Contest #675


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675

The winning captions

These captions are chosen by The New Yorker.

  1. “You two seem oddly suited.”
  2. “Didn’t I say you wouldn’t be the only one wearing a suit?”
  3. “Yeah, I didn't have time to change clothes after work, either.”


Name Value
Submission deadline 2019-09-02T02:52:00.000Z
Voting started -
Voting ended 2019-09-16T02:54:00.000Z
Finalists announced 2019-09-09T02:53:00.000Z
Magazine(s) announcing finalists issued September 16, 2019
Number of captions 4063
Number of responses 655786
Number of participants -


Dashboard

In this table, the "mean" means the empirically measured average funniness score when the "unfunny", "somewhat funny" and "funny" receive a funniness score of 1, 2, 3 respectively. "Precison" is the standard error of the mean, the standard deviation of the mean estimate. With that, a caption with an empirical mean μ and precision σ has true mean in the range [μ - 2σ, μ + 2σ] with 95% probability by the 68-95-99.7 rule assuming the responses are indepedent and identically distributed.

Rank Caption Mean Precision Total votes "Unfunny" votes "Somewhat funny" votes "Funny" votes
0 Honey, be nice... he's under a lot more pressure. 2.0370 0.00735 9393 2213 4619 2561
1 I take it you didn't come here for the atmosphere. 2.0205 0.00820 8983 2620 3558 2804
2 You two seem oddly suited. 2.0187 0.00819 8736 2477 3619 2640
3 Marine biology? Fascinating. It's not exactly rocket science though, is it? 2.0168 0.00817 8756 2488 3633 2635
4 I also enjoy the moonshine. 2.0049 0.01055 6168 2103 1932 2133
5 Remind me not to get in line behind you two for the bathroom. 1.9991 0.00915 7604 2421 2769 2414
6 ... and you were worried you wouldn't have anyone to talk to. 1.9669 0.00856 7579 2233 3364 1982
7 Didn’t I say you wouldn’t be the only one wearing a suit?” 1.9538 0.00905 7049 2204 2967 1878
8 Word to the wise, I'd stay away from the bean dip! 1.9124 0.01103 5376 2013 1821 1542
9 For God sake Greg, I said we need a designated DRIVER. 1.9058 0.00982 6510 2380 2363 1767
10 There you are. I've been looking high and low for you two. 1.8731 0.01397 3161 1201 1160 800
11 So, what do you fellas do? 1.8594 0.00961 6544 2503 2458 1583
12 Which of you wanted the Tang? 1.8287 0.01097 4986 1997 1846 1143
13 Sorry, from the back, you looked like the fridge. 1.8202 0.00981 6423 2668 2242 1513
14 What a coincidence, Bill here is also an introvert. 1.8188 0.00966 6158 2428 2418 1312
15 Do either of you want to go where no man has gone before? 1.7971 0.01229 4223 1861 1358 1004
16 I'm looking for a man who's good under pressure 1.7952 0.01289 3418 1392 1334 692
17 I see I’m not the only one who’s tanked. 1.7766 0.01470 2843 1261 956 626
18 So, I guess all three of us have a drinking problem.... 1.7680 0.01508 2883 1357 838 688
19 'Dress for the job you want, not the job you have,' right? 1.7677 0.01070 4796 2002 1906 888
20 Just like I warned you - she sucks all of the oxygen out of a room. 1.7650 0.01076 5195 2317 1782 1096
21 Out of your elements, gentlemen? 1.7641 0.01661 1997 841 786 370
22 You're air tight, he's water tight, and I'm just plain old tight. 1.7574 0.01655 2333 1097 705 531
23 When you go low, we go high. 1.7264 0.01213 4076 1932 1327 817
24 And don’t let me catch you guys comparing hoses either. 1.7092 0.01588 2359 1144 757 458
25 Here's to the only two guys that hate leaks worse than the White House. 1.6993 0.01632 2271 1131 692 448
26 She's behind me, isn't she? 1.6934 0.01454 2723 1329 900 494
27 I can't wait to see what you two are going to do with those drinks. 1.6884 0.01127 4258 2022 1541 695
28 Would you like to get some air? 1.6732 0.01284 3084 1452 1188 444
29 I need to get some air. 1.6617 0.01816 1605 788 572 245
30 But enough about me. What do you guys do? 1.6612 0.01635 2001 989 701 311
31 Who’d believe it: Both ex-husbands at the same damned party. 1.6582 0.01860 1615 821 525 269
32 Crap, she recognized us. 1.6396 0.01635 2020 1040 668 312
33 I see you can hold your liquor but can you drink it. 1.6381 0.01688 1868 957 630 281
34 John and Alice came prepared for when Marlene would inevitably suck all of the oxygen out of the room. 1.6261 0.01268 3522 1902 1035 585
35 Carl, I'm leving you for Randy. I just need more space. 1.6237 0.01925 1499 804 455 240
36 You two really need to learn how to decompress. 1.6234 0.01443 2379 1206 863 310
37 One small sip for mankind 1.6203 0.01992 1359 722 431 206
38 Look at you two, off in your own little worlds. 1.6105 0.02029 1217 634 423 160
39 Ok yes, technically I did say this party lacked atmosphere... 1.6078 0.01552 2040 1058 724 258
40 Yeah, I didn't have time to change clothes after work either. 1.6007 0.01582 1931 1006 690 235
41 But what are you gonna do now that straws are banned? 1.5985 0.01665 1853 997 603 253
42 I like the freedom of movement of the booze backpack, but you can't beat Roger's direct connection to the keg. 1.5887 0.01841 1544 852 475 217
43 Either of you fellas remotely handsome, or am I wasting my time? 1.5844 0.01706 1701 921 566 214
44 She complains I travel too much. I keep telling her I need Space. 1.5749 0.01844 1548 876 454 218
45 Witness protection? Yeah, me too. 1.5747 0.02963 576 320 181 75
46 You guys think you have stories. I'm an Uber driver. 1.5743 0.02062 1212 680 368 164
47 I've been looking high and low for you two. 1.5701 0.01890 1370 756 447 167
48 The invite said professional attire preferred. 1.5685 0.02048 1080 578 390 112
49 Tang? 1.5665 0.01914 1421 811 415 195
50 See honey, I told you there would be someone here for you to talk to. 1.5603 0.01933 1310 735 416 159
51 Houston, we have a party. 1.5587 0.02213 1047 601 307 139
52 I love a man in uniform. You are men, right? 1.5580 0.01964 1267 713 401 153
53 Yeah, I can't drink mine either. 1.5563 0.02051 1217 701 355 161
54 Wait! Let me guess. Tang and a Sea Breeze. Am I right? 1.5554 0.02072 1201 695 345 161
55 You kids have it easy. Back in my day we just held our breath. 1.5537 0.02148 1118 649 319 150
56 You guys are lucky. The line for the bathroom is insane. 1.5521 0.02056 1161 661 359 141
57 The invitation said ‘professional attire’ 1.5505 0.02029 1119 622 378 119
58 You guys are taking this safe sex thing way too seriously. 1.5504 0.02145 1121 654 317 150
59 That's my ex-husband Barry, I met him at a dive bar! 1.5491 0.02083 1100 622 352 126
60 I think you are both out of your element 1.5483 0.02105 1098 627 340 131
61 That's both deep and far out, man. 1.5448 0.02222 1048 618 289 141
62 Deep sea diving sounds tough, but it's not rocket science is it? 1.5431 0.02899 545 306 182 57
63 Job stress? Pfft! Try teaching middle school Biology. 1.5387 0.02259 969 566 284 119
64 Astronaut, Argonaut, let's call the whole thing off. 1.5378 0.02358 900 529 258 113
65 Dan, that’s deep. And Fred, far out. 1.5376 0.02257 943 545 289 109
66 Seriously, settle a bet for me. Are you both wearing diapers? 1.5352 0.02328 910 534 265 111
67 How on Earth did you two meet? 1.5328 0.03049 518 302 156 60
68 Sorry Jacques, I’m leaving you! He’s promised me the moon. 1.5304 0.02382 856 503 252 101
69 I like a guy that doesn’t have to come up for air. 1.5293 0.02447 852 512 229 111
70 A scuba diver and an astronaut walk into a bar. After a couple shots, one was in over his head and the other felt out of this world 1.5285 0.02431 825 487 240 98
71 So which one of you wants to go where no man has gone before!? 1.5249 0.02464 802 476 231 95
72 You guys done anything interesting since high school? 1.5228 0.02501 767 454 225 88
73 Nope, she’s still there. 1.5203 0.02512 765 456 220 89
74 Guys, everyone else realized that the "B.Y.O.O." on the invite was a typo. 1.5141 0.02596 710 426 203 81
75 I'm a public school teacher, beat that. 1.5118 0.02665 680 411 190 79
76 Our relationship isn't as deep, but the sex is out of this world. 1.5106 0.02767 613 367 179 67
77 Would either of you like to get some air? 1.5100 0.02598 698 419 202 77
78 Want to boldly go where no man has gone before? 1.5100 0.02595 702 422 202 78
79 After meeting her ex, Craig started to suspect that Brenda had a thing for men who wore expensive suits. 1.5083 0.02696 661 401 184 76
80 This is my new boyfriend, Bill. He's just as inaccessible as you, but he's not under such intense pressure. 1.5076 0.02651 662 397 194 71
81 Frankly, I prefer the one that goes down. 1.5067 0.02714 669 411 177 81
82 Well if it isn’t my favorite hallucinations. 1.5060 0.02736 662 408 173 81
83 300 years of technology and you still pee in your pants? 1.5053 0.02697 661 403 182 76
84 This is Thomas. He also suffers from summer allergies. 1.5039 0.02699 643 389 184 70
85 I've been looking high and low for you guys. 1.5035 0.02930 570 351 151 68
86 Here's to decompressing. 1.5023 0.02719 651 399 177 75
87 Well Mike's been to the Sea of Tranquility. 1.5016 0.02764 614 373 174 67
88 Sure, oxygen is a nice feature - but Larry decided to go with the beer dispensing option. 1.5016 0.02749 630 385 174 71
89 Bends, schmends. Try cramps. 1.4948 0.02845 576 353 161 62
90 So, you two must work under a lot of pressure.... 1.4939 0.02834 573 350 163 60
91 Straight from work? 1.4920 0.02848 563 344 161 58
92 I travel a lot for work, too. 1.4919 0.02779 557 333 174 50
93 a navy seal, an astronaut, and a receptionist walk into a bar... 1.4919 0.03000 555 351 135 69
94 Which one of you fellas wanna explore some uncharted territories? 1.4914 0.02885 582 364 150 68
95 Fellas, wanna go where no man has gone before? 1.4909 0.02987 550 346 138 66
96 Wouldn't flu shots be easier? 1.4894 0.02852 568 350 158 60
97 Hope you two can contain yourselves. 1.4873 0.02994 511 315 143 53
98 It's so nice to still see people wearing suits to these events. 1.4862 0.02936 543 338 146 59
99 Is that your designated diver? 1.4853 0.02942 511 312 150 49
100 I wasn't sure how to interpret "suit, no tie" either 1.4830 0.02952 530 330 144 56
101 What a coincidence that all three of us have major drinking problems. 1.4829 0.03111 526 340 118 68
102 When you go high, he goes low. 1.4824 0.03087 510 324 126 60
103 I guess safe sex is a given. 1.4819 0.02923 525 324 149 52
104 Well, enough about me. What do you gentlemen do? 1.4819 0.02936 525 325 147 53
105 Here's to us; Deep Sea, Deep Space and Deep Throat. 1.4816 0.03232 515 341 100 74
106 No pressure, just thought you two should meet. 1.4810 0.02827 499 296 166 37
107 Luke, this is your father. 1.4786 0.03044 514 326 130 58
108 Laundry day? 1.4783 0.03028 506 318 134 54
109 I love it! An upper and a downer. 1.4771 0.03133 480 304 123 53
110 While you both were gone we gave up straws. 1.4764 0.03141 487 311 120 56
111 He might not have your depth Jim, but I like his views. 1.4760 0.02947 500 308 146 46
112 I just don't think you understand the gravity of the situation. 1.4757 0.03125 473 298 125 50
113 Would either of you like a straw? 1.4755 0.03045 490 307 133 50
114 Enough about me. What do you guys do? 1.4751 0.03078 461 285 133 43
115 'You've got enough oxygen for two hours, so enjoy yourselves.' 1.4741 0.03006 483 299 139 45
116 Jacques . . . Neil - Neil . . . Jacques! 1.4723 0.03167 470 300 118 52
117 I admire men who use protection. 1.4701 0.03162 468 299 118 51
118 So. An astronaut, a deep sea diver, and a red head meet in a bar. Stop me if you've already heard this one. 1.4699 0.03106 432 265 131 36
119 Wouldn't getting a flu shot be easier? 1.4684 0.03237 459 297 109 53
120 Captain Nemo, this is Major Tom - he lives above us 1.4680 0.03178 453 288 118 47
121 I don’t know about you two, but I’m tanked. 1.4674 0.03251 445 286 110 49
122 You two sure went in different directions after graduation 1.4658 0.03131 453 286 123 44
123 Tom, I'd like you to meet my husband William who also, obviously, is insane. 1.4650 0.03384 443 294 92 57
124 Let me guess, you need your space and he's drowning in work. 1.4644 0.03427 379 240 102 37
125 Want to explore where no man has gone before? 1.4626 0.03377 428 281 96 51
126 At least you're not going to get into a pissing contest. 1.4619 0.03283 433 280 106 47
127 How are you both handling the pressures at work? 1.4619 0.02993 433 263 140 30
128 There's something about a man in uniform. 1.4603 0.03141 428 268 123 37
129 Sorry, I thought all you people knew each other. 1.4601 0.03204 426 270 116 40
130 Captain Nemo, meet my fiance, Major Tom 1.4599 0.03429 411 270 93 48
131 So what do you do? 1.4597 0.03311 422 273 104 45
132 I think you might remember Jeff from your life-support group. 1.4574 0.03322 411 265 104 42
133 You did tell me that your love is deeper than the deepest ocean, but he loves me to the moon and back. 1.4570 0.03291 407 260 108 39
134 Bet I can tell you who's drowning sorrows and who's getting high! 1.4568 0.03303 405 259 107 39
135 I wish you both a lot of luck. Long distance relationships are tough. 1.4567 0.03293 416 268 106 42
136 OK down the hatch! 1.4561 0.03274 410 262 109 39
137 Wait...you have waste disposal in yours? 1.4559 0.03376 408 266 98 44
138 Hey,guys...(hic)...so a diver and an astronaut walk into a bar... 1.4557 0.03260 406 258 111 37
139 I think I need some air. How about you fellas? 1.4553 0.03340 369 231 108 30
140 Don't let him pressure you. 1.4538 0.03295 390 247 109 34
141 Why is it always about peeing in our suits? 1.4536 0.03394 399 260 97 42
142 I don't like the atmosphere either 1.4518 0.03387 394 256 98 40
143 At my bachelorette party we only had firemen strippers. 1.4513 0.03392 390 253 98 39
144 Dave, meet Jessica; she also has social anxiety disorder 1.4510 0.03444 388 254 93 41
145 Laundry day at your house too? 1.4507 0.03510 375 246 89 40
146 Hey, we've all had our ups and downs. 1.4503 0.03423 382 248 96 38
147 Glad to see some people here are taking climate change seriously. 1.4496 0.03291 387 246 108 33
148 See honey, I told you there’d be another introvert here. 1.4492 0.03455 374 243 94 37
149 Honey, meet my ex. I do have a type. 1.4489 0.03341 372 236 105 31
150 Can I get either of you guys more oxygen? 1.4485 0.03233 379 237 114 28
151 You're pretty deep, but Ed here's spaced out. 1.4454 0.03572 366 243 83 40
152 I told you we wouldn't be able to hear Carol's bullshit with these things on 1.4450 0.03542 373 248 84 41
153 This is Steve. He's worried about climate change too. 1.4447 0.03301 371 235 107 29
154 I love a man in a suit 1.4447 0.03367 371 238 101 32
155 Looks like you two are already tanked ! 1.4444 0.03508 369 243 88 38
156 Even if you can't drink, hold a drink in your hand you'll blend right in. 1.4441 0.03415 367 237 97 33
157 I'll leave you two to explore. 1.4438 0.03428 365 236 96 33
158 Jacques Cousteau, meet Major Tom. I thought I’d never get you two together! 1.4438 0.03467 356 230 94 32
159 You guys came straight from work, didn't you? 1.4435 0.03396 363 233 99 31
160 So what line of work are you fellas in? 1.4435 0.03419 363 234 97 32
161 I love men in uniform 1.4432 0.03454 361 234 94 33
162 John, this is Ted. He's also going through a mid-life crisis. 1.4420 0.03491 362 237 90 35
163 Who wants to go where no man has gone before? 1.4413 0.03607 358 239 80 39
164 Hey, did you hear the one about the scuba diver, the astronaut and the nymphomaniac? 1.4407 0.03592 354 235 82 37
165 Tell him about the steps Neil! 1.4391 0.03462 353 229 93 31
166 I never could resist a man in a suit. 1.4384 0.03583 349 231 83 35
167 I guess you both came straight from work. 1.4380 0.03358 347 220 102 25
168 Omigod...like, you've both seen Neptune. So cool! 1.4370 0.03620 341 226 81 34
169 My first husband was a beekeeper 1.4366 0.03611 339 224 82 33
170 Neil, I’d like you to meet my good friend Jacques! 1.4362 0.03527 337 219 89 29
171 So, what else do you guys do to decompress? 1.4360 0.03525 344 225 88 31
172 I have some uncharted territory for you guys to explore. 1.4360 0.03666 344 231 76 37
173 This is Bob. He is also prepared for climate change. 1.4360 0.03621 328 215 83 30
174 Neil, meet Jacgues. 1.4353 0.03626 340 226 80 34
175 Mr Upper meet Mr Downer! 1.4353 0.03578 340 224 84 32
176 Guys, I said I’d “press your suits,” not “wear pressure suits.” 1.4349 0.03519 338 220 89 29
177 Great party, but no atmosphere. 1.4345 0.03483 336 217 92 27
178 If she touches me again, I’ll take one giant leap off the balcony. 1.4345 0.03608 336 222 82 32
179 I’m pretty sure this isn’t what your parents had in mind when they urged you to ‘wear protection’ tonight. 1.4341 0.03574 334 219 85 30
180 All three of us are tanked. 1.4321 0.04047 287 195 60 32
181 You guys must be under a lot of pressure. 1.4316 0.03585 329 216 84 29
182 And they tell me I've got a drinking problem?! 1.4312 0.03652 327 217 79 31
183 This is probably my one chance to use "juxtaposition" in a conversation. 1.4311 0.03671 334 224 76 34
184 Awesome! I love Beekeepers! 1.4308 0.03590 325 213 84 28
185 Tell him about the time you scared the crap out of that bee keeper. 1.4307 0.03687 332 223 75 34
186 Now THAT’s a drinking game I wanna see! 1.4299 0.03720 328 221 73 34
187 Who said this party has no atmosphere? 1.4295 0.03499 319 205 91 23
188 Thank God I'm not the only one who mistook BYOB for bring your own breathing apparatus! 1.4295 0.03691 319 212 77 30
189 Sweetie, I'd like you to meet my ex. 1.4290 0.03516 324 210 89 25
190 You boys want to get some air? 1.4277 0.03561 318 207 86 25
191 Honey, you didn't tell me your brother was so handsome. 1.4268 0.03704 314 209 76 29
192 Please have a drink. We all know the pressure you’ve been under. 1.4268 0.03676 314 208 78 28
193 You know, there are far more planes in the ocean than there are submarines in space. 1.4268 0.03704 314 209 76 29
194 Can I join you? I need some air. 1.4268 0.03418 314 199 96 19
195 You think you came a long way? I live in Queens. 1.4259 0.03705 317 212 75 30
196 If we don't move, she'll eventually leave. 1.4249 0.03683 313 208 77 28
197 If you ask me this whole party's on life support. 1.4244 0.03672 311 206 78 27
198 So just how deep is the ocean, and how high the sky? 1.4230 0.03751 305 204 73 28
199 No intelligent life in sight, am I right? 1.4228 0.03537 298 191 88 19
200 Buzz? Jacques. Jacques? Buzz. 1.4209 0.03822 297 200 69 28
201 Meet my new boyfriend. He gives me something you never could -- space. 1.4200 0.03644 300 197 80 23
202 It looks like you two really are going your separate ways. 1.4198 0.03797 293 196 71 26
203 Oh, good. I wanted you to meet each other. 1.4196 0.03895 286 193 66 27
204 Oh yeah, I am in a long-distance relationship too. 1.4195 0.03629 298 195 81 22
205 See, dear, you’re not the only introvert here tonight. 1.4195 0.03721 298 198 75 25
206 Okay, a diver and an astronaut walk into a cocktail party. Stop me if you've lived this one... 1.4191 0.03618 303 199 81 23
207 Why do I always fall for the inaccessible guys? 1.4189 0.03550 296 191 86 19
208 you do understand the expression "the oxygen was taken out of the room" is just a figure of speech? 1.4189 0.03769 296 198 72 26
209 You can take the suit off now. The really irritating ones have gone home. 1.4181 0.03681 299 198 77 24
210 C’mon out, the air is fine ! 1.4178 0.03615 292 190 82 20
211 Mishter Cousteau, meet mishter Armshtrong. 1.4172 0.03885 290 197 65 28
212 Are you two sisters? 1.4172 0.03760 290 193 73 24
213 We met on Spacebook. 1.4172 0.03854 290 196 67 27
214 Hon, I'd like you to meet our designated diver. 1.4152 0.03924 289 198 62 29
215 It’s a party pack: one tank for oxygen, the other for Pinot Grigio. 1.4152 0.03800 289 194 70 25
216 I drink to ease the pressure too. 1.4152 0.03831 289 195 68 26
217 It’s funny that brothers handle pressure so differently. 1.4152 0.03862 289 196 66 27
218 A toast to the most adventurous couple I know. 1.4152 0.03638 289 189 80 20
219 I'm surprised to see you two talking. I know one of you likes to go deep and the other one needs space. 1.4142 0.04009 268 182 61 25
220 Mars and Atlantis sound wonderful, but frankly Queens is enough adventure for me. 1.4140 0.03638 285 186 80 19
221 I see you two are still dressing for the job you want. 1.4140 0.03994 285 197 58 30
222 Hey, where's the ice dispenser on this thing? 1.4138 0.03629 290 190 80 20
223 ...Yeah, and I'm Sally Ride... 1.4138 0.03821 290 196 68 26
224 Where's the tap on this thing? 1.4134 0.03757 283 188 73 22
225 If you could have any job in the world, what would it be? 1.4134 0.03723 283 187 75 21
226 Let me guess, you're the designated diver. 1.4128 0.03672 281 184 78 19
227 Hey Houston, I have a problem. 1.4122 0.03861 279 188 67 24
228 Hey, have you guys heard the one about the diver, the astronaut, and the drunken hostess? 1.4122 0.03927 279 190 63 26
229 You two are suited for each other! 1.4116 0.03980 277 190 60 27
230 Why am I always drawn to you self-contained types? 1.4116 0.03743 277 183 74 20
231 You two are such good listeners. 1.4116 0.03812 277 185 70 22
232 My mother always says, "Gretta, if you're going to bring a man home to meet me, make sure he's wearing a suit!" 1.4107 0.03883 280 190 65 25
233 So what do you guys do? 1.4094 0.03922 276 188 63 25
234 It isn't often we have two guests who can take the oxygen out of any room. 1.4094 0.03988 276 190 59 27
235 Boy, you two really suck the oxygen out of a room. 1.4094 0.03785 276 184 71 21
236 Avoid the bean dip. 1.4094 0.03955 276 189 61 26
237 I see you still have attachment issues" 1.4089 0.03924 269 182 64 23
238 What brings you boys to terra firma? 1.4081 0.03927 272 185 63 24
239 Brian here also has to pee in his suit at work 1.4074 0.03982 270 185 60 25
240 I see SOME people at this party aren’t worried about the line to the bathroom! 1.4074 0.04051 270 187 56 27
241 No thanks. I’m looking for a guy with his feet on the ground. 1.4074 0.03769 270 179 72 19
242 Where does that tube go? 1.4074 0.04051 270 187 56 27
243 I have an itch. 1.4067 0.03861 268 180 67 21
244 Are you guys the ones who were holding up the bathroom line? 1.4067 0.03968 268 183 61 24
245 When I said “Come as you are,” I wish I’d considered where you both work. 1.4066 0.03881 273 185 65 23
246 Joe and Ted came to the party prepared for the inevitable - Doris sucking all the oxygen out of the room. 1.4060 0.04024 266 183 58 25
247 The gravity of this situation hasn't quite sunk in. 1.4052 0.03850 269 181 67 21
248 To this day, they still can’t believe “drunk teacher” won the costume contest. 1.4052 0.04060 269 187 55 27
249 It’s one small step to my apartment! 1.4045 0.03869 267 180 66 21
250 I bet you assumed the diver and the astronaut were men, didn't you? Sexist. 1.4039 0.04184 255 178 51 26
251 So, how did you guys meet? 1.4032 0.03911 248 165 66 17
252 Stop it with the self-contained versus supplied breathing debate. It's a party! 1.4030 0.03796 263 175 70 18
253 Cheryl said one of you can do a pretty convincing moonwalk. 1.4030 0.03909 263 178 64 21
254 Real pressure is being thirty, single, and having a mother. 1.4030 0.03982 263 180 60 23
255 'I've been under so much pressure lately.' 1.4030 0.03871 263 177 66 20
256 So,what do you guys do for excitement? 1.4030 0.03718 263 173 74 16
257 Don't you hate it when someone sucks all the oxygen out of the room? 1.4030 0.04055 263 182 56 25
258 Can I refill your tanks? 1.4030 0.03909 263 178 64 21
259 Kinda puts a whole new spin on ‘Down the hatch!’ 1.4023 0.03944 256 173 63 20
260 I'll take the one with the long hose! 1.4023 0.04003 261 179 59 23
261 You know what... I can’t find my mouth either 1.4023 0.04112 261 182 53 26
262 So, Jacques Cousteau and Neil Armstrong walk into a bar ... 1.4023 0.03929 261 177 63 21
263 Getting you two together has been no easy task, believe me! 1.4023 0.04003 261 179 59 23
264 I’ve searched high and low for you guys! 1.4018 0.04288 224 153 52 19
265 Hey, Aldrin: you're not the only one with a buzz around here! 1.4015 0.03987 259 177 60 22
266 We asked for designated drivers not designated divers. 1.4015 0.03873 259 174 66 19
267 Oh wow! Both of my exes are here! 1.4015 0.04135 259 181 52 26
268 So where do you fellas work? 1.4008 0.04157 257 180 51 26
269 I picked her up somewhere around Venus and I haven’t been able to shake her. 1.4008 0.04009 257 176 59 22
270 Lemme guess. One of you likes to go down. 1.4008 0.03917 262 178 63 21
271 I feel so self-conscious at these singles events. I don't know how you two can stand the pressure. 1.4008 0.03954 262 179 61 22
272 Bob, this is Bill. Try not to talk about work. 1.4000 0.03874 255 171 66 18
273 So where'd you two meet? 1.4000 0.03874 255 171 66 18
274 Would you two like to get some air? 1.4000 0.04106 255 177 54 24
275 Let me know when you want to boldly go where no man has gone before. 1.4000 0.04049 260 180 56 24
276 I take it you don’t need me to show you the restroom. 1.4000 0.04106 255 177 54 24
277 There you are! I’ve been looking high and low for you guys! 1.4000 0.04030 255 175 58 22
278 Oh, the best of both worlds. 1.4000 0.03752 255 168 72 15
279 I can’t believe neither of you have been to Milwaukee! 1.3992 0.04144 258 181 51 26
280 So,where did you two meet? 1.3992 0.03974 253 172 61 20
281 Why don't you two just chat and decompress for a few minutes. 1.3992 0.03875 243 161 67 15
282 How come nobody’s asking about MY trip to New Jersey? 1.3984 0.04074 251 173 56 22
283 Here's to one unsteady step for mankind. 1.3984 0.03955 251 170 62 19
284 My mission is to find another drink. 1.3984 0.03915 251 169 64 18
285 I am potty training my son,so when I saw the two of you I knew I had to ask. 1.3984 0.03995 251 171 60 20
286 You two really know how to suck the air out of a room. 1.3984 0.04152 251 175 52 24
287 You idiots. I said that you needed an “attitude” adjustment. 1.3983 0.04276 241 169 48 24
288 Hi, my name is Dora. I used to be an explorer as well. 1.3976 0.03976 249 169 61 19
289 It looks like you two came prepared for the lack of atmosphere at this party. 1.3976 0.04057 249 171 57 21
290 Out of your depth? Or just high? 1.3976 0.04097 249 172 55 22
291 Are you guys enjoying the atmosphere? 1.3976 0.03935 249 168 63 18
292 I teach middle school English, so I can relate to the pressure. 1.3976 0.03810 249 165 69 15
293 Dammit, I told the bartender to put straws in our drinks! 1.3976 0.04136 249 173 53 23
294 So guys, tell me about the pressure at work. 1.3968 0.03915 247 166 64 17
295 May I get either of you something to breathe? 1.3968 0.04120 247 171 54 22
296 Well, well, well. I finally meet the ex. 1.3968 0.04159 247 172 52 23
297 Say, that's quite a package you got there, spaceman. 1.3968 0.04238 247 174 48 25
298 I don't have the heart to tell her she just siphon off my urine. 1.3958 0.04524 240 175 35 30
299 It's nice to know I'm not the only one who's out of her element. 1.3943 0.03965 246 167 61 18
300 George, tell Irving your claustrophobia joke. 1.3943 0.04048 246 169 57 20
301 The best parties are those that bring people from different atmospheres together. 1.3943 0.03880 246 165 65 16
302 Are you enjoying the atmosphere 1.3943 0.03880 246 165 65 16
303 So you two met at the oxygen bar? 1.3942 0.04231 241 169 49 23
304 Wow, you guys really take flu season seriously. 1.3934 0.04111 244 169 54 21
305 We'll, the invite did say "business casual." 1.3934 0.03901 244 164 64 16
306 Women love men in suits. 1.3927 0.04035 247 170 57 20
307 Sound's like you two are under a bit of pressure at work. 1.3927 0.04155 247 173 51 23
308 I drink because of the pressure; how about you guys? 1.3927 0.03825 247 165 67 15
309 Dave, what we had was deep; but Alan has me walking on air! 1.3927 0.04200 219 149 54 16
310 Like I said; the uniform is a chick magnet. 1.3926 0.04176 242 169 51 22
311 The introverts always find each other, don't they? 1.3926 0.03878 242 162 65 15
312 Either one of you wanna go to a place no man has gone...lately? 1.3917 0.04031 240 164 58 18
313 Your favorite musical group? Wait, let me guess ... Air Supply! 1.3917 0.03943 240 162 62 16
314 I see you met, Bob. I'm so glad to see you both are taking our climate change preparedness meeting so seriously. 1.3917 0.03987 240 163 60 17
315 Wow, I guess you guys meant it when you said you were coming straight from work. 1.3917 0.03943 240 162 62 16
316 You can relax girls, the boss is not joining tonight 1.3909 0.04121 243 169 53 21
317 Let me guess, you're both afraid of women. 1.3909 0.04079 243 168 55 20
318 He's from down under. 1.3909 0.03865 243 163 65 15
319 Hey, I'm tanked too 1.3908 0.04097 238 164 55 19
320 Have you tried telling her you need your space? 1.3908 0.04009 238 162 59 17
321 I just love a man in uniform. 1.3906 0.04068 233 159 57 17
322 So, how do you two know each other? 1.3904 0.04035 228 154 59 15
323 Oh, I thought this was a dive bar! 1.3891 0.04083 239 165 55 19
324 You two wanna get some air? 1.3889 0.03963 234 158 61 15
325 You shouldn't drink and dive, you know. 1.3889 0.04231 234 164 49 21
326 Aha, I've been searching high and low for you guys. 1.3889 0.04054 234 160 57 17
327 I know, I mean Purell will only take you so far. 1.3889 0.04188 234 163 51 20
328 Yes, I suppose "business casual" could mean something a little different in every workplace. 1.3889 0.04188 234 163 51 20
329 I suppose when he goes low, you go high? 1.3882 0.03973 237 161 60 16
330 I guess we all cope with pressure at work a little differently. 1.3882 0.03973 237 161 60 16
331 You must be the Designated Diver !! 1.3879 0.04212 232 162 50 20
332 BYO doesn’t mean oxygen. 1.3879 0.04077 232 159 56 17
333 You seem a bit out of your element this evening. 1.3879 0.04077 232 159 56 17
334 So, what on Earth do you do for a living? 1.3870 0.04147 230 159 53 18
335 Finally. Someone who won't suck all the air out of this party. 1.3870 0.04237 230 161 49 20
336 Were you expecting a different atmosphere? 1.3863 0.04017 233 159 58 16
337 So you're that confident you'll find water on Mars? 1.3860 0.04308 228 161 46 21
338 So it's true - opposites attract! 1.3860 0.04352 228 162 44 22
339 Jerry, meet Bob -- he's also a part-time Amazon delivery guy. 1.3860 0.04171 228 158 52 18
340 You two will never pass airport security with those coffee cups. 1.3860 0.04124 228 157 54 17
341 ``Here's to my two favorite lovers. One who made me feel like I was drowning. The other who promised to fly me to the moon and didn't.'' 1.3860 0.03981 228 154 60 14
342 Listen, Mom, Dad...I've thought about it and...I don't blame you for wanting to be as far away from each other as humanly possible. 1.3857 0.04090 223 152 56 15
343 I have a gift. I can tell what people do for a living, just by looking them in the eye. You're a lawyer. Am I right? 1.3853 0.04449 218 155 42 21
344 Have you heard the one about an astronaut and a diver walk into a cocktail party? 1.3853 0.03946 231 156 61 14
345 Cousteau, Armstrong. Armstrong, Cousteau. 1.3850 0.04242 226 158 49 19
346 Can I get you some oxygen? 1.3850 0.04242 226 158 49 19
347 Sheesh! Men will do anything to avoid talking at a party 1.3850 0.04148 226 156 53 17
348 I'm glad you two could find some middle ground to meet on. 1.3850 0.04334 226 160 45 21
349 She assumes we'll hit it off because we're both gay. 1.3850 0.04288 226 159 47 20
350 Didn't realize you kept beer in this thing. Awesome. 1.3850 0.04196 226 157 51 18
351 I just knew that if I got you two in a room together you’d have so much to talk about. 1.3850 0.04052 226 154 57 15
352 She’s STILL not getting the hint that I need some space. 1.3850 0.04288 226 159 47 20
353 What're a couple of suits like you doing in a place like this? 1.3850 0.03954 226 152 61 13
354 What a relief to finally meet people who aren't sucking all the oxygen out of the room. 1.3846 0.04310 221 155 47 19
355 How long until they notice we're not from here? 1.3843 0.03967 229 155 60 14
356 So what's it like being in a very, very long distance relationship? 1.3833 0.04134 227 157 53 17
357 Down the hatch boys. 1.3828 0.05669 128 90 27 11
358 Aren't either of you interested in a down-to-earth woman? 1.3822 0.04435 225 162 40 23
359 And here I am thinking you are a beekeeper! 1.3822 0.04061 225 154 56 15
360 You guys really know how to take the oxygen out of a room. 1.3822 0.04205 225 157 50 18
361 Captain Nemo, meet Major Tom. 1.3812 0.04134 223 154 53 16
362 Either I'm totally wasted or I forgot to wear a costume. 1.3805 0.03898 226 152 62 12
363 Good to see you two meeting each other half way like this. 1.3805 0.04190 226 158 50 18
364 Hey, how's about the three of us go to my place and defy some gravity? 1.3805 0.04237 226 159 48 19
365 Want another Scotch and Tang? 1.3801 0.04256 221 155 48 18
366 Looks like you're tanked too. 1.3801 0.04256 221 155 48 18
367 What on earth are we doing here? 1.3801 0.04058 221 151 56 14
368 Pretty lame party, huh? At least we're all tanked! 1.3801 0.04109 221 152 54 15
369 More Tang? 1.3790 0.04282 219 154 47 18
370 I know men are from Mars but where is you partner from? 1.3790 0.04233 219 153 49 17
371 Hey guys there is more space outside, and we have a pool too. 1.3790 0.04183 219 152 51 16
372 It did say "suits required". 1.3790 0.04082 219 150 55 14
373 Looks like you both have an airtight alibi. 1.3790 0.04133 219 151 53 15
374 I'm allergic to cats, too. 1.3786 0.04365 206 144 46 16
375 Androgynous! How clever. 1.3784 0.04094 222 153 54 15
376 He's just more upwardly mobile. 1.3779 0.04000 217 147 58 12
377 Guys, I’m Mother Earth, we need to debrief 1.3779 0.04157 217 150 52 15
378 He just wears it because he can never think of anything witty to say at cocktail parties. 1.3779 0.04208 217 151 50 16
379 So, what do you both do??? 1.3775 0.04448 204 144 43 17
380 I just know you two will hit it off! Jack here is really deep, and Sally is just out of this world! 1.3773 0.03963 220 149 59 12
381 One of you fellas wanna visit the Sea of Tranquility? 1.3767 0.04336 215 152 45 18
382 'How much do I love you, I'll tell you no lie/How deep is the ocean/How high is the sky?' 1.3761 0.04142 218 151 52 15
383 Where's the spigot on this thing? 1.3761 0.03986 218 148 58 12
384 Dave, this is Joe. He's also into oxygen. 1.3761 0.04341 218 155 44 19
385 Where on earth did you two meet? 1.3761 0.04039 218 149 56 13
386 So what do you guys do for a living, anyway? 1.3761 0.04039 218 149 56 13
387 No, I never would have guessed you were twins. 1.3761 0.04039 218 149 56 13
388 If I didn't know better, I'd say you two are trying to avoid me. 1.3761 0.04091 218 150 54 14
389 Gentlemen, meet Mother Earth! 1.3756 0.04312 213 150 46 17
390 Fun party, have you guys met any interesting people? 1.3756 0.04260 213 149 48 16
391 Let me guess: brothers from another mother. 1.3750 0.04331 208 146 46 16
392 What's a girl got to do to get a couple of stiff suits like you to loosen up a bit? 1.3744 0.04126 211 145 53 13
393 Had any trouble getting here? 1.3744 0.04442 211 151 41 19
394 One small sip for man... 1.3744 0.04287 211 148 47 16
395 Well I'm under a lot of pressure at work too 1.3744 0.04126 211 145 53 13
396 I know I shouldn’t admit it, but you all look alike to me. 1.3744 0.04234 211 147 49 15
397 Finally, a party where I'm not the one with the worst drinking problem. 1.3744 0.03901 211 141 61 9
398 I have to hand it to you guys, you’re really good listeners. 1.3738 0.04139 214 148 52 14
399 You guys make me wish I'd worn my hazmat suit. 1.3732 0.04471 209 150 40 19
400 So what do you two do? 1.3732 0.04095 209 143 54 12
401 Found a way to stay sober, huh? 1.3732 0.04419 209 149 42 18
402 Here's to the search for life. 1.3732 0.04260 209 146 48 15
403 It's like you guys dropped off the face of the earth. 1.3726 0.04110 212 146 53 13
404 Enjoying the atmosphere? 1.3724 0.04335 196 136 47 13
405 Oh yeah? Well my husband can walk on the moon. 1.3720 0.04448 207 148 41 18
406 Let’s raise our glasses to Amazon’s newest “deliver anywhere” services 1.3720 0.04395 207 147 43 17
407 Another round of Tang and bilge water? 1.3720 0.04448 207 148 41 18
408 I'm not surprised you two have never met. You live in different worlds. 1.3720 0.04176 207 143 51 13
409 The explorers club party is actually across the hall; but you’re welcome to stay! 1.3707 0.04369 205 145 44 16
410 You guys are right. This party's atmosphere is awful. 1.3707 0.04369 205 145 44 16
411 Geographically , shouldn’t I be inbetween the both of you? 1.3707 0.04258 205 143 48 14
412 Knock it off you guys. Everybody has pressure on the job 1.3707 0.04144 205 141 52 12
413 How do you deal with all the ups and downs? 1.3707 0.04202 205 142 50 13
414 Oh how nice, I was hoping you two would find each other! 1.3707 0.04258 205 143 48 14
415 We thought we'd NEVER get you together. 1.3707 0.04477 205 147 40 18
416 When he said he needed 'space', I didn't realize he'd take it this far. 1.3702 0.04430 208 149 41 18
417 What was I thinking – of course I'll get you straws. 1.3702 0.04642 181 128 39 14
418 Something tells me you aren’t suited for each other. 1.3701 0.04693 154 105 41 8
419 No, we just hold it in. 1.3695 0.04285 203 142 47 14
420 Funny I always feel the pressure at social gatherings too. 1.3695 0.04285 203 142 47 14
421 I'll leave you two to talk about your respective vast,endless voids. 1.3695 0.04341 203 143 45 15
422 I think you'd like her. She drinks like a fish. 1.3695 0.04341 203 143 45 15
423 Feeling out of your elements? 1.3695 0.04452 203 145 41 17
424 Where's the hose on this keg 1.3695 0.04397 203 144 43 16
425 How does this vending machine work? 1.3695 0.04561 203 147 37 19
426 Our lives are going in different directions. 1.3695 0.04285 203 142 47 14
427 You get used to the toxic atmosphere after awhile. 1.3695 0.04228 203 141 49 13
428 On the plus side, he doesn't have to wait in the toilet queue. 1.3695 0.04111 203 139 53 11
429 Try dating a vegan. Now THAT was an adventure. 1.3692 0.04524 195 139 40 16
430 Yeah, you're right. I've got a drinking problem. And that makes three of us. 1.3689 0.04185 206 143 50 13
431 There's just something I love about a man in a suit. 1.3689 0.04128 206 142 52 12
432 Sure, I think long distance relationships can work. 1.3689 0.04241 206 144 48 14
433 So an astronaut and a scuba diver walk into a party. 1.3689 0.04297 206 145 46 15
434 Somehow a straw just doesn't seem like the solution to me. 1.3689 0.04241 206 144 48 14
435 Sometimes I like to get inside my sleeping bag and pretend I'm a caterpillar in the forest. So do you guys like cats? 1.3687 0.04299 198 138 47 13
436 This is so ironic! Dave is always high, and Tom is really deep. 1.3684 0.04143 209 145 51 13
437 You guys just can’t leave your work at the office, can you? 1.3682 0.04312 201 141 46 14
438 Looks like you're not the only one who came straight from the office. 1.3682 0.04195 201 139 50 12
439 She only likes you because you've got the oxygen tank. 1.3682 0.04254 201 140 48 13
440 You two from round here? 1.3682 0.04370 201 142 44 15
441 You're both under an immense amount of pressure at work, huh? 1.3676 0.03975 204 138 57 9
442 You both seem strongly suited for each other 1.3676 0.04434 204 146 41 17
443 I'm glad you agreed to meet each other halfway. 1.3670 0.04515 188 133 41 14
444 On call, too, huh? 1.3670 0.04387 188 131 45 12
445 Well if it isn't the Naut twins Astro and Aqua! 1.3668 0.04340 199 140 45 14
446 So which of you likes to go down and which has the big rocket? 1.3668 0.04398 199 141 43 15
447 Thanks for coming. The hornet's nest is out back. 1.3668 0.04623 199 145 35 19
448 I’m Alice Kramden. Pete here rescued me from the Moon. 1.3668 0.04398 199 141 43 15
449 Me Too” made you guys a bit overprotective. 1.3668 0.04512 199 143 39 17
450 Which one of you wants to explore my dark void? 1.3650 0.04493 200 144 39 17
451 Who wants to step outside for some fresh air? 1.3650 0.04322 200 141 45 14
452 What’dya say we go someplace with a little less atmosphere? 1.3641 0.04275 195 136 47 12
453 No, the Halloween party is next door. 1.3641 0.04086 195 133 53 9
454 And I thought my Spanks were a problem after three beers. 1.3641 0.04457 195 139 41 15
455 Here's the dilemma. If drink like a fish and am as high as the moon, who gets to take me home? 1.3641 0.04213 195 135 49 11
456 Houston, we have an inebriated female at 8 o'clock. 1.3641 0.04574 195 141 37 17
457 Leave it to NASA to revolutionize boxed wine. 1.3641 0.04337 195 137 45 13
458 You guys ever feel like you can't breathe at these things? 1.3641 0.04397 195 138 43 14
459 'What a co-incidence! You're both right-handed!' 1.3641 0.04337 195 137 45 13
460 You two seem out of your element. 1.3636 0.04350 198 140 44 14
461 It must be nice to have a beer and not have to worry about finding a bathroom. 1.3627 0.04487 193 138 40 15
462 Ok, so you guys walked into this bar; what's the punchline? 1.3627 0.04487 193 138 40 15
463 Best "Come as You are" party I've ever been to!! 1.3627 0.04365 193 136 44 13
464 You guys aren't the only ones who are getting tanked 1.3627 0.04365 193 136 44 13
465 Well aren’t you two a breath of fresh air! 1.3627 0.04664 193 141 34 18
466 What can I say, I like heavy breathers. 1.3627 0.04240 193 134 48 11
467 How'd you guys meet? 1.3627 0.04547 193 139 38 16
468 Ooh, dehydrated wine, my favorite! 1.3627 0.04487 193 138 40 15
469 Sorry. I couldn't find you straws or catheters. 1.3627 0.04303 193 135 46 12
470 I don't have good cell coverage either. 1.3627 0.04547 193 139 38 16
471 Boxers,Briefs—Depends? 1.3627 0.04547 193 139 38 16
472 It sure feels good to decompress after a long work week. 1.3627 0.04176 193 133 50 10
473 Got him on Amazon Prime. 1.3627 0.04547 193 139 38 16
474 I love that you are taking climate change so seriously. 1.3627 0.04427 193 137 42 14
475 How did you know this party would lack atmosphere? 1.3626 0.04270 182 125 48 9
476 A party isn't the time to get deep man, give her some space. 1.3626 0.04612 182 130 38 14
477 You're both nice, but you're too deep and you're too spacey 1.3622 0.04258 196 137 47 12
478 I dunno, what did the space man say to the deep sea diver? 1.3613 0.04456 191 136 41 14
479 Can I freshen your oxygen? 1.3613 0.04069 191 130 53 8
480 I have to say, you two seem especially well-suited for each other. 1.3613 0.04331 191 134 45 12
481 You just come from work, too? 1.3613 0.04394 191 135 43 13
482 BYOO won't be a thing for, like, 11 more years. 1.3613 0.04331 191 134 45 12
483 Want to go back to my place, I have a waterbed and a moon lamp. 1.3613 0.04578 191 138 37 16
484 Hey, guys, let’s leave work at the doorway. We’re all here to chill and decompress! 1.3613 0.04267 191 133 47 11
485 ‘’ Restaurant critics,right ?’’ 1.3613 0.04394 191 135 43 13
486 I see you're still the class nerds. 1.3613 0.04202 191 132 49 10
487 You guys are real goofballs. Can't drink, can't pee, and it's not a costume party. 1.3613 0.04394 191 135 43 13
488 Too much pressure? Or not enough? 1.3613 0.04456 191 136 41 14
489 So, you're all dressed up with nowhere to go. 1.3608 0.04468 194 139 40 15
490 Tell me about it; gravity is so needy. 1.3608 0.04285 194 136 46 12
491 Do I sense chemistry, or is that just heavy breathing I hear? 1.3608 0.04527 194 140 38 16
492 Take one small sip for me. 1.3608 0.04468 194 139 40 15
493 My girlfriends say I waste time chasing men who are unavailable. 1.3608 0.04222 194 135 48 11
494 Hey, It looks like we all have a drinking problem. 1.3608 0.04527 194 140 38 16
495 Anti-vaxxers? 1.3608 0.04408 194 138 42 14
496 Aren't you guys taking protected sex a little too far? 1.3608 0.04222 194 135 48 11
497 Is there a Mrs. Helmet Head? 1.3604 0.04360 197 140 43 14
498 Guys the invitation said attitude not altitude adjustment party. 1.3602 0.04474 186 132 41 13
499 So what's scarier to encounter: sharks? Or aliens? 1.3602 0.04474 186 132 41 13
500 I can't stand smokers either. 1.3598 0.04424 189 134 42 13
501 I have a deep trench and a space to fill - who's the lucky guy? 1.3598 0.04671 189 138 34 17
502 You two are as tanked as I am! 1.3594 0.04313 192 135 45 12
503 Here’s to surf and turf” 1.3594 0.04437 192 137 41 14
504 Now, which one of you two wanna give me a ride home? 1.3594 0.04313 192 135 45 12
505 Well Peter, I’d like to introduce you to my ex. 1.3594 0.04437 192 137 41 14
506 You should show him how to do the moon walk. 1.3583 0.04256 187 130 47 10
507 One if by air, two if by sea. 1.3583 0.04581 187 135 37 15
508 I think we might be overdressed. 1.3583 0.04389 187 132 43 12
509 I’m tanked, too 1.3583 0.04581 187 135 37 15
510 I see you have your samples ready gentlemen. I'll be right back with your analysis. 1.3583 0.04454 187 133 41 13
511 Both you guys look tanked! 1.3583 0.04323 187 131 45 11
512 I see which one of you likes to be on top! 1.3583 0.04118 187 128 51 8
513 This party lacks... atmosphere. 1.3579 0.04467 190 136 40 14
514 It's a couple costume- he's an astronaut and I'm drunk. 1.3579 0.04710 190 140 32 18
515 Let's get out of here, this party has no atmosphere. 1.3579 0.04590 190 138 36 16
516 What do you guys think of the atmosphere? 1.3579 0.04404 190 135 42 13
517 I can't tell if this party is out of this world or completely underwater 1.3571 0.04400 182 128 43 11
518 Here's to life's ups and downs! 1.3568 0.04351 185 130 44 11
519 When you go low, we go high! I can drink to that. 1.3568 0.04549 185 133 38 14
520 That's deep, bro. But it's not exactly rocket science. 1.3568 0.04351 185 130 44 11
521 Oh, great, I see you already found one another. 1.3568 0.04214 185 128 48 9
522 Have you figured out how to take a sip yet? 1.3568 0.04351 185 130 44 11
523 Everyone always wants to be somewhere else. 1.3568 0.04283 185 129 46 10
524 He’s unaffected by gravity so I have to hold him down. 1.3568 0.04418 185 131 42 12
525 Did the atmosphere just change in here or what? 1.3568 0.04214 185 128 48 9
526 You guys should get out more. 1.3568 0.04283 185 129 46 10
527 I've been under a lot of pressure lately. 1.3568 0.04418 185 131 42 12
528 If you don't mind, we're in the middle of a deep conversation. 1.3568 0.04144 185 127 50 8
529 Don't mind me, I just need some air. 1.3568 0.04283 185 129 46 10
530 Can I get either of you a straw? 1.3568 0.04283 185 129 46 10
531 Hey Jacques, Buzz here thinks you're cute. 1.3568 0.04351 185 130 44 11
532 Sorry about that. While you were out we stopped using straws. 1.3568 0.04484 185 132 40 13
533 Me, I'm in to self exploration. 1.3568 0.04484 185 132 40 13
534 You may be out of this world, but he's out of your league. 1.3568 0.04614 185 134 36 15
535 Don' t you just love these come as you are parties? 1.3559 0.04692 177 128 35 14
536 Well, true, my invitation did say, 'Don't bother to change -- just wear what you have on.' 1.3552 0.04241 183 127 47 9
537 No, no, tell him the one about how we met! 1.3552 0.04449 183 130 41 12
538 You two wouldn't believe the pressure of MY job 1.3552 0.04311 183 128 45 10
539 I moved on, Vern. So should you. 1.3552 0.04516 183 131 39 13
540 Another small sip for man, another giant hangover for all mankind.. 1.3552 0.04647 183 133 35 15
541 I wonder how you people handle the pressure at work. 1.3552 0.04582 183 132 37 14
542 When he goes low, you go high. 1.3552 0.04241 183 127 47 9
543 Pressure suits you both! 1.3552 0.04516 183 131 39 13
544 George was just telling me about the Sea of Tranquility. Have you been? 1.3552 0.04241 183 127 47 9
545 OK, Just remember, when he goes low you go high. 1.3552 0.04647 183 133 35 15
546 Now you two get to know each other a bit and I will be right back with the straws. 1.3548 0.04464 186 133 40 13
547 I bet you guys get asked this a lot... you ever fart in those things? 1.3548 0.04265 186 130 46 10
548 Cheers to you two; you've weathered more ups and downs in 25 years than the rest of our high school class combined. 1.3548 0.04464 186 133 40 13
549 I've been wanting to get you two together for forever. 1.3547 0.04493 172 121 41 10
550 Bob has been much happier since transferring to a more low-pressure work environment. 1.3539 0.04389 178 125 43 10
551 I don't know about you two, but I've always found parties suffocating. 1.3539 0.04242 178 123 47 8
552 Want it watered down or on the rockets? 1.3536 0.04410 181 128 42 11
553 Can I get you a flag, or something? 1.3536 0.04196 181 125 48 8
554 So, you didn't call each other to see what you were going to wear? 1.3536 0.04479 181 129 40 12
555 Buzz, I'd like you to meet Jacques, You two must have so much in common. 1.3536 0.04547 181 130 38 13
556 Here's to new frontiers in living with climate change. 1.3536 0.04680 181 132 34 15
557 Is this the type of atmosphere you were looking for? 1.3536 0.04680 181 132 34 15
558 I'm higher than you'll ever be. 1.3536 0.04614 181 131 36 14
559 Drink up – we're taking bets on who has to take off their suit first. 1.3536 0.04196 181 125 48 8
560 Good luck with those drinks, fellas. 1.3536 0.04410 181 128 42 11
561 Remember, Bob - when they go low, we go high. 1.3536 0.04936 181 136 26 19
562 So are the cups for show, or... ? 1.3533 0.04292 184 129 45 10
563 Excuse me. Where’s the tap on this thing, I need a refill. 1.3533 0.04361 184 130 43 11
564 Hey, Aqualung. Meet Major Tom 1.3533 0.04561 184 133 37 14
565 After our divorce, I decided to marry someone completely different from you 1.3529 0.04676 170 122 36 12
566 I work as a profiler, what do you guys do? 1.3529 0.04750 170 123 34 13
567 I've been wanting you hook you two up for years... but no pressure. 1.3526 0.04691 173 125 35 13
568 Is it just me, or do you feel a little outta your element too? 1.3523 0.04492 176 125 40 11
569 I'm sure you two can find a topic to explore. 1.3520 0.04511 179 128 39 12
570 I'm really sorry but, when I set you two up, I really did think you were suited for each other. 1.3520 0.04369 179 126 43 10
571 I know it's extreme, but it's the only way to control his drinking at a party. How about you? 1.3520 0.04369 179 126 43 10
572 You're not from around here, are you? 1.3520 0.04580 179 129 37 13
573 Pardon me, did one of you ask for a glass of Tang? 1.3520 0.04648 179 130 35 14
574 So which one of you wanna go somewhere else no man has been before? 1.3520 0.04580 179 129 37 13
575 No, I don't like the atmosphere here either. 1.3520 0.04369 179 126 43 10
576 Can't you both just agree on penultimate frontier? 1.3520 0.04441 179 127 41 11
577 We have our ups and downs. 1.3520 0.04511 179 128 39 12
578 That’s so ironic, I’m wearing Helmut Lang. 1.3520 0.04441 179 127 41 11
579 Which one of you guys faked the moon landing? 1.3520 0.04715 179 131 33 15
580 Hi boys. Enjoying the atmosphere? 1.3520 0.04441 179 127 41 11
581 You know, my husband doesn’t like to explore anything. 1.3520 0.04648 179 130 35 14
582 Oh, goodie, bookends! 1.3516 0.04459 182 130 40 12
583 You know, back in college I explored a lot myself. 1.3516 0.04459 182 130 40 12
584 Deep Sea, meet Deep Space. 1.3516 0.04390 182 129 42 11
585 Another Tang?” 1.3516 0.04390 182 129 42 11
586 Hi! I really like meeting guys with different points of view. 1.3516 0.04526 182 131 38 13
587 Here's to Life's highs and lows! 1.3503 0.04682 177 129 34 14
588 Lemme guess...dressing for the job you want? 1.3503 0.04613 177 128 36 13
589 Glad to see someone finally figured out how to beat the long lines for the women's restroom. 1.3503 0.04471 177 126 40 11
590 You are on...$100 to whoever has to pee first. 1.3500 0.04626 180 131 35 14
591 You guys have hardly touched your drinks! Do you need straws? 1.3500 0.04558 180 130 37 13
592 The bathroom's down the halll...not that you care. 1.3500 0.04420 180 128 41 11
593 No more shop talk, you two! You're under enough pressure as it is. 1.3500 0.04349 180 127 43 10
594 Hey, you must be the exchange students! 1.3500 0.04558 180 130 37 13
595 Now, boys – I want no arguing about which is the final frontier. 1.3500 0.04277 180 126 45 9
596 You're right, this party really could go either way. 1.3486 0.04278 175 122 45 8
597 I'm just glad we've all found a way to cope with pressure at work. 1.3486 0.04278 175 122 45 8
598 And they said uppers and downers don't mix... 1.3486 0.04786 175 129 31 15
599 Jules Verne,may I introduce Major Tom from Ground Control. 1.3486 0.04429 175 124 41 10
600 Nothin' but suits at this party. 1.3486 0.04278 175 122 45 8
601 NASA downsized, but Herb landed on his feet working for Amazon's interplanetary delivery service. 1.3486 0.04429 175 124 41 10
602 So when is that Air Force versus Navy game? 1.3486 0.04575 175 126 37 12
603 One small sip for man, one giant sip for Mandy. 1.3486 0.04278 175 122 45 8
604 Unlike you, flyboy, I started out swabbing decks and worked my way to the bottom. 1.3483 0.04379 178 126 42 10
605 Did you come from work? 1.3483 0.04379 178 126 42 10
606 We actually met last weekend at the oxygen bar. 1.3483 0.04231 178 124 46 8
607 Can I freshen your Tang, Neil? 1.3471 0.04739 170 124 33 13
608 These suits don't protect us from peer pressure 1.3471 0.04436 170 120 41 9
609 I'm drunk, bi, and don't care who's in there. 1.3468 0.04608 173 125 36 12
610 I'm so glad you two found each other 1.3468 0.04307 173 121 44 8
611 Let me guess...intimacy issues? 1.3468 0.04608 173 125 36 12
612 So a diver, an astronaut and a handmaiden come to what they thought was a costume party . . . ! 1.3468 0.04460 173 123 40 10
613 Which one of you wants to promise me the moon? 1.3468 0.04384 173 122 42 9
614 If you're looking for intellegent life forms you won't find them here 1.3468 0.04460 173 123 40 10
615 I think we're a bit out of our depth here. 1.3466 0.04408 176 125 41 10
616 Dan's great up there - the things he can do when he's not under pressure. 1.3466 0.04408 176 125 41 10
617 It was an easy decision, Jacques. I can't stay with a man who always drags me down. 1.3466 0.04624 176 128 35 13
618 See honey, you're not the only one who brought their own oxygen! 1.3464 0.04286 179 126 44 9
619 The search is over, boys, your dream woman has arrived. 1.3457 0.04577 162 115 38 9
620 So a diver, an astronaut and a drunk walk into a bar..._Stop me if you've heard this one. 1.3452 0.04467 168 119 40 9
621 Hold my beer. I'm about to do the moonwalk. 1.3450 0.04716 171 125 33 13
622 Climate change this . Climate change that . Is that all you two talk about? 1.3450 0.04788 171 126 31 14
623 No, I don't know her either. But here on earth they all look the same. 1.3450 0.04567 171 123 37 11
624 My ex complained that I sucked all the oxygen out of a room. 1.3450 0.04491 171 122 39 10
625 Why don't you two intimidate each other while I get another drink? 1.3450 0.04414 171 121 41 9
626 I'm just waiting to see how you're going to drink those. 1.3450 0.04414 171 121 41 9
627 I love how your jet-pack doubles as a Tang dispenser. 1.3450 0.04491 171 122 39 10
628 I always loved men in uniforms. 1.3450 0.04788 171 126 31 14
629 Men in uniform, I have always had such a thing for men in uniform. 1.3450 0.04414 171 121 41 9
630 Either of you want to step outside and get some fresh air? 1.3448 0.04513 174 125 38 11
631 Is that oxygen in your tank? Or are you just happy to see me? 1.3448 0.04208 174 121 46 7
632 Look guys, thanks for being here, I know you came far. 1.3448 0.04363 174 123 42 9
633 Meet my ex 1.3448 0.04658 174 127 34 13
634 He wants kids, but I say "Don't hold your--well, YOU know." 1.3436 0.04384 163 114 42 7
635 Hang around the Hazmat Guy will be here soon." 1.3434 0.04658 166 120 35 11
636 So have you ever farted in your suit? 1.3432 0.04825 169 125 30 14
637 Did you spike the Tang? 1.3432 0.04523 169 121 38 10
638 I'll bet you two see things very differently. 1.3432 0.04601 169 122 36 11
639 Do you want to get some air? 1.3432 0.04283 169 118 44 7
640 Well, is it global warming or climate change? 1.3432 0.04751 169 124 32 13
641 Freshen that Tang for you? 1.3430 0.04545 172 124 37 11
642 Next time you're on the moon, say hi to Alice Kramden for me 1.3430 0.04545 172 124 37 11
643 What are the chances that you two would meet on terra firma? 1.3430 0.04470 172 123 39 10
644 Ground Control to Major Tom Collins, can ya give me a refill? 1.3430 0.04393 172 122 41 9
645 ‘Can I get you guys a straw?’ 1.3430 0.04470 172 123 39 10
646 Tell me again what your line of work is? 1.3430 0.04692 172 126 33 13
647 How are the cosmos? 1.3430 0.04545 172 124 37 11
648 Drinking was so much easier before straws were banned. 1.3430 0.04764 172 127 31 14
649 Let’s go outside, I need some air. 1.3430 0.04235 172 120 45 7
650 Such inventive solutions to social anxiety! 1.3429 0.04775 175 130 30 15
651 Back in my day, step nine was a lot less complicated. 1.3418 0.04732 158 114 34 10
652 Finally, a couple of guys who really know how to listen... 1.3415 0.04693 164 119 34 11
653 Let's ditch this dive and go to your pad. 1.3413 0.04862 167 124 29 14
654 It's all part of Amazon's extended delivery service. 1.3413 0.04476 167 119 39 9
655 Planning a trip? 1.3413 0.04476 167 119 39 9
656 As long as you've missed the flight, have a drink. 1.3413 0.04712 167 122 33 12
657 Have either of you considered you might have a drinking problem? 1.3413 0.04712 167 122 33 12
658 Here's my life-support system, boys! 1.3413 0.04556 167 120 37 10
659 Why, it's the Mckenzie twins. I haven't seen you two high school. What have you been doing with yourselves? 1.3413 0.04395 167 118 41 8
660 Hey, I remember you guys from band, what are you up to now? 1.3413 0.04556 167 120 37 10
661 Here’s to faking the moon landing and an orgasm. 1.3413 0.04788 167 123 31 13
662 You must be the guys from corporate. 1.3413 0.04635 167 121 35 11
663 I'll bet you boys have had some ups and downs. 1.3413 0.04635 167 121 35 11
664 Dave here does the same thing you do, just in the opposite direction. 1.3412 0.04423 170 121 40 9
665 Well, what a coincidence...Bill, here, also identifies as something else. 1.3412 0.04501 170 122 38 10
666 I miss the old water cooler. 1.3412 0.04501 170 122 38 10
667 Can I have some space? 1.3412 0.04501 170 122 38 10
668 Does it matter who filed the patent first? Just have a drink and circulate, Bob. 1.3412 0.04501 170 122 38 10
669 I don't like spacey - I like guys who are deep. 1.3412 0.04578 170 123 36 11
670 So I’ve got this joke, but it could go one of two ways.. 1.3412 0.04578 170 123 36 11
671 I can never resist a man in uniform. 1.3412 0.04578 170 123 36 11
672 Whoops, wrong guy. 1.3412 0.04578 170 123 36 11
673 Then she accused me of "Sucking all the air out of the room" can you believe that? 1.3410 0.04448 173 124 39 10
674 I can see that you both came here for the atmosphere. 1.3409 0.04789 132 92 35 5
675 How'd you like to boldly go where no man has gone before? 1.3395 0.04888 162 120 29 13
676 Which one of you is the designated diver? 1.3394 0.04508 165 118 38 9
677 Take it easy boys, I don't see any zippers 1.3394 0.04508 165 118 38 9
678 Bathroom? Good luck with that! 1.3394 0.04748 165 121 32 12
679 You're both wrong. I'll tell you the REAL final frontier ... 1.3394 0.04825 165 122 30 13
680 Hey Dora, why don’t you explore sobriety? 1.3393 0.04688 168 123 33 12
681 I bet you guys like the group 'Air Supply'. 1.3393 0.04838 168 125 29 14
682 Love the tang dispenser. 1.3393 0.04911 168 126 27 15
683 It's nice to see you two have something in common. 1.3393 0.04373 168 119 41 8
684 The pressures of the modern office just kills me, what about you guys? 1.3393 0.04611 168 122 35 11
685 Well, I think this bitchin' margarita is the final frontier. 1.3393 0.04454 168 120 39 9
686 See man, she wont get the hint that I need my own space. 1.3393 0.04533 168 121 37 10
687 After our break-up, my therapist said I should aim higher. 1.3377 0.04718 154 111 34 9
688 Why don't you boys come home with me, and I'll really teach you something about exploration 1.3374 0.04623 163 118 35 10
689 I know, worst come-as-you-are party ever. 1.3374 0.04456 163 116 39 8
690 Because water makes up 71% of the Earth’s surface? That’s a good one! 1.3374 0.04784 163 120 31 12
691 Tang...and you? 1.3374 0.04940 163 122 27 14
692 Neil, meet Jacques. Jacques, meet Neil 1.3373 0.04486 166 119 38 9
693 Under, meet over. 1.3373 0.04645 166 121 34 11
694 This party is lacking atmosphere. 1.3373 0.04432 169 121 39 9
695 I propose a toast to you guys and the Witness Protection Program. 1.3355 0.04692 155 112 34 9
696 She wanted some room. I needed space. 1.3354 0.04488 161 115 38 8
697 That's the thing about being self-employed, I can dress how I want. 1.3354 0.04488 161 115 38 8
698 My horoscope just seemed so implausible! 1.3354 0.04658 161 117 34 10
699 You two are a breath of fresh air in this crowd. 1.3354 0.04401 161 114 40 7
700 This looks the beginning of a great joke. 1.3354 0.04349 164 116 41 7
701 Can I get you fellas some straws? 1.3354 0.04349 164 116 41 7
702 Middle earth is so over rated don’t you think? 1.3354 0.04434 164 117 39 8
703 I love Janice's parties, they are the only place one can expect the wild blue yonder to meet the deep blue under! 1.3354 0.04434 164 117 39 8
704 Hi! I'm Mother Earth. 1.3354 0.04759 164 121 31 12
705 When he goes low do you go high? 1.3354 0.04680 164 120 33 11
706 I must be old fashioned ... I'm still a pushover for a guy in a suit. 1.3333 0.04885 150 110 30 10
707 Oh yeah? Well, I’m drunk AND high! 1.3333 0.05239 150 114 22 14
708 "Tell me about the ups and downs of your jobs. 1.3333 0.04290 162 114 42 6
709 Here’s to whatever floats your boat. 1.3333 0.04550 162 117 36 9
710 Feeling out of our element, are we, fellas? 1.3333 0.04796 162 120 30 12
711 Is this the keg? Is it tapped? 1.3313 0.04834 160 119 29 12
712 Here, try this. It's called Tang. 1.3312 0.04815 157 116 30 11
713 I get it! One if by moon. Two if by sea! 1.3312 0.04276 157 110 42 5
714 Which dating site did you use? 1.3312 0.04463 157 112 38 7
715 Who wants to take a voyage on the U.S.S. Edna? 1.3311 0.04831 148 108 31 9
716 I know what you mean guys. It’s the same reason why I don’t wear pantyhose. 1.3311 0.04735 148 107 33 8
717 Did you miss the coat check? 1.3292 0.04112 161 112 45 4
718 My place or your space? 1.3291 0.04789 158 117 30 11
719 You Guys are from out of town, right ? 1.3291 0.04529 158 114 36 8
720 I'm curious to know why they didn't put a fly in your outfits? 1.3290 0.04677 155 113 33 9
721 This place is a dive but the atmosphere is great! 1.3290 0.04587 155 112 35 8
722 This will be my last blind date 1.3290 0.04677 155 113 33 9
723 Oh my gosh, I'm 50 years old and just realized that Tang spelled backwards is gnat! 1.3290 0.04677 155 113 33 9
724 Why don't we all go out for a bit of fresh air. 1.3284 0.04829 134 96 32 6
725 I found quiet, but no peace. You? 1.3281 0.05096 128 93 28 7
726 I spend most of my time at sea level... 1.3269 0.04377 156 111 39 6
727 Guys, let's agree that Earth's most hazardous work environment is Trump's White House. 1.3269 0.04562 156 113 35 8
728 I'm a Prada girl myself. 1.3269 0.04740 156 115 31 10
729 The Onesie party is next door, dear. 1.3269 0.04471 156 112 37 7
730 Hey, David—this is Tony! He collects vinyl records, too, so I thought you both should meet! 1.3268 0.04892 153 114 28 11
731 Mind if I get some air? 1.3268 0.04804 153 113 30 10
732 I hear Amazon is expanding its delivery area. 1.3268 0.04621 153 111 34 8
733 ...and I want to thank you both for risking your lives, exploring things that nobody at this party cares about anymore. 1.3268 0.04979 153 115 26 12
734 Jules, meet Elon. 1.3268 0.04333 153 108 40 5
735 Hello guys, let me guess, you`re from out of town. 1.3268 0.04621 153 111 34 8
736 Soooo, how's that bet going not to breathe any of Trump's air? 1.3268 0.04713 153 112 32 9
737 You know, I’ve always been attracted to a man in a suit. 1.3267 0.04585 150 108 35 7
738 Hey Guys, hold up while I go get my motorcycle helmet. 1.3265 0.04545 147 105 36 6
739 Let's agree you've both reached your limit. 1.3262 0.04982 141 104 28 9
740 As above, so below. 1.3256 0.05181 129 95 26 8
741 She’s like a barnacle. You understand. 1.3248 0.04627 157 115 33 9
742 Forget mankind, this is just one small drink for Sheila. 1.3247 0.04596 154 112 34 8
743 You two talking about your ups and downs again? 1.3247 0.04687 154 113 32 9
744 Glad you guys came to decompress. 1.3245 0.04750 151 111 31 9
745 This is a dumb climate change plan you guys. Just give up like the rest of us. 1.3245 0.04560 151 109 35 7
746 Yeah, I know I have a Buzz. Good thing you're my designated diver. 1.3245 0.04560 151 109 35 7
747 Hey honey, aren't you glad we came to this party with a designated diver? 1.3245 0.05108 151 115 23 13
748 Honey, I’m so glad you met someone else with the same drinking problem! 1.3245 0.04932 151 113 27 11
749 Oh, sweetie. Do you have any ice in your backpack for my drinkie? 1.3245 0.04842 151 112 29 10
750 So how did you two meet? 1.3245 0.04656 151 110 33 8
751 I get it. Don does suck the air out of the room. 1.3245 0.04932 151 113 27 11
752 Come as you are" always brings a few surprises 1.3245 0.04362 151 107 39 5
753 I bet when he goes high you go low. 1.3245 0.04750 151 111 31 9
754 Best Boxed wine ever! Where did it come from? 1.3245 0.04932 151 113 27 11
755 Well it beats being quarantined at home! 1.3245 0.04560 151 109 35 7
756 Self contained is the new black. 1.3245 0.04750 151 111 31 9
757 Can your mother tell you apart? 1.3245 0.04842 151 112 29 10
758 Every man should own a great suit. 1.3245 0.04842 151 112 29 10
759 The view is amazing, but the commute is killing me. 1.3245 0.04560 151 109 35 7
760 Well if you really want to know, he DOES have more depth than you. 1.3243 0.04620 148 107 34 7
761 This is my only suit too... 1.3243 0.04718 148 108 32 8
762 Aren't you two guys out of your element? 1.3243 0.04620 148 107 34 7
763 Man, you guys are totally missing the atmosphere here. 1.3243 0.04519 148 106 36 6
764 I only invite people who aren’t shallow and can add to the atmosphere. 1.3237 0.04920 139 102 29 8
765 I guarantee you, this is the most hostile environment you'll ever encounter." 1.3233 0.04955 133 97 29 7
766 Sorry, we came right from work. 1.3224 0.04535 152 110 35 7
767 Oh, this isn’t an oxygen tank. It’s full of gin. 1.3224 0.04630 152 111 33 8
768 Couple more of these and I'll join you in the black, endless void. 1.3224 0.04815 152 113 29 10
769 I think I can help find a middle ground here. 1.3224 0.04133 152 106 43 3
770 Can't believe you guys fell for the old "it's a costume party" trick! 1.3224 0.04535 152 110 35 7
771 I get it. I need my space, too. 1.3221 0.04787 149 110 30 9
772 Who wants to get high? 1.3221 0.05063 149 113 24 12
773 Well, well. Small world. 1.3221 0.04594 149 108 34 7
774 I know you two are new to the neighborhood, but around here, we say, "Helmet hair, don't care." 1.3221 0.04692 149 109 32 8
775 It's the only way we can smoke weed in public. 1.3221 0.04973 149 112 26 11
776 Yeah, me too. Just holding a drink helps me to blend in with the crowd. 1.3221 0.04392 149 106 38 5
777 Can I get you more air? 1.3221 0.04973 149 112 26 11
778 I must say, you two are well suited. 1.3221 0.04392 149 106 38 5
779 He tells me you work in a different department. 1.3221 0.04594 149 108 34 7
780 Janet has no idea what we’re talking about, does she? 1.3221 0.04594 149 108 34 7
781 You two must be under a lot of pressure at work. 1.3221 0.04692 149 109 32 8
782 hey, can you settle a bet, my friend says she’s seen you guys in national geographic. 1.3221 0.04787 149 110 30 9
783 I'm pleased that you two are meeting halfway. 1.3221 0.04692 149 109 32 8
784 I love these Hollywood parties. Where else do you see Apollo 11 hanging out with 20,000 Leagues Under the Sea? 1.3221 0.04692 149 109 32 8
785 Do you guys ever, you know... switch? 1.3221 0.04881 149 111 28 10
786 You'll see. He said she literally sucks the oxygen out of the room, and 'literally' still means something to Elliott. 1.3221 0.04692 149 109 32 8
787 I'm glad to see you two have finally found common ground. 1.3219 0.04755 146 107 31 8
788 That's what I call business casual. 1.3219 0.04447 146 104 37 5
789 So what brings you guys up...and down here? 1.3203 0.04697 128 91 33 4
790 Yeah? Well, I’m tanked! 1.3200 0.04665 150 110 32 8
791 I was warned there would be suits at the party. 1.3200 0.04568 150 109 34 7
792 I've been to places you guys can't even imagine. 1.3200 0.04469 150 108 36 6
793 One above, one below? Sounds like a plan! 1.3200 0.04760 150 111 30 9
794 Let me know if I need to turn the air on in here. 1.3200 0.04760 150 111 30 9
795 Wha d’ya say to a nice big vodka and Tang? 1.3197 0.05107 147 112 23 12
796 Too bad your hose isn’t long enough. 1.3197 0.04526 147 106 35 6
797 Sure there's an age difference, but I just know you two are going to hit it off. 1.3197 0.04628 147 107 33 7
798 One small drink for mankind and one big tank for me 1.3197 0.04921 147 110 27 10
799 I know you need your own space,but it's important to stay hydrated. 1.3197 0.04628 147 107 33 7
800 I can't believe I'm up here in outer space with you guys. 1.3197 0.05107 147 112 23 12
801 I thought this party had no atmosphere, but now I’m certain of it! 1.3197 0.04825 147 109 29 9
802 I thought you said the party was going to be out of this world. 1.3197 0.04921 147 110 27 10
803 Guy's out of your depth, huh? 1.3197 0.05015 147 111 25 11
804 Anyone need their oxygen topped off? 1.3197 0.04628 147 107 33 7
805 Here's to the perfect metaphor for bipolar disorder. 1.3197 0.05107 147 112 23 12
806 Gotta love a guy with a portable package! 1.3197 0.04728 147 108 31 8
807 How are you two holding up? I'm tanked. 1.3197 0.04825 147 109 29 9
808 I’m glad you guys finally hooked up, you were both a little too isolated. 1.3197 0.04526 147 106 35 6
809 You need to meet Earth and Fire. 1.3197 0.05107 147 112 23 12
810 Well, it didn’t take you two long to discover each other. 1.3197 0.04628 147 107 33 7
811 Mr. Wilson cannot abide the current state of the environment either. 1.3197 0.04422 147 105 37 5
812 I have to agree. Life just seems so much easier in a low pressure environment. 1.3197 0.04628 147 107 33 7
813 Any particular reason you two scientists are leaving the city? 1.3197 0.04728 147 108 31 8
814 I disagree, I think I'm the most grounded among us. 1.3197 0.04526 147 106 35 6
815 So how do you two deal with the long distance? 1.3197 0.05015 147 111 25 11
816 Call me when you get there. 1.3197 0.04825 147 109 29 9
817 One small step for you guys, huh? 1.3197 0.04825 147 109 29 9
818 She's my ex. I told her I needed some space but she's clearly didn't listen! 1.3197 0.04921 147 110 27 10
819 Anyone want to step out and grab some air? 1.3197 0.04921 147 110 27 10
820 Seriously, you have to tell me how you met. 1.3194 0.04793 144 106 30 8
821 Let it go. It's been fourty years! 1.3191 0.04648 141 102 33 6
822 I have packed a grilled cheese sandwich, in case you get hungry. 1.3185 0.05004 135 100 27 8
823 Sure, people say long distance relationships never work out, but you two have so much in common. 1.3185 0.04893 135 99 29 7
824 Bob used to work for MTV 1.3185 0.05325 135 103 21 11
825 Let me guess. Zero tolerance for 'hello' kisses. 1.3178 0.05042 129 95 27 7
826 I'll see if I can find some bootleg straws. 1.3178 0.05276 129 97 23 9
827 Davy likes wrecks, Buzz here is into rocks 1.3178 0.04920 129 94 29 6
828 Frank, meet my ex. I told you I had a thing for guys in suits. 1.3178 0.05042 129 95 27 7
829 ... and what do you do when you’re not out partying? 1.3176 0.04985 148 112 25 11
830 I thought you two would never meet 1.3176 0.04602 148 108 33 7
831 'Down the hatch' I always like to say. 1.3176 0.04602 148 108 33 7
832 Funny outfits, guys, but it's going to be even funnier to see you try to pee. 1.3175 0.05480 126 96 20 10
833 I took a giant leap with this one. 1.3172 0.04962 145 109 26 10
834 You're going to be best friends—no pressure! 1.3172 0.04663 145 106 32 7
835 The atmosphere is safe, boys. Boring, but safe... 1.3172 0.04765 145 107 30 8
836 How about the three of us continue this exploration back at my place?” 1.3172 0.04663 145 106 32 7
837 No Tinder in the Mariana Trench? Well that sucks. 1.3172 0.04765 145 107 30 8
838 Highs, lows --- me too, but they make me take meds. 1.3172 0.04663 145 106 32 7
839 We're all tanked! Get it?!? 1.3172 0.04962 145 109 26 10
840 So I said, this *is* my business suit... 1.3172 0.04663 145 106 32 7
841 Hey guys, the costume party is next door. 1.3172 0.04765 145 107 30 8
842 Thanks for coming. I've been searching high and low for you! 1.3172 0.04559 145 105 34 6
843 I’ll just grab you two some straws. 1.3172 0.04962 145 109 26 10
844 I told you, you're nothing like my ex, see? 1.3172 0.04864 145 108 28 9
845 I'll get to Scotland before ya 1.3172 0.05057 145 110 24 11
846 You go deep; you go high; and I go wheeeeeee. 1.3172 0.04663 145 106 32 7
847 She's drunk. 1.3172 0.04864 145 108 28 9
848 So what brings you into this dive bar? 1.3172 0.04765 145 107 30 8
849 You two seem to have gravitated to one another. 1.3172 0.04559 145 105 34 6
850 Deep breaths, fellas... It’s a gonna be long night. 1.3172 0.05057 145 110 24 11
851 Come on guys, my fart wasn't that bad. 1.3165 0.05210 139 106 22 11
852 Hey fellas, what’s it going to be? A deep dive or take me to the moon? 1.3165 0.04793 139 102 30 7
853 I’m quite the adventurer myself..... 1.3165 0.05006 139 104 26 9
854 Sorry guys ,I'm looking for someone a little more down to earth. 1.3162 0.05648 117 89 19 9
855 You haven't even touched your drinks! 1.3162 0.04973 136 101 27 8
856 So is the first time you two came to a “come as you are” party? 1.3158 0.05048 133 99 26 8
857 I'm a drunk (hic), what are you supposed to be? 1.3158 0.04697 133 96 32 5
858 You're proof that opposites attract!" 1.3154 0.05009 130 96 27 7
859 Don't worry, this is a safe space. 1.3154 0.05241 130 98 23 9
860 Here's to the one who returns to land first. 1.3151 0.04933 146 110 26 10
861 Don't be embarrassed for wearing the same outfit to the party--it happens. 1.3151 0.04636 146 107 32 7
862 I see you've been following the Stock Market 1.3151 0.04933 146 110 26 10
863 Well it's been an up and down year for me too”. 1.3151 0.04737 146 108 30 8
864 That's the president's new suit for space command. 1.3151 0.05390 146 115 16 15
865 You two haven't finished your drinks..." 1.3151 0.04836 146 109 28 9
866 I think you guys will find that you have a lot in common. 1.3150 0.04835 127 92 30 5
867 When they go low, we get high. 1.3150 0.04835 127 92 30 5
868 Why don't I take the middle? 1.3150 0.05208 127 95 24 8
869 Hey. Your ice maker's broken. 1.3150 0.05087 127 94 26 7
870 one up, one down 1.3150 0.04962 127 93 28 6
871 I know a guy who can help you out with those urine samples if you need it." 1.3150 0.05327 127 96 22 9
872 Can I use some of your nitrogen to cool off my beer? 1.3150 0.05087 127 94 26 7
873 I'm so glad we're all in sensible shoes. 1.3150 0.04962 127 93 28 6
874 Hey Fellas, I'm just a down-to-earth kind of gal! 1.3147 0.05101 143 109 23 11
875 If you thought walking on tbe moon was a challenge, wait until you try getting those drinks past your masks. 1.3145 0.05039 124 91 27 6
876 Houston, we have a frogman. 1.3145 0.05168 124 92 25 7
877 Which of you is the one who walked on the moon? 1.3145 0.05168 124 92 25 7
878 How about orbiting me for a little while. 1.3145 0.05293 124 93 23 8
879 Sorry about the air pressure. Been meanin' to get that fixed. Oh, and you guys need straws? 1.3145 0.05293 124 93 23 8
880 I've found the introverts. 1.3145 0.05168 124 92 25 7
881 Bill, this is Annette, my college roommate. She's a bit shy, too. 1.3145 0.05293 124 93 23 8
882 John, here, is deathly afraid of the water, so you're his biggest hero! 1.3145 0.05168 124 92 25 7
883 Seriously? Well then, would you boys want to boldly go where no man has bone before? 1.3145 0.05293 124 93 23 8
884 You seem suited for each other. 1.3143 0.04543 140 101 34 5
885 So, what do you do for a living? 1.3143 0.04764 140 103 30 7
886 You boys from around here? 1.3143 0.04655 140 102 32 6
887 You guys are out of this world. 1.3143 0.04655 140 102 32 6
888 You two should get along. Neither of you wants to be here. 1.3143 0.04543 140 101 34 5
889 Oh my god Stacy, you actually showed up in that designer knock off?! 1.3143 0.04871 140 104 28 8
890 Have you two met? I think you'll have a lot in common. 1.3143 0.04655 140 102 32 6
891 You guys sure know how to suck the air out of a party. 1.3143 0.04543 140 101 34 5
892 Let’s raise a toast to good ol’ O2! 1.3143 0.04764 140 103 30 7
893 Here's to our ups and downs 1.3143 0.05078 140 106 24 10
894 You will never believe where I was last night. 1.3143 0.04543 140 101 34 5
895 Tell me when you figure out how you're going to down those drinks. 1.3143 0.04871 140 104 28 8
896 Is that a breathing tube in your pocket or are you happy to see me? 1.3143 0.05178 140 107 22 11
897 Major Tom meet Captain Nemo. 1.3139 0.04832 137 101 29 7
898 I love a man who brings his own rubbers. 1.3139 0.04942 137 102 27 8
899 When I said, 'wear a nice suit', I had something different in mind. 1.3134 0.04546 134 96 34 4
900 I'd love to see you drink that. 1.3130 0.05207 131 99 23 9
901 You two make a cute couple. 1.3130 0.05093 131 98 25 8
902 Is this a great blind date, or what? 1.3125 0.04929 128 94 28 6
903 The tension in the air is palpable. You'll have to trust me on that one. 1.3121 0.04945 141 106 26 9
904 Aqua, astro ... who cares? Just so long as you're nauty. 1.3121 0.05146 141 108 22 11
905 There's a hundred mile high club? 1.3121 0.04841 141 105 28 8
906 How Buzz-ed are you? Looks like you need another Aldrin-k! 1.3121 0.04736 141 104 30 7
907 So a Diver and an Astronaut wall into a bar... 1.3121 0.04945 141 106 26 9
908 I was told one of is the designated diver. 1.3121 0.05046 141 107 24 10
909 I know you both enjoy oxygen! 1.3120 0.05133 125 93 25 7
910 Sure you have something in common: you both need a straw. 1.3120 0.05005 125 92 27 6
911 I'd love to hear the story of how you two met! 1.3116 0.04460 138 99 35 4
912 How's it going? Up and down? 1.3116 0.04802 138 102 29 7
913 No strings attached and no pressure? I'll get my coat. 1.3116 0.04577 138 100 33 5
914 Excuse me, but I can’t seem to find the tap on this beer keg. 1.3116 0.04802 138 102 29 7
915 Well, at least the two of you won't have to sweat it when our guest of honor sucks all the air out of the room! 1.3116 0.05018 138 104 25 9
916 How was the Build a Better Beer Bong workshop? 1.3116 0.05122 138 105 23 10
917 You've come to the right place. This is an oxygen bar. 1.3116 0.04691 138 101 31 6
918 When I go higher you go lower. 1.3116 0.04577 138 100 33 5
919 Mine is at the cleaners. 1.3116 0.04802 138 102 29 7
920 You never told me you had a brother... 1.3116 0.04911 138 103 27 8
921 I can never make long distance relationships work, can you? 1.3116 0.04460 138 99 35 4
922 - There is no atmosphere in this party! 1.3116 0.04460 138 99 35 4
923 Safe sex experiment number 17, meet safe sex experiment number 3. 1.3116 0.05122 138 105 23 10
924 Has anyone told you that you look like brothers? Really (hic)! 1.3116 0.04577 138 100 33 5
925 Here's one small sip for man, . . . 1.3111 0.04984 135 101 26 8
926 Hey, is that a primary life support system or are you just happy to see me? 1.3103 0.04644 145 107 31 7
927 You are so right. This party has no atmosphere. 1.3101 0.05255 129 98 22 9
928 So--which of you fellas can hold his breath the longest? 1.3101 0.05019 129 96 26 7
929 I just needed a relationship with less pressure. 1.3099 0.04377 142 102 36 4
930 I was hoping to introduce you two. Helmut, meet Helmut. 1.3099 0.04915 142 107 26 9
931 Yeah man things have been alright, but I've been under a lot of pressure at work. 1.3099 0.04600 142 104 32 6
932 Don’t I know you? 1.3099 0.04707 142 105 30 7
933 I know another region that hasn’t been touched in four billion years. 1.3099 0.05114 142 109 22 11
934 I can't resist a man in a uniform. 1.3099 0.04915 142 107 26 9
935 Those outfits are perfect for safe sex! 1.3099 0.04812 142 106 28 8
936 Say hello to my ex dear! 1.3099 0.04812 142 106 28 8
937 It's terrific seeing people from different strata getting along so well! 1.3099 0.04812 142 106 28 8
938 You're way out of his leagues. 1.3099 0.04915 142 107 26 9
939 I'll be right back. I'm going to get some fresh air. 1.3099 0.04915 142 107 26 9
940 Are you two related? 1.3099 0.05016 142 108 24 10
941 I still think you should take flu shots. 1.3099 0.04915 142 107 26 9
942 Cheers—to life's up and down! 1.3099 0.04915 142 107 26 9
943 Well, that's two ways to avoid "close-talkers". 1.3099 0.05016 142 108 24 10
944 I understand. My job has ups and downs, too. 1.3099 0.04812 142 106 28 8
945 Hey, how is this drink dispenser supposed to work? 1.3099 0.04812 142 106 28 8
946 If you'd just get your flu shot you wouldn't need to suit up. 1.3099 0.04707 142 105 30 7
947 Thanks, Jacques, but I've already got a Buzz. 1.3099 0.04707 142 105 30 7
948 Don't you think you are taking these STD precautions a bit too far! Rebecca Hawkins 1.3099 0.04707 142 105 30 7
949 Jim here also has a drinking problem “ 1.3099 0.05114 142 109 22 11
950 You guys look a lot better after a couple drinks. 1.3099 0.04490 142 103 34 5
951 Meet David, he finally gives me the space I need after all your pressure. 1.3099 0.04490 142 103 34 5
952 Sale on wearing apparel for climate change weather! 1.3099 0.04707 142 105 30 7
953 I guess it's true, opposites do attract. 1.3099 0.04490 142 103 34 5
954 You both just came from work? 1.3099 0.04600 142 104 32 6
955 I know that feeling. My wife is suffocating me, too. 1.3099 0.04490 142 103 34 5
956 Phew! For a moment there, I thought I double booked on Tinder. 1.3099 0.04490 142 103 34 5
957 Honey, this is Jim. While you were down, he was up! 1.3094 0.04662 139 102 31 6
958 Did one of you pass gas? 1.3094 0.05090 139 106 23 10
959 Sooo, inquiring minds want to know, Who's on bottom? Who's on top? 1.3094 0.04987 139 105 25 9
960 We're all waiting to see which of you has the smaller bladder. 1.3094 0.04987 139 105 25 9
961 Both of my ex-husbands at the same party... where have you two been hiding for all these years? 1.3094 0.04773 139 103 29 7
962 It's been 50 years. We get it. 1.3094 0.04881 139 104 27 8
963 This built in fridge brings in all the babes 1.3094 0.04773 139 103 29 7
964 Imaginery deep sea diver, meet my friend imaginery astronaut . 1.3094 0.04662 139 102 31 6
965 It was my childhood dream to be an astronaut or a scuba diver. Then, I grew up and chose alcohol instead. 1.3094 0.04662 139 102 31 6
966 Small talk: the final frontier, am I right? 1.3094 0.04773 139 103 29 7
967 I see we don't need to worry about you two sucking all the air out of the room. 1.3094 0.04881 139 104 27 8
968 Sooner or later your air supply will run out and one of you is gonna have to open up and talk to little ol' me. 1.3088 0.04368 136 97 36 3
969 Such a lovely couple! Mama always said that opposites attract! 1.3088 0.04491 136 98 34 4
970 They just don’t get how offensive it is to touch my suit without asking. 1.3088 0.05061 136 103 24 9
971 So, you're Amazon delivery guys? 1.3083 0.04912 133 99 27 7
972 Bob has a higher calling. 1.3083 0.04674 133 97 31 5
973 Dahlings, so happy you made it; I looked for you everywhere from heaven to the deep blue sea to tell you costumes were optional. 1.3083 0.04912 133 99 27 7
974 So they do have water on Mars. 1.3077 0.04783 143 107 28 8
975 Is that an Umbilical Hose, or are you just happy to see me? 1.3077 0.04679 143 106 30 7
976 Why don't you come up or down and see me sometime? 1.3077 0.04679 143 106 30 7
977 This is how I handle the pressure. 1.3077 0.04885 143 108 26 9
978 Gentlemen, is this your first ayahuasca party, too? 1.3077 0.04885 143 108 26 9
979 I did hear you two wanted to spend some time apart. 1.3077 0.04573 143 105 32 6
980 First time? These dating mixers can be toxic but you get used to the atmosphere 1.3077 0.05104 130 98 24 8
981 I'm so glad the two of you hooked up. 1.3077 0.04573 143 105 32 6
982 Do you also feel isolated at parties? 1.3077 0.04783 143 107 28 8
983 I have the vodka. Which one of you guys has the sea salt and which one has the Tang? 1.3077 0.04573 143 105 32 6
984 Been there , done that. Nah I'm kidding. 1.3077 0.04573 143 105 32 6
985 Can I get you guys some straws? 1.3077 0.04573 143 105 32 6
986 Wait, was this Suits Optional? 1.3077 0.04352 143 103 36 4
987 Are either of you adventure seekers ready for another round? 1.3077 0.04573 143 105 32 6
988 Well, I guess you two have tons to talk about, so I'll just mosey and mingle. 1.3071 0.05058 140 107 23 10
989 I can no longer stand surface dwellers. 1.3071 0.04851 140 105 27 8
990 Well, it's clear who is the top and who is the bottom! 1.3071 0.04956 140 106 25 9
991 ...and the wisdom to know the difference! 1.3071 0.04851 140 105 27 8
992 One small sip for Jane, one giant leap off the wagon. 1.3071 0.05258 140 109 19 12
993 I do have a thing for a man in uniform. 1.3071 0.04522 140 102 33 5
994 That story about how you two met is unbelievable. 1.3071 0.04851 140 105 27 8
995 Way-under-water meet Over-the-moon. 1.3066 0.04582 137 100 32 5
996 I guess you guys didn't get the message that it was business casual. 1.3060 0.04764 134 99 29 6
997 You may be masters of space and sea, but trivial small talk is my domain. 1.3060 0.04994 134 101 25 8
998 So, tell me, What's up with gravity? 1.3060 0.04764 134 99 29 6
999 It might have been better to dress for the job you have 1.3060 0.05214 134 103 21 10
1000 I am so glad that one if you could come up and the other could drop in 1.3060 0.04764 134 99 29 6
1001 Either of you have any oxy-gin? 1.3056 0.05052 144 111 22 11
1002 Welcome to terra firma, where the air is free and so's the bar. 1.3050 0.04715 141 105 29 7
1003 Hey, burp!, earth to waiter, this margarita dispenser seems to be broken 1.3050 0.04821 141 106 27 8
1004 Hey, I slept with one of you but can‘t remember which. 1.3043 0.04890 138 104 26 8
1005 Oh no, honey! There's no such thing as staying down there too long. 1.3043 0.04997 138 105 24 9
1006 If I weren't an old Tang drinker, I'd swear this was pee! 1.3043 0.04781 138 103 28 7
1007 You’re right, this party has no atmosphere. 1.3043 0.04890 138 104 26 8
1008 Hey Mister Big-Talk, they just left without you. 1.3043 0.05102 138 106 22 10
1009 Then I said, boy, that woman can suck the air out of a room, and she said... 1.3037 0.04962 135 102 25 8
1010 You didn’t tell me you had a brother! 1.3037 0.04734 135 100 29 6
1011 So, how do you go to the bathroom in those suits? 1.3037 0.04734 135 100 29 6
1012 You guys should meet. It'd be a breath of fresh air for you both! 1.3037 0.04616 135 99 31 5
1013 Nonsense! You both bring a breath of fresh air to this party. 1.3037 0.04495 135 98 33 4
1014 DOWN the hatch!" "Bottoms UP!" "I do both! 1.3037 0.04962 135 102 25 8
1015 Y'know, what I like about you guys is that you don't cave in under pressure. 1.3037 0.05180 135 104 21 10
1016 They can't hear you scream, you can't hear them slur. 1.3037 0.04850 135 101 27 7
1017 If you don't mind my saying your outfits are just out of this world 1.3033 0.05191 122 92 23 7
1018 I completely agree. There's always a weird atmosphere at Lulu's parties 1.3033 0.04640 122 88 31 3
1019 Well no one can accuse either of you of taking up too much oxygen in the room. 1.3030 0.04802 132 98 28 6
1020 So, do you know each other from work? 1.3030 0.04555 132 96 32 4
1021 I want you to meet Neil, he's a breath of fresh air. 1.3030 0.05037 132 100 24 8
1022 Klata barata niktu? 1.3030 0.05151 132 101 22 9
1023 Your drink dispensers are a hoot! 1.3030 0.04921 132 99 26 7
1024 What’s a girl gotta do to get in that gear? 1.3030 0.04921 132 99 26 7
1025 Love your breathalyzers ... so '50's! 1.3030 0.05037 132 100 24 8
1026 I guess my ex was right; I really can suck the air out of a room. 1.3030 0.05037 132 100 24 8
1027 Don I thought you might hit it off with Jon because - can you believe it ! - your names rhyme. 1.3030 0.05037 132 100 24 8
1028 And you said I'd never find anyone like you. 1.3030 0.04680 132 97 30 5
1029 Well, I happen to like being tethered. 1.3030 0.04294 132 94 36 2
1030 You two should take this outside and get some fresh air. 1.3030 0.04802 132 98 28 6
1031 He's deeper than you 1.3030 0.05037 132 100 24 8
1032 Glad you guys could find some common ground. 1.3030 0.04426 132 95 34 3
1033 Let's see...when you go low, he goes high... 1.3030 0.04680 132 97 30 5
1034 You're both equipped for dating. Aim high. Go deep. 1.3030 0.04680 132 97 30 5
1035 This new 12 Step program has a 100% success rate. 1.3030 0.04680 132 97 30 5
1036 I know you're kind of out there but he's gone to great depths to meet you. 1.3030 0.04802 132 98 28 6
1037 Perhaps you two would like to step out for some air. 1.3030 0.04680 132 97 30 5
1038 I see you are both drinking beer, the natural question is . . .? 1.3030 0.04802 132 98 28 6
1039 Did you hear the one about the deep sea diver and the astronaut? 1.3023 0.04747 129 95 29 5
1040 My lucky day, One goes up & the other goes down 1.3023 0.05459 129 101 17 11
1041 Rick, what a coincidence! My friend Steve here is also having a gin and tonic! 1.3022 0.05070 139 107 22 10
1042 She just pours it into my oxygen tank. Is that how yours works? 1.3015 0.05040 136 104 23 9
1043 Sooo - *burp* - you fellas like exploring places no man has ever - *hiccup* - gone before, eh? 1.3015 0.04931 136 103 25 8
1044 C'mon you two. Don't be shy. Open up. 1.3009 0.05316 113 85 22 6
1045 So, you guys, I wash wonderin', just exactly how deep ish the ocean, how high ish the sky? 1.3009 0.05316 113 85 22 6
1046 Opposites attract. am I right? 1.3009 0.05606 113 87 18 8
1047 God, this party lacks atmosphere eh. 1.3008 0.04771 133 99 28 6
1048 Sometimes all I need is the air that I breathe and to love you. 1.3008 0.04771 133 99 28 6
1049 I'm sick of the "what do you do?" small talk question, too. 1.3008 0.04651 133 98 30 5
1050 I like that you feel no pressure to fit in. 1.3008 0.05335 133 104 18 11
1051 Jeeez! That's the best beer cooler eeeeever! 1.3008 0.05117 133 102 22 9
1052 Astro, I'd like to introduce you to my ex. 1.3008 0.04889 133 100 26 7
1053 So guys, how goes the debate between gravity and buoyancy? 1.3008 0.04889 133 100 26 7
1054 Used to be it was something simple - pink elephants. 1.3008 0.05117 133 102 22 9
1055 Either of you looking for some Tang? 1.3008 0.05005 133 101 24 8
1056 I guess I do have a type. 1.3000 0.04716 130 96 29 5
1057 I love a man in a uniform. 1.3000 0.04841 130 97 27 6
1058 So you guys just, you know, pee in your suits, right? 1.3000 0.05081 130 99 23 8
1059 How about a little pick-me-up to help your liftoff? 1.3000 0.04841 130 97 27 6
1060 Guys, everyone knows your a couple... you should just come out already. 1.3000 0.05081 130 99 23 8
1061 Costume party was last night. Why do you ask? 1.3000 0.05081 130 99 23 8
1062 Hey, now I'm not saying it's flat. But can anyone really prove it isn't?" 1.3000 0.04716 130 96 29 5
1063 Oxygen pack? No, it's my portable wine box. 1.3000 0.04841 130 97 27 6
1064 Yeah, it’s diuretic. Noone told you that? 1.3000 0.04963 130 98 25 7
1065 Oh, so they cut your funding too? 1.3000 0.04588 130 95 31 4
1066 You must meet the fencer who’s here 1.3000 0.04841 130 97 27 6
1067 How about a menage a trois? I can go up and down. 1.3000 0.05197 130 100 21 9
1068 You're both wrong! The president just tweeted that the next unexplored frontier is Mar-a-Lago. 1.3000 0.04588 130 95 31 4
1069 Is this the latest AA scheme? 1.3000 0.05081 130 99 23 8
1070 Aren't you two a breath of fresh air. 1.3000 0.04841 130 97 27 6
1071 How tiring. Another party full of suits. 1.3000 0.04963 130 98 25 7
1072 I can see that our career paths are headed in opposite directions. 1.3000 0.04963 130 98 25 7
1073 I don't know how to tell her I need more space. 1.3000 0.04963 130 98 25 7
1074 Meet Alan. He brought back some lovely rocks too. 1.3000 0.04612 140 104 30 6
1075 You know, I can be naut-y too.” 1.3000 0.04965 120 89 26 5
1076 Is this an extravehicular primary life support subsystem, or are you just happy to see me? 1.3000 0.05500 120 93 18 9
1077 I'm glad you guys were able to meet halfway. 1.3000 0.04963 130 98 25 7
1078 Is it hot in there or is it just you? 1.3000 0.04716 130 96 29 5
1079 I want you to meet since you're both out of your depth. 1.3000 0.04963 130 98 25 7
1080 I can't believe you two haven't crossed paths before. 1.3000 0.05081 130 99 23 8
1081 I did a semester of it, but I realized I couldn't handle the pressure. 1.3000 0.04456 130 94 33 3
1082 You gonna drink those? 1.3000 0.04963 130 98 25 7
1083 I'm surprised you don't know one another, two Trump officials who've already given up on earth. 1.3000 0.05081 130 99 23 8
1084 Your trips sound okay, but wait until you hear about my visit to Disneyland. 1.3000 0.04588 130 95 31 4
1085 I have to ask, do you guys use the same tailor? 1.3000 0.05081 130 99 23 8
1086 I said semi-formal. That meant leave the suits at home. 1.3000 0.04456 130 94 33 3
1087 Good luck trying to drink those martinis boys 1.2993 0.04789 137 103 27 7
1088 This is awkward. I didn’t think you two would ever ever meet. 1.2993 0.04789 137 103 27 7
1089 I bet you guys met in the Sea of Tranquility. 1.2985 0.04621 134 99 30 5
1090 Men in uniform, my favorite! 1.2985 0.04498 134 98 32 4
1091 So, I see you both like exploring the unknown." 1.2982 0.05127 114 85 24 5
1092 Hey, look everybody! National Geographic’s here!” 1.2982 0.05421 114 87 20 7
1093 I'll give you two some space." 1.2977 0.04686 131 97 29 5
1094 I saw those shoes on sale. 1.2977 0.04686 131 97 29 5
1095 I've got some deep spaces you should explore. 1.2977 0.04930 131 99 25 7
1096 I promised him his own space. 1.2977 0.05048 131 100 23 8
1097 Look at that. You two have so much in common. Am I a great matchmaker or what? 1.2977 0.04930 131 99 25 7
1098 It's a living! 1.2977 0.04686 131 97 29 5
1099 One if by air, and -- one if by sea . . . 1.2977 0.04686 131 97 29 5
1100 Here's to going places I don't want to go! 1.2977 0.04686 131 97 29 5
1101 What's in the backpack? 1.2977 0.04809 131 98 27 6
1102 There you are. I’ve been searching high and low. 1.2977 0.04559 131 96 31 4
1103 I just love to see a man in a suit. 1.2977 0.05048 131 100 23 8
1104 Parking still sucks. 1.2977 0.04930 131 99 25 7
1105 I'm sure you're wondering how on earth we stay together. 1.2977 0.04809 131 98 27 6
1106 What's the difference? 1.2977 0.04809 131 98 27 6
1107 How do i Turn on the hot water? 1.2977 0.05048 131 100 23 8
1108 Who wants to take this giant leap? 1.2975 0.04788 121 89 28 4
1109 'Maybe your new friend can tell you how to drink it.' 1.2969 0.05126 128 98 22 8
1110 Business casual? 1.2969 0.04753 128 95 28 5
1111 I've been dying to introduce you two! 1.2969 0.04880 128 96 26 6
1112 Good friends always meet each other halfway. 1.2969 0.04621 128 94 30 4
1113 Son, I packed you some extra P&J sandwiches with two boxes of prune juice. Have safe trip. 1.2969 0.04880 128 96 26 6
1114 Here it is!!! why'd you take the beverage machine out of the hallway??? 1.2969 0.05126 128 98 22 8
1115 He's actually a real down to earth guy 1.2969 0.05005 128 97 24 7
1116 If you want a party to be good, I’ve found, you have to be the one to planet. 1.2969 0.05005 128 97 24 7
1117 Ha! Opposites really do attract. 1.2969 0.05126 128 98 22 8
1118 Do either of you want to go exploring my place after the party? 1.2969 0.05005 128 97 24 7
1119 I can't believe you two have never met! 1.2969 0.04880 128 96 26 6
1120 OK, I know deep sea and deep space are geographically incompatible, but I still contend that you're each other's soul mates... 1.2969 0.04753 128 95 28 5
1121 You both need to go outside and get some air. 1.2969 0.04880 128 96 26 6
1122 At least you're not sucking all the oxygen out of the room. 1.2969 0.05005 128 97 24 7
1123 I love how you get along but a long-distance relationship will be tough 1.2969 0.04753 128 95 28 5
1124 Your jobs seem to have a lot of ups and downs 1.2969 0.05005 128 97 24 7
1125 I see that only one of you is burdened with a government regulator. 1.2969 0.05126 128 98 22 8
1126 You might remember Charles from the Met Gala. 1.2969 0.05005 128 97 24 7
1127 He says the same thing -- "Funny as a fart in a spacesuit". 1.2969 0.04621 128 94 30 4
1128 I hear you are both under a lot of pressure at work... 1.2969 0.04486 128 93 32 3
1129 I prefer a man with vectored thrust. 1.2969 0.04621 128 94 30 4
1130 You guys wanna go outside for a breathe of fresh air? 1.2966 0.04861 118 87 27 4
1131 So you guys wanna get down or get high? 1.2966 0.04861 118 87 27 4
1132 Are you guys as tanked as me? 1.2963 0.04827 135 102 26 7
1133 So, who wants to get some air? Nobody? 1.2960 0.04687 125 92 29 4
1134 What are the odds of you two meeting? 1.2960 0.04955 125 94 25 6
1135 I bet you guys don't wear underwear either, right? 1.2957 0.04779 115 84 28 3
1136 Here’s to friends who meet you halfway. 1.2957 0.04937 115 85 26 4
1137 I can see we've all had our ups and downs. 1.2957 0.05380 115 88 20 7
1138 I’m sticking with tang. 1.2955 0.05014 132 101 23 8
1139 Who's ready to live dangerously? 1.2955 0.04530 132 97 31 4
1140 Well, if it ain't Jacques Lightyear and Buzz...Cousteau! 1.2955 0.05014 132 101 23 8
1141 I like a man who's calm under pressure. 1.2951 0.04895 122 91 26 5
1142 One small step - oh forget it, I can't walk a straight line. 1.2946 0.04591 129 95 30 4
1143 Hey, I can moon walk. Hold my beer and watch this! 1.2946 0.04848 129 97 26 6
1144 Outer space, inner space, what the hell? 1.2946 0.04848 129 97 26 6
1145 Let me guess...one of you thinks this is a dive, and the other, it's out of this world..... 1.2946 0.04457 129 94 32 3
1146 Would you like to make one giant leap for mankind on the dance floor. 1.2946 0.04591 129 95 30 4
1147 It's weird how you two have never met! 1.2946 0.04591 129 95 30 4
1148 I see you needed the AA’s 13th step too. 1.2946 0.04591 129 95 30 4
1149 Well, congrashulashuns ... heard you guys are headed to Marzh ... ! 1.2946 0.04971 129 98 24 7
1150 I just think Travel is so awesome, don't you? 1.2946 0.04971 129 98 24 7
1151 Do you guys live here? 1.2946 0.04848 129 97 26 6
1152 Let's get out of here-- the atmosphere sucks! 1.2946 0.04848 129 97 26 6
1153 And so I says to the guy, I says, "Just hold it? You gotta be kiddin' me..." 1.2946 0.04721 129 96 28 5
1154 Here's to Good Old Everyday Oxygen. 1.2946 0.04591 129 95 30 4
1155 Excuse me boys,the Mars party is down the hall,this one is for Venus 1.2946 0.04971 129 98 24 7
1156 I just love the atmosphere you guys bring to this place. 1.2946 0.04591 129 95 30 4
1157 Don't worry, guys, this natural-deodorant fad will end eventually. 1.2941 0.05250 119 91 21 7
1158 You know who you don't hear about so much anymore? Jacques Cousteau. Used to be 'Jacques Cousteau this' and 'Jacques Cousteau that' everywhere you looked. And you know what? You know what? I'll say it. Jacques Cousteau could fucking GET IT. You know? 1.2941 0.04908 136 104 24 8
1159 Yes, the party is all about diversity. 1.2937 0.04921 126 95 25 6
1160 Wanna see a full moon? 1.2927 0.04997 123 93 24 6
1161 You're so different, I can't believe that you're brothers. 1.2927 0.04722 123 91 28 4
1162 Neil, meet Jacques, Jacques, Neil. Sorry, I'm really bad with last names. 1.2927 0.04579 123 90 30 3
1163 Oh Sure, technology is great, but did you ever find any treasure? 1.2927 0.04861 123 92 26 5
1164 I'm assuming this is not the line for the bathroom 1.2927 0.04997 123 93 24 6
1165 ...and I usually don’t switch over to just club soda until the pirate shows up!! 1.2923 0.05057 130 100 22 8
1166 Sally! Jacques! I am SO pleased you are still together, proving opposites DO attract! 1.2909 0.05681 110 86 16 8
1167 I also loved Air Supply. 1.2903 0.04548 124 91 30 3
1168 She sure know how to suck the air out of a room. 1.2903 0.04828 124 93 26 5
1169 Explorers, huh? Then why not mingle with new people? 1.2903 0.05092 124 95 22 7
1170 I'll have a Tang with a splash of water. 1.2903 0.05465 124 98 16 10
1171 I explore new restaurants, mostly. 1.2901 0.04660 131 98 28 5
1172 These Flat Earth-Never Went to the Moon parties rock! 1.2893 0.04901 121 91 25 5
1173 Now remember, no shop talk 1.2893 0.04758 121 90 27 4
1174 I am so glad that you were able to find two woman-size suits after all 1.2893 0.05174 121 93 21 7
1175 Let me guess, neither of you voted for tRump, right?" 1.2893 0.05040 121 92 23 6
1176 I hate to interrupt your discussion, but you might want to know that the Alien Invasion Party is next door. 1.2893 0.04758 121 90 27 4
1177 Hey, you two, lighten up on the "my job has more pressure than your job" nonsense! 1.2893 0.04611 121 89 29 3
1178 I thought you might have wanted some space between the two of you, but I see you are getting along swimmingly. 1.2893 0.04901 121 91 25 5
1179 Not so well suited for drinking? 1.2893 0.04901 121 91 25 5
1180 Don't worry Dear, you'll be the life of the party with this drink dispenser pack. He's only got an air hose. 1.2893 0.04901 121 91 25 5
1181 The irony is, you're a bottom and he's a top. 1.2893 0.05306 121 94 19 8
1182 I think you misunderstood when I said "suit yourselves." 1.2893 0.05040 121 92 23 6
1183 Yeah, mine comes with air AND an iced vodka feed . . . 1.2893 0.05174 121 93 21 7
1184 Excuse me, I just need to get some ice. 1.2893 0.05306 121 94 19 8
1185 One small sip from womankind." 1.2893 0.04758 121 90 27 4
1186 The bottom of the Dead Sea? That's so lame, Jacques. Buzz here has rocked the Sea of Tranquility--and without a hose. 1.2893 0.04758 121 90 27 4
1187 Your thoughts are very deep and his are out of this world. 1.2893 0.04901 121 91 25 5
1188 Hmm Sea Force you say? 1.2893 0.05174 121 93 21 7
1189 And while you were busy orbiting the Earth, we banned the straw! 1.2893 0.04901 121 91 25 5
1190 Charlie, dear, meet my ex, Dave. 1.2893 0.04758 121 90 27 4
1191 We said to bring your own beer, not your own gear! 1.2893 0.04758 121 90 27 4
1192 I said I needed a wing man, and you come dressed like that? 1.2893 0.04901 121 91 25 5
1193 I've been dying to have meet each other, you ought to have loads of things to gesture about! 1.2893 0.05040 121 92 23 6
1194 So who's tired of all these surface conversations? 1.2893 0.04758 121 90 27 4
1195 You should see the look on your face! 1.2893 0.05040 121 92 23 6
1196 Who’s sober enough to adventure me home? 1.2893 0.04611 121 89 29 3
1197 Wish I could say something clever about an astronaut meeting an argonaut at a cocktail party, but I’d just lose the caption contest anyhow. 1.2891 0.05101 128 99 21 8
1198 Charles just installed the new cordless model 1.2883 0.05181 111 84 22 5
1199 So what do you guys do for a living? 1.2880 0.05057 125 96 22 7
1200 What should we sing for karaoke..."Rocketman," "Atlantis," "Space Odyssey," "Yellow Submarine," or "Escape (The Piña Colada Song)? 1.2880 0.04658 125 93 28 4
1201 Have you guys tried the Oxygen bar yet? 1.2880 0.04927 125 95 24 6
1202 This might be a good place for you guys to meet halfway. 1.2880 0.04927 125 95 24 6
1203 Oh, you guys must’ve not heard...They decided to not have a masquerade party after all. 1.2880 0.05057 125 96 22 7
1204 When I pop this little thingy here your helmet opens and...l'chaim! 1.2880 0.05306 125 98 18 9
1205 I'm his space-ex before there was a SpaceX. 1.2880 0.04927 125 95 24 6
1206 You two really need to come out of your shells! 1.2870 0.05589 108 84 17 7
1207 Capt. Nemo and Capt. Kirk thanks for coming to our environmental seminar. I hope you found ample parking for the Nautilus and the Enterprise. 1.2870 0.05057 115 87 23 5
1208 Are we really in this costume or is she drunk? 1.2869 0.04866 122 92 25 5
1209 Nasha, Shcuba. Shcuba, Nasha. 1.2869 0.05004 122 93 23 6
1210 I like some men on top and some men on bottom. 1.2869 0.05267 122 95 19 8
1211 One small step for man, 11 more steps to go. Cheers! 1.2869 0.04725 122 91 27 4
1212 I'm proud of you boys for not taking my advice about going to law school. 1.2869 0.04866 122 92 25 5
1213 So this self-carbonization process is an unexpected bonus of space travel? This bubbly is out of this world! 1.2868 0.04564 129 96 29 4
1214 Are you going to explore Uranus next? 1.2857 0.05021 126 97 22 7
1215 I just KNEW you two would hit it off! 1.2857 0.04644 119 88 28 3
1216 I thought these suits might relieve the pressure. 1.2857 0.04762 126 95 26 5
1217 Get-togethers like this really do have a special atmosphere, am I right? 1.2857 0.05083 119 91 22 6
1218 I agree Ron Howard is a visionary, I just think Titanic was the better film 1.2857 0.04893 126 96 24 6
1219 If you don’t like the atmosphere here, you really don’t have to stay. 1.2857 0.04795 119 89 26 4
1220 I can see the two of you are not well suited for each other! 1.2857 0.05356 119 93 18 8
1221 He’s in a police Witness Protection Program. 1.2857 0.04762 126 95 26 5
1222 You guys are supposed to be so clever, you figure out how to drink with those helmets on. 1.2857 0.04344 126 92 32 2
1223 Hey, what’s a nice couple of ‘nauts like you doing in a place like this? 1.2846 0.05230 123 96 19 8
1224 You guys look familiar 1.2846 0.05101 123 95 21 7
1225 There's enough laughing gas in his tank to keep him happy all night! 1.2846 0.04968 123 94 23 6
1226 I mean, ladies always tell me that 'size doesn't matter' - but do you see the way she's all over my oxygen tank? 1.2846 0.04968 123 94 23 6
1227 Up the hatch! 1.2846 0.04832 123 93 25 5
1228 I love water and air, but I’m an earth sign. 1.2846 0.04692 123 92 27 4
1229 It's always about the pressure with you guys. 1.2833 0.04906 120 91 24 5
1230 Well, it doesn't taste like rocket fuel! 1.2833 0.05183 120 93 20 7
1231 Glad to see you were able to find some middle ground. 1.2833 0.04906 120 91 24 5
1232 Does this suit make my butt look big? 1.2832 0.05254 113 87 20 6
1233 There's a chance this party will end up in the pool, but outer space is wishful thinking George. 1.2832 0.05254 113 87 20 6
1234 Which of you fellows asked for a glass of Lock Lubricant? 1.2823 0.04517 124 92 29 3
1235 It's a party. Why can't you two see psi to psi? 1.2823 0.05065 124 96 21 7
1236 Daft Punk! I din' know you guys were shtill togedder. 1.2821 0.05270 117 91 19 7
1237 No,I don't wanna see how you pee. 1.2821 0.04517 117 86 29 2
1238 Okay, okay — so maybe I do suck all the oxygen out of the room. 1.2821 0.04677 117 87 27 3
1239 You guys have been nursing those drinks for hours. 1.2821 0.04982 117 89 23 5
1240 Guess you guys have your ups and downs, huh ! 1.2821 0.05128 117 90 21 6
1241 Here, let me freshen your air. 1.2821 0.04677 117 87 27 3
1242 Great, I see you two have already met. 1.2821 0.05270 117 91 19 7
1243 Guys, what matters is you didn't let the anxiety completely immobilize you. 1.2821 0.04982 117 89 23 5
1244 You guys must be related! Am I right? 1.2821 0.04982 117 89 23 5
1245 Sheila’s unrelenting experimentation with avant- garde ice breakers had produced unforeseen obstacles to socialization. 1.2821 0.05270 117 91 19 7
1246 Who wants to boldly go where many men have gone before? 1.2821 0.04832 117 88 25 4
1247 Whoa...you guys look tanked! 1.2821 0.05408 117 92 17 8
1248 Youse guys need straws? 1.2821 0.05128 117 90 21 6
1249 Germaphobes, huh? 1.2821 0.04677 117 87 27 3
1250 I'm sure one of you guys can take the first step. 1.2821 0.04832 117 88 25 4
1251 We go high, when you go low. 1.2821 0.05128 117 90 21 6
1252 I'm with you guys: the atmosphere at this party sucks. 1.2821 0.04982 117 89 23 5
1253 Nice atmosphere. 1.2821 0.04517 117 86 29 2
1254 You guys are twins, right? 1.2821 0.04832 117 88 25 4
1255 So, which one of you has no underwear? 1.2821 0.05674 117 94 13 10
1256 Hello Neil. What's up? Hello Jacques. What's down? 1.2821 0.04677 117 87 27 3
1257 Which one of you jokers is my husband? 1.2821 0.04982 117 89 23 5
1258 Do either of you know sign language? 1.2821 0.04982 117 89 23 5
1259 I love the sea and sky - in case you're interested. 1.2821 0.04982 117 89 23 5
1260 Long commute, but not much traffic on the way here 1.2821 0.04982 117 89 23 5
1261 Apollo, meet Poseidon. 1.2821 0.04982 117 89 23 5
1262 I keep telling her I just need some space... 1.2821 0.04832 117 88 25 4
1263 So do you guys work together? 1.2821 0.04982 117 89 23 5
1264 Hold on while I let the hot air out. 1.2821 0.05270 117 91 19 7
1265 Are you co-workers? 1.2821 0.04982 117 89 23 5
1266 My husband and I decided to go with combo suits that can withstand a fifty foot tsunami as well as a total loss of the ozone layer and the Van Allen Belt. 1.2821 0.04982 117 89 23 5
1267 You got Chardonnay in that box?" 1.2821 0.04677 117 87 27 3
1268 Here's to a man that goes up and here's to man that goes down. 1.2821 0.05128 117 90 21 6
1269 Hey, can I use your bathroom thing...? 1.2821 0.04982 117 89 23 5
1270 Who can hold their pee the longest? 1.2821 0.04832 117 88 25 4
1271 John here is also having a mid-life crisis. 1.2821 0.04832 117 88 25 4
1272 I always knew you two would find some common ground. 1.2810 0.04871 121 92 24 5
1273 It's been a long long time, Rocket Man. 1.2807 0.04907 114 86 24 4
1274 Have you heard the one about the astronaut and the deep sea diver? 1.2807 0.05214 114 88 20 6
1275 I see you both came prepared! 1.2797 0.04797 118 89 25 4
1276 You go high. He goes low. But where do you go? 1.2797 0.04797 118 89 25 4
1277 I bet going to the restroom must be a hell of an experience for you two! 1.2797 0.04946 118 90 23 5
1278 Come on, my perfume's not THAT strong! 1.2797 0.04644 118 88 27 3
1279 Why are we holding these drinks? We're in no position to drink them. 1.2797 0.04946 118 90 23 5
1280 Could either of you guys tell me where the bathroom is? Hmmm, guess not. 1.2797 0.04946 118 90 23 5
1281 Yeah, he's pretty much always tanked.... 1.2797 0.04644 118 88 27 3
1282 Hi there fella. Got any Tang to go with my vodka? 1.2797 0.04644 118 88 27 3
1283 Unner wahder. Owder spase. Hoo carez? Z'long az u can beet Trump. 1.2793 0.04985 111 84 23 4
1284 Sorry about the typo in the invitation - please enjoy and mingle 1.2783 0.04870 115 87 24 4
1285 I prefer an upper to a downer. 1.2778 0.05067 108 82 22 4
1286 We did dress up. We’re all the logistics people. 1.2778 0.05067 108 82 22 4
1287 I'm kinda over meeting guys who only live on the surface now anyway. 1.2778 0.04893 108 81 24 3
1288 Kevlar, right? I just bought my daughter one for school. 1.2778 0.05398 108 84 18 6
1289 It’s not rocket science, you know. 1.2778 0.05235 108 83 20 5
1290 Lighten up and have another drink...you don’t want the whole office to think you’re a couple of suits, do you? 1.2778 0.05556 108 85 16 7
1291 I'll say it again--nothing beats a come-as-you-are party. 1.2778 0.05556 108 85 16 7
1292 Good costumes for the sober drivers. You can’t drink and we can’t see you glare at us disapprovingly. 1.2778 0.04893 108 81 24 3
1293 How in the world did you two meet? 1.2768 0.05412 112 88 17 7
1294 Let's drink to the best place to hide for the next Presidential election. 1.2768 0.05107 112 86 21 5
1295 It's getting a little stuffy in here. Want to step outside for a breath of fresh air? 1.2768 0.04610 112 83 27 2
1296 One Tang and one Depth Charge, comin' up.... 1.2768 0.04781 112 84 25 3
1297 Unlike you we have space in our marriage. 1.2768 0.05107 112 86 21 5
1298 More Imperial IPA Moon-Sea Tang" 1.2768 0.05262 112 87 19 6
1299 You fellas ever considered booze as a way to mitigate the pressures of social situations? 1.2768 0.05412 112 88 17 7
1300 You boys aren't from around here, are you? 1.2768 0.05107 112 86 21 5
1301 You guys just mingle while I fetch you some straws. 1.2768 0.04781 112 84 25 3
1302 They got you with the old "it's a costume party" gag? 1.2768 0.05107 112 86 21 5
1303 People say I'm suffocating but you guys don't seem to mind! 1.2768 0.05262 112 87 19 6
1304 Here's to...oh yeah; Here's to survival 1.2768 0.04947 112 85 23 4
1305 I can’t tell if you two are plumbing new depths or soaring to great heights. 1.2768 0.05262 112 87 19 6
1306 Sorry, there's no straws - they won't have single use plastics in the house 1.2768 0.04947 112 85 23 4
1307 C'mon guys, go get your flu shots. 1.2768 0.05262 112 87 19 6
1308 Have a drink, and just pretend you hear each other. 1.2768 0.05262 112 87 19 6
1309 Well, no one can accuse you two of taking all of the oxygen from the room, that’s for sure. 1.2768 0.04781 112 84 25 3
1310 You need a Sippy Cup. Try this. 1.2768 0.05107 112 86 21 5
1311 Where's the fireman? 1.2768 0.04781 112 84 25 3
1312 I love what you've done with your air! 1.2768 0.04947 112 85 23 4
1313 It’s good to know young people are using protection. 1.2768 0.05262 112 87 19 6
1314 I swear that the invitation said to come as you are. 1.2768 0.04432 112 82 29 1
1315 He'd just like you to check if that golfball he hit ended up in the water like all the rest. 1.2768 0.05262 112 87 19 6
1316 This cooling pack keeping my drinks cold is by itself worth the $25 million the government spent on your astronaut training. 1.2768 0.05107 112 86 21 5
1317 Hey, you two into ultra-safe-sex? 1.2768 0.04947 112 85 23 4
1318 Here’s hoping opposites attract! 1.2768 0.05107 112 86 21 5
1319 So...Jacques Cousteau, Neil Armstrong and Sally Ride walk into a bar...and the bartender says, ... 1.2768 0.05107 112 86 21 5
1320 Say something naut-y. 1.2768 0.04947 112 85 23 4
1321 Oh, I'm so glad you two have finally found each other. 1.2768 0.05262 112 87 19 6
1322 Cheers to the aquanaut, the astronaut, and the just plain naughty! 1.2768 0.04610 112 83 27 2
1323 Talking shop, I assume. 1.2768 0.04610 112 83 27 2
1324 Roy, this is my ex fiancee, Ed...he dumped me for a tankless water heater. 1.2762 0.05820 105 84 13 8
1325 I understand. Lots of germs circulating at these parties. 1.2752 0.05193 109 84 20 5
1326 Surf, I'd like you to meet Turf! 1.2743 0.05067 113 87 21 5
1327 Bottoms up! 1.2743 0.05221 113 88 19 6
1328 Jacques, this is Neil, he's the guy to talk to when you are down. 1.2743 0.05067 113 87 21 5
1329 I love that you guys are so deep and out there. 1.2743 0.05221 113 88 19 6
1330 Now there’s peanut butter and liverwurst, and little jelly doughnuts. And be sure to call me the minute you get there — you know how I worry! 1.2743 0.05067 113 87 21 5
1331 One water and one Tang? 1.2743 0.05221 113 88 19 6
1332 So, your date told you it was a costume party too! What are the odds? 1.2743 0.04575 113 84 27 2
1333 Whats your commute? 1.2743 0.04909 113 86 23 4
1334 You should try the Tang. 1.2743 0.05067 113 87 21 5
1335 We’re gonna go outside and get some fresh air. 1.2743 0.04909 113 86 23 4
1336 Thanks to you, I think I'm an exceptionally strong candidate for "hostess with the mostest'"... 1.2743 0.05067 113 87 21 5
1337 Your drink looks like it came from some dive, but, yours looks 'out of this world !' 1.2743 0.05067 113 87 21 5
1338 I thought they said 'black sky' event. 1.2743 0.04745 113 85 25 3
1339 Twenty bucks to the first one who actually gets that drink to his mouth! 1.2743 0.05221 113 88 19 6
1340 Would you boys like to explore my depths? 1.2743 0.05067 113 87 21 5
1341 Congratulations on having the best party crasher costumes. 1.2743 0.05221 113 88 19 6
1342 I get it !! My breath is bad !! 1.2743 0.05221 113 88 19 6
1343 You two represent the height and depth of my relationships. 1.2743 0.05370 113 89 17 7
1344 Have you guys tried AA? 1.2743 0.04745 113 85 25 3
1345 Hey you hosers, how about some more hoes? 1.2736 0.05283 106 82 19 5
1346 You know, we all end up going the same place. 1.2736 0.05613 106 84 15 7
1347 Jim, meet Joe. He's been to the moon. Joe, meet Jim. He's been to the Titanic. 1.2727 0.05311 110 86 18 6
1348 I’ve never seen you guys in suits before. 1.2727 0.04817 110 83 24 3
1349 Go high or go down, which should it be" 1.2727 0.05311 110 86 18 6
1350 Opposites attract 1.2727 0.04987 110 84 22 4
1351 Have you two decided which is the final frontier? 1.2727 0.04987 110 84 22 4
1352 She's out of all 20,000 of your leagues. 1.2727 0.04987 110 84 22 4
1353 I finally got you two together! 1.2727 0.05466 110 87 16 7
1354 You won’t believe it darling! You’re both part of the deep state!! 1.2727 0.05311 110 86 18 6
1355 Here's to accessible mouths! 1.2727 0.05151 110 85 20 5
1356 I'll bet you both have itchy noses, right? 1.2727 0.04987 110 84 22 4
1357 I'm a trapeze artist. 1.2727 0.05466 110 87 16 7
1358 My mother always told me, "When they go low, you go high" 1.2727 0.04987 110 84 22 4
1359 They say opposites attract, but I'm afraid you two are in for some real ups and downs. 1.2727 0.05151 110 85 20 5
1360 And everyone thinks I’m the airhead! 1.2727 0.05311 110 86 18 6
1361 Here's a toast to supplemental oxygen, boys. 1.2727 0.04817 110 83 24 3
1362 I get it. A lot less oxygen, a lot more drunk. 1.2727 0.05151 110 85 20 5
1363 Hey guys! Is this a new method to quit drinking? 1.2727 0.04817 110 83 24 3
1364 I bet you guys have your "Ups and Downs." Get it ? "Ups and Downs." Get it ? 1.2727 0.04987 110 84 22 4
1365 Space Force?? Yes, and I'm Wonder Woman.... 1.2727 0.05616 110 88 14 8
1366 I thought you said this was a dress up party. 1.2727 0.04640 110 82 26 2
1367 Get bent! Get high! I'm here all night! 1.2727 0.05311 110 86 18 6
1368 I prefer uppers over downers. 1.2727 0.05151 110 85 20 5
1369 So, you're fraternal twins, then? 1.2727 0.05311 110 86 18 6
1370 He's under a lot less pressure up in space than you are at the bottom of the sea! 1.2727 0.04817 110 83 24 3
1371 Is it my breath? 1.2727 0.04987 110 84 22 4
1372 My Ralphie here just pours the cup in one of those little holes. Bottoms up! 1.2727 0.05311 110 86 18 6
1373 Mine’s full of excrement. How about yours? 1.2727 0.04987 110 84 22 4
1374 Loosen up a bit. You're sucking the air out of the room. 1.2727 0.04987 110 84 22 4
1375 I like your backpack" 1.2727 0.04987 110 84 22 4
1376 Ask me to pull your finger! 1.2727 0.05311 110 86 18 6
1377 This party has great atmosphere 1.2727 0.05311 110 86 18 6
1378 Actually, you two have much in common. 1.2727 0.04817 110 83 24 3
1379 Try the bean dip. 1.2727 0.04640 110 82 26 2
1380 Whew! I think it’s getting a little bit stuffy in here. 1.2727 0.04987 110 84 22 4
1381 I guess it's true that opposites do attract. 1.2727 0.04987 110 84 22 4
1382 If we get one more joke about an astronaut and a diver walking into a bar, I am launching myself 20,000 leagues under the sea. 1.2727 0.05151 110 85 20 5
1383 Kudos, guys -- those oxygen hits really got the party started. 1.2727 0.04817 110 83 24 3
1384 Come on you guys! It’s just an inverted yield curve! 1.2727 0.05311 110 86 18 6
1385 This party is a breath of fresh air. 1.2727 0.04457 110 81 28 1
1386 Sorry, but I don't have any straws. 1.2719 0.05180 114 89 19 6
1387 That's not what's meant by 'Dress for the job you want.' 1.2719 0.04871 114 87 23 4
1388 I guess you could say I have a type. 1.2719 0.04871 114 87 23 4
1389 THE INVITE CLEARLY SAID "NO SUITS" 1.2719 0.04871 114 87 23 4
1390 Houston, we have a drinking problem. 1.2719 0.05472 114 91 15 8
1391 Ah, I bet you two would really like to taste my Twang! 1.2719 0.05328 114 90 17 7
1392 So...What's up? You two don't care for the atmosphere? 1.2719 0.04871 114 87 23 4
1393 I prefer to stick to surface issues. 1.2719 0.05180 114 89 19 6
1394 I threw up in mine. 1.2719 0.05180 114 89 19 6
1395 ...then there was this one time when I lost my cat... 1.2719 0.04542 114 85 27 2
1396 I spiked the Tang, how are you two still sober? 1.2719 0.05472 114 91 15 8
1397 Gary said you two were over here getting tanked but I didn’t think you’d taken it quite so literally 1.2719 0.05028 114 88 21 5
1398 So, which of you was my date tonight? I can’t remember. I’ve gone both ways... 1.2719 0.05028 114 88 21 5
1399 Looks like wrong place wrong time but what the hell!! nobody else here has a life support system! Bottoms up 1.2719 0.05028 114 88 21 5
1400 Great atmosphere, don't ye think? C'mon boys 'lighten up'. My friend said you were 'down to earth' type guys. She was 'over the moon' to see you.Oh I could go on all night but yo guys probably want to 'shoot off,' oops theres another hic one 1.2719 0.05028 114 88 21 5
1401 Can I take a hit of your oxygen? I left my pack at home. 1.2719 0.05180 114 89 19 6
1402 You guys wanna get out of here? 1.2719 0.04542 114 85 27 2
1403 I swear the invite said to wear business attire. 1.2719 0.04871 114 87 23 4
1404 We're going outside to get some air. 1.2719 0.05180 114 89 19 6
1405 I'm not turning up the air conditioning. You're the only ones who thinks it's stuffy in here. 1.2719 0.04871 114 87 23 4
1406 You're from the air, he's from the sea, would both of you like to land on me? 1.2719 0.05028 114 88 21 5
1407 He looks spaced out. 1.2719 0.05028 114 88 21 5
1408 ...and what's more, Tom never has to worry about tripping over his own supply line in the middle of a party. 1.2719 0.04871 114 87 23 4
1409 They go low and we go high. 1.2719 0.04871 114 87 23 4
1410 Wow buddy, you're taking up quite a bit of space there 1.2719 0.05028 114 88 21 5
1411 Now do you believe in climate change? 1.2719 0.05180 114 89 19 6
1412 Excuse me, this is warm 1.2719 0.05328 114 90 17 7
1413 Come on guys, the smog isn't THAT bad. 1.2719 0.05328 114 90 17 7
1414 I sea y'all found some space at this party. 1.2719 0.05028 114 88 21 5
1415 I don't like the cocktail party atmosphere either. 1.2719 0.05028 114 88 21 5
1416 I can get you straws -- will that help? 1.2719 0.04709 114 86 25 3
1417 I know what you two have in common -- diapers! Ha ha ha ha ha ha! 1.2719 0.05472 114 91 15 8
1418 That is such a good story, but let me tell you about this time I went to Sam's Club. 1.2719 0.05180 114 89 19 6
1419 Our host has quit vaping, guys. 1.2719 0.05180 114 89 19 6
1420 I just love a guy in a suit. 1.2719 0.05028 114 88 21 5
1421 I guess we'll have to get those "come as you are" invitations out a little earlier next time. 1.2719 0.05472 114 91 15 8
1422 C'mon guys, step outside your comfort zones! 1.2719 0.04542 114 85 27 2
1423 She takes up all the oxygen in a room. So we've come prepared. 1.2719 0.04871 114 87 23 4
1424 Just drop it off at Mother's on your way up, darling. 1.2719 0.04871 114 87 23 4
1425 Heigh- ho its off to Mars we go. 1.2719 0.05328 114 90 17 7
1426 You can always tell the plus-ones at these flatulence appreciation events. 1.2719 0.05180 114 89 19 6
1427 Bottoms up, boys! Ha! Ha! Ha! 1.2719 0.05180 114 89 19 6
1428 I think I have a "type." 1.2719 0.04871 114 87 23 4
1429 I'd go back off the grid if I were you 1.2719 0.05328 114 90 17 7
1430 Hey Neil Cousteau, you're a regular Jacques Armstrong! 1.2719 0.05180 114 89 19 6
1431 I prefer guys who get high. 1.2719 0.04709 114 86 25 3
1432 You both look juss like my ex. He wuss bald too. 1.2719 0.05612 114 92 13 9
1433 One small sip for man, one giant dip for mankind 1.2719 0.05328 114 90 17 7
1434 Halloween is next week. 1.2719 0.04871 114 87 23 4
1435 This punch got my head spinning. Hey, am I in space or underwater? 1.2719 0.05028 114 88 21 5
1436 Here’s to the new fall fashions. 1.2719 0.05028 114 88 21 5
1437 Remind me again what you do for a living. 1.2719 0.04871 114 87 23 4
1438 I understand they just discovered water on the moon. 1.2719 0.05180 114 89 19 6
1439 either of you guys want to step outside and get some air? 1.2719 0.04871 114 87 23 4
1440 Is this what they mean by life's ups and downs. 1.2719 0.05328 114 90 17 7
1441 Fancy meeting you here. 1.2719 0.05328 114 90 17 7
1442 Y-yeah well... I can hold my breath for two minutes. Wanna see? 1.2719 0.04709 114 86 25 3
1443 She really needs to contain herself. 1.2719 0.05028 114 88 21 5
1444 Last person to the bar buys the drinks !" 1.2719 0.05028 114 88 21 5
1445 Two beers and she sucks the air out of the room. 1.2719 0.05028 114 88 21 5
1446 I love it when you guys argue about the "Final Frontier!" 1.2719 0.04871 114 87 23 4
1447 Rum and Tang beats a Seabreeze any day of the week. 1.2719 0.05180 114 89 19 6
1448 Did I ever tell you about the time I got lost in Target? 1.2719 0.04709 114 86 25 3
1449 Itch? 1.2719 0.05328 114 90 17 7
1450 His tank is filled with Cosmos. 1.2718 0.05378 103 80 18 5
1451 I agree -- it is a little stuffy in here. 1.2712 0.04763 118 90 24 4
1452 I knew you two would hit it off. 1.2703 0.04948 111 85 22 4
1453 I can only imagine your embarrassment for having worn the same outfits. 1.2703 0.05269 111 87 18 6
1454 Hey guys, I'm not sure if this is what Sheila meant by "drop everything and come for a drink." 1.2703 0.04948 111 85 22 4
1455 Two approaches to Global warming, Cheers! 1.2703 0.04948 111 85 22 4
1456 You boys up for a lil adventure? 1.2703 0.04779 111 84 24 3
1457 When corporate said dress for the job you want 1.2703 0.05111 111 86 20 5
1458 I'm glad you agreed to meet in the middle. 1.2703 0.04948 111 85 22 4
1459 "Well, well, if it's not my deep sea diver and the guy that took me out of this world!" 1.2696 0.04990 115 89 21 5
1460 Shay, am I in luck! The swimming pool's cracked and we're outta green cheese. 1.2696 0.05141 115 90 19 6
1461 Tabitha, this is Jack. Jack shares your concerns about gluten. 1.2696 0.05141 115 90 19 6
1462 Hey, don't you work in my kid's fishtank? 1.2696 0.05141 115 90 19 6
1463 Sure beats a divebar! 1.2696 0.04835 115 88 23 4
1464 Show me your rocket. 1.2696 0.05141 115 90 19 6
1465 Anyways, this is James … for some reason I think you two have a lot in common ... 1.2696 0.05141 115 90 19 6
1466 When they go low we go high, am I right? 1.2696 0.04835 115 88 23 4
1467 Did anyone warn you that can I suck the air out of a room? 1.2696 0.04990 115 89 21 5
1468 Nice try, guys, but I think booze'll destroy our brains before oxygen deprivation will. 1.2696 0.04990 115 89 21 5
1469 Which one of you studs would like to explore the new frontiers of Sheila? 1.2696 0.04835 115 88 23 4
1470 Have you guys been to the Poconos lately? 1.2696 0.04674 115 87 25 3
1471 Our straws are not plastic. 1.2696 0.04990 115 89 21 5
1472 Could one of you please explain why you're bothering to hold a drink in your hand? 1.2696 0.05429 115 92 15 8
1473 I emptied his; now it's your turn. 1.2696 0.05141 115 90 19 6
1474 Me neither. 1.2696 0.04835 115 88 23 4
1475 Living in a bubble comes in handy. 1.2696 0.04835 115 88 23 4
1476 A toast to Jules Verne and Tang 1.2696 0.04835 115 88 23 4
1477 Wearing protection is the new black. 1.2696 0.05287 115 91 17 7
1478 Come on, boys, last day, last chance . . . neither one ready for a little kissy-poo?" 1.2696 0.05287 115 91 17 7
1479 I don’t know about you fellas, but I’m tanked. 1.2696 0.04990 115 89 21 5
1480 I didn't think you guys would make it. 1.2696 0.04835 115 88 23 4
1481 Hey, I'm a naut, too... A naughty girl! 1.2696 0.05141 115 90 19 6
1482 You both are so down to earth! 1.2696 0.05141 115 90 19 6
1483 What's the frequency, Kenneth? 1.2696 0.05568 115 93 13 9
1484 All relationships have ups and downs. 1.2692 0.05505 104 82 16 6
1485 So,what NFL team are you guys on? 1.2692 0.05333 104 81 18 5
1486 Got any protection? 1.2692 0.05333 104 81 18 5
1487 Great. Two more guys whose feelings are opaque. 1.2692 0.04970 104 79 22 3
1488 Looks like you have found the most convenient ways to ignore climate change. 1.2692 0.04779 104 78 24 2
1489 Yes, it’s 150 years since “20,000 Leagues Under the Sea.” But we’re still celebrating 50 years of “2001, A Space Odyssey,” aren’t we, Hal? Hal? 1.2692 0.05333 104 81 18 5
1490 I can see you going up and you going down. 1.2692 0.05672 104 83 14 7
1491 Of course I remember you 1.2692 0.04970 104 79 22 3
1492 C’mon, it’s not like I’m pressuring you two ... 1.2692 0.06496 78 62 11 5
1493 SOOOOO, when you guys faked the moon landing 50 years ago, it was done with underwater photography, right? I knew it, I knew it! 1.2692 0.05333 104 81 18 5
1494 I know it’s a stuffy party but cmon guys. 1.2692 0.05155 104 80 20 4
1495 Oh, that’s just my ex. He thinks he’s soooo deep. 1.2692 0.04779 104 78 24 2
1496 AA sent me here, too, to see if I could resist drinking at a cocktail party. 1.2692 0.04579 104 77 26 1
1497 Well... I came to debunk the moon hoax- did you come for watergate? 1.2692 0.05333 104 81 18 5
1498 It comes with a juicer and microwave 1.2692 0.04970 104 79 22 3
1499 Fill'er up! 1.2692 0.04970 104 79 22 3
1500 So, do you ask for oxygen often!? 1.2692 0.05333 104 81 18 5
1501 You haven't been around the world until you've been around with me. 1.2692 0.05155 104 80 20 4
1502 Which one of you is not like the other? 1.2692 0.04779 104 78 24 2
1503 Oh, Ted's doesn't need an umbilical cord. Go on, Ted, tell him how yours doesn't need an umbilical cord! 1.2692 0.05155 104 80 20 4
1504 Straws? Why do you ask? 1.2685 0.05028 108 83 21 4
1505 I hate when I forget casual Friday. 1.2685 0.05028 108 83 21 4
1506 You know what they say about guys with big tanks. 1.2685 0.04482 108 80 27 1
1507 Can I offer you a Tang? 1.2685 0.04671 108 81 25 2
1508 'May I check your helmets, guys? We've oxygen aplenty here'. 1.2685 0.05197 108 84 19 5
1509 We just invited you guys to see what happens if you try to take a drink. 1.2685 0.05028 108 83 21 4
1510 Ubermensch, Untermensch. Ha, I crack myself up. 1.2685 0.05361 108 85 17 6
1511 Everybody has their ups and downs 1.2685 0.05197 108 84 19 5
1512 Watch what happens when I say, 'Drink up' 1.2685 0.05361 108 85 17 6
1513 Somehow I knew you guys would be talking about artificial air supplies. 1.2685 0.05197 108 84 19 5
1514 Deep sea, meet deep space, and me, here to help with your drinking problem. 1.2679 0.05227 112 88 18 6
1515 I've been a little under the water these days. 1.2679 0.04909 112 86 22 4
1516 You two look like you could use some excitement in your lives. 1.2679 0.04909 112 86 22 4
1517 Weightlessness also takes place after one too many tequilas. 1.2679 0.05526 112 90 14 8
1518 I’m guessing you two have the same tailor. 1.2679 0.04909 112 86 22 4
1519 I have to apologize to you both for all this gravity 1.2679 0.04390 112 83 28 1
1520 Whaddya' think of the Green New Deal? 1.2679 0.05071 112 87 20 5
1521 Jacques meet Neil 1.2679 0.04743 112 85 24 3
1522 Is this part of the 12 step program? 1.2679 0.05379 112 89 16 7
1523 Either of you want to come explore me? 1.2679 0.05071 112 87 20 5
1524 Looks like a great way to avoid the bathroom line. 1.2679 0.04909 112 86 22 4
1525 I told you I'd find the perfect match. 1.2679 0.04743 112 85 24 3
1526 So that's where the urine goes in space! 1.2679 0.05071 112 87 20 5
1527 I don't know about you guys, but I'm gonna get out of here and get a little fresh air. 1.2679 0.04909 112 86 22 4
1528 Alan has been 20,000 leagues OVER the sea. 1.2679 0.05227 112 88 18 6
1529 You guys must be twins! 1.2679 0.05379 112 89 16 7
1530 They say opposites attract. Can I introduce you? 1.2679 0.05071 112 87 20 5
1531 So .... are you two twins or a couple? 1.2679 0.04909 112 86 22 4
1532 Surf and turf, how 'bout taking one small step for womankind and getting me a refill. 1.2679 0.05379 112 89 16 7
1533 Gotta be careful not to pass gas while you are wearing this get up eh captain. 1.2679 0.05670 112 91 12 9
1534 I knew you two would get along. 1.2679 0.05071 112 87 20 5
1535 Darn, nobody told me it was come as you are 1.2679 0.05071 112 87 20 5
1536 Hey, you know this thing won’t last very long, you’ve got to empty a Porta Potty once a day. 1.2679 0.05227 112 88 18 6
1537 I hear you guys are plugged in! 1.2679 0.04570 112 84 26 2
1538 Aquanaut - Astronaut -- tomatoes - toe-mat-ohs... 1.2672 0.04798 116 89 23 4
1539 Would you guys like another Tang & Tanqueray? 1.2667 0.05458 105 83 16 6
1540 The drinks are great but this party lacks atmosphere! Right? Hah! 1.2667 0.04740 105 79 24 2
1541 He gets to swim with the fish. You get to swim among the stars. 1.2667 0.05112 105 81 20 4
1542 He’s my air. But you’ll always be my water. 1.2667 0.05288 105 82 18 5
1543 Wanna go to the moon cowboy? 1.2667 0.05458 105 83 16 6
1544 And then he said, is that a Rocketman on a Yellow Submarine? 1.2661 0.04988 109 84 21 4
1545 Let’s go explore the buffet! 1.2661 0.04988 109 84 21 4
1546 I just knew you two, despite your differences, would have so much in common. 1.2661 0.04988 109 84 21 4
1547 In case you're wondering, there's a superb octopus carpaccio and cheese slices from the moon. 1.2661 0.05155 109 85 19 5
1548 You have a lot in common. 1.2661 0.04634 109 82 25 2
1549 I love these after-work parties, but... 1.2655 0.04872 113 87 22 4
1550 I hope you guys can hold your liquor. 1.2655 0.04536 113 85 26 2
1551 Show some respect, Eddie. Your granddad was exploring the Final Frontier long before you were. 1.2655 0.05031 113 88 20 5
1552 I agree. I'm no longer troubled by bedbugs. 1.2655 0.05031 113 88 20 5
1553 Is it just me, or does she suck all the air out of a room? 1.2655 0.05031 113 88 20 5
1554 You wont even notice it when you're weightless. 1.2655 0.04707 113 86 24 3
1555 Don't leave me out of the conversation guys. I'm Mother Earth. 1.2655 0.04872 113 87 22 4
1556 Pardon me, but does this thing have anything stronger than Tang 1.2642 0.05069 106 82 20 4
1557 She definitely has a type. 1.2642 0.05069 106 82 20 4
1558 Uber meets Space X: New Years Eve, 2029 1.2642 0.05244 106 83 18 5
1559 Here's to putting on airs. 1.2636 0.05114 110 86 19 5
1560 Finding any common ground? 1.2636 0.05582 110 89 13 8
1561 Do you need to use the restroom before you go? 1.2632 0.04834 114 88 22 4
1562 You two are just full of hot air! 1.2632 0.04834 114 88 22 4
1563 I just came for the oxygen bar. You? 1.2632 0.05145 114 90 18 6
1564 I’m so delighted you brought the extra good stuff! 1.2596 0.04926 104 80 21 3
1565 If you wanna talk wormholes, this is Joe, he's very deep. 1.2596 0.05465 104 83 15 6
1566 How goes the ups and downs fellows? 1.2596 0.05291 104 82 17 5
1567 That's so funny. My husband thinks I suck the oxygen out of the room too. 1.2596 0.04732 104 79 23 2
1568 Don’t worry, life has its ups and downs... 1.2596 0.04926 104 80 21 3
1569 Doing it in outer space. Oh, I miss the Grateful Dead. 1.2596 0.05291 104 82 17 5
1570 Cheers!It looks like you''re well-prepared for an under-water economy next year! 1.2596 0.05291 104 82 17 5
1571 I knew if I could get you two together you’d hit it off! 1.2596 0.05112 104 81 19 4
1572 Jackie told me you've both been under a lot of pressure at work lately. 1.2596 0.05112 104 81 19 4
1573 I see you also took the advice about dressing for the job you want. 1.2596 0.04926 104 80 21 3
1574 This baby can carry two full kegs at a time. 1.2596 0.04732 104 79 23 2
1575 I never imagined you two would ever meet. 1.2596 0.05796 104 85 11 8
1576 Some party goers were prepared for Dave to suck the air out of the room, again. 1.2596 0.05112 104 81 19 4
1577 I'm so high right now. 1.2596 0.04926 104 80 21 3
1578 Even when we were kids we viewed things differently. 1.2596 0.05465 104 83 15 6
1579 Seems I’m not the only one with a drinking problem. 1.2596 0.04732 104 79 23 2
1580 So wadda you do when you have to pee? 1.2596 0.04926 104 80 21 3
1581 So...who’s ready for a toxic relationship? 1.2596 0.05112 104 81 19 4
1582 Honey, meet Rick, my ex. He also has intimacy issues...so, CHEERS!.. 1.2596 0.05112 104 81 19 4
1583 I agree, global warming is really opening up new real estate options. 1.2596 0.05112 104 81 19 4
1584 First time to the office Halloween party? 1.2596 0.05291 104 82 17 5
1585 Are you the one with the hoppy microbrew? 1.2596 0.05291 104 82 17 5
1586 The two of you could be twins yet you seem to be total opposites! 1.2596 0.04926 104 80 21 3
1587 See? Nothing to worry about. 1.2596 0.04732 104 79 23 2
1588 Am I overdressed or are you underdressed? 1.2596 0.05112 104 81 19 4
1589 No way that ‘slip into something more comfortable’ line can work twice at the same party. 1.2596 0.04732 104 79 23 2
1590 The costume party is down the street. 1.2596 0.05291 104 82 17 5
1591 Fellas, I could use a little air myself. 1.2596 0.05291 104 82 17 5
1592 Compared to talking to Edna, they found sea and space training to be a piece of cake. 1.2596 0.05112 104 81 19 4
1593 Great…invitation said surprise party come as you are and I see that you did. 1.2596 0.05112 104 81 19 4
1594 You suits need to let your hair down once in a while. 1.2596 0.05465 104 83 15 6
1595 Mom! NASA does give us lunch in space! 1.2596 0.05112 104 81 19 4
1596 C'mon...one last toast to the climate denial party people... 1.2577 0.05340 97 76 17 4
1597 Brothers from different mothers! 1.2577 0.05538 97 77 15 5
1598 ...to the ups and the downs! 1.2577 0.04922 97 74 21 2
1599 Just because l’m as drunk as a skunk, it doesn’t mean I smell like one! 1.2577 0.05728 97 78 13 6
1600 I had to put an extra stamp on this package. 1.2577 0.05340 97 76 17 4
1601 I just knew you two would hit it off. You are both so into oxygen. 1.2574 0.05567 101 81 14 6
1602 So what do you think fellas? Nice party, but no atmosphere...am I right or am I right 1.2574 0.05387 101 80 16 5
1603 Perfect. A back-strapped portable drink-ah-ma-jig. 1.2574 0.04804 101 77 22 2
1604 An'...an' here I am, schtuck in the middle. 1.2574 0.04804 101 77 22 2
1605 Who claimed that I suck up all the oxygen in the room? 1.2574 0.05200 101 79 18 4
1606 You won’t mind dropping this off on your way? 1.2574 0.05200 101 79 18 4
1607 Joan, I'd like you to meet Fred. Both of you started off with just Purell 1.2574 0.05387 101 80 16 5
1608 Sure, maybe it's not as cool, but at least my wife can handle her booze... 1.2574 0.05006 101 78 20 3
1609 You do know that "sucking all the oxygen out of the room" is just an expression, right? [Alt] One of you is really out of his depth 1.2574 0.04804 101 77 22 2
1610 Actually I prefer Tang through a straw. 1.2574 0.04804 101 77 22 2
1611 As usual, Sally is sucking all the oxygen out of the room. 1.2574 0.05200 101 79 18 4
1612 No wonder you've never met before. 1.2574 0.04804 101 77 22 2
1613 Well Bill, at least you don't have to worry about drowning. 1.2574 0.05006 101 78 20 3
1614 You guys looking for a real adventure? 1.2574 0.05387 101 80 16 5
1615 Same-day delivery is really taking it up a notch. 1.2574 0.05200 101 79 18 4
1616 Here's mud on your visor. 1.2571 0.05246 105 83 17 5
1617 Tell me again what AA step you two are on. 1.2571 0.05069 105 82 19 4
1618 Down the hatch, gents. oopsie 1.2571 0.05246 105 83 17 5
1619 Oh, come on you two, its just a party, they won't suffocate you. 1.2571 0.04885 105 81 21 3
1620 You guys worry about environmental toxins. I worry about alcohol. Who's happier? 1.2571 0.05418 105 84 15 6
1621 Harold was always self-contained. 1.2571 0.05069 105 82 19 4
1622 First flatulence anonymous meeting boys? 1.2571 0.05418 105 84 15 6
1623 Now boys, let's not argue. Deep space, deep ocean, really, what's the difference? 1.2571 0.05069 105 82 19 4
1624 Damn bro, that's pretty deep 1.2571 0.05246 105 83 17 5
1625 Talk about kismet! 1.2571 0.04885 105 81 21 3
1626 The gals are wondering which of you have one small step for man, and which has one giant leap for mankind. 1.2571 0.05246 105 83 17 5
1627 First Frontier, meet Final Frontier 1.2571 0.04885 105 81 21 3
1628 Looks like you guys have a drinking problem. 1.2571 0.05418 105 84 15 6
1629 Bob meet Jim, he is the suit I left you for. 1.2571 0.05418 105 84 15 6
1630 Shall I pour the margarita into the intake valve? What about the salt? 1.2571 0.04885 105 81 21 3
1631 A small sip for a man. A giant mouthful for mankind. 1.2571 0.05585 105 85 13 7
1632 Did you miss your take off too? 1.2571 0.05246 105 83 17 5
1633 Hey guys, sorry to tell you this, but the Star Wars flash mob is taking place three blocks east of here! 1.2571 0.05246 105 83 17 5
1634 Ever since meeting Carol I’ve stayed so grounded. 1.2571 0.05069 105 82 19 4
1635 Larry was pleased to see that he wasn't the only one whose best suit was at the dry cleaner's. 1.2571 0.05246 105 83 17 5
1636 “You’re so hot. I love your outfit. Where's the tap on this thing.” 1.2571 0.05585 105 85 13 7
1637 Help me out: which one of you drinks like a fish, and who likes his screwdriver with Tang? 1.2571 0.04885 105 81 21 3
1638 I once tried to explore the depths of my own despair. 1.2571 0.04694 105 80 23 2
1639 No, he really is a Space Force cadet! 1.2571 0.05246 105 83 17 5
1640 I wanted you two to meet to see if opposites really attract. 1.2571 0.05069 105 82 19 4
1641 Let me know if you guys need a little more breathing room 1.2571 0.05246 105 83 17 5
1642 This is my first “Have and Have Naut” party. 1.2571 0.04885 105 81 21 3
1643 Mind if I take a hit of your oxygen? 1.2564 0.06689 78 64 8 6
1644 I gotta tell ya, I really got a thing for you guys in uniform. 1.2556 0.05600 90 71 15 4
1645 You two have given me hope for long-distance relationships. 1.2549 0.04763 102 78 22 2
1646 See, the world really is big enough for the two of you! 1.2549 0.04763 102 78 22 2
1647 How am I supposed to drink this with the helmet? 1.2549 0.05155 102 80 18 4
1648 Hey, I get it! I dated scuba diver in college. 1.2549 0.04963 102 79 20 3
1649 I believe I needed socialization more than I needed space. 1.2549 0.04763 102 78 22 2
1650 C'mon, down the ol' hatch 1.2549 0.04763 102 78 22 2
1651 I've been searching high and low for someone like you. 1.2549 0.04763 102 78 22 2
1652 Who's ready for vacuous conversation? 1.2549 0.05340 102 81 16 5
1653 When you go low, I go high, buddy. 1.2549 0.05340 102 81 16 5
1654 At least you know where your next drink is coming from. 1.2549 0.05340 102 81 16 5
1655 This is one small step for spiked seltzer, one giant leap for Debbie. 1.2549 0.05155 102 80 18 4
1656 You two are like polar opposites. 1.2547 0.05202 106 84 17 5
1657 No one at the party can believe you've never met before! 1.2547 0.05027 106 83 19 4
1658 Reminiscing about your highs and lows? 1.2547 0.04845 106 82 21 3
1659 Max, I want you to meet John. He's on the way up! 1.2547 0.04655 106 81 23 2
1660 Forget the drinks. Get us some air! 1.2547 0.05372 106 85 15 6
1661 I'm interested in a man who will love me to the moon and back rather than to the bottom of the deep blue sea. 1.2547 0.05202 106 84 17 5
1662 Hey, GREAT Moonshine, Dude! 1.2547 0.05027 106 83 19 4
1663 I'm so glad I found someone here, who's also higher than a kite. 1.2547 0.04845 106 82 21 3
1664 He's out of this world 1.2547 0.05027 106 83 19 4
1665 Here's to old terra firma! 1.2547 0.05202 106 84 17 5
1666 John, meet George ... you two seem well suited to be friends. 1.2547 0.04655 106 81 23 2
1667 He hasn’t taken it off in 50 years 1.2547 0.05372 106 85 15 6
1668 Dave decided to wear his work clothes too. 1.2547 0.04458 106 80 25 1
1669 He says I take the oxygen out of the room when I drink too much. 1.2547 0.05027 106 83 19 4
1670 Your searching is over; here I am! 1.2526 0.05790 95 77 12 6
1671 You boys look like the adventuresome type... 1.2525 0.04836 99 76 21 2
1672 I hate to break the news to you guys, but the Costume party was yesterday. 1.2525 0.05438 99 79 15 5
1673 'Come on, guys, don't isolate yourselves - mingle!" 1.2525 0.04618 99 75 23 1
1674 Come straight from work? I guess you don’t have casual Fridays. 1.2525 0.05245 99 78 17 4
1675 Bob, why are we the only ones here wearing a suit? 1.2525 0.04836 99 76 21 2
1676 Hey honey, how 'bout a ménage a qua? 1.2525 0.05044 99 77 19 3
1677 Let me guess. You're in a band. The Village People meets Air Supply. 1.2525 0.04836 99 76 21 2
1678 So, is there only one female diving suit on the planet? Or is that just a NASA thing? 1.2525 0.05245 99 78 17 4
1679 I see you also misread The Office costume party invitation. 1.2525 0.05438 99 79 15 5
1680 Asking either one of you for a ride may be a mistake. 1.2500 0.05322 84 65 17 2
1681 You fellas are really nursing those drinks, I haven't seen you take a sip all night. 1.2500 0.05322 84 65 17 2
1682 Who spiked the Tang? 1.2500 0.05585 84 66 15 3
1683 You two have more in common than you think. 1.2500 0.05837 84 67 13 4
1684 Jim's back pack urinal has to be drained- so we'll be right back 1.2500 0.05322 84 65 17 2
1685 Mother Water named you well; Over and Under. 1.2500 0.05837 84 67 13 4
1686 I guess you guys weren't expecting this party to have much atmosphere, huh? 1.2500 0.05837 84 67 13 4
1687 Everyone thinks my personal environment system is a beer tap! 1.2500 0.05837 84 67 13 4
1688 Is there a Mrs. Astronaut, Mr. Astronaut? 1.2500 0.05585 84 66 15 3
1689 Why don’t I get you fellas a couple of straws and we can forget the misunderstanding. 1.2500 0.04944 108 85 19 4
1690 Which one of you finds me irresistibly dangerous? 1.2500 0.05585 84 66 15 3
1691 Suitor number 1; What do you think about marriage? 1.2500 0.05585 84 66 15 3
1692 Relax, boys. I know you've had a real up-and-down week. 1.2500 0.05585 84 66 15 3
1693 Hey Mr. High-in-the-sky, I want you to meet Mr. Abysmal Depths. 1.2500 0.05585 84 66 15 3
1694 You must be designated drivers. 1.2500 0.05585 84 66 15 3
1695 Do you want me to burst your bubbles? 1.2500 0.05585 84 66 15 3
1696 When she drinks like this, I'm the one who gets spacey. 1.2500 0.05837 84 67 13 4
1697 I’ll leave you both to discuss the highs and lows of your careers. 1.2500 0.05837 84 67 13 4
1698 Here,drink this for a real "lift-off 1.2500 0.05837 84 67 13 4
1699 Hi Rick, I see you know Sheila--two more drinks and she'll suck all the air out of the room 1.2500 0.05585 84 66 15 3
1700 You're right! The "Tang" is delicious! 1.2500 0.05837 84 67 13 4
1701 The invite did say "a deep dive to the outer limits of art" 1.2500 0.05322 84 65 17 2
1702 What did you think I meant when I said I switched teams after we broke up? 1.2500 0.05837 84 67 13 4
1703 Do you see the world going around and around as well? 1.2500 0.05585 84 66 15 3
1704 Let me tell you about my trip to Mars! 1.2500 0.05837 84 67 13 4
1705 What’s up guys, or should I say what’s down? 1.2500 0.05585 84 66 15 3
1706 I told you we could sneak into the baby shower if we used the disguise" 1.2474 0.05490 97 78 14 5
1707 I think it's time for you two to clear the air. 1.2474 0.05290 97 77 16 4
1708 Come here often? 1.2473 0.05650 93 75 13 5
1709 I prefer a man who’s self-contained. 1.2439 0.05900 82 66 12 4
1710 Wow, Ted. I'm sorry to hear your company is under water. 1.2439 0.05900 82 66 12 4
1711 And If I hold my hand over the air intake long enough... 1.2439 0.05639 82 65 14 3
1712 Mine is kosher! 1.2439 0.05639 82 65 14 3
1713 Look Martin — deep sea diving just isn't attractive to women anymore. You want in on the space business my friend. 1.2400 0.04948 100 79 18 3
1714 Oh, you two, always harping about an America that revered science! 1.2396 0.05490 96 78 13 5
1715 I hear the Administration wants to put a man on the seafloor by 2020. 1.2396 0.05490 96 78 13 5
1716 It's great if you get the bends 1.2396 0.05287 96 77 15 4
1717 Is Steve talk about how self-contained he is again? 1.2396 0.05490 96 78 13 5
1718 Nah. Can't take it through the top like you do. Chest flap's the only way in. Would you say she's attractive? I can't tell. She never walks around in front. Been hangin' on my pack for half an hour. Keeps callin' me Jack. 1.2396 0.05075 96 76 17 3
1719 I'm tanked up, too. 1.2396 0.05075 96 76 17 3
1720 Twenty leagues under the sea, meet the 1st man on the moon! 1.2396 0.05075 96 76 17 3
1721 A Cosmo party, Mr. President, refers to the drink 1.2396 0.04854 96 75 19 2
1722 What happened to Earth and Fire" 1.2396 0.05075 96 76 17 3
1723 Just give it a minute. No pressure. 1.2396 0.04854 96 75 19 2
1724 And I packed you a nice lunch, dear. 1.2396 0.04854 96 75 19 2
1725 Trust me. You're gonna need something stronger than that if you're gonna explore what's between the heavens and the sea. 1.2396 0.05075 96 76 17 3
1726 I love how they fooled you into thinking this was a costume party! 1.2396 0.05075 96 76 17 3
1727 They made me pee in this cup an hour ego, you? 1.2396 0.05075 96 76 17 3
1728 I'm sure you guys have a lot to try to talk about. 1.2396 0.05287 96 77 15 4
1729 There's just no atmosphere. 1.2396 0.05490 96 78 13 5
1730 Per Aqua ad Astra 1.2396 0.04854 96 75 19 2
1731 So, for how long has your business been under water? 1.2396 0.05287 96 77 15 4
1732 Freshener? 1.2396 0.05075 96 76 17 3
1733 Oh you didn’t need your suits, this is a smoke free building 1.2396 0.05075 96 76 17 3
1734 Are you gals having a good time? 1.2396 0.05287 96 77 15 4
1735 I will get you some straws. 1.2396 0.05287 96 77 15 4
1736 I don’t know about you guys, but I’m not feeling any pressure. 1.2396 0.05287 96 77 15 4
1737 Here's to the versatility of adult diapers" 1.2396 0.05287 96 77 15 4
1738 Darling, don’t forget your blankie. 1.2396 0.05490 96 78 13 5
1739 NASA, NOAA--WHATEVER 1.2396 0.05287 96 77 15 4
1740 The food is good but the atmosphere is terrible. 1.2396 0.05490 96 78 13 5
1741 Guess you guys got the note that smoking is allowed at this party. 1.2396 0.05075 96 76 17 3
1742 Great beer guzzler helmet, but I think your keg's empty. 1.2396 0.05490 96 78 13 5
1743 Here's looking at you. 1.2396 0.05490 96 78 13 5
1744 You see, I knew I would see Cuba Gooding and Tom Hanks at the same party. 1.2396 0.05075 96 76 17 3
1745 So much fun guys! Where’s the wine button haha! 1.2396 0.05287 96 77 15 4
1746 Quit fondling the poop tank, honey. 1.2396 0.05287 96 77 15 4
1747 This gives new meaning to the phrase "let's meet in the middle". 1.2396 0.05075 96 76 17 3
1748 Which one of you hunks wants to take me home? 1.2396 0.05490 96 78 13 5
1749 You are totally right, there is too much smoke in here. 1.2396 0.05287 96 77 15 4
1750 It never gets old watching you guys trying to drink from a glass. 1.2396 0.05075 96 76 17 3
1751 Sorry your face shield got locked in place. The scotch is great! 1.2396 0.04623 96 74 21 1
1752 Just trinkets -- in case it's inhabited after all. 1.2396 0.05075 96 76 17 3
1753 This margarita machine works great! 1.2396 0.04854 96 75 19 2
1754 His name is Trump and he wants to be part of the Space Force. 1.2396 0.05287 96 77 15 4
1755 So I said to John Glenn, I said " John..." Heeeey, wait a minute. How are you guys are you going to drink those? 1.2396 0.05490 96 78 13 5
1756 You may want to explore the possibilities together! 1.2396 0.05075 96 76 17 3
1757 Why am I walking around in a Space suit? Its so much more comfortable than the Diving Suit 1.2396 0.05075 96 76 17 3
1758 A small leap...huh? 1.2396 0.05075 96 76 17 3
1759 ... and on the date in the invitation we had Village People and wizards too! 1.2396 0.05287 96 77 15 4
1760 Is it just me or do you also wish you were back in isolation for another six months 1.2396 0.04623 96 74 21 1
1761 No STDs tonight. We're totally protected! 1.2396 0.05287 96 77 15 4
1762 Stars, starfish, whatever - You're both stars to me! 1.2396 0.05075 96 76 17 3
1763 Have you seen the cowardly lion? 1.2396 0.05075 96 76 17 3
1764 See Dave, I told you I could get an upgrade. 1.2396 0.05287 96 77 15 4
1765 trump is completely insane and scares the shit out of me. 1.2396 0.05876 96 80 9 7
1766 Oh, I agree totally. Dress for the job you want. 1.2396 0.05075 96 76 17 3
1767 You two are such a breath of fresh air" 1.2396 0.04854 96 75 19 2
1768 I think there's a guppy in my Tang. 1.2396 0.05075 96 76 17 3
1769 I agree with you two, the atmosphere of this party stinks! 1.2396 0.04623 96 74 21 1
1770 That’s my mom loading on the guilt. 1.2396 0.05287 96 77 15 4
1771 "You two are literally sucking the oxygen out of the room." 1.2396 0.05075 96 76 17 3
1772 So, I hate to be a downer, but how are you guys feeling about the looming climate crisis? 1.2396 0.05075 96 76 17 3
1773 Hey there--why don't we do a little exploring later on. 1.2396 0.04854 96 75 19 2
1774 You're not my usual type, I usually go for emotionally unavailable men. 1.2396 0.05287 96 77 15 4
1775 Obviously you guys won’t know the way to the bathroom, pretty damn ingenious. 1.2396 0.05287 96 77 15 4
1776 You are both from such different places, I'm sure you'll find something to talk about. 1.2396 0.04854 96 75 19 2
1777 It was actually supposed to be my costume. How was I to know that it only fit men? 1.2396 0.05686 96 79 11 6
1778 Uber meet Lyft. 1.2396 0.05490 96 78 13 5
1779 These Amazon next day deliveries are going to kill us 1.2396 0.05287 96 77 15 4
1780 Here’s to the last frontiers. 1.2396 0.04854 96 75 19 2
1781 You aren't the only ones who can suck all the oxygen out of the room! 1.2396 0.05287 96 77 15 4
1782 Hey guys..props to you for thinking outside of the box, but I'd give AA a try too. 1.2396 0.05490 96 78 13 5
1783 Cheers to our men in uniform! Hiccup... 1.2396 0.05075 96 76 17 3
1784 Wow you guys must have a lot to talk about! 1.2396 0.05075 96 76 17 3
1785 The bathroom line is terrible, what's your secret? 1.2396 0.05075 96 76 17 3
1786 You two seem well suited for each other. 1.2396 0.04854 96 75 19 2
1787 Deep sea great, space travel great, but I have rent control. 1.2396 0.05075 96 76 17 3
1788 Guess she has a type 1.2396 0.05490 96 78 13 5
1789 Cheers to finally deciding to meet each other halfway." 1.2396 0.04854 96 75 19 2
1790 Hey, Buzz, Jacque! Here’s gravity in your eye! 1.2396 0.05287 96 77 15 4
1791 Oh hi Bob. This is my new boyfriend. He's in space exploration. What are you doing these days? 1.2396 0.05287 96 77 15 4
1792 Come on you guys! The atmosphere here ain't that bad! 1.2396 0.05075 96 76 17 3
1793 You two are actually doing something about the terrible atmosphere at these things. 1.2396 0.05287 96 77 15 4
1794 Twin-sies! 1.2396 0.05075 96 76 17 3
1795 Mars, let me introduce Neptune. 1.2396 0.05287 96 77 15 4
1796 Why don't you two try exploring each other 1.2396 0.04623 96 74 21 1
1797 Are you guys going to get the bends or the spins? 1.2396 0.04854 96 75 19 2
1798 I can see you're really getting a buzz on 1.2396 0.05075 96 76 17 3
1799 I'm sorry I must be sucking all the air out of the room 1.2396 0.05075 96 76 17 3
1800 Have you tried the Kool-Aid? It's a trip! (note to Editor: in the event the use of "Kool-Aid" is an infringement, I would substitute "punch") 1.2396 0.05075 96 76 17 3
1801 Could I offer you a Tang spritzer? 1.2396 0.04854 96 75 19 2
1802 I wish I were still in orbit. 1.2396 0.05490 96 78 13 5
1803 I propose a toast to impossible refills 1.2396 0.05075 96 76 17 3
1804 I thought you two would get on, even without seeing eye to eye. 1.2396 0.05287 96 77 15 4
1805 So when you both ordered a screwdriver, I guess you meant an ACTUAL screwdriver. 1.2396 0.05287 96 77 15 4
1806 So, whose children resent them more? 1.2396 0.05686 96 79 11 6
1807 He told me he would pack up and do anything to get away 1.2396 0.05490 96 78 13 5
1808 I see you both like single malts. 1.2396 0.05075 96 76 17 3
1809 Twitter protection suits? 1.2396 0.05287 96 77 15 4
1810 how you guys drinking that? 1.2396 0.05287 96 77 15 4
1811 You’re right. This place has no f***ing atmosphere. 1.2396 0.05075 96 76 17 3
1812 You know, this is a smoke-free environment. 1.2396 0.05075 96 76 17 3
1813 Eat drink and be merry for tomorrow you may dive, or you may leave the planet. 1.2396 0.04854 96 75 19 2
1814 Well, it’s not rocket science... 1.2396 0.05490 96 78 13 5
1815 Oxygen depletion seems to be your main concern, let's plant more trees. 1.2396 0.05075 96 76 17 3
1816 Glad to see you elements mingling; it's just what I hoped for. 1.2396 0.04854 96 75 19 2
1817 So it's not a costume party, which of you heroes wants to take me home? 1.2396 0.05075 96 76 17 3
1818 That is so sixties! 1.2396 0.04854 96 75 19 2
1819 I would really love to hear each of your views on the impact of tariffs. 1.2396 0.05287 96 77 15 4
1820 Frankly guys, I'm not digging the atmosphere in here either. 1.2396 0.05287 96 77 15 4
1821 So you two finally decided to meet in the middle. 1.2396 0.05075 96 76 17 3
1822 Ain't no planet high enough, ain't no ocean low enough to keep me from getting to you, eh buckos? 1.2396 0.04854 96 75 19 2
1823 I’m a world-renowned physicist, but what is it about a couple of cocktails and a masked man in uniform who sucks all the air out of the room? 1.2396 0.05287 96 77 15 4
1824 I know it's hard to tell, but I'm wearing a helmet too. 1.2396 0.05075 96 76 17 3
1825 The invite said "business formal." 1.2396 0.05686 96 79 11 6
1826 You guys suit each other nicely 1.2396 0.05075 96 76 17 3
1827 I love a man in a well cut suit. 1.2396 0.05075 96 76 17 3
1828 Last one to finish their drink cleans the apartment! 1.2396 0.05686 96 79 11 6
1829 Thank God it’s not a costume party. 1.2391 0.05436 92 74 14 4
1830 I'm feeling a little spaced out myself. 1.2391 0.04731 92 71 20 1
1831 This party is ASTRONAUTICAL! 1.2391 0.05436 92 74 14 4
1832 You guys are the designated drivers aren't you ? 1.2391 0.04977 92 72 18 2
1833 Drone drop off is a thing of the past. 1.2391 0.05651 92 75 12 5
1834 May I get suited up? The queue for the powder room is out the door. 1.2391 0.05436 92 74 14 4
1835 You two fraternal twins? 1.2391 0.04731 92 71 20 1
1836 I don't need no special suit to pee in the middle of a party. 1.2391 0.05651 92 75 12 5
1837 "Yay - I'm not the only one here thatsh tanked... 1.2391 0.04731 92 71 20 1
1838 Please don't use that "excuse me, I need some air" line on me again 1.2391 0.04731 92 71 20 1
1839 Meet Mr. Trump, his space suit is bigger than yours. 1.2391 0.05212 92 73 16 3
1840 Hydro, meet Astro" 1.2391 0.05212 92 73 16 3
1841 Oxygen ? Or martinis? oooh, we always have quite a time deciding! 1.2391 0.04731 92 71 20 1
1842 I see you have agreed to meet halfway. 1.2391 0.05436 92 74 14 4
1843 Deep space, meet Deep Dive 1.2391 0.05651 92 75 12 5
1844 Which one of you had the Tinder profile “Out of this World”? 1.2391 0.05212 92 73 16 3
1845 I like vodka with my Tang? 1.2391 0.05212 92 73 16 3
1846 I think we overdressed 1.2391 0.05651 92 75 12 5
1847 If she pulls any harder, I’m going down. Pun intended. 1.2391 0.04731 92 71 20 1
1848 This is Neil. He also has anxiety about his Psoriasis.... 1.2391 0.05651 92 75 12 5
1849 Wait, Wait! Don’t tell me. You guys came for the air but stayed for the drinks. 1.2391 0.05212 92 73 16 3
1850 Did you know that Tang goes really well with vodka? 1.2391 0.05212 92 73 16 3
1851 SCUBA...NASA...SNAFU. 1.2391 0.04731 92 71 20 1
1852 And I bet both of you have to use Depends with your costumes! 1.2391 0.05212 92 73 16 3
1853 I guess you two don't have to worry when Charlie shows up and sucks all the oxygen out of the room 1.2391 0.05212 92 73 16 3
1854 I remember when you first became interested in beer bongs...and now look at you. 1.2391 0.05212 92 73 16 3
1855 I placed an over-under on your relationship together at 5 years. 1.2391 0.04977 92 72 18 2
1856 I'm delighted that you've also found costume therapy helpful with managing one's highs and lows. 1.2391 0.04977 92 72 18 2
1857 How exactly are you enjoying your drinks? 1.2391 0.05436 92 74 14 4
1858 You guys are sucking the oxygen out of the room. 1.2391 0.04731 92 71 20 1
1859 That's what I love about the job- No pressure! 1.2391 0.04977 92 72 18 2
1860 Boy, I just love men in uniform. 1.2391 0.04977 92 72 18 2
1861 Frank, buoyancy is not the same. We’ve had this argument a hundred times. 1.2391 0.05212 92 73 16 3
1862 Let me guess - one of you wants to go down on me and the other wants to fly me to the Moon. 1.2386 0.05598 88 71 13 4
1863 Just take off your helmets - this party’s got a great atmosphere! 1.2386 0.05359 88 70 15 3
1864 Which one of you is my designated driver? 1.2386 0.05359 88 70 15 3
1865 30 minutes, or I get my money back, right? 1.2371 0.05238 97 78 15 4
1866 Don't you love these come as you are parties? 1.2371 0.05029 97 77 17 3
1867 Is it me or is this lady taking all the oxygen out of the room? 1.2371 0.05238 97 78 15 4
1868 It even protects against free radicals. 1.2371 0.04810 97 76 19 2
1869 Whatta ya guys Moonies or somethin? 1.2371 0.05029 97 77 17 3
1870 Hey, can I hitch a ride with one of you? 1.2371 0.05633 97 80 11 6
1871 Second door on the right. 1.2371 0.05439 97 79 13 5
1872 Trust me! He 1.2371 0.04810 97 76 19 2
1873 would you like to take this can of chili with you? 1.2371 0.05238 97 78 15 4
1874 It's vintage. I found it at this cute thrift shop downtown. 1.2371 0.05029 97 77 17 3
1875 You're right! I do smoke too much. But on the other hand, I drink too much too! 1.2371 0.05439 97 79 13 5
1876 Looks like you hosers are drinking beer, eh? 1.2371 0.05029 97 77 17 3
1877 My invitation said out of this world costume party too! 1.2371 0.05238 97 78 15 4
1878 So what (hic) do yoush guys do? 1.2371 0.05029 97 77 17 3
1879 Oxygen martini? 1.2371 0.05238 97 78 15 4
1880 You guys already know each other from work? What a coincidence! 1.2371 0.05029 97 77 17 3
1881 I don't think Luke Skywalker here is able to remember Lloyd Bridges on TV. 1.2371 0.05029 97 77 17 3
1882 I always say "Opposites Attract" 1.2371 0.05029 97 77 17 3
1883 Peter, this is Ted, the guy I was telling you about. You two have a lot in common. 1.2371 0.05029 97 77 17 3
1884 Is it me or is that a scuba diver? 1.2371 0.05238 97 78 15 4
1885 did you get all of the money out of her checking account ? 1.2371 0.05238 97 78 15 4
1886 I dig it, a dreamy Space Cadet and otherworldly Shape of Water recruit, lovely! 1.2371 0.05029 97 77 17 3
1887 We miss seeing you too, but he is under so much less pressure now. 1.2371 0.05439 97 79 13 5
1888 Hey Buddy! Hold still want I get a refill! 1.2371 0.04810 97 76 19 2
1889 Can I get a refill? 1.2371 0.05238 97 78 15 4
1890 I'm moon-walking drunk." 1.2371 0.05439 97 79 13 5
1891 Ask her if she likes cosplay. 1.2371 0.05238 97 78 15 4
1892 Now that you mention it, Jim does have a way of sucking all the oxygen out of the room. 1.2371 0.05029 97 77 17 3
1893 Jules, meet my new husband Neil 1.2371 0.05238 97 78 15 4
1894 You better leave, Workaholics and Alcoholics don’t mix. 1.2371 0.05029 97 77 17 3
1895 Pardon the pun: Here’s to the Bottoms up Guys! 1.2371 0.05029 97 77 17 3
1896 From the lowest to the highest pressure environments, you guys have it all covered. Cheers! 1.2371 0.05439 97 79 13 5
1897 She really sucks all the oxygen out of the room. 1.2371 0.04810 97 76 19 2
1898 Well, I'll leave you two "naut-y" boys alone! 1.2371 0.05238 97 78 15 4
1899 The cheese boat in the kitchen may interest you both. 1.2371 0.05238 97 78 15 4
1900 ...hic...you know, I just love a man in uniform... 1.2371 0.05029 97 77 17 3
1901 Let me guess, are you “Buzzed” Aldrin? 1.2371 0.04810 97 76 19 2
1902 It’s more and more difficult to assure clean air 1.2371 0.04810 97 76 19 2
1903 Yes, I did say, “business-casual”, but... 1.2371 0.04582 97 75 21 1
1904 No seriously ... where did you guys meet? 1.2371 0.05439 97 79 13 5
1905 Hey, I think the Tang is spiked. 1.2371 0.05238 97 78 15 4
1906 So, get this: then she says to me 'Wow, you really know how to suck all of the air out of a room!' I mean, can you guys believe that?! 1.2371 0.05439 97 79 13 5
1907 The pressure of the job's killing me. How about you? 1.2371 0.05238 97 78 15 4
1908 I don't mean to dive in too deep, but it seems like you too need some space. 1.2371 0.05029 97 77 17 3
1909 How the fuck are we supposed to drink this Linda? 1.2371 0.05238 97 78 15 4
1910 Yeah, I figured you two would hit if off. You both pee in your suits. 1.2371 0.05439 97 79 13 5
1911 It's not that I don't like it just that I 'm worried about your drycleaning bill. 1.2371 0.05439 97 79 13 5
1912 How's the air? 1.2371 0.05029 97 77 17 3
1913 Personally, I didn’t find the sea the least bit tranquil. 1.2371 0.05029 97 77 17 3
1914 You two seem down to earth. 1.2371 0.04810 97 76 19 2
1915 There’s a veranda out back if you need some air. 1.2366 0.05162 93 74 16 3
1916 Wrong party. Yours is on the roof and yours is in the basement. 1.2366 0.05162 93 74 16 3
1917 "Different floats for different folks." 1.2366 0.04930 93 73 18 2
1918 Are these really the only suits you guys own? 1.2366 0.04930 93 73 18 2
1919 Mr Upper meet Mr Downer, and good luck drinking the punch. 1.2366 0.05162 93 74 16 3
1920 Every job has its drawbacks: claustrophia, agoraphobia. 1.2366 0.04930 93 73 18 2
1921 Let's do this: when you go low 1.2366 0.05162 93 74 16 3
1922 C’mon. Really. What’s in there besides Tang? 1.2366 0.05383 93 75 14 4
1923 I'm here to raise a glass to the Naut brothers, Aqua and Astro, safe travels and happy days ahead! 1.2366 0.05162 93 74 16 3
1924 Let me go get you two some straws. 1.2366 0.04930 93 73 18 2
1925 Guess you guys didn’t get the memo. 1.2366 0.05596 93 76 12 5
1926 This party is a great chance for you two to open up and talk face to face. 1.2366 0.04930 93 73 18 2
1927 Tell me again how you two met 1.2366 0.04930 93 73 18 2
1928 Ok, so sometimes there’s TWO at every party 1.2366 0.05162 93 74 16 3
1929 Aquanaut, Astronaut. Let’s get down to Earth and party. 1.2366 0.05383 93 75 14 4
1930 Bob here was wondering what you got up to after you failed astronaut school. 1.2366 0.04930 93 73 18 2
1931 One if by land, two if by sea...as a matter of fact...hih,uph...I think I will! 1.2366 0.05383 93 75 14 4
1932 Good luck on your trip! We hope you both enjoy the view & weightlessness. We've got a surprise for your return, a trampoline! 1.2366 0.05162 93 74 16 3
1933 Whatya keep in there?! Tequila? 1.2347 0.05580 98 81 11 6
1934 You don’t look like twins 1.2347 0.05389 98 80 13 5
1935 Are either of you interested in exploring my futon? 1.2340 0.05113 94 75 16 3
1936 Gordon, I'm going in a different direction. 1.2340 0.05113 94 75 16 3
1937 How are we supposed to drink this? Yeah, and I have to pee, too. 1.2340 0.05332 94 76 14 4
1938 You guys were taken to the moon and the deepest reaches of the ocean? My cheap husband will only take me "for granted". 1.2340 0.05113 94 75 16 3
1939 Well, I guess I don't need a conversation starter for you two. 1.2340 0.05113 94 75 16 3
1940 Any Tang in there? 1.2340 0.05332 94 76 14 4
1941 Inner space, outer space, As long as you know I may not be here when you get back. 1.2340 0.05542 94 77 12 5
1942 Weighted or weightless, you’re both sexy. 1.2340 0.05745 94 78 10 6
1943 You can dump the rest. You’ll be happy to know you both passed the drug test. 1.2340 0.05332 94 76 14 4
1944 So, am I going to end up on the bottom of the lake tonight, or the moon? 1.2340 0.04884 94 74 18 2
1945 He works for Amazon now. 1.2340 0.05332 94 76 14 4
1946 Dude, she's like 20,000 leagues above you. 1.2326 0.05145 86 68 16 2
1947 It's a real shame that only one of you will get that $25 gift card to Chili's. 1.2326 0.06117 86 72 8 6
1948 Wow, dudes. *Hic!* That’s super deep. 1.2326 0.05652 86 70 12 4
1949 My theme for tonight's gathering is, "The highs and lows of life". 1.2326 0.05889 86 71 10 5
1950 Surf, meet Turf." 1.2326 0.05889 86 71 10 5
1951 I see you finally met someone with his feet on the ground. 1.2326 0.05652 86 70 12 4
1952 Oh is that the climate change prevention gear! Can I buy it in slim fit? 1.2326 0.05652 86 70 12 4
1953 Is it just me or are there fewer deeper people out there. 1.2326 0.05652 86 70 12 4
1954 'Outer' and 'Under', my kind of men. 1.2326 0.05404 86 69 14 3
1955 Buzz, yer highess, meet Jacque, hiss lowness. 1.2326 0.05652 86 70 12 4
1956 This is a party to discuss climate change. You guys are actually prepared for it ! 1.2316 0.04838 95 75 18 2
1957 Something tells me you guys are going to get along... 1.2316 0.04838 95 75 18 2
1958 I can't swim I can't fly but I feel good all the time. 1.2308 0.05748 78 63 12 3
1959 When John met sally (from accounting) 1.2308 0.05451 78 62 14 2
1960 Which LGBTQ are you? 1.2308 0.05451 78 62 14 2
1961 Hey, this one's got a fridge on his back! 1.2308 0.05748 78 63 12 3
1962 The resemblance of your father's side is absolutely undeniable. 1.2308 0.06031 78 64 10 4
1963 I see you're prepared for anyone who sucks the oxygen from the room. 1.2308 0.05748 78 63 12 3
1964 Don't waste your time, hon, she's completely beneath you. 1.2308 0.05748 78 63 12 3
1965 Take me to your liter”, ha ha, get it 1.2308 0.06031 78 64 10 4
1966 I packed you two sandwiches in case you want to trade one 1.2308 0.05748 78 63 12 3
1967 One for the road. 1.2308 0.05748 78 63 12 3
1968 He just started delivering for Amazon, too. 1.2308 0.05748 78 63 12 3
1969 Well aren't you guys just a breath of fresh air! 1.2308 0.05451 78 62 14 2
1970 Here’s a toast to men who can’t even taste what they’re drinking. 1.2308 0.05748 78 63 12 3
1971 It's such a pleasure to meet a very well grounded couple. 1.2308 0.05137 78 61 16 1
1972 I see you two have met in the middle. 1.2308 0.05451 78 62 14 2
1973 Its so fun that breathing ventilators now come with costumes. Glad you could make the product launch party! 1.2308 0.05748 78 63 12 3
1974 Your space age backpack is the best beer dispenser ever. 1.2308 0.05451 78 62 14 2
1975 'scuse me (hic) lets get the bends and go off in orbit (hic) 1.2308 0.05748 78 63 12 3
1976 Alright, who put seaweed in the Tang? 1.2308 0.06301 78 65 8 5
1977 So, do you think you'll get a flu shot this year? 1.2308 0.05451 78 62 14 2
1978 I’ve been wanting to get you two together since you’re both architects! 1.2308 0.05451 78 62 14 2
1979 GENTLEMEN, I TOAST YOUR DETERMINATION TO NOT FALL OFF THE WAGON 1.2308 0.06031 78 64 10 4
1980 Far better atmosphere compared to where we were. 1.2308 0.05748 78 63 12 3
1981 For once, stop bringing your work home and just relax! 1.2308 0.06031 78 64 10 4
1982 Sure, parties CAN be hostile environments, but couldn't you at least try to mingle? 1.2299 0.05092 87 69 16 2
1983 Can I get either of you a little more atmosphere? 1.2299 0.04823 87 68 18 1
1984 I couldn't help overhearing your interest in Air Supply fans. 1.2299 0.05593 87 71 12 4
1985 Mooooooooooon-River...la-la-la-la-de-de-la-la! 1.2299 0.05593 87 71 12 4
1986 He left me for a mermaid. Astro, tell him about your rocket. 1.2299 0.05092 87 69 16 2
1987 You fellas come to this atmospheric pressure level often? 1.2299 0.05348 87 70 14 3
1988 I bet you thought it was a come as you are party. 1.2299 0.04537 87 67 20 0
1989 They say come here for a change in atmosphere 1.2299 0.05348 87 70 14 3
1990 Oh, don't mind him, he always hates when he goes to a party and sees someone in the same outfit.. 1.2299 0.05092 87 69 16 2
1991 He, She, or Ze? 1.2299 0.05827 87 72 10 5
1992 where is the wine spigot? 1.2299 0.05348 87 70 14 3
1993 It's fun going out with Doris, but we always end up tanked. 1.2299 0.05348 87 70 14 3
1994 Didn’t I see you guys at the dive bar the other night? 1.2299 0.05092 87 69 16 2
1995 You guys are great. I've always wondered how I could hide my anxiety at these mixers 1.2299 0.05092 87 69 16 2
1996 There area downsides. Did you want to stay underwater forever, as once you go into orbit, it ruins being on the planet for you. 1.2278 0.05390 79 63 14 2
1997 I heard that Nemo and Buzz Lightyear sold out early. 1.2278 0.05390 79 63 14 2
1998 You suck the oxygen right out of the room? Me too. 1.2278 0.05079 79 62 16 1
1999 How about this? After the first five million miles, I'll drive. 1.2278 0.05390 79 63 14 2
2000 Here' s to whatever turns you on-- hopefully, me. 1.2278 0.05390 79 63 14 2
2001 First one to pee in their cup gets to take me home! 1.2278 0.05079 79 62 16 1
2002 Relax, guys. No one’s gonna suck all the air out of this room. 1.2273 0.05294 88 71 14 3
2003 2030 bartenders be like 1.2273 0.05041 88 70 16 2
2004 I told you there was love in the air. 1.2273 0.05294 88 71 14 3
2005 Heh! Just like me boys -- first very high and then very low. 1.2273 0.05041 88 70 16 2
2006 Boring party, but you two are such a breath of fresh air. 1.2273 0.05041 88 70 16 2
2007 Is that tang spiked? Don’t drink and dive. 1.2273 0.05294 88 71 14 3
2008 Buzz, Bends. Bends, Buzz. 1.2258 0.05325 93 76 13 4
2009 Don't you watch late night TV? Medicare will cover much smaller units. 1.2258 0.04866 93 74 17 2
2010 Glad you could come. You guys are such a breath of fresh air." 1.2250 0.05618 80 65 12 3
2011 We met when I was in outer space. Bill has yet to come back to Earth. 1.2250 0.05618 80 65 12 3
2012 Don't blame me, Neil, I also thought all it contained was oxygen. 1.2247 0.04990 89 71 16 2
2013 When he dresses like this we don't have to stay tethered to each other all night. 1.2247 0.05240 89 72 14 3
2014 I'm so glad you could make it to our anti-vac get together. 1.2247 0.04990 89 71 16 2
2015 Hey, at least we’re protected from their bullshit. 1.2247 0.05240 89 72 14 3
2016 So what movie biopic are you in? 1.2247 0.04728 89 70 18 1
2017 Trust me, beer’s the best way to deal with the pressure. 1.2247 0.04990 89 71 16 2
2018 Anything else you say with your eyes. I get it. 1.2247 0.04728 89 70 18 1
2019 Boys, no arguing. The ocean and outer space are both mysterious. 1.2247 0.05478 89 73 12 4
2020 I always wondered what became of you? 1.2247 0.04990 89 71 16 2
2021 Good luck going to the bathroom. 1.2247 0.05240 89 72 14 3
2022 Actually, we didn't encounter that many aliens. 1.2247 0.04990 89 71 16 2
2023 Hey boys... who's feeling 'nauty 1.2247 0.05478 89 73 12 4
2024 I'm a little tipsy, could I get either one of you gentleman to give me a ride home? 1.2247 0.05240 89 72 14 3
2025 I bet you two would make beautiful babies. 1.2247 0.05478 89 73 12 4
2026 We're all buzzed, but what's your name cowboy? 1.2247 0.05240 89 72 14 3
2027 In space no one can hear you scream. I wish the same was true of parties. 1.2247 0.05240 89 72 14 3
2028 Can I get either of you a can opener? 1.2247 0.05478 89 73 12 4
2029 Seems like a long way to go for highs and lows when you could just have another drink! 1.2247 0.04990 89 71 16 2
2030 Bob's just been hired by FedEx. 1.2247 0.04990 89 71 16 2
2031 Bitching suit. AC and all. 1.2247 0.05478 89 73 12 4
2032 You should find a lot in common to talk about. Then again, you might not. 1.2247 0.04990 89 71 16 2
2033 I just try to hold it. 1.2247 0.04990 89 71 16 2
2034 I just knew you guys would bond over your shared need for an external oxygen supply. 1.2247 0.04990 89 71 16 2
2035 Don't worry. I've packed plenty of chicken soup for you. 1.2247 0.05478 89 73 12 4
2036 Believe it or not, I just put far less pressure on myself. 1.2247 0.04728 89 70 18 1
2037 I think we're both out of our depth. 1.2247 0.04990 89 71 16 2
2038 Mr. Armstrong, meet Mr. Headstrong. 1.2247 0.05240 89 72 14 3
2039 Hey, here is my first husband Patrick. He, too, couldn't stand the homemade patchouli deodorant I use. 1.2247 0.05478 89 73 12 4
2040 Honey, try not to suck all the oxygen out of the room. 1.2247 0.04728 89 70 18 1
2041 He's the space cowboy. I'm the gangster of love. 1.2247 0.04990 89 71 16 2
2042 Which one of you is Ralph? I don't know my up from down. 1.2247 0.04990 89 71 16 2
2043 See Kurt, you're not the only one who thought it was a costume party. 1.2247 0.04728 89 70 18 1
2044 Of all the gin joints in all the towns... 1.2247 0.05707 89 74 10 5
2045 Man can’t live on piped in air alone. 1.2247 0.04990 89 71 16 2
2046 You place or mine? 1.2247 0.04990 89 71 16 2
2047 I'm so glad you made it to the family reunion - Astronaut, meet your cousin, Aquanaut. 1.2247 0.05478 89 73 12 4
2048 Here's looking at you, kid! 1.2247 0.04728 89 70 18 1
2049 What on earth are you doing here, fellas? 1.2247 0.04449 89 69 20 0
2050 Living with you two sure has it's ups and downs. 1.2247 0.04449 89 69 20 0
2051 And I'm not just introducing you because you're the only two at this party. 1.2247 0.04728 89 70 18 1
2052 Trying not to break the seal, you know? 1.2247 0.04990 89 71 16 2
2053 You guys look like fucking assholes hahah- you feel for the old, " it's a costume party", trick? It's 2019, we're all going to die! No one wears costumes anymore you pathetic fucking morons! I LIVE in New York! I'm better than you!!!! 1.2247 0.05926 89 75 8 6
2054 Refills?. Don't hold your breath. 1.2247 0.05478 89 73 12 4
2055 Well, I'm going to discover what's happening in the unexplored parts of the bar. 1.2247 0.04990 89 71 16 2
2056 Harry, tell him abut the time we went snorkeling in Grenada. 1.2247 0.05240 89 72 14 3
2057 He doesn’t say much but he sure can keep the drinks cold! 1.2247 0.04990 89 71 16 2
2058 Guess we’re down and out 1.2247 0.05478 89 73 12 4
2059 I'm surprised you two get along, you have such different points of view! 1.2247 0.04990 89 71 16 2
2060 ‘Forget about air, you need some liquids in you.’ 1.2247 0.05240 89 72 14 3
2061 Why worry abou leaks? I made these suits myself! 1.2247 0.04990 89 71 16 2
2062 Oh come on, really guys? So someone lit a joint. It's legal now! 1.2247 0.05240 89 72 14 3
2063 Well aren't you two just a regular Castor and Pollux... 1.2247 0.04990 89 71 16 2
2064 I usually like my oxygen straight up. 1.2247 0.05478 89 73 12 4
2065 Geez, Pam really sucks the oxygen outta the room, doesn't she? 1.2247 0.04728 89 70 18 1
2066 Frank i thought you said this was a costume party... 1.2247 0.04990 89 71 16 2
2067 One of us just passed gas and I’ll give you one guess who it was. 1.2247 0.05478 89 73 12 4
2068 I’m glad we met halfway 1.2247 0.04728 89 70 18 1
2069 So you two, how are the adult diapers holding out? 1.2247 0.05240 89 72 14 3
2070 He’s also scared of dying alone 1.2247 0.04990 89 71 16 2
2071 I prefer a fella who aims for the stars. 1.2247 0.05707 89 74 10 5
2072 Can I bother you for one more shot of anti-gravity? 1.2247 0.05707 89 74 10 5
2073 I tried to upgrade, but apparently my plan expired in 1883. 1.2247 0.04728 89 70 18 1
2074 These outfits were the first space crime, am I right fellas? 1.2247 0.05926 89 75 8 6
2075 Wait, that's what happens when you pee? No wonder your suit is still white. 1.2247 0.05240 89 72 14 3
2076 Get an airlock already, you two! 1.2247 0.05240 89 72 14 3
2077 It looks like someone else is having a hard readjustment to Planet Earth. 1.2247 0.05478 89 73 12 4
2078 j-sh I get it. You're a metaphor for now. 1.2247 0.05240 89 72 14 3
2079 Say, are you going to be drinking that? 1.2247 0.04990 89 71 16 2
2080 I thought you two "suits" would enjoy meeting! 1.2247 0.05240 89 72 14 3
2081 What do I do if you get the bends? 1.2247 0.04990 89 71 16 2
2082 What can I say? I have a type. 1.2247 0.05240 89 72 14 3
2083 You pee in my cup and I’ll pee in yours. 1.2237 0.06379 76 64 7 5
2084 Come on you guys......tell me, is the Space Race "really" still on??!! 1.2237 0.06098 76 63 9 4
2085 The drinks must be just props. 1.2235 0.05125 85 68 15 2
2086 I know (hic) this concept is hard for you (hic) to fathom. Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ! 1.2222 0.05648 90 75 10 5
2087 If either of you need to use the bathroom just give me a wave so I can jump in first. 1.2222 0.05648 90 75 10 5
2088 Which one of you guys wants to be the designated driver? 1.2222 0.05865 90 76 8 6
2089 Down the Ole Hatch after you open your latch. 1.2222 0.04941 90 72 16 2
2090 Whoa, you guys thought this was a costume party? 1.2222 0.04941 90 72 16 2
2091 Look at you two! So much in common! 1.2222 0.04941 90 72 16 2
2092 My Fred is out of this world. 1.2222 0.05423 90 74 12 4
2093 The right yoga mat makes all the difference. 1.2222 0.05188 90 73 14 3
2094 I u understand you both like fresh air, I am sure you will have lots to talk about... 1.2222 0.04682 90 71 18 1
2095 It's the only way I could ensure my brunch would be gluten-free. 1.2222 0.05423 90 74 12 4
2096 The pressure is really getting to me man... 1.2222 0.05423 90 74 12 4
2097 Perhaps you would prefer laughing gas. 1.2222 0.05648 90 75 10 5
2098 Don't worry guys, no pressure. 1.2222 0.04682 90 71 18 1
2099 William, meet Neil. He also works better under pressure. 1.2222 0.04682 90 71 18 1
2100 Betchya thought this was a costume party! 1.2222 0.05648 90 75 10 5
2101 My friend says you guys are safe to drink around. 1.2222 0.04941 90 72 16 2
2102 Mother told me there would be days like this 1.2222 0.04941 90 72 16 2
2103 So, is this party a dive or... out of this world? 1.2222 0.05188 90 73 14 3
2104 Did you hear about an astronaut and deep sea diver sitting in a bar? 1.2222 0.05188 90 73 14 3
2105 Honey, I told you it wasn't business casual 1.2222 0.04682 90 71 18 1
2106 You guys have always been there for me, through my highs and lows. 1.2222 0.05423 90 74 12 4
2107 Down the hatch, boys, if you can. 1.2222 0.04941 90 72 16 2
2108 Who would have thought that my exes would meet at sea level? 1.2222 0.05188 90 73 14 3
2109 I ordered O2 not NO2! 1.2192 0.05602 73 59 12 2
2110 I see you met Davy Jones. 1.2192 0.06244 73 61 8 4
2111 Yeah, I guess I meant more SELF-discovery. 1.2192 0.05602 73 59 12 2
2112 I'll be right back.Batman is at the door. 1.2192 0.05932 73 60 10 3
2113 Harry try diving into the quacamole and Ted the canapés are out of this world! 1.2192 0.05602 73 59 12 2
2114 Sorry aquaman, I'm hitching my star to spaceman. 1.2192 0.05602 73 59 12 2
2115 They said BYOB not bring your own oxygen 1.2192 0.06244 73 61 8 4
2116 Yeah, but can you crochet? 1.2192 0.05932 73 60 10 3
2117 How the hell are you guys drinking with that stuff on? 1.2192 0.05932 73 60 10 3
2118 No guys, recycled pee does not taste just like lemonade.. 1.2192 0.05932 73 60 10 3
2119 Could you move the bedroom? I need some space, man. 1.2192 0.05602 73 59 12 2
2120 This Jet-Pack should expulse you from the devastation of the earth. Godspeed. 1.2192 0.05932 73 60 10 3
2121 I'd be over the moon if you'd get me another drink 1.2192 0.05932 73 60 10 3
2122 Hey John, let's drink to your twin brother. 1.2192 0.05932 73 60 10 3
2123 How many cups of sugar does it take to get to the moon? 1.2192 0.05602 73 59 12 2
2124 I'm sorry to see that your business is underwater. 1.2192 0.06244 73 61 8 4
2125 I’ll go get flash cards so you guys can chat . 1.2192 0.06244 73 61 8 4
2126 I think you‘ll like him - he‘s also got trouble with his oxygen tap. 1.2192 0.05602 73 59 12 2
2127 No, Yuri, the "B" in "BYOB" didn't mean "bathroom." 1.2192 0.05602 73 59 12 2
2128 This punch is out of this world! 1.2192 0.06244 73 61 8 4
2129 It's obvious to everyone here that the two of you are surprisingly well-suited! 1.2184 0.05019 87 70 15 2
2130 You two are so well suited for each other - as long as you don't make too much out of your silly little differences. 1.2184 0.05019 87 70 15 2
2131 How deep is the ocean? How high is the sky? 1.2184 0.05279 87 71 13 3
2132 I still change his diapers. 1.2184 0.05763 87 73 9 5
2133 I'm into exploration too. I just found out I like beer. 1.2184 0.05019 87 70 15 2
2134 I got your virgin territory (hiccup) right here. 1.2184 0.05279 87 71 13 3
2135 Man, I could sure use some space. 1.2184 0.04746 87 69 17 1
2136 Any discoveries here? 1.2184 0.05279 87 71 13 3
2137 I always feel like a fish out of water at these soirees, don't you? 1.2184 0.05019 87 70 15 2
2138 So do you both come back to land often? 1.2184 0.04746 87 69 17 1
2139 Can you believe my ex said I suck the oxygen out of the... Jerry? 1.2184 0.05279 87 71 13 3
2140 The accessory sets off the outfit perfectly 1.2184 0.05279 87 71 13 3
2141 Where've you boys been hiding? 1.2184 0.05279 87 71 13 3
2142 Did you hear the one about the spaceman and the deep-sea diver? Me neither; I’m just wasted. 1.2184 0.04746 87 69 17 1
2143 So how long have you been into steampunk? 1.2184 0.05019 87 70 15 2
2144 You guys really go the extra mile to avoid second-hand smoke 1.2184 0.05279 87 71 13 3
2145 You're out of chardonnay, so I took a beer. 1.2184 0.05526 87 72 11 4
2146 I have this gravitational attraction to men in white suits. 1.2184 0.05019 87 70 15 2
2147 He’ll show you his if you show him yours! 1.2184 0.05019 87 70 15 2
2148 The invite said "No suits." Sucks to be you. 1.2184 0.05526 87 72 11 4
2149 Okay, say we do go home together. Will I need my own oxygen supply? 1.2184 0.05019 87 70 15 2
2150 You two look like a couple of airheads. 1.2184 0.05279 87 71 13 3
2151 The suit works better than a puppy in the park, don't you agree? 1.2184 0.05019 87 70 15 2
2152 Practicing safe sex travel? 1.2184 0.05279 87 71 13 3
2153 Im sure no one would mind if you took off your helmets. 1.2184 0.04746 87 69 17 1
2154 I'm sure you two will have a lot to talk about 1.2184 0.05019 87 70 15 2
2155 Well, this really puts a new spin on the phrase, "Sometimes you're up and sometimes you're down." 1.2184 0.05526 87 72 11 4
2156 Wow! You two certainly have your ups and downs. 1.2184 0.05019 87 70 15 2
2157 When you go low, we go high --ha ha 1.2184 0.05279 87 71 13 3
2158 Aw, don't be stuffy, boys. Down the hatch! 1.2184 0.05019 87 70 15 2
2159 I see that both of you are ready for the Amazon aftermath. 1.2184 0.05019 87 70 15 2
2160 At least I can pour the drink in my holes on the suit. What are you going to do with it? 1.2184 0.05019 87 70 15 2
2161 COME ON LOOSEN UP, YOU GUYS HAVN'T EVEN TOUCHED YOUR DRINKS ! 1.2184 0.05019 87 70 15 2
2162 Boys, Boys, Boys, you are both superheros. Now play nice. 1.2184 0.05019 87 70 15 2
2163 Thanks, but pour it into Buzz's forehead chute. He's got an exit tube. I don't yet. 1.2184 0.05019 87 70 15 2
2164 Yeah . . . everyone thinks it's lemonade! 1.2184 0.05279 87 71 13 3
2165 This is my friend Marty. He's also a method actor! 1.2184 0.05019 87 70 15 2
2166 Don't you guys think you're a bit overdressed? 1.2184 0.05019 87 70 15 2
2167 To life's ups and downs. 1.2184 0.05019 87 70 15 2
2168 Didn't you read the invitation? Casual dress - no suits. 1.2184 0.05019 87 70 15 2
2169 My choice is mile high or mile down 1.2184 0.05279 87 71 13 3
2170 It's a IPA, but suit yourself 1.2184 0.05019 87 70 15 2
2171 With global warming and state of the planet, you guys will only truly be the life of the party. 1.2184 0.05019 87 70 15 2
2172 Could either of you spare some oxygen, because you just took my breath away. 1.2184 0.05019 87 70 15 2
2173 Hey, Mr. Mankind- how about a full moon landing tonight? 1.2184 0.05019 87 70 15 2
2174 A toast to you pessimistic economists! 1.2184 0.05279 87 71 13 3
2175 He thought it might help with his democratic nomination! 1.2184 0.05279 87 71 13 3
2176 Call me over if you need to know where the bathroom ... never mind. 1.2184 0.04746 87 69 17 1
2177 I need you both to be more adventurous and mingle. 1.2184 0.05019 87 70 15 2
2178 Coming from, or going too? 1.2184 0.04746 87 69 17 1
2179 Was that a Tang or Tanqueray and tonic you wanted? 1.2184 0.05019 87 70 15 2
2180 Don't let the pressure get to you. 1.2184 0.05279 87 71 13 3
2181 When your friend has halitosis but you're too polite to say anything. 1.2184 0.05019 87 70 15 2
2182 You two are sure sucking all the oxygen out of this room! 1.2184 0.05279 87 71 13 3
2183 Your costumes seem a bit much for a Daft Punk coverband. 1.2184 0.04746 87 69 17 1
2184 It's a party. Decompress a little! 1.2184 0.05526 87 72 11 4
2185 Me with my multiple personalities at 2 in the morning. 1.2184 0.05279 87 71 13 3
2186 I'm a career counselor, what do you guys do? 1.2184 0.05279 87 71 13 3
2187 So you like to explore nether regions? 1.2184 0.04746 87 69 17 1
2188 Fraternal, right? 1.2184 0.05526 87 72 11 4
2189 When we said we were going to do a "deep dive, and blast off'" to a fun evening, we didn't mean it literally! Good effort, though. 1.2184 0.04455 87 68 19 0
2190 What goes up must come down, what goes down must come up, don't you think? 1.2184 0.05279 87 71 13 3
2191 - Two astronauts... wow... thiz party really iz outazisworld... 1.2184 0.05019 87 70 15 2
2192 Guys. Hey guys. I’ve got a mission for you: let’s make HR have to call us in on Monday. 1.2184 0.05279 87 71 13 3
2193 Well, it looks like we all have our various helmets, eh? 1.2184 0.04746 87 69 17 1
2194 I love these bring your own oxygen parties. 1.2184 0.05019 87 70 15 2
2195 20, 000 leagues, meet 240,000 miles. Not that it's a going the distance thing. 1.2184 0.05019 87 70 15 2
2196 Hello there tall, white and silent, can I be your O2 go to tonight… 1.2184 0.05019 87 70 15 2
2197 And I'm going to Hades. 1.2184 0.05019 87 70 15 2
2198 I don't swim or fly...but I do know how to party. 1.2184 0.05279 87 71 13 3
2199 Aquaman and Neil Armstrong walked into a bar… 1.2184 0.05763 87 73 9 5
2200 Are those Armanis' ? 1.2184 0.05019 87 70 15 2
2201 'OK guys, we get it. You've been to Europe.' 1.2184 0.05019 87 70 15 2
2202 I’m sorry, but there’s been a run on Tang. Care for a kombucha? 1.2184 0.05279 87 71 13 3
2203 Hey guys, feel free to fart. 1.2184 0.05526 87 72 11 4
2204 I’m guessing you both prefer parties with a lot of atmosphere. 1.2184 0.05019 87 70 15 2
2205 These parties have always been a lot of pressure. 1.2184 0.05019 87 70 15 2
2206 So, how do you pee in those outfits? 1.2184 0.05019 87 70 15 2
2207 Perspective is everything 1.2184 0.04746 87 69 17 1
2208 The gravity at this party sucks. 1.2184 0.05279 87 71 13 3
2209 (muffled) Just flip the top and pour it in, then take our glasses. He's got a hose in the punchbowl. 1.2184 0.05526 87 72 11 4
2210 I switched to oxygen light 1.2184 0.05019 87 70 15 2
2211 Can I get you guys Tang or clam juice? 1.2184 0.05279 87 71 13 3
2212 We have tanks and she is tanked. 1.2184 0.04746 87 69 17 1
2213 This is all the rage on Paris, Mars. 1.2184 0.05019 87 70 15 2
2214 Heh, I wanna get really far away from ‘em too, which one of you can I leave with? 1.2184 0.05279 87 71 13 3
2215 Here dear, you get the escape window. 1.2184 0.05019 87 70 15 2
2216 I don’t blame you, Susie is known for sucking up all the oxygen at these awful parties! 1.2184 0.05279 87 71 13 3
2217 Nosha problem. I ‘ll drink it for you. 1.2184 0.04746 87 69 17 1
2218 So - how do YOU drink to fill the void? 1.2184 0.05279 87 71 13 3
2219 You don’t look like exhibitionists 1.2184 0.05526 87 72 11 4
2220 Are you guys twins? 1.2184 0.05279 87 71 13 3
2221 It's the latest Keurig... 1.2184 0.04746 87 69 17 1
2222 So, which one of you is sucking all the oxygen out of this room? 1.2184 0.04746 87 69 17 1
2223 Hate to say it, but you guys have removed all the oxygen from the room. 1.2184 0.05763 87 73 9 5
2224 Hey, guys. Doesn't look like you're goin' be able to drink those. Let me help. 1.2184 0.05019 87 70 15 2
2225 I heard you two were complaining about my strong perfume. 1.2184 0.05019 87 70 15 2
2226 I know! I suck the oxygen right out of the room. 1.2184 0.05019 87 70 15 2
2227 Thanks for spiking the Tang,dude! 1.2184 0.05279 87 71 13 3
2228 Didn't we meet at the Moonwalk mixer in '69? 1.2184 0.05279 87 71 13 3
2229 Well, life certainly has its ups and downs 1.2184 0.04746 87 69 17 1
2230 You just have to dive in...... 1.2184 0.05763 87 73 9 5
2231 I'm sure you two can find some common ground. 1.2184 0.04746 87 69 17 1
2232 See honey, now there's a man who can perform under pressure. 1.2184 0.05279 87 71 13 3
2233 It's too crowded in here, I need space. 1.2184 0.05019 87 70 15 2
2234 You guys really suck the air out of a room, you know? 1.2184 0.05526 87 72 11 4
2235 I said; you guys look sooo HOT together! 1.2184 0.05279 87 71 13 3
2236 Interplanetary FedEx -- takes just three years to Mars. 1.2184 0.05279 87 71 13 3
2237 What was it for? Did their lives mean nothing? Do ours? 1.2184 0.05019 87 70 15 2
2238 What a sweet couple, did you meet on match? 1.2184 0.05279 87 71 13 3
2239 When they ask us for money--and trust me, they will--get your friend to say he has the bends. 1.2184 0.05019 87 70 15 2
2240 Here’s to the ups and downs in life! 1.2184 0.04455 87 68 19 0
2241 I'm glad we're suitable attired. She's sucking the air out of this room. 1.2184 0.05019 87 70 15 2
2242 I’m a kindergarten teacher. What do you guys do for a living? 1.2184 0.04746 87 69 17 1
2243 And which of you is J.J. Flash? 1.2184 0.05279 87 71 13 3
2244 So what’s my under-over with you boys?” 1.2184 0.05526 87 72 11 4
2245 3-2-1, Blast Off! 1.2184 0.05526 87 72 11 4
2246 Down the, ah.......whatever?! 1.2184 0.05279 87 71 13 3
2247 That’s amazing! It’s hard to believe your paths haven’t crossed before now. 1.2184 0.05279 87 71 13 3
2248 One small step for man... one giant leap for overdressing. 1.2184 0.05526 87 72 11 4
2249 Here's to you 'nauty' boys - Aqua and Astro! 1.2184 0.05019 87 70 15 2
2250 What a coincidence. I’m gassed, too. 1.2184 0.05763 87 73 9 5
2251 "What's up? What's going down? 1.2184 0.05019 87 70 15 2
2252 You guys take my breath away! 1.2184 0.05019 87 70 15 2
2253 I guess you guys must be able to equipped to skip bathroom trips. 1.2184 0.05279 87 71 13 3
2254 All right ladies, we are going to paint the town red tonight! 1.2184 0.05019 87 70 15 2
2255 I hope me entering the space doesn't take both your oxygen away. 1.2184 0.04746 87 69 17 1
2256 Sorry guys, Asphyxia Anonymous is across the hall. 1.2184 0.05526 87 72 11 4
2257 It's thirsty work, eh? 1.2174 0.04592 92 73 18 1
2258 Break out of your comfort zone! 1.2169 0.05156 83 67 14 2
2259 I'm getting cancelled for this one 1.2169 0.05156 83 67 14 2
2260 Of course, and she also knows what SCABA stands for, do you? 1.2169 0.04863 83 66 16 1
2261 I got the vodka. You got the Tang? 1.2169 0.05434 83 68 12 3
2262 A big flask you've got there- want to give me a taste of that moonshine? 1.2169 0.05156 83 67 14 2
2263 Daft Punk? Is it really you? 1.2169 0.05156 83 67 14 2
2264 Jacques Cousteau here says your zipper is down. 1.2169 0.05434 83 68 12 3
2265 How long does it take you to get that suit off to relieve yourself? 1.2169 0.05434 83 68 12 3
2266 You two ready for blast off? 1.2169 0.05434 83 68 12 3
2267 Neil Armstrong: God Karen, it's not that funny. Traffic was so bad, I had to come here straight from work. Jacques Cousteau: Same. 1.2169 0.05434 83 68 12 3
2268 So, are you two fraternal twins? 1.2169 0.05434 83 68 12 3
2269 Is it hot in here or is it just me? 1.2169 0.05156 83 67 14 2
2270 Exploring the social scene might have been easier without those suits. 1.2169 0.05156 83 67 14 2
2271 Reminds me of the Spring Fling Delta party in '94. 1.2169 0.05434 83 68 12 3
2272 I'm wasted. Can one of you drink mine? 1.2169 0.05156 83 67 14 2
2273 A stadium buddy at a cocktail party! Why didn't I think of that? 1.2169 0.05156 83 67 14 2
2274 When you think about it, astronauts are just space divers. 1.2169 0.05156 83 67 14 2
2275 So, you two compete with each other much? 1.2169 0.05156 83 67 14 2
2276 Divers and astronauts - my favorite kind of women! 1.2169 0.05698 83 69 10 4
2277 Hey! Which {hic} one of you {hic} is Jacques Cous... {hic} Jacques Cou... {hic} Ja... {hic} Neil? 1.2169 0.05434 83 68 12 3
2278 Seeing you two reminds me that I have to go to the bathroom, here, hold my drink. 1.2169 0.05434 83 68 12 3
2279 Clamato and vodka? Tang and vodka? Me, I like beer. 1.2169 0.04863 83 66 16 1
2280 It’s your sleep number. 1.2162 0.05858 74 61 10 3
2281 You guys all look alike! 1.2162 0.05533 74 60 12 2
2282 You're all set to circulate - dive right in. 1.2162 0.06166 74 62 8 4
2283 Well, this is one way to attract the ladies. 1.2159 0.04698 88 70 17 1
2284 Just sayin’ dear—he’s out of your depth. 1.2159 0.05469 88 73 11 4
2285 Look, Derek! Jonathan has gone wireless! 1.2159 0.05469 88 73 11 4
2286 I had to come straight from work. You? 1.2159 0.04968 88 71 15 2
2287 C'mon guys. The air isn't completely unbreathable yet. 1.2159 0.05225 88 72 13 3
2288 I've never tried recycled urine. How is it? 1.2159 0.05469 88 73 11 4
2289 Did your mother always dress you alike? 1.2159 0.05225 88 72 13 3
2290 mm-Hell, Mets fans, that's who! 1.2159 0.04968 88 71 15 2
2291 Mind if I dance with your date? 1.2159 0.05225 88 72 13 3
2292 Jacque, this is Neil, he has this great idea... “bring your own air!” Huh? I think that might work for your waterlung thingy... 1.2159 0.05469 88 73 11 4
2293 Here's to helping me decide the under and over. 1.2159 0.04968 88 71 15 2
2294 Simmer down, boys. Here on terra firma, no one wants to see a hose swinging contest. 1.2159 0.05225 88 72 13 3
2295 The sea is interesting and all but men in space are gone for longer! 1.2159 0.04698 88 70 17 1
2296 Costume party? ...Naut! 1.2159 0.04968 88 71 15 2
2297 So, a deep sea diver and an astronaut walk into a bar ... 1.2159 0.04968 88 71 15 2
2298 Bob, meet Jim; he's in the introvert support group, too 1.2159 0.04968 88 71 15 2
2299 Joseph Abhoud? 1.2159 0.05225 88 72 13 3
2300 A bit stuffy in here. Don’t you think? 1.2152 0.05305 79 64 13 2
2301 I know you don’t think so, but you may find you do have much in common. 1.2152 0.04990 79 63 15 1
2302 Inner Space, meet Outer Space. 1.2152 0.05305 79 64 13 2
2303 I still say, pretending to like people is better than total isolation. 1.2152 0.05885 79 66 9 4
2304 Back off bro, she's 20,000 times out of your league and I'm kinda in another stratosphere. 1.2152 0.05305 79 64 13 2
2305 I get it! It's just your way of getting high! 1.2152 0.05603 79 65 11 3
2306 The pressure isn't too bad, but the 401(k) match could be better. 1.2152 0.05305 79 64 13 2
2307 See Derek... you said I couldn’t find a better man... but Doug here doesn’t spend weeks away from me diving for god-knows-what in the Pacific Ocean. 1.2152 0.05305 79 64 13 2
2308 One small drink for man, one giant party for mankind. 1.2152 0.05603 79 65 11 3
2309 I just knew this party was going to be a bunch of suits 1.2152 0.05305 79 64 13 2
2310 Accounts payable. What to you two do? 1.2152 0.04990 79 63 15 1
2311 It's chic, yes, but a major bummer to slip out of when you have to pee. 1.2152 0.05305 79 64 13 2
2312 Hey, fellas, how 'bout oxygen with a tequila chaser? 1.2152 0.05305 79 64 13 2
2313 Relax guys. Methane is no longer on the disapproved list. 1.2152 0.04990 79 63 15 1
2314 I’ve been under a lot of pressure... 1.2143 0.05375 84 69 12 3
2315 Clearly, you have two different points of view. 1.2143 0.05101 84 68 14 2
2316 Bill has a breathing apparatus, too! Ok, I’ll let you two chat. 1.2143 0.04812 84 67 16 1
2317 I hate company meetings. The executives just suck all the oxygen out of the room. 1.2143 0.05885 84 71 8 5
2318 Come one, don't be such a party pooper. Give me a hit of your oxygen. 1.2143 0.05375 84 69 12 3
2319 I guess you miss read the living on the edge theme also 1.2143 0.05101 84 68 14 2
2320 Deluxe Health Plan paid off, I see. 1.2143 0.05101 84 68 14 2
2321 The crudites are out of this world. 1.2143 0.05101 84 68 14 2
2322 So, what's your nitrogen to oxygen ratio in this baby? 1.2143 0.05101 84 68 14 2
2323 Nice to meet you, I'm a land dweller.. 1.2143 0.05101 84 68 14 2
2324 He just got a job delivering for Amazon. 1.2143 0.05101 84 68 14 2
2325 So... Where's the after party? 1.2143 0.04812 84 67 16 1
2326 This stuff will take you higher than you've ever been! 1.2143 0.04812 84 67 16 1
2327 I'm sure you two will have a lot in common. 1.2143 0.04812 84 67 16 1
2328 The there was the time I got lost in Toledo. 1.2143 0.05375 84 69 12 3
2329 I tole you thish party would be outa thish world. 1.2143 0.05101 84 68 14 2
2330 Be honest, guys—am I sucking the oxygen out of this room?” 1.2143 0.05101 84 68 14 2
2331 Deep, meet Lofty 1.2143 0.05636 84 70 10 4
2332 Here's to a real bender. 1.2143 0.04812 84 67 16 1
2333 I’ m sure you two will have oodles to talk about. 1.2143 0.04812 84 67 16 1
2334 Looks like I’m gonna haft to do the drinkin’ for all three of us! 1.2143 0.05101 84 68 14 2
2335 Deep sea. Deep space. Whatever. I just love men in uniform! Cheers, fellas! 1.2143 0.05101 84 68 14 2
2336 Don't drop this. It's not insured. 1.2143 0.05101 84 68 14 2
2337 Don't you hate how people can't stop talking about their jobs at these parties? 1.2143 0.05101 84 68 14 2
2338 Hey Jules, dear! I found a couple guys I really think you ought to meet! 1.2143 0.05375 84 69 12 3
2339 HR: "What do you mean you're out of your element?" 1.2143 0.05101 84 68 14 2
2340 Aww! Everyone was hoping you two would pair up. 1.2143 0.04504 84 66 18 0
2341 And you never argue about setting the thermostat. 1.2143 0.05375 84 69 12 3
2342 Thanks for appreciating the gravity of the situation. 1.2143 0.05375 84 69 12 3
2343 Twins, huh? Who's older? 1.2143 0.04812 84 67 16 1
2344 Since more and more Americans are going to space, we’ve decided to equip all astronauts with bulletproof backpacks. 1.2143 0.05101 84 68 14 2
2345 Welcome to Planet Tipsy! 1.2143 0.05885 84 71 8 5
2346 I'd appreciate a bit more space! 1.2143 0.05375 84 69 12 3
2347 Why don’t you two get better aquatinted while I run to the store for more oxygen. 1.2143 0.05101 84 68 14 2
2348 “I probably shouldn’t say this, but I have a thing for men in pressurized suits.” 1.2143 0.05375 84 69 12 3
2349 Don't tell me, let me guess. Sea-level rise and Ebola virus. Am I right or what? 1.2143 0.05375 84 69 12 3
2350 Ha! Two drinks ago, you were still in flight school, and your friend was taking adult swim lessons. 1.2143 0.05375 84 69 12 3
2351 You're right. I guess long distant relationships are my thing, after all. 1.2143 0.04812 84 67 16 1
2352 Remember dear, you're going up and he's going down. 1.2143 0.04812 84 67 16 1
2353 Do you guys know each other? 1.2143 0.04812 84 67 16 1
2354 If I don't pack him up with bricks, he'll float to the top of the stairs. 1.2143 0.05375 84 69 12 3
2355 Alright! James Cameron and Tom Hanks! Now it's a party! 1.2143 0.05101 84 68 14 2
2356 This one's a decoy. 1.2143 0.04812 84 67 16 1
2357 Under and over! I get it. NRA parties are the best! 1.2143 0.05101 84 68 14 2
2358 You two must inhale your drinks. 1.2143 0.05885 84 71 8 5
2359 So, where in the hell did you guys meet? 1.2143 0.05375 84 69 12 3
2360 These party's really suck the air out of the room 1.2143 0.05375 84 69 12 3
2361 ...so I thought to myself, ‘Woah, that’s actually pretty deep.” “Yeah, man. That’s definitely out there. 1.2143 0.05101 84 68 14 2
2362 How do you get drunk in these things? 1.2143 0.04812 84 67 16 1
2363 Keggers are more fun when we actually had space. 1.2143 0.05375 84 69 12 3
2364 In your honor, tonight's main dish is surf 'n turf. 1.2143 0.04812 84 67 16 1
2365 Here, let me take your breathing tank and hang it up. 1.2143 0.05375 84 69 12 3
2366 Going up or going down, either way we will have a fun night after all 1.2143 0.05101 84 68 14 2
2367 Don't worry this is not a measles party! 1.2143 0.05375 84 69 12 3
2368 Guys, can I freshen up those Tangs for you? 1.2143 0.05101 84 68 14 2
2369 So, how are you going to drink your drink? 1.2143 0.05101 84 68 14 2
2370 I hear the company's underwater. Here's to better times. 1.2143 0.05101 84 68 14 2
2371 Burning Man is terrible this year. 1.2143 0.05101 84 68 14 2
2372 Hey, sailor. 1.2143 0.05375 84 69 12 3
2373 I know it’s a stuffy crowd but, really. 1.2143 0.04504 84 66 18 0
2374 This lady won't get off my back about wanting to do a keg stand. 1.2143 0.05101 84 68 14 2
2375 Look at you two getting on. I totally ship this. 1.2143 0.05375 84 69 12 3
2376 Let me guess, you're into the Dark and Stormy and your astronaut friend wants another Last Flight. 1.2143 0.05375 84 69 12 3
2377 Here's to not waking up with a bad case of the bends. 1.2143 0.04812 84 67 16 1
2378 This isn't what I had in mind when you said you needed some air. 1.2143 0.05101 84 68 14 2
2379 ...but his goes higher. 1.2143 0.05101 84 68 14 2
2380 Ocean immersion or space vacuum - what's your favorite? 1.2143 0.05101 84 68 14 2
2381 Sure, if I lacked the experience and capability to descend to the most challenging ocean depths of this planet, I'd consider the moon too." 1.2143 0.05375 84 69 12 3
2382 You guys are sucking all of the oxygen out of the room! 1.2143 0.04504 84 66 18 0
2383 I’ve got the right stuff right here, baby. 1.2143 0.05885 84 71 8 5
2384 I'm guessing your jobs have their ups and downs? 1.2143 0.05101 84 68 14 2
2385 Drink this! It makes the people behind you gradually disappear. 1.2143 0.05636 84 70 10 4
2386 Aw , go on . Have one . Where’s your spirit of adventure ? 1.2143 0.05636 84 70 10 4
2387 I’ll kill those off for you. 1.2143 0.05101 84 68 14 2
2388 You guys are twice as sexy in person than you are in your Tinder Three-Way profile pictures. Let's knock boots! 1.2143 0.05375 84 69 12 3
2389 And I thought I overdressed for this party. 1.2143 0.05101 84 68 14 2
2390 You can never have enough diapers. 1.2143 0.05101 84 68 14 2
2391 This is weird, but not as bad as the pink dancing elephants. 1.2143 0.05101 84 68 14 2
2392 I've been known to get really high and really deep, too. 1.2143 0.05101 84 68 14 2
2393 This party is out of this world 1.2143 0.05636 84 70 10 4
2394 You guys were gone so long, you missed the Halloween party a week ago. 1.2143 0.05375 84 69 12 3
2395 You guys come here often? 1.2143 0.05375 84 69 12 3
2396 Excuse me. Can you please just give me a little space. 1.2143 0.05101 84 68 14 2
2397 You’ve been in the depths of the ocean and I’ve been to the moon but people only seem to be concerned about our outfits. 1.2143 0.05375 84 69 12 3
2398 Climate change is a problem, I know, but don't you guys think you are going a bit overboard? 1.2143 0.05375 84 69 12 3
2399 Don't you guys let all the air out of the room. 1.2143 0.05101 84 68 14 2
2400 What's up? 1.2143 0.05375 84 69 12 3
2401 He's wearing NASA's BrewMaster model that'll take you all the way to Mars 1.2143 0.05375 84 69 12 3
2402 Hey Bill, let me introduce you to Stan from the office. You two should get along great. 1.2143 0.05101 84 68 14 2
2403 I'm glad you two decided to meet halfway. 1.2143 0.05375 84 69 12 3
2404 Tang packs more of a punch than I remembered. 1.2143 0.04504 84 66 18 0
2405 So . . . do you guys work in the same department ? 1.2143 0.04812 84 67 16 1
2406 hey guys how do you like our new dive bar 1.2143 0.05636 84 70 10 4
2407 I do like a heavy breather. 1.2143 0.05101 84 68 14 2
2408 These types of things are always so stuffy. 1.2143 0.05101 84 68 14 2
2409 Diver Dan, Major Matt Mason Major, Diver Dan 1.2143 0.05375 84 69 12 3
2410 The women here are so down to earth. 1.2143 0.05101 84 68 14 2
2411 Lose the suits fellas 1.2143 0.04812 84 67 16 1
2412 Dudes, after a couple of these I need more air too! 1.2143 0.04812 84 67 16 1
2413 It's been ages since I had any Tang. 1.2143 0.05101 84 68 14 2
2414 It's Tang, but apparently you won't be drinking it. 1.2143 0.05101 84 68 14 2
2415 I have about two hours of life support left. What's your timetable?" 1.2143 0.04812 84 67 16 1
2416 Not too late to take your medicine. 1.2143 0.05636 84 70 10 4
2417 At every party I attend, people talk about there not being enough oxygen in the room. 1.2143 0.04812 84 67 16 1
2418 Do you guys get to go out much? 1.2143 0.04812 84 67 16 1
2419 So, my space suit is no better than your underseas suit for getting a drink to my lips. 1.2143 0.05101 84 68 14 2
2420 See George? You're not the only one who's been under pressure? 1.2143 0.04812 84 67 16 1
2421 Doesn’t this party have great atmosphere? 1.2143 0.04812 84 67 16 1
2422 Dave's always told me I'M his final frontier. 1.2143 0.05101 84 68 14 2
2423 I find that after a couple drinks my social anxiety goes away. 1.2143 0.05375 84 69 12 3
2424 I'm more of a land gal myself. 1.2143 0.05375 84 69 12 3
2425 After another drink, it's up to me over the moon or under the sea. 1.2143 0.04812 84 67 16 1
2426 I thought you two were sucking all the oxygen out of the room, but now I see you brought your own! 1.2143 0.05101 84 68 14 2
2427 I was looking for someone a bit more terrestrial. 1.2143 0.05636 84 70 10 4
2428 We have to stop meeting like this. 1.2143 0.05375 84 69 12 3
2429 If you asked me, the office parties were better before we started invited you suits. 1.2143 0.05101 84 68 14 2
2430 Either way you look at it, you both look other worldly. 1.2143 0.05101 84 68 14 2
2431 I came as Verne's wife; I spent most of his money. 1.2143 0.05375 84 69 12 3
2432 Not sure what she is doing to you but I can't drink and dive 1.2143 0.05101 84 68 14 2
2433 Let me guess... you're twins separated by the exosphere, thermosphere, mesosphere, stratosphere, troposphere, and one atmosphere for very ten meters Junior there decides to dive. 1.2143 0.05375 84 69 12 3
2434 I think you both saw the same plastic water bottle floating around. 1.2135 0.04918 89 72 15 2
2435 You went old school I see. 1.2133 0.05127 75 60 14 1
2436 Shall I get you a straw? 1.2125 0.04934 80 64 15 1
2437 I told you, you two would fit right in. 1.2125 0.05245 80 65 13 2
2438 You guys really go to any depths to go above and beyond. 1.2125 0.05245 80 65 13 2
2439 Oh, c'mon, it's not that bad. Nobody else minds. so I just had a little baked beans for lunch. 1.2125 0.05245 80 65 13 2
2440 I told you opposites attract. 1.2125 0.05245 80 65 13 2
2441 Hey, is this thing going up or down? 1.2125 0.05245 80 65 13 2
2442 I don't know how you two stay sober. 1.2125 0.04934 80 64 15 1
2443 I don’t think the backpack makes your butt look big, but remember, the sea adds 10 pounds. 1.2125 0.05539 80 66 11 3
2444 Is the room floating, or just the three of us? 1.2125 0.05245 80 65 13 2
2445 You two have lots in common. 1.2125 0.05245 80 65 13 2
2446 She’s so embarrassing when she has too much to drink. 1.2125 0.04602 80 63 17 0
2447 Cheers! Hope you got you a two-way ticket! 1.2125 0.05245 80 65 13 2
2448 Well, somebody sucked the oxygen out of the room. 1.2125 0.04934 80 64 15 1
2449 You magnifiecnt men! Up, down. Now how much do you want to spend? 1.2125 0.05245 80 65 13 2
2450 Do I Know You? You look oddly familiar. 1.2125 0.05245 80 65 13 2
2451 I just adore space divers. 1.2125 0.04934 80 64 15 1
2452 Excuse me, but when you guys said your tanks were filled with what kept you alive -- I assumed that meant you'd be able to refill my cup. 1.2125 0.05245 80 65 13 2
2453 Philippe, let me introduce you to my new boyfriend Buzz. 1.2125 0.05539 80 66 11 3
2454 I meet the most interesting people at Tang conventions! 1.2125 0.04934 80 64 15 1
2455 Man, who invited the suits? 1.2125 0.05245 80 65 13 2
2456 Believe me, after four years of marriage “Diver Dan” is NOT what I would call him. He couldn’t take that “one small step”, know what I mean? 1.2125 0.05245 80 65 13 2
2457 I can't believe you two have never met before! 1.2125 0.05245 80 65 13 2
2458 I can't believe you haven't met each other! 1.2125 0.05245 80 65 13 2
2459 You should exchange watches. 1.2125 0.04934 80 64 15 1
2460 I'll tell ya what Harold, you could sure sure take me deep, but Sam here, he can take me to the moon! 1.2125 0.05245 80 65 13 2
2461 You call that pressure? 1.2125 0.04934 80 64 15 1
2462 Is it me, or is there an atmosphere in here? 1.2125 0.04934 80 64 15 1
2463 Let me take your coat for you. 1.2125 0.04934 80 64 15 1
2464 Do either of you know anything about the NFL helmet controversy? 1.2125 0.05245 80 65 13 2
2465 You guys are a laugh a minute: can't drink, can't pee. 1.2125 0.04602 80 63 17 0
2466 Hello you, would you like to be my next husband? 1.2125 0.04602 80 63 17 0
2467 Can I top you off? 1.2125 0.05245 80 65 13 2
2468 A little dated , but we'll be ready for the runway when we return to the moon in 2024. 1.2125 0.05539 80 66 11 3
2469 Deep sea diving: High atmospheric pressure Outer space: Low atmospheric pressure Interacting at social functions: Atmospheric peer pressure 1.2125 0.05245 80 65 13 2
2470 They say that my husband sucks the oxygen out of the room, too. 1.2125 0.04934 80 64 15 1
2471 I’d moonwalk with him anytime. 1.2125 0.04602 80 63 17 0
2472 Heyyy, you look a little wet and spaced out! 1.2125 0.04934 80 64 15 1
2473 Are you looking for anyone special? 1.2125 0.05245 80 65 13 2
2474 HA HA HA.... Didn't you Guys get the notice that the Masquerade Party was Cancelled? 1.2125 0.05245 80 65 13 2
2475 Sure, that's real impressive. But when you go low, we go high. 1.2125 0.04934 80 64 15 1
2476 I'm guessing you're the Tang and he's the ocean spray juice. 1.2125 0.04934 80 64 15 1
2477 May I offer you something a bit stronger than Tang? 1.2125 0.04934 80 64 15 1
2478 Of course we believe in science. Please return these costumes to the rental shop tomorrow. 1.2125 0.04934 80 64 15 1
2479 Which one of you is the most lonely? 1.2125 0.05539 80 66 11 3
2480 Hey fellows, let us drink to your success on whatever mission you will be embarking on--going to the stars or to the deepest part of the ocean. 1.2125 0.05817 80 67 9 4
2481 Care to step outside for some air? 1.2125 0.05539 80 66 11 3
2482 Maybe we're taking bed bug prevention too far. 1.2125 0.04934 80 64 15 1
2483 As above 1.2125 0.05245 80 65 13 2
2484 I say, whatever suits you. 1.2125 0.04934 80 64 15 1
2485 Ted, meet Bob. He a germophobe too. He doesn't trust the air in this room either." 1.2125 0.05245 80 65 13 2
2486 So really, no fish on your end? 1.2125 0.05245 80 65 13 2
2487 Oh great! A discussion on how high is up vs how deep is down. 1.2125 0.05245 80 65 13 2
2488 Micheal?" "Yes, Julian. 1.2125 0.05245 80 65 13 2
2489 People think I can make ice.. 1.2125 0.05539 80 66 11 3
2490 Houston, or whoever -- it's always about my(italics) problem, isn't it? 1.2125 0.05245 80 65 13 2
2491 Hey big fella , how high can a you get in that outfit? 1.2125 0.05245 80 65 13 2
2492 Hey, are youse guysss going tofinsh those drinkks? 1.2125 0.04934 80 64 15 1
2493 I thought this party was actually going to be out of this world 1.2125 0.05245 80 65 13 2
2494 Well, here's a toast to Primes' first delivery on Saturn. 1.2125 0.05245 80 65 13 2
2495 I tell ya, fellas, life has its ups and downs. 1.2125 0.05539 80 66 11 3
2496 Is measles really that contagious? 1.2125 0.04934 80 64 15 1
2497 I love a man in gluttonous uniform." 1.2125 0.04934 80 64 15 1
2498 Thanks for modelling the prototypes of the C-PAP machine. 1.2125 0.05539 80 66 11 3
2499 Hey guys, hows it hanging?" "Higher than the stars." "Below sea level. 1.2125 0.05245 80 65 13 2
2500 I finally came out the closet...you too??!! 1.2125 0.05539 80 66 11 3
2501 I bet you two are here for the refills at the oxygen bar. 1.2125 0.04934 80 64 15 1
2502 Amazon Prime has really stepped up the package delivery game, Bill. 1.2125 0.05817 80 67 9 4
2503 What are the odds? From the submerged to the suborbital. 1.2118 0.05047 85 69 14 2
2504 Let me tell you about a hostile environment. 1.2118 0.05575 85 71 10 4
2505 And the father says.... 'the Aristocrats!' 1.2118 0.05575 85 71 10 4
2506 'So you're a little bit rock and roll and he's a little bit country...or is it the other way round" 1.2118 0.05575 85 71 10 4
2507 This so ‘retro’, you guys come with ‘full body bongs’”. 1.2118 0.05047 85 69 14 2
2508 I like guys who get high. 1.2118 0.05317 85 70 12 3
2509 Ah , yes... freshly recycled water with a hint of astronaut. 1.2118 0.05047 85 69 14 2
2510 I don't worry about catching the flu like you guys do. 1.2105 0.05067 76 61 14 1
2511 I see you wore your suit. 1.2105 0.05402 76 62 12 2
2512 My tanked buddies. 1.2099 0.05751 81 68 9 4
2513 Let me guess which one of you is drinking the Tang. 1.2099 0.05187 81 66 13 2
2514 I have deep feelings for you both. 1.2099 0.05187 81 66 13 2
2515 From the bottom of the deep blue sea all the way up to low Earth orbit, you still haven't learned to clean up after yourselves. EarthMom.Org 1.2099 0.05751 81 68 9 4
2516 Who is your tailor?" 1.2099 0.05751 81 68 9 4
2517 The real final frontier is right here boys. 1.2099 0.04880 81 65 15 1
2518 Hey Buzz, wattch, diss is how you do it. 1.2051 0.04950 78 63 14 1
2519 Fred, meet Marla. Something tells me you two are well suited for each other. 1.2051 0.05583 78 65 10 3
2520 Can you tell me where the bathroom is? 1.2051 0.05583 78 65 10 3
2521 '"Larry! Finally someone you can talk to about your 'little problem'." 1.2051 0.04950 78 63 14 1
2522 Shut up you ye tick 1.2051 0.05276 78 64 12 2
2523 I think this is the meaning of let's meet in the middle. 1.2051 0.05873 78 66 8 4
2524 I sure do love a man in uniform, well in your case suits designed for exploration. 1.2051 0.04950 78 63 14 1
2525 Did I mention that my first husband played catcher for the Yankees. 1.2051 0.05276 78 64 12 2
2526 Neil, have you tried the Tang-tini? It's out of this world. 1.2051 0.04950 78 63 14 1
2527 If you’re looking for deep conversation, you’ve come to the wrong place. 1.2051 0.04950 78 63 14 1
2528 Gatorade? 1.2051 0.04950 78 63 14 1
2529 I think you can find common ground on the oxygen legislation. 1.2051 0.04950 78 63 14 1
2530 After all that dieting, you gals finally achieved weightlessness. 1.2051 0.04602 78 62 16 0
2531 I'm feeling a bit woozy. Can I please get a hit of your oxygen? 1.2051 0.04950 78 63 14 1
2532 If you guys will open your face shields, I'll be happy to get you some straws. 1.2051 0.04950 78 63 14 1
2533 Before I offer a toast, would you like a couple of straws?" 1.2051 0.05276 78 64 12 2
2534 So - is your employer giving the federal rate for mileage reimbursement or are they cheap in giving you an allowance? 1.2051 0.04950 78 63 14 1
2535 I know, before CBD I couldn’t even leave the submarine 1.2051 0.04950 78 63 14 1
2536 It's sad we've stopped funding science but at least there's more money for beer. 1.2051 0.04950 78 63 14 1
2537 Both of you simply take me breath away. 1.2051 0.05276 78 64 12 2
2538 Generations making emotional connections, it's so beautiful. 1.2051 0.05276 78 64 12 2
2539 Oh, good. You brought a mattress. Let's go to bed, baby. 1.2051 0.04950 78 63 14 1
2540 This should protect you. 1.2051 0.05583 78 65 10 3
2541 Which one of you is Prince Andrew? 1.2051 0.04950 78 63 14 1
2542 Picked a bad time to wear our uniforms for once.... 1.2051 0.05276 78 64 12 2
2543 need a straw? 1.2048 0.05073 83 68 13 2
2544 This is one giant leap for espresso machines! 1.2048 0.05073 83 68 13 2
2545 John, please remember just to feed the monkeys and do not touch any buttons over there... 1.2029 0.05684 69 57 10 2
2546 If you guys need assistance drinking your cocktails, don´t worry I know the plumber! 1.2025 0.05804 79 67 8 4
2547 Your wife said to me that you should make some friends on land, too 1.2025 0.05215 79 65 12 2
2548 Astronaut you say? Astroyoubetcha I say! 1.2025 0.05215 79 65 12 2
2549 Double your pleasure, double your fun, am I right? 1.2025 0.04894 79 64 14 1
2550 It’s always nice to catch up with my ex’s. Where have you guys been? 1.2025 0.04894 79 64 14 1
2551 Maybe we should coordinate our destinations. 1.2025 0.05215 79 65 12 2
2552 See? In a hundred years you explorers still haven’t figured out how to drink through your helmets. 1.2025 0.05518 79 66 10 3
2553 So, you guys wanna get some fresh air? 1.2025 0.04894 79 64 14 1
2554 what kind of work do you do? 1.2025 0.04894 79 64 14 1
2555 So which one of you got the Benz? 1.2025 0.05518 79 66 10 3
2556 I'm taking a poll of the guests: should I turn down the air? 1.2025 0.05215 79 65 12 2
2557 So I'm guessing you two are fraternal twins? 1.2025 0.04894 79 64 14 1
2558 Really? Yoou LOOK like you come from the same place. 1.2025 0.05215 79 65 12 2
2559 Have a Moonmosa, orange Tang with dried ice cream. 1.2025 0.05215 79 65 12 2
2560 The costume party is next door. 1.2025 0.05215 79 65 12 2
2561 It's your turn, no pressure 1.2025 0.05215 79 65 12 2
2562 Since neither of you can drink with those stupid helmets on, I'll just finish mine, then help you with yours. 1.2025 0.05215 79 65 12 2
2563 Would you believe she told me 'I suck the air out of the room?' 1.2025 0.05215 79 65 12 2
2564 I thought this would be easier than standing in a corner 1.2025 0.04894 79 64 14 1
2565 Really! And just which body fluids are you recycling? 1.2025 0.05804 79 67 8 4
2566 Here's to going deep! 1.2025 0.05215 79 65 12 2
2567 You take your vaping seriously, don't you? 1.2025 0.04894 79 64 14 1
2568 Will you two stop arguing over which is the final frontier. We all know it's breaking the glass ceiling. 1.2025 0.05518 79 66 10 3
2569 Well that sure sucked the oxygen out of the room 1.2025 0.04894 79 64 14 1
2570 From deep blue sea, to sky blue space, what on Earth are you two doing? 1.2025 0.04894 79 64 14 1
2571 So Bobby there works in Tarpon Springs, while Karen here works at Cape Canaveral. I hope you two hit it off! 1.2025 0.04894 79 64 14 1
2572 Hey, if you two are all about the spirit of adventure, I bet I could take you to a new dimension you've never seen before. 1.2025 0.05804 79 67 8 4
2573 You guys have really sucked the oxygen out of the room. 1.2025 0.05215 79 65 12 2
2574 I get it, Nemo & Neil... that’s adorable! 1.2025 0.05518 79 66 10 3
2575 Do you guys need a refill? 1.2025 0.05215 79 65 12 2
2576 You think you're so smart! He carries his air. 1.2025 0.04894 79 64 14 1
2577 We aren't actually astronauts. This is just a protection against lap dances. 1.2025 0.05215 79 65 12 2
2578 W-whew,do not go in there! Just finished a r-real splashdown,guy's. 1.2025 0.05518 79 66 10 3
2579 Pardon me. You don't look like you're from around here. Are you, by chance, from Albany? 1.2025 0.05518 79 66 10 3
2580 You’re not ones to suck up all the oxygen in the room! 1.2025 0.04894 79 64 14 1
2581 I literally had to move heaven and earth to get both of you here at the same time. 1.2025 0.04550 79 63 16 0
2582 I'm not too drunk to know that I want to hang around with a guy who gets high. 1.2025 0.05215 79 65 12 2
2583 I'm draft beer, daiquiri is in the next room. 1.2025 0.05215 79 65 12 2
2584 Your job must give you a big perspective. 1.2025 0.05215 79 65 12 2
2585 I believe you two have experienced the highest highs and the lowest lows 1.2025 0.05518 79 66 10 3
2586 Could you give me a ride home? 1.2025 0.05804 79 67 8 4
2587 My psychiatrist just diagnosed me with bipolar disorder. 1.2025 0.05804 79 67 8 4
2588 Watch out for your tank, she thinks mine is full of Tang. 1.2025 0.05215 79 65 12 2
2589 so tell me mr spaceman, were does the wee wee go again 1.2025 0.04550 79 63 16 0
2590 Have a little drinkie. It's a Moon Shot, vodka and Tang. 1.2025 0.05518 79 66 10 3
2591 The drinks at this party are out of this world! 1.2025 0.05215 79 65 12 2
2592 Uh-oh, I’m about to mix uppers and downers again. 1.2025 0.05518 79 66 10 3
2593 I find this cocktail party suffocating. 1.2025 0.05518 79 66 10 3
2594 You must be fraternal twins, cause you look so much alike. 1.2025 0.05804 79 67 8 4
2595 I see you two are well-suited to each other. 1.2025 0.04550 79 63 16 0
2596 Funny what you have to wear to survive in these environments? 1.2025 0.05215 79 65 12 2
2597 One, two, three, chug 1.2025 0.05804 79 67 8 4
2598 I'm so happy you could both attend. 1.2025 0.05215 79 65 12 2
2599 I think it would be a bad idea for either of you to have another glass. 1.2025 0.05518 79 66 10 3
2600 I hear you guys are into unexplored territory. 1.2025 0.04894 79 64 14 1
2601 Did I mention that alcohol gives me gas? 1.2025 0.05518 79 66 10 3
2602 With so many mutual acquaintances, I'm surprised you've never met before! 1.2025 0.05804 79 67 8 4
2603 You men clearing the air? 1.2025 0.05215 79 65 12 2
2604 Here, this should give you a lift! 1.2025 0.05518 79 66 10 3
2605 Guys, guys, seriously ... you should have one of these cocktails called “Where the Sea Meets the Sky”! 1.2025 0.05215 79 65 12 2
2606 Are you guys identical or fraternal twins? 1.2025 0.05215 79 65 12 2
2607 Wow, talk about small world! 1.2025 0.04894 79 64 14 1
2608 Where are we right now we need to get back hom 1.2025 0.04894 79 64 14 1
2609 You might look cool, but at least I can drink my drink. 1.2025 0.05518 79 66 10 3
2610 The deep sea and outer space? I go everywhere by Uber. Hey, it has it's challenges. 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
2611 You're too deep, and you are out of this world. 1.2000 0.05695 75 63 9 3
2612 You have a lot to talk, as you are in the same business. 1.2000 0.05967 70 59 8 3
2613 Hazmat suits are not needed until the end of the party. 1.2000 0.04650 75 60 15 0
2614 I hope you’re not disappointed by your first alien contact. 1.2000 0.04815 70 56 14 0
2615 Your drinks are outta this world, flyboy! 1.2000 0.05610 70 58 10 2
2616 I see you two have discovered each other. 1.2000 0.04650 75 60 15 0
2617 I love the portability but does it have dual zone temperature settings? 1.2000 0.05022 75 61 13 1
2618 Here's mud on your helmet! 1.2000 0.05695 75 63 9 3
2619 Girls, you definitely didn't wear the same outfit to this party. 1.2000 0.05022 75 61 13 1
2620 How do you guys drink with those helmets on? 1.2000 0.05228 70 57 12 1
2621 He says his comes with unlimited beer supply while yours runs out! 1.2000 0.04815 70 56 14 0
2622 'Wouldn't you guys rather be someplace else? Maybe a dive or somewhere out of this world?' 1.2000 0.05454 80 67 10 3
2623 Boys we migrated to space ages ago. Maybe it's time to cut that umbilical cord to Mother Earth. 1.2000 0.05156 80 66 12 2
2624 Just want to make sure you stay hydrated, dear. 1.2000 0.05022 75 61 13 1
2625 Cute outfits! Did your mommy dress you? 1.2000 0.05228 70 57 12 1
2626 Hey! Have you guys seen my pink elephant 1.2000 0.05695 75 63 9 3
2627 Ish it me or doesh this party have no atmoshphere? 1.2000 0.05695 75 63 9 3
2628 To the Nauty Boys, Astro and Aqua. Yasou! 1.2000 0.05695 75 63 9 3
2629 On your way there, can you drop off this Amazon delivery? Diana Diamond Palo Alto, CA 650-323-4787 DianaLDiamond@gmail.com 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
2630 He says only wimps need hoses. 1.2000 0.05022 75 61 13 1
2631 Jacques and Yuri? How cross-cultural is that! 1.2000 0.05228 70 57 12 1
2632 In case your friend needs a drink. 1.2000 0.04815 70 56 14 0
2633 Welcome to the Amazon team, guys. You're each going to need to buy an oxygen tank before your first delivery. 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
2634 You can take your helmets off. The air is fine in here. 1.2000 0.05156 80 66 12 2
2635 OMG - Neil, meet Davy; Davy, meet Neil. 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
2636 Space Odyssey Happy Hour 1.2000 0.05022 75 61 13 1
2637 Bottom or top, makes no difference to me. 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
2638 Yeah, but we do it deeper. 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
2639 It's one small shot for man... 1.2000 0.05022 75 61 13 1
2640 If you two introverts won't talk to anybody else, you can at least talk to each other! 1.2000 0.04650 75 60 15 0
2641 Captain Nemo, meet Arthur. 1.2000 0.05022 75 61 13 1
2642 I love parties where there’s lots of suits. 1.2000 0.05610 70 58 10 2
2643 I do love a man in a uniform that I won't possibly recognize in the morning. 1.2000 0.05022 75 61 13 1
2644 Now really, do you guys think I suck all the air out of a room? 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
2645 You'd prefer an astronaut. 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
2646 I thought you two might hit if off. 1.2000 0.04650 75 60 15 0
2647 Hmmm . . . deep sea, or deep space? *hic* Can't figure out which one's hotter! Damn beer goggles are useless against their face shields. *hic* 1.2000 0.05022 75 61 13 1
2648 Now Son, here are some of your favorite snacks and extra underwear; remember to put on fresh every day in case you’re in a wreck up there. 1.2000 0.05022 75 61 13 1
2649 Modern Extreme Games? Okay, Cheers! May the best man win this escape from Trump!! 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
2650 Relax, I was just kidding about the peanut dipping sauce. 1.2000 0.05695 75 63 9 3
2651 So what you're saying is, when they go low you go high. 1.2000 0.05228 70 57 12 1
2652 It's running low, you need to run some more through the filter 1.2000 0.05022 75 61 13 1
2653 Hey guys! Have you tried the beer? It's out of this world! 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
2654 Well, aren’t you two fraternal. 1.2000 0.04650 75 60 15 0
2655 These oxygen parties truly need authentic users like the two of you. 1.2000 0.05022 75 61 13 1
2656 I hadn't thought of that. That's deep. 1.2000 0.04839 80 65 14 1
2657 This moon juice is out of this world. Can I get another? 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
2658 Want to have a threesome? 1.2000 0.05022 75 61 13 1
2659 Finding any common ground in your conversation? 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
2660 I know we don't always see mask to mask but it's nice to finally meet in the middle. 1.2000 0.05022 75 61 13 1
2661 Rodney, you're out of decaf!!! 1.2000 0.05022 75 61 13 1
2662 Bashythspheer, Strathyshpheer, Thmashyshpheer! Am I right? 1.2000 0.05228 70 57 12 1
2663 Yeah, I'm on call this weekend, just in case there's a moon emergency. 1.2000 0.05022 75 61 13 1
2664 No worry--no one wants to touch either one of you. 1.2000 0.04839 80 65 14 1
2665 I was also prepared for high air pressure, not high peer pressure 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
2666 Knew your oxygen tank would be good for cold drink 1.2000 0.04815 70 56 14 0
2667 Take off now! 1.2000 0.05610 70 58 10 2
2668 Ask him what he saw when they 'took the Calypso down five tausend feet'. 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
2669 I wanted to introduce you because you both have so much in common! 1.2000 0.05695 75 63 9 3
2670 This looks like a right-swipe to me. 1.2000 0.05228 70 57 12 1
2671 Five small drinks for me and . . . do those things open? 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
2672 No shoptalk tonight boys, go and mingle. 1.2000 0.05022 75 61 13 1
2673 It's a mainframe for all the tweets we're sending to deep space -- like the Voyager gold disc but a lot more ephemeral. 1.2000 0.04839 80 65 14 1
2674 So you’re the new prototype vending machines. 1.2000 0.05228 70 57 12 1
2675 Perhaps your partner can be the first to commit a deep sea crime? 1.2000 0.04650 75 60 15 0
2676 Here’s to the airheads! 1.2000 0.05022 75 61 13 1
2677 So, uh, what substance use disorder did you develop? 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
2678 With this portable keg-erator we can get buzzed light-years from here! 1.2000 0.05695 75 63 9 3
2679 Well, I know you are from Roswell but where is your rust-bucket friend from? 1.2000 0.05022 75 61 13 1
2680 Husband, we have a problem. 1.2000 0.05022 75 61 13 1
2681 OMG... Slowest chugging contest ever! Wanna try it without the helmets? 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
2682 Sea, I told you I’d give you space. 1.2000 0.05022 75 61 13 1
2683 I hate small talk, too. 1.2000 0.05022 75 61 13 1
2684 So what does recycled urine taste like? 1.2000 0.05156 80 66 12 2
2685 There I go (hic!) again, sucking all the air out of the room! 1.2000 0.05022 75 61 13 1
2686 He prefers to live in a vacuum. Real life is too much pressure for him. 1.2000 0.04650 75 60 15 0
2687 You know, I had a goldfish once too 1.2000 0.05228 70 57 12 1
2688 Dressy casual means no suits necessary. 1.2000 0.04650 75 60 15 0
2689 Not your kind of atmosphere either? 1.2000 0.05610 70 58 10 2
2690 Quick, to you left, your ex is dressed up as a drunken stalker. 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
2691 She has a way of sucking all the air out of a room. 1.2000 0.05695 75 63 9 3
2692 Funny that you thought it was a costume party. 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
2693 There's no pressure when you're wearing this beauty. 1.2000 0.04815 70 56 14 0
2694 Cheryl and Ted always serve such strong drinks, how are you two still standing? 1.2000 0.05156 80 66 12 2
2695 Doesn’t he just take your breath away? 1.2000 0.05228 70 57 12 1
2696 20,000? Try 69,1999. Sorry, she's just out of your league." 1.2000 0.05022 75 61 13 1
2697 I take it you two don't drink a lot at these parties, huh? 1.2000 0.05022 75 61 13 1
2698 Hey Ted, have you met Jim? I have a feeling you guys will really get along. 1.2000 0.05022 75 61 13 1
2699 Which one of you just farted? 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
2700 Don't drink the Kool-Aid OR Tang, am I right? 1.2000 0.05228 70 57 12 1
2701 It's not a party until you have a drink in your hand. 1.2000 0.05022 75 61 13 1
2702 There you are. You'll be wonderful hits at this cocktail party describing your divers' pursuits. 1.2000 0.05695 75 63 9 3
2703 Drink up boys. 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
2704 See, honey, I knew you would have a lot in common with my ex. You're both Sagittarius! 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
2705 Hey is it true what they say... “the bigger the backpack...” 1.2000 0.05022 75 61 13 1
2706 Can I 'land' between you two? 1.2000 0.05695 75 63 9 3
2707 Just take him along in case you find water on the moon 1.2000 0.05695 75 63 9 3
2708 You must be the most popular guy on the shuttle with this great Starbucks dispenser! 1.2000 0.05022 75 61 13 1
2709 We're going to Mars, but Neptune is definitely next. 1.2000 0.05610 70 58 10 2
2710 Sorry guys. We don’t do oxygen parties anymore. 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
2711 A toast to military ups and downs! 1.2000 0.05454 80 67 10 3
2712 This room isn't pressurized. You can open those visors and drink up. 1.2000 0.05695 75 63 9 3
2713 People always tell me I suck all the air out of the room. 1.2000 0.05610 70 58 10 2
2714 Houston here was just telling me about how space is the greatest, scariest unknown. I'll leave you two to it! 1.2000 0.05022 75 61 13 1
2715 The norms of signaling really evolved while I was out of the dating game. 1.2000 0.05610 70 58 10 2
2716 The air quality in this apartment is under control " 1.2000 0.05228 70 57 12 1
2717 Have you noticed that all we ever attract are lushes 1.2000 0.05228 70 57 12 1
2718 To you guys! for trying so hard to find us some clean water! 1.2000 0.05695 75 63 9 3
2719 Charlie, meet Sebastian, he's really down to earth! 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
2720 When you meet your old classmates and see they made the grade, while you cannot even tie your own shoestrings 1.2000 0.05022 75 61 13 1
2721 So, are you the couple into cosplay? 1.2000 0.05022 75 61 13 1
2722 Wow! Somebody told me stopping by the oxygen bar would help me sober up. 1.2000 0.05022 75 61 13 1
2723 Yeah, we got down, but with Buzz I see stars. 1.2000 0.05022 75 61 13 1
2724 I know a fellow Bourbon guy when I see one. 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
2725 You guys always show up in the best costumes! 1.2000 0.05228 70 57 12 1
2726 What a really great atmosphere! 1.2000 0.04650 75 60 15 0
2727 That's not air coming through the pipe. 1.2000 0.05695 75 63 9 3
2728 Sorry boys, the fancy dress party is tomorrow night 1.2000 0.05610 70 58 10 2
2729 Boys, boys, please - I've got a place that's lesser known than both the moon or ocean floor. 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
2730 So glad to finally meet the Piccard brothers 1.2000 0.05228 70 57 12 1
2731 Oh that’s a nice little twist on boxed wine! 1.2000 0.05967 70 59 8 3
2732 Finish your drinks and you'll be able to deal with us mouthbreathers 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
2733 It’s time you two met. 1.2000 0.04839 80 65 14 1
2734 Let's drink to the fifth element! 1.2000 0.05022 75 61 13 1
2735 One more of these, and you'll be sky-walking home. 1.2000 0.05610 70 58 10 2
2736 When you're trying to hide from your ex and she finds you: "John, why are you trying to hide from me" 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
2737 In sea or space or foam, show me the way to go home. 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
2738 —-so he thinks the future is going down and you think the future is going up! 1.2000 0.05228 70 57 12 1
2739 So what brings a guy like you to a boring old planet like Zelfnar? 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
2740 Now, now children, leave the costumes at home. 1.2000 0.04839 80 65 14 1
2741 Hey, Frank. This is my ex, Richard. 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
2742 Here's your a Tang Screwdriver. 1.2000 0.05156 80 66 12 2
2743 Way to guys, with your how-to-stay-off-the-booze outfits! 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
2744 Don't worry, I started at the bottom and worked my way up! 1.2000 0.05022 75 61 13 1
2745 No, I get it, the whole vaping thing is out of control. But could I have your drinks since it looks like they won't do you any good anyway? 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
2746 That’s about as funny as a fart in a spacesuit 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
2747 Hey captain, you want to boldly go where no man has gone since last November? 1.2000 0.05022 75 61 13 1
2748 we have a problem, she wants to toast. 1.2000 0.06003 75 64 7 4
2749 Honey here’s my ex. He wears a diaper too. 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
2750 Your oxygen sure tastes good 1.2000 0.05022 75 61 13 1
2751 Well, I've been up high and down deep myself. 1.2000 0.04815 70 56 14 0
2752 Quit sucking the air out of the room, you bores 1.2000 0.05022 75 61 13 1
2753 It’s a sandwich board for astronauts advertising my new realty: Need Space? Call 2125555555! 1.2000 0.05228 70 57 12 1
2754 There is space between my legs I’d like you explore. 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
2755 This will help with the pressure. 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
2756 Now you two must be talking about the highs and lows of your careers! 1.2000 0.05228 70 57 12 1
2757 You’re feeling out of your depth, surely. 1.2000 0.04650 75 60 15 0
2758 Can I get you gentlemen a refill? 1.2000 0.06003 75 64 7 4
2759 You'll find that they taste better at higher altitudes 1.2000 0.06003 75 64 7 4
2760 Are you both feeling under pressure in social situations? 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
2761 What can I say? He’s on his way up. 1.2000 0.04815 70 56 14 0
2762 Opposites really do attract. You're staring off into space but he is very down to earth. 1.2000 0.05022 75 61 13 1
2763 Well I think there's an atmosphere... 1.2000 0.05610 70 58 10 2
2764 Nothing like a cocktail party to make you feel infinitely small in the vastness of universe, right guys? 1.2000 0.05228 70 57 12 1
2765 Who wants to get high and then go down on me? 1.2000 0.05610 70 58 10 2
2766 Do you want to step outside and get some air? 1.2000 0.04839 80 65 14 1
2767 Maybe you took another wrong turn again, but astronauts are always welcome to our block parties!" 1.2000 0.05022 75 61 13 1
2768 Here's looking at you, Guys...or is that in bad taste? 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
2769 Talk about sucking the oxygen out of the room! 1.2000 0.04839 80 65 14 1
2770 Going up? 1.2000 0.05695 75 63 9 3
2771 Buzz, this is my ex, Jacques. See you two are nothing alike. 1.2000 0.04650 75 60 15 0
2772 " Let me give you some space 1.2000 0.04839 80 65 14 1
2773 The step wasn't so small, was it? 1.2000 0.05228 70 57 12 1
2774 What keeps me coming back? The atmosphere, every time! 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
2775 You two must have a lot in common! 1.2000 0.05228 70 57 12 1
2776 freeze-dried moonshine 1.2000 0.05610 70 58 10 2
2777 You're germaphobes? I'll help ya get over that! 1.2000 0.05228 70 57 12 1
2778 I am sorry. Honestly, that husband of mine. I gave him one job, I said did you phone everyone about the oxygen? Yes, yes, yes he said. 1.2000 0.06003 75 64 7 4
2779 Is it just me, or does gravity want us to be together? 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
2780 But you have so much in common! 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
2781 More Tang, Ace? 1.2000 0.05967 70 59 8 3
2782 You both need to loosen up and quit putting on airs. 1.2000 0.05022 75 61 13 1
2783 I really enjoy these deep conversations with you guys 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
2784 Did one of you guys call the Uber with an airlock and a pilot fish driver? 1.2000 0.05156 80 66 12 2
2785 So you folks are really taking global warming seriously, huh? 1.2000 0.04650 75 60 15 0
2786 I can't believe you both thought this was a costume party. 1.2000 0.06003 75 64 7 4
2787 I'm so glad to see you both back on your feet. 1.2000 0.05695 75 63 9 3
2788 We aren’t actually astronauts. Drunk people just have awful breath. 1.2000 0.05369 75 62 11 2
2789 ...How are we meant to drink with these on? 1.2000 0.05228 70 57 12 1
2790 And he says to me: Honey, isn't there a better way to bring your sangria? And I says to him: Honey, I really don't think so. 1.2000 0.05228 70 57 12 1
2791 Wow! That Tang really has a punch! Can I a have some more? 1.1975 0.05098 81 67 12 2
2792 Is it true that in the subway, no one can hear you scream? 1.1975 0.05098 81 67 12 2
2793 ...and this is my wife, Mary. She's a professor of Chinese history. We met at a Tang Dynasty symposium. 1.1974 0.04596 76 61 15 0
2794 So, you're into astronauts now huh?" 1.1974 0.05305 76 63 11 2
2795 Sponges and stars. You'll have lots to talk about. 1.1974 0.04963 76 62 13 1
2796 So, yeah...I doooo crave intimacy. 1.1974 0.04596 76 61 15 0
2797 Totally true story I met them at Mercury Lounge in '94 we split halfway through Helmet's set and yeah I fucked the drummer from Primus. 1.1974 0.05626 76 64 9 3
2798 Nice of you to carry your own refreshments. Are you willing to share? 1.1974 0.05626 76 64 9 3
2799 You guys ever been to Sacramento? 1.1974 0.05305 76 63 11 2
2800 My contractor's a shark. 1.1974 0.05305 76 63 11 2
2801 Romance is in the air tonight. 1.1974 0.05626 76 64 9 3
2802 Good thing you guys can't smell my fart 1.1974 0.05626 76 64 9 3
2803 I’m ready to blast off!” Don Dechman —. Austin, T 1.1974 0.05305 76 63 11 2
2804 Oh you have to invite me--I've never been to a helmet wedding before. 1.1974 0.05626 76 64 9 3
2805 Inner Space, Outer Space, what the fuck ever. Let's get another drink! 1.1974 0.05305 76 63 11 2
2806 Woo-hoo! I'll be working from home tomorrow. Are you guys allowed to telework? 1.1974 0.04963 76 62 13 1
2807 Deep Sea, Deep Space. You guys! You guys are so deep. 1.1974 0.04963 76 62 13 1
2808 I get you fellas some straws. Paper, of course... 1.1974 0.04963 76 62 13 1
2809 Oh, me? I’m exploring the patriarchy. 1.1974 0.05305 76 63 11 2
2810 You two must have so much in common! 1.1974 0.04963 76 62 13 1
2811 Bill's a little out of your orbit, but I thought you two should meet. 1.1974 0.04963 76 62 13 1
2812 Drinking coffee is off-putting at an event like this--try a few stiff drinks and maybe your true selves will shine through." 1.1974 0.04963 76 62 13 1
2813 Glad I'm not the only one to get ship-faced at this party! 1.1974 0.05305 76 63 11 2
2814 When Mary jokingly asked if the diver and the astronaut smoked sea weed and moon rocks respectively, they responded that they did indeed smoke. Though they didn’t smoke these silly things. They smoked crack. 1.1972 0.05890 71 60 8 3
2815 It used to be 'bring your own beer'. Now it's 'bring your own oxygen'. 1.1972 0.05890 71 60 8 3
2816 Hic, why are you carrying the fridge on your back, hic. 1.1972 0.05161 71 58 12 1
2817 It’s LSD...... Have fun on the moon 1.1940 0.05312 67 55 11 1
2818 I just know you'll have so much to talk about. I'll leave you to it. 1.1923 0.04848 78 64 13 1
2819 This party pack will keep you submerged all night! 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
2820 Hey, do you two breathe your own air around here often? 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
2821 He's pretty much always the designated drunk. Fortunately, I'm an excellent driver. 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
2822 Try this. It's much better than recycled pee. 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
2823 It was like a Jules Verne voyage getting here in traffic." 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
2824 And it's Vegan! 1.1912 0.06021 68 58 7 3
2825 Francis, please meet Denisha, you both have cats and are interested in breathing!" 1.1912 0.06021 68 58 7 3
2826 Is it 'cause I suck all the air out of the room? 1.1912 0.05644 68 57 9 2
2827 I bet it beats going to AA meetings! 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
2828 Relax, it's not that stifling in here! 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
2829 Well, looky here. The only two people I know who can suck all the air out of a room. 1.1912 0.05241 68 56 11 1
2830 Hey fellas, who is Houston and what’s his problem, am I right? I told you this would happen. 1.1905 0.05476 63 52 10 1
2831 No, but I only drink bottled water. 1.1905 0.05925 63 53 8 2
2832 I was at the BMV for two hours the other day. I thought I'd never make it back home. 1.1905 0.06343 63 54 6 3
2833 Everyone should have one on smoggy days. 1.1905 0.06343 63 54 6 3
2834 I found my drink guys! It was here in the kitchen the whole time. 1.1905 0.06343 63 54 6 3
2835 Hey! Tom Cruise! I know you’re in there! 1.1905 0.05925 63 53 8 2
2836 Both of you really take the air out of a room! 1.1905 0.05476 63 52 10 1
2837 I get you both. But we’re thinking that, with Trump in the White House, our Lower Manhattan real estate investments are a safe bet! 1.1905 0.05476 63 52 10 1
2838 What’s the over-under? 1.1905 0.05925 63 53 8 2
2839 Looks like you both need some oxyGenevieve. 1.1905 0.05925 63 53 8 2
2840 How's the air in there? 1.1905 0.05476 63 52 10 1
2841 Yeh, guys. We all have are ups and downs. 1.1875 0.05398 64 53 10 1
2842 Next time you go down and i'll go up. 1.1875 0.05840 64 54 8 2
2843 Guys, Tang is not on the menu tonight. Lighten up." 1.1852 0.05303 81 69 9 3
2844 Yow will be one up on Fedx. 1.1846 0.06160 65 56 6 3
2845 How do you two like the new designated driver outfits? 1.1846 0.05756 65 55 8 2
2846 Janet says I can’t go to space without a portrait of her. 1.1846 0.05756 65 55 8 2
2847 I can't wait to see which of you down your drink first. 1.1846 0.05322 65 54 10 1
2848 Remember my name? From earlier. No pressure. 1.1846 0.05322 65 54 10 1
2849 I'm so glad you could make it! 1.1846 0.05756 65 55 8 2
2850 I am glad you came but I don’t understand why you decided to come in costume! 1.1846 0.05322 65 54 10 1
2851 He prefers having sex standing up 1.1846 0.05756 65 55 8 2
2852 Here's to the launch of your personal brands!” 1.1846 0.05322 65 54 10 1
2853 Dr. Rosen just took emeritus status last spring 1.1846 0.05756 65 55 8 2
2854 Oprah, Uma. Uma, Oprah. 1.1846 0.05322 65 54 10 1
2855 I'm sorry to interrupt what must be a fascinating conversation, but I thought you'd want to know that Peggy just threw up in your air filtration intake. 1.1846 0.05322 65 54 10 1
2856 ♫..there's a Starbucks, waiting in the sky...♫ 1.1846 0.05322 65 54 10 1
2857 Which uv you guyzh is gonna compliment my outfit? 1.1846 0.05322 65 54 10 1
2858 NOW WHEN YOU GET THERE, DON'T FORGET TO SHARE THE SHEET CAKE. 1.1818 0.05461 77 66 8 3
2859 Hi Guys! If you can't finish your drink, I'll take it! 1.1818 0.05249 66 55 10 1
2860 How's it going after your marriage councilor suggested establishing separate territories? 1.1806 0.04975 72 60 11 1
2861 Now how do you suppose we take these drinks down? 1.1765 0.04657 68 56 12 0
2862 I need some fresh air. Want to join me for a walk? 1.1765 0.04657 68 56 12 0
2863 You two should have a conversation that will have a lot of highs and lows. 1.1765 0.04657 68 56 12 0
2864 I'm sorry, Nemo, but to be honest, Neil here doesn't always get the bends when going down. 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
2865 So then I said to Jimmy, "Jimmy, it's not THAT kind of club!" 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
2866 Is there some reason why you two haven’t taken a sip of your drinks? 1.1765 0.05904 68 59 6 3
2867 That's so interesting because I think the final frontier is actually the mind. 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
2868 Have you guys seen what they've done to our seas and out atmosphere? 1.1765 0.04657 68 56 12 0
2869 I accept guys for their highs and lows. 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
2870 The key to great three-axis stabilization is thrust vector control.” 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
2871 So, what keeps you busy? 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
2872 So they punk'd you guys. 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
2873 Having a good time not drinking your drink? 1.1765 0.04657 68 56 12 0
2874 I’m thinking about getting out of here too. I mean, does anyone actually like these things? 1.1765 0.04657 68 56 12 0
2875 Would a straw help? 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
2876 My son says you can have all the Tang you want. 1.1765 0.04657 68 56 12 0
2877 Can I offer you some Moonshine? 1.1765 0.04657 68 56 12 0
2878 The Last Cheers" by Nicolas Spar 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
2879 Good to see you've found something on common ground to talk about. 1.1765 0.04657 68 56 12 0
2880 Alcohol gives me gas. 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
2881 Opposites, they do attract! 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
2882 See honey, I told you there was a better partner for you... 1.1765 0.04657 68 56 12 0
2883 Jane and Dave, so glad the couples counseling is working well" 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
2884 Sure hope they like soft drinks on the Moon. 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
2885 Nice touch! I mean … the backpack. Finally something that prevents us from falling forward 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
2886 Just another Greek Orthodox Christmas party. Better than the White Supremacist ones of the last two years. 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
2887 Don’t either of you guys fart in there, y’hear. 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
2888 I'll let the two of you discuss options for going to the bathroom! 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
2889 Here -- I'll drink it for you. 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
2890 So these are from the new Ralph Lauren Adventurers Collection? 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
2891 If she leans on that any harder. I will start to float. 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
2892 Did I ever tell you about the time Lloyd here told me space is more interesting than the ocean. What were you guys talking about? 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
2893 Sweetheart, I'd really feel better if you'd let me help you. Please take these things with you, I will feel so much better knowing you are warm and hydrated. Wait, wait, I see you will need a straw. Are they outlawed in outer space too? 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
2894 Up or Down? Karl H Schoeps-Jensen, Urban, Illinois 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
2895 I forget. Which of you guys can pee in your suit? 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
2896 Can you believe my mother? She says I’m sucking all the oxygen out of the room. 1.1765 0.04657 68 56 12 0
2897 Hay Carl, this is Bill, great costumes guys, little early for Halloween, Oh well, hope your face masks lift up, the new micro brews we're serving are wonderful. 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
2898 How do you get your drinks in your pie holes? 1.1765 0.05904 68 59 6 3
2899 Hey, Buzz, how about sharing some of that Tang with me? 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
2900 Sorry guys. but theNew Frontier is the “New Yorker cocktail Party” 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
2901 Hey boys, B.Y.O. doesn't mean you have to bring your own Atmosphere as well! 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
2902 I'm beat. Can we "explore" going home? 1.1765 0.04657 68 56 12 0
2903 Do you guys take requests? 1.1765 0.05520 68 58 8 2
2904 Let's Drink To The "Ups" and "Downs" of Life 1.1765 0.04657 68 56 12 0
2905 Hey! That’s what happens at cocktail parties. No big deal... 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
2906 I really think you two hallucinations should get to know each other. 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
2907 What happens when you sneeze? 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
2908 John was so high 1.1765 0.04657 68 56 12 0
2909 I'm thirsty so thirsty. Are you having the same problem I'm having? 1.1765 0.04657 68 56 12 0
2910 the woman is saying "LOL guys i'm sooo hammered RN but how... i mean HOW are you going to drink those drinks with ya masks on?!" 1.1765 0.05107 68 57 10 1
2911 Hey! One of you is gonna do me tonight OR I tell the world what I saw you two doing...faking outer space in a big a big pool! 1.1746 0.06213 63 55 5 3
2912 Where's the atmosphere Carol ? 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
2913 Toxic? 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
2914 Why is 'Lost in Love' always playing when I see you together? 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
2915 I got Water and Sky. Let me find Earth and Fire now. 1.1739 0.04596 69 57 12 0
2916 Think I saw a ghost down the hall, better go suck him up! 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
2917 I always knew there were aliens among us. 1.1739 0.05824 69 60 6 3
2918 I guess I needed someone with less strings attached. 1.1739 0.04596 69 57 12 0
2919 I always loved “What’s My Line?”. Do you know Arlene Francis? 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
2920 Dave has no idea what on earth you're doing here. 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
2921 To the final frontier. May the best man win. 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
2922 Which one of you can spare some sweet O2 for my Red Bull here? 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
2923 Okay... YOU may love the deep blue sea and YOU may enjoy the darkness of space but I'M enjoying a lovely light beer right now! 1.1739 0.04596 69 57 12 0
2924 Are you guys looking for a straw?" 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
2925 Gentlemen, Here’s to life support Out Of a Can!!! 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
2926 They're telling me that if I drink this it'll feel like I'm in space. You try and let me know if it's true. 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
2927 Yeah, my favorite cartoon character is Scuba Doo too! 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
2928 I would argue that the ocean is the real ‘Final Frontier’. 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
2929 Yes, my husband has a higher calling. How are things going for you? 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
2930 With all the exploration we still can't get away from the crazies 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
2931 Wanda can't breathe at her job either, hint hint. 1.1739 0.05824 69 60 6 3
2932 I see you two are still underwater on your home and auto. 1.1739 0.04596 69 57 12 0
2933 Later, Eileen feared that she'd offended the men with her joke about tops and bottoms. She was half right. They were offended, but only because she’s a basic bitch with whom they’re ashamed to be seen. Her joke about topping was great, actually. 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
2934 Don't worry, the nerd-sniffing dog has left! 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
2935 Cheers; have a fun ride. 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
2936 I like an independent man! 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
2937 I also thought we were supposed to wear a costume, but, luckily, just didn't feel like it 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
2938 Please don’t eat the chips until you’ve finished your sandwich. 1.1739 0.04596 69 57 12 0
2939 Can't beat Gin and Oxygen cocktails 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
2940 And with my ninth beer, I'm also exploring uncharted territory! 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
2941 I've got a friend you should meet if you think you're prepared for a hostile environment. 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
2942 I've never met identical twins before 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
2943 My parents are into the germaphobe schtick too. 1.1739 0.04596 69 57 12 0
2944 Did you get your boxed wine at Costco? 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
2945 Please come back, we can make this work! 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
2946 Funny you should say that. This guy peed his pants too! 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
2947 Really, guys, think of all the free golf balls you'd have 1.1739 0.05824 69 60 6 3
2948 Remember you only have two days it’s an Amazon order 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
2949 What's the problem? No drinking while you're working? 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
2950 'Cheers to the first race to the bottom of the sea and Venus!' 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
2951 Buzz Aldrin, thanks for the buzz 1.1739 0.04596 69 57 12 0
2952 The swimming pool is available for training. 1.1739 0.04596 69 57 12 0
2953 Listen up. He’s talking about his Neptune, not yours. 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
2954 Well, you know, what goes up must come down. 1.1739 0.04596 69 57 12 0
2955 Peter, I'd like you to meet Joe, a fixture at the New York Aquarium. Joe, this is Peter, who is helping at the Apollo 11 exhibit on the Intrepid. 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
2956 To the moon, to the bottom of the sea or just get me another and I'm yours. 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
2957 Microgravity is all the rage these days! 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
2958 He works at Amazons new headquarters. 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
2959 So...STD's are airborne from where you're from? 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
2960 I love a man in an extravehicular mobility unit! 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
2961 Hey do youse guys (hic) wanna straw? 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
2962 Do I sense a compatibility issue here? 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
2963 I figured you guys would get along - you both find Elon Musk annoying. 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
2964 Bends meet Stretch. Reach for the stars. 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
2965 Who can hold their breath the longest? 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
2966 I included a little sewing kit and a bottle opener. 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
2967 You guys are so out of your element! 1.1739 0.04596 69 57 12 0
2968 Are you guys still arguing about potty training? 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
2969 It's always good to meet someone else who isn't pressure easily 1.1739 0.04596 69 57 12 0
2970 I like a man who's ready for a caustic environment. 1.1739 0.04596 69 57 12 0
2971 Most random thing, we met on my first spacewalk. 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
2972 Are you identical twins? 1.1739 0.05824 69 60 6 3
2973 So you two fuckin', or what? 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
2974 One more drink and I can sea space from here! 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
2975 I have to go to the bathroom 1.1739 0.04596 69 57 12 0
2976 Its OK. I know you guys have your ups and downs. 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
2977 Hey Fellows, let's have a toast to fresh air! 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
2978 Arriba, Abajo, Al Centro, In Terra Firma 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
2979 Here’s to sea salt margaritas on the moonrocks 1.1739 0.05445 69 59 8 2
2980 I thought you two would never meet. Cheers. 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
2981 My husband carries his citizenship papers EVERYWHERE! 1.1739 0.04596 69 57 12 0
2982 Oxygen anyone 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
2983 Hey guys, are you friends of Derek's? He texted earlier that he's not coming... 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
2984 In California, the new trend is unfiltered water from space. 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
2985 I always wanted to go deep-sky fishing. 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
2986 You’re right, the carbonation of this batch is out of this world! 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
2987 It's vodka and Tang 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
2988 2019: a Party Odyssey 1.1739 0.04596 69 57 12 0
2989 It's like life. Somes go up and somes go down. 1.1739 0.05039 69 58 10 1
2990 Do you speak Chinese? 1.1714 0.05373 70 60 8 2
2991 Your mother can tell all the pee stories she wants. 1.1714 0.04537 70 58 12 0
2992 Before you came all the chat at our little soiree was totally shallow. 1.1714 0.04537 70 58 12 0
2993 Hey guys whether you were lost a sea or space, I'll find ya! 1.1714 0.04973 70 59 10 1
2994 Me Mariana, you Mars ? 1.1714 0.04973 70 59 10 1
2995 I wanted you both to come tonight because I just adore men in suits. 1.1714 0.04973 70 59 10 1
2996 I love a man in…my living room drinking. 1.1714 0.05373 70 60 8 2
2997 Forget that it is not a costume party -just drink up! 1.1714 0.04973 70 59 10 1
2998 I'll be top; you be bottom. 1.1714 0.05373 70 60 8 2
2999 Hey, I'm Eva, did someone just mention me? 1.1714 0.04537 70 58 12 0
3000 You're not from here either huh? 1.1714 0.04973 70 59 10 1
3001 That's interesting, but I just finished James Joyce's Ulysses. 1.1714 0.05373 70 60 8 2
3002 Both of you guys are nothin’ but empty suits. Now, buy a girl a drink? 1.1714 0.05373 70 60 8 2
3003 Don't know HOW you guys walk with those things 1.1714 0.05373 70 60 8 2
3004 By the by Frank. Your wife tweeted she wants a divorce. Have a nice trip. 1.1667 0.05233 72 62 8 2
3005 I really dig your buddy’s refill system. 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
3006 Which one of you is taking me to the Upside Down? 1.1642 0.05862 67 59 5 3
3007 Ever get tired of the one's who insist on bringing you another drink? 1.1642 0.05462 67 58 7 2
3008 Good luck guys. I know they say “ you can’t take it with you”..but now you can! 1.1642 0.05462 67 58 7 2
3009 call me if you find some nice property to build our dream house 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
3010 too salty? 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
3011 It's like "Postman's Knock" but you go further. 1.1642 0.05462 67 58 7 2
3012 You know, not enough and you’re gonna die, fellas. 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
3013 No, nu-ooohhh-I just want your date of birth and Mom's maiden for intricate space research, por favor! 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
3014 You can ignore Jack. He's had one to many Tang and vodkas. 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
3015 I've already had a man whose feet were firmly on the ground. 1.1642 0.04560 67 56 11 0
3016 What environmental group did you say paid for this party? 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
3017 I knew this party would be rough, but you two really over-prepared for a harsh environment. 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
3018 Looks like your Grandpa's having a good time! 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
3019 You may have worn it first, but I made it sexy. 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
3020 I like my Tang with splash of vodka. 1.1642 0.04560 67 56 11 0
3021 Cheers to the brothers going in opposite directions, literally... 1.1642 0.05862 67 59 5 3
3022 He thought he was going to Niagara Falls not the moon. 1.1642 0.04560 67 56 11 0
3023 Hey, hey, you evah ben' ta spaaaaaaaaaaaace? 1.1642 0.04560 67 56 11 0
3024 She followed me home, they told me I could keep her. 1.1642 0.05462 67 58 7 2
3025 Forced air is soooo party perfect! 1.1642 0.05031 67 57 9 1
3026 Hey guys, Halloween isn’t for another month. 1.1642 0.05462 67 58 7 2
3027 Hah, I don't need a filter for my drinks. 1.1642 0.05462 67 58 7 2
3028 seriously Tiffany he couldn't pick you out of crowd even before you became an astronaut 1.1642 0.04560 67 56 11 0
3029 The class of 1969’s space team always stole all the glory. 1.1642 0.04560 67 56 11 0
3030 Jeez,these suits make it so hard to drink. 1.1639 0.05321 61 52 8 1
3031 One more for that long road? 1.1622 0.04314 74 62 12 0
3032 You really out ought to try one of these. It makes it much easier to get around at parties. 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
3033 Really, guys . . . the water isn''t supposed to rise for at least a month. 1.1618 0.04499 68 57 11 0
3034 Remember to share, but not the extra sweater. 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
3035 You guys still live in the boonies? 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
3036 Once you vape, there's no going back. 1.1618 0.05387 68 59 7 2
3037 We take the b.y.o.b. request seriously. 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
3038 You know it's good to see something is dripping down to you fellas 1.1618 0.04963 68 58 9 1
3039 You look like a couple of suits. 1.1618 0.04499 68 57 11 0
3040 I hope you have protection, because it looks like the party boozer is getting ready to launch. 1.1594 0.04896 69 59 9 1
3041 I love a man in uniform, can I get either one of you another drink? 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
3042 Hey boys, I've always loved a man in uniform. 1.1562 0.04575 64 54 10 0
3043 I figured you would 'discover' each other -- see what I did there, Frank? 1.1562 0.05554 64 56 6 2
3044 Looks like you're drinking what you dispense. 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
3045 But honey, you could out of the house more. 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
3046 I think that you're both overreacting to the bean dip appetizer. 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
3047 "You can tell your friend that Eve just left so he doesn't have to worry about her stomping on his hose any more. 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
3048 AND he's a Republican! 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
3049 So, how are you guys doing with your drinks? 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
3050 Let me gesh...when he goesh low, you goesh high... 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
3051 Gravity's crazy, amiright? 1.1562 0.05554 64 56 6 2
3052 Enjoy your drinks, boys! 1.1562 0.05554 64 56 6 2
3053 It's nine months of Oreo cookies. 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
3054 Here's a toast to whichever of you who happens to be dressed properly for your next SpaceX launch. 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
3055 Above? Meet Below! 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
3056 Can I, can I help you gentlemen go ta the bathroom? Hm? 1.1562 0.05554 64 56 6 2
3057 Nelson, this is Buzz. We dated many moons ago. You guys have a lot in common. 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
3058 Welcome to my end-of-the-world party--'Underwater' meets 'Outta Space!' 1.1562 0.04575 64 54 10 0
3059 No, I didn't think it was a costume party, I'm just insecure 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
3060 But I've Never Been to Me. 1.1562 0.05554 64 56 6 2
3061 See? I told you! You guys have more in common than you think. I'll go fetch more punch. 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
3062 Now I got all that ‘a giant step for mankind’ stuff. 1.1562 0.05554 64 56 6 2
3063 Welcome to the up's an down's of life party . 1.1562 0.05984 64 57 4 3
3064 Opposites do attract but you two are more alike than you realize. 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
3065 I didn’t know there were portable kegs now. 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
3066 No pressure. 1.1562 0.04575 64 54 10 0
3067 I stay in the middle, get it? 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
3068 Would either of you like to step outside for a breath of fresh air and...ahem...deep conversation? 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
3069 You guys! The invite said 'business casual.' 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
3070 Excuse me sirs but I had a question.. Can you shit in those things? 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
3071 Try this. It's out of this world. 1.1562 0.04575 64 54 10 0
3072 You guys taking a little breather? 1.1562 0.05554 64 56 6 2
3073 You’ll get hungry. There are no delis there. And I packed extra in case you meet some hungry Martians. 1.1562 0.05554 64 56 6 2
3074 „No, we don’t drink tomato juice down there.“ 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
3075 Finally talking about your fear of being naked, amiright? 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
3076 Wouldn't 'cha say it's about splashdown time, boys? 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
3077 You're right, Jen does take the air out of the room. 1.1562 0.05554 64 56 6 2
3078 No, I can't drink it either, it just feels better to have something in my hand. 1.1562 0.04575 64 54 10 0
3079 Funny, you don't aerobic. 1.1562 0.05554 64 56 6 2
3080 This beer is out of this world 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
3081 Why, Major Tom and Captain Nemo, thanks so much for coming tonight, especially as I see you both just got off work. 1.1562 0.05554 64 56 6 2
3082 It's great to be back on Earth. I was such a lightweight. Yeah, at least now there's just peer pressure. 1.1562 0.05554 64 56 6 2
3083 These men in suits groupies get tiresome. It’s so obvious that they don’t see the whole me, they just see the suit. 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
3084 Suited up is sobering, isn’t it... 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
3085 I'll let you two get to know each other, I'm sure you have lots in common 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
3086 I Can’t Seem To Get A Decent Bloody Mary... Any Ideas? 1.1562 0.05554 64 56 6 2
3087 Fancy dress was cancelled y’know - or are you just trying to impress me darling? 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
3088 Well, you two just have gobs to gab about. 1.1562 0.04575 64 54 10 0
3089 One vodka and Tang as requested! 1.1562 0.04575 64 54 10 0
3090 Hey, 'hic' you guysh goings to drin'hic'k those? 1.1562 0.04575 64 54 10 0
3091 Your solar panels are lovely to look at delightful to behold and when the sun hits them they will turn into gold. 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
3092 It's fun meeting people with so many ups and downs! 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
3093 It's nice to see you Millennials getting along so well with the Boomers. 1.1562 0.05554 64 56 6 2
3094 So how is it that you’ve never met before? 1.1562 0.04575 64 54 10 0
3095 Dear, I made this special parachute just for you. Use it in the best of health. 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
3096 If you run into the "Little Man,' give him a big hug from Lydia" 1.1562 0.05554 64 56 6 2
3097 How about that over-under? Am I right? 1.1562 0.04575 64 54 10 0
3098 It's also where I cache my Depends. 1.1562 0.04575 64 54 10 0
3099 May God bless you brave Space Force boys! 1.1562 0.05554 64 56 6 2
3100 Got Milk? 1.1562 0.04575 64 54 10 0
3101 I'm sure you kids will have loads to talk about! 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
3102 It’s time she see the other side of things. 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
3103 Thanks for sharing your keg! 1.1562 0.05554 64 56 6 2
3104 I thought you two might have a lot in common... 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
3105 I better "naut" drive myself home! Get it?! 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
3106 Please remember your lines this time so we can finish this episode. 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
3107 Welcome to the new season of "Suits". 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
3108 I gave her the sun, the moon, and the stars but she still drinks like a fish. 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
3109 Anyone got a pin? 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
3110 Some say I suck all the air out of the room. 1.1562 0.05554 64 56 6 2
3111 How, did you also forget that we may have to drink during this party? 1.1562 0.05984 64 57 4 3
3112 You two introverts should get to know each other. 1.1562 0.04575 64 54 10 0
3113 I think we met at last year’s Comic Con. 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
3114 Did you buy some chocolate for my coffee? 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
3115 Eddie, I put all of your favorite lunches in here and only a few need to microwaved or refrigerated. 1.1562 0.05554 64 56 6 2
3116 Less pressure, for sure, but there's not a lot of work. 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
3117 You must be the killjoys who think this party has no atmosphere. 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
3118 Well, how do you pee? 1.1562 0.05554 64 56 6 2
3119 Science majors, right? You two were going in opposite directions all through senior year, so I for one am not surprised! 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
3120 Did you hear the one about a deep sea diver and a spaceman walk into a bar? 1.1562 0.04575 64 54 10 0
3121 I see,one of you needed space,the other one air! 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
3122 I thought you two would have a lot in common. 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
3123 (Slurring) "Hey spaceman, you ever been so drunk you couldn't walk in space?" 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
3124 These cocktails are literally undrinkable 1.1562 0.04575 64 54 10 0
3125 I've got your Mal de Mer, your airsickness, and my reversed slutty shoes right here! 1.1562 0.04575 64 54 10 0
3126 This is the ice maker. You bring your own booze... 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
3127 I finally got some space. 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
3128 Can I show you two to the oxygen bar? 1.1562 0.04575 64 54 10 0
3129 You guys need a straw with your Tang? 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
3130 It’s like someone sucked all the oxygen out of the room. 1.1562 0.04575 64 54 10 0
3131 Well, he always says he'd rather be in outer space than at one of these parties. 1.1562 0.04575 64 54 10 0
3132 I think she wants in on the Zero-Gravity Club. 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
3133 Been there, done it 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
3134 This "Space Force" party isn't over until we receive those urine samples. 1.1562 0.05554 64 56 6 2
3135 Can I get you boys another Tang? 1.1562 0.05554 64 56 6 2
3136 So tell me boys," Hick. "Room for two in there. 1.1562 0.05554 64 56 6 2
3137 You two thought you'd be able to get away from me, but I'd recognise my husband anywhere and whatever he's wearing. 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
3138 "I figured a little Sangria would help you two find some common ground." 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
3139 Bottoms up! Bottoms down! It's all the same to me! 1.1562 0.05554 64 56 6 2
3140 I cannot tell the difference twixt you two. 1.1562 0.05554 64 56 6 2
3141 Hi guys, meet the Landlady. 1.1562 0.04575 64 54 10 0
3142 This is Roger. He's also a germaphobe. 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
3143 Too many guests, not enough alcohol. Can you two suck the air out of the room, please? 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
3144 I get a little dizzy over men in uniform. 1.1562 0.05554 64 56 6 2
3145 The Halloween costumes look great but you're a little bit early. 1.1562 0.05088 64 55 8 1
3146 aaand lemme tell ya 'nother thing- I NEVER run outta air, lemme tell ya!" 1.1562 0.05554 64 56 6 2
3147 Bathroom? I suggest a can opener. 1.1562 0.05554 64 56 6 2
3148 If you add this, after your dive you will come up as perky as me 1.1562 0.05554 64 56 6 2
3149 Yea, well, my apparatus acts as a fridge now. 1.1538 0.04510 65 55 10 0
3150 Jerry's start up also wants to take Billionaire's money and send them somewhere they shouldn't be. 1.1538 0.05896 65 58 4 3
3151 Always good to hear the high and the low of it. 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
3152 We are delighted that you boys-in-a-bubble can come to our party, but the engineers still haven't figured out how you can eat and drink here. 1.1538 0.05473 65 57 6 2
3153 Probably because it wasn't on TV and that 'one small step for a deep-sea diver' remark just didn't cut it. 1.1538 0.04510 65 55 10 0
3154 Direct delivery. I like it. 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
3155 I don’t think it is fair that you think our parents were helicopter parents... 1.1538 0.05473 65 57 6 2
3156 Aqua Express, meet Nouveau Niche, our answer to over-weightlessness. 1.1538 0.05896 65 58 4 3
3157 Hope you boys aren't party poopers! 1.1538 0.05473 65 57 6 2
3158 She's just a bit tipsy, she thinks I'm a drink dispenser. 1.1538 0.05473 65 57 6 2
3159 Well, bottom’s up, everyone. 1.1538 0.05473 65 57 6 2
3160 I'm s sure you two have a lot to talk about. I'll find you at the end of the evening, honey. 1.1538 0.05473 65 57 6 2
3161 Looks like we both have a good Buzz going. 1.1538 0.05473 65 57 6 2
3162 Wendy said there's nobody inside those suits, but here I am if you want your drinks refreshed. 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
3163 Sid says, 'You never want to go anywhere,' but I do. 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
3164 "That outfit will never work on the moon, Jules, but luckily Neil has a spare flight suit in his pack. 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
3165 I told you all the CO2 would be great for carbonization! 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
3166 Since neither of you can use those drinks, let me take them off your hands. 1.1538 0.04510 65 55 10 0
3167 Now all we need is a Nascar driver! 1.1538 0.05473 65 57 6 2
3168 Here, maybe you’ll have better luck with a can. 1.1538 0.04510 65 55 10 0
3169 What a gas! 1.1538 0.05473 65 57 6 2
3170 Me, I'm not so well-suited to nurse my drink. 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
3171 Y'know, the three of us hang out anymore. 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
3172 Have you tried the punch? It is out of this world. 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
3173 An elevating conversation, I see. 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
3174 Hey buddy,why don't you lose the dinosaur take a little spacewalk up to 14F. 1.1538 0.05473 65 57 6 2
3175 So...Helmets, am I right?' 1.1538 0.04510 65 55 10 0
3176 Marjorie tole me – find that hot mix'd couple and make 'em feel comfortable. Drink up! 1.1538 0.05473 65 57 6 2
3177 so glad i'm not the only one who thougth this haloween party is a costume party 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
3178 I call dibs on Mister Right Stuff to be my groom, but Monsieur Sardine Tin can be the best man. 1.1538 0.05473 65 57 6 2
3179 Just one small pour for man? 1.1538 0.05473 65 57 6 2
3180 He won't go without his blankie 1.1538 0.05473 65 57 6 2
3181 The second before Linda realizes she’s not at the margarita machine. 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
3182 Traffic? Traffic. 1.1538 0.05015 65 56 8 1
3183 Sorry, John. I set my sights higher. 1.1515 0.05395 66 58 6 2
3184 You wanna go juul outside? 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
3185 Were you just handing out coffee in traffic? 1.1515 0.05395 66 58 6 2
3186 You're about 20,000 leagues out of my league 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
3187 Sam, meet Jane. You're higher than a kite and she drinks like a fish. Just be sure to take a cab home. 1.1515 0.05395 66 58 6 2
3188 If there's a nuclear meltdown, I'm going home with one of you guys. 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
3189 Sorry, Jed, but I needed a man who brings oxygen to the room instead. 1.1515 0.04944 66 57 8 1
3190 Well well, it’s my lucky day... twins! 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
3191 Not to brag, but more than a third of NASA's leaders were in my fraternity. 1.1500 0.04649 60 51 9 0
3192 I’m not Stanley, but I’m the Kubrick who is casting NASA’s Mariana to the Moon Mockumentary. 1.1500 0.04649 60 51 9 0
3193 Sorry fellas, they told me to bring mixed nuts, not nauts. 1.1500 0.04649 60 51 9 0
3194 He’s an air sign I’m afraid 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
3195 Here's to you Captain Kirk and...are you a Borg? 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
3196 Oh, come on. I'll meet you both half way. 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
3197 Cheers! I see you two have similar goals to breathe with an air tank. 1.1500 0.04649 60 51 9 0
3198 Oh, you think the moon is cool? Wait till you hear about my life-changing trip to Santa Barbara! 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
3199 You two should be good at finding some middle ground. 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
3200 Oh... no, I actually did not make my famous kombucha this year, I couldn't source the fresh sardines. 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
3201 Just checking for bedbugs. Not to worry! 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
3202 Hey, what are guys vaping? 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
3203 You may dive deep for the answers, but the reality is right above us. Look there for the real answers. 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
3204 I know it wouldn’t be appropriate to approach 2 strange men at an art show, but I know I know you from somewhere. 1.1500 0.04649 60 51 9 0
3205 Welcome to terra firma. Glad you two could finally compromise. 1.1500 0.04649 60 51 9 0
3206 The theme said, "Suits"; it meant the TV show! 1.1500 0.04649 60 51 9 0
3207 No really! It's done wonders for me. 1.1500 0.04649 60 51 9 0
3208 I am really turned o by your package! 1.1500 0.04649 60 51 9 0
3209 I think twins are soooo cute! 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
3210 I could stay awake just to hear you breathing....drink-up boys, the planet is counting on you. 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
3211 It's a lot safer than butt-chugging 1.1500 0.04649 60 51 9 0
3212 This marstini mix is out of this world. 1.1500 0.04649 60 51 9 0
3213 How do you guys know, Wendell? 1.1500 0.04649 60 51 9 0
3214 On both spectrums at once, right? 1.1500 0.04649 60 51 9 0
3215 Is this seltzer? 1.1500 0.04649 60 51 9 0
3216 I thought I told you both it wasn't a costume party - oops! 1.1500 0.04649 60 51 9 0
3217 Impressive hospitality on this trip to the moon. Clearly, we're becoming welcome guests 1.1500 0.05221 60 52 7 1
3218 Astronaut! I'm gonna blow you! 1.1500 0.04649 60 51 9 0
3219 I saw the pale blue dot — not the pale blue pill. 1.1500 0.04649 60 51 9 0
3220 OK, I'm taking one, poured in 23. 1.1500 0.04649 60 51 9 0
3221 It would take a gas leak to make you two the life of the party. 1.1500 0.05737 60 53 5 2
3222 There’s enough caffeine here to make your bounce. 1.1493 0.05318 67 59 6 2
3223 So, you both like musicals? 1.1475 0.05647 61 54 5 2
3224 Hey, how do you guys go to the bathroom? 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
3225 Why don't we " hook up " 1/2 between on Land 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
3226 The last -*hiccup*- exhibit -*hiccup*- left me breathless -*hiccup*- too. 1.1475 0.06112 61 55 3 3
3227 Hey, Ocean Dork, meet Space Dork! 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
3228 Let me guess, the theme of your bar mitzvah was “Under the Sea” and yours was “Out of this World.” 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
3229 Hey, let’s have a toast — I just broke into my wife’s bank account! 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
3230 Your a long way from being the Tin Man. 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
3231 Uh oh, Dora the Explorer on your 6. 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
3232 He's transitioning from deep sea to outer space....says the health benefits are better. 1.1475 0.05647 61 54 5 2
3233 You two have so much in common! 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
3234 As a threesome, I could put you down deep, and this guy in orbit. 1.1475 0.05647 61 54 5 2
3235 I guess cup size just doesn't matter 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
3236 Hey guys...I thought peanut allergies was only a little kid thing! 1.1475 0.05647 61 54 5 2
3237 Sooooo, how could you two...mate? I mean...with your age difference and all. Ya know? 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
3238 We're replacing your cup with this oversized beer bong. 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
3239 Since you've been gone, they invented the pop top can. 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
3240 Didn't you know you can't drink beer in space or under water? 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
3241 The Sky meets The Sea. As described by the climate change deniers. 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
3242 I think I’ve heard this one before... 1.1475 0.05647 61 54 5 2
3243 I told you, all the ladies like the mobility of the new suits. That air cable is bogging down your dating life. 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
3244 Oh.... hey...." she says, having drank too much. "Did you hear about the guys who went to the moon? 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
3245 Underwater, meet Outer Space. 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
3246 Highest of the highs, meet the lowest of the lows. 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
3247 Good on you, dude. When he goes low, you go high. 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
3248 Bill, Gill, Gill, Bill, just know you two have oodles in common 1.1475 0.05647 61 54 5 2
3249 I think it’s cute how guys have different smart solutions to climate change. 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
3250 Pressure!? WhaddaYOU guys know about pressure?! 1.1475 0.05647 61 54 5 2
3251 Be extremely careful not to ingest anything likely to cause gas! 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
3252 I bet going to the bathroom is no treat either. 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
3253 Aw, new Twitter users. Don’t worry, you’ll get used to the hot air and toxic atmosphere in no time! 1.1475 0.05647 61 54 5 2
3254 I’m so excited to finally introduce you two, and hopefully later tonight we can have a ménage a trois 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
3255 Who brought the suits? 1.1475 0.04578 61 52 9 0
3256 You guys must have the same tailor. 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
3257 So much tobacco smoke. This is the only way to dress. 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
3258 So... do you think they have straws? 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
3259 You boys need some help with those drinks? 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
3260 Mmmm, your coffee is out of this world! 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
3261 This is part of the Space Program! 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
3262 Takes one to know one. 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
3263 The ups and downs of exploring. 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
3264 Your outfits sure look good for breathing, but not so good for drinking. 1.1475 0.05647 61 54 5 2
3265 I guess you two are into footwear. 1.1475 0.05647 61 54 5 2
3266 Does your Tang taste a little strong? 1.1475 0.05647 61 54 5 2
3267 Scuba diving? Not exactly rocket science 1.1475 0.05141 61 53 7 1
3268 One for the fishies at the bottom of the sea. 1.1471 0.04807 68 59 8 1
3269 Hey handsome. Anymore like you at home? 1.1452 0.04510 62 53 9 0
3270 Last cocktail...at least standing up. 1.1452 0.05560 62 55 5 2
3271 You guys into space docking? 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
3272 You guys are holding those glasses just to blend in, right? 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
3273 Which one of you is the DJ? 1.1452 0.04510 62 53 9 0
3274 Ha ha, I can drink but you heroes can't 1.1452 0.04510 62 53 9 0
3275 My drink is just out of this world!!!! 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
3276 Such different backgrounds. Tell me how you make it work. 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
3277 Well, if there’s no room I’ll just ride in the sidecar. 1.1452 0.04510 62 53 9 0
3278 Oh shucks! I should have come as a mermaid. 1.1452 0.05560 62 55 5 2
3279 Yeah, well fellas, I'm thinking there is plenty we could explore right here on terra firma. 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
3280 Two more drinks and I'll be outta this world too 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
3281 Well off we go; hope it shall be a fantastic ride. 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
3282 Are you finding it hard to mingle? 1.1452 0.04510 62 53 9 0
3283 Harry, meet Sally. 1.1452 0.04510 62 53 9 0
3284 So nice of you to join us, Cosmo. You can leave your suit with me, and no need to worry about re-entry if you want to grab a smoke. 1.1452 0.05560 62 55 5 2
3285 Space, the final frontier...Well, almost final. 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
3286 Have you seen my fiancé? 1.1452 0.04510 62 53 9 0
3287 Ah, the first robins of flu season. 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
3288 I want you to meet Captain Nemo 1.1452 0.05560 62 55 5 2
3289 Drinking must be impossible with those astronaut and scuba helmets on my friends 1.1452 0.05560 62 55 5 2
3290 Can I borrow your oxygen tank because you take my breath away 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
3291 Cheers to hot men in big suits. 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
3292 You two should get on great!" "You both like recycled air. 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
3293 Whether you're going up or under, this is the way to go. 1.1452 0.05560 62 55 5 2
3294 Tell me all about your meet-cute. 1.1452 0.04510 62 53 9 0
3295 Going up or going down, you'll find this useful. 1.1452 0.05560 62 55 5 2
3296 Have either of you guys heard of a place with fresh air called the terrace? 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
3297 Its good to see some folks can meet in the middle! 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
3298 Now look who’s just taking up space, dear! 1.1452 0.04510 62 53 9 0
3299 This must be your first visit to Mars. 1.1452 0.04510 62 53 9 0
3300 He’s obviously feeling under the weather. 1.1452 0.05560 62 55 5 2
3301 Are you two twins? 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
3302 Solid party. 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
3303 Where'd you park your Starship? 1.1452 0.05560 62 55 5 2
3304 It's a Murphy bed, so he really did sleep among the stars! 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
3305 Peter, I'd like you to meet Stefan. He's also a climate adaptation researcher. 1.1452 0.05560 62 55 5 2
3306 When you inhale tequila instead of oxygen. 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
3307 Look at you two! Two peas in a pod! 1.1452 0.05560 62 55 5 2
3308 I guess my friends are right. I do have a type of man that I date. 1.1452 0.04510 62 53 9 0
3309 Please don't take one small step. 1.1452 0.05063 62 54 7 1
3310 Look, we all deal with hostile work environments, am I right? You gents don't have breathable air, while I don't have a peen. 1.1449 0.05172 69 61 6 2
3311 Feels like a Cardboard cutout of every other party this year 1.1429 0.04444 63 54 9 0
3312 The whole reason I moved from him was because I needed space. 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
3313 Some Tanqueray for your Tang, guys? 1.1429 0.05476 63 56 5 2
3314 Sorry, here's your Scotch without water. 1.1429 0.05476 63 56 5 2
3315 Up or down--ain't we all the same? Well ain't we? 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
3316 Can I have a refill? 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
3317 Bill,you should try Tom’s new med-the highs are really intense 1.1429 0.04987 63 55 7 1
3318 I love a man in a uniform. But how do you guys go to the bathroom in those suits? 1.1429 0.05476 63 56 5 2
3319 We're toast. 1.1406 0.05395 64 57 5 2
3320 Buzz, Buzz Lightyear? It's me Jessie, have not seen you in a long time. 1.1406 0.04914 64 56 7 1
3321 Maybe you would prefer a 1969 vintage TANG 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
3322 Here's to "Beyond the Sea" and "Over the Moon-bow" 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
3323 You guys are really committed to your Under/Over betting. 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
3324 I may be drunk, but at least I’m not ‘over or under’ dressed. 1.1404 0.04642 57 49 8 0
3325 Oil and tech, my favorite things! 1.1404 0.04642 57 49 8 0
3326 Here's to all of us being a little bit high...Cheers! 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
3327 Don't you two ever come up for air? 1.1404 0.04642 57 49 8 0
3328 This is a casual meet and greet, no suits. 1.1404 0.04642 57 49 8 0
3329 The new sentencing guidelines are bad for you guys, but I gotta say I'm looking forward to the reality shows. 1.1404 0.04642 57 49 8 0
3330 I love this bar as much as you do, but do you ever get the feeling alcohol led us astray? 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
3331 Next time the two of you could just go out the porch and vape, but as long as you are here, how about letting me take a hit off your hose? 1.1404 0.04642 57 49 8 0
3332 I can guess who's top and who's bottom! 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
3333 Talk about the over and under ... 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
3334 Remember,I'm giving you your blankie to use to keep you warm. 1.1404 0.04642 57 49 8 0
3335 Let me guess. You're cousins. 1.1404 0.04642 57 49 8 0
3336 'Let's see which drink suits you guys the best!' 1.1404 0.04642 57 49 8 0
3337 Real celestial firewater!! Can I have another refill of that moonshine? 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
3338 Does it really matter whose suit is more expensive? 1.1404 0.04642 57 49 8 0
3339 You probably get this all the time, but are you two related? 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
3340 What goes up comes down, Honey. 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
3341 If we take up the hem and get 10 pounds off this backpack it will suit me just fine. 1.1404 0.04642 57 49 8 0
3342 I think you got diddled with the Aquaman costume." 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
3343 Enjoy smelling your own farts, weirdos. 1.1404 0.05838 57 51 4 2
3344 Would you guys like drinking straws? 1.1404 0.05838 57 51 4 2
3345 Peer pressure. Am I right ladies? 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
3346 It's the latest in antivax. 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
3347 Harold has to be detached to be happy. 1.1404 0.04642 57 49 8 0
3348 The cool thing about space we could bring ace water . 1.1404 0.04642 57 49 8 0
3349 To hell with the final frontier-- the chicken wings here are to die for 1.1404 0.04642 57 49 8 0
3350 I got rid of my dry suit years ago! 1.1404 0.04642 57 49 8 0
3351 Let me get both of you one more for the road. 1.1404 0.04642 57 49 8 0
3352 Nice to see another happy face here 1.1404 0.04642 57 49 8 0
3353 I told you you'd make up by meeting halfway! 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
3354 Coffee by Sylvan Esso 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
3355 Remind me. Where'd you say you were going, and when do you hope to be home? 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
3356 Cheers to you guys, but I'm going to Greenland to find out what's what! 1.1404 0.04642 57 49 8 0
3357 You remind me of my two selves before I went to a shrink - I was either in deep dark waters or over the moon. 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
3358 No one told us they had a open bar. 1.1404 0.04642 57 49 8 0
3359 Joe's bilge plug comes in handy at these get-togethers." 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
3360 Subject 007 is making the fatal trip to the Bermuda Triangle 1.1404 0.04642 57 49 8 0
3361 Hey guys, drinking is great for your equilibrium. 1.1404 0.05838 57 51 4 2
3362 We were just Joking when we told you: " Water, water everywhere, nor any drop to drink." 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
3363 Hey, is your butt from astronaut, because your pants are out of this world. 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
3364 I've just came from bathroom, you know, and was wondering... 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
3365 How about I challenge you two to a Chug-a-lug contest? 1.1404 0.04642 57 49 8 0
3366 Let me guess! This contraption here is how you and your buddy there hook up. 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
3367 Not to worry--I'll take care of old terra firma. 1.1404 0.04642 57 49 8 0
3368 Obviously, Jack Daniels was not on the uniform design consult team. 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
3369 Talk about the highs and lows of exploration! 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
3370 I've been feeling under a lot of pressure lately, Frank." "I hear you, Ralph, it's all been so up in the air. 1.1404 0.04642 57 49 8 0
3371 Well, my son works at the planetarium upstate 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
3372 You two should talk. Tom here is a top. 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
3373 9 out of 10 partyers prefer the moon juice over the sea breeze. 1.1404 0.04642 57 49 8 0
3374 Really? Well, Bert and I just got back from Tuscany. Beautiful villa, and the landscape is out of this world. Let me show you my photos... 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
3375 These costumes really say a lot about your relationship. 1.1404 0.04642 57 49 8 0
3376 What' s your ice cream like? 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
3377 Brian, you are soooo deep” “Easy Charlie, I think you’re kinda high”. 1.1404 0.04642 57 49 8 0
3378 She thinks I'm Elton John. 1.1404 0.05274 57 50 6 1
3379 Cuse me, but what are a couple good-looking guys like you doing in a place like this? 1.1404 0.04642 57 49 8 0
3380 On the elevator... Going up or down fellas? 1.1379 0.05188 58 51 6 1
3381 When are you two going to finish your first drink? 1.1356 0.04495 59 51 8 0
3382 Astronaut 1-So many people in costumes standing out! Astronaut 2- Yes, it seems they all need to see a therapist. 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
3383 Hey, spaceman, how long you gonna be in town? 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
3384 To hell with safe sex . . . 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
3385 [hic] Come on, 'Buzz'- make your move and ask him to slip out of the wet diving suit and into a Sky martini! 1.1356 0.05648 59 53 4 2
3386 I'm sure you get this all the time, but are you an astronaut...? 1.1356 0.04495 59 51 8 0
3387 I think we have the over/under covered for Climate Change! 1.1356 0.05648 59 53 4 2
3388 I love men who explore the deeper regions. 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
3389 Hold on, guys. I think you have different definitions of deep space. 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
3390 The air isn't that bad,yet! 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
3391 Since you boysssh can't drink through your helmets, can I have yoursssh? 1.1356 0.06143 59 54 2 3
3392 Who's up for some more oxygen? 1.1356 0.04495 59 51 8 0
3393 Ah, I see, the old debate about which is more unexplored. 1.1356 0.05648 59 53 4 2
3394 See dummies? Put your helmets on AFTER you take a drink! 1.1356 0.05648 59 53 4 2
3395 You two are so, so nauty. 1.1356 0.04495 59 51 8 0
3396 Keep the argument going; -They're making bets! 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
3397 Bill,this is Arthur. He "goes" down and " you go up" or is that me? 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
3398 I was getting bow-legged from riding piggyback, so we threw this kegerator on his back to simulate the pressure he feels from me on earth. 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
3399 Just wait until the jet-pilot gets here! 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
3400 Since you both aren't drinking at this cocktail party, are your here just to make the artful fashion statements: Don't drown your sorrows and Avoid getting too high? 1.1356 0.04495 59 51 8 0
3401 It’s kind of like being a designated driver. 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
3402 He’s just a little bit better at breathing then you... 1.1356 0.05648 59 53 4 2
3403 I hear your lonely, but there are plenty of fish in the sea. 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
3404 I know I know I forgot to come here in my work clothes! 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
3405 It's not the yeast so much that scares me. 1.1356 0.05648 59 53 4 2
3406 Neptune? Mars? Glad to meet you. On the count of three…everybody run back to your fantasy. 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
3407 Sorry, guys, I can't help you. Drinking straws have been banned, outlawed, disallowed. Enjoy! 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
3408 Beer wetsuits. Whoa, great idea! 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
3409 Tell me again about how beer is continuously dripped into your mouth. 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
3410 Having you guys here is a breath of fresh air. 1.1356 0.04495 59 51 8 0
3411 Nice, but does yours hold 3.2 liters of your favorite beverage? 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
3412 Too bad there are no suits for me to do what you guys do. 1.1356 0.05648 59 53 4 2
3413 Have you guys figured out the “over/under” odds yet? 1.1356 0.05648 59 53 4 2
3414 Outer Space, meet Under Space. 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
3415 Alvin outgrew tethers years ago! Except for me of course. 1.1356 0.05648 59 53 4 2
3416 Don't forget, they paid for overnight delivery 1.1356 0.05648 59 53 4 2
3417 Land-ahoy gentlemen. 1.1356 0.05648 59 53 4 2
3418 I just love naut-y boys! 1.1356 0.05648 59 53 4 2
3419 Hey, let's drink to social awareness. 1.1356 0.05648 59 53 4 2
3420 Theese cup-holders are rad! 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
3421 Don’t you just love these global warming themed parties? 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
3422 I'm moving up, Deep Sea Dave... way up 1.1356 0.05648 59 53 4 2
3423 You guys are sucking the oxygen out of this party. 1.1356 0.04495 59 51 8 0
3424 May I refresh your drink? 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
3425 There now, Philly steak sandwiches for Betsy on your first stop in Dayton, and then scrapple for Uncle Harry in San Anselmo. 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
3426 I thought you guys would never see eye to eye. 1.1356 0.05648 59 53 4 2
3427 Something told me you two would hit it off - might even get you out of your shells! 1.1356 0.04495 59 51 8 0
3428 So I see you two are finally ready to mingle? 1.1356 0.05648 59 53 4 2
3429 Bottoms up, guys. 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
3430 So, which one of you is the real Man in the Moon? 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
3431 This conversation is too deep for me! 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
3432 I wish I could just tell people how special I am compared to themselves." "Same. At least the fish don't understand faux pas. Let's get out of here. 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
3433 I guess we're all a little space-sea right now. 1.1356 0.04495 59 51 8 0
3434 Such a nice atmosphere here this evening. 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
3435 Up in fame or down the drain? Which do you prefer? 1.1356 0.06143 59 54 2 3
3436 How about arm wrestling to decide which is the final frontier? 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
3437 Steve hates people too! 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
3438 I’ve packed plenty of Tang for you. 1.1356 0.05648 59 53 4 2
3439 Space is so hard to come by these days. 1.1356 0.04495 59 51 8 0
3440 heeey, so what are the HOA fees? 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
3441 Hey, neither one of you guys have touched your drinks. Is anything wrong? 1.1356 0.04495 59 51 8 0
3442 Dude, this Tang and vodka is life-changing. Thank you! 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
3443 Cheers. Bottoms up 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
3444 And they said "never the twain shall meet" 1.1356 0.05648 59 53 4 2
3445 Bring Your Oxygen Backup was NOT what I intended guys! 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
3446 My wife also said I had to wear a suit 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
3447 Well, our therapist said we just need some space. 1.1356 0.05104 59 52 6 1
3448 Which one of you guys will submarine me and which one will fly me to the moon? 1.1356 0.05648 59 53 4 2
3449 He's from the land down under. 1.1356 0.04495 59 51 8 0
3450 Roger has done some do-it-yourself plumbing as well, but lately he’s been upgrading our satellite TV reception. 1.1356 0.05648 59 53 4 2
3451 Hello there! I noticed you guys haven't touched your drinks. I'm looking for a designated driver for a ride home. Do you guys work together? 1.1343 0.04197 67 58 9 0
3452 This is Dr. Frogman. He's an astronaut. I think you'll find you have a lot in common, Captain Marvel! 1.1333 0.05557 60 54 4 2
3453 There she goes again - sucking all of the air out of the room! 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
3454 I finally know how people spend all those years in space! 1.1333 0.05557 60 54 4 2
3455 You ought to go with him. He might discover water on Mars. 1.1333 0.04426 60 52 8 0
3456 Ground control to Major Tom. Wanna refill? 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
3457 What’s a girl gotta do to get some recirculated air? 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
3458 Upstairs...have you met downstairs? 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
3459 I’m not drunk. I’m sensitive to men in uniform. Like now, I feel sea and space sicknesses” 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
3460 Yes, it's wonderful--Amazon now delivers not only under water but to outer space as well! 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
3461 She admires our phenomenal love, but she don't know about battery-life. 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
3462 Out far, meet in deep. 1.1333 0.05557 60 54 4 2
3463 Why am I always falling for the contained air guy? 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
3464 I knew someday you would meet your kindred spirit! 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
3465 You guys kill me! The part about this being a costume party was a joke! 1.1333 0.05557 60 54 4 2
3466 At least Mars has a D.J. 1.1333 0.06044 60 55 2 3
3467 I don't know why she's always trying to set us up. 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
3468 I ever tell you about the time I climbed on top of my neighbor's garage to get the cat.......? Whew, now that was a doozy! 1.1333 0.05557 60 54 4 2
3469 I hear you like being in vacuums. How about my vacuum? All I know how to do is suck suck suck. 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
3470 Did you have to travel far to get to the party? 1.1333 0.05557 60 54 4 2
3471 So... do you get wifi down there? 1.1333 0.05557 60 54 4 2
3472 Alfonso, dearest...have you met Jim Cameron yet? 1.1333 0.05557 60 54 4 2
3473 I know how you feel. My ex and I moved to opposite coasts to avoid each other, but every time I'm back in Topeka, BOOM, there he is. 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
3474 Look I get it, you’re doing what you can to prepare for climate change. All I’m saying is I’m three white claws in deep and I think my hair looks great and so does the future of this planet. 1.1333 0.05557 60 54 4 2
3475 You guys are my bookends! 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
3476 Social gatherings do always have ups and downs. 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
3477 Have another Tang, you'll be fine. 1.1333 0.05557 60 54 4 2
3478 HERE'S ANOTHER DRINK FOR YOU, DEAR 1.1333 0.05023 60 53 6 1
3479 Well, if you'll excuse me, I need to go to the bathroom ... sorry, that was cruel." 1.1333 0.05557 60 54 4 2
3480 Don't mind if I do. 1.1311 0.04358 61 53 8 0
3481 So you guys ready for the No Breathing contest? 1.1311 0.04945 61 54 6 1
3482 No need for working the room. 1.1311 0.05470 61 55 4 2
3483 Guys, it's not the coming out we meant in the invitation. 1.1311 0.05470 61 55 4 2
3484 They have had their ups and downs, and partying has been a challenge, but in only 3 weeks the suits can come off! 1.1290 0.04869 62 55 6 1
3485 How'rya gonna drink it? Suck it, through that tiny tube of yours? 1.1290 0.04869 62 55 6 1
3486 Alcoholics Anonymous? Been there, but couldn't .... 1.1290 0.04869 62 55 6 1
3487 Guys, I wish you could let your hair down for once! 1.1290 0.04869 62 55 6 1
3488 No more drinks Linda. This suit can’t hold my liquor. You? 1.1270 0.05303 63 57 4 2
3489 You’re gonna to love this guy! 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
3490 I'm drinking quite a bit so let me know before you go to the bathroom. 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
3491 I like your new look but I am a real fan of retro! 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
3492 Hey girls, aren't you a bit too cautious about inappropriate touching? 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
3493 High low there. 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
3494 Honey, I placed a snack in there in the event you should feel hungry! 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
3495 I would say keep your faces covered... 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
3496 You're obviously overdressed; now tell me how do you get those drinks down. 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
3497 Guys?? The fancy dress is in the other room... 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
3498 A toast- to the two most heavenly guys in the room. 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
3499 I think we need a couple of straws to get this party off the ground. 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
3500 Excush me, but are yoush from Brooklyn? 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
3501 Easy! We haven't finished yet with the oceans, but there is enough plastic for both of you 1.1250 0.05734 56 51 3 2
3502 I need to go to the ladies room, or "where no man has gone before" 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
3503 You and Shanon just have to come up to our place one weekend! 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
3504 Top up, Commander? 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
3505 You're going DOWN!!! 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
3506 Could you guys be any more different? 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
3507 It's about time you met on solid ground. 1.1250 0.05734 56 51 3 2
3508 Psst...yours is bullet proof! 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
3509 The way I look at it...hic...is that you just have to...hic...take a deep breath and relax. It's not..hic...rocket science, you know? 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
3510 Remember, up, not down! 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
3511 Verne, show Neal how to drink from a cup. 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
3512 Come on, guys. The best thing about this party is the atmosphere. 1.1250 0.05734 56 51 3 2
3513 All cruises hold these pre-sailing drills, but since we’re going to the moon, I’m glad they only need two of you to test the air. 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
3514 Hey, why don't you come out of your shells and join the party! 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
3515 I packed your snacks. 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
3516 Mermaid, yeah. My wife's and alien. 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
3517 So, where could the two of you have met? 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
3518 Hey (hic!), so you're the booze-back-up-bozos? 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
3519 And, Sammy, don't forget to change your underwear every day and your towels once a week. 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
3520 Say that "one small step for man" thing again. 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
3521 After a few drinks will you reveal your identity? 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
3522 As you can see, I decided to just come as myself. 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
3523 You two must have so much in common -- your both growing up in Hoboken. 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
3524 Hey Buzz, are you feeling Buzz-ed too?” 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
3525 You’re right, the left button does dispense a higher proof than the right button. And you say your big hose delivers beer. By the way, how do you pee? 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
3526 Will one of you please fuck me? 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
3527 I know you live and breathe art, Sal, but here's a beer from your ex-wife 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
3528 I'm not sure we really thought this thing through. But at least you don't have to drag a long hose behind you. 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
3529 Put it this way: I was buck naked in the sauna when my phone buzzed with the invite. See what I'm saying? 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
3530 Hi I'm his mom as a kid very artistic always loved to paint and unlike you won't be getting wet so I thought why not take his easel along can you imagine how much that painting will sell for? 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
3531 Binky, the latest fashion has trended away from waterproof. 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
3532 It's wonderful you could bring your great-grandfather tonight. 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
3533 You appear to be the tea water; this should be the decaf. 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
3534 I’m sure you twins have even more to talk about now ! 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
3535 I hope it’s not too uncomfortable for you, the atmosphere is stuck on one. 1.1250 0.05734 56 51 3 2
3536 That's a donation cup. She needs the cash after her wife's International Space Station bank account heist. 1.1250 0.05734 56 51 3 2
3537 Just out of curiosity, how are you going to drink that ? 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
3538 Tell me - what color's your underwear?!? 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
3539 You should have seen when she tried to set me up with a biker. 1.1250 0.05734 56 51 3 2
3540 That's so deep. 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
3541 So, good cocktail stories aren't enough anymore? Now we have to play the part? 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
3542 Well, I guess you ARE more immersed in your element. 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
3543 I don’t believe you two have met... 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
3544 Just when you thought it was safe to go back into the water. 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
3545 Hey, hold my beer. Gonna take her to the moon. 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
3546 She's been offering to suck my O2 tank dry. 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
3547 I'll give you boys some room to breathe. 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
3548 Are you single? 1.1250 0.05734 56 51 3 2
3549 I thought it was a Halloween party 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
3550 I can't understand how either of you manages to drink 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
3551 Yes. As you know too, it's a great conversation starter but then nobody can hear or see my face after that. 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
3552 Not just a backpack – it’s also bullet proof! 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
3553 Tell him how long you’ll be gone on that Mars trip honey. 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
3554 OMG, you two are SO naut-y. 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
3555 If you're not in love with each you ought to be 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
3556 Diver Dan, will yooo help meee put my MT-hic - excuse me - MTV- Myooo-zic Vid-ee-ohhh Awarrrd back up on my mantlepeesh? 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
3557 You two have so much in common! Suits! 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
3558 I ain't drunk, just Buzzed....Aldrin 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
3559 It's nice to see people meeting each other half-way. 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
3560 You both look like you could find my G-spot. 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
3561 It’s a wonder you got on the moon at all in a suit like that Buzz... 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
3562 Sam (AI), meet Boris (AI). 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
3563 The empty cup included with this outfit should be an option. It is expensive. 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
3564 Hey guys. We should hang out. I feel underwater too. 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
3565 OK, so this whole "Flat Earth" thing ...whadda you guys think? 1.1250 0.05734 56 51 3 2
3566 Should you two be drinking if you're working on call? 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
3567 I've never heard of getting low before. Is that a thing? 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
3568 We are literally the only life of the party. 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
3569 We just can't get whiskey on the moonrocks like we used to. 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
3570 She's invading my personal space. 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
3571 Nice try guys, but this isn't a costume party. 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
3572 I figured you two had so much in common, uniform and all, hic! 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
3573 We just felt that the tube could be so restrictive sometimes. 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
3574 He is the only one to gets a backpack of all of us and a coke too? Well let’s drink to a happy and safe journey into outer space. 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
3575 Have we met somewhere? 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
3576 Hey, listen here you two. Listen up. You know what's funny? This is funny. I bet you both could still drown in this pussy. What do you say space man? 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
3577 The drinks are just for the photo shoot. Enjoy. 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
3578 You Guys should have a lot in common ... let me top-you-off 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
3579 I love Tom's lunar sleeping bag... 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
3580 Do you sometimes feel out of your element? 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
3581 Deep, right? 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
3582 The paper straws are on back order. 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
3583 Bologna sandwiches with lots of mayo. 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
3584 Sam meet Nick. I'm sure you two will have a lot to talk about. 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
3585 Who even knows what "casual cocktail " means, anyway? 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
3586 Can I store your waste container for you? 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
3587 Don't worry. There's no way you're going to get as drunk as I am. 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
3588 For identical twins, you sure are opposites. 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
3589 I’m looking for a man, who can take me places that I’ve never been. Douglas Faulkner, Guelph, Ont. 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
3590 Hi Under, I'd like you to meet my friend Outer. 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
3591 Let me take a load off your back 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
3592 A toast to those among us who can remain anonymous and express their opinions in the open without fear of attribution. 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
3593 Takes two to TANG-O 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
3594 Like, is this, like, how you try and pick girls up? By carrying the drinks on your back? 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
3595 “I never thought I’d get the two of you together!“ 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
3596 This moonwater is really something, Neil. I'll never drink groundwater again. 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
3597 Here, Sweetie! This'll bring you down. 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
3598 This is my wife, Maggie, she’s so done to earth. 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
3599 ' Eric, you're a Democrat Biden supporter, meet Ted the Republican Trump supporter, I know you two have a lot to talk about ". 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
3600 Since we broke up, I’ve gone up in the world. 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
3601 Would you like to step out for some fresh air? 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
3602 I see a resemblance, fellas, but you sure aren't twins. 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
3603 I don’t need a purse anymore but Bob’s back is acting up again! 1.1250 0.05734 56 51 3 2
3604 Well hey y'all. What's new? 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
3605 You might want to consider the decaffeinated... 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
3606 That's why I broke up with both of you, boys. Neither of you could leave your work at the office. 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
3607 Ha! ha Can't go under it, can't go over it? 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
3608 When you said you were ready to leave, you really meant it, huh? 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
3609 No. We never found the spoons 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
3610 Now boys, I’m hoping this is just a phase. 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
3611 You guys have something in common, but I'm too drunk to know what it is! Bon Voyage! 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
3612 Outer space, inner space; Jill meet Buzz. I just know you two will have so much in commo 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
3613 Neither of you can enjoy the toast to your achievements so let me do it for you. 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
3614 Sorry to tell you but happiness can’t be found at bottom of the sea or in space 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
3615 Amazon #1; United Underwater Service #2 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
3616 Who knew Martians were such a jolly lot! 1.1250 0.05734 56 51 3 2
3617 So is it Cosplay or water on Mars? 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
3618 You're going to float. You'll need a buffer. 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
3619 « Remember him darling? We used to be neighbors until you got this new space  » 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
3620 I don’t know about you, but at times like this I miss that feeding tube 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
3621 I salute you from the bottom of the sea to the sea of tranquility 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
3622 I never thought you two would ever meet? 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
3623 Dan this is my new husband Tom 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
3624 This Tang tastes a little watered down. 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
3625 From moon to gloom - story of my life. 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
3626 Just a sip and you'll surely fly. 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
3627 Hey, guys, the dress recommendations weren't come as you are. 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
3628 You guys talking about hotboxing? 1.1250 0.05734 56 51 3 2
3629 Deep dive, deep space, meet me deep into deep booze. 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
3630 Can I get you two another glass of Tang? 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
3631 I’m guessing you’re Buzz Aldrin and there’s Captain Nemo over there. 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
3632 It's one small step for a can and one giant backpack for cans of all kinds. 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
3633 Just relax boys! Here, help yourself to some Russian beer. 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
3634 If you “take off” your suits, we are all sunk! 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
3635 I told you I could throw a diverse party. 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
3636 Is there low oxygen in here 'cuz you take my breath away. 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
3637 We’re drowning in debt. How you doing Larry?” “Need more space.” 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
3638 Look - I saw the coming attraction for 'First Man' - but my chances for 'Any Man' are a lot better. 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
3639 These millennials sure know how to suck all the oxygen out of the room, don’t they? 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
3640 From the sea to the moon, bottoms up! 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
3641 This gas is the biggest cheap 1.1250 0.05734 56 51 3 2
3642 "You'll make better friends if you stop bragging about 'high' you went last year." 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
3643 Try a little of this moonshine. 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
3644 So...what’s the over under on the Jets game? 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
3645 Tell François what you were saying about hostile work environments. 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
3646 I see we’ve run out of climate change options! 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
3647 Yep, I agree, I’ve never had to endure this much pressure. 1.1250 0.05734 56 51 3 2
3648 Say, how are you fellas imbibing those libations anyway? 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
3649 She thinks I stole her identity. 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
3650 Hey guys! Here’s to Science! Unlike the two of you.... I was more like the Lab Rat. 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
3651 Let's all go to a capsule hotel! 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
3652 I can't drink on the job either, but I won't tell if you don't. 1.1250 0.04459 56 49 7 0
3653 Our dress code says "casual, no suits". 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
3654 Just drink up and quit arguing over whether space or the ocean is the greater unknown. 1.1250 0.05136 56 50 5 1
3655 Hey, you guys. Well, I was the one who said it was work-casual...! 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
3656 She said she needed space. 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
3657 This one's on me ! 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
3658 I think she is attracted to your package I don't get that attention to my tanks 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
3659 Hey.. Did it hurt when you fell from the heavens? 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
3660 How bout you ditch the "future of humanity" suits and meet me later for some serious singularity? 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
3661 Hah! The last time I went to the moon (Tee-hee), it was blue! 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
3662 This should take care of your social anxiety. 1.1228 0.05636 57 52 3 2
3663 No surprise that you two found each other! 1.1228 0.05636 57 52 3 2
3664 I brought you the glass of Tang you requested. 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
3665 We are living in exciting times. Next week I'm going to King's Dominion. 1.1228 0.05050 57 51 5 1
3666 Drink up, you two- every relationship has its ups and downs. 1.1228 0.04386 57 50 7 0
3667 Houston, you won't believe the shape of these moon rocks. 1.1207 0.04967 58 52 5 1
3668 OOOH IT'S COLD GIN TIME AGAIN, huh, Space Ace? And you must be Peter Criss - but man, I didn't know your solo career took a dive THAT deep! 1.1194 0.03991 67 59 8 0
3669 You look tense. Why not have another and come back in back with me? 1.1132 0.05815 53 49 2 2
3670 Hey, are you buzzed, buzzed aldrin? 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
3671 Don't you want something stronger than Tang? 1.1132 0.05154 53 48 4 1
3672 I know you're totally submerged in the high-gravity craze, but tell me this stardust spritz doesn't blow you away. 1.1132 0.04394 53 47 6 0
3673 Oh Cuba,we just loved you in Men of Honor! 1.1111 0.05062 54 49 4 1
3674 I can speak freely in your atmospheric presence. 1.1111 0.03991 63 56 7 0
3675 Glad we brought our own oxygen supply. 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
3676 Can I interest you boys in some local lore? 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
3677 Lighten up you two, the vacuum broke last week. 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
3678 I'll join your welcome back toast as soon as someone unscrews your helmets. 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
3679 Why didn' I think of that! 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
3680 I knew you guys would be here, come hell or high water! 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
3681 Wow, I guess you guys are going from one extreme to the other! 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
3682 Margaret’s jokes always suck the air out of the room. 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
3683 Don't open this until your birthday. And if it doesn't fit, there's a return label on the inside of the box with prepaid shipping charges. 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
3684 It is probably better that you can't drink. Using the restroom would be a disaster. 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
3685 These budget cuts have been brutal. 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
3686 Drunk Barb really sucks the air out of the room. 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
3687 I'm so sorry, is 'space cadet' offensive to you? 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
3688 Sure, you might feel "prepared" but I can enjoy my beer without fear of breaking the seal. 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
3689 -I always had a thing for men in uniforms. Specially those who can freely piss on their pants. 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
3690 You know they say, “Opposites attract.” 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
3691 My allergist said business was so good this year, she bought her second house in the Hamptons. 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
3692 Can Melania come? 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
3693 So, which one of you is the top and which is the bottom? 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
3694 So I said, “I got your ‘tang right here”. And the rest is history. 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
3695 Decompress, come down to earth, call it what you want - it 's just a party. 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
3696 Here's to the depths and heights of the earth boys...(hiccup). 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
3697 Sorry to interrupt but I noticed your conversation was both deep and out of this world 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
3698 No radioactivity in the water here, right? He, he. 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
3699 Madam - I’m going to need a bit more space please. 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
3700 What do you say we step out for some fresh air? 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
3701 When Carol drinks she sucks the air out of the room. 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
3702 Hey! I was just kidding when I said one more drink and I'll suck all the oxygen out of this room! 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
3703 I love your costumes. Do you do some sort of down and up act? 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
3704 Hello, meet the league legend. I'm way out in a league of my own. 1.1000 0.05151 50 46 3 1
3705 And don't forget, it's three of the little green pills with one can of Super Power Punch each morning 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
3706 This is so stupid oh my ggod 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
3707 So, decompression is taking longer than we'd both expected. 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
3708 Which one of you wants to explore some Tang? 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
3709 Hey buddy can you spare some oxygen ? I don't want a hangover . 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
3710 At least you guys won’t complain about me sucking the oxygen out of this room! 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
3711 Don't you think these drinks are watered down? 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
3712 You look like the kind of guys who might suck all the oxygen out of a party. 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
3713 I’m I fancy dress too ... I never drink normally 1.1000 0.04286 50 45 5 0
3714 You guys can really hold your water. 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
3715 I've had my share of space trips, too. 1.0980 0.05053 51 47 3 1
3716 Welcome home, boys! By the way, are you Earthlings? 1.0980 0.05053 51 47 3 1
3717 Why do the winners always suck so bad? 1.0980 0.05053 51 47 3 1
3718 You versus the guy she told you about. 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
3719 Oh my god! You two must have sooooo much in common! 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
3720 How about you and me get some air? 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
3721 Drink up guys! It may be your last! 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
3722 Here’s to feeling invisible despite adventurous outfits you have to take off to pee. 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
3723 Take an extra can, darling, just in case you meet an alien and wish to share with him the best beverage in the Universe: our Cola. 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
3724 do You want me to put some more Kampuchea in 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
3725 I have always loved a man in uniform... 1.0980 0.05053 51 47 3 1
3726 Maybe not, but he's attached to me. 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
3727 What are you drinking? My husband here, the astronaut, is drinking a bourbon and with a splash of his own urine. 1.0980 0.05777 51 48 1 2
3728 Everyone has an adult beverage. Go help with the hor d'oeuvres in the East Wing. 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
3729 Is the space between you called the Bardo? 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
3730 So neither of you like the ground but can't you drink to your differences? Oh, you can't. 1.0980 0.04205 51 46 5 0
3731 I sure wish I had something clever to say to you two, but I can't decide if this is real, or the eight beers 'talking'.... 1.0980 0.05053 51 47 3 1
3732 If you guys want to find your purpose in life, I'm leading a seminar that will open new vistas for you. 1.0943 0.04053 53 48 5 0
3733 Nice job on the headgear, Hannibal Lecter, but this here American backpack dispenses alcohol _and_ clean water. 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
3734 No pressure but there’s enough space for a third. 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
3735 Cool stories, bros. But how 'bout you "explore" that bar next. Discover me one of those Long Island Iced Teas. 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
3736 Death is not the end. 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
3737 Aqua- Astro- Why Naught?! 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
3738 Thanks for bringing that tank of Tang, Neil! 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
3739 When I said no vaping in the house, I expected you would just go outside... 1.0851 0.05116 47 44 2 1
3740 NINETEEN-60s costume party, Verne. 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
3741 Hope you guys can really hold your liquor …… just sayin' 1.0851 0.05116 47 44 2 1
3742 Thanks for this Coke Zero Gravity, but how do I pour it out? 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
3743 Don't pressure luck, boys; take a lock off. 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
3744 _Moonshine anyone? 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
3745 I know you guys moved Heaven and Hell, respectively, to make it to the party. 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
3746 You both work in hostile environments, discuss. 1.0851 0.05116 47 44 2 1
3747 Normies, am I right? 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
3748 Boys, I know these suits regulate pressure, but I don’t think peer pressure counts. 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
3749 When you go low, she'll go high. 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
3750 I've had my ups and downs too. 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
3751 Great to see you two mingling! 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
3752 Hi guys I am starting to need my own life shupport. ? 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
3753 '" So what's the over-and-under guys?" 1.0851 0.05116 47 44 2 1
3754 We about to hit zero G on this D-floor! 1.0851 0.05116 47 44 2 1
3755 How 'bout a beer, space man? 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
3756 I see you're still on the 1.0 model. Jeffrey's company got him an upgrade. 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
3757 From BENEATH THE TWELVE MILE REEF to THE MARTIAN, I prefer the ANIMAL HOUSE life! 1.0851 0.05116 47 44 2 1
3758 I know you two are in love, but where will you raise the kids? 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
3759 She really sucks the air out the of room 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
3760 John, this is Carl. I'm sure you two have lots in common. 1.0851 0.05116 47 44 2 1
3761 Yeah. The cups are just props; no drinking in these suits! 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
3762 This coffee is out of this world! 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
3763 Have you been to planet Monet? 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
3764 You get so spacey when you drink. 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
3765 Aren't you guys just teeny weeny bit overdressed? 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
3766 I'm sort of in between you guys. I'm dressed for Halloween as a landlubber." 1.0851 0.05116 47 44 2 1
3767 He told me it would be cheaper to mail this way than to use UPS. 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
3768 He can't take off Amazon's new express delivery uniform. It has changed our lives - we don't have to wait for anything anymore. 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
3769 Former Mythbuster, Adam Savage, meet current sponge diver, Dan Willoughby. 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
3770 Didn't you realize thatHalloween isn't for 2 more months? 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
3771 20,000 leagues to the wind, am I right, Cosmonaut? 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
3772 Call if you get work 1.0851 0.05116 47 44 2 1
3773 Did you hear the one about us? 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
3774 *hiccup* ..so which one of you big Buzz Armstrongs wants to check my moon for green cheese? 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
3775 Hey ladies, care to join me for a little deep soul exploration? 1.0851 0.05116 47 44 2 1
3776 Totally beats funneling, right? 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
3777 Just be glad it’s not a romper. 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
3778 So you also have a launch at 8 huh?" 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
3779 Hey man, got any more of that Tang stuff? 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
3780 I'm what you might call the "Happy Medium" and no gravity issues. 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
3781 " You guys need to scope me out, if you find me really hot, just nod. 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
3782 I wish they wouldn't lean on me so much 1.0851 0.05116 47 44 2 1
3783 This beverage gave me wings. Now I'm in space. Or am I? How much did I have to drink??? 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
3784 I didn't think you were likely to meet., 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
3785 You are wrong if you think you will not be caught. 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
3786 I'm so glad you could both get away from the pressure at work! 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
3787 Hey guys, let's bail out of this dull party and go back to my place for some real fun 1.0851 0.05116 47 44 2 1
3788 My support systems have run out. 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
3789 GOING OUTSIDE ISN'T LIKE IT USED TO BE! 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
3790 Excuse me, but may I stand between you two with a toast as the Earth over your Waters and under your Sky? 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
3791 Your voice breaks down 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
3792 Not enough atmosphere, fellas?" 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
3793 You’re “deep” and need protection from all the pressure. You’re “spacey” and need protection from all the emptiness. 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
3794 Honey, we're running low on the Merlot. 1.0851 0.05116 47 44 2 1
3795 Are these the anti-hangover suits everyone keeps taking about? 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
3796 How about a little space dust comrade? 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
3797 Fake landing? No. Slightly modified? Absolutely." 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
3798 20,000 Thousand Leagues,... 2001... I'm so glad I went with Tootsie 1.0851 0.05116 47 44 2 1
3799 Climate-conscious fashion for Miami and New Delhi, circa 2021. 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
3800 What do you guys do when you've got to pee? 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
3801 ' DEEP' and 'HIGH' Very clever, what a shame this isn't a costume party. 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
3802 Don't take any postage stamps with any of you !! 1.0851 0.05116 47 44 2 1
3803 Leaving the Moon never easy 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
3804 Gentlemen, I'm really sorry that this relationship can't develop further - but I have acrophobia and I can't swim! 1.0851 0.05116 47 44 2 1
3805 Hey, no problem--I came straight from work, too. 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
3806 You a couple? You from ‘round here? Where you going after? Is it me or is it hot in here? I can’t breathe. I like your smile. Do I know you? Who’s your friend? 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
3807 And you wouldn’t believe how great his Instagram feed is. 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
3808 What's on tap? 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
3809 He’s so spacey. I’m guessing you’re the bubbly sort. 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
3810 Your drinks are getting warm. 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
3811 Funny you two have never met. 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
3812 If you get tired of the coffee, there's Tang and vodka at the bar." 1.0851 0.04114 47 43 4 0
3813 So you thought it was a fancy dress party too?" "No I always wear this in case there's no atmosphere." 1.0851 0.05116 47 44 2 1
3814 I'm sorry, Roger, but I really need a man who is self-contained. 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
3815 I just pour it directly into my latrine bag, no muss........no fuss! 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
3816 I know I came here with you deep diver but, I'm going to get high with space boy. 1.0833 0.04031 48 44 4 0
3817 That reminds me when I studied abroad in Bar-tha-lona... 1.0833 0.05012 48 45 2 1
3818 My messy aunt at the cookout 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
3819 You're both crazy. Even if the climate is changing, the world is flat, so it shouldn't matter. Sean Hannity said so, and he's always right. 1.0816 0.03952 49 45 4 0
3820 You want me to open the pod bay doors? 1.0714 0.04022 42 39 3 0
3821 Protester protectos suits are all the rage! 1.0682 0.03844 44 41 3 0
3822 Trump's trying to buy the world's supply of compressed air. You're both hooped. 1.0682 0.03844 44 41 3 0
3823 Well, you two get acquainted. I'm going to go get some air. 1.0682 0.03844 44 41 3 0
3824 Sergei and Vladimir had planned the next attack rather better than the last one. 1.0682 0.03844 44 41 3 0
3825 This is the same suit Schweickart did his space walk in, and then he modified the Life Maintenance Backpack to distill urine, into a fine Chablis! 1.0682 0.03844 44 41 3 0
3826 I'm giving her some space." "It looks like you are just ignoring her. 1.0682 0.03844 44 41 3 0
3827 I thought you two should meet - Joe also loves exploring the infinite abyss. 1.0682 0.03844 44 41 3 0
3828 Now, now, I think Rock, Paper, Scissors could solve the problem you two seem to have. 1.0682 0.03844 44 41 3 0
3829 It's the battery pack that keeps him inflated. 1.0682 0.03844 44 41 3 0
3830 I didn't mean to suck the oxygen out of the room with that toast but something tells me it didn't bother you fellas. 1.0682 0.03844 44 41 3 0
3831 And now we move our story to a group of people having a throw back Thursday party. 1.0682 0.03844 44 41 3 0
3832 Well, opposites do attract! Kinda ... hic. 1.0682 0.03844 44 41 3 0
3833 You two need to get on my level. 1.0682 0.03844 44 41 3 0
3834 Tell 'ya what. You drink like a fish, and you get high." 1.0682 0.05034 44 42 1 1
3835 Excuse me, sir, you forgot your ozone-free Tamg. 1.0682 0.03844 44 41 3 0
3836 My -mother - told - me -to -pick - the - very - best - one - and - you - are - it! 1.0682 0.03844 44 41 3 0
3837 Which one of you is Nemo and which one Kirk? When I've had this much to drink, I can never tell you apart. 1.0682 0.03844 44 41 3 0
3838 Golden parachute? What’s this I hear about you two splitting up? 1.0682 0.03844 44 41 3 0
3839 Do You Get The Feeling that this is our Farewell Party? 1.0682 0.03844 44 41 3 0
3840 I've got the bends or something just looking at you two. 1.0682 0.03844 44 41 3 0
3841 Would you boys happen to know a nice dolphin for me? 1.0682 0.03844 44 41 3 0
3842 Who's up for the old Over/Under? 1.0682 0.03844 44 41 3 0
3843 I can't tell if she's drowning her sorrows or if she's spaced out of her mind. 1.0682 0.05034 44 42 1 1
3844 Buzz meet Dan, Dan meet Buzz, here’s your next shot, straight up. 1.0682 0.03844 44 41 3 0
3845 We call this our Freedom Pack. 1.0682 0.03844 44 41 3 0
3846 Didn't tell you both to grab a straw. 1.0682 0.03844 44 41 3 0
3847 I propose a toast to Wet Helmets. 1.0682 0.03844 44 41 3 0
3848 Talk about catching a Buzz. 1.0682 0.03844 44 41 3 0
3849 Air? You think there's air in here? 1.0682 0.03844 44 41 3 0
3850 You're both so hot, you're contributing to global warming. 1.0682 0.03844 44 41 3 0
3851 Honestly, you two! Would it kill you to loosen up a bit? 1.0682 0.03844 44 41 3 0
3852 Let's drink to our destiny's..... Oh, wait..... You mean this wasn't a costume party? 1.0682 0.03844 44 41 3 0
3853 What can I say, honey, you like being up for it and Jim likes going down. Bruce Kugler 1.0682 0.03844 44 41 3 0
3854 Remember when they said we'd never get the vote in Colorado? Cheers to our Universal Marketing plan 1.0682 0.03844 44 41 3 0
3855 Hopefully you both don't have to go to Texas for training. 1.0682 0.03844 44 41 3 0
3856 Here's to trying to drink your drinks. 1.0682 0.03844 44 41 3 0
3857 I can see your butt. 1.0682 0.05034 44 42 1 1
3858 Wow, both of you remind me of my ex! 1.0682 0.03844 44 41 3 0
3859 Don't worry. I can drink all three! 1.0682 0.03844 44 41 3 0
3860 Just a chip off the old block. 1.0682 0.03844 44 41 3 0
3861 I'll leave you two here, just try not to fight about who is better at moving his legs and arms like a frog while exploring something. 1.0682 0.03844 44 41 3 0
3862 Hey big fella, how 'bout a giant schtup for mankind 1.0682 0.03844 44 41 3 0
3863 Awkward, but I just don't know which cliched euphemism to employ to get my desires met. 1.0682 0.03844 44 41 3 0
3864 This could cost you your license, Neil. You too Jacques.” 1.0682 0.03844 44 41 3 0
3865 Hey, guys, drinking that McDonald's coffee in those suits? You're going to need this 'disposal can' pretty quick! 1.0682 0.03844 44 41 3 0
3866 Aren’t you guys a bit out of your element? 1.0682 0.03844 44 41 3 0
3867 I'm not sure I'm holding my liquor as well as the two of you are! 1.0682 0.03844 44 41 3 0
3868 your costume is out of this world" 1.0682 0.03844 44 41 3 0
3869 I figured you go low and he goes high and here you are in the middle. Should have a lot to talk about. 1.0682 0.05034 44 42 1 1
3870 Quick, there’s an asteroid headed for the ocean. 1.0682 0.03844 44 41 3 0
3871 Sorry I can't date either one of you - 'cause I can't swim and I have acrophobia! 1.0682 0.03844 44 41 3 0
3872 Drink up! You guys seen ready for over or under the weather! 1.0682 0.03844 44 41 3 0
3873 Would you like some more Tang? 1.0682 0.03844 44 41 3 0
3874 Sure it's hip but now your beards are all bottled up. 1.0682 0.03844 44 41 3 0
3875 Didn't anybody tell you fellas this was a themed party? 1.0682 0.03844 44 41 3 0
3876 Honey see with a little more oxygen you could truly be my dream man! 1.0667 0.03761 45 42 3 0
3877 Here's to the highs ad lows of the week 1.0667 0.03761 45 42 3 0
3878 Ugh. She thinks I 1.0667 0.03761 45 42 3 0
3879 This astronaut sure knows how to fuck good! 1.0667 0.03761 45 42 3 0
3880 Do you guys want some moonshine? 1.0652 0.03681 46 43 3 0
3881 Luke absolutely believes in Armageddon, and Tom absolutely believes in science. Guys, this is my only Absolut. 1.0652 0.03681 46 43 3 0
3882 You didn't have to leave town if were not interested 1.0652 0.03681 46 43 3 0
3883 I ain't afraid of no ghosts neither! 1.0652 0.03681 46 43 3 0
3884 Don't tell me...I too had my ups and downs. 1.0652 0.03681 46 43 3 0
3885 Im flattered but I'm only into those in self- contained apparatus. 1.0652 0.03681 46 43 3 0
3886 Can I get you a drink, give you some space? 1.0638 0.03604 47 44 3 0
3887 Guys, I feel like I'm caught between the devil and the deep blue sea and going up, up and away 1.0625 0.04619 48 46 1 1
3888 I hear you like to get really high. 1.0612 0.03460 49 46 3 0
3889 Artists in a vernissage. 1.0612 0.03460 49 46 3 0
3890 So you're a deep sea diver? That's cute. 1.0500 0.03490 40 38 2 0
3891 Did ya hear the one 'bout a deep sea diver and thish astronaut floatin' inna a bar? 1.0500 0.03490 40 38 2 0
3892 you are sooooo cute! 1.0500 0.03490 40 38 2 0
3893 That's right, drink up, lemme see ya. 1.0500 0.03490 40 38 2 0
3894 Tell me again why I should why cocktails are better underwater or in space? 1.0500 0.03490 40 38 2 0
3895 Helmut and Hattie - really? Since when did NASA get into marketing? 1.0488 0.03406 41 39 2 0
3896 Before you guys go explorin', remember to pack up your Red Bull with Stoli... 1.0488 0.03406 41 39 2 0
3897 nan 1.0488 0.03406 41 39 2 0
3898 Did you two really think that B.Y.O.B. stood for ”bring your own breath”? 1.0488 0.03406 41 39 2 0
3899 So retro. So July. 1.0488 0.03406 41 39 2 0
3900 I've always wanted to fuck a spaceman while my husband the deep sea diver watches. 1.0488 0.03406 41 39 2 0
3901 Woo hoo! Do you need a bottle of oxygen as a chaser? 1.0488 0.03406 41 39 2 0
3902 Bowman, you just haveta— it’s— you gotta tell Emily the friggin story where you ended up in an alien zoo outside time’s command and you, you were reborn as a sssstar child. And Bowman, Emily here is into “breath play.” 1.0488 0.03406 41 39 2 0
3903 Seriously, the costume party is next month." 1.0488 0.03406 41 39 2 0
3904 This Zero-Gravity Tang is out of this world. 1.0488 0.03406 41 39 2 0
3905 How to stay sober at a cocktail party. 1.0488 0.03406 41 39 2 0
3906 Fine, Kevin....I *did* trade you in for a "newer model" 1.0488 0.03406 41 39 2 0
3907 Do you fellas know if Richard Branson was invited??" 1.0488 0.03406 41 39 2 0
3908 Capt. Nemo, meet Commander Verne. He's time travelling and hasn't written about you yet. 1.0488 0.03406 41 39 2 0
3909 As long as you can’t get that drink past your visor, I’ll have it. 1.0488 0.03406 41 39 2 0
3910 This beer suits me fine, but then I know how to quickly go to the bathroom! Why do you think they called this your "emergency pack"! 1.0488 0.03406 41 39 2 0
3911 Let me get between you two. 1.0488 0.03406 41 39 2 0
3912 She asked where I'm from 1.0488 0.03406 41 39 2 0
3913 There's plenty of oxygen in here now. 1.0488 0.03406 41 39 2 0
3914 Can I offer you two another stiff one? 1.0488 0.03406 41 39 2 0
3915 Well, then, bottom’s up! 1.0488 0.03406 41 39 2 0
3916 I'm sure you two won't have anything in common. 1.0488 0.03406 41 39 2 0
3917 Hey ahhh, how do you guys pee in those suites... 1.0488 0.03406 41 39 2 0
3918 Sure, you are an astronaut, but I bet he's better at going down than you are. 1.0488 0.03406 41 39 2 0
3919 Ha ha. Too bad you can 1.0488 0.03406 41 39 2 0
3920 The first one to take a drink wins the door prize. 1.0488 0.03406 41 39 2 0
3921 So I says to Neil, how about, the unknown is not unknown now but would he listen? 1.0488 0.03406 41 39 2 0
3922 Do you guys see floaters? 1.0488 0.03406 41 39 2 0
3923 Here, try this. It's out of this world! 1.0488 0.03406 41 39 2 0
3924 Astronaut: "They cut funding again?" Seaman: "Nah, figured this was a conversation starter. Guess I was wrong." 1.0488 0.03406 41 39 2 0
3925 I also like it in the dark. 1.0488 0.03406 41 39 2 0
3926 Sure the oceans and cosmic space are known as the "Final Frontiers" but you know you have explored my frontier yet. 1.0488 0.03406 41 39 2 0
3927 I think I'm going to dip. Yeah I'm probably going to take off too. 1.0488 0.03406 41 39 2 0
3928 Yeah, for sure the chute is gonna work. 1.0488 0.03406 41 39 2 0
3929 Your sense of humor is just out of this world! 1.0488 0.03406 41 39 2 0
3930 You'll have to excuse me. I don't like to mix with uppers and downers at the same time. 1.0488 0.03406 41 39 2 0
3931 Hey, did you hear the one about the lady who sucked all the oxygen out of the room? 1.0488 0.03406 41 39 2 0
3932 It’s a 1202… 1.0488 0.03406 41 39 2 0
3933 I understand that you have also been in the water tank test. 1.0488 0.03406 41 39 2 0
3934 This wine is out of this world. 1.0488 0.03406 41 39 2 0
3935 I thought you two should meet. Opposites attract! 1.0488 0.03406 41 39 2 0
3936 Can't wait to see how you drink through those helmets! 1.0488 0.03406 41 39 2 0
3937 Karen, thanks for telling us it was a costume party. Stop that. Stop it. Stop laughing. KAREN OH MY GOD STOP THIS IS SO EMBARRASSING 1.0488 0.03406 41 39 2 0
3938 You two must have so much to talk about 1.0488 0.03406 41 39 2 0
3939 Hey buzzy buzzy wuzzy aldrin, (“hic”) ya want some more tang? 1.0488 0.03406 41 39 2 0
3940 Cheers! 1.0488 0.03406 41 39 2 0
3941 The invite said 'black tie optional', so I opted against it 1.0488 0.03406 41 39 2 0
3942 Okay Marian, where on the invitation did it say costume party? 1.0488 0.03406 41 39 2 0
3943 I'll drink to your commitment not to drink. 1.0488 0.03406 41 39 2 0
3944 So how bad do you think the air in here is? I'm only a little lightheaded. 1.0488 0.03406 41 39 2 0
3945 At least I can drink mine. 1.0488 0.03406 41 39 2 0
3946 Where’s the schpigot on thish thing? I need another drink” 1.0488 0.03406 41 39 2 0
3947 Why do you think they gave us a cup? 1.0488 0.03406 41 39 2 0
3948 Quiet everybody! The new Keane is here! 1.0488 0.03406 41 39 2 0
3949 …and if you see anyone up there, I want to be the first to know! 1.0488 0.03406 41 39 2 0
3950 Silly boys....it's BYOB not BYOA. 1.0488 0.03406 41 39 2 0
3951 Sounds like the two of you have had some real ups and downs. 1.0488 0.03406 41 39 2 0
3952 Whoa! You fellas need to find a way to drink! 1.0488 0.03406 41 39 2 0
3953 For the record, I offered to meet at your place or mine, but you insisted on meeting halfway. 1.0488 0.03406 41 39 2 0
3954 You guys in fianace always rub it in when our stock options are underwater. 1.0488 0.03406 41 39 2 0
3955 She got you too, eh? 1.0488 0.03406 41 39 2 0
3956 First guy back gets to pull my zipper! 1.0488 0.03406 41 39 2 0
3957 Well, this is truly breathtaking 1.0488 0.03406 41 39 2 0
3958 He is just back from Appling to Space Force. 1.0488 0.03406 41 39 2 0
3959 What’s the over under on one of you getting a girl a drink? 1.0488 0.03406 41 39 2 0
3960 I love themed parties. Can I have a refill with ice? 1.0488 0.03406 41 39 2 0
3961 Can I get hit of oxygen? 1.0488 0.03406 41 39 2 0
3962 I see tranquility between you two. 1.0488 0.03406 41 39 2 0
3963 One more drink won't kill you two. You're obviously under a lot of pressure. Try the Flaming Aardvark. Burp! I'm Margie! 1.0488 0.03406 41 39 2 0
3964 Hi fellows...hic cup...are you two cousins 1.0488 0.03406 41 39 2 0
3965 Nice to see George Clooney and Brad Pitt at the party. 1.0488 0.03406 41 39 2 0
3966 So glad that you two met up at my party. I thought you would have some things in common to talk about! 1.0488 0.03406 41 39 2 0
3967 We Russians need only a little oxygen with our vodka! 1.0488 0.03406 41 39 2 0
3968 I'm getting really buzzed from this Tang Martini 1.0488 0.03406 41 39 2 0
3969 Great party--everyone is so down to earth. 1.0488 0.03406 41 39 2 0
3970 What am I tapping wrong on here? "Good clean urine distillate?! Sure tastes like pee to ME... 1.0488 0.03406 41 39 2 0
3971 You two can compare the animal and plant life you've seen. 1.0488 0.03406 41 39 2 0
3972 Yeah, pretty good. Yourself? 1.0488 0.03406 41 39 2 0
3973 I'd rather stay in the suit Million times better than breathing the contaminated air from this lot and having to listen to their earthly problems. 1.0488 0.03406 41 39 2 0
3974 Yeah, I also heard that Veronica's place would have a weird smell. 1.0488 0.03406 41 39 2 0
3975 I thought it was my turn to be the designated driver! 1.0488 0.03406 41 39 2 0
3976 Ok. On three, chug-a-lug! 1.0488 0.03406 41 39 2 0
3977 My ex- would say I suck the air out of room; you boys don’t feel that way, do you? 1.0488 0.03406 41 39 2 0
3978 This salty cocktail has a tang to it 1.0488 0.03406 41 39 2 0
3979 I see you're taking off. 1.0488 0.03406 41 39 2 0
3980 Someone spiked Karen's drink. She won't stop talking to the plant and water cooler 1.0488 0.03406 41 39 2 0
3981 He used to suck all of the oxygen right out of the room. 1.0488 0.03406 41 39 2 0
3982 How do you guys imbibe wearing those uniforms?” Robert Mayer, Warsaw, Indiana. Rmayer4399@comcast.ne 1.0488 0.03406 41 39 2 0
3983 Aquatic and galactic real estate sure are booming with this apocalypse! 1.0488 0.03406 41 39 2 0
3984 Cuba Gooding Jr and Tom Hanks walk into a bar 1.0488 0.03406 41 39 2 0
3985 My husband is a finalist too, and I’m an alcoholic. 1.0488 0.03406 41 39 2 0
3986 I reeeallly love you guys ... 1.0488 0.03406 41 39 2 0
3987 Dang, now that's some Tang! 1.0488 0.03406 41 39 2 0
3988 Listen, that guy who sucks the oxygen out of the room has left. 1.0488 0.03406 41 39 2 0
3989 Well, that will depend on which one of you can get me home by morning… 1.0488 0.03406 41 39 2 0
3990 Thank you for your service, robots. 1.0488 0.03406 41 39 2 0
3991 Deep sea, deep space, deep office party! 1.0488 0.03406 41 39 2 0
3992 Ur. Uh. Hey Guys. You got the wrong stuff. 1.0488 0.03406 41 39 2 0
3993 Thanks for sea water you got 1.0488 0.03406 41 39 2 0
3994 I'm sure you two will have so much to talk about. 1.0488 0.03406 41 39 2 0
3995 We met at NASA community. 1.0488 0.03406 41 39 2 0
3996 Thish don't feel like uh pet-jack. 1.0488 0.03406 41 39 2 0
3997 This is a party for bone-spur survivors only 1.0488 0.03406 41 39 2 0
3998 Cheers to all the "Nauts"! 1.0488 0.03406 41 39 2 0
3999 Look honey! Someone else was dumb enough to read 'Confirmation' as 'Costume Party'! 1.0488 0.03406 41 39 2 0
4000 I was gonna wear that...and that.... 1.0488 0.03406 41 39 2 0
4001 Boy, you guys really suck all the oxygen out of the room. 1.0488 0.03406 41 39 2 0
4002 I don't care if it does taste of pee, its 50% proof. 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
4003 Bob, this is Roly. 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
4004 I’ll meet you halfway, in Brooklyn! Forgetaboutit! 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
4005 I noticed your both drinking from plastic cups, did you bring your own? 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
4006 Never mind her. You and I could be an item. 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
4007 Nice suits guys. Guess you missed the "Casual Friday" memo. 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
4008 I would like to see the both of you. 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
4009 Oh boy, this moonshine is out of this world! 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
4010 How do you guys drink with those masks? 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
4011 If you're looking for some company, I know where we can explore deep trouble. 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
4012 I love your alcohol vaping suits. I'm already drunk, but I'm willing to get even drunker in one of your suits. 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
4013 We wanted to look fly. 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
4014 They sure make a strong Tang at this place. 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
4015 Really guys, you don't have to worry about me again. That last office party taught me to stick with beer instead of the hard stuff. 1.0476 0.04762 42 41 0 1
4016 What kind of gasses can you get in there? 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
4017 I keep it as a conversation piece. 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
4018 Wow! Those lunar landings keep the beer nice and cold! 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
4019 That last speaker really did suck the oxygen out of the room. 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
4020 Seriously? I’m an older version of Eleven’s aunt from Stranger Things, of course. What even are you? 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
4021 Your stories may be 2000 leagues under the sea, but his odyssey is out of this world. If you catch my drift. 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
4022 The Halloween party was LAST night, but you do look out of this world ! 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
4023 I'm glad somebody's ready for global warming." 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
4024 Whaddya say we go occupy a little space of our own...get it? 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
4025 Mailman an me 7 an 7's whoopee! 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
4026 Woman: " The void looks different than I remember." Diver & Astronaut : in unison "Which... one?" 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
4027 Hi, I'm in my under wear. Hello, I'm in my over wear. Heyy guys. I'm just drunk. 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
4028 What happens if I kiss a frogman? 1.0476 0.04762 42 41 0 1
4029 Best wishes, Argo, Astro, and good luck with this! 1.0476 0.03326 42 40 2 0
4030 This is the new model I have both Beer and Lager 1.0476 0.04762 42 41 0 1
4031 Someone mutated me and you and created this badass werewolf manifestation.. do we appreciate this or run? Definitely run! 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
4032 If you're looking for a little tang-it's not on the dollar menu. 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
4033 Do I smell pot? Wait, look who I'm asking! 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
4034 H-h-h-heeeeey! Whaaat d'ya doin' later?” 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
4035 Air is a good thing. But it is the booze that gets the ladies." "I used to use air but booze really works better at these parties." 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
4036 Now,drink up fellas! 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
4037 My halitosis is no longer detectable! 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
4038 Welcome, but I think you guys are at the wrong address---this is not the Climate Change End Game Sendoff. 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
4039 So, as soon as you guys get there you go straight to my sister's and give her the present...and DON'T lean back on it durning the flight! 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
4040 He's the 21st Century echo to your SteamPunk "Shy and Awkward". 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
4041 It sure looks like something else. 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
4042 It must be hard to drink in those outfits. I should have worn one! 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
4043 Sorry, I am feeling a little spacey at the moment. 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
4044 I'm just a regular naut. 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
4045 Let me guess, one of you is a conservative, the other is a progressive, right? 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
4046 I'll take the over. 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
4047 FREE REFILLS OF RC COLA WAS A GREAT I IDEA FOR YOUR UP COMING TRIP TO MARS 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
4048 Not exactly black tie, but your really pulling off those suits. 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
4049 Awww thanks, guys, you inspire me as well ! 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
4050 Let's make a toast--bottoms up. 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
4051 thank goodness we can afford to enjoy the luxury of breathing clean on earth 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
4052 We all like the moon dust beer better than the deep sea ale. 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
4053 Poor thing. Now that she didn't qualify for the next Democratic Presidential debate, she's thinking of running for NYC mayor. 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
4054 This evening may have it's ups and downs, so drink up guys! 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
4055 I am betting over/under that you will not drink tonight! 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
4056 Hey, what is deeper space, the ocean or my love for you? 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
4057 Bet your relationship has its ups and downs. 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
4058 Oh, I get it! You're Apollo 13 and Into the Blue. 1.0263 0.02667 38 37 1 0
4059 You have something in common...you both like McDonald's coffee. 1.0256 0.02598 39 38 1 0
4060 Talk about nothing in common........... 1.0256 0.02598 39 38 1 0
4061 Yeah, it's pretty dark out there. 1.0256 0.02598 39 38 1 0
4062 You thought it was a costume party too?”-said astronaut “Sure did, how do we drink our drinks?”- deep sea dive 1.0256 0.02598 39 38 1 0