! 1.3478 0.04248 207 150 42 15
600 Midnight munchies, dear? 1.3478 0.04136 207 148 46 13
601 Sorry there's only one drumstick. You'll have to share. 1.3478 0.03963 207 145 52 10
602 This way, there are no fights over the drumstick. 1.3478 0.03963 207 145 52 10
603 What happens in our diorama........stays in our diorama. 1.3474 0.04191 190 134 46 10
604 And what are you three having for dinner? 1.3468 0.04460 173 123 40 10
605 Just think of it like Thanksgiving, but for three years straight. 1.3467 0.04187 199 142 45 12
606 I figure it'll be ready sometime tomorrow.... why? 1.3467 0.04187 199 142 45 12
607 Next month we'll have dessert. 1.3467 0.04187 199 142 45 12
608 You can’t get the grill marks if you cook it over an open flame. 1.3465 0.03836 202 139 56 7
609 I hope dark meat is OK! 1.3465 0.04204 202 145 44 13
610 It’s the last woolly mammoth, so it’ll be worth the wait. 1.3465 0.04085 202 143 48 11
611 There's nothing worse than undercooked brontosaurus." 1.3465 0.04319 202 147 40 15
612 It's Sunday. Chick-fil-A was closed. 1.3463 0.04385 205 151 37 17
613 Does anybody else want one? 1.3463 0.04330 205 150 39 16
614 Yes, the coals are hot enough! 1.3463 0.04045 205 145 49 11
615 I want a gas BBQ for my birthday. 1.3463 0.04161 205 147 45 13
616 I got the idea from a restaurant review in The New Yorker. 1.3463 0.04598 205 155 29 21
617 Rare okay? 1.3463 0.04045 205 145 49 11
618 You always said I was paranoid about growth hormones in our food, but now do you believe me? 1.3463 0.04218 205 148 43 14
619 I’m thinking late tomorrow afternoon. Do we have another option for tonight? 1.3463 0.04045 205 145 49 11
620 Hon, I might be here for a bit. Would you bring me a beer? 1.3463 0.04274 205 149 41 15
621 What? I'm hungry. 1.3463 0.04274 205 149 41 15
622 You'll like it. It tastes like what chicken will taste like in the future. 1.3463 0.04103 205 146 47 12
623 Maybe instead of a spatula you could have bought me a bigger grill. 1.3463 0.03924 205 143 53 9
624 this one's almost done. bring me the other leg. 1.3463 0.04103 205 146 47 12
625 I was the one who suggested burgers; but noooo...you insisted on a drumstick. 1.3463 0.04045 205 145 49 11
626 It’s my mother’s recipe. 1.3463 0.03985 205 144 51 10
627 But it's gluten-free! 1.3463 0.04218 205 148 43 14
628 This is gonna take another couple of days so you may as well go back inside and draw on the walls. 1.3463 0.04330 205 150 39 16
629 Yeah, but on the bright side by the time it's done we may have gone from Erectus to Sapiens. 1.3463 0.03985 205 144 51 10
630 I could be the next Iron Age Chef!" 1.3463 0.04274 205 149 41 15
631 Hey - you want white meat you gotta hunt it yourself 1.3463 0.04218 205 148 43 14
632 Okay, I've got sort of done, maybe kind of done, and probably not much done at all. 1.3463 0.04103 205 146 47 12
633 Just be thankful that I'm not cooking it sous vide. 1.3463 0.03863 205 142 55 8
634 Of course it's free range AND organic. I wasn't born under a rock ... Well ... 1.3463 0.04161 205 147 45 13
635 Pay attention, kids – someday you'll need to flip a pterodactyl leg with a spatula. 1.3463 0.04045 205 145 49 11
636 That’s it for the leftovers. 1.3450 0.04047 200 141 49 10
637 You said, "Well done." 1.3450 0.04047 200 146 41 13
638 What do you mean, 'the kids want vegetarian'? 1.3450 0.03985 200 140 51 9
639 Borgtok, is this our large spatula? 1.3450 0.04109 200 142 47 11
640 The T-Rex ate the rest... 1.3450 0.04229 200 144 43 13
641 Next time, let's get the hormone-free pterodactyl legs. 1.3450 0.04229 200 144 43 13
642 Do you want burnt or raw? 1.3450 0.04109 200 142 47 11
643 The other leg got away? 1.3450 0.04109 200 142 47 11
644 I'm happy as long as you're doing the carving. 1.3450 0.04109 200 142 47 11
645 Relax, we're all getting the drumstick. 1.3448 0.04008 203 143 50 10
646 Another successful Costco outing. 1.3448 0.04301 203 148 40 15
647 Of course we can all have the leg. 1.3448 0.04128 203 145 46 12
648 Honey, can you grab the meat thermometer for me? 1.3448 0.04068 203 144 48 11
649 NOW I wish I had paid extra for the rotisserie 1.3448 0.04244 203 147 42 14
650 What?? I had a late craving... 1.3448 0.04128 203 145 46 12
651 Do you want to eat inside or outside? 1.3448 0.04244 203 147 42 14
652 Just a few more hours, sweetie. 1.3448 0.04008 203 143 50 10
653 Well done? Not possible. 1.3448 0.04186 203 146 44 13
654 It's a Costco chicken 1.3448 0.04186 203 146 44 13
655 It’s not too much, honey! We’ll use it for lunches if we have leftovers. 1.3448 0.04244 203 147 42 14
656 I think maybe four or five days should do it? 1.3448 0.03946 203 142 52 9
657 I sometimes think we're taking this paleo diet too literally. 1.3448 0.04244 203 147 42 14
658 Wow. What happened to rest of him. 1.3448 0.04128 203 145 46 12
659 I hope everyone likes rare. 1.3448 0.04068 203 144 48 11
660 Can someone bring me the basting broom? 1.3448 0.04186 203 146 44 13
661 No, it’s not. 1.3448 0.04413 203 150 36 17
662 Honey, is it too late to order a pizza? 1.3448 0.04244 203 147 42 14
663 Don’t worry honey, they promised me there were no artificial hormones. 1.3448 0.04008 203 143 50 10
664 Honey, this is our last leg since the thaw 1.3448 0.04413 203 150 36 17
665 White Meat??!! Now you want white meat! 1.3448 0.04358 203 149 38 16
666 It would help if you didn't just stand there. 1.3448 0.04244 203 147 42 14
667 What year did you say the Joneses were coming? 1.3436 0.04636 163 117 36 10
668 Sure, it’s inconvenient, but nothing’s organic at the deli.” 1.3433 0.04152 201 144 45 12
669 Why do you always have this disapproving look on your face? 1.3433 0.04271 201 146 41 14
670 Stop sniveling; it was him or me! 1.3433 0.04212 201 145 43 13
671 We need a bigger grill 1.3433 0.04152 201 144 45 12
672 Who's for rare? 1.3433 0.04152 201 144 45 12
673 Yes, Weber is the "Cadillac of Grills." For Titanis Bird, we need "Winnebago of Grills." 1.3433 0.04092 201 143 47 11
674 No briquettes, no lighter fluid. You tell me how long it's gonna take. 1.3433 0.04271 201 146 41 14
675 Do you think one is enough? 1.3433 0.04092 201 143 47 11
676 It's not going to cook any faster by staring at it. 1.3433 0.04031 201 142 49 10
677 And this was one of the babies. 1.3433 0.04328 201 147 39 15
678 Last time I send you shopping alone. 1.3433 0.04328 201 147 39 15
679 Told you I was a leg man. 1.3433 0.04328 201 147 39 15
680 What? It’s woolly mammoth. It was the last one. I got it on sale. 1.3433 0.04092 201 143 47 11
681 No, I cannot guarantee it is organic. 1.3433 0.03905 201 140 53 8
682 Grilling is a process, Helen! 1.3433 0.03905 201 140 53 8
683 Call me crazy but a good old-fashioned fire would be better. 1.3433 0.04271 201 146 41 14
684 Over at MacDonald's cave he cooks his in just a couple minutes! 1.3417 0.04297 199 145 40 14
685 Carbs were bad for us, honey. 1.3417 0.04178 199 143 44 12
686 Don't give me grief, they were on sale. 1.3417 0.04178 199 143 44 12
687 Tell me why I should even bother making a grocery list for you anymore. 1.3417 0.04297 199 145 40 14
688 You know the Gronks have a gas grill, Sharon... 1.3417 0.03796 199 137 56 6
689 Shoulda seen the one that got away! 1.3417 0.04054 199 141 48 10
690 We wanted wings 1.3417 0.04238 199 144 42 13
691 I’m braver than you think. You should have seen this chick’s mother. 1.3417 0.03991 199 140 50 9
692 Don’t just stand there. Bring me the big tongs. 1.3417 0.04116 199 142 46 11
693 Buying in bulk is cheaper, Ellen 1.3417 0.04178 199 143 44 12
694 Dinner will be ready some time in the late Pleistocene. The kids can have some chips and queso first. 1.3417 0.04297 199 145 40 14
695 Well Done? Are you serious? 1.3417 0.04297 199 145 40 14
696 What do you mean now you’re a vegetarian? 1.3417 0.04238 199 144 42 13
697 I know it's past dinnertime 1.3417 0.03991 199 140 50 9
698 Sorry, won’t happen again, it was a close out special, last one, species just went extinct. 1.3417 0.03991 199 140 50 9
699 You should have gathered more nuts and berries 1.3417 0.04116 199 142 46 11
700 I don't want to hear, 'Is it ready yet?' 1.3417 0.04116 199 142 46 11
701 This is not my idea of 'eating out.' 1.3417 0.03991 199 140 50 9
702 I couldn’t find Big Foot, but I was able to catch Big Leg. 1.3407 0.04299 182 130 42 10
703 it's grass-fed. 1.3402 0.04247 194 140 42 12
704 It tastes like chicken, dear 1.3402 0.04120 194 138 46 10
705 Your dinner will be prehistoric. 1.3401 0.04203 197 142 43 12
706 Sorry - I'll put the white meat on next. Gimme a couple days. 1.3401 0.04141 197 141 45 11
707 Must wait. Not want E. coli. 1.3401 0.04264 197 143 41 13
708 Dinner is almost ready and I hope you like Pterodactyl. 1.3401 0.04203 197 142 43 12
709 Challenged a T-Rex to an arm wrestling contest, works every time... 1.3401 0.04325 197 144 39 14
710 I told you I prefer white meat! What happened to the breast? 1.3401 0.04141 197 141 45 11
711 Ten more minutes, okay? 1.3401 0.03747 197 135 57 5
712 Do you want it “crispy” or “original” 1.3401 0.04141 197 141 45 11
713 They were on sale at Costco! 1.3401 0.04203 197 142 43 12
714 You should see the wings. 1.3401 0.04078 197 140 47 10
715 Velociraptor must be cooked to an internal temperature of 165 degrees. 1.3401 0.04014 197 139 49 9
716 It'll be done in the Mesozoic Era. 1.3401 0.04078 197 140 47 10
717 How do you feel about pterodactyl tartare? 1.3385 0.04338 192 140 39 13
718 I got tired of being a starving cave artist. 1.3385 0.03836 195 135 54 6
719 Yes sweetie, you are a true visionary. Now, how about we just get a pizza before we all starve. 1.3385 0.04037 195 138 48 9
720 This will work a lot better once someone invents beer, mesquite, and fire. 1.3385 0.04229 195 141 42 12
721 That'll teach 'em to cancel our flight. 1.3385 0.04291 195 142 40 13
722 Sure, we could eat this. But think about what we can catch with this as the bait. 1.3385 0.04291 195 142 40 13
723 I told you post-apocalyptic life would be weird. 1.3385 0.04472 195 145 34 16
724 I don't care if you don't like dark meat! 1.3385 0.04352 195 143 38 14
725 Go on dear, flip the bird. 1.3385 0.04352 195 143 38 14
726 Believe or not, someday people will pay a lot of money for a smoked drumstick one-tenth this size. 1.3385 0.04102 195 139 46 10
727 I forgot to defrost it for 351 hours first! 1.3385 0.04166 195 140 44 11
728 It's dark meat for the next month guys! 1.3385 0.04037 195 138 48 9
729 What son mean, he vegan? 1.3385 0.04037 195 138 48 9
730 Better eat this fast; his mom is right around the corner. 1.3385 0.04037 195 138 48 9
731 And 66 million years later human beings will wonder what caused the dinosaurs to go extinct. 1.3385 0.04166 195 140 44 11
732 I’m considering switching from fossil fuels, or, as we call them, fuels. 1.3385 0.04102 195 139 46 10
733 Ok, ok, it was the managers special 1.3385 0.03971 195 137 50 8
734 I told you we should have taken the mammoth out of the glacier this morning 1.3385 0.04352 195 143 38 14
735 And you say I don’t do anything for this family 1.3385 0.04291 195 142 40 13
736 Because Flintstone got the last rack of ribs at the drive-thru, that's why! 1.3385 0.04352 195 143 38 14
737 Quick! Get a wall drawing of this! 1.3371 0.04569 178 131 34 13
738 Bring me the large spatula please. 1.3370 0.04260 184 132 42 10
739 It's just taking a little longer than I planned. 1.3368 0.04429 190 140 36 14
740 There's more from where this came from. 1.3368 0.04192 193 139 43 11
741 Look what the meteor shower gave us for dinner tonight. 1.3351 0.04282 191 139 40 12
742 No, you can only have dark meat! 1.3351 0.04085 191 136 46 9
743 Gimme a break I only just discovered fire 1.3351 0.04218 191 138 42 11
744 After the BBQ and the spatula, we’re gonna have to invent beer.” 1.3351 0.04346 191 140 38 13
745 Dinner is going to take a while. 1.3351 0.04152 191 137 44 10
746 Amazing, isn't it? I'm calling it a 'grill'. 1.3351 0.04471 191 142 34 15
747 I told you not to shop at Costco. 1.3351 0.04152 191 137 44 10
748 Don't blame me. You're the ones who wanted dark meat! 1.3351 0.04017 191 135 48 8
749 So where is this Costco hunting ground? 1.3351 0.04218 191 138 42 11
750 You guys had better make a start on the roots & berries 1.3351 0.04218 191 138 42 11
751 It was faster when we ate everything rare. 1.3351 0.04152 191 137 44 10
752 It was the smallest size available at Costcave. 1.3351 0.04218 191 138 42 11
753 Just you wait. Some day, every cave will have one of these babies. 1.3351 0.04282 191 139 40 12
754 I just discovered fire. Still trying to figure out the time to cook 1.3351 0.04152 191 137 44 10
755 You've gone vegan - and now you tell me! 1.3351 0.03948 191 134 50 7
756 It will be done by Wednesday 1.3351 0.04017 191 135 48 8
757 I'm assuming you bought the extra-large taco shells. 1.3351 0.04409 191 141 36 14
758 I thought we got past "size matters," Doug. 1.3351 0.04282 191 139 40 12
759 It'll be a little longer...I got delayed inventing fire. 1.3351 0.04409 191 141 36 14
760 Yes, dear. I know it has to cook through. 1.3351 0.04409 191 141 36 14
761 I’ll be glad when these things evolve into chickens 1.3351 0.04218 191 138 42 11
762 Of course it's compatible with the Paleo diet! 1.3333 0.04040 189 134 47 8
763 You're the one who wants "well done" 1.3333 0.04109 189 135 45 9
764 They said “it’s so easy a cavemen can do it!” 1.3333 0.04177 189 136 43 10
765 Not only is it dinner. It deters other dinosaurs. 1.3333 0.03826 189 131 53 5
766 But we had tyrannosaurus last night! 1.3333 0.04310 189 138 39 12
767 Look, no one loved Thumper more than I did. But I wasn't gonna just flush him down the toilet! 1.3333 0.04564 189 142 31 16
768 I remember when these things came in a bucket. 1.3333 0.04109 189 135 45 9
769 Don't you dare tell me you've gone vegan. 1.3333 0.04177 189 136 43 10
770 You can't rush pterfection, kids 1.3333 0.04543 171 125 35 11
771 You'll eat dark meat and like it. 1.3333 0.04109 189 135 45 9
772 It's still gonna be a while, but I gotta say, the pre-seasoning made all the difference this time. 1.3333 0.04244 189 137 41 11
773 It's 3am, Bob. Maybe give up on slow-cooking this? 1.3333 0.04509 177 130 35 12
774 Who likes it rare? 1.3333 0.04229 171 121 43 7
775 Honey, could you set the timer for 3 moon cycles? 1.3333 0.04375 189 139 37 13
776 I'm gonna need a bigger spatula. 1.3333 0.04109 189 135 45 9
777 I SAID, it will be done SOON! 1.3333 0.04040 189 134 47 8
778 What do you mean you’re a vegetarian? 1.3333 0.04310 189 138 39 12
779 Did we get RSVP from the Neanderthals? 1.3333 0.04618 171 126 33 12
780 Give me a break! I just learned how to make fire. 1.3333 0.04310 189 138 39 12
781 Ok, plant the onions. It should be ready by the end of the month. 1.3333 0.04244 189 137 41 11
782 Hey, it’s gluten-free. 1.3333 0.04244 189 137 41 11
783 I told you we should get the three-burner grill, but no... 1.3315 0.04178 184 132 43 9
784 Next weekend - sushi. 1.3315 0.04453 184 136 35 13
785 I harness fire. I invent barbecue. The least you can do is bring me a cold one. 1.3315 0.04249 184 133 41 10
786 It's from a new place called Costco 1.3314 0.04289 172 123 41 8
787 Just two more days. 1.3297 0.04131 182 130 44 8
788 You get what you get and you don’t get upset. 1.3297 0.04057 182 129 46 7
789 You can't rush woolly mammoth. 1.3297 0.04276 182 132 40 10
790 We can eat this later. Right now President Trump wants to trace around it to include Alabama in the hurricane warning. 1.3296 0.04605 179 134 31 14
791 I already told you!! They were out of the white meat.... 1.3296 0.04323 179 130 39 10
792 I'm doing the best I can with this primitive grill. 1.3294 0.04317 170 122 40 8
793 Let the Homo sapiens worry about carbon emissions. 1.3294 0.04703 170 127 30 13
794 Why woman stand there? Go invent potato salad. 1.3289 0.04804 149 109 31 9
795 Do you honestly think that this is going to cook evenly? 1.3278 0.04445 180 133 35 12
796 I'm gonna need more wood. 1.3260 0.03829 181 126 51 4
797 Do we have any asparagus? 1.3260 0.04424 181 134 35 12
798 I told you already. When the moon is full. 1.3260 0.04283 181 132 39 10
799 Tell the boy child they were out of nuggets. 1.3260 0.04354 181 133 37 11
800 I could do with bigger tongs, honey. 1.3260 0.04354 181 133 37 11
801 Everybody gets the drumstick tonight! 1.3260 0.04561 181 136 31 14
802 One taste of my demi-glace and you won’t think it’s pretentious. 1.3260 0.04283 181 132 39 10
803 Honey, did you say 20 minutes per pound? 1.3258 0.04105 178 127 44 7
804 I am cooking it slow! 1.3258 0.04257 178 129 40 9
805 You could have at least bought a bigger spatula. 1.3258 0.04257 178 129 40 9
806 Who gets the drumstick? 1.3258 0.04331 178 130 38 10
807 Wheel schmeel, this baby is the future. 1.3258 0.04475 178 132 34 12
808 The Pre-American Dream 1.3258 0.04475 178 132 34 12
809 Let me have this. I gave you my man cave. 1.3258 0.04257 178 129 40 9
810 Honey, when did you take the bird out of the glacier? 1.3258 0.04182 178 128 42 8
811 Your eyes were bigger than your grill. 1.3257 0.04305 175 127 39 9
812 Don't worry about leftovers. By the time this is finally cooked,the Ice Age should be here. 1.3239 0.04360 176 129 37 10
813 It's Beyond mammoth 1.3239 0.04506 176 131 33 12
814 I figured this would put an end to fighting over who eats the drumsticks for a while. 1.3239 0.04130 176 126 43 7
815 Hunny, of course it’s organic non-GMO. 1.3239 0.04285 176 128 39 9
816 What do you mean, you want white meat? 1.3239 0.04285 176 128 39 9
817 You have time to kill a giant chicken and invent the charcoal grill, but can't pick the kids up from school? 1.3239 0.04285 176 128 39 9
818 We have kids? 1.3239 0.04506 176 131 33 12
819 Scream if you see a one-legged terror bird hopping around. 1.3239 0.04648 176 133 29 14
820 Just another 8 hours my dear 1.3239 0.04285 176 128 39 9
821 Okay, okay . . . so maybe I shouldn’t have jumped at the pre-meteor grill sale. 1.3239 0.04130 176 126 43 7
822 Do you like it medium rare, or extinct 1.3239 0.04360 176 129 37 10
823 Next one flies by with a white meat drumstick, I’ll bag it. 1.3239 0.04208 176 127 41 8
824 Hun, can you gather some spices? 1.3239 0.04285 176 128 39 9
825 I loved Barney too but he would have wanted it this way. 1.3239 0.04578 176 132 31 13
826 Be patient. You know the dark meat takes longer. 1.3239 0.04130 176 126 43 7
827 Of course its soy-based, do I look like a Neanderthal? 1.3239 0.04433 176 130 35 11
828 I don't care if it's the Ice Age. We're grilling out! 1.3239 0.04360 176 129 37 10
829 Dinner will be a little late. 1.3239 0.04578 176 132 31 13
830 Nearly done - just give it a week. 1.3239 0.04208 176 127 41 8
831 Save the bone for my crafting! 1.3239 0.04360 176 129 37 10
832 Trust me it will taste just like Chicken..!! 1.3239 0.04360 176 129 37 10
833 You stay in there in case he comes around looking for it. 1.3239 0.04578 176 132 31 13
834 Hey Babe , do you have a 2 ft thermometer? 1.3239 0.04360 176 129 37 10
835 Do you want the bun toasted? 1.3239 0.04208 176 127 41 8
836 Well next time you might think twice before making fun of my small spear when I want a new big grill. 1.3239 0.04360 176 129 37 10
837 Well it took even longer to kill so chill out. 1.3239 0.04360 176 129 37 10
838 You think this is big, wait til you see what I have planned for the Super Bowl. 1.3239 0.04285 176 128 39 9
839 We've just discovered fire last week, it's not like I know what i'm doing. 1.3239 0.04506 176 131 33 12
840 This is an example of biting off more than you can chew. 1.3239 0.04433 176 130 35 11
841 No! There’s no veggie option! 1.3239 0.04433 176 130 35 11
842 Sometime this Millennium would be nice. 1.3239 0.04360 176 129 37 10
843 Do you have anything plant based? 1.3239 0.04285 176 128 39 9
844 I think this calls for a nice Bordeaux. 1.3239 0.04506 176 131 33 12
845 What do you mean that you want a breast? 1.3239 0.04208 176 127 41 8
846 Um, so we're down to one briquette .. so this may take awhile .. 1.3239 0.04360 176 129 37 10
847 See -- this is why we needed to bring the grill. 1.3237 0.04175 173 124 42 7
848 I know that's what I said last night. 1.3237 0.04175 173 124 42 7
849 You should have seen the size of the breast. 1.3218 0.04464 174 129 34 11
850 Yes, as a matter of fact, it was free range. 1.3218 0.04464 174 129 34 11
851 We're gonna need a bigger grill. 1.3218 0.04235 174 126 40 8
852 Don’t tell me now you’ve decided to become a vegetarian. 1.3218 0.04464 174 129 34 11
853 I know when to flip it. 1.3218 0.04155 174 125 42 7
854 It'll be done before half time. 1.3218 0.04538 174 130 32 12
855 And your mother said I 'couldn't bring home the bacon.' 1.3218 0.04155 174 125 42 7
856 I said to bring home the bacon. 1.3218 0.04464 174 129 34 11
857 Winner, Winner, Pterodactyl Dinner 1.3218 0.04464 174 129 34 11
858 I hope you all like the dark meat. 1.3218 0.04389 174 128 36 10
859 Do you want yours raw or rare? 1.3218 0.04538 174 130 32 12
860 It was the only part your hunter could gather 1.3218 0.04312 174 127 38 9
861 First I marinate it in red wine and olive oil with a little rosemary and then I turn it often for three days. 1.3216 0.04282 171 124 39 8
862 Oh yeah? Be my guest if any of you think you can cook it faster. 1.3216 0.04740 171 130 27 14
863 We’re looking at about five hours a side. 1.3216 0.04362 171 125 37 9
864 What do you mean it's not balanced? It looks balanced to me. 1.3216 0.04440 171 126 35 10
865 You have to admit it, Linda - that nuclear holocaust did have its perks. 1.3208 0.04748 159 119 29 11
866 Stay there. His mother may come looking. 1.3198 0.04418 172 127 35 10
867 Who wants the last one? ... It really is the last one! 1.3198 0.04418 172 127 35 10
868 It's Tyrannosaurus ex. 1.3198 0.04716 172 131 27 14
869 How do you take it, well-done or Mesozoic? 1.3198 0.04569 172 129 31 12
870 You all get drumstick. 1.3198 0.04418 172 127 35 10
871 Trust me, I can't burn it this time. 1.3198 0.04418 172 127 35 10
872 Just be thankful the big one got away. 1.3198 0.04099 172 123 43 6
873 I told you not to supersize your order. 1.3198 0.04418 172 127 35 10
874 The slow food movement is really on trend 1.3198 0.04099 172 123 43 6
875 Oh, order this huge grill on Amazon, you said! Perfect for a paleo diet, you said! 1.3195 0.04391 169 124 36 9
876 What? They were out of the large. 1.3195 0.04549 169 126 32 11
877 Keep an eye out for the rest of him. 1.3193 0.04605 166 124 31 11
878 It should be done before the next ice age. 1.3193 0.04360 166 121 37 8
879 Oh, you want white meat? He shouldn't be hard to track. 1.3193 0.04605 166 124 31 11
880 Patience - there's no such thing as fast food on the Paleo Diet. 1.3190 0.04497 163 120 34 9
881 Will dinner be ready before the pleistocene age ends? 1.3190 0.04412 163 119 36 8
882 Are you sure you want it Well Done 1.3176 0.04123 170 122 42 6
883 They were all out of mammoth. I had to get turkey instead. 1.3176 0.04448 170 126 34 10
884 In a couple of thousand years, people will be walking around state fairs with these. 1.3176 0.04207 170 123 40 7
885 You want white meat, you drag it home next time! 1.3176 0.04369 170 125 36 9
886 Snuffy went North to a special farm, kids. 1.3176 0.04207 170 123 40 7
887 Anyone for tartare? 1.3176 0.04526 170 127 32 11
888 This was the last T-Rex, so it's going to have to last us awhile. 1.3176 0.03951 170 120 46 4
889 Sorry, took me longer than I thought to invent fire. 1.3176 0.04369 170 125 36 9
890 Dining room or al fresco?” 1.3176 0.04289 170 124 38 8
891 I learned this from that big Monolith that was here last week.” 1.3176 0.04526 170 127 32 11
892 More wood. 1.3176 0.04038 170 121 44 5
893 I have to invent fire and do all the cooking? 1.3176 0.04369 170 125 36 9
894 Yes, I brined it. 1.3176 0.04448 170 126 34 10
895 They call it a spatula 1.3176 0.04207 170 123 40 7
896 It's part of the tundra to hovel movement. 1.3176 0.04526 170 127 32 11
897 Thag hungry too, but Thag know difference between eating and dining. 1.3176 0.04207 170 123 40 7
898 Could you try not overcooking it, for once?? 1.3176 0.04677 170 129 28 13
899 It's just a midnight snack, don't judge me! 1.3176 0.04038 170 121 44 5
900 Are the potatoes ready yet? 1.3176 0.04526 170 127 32 11
901 Is there any more white meat? 1.3176 0.04289 170 124 38 8
902 Of course, Honey. Just how you like it. Charred on the outside, and pink with foot-long parasites on the inside. 1.3176 0.04369 170 125 36 9
903 I know what I'm doing! 1.3176 0.04123 170 122 42 6
904 Don’t look at me, you’re the one who wanted to move to the suburbs 1.3176 0.04207 170 123 40 7
905 It'll be done next week. 1.3176 0.04448 170 126 34 10
906 No, it’s a smoker. Fire hasn’t been discovered yet. 1.3176 0.04207 170 123 40 7
907 Whose turn for the drumstick? 1.3176 0.04207 170 123 40 7
908 I’ve prepared a side of tree. 1.3176 0.04207 170 123 40 7
909 I told you bone-in would take longer... 1.3176 0.04602 170 128 30 12
910 Who wants buffalo wing? 1.3176 0.04526 170 127 32 11
911 Sorry, folks. Dinner will be another six hours or so. 1.3174 0.04169 167 120 41 6
912 Club Sandwich, anyone? 1.3161 0.04645 155 115 31 9
913 I’m glad we decided on bone-in. 1.3161 0.04170 155 110 41 4
914 Yes, Ellen, you ARE right...perhaps I should have spatchcocked it. 1.3161 0.04735 155 116 29 10
915 Honey! Where is the other drumstick? 1.3155 0.04317 168 123 37 8
916 dinner's ready 1.3155 0.04399 168 124 35 9
917 Ready in a week! 1.3155 0.04317 168 123 37 8
918 Wait till you see the rump roast! 1.3155 0.04479 168 125 33 10
919 Don't worry, chickens and dinosaurs are related. 1.3155 0.04317 168 123 37 8
920 The Mastadon would have been too gamey 1.3148 0.04505 162 120 33 9
921 I am committed to my new diet and yes, that does include period dress and housing. 1.3133 0.04836 150 113 27 10
922 Where's that pterodactyl baster we got from Williams Sonoma? 1.3133 0.04428 166 123 34 9
923 They only had Stegosaurus. 1.3133 0.04428 166 123 34 9
924 Don't worry. It'll be ready by Thanksgiving. 1.3133 0.04345 166 122 36 8
925 How's the potato coming? 1.3133 0.04345 166 122 36 8
926 So easy a caveman can do it? Yeah, keep dreaming Marvin. 1.3133 0.04428 166 123 34 9
927 It may be faster to wait for the invention of the car and drive to a restaurant. 1.3133 0.04345 166 122 36 8
928 Oh yeah, I forgot to tell you, I invented coal. 1.3133 0.04590 166 125 30 11
929 Sorry. The t-rex got all of the white meat. 1.3133 0.04669 166 126 28 12
930 Someone's not worried about their carbon footprint. 1.3133 0.04174 166 120 40 6
931 I'll need more charcoal. 1.3133 0.04345 166 122 36 8
932 Yes dear, of course its grass-fed. 1.3133 0.04345 166 122 36 8
933 Is ice age, Karen. Still frozen in middle. 1.3133 0.04590 166 125 30 11
934 You may want to order take-out." 1.3133 0.04590 166 125 30 11
935 You should've seen the size of the chicken 1.3133 0.04590 166 125 30 11
936 No worries! Ten hours - tops. 1.3133 0.04510 166 124 32 10
937 Yes, I killed Big Bird, shut up and eat! 1.3133 0.04669 166 126 28 12
938 I just turned it. I'll turn it one more time on Tuesday and then it will be ready. 1.3133 0.04345 166 122 36 8
939 I call it the ‘Impossible Drumstick.’ 1.3133 0.04428 166 123 34 9
940 And then I had an idea for something I call the “State Fair” 1.3133 0.04510 166 124 32 10
941 You think this will be enough? 1.3133 0.04428 166 123 34 9
942 I'm not sure how to flip this... 1.3133 0.04345 166 122 36 8
943 Why do you always let your brother have the breast meat? 1.3133 0.04669 166 126 28 12
944 Costco! 1.3133 0.04898 166 129 22 15
945 Yes, it's leftovers again. If you don't like what I'm hunting, why don't you try going out and doing some gathering? 1.3133 0.04260 166 121 38 7
946 Are the potatoes ready? 1.3133 0.04428 166 123 34 9
947 Guess what I want for Father's Day 1.3133 0.04260 166 121 38 7
948 Be patient. Low and slow is the only way to keep it juicy. 1.3133 0.03995 166 118 44 4
949 It took me ages but I finally got the grill started. 1.3133 0.04345 166 122 36 8
950 It will be done at high moon. 1.3133 0.04428 166 123 34 9
951 Yeah, the servings are large, but it's paleo.... 1.3133 0.04510 166 124 32 10
952 It's going to be a few more eras. 1.3133 0.04747 166 127 26 13
953 Sorry I couldn't carry the filet home but the leg is almost as good. 1.3133 0.04428 166 123 34 9
954 Dear, do you think dinner will be done before the industrial revolution? 1.3133 0.04590 166 125 30 11
955 So easy, even a caveman can do it 1.3133 0.04345 166 122 36 8
956 There'll be no arguing over who gets the leg. 1.3133 0.04428 166 123 34 9
957 What do you mean; "we're out of charcoal"? 1.3133 0.04510 166 124 32 10
958 Don't be so squeamish. It tastes alot like pterodactyl 1.3133 0.04510 166 124 32 10
959 What wine goes well with Pterodactyl? 1.3133 0.04260 166 121 38 7
960 Next year's dinner is almost ready. 1.3133 0.04428 166 123 34 9
961 Let me know when the salad’s ready 1.3133 0.04174 166 120 40 6
962 I think we're gonna need a bigger grill. 1.3133 0.04345 166 122 36 8
963 I'm done with that vegan diet!! 1.3133 0.04428 166 123 34 9
964 I understand you’re hungry, but it took me a little while to invent the fire! 1.3133 0.04174 166 120 40 6
965 Yes dear, this is organic, free-range and antibiotic free. 1.3133 0.04345 166 122 36 8
966 I'd say he will have it cooked by next week, so go back to bed. 1.3133 0.04345 166 122 36 8
967 Does anybody NOT like the drumsticks? 1.3133 0.04345 166 122 36 8
968 Have we discovered tongs yet? 1.3133 0.04345 166 122 36 8
969 Two more minutes. 1.3133 0.04260 166 121 38 7
970 If your brother-in-law hadn't discovered fire, we could have eaten hours ago. 1.3133 0.04260 166 121 38 7
971 I SURE HOPE YOU ARE IN A FOWL MOOD 1.3133 0.04174 166 120 40 6
972 No, you dont get a choice. No breast ,no thighs, so deal with it. 1.3133 0.04260 166 121 38 7
973 Honey, can you please bring out the meat thermometer? 1.3133 0.04260 166 121 38 7
974 I hope this paleo diet thing is worth it. 1.3133 0.04345 166 122 36 8
975 I found it near where that meteor hit the other day. 1.3133 0.04428 166 123 34 9
976 I just don't think we should give up on fire completely until we've given it one last test. 1.3133 0.04174 166 120 40 6
977 It is the Lower Paleo diet. 1.3133 0.04590 166 125 30 11
978 Daddy, I'll take a wing. 1.3133 0.04823 166 128 24 14
979 You better like dark meat. 1.3133 0.04345 166 122 36 8
980 No, I don't think its grass fed 1.3133 0.04590 166 125 30 11
981 All of a sudden, I have a hankering for cranberries. 1.3133 0.04510 166 124 32 10
982 Now you know why I asked for a larger grill for my birthday! 1.3133 0.04345 166 122 36 8
983 Alton Brown says low and slow is the way to go 1.3133 0.04590 166 125 30 11
984 Don’t burn it 1.3133 0.04174 166 120 40 6
985 We're having chicken all month. Deal with it. 1.3133 0.04590 166 125 30 11
986 I'm a leg man! 1.3133 0.04510 166 124 32 10
987 You can't rush these things...." 1.3133 0.04345 166 122 36 8
988 Honey, dinner's almost raw. 1.3133 0.04428 166 123 34 9
989 We're two generations from eating it raw and you're all in a panic it won't be well done. 1.3133 0.04085 166 119 42 5
990 I still say a volcano gives a more even barbecuing. 1.3133 0.04428 166 123 34 9
991 How pink is too pink? 1.3133 0.04590 166 125 30 11
992 We may have to order pizza! 1.3133 0.04590 166 125 30 11
993 Well then, don't eat it if it's pink! 1.3133 0.04345 166 122 36 8
994 Next Tuesday there's a special on wing. 1.3133 0.04590 166 125 30 11
995 Tastes just like chicken. 1.3133 0.04345 166 122 36 8
996 This ‘mine has to be bigger’ thing has gone way too far. 1.3133 0.04669 166 126 28 12
997 I wish it felt more like Thanksgiving. 1.3133 0.04428 166 123 34 9
998 I gave up my cave. I draw the line at my grill. 1.3133 0.04260 166 121 38 7
999 And don't ask me again until Tuesday. 1.3133 0.04174 166 120 40 6
1000 Hey gatherers, the hunter wants a beer. 1.3133 0.04428 166 123 34 9
1001 'He's still tied up in the back. You don't kill a bird like that all at once.' 1.3133 0.04669 166 126 28 12
1002 Trump shares sharpie rendering of Alabama family after Dorian makes landfall in Birmingham. 1.3133 0.04669 166 126 28 12
1003 We can't have potato salad until there's agriculture. 1.3133 0.04428 166 123 34 9
1004 What? You were the one who said, 'No big gas grill! We're not Neanderthals!' 1.3133 0.04669 166 126 28 12
1005 Ok, bring out the wing. 1.3133 0.04345 166 122 36 8
1006 What'll we do now for eggs? 1.3133 0.04174 166 120 40 6
1007 It should be ready in a few eras 1.3133 0.03995 166 118 44 4
1008 There was nothing in the refrigerator 1.3133 0.04590 166 125 30 11
1009 It’s new. They call it “Costco.” 1.3133 0.04428 166 123 34 9
1010 Looks like another minute... 1.3133 0.04085 166 119 42 5
1011 You guys already ate, right? 1.3133 0.04428 166 123 34 9
1012 I guess this is what they mean by 'Beyond Meat.' 1.3133 0.04260 166 121 38 7
1013 Keep an eye out for a one-legged T Rex. 1.3133 0.03995 166 118 44 4
1014 Dark meat again? 1.3133 0.04510 166 124 32 10
1015 Just about three more hours, if I can figure out how to turn it. 1.3133 0.04428 166 123 34 9
1016 It's cheaper in bulk. 1.3133 0.04260 166 121 38 7
1017 Five more hours, then we'll do the other side. 1.3133 0.04510 166 124 32 10
1018 Did you forget to defrost it again? 1.3133 0.04510 166 124 32 10
1019 Gimme a break—fire was only invented last week! 1.3133 0.04260 166 121 38 7
1020 It's done when it's done. 1.3129 0.04221 163 118 39 6
1021 Don’t worry, you’ll like it— tastes just like chicken. 1.3129 0.04310 163 119 37 7
1022 Sick of Mastadon? Be careful what you wish for...! 1.3129 0.04310 163 119 37 7
1023 Yeah this is fire model 3. 1.3125 0.04176 160 115 40 5
1024 This one will take a little longer. Snack on some healthy fruit til its done. 1.3125 0.04450 160 118 34 8
1025 Don’t worry. What ever I’m compensating for, probably hasn’t been invented yet. 1.3125 0.04361 160 117 36 7
1026 Please get the T-rex arms next time. 1.3117 0.04173 154 110 40 4
1027 Dark meat or dark meat? 1.3116 0.05122 138 105 23 10
1028 Anyone remember how to gather? 1.3113 0.04621 151 112 31 8
1029 So dinner will be a little late. Not like it's the end of the world. 1.3113 0.04621 151 112 31 8
1030 I wish you hadn't named her. 1.3110 0.04459 164 122 33 9
1031 The packaging said to heat thoroughly ... 1.3110 0.04623 164 124 29 11
1032 You know what they say about the megafauna: easy to kill, tough to grill... ehehe 1.3110 0.04459 164 122 33 9
1033 '... I know, but there was next to nothing on the arms.' 1.3110 0.04782 164 126 25 13
1034 We can have it for breakfast with the egg it laid. 1.3110 0.04623 164 124 29 11
1035 Yes, honey, I know that last time it was still pink on the inside. 1.3110 0.04109 164 118 41 5
1036 Whaddya mean you've gone vegan? 1.3110 0.04542 164 123 31 10
1037 I don’t care if we never coexisted with it. Do you want to eat or not? 1.3110 0.04374 164 121 35 8
1038 This was all I could carry home. 1.3110 0.04287 164 120 37 7
1039 I call it "Impossible Drumstick". 1.3110 0.04623 164 124 29 11
1040 Yes, dear, it's free-range and organic. 1.3110 0.04374 164 121 35 8
1041 It just makes me feel like a man. 1.3110 0.04374 164 121 35 8
1042 Naw, the rest of him got away. 1.3110 0.04199 164 119 39 6
1043 If you want it faster, next time let me buy a bigger grill. 1.3110 0.04374 164 121 35 8
1044 Do you want it rare? 1.3110 0.04374 164 121 35 8
1045 If you think this is big, you should have seen its' parents. 1.3110 0.04374 164 121 35 8
1046 So we'll have leftovers. 1.3110 0.04542 164 124 31 10
1047 Looks like we found your pet terodactyl. 1.3110 0.04623 164 124 29 11
1048 It's supposed to be funny -- it's my drumshtick. 1.3110 0.04623 164 124 29 11
1049 It should be done in 4 suns. 1.3110 0.04374 164 121 35 8
1050 Please tell me you're okay with rare. 1.3110 0.04374 164 121 35 8
1051 It was your idea to live off the grid. 1.3110 0.04459 164 122 33 9
1052 Honey. We are tired of the paleo diet. 1.3110 0.04287 164 120 37 7
1053 As long as you were at it, could you have invented a larger grill? 1.3110 0.04199 164 119 39 6
1054 No, Gorb got the breast. 1.3110 0.04199 164 119 39 6
1055 You mean I gotta wait ten thousand years for my cold beer? 1.3110 0.04704 164 125 27 12
1056 It’s going to be a few minutes - I JUST discovered fire. 1.3110 0.04542 164 123 31 10
1057 Only a few more days on each side. 1.3110 0.04287 164 120 37 7
1058 They were having a "soon-to-be-extinct" sale at the supermarket. 1.3110 0.04542 164 123 31 10
1059 Nothing beats a free-range organic stegosaurus leg. 1.3110 0.04623 164 124 29 11
1060 It would have been ready sooner but it took all morning to discover fire 1.3110 0.04623 164 124 29 11
1061 No, we are not ordering a pizza. 1.3110 0.04199 164 119 39 6
1062 Because they were out of Stegosaurus breasts, O.K.? 1.3110 0.04623 164 124 29 11
1063 Wait until you see tomorrow's omelette!" 1.3110 0.04542 164 123 31 10
1064 Don't forget to turn it!!! 1.3110 0.04287 164 120 37 7
1065 You think fire so simple? fire complicated! You reason why woman will never cook!” 1.3110 0.04459 164 122 33 9
1066 Next time, don't go to Costco 1.3110 0.04542 164 123 31 10
1067 When we remodel the patio, I'd like a bigger grill 1.3110 0.04459 164 122 33 9
1068 Sorry, there's no room for a veggie dog. 1.3110 0.04199 164 119 39 6
1069 Thursday, I said. Thursday! Today is Tuesday 1.3110 0.04542 164 123 31 10
1070 Can't it be a little pink? 1.3110 0.04199 164 119 39 6
1071 I’ve heard it tastes just like chicken 1.3110 0.04542 164 123 31 10
1072 Now that we can cook with fire, it’s time to invent gender stereotypes. 1.3110 0.04287 164 120 37 7
1073 If only we lived in the convection age. 1.3106 0.04426 161 119 34 8
1074 You want the honey-glazed turnips or three-bean salad with this? 1.3106 0.04598 161 121 30 10
1075 Who wants theirs tartare? 1.3106 0.04513 161 120 32 9
1076 These new meal kits do the hunting FOR you! 1.3101 0.04657 158 119 29 10
1077 First things first. I'll invent the wheel tomorrow. 1.3097 0.04348 155 113 36 6
1078 It should be done later in the week. 1.3097 0.04444 155 114 34 7
1079 Who wants rare? 1.3097 0.04444 155 114 34 7
1080 We're going to need a bigger habachi. 1.3097 0.04251 155 112 38 5
1081 I have a bone to pick with you. 1.3097 0.04348 155 113 36 6
1082 It should be ready by the Pleistocene era. 1.3097 0.04251 155 112 38 5
1083 The next one who says they want white meat gets extinct. 1.3097 0.04806 155 118 26 11
1084 A watched dino leg never grills. 1.3097 0.04537 155 115 32 8
1085 We should get a rotisserie and a chain saw. 1.3097 0.04537 155 115 32 8
1086 I know you're hungry, Karen. I gathered that. 1.3097 0.04348 155 113 36 6
1087 I also discovered the marshmallow. 1.3097 0.04628 155 116 30 9
1088 You want fries with this? 1.3097 0.04628 155 116 30 9
1089 I’ll give it a few more minutes. 1.3097 0.04444 155 114 34 7
1090 I know it's big, but the price per pound was way cheaper than the smaller ones. 1.3097 0.04718 155 117 28 10
1091 You're the one who wanted it well done. 1.3097 0.04251 155 112 38 5
1092 This should taste like chicken.... 1.3097 0.04537 155 115 32 8
1093 I'm telling you, it's going to be under-done. 1.3097 0.04251 155 112 38 5
1094 What do you mean: "Don't overcook it!" 1.3097 0.04444 155 114 34 7
1095 Let's have pterodactyl, you said. I'm really craving pterodactyl, you said. 1.3097 0.04628 155 116 30 9
1096 Now I know why it’s called “Labor Day”. 1.3097 0.04348 155 113 36 6
1097 We're hunter gatherers. What makes you think that either of us knows how to cook? 1.3097 0.04151 155 111 40 4
1098 Should we sous vide the rest? 1.3097 0.04718 155 117 28 10
1099 Don't tell me it tastes like chicken. 1.3097 0.04444 155 114 34 7
1100 I know, I know, I'll start the grill earlier next time. 1.3097 0.04537 155 115 32 8
1101 Let's not tell anyone this is the last of the dinosaurs. 1.3097 0.04251 155 112 38 5
1102 Yes honey, I hear you. I'll be able to do that after the next 1,000 years of adaptive evolution. 1.3097 0.04444 155 114 34 7
1103 You've been cooking that thing since the Ice Age. 1.3097 0.04628 155 116 30 9
1104 Oh,great time to tell me you want medium rare! 1.3097 0.04628 155 116 30 9
1105 Dad, I know this might be inconvenient but I have decided to become a vegetarian 1.3097 0.04444 155 114 34 7
1106 Are you OK with rare? 1.3097 0.04444 155 114 34 7
1107 Weber Grills have been around longer than we have.. 1.3097 0.04049 155 110 42 3
1108 Can someone get me some Pterodactyl sauce? 1.3097 0.04151 155 111 40 4
1109 Where's the rest? You know the kids only like wings. 1.3097 0.04537 155 115 32 8
1110 Yeah, you've got about 3 weeks to get those mashed potatoes ready. 1.3097 0.04444 155 114 34 7
1111 You said, 'Go big or go home.' 1.3097 0.04444 155 114 34 7
1112 I've got to get it started now. Thanksgiving is already less than three months away. 1.3097 0.04444 155 114 34 7
1113 Why can’t you crave chocolate at night like the other wives? 1.3097 0.04806 155 118 26 11
1114 You wanted the Paleo diet, you got the Paleo diet! 1.3097 0.04251 155 112 38 5
1115 Y’all could at least go gather a few cranberries.! 1.3097 0.04444 155 114 34 7
1116 It'll be ready by the full moon. 1.3097 0.04444 155 114 34 7
1117 Let's eat outside tonight. 1.3097 0.04444 155 114 34 7
1118 Why didn’t you tell me earlier you like the white meat? 1.3097 0.04444 155 114 34 7
1119 Do you want non-GMO food or do you want to survive? 1.3097 0.04537 155 115 32 8
1120 We dine at sunrise! 1.3097 0.04251 155 112 38 5
1121 It’s called fire. They were giving away samples at Costco. 1.3097 0.04892 155 119 24 12
1122 You still like yours rare? 1.3097 0.04537 155 115 32 8
1123 I'll just cook it all and then we'll have leftovers for winter. 1.3097 0.04348 155 113 36 6
1124 What’s with the look? You were the one who wanted a drumstick, the brain would have been done hours ago. 1.3097 0.04806 155 118 26 11
1125 Well,that's the last of 'em. Don't have to deal with this anymore. Thank goodness for extinction. 1.3097 0.04537 155 115 32 8
1126 I'll tell you what's taking so long...we should have brined it first." 1.3097 0.04537 155 115 32 8
1127 As it turns out, size matters. 1.3097 0.04806 155 118 26 11
1128 Would it have killed you to gather some mesquite? 1.3097 0.04444 155 114 34 7
1129 Kids, I think if drumsticks ever evolve to a smaller size, you’re daddy’s new barbecue invention will really catch on. 1.3097 0.04444 155 114 34 7
1130 Wait until you see the eggs in the morning. 1.3097 0.04348 155 113 36 6
1131 Sam's club. 1.3097 0.04628 155 116 30 9
1132 I guess we are having company for the next month. 1.3097 0.04444 155 114 34 7
1133 Daddy can invent the metal grill, but he still can't finish dinner before the Holocene epoch. 1.3097 0.04537 155 115 32 8
1134 Before we dig in, two words: portion control. 1.3097 0.04444 155 114 34 7
1135 I repeat: a Brontosaurus is not a pet. 1.3097 0.04251 155 112 38 5
1136 I think it'll be alright to eat with our fingers just this once. 1.3097 0.04151 155 111 40 4
1137 I'm so tired of your gatherer thing. 1.3097 0.04251 155 112 38 5
1138 About a week and a half. 1.3097 0.04444 155 114 34 7
1139 This old grill is prehistoric. 1.3097 0.04537 155 115 32 8
1140 Do I have to tell you every time that there's no white meat on a T. Rex? 1.3097 0.04628 155 116 30 9
1141 I don’t know what gravity is, but I’m pretty sure this is defying it. 1.3097 0.04348 155 113 36 6
1142 So rare it is! 1.3097 0.04251 155 112 38 5
1143 Consider yourselves lucky I didn't get the Breast. 1.3097 0.04537 155 115 32 8
1144 Yes, it is free-range 1.3097 0.04806 155 118 26 11
1145 Just because we discovered fire doesn't mean I'm going to cook the chicken any faster. 1.3097 0.04251 155 112 38 5
1146 I'm sorry, guys. This plant-based diet thing just felt wrong from the beginning 1.3097 0.04537 155 115 32 8
1147 Relax! It'll cook down. 1.3097 0.04348 155 113 36 6
1148 If you’d gotten me the larger grill, we could’ve eaten hours ago. 1.3097 0.04537 155 115 32 8
1149 Where's a volcano when you need one? 1.3097 0.04718 155 117 28 10
1150 I gotta tell ya, I love cooking with this new 'fire' method. 1.3097 0.04251 155 112 38 5
1151 Now that you've gotten the hang of grilling a drumstick can you now try some wings? 1.3097 0.04444 155 114 34 7
1152 It took longer than I thought it would to invent the fire. 1.3097 0.04151 155 111 40 4
1153 Honey, they call it the Paleo diet 1.3097 0.04444 155 114 34 7
1154 Discovering fire took longer than I thought. 1.3097 0.04718 155 117 28 10
1155 Maybe we should butcher them when they’re younger. 1.3097 0.04444 155 114 34 7
1156 Honey, you know we don't like dark meat. 1.3097 0.04251 155 112 38 5
1157 I knew what they said about fire was just an advertising gimmick. 1.3097 0.04444 155 114 34 7
1158 Honey, it's OK. The recommended daily intake of protein is just a guide. 1.3097 0.04537 155 115 32 8
1159 They get smaller every year. 1.3097 0.04444 155 114 34 7
1160 Enjoy, after this they're extinct. 1.3097 0.04251 155 112 38 5
1161 The directions from Blue Apron were very clear. Medium rare is 140 degrees. 1.3092 0.04402 152 111 35 6
1162 The least you could do is invent some plates. 1.3077 0.04603 156 117 30 9
1163 I don't care what you heard from the media! There are plenty of the Giant Turkey to eat, saying they are endangered is fake news! 1.3077 0.04512 156 116 32 8
1164 Chances are they won’t have pterodactyl at the solstice pot luck. 1.3077 0.04603 156 117 30 9
1165 I think I got a leg up on this one. 1.3067 0.04531 150 111 32 7
1166 I'm just saying, could you see a Neanderthal doing something like this 1.3067 0.04531 150 111 32 7
1167 Just wait. The Gatherers will all be like hey bro,'sup? 1.3057 0.04578 157 118 30 9
1168 Barbaric-que! 1.3057 0.04753 157 120 26 11
1169 Come help me turn this thing! 1.3057 0.04578 157 118 30 9
1170 Any chance of us eating that thing before it fossilizes? 1.3057 0.04488 157 117 32 8
1171 I know it's primitive, but my sous vide is broken. 1.3057 0.04838 157 121 24 12
1172 The rest is in the freezer. 1.3057 0.04488 157 117 32 8
1173 Growth Hormones... 1.3057 0.04302 157 115 36 6
1174 Go back inside. If you're lookin', you're not cookin'. 1.3057 0.04753 157 120 26 11
1175 But, Honey, you promised barbecue WINGS tonight! 1.3057 0.04302 157 115 36 6
1176 You know -this fella didn't just rollover and die. Soooo, we'll eat when it's good and ready. 1.3057 0.04396 157 116 34 7
1177 Next time, hunt for rabbits. 1.3057 0.04488 157 117 32 8
1178 The bad news is it's the last one. 1.3057 0.04206 157 114 38 5
1179 You need to be done with this paleo diet. 1.3057 0.04666 157 119 28 10
1180 Why can’t you invent something useful like the wheel? 1.3057 0.04396 157 116 34 7
1181 Perhaps it would be quicker to just invent agriculture. 1.3057 0.04396 157 116 34 7
1182 Almost ready. I’m just gonna give it another lunar cycle on this side. 1.3057 0.04302 157 115 36 6
1183 Teradactyl Again 1.3057 0.04753 157 120 26 11
1184 Go ahead and start without me. 1.3057 0.04206 157 114 38 5
1185 Barney? Haven't seen him. Why do you ask? 1.3057 0.04578 157 118 30 9
1186 Didn't we have diplodocus last night? 1.3057 0.04206 157 114 38 5
1187 What're you guys having? 1.3057 0.04396 157 116 34 7
1188 You should've seen Ralph's! 1.3057 0.04396 157 116 34 7
1189 I can't promise it'll be tender; I didn't have time to brine it. 1.3057 0.04666 157 119 28 10
1190 Well if you had let me get the bigger grill it wouldn't be taking so long. 1.3057 0.04578 157 118 30 9
1191 Oh, Ted! Honestly. Just bring it and stick it in the microwave. 1.3057 0.05004 157 123 20 14
1192 It's a Big Game Night! 1.3057 0.04488 157 117 32 8
1193 Ha ha very funny. Yes, it’ll be done before the Neolithic era. 1.3057 0.04302 157 115 36 6
1194 You're going to have a drum stick, and you're going to like it! 1.3057 0.04302 157 115 36 6
1195 What do you mean vegans?! 1.3057 0.04396 157 116 34 7
1196 After fire and iron, what did you expect? 1.3057 0.04302 157 115 36 6
1197 I hope everybody’s hungry! 1.3057 0.04578 157 118 30 9
1198 If you had bought the extra large green egg we would be eating right now . 1.3057 0.04396 157 116 34 7
1199 Any minute. 1.3057 0.04488 157 117 32 8
1200 Breast my ass. 1.3056 0.04856 144 109 26 9
1201 Hone, can you go to the volcano and get some hot sauce. 1.3056 0.04755 144 108 28 8
1202 Hungry? 1.3056 0.04327 144 104 36 4
1203 Look Karen, the Chernobyl chicken was half off today, it's free range too. 1.3056 0.04546 144 106 32 6
1204 The guests left two days ago. But we're still waiting, mister Early Adopter. 1.3052 0.04544 154 115 31 8
1205 I hope you’re not expecting side dishes for that. 1.3052 0.04450 154 114 33 7
1206 Honey, we haven't invented farming yet. It's all free range. 1.3032 0.04330 155 114 35 6
1207 You said “10 more minutes” 5 hours ago. 1.3032 0.04330 155 114 35 6
1208 No, we're not inviting your mother. This is prime Mastodon! 1.3032 0.04425 155 115 33 7
1209 I'm waiting for the juices to run. 1.3032 0.04425 155 115 33 7
1210 Regular or extra crispy? 1.3026 0.04763 152 116 26 10
1211 Honey, the children aren't hungry - they're just fascinated as to where he pooped. 1.3026 0.04671 152 115 28 9
1212 I told you we should have parboiled it first. 1.3026 0.04577 152 114 30 8
1213 Geez dad, by the time that thing is done, they will have invented the microwave “ 1.3026 0.04577 152 114 30 8
1214 They were able to back order the grill to 11,000 BC but they only had the small. 1.3026 0.04382 152 112 34 6
1215 Once Fluffy was too big for the cave ... 1.3026 0.04382 152 112 34 6
1216 Who knew the 'Flintstone Reality Park' would be this good? 1.3026 0.04577 152 114 30 8
1217 Well dang. I should have invented tongs instead of the spatula. . 1.3007 0.04826 153 118 24 11
1218 Well, your brother's got my good dinosaur grill. 1.3007 0.04645 153 116 28 9
1219 Anachronism, shmanachronism.... who wants dark meat and who wants light? 1.3007 0.04358 153 113 34 6
1220 I know they're going extinct, but I just can't eat another plant-based burger 1.3007 0.04456 153 114 32 7
1221 I know it’s late but I was in the mood for extra-crispy. 1.3007 0.04456 153 114 32 7
1222 Hey, it would have been done long ago if I had a good gas grill. 1.3007 0.04551 153 115 30 8
1223 Trust me, it’s almost done. 1.3007 0.04156 153 111 38 4
1224 It may be a while--I'm trying the indirect heat method. 1.3007 0.04645 153 116 28 9
1225 It's still pink in the middle. 1.3007 0.04358 153 113 34 6
1226 Sorry, kids. The T Rex got the breast. 1.3007 0.04456 153 114 32 7
1227 I hope you're hungry - ever since the end of the Ice Age it's been almost impossible to keep leftovers. 1.3007 0.04645 153 116 28 9
1228 How do you like your t-Rex cooked: rare, medium rare, extinct? 1.3007 0.04456 153 114 32 7
1229 We're fine, I swear. It's completely plant-based. 1.3007 0.04456 153 114 32 7
1230 Way I look at it, we're the endangered species. 1.3007 0.04456 153 114 32 7
1231 Your always complaining about not enough protein. 1.3007 0.04358 153 113 34 6
1232 Is the Béarnaise sauce ready? 1.3007 0.04551 153 115 30 8
1233 It's gonna be awhile. The guy in the store forgot to tell me to discover fire first. 1.3007 0.04736 153 117 26 10
1234 So I says, 'It's not an anachronism, it's an ana-cro-magnonism.' 1.3007 0.04258 153 112 36 5
1235 I told you we should have bought the bigger grill 1.3007 0.04456 153 114 32 7
1236 So,who's up for rare? 1.3007 0.04258 153 112 36 5
1237 Of course I tipped the delivery guy! 1.3007 0.04645 153 116 28 9
1238 I was hunting for grills all day. This was the only one I could catch. 1.3007 0.04551 153 115 30 8
1239 Let's see what the gatherers do with this. 1.3007 0.04258 153 112 36 5
1240 I just hope he doesn't come looking for his leg. 1.3007 0.04358 153 113 34 6
1241 Get the cauliflower rice ready! 1.3007 0.04156 153 111 38 4
1242 Yeah, well, Grogg's woman didn't buy him the store brand lighter fluid did she? 1.3007 0.04645 153 116 28 9
1243 With bread? It’ll never catch on. 1.3000 0.04512 150 112 31 7
1244 We need to get a bigger grill! 1.3000 0.04412 150 111 33 6
1245 Yeah yeah, I’m an emotional eater. So what? 1.3000 0.04610 150 113 29 8
1246 You forgot the kids' cereal & milk again? Why do i bother to chisel out a list?' 1.3000 0.04412 150 111 33 6
1247 Just another 16 hours or so. 1.3000 0.04610 150 113 29 8
1248 You're only telling me now that you don't like dark meat? 1.3000 0.04512 150 112 31 7
1249 Honey, that dinosaur was sustainably sourced, right? 1.2980 0.04387 151 112 33 6
1250 I hope everybody likes dark meat. 1.2980 0.04486 151 113 31 7
1251 After this, I think we should try that vegan thing. 1.2980 0.04584 151 114 29 8
1252 After grilling, I'll finish it on the stove top with a little red wine reduction with minced chives in a saucier pan. 1.2980 0.04679 151 115 27 9
1253 This should be enough for us, your mother and your grandgorilla. 1.2980 0.04387 151 112 33 6
1254 Thanks to that meteor, we'll have food for a week! 1.2980 0.04181 151 110 37 4
1255 It was 30% off. 1.2980 0.04679 151 115 27 9
1256 Hey. We're lucky I got the leg. Grok and his family are having more unfortunate cuts of Woolly Mammoth for dinner. 1.2980 0.04679 151 115 27 9
1257 You might want to have a snack. The briquettes won't be ready until the mesozoic era. 1.2980 0.04486 151 113 31 7
1258 This may not be ready until the moon is full. 1.2980 0.04864 151 117 23 11
1259 You know what they say about Big Foot...big legs. 1.2980 0.04679 151 115 27 9
1260 Can I call Domino’s now? We can leave that for the next time your family comes over. 1.2980 0.04954 151 118 21 12
1261 OK, it'll be another week. Eat the leaves. 1.2980 0.04387 151 112 33 6
1262 It’s been 2 days, Grok. The kids are really hungry. 1.2980 0.04387 151 112 33 6
1263 It’ll be ready in about three days....give or take. 1.2980 0.04486 151 113 31 7
1264 I think you should've thawed it first. 1.2980 0.04387 151 112 33 6
1265 I know, I know..... I should have gotten the gas grill. 1.2980 0.04387 151 112 33 6
1266 This is it until organic produce becomes Man's greatest discovery. 1.2980 0.04486 151 113 31 7
1267 Grab me the woolly mammoth rub, honey. 1.2980 0.04285 151 111 35 5
1268 You want rare or extra rare? 1.2980 0.04181 151 110 37 4
1269 It's progressive. The Lunk's have the other leg, the Clog's have the breast, the Dorf's have the wings, and the DeLuca's are bringing pasta. 1.2980 0.04486 151 113 31 7
1270 Yes Barb, it's free range AND non-gmo. 1.2980 0.04486 151 113 31 7
1271 I had to get this size--otherwise we wouldn't get the discount. 1.2980 0.04584 151 114 29 8
1272 It was a hell of a fight. Wish your dad could have been here to enjoy the spoils of his hunt. 1.2980 0.04584 151 114 29 8
1273 Are you sure barbecuing is 'the way of the future of man'? 1.2980 0.04486 151 113 31 7
1274 I killed it so I’ll cook it how I like it. 1.2980 0.04679 151 115 27 9
1275 Outdoor grilling is great, but I miss the shadows on the cave wall when you used to cook inside. 1.2980 0.04679 151 115 27 9
1276 No, I'm afraid tofudactyl isn't on the menu. 1.2980 0.04387 151 112 33 6
1277 The Johnson’s cave came with a built-in grill. 1.2980 0.04486 151 113 31 7
1278 Maybe we should just scramble some eggs. 1.2980 0.04584 151 114 29 8
1279 I know, I know - we need to breed them smaller. 1.2980 0.04486 151 113 31 7
1280 It's way better than Jurassic Pork 1.2980 0.04486 151 113 31 7
1281 I fought Glog for the white meat, but he won. 1.2980 0.04285 151 111 35 5
1282 Medium rare is fine at this point. 1.2980 0.04285 151 111 35 5
1283 Do you have a vegan option? 1.2980 0.04679 151 115 27 9
1284 Dinner will be served soon. Another two days max. 1.2980 0.04387 151 112 33 6
1285 Grok, don't be such a Neanderthal! What part of "we are vegan" do you not get? 1.2980 0.04181 151 110 37 4
1286 Laugh at me now, one day, some place named Disney will be selling lots of these. 1.2980 0.04864 151 117 23 11
1287 We are going low carb 1.2980 0.04074 151 109 39 3
1288 Go big or go home. Therein lies the conundrum. 1.2980 0.04584 151 114 29 8
1289 Didn't I tell you to order the mammoth-size grill? 1.2980 0.04285 151 111 35 5
1290 You should’a seen the legs on that thing. 1.2980 0.04486 151 113 31 7
1291 Farm raised? What's a farm? 1.2980 0.04486 151 113 31 7
1292 We need to gather a bigger grill. 1.2980 0.04486 151 113 31 7
1293 Sorry guys, that damned Pterodactyl was larger than I thought. 1.2980 0.04285 151 111 35 5
1294 Did you order - Hot, Medium, Mild or the Original? 1.2980 0.04285 151 111 35 5
1295 I will call this the paleo diet 1.2980 0.04285 151 111 35 5
1296 Chickensaurus again? 1.2980 0.04584 151 114 29 8
1297 Now maybe you'll admit that getting a bigger grill isn't just 'keeping up with the Oopses'. 1.2980 0.04486 151 113 31 7
1298 Me discover fire! Least you can do is discover patience! 1.2980 0.04387 151 112 33 6
1299 I don't care, we're still not inviting the Wilsons. 1.2980 0.04486 151 113 31 7
1300 I'm sure your grill is a wonderful invention, but I think it would work much better if you had discovered fire first. 1.2980 0.04584 151 114 29 8
1301 The guy at the store said these things are flying off the shelves like there’s no tomorrow. 1.2980 0.04679 151 115 27 9
1302 I think that we are going to need a bigger barbecue 1.2980 0.04584 151 114 29 8
1303 Who wants the first piece of "flying death monster"? 1.2973 0.04644 148 112 28 8
1304 So what if it cooks unevenly. We're savages! 1.2973 0.04442 148 110 32 6
1305 Painting all those animals made me hungry. 1.2966 0.05424 118 91 19 8
1306 Now do you know why you married me? 1.2966 0.04390 145 107 33 5
1307 Bring the dinosauce I think it’s nearly done 1.2966 0.04807 145 111 25 9
1308 l'll name it fire,after what your dad tried to yell after "Ready - aim." 1.2966 0.04706 145 110 27 8
1309 I found this Weber grill in an old archeological dig, looks like our ancestors were very proactive 1.2966 0.04706 145 110 27 8
1310 This way we can have leftovers. 1.2966 0.04498 145 108 31 6
1311 You're right. It's like when the mammoth dogs come in packs of ten, but the buns come in packs of 8. 1.2966 0.04603 145 109 29 7
1312 Blackened, medium or crowing? 1.2960 0.04955 125 94 25 6
1313 No Karen, this Paleo Burning Man “thing” has not gone too far. 1.2958 0.04446 142 105 32 5
1314 You should see what got away. 1.2958 0.04771 142 108 26 8
1315 Not much longer now. Just a couple more days. 1.2958 0.04332 142 104 34 4
1316 Is that still frozen from the ice age? 1.2953 0.04416 149 111 32 6
1317 It’s for The Renaissance Festival. 1.2953 0.04714 149 114 26 9
1318 We've painted all the walls already. I can't stall them any longer. 1.2953 0.04518 149 112 30 7
1319 This is a fine time to tell me you've gone vegan. 1.2953 0.04617 149 113 28 8
1320 Look, I hunt, you gather. That's the deal. You got a berry that'll go with this, bring it out, Sharon. 1.2953 0.04312 149 110 34 5
1321 Dinner’s gonna be a little late. 1.2953 0.04416 149 111 32 6
1322 Would it kill you to make sides? 1.2953 0.04617 149 113 28 8
1323 Did you really think we wouldn't notice? 1.2953 0.04518 149 112 30 7
1324 Then go out and buy more tupperware 1.2953 0.04617 149 113 28 8
1325 This was all that was left when I got there. 1.2953 0.04617 149 113 28 8
1326 The vegan's next door are complaining again. 1.2953 0.04617 149 113 28 8
1327 Hold your horses, the dark meat takes longer!" 1.2953 0.04617 149 113 28 8
1328 I wish you had let me get the big barbecue. 1.2953 0.04416 149 111 32 6
1329 Nearly time to gather some salad! 1.2953 0.04518 149 112 30 7
1330 It was him or me... 1.2953 0.04518 149 112 30 7
1331 Was that cage-free? 1.2953 0.04714 149 114 26 9
1332 I said 'Organic' not 'Gigantic' 1.2953 0.04617 149 113 28 8
1333 That new Costco is a real game changer. 1.2953 0.04617 149 113 28 8
1334 I don't know what it is. The guys told me it tastes like chicken. 1.2953 0.04714 149 114 26 9
1335 Do you want it rare, or rare? 1.2953 0.04518 149 112 30 7
1336 It’s actually Tofusaurus - but it tastes just like meat. 1.2953 0.04903 149 116 22 11
1337 You’re the one who asked for a mammoth meal. 1.2953 0.04617 149 113 28 8
1338 Hurry up! It’s on the endangered species list! 1.2953 0.04714 149 114 26 9
1339 I'm using Dinnersaurus Rex's recipe. We'll be eating by Thursday. 1.2953 0.04518 149 112 30 7
1340 Eh, you sure you don't want it done rare? 1.2953 0.04416 149 111 32 6
1341 It should be ready Tuesday. 1.2953 0.04518 149 112 30 7
1342 Give me a break, I only discovered fire yesterday. 1.2953 0.04312 149 110 34 5
1343 Could you invent me a plate? 1.2953 0.04617 149 113 28 8
1344 I told you deep frying it would be quicker . 1.2953 0.04617 149 113 28 8
1345 We were thinking Chinese tonight. 1.2953 0.04617 149 113 28 8
1346 Before the discovery of fire, you were all satisfied with raw. 1.2953 0.04312 149 110 34 5
1347 I really wish she’d stop buying everything at Costco! 1.2953 0.04518 149 112 30 7
1348 Just make sure it’s cooked to 165 degrees at the thickest part. 1.2953 0.04416 149 111 32 6
1349 If I had known it was going to take this long, I would 've ordered takeout. 1.2953 0.04809 149 115 24 10
1350 This is what civilized eating is all about. 1.2953 0.04416 149 111 32 6
1351 If you think this leg is impressive, you should have seen her breasts and thighs! 1.2953 0.04714 149 114 26 9
1352 No -- white meat will be next month 1.2945 0.04472 146 109 31 6
1353 You want it well done? 1.2945 0.04678 146 111 27 8
1354 Just think, if things had worked out differently we'd be eating giant omelettes instead 1.2945 0.04678 146 111 27 8
1355 I saw an incredible recipe for blackened Pterodactyl thigh in this month’s issue of Bon Appeptit 1.2945 0.04365 146 108 33 5
1356 There's more where this came from... 1.2945 0.04576 146 110 29 7
1357 Next time we'll get delivery. 1.2945 0.04778 146 112 25 9
1358 These Carboniferous Period briquettes are garbage! 1.2945 0.04678 146 111 27 8
1359 Stop your salivating and go to bed! This is tomorrow’s breakfast. 1.2945 0.04255 146 107 35 4
1360 If you see a one legged pteranodon, you don't know me, you've never met me. 1.2945 0.04678 146 111 27 8
1361 Be patient – you have to cook poultry thoroughly. 1.2945 0.04576 146 110 29 7
1362 Medium raw tonight. 1.2945 0.04576 146 110 29 7
1363 Who's gonna want seconds, thirds and fourths? 1.2945 0.04576 146 110 29 7
1364 Don't worry about leftovers, I have a feeling that Mammoth meat can safely stay frozen for a very long time. 1.2945 0.04472 146 109 31 6
1365 I wish someone had invented beer. 1.2945 0.04472 146 109 31 6
1366 Yes, there’s time to have the appetizers first. 1.2945 0.04778 146 112 25 9
1367 It's just a prototype, it's not to scale. 1.2945 0.04576 146 110 29 7
1368 I have to ensure that the juices caramelize and the skin crisps, don’t look at me like that.” 1.2945 0.04678 146 111 27 8
1369 Everyone gets "rare" so don't bug me. 1.2945 0.04972 146 114 21 11
1370 If he buys us, Trump says , " 'UGE chicken in every pot!" 1.2945 0.04365 146 108 33 5
1371 We’ll need a side dish. 1.2945 0.04576 146 110 29 7
1372 And you decide to go vegan... now? 1.2945 0.04576 146 110 29 7
1373 Listen, if it's not cooked all the way through we'll all be Jurassick. 1.2945 0.04876 146 113 23 10
1374 This, plus that wheel idea I’m working on... Voila. . . tailgating 1.2945 0.04972 146 114 21 11
1375 I said it will be done WHEN IT'S DONE 1.2945 0.04365 146 108 33 5
1376 We're eating paleo this week. 1.2945 0.04576 146 110 29 7
1377 No need to fight over the drumstick, there’s plenty to go around! 1.2945 0.04678 146 111 27 8
1378 Please tell me you wanted dark meat. 1.2945 0.04365 146 108 33 5
1379 I hope you like chicken cause we'll be eating it for the next 4 months 1.2945 0.04778 146 112 25 9
1380 Sorry, it's not safe until it's 165 degrees on the inside. 1.2945 0.04576 146 110 29 7
1381 I think we're going to need some more briquettes... 1.2945 0.04365 146 108 33 5
1382 New hunting ground. Costco. 1.2945 0.04472 146 109 31 6
1383 This month we eat drumstick. Next month wings. The breast is for the winter. 1.2945 0.04778 146 112 25 9
1384 Only a few more days then we can eat. 1.2945 0.04255 146 107 35 4
1385 But we’re vegan! 1.2945 0.04678 146 111 27 8
1386 Ever since he went to that renaissance festival it’s been humongous turkey leg this and humungous turkey leg that 1.2945 0.04876 146 113 23 10
1387 This free range diet preoccupation of yours has gone too far. 1.2945 0.04365 146 108 33 5
1388 No, you can't have white meat. 1.2945 0.04678 146 111 27 8
1389 I'm grilling here, it's not barbecuing unless actual barbecue sauce is involved. 1.2945 0.04778 146 112 25 9
1390 I’m not sure we can support one more person in the village doing this keto thing 1.2945 0.04365 146 108 33 5
1391 I guess the discovery of fire was only half the battle. 1.2945 0.04576 146 110 29 7
1392 I told you,it's the paleo diet! 1.2945 0.04576 146 110 29 7
1393 Julia Child said to do it this way ! ! ! 1.2945 0.04576 146 110 29 7
1394 Wait till you see the zucchini. 1.2945 0.04365 146 108 33 5
1395 But Junior wanted drumsticks to start a band. 1.2945 0.04778 146 112 25 9
1396 I call it Original Recipe. 1.2945 0.04365 146 108 33 5
1397 Don't worry. It's free range all right ... 1.2945 0.04876 146 113 23 10
1398 You do know that the dark meat takes longer to cook. 1.2945 0.04576 146 110 29 7
1399 We haven't invented the concept of Time yet, but fifteen minutes on either side, tops. 1.2945 0.04678 146 111 27 8
1400 Could be worse. Could be a mastodon leg 1.2945 0.04143 146 106 37 3
1401 Yes, I'm sure it's done all the way through. 1.2945 0.04365 146 108 33 5
1402 No, it's not Big Bird. 1.2945 0.04876 146 113 23 10
1403 Who likes dark meat? 1.2945 0.04678 146 111 27 8
1404 What day did you say the dinner guests will be coming? 1.2945 0.04472 146 109 31 6
1405 I know we had Tyrannosaurus last night. It's called leftovers. 1.2945 0.04778 146 112 25 9
1406 And what did YOU do all day? 1.2945 0.04365 146 108 33 5
1407 Well if YOU had given me the grill I wanted for my birthday, it would have been done by now! 1.2945 0.04576 146 110 29 7
1408 Of course I let it thaw overnight! 1.2945 0.04472 146 109 31 6
1409 sorry guys - wings were sold out 1.2945 0.04576 146 110 29 7
1410 Now let's get a head count: who wants a drum stick? 1.2945 0.04576 146 110 29 7
1411 Now, aren’t you glad I invented fire? 1.2945 0.04472 146 109 31 6
1412 Rare OK for everone? 1.2945 0.04876 146 113 23 10
1413 Real neanderthals don't use gas. 1.2945 0.04876 146 113 23 10
1414 He was tall, with yellow feathers and a big beak, and he kept saying something about an "alphabet". 1.2945 0.04365 146 108 33 5
1415 When exactly did you take it out of the freezer? 1.2945 0.04972 146 114 21 11
1416 Hunter and cooker was not part of our vows. 1.2945 0.04678 146 111 27 8
1417 Yes, we're having it for dinner again! 1.2945 0.04472 146 109 31 6
1418 I know you prefer breast, but humor me. 1.2945 0.04472 146 109 31 6
1419 Good news! It is lactose, glucose, and gluten free. 1.2945 0.04576 146 110 29 7
1420 I don't care if it IS halftime, it will be ready when it's ready! 1.2945 0.04365 146 108 33 5
1421 Yes dear I KNOW the InstaPot would be faster 1.2945 0.04876 146 113 23 10
1422 It’s actually a plant-based meat alternative 1.2945 0.04876 146 113 23 10
1423 Thanksgiving came early. 1.2945 0.04472 146 109 31 6
1424 What do you mean you're sick of barbecued megafauna? 1.2945 0.04576 146 110 29 7
1425 I know it's late...I wanted pizza delivered,but NO...you insisted on barbecue! 1.2945 0.04678 146 111 27 8
1426 It’ll be ready in the morning; don’t worry 1.2945 0.04778 146 112 25 9
1427 Honey, were's the pet T-Rex? 1.2945 0.04365 146 108 33 5
1428 I just wanted a little bite to eat. 1.2945 0.04678 146 111 27 8
1429 Medium rare she says. Medium freaking rare! What the... 1.2945 0.04472 146 109 31 6
1430 Nobody does pterodactyl like KFP! 1.2945 0.05066 146 115 19 12
1431 Someone grab camera. No eat 'til 100 likes. 1.2945 0.04472 146 109 31 6
1432 Dinner will be ready in 16 hours so have a few more insects. 1.2945 0.04678 146 111 27 8
1433 This is the last night we have leftovers! 1.2945 0.04678 146 111 27 8
1434 It's almost done. Give it another four days and then set the floor. Camille Adams, Atlantic Beach, F 1.2945 0.04576 146 110 29 7
1435 Seriously? Squabbling over who gets the drumstick?" 1.2945 0.04678 146 111 27 8
1436 Just needs about another 1,500 minutes or so. 1.2945 0.04255 146 107 35 4
1437 and boy, that suckah could fly 1.2945 0.04678 146 111 27 8
1438 I think I'm going to call it "The Paleo Diet" 1.2945 0.04876 146 113 23 10
1439 Left leg...right leg? I don't know. 1.2945 0.04255 146 107 35 4
1440 Thanks, but we just wanted nuggets. 1.2945 0.04778 146 112 25 9
1441 OK, from here on out, just paper supplies from Costco. 1.2945 0.04678 146 111 27 8
1442 Its beyond meat 1.2945 0.04972 146 114 21 11
1443 No, I've never used it before; I'll just have to wing it! 1.2945 0.04576 146 110 29 7
1444 Dear,it's George Foreman returning your message" 1.2945 0.04778 146 112 25 9
1445 I know we're vegetarians, but a little meat won't kill us! 1.2945 0.04778 146 112 25 9
1446 It’s something new I’m trying from the Paleo diet cookbook. 1.2945 0.04972 146 114 21 11
1447 This is exactly why I told you I needed a bigger grill. 1.2945 0.04778 146 112 25 9
1448 Looks real, but it's totally vegan. 1.2945 0.04255 146 107 35 4
1449 Do you want medium or well-done? 1.2945 0.04972 146 114 21 11
1450 It's way past the kid's bedtime....can we have it for breakfast? 1.2945 0.04472 146 109 31 6
1451 I think I need the tongs for this one. 1.2945 0.04778 146 112 25 9
1452 No Og, Jr. - You can’t just call “drumstick.” 1.2937 0.04530 143 107 30 6
1453 Let's call it a night. We'll have it for breakfast. 1.2937 0.04307 143 105 34 4
1454 I'll be glad when you get around to inventing box wine. 1.2932 0.04866 133 101 25 7
1455 Rare, rarer, rawest? 1.2925 0.04340 147 109 33 5
1456 I told you to use the sous vide. 1.2925 0.04750 147 113 25 9
1457 Meat again? I’d promised the kids pizza tonight! 1.2917 0.04714 144 110 26 8
1458 You'll have to start again, the marinade was off. 1.2917 0.04394 144 107 32 5
1459 I know it needs to be flipped. It’s not time to flip. 1.2917 0.04394 144 107 32 5
1460 Jerry was a good pet mammoth, but he's in a better place now. 1.2917 0.04609 144 109 28 7
1461 I'm going on a paleontology diet. 1.2917 0.04815 144 111 24 9
1462 Honey, why can't you remember the kids and I went vegan? 1.2917 0.04714 144 110 26 8
1463 You can stop pretending, I found the take-out bags in the trash. 1.2917 0.04394 144 107 32 5
1464 Yes, the skin will be crispy 1.2917 0.04394 144 107 32 5
1465 Has anyone seen the cedar plank for the grill? 1.2917 0.04282 144 106 34 4
1466 Gulliver messed with the wrong guy. 1.2917 0.04714 144 110 26 8
1467 It'll cook a lot faster once fire is discovered. 1.2917 0.04714 144 110 26 8
1468 Be patient. I just discovered fire last week. 1.2917 0.04714 144 110 26 8
1469 You said you wanted it smoked. 1.2917 0.04167 144 105 36 3
1470 Not to worry. You'll love the left-overs. 1.2917 0.04282 144 106 34 4
1471 I know its late, it took me forever to find the Pterodactyl baster. 1.2917 0.04609 144 109 28 7
1472 T Rex anybody 1.2917 0.04394 144 107 32 5
1473 You and your ‘well done,’ Stella. 1.2917 0.04394 144 107 32 5
1474 Has the thermometer been invented yet? I need to check if it’s done. 1.2917 0.04609 144 109 28 7
1475 Could you please read out the marinade sauce I illustrated on the wall? 1.2917 0.04503 144 108 30 6
1476 Stop complaining, it was your idea to try the Paleo diet . 1.2917 0.04503 144 108 30 6
1477 It's almost done; call the Palmers. 1.2917 0.04503 144 108 30 6
1478 Back in the ice age,I would have frozen part. 1.2917 0.04609 144 109 28 7
1479 Alright. Tomorrow we'll sous vide. 1.2917 0.04609 144 109 28 7
1480 I think we’re gonna need to buy a bigger spatula... 1.2917 0.04282 144 106 34 4
1481 You should have seen the thighs on that sucker! 1.2917 0.04394 144 107 32 5
1482 It was either this or the breast. 1.2917 0.04609 144 109 28 7
1483 How do you like your Mac Mastodon, rare or well-done? 1.2917 0.04609 144 109 28 7
1484 I'll help get the kids to bed as soon as I finish grilling 1.2917 0.04503 144 108 30 6
1485 Dad's probably going to grill every night before the ice age hits. 1.2917 0.04282 144 106 34 4
1486 So I fell for another cave wall infomercial. Just go start the fire. 1.2917 0.04394 144 107 32 5
1487 Meat from an extinct species takes a little longer. 1.2917 0.04503 144 108 30 6
1488 It was the smallest they had, and we’re lucky it’s not a dinosaur leg. 1.2917 0.04394 144 107 32 5
1489 Don’t look at me, the ‘Buzzard Wing Special,’ doesn’t run that often. 1.2917 0.04394 144 107 32 5
1490 Don't start with me Madison, I'm not the one who forgot the propane. 1.2917 0.04394 144 107 32 5
1491 We didn’t last this long by NOT cooking our meats through. 1.2917 0.04714 144 110 26 8
1492 The spatula's for wafting meat vapours toward our vegan neighbours. 1.2917 0.04815 144 111 24 9
1493 And then we brine our Rex Drumlette in the sea for 24, up to 30 days ... 1.2917 0.04714 144 110 26 8
1494 I hope you're all hungry 1.2917 0.04503 144 108 30 6
1495 Okay, you were right! We should have bought a bigger BBQ. 1.2917 0.04503 144 108 30 6
1496 I'll do the thigh next. 1.2917 0.04609 144 109 28 7
1497 Who had dibs on the drumstick? 1.2917 0.04503 144 108 30 6
1498 But I AM shaking a leg. 1.2917 0.04815 144 111 24 9
1499 Sorry, but you just can't rush Pterodactyl... 1.2908 0.04334 141 104 33 4
1500 I think we’re going to need a bigger grill. 1.2908 0.04562 141 106 29 6
1501 Dinner tonight is both paleo and locovore. 1.2908 0.04562 141 106 29 6
1502 That's the end of those big boys stomping around here! 1.2908 0.04334 141 104 33 4
1503 Dinner might not he ready until A.D. 1.2887 0.04534 142 107 29 6
1504 All they had was legs some guy named Fred got the last of the ribs 1.2887 0.04643 142 108 27 7
1505 "It's called BBQ, not PDQ." 1.2887 0.04534 142 107 29 6
1506 Well, you don’t want salmonella do you? 1.2887 0.04643 142 108 27 7
1507 Listen, this Paleo thing is bumming us out, we just want some cheese and crackers. 1.2887 0.04308 142 105 33 4
1508 He fell for the oldest trick in hokey pokey. 1.2887 0.04749 142 109 25 8
1509 Next thing you know, kids, he'll be wanting his own 'Man Cave'. 1.2887 0.04853 142 110 23 9
1510 Should be fully cooked and ready to eat in time for the Paleo Diet. 1.2887 0.04749 142 109 25 8
1511 Don't worry our life expectancy is not very long. 1.2887 0.04423 142 106 31 5
1512 Please tell me we have barbecue sauce. 1.2887 0.04643 142 108 27 7
1513 This new fire thing really does make a difference. The secret is controlling the intensity of the flame. 1.2887 0.04534 142 107 29 6
1514 Sorry. There is no 'white meat.' Hunter-gatherers can't be choosers. 1.2887 0.04643 142 108 27 7
1515 This would cook quicker if we invented fire first. 1.2887 0.04853 142 110 23 9
1516 I invented fire for this? 1.2887 0.04191 142 104 35 3
1517 I've wanted to try the plant-based teratorn wing for the longest time. 1.2887 0.04643 142 108 27 7
1518 I told you the Cro Magnon model bbq would be better. 1.2887 0.04423 142 106 31 5
1519 The First Dad Joke: 10 Million BC: Thursday: "I'm just getting a leg up on the barbecue." 1.2887 0.04853 142 110 23 9
1520 but i only like the white meat 1.2887 0.04749 142 109 25 8
1521 This should be enough to feed us until Thanksgiving, assuming you don't invite your brother from Syosset. 1.2887 0.04423 142 106 31 5
1522 One day these dinosaurs will evolve into something smaller we can barbecue. 1.2887 0.04308 142 105 33 4
1523 Probably about Friday. 1.2887 0.04191 142 104 35 3
1524 You can start the stuffing in about a week. 1.2887 0.04308 142 105 33 4
1525 You sent me to Costco for turkey legs. We'll be eating by Thursday. What did you expect ? 1.2887 0.04534 142 107 29 6
1526 It just needs a few more...days. 1.2887 0.04308 142 105 33 4
1527 You're the one who wanted to join Costco. 1.2887 0.04643 142 108 27 7
1528 You have no incentive to evolve, do you? 1.2887 0.04749 142 109 25 8
1529 It’s done when the internal temperature is 165 degrees Fahrenheit and the juices run clear. 1.2887 0.04423 142 106 31 5
1530 These GMOs are really getting out of hand. 1.2887 0.04308 142 105 33 4
1531 I found it in the Paleo aisle. 1.2887 0.04534 142 107 29 6
1532 Actually the sous vide was even harder. 1.2887 0.04423 142 106 31 5
1533 Sure, the brontosaurus leg is amazing, but wait till I tell you where I got this grill. 1.2887 0.04643 142 108 27 7
1534 We're getting very weak, honey. How much longer for dinner? 1.2887 0.04643 142 108 27 7
1535 Give me the old fashioned bonfire any day! 1.2887 0.04534 142 107 29 6
1536 Trust me - it tastes like chicken. 1.2887 0.04191 142 104 35 3
1537 Little Timmy now claims to be a vegetarian. 1.2887 0.04534 142 107 29 6
1538 I keep telling him that when it comes to the T-Rex, the forearm is a far superior grill item than the thigh. 1.2887 0.04534 142 107 29 6
1539 Will it be much longer? We finished the ribs. 1.2887 0.04423 142 106 31 5
1540 I figured that it's about time for us to try this so-called 'Paleo' diet. 1.2887 0.04643 142 108 27 7
1541 I found them in a 21st century midden heap. 1.2887 0.04853 142 110 23 9
1542 That's the last time I shop at Costco. 1.2887 0.04643 142 108 27 7
1543 It's mammoth, there's only dark meat 1.2887 0.04534 142 107 29 6
1544 Sorry, I forgot to factor in the ice age when I decided to barbecue. 1.2887 0.04308 142 105 33 4
1545 You should've seen it fly! 1.2887 0.04308 142 105 33 4
1546 I'm told it tastes just like chicken. 1.2887 0.04423 142 106 31 5
1547 Maybe I should have invented fire first. 1.2887 0.04749 142 109 25 8
1548 Ever since I invented fire, everyone wants to come to my barbecues 1.2887 0.04749 142 109 25 8
1549 Do we have any brontcosaureus sauce? 1.2887 0.04643 142 108 27 7
1550 Don't be silly, chicken haven't evolved yet. 1.2887 0.04643 142 108 27 7
1551 Markus, please, rare is fine. 1.2887 0.04643 142 108 27 7
1552 You do know your children are herbivores right? 1.2887 0.04191 142 104 35 3
1553 Sorry, took a while to get the grill lightning. 1.2887 0.04308 142 105 33 4
1554 I know it's taking a long time. But I'm not the one who wanted a hint of hickory 1.2887 0.04749 142 109 25 8
1555 Bring me some sea salt. 1.2887 0.04643 142 108 27 7
1556 I have the cooking figured out, but marinading...now that's an art. 1.2887 0.04308 142 105 33 4
1557 Hey guys, KFC's new pterodactyl portion! 1.2887 0.04749 142 109 25 8
1558 Of course the rest will keep. It's an ice age. 1.2887 0.04308 142 105 33 4
1559 It's a fire thing. You wouldn't understand. 1.2887 0.04853 142 110 23 9
1560 How do you like it cooked? 1.2887 0.04308 142 105 33 4
1561 Top of the food chain? Pff. Guess I showed him. 1.2887 0.04423 142 106 31 5
1562 Wrong! More is more. 1.2887 0.04643 142 108 27 7
1563 So, what are you guys gonna have? 1.2887 0.04534 142 107 29 6
1564 Everything's bigger in T-Rexus 1.2887 0.04749 142 109 25 8
1565 I forgot to thaw it. 1.2887 0.04643 142 108 27 7
1566 Meatless?! I thought everyone liked Mammoth Mondays. 1.2887 0.04534 142 107 29 6
1567 Just keep an eye out for that angry one legged bird. 1.2887 0.04308 142 105 33 4
1568 I’m not sure the coals will still be hot enough for s’mores by the time this is done. 1.2887 0.04643 142 108 27 7
1569 How many bags of charcoal do we have left? 1.2887 0.04749 142 109 25 8
1570 Look, if we're going paleo we've gotta commit. 1.2887 0.04643 142 108 27 7
1571 Why didn't you tell me the Petersons were vegetarians? 1.2887 0.04423 142 106 31 5
1572 Everything about this dinner is anachronistic." 1.2881 0.04830 118 88 26 4
1573 It's "pterodactyl" with a "p". 1.2881 0.05121 118 90 22 6
1574 Be patient - it's evolving. 1.2881 0.05396 118 92 18 8
1575 TEXAS (c.8000 BCE) 1.2878 0.04816 139 107 24 8
1576 Mid-pleistocene, that's when. 1.2878 0.04594 139 105 28 6
1577 American portions. 1.2878 0.04706 139 106 26 7
1578 Not sure where it came from, but it's working. 1.2857 0.04892 140 109 22 9
1579 This should be ready in a couple of days. 1.2857 0.04335 140 104 32 4
1580 As Burnham wrote, make no small plans. 1.2857 0.04335 140 104 32 4
1581 Glad you did not get the breast! 1.2857 0.04566 140 106 28 6
1582 if you want it well done it's going to be a few more hours 1.2857 0.04335 140 104 32 4
1583 They were all out of breast. 1.2857 0.04566 140 106 28 6
1584 They were out of party wings. 1.2857 0.04335 140 104 32 4
1585 You think this is big? Wait until you see the wing!" 1.2857 0.04566 140 106 28 6
1586 Could you grab a magnum of Cabernet from the cellar please. 1.2857 0.04566 140 106 28 6
1587 Once again the New Yorker is publishing a creationist cartoon 1.2857 0.04452 140 105 30 5
1588 I thought you said he would bring home some bacon... 1.2857 0.04566 140 106 28 6
1589 Where's the rest of it? 1.2857 0.04677 140 107 26 7
1590 Don't question the grillmaster... 1.2857 0.04677 140 107 26 7
1591 Have we got any more brickettes? 1.2857 0.04215 140 103 34 3
1592 Forage this, bitches. 1.2857 0.04452 140 105 30 5
1593 You need to invent a bigger grill. 1.2857 0.04452 140 105 30 5
1594 Paper plates will do fine, Hon 1.2857 0.04452 140 105 30 5
1595 Ok! Ok! Order pizza, again! But it's my meateater image that pays the bills! 1.2857 0.04677 140 107 26 7
1596 Pterodactyl pairs well with organic quinoa and kale. 1.2857 0.05098 140 111 18 11
1597 It's called the Paleo diet. . . It'll be big-time in two million years. 1.2857 0.04452 140 105 30 5
1598 I know, I know, its late and the kids are hungry, but look on the bright side, we'll have left overs for weeks! 1.2857 0.04677 140 107 26 7
1599 You wanted well done, you‘ll get well done. 1.2857 0.04452 140 105 30 5
1600 I already called dibs on the drumstick. 1.2857 0.04215 140 103 34 3
1601 Hold your mammoths! Pterodactyl meat reach 165 degree internal temperature, then family gorge. 1.2857 0.04677 140 107 26 7
1602 Dinner will be ready tomorrow 1.2857 0.04335 140 104 32 4
1603 It comes from a pterodactyl, but he still calls it a buffalo wing. 1.2857 0.04786 140 108 24 8
1604 I'm still waiting for the juices to run clear. 1.2857 0.04786 140 108 24 8
1605 When we finally discover fire this will be delicious! 1.2857 0.04452 140 105 30 5
1606 It’s name was Big Bird! 1.2857 0.04677 140 107 26 7
1607 Dinner ready by next full moon 1.2857 0.03964 140 101 38 1
1608 What else am I supposed to do with fire? 1.2857 0.04566 140 106 28 6
1609 Once we invent fire, we'll really be cookin' 1.2857 0.04566 140 106 28 6
1610 Not to worry. It'll be done for Thanksgiving. 1.2857 0.04566 140 106 28 6
1611 It'll just be 500 more minutes. 1.2857 0.04335 140 104 32 4
1612 Looks like we’ll be eating leftovers for a while. 1.2857 0.04215 140 103 34 3
1613 I should have thawed first. 1.2857 0.04566 140 106 28 6
1614 Just be patient. It has to be 165 degrees before I can serve it. 1.2857 0.04452 140 105 30 5
1615 Go ahead with the hors d'oeuvres and spinach salads, don't wait on me! This was the largest grill they had at ACE. 1.2857 0.04677 140 107 26 7
1616 Hey Honey, put “meat thermometer” on the shopping list. 1.2857 0.04452 140 105 30 5
1617 You have to eat all your dinner before you get any dessert. 1.2857 0.04786 140 108 24 8
1618 It’s taking a little longer than I expected; I know you don’t like it too rare. 1.2857 0.04335 140 104 32 4
1619 Next time get the baby moas ! 1.2857 0.04335 140 104 32 4
1620 Hang in there. Only another six hours. 1.2857 0.04335 140 104 32 4
1621 Your mother is coming for dinner. 1.2857 0.04452 140 105 30 5
1622 I think we're taking this Paleo diet a bit far, don't you think? 1.2857 0.04335 140 104 32 4
1623 Honey, go kill a deer. With Daddy's quaint little invention, dinner will be ready in about 50,000 years. 1.2857 0.04452 140 105 30 5
1624 I know, I know, but the white meat was all gone by the time I got there. 1.2857 0.04452 140 105 30 5
1625 Well I don't have any Impossible burgers. 1.2857 0.04566 140 106 28 6
1626 Dinner will be ready in about three moons. 1.2857 0.04892 140 109 22 9
1627 What'd ya mean, we're out of pterodactyl sauce? 1.2857 0.04786 140 108 24 8
1628 This paleo diet sure is big on meat. 1.2857 0.04091 140 102 36 2
1629 I should have asked for the kabobs. 1.2857 0.04677 140 107 26 7
1630 My trainer says I can have cheat meal once a week 1.2857 0.04335 140 104 32 4
1631 Don't you think tongs would be better? 1.2857 0.04566 140 106 28 6
1632 PLEASE make up your mind, medium or well done! 1.2857 0.04786 140 108 24 8
1633 The Veber instructions say “charcoal”. Don’t worry honey it won’t hurt the environment in a million years. 1.2857 0.04677 140 107 26 7
1634 It's outlived its use as a club. 1.2857 0.04566 140 106 28 6
1635 I'll ask for the boneless, skinless brontosorous thighs next time. 1.2857 0.04677 140 107 26 7
1636 Almost ready, honey. Four more moon rises should do it. 1.2857 0.04677 140 107 26 7
1637 The irony of wanting to escape from his man cave would be lost to Grog for another forty thousand years. 1.2857 0.04892 140 109 22 9
1638 Stop your griping! It will be ready in three days just like I said. 1.2857 0.04215 140 103 34 3
1639 A giant chicken leg on the barby. That's a good as it gets! 1.2857 0.04677 140 107 26 7
1640 This should stop the fighting over the drumstick. 1.2857 0.04335 140 104 32 4
1641 And if you don't finish it, no dessert. 1.2857 0.04566 140 106 28 6
1642 I know there are problems, but I still believe in Make America Grill Again 1.2857 0.04996 140 110 20 10
1643 It needs some garlic,could you guys harvest some for me? 1.2857 0.04677 140 107 26 7
1644 They were having a sale at Cost-bow. 1.2857 0.04677 140 107 26 7
1645 I’m going to need a couple sprigs of rosemary and some chopped sage.. 1.2857 0.04677 140 107 26 7
1646 Blame the appliance, not the caveman. 1.2857 0.04566 140 106 28 6
1647 Nobody gets dibs on the drumstick. 1.2857 0.04566 140 106 28 6
1648 How long are you going to be on this new Paleo kick? 1.2846 0.04262 130 95 33 2
1649 Who wants extra crispy? 1.2845 0.04868 116 87 25 4
1650 Well if you don't like it you don't have to eat it again because it's now extinct. 1.2845 0.05020 116 88 23 5
1651 This is for Dino. We're having nuts and berries. 1.2836 0.04809 134 103 24 7
1652 This is what it's all about, kids. Remember that. Now back up a bit in case that bird comes back with his buddies. 1.2836 0.04446 134 100 30 4
1653 Who wants dark meat? 1.2826 0.04712 138 106 25 7
1654 Say it together; Who brings home the bacon in this family? 1.2826 0.04598 138 105 27 6
1655 Get me the large basting brush. 1.2826 0.04362 138 103 31 4
1656 It's always "sous vide this" and "sous vide that" - well, this time, there's no sous vide. 1.2826 0.04823 138 107 23 8
1657 Honey ....... Have you seen the Pyteradactyl rub ? 1.2826 0.04482 138 104 29 5
1658 By the time it's done we'll be Vegans. 1.2826 0.04482 138 104 29 5
1659 I suppose you’re going to tell me the Flintsones got the last rack of ribs again. 1.2826 0.04482 138 104 29 5
1660 It's a Guy thing 1.2826 0.04598 138 105 27 6
1661 Grab some rocks and get this on the wall! I want to remember this for eons. 1.2826 0.04712 138 106 25 7
1662 Go to bed, folks. We'll have it for breakfast. 1.2826 0.04482 138 104 29 5
1663 It Was Us Or Rex, Kids. 1.2826 0.04598 138 105 27 6
1664 Your sarcasm about ready by the next solstice isn't helping. 1.2826 0.04598 138 105 27 6
1665 Sunday we're having a tug-of-war with the wishbone. 1.2826 0.04598 138 105 27 6
1666 Dinner will be ready in a week or two. 1.2826 0.04598 138 105 27 6
1667 It's for the Super Bowl party. 1.2826 0.04712 138 106 25 7
1668 I hope we have enough ranch dressing! 1.2826 0.04239 138 102 33 3
1669 He says he wants to sit at the big table and he doesn't want the drumstick. 1.2826 0.04598 138 105 27 6
1670 What do ya mean what happened to the rest of it !? 1.2826 0.04598 138 105 27 6
1671 It’ll be ready when I say it’s ready! 1.2826 0.04712 138 106 25 7
1672 Almost done. Dinner will be ready by sunrise. 1.2826 0.04362 138 103 31 4
1673 I don’t need a thermometer. I can feel when it is done! 1.2826 0.04823 138 107 23 8
1674 Why do you always get the drumstick from the hunt? 1.2826 0.04823 138 107 23 8
1675 Do you know anyone with a meat thermometer? 1.2826 0.04362 138 103 31 4
1676 Still not getting a reading of 165 in the thickest part … 1.2826 0.04482 138 104 29 5
1677 I forgot, is it 140 or 165 for this? 1.2826 0.04598 138 105 27 6
1678 They had a special on the Family Meal Deal. 1.2826 0.04482 138 104 29 5
1679 Tastes just like chicken, only a little hairier. 1.2826 0.04712 138 106 25 7
1680 Until it’s all gone, that’s how long. 1.2826 0.04823 138 107 23 8
1681 It DID say hormone-free. 1.2826 0.04598 138 105 27 6
1682 No, white meat! 1.2826 0.05038 138 109 19 10
1683 I dunno. Marvin is poaching his. We’ll see. 1.2826 0.04712 138 106 25 7
1684 The kids wanted wings Ed. 1.2826 0.04482 138 104 29 5
1685 The moon is high, I grill a thigh. 1.2826 0.04482 138 104 29 5
1686 This will be ready when the yellow ball of fire goes up and down fourteen times. 1.2826 0.04712 138 106 25 7
1687 Chill, the Food Network says low and slow. 1.2826 0.04712 138 106 25 7
1688 they were out of the patties. 1.2826 0.04482 138 104 29 5
1689 I'll freeze the leftovers 1.2826 0.04823 138 107 23 8
1690 Don’t worry kids. Big Bird will still be on TV each afternoon. 1.2826 0.04598 138 105 27 6
1691 Don't forget the veggies? What are veggies? 1.2826 0.04362 138 103 31 4
1692 I hope there is room in the freezer! 1.2826 0.04598 138 105 27 6
1693 No ,I said medium raw. 1.2818 0.05187 110 84 21 5
1694 You want yours without fur? Now you tell me! 1.2818 0.05187 110 84 21 5
1695 Of course it's non-GMO. 1.2815 0.04418 135 101 30 4
1696 What do you mean, we're out of barbeque sauce?!" 1.2815 0.04541 135 102 28 5
1697 I hope you like drumstick. 1.2815 0.05004 135 106 20 9
1698 Medium rare OK? 1.2815 0.04661 135 103 26 6
1699 Don’t worry, it’s “clean coal.” 1.2815 0.04541 135 102 28 5
1700 You asked for "well done", now you have to wait! 1.2815 0.04661 135 103 26 6
1701 Just hold your horses! I'm sure it'll be done by Tuesday. 1.2815 0.04661 135 103 26 6
1702 Complain! Complain! Just remember how good these mammoth legs taste when they're cooked right! 1.2815 0.04541 135 102 28 5
1703 It will take 3 hours to cook that leg but last the whole winter! 1.2815 0.04541 135 102 28 5
1704 Yabba-Dabba Do! I’m cooking Perodactyl for you. 1.2815 0.04893 135 105 22 8
1705 We all know that the required minimum internal temperature for pterodactyl is 85C. 1.2815 0.04418 135 101 30 4
1706 Pterodactyl wings were on special at Cave Mart. 1.2815 0.04778 135 104 24 7
1707 It was on sale at Costco. 1.2815 0.04893 135 105 22 8
1708 Yes! Yes! Of course there were two. 1.2815 0.04661 135 103 26 6
1709 My diet starts tomorrow. 1.2815 0.04778 135 104 24 7
1710 If I've timed it right dinner should be ready by the time the Hendersons get here on Tuesday. 1.2815 0.04418 135 101 30 4
1711 More 15 minutes darling. 1.2815 0.04418 135 101 30 4
1712 Maybe we should start with dessert. This is gonna take awhile. 1.2815 0.04418 135 101 30 4
1713 It’ll just be another six hours. 1.2815 0.04160 135 99 34 2
1714 You should have told be beforehand that you wanted it breaded. 1.2815 0.04160 135 99 34 2
1715 Just be patient. It is the only size dinasaur leg they had. 1.2815 0.04893 135 105 22 8
1716 Of course it's all organic, free-range, no hormones... 1.2815 0.04418 135 101 30 4
1717 I am not buying a whole new grill just because of this one gigantic drumstick. 1.2815 0.04893 135 105 22 8
1718 Yes, we can refrigerate the leftovers; after all, we're still in an ice age. 1.2815 0.04661 135 103 26 6
1719 I hope you guys are hungry. 1.2815 0.04541 135 102 28 5
1720 I’ve always said that your father’s cooking will be the death of us.” 1.2815 0.04778 135 104 24 7
1721 Now do you understand why I wanted that bigger grill? 1.2815 0.04418 135 101 30 4
1722 I'm putting a nice dijon- orange glaze on this--you'll love it! 1.2794 0.04631 136 104 26 6
1723 How do you want it? Raw, Rawer or Rawest? 1.2793 0.05147 111 85 21 5
1724 Someday these Woolly Mammoth Chickens will be extinct. 1.2782 0.04695 133 102 25 6
1725 Not all cavemen are on the paleo diet 1.2782 0.04446 133 100 29 4
1726 I told you, pulled mammoth takes 14 hours of smoking. 1.2782 0.04573 133 101 27 5
1727 Beer me 1.2782 0.05046 133 105 19 9
1728 Don’t look at me like that; this is the biggest one I could get! 1.2782 0.04446 133 100 29 4
1729 Yes dear, I should have discovered fire before dark. 1.2782 0.04695 133 102 25 6
1730 Come and get it, before it’s extinct! 1.2752 0.05193 109 84 20 5
1731 It got away so I went to Costco. 1.2750 0.04728 120 91 25 4
1732 Let's order a pizza. 1.2750 0.04578 120 90 27 3
1733 Worcestershire sauce - stat! 1.2750 0.04728 120 91 25 4
1734 Any day now... get your plates ready. 1.2748 0.04972 131 103 20 8
1735 Don't look at me that way. He's in a better place. 1.2748 0.04605 131 100 26 5
1736 I know you're hungry. But it's the ice age. This will take a while. 1.2748 0.04730 131 101 24 6
1737 Who wants burnt? 1.2748 0.04605 131 100 26 5
1738 I call first dibs on the drumstick. 1.2748 0.04605 131 100 26 5
1739 It takes long to cook, but it has a wonderful flavor profile. 1.2748 0.04342 131 98 30 3
1740 If you think this is big, you should see its mother! 1.2748 0.04853 131 102 22 7
1741 I sure hope you're better at cooking the Archaeopteryx than you are at spelling it! 1.2748 0.04853 131 102 22 7
1742 First VeganFool Yes, it is ironic that the trunk of this evergreen looks just like a leg bone. 1.2748 0.04730 131 101 24 6
1743 It’ll taste BETTER than pterodactyl. 1.2748 0.04730 131 101 24 6
1744 I could use a wheel to roll this to the table. Oops, I'm getting ahead of myself 1.2748 0.04853 131 102 22 7
1745 I told you we should have started defrosting it earlier! 1.2748 0.04853 131 102 22 7
1746 I told him don’t hunt in bulk, but what do I know, I’m just the gatherer. 1.2748 0.04605 131 100 26 5
1747 We're in the United States now. I want us to fit in. 1.2748 0.04342 131 98 30 3
1748 I’m sorry the kids had to see that. 1.2748 0.04605 131 100 26 5
1749 You should see the one that got away. 1.2748 0.04475 131 99 28 4
1750 Hope you like dark meat. 1.2748 0.04605 131 100 26 5
1751 Couldn’t you have told me that you decided to be a vegetarian before I put dinner on the grill? 1.2748 0.04605 131 100 26 5
1752 Can you bring me a plate? 1.2748 0.04475 131 99 28 4
1753 We may need another. The Grunts are coming over. 1.2748 0.04853 131 102 22 7
1754 Hun, please come inside, the quinoa is getting cold and the kids are hungry 1.2748 0.04475 131 99 28 4
1755 Winner, winner chicken dinner! 1.2748 0.04342 131 98 30 3
1756 Don’t worry, it’s cooked enough. Besides, salmonella hasn’t been discovered yet. 1.2748 0.04730 131 101 24 6
1757 It tastes better with the slow-cooker. 1.2748 0.04730 131 101 24 6
1758 No, you can't have the leg. 1.2748 0.04605 131 100 26 5
1759 And we can have the egg for next year’s breakfasts! 1.2748 0.04475 131 99 28 4
1760 Sorry, but I like my mammoth well-done. 1.2748 0.04475 131 99 28 4
1761 It’s never enough 1.2748 0.04605 131 100 26 5
1762 Dinner will be ready in just 17 hours! 1.2748 0.04730 131 101 24 6
1763 inside. Give the kids a peanut butter sandwich and we'll shoot for a hot breakfast. 1.2748 0.04730 131 101 24 6
1764 CostCo has a great deal on mastodons this week. 1.2748 0.04475 131 99 28 4
1765 It’s called the impossible leg. No meat I swear! 1.2748 0.04475 131 99 28 4
1766 This back yard grilling fade will never catch on. 1.2748 0.04475 131 99 28 4
1767 Almost done. Is the potato salad ready? 1.2748 0.04205 131 97 32 2
1768 Ok, NOW you can dress the salad? 1.2748 0.04342 131 98 30 3
1769 You shoulda seen the other thigh. 1.2748 0.04342 131 98 30 3
1770 Just be patient. Dinner will be ready in about a month. 1.2748 0.04342 131 98 30 3
1771 You could at least help me flip it. 1.2748 0.04605 131 100 26 5
1772 He should get it done by dawn. 1.2748 0.04475 131 99 28 4
1773 Who wants their part rare? 1.2748 0.04342 131 98 30 3
1774 A mighty drumstick you hunted and gathered but when do we eat? 1.2748 0.05089 131 104 18 9
1775 We had better eat it all before his mother smells it 1.2748 0.04730 131 101 24 6
1776 Honey, the kids are tired of woolly mammoth. Can we do gathering tonight? 1.2748 0.04605 131 100 26 5
1777 Yes honey, we kill Big Bird. 1.2748 0.04475 131 99 28 4
1778 It's late. I'm putting the kids to bed. Do you think it'll be ready for breakfast? 1.2748 0.04972 131 103 20 8
1779 Grilling season is officially over! 1.2748 0.04063 131 96 34 1
1780 The directions said cook from frozen 1.2748 0.04605 131 100 26 5
1781 I followed the assembly instructions on the wall. 1.2748 0.04730 131 101 24 6
1782 I decided we should go on a full Paleo diet. 1.2748 0.04205 131 97 32 2
1783 If you are all this hungry and impatient, then we should just do the rest in the microwave. 1.2748 0.04730 131 101 24 6
1784 They were having an extinction clearance sale 1.2748 0.04730 131 101 24 6
1785 Share? Nah, that sounds way too socialistic to me. 1.2748 0.04475 131 99 28 4
1786 It's gonna take a couple of days longer than I thought. 1.2748 0.04475 131 99 28 4
1787 Be patient- it’ll be an era. 1.2748 0.04342 131 98 30 3
1788 Do you think that at least will be ready for brunch tomorrow? 1.2748 0.04730 131 101 24 6
1789 I killed it, I drug it home, I'm cooking it, and now you're saying you'd rather have ribs? 1.2748 0.04605 131 100 26 5
1790 It's paleo. 1.2748 0.04605 131 100 26 5
1791 I had to skin and clean it so I want the drumstick" 1.2748 0.04605 131 100 26 5
1792 OK, almost done, now bring me a wing! 1.2748 0.04475 131 99 28 4
1793 I need one big plate or fifty small plates. 1.2748 0.04730 131 101 24 6
1794 Chicken’s almost done. Can you bring out the burgers? 1.2748 0.04475 131 99 28 4
1795 Our Paleo diet isn't specific on portion size. 1.2748 0.04475 131 99 28 4
1796 Just an idea...I’m going to call it Ren Fest. 1.2748 0.04605 131 100 26 5
1797 Whaddya mean, you want breast meat. 1.2748 0.04605 131 100 26 5
1798 Now that I perfected the recipe they're extinct. 1.2748 0.04730 131 101 24 6
1799 Dinner will be a little late tonight. 1.2748 0.04730 131 101 24 6
1800 Sorry ,I don't do Vegan! 1.2748 0.04475 131 99 28 4
1801 It's not my fault you asked for well-done. 1.2748 0.04475 131 99 28 4
1802 Honey, I honestly think that this whole paleo thing has got some real legs. 1.2748 0.04475 131 99 28 4
1803 See Mary, I told you the Keto diet wouldn't be that hard. 1.2748 0.04342 131 98 30 3
1804 I know we have enough, but I still don't want your mother to join us. 1.2748 0.04972 131 103 20 8
1805 Be patient I forgot to defrost! 1.2748 0.04853 131 102 22 7
1806 It's taking longer than I expected 1.2748 0.04730 131 101 24 6
1807 Medium rare?! What are you, Neanderthals? 1.2748 0.04475 131 99 28 4
1808 You wanted to eat out, so here you go...we’re outside. 1.2748 0.04972 131 103 20 8
1809 Dinner will be ready just before full moon. 1.2748 0.04475 131 99 28 4
1810 What do you mean you're tired of the Paleo Diet? 1.2748 0.04475 131 99 28 4
1811 Yeah, I know it's a bit big but the extra large were on sale. You know anyone you want to ask over for barbecue? It should be ready early next week. 1.2748 0.04972 131 103 20 8
1812 Madge,you got any more barbecue sauce in there? 1.2748 0.04730 131 101 24 6
1813 I shopped at Costco. 1.2748 0.04730 131 101 24 6
1814 What do you mean "share." 1.2748 0.04605 131 100 26 5
1815 The doctor said to watch my cholesterol so I got the Beyond Brontosaurus. 1.2748 0.04730 131 101 24 6
1816 I don’t know what it is, but I’m irresistibly drawn to stand before it. 1.2748 0.04730 131 101 24 6
1817 Honey, will you grab me that 5 gallon bucket of barbecue sauce. 1.2748 0.04475 131 99 28 4
1818 I killed the last dragon on Earth to make you this meal. At least try to enjoy it. 1.2748 0.04605 131 100 26 5
1819 We're going to need a bigger fire pit 1.2748 0.04972 131 103 20 8
1820 Hunt the mastodon. Cook the mastodon. Would it kill you to clean? There is dirt all over the cave floor. 1.2748 0.04853 131 102 22 7
1821 Your father insists we all follow the Paleo diet. 1.2748 0.04475 131 99 28 4
1822 Don't worry about the size—they're extinct now. 1.2748 0.04342 131 98 30 3
1823 Yes, I got it at the Costco Cave. 1.2748 0.04730 131 101 24 6
1824 I will NOT put that on my fine China, Roger! 1.2748 0.04853 131 102 22 7
1825 How rare do you like your velociraptor? 1.2748 0.04605 131 100 26 5
1826 Wait until you see the main course! 1.2748 0.04475 131 99 28 4
1827 Let's just say it's a mammoth undertaking. 1.2748 0.05089 131 104 18 9
1828 You can't rush barbecue, Suzzane! 1.2748 0.04475 131 99 28 4
1829 Okay, Helen, you were right — we need a new stove. 1.2748 0.04730 131 101 24 6
1830 I am going as fast as I can on one leg 1.2748 0.04605 131 100 26 5
1831 Of course it's free range; you don't get drumsticks this big from CAFO dinosaurs. 1.2748 0.04730 131 101 24 6
1832 I keep telling you, it's not the size of the BBQ, it's how much charcoal you have. 1.2748 0.04730 131 101 24 6
1833 You’re all good with dark meat? 1.2748 0.04342 131 98 30 3
1834 Who wants first dibs on the drumstick? 1.2748 0.04730 131 101 24 6
1835 What did you expect, hamburgers and hot dogs? That's so 20th century. 1.2748 0.04605 131 100 26 5
1836 It came to me when I rubbed that monolith. 1.2748 0.04605 131 100 26 5
1837 If you stopped buying groceries in bulk, maybe dinner would be ready Carol! 1.2748 0.04605 131 100 26 5
1838 We can walk around and eat this at the State Fair. 1.2748 0.04605 131 100 26 5
1839 You're the ones who wanted the drumstick. 1.2748 0.04605 131 100 26 5
1840 What are you going to invent next, a heated box 1.2748 0.04605 131 100 26 5
1841 I cut up the rest and put it in the freezer 1.2748 0.04605 131 100 26 5
1842 This is the grill of the future. 1.2748 0.04605 131 100 26 5
1843 Hun, we are all starving and it’s way past their bedtime 1.2748 0.04730 131 101 24 6
1844 You all like dark meat, right? 1.2748 0.04730 131 101 24 6
1845 Thog, bring me the thermometer. I want to make sure the internal temperature is at least 165 degrees. 1.2748 0.04730 131 101 24 6
1846 Who brought the sides? 1.2748 0.04605 131 100 26 5
1847 Honey, do we have any more of that barbecue sauce? 1.2748 0.04475 131 99 28 4
1848 The charcoal grill will go down as man’s greatest discovery. 1.2748 0.04605 131 100 26 5
1849 Well done by the end of the week 1.2748 0.04605 131 100 26 5
1850 I know, I know, my new grill and utensils are just too ahead of our times and I need to stick to inventing the wheel first. 1.2748 0.04730 131 101 24 6
1851 How many bags of charcoal briquettes do we have? 1.2748 0.04853 131 102 22 7
1852 I figured we'd better cook it before it hit the expiration date. 1.2748 0.04605 131 100 26 5
1853 Make a salad. 1.2748 0.04605 131 100 26 5
1854 I'm trying out a new one-pot meal recipe. 1.2748 0.04605 131 100 26 5
1855 I didn't invent fire so you could lecture me about when to take the mammoth off the grill. 1.2748 0.04342 131 98 30 3
1856 I'm waiting for the other leg to drop. 1.2748 0.04730 131 101 24 6
1857 Well, this is the last one we could find on the planet, so I thought we would use that special sauce. 1.2748 0.04853 131 102 22 7
1858 I told you to get chicken strips. 1.2748 0.04342 131 98 30 3
1859 Sorry, no white meat until next week when I can go hunting for the rest of him. 1.2748 0.04342 131 98 30 3
1860 I warned you not to go after Big Foot. 1.2748 0.04972 131 103 20 8
1861 The recipe said one drum stick per person... 1.2748 0.05089 131 104 18 9
1862 It has to cook at least half a Jurassic period before flipping. 1.2745 0.04858 102 76 24 2
1863 Do I hear a drum roll? 1.2734 0.04397 128 96 29 3
1864 No, its not vegan, but it's gluten free. 1.2734 0.04397 128 96 29 3
1865 Don’t worry about where the rest of the chicken is! This is food, not a logic problem. 1.2734 0.04535 128 97 27 4
1866 The convection oven doesn't brown meat nearly so well. 1.2734 0.04798 128 99 23 6
1867 Okay, I'll admit I may have been wrong for making fun of your Tupperware party. 1.2734 0.04798 128 99 23 6
1868 I've got a leg over you! 1.2734 0.04668 128 98 25 5
1869 Trust me,this grass fed mammoth is worth the wait 1.2734 0.04798 128 99 23 6
1870 It's taking longer to cook than I expected. 1.2734 0.04397 128 96 29 3
1871 Don't ask me where I got it. 1.2734 0.04668 128 98 25 5
1872 I gathered it from Costco. 1.2734 0.04668 128 98 25 5
1873 But today is my cheat day. 1.2734 0.04535 128 97 27 4
1874 I don't think we made enough barbeque sauce 1.2734 0.04255 128 95 31 2
1875 The dear departed hunters Ork, Zok, and Groot made this BBQ possible. 1.2727 0.05249 121 96 17 8
1876 You're the one who wanted the Paleo Diet. 1.2727 0.04695 121 92 25 4
1877 Set bones aside for museum. 1.2720 0.05128 125 99 18 8
1878 You only brought home one drumstick for all of us? 1.2720 0.04869 125 97 22 6
1879 What are “carbs”? 1.2720 0.04597 125 95 26 4
1880 I say its woolly mammoth, and I say the hell with it. 1.2720 0.04735 125 96 24 5
1881 Sides? 1.2720 0.04869 125 97 22 6
1882 Any minute now! 1.2720 0.04307 125 93 30 2
1883 I’m going out for berries, by the time that’s done we’ll all be fossils. 1.2720 0.04869 125 97 22 6
1884 It’s still not done. Guess we’ll have to get pizza. 1.2713 0.04766 129 100 23 6
1885 Memo to self: Invent fire before briquettes. 1.2710 0.04892 107 81 23 3
1886 One bite at a time. 1.2710 0.05240 107 83 19 5
1887 That’s it. Next Thanksgiving we eat out. 1.2710 0.05069 107 82 21 4
1888 No, your pet would have wanted it this way. 1.2710 0.05069 107 82 21 4
1889 No. You cannot have the wish bone. 1.2698 0.04424 126 95 28 3
1890 Don't worry - it's Beyond Pterodactyl Paleo edition.. 1.2698 0.04424 126 95 28 3
1891 If you go invent agriculture we can have something to eat with it for the next two months. 1.2698 0.04278 126 94 30 2
1892 I told you I need a bigger grill. 1.2698 0.04565 126 96 26 4
1893 A drumstick’s a drumstick, Helen. 1.2698 0.04565 126 96 26 4
1894 It's a big hit at all of the county fairs, so quit complaining. 1.2698 0.04965 126 99 20 7
1895 Weber need make bigger grill... 1.2698 0.04835 126 98 22 6
1896 It'll be ready next Tuesday." 1.2698 0.04565 126 96 26 4
1897 And after we eat it, I'll use the carcass to settle scores. 1.2698 0.04835 126 98 22 6
1898 Hey, getting the potato salad was your job! 1.2698 0.04565 126 96 26 4
1899 Good thing those time travelers left this fire machine here. 1.2698 0.04424 126 95 28 3
1900 I hear it tastes like woolly mammoth. 1.2698 0.04127 126 93 32 1
1901 The meat department manager said this might be the last dinosaur leg available for a long time. 1.2698 0.04835 126 98 22 6
1902 You can’t rush genius! 1.2698 0.04127 126 93 32 1
1903 I think it is time to pass around the canapes. 1.2698 0.04702 126 97 24 5
1904 Where's the meat thermometer ? I think it's done ! 1.2698 0.04835 126 98 22 6
1905 It's organic and it was on sale. Any other questions? 1.2698 0.04835 126 98 22 6
1906 Yes, I used your secret recipe of herbs and spices. 1.2698 0.04702 126 97 24 5
1907 It's possible I should have invented the fridge first. 1.2698 0.04702 126 97 24 5
1908 Price Chopper had a great sale! 1.2698 0.04424 126 95 28 3
1909 Will somebody please bring me the meat thermometer? ? 1.2698 0.04702 126 97 24 5
1910 I killed it, I'll burn it if I want to. 1.2698 0.04565 126 96 26 4
1911 I’m starting my diet tomorrow!! 1.2698 0.04835 126 98 22 6
1912 What do you mean you are sick of the Paleo diet? 1.2698 0.04835 126 98 22 6
1913 Dinner won't be ready for a few million years. We need to wait for coal to form. 1.2698 0.05091 126 100 18 8
1914 Are you sure this has to be well done? 1.2698 0.04835 126 98 22 6
1915 The kids can keep playing. Dinner won't be ready for a few weeks. 1.2698 0.04565 126 96 26 4
1916 You’ll thank me when you don’t have to cook after work all week. 1.2698 0.04565 126 96 26 4
1917 Almost done... sorry, breakfast got delayed! 1.2698 0.04565 126 96 26 4
1918 I told you they weren't extinct." 1.2698 0.04424 126 95 28 3
1919 Sorry, the breast was already taken; that’s all that was left. 1.2698 0.04424 126 95 28 3
1920 If the mammoths don't die out soon, Thanksgiving's gonna be a beast. 1.2698 0.04835 126 98 22 6
1921 Could you check tracking and see if our new BBQ is out for delivery today? 1.2677 0.04534 127 97 26 4
1922 Stop asking when, it's going to be ready when it's ready. 1.2677 0.04534 127 97 26 4
1923 I've been wanting to try the Paleo diet and finally took the plunge. 1.2677 0.04802 127 99 22 6
1924 We should invite the Neanderthals. 1.2672 0.04475 116 87 27 2
1925 We only got dark meat tonight. He got away from me, hopping on one leg, using my oviraptorosauras bone as a crutch. 1.2667 0.05122 120 95 18 7
1926 They don't make these Webers like they used to. 1.2667 0.04694 120 92 24 4
1927 When family want “well done” morning fireball must rise three time! 1.2667 0.04841 120 93 22 5
1928 These Ice Age drumsticks always take a little longer to cook. Don't worry, it'll be fine. 1.2667 0.04694 120 92 24 4
1929 Where did our pet dinosaur go dad?! 1.2667 0.04984 120 94 20 6
1930 It's done when it's done, OK? You got it? Have some carrots and fucking hummus if you're that fucking hungry — JESUS CHRIST! 1.2667 0.05257 120 96 16 8
1931 OK, I admit I much prefer "bone-in." 1.2667 0.04543 120 91 26 3
1932 That’s it for this year, kiddos. 1.2667 0.04984 120 94 20 6
1933 If you call me "Jurassic" one more time, you'll do all the cooking. 1.2667 0.04984 120 94 20 6
1934 How should I know what happened to your pet dinosaur? 1.2667 0.04543 120 91 26 3
1935 Yes, I know you asked for white with less saturated fat. 1.2667 0.04543 120 91 26 3
1936 Yes, a gas grill would be faster but those don’t exist yet. 1.2667 0.04694 120 92 24 4
1937 It’s no baby, it’s the calf of a mammoth. 1.2667 0.04543 120 91 26 3
1938 I'm going to need more barbecue sauce. 1.2667 0.04543 120 91 26 3
1939 Mitch, I thought we agreed on mo more hunting or gathering in the Oversized Birds section 1.2667 0.04694 120 92 24 4
1940 Just a little longer - at least it's faster than before they invented fire. 1.2667 0.04984 120 94 20 6
1941 This wouldn't fit in the slow cooker. 1.2667 0.04984 120 94 20 6
1942 This move towards miniaturization will take some time to adjust to 1.2667 0.04984 120 94 20 6
1943 "Looks like there can be smoke without fire. 1.2667 0.04543 120 91 26 3
1944 It'll be ready next week. 1.2661 0.04873 124 97 21 6
1945 Don't tell me you finished that breast already. 1.2661 0.04451 124 94 27 3
1946 We're vegans " 1.2661 0.04737 124 96 23 5
1947 I love the new grill, honey. Did you keep the dainty little receipt? 1.2661 0.04873 124 97 21 6
1948 If you keep this up they won't survive the Cretaceous Period. 1.2661 0.04873 124 97 21 6
1949 Is the potato salad ready? 1.2661 0.05135 124 99 17 8
1950 Sorry, there's no white meat. 1.2661 0.04737 124 96 23 5
1951 This takes all the fun out of hunting and gathering. 1.2661 0.04737 124 96 23 5
1952 Look, if you really wanted to eat before next week, you should have let me buy the big grill. 1.2661 0.05006 124 98 19 7
1953 done by next moon 1.2661 0.04596 124 95 25 4
1954 Dinner will be ready in a couple of moons. 1.2661 0.05006 124 98 19 7
1955 But, the breasts were too expensive. 1.2661 0.04596 124 95 25 4
1956 Uh, you know we don't have a freezer for leftovers. 1.2661 0.04301 124 93 29 2
1957 It’s called portion control 1.2661 0.04737 124 96 23 5
1958 This only way to celebrate end of Mesozoic. 1.2661 0.04451 124 94 27 3
1959 Hope everyone is hungry! 1.2661 0.04737 124 96 23 5
1960 What do you mean you don’t like dark meat? 1.2661 0.04451 124 94 27 3
1961 No, it’s not done yet. Yes, I will cook it well, and yes, it will taste just like chicken. Now quit bothering me. I have to focus. 1.2661 0.04596 124 95 25 4
1962 What do you mean,”We’ve run out of barbecue sauce?” 1.2661 0.04737 124 96 23 5
1963 Just another 4 to 6 months 1.2661 0.04873 124 97 21 6
1964 I thought they said it was hormone-free! 1.2661 0.04873 124 97 21 6
1965 For Father’s Day I’d like a larger grille. 1.2661 0.04873 124 97 21 6
1966 Long trip home -- I ate the feathers. 1.2661 0.04873 124 97 21 6
1967 Or do you prefer white meat. 1.2661 0.04873 124 97 21 6
1968 Be a few days. 1.2661 0.04451 124 94 27 3
1969 I thought you said Buffalo pterodactyl LEG! 1.2661 0.04596 124 95 25 4
1970 They’ll be plenty for leftovers. 1.2661 0.04596 124 95 25 4
1971 Don't give me that look. You know we only eat free range pterodactyl. 1.2661 0.04737 124 96 23 5
1972 If you want a breast, you'll have to fight the Allosaurus for it. 1.2661 0.04873 124 97 21 6
1973 Don't worry, it will taste like Pterodactyl. 1.2661 0.04596 124 95 25 4
1974 What? Now you want white meat? 1.2661 0.04596 124 95 25 4
1975 It'll be ready in an age or an era, whichever comes first. 1.2661 0.04596 124 95 25 4
1976 If you want gravy with this, you’re gonna need a bigger boat. 1.2661 0.05006 124 98 19 7
1977 It'll be ready in about 7 hours! 1.2661 0.04873 124 97 21 6
1978 It's for the Iowa State Fair! 1.2661 0.04873 124 97 21 6
1979 Yes it is Paleo. By definition! 1.2661 0.05006 124 98 19 7
1980 You know that Daddy always gets the big piece of chicken. 1.2661 0.05006 124 98 19 7
1981 Just be thankful it didn't eat us. 1.2661 0.04873 124 97 21 6
1982 I knew when we met, you'd be w wonderful provider! 1.2661 0.04596 124 95 25 4
1983 I hope it's not too late to order take-out. 1.2661 0.04737 124 96 23 5
1984 I got this idea from the "Slow Cooked Pterodactyl" recipe tablet 1.2661 0.05135 124 99 17 8
1985 Didn't Costco have anything smaller? 1.2661 0.05006 124 98 19 7
1986 Wait 'til you see the s'mores! 1.2661 0.05135 124 99 17 8
1987 I can't wait until I get my larger new Weber grill. 1.2661 0.04451 124 94 27 3
1988 Glad I bought this grill before fire was invented...I got a great deal on it. 1.2661 0.05261 124 100 15 9
1989 And they said Big Foot wasn’t real! 1.2661 0.04451 124 94 27 3
1990 And, what are the rest of us supposed to eat for dinner? 1.2661 0.04737 124 96 23 5
1991 Still a little red next to the bone. 1.2661 0.04596 124 95 25 4
1992 I think we'll call this Turkey Day 1.2661 0.04737 124 96 23 5
1993 Igor said it was from a Costco-saurus. 1.2661 0.05006 124 98 19 7
1994 Costco had a special. With every drumstick you got a grill” 1.2661 0.04873 124 97 21 6
1995 Chick-fil-A? Popeye's? Bite me! 1.2661 0.04737 124 96 23 5
1996 After this, I'm going vegan. 1.2661 0.04737 124 96 23 5
1997 Dad is taking this Keto thing a little far 1.2661 0.04737 124 96 23 5
1998 It's free range! 1.2661 0.04451 124 94 27 3
1999 No, Junior, you can’t “have the leg”. 1.2661 0.04873 124 97 21 6
2000 It’s from the artisanal hunter’s market, I’m not rushing it... 1.2661 0.04451 124 94 27 3
2001 I know that the Stone Age is almost over! But fast food has not been invented yet. 1.2661 0.04737 124 96 23 5
2002 I forgot the thermometer 1.2661 0.04596 124 95 25 4
2003 We told you we didn't want Mammoth! 1.2661 0.04451 124 94 27 3
2004 Coming soon: "Jurassic Pork" 1.2661 0.04873 124 97 21 6
2005 Mine’s almost done. You should get your’s ready while the coals are still hot. 1.2661 0.04451 124 94 27 3
2006 Yes of course it’s free range. 1.2661 0.04873 124 97 21 6
2007 Why don't we start with the salad? 1.2661 0.04596 124 95 25 4
2008 Are we that small or is this a giant leg? 1.2661 0.05135 124 99 17 8
2009 I’m just getting a head start. You did say your mother was coming? 1.2661 0.04301 124 93 29 2
2010 If it ain’t barbecue, it ain’t food. 1.2661 0.05135 124 99 17 8
2011 I wish we had one of the gas ones. 1.2645 0.04660 121 93 24 4
2012 I didn't think it would take so long to cook... 1.2645 0.04355 121 91 28 2
2013 It's part of my new Paleo diet. 1.2645 0.04355 121 91 28 2
2014 Daddy will be able to cook much faster once the gas line gets installed 1.2645 0.04806 121 94 22 5
2015 We're off Paleo. We're doing Mediterranean now, dear. 1.2645 0.04355 121 91 28 2
2016 It's a buffalo wing. 1.2645 0.04806 121 94 22 5
2017 You should see the t bone 1.2645 0.04660 121 93 24 4
2018 It will tide is over the winter 1.2645 0.04355 121 91 28 2
2019 If we weren't on the Paleo Diet, imagine how big a bun you'd have to make for this thing. 1.2640 0.04703 125 97 23 5
2020 You won't admit you ordered the wrong size, will you? 1.2632 0.04834 114 88 22 4
2021 Five more minutes! 1.2632 0.04834 114 88 22 4
2022 I must now gather potato salad and baked beans. 1.2632 0.04502 114 86 26 2
2023 Why don't you hop back inside, honey, and ferment me up a brewski? 1.2632 0.04992 114 89 20 5
2024 Next time, you buy the meat and I buy the grill 1.2632 0.04992 114 89 20 5
2025 Just another 5 hours. Tops. 1.2632 0.04834 114 88 22 4
2026 You’re just going vegan because the cave next door is vegan. 1.2632 0.04502 114 86 26 2
2027 I think we need a bigger barbecue. 1.2632 0.04326 114 85 28 1
2028 I know you prefer white meat, but the breast was to big to bring home. 1.2632 0.04671 114 87 24 3
2029 We have to cook it before it goes extinct. 1.2632 0.04502 114 86 26 2
2030 I'll bet in the future they'll probably have bigger barbecues. 1.2632 0.04834 114 88 22 4
2031 This should cure that vegan nonsense Beverly 1.2632 0.04834 114 88 22 4
2032 The Flintstones are coming over. 1.2632 0.04992 114 89 20 5
2033 I thought you wanted dark meat! 1.2632 0.04671 114 87 24 3
2034 So there's nothing out there under 2 tons? 1.2632 0.04671 114 87 24 3
2035 We'll need to wait until the wheel's invented to get this into the cave. 1.2632 0.04834 114 88 22 4
2036 Unless you want salmonella, you'll just have to wait another four days. 1.2632 0.04671 114 87 24 3
2037 It’s awfully large for organic. 1.2632 0.04671 114 87 24 3
2038 Sorry kids, next time your father plucks and I grill. 1.2632 0.04502 114 86 26 2
2039 I know. It’s a very strange summer camp. 1.2632 0.04502 114 86 26 2
2040 Maybe we should just order a pizza? 1.2632 0.04992 114 89 20 5
2041 Okay, who gets the wish bone? 1.2632 0.05145 114 90 18 6
2042 It will cook down! 1.2632 0.04502 114 86 26 2
2043 It’s a healthy Paleolithic diet that also ate my right arm. 1.2632 0.04834 114 88 22 4
2044 Hey, you're the one who insisted on a dry rub and to let it marinate overnight." 1.2632 0.04834 114 88 22 4
2045 Don't ask me where either of these came from! 1.2632 0.04326 114 85 28 1
2046 The bird leg roast will be done by breakfast. 1.2623 0.04771 122 95 22 5
2047 Who wants medium and who wants well? 1.2623 0.04771 122 95 22 5
2048 So, you all want the dark meat, or the dark meat? 1.2623 0.04627 122 94 24 4
2049 Get the kids inside and bring me my spear. I hear that clucking noise again. 1.2613 0.04909 111 86 21 4
2050 Remember there’s no potato salad tonight—we’re going paleo. 1.2605 0.04842 119 93 21 5
2051 ‘The spatula is for keeping the flies at bay.’ 1.2605 0.04842 119 93 21 5
2052 I TOLD YOU, 'If you don't take care of him...' 1.2605 0.04987 119 94 19 6
2053 Hi, 'Hungry'. I'm Dad! 1.2605 0.05128 119 95 17 7
2054 Look girls, it was us or Barney. 1.2605 0.04693 119 92 23 4
2055 Who wants a leg? 1.2605 0.04842 119 93 21 5
2056 I'm really more of an ideas caveman. 1.2605 0.04379 119 90 27 2
2057 Sorry, but pterodactyl’s not done until it reaches a safe temperature of 165°. 1.2605 0.04693 119 92 23 4
2058 Believe me, it's organic. 1.2605 0.04842 119 93 21 5
2059 Is it 160 farenheit or centigrade? 1.2605 0.04539 119 91 25 3
2060 Don't think that I'm going to share this with you all. 1.2605 0.04842 119 93 21 5
2061 They were giving these out at Extinction Park. 1.2605 0.04987 119 94 19 6
2062 Let’s just say there’s an angry mammoth limping home tonight. 1.2605 0.04842 119 93 21 5
2063 Charcoal takes awhile. 1.2605 0.04693 119 92 23 4
2064 You had to insist on "free range" 1.2605 0.04693 119 92 23 4
2065 So glad we moved to Amarillo, honey. 1.2605 0.04987 119 94 19 6
2066 The kids want to know if they can have the wish bone. 1.2605 0.05128 119 95 17 7
2067 Trust me – it's worth the weight. 1.2605 0.04693 119 92 23 4
2068 Oh no, we are not letting that annual membership fee go to waste! 1.2605 0.04693 119 92 23 4
2069 Where is Thog with the Avocado Toast? 1.2605 0.05265 119 96 15 8
2070 Dinner’s gonna be awhile hon; evolution hasn’t gotten our dino down to chicken size yet! 1.2605 0.04693 119 92 23 4
2071 It's called Bar-b-q. It's the latest thing. 1.2605 0.04539 119 91 25 3
2072 You know I hate to eat so late. Next time let's get take-out. 1.2605 0.04213 119 89 29 1
2073 It did not fit in the sous vie pot. 1.2605 0.04693 119 92 23 4
2074 At least the kids are learning the difference between "big" and "mammoth." 1.2605 0.04693 119 92 23 4
2075 I'm preparing it medium rare extinct. 1.2605 0.04842 119 93 21 5
2076 Sorry honey, I already called the drumstick. 1.2605 0.04379 119 90 27 2
2077 If you want to reenact pre-historic tines again, then next time at least buy the largest grille on amazon!!! 1.2605 0.04842 119 93 21 5
2078 By the time you go to Trader Joe’s and get the Cole slaw and potato salad, it’ll be ready 1.2605 0.04539 119 91 25 3
2079 Who likes drumsticks? 1.2605 0.04539 119 91 25 3
2080 Did you make room in the fridge? 1.2605 0.04842 119 93 21 5
2081 No, I don't HAVE nuggets! 1.2605 0.04693 119 92 23 4
2082 You said that you wanted it well done. 1.2605 0.04987 119 94 19 6
2083 I think it's coming back for its leg. 1.2586 0.04761 116 90 22 4
2084 Diner will be ready in 10 to 15 hours. 1.2583 0.04807 120 94 21 5
2085 Set the table. Only 17 more hours until dinner is ready. 1.2583 0.04950 120 95 19 6
2086 Where’s my Ice Age cooler? 1.2583 0.04950 120 95 19 6
2087 I thought we’d try eating Paleo tonight. 1.2583 0.04659 120 93 23 4
2088 They were marked down at Giant Foods. 1.2583 0.04950 120 95 19 6
2089 Fred, I know that you have a leg up on Barney, but the kids needs to eat tonight! 1.2583 0.04659 120 93 23 4
2090 In six hours just give it a flip 1.2583 0.04183 120 90 29 1
2091 I finished the potato salad two days ago! 1.2583 0.04659 120 93 23 4
2092 Oh yeah, forgot to tell you -- I can make fire. 1.2583 0.05090 120 96 17 7
2093 I stone aged it in a little Pterodactyl sauce. 1.2583 0.04807 120 94 21 5
2094 It won’t be ready until the full moon. 1.2583 0.04659 120 93 23 4
2095 You should have seen the one that got away 1.2583 0.04807 120 94 21 5
2096 It’s been four weeks; could we not at least have some breadsticks? 1.2583 0.04506 120 92 25 3
2097 The good news is we won't have to fight over the drumstick. 1.2583 0.04659 120 93 23 4
2098 It'll be ready when it's ready! 1.2583 0.04659 120 93 23 4
2099 Yes I’m grateful that you killed it, but this has really hurt my standing at The Man Cave 1.2583 0.05090 120 96 17 7
2100 I think I’m going to need one of you to invent the meat thermometer. 1.2583 0.04950 120 95 19 6
2101 No, you're vegetarian. I'm paleo. 1.2583 0.04506 120 92 25 3
2102 I marinated it overnight in twigs and dirt clumps. 1.2583 0.04950 120 95 19 6
2103 No, the earth has plenty of Woolly Mammoths 1.2583 0.04807 120 94 21 5
2104 This is the last time we try to cook a paleo meal kit on a weeknight. It's never 30 minutes or less! 1.2583 0.04659 120 93 23 4
2105 Yes, I am going to tell the story of how I killed it when your folks arrive. And again after that. And after that. Because I KILLED IT! Myself! Can't you people appreciate that? 1.2583 0.04659 120 93 23 4
2106 No caveman. Wingman. 1.2583 0.04807 120 94 21 5
2107 you can put the corn on now 1.2583 0.04183 120 90 29 1
2108 I found it at a cave sale - the spatula came with it. 1.2583 0.04950 120 95 19 6
2109 You sure you like it well-done? 1.2583 0.04506 120 92 25 3
2110 Can you get me a Rolling Rock, this is going to take a while. 1.2583 0.04950 120 95 19 6
2111 Hey Marge, we could use some potato salad with this. 1.2583 0.04950 120 95 19 6
2112 It's called cooking...who likes their meat rare" 1.2583 0.04807 120 94 21 5
2113 If you all want well-done this might take a while. 1.2583 0.05090 120 96 17 7
2114 Yep, Costco... 1.2583 0.04950 120 95 19 6
2115 I'm beginning to think we should have bought the smoker instead. 1.2583 0.04506 120 92 25 3
2116 For the last time, Sesame Street's in syndication. Even if I did "take out Big Bird," you can still see him in living color. 1.2583 0.05225 120 97 15 8
2117 Like I said, someday all the megafauna will be extinct and this thing will be the perfect size. 1.2583 0.04506 120 92 25 3
2118 Don't worry if we can't eat it all. The mammoth ain't going anywhere anytime soon. 1.2583 0.04506 120 92 25 3
2119 It's called the beyond drumstick... 1.2583 0.04659 120 93 23 4
2120 The dark meat was all they had. I don't want to hear any complaints about it. 1.2583 0.04659 120 93 23 4
2121 For well-done you have to wait another six hours. 1.2583 0.04183 120 90 29 1
2122 Tomorrow I'll invent a bigger BBQ. 1.2583 0.04807 120 94 21 5
2123 I told you not to pick up the meat at Costco. 1.2583 0.04659 120 93 23 4
2124 This Tyrannosaurus rex leg should last us all season. 1.2583 0.04506 120 92 25 3
2125 Say hey, good lookin' whatcha got cookin'? 1.2583 0.04950 120 95 19 6
2126 I told you, two days tops! 1.2583 0.04659 120 93 23 4
2127 Yes, it is an improvement! 1.2583 0.04950 120 95 19 6
2128 You said you wanted Keto for a month! 1.2583 0.04950 120 95 19 6
2129 What do you mean “Did it have a Family “? 1.2583 0.04807 120 94 21 5
2130 In unrelated news, we no longer have a pet mastodon. 1.2583 0.04659 120 93 23 4
2131 The family is finally reunited, Fred was eaten by this beast a week ago. 1.2583 0.04659 120 93 23 4
2132 It will be ready in 3 weeks and four days; I suggest you get some sleep in the meantime. 1.2583 0.04506 120 92 25 3
2133 I know it’s wing night but pterodactyl legs were on special 1.2583 0.04807 120 94 21 5
2134 NO, Sarah! I’m not making you an Impossible Burger. 1.2583 0.04807 120 94 21 5
2135 Did you not even once think, when you were out there giving it all your macho schtick, that there's just the four of us for Thanksgiving ? 1.2583 0.04506 120 92 25 3
2136 What? I wanted dark meat. 1.2583 0.04659 120 93 23 4
2137 I got a leg up on that one! 1.2583 0.04807 120 94 21 5
2138 I've done my share. Did you make a ton of potato salad yet? 1.2583 0.04506 120 92 25 3
2139 I TOLD you I'd get you a leg up. 1.2583 0.05225 120 97 15 8
2140 It's going to be awhile gang. 1.2583 0.04506 120 92 25 3
2141 Hey do you want it done fast or done well done? 1.2583 0.04659 120 93 23 4
2142 Diplocodus Marengo is not a dish that can be rushed. 1.2583 0.05090 120 96 17 7
2143 Just you wait. Someday every cave will have one of these fire cans and brag about the slow-cooked flavor.. 1.2583 0.04506 120 92 25 3
2144 Honey, I grabbed the spatula instead of the tongs, can you get them? 1.2583 0.04807 120 94 21 5
2145 Don't worry. It's on the Paleo diet. 1.2583 0.04950 120 95 19 6
2146 Somebody provoke the wrath of the gods or we'll never get this dinner cooked! 1.2583 0.04506 120 92 25 3
2147 I liked your big brother too but people gotta eat. 1.2583 0.05090 120 96 17 7
2148 For next Father's Day, I'd recommend a larger spatula. 1.2583 0.04659 120 93 23 4
2149 Wait until you see the size of the salt and pepper shakers. 1.2583 0.04950 120 95 19 6
2150 1. I know that you like to shop at Costco, but this is ridiculous. 2. I told the kids that we sent Rex to ‘play’ at your brothers farm to play. 3. Be patient, only two more days till medium rare. 4. You should have seen the thigh 1.2583 0.04659 120 93 23 4
2151 There wasn’t any chicken, so I had to settle for this. 1.2583 0.04506 120 92 25 3
2152 Just five more moons. 1.2583 0.04659 120 93 23 4
2153 Now you tell me you wanted steak! 1.2583 0.04659 120 93 23 4
2154 Hey, honey! Looks like I've finally got a leg up on this new BBQ thing. 1.2583 0.04348 120 91 27 2
2155 you wanted wings??? 1.2583 0.04659 120 93 23 4
2156 No, I didn't forget to marinade. 1.2571 0.05246 105 83 17 5
2157 Trust me, just a few more millennia to perfection. 1.2569 0.04772 109 84 22 3
2158 ‘Don’t just stand there. Sharpen your teeth.’ 1.2569 0.05116 109 86 18 5
2159 You said we needed moa to eat. So here's some moa. 1.2569 0.04947 109 85 20 4
2160 I'm sorry, you'll just have to wait for your medium well. 1.2569 0.04772 109 84 22 3
2161 Glibf forhd cradta drandel, berg? {Translation impossible because the caveman Rosetta stone has not yet been found} 1.2569 0.05116 109 86 18 5
2162 Bring me an egg. 1.2569 0.04947 109 85 20 4
2163 Paleo, schmaleo. I'd kill for some decent bread. 1.2569 0.05116 109 86 18 5
2164 We’re eating like royalty tonight. 1.2564 0.04567 117 90 24 3
2165 I'll need at least 3 more days to get the internal temperature up to 165 degrees. 1.2564 0.04726 117 91 22 4
2166 Fred's coming over. 1.2564 0.05028 117 93 18 6
2167 It will be done by the time Labor Day is invented. 1.2564 0.05028 117 93 18 6
2168 Carcinogens don't scare me. 1.2564 0.04726 117 91 22 4
2169 Don't you think you're going overboard with this Paleo diet already? 1.2564 0.04567 117 90 24 3
2170 Archeologists are gonna have a field day with this one 1.2564 0.04232 117 88 28 1
2171 Didn't I tell you we're having the family from two caves down over for dinner? 1.2564 0.04879 117 92 20 5
2172 This is a rare delicacy. In fact, the last of a species. 1.2564 0.05313 117 95 14 8
2173 Our kids are eating us out of cave and dwelling. Are you sure this will be enough? 1.2564 0.04726 117 91 22 4
2174 You said medium rare, right? 1.2564 0.04567 117 90 24 3
2175 This would be a lot easier if I had tongs rather than a spatula. 1.2564 0.05028 117 93 18 6
2176 The secret to a perfect medium-rare is only flipping it once. 1.2564 0.04567 117 90 24 3
2177 It will be ready next march 1.2564 0.05028 117 93 18 6
2178 It’ll catch on. 1.2564 0.05028 117 93 18 6
2179 Set the rocks. 1.2564 0.05172 117 94 16 7
2180 Look, it's not my fault global warming brought back the mega-fauna and now we live in a cave. 1.2564 0.05313 117 95 14 8
2181 Honey get digging we're running out of charcoal. 1.2564 0.04879 117 92 20 5
2182 It’s still defrosting. 1.2564 0.04726 117 91 22 4
2183 ...Whatcha say we get started with some hot dogs?... 1.2564 0.04726 117 91 22 4
2184 I've invented the slow cooker! 1.2564 0.04403 117 89 26 2
2185 Honey, can you get the big platter out of the pantry? You know, the nice one? 1.2564 0.04879 117 92 20 5
2186 Whoopee, you invented the B-B-Q! Now, how about inventing the B-B-Q dinner sometime BEFORE we become extinct! 1.2564 0.04726 117 91 22 4
2187 I got dibs on the drumstick. 1.2564 0.04726 117 91 22 4
2188 It's a good thing I discovered fire, isn't it Dear? 1.2564 0.04726 117 91 22 4
2189 You'll have to forage for some ketchup. 1.2564 0.04567 117 90 24 3
2190 Special at Costco. 1.2564 0.05172 117 94 16 7
2191 Let's just say I know a guy, who knew a guy... 1.2564 0.04726 117 91 22 4
2192 Honestly George, the fridge hasn’t been invented yet so we have no where to keep the leftovers. 1.2564 0.05028 117 93 18 6
2193 I'll show them "renaissance faire." 1.2564 0.04726 117 91 22 4
2194 Good thing I'm not a breast man. 1.2564 0.04726 117 91 22 4
2195 You can never overcook chicken. 1.2564 0.04726 117 91 22 4
2196 How many times do I have to tell you that it's not done until the internal temperature registers 180 degrees. 1.2564 0.04567 117 90 24 3
2197 The legasaurus is almost ready. 1.2564 0.04879 117 92 20 5
2198 Steroids! 1.2564 0.04879 117 92 20 5
2199 I know you’re hungry, but if it’s undercooked we’ll all end up with salmonella poisoning. 1.2564 0.05028 117 93 18 6
2200 I’m afraid there’s only dark meat 1.2564 0.04726 117 91 22 4
2201 It was given hormones. 1.2564 0.04567 117 90 24 3
2202 How was I to know it was the last pterodactyl on the planet! 1.2564 0.04879 117 92 20 5
2203 Could you run out for more charcoal? 1.2564 0.04567 117 90 24 3
2204 Tyrannosaurus Rex. It's what's for dinner. 1.2564 0.04726 117 91 22 4
2205 It might have a tinge of meteor to it 1.2564 0.04403 117 89 26 2
2206 Oh, quit giving me that "It's taking 65 million years" crap! 1.2564 0.04879 117 92 20 5
2207 That reno we're planning -- the firepit's now Priority One. 1.2564 0.05028 117 93 18 6
2208 Relax! You're the ones who ordered it well done! 1.2564 0.04726 117 91 22 4
2209 Ready in two more moon phases, honey. 1.2564 0.04567 117 90 24 3
2210 If you wanted the giblets you should have told me. 1.2564 0.04726 117 91 22 4
2211 You should see the other dinosaur. 1.2564 0.04726 117 91 22 4
2212 Kids, your dad is over-compensating again. 1.2564 0.04879 117 92 20 5
2213 I guess just refrigerate the rest. 1.2564 0.04567 117 90 24 3
2214 It’s from Popeye’s, not Chick-fil-a. 1.2564 0.05028 117 93 18 6
2215 No, for the last time, its not Chick fil A OR Popeyes! 1.2564 0.04403 117 89 26 2
2216 I’ve hear of “low ‘n slow”, but this is ridiculous!! 1.2564 0.04726 117 91 22 4
2217 I invented fire! And gluttony! 1.2564 0.04567 117 90 24 3
2218 Sorry..I just invented the Weber. You'll have to wait 57 thousand years for the microwave. 1.2564 0.05313 117 95 14 8
2219 We're eating Paleo tonight. 1.2564 0.04726 117 91 22 4
2220 Yes Wilma, it's non-GMO! 1.2564 0.04726 117 91 22 4
2221 Okay, so I asked them to Super Size it. So what? 1.2564 0.04726 117 91 22 4
2222 They opened a Costco in the next mountain over. 1.2564 0.05028 117 93 18 6
2223 You think it needs a few more minutes? 1.2564 0.05028 117 93 18 6
2224 Sorry guys, the coals just took a little longer to heat up than I thought. 1.2564 0.04879 117 92 20 5
2225 Supper is going to be late tonight. 1.2564 0.04726 117 91 22 4
2226 If Flintstone brags about his bowling again, bring me a martini on the rocks. 1.2564 0.04879 117 92 20 5
2227 You can start the potato salad now. 1.2564 0.04567 117 90 24 3
2228 Sorry, cutting tools came after fire 1.2564 0.04726 117 91 22 4
2229 Primo, I told you I prefer the breast! 1.2564 0.05172 117 94 16 7
2230 Would you like dark meat or... dark meat? 1.2564 0.05028 117 93 18 6
2231 Hey, if you all wanted 'wings" I'd have to take down FIVE tyrannosaurus! 1.2564 0.04403 117 89 26 2
2232 I know I should have followed your advice and put it in the microwave first. 1.2564 0.04726 117 91 22 4
2233 I hope evolution will give us something easier to cook. 1.2564 0.04879 117 92 20 5
2234 It'll be another 20 umm, you know, anyway it'll be a little while longer. 1.2564 0.04567 117 90 24 3
2235 Guess what’s cookin’ today guys! Dinnersaurus!! 1.2564 0.04567 117 90 24 3
2236 Trok invent charcoal briquette. You need invent good china. 1.2564 0.04567 117 90 24 3
2237 No, I'm not being a turkey. I simply asked how you wanted it done. Stone Age, Bronze age or Ice age....... 1.2564 0.04567 117 90 24 3
2238 I know, I know, I should have gotten a Weber! 1.2564 0.04726 117 91 22 4
2239 I know this is taking a long time but there’s nothing worse than raw pterodactyl. 1.2564 0.04879 117 92 20 5
2240 Quite frankly I'm fed up with your vegan diet. 1.2564 0.04567 117 90 24 3
2241 This happens every time you shop at Costco. 1.2564 0.04879 117 92 20 5
2242 Dad always gets the big piece of chicken. 1.2564 0.04726 117 91 22 4
2243 I told you we wanted Breast! 1.2564 0.04726 117 91 22 4
2244 This part is well done, but the rest is pretty rare. 1.2564 0.05028 117 93 18 6
2245 Would you like it raw, or do you want to eat next month? 1.2564 0.05028 117 93 18 6
2246 You wanted a drumstick, I got you a drumstick! 1.2564 0.05172 117 94 16 7
2247 Would you like yours medium, or medium rare? 1.2564 0.04567 117 90 24 3
2248 Gonna be about 8 hours, hun. 1.2564 0.04879 117 92 20 5
2249 Sorry, but the sous vide is broken. 1.2564 0.04567 117 90 24 3
2250 Brontosaurus legs were on sale this week! 1.2564 0.05028 117 93 18 6
2251 Rare to medium-rare. OK? 1.2564 0.04567 117 90 24 3
2252 Who likes extremely rare? 1.2564 0.04879 117 92 20 5
2253 The downside of buying in bulk. 1.2564 0.04879 117 92 20 5
2254 Remember life before Trump? We could actually get meat that would fit on the grill! Ahh the good old days. 1.2564 0.04726 117 91 22 4
2255 Isn't today supposed to be Meatless Monday? 1.2564 0.04567 117 90 24 3
2256 No wonder shipping was so expensive. 1.2564 0.04726 117 91 22 4
2257 It was the only piece of dinosaur that I could find. 1.2564 0.04726 117 91 22 4
2258 Open flames are so last millennium. 1.2564 0.04403 117 89 26 2
2259 Hey, relax. Get a snack. It's just the shank of the evening. 1.2564 0.05028 117 93 18 6
2260 When are we gonna eat dinner? Next week??? 1.2564 0.04726 117 91 22 4
2261 It's a Capitalist Cut. 1.2564 0.05172 117 94 16 7
2262 I know it's taking a while, but we'll have leftovers until the Bronze Age. 1.2564 0.04567 117 90 24 3
2263 It’s not like there’s some kind of device that tells me the internal temperature of the meat, Unaga. The kids will just have to wait until it’s charred and unrecognizable. 1.2564 0.04726 117 91 22 4
2264 Oy vey. 1.2564 0.05313 117 95 14 8
2265 If you want well-done, you'll have to wait. 1.2564 0.05028 117 93 18 6
2266 what about us? 1.2564 0.05028 117 93 18 6
2267 Be patient, this is my first fire. 1.2564 0.05313 117 95 14 8
2268 Shouldn't you discover fire first? 1.2564 0.05028 117 93 18 6
2269 Steroids, no doubt. 1.2564 0.04567 117 90 24 3
2270 Oh no, not Thai food again! 1.2564 0.04726 117 91 22 4
2271 You expect me to eat all of this by myself. 1.2564 0.04726 117 91 22 4
2272 This is why the family-sized one was on sale. 1.2564 0.04403 117 89 26 2
2273 Just be patient - I promise this will be much tastier than anything from Popeye’s or Chick-fil-A. 1.2564 0.04567 117 90 24 3
2274 Will this be done before the Pleistocene Era? 1.2564 0.04567 117 90 24 3
2275 I told you to get the brontosaurus bones. Your friends are a bunch of gourmands. 1.2564 0.04726 117 91 22 4
2276 Definitely Paleo. 1.2564 0.04567 117 90 24 3
2277 Everything we're having is 100% paleo. 1.2544 0.04795 114 89 21 4
2278 I need to invent a bigger fire for this pterodactyl leg. 1.2544 0.04631 114 88 23 3
2279 It would be a lot quicker if we had a convection oven. 1.2544 0.05109 114 91 17 6
2280 The good news is that the tribe was able to take down the baby bird. 1.2544 0.05109 114 91 17 6
2281 No, I can’t just nuke it. 1.2544 0.04631 114 88 23 3
2282 It's called ImpossiAardvark. Burp! You'll get that joke in 10,000 years. 1.2544 0.04631 114 88 23 3
2283 You can call yourself a "hunter/grillmaster" all you want, David, I'd still like you to go get some pine needles while that thing cooks. 1.2544 0.04795 114 89 21 4
2284 This is gonna take a bit longer. Go to bed and we can have it for breakfast 1.2544 0.04282 114 86 27 1
2285 Well, that's the last time I send your father out to do the shopping! 1.2544 0.04631 114 88 23 3
2286 Sorry sweetie, I know you loved your birdie, but a man gotta do what a man gotta do! 1.2544 0.04795 114 89 21 4
2287 Just doing a little meal prep for the week. 1.2544 0.04955 114 90 19 5
2288 Kentucky Fried Pterodactyl Grand Opening. 1.2544 0.04631 114 88 23 3
2289 At least there’s one upside to nuclear fallout. 1.2544 0.04631 114 88 23 3
2290 Gathering was so much easier Jon E 1.2544 0.04631 114 88 23 3
2291 What do you mean you want chicken balls instead? 1.2544 0.04955 114 90 19 5
2292 You sure you don’t want to join me on the Paleo diet? 1.2544 0.04631 114 88 23 3
2293 You wanted paleo, it's what's for breakfast. 1.2544 0.04631 114 88 23 3
2294 You can have a leg or a leg. 1.2544 0.04460 114 87 25 2
2295 Who's up for breakfast burritos? 1.2544 0.04955 114 90 19 5
2296 I know it means plenty of leftovers, but would you rather I invite my favorite brother-in-law and his family over here tonight? 1.2542 0.04371 118 90 26 2
2297 Trust me, it will be worth the wait. 1.2542 0.04990 118 94 18 6
2298 Yes, Karen, I will still be cooking into the Neolithic Era." 1.2542 0.04842 118 93 20 5
2299 Do we have any Brontosauce? 1.2542 0.04690 118 92 22 4
2300 Who wants rare? Medium well done might take a while. 1.2542 0.04533 118 91 24 3
2301 It was your idea to do our food shopping at Costco. 1.2542 0.04990 118 94 18 6
2302 I know your hungry, but it will be another four days." 1.2542 0.04533 118 91 24 3
2303 Do you prefer rare or raw? 1.2542 0.04842 118 93 20 5
2304 It’s my cookout most fowl. 1.2542 0.04842 118 93 20 5
2305 OK, who likes their mammoth turkey rare? 1.2542 0.04690 118 92 22 4
2306 I’m going paleo in a big way. 1.2523 0.05194 111 89 16 6
2307 Oh NOW you’re all not too busy huh. 1.2522 0.04759 115 90 21 4
2308 We got it from Andrew Yang! 1.2522 0.04426 115 88 25 2
2309 Because the butcher was out of Pterodactyl wings. 1.2522 0.04916 115 91 19 5
2310 I didn't hear anybody say "well done" when I dragged this thing back by myself 1.2522 0.04916 115 91 19 5
2311 The Ice Age is coming, so we'll need to make it last. 1.2522 0.04759 115 90 21 4
2312 What did you expect, filet magnon? 1.2522 0.05069 115 92 17 6
2313 The wings got away...... 1.2522 0.05069 115 92 17 6
2314 The latest studies show that dark meat is healthier. 1.2522 0.04916 115 91 19 5
2315 Fang suggested we pair it with a fruity Chenin Blanc. 1.2522 0.04916 115 91 19 5
2316 If anyone ever gets around to organizing a state fair, this will be huge! 1.2522 0.04916 115 91 19 5
2317 Did we use up all the sage on the breast yesterday? 1.2522 0.04596 115 89 23 3
2318 Almost ready, how’s that macaroni salad coming along? 1.2522 0.04596 115 89 23 3
2319 You're making me nervous. Please stop asking when will it be done. 1.2522 0.04916 115 91 19 5
2320 If this takes any long to cook it will be extinct. 1.2522 0.04916 115 91 19 5
2321 Yea, fire, shmire. Dinner will be ready in 3 days. 1.2522 0.04596 115 89 23 3
2322 Your eyes were bigger than your stomach when you bought this. 1.2522 0.04426 115 88 25 2
2323 This will be so much easier after my InstaPot arrives 1.2522 0.04426 115 88 25 2
2324 Clicked on the wrong option on Amazon. My bad. 1.2522 0.04596 115 89 23 3
2325 If you're in such a hurry - order KFC!! 1.2522 0.04596 115 89 23 3
2326 don't rush me, it'll be ready by the new moon 1.2522 0.04916 115 91 19 5
2327 It might be a little raw. I haven't completely mastered fire yet. 1.2522 0.04916 115 91 19 5
2328 Of course, it’s cooked through! 1.2522 0.04596 115 89 23 3
2329 The kids were wondering why Steggy hasn't been coming around lately. 1.2522 0.05069 115 92 17 6
2330 The tyrantasaurus put up one hell of a fight 1.2522 0.04596 115 89 23 3
2331 Barefoot in the kitchen... It doesn't get any better than this. 1.2522 0.04596 115 89 23 3
2332 "It was the cut of the day, and the grill was twenty percent off." 1.2522 0.04759 115 90 21 4
2333 There is enough for everyone. 1.2522 0.04759 115 90 21 4
2334 It's not me, honey, it's the ice age. It isn't thawed out enough. 1.2522 0.04916 115 91 19 5
2335 I don't want to hear any whining about white meat. 1.2522 0.04596 115 89 23 3
2336 Yes, I know you asked for dark meat. 1.2522 0.05069 115 92 17 6
2337 I can't help it Shirley, the need was just too strong, but I feel as if I'm starting a tradition that will last forever. 1.2522 0.04916 115 91 19 5
2338 Honey, we'll be extinct before this is done cooking. 1.2522 0.04596 115 89 23 3
2339 I’m loving the self-igniter. 1.2522 0.04916 115 91 19 5
2340 I have to run to Cro-Mart to get more briquets. 1.2522 0.04759 115 90 21 4
2341 Do you think we need mashed potatoes with this 1.2522 0.04596 115 89 23 3
2342 It'll be finger-lickin' good by Thanksgiving. 1.2522 0.04426 115 88 25 2
2343 Honey, can you get my grill master apron? 1.2522 0.04426 115 88 25 2
2344 Could you run to the store and get more charcoal, honey? 1.2522 0.04426 115 88 25 2
2345 Hang on, it'll be ready in the A.D. 1.2522 0.04426 115 88 25 2
2346 I hope you like yours rare... 1.2522 0.04759 115 90 21 4
2347 Hope you all like it extra crispy! 1.2522 0.04916 115 91 19 5
2348 It'll take a while, come back in 12 hours. 1.2522 0.04916 115 91 19 5
2349 Dad may be ahead of his time but his new invention really sucks. 1.2522 0.04251 115 87 27 1
2350 The grille ad said one pound capacity and up. 1.2522 0.04759 115 90 21 4
2351 This would be easier with an Instant Pot. 1.2522 0.04596 115 89 23 3
2352 Wait, did I baste? 1.2522 0.04759 115 90 21 4
2353 Yes darling, it's Paleo... 1.2522 0.04596 115 89 23 3
2354 Needs more salt. 1.2522 0.04759 115 90 21 4
2355 That new Costco is great but I think we might need a bigger Weber. 1.2500 0.04994 112 89 18 5
2356 Come and get it! You never know when dinner will go extinct! 1.2500 0.04110 112 84 28 0
2357 Whaddaya mean, you're sick of chicken? 1.2500 0.04830 112 88 20 4
2358 I’m giving that new Cretaceous diet a try. 1.2500 0.04830 112 88 20 4
2359 Is there no pleasing you? NO, there is no white meat! 1.2500 0.04660 112 87 22 3
2360 Can we please not have any squabbling over the dark meat? 1.2500 0.04660 112 87 22 3
2361 It's a work in progress Mrs. Weber. 1.2500 0.04994 112 89 18 5
2362 Honey, I'm not sure about this meat CSA. 1.2500 0.04994 112 89 18 5
2363 Numbskull's bringing coleslaw, uh, mayo based, I think. Kronk told me his pet T-Rex will be here for rides. Gosh, no fires, no earthquakes, no saber-tooth tiger attacks. This is nice. Real nice! 1.2478 0.04450 113 87 24 2
2364 Ug. Dad always overcooks. 1.2477 0.04904 109 86 19 4
2365 "We can leave the rest for sandwiches, as soon as they are invented. 1.2476 0.04838 105 82 20 3
2366 Lois, I need the meat thermometer. 1.2476 0.04645 105 81 22 2
2367 Hey Mary! Can you check the instructions to see how long they say to cook it? 1.2476 0.05024 105 83 18 4
2368 Og gonna need bigger grill. 1.2476 0.04444 105 80 24 1
2369 I think we can count on leftovers for tomorrow's dinner" . 1.2476 0.04645 105 81 22 2
2370 Who likes their mastodon rare? 1.2476 0.05024 105 83 18 4
2371 It just needs another 10 minutes. Grab me a beer? 1.2476 0.04838 105 82 20 3
2372 Maybe we could invite some friends. 1.2476 0.05024 105 83 18 4
2373 Do we have enough for the entire neighborhood Carnivore Support Group gala tonight? 1.2476 0.04838 105 82 20 3
2374 Throg have no idea why put bird leg on fire. It do smell good though. 1.2476 0.04838 105 82 20 3
2375 Yeah, well, just wait until all my friends get here and you'll see it's not enough. 1.2476 0.04838 105 82 20 3
2376 Believe me - it'll be worth the wait. 1.2476 0.04232 105 79 26 0
2377 You all okay with medium-rare? 1.2476 0.04838 105 82 20 3
2378 Last drumstick, who wants it? 1.2476 0.04444 105 80 24 1
2379 That's the last time I go to Costco after Happy Hour! 1.2476 0.04645 105 81 22 2
2380 I meant that the dinosaur as a species is rare. 1.2476 0.04645 105 81 22 2
2381 Oh—I thought I told you we all like white meat. 1.2476 0.04444 105 80 24 1
2382 It'll be done by the Neolithic Age. 1.2476 0.04645 105 81 22 2
2383 Hey! I think I just invented KFC! 1.2476 0.05203 105 84 16 5
2384 What’s taking so long out there? 1.2476 0.04838 105 82 20 3
2385 Now would be an optimum time for us to embrace vegetarianism. 1.2476 0.04838 105 82 20 3
2386 I promise honey, it’s non-GMO. 1.2476 0.04645 105 81 22 2
2387 I'll store the leftovers in the freezer. 1.2455 0.04690 110 86 21 3
2388 It's called a BBQ ,I got it online ! 1.2455 0.04865 110 87 19 4
2389 You want leg or leg? 1.2455 0.04865 110 87 19 4
2390 Honey, bring me the pterodactyl BBQ sauce, would you? 1.2455 0.04865 110 87 19 4
2391 The rest of the beast hopped away. 1.2455 0.04690 110 86 21 3
2392 Would you like oversized fries with it too? 1.2455 0.04865 110 87 19 4
2393 I need to invent a rotisserie 1.2455 0.04690 110 86 21 3
2394 It'll be done when it's done - I'm still waiting on your potato salad. 1.2455 0.04509 110 85 23 2
2395 Trust me; using the charcoal grill is going to be worth the wait. 1.2455 0.04865 110 87 19 4
2396 It just needs another 5 days 1.2455 0.04690 110 86 21 3
2397 We'll be serving at sunrise - do you want the giblets? 1.2455 0.04690 110 86 21 3
2398 Ooops! I forgot to set the timer. 1.2455 0.04690 110 86 21 3
2399 How do you guys like it—rare, or extinct? 1.2455 0.05033 110 88 17 5
2400 Popeyes hired me. 1.2455 0.04690 110 86 21 3
2401 A leg doesn't have legs. 1.2455 0.04865 110 87 19 4
2402 The waitlist for a gas BBQ is 10,000 years 1.2455 0.05033 110 88 17 5
2403 Friday night at the Cave-In 1.2455 0.04509 110 85 23 2
2404 It is going to take a while. Gas grills won't be invented for another 300,000 years. 1.2455 0.04690 110 86 21 3
2405 I told you we should stick to grass-fed. 1.2455 0.04690 110 86 21 3
2406 It isn't a goddamn White Castle. It's Tyrannosaurus Turkey. 1.2455 0.05033 110 88 17 5
2407 They were out of wooly mammoth, alright, Lucy. 1.2455 0.05033 110 88 17 5
2408 This is gonna take a while. 1.2455 0.04122 110 83 27 0
2409 You might want to start boiling the hot dogs. 1.2455 0.04509 110 85 23 2
2410 I'm hungry too, but low and slow is the way to go. 1.2455 0.04509 110 85 23 2
2411 I've got the 'hunter-gatherer' thing down, but grilling is beyond my paygrade." 1.2455 0.05196 110 89 15 6
2412 I don't know about this paleo diet. 1.2455 0.05196 110 89 15 6
2413 This is how they were making it at the Costco sample station too. 1.2455 0.04509 110 85 23 2
2414 I’m sorry Gronk, it’s all dark meat. 1.2455 0.04509 110 85 23 2
2415 I tried getting the ribs but some guy named Flintstone bought the last one. 1.2455 0.05196 110 89 15 6
2416 Honey, can you bring me a beer? 1.2455 0.05033 110 88 17 5
2417 Sure it's an endangered species! Do you still want yours medium rare? 1.2455 0.05033 110 88 17 5
2418 Game on. 1.2455 0.05196 110 89 15 6
2419 The neighbors didn't show up. The Ice Age was highly overrated and we have 2,000 lbs of leftovers! 1.2455 0.04690 110 86 21 3
2420 Just give me a chance. 1.2455 0.04509 110 85 23 2
2421 Junior, invent me some tongs. 1.2455 0.04865 110 87 19 4
2422 The wing was too big for the grill. 1.2455 0.04865 110 87 19 4
2423 Call me 'Colonel'. 1.2455 0.04320 110 84 25 1
2424 Breast meat? Boring !!! 1.2455 0.04690 110 86 21 3
2425 Do you know how much that would be worth at Popeyes? 1.2455 0.04690 110 86 21 3
2426 The kids want to know where their pet T-Rex is 1.2455 0.05033 110 88 17 5
2427 So u all prefer breast meat? 1.2455 0.05196 110 89 15 6
2428 Now you decide to become vegan? 1.2455 0.05033 110 88 17 5
2429 Should have seen the one that got away! 1.2455 0.05033 110 88 17 5
2430 You’ve been raiding the tar pits again, haven’t you! 1.2455 0.04690 110 86 21 3
2431 It tastes like chicken. 1.2455 0.04509 110 85 23 2
2432 Medium or medium-rare honey? 1.2455 0.04509 110 85 23 2
2433 Looks like we'll be eating mammoth leftovers until the Bronze Age. 1.2455 0.04865 110 87 19 4
2434 New fire is slow and gives no light. You'll like it. 1.2455 0.05033 110 88 17 5
2435 Watching isn't making it go any faster, go find something else to do for a day or two. 1.2455 0.04690 110 86 21 3
2436 Don't worry, it will be done by the time we invent Labor Day" 1.2455 0.05033 110 88 17 5
2437 Enough Already! It's your family coming over not mine! 1.2455 0.04690 110 86 21 3
2438 This is not for us... Popeye's called and they need all of the chickens they can get. 1.2455 0.04509 110 85 23 2
2439 This will be done in 10 million years. 1.2455 0.05354 110 90 13 7
2440 How do you guys like your mammoth? 1.2455 0.04865 110 87 19 4
2441 Sorry kids, but they're out of chicken sandwiches at Popeyes. 1.2455 0.05033 110 88 17 5
2442 Believe me, it will taste like chicken. 1.2455 0.04690 110 86 21 3
2443 I'm done with this primitive grill. 1.2455 0.04865 110 87 19 4
2444 I would have made T-Rex steaks, but this is all they had. 1.2455 0.04690 110 86 21 3
2445 I told you we should've sprung for the larger model. 1.2455 0.05196 110 89 15 6
2446 The family pack is a better deal, but they sell out so fast. 1.2455 0.04690 110 86 21 3
2447 Oh give me a break. I just discovered fire. 1.2455 0.04865 110 87 19 4
2448 Not again! -- rare at one end and overdone at the other. 1.2455 0.04690 110 86 21 3
2449 Thank goodness we haven’t invented steroids yet! 1.2455 0.05033 110 88 17 5
2450 Anybody can burn the skin, kids. It's the real artist who can grill T-rex arm just right 1.2455 0.05196 110 89 15 6
2451 Fine, but you could at least compliment me for inventing steel. 1.2455 0.04509 110 85 23 2
2452 Stop asking. It will be done by the next full moon. 1.2455 0.04690 110 86 21 3
2453 But we wanted the white meat 1.2455 0.04509 110 85 23 2
2454 It’s going to be a while. It’s supposed to cook at a glacial pace. 1.2455 0.04690 110 86 21 3
2455 I think I may have to run out for more charcoal. 1.2455 0.05033 110 88 17 5
2456 Bigfoot takes longer to grill. 1.2455 0.04865 110 87 19 4
2457 Okay--ready for the veggies. 1.2455 0.04690 110 86 21 3
2458 Honey, don’t you think you’re taking the Paleo diet a little too far? 1.2455 0.05354 110 90 13 7
2459 I did ask if you wanted white meat or dark. 1.2455 0.04690 110 86 21 3
2460 I think we need to wait until evolution catches up to this technology. 1.2455 0.05033 110 88 17 5
2461 At least it's not taking as long as if I grilled the whole pterodactyl. 1.2455 0.04865 110 87 19 4
2462 I thought we agreed to give Paleo a try. 1.2455 0.05033 110 88 17 5
2463 NOAA reports that we won't have rain tonight. I'll have this well done by midnight. 1.2455 0.04320 110 84 25 1
2464 It was a one time thing. We'll never move forward if you don't learn to trust me. 1.2455 0.05033 110 88 17 5
2465 How far did you go for this spatula? 1.2455 0.04509 110 85 23 2
2466 Look, honey, I don't want to hear about Stegosaurus steak...stocks are plummeting and I had a double coupon for Pterodactyl drumsticks. 1.2455 0.04865 110 87 19 4
2467 I live in a cave. What’d you expect? 1.2455 0.04320 110 84 25 1
2468 Who's the chicken now? 1.2455 0.05033 110 88 17 5
2469 I never said committing to the Paleo diet would be easy. 1.2453 0.04607 106 82 22 2
2470 Can you bring me the big BBQ spatula 1.2453 0.04982 106 84 18 4
2471 winner winner, mastodon dinner. 1.2453 0.04798 106 83 20 3
2472 Impossible Foods - We Go Way Back 1.2453 0.04982 106 84 18 4
2473 Man said he came from the "future" and left me this grill. 1.2453 0.04982 106 84 18 4
2474 Honey, could you fill the tub with ranch dressing? 1.2432 0.04653 111 87 21 3
2475 Ok! Who likes theirs rare? 1.2430 0.04940 107 85 18 4
2476 I don’t think that chicken is hormone free. 1.2407 0.04533 108 84 22 2
2477 Uh, Fido left to go live in another cave. 1.2407 0.04900 108 86 18 4
2478 I will NEVER use propane! 1.2407 0.04900 108 86 18 4
2479 Your pop invited a few Neanderthals over 1.2407 0.04720 108 85 20 3
2480 Bar-be-cue for 3 days the instructions said. 1.2407 0.04533 108 84 22 2
2481 Hey, I'm a hunter-gatherer not a line cook. 1.2407 0.05241 108 88 14 6
2482 Pass me the Grey Poupon. 1.2407 0.04720 108 85 20 3
2483 You might want to order in, honey. This could take a while. 1.2407 0.04720 108 85 20 3
2484 What do you mean 'We want Popeye's instead'? 1.2407 0.04720 108 85 20 3
2485 This Paleo diet isn't so bad 1.2407 0.04337 108 83 24 1
2486 Shall I put out the good plates? 1.2407 0.04720 108 85 20 3
2487 Don't ask. Just dig in when it's done! 1.2407 0.04720 108 85 20 3
2488 And this is why I didn’t want them to name it. 1.2407 0.05073 108 87 16 5
2489 Popeye's was out of chicken sandwiches. 1.2407 0.05073 108 87 16 5
2490 Hey, it's better than over a fire 1.2407 0.05073 108 87 16 5
2491 Hey, if this fire thing works, we'll have a fried pterodactyl franchise that will last millions of years! 1.2407 0.04533 108 84 22 2
2492 Keep the oven lit in case I run out of charcoal. 1.2407 0.04533 108 84 22 2
2493 You should have seen in running around after I cut off its head. 1.2407 0.04900 108 86 18 4
2494 I didn’t invent this thing. 1.2404 0.05020 104 83 17 4
2495 I told you we should stop shopping at Costco! 1.2404 0.05020 104 83 17 4
2496 I’m thinking of taking it off the bone and serving it between a couple pieces of bread. 1.2404 0.04427 104 80 23 1
2497 What? I thought YOU were supposed to get the buns. 1.2404 0.04633 104 81 21 2
2498 We're a good 60,000 years from the white meat/dark meat options 1.2404 0.04830 104 82 19 3
2499 You're crowding the coals. 1.2404 0.04633 104 81 21 2
2500 They put in a new Costco over the next ridge. 1.2404 0.04633 104 81 21 2
2501 Can't I just leave it raw like my mother used to make? 1.2404 0.05020 104 83 17 4
2502 Would one of you mind preparing a salad? 1.2404 0.04633 104 81 21 2
2503 Who said 'Vegetarian'? 1.2404 0.05202 104 84 15 5
2504 This - with a some EVOO - is all I need for my Keto diet until end of winter. 1.2404 0.05020 104 83 17 4
2505 BBQ is the second best invention. 1.2404 0.04633 104 81 21 2
2506 I hope you want a drumstick. 1.2404 0.04633 104 81 21 2
2507 ''Honey, I think it didn't marinate enough." 1.2404 0.05202 104 84 15 5
2508 Thats my asteroid always killing dinosaurs 1.2404 0.04830 104 82 19 3
2509 I'll finish grilling—you put the rest of him in the fridge. 1.2404 0.04830 104 82 19 3
2510 The wings should be ready in about two days. 1.2404 0.04830 104 82 19 3
2511 Giblets? Giblets! No one said anything about giblets before I went to the store! 1.2404 0.04633 104 81 21 2
2512 This is why the guy at Home Depot tried to sell me on the grill with the larger cooking area. 1.2404 0.04633 104 81 21 2
2513 Yes Mom, I can see he looks like Charlton Heston, but that doesn't make him any less of an idiot! 1.2404 0.05020 104 83 17 4
2514 I guarantee it will be tremendous. Absolutely tremendous. I know more than all of the chefs combined. 1.2404 0.05020 104 83 17 4
2515 What'd we do before Costco? 1.2404 0.05020 104 83 17 4
2516 Yes, it'll be done before the end of the Pleistocene Epoch! 1.2404 0.05020 104 83 17 4
2517 I can’t wait to see the look on your father’s face! 1.2404 0.05202 104 84 15 5
2518 Really? Barbecue? Again? How many times do I have to explain this to you? The kids are vegan! 1.2404 0.05379 104 85 13 6
2519 Getting tired of flipping this puppy. Anybody hungry yet? 1.2404 0.04830 104 82 19 3
2520 This was the only grill on sale. 1.2404 0.04427 104 80 23 1
2521 I'm sorry - they don't have any chickens yet. 1.2404 0.04830 104 82 19 3
2522 Dinner will be served in the main dining room. 1.2404 0.04633 104 81 21 2
2523 My eyes were bigger than my stomach. 1.2404 0.04830 104 82 19 3
2524 What are the chances the asteroid was a steady 350°? 1.2404 0.04633 104 81 21 2
2525 don't worry, it will be ready before our extinction 1.2404 0.05020 104 83 17 4
2526 With some mac and cheese on the side, it should be enough. 1.2404 0.04633 104 81 21 2
2527 Progress, I don't understand the hype. 1.2404 0.04633 104 81 21 2
2528 Can you give us a "drumstick" roll when it's ready? We're starving over here. 1.2404 0.04830 104 82 19 3
2529 ‘But Popeye’s was out of the fried chicken sandwich!’ 1.2404 0.05020 104 83 17 4
2530 No... only dark meat. 1.2404 0.05379 104 85 13 6
2531 White meat?? 1.2404 0.05020 104 83 17 4
2532 How's the salad coming? 1.2404 0.05020 104 83 17 4
2533 Hopefully, one day these things will be smaller. 1.2404 0.04633 104 81 21 2
2534 It's not bacon but I think you'll like it. 1.2404 0.04427 104 80 23 1
2535 No more fighting over drumsticks at dinner. 1.2404 0.04633 104 81 21 2
2536 BOY, was this turkey ever Big! 1.2404 0.04830 104 82 19 3
2537 I don’t eat dark meat. 1.2404 0.05379 104 85 13 6
2538 All right, all right, it needs work. But give it a few thousand years and its a sure hit. 1.2404 0.04830 104 82 19 3
2539 This new discovery is more smoke than fire. 1.2404 0.04633 104 81 21 2
2540 About five more minutes. 1.2404 0.05020 104 83 17 4
2541 As soon as I figure out how to turn this, it won't take very long. 1.2381 0.04594 105 82 21 2
2542 I know this looks foolish, but they loved it at the other cave. 1.2381 0.04789 105 83 19 3
2543 Ok, I didn't invent chicken wings. But, I am still trying. 1.2381 0.04789 105 83 19 3
2544 We're going to need a bigger bun! 1.2381 0.05158 105 85 15 5
2545 For god’s sakes, go back inside and watch The Flintstones!” 1.2381 0.04789 105 83 19 3
2546 I thought your mother was coming for dinner? 1.2381 0.04977 105 84 17 4
2547 Yes, it takes many hours on the grill, but fresh killed Pterodactyl is worth the wait. 1.2381 0.04789 105 83 19 3
2548 Call all your relatives. 1.2381 0.04390 105 81 23 1
2549 Ok. 'Burnt' and 'raw' are ready to serve. Give me about six hours for medium. 1.2381 0.04390 105 81 23 1
2550 It takes more prep time, but charcoal is still better than gas. 1.2381 0.04594 105 82 21 2
2551 It's still pink. 1.2381 0.04390 105 81 23 1
2552 Dark meat for dark times. 1.2381 0.05158 105 85 15 5
2553 Just keep building up that appetite for one more week! 1.2381 0.04594 105 82 21 2
2554 First the dude ranch and now this? Next year we're going to Disneyland. 1.2381 0.04789 105 83 19 3
2555 A microwave would be faster, what the hell is a microwave? 1.2381 0.04594 105 82 21 2
2556 This has got to last through the hurricane season. 1.2381 0.04789 105 83 19 3
2557 I don't think you'd like underdone pterodactyl. 1.2381 0.04789 105 83 19 3
2558 Seriously, you're going to wait for the white meat ? 1.2381 0.04594 105 82 21 2
2559 I hear he's a big deal in the synthetic meat industry 1.2381 0.04977 105 84 17 4
2560 Max and Bruno won't be joining us tonight. 1.2381 0.05158 105 85 15 5
2561 Martha, could you invent tongs so I can flip this sucker? 1.2381 0.05158 105 85 15 5
2562 I’ll be another 5 mins. 1.2381 0.04789 105 83 19 3
2563 Who's ready for a drumstick 1.2381 0.04594 105 82 21 2
2564 We're going to need a ton of mashed potatoes.....literally. 1.2381 0.04789 105 83 19 3
2565 If it's not done by morning, I'll call customer service. 1.2381 0.04977 105 84 17 4
2566 There is no white meat. This is all I could carry. 1.2381 0.04594 105 82 21 2
2567 I foresee stadiums, throngs of people, Dr Pepper and something called Monday morning quarterback. 1.2358 0.04935 106 85 17 4
2568 I make the meanest chicken drumstick in the whole of Lilliput. 1.2358 0.05114 106 86 15 5
2569 I’d like to get my hands on the genius who discovered fire. 1.2330 0.05200 103 84 14 5
2570 Well, it would be done by now if you had let me get the BBQ I wanted. 1.2330 0.04820 103 82 18 3
2571 It was cheaper to buy in bulk. 1.2330 0.04407 103 80 22 1
2572 However many times you say ‘bring home the bacon’, it ain’t gonna happen. 1.2330 0.04618 103 81 20 2
2573 Huge drumstick from biggest prehistoric bird, tiny spatula. The story of my life. 1.2330 0.04618 103 81 20 2
2574 Carbon Monoxide! That’s why. 1.2330 0.04618 103 81 20 2
2575 Thanks for the fire, oh Lord. Now, how about a freezer? 1.2330 0.04618 103 81 20 2
2576 I asked for white meat! 1.2330 0.05014 103 83 16 4
2577 Sure gives a whole new meaning to to 'go big or go home!'" 1.2330 0.05380 103 85 12 6
2578 You said 'just five more millennia' five millennia ago. 1.2330 0.04820 103 82 18 3
2579 geez,it will be ready in 5 minutes you neanderthals! 1.2330 0.04820 103 82 18 3
2580 Sorry Gronk got the wings. 1.2330 0.05200 103 84 14 5
2581 Hon, better fix me another Martini—in fact use the chalice your Mother gave us, and make it a triple 1.2330 0.05014 103 83 16 4
2582 Be patient. It will take ages. 1.2330 0.04820 103 82 18 3
2583 Let me know if you see a rather angry giant chicken. 1.2330 0.05014 103 83 16 4
2584 It's the latest fad diet. 1.2330 0.04820 103 82 18 3
2585 It didn't fit in the cave! 1.2330 0.05200 103 84 14 5
2586 Sorry but it was either him or me for dinner... 1.2330 0.04820 103 82 18 3
2587 I told you that this will take ages if we get the smaller grill. 1.2330 0.04618 103 81 20 2
2588 And we could have eaten two days ago if you hadn't insisted on brining it! 1.2330 0.05380 103 85 12 6
2589 You’re gonna need a bigger spatula. 1.2330 0.05200 103 84 14 5
2590 See honey, I told you I’d deal with that Brontosaurus. 1.2330 0.04820 103 82 18 3
2591 I told you to buy the drummets! 1.2330 0.04820 103 82 18 3
2592 It's called a grill. 1.2330 0.05554 103 86 10 7
2593 I read somewhere that our ancestors of long ago once did something like this to frighten their enemies. 1.2330 0.05200 103 84 14 5
2594 All you people do is scribble on walls all day 1.2330 0.04618 103 81 20 2
2595 How soon will they be here? 1.2330 0.05200 103 84 14 5
2596 Just fell out of a big bucket! 1.2330 0.05014 103 83 16 4
2597 Have we got salad to go with this? 1.2330 0.04820 103 82 18 3
2598 The guys are coming over to watch the game 1.2330 0.04820 103 82 18 3
2599 Honey, do you think we can move ‘low and slow’ barbecue Sundays back a day? It’s a school night. 1.2330 0.04407 103 80 22 1
2600 I am waiting for the internal temperature to reach 165. 1.2330 0.05200 103 84 14 5
2601 A drumstick this large is very rare 1.2330 0.05014 103 83 16 4
2602 Good enough for the Flintstones, good enough for us. 1.2330 0.04407 103 80 22 1
2603 I warned you about shopping at Costco. 1.2330 0.04618 103 81 20 2
2604 Dark meat has more flavor. 1.2308 0.05155 104 85 14 5
2605 I know it's late— this cut needs to cook low and slow.” 1.2277 0.04850 101 81 17 3
2606 What do you mean you’re going vegan?! 1.2277 0.05050 101 82 15 4
2607 I wish I could remember where I put my meat thermometer. 1.2277 0.04850 101 81 17 3
2608 What? 1.2277 0.05428 101 84 11 6
2609 Harold, I told you yesterday I'm paleo... 1.2277 0.04423 101 79 21 1
2610 You know I get hungry at night! 1.2277 0.04642 101 80 19 2
2611 I told you to light it yesterday - now we'll need to order pizza. 1.2277 0.04850 101 81 17 3
2612 Is that what you call `no snacking after 9 p.m.` ? 1.2277 0.04642 101 80 19 2
2613 Way cheaper if you bulk order 1.2277 0.04850 101 81 17 3
2614 I don't know, Diane. The meat will tell you when it's done. 1.2277 0.04850 101 81 17 3
2615 Are you sure you can trust this Prometheus fellow? 1.2277 0.04850 101 81 17 3
2616 Just 12 more hours. 1.2277 0.05050 101 82 15 4
2617 Balsamic ginger marinade. Red barbecue sauce is so last-century. 1.2277 0.04423 101 79 21 1
2618 Low and slow, it'll be done before the next ice age. 1.2277 0.04642 101 80 19 2
2619 Don't worry; it's vegan. 1.2277 0.04850 101 81 17 3
2620 What? You said Keto and Paleo. 1.2277 0.05050 101 82 15 4
2621 It will dry out if I put it in the microwave. 1.2277 0.05050 101 82 15 4
2622 It's called keeping up with the Jones'; not outdoing them! 1.2277 0.04850 101 81 17 3
2623 If you’ll take it rare, you can have it by next week. 1.2277 0.04850 101 81 17 3
2624 White meat or dark meat? 1.2277 0.04850 101 81 17 3
2625 Who wants well-done? 1.2277 0.05050 101 82 15 4
2626 Oggo, the smoke alarm is on. 1.2277 0.04850 101 81 17 3
2627 You eat what I give you 1.2277 0.04642 101 80 19 2
2628 Pteranodon rare or well done? 1.2277 0.04850 101 81 17 3
2629 But they wanted the wishbone first. 1.2277 0.04642 101 80 19 2
2630 It might be tomorrow's dinner. 1.2277 0.04850 101 81 17 3
2631 Should be done tomorrow, and then I'll go get the rest of it. Invite the neighbors. 1.2277 0.04423 101 79 21 1
2632 Sorry, I could only carry the leg. 1.2277 0.05050 101 82 15 4
2633 Unless one of you invents a meat thermometer, it's going to be another half an hour. 1.2277 0.04194 101 78 23 0
2634 Didn't I tell you that the tailgate party has been moved here?" 1.2277 0.04850 101 81 17 3
2635 OK, everyone. Let's do a couple more run-throughs of 'Old Town Road' and then dinner....will...be....READY!!!!" 1.2277 0.04642 101 80 19 2
2636 Put lots of little marshmallows on the yams, okay? 1.2277 0.05243 101 83 13 5
2637 It's from Costco,, it's the smallest one they had. 1.2277 0.04423 101 79 21 1
2638 Don't worry, it was the last of its kind -- no one will notice. 1.2277 0.04642 101 80 19 2
2639 On top of this new Paleo Diet, I’m working on something I call ‘tail-gating,’ but it may take a little while to develop. 1.2277 0.04850 101 81 17 3
2640 Brontosaurus burger?! Come on! The T-Rex is much more tender. 1.2277 0.04642 101 80 19 2
2641 uhhh, I found it? 1.2277 0.05050 101 82 15 4
2642 The paleo man explains macros 1.2277 0.05243 101 83 13 5
2643 Because it was on sale at Costco. 1.2277 0.05243 101 83 13 5
2644 I’m gonna need a bigger grill! 1.2277 0.05050 101 82 15 4
2645 I'm sure you haven't even thought of what we are going to do with the leftovers. 1.2277 0.04850 101 81 17 3
2646 I don't care what your teacher says. I say we cook our meat, and I say to hell with it! 1.2277 0.04423 101 79 21 1
2647 Do any of you want it rare ? 1.2277 0.04850 101 81 17 3
2648 "Lunch will be ready in just a few more hours. 1.2277 0.04850 101 81 17 3
2649 Give it another 20 days. 1.2277 0.04423 101 79 21 1
2650 Honey do we have a meat thermometer? 1.2277 0.04642 101 80 19 2
2651 It's for a big bass drum. 1.2277 0.04850 101 81 17 3
2652 Yes, it is free-range, dear. 1.2277 0.04423 101 79 21 1
2653 I know, but it's for the holidys! 1.2277 0.04850 101 81 17 3
2654 Munch on yesterday's farro. This raptorosaur leg will take a while. 1.2277 0.04850 101 81 17 3
2655 It'll be horrible, he forgot the parsley . 1.2277 0.04850 101 81 17 3
2656 This’ll be ready in no time; what’s for dessert? 1.2277 0.04194 101 78 23 0
2657 I’m not a fan of new technology. 1.2277 0.05050 101 82 15 4
2658 The inventor of male insecurity cooks up a “little” snack. 1.2277 0.04642 101 80 19 2
2659 Wait till you see his breastbone! 1.2277 0.04850 101 81 17 3
2660 The Barbecue grill is an anachronism, but I like it anyway. 1.2277 0.04642 101 80 19 2
2661 I know, I know ... But, you're the one who asked for well done 1.2277 0.05050 101 82 15 4
2662 I wanted it rare. You never listen. 1.2277 0.05050 101 82 15 4
2663 "At the next council meeting I'm going to suggest having 3 day holiday weekends." 1.2277 0.04850 101 81 17 3
2664 Yes, it was expensive, but the salesman says we can use this "fire" to heat the cave, too. 1.2277 0.04423 101 79 21 1
2665 Are the sides ready? Because we've got just a minute or two left over here. 1.2277 0.05050 101 82 15 4
2666 Today we're doing the Paleo diet. Tomorrow we'll go back to Scarsdale. 1.2277 0.05243 101 83 13 5
2667 Go ahead with the salad...this may take a little longer 1.2277 0.05050 101 82 15 4
2668 Pterosaur week! Come on, some excitement please. 1.2277 0.04850 101 81 17 3
2669 When’s dinner? 1.2277 0.05243 101 83 13 5
2670 This invention really gives us a leg up on the other cave. 1.2277 0.04194 101 78 23 0
2671 It's no chicken nugget--but maybe this will finally earn us enough favor with the President to get out of this nuclear wasteland! 1.2277 0.05050 101 82 15 4
2672 Sorry, no vegetarian option tonight. 1.2277 0.04850 101 81 17 3
2673 Bagged a very big chicken! 1.2277 0.04642 101 80 19 2
2674 I hear it tastes like pterodactyl 1.2277 0.04850 101 81 17 3
2675 You’re telling me you bought that chicken in the ORGANIC section?? 1.2277 0.04642 101 80 19 2
2676 Dark meat? 1.2277 0.04642 101 80 19 2
2677 Meme, anachronism, I don't care what you call it. Come and get it! 1.2277 0.05243 101 83 13 5
2678 It's Beyond Turkey 1.2277 0.04850 101 81 17 3
2679 Technology is evolving faster than my technique! 1.2277 0.04850 101 81 17 3
2680 The Kettle guy said it would about six days to cook. What are days? 1.2277 0.04194 101 78 23 0
2681 Biggest damn chicken I ever saw. 1.2277 0.05428 101 84 11 6
2682 You should be asking about the grill. 1.2277 0.04642 101 80 19 2
2683 What could I possibly be implying about your mother? 1.2277 0.04642 101 80 19 2
2684 That is right: I killed it -- I cook it! 1.2277 0.04423 101 79 21 1
2685 This is why we don’t hunt organic! 1.2277 0.04850 101 81 17 3
2686 Big deal, Karen. We're all on the paleo diet." 1.2277 0.04642 101 80 19 2
2687 Look, it’s a brontosaurus leg and they take a little longer. 1.2277 0.04850 101 81 17 3
2688 No fire. Grill. Now who want Stegosaurus stick? 1.2277 0.04423 101 79 21 1
2689 I really think this new gadget is going to catch on. 1.2277 0.04642 101 80 19 2
2690 What’s that son? Jimmy’s family is having Stove Top stuffing for dinner? Well Jimmy and his hippy vegetarian family can go shove it up there ass cause it took me all day to kill this big ass fucker and you’re gonna like it! 1.2277 0.05608 101 85 9 7
2691 I thought I'd throw a little brontosaurus on the barbie tonight. 1.2277 0.04423 101 79 21 1
2692 We will be extinct if we eat it raw. 1.2277 0.04850 101 81 17 3
2693 Who wants a drumstick? Wait, have we invented drums yet? 1.2277 0.04642 101 80 19 2
2694 Yes, it’s local and no, there’s no vegan option! 1.2277 0.04850 101 81 17 3
2695 Juuust about ready.... 1.2277 0.04850 101 81 17 3
2696 I hope you like it rare. 1.2277 0.04423 101 79 21 1
2697 Hold your horses, guys, ...just searing a little to lock in the flavor. 1.2277 0.04642 101 80 19 2
2698 I told you, the drumstick is the most esteemed cut of the triceratops. It'll be ready when it's ready. 1.2277 0.04423 101 79 21 1
2699 It just needs another 3 hours. 1.2277 0.04642 101 80 19 2
2700 Why are you fooling with this cooking fad? The kids are ravenous! 1.2277 0.04642 101 80 19 2
2701 Inventing the Weber was easy, fire was the hard part. 1.2277 0.05428 101 84 11 6
2702 I'm afraid it's still rare. We won't be eating until tomorrow night. 1.2277 0.04642 101 80 19 2
2703 If Phil’s comin’, we’re gonna’ have to throw on some barbecue sauce! 1.2277 0.04642 101 80 19 2
2704 We should really start going to Whole Foods, GMO's are getting out of hand 1.2277 0.04850 101 81 17 3
2705 Don’t worry, guys. It’s free range. 1.2277 0.05050 101 82 15 4
2706 I hate this newfangled fire fad. 1.2277 0.04642 101 80 19 2
2707 Fine, I promise never to shop at Costco again. 1.2277 0.04423 101 79 21 1
2708 Do you remember the talking mammoth in that recent New Yorker caption contest? 1.2277 0.04850 101 81 17 3
2709 ...so it takes a little while, it's not like we're going to run out of Mammoth 1.2277 0.05428 101 84 11 6
2710 Why should you go out and be vegan when you could have this delicious meat from the pterodactyl that killed the rest of our neighbors while we were hunting it? 1.2277 0.04850 101 81 17 3
2711 Come and get it. This cut will only be available for a few more years! 1.2277 0.04850 101 81 17 3
2712 Look! I just started the all organic paleo diet! 1.2277 0.04642 101 80 19 2
2713 I told you we should have gotten a bigger grill 1.2277 0.05050 101 82 15 4
2714 5, 10 minutes.. 1.2277 0.05050 101 82 15 4
2715 I think I'll invent a kitchen for your mother 1.2277 0.04642 101 80 19 2
2716 I am not sure what to call it. 1.2277 0.05050 101 82 15 4
2717 We can have steak next month. 1.2277 0.05050 101 82 15 4
2718 It would be done by now, IF you would've gotten me the Grog GrillMaster 3000 for Father's Day...like I asked! 1.2277 0.04850 101 81 17 3
2719 Cooking for your Paleo diet is driving me crazy. 1.2277 0.05050 101 82 15 4
2720 How do you want your side done? 1.2277 0.04194 101 78 23 0
2721 Might you have time to invent some tongs? 1.2277 0.05050 101 82 15 4
2722 You didn't want to get the sous-vide. 1.2277 0.05050 101 82 15 4
2723 According to ancient lore, it's baste and turn, baste and turn. 1.2277 0.04423 101 79 21 1
2724 For the last time, no one gets white meat. 1.2277 0.04642 101 80 19 2
2725 We picked a great time to be starving! 1.2277 0.04423 101 79 21 1
2726 I forgot the spice rub. 1.2277 0.04850 101 81 17 3
2727 Still working on the wheel, huh? 1.2277 0.04850 101 81 17 3
2728 If you had discovered the microwave we'd be eating. 1.2277 0.04850 101 81 17 3
2729 I don't think there's enough charcoal . . . 1.2277 0.05428 101 84 11 6
2730 I know what the doctor said, Wilma. Gimme a break. We're on a themed vacation. 1.2277 0.04850 101 81 17 3
2731 It's all dark meat. 1.2268 0.04971 97 78 16 3
2732 The first Labor Day 1.2245 0.04925 98 79 16 3
2733 I'm sorry, honey - Roversaurus was a very bad boy today. 1.2245 0.04925 98 79 16 3
2734 Are the Nussbaums bringing dessert or what? 1.2245 0.04707 98 78 18 2
2735 Yes– it's gluten free and organic. No– it's not a GMO 1.2245 0.04925 98 79 16 3
2736 Just trying it on for thighs. 1.2245 0.04925 98 79 16 3
2737 Nah...I don't think my outdoor cooking gadget invention will ever catch on 1.2245 0.04707 98 78 18 2
2738 The work never stops. 1.2245 0.04478 98 77 20 1
2739 Yes, yes, of course it’s gluten free. 1.2245 0.05335 98 81 12 5
2740 I told you we should have gotten the six burner grill. 1.2245 0.04478 98 77 20 1
2741 What do you mean ‘I’ll have mine well done’? 1.2245 0.04478 98 77 20 1
2742 I think we’re going to need a bigger barbie. 1.2245 0.04707 98 78 18 2
2743 It'll be ready in the Pleistocene era. 1.2245 0.04478 98 77 20 1
2744 And you thought bringing this spatula was a good idea?! 1.2245 0.04925 98 79 16 3
2745 The T Rex only likes the white meat. 1.2245 0.04925 98 79 16 3
2746 The coals ought to be perfectly lit any time now. 1.2245 0.04925 98 79 16 3
2747 Honey I promise, this is the last grilling before summer is over." 1.2245 0.04478 98 77 20 1
2748 If you're hungry, grab some potato chips. It'll be ready in two weeks. 1.2245 0.05716 98 83 8 7
2749 the recipe on Bon Appétit insisted 1.2245 0.04707 98 78 18 2
2750 Hey!!!! It will get there!!! 1.2245 0.04707 98 78 18 2
2751 Brog -- go invent me a meat thermometer. 1.2245 0.04707 98 78 18 2
2752 I'm not being wasteful. There will always be more pterodactyls. 1.2245 0.05529 98 82 10 6
2753 I have a big bone to pick with you. 1.2245 0.04707 98 78 18 2
2754 Light meat or dark? 1.2245 0.04707 98 78 18 2
2755 I know, I know--time to move on from bachelorhood. 1.2245 0.04707 98 78 18 2
2756 None for us. We're doing the Paleo diet 1.2245 0.05135 98 80 14 4
2757 Gurg think food ready when night sun round. 1.2222 0.04438 99 78 20 1
2758 Do you want it cooked half moon or full moon? 1.2222 0.05672 72 58 12 2
2759 Just give it a try! It tastes just like Micropachycephalosaurus! 1.2222 0.06324 72 60 8 4
2760 I told you I needed the bigger grill. 1.2222 0.04665 99 79 18 2
2761 Me shop CostCo 1.2188 0.04957 96 78 15 3
2762 Oh so now you tell me you’re a vegan!” 1.2188 0.04957 96 78 15 3
2763 Don't worry, it tastes just like chicken! 1.2188 0.04492 96 76 19 1
2764 Honey, we are vegetarians! 1.2188 0.04730 96 77 17 2
2765 I'm giving it some time. 1.2188 0.04957 96 78 15 3
2766 Fire is totally paleolithic, Gwen. Trust me, this slow roast thing will catch on. That bigger cave you wanted? It's coming. 1.2188 0.04957 96 78 15 3
2767 I know it’s their bedtime but the internal temperature is still only 130°! 1.2188 0.04492 96 76 19 1
2768 Coming right up - meat for three and one teething bone. 1.2188 0.04730 96 77 17 2
2769 I'll know it's done when you get the meat thermometer. 1.2188 0.04730 96 77 17 2
2770 Do you mind if it’s mostly still raw? 1.2188 0.04492 96 76 19 1
2771 The kids won't eat it unless it's well done." 1.2188 0.04957 96 78 15 3
2772 It’ll be done when it’s done! 1.2188 0.04957 96 78 15 3
2773 I don't want to hear any complaints about leftovers. 1.2188 0.04492 96 76 19 1
2774 All we need now, is to invent fire 1.2188 0.04957 96 78 15 3
2775 You should have put it on this morning instead of fooling around with your cave paints! 1.2188 0.04957 96 78 15 3
2776 Well go out and gather something then! 1.2188 0.04492 96 76 19 1
2777 The inventor of the rotisserie must be spinning in his grave. 1.2188 0.05381 96 80 11 5
2778 It's organic and free range. No antibiotics were added. 1.2188 0.04957 96 78 15 3
2779 Steroid-free was not available! 1.2188 0.05381 96 80 11 5
2780 Don’t worry, it tastes just like pterodactyl. 1.2188 0.04492 96 76 19 1
2781 It's free range, no one can keep them in. 1.2188 0.04730 96 77 17 2
2782 I told you that Sunday is cave paintings and wings with the guys. 1.2188 0.04241 96 75 21 0
2783 A week from now you’re going to thank me for grilling low and slow. 1.2188 0.04730 96 77 17 2
2784 What? You don't like dark meat. 1.2188 0.04730 96 77 17 2
2785 Does anyone have Brontosaurus allergies? 1.2188 0.05173 96 79 13 4
2786 Look, I fought it. I captured it. I killed it. I plucked it's feathers. And i'm cooking it. Sure, it will take 18 hours to cook. Can you do any better? 1.2188 0.04492 96 76 19 1
2787 I wish we had enough for your parent's - next weekend dear! 1.2188 0.04957 96 78 15 3
2788 Roll Tide. Roll Tide. For some reason that's all that comes to mind. 1.2188 0.04730 96 77 17 2
2789 I'm crisping the skin. 1.2188 0.04730 96 77 17 2
2790 Maybe now you understand why I wanted a barrel smoker for Father's Day." 1.2188 0.04730 96 77 17 2
2791 Let's order Chinese take-out instead. 1.2188 0.04730 96 77 17 2
2792 But were're vegans ! 1.2188 0.04957 96 78 15 3
2793 Just a few more minutes.... 1.2188 0.05173 96 79 13 4
2794 I TOLD you that we should get a bigger grill during the Labor Day sale, but nooooooo .... 1.2188 0.05173 96 79 13 4
2795 Well done is going to take a wile, since you insisted to get the grill on Amazon! 1.2188 0.04957 96 78 15 3
2796 Who's the one who's complaining about not liking dark meat? 1.2188 0.04730 96 77 17 2
2797 Why is dinner taking so long? First I had to invent the spatula ...bitch! 1.2188 0.04492 96 76 19 1
2798 Hope you're hungry. 1.2188 0.04957 96 78 15 3
2799 You'll appreciate the Low & Slow method... sometime tomorrow. 1.2188 0.04492 96 76 19 1
2800 Honey, would you get me the meat thermometer? 1.2188 0.04730 96 77 17 2
2801 So I see Goodyear bought out Tysons. 1.2188 0.04957 96 78 15 3
2802 I already told you—the Mastadon was sold out. 1.2188 0.04957 96 78 15 3
2803 I think it's still good.. it's only 60 million years old. 1.2188 0.05173 96 79 13 4
2804 This time turn it over, brontosauris is disgusting rare. 1.2188 0.04730 96 77 17 2
2805 Hang on. Dinner will be ready next week. 1.2188 0.04492 96 76 19 1
2806 I think it needs a couple more hours until I turn it again. 1.2188 0.04730 96 77 17 2
2807 Did you put the rest of the mastodon in the freezer? 1.2188 0.04730 96 77 17 2
2808 Great. A high protein diet is sure to stink up the cave. 1.2188 0.04492 96 76 19 1
2809 Look! Be patient! Someday this'll be veggieburgers. 1.2188 0.04730 96 77 17 2
2810 Well too bad, I already called dibs on the drumstick. 1.2188 0.04241 96 75 21 0
2811 And I thought I said a drum, sticks and smoke to make a long distance call...... 1.2188 0.04730 96 77 17 2
2812 This probably wouldn’t be taking so long if some-one would have bought me the Kill & GrillMaster BC 2000! 1.2188 0.04730 96 77 17 2
2813 Always remember, my dears, that there is no substitute for these domestic, family men! 1.2188 0.04730 96 77 17 2
2814 You won't be complaining when it's done. 1.2188 0.04730 96 77 17 2
2815 Quit complaining, the white meat wasn’t on sale. 1.2188 0.04957 96 78 15 3
2816 You wanted us to eat Paleo... 1.2188 0.04957 96 78 15 3
2817 Once the moon goes down we’ll continue to time it on the sundial. 1.2188 0.04730 96 77 17 2
2818 I have to turn it slowly. 1.2188 0.04957 96 78 15 3
2819 Just my luck. Here comes my vegan mother-inlaw. 1.2188 0.04241 96 75 21 0
2820 I hear it tastes like chicken. 1.2188 0.04492 96 76 19 1
2821 No! There isn't any #%@# white meat! 1.2188 0.05381 96 80 11 5
2822 I thought he was gonna grill a plant-based burger. 1.2188 0.04492 96 76 19 1
2823 Just tell them the dinosaur ran away... 1.2188 0.04730 96 77 17 2
2824 Another great invention! The slow-cooker! 1.2188 0.04957 96 78 15 3
2825 OK, call the neighbors. This’ll be done in half an hour , then we’ll warm up the gravy while I carve. 1.2188 0.04730 96 77 17 2
2826 If we eat enough of them they will be extinct pretty soon and we'll be safe 1.2188 0.04730 96 77 17 2
2827 Dear, the kids are asking me if this means you are going back on your promise to become a vegan. 1.2188 0.04730 96 77 17 2
2828 Be patient. The Rex's front leg would have cooked faster but this part has the most meat. 1.2188 0.04957 96 78 15 3
2829 If you cook the whole mastodon at once, the breast meat gets dry. 1.2188 0.04492 96 76 19 1
2830 It's on now because the dark meat takes longer. 1.2188 0.04730 96 77 17 2
2831 It should be ready by the Neolithic. 1.2188 0.04492 96 76 19 1
2832 Um, it's been, like, 8 weeks.Can you go out and get something for us to eat while you finish cooking that thing? 1.2188 0.05173 96 79 13 4
2833 I told you there was an upside to G.M.O.'s. 1.2188 0.04492 96 76 19 1
2834 Well, why don't you go ahead and invent the rotisserie, then? 1.2188 0.05173 96 79 13 4
2835 Might be a while . . . 1.2188 0.04730 96 77 17 2
2836 You’ll be even more sorry you didn’t let me get the bigger grill of we get salmonella poisoning. 1.2188 0.04492 96 76 19 1
2837 What--do you want it raw? 1.2188 0.05381 96 80 11 5
2838 Honey, will this be enough for tonight? 1.2188 0.04492 96 76 19 1
2839 Be patient, Sweetbeart. Krug says it makes the meat taste real good 1.2188 0.04730 96 77 17 2
2840 I said, they were out of wings! 1.2188 0.05581 96 81 9 6
2841 I found it at the dump. 1.2188 0.04957 96 78 15 3
2842 The white meat is gonna take a little longer. 1.2188 0.04730 96 77 17 2
2843 Relax, its a slow roaster. 1.2188 0.04730 96 77 17 2
2844 We are going to need a bigger grill if you want to eat this by breakfast! 1.2188 0.04730 96 77 17 2
2845 These mastodon shanks sure take a long time to roast, but they are worth it ! 1.2188 0.04957 96 78 15 3
2846 Get me the meat thermometer! 1.2188 0.04730 96 77 17 2
2847 No! It will not be done in an hour. 1.2188 0.04730 96 77 17 2
2848 Some men have always risen to the challenge, no matter how big! 1.2188 0.04730 96 77 17 2
2849 Don’t worry, hon, it’s completely sustainable. 1.2188 0.04957 96 78 15 3
2850 Fear not... It tastes like chicken! 1.2188 0.04957 96 78 15 3
2851 He makes grilling into such an ordeal 1.2188 0.05173 96 79 13 4
2852 You know, you don't always have to have a green on the side. 1.2188 0.04730 96 77 17 2
2853 You can't hurry grilling mastodon. 1.2188 0.04957 96 78 15 3
2854 Daddy knows what he's doing. Just have a little snack or something. 1.2188 0.04957 96 78 15 3
2855 It will be a while before dinner is ready. 1.2188 0.04730 96 77 17 2
2856 I'm thinking of calling it a "Barbeque". 1.2188 0.04730 96 77 17 2
2857 Give me a break, I'm winging it out here! 1.2188 0.04730 96 77 17 2
2858 I'm estimating because I broke my meat thermometer. 1.2188 0.05173 96 79 13 4
2859 Whoever wanted white meat is going to have to wait until tomorrow. 1.2188 0.04957 96 78 15 3
2860 I said gather more charcoal, but does the mighty hunter listen? 1.2188 0.05173 96 79 13 4
2861 No, it didn't suffer " 1.2188 0.04241 96 75 21 0
2862 Relax, it's actually vegan. 1.2188 0.04492 96 76 19 1
2863 Honey believe me, this will be better than raw. 1.2188 0.04957 96 78 15 3
2864 It'll be done in about six hours, you better order s pizza. 1.2188 0.04730 96 77 17 2
2865 This may take awhile. Get me a beer! 1.2188 0.04492 96 76 19 1
2866 I’m sorry there is no white meat! 1.2188 0.04730 96 77 17 2
2867 If I knew the weight I could have put this leg on the grill earlier. 1.2188 0.04492 96 76 19 1
2868 Everyone ready for the Renaissance Faire? 1.2188 0.04957 96 78 15 3
2869 The interior temperature has to reach 165 degrees. 1.2188 0.04730 96 77 17 2
2870 Got the drum roll ready? I'm bringin' it in. 1.2188 0.04492 96 76 19 1
2871 Could you bring me a beer? 1.2188 0.04730 96 77 17 2
2872 These damn dinosaur drumsticks take forever to cook. 1.2188 0.05173 96 79 13 4
2873 If you think this is big, wait til you see the buffalo wings that the Smiths are bringing to our BBQ tonight! 1.2188 0.04957 96 78 15 3
2874 Sorry, I struck out on the first two options. Popeye's was sold out and it's Sunday. 1.2188 0.04957 96 78 15 3
2875 How would you like your mastodon? 1.2188 0.05173 96 79 13 4
2876 (sigh)...more carbon emissions. I guess no more Ice Age fun for you, kids! 1.2188 0.05173 96 79 13 4
2877 Next time kill a smaller one! 1.2188 0.04957 96 78 15 3
2878 If I had a bigger grill, this would have been done hours ago! 1.2188 0.04241 96 75 21 0
2879 Oh, I got the grill from 'Amazon Future Fulfillment,' and could you believe this is the largest size they sell? Like, what do they grill on these things? Sure glad we're not living in the future. 1.2188 0.05173 96 79 13 4
2880 See if you can find my Bluetooth temperature probe 1.2188 0.04957 96 78 15 3
2881 Is that a Weber Grille? 1.2188 0.04492 96 76 19 1
2882 Do we have a meat thermometer? 1.2188 0.04957 96 78 15 3
2883 Sorry no white meat option today. 1.2188 0.04957 96 78 15 3
2884 Whaddya want from me, I invented fire, not the 48” Weber. 1.2188 0.04957 96 78 15 3
2885 You know, there are people freezing in the Arctics who would love to have that, so don't be so wasteful. 1.2188 0.04730 96 77 17 2
2886 George, did you kill a dinosaur for our dinner? What are we, cavemen? We eat proper food. 1.2188 0.04730 96 77 17 2
2887 No, we are not inviting anyone else for dinner" 1.2188 0.04730 96 77 17 2
2888 It’s still frozen in the middle. 1.2188 0.04492 96 76 19 1
2889 I was paleo before it was a "thing." 1.2188 0.04730 96 77 17 2
2890 Yeah, I know I should have gotten a bigger BBQ! 1.2188 0.04957 96 78 15 3
2891 ''I don't know what it is, honey. Why don't you just cook mammoth with fire?'' 1.2188 0.04730 96 77 17 2
2892 Now you're smoking! 1.2188 0.04730 96 77 17 2
2893 In 65 million years, it will fit right on the grill. 1.2188 0.04730 96 77 17 2
2894 Honey, where did you get that Weber? 1.2188 0.04241 96 75 21 0
2895 What do you mean we're out of BBQ sauce? 1.2188 0.04730 96 77 17 2
2896 Stop whining—you can bet that its chicks are relishing uncle Bob. 1.2188 0.05173 96 79 13 4
2897 The barbecue delivered from the future by Amazon's time machine is waaay too small. 1.2188 0.05381 96 80 11 5
2898 Did too! 1.2188 0.05173 96 79 13 4
2899 So how do you like it? Medium extinct? 1.2188 0.05173 96 79 13 4
2900 Honey, you know bigger is better 1.2188 0.04730 96 77 17 2
2901 It looks like we're going to need a bigger grill! 1.2188 0.04730 96 77 17 2
2902 It's Homo luzonensis-licking good. 1.2188 0.04492 96 76 19 1
2903 I know I know, don't you think I'd also rather have a big salad by now? 1.2188 0.04957 96 78 15 3
2904 I don't know what a drum is but they said this is its stick. 1.2188 0.04492 96 76 19 1
2905 If y'all are hungry too, there's another out back. 1.2188 0.05173 96 79 13 4
2906 Can our Company evolve a little later? 1.2188 0.04957 96 78 15 3
2907 I'm waiting for someone to invent barbecue sauce. 1.2188 0.04492 96 76 19 1
2908 I got it at the Paleozoic fair. 1.2188 0.05173 96 79 13 4
2909 Hold on! It's still not cooked. 1.2174 0.04592 92 73 18 1
2910 The secret is stone-aging it 14 million years 1.2174 0.05086 92 75 14 3
2911 Could one of you run out and get some more charcoal please? 1.2165 0.04910 97 79 15 3
2912 Why does the man always have to do the outside cooking? 1.2151 0.04798 93 75 16 2
2913 Ug no give any mammothflesh to Mim Mim or Cro if they no admit some magic lost when Tom Waits begin emphasizing percussion over piano. 1.2151 0.04548 93 74 18 1
2914 Just like last year and thousands of Thanksgivings to come. I brought home the mastodon. I get the dark meat. 1.2151 0.05036 93 76 14 3
2915 new, mammoth sized grill...ha! 1.2151 0.05036 93 76 14 3
2916 You know the drummies take the longest to cook! 1.2151 0.04284 93 73 20 0
2917 Well done or medium? 1.2151 0.05036 93 76 14 3
2918 Forget asking for well-done. 1.2151 0.04548 93 74 18 1
2919 Drumstick go to hunter. You want eat, go gather. 1.2151 0.04548 93 74 18 1
2920 We grill at 800 for 20,000 years. 1.2151 0.05036 93 76 14 3
2921 Barbecue is the highest art form -- appealing to all the senses while nourishing the body. Watch an artist at work. 1.2151 0.05263 93 77 12 4
2922 Teriyaki Pterodactyl coming right up! 1.2111 0.05119 90 74 13 3
2923 This may take awhile! 1.2093 0.04412 86 68 18 0
2924 I’m doing the best I can until someone invents a bigger grill! 1.2093 0.04412 86 68 18 0
2925 Yummy! Roast leg of pterodactyl. 1.2093 0.04994 86 70 14 2
2926 I think I call it slow cooking. 1.2093 0.04994 86 70 14 2
2927 Tyrannosaurus AGAIN? 1.2093 0.04994 86 70 14 2
2928 "It'll be a while." 1.2088 0.05068 91 75 13 3
2929 Just a few more days and it'll be done. Hope you're hungry! 1.2088 0.04821 91 74 15 2
2930 Yes, me need everyone. Spatula too small for flip. Want hot gallus prehistoricus or not? 1.2088 0.05068 91 75 13 3
2931 Is that big enough for you, Sharon? 1.2088 0.04821 91 74 15 2
2932 ...and I don't want to hear anymore nonsense about microwaves. 1.2088 0.04821 91 74 15 2
2933 It will be done in 3 days. 1.2088 0.04821 91 74 15 2
2934 Thing is, with poultry, you don’t want to see any pink in the middle. 1.2088 0.04821 91 74 15 2
2935 Don't look at me like that, I like midnight snacking. 1.2088 0.05068 91 75 13 3
2936 I thought I would try an old family recipe 1.2088 0.04821 91 74 15 2
2937 He's been like this ever since Curt laughed at him in the changing room. 1.2088 0.05529 91 77 9 5
2938 Medium rare or well done? 1.2088 0.04821 91 74 15 2
2939 Honey, I found Godzilla! 1.2088 0.05068 91 75 13 3
2940 Don’t worry, it tastes like pre-chicken." 1.2088 0.05068 91 75 13 3
2941 We save more when we buy in bulk. 1.2088 0.04560 91 73 17 1
2942 Almost done. Are the hors d'oeuvres and apéritifs ready? 1.2088 0.05068 91 75 13 3
2943 No video games until we finish this. 1.2088 0.05068 91 75 13 3
2944 You got that with a flyswatter?!? 1.2088 0.04821 91 74 15 2
2945 I can't wait for someone to invent the pressure cooker. 1.2088 0.04560 91 73 17 1
2946 I think I need a bigger Webber Grill 1.2088 0.04821 91 74 15 2
2947 sorry, but dinosaur was all I could find. 1.2088 0.04821 91 74 15 2
2948 I think it's done, but bring me the meat thermometer to be sure. 1.2088 0.05068 91 75 13 3
2949 We're set! You should see all the rest I stored in the freezer. 1.2088 0.05303 91 76 11 4
2950 Alright, yes you did tell me to buy the bigger Weber. 1.2088 0.04560 91 73 17 1
2951 Not barbecued Giant Teratorn again! 1.2088 0.04821 91 74 15 2
2952 I asked for the leg because I'm tired of those sexist jokes. 1.2088 0.04821 91 74 15 2
2953 Now you are telling me it could be hormone-treated?! 1.2088 0.05068 91 75 13 3
2954 The travel agent said we would have an “authentic caveman experience” with “vegan meat substitute” 1.2088 0.05068 91 75 13 3
2955 So go back home to Brooklyn if you hate camping out! 1.2088 0.04821 91 74 15 2
2956 Shall we invite the neighbors? 1.2088 0.04560 91 73 17 1
2957 Someday, this will be popular in a place called Disneyland. 1.2088 0.05303 91 76 11 4
2958 I hope it doesn’t have a mommy. 1.2088 0.05303 91 76 11 4
2959 Paula Deen said, "until golden brown." 1.2088 0.04560 91 73 17 1
2960 Guys, dinner's ready..wait, where's our pet birdie? 1.2088 0.04821 91 74 15 2
2961 Huury they'll be extinct soon! 1.2088 0.05068 91 75 13 3
2962 His name was Mac. 1.2088 0.04821 91 74 15 2
2963 No dibs on the drumstick! 1.2088 0.05068 91 75 13 3
2964 Thor's secret recipe called for a decidedly "low and slow" approach. 1.2088 0.04821 91 74 15 2
2965 Ready in three more days, so indulge yourselves with the appetizers. 1.2088 0.05068 91 75 13 3
2966 All good now, but wait until liver night. 1.2088 0.05068 91 75 13 3
2967 No, it’s not hunter-gatherer. It’s hunter-grill master! 1.2088 0.05068 91 75 13 3
2968 It’s all they had at the butcher shop! 1.2088 0.04560 91 73 17 1
2969 I got some bad news. The children have converted to ‘veganism’ 1.2088 0.04560 91 73 17 1
2970 Well, is the potato salad done yet? 1.2088 0.05068 91 75 13 3
2971 What's more spectacular is that I just invented the barbecue grill. 1.2088 0.04821 91 74 15 2
2972 I have a "leg up" on the other cooks! 1.2088 0.04560 91 73 17 1
2973 Either the grills need to get bigger or the giant flying animals need to get smaller, cause this is getting ridiculous...! 1.2088 0.04284 91 72 19 0
2974 I don't what a beer is, but get it yourself. 1.2088 0.05068 91 75 13 3
2975 This cooking unevenly. 1.2088 0.05068 91 75 13 3
2976 I'm thinking of endorsing Andrew Yang. 1.2088 0.05068 91 75 13 3
2977 If you cook the whole mastodon at once 1.2088 0.04821 91 74 15 2
2978 No, there's not enough to invite your sisters. 1.2088 0.05068 91 75 13 3
2979 I told him we only eat non-GMO 1.2088 0.04821 91 74 15 2
2980 Don’t worry, it’s plant-based! 1.2088 0.05068 91 75 13 3
2981 I promised the bone to the Flintstones. 1.2088 0.04821 91 74 15 2
2982 Tell Og we appreciate his sending over some fire. 1.2088 0.04821 91 74 15 2
2983 Listen, do you want it burnt or do you want it cooked? 1.2088 0.05068 91 75 13 3
2984 So this thing fell out of the sky, so what? So, what made you think we're supposed to burn meat on it? 1.2088 0.05068 91 75 13 3
2985 That so stupid! We cook with carbon bits for many moons. Carbon not get stuck in the sky! 1.2088 0.05068 91 75 13 3
2986 You get parasites if it's too rare. 1.2088 0.04560 91 73 17 1
2987 In its favor it's free-range. 1.2088 0.05068 91 75 13 3
2988 If course I checked the label for range fed and hormone free. 1.2088 0.04821 91 74 15 2
2989 You should know the kids will only eat white meat. 1.2088 0.05068 91 75 13 3
2990 I told you, oven first, then barbecue! 1.2088 0.04821 91 74 15 2
2991 You could channel the Food Network. 1.2088 0.05068 91 75 13 3
2992 He sold me on the sizzle. 1.2088 0.04821 91 74 15 2
2993 It's a T-Rex drumstick. You gotta problem with that ? 1.2088 0.05068 91 75 13 3
2994 I'm on keto. 1.2088 0.04821 91 74 15 2
2995 Don’t worry, it said “cooks all meat in 20 days are your money back”. 1.2088 0.04560 91 73 17 1
2996 I'm not sharing 1.2088 0.05068 91 75 13 3
2997 Uber Eats! Uber Eats! No! It's home cooked tonight. 1.2088 0.04821 91 74 15 2
2998 Make the salad. We're almost there. 1.2088 0.05068 91 75 13 3
2999 Peg, you're right, we shouldn't have messed with CRISPR, but the good news is everything taste like chicken. 1.2088 0.04821 91 74 15 2
3000 No, our neighbors got all the white meat. 1.2088 0.05068 91 75 13 3
3001 Sorry. Daddy gets the big piece of chicken. 1.2088 0.04560 91 73 17 1
3002 I know, but Shake 'n Bake wasn't going to work any better 1.2088 0.05068 91 75 13 3
3003 What?! It said was for four. 1.2088 0.04560 91 73 17 1
3004 Don't worry. Entirely free range. No growth hormones. 1.2088 0.04284 91 72 19 0
3005 The drum is not that big. 1.2088 0.04821 91 74 15 2
3006 Sorry, the big ones take longer to cook 1.2088 0.05303 91 76 11 4
3007 You said, how about roast pterodactylus! 1.2088 0.04821 91 74 15 2
3008 What wrong with grill? If Og buy fire pit, Og know it never get used. 1.2088 0.04821 91 74 15 2
3009 Someday, son, this will all be yours. 1.2088 0.04821 91 74 15 2
3010 Maybe around full moon... 1.2088 0.04560 91 73 17 1
3011 You better get started on those biscuits. 1.2088 0.05068 91 75 13 3
3012 Be patient, this will taste way better than using the microwave. 1.2088 0.04560 91 73 17 1
3013 Honey, you better go back to the store and buy 10 more bags of Charcol! 1.2088 0.04560 91 73 17 1
3014 I’m telling you, this is better than Popeye’s. 1.2088 0.04821 91 74 15 2
3015 I hope you don't mind your mastodon leg rare. 1.2088 0.04560 91 73 17 1
3016 I have a booth at the Renaissance Festival this year. 1.2088 0.04284 91 72 19 0
3017 Who had the drumstick? 1.2088 0.04560 91 73 17 1
3018 Don't worry. I saw this on a cooking show. 1.2088 0.04821 91 74 15 2
3019 It's taste like chicken...whatever that is. 1.2088 0.04821 91 74 15 2
3020 I've invited the neighbors for dinner! 1.2088 0.04821 91 74 15 2
3021 Let's just use the micro-cave oven and call it a day. 1.2088 0.04284 91 72 19 0
3022 Just a midnight snack. 1.2088 0.05068 91 75 13 3
3023 Is THIS why you invented fire? 1.2088 0.04821 91 74 15 2
3024 ...Another minute, just making sure it's well-done! 1.2088 0.04560 91 73 17 1
3025 Next time I go with you when we shop for grills. 1.2088 0.04560 91 73 17 1
3026 So much for our Palio diet. 1.2088 0.04560 91 73 17 1
3027 Groog, grab the tree trunks to roast marshmallows. 1.2088 0.05068 91 75 13 3
3028 Where there's smoke, there's fire, right? 1.2088 0.05529 91 77 9 5
3029 Well I guess these kids won't be fighting over who gets the leg tonight. 1.2088 0.05068 91 75 13 3
3030 We need a bigger kitchen. 1.2088 0.04821 91 74 15 2
3031 Dinner's ready people! 1.2088 0.04821 91 74 15 2
3032 This seems to be a bit too smokey. Maybe you should close the door. 1.2088 0.04821 91 74 15 2
3033 I think I've finally breached the dichotomy of hunter/griller. 1.2088 0.05529 91 77 9 5
3034 Mangia! 1.2088 0.04821 91 74 15 2
3035 This may sound Paleolithic of me, but I still haven’t quite figured out how to chat-broil mastodon. 1.2088 0.05068 91 75 13 3
3036 Would you look at that, there are three of us and he gets one drumstick for himself. 1.2088 0.05068 91 75 13 3
3037 I only defrosted this for tonight. 1.2088 0.05068 91 75 13 3
3038 Couldn’t we just have settled for pizza? 1.2088 0.04821 91 74 15 2
3039 I said no to the fries 1.2088 0.04560 91 73 17 1
3040 Darling, how about we dine al fresco this evening? 1.2088 0.04560 91 73 17 1
3041 Taking a while to thaw, was frozen for about 10,000 years. 1.2088 0.05068 91 75 13 3
3042 Portion control doesn’t really matter with the Paleo diet. 1.2088 0.04821 91 74 15 2
3043 Next time I’m gonna do take-out 1.2088 0.04560 91 73 17 1
3044 Og took all the white meat again. 1.2088 0.04821 91 74 15 2
3045 When are you going to remember that we are vegan now! 1.2088 0.04284 91 72 19 0
3046 Food done. 1.2088 0.04821 91 74 15 2
3047 Yes dear, it is Free-Ranged but it’s not Organic. 1.2088 0.04821 91 74 15 2
3048 we'll Remember it's Lent, we all have to eat lightly." 1.2088 0.04821 91 74 15 2
3049 'The leg bone is connected to the. . .' you really don't want to know. 1.2088 0.04560 91 73 17 1
3050 Well, the breast definitely wouldn’t have fit. 1.2088 0.04821 91 74 15 2
3051 It was all they had left 1.2088 0.04560 91 73 17 1
3052 grumph hrtwaz flpwq. Were you readers expecting to understand his language? 1.2088 0.05303 91 76 11 4
3053 Yes, it very well may be the Cenozoic before it's ready, but as long as I wear the one-shoulder-strapped animal skin, it's my way or the well-worn footpath! 1.2088 0.05068 91 75 13 3
3054 Yes, Grunthar, my boy. I know that brontosaurus don't actually have wings. 1.2088 0.04560 91 73 17 1
3055 Look on the bright side. The sky fell on Henny Penny - not on us. 1.2088 0.05068 91 75 13 3
3056 You think I'm unrealistic? 1.2083 0.05913 72 60 9 3
3057 What else did you kill? 1.2065 0.05250 92 77 11 4
3058 So Tyrannosaurus Teriyaki it is! 1.2065 0.05017 92 76 13 3
3059 Mustard or ketchup? 1.2065 0.05017 92 76 13 3
3060 Take any longer with that and it won't be Paleo. 1.2065 0.04773 92 75 15 2
3061 The grillmaster said low and slow. 1.2065 0.04516 92 74 17 1
3062 Well, maybe just this once, I do want perfection to be the enemy of the good. 1.2065 0.04516 92 74 17 1
3063 What!? It’s a bonus gift from the bank. 1.2065 0.05017 92 76 13 3
3064 This will make a lot of club sandwiches! 1.2065 0.04773 92 75 15 2
3065 Didn't I tell you this would be more fun than our usual Pioneer Days re enactment? 1.2045 0.04325 88 70 18 0
3066 This will be ready in about a week 1.2045 0.04617 88 71 16 1
3067 They were out of flats. 1.2045 0.05399 88 74 10 4
3068 Don’t worry, I don’t think he’s coming back. 1.2045 0.04325 88 70 18 0
3069 Honey, get back in the cave. The Mother will be here any second. 1.2045 0.04891 88 72 14 2
3070 It'll be ready by the time your Paleolithic relatives arrive. 1.2045 0.04617 88 71 16 1
3071 The store was all out of white meat. 1.2045 0.04617 88 71 16 1
3072 Once we get a car, we’ll be a modern stone-age family. 1.2045 0.04617 88 71 16 1
3073 You know we prefer white meat. 1.2000 0.04674 85 69 15 1
3074 I think I need a rotisserie. 1.1977 0.04625 86 70 15 1
3075 When the heck are these dinosaurs going to evolve into a small chicken to fit my grill?" 1.1977 0.04625 86 70 15 1
3076 Come on, give me a break here! You can't expect Brontosaurus steak every night. 1.1977 0.05183 86 72 11 3
3077 Dammit Jerry, with this again? 1.1977 0.04320 86 69 17 0
3078 I KNOW you prefer white meat, but those jackals called dibs again. 1.1977 0.05441 86 73 9 4
3079 What do you mean, just put it in the microwave? 1.1977 0.05183 86 72 11 3
3080 Put the kids inside Karen 1.1977 0.04912 86 71 13 2
3081 Since this will take a long time to cook, let me tell you about the benefits of barbecue smoking. 1.1977 0.04912 86 71 13 2
3082 I call dibs on the leg. 1.1977 0.04625 86 70 15 1
3083 Tonight's special: Last dinosaur with a touch of charcoal 1.1977 0.04912 86 71 13 2
3084 GMOs? What GMOs?! 1.1977 0.05183 86 72 11 3
3085 I'd rather set it and forget it. 1.1977 0.04912 86 71 13 2
3086 Everyone for rare? 1.1977 0.04912 86 71 13 2
3087 Who are you calling a "dumb stick? 1.1977 0.04912 86 71 13 2
3088 Dave you are taking this whole Paleo diet too serious. 1.1977 0.04625 86 70 15 1
3089 This is going to go great with cauliflower rice. 1.1977 0.04912 86 71 13 2
3090 We’re vegans now - just deal with it. 1.1977 0.04912 86 71 13 2
3091 He wants white meat 1.1977 0.04912 86 71 13 2
3092 'Honey, we need a bigger spoon' 1.1977 0.04625 86 70 15 1
3093 Well done. 1.1977 0.04912 86 71 13 2
3094 We'll be feasting like kings tonight! 1.1977 0.04912 86 71 13 2
3095 Who wants to pull on the wish bone? 1.1977 0.04912 86 71 13 2
3096 Cave life isn't cheap, I am doing some meal prep for the week 1.1977 0.04625 86 70 15 1
3097 It's called meal planning. 1.1977 0.04320 86 69 17 0
3098 A Costco just opened. 1.1977 0.04912 86 71 13 2
3099 Who wants the medium rare side? 1.1977 0.04912 86 71 13 2
3100 You're gonna need a bigger spatula, Quint. 1.1977 0.04912 86 71 13 2
3101 Pardon me if the concept of dining out isn't perfected on the very first try! 1.1977 0.05183 86 72 11 3
3102 Me think we call it “leftovers’. 1.1977 0.04625 86 70 15 1
3103 The secret is a soupçon of spices on your pterodactyl wings. 1.1977 0.05183 86 72 11 3
3104 I can't wait until Dinornis novaezelandiae is extinct 1.1977 0.04912 86 71 13 2
3105 So it's late. Is it my fault they only had brontosaurus at the market? 1.1977 0.04625 86 70 15 1
3106 I put the rest in the freezer. 1.1977 0.04625 86 70 15 1
3107 And now for my secret sauce. 1.1977 0.04625 86 70 15 1
3108 Hope you like it 'extinct'. 1.1977 0.04625 86 70 15 1
3109 Dinosaur. It's what's for dinner. 1.1977 0.04912 86 71 13 2
3110 Trust me, it'll taste like chicken. 1.1977 0.04625 86 70 15 1
3111 Honey there's no such thing as a gas grill. We'll eat next winter. 1.1977 0.04912 86 71 13 2
3112 The line was too big at Popeye's. 1.1977 0.04625 86 70 15 1
3113 Got enough charcoal? 1.1977 0.04912 86 71 13 2
3114 I know I'm no Bobby Flay. 1.1977 0.04912 86 71 13 2
3115 They call it the paleo diet. 1.1977 0.04625 86 70 15 1
3116 Stop complaining. Everyone is getting dark meat. 1.1977 0.04912 86 71 13 2
3117 Dinner’s almost ready, dear! 1.1977 0.05183 86 72 11 3
3118 I think another 3 days should do it. 1.1977 0.04625 86 70 15 1
3119 Ok, go get your dad's grille. "dad's grille is bigger" yeah yeah yeah 1.1977 0.05183 86 72 11 3
3120 And I thought GMO’s didn’t exist yet...” 1.1977 0.04320 86 69 17 0
3121 Well he SAID he'd make America great again! You don't suppose that was just BS the the whole time, do you? 1.1977 0.04912 86 71 13 2
3122 It will cook a lot sooner once I discover fire. 1.1977 0.05183 86 72 11 3
3123 Well done takes a little longer 1.1977 0.04320 86 69 17 0
3124 You said we should start buying in bulk. 1.1977 0.04625 86 70 15 1
3125 I know it’s getting late, but we don’t want to risk getting an E. coli infection. 1.1977 0.04625 86 70 15 1
3126 What were we thinking of doing this “theme” family vacation? 1.1977 0.04912 86 71 13 2
3127 Excuse me for a living, but my new source of fire is a great leap forward for all of us. It just needs a little tinkering. 1.1977 0.04912 86 71 13 2
3128 Dear God please let me cook this quickly or my wife and child will have evil thoughts. 1.1977 0.04912 86 71 13 2
3129 Dammit! I don't have room for the vegetables yet! 1.1977 0.04912 86 71 13 2
3130 Hey,you do better! 1.1977 0.04912 86 71 13 2
3131 It's the hormones. I have to cook it in segments. 1.1977 0.04625 86 70 15 1
3132 Dad, didn't you say that we were going to Jurassic Fried Pterodactyl tonight? 1.1977 0.04912 86 71 13 2
3133 The kids like it well done! 1.1977 0.04625 86 70 15 1
3134 One anachronistic grilled dinosaur leg coming right up. 1.1977 0.04912 86 71 13 2
3135 Honey, can you grab the rock salt and set a timer for 20? 1.1977 0.04625 86 70 15 1
3136 What do you mean you're all going to Popeye's?? 1.1977 0.04625 86 70 15 1
3137 It’s also all thigh and no breast. 1.1977 0.04912 86 71 13 2
3138 Well it would've been ready an hour ago if you hadn't misplaced the tongs again. 1.1977 0.04625 86 70 15 1
3139 We'll have plenty of roughage the the next 364 days.... 1.1977 0.04912 86 71 13 2
3140 Will it be finished before the end of the Paleolithic Era? 1.1977 0.05441 86 73 9 4
3141 ‘Tailgate?’ Has that even been invented, yet? 1.1977 0.04320 86 69 17 0
3142 Might have to wait for next moon to do s'mores. 1.1977 0.04320 86 69 17 0
3143 Poker night I'm feelin’ lucky! 1.1977 0.04320 86 69 17 0
3144 But you know I like white meat! 1.1977 0.04912 86 71 13 2
3145 No. We don't have a vegan option. 1.1977 0.04912 86 71 13 2
3146 We should go vegan!" "Absolutely not. 1.1977 0.04912 86 71 13 2
3147 Is it too late to mention I'm vegan? 1.1977 0.04912 86 71 13 2
3148 Who asked for the turkey burger? 1.1977 0.04320 86 69 17 0
3149 If y'all hate farts so much you can hunt your own mammoth. 1.1977 0.04912 86 71 13 2
3150 He still wants Popeyes. 1.1977 0.04912 86 71 13 2
3151 I can't wait for the invention of propane 1.1977 0.04625 86 70 15 1
3152 Your the one that wanted to shake and bake Frank Buckley Andover, MA 1.1977 0.05183 86 72 11 3
3153 Now you can get started on a funny apron for me. 1.1977 0.05183 86 72 11 3
3154 The chicken's ready! 1.1977 0.05183 86 72 11 3
3155 you said you wanted the drum stick 1.1977 0.04625 86 70 15 1
3156 Not so much a drumstick, as a barbecue statement. 1.1977 0.04625 86 70 15 1
3157 No, we're all out of tenders. 1.1977 0.04912 86 71 13 2
3158 I've trained the rest of him to help me hunt 1.1977 0.05183 86 72 11 3
3159 Throg Dear, how much longer the children are hungry. 1.1977 0.05441 86 73 9 4
3160 Well, the kids did insist on having it well done. 1.1977 0.04320 86 69 17 0
3161 The rest of him got away. 1.1977 0.04625 86 70 15 1
3162 Who wants theirs next week? 1.1977 0.04912 86 71 13 2
3163 Hey man! Are you thinking to put a big thing in a small place again? 1.1977 0.05183 86 72 11 3
3164 I said he was big, I never said he was tender. 1.1977 0.04912 86 71 13 2
3165 Leave Daddy alone, he's almost done 1.1977 0.04625 86 70 15 1
3166 Who wants the dark meat? 1.1977 0.04320 86 69 17 0
3167 It may need a bit of hot sauce 1.1977 0.04912 86 71 13 2
3168 Uh, I decided not to fast 1.1977 0.05441 86 73 9 4
3169 One last side and breakfast will be ready 1.1977 0.04625 86 70 15 1
3170 Until they invent KFC we're eating at home. 1.1977 0.04912 86 71 13 2
3171 Right, but Thanksgiving's not for another month. 1.1977 0.04625 86 70 15 1
3172 Yeah, I get that you’re all hungry, but I’m not feeding you undercooked poultry. If I had a six burner camp chef we would have been eating days ago! 1.1977 0.04320 86 69 17 0
3173 For tyrannosaurus drumstick, Julia says it's four days on a side... I've never trusted French chefs; get me the meat thermometer, love. 1.1977 0.05441 86 73 9 4
3174 But honey, you don’t understand! They were having a sale! 1.1977 0.04912 86 71 13 2
3175 Actually the Johnsons who are coming over only eat fish. 1.1977 0.05441 86 73 9 4
3176 Hey, it’s from Popeye’s! 1.1977 0.04912 86 71 13 2
3177 I hope you're not hungry, because well done will take a couple of days. 1.1977 0.04625 86 70 15 1
3178 Your Mammoth is fine. Three-legged like the grill, but fine. 1.1977 0.05183 86 72 11 3
3179 Your children are asking if dinner is a “beyond meat” product? 1.1977 0.04625 86 70 15 1
3180 You should see me flip flapjacks. 1.1977 0.04912 86 71 13 2
3181 Go big or gamble with extinction 1.1977 0.04625 86 70 15 1
3182 This George Form-ative Man grill really does the trick. 1.1977 0.04912 86 71 13 2
3183 Kids, I know that you're really going to miss Dino, but as you can see, food is a bit scarce. Rebecca Hawkins, M.D. 1.1977 0.04320 86 69 17 0
3184 Yes Linda, it is free-range, certified humane. 1.1977 0.04320 86 69 17 0
3185 No,there's no vegan alternative. 1.1977 0.04912 86 71 13 2
3186 Thought I’d get a Leg up on dinner tonight, since Winging it last night was a disaster! 1.1977 0.04320 86 69 17 0
3187 It'll be ready by tomorrow" 1.1977 0.04320 86 69 17 0
3188 I know it's sad. We raised her and she was like a pet. But we have to eat. 1.1977 0.04320 86 69 17 0
3189 I know it's taking a long time, but I think I'm getting a leg up on the situation 1.1977 0.04625 86 70 15 1
3190 Sorry to disappoint you, but this is for tomorrow night's dinner. Tonite it's leftovers: brontasaurus meatloaf or sliced T-Rex over gathered greens. 1.1977 0.04625 86 70 15 1
3191 I'm not eating that; it looks like a GMO! 1.1977 0.04625 86 70 15 1
3192 Next time get the small, single-serving legs. 1.1977 0.04912 86 71 13 2
3193 No honey, I’m not going vegan with you 1.1977 0.04320 86 69 17 0
3194 We'll have your favorite breast meat tomorrow, but this drumstick will make a nice bedtime snack. 1.1977 0.04625 86 70 15 1
3195 Chicken , schmiken, give me Mamoth anytime! 1.1977 0.04625 86 70 15 1
3196 I guess the old grill wasn't a dinosaur after all 1.1977 0.04320 86 69 17 0
3197 Fine - next time I’ll use the pressure cooker.” 1.1977 0.04912 86 71 13 2
3198 Don't worry, in a few million years they'll evolve into right-sized chickens. 1.1977 0.04625 86 70 15 1
3199 Dinner will be ready in 3 days. 1.1977 0.04320 86 69 17 0
3200 The origin of the Popeye Chicken Sandwhich 1.1977 0.04625 86 70 15 1
3201 This is mans’ work! 1.1977 0.04625 86 70 15 1
3202 Mom, how much longer before we can have the meat on a sandwich again? 1.1977 0.05183 86 72 11 3
3203 You should have seen the one who got away ! 1.1977 0.04625 86 70 15 1
3204 We’re gonna need a bigger fire. 1.1977 0.04625 86 70 15 1
3205 We'll be able to eat sooner once they invent the frialator. 1.1977 0.04625 86 70 15 1
3206 The only thing that's endangered is your hunger, dear. 1.1977 0.04625 86 70 15 1
3207 " I want mine Pittsburgh Medium and Well Done for the kids. 1.1977 0.04912 86 71 13 2
3208 Did the Jones family in the next rock get the white meat AGAIN? 1.1977 0.04912 86 71 13 2
3209 White or dark? 1.1977 0.04912 86 71 13 2
3210 Did you have to go food shopping in a big box store? 1.1977 0.05441 86 73 9 4
3211 You don't eat a Stegasuarus that's that smart all at once. 1.1977 0.04625 86 70 15 1
3212 Turkey for the girls and turkey for the boys. My favorite kind of pants are corduroys. 1.1977 0.05183 86 72 11 3
3213 I told you not to get Chinese food for lunch. 1.1977 0.05183 86 72 11 3
3214 So, who wants some of this bird foot? 1.1977 0.04625 86 70 15 1
3215 If only there were a way to cook this thing...! 1.1977 0.04625 86 70 15 1
3216 This could take awhile. Better get some appetizers. 1.1977 0.04912 86 71 13 2
3217 Did you have to shop at Costco? 1.1977 0.04912 86 71 13 2
3218 I can't wait for the propane grill. He never got the feel for charcoal 1.1977 0.04320 86 69 17 0
3219 Hey! Have a snack! This could take awhile. 1.1977 0.04320 86 69 17 0
3220 Darn it Mrs. Weber: I invented the grill. Someone else will have to get the portions right. 1.1977 0.04625 86 70 15 1
3221 It’s okay. Your mother is coming for dinner 1.1977 0.05183 86 72 11 3
3222 This would go faster if for Father's Day you had anted up for a Char-broil Tru-infrared 4-Burner Grill. 1.1977 0.04912 86 71 13 2
3223 Yeah, this leg is as big as a drum, and you should have seen the wings . . . . each was larger than a buffalo! 1.1977 0.04320 86 69 17 0
3224 Some of this is going to be pretty rare. 1.1977 0.04912 86 71 13 2
3225 Now with what should I garnish this succulent repast 1.1977 0.04625 86 70 15 1
3226 I wanted the deep fryer but nooooo, you said it’s too expensive and this one should cook just fine. 1.1977 0.04320 86 69 17 0
3227 Life before the advent of The Food Channel 1.1977 0.05441 86 73 9 4
3228 I think you’re really going to like this new spice rub. 1.1977 0.04625 86 70 15 1
3229 No fighting over the drumstick kids! 1.1977 0.04912 86 71 13 2
3230 Man make fire. Woman not call Seamless yet. 1.1977 0.05183 86 72 11 3
3231 Just prepping for the tailgate this weekend Dear... 1.1977 0.04625 86 70 15 1
3232 Check out my latest invention: meal prepping. 1.1977 0.04912 86 71 13 2
3233 It was a bad hunting season this year Webber, your mother and I are sorry about your pet. 1.1977 0.04912 86 71 13 2
3234 Of course I’m smoking the wooly mammoth leg, am not a Neanderthal. 1.1977 0.05183 86 72 11 3
3235 Couldn't find any chicken, so I got T-Rex instead. 1.1977 0.04625 86 70 15 1
3236 This drumstick is a challenge to barbeque evenly! 1.1977 0.04912 86 71 13 2
3237 How many times do I have to tell you, it’s too big for the microwave! 1.1977 0.04625 86 70 15 1
3238 This is the last Teratornis, so I'll be cooking it rare. 1.1977 0.04320 86 69 17 0
3239 And I'm disappointed in you, too. 1.1977 0.04320 86 69 17 0
3240 Who would like rare? 1.1977 0.05183 86 72 11 3
3241 If Bam-Bam doesn’t come we will just have leftovers 1.1977 0.04625 86 70 15 1
3242 When I was a kid, we’d count ourselves lucky to get a wing. 1.1977 0.04625 86 70 15 1
3243 Drumstick with me, kid, and you'll never go hungry. 1.1977 0.04912 86 71 13 2
3244 Just searing the edges, honey. The meteor cooked the rest to perfection. 1.1977 0.04912 86 71 13 2
3245 It should be done somewhere between the golden age of Greece and the fall of Rome 1.1977 0.04912 86 71 13 2
3246 Tomorrow, I have to cook the whole pterodactyl or it will spoil. 1.1977 0.04912 86 71 13 2
3247 Don't you trust me? I said I'd share this time. 1.1977 0.04625 86 70 15 1
3248 Just don't ask your mother over for dinner. 1.1977 0.04625 86 70 15 1
3249 This is simply the downside of living off the grid. 1.1977 0.04625 86 70 15 1
3250 Sorry,dinner is going to be a little late! 1.1977 0.04912 86 71 13 2
3251 Coming up - raw on top and burnt on the bottom. 1.1977 0.04912 86 71 13 2
3252 We discovered a magical place called Costco. 1.1977 0.04912 86 71 13 2
3253 Are you sure this is how Bobby Flay got his start? 1.1977 0.05922 86 75 5 6
3254 It's probably gonna be a while, I can't seem to get a fire started. 1.1977 0.04625 86 70 15 1
3255 The chicken 's first, then you cook the egg and I don't want to hear any more about it see. We've got even bigger fish to fry 1.1977 0.04625 86 70 15 1
3256 You were right, I should've sprung for the Deluxe Grill... 1.1977 0.04625 86 70 15 1
3257 The briquets are just starting to warm up 1.1977 0.04320 86 69 17 0
3258 Stop complaining. At least it's not chicken again. 1.1977 0.04912 86 71 13 2
3259 You said to make enough for you Mom. 1.1977 0.04912 86 71 13 2
3260 This one couldn't fly anyway. 1.1977 0.05183 86 72 11 3
3261 Not yet....as I told you...’Low and Slow’ 1.1977 0.05183 86 72 11 3
3262 You can trust me to grill this to succulent perfection in only another fourteen hours. 1.1977 0.04912 86 71 13 2
3263 Can someone give me a leg up? 1.1977 0.04625 86 70 15 1
3264 Sorry kids, only dark meat tonight... 1.1977 0.05183 86 72 11 3
3265 Hon, kids...the pterodactyl leg should be ready in um...four or five days. Let's go ahead and start with the salad nicoise, shall we? 1.1977 0.04625 86 70 15 1
3266 I said I wanted white meat. 1.1977 0.05183 86 72 11 3
3267 Don’t know what you all’be eating... 1.1977 0.05687 86 74 7 5
3268 It's Vegan--I promise. 1.1977 0.05183 86 72 11 3
3269 See how lucky you kids are! 1.1977 0.04912 86 71 13 2
3270 I'll be just one more minute. 1.1977 0.04625 86 70 15 1
3271 Set the table and call the neighbors. 1.1977 0.04625 86 70 15 1
3272 I already told you, Edith. The short ribs wouldn't have been any better. 1.1977 0.04912 86 71 13 2
3273 Fine. I’ll cook since you caught. 1.1977 0.04912 86 71 13 2
3274 I’m calling it barbecue and it takes longer than fresh off the thigh. 1.1977 0.04625 86 70 15 1
3275 What do you mean you like it burnt? 1.1977 0.04320 86 69 17 0
3276 A watched pot never boils! 1.1977 0.04625 86 70 15 1
3277 Yes, your Dad provided again. No, I don’t need his help on the grill. 1.1977 0.04625 86 70 15 1
3278 Brad at the gym says Paleo is the big thing these days" 1.1977 0.04320 86 69 17 0
3279 Pterodactyl wings, yay! ... but is it free range? 1.1977 0.04625 86 70 15 1
3280 Sorry, I couldn’t carry the biscuits or the sides. 1.1977 0.04625 86 70 15 1
3281 Dinosaurs are still extinct; right? 1.1977 0.04912 86 71 13 2
3282 Be patient. The Foreman grill was not meant for mastadon legs. 1.1977 0.04625 86 70 15 1
3283 You don't have to let that cook for another million years 1.1977 0.05183 86 72 11 3
3284 Sorry, need wait. Fire still new tech 1.1977 0.04912 86 71 13 2
3285 I didn't hear a pterodactyl until the splash hit me. Its "p" was silent. 1.1977 0.04912 86 71 13 2
3286 What! The hibachi’s broken. 1.1977 0.04320 86 69 17 0
3287 If someone could invent mayonnaise the leftovers would make a nice chicken salad. 1.1977 0.04625 86 70 15 1
3288 You shoulda seen his teeth. 1.1977 0.04625 86 70 15 1
3289 Be patient; It'll be done for supper, tomorrow 1.1977 0.04625 86 70 15 1
3290 Fire pit not good enough for you. Oh no !You have to have Weber. 1.1977 0.04625 86 70 15 1
3291 Lay off me, I'm on Keto! 1.1977 0.05441 86 73 9 4
3292 Hon, when do you think I should flip it? 1.1977 0.04912 86 71 13 2
3293 Is there anything vegetable based? We are vegan today. 1.1977 0.04912 86 71 13 2
3294 honey I don't think its breast fed 1.1977 0.04912 86 71 13 2
3295 Yes dear, I did read the instructions. 1.1977 0.04320 86 69 17 0
3296 Pizza? 1.1977 0.04625 86 70 15 1
3297 Maybe we should invite the Jennings for dinner. 1.1977 0.05183 86 72 11 3
3298 What kind of sauce do you want with your McLeg? 1.1977 0.04912 86 71 13 2
3299 You know I don't eat dark meat! 1.1977 0.04912 86 71 13 2
3300 Who said size doesn't matter! 1.1977 0.05183 86 72 11 3
3301 You really have a leg up on the competition dear! 1.1977 0.04912 86 71 13 2
3302 Have you seen the meat thermometer? 1.1977 0.04625 86 70 15 1
3303 Surely this is enough Beyond Meat for opening day, right? 1.1977 0.05441 86 73 9 4
3304 Screwing with me again, aren’t you? 1.1977 0.04625 86 70 15 1
3305 So what if it’s free range and not pastured? 1.1977 0.04625 86 70 15 1
3306 Ready the poop cannons. 1.1977 0.04912 86 71 13 2
3307 This slow-roasted wooly mammoth is going to put us into extinction. 1.1977 0.04912 86 71 13 2
3308 We should've gone to a Paleo restaurant 1.1977 0.05183 86 72 11 3
3309 There's always KFC. 1.1977 0.04912 86 71 13 2
3310 Paleolithic! I said, Paleo... Look, just eat what I kill, okay? 1.1977 0.04625 86 70 15 1
3311 Hard to believe in the old days they used a fire pit. 1.1977 0.04625 86 70 15 1
3312 It was free-range. 1.1977 0.04912 86 71 13 2
3313 No it's not gluten free 1.1977 0.05183 86 72 11 3
3314 We'll be eating at Fridayish this week. 1.1977 0.04320 86 69 17 0
3315 Relax, it will be done in about a week. 1.1977 0.04625 86 70 15 1
3316 Honey, I'm going to need a bigger spatula to flip this Bigfoot. 1.1977 0.04625 86 70 15 1
3317 So, I take it gathering is going well. 1.1977 0.04625 86 70 15 1
3318 Keto say dark meat bad. 1.1977 0.04912 86 71 13 2
3319 Would Tyrannosaurus Rex be good for breakfast? 1.1977 0.05183 86 72 11 3
3320 Tyrannosaurs Rex, left hind leg. 1.1977 0.04912 86 71 13 2
3321 So, would you prefer rare, medium or well-done? 1.1977 0.04625 86 70 15 1
3322 It simply takes eons to cook these damn teratornis rexes! 1.1977 0.04625 86 70 15 1
3323 Yeah, I know you're vegan. What- does this bother you? 1.1977 0.04912 86 71 13 2
3324 Not yet. Internal temperture has to be 165 degrees for poultry. 1.1977 0.04912 86 71 13 2
3325 Did fire come before the grill or did the grill come before fire? 1.1977 0.04912 86 71 13 2
3326 Who wants mega-fauna? 1.1977 0.04912 86 71 13 2
3327 Well, we wouldn't be eating so late if you hadn't waited until sunset to discover fire. 1.1977 0.04625 86 70 15 1
3328 Slow Food pioneer 1.1977 0.04625 86 70 15 1
3329 Hey Hon, got any marshmallows to go with this 1.1977 0.04320 86 69 17 0
3330 Hey Google, how will I know that my brontosaurus legs are cooked? 1.1977 0.04912 86 71 13 2
3331 Honey, what did you expect chicken from KFC tonight! 1.1977 0.04912 86 71 13 2
3332 You won’t even know it’s vegan pterodactyl. 1.1977 0.05183 86 72 11 3
3333 From: A History of Philanthropy 1.1977 0.04625 86 70 15 1
3334 It doesn't count unless you Instagram it, #OGpaleo 1.1977 0.05183 86 72 11 3
3335 Just a hole in the wall kind of restaurant 1.1977 0.04320 86 69 17 0
3336 No Shirley, I didnt get any white meat. 1.1977 0.04912 86 71 13 2
3337 I didn’t think we’d need to worry about genetically engineered poultry for at least another 70-80 millennia. 1.1977 0.04625 86 70 15 1
3338 Next time we’ll shake and bake. 1.1977 0.05183 86 72 11 3
3339 I hope you like your meat rare. 1.1977 0.04625 86 70 15 1
3340 And what will you be having for dinner? 1.1977 0.04912 86 71 13 2
3341 Maybe we went to far with Paleo. 1.1977 0.04625 86 70 15 1
3342 Early proof that men earned their BBQ bragging rights. 1.1977 0.04912 86 71 13 2
3343 Remember, you wanted a new washing machine instead. 1.1954 0.04578 87 71 15 1
3344 I guess it escaped from the genetic research place when the electricity ran out. 1.1954 0.04578 87 71 15 1
3345 We get it. You invented fire. 1.1954 0.04276 87 70 17 0
3346 Hurricane coming. 1.1954 0.05383 87 74 9 4
3347 Wasn't the rest of the tribe supposed to show up and bring the side dishes? 1.1954 0.04861 87 72 13 2
3348 Don't forget to take your cholesterol pill... 1.1954 0.04578 87 71 15 1
3349 Whaddya mean the Grunks are vegan? 1.1954 0.04861 87 72 13 2
3350 Somebody called 'The 21st Century" sent this to our cave. 1.1928 0.04681 83 68 14 1
3351 It’s mastodon, haven’t seen one in forever! Why do you ask? 1.1928 0.04681 83 68 14 1
3352 What? I was serious about this meal prep thing. 1.1928 0.05272 83 70 10 3
3353 I think this fire invention thing is overrated. 1.1928 0.04681 83 68 14 1
3354 What can I say? Everything we eat tastes like chicken. 1.1928 0.04681 83 68 14 1
3355 Hey, you guys want anything once I'm done? 1.1928 0.04356 83 67 16 0
3356 That’ll take forever to cook. We should ordered from CaveDash! 1.1928 0.04985 83 69 12 2
3357 Let’s platter the hors d’oeuvres. This’ll take millennia... 1.1928 0.04356 83 67 16 0
3358 Hay guys, when Charlie said he could give us a drum stick, I has no idea.... This is going to take a while. 1.1928 0.04681 83 68 14 1
3359 I hope you gathered some Tupperware today. 1.1928 0.04985 83 69 12 2
3360 This is the "lite" version. 1.1928 0.04681 83 68 14 1
3361 It wouldn't have fit in a microwave, even if they had invented one 1.1928 0.04681 83 68 14 1
3362 Not in front of the house, Grok! They think I'm the hunter. And I said a THIGH! 1.1928 0.05272 83 70 10 3
3363 That's right. I said no white meat. 1.1928 0.04681 83 68 14 1
3364 I can get used to this Paleo diet. 1.1928 0.05272 83 70 10 3
3365 You like the fire pit? Now, I'll just have to rig up something to keep the leftovers fresh. 1.1928 0.04985 83 69 12 2
3366 grandpa is coming. 1.1928 0.05272 83 70 10 3
3367 Tastes like chicken-sauras 1.1928 0.04681 83 68 14 1
3368 Dinner will be ready in three weeks. 1.1928 0.05272 83 70 10 3
3369 Is that why they call it “impossible?” 1.1928 0.04356 83 67 16 0
3370 You're going to need a bigger grill. 1.1928 0.04681 83 68 14 1
3371 We will wait for the breast 1.1928 0.04985 83 69 12 2
3372 Come, you have to try the ptrerodactyl. 1.1928 0.04356 83 67 16 0
3373 Are we the only ones who like T-Rex rare? 1.1928 0.04681 83 68 14 1
3374 Hormones, we'll go extinct 'cause of them. 1.1928 0.04356 83 67 16 0
3375 This is for me - You get left-overs. 1.1928 0.04681 83 68 14 1
3376 Knute, could you please get this one done before the next Ice Age? 1.1928 0.04356 83 67 16 0
3377 You're ahead of you're time, dear, but your design may need a few revisions 1.1928 0.04681 83 68 14 1
3378 I'll save you guys some gristle. 1.1928 0.05272 83 70 10 3
3379 Roasted Dino leg may take awhile, but we’ll have enough meat for a week. 1.1928 0.04985 83 69 12 2
3380 What is "corn on cob"? 1.1928 0.04681 83 68 14 1
3381 You know Grug doesn't like dark meat. 1.1928 0.04681 83 68 14 1
3382 Who's your daddy? 1.1928 0.04681 83 68 14 1
3383 Not done, family. Miss Sammy and Mr. Nella, next cave, tell me to cook to burnt. 1.1928 0.04681 83 68 14 1
3384 Who told you to put on the vegetables? 1.1928 0.04681 83 68 14 1
3385 It was a really big bird. 1.1928 0.04356 83 67 16 0
3386 Labor Day turns into Labor Night. 1.1928 0.04681 83 68 14 1
3387 Oh,now I realize your Mother is coming for dinner. 1.1928 0.04681 83 68 14 1
3388 Think we're going to need a bigger bbq. 1.1928 0.04681 83 68 14 1
3389 I make chicken leg. 1.1928 0.04356 83 67 16 0
3390 Make sure the internal temperature reaches at least 165° 1.1928 0.04681 83 68 14 1
3391 Who wants chicken? 1.1928 0.05272 83 70 10 3
3392 I told you this new fire-maker is too small. 1.1928 0.04681 83 68 14 1
3393 Pterodactyl drumsticks were on special - no more fighting over who gets the leg. 1.1928 0.04681 83 68 14 1
3394 Everything smells like chicken. 1.1928 0.04356 83 67 16 0
3395 You didn't get any white meat! 1.1928 0.04356 83 67 16 0
3396 The cashier told me that woolly mammoth is in fact fine for my ketogenic diet, Karen. 1.1928 0.04356 83 67 16 0
3397 The breast was too dry. 1.1928 0.04356 83 67 16 0
3398 What's there to be afraid of that beast has only got one leg to stand on....besides, dinner's about ready. 1.1928 0.04681 83 68 14 1
3399 There's some poor big bird out there hopping around on one leg right now and he's all: "What??" 1.1928 0.04681 83 68 14 1
3400 You had to have it well done, didn't you ? 1.1928 0.04985 83 69 12 2
3401 Your Daddy always thinks BIG! 1.1928 0.05272 83 70 10 3
3402 Knock it off! I already told you that Mammoth fil A was closed when I went by!! 1.1928 0.04985 83 69 12 2
3403 Hey, duz this huge fuckin drumstick capture the right note of middle-aged whimsy? 1.1928 0.04985 83 69 12 2
3404 Keep complaining...you’ll get nothing and like it! 1.1928 0.04985 83 69 12 2
3405 Looks like we need a WWWEEEBBBEEERRR! 1.1928 0.04985 83 69 12 2
3406 i'm gonna name it "barbecue" 1.1928 0.04985 83 69 12 2
3407 Maybe you can order a pizza in the meantime. 1.1928 0.04681 83 68 14 1
3408 We'll need a gallon of barbecue sauce. 1.1928 0.05272 83 70 10 3
3409 Technically, it’s still Paleo. 1.1928 0.04985 83 69 12 2
3410 Coal was my only choice! 1.1928 0.05544 83 71 8 4
3411 It’s leg week. 1.1928 0.04356 83 67 16 0
3412 Ok, from now on we go vegan. 1.1928 0.04985 83 69 12 2
3413 This is nothing. You should see the size of the pilgrim's I stole this Thanksgiving turkey leg from. 1.1928 0.04681 83 68 14 1
3414 Yeah well we just discovered fire so I don't think it's fair to blame my bad cooking on the Weber grill. 1.1928 0.05272 83 70 10 3
3415 While I'm cooking can you invent some barbecue sauce? 1.1928 0.04356 83 67 16 0
3416 Alice you know I'm trying to eat fewer legumes. 1.1928 0.04356 83 67 16 0
3417 Babe, you better not have forgotten the bbq sauce this time. 1.1928 0.04681 83 68 14 1
3418 Just give me till the Full Moon to cook it evenly. 1.1928 0.04985 83 69 12 2
3419 Don’t complain about the wait. Our neighbours are still using fire! 1.1928 0.04681 83 68 14 1
3420 It would go quicker if I had my apron! 1.1928 0.04681 83 68 14 1
3421 It's official: I've gone full paleo. 1.1928 0.04681 83 68 14 1
3422 Wait...you wanted the breast? 1.1928 0.04356 83 67 16 0
3423 The smoke flavor is much better since the evolution of fruit trees. 1.1928 0.05272 83 70 10 3
3424 Just because I'm using a charcoal grill, doesn't mean I'm a caveman 1.1928 0.04681 83 68 14 1
3425 Whatever it is, I bet it tastes like chicken. 1.1928 0.04356 83 67 16 0
3426 Supper will be ready in 4 1/2 ages. 1.1928 0.04985 83 69 12 2
3427 Sorry, honey: we can get into the meat of this later. 1.1928 0.04985 83 69 12 2
3428 Yea, I know, its taking longer than usual... 1.1928 0.04681 83 68 14 1
3429 The spinach is getting cold 1.1928 0.04681 83 68 14 1
3430 How my family view me immediately following our 'meat-free Monday' 1.1928 0.04681 83 68 14 1
3431 It’s not that I don’t like what you gathered, I’m just more in the mood for hunted. 1.1928 0.04356 83 67 16 0
3432 ...free range? Maybe I should just braise it inside, honey. 1.1928 0.04356 83 67 16 0
3433 taste like chicken 1.1928 0.04985 83 69 12 2
3434 This is how the mammoths went extinct. 1.1928 0.04356 83 67 16 0
3435 It should be ready by the full moon. 1.1928 0.04681 83 68 14 1
3436 Gotta get a bigger barbecue! 1.1928 0.04985 83 69 12 2
3437 Fire wasn't invented so you could eat more. 1.1928 0.04681 83 68 14 1
3438 We’re gonna need a bigger boat. 1.1928 0.04985 83 69 12 2
3439 Don't worry, it's Impossible Bison 1.1928 0.05272 83 70 10 3
3440 No requests. I only serve this one medium rare. 1.1928 0.04985 83 69 12 2
3441 Hope you`re hungry. We've Gotta eat all this stuff before our freezer melts. 1.1928 0.04356 83 67 16 0
3442 “Got us a dinosaurian turkey leg for suppers this month.” 1.1928 0.04681 83 68 14 1
3443 I told you to get chicken, not wooly mammoth. 1.1928 0.04681 83 68 14 1
3444 The owner of Popeye's got the rest 1.1928 0.04681 83 68 14 1
3445 I CAN'T WAIT FOR SOMEONE TO INVENT THE MEAT THERMOMETER. 1.1928 0.04681 83 68 14 1
3446 Its been on the grill for two moons, I’m pretty sure it’s internal temperature has reached 160 degrees. 1.1928 0.04681 83 68 14 1
3447 No kidding. It tastes just like Mastadon. 1.1928 0.04985 83 69 12 2
3448 How would you all like your leg? Rare medium or well done! 1.1928 0.05272 83 70 10 3
3449 Yeah, but Costco threw in 350 paleo buns to sweeten the deal 1.1928 0.04356 83 67 16 0
3450 Did you remember to grab a bag of Vidalia onions while you were in Costco? 1.1928 0.04985 83 69 12 2
3451 Don't worry about the gravity of the situation--our parents survived without these crazy tools. 1.1928 0.04681 83 68 14 1
3452 Oh, man, is it too late for veggie skewers?? Yeah, huh? 1.1928 0.04681 83 68 14 1
3453 Is that Zilla? 1.1928 0.04681 83 68 14 1
3454 KFC is not making deliveries, I'm having to improvise! 1.1928 0.05272 83 70 10 3
3455 With a little luck, they'll be more interested in Nate's Thunder Sauce than in us. 1.1928 0.04681 83 68 14 1
3456 Rare, Medium Rare or Welldone 1.1928 0.04681 83 68 14 1
3457 I have a leg up on grilling tonight 1.1928 0.04985 83 69 12 2
3458 The supersize was on sale 1.1928 0.05272 83 70 10 3
3459 Dibbs! 1.1928 0.05272 83 70 10 3
3460 Don't go anywhere for three and a half hours.... 1.1928 0.04681 83 68 14 1
3461 Yes, we ARE having Pterodactyl for dinner again! 1.1928 0.04985 83 69 12 2
3462 Well, you did say that it wouldn't fit in the microwave! 1.1928 0.04681 83 68 14 1
3463 It's supposed to be less fattening than brontosaurus patties. 1.1928 0.04356 83 67 16 0
3464 I think this Paleo diet is working. 1.1928 0.04681 83 68 14 1
3465 The man cave did nothing for his ego. 1.1928 0.04356 83 67 16 0
3466 I know, boss, but it takes time to scale up a new technology. 1.1928 0.04681 83 68 14 1
3467 Don't even think about asking for white meat. 1.1928 0.04356 83 67 16 0
3468 Who said "rare"?. turn it over dear 1.1928 0.04681 83 68 14 1
3469 Billy, if you say, “I don’t like dark meat” one more time… 1.1928 0.04681 83 68 14 1
3470 Amazon Prime said just 20 minutes a side. 1.1928 0.04985 83 69 12 2
3471 Wilma, is the other Pterodactyl leg defrosted yet? 1.1928 0.04681 83 68 14 1
3472 You've been grilling all day. Please come back to the man-cave. 1.1928 0.04356 83 67 16 0
3473 Sorry but the white meat just falls off the bone 1.1928 0.04681 83 68 14 1
3474 It's for radical gifting at Burning Man 1.1923 0.04848 78 64 13 1
3475 This is not finger-lickin' good, daddy. 1.1923 0.04848 78 64 13 1
3476 I told you it’ll be a little while longer. 1.1905 0.04931 84 70 12 2
3477 This is why I need a bigger grill. 1.1905 0.04310 84 68 16 0
3478 Should have said breast before I lifted this! 1.1905 0.04310 84 68 16 0
3479 Okay, Texas Bar b que is bigger and better than North Carolina Bar b que. 1.1905 0.04931 84 70 12 2
3480 Saturday are for the boys. 1.1905 0.04631 84 69 14 1
3481 Paleo is getting harder and harder to hew to these days. 1.1905 0.04310 84 68 16 0
3482 I don’t care if he’ll have a limp, this will feed us for a month! 1.1905 0.04931 84 70 12 2
3483 What? Cretaceous Costco only sells in bulk. 1.1905 0.04310 84 68 16 0
3484 Last grill out of the season. Make it worth the effort. 1.1905 0.04631 84 69 14 1
3485 Boy, bring me the tub of barbeque sauce. 1.1905 0.04931 84 70 12 2
3486 I think you were right about buying the regular size representing false economy. 1.1905 0.04931 84 70 12 2
3487 You should've seen the line at Chick-fil-A. 1.1905 0.04310 84 68 16 0
3488 I told you 1000 times not to be stingy with the grill! 1.1905 0.05214 84 71 10 3
3489 Just be thankful a bird this big didn’t eat us for dinner. 1.1905 0.04631 84 69 14 1
3490 What, yesterday's weapon is today's dinner? 1.1905 0.04631 84 69 14 1
3491 Do you want it rare, medium rare, or extinct? 1.1905 0.04631 84 69 14 1
3492 Enjoy! Those who follow will only see a bone and have no idea of the flavor and aroma. 1.1905 0.04631 84 69 14 1
3493 Just forget you called him Tweety Bird. 1.1905 0.04310 84 68 16 0
3494 How do you like your Teratornis cooked? 1.1905 0.04310 84 68 16 0
3495 A sliver should be enough. We’re not Big Foot! 1.1905 0.04931 84 70 12 2
3496 It will be worth the wait 1.1897 0.06250 58 49 7 2
3497 You don’t appreciate the slow virtues of caveman-style. 1.1882 0.04878 85 71 12 2
3498 How do you want it done: rare, medium or well? 1.1882 0.04582 85 70 14 1
3499 Big meat, Pete 1.1882 0.04878 85 71 12 2
3500 I see your looks. Yes, I think we're going to have some leftovers. 1.1882 0.04582 85 70 14 1
3501 Crack me a cold one--grilling a turducken drumstick to perfection can't be rushed. 1.1882 0.04878 85 71 12 2
3502 I don’t care if we are vegetarian we have fire now! 1.1852 0.04685 81 67 13 1
3503 What say you to a piece of fowl and mustard? 1.1852 0.04685 81 67 13 1
3504 This is my keto meal prep for the week. 1.1852 0.04685 81 67 13 1
3505 We should be ready to eat by next Thursday. 1.1852 0.04685 81 67 13 1
3506 It's called a drumstick, whatever that is. 1.1852 0.04685 81 67 13 1
3507 I'm going to need to invent a fork. 1.1852 0.04685 81 67 13 1
3508 I call the leg! 1.1852 0.05003 81 68 11 2
3509 Next, I invent the State Fair 1.1852 0.05003 81 68 11 2
3510 I told you we needed the 48" grill! 1.1852 0.04343 81 66 15 0
3511 Well then you go back to the future and find me something more practical. 1.1852 0.05303 81 69 9 3
3512 Sure, fire is great and all, but you couldn’t have discovered a freezer? 1.1852 0.05003 81 68 11 2
3513 And someday they'll be able to just stand in line at Costco 1.1852 0.04685 81 67 13 1
3514 I really love the grill, but we should have invented fire first. 1.1852 0.04685 81 67 13 1
3515 Honey, the kids only eat white meat! 1.1852 0.04685 81 67 13 1
3516 Frank, this is why I insist we get a joint checking account. 1.1852 0.05003 81 68 11 2
3517 Who wants barbaric-que sauce on theirs? 1.1852 0.04685 81 67 13 1
3518 Barbecue or Teriyaki? 1.1852 0.04685 81 67 13 1
3519 Is that on the Paleo diet? 1.1852 0.04685 81 67 13 1
3520 What, babe? Never heard of intermittent fasting? You can have a bite, but I gotta lose this weight. 1.1852 0.04685 81 67 13 1
3521 They were all out of the sandwiches. 1.1852 0.05003 81 68 11 2
3522 Fire schmire, let's eat. 1.1852 0.04685 81 67 13 1
3523 Who's ready for turkasaur? 1.1852 0.04685 81 67 13 1
3524 It not meat. It plant. It big new thing for cave family. 1.1852 0.04685 81 67 13 1
3525 I told you we should get the quadruple grill. And now the sale is over. 1.1852 0.05003 81 68 11 2
3526 Summer is almost over, this should last through winter. 1.1852 0.04685 81 67 13 1
3527 Yeh, yeh,I know the sun's set already..but YOU, my dear, insisted I cook it "well-done"!! Right, Right? 1.1852 0.04685 81 67 13 1
3528 Me cook mammoth long time. Good. Grill off me will win. 1.1852 0.05003 81 68 11 2
3529 Hey, that was the runt of the litter 1.1852 0.04685 81 67 13 1
3530 I’m not being difficult but it’s suggested cooking time is six hours at 400. 1.1852 0.04685 81 67 13 1
3531 They were having a special on T-Rex at the Costco. 1.1852 0.04685 81 67 13 1
3532 Dad hunts and gathers like a champ. But on the grill...forget it! Looks like we're ordering pizza tonight, kids. 1.1852 0.05303 81 69 9 3
3533 You're glad summer's over? _You're_ glad summer's over? 1.1852 0.05003 81 68 11 2
3534 It was a big chicken. 1.1852 0.05586 81 70 7 4
3535 I know he was your pet pterodactyl, Jimmy, but now he's this month's dinner. 1.1852 0.04685 81 67 13 1
3536 How’s that sallad coming along? 1.1852 0.05003 81 68 11 2
3537 nag nag nag 1.1852 0.05003 81 68 11 2
3538 Look, the family dinner only comes with dark meat. 1.1852 0.04343 81 66 15 0
3539 Now isn't your turn to go gather something? 1.1852 0.04685 81 67 13 1
3540 Who wants cheese on theirs? 1.1852 0.04343 81 66 15 0
3541 Medium rare will have to do" 1.1852 0.05003 81 68 11 2
3542 Creationist propaganda makes good eating! 1.1852 0.04343 81 66 15 0
3543 Well ... I Could Have Shaked And Baked It !!!!! 1.1852 0.04685 81 67 13 1
3544 Sorry,it's just taking a little longer to cook than I expected. 1.1852 0.04685 81 67 13 1
3545 I know it’s late, Karen. I know the kids are hungry, Karen. The ‘Live Like a Caveman’ competition rules never mentioned the food situation. How about some props for packing our pit and this spatula? Think you could do that for me, Karen?!? 1.1852 0.04685 81 67 13 1
3546 Joey, I promised you the leg. Everything else is up for grabs. 1.1852 0.05003 81 68 11 2
3547 I told you I'd be cooking in the Dark! But, you never listen! 1.1852 0.05003 81 68 11 2
3548 Hope there's enough, as I have invited the neighbours over 1.1852 0.04685 81 67 13 1
3549 Now stand back! I saw this thing on the wall in there. They call it 'WEBURNDT'! 1.1852 0.05003 81 68 11 2
3550 I heard that dark meat stays juicier 1.1852 0.05003 81 68 11 2
3551 Believe it or not, it's plant-based. 1.1852 0.05003 81 68 11 2
3552 It's all I could find at Costco. 1.1852 0.05003 81 68 11 2
3553 I thought you'd be more impressed by the grill. 1.1852 0.04685 81 67 13 1
3554 Y’all watching me isn’t going to make it cook by the Neolithic period, ya hear! 1.1852 0.04343 81 66 15 0
3555 Gimme a break, already! The coals wouldn't light! 1.1852 0.04343 81 66 15 0
3556 These Paleo-Tourist Excursions really put you right there! 1.1852 0.05003 81 68 11 2
3557 I would recommend medium rare, slightly pink in the center. 1.1852 0.04685 81 67 13 1
3558 It’s the biggest grill that Cave Depot had in stock. 1.1852 0.04685 81 67 13 1
3559 Dinner’s almost ready...it took me a while to discover fire 1.1852 0.04685 81 67 13 1
3560 We need a bigger grill or smaller turkeys. 1.1852 0.04685 81 67 13 1
3561 It’s called paleo on steroids. 1.1852 0.05003 81 68 11 2
3562 I'm warming up last night's leftovers from the State Fair. 1.1852 0.04685 81 67 13 1
3563 Go next door, and get more charcoal. 1.1852 0.04343 81 66 15 0
3564 The grocery was out of wings 1.1852 0.04685 81 67 13 1
3565 If I hear one more word about white meat, I'll let this roast for another 3 days! 1.1852 0.05003 81 68 11 2
3566 Haven't you heard the saying, "A watched pot never boils!" 1.1852 0.04343 81 66 15 0
3567 KFC 200.000 B.C. 1.1852 0.04685 81 67 13 1
3568 They say it tastes like chicken. 1.1852 0.05003 81 68 11 2
3569 What? The package said 100% organic. 1.1852 0.05003 81 68 11 2
3570 He's a growing boy. 1.1852 0.04685 81 67 13 1
3571 Can you bring the larger flipper? 1.1852 0.04685 81 67 13 1
3572 Think you can do a better job?! It'll be ready when It is ready! 1.1852 0.04685 81 67 13 1
3573 It'd be nice to eat before the next asteroid hits. 1.1852 0.04685 81 67 13 1
3574 The secret is low and slow 1.1852 0.05003 81 68 11 2
3575 Trump finally died. 1.1852 0.05303 81 69 9 3
3576 You think we should invite Frank and Martha and the boys over? This is a lot of food. 1.1852 0.04685 81 67 13 1
3577 Everyone always wants a leg up. 1.1852 0.04343 81 66 15 0
3578 ...but the fire's taking longer than I expected. 1.1852 0.04685 81 67 13 1
3579 I call it, “Renaissance Fare.” 1.1852 0.04685 81 67 13 1
3580 Next time I'll get the wings. 1.1852 0.05003 81 68 11 2
3581 NOW you tell me we're vegetarians? 1.1852 0.04685 81 67 13 1
3582 You always ask why I love shopping at Costco . . . 1.1852 0.05003 81 68 11 2
3583 Maybe we can start our paleo diet next week? 1.1852 0.04685 81 67 13 1
3584 I thought we'd try the "Impossible" drumstick for a change. 1.1852 0.04343 81 66 15 0
3585 Sorry guys-but I did order a wing that you asked for. 1.1852 0.04685 81 67 13 1
3586 I just couldn’t pass up this sale! 1.1852 0.05003 81 68 11 2
3587 I'll get around to inventing Tupperware tomorrow. 1.1852 0.05003 81 68 11 2
3588 Make ours medium rare and hold the ketchup. 1.1852 0.05003 81 68 11 2
3589 We should really go organic. 1.1852 0.05303 81 69 9 3
3590 It looked much smaller at the Supermarket. 1.1852 0.05003 81 68 11 2
3591 When is dinner gonna be ready? Next week??? 1.1852 0.04343 81 66 15 0
3592 So it's not Vegan -- but it was on sale! 1.1852 0.04343 81 66 15 0
3593 But Honey, the drumsticks were on sale. 1.1852 0.04685 81 67 13 1
3594 I told you to get that thing started EARLIER! 1.1852 0.05003 81 68 11 2
3595 What do you want, I'm not Wolfgang Puck 1.1852 0.05003 81 68 11 2
3596 Don't you look at me with that disapproving gatherer's eye!" 1.1852 0.05003 81 68 11 2
3597 I’m making leftovers. 1.1852 0.04685 81 67 13 1
3598 You forgot,my favorite pet, "Dino" is coming for dinner!" 1.1852 0.04685 81 67 13 1
3599 Just five more minutes! 1.1852 0.05003 81 68 11 2
3600 No don't worry honey, I sent Dino to a farm with all his friends. 1.1852 0.04685 81 67 13 1
3601 Damn right it's Impossible Chicken. 1.1852 0.05003 81 68 11 2
3602 Maybe there's a downside to buying in bulk. 1.1829 0.04296 82 67 15 0
3603 Can we just have a little part that is already cooked? 1.1829 0.04296 82 67 15 0
3604 Drum Roll anyone? 1.1829 0.04947 82 69 11 2
3605 Dad! At this rate,the dodo will go extinct before the drumstick is ready! 1.1829 0.04947 82 69 11 2
3606 It’s almost time for the big game! 1.1818 0.04795 77 64 12 1
3607 So what if we have some leftovers and it attracts some vermin? 1.1818 0.04424 77 63 14 0
3608 I asked for a spit, not a spatula. 1.1818 0.05139 77 65 10 2
3609 This isn't working very well. Let's go to Popeyes! 1.1818 0.04424 77 63 14 0
3610 Fire is ok but I’m thinking maybe I can come up with microwave. 1.1795 0.05078 78 66 10 2
3611 You guys remember Manny from Ice Age? 1.1795 0.04739 78 65 12 1
3612 Dad, I take it back your barbecue is way better than Mom's. 1.1795 0.05396 78 67 8 3
3613 Throg! Can you throw a mammoth and a couple saber tooths on the grill? 1.1795 0.04739 78 65 12 1
3614 The Meater says ten minutes. 1.1795 0.05696 78 68 6 4
3615 Yes, honey, I already told you I won’t bite off more than I can chew. 1.1795 0.04739 78 65 12 1
3616 Just you wait. It’s been marinating for 66 million years, you can wait a couple hours more! 1.1795 0.04373 78 64 14 0
3617 You want it off-the-bone tender or not? Go back to bed. 1.1795 0.04739 78 65 12 1
3618 I'm going to make a killing slicing it up for sandwiches. 1.1795 0.04739 78 65 12 1
3619 Larry Daley left it here. 1.1795 0.04739 78 65 12 1
3620 If we were truly domesticated I feel we’d have some dressing choices. 1.1795 0.04373 78 64 14 0
3621 Okay, time to flip!" 1.1795 0.04373 78 64 14 0
3622 Maybe I should try hunting chickens. 1.1795 0.04373 78 64 14 0
3623 Wilma, I need to cook this large one, I invited Barney and Betty over for dinner. 1.1795 0.04373 78 64 14 0
3624 Andy, go ask Mrs. Ookook if she has any horseradish. 1.1795 0.04373 78 64 14 0
3625 Now you tell me you want chicken! 1.1795 0.04739 78 65 12 1
3626 Gronk invents growth hormones 1.1795 0.05078 78 66 10 2
3627 If we're going to live in a cave, we can least eat like man. 1.1795 0.04373 78 64 14 0
3628 They didn't have any more breasts or wings, so this is it. 1.1795 0.04373 78 64 14 0
3629 I don't want to overcook it. 1.1795 0.04373 78 64 14 0
3630 But our fantasy draft is tonight... 1.1795 0.04739 78 65 12 1
3631 I hope your like your pterodactyl on the rare side. 1.1795 0.04739 78 65 12 1
3632 I would have just gone to a Drive Thru but I'm trying to reduce our emissions. 1.1795 0.05078 78 66 10 2
3633 How many more days until it is cooked? 1.1795 0.04373 78 64 14 0
3634 Can someone please pass me the salt? 1.1795 0.04739 78 65 12 1
3635 You should have seen the size of that monster. 1.1795 0.04373 78 64 14 0
3636 We told you we don't like wings. 1.1795 0.04739 78 65 12 1
3637 Ethel, have you been shopping at Costco again? 1.1795 0.05396 78 67 8 3
3638 Swat them before they get on your wings or it could take months to de-human yourself. 1.1795 0.05078 78 66 10 2
3639 What? At least it’s free-range dinosaur! 1.1795 0.04739 78 65 12 1
3640 You can't HANDLE a drumstick! 1.1795 0.04739 78 65 12 1
3641 I thought you we're in charge of the sides. 1.1795 0.04739 78 65 12 1
3642 Just be patient! It's going to take a few minutes to get it up to temperature. 1.1795 0.04373 78 64 14 0
3643 They had a sale at Costco! 1.1795 0.05078 78 66 10 2
3644 Shoulda gotten that big gas range. 1.1795 0.04373 78 64 14 0
3645 I told you to think before you shoot!" 1.1795 0.04373 78 64 14 0
3646 Yeah, pretty good. Yourself? 1.1795 0.04739 78 65 12 1
3647 Come and get it, dinosaur is served. 1.1795 0.04739 78 65 12 1
3648 No second helpings, ... but, crispy and crunchy, just the way the Colonel likes it! 1.1795 0.04739 78 65 12 1
3649 You don't cook woolly mammoth well-done! 1.1795 0.05078 78 66 10 2
3650 In our era it's called the regular diet! 1.1795 0.04739 78 65 12 1
3651 Mehhhh...hungry, schmungry. 1.1795 0.04739 78 65 12 1
3652 You now vegan?! You go gather your own supper. 1.1795 0.04739 78 65 12 1
3653 Mild, hot, or spicy? 1.1795 0.05078 78 66 10 2
3654 Yes, Honey, I made sure the package had the NON-GMO Verified sticker! William Fortune, Lexington, KY 1.1795 0.04373 78 64 14 0
3655 Go grab the barbecue sauce. Hurry! It's in the urn we're saving for Grandpa when he leaves for places unknown. 1.1795 0.04739 78 65 12 1
3656 Am I supposed to be impressed? WHERE'S OUR POPEYE'S?! 1.1795 0.05078 78 66 10 2
3657 We're gonna need more lighter fluid." 1.1795 0.04739 78 65 12 1
3658 Remember, there's salad, too. 1.1795 0.04739 78 65 12 1
3659 Freddie dear, you know I prefer the breast! 1.1795 0.04739 78 65 12 1
3660 I know a gas grill cooks quicker but the hardware store guy said they haven't discovered propane yet. 1.1795 0.04739 78 65 12 1
3661 Sure will be glad when the Chick-Fil-A boycott is over. 1.1795 0.05078 78 66 10 2
3662 Um, cave-husband, I ordered the large drum stick... 1.1795 0.04739 78 65 12 1
3663 We're tired of drumsticks. Let's have wings. 1.1795 0.04739 78 65 12 1
3664 Now you tell me your want breast meat. 1.1795 0.05078 78 66 10 2
3665 How about rare? Is rare good for you? 1.1795 0.04739 78 65 12 1
3666 I know we just had brontosaurus last week 1.1795 0.05078 78 66 10 2
3667 Rare, right? 1.1795 0.04739 78 65 12 1
3668 Okay,who wants the wing? 1.1795 0.05078 78 66 10 2
3669 It's a living! 1.1795 0.05078 78 66 10 2
3670 Sorry it's taking so long to get a fire going. Can you wait until the Paleolithic Era to eat? 1.1795 0.05078 78 66 10 2
3671 They were all out of chicken wings... 1.1795 0.04739 78 65 12 1
3672 Honey, I told you I wasn't pulling your leg... 1.1795 0.04373 78 64 14 0
3673 By the time it's cooked, we'll be living in a pyramid! 1.1795 0.05078 78 66 10 2
3674 Well, Father's Day is coming up. 1.1795 0.04739 78 65 12 1
3675 Guess what I want for my birthday. 1.1795 0.04739 78 65 12 1
3676 If it wasn't for that US trade deal, Brexit could've really sucked. 1.1795 0.05078 78 66 10 2
3677 And you thought inventing fire was difficult 1.1795 0.04739 78 65 12 1
3678 I said five more minutes 1.1795 0.04373 78 64 14 0
3679 Size? Only in America! 1.1795 0.04739 78 65 12 1
3680 Sorry, folks, this is the last one. 1.1795 0.04739 78 65 12 1
3681 Dinner should be ready by the next ice age. 1.1795 0.05078 78 66 10 2
3682 1). I like the charcoal flavor. 2). The gas grill hasn't been invented yet. 1.1795 0.05078 78 66 10 2
3683 I know it's taking a long time but who wants to eat rare Terradactyl? 1.1795 0.04739 78 65 12 1
3684 Berry pickers no have thick juicy thighs. 1.1795 0.04739 78 65 12 1
3685 Yabba dabba doo. 1.1795 0.04739 78 65 12 1
3686 Dinner will be ready in a millennium! 1.1795 0.04373 78 64 14 0
3687 Please bring me the misting bottle of EVOO! 1.1795 0.05078 78 66 10 2
3688 It's not my fault we haven't discovered propane yet. 1.1795 0.05078 78 66 10 2
3689 I'm a vegan only until 6 o'clock. You know that! 1.1795 0.04373 78 64 14 0
3690 It’s almost done. Just give me a millennium. 1.1795 0.04739 78 65 12 1
3691 The mastodon will be done any hour now! 1.1795 0.04373 78 64 14 0
3692 Do you have any barbecue sauce or do I have to invent that too? 1.1795 0.04739 78 65 12 1
3693 Wouldn't it just be easier to get a quick Dino Happy Meal? 1.1795 0.04739 78 65 12 1
3694 If he burns it THIS time, he's on his own for the next Mammoth hunt! 1.1795 0.04373 78 64 14 0
3695 What’s “The big green egg”? 1.1795 0.04373 78 64 14 0
3696 Just wanted to make sure we had enough left-overs for everyone! 1.1795 0.04373 78 64 14 0
3697 Daddy’s binging again 1.1795 0.04739 78 65 12 1
3698 I was thinking the wishbone might make a nice frame for our cave's entryway. 1.1795 0.04739 78 65 12 1
3699 To an internal temperature of 165 degrees. 1.1795 0.05078 78 66 10 2
3700 Honey where we gonna put that Pterodactyl meat? That impending glacier?! 1.1795 0.05078 78 66 10 2
3701 Did you set the cave yet? 1.1795 0.05078 78 66 10 2
3702 Someday there will be one of these on the table at every Passover seder. 1.1795 0.05396 78 67 8 3
3703 Me still working out kinks. It just prototype. 1.1795 0.04739 78 65 12 1
3704 Honey, I think it’s gonna be a little raw on the inside. 1.1795 0.04739 78 65 12 1
3705 How come you only got the leg? 1.1795 0.05078 78 66 10 2
3706 This would be a lot easier if fire was invented 1.1795 0.05078 78 66 10 2
3707 Honey, If you want yours well done... You'll have to hibernate for a month 1.1795 0.04373 78 64 14 0
3708 Stop with the 'I wanted white meat'-it doesn't fit on the grill! 1.1795 0.04739 78 65 12 1
3709 Would one of you get the lid for the BBQ ? 1.1795 0.04739 78 65 12 1
3710 The spatula was from Bed Bath and Beyond, the grill was from Home Depot, the turkey leg was from Costco, and the fire was free from Exciting Adventures. 1.1795 0.05396 78 67 8 3
3711 Don’t worry, it’ll be ready by Christmas! 1.1795 0.05078 78 66 10 2
3712 You said they wanted Dino nuggets. 1.1795 0.04373 78 64 14 0
3713 Who wants a leg piece? 1.1795 0.04739 78 65 12 1
3714 I know, I know, I got ’em at Costco’s discovery of fire sale. 1.1795 0.04739 78 65 12 1
3715 Do you like your dinosaur legs medium, rare or well done? 1.1795 0.04739 78 65 12 1
3716 This wang's 'a sizzlin', fam, no cap. 1.1795 0.04739 78 65 12 1
3717 Hey hon, these hickory briquettes really slow things down. 1.1795 0.04739 78 65 12 1
3718 They were out of white meat. 1.1795 0.04373 78 64 14 0
3719 A bigger barbecue would be great, but let's be realistic. 1.1795 0.05078 78 66 10 2
3720 Get out here with your sling-shots. His mother might come looking for him. 1.1795 0.04739 78 65 12 1
3721 You wanna get sick! It’s gotta get to 180 degrees! 1.1795 0.05078 78 66 10 2
3722 Where are those 13 secret spices? 1.1795 0.04373 78 64 14 0
3723 Vegetarianism is dead. 1.1795 0.04373 78 64 14 0
3724 Sorry, the Colonel was out of white meat! 1.1795 0.04373 78 64 14 0
3725 Avork, bring Daddy a gourd of the frothy, fermenting liquid from the tree stump, please. 1.1795 0.05078 78 66 10 2
3726 No worry kids, it will taste like chicken. 1.1795 0.04373 78 64 14 0
3727 Come in! You're just in time for supper! 1.1795 0.04739 78 65 12 1
3728 You know the kids hate leftovers. 1.1795 0.04373 78 64 14 0
3729 The neighbors got the head. 1.1795 0.05078 78 66 10 2
3730 I know you’re still discovering fire, but I’d really like to use the sous vide next time. 1.1795 0.04739 78 65 12 1
3731 Don't just stand there. Would one of you please bring me the meat thermometer. 1.1795 0.05396 78 67 8 3
3732 Margaret, I finally understood the perfect use for your father. 1.1795 0.05396 78 67 8 3
3733 Whoever thought of this stupid contraption is going the way of the dinosaurs. 1.1795 0.04739 78 65 12 1
3734 You have no idea how hard it was to hunt a chicken of this magnitude. 1.1795 0.04739 78 65 12 1
3735 Fire? No, I think I'll call this "smoke". 1.1795 0.04373 78 64 14 0
3736 It seems Man Weber was far too ahead of his time. 1.1795 0.04739 78 65 12 1
3737 Tyrannosaurus. It tastes like chicken. 1.1795 0.04739 78 65 12 1
3738 Masterchef - S1- Ep1 1.1795 0.05396 78 67 8 3
3739 Not long now. Four or five hours, maybe. 1.1795 0.04739 78 65 12 1
3740 The jerk flipped me the bird. I took it from there... 1.1795 0.04739 78 65 12 1
3741 I'm starting a trend and calling this a back yard barbecue. 1.1795 0.04373 78 64 14 0
3742 Why are you all staring? It's organic 1.1795 0.05078 78 66 10 2
3743 I'm transitioning from paleo to meso-neo. 1.1795 0.05078 78 66 10 2
3744 Hunger Games. 1.1795 0.05396 78 67 8 3
3745 My nutritionist told me to switch to a Paleo diet. 1.1795 0.04739 78 65 12 1
3746 You should have seen the buffalo. 1.1795 0.05078 78 66 10 2
3747 For the last time, mammoths have 4 legs. There’s no need to call it. 1.1795 0.05396 78 67 8 3
3748 Get those salads plated up! 1.1795 0.05396 78 67 8 3
3749 Sorry, Madge. I know you prefer the white meat. 1.1772 0.04324 79 65 14 0
3750 We'll be having leftovers for weeks. 1.1772 0.05018 79 67 10 2
3751 How do you like your brontosaurus? 1.1772 0.04684 79 66 12 1
3752 New world technology with ancient world sustenance is going to take some time 1.1772 0.04324 79 65 14 0
3753 Bill, I specifically asked for pterodactyl wings. 1.1772 0.04684 79 66 12 1
3754 Vegetarian? You never mentioned you were vegetarian. 1.1772 0.05018 79 67 10 2
3755 I think you're going to need a bigger plate 1.1772 0.05018 79 67 10 2
3756 I started early this morning. I guess it was not a great idea to barbecue a pterodactyl leg for Labor Day 1.1772 0.04324 79 65 14 0
3757 I swear it was a fair fight! 1.1772 0.04684 79 66 12 1
3758 So much for not ordering Uber Eats 1.1772 0.04684 79 66 12 1
3759 So how many moons before that's cooked? 1.1711 0.04348 76 63 13 0
3760 OK! Who wants some Moa?! 1.1711 0.04348 76 63 13 0
3761 Now that me discover fire, you need to discover McNuggets. 1.1711 0.04348 76 63 13 0
3762 If we believe in the Paleo-Diet we need more patience. 1.1711 0.04734 76 64 11 1
3763 Next time, I make the trip to Costco. 1.1711 0.04734 76 64 11 1
3764 You asked the butcher for another one!" 1.1711 0.04734 76 64 11 1
3765 My keto dietician said this is healthy. 1.1711 0.04734 76 64 11 1
3766 Who’s ready for a bone-nanza? 1.1711 0.04348 76 63 13 0
3767 The Borks are running late, as usual! 1.1711 0.04734 76 64 11 1
3768 Who wants a drumstick 1.1711 0.05091 76 65 9 2
3769 It's for breakfast tomorrow. Go gather supper. 1.1711 0.05091 76 65 9 2
3770 I know you like white meat better, but it wouldn't fit on the grill. 1.1711 0.04348 76 63 13 0
3771 It only looks and tastes like meat. 1.1711 0.04348 76 63 13 0
3772 Dinner’s ready, come get it before it’s extinct! 1.1711 0.04734 76 64 11 1
3773 Winning the mammoth leg on Neanderthal’s got talent was great. But they could have thrown in a bigger grill. 1.1711 0.05091 76 65 9 2
3774 I swear, you can't find anything GM-free these days. 1.1711 0.04734 76 64 11 1
3775 I don't know why Weber doesn't make a Pterodactyl-sized grill. 1.1711 0.04734 76 64 11 1
3776 I think we're gonna need a bigger gravy boat. 1.1711 0.05091 76 65 9 2
3777 It's getting late. Can I get us McDonalds instead? 1.1711 0.04734 76 64 11 1
3778 No, I don't have any barbecue sauce. Isn't it enough I invented fire ? 1.1711 0.05091 76 65 9 2
3779 Hope y'all brought your appetites because these mammoth vittles are megalithic. 1.1711 0.05425 76 66 7 3
3780 Should we tell him fire hasn’t been invented yet? 1.1711 0.05425 76 66 7 3
3781 We're evolving over here. 1.1711 0.05091 76 65 9 2
3782 We'll need leftovers this winter. 1.1711 0.04734 76 64 11 1
3783 I told you, I took it from the Food Lion. 1.1711 0.05091 76 65 9 2
3784 General Sanders kept the rest. 1.1711 0.04348 76 63 13 0
3785 How much longer, the moon is already up? You're obsession with the perfect BBQ has gone to far. 1.1711 0.05091 76 65 9 2
3786 They also serve who stand and grill. 1.1711 0.05091 76 65 9 2
3787 I got it at Disneyworld. 1.1711 0.04734 76 64 11 1
3788 I found the bone, but the meat is plant base." 1.1711 0.05091 76 65 9 2
3789 What do you mean it won't be a well balanced meal? 1.1711 0.04734 76 64 11 1
3790 How many times do I have to tell you that dark meat takes longer to cook? 1.1711 0.04734 76 64 11 1
3791 you can't profit on fire... but you can with BBQ grills! 1.1711 0.04734 76 64 11 1
3792 How about you go gather me a Big Green Egg next time? 1.1711 0.04348 76 63 13 0
3793 And you said we didn't need the larger grill 1.1711 0.05091 76 65 9 2
3794 I need more flint and dried fungus, or else dinner is going to be really late. 1.1711 0.04734 76 64 11 1
3795 ooga booga Popeyes chicken sandwich booga 1.1711 0.04734 76 64 11 1
3796 A hunk of burning love 1.1711 0.05425 76 66 7 3
3797 The least you could do is bring a serving plate 1.1711 0.04734 76 64 11 1
3798 Go two blocks down and turn right 1.1711 0.04734 76 64 11 1
3799 This isn't the Renaissance Festival...it takes time! 1.1711 0.05091 76 65 9 2
3800 And one day they will sell these in a the ancestor part of a theme park 1.1711 0.05091 76 65 9 2
3801 But hun, I bought it from Walmart pre-roasted. 1.1711 0.04348 76 63 13 0
3802 Did you invite our neighbors to join us? 1.1711 0.04734 76 64 11 1
3803 Yeh, yeh, I'm watching it already! 1.1711 0.05425 76 66 7 3
3804 It just needs to braise for 3 1/2 hours. 1.1711 0.04734 76 64 11 1
3805 Five more minutes, honey. The tarragon is brightening up nicely. 1.1711 0.04734 76 64 11 1
3806 You were right, Margo. Backyard chickens are the way of the future. 1.1711 0.04348 76 63 13 0
3807 Kronk simultaneously slays the last living dinosaur AND invents the Holiday Barbecue. 1.1711 0.05425 76 66 7 3
3808 The fellow said, 'Take a gander.' 1.1711 0.04348 76 63 13 0
3809 Oh right, we not invent fire yet. 1.1711 0.04734 76 64 11 1
3810 Where's the white meat?" My mother was right. "Where's the white meat? 1.1711 0.04734 76 64 11 1
3811 Have a little patience. Dinner will be ready in just 3 more days 1.1711 0.04734 76 64 11 1
3812 I got this far before I remembered that charcoal hasn't been invented yet. 1.1711 0.05091 76 65 9 2
3813 Grog think this not as quick as fire pit. 1.1711 0.04348 76 63 13 0
3814 This spatula definitely leaves something to be desired...! 1.1711 0.04734 76 64 11 1
3815 Should be enough for four with some leftovers for neighbors! 1.1711 0.04348 76 63 13 0
3816 Remember: It has to get to an internal temperature of 165 degrees. 1.1711 0.04734 76 64 11 1
3817 rare or well done for the urchin? 1.1711 0.05091 76 65 9 2
3818 I already told you, I'll let you know when it's done! Don't ask me again.... 1.1711 0.05091 76 65 9 2
3819 Can you bring out the barbecue sauce, darling? 1.1711 0.05091 76 65 9 2
3820 Yes, again! 1.1711 0.05091 76 65 9 2
3821 I think we're going to be having this for breakfast dear. 1.1711 0.04348 76 63 13 0
3822 Tomorrow I’ll cook the rest of the bird 1.1711 0.04734 76 64 11 1
3823 Oh yeah? You can cook better in a she-shed? 1.1711 0.04734 76 64 11 1
3824 Kids make sure you eat everything on your plate, this is the last mammoth. 1.1711 0.04734 76 64 11 1
3825 If a Weber is good enough for Joe Sixpack it's good enough for me. 1.1711 0.05091 76 65 9 2
3826 Honey, you were supposed to us bring home a Brontosaurus breast, not a leg. You know the children won't eat dark meat, it gives then indigestion and too much gas! , 1.1711 0.04734 76 64 11 1
3827 If you had let me buy the deluxe model, we would have eaten already. 1.1711 0.04348 76 63 13 0
3828 Caving in is fine ... but don't chicken out! This is turkey, BTW. 1.1711 0.04734 76 64 11 1
3829 What's your choiceRare..medium or well done 1.1711 0.04734 76 64 11 1
3830 I should have used George Foreman Grill?! Honey, that man won’t be born for another 5000 years! 1.1711 0.04348 76 63 13 0
3831 You guys go in and set the table, this should be ready in about 3 moons. 1.1711 0.04348 76 63 13 0
3832 So, how's that vegan diet working out for ya? 1.1711 0.05091 76 65 9 2
3833 If Big Bird says "B is for Barbecue" you gotta take him at his word! 1.1711 0.04348 76 63 13 0
3834 With luck and a little time this Weber Kettle should devolve. 1.1711 0.04348 76 63 13 0
3835 Colonel said they were out of buckets. 1.1711 0.05091 76 65 9 2
3836 Krogers was sold out of super size, so I had to go to Walmart. 1.1711 0.05091 76 65 9 2
3837 Kids : Is it Thanksgiving yet, dad ? Wife: Looks like you’re setting a Guinness Book BBQ record, love ! Wouldn’t it have been wise to get a case of chilled Guinness beer for the wait ? 1.1711 0.05425 76 66 7 3
3838 Looks like I should have gotten the two for the price of one deal! 1.1711 0.04734 76 64 11 1
3839 I turn my back for a minute and you eat a hole in the stuffing. 1.1711 0.04348 76 63 13 0
3840 When it’s done, it will still taste like chicken. 1.1711 0.05091 76 65 9 2
3841 How would you like your dinosaur leg? The chef recommends raw. 1.1711 0.04348 76 63 13 0
3842 I have been to an enchanted paradise called Sears, where the merchandise is a little disorganized 1.1711 0.04734 76 64 11 1
3843 Ever since the neighbors got that big green kamado you’ve had this huge chip on your shoulders! 1.1711 0.05091 76 65 9 2
3844 Wilma, I'm out of lighter fluid. Warm up the ox cart. 1.1711 0.05091 76 65 9 2
3845 Stop bugging me...it's not done yet! 1.1711 0.04734 76 64 11 1
3846 You want raw or burnt meat? 1.1711 0.04734 76 64 11 1
3847 How long before the chicken is ready? ... and remember, I like it Well Done. 1.1711 0.04734 76 64 11 1
3848 Let's just hope that it doesn't hop over here before it's done. 1.1711 0.04734 76 64 11 1
3849 Looks like your dad finally found some use for the green egg that this bird had laid before daddy speared him! 1.1711 0.04734 76 64 11 1
3850 We’ll need a couple more gallons of BBQ sauce. 1.1711 0.04734 76 64 11 1
3851 Well, I'm SO sorry it doesn't taste as good as your Dad used to make it! 1.1711 0.05091 76 65 9 2
3852 It's been 3 days. 1.1711 0.04734 76 64 11 1
3853 Because this species hasn't evolved wings yet. 1.1711 0.04734 76 64 11 1
3854 I told you to use our electric stove! 1.1711 0.05091 76 65 9 2
3855 I told you those added hormones would become a problem. 1.1711 0.04734 76 64 11 1
3856 Fetch the case of sauce - the breast is almost done too. 1.1711 0.04734 76 64 11 1
3857 The Popeye's rep took the rest of it. 1.1711 0.04348 76 63 13 0
3858 I got the KFC franchise. 1.1711 0.04734 76 64 11 1
3859 Another 10 minutes. It’s only at 155 degrees. 1.1711 0.04734 76 64 11 1
3860 I tell You, this will change our lives, or at least our saturday afternoons! 1.1711 0.04734 76 64 11 1
3861 If you're waiting for white meat, that'll be next week. 1.1711 0.04734 76 64 11 1
3862 For the last time, I’m not asking Thag Thagersen how to start fire. 1.1711 0.04348 76 63 13 0
3863 This will be easier once they invent charcoal. 1.1711 0.05091 76 65 9 2
3864 Hon, it's gonna be a while. That's the last time I hunt Pterodactyl. 1.1711 0.04734 76 64 11 1
3865 Introductory Offer: More to follow if we approve of this! 1.1711 0.04734 76 64 11 1
3866 I told you, no white meat today. 1.1711 0.05091 76 65 9 2
3867 I got it from that mammoth we were all on earlier. 1.1711 0.04348 76 63 13 0
3868 What do you mean you would have preferred chicken breast for dinner? 1.1711 0.04734 76 64 11 1
3869 I'm having the neighbors for barbecue tonight. 1.1711 0.05091 76 65 9 2
3870 We could phone for a pizza. No, wait..." 1.1711 0.04348 76 63 13 0
3871 Also too, they say our jaw lines will become sleeker if we start cooking the food. 1.1711 0.04734 76 64 11 1
3872 Dinner will be ready before the next epoch. 1.1711 0.04734 76 64 11 1
3873 I could only find free range. 1.1711 0.05425 76 66 7 3
3874 I know, I know, say it again, “There he goes, eating with his eyes!” 1.1711 0.04734 76 64 11 1
3875 Well this blended family stuff doesn't work for me either. 1.1711 0.04734 76 64 11 1
3876 Looks like we'll be dining outside tonight. 1.1711 0.04348 76 63 13 0
3877 Don't complain ... I told you we should take a bigger barbecue. 1.1711 0.04734 76 64 11 1
3878 Food is done in three more moons. 1.1711 0.04734 76 64 11 1
3879 Or we could go to McDonald's 1.1711 0.04348 76 63 13 0
3880 WOBBLE , WOBBLE .. ! 1.1711 0.04734 76 64 11 1
3881 I can't cook the whole thing at once 1.1711 0.04734 76 64 11 1
3882 Hold your mammoths! It’s not 135 degrees yet. 1.1711 0.04348 76 63 13 0
3883 These buffalo ones are a bit bigger, huh?! 1.1711 0.04348 76 63 13 0
3884 Drum roll please! 1.1711 0.04734 76 64 11 1
3885 Sorry mother, the man from the stars said “low and slow”. 1.1711 0.04734 76 64 11 1
3886 Of course this isn't Dino. We're not living in the Dark Ages anymore! 1.1711 0.04734 76 64 11 1
3887 I told you not to give that mastodon a name. 1.1711 0.05091 76 65 9 2
3888 So, are you still a committed Vegan? 1.1711 0.05091 76 65 9 2
3889 It's post-apocalypse, nobody cares if we eat meat. 1.1711 0.04348 76 63 13 0
3890 You can never take the BAM! Out of Bam Bam 1.1711 0.05091 76 65 9 2
3891 What do you mean we’re out hickory chip! 1.1711 0.05425 76 66 7 3
3892 I'm testing this recipe for the next state fair. 1.1711 0.04348 76 63 13 0
3893 For the last time, vegan is not an option! 1.1711 0.04348 76 63 13 0
3894 After this, I think we should vegan diet a chance 1.1711 0.04734 76 64 11 1
3895 I’m way ahead of you, guys. 1.1711 0.05425 76 66 7 3
3896 It may be just a drumstick, but the bird was pretty big. 1.1711 0.04734 76 64 11 1
3897 In a few thousand years this will taste like chic ken. 1.1711 0.04734 76 64 11 1
3898 Honey,are the kids okay with leftovers? 1.1711 0.04348 76 63 13 0
3899 How do you like it done? 1.1711 0.04348 76 63 13 0
3900 Three hours until it's grilled "lean" -- You still think cooking it's a great idea? 1.1711 0.04348 76 63 13 0
3901 Check the recipe on the wall and let me know how long it says to cook this. 1.1711 0.04734 76 64 11 1
3902 Are you stealing again? Where did you get the Weber? 1.1711 0.04734 76 64 11 1
3903 No funnel cake? 1.1711 0.04734 76 64 11 1
3904 What?! I needed a midnight snack. Hey, at least it’s Paleo. 1.1711 0.04734 76 64 11 1
3905 I told you we needed a larger grill, Steve. 1.1711 0.04348 76 63 13 0
3906 You should’ve TOLD me you were allergic to pterodactyl! 1.1711 0.05091 76 65 9 2
3907 Don't worry ... he is non-GMO and grass fed. 1.1711 0.04734 76 64 11 1
3908 Ironically, the secret is actually to avoid open flames. 1.1711 0.05091 76 65 9 2
3909 You can have some in the morning. 1.1711 0.04734 76 64 11 1
3910 This might take longer than I thought 1.1711 0.04734 76 64 11 1
3911 I like the white meat. 1.1711 0.04734 76 64 11 1
3912 I want a leg. 1.1711 0.04734 76 64 11 1
3913 They said a Weber could handle anything, even a Ptero drumstick ! 1.1711 0.04348 76 63 13 0
3914 Wife: "What a big bird." Husband: "No, he wont exist until 1969." 1.1711 0.04348 76 63 13 0
3915 Grunt again and you're not going to be having dinner! 1.1711 0.04348 76 63 13 0
3916 Well-Done or Medium-Rare? 1.1711 0.04734 76 64 11 1
3917 Me and the kids prefer white meat. 1.1711 0.04348 76 63 13 0
3918 Elementary, my dear family. 1.1711 0.05091 76 65 9 2
3919 We should cancel with the Greenblatts." 1.1711 0.05091 76 65 9 2
3920 We're expecting some hungry dinosaurs at tomorrow's Creationist Barbecue. 1.1711 0.05091 76 65 9 2
3921 First you finish all your bronto, then you can makes s’mores 1.1711 0.04348 76 63 13 0
3922 I guess we should put the eggs on soon 1.1711 0.04734 76 64 11 1
3923 Gee, that spinach we had last night was dynamite!! 1.1711 0.05091 76 65 9 2
3924 We were number one on the roadkill call list. 1.1711 0.04348 76 63 13 0
3925 And on this day the keto diet was born. 1.1711 0.04734 76 64 11 1
3926 Whadaya mean you don't like dark meat?! 1.1711 0.05091 76 65 9 2
3927 If I start now it'll be done in time for breakfast. Sweet dreams. 1.1711 0.05091 76 65 9 2
3928 This is taking longer than I thought it would. Sorry! 1.1711 0.04348 76 63 13 0
3929 Hey Sheila, do you want another beast on the barbe? The Joneses, are bringing their whole tribe. 1.1711 0.04348 76 63 13 0
3930 You kids and your newfangled technology. 1.1711 0.05091 76 65 9 2
3931 Still no customers. How about we try frying it. 1.1711 0.04734 76 64 11 1
3932 So drum not a flat but is it blue cheese or ranch to go with ? 1.1711 0.05091 76 65 9 2
3933 Jennie says she wants vegan . . . . 1.1711 0.04348 76 63 13 0
3934 You guys can keep your paleo. I'm sticking with keto to be my best self. 1.1711 0.04734 76 64 11 1
3935 Be patient...It has to be thoroughly cooked to destroy any possible salmonella bacteria. 1.1711 0.04348 76 63 13 0
3936 Don't worry, kids, we sent your pet mammoth to live at a farm. 1.1711 0.05739 76 67 5 4
3937 Which part of the woolly mammoth do you want, the drumstick or the genitals? 1.1711 0.04734 76 64 11 1
3938 The recipe said 3 minutes on each side, but I just don't think that it's ready yet. 1.1711 0.04734 76 64 11 1
3939 It's gonna be awhile before this gets up to 160. 1.1711 0.05425 76 66 7 3
3940 No, it's still not ready. 1.1711 0.04348 76 63 13 0
3941 Does it look like we have white meat? 1.1711 0.04348 76 63 13 0
3942 Honey! Make sure you've refrigerated the rest of it! 1.1711 0.04734 76 64 11 1
3943 Ugh. I always tell them it's better well-done. 1.1711 0.04348 76 63 13 0
3944 It's a midnight snack, Glog, not a fire. Go back to bed. 1.1711 0.04734 76 64 11 1
3945 Maybe tomorrow! Would you just leave me alone? 1.1711 0.04734 76 64 11 1
3946 I told you already dear, it’s how you use it that counts! 1.1711 0.04348 76 63 13 0
3947 You want a french fry with this" 1.1711 0.05091 76 65 9 2
3948 Maybe I could turn it more easily with a fork? 1.1711 0.04734 76 64 11 1
3949 I got a discount for buying in bulk. 1.1711 0.05091 76 65 9 2
3950 Brontosaurus take a little longer. 1.1711 0.04348 76 63 13 0
3951 I can't wait to see the breast ! 1.1711 0.04734 76 64 11 1
3952 Don’t worry; it’ll be done in just a few more eons! 1.1711 0.04348 76 63 13 0
3953 Sorry, I forgot you guys are on the Paleo diet... 1.1711 0.04348 76 63 13 0
3954 Wait’ll you see the size of s’mores. 1.1711 0.05091 76 65 9 2
3955 I know you're hungry, but some things take time. 1.1711 0.04734 76 64 11 1
3956 We now are on a paleo diet! 1.1711 0.05091 76 65 9 2
3957 I'll put the rest on after I finish with mine. 1.1711 0.05091 76 65 9 2
3958 Be patient, this piece will take a little longer to cook. 1.1711 0.04734 76 64 11 1
3959 Well, At least we are using metal straws! 1.1711 0.05091 76 65 9 2
3960 Well, if you hadn't taken so long to invent fire we could've eaten by now 1.1711 0.05091 76 65 9 2
3961 It hasn’t yet reached 165 degrees internal temperature. 1.1711 0.04734 76 64 11 1
3962 We need to upgrade our cooking equipment. 1.1711 0.04734 76 64 11 1
3963 Make sure we have enough tupperwares for the rest of the week 1.1711 0.04348 76 63 13 0
3964 I guess I've just had it with Woolly's shedding. 1.1711 0.04348 76 63 13 0
3965 Be patient; after all, I just discovered the barbecue grill. 1.1711 0.04734 76 64 11 1
3966 You're going to need a bigger flipper. 1.1711 0.04734 76 64 11 1
3967 You're totally screwing up our stone-age theme with this iron-age stuff! 1.1711 0.05091 76 65 9 2
3968 When food is life,even in the prehistoric ages. 1.1711 0.04734 76 64 11 1
3969 Sorry, hon, there's only dark meat. The white meat ate Pop-Pop. 1.1711 0.04734 76 64 11 1
3970 Honey . . . you didn't buy the Kingsford, did you? 1.1711 0.04734 76 64 11 1
3971 Honey the Dinosoar will be ready in five minutes. 1.1711 0.04734 76 64 11 1
3972 It'll be the Cretaceous period before this guy's done. 1.1711 0.04348 76 63 13 0
3973 Luckily it was a flightless bird, with high-vitamin dark meat. 1.1711 0.04734 76 64 11 1
3974 Look, it takes a little longer for GMO. 1.1711 0.04734 76 64 11 1
3975 Leave some for us. 1.1711 0.04734 76 64 11 1
3976 You want your T-Rex drumstick well done, don’t you? 1.1711 0.05091 76 65 9 2
3977 It's the wood that makes it good. 1.1688 0.04297 77 64 13 0
3978 Yes honey I do like the patriots. 1.1688 0.05030 77 66 9 2
3979 Who's hungry? 1.1688 0.04297 77 64 13 0
3980 So you didn’t tell dad you’ve gone vegan? 1.1688 0.04678 77 65 11 1
3981 I know he was a cute mastodon. 1.1688 0.04297 77 64 13 0
3982 Sous-vide was gonna take too long. 1.1688 0.05030 77 66 9 2
3983 See if you can find the paprika hon. It should be next to the jar of cloves. 1.1688 0.05030 77 66 9 2
3984 What do you mean extinct " 1.1667 0.04845 72 61 10 1
3985 Does this drumstick make my Weber look small? 1.1644 0.04368 73 61 12 0
3986 I know, I know: 'What about my colonoscopy prep?' 1.1644 0.04784 73 62 10 1
3987 So you're mad because I call your body part just a drum and a stick? 1.1644 0.05166 73 63 8 2
3988 You want a Keto diet, you'll get all the Keto you can handle. 1.1644 0.04368 73 61 12 0
3989 'til by turning, turning we come 'round right 1.1644 0.04784 73 62 10 1
3990 Dinner specialty tonight is Chicken Kiev, flown from Ukraine. 1.1644 0.04784 73 62 10 1
3991 Patients dear,remember you insisted on "Weber" I told you 1.1644 0.04784 73 62 10 1
3992 I can’t decide if I should invent a really Good Bbq sauce or a wheel to roll this grill around.” 1.1644 0.04784 73 62 10 1
3993 I know. Dinosaur hunting is an expensive hobby. But without it I'd spend all of our goatherd on therapy." "At least we woudn't have to eat it. 1.1644 0.05166 73 63 8 2
3994 Yeah, I had to choke the chicken, but you can't beat the meat! 1.1644 0.04784 73 62 10 1
3995 I hope you haven’t invited guests. 1.1644 0.04784 73 62 10 1
3996 After dinner, please clean the cave, wash the kids, and then work towards changing the dominant narrative of the culture for the next million years. 1.1644 0.05166 73 63 8 2
3997 What's the matter, you've never seen a Weber Kettle Grill before? 1.1644 0.04784 73 62 10 1
3998 You see, just as Einstein predicted on Earth; size is relative here too. Isn't it great to have a nice climate to barbecue in again?" 1.1644 0.04784 73 62 10 1
3999 Kids, did you know that carnivorous dinosaurs don't know how to barbeque? 1.1571 0.05242 70 61 7 2
4000 Say hello to fire and goodbye to the Archaeopteryx 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
4001 Y'know I feel a lot healthier since we went Paleo" 1.1538 0.04510 65 55 10 0
4002 Do you want dark meat⏤or dark meat? 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
4003 Can you bring me that last bit of brine, please? 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
4004 Keep asking and I’ll buy a George Foreman. 1.1471 0.04327 68 58 10 0
4005 Family comes first and they will never go to sleep without eating. 1.1471 0.04327 68 58 10 0
4006 Throw another leg on. The Flintstones are coming. I'll make some more coal slaw. 1.1471 0.04327 68 58 10 0
4007 This ought to last us through the winter; or, unless and until junior stops crawling. 1.1471 0.04327 68 58 10 0
4008 I'm going to open franchises 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
4009 Sure you want the four pieces well done? 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
4010 Go ahead and sit down. This is almost done. 1.1471 0.04327 68 58 10 0
4011 The kids want white meat. 1.1471 0.05244 68 60 6 2
4012 It was the largest model grill they had in stock. 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
4013 I told you this grill would be too small. 1.1471 0.04327 68 58 10 0
4014 Now you tell me you want white meat! 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
4015 Chick-Fil-A ran out 1.1471 0.04327 68 58 10 0
4016 This recipe is going to kill at the fair! 1.1471 0.04327 68 58 10 0
4017 More cluck for buck 1.1471 0.04327 68 58 10 0
4018 And the baby will write our songs. 1.1471 0.04327 68 58 10 0
4019 I promise these will be the thing at Ren Faires in about fifty thousand years. 1.1471 0.05244 68 60 6 2
4020 No, I did NOT mean fast food when I said we would have barbecued chicken! 1.1471 0.04327 68 58 10 0
4021 I know that you have always beat to your own drum, but if you dont hurry up and cook that drumstick, I am cooking the next meal and you will have to watch the kids. 1.1471 0.04327 68 58 10 0
4022 Don't worry, honey... it'll be ready before the next ice age 1.1471 0.05244 68 60 6 2
4023 Go back to bed! 1.1471 0.04327 68 58 10 0
4024 Yes,there's enough to invite your mother... 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
4025 Medium well doesn't exist yet. 1.1471 0.04327 68 58 10 0
4026 Damn it, I ran out of BBQ sauce. 1.1471 0.04327 68 58 10 0
4027 It should be ready by the Neolithic. Start thinking about making a salad. 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
4028 But what are you guys going to eat?" Invention of the Dad Joke 1.1471 0.04327 68 58 10 0
4029 Hey, guys! One hickory-smoked turkeysaurus comin’ up! 1.1471 0.04327 68 58 10 0
4030 I know its been 6 hours, meats gonna fall right off the bone I promise. 1.1471 0.04327 68 58 10 0
4031 I should have taken advantage of that Labor Day sale. 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
4032 Our guests are coming in one hour 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
4033 This great. Next I invent the franchise. 1.1471 0.05244 68 60 6 2
4034 It's the smallest they had at Costco. 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
4035 But I want breast meat. 1.1471 0.04327 68 58 10 0
4036 No hurry, it will be ready by noon. 1.1471 0.04327 68 58 10 0
4037 Did you remember to add the rock salt? 1.1471 0.04327 68 58 10 0
4038 Indirect method, shmindirect method, sheesh. 1.1471 0.04327 68 58 10 0
4039 I am not insecure, I just like grilling and the only thing I had was this mammoth thigh. 1.1471 0.04327 68 58 10 0
4040 It's called "charcoal" 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
4041 What temperature” 1.1471 0.04327 68 58 10 0
4042 Dark meat OK with everyone? 1.1471 0.04327 68 58 10 0
4043 We're going to need to invent smaller birds 1.1471 0.04327 68 58 10 0
4044 I hope they’re not expecting a side dish 1.1471 0.05244 68 60 6 2
4045 If this works we can set up The Caveman’s Deli. 1.1471 0.04327 68 58 10 0
4046 But you said "10 minutes" three days ago! 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
4047 I don’t want to hear any more fighting over the drumstick. 1.1471 0.04327 68 58 10 0
4048 Honey, remember to tell our extended family when they get here that they can stay for a month. And I hope they like dragon leg? 1.1471 0.04327 68 58 10 0
4049 A man's meat should exceed his gas. 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
4050 Rare or Medium Rare? 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
4051 I think this will be cooked just fine in the next millenia... 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
4052 I wish we had plates. 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
4053 I hope they aren’t vegan! 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
4054 Fire's a little slow--I'm not comfortable with new technology. 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
4055 No, it’s not organic 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
4056 Let's stick to raw Paleo... 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
4057 Yes we are going vegan - starting tomorrow. 1.1471 0.04327 68 58 10 0
4058 How do you like your woolly mammoth? 1.1471 0.04327 68 58 10 0
4059 “Get the Open Pit honey, but this time let’s try the sauce.” 1.1471 0.04327 68 58 10 0
4060 It's almost done, but it is a very big drumstick. Because it is poultry it has to be cooked to a specific temperature. So be patient . It should only take another half of an hour. 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
4061 There will be plenty for everyone once it's done. 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
4062 Why don't you pop a couple of t v dinners in the microwave, this is going to take forever. 1.1406 0.04380 64 55 9 0
4063 'Sorry, we couldn't carry the rest of the bargain bucket.' 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
4064 Sorry, I know it's past dinner time, but it took too much to defrost it. 1.1406 0.04380 64 55 9 0
4065 No they can't just have cereal. You don't mind a later bedtime do you kids? See. It's fine. 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
4066 Sure, you look at me like I’m the crazy one, but you’ll be sorry when they go extinct 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
4067 Which one of you blew fire on the BBQ to dry it after I washed it? 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
4068 - Family, I got bad news: now, the UN is telling us to eat less meat to combat climate crisis... 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
4069 I know, but this one was only $12.99. 1.1406 0.04380 64 55 9 0
4070 There's npc holding him back since he discovered fire. 1.1406 0.04380 64 55 9 0
4071 Tell Weber we like his invention, but he needs to work on the size thing. 1.1406 0.04380 64 55 9 0
4072 We’ll need a four minute nuke before it’s ready for the table! 1.1406 0.04380 64 55 9 0
4073 Nothing is left in the zoo and this is the last of the elephant ...then we’ll have to see what we can find in the remains of the aquarium. 1.1406 0.04380 64 55 9 0
4074 That will take forever to cook 1.1406 0.05395 64 57 5 2
4075 No Junior! You ate the drumstick last time. 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
4076 I don't think the food will be ready anytime soon 1.1406 0.04380 64 55 9 0
4077 You all got a long wait-this is all mine. 1.1406 0.04380 64 55 9 0
4078 Thag no like white meat anyway. 1.1406 0.04380 64 55 9 0
4079 It may not be manly, but I prefer the George Forman Grill. 1.1406 0.04380 64 55 9 0
4080 Where's the meat thermometer? 1.1406 0.04380 64 55 9 0
4081 When I cook up the rest of the bird we will have the tribe over 1.1406 0.04380 64 55 9 0
4082 Big Green Egg false advertising!! 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
4083 It takes a long time. It'll be ready by breakfast. 1.1406 0.04380 64 55 9 0
4084 I call it The Big Green Leg. 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
4085 Relax, it's gonna be another two days till it's done. 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
4086 It’ll be done by tomorrow. 1.1406 0.04380 64 55 9 0
4087 The stores, selling the barbecues, are not keeping up with what we're grilling. 1.1406 0.04380 64 55 9 0
4088 I swear i was going to leave you guys some leftovers 1.1406 0.04380 64 55 9 0
4089 Dinosaur thigh feast should be ready by morning! 1.1406 0.04380 64 55 9 0
4090 How do you gusy want your pterodactyl leg? Medium? 1.1406 0.04380 64 55 9 0
4091 We all know fast food and drumsticks will never go together. 1.1406 0.04380 64 55 9 0
4092 Where's the Dog? 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
4093 I thought you said the neighbors were coming over! 1.1406 0.04380 64 55 9 0
4094 What did you kids say this dinosaur was? "Dummy thicc"? 1.1406 0.04380 64 55 9 0
4095 Before meeting Wilma, Fred would lecture his Baby Mama and bastard cave kids, claiming Pterodactyl drumsticks were superior to Brontosaurus ribs because they didn't tip the car over... 1.1406 0.04380 64 55 9 0
4096 Soup's on. 1.1406 0.04380 64 55 9 0
4097 We may need a bigger grill for the breast" David Chan, Brookline, M 1.1406 0.04380 64 55 9 0
4098 If you'd let me listen to the game in the house, too, I'd pick smaller things to grill. 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
4099 We only have a few more days until its cooked... 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
4100 Don't worry, it's an Impossible wooly mammoth leg. 1.1406 0.04380 64 55 9 0
4101 THIS DOESN'T WORK. I GUESS I WILL HAVE TO INVENT THE FORK! 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
4102 Really? Gigi's gonna need it well done again? 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
4103 Me try! But no longer vegan! 1.1406 0.04380 64 55 9 0
4104 Sorry this is taking so long. Guess I should have gotten the larger Weber. 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
4105 I know it takes longer this way but you'll love the flavor. 1.1406 0.04380 64 55 9 0
4106 Don’t worry, hon. I got it for free. 1.1406 0.04380 64 55 9 0
4107 I want a wing! I don't like the drumstick. 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
4108 This one will make a good toothpick. 1.1406 0.04380 64 55 9 0
4109 Whichever team wins, gets to eat the losers' mascot 1.1406 0.04380 64 55 9 0
4110 Will someone please invent a "Kiss the Cook" apron? 1.1406 0.04380 64 55 9 0
4111 anyone wanna go clubbing tonight? 1.1406 0.04380 64 55 9 0
4112 Bring the lighter druid. 1.1406 0.04380 64 55 9 0
4113 This will be a big hit at Dinosaur World! 1.1406 0.04380 64 55 9 0
4114 "I know it's been cooking for 2 days, but elephant bird drumsticks take a while 1.1406 0.04380 64 55 9 0
4115 I’ll wheel over the grill when somebody invents that too. 1.1406 0.04380 64 55 9 0
4116 Continuity! Come and get this damn grill off set! 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
4117 Jesus Christ, Frank. This is taking forever." "Who's that? 1.1385 0.05315 65 58 5 2
4118 His mother is where? 1.1385 0.04317 65 56 9 0
4119 They were out of paleo. 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
4120 What happened to the breast? 1.1385 0.04317 65 56 9 0
4121 I gotta make sure it's fully cooked. I wouldn't want you and the kids to get salmonella. 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
4122 I see that beer in your other hand! 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
4123 Dinner will be ready as soon as I discover fire. 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
4124 I got dibs on the drum. 1.1385 0.04317 65 56 9 0
4125 Charcoal takes a little longer but just wait ‘til you taste this bad boy. 1.1385 0.05315 65 58 5 2
4126 If one of you could invent fire, this wouldn't take so long. 1.1385 0.04317 65 56 9 0
4127 Sweetheart this is our balance...bosous 1.1385 0.05315 65 58 5 2
4128 Keto, come in dear, your diet will never catch on. 1.1385 0.04317 65 56 9 0
4129 I have a leg up on the competition. 1.1385 0.04317 65 56 9 0
4130 I'm not sure where you got the bbq, but we could do with something better than a cave. 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
4131 Soon, it had another hour to go when the barbecue timer set. 1.1385 0.04317 65 56 9 0
4132 Don’t just look! Go buy a BIG freezer for the rest of the bird. 1.1385 0.04317 65 56 9 0
4133 Costco. Couldn't resist. (The grill - the drumstick I hunted for as usual) 1.1385 0.04317 65 56 9 0
4134 I asked you not to burrow a hole through the mashed potatoes. 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
4135 Bring out the sriracha aioli - it’s almost ready. 1.1385 0.04317 65 56 9 0
4136 I told him we need a home that can support his huge appetite. 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
4137 Dinner will be awhile! 1.1385 0.04317 65 56 9 0
4138 I don’t care that it hasn’t been invented yet, get me three more. 1.1385 0.05315 65 58 5 2
4139 If you want it done right, quit nagging! 1.1385 0.04317 65 56 9 0
4140 Winning the lottery can often turn into a curse. 1.1385 0.04317 65 56 9 0
4141 It's still in my blood. Before the war, I ran a BBQ show called Project Smoke. 1.1385 0.04317 65 56 9 0
4142 Almost ready ... are we using paper plates and plastic cups again? 1.1385 0.04317 65 56 9 0
4143 Practicing for the Renaissance Faire? 1.1385 0.05315 65 58 5 2
4144 We’ve got a leg up on all of those bastards! 1.1385 0.04317 65 56 9 0
4145 Not my fault everyone wants well done. 1.1385 0.05315 65 58 5 2
4146 It might be carcinogenic, but at least it's Paleo-friendly. 1.1385 0.04317 65 56 9 0
4147 Pterodactyl almost ready, trust me. 1.1385 0.04317 65 56 9 0
4148 Oh, I'm sorry. Do you want some? 1.1385 0.04317 65 56 9 0
4149 What else goes with chicken? 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
4150 Is it my fault that the store already ran out of briquets before Labor Day? 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
4151 The gas grill was too expensive, you said. 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
4152 Family hungry. Me sad. T-rex drumstick big. Fire little. No rain eat seven moons. 1.1385 0.05750 65 59 3 3
4153 First family on record to discover the importance of thawing out, in advance, a large protein meant for a holiday meal. 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
4154 I like to show the Neanderthals how we're living large now. 1.1385 0.04317 65 56 9 0
4155 Now he looks just like, Long John Silver." 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
4156 You should see the size of the wings ! 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
4157 I told you that I brought Rex to you uncle's place. 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
4158 Look you were the one who insisted on Gobiraptor minutus! 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
4159 Don't ask where I got the Weber grill. 1.1385 0.04317 65 56 9 0
4160 Patience! Raw giant mastodon can make you sick. 1.1385 0.04317 65 56 9 0
4161 Nothing beats the original Weber kettle grill with original Kingsford charcoal. 1.1385 0.04317 65 56 9 0
4162 So now you're saying I should have just settled for a chicken? 1.1385 0.04317 65 56 9 0
4163 Set the table. It should be ready in just one more moon. 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
4164 I hope you realize I had to threaten to shoot the clerk to get this drumstick. 1.1385 0.04317 65 56 9 0
4165 Leg of Deep State. 1.1385 0.04317 65 56 9 0
4166 Let's see Popeye's top this! 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
4167 ...but Honey hard to sharpen spear, track beast, kill beast, skin beast, and cook beast to 2 zone barbeque perfection by 8pm seating..." 1.1385 0.04317 65 56 9 0
4168 Last chance it's almost extinct 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
4169 Can ya grab me a fucken VB 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
4170 Honey, we've got about 30,000 years before we have to think about Lent. 1.1385 0.04317 65 56 9 0
4171 I know you like wings Carol but we only have drums. And tell Katie she isn’t getting any extra for playing dog. 1.1385 0.04317 65 56 9 0
4172 You’re not getting a smoked turkey leg like this at some Florida theme park! 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
4173 Sorry there is only this one drumstick - I bet you guys are probably hungry too. 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
4174 They said assorted mutants were great for grilling and half price, so no complaining. 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
4175 Dinner will be ready circa twenty thousand BCE. 1.1385 0.04317 65 56 9 0
4176 It takes longer not being able to use the lid. 1.1385 0.04317 65 56 9 0
4177 You better start growing the cabbage for cole slaw, only four months until it's done. 1.1385 0.04317 65 56 9 0
4178 I told you! You should have started the coals earlier. 1.1385 0.04317 65 56 9 0
4179 Just a few more millennia for the charcoal to fossilize! 1.1385 0.04317 65 56 9 0
4180 Don't look so disapproving. It's on my Paelo Diet. 1.1385 0.04317 65 56 9 0
4181 Hey, we're the Me Too generation. 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
4182 Almost done. Just a few more days. 1.1385 0.04317 65 56 9 0
4183 Fine, I don't even need my tongs. 1.1385 0.04317 65 56 9 0
4184 I've said it once, and I'll say it again, BWW uses too much salt in their pterodactyl wing sauce! 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
4185 Out far, meet in deep. 1.1385 0.04317 65 56 9 0
4186 You didn’t tell me you were ordering takeout!? 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
4187 It just needs 5 more minutes. 1.1385 0.04317 65 56 9 0
4188 You should’ve seen the mastodon that got away. 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
4189 If you want white meat Rita you gotta hunt with me. I can't take down the whole animal by myself! 1.1385 0.04317 65 56 9 0
4190 No, no turn it! Thor pull jingos last time try. 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
4191 Don't be ridiculous. Why would we even consider giving up our Paleo diet? 1.1385 0.05315 65 58 5 2
4192 Bigfoot for dinner! 1.1385 0.04317 65 56 9 0
4193 Shh! I know what I'm doing guys- I'm NOT a caveman! 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
4194 What’s the hold up! 1.1385 0.04317 65 56 9 0
4195 DAD WE WANTED A THIGH 1.1385 0.04317 65 56 9 0
4196 Dear, get ready to put me out in case there is a hellacious flare-up from the grease. 1.1385 0.04317 65 56 9 0
4197 Let's take a selfie and send it to the Colonel! 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
4198 It will be done when it's done! 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
4199 It's an Impossible Drumstick. 1.1385 0.04317 65 56 9 0
4200 We’re all out of propane so I had to go old school. 1.1385 0.04317 65 56 9 0
4201 Just a few more hours. It needs to reach an internal temperature of 160 degrees. 1.1385 0.04317 65 56 9 0
4202 Abel come on out and bring your salad 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
4203 Be patient, honey. It’ll be ready around the end of the next ice age. 1.1385 0.04317 65 56 9 0
4204 Every time I go to the grocery store, they downsize the portions even further for the same pieces of flint. 1.1385 0.04317 65 56 9 0
4205 The Ur family can’t make it? 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
4206 Hey, shouldn't you be inside cleaning the cave, preparing the side dishes, carving some utensils, and lighting some torches before everyone gets here to praise my cooking this feast? 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
4207 I hope you like it REALLY rare. 1.1385 0.04317 65 56 9 0
4208 Just another minute.... 1.1385 0.04317 65 56 9 0
4209 Are you going back for the rest of it? You know we prefer white meat. 1.1385 0.04317 65 56 9 0
4210 You want the dark meat? 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
4211 THIS IS GOING TO TAKE AN ICE AGE TO COOK------ 1.1385 0.04317 65 56 9 0
4212 Sorry, cookingforcavemen.com didn't say it would take this long. 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
4213 Cave dad get big piece of chicken. What you cool for your dinner? 1.1385 0.05315 65 58 5 2
4214 I thought you liked it browned all over. 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
4215 Believe me, someday everybody's going to have a kettle charcoal grill. 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
4216 What can I say? I’m not loving the sous-vide. 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
4217 Yes dear, this is dark meet. 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
4218 Nuggets would have been a lot faster 1.1385 0.05315 65 58 5 2
4219 Weedie, Wanker, Webber: I'm gonna name this thing after one of you. 1.1385 0.05315 65 58 5 2
4220 It'll be done in the shake of a triceratops tail. 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
4221 You don’t like dark meat? Now you tell me. 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
4222 Mog have trouble resisting urge to make meta joke. 1.1385 0.05315 65 58 5 2
4223 What makes you think I didn't purchase the organic chicken? 1.1385 0.04317 65 56 9 0
4224 I wish they didn't grow these trips quite so big. 1.1385 0.04317 65 56 9 0
4225 I told you the Tyrannosaurus legs would be too big for our grill. 1.1385 0.04317 65 56 9 0
4226 Propane just doesn't taste the same... 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
4227 No, Carol. Artificial growth hormones won’t exist for another 100,000 years. 1.1385 0.05315 65 58 5 2
4228 Be patient; I’m following the most current Paleo recipe. 1.1385 0.04842 65 57 7 1
4229 Sorry it's taking so long. Maybe I can invent a lid to put on it for next time. 1.1385 0.04317 65 56 9 0
4230 No, it’s not a sauropod leg. They went extinct 65 million years ago. 1.1385 0.05315 65 58 5 2
4231 I don't care that it just turned Friday; I'm eating this drumstick. 1.1385 0.04317 65 56 9 0
4232 That's our bone of contention!", Helen Rosenbaum, Long Island Cit 1.1373 0.06275 51 46 3 2
4233 What are you having? 1.1186 0.04246 59 52 7 0
4234 So, I’ve discovered this thing called Capitalism... 1.1186 0.04246 59 52 7 0
4235 Yes Stella, I do wish I had gotten a Traeger instead. 1.1186 0.04246 59 52 7 0
4236 This would cook more evenly if it was a chicken-size T-Rex. 1.1186 0.04246 59 52 7 0
4237 If you want fast food, you're going to have to wait a few more millenia. 1.1186 0.04246 59 52 7 0
4238 It’s called paleo and everyone’s doing it. 1.1186 0.04246 59 52 7 0
4239 What do you mean you want a drumstick all to yourself? 1.1186 0.04886 59 53 5 1
4240 What d'ya want from me? Fred Flintstone suggested this method in his latest Mixed Grille advisory! 1.1186 0.04246 59 52 7 0
4241 Any stuffing? 1.1186 0.04246 59 52 7 0
4242 Relax, this should be done in a few weeks. 1.1186 0.04246 59 52 7 0
4243 Perhaps mastadon meat has gone out of vogue in the twentieth century. 1.1186 0.04246 59 52 7 0
4244 Don’t say we’re out of ras el hanout. 1.1186 0.04246 59 52 7 0
4245 Just chicken? 1.1186 0.04886 59 53 5 1
4246 But it's a Weber! 1.1186 0.04246 59 52 7 0
4247 Son, could you go grab the meat thermometer? 1.1186 0.04246 59 52 7 0
4248 It fine. Ug on paleo diet. 1.1186 0.04246 59 52 7 0
4249 It'll be ready tomorrow night so get some Paleo delivered. 1.1186 0.04246 59 52 7 0
4250 Just a little bit longer gang. This one was a mammoth. 1.1186 0.04246 59 52 7 0
4251 Bring out the barrel of BBQ sauce. 1.1186 0.04246 59 52 7 0
4252 Go on back to bed. it won't be ready until the next full moon. Barbara Rives 1.1186 0.04246 59 52 7 0
4253 I know, I know. It's almost ready. Just need like another four to six hours. 1.1186 0.04246 59 52 7 0
4254 It's almost ready. Another three weeks should do it. 1.1186 0.04246 59 52 7 0
4255 I like mine well done. 1.1186 0.04246 59 52 7 0
4256 Don't look at me like that. Our neighbor cave dwellers have one of these, so here WE go. 1.1186 0.04886 59 53 5 1
4257 It's been two days - I told you bigger isn't always better." 1.1186 0.05451 59 54 3 2
4258 Propane? 1.1186 0.04246 59 52 7 0
4259 Hkjjn 1.1186 0.04246 59 52 7 0
4260 Will someone please set the stones? 1.1186 0.04246 59 52 7 0
4261 Moog need microwave, please. 1.1186 0.04246 59 52 7 0
4262 Put the kids to bed—-we’ll have this for breakfast.” ——————————————— (Would caveman say “dear? 1.1186 0.04246 59 52 7 0
4263 So you let your so-called friends leave with the white meat. What's next Grog,an over hang for a home,sleeping on straw floors. That's the most pitiful excuse for a fire I have ever seen. Must have used 1 stick. 1.1186 0.04246 59 52 7 0
4264 Sorry it's taking so long, but the CDC says it has to get up to 165. 1.1186 0.04886 59 53 5 1
4265 Should be medium rare in a couple weeks. 1.1186 0.04886 59 53 5 1
4266 Would you hand me that meat thermometer? 1.1186 0.04246 59 52 7 0
4267 Sorry, honey but all they had left was legs! 1.1186 0.04246 59 52 7 0
4268 Keeping up with the Jones's isn't all it's made out to be. 1.1186 0.04246 59 52 7 0
4269 Will it be done before the Neolithic Period? 1.1186 0.04246 59 52 7 0
4270 What? I was going to share. 1.1186 0.04246 59 52 7 0
4271 I told you 1.1186 0.04246 59 52 7 0
4272 Told you we should have gotten the deluxe model. 1.1186 0.04246 59 52 7 0
4273 Larry recommended I try a mojito lime mammoth rub this week. 1.1186 0.04246 59 52 7 0
4274 Pretty mammoth ham, huh? 1.1186 0.04246 59 52 7 0
4275 Have we invented refrigeration yet? 1.1186 0.04246 59 52 7 0
4276 It's not my fault we didn't invent the microwave oven yet! 1.1186 0.04886 59 53 5 1
4277 My meat huge 1.1186 0.04246 59 52 7 0
4278 I switched to Geico and got more. 1.1186 0.04246 59 52 7 0
4279 Dinner is ready, at least the cooked side is very well seasoned. 1.1186 0.04886 59 53 5 1
4280 Get a bigger stove or stop busting my balls! 1.1071 0.04171 56 50 6 0
4281 I know it’s small but I didn’t think we could finish a big one. 1.1071 0.04171 56 50 6 0
4282 You need to be patient, Thanksgiving is in three month. 1.1071 0.04171 56 50 6 0
4283 I’m trying something new. 1.1071 0.04171 56 50 6 0
4284 Just a few more millennium. 1.1071 0.04887 56 51 4 1
4285 You said we should go on a paleo diet. 1.1071 0.04171 56 50 6 0
4286 This has got to be GMO. 1.1071 0.04171 56 50 6 0
4287 Family want eat? 1.1071 0.04887 56 51 4 1
4288 When will dinner be ready? 1.1071 0.04171 56 50 6 0
4289 I'm sorry, but they were out of white meat. 1.1071 0.04171 56 50 6 0
4290 The first to grab the rock salt gets the charred side! 1.1071 0.04171 56 50 6 0
4291 Dino's at a discount, they're old out now, this was the last one! 1.1071 0.04171 56 50 6 0
4292 Do you want the drumstick or the drumstick? 1.1071 0.04171 56 50 6 0
4293 Its been two days hunny, is dinner ready yet? 1.1071 0.04171 56 50 6 0
4294 I'm practicing for Chopped. 1.1071 0.04171 56 50 6 0
4295 A la Popeye's or Chick-fil-A ? 1.1071 0.04171 56 50 6 0
4296 I’m sorry we’re all out of chicken sandwiches. 1.1071 0.04171 56 50 6 0
4297 Yes! It's Paleo. 1.1071 0.04887 56 51 4 1
4298 It's keto. 1.1071 0.04171 56 50 6 0
4299 Vegans are out of luck tonight! 1.1071 0.04171 56 50 6 0
4300 Will it be done before we go extinct? 1.1071 0.04171 56 50 6 0
4301 What, now you MISS cooking? 1.1071 0.04171 56 50 6 0
4302 The Joneses are having Brontosaurus.... 1.1071 0.04887 56 51 4 1
4303 Some guy in Washington state is forcing these words out of my mouth, again. 1.1071 0.04171 56 50 6 0
4304 Technically, this can't happen because dinosaurs went extinct eons before we humans showed up, but still: it is a tempting fantasy. 1.1071 0.04887 56 51 4 1
4305 Why waste a whole mastodon- everyone just eats the dark meat. 1.1071 0.04171 56 50 6 0
4306 Sorry but all I can figure is the chickens before end times must have been much smaller 1.1071 0.04171 56 50 6 0
4307 How many thousand years before it's done? 1.1071 0.04171 56 50 6 0
4308 I wish he would stop shopping at the big box store. 1.1071 0.04171 56 50 6 0
4309 Sorry, deep fried Twinkies are to your right and three caves down. 1.1071 0.04171 56 50 6 0
4310 This drumstick shall a long time to cook; I hope you are not hungry now! 1.1071 0.04887 56 51 4 1
4311 Now this is my idea of "Stick it to the man"! 1.1071 0.04171 56 50 6 0
4312 This is the pits. 1.1071 0.04171 56 50 6 0
4313 I told you we needed the Mammoth Green Egg. 1.1071 0.04171 56 50 6 0
4314 I don't know what it's doing either, but this feels right. 1.1071 0.04171 56 50 6 0
4315 I know you're hungry, but dinosaur legs take long to cook. 1.1071 0.04887 56 51 4 1
4316 What, we should stock up while they’re still available! 1.1071 0.04171 56 50 6 0
4317 Relax, I found a great deal at Costco. 1.1071 0.04171 56 50 6 0
4318 You should’ve used the microwave. 1.1071 0.04171 56 50 6 0
4319 Worlds first gourmet restaurant 1.1071 0.04887 56 51 4 1
4320 Mmm. That pterodactyl smells yummy! 1.1071 0.04887 56 51 4 1
4321 That's one helluva large turkey! 1.1071 0.04171 56 50 6 0
4322 The turkesausus leg will be ready soon. So be thankful. 1.1071 0.04171 56 50 6 0
4323 when all you know is cook 1.1071 0.04171 56 50 6 0
4324 I definitely don't wanna hear any griping about why there's no white meat. 1.1071 0.04887 56 51 4 1
4325 Sure, whatever, but where the fuck does Pitchfork get off giving Lana Del Ray a 9.4? 1.1071 0.04171 56 50 6 0
4326 We have Dinosaur McNuggets at home! 1.1071 0.04171 56 50 6 0
4327 Got this beauty in the Paleo aisle at Walmart! 1.1071 0.04171 56 50 6 0
4328 i know you don't like drumsticks for a whole month but we don't have a choice until another 100 years 1.1071 0.04171 56 50 6 0
4329 I told you we should get the big one, but nooooo.... 1.1071 0.04171 56 50 6 0
4330 Who wants a thigh bone!?! 1.1071 0.04887 56 51 4 1
4331 Stay away from my Green Egg. 1.1071 0.04171 56 50 6 0
4332 It will be awhile, I’m waiting for fire to be discovered. 1.1071 0.04171 56 50 6 0
4333 Honey, I shrunk the BBQ 1.1071 0.04171 56 50 6 0
4334 Be sure to save some for your brother. 1.1071 0.04171 56 50 6 0
4335 The real problem was inventing the charcoal grill. 1.1071 0.04887 56 51 4 1
4336 I'm trying the Contemporary Diet. 1.1071 0.04171 56 50 6 0
4337 We'll do some canoeing later in the beak. 1.1071 0.04171 56 50 6 0
4338 Medium rare, please! 1.1071 0.04171 56 50 6 0
4339 These GMOs are getting out of hand 1.1071 0.04171 56 50 6 0
4340 Who ordered the mammoth? 1.1071 0.04887 56 51 4 1
4341 Better tone his chef than his dinner. 1.1071 0.04887 56 51 4 1
4342 OK Harland, make mine Original Recipe® 1.1071 0.04171 56 50 6 0
4343 I can’t help it, Trump was hard ass. 1.1071 0.04887 56 51 4 1
4344 Just got the drumstick flipped 1.1071 0.04171 56 50 6 0
4345 Well done or rare? 1.1071 0.04887 56 51 4 1
4346 What?! It’s called communism. Look it up! 1.1071 0.05512 56 52 2 2
4347 But Hon, eating paleo is the rage 1.1071 0.04887 56 51 4 1
4348 Any objections to ‘Binchotan’ white charcoal for tonight’s yakitori?” 1.1071 0.04171 56 50 6 0
4349 I did all the work, so I get to eat it 1.1071 0.04171 56 50 6 0
4350 Test 1.1071 0.04887 56 51 4 1
4351 You know, the word "caveman" is a misnomer. Very few people lived in caves in the pre-agricultural era. Instead, dwellings were usually huts or tents. 1.1071 0.04171 56 50 6 0
4352 No, I didn't save the wishbone for you . . . 1.1071 0.04171 56 50 6 0
4353 Nothing like a Jurassic Park cookout! 1.1071 0.04171 56 50 6 0
4354 When Labor Day BBQ be ready?! Oog still grilling Memorial Day BBQ!! 1.1071 0.04887 56 51 4 1
4355 Who wants medium well? 1.1071 0.04171 56 50 6 0
4356 OOF OWIE OUCH MY GRILL 1.1071 0.04171 56 50 6 0
4357 I know, but they say locavore will be big some day! 1.1071 0.04171 56 50 6 0
4358 It’s veal very tender; smoking makes it last longer 1.1071 0.04171 56 50 6 0
4359 I don't think we're ready for Costco. 1.1071 0.04171 56 50 6 0
4360 What's that, Honey? You wanted white meat? 1.1071 0.04171 56 50 6 0
4361 What will we do with the leftovers? We're alive because the ice age is over and refrigeration hasn't been invented yet. 1.1071 0.04171 56 50 6 0
4362 Please let me know who wants some of this meat I am cooking over the fire. I am certain that it tastes great having cooked it for so long. Don’t just stand there, if you fail to advance you may not get any. 1.1071 0.04887 56 51 4 1
4363 Anyone for medium-rare? 1.1071 0.04171 56 50 6 0
4364 Welcome to the roast of Shaquille O'Neal 1.1071 0.04171 56 50 6 0
4365 How about the Johnsons? Haven’t had them over in a while. 1.1071 0.04171 56 50 6 0
4366 Wonder how long he'd take to cook the *full* thing 1.1071 0.04171 56 50 6 0
4367 Who wants it to go? 1.1071 0.04171 56 50 6 0
4368 The early man gets the prehistoric ham. 1.1071 0.04171 56 50 6 0
4369 Don't rush the cook! 1.1071 0.04171 56 50 6 0
4370 I can feel it, this thing will make men feel important. 1.1071 0.04171 56 50 6 0
4371 Yes, another bag of briquettes, please. It needs about two more days. 1.1071 0.04171 56 50 6 0
4372 Mommy's on the paleo diet this month. 1.1071 0.04171 56 50 6 0
4373 Did you say wanted it rare or extra rare? 1.1071 0.04171 56 50 6 0
4374 Men. I'll bet it will take 40,000 years to get the proportions right. 1.1071 0.04171 56 50 6 0
4375 There’ only enough for one. 1.1071 0.04171 56 50 6 0
4376 Sorry,there isn't enough for anyone else. 1.1071 0.04171 56 50 6 0
4377 We're complying with the weapons ban! After this feast, we're becoming vegans. 1.1071 0.04171 56 50 6 0
4378 It was on special. One super-size drumstick for one small rock. 1.1071 0.04171 56 50 6 0
4379 I got it from last week's cartoon about the dragon. 1.1071 0.04887 56 51 4 1
4380 These new barbies don’t work on Big Bird. 1.1071 0.04171 56 50 6 0
4381 It came with the grill and the spatula. 1.1071 0.04171 56 50 6 0
4382 Episode One of Grillin' and Chillin' Honey, I think you should invite Bobby Flay over. 1.1071 0.04171 56 50 6 0
4383 Did you parboil it first? 1.1071 0.04171 56 50 6 0
4384 Dinner might be late tonight... 1.1071 0.04171 56 50 6 0
4385 Are you sure this will be enough for everyone? 1.1071 0.04171 56 50 6 0
4386 Behold my Weberian exercise of power 1.1071 0.04171 56 50 6 0
4387 If there were books, this would be one for them 1.1071 0.04887 56 51 4 1
4388 It will be ready by son up. 1.1071 0.04171 56 50 6 0
4389 You coulda found a bigger grill at Cave Depot. 1.1071 0.04171 56 50 6 0
4390 Not one word about Hellmann's vs Miracle Whip. 1.1071 0.04171 56 50 6 0
4391 You should've ordered the hot wings. 1.1071 0.04171 56 50 6 0
4392 Remind me not to buy a grill made in China 1.1071 0.04171 56 50 6 0
4393 This is it-unless you want to wait another few million years for chicken fingers." 1.1071 0.04887 56 51 4 1
4394 Should be ready by the time we reach the Mesolithic period" 1.1071 0.04887 56 51 4 1
4395 Are the Jurassic mash potatoes done yet? 1.1071 0.04171 56 50 6 0
4396 Can't you invent a faster fire? 1.1071 0.04171 56 50 6 0
4397 One day the Sanders will be famous ! 1.1071 0.04171 56 50 6 0
4398 It looks like you're both workaholics. 1.1071 0.04171 56 50 6 0
4399 It’s supposed to prevent overcooking. 1.1071 0.04171 56 50 6 0
4400 Listen, we can get you a new pet Mammoth any time, Dorothy. 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
4401 Bradley took the breast! 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
4402 Chickie walk with limp but me no hungry. 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
4403 Speaking of meatier, look up. 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
4404 Uggh. Uggg ug UGGH uggg huggh? 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
4405 Big green egg hatched! 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
4406 What do you mean Meg’s decided to go vegan? 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
4407 Three nights later. 1.0943 0.04867 53 49 3 1
4408 Should be ready soon Dear... 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
4409 Don't worry, I got it at the Impossible valley. 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
4410 'Rotisserie chicken just didn't cut it.' 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
4411 How many days do i have to wait for this meal, said the little guy , death might be sooner than the finished one . Hope we live to be a thousand years . 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
4412 You wanted medium rare, right? 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
4413 No, I will not cook it well done. 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
4414 If you think *this* is big, then you are right 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
4415 Sorry I can't, I'm vegan 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
4416 I don't know what you're having, either but you're right this does look good. 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
4417 Get a bigger grill Bozo 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
4418 We'll cook the wishbone next. 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
4419 Cro Magnon Tech vs Neanderthal U. starts at sunrise 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
4420 The last attempt took only a couple of small fish. 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
4421 This is the best way. Trust me, I googled it. 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
4422 Where's the rest of it papa? 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
4423 Get your mouths ready for some grilled res drumstick. 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
4424 Guys, why don't you hold a caption contest for my amazing meal? 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
4425 I tried door delivery service, but the phone lines were down 1.0943 0.04867 53 49 3 1
4426 It's getting there, Just give me 10 more minutes. 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
4427 You should have seen the horse. 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
4428 Still pretty rare, it'll be another few minutes. 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
4429 Ugga oou eee aa! 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
4430 Be patient with Daddy the Walmart charcoal is not burning very well. 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
4431 GMO’s are crazy, man! Ooogah, ooogah! 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
4432 That's right. Soon to be inducted into the Barbecue Hall of Flame. 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
4433 No, Janet. There was obviously not a larger grill on Amazon Prime. 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
4434 You can't overcook Pterodactyl!. 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
4435 Sorry kids, we don’t have any utensils. 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
4436 It's only comfort food if no one steals it. THAT'S why we barbeque at night. 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
4437 Organic pterodactyl , honey, - good meat. 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
4438 What the hell is thanksgiving? I was hoping we would go shopping! 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
4439 Dinner's going to be a bit late, I'm trying the indirect heat method tonight 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
4440 I told you we should have purchased that fridge for all of the leftovers. 1.0943 0.04867 53 49 3 1
4441 And this, children, is why you never skip leg day. 1.0943 0.04867 53 49 3 1
4442 I told him not to cross the line... 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
4443 I need a bigger spatula. 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
4444 Meet the Flinstones 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
4445 Remember LGBT... Large Gobbler Barbecue Tonight. 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
4446 I call the drumstick. 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
4447 Should be ready by the Cretaceous period. 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
4448 Chick-fil-A and Popeye have new supersize menus. 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
4449 Do you want the leg or the ankle? 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
4450 Good news, there will be some leftovers for the neighbors. Bad news, they'll be petty rare. 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
4451 The is for Sunday 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
4452 What the heck, somebody delivered it to me from the Mayflower. 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
4453 Don't jib at the meat. This might be the last supper we could have. Dinos shall be extinct soon as per the Earth's history. 1.0816 0.04911 49 46 2 1
4454 Honey, I know you wanted to try out your new invention, but it's been three days! We're hungry." 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
4455 Have you ever thought about the gas’s bill before you hunt it? 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
4456 Light or dark meat? 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
4457 Nice, Weber, but next time why don't you invent a way to get to the drive-thru? 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
4458 The drumstick should be ready for breakfast and the wings for dinner tomorrow, 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
4459 It's vegan. 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
4460 yeah yeah yeah ill cook your dinner later this ones for me 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
4461 They had this incredible sale, and - well, Barb, you know how much I love a good mastodon drumstick. 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
4462 When you living life in the U.S while kids starve in Africa 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
4463 Seems like we don't need to go grocery shopping for a long time. 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
4464 Raw or well done? 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
4465 Honey, you know that the FDA strongly suggests that we limit our consumption of red meat. 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
4466 Hey Dad you have been “chopped”, you need to cook low and slow, Gordan Ramsay is he checking us out . He may like your pterodactyl wings with fern aioli! 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
4467 Of course it’s healthy. It’s Paleo! 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
4468 He ordered it on QVC. 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
4469 We'd be having filet minion tonight rather than an over sized, tough chicken leg if only we had supported Paul Karasik' s PATREON effort." 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
4470 This one might take awhile sweetie. Let's have some poop chips and rain water to start things off. 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
4471 Fred Flintstone has insulted me for the last time. I’m going to murder him with a hammer. 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
4472 Didn't you know we prefer the breast? 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
4473 Don't worry, I'm not going to mansplain how to cook. 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
4474 You will really like eating this Moa drumstick., 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
4475 While I'm cooking, be on the lookout for one pissed off 25 foot tall chicken ... 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
4476 OK who wants the drumstrick ? 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
4477 Hey kids, just a few more rotations and we'll capture our monthly stipend. 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
4478 How many times do I have to tell you that we only like the white meat? 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
4479 I just need to discover fire, then it’ll be done in 15 minutes 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
4480 It's taking longer than I thought to finish cooking. Dinosaurs are tougher than I thought. 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
4481 It's because all your big family will only eat dark meat! 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
4482 Where are those aliens when you need them? 1.0800 0.04815 50 47 2 1
4483 I traded the old monster grill for this one. They threw in the T Rex leg. 1.0800 0.04815 50 47 2 1
4484 Don't worry, honey--I rolled it over on my new invention. 1.0800 0.03876 50 46 4 0
4485 2019 A Space Odyssey 1.0800 0.03876 50 46 4 0
4486 Almost done - one more day. Have some sticks to tide you over. 1.0800 0.03876 50 46 4 0
4487 Dinner will be served in a few days. 1.0800 0.03876 50 46 4 0
4488 It's something in the sauce! 1.0800 0.03876 50 46 4 0
4489 I hope you like Rex. They didn't have any racks. 1.0800 0.03876 50 46 4 0
4490 How do you like your Pterodactyl? 1.0800 0.03876 50 46 4 0
4491 phil, im thirsty 1.0800 0.04815 50 47 2 1
4492 Come back! I asked for breast meat. 1.0800 0.03876 50 46 4 0
4493 Anybody else fed up with the Paleo Diet? 1.0800 0.03876 50 46 4 0
4494 No tell no one. This wing from plant protein. 1.0800 0.03876 50 46 4 0
4495 Set the table in half an hour, because this should be ready by then. 1.0800 0.03876 50 46 4 0
4496 No problem! il will be ready within 20,000 years. 1.0800 0.03876 50 46 4 0
4497 If you think big, big things happen. 1.0800 0.03876 50 46 4 0
4498 Great modification, but maybe think bigger. 1.0800 0.03876 50 46 4 0
4499 No, it's leg of mastodon, not mastiff! Only Chinese would eat dog. 1.0800 0.03876 50 46 4 0
4500 I know kids, but think of how much we’ll save on wee wee pads! 1.0455 0.03177 44 42 2 0
4501 Something wants to speak to you about missing a leg. 1.0455 0.03177 44 42 2 0
4502 No trip to the theme park needed for this meal. 1.0455 0.03177 44 42 2 0
4503 Weber Grills: “We’ve been around forevvvverrr!” 1.0455 0.03177 44 42 2 0
4504 I don’t need tongs. 1.0455 0.03177 44 42 2 0
4505 None of this would have happened if you hadn't bartered away the chainsaw to that Cromagnum. 1.0455 0.03177 44 42 2 0
4506 I am just stepping out and may be some time. 1.0455 0.04545 44 43 0 1
4507 Just a few more millenia, kids. 1.0455 0.03177 44 42 2 0
4508 The very true story of how the dinosaurs became very extinct. 1.0455 0.03177 44 42 2 0
4509 Would you like white meat or dark meat or pink meat or red meat? 1.0455 0.03177 44 42 2 0
4510 First Ren Fair 1.0455 0.03177 44 42 2 0
4511 Alright. So what are you guys having for dinner? 1.0455 0.03177 44 42 2 0
4512 look, i can't ... we can't move forward if you won't trust me... i'm not going to fuck it, okay? i promise i won't fuck it. 1.0455 0.03177 44 42 2 0
4513 Do yoyu gusy want som echicken? 1.0455 0.03177 44 42 2 0
4514 Hone, I really need a bigger grill or smaller pterodactyls. 1.0455 0.03177 44 42 2 0
4515 It's not done yet 1.0455 0.03177 44 42 2 0
4516 Instead of standing there staring, go get the kettle of my special BBQ sauce. 1.0455 0.03177 44 42 2 0
4517 No Freddie. You are NOT going to play with this. You have two perfectly good ones and we’re short on food. 1.0455 0.03177 44 42 2 0
4518 Not to worry. We'll save the leftovers until they invent Thanksgiving in another 10,000 years. 1.0455 0.03177 44 42 2 0
4519 Yes, it's gluten free. 1.0455 0.03177 44 42 2 0
4520 You're not hungry?! ... Apparently you're too young to appreciate the culinary care that goes into marinating a wooly mammoth! 1.0455 0.03177 44 42 2 0
4521 I'm sorry Wilma that it's taking so long to cook. That Archeaoteryx was much larger that I thought. It was huge! 1.0455 0.03177 44 42 2 0
4522 Got the recipe from Fred Flintstone. 1.0455 0.03177 44 42 2 0
4523 The caveman climbed to the top of the mountain, lay on a couch and a wiseman sitting in a wingback chair gave him the secret recipe. Completing the Triple Crown of New Yorker cartoon setups. 1.0455 0.03177 44 42 2 0
4524 Impossible? It’s on the grill, isn’t it? 1.0455 0.03177 44 42 2 0
4525 Look! They come in bulk! 1.0455 0.03177 44 42 2 0
4526 I wouldn't expect you to understand, Sharon, just leave me with my big meat. 1.0455 0.03177 44 42 2 0
4527 The good news is the eggshell is geodesic; the bad news is Mike borrowed the spearometer. 1.0455 0.03177 44 42 2 0
4528 "Are you still cooking the T-Rex bone steak? You still need to grill the Bronto burgers. 1.0455 0.03177 44 42 2 0
4529 I couldn’t get you any white meat this time! 1.0455 0.03177 44 42 2 0
4530 Thanks for what? 1.0455 0.03177 44 42 2 0
4531 C 1.0455 0.03177 44 42 2 0
4532 They ran out of organic. 1.0455 0.04545 44 43 0 1
4533 THE CLEAN COAL APPROACH 1.0455 0.04545 44 43 0 1
4534 It was on “Special” at Costco 1.0455 0.03177 44 42 2 0
4535 set the plate 1.0455 0.03177 44 42 2 0
4536 How long is that going to take, I wanted breast meat 1.0455 0.03177 44 42 2 0
4537 Mukluk, go get the kosher salt. 1.0455 0.03177 44 42 2 0
4538 Nobody: Literally nobody: Like really nobody: My dad:*bring home a chicken that doesn’t fit on the grill* 1.0455 0.03177 44 42 2 0
4539 I thought we were gonna Uber Eats tonight. 1.0455 0.03177 44 42 2 0
4540 What? They opened a Walmart down the rock. 1.0455 0.03177 44 42 2 0
4541 We should start a place where people bo to eat. 1.0455 0.03177 44 42 2 0
4542 That better be paleo-friendly. 1.0455 0.03177 44 42 2 0
4543 This dinosaur leg should keep us fed for a month or two. 1.0455 0.03177 44 42 2 0
4544 Plush safe he think… SAMO 1.0455 0.03177 44 42 2 0
4545 Gigantasaurus again? 1.0455 0.03177 44 42 2 0
4546 It's a new Raptor cooking device. Someday, my dears, every cave, and every caveman, will have such device for the holidays. 1.0455 0.03177 44 42 2 0
4547 Maybe you’ll want to get yourself a snack. 1.0455 0.03177 44 42 2 0
4548 I'm afraid we humans haven't kept up with the animals! 1.0455 0.03177 44 42 2 0
4549 What's lighter fluid? 1.0455 0.03177 44 42 2 0
4550 We seem to have run out of veggies. 1.0455 0.03177 44 42 2 0
4551 A microwave is no place for the last of the airborne megafauna, honey. 1.0455 0.03177 44 42 2 0
4552 BC, KFC 1.0455 0.03177 44 42 2 0
4553 I got a great recipe for Pteradactyl soup 1.0455 0.03177 44 42 2 0
4554 And what exactly is a cheeseburger? 1.0455 0.03177 44 42 2 0
4555 Don’t blame me the butcher said it would feed a family of four. 1.0455 0.03177 44 42 2 0
4556 yoooooooooooooo bro check out this THICC ASS THIGH 1.0455 0.03177 44 42 2 0
4557 Wheels are so much more practical than this fire thing. 1.0455 0.03177 44 42 2 0
4558 No, I'm not pulling your leg! 1.0455 0.03177 44 42 2 0
4559 Do you want it burned now or perfectly cooked in four minutes? 1.0455 0.03177 44 42 2 0
4560 For the last time, Barbara -- I'll come back home when you admit that our daughter is old enough to be walking now. 1.0455 0.03177 44 42 2 0
4561 This should be ready by the next millennium I think? 1.0455 0.03177 44 42 2 0
4562 Honey, Junior says he wants white meat. 1.0455 0.03177 44 42 2 0
4563 That idiot all the way over there just had a regular-sized piece of chicken dropped a foot in front of their eyes, briefly obscuring their view of this stove. 1.0455 0.03177 44 42 2 0
4564 Well done that will take all night!1 1.0455 0.03177 44 42 2 0
4565 This paleo diet is going to be the death of me! 1.0455 0.03177 44 42 2 0
4566 This one should last us thru the next Ice Age! 1.0455 0.03177 44 42 2 0
4567 'I'm telling ya, with this whole 'paleo diet' thing I'll fit into my college loincloth in no time!' 1.0455 0.03177 44 42 2 0
4568 DON'T BLAME ME, ITS ALL THAT SPARE THE AIR PHOOEY 1.0455 0.03177 44 42 2 0
4569 I think we'd better invent beer for your father. 1.0455 0.03177 44 42 2 0
4570 It’s the biggest thing since the discovery of fire. 1.0455 0.03177 44 42 2 0
4571 Nice try, but we prefer brontosaurus. 1.0455 0.03177 44 42 2 0
4572 Throw on a veggie wing for your cousin. 1.0455 0.03177 44 42 2 0
4573 I'm going to tartare the breast. 1.0455 0.03177 44 42 2 0
4574 From now on we're strictly non-GMO. 1.0455 0.03177 44 42 2 0
4575 The trick will be taking it to scale. 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
4576 Santa Maria, California Style Bar-B-Que; Two million B.C. 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0
4577 Wings won't be ready for another billion years. 1.0000 0.02817 36 36 0 0