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Name | Value |
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Submission deadline | 2019-09-08T21:13:00.000Z |
Voting started | - |
Voting ended | 2019-09-15T21:16:00.000Z |
Finalists announced | 2019-09-16T21:14:00.000Z |
Magazine(s) announcing finalists issued | September 23, 2019 |
Number of captions | 4578 |
Number of responses | 913555 |
Number of participants | - |
In this table, the "mean" means the empirically measured average funniness score when the "unfunny", "somewhat funny" and "funny" receive a funniness score of 1, 2, 3 respectively. "Precison" is the standard error of the mean, the standard deviation of the mean estimate. With that, a caption with an empirical mean μ and precision σ has true mean in the range [μ - 2σ, μ + 2σ] with 95% probability by the 68-95-99.7 rule assuming the responses are indepedent and identically distributed.
Rank | Caption | Mean | Precision | Total votes | "Unfunny" votes | "Somewhat funny" votes | "Funny" votes |
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0 | You know we could've had eggs for life, right? | 2.0026 | 0.00670 | 12956 | 3755 | 5412 | 3789 |
1 | Like I said yesterday, it's almost done. | 1.9817 | 0.00680 | 12329 | 3630 | 5295 | 3404 |
2 | It’s not a grill problem; it’s a chicken problem. | 1.9349 | 0.00932 | 8529 | 3457 | 2170 | 2902 |
3 | I don't tell you how to gather. | 1.9255 | 0.00727 | 11991 | 4278 | 4328 | 3385 |
4 | Cook time is 15 minutes per pound - Go ahead and plant the potatoes! | 1.9171 | 0.00731 | 12038 | 4412 | 4212 | 3414 |
5 | A simple 'Thank you for inventing fire' would be nice. | 1.9156 | 0.00738 | 11534 | 4153 | 4201 | 3180 |
6 | Of course it's rare - it's almost extinct. | 1.8917 | 0.00833 | 9209 | 3491 | 3224 | 2494 |
7 | It took one million years to discover fire. You can wait another five minutes. | 1.8801 | 0.00746 | 10808 | 3974 | 4156 | 2678 |
8 | I’d invite the neighbors for dinner, but our dinner ate the neighbors. | 1.8779 | 0.00785 | 10389 | 4037 | 3583 | 2769 |
9 | It's the last time I let your father shop at Costco. | 1.8671 | 0.00787 | 10909 | 4510 | 3339 | 3060 |
10 | Of course it's paleo. | 1.8671 | 0.00934 | 7425 | 2961 | 2490 | 1974 |
11 | I'm more curious about where you found the spatula and grill. | 1.8512 | 0.01110 | 5001 | 1967 | 1811 | 1223 |
12 | Well... it's pterodactyl. Tastes like chicken. | 1.8368 | 0.00849 | 8378 | 3323 | 3099 | 1956 |
13 | Quit your complaining, when I was a kid we didnt even have fire. | 1.8324 | 0.00829 | 8877 | 3574 | 3217 | 2086 |
14 | Eat it raw? What are we, neanderthals? | 1.8318 | 0.00873 | 8020 | 3237 | 2895 | 1888 |
15 | We can put the leftovers in the glacier | 1.8074 | 0.01328 | 3375 | 1392 | 1241 | 742 |
16 | You should see the breasts | 1.7792 | 0.01102 | 5309 | 2427 | 1627 | 1255 |
17 | Rare? It is nearly extinct. | 1.7593 | 0.00877 | 7677 | 3415 | 2695 | 1567 |
18 | Wait till you see the egg we’re having in the morning. | 1.7469 | 0.00890 | 7075 | 3103 | 2660 | 1312 |
19 | You're damn right it's free range! | 1.7463 | 0.00934 | 6878 | 3157 | 2309 | 1412 |
20 | No. There is not enough for your mother to come over. | 1.7381 | 0.01721 | 1993 | 917 | 681 | 395 |
21 | I’m calling it the George Beforeman Grill. | 1.7363 | 0.01142 | 4832 | 2326 | 1454 | 1052 |
22 | If you hear a heavy hopping sound, get back into the cave. | 1.7328 | 0.01119 | 4735 | 2204 | 1592 | 939 |
23 | Mark my words, son. The Weber clan will be revered for generations. | 1.7276 | 0.01252 | 3777 | 1772 | 1262 | 743 |
24 | No, Timmy, dinner is not ready yet; why don't you go draw on the wall or something? | 1.7266 | 0.01068 | 4791 | 2143 | 1815 | 833 |
25 | Do I tell you how to gather? | 1.7132 | 0.01168 | 4159 | 1947 | 1458 | 754 |
26 | Everyone OK with dark meat? | 1.6902 | 0.01222 | 3570 | 1676 | 1324 | 570 |
27 | Never shop hungry. | 1.6877 | 0.01269 | 3445 | 1662 | 1197 | 586 |
28 | This is way better than that stupid wheel you got me last year. | 1.6768 | 0.01423 | 2766 | 1366 | 928 | 472 |
29 | I said it was for dinner. I didn't say it was for tonight's dinner. | 1.6707 | 0.01431 | 2484 | 1175 | 952 | 357 |
30 | A Pinot Noir, I think, from the back of the cave. | 1.6679 | 0.01192 | 3842 | 1898 | 1322 | 622 |
31 | 1,000,000 Years B.K.F.C | 1.6668 | 0.01611 | 2242 | 1150 | 689 | 403 |
32 | Trader Joe's was closed, so I went to Costco. | 1.6662 | 0.01095 | 4773 | 2427 | 1512 | 834 |
33 | I'm beginning to think this whole fire thing is a game-changer. | 1.6630 | 0.01480 | 2374 | 1152 | 870 | 352 |
34 | Could someone invent me a beer | 1.6538 | 0.01698 | 1970 | 1018 | 616 | 336 |
35 | This isn't what I thought you meant when you said you'd spend all summer grilling. | 1.6509 | 0.01346 | 2945 | 1479 | 1015 | 451 |
36 | It's one of those "cook once, eat all week" recipes. | 1.6488 | 0.01568 | 1996 | 963 | 771 | 262 |
37 | Before fire, we used to eat earlier. | 1.6412 | 0.01468 | 2352 | 1169 | 858 | 325 |
38 | Of course it's not done, I only discovered fire an hour ago. | 1.6392 | 0.01064 | 4761 | 2452 | 1575 | 734 |
39 | Wait til you see the breast. | 1.6294 | 0.01142 | 4139 | 2169 | 1335 | 635 |
40 | Relax Son. Tonight we all get the drumstick. | 1.6286 | 0.01250 | 3142 | 1571 | 1167 | 404 |
41 | I'm sorry honey but they were all out of wings! | 1.6261 | 0.01754 | 1610 | 812 | 588 | 210 |
42 | It was fast food before I caught it. | 1.6209 | 0.02368 | 997 | 539 | 297 | 161 |
43 | Why don’t you do some drawings on the walls? This’s going to take awhile! | 1.6199 | 0.01132 | 3973 | 2053 | 1377 | 543 |
44 | Don't just stand there. Go gather a salad. | 1.6087 | 0.01587 | 1899 | 971 | 700 | 228 |
45 | I had a coupon. | 1.6083 | 0.01613 | 2073 | 1124 | 637 | 312 |
46 | Dinner will be ready any day now. | 1.6012 | 0.01403 | 2475 | 1293 | 876 | 306 |
47 | I discovered fire, constructed a grill, and killed a pterodactyl - and you want fries? | 1.6003 | 0.02823 | 693 | 385 | 200 | 108 |
48 | Honey, what’s 15 minutes per pound times 2,000? | 1.5987 | 0.01545 | 2088 | 1107 | 712 | 269 |
49 | Actually, it’s tofurodactyl but it tastes just like chicken. | 1.5975 | 0.01359 | 2827 | 1536 | 893 | 398 |
50 | Just because it ate Bob first doesn’t make us cannibals. | 1.5969 | 0.01574 | 2146 | 1177 | 657 | 312 |
51 | You said to get the biggest one they had.” | 1.5930 | 0.01809 | 1548 | 835 | 508 | 205 |
52 | Will you stop crying? Nobody needs a pet that big! | 1.5919 | 0.02498 | 887 | 500 | 249 | 138 |
53 | I hope it's good, it's the last one. | 1.5903 | 0.01507 | 2321 | 1282 | 708 | 331 |
54 | So then Phil says, ‘Of course Paleo is healthy - how do you think I’ve made it to 27?’ | 1.5840 | 0.01523 | 2238 | 1240 | 689 | 309 |
55 | They call it the George Beforeman grill. | 1.5830 | 0.01657 | 1981 | 1124 | 559 | 298 |
56 | Dinner will be ready in three days. | 1.5826 | 0.01554 | 1962 | 1045 | 691 | 226 |
57 | I don't think I invented enough fire. | 1.5696 | 0.01732 | 1766 | 1011 | 504 | 251 |
58 | Put the corn on in 3 weeks. | 1.5635 | 0.02649 | 701 | 392 | 223 | 86 |
59 | If you want it rare, we can eat tomorrow, otherwise we're looking at sometime next week. | 1.5628 | 0.01720 | 1601 | 882 | 537 | 182 |
60 | It’s a T. Rex, but it tastes just like chicken. | 1.5600 | 0.02349 | 866 | 481 | 285 | 100 |
61 | You scoff now. But millions of men will emulate me. | 1.5551 | 0.01894 | 1380 | 785 | 424 | 171 |
62 | Laugh now, but trust me, supersizing is the future. | 1.5544 | 0.01974 | 1259 | 714 | 392 | 153 |
63 | Because I'm waiting for that little red thing to pop out. | 1.5533 | 0.01924 | 1370 | 790 | 402 | 178 |
64 | You said two days on each side, right? | 1.5502 | 0.01784 | 1414 | 779 | 492 | 143 |
65 | We’ll be extinct by the time this is done cooking | 1.5495 | 0.02657 | 697 | 399 | 213 | 85 |
66 | How much longer? I have no idea. We haven’t invented time yet. | 1.5471 | 0.02154 | 1029 | 584 | 327 | 118 |
67 | Someone go gather a salad. | 1.5430 | 0.02642 | 639 | 355 | 221 | 63 |
68 | Big Bird? I haven't seen him. | 1.5366 | 0.02175 | 1066 | 630 | 300 | 136 |
69 | Well if you'd taken the chicken out of the glacier before I got home like I asked we wouldn't have this problem. | 1.5360 | 0.02071 | 1181 | 700 | 329 | 152 |
70 | I'm telling you this for the last time. Your pet Dino ran away. Now who wants dark meat? | 1.5335 | 0.02125 | 1121 | 667 | 310 | 144 |
71 | Why don't one of you go inside and invent me an ice cold beer. | 1.5329 | 0.02080 | 1169 | 696 | 323 | 150 |
72 | Even better, we now have a lifetime supply of feathers to sleep on. | 1.5324 | 0.02085 | 1048 | 598 | 342 | 108 |
73 | Honey, now the kids say they prefer the wing. | 1.5310 | 0.01983 | 1160 | 664 | 376 | 120 |
74 | There's starving Neanderthal kids who would love to have brontosaurus every night. | 1.5310 | 0.02007 | 1066 | 596 | 374 | 96 |
75 | Hunters: 1, Gatherers: 0. Just sayin'. | 1.5302 | 0.02153 | 1026 | 598 | 312 | 116 |
76 | COSTCO. I had to buy 6 of 'em. | 1.5300 | 0.02190 | 1085 | 657 | 281 | 147 |
77 | Come and get it, before its mate comes and gets us. | 1.5276 | 0.02113 | 1050 | 611 | 324 | 115 |
78 | Maybe you SHOULD have married a gatherer. | 1.5220 | 0.02200 | 954 | 557 | 296 | 101 |
79 | Dinner won't be ready until the late Pleistocene. | 1.5215 | 0.02174 | 999 | 589 | 299 | 111 |
80 | Hand me the big platter. | 1.5215 | 0.02233 | 955 | 565 | 282 | 108 |
81 | Change of plans. Nuts and berries for dinner, big breakfast tomorrow. | 1.5211 | 0.02177 | 971 | 567 | 302 | 102 |
82 | The butcher was having an extinction sale. | 1.5207 | 0.02250 | 989 | 598 | 267 | 124 |
83 | No, I rather not invite them ... all this yabadabadoo really gets on my nerves | 1.5205 | 0.02335 | 926 | 562 | 246 | 118 |
84 | And tomorrow we'll have Pteridactyl Tetrazzini, Friday Pteridactyl Sandwiches with cranberry sauce, Saturday we'll make soup from the carcass.... | 1.5196 | 0.02187 | 997 | 592 | 292 | 113 |
85 | We have A1 sauce, since that’s the only letter and number we’ve invented. | 1.5186 | 0.02293 | 916 | 547 | 263 | 106 |
86 | If you need a birthday gifts idea, I could use a bigger grill. | 1.5149 | 0.02182 | 938 | 547 | 299 | 92 |
87 | Yes! I shoulda started the coals sooner!! Thank you!!! | 1.5127 | 0.02261 | 948 | 573 | 264 | 111 |
88 | What? Pterodactyl again? | 1.5104 | 0.02384 | 864 | 527 | 233 | 104 |
89 | I told you we didn’t need the 8 piece bucket | 1.5095 | 0.02320 | 891 | 539 | 250 | 102 |
90 | Now you tell me you're vegan? | 1.5067 | 0.03111 | 521 | 323 | 132 | 66 |
91 | You should have let me buy the bigger grill. | 1.5055 | 0.02377 | 825 | 497 | 239 | 89 |
92 | Whaddya say we post a drawing of tonight's dinner on Cavewall? | 1.5025 | 0.02347 | 806 | 479 | 249 | 78 |
93 | When I invent the wheel, we can do it rotisserie-style. | 1.5014 | 0.02538 | 718 | 434 | 208 | 76 |
94 | Careful. He's still getting around okay with one leg. | 1.5013 | 0.02451 | 768 | 464 | 223 | 81 |
95 | Now is not a good time to tell me you're vegan. | 1.5000 | 0.02406 | 800 | 485 | 230 | 85 |
96 | Well if you’d have let me have the Grill-Monster Delux I wanted, we’d all be eating by now! | 1.4981 | 0.02438 | 777 | 472 | 223 | 82 |
97 | The grill looked bigger on cavebook! | 1.4975 | 0.02410 | 792 | 481 | 228 | 83 |
98 | No, let's grill the whole thing," you said | 1.4968 | 0.02383 | 783 | 470 | 237 | 76 |
99 | I’m on my last leg. | 1.4949 | 0.02613 | 687 | 422 | 190 | 75 |
100 | No, it is not a dinosaur leg! For the thousandth time, we did not live during the same time period they did. | 1.4933 | 0.02669 | 673 | 418 | 178 | 77 |
101 | The kids say they want hot dogs! | 1.4904 | 0.02660 | 679 | 424 | 177 | 78 |
102 | Are you OK if it’s a little rare? | 1.4893 | 0.02466 | 699 | 418 | 220 | 61 |
103 | Keep an eye out for her mother | 1.4876 | 0.02538 | 687 | 418 | 203 | 66 |
104 | Well honey, he's overcompensating—I'll explain it when you're older. | 1.4862 | 0.02665 | 654 | 406 | 178 | 70 |
105 | Go marry a gatherer then, why don't ya Linda? | 1.4857 | 0.02667 | 665 | 416 | 175 | 74 |
106 | Almost done! Go get the other one. | 1.4845 | 0.02734 | 611 | 378 | 170 | 63 |
107 | He's big, has three legs, and is really, really angry. | 1.4798 | 0.02861 | 544 | 336 | 155 | 53 |
108 | Why are you looking at me like that? My doctor said I could have one piece of meat a day. | 1.4788 | 0.02615 | 637 | 391 | 187 | 59 |
109 | By the time that’s ready, we’ll be extinct. | 1.4777 | 0.02660 | 628 | 389 | 178 | 61 |
110 | You standing there won’t make it cook any faster! | 1.4749 | 0.02714 | 617 | 387 | 167 | 63 |
111 | Two kids, one drumstick? What were you thinking? | 1.4730 | 0.02749 | 575 | 356 | 166 | 53 |
112 | I told you not to name it. | 1.4716 | 0.02803 | 581 | 367 | 154 | 60 |
113 | Remind me to turn it over next Tuesday. | 1.4713 | 0.02737 | 575 | 356 | 167 | 52 |
114 | Maybe we should go ahead with the salad. | 1.4677 | 0.02732 | 573 | 356 | 166 | 51 |
115 | Should I tell the Smiths we're pushing dinner back a moon cycle? | 1.4660 | 0.02972 | 500 | 315 | 137 | 48 |
116 | I invented fire—I think I know when it's done. | 1.4660 | 0.02999 | 500 | 317 | 133 | 50 |
117 | I just invented leftovers. | 1.4654 | 0.02864 | 520 | 324 | 150 | 46 |
118 | What? It's not like they're going extinct. | 1.4650 | 0.02904 | 529 | 335 | 142 | 52 |
119 | Trust me...there'll be plenty of rare. | 1.4650 | 0.02799 | 557 | 350 | 155 | 52 |
120 | You want fast? Or you want good? | 1.4647 | 0.02682 | 538 | 325 | 176 | 37 |
121 | Rare? Yes...damn near extinct. | 1.4640 | 0.02871 | 528 | 332 | 147 | 49 |
122 | Maybe go ahead and start on the potato salad. | 1.4636 | 0.02869 | 522 | 327 | 148 | 47 |
123 | I told you we needed a bigger grill. | 1.4617 | 0.02831 | 535 | 336 | 151 | 48 |
124 | You're going to want to petroglyph this. | 1.4606 | 0.02937 | 508 | 322 | 138 | 48 |
125 | They were out of Dodo | 1.4606 | 0.02895 | 495 | 308 | 146 | 41 |
126 | For the last time, it is NOT Big Bird. | 1.4602 | 0.02919 | 528 | 338 | 137 | 53 |
127 | Yes. It was grass-fed. | 1.4600 | 0.02968 | 513 | 329 | 132 | 52 |
128 | Original or Crispy ? | 1.4600 | 0.02930 | 513 | 326 | 138 | 49 |
129 | These Weber grills work so much better since we discovered fire. | 1.4598 | 0.02944 | 522 | 335 | 134 | 53 |
130 | Yes, I cleaned the grill first. | 1.4587 | 0.02935 | 521 | 334 | 135 | 52 |
131 | I don't know where Mr. Fluffles went. Maybe he went to live with the other mammoths upstate. | 1.4586 | 0.03102 | 471 | 303 | 120 | 48 |
132 | Yes, I already applied the rub. What do you think I am, a Neanderthal? | 1.4571 | 0.03027 | 490 | 315 | 126 | 49 |
133 | They say it tastes just like chicken. Whatever that is. | 1.4565 | 0.02877 | 506 | 318 | 145 | 43 |
134 | We're gonna need the big buns. | 1.4562 | 0.02988 | 502 | 323 | 129 | 50 |
135 | I’m sick of Paleo, we’re doing Precambrian tonight. | 1.4558 | 0.02992 | 498 | 320 | 129 | 49 |
136 | It was on sale. | 1.4549 | 0.03065 | 466 | 298 | 124 | 44 |
137 | Let's eat before its mother comes back. | 1.4547 | 0.03081 | 453 | 288 | 124 | 41 |
138 | I can't wait for the knife to be invented. | 1.4536 | 0.02972 | 496 | 318 | 131 | 47 |
139 | Just wait until you see the eggs at breakfast | 1.4536 | 0.02903 | 496 | 313 | 141 | 42 |
140 | No, there's not enough to invite your mother over. | 1.4536 | 0.02972 | 496 | 318 | 131 | 47 |
141 | Let’s all agree to never talk about what we saw today | 1.4532 | 0.03119 | 470 | 306 | 115 | 49 |
142 | There's never an active volcano around when you need one. | 1.4517 | 0.03039 | 487 | 316 | 122 | 49 |
143 | It's T-Rex/Mex | 1.4515 | 0.02905 | 485 | 305 | 141 | 39 |
144 | If you wanted to eat at 6 every night, you should have married your fancy pants "gatherer" boyfriend! | 1.4514 | 0.03135 | 432 | 275 | 119 | 38 |
145 | Might need a little help flipping this. | 1.4508 | 0.02965 | 457 | 286 | 136 | 35 |
146 | You want it Cretaceous Style or Honey Jurassic? | 1.4501 | 0.03070 | 471 | 305 | 120 | 46 |
147 | This is a hard meal to balance. | 1.4501 | 0.03241 | 471 | 317 | 96 | 58 |
148 | I forget. Do I turn it once a week or once a month? | 1.4500 | 0.03014 | 460 | 292 | 129 | 39 |
149 | I need you to do some foraging—for exactly 11 herbs and spices. | 1.4500 | 0.02940 | 480 | 304 | 136 | 40 |
150 | Yes, I am sure it is grass-fed! | 1.4500 | 0.02970 | 480 | 306 | 132 | 42 |
151 | Not so bad. The hard part was getting the charcoal. | 1.4500 | 0.02896 | 480 | 301 | 142 | 37 |
152 | Your dad is just excited about discovering fire. Be patient with him. | 1.4491 | 0.03019 | 452 | 286 | 129 | 37 |
153 | Does anyone else hear something hopping this way? | 1.4481 | 0.03263 | 395 | 252 | 109 | 34 |
154 | What do you mean, they are not coming? I just cooked for twelve! | 1.4478 | 0.02879 | 469 | 292 | 144 | 33 |
155 | Now would be a good time to start gathering side dishes. | 1.4469 | 0.02848 | 461 | 284 | 148 | 29 |
156 | Look I was fine with raw, YOU wanted barbecue! | 1.4462 | 0.02928 | 446 | 277 | 139 | 30 |
157 | So, do a wall painting in the meantime. | 1.4457 | 0.03039 | 451 | 288 | 125 | 38 |
158 | Sweetie, could you bring me the basting broom? | 1.4457 | 0.02917 | 460 | 288 | 139 | 33 |
159 | Well, whatever it was, it's extinct now | 1.4453 | 0.03298 | 402 | 261 | 103 | 38 |
160 | Raw or medium raw? | 1.4449 | 0.03056 | 454 | 292 | 122 | 40 |
161 | We're still not inviting your mother over. | 1.4444 | 0.03217 | 450 | 299 | 102 | 49 |
162 | Dinner will be ready in two weeks. | 1.4444 | 0.03010 | 450 | 286 | 128 | 36 |
163 | How much longer? The kids are evolving into vegans. | 1.4434 | 0.03180 | 442 | 290 | 108 | 44 |
164 | Let's eat dessert first | 1.4417 | 0.03239 | 412 | 268 | 106 | 38 |
165 | Paleo again ? | 1.4413 | 0.03258 | 392 | 252 | 107 | 33 |
166 | Don’t look now, but there’s a very angry one-legged pterodactyl headed this way. | 1.4393 | 0.03237 | 412 | 269 | 105 | 38 |
167 | Well, you know, I had to invent fire first. | 1.4376 | 0.03022 | 425 | 269 | 126 | 30 |
168 | The doc says on this paleo diet, we could easily live to be thirty, maybe thirty-two years old! | 1.4375 | 0.03123 | 416 | 267 | 116 | 33 |
169 | I’m calling it barbecue. Trust me. It’s going to be a thing someday. | 1.4374 | 0.03123 | 423 | 273 | 115 | 35 |
170 | They’ll have to call him Big Foot instead of Big Feet now! | 1.4369 | 0.03309 | 412 | 274 | 96 | 42 |
171 | And you said it wouldn’t fit... | 1.4368 | 0.03198 | 419 | 274 | 107 | 38 |
172 | One more day and it'll fall off the bone. | 1.4368 | 0.03089 | 419 | 268 | 119 | 32 |
173 | Of course it's Organic! | 1.4358 | 0.03194 | 413 | 269 | 108 | 36 |
174 | Humor your father. He's evolving . . . | 1.4348 | 0.03151 | 414 | 268 | 112 | 34 |
175 | I thought we could try eating Paleo for a change | 1.4345 | 0.03086 | 412 | 263 | 119 | 30 |
176 | It’s called the Paleo diet | 1.4338 | 0.03239 | 408 | 268 | 103 | 37 |
177 | Medium-rare tomorrow, well-done next week. | 1.4324 | 0.03323 | 377 | 246 | 99 | 32 |
178 | I told you I was going clubbing tonight. | 1.4318 | 0.03486 | 403 | 278 | 76 | 49 |
179 | Someone may need to run out for another bag of charcoal. | 1.4314 | 0.03182 | 401 | 260 | 109 | 32 |
180 | Yes, dear, it's free range...that's what concerns me. | 1.4311 | 0.03212 | 399 | 260 | 106 | 33 |
181 | Of course it's rare: I just killed the last one! | 1.4305 | 0.03408 | 367 | 242 | 92 | 33 |
182 | Well-done, rare, or extinct? | 1.4301 | 0.03454 | 379 | 255 | 85 | 39 |
183 | Your mother just called . . . she’s bringing pizza! | 1.4300 | 0.03345 | 393 | 262 | 93 | 38 |
184 | Is it time to gather the salad? | 1.4290 | 0.03279 | 366 | 236 | 103 | 27 |
185 | Your choices are very rare and frightfully rare. | 1.4286 | 0.03170 | 392 | 253 | 110 | 29 |
186 | What do you mean you wanted pizza? | 1.4278 | 0.03315 | 388 | 257 | 96 | 35 |
187 | Well done may not be an option. | 1.4274 | 0.03157 | 379 | 242 | 112 | 25 |
188 | Marinating it was the hard part. | 1.4274 | 0.03329 | 379 | 250 | 96 | 33 |
189 | Are we going paleo again? | 1.4274 | 0.03371 | 379 | 252 | 92 | 35 |
190 | No, gas would not be better. | 1.4274 | 0.03287 | 379 | 248 | 100 | 31 |
191 | You’re right, it is mammoth | 1.4274 | 0.03287 | 379 | 248 | 100 | 31 |
192 | Almost ready - just have the kids paint on the walls for a few minutes. | 1.4274 | 0.03157 | 379 | 242 | 112 | 25 |
193 | It should be done by the time we invent beer. | 1.4274 | 0.03222 | 379 | 245 | 106 | 28 |
194 | He was grass-fed. | 1.4271 | 0.03296 | 391 | 259 | 97 | 35 |
195 | Should be done by Thanksgiving! | 1.4271 | 0.03296 | 391 | 259 | 97 | 35 |
196 | Getting close now. Couple more sunsets, I’d say. | 1.4271 | 0.03112 | 391 | 250 | 115 | 26 |
197 | According to Johnson it tastes just like chicken. Of course, that was before it ate Johnson. | 1.4267 | 0.03412 | 382 | 257 | 87 | 38 |
198 | Just a couple more days. It’s still raw in the middle. | 1.4263 | 0.03301 | 380 | 250 | 98 | 32 |
199 | Why so much food for your art show? Who will ever have heard of some cave in Lascaux 20,000 years from now? | 1.4262 | 0.03345 | 366 | 240 | 96 | 30 |
200 | Don't start the potatoes yet. | 1.4262 | 0.03208 | 366 | 234 | 108 | 24 |
201 | Fire good, concept of time bad. | 1.4259 | 0.03487 | 324 | 210 | 90 | 24 |
202 | I know it feels like ages. | 1.4258 | 0.03263 | 357 | 229 | 104 | 24 |
203 | Of course it's free-range! | 1.4248 | 0.03390 | 379 | 254 | 89 | 36 |
204 | Honey, can you bring me the tongs. | 1.4244 | 0.03464 | 377 | 256 | 82 | 39 |
205 | What did you do with the rest of it? | 1.4238 | 0.03719 | 302 | 200 | 76 | 26 |
206 | Keep an eye out for a large one-legged chicken. | 1.4236 | 0.03343 | 373 | 247 | 94 | 32 |
207 | Daddy always has been a leg man ! | 1.4229 | 0.03474 | 350 | 233 | 86 | 31 |
208 | It should be ready in about a week. | 1.4228 | 0.03324 | 369 | 243 | 96 | 30 |
209 | I don't care if the Flintstones have a gas grill. | 1.4223 | 0.03403 | 367 | 245 | 89 | 33 |
210 | And so it began. Man’s quest for an ever larger grill. | 1.4213 | 0.03385 | 356 | 235 | 92 | 29 |
211 | Taking too long?! How about "thanks for discovering fire so we don't have to eat raw flesh, Dad"? | 1.4208 | 0.03251 | 366 | 238 | 102 | 26 |
212 | Jane, have we invented sauce yet? | 1.4208 | 0.03474 | 366 | 248 | 82 | 36 |
213 | I warned you guys, giving it a name and making it, "part of the family", would make this kinda weird. | 1.4193 | 0.03259 | 353 | 228 | 102 | 23 |
214 | Fine, I admit it, the spatula was the wrong call. | 1.4192 | 0.03233 | 365 | 237 | 103 | 25 |
215 | Who’s for dark meat? | 1.4192 | 0.03370 | 365 | 243 | 91 | 31 |
216 | If you had let me buy that 6 burner propane grill, it WOULD have been ready by now! | 1.4192 | 0.03392 | 365 | 244 | 89 | 32 |
217 | Don't worry. It is free range. | 1.4192 | 0.03186 | 365 | 235 | 107 | 23 |
218 | No, I mean that's really the last of the dinosaur. | 1.4190 | 0.03484 | 358 | 242 | 82 | 34 |
219 | I know I've beeen saying "ten more minutes" all night long, but who knows how long ten minutes IS, these days? | 1.4185 | 0.03360 | 356 | 235 | 93 | 28 |
220 | standing there watching ain’t goin’ to make it cook any faster. | 1.4183 | 0.03233 | 349 | 224 | 104 | 21 |
221 | Well, the store didn't have any jumbo shrimp. | 1.4181 | 0.03372 | 354 | 234 | 92 | 28 |
222 | I'm taking away your Costco card... | 1.4181 | 0.03372 | 354 | 234 | 92 | 28 |
223 | Why yes, he did have yellow feathers and a long neck. | 1.4178 | 0.03813 | 304 | 207 | 67 | 30 |
224 | It will be ready when it’s ready, Helen. | 1.4176 | 0.03433 | 352 | 235 | 87 | 30 |
225 | Oh NOW you all want breast instead. | 1.4164 | 0.03334 | 341 | 222 | 96 | 23 |
226 | I know it's a lot but some day they will name a whole diet after me. | 1.4164 | 0.03360 | 341 | 223 | 94 | 24 |
227 | We all get the drumstick. | 1.4164 | 0.03461 | 341 | 227 | 86 | 28 |
228 | They won't remember me, but they'll never forget my invention. | 1.4164 | 0.03308 | 341 | 221 | 98 | 22 |
229 | If you think the leg is big, just wait till you see the breasts. | 1.4162 | 0.03474 | 346 | 232 | 84 | 30 |
230 | Rare is fine, we can't wait another three days. | 1.4155 | 0.03705 | 296 | 197 | 75 | 24 |
231 | It tastes like chicken. I swear. | 1.4150 | 0.03319 | 347 | 227 | 96 | 24 |
232 | Brilliant. How are you planning on getting to work, now? | 1.4150 | 0.03418 | 347 | 231 | 88 | 28 |
233 | I should have taken it out of the freezer a little earlier. | 1.4148 | 0.03335 | 352 | 232 | 94 | 26 |
234 | What can I say? I’m more of a hunter-griller. | 1.4148 | 0.03335 | 352 | 232 | 94 | 26 |
235 | No more hunting and gathering at Costco. | 1.4148 | 0.03547 | 352 | 241 | 76 | 35 |
236 | This was the only grill I could find after Labor Day | 1.4148 | 0.03383 | 352 | 234 | 90 | 28 |
237 | Don’t worry, Dear, we can freeze the leftovers. After all, the forecast says the Ice Age is coming. | 1.4146 | 0.03367 | 328 | 213 | 94 | 21 |
238 | Don’t worry. It was raised cage free. | 1.4145 | 0.03480 | 345 | 232 | 83 | 30 |
239 | See kids, this is why I never let dad cook. | 1.4140 | 0.03395 | 343 | 227 | 90 | 26 |
240 | It's fine, dinosaurs going extinct is a hoax. | 1.4135 | 0.03484 | 341 | 229 | 83 | 29 |
241 | If you're waiting for well done, you may as well get some sleep. | 1.4135 | 0.03280 | 341 | 221 | 99 | 21 |
242 | This might take a while. | 1.4135 | 0.03508 | 341 | 230 | 81 | 30 |
243 | It’s much healthier than mammoth. | 1.4135 | 0.03332 | 341 | 223 | 95 | 23 |
244 | But bone in is best. | 1.4135 | 0.03459 | 341 | 228 | 85 | 28 |
245 | Don't worry, I'm still vegan. It's an Impossible Mammoth. | 1.4135 | 0.03557 | 341 | 232 | 77 | 32 |
246 | I have no idea why I call it a drumstick. | 1.4130 | 0.03574 | 322 | 216 | 79 | 27 |
247 | This is why I wanted the deluxe model. | 1.4130 | 0.03422 | 339 | 225 | 88 | 26 |
248 | Next time I do the hunting and you do the cooking | 1.4130 | 0.03473 | 339 | 227 | 84 | 28 |
249 | I hope all of you like it rare. | 1.4112 | 0.03428 | 338 | 225 | 87 | 26 |
250 | Here it comes again, a fight over the drumstick. | 1.4105 | 0.03584 | 324 | 219 | 77 | 28 |
251 | Honey, set the slab | 1.4102 | 0.03350 | 334 | 219 | 93 | 22 |
252 | Look. I think we can all have dibs on the drumstick. OK? | 1.4080 | 0.03592 | 326 | 222 | 75 | 29 |
253 | Low and slow, son. That's the key. | 1.4080 | 0.03404 | 326 | 215 | 89 | 22 |
254 | Where did I get the grill? | 1.4074 | 0.03554 | 324 | 219 | 78 | 27 |
255 | Hope you all like dark meat! | 1.4074 | 0.03528 | 324 | 218 | 80 | 26 |
256 | Dinner will be ready in a week. | 1.4074 | 0.03528 | 324 | 218 | 80 | 26 |
257 | Don’t worry. It’s paleo | 1.4074 | 0.03913 | 270 | 183 | 64 | 23 |
258 | You said you wanted something besides burgers. | 1.4074 | 0.03389 | 324 | 213 | 90 | 21 |
259 | If you want any sides, you’d better go gather them yourself. | 1.4074 | 0.03445 | 324 | 215 | 86 | 23 |
260 | I want the gatherers to all smell this! | 1.4059 | 0.03726 | 303 | 207 | 69 | 27 |
261 | Yeah, I went to Costco. | 1.4039 | 0.03804 | 307 | 214 | 62 | 31 |
262 | Yes we can all have the leg | 1.4039 | 0.03573 | 307 | 206 | 78 | 23 |
263 | Believe me, Alice, this paleo diet will be really trendy some day. | 1.4034 | 0.03827 | 295 | 204 | 63 | 28 |
264 | I'm sure it was free range. | 1.4019 | 0.03739 | 311 | 216 | 65 | 30 |
265 | Ready in five meant five days. | 1.4019 | 0.03510 | 311 | 208 | 81 | 22 |
266 | You should've seen the breast! | 1.4019 | 0.03654 | 311 | 213 | 71 | 27 |
267 | So what are you guys going to have for dinner? | 1.4013 | 0.03584 | 309 | 209 | 76 | 24 |
268 | Still impressed by Kevin's wheel?" | 1.4013 | 0.03613 | 309 | 210 | 74 | 25 |
269 | Can you bring me the big spatula? | 1.4013 | 0.03434 | 309 | 204 | 86 | 19 |
270 | But we had pterodactyl last night. | 1.4007 | 0.03768 | 277 | 187 | 69 | 21 |
271 | Anyone else want one? | 1.4007 | 0.03629 | 307 | 209 | 73 | 25 |
272 | The key is to flip it once after 14 hours. | 1.4007 | 0.03570 | 307 | 207 | 77 | 23 |
273 | I know they are going extinct, but we have to eat, too | 1.4007 | 0.03479 | 307 | 204 | 83 | 20 |
274 | No, they didn’t have “free range” but the package on this one said “cage-free.” | 1.4007 | 0.03600 | 307 | 208 | 75 | 24 |
275 | Stop whining! Dinner will be ready in three weeks. | 1.4007 | 0.03418 | 307 | 202 | 87 | 18 |
276 | We'd be eating right now if you'd let me buy that GrillMaster 3000. | 1.4007 | 0.03570 | 307 | 207 | 77 | 23 |
277 | The tricky part is flipping it. | 1.4000 | 0.03615 | 305 | 207 | 74 | 24 |
278 | Can you grab the large platter? | 1.4000 | 0.03555 | 305 | 205 | 78 | 22 |
279 | Now that I’ve discovered fire, you’re going to have to learn to wait. | 1.4000 | 0.03400 | 305 | 200 | 88 | 17 |
280 | We're gonna need a bigger barbecue. | 1.4000 | 0.03615 | 305 | 207 | 74 | 24 |
281 | You could in the meantime do some gathering. | 1.4000 | 0.03606 | 295 | 198 | 76 | 21 |
282 | I’ll need the large platter. | 1.4000 | 0.03586 | 305 | 206 | 76 | 23 |
283 | You'd better enjoy this, these guys won't be around much longer. | 1.4000 | 0.03790 | 305 | 213 | 62 | 30 |
284 | You have to let the flavor evolve. | 1.4000 | 0.03615 | 305 | 207 | 74 | 24 |
285 | Be patient! After all, I discovered fire only last week!! | 1.4000 | 0.03400 | 305 | 200 | 88 | 17 |
286 | The condiments aren't going to gather themselves. | 1.3993 | 0.03718 | 293 | 200 | 69 | 24 |
287 | I told you to get the chicken with no added hormones | 1.3993 | 0.03749 | 293 | 201 | 67 | 25 |
288 | Do we have any Grey Poupon? | 1.3980 | 0.03755 | 299 | 207 | 65 | 27 |
289 | Gimme a break, time hasn’t been invented yet... | 1.3979 | 0.03700 | 284 | 192 | 71 | 21 |
290 | And how much did you gather today? | 1.3978 | 0.03793 | 274 | 186 | 67 | 21 |
291 | Alexa, order Dominos | 1.3966 | 0.03698 | 295 | 202 | 69 | 24 |
292 | Dinner isn't going to be ready for another era. | 1.3964 | 0.03676 | 275 | 184 | 73 | 18 |
293 | What?!! They’re vegans?!! | 1.3959 | 0.03651 | 293 | 199 | 72 | 22 |
294 | A purist will tell you that charcoal does not impart the same flavor as a naturally occurring forest conflagration, but it's so much more convenient! | 1.3959 | 0.03777 | 293 | 203 | 64 | 26 |
295 | My fervent hope for our fledgling species is that one day we learn to take plants, press them into meat-like shapes, flavor them like meat, and then market the hell out them. Only then will this all have been worth it. Anyway, dinner's in five. | 1.3953 | 0.03625 | 296 | 201 | 73 | 22 |
296 | I call this the Paleo diet. | 1.3952 | 0.03732 | 291 | 200 | 67 | 24 |
297 | Who wants the last stegosaurus leg... ever? | 1.3952 | 0.03732 | 291 | 200 | 67 | 24 |
298 | Alright guys. Get ready for Dad's world-famous mammoth leg. | 1.3952 | 0.03700 | 291 | 199 | 69 | 23 |
299 | Yes, it's Paleo-compliant. | 1.3945 | 0.03619 | 289 | 195 | 74 | 20 |
300 | Come and get it, before it goes extinct. | 1.3942 | 0.03894 | 274 | 190 | 60 | 24 |
301 | You are witnessing the dawn of Barbecue Man. | 1.3937 | 0.03768 | 287 | 198 | 65 | 24 |
302 | Sorry dinner is late. Took me longer to invent fire than I thought. | 1.3933 | 0.03930 | 267 | 185 | 59 | 23 |
303 | Yeah I know, but I was the one who always had to walk him and pick up his poop. | 1.3931 | 0.03834 | 290 | 203 | 60 | 27 |
304 | They aren’t as fast as they look. | 1.3931 | 0.03509 | 290 | 193 | 80 | 17 |
305 | Well, I guess we will be eating chicken salad the rest of the week! | 1.3931 | 0.03576 | 290 | 195 | 76 | 19 |
306 | Trust me .... in a few million years everyone's going to be cooking this way. | 1.3931 | 0.03675 | 290 | 198 | 70 | 22 |
307 | Let’s go light on the hors d’oeuvres. | 1.3931 | 0.03609 | 290 | 196 | 74 | 20 |
308 | You should've called dibs if you wanted the drumstick. | 1.3931 | 0.03576 | 290 | 195 | 76 | 19 |
309 | Honey, the Hudstones are vegans. | 1.3931 | 0.03707 | 290 | 199 | 68 | 23 |
310 | So, what are you guys having for dinner? | 1.3931 | 0.03609 | 290 | 196 | 74 | 20 |
311 | You laugh now. Paleo's gonna be all the rage in four million years. | 1.3931 | 0.03642 | 290 | 197 | 72 | 21 |
312 | they say if we don't limit meat to once a week, dinosaurs might go extinct." | 1.3931 | 0.03642 | 290 | 197 | 72 | 21 |
313 | Oh relax, Carol. The world isn't running out of mammoth anytime soon. | 1.3931 | 0.03609 | 290 | 196 | 74 | 20 |
314 | Just because it was on sale, doesn’t mean you had to buy it. | 1.3924 | 0.03592 | 288 | 194 | 75 | 19 |
315 | And this is exactly why I wanted a bigger grill on Fathers Day. | 1.3924 | 0.03821 | 288 | 201 | 61 | 26 |
316 | I'm told that it tastes like chicken. | 1.3924 | 0.03384 | 288 | 188 | 87 | 13 |
317 | Dinner will be ready in about 36 hours. | 1.3924 | 0.03455 | 288 | 190 | 83 | 15 |
318 | I'm sure glad we invented fire. Before then, this barbecue grill was worthless. | 1.3924 | 0.03757 | 288 | 199 | 65 | 24 |
319 | They were all out of the boneless and skinless. | 1.3924 | 0.03558 | 288 | 193 | 77 | 18 |
320 | Men. Always thinking it’s bigger than it really is. | 1.3924 | 0.03852 | 288 | 202 | 59 | 27 |
321 | Did we use all the barbecue sauce for the last cave painting? | 1.3924 | 0.03725 | 288 | 198 | 67 | 23 |
322 | Do we have a bigger spatula? | 1.3916 | 0.03574 | 286 | 192 | 76 | 18 |
323 | I can guarantee it was free range raised and inhumanely killed. | 1.3916 | 0.03574 | 286 | 192 | 76 | 18 |
324 | I hope that "well done" means you're wildly impressed. | 1.3916 | 0.03934 | 286 | 203 | 54 | 29 |
325 | We might need to discover some more fire. | 1.3916 | 0.03642 | 286 | 194 | 72 | 20 |
326 | This new barbecue uses a state-of-the-art technology called 'fire'. It's supposed to make the food way better. | 1.3916 | 0.03709 | 286 | 196 | 68 | 22 |
327 | Original or extra crispy? | 1.3916 | 0.03642 | 286 | 194 | 72 | 20 |
328 | Don't worry. It says best before 2,000,000 B.C. | 1.3916 | 0.03676 | 286 | 195 | 70 | 21 |
329 | The kids are starving, Link. I drummed for a pizza | 1.3908 | 0.03591 | 284 | 191 | 75 | 18 |
330 | Sure it's late — but you can't imagine how long it took me to make the fire. | 1.3908 | 0.03625 | 284 | 192 | 73 | 19 |
331 | We waited two million years to harness fire. You can wait another hour for the perfectly grilled leg. | 1.3908 | 0.03556 | 284 | 190 | 77 | 17 |
332 | Dinner will be ready next Thursday. | 1.3908 | 0.03659 | 284 | 193 | 71 | 20 |
333 | I said I was a hunter gatherer, not a short order cook. It'll be done when it's done. | 1.3908 | 0.03625 | 284 | 192 | 73 | 19 |
334 | Honey, the Dhitkuuds are asking if that's grass-fed. | 1.3908 | 0.03727 | 284 | 195 | 67 | 22 |
335 | We discussed this when we got the brontosaurus. | 1.3908 | 0.03485 | 284 | 188 | 81 | 15 |
336 | The formula is 7-6-5. Seven days on one side. Six days on the other. Blow out the fire and let it sit for five days. | 1.3908 | 0.03449 | 284 | 187 | 83 | 14 |
337 | Look, this is going to take some practice. I only discovered fire last Tuesday. | 1.3908 | 0.03825 | 284 | 198 | 61 | 25 |
338 | Real cavemen did not live in a brownstone in Brooklyn, Janet. If you want to go Paleo, we're going all in. | 1.3898 | 0.03992 | 254 | 176 | 57 | 21 |
339 | I propose we switch. I’ll hunt and you cook? | 1.3893 | 0.03713 | 262 | 176 | 70 | 16 |
340 | Quit standing around, this thing's not gonna turn itself. | 1.3893 | 0.03552 | 280 | 187 | 77 | 16 |
341 | Dad, have you seen Wooly? | 1.3891 | 0.03558 | 275 | 183 | 77 | 15 |
342 | I told you it's a lifestyle, not a diet. | 1.3885 | 0.03771 | 260 | 176 | 67 | 17 |
343 | I bet he's going to come back hoppin' mad. | 1.3883 | 0.03793 | 273 | 188 | 64 | 21 |
344 | Dino, where's Dino, mommy? | 1.3883 | 0.03829 | 273 | 189 | 62 | 22 |
345 | Quiet, I’m inventing mansplaining. | 1.3875 | 0.03739 | 271 | 185 | 67 | 19 |
346 | Hey, you're the one who said: 'Let's go paleo.' | 1.3875 | 0.03628 | 271 | 182 | 73 | 16 |
347 | This is why mother told me to marry a "gatherer." | 1.3866 | 0.03831 | 269 | 186 | 62 | 21 |
348 | Can you get it done before the next ice age? | 1.3858 | 0.03701 | 267 | 181 | 69 | 17 |
349 | It should be ready by the dawn of the Pleistocene. | 1.3858 | 0.03662 | 267 | 180 | 71 | 16 |
350 | If you would have just brought home the pterodactyl wings like I asked we could be eating by now! | 1.3858 | 0.03886 | 267 | 186 | 59 | 22 |
351 | Okay, I’m ready for the Pterodactyl Helper. | 1.3855 | 0.03863 | 262 | 181 | 61 | 20 |
352 | See? I do use my Father's Day gift. | 1.3855 | 0.03771 | 275 | 190 | 64 | 21 |
353 | You want raw or medium-raw? | 1.3852 | 0.03672 | 270 | 183 | 70 | 17 |
354 | Sadly this'll be the last time we'll eat dinosaur | 1.3852 | 0.03891 | 270 | 189 | 58 | 23 |
355 | Too big to fail. | 1.3846 | 0.03789 | 273 | 189 | 63 | 21 |
356 | I think we’re gonna to need a bigger spatula. | 1.3846 | 0.04774 | 182 | 128 | 38 | 16 |
357 | Patience! So far all we've discovered is smoke. | 1.3846 | 0.03997 | 273 | 195 | 51 | 27 |
358 | This could take a while. | 1.3846 | 0.03681 | 273 | 186 | 69 | 18 |
359 | Is very rare OK? | 1.3846 | 0.03717 | 273 | 187 | 67 | 19 |
360 | It might be a while | 1.3846 | 0.03607 | 273 | 184 | 73 | 16 |
361 | We're eating a vegetarian; ipso facto: it's a vegetarian meal. | 1.3846 | 0.03681 | 273 | 186 | 69 | 18 |
362 | Set the timer for 2 days | 1.3843 | 0.03765 | 268 | 184 | 65 | 19 |
363 | It's not plant-based, but it is free-range. | 1.3843 | 0.03802 | 268 | 185 | 63 | 20 |
364 | Just a couple more days and we should be good. | 1.3838 | 0.03808 | 271 | 188 | 62 | 21 |
365 | Which would you prefer -- Regular or Extra Crispy? | 1.3838 | 0.03586 | 271 | 182 | 74 | 15 |
366 | Another day, day and a half, should do it. | 1.3838 | 0.03772 | 271 | 187 | 64 | 20 |
367 | White meat? Seriously? | 1.3831 | 0.03909 | 261 | 182 | 58 | 21 |
368 | Whaddya mean, "they won't eat dark meat?" | 1.3831 | 0.03909 | 261 | 182 | 58 | 21 |
369 | It was on sale, that’s why. | 1.3831 | 0.03946 | 261 | 183 | 56 | 22 |
370 | You need to invent a bigger fire. | 1.3831 | 0.03794 | 261 | 179 | 64 | 18 |
371 | So what if it's endangered? So are we. | 1.3831 | 0.03755 | 261 | 178 | 66 | 17 |
372 | I just invented the 'leftover'........ | 1.3831 | 0.03803 | 248 | 168 | 65 | 15 |
373 | Who wanted the drumstick? | 1.3829 | 0.03603 | 269 | 181 | 73 | 15 |
374 | The other end will be moist. | 1.3829 | 0.03898 | 269 | 189 | 57 | 23 |
375 | I need a plate. | 1.3829 | 0.03790 | 269 | 186 | 63 | 20 |
376 | No, I didn’t brine it. | 1.3829 | 0.03827 | 269 | 187 | 61 | 21 |
377 | Keep an eye out for an annoyed three-legged mammoth." | 1.3826 | 0.03802 | 264 | 182 | 63 | 19 |
378 | Well... of course it was free range... | 1.3826 | 0.03877 | 264 | 184 | 59 | 21 |
379 | I was tired of nuts and berries. | 1.3822 | 0.03967 | 259 | 182 | 55 | 22 |
380 | God help you if you say you want white meat. | 1.3822 | 0.03967 | 259 | 182 | 55 | 22 |
381 | We won't have to fight over who gets the drumstick. | 1.3820 | 0.03809 | 267 | 185 | 62 | 20 |
382 | It should be done any day now. | 1.3811 | 0.03865 | 265 | 185 | 59 | 21 |
383 | I got it at the Renaissance festival. | 1.3811 | 0.03865 | 265 | 185 | 59 | 21 |
384 | I'll need the wheelbarrow, and you'll need to invent a wheel for it. | 1.3811 | 0.03828 | 265 | 184 | 61 | 20 |
385 | Now you tell me no one wants dark meat?? | 1.3808 | 0.03801 | 260 | 179 | 63 | 18 |
386 | Maybe we should wait for lightning. | 1.3808 | 0.03917 | 260 | 182 | 57 | 21 |
387 | I hope you don't want it well done. | 1.3802 | 0.03809 | 263 | 182 | 62 | 19 |
388 | You should've seen the one that flew away. | 1.3802 | 0.03809 | 263 | 182 | 62 | 19 |
389 | Yes, it's velociraptor, but it tastes just like chicken. | 1.3802 | 0.03654 | 263 | 178 | 70 | 15 |
390 | The guy invented fire. You'd think he'd sell me a bigger grill. | 1.3802 | 0.03847 | 263 | 183 | 60 | 20 |
391 | I call it charcoal, and we have enough left on the planet to last us millions of years. | 1.3798 | 0.04013 | 258 | 183 | 52 | 23 |
392 | The Indians canceled. I hope you're hungry. | 1.3798 | 0.03781 | 258 | 177 | 64 | 17 |
393 | Remember when I wanted to buy the bigger grill? | 1.3798 | 0.04013 | 258 | 183 | 52 | 23 |
394 | Yes, this does fit in the paleo diet. | 1.3798 | 0.04013 | 258 | 183 | 52 | 23 |
395 | That Fred Flinstone video made this look so easy! | 1.3798 | 0.03937 | 258 | 181 | 56 | 21 |
396 | How about doing something useful while you wait, like maybe invent beer?" | 1.3798 | 0.04013 | 258 | 183 | 52 | 23 |
397 | Have a snack... it's gonna be a while. | 1.3798 | 0.03820 | 258 | 178 | 62 | 18 |
398 | I saved the drumstick for you. | 1.3798 | 0.03741 | 258 | 176 | 66 | 16 |
399 | Don't blame me, I voted 'Remain.' | 1.3798 | 0.03937 | 258 | 181 | 56 | 21 |
400 | Are you sure you want this well-done? | 1.3798 | 0.03741 | 258 | 176 | 66 | 16 |
401 | Watch how daddy flips it. | 1.3798 | 0.03741 | 258 | 176 | 66 | 16 |
402 | So I guess the whole vegan thing is out the window? | 1.3798 | 0.03937 | 258 | 181 | 56 | 21 |
403 | Daddy had to bring Rex to a farm upstate. He has tons of room to run around now and tons of fresh air. | 1.3793 | 0.03866 | 261 | 182 | 59 | 20 |
404 | There’s only one drumstick - you’ll have to share. | 1.3793 | 0.03866 | 261 | 182 | 59 | 20 |
405 | It was half-off. | 1.3793 | 0.03711 | 261 | 178 | 67 | 16 |
406 | See I told you... it would fit on the grill, Wilma. | 1.3793 | 0.03866 | 261 | 182 | 59 | 20 |
407 | Yes, I asked for nuggets, but then I said "Super size me". | 1.3784 | 0.03769 | 259 | 178 | 64 | 17 |
408 | What? You want white meat? | 1.3784 | 0.03808 | 259 | 179 | 62 | 18 |
409 | Who's hungry for Tricerachops? | 1.3784 | 0.03769 | 259 | 178 | 64 | 17 |
410 | The package says it is plenty for a family of 4. | 1.3784 | 0.03565 | 259 | 173 | 74 | 12 |
411 | I thought you said you liked dark meat. | 1.3780 | 0.03819 | 254 | 175 | 62 | 17 |
412 | You wanted it rare? Heck, it's almost extinct. | 1.3780 | 0.03736 | 254 | 173 | 66 | 15 |
413 | We wouldn't be able to do this in the suburbs. | 1.3774 | 0.03624 | 257 | 173 | 71 | 13 |
414 | Just one more day. | 1.3774 | 0.03707 | 257 | 175 | 67 | 15 |
415 | You can’t rush flavor. | 1.3774 | 0.03788 | 257 | 177 | 63 | 17 |
416 | Sorry son they were out of pterodactyl wings | 1.3774 | 0.03624 | 257 | 173 | 71 | 13 |
417 | With the Dino-Grill I wanted, we'd be done eating by now." | 1.3774 | 0.03906 | 257 | 180 | 57 | 20 |
418 | A few more days should do it! | 1.3774 | 0.03788 | 257 | 177 | 63 | 17 |
419 | Yes, everyone can have a drumstick. | 1.3774 | 0.03747 | 257 | 176 | 65 | 16 |
420 | Is everyone OK with medium-rare? | 1.3774 | 0.03539 | 257 | 171 | 75 | 11 |
421 | They’ll be extinct by the time you’re done. | 1.3774 | 0.03747 | 257 | 176 | 65 | 16 |
422 | Looks like dad has a leg up on the grilling competition! | 1.3774 | 0.03707 | 257 | 175 | 67 | 15 |
423 | I know — but the eggs were a nightmare to poach. | 1.3774 | 0.03945 | 257 | 181 | 55 | 21 |
424 | Tastes like mammoth. | 1.3774 | 0.03707 | 257 | 175 | 67 | 15 |
425 | You should have seen the breasts! | 1.3766 | 0.04195 | 239 | 171 | 46 | 22 |
426 | I got it at Costco | 1.3765 | 0.03887 | 255 | 178 | 58 | 19 |
427 | Everybody likes dark meat right? | 1.3765 | 0.03807 | 255 | 176 | 62 | 17 |
428 | Yes, it IS free range pterodactyl, but I’m not sure about growth hormones. | 1.3765 | 0.03807 | 255 | 176 | 62 | 17 |
429 | If you want a bite, you have to say it. 'Hunters rule, gatherers drool.' | 1.3765 | 0.03966 | 255 | 180 | 54 | 21 |
430 | The hardest part was finding a match. | 1.3765 | 0.03887 | 255 | 178 | 58 | 19 |
431 | Will this be enough, or shall I put another one on? | 1.3765 | 0.03887 | 255 | 178 | 58 | 19 |
432 | Yes, he was grass fed, free range, and humanely treated. | 1.3765 | 0.03927 | 255 | 179 | 56 | 20 |
433 | I would have invented the tong before the spatula but whatever. | 1.3765 | 0.04004 | 255 | 181 | 52 | 22 |
434 | I already told you —a good leg of Brontosaurus just can’t be rushed! | 1.3750 | 0.04279 | 200 | 138 | 49 | 13 |
435 | Overkill? | 1.3750 | 0.04096 | 240 | 170 | 50 | 20 |
436 | No more trouble than your egg salad. | 1.3745 | 0.03887 | 251 | 175 | 58 | 18 |
437 | I was thinking of tartare again, but I thought I would try this new fire thing. | 1.3735 | 0.03781 | 249 | 171 | 63 | 15 |
438 | Billy, you liked brontosaurus when you had it at Aunt Hilda’s. | 1.3735 | 0.03823 | 249 | 172 | 61 | 16 |
439 | It was connected to the knee bone. That's what it's all about. | 1.3725 | 0.03928 | 247 | 175 | 53 | 19 |
440 | Invite everyone. | 1.3725 | 0.03712 | 247 | 168 | 66 | 13 |
441 | Fred, Where's Dino? | 1.3714 | 0.03991 | 245 | 173 | 53 | 19 |
442 | Oh, oh. Here comes its mommy. | 1.3714 | 0.04032 | 245 | 174 | 51 | 20 |
443 | Did you gather a salad? | 1.3714 | 0.03906 | 245 | 171 | 57 | 17 |
444 | you want done fast, or you want done right? | 1.3714 | 0.03775 | 245 | 168 | 63 | 14 |
445 | Don’t worry...it tastes like chicken. | 1.3710 | 0.03830 | 248 | 172 | 60 | 16 |
446 | Do you want it done,or done right? | 1.3708 | 0.03917 | 240 | 167 | 57 | 16 |
447 | Honey, it is NOT a symbol of toxic masculinity, it is simply an oversized piece of meat. | 1.3704 | 0.03794 | 243 | 167 | 62 | 14 |
448 | We'd already be eating if you'd let me get the new Grill-O-Saurus! | 1.3704 | 0.03794 | 243 | 167 | 62 | 14 |
449 | We could use a salad, too. Why don't you guys go invent agriculture? | 1.3704 | 0.03704 | 243 | 165 | 66 | 12 |
450 | I call it barbecue. It’s a guy thing. | 1.3704 | 0.03611 | 243 | 163 | 70 | 10 |
451 | Yes it was hard getting it on the grill, but not as hard as getting it off the chickasaurus. | 1.3704 | 0.03839 | 243 | 168 | 60 | 15 |
452 | It’s a good thing it was road kill. | 1.3704 | 0.03883 | 243 | 169 | 58 | 16 |
453 | It was all that was left when I got to the kill. | 1.3704 | 0.03839 | 243 | 168 | 60 | 15 |
454 | Everybody ready for some Teriyaki Teradactyl? | 1.3704 | 0.03970 | 243 | 171 | 54 | 18 |
455 | You could help set the table if you're looking for something to do. | 1.3704 | 0.03749 | 243 | 166 | 64 | 13 |
456 | For my next discovery: leftovers! | 1.3702 | 0.03927 | 235 | 163 | 57 | 15 |
457 | Be on the lookout for a mad one-legged bird | 1.3693 | 0.03948 | 241 | 169 | 55 | 17 |
458 | I don't care if you're tired of chicken, we can't afford steak! | 1.3693 | 0.03904 | 241 | 168 | 57 | 16 |
459 | Get a little one next time you say? Like I’m getting into their nest? | 1.3693 | 0.03859 | 241 | 167 | 59 | 15 |
460 | Alright, alright - we'll use the microwave. | 1.3693 | 0.03991 | 241 | 170 | 53 | 18 |
461 | For the last time-- there IS no white meat! | 1.3693 | 0.03948 | 241 | 169 | 55 | 17 |
462 | It will be ready by the Neolithic Era, promise. | 1.3693 | 0.03904 | 241 | 168 | 57 | 16 |
463 | I went to Costco | 1.3693 | 0.03948 | 241 | 169 | 55 | 17 |
464 | Starting tomorrow we're vegans. | 1.3693 | 0.03814 | 241 | 166 | 61 | 14 |
465 | I decided to go to Costco. | 1.3693 | 0.04202 | 241 | 175 | 43 | 23 |
466 | Tonight we're gonna party like it's 9! | 1.3693 | 0.03859 | 241 | 167 | 59 | 15 |
467 | They don't call 'em mammoths for nothing! | 1.3693 | 0.04077 | 241 | 172 | 49 | 20 |
468 | Excuse me, but just because I like to grill doesn't make me a caveman. | 1.3682 | 0.04056 | 239 | 170 | 50 | 19 |
469 | I swear. It said, ‘No Hormones’ | 1.3682 | 0.03924 | 239 | 167 | 56 | 16 |
470 | You might as well open that second bag of Kingsford | 1.3680 | 0.03970 | 231 | 161 | 55 | 15 |
471 | I hope you gathered barbecue sauce. | 1.3671 | 0.03854 | 237 | 164 | 59 | 14 |
472 | Just a couple more days, kids! | 1.3668 | 0.03795 | 229 | 156 | 62 | 11 |
473 | Do you want fries with it? | 1.3667 | 0.04085 | 240 | 172 | 48 | 20 |
474 | Did you make a pasta salad, or are we still Paleo? | 1.3660 | 0.03967 | 235 | 165 | 54 | 16 |
475 | I forgot to tell you, I discovered fire! | 1.3648 | 0.04035 | 233 | 165 | 51 | 17 |
476 | Should I throw another one on the grill? | 1.3648 | 0.04080 | 233 | 166 | 49 | 18 |
477 | I know, 15 minutes per pound. It'll be done next moon, okay? | 1.3648 | 0.03847 | 233 | 161 | 59 | 13 |
478 | Good news is it will be rare, medium and well-done at once. | 1.3648 | 0.03942 | 233 | 163 | 55 | 15 |
479 | Add this to the list of things we shouldn’t buy in bulk. | 1.3648 | 0.04080 | 233 | 166 | 49 | 18 |
480 | On second thought, we should just boil the corn. | 1.3648 | 0.04035 | 233 | 165 | 51 | 17 |
481 | Believe me when I tell you - it tastes like chicken! | 1.3648 | 0.03942 | 233 | 163 | 55 | 15 |
482 | Don't you dare tell him you wanted white meat! | 1.3648 | 0.04080 | 233 | 166 | 49 | 18 |
483 | ‘They assured me it was sustainably sourced.’ | 1.3648 | 0.04125 | 233 | 167 | 47 | 19 |
484 | T-Rex again? | 1.3648 | 0.03942 | 233 | 163 | 55 | 15 |
485 | Last night I had a dream about microwave ovens! And smaller chickens. | 1.3648 | 0.03798 | 233 | 160 | 61 | 12 |
486 | Not so sure we’re really “grill” people. | 1.3646 | 0.04384 | 192 | 135 | 44 | 13 |
487 | He may not be extinct, but he is well done. | 1.3641 | 0.03926 | 217 | 149 | 57 | 11 |
488 | Don't worry, it can't run very fast with three. | 1.3636 | 0.04010 | 231 | 163 | 52 | 16 |
489 | Just wait...one day I’ll have a franchise | 1.3636 | 0.03867 | 231 | 160 | 58 | 13 |
490 | You told me Costco, I went to Costco. | 1.3636 | 0.03916 | 231 | 161 | 56 | 14 |
491 | Hey, the cave drawing said to do it low and slow! | 1.3636 | 0.03963 | 231 | 162 | 54 | 15 |
492 | At this rate, we will be extinct by dinner time! | 1.3636 | 0.04057 | 231 | 164 | 50 | 17 |
493 | It's amazing right!? I call it "fire." | 1.3636 | 0.04103 | 231 | 165 | 48 | 18 |
494 | Think there’s a chance we’ll eat before the baby starts walking? | 1.3636 | 0.04010 | 231 | 163 | 52 | 16 |
495 | In my defense, it was part of doorbuster deal at Costco | 1.3636 | 0.03769 | 231 | 158 | 62 | 11 |
496 | Your Dad is a leg man | 1.3636 | 0.03867 | 231 | 160 | 58 | 13 |
497 | Don’t overcook it. I hate when it tastes all fossilized. | 1.3636 | 0.04149 | 231 | 166 | 46 | 19 |
498 | Freeze the leftovers? Oh yeah, just bring back the ice age." | 1.3636 | 0.03916 | 231 | 161 | 56 | 14 |
499 | ....the drumstick was easy. Discovering metal fabrication was the tricky bit. | 1.3636 | 0.03916 | 231 | 161 | 56 | 14 |
500 | Guess the man cave didn't boost his ego enough. | 1.3636 | 0.04057 | 231 | 164 | 50 | 17 |
501 | I'm told it tastes like chicken. | 1.3624 | 0.04127 | 229 | 164 | 47 | 18 |
502 | They were going extinct anyway. | 1.3624 | 0.03937 | 229 | 160 | 55 | 14 |
503 | Lemme guess, your parents are dropping by? | 1.3624 | 0.04033 | 229 | 162 | 51 | 16 |
504 | I know you're hungry guys, but low and slow is how I roll. | 1.3624 | 0.03888 | 229 | 159 | 57 | 13 |
505 | Look I'm sorry, Paleo is the only diet that's been invented so far. | 1.3624 | 0.04033 | 229 | 162 | 51 | 16 |
506 | Needs a couple more days. | 1.3624 | 0.04173 | 229 | 165 | 45 | 19 |
507 | Gonna need more charcoal,hon | 1.3624 | 0.04080 | 229 | 163 | 49 | 17 |
508 | When it falls off the bone, it's done. | 1.3624 | 0.04080 | 229 | 163 | 49 | 17 |
509 | Stop asking. It'll be ready when it's ready. | 1.3624 | 0.04173 | 229 | 165 | 45 | 19 |
510 | Honey, do we have more BBQ sauce? | 1.3624 | 0.03685 | 229 | 155 | 65 | 9 |
511 | It took me all day to invent fire, so yeah, it's still gonna be a while. | 1.3624 | 0.04127 | 229 | 164 | 47 | 18 |
512 | Who wants this one? | 1.3624 | 0.03788 | 229 | 157 | 61 | 11 |
513 | Is this the biggest spatula we've got? | 1.3624 | 0.03857 | 218 | 149 | 59 | 10 |
514 | Drumstick for everyone! | 1.3620 | 0.03929 | 221 | 153 | 56 | 12 |
515 | Honey, T. Rex ain't got no white meat. | 1.3612 | 0.04197 | 227 | 164 | 44 | 19 |
516 | Maybe we'd better go ahead and eat the potato salad. | 1.3612 | 0.03704 | 227 | 154 | 64 | 9 |
517 | I already said I'm sorry for leaving the Instant Pot at work. | 1.3612 | 0.04151 | 227 | 163 | 46 | 18 |
518 | It's called a "spatula". | 1.3612 | 0.04103 | 227 | 162 | 48 | 17 |
519 | Hey everybody, I just invented the slow cooker! | 1.3611 | 0.04146 | 216 | 153 | 48 | 15 |
520 | Honey, would you check if anyone has invented beer yet? | 1.3611 | 0.04249 | 216 | 155 | 44 | 17 |
521 | We're going to need a bigger gravy boat. | 1.3600 | 0.04079 | 225 | 160 | 49 | 16 |
522 | Really? Mammoth again? | 1.3600 | 0.03828 | 225 | 155 | 59 | 11 |
523 | We waited millions of year for fire so you can wait five more minutes for it to finish cooking. | 1.3600 | 0.04030 | 225 | 159 | 51 | 15 |
524 | It's not going to cook any faster if you stare at it.” | 1.3600 | 0.04030 | 225 | 159 | 51 | 15 |
525 | Maybe we should go back to berries and nuts? | 1.3600 | 0.04079 | 225 | 160 | 49 | 16 |
526 | Do you want yours rare or extinct? | 1.3592 | 0.03996 | 206 | 142 | 54 | 10 |
527 | What are you doing? Did you forget it's Meatless Monday? | 1.3587 | 0.04151 | 223 | 160 | 46 | 17 |
528 | One day those big birds will be gone and you'll miss them. | 1.3587 | 0.03848 | 223 | 154 | 58 | 11 |
529 | I love the smell of brontosaurus in the morning | 1.3587 | 0.04102 | 223 | 159 | 48 | 16 |
530 | Should be ready for Thanksgiving. | 1.3587 | 0.03848 | 223 | 154 | 58 | 11 |
531 | Yes, it's heritage breed, organic, hormone free, grass fed, and local. | 1.3587 | 0.04102 | 223 | 159 | 48 | 16 |
532 | And there is another one just like this in the freezer. | 1.3587 | 0.03952 | 223 | 156 | 54 | 13 |
533 | Would you like to Jumbo Size the fries too? | 1.3587 | 0.03952 | 223 | 156 | 54 | 13 |
534 | Why do you always have to go for the Buy One. Get One free option.? | 1.3587 | 0.04002 | 223 | 157 | 52 | 14 |
535 | Of course, there's no barbecue sauce. That would be an anachronism. | 1.3587 | 0.03952 | 223 | 156 | 54 | 13 |
536 | Excuse me. Who INSISTED on free-range, organic? | 1.3575 | 0.03868 | 221 | 153 | 57 | 11 |
537 | Everybody likes it rare, right? | 1.3565 | 0.04139 | 216 | 154 | 47 | 15 |
538 | This will be even better when they invent barbeque sauce. | 1.3565 | 0.04033 | 216 | 152 | 51 | 13 |
539 | Who wants another drumstick? | 1.3564 | 0.04103 | 202 | 141 | 50 | 11 |
540 | I'll eat it in the man cave. | 1.3562 | 0.04048 | 219 | 155 | 50 | 14 |
541 | I finally caught the costcosaurus. | 1.3562 | 0.04099 | 219 | 156 | 48 | 15 |
542 | No, this isn’t Fluffy.... | 1.3562 | 0.03996 | 219 | 154 | 52 | 13 |
543 | But you know how dry it is when we microwave it. | 1.3562 | 0.04150 | 219 | 157 | 46 | 16 |
544 | Honey, can you set the timer for the Cenozoic Era? | 1.3551 | 0.04057 | 214 | 151 | 50 | 13 |
545 | I found it by some ancient relic that says 'Nuclear Reactor' on it | 1.3545 | 0.04282 | 220 | 161 | 40 | 19 |
546 | Don't worry, its all paleo, dear | 1.3535 | 0.04041 | 215 | 152 | 50 | 13 |
547 | You can come out of the cave now. The pterodactyl won’t be bothering us anymore. | 1.3533 | 0.04292 | 184 | 129 | 45 | 10 |
548 | It will be ready before the dawn of history. | 1.3524 | 0.04104 | 210 | 149 | 48 | 13 |
549 | It was touch and go for a while, but then I invented fire. | 1.3521 | 0.04172 | 213 | 153 | 45 | 15 |
550 | Almost done. Just another two weeks and it will falling off the bone. | 1.3521 | 0.03897 | 213 | 148 | 55 | 10 |
551 | Okay, hon, grab that balsamic reduction for the final touch. | 1.3521 | 0.04277 | 213 | 155 | 41 | 17 |
552 | I call dibs on the drumstick. | 1.3521 | 0.04064 | 213 | 151 | 49 | 13 |
553 | Sure, NOW you say you want white meat! | 1.3521 | 0.04118 | 213 | 152 | 47 | 14 |
554 | You'd better order a pizza | 1.3521 | 0.04064 | 213 | 151 | 49 | 13 |
555 | Can you please stop telling me it would be done by now if I'd started the fire when you said to!!! | 1.3521 | 0.04277 | 213 | 155 | 41 | 17 |
556 | They were out of mammoth. | 1.3521 | 0.03954 | 213 | 149 | 53 | 11 |
557 | Go to bed, this is breakfast. | 1.3521 | 0.03954 | 213 | 149 | 53 | 11 |
558 | We would have been eating by now if you let me buy the full size kettle. | 1.3521 | 0.04172 | 213 | 153 | 45 | 15 |
559 | When I was younger we didn't even have fire to grill | 1.3507 | 0.04032 | 211 | 149 | 50 | 12 |
560 | As God is my witness,we'll never be hungry again" | 1.3507 | 0.04032 | 211 | 149 | 50 | 12 |
561 | Discovering fire was the easy part. | 1.3507 | 0.04197 | 211 | 152 | 44 | 15 |
562 | A few more minutes; you said that yesterday! | 1.3507 | 0.04032 | 211 | 149 | 50 | 12 |
563 | This is precisely why you shouldn't grocery shop on an empty stomach. | 1.3507 | 0.04143 | 211 | 151 | 46 | 14 |
564 | I know, I know, 165 degrees. | 1.3507 | 0.04250 | 211 | 153 | 42 | 16 |
565 | No you may not break the wishbone! It's holding up Grandmother's room. | 1.3507 | 0.04088 | 211 | 150 | 48 | 13 |
566 | It’ll be fine, honey. It’s paleo. | 1.3507 | 0.04088 | 211 | 150 | 48 | 13 |
567 | I told you we should have ordered take out. | 1.3507 | 0.04032 | 211 | 149 | 50 | 12 |
568 | It finally defrosted. Goodbye Ice Age...Hello Global Warming. | 1.3500 | 0.04297 | 200 | 144 | 42 | 14 |
569 | I will have it ready by the bronze age. | 1.3500 | 0.04118 | 200 | 141 | 48 | 11 |
570 | You couldn’t have told me earlier that you wanted to explore vegetarianism? | 1.3493 | 0.03998 | 209 | 147 | 51 | 11 |
571 | Well, then go gather some snacks. | 1.3493 | 0.04056 | 209 | 148 | 49 | 12 |
572 | I'm no longer giving completion estimates, OK? | 1.3493 | 0.04276 | 209 | 152 | 41 | 16 |
573 | Woman! Quick, paint a picture of this on the wall. | 1.3493 | 0.04330 | 209 | 153 | 39 | 17 |
574 | They're extinct now so you better enjoy. | 1.3493 | 0.03998 | 209 | 147 | 51 | 11 |
575 | Its almost ready. Just another couple of days... | 1.3493 | 0.03761 | 209 | 143 | 59 | 7 |
576 | Enough with the "Is it done yet | 1.3493 | 0.03998 | 209 | 147 | 51 | 11 |
577 | I invented fire, not gas. | 1.3493 | 0.04276 | 209 | 152 | 41 | 16 |
578 | Sure they're extinct, but Whole Foods has everything. | 1.3493 | 0.04167 | 209 | 150 | 45 | 14 |
579 | The package said no artificial growth hormones... | 1.3493 | 0.04222 | 209 | 151 | 43 | 15 |
580 | It’s mostly over indirect heat. | 1.3493 | 0.04167 | 209 | 150 | 45 | 14 |
581 | The Neoliths aren't coming. They said they've gone agrarian. | 1.3493 | 0.04056 | 209 | 148 | 49 | 12 |
582 | When our guests arrive next week, the meat will be done. | 1.3493 | 0.04222 | 209 | 151 | 43 | 15 |
583 | You want vegan, take the kids to your sister's cave | 1.3493 | 0.04112 | 209 | 149 | 47 | 13 |
584 | Uh, yeah. It's vegan. | 1.3493 | 0.04056 | 209 | 148 | 49 | 12 |
585 | For future reference, let me know when you've lent out the big spatula. | 1.3493 | 0.04056 | 209 | 148 | 49 | 12 |
586 | What the hell you mean, you've decided to go vegan??!? | 1.3493 | 0.04056 | 209 | 148 | 49 | 12 |
587 | The white meat has been done for a while. | 1.3493 | 0.04167 | 209 | 150 | 45 | 14 |
588 | And then I asked him, 'Why are you crossing the road?' | 1.3493 | 0.04222 | 209 | 151 | 43 | 15 |
589 | Hunter, gatherer and barbecuer. | 1.3490 | 0.04032 | 192 | 133 | 51 | 8 |
590 | Uh ... no. I haven't seen your pet stegosaurus of late. | 1.3480 | 0.04235 | 204 | 147 | 43 | 14 |
591 | I have an uncanny desire to hold a 12-ounce cylindrical object in my right hand. | 1.3478 | 0.04248 | 207 | 150 | 42 | 15 |
592 | I also discovered Costco. | 1.3478 | 0.04248 | 207 | 150 | 42 | 15 |
593 | It took him 17 years to get this big so can you wait 2 more minutes until it’s done? | 1.3478 | 0.03903 | 207 | 144 | 54 | 9 |
594 | And DON’T tell me you only like white meat! | 1.3478 | 0.04193 | 207 | 149 | 44 | 14 |
595 | Don’t put the corn on yet | 1.3478 | 0.04136 | 207 | 148 | 46 | 13 |
596 | Let's just call it Beyond Turkey. | 1.3478 | 0.04079 | 207 | 147 | 48 | 12 |
597 | You can start the beans at sunrise. | 1.3478 | 0.04079 | 207 | 147 | 48 | 12 |
598 | Just a few more days. | 1.3478 | 0.03903 | 207 | 144 | 54 | 9 |
599 | Next time don’t shop at Costco! | 1.3478 | 0.04248 | 207 | 150 | 42 | 15 |
600 | Midnight munchies, dear? | 1.3478 | 0.04136 | 207 | 148 | 46 | 13 |
601 | Sorry there's only one drumstick. You'll have to share. | 1.3478 | 0.03963 | 207 | 145 | 52 | 10 |
602 | This way, there are no fights over the drumstick. | 1.3478 | 0.03963 | 207 | 145 | 52 | 10 |
603 | What happens in our diorama........stays in our diorama. | 1.3474 | 0.04191 | 190 | 134 | 46 | 10 |
604 | And what are you three having for dinner? | 1.3468 | 0.04460 | 173 | 123 | 40 | 10 |
605 | Just think of it like Thanksgiving, but for three years straight. | 1.3467 | 0.04187 | 199 | 142 | 45 | 12 |
606 | I figure it'll be ready sometime tomorrow.... why? | 1.3467 | 0.04187 | 199 | 142 | 45 | 12 |
607 | Next month we'll have dessert. | 1.3467 | 0.04187 | 199 | 142 | 45 | 12 |
608 | You can’t get the grill marks if you cook it over an open flame. | 1.3465 | 0.03836 | 202 | 139 | 56 | 7 |
609 | I hope dark meat is OK! | 1.3465 | 0.04204 | 202 | 145 | 44 | 13 |
610 | It’s the last woolly mammoth, so it’ll be worth the wait. | 1.3465 | 0.04085 | 202 | 143 | 48 | 11 |
611 | There's nothing worse than undercooked brontosaurus." | 1.3465 | 0.04319 | 202 | 147 | 40 | 15 |
612 | It's Sunday. Chick-fil-A was closed. | 1.3463 | 0.04385 | 205 | 151 | 37 | 17 |
613 | Does anybody else want one? | 1.3463 | 0.04330 | 205 | 150 | 39 | 16 |
614 | Yes, the coals are hot enough! | 1.3463 | 0.04045 | 205 | 145 | 49 | 11 |
615 | I want a gas BBQ for my birthday. | 1.3463 | 0.04161 | 205 | 147 | 45 | 13 |
616 | I got the idea from a restaurant review in The New Yorker. | 1.3463 | 0.04598 | 205 | 155 | 29 | 21 |
617 | Rare okay? | 1.3463 | 0.04045 | 205 | 145 | 49 | 11 |
618 | You always said I was paranoid about growth hormones in our food, but now do you believe me? | 1.3463 | 0.04218 | 205 | 148 | 43 | 14 |
619 | I’m thinking late tomorrow afternoon. Do we have another option for tonight? | 1.3463 | 0.04045 | 205 | 145 | 49 | 11 |
620 | Hon, I might be here for a bit. Would you bring me a beer? | 1.3463 | 0.04274 | 205 | 149 | 41 | 15 |
621 | What? I'm hungry. | 1.3463 | 0.04274 | 205 | 149 | 41 | 15 |
622 | You'll like it. It tastes like what chicken will taste like in the future. | 1.3463 | 0.04103 | 205 | 146 | 47 | 12 |
623 | Maybe instead of a spatula you could have bought me a bigger grill. | 1.3463 | 0.03924 | 205 | 143 | 53 | 9 |
624 | this one's almost done. bring me the other leg. | 1.3463 | 0.04103 | 205 | 146 | 47 | 12 |
625 | I was the one who suggested burgers; but noooo...you insisted on a drumstick. | 1.3463 | 0.04045 | 205 | 145 | 49 | 11 |
626 | It’s my mother’s recipe. | 1.3463 | 0.03985 | 205 | 144 | 51 | 10 |
627 | But it's gluten-free! | 1.3463 | 0.04218 | 205 | 148 | 43 | 14 |
628 | This is gonna take another couple of days so you may as well go back inside and draw on the walls. | 1.3463 | 0.04330 | 205 | 150 | 39 | 16 |
629 | Yeah, but on the bright side by the time it's done we may have gone from Erectus to Sapiens. | 1.3463 | 0.03985 | 205 | 144 | 51 | 10 |
630 | I could be the next Iron Age Chef!" | 1.3463 | 0.04274 | 205 | 149 | 41 | 15 |
631 | Hey - you want white meat you gotta hunt it yourself | 1.3463 | 0.04218 | 205 | 148 | 43 | 14 |
632 | Okay, I've got sort of done, maybe kind of done, and probably not much done at all. | 1.3463 | 0.04103 | 205 | 146 | 47 | 12 |
633 | Just be thankful that I'm not cooking it sous vide. | 1.3463 | 0.03863 | 205 | 142 | 55 | 8 |
634 | Of course it's free range AND organic. I wasn't born under a rock ... Well ... | 1.3463 | 0.04161 | 205 | 147 | 45 | 13 |
635 | Pay attention, kids – someday you'll need to flip a pterodactyl leg with a spatula. | 1.3463 | 0.04045 | 205 | 145 | 49 | 11 |
636 | That’s it for the leftovers. | 1.3450 | 0.04047 | 200 | 141 | 49 | 10 |
637 | You said, "Well done." | 1.3450 | 0.04047 | 200 | 146 | 41 | 13 |
638 | What do you mean, 'the kids want vegetarian'? | 1.3450 | 0.03985 | 200 | 140 | 51 | 9 |
639 | Borgtok, is this our large spatula? | 1.3450 | 0.04109 | 200 | 142 | 47 | 11 |
640 | The T-Rex ate the rest... | 1.3450 | 0.04229 | 200 | 144 | 43 | 13 |
641 | Next time, let's get the hormone-free pterodactyl legs. | 1.3450 | 0.04229 | 200 | 144 | 43 | 13 |
642 | Do you want burnt or raw? | 1.3450 | 0.04109 | 200 | 142 | 47 | 11 |
643 | The other leg got away? | 1.3450 | 0.04109 | 200 | 142 | 47 | 11 |
644 | I'm happy as long as you're doing the carving. | 1.3450 | 0.04109 | 200 | 142 | 47 | 11 |
645 | Relax, we're all getting the drumstick. | 1.3448 | 0.04008 | 203 | 143 | 50 | 10 |
646 | Another successful Costco outing. | 1.3448 | 0.04301 | 203 | 148 | 40 | 15 |
647 | Of course we can all have the leg. | 1.3448 | 0.04128 | 203 | 145 | 46 | 12 |
648 | Honey, can you grab the meat thermometer for me? | 1.3448 | 0.04068 | 203 | 144 | 48 | 11 |
649 | NOW I wish I had paid extra for the rotisserie | 1.3448 | 0.04244 | 203 | 147 | 42 | 14 |
650 | What?? I had a late craving... | 1.3448 | 0.04128 | 203 | 145 | 46 | 12 |
651 | Do you want to eat inside or outside? | 1.3448 | 0.04244 | 203 | 147 | 42 | 14 |
652 | Just a few more hours, sweetie. | 1.3448 | 0.04008 | 203 | 143 | 50 | 10 |
653 | Well done? Not possible. | 1.3448 | 0.04186 | 203 | 146 | 44 | 13 |
654 | It's a Costco chicken | 1.3448 | 0.04186 | 203 | 146 | 44 | 13 |
655 | It’s not too much, honey! We’ll use it for lunches if we have leftovers. | 1.3448 | 0.04244 | 203 | 147 | 42 | 14 |
656 | I think maybe four or five days should do it? | 1.3448 | 0.03946 | 203 | 142 | 52 | 9 |
657 | I sometimes think we're taking this paleo diet too literally. | 1.3448 | 0.04244 | 203 | 147 | 42 | 14 |
658 | Wow. What happened to rest of him. | 1.3448 | 0.04128 | 203 | 145 | 46 | 12 |
659 | I hope everyone likes rare. | 1.3448 | 0.04068 | 203 | 144 | 48 | 11 |
660 | Can someone bring me the basting broom? | 1.3448 | 0.04186 | 203 | 146 | 44 | 13 |
661 | No, it’s not. | 1.3448 | 0.04413 | 203 | 150 | 36 | 17 |
662 | Honey, is it too late to order a pizza? | 1.3448 | 0.04244 | 203 | 147 | 42 | 14 |
663 | Don’t worry honey, they promised me there were no artificial hormones. | 1.3448 | 0.04008 | 203 | 143 | 50 | 10 |
664 | Honey, this is our last leg since the thaw | 1.3448 | 0.04413 | 203 | 150 | 36 | 17 |
665 | White Meat??!! Now you want white meat! | 1.3448 | 0.04358 | 203 | 149 | 38 | 16 |
666 | It would help if you didn't just stand there. | 1.3448 | 0.04244 | 203 | 147 | 42 | 14 |
667 | What year did you say the Joneses were coming? | 1.3436 | 0.04636 | 163 | 117 | 36 | 10 |
668 | Sure, it’s inconvenient, but nothing’s organic at the deli.” | 1.3433 | 0.04152 | 201 | 144 | 45 | 12 |
669 | Why do you always have this disapproving look on your face? | 1.3433 | 0.04271 | 201 | 146 | 41 | 14 |
670 | Stop sniveling; it was him or me! | 1.3433 | 0.04212 | 201 | 145 | 43 | 13 |
671 | We need a bigger grill | 1.3433 | 0.04152 | 201 | 144 | 45 | 12 |
672 | Who's for rare? | 1.3433 | 0.04152 | 201 | 144 | 45 | 12 |
673 | Yes, Weber is the "Cadillac of Grills." For Titanis Bird, we need "Winnebago of Grills." | 1.3433 | 0.04092 | 201 | 143 | 47 | 11 |
674 | No briquettes, no lighter fluid. You tell me how long it's gonna take. | 1.3433 | 0.04271 | 201 | 146 | 41 | 14 |
675 | Do you think one is enough? | 1.3433 | 0.04092 | 201 | 143 | 47 | 11 |
676 | It's not going to cook any faster by staring at it. | 1.3433 | 0.04031 | 201 | 142 | 49 | 10 |
677 | And this was one of the babies. | 1.3433 | 0.04328 | 201 | 147 | 39 | 15 |
678 | Last time I send you shopping alone. | 1.3433 | 0.04328 | 201 | 147 | 39 | 15 |
679 | Told you I was a leg man. | 1.3433 | 0.04328 | 201 | 147 | 39 | 15 |
680 | What? It’s woolly mammoth. It was the last one. I got it on sale. | 1.3433 | 0.04092 | 201 | 143 | 47 | 11 |
681 | No, I cannot guarantee it is organic. | 1.3433 | 0.03905 | 201 | 140 | 53 | 8 |
682 | Grilling is a process, Helen! | 1.3433 | 0.03905 | 201 | 140 | 53 | 8 |
683 | Call me crazy but a good old-fashioned fire would be better. | 1.3433 | 0.04271 | 201 | 146 | 41 | 14 |
684 | Over at MacDonald's cave he cooks his in just a couple minutes! | 1.3417 | 0.04297 | 199 | 145 | 40 | 14 |
685 | Carbs were bad for us, honey. | 1.3417 | 0.04178 | 199 | 143 | 44 | 12 |
686 | Don't give me grief, they were on sale. | 1.3417 | 0.04178 | 199 | 143 | 44 | 12 |
687 | Tell me why I should even bother making a grocery list for you anymore. | 1.3417 | 0.04297 | 199 | 145 | 40 | 14 |
688 | You know the Gronks have a gas grill, Sharon... | 1.3417 | 0.03796 | 199 | 137 | 56 | 6 |
689 | Shoulda seen the one that got away! | 1.3417 | 0.04054 | 199 | 141 | 48 | 10 |
690 | We wanted wings | 1.3417 | 0.04238 | 199 | 144 | 42 | 13 |
691 | I’m braver than you think. You should have seen this chick’s mother. | 1.3417 | 0.03991 | 199 | 140 | 50 | 9 |
692 | Don’t just stand there. Bring me the big tongs. | 1.3417 | 0.04116 | 199 | 142 | 46 | 11 |
693 | Buying in bulk is cheaper, Ellen | 1.3417 | 0.04178 | 199 | 143 | 44 | 12 |
694 | Dinner will be ready some time in the late Pleistocene. The kids can have some chips and queso first. | 1.3417 | 0.04297 | 199 | 145 | 40 | 14 |
695 | Well Done? Are you serious? | 1.3417 | 0.04297 | 199 | 145 | 40 | 14 |
696 | What do you mean now you’re a vegetarian? | 1.3417 | 0.04238 | 199 | 144 | 42 | 13 |
697 | I know it's past dinnertime | 1.3417 | 0.03991 | 199 | 140 | 50 | 9 |
698 | Sorry, won’t happen again, it was a close out special, last one, species just went extinct. | 1.3417 | 0.03991 | 199 | 140 | 50 | 9 |
699 | You should have gathered more nuts and berries | 1.3417 | 0.04116 | 199 | 142 | 46 | 11 |
700 | I don't want to hear, 'Is it ready yet?' | 1.3417 | 0.04116 | 199 | 142 | 46 | 11 |
701 | This is not my idea of 'eating out.' | 1.3417 | 0.03991 | 199 | 140 | 50 | 9 |
702 | I couldn’t find Big Foot, but I was able to catch Big Leg. | 1.3407 | 0.04299 | 182 | 130 | 42 | 10 |
703 | it's grass-fed. | 1.3402 | 0.04247 | 194 | 140 | 42 | 12 |
704 | It tastes like chicken, dear | 1.3402 | 0.04120 | 194 | 138 | 46 | 10 |
705 | Your dinner will be prehistoric. | 1.3401 | 0.04203 | 197 | 142 | 43 | 12 |
706 | Sorry - I'll put the white meat on next. Gimme a couple days. | 1.3401 | 0.04141 | 197 | 141 | 45 | 11 |
707 | Must wait. Not want E. coli. | 1.3401 | 0.04264 | 197 | 143 | 41 | 13 |
708 | Dinner is almost ready and I hope you like Pterodactyl. | 1.3401 | 0.04203 | 197 | 142 | 43 | 12 |
709 | Challenged a T-Rex to an arm wrestling contest, works every time... | 1.3401 | 0.04325 | 197 | 144 | 39 | 14 |
710 | I told you I prefer white meat! What happened to the breast? | 1.3401 | 0.04141 | 197 | 141 | 45 | 11 |
711 | Ten more minutes, okay? | 1.3401 | 0.03747 | 197 | 135 | 57 | 5 |
712 | Do you want it “crispy” or “original” | 1.3401 | 0.04141 | 197 | 141 | 45 | 11 |
713 | They were on sale at Costco! | 1.3401 | 0.04203 | 197 | 142 | 43 | 12 |
714 | You should see the wings. | 1.3401 | 0.04078 | 197 | 140 | 47 | 10 |
715 | Velociraptor must be cooked to an internal temperature of 165 degrees. | 1.3401 | 0.04014 | 197 | 139 | 49 | 9 |
716 | It'll be done in the Mesozoic Era. | 1.3401 | 0.04078 | 197 | 140 | 47 | 10 |
717 | How do you feel about pterodactyl tartare? | 1.3385 | 0.04338 | 192 | 140 | 39 | 13 |
718 | I got tired of being a starving cave artist. | 1.3385 | 0.03836 | 195 | 135 | 54 | 6 |
719 | Yes sweetie, you are a true visionary. Now, how about we just get a pizza before we all starve. | 1.3385 | 0.04037 | 195 | 138 | 48 | 9 |
720 | This will work a lot better once someone invents beer, mesquite, and fire. | 1.3385 | 0.04229 | 195 | 141 | 42 | 12 |
721 | That'll teach 'em to cancel our flight. | 1.3385 | 0.04291 | 195 | 142 | 40 | 13 |
722 | Sure, we could eat this. But think about what we can catch with this as the bait. | 1.3385 | 0.04291 | 195 | 142 | 40 | 13 |
723 | I told you post-apocalyptic life would be weird. | 1.3385 | 0.04472 | 195 | 145 | 34 | 16 |
724 | I don't care if you don't like dark meat! | 1.3385 | 0.04352 | 195 | 143 | 38 | 14 |
725 | Go on dear, flip the bird. | 1.3385 | 0.04352 | 195 | 143 | 38 | 14 |
726 | Believe or not, someday people will pay a lot of money for a smoked drumstick one-tenth this size. | 1.3385 | 0.04102 | 195 | 139 | 46 | 10 |
727 | I forgot to defrost it for 351 hours first! | 1.3385 | 0.04166 | 195 | 140 | 44 | 11 |
728 | It's dark meat for the next month guys! | 1.3385 | 0.04037 | 195 | 138 | 48 | 9 |
729 | What son mean, he vegan? | 1.3385 | 0.04037 | 195 | 138 | 48 | 9 |
730 | Better eat this fast; his mom is right around the corner. | 1.3385 | 0.04037 | 195 | 138 | 48 | 9 |
731 | And 66 million years later human beings will wonder what caused the dinosaurs to go extinct. | 1.3385 | 0.04166 | 195 | 140 | 44 | 11 |
732 | I’m considering switching from fossil fuels, or, as we call them, fuels. | 1.3385 | 0.04102 | 195 | 139 | 46 | 10 |
733 | Ok, ok, it was the managers special | 1.3385 | 0.03971 | 195 | 137 | 50 | 8 |
734 | I told you we should have taken the mammoth out of the glacier this morning | 1.3385 | 0.04352 | 195 | 143 | 38 | 14 |
735 | And you say I don’t do anything for this family | 1.3385 | 0.04291 | 195 | 142 | 40 | 13 |
736 | Because Flintstone got the last rack of ribs at the drive-thru, that's why! | 1.3385 | 0.04352 | 195 | 143 | 38 | 14 |
737 | Quick! Get a wall drawing of this! | 1.3371 | 0.04569 | 178 | 131 | 34 | 13 |
738 | Bring me the large spatula please. | 1.3370 | 0.04260 | 184 | 132 | 42 | 10 |
739 | It's just taking a little longer than I planned. | 1.3368 | 0.04429 | 190 | 140 | 36 | 14 |
740 | There's more from where this came from. | 1.3368 | 0.04192 | 193 | 139 | 43 | 11 |
741 | Look what the meteor shower gave us for dinner tonight. | 1.3351 | 0.04282 | 191 | 139 | 40 | 12 |
742 | No, you can only have dark meat! | 1.3351 | 0.04085 | 191 | 136 | 46 | 9 |
743 | Gimme a break I only just discovered fire | 1.3351 | 0.04218 | 191 | 138 | 42 | 11 |
744 | After the BBQ and the spatula, we’re gonna have to invent beer.” | 1.3351 | 0.04346 | 191 | 140 | 38 | 13 |
745 | Dinner is going to take a while. | 1.3351 | 0.04152 | 191 | 137 | 44 | 10 |
746 | Amazing, isn't it? I'm calling it a 'grill'. | 1.3351 | 0.04471 | 191 | 142 | 34 | 15 |
747 | I told you not to shop at Costco. | 1.3351 | 0.04152 | 191 | 137 | 44 | 10 |
748 | Don't blame me. You're the ones who wanted dark meat! | 1.3351 | 0.04017 | 191 | 135 | 48 | 8 |
749 | So where is this Costco hunting ground? | 1.3351 | 0.04218 | 191 | 138 | 42 | 11 |
750 | You guys had better make a start on the roots & berries | 1.3351 | 0.04218 | 191 | 138 | 42 | 11 |
751 | It was faster when we ate everything rare. | 1.3351 | 0.04152 | 191 | 137 | 44 | 10 |
752 | It was the smallest size available at Costcave. | 1.3351 | 0.04218 | 191 | 138 | 42 | 11 |
753 | Just you wait. Some day, every cave will have one of these babies. | 1.3351 | 0.04282 | 191 | 139 | 40 | 12 |
754 | I just discovered fire. Still trying to figure out the time to cook | 1.3351 | 0.04152 | 191 | 137 | 44 | 10 |
755 | You've gone vegan - and now you tell me! | 1.3351 | 0.03948 | 191 | 134 | 50 | 7 |
756 | It will be done by Wednesday | 1.3351 | 0.04017 | 191 | 135 | 48 | 8 |
757 | I'm assuming you bought the extra-large taco shells. | 1.3351 | 0.04409 | 191 | 141 | 36 | 14 |
758 | I thought we got past "size matters," Doug. | 1.3351 | 0.04282 | 191 | 139 | 40 | 12 |
759 | It'll be a little longer...I got delayed inventing fire. | 1.3351 | 0.04409 | 191 | 141 | 36 | 14 |
760 | Yes, dear. I know it has to cook through. | 1.3351 | 0.04409 | 191 | 141 | 36 | 14 |
761 | I’ll be glad when these things evolve into chickens | 1.3351 | 0.04218 | 191 | 138 | 42 | 11 |
762 | Of course it's compatible with the Paleo diet! | 1.3333 | 0.04040 | 189 | 134 | 47 | 8 |
763 | You're the one who wants "well done" | 1.3333 | 0.04109 | 189 | 135 | 45 | 9 |
764 | They said “it’s so easy a cavemen can do it!” | 1.3333 | 0.04177 | 189 | 136 | 43 | 10 |
765 | Not only is it dinner. It deters other dinosaurs. | 1.3333 | 0.03826 | 189 | 131 | 53 | 5 |
766 | But we had tyrannosaurus last night! | 1.3333 | 0.04310 | 189 | 138 | 39 | 12 |
767 | Look, no one loved Thumper more than I did. But I wasn't gonna just flush him down the toilet! | 1.3333 | 0.04564 | 189 | 142 | 31 | 16 |
768 | I remember when these things came in a bucket. | 1.3333 | 0.04109 | 189 | 135 | 45 | 9 |
769 | Don't you dare tell me you've gone vegan. | 1.3333 | 0.04177 | 189 | 136 | 43 | 10 |
770 | You can't rush pterfection, kids | 1.3333 | 0.04543 | 171 | 125 | 35 | 11 |
771 | You'll eat dark meat and like it. | 1.3333 | 0.04109 | 189 | 135 | 45 | 9 |
772 | It's still gonna be a while, but I gotta say, the pre-seasoning made all the difference this time. | 1.3333 | 0.04244 | 189 | 137 | 41 | 11 |
773 | It's 3am, Bob. Maybe give up on slow-cooking this? | 1.3333 | 0.04509 | 177 | 130 | 35 | 12 |
774 | Who likes it rare? | 1.3333 | 0.04229 | 171 | 121 | 43 | 7 |
775 | Honey, could you set the timer for 3 moon cycles? | 1.3333 | 0.04375 | 189 | 139 | 37 | 13 |
776 | I'm gonna need a bigger spatula. | 1.3333 | 0.04109 | 189 | 135 | 45 | 9 |
777 | I SAID, it will be done SOON! | 1.3333 | 0.04040 | 189 | 134 | 47 | 8 |
778 | What do you mean you’re a vegetarian? | 1.3333 | 0.04310 | 189 | 138 | 39 | 12 |
779 | Did we get RSVP from the Neanderthals? | 1.3333 | 0.04618 | 171 | 126 | 33 | 12 |
780 | Give me a break! I just learned how to make fire. | 1.3333 | 0.04310 | 189 | 138 | 39 | 12 |
781 | Ok, plant the onions. It should be ready by the end of the month. | 1.3333 | 0.04244 | 189 | 137 | 41 | 11 |
782 | Hey, it’s gluten-free. | 1.3333 | 0.04244 | 189 | 137 | 41 | 11 |
783 | I told you we should get the three-burner grill, but no... | 1.3315 | 0.04178 | 184 | 132 | 43 | 9 |
784 | Next weekend - sushi. | 1.3315 | 0.04453 | 184 | 136 | 35 | 13 |
785 | I harness fire. I invent barbecue. The least you can do is bring me a cold one. | 1.3315 | 0.04249 | 184 | 133 | 41 | 10 |
786 | It's from a new place called Costco | 1.3314 | 0.04289 | 172 | 123 | 41 | 8 |
787 | Just two more days. | 1.3297 | 0.04131 | 182 | 130 | 44 | 8 |
788 | You get what you get and you don’t get upset. | 1.3297 | 0.04057 | 182 | 129 | 46 | 7 |
789 | You can't rush woolly mammoth. | 1.3297 | 0.04276 | 182 | 132 | 40 | 10 |
790 | We can eat this later. Right now President Trump wants to trace around it to include Alabama in the hurricane warning. | 1.3296 | 0.04605 | 179 | 134 | 31 | 14 |
791 | I already told you!! They were out of the white meat.... | 1.3296 | 0.04323 | 179 | 130 | 39 | 10 |
792 | I'm doing the best I can with this primitive grill. | 1.3294 | 0.04317 | 170 | 122 | 40 | 8 |
793 | Let the Homo sapiens worry about carbon emissions. | 1.3294 | 0.04703 | 170 | 127 | 30 | 13 |
794 | Why woman stand there? Go invent potato salad. | 1.3289 | 0.04804 | 149 | 109 | 31 | 9 |
795 | Do you honestly think that this is going to cook evenly? | 1.3278 | 0.04445 | 180 | 133 | 35 | 12 |
796 | I'm gonna need more wood. | 1.3260 | 0.03829 | 181 | 126 | 51 | 4 |
797 | Do we have any asparagus? | 1.3260 | 0.04424 | 181 | 134 | 35 | 12 |
798 | I told you already. When the moon is full. | 1.3260 | 0.04283 | 181 | 132 | 39 | 10 |
799 | Tell the boy child they were out of nuggets. | 1.3260 | 0.04354 | 181 | 133 | 37 | 11 |
800 | I could do with bigger tongs, honey. | 1.3260 | 0.04354 | 181 | 133 | 37 | 11 |
801 | Everybody gets the drumstick tonight! | 1.3260 | 0.04561 | 181 | 136 | 31 | 14 |
802 | One taste of my demi-glace and you won’t think it’s pretentious. | 1.3260 | 0.04283 | 181 | 132 | 39 | 10 |
803 | Honey, did you say 20 minutes per pound? | 1.3258 | 0.04105 | 178 | 127 | 44 | 7 |
804 | I am cooking it slow! | 1.3258 | 0.04257 | 178 | 129 | 40 | 9 |
805 | You could have at least bought a bigger spatula. | 1.3258 | 0.04257 | 178 | 129 | 40 | 9 |
806 | Who gets the drumstick? | 1.3258 | 0.04331 | 178 | 130 | 38 | 10 |
807 | Wheel schmeel, this baby is the future. | 1.3258 | 0.04475 | 178 | 132 | 34 | 12 |
808 | The Pre-American Dream | 1.3258 | 0.04475 | 178 | 132 | 34 | 12 |
809 | Let me have this. I gave you my man cave. | 1.3258 | 0.04257 | 178 | 129 | 40 | 9 |
810 | Honey, when did you take the bird out of the glacier? | 1.3258 | 0.04182 | 178 | 128 | 42 | 8 |
811 | Your eyes were bigger than your grill. | 1.3257 | 0.04305 | 175 | 127 | 39 | 9 |
812 | Don't worry about leftovers. By the time this is finally cooked,the Ice Age should be here. | 1.3239 | 0.04360 | 176 | 129 | 37 | 10 |
813 | It's Beyond mammoth | 1.3239 | 0.04506 | 176 | 131 | 33 | 12 |
814 | I figured this would put an end to fighting over who eats the drumsticks for a while. | 1.3239 | 0.04130 | 176 | 126 | 43 | 7 |
815 | Hunny, of course it’s organic non-GMO. | 1.3239 | 0.04285 | 176 | 128 | 39 | 9 |
816 | What do you mean, you want white meat? | 1.3239 | 0.04285 | 176 | 128 | 39 | 9 |
817 | You have time to kill a giant chicken and invent the charcoal grill, but can't pick the kids up from school? | 1.3239 | 0.04285 | 176 | 128 | 39 | 9 |
818 | We have kids? | 1.3239 | 0.04506 | 176 | 131 | 33 | 12 |
819 | Scream if you see a one-legged terror bird hopping around. | 1.3239 | 0.04648 | 176 | 133 | 29 | 14 |
820 | Just another 8 hours my dear | 1.3239 | 0.04285 | 176 | 128 | 39 | 9 |
821 | Okay, okay . . . so maybe I shouldn’t have jumped at the pre-meteor grill sale. | 1.3239 | 0.04130 | 176 | 126 | 43 | 7 |
822 | Do you like it medium rare, or extinct | 1.3239 | 0.04360 | 176 | 129 | 37 | 10 |
823 | Next one flies by with a white meat drumstick, I’ll bag it. | 1.3239 | 0.04208 | 176 | 127 | 41 | 8 |
824 | Hun, can you gather some spices? | 1.3239 | 0.04285 | 176 | 128 | 39 | 9 |
825 | I loved Barney too but he would have wanted it this way. | 1.3239 | 0.04578 | 176 | 132 | 31 | 13 |
826 | Be patient. You know the dark meat takes longer. | 1.3239 | 0.04130 | 176 | 126 | 43 | 7 |
827 | Of course its soy-based, do I look like a Neanderthal? | 1.3239 | 0.04433 | 176 | 130 | 35 | 11 |
828 | I don't care if it's the Ice Age. We're grilling out! | 1.3239 | 0.04360 | 176 | 129 | 37 | 10 |
829 | Dinner will be a little late. | 1.3239 | 0.04578 | 176 | 132 | 31 | 13 |
830 | Nearly done - just give it a week. | 1.3239 | 0.04208 | 176 | 127 | 41 | 8 |
831 | Save the bone for my crafting! | 1.3239 | 0.04360 | 176 | 129 | 37 | 10 |
832 | Trust me it will taste just like Chicken..!! | 1.3239 | 0.04360 | 176 | 129 | 37 | 10 |
833 | You stay in there in case he comes around looking for it. | 1.3239 | 0.04578 | 176 | 132 | 31 | 13 |
834 | Hey Babe , do you have a 2 ft thermometer? | 1.3239 | 0.04360 | 176 | 129 | 37 | 10 |
835 | Do you want the bun toasted? | 1.3239 | 0.04208 | 176 | 127 | 41 | 8 |
836 | Well next time you might think twice before making fun of my small spear when I want a new big grill. | 1.3239 | 0.04360 | 176 | 129 | 37 | 10 |
837 | Well it took even longer to kill so chill out. | 1.3239 | 0.04360 | 176 | 129 | 37 | 10 |
838 | You think this is big, wait til you see what I have planned for the Super Bowl. | 1.3239 | 0.04285 | 176 | 128 | 39 | 9 |
839 | We've just discovered fire last week, it's not like I know what i'm doing. | 1.3239 | 0.04506 | 176 | 131 | 33 | 12 |
840 | This is an example of biting off more than you can chew. | 1.3239 | 0.04433 | 176 | 130 | 35 | 11 |
841 | No! There’s no veggie option! | 1.3239 | 0.04433 | 176 | 130 | 35 | 11 |
842 | Sometime this Millennium would be nice. | 1.3239 | 0.04360 | 176 | 129 | 37 | 10 |
843 | Do you have anything plant based? | 1.3239 | 0.04285 | 176 | 128 | 39 | 9 |
844 | I think this calls for a nice Bordeaux. | 1.3239 | 0.04506 | 176 | 131 | 33 | 12 |
845 | What do you mean that you want a breast? | 1.3239 | 0.04208 | 176 | 127 | 41 | 8 |
846 | Um, so we're down to one briquette .. so this may take awhile .. | 1.3239 | 0.04360 | 176 | 129 | 37 | 10 |
847 | See -- this is why we needed to bring the grill. | 1.3237 | 0.04175 | 173 | 124 | 42 | 7 |
848 | I know that's what I said last night. | 1.3237 | 0.04175 | 173 | 124 | 42 | 7 |
849 | You should have seen the size of the breast. | 1.3218 | 0.04464 | 174 | 129 | 34 | 11 |
850 | Yes, as a matter of fact, it was free range. | 1.3218 | 0.04464 | 174 | 129 | 34 | 11 |
851 | We're gonna need a bigger grill. | 1.3218 | 0.04235 | 174 | 126 | 40 | 8 |
852 | Don’t tell me now you’ve decided to become a vegetarian. | 1.3218 | 0.04464 | 174 | 129 | 34 | 11 |
853 | I know when to flip it. | 1.3218 | 0.04155 | 174 | 125 | 42 | 7 |
854 | It'll be done before half time. | 1.3218 | 0.04538 | 174 | 130 | 32 | 12 |
855 | And your mother said I 'couldn't bring home the bacon.' | 1.3218 | 0.04155 | 174 | 125 | 42 | 7 |
856 | I said to bring home the bacon. | 1.3218 | 0.04464 | 174 | 129 | 34 | 11 |
857 | Winner, Winner, Pterodactyl Dinner | 1.3218 | 0.04464 | 174 | 129 | 34 | 11 |
858 | I hope you all like the dark meat. | 1.3218 | 0.04389 | 174 | 128 | 36 | 10 |
859 | Do you want yours raw or rare? | 1.3218 | 0.04538 | 174 | 130 | 32 | 12 |
860 | It was the only part your hunter could gather | 1.3218 | 0.04312 | 174 | 127 | 38 | 9 |
861 | First I marinate it in red wine and olive oil with a little rosemary and then I turn it often for three days. | 1.3216 | 0.04282 | 171 | 124 | 39 | 8 |
862 | Oh yeah? Be my guest if any of you think you can cook it faster. | 1.3216 | 0.04740 | 171 | 130 | 27 | 14 |
863 | We’re looking at about five hours a side. | 1.3216 | 0.04362 | 171 | 125 | 37 | 9 |
864 | What do you mean it's not balanced? It looks balanced to me. | 1.3216 | 0.04440 | 171 | 126 | 35 | 10 |
865 | You have to admit it, Linda - that nuclear holocaust did have its perks. | 1.3208 | 0.04748 | 159 | 119 | 29 | 11 |
866 | Stay there. His mother may come looking. | 1.3198 | 0.04418 | 172 | 127 | 35 | 10 |
867 | Who wants the last one? ... It really is the last one! | 1.3198 | 0.04418 | 172 | 127 | 35 | 10 |
868 | It's Tyrannosaurus ex. | 1.3198 | 0.04716 | 172 | 131 | 27 | 14 |
869 | How do you take it, well-done or Mesozoic? | 1.3198 | 0.04569 | 172 | 129 | 31 | 12 |
870 | You all get drumstick. | 1.3198 | 0.04418 | 172 | 127 | 35 | 10 |
871 | Trust me, I can't burn it this time. | 1.3198 | 0.04418 | 172 | 127 | 35 | 10 |
872 | Just be thankful the big one got away. | 1.3198 | 0.04099 | 172 | 123 | 43 | 6 |
873 | I told you not to supersize your order. | 1.3198 | 0.04418 | 172 | 127 | 35 | 10 |
874 | The slow food movement is really on trend | 1.3198 | 0.04099 | 172 | 123 | 43 | 6 |
875 | Oh, order this huge grill on Amazon, you said! Perfect for a paleo diet, you said! | 1.3195 | 0.04391 | 169 | 124 | 36 | 9 |
876 | What? They were out of the large. | 1.3195 | 0.04549 | 169 | 126 | 32 | 11 |
877 | Keep an eye out for the rest of him. | 1.3193 | 0.04605 | 166 | 124 | 31 | 11 |
878 | It should be done before the next ice age. | 1.3193 | 0.04360 | 166 | 121 | 37 | 8 |
879 | Oh, you want white meat? He shouldn't be hard to track. | 1.3193 | 0.04605 | 166 | 124 | 31 | 11 |
880 | Patience - there's no such thing as fast food on the Paleo Diet. | 1.3190 | 0.04497 | 163 | 120 | 34 | 9 |
881 | Will dinner be ready before the pleistocene age ends? | 1.3190 | 0.04412 | 163 | 119 | 36 | 8 |
882 | Are you sure you want it Well Done | 1.3176 | 0.04123 | 170 | 122 | 42 | 6 |
883 | They were all out of mammoth. I had to get turkey instead. | 1.3176 | 0.04448 | 170 | 126 | 34 | 10 |
884 | In a couple of thousand years, people will be walking around state fairs with these. | 1.3176 | 0.04207 | 170 | 123 | 40 | 7 |
885 | You want white meat, you drag it home next time! | 1.3176 | 0.04369 | 170 | 125 | 36 | 9 |
886 | Snuffy went North to a special farm, kids. | 1.3176 | 0.04207 | 170 | 123 | 40 | 7 |
887 | Anyone for tartare? | 1.3176 | 0.04526 | 170 | 127 | 32 | 11 |
888 | This was the last T-Rex, so it's going to have to last us awhile. | 1.3176 | 0.03951 | 170 | 120 | 46 | 4 |
889 | Sorry, took me longer than I thought to invent fire. | 1.3176 | 0.04369 | 170 | 125 | 36 | 9 |
890 | Dining room or al fresco?” | 1.3176 | 0.04289 | 170 | 124 | 38 | 8 |
891 | I learned this from that big Monolith that was here last week.” | 1.3176 | 0.04526 | 170 | 127 | 32 | 11 |
892 | More wood. | 1.3176 | 0.04038 | 170 | 121 | 44 | 5 |
893 | I have to invent fire and do all the cooking? | 1.3176 | 0.04369 | 170 | 125 | 36 | 9 |
894 | Yes, I brined it. | 1.3176 | 0.04448 | 170 | 126 | 34 | 10 |
895 | They call it a spatula | 1.3176 | 0.04207 | 170 | 123 | 40 | 7 |
896 | It's part of the tundra to hovel movement. | 1.3176 | 0.04526 | 170 | 127 | 32 | 11 |
897 | Thag hungry too, but Thag know difference between eating and dining. | 1.3176 | 0.04207 | 170 | 123 | 40 | 7 |
898 | Could you try not overcooking it, for once?? | 1.3176 | 0.04677 | 170 | 129 | 28 | 13 |
899 | It's just a midnight snack, don't judge me! | 1.3176 | 0.04038 | 170 | 121 | 44 | 5 |
900 | Are the potatoes ready yet? | 1.3176 | 0.04526 | 170 | 127 | 32 | 11 |
901 | Is there any more white meat? | 1.3176 | 0.04289 | 170 | 124 | 38 | 8 |
902 | Of course, Honey. Just how you like it. Charred on the outside, and pink with foot-long parasites on the inside. | 1.3176 | 0.04369 | 170 | 125 | 36 | 9 |
903 | I know what I'm doing! | 1.3176 | 0.04123 | 170 | 122 | 42 | 6 |
904 | Don’t look at me, you’re the one who wanted to move to the suburbs | 1.3176 | 0.04207 | 170 | 123 | 40 | 7 |
905 | It'll be done next week. | 1.3176 | 0.04448 | 170 | 126 | 34 | 10 |
906 | No, it’s a smoker. Fire hasn’t been discovered yet. | 1.3176 | 0.04207 | 170 | 123 | 40 | 7 |
907 | Whose turn for the drumstick? | 1.3176 | 0.04207 | 170 | 123 | 40 | 7 |
908 | I’ve prepared a side of tree. | 1.3176 | 0.04207 | 170 | 123 | 40 | 7 |
909 | I told you bone-in would take longer... | 1.3176 | 0.04602 | 170 | 128 | 30 | 12 |
910 | Who wants buffalo wing? | 1.3176 | 0.04526 | 170 | 127 | 32 | 11 |
911 | Sorry, folks. Dinner will be another six hours or so. | 1.3174 | 0.04169 | 167 | 120 | 41 | 6 |
912 | Club Sandwich, anyone? | 1.3161 | 0.04645 | 155 | 115 | 31 | 9 |
913 | I’m glad we decided on bone-in. | 1.3161 | 0.04170 | 155 | 110 | 41 | 4 |
914 | Yes, Ellen, you ARE right...perhaps I should have spatchcocked it. | 1.3161 | 0.04735 | 155 | 116 | 29 | 10 |
915 | Honey! Where is the other drumstick? | 1.3155 | 0.04317 | 168 | 123 | 37 | 8 |
916 | dinner's ready | 1.3155 | 0.04399 | 168 | 124 | 35 | 9 |
917 | Ready in a week! | 1.3155 | 0.04317 | 168 | 123 | 37 | 8 |
918 | Wait till you see the rump roast! | 1.3155 | 0.04479 | 168 | 125 | 33 | 10 |
919 | Don't worry, chickens and dinosaurs are related. | 1.3155 | 0.04317 | 168 | 123 | 37 | 8 |
920 | The Mastadon would have been too gamey | 1.3148 | 0.04505 | 162 | 120 | 33 | 9 |
921 | I am committed to my new diet and yes, that does include period dress and housing. | 1.3133 | 0.04836 | 150 | 113 | 27 | 10 |
922 | Where's that pterodactyl baster we got from Williams Sonoma? | 1.3133 | 0.04428 | 166 | 123 | 34 | 9 |
923 | They only had Stegosaurus. | 1.3133 | 0.04428 | 166 | 123 | 34 | 9 |
924 | Don't worry. It'll be ready by Thanksgiving. | 1.3133 | 0.04345 | 166 | 122 | 36 | 8 |
925 | How's the potato coming? | 1.3133 | 0.04345 | 166 | 122 | 36 | 8 |
926 | So easy a caveman can do it? Yeah, keep dreaming Marvin. | 1.3133 | 0.04428 | 166 | 123 | 34 | 9 |
927 | It may be faster to wait for the invention of the car and drive to a restaurant. | 1.3133 | 0.04345 | 166 | 122 | 36 | 8 |
928 | Oh yeah, I forgot to tell you, I invented coal. | 1.3133 | 0.04590 | 166 | 125 | 30 | 11 |
929 | Sorry. The t-rex got all of the white meat. | 1.3133 | 0.04669 | 166 | 126 | 28 | 12 |
930 | Someone's not worried about their carbon footprint. | 1.3133 | 0.04174 | 166 | 120 | 40 | 6 |
931 | I'll need more charcoal. | 1.3133 | 0.04345 | 166 | 122 | 36 | 8 |
932 | Yes dear, of course its grass-fed. | 1.3133 | 0.04345 | 166 | 122 | 36 | 8 |
933 | Is ice age, Karen. Still frozen in middle. | 1.3133 | 0.04590 | 166 | 125 | 30 | 11 |
934 | You may want to order take-out." | 1.3133 | 0.04590 | 166 | 125 | 30 | 11 |
935 | You should've seen the size of the chicken | 1.3133 | 0.04590 | 166 | 125 | 30 | 11 |
936 | No worries! Ten hours - tops. | 1.3133 | 0.04510 | 166 | 124 | 32 | 10 |
937 | Yes, I killed Big Bird, shut up and eat! | 1.3133 | 0.04669 | 166 | 126 | 28 | 12 |
938 | I just turned it. I'll turn it one more time on Tuesday and then it will be ready. | 1.3133 | 0.04345 | 166 | 122 | 36 | 8 |
939 | I call it the ‘Impossible Drumstick.’ | 1.3133 | 0.04428 | 166 | 123 | 34 | 9 |
940 | And then I had an idea for something I call the “State Fair” | 1.3133 | 0.04510 | 166 | 124 | 32 | 10 |
941 | You think this will be enough? | 1.3133 | 0.04428 | 166 | 123 | 34 | 9 |
942 | I'm not sure how to flip this... | 1.3133 | 0.04345 | 166 | 122 | 36 | 8 |
943 | Why do you always let your brother have the breast meat? | 1.3133 | 0.04669 | 166 | 126 | 28 | 12 |
944 | Costco! | 1.3133 | 0.04898 | 166 | 129 | 22 | 15 |
945 | Yes, it's leftovers again. If you don't like what I'm hunting, why don't you try going out and doing some gathering? | 1.3133 | 0.04260 | 166 | 121 | 38 | 7 |
946 | Are the potatoes ready? | 1.3133 | 0.04428 | 166 | 123 | 34 | 9 |
947 | Guess what I want for Father's Day | 1.3133 | 0.04260 | 166 | 121 | 38 | 7 |
948 | Be patient. Low and slow is the only way to keep it juicy. | 1.3133 | 0.03995 | 166 | 118 | 44 | 4 |
949 | It took me ages but I finally got the grill started. | 1.3133 | 0.04345 | 166 | 122 | 36 | 8 |
950 | It will be done at high moon. | 1.3133 | 0.04428 | 166 | 123 | 34 | 9 |
951 | Yeah, the servings are large, but it's paleo.... | 1.3133 | 0.04510 | 166 | 124 | 32 | 10 |
952 | It's going to be a few more eras. | 1.3133 | 0.04747 | 166 | 127 | 26 | 13 |
953 | Sorry I couldn't carry the filet home but the leg is almost as good. | 1.3133 | 0.04428 | 166 | 123 | 34 | 9 |
954 | Dear, do you think dinner will be done before the industrial revolution? | 1.3133 | 0.04590 | 166 | 125 | 30 | 11 |
955 | So easy, even a caveman can do it | 1.3133 | 0.04345 | 166 | 122 | 36 | 8 |
956 | There'll be no arguing over who gets the leg. | 1.3133 | 0.04428 | 166 | 123 | 34 | 9 |
957 | What do you mean; "we're out of charcoal"? | 1.3133 | 0.04510 | 166 | 124 | 32 | 10 |
958 | Don't be so squeamish. It tastes alot like pterodactyl | 1.3133 | 0.04510 | 166 | 124 | 32 | 10 |
959 | What wine goes well with Pterodactyl? | 1.3133 | 0.04260 | 166 | 121 | 38 | 7 |
960 | Next year's dinner is almost ready. | 1.3133 | 0.04428 | 166 | 123 | 34 | 9 |
961 | Let me know when the salad’s ready | 1.3133 | 0.04174 | 166 | 120 | 40 | 6 |
962 | I think we're gonna need a bigger grill. | 1.3133 | 0.04345 | 166 | 122 | 36 | 8 |
963 | I'm done with that vegan diet!! | 1.3133 | 0.04428 | 166 | 123 | 34 | 9 |
964 | I understand you’re hungry, but it took me a little while to invent the fire! | 1.3133 | 0.04174 | 166 | 120 | 40 | 6 |
965 | Yes dear, this is organic, free-range and antibiotic free. | 1.3133 | 0.04345 | 166 | 122 | 36 | 8 |
966 | I'd say he will have it cooked by next week, so go back to bed. | 1.3133 | 0.04345 | 166 | 122 | 36 | 8 |
967 | Does anybody NOT like the drumsticks? | 1.3133 | 0.04345 | 166 | 122 | 36 | 8 |
968 | Have we discovered tongs yet? | 1.3133 | 0.04345 | 166 | 122 | 36 | 8 |
969 | Two more minutes. | 1.3133 | 0.04260 | 166 | 121 | 38 | 7 |
970 | If your brother-in-law hadn't discovered fire, we could have eaten hours ago. | 1.3133 | 0.04260 | 166 | 121 | 38 | 7 |
971 | I SURE HOPE YOU ARE IN A FOWL MOOD | 1.3133 | 0.04174 | 166 | 120 | 40 | 6 |
972 | No, you dont get a choice. No breast ,no thighs, so deal with it. | 1.3133 | 0.04260 | 166 | 121 | 38 | 7 |
973 | Honey, can you please bring out the meat thermometer? | 1.3133 | 0.04260 | 166 | 121 | 38 | 7 |
974 | I hope this paleo diet thing is worth it. | 1.3133 | 0.04345 | 166 | 122 | 36 | 8 |
975 | I found it near where that meteor hit the other day. | 1.3133 | 0.04428 | 166 | 123 | 34 | 9 |
976 | I just don't think we should give up on fire completely until we've given it one last test. | 1.3133 | 0.04174 | 166 | 120 | 40 | 6 |
977 | It is the Lower Paleo diet. | 1.3133 | 0.04590 | 166 | 125 | 30 | 11 |
978 | Daddy, I'll take a wing. | 1.3133 | 0.04823 | 166 | 128 | 24 | 14 |
979 | You better like dark meat. | 1.3133 | 0.04345 | 166 | 122 | 36 | 8 |
980 | No, I don't think its grass fed | 1.3133 | 0.04590 | 166 | 125 | 30 | 11 |
981 | All of a sudden, I have a hankering for cranberries. | 1.3133 | 0.04510 | 166 | 124 | 32 | 10 |
982 | Now you know why I asked for a larger grill for my birthday! | 1.3133 | 0.04345 | 166 | 122 | 36 | 8 |
983 | Alton Brown says low and slow is the way to go | 1.3133 | 0.04590 | 166 | 125 | 30 | 11 |
984 | Don’t burn it | 1.3133 | 0.04174 | 166 | 120 | 40 | 6 |
985 | We're having chicken all month. Deal with it. | 1.3133 | 0.04590 | 166 | 125 | 30 | 11 |
986 | I'm a leg man! | 1.3133 | 0.04510 | 166 | 124 | 32 | 10 |
987 | You can't rush these things...." | 1.3133 | 0.04345 | 166 | 122 | 36 | 8 |
988 | Honey, dinner's almost raw. | 1.3133 | 0.04428 | 166 | 123 | 34 | 9 |
989 | We're two generations from eating it raw and you're all in a panic it won't be well done. | 1.3133 | 0.04085 | 166 | 119 | 42 | 5 |
990 | I still say a volcano gives a more even barbecuing. | 1.3133 | 0.04428 | 166 | 123 | 34 | 9 |
991 | How pink is too pink? | 1.3133 | 0.04590 | 166 | 125 | 30 | 11 |
992 | We may have to order pizza! | 1.3133 | 0.04590 | 166 | 125 | 30 | 11 |
993 | Well then, don't eat it if it's pink! | 1.3133 | 0.04345 | 166 | 122 | 36 | 8 |
994 | Next Tuesday there's a special on wing. | 1.3133 | 0.04590 | 166 | 125 | 30 | 11 |
995 | Tastes just like chicken. | 1.3133 | 0.04345 | 166 | 122 | 36 | 8 |
996 | This ‘mine has to be bigger’ thing has gone way too far. | 1.3133 | 0.04669 | 166 | 126 | 28 | 12 |
997 | I wish it felt more like Thanksgiving. | 1.3133 | 0.04428 | 166 | 123 | 34 | 9 |
998 | I gave up my cave. I draw the line at my grill. | 1.3133 | 0.04260 | 166 | 121 | 38 | 7 |
999 | And don't ask me again until Tuesday. | 1.3133 | 0.04174 | 166 | 120 | 40 | 6 |
1000 | Hey gatherers, the hunter wants a beer. | 1.3133 | 0.04428 | 166 | 123 | 34 | 9 |
1001 | 'He's still tied up in the back. You don't kill a bird like that all at once.' | 1.3133 | 0.04669 | 166 | 126 | 28 | 12 |
1002 | Trump shares sharpie rendering of Alabama family after Dorian makes landfall in Birmingham. | 1.3133 | 0.04669 | 166 | 126 | 28 | 12 |
1003 | We can't have potato salad until there's agriculture. | 1.3133 | 0.04428 | 166 | 123 | 34 | 9 |
1004 | What? You were the one who said, 'No big gas grill! We're not Neanderthals!' | 1.3133 | 0.04669 | 166 | 126 | 28 | 12 |
1005 | Ok, bring out the wing. | 1.3133 | 0.04345 | 166 | 122 | 36 | 8 |
1006 | What'll we do now for eggs? | 1.3133 | 0.04174 | 166 | 120 | 40 | 6 |
1007 | It should be ready in a few eras | 1.3133 | 0.03995 | 166 | 118 | 44 | 4 |
1008 | There was nothing in the refrigerator | 1.3133 | 0.04590 | 166 | 125 | 30 | 11 |
1009 | It’s new. They call it “Costco.” | 1.3133 | 0.04428 | 166 | 123 | 34 | 9 |
1010 | Looks like another minute... | 1.3133 | 0.04085 | 166 | 119 | 42 | 5 |
1011 | You guys already ate, right? | 1.3133 | 0.04428 | 166 | 123 | 34 | 9 |
1012 | I guess this is what they mean by 'Beyond Meat.' | 1.3133 | 0.04260 | 166 | 121 | 38 | 7 |
1013 | Keep an eye out for a one-legged T Rex. | 1.3133 | 0.03995 | 166 | 118 | 44 | 4 |
1014 | Dark meat again? | 1.3133 | 0.04510 | 166 | 124 | 32 | 10 |
1015 | Just about three more hours, if I can figure out how to turn it. | 1.3133 | 0.04428 | 166 | 123 | 34 | 9 |
1016 | It's cheaper in bulk. | 1.3133 | 0.04260 | 166 | 121 | 38 | 7 |
1017 | Five more hours, then we'll do the other side. | 1.3133 | 0.04510 | 166 | 124 | 32 | 10 |
1018 | Did you forget to defrost it again? | 1.3133 | 0.04510 | 166 | 124 | 32 | 10 |
1019 | Gimme a break—fire was only invented last week! | 1.3133 | 0.04260 | 166 | 121 | 38 | 7 |
1020 | It's done when it's done. | 1.3129 | 0.04221 | 163 | 118 | 39 | 6 |
1021 | Don’t worry, you’ll like it— tastes just like chicken. | 1.3129 | 0.04310 | 163 | 119 | 37 | 7 |
1022 | Sick of Mastadon? Be careful what you wish for...! | 1.3129 | 0.04310 | 163 | 119 | 37 | 7 |
1023 | Yeah this is fire model 3. | 1.3125 | 0.04176 | 160 | 115 | 40 | 5 |
1024 | This one will take a little longer. Snack on some healthy fruit til its done. | 1.3125 | 0.04450 | 160 | 118 | 34 | 8 |
1025 | Don’t worry. What ever I’m compensating for, probably hasn’t been invented yet. | 1.3125 | 0.04361 | 160 | 117 | 36 | 7 |
1026 | Please get the T-rex arms next time. | 1.3117 | 0.04173 | 154 | 110 | 40 | 4 |
1027 | Dark meat or dark meat? | 1.3116 | 0.05122 | 138 | 105 | 23 | 10 |
1028 | Anyone remember how to gather? | 1.3113 | 0.04621 | 151 | 112 | 31 | 8 |
1029 | So dinner will be a little late. Not like it's the end of the world. | 1.3113 | 0.04621 | 151 | 112 | 31 | 8 |
1030 | I wish you hadn't named her. | 1.3110 | 0.04459 | 164 | 122 | 33 | 9 |
1031 | The packaging said to heat thoroughly ... | 1.3110 | 0.04623 | 164 | 124 | 29 | 11 |
1032 | You know what they say about the megafauna: easy to kill, tough to grill... ehehe | 1.3110 | 0.04459 | 164 | 122 | 33 | 9 |
1033 | '... I know, but there was next to nothing on the arms.' | 1.3110 | 0.04782 | 164 | 126 | 25 | 13 |
1034 | We can have it for breakfast with the egg it laid. | 1.3110 | 0.04623 | 164 | 124 | 29 | 11 |
1035 | Yes, honey, I know that last time it was still pink on the inside. | 1.3110 | 0.04109 | 164 | 118 | 41 | 5 |
1036 | Whaddya mean you've gone vegan? | 1.3110 | 0.04542 | 164 | 123 | 31 | 10 |
1037 | I don’t care if we never coexisted with it. Do you want to eat or not? | 1.3110 | 0.04374 | 164 | 121 | 35 | 8 |
1038 | This was all I could carry home. | 1.3110 | 0.04287 | 164 | 120 | 37 | 7 |
1039 | I call it "Impossible Drumstick". | 1.3110 | 0.04623 | 164 | 124 | 29 | 11 |
1040 | Yes, dear, it's free-range and organic. | 1.3110 | 0.04374 | 164 | 121 | 35 | 8 |
1041 | It just makes me feel like a man. | 1.3110 | 0.04374 | 164 | 121 | 35 | 8 |
1042 | Naw, the rest of him got away. | 1.3110 | 0.04199 | 164 | 119 | 39 | 6 |
1043 | If you want it faster, next time let me buy a bigger grill. | 1.3110 | 0.04374 | 164 | 121 | 35 | 8 |
1044 | Do you want it rare? | 1.3110 | 0.04374 | 164 | 121 | 35 | 8 |
1045 | If you think this is big, you should have seen its' parents. | 1.3110 | 0.04374 | 164 | 121 | 35 | 8 |
1046 | So we'll have leftovers. | 1.3110 | 0.04542 | 164 | 124 | 31 | 10 |
1047 | Looks like we found your pet terodactyl. | 1.3110 | 0.04623 | 164 | 124 | 29 | 11 |
1048 | It's supposed to be funny -- it's my drumshtick. | 1.3110 | 0.04623 | 164 | 124 | 29 | 11 |
1049 | It should be done in 4 suns. | 1.3110 | 0.04374 | 164 | 121 | 35 | 8 |
1050 | Please tell me you're okay with rare. | 1.3110 | 0.04374 | 164 | 121 | 35 | 8 |
1051 | It was your idea to live off the grid. | 1.3110 | 0.04459 | 164 | 122 | 33 | 9 |
1052 | Honey. We are tired of the paleo diet. | 1.3110 | 0.04287 | 164 | 120 | 37 | 7 |
1053 | As long as you were at it, could you have invented a larger grill? | 1.3110 | 0.04199 | 164 | 119 | 39 | 6 |
1054 | No, Gorb got the breast. | 1.3110 | 0.04199 | 164 | 119 | 39 | 6 |
1055 | You mean I gotta wait ten thousand years for my cold beer? | 1.3110 | 0.04704 | 164 | 125 | 27 | 12 |
1056 | It’s going to be a few minutes - I JUST discovered fire. | 1.3110 | 0.04542 | 164 | 123 | 31 | 10 |
1057 | Only a few more days on each side. | 1.3110 | 0.04287 | 164 | 120 | 37 | 7 |
1058 | They were having a "soon-to-be-extinct" sale at the supermarket. | 1.3110 | 0.04542 | 164 | 123 | 31 | 10 |
1059 | Nothing beats a free-range organic stegosaurus leg. | 1.3110 | 0.04623 | 164 | 124 | 29 | 11 |
1060 | It would have been ready sooner but it took all morning to discover fire | 1.3110 | 0.04623 | 164 | 124 | 29 | 11 |
1061 | No, we are not ordering a pizza. | 1.3110 | 0.04199 | 164 | 119 | 39 | 6 |
1062 | Because they were out of Stegosaurus breasts, O.K.? | 1.3110 | 0.04623 | 164 | 124 | 29 | 11 |
1063 | Wait until you see tomorrow's omelette!" | 1.3110 | 0.04542 | 164 | 123 | 31 | 10 |
1064 | Don't forget to turn it!!! | 1.3110 | 0.04287 | 164 | 120 | 37 | 7 |
1065 | You think fire so simple? fire complicated! You reason why woman will never cook!” | 1.3110 | 0.04459 | 164 | 122 | 33 | 9 |
1066 | Next time, don't go to Costco | 1.3110 | 0.04542 | 164 | 123 | 31 | 10 |
1067 | When we remodel the patio, I'd like a bigger grill | 1.3110 | 0.04459 | 164 | 122 | 33 | 9 |
1068 | Sorry, there's no room for a veggie dog. | 1.3110 | 0.04199 | 164 | 119 | 39 | 6 |
1069 | Thursday, I said. Thursday! Today is Tuesday | 1.3110 | 0.04542 | 164 | 123 | 31 | 10 |
1070 | Can't it be a little pink? | 1.3110 | 0.04199 | 164 | 119 | 39 | 6 |
1071 | I’ve heard it tastes just like chicken | 1.3110 | 0.04542 | 164 | 123 | 31 | 10 |
1072 | Now that we can cook with fire, it’s time to invent gender stereotypes. | 1.3110 | 0.04287 | 164 | 120 | 37 | 7 |
1073 | If only we lived in the convection age. | 1.3106 | 0.04426 | 161 | 119 | 34 | 8 |
1074 | You want the honey-glazed turnips or three-bean salad with this? | 1.3106 | 0.04598 | 161 | 121 | 30 | 10 |
1075 | Who wants theirs tartare? | 1.3106 | 0.04513 | 161 | 120 | 32 | 9 |
1076 | These new meal kits do the hunting FOR you! | 1.3101 | 0.04657 | 158 | 119 | 29 | 10 |
1077 | First things first. I'll invent the wheel tomorrow. | 1.3097 | 0.04348 | 155 | 113 | 36 | 6 |
1078 | It should be done later in the week. | 1.3097 | 0.04444 | 155 | 114 | 34 | 7 |
1079 | Who wants rare? | 1.3097 | 0.04444 | 155 | 114 | 34 | 7 |
1080 | We're going to need a bigger habachi. | 1.3097 | 0.04251 | 155 | 112 | 38 | 5 |
1081 | I have a bone to pick with you. | 1.3097 | 0.04348 | 155 | 113 | 36 | 6 |
1082 | It should be ready by the Pleistocene era. | 1.3097 | 0.04251 | 155 | 112 | 38 | 5 |
1083 | The next one who says they want white meat gets extinct. | 1.3097 | 0.04806 | 155 | 118 | 26 | 11 |
1084 | A watched dino leg never grills. | 1.3097 | 0.04537 | 155 | 115 | 32 | 8 |
1085 | We should get a rotisserie and a chain saw. | 1.3097 | 0.04537 | 155 | 115 | 32 | 8 |
1086 | I know you're hungry, Karen. I gathered that. | 1.3097 | 0.04348 | 155 | 113 | 36 | 6 |
1087 | I also discovered the marshmallow. | 1.3097 | 0.04628 | 155 | 116 | 30 | 9 |
1088 | You want fries with this? | 1.3097 | 0.04628 | 155 | 116 | 30 | 9 |
1089 | I’ll give it a few more minutes. | 1.3097 | 0.04444 | 155 | 114 | 34 | 7 |
1090 | I know it's big, but the price per pound was way cheaper than the smaller ones. | 1.3097 | 0.04718 | 155 | 117 | 28 | 10 |
1091 | You're the one who wanted it well done. | 1.3097 | 0.04251 | 155 | 112 | 38 | 5 |
1092 | This should taste like chicken.... | 1.3097 | 0.04537 | 155 | 115 | 32 | 8 |
1093 | I'm telling you, it's going to be under-done. | 1.3097 | 0.04251 | 155 | 112 | 38 | 5 |
1094 | What do you mean: "Don't overcook it!" | 1.3097 | 0.04444 | 155 | 114 | 34 | 7 |
1095 | Let's have pterodactyl, you said. I'm really craving pterodactyl, you said. | 1.3097 | 0.04628 | 155 | 116 | 30 | 9 |
1096 | Now I know why it’s called “Labor Day”. | 1.3097 | 0.04348 | 155 | 113 | 36 | 6 |
1097 | We're hunter gatherers. What makes you think that either of us knows how to cook? | 1.3097 | 0.04151 | 155 | 111 | 40 | 4 |
1098 | Should we sous vide the rest? | 1.3097 | 0.04718 | 155 | 117 | 28 | 10 |
1099 | Don't tell me it tastes like chicken. | 1.3097 | 0.04444 | 155 | 114 | 34 | 7 |
1100 | I know, I know, I'll start the grill earlier next time. | 1.3097 | 0.04537 | 155 | 115 | 32 | 8 |
1101 | Let's not tell anyone this is the last of the dinosaurs. | 1.3097 | 0.04251 | 155 | 112 | 38 | 5 |
1102 | Yes honey, I hear you. I'll be able to do that after the next 1,000 years of adaptive evolution. | 1.3097 | 0.04444 | 155 | 114 | 34 | 7 |
1103 | You've been cooking that thing since the Ice Age. | 1.3097 | 0.04628 | 155 | 116 | 30 | 9 |
1104 | Oh,great time to tell me you want medium rare! | 1.3097 | 0.04628 | 155 | 116 | 30 | 9 |
1105 | Dad, I know this might be inconvenient but I have decided to become a vegetarian | 1.3097 | 0.04444 | 155 | 114 | 34 | 7 |
1106 | Are you OK with rare? | 1.3097 | 0.04444 | 155 | 114 | 34 | 7 |
1107 | Weber Grills have been around longer than we have.. | 1.3097 | 0.04049 | 155 | 110 | 42 | 3 |
1108 | Can someone get me some Pterodactyl sauce? | 1.3097 | 0.04151 | 155 | 111 | 40 | 4 |
1109 | Where's the rest? You know the kids only like wings. | 1.3097 | 0.04537 | 155 | 115 | 32 | 8 |
1110 | Yeah, you've got about 3 weeks to get those mashed potatoes ready. | 1.3097 | 0.04444 | 155 | 114 | 34 | 7 |
1111 | You said, 'Go big or go home.' | 1.3097 | 0.04444 | 155 | 114 | 34 | 7 |
1112 | I've got to get it started now. Thanksgiving is already less than three months away. | 1.3097 | 0.04444 | 155 | 114 | 34 | 7 |
1113 | Why can’t you crave chocolate at night like the other wives? | 1.3097 | 0.04806 | 155 | 118 | 26 | 11 |
1114 | You wanted the Paleo diet, you got the Paleo diet! | 1.3097 | 0.04251 | 155 | 112 | 38 | 5 |
1115 | Y’all could at least go gather a few cranberries.! | 1.3097 | 0.04444 | 155 | 114 | 34 | 7 |
1116 | It'll be ready by the full moon. | 1.3097 | 0.04444 | 155 | 114 | 34 | 7 |
1117 | Let's eat outside tonight. | 1.3097 | 0.04444 | 155 | 114 | 34 | 7 |
1118 | Why didn’t you tell me earlier you like the white meat? | 1.3097 | 0.04444 | 155 | 114 | 34 | 7 |
1119 | Do you want non-GMO food or do you want to survive? | 1.3097 | 0.04537 | 155 | 115 | 32 | 8 |
1120 | We dine at sunrise! | 1.3097 | 0.04251 | 155 | 112 | 38 | 5 |
1121 | It’s called fire. They were giving away samples at Costco. | 1.3097 | 0.04892 | 155 | 119 | 24 | 12 |
1122 | You still like yours rare? | 1.3097 | 0.04537 | 155 | 115 | 32 | 8 |
1123 | I'll just cook it all and then we'll have leftovers for winter. | 1.3097 | 0.04348 | 155 | 113 | 36 | 6 |
1124 | What’s with the look? You were the one who wanted a drumstick, the brain would have been done hours ago. | 1.3097 | 0.04806 | 155 | 118 | 26 | 11 |
1125 | Well,that's the last of 'em. Don't have to deal with this anymore. Thank goodness for extinction. | 1.3097 | 0.04537 | 155 | 115 | 32 | 8 |
1126 | I'll tell you what's taking so long...we should have brined it first." | 1.3097 | 0.04537 | 155 | 115 | 32 | 8 |
1127 | As it turns out, size matters. | 1.3097 | 0.04806 | 155 | 118 | 26 | 11 |
1128 | Would it have killed you to gather some mesquite? | 1.3097 | 0.04444 | 155 | 114 | 34 | 7 |
1129 | Kids, I think if drumsticks ever evolve to a smaller size, you’re daddy’s new barbecue invention will really catch on. | 1.3097 | 0.04444 | 155 | 114 | 34 | 7 |
1130 | Wait until you see the eggs in the morning. | 1.3097 | 0.04348 | 155 | 113 | 36 | 6 |
1131 | Sam's club. | 1.3097 | 0.04628 | 155 | 116 | 30 | 9 |
1132 | I guess we are having company for the next month. | 1.3097 | 0.04444 | 155 | 114 | 34 | 7 |
1133 | Daddy can invent the metal grill, but he still can't finish dinner before the Holocene epoch. | 1.3097 | 0.04537 | 155 | 115 | 32 | 8 |
1134 | Before we dig in, two words: portion control. | 1.3097 | 0.04444 | 155 | 114 | 34 | 7 |
1135 | I repeat: a Brontosaurus is not a pet. | 1.3097 | 0.04251 | 155 | 112 | 38 | 5 |
1136 | I think it'll be alright to eat with our fingers just this once. | 1.3097 | 0.04151 | 155 | 111 | 40 | 4 |
1137 | I'm so tired of your gatherer thing. | 1.3097 | 0.04251 | 155 | 112 | 38 | 5 |
1138 | About a week and a half. | 1.3097 | 0.04444 | 155 | 114 | 34 | 7 |
1139 | This old grill is prehistoric. | 1.3097 | 0.04537 | 155 | 115 | 32 | 8 |
1140 | Do I have to tell you every time that there's no white meat on a T. Rex? | 1.3097 | 0.04628 | 155 | 116 | 30 | 9 |
1141 | I don’t know what gravity is, but I’m pretty sure this is defying it. | 1.3097 | 0.04348 | 155 | 113 | 36 | 6 |
1142 | So rare it is! | 1.3097 | 0.04251 | 155 | 112 | 38 | 5 |
1143 | Consider yourselves lucky I didn't get the Breast. | 1.3097 | 0.04537 | 155 | 115 | 32 | 8 |
1144 | Yes, it is free-range | 1.3097 | 0.04806 | 155 | 118 | 26 | 11 |
1145 | Just because we discovered fire doesn't mean I'm going to cook the chicken any faster. | 1.3097 | 0.04251 | 155 | 112 | 38 | 5 |
1146 | I'm sorry, guys. This plant-based diet thing just felt wrong from the beginning | 1.3097 | 0.04537 | 155 | 115 | 32 | 8 |
1147 | Relax! It'll cook down. | 1.3097 | 0.04348 | 155 | 113 | 36 | 6 |
1148 | If you’d gotten me the larger grill, we could’ve eaten hours ago. | 1.3097 | 0.04537 | 155 | 115 | 32 | 8 |
1149 | Where's a volcano when you need one? | 1.3097 | 0.04718 | 155 | 117 | 28 | 10 |
1150 | I gotta tell ya, I love cooking with this new 'fire' method. | 1.3097 | 0.04251 | 155 | 112 | 38 | 5 |
1151 | Now that you've gotten the hang of grilling a drumstick can you now try some wings? | 1.3097 | 0.04444 | 155 | 114 | 34 | 7 |
1152 | It took longer than I thought it would to invent the fire. | 1.3097 | 0.04151 | 155 | 111 | 40 | 4 |
1153 | Honey, they call it the Paleo diet | 1.3097 | 0.04444 | 155 | 114 | 34 | 7 |
1154 | Discovering fire took longer than I thought. | 1.3097 | 0.04718 | 155 | 117 | 28 | 10 |
1155 | Maybe we should butcher them when they’re younger. | 1.3097 | 0.04444 | 155 | 114 | 34 | 7 |
1156 | Honey, you know we don't like dark meat. | 1.3097 | 0.04251 | 155 | 112 | 38 | 5 |
1157 | I knew what they said about fire was just an advertising gimmick. | 1.3097 | 0.04444 | 155 | 114 | 34 | 7 |
1158 | Honey, it's OK. The recommended daily intake of protein is just a guide. | 1.3097 | 0.04537 | 155 | 115 | 32 | 8 |
1159 | They get smaller every year. | 1.3097 | 0.04444 | 155 | 114 | 34 | 7 |
1160 | Enjoy, after this they're extinct. | 1.3097 | 0.04251 | 155 | 112 | 38 | 5 |
1161 | The directions from Blue Apron were very clear. Medium rare is 140 degrees. | 1.3092 | 0.04402 | 152 | 111 | 35 | 6 |
1162 | The least you could do is invent some plates. | 1.3077 | 0.04603 | 156 | 117 | 30 | 9 |
1163 | I don't care what you heard from the media! There are plenty of the Giant Turkey to eat, saying they are endangered is fake news! | 1.3077 | 0.04512 | 156 | 116 | 32 | 8 |
1164 | Chances are they won’t have pterodactyl at the solstice pot luck. | 1.3077 | 0.04603 | 156 | 117 | 30 | 9 |
1165 | I think I got a leg up on this one. | 1.3067 | 0.04531 | 150 | 111 | 32 | 7 |
1166 | I'm just saying, could you see a Neanderthal doing something like this | 1.3067 | 0.04531 | 150 | 111 | 32 | 7 |
1167 | Just wait. The Gatherers will all be like hey bro,'sup? | 1.3057 | 0.04578 | 157 | 118 | 30 | 9 |
1168 | Barbaric-que! | 1.3057 | 0.04753 | 157 | 120 | 26 | 11 |
1169 | Come help me turn this thing! | 1.3057 | 0.04578 | 157 | 118 | 30 | 9 |
1170 | Any chance of us eating that thing before it fossilizes? | 1.3057 | 0.04488 | 157 | 117 | 32 | 8 |
1171 | I know it's primitive, but my sous vide is broken. | 1.3057 | 0.04838 | 157 | 121 | 24 | 12 |
1172 | The rest is in the freezer. | 1.3057 | 0.04488 | 157 | 117 | 32 | 8 |
1173 | Growth Hormones... | 1.3057 | 0.04302 | 157 | 115 | 36 | 6 |
1174 | Go back inside. If you're lookin', you're not cookin'. | 1.3057 | 0.04753 | 157 | 120 | 26 | 11 |
1175 | But, Honey, you promised barbecue WINGS tonight! | 1.3057 | 0.04302 | 157 | 115 | 36 | 6 |
1176 | You know -this fella didn't just rollover and die. Soooo, we'll eat when it's good and ready. | 1.3057 | 0.04396 | 157 | 116 | 34 | 7 |
1177 | Next time, hunt for rabbits. | 1.3057 | 0.04488 | 157 | 117 | 32 | 8 |
1178 | The bad news is it's the last one. | 1.3057 | 0.04206 | 157 | 114 | 38 | 5 |
1179 | You need to be done with this paleo diet. | 1.3057 | 0.04666 | 157 | 119 | 28 | 10 |
1180 | Why can’t you invent something useful like the wheel? | 1.3057 | 0.04396 | 157 | 116 | 34 | 7 |
1181 | Perhaps it would be quicker to just invent agriculture. | 1.3057 | 0.04396 | 157 | 116 | 34 | 7 |
1182 | Almost ready. I’m just gonna give it another lunar cycle on this side. | 1.3057 | 0.04302 | 157 | 115 | 36 | 6 |
1183 | Teradactyl Again | 1.3057 | 0.04753 | 157 | 120 | 26 | 11 |
1184 | Go ahead and start without me. | 1.3057 | 0.04206 | 157 | 114 | 38 | 5 |
1185 | Barney? Haven't seen him. Why do you ask? | 1.3057 | 0.04578 | 157 | 118 | 30 | 9 |
1186 | Didn't we have diplodocus last night? | 1.3057 | 0.04206 | 157 | 114 | 38 | 5 |
1187 | What're you guys having? | 1.3057 | 0.04396 | 157 | 116 | 34 | 7 |
1188 | You should've seen Ralph's! | 1.3057 | 0.04396 | 157 | 116 | 34 | 7 |
1189 | I can't promise it'll be tender; I didn't have time to brine it. | 1.3057 | 0.04666 | 157 | 119 | 28 | 10 |
1190 | Well if you had let me get the bigger grill it wouldn't be taking so long. | 1.3057 | 0.04578 | 157 | 118 | 30 | 9 |
1191 | Oh, Ted! Honestly. Just bring it and stick it in the microwave. | 1.3057 | 0.05004 | 157 | 123 | 20 | 14 |
1192 | It's a Big Game Night! | 1.3057 | 0.04488 | 157 | 117 | 32 | 8 |
1193 | Ha ha very funny. Yes, it’ll be done before the Neolithic era. | 1.3057 | 0.04302 | 157 | 115 | 36 | 6 |
1194 | You're going to have a drum stick, and you're going to like it! | 1.3057 | 0.04302 | 157 | 115 | 36 | 6 |
1195 | What do you mean vegans?! | 1.3057 | 0.04396 | 157 | 116 | 34 | 7 |
1196 | After fire and iron, what did you expect? | 1.3057 | 0.04302 | 157 | 115 | 36 | 6 |
1197 | I hope everybody’s hungry! | 1.3057 | 0.04578 | 157 | 118 | 30 | 9 |
1198 | If you had bought the extra large green egg we would be eating right now . | 1.3057 | 0.04396 | 157 | 116 | 34 | 7 |
1199 | Any minute. | 1.3057 | 0.04488 | 157 | 117 | 32 | 8 |
1200 | Breast my ass. | 1.3056 | 0.04856 | 144 | 109 | 26 | 9 |
1201 | Hone, can you go to the volcano and get some hot sauce. | 1.3056 | 0.04755 | 144 | 108 | 28 | 8 |
1202 | Hungry? | 1.3056 | 0.04327 | 144 | 104 | 36 | 4 |
1203 | Look Karen, the Chernobyl chicken was half off today, it's free range too. | 1.3056 | 0.04546 | 144 | 106 | 32 | 6 |
1204 | The guests left two days ago. But we're still waiting, mister Early Adopter. | 1.3052 | 0.04544 | 154 | 115 | 31 | 8 |
1205 | I hope you’re not expecting side dishes for that. | 1.3052 | 0.04450 | 154 | 114 | 33 | 7 |
1206 | Honey, we haven't invented farming yet. It's all free range. | 1.3032 | 0.04330 | 155 | 114 | 35 | 6 |
1207 | You said “10 more minutes” 5 hours ago. | 1.3032 | 0.04330 | 155 | 114 | 35 | 6 |
1208 | No, we're not inviting your mother. This is prime Mastodon! | 1.3032 | 0.04425 | 155 | 115 | 33 | 7 |
1209 | I'm waiting for the juices to run. | 1.3032 | 0.04425 | 155 | 115 | 33 | 7 |
1210 | Regular or extra crispy? | 1.3026 | 0.04763 | 152 | 116 | 26 | 10 |
1211 | Honey, the children aren't hungry - they're just fascinated as to where he pooped. | 1.3026 | 0.04671 | 152 | 115 | 28 | 9 |
1212 | I told you we should have parboiled it first. | 1.3026 | 0.04577 | 152 | 114 | 30 | 8 |
1213 | Geez dad, by the time that thing is done, they will have invented the microwave “ | 1.3026 | 0.04577 | 152 | 114 | 30 | 8 |
1214 | They were able to back order the grill to 11,000 BC but they only had the small. | 1.3026 | 0.04382 | 152 | 112 | 34 | 6 |
1215 | Once Fluffy was too big for the cave ... | 1.3026 | 0.04382 | 152 | 112 | 34 | 6 |
1216 | Who knew the 'Flintstone Reality Park' would be this good? | 1.3026 | 0.04577 | 152 | 114 | 30 | 8 |
1217 | Well dang. I should have invented tongs instead of the spatula. . | 1.3007 | 0.04826 | 153 | 118 | 24 | 11 |
1218 | Well, your brother's got my good dinosaur grill. | 1.3007 | 0.04645 | 153 | 116 | 28 | 9 |
1219 | Anachronism, shmanachronism.... who wants dark meat and who wants light? | 1.3007 | 0.04358 | 153 | 113 | 34 | 6 |
1220 | I know they're going extinct, but I just can't eat another plant-based burger | 1.3007 | 0.04456 | 153 | 114 | 32 | 7 |
1221 | I know it’s late but I was in the mood for extra-crispy. | 1.3007 | 0.04456 | 153 | 114 | 32 | 7 |
1222 | Hey, it would have been done long ago if I had a good gas grill. | 1.3007 | 0.04551 | 153 | 115 | 30 | 8 |
1223 | Trust me, it’s almost done. | 1.3007 | 0.04156 | 153 | 111 | 38 | 4 |
1224 | It may be a while--I'm trying the indirect heat method. | 1.3007 | 0.04645 | 153 | 116 | 28 | 9 |
1225 | It's still pink in the middle. | 1.3007 | 0.04358 | 153 | 113 | 34 | 6 |
1226 | Sorry, kids. The T Rex got the breast. | 1.3007 | 0.04456 | 153 | 114 | 32 | 7 |
1227 | I hope you're hungry - ever since the end of the Ice Age it's been almost impossible to keep leftovers. | 1.3007 | 0.04645 | 153 | 116 | 28 | 9 |
1228 | How do you like your t-Rex cooked: rare, medium rare, extinct? | 1.3007 | 0.04456 | 153 | 114 | 32 | 7 |
1229 | We're fine, I swear. It's completely plant-based. | 1.3007 | 0.04456 | 153 | 114 | 32 | 7 |
1230 | Way I look at it, we're the endangered species. | 1.3007 | 0.04456 | 153 | 114 | 32 | 7 |
1231 | Your always complaining about not enough protein. | 1.3007 | 0.04358 | 153 | 113 | 34 | 6 |
1232 | Is the Béarnaise sauce ready? | 1.3007 | 0.04551 | 153 | 115 | 30 | 8 |
1233 | It's gonna be awhile. The guy in the store forgot to tell me to discover fire first. | 1.3007 | 0.04736 | 153 | 117 | 26 | 10 |
1234 | So I says, 'It's not an anachronism, it's an ana-cro-magnonism.' | 1.3007 | 0.04258 | 153 | 112 | 36 | 5 |
1235 | I told you we should have bought the bigger grill | 1.3007 | 0.04456 | 153 | 114 | 32 | 7 |
1236 | So,who's up for rare? | 1.3007 | 0.04258 | 153 | 112 | 36 | 5 |
1237 | Of course I tipped the delivery guy! | 1.3007 | 0.04645 | 153 | 116 | 28 | 9 |
1238 | I was hunting for grills all day. This was the only one I could catch. | 1.3007 | 0.04551 | 153 | 115 | 30 | 8 |
1239 | Let's see what the gatherers do with this. | 1.3007 | 0.04258 | 153 | 112 | 36 | 5 |
1240 | I just hope he doesn't come looking for his leg. | 1.3007 | 0.04358 | 153 | 113 | 34 | 6 |
1241 | Get the cauliflower rice ready! | 1.3007 | 0.04156 | 153 | 111 | 38 | 4 |
1242 | Yeah, well, Grogg's woman didn't buy him the store brand lighter fluid did she? | 1.3007 | 0.04645 | 153 | 116 | 28 | 9 |
1243 | With bread? It’ll never catch on. | 1.3000 | 0.04512 | 150 | 112 | 31 | 7 |
1244 | We need to get a bigger grill! | 1.3000 | 0.04412 | 150 | 111 | 33 | 6 |
1245 | Yeah yeah, I’m an emotional eater. So what? | 1.3000 | 0.04610 | 150 | 113 | 29 | 8 |
1246 | You forgot the kids' cereal & milk again? Why do i bother to chisel out a list?' | 1.3000 | 0.04412 | 150 | 111 | 33 | 6 |
1247 | Just another 16 hours or so. | 1.3000 | 0.04610 | 150 | 113 | 29 | 8 |
1248 | You're only telling me now that you don't like dark meat? | 1.3000 | 0.04512 | 150 | 112 | 31 | 7 |
1249 | Honey, that dinosaur was sustainably sourced, right? | 1.2980 | 0.04387 | 151 | 112 | 33 | 6 |
1250 | I hope everybody likes dark meat. | 1.2980 | 0.04486 | 151 | 113 | 31 | 7 |
1251 | After this, I think we should try that vegan thing. | 1.2980 | 0.04584 | 151 | 114 | 29 | 8 |
1252 | After grilling, I'll finish it on the stove top with a little red wine reduction with minced chives in a saucier pan. | 1.2980 | 0.04679 | 151 | 115 | 27 | 9 |
1253 | This should be enough for us, your mother and your grandgorilla. | 1.2980 | 0.04387 | 151 | 112 | 33 | 6 |
1254 | Thanks to that meteor, we'll have food for a week! | 1.2980 | 0.04181 | 151 | 110 | 37 | 4 |
1255 | It was 30% off. | 1.2980 | 0.04679 | 151 | 115 | 27 | 9 |
1256 | Hey. We're lucky I got the leg. Grok and his family are having more unfortunate cuts of Woolly Mammoth for dinner. | 1.2980 | 0.04679 | 151 | 115 | 27 | 9 |
1257 | You might want to have a snack. The briquettes won't be ready until the mesozoic era. | 1.2980 | 0.04486 | 151 | 113 | 31 | 7 |
1258 | This may not be ready until the moon is full. | 1.2980 | 0.04864 | 151 | 117 | 23 | 11 |
1259 | You know what they say about Big Foot...big legs. | 1.2980 | 0.04679 | 151 | 115 | 27 | 9 |
1260 | Can I call Domino’s now? We can leave that for the next time your family comes over. | 1.2980 | 0.04954 | 151 | 118 | 21 | 12 |
1261 | OK, it'll be another week. Eat the leaves. | 1.2980 | 0.04387 | 151 | 112 | 33 | 6 |
1262 | It’s been 2 days, Grok. The kids are really hungry. | 1.2980 | 0.04387 | 151 | 112 | 33 | 6 |
1263 | It’ll be ready in about three days....give or take. | 1.2980 | 0.04486 | 151 | 113 | 31 | 7 |
1264 | I think you should've thawed it first. | 1.2980 | 0.04387 | 151 | 112 | 33 | 6 |
1265 | I know, I know..... I should have gotten the gas grill. | 1.2980 | 0.04387 | 151 | 112 | 33 | 6 |
1266 | This is it until organic produce becomes Man's greatest discovery. | 1.2980 | 0.04486 | 151 | 113 | 31 | 7 |
1267 | Grab me the woolly mammoth rub, honey. | 1.2980 | 0.04285 | 151 | 111 | 35 | 5 |
1268 | You want rare or extra rare? | 1.2980 | 0.04181 | 151 | 110 | 37 | 4 |
1269 | It's progressive. The Lunk's have the other leg, the Clog's have the breast, the Dorf's have the wings, and the DeLuca's are bringing pasta. | 1.2980 | 0.04486 | 151 | 113 | 31 | 7 |
1270 | Yes Barb, it's free range AND non-gmo. | 1.2980 | 0.04486 | 151 | 113 | 31 | 7 |
1271 | I had to get this size--otherwise we wouldn't get the discount. | 1.2980 | 0.04584 | 151 | 114 | 29 | 8 |
1272 | It was a hell of a fight. Wish your dad could have been here to enjoy the spoils of his hunt. | 1.2980 | 0.04584 | 151 | 114 | 29 | 8 |
1273 | Are you sure barbecuing is 'the way of the future of man'? | 1.2980 | 0.04486 | 151 | 113 | 31 | 7 |
1274 | I killed it so I’ll cook it how I like it. | 1.2980 | 0.04679 | 151 | 115 | 27 | 9 |
1275 | Outdoor grilling is great, but I miss the shadows on the cave wall when you used to cook inside. | 1.2980 | 0.04679 | 151 | 115 | 27 | 9 |
1276 | No, I'm afraid tofudactyl isn't on the menu. | 1.2980 | 0.04387 | 151 | 112 | 33 | 6 |
1277 | The Johnson’s cave came with a built-in grill. | 1.2980 | 0.04486 | 151 | 113 | 31 | 7 |
1278 | Maybe we should just scramble some eggs. | 1.2980 | 0.04584 | 151 | 114 | 29 | 8 |
1279 | I know, I know - we need to breed them smaller. | 1.2980 | 0.04486 | 151 | 113 | 31 | 7 |
1280 | It's way better than Jurassic Pork | 1.2980 | 0.04486 | 151 | 113 | 31 | 7 |
1281 | I fought Glog for the white meat, but he won. | 1.2980 | 0.04285 | 151 | 111 | 35 | 5 |
1282 | Medium rare is fine at this point. | 1.2980 | 0.04285 | 151 | 111 | 35 | 5 |
1283 | Do you have a vegan option? | 1.2980 | 0.04679 | 151 | 115 | 27 | 9 |
1284 | Dinner will be served soon. Another two days max. | 1.2980 | 0.04387 | 151 | 112 | 33 | 6 |
1285 | Grok, don't be such a Neanderthal! What part of "we are vegan" do you not get? | 1.2980 | 0.04181 | 151 | 110 | 37 | 4 |
1286 | Laugh at me now, one day, some place named Disney will be selling lots of these. | 1.2980 | 0.04864 | 151 | 117 | 23 | 11 |
1287 | We are going low carb | 1.2980 | 0.04074 | 151 | 109 | 39 | 3 |
1288 | Go big or go home. Therein lies the conundrum. | 1.2980 | 0.04584 | 151 | 114 | 29 | 8 |
1289 | Didn't I tell you to order the mammoth-size grill? | 1.2980 | 0.04285 | 151 | 111 | 35 | 5 |
1290 | You should’a seen the legs on that thing. | 1.2980 | 0.04486 | 151 | 113 | 31 | 7 |
1291 | Farm raised? What's a farm? | 1.2980 | 0.04486 | 151 | 113 | 31 | 7 |
1292 | We need to gather a bigger grill. | 1.2980 | 0.04486 | 151 | 113 | 31 | 7 |
1293 | Sorry guys, that damned Pterodactyl was larger than I thought. | 1.2980 | 0.04285 | 151 | 111 | 35 | 5 |
1294 | Did you order - Hot, Medium, Mild or the Original? | 1.2980 | 0.04285 | 151 | 111 | 35 | 5 |
1295 | I will call this the paleo diet | 1.2980 | 0.04285 | 151 | 111 | 35 | 5 |
1296 | Chickensaurus again? | 1.2980 | 0.04584 | 151 | 114 | 29 | 8 |
1297 | Now maybe you'll admit that getting a bigger grill isn't just 'keeping up with the Oopses'. | 1.2980 | 0.04486 | 151 | 113 | 31 | 7 |
1298 | Me discover fire! Least you can do is discover patience! | 1.2980 | 0.04387 | 151 | 112 | 33 | 6 |
1299 | I don't care, we're still not inviting the Wilsons. | 1.2980 | 0.04486 | 151 | 113 | 31 | 7 |
1300 | I'm sure your grill is a wonderful invention, but I think it would work much better if you had discovered fire first. | 1.2980 | 0.04584 | 151 | 114 | 29 | 8 |
1301 | The guy at the store said these things are flying off the shelves like there’s no tomorrow. | 1.2980 | 0.04679 | 151 | 115 | 27 | 9 |
1302 | I think that we are going to need a bigger barbecue | 1.2980 | 0.04584 | 151 | 114 | 29 | 8 |
1303 | Who wants the first piece of "flying death monster"? | 1.2973 | 0.04644 | 148 | 112 | 28 | 8 |
1304 | So what if it cooks unevenly. We're savages! | 1.2973 | 0.04442 | 148 | 110 | 32 | 6 |
1305 | Painting all those animals made me hungry. | 1.2966 | 0.05424 | 118 | 91 | 19 | 8 |
1306 | Now do you know why you married me? | 1.2966 | 0.04390 | 145 | 107 | 33 | 5 |
1307 | Bring the dinosauce I think it’s nearly done | 1.2966 | 0.04807 | 145 | 111 | 25 | 9 |
1308 | l'll name it fire,after what your dad tried to yell after "Ready - aim." | 1.2966 | 0.04706 | 145 | 110 | 27 | 8 |
1309 | I found this Weber grill in an old archeological dig, looks like our ancestors were very proactive | 1.2966 | 0.04706 | 145 | 110 | 27 | 8 |
1310 | This way we can have leftovers. | 1.2966 | 0.04498 | 145 | 108 | 31 | 6 |
1311 | You're right. It's like when the mammoth dogs come in packs of ten, but the buns come in packs of 8. | 1.2966 | 0.04603 | 145 | 109 | 29 | 7 |
1312 | Blackened, medium or crowing? | 1.2960 | 0.04955 | 125 | 94 | 25 | 6 |
1313 | No Karen, this Paleo Burning Man “thing” has not gone too far. | 1.2958 | 0.04446 | 142 | 105 | 32 | 5 |
1314 | You should see what got away. | 1.2958 | 0.04771 | 142 | 108 | 26 | 8 |
1315 | Not much longer now. Just a couple more days. | 1.2958 | 0.04332 | 142 | 104 | 34 | 4 |
1316 | Is that still frozen from the ice age? | 1.2953 | 0.04416 | 149 | 111 | 32 | 6 |
1317 | It’s for The Renaissance Festival. | 1.2953 | 0.04714 | 149 | 114 | 26 | 9 |
1318 | We've painted all the walls already. I can't stall them any longer. | 1.2953 | 0.04518 | 149 | 112 | 30 | 7 |
1319 | This is a fine time to tell me you've gone vegan. | 1.2953 | 0.04617 | 149 | 113 | 28 | 8 |
1320 | Look, I hunt, you gather. That's the deal. You got a berry that'll go with this, bring it out, Sharon. | 1.2953 | 0.04312 | 149 | 110 | 34 | 5 |
1321 | Dinner’s gonna be a little late. | 1.2953 | 0.04416 | 149 | 111 | 32 | 6 |
1322 | Would it kill you to make sides? | 1.2953 | 0.04617 | 149 | 113 | 28 | 8 |
1323 | Did you really think we wouldn't notice? | 1.2953 | 0.04518 | 149 | 112 | 30 | 7 |
1324 | Then go out and buy more tupperware | 1.2953 | 0.04617 | 149 | 113 | 28 | 8 |
1325 | This was all that was left when I got there. | 1.2953 | 0.04617 | 149 | 113 | 28 | 8 |
1326 | The vegan's next door are complaining again. | 1.2953 | 0.04617 | 149 | 113 | 28 | 8 |
1327 | Hold your horses, the dark meat takes longer!" | 1.2953 | 0.04617 | 149 | 113 | 28 | 8 |
1328 | I wish you had let me get the big barbecue. | 1.2953 | 0.04416 | 149 | 111 | 32 | 6 |
1329 | Nearly time to gather some salad! | 1.2953 | 0.04518 | 149 | 112 | 30 | 7 |
1330 | It was him or me... | 1.2953 | 0.04518 | 149 | 112 | 30 | 7 |
1331 | Was that cage-free? | 1.2953 | 0.04714 | 149 | 114 | 26 | 9 |
1332 | I said 'Organic' not 'Gigantic' | 1.2953 | 0.04617 | 149 | 113 | 28 | 8 |
1333 | That new Costco is a real game changer. | 1.2953 | 0.04617 | 149 | 113 | 28 | 8 |
1334 | I don't know what it is. The guys told me it tastes like chicken. | 1.2953 | 0.04714 | 149 | 114 | 26 | 9 |
1335 | Do you want it rare, or rare? | 1.2953 | 0.04518 | 149 | 112 | 30 | 7 |
1336 | It’s actually Tofusaurus - but it tastes just like meat. | 1.2953 | 0.04903 | 149 | 116 | 22 | 11 |
1337 | You’re the one who asked for a mammoth meal. | 1.2953 | 0.04617 | 149 | 113 | 28 | 8 |
1338 | Hurry up! It’s on the endangered species list! | 1.2953 | 0.04714 | 149 | 114 | 26 | 9 |
1339 | I'm using Dinnersaurus Rex's recipe. We'll be eating by Thursday. | 1.2953 | 0.04518 | 149 | 112 | 30 | 7 |
1340 | Eh, you sure you don't want it done rare? | 1.2953 | 0.04416 | 149 | 111 | 32 | 6 |
1341 | It should be ready Tuesday. | 1.2953 | 0.04518 | 149 | 112 | 30 | 7 |
1342 | Give me a break, I only discovered fire yesterday. | 1.2953 | 0.04312 | 149 | 110 | 34 | 5 |
1343 | Could you invent me a plate? | 1.2953 | 0.04617 | 149 | 113 | 28 | 8 |
1344 | I told you deep frying it would be quicker . | 1.2953 | 0.04617 | 149 | 113 | 28 | 8 |
1345 | We were thinking Chinese tonight. | 1.2953 | 0.04617 | 149 | 113 | 28 | 8 |
1346 | Before the discovery of fire, you were all satisfied with raw. | 1.2953 | 0.04312 | 149 | 110 | 34 | 5 |
1347 | I really wish she’d stop buying everything at Costco! | 1.2953 | 0.04518 | 149 | 112 | 30 | 7 |
1348 | Just make sure it’s cooked to 165 degrees at the thickest part. | 1.2953 | 0.04416 | 149 | 111 | 32 | 6 |
1349 | If I had known it was going to take this long, I would 've ordered takeout. | 1.2953 | 0.04809 | 149 | 115 | 24 | 10 |
1350 | This is what civilized eating is all about. | 1.2953 | 0.04416 | 149 | 111 | 32 | 6 |
1351 | If you think this leg is impressive, you should have seen her breasts and thighs! | 1.2953 | 0.04714 | 149 | 114 | 26 | 9 |
1352 | No -- white meat will be next month | 1.2945 | 0.04472 | 146 | 109 | 31 | 6 |
1353 | You want it well done? | 1.2945 | 0.04678 | 146 | 111 | 27 | 8 |
1354 | Just think, if things had worked out differently we'd be eating giant omelettes instead | 1.2945 | 0.04678 | 146 | 111 | 27 | 8 |
1355 | I saw an incredible recipe for blackened Pterodactyl thigh in this month’s issue of Bon Appeptit | 1.2945 | 0.04365 | 146 | 108 | 33 | 5 |
1356 | There's more where this came from... | 1.2945 | 0.04576 | 146 | 110 | 29 | 7 |
1357 | Next time we'll get delivery. | 1.2945 | 0.04778 | 146 | 112 | 25 | 9 |
1358 | These Carboniferous Period briquettes are garbage! | 1.2945 | 0.04678 | 146 | 111 | 27 | 8 |
1359 | Stop your salivating and go to bed! This is tomorrow’s breakfast. | 1.2945 | 0.04255 | 146 | 107 | 35 | 4 |
1360 | If you see a one legged pteranodon, you don't know me, you've never met me. | 1.2945 | 0.04678 | 146 | 111 | 27 | 8 |
1361 | Be patient – you have to cook poultry thoroughly. | 1.2945 | 0.04576 | 146 | 110 | 29 | 7 |
1362 | Medium raw tonight. | 1.2945 | 0.04576 | 146 | 110 | 29 | 7 |
1363 | Who's gonna want seconds, thirds and fourths? | 1.2945 | 0.04576 | 146 | 110 | 29 | 7 |
1364 | Don't worry about leftovers, I have a feeling that Mammoth meat can safely stay frozen for a very long time. | 1.2945 | 0.04472 | 146 | 109 | 31 | 6 |
1365 | I wish someone had invented beer. | 1.2945 | 0.04472 | 146 | 109 | 31 | 6 |
1366 | Yes, there’s time to have the appetizers first. | 1.2945 | 0.04778 | 146 | 112 | 25 | 9 |
1367 | It's just a prototype, it's not to scale. | 1.2945 | 0.04576 | 146 | 110 | 29 | 7 |
1368 | I have to ensure that the juices caramelize and the skin crisps, don’t look at me like that.” | 1.2945 | 0.04678 | 146 | 111 | 27 | 8 |
1369 | Everyone gets "rare" so don't bug me. | 1.2945 | 0.04972 | 146 | 114 | 21 | 11 |
1370 | If he buys us, Trump says , " 'UGE chicken in every pot!" | 1.2945 | 0.04365 | 146 | 108 | 33 | 5 |
1371 | We’ll need a side dish. | 1.2945 | 0.04576 | 146 | 110 | 29 | 7 |
1372 | And you decide to go vegan... now? | 1.2945 | 0.04576 | 146 | 110 | 29 | 7 |
1373 | Listen, if it's not cooked all the way through we'll all be Jurassick. | 1.2945 | 0.04876 | 146 | 113 | 23 | 10 |
1374 | This, plus that wheel idea I’m working on... Voila. . . tailgating | 1.2945 | 0.04972 | 146 | 114 | 21 | 11 |
1375 | I said it will be done WHEN IT'S DONE | 1.2945 | 0.04365 | 146 | 108 | 33 | 5 |
1376 | We're eating paleo this week. | 1.2945 | 0.04576 | 146 | 110 | 29 | 7 |
1377 | No need to fight over the drumstick, there’s plenty to go around! | 1.2945 | 0.04678 | 146 | 111 | 27 | 8 |
1378 | Please tell me you wanted dark meat. | 1.2945 | 0.04365 | 146 | 108 | 33 | 5 |
1379 | I hope you like chicken cause we'll be eating it for the next 4 months | 1.2945 | 0.04778 | 146 | 112 | 25 | 9 |
1380 | Sorry, it's not safe until it's 165 degrees on the inside. | 1.2945 | 0.04576 | 146 | 110 | 29 | 7 |
1381 | I think we're going to need some more briquettes... | 1.2945 | 0.04365 | 146 | 108 | 33 | 5 |
1382 | New hunting ground. Costco. | 1.2945 | 0.04472 | 146 | 109 | 31 | 6 |
1383 | This month we eat drumstick. Next month wings. The breast is for the winter. | 1.2945 | 0.04778 | 146 | 112 | 25 | 9 |
1384 | Only a few more days then we can eat. | 1.2945 | 0.04255 | 146 | 107 | 35 | 4 |
1385 | But we’re vegan! | 1.2945 | 0.04678 | 146 | 111 | 27 | 8 |
1386 | Ever since he went to that renaissance festival it’s been humongous turkey leg this and humungous turkey leg that | 1.2945 | 0.04876 | 146 | 113 | 23 | 10 |
1387 | This free range diet preoccupation of yours has gone too far. | 1.2945 | 0.04365 | 146 | 108 | 33 | 5 |
1388 | No, you can't have white meat. | 1.2945 | 0.04678 | 146 | 111 | 27 | 8 |
1389 | I'm grilling here, it's not barbecuing unless actual barbecue sauce is involved. | 1.2945 | 0.04778 | 146 | 112 | 25 | 9 |
1390 | I’m not sure we can support one more person in the village doing this keto thing | 1.2945 | 0.04365 | 146 | 108 | 33 | 5 |
1391 | I guess the discovery of fire was only half the battle. | 1.2945 | 0.04576 | 146 | 110 | 29 | 7 |
1392 | I told you,it's the paleo diet! | 1.2945 | 0.04576 | 146 | 110 | 29 | 7 |
1393 | Julia Child said to do it this way ! ! ! | 1.2945 | 0.04576 | 146 | 110 | 29 | 7 |
1394 | Wait till you see the zucchini. | 1.2945 | 0.04365 | 146 | 108 | 33 | 5 |
1395 | But Junior wanted drumsticks to start a band. | 1.2945 | 0.04778 | 146 | 112 | 25 | 9 |
1396 | I call it Original Recipe. | 1.2945 | 0.04365 | 146 | 108 | 33 | 5 |
1397 | Don't worry. It's free range all right ... | 1.2945 | 0.04876 | 146 | 113 | 23 | 10 |
1398 | You do know that the dark meat takes longer to cook. | 1.2945 | 0.04576 | 146 | 110 | 29 | 7 |
1399 | We haven't invented the concept of Time yet, but fifteen minutes on either side, tops. | 1.2945 | 0.04678 | 146 | 111 | 27 | 8 |
1400 | Could be worse. Could be a mastodon leg | 1.2945 | 0.04143 | 146 | 106 | 37 | 3 |
1401 | Yes, I'm sure it's done all the way through. | 1.2945 | 0.04365 | 146 | 108 | 33 | 5 |
1402 | No, it's not Big Bird. | 1.2945 | 0.04876 | 146 | 113 | 23 | 10 |
1403 | Who likes dark meat? | 1.2945 | 0.04678 | 146 | 111 | 27 | 8 |
1404 | What day did you say the dinner guests will be coming? | 1.2945 | 0.04472 | 146 | 109 | 31 | 6 |
1405 | I know we had Tyrannosaurus last night. It's called leftovers. | 1.2945 | 0.04778 | 146 | 112 | 25 | 9 |
1406 | And what did YOU do all day? | 1.2945 | 0.04365 | 146 | 108 | 33 | 5 |
1407 | Well if YOU had given me the grill I wanted for my birthday, it would have been done by now! | 1.2945 | 0.04576 | 146 | 110 | 29 | 7 |
1408 | Of course I let it thaw overnight! | 1.2945 | 0.04472 | 146 | 109 | 31 | 6 |
1409 | sorry guys - wings were sold out | 1.2945 | 0.04576 | 146 | 110 | 29 | 7 |
1410 | Now let's get a head count: who wants a drum stick? | 1.2945 | 0.04576 | 146 | 110 | 29 | 7 |
1411 | Now, aren’t you glad I invented fire? | 1.2945 | 0.04472 | 146 | 109 | 31 | 6 |
1412 | Rare OK for everone? | 1.2945 | 0.04876 | 146 | 113 | 23 | 10 |
1413 | Real neanderthals don't use gas. | 1.2945 | 0.04876 | 146 | 113 | 23 | 10 |
1414 | He was tall, with yellow feathers and a big beak, and he kept saying something about an "alphabet". | 1.2945 | 0.04365 | 146 | 108 | 33 | 5 |
1415 | When exactly did you take it out of the freezer? | 1.2945 | 0.04972 | 146 | 114 | 21 | 11 |
1416 | Hunter and cooker was not part of our vows. | 1.2945 | 0.04678 | 146 | 111 | 27 | 8 |
1417 | Yes, we're having it for dinner again! | 1.2945 | 0.04472 | 146 | 109 | 31 | 6 |
1418 | I know you prefer breast, but humor me. | 1.2945 | 0.04472 | 146 | 109 | 31 | 6 |
1419 | Good news! It is lactose, glucose, and gluten free. | 1.2945 | 0.04576 | 146 | 110 | 29 | 7 |
1420 | I don't care if it IS halftime, it will be ready when it's ready! | 1.2945 | 0.04365 | 146 | 108 | 33 | 5 |
1421 | Yes dear I KNOW the InstaPot would be faster | 1.2945 | 0.04876 | 146 | 113 | 23 | 10 |
1422 | It’s actually a plant-based meat alternative | 1.2945 | 0.04876 | 146 | 113 | 23 | 10 |
1423 | Thanksgiving came early. | 1.2945 | 0.04472 | 146 | 109 | 31 | 6 |
1424 | What do you mean you're sick of barbecued megafauna? | 1.2945 | 0.04576 | 146 | 110 | 29 | 7 |
1425 | I know it's late...I wanted pizza delivered,but NO...you insisted on barbecue! | 1.2945 | 0.04678 | 146 | 111 | 27 | 8 |
1426 | It’ll be ready in the morning; don’t worry | 1.2945 | 0.04778 | 146 | 112 | 25 | 9 |
1427 | Honey, were's the pet T-Rex? | 1.2945 | 0.04365 | 146 | 108 | 33 | 5 |
1428 | I just wanted a little bite to eat. | 1.2945 | 0.04678 | 146 | 111 | 27 | 8 |
1429 | Medium rare she says. Medium freaking rare! What the... | 1.2945 | 0.04472 | 146 | 109 | 31 | 6 |
1430 | Nobody does pterodactyl like KFP! | 1.2945 | 0.05066 | 146 | 115 | 19 | 12 |
1431 | Someone grab camera. No eat 'til 100 likes. | 1.2945 | 0.04472 | 146 | 109 | 31 | 6 |
1432 | Dinner will be ready in 16 hours so have a few more insects. | 1.2945 | 0.04678 | 146 | 111 | 27 | 8 |
1433 | This is the last night we have leftovers! | 1.2945 | 0.04678 | 146 | 111 | 27 | 8 |
1434 | It's almost done. Give it another four days and then set the floor. Camille Adams, Atlantic Beach, F | 1.2945 | 0.04576 | 146 | 110 | 29 | 7 |
1435 | Seriously? Squabbling over who gets the drumstick?" | 1.2945 | 0.04678 | 146 | 111 | 27 | 8 |
1436 | Just needs about another 1,500 minutes or so. | 1.2945 | 0.04255 | 146 | 107 | 35 | 4 |
1437 | and boy, that suckah could fly | 1.2945 | 0.04678 | 146 | 111 | 27 | 8 |
1438 | I think I'm going to call it "The Paleo Diet" | 1.2945 | 0.04876 | 146 | 113 | 23 | 10 |
1439 | Left leg...right leg? I don't know. | 1.2945 | 0.04255 | 146 | 107 | 35 | 4 |
1440 | Thanks, but we just wanted nuggets. | 1.2945 | 0.04778 | 146 | 112 | 25 | 9 |
1441 | OK, from here on out, just paper supplies from Costco. | 1.2945 | 0.04678 | 146 | 111 | 27 | 8 |
1442 | Its beyond meat | 1.2945 | 0.04972 | 146 | 114 | 21 | 11 |
1443 | No, I've never used it before; I'll just have to wing it! | 1.2945 | 0.04576 | 146 | 110 | 29 | 7 |
1444 | Dear,it's George Foreman returning your message" | 1.2945 | 0.04778 | 146 | 112 | 25 | 9 |
1445 | I know we're vegetarians, but a little meat won't kill us! | 1.2945 | 0.04778 | 146 | 112 | 25 | 9 |
1446 | It’s something new I’m trying from the Paleo diet cookbook. | 1.2945 | 0.04972 | 146 | 114 | 21 | 11 |
1447 | This is exactly why I told you I needed a bigger grill. | 1.2945 | 0.04778 | 146 | 112 | 25 | 9 |
1448 | Looks real, but it's totally vegan. | 1.2945 | 0.04255 | 146 | 107 | 35 | 4 |
1449 | Do you want medium or well-done? | 1.2945 | 0.04972 | 146 | 114 | 21 | 11 |
1450 | It's way past the kid's bedtime....can we have it for breakfast? | 1.2945 | 0.04472 | 146 | 109 | 31 | 6 |
1451 | I think I need the tongs for this one. | 1.2945 | 0.04778 | 146 | 112 | 25 | 9 |
1452 | No Og, Jr. - You can’t just call “drumstick.” | 1.2937 | 0.04530 | 143 | 107 | 30 | 6 |
1453 | Let's call it a night. We'll have it for breakfast. | 1.2937 | 0.04307 | 143 | 105 | 34 | 4 |
1454 | I'll be glad when you get around to inventing box wine. | 1.2932 | 0.04866 | 133 | 101 | 25 | 7 |
1455 | Rare, rarer, rawest? | 1.2925 | 0.04340 | 147 | 109 | 33 | 5 |
1456 | I told you to use the sous vide. | 1.2925 | 0.04750 | 147 | 113 | 25 | 9 |
1457 | Meat again? I’d promised the kids pizza tonight! | 1.2917 | 0.04714 | 144 | 110 | 26 | 8 |
1458 | You'll have to start again, the marinade was off. | 1.2917 | 0.04394 | 144 | 107 | 32 | 5 |
1459 | I know it needs to be flipped. It’s not time to flip. | 1.2917 | 0.04394 | 144 | 107 | 32 | 5 |
1460 | Jerry was a good pet mammoth, but he's in a better place now. | 1.2917 | 0.04609 | 144 | 109 | 28 | 7 |
1461 | I'm going on a paleontology diet. | 1.2917 | 0.04815 | 144 | 111 | 24 | 9 |
1462 | Honey, why can't you remember the kids and I went vegan? | 1.2917 | 0.04714 | 144 | 110 | 26 | 8 |
1463 | You can stop pretending, I found the take-out bags in the trash. | 1.2917 | 0.04394 | 144 | 107 | 32 | 5 |
1464 | Yes, the skin will be crispy | 1.2917 | 0.04394 | 144 | 107 | 32 | 5 |
1465 | Has anyone seen the cedar plank for the grill? | 1.2917 | 0.04282 | 144 | 106 | 34 | 4 |
1466 | Gulliver messed with the wrong guy. | 1.2917 | 0.04714 | 144 | 110 | 26 | 8 |
1467 | It'll cook a lot faster once fire is discovered. | 1.2917 | 0.04714 | 144 | 110 | 26 | 8 |
1468 | Be patient. I just discovered fire last week. | 1.2917 | 0.04714 | 144 | 110 | 26 | 8 |
1469 | You said you wanted it smoked. | 1.2917 | 0.04167 | 144 | 105 | 36 | 3 |
1470 | Not to worry. You'll love the left-overs. | 1.2917 | 0.04282 | 144 | 106 | 34 | 4 |
1471 | I know its late, it took me forever to find the Pterodactyl baster. | 1.2917 | 0.04609 | 144 | 109 | 28 | 7 |
1472 | T Rex anybody | 1.2917 | 0.04394 | 144 | 107 | 32 | 5 |
1473 | You and your ‘well done,’ Stella. | 1.2917 | 0.04394 | 144 | 107 | 32 | 5 |
1474 | Has the thermometer been invented yet? I need to check if it’s done. | 1.2917 | 0.04609 | 144 | 109 | 28 | 7 |
1475 | Could you please read out the marinade sauce I illustrated on the wall? | 1.2917 | 0.04503 | 144 | 108 | 30 | 6 |
1476 | Stop complaining, it was your idea to try the Paleo diet . | 1.2917 | 0.04503 | 144 | 108 | 30 | 6 |
1477 | It's almost done; call the Palmers. | 1.2917 | 0.04503 | 144 | 108 | 30 | 6 |
1478 | Back in the ice age,I would have frozen part. | 1.2917 | 0.04609 | 144 | 109 | 28 | 7 |
1479 | Alright. Tomorrow we'll sous vide. | 1.2917 | 0.04609 | 144 | 109 | 28 | 7 |
1480 | I think we’re gonna need to buy a bigger spatula... | 1.2917 | 0.04282 | 144 | 106 | 34 | 4 |
1481 | You should have seen the thighs on that sucker! | 1.2917 | 0.04394 | 144 | 107 | 32 | 5 |
1482 | It was either this or the breast. | 1.2917 | 0.04609 | 144 | 109 | 28 | 7 |
1483 | How do you like your Mac Mastodon, rare or well-done? | 1.2917 | 0.04609 | 144 | 109 | 28 | 7 |
1484 | I'll help get the kids to bed as soon as I finish grilling | 1.2917 | 0.04503 | 144 | 108 | 30 | 6 |
1485 | Dad's probably going to grill every night before the ice age hits. | 1.2917 | 0.04282 | 144 | 106 | 34 | 4 |
1486 | So I fell for another cave wall infomercial. Just go start the fire. | 1.2917 | 0.04394 | 144 | 107 | 32 | 5 |
1487 | Meat from an extinct species takes a little longer. | 1.2917 | 0.04503 | 144 | 108 | 30 | 6 |
1488 | It was the smallest they had, and we’re lucky it’s not a dinosaur leg. | 1.2917 | 0.04394 | 144 | 107 | 32 | 5 |
1489 | Don’t look at me, the ‘Buzzard Wing Special,’ doesn’t run that often. | 1.2917 | 0.04394 | 144 | 107 | 32 | 5 |
1490 | Don't start with me Madison, I'm not the one who forgot the propane. | 1.2917 | 0.04394 | 144 | 107 | 32 | 5 |
1491 | We didn’t last this long by NOT cooking our meats through. | 1.2917 | 0.04714 | 144 | 110 | 26 | 8 |
1492 | The spatula's for wafting meat vapours toward our vegan neighbours. | 1.2917 | 0.04815 | 144 | 111 | 24 | 9 |
1493 | And then we brine our Rex Drumlette in the sea for 24, up to 30 days ... | 1.2917 | 0.04714 | 144 | 110 | 26 | 8 |
1494 | I hope you're all hungry | 1.2917 | 0.04503 | 144 | 108 | 30 | 6 |
1495 | Okay, you were right! We should have bought a bigger BBQ. | 1.2917 | 0.04503 | 144 | 108 | 30 | 6 |
1496 | I'll do the thigh next. | 1.2917 | 0.04609 | 144 | 109 | 28 | 7 |
1497 | Who had dibs on the drumstick? | 1.2917 | 0.04503 | 144 | 108 | 30 | 6 |
1498 | But I AM shaking a leg. | 1.2917 | 0.04815 | 144 | 111 | 24 | 9 |
1499 | Sorry, but you just can't rush Pterodactyl... | 1.2908 | 0.04334 | 141 | 104 | 33 | 4 |
1500 | I think we’re going to need a bigger grill. | 1.2908 | 0.04562 | 141 | 106 | 29 | 6 |
1501 | Dinner tonight is both paleo and locovore. | 1.2908 | 0.04562 | 141 | 106 | 29 | 6 |
1502 | That's the end of those big boys stomping around here! | 1.2908 | 0.04334 | 141 | 104 | 33 | 4 |
1503 | Dinner might not he ready until A.D. | 1.2887 | 0.04534 | 142 | 107 | 29 | 6 |
1504 | All they had was legs some guy named Fred got the last of the ribs | 1.2887 | 0.04643 | 142 | 108 | 27 | 7 |
1505 | "It's called BBQ, not PDQ." | 1.2887 | 0.04534 | 142 | 107 | 29 | 6 |
1506 | Well, you don’t want salmonella do you? | 1.2887 | 0.04643 | 142 | 108 | 27 | 7 |
1507 | Listen, this Paleo thing is bumming us out, we just want some cheese and crackers. | 1.2887 | 0.04308 | 142 | 105 | 33 | 4 |
1508 | He fell for the oldest trick in hokey pokey. | 1.2887 | 0.04749 | 142 | 109 | 25 | 8 |
1509 | Next thing you know, kids, he'll be wanting his own 'Man Cave'. | 1.2887 | 0.04853 | 142 | 110 | 23 | 9 |
1510 | Should be fully cooked and ready to eat in time for the Paleo Diet. | 1.2887 | 0.04749 | 142 | 109 | 25 | 8 |
1511 | Don't worry our life expectancy is not very long. | 1.2887 | 0.04423 | 142 | 106 | 31 | 5 |
1512 | Please tell me we have barbecue sauce. | 1.2887 | 0.04643 | 142 | 108 | 27 | 7 |
1513 | This new fire thing really does make a difference. The secret is controlling the intensity of the flame. | 1.2887 | 0.04534 | 142 | 107 | 29 | 6 |
1514 | Sorry. There is no 'white meat.' Hunter-gatherers can't be choosers. | 1.2887 | 0.04643 | 142 | 108 | 27 | 7 |
1515 | This would cook quicker if we invented fire first. | 1.2887 | 0.04853 | 142 | 110 | 23 | 9 |
1516 | I invented fire for this? | 1.2887 | 0.04191 | 142 | 104 | 35 | 3 |
1517 | I've wanted to try the plant-based teratorn wing for the longest time. | 1.2887 | 0.04643 | 142 | 108 | 27 | 7 |
1518 | I told you the Cro Magnon model bbq would be better. | 1.2887 | 0.04423 | 142 | 106 | 31 | 5 |
1519 | The First Dad Joke: 10 Million BC: Thursday: "I'm just getting a leg up on the barbecue." | 1.2887 | 0.04853 | 142 | 110 | 23 | 9 |
1520 | but i only like the white meat | 1.2887 | 0.04749 | 142 | 109 | 25 | 8 |
1521 | This should be enough to feed us until Thanksgiving, assuming you don't invite your brother from Syosset. | 1.2887 | 0.04423 | 142 | 106 | 31 | 5 |
1522 | One day these dinosaurs will evolve into something smaller we can barbecue. | 1.2887 | 0.04308 | 142 | 105 | 33 | 4 |
1523 | Probably about Friday. | 1.2887 | 0.04191 | 142 | 104 | 35 | 3 |
1524 | You can start the stuffing in about a week. | 1.2887 | 0.04308 | 142 | 105 | 33 | 4 |
1525 | You sent me to Costco for turkey legs. We'll be eating by Thursday. What did you expect ? | 1.2887 | 0.04534 | 142 | 107 | 29 | 6 |
1526 | It just needs a few more...days. | 1.2887 | 0.04308 | 142 | 105 | 33 | 4 |
1527 | You're the one who wanted to join Costco. | 1.2887 | 0.04643 | 142 | 108 | 27 | 7 |
1528 | You have no incentive to evolve, do you? | 1.2887 | 0.04749 | 142 | 109 | 25 | 8 |
1529 | It’s done when the internal temperature is 165 degrees Fahrenheit and the juices run clear. | 1.2887 | 0.04423 | 142 | 106 | 31 | 5 |
1530 | These GMOs are really getting out of hand. | 1.2887 | 0.04308 | 142 | 105 | 33 | 4 |
1531 | I found it in the Paleo aisle. | 1.2887 | 0.04534 | 142 | 107 | 29 | 6 |
1532 | Actually the sous vide was even harder. | 1.2887 | 0.04423 | 142 | 106 | 31 | 5 |
1533 | Sure, the brontosaurus leg is amazing, but wait till I tell you where I got this grill. | 1.2887 | 0.04643 | 142 | 108 | 27 | 7 |
1534 | We're getting very weak, honey. How much longer for dinner? | 1.2887 | 0.04643 | 142 | 108 | 27 | 7 |
1535 | Give me the old fashioned bonfire any day! | 1.2887 | 0.04534 | 142 | 107 | 29 | 6 |
1536 | Trust me - it tastes like chicken. | 1.2887 | 0.04191 | 142 | 104 | 35 | 3 |
1537 | Little Timmy now claims to be a vegetarian. | 1.2887 | 0.04534 | 142 | 107 | 29 | 6 |
1538 | I keep telling him that when it comes to the T-Rex, the forearm is a far superior grill item than the thigh. | 1.2887 | 0.04534 | 142 | 107 | 29 | 6 |
1539 | Will it be much longer? We finished the ribs. | 1.2887 | 0.04423 | 142 | 106 | 31 | 5 |
1540 | I figured that it's about time for us to try this so-called 'Paleo' diet. | 1.2887 | 0.04643 | 142 | 108 | 27 | 7 |
1541 | I found them in a 21st century midden heap. | 1.2887 | 0.04853 | 142 | 110 | 23 | 9 |
1542 | That's the last time I shop at Costco. | 1.2887 | 0.04643 | 142 | 108 | 27 | 7 |
1543 | It's mammoth, there's only dark meat | 1.2887 | 0.04534 | 142 | 107 | 29 | 6 |
1544 | Sorry, I forgot to factor in the ice age when I decided to barbecue. | 1.2887 | 0.04308 | 142 | 105 | 33 | 4 |
1545 | You should've seen it fly! | 1.2887 | 0.04308 | 142 | 105 | 33 | 4 |
1546 | I'm told it tastes just like chicken. | 1.2887 | 0.04423 | 142 | 106 | 31 | 5 |
1547 | Maybe I should have invented fire first. | 1.2887 | 0.04749 | 142 | 109 | 25 | 8 |
1548 | Ever since I invented fire, everyone wants to come to my barbecues | 1.2887 | 0.04749 | 142 | 109 | 25 | 8 |
1549 | Do we have any brontcosaureus sauce? | 1.2887 | 0.04643 | 142 | 108 | 27 | 7 |
1550 | Don't be silly, chicken haven't evolved yet. | 1.2887 | 0.04643 | 142 | 108 | 27 | 7 |
1551 | Markus, please, rare is fine. | 1.2887 | 0.04643 | 142 | 108 | 27 | 7 |
1552 | You do know your children are herbivores right? | 1.2887 | 0.04191 | 142 | 104 | 35 | 3 |
1553 | Sorry, took a while to get the grill lightning. | 1.2887 | 0.04308 | 142 | 105 | 33 | 4 |
1554 | I know it's taking a long time. But I'm not the one who wanted a hint of hickory | 1.2887 | 0.04749 | 142 | 109 | 25 | 8 |
1555 | Bring me some sea salt. | 1.2887 | 0.04643 | 142 | 108 | 27 | 7 |
1556 | I have the cooking figured out, but marinading...now that's an art. | 1.2887 | 0.04308 | 142 | 105 | 33 | 4 |
1557 | Hey guys, KFC's new pterodactyl portion! | 1.2887 | 0.04749 | 142 | 109 | 25 | 8 |
1558 | Of course the rest will keep. It's an ice age. | 1.2887 | 0.04308 | 142 | 105 | 33 | 4 |
1559 | It's a fire thing. You wouldn't understand. | 1.2887 | 0.04853 | 142 | 110 | 23 | 9 |
1560 | How do you like it cooked? | 1.2887 | 0.04308 | 142 | 105 | 33 | 4 |
1561 | Top of the food chain? Pff. Guess I showed him. | 1.2887 | 0.04423 | 142 | 106 | 31 | 5 |
1562 | Wrong! More is more. | 1.2887 | 0.04643 | 142 | 108 | 27 | 7 |
1563 | So, what are you guys gonna have? | 1.2887 | 0.04534 | 142 | 107 | 29 | 6 |
1564 | Everything's bigger in T-Rexus | 1.2887 | 0.04749 | 142 | 109 | 25 | 8 |
1565 | I forgot to thaw it. | 1.2887 | 0.04643 | 142 | 108 | 27 | 7 |
1566 | Meatless?! I thought everyone liked Mammoth Mondays. | 1.2887 | 0.04534 | 142 | 107 | 29 | 6 |
1567 | Just keep an eye out for that angry one legged bird. | 1.2887 | 0.04308 | 142 | 105 | 33 | 4 |
1568 | I’m not sure the coals will still be hot enough for s’mores by the time this is done. | 1.2887 | 0.04643 | 142 | 108 | 27 | 7 |
1569 | How many bags of charcoal do we have left? | 1.2887 | 0.04749 | 142 | 109 | 25 | 8 |
1570 | Look, if we're going paleo we've gotta commit. | 1.2887 | 0.04643 | 142 | 108 | 27 | 7 |
1571 | Why didn't you tell me the Petersons were vegetarians? | 1.2887 | 0.04423 | 142 | 106 | 31 | 5 |
1572 | Everything about this dinner is anachronistic." | 1.2881 | 0.04830 | 118 | 88 | 26 | 4 |
1573 | It's "pterodactyl" with a "p". | 1.2881 | 0.05121 | 118 | 90 | 22 | 6 |
1574 | Be patient - it's evolving. | 1.2881 | 0.05396 | 118 | 92 | 18 | 8 |
1575 | TEXAS (c.8000 BCE) | 1.2878 | 0.04816 | 139 | 107 | 24 | 8 |
1576 | Mid-pleistocene, that's when. | 1.2878 | 0.04594 | 139 | 105 | 28 | 6 |
1577 | American portions. | 1.2878 | 0.04706 | 139 | 106 | 26 | 7 |
1578 | Not sure where it came from, but it's working. | 1.2857 | 0.04892 | 140 | 109 | 22 | 9 |
1579 | This should be ready in a couple of days. | 1.2857 | 0.04335 | 140 | 104 | 32 | 4 |
1580 | As Burnham wrote, make no small plans. | 1.2857 | 0.04335 | 140 | 104 | 32 | 4 |
1581 | Glad you did not get the breast! | 1.2857 | 0.04566 | 140 | 106 | 28 | 6 |
1582 | if you want it well done it's going to be a few more hours | 1.2857 | 0.04335 | 140 | 104 | 32 | 4 |
1583 | They were all out of breast. | 1.2857 | 0.04566 | 140 | 106 | 28 | 6 |
1584 | They were out of party wings. | 1.2857 | 0.04335 | 140 | 104 | 32 | 4 |
1585 | You think this is big? Wait until you see the wing!" | 1.2857 | 0.04566 | 140 | 106 | 28 | 6 |
1586 | Could you grab a magnum of Cabernet from the cellar please. | 1.2857 | 0.04566 | 140 | 106 | 28 | 6 |
1587 | Once again the New Yorker is publishing a creationist cartoon | 1.2857 | 0.04452 | 140 | 105 | 30 | 5 |
1588 | I thought you said he would bring home some bacon... | 1.2857 | 0.04566 | 140 | 106 | 28 | 6 |
1589 | Where's the rest of it? | 1.2857 | 0.04677 | 140 | 107 | 26 | 7 |
1590 | Don't question the grillmaster... | 1.2857 | 0.04677 | 140 | 107 | 26 | 7 |
1591 | Have we got any more brickettes? | 1.2857 | 0.04215 | 140 | 103 | 34 | 3 |
1592 | Forage this, bitches. | 1.2857 | 0.04452 | 140 | 105 | 30 | 5 |
1593 | You need to invent a bigger grill. | 1.2857 | 0.04452 | 140 | 105 | 30 | 5 |
1594 | Paper plates will do fine, Hon | 1.2857 | 0.04452 | 140 | 105 | 30 | 5 |
1595 | Ok! Ok! Order pizza, again! But it's my meateater image that pays the bills! | 1.2857 | 0.04677 | 140 | 107 | 26 | 7 |
1596 | Pterodactyl pairs well with organic quinoa and kale. | 1.2857 | 0.05098 | 140 | 111 | 18 | 11 |
1597 | It's called the Paleo diet. . . It'll be big-time in two million years. | 1.2857 | 0.04452 | 140 | 105 | 30 | 5 |
1598 | I know, I know, its late and the kids are hungry, but look on the bright side, we'll have left overs for weeks! | 1.2857 | 0.04677 | 140 | 107 | 26 | 7 |
1599 | You wanted well done, you‘ll get well done. | 1.2857 | 0.04452 | 140 | 105 | 30 | 5 |
1600 | I already called dibs on the drumstick. | 1.2857 | 0.04215 | 140 | 103 | 34 | 3 |
1601 | Hold your mammoths! Pterodactyl meat reach 165 degree internal temperature, then family gorge. | 1.2857 | 0.04677 | 140 | 107 | 26 | 7 |
1602 | Dinner will be ready tomorrow | 1.2857 | 0.04335 | 140 | 104 | 32 | 4 |
1603 | It comes from a pterodactyl, but he still calls it a buffalo wing. | 1.2857 | 0.04786 | 140 | 108 | 24 | 8 |
1604 | I'm still waiting for the juices to run clear. | 1.2857 | 0.04786 | 140 | 108 | 24 | 8 |
1605 | When we finally discover fire this will be delicious! | 1.2857 | 0.04452 | 140 | 105 | 30 | 5 |
1606 | It’s name was Big Bird! | 1.2857 | 0.04677 | 140 | 107 | 26 | 7 |
1607 | Dinner ready by next full moon | 1.2857 | 0.03964 | 140 | 101 | 38 | 1 |
1608 | What else am I supposed to do with fire? | 1.2857 | 0.04566 | 140 | 106 | 28 | 6 |
1609 | Once we invent fire, we'll really be cookin' | 1.2857 | 0.04566 | 140 | 106 | 28 | 6 |
1610 | Not to worry. It'll be done for Thanksgiving. | 1.2857 | 0.04566 | 140 | 106 | 28 | 6 |
1611 | It'll just be 500 more minutes. | 1.2857 | 0.04335 | 140 | 104 | 32 | 4 |
1612 | Looks like we’ll be eating leftovers for a while. | 1.2857 | 0.04215 | 140 | 103 | 34 | 3 |
1613 | I should have thawed first. | 1.2857 | 0.04566 | 140 | 106 | 28 | 6 |
1614 | Just be patient. It has to be 165 degrees before I can serve it. | 1.2857 | 0.04452 | 140 | 105 | 30 | 5 |
1615 | Go ahead with the hors d'oeuvres and spinach salads, don't wait on me! This was the largest grill they had at ACE. | 1.2857 | 0.04677 | 140 | 107 | 26 | 7 |
1616 | Hey Honey, put “meat thermometer” on the shopping list. | 1.2857 | 0.04452 | 140 | 105 | 30 | 5 |
1617 | You have to eat all your dinner before you get any dessert. | 1.2857 | 0.04786 | 140 | 108 | 24 | 8 |
1618 | It’s taking a little longer than I expected; I know you don’t like it too rare. | 1.2857 | 0.04335 | 140 | 104 | 32 | 4 |
1619 | Next time get the baby moas ! | 1.2857 | 0.04335 | 140 | 104 | 32 | 4 |
1620 | Hang in there. Only another six hours. | 1.2857 | 0.04335 | 140 | 104 | 32 | 4 |
1621 | Your mother is coming for dinner. | 1.2857 | 0.04452 | 140 | 105 | 30 | 5 |
1622 | I think we're taking this Paleo diet a bit far, don't you think? | 1.2857 | 0.04335 | 140 | 104 | 32 | 4 |
1623 | Honey, go kill a deer. With Daddy's quaint little invention, dinner will be ready in about 50,000 years. | 1.2857 | 0.04452 | 140 | 105 | 30 | 5 |
1624 | I know, I know, but the white meat was all gone by the time I got there. | 1.2857 | 0.04452 | 140 | 105 | 30 | 5 |
1625 | Well I don't have any Impossible burgers. | 1.2857 | 0.04566 | 140 | 106 | 28 | 6 |
1626 | Dinner will be ready in about three moons. | 1.2857 | 0.04892 | 140 | 109 | 22 | 9 |
1627 | What'd ya mean, we're out of pterodactyl sauce? | 1.2857 | 0.04786 | 140 | 108 | 24 | 8 |
1628 | This paleo diet sure is big on meat. | 1.2857 | 0.04091 | 140 | 102 | 36 | 2 |
1629 | I should have asked for the kabobs. | 1.2857 | 0.04677 | 140 | 107 | 26 | 7 |
1630 | My trainer says I can have cheat meal once a week | 1.2857 | 0.04335 | 140 | 104 | 32 | 4 |
1631 | Don't you think tongs would be better? | 1.2857 | 0.04566 | 140 | 106 | 28 | 6 |
1632 | PLEASE make up your mind, medium or well done! | 1.2857 | 0.04786 | 140 | 108 | 24 | 8 |
1633 | The Veber instructions say “charcoal”. Don’t worry honey it won’t hurt the environment in a million years. | 1.2857 | 0.04677 | 140 | 107 | 26 | 7 |
1634 | It's outlived its use as a club. | 1.2857 | 0.04566 | 140 | 106 | 28 | 6 |
1635 | I'll ask for the boneless, skinless brontosorous thighs next time. | 1.2857 | 0.04677 | 140 | 107 | 26 | 7 |
1636 | Almost ready, honey. Four more moon rises should do it. | 1.2857 | 0.04677 | 140 | 107 | 26 | 7 |
1637 | The irony of wanting to escape from his man cave would be lost to Grog for another forty thousand years. | 1.2857 | 0.04892 | 140 | 109 | 22 | 9 |
1638 | Stop your griping! It will be ready in three days just like I said. | 1.2857 | 0.04215 | 140 | 103 | 34 | 3 |
1639 | A giant chicken leg on the barby. That's a good as it gets! | 1.2857 | 0.04677 | 140 | 107 | 26 | 7 |
1640 | This should stop the fighting over the drumstick. | 1.2857 | 0.04335 | 140 | 104 | 32 | 4 |
1641 | And if you don't finish it, no dessert. | 1.2857 | 0.04566 | 140 | 106 | 28 | 6 |
1642 | I know there are problems, but I still believe in Make America Grill Again | 1.2857 | 0.04996 | 140 | 110 | 20 | 10 |
1643 | It needs some garlic,could you guys harvest some for me? | 1.2857 | 0.04677 | 140 | 107 | 26 | 7 |
1644 | They were having a sale at Cost-bow. | 1.2857 | 0.04677 | 140 | 107 | 26 | 7 |
1645 | I’m going to need a couple sprigs of rosemary and some chopped sage.. | 1.2857 | 0.04677 | 140 | 107 | 26 | 7 |
1646 | Blame the appliance, not the caveman. | 1.2857 | 0.04566 | 140 | 106 | 28 | 6 |
1647 | Nobody gets dibs on the drumstick. | 1.2857 | 0.04566 | 140 | 106 | 28 | 6 |
1648 | How long are you going to be on this new Paleo kick? | 1.2846 | 0.04262 | 130 | 95 | 33 | 2 |
1649 | Who wants extra crispy? | 1.2845 | 0.04868 | 116 | 87 | 25 | 4 |
1650 | Well if you don't like it you don't have to eat it again because it's now extinct. | 1.2845 | 0.05020 | 116 | 88 | 23 | 5 |
1651 | This is for Dino. We're having nuts and berries. | 1.2836 | 0.04809 | 134 | 103 | 24 | 7 |
1652 | This is what it's all about, kids. Remember that. Now back up a bit in case that bird comes back with his buddies. | 1.2836 | 0.04446 | 134 | 100 | 30 | 4 |
1653 | Who wants dark meat? | 1.2826 | 0.04712 | 138 | 106 | 25 | 7 |
1654 | Say it together; Who brings home the bacon in this family? | 1.2826 | 0.04598 | 138 | 105 | 27 | 6 |
1655 | Get me the large basting brush. | 1.2826 | 0.04362 | 138 | 103 | 31 | 4 |
1656 | It's always "sous vide this" and "sous vide that" - well, this time, there's no sous vide. | 1.2826 | 0.04823 | 138 | 107 | 23 | 8 |
1657 | Honey ....... Have you seen the Pyteradactyl rub ? | 1.2826 | 0.04482 | 138 | 104 | 29 | 5 |
1658 | By the time it's done we'll be Vegans. | 1.2826 | 0.04482 | 138 | 104 | 29 | 5 |
1659 | I suppose you’re going to tell me the Flintsones got the last rack of ribs again. | 1.2826 | 0.04482 | 138 | 104 | 29 | 5 |
1660 | It's a Guy thing | 1.2826 | 0.04598 | 138 | 105 | 27 | 6 |
1661 | Grab some rocks and get this on the wall! I want to remember this for eons. | 1.2826 | 0.04712 | 138 | 106 | 25 | 7 |
1662 | Go to bed, folks. We'll have it for breakfast. | 1.2826 | 0.04482 | 138 | 104 | 29 | 5 |
1663 | It Was Us Or Rex, Kids. | 1.2826 | 0.04598 | 138 | 105 | 27 | 6 |
1664 | Your sarcasm about ready by the next solstice isn't helping. | 1.2826 | 0.04598 | 138 | 105 | 27 | 6 |
1665 | Sunday we're having a tug-of-war with the wishbone. | 1.2826 | 0.04598 | 138 | 105 | 27 | 6 |
1666 | Dinner will be ready in a week or two. | 1.2826 | 0.04598 | 138 | 105 | 27 | 6 |
1667 | It's for the Super Bowl party. | 1.2826 | 0.04712 | 138 | 106 | 25 | 7 |
1668 | I hope we have enough ranch dressing! | 1.2826 | 0.04239 | 138 | 102 | 33 | 3 |
1669 | He says he wants to sit at the big table and he doesn't want the drumstick. | 1.2826 | 0.04598 | 138 | 105 | 27 | 6 |
1670 | What do ya mean what happened to the rest of it !? | 1.2826 | 0.04598 | 138 | 105 | 27 | 6 |
1671 | It’ll be ready when I say it’s ready! | 1.2826 | 0.04712 | 138 | 106 | 25 | 7 |
1672 | Almost done. Dinner will be ready by sunrise. | 1.2826 | 0.04362 | 138 | 103 | 31 | 4 |
1673 | I don’t need a thermometer. I can feel when it is done! | 1.2826 | 0.04823 | 138 | 107 | 23 | 8 |
1674 | Why do you always get the drumstick from the hunt? | 1.2826 | 0.04823 | 138 | 107 | 23 | 8 |
1675 | Do you know anyone with a meat thermometer? | 1.2826 | 0.04362 | 138 | 103 | 31 | 4 |
1676 | Still not getting a reading of 165 in the thickest part … | 1.2826 | 0.04482 | 138 | 104 | 29 | 5 |
1677 | I forgot, is it 140 or 165 for this? | 1.2826 | 0.04598 | 138 | 105 | 27 | 6 |
1678 | They had a special on the Family Meal Deal. | 1.2826 | 0.04482 | 138 | 104 | 29 | 5 |
1679 | Tastes just like chicken, only a little hairier. | 1.2826 | 0.04712 | 138 | 106 | 25 | 7 |
1680 | Until it’s all gone, that’s how long. | 1.2826 | 0.04823 | 138 | 107 | 23 | 8 |
1681 | It DID say hormone-free. | 1.2826 | 0.04598 | 138 | 105 | 27 | 6 |
1682 | No, white meat! | 1.2826 | 0.05038 | 138 | 109 | 19 | 10 |
1683 | I dunno. Marvin is poaching his. We’ll see. | 1.2826 | 0.04712 | 138 | 106 | 25 | 7 |
1684 | The kids wanted wings Ed. | 1.2826 | 0.04482 | 138 | 104 | 29 | 5 |
1685 | The moon is high, I grill a thigh. | 1.2826 | 0.04482 | 138 | 104 | 29 | 5 |
1686 | This will be ready when the yellow ball of fire goes up and down fourteen times. | 1.2826 | 0.04712 | 138 | 106 | 25 | 7 |
1687 | Chill, the Food Network says low and slow. | 1.2826 | 0.04712 | 138 | 106 | 25 | 7 |
1688 | they were out of the patties. | 1.2826 | 0.04482 | 138 | 104 | 29 | 5 |
1689 | I'll freeze the leftovers | 1.2826 | 0.04823 | 138 | 107 | 23 | 8 |
1690 | Don’t worry kids. Big Bird will still be on TV each afternoon. | 1.2826 | 0.04598 | 138 | 105 | 27 | 6 |
1691 | Don't forget the veggies? What are veggies? | 1.2826 | 0.04362 | 138 | 103 | 31 | 4 |
1692 | I hope there is room in the freezer! | 1.2826 | 0.04598 | 138 | 105 | 27 | 6 |
1693 | No ,I said medium raw. | 1.2818 | 0.05187 | 110 | 84 | 21 | 5 |
1694 | You want yours without fur? Now you tell me! | 1.2818 | 0.05187 | 110 | 84 | 21 | 5 |
1695 | Of course it's non-GMO. | 1.2815 | 0.04418 | 135 | 101 | 30 | 4 |
1696 | What do you mean, we're out of barbeque sauce?!" | 1.2815 | 0.04541 | 135 | 102 | 28 | 5 |
1697 | I hope you like drumstick. | 1.2815 | 0.05004 | 135 | 106 | 20 | 9 |
1698 | Medium rare OK? | 1.2815 | 0.04661 | 135 | 103 | 26 | 6 |
1699 | Don’t worry, it’s “clean coal.” | 1.2815 | 0.04541 | 135 | 102 | 28 | 5 |
1700 | You asked for "well done", now you have to wait! | 1.2815 | 0.04661 | 135 | 103 | 26 | 6 |
1701 | Just hold your horses! I'm sure it'll be done by Tuesday. | 1.2815 | 0.04661 | 135 | 103 | 26 | 6 |
1702 | Complain! Complain! Just remember how good these mammoth legs taste when they're cooked right! | 1.2815 | 0.04541 | 135 | 102 | 28 | 5 |
1703 | It will take 3 hours to cook that leg but last the whole winter! | 1.2815 | 0.04541 | 135 | 102 | 28 | 5 |
1704 | Yabba-Dabba Do! I’m cooking Perodactyl for you. | 1.2815 | 0.04893 | 135 | 105 | 22 | 8 |
1705 | We all know that the required minimum internal temperature for pterodactyl is 85C. | 1.2815 | 0.04418 | 135 | 101 | 30 | 4 |
1706 | Pterodactyl wings were on special at Cave Mart. | 1.2815 | 0.04778 | 135 | 104 | 24 | 7 |
1707 | It was on sale at Costco. | 1.2815 | 0.04893 | 135 | 105 | 22 | 8 |
1708 | Yes! Yes! Of course there were two. | 1.2815 | 0.04661 | 135 | 103 | 26 | 6 |
1709 | My diet starts tomorrow. | 1.2815 | 0.04778 | 135 | 104 | 24 | 7 |
1710 | If I've timed it right dinner should be ready by the time the Hendersons get here on Tuesday. | 1.2815 | 0.04418 | 135 | 101 | 30 | 4 |
1711 | More 15 minutes darling. | 1.2815 | 0.04418 | 135 | 101 | 30 | 4 |
1712 | Maybe we should start with dessert. This is gonna take awhile. | 1.2815 | 0.04418 | 135 | 101 | 30 | 4 |
1713 | It’ll just be another six hours. | 1.2815 | 0.04160 | 135 | 99 | 34 | 2 |
1714 | You should have told be beforehand that you wanted it breaded. | 1.2815 | 0.04160 | 135 | 99 | 34 | 2 |
1715 | Just be patient. It is the only size dinasaur leg they had. | 1.2815 | 0.04893 | 135 | 105 | 22 | 8 |
1716 | Of course it's all organic, free-range, no hormones... | 1.2815 | 0.04418 | 135 | 101 | 30 | 4 |
1717 | I am not buying a whole new grill just because of this one gigantic drumstick. | 1.2815 | 0.04893 | 135 | 105 | 22 | 8 |
1718 | Yes, we can refrigerate the leftovers; after all, we're still in an ice age. | 1.2815 | 0.04661 | 135 | 103 | 26 | 6 |
1719 | I hope you guys are hungry. | 1.2815 | 0.04541 | 135 | 102 | 28 | 5 |
1720 | I’ve always said that your father’s cooking will be the death of us.” | 1.2815 | 0.04778 | 135 | 104 | 24 | 7 |
1721 | Now do you understand why I wanted that bigger grill? | 1.2815 | 0.04418 | 135 | 101 | 30 | 4 |
1722 | I'm putting a nice dijon- orange glaze on this--you'll love it! | 1.2794 | 0.04631 | 136 | 104 | 26 | 6 |
1723 | How do you want it? Raw, Rawer or Rawest? | 1.2793 | 0.05147 | 111 | 85 | 21 | 5 |
1724 | Someday these Woolly Mammoth Chickens will be extinct. | 1.2782 | 0.04695 | 133 | 102 | 25 | 6 |
1725 | Not all cavemen are on the paleo diet | 1.2782 | 0.04446 | 133 | 100 | 29 | 4 |
1726 | I told you, pulled mammoth takes 14 hours of smoking. | 1.2782 | 0.04573 | 133 | 101 | 27 | 5 |
1727 | Beer me | 1.2782 | 0.05046 | 133 | 105 | 19 | 9 |
1728 | Don’t look at me like that; this is the biggest one I could get! | 1.2782 | 0.04446 | 133 | 100 | 29 | 4 |
1729 | Yes dear, I should have discovered fire before dark. | 1.2782 | 0.04695 | 133 | 102 | 25 | 6 |
1730 | Come and get it, before it’s extinct! | 1.2752 | 0.05193 | 109 | 84 | 20 | 5 |
1731 | It got away so I went to Costco. | 1.2750 | 0.04728 | 120 | 91 | 25 | 4 |
1732 | Let's order a pizza. | 1.2750 | 0.04578 | 120 | 90 | 27 | 3 |
1733 | Worcestershire sauce - stat! | 1.2750 | 0.04728 | 120 | 91 | 25 | 4 |
1734 | Any day now... get your plates ready. | 1.2748 | 0.04972 | 131 | 103 | 20 | 8 |
1735 | Don't look at me that way. He's in a better place. | 1.2748 | 0.04605 | 131 | 100 | 26 | 5 |
1736 | I know you're hungry. But it's the ice age. This will take a while. | 1.2748 | 0.04730 | 131 | 101 | 24 | 6 |
1737 | Who wants burnt? | 1.2748 | 0.04605 | 131 | 100 | 26 | 5 |
1738 | I call first dibs on the drumstick. | 1.2748 | 0.04605 | 131 | 100 | 26 | 5 |
1739 | It takes long to cook, but it has a wonderful flavor profile. | 1.2748 | 0.04342 | 131 | 98 | 30 | 3 |
1740 | If you think this is big, you should see its mother! | 1.2748 | 0.04853 | 131 | 102 | 22 | 7 |
1741 | I sure hope you're better at cooking the Archaeopteryx than you are at spelling it! | 1.2748 | 0.04853 | 131 | 102 | 22 | 7 |
1742 | First VeganFool Yes, it is ironic that the trunk of this evergreen looks just like a leg bone. | 1.2748 | 0.04730 | 131 | 101 | 24 | 6 |
1743 | It’ll taste BETTER than pterodactyl. | 1.2748 | 0.04730 | 131 | 101 | 24 | 6 |
1744 | I could use a wheel to roll this to the table. Oops, I'm getting ahead of myself | 1.2748 | 0.04853 | 131 | 102 | 22 | 7 |
1745 | I told you we should have started defrosting it earlier! | 1.2748 | 0.04853 | 131 | 102 | 22 | 7 |
1746 | I told him don’t hunt in bulk, but what do I know, I’m just the gatherer. | 1.2748 | 0.04605 | 131 | 100 | 26 | 5 |
1747 | We're in the United States now. I want us to fit in. | 1.2748 | 0.04342 | 131 | 98 | 30 | 3 |
1748 | I’m sorry the kids had to see that. | 1.2748 | 0.04605 | 131 | 100 | 26 | 5 |
1749 | You should see the one that got away. | 1.2748 | 0.04475 | 131 | 99 | 28 | 4 |
1750 | Hope you like dark meat. | 1.2748 | 0.04605 | 131 | 100 | 26 | 5 |
1751 | Couldn’t you have told me that you decided to be a vegetarian before I put dinner on the grill? | 1.2748 | 0.04605 | 131 | 100 | 26 | 5 |
1752 | Can you bring me a plate? | 1.2748 | 0.04475 | 131 | 99 | 28 | 4 |
1753 | We may need another. The Grunts are coming over. | 1.2748 | 0.04853 | 131 | 102 | 22 | 7 |
1754 | Hun, please come inside, the quinoa is getting cold and the kids are hungry | 1.2748 | 0.04475 | 131 | 99 | 28 | 4 |
1755 | Winner, winner chicken dinner! | 1.2748 | 0.04342 | 131 | 98 | 30 | 3 |
1756 | Don’t worry, it’s cooked enough. Besides, salmonella hasn’t been discovered yet. | 1.2748 | 0.04730 | 131 | 101 | 24 | 6 |
1757 | It tastes better with the slow-cooker. | 1.2748 | 0.04730 | 131 | 101 | 24 | 6 |
1758 | No, you can't have the leg. | 1.2748 | 0.04605 | 131 | 100 | 26 | 5 |
1759 | And we can have the egg for next year’s breakfasts! | 1.2748 | 0.04475 | 131 | 99 | 28 | 4 |
1760 | Sorry, but I like my mammoth well-done. | 1.2748 | 0.04475 | 131 | 99 | 28 | 4 |
1761 | It’s never enough | 1.2748 | 0.04605 | 131 | 100 | 26 | 5 |
1762 | Dinner will be ready in just 17 hours! | 1.2748 | 0.04730 | 131 | 101 | 24 | 6 |
1763 | inside. Give the kids a peanut butter sandwich and we'll shoot for a hot breakfast. | 1.2748 | 0.04730 | 131 | 101 | 24 | 6 |
1764 | CostCo has a great deal on mastodons this week. | 1.2748 | 0.04475 | 131 | 99 | 28 | 4 |
1765 | It’s called the impossible leg. No meat I swear! | 1.2748 | 0.04475 | 131 | 99 | 28 | 4 |
1766 | This back yard grilling fade will never catch on. | 1.2748 | 0.04475 | 131 | 99 | 28 | 4 |
1767 | Almost done. Is the potato salad ready? | 1.2748 | 0.04205 | 131 | 97 | 32 | 2 |
1768 | Ok, NOW you can dress the salad? | 1.2748 | 0.04342 | 131 | 98 | 30 | 3 |
1769 | You shoulda seen the other thigh. | 1.2748 | 0.04342 | 131 | 98 | 30 | 3 |
1770 | Just be patient. Dinner will be ready in about a month. | 1.2748 | 0.04342 | 131 | 98 | 30 | 3 |
1771 | You could at least help me flip it. | 1.2748 | 0.04605 | 131 | 100 | 26 | 5 |
1772 | He should get it done by dawn. | 1.2748 | 0.04475 | 131 | 99 | 28 | 4 |
1773 | Who wants their part rare? | 1.2748 | 0.04342 | 131 | 98 | 30 | 3 |
1774 | A mighty drumstick you hunted and gathered but when do we eat? | 1.2748 | 0.05089 | 131 | 104 | 18 | 9 |
1775 | We had better eat it all before his mother smells it | 1.2748 | 0.04730 | 131 | 101 | 24 | 6 |
1776 | Honey, the kids are tired of woolly mammoth. Can we do gathering tonight? | 1.2748 | 0.04605 | 131 | 100 | 26 | 5 |
1777 | Yes honey, we kill Big Bird. | 1.2748 | 0.04475 | 131 | 99 | 28 | 4 |
1778 | It's late. I'm putting the kids to bed. Do you think it'll be ready for breakfast? | 1.2748 | 0.04972 | 131 | 103 | 20 | 8 |
1779 | Grilling season is officially over! | 1.2748 | 0.04063 | 131 | 96 | 34 | 1 |
1780 | The directions said cook from frozen | 1.2748 | 0.04605 | 131 | 100 | 26 | 5 |
1781 | I followed the assembly instructions on the wall. | 1.2748 | 0.04730 | 131 | 101 | 24 | 6 |
1782 | I decided we should go on a full Paleo diet. | 1.2748 | 0.04205 | 131 | 97 | 32 | 2 |
1783 | If you are all this hungry and impatient, then we should just do the rest in the microwave. | 1.2748 | 0.04730 | 131 | 101 | 24 | 6 |
1784 | They were having an extinction clearance sale | 1.2748 | 0.04730 | 131 | 101 | 24 | 6 |
1785 | Share? Nah, that sounds way too socialistic to me. | 1.2748 | 0.04475 | 131 | 99 | 28 | 4 |
1786 | It's gonna take a couple of days longer than I thought. | 1.2748 | 0.04475 | 131 | 99 | 28 | 4 |
1787 | Be patient- it’ll be an era. | 1.2748 | 0.04342 | 131 | 98 | 30 | 3 |
1788 | Do you think that at least will be ready for brunch tomorrow? | 1.2748 | 0.04730 | 131 | 101 | 24 | 6 |
1789 | I killed it, I drug it home, I'm cooking it, and now you're saying you'd rather have ribs? | 1.2748 | 0.04605 | 131 | 100 | 26 | 5 |
1790 | It's paleo. | 1.2748 | 0.04605 | 131 | 100 | 26 | 5 |
1791 | I had to skin and clean it so I want the drumstick" | 1.2748 | 0.04605 | 131 | 100 | 26 | 5 |
1792 | OK, almost done, now bring me a wing! | 1.2748 | 0.04475 | 131 | 99 | 28 | 4 |
1793 | I need one big plate or fifty small plates. | 1.2748 | 0.04730 | 131 | 101 | 24 | 6 |
1794 | Chicken’s almost done. Can you bring out the burgers? | 1.2748 | 0.04475 | 131 | 99 | 28 | 4 |
1795 | Our Paleo diet isn't specific on portion size. | 1.2748 | 0.04475 | 131 | 99 | 28 | 4 |
1796 | Just an idea...I’m going to call it Ren Fest. | 1.2748 | 0.04605 | 131 | 100 | 26 | 5 |
1797 | Whaddya mean, you want breast meat. | 1.2748 | 0.04605 | 131 | 100 | 26 | 5 |
1798 | Now that I perfected the recipe they're extinct. | 1.2748 | 0.04730 | 131 | 101 | 24 | 6 |
1799 | Dinner will be a little late tonight. | 1.2748 | 0.04730 | 131 | 101 | 24 | 6 |
1800 | Sorry ,I don't do Vegan! | 1.2748 | 0.04475 | 131 | 99 | 28 | 4 |
1801 | It's not my fault you asked for well-done. | 1.2748 | 0.04475 | 131 | 99 | 28 | 4 |
1802 | Honey, I honestly think that this whole paleo thing has got some real legs. | 1.2748 | 0.04475 | 131 | 99 | 28 | 4 |
1803 | See Mary, I told you the Keto diet wouldn't be that hard. | 1.2748 | 0.04342 | 131 | 98 | 30 | 3 |
1804 | I know we have enough, but I still don't want your mother to join us. | 1.2748 | 0.04972 | 131 | 103 | 20 | 8 |
1805 | Be patient I forgot to defrost! | 1.2748 | 0.04853 | 131 | 102 | 22 | 7 |
1806 | It's taking longer than I expected | 1.2748 | 0.04730 | 131 | 101 | 24 | 6 |
1807 | Medium rare?! What are you, Neanderthals? | 1.2748 | 0.04475 | 131 | 99 | 28 | 4 |
1808 | You wanted to eat out, so here you go...we’re outside. | 1.2748 | 0.04972 | 131 | 103 | 20 | 8 |
1809 | Dinner will be ready just before full moon. | 1.2748 | 0.04475 | 131 | 99 | 28 | 4 |
1810 | What do you mean you're tired of the Paleo Diet? | 1.2748 | 0.04475 | 131 | 99 | 28 | 4 |
1811 | Yeah, I know it's a bit big but the extra large were on sale. You know anyone you want to ask over for barbecue? It should be ready early next week. | 1.2748 | 0.04972 | 131 | 103 | 20 | 8 |
1812 | Madge,you got any more barbecue sauce in there? | 1.2748 | 0.04730 | 131 | 101 | 24 | 6 |
1813 | I shopped at Costco. | 1.2748 | 0.04730 | 131 | 101 | 24 | 6 |
1814 | What do you mean "share." | 1.2748 | 0.04605 | 131 | 100 | 26 | 5 |
1815 | The doctor said to watch my cholesterol so I got the Beyond Brontosaurus. | 1.2748 | 0.04730 | 131 | 101 | 24 | 6 |
1816 | I don’t know what it is, but I’m irresistibly drawn to stand before it. | 1.2748 | 0.04730 | 131 | 101 | 24 | 6 |
1817 | Honey, will you grab me that 5 gallon bucket of barbecue sauce. | 1.2748 | 0.04475 | 131 | 99 | 28 | 4 |
1818 | I killed the last dragon on Earth to make you this meal. At least try to enjoy it. | 1.2748 | 0.04605 | 131 | 100 | 26 | 5 |
1819 | We're going to need a bigger fire pit | 1.2748 | 0.04972 | 131 | 103 | 20 | 8 |
1820 | Hunt the mastodon. Cook the mastodon. Would it kill you to clean? There is dirt all over the cave floor. | 1.2748 | 0.04853 | 131 | 102 | 22 | 7 |
1821 | Your father insists we all follow the Paleo diet. | 1.2748 | 0.04475 | 131 | 99 | 28 | 4 |
1822 | Don't worry about the size—they're extinct now. | 1.2748 | 0.04342 | 131 | 98 | 30 | 3 |
1823 | Yes, I got it at the Costco Cave. | 1.2748 | 0.04730 | 131 | 101 | 24 | 6 |
1824 | I will NOT put that on my fine China, Roger! | 1.2748 | 0.04853 | 131 | 102 | 22 | 7 |
1825 | How rare do you like your velociraptor? | 1.2748 | 0.04605 | 131 | 100 | 26 | 5 |
1826 | Wait until you see the main course! | 1.2748 | 0.04475 | 131 | 99 | 28 | 4 |
1827 | Let's just say it's a mammoth undertaking. | 1.2748 | 0.05089 | 131 | 104 | 18 | 9 |
1828 | You can't rush barbecue, Suzzane! | 1.2748 | 0.04475 | 131 | 99 | 28 | 4 |
1829 | Okay, Helen, you were right — we need a new stove. | 1.2748 | 0.04730 | 131 | 101 | 24 | 6 |
1830 | I am going as fast as I can on one leg | 1.2748 | 0.04605 | 131 | 100 | 26 | 5 |
1831 | Of course it's free range; you don't get drumsticks this big from CAFO dinosaurs. | 1.2748 | 0.04730 | 131 | 101 | 24 | 6 |
1832 | I keep telling you, it's not the size of the BBQ, it's how much charcoal you have. | 1.2748 | 0.04730 | 131 | 101 | 24 | 6 |
1833 | You’re all good with dark meat? | 1.2748 | 0.04342 | 131 | 98 | 30 | 3 |
1834 | Who wants first dibs on the drumstick? | 1.2748 | 0.04730 | 131 | 101 | 24 | 6 |
1835 | What did you expect, hamburgers and hot dogs? That's so 20th century. | 1.2748 | 0.04605 | 131 | 100 | 26 | 5 |
1836 | It came to me when I rubbed that monolith. | 1.2748 | 0.04605 | 131 | 100 | 26 | 5 |
1837 | If you stopped buying groceries in bulk, maybe dinner would be ready Carol! | 1.2748 | 0.04605 | 131 | 100 | 26 | 5 |
1838 | We can walk around and eat this at the State Fair. | 1.2748 | 0.04605 | 131 | 100 | 26 | 5 |
1839 | You're the ones who wanted the drumstick. | 1.2748 | 0.04605 | 131 | 100 | 26 | 5 |
1840 | What are you going to invent next, a heated box | 1.2748 | 0.04605 | 131 | 100 | 26 | 5 |
1841 | I cut up the rest and put it in the freezer | 1.2748 | 0.04605 | 131 | 100 | 26 | 5 |
1842 | This is the grill of the future. | 1.2748 | 0.04605 | 131 | 100 | 26 | 5 |
1843 | Hun, we are all starving and it’s way past their bedtime | 1.2748 | 0.04730 | 131 | 101 | 24 | 6 |
1844 | You all like dark meat, right? | 1.2748 | 0.04730 | 131 | 101 | 24 | 6 |
1845 | Thog, bring me the thermometer. I want to make sure the internal temperature is at least 165 degrees. | 1.2748 | 0.04730 | 131 | 101 | 24 | 6 |
1846 | Who brought the sides? | 1.2748 | 0.04605 | 131 | 100 | 26 | 5 |
1847 | Honey, do we have any more of that barbecue sauce? | 1.2748 | 0.04475 | 131 | 99 | 28 | 4 |
1848 | The charcoal grill will go down as man’s greatest discovery. | 1.2748 | 0.04605 | 131 | 100 | 26 | 5 |
1849 | Well done by the end of the week | 1.2748 | 0.04605 | 131 | 100 | 26 | 5 |
1850 | I know, I know, my new grill and utensils are just too ahead of our times and I need to stick to inventing the wheel first. | 1.2748 | 0.04730 | 131 | 101 | 24 | 6 |
1851 | How many bags of charcoal briquettes do we have? | 1.2748 | 0.04853 | 131 | 102 | 22 | 7 |
1852 | I figured we'd better cook it before it hit the expiration date. | 1.2748 | 0.04605 | 131 | 100 | 26 | 5 |
1853 | Make a salad. | 1.2748 | 0.04605 | 131 | 100 | 26 | 5 |
1854 | I'm trying out a new one-pot meal recipe. | 1.2748 | 0.04605 | 131 | 100 | 26 | 5 |
1855 | I didn't invent fire so you could lecture me about when to take the mammoth off the grill. | 1.2748 | 0.04342 | 131 | 98 | 30 | 3 |
1856 | I'm waiting for the other leg to drop. | 1.2748 | 0.04730 | 131 | 101 | 24 | 6 |
1857 | Well, this is the last one we could find on the planet, so I thought we would use that special sauce. | 1.2748 | 0.04853 | 131 | 102 | 22 | 7 |
1858 | I told you to get chicken strips. | 1.2748 | 0.04342 | 131 | 98 | 30 | 3 |
1859 | Sorry, no white meat until next week when I can go hunting for the rest of him. | 1.2748 | 0.04342 | 131 | 98 | 30 | 3 |
1860 | I warned you not to go after Big Foot. | 1.2748 | 0.04972 | 131 | 103 | 20 | 8 |
1861 | The recipe said one drum stick per person... | 1.2748 | 0.05089 | 131 | 104 | 18 | 9 |
1862 | It has to cook at least half a Jurassic period before flipping. | 1.2745 | 0.04858 | 102 | 76 | 24 | 2 |
1863 | Do I hear a drum roll? | 1.2734 | 0.04397 | 128 | 96 | 29 | 3 |
1864 | No, its not vegan, but it's gluten free. | 1.2734 | 0.04397 | 128 | 96 | 29 | 3 |
1865 | Don’t worry about where the rest of the chicken is! This is food, not a logic problem. | 1.2734 | 0.04535 | 128 | 97 | 27 | 4 |
1866 | The convection oven doesn't brown meat nearly so well. | 1.2734 | 0.04798 | 128 | 99 | 23 | 6 |
1867 | Okay, I'll admit I may have been wrong for making fun of your Tupperware party. | 1.2734 | 0.04798 | 128 | 99 | 23 | 6 |
1868 | I've got a leg over you! | 1.2734 | 0.04668 | 128 | 98 | 25 | 5 |
1869 | Trust me,this grass fed mammoth is worth the wait | 1.2734 | 0.04798 | 128 | 99 | 23 | 6 |
1870 | It's taking longer to cook than I expected. | 1.2734 | 0.04397 | 128 | 96 | 29 | 3 |
1871 | Don't ask me where I got it. | 1.2734 | 0.04668 | 128 | 98 | 25 | 5 |
1872 | I gathered it from Costco. | 1.2734 | 0.04668 | 128 | 98 | 25 | 5 |
1873 | But today is my cheat day. | 1.2734 | 0.04535 | 128 | 97 | 27 | 4 |
1874 | I don't think we made enough barbeque sauce | 1.2734 | 0.04255 | 128 | 95 | 31 | 2 |
1875 | The dear departed hunters Ork, Zok, and Groot made this BBQ possible. | 1.2727 | 0.05249 | 121 | 96 | 17 | 8 |
1876 | You're the one who wanted the Paleo Diet. | 1.2727 | 0.04695 | 121 | 92 | 25 | 4 |
1877 | Set bones aside for museum. | 1.2720 | 0.05128 | 125 | 99 | 18 | 8 |
1878 | You only brought home one drumstick for all of us? | 1.2720 | 0.04869 | 125 | 97 | 22 | 6 |
1879 | What are “carbs”? | 1.2720 | 0.04597 | 125 | 95 | 26 | 4 |
1880 | I say its woolly mammoth, and I say the hell with it. | 1.2720 | 0.04735 | 125 | 96 | 24 | 5 |
1881 | Sides? | 1.2720 | 0.04869 | 125 | 97 | 22 | 6 |
1882 | Any minute now! | 1.2720 | 0.04307 | 125 | 93 | 30 | 2 |
1883 | I’m going out for berries, by the time that’s done we’ll all be fossils. | 1.2720 | 0.04869 | 125 | 97 | 22 | 6 |
1884 | It’s still not done. Guess we’ll have to get pizza. | 1.2713 | 0.04766 | 129 | 100 | 23 | 6 |
1885 | Memo to self: Invent fire before briquettes. | 1.2710 | 0.04892 | 107 | 81 | 23 | 3 |
1886 | One bite at a time. | 1.2710 | 0.05240 | 107 | 83 | 19 | 5 |
1887 | That’s it. Next Thanksgiving we eat out. | 1.2710 | 0.05069 | 107 | 82 | 21 | 4 |
1888 | No, your pet would have wanted it this way. | 1.2710 | 0.05069 | 107 | 82 | 21 | 4 |
1889 | No. You cannot have the wish bone. | 1.2698 | 0.04424 | 126 | 95 | 28 | 3 |
1890 | Don't worry - it's Beyond Pterodactyl Paleo edition.. | 1.2698 | 0.04424 | 126 | 95 | 28 | 3 |
1891 | If you go invent agriculture we can have something to eat with it for the next two months. | 1.2698 | 0.04278 | 126 | 94 | 30 | 2 |
1892 | I told you I need a bigger grill. | 1.2698 | 0.04565 | 126 | 96 | 26 | 4 |
1893 | A drumstick’s a drumstick, Helen. | 1.2698 | 0.04565 | 126 | 96 | 26 | 4 |
1894 | It's a big hit at all of the county fairs, so quit complaining. | 1.2698 | 0.04965 | 126 | 99 | 20 | 7 |
1895 | Weber need make bigger grill... | 1.2698 | 0.04835 | 126 | 98 | 22 | 6 |
1896 | It'll be ready next Tuesday." | 1.2698 | 0.04565 | 126 | 96 | 26 | 4 |
1897 | And after we eat it, I'll use the carcass to settle scores. | 1.2698 | 0.04835 | 126 | 98 | 22 | 6 |
1898 | Hey, getting the potato salad was your job! | 1.2698 | 0.04565 | 126 | 96 | 26 | 4 |
1899 | Good thing those time travelers left this fire machine here. | 1.2698 | 0.04424 | 126 | 95 | 28 | 3 |
1900 | I hear it tastes like woolly mammoth. | 1.2698 | 0.04127 | 126 | 93 | 32 | 1 |
1901 | The meat department manager said this might be the last dinosaur leg available for a long time. | 1.2698 | 0.04835 | 126 | 98 | 22 | 6 |
1902 | You can’t rush genius! | 1.2698 | 0.04127 | 126 | 93 | 32 | 1 |
1903 | I think it is time to pass around the canapes. | 1.2698 | 0.04702 | 126 | 97 | 24 | 5 |
1904 | Where's the meat thermometer ? I think it's done ! | 1.2698 | 0.04835 | 126 | 98 | 22 | 6 |
1905 | It's organic and it was on sale. Any other questions? | 1.2698 | 0.04835 | 126 | 98 | 22 | 6 |
1906 | Yes, I used your secret recipe of herbs and spices. | 1.2698 | 0.04702 | 126 | 97 | 24 | 5 |
1907 | It's possible I should have invented the fridge first. | 1.2698 | 0.04702 | 126 | 97 | 24 | 5 |
1908 | Price Chopper had a great sale! | 1.2698 | 0.04424 | 126 | 95 | 28 | 3 |
1909 | Will somebody please bring me the meat thermometer? ? | 1.2698 | 0.04702 | 126 | 97 | 24 | 5 |
1910 | I killed it, I'll burn it if I want to. | 1.2698 | 0.04565 | 126 | 96 | 26 | 4 |
1911 | I’m starting my diet tomorrow!! | 1.2698 | 0.04835 | 126 | 98 | 22 | 6 |
1912 | What do you mean you are sick of the Paleo diet? | 1.2698 | 0.04835 | 126 | 98 | 22 | 6 |
1913 | Dinner won't be ready for a few million years. We need to wait for coal to form. | 1.2698 | 0.05091 | 126 | 100 | 18 | 8 |
1914 | Are you sure this has to be well done? | 1.2698 | 0.04835 | 126 | 98 | 22 | 6 |
1915 | The kids can keep playing. Dinner won't be ready for a few weeks. | 1.2698 | 0.04565 | 126 | 96 | 26 | 4 |
1916 | You’ll thank me when you don’t have to cook after work all week. | 1.2698 | 0.04565 | 126 | 96 | 26 | 4 |
1917 | Almost done... sorry, breakfast got delayed! | 1.2698 | 0.04565 | 126 | 96 | 26 | 4 |
1918 | I told you they weren't extinct." | 1.2698 | 0.04424 | 126 | 95 | 28 | 3 |
1919 | Sorry, the breast was already taken; that’s all that was left. | 1.2698 | 0.04424 | 126 | 95 | 28 | 3 |
1920 | If the mammoths don't die out soon, Thanksgiving's gonna be a beast. | 1.2698 | 0.04835 | 126 | 98 | 22 | 6 |
1921 | Could you check tracking and see if our new BBQ is out for delivery today? | 1.2677 | 0.04534 | 127 | 97 | 26 | 4 |
1922 | Stop asking when, it's going to be ready when it's ready. | 1.2677 | 0.04534 | 127 | 97 | 26 | 4 |
1923 | I've been wanting to try the Paleo diet and finally took the plunge. | 1.2677 | 0.04802 | 127 | 99 | 22 | 6 |
1924 | We should invite the Neanderthals. | 1.2672 | 0.04475 | 116 | 87 | 27 | 2 |
1925 | We only got dark meat tonight. He got away from me, hopping on one leg, using my oviraptorosauras bone as a crutch. | 1.2667 | 0.05122 | 120 | 95 | 18 | 7 |
1926 | They don't make these Webers like they used to. | 1.2667 | 0.04694 | 120 | 92 | 24 | 4 |
1927 | When family want “well done” morning fireball must rise three time! | 1.2667 | 0.04841 | 120 | 93 | 22 | 5 |
1928 | These Ice Age drumsticks always take a little longer to cook. Don't worry, it'll be fine. | 1.2667 | 0.04694 | 120 | 92 | 24 | 4 |
1929 | Where did our pet dinosaur go dad?! | 1.2667 | 0.04984 | 120 | 94 | 20 | 6 |
1930 | It's done when it's done, OK? You got it? Have some carrots and fucking hummus if you're that fucking hungry — JESUS CHRIST! | 1.2667 | 0.05257 | 120 | 96 | 16 | 8 |
1931 | OK, I admit I much prefer "bone-in." | 1.2667 | 0.04543 | 120 | 91 | 26 | 3 |
1932 | That’s it for this year, kiddos. | 1.2667 | 0.04984 | 120 | 94 | 20 | 6 |
1933 | If you call me "Jurassic" one more time, you'll do all the cooking. | 1.2667 | 0.04984 | 120 | 94 | 20 | 6 |
1934 | How should I know what happened to your pet dinosaur? | 1.2667 | 0.04543 | 120 | 91 | 26 | 3 |
1935 | Yes, I know you asked for white with less saturated fat. | 1.2667 | 0.04543 | 120 | 91 | 26 | 3 |
1936 | Yes, a gas grill would be faster but those don’t exist yet. | 1.2667 | 0.04694 | 120 | 92 | 24 | 4 |
1937 | It’s no baby, it’s the calf of a mammoth. | 1.2667 | 0.04543 | 120 | 91 | 26 | 3 |
1938 | I'm going to need more barbecue sauce. | 1.2667 | 0.04543 | 120 | 91 | 26 | 3 |
1939 | Mitch, I thought we agreed on mo more hunting or gathering in the Oversized Birds section | 1.2667 | 0.04694 | 120 | 92 | 24 | 4 |
1940 | Just a little longer - at least it's faster than before they invented fire. | 1.2667 | 0.04984 | 120 | 94 | 20 | 6 |
1941 | This wouldn't fit in the slow cooker. | 1.2667 | 0.04984 | 120 | 94 | 20 | 6 |
1942 | This move towards miniaturization will take some time to adjust to | 1.2667 | 0.04984 | 120 | 94 | 20 | 6 |
1943 | "Looks like there can be smoke without fire. | 1.2667 | 0.04543 | 120 | 91 | 26 | 3 |
1944 | It'll be ready next week. | 1.2661 | 0.04873 | 124 | 97 | 21 | 6 |
1945 | Don't tell me you finished that breast already. | 1.2661 | 0.04451 | 124 | 94 | 27 | 3 |
1946 | We're vegans " | 1.2661 | 0.04737 | 124 | 96 | 23 | 5 |
1947 | I love the new grill, honey. Did you keep the dainty little receipt? | 1.2661 | 0.04873 | 124 | 97 | 21 | 6 |
1948 | If you keep this up they won't survive the Cretaceous Period. | 1.2661 | 0.04873 | 124 | 97 | 21 | 6 |
1949 | Is the potato salad ready? | 1.2661 | 0.05135 | 124 | 99 | 17 | 8 |
1950 | Sorry, there's no white meat. | 1.2661 | 0.04737 | 124 | 96 | 23 | 5 |
1951 | This takes all the fun out of hunting and gathering. | 1.2661 | 0.04737 | 124 | 96 | 23 | 5 |
1952 | Look, if you really wanted to eat before next week, you should have let me buy the big grill. | 1.2661 | 0.05006 | 124 | 98 | 19 | 7 |
1953 | done by next moon | 1.2661 | 0.04596 | 124 | 95 | 25 | 4 |
1954 | Dinner will be ready in a couple of moons. | 1.2661 | 0.05006 | 124 | 98 | 19 | 7 |
1955 | But, the breasts were too expensive. | 1.2661 | 0.04596 | 124 | 95 | 25 | 4 |
1956 | Uh, you know we don't have a freezer for leftovers. | 1.2661 | 0.04301 | 124 | 93 | 29 | 2 |
1957 | It’s called portion control | 1.2661 | 0.04737 | 124 | 96 | 23 | 5 |
1958 | This only way to celebrate end of Mesozoic. | 1.2661 | 0.04451 | 124 | 94 | 27 | 3 |
1959 | Hope everyone is hungry! | 1.2661 | 0.04737 | 124 | 96 | 23 | 5 |
1960 | What do you mean you don’t like dark meat? | 1.2661 | 0.04451 | 124 | 94 | 27 | 3 |
1961 | No, it’s not done yet. Yes, I will cook it well, and yes, it will taste just like chicken. Now quit bothering me. I have to focus. | 1.2661 | 0.04596 | 124 | 95 | 25 | 4 |
1962 | What do you mean,”We’ve run out of barbecue sauce?” | 1.2661 | 0.04737 | 124 | 96 | 23 | 5 |
1963 | Just another 4 to 6 months | 1.2661 | 0.04873 | 124 | 97 | 21 | 6 |
1964 | I thought they said it was hormone-free! | 1.2661 | 0.04873 | 124 | 97 | 21 | 6 |
1965 | For Father’s Day I’d like a larger grille. | 1.2661 | 0.04873 | 124 | 97 | 21 | 6 |
1966 | Long trip home -- I ate the feathers. | 1.2661 | 0.04873 | 124 | 97 | 21 | 6 |
1967 | Or do you prefer white meat. | 1.2661 | 0.04873 | 124 | 97 | 21 | 6 |
1968 | Be a few days. | 1.2661 | 0.04451 | 124 | 94 | 27 | 3 |
1969 | I thought you said Buffalo pterodactyl LEG! | 1.2661 | 0.04596 | 124 | 95 | 25 | 4 |
1970 | They’ll be plenty for leftovers. | 1.2661 | 0.04596 | 124 | 95 | 25 | 4 |
1971 | Don't give me that look. You know we only eat free range pterodactyl. | 1.2661 | 0.04737 | 124 | 96 | 23 | 5 |
1972 | If you want a breast, you'll have to fight the Allosaurus for it. | 1.2661 | 0.04873 | 124 | 97 | 21 | 6 |
1973 | Don't worry, it will taste like Pterodactyl. | 1.2661 | 0.04596 | 124 | 95 | 25 | 4 |
1974 | What? Now you want white meat? | 1.2661 | 0.04596 | 124 | 95 | 25 | 4 |
1975 | It'll be ready in an age or an era, whichever comes first. | 1.2661 | 0.04596 | 124 | 95 | 25 | 4 |
1976 | If you want gravy with this, you’re gonna need a bigger boat. | 1.2661 | 0.05006 | 124 | 98 | 19 | 7 |
1977 | It'll be ready in about 7 hours! | 1.2661 | 0.04873 | 124 | 97 | 21 | 6 |
1978 | It's for the Iowa State Fair! | 1.2661 | 0.04873 | 124 | 97 | 21 | 6 |
1979 | Yes it is Paleo. By definition! | 1.2661 | 0.05006 | 124 | 98 | 19 | 7 |
1980 | You know that Daddy always gets the big piece of chicken. | 1.2661 | 0.05006 | 124 | 98 | 19 | 7 |
1981 | Just be thankful it didn't eat us. | 1.2661 | 0.04873 | 124 | 97 | 21 | 6 |
1982 | I knew when we met, you'd be w wonderful provider! | 1.2661 | 0.04596 | 124 | 95 | 25 | 4 |
1983 | I hope it's not too late to order take-out. | 1.2661 | 0.04737 | 124 | 96 | 23 | 5 |
1984 | I got this idea from the "Slow Cooked Pterodactyl" recipe tablet | 1.2661 | 0.05135 | 124 | 99 | 17 | 8 |
1985 | Didn't Costco have anything smaller? | 1.2661 | 0.05006 | 124 | 98 | 19 | 7 |
1986 | Wait 'til you see the s'mores! | 1.2661 | 0.05135 | 124 | 99 | 17 | 8 |
1987 | I can't wait until I get my larger new Weber grill. | 1.2661 | 0.04451 | 124 | 94 | 27 | 3 |
1988 | Glad I bought this grill before fire was invented...I got a great deal on it. | 1.2661 | 0.05261 | 124 | 100 | 15 | 9 |
1989 | And they said Big Foot wasn’t real! | 1.2661 | 0.04451 | 124 | 94 | 27 | 3 |
1990 | And, what are the rest of us supposed to eat for dinner? | 1.2661 | 0.04737 | 124 | 96 | 23 | 5 |
1991 | Still a little red next to the bone. | 1.2661 | 0.04596 | 124 | 95 | 25 | 4 |
1992 | I think we'll call this Turkey Day | 1.2661 | 0.04737 | 124 | 96 | 23 | 5 |
1993 | Igor said it was from a Costco-saurus. | 1.2661 | 0.05006 | 124 | 98 | 19 | 7 |
1994 | Costco had a special. With every drumstick you got a grill” | 1.2661 | 0.04873 | 124 | 97 | 21 | 6 |
1995 | Chick-fil-A? Popeye's? Bite me! | 1.2661 | 0.04737 | 124 | 96 | 23 | 5 |
1996 | After this, I'm going vegan. | 1.2661 | 0.04737 | 124 | 96 | 23 | 5 |
1997 | Dad is taking this Keto thing a little far | 1.2661 | 0.04737 | 124 | 96 | 23 | 5 |
1998 | It's free range! | 1.2661 | 0.04451 | 124 | 94 | 27 | 3 |
1999 | No, Junior, you can’t “have the leg”. | 1.2661 | 0.04873 | 124 | 97 | 21 | 6 |
2000 | It’s from the artisanal hunter’s market, I’m not rushing it... | 1.2661 | 0.04451 | 124 | 94 | 27 | 3 |
2001 | I know that the Stone Age is almost over! But fast food has not been invented yet. | 1.2661 | 0.04737 | 124 | 96 | 23 | 5 |
2002 | I forgot the thermometer | 1.2661 | 0.04596 | 124 | 95 | 25 | 4 |
2003 | We told you we didn't want Mammoth! | 1.2661 | 0.04451 | 124 | 94 | 27 | 3 |
2004 | Coming soon: "Jurassic Pork" | 1.2661 | 0.04873 | 124 | 97 | 21 | 6 |
2005 | Mine’s almost done. You should get your’s ready while the coals are still hot. | 1.2661 | 0.04451 | 124 | 94 | 27 | 3 |
2006 | Yes of course it’s free range. | 1.2661 | 0.04873 | 124 | 97 | 21 | 6 |
2007 | Why don't we start with the salad? | 1.2661 | 0.04596 | 124 | 95 | 25 | 4 |
2008 | Are we that small or is this a giant leg? | 1.2661 | 0.05135 | 124 | 99 | 17 | 8 |
2009 | I’m just getting a head start. You did say your mother was coming? | 1.2661 | 0.04301 | 124 | 93 | 29 | 2 |
2010 | If it ain’t barbecue, it ain’t food. | 1.2661 | 0.05135 | 124 | 99 | 17 | 8 |
2011 | I wish we had one of the gas ones. | 1.2645 | 0.04660 | 121 | 93 | 24 | 4 |
2012 | I didn't think it would take so long to cook... | 1.2645 | 0.04355 | 121 | 91 | 28 | 2 |
2013 | It's part of my new Paleo diet. | 1.2645 | 0.04355 | 121 | 91 | 28 | 2 |
2014 | Daddy will be able to cook much faster once the gas line gets installed | 1.2645 | 0.04806 | 121 | 94 | 22 | 5 |
2015 | We're off Paleo. We're doing Mediterranean now, dear. | 1.2645 | 0.04355 | 121 | 91 | 28 | 2 |
2016 | It's a buffalo wing. | 1.2645 | 0.04806 | 121 | 94 | 22 | 5 |
2017 | You should see the t bone | 1.2645 | 0.04660 | 121 | 93 | 24 | 4 |
2018 | It will tide is over the winter | 1.2645 | 0.04355 | 121 | 91 | 28 | 2 |
2019 | If we weren't on the Paleo Diet, imagine how big a bun you'd have to make for this thing. | 1.2640 | 0.04703 | 125 | 97 | 23 | 5 |
2020 | You won't admit you ordered the wrong size, will you? | 1.2632 | 0.04834 | 114 | 88 | 22 | 4 |
2021 | Five more minutes! | 1.2632 | 0.04834 | 114 | 88 | 22 | 4 |
2022 | I must now gather potato salad and baked beans. | 1.2632 | 0.04502 | 114 | 86 | 26 | 2 |
2023 | Why don't you hop back inside, honey, and ferment me up a brewski? | 1.2632 | 0.04992 | 114 | 89 | 20 | 5 |
2024 | Next time, you buy the meat and I buy the grill | 1.2632 | 0.04992 | 114 | 89 | 20 | 5 |
2025 | Just another 5 hours. Tops. | 1.2632 | 0.04834 | 114 | 88 | 22 | 4 |
2026 | You’re just going vegan because the cave next door is vegan. | 1.2632 | 0.04502 | 114 | 86 | 26 | 2 |
2027 | I think we need a bigger barbecue. | 1.2632 | 0.04326 | 114 | 85 | 28 | 1 |
2028 | I know you prefer white meat, but the breast was to big to bring home. | 1.2632 | 0.04671 | 114 | 87 | 24 | 3 |
2029 | We have to cook it before it goes extinct. | 1.2632 | 0.04502 | 114 | 86 | 26 | 2 |
2030 | I'll bet in the future they'll probably have bigger barbecues. | 1.2632 | 0.04834 | 114 | 88 | 22 | 4 |
2031 | This should cure that vegan nonsense Beverly | 1.2632 | 0.04834 | 114 | 88 | 22 | 4 |
2032 | The Flintstones are coming over. | 1.2632 | 0.04992 | 114 | 89 | 20 | 5 |
2033 | I thought you wanted dark meat! | 1.2632 | 0.04671 | 114 | 87 | 24 | 3 |
2034 | So there's nothing out there under 2 tons? | 1.2632 | 0.04671 | 114 | 87 | 24 | 3 |
2035 | We'll need to wait until the wheel's invented to get this into the cave. | 1.2632 | 0.04834 | 114 | 88 | 22 | 4 |
2036 | Unless you want salmonella, you'll just have to wait another four days. | 1.2632 | 0.04671 | 114 | 87 | 24 | 3 |
2037 | It’s awfully large for organic. | 1.2632 | 0.04671 | 114 | 87 | 24 | 3 |
2038 | Sorry kids, next time your father plucks and I grill. | 1.2632 | 0.04502 | 114 | 86 | 26 | 2 |
2039 | I know. It’s a very strange summer camp. | 1.2632 | 0.04502 | 114 | 86 | 26 | 2 |
2040 | Maybe we should just order a pizza? | 1.2632 | 0.04992 | 114 | 89 | 20 | 5 |
2041 | Okay, who gets the wish bone? | 1.2632 | 0.05145 | 114 | 90 | 18 | 6 |
2042 | It will cook down! | 1.2632 | 0.04502 | 114 | 86 | 26 | 2 |
2043 | It’s a healthy Paleolithic diet that also ate my right arm. | 1.2632 | 0.04834 | 114 | 88 | 22 | 4 |
2044 | Hey, you're the one who insisted on a dry rub and to let it marinate overnight." | 1.2632 | 0.04834 | 114 | 88 | 22 | 4 |
2045 | Don't ask me where either of these came from! | 1.2632 | 0.04326 | 114 | 85 | 28 | 1 |
2046 | The bird leg roast will be done by breakfast. | 1.2623 | 0.04771 | 122 | 95 | 22 | 5 |
2047 | Who wants medium and who wants well? | 1.2623 | 0.04771 | 122 | 95 | 22 | 5 |
2048 | So, you all want the dark meat, or the dark meat? | 1.2623 | 0.04627 | 122 | 94 | 24 | 4 |
2049 | Get the kids inside and bring me my spear. I hear that clucking noise again. | 1.2613 | 0.04909 | 111 | 86 | 21 | 4 |
2050 | Remember there’s no potato salad tonight—we’re going paleo. | 1.2605 | 0.04842 | 119 | 93 | 21 | 5 |
2051 | ‘The spatula is for keeping the flies at bay.’ | 1.2605 | 0.04842 | 119 | 93 | 21 | 5 |
2052 | I TOLD YOU, 'If you don't take care of him...' | 1.2605 | 0.04987 | 119 | 94 | 19 | 6 |
2053 | Hi, 'Hungry'. I'm Dad! | 1.2605 | 0.05128 | 119 | 95 | 17 | 7 |
2054 | Look girls, it was us or Barney. | 1.2605 | 0.04693 | 119 | 92 | 23 | 4 |
2055 | Who wants a leg? | 1.2605 | 0.04842 | 119 | 93 | 21 | 5 |
2056 | I'm really more of an ideas caveman. | 1.2605 | 0.04379 | 119 | 90 | 27 | 2 |
2057 | Sorry, but pterodactyl’s not done until it reaches a safe temperature of 165°. | 1.2605 | 0.04693 | 119 | 92 | 23 | 4 |
2058 | Believe me, it's organic. | 1.2605 | 0.04842 | 119 | 93 | 21 | 5 |
2059 | Is it 160 farenheit or centigrade? | 1.2605 | 0.04539 | 119 | 91 | 25 | 3 |
2060 | Don't think that I'm going to share this with you all. | 1.2605 | 0.04842 | 119 | 93 | 21 | 5 |
2061 | They were giving these out at Extinction Park. | 1.2605 | 0.04987 | 119 | 94 | 19 | 6 |
2062 | Let’s just say there’s an angry mammoth limping home tonight. | 1.2605 | 0.04842 | 119 | 93 | 21 | 5 |
2063 | Charcoal takes awhile. | 1.2605 | 0.04693 | 119 | 92 | 23 | 4 |
2064 | You had to insist on "free range" | 1.2605 | 0.04693 | 119 | 92 | 23 | 4 |
2065 | So glad we moved to Amarillo, honey. | 1.2605 | 0.04987 | 119 | 94 | 19 | 6 |
2066 | The kids want to know if they can have the wish bone. | 1.2605 | 0.05128 | 119 | 95 | 17 | 7 |
2067 | Trust me – it's worth the weight. | 1.2605 | 0.04693 | 119 | 92 | 23 | 4 |
2068 | Oh no, we are not letting that annual membership fee go to waste! | 1.2605 | 0.04693 | 119 | 92 | 23 | 4 |
2069 | Where is Thog with the Avocado Toast? | 1.2605 | 0.05265 | 119 | 96 | 15 | 8 |
2070 | Dinner’s gonna be awhile hon; evolution hasn’t gotten our dino down to chicken size yet! | 1.2605 | 0.04693 | 119 | 92 | 23 | 4 |
2071 | It's called Bar-b-q. It's the latest thing. | 1.2605 | 0.04539 | 119 | 91 | 25 | 3 |
2072 | You know I hate to eat so late. Next time let's get take-out. | 1.2605 | 0.04213 | 119 | 89 | 29 | 1 |
2073 | It did not fit in the sous vie pot. | 1.2605 | 0.04693 | 119 | 92 | 23 | 4 |
2074 | At least the kids are learning the difference between "big" and "mammoth." | 1.2605 | 0.04693 | 119 | 92 | 23 | 4 |
2075 | I'm preparing it medium rare extinct. | 1.2605 | 0.04842 | 119 | 93 | 21 | 5 |
2076 | Sorry honey, I already called the drumstick. | 1.2605 | 0.04379 | 119 | 90 | 27 | 2 |
2077 | If you want to reenact pre-historic tines again, then next time at least buy the largest grille on amazon!!! | 1.2605 | 0.04842 | 119 | 93 | 21 | 5 |
2078 | By the time you go to Trader Joe’s and get the Cole slaw and potato salad, it’ll be ready | 1.2605 | 0.04539 | 119 | 91 | 25 | 3 |
2079 | Who likes drumsticks? | 1.2605 | 0.04539 | 119 | 91 | 25 | 3 |
2080 | Did you make room in the fridge? | 1.2605 | 0.04842 | 119 | 93 | 21 | 5 |
2081 | No, I don't HAVE nuggets! | 1.2605 | 0.04693 | 119 | 92 | 23 | 4 |
2082 | You said that you wanted it well done. | 1.2605 | 0.04987 | 119 | 94 | 19 | 6 |
2083 | I think it's coming back for its leg. | 1.2586 | 0.04761 | 116 | 90 | 22 | 4 |
2084 | Diner will be ready in 10 to 15 hours. | 1.2583 | 0.04807 | 120 | 94 | 21 | 5 |
2085 | Set the table. Only 17 more hours until dinner is ready. | 1.2583 | 0.04950 | 120 | 95 | 19 | 6 |
2086 | Where’s my Ice Age cooler? | 1.2583 | 0.04950 | 120 | 95 | 19 | 6 |
2087 | I thought we’d try eating Paleo tonight. | 1.2583 | 0.04659 | 120 | 93 | 23 | 4 |
2088 | They were marked down at Giant Foods. | 1.2583 | 0.04950 | 120 | 95 | 19 | 6 |
2089 | Fred, I know that you have a leg up on Barney, but the kids needs to eat tonight! | 1.2583 | 0.04659 | 120 | 93 | 23 | 4 |
2090 | In six hours just give it a flip | 1.2583 | 0.04183 | 120 | 90 | 29 | 1 |
2091 | I finished the potato salad two days ago! | 1.2583 | 0.04659 | 120 | 93 | 23 | 4 |
2092 | Oh yeah, forgot to tell you -- I can make fire. | 1.2583 | 0.05090 | 120 | 96 | 17 | 7 |
2093 | I stone aged it in a little Pterodactyl sauce. | 1.2583 | 0.04807 | 120 | 94 | 21 | 5 |
2094 | It won’t be ready until the full moon. | 1.2583 | 0.04659 | 120 | 93 | 23 | 4 |
2095 | You should have seen the one that got away | 1.2583 | 0.04807 | 120 | 94 | 21 | 5 |
2096 | It’s been four weeks; could we not at least have some breadsticks? | 1.2583 | 0.04506 | 120 | 92 | 25 | 3 |
2097 | The good news is we won't have to fight over the drumstick. | 1.2583 | 0.04659 | 120 | 93 | 23 | 4 |
2098 | It'll be ready when it's ready! | 1.2583 | 0.04659 | 120 | 93 | 23 | 4 |
2099 | Yes I’m grateful that you killed it, but this has really hurt my standing at The Man Cave | 1.2583 | 0.05090 | 120 | 96 | 17 | 7 |
2100 | I think I’m going to need one of you to invent the meat thermometer. | 1.2583 | 0.04950 | 120 | 95 | 19 | 6 |
2101 | No, you're vegetarian. I'm paleo. | 1.2583 | 0.04506 | 120 | 92 | 25 | 3 |
2102 | I marinated it overnight in twigs and dirt clumps. | 1.2583 | 0.04950 | 120 | 95 | 19 | 6 |
2103 | No, the earth has plenty of Woolly Mammoths | 1.2583 | 0.04807 | 120 | 94 | 21 | 5 |
2104 | This is the last time we try to cook a paleo meal kit on a weeknight. It's never 30 minutes or less! | 1.2583 | 0.04659 | 120 | 93 | 23 | 4 |
2105 | Yes, I am going to tell the story of how I killed it when your folks arrive. And again after that. And after that. Because I KILLED IT! Myself! Can't you people appreciate that? | 1.2583 | 0.04659 | 120 | 93 | 23 | 4 |
2106 | No caveman. Wingman. | 1.2583 | 0.04807 | 120 | 94 | 21 | 5 |
2107 | you can put the corn on now | 1.2583 | 0.04183 | 120 | 90 | 29 | 1 |
2108 | I found it at a cave sale - the spatula came with it. | 1.2583 | 0.04950 | 120 | 95 | 19 | 6 |
2109 | You sure you like it well-done? | 1.2583 | 0.04506 | 120 | 92 | 25 | 3 |
2110 | Can you get me a Rolling Rock, this is going to take a while. | 1.2583 | 0.04950 | 120 | 95 | 19 | 6 |
2111 | Hey Marge, we could use some potato salad with this. | 1.2583 | 0.04950 | 120 | 95 | 19 | 6 |
2112 | It's called cooking...who likes their meat rare" | 1.2583 | 0.04807 | 120 | 94 | 21 | 5 |
2113 | If you all want well-done this might take a while. | 1.2583 | 0.05090 | 120 | 96 | 17 | 7 |
2114 | Yep, Costco... | 1.2583 | 0.04950 | 120 | 95 | 19 | 6 |
2115 | I'm beginning to think we should have bought the smoker instead. | 1.2583 | 0.04506 | 120 | 92 | 25 | 3 |
2116 | For the last time, Sesame Street's in syndication. Even if I did "take out Big Bird," you can still see him in living color. | 1.2583 | 0.05225 | 120 | 97 | 15 | 8 |
2117 | Like I said, someday all the megafauna will be extinct and this thing will be the perfect size. | 1.2583 | 0.04506 | 120 | 92 | 25 | 3 |
2118 | Don't worry if we can't eat it all. The mammoth ain't going anywhere anytime soon. | 1.2583 | 0.04506 | 120 | 92 | 25 | 3 |
2119 | It's called the beyond drumstick... | 1.2583 | 0.04659 | 120 | 93 | 23 | 4 |
2120 | The dark meat was all they had. I don't want to hear any complaints about it. | 1.2583 | 0.04659 | 120 | 93 | 23 | 4 |
2121 | For well-done you have to wait another six hours. | 1.2583 | 0.04183 | 120 | 90 | 29 | 1 |
2122 | Tomorrow I'll invent a bigger BBQ. | 1.2583 | 0.04807 | 120 | 94 | 21 | 5 |
2123 | I told you not to pick up the meat at Costco. | 1.2583 | 0.04659 | 120 | 93 | 23 | 4 |
2124 | This Tyrannosaurus rex leg should last us all season. | 1.2583 | 0.04506 | 120 | 92 | 25 | 3 |
2125 | Say hey, good lookin' whatcha got cookin'? | 1.2583 | 0.04950 | 120 | 95 | 19 | 6 |
2126 | I told you, two days tops! | 1.2583 | 0.04659 | 120 | 93 | 23 | 4 |
2127 | Yes, it is an improvement! | 1.2583 | 0.04950 | 120 | 95 | 19 | 6 |
2128 | You said you wanted Keto for a month! | 1.2583 | 0.04950 | 120 | 95 | 19 | 6 |
2129 | What do you mean “Did it have a Family “? | 1.2583 | 0.04807 | 120 | 94 | 21 | 5 |
2130 | In unrelated news, we no longer have a pet mastodon. | 1.2583 | 0.04659 | 120 | 93 | 23 | 4 |
2131 | The family is finally reunited, Fred was eaten by this beast a week ago. | 1.2583 | 0.04659 | 120 | 93 | 23 | 4 |
2132 | It will be ready in 3 weeks and four days; I suggest you get some sleep in the meantime. | 1.2583 | 0.04506 | 120 | 92 | 25 | 3 |
2133 | I know it’s wing night but pterodactyl legs were on special | 1.2583 | 0.04807 | 120 | 94 | 21 | 5 |
2134 | NO, Sarah! I’m not making you an Impossible Burger. | 1.2583 | 0.04807 | 120 | 94 | 21 | 5 |
2135 | Did you not even once think, when you were out there giving it all your macho schtick, that there's just the four of us for Thanksgiving ? | 1.2583 | 0.04506 | 120 | 92 | 25 | 3 |
2136 | What? I wanted dark meat. | 1.2583 | 0.04659 | 120 | 93 | 23 | 4 |
2137 | I got a leg up on that one! | 1.2583 | 0.04807 | 120 | 94 | 21 | 5 |
2138 | I've done my share. Did you make a ton of potato salad yet? | 1.2583 | 0.04506 | 120 | 92 | 25 | 3 |
2139 | I TOLD you I'd get you a leg up. | 1.2583 | 0.05225 | 120 | 97 | 15 | 8 |
2140 | It's going to be awhile gang. | 1.2583 | 0.04506 | 120 | 92 | 25 | 3 |
2141 | Hey do you want it done fast or done well done? | 1.2583 | 0.04659 | 120 | 93 | 23 | 4 |
2142 | Diplocodus Marengo is not a dish that can be rushed. | 1.2583 | 0.05090 | 120 | 96 | 17 | 7 |
2143 | Just you wait. Someday every cave will have one of these fire cans and brag about the slow-cooked flavor.. | 1.2583 | 0.04506 | 120 | 92 | 25 | 3 |
2144 | Honey, I grabbed the spatula instead of the tongs, can you get them? | 1.2583 | 0.04807 | 120 | 94 | 21 | 5 |
2145 | Don't worry. It's on the Paleo diet. | 1.2583 | 0.04950 | 120 | 95 | 19 | 6 |
2146 | Somebody provoke the wrath of the gods or we'll never get this dinner cooked! | 1.2583 | 0.04506 | 120 | 92 | 25 | 3 |
2147 | I liked your big brother too but people gotta eat. | 1.2583 | 0.05090 | 120 | 96 | 17 | 7 |
2148 | For next Father's Day, I'd recommend a larger spatula. | 1.2583 | 0.04659 | 120 | 93 | 23 | 4 |
2149 | Wait until you see the size of the salt and pepper shakers. | 1.2583 | 0.04950 | 120 | 95 | 19 | 6 |
2150 | 1. I know that you like to shop at Costco, but this is ridiculous. 2. I told the kids that we sent Rex to ‘play’ at your brothers farm to play. 3. Be patient, only two more days till medium rare. 4. You should have seen the thigh | 1.2583 | 0.04659 | 120 | 93 | 23 | 4 |
2151 | There wasn’t any chicken, so I had to settle for this. | 1.2583 | 0.04506 | 120 | 92 | 25 | 3 |
2152 | Just five more moons. | 1.2583 | 0.04659 | 120 | 93 | 23 | 4 |
2153 | Now you tell me you wanted steak! | 1.2583 | 0.04659 | 120 | 93 | 23 | 4 |
2154 | Hey, honey! Looks like I've finally got a leg up on this new BBQ thing. | 1.2583 | 0.04348 | 120 | 91 | 27 | 2 |
2155 | you wanted wings??? | 1.2583 | 0.04659 | 120 | 93 | 23 | 4 |
2156 | No, I didn't forget to marinade. | 1.2571 | 0.05246 | 105 | 83 | 17 | 5 |
2157 | Trust me, just a few more millennia to perfection. | 1.2569 | 0.04772 | 109 | 84 | 22 | 3 |
2158 | ‘Don’t just stand there. Sharpen your teeth.’ | 1.2569 | 0.05116 | 109 | 86 | 18 | 5 |
2159 | You said we needed moa to eat. So here's some moa. | 1.2569 | 0.04947 | 109 | 85 | 20 | 4 |
2160 | I'm sorry, you'll just have to wait for your medium well. | 1.2569 | 0.04772 | 109 | 84 | 22 | 3 |
2161 | Glibf forhd cradta drandel, berg? {Translation impossible because the caveman Rosetta stone has not yet been found} | 1.2569 | 0.05116 | 109 | 86 | 18 | 5 |
2162 | Bring me an egg. | 1.2569 | 0.04947 | 109 | 85 | 20 | 4 |
2163 | Paleo, schmaleo. I'd kill for some decent bread. | 1.2569 | 0.05116 | 109 | 86 | 18 | 5 |
2164 | We’re eating like royalty tonight. | 1.2564 | 0.04567 | 117 | 90 | 24 | 3 |
2165 | I'll need at least 3 more days to get the internal temperature up to 165 degrees. | 1.2564 | 0.04726 | 117 | 91 | 22 | 4 |
2166 | Fred's coming over. | 1.2564 | 0.05028 | 117 | 93 | 18 | 6 |
2167 | It will be done by the time Labor Day is invented. | 1.2564 | 0.05028 | 117 | 93 | 18 | 6 |
2168 | Carcinogens don't scare me. | 1.2564 | 0.04726 | 117 | 91 | 22 | 4 |
2169 | Don't you think you're going overboard with this Paleo diet already? | 1.2564 | 0.04567 | 117 | 90 | 24 | 3 |
2170 | Archeologists are gonna have a field day with this one | 1.2564 | 0.04232 | 117 | 88 | 28 | 1 |
2171 | Didn't I tell you we're having the family from two caves down over for dinner? | 1.2564 | 0.04879 | 117 | 92 | 20 | 5 |
2172 | This is a rare delicacy. In fact, the last of a species. | 1.2564 | 0.05313 | 117 | 95 | 14 | 8 |
2173 | Our kids are eating us out of cave and dwelling. Are you sure this will be enough? | 1.2564 | 0.04726 | 117 | 91 | 22 | 4 |
2174 | You said medium rare, right? | 1.2564 | 0.04567 | 117 | 90 | 24 | 3 |
2175 | This would be a lot easier if I had tongs rather than a spatula. | 1.2564 | 0.05028 | 117 | 93 | 18 | 6 |
2176 | The secret to a perfect medium-rare is only flipping it once. | 1.2564 | 0.04567 | 117 | 90 | 24 | 3 |
2177 | It will be ready next march | 1.2564 | 0.05028 | 117 | 93 | 18 | 6 |
2178 | It’ll catch on. | 1.2564 | 0.05028 | 117 | 93 | 18 | 6 |
2179 | Set the rocks. | 1.2564 | 0.05172 | 117 | 94 | 16 | 7 |
2180 | Look, it's not my fault global warming brought back the mega-fauna and now we live in a cave. | 1.2564 | 0.05313 | 117 | 95 | 14 | 8 |
2181 | Honey get digging we're running out of charcoal. | 1.2564 | 0.04879 | 117 | 92 | 20 | 5 |
2182 | It’s still defrosting. | 1.2564 | 0.04726 | 117 | 91 | 22 | 4 |
2183 | ...Whatcha say we get started with some hot dogs?... | 1.2564 | 0.04726 | 117 | 91 | 22 | 4 |
2184 | I've invented the slow cooker! | 1.2564 | 0.04403 | 117 | 89 | 26 | 2 |
2185 | Honey, can you get the big platter out of the pantry? You know, the nice one? | 1.2564 | 0.04879 | 117 | 92 | 20 | 5 |
2186 | Whoopee, you invented the B-B-Q! Now, how about inventing the B-B-Q dinner sometime BEFORE we become extinct! | 1.2564 | 0.04726 | 117 | 91 | 22 | 4 |
2187 | I got dibs on the drumstick. | 1.2564 | 0.04726 | 117 | 91 | 22 | 4 |
2188 | It's a good thing I discovered fire, isn't it Dear? | 1.2564 | 0.04726 | 117 | 91 | 22 | 4 |
2189 | You'll have to forage for some ketchup. | 1.2564 | 0.04567 | 117 | 90 | 24 | 3 |
2190 | Special at Costco. | 1.2564 | 0.05172 | 117 | 94 | 16 | 7 |
2191 | Let's just say I know a guy, who knew a guy... | 1.2564 | 0.04726 | 117 | 91 | 22 | 4 |
2192 | Honestly George, the fridge hasn’t been invented yet so we have no where to keep the leftovers. | 1.2564 | 0.05028 | 117 | 93 | 18 | 6 |
2193 | I'll show them "renaissance faire." | 1.2564 | 0.04726 | 117 | 91 | 22 | 4 |
2194 | Good thing I'm not a breast man. | 1.2564 | 0.04726 | 117 | 91 | 22 | 4 |
2195 | You can never overcook chicken. | 1.2564 | 0.04726 | 117 | 91 | 22 | 4 |
2196 | How many times do I have to tell you that it's not done until the internal temperature registers 180 degrees. | 1.2564 | 0.04567 | 117 | 90 | 24 | 3 |
2197 | The legasaurus is almost ready. | 1.2564 | 0.04879 | 117 | 92 | 20 | 5 |
2198 | Steroids! | 1.2564 | 0.04879 | 117 | 92 | 20 | 5 |
2199 | I know you’re hungry, but if it’s undercooked we’ll all end up with salmonella poisoning. | 1.2564 | 0.05028 | 117 | 93 | 18 | 6 |
2200 | I’m afraid there’s only dark meat | 1.2564 | 0.04726 | 117 | 91 | 22 | 4 |
2201 | It was given hormones. | 1.2564 | 0.04567 | 117 | 90 | 24 | 3 |
2202 | How was I to know it was the last pterodactyl on the planet! | 1.2564 | 0.04879 | 117 | 92 | 20 | 5 |
2203 | Could you run out for more charcoal? | 1.2564 | 0.04567 | 117 | 90 | 24 | 3 |
2204 | Tyrannosaurus Rex. It's what's for dinner. | 1.2564 | 0.04726 | 117 | 91 | 22 | 4 |
2205 | It might have a tinge of meteor to it | 1.2564 | 0.04403 | 117 | 89 | 26 | 2 |
2206 | Oh, quit giving me that "It's taking 65 million years" crap! | 1.2564 | 0.04879 | 117 | 92 | 20 | 5 |
2207 | That reno we're planning -- the firepit's now Priority One. | 1.2564 | 0.05028 | 117 | 93 | 18 | 6 |
2208 | Relax! You're the ones who ordered it well done! | 1.2564 | 0.04726 | 117 | 91 | 22 | 4 |
2209 | Ready in two more moon phases, honey. | 1.2564 | 0.04567 | 117 | 90 | 24 | 3 |
2210 | If you wanted the giblets you should have told me. | 1.2564 | 0.04726 | 117 | 91 | 22 | 4 |
2211 | You should see the other dinosaur. | 1.2564 | 0.04726 | 117 | 91 | 22 | 4 |
2212 | Kids, your dad is over-compensating again. | 1.2564 | 0.04879 | 117 | 92 | 20 | 5 |
2213 | I guess just refrigerate the rest. | 1.2564 | 0.04567 | 117 | 90 | 24 | 3 |
2214 | It’s from Popeye’s, not Chick-fil-a. | 1.2564 | 0.05028 | 117 | 93 | 18 | 6 |
2215 | No, for the last time, its not Chick fil A OR Popeyes! | 1.2564 | 0.04403 | 117 | 89 | 26 | 2 |
2216 | I’ve hear of “low ‘n slow”, but this is ridiculous!! | 1.2564 | 0.04726 | 117 | 91 | 22 | 4 |
2217 | I invented fire! And gluttony! | 1.2564 | 0.04567 | 117 | 90 | 24 | 3 |
2218 | Sorry..I just invented the Weber. You'll have to wait 57 thousand years for the microwave. | 1.2564 | 0.05313 | 117 | 95 | 14 | 8 |
2219 | We're eating Paleo tonight. | 1.2564 | 0.04726 | 117 | 91 | 22 | 4 |
2220 | Yes Wilma, it's non-GMO! | 1.2564 | 0.04726 | 117 | 91 | 22 | 4 |
2221 | Okay, so I asked them to Super Size it. So what? | 1.2564 | 0.04726 | 117 | 91 | 22 | 4 |
2222 | They opened a Costco in the next mountain over. | 1.2564 | 0.05028 | 117 | 93 | 18 | 6 |
2223 | You think it needs a few more minutes? | 1.2564 | 0.05028 | 117 | 93 | 18 | 6 |
2224 | Sorry guys, the coals just took a little longer to heat up than I thought. | 1.2564 | 0.04879 | 117 | 92 | 20 | 5 |
2225 | Supper is going to be late tonight. | 1.2564 | 0.04726 | 117 | 91 | 22 | 4 |
2226 | If Flintstone brags about his bowling again, bring me a martini on the rocks. | 1.2564 | 0.04879 | 117 | 92 | 20 | 5 |
2227 | You can start the potato salad now. | 1.2564 | 0.04567 | 117 | 90 | 24 | 3 |
2228 | Sorry, cutting tools came after fire | 1.2564 | 0.04726 | 117 | 91 | 22 | 4 |
2229 | Primo, I told you I prefer the breast! | 1.2564 | 0.05172 | 117 | 94 | 16 | 7 |
2230 | Would you like dark meat or... dark meat? | 1.2564 | 0.05028 | 117 | 93 | 18 | 6 |
2231 | Hey, if you all wanted 'wings" I'd have to take down FIVE tyrannosaurus! | 1.2564 | 0.04403 | 117 | 89 | 26 | 2 |
2232 | I know I should have followed your advice and put it in the microwave first. | 1.2564 | 0.04726 | 117 | 91 | 22 | 4 |
2233 | I hope evolution will give us something easier to cook. | 1.2564 | 0.04879 | 117 | 92 | 20 | 5 |
2234 | It'll be another 20 umm, you know, anyway it'll be a little while longer. | 1.2564 | 0.04567 | 117 | 90 | 24 | 3 |
2235 | Guess what’s cookin’ today guys! Dinnersaurus!! | 1.2564 | 0.04567 | 117 | 90 | 24 | 3 |
2236 | Trok invent charcoal briquette. You need invent good china. | 1.2564 | 0.04567 | 117 | 90 | 24 | 3 |
2237 | No, I'm not being a turkey. I simply asked how you wanted it done. Stone Age, Bronze age or Ice age....... | 1.2564 | 0.04567 | 117 | 90 | 24 | 3 |
2238 | I know, I know, I should have gotten a Weber! | 1.2564 | 0.04726 | 117 | 91 | 22 | 4 |
2239 | I know this is taking a long time but there’s nothing worse than raw pterodactyl. | 1.2564 | 0.04879 | 117 | 92 | 20 | 5 |
2240 | Quite frankly I'm fed up with your vegan diet. | 1.2564 | 0.04567 | 117 | 90 | 24 | 3 |
2241 | This happens every time you shop at Costco. | 1.2564 | 0.04879 | 117 | 92 | 20 | 5 |
2242 | Dad always gets the big piece of chicken. | 1.2564 | 0.04726 | 117 | 91 | 22 | 4 |
2243 | I told you we wanted Breast! | 1.2564 | 0.04726 | 117 | 91 | 22 | 4 |
2244 | This part is well done, but the rest is pretty rare. | 1.2564 | 0.05028 | 117 | 93 | 18 | 6 |
2245 | Would you like it raw, or do you want to eat next month? | 1.2564 | 0.05028 | 117 | 93 | 18 | 6 |
2246 | You wanted a drumstick, I got you a drumstick! | 1.2564 | 0.05172 | 117 | 94 | 16 | 7 |
2247 | Would you like yours medium, or medium rare? | 1.2564 | 0.04567 | 117 | 90 | 24 | 3 |
2248 | Gonna be about 8 hours, hun. | 1.2564 | 0.04879 | 117 | 92 | 20 | 5 |
2249 | Sorry, but the sous vide is broken. | 1.2564 | 0.04567 | 117 | 90 | 24 | 3 |
2250 | Brontosaurus legs were on sale this week! | 1.2564 | 0.05028 | 117 | 93 | 18 | 6 |
2251 | Rare to medium-rare. OK? | 1.2564 | 0.04567 | 117 | 90 | 24 | 3 |
2252 | Who likes extremely rare? | 1.2564 | 0.04879 | 117 | 92 | 20 | 5 |
2253 | The downside of buying in bulk. | 1.2564 | 0.04879 | 117 | 92 | 20 | 5 |
2254 | Remember life before Trump? We could actually get meat that would fit on the grill! Ahh the good old days. | 1.2564 | 0.04726 | 117 | 91 | 22 | 4 |
2255 | Isn't today supposed to be Meatless Monday? | 1.2564 | 0.04567 | 117 | 90 | 24 | 3 |
2256 | No wonder shipping was so expensive. | 1.2564 | 0.04726 | 117 | 91 | 22 | 4 |
2257 | It was the only piece of dinosaur that I could find. | 1.2564 | 0.04726 | 117 | 91 | 22 | 4 |
2258 | Open flames are so last millennium. | 1.2564 | 0.04403 | 117 | 89 | 26 | 2 |
2259 | Hey, relax. Get a snack. It's just the shank of the evening. | 1.2564 | 0.05028 | 117 | 93 | 18 | 6 |
2260 | When are we gonna eat dinner? Next week??? | 1.2564 | 0.04726 | 117 | 91 | 22 | 4 |
2261 | It's a Capitalist Cut. | 1.2564 | 0.05172 | 117 | 94 | 16 | 7 |
2262 | I know it's taking a while, but we'll have leftovers until the Bronze Age. | 1.2564 | 0.04567 | 117 | 90 | 24 | 3 |
2263 | It’s not like there’s some kind of device that tells me the internal temperature of the meat, Unaga. The kids will just have to wait until it’s charred and unrecognizable. | 1.2564 | 0.04726 | 117 | 91 | 22 | 4 |
2264 | Oy vey. | 1.2564 | 0.05313 | 117 | 95 | 14 | 8 |
2265 | If you want well-done, you'll have to wait. | 1.2564 | 0.05028 | 117 | 93 | 18 | 6 |
2266 | what about us? | 1.2564 | 0.05028 | 117 | 93 | 18 | 6 |
2267 | Be patient, this is my first fire. | 1.2564 | 0.05313 | 117 | 95 | 14 | 8 |
2268 | Shouldn't you discover fire first? | 1.2564 | 0.05028 | 117 | 93 | 18 | 6 |
2269 | Steroids, no doubt. | 1.2564 | 0.04567 | 117 | 90 | 24 | 3 |
2270 | Oh no, not Thai food again! | 1.2564 | 0.04726 | 117 | 91 | 22 | 4 |
2271 | You expect me to eat all of this by myself. | 1.2564 | 0.04726 | 117 | 91 | 22 | 4 |
2272 | This is why the family-sized one was on sale. | 1.2564 | 0.04403 | 117 | 89 | 26 | 2 |
2273 | Just be patient - I promise this will be much tastier than anything from Popeye’s or Chick-fil-A. | 1.2564 | 0.04567 | 117 | 90 | 24 | 3 |
2274 | Will this be done before the Pleistocene Era? | 1.2564 | 0.04567 | 117 | 90 | 24 | 3 |
2275 | I told you to get the brontosaurus bones. Your friends are a bunch of gourmands. | 1.2564 | 0.04726 | 117 | 91 | 22 | 4 |
2276 | Definitely Paleo. | 1.2564 | 0.04567 | 117 | 90 | 24 | 3 |
2277 | Everything we're having is 100% paleo. | 1.2544 | 0.04795 | 114 | 89 | 21 | 4 |
2278 | I need to invent a bigger fire for this pterodactyl leg. | 1.2544 | 0.04631 | 114 | 88 | 23 | 3 |
2279 | It would be a lot quicker if we had a convection oven. | 1.2544 | 0.05109 | 114 | 91 | 17 | 6 |
2280 | The good news is that the tribe was able to take down the baby bird. | 1.2544 | 0.05109 | 114 | 91 | 17 | 6 |
2281 | No, I can’t just nuke it. | 1.2544 | 0.04631 | 114 | 88 | 23 | 3 |
2282 | It's called ImpossiAardvark. Burp! You'll get that joke in 10,000 years. | 1.2544 | 0.04631 | 114 | 88 | 23 | 3 |
2283 | You can call yourself a "hunter/grillmaster" all you want, David, I'd still like you to go get some pine needles while that thing cooks. | 1.2544 | 0.04795 | 114 | 89 | 21 | 4 |
2284 | This is gonna take a bit longer. Go to bed and we can have it for breakfast | 1.2544 | 0.04282 | 114 | 86 | 27 | 1 |
2285 | Well, that's the last time I send your father out to do the shopping! | 1.2544 | 0.04631 | 114 | 88 | 23 | 3 |
2286 | Sorry sweetie, I know you loved your birdie, but a man gotta do what a man gotta do! | 1.2544 | 0.04795 | 114 | 89 | 21 | 4 |
2287 | Just doing a little meal prep for the week. | 1.2544 | 0.04955 | 114 | 90 | 19 | 5 |
2288 | Kentucky Fried Pterodactyl Grand Opening. | 1.2544 | 0.04631 | 114 | 88 | 23 | 3 |
2289 | At least there’s one upside to nuclear fallout. | 1.2544 | 0.04631 | 114 | 88 | 23 | 3 |
2290 | Gathering was so much easier Jon E | 1.2544 | 0.04631 | 114 | 88 | 23 | 3 |
2291 | What do you mean you want chicken balls instead? | 1.2544 | 0.04955 | 114 | 90 | 19 | 5 |
2292 | You sure you don’t want to join me on the Paleo diet? | 1.2544 | 0.04631 | 114 | 88 | 23 | 3 |
2293 | You wanted paleo, it's what's for breakfast. | 1.2544 | 0.04631 | 114 | 88 | 23 | 3 |
2294 | You can have a leg or a leg. | 1.2544 | 0.04460 | 114 | 87 | 25 | 2 |
2295 | Who's up for breakfast burritos? | 1.2544 | 0.04955 | 114 | 90 | 19 | 5 |
2296 | I know it means plenty of leftovers, but would you rather I invite my favorite brother-in-law and his family over here tonight? | 1.2542 | 0.04371 | 118 | 90 | 26 | 2 |
2297 | Trust me, it will be worth the wait. | 1.2542 | 0.04990 | 118 | 94 | 18 | 6 |
2298 | Yes, Karen, I will still be cooking into the Neolithic Era." | 1.2542 | 0.04842 | 118 | 93 | 20 | 5 |
2299 | Do we have any Brontosauce? | 1.2542 | 0.04690 | 118 | 92 | 22 | 4 |
2300 | Who wants rare? Medium well done might take a while. | 1.2542 | 0.04533 | 118 | 91 | 24 | 3 |
2301 | It was your idea to do our food shopping at Costco. | 1.2542 | 0.04990 | 118 | 94 | 18 | 6 |
2302 | I know your hungry, but it will be another four days." | 1.2542 | 0.04533 | 118 | 91 | 24 | 3 |
2303 | Do you prefer rare or raw? | 1.2542 | 0.04842 | 118 | 93 | 20 | 5 |
2304 | It’s my cookout most fowl. | 1.2542 | 0.04842 | 118 | 93 | 20 | 5 |
2305 | OK, who likes their mammoth turkey rare? | 1.2542 | 0.04690 | 118 | 92 | 22 | 4 |
2306 | I’m going paleo in a big way. | 1.2523 | 0.05194 | 111 | 89 | 16 | 6 |
2307 | Oh NOW you’re all not too busy huh. | 1.2522 | 0.04759 | 115 | 90 | 21 | 4 |
2308 | We got it from Andrew Yang! | 1.2522 | 0.04426 | 115 | 88 | 25 | 2 |
2309 | Because the butcher was out of Pterodactyl wings. | 1.2522 | 0.04916 | 115 | 91 | 19 | 5 |
2310 | I didn't hear anybody say "well done" when I dragged this thing back by myself | 1.2522 | 0.04916 | 115 | 91 | 19 | 5 |
2311 | The Ice Age is coming, so we'll need to make it last. | 1.2522 | 0.04759 | 115 | 90 | 21 | 4 |
2312 | What did you expect, filet magnon? | 1.2522 | 0.05069 | 115 | 92 | 17 | 6 |
2313 | The wings got away...... | 1.2522 | 0.05069 | 115 | 92 | 17 | 6 |
2314 | The latest studies show that dark meat is healthier. | 1.2522 | 0.04916 | 115 | 91 | 19 | 5 |
2315 | Fang suggested we pair it with a fruity Chenin Blanc. | 1.2522 | 0.04916 | 115 | 91 | 19 | 5 |
2316 | If anyone ever gets around to organizing a state fair, this will be huge! | 1.2522 | 0.04916 | 115 | 91 | 19 | 5 |
2317 | Did we use up all the sage on the breast yesterday? | 1.2522 | 0.04596 | 115 | 89 | 23 | 3 |
2318 | Almost ready, how’s that macaroni salad coming along? | 1.2522 | 0.04596 | 115 | 89 | 23 | 3 |
2319 | You're making me nervous. Please stop asking when will it be done. | 1.2522 | 0.04916 | 115 | 91 | 19 | 5 |
2320 | If this takes any long to cook it will be extinct. | 1.2522 | 0.04916 | 115 | 91 | 19 | 5 |
2321 | Yea, fire, shmire. Dinner will be ready in 3 days. | 1.2522 | 0.04596 | 115 | 89 | 23 | 3 |
2322 | Your eyes were bigger than your stomach when you bought this. | 1.2522 | 0.04426 | 115 | 88 | 25 | 2 |
2323 | This will be so much easier after my InstaPot arrives | 1.2522 | 0.04426 | 115 | 88 | 25 | 2 |
2324 | Clicked on the wrong option on Amazon. My bad. | 1.2522 | 0.04596 | 115 | 89 | 23 | 3 |
2325 | If you're in such a hurry - order KFC!! | 1.2522 | 0.04596 | 115 | 89 | 23 | 3 |
2326 | don't rush me, it'll be ready by the new moon | 1.2522 | 0.04916 | 115 | 91 | 19 | 5 |
2327 | It might be a little raw. I haven't completely mastered fire yet. | 1.2522 | 0.04916 | 115 | 91 | 19 | 5 |
2328 | Of course, it’s cooked through! | 1.2522 | 0.04596 | 115 | 89 | 23 | 3 |
2329 | The kids were wondering why Steggy hasn't been coming around lately. | 1.2522 | 0.05069 | 115 | 92 | 17 | 6 |
2330 | The tyrantasaurus put up one hell of a fight | 1.2522 | 0.04596 | 115 | 89 | 23 | 3 |
2331 | Barefoot in the kitchen... It doesn't get any better than this. | 1.2522 | 0.04596 | 115 | 89 | 23 | 3 |
2332 | "It was the cut of the day, and the grill was twenty percent off." | 1.2522 | 0.04759 | 115 | 90 | 21 | 4 |
2333 | There is enough for everyone. | 1.2522 | 0.04759 | 115 | 90 | 21 | 4 |
2334 | It's not me, honey, it's the ice age. It isn't thawed out enough. | 1.2522 | 0.04916 | 115 | 91 | 19 | 5 |
2335 | I don't want to hear any whining about white meat. | 1.2522 | 0.04596 | 115 | 89 | 23 | 3 |
2336 | Yes, I know you asked for dark meat. | 1.2522 | 0.05069 | 115 | 92 | 17 | 6 |
2337 | I can't help it Shirley, the need was just too strong, but I feel as if I'm starting a tradition that will last forever. | 1.2522 | 0.04916 | 115 | 91 | 19 | 5 |
2338 | Honey, we'll be extinct before this is done cooking. | 1.2522 | 0.04596 | 115 | 89 | 23 | 3 |
2339 | I’m loving the self-igniter. | 1.2522 | 0.04916 | 115 | 91 | 19 | 5 |
2340 | I have to run to Cro-Mart to get more briquets. | 1.2522 | 0.04759 | 115 | 90 | 21 | 4 |
2341 | Do you think we need mashed potatoes with this | 1.2522 | 0.04596 | 115 | 89 | 23 | 3 |
2342 | It'll be finger-lickin' good by Thanksgiving. | 1.2522 | 0.04426 | 115 | 88 | 25 | 2 |
2343 | Honey, can you get my grill master apron? | 1.2522 | 0.04426 | 115 | 88 | 25 | 2 |
2344 | Could you run to the store and get more charcoal, honey? | 1.2522 | 0.04426 | 115 | 88 | 25 | 2 |
2345 | Hang on, it'll be ready in the A.D. | 1.2522 | 0.04426 | 115 | 88 | 25 | 2 |
2346 | I hope you like yours rare... | 1.2522 | 0.04759 | 115 | 90 | 21 | 4 |
2347 | Hope you all like it extra crispy! | 1.2522 | 0.04916 | 115 | 91 | 19 | 5 |
2348 | It'll take a while, come back in 12 hours. | 1.2522 | 0.04916 | 115 | 91 | 19 | 5 |
2349 | Dad may be ahead of his time but his new invention really sucks. | 1.2522 | 0.04251 | 115 | 87 | 27 | 1 |
2350 | The grille ad said one pound capacity and up. | 1.2522 | 0.04759 | 115 | 90 | 21 | 4 |
2351 | This would be easier with an Instant Pot. | 1.2522 | 0.04596 | 115 | 89 | 23 | 3 |
2352 | Wait, did I baste? | 1.2522 | 0.04759 | 115 | 90 | 21 | 4 |
2353 | Yes darling, it's Paleo... | 1.2522 | 0.04596 | 115 | 89 | 23 | 3 |
2354 | Needs more salt. | 1.2522 | 0.04759 | 115 | 90 | 21 | 4 |
2355 | That new Costco is great but I think we might need a bigger Weber. | 1.2500 | 0.04994 | 112 | 89 | 18 | 5 |
2356 | Come and get it! You never know when dinner will go extinct! | 1.2500 | 0.04110 | 112 | 84 | 28 | 0 |
2357 | Whaddaya mean, you're sick of chicken? | 1.2500 | 0.04830 | 112 | 88 | 20 | 4 |
2358 | I’m giving that new Cretaceous diet a try. | 1.2500 | 0.04830 | 112 | 88 | 20 | 4 |
2359 | Is there no pleasing you? NO, there is no white meat! | 1.2500 | 0.04660 | 112 | 87 | 22 | 3 |
2360 | Can we please not have any squabbling over the dark meat? | 1.2500 | 0.04660 | 112 | 87 | 22 | 3 |
2361 | It's a work in progress Mrs. Weber. | 1.2500 | 0.04994 | 112 | 89 | 18 | 5 |
2362 | Honey, I'm not sure about this meat CSA. | 1.2500 | 0.04994 | 112 | 89 | 18 | 5 |
2363 | Numbskull's bringing coleslaw, uh, mayo based, I think. Kronk told me his pet T-Rex will be here for rides. Gosh, no fires, no earthquakes, no saber-tooth tiger attacks. This is nice. Real nice! | 1.2478 | 0.04450 | 113 | 87 | 24 | 2 |
2364 | Ug. Dad always overcooks. | 1.2477 | 0.04904 | 109 | 86 | 19 | 4 |
2365 | "We can leave the rest for sandwiches, as soon as they are invented. | 1.2476 | 0.04838 | 105 | 82 | 20 | 3 |
2366 | Lois, I need the meat thermometer. | 1.2476 | 0.04645 | 105 | 81 | 22 | 2 |
2367 | Hey Mary! Can you check the instructions to see how long they say to cook it? | 1.2476 | 0.05024 | 105 | 83 | 18 | 4 |
2368 | Og gonna need bigger grill. | 1.2476 | 0.04444 | 105 | 80 | 24 | 1 |
2369 | I think we can count on leftovers for tomorrow's dinner" . | 1.2476 | 0.04645 | 105 | 81 | 22 | 2 |
2370 | Who likes their mastodon rare? | 1.2476 | 0.05024 | 105 | 83 | 18 | 4 |
2371 | It just needs another 10 minutes. Grab me a beer? | 1.2476 | 0.04838 | 105 | 82 | 20 | 3 |
2372 | Maybe we could invite some friends. | 1.2476 | 0.05024 | 105 | 83 | 18 | 4 |
2373 | Do we have enough for the entire neighborhood Carnivore Support Group gala tonight? | 1.2476 | 0.04838 | 105 | 82 | 20 | 3 |
2374 | Throg have no idea why put bird leg on fire. It do smell good though. | 1.2476 | 0.04838 | 105 | 82 | 20 | 3 |
2375 | Yeah, well, just wait until all my friends get here and you'll see it's not enough. | 1.2476 | 0.04838 | 105 | 82 | 20 | 3 |
2376 | Believe me - it'll be worth the wait. | 1.2476 | 0.04232 | 105 | 79 | 26 | 0 |
2377 | You all okay with medium-rare? | 1.2476 | 0.04838 | 105 | 82 | 20 | 3 |
2378 | Last drumstick, who wants it? | 1.2476 | 0.04444 | 105 | 80 | 24 | 1 |
2379 | That's the last time I go to Costco after Happy Hour! | 1.2476 | 0.04645 | 105 | 81 | 22 | 2 |
2380 | I meant that the dinosaur as a species is rare. | 1.2476 | 0.04645 | 105 | 81 | 22 | 2 |
2381 | Oh—I thought I told you we all like white meat. | 1.2476 | 0.04444 | 105 | 80 | 24 | 1 |
2382 | It'll be done by the Neolithic Age. | 1.2476 | 0.04645 | 105 | 81 | 22 | 2 |
2383 | Hey! I think I just invented KFC! | 1.2476 | 0.05203 | 105 | 84 | 16 | 5 |
2384 | What’s taking so long out there? | 1.2476 | 0.04838 | 105 | 82 | 20 | 3 |
2385 | Now would be an optimum time for us to embrace vegetarianism. | 1.2476 | 0.04838 | 105 | 82 | 20 | 3 |
2386 | I promise honey, it’s non-GMO. | 1.2476 | 0.04645 | 105 | 81 | 22 | 2 |
2387 | I'll store the leftovers in the freezer. | 1.2455 | 0.04690 | 110 | 86 | 21 | 3 |
2388 | It's called a BBQ ,I got it online ! | 1.2455 | 0.04865 | 110 | 87 | 19 | 4 |
2389 | You want leg or leg? | 1.2455 | 0.04865 | 110 | 87 | 19 | 4 |
2390 | Honey, bring me the pterodactyl BBQ sauce, would you? | 1.2455 | 0.04865 | 110 | 87 | 19 | 4 |
2391 | The rest of the beast hopped away. | 1.2455 | 0.04690 | 110 | 86 | 21 | 3 |
2392 | Would you like oversized fries with it too? | 1.2455 | 0.04865 | 110 | 87 | 19 | 4 |
2393 | I need to invent a rotisserie | 1.2455 | 0.04690 | 110 | 86 | 21 | 3 |
2394 | It'll be done when it's done - I'm still waiting on your potato salad. | 1.2455 | 0.04509 | 110 | 85 | 23 | 2 |
2395 | Trust me; using the charcoal grill is going to be worth the wait. | 1.2455 | 0.04865 | 110 | 87 | 19 | 4 |
2396 | It just needs another 5 days | 1.2455 | 0.04690 | 110 | 86 | 21 | 3 |
2397 | We'll be serving at sunrise - do you want the giblets? | 1.2455 | 0.04690 | 110 | 86 | 21 | 3 |
2398 | Ooops! I forgot to set the timer. | 1.2455 | 0.04690 | 110 | 86 | 21 | 3 |
2399 | How do you guys like it—rare, or extinct? | 1.2455 | 0.05033 | 110 | 88 | 17 | 5 |
2400 | Popeyes hired me. | 1.2455 | 0.04690 | 110 | 86 | 21 | 3 |
2401 | A leg doesn't have legs. | 1.2455 | 0.04865 | 110 | 87 | 19 | 4 |
2402 | The waitlist for a gas BBQ is 10,000 years | 1.2455 | 0.05033 | 110 | 88 | 17 | 5 |
2403 | Friday night at the Cave-In | 1.2455 | 0.04509 | 110 | 85 | 23 | 2 |
2404 | It is going to take a while. Gas grills won't be invented for another 300,000 years. | 1.2455 | 0.04690 | 110 | 86 | 21 | 3 |
2405 | I told you we should stick to grass-fed. | 1.2455 | 0.04690 | 110 | 86 | 21 | 3 |
2406 | It isn't a goddamn White Castle. It's Tyrannosaurus Turkey. | 1.2455 | 0.05033 | 110 | 88 | 17 | 5 |
2407 | They were out of wooly mammoth, alright, Lucy. | 1.2455 | 0.05033 | 110 | 88 | 17 | 5 |
2408 | This is gonna take a while. | 1.2455 | 0.04122 | 110 | 83 | 27 | 0 |
2409 | You might want to start boiling the hot dogs. | 1.2455 | 0.04509 | 110 | 85 | 23 | 2 |
2410 | I'm hungry too, but low and slow is the way to go. | 1.2455 | 0.04509 | 110 | 85 | 23 | 2 |
2411 | I've got the 'hunter-gatherer' thing down, but grilling is beyond my paygrade." | 1.2455 | 0.05196 | 110 | 89 | 15 | 6 |
2412 | I don't know about this paleo diet. | 1.2455 | 0.05196 | 110 | 89 | 15 | 6 |
2413 | This is how they were making it at the Costco sample station too. | 1.2455 | 0.04509 | 110 | 85 | 23 | 2 |
2414 | I’m sorry Gronk, it’s all dark meat. | 1.2455 | 0.04509 | 110 | 85 | 23 | 2 |
2415 | I tried getting the ribs but some guy named Flintstone bought the last one. | 1.2455 | 0.05196 | 110 | 89 | 15 | 6 |
2416 | Honey, can you bring me a beer? | 1.2455 | 0.05033 | 110 | 88 | 17 | 5 |
2417 | Sure it's an endangered species! Do you still want yours medium rare? | 1.2455 | 0.05033 | 110 | 88 | 17 | 5 |
2418 | Game on. | 1.2455 | 0.05196 | 110 | 89 | 15 | 6 |
2419 | The neighbors didn't show up. The Ice Age was highly overrated and we have 2,000 lbs of leftovers! | 1.2455 | 0.04690 | 110 | 86 | 21 | 3 |
2420 | Just give me a chance. | 1.2455 | 0.04509 | 110 | 85 | 23 | 2 |
2421 | Junior, invent me some tongs. | 1.2455 | 0.04865 | 110 | 87 | 19 | 4 |
2422 | The wing was too big for the grill. | 1.2455 | 0.04865 | 110 | 87 | 19 | 4 |
2423 | Call me 'Colonel'. | 1.2455 | 0.04320 | 110 | 84 | 25 | 1 |
2424 | Breast meat? Boring !!! | 1.2455 | 0.04690 | 110 | 86 | 21 | 3 |
2425 | Do you know how much that would be worth at Popeyes? | 1.2455 | 0.04690 | 110 | 86 | 21 | 3 |
2426 | The kids want to know where their pet T-Rex is | 1.2455 | 0.05033 | 110 | 88 | 17 | 5 |
2427 | So u all prefer breast meat? | 1.2455 | 0.05196 | 110 | 89 | 15 | 6 |
2428 | Now you decide to become vegan? | 1.2455 | 0.05033 | 110 | 88 | 17 | 5 |
2429 | Should have seen the one that got away! | 1.2455 | 0.05033 | 110 | 88 | 17 | 5 |
2430 | You’ve been raiding the tar pits again, haven’t you! | 1.2455 | 0.04690 | 110 | 86 | 21 | 3 |
2431 | It tastes like chicken. | 1.2455 | 0.04509 | 110 | 85 | 23 | 2 |
2432 | Medium or medium-rare honey? | 1.2455 | 0.04509 | 110 | 85 | 23 | 2 |
2433 | Looks like we'll be eating mammoth leftovers until the Bronze Age. | 1.2455 | 0.04865 | 110 | 87 | 19 | 4 |
2434 | New fire is slow and gives no light. You'll like it. | 1.2455 | 0.05033 | 110 | 88 | 17 | 5 |
2435 | Watching isn't making it go any faster, go find something else to do for a day or two. | 1.2455 | 0.04690 | 110 | 86 | 21 | 3 |
2436 | Don't worry, it will be done by the time we invent Labor Day" | 1.2455 | 0.05033 | 110 | 88 | 17 | 5 |
2437 | Enough Already! It's your family coming over not mine! | 1.2455 | 0.04690 | 110 | 86 | 21 | 3 |
2438 | This is not for us... Popeye's called and they need all of the chickens they can get. | 1.2455 | 0.04509 | 110 | 85 | 23 | 2 |
2439 | This will be done in 10 million years. | 1.2455 | 0.05354 | 110 | 90 | 13 | 7 |
2440 | How do you guys like your mammoth? | 1.2455 | 0.04865 | 110 | 87 | 19 | 4 |
2441 | Sorry kids, but they're out of chicken sandwiches at Popeyes. | 1.2455 | 0.05033 | 110 | 88 | 17 | 5 |
2442 | Believe me, it will taste like chicken. | 1.2455 | 0.04690 | 110 | 86 | 21 | 3 |
2443 | I'm done with this primitive grill. | 1.2455 | 0.04865 | 110 | 87 | 19 | 4 |
2444 | I would have made T-Rex steaks, but this is all they had. | 1.2455 | 0.04690 | 110 | 86 | 21 | 3 |
2445 | I told you we should've sprung for the larger model. | 1.2455 | 0.05196 | 110 | 89 | 15 | 6 |
2446 | The family pack is a better deal, but they sell out so fast. | 1.2455 | 0.04690 | 110 | 86 | 21 | 3 |
2447 | Oh give me a break. I just discovered fire. | 1.2455 | 0.04865 | 110 | 87 | 19 | 4 |
2448 | Not again! -- rare at one end and overdone at the other. | 1.2455 | 0.04690 | 110 | 86 | 21 | 3 |
2449 | Thank goodness we haven’t invented steroids yet! | 1.2455 | 0.05033 | 110 | 88 | 17 | 5 |
2450 | Anybody can burn the skin, kids. It's the real artist who can grill T-rex arm just right | 1.2455 | 0.05196 | 110 | 89 | 15 | 6 |
2451 | Fine, but you could at least compliment me for inventing steel. | 1.2455 | 0.04509 | 110 | 85 | 23 | 2 |
2452 | Stop asking. It will be done by the next full moon. | 1.2455 | 0.04690 | 110 | 86 | 21 | 3 |
2453 | But we wanted the white meat | 1.2455 | 0.04509 | 110 | 85 | 23 | 2 |
2454 | It’s going to be a while. It’s supposed to cook at a glacial pace. | 1.2455 | 0.04690 | 110 | 86 | 21 | 3 |
2455 | I think I may have to run out for more charcoal. | 1.2455 | 0.05033 | 110 | 88 | 17 | 5 |
2456 | Bigfoot takes longer to grill. | 1.2455 | 0.04865 | 110 | 87 | 19 | 4 |
2457 | Okay--ready for the veggies. | 1.2455 | 0.04690 | 110 | 86 | 21 | 3 |
2458 | Honey, don’t you think you’re taking the Paleo diet a little too far? | 1.2455 | 0.05354 | 110 | 90 | 13 | 7 |
2459 | I did ask if you wanted white meat or dark. | 1.2455 | 0.04690 | 110 | 86 | 21 | 3 |
2460 | I think we need to wait until evolution catches up to this technology. | 1.2455 | 0.05033 | 110 | 88 | 17 | 5 |
2461 | At least it's not taking as long as if I grilled the whole pterodactyl. | 1.2455 | 0.04865 | 110 | 87 | 19 | 4 |
2462 | I thought we agreed to give Paleo a try. | 1.2455 | 0.05033 | 110 | 88 | 17 | 5 |
2463 | NOAA reports that we won't have rain tonight. I'll have this well done by midnight. | 1.2455 | 0.04320 | 110 | 84 | 25 | 1 |
2464 | It was a one time thing. We'll never move forward if you don't learn to trust me. | 1.2455 | 0.05033 | 110 | 88 | 17 | 5 |
2465 | How far did you go for this spatula? | 1.2455 | 0.04509 | 110 | 85 | 23 | 2 |
2466 | Look, honey, I don't want to hear about Stegosaurus steak...stocks are plummeting and I had a double coupon for Pterodactyl drumsticks. | 1.2455 | 0.04865 | 110 | 87 | 19 | 4 |
2467 | I live in a cave. What’d you expect? | 1.2455 | 0.04320 | 110 | 84 | 25 | 1 |
2468 | Who's the chicken now? | 1.2455 | 0.05033 | 110 | 88 | 17 | 5 |
2469 | I never said committing to the Paleo diet would be easy. | 1.2453 | 0.04607 | 106 | 82 | 22 | 2 |
2470 | Can you bring me the big BBQ spatula | 1.2453 | 0.04982 | 106 | 84 | 18 | 4 |
2471 | winner winner, mastodon dinner. | 1.2453 | 0.04798 | 106 | 83 | 20 | 3 |
2472 | Impossible Foods - We Go Way Back | 1.2453 | 0.04982 | 106 | 84 | 18 | 4 |
2473 | Man said he came from the "future" and left me this grill. | 1.2453 | 0.04982 | 106 | 84 | 18 | 4 |
2474 | Honey, could you fill the tub with ranch dressing? | 1.2432 | 0.04653 | 111 | 87 | 21 | 3 |
2475 | Ok! Who likes theirs rare? | 1.2430 | 0.04940 | 107 | 85 | 18 | 4 |
2476 | I don’t think that chicken is hormone free. | 1.2407 | 0.04533 | 108 | 84 | 22 | 2 |
2477 | Uh, Fido left to go live in another cave. | 1.2407 | 0.04900 | 108 | 86 | 18 | 4 |
2478 | I will NEVER use propane! | 1.2407 | 0.04900 | 108 | 86 | 18 | 4 |
2479 | Your pop invited a few Neanderthals over | 1.2407 | 0.04720 | 108 | 85 | 20 | 3 |
2480 | Bar-be-cue for 3 days the instructions said. | 1.2407 | 0.04533 | 108 | 84 | 22 | 2 |
2481 | Hey, I'm a hunter-gatherer not a line cook. | 1.2407 | 0.05241 | 108 | 88 | 14 | 6 |
2482 | Pass me the Grey Poupon. | 1.2407 | 0.04720 | 108 | 85 | 20 | 3 |
2483 | You might want to order in, honey. This could take a while. | 1.2407 | 0.04720 | 108 | 85 | 20 | 3 |
2484 | What do you mean 'We want Popeye's instead'? | 1.2407 | 0.04720 | 108 | 85 | 20 | 3 |
2485 | This Paleo diet isn't so bad | 1.2407 | 0.04337 | 108 | 83 | 24 | 1 |
2486 | Shall I put out the good plates? | 1.2407 | 0.04720 | 108 | 85 | 20 | 3 |
2487 | Don't ask. Just dig in when it's done! | 1.2407 | 0.04720 | 108 | 85 | 20 | 3 |
2488 | And this is why I didn’t want them to name it. | 1.2407 | 0.05073 | 108 | 87 | 16 | 5 |
2489 | Popeye's was out of chicken sandwiches. | 1.2407 | 0.05073 | 108 | 87 | 16 | 5 |
2490 | Hey, it's better than over a fire | 1.2407 | 0.05073 | 108 | 87 | 16 | 5 |
2491 | Hey, if this fire thing works, we'll have a fried pterodactyl franchise that will last millions of years! | 1.2407 | 0.04533 | 108 | 84 | 22 | 2 |
2492 | Keep the oven lit in case I run out of charcoal. | 1.2407 | 0.04533 | 108 | 84 | 22 | 2 |
2493 | You should have seen in running around after I cut off its head. | 1.2407 | 0.04900 | 108 | 86 | 18 | 4 |
2494 | I didn’t invent this thing. | 1.2404 | 0.05020 | 104 | 83 | 17 | 4 |
2495 | I told you we should stop shopping at Costco! | 1.2404 | 0.05020 | 104 | 83 | 17 | 4 |
2496 | I’m thinking of taking it off the bone and serving it between a couple pieces of bread. | 1.2404 | 0.04427 | 104 | 80 | 23 | 1 |
2497 | What? I thought YOU were supposed to get the buns. | 1.2404 | 0.04633 | 104 | 81 | 21 | 2 |
2498 | We're a good 60,000 years from the white meat/dark meat options | 1.2404 | 0.04830 | 104 | 82 | 19 | 3 |
2499 | You're crowding the coals. | 1.2404 | 0.04633 | 104 | 81 | 21 | 2 |
2500 | They put in a new Costco over the next ridge. | 1.2404 | 0.04633 | 104 | 81 | 21 | 2 |
2501 | Can't I just leave it raw like my mother used to make? | 1.2404 | 0.05020 | 104 | 83 | 17 | 4 |
2502 | Would one of you mind preparing a salad? | 1.2404 | 0.04633 | 104 | 81 | 21 | 2 |
2503 | Who said 'Vegetarian'? | 1.2404 | 0.05202 | 104 | 84 | 15 | 5 |
2504 | This - with a some EVOO - is all I need for my Keto diet until end of winter. | 1.2404 | 0.05020 | 104 | 83 | 17 | 4 |
2505 | BBQ is the second best invention. | 1.2404 | 0.04633 | 104 | 81 | 21 | 2 |
2506 | I hope you want a drumstick. | 1.2404 | 0.04633 | 104 | 81 | 21 | 2 |
2507 | ''Honey, I think it didn't marinate enough." | 1.2404 | 0.05202 | 104 | 84 | 15 | 5 |
2508 | Thats my asteroid always killing dinosaurs | 1.2404 | 0.04830 | 104 | 82 | 19 | 3 |
2509 | I'll finish grilling—you put the rest of him in the fridge. | 1.2404 | 0.04830 | 104 | 82 | 19 | 3 |
2510 | The wings should be ready in about two days. | 1.2404 | 0.04830 | 104 | 82 | 19 | 3 |
2511 | Giblets? Giblets! No one said anything about giblets before I went to the store! | 1.2404 | 0.04633 | 104 | 81 | 21 | 2 |
2512 | This is why the guy at Home Depot tried to sell me on the grill with the larger cooking area. | 1.2404 | 0.04633 | 104 | 81 | 21 | 2 |
2513 | Yes Mom, I can see he looks like Charlton Heston, but that doesn't make him any less of an idiot! | 1.2404 | 0.05020 | 104 | 83 | 17 | 4 |
2514 | I guarantee it will be tremendous. Absolutely tremendous. I know more than all of the chefs combined. | 1.2404 | 0.05020 | 104 | 83 | 17 | 4 |
2515 | What'd we do before Costco? | 1.2404 | 0.05020 | 104 | 83 | 17 | 4 |
2516 | Yes, it'll be done before the end of the Pleistocene Epoch! | 1.2404 | 0.05020 | 104 | 83 | 17 | 4 |
2517 | I can’t wait to see the look on your father’s face! | 1.2404 | 0.05202 | 104 | 84 | 15 | 5 |
2518 | Really? Barbecue? Again? How many times do I have to explain this to you? The kids are vegan! | 1.2404 | 0.05379 | 104 | 85 | 13 | 6 |
2519 | Getting tired of flipping this puppy. Anybody hungry yet? | 1.2404 | 0.04830 | 104 | 82 | 19 | 3 |
2520 | This was the only grill on sale. | 1.2404 | 0.04427 | 104 | 80 | 23 | 1 |
2521 | I'm sorry - they don't have any chickens yet. | 1.2404 | 0.04830 | 104 | 82 | 19 | 3 |
2522 | Dinner will be served in the main dining room. | 1.2404 | 0.04633 | 104 | 81 | 21 | 2 |
2523 | My eyes were bigger than my stomach. | 1.2404 | 0.04830 | 104 | 82 | 19 | 3 |
2524 | What are the chances the asteroid was a steady 350°? | 1.2404 | 0.04633 | 104 | 81 | 21 | 2 |
2525 | don't worry, it will be ready before our extinction | 1.2404 | 0.05020 | 104 | 83 | 17 | 4 |
2526 | With some mac and cheese on the side, it should be enough. | 1.2404 | 0.04633 | 104 | 81 | 21 | 2 |
2527 | Progress, I don't understand the hype. | 1.2404 | 0.04633 | 104 | 81 | 21 | 2 |
2528 | Can you give us a "drumstick" roll when it's ready? We're starving over here. | 1.2404 | 0.04830 | 104 | 82 | 19 | 3 |
2529 | ‘But Popeye’s was out of the fried chicken sandwich!’ | 1.2404 | 0.05020 | 104 | 83 | 17 | 4 |
2530 | No... only dark meat. | 1.2404 | 0.05379 | 104 | 85 | 13 | 6 |
2531 | White meat?? | 1.2404 | 0.05020 | 104 | 83 | 17 | 4 |
2532 | How's the salad coming? | 1.2404 | 0.05020 | 104 | 83 | 17 | 4 |
2533 | Hopefully, one day these things will be smaller. | 1.2404 | 0.04633 | 104 | 81 | 21 | 2 |
2534 | It's not bacon but I think you'll like it. | 1.2404 | 0.04427 | 104 | 80 | 23 | 1 |
2535 | No more fighting over drumsticks at dinner. | 1.2404 | 0.04633 | 104 | 81 | 21 | 2 |
2536 | BOY, was this turkey ever Big! | 1.2404 | 0.04830 | 104 | 82 | 19 | 3 |
2537 | I don’t eat dark meat. | 1.2404 | 0.05379 | 104 | 85 | 13 | 6 |
2538 | All right, all right, it needs work. But give it a few thousand years and its a sure hit. | 1.2404 | 0.04830 | 104 | 82 | 19 | 3 |
2539 | This new discovery is more smoke than fire. | 1.2404 | 0.04633 | 104 | 81 | 21 | 2 |
2540 | About five more minutes. | 1.2404 | 0.05020 | 104 | 83 | 17 | 4 |
2541 | As soon as I figure out how to turn this, it won't take very long. | 1.2381 | 0.04594 | 105 | 82 | 21 | 2 |
2542 | I know this looks foolish, but they loved it at the other cave. | 1.2381 | 0.04789 | 105 | 83 | 19 | 3 |
2543 | Ok, I didn't invent chicken wings. But, I am still trying. | 1.2381 | 0.04789 | 105 | 83 | 19 | 3 |
2544 | We're going to need a bigger bun! | 1.2381 | 0.05158 | 105 | 85 | 15 | 5 |
2545 | For god’s sakes, go back inside and watch The Flintstones!” | 1.2381 | 0.04789 | 105 | 83 | 19 | 3 |
2546 | I thought your mother was coming for dinner? | 1.2381 | 0.04977 | 105 | 84 | 17 | 4 |
2547 | Yes, it takes many hours on the grill, but fresh killed Pterodactyl is worth the wait. | 1.2381 | 0.04789 | 105 | 83 | 19 | 3 |
2548 | Call all your relatives. | 1.2381 | 0.04390 | 105 | 81 | 23 | 1 |
2549 | Ok. 'Burnt' and 'raw' are ready to serve. Give me about six hours for medium. | 1.2381 | 0.04390 | 105 | 81 | 23 | 1 |
2550 | It takes more prep time, but charcoal is still better than gas. | 1.2381 | 0.04594 | 105 | 82 | 21 | 2 |
2551 | It's still pink. | 1.2381 | 0.04390 | 105 | 81 | 23 | 1 |
2552 | Dark meat for dark times. | 1.2381 | 0.05158 | 105 | 85 | 15 | 5 |
2553 | Just keep building up that appetite for one more week! | 1.2381 | 0.04594 | 105 | 82 | 21 | 2 |
2554 | First the dude ranch and now this? Next year we're going to Disneyland. | 1.2381 | 0.04789 | 105 | 83 | 19 | 3 |
2555 | A microwave would be faster, what the hell is a microwave? | 1.2381 | 0.04594 | 105 | 82 | 21 | 2 |
2556 | This has got to last through the hurricane season. | 1.2381 | 0.04789 | 105 | 83 | 19 | 3 |
2557 | I don't think you'd like underdone pterodactyl. | 1.2381 | 0.04789 | 105 | 83 | 19 | 3 |
2558 | Seriously, you're going to wait for the white meat ? | 1.2381 | 0.04594 | 105 | 82 | 21 | 2 |
2559 | I hear he's a big deal in the synthetic meat industry | 1.2381 | 0.04977 | 105 | 84 | 17 | 4 |
2560 | Max and Bruno won't be joining us tonight. | 1.2381 | 0.05158 | 105 | 85 | 15 | 5 |
2561 | Martha, could you invent tongs so I can flip this sucker? | 1.2381 | 0.05158 | 105 | 85 | 15 | 5 |
2562 | I’ll be another 5 mins. | 1.2381 | 0.04789 | 105 | 83 | 19 | 3 |
2563 | Who's ready for a drumstick | 1.2381 | 0.04594 | 105 | 82 | 21 | 2 |
2564 | We're going to need a ton of mashed potatoes.....literally. | 1.2381 | 0.04789 | 105 | 83 | 19 | 3 |
2565 | If it's not done by morning, I'll call customer service. | 1.2381 | 0.04977 | 105 | 84 | 17 | 4 |
2566 | There is no white meat. This is all I could carry. | 1.2381 | 0.04594 | 105 | 82 | 21 | 2 |
2567 | I foresee stadiums, throngs of people, Dr Pepper and something called Monday morning quarterback. | 1.2358 | 0.04935 | 106 | 85 | 17 | 4 |
2568 | I make the meanest chicken drumstick in the whole of Lilliput. | 1.2358 | 0.05114 | 106 | 86 | 15 | 5 |
2569 | I’d like to get my hands on the genius who discovered fire. | 1.2330 | 0.05200 | 103 | 84 | 14 | 5 |
2570 | Well, it would be done by now if you had let me get the BBQ I wanted. | 1.2330 | 0.04820 | 103 | 82 | 18 | 3 |
2571 | It was cheaper to buy in bulk. | 1.2330 | 0.04407 | 103 | 80 | 22 | 1 |
2572 | However many times you say ‘bring home the bacon’, it ain’t gonna happen. | 1.2330 | 0.04618 | 103 | 81 | 20 | 2 |
2573 | Huge drumstick from biggest prehistoric bird, tiny spatula. The story of my life. | 1.2330 | 0.04618 | 103 | 81 | 20 | 2 |
2574 | Carbon Monoxide! That’s why. | 1.2330 | 0.04618 | 103 | 81 | 20 | 2 |
2575 | Thanks for the fire, oh Lord. Now, how about a freezer? | 1.2330 | 0.04618 | 103 | 81 | 20 | 2 |
2576 | I asked for white meat! | 1.2330 | 0.05014 | 103 | 83 | 16 | 4 |
2577 | Sure gives a whole new meaning to to 'go big or go home!'" | 1.2330 | 0.05380 | 103 | 85 | 12 | 6 |
2578 | You said 'just five more millennia' five millennia ago. | 1.2330 | 0.04820 | 103 | 82 | 18 | 3 |
2579 | geez,it will be ready in 5 minutes you neanderthals! | 1.2330 | 0.04820 | 103 | 82 | 18 | 3 |
2580 | Sorry Gronk got the wings. | 1.2330 | 0.05200 | 103 | 84 | 14 | 5 |
2581 | Hon, better fix me another Martini—in fact use the chalice your Mother gave us, and make it a triple | 1.2330 | 0.05014 | 103 | 83 | 16 | 4 |
2582 | Be patient. It will take ages. | 1.2330 | 0.04820 | 103 | 82 | 18 | 3 |
2583 | Let me know if you see a rather angry giant chicken. | 1.2330 | 0.05014 | 103 | 83 | 16 | 4 |
2584 | It's the latest fad diet. | 1.2330 | 0.04820 | 103 | 82 | 18 | 3 |
2585 | It didn't fit in the cave! | 1.2330 | 0.05200 | 103 | 84 | 14 | 5 |
2586 | Sorry but it was either him or me for dinner... | 1.2330 | 0.04820 | 103 | 82 | 18 | 3 |
2587 | I told you that this will take ages if we get the smaller grill. | 1.2330 | 0.04618 | 103 | 81 | 20 | 2 |
2588 | And we could have eaten two days ago if you hadn't insisted on brining it! | 1.2330 | 0.05380 | 103 | 85 | 12 | 6 |
2589 | You’re gonna need a bigger spatula. | 1.2330 | 0.05200 | 103 | 84 | 14 | 5 |
2590 | See honey, I told you I’d deal with that Brontosaurus. | 1.2330 | 0.04820 | 103 | 82 | 18 | 3 |
2591 | I told you to buy the drummets! | 1.2330 | 0.04820 | 103 | 82 | 18 | 3 |
2592 | It's called a grill. | 1.2330 | 0.05554 | 103 | 86 | 10 | 7 |
2593 | I read somewhere that our ancestors of long ago once did something like this to frighten their enemies. | 1.2330 | 0.05200 | 103 | 84 | 14 | 5 |
2594 | All you people do is scribble on walls all day | 1.2330 | 0.04618 | 103 | 81 | 20 | 2 |
2595 | How soon will they be here? | 1.2330 | 0.05200 | 103 | 84 | 14 | 5 |
2596 | Just fell out of a big bucket! | 1.2330 | 0.05014 | 103 | 83 | 16 | 4 |
2597 | Have we got salad to go with this? | 1.2330 | 0.04820 | 103 | 82 | 18 | 3 |
2598 | The guys are coming over to watch the game | 1.2330 | 0.04820 | 103 | 82 | 18 | 3 |
2599 | Honey, do you think we can move ‘low and slow’ barbecue Sundays back a day? It’s a school night. | 1.2330 | 0.04407 | 103 | 80 | 22 | 1 |
2600 | I am waiting for the internal temperature to reach 165. | 1.2330 | 0.05200 | 103 | 84 | 14 | 5 |
2601 | A drumstick this large is very rare | 1.2330 | 0.05014 | 103 | 83 | 16 | 4 |
2602 | Good enough for the Flintstones, good enough for us. | 1.2330 | 0.04407 | 103 | 80 | 22 | 1 |
2603 | I warned you about shopping at Costco. | 1.2330 | 0.04618 | 103 | 81 | 20 | 2 |
2604 | Dark meat has more flavor. | 1.2308 | 0.05155 | 104 | 85 | 14 | 5 |
2605 | I know it's late— this cut needs to cook low and slow.” | 1.2277 | 0.04850 | 101 | 81 | 17 | 3 |
2606 | What do you mean you’re going vegan?! | 1.2277 | 0.05050 | 101 | 82 | 15 | 4 |
2607 | I wish I could remember where I put my meat thermometer. | 1.2277 | 0.04850 | 101 | 81 | 17 | 3 |
2608 | What? | 1.2277 | 0.05428 | 101 | 84 | 11 | 6 |
2609 | Harold, I told you yesterday I'm paleo... | 1.2277 | 0.04423 | 101 | 79 | 21 | 1 |
2610 | You know I get hungry at night! | 1.2277 | 0.04642 | 101 | 80 | 19 | 2 |
2611 | I told you to light it yesterday - now we'll need to order pizza. | 1.2277 | 0.04850 | 101 | 81 | 17 | 3 |
2612 | Is that what you call `no snacking after 9 p.m.` ? | 1.2277 | 0.04642 | 101 | 80 | 19 | 2 |
2613 | Way cheaper if you bulk order | 1.2277 | 0.04850 | 101 | 81 | 17 | 3 |
2614 | I don't know, Diane. The meat will tell you when it's done. | 1.2277 | 0.04850 | 101 | 81 | 17 | 3 |
2615 | Are you sure you can trust this Prometheus fellow? | 1.2277 | 0.04850 | 101 | 81 | 17 | 3 |
2616 | Just 12 more hours. | 1.2277 | 0.05050 | 101 | 82 | 15 | 4 |
2617 | Balsamic ginger marinade. Red barbecue sauce is so last-century. | 1.2277 | 0.04423 | 101 | 79 | 21 | 1 |
2618 | Low and slow, it'll be done before the next ice age. | 1.2277 | 0.04642 | 101 | 80 | 19 | 2 |
2619 | Don't worry; it's vegan. | 1.2277 | 0.04850 | 101 | 81 | 17 | 3 |
2620 | What? You said Keto and Paleo. | 1.2277 | 0.05050 | 101 | 82 | 15 | 4 |
2621 | It will dry out if I put it in the microwave. | 1.2277 | 0.05050 | 101 | 82 | 15 | 4 |
2622 | It's called keeping up with the Jones'; not outdoing them! | 1.2277 | 0.04850 | 101 | 81 | 17 | 3 |
2623 | If you’ll take it rare, you can have it by next week. | 1.2277 | 0.04850 | 101 | 81 | 17 | 3 |
2624 | White meat or dark meat? | 1.2277 | 0.04850 | 101 | 81 | 17 | 3 |
2625 | Who wants well-done? | 1.2277 | 0.05050 | 101 | 82 | 15 | 4 |
2626 | Oggo, the smoke alarm is on. | 1.2277 | 0.04850 | 101 | 81 | 17 | 3 |
2627 | You eat what I give you | 1.2277 | 0.04642 | 101 | 80 | 19 | 2 |
2628 | Pteranodon rare or well done? | 1.2277 | 0.04850 | 101 | 81 | 17 | 3 |
2629 | But they wanted the wishbone first. | 1.2277 | 0.04642 | 101 | 80 | 19 | 2 |
2630 | It might be tomorrow's dinner. | 1.2277 | 0.04850 | 101 | 81 | 17 | 3 |
2631 | Should be done tomorrow, and then I'll go get the rest of it. Invite the neighbors. | 1.2277 | 0.04423 | 101 | 79 | 21 | 1 |
2632 | Sorry, I could only carry the leg. | 1.2277 | 0.05050 | 101 | 82 | 15 | 4 |
2633 | Unless one of you invents a meat thermometer, it's going to be another half an hour. | 1.2277 | 0.04194 | 101 | 78 | 23 | 0 |
2634 | Didn't I tell you that the tailgate party has been moved here?" | 1.2277 | 0.04850 | 101 | 81 | 17 | 3 |
2635 | OK, everyone. Let's do a couple more run-throughs of 'Old Town Road' and then dinner....will...be....READY!!!!" | 1.2277 | 0.04642 | 101 | 80 | 19 | 2 |
2636 | Put lots of little marshmallows on the yams, okay? | 1.2277 | 0.05243 | 101 | 83 | 13 | 5 |
2637 | It's from Costco,, it's the smallest one they had. | 1.2277 | 0.04423 | 101 | 79 | 21 | 1 |
2638 | Don't worry, it was the last of its kind -- no one will notice. | 1.2277 | 0.04642 | 101 | 80 | 19 | 2 |
2639 | On top of this new Paleo Diet, I’m working on something I call ‘tail-gating,’ but it may take a little while to develop. | 1.2277 | 0.04850 | 101 | 81 | 17 | 3 |
2640 | Brontosaurus burger?! Come on! The T-Rex is much more tender. | 1.2277 | 0.04642 | 101 | 80 | 19 | 2 |
2641 | uhhh, I found it? | 1.2277 | 0.05050 | 101 | 82 | 15 | 4 |
2642 | The paleo man explains macros | 1.2277 | 0.05243 | 101 | 83 | 13 | 5 |
2643 | Because it was on sale at Costco. | 1.2277 | 0.05243 | 101 | 83 | 13 | 5 |
2644 | I’m gonna need a bigger grill! | 1.2277 | 0.05050 | 101 | 82 | 15 | 4 |
2645 | I'm sure you haven't even thought of what we are going to do with the leftovers. | 1.2277 | 0.04850 | 101 | 81 | 17 | 3 |
2646 | I don't care what your teacher says. I say we cook our meat, and I say to hell with it! | 1.2277 | 0.04423 | 101 | 79 | 21 | 1 |
2647 | Do any of you want it rare ? | 1.2277 | 0.04850 | 101 | 81 | 17 | 3 |
2648 | "Lunch will be ready in just a few more hours. | 1.2277 | 0.04850 | 101 | 81 | 17 | 3 |
2649 | Give it another 20 days. | 1.2277 | 0.04423 | 101 | 79 | 21 | 1 |
2650 | Honey do we have a meat thermometer? | 1.2277 | 0.04642 | 101 | 80 | 19 | 2 |
2651 | It's for a big bass drum. | 1.2277 | 0.04850 | 101 | 81 | 17 | 3 |
2652 | Yes, it is free-range, dear. | 1.2277 | 0.04423 | 101 | 79 | 21 | 1 |
2653 | I know, but it's for the holidys! | 1.2277 | 0.04850 | 101 | 81 | 17 | 3 |
2654 | Munch on yesterday's farro. This raptorosaur leg will take a while. | 1.2277 | 0.04850 | 101 | 81 | 17 | 3 |
2655 | It'll be horrible, he forgot the parsley . | 1.2277 | 0.04850 | 101 | 81 | 17 | 3 |
2656 | This’ll be ready in no time; what’s for dessert? | 1.2277 | 0.04194 | 101 | 78 | 23 | 0 |
2657 | I’m not a fan of new technology. | 1.2277 | 0.05050 | 101 | 82 | 15 | 4 |
2658 | The inventor of male insecurity cooks up a “little” snack. | 1.2277 | 0.04642 | 101 | 80 | 19 | 2 |
2659 | Wait till you see his breastbone! | 1.2277 | 0.04850 | 101 | 81 | 17 | 3 |
2660 | The Barbecue grill is an anachronism, but I like it anyway. | 1.2277 | 0.04642 | 101 | 80 | 19 | 2 |
2661 | I know, I know ... But, you're the one who asked for well done | 1.2277 | 0.05050 | 101 | 82 | 15 | 4 |
2662 | I wanted it rare. You never listen. | 1.2277 | 0.05050 | 101 | 82 | 15 | 4 |
2663 | "At the next council meeting I'm going to suggest having 3 day holiday weekends." | 1.2277 | 0.04850 | 101 | 81 | 17 | 3 |
2664 | Yes, it was expensive, but the salesman says we can use this "fire" to heat the cave, too. | 1.2277 | 0.04423 | 101 | 79 | 21 | 1 |
2665 | Are the sides ready? Because we've got just a minute or two left over here. | 1.2277 | 0.05050 | 101 | 82 | 15 | 4 |
2666 | Today we're doing the Paleo diet. Tomorrow we'll go back to Scarsdale. | 1.2277 | 0.05243 | 101 | 83 | 13 | 5 |
2667 | Go ahead with the salad...this may take a little longer | 1.2277 | 0.05050 | 101 | 82 | 15 | 4 |
2668 | Pterosaur week! Come on, some excitement please. | 1.2277 | 0.04850 | 101 | 81 | 17 | 3 |
2669 | When’s dinner? | 1.2277 | 0.05243 | 101 | 83 | 13 | 5 |
2670 | This invention really gives us a leg up on the other cave. | 1.2277 | 0.04194 | 101 | 78 | 23 | 0 |
2671 | It's no chicken nugget--but maybe this will finally earn us enough favor with the President to get out of this nuclear wasteland! | 1.2277 | 0.05050 | 101 | 82 | 15 | 4 |
2672 | Sorry, no vegetarian option tonight. | 1.2277 | 0.04850 | 101 | 81 | 17 | 3 |
2673 | Bagged a very big chicken! | 1.2277 | 0.04642 | 101 | 80 | 19 | 2 |
2674 | I hear it tastes like pterodactyl | 1.2277 | 0.04850 | 101 | 81 | 17 | 3 |
2675 | You’re telling me you bought that chicken in the ORGANIC section?? | 1.2277 | 0.04642 | 101 | 80 | 19 | 2 |
2676 | Dark meat? | 1.2277 | 0.04642 | 101 | 80 | 19 | 2 |
2677 | Meme, anachronism, I don't care what you call it. Come and get it! | 1.2277 | 0.05243 | 101 | 83 | 13 | 5 |
2678 | It's Beyond Turkey | 1.2277 | 0.04850 | 101 | 81 | 17 | 3 |
2679 | Technology is evolving faster than my technique! | 1.2277 | 0.04850 | 101 | 81 | 17 | 3 |
2680 | The Kettle guy said it would about six days to cook. What are days? | 1.2277 | 0.04194 | 101 | 78 | 23 | 0 |
2681 | Biggest damn chicken I ever saw. | 1.2277 | 0.05428 | 101 | 84 | 11 | 6 |
2682 | You should be asking about the grill. | 1.2277 | 0.04642 | 101 | 80 | 19 | 2 |
2683 | What could I possibly be implying about your mother? | 1.2277 | 0.04642 | 101 | 80 | 19 | 2 |
2684 | That is right: I killed it -- I cook it! | 1.2277 | 0.04423 | 101 | 79 | 21 | 1 |
2685 | This is why we don’t hunt organic! | 1.2277 | 0.04850 | 101 | 81 | 17 | 3 |
2686 | Big deal, Karen. We're all on the paleo diet." | 1.2277 | 0.04642 | 101 | 80 | 19 | 2 |
2687 | Look, it’s a brontosaurus leg and they take a little longer. | 1.2277 | 0.04850 | 101 | 81 | 17 | 3 |
2688 | No fire. Grill. Now who want Stegosaurus stick? | 1.2277 | 0.04423 | 101 | 79 | 21 | 1 |
2689 | I really think this new gadget is going to catch on. | 1.2277 | 0.04642 | 101 | 80 | 19 | 2 |
2690 | What’s that son? Jimmy’s family is having Stove Top stuffing for dinner? Well Jimmy and his hippy vegetarian family can go shove it up there ass cause it took me all day to kill this big ass fucker and you’re gonna like it! | 1.2277 | 0.05608 | 101 | 85 | 9 | 7 |
2691 | I thought I'd throw a little brontosaurus on the barbie tonight. | 1.2277 | 0.04423 | 101 | 79 | 21 | 1 |
2692 | We will be extinct if we eat it raw. | 1.2277 | 0.04850 | 101 | 81 | 17 | 3 |
2693 | Who wants a drumstick? Wait, have we invented drums yet? | 1.2277 | 0.04642 | 101 | 80 | 19 | 2 |
2694 | Yes, it’s local and no, there’s no vegan option! | 1.2277 | 0.04850 | 101 | 81 | 17 | 3 |
2695 | Juuust about ready.... | 1.2277 | 0.04850 | 101 | 81 | 17 | 3 |
2696 | I hope you like it rare. | 1.2277 | 0.04423 | 101 | 79 | 21 | 1 |
2697 | Hold your horses, guys, ...just searing a little to lock in the flavor. | 1.2277 | 0.04642 | 101 | 80 | 19 | 2 |
2698 | I told you, the drumstick is the most esteemed cut of the triceratops. It'll be ready when it's ready. | 1.2277 | 0.04423 | 101 | 79 | 21 | 1 |
2699 | It just needs another 3 hours. | 1.2277 | 0.04642 | 101 | 80 | 19 | 2 |
2700 | Why are you fooling with this cooking fad? The kids are ravenous! | 1.2277 | 0.04642 | 101 | 80 | 19 | 2 |
2701 | Inventing the Weber was easy, fire was the hard part. | 1.2277 | 0.05428 | 101 | 84 | 11 | 6 |
2702 | I'm afraid it's still rare. We won't be eating until tomorrow night. | 1.2277 | 0.04642 | 101 | 80 | 19 | 2 |
2703 | If Phil’s comin’, we’re gonna’ have to throw on some barbecue sauce! | 1.2277 | 0.04642 | 101 | 80 | 19 | 2 |
2704 | We should really start going to Whole Foods, GMO's are getting out of hand | 1.2277 | 0.04850 | 101 | 81 | 17 | 3 |
2705 | Don’t worry, guys. It’s free range. | 1.2277 | 0.05050 | 101 | 82 | 15 | 4 |
2706 | I hate this newfangled fire fad. | 1.2277 | 0.04642 | 101 | 80 | 19 | 2 |
2707 | Fine, I promise never to shop at Costco again. | 1.2277 | 0.04423 | 101 | 79 | 21 | 1 |
2708 | Do you remember the talking mammoth in that recent New Yorker caption contest? | 1.2277 | 0.04850 | 101 | 81 | 17 | 3 |
2709 | ...so it takes a little while, it's not like we're going to run out of Mammoth | 1.2277 | 0.05428 | 101 | 84 | 11 | 6 |
2710 | Why should you go out and be vegan when you could have this delicious meat from the pterodactyl that killed the rest of our neighbors while we were hunting it? | 1.2277 | 0.04850 | 101 | 81 | 17 | 3 |
2711 | Come and get it. This cut will only be available for a few more years! | 1.2277 | 0.04850 | 101 | 81 | 17 | 3 |
2712 | Look! I just started the all organic paleo diet! | 1.2277 | 0.04642 | 101 | 80 | 19 | 2 |
2713 | I told you we should have gotten a bigger grill | 1.2277 | 0.05050 | 101 | 82 | 15 | 4 |
2714 | 5, 10 minutes.. | 1.2277 | 0.05050 | 101 | 82 | 15 | 4 |
2715 | I think I'll invent a kitchen for your mother | 1.2277 | 0.04642 | 101 | 80 | 19 | 2 |
2716 | I am not sure what to call it. | 1.2277 | 0.05050 | 101 | 82 | 15 | 4 |
2717 | We can have steak next month. | 1.2277 | 0.05050 | 101 | 82 | 15 | 4 |
2718 | It would be done by now, IF you would've gotten me the Grog GrillMaster 3000 for Father's Day...like I asked! | 1.2277 | 0.04850 | 101 | 81 | 17 | 3 |
2719 | Cooking for your Paleo diet is driving me crazy. | 1.2277 | 0.05050 | 101 | 82 | 15 | 4 |
2720 | How do you want your side done? | 1.2277 | 0.04194 | 101 | 78 | 23 | 0 |
2721 | Might you have time to invent some tongs? | 1.2277 | 0.05050 | 101 | 82 | 15 | 4 |
2722 | You didn't want to get the sous-vide. | 1.2277 | 0.05050 | 101 | 82 | 15 | 4 |
2723 | According to ancient lore, it's baste and turn, baste and turn. | 1.2277 | 0.04423 | 101 | 79 | 21 | 1 |
2724 | For the last time, no one gets white meat. | 1.2277 | 0.04642 | 101 | 80 | 19 | 2 |
2725 | We picked a great time to be starving! | 1.2277 | 0.04423 | 101 | 79 | 21 | 1 |
2726 | I forgot the spice rub. | 1.2277 | 0.04850 | 101 | 81 | 17 | 3 |
2727 | Still working on the wheel, huh? | 1.2277 | 0.04850 | 101 | 81 | 17 | 3 |
2728 | If you had discovered the microwave we'd be eating. | 1.2277 | 0.04850 | 101 | 81 | 17 | 3 |
2729 | I don't think there's enough charcoal . . . | 1.2277 | 0.05428 | 101 | 84 | 11 | 6 |
2730 | I know what the doctor said, Wilma. Gimme a break. We're on a themed vacation. | 1.2277 | 0.04850 | 101 | 81 | 17 | 3 |
2731 | It's all dark meat. | 1.2268 | 0.04971 | 97 | 78 | 16 | 3 |
2732 | The first Labor Day | 1.2245 | 0.04925 | 98 | 79 | 16 | 3 |
2733 | I'm sorry, honey - Roversaurus was a very bad boy today. | 1.2245 | 0.04925 | 98 | 79 | 16 | 3 |
2734 | Are the Nussbaums bringing dessert or what? | 1.2245 | 0.04707 | 98 | 78 | 18 | 2 |
2735 | Yes– it's gluten free and organic. No– it's not a GMO | 1.2245 | 0.04925 | 98 | 79 | 16 | 3 |
2736 | Just trying it on for thighs. | 1.2245 | 0.04925 | 98 | 79 | 16 | 3 |
2737 | Nah...I don't think my outdoor cooking gadget invention will ever catch on | 1.2245 | 0.04707 | 98 | 78 | 18 | 2 |
2738 | The work never stops. | 1.2245 | 0.04478 | 98 | 77 | 20 | 1 |
2739 | Yes, yes, of course it’s gluten free. | 1.2245 | 0.05335 | 98 | 81 | 12 | 5 |
2740 | I told you we should have gotten the six burner grill. | 1.2245 | 0.04478 | 98 | 77 | 20 | 1 |
2741 | What do you mean ‘I’ll have mine well done’? | 1.2245 | 0.04478 | 98 | 77 | 20 | 1 |
2742 | I think we’re going to need a bigger barbie. | 1.2245 | 0.04707 | 98 | 78 | 18 | 2 |
2743 | It'll be ready in the Pleistocene era. | 1.2245 | 0.04478 | 98 | 77 | 20 | 1 |
2744 | And you thought bringing this spatula was a good idea?! | 1.2245 | 0.04925 | 98 | 79 | 16 | 3 |
2745 | The T Rex only likes the white meat. | 1.2245 | 0.04925 | 98 | 79 | 16 | 3 |
2746 | The coals ought to be perfectly lit any time now. | 1.2245 | 0.04925 | 98 | 79 | 16 | 3 |
2747 | Honey I promise, this is the last grilling before summer is over." | 1.2245 | 0.04478 | 98 | 77 | 20 | 1 |
2748 | If you're hungry, grab some potato chips. It'll be ready in two weeks. | 1.2245 | 0.05716 | 98 | 83 | 8 | 7 |
2749 | the recipe on Bon Appétit insisted | 1.2245 | 0.04707 | 98 | 78 | 18 | 2 |
2750 | Hey!!!! It will get there!!! | 1.2245 | 0.04707 | 98 | 78 | 18 | 2 |
2751 | Brog -- go invent me a meat thermometer. | 1.2245 | 0.04707 | 98 | 78 | 18 | 2 |
2752 | I'm not being wasteful. There will always be more pterodactyls. | 1.2245 | 0.05529 | 98 | 82 | 10 | 6 |
2753 | I have a big bone to pick with you. | 1.2245 | 0.04707 | 98 | 78 | 18 | 2 |
2754 | Light meat or dark? | 1.2245 | 0.04707 | 98 | 78 | 18 | 2 |