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Name | Value |
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Submission deadline | 2019-08-26T00:43:00.000Z |
Voting started | - |
Voting ended | 2019-09-09T00:45:00.000Z |
Finalists announced | 2019-09-03T00:44:00.000Z |
Magazine(s) announcing finalists issued | September 9, 2019 |
Number of captions | 4737 |
Number of responses | 1150449 |
Number of participants | - |
In this table, the "mean" means the empirically measured average funniness score when the "unfunny", "somewhat funny" and "funny" receive a funniness score of 1, 2, 3 respectively. "Precison" is the standard error of the mean, the standard deviation of the mean estimate. With that, a caption with an empirical mean μ and precision σ has true mean in the range [μ - 2σ, μ + 2σ] with 95% probability by the 68-95-99.7 rule assuming the responses are indepedent and identically distributed.
Rank | Caption | Mean | Precision | Total votes | "Unfunny" votes | "Somewhat funny" votes | "Funny" votes |
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0 | Let's let him keep your ball. | 2.2027 | 0.00627 | 14914 | 3194 | 5511 | 6206 |
1 | So, this is fine but you're scared of the vacuum cleaner? | 2.0925 | 0.00704 | 13224 | 3780 | 4441 | 5001 |
2 | Well, if you haven't pooped, I have. | 1.9875 | 0.00732 | 13039 | 4660 | 3890 | 4488 |
3 | It doesn't matter that you peed on it first, it's not your rock anymore. | 1.9477 | 0.00954 | 6954 | 2393 | 2532 | 2029 |
4 | So suddenly mister bark at everything has nothing to say. | 1.9385 | 0.00729 | 11749 | 4099 | 4292 | 3358 |
5 | Maybe just let him keep your stick. | 1.8628 | 0.00777 | 9504 | 3486 | 3842 | 2174 |
6 | Before the last election, this would have scared the bejeezus out of us, Quentin. | 1.8560 | 0.01175 | 4917 | 2076 | 1475 | 1366 |
7 | Maybe don't sniff this one. | 1.8552 | 0.00694 | 12280 | 4666 | 4735 | 2877 |
8 | You're totally thinking you could outrun me, aren't you? | 1.8534 | 0.00746 | 11386 | 4580 | 3903 | 2902 |
9 | This. This is why we don't chase down every smell. | 1.8461 | 0.00772 | 10263 | 4071 | 3708 | 2483 |
10 | Wag your tail so it doesn't feel threatened. | 1.8443 | 0.00769 | 10324 | 4089 | 3753 | 2479 |
11 | Kinda puts going to the vet in perspective, doesn't it? | 1.8290 | 0.00846 | 8573 | 3487 | 3062 | 2022 |
12 | That's what happens to dogs who drink from the toilet | 1.8120 | 0.00936 | 7775 | 3516 | 2205 | 2053 |
13 | Well just don't stand there. Ask yourself, 'what would Lassie do?' | 1.7913 | 0.01116 | 4878 | 2097 | 1702 | 1079 |
14 | Now we’ve BOTH urinated. Let’s go home. | 1.7812 | 0.00849 | 8780 | 3960 | 2784 | 2033 |
15 | There. That's what you've been barking at. Happy? | 1.7795 | 0.00778 | 9733 | 4183 | 3513 | 2036 |
16 | No, I think his bite is probably worse than his bark. | 1.7579 | 0.00869 | 7608 | 3341 | 2772 | 1495 |
17 | I don't care if she's in heat. No. | 1.7517 | 0.01027 | 6049 | 2889 | 1782 | 1377 |
18 | Are you serious?! Thunder and the mailman but not this. | 1.7432 | 0.00805 | 8990 | 4086 | 3130 | 1771 |
19 | This seems like a good turn-around point. | 1.7379 | 0.01065 | 4757 | 2068 | 1864 | 823 |
20 | 'Let's go to the park,' I said. But, no, you had to go to the lagoon. | 1.7309 | 0.01134 | 4515 | 2081 | 1565 | 867 |
21 | Sorry I didn't believe you about the mailman. | 1.7111 | 0.01335 | 3312 | 1594 | 1081 | 637 |
22 | It's your turn to rescue me. | 1.7034 | 0.00884 | 8001 | 4059 | 2264 | 1676 |
23 | “Next full moon, we stay in the house and you can just pee on the rug, OK?” | 1.7024 | 0.01093 | 4781 | 2292 | 1621 | 868 |
24 | Emotional support dog, meet my anxiety. | 1.6934 | 0.01498 | 2743 | 1393 | 798 | 552 |
25 | Woof? That’s all you’ve got? | 1.6918 | 0.01245 | 3614 | 1743 | 1245 | 626 |
26 | I know it’s your bone, but I’d let him keep it. | 1.6908 | 0.00989 | 5233 | 2431 | 1998 | 801 |
27 | I don't think he wants his butt sniffed. | 1.6848 | 0.00948 | 6419 | 3179 | 2082 | 1157 |
28 | See? That’s all it is. Can we PLEASE go back to bed now? | 1.6806 | 0.00988 | 5739 | 2818 | 1936 | 984 |
29 | This walk was your idea. You talk to him. | 1.6708 | 0.00926 | 6409 | 3167 | 2186 | 1056 |
30 | Let's both roll over and play dead. | 1.6684 | 0.01060 | 4901 | 2432 | 1662 | 805 |
31 | Just remember ... genetically you're 99% wolf. | 1.6674 | 0.01019 | 5127 | 2506 | 1822 | 799 |
32 | Well, this explains the puppies. | 1.6611 | 0.01392 | 3222 | 1747 | 824 | 651 |
33 | Get a dog" she said, "It'll add years to your life" she said | 1.6589 | 0.01828 | 1765 | 924 | 519 | 322 |
34 | Well, if that doesn't scare it out of you, we might as well go home. | 1.6555 | 0.01185 | 4000 | 2050 | 1278 | 672 |
35 | But you're scared of a vacuum cleaner. | 1.6549 | 0.00938 | 5941 | 2935 | 2121 | 884 |
36 | I'm sorry I blamed you for those claw marks on the deck. | 1.6522 | 0.01260 | 3327 | 1658 | 1168 | 501 |
37 | Still want to mark your territory? | 1.6521 | 0.00942 | 5899 | 2944 | 2070 | 883 |
38 | I'm going to need a much bigger plastic bag | 1.6484 | 0.01294 | 3393 | 1770 | 1046 | 577 |
39 | You see it too, right? | 1.6370 | 0.01347 | 2978 | 1543 | 974 | 461 |
40 | Well Fido, sometimes after you drain the swamp, something far worse takes over. | 1.6357 | 0.01631 | 2226 | 1212 | 613 | 401 |
41 | Yes, hard to believe that he was President from 2016-2020 | 1.6249 | 0.01229 | 4034 | 2281 | 990 | 763 |
42 | I'll bet HE'S not afraid of the cat next door. | 1.6200 | 0.01261 | 3358 | 1783 | 1071 | 504 |
43 | Satisfied? This is what's been living under my bed since I was a kid. | 1.6163 | 0.01411 | 2755 | 1493 | 830 | 432 |
44 | Stay. I'll be right back. | 1.6141 | 0.01187 | 3879 | 2098 | 1177 | 602 |
45 | The patch of grass just outside the tent isn’t looking so bad now is it? | 1.6097 | 0.01057 | 4468 | 2329 | 1554 | 584 |
46 | I suggested the dog park, but noooooo! | 1.6085 | 0.01099 | 4266 | 2264 | 1408 | 592 |
47 | That's not a tree, so I'd keep my leg on the ground if I were you. | 1.6041 | 0.01180 | 3756 | 2019 | 1205 | 532 |
48 | Don't sniff him. | 1.6009 | 0.01220 | 3824 | 2157 | 1037 | 630 |
49 | Mind if I give him one of your treats? | 1.6009 | 0.01162 | 3676 | 1947 | 1252 | 475 |
50 | The breeder said it’s a Labrademon. | 1.5968 | 0.01690 | 1952 | 1096 | 547 | 309 |
51 | Now might be a good time to show who is man's best friend. | 1.5959 | 0.01607 | 1913 | 1015 | 656 | 242 |
52 | But you'll bark at the mailman? | 1.5860 | 0.01594 | 1884 | 1005 | 656 | 223 |
53 | I told you Max, you can't go by the profile pic. | 1.5832 | 0.01864 | 1497 | 831 | 459 | 207 |
54 | I'm afraid this time you're going to have to pick up after me." | 1.5799 | 0.01877 | 1521 | 861 | 438 | 222 |
55 | It's OK Rex, Mommy will feel better and come home after the election is over. | 1.5783 | 0.01446 | 2862 | 1718 | 633 | 510 |
56 | He's why it's the path less traveled. | 1.5780 | 0.01521 | 2204 | 1223 | 688 | 293 |
57 | So you bark at the mail carrier, but this guy seems fine? | 1.5746 | 0.01187 | 3554 | 1968 | 1128 | 455 |
58 | After almost 3 years of Donald Trump as President, nothing is that frightening anymore. | 1.5696 | 0.01591 | 2256 | 1338 | 551 | 367 |
59 | This is what we call an exception. Bark all you want. | 1.5696 | 0.02975 | 618 | 359 | 166 | 93 |
60 | You know this guy? Tell me you know this guy. | 1.5682 | 0.01311 | 2881 | 1603 | 917 | 360 |
61 | Technically he should be on a leash. | 1.5654 | 0.03179 | 543 | 318 | 143 | 82 |
62 | Wait until you see his dog. | 1.5649 | 0.01426 | 2629 | 1526 | 722 | 381 |
63 | What was it when you buried it? | 1.5636 | 0.01469 | 2452 | 1420 | 684 | 348 |
64 | This is the part where you protect me | 1.5620 | 0.01282 | 2950 | 1649 | 946 | 355 |
65 | Obviously, he didn’t see what you did to that shoe... | 1.5591 | 0.01718 | 1674 | 945 | 522 | 207 |
66 | Well at least that explains what I picked up off the front yard this morning. | 1.5566 | 0.01759 | 1662 | 959 | 481 | 222 |
67 | HON! HURRY UP AND TAKE THAT DAM PIC. | 1.5538 | 0.01894 | 1468 | 862 | 399 | 206 |
68 | Probably not worth trying to get your bone back. | 1.5524 | 0.01461 | 2241 | 1261 | 720 | 259 |
69 | It's ok. He's the President. | 1.5509 | 0.02248 | 1140 | 699 | 254 | 187 |
70 | I guess we found where the wild things are. | 1.5507 | 0.02326 | 977 | 576 | 264 | 137 |
71 | Uh, I think it's one of your demons. Mine all wear suits. | 1.5504 | 0.01849 | 1528 | 902 | 413 | 213 |
72 | Woof? Bit of an understatement wouldn't you say? | 1.5498 | 0.01792 | 1526 | 874 | 465 | 186 |
73 | You're the seeing eye dog, what is it? | 1.5495 | 0.01832 | 1616 | 966 | 412 | 238 |
74 | I bet if THIS guy told you to sit... | 1.5443 | 0.01909 | 1389 | 812 | 398 | 179 |
75 | Let's just skip the part about confronting your worst fears and run like hell. | 1.5436 | 0.02246 | 1021 | 602 | 283 | 136 |
76 | Let’s both play dead. | 1.5347 | 0.01782 | 1554 | 913 | 451 | 190 |
77 | I'm sorry, Rufus. I just don't think he respects your urine-based territorial boundaries. | 1.5342 | 0.01813 | 1447 | 838 | 445 | 164 |
78 | See, this is what happens when you drink from the toilet. | 1.5334 | 0.02423 | 928 | 570 | 221 | 137 |
79 | Under the circumstances feel free to be as vicious as you’d like. | 1.5331 | 0.01536 | 2054 | 1213 | 591 | 249 |
80 | Try wagging your tail. | 1.5317 | 0.01661 | 1670 | 961 | 531 | 178 |
81 | He thinks you ate his MAGA hat. | 1.5315 | 0.01857 | 1603 | 994 | 366 | 243 |
82 | No, I don’t know Maurice Sendak. Why do you ask? | 1.5271 | 0.01832 | 1512 | 910 | 407 | 195 |
83 | Don't worry - I think those goofy artists at the New Yorker inserted us into the wrong cartoon. | 1.5223 | 0.02008 | 1258 | 763 | 333 | 162 |
84 | I'd let him sniff whatever he wants | 1.5215 | 0.01772 | 1578 | 949 | 435 | 194 |
85 | Beg. | 1.5212 | 0.01837 | 1558 | 960 | 382 | 215 |
86 | Oh, NOW you need to pee? | 1.5184 | 0.01530 | 2016 | 1205 | 581 | 230 |
87 | You had to pee on the rock, didn’t you. | 1.5168 | 0.01597 | 1846 | 1096 | 546 | 204 |
88 | This is where you bare your teeth and growl. | 1.5093 | 0.01635 | 1667 | 981 | 523 | 163 |
89 | No way, too small for a purebred. I'm guessing...were-doodle. | 1.5057 | 0.01877 | 1408 | 869 | 366 | 173 |
90 | Well Lucky, what are we going to call you now? | 1.5051 | 0.02679 | 681 | 418 | 182 | 81 |
91 | No, we’re not getting another one. You barely take care of the one we already have. | 1.5030 | 0.01847 | 1489 | 932 | 365 | 192 |
92 | You could at least bark | 1.5030 | 0.01747 | 1489 | 892 | 445 | 152 |
93 | And guess what? They’ll vote him in too... | 1.4993 | 0.01904 | 1458 | 933 | 322 | 203 |
94 | I don’t care if she is in heat, the answer is no. | 1.4974 | 0.02042 | 1174 | 736 | 295 | 143 |
95 | Heel, boy; nothing you haven't seen on Fox News already. | 1.4960 | 0.01956 | 1375 | 884 | 299 | 191 |
96 | Rex, kill. | 1.4948 | 0.01960 | 1350 | 863 | 306 | 181 |
97 | I know, I can't pee with someone watching me either. | 1.4943 | 0.02123 | 1050 | 648 | 285 | 117 |
98 | We're going to need at least one more poop bag. | 1.4894 | 0.01924 | 1322 | 833 | 331 | 158 |
99 | You seriously didn't smell ANYTHING?? | 1.4893 | 0.02377 | 795 | 485 | 231 | 79 |
100 | Look, when you signed up to be a therapy dog, I never promised it would be a walk in the park! | 1.4876 | 0.02660 | 644 | 396 | 182 | 66 |
101 | We did say anyone else in 2020. | 1.4865 | 0.02607 | 775 | 505 | 163 | 107 |
102 | So now do you feel like pooping ? | 1.4857 | 0.02131 | 1015 | 629 | 279 | 107 |
103 | I'm sure he isn't allowed on the furniture either. | 1.4845 | 0.02003 | 1195 | 753 | 304 | 137 |
104 | Before global warming swamp monsters never got this far north. | 1.4835 | 0.02119 | 1032 | 658 | 255 | 119 |
105 | He wouldn’t take his pill. That’s what happens when you won’t take your pill. | 1.4832 | 0.02107 | 1043 | 650 | 282 | 111 |
106 | Your little schnauzer friend becomes quite the rascal at full moon time, doesn't he? | 1.4826 | 0.01960 | 1210 | 756 | 324 | 130 |
107 | You may have marked it as yours last week, but I'd let him have it. | 1.4821 | 0.02000 | 1145 | 712 | 314 | 119 |
108 | Perfectly good dog park a block from home but noooo you wanted more excitement in your life . | 1.4819 | 0.01983 | 1185 | 742 | 315 | 128 |
109 | Relax boy, we've got him outnumbered. | 1.4814 | 0.02110 | 1047 | 656 | 278 | 113 |
110 | Don't you dare even think about sniffing his rear! | 1.4797 | 0.02023 | 1159 | 733 | 296 | 130 |
111 | You keep him distracted...I’ll go for help. | 1.4787 | 0.02488 | 752 | 473 | 198 | 81 |
112 | This is why I get you vaccinated. | 1.4770 | 0.02066 | 1065 | 666 | 290 | 109 |
113 | You sniff his butt while I make a run for it. | 1.4761 | 0.02103 | 1086 | 694 | 267 | 125 |
114 | Don’t worry boy. It’s just a metaphorical manifestation of the times we’re living in. | 1.4752 | 0.02145 | 1029 | 655 | 259 | 115 |
115 | Let’s try the other dog park | 1.4748 | 0.02060 | 1072 | 673 | 289 | 110 |
116 | If he tries to sniff your butt, LET HIM. | 1.4746 | 0.02107 | 1083 | 694 | 264 | 125 |
117 | ...but the Roomba you're afraid of. | 1.4719 | 0.02124 | 1013 | 640 | 268 | 105 |
118 | I just marked my territory too." | 1.4711 | 0.02211 | 987 | 637 | 235 | 115 |
119 | He looks like a bully. Remember, bullies are cowards. | 1.4707 | 0.02799 | 614 | 396 | 147 | 71 |
120 | Not so tough now that you're not barking behind the window huh? | 1.4688 | 0.02089 | 1011 | 643 | 270 | 98 |
121 | No worries, Henry, let’s go to your second favorite tree! | 1.4676 | 0.02046 | 1018 | 632 | 296 | 90 |
122 | Apparently, some dogs go to hell. | 1.4673 | 0.02305 | 903 | 585 | 214 | 104 |
123 | A "Sorry I forced you to take my route today, Bob" might be appropriate about now. | 1.4658 | 0.02098 | 966 | 601 | 280 | 85 |
124 | What are the chances it is a vegetarian? | 1.4637 | 0.02566 | 703 | 452 | 176 | 75 |
125 | No, you ask him if he has your ball. | 1.4632 | 0.02242 | 883 | 560 | 237 | 86 |
126 | G o ahead, tell me again about the time you scared a squirrel away. | 1.4623 | 0.02238 | 863 | 543 | 241 | 79 |
127 | That 1% difference in DNA sure goes a long way. | 1.4622 | 0.02369 | 859 | 562 | 197 | 100 |
128 | You're saying this guy stole your squeaky toy? | 1.4619 | 0.02223 | 918 | 588 | 236 | 94 |
129 | That's why we got you from a licensed breeder. | 1.4593 | 0.02565 | 688 | 442 | 176 | 70 |
130 | The ball is the least of our worries. | 1.4591 | 0.02626 | 660 | 425 | 167 | 68 |
131 | Take him for a walk around Lake Diablo,' she says. 'It's so peaceful around Lake Diablo,' she says. | 1.4586 | 0.02329 | 870 | 568 | 204 | 97 |
132 | That could be you if you applied yourself. | 1.4582 | 0.02470 | 801 | 530 | 175 | 96 |
133 | I'd skip the sniff. | 1.4573 | 0.02207 | 866 | 545 | 246 | 75 |
134 | Ya know, the cat never gets me in to these situations | 1.4568 | 0.02703 | 637 | 415 | 153 | 69 |
135 | You got this.” | 1.4561 | 0.02407 | 809 | 529 | 191 | 89 |
136 | Retractable Leash, Giant Werewolf Repellent, Doggie Doo Bag: which one do you think I forgot? | 1.4551 | 0.02331 | 824 | 531 | 211 | 82 |
137 | I wouldn't try doing your leg thing | 1.4542 | 0.02387 | 841 | 556 | 188 | 97 |
138 | I don’t care. We’re not leaving until you go. | 1.4541 | 0.02389 | 817 | 535 | 193 | 89 |
139 | What did we say about online dating? | 1.4531 | 0.02355 | 821 | 534 | 202 | 85 |
140 | I know it's your standard greeting, but I'd strongly advise against it. | 1.4528 | 0.02374 | 762 | 486 | 207 | 69 |
141 | This is why I give you non-GMO dog food. | 1.4520 | 0.02635 | 677 | 446 | 156 | 75 |
142 | I hate it when you act like you see things I don't. | 1.4515 | 0.02391 | 804 | 526 | 193 | 85 |
143 | Now do you think selling your eternal soul for that bone was a good idea? | 1.4514 | 0.02453 | 802 | 534 | 174 | 94 |
144 | Couldn’t pee near the house, could you? Had to go for a walk, didn’t you? | 1.4497 | 0.02350 | 776 | 497 | 209 | 70 |
145 | You might want to rethink on-line dating.... | 1.4495 | 0.02484 | 763 | 505 | 173 | 85 |
146 | You didn’t smell this coming? | 1.4494 | 0.02370 | 770 | 495 | 204 | 71 |
147 | So this is where the wild things are... | 1.4489 | 0.02656 | 675 | 449 | 149 | 77 |
148 | Just answer the damn riddle. | 1.4479 | 0.02535 | 701 | 458 | 172 | 71 |
149 | Is this what you wanted to show me? | 1.4469 | 0.02452 | 734 | 477 | 186 | 71 |
150 | Now I need a poop bag. | 1.4468 | 0.02503 | 752 | 500 | 168 | 84 |
151 | Still want the leash off? | 1.4467 | 0.02487 | 732 | 480 | 177 | 75 |
152 | Don't be silly. He's probably more afraid of you than you are of him. | 1.4459 | 0.02481 | 758 | 503 | 172 | 83 |
153 | Is this the bully at the dog park? | 1.4450 | 0.02406 | 737 | 475 | 196 | 66 |
154 | What do you mean “were my best friend”? | 1.4432 | 0.02401 | 722 | 463 | 198 | 61 |
155 | Relax. He’s more afraid of you than you are of him. | 1.4423 | 0.02448 | 719 | 467 | 186 | 66 |
156 | You promoted yourself as a rescue dog, so nows your big chance. | 1.4417 | 0.02485 | 729 | 481 | 174 | 74 |
157 | This is one of those times I really wish you could just go in the back yard. | 1.4406 | 0.02514 | 699 | 457 | 172 | 68 |
158 | That's what you'll turn into if you keep eating the cat's poop! | 1.4405 | 0.02669 | 681 | 462 | 138 | 81 |
159 | Give him your low growl, Killer. | 1.4405 | 0.02484 | 681 | 440 | 182 | 59 |
160 | I told you not to go on Ancestry.com, but you wanted to meet your relatives. | 1.4402 | 0.02505 | 736 | 491 | 166 | 79 |
161 | How have you STILL not gone yet? | 1.4397 | 0.02514 | 705 | 465 | 170 | 70 |
162 | We don't need a gun my wife says. Get a dog; he'll protect us! | 1.4393 | 0.02514 | 708 | 468 | 169 | 71 |
163 | That does it. I’m calling the condo association. | 1.4380 | 0.02620 | 669 | 447 | 151 | 71 |
164 | All of the sudden you're nightly "howl-at-the-moon" routine doesn't seem so impressive, now does it? | 1.4374 | 0.02482 | 711 | 468 | 175 | 68 |
165 | Do you have an extra poop bag? | 1.4372 | 0.02493 | 716 | 474 | 171 | 71 |
166 | See, this is why I don't use an online dating service. | 1.4368 | 0.02646 | 680 | 461 | 141 | 78 |
167 | Go for the throat! | 1.4363 | 0.02625 | 667 | 447 | 149 | 71 |
168 | There, we found what was making the noise. Can we go back inside now? | 1.4332 | 0.02564 | 644 | 422 | 165 | 57 |
169 | Let’s see those puppy-dog eyes get you out of this one. | 1.4327 | 0.02653 | 617 | 408 | 151 | 58 |
170 | How do you still not have to pee? | 1.4326 | 0.02586 | 668 | 446 | 155 | 67 |
171 | We're not in Kansas anymore Toto. | 1.4318 | 0.02885 | 528 | 351 | 126 | 51 |
172 | You bark at the TV, but this you're fine with? | 1.4318 | 0.02597 | 667 | 447 | 152 | 68 |
173 | Give him your nasty, long growl like when I keep you from licking my dinner plate. | 1.4290 | 0.02581 | 634 | 418 | 160 | 56 |
174 | The Doggie Monster eats bad little dogs that pee on carpets.” | 1.4288 | 0.02614 | 639 | 426 | 152 | 61 |
175 | It appears you were right, Ralph—this is an off-leash park. | 1.4276 | 0.02637 | 615 | 408 | 151 | 56 |
176 | "He was downwind" is your excuse? | 1.4267 | 0.02702 | 607 | 408 | 139 | 60 |
177 | Why, yes, "troll" can be a noun. | 1.4267 | 0.02630 | 607 | 401 | 153 | 53 |
178 | What do you mean “give him my wallet”? | 1.4266 | 0.03007 | 504 | 341 | 109 | 53 |
179 | You know she's out of your league, right? | 1.4261 | 0.02722 | 575 | 382 | 141 | 52 |
180 | I'd vote for him against Trump | 1.4261 | 0.02755 | 629 | 434 | 122 | 73 |
181 | Oh well. Right now the real world is a lot scarier than anything this guy can dish out. | 1.4261 | 0.02604 | 629 | 418 | 154 | 57 |
182 | Leave it. Leave it! | 1.4251 | 0.02698 | 614 | 415 | 137 | 62 |
183 | The FedEx guy knocks on the door, you're ready to tear his leg off, but Beelzebub on a rock ... not a peep. | 1.4244 | 0.02685 | 615 | 415 | 139 | 61 |
184 | And remember Sparky... When you attack, go for the throat. | 1.4243 | 0.02627 | 601 | 397 | 153 | 51 |
185 | After three years of Trump....this fool doesn't scare me at all. | 1.4235 | 0.02813 | 614 | 428 | 112 | 74 |
186 | Relax, this is just what she looks like when she's hungry...you should see her when I forget to put the toilet seat down | 1.4233 | 0.02798 | 593 | 409 | 118 | 66 |
187 | He is not your father Luke | 1.4224 | 0.02763 | 606 | 416 | 124 | 66 |
188 | Don't try to hump this one. | 1.4219 | 0.02664 | 602 | 403 | 144 | 55 |
189 | You bark like a maniac at anyone wearing a hat. Now you got nothin? | 1.4217 | 0.02733 | 581 | 391 | 135 | 55 |
190 | This is serious. Quit wagging your tail. | 1.4212 | 0.02630 | 603 | 401 | 150 | 52 |
191 | Don't worry, your new owner was thoroughly vetted by the Trump administration. | 1.4211 | 0.02876 | 596 | 419 | 103 | 74 |
192 | Stand up to a bully once and he'll never bother you again. | 1.4211 | 0.02725 | 596 | 404 | 133 | 59 |
193 | That rabies shot doesn't sound so bad anymore, does it? | 1.4207 | 0.02694 | 599 | 404 | 138 | 57 |
194 | You look more like your mother | 1.4204 | 0.02721 | 597 | 405 | 133 | 59 |
195 | Kill Mr. Snuggles, Kill! | 1.4198 | 0.02800 | 586 | 403 | 120 | 63 |
196 | We all have our demons. | 1.4193 | 0.02848 | 539 | 365 | 122 | 52 |
197 | You keep him busy, boy. I'll run for help. | 1.4192 | 0.02739 | 582 | 394 | 132 | 56 |
198 | Lulu - kill! | 1.4191 | 0.02743 | 587 | 399 | 130 | 58 |
199 | My hiccups just stopped! | 1.4185 | 0.02832 | 540 | 365 | 124 | 51 |
200 | Remember, he just thinks he's president. | 1.4171 | 0.02930 | 573 | 405 | 97 | 71 |
201 | This. This is why we don't howl. | 1.4153 | 0.02788 | 561 | 382 | 125 | 54 |
202 | All you can say is "woof"? | 1.4149 | 0.02685 | 564 | 376 | 142 | 46 |
203 | Oh, but if it were delivering our mail, then you’d go ballistic? | 1.4143 | 0.02873 | 519 | 352 | 119 | 48 |
204 | Finally, something worth barking at, but you’ve got nothing? | 1.4141 | 0.02782 | 553 | 375 | 127 | 51 |
205 | See what happens when you don't get your shots? | 1.4125 | 0.02841 | 543 | 374 | 115 | 54 |
206 | Your call. | 1.4125 | 0.02944 | 514 | 354 | 108 | 52 |
207 | I warned you he wouldn't look like his Tinder profile. | 1.4121 | 0.02794 | 546 | 371 | 125 | 50 |
208 | I’m going to need a bigger poop bag. | 1.4117 | 0.02911 | 549 | 384 | 104 | 61 |
209 | Hmm. That's why this side of the lake isn't crowded. | 1.4108 | 0.02857 | 499 | 335 | 123 | 41 |
210 | Now do you think the invisible fence is a good idea? | 1.4107 | 0.02824 | 521 | 352 | 124 | 45 |
211 | Just pretend it's the mailman. | 1.4104 | 0.02711 | 536 | 364 | 127 | 45 |
212 | This is why we give Mum extra space every so often. | 1.4104 | 0.02951 | 536 | 376 | 100 | 60 |
213 | This is probably a good place to stop and head back. | 1.4096 | 0.02817 | 498 | 332 | 128 | 38 |
214 | I thought you said Timmy fell down a well. | 1.4094 | 0.02939 | 530 | 370 | 103 | 57 |
215 | I think he just wants to play | 1.4088 | 0.03462 | 340 | 229 | 83 | 28 |
216 | Still constipated? | 1.4080 | 0.02832 | 522 | 355 | 121 | 46 |
217 | Don't buy a pit bull, she said. They're too dangerous, she said. Get a nice, gentle dog, she said. | 1.4066 | 0.02803 | 519 | 356 | 118 | 45 |
218 | It would help if you stopped looking like lunch. | 1.4062 | 0.02918 | 480 | 325 | 115 | 40 |
219 | Remember, it's the size of the fight in the dog! | 1.4058 | 0.02875 | 483 | 325 | 120 | 38 |
220 | Well, now you know what you were barking at. | 1.4054 | 0.02972 | 481 | 330 | 107 | 44 |
221 | Let’s let him keep the old tennis ball. | 1.4051 | 0.02811 | 506 | 341 | 125 | 40 |
222 | This walk just became a run. | 1.4047 | 0.02868 | 509 | 348 | 116 | 45 |
223 | I'm thinking shepherd mix. | 1.4043 | 0.02872 | 465 | 310 | 122 | 33 |
224 | I told you that ancestry website was a bad idea. | 1.4032 | 0.02913 | 496 | 348 | 99 | 49 |
225 | I told you sometimes it's best to ignore those '23 and Me' connections. | 1.4032 | 0.02801 | 501 | 337 | 126 | 38 |
226 | So you bark at the mailman, but not this? | 1.4028 | 0.02780 | 499 | 334 | 129 | 36 |
227 | Sorry I blamed you for all those bones in the yard. | 1.4025 | 0.02966 | 482 | 332 | 106 | 44 |
228 | What if I told you he also delivers our mail? | 1.4020 | 0.02889 | 500 | 343 | 113 | 44 |
229 | OK, so where is barks-his-head-off at the mailman now, huh? | 1.4016 | 0.03029 | 493 | 347 | 94 | 52 |
230 | Why did he say, ‘Luke, I am your father.’? | 1.4012 | 0.02968 | 491 | 341 | 103 | 47 |
231 | What scares me is, who elected him President? | 1.4012 | 0.03118 | 491 | 352 | 81 | 58 |
232 | Dating profiles always lie. | 1.4008 | 0.02868 | 484 | 336 | 108 | 40 |
233 | Great. Uncle Fred has been to another Trump campaign rally. | 1.4008 | 0.03141 | 489 | 352 | 78 | 59 |
234 | What do you say we take a pass on the butt sniff this one time. | 1.4004 | 0.02950 | 482 | 332 | 107 | 43 |
235 | OK, now I believe you. | 1.4000 | 0.02929 | 480 | 329 | 110 | 41 |
236 | No we can't keep him | 1.3996 | 0.02945 | 483 | 333 | 107 | 43 |
237 | See what happens when you howl at the moon? | 1.3996 | 0.02856 | 483 | 327 | 119 | 37 |
238 | 'Bark'? Mitzi, you're going to have to step up your game here. | 1.3996 | 0.02886 | 483 | 329 | 115 | 39 |
239 | What do you mean, "We canines stick together"? | 1.3991 | 0.03111 | 466 | 329 | 88 | 49 |
240 | Pretend it’s the cat. | 1.3991 | 0.03044 | 441 | 302 | 102 | 37 |
241 | He drinks from the toilet | 1.3987 | 0.03030 | 464 | 322 | 99 | 43 |
242 | ... but you're afraid of the vacuum?" | 1.3983 | 0.02829 | 482 | 325 | 122 | 35 |
243 | Alright, Fluffy - this is what you were trained for. | 1.3975 | 0.02988 | 473 | 328 | 102 | 43 |
244 | Unlike you, its bite is worse than its bark. | 1.3970 | 0.02935 | 471 | 323 | 109 | 39 |
245 | Well, there are very fine people on both sides. | 1.3966 | 0.03114 | 474 | 338 | 84 | 52 |
246 | Its only Frank from down the street. Moonlight in Vermont affects each of us in its own unique way. | 1.3966 | 0.02975 | 469 | 324 | 104 | 41 |
247 | Just don't sniff his butt. | 1.3962 | 0.02756 | 472 | 323 | 115 | 34 |
248 | I'm sure it hides under the bed during a thunderstorm just like you. | 1.3961 | 0.03060 | 467 | 328 | 93 | 46 |
249 | No ,no .That's his tree . . | 1.3961 | 0.02825 | 467 | 313 | 123 | 31 |
250 | I wish I brought more poop bags. | 1.3957 | 0.03015 | 470 | 328 | 98 | 44 |
251 | Hey, you're the one who wanted to go to where the wild things are! | 1.3952 | 0.02954 | 463 | 318 | 107 | 38 |
252 | This will be the third tennis ball we lost today. | 1.3952 | 0.02970 | 463 | 319 | 105 | 39 |
253 | So no reaction to this, but if the doorbell rings... | 1.3952 | 0.03017 | 463 | 322 | 99 | 42 |
254 | If you haven't pooped by now, I don't think it's happening. | 1.3952 | 0.02986 | 463 | 320 | 103 | 40 |
255 | Your "play dead" days are about to come to an end. | 1.3951 | 0.03089 | 448 | 313 | 93 | 42 |
256 | I told you going for a walk on the night of a full moon was a bad idea. | 1.3951 | 0.03056 | 448 | 311 | 97 | 40 |
257 | Let's think of it as "fake news" Fido, and walk on. | 1.3948 | 0.03010 | 461 | 320 | 100 | 41 |
258 | Oh good, you went. | 1.3948 | 0.02915 | 461 | 314 | 112 | 35 |
259 | I don't have to outrun him. I just have to outrun you. | 1.3946 | 0.03147 | 446 | 315 | 86 | 45 |
260 | This is one of those times we talked about when it's OK to bark at someone. | 1.3944 | 0.02933 | 464 | 318 | 109 | 37 |
261 | OK, so I've been wrong about you barking at nothing. | 1.3943 | 0.02824 | 459 | 307 | 123 | 29 |
262 | So. I am to assume you barked " There's an animal from Hell" not "Timmy's fallen in the well"? | 1.3934 | 0.02989 | 455 | 314 | 103 | 38 |
263 | This would be a good time to demonstrate that powerful instinct to protect me that I’m always hearing about. | 1.3934 | 0.02907 | 455 | 309 | 113 | 33 |
264 | Now I know how you feel about the vacuum cleaner. | 1.3929 | 0.02899 | 453 | 307 | 114 | 32 |
265 | You stay here, I'll go get help. | 1.3920 | 0.02950 | 449 | 307 | 108 | 34 |
266 | ok, now’s your chance to prove you’re my best friend | 1.3910 | 0.03084 | 445 | 312 | 92 | 41 |
267 | He looks like a mixed breed. | 1.3906 | 0.02970 | 448 | 308 | 105 | 35 |
268 | I hope you're seeing this too. | 1.3895 | 0.03097 | 439 | 308 | 91 | 40 |
269 | Do you STILL want to go where the wild things are? | 1.3895 | 0.03063 | 439 | 306 | 95 | 38 |
270 | Don't worry, old boy.It's called a Donald, and it's nothing but bluster. | 1.3895 | 0.03080 | 439 | 307 | 93 | 39 |
271 | Looks like we’ll both be playing dead. | 1.3885 | 0.03048 | 435 | 302 | 97 | 36 |
272 | You see that, right? | 1.3885 | 0.02959 | 435 | 297 | 107 | 31 |
273 | Another damn candidate for President! | 1.3885 | 0.03266 | 417 | 298 | 76 | 43 |
274 | Maybe we should try the dog park again. | 1.3883 | 0.03008 | 443 | 307 | 100 | 36 |
275 | Don’t worry, my dog’s really friendly! | 1.3875 | 0.03102 | 431 | 302 | 91 | 38 |
276 | It wasn’t a cat. Can we go back to bed? | 1.3869 | 0.03129 | 429 | 302 | 88 | 39 |
277 | Elections have consequences | 1.3869 | 0.03364 | 429 | 316 | 60 | 53 |
278 | Try growling again. | 1.3866 | 0.03043 | 432 | 300 | 97 | 35 |
279 | I don't recommend sniffing his butt. | 1.3864 | 0.03086 | 427 | 298 | 93 | 36 |
280 | Try humping this one, Romeo. | 1.3862 | 0.03326 | 391 | 278 | 75 | 38 |
281 | Okay, you wanted to be the alpha. Go for it. | 1.3861 | 0.03400 | 373 | 265 | 72 | 36 |
282 | One last walk, you said. It will help us sleep, you said. | 1.3859 | 0.03078 | 425 | 298 | 90 | 36 |
283 | You can smell his butt from here. | 1.3859 | 0.03253 | 425 | 306 | 74 | 45 |
284 | Wow, her online profile didn't mention everything, did it?! | 1.3859 | 0.03060 | 425 | 295 | 96 | 34 |
285 | Duke, this is your father. | 1.3857 | 0.03323 | 407 | 293 | 71 | 43 |
286 | Can you take him or should we run? | 1.3857 | 0.03104 | 420 | 293 | 92 | 35 |
287 | He said he's a relative of yours. From the old country. | 1.3857 | 0.03030 | 420 | 289 | 100 | 31 |
288 | Are you sure you want to be a guard dog? | 1.3855 | 0.02972 | 428 | 293 | 105 | 30 |
289 | This is our new postman. | 1.3854 | 0.03232 | 410 | 291 | 80 | 39 |
290 | Let’s get a small dog, my wife said. We don’t need a guard dog, my wife said. We live in a safe area, my wife said. What can happen, my wife said.... | 1.3850 | 0.03251 | 413 | 295 | 77 | 41 |
291 | Remember, go in low. | 1.3848 | 0.03181 | 395 | 275 | 88 | 32 |
292 | I think you could take him. | 1.3848 | 0.03090 | 408 | 282 | 95 | 31 |
293 | No, this isn't a job for the cat! | 1.3841 | 0.03262 | 414 | 297 | 75 | 42 |
294 | If you're going to pee, now would be the time. | 1.3837 | 0.03062 | 417 | 289 | 96 | 32 |
295 | But you'll howl at the delivery man. | 1.3835 | 0.03144 | 412 | 289 | 88 | 35 |
296 | Can't even walk my dog at night without thinking of Donald Trump. | 1.3835 | 0.03219 | 412 | 293 | 80 | 39 |
297 | Sure, go ahead, sniff his butt | 1.3835 | 0.03182 | 412 | 291 | 84 | 37 |
298 | You dragged me ALL the way out here and now you don't have to go? | 1.3826 | 0.03043 | 413 | 285 | 98 | 30 |
299 | Okay, maybe it IS the size of the dog in the fight. | 1.3816 | 0.03202 | 380 | 264 | 87 | 29 |
300 | Really? You still won't poop? | 1.3806 | 0.03178 | 402 | 283 | 85 | 34 |
301 | When it's not a full moon, he is really a poodle. | 1.3805 | 0.03212 | 389 | 273 | 84 | 32 |
302 | You know, Fred... If this happened back before 2016, I would be surprised. | 1.3805 | 0.03431 | 389 | 284 | 62 | 43 |
303 | Either it’s the pot brownie talking, or were about to be edibles. | 1.3802 | 0.03122 | 405 | 283 | 90 | 32 |
304 | It's your nightmare. You deal with it. | 1.3802 | 0.03002 | 405 | 277 | 102 | 26 |
305 | No, not a good time to bark. | 1.3802 | 0.03062 | 405 | 280 | 96 | 29 |
306 | For an emotional support dog, you sure are anxious. | 1.3802 | 0.02940 | 405 | 274 | 108 | 23 |
307 | You got this, right? | 1.3800 | 0.03006 | 400 | 273 | 102 | 25 |
308 | Seriously? THAT's the puppy daddy? | 1.3798 | 0.03305 | 387 | 276 | 75 | 36 |
309 | Well, it's no vacuum cleaner, but I think this is where you bark. | 1.3795 | 0.03143 | 390 | 271 | 90 | 29 |
310 | That's OK boy, I just peed too. | 1.3794 | 0.03258 | 398 | 284 | 77 | 37 |
311 | All barked out, huh? Used them all up on the postman? | 1.3792 | 0.03128 | 385 | 266 | 92 | 27 |
312 | Aren’t you supposed to be barking or something? | 1.3792 | 0.03192 | 385 | 269 | 86 | 30 |
313 | If this doesn't cure your constipation, I don't know what will. | 1.3792 | 0.03357 | 385 | 277 | 70 | 38 |
314 | This is what you dragged me out here to see? | 1.3791 | 0.03082 | 401 | 278 | 94 | 29 |
315 | If ever there was a time for you to bark your brains out, this is it. | 1.3789 | 0.03174 | 388 | 276 | 81 | 31 |
316 | How fast can you imitate a Pit Bull? | 1.3789 | 0.03338 | 388 | 279 | 71 | 38 |
317 | You're right, the mailman is a monster. | 1.3788 | 0.03210 | 396 | 280 | 82 | 34 |
318 | Friend of yours? | 1.3784 | 0.03214 | 370 | 257 | 86 | 27 |
319 | Honestly, I think you should look for another spot | 1.3782 | 0.03160 | 394 | 276 | 87 | 31 |
320 | Okay, Beowulf. Time for you to step up to the plate. | 1.3782 | 0.03056 | 394 | 271 | 97 | 26 |
321 | No you cannot sniff his butt. | 1.3780 | 0.03149 | 381 | 264 | 90 | 27 |
322 | What say we skip full-moon nights from now on, Champ? | 1.3777 | 0.03309 | 376 | 267 | 76 | 33 |
323 | I know we told Fluffy not to eat those mushrooms, but she is a cat and cats just don't listen. | 1.3777 | 0.03435 | 376 | 273 | 64 | 39 |
324 | Wanna go for a run? | 1.3776 | 0.03312 | 392 | 284 | 69 | 39 |
325 | We're getting a dog walker. | 1.3776 | 0.03232 | 392 | 278 | 80 | 34 |
326 | Remember him? He’s the instructor from dog obedience school. | 1.3776 | 0.03312 | 392 | 282 | 72 | 38 |
327 | Take a good look Spot, this is puberty. | 1.3774 | 0.03302 | 363 | 255 | 79 | 29 |
328 | Dare you to sniff his ass. | 1.3773 | 0.03282 | 387 | 276 | 76 | 35 |
329 | Actually, it's your pal Milo. Quite the drama queen at full moon! | 1.3769 | 0.03055 | 390 | 273 | 88 | 27 |
330 | Fine, I regret not believing you when you barked. | 1.3766 | 0.03147 | 385 | 268 | 89 | 28 |
331 | It’s the soul of chewed shoes. | 1.3766 | 0.03144 | 393 | 275 | 88 | 30 |
332 | I knew Tinder for dogs was a bad idea. | 1.3763 | 0.03295 | 388 | 277 | 74 | 36 |
333 | Please tell me your bite is actually bigger than your bark | 1.3763 | 0.03151 | 388 | 277 | 80 | 31 |
334 | Don’t stare, Rex, you’re making him feel uncomfortable. | 1.3756 | 0.03119 | 386 | 268 | 91 | 27 |
335 | You know the drill: You smell his butt and then he gets to smell yours. | 1.3756 | 0.03327 | 386 | 278 | 71 | 37 |
336 | I suppose "attack" is out of the question. | 1.3756 | 0.03225 | 386 | 273 | 81 | 32 |
337 | Your turn to clean up after me. | 1.3756 | 0.03348 | 386 | 279 | 69 | 38 |
338 | Don’t be so judgmental, he’s a rescue. | 1.3753 | 0.03080 | 389 | 269 | 94 | 26 |
339 | You didn’t tell me your lady friend was such a looker. | 1.3750 | 0.03298 | 384 | 275 | 74 | 35 |
340 | What is it boy, do you see something? | 1.3750 | 0.03313 | 368 | 261 | 76 | 31 |
341 | Don't you dare play dead. | 1.3747 | 0.03069 | 387 | 267 | 95 | 25 |
342 | Don’t judge. You were a rescue too. | 1.3746 | 0.03280 | 355 | 248 | 81 | 26 |
343 | The trail sign did say maximum difficulty. | 1.3743 | 0.03096 | 382 | 264 | 93 | 25 |
344 | Don't worry bud. We'll defeat him in 2020. | 1.3743 | 0.03341 | 382 | 278 | 66 | 38 |
345 | Well that’s just great. Another dog off leash. Why bother posting the sign if people aren’t going to take it seriously? | 1.3743 | 0.03268 | 382 | 272 | 77 | 33 |
346 | So are you gonna go sniff his butt or what? | 1.3740 | 0.03101 | 385 | 280 | 76 | 29 |
347 | Oh. Now we don’t feel like barking our head off, do we? | 1.3737 | 0.03172 | 380 | 266 | 86 | 28 |
348 | Just think of it as a real big squirrel. | 1.3737 | 0.03128 | 380 | 264 | 90 | 26 |
349 | You're not the only one who has to pee. | 1.3737 | 0.03301 | 380 | 272 | 74 | 34 |
350 | And this is why canine Tinder is a bad idea. | 1.3737 | 0.03259 | 380 | 270 | 78 | 32 |
351 | See? THIS is the kind of thing it's okay to bark at. | 1.3737 | 0.03038 | 380 | 260 | 98 | 22 |
352 | Sure, I would like to delete my internet history, message my loved ones and change my underwear...but here we are. | 1.3737 | 0.03237 | 380 | 269 | 80 | 31 |
353 | Twice in one walk? | 1.3735 | 0.03391 | 340 | 242 | 70 | 28 |
354 | Go ahead, try and hump his leg. | 1.3734 | 0.03364 | 383 | 278 | 67 | 38 |
355 | That's what people food does to you. | 1.3733 | 0.03396 | 375 | 272 | 66 | 37 |
356 | How am I the only one pooping right now? | 1.3727 | 0.03336 | 381 | 275 | 70 | 36 |
357 | Oh, but you'll bark at the neighbor's corgi? | 1.3727 | 0.03187 | 381 | 268 | 84 | 29 |
358 | It's bad enough Trump deforested the national parks. Installing lifelike statues of himself where the trees had been is beyond the pale. | 1.3727 | 0.03408 | 373 | 271 | 65 | 37 |
359 | I thought you marked this as your territory. | 1.3727 | 0.03279 | 373 | 265 | 77 | 31 |
360 | Just remember: it's the size of the fight in the dog. | 1.3720 | 0.03269 | 371 | 262 | 78 | 30 |
361 | See why vaccines are important. | 1.3717 | 0.03266 | 382 | 273 | 76 | 33 |
362 | You dragged me all the way out here just for this? | 1.3715 | 0.03444 | 358 | 259 | 65 | 34 |
363 | Really, you still can't go? | 1.3713 | 0.03235 | 369 | 260 | 81 | 28 |
364 | You can't outrun me if i don't drop the leash. | 1.3706 | 0.03477 | 340 | 244 | 66 | 30 |
365 | You couldn’t smell this coming a mile away? | 1.3703 | 0.03295 | 370 | 264 | 75 | 31 |
366 | We must be in a Red State " | 1.3701 | 0.03494 | 354 | 258 | 61 | 35 |
367 | Cat got your tongue? | 1.3699 | 0.03283 | 346 | 242 | 80 | 24 |
368 | I think mom needs a Snickers bar | 1.3699 | 0.03327 | 365 | 261 | 73 | 31 |
369 | This is why we have the fence. | 1.3696 | 0.03194 | 368 | 267 | 72 | 29 |
370 | You might need to pick up after me. | 1.3696 | 0.03240 | 368 | 260 | 80 | 28 |
371 | No doubt his bite is bigger than your bark. | 1.3695 | 0.03418 | 341 | 243 | 70 | 28 |
372 | See? I told you that wasn't Mrs. Miller's dog howling at the moon. | 1.3692 | 0.03243 | 344 | 241 | 80 | 23 |
373 | Where is your incessant barking now? | 1.3692 | 0.03346 | 344 | 243 | 75 | 26 |
374 | Well, it's not a tree, but it will have to do. | 1.3689 | 0.03228 | 366 | 265 | 71 | 30 |
375 | Looks like the politicians have started their hometown visits. | 1.3686 | 0.03045 | 369 | 253 | 96 | 20 |
376 | He was a good boy once. But he started refusing to sit or stay, then he ate the occasional shoe... I'm just sayin', Max. | 1.3684 | 0.03329 | 361 | 260 | 69 | 31 |
377 | Not all dogs go to heaven, Steve. | 1.3678 | 0.03424 | 329 | 233 | 71 | 25 |
378 | Let's look for your ball tomorrow after the catnip wears off. | 1.3677 | 0.03223 | 359 | 252 | 82 | 25 |
379 | When you bit him, I thought he’d turn into something much more adorable. | 1.3677 | 0.03270 | 359 | 254 | 78 | 27 |
380 | Now would be a good time to beg. | 1.3675 | 0.03402 | 332 | 235 | 72 | 25 |
381 | You're still the alpha dog at our house, Rex. | 1.3674 | 0.03275 | 362 | 257 | 77 | 28 |
382 | Remember, the walk was your idea. | 1.3674 | 0.03286 | 362 | 260 | 72 | 30 |
383 | Now you can beg. | 1.3674 | 0.03275 | 362 | 257 | 77 | 28 |
384 | Just tell him that we are still considering his offer to buy Greenland | 1.3669 | 0.03400 | 357 | 258 | 67 | 32 |
385 | No, it's not a mirror | 1.3669 | 0.03330 | 357 | 255 | 73 | 29 |
386 | Where's all the barking now? | 1.3669 | 0.03282 | 357 | 253 | 77 | 27 |
387 | Go on Rex, tell him you want your stick back. | 1.3668 | 0.03432 | 349 | 252 | 66 | 31 |
388 | You knew the risk of surprise before taking your DNA test. | 1.3667 | 0.03379 | 360 | 260 | 68 | 32 |
389 | Stay; he's full of fleas. | 1.3667 | 0.03203 | 360 | 255 | 79 | 26 |
390 | I had always thought 'Where the Wild Things Are' was just more of my parents' bullshit | 1.3662 | 0.03319 | 355 | 253 | 74 | 28 |
391 | bark twice if you see him too | 1.3662 | 0.03342 | 355 | 254 | 72 | 29 |
392 | Great, now everybody has a weredoodle except me. | 1.3662 | 0.03294 | 355 | 252 | 76 | 27 |
393 | Relax, Duke. He's a vegan. | 1.3659 | 0.03299 | 358 | 254 | 75 | 28 |
394 | Can you growl please! | 1.3659 | 0.03299 | 358 | 255 | 75 | 28 |
395 | Now, don’t just play dead. Sell it. | 1.3659 | 0.03322 | 358 | 256 | 73 | 29 |
396 | This is the last time I'm ever doing hallucinogens with you, Steve. | 1.3654 | 0.03496 | 353 | 259 | 59 | 35 |
397 | Still think GMOs are harmless? | 1.3654 | 0.03379 | 353 | 254 | 69 | 30 |
398 | If this doesn't make you go potty, then we're headed back home. | 1.3654 | 0.03355 | 353 | 253 | 71 | 29 |
399 | Barking would be a good start. | 1.3654 | 0.03157 | 353 | 245 | 87 | 21 |
400 | If he's not a friend of yours, we better run. | 1.3654 | 0.03157 | 353 | 245 | 87 | 21 |
401 | She’s out of your league, Rex. | 1.3650 | 0.03416 | 337 | 241 | 69 | 27 |
402 | 'Yip, yip, yip' all day long at the Rumba, but no 'heads up' on this? | 1.3650 | 0.03518 | 337 | 245 | 61 | 31 |
403 | Remember, Ralphie, when we meet someone new, we don't jump up or pee on their foot. | 1.3647 | 0.03392 | 351 | 253 | 68 | 30 |
404 | I'm sorry I blamed you for howling at the moon. | 1.3644 | 0.03371 | 354 | 255 | 69 | 30 |
405 | This is what you were barking at. Are you happy now? | 1.3642 | 0.03377 | 346 | 248 | 70 | 28 |
406 | Hopefully it will end with the 2021 inauguration. | 1.3639 | 0.03429 | 349 | 253 | 65 | 31 |
407 | Great, you sure did flush it out. Now what? | 1.3639 | 0.03256 | 349 | 246 | 79 | 24 |
408 | See what happens when you eat your own poo? | 1.3639 | 0.03500 | 349 | 270 | 43 | 36 |
409 | This could only happen in a New Yorker cartoon. | 1.3634 | 0.03464 | 344 | 250 | 63 | 31 |
410 | What are we looking at? I forgot my glasses. | 1.3631 | 0.03344 | 347 | 248 | 72 | 27 |
411 | OK, I guess we'll finally get to test your theory that you can run faster than me. | 1.3631 | 0.03502 | 325 | 234 | 64 | 27 |
412 | Get out of the City for the summer, they said. The Catskills are great for your health, they said... | 1.3626 | 0.03352 | 342 | 246 | 69 | 27 |
413 | What is it boy? What do you see? | 1.3625 | 0.03403 | 331 | 236 | 70 | 25 |
414 | I'm going to need a bigger bag. | 1.3623 | 0.03575 | 345 | 256 | 53 | 36 |
415 | Not to worry, it is just the President of the United States, he will change into something else soon. | 1.3622 | 0.03598 | 323 | 236 | 57 | 30 |
416 | He's a mix, too. | 1.3621 | 0.03434 | 348 | 253 | 64 | 31 |
417 | Just remember, it's not the size of the dog in the fight but the size of the fight in the dog. | 1.3618 | 0.03391 | 340 | 244 | 69 | 27 |
418 | This is the monster who comes for little doggies who don't stop peeing in their daddy's shoes. | 1.3618 | 0.03466 | 340 | 247 | 63 | 30 |
419 | I don't see a thing. Did you get into my edibles again? | 1.3618 | 0.03614 | 340 | 255 | 48 | 37 |
420 | No he may NOT come over for a play date. | 1.3615 | 0.03293 | 343 | 243 | 76 | 24 |
421 | His name is fluffy and he won best of breed. | 1.3613 | 0.03423 | 346 | 251 | 65 | 30 |
422 | We may have to sacrifice one or two of your doggie treats. | 1.3612 | 0.03293 | 335 | 236 | 77 | 22 |
423 | This is what happens when you drink from the toilet. | 1.3609 | 0.03259 | 338 | 240 | 75 | 23 |
424 | Chester, did you dig up this nice man's herb garden? | 1.3609 | 0.03378 | 338 | 242 | 70 | 26 |
425 | Are you sure this is where you buried the bone? | 1.3609 | 0.03290 | 327 | 229 | 78 | 20 |
426 | Don't worry, he's vegan. | 1.3607 | 0.03331 | 341 | 245 | 70 | 26 |
427 | Great. Now I have to pee too. | 1.3607 | 0.03357 | 341 | 244 | 71 | 26 |
428 | I told you not to eat those mushrooms. | 1.3607 | 0.03382 | 341 | 245 | 69 | 27 |
429 | Should have chosen 'give the kids a bath' | 1.3601 | 0.03311 | 336 | 238 | 75 | 23 |
430 | You said you wanted to meet your birth mother. | 1.3601 | 0.03594 | 336 | 249 | 53 | 34 |
431 | see what happens when you lick yourself that way | 1.3601 | 0.03545 | 336 | 247 | 57 | 32 |
432 | I told you the pot treats would not be good for you! | 1.3601 | 0.03469 | 336 | 244 | 63 | 29 |
433 | Now we can both learn to play dead. | 1.3599 | 0.03291 | 339 | 240 | 76 | 23 |
434 | It's time to show me why you're called man's best friend. | 1.3599 | 0.03344 | 339 | 242 | 72 | 25 |
435 | Now I need to go to the bathroom | 1.3599 | 0.03317 | 339 | 241 | 74 | 24 |
436 | Like I’ve been telling you, this is what happens if you don’t wear your flea collar. | 1.3599 | 0.03522 | 339 | 249 | 58 | 32 |
437 | Now you know why I take you to the groomer! | 1.3599 | 0.03291 | 339 | 240 | 76 | 23 |
438 | See, now there’s someone who knows how to guard the front door. | 1.3593 | 0.03324 | 334 | 237 | 74 | 23 |
439 | I guess you can go off leash now.... | 1.3591 | 0.03383 | 337 | 242 | 69 | 26 |
440 | It wants to know if you’re friendly. | 1.3591 | 0.03409 | 337 | 243 | 67 | 27 |
441 | Repeat after me - woof, woof. | 1.3584 | 0.03418 | 332 | 239 | 67 | 26 |
442 | I see Frank is back on the Paleo diet. | 1.3584 | 0.03444 | 332 | 240 | 65 | 27 |
443 | I'm thinking the ancestry search wasn't such a good idea. | 1.3584 | 0.03470 | 332 | 241 | 63 | 28 |
444 | Oh? You know him? | 1.3583 | 0.03582 | 321 | 235 | 57 | 29 |
445 | I don't have any doggy bags left, so neither of us can get too scared right now, okay? | 1.3582 | 0.03289 | 335 | 237 | 76 | 22 |
446 | Now you decide not to bark? | 1.3582 | 0.03178 | 335 | 233 | 84 | 18 |
447 | So while he’s frightening looking to me, he smells alright to you. | 1.3582 | 0.03289 | 335 | 237 | 76 | 22 |
448 | May I give it one of your treats? | 1.3578 | 0.03286 | 327 | 230 | 77 | 20 |
449 | On 3, we BOTH roll over and play dead. | 1.3576 | 0.03349 | 330 | 235 | 72 | 23 |
450 | You throw a fit over a squirrel across the street and now you got nothing. | 1.3576 | 0.03377 | 330 | 236 | 70 | 24 |
451 | I wanted a rottweiler, but OH NO I really want a beagle she says. | 1.3576 | 0.03458 | 330 | 239 | 64 | 27 |
452 | This trainer had several positive reviews on Yelp. | 1.3576 | 0.03431 | 330 | 238 | 66 | 26 |
453 | I take it the whole alpha routine was pure theater? | 1.3576 | 0.03431 | 330 | 240 | 63 | 27 |
454 | That's the last time I let you follow a scent. | 1.3574 | 0.03355 | 333 | 238 | 71 | 24 |
455 | Go easy, I don't need his owner suing me | 1.3574 | 0.03513 | 333 | 244 | 59 | 30 |
456 | I thought he was still in D.C. | 1.3567 | 0.03551 | 328 | 241 | 57 | 30 |
457 | Go on. Sniff his ass. I dare you. | 1.3567 | 0.03307 | 328 | 232 | 75 | 21 |
458 | You just had to pee on THAT rock! | 1.3567 | 0.03498 | 328 | 239 | 61 | 28 |
459 | As a comfort dog, you aren’t helping much. | 1.3560 | 0.03253 | 323 | 226 | 79 | 18 |
460 | This is nothing, Fluffy. Remember the results of the 2016 election? | 1.3560 | 0.03536 | 323 | 236 | 59 | 28 |
461 | That’s what you become if you don’t let me clip your nails. | 1.3560 | 0.03426 | 323 | 232 | 67 | 24 |
462 | You're the one who wanted to see some wildlife. | 1.3560 | 0.03340 | 323 | 229 | 73 | 21 |
463 | Don't worry, he is more scared of you than you are of him. | 1.3559 | 0.04075 | 236 | 171 | 46 | 19 |
464 | Leeeave it! | 1.3558 | 0.03319 | 326 | 231 | 74 | 21 |
465 | This is why Mom is never home during a full moon. | 1.3558 | 0.03539 | 326 | 239 | 58 | 29 |
466 | What part of attack are you not understanding? | 1.3558 | 0.03566 | 326 | 240 | 56 | 30 |
467 | See, there’s nothing there. | 1.3558 | 0.03513 | 326 | 238 | 60 | 28 |
468 | It’s OK, buddy. I just went #2 too.” | 1.3556 | 0.03489 | 329 | 240 | 61 | 28 |
469 | You see? This is why we have to turn around at the corner. | 1.3556 | 0.03354 | 329 | 235 | 71 | 23 |
470 | Just remember, Rex, it's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog! | 1.3551 | 0.03468 | 321 | 232 | 64 | 25 |
471 | Don't look at me. You're the one who wanted to go for a walk. | 1.3551 | 0.03353 | 321 | 233 | 65 | 23 |
472 | That's what will happen to you if you keep licking yourself. | 1.3551 | 0.03439 | 321 | 231 | 66 | 24 |
473 | See -- he was once the runt of the litter, just like you. | 1.3551 | 0.03439 | 321 | 231 | 66 | 24 |
474 | He's responsible not just for thunder, lost balls and heartworms, but also for... Trump. | 1.3549 | 0.03527 | 324 | 237 | 59 | 28 |
475 | Still want to go for a walk? | 1.3549 | 0.03360 | 324 | 231 | 71 | 22 |
476 | And that’s why you only get non-GMO dog food. | 1.3549 | 0.03472 | 324 | 235 | 63 | 26 |
477 | Bark again - obviously it didn't hear you the first time. | 1.3549 | 0.03332 | 324 | 230 | 73 | 21 |
478 | You can go ahead and bark your head off now. | 1.3548 | 0.03612 | 310 | 227 | 56 | 27 |
479 | Says he’s on his way to a MAGA rally. | 1.3545 | 0.03610 | 330 | 246 | 51 | 33 |
480 | I should have hired a dog walker. | 1.3543 | 0.03558 | 302 | 218 | 61 | 23 |
481 | I told you toxic masculinity transcends species. | 1.3542 | 0.03593 | 319 | 235 | 55 | 29 |
482 | That's why you get your vaccines. | 1.3540 | 0.03486 | 322 | 234 | 62 | 26 |
483 | Seriously? You couldn’t smell him coming? | 1.3540 | 0.03316 | 322 | 228 | 74 | 20 |
484 | If this doesn't make you go, I don't know what will. | 1.3539 | 0.03479 | 308 | 221 | 65 | 22 |
485 | We’re gonna need a few more poop bags. | 1.3533 | 0.03605 | 300 | 218 | 58 | 24 |
486 | Oh, NOW you're quiet? | 1.3531 | 0.03299 | 320 | 226 | 75 | 19 |
487 | Supposedly, owning a pet helps people with their demons. | 1.3529 | 0.03365 | 323 | 231 | 70 | 22 |
488 | He's all blood-chilling howls from the depths of hell and no bite. | 1.3524 | 0.03481 | 315 | 228 | 63 | 24 |
489 | Look on the bright side, at least it's not a cat | 1.3523 | 0.03620 | 298 | 217 | 57 | 24 |
490 | I rescued you, so you owe me! | 1.3522 | 0.03405 | 301 | 213 | 70 | 18 |
491 | Sure, you shed less, but at least he can walk himself. | 1.3521 | 0.03576 | 284 | 208 | 55 | 21 |
492 | Well, this is awkward. | 1.3515 | 0.03566 | 293 | 211 | 61 | 21 |
493 | Don't be afraid, Fido. Our president will see to it that this species becomes extinct long before he comes any closer. | 1.3514 | 0.03466 | 313 | 226 | 64 | 23 |
494 | Unlike you, his bite is worse than his bark. | 1.3514 | 0.03407 | 313 | 224 | 68 | 21 |
495 | Well, this is when you get to be man's best friend. | 1.3514 | 0.03237 | 313 | 221 | 75 | 17 |
496 | So long story short, yes, you're adopted. | 1.3514 | 0.03437 | 313 | 225 | 66 | 22 |
497 | What do your mean it's outside your purview? | 1.3514 | 0.03407 | 313 | 224 | 68 | 21 |
498 | You know, sometimes it's OK to bark. | 1.3514 | 0.03466 | 313 | 226 | 64 | 23 |
499 | Man’s Best Friend meet Man’s Worst Night mare... | 1.3506 | 0.03319 | 308 | 219 | 71 | 18 |
500 | Yes it's true, your mom was a bitch - but now meet Dad. | 1.3505 | 0.03481 | 311 | 225 | 63 | 23 |
501 | Still can't go, eh? | 1.3505 | 0.03569 | 311 | 228 | 57 | 26 |
502 | Sic ‘em Waffles! | 1.3505 | 0.03510 | 311 | 226 | 61 | 24 |
503 | We’re gonna need a bigger dog. | 1.3505 | 0.03540 | 311 | 227 | 59 | 25 |
504 | See? He's been fixed, too. | 1.3503 | 0.03457 | 314 | 227 | 64 | 23 |
505 | Oh, so now you choose NOT to bark, but wag your tail.... | 1.3503 | 0.03245 | 314 | 220 | 78 | 16 |
506 | I guess we all have relatives we don't want to acknowledge. | 1.3503 | 0.03428 | 314 | 228 | 63 | 23 |
507 | My friend, we are both feeling inadequate. | 1.3503 | 0.03398 | 314 | 225 | 68 | 21 |
508 | Let's show him how we can both play dead. | 1.3495 | 0.03373 | 309 | 222 | 67 | 20 |
509 | He is to you just as Donald Trump is to me. | 1.3495 | 0.03642 | 309 | 229 | 52 | 28 |
510 | I don't see anything. I told you to lay off of the CBD treats. | 1.3494 | 0.03381 | 312 | 223 | 69 | 20 |
511 | Not barking now, are you? | 1.3494 | 0.03411 | 312 | 224 | 67 | 21 |
512 | Is this your nightmare or mine? | 1.3487 | 0.03565 | 304 | 222 | 58 | 24 |
513 | For heaven’s sake will you finally poop? | 1.3487 | 0.03595 | 304 | 223 | 56 | 25 |
514 | No need to fear--he'll be gone by 2020. | 1.3487 | 0.03743 | 304 | 228 | 46 | 30 |
515 | O.K., Fluffy. This is what your police dog training was all about. Attack! | 1.3487 | 0.03503 | 304 | 220 | 62 | 22 |
516 | No, I don't think a butt sniff is appropriate right now ... | 1.3485 | 0.03323 | 307 | 225 | 61 | 21 |
517 | How about we visit my side of the family next road trip? | 1.3485 | 0.03354 | 307 | 218 | 71 | 18 |
518 | This is where you growl...maybe bark. | 1.3485 | 0.03354 | 307 | 218 | 71 | 18 |
519 | It’s not The President, it’s just his son... | 1.3484 | 0.03717 | 310 | 233 | 46 | 31 |
520 | Now it's time for you to earn that premium dog food. | 1.3475 | 0.03431 | 305 | 219 | 66 | 20 |
521 | Now that's a guard dog, Fido. | 1.3475 | 0.03462 | 305 | 220 | 64 | 21 |
522 | The Parks Department and the Arts Council felt it expressed our nation's angst. | 1.3475 | 0.03645 | 305 | 226 | 52 | 27 |
523 | Good chance to play submissive. | 1.3475 | 0.03431 | 305 | 219 | 66 | 20 |
524 | Ignore it—it’s just one of my demons. | 1.3475 | 0.03524 | 305 | 222 | 60 | 23 |
525 | And now you don't bark? | 1.3474 | 0.03377 | 308 | 220 | 69 | 19 |
526 | Maintain eye contact and walk backwards slowly | 1.3469 | 0.03451 | 294 | 210 | 66 | 18 |
527 | Next time you have to use the bathroom at 2 a.m., just go on the floor. | 1.3467 | 0.03533 | 300 | 218 | 60 | 22 |
528 | He swallowed the frisbee. YOU ask for it back. | 1.3467 | 0.03469 | 300 | 216 | 64 | 20 |
529 | ‘Don’t chase the neighborhood cats,’ I said. ‘They’ll harness the powers of darkness,’ I said. | 1.3465 | 0.03539 | 303 | 221 | 59 | 23 |
530 | He's a Basset crossed with a Corgi. And yourself? | 1.3465 | 0.03570 | 303 | 222 | 57 | 24 |
531 | Pretend it's the mailman! | 1.3465 | 0.03413 | 303 | 217 | 67 | 19 |
532 | I'm gonna need a bigger dog | 1.3465 | 0.03445 | 303 | 224 | 57 | 22 |
533 | Can your bite to be worse than your bark this time? | 1.3456 | 0.03516 | 298 | 216 | 61 | 21 |
534 | Is there any hellish form John Bolton won’t take? | 1.3456 | 0.03764 | 298 | 224 | 45 | 29 |
535 | I did warn you about looking for your "real" dad | 1.3456 | 0.03516 | 298 | 216 | 61 | 21 |
536 | This would be a good time to break out the cujo routine you usually show to people who come to the front door. | 1.3456 | 0.03673 | 298 | 221 | 51 | 26 |
537 | No number two yet? | 1.3456 | 0.03516 | 298 | 216 | 61 | 21 |
538 | I don’t care if he’s off his leash, yours is staying on. | 1.3456 | 0.03249 | 298 | 208 | 77 | 13 |
539 | The mailman looks different without his uniform, doesn’t he? | 1.3456 | 0.03548 | 298 | 217 | 59 | 22 |
540 | Calm down, Rover. It's just Uncle Bob again after a big Trump rally! | 1.3455 | 0.03736 | 301 | 226 | 46 | 29 |
541 | Just let him sniff your butt and maybe he'll leave us alone. | 1.3446 | 0.03330 | 296 | 209 | 72 | 15 |
542 | Think about what you do next, Sparky. This is the role I've been grooming you for. | 1.3446 | 0.03432 | 296 | 214 | 63 | 19 |
543 | Not so eager to howl now, huh? | 1.3446 | 0.03658 | 296 | 219 | 52 | 25 |
544 | Please don't try to sniff his butt. | 1.3446 | 0.03432 | 296 | 212 | 66 | 18 |
545 | You and your sense of smell! | 1.3445 | 0.03441 | 299 | 215 | 65 | 19 |
546 | His owner's an anti-vaxxer. | 1.3445 | 0.03506 | 299 | 217 | 61 | 21 |
547 | That reminds me your should have your nails clipped. | 1.3445 | 0.03506 | 299 | 217 | 61 | 21 |
548 | Just don't start anything. | 1.3445 | 0.03601 | 299 | 220 | 55 | 24 |
549 | Don't even think of humping its leg. | 1.3445 | 0.03693 | 299 | 223 | 49 | 27 |
550 | Don't even think about raising your leg! | 1.3441 | 0.03572 | 279 | 201 | 60 | 18 |
551 | It has been a pleasure to serve under you Mr. Alpha Dog. | 1.3435 | 0.03546 | 294 | 214 | 59 | 21 |
552 | See what happens when don’t vote Democrat! | 1.3435 | 0.03643 | 294 | 217 | 53 | 24 |
553 | Ok, Mister. Let's see you howl your way out of this one. | 1.3435 | 0.03480 | 294 | 212 | 63 | 19 |
554 | Lassie would know what to do in this sort of situation. | 1.3435 | 0.03546 | 294 | 214 | 59 | 21 |
555 | We'll give him a chance to back down first. | 1.3435 | 0.03273 | 294 | 206 | 75 | 13 |
556 | This is exactly why we have leash laws. | 1.3435 | 0.03768 | 294 | 220 | 45 | 28 |
557 | And the vacuum cleaner IS worth barking at? | 1.3435 | 0.03412 | 294 | 210 | 67 | 17 |
558 | Well, you were a stray too. | 1.3435 | 0.03446 | 294 | 211 | 65 | 18 |
559 | This is what happened to him after he didn't bring back the ball his owner had thrown. | 1.3435 | 0.03446 | 294 | 211 | 65 | 18 |
560 | Do you see what happens when you're not a good boy? | 1.3435 | 0.03480 | 294 | 212 | 63 | 19 |
561 | Tim will be your counselor this summer. | 1.3435 | 0.03546 | 294 | 214 | 59 | 21 |
562 | I’m thinking you skip the usual greeting. | 1.3435 | 0.03446 | 294 | 211 | 65 | 18 |
563 | This is why we had you neutered. | 1.3435 | 0.03446 | 294 | 211 | 65 | 18 |
564 | Don't worry, your rabies shots are up-to-date | 1.3435 | 0.03344 | 294 | 208 | 71 | 15 |
565 | We need stricter leash laws. | 1.3435 | 0.03480 | 294 | 212 | 63 | 19 |
566 | Ollie, maybe we should stick to the small dog park. | 1.3435 | 0.03546 | 294 | 214 | 59 | 21 |
567 | Ok boy,what would Lassie do? | 1.3435 | 0.03513 | 294 | 213 | 61 | 20 |
568 | See? It’s just Satan! | 1.3434 | 0.03553 | 297 | 217 | 58 | 22 |
569 | Don't worry, he's more scared of us than we are of him. | 1.3433 | 0.03496 | 300 | 218 | 61 | 21 |
570 | I guess it did say 'likes dogs and long walks in the moonlight' | 1.3425 | 0.03494 | 292 | 211 | 62 | 19 |
571 | Pretty sure he's not talking to me. | 1.3424 | 0.03503 | 295 | 214 | 61 | 20 |
572 | Aren't you suppose to, like...WARN ME about this type of shit? | 1.3424 | 0.03568 | 295 | 216 | 57 | 22 |
573 | That ferocious bark might come in handy about now.” | 1.3424 | 0.03369 | 295 | 210 | 69 | 16 |
574 | Do you mind if I use a couple of your dog treats? | 1.3424 | 0.03334 | 295 | 209 | 71 | 15 |
575 | Promise me you'll stay away from steroids. | 1.3424 | 0.03503 | 295 | 214 | 61 | 20 |
576 | You're going to have to smell his butt, aren't you | 1.3424 | 0.03503 | 295 | 214 | 61 | 20 |
577 | Doesn't his owner know there's a leash law? | 1.3417 | 0.03789 | 278 | 207 | 47 | 24 |
578 | No more howling at the moon. | 1.3415 | 0.03465 | 287 | 206 | 64 | 17 |
579 | You see, this is what happens when you lick yourself down there. | 1.3415 | 0.03735 | 287 | 214 | 48 | 25 |
580 | She's a service dog, you can't pet her | 1.3415 | 0.03534 | 287 | 208 | 60 | 19 |
581 | you couldn't just settle for a walk in the park like the rest of your friends | 1.3415 | 0.03429 | 287 | 205 | 66 | 16 |
582 | It’s you or me, pal. It’s been a good run. | 1.3414 | 0.03543 | 290 | 211 | 59 | 20 |
583 | Even I could smell the sulfur. | 1.3412 | 0.03590 | 296 | 218 | 55 | 23 |
584 | I don't have a treat, but I suggest you play dead anyway. | 1.3406 | 0.03443 | 276 | 196 | 66 | 14 |
585 | Remember when crap like this was frightening? | 1.3405 | 0.03638 | 279 | 204 | 55 | 20 |
586 | Of all the mailmen you could have chased... | 1.3404 | 0.03653 | 285 | 210 | 53 | 22 |
587 | Let me quickly explain the principle of the sacrificial lamb | 1.3403 | 0.03626 | 288 | 212 | 54 | 22 |
588 | You're the one that wanted the full moon walk. Now what? | 1.3403 | 0.03420 | 288 | 206 | 66 | 16 |
589 | Don’t be afraid. The President is just having a bad day. | 1.3403 | 0.03609 | 288 | 214 | 51 | 23 |
590 | I think it's his chew toy now. | 1.3403 | 0.03524 | 288 | 209 | 60 | 19 |
591 | Oh don't worry. He just here to see a man about a dog. | 1.3394 | 0.03825 | 274 | 205 | 45 | 24 |
592 | It's not the size of the dog in the fight, Hector, it's the size of the fight in the dog. Bring me home an ear. | 1.3392 | 0.03703 | 283 | 210 | 50 | 23 |
593 | Relax. It’s the Bogeyman, not the mailman. | 1.3392 | 0.03635 | 283 | 208 | 54 | 21 |
594 | The back yard doesn't seem so bad now, does it? | 1.3392 | 0.03422 | 283 | 202 | 66 | 15 |
595 | I guess naming you Fang was a bit presumptuous... | 1.3392 | 0.03539 | 286 | 208 | 59 | 19 |
596 | He really should be on a leash. | 1.3392 | 0.03504 | 286 | 207 | 61 | 18 |
597 | Go easy on him. | 1.3392 | 0.03574 | 286 | 209 | 57 | 20 |
598 | I read the news everyday...this is nothing. | 1.3392 | 0.03675 | 286 | 212 | 51 | 23 |
599 | Please don’t bark. | 1.3392 | 0.03574 | 286 | 209 | 57 | 20 |
600 | Nobody I know. You? | 1.3392 | 0.03434 | 286 | 205 | 65 | 16 |
601 | You bark at the mailman every day, but no warning for this? | 1.3391 | 0.03479 | 289 | 209 | 62 | 18 |
602 | On the other hand, if you win you'll be a hero. | 1.3383 | 0.03458 | 269 | 191 | 65 | 13 |
603 | You just had to beg for a walk on super blood moon night. | 1.3381 | 0.03581 | 281 | 205 | 57 | 19 |
604 | He’s a mixed breed. | 1.3381 | 0.03651 | 281 | 207 | 53 | 21 |
605 | What ever you do, please don't sniff its butt. | 1.3381 | 0.03616 | 281 | 206 | 55 | 20 |
606 | It might look scary but it goes out on its own to pee | 1.3381 | 0.03581 | 281 | 205 | 57 | 19 |
607 | This is the play date you wanted? | 1.3381 | 0.03651 | 281 | 207 | 53 | 21 |
608 | It's OK, Buddy. He's smiling. | 1.3380 | 0.03555 | 284 | 207 | 58 | 19 |
609 | Are you sure you’re a therapy dog? | 1.3380 | 0.03624 | 284 | 209 | 54 | 21 |
610 | Time for you to do your man’s best friend thing. | 1.3380 | 0.03589 | 284 | 208 | 56 | 20 |
611 | See? I told you—skipping one grooming appointment is a slippery slope. | 1.3380 | 0.03529 | 287 | 209 | 59 | 19 |
612 | What? You suddenly forgot how to bark? | 1.3370 | 0.03754 | 270 | 200 | 49 | 21 |
613 | This is no time to play hump-the-leg. | 1.3370 | 0.03826 | 270 | 202 | 45 | 23 |
614 | See what happens to little boys who shred the toilet paper? | 1.3370 | 0.03933 | 270 | 205 | 39 | 26 |
615 | Confronting your mother was YOUR therapist's idea | 1.3369 | 0.03668 | 279 | 206 | 52 | 21 |
616 | It’s probably not a good idea to try to smell his butt. | 1.3369 | 0.03597 | 279 | 204 | 56 | 19 |
617 | Let's go, I think it's about to mark it's terority. | 1.3369 | 0.03703 | 279 | 207 | 50 | 22 |
618 | no, that's not just like me before I have my coffee! | 1.3369 | 0.03709 | 282 | 210 | 49 | 23 |
619 | Kill, Rover! | 1.3368 | 0.03647 | 285 | 211 | 52 | 22 |
620 | You mind if I throw him your treat? | 1.3368 | 0.03553 | 288 | 211 | 57 | 20 |
621 | What’s the matter? Cat got your tongue? | 1.3360 | 0.03618 | 253 | 184 | 54 | 15 |
622 | It’s a Godzilladoodle. Hypoallergenic and no grooming required. | 1.3358 | 0.03542 | 268 | 193 | 60 | 15 |
623 | This is your imaginary friend, right? | 1.3358 | 0.03603 | 274 | 200 | 56 | 18 |
624 | Yes, I do remember your “little surgery.” What of it? | 1.3357 | 0.03720 | 277 | 206 | 49 | 22 |
625 | Don’t worry, we seem to be having the same dream. | 1.3357 | 0.03326 | 280 | 198 | 70 | 12 |
626 | You’re sure this is the mailman? | 1.3357 | 0.03691 | 280 | 208 | 50 | 22 |
627 | This is the last time I let you lead. | 1.3357 | 0.03550 | 280 | 204 | 58 | 18 |
628 | Now THAT’S a guard dog. | 1.3346 | 0.03743 | 263 | 194 | 50 | 19 |
629 | You can still try to mark your territory but that may escalate things here. | 1.3346 | 0.03570 | 269 | 197 | 55 | 17 |
630 | Don't even think about humping his leg. | 1.3346 | 0.03766 | 272 | 202 | 47 | 22 |
631 | Summon your inner Rin Tin Tin. | 1.3346 | 0.03582 | 272 | 198 | 57 | 17 |
632 | I'm hoping this is a friend of yours? | 1.3346 | 0.03657 | 272 | 200 | 53 | 19 |
633 | A bad boy is always tempting - but trust me, you'll regret it in the morning | 1.3346 | 0.03657 | 272 | 200 | 53 | 19 |
634 | That’s just the neighbor Dr Jekyll | 1.3346 | 0.03730 | 272 | 202 | 49 | 21 |
635 | Okay,you're the emotional support animal--batter up! | 1.3346 | 0.03466 | 272 | 195 | 63 | 14 |
636 | Don't show fear . . . they can smell it. | 1.3346 | 0.03094 | 272 | 196 | 65 | 11 |
637 | Whatever happens, don't roll in it. | 1.3346 | 0.03657 | 272 | 200 | 53 | 19 |
638 | Hey Buddy, looks like it's an off-leash park! | 1.3346 | 0.03730 | 272 | 202 | 49 | 21 |
639 | Thanks to you and your overactive bladder, we're about to be monster chow. | 1.3346 | 0.03657 | 272 | 200 | 53 | 19 |
640 | 'Seriously, that's your spirit animal?' | 1.3346 | 0.03802 | 272 | 204 | 45 | 23 |
641 | This is where you leap to my defense. | 1.3345 | 0.03479 | 275 | 198 | 62 | 15 |
642 | If there was ever a time to bark, this is it. | 1.3345 | 0.03610 | 281 | 207 | 54 | 20 |
643 | But I don't need to outrun HIM; I just need to outrun YOU. | 1.3333 | 0.03533 | 273 | 198 | 59 | 16 |
644 | Never howl at the moon again | 1.3333 | 0.03533 | 273 | 198 | 59 | 16 |
645 | If you are really interested in her, remember, no means no! | 1.3333 | 0.03895 | 273 | 208 | 39 | 26 |
646 | This is where you earn your keep as my comfort dog. | 1.3333 | 0.03839 | 261 | 195 | 45 | 21 |
647 | You're just going to have to hold it until we find another rock. | 1.3333 | 0.03571 | 273 | 199 | 57 | 17 |
648 | Don't bark, you'll scare him. | 1.3333 | 0.03571 | 273 | 199 | 57 | 17 |
649 | Don't be intimidated. He whines at the vet,too. | 1.3333 | 0.03718 | 273 | 203 | 49 | 21 |
650 | Oh sure.. a falling leaf outside the window and you yap your head off, but for THIS you're, what, skeptical?. | 1.3333 | 0.03608 | 273 | 205 | 47 | 21 |
651 | I agree...her profile pic was misleading. | 1.3333 | 0.03825 | 273 | 206 | 43 | 24 |
652 | This is where you earn your keep" | 1.3321 | 0.03548 | 271 | 197 | 58 | 16 |
653 | If you can ignore climate change, this is a piece of cake. | 1.3321 | 0.03736 | 271 | 202 | 48 | 21 |
654 | Still want to move to the country?” | 1.3321 | 0.03374 | 268 | 190 | 67 | 11 |
655 | After this, you won't be so scared of the vacuum cleaner. | 1.3321 | 0.03614 | 268 | 196 | 55 | 17 |
656 | Now the question is, can I outrun the dog? | 1.3321 | 0.03614 | 268 | 196 | 55 | 17 |
657 | What, you think your breath is any better? | 1.3321 | 0.03652 | 268 | 197 | 53 | 18 |
658 | Were you planning to start barking any time soon? | 1.3321 | 0.03456 | 268 | 192 | 63 | 13 |
659 | So now you don’t want to bark? | 1.3320 | 0.03779 | 259 | 192 | 48 | 19 |
660 | Sorry,man...we just used our last bag. | 1.3320 | 0.03819 | 259 | 193 | 46 | 20 |
661 | If you were a cat, I'd be safe inside, cleaning a litterbox now. But no, a dog needs exercise and fresh air. | 1.3320 | 0.03801 | 253 | 187 | 48 | 18 |
662 | Not so much the alpha now, are we? | 1.3309 | 0.03602 | 269 | 197 | 55 | 17 |
663 | Let’s be optimistic, he could be a vegetarian. | 1.3309 | 0.03485 | 269 | 194 | 61 | 14 |
664 | Just tell him to SIT in your sternest bark. | 1.3308 | 0.03707 | 266 | 197 | 50 | 19 |
665 | Be cool, Rover, it’s just Ken Cuccinelli’s replacement for the Statue of Liberty!” | 1.3308 | 0.03802 | 266 | 201 | 41 | 23 |
666 | Just pee. | 1.3308 | 0.03669 | 266 | 196 | 52 | 18 |
667 | Ok, Rufus, here's where you earn your keep. | 1.3308 | 0.03630 | 266 | 195 | 54 | 17 |
668 | Bark -- see what happens. | 1.3308 | 0.03345 | 266 | 188 | 68 | 10 |
669 | Attack, Toby, attack! | 1.3308 | 0.03669 | 266 | 196 | 52 | 18 |
670 | well ? | 1.3308 | 0.03591 | 266 | 194 | 56 | 16 |
671 | That's you on steroids. | 1.3308 | 0.03591 | 266 | 194 | 56 | 16 |
672 | Now is not the time to pretend you’re a hunting dog. | 1.3308 | 0.03470 | 266 | 191 | 62 | 13 |
673 | Dammit, what does it take to make you crap faster? | 1.3306 | 0.03919 | 242 | 180 | 44 | 18 |
674 | How am I supposed to know how it self-identifies? | 1.3304 | 0.04003 | 227 | 168 | 43 | 16 |
675 | My fight or flight instinct is choosing the latter. How about yours? | 1.3296 | 0.03591 | 270 | 198 | 55 | 17 |
676 | Just be home by 10. | 1.3296 | 0.03778 | 270 | 203 | 45 | 22 |
677 | See what happens when you grow up without a leash? | 1.3296 | 0.03500 | 267 | 193 | 60 | 14 |
678 | No, Brutus. You are not looking into a mirror. | 1.3296 | 0.03657 | 267 | 197 | 52 | 18 |
679 | Alright, next time we're following my instincts. Yours are clearly broken. | 1.3296 | 0.03579 | 267 | 195 | 56 | 16 |
680 | Sic 'im, boy. | 1.3296 | 0.03500 | 267 | 193 | 60 | 14 |
681 | That's where being off-leash can lead. | 1.3296 | 0.03500 | 267 | 203 | 46 | 18 |
682 | You think he runs away from the neighbors cat? | 1.3296 | 0.03619 | 267 | 196 | 54 | 17 |
683 | No more walks in the moonlight. | 1.3296 | 0.03657 | 267 | 197 | 52 | 18 |
684 | Don't worry. He's more afraid of you than you are of him. | 1.3296 | 0.03733 | 267 | 199 | 48 | 20 |
685 | I know dogs usually don’t know their own size, but trust me on this one. | 1.3294 | 0.03637 | 252 | 183 | 55 | 14 |
686 | Hurry up. | 1.3284 | 0.03646 | 268 | 198 | 52 | 18 |
687 | Steady boy , he’s an endangered species . | 1.3284 | 0.03646 | 268 | 198 | 52 | 18 |
688 | What do you think? Is he a good boy? | 1.3284 | 0.03684 | 268 | 199 | 50 | 19 |
689 | Trust me his bark is much worse than his bite. | 1.3282 | 0.03623 | 262 | 192 | 54 | 16 |
690 | Luke...meet your father. | 1.3282 | 0.03820 | 262 | 197 | 44 | 21 |
691 | Whatever you do, don’t cry woof. | 1.3282 | 0.03820 | 262 | 197 | 44 | 21 |
692 | Are you sure that was who was under your bed? | 1.3282 | 0.03781 | 262 | 196 | 46 | 20 |
693 | OK, but I still wasn't wrong when I said you were crying wolf. | 1.3282 | 0.03372 | 262 | 186 | 66 | 10 |
694 | I told you it didn't sound like a Basset Hound! | 1.3282 | 0.03623 | 262 | 192 | 54 | 16 |
695 | I don’t suppose you can convince him that you’re the alpha dog? | 1.3282 | 0.03703 | 262 | 194 | 50 | 18 |
696 | Beg like you've never begged before. | 1.3282 | 0.03733 | 259 | 192 | 49 | 18 |
697 | See why we never walk this way? | 1.3279 | 0.03638 | 247 | 179 | 55 | 13 |
698 | I think I'll let you handle this. | 1.3271 | 0.03478 | 269 | 195 | 60 | 14 |
699 | No worries. It's just Jack Nicholson, | 1.3270 | 0.03612 | 263 | 196 | 50 | 17 |
700 | ...I don't care if she's in heat, this isn't ideal. | 1.3270 | 0.03769 | 263 | 197 | 46 | 20 |
701 | You should see his owner... | 1.3269 | 0.03953 | 260 | 199 | 37 | 24 |
702 | What did I tell you about marking your territory? | 1.3269 | 0.03760 | 260 | 194 | 47 | 19 |
703 | Now do you understand the difference between Good Dog and Bad Dog? | 1.3269 | 0.03799 | 260 | 195 | 45 | 20 |
704 | Where's that ferocious bark the mailman gets every day? | 1.3269 | 0.03473 | 260 | 191 | 55 | 14 |
705 | And where was that famous sense of smell three minutes ago? | 1.3269 | 0.03473 | 260 | 187 | 61 | 12 |
706 | You are not allowed to sniff his behind. | 1.3269 | 0.03799 | 260 | 195 | 45 | 20 |
707 | See what happens to doggies who don’t get their vaccines? | 1.3269 | 0.03599 | 260 | 190 | 55 | 15 |
708 | Just because he howls all night doesn't mean you're allowed to. | 1.3269 | 0.03515 | 260 | 188 | 59 | 13 |
709 | Well... what are you waiting for? Go sniff his butt. | 1.3269 | 0.03760 | 260 | 194 | 47 | 19 |
710 | Keep me calm, service dog, keep me calm. | 1.3269 | 0.03760 | 260 | 194 | 47 | 19 |
711 | Okay, Mr. Obedience School graduate, let's hear your plan. | 1.3269 | 0.03680 | 260 | 192 | 51 | 17 |
712 | Let's come back for your bone another day. | 1.3269 | 0.03386 | 260 | 185 | 65 | 10 |
713 | I guess now that he peed on it, you have to, too? | 1.3269 | 0.03799 | 260 | 195 | 45 | 20 |
714 | I bet that’s who didn’t pick up his poo | 1.3269 | 0.03599 | 260 | 190 | 55 | 15 |
715 | Your DNA results say this is your great, great, great grandmother. | 1.3269 | 0.03557 | 260 | 189 | 57 | 14 |
716 | You’ll need to find a new favorite spot to pee. | 1.3269 | 0.03640 | 260 | 191 | 53 | 16 |
717 | Steady.. Steady... Wait for my signal. | 1.3269 | 0.03720 | 260 | 193 | 49 | 18 |
718 | See? I told you it was nothing. | 1.3269 | 0.03720 | 260 | 193 | 49 | 18 |
719 | Oh, so this is why the pups look like that. | 1.3269 | 0.03680 | 260 | 192 | 51 | 17 |
720 | Well, you're the one who wanted to find your biological father. | 1.3269 | 0.03640 | 260 | 191 | 53 | 16 |
721 | Nice job Snoopy, he looks terrified! | 1.3269 | 0.03720 | 260 | 193 | 49 | 18 |
722 | Now there's a bad doggie! | 1.3269 | 0.03320 | 260 | 199 | 47 | 14 |
723 | Relax, he just wants to sniff your butt. | 1.3268 | 0.03791 | 257 | 192 | 46 | 19 |
724 | Fish and Game must have reintroduced them. | 1.3268 | 0.03710 | 257 | 190 | 50 | 17 |
725 | Donald Trump has changed his costume to reflect his personality! | 1.3268 | 0.03870 | 257 | 196 | 39 | 22 |
726 | Ok, you win. Next full moon I'll let you shit on the rug. | 1.3268 | 0.03870 | 257 | 194 | 42 | 21 |
727 | It’s bad enough I have to pick yours up! | 1.3268 | 0.03627 | 257 | 188 | 54 | 15 |
728 | Woof? That's all you've got, woof? | 1.3268 | 0.03389 | 257 | 185 | 61 | 11 |
729 | Great, do you have to go and sniff everything? | 1.3268 | 0.03366 | 257 | 194 | 49 | 14 |
730 | This is what we trained for. Sic 'em. | 1.3268 | 0.03669 | 257 | 189 | 52 | 16 |
731 | He is harmless. Just ignore his incessant Twitter feed. | 1.3268 | 0.03909 | 257 | 195 | 40 | 22 |
732 | I think we should go to the small dog section of the park. | 1.3268 | 0.03710 | 257 | 190 | 50 | 17 |
733 | He used to be a dog who wasn't a good boy. | 1.3262 | 0.03779 | 233 | 170 | 50 | 13 |
734 | Don't judge, Bailey. Not everyone was lucky enough o find a forever home. | 1.3257 | 0.03708 | 261 | 194 | 49 | 18 |
735 | Now who needs emotional support?” | 1.3257 | 0.03708 | 261 | 194 | 49 | 18 |
736 | See, that’s what happens if you run away overnight Rex. | 1.3257 | 0.03375 | 261 | 199 | 47 | 15 |
737 | Let's hope he had lunch. | 1.3257 | 0.03668 | 261 | 193 | 51 | 17 |
738 | C'mon boy, show him who's the daytime alpha male. | 1.3256 | 0.03857 | 258 | 195 | 42 | 21 |
739 | So I guess now’s as good a time as any to prove that whole ‘man’s best friend’ business. | 1.3256 | 0.03218 | 258 | 190 | 56 | 12 |
740 | And you just had to be cuter than that big Doberman at the shelter. | 1.3250 | 0.03796 | 240 | 177 | 48 | 15 |
741 | I see my ex-brother-in-law still vacations at this lake. | 1.3242 | 0.03837 | 256 | 193 | 43 | 20 |
742 | No, he is not another dog and he doesn't want to play. | 1.3242 | 0.03589 | 256 | 187 | 55 | 14 |
743 | Not barking, Fred? I admire your restraint. | 1.3242 | 0.03876 | 256 | 194 | 41 | 21 |
744 | It would appear that one of us is about to drop down a notch on the food chain. | 1.3242 | 0.03756 | 256 | 191 | 47 | 18 |
745 | Oh boy, what did your little emergency bring us this time? | 1.3242 | 0.03796 | 256 | 195 | 41 | 20 |
746 | I see you finished your business. | 1.3241 | 0.03660 | 253 | 186 | 52 | 15 |
747 | Don’t scare him! | 1.3241 | 0.03787 | 253 | 189 | 46 | 18 |
748 | Go straight for his nuts! | 1.3241 | 0.03949 | 253 | 193 | 38 | 22 |
749 | Not as scary as mom driving too fast in an SUV, jacked up on Starbucks, and late for soccer practice. | 1.3241 | 0.03617 | 253 | 185 | 54 | 14 |
750 | Halloween comes early at The White House. | 1.3238 | 0.04176 | 244 | 190 | 29 | 25 |
751 | Apparently someone isn't aware of the leash laws at this park. | 1.3230 | 0.03620 | 257 | 191 | 50 | 16 |
752 | Well come on, Beowulf! | 1.3230 | 0.03703 | 257 | 191 | 49 | 17 |
753 | Be a good boy. Show Sasquatch how to sit. | 1.3230 | 0.03863 | 257 | 195 | 41 | 21 |
754 | You've got this Rex." | 1.3228 | 0.03691 | 254 | 188 | 50 | 16 |
755 | Be a good boy and apologize for marking its territory. | 1.3227 | 0.03677 | 251 | 185 | 51 | 15 |
756 | Not to worry, Rex. It's only a metaphor. | 1.3227 | 0.03721 | 251 | 186 | 49 | 16 |
757 | If its tail is wagging we’re okay | 1.3227 | 0.03500 | 251 | 181 | 59 | 11 |
758 | And that's why you ended up with me after the divorce. | 1.3227 | 0.03763 | 251 | 187 | 47 | 17 |
759 | Your turn to rescue me, buddy. | 1.3226 | 0.03480 | 248 | 178 | 60 | 10 |
760 | I think he stepped in it. | 1.3226 | 0.03707 | 248 | 183 | 50 | 15 |
761 | I pay for obedience school, and you don't know the word "sic"? | 1.3224 | 0.03782 | 245 | 182 | 47 | 16 |
762 | He better pick that up | 1.3216 | 0.03786 | 227 | 171 | 41 | 15 |
763 | Don't chase it; it's not a squirrel. | 1.3214 | 0.03622 | 252 | 185 | 53 | 14 |
764 | This is what happens when you don't drain the swamp. | 1.3213 | 0.03824 | 249 | 187 | 44 | 18 |
765 | I saw that tail wag you traitor! | 1.3213 | 0.03561 | 249 | 181 | 56 | 12 |
766 | This dog park sucks every full moon. | 1.3213 | 0.03651 | 249 | 183 | 52 | 14 |
767 | This will help you get ready for tomorrow, when our new baby kitten arrives. | 1.3211 | 0.03941 | 246 | 187 | 39 | 20 |
768 | Now would be a good time to release that inner wolf. | 1.3211 | 0.03680 | 246 | 181 | 51 | 14 |
769 | I don’t think that ‘woof,woof’ is having much effect here... | 1.3207 | 0.03820 | 237 | 176 | 46 | 15 |
770 | You always bark at the littlest things! What is it now? | 1.3200 | 0.03682 | 250 | 185 | 50 | 15 |
771 | Yes, yes, you were right. You can stop barking now, okay? | 1.3200 | 0.03638 | 250 | 184 | 52 | 14 |
772 | Remind me to stop taking you on walks during a full moon. | 1.3198 | 0.03756 | 247 | 184 | 47 | 16 |
773 | Get a good look, Bowser. This is the last of the Satanic She-Wolves that once roamed these hills by the thousands. | 1.3198 | 0.03712 | 247 | 183 | 49 | 15 |
774 | Don't worry, Buster. We all know that Trump turning into a werewolf is fake news. | 1.3197 | 0.03605 | 244 | 178 | 54 | 12 |
775 | If he wants to sniff, I say let him | 1.3197 | 0.03558 | 244 | 177 | 56 | 11 |
776 | Well...I don’t know about you, but MY bladder is empty. | 1.3197 | 0.03510 | 244 | 176 | 58 | 10 |
777 | No more puddles in the apartment, or he moves in with us! | 1.3197 | 0.03962 | 244 | 186 | 38 | 20 |
778 | You know, you really should have given me a heads up about this. | 1.3197 | 0.03698 | 244 | 180 | 50 | 14 |
779 | No we can't keep him! It's hard enough feeding that Sasquatch we found last week. | 1.3197 | 0.03605 | 244 | 178 | 54 | 12 |
780 | I just remembered, Monday is Presidents' Day | 1.3197 | 0.04004 | 244 | 187 | 36 | 21 |
781 | Looks like Fluffy is due for a rabies shot. | 1.3197 | 0.03962 | 244 | 186 | 38 | 20 |
782 | How come he gets to be off leash? | 1.3197 | 0.03876 | 244 | 184 | 42 | 18 |
783 | So much for the leash law. | 1.3197 | 0.03788 | 244 | 182 | 46 | 16 |
784 | If you went to the gym you could look like that. | 1.3197 | 0.03698 | 244 | 180 | 50 | 14 |
785 | No, we can't take it home to keep you company. | 1.3188 | 0.04005 | 229 | 173 | 39 | 17 |
786 | Don’t get any big ideas. | 1.3187 | 0.03756 | 251 | 188 | 46 | 17 |
787 | For the first and last time, Casey regretted not getting the Rottweiler instead of the beagle. | 1.3185 | 0.03655 | 248 | 183 | 51 | 14 |
788 | No, you can't keep it. | 1.3185 | 0.03830 | 248 | 187 | 43 | 18 |
789 | Take me for a walk, you whined. What don't you understand about a full moon? | 1.3184 | 0.03730 | 245 | 182 | 48 | 15 |
790 | This is your final watchdog test. | 1.3182 | 0.03761 | 242 | 180 | 47 | 15 |
791 | That's the last time I'm sharing my stash with you. | 1.3182 | 0.03669 | 242 | 178 | 51 | 13 |
792 | You bark at leaves but this you’re okay with? | 1.3182 | 0.03761 | 242 | 180 | 47 | 15 |
793 | will you stop with the wistful gaze! | 1.3176 | 0.03762 | 233 | 172 | 48 | 13 |
794 | Nope, don't have to pee anymore. | 1.3169 | 0.03748 | 243 | 181 | 47 | 15 |
795 | All he needs is an emotional support animal. | 1.3169 | 0.03562 | 243 | 177 | 55 | 11 |
796 | I really wish people would obey the leash laws. | 1.3169 | 0.03748 | 243 | 181 | 47 | 15 |
797 | Go ahead – I dare you to mark this territory. | 1.3169 | 0.03748 | 243 | 181 | 47 | 15 |
798 | You can take him! I got your back | 1.3169 | 0.03748 | 243 | 181 | 47 | 15 |
799 | And this is why I don't let you off leash. Capiche? | 1.3169 | 0.03882 | 243 | 184 | 41 | 18 |
800 | He used to be Loch Ness monster before climate change. | 1.3169 | 0.03882 | 243 | 184 | 41 | 18 |
801 | Where's all your 'yap, yap, yapping' now?! | 1.3169 | 0.03656 | 243 | 179 | 51 | 13 |
802 | Uh, this is the part where you heroically sacrifice yourself to save me. | 1.3167 | 0.03825 | 240 | 180 | 44 | 16 |
803 | How's this walk working out for you buddy? | 1.3167 | 0.03779 | 240 | 179 | 46 | 15 |
804 | I told you this walk would kill me. | 1.3160 | 0.04022 | 231 | 176 | 37 | 18 |
805 | Bite down hard on its ankle while I run and get help. | 1.3160 | 0.03830 | 231 | 172 | 45 | 14 |
806 | See what happens when you go off your meds? | 1.3160 | 0.04114 | 231 | 178 | 33 | 20 |
807 | Have you been swiping right again? | 1.3156 | 0.03597 | 244 | 179 | 53 | 12 |
808 | No matter how much you howl at the moon, you won't be like him | 1.3156 | 0.03502 | 244 | 187 | 44 | 13 |
809 | I might need to borrow your waste bag. | 1.3156 | 0.03824 | 244 | 184 | 43 | 17 |
810 | Say hello, Toby, to the nice monster! | 1.3156 | 0.03597 | 244 | 179 | 53 | 12 |
811 | You ask him why he gets to be off-leash | 1.3156 | 0.03735 | 244 | 182 | 47 | 15 |
812 | I don’t have to outrun the monster; just you, Puddles. | 1.3156 | 0.03689 | 244 | 181 | 49 | 14 |
813 | That's you on drugs. | 1.3151 | 0.03844 | 238 | 179 | 43 | 16 |
814 | Oh, sure, NOW you’re quiet.” | 1.3151 | 0.03751 | 238 | 177 | 47 | 14 |
815 | Whatever you do, don't try to sniff his butt! | 1.3151 | 0.03703 | 238 | 176 | 49 | 13 |
816 | Sick em, Doris! | 1.3151 | 0.04025 | 238 | 183 | 35 | 20 |
817 | And that's why you get your shots. | 1.3151 | 0.03844 | 238 | 179 | 43 | 16 |
818 | Fito, how are the mushrooms affecting you now? | 1.3151 | 0.03703 | 238 | 176 | 49 | 13 |
819 | Who's the good snack? Your the good snack.Good snack! | 1.3151 | 0.03751 | 238 | 177 | 47 | 14 |
820 | Well looks like we’ll both be covered in fur and running on all fours, next full moon. | 1.3151 | 0.03751 | 238 | 177 | 47 | 14 |
821 | ‘’Go back to where you came from, Stephen Miller. This is Canada, land of the free. The US is over there across the river.’ | 1.3149 | 0.04016 | 235 | 180 | 36 | 19 |
822 | I suppose it’s time I explained to you about puberty. | 1.3149 | 0.03925 | 235 | 178 | 40 | 17 |
823 | Poop in the house again and he's coming to visit. | 1.3147 | 0.03864 | 232 | 176 | 40 | 16 |
824 | Maybe this will make you go poop. | 1.3147 | 0.03960 | 232 | 176 | 39 | 17 |
825 | I see he didn’t make his master schlep out in the cold with a leash ... and would it kill you to bark? | 1.3142 | 0.04081 | 226 | 173 | 35 | 18 |
826 | Don't make the first move. | 1.3136 | 0.04058 | 220 | 167 | 37 | 16 |
827 | You should see what MY ancestors look like! | 1.3136 | 0.03864 | 236 | 178 | 42 | 16 |
828 | Told you we should't have kids | 1.3136 | 0.03817 | 236 | 177 | 44 | 15 |
829 | Ok barking hasn't worked, now what? | 1.3136 | 0.03864 | 236 | 178 | 42 | 16 |
830 | Beauty, meet Beast. | 1.3133 | 0.03753 | 233 | 173 | 47 | 13 |
831 | Oh, sure, NOW you're not barking! | 1.3133 | 0.03703 | 233 | 172 | 49 | 12 |
832 | He's your new trainer. | 1.3130 | 0.03632 | 230 | 168 | 52 | 10 |
833 | Yeah, "shortcut" | 1.3122 | 0.03708 | 237 | 176 | 48 | 13 |
834 | I don't think I brought enough doggie bags for the both of you. | 1.3122 | 0.03708 | 237 | 181 | 41 | 15 |
835 | What do you mean, no? | 1.3120 | 0.03836 | 234 | 176 | 43 | 15 |
836 | So this is the Ancestry DNA match you were telling me about? | 1.3120 | 0.03640 | 234 | 172 | 51 | 11 |
837 | Next time swipe left. | 1.3117 | 0.03771 | 231 | 172 | 46 | 13 |
838 | You would if you were truly my best friend. | 1.3117 | 0.03566 | 231 | 168 | 54 | 9 |
839 | I think he wants to play. | 1.3117 | 0.03771 | 231 | 172 | 46 | 13 |
840 | I told you it wasn’t a squirrel | 1.3117 | 0.03821 | 231 | 173 | 44 | 14 |
841 | Please don't sniff his butt. | 1.3117 | 0.03870 | 231 | 174 | 42 | 15 |
842 | I bet you he finishes all his canned food. | 1.3117 | 0.03918 | 231 | 175 | 40 | 16 |
843 | You were sure that you were the "alpha" with the Pomeranians and pugs back at the dog park, weren't you? | 1.3114 | 0.03595 | 228 | 166 | 53 | 9 |
844 | It thinks you’re cute...... | 1.3108 | 0.03976 | 222 | 168 | 39 | 15 |
845 | Ten bucks says he's a contractor. | 1.3103 | 0.03807 | 232 | 174 | 44 | 14 |
846 | Remember, your both good boys, or at least that's what the president thinks! | 1.3103 | 0.03855 | 232 | 175 | 42 | 15 |
847 | Every family's got one. | 1.3103 | 0.03807 | 232 | 174 | 44 | 14 |
848 | Am I the only one that saw the "keep pets on leash" sign? | 1.3100 | 0.03790 | 229 | 171 | 45 | 13 |
849 | Please Can we get a dog? You'll never have to walk it, they said." | 1.3100 | 0.04128 | 229 | 178 | 31 | 20 |
850 | I thought you barked 'Timmy's stuck in the well!' | 1.3100 | 0.03739 | 229 | 170 | 47 | 12 |
851 | He’s from a recently melted glacier in Greenland. | 1.3100 | 0.03987 | 229 | 175 | 37 | 17 |
852 | He is an emotional support animal. | 1.3100 | 0.03840 | 229 | 172 | 43 | 14 |
853 | Well we can count on you not to jump on his leg | 1.3100 | 0.03889 | 229 | 173 | 41 | 15 |
854 | Are you happy with your DNA test results NOW? | 1.3100 | 0.03840 | 229 | 172 | 43 | 14 |
855 | This is the last time I play ‘find something starting with W’ with you” | 1.3100 | 0.03739 | 229 | 170 | 47 | 12 |
856 | No, I'm sorry. You can't pet him. | 1.3100 | 0.03635 | 229 | 178 | 37 | 14 |
857 | I don't think he wants to share his stick. | 1.3100 | 0.03790 | 229 | 171 | 45 | 13 |
858 | "And you tell me that you met through a dating app? | 1.3100 | 0.03790 | 229 | 171 | 45 | 13 |
859 | He may promise you no leash, but the devil you know is better than the devil you don't. | 1.3100 | 0.03687 | 229 | 169 | 49 | 11 |
860 | If I let you off leash, you promise to play nice? | 1.3100 | 0.03790 | 229 | 171 | 45 | 13 |
861 | Jerry, eat a snickers... | 1.3100 | 0.04035 | 229 | 176 | 35 | 18 |
862 | See? This what happens when you refuse to take your shots! | 1.3100 | 0.03889 | 229 | 173 | 41 | 15 |
863 | Don’t worry, he’ll be heading back to high school soon. | 1.3100 | 0.03790 | 229 | 171 | 45 | 13 |
864 | Just sniff each other and see what happens. | 1.3100 | 0.03635 | 229 | 168 | 51 | 10 |
865 | I’ve seen worse—these days it’s in the White House. | 1.3100 | 0.04082 | 229 | 177 | 33 | 19 |
866 | What about walking a dog makes it OK for anyone to approach you? | 1.3100 | 0.03840 | 229 | 172 | 43 | 14 |
867 | Now you know what happens when you nibble those wild mushrooms! | 1.3100 | 0.03889 | 229 | 173 | 41 | 15 |
868 | Get ready to run......I'm gonna criticize his personal hygiene to see what happens. | 1.3100 | 0.03840 | 229 | 172 | 43 | 14 |
869 | You're sure there was nothing unusual about that bone you buried here last week? | 1.3100 | 0.03739 | 229 | 170 | 47 | 12 |
870 | He may look big and scary, but he's your father. | 1.3100 | 0.03790 | 229 | 171 | 45 | 13 |
871 | He says he's the Chosen one. | 1.3100 | 0.03987 | 229 | 175 | 37 | 17 |
872 | That's what happens to doggies who pee inside. | 1.3100 | 0.03889 | 229 | 173 | 41 | 15 |
873 | This is the moment I have spoiled you for. | 1.3100 | 0.03889 | 229 | 173 | 41 | 15 |
874 | I knew I should have picked the Rottweiler. | 1.3100 | 0.03687 | 229 | 169 | 49 | 11 |
875 | Is your dog friendly? | 1.3100 | 0.03687 | 229 | 169 | 49 | 11 |
876 | Don't worry, I heard he's had his rabies shot. | 1.3100 | 0.03938 | 229 | 174 | 39 | 16 |
877 | Now would be an appropriate time to bark | 1.3100 | 0.03739 | 229 | 170 | 47 | 12 |
878 | Didn’t I tell you those off-brand ancestry kits are unreliable? | 1.3100 | 0.03840 | 229 | 172 | 43 | 14 |
879 | Does he make you feel as inadequate as I feel? | 1.3100 | 0.03790 | 229 | 171 | 45 | 13 |
880 | There, you scared him. Are you happy now! | 1.3097 | 0.03719 | 226 | 167 | 48 | 11 |
881 | Ready to go home? | 1.3087 | 0.03875 | 230 | 174 | 41 | 15 |
882 | And this dream is courtesy of my running shoe you ate yesterday. | 1.3087 | 0.03826 | 230 | 173 | 43 | 14 |
883 | You know I can outrun you. | 1.3087 | 0.03776 | 230 | 172 | 45 | 13 |
884 | Honestly, his profile looked different on the dog walking app. | 1.3087 | 0.03875 | 230 | 174 | 41 | 15 |
885 | Yeah, he does look lost, but I'm still not calling his master. | 1.3087 | 0.03826 | 230 | 173 | 43 | 14 |
886 | Don't bark--you may aggravate a Trump follower. | 1.3087 | 0.04019 | 230 | 177 | 35 | 18 |
887 | You're sure Timmy fell down the well? | 1.3084 | 0.04008 | 227 | 174 | 36 | 17 |
888 | If you would stop chasing the squirrels, you, too, could be off your leash. | 1.3084 | 0.03859 | 227 | 171 | 42 | 14 |
889 | No, it's not real. Just go pee on it as usual. | 1.3084 | 0.03910 | 227 | 172 | 40 | 15 |
890 | Don't worry. It only eats humans. | 1.3084 | 0.03757 | 227 | 169 | 46 | 12 |
891 | Someone you know? | 1.3084 | 0.03757 | 227 | 169 | 46 | 12 |
892 | Don't worry. He's got a collar. | 1.3084 | 0.03859 | 227 | 171 | 42 | 14 |
893 | Still want to pee in the house? | 1.3084 | 0.03910 | 227 | 172 | 40 | 15 |
894 | Stand down,Thor, and let him pass. | 1.3084 | 0.03910 | 227 | 172 | 40 | 15 |
895 | This is what you woke me up for? | 1.3080 | 0.03737 | 224 | 166 | 47 | 11 |
896 | Don't worry.Mom's only like this when the moon is full. | 1.3080 | 0.03996 | 224 | 171 | 37 | 16 |
897 | That's right - just stand tall and make yourself look bigger than you really are | 1.3080 | 0.03894 | 224 | 169 | 41 | 14 |
898 | You bite the mailman but with him you want to play? | 1.3080 | 0.03945 | 224 | 170 | 39 | 15 |
899 | It's time you met my mother-in-law. | 1.3080 | 0.04143 | 224 | 174 | 31 | 19 |
900 | See, the full moon affects everyone a little differently. | 1.3080 | 0.03945 | 224 | 170 | 39 | 15 |
901 | This is what happens to bad dogs who chew slippers and pee on the carpet. | 1.3080 | 0.04191 | 224 | 175 | 29 | 20 |
902 | To be the devil's advocate, you do look quite tasty. | 1.3077 | 0.04041 | 208 | 157 | 38 | 13 |
903 | Just for appearances sake, could you growl a a little? | 1.3074 | 0.03811 | 231 | 174 | 43 | 14 |
904 | Sic 'em!” | 1.3070 | 0.03691 | 228 | 169 | 48 | 11 |
905 | Play dead. | 1.3070 | 0.03944 | 228 | 174 | 38 | 16 |
906 | Do your snarl, Tobey. | 1.3070 | 0.03794 | 228 | 171 | 44 | 13 |
907 | Alright, I'm sorry I accused you of making all that noise. Are you happy now? | 1.3067 | 0.03828 | 225 | 169 | 43 | 13 |
908 | Don't get too close. He might have fleas. | 1.3063 | 0.04017 | 222 | 170 | 36 | 16 |
909 | You told me your cousin was a goldendoodle mix. | 1.3063 | 0.03914 | 222 | 168 | 40 | 14 |
910 | How many times do I have to tell the neighbors not to use that high-protein dog food they buy at the fitness center. | 1.3063 | 0.03914 | 222 | 168 | 40 | 14 |
911 | I've told you this already - size doesn't matter. | 1.3063 | 0.03966 | 222 | 169 | 38 | 15 |
912 | This off-leash dog park is really getting out of hand. | 1.3063 | 0.03755 | 222 | 165 | 46 | 11 |
913 | Yes, seriously, this is why I got you! | 1.3059 | 0.03676 | 219 | 161 | 49 | 9 |
914 | I can't prove it, but I'm thinking it was you who took Daddy's special mushrooms. | 1.3056 | 0.03878 | 216 | 162 | 42 | 12 |
915 | Well, her profile did say she was a dog person. | 1.3053 | 0.03813 | 226 | 170 | 43 | 13 |
916 | I'm not sure "his bark is bigger than his bite" applies here. | 1.3049 | 0.03740 | 223 | 166 | 46 | 11 |
917 | You couldn’t have gone at home, huh? | 1.3045 | 0.03987 | 220 | 170 | 34 | 16 |
918 | This is what all that crazy barking of yours was about? | 1.3045 | 0.03773 | 220 | 168 | 39 | 13 |
919 | Don't even think about it. | 1.3045 | 0.03882 | 220 | 166 | 41 | 13 |
920 | Go big or go home. | 1.3045 | 0.03604 | 220 | 161 | 51 | 8 |
921 | Remember how I said one day you'll thank me for having you spayed? | 1.3045 | 0.03987 | 220 | 168 | 37 | 15 |
922 | No. I'll pick it up when the moon isn't full. | 1.3045 | 0.03828 | 220 | 165 | 43 | 12 |
923 | You're up, Sparky! | 1.3045 | 0.03773 | 220 | 164 | 45 | 11 |
924 | Look and learn. This is how I want you to be when my ex-wife comes to the door. | 1.3045 | 0.03935 | 220 | 167 | 39 | 14 |
925 | Oh, so maybe you're not the top-dog | 1.3041 | 0.04129 | 217 | 168 | 32 | 17 |
926 | You sure this is the guy who bit you, Jen? | 1.3041 | 0.03807 | 217 | 162 | 44 | 11 |
927 | Don’t worry, he’s all gruesome, bloodcurdling howling and no bite | 1.3041 | 0.03635 | 217 | 159 | 50 | 8 |
928 | Don’t worry. It’s just another Trump supporter. | 1.3041 | 0.03971 | 217 | 165 | 38 | 14 |
929 | Pretty sure your flea collar isn't gonna do much for you here. | 1.3041 | 0.03917 | 217 | 164 | 40 | 13 |
930 | So, where's your inner wolf when we need it ? | 1.3041 | 0.03693 | 217 | 160 | 48 | 9 |
931 | What do you suggest now, Mr Peabody? | 1.3041 | 0.04025 | 217 | 166 | 36 | 15 |
932 | Oh great... Your mother is here... | 1.3041 | 0.03807 | 217 | 162 | 44 | 11 |
933 | Lucky for you I'm a vegan monster. | 1.3041 | 0.03917 | 217 | 164 | 40 | 13 |
934 | Let's find a new favorite rock to pee on. | 1.3041 | 0.03862 | 217 | 163 | 42 | 12 |
935 | Because the law requires you to have a leash, that's why. | 1.3041 | 0.03917 | 217 | 164 | 40 | 13 |
936 | Return Of Drain The Swamp Thing | 1.3041 | 0.04181 | 217 | 169 | 30 | 18 |
937 | If we get out of this alive, I'm going to need that extra poop bag. | 1.3041 | 0.03862 | 217 | 163 | 42 | 12 |
938 | Don't be afraid. He will only be a one term president. | 1.3041 | 0.04231 | 217 | 170 | 28 | 19 |
939 | I just hope they name the species after me | 1.3041 | 0.03917 | 217 | 164 | 40 | 13 |
940 | Don't get any ideas, Fluffy | 1.3041 | 0.03576 | 217 | 158 | 52 | 7 |
941 | OK here's you big chance, sick 'em! | 1.3041 | 0.03862 | 217 | 163 | 42 | 12 |
942 | At least pretend to defend me! | 1.3041 | 0.03750 | 217 | 161 | 46 | 10 |
943 | Just remember how you clobbered that Bichon Frise. | 1.3036 | 0.04115 | 168 | 123 | 39 | 6 |
944 | Feel free to bare your teeth and launch yourself into the air to protect me. | 1.3033 | 0.04103 | 211 | 162 | 34 | 15 |
945 | Is it okay if it pets you? | 1.3032 | 0.03813 | 221 | 166 | 43 | 12 |
946 | The dog park during a full moon wasn't a good idea. | 1.3032 | 0.03704 | 221 | 164 | 47 | 10 |
947 | We're naming him 'Rover' and the two of you will just have to work out arrangements about the doggie bed. | 1.3032 | 0.03919 | 221 | 168 | 39 | 14 |
948 | He's your relative, you talk to him. | 1.3028 | 0.03902 | 218 | 165 | 40 | 13 |
949 | Remember: Never show fear. That's my job | 1.3028 | 0.03847 | 218 | 164 | 42 | 12 |
950 | Don't worry, it's just Brexit. It doesn't actually exist | 1.3028 | 0.04009 | 218 | 167 | 36 | 15 |
951 | Well, you wanted to meet your biological dad... | 1.3028 | 0.03792 | 218 | 163 | 44 | 11 |
952 | I dare you to sniff its butt. | 1.3018 | 0.03956 | 222 | 170 | 37 | 15 |
953 | See what happens when you ditch doggy day-care? | 1.3010 | 0.04224 | 206 | 160 | 30 | 16 |
954 | Is this why you never want to go out for a walk? | 1.3010 | 0.03993 | 206 | 156 | 38 | 12 |
955 | Beautiful night for a moon dance. | 1.3009 | 0.04030 | 216 | 166 | 35 | 15 |
956 | He's vegan | 1.3009 | 0.03811 | 216 | 162 | 43 | 11 |
957 | That's what we have trained for. Attack Snoopy. | 1.3009 | 0.03754 | 216 | 161 | 45 | 10 |
958 | You said you were bored and wanted more excitement in your life. | 1.3005 | 0.03959 | 213 | 162 | 38 | 13 |
959 | I have a scary thought. | 1.3005 | 0.03845 | 213 | 160 | 42 | 11 |
960 | I told you, I hate visiting your family on full moon days... | 1.3005 | 0.04014 | 213 | 163 | 36 | 14 |
961 | Every dog has it’s day but I think you should probably leave the nights to this fella. | 1.2991 | 0.03830 | 214 | 161 | 42 | 11 |
962 | Specifically, what part of you is Pit Bull? | 1.2991 | 0.03830 | 214 | 161 | 42 | 11 |
963 | Sic 'em, Bruno.... | 1.2991 | 0.03943 | 214 | 163 | 38 | 13 |
964 | Oscar, I guess you just pissed on the wrong tree | 1.2991 | 0.03887 | 214 | 162 | 40 | 12 |
965 | No barking, Milo. We don’t want to scare it. | 1.2986 | 0.03923 | 211 | 160 | 39 | 12 |
966 | What a CUTE dog you have! He doesn’t bite, does he? | 1.2986 | 0.03923 | 211 | 160 | 39 | 12 |
967 | Sendak unplugged. | 1.2986 | 0.03980 | 211 | 161 | 37 | 13 |
968 | It’s either the full moon or the new dog food? | 1.2986 | 0.03865 | 211 | 159 | 41 | 11 |
969 | Beagle, Beezlebub. Beezlebub, Beagle. | 1.2986 | 0.03980 | 211 | 161 | 37 | 13 |
970 | Now you know why I don't let Barry take you for a walk during the full moon. | 1.2986 | 0.04036 | 211 | 162 | 35 | 14 |
971 | Just take the damn picture. | 1.2986 | 0.04036 | 211 | 162 | 35 | 14 |
972 | I told you what can happen to you if you drink out of the toilet! | 1.2986 | 0.03865 | 211 | 159 | 41 | 11 |
973 | This is the ex I was telling you about. | 1.2986 | 0.03980 | 211 | 161 | 37 | 13 |
974 | This dog park isn't so crowded in the evening. | 1.2986 | 0.03923 | 211 | 160 | 39 | 12 |
975 | We are NOT taking him home. | 1.2986 | 0.03980 | 211 | 161 | 37 | 13 |
976 | You see, Fido, THAT’S the way to howl at the moon. | 1.2986 | 0.03923 | 211 | 160 | 39 | 12 |
977 | This is why I wanted a cat. | 1.2986 | 0.03806 | 211 | 158 | 43 | 10 |
978 | Yes, he's principal of that new obedience school. | 1.2986 | 0.03980 | 211 | 163 | 34 | 14 |
979 | Who knew the Chosen One would look like this. | 1.2986 | 0.03624 | 211 | 155 | 49 | 7 |
980 | This is when we both make a poopy. | 1.2986 | 0.04036 | 211 | 162 | 35 | 14 |
981 | Is that you Donald? | 1.2986 | 0.04147 | 211 | 164 | 31 | 16 |
982 | We're going to need a bigger leash. | 1.2986 | 0.03686 | 211 | 156 | 47 | 8 |
983 | Mom needs a Snickers bar. | 1.2981 | 0.03780 | 208 | 155 | 44 | 9 |
984 | This is nothing compared to what I see in the news. | 1.2981 | 0.03780 | 208 | 155 | 44 | 9 |
985 | You can play with him, but no biting. | 1.2981 | 0.03623 | 208 | 155 | 45 | 8 |
986 | Make it your assertive best. | 1.2981 | 0.04018 | 208 | 159 | 36 | 13 |
987 | Why can't you stick to tracking squirrels? | 1.2977 | 0.03699 | 215 | 160 | 46 | 9 |
988 | We're early. He just needs a moment to change. | 1.2977 | 0.03871 | 215 | 163 | 40 | 12 |
989 | What is it, boy? | 1.2972 | 0.03964 | 212 | 162 | 37 | 13 |
990 | I told you not to pee on the grass. | 1.2972 | 0.03907 | 212 | 161 | 39 | 12 |
991 | See if he’ll pet you while I go get the car. | 1.2972 | 0.04020 | 212 | 163 | 35 | 14 |
992 | This should scare the crap out of you. | 1.2972 | 0.03849 | 212 | 160 | 41 | 11 |
993 | I told you they're serious about keeping off the grass around here. | 1.2972 | 0.03547 | 212 | 155 | 51 | 6 |
994 | Just pretend it's a squirrel. | 1.2967 | 0.04059 | 209 | 161 | 34 | 14 |
995 | OMG, Your dog sooo cute. May I pat him? | 1.2967 | 0.04059 | 209 | 161 | 34 | 14 |
996 | You know, Roosevelt, the Democrats might have found a viable candidate after all! | 1.2967 | 0.04279 | 209 | 165 | 26 | 18 |
997 | Roll over and play dead - I’ll follow your lead. | 1.2967 | 0.03885 | 209 | 158 | 40 | 11 |
998 | Relax, at sunrise he goes back to being a mild-mannered accountant. | 1.2967 | 0.03944 | 209 | 159 | 38 | 12 |
999 | Your cousin’s a real dick. | 1.2967 | 0.03855 | 209 | 160 | 37 | 12 |
1000 | Not so tough outside the house, are you? | 1.2967 | 0.03640 | 209 | 154 | 48 | 7 |
1001 | Try your signature ‘yap, yap, yap.’ | 1.2967 | 0.03944 | 209 | 159 | 38 | 12 |
1002 | Now you see where running off without your leash leads to? | 1.2967 | 0.03944 | 209 | 159 | 38 | 12 |
1003 | And they make me put YOU on a leash? | 1.2967 | 0.03765 | 209 | 156 | 44 | 9 |
1004 | So as that best friend thing goes, you got this, right? | 1.2967 | 0.04059 | 209 | 161 | 34 | 14 |
1005 | Don’t look so innocent. I know you summoned him. | 1.2961 | 0.03921 | 206 | 156 | 39 | 11 |
1006 | He's bluffing! | 1.2961 | 0.03921 | 206 | 156 | 39 | 11 |
1007 | You've got this -- right! | 1.2961 | 0.03672 | 206 | 152 | 47 | 7 |
1008 | No Sweetie, it doesn't want a treat! | 1.2958 | 0.03834 | 213 | 161 | 41 | 11 |
1009 | This might be a good time for you to do your business. | 1.2952 | 0.03498 | 210 | 156 | 44 | 8 |
1010 | I swear, mini weredoodles are going to be the next big thing. | 1.2952 | 0.04042 | 210 | 162 | 34 | 14 |
1011 | That's not a good boy. | 1.2952 | 0.03869 | 210 | 159 | 40 | 11 |
1012 | You bark at me. You bark at the moon. How about bark at this? | 1.2952 | 0.03869 | 210 | 159 | 40 | 11 |
1013 | Update: Sunday in the Park with George. | 1.2947 | 0.03965 | 207 | 158 | 37 | 12 |
1014 | At least he doesn't shed | 1.2947 | 0.03965 | 207 | 158 | 37 | 12 |
1015 | It's just your imagination. Don't bark and let's do a 180. | 1.2947 | 0.03844 | 207 | 156 | 41 | 10 |
1016 | Next time let's stick to the dog park | 1.2947 | 0.03783 | 207 | 155 | 43 | 9 |
1017 | I wouldn't try to smell him. | 1.2947 | 0.04138 | 207 | 161 | 31 | 15 |
1018 | But the doorbell upsets you. | 1.2947 | 0.04023 | 207 | 159 | 35 | 13 |
1019 | Be a good Boy, and let me give him one of your treats? | 1.2947 | 0.03844 | 207 | 156 | 41 | 10 |
1020 | See? This is why you don’t dig for bones under a grave. | 1.2947 | 0.03844 | 207 | 156 | 41 | 10 |
1021 | At least I don't have to pick up his poop. | 1.2947 | 0.03905 | 207 | 157 | 39 | 11 |
1022 | Because leash laws don't apply to monsters. | 1.2947 | 0.03905 | 207 | 157 | 39 | 11 |
1023 | This is what happens if you don't wear your tick collar. | 1.2947 | 0.03935 | 207 | 160 | 34 | 13 |
1024 | Not as scary as President Trump, is it? | 1.2947 | 0.04195 | 207 | 162 | 29 | 16 |
1025 | He'll be training you starting Monday. | 1.2947 | 0.04081 | 207 | 160 | 33 | 14 |
1026 | I hope he brought a bag! | 1.2947 | 0.04023 | 207 | 159 | 35 | 13 |
1027 | I know he’s not the mailman, but you could make an effort. | 1.2941 | 0.03942 | 204 | 155 | 38 | 11 |
1028 | See here, if I didn't wash and groom you, this is what you'd become. | 1.2941 | 0.04003 | 204 | 156 | 36 | 12 |
1029 | Thanks, Marty! You'll growl at your own shadow, bark at the dryer bell, but for this-- nothing! | 1.2941 | 0.04063 | 204 | 157 | 34 | 13 |
1030 | Just let it snilffyour butt. | 1.2941 | 0.03942 | 204 | 155 | 38 | 11 |
1031 | I don't know these days if it's something mythical or if I'm just viewing other media outlets. | 1.2941 | 0.04237 | 204 | 160 | 28 | 16 |
1032 | A bark would be nice. | 1.2941 | 0.03556 | 204 | 149 | 50 | 5 |
1033 | Last time I let you choose the route. | 1.2941 | 0.03942 | 204 | 155 | 38 | 11 |
1034 | Are you happy now?! I warned you not to dig too deeply into your ancestry! | 1.2941 | 0.03942 | 204 | 155 | 38 | 11 |
1035 | Good thing you marked your territory. | 1.2941 | 0.04003 | 204 | 156 | 36 | 12 |
1036 | So maybe we don't sniff this one's butt. | 1.2941 | 0.03942 | 204 | 155 | 38 | 11 |
1037 | In planning your next move, recall that you are man's best friend. | 1.2941 | 0.03623 | 204 | 150 | 48 | 6 |
1038 | Neither of us should be opting for mild puzzlement right now. | 1.2941 | 0.04307 | 170 | 129 | 32 | 9 |
1039 | It’s the size of the fight in the dog Rufus. | 1.2938 | 0.03794 | 211 | 159 | 42 | 10 |
1040 | If that doesn’t scare the poop out of you, nothing will. | 1.2933 | 0.04006 | 208 | 166 | 29 | 13 |
1041 | Damn, I forgot the doggie treats. | 1.2933 | 0.04006 | 208 | 160 | 35 | 13 |
1042 | It won’t hurt you to take the dog for a walk she said. | 1.2927 | 0.03802 | 205 | 154 | 42 | 9 |
1043 | At least you could spin around and insanely bark like you do for the mailman. | 1.2927 | 0.03925 | 205 | 156 | 38 | 11 |
1044 | Here's another fine mess you've gotten me into. | 1.2927 | 0.04162 | 205 | 160 | 30 | 15 |
1045 | Really?! What's it gonna take to get you to do your business? | 1.2927 | 0.03864 | 205 | 155 | 40 | 10 |
1046 | What did I tell you about online dating? | 1.2927 | 0.03925 | 205 | 156 | 38 | 11 |
1047 | Ask him about the frisbee, nicely! | 1.2927 | 0.03738 | 205 | 153 | 44 | 8 |
1048 | See, this is what you become if you drop out of obedience school. | 1.2923 | 0.04124 | 195 | 150 | 33 | 12 |
1049 | Bare your teeth, growl, and puff yourself up! | 1.2923 | 0.04059 | 195 | 149 | 35 | 11 |
1050 | Imagine him wearing a postal uniform. | 1.2921 | 0.03900 | 202 | 153 | 39 | 10 |
1051 | I agree, the vacuum cleaner is way scarier than this. | 1.2921 | 0.03963 | 202 | 154 | 37 | 11 |
1052 | I guess sic'em is out of the question? | 1.2921 | 0.04025 | 202 | 155 | 35 | 12 |
1053 | Let's play nicely this time, Toby. | 1.2921 | 0.04025 | 202 | 155 | 35 | 12 |
1054 | He is not a good boy. | 1.2921 | 0.03963 | 202 | 154 | 37 | 11 |
1055 | Well, what did you THINK would happen if you bit him? | 1.2921 | 0.03837 | 202 | 152 | 41 | 9 |
1056 | No, I don’t think you should sniff him there either. | 1.2921 | 0.04085 | 202 | 155 | 33 | 13 |
1057 | Looks like we're both going to shit on this walk. | 1.2921 | 0.04376 | 202 | 161 | 23 | 18 |
1058 | That’s why you are getting the distemper vaccine, Tibbles. Now I don’t want to hear another word about it!” | 1.2921 | 0.03900 | 202 | 153 | 39 | 10 |
1059 | 'Dog walking will extend your lifespan,' she said... | 1.2921 | 0.03837 | 202 | 152 | 41 | 9 |
1060 | Visualize him taking your Snausages. | 1.2921 | 0.04025 | 202 | 155 | 35 | 12 |
1061 | Don’t worry. It’s not Donald Trump. | 1.2921 | 0.03963 | 202 | 154 | 37 | 11 |
1062 | Frank, meet your brother from another mother. | 1.2921 | 0.04025 | 202 | 155 | 35 | 12 |
1063 | I warned you. Rufus,” I said, “I’ll take you to meet your bio mom but she’s a real bitch | 1.2921 | 0.04145 | 202 | 157 | 31 | 14 |
1064 | You chewed her shoes. What do you expect? | 1.2921 | 0.03900 | 202 | 153 | 39 | 10 |
1065 | I would recommend you avoid your usual "get aquainted" sniff. | 1.2921 | 0.03837 | 202 | 152 | 41 | 9 |
1066 | I'm Rod. My dog and I are taking an evening stroll in the twilight -- zone. | 1.2921 | 0.03963 | 202 | 154 | 37 | 11 |
1067 | Let me guess, you want to sniff his butt? | 1.2921 | 0.03837 | 202 | 152 | 40 | 9 |
1068 | Just pretend it's the neighbor's cat | 1.2921 | 0.04085 | 202 | 156 | 33 | 13 |
1069 | You want to take this one or should I? | 1.2921 | 0.03963 | 202 | 154 | 37 | 11 |
1070 | Ignore him. He's more afraid of us than we are of him. | 1.2921 | 0.03837 | 202 | 152 | 41 | 9 |
1071 | Bark louder. | 1.2921 | 0.03772 | 202 | 151 | 43 | 8 |
1072 | Well, do something! | 1.2921 | 0.04025 | 202 | 155 | 35 | 12 |
1073 | It's a werewolf. Be careful if you smell its butt. | 1.2915 | 0.04065 | 199 | 153 | 34 | 12 |
1074 | Nothing shocks me anymore! | 1.2915 | 0.03938 | 199 | 151 | 38 | 10 |
1075 | Don't worry--it's just the President. | 1.2915 | 0.04307 | 199 | 157 | 26 | 16 |
1076 | This is why we only won 2nd place in the county fair. | 1.2915 | 0.03601 | 199 | 146 | 48 | 5 |
1077 | Just don’t look him in the eyes. | 1.2915 | 0.03873 | 199 | 150 | 40 | 9 |
1078 | Out of curiosity, you transfixed or frozen? | 1.2906 | 0.03884 | 203 | 154 | 39 | 10 |
1079 | Where's your all-night, yippy bark now? | 1.2900 | 0.03790 | 200 | 150 | 42 | 8 |
1080 | Back to the small dog side? | 1.2900 | 0.04047 | 200 | 154 | 34 | 12 |
1081 | Go on, you've had to mark all the other rocks. | 1.2900 | 0.03856 | 200 | 151 | 40 | 9 |
1082 | My ex....I can't go anywhere without running into her. | 1.2900 | 0.04169 | 200 | 156 | 30 | 14 |
1083 | We can't afford to feed your friend, and that's final. | 1.2900 | 0.03984 | 200 | 153 | 36 | 11 |
1084 | Not so yappy now are ya? | 1.2900 | 0.04169 | 200 | 156 | 30 | 14 |
1085 | See, this is why I don't feed you after midnight. | 1.2900 | 0.03984 | 200 | 153 | 36 | 11 |
1086 | This is what you want to be for Halloween? | 1.2900 | 0.03984 | 200 | 153 | 36 | 11 |
1087 | Are you going to just let him say that without a response? | 1.2900 | 0.03655 | 200 | 148 | 46 | 6 |
1088 | I blame universal health care. | 1.2900 | 0.04169 | 200 | 156 | 30 | 14 |
1089 | Don’t worry, he’s all bite and no bark. | 1.2900 | 0.03921 | 200 | 152 | 38 | 10 |
1090 | What? Cat got your tongue? | 1.2900 | 0.03921 | 200 | 152 | 38 | 10 |
1091 | Now do you believe me that not EVERY smell needs to be explored? | 1.2900 | 0.03790 | 200 | 150 | 42 | 8 |
1092 | It's supposed to be waxing gibbous. | 1.2900 | 0.03723 | 200 | 157 | 32 | 11 |
1093 | I knew I should have brought garlic! | 1.2900 | 0.03984 | 200 | 153 | 36 | 11 |
1094 | That's why we keep you on a hormone-free organic diet. | 1.2900 | 0.03856 | 200 | 151 | 40 | 9 |
1095 | Ok. You better talk or we’re both in trouble. | 1.2900 | 0.03921 | 200 | 152 | 38 | 10 |
1096 | You can give it a try but I’m not sure that’s how they say hello. | 1.2900 | 0.03723 | 200 | 149 | 44 | 7 |
1097 | You always preferred my ex-wife. | 1.2900 | 0.04108 | 200 | 155 | 32 | 13 |
1098 | It looks like your usual spot is not an option anymore. | 1.2900 | 0.03856 | 200 | 151 | 40 | 9 |
1099 | Don't even THINK about sniffing its butt. | 1.2900 | 0.03921 | 200 | 152 | 38 | 10 |
1100 | Your free to attack whenever you want | 1.2900 | 0.03690 | 200 | 151 | 41 | 8 |
1101 | Look Fido, the rare Werewolf-Doodle | 1.2900 | 0.04047 | 200 | 154 | 34 | 12 |
1102 | You growl at butterflies, but you're okay with this guy? | 1.2900 | 0.04169 | 200 | 156 | 30 | 14 |
1103 | Relax. It's just another recession scare. | 1.2900 | 0.04139 | 200 | 158 | 27 | 15 |
1104 | I told you not to mess with ancestry.com. | 1.2900 | 0.03856 | 200 | 151 | 40 | 9 |
1105 | Remember what we discussed about behaving like a chihuahua? | 1.2900 | 0.03856 | 200 | 151 | 40 | 9 |
1106 | If I were you, I wouldn't mark my territory here. | 1.2900 | 0.03984 | 200 | 153 | 36 | 11 |
1107 | You can try, but I think it’s his patch of grass now. | 1.2900 | 0.03984 | 200 | 153 | 36 | 11 |
1108 | I'd say he's looking at you. | 1.2900 | 0.03921 | 200 | 152 | 38 | 10 |
1109 | I'm tired of the sidewalk," you said. "Take me off-trail," you said | 1.2900 | 0.03655 | 200 | 148 | 46 | 6 |
1110 | I already told you, buddy. We can't take it home. | 1.2900 | 0.03655 | 200 | 159 | 30 | 11 |
1111 | Make it quick | 1.2900 | 0.03790 | 200 | 150 | 42 | 8 |
1112 | I see neither Timmy, nor a well. | 1.2900 | 0.04169 | 200 | 156 | 30 | 14 |
1113 | Don't even think about the butt sniff. | 1.2900 | 0.03921 | 200 | 152 | 38 | 10 |
1114 | This is the dog park, where you want is the wolf park across the street. | 1.2900 | 0.04047 | 200 | 154 | 34 | 12 |
1115 | Now do you see why I'm reluctant to take you for a walk! | 1.2900 | 0.04047 | 200 | 154 | 34 | 12 |
1116 | Yes, my dog is seriously contemplating peeing on this thing. | 1.2900 | 0.03984 | 200 | 160 | 27 | 13 |
1117 | It's too late to cancel the play date now. | 1.2900 | 0.04047 | 200 | 154 | 34 | 12 |
1118 | Let him sniff your bum and we’ll be alright. | 1.2900 | 0.03921 | 200 | 152 | 38 | 10 |
1119 | You just had to howl, didn't you? | 1.2900 | 0.03921 | 200 | 152 | 38 | 10 |
1120 | This is what happens when you chew on my socks. | 1.2900 | 0.03921 | 200 | 152 | 38 | 10 |
1121 | Just another non indigenous species that has outgrown its cuteness. | 1.2900 | 0.03790 | 200 | 150 | 42 | 8 |
1122 | … and if you don’t want her coming after you on the next full moon I’d suggest you stop eating her shoes. | 1.2900 | 0.03655 | 200 | 148 | 46 | 6 |
1123 | You were the one who insisted on DNA testing to find your ancestors. | 1.2900 | 0.03723 | 200 | 149 | 44 | 7 |
1124 | See? That would be the definition of that 'bad dog' I mentioned earlier. | 1.2900 | 0.04047 | 200 | 154 | 34 | 12 |
1125 | I named you David for a reason. | 1.2900 | 0.03984 | 200 | 153 | 36 | 11 |
1126 | And this was advertised as a pet friendly neighborhood. | 1.2900 | 0.03856 | 200 | 151 | 40 | 9 |
1127 | Okay, Fluffy--time to put those emotional support skills to work. | 1.2886 | 0.04151 | 201 | 157 | 30 | 14 |
1128 | He just wants to play. | 1.2879 | 0.04006 | 198 | 152 | 35 | 11 |
1129 | Still want to whine about the invisible fence? | 1.2879 | 0.04006 | 198 | 152 | 35 | 11 |
1130 | Still nothing? | 1.2879 | 0.03941 | 198 | 151 | 37 | 10 |
1131 | But is he electable? | 1.2879 | 0.03941 | 198 | 151 | 37 | 10 |
1132 | Ok, you’ve see it, now let’s go. | 1.2879 | 0.03741 | 198 | 148 | 43 | 7 |
1133 | Play nice, now. | 1.2879 | 0.03601 | 198 | 146 | 47 | 5 |
1134 | So, there’s your ancestor. | 1.2879 | 0.04132 | 198 | 154 | 31 | 13 |
1135 | I’m not gonna tell him he’s drawn poorly, you tell him. | 1.2879 | 0.03809 | 198 | 149 | 41 | 8 |
1136 | Werewolf, there wolf. Satisfied? | 1.2879 | 0.04069 | 198 | 153 | 33 | 12 |
1137 | Man’s best fiend. | 1.2872 | 0.03913 | 195 | 148 | 38 | 9 |
1138 | Like I said, there's nothing to bark at. | 1.2872 | 0.04237 | 195 | 153 | 28 | 14 |
1139 | Some best friend you are. | 1.2872 | 0.03775 | 195 | 146 | 42 | 7 |
1140 | It eats dog poop--or you. Your choice. | 1.2872 | 0.03946 | 195 | 156 | 25 | 14 |
1141 | Don't worry Rocket, there's two of us and only one of him! | 1.2872 | 0.03946 | 195 | 151 | 33 | 11 |
1142 | I can't wait for this election cycle to be over. | 1.2872 | 0.04110 | 195 | 151 | 32 | 12 |
1143 | Great,he's off leash. | 1.2872 | 0.03845 | 195 | 147 | 40 | 8 |
1144 | Not too close, Rover. It might have ticks. | 1.2872 | 0.04046 | 195 | 150 | 34 | 11 |
1145 | Oh, I see- too good for Vicki's labradoodle, but NOW you're interested? | 1.2864 | 0.03859 | 199 | 151 | 39 | 9 |
1146 | Don't just stand there. Sic | 1.2864 | 0.04051 | 199 | 154 | 33 | 12 |
1147 | now where's the narrator | 1.2864 | 0.03988 | 199 | 153 | 35 | 11 |
1148 | No, Fluffy, I don't think he wants to play. | 1.2857 | 0.03962 | 196 | 150 | 36 | 10 |
1149 | If you poop in the house again he’s your new daddy.” | 1.2857 | 0.03990 | 189 | 144 | 36 | 9 |
1150 | I know you don't want to hear this, but I think your friend's been juicing. | 1.2857 | 0.04092 | 196 | 152 | 32 | 12 |
1151 | Ok, who’s the jerk ignoring the ‘on leash’ sign? | 1.2857 | 0.03759 | 196 | 147 | 42 | 7 |
1152 | So maybe single use plastics aren't the biggest eco problem today. | 1.2857 | 0.04092 | 196 | 152 | 32 | 12 |
1153 | Just let him smell you so we can get this over with | 1.2857 | 0.03896 | 196 | 149 | 38 | 9 |
1154 | But does he get belly rubs every morning? | 1.2857 | 0.03689 | 196 | 146 | 44 | 6 |
1155 | That's what happens when you bark for no reason in the middle of the night | 1.2857 | 0.03896 | 196 | 149 | 38 | 9 |
1156 | Sometimes things are what they seem to be. | 1.2857 | 0.03846 | 189 | 142 | 40 | 7 |
1157 | Good luck finding a flea collar for him. | 1.2857 | 0.03759 | 196 | 149 | 39 | 8 |
1158 | People change. | 1.2850 | 0.03907 | 200 | 153 | 37 | 10 |
1159 | See buddy, it's just a huge, terrifying monster. | 1.2850 | 0.03648 | 193 | 143 | 45 | 5 |
1160 | And I thought the climb up here was a beast. | 1.2850 | 0.04001 | 193 | 148 | 35 | 10 |
1161 | You start sniffing her enthusiastically while I run like hell. | 1.2850 | 0.03933 | 193 | 147 | 37 | 9 |
1162 | Be Nice! | 1.2850 | 0.04199 | 193 | 151 | 29 | 13 |
1163 | Believe me, You won‘t get any treats from him either! | 1.2850 | 0.03933 | 193 | 147 | 37 | 9 |
1164 | No, you already had a play date today. | 1.2850 | 0.04199 | 193 | 151 | 29 | 13 |
1165 | Make sure your finger's not over the lens. | 1.2850 | 0.03864 | 193 | 146 | 39 | 8 |
1166 | This is your mentor? | 1.2850 | 0.03794 | 193 | 145 | 41 | 7 |
1167 | If you were more like that dog people wouldn't steal my packages. | 1.2850 | 0.04001 | 193 | 148 | 35 | 10 |
1168 | I knew we should have gotten a cat. | 1.2850 | 0.03933 | 193 | 147 | 37 | 9 |
1169 | No, you can’t pee on him. He is the “chosen one.” | 1.2850 | 0.04199 | 193 | 153 | 26 | 14 |
1170 | His bark is worse than your bite. | 1.2850 | 0.03864 | 193 | 146 | 39 | 8 |
1171 | Do you realize now that digging up other people's bones isn't acceptable? | 1.2850 | 0.04001 | 193 | 148 | 35 | 10 |
1172 | That’s your famous uncle Otto. He’s the first Pomeranian to become fully self-actualized. | 1.2850 | 0.04134 | 193 | 150 | 31 | 12 |
1173 | She may want to sniff your butt. | 1.2850 | 0.03933 | 193 | 147 | 37 | 9 |
1174 | The President looks so much better on TV. | 1.2850 | 0.04199 | 193 | 151 | 29 | 13 |
1175 | Ok, I'll ask them. She wants to know who's your groomer. | 1.2850 | 0.04134 | 193 | 150 | 31 | 12 |
1176 | Let's stick to chasing squirrels. | 1.2850 | 0.03933 | 193 | 147 | 37 | 9 |
1177 | Now is the time to bring out the wild beast that you really are. | 1.2849 | 0.03958 | 186 | 141 | 37 | 8 |
1178 | Don't be scared. He identifies as a cat. | 1.2843 | 0.04199 | 197 | 155 | 28 | 14 |
1179 | And you wanted to go on a midnight walk. | 1.2843 | 0.03945 | 197 | 151 | 36 | 10 |
1180 | You’re supposed to help me meet women. A guy with a monthly cycle doesn’t count. | 1.2842 | 0.04110 | 190 | 147 | 32 | 11 |
1181 | Have you ever thought that maybe you're a little too snoopy? | 1.2842 | 0.03756 | 190 | 142 | 42 | 6 |
1182 | I'm guessing that the neighbor's cat is looking pretty good about now... | 1.2842 | 0.03901 | 190 | 144 | 38 | 8 |
1183 | The Hound of the Baskervilles meets the Beagle of the Howards | 1.2842 | 0.04041 | 190 | 146 | 34 | 10 |
1184 | I bet HE picks up his own poop... | 1.2842 | 0.04177 | 190 | 148 | 30 | 12 |
1185 | This is what happens after you bite an infected cat. | 1.2842 | 0.04177 | 190 | 148 | 30 | 12 |
1186 | You got this. He looks just like our mailman. | 1.2842 | 0.04110 | 190 | 147 | 32 | 11 |
1187 | Where's all that nonstop barking now? | 1.2842 | 0.03901 | 190 | 144 | 38 | 8 |
1188 | Stay, Baxter. I've learned from hard experience that it is best to keep out of Mommy's way when she has "the curse." | 1.2842 | 0.04110 | 190 | 147 | 32 | 11 |
1189 | In the future, no walkies at moonrise . | 1.2842 | 0.03829 | 190 | 143 | 40 | 7 |
1190 | Walk the dog, she said. It will be good for your health, she said | 1.2842 | 0.03681 | 190 | 141 | 44 | 5 |
1191 | I told you it was too late for a walk. | 1.2842 | 0.03901 | 190 | 144 | 38 | 8 |
1192 | But you can hear the mailman coming from a mile away. | 1.2842 | 0.04110 | 190 | 147 | 32 | 11 |
1193 | Looks like mom has the curse again. | 1.2842 | 0.04308 | 190 | 150 | 26 | 14 |
1194 | This is what can happen if you don't let me clip your nails. | 1.2842 | 0.03829 | 190 | 143 | 40 | 7 |
1195 | Be a good boy and stay. I’ll go get help. | 1.2842 | 0.04110 | 190 | 147 | 32 | 11 |
1196 | Now would be a good time to find your inner Were-Dog! | 1.2842 | 0.03829 | 190 | 143 | 40 | 7 |
1197 | What do you mean 'we', white canine? | 1.2842 | 0.04177 | 190 | 148 | 30 | 12 |
1198 | Now do you see why you shouldn't howl? | 1.2835 | 0.03983 | 194 | 149 | 35 | 10 |
1199 | Am I the only one who respects the leash laws around here? | 1.2835 | 0.04050 | 194 | 150 | 33 | 11 |
1200 | You're still my big bad woof | 1.2835 | 0.03847 | 194 | 147 | 39 | 8 |
1201 | You can play with Wanda tomorrow when she's no longer in her full moon heat. | 1.2835 | 0.04115 | 194 | 151 | 31 | 12 |
1202 | Now you see why I got custody. | 1.2835 | 0.04305 | 194 | 154 | 25 | 15 |
1203 | Pooch, I am your father. | 1.2835 | 0.04050 | 194 | 150 | 33 | 11 |
1204 | This is why I didn't want to visit your family." Submitted by Zachary Rau | 1.2835 | 0.04050 | 194 | 150 | 33 | 11 |
1205 | Great... Now I'll have to clean up two piles. | 1.2834 | 0.04012 | 187 | 143 | 35 | 9 |
1206 | Do you still think you want to answer the call of the wild? | 1.2834 | 0.03791 | 187 | 140 | 41 | 6 |
1207 | I don’t think your “arf” is going to cut it. | 1.2827 | 0.03954 | 191 | 146 | 36 | 9 |
1208 | Does he smell odd to you? | 1.2827 | 0.04091 | 191 | 147 | 32 | 11 |
1209 | They say his bark is worse than his bite. | 1.2827 | 0.04091 | 191 | 148 | 32 | 11 |
1210 | Is this the cousin you told me about?' | 1.2827 | 0.03739 | 191 | 143 | 42 | 6 |
1211 | Save it until he goes back to being our mailman. | 1.2826 | 0.03979 | 184 | 140 | 36 | 8 |
1212 | nothing like a morning walk to fight off your inner demons. | 1.2826 | 0.04125 | 184 | 142 | 32 | 10 |
1213 | I don’t see you racing over to sniff that! | 1.2821 | 0.03898 | 195 | 149 | 37 | 9 |
1214 | It's not the Big Bad Wolf, Sparky, just someone's creation myth. | 1.2819 | 0.04064 | 188 | 145 | 33 | 10 |
1215 | This is the part where you heroically sacrifice yourself to save me, right? Right...? | 1.2819 | 0.03993 | 188 | 144 | 35 | 9 |
1216 | You seeing this? | 1.2819 | 0.04133 | 188 | 146 | 31 | 11 |
1217 | I think we're gonna need another poop bag | 1.2819 | 0.03993 | 188 | 144 | 35 | 9 |
1218 | So this is your new friend Tommy? Well I don't think he is suitable_for your "Show and Tell" at Puppy Camp. | 1.2819 | 0.03921 | 188 | 143 | 37 | 8 |
1219 | It’s not a cat. Quit being such a baby! | 1.2819 | 0.03993 | 188 | 144 | 35 | 9 |
1220 | This is where you take the lead. | 1.2819 | 0.03921 | 188 | 143 | 37 | 8 |
1221 | Don't be so standoffish - go sniff his butt. | 1.2819 | 0.04201 | 188 | 147 | 29 | 12 |
1222 | ... but did you stop howling at the moon? No! | 1.2819 | 0.04133 | 188 | 146 | 31 | 11 |
1223 | So much for being constipated. | 1.2819 | 0.04269 | 188 | 148 | 27 | 13 |
1224 | Are you just going to stand there? | 1.2819 | 0.04064 | 188 | 145 | 33 | 10 |
1225 | Sniff his butt, and he might calm down. | 1.2819 | 0.03921 | 188 | 149 | 28 | 11 |
1226 | If you’re going to transform, now would be the time. | 1.2819 | 0.03993 | 188 | 144 | 35 | 9 |
1227 | And this is why you should never post single ads on “Where Wolf.com”. | 1.2819 | 0.04201 | 188 | 148 | 26 | 13 |
1228 | Relax! He'll just sniff you and be gone. | 1.2819 | 0.03993 | 188 | 144 | 35 | 9 |
1229 | Don’t they know we have leash laws in this park. | 1.2819 | 0.04201 | 188 | 147 | 29 | 12 |
1230 | If you tell him I'm a dog person, we're both toast. | 1.2819 | 0.03921 | 188 | 143 | 37 | 8 |
1231 | Not to worry, Fluffy. It's just another blow-hard relative of Mr. Trumps. | 1.2819 | 0.04064 | 188 | 145 | 33 | 10 |
1232 | Still don't need to go? | 1.2819 | 0.04400 | 188 | 150 | 23 | 15 |
1233 | This is what mama turns into when you pee on the rug! | 1.2819 | 0.03848 | 188 | 142 | 39 | 7 |
1234 | Now who is the big bad woof? | 1.2819 | 0.04064 | 188 | 145 | 33 | 10 |
1235 | Quit your whining. Your mom's a poodle. | 1.2819 | 0.04269 | 188 | 148 | 27 | 13 |
1236 | I told you no good would come of howling at the full moon. | 1.2819 | 0.03921 | 188 | 143 | 37 | 8 |
1237 | Don't you remember him? He was your class valedictorian at obedience school. | 1.2819 | 0.03848 | 188 | 142 | 39 | 7 |
1238 | Remember, YOU were the one who wanted to go for a walk! | 1.2819 | 0.03993 | 188 | 144 | 35 | 9 |
1239 | Yes, your antidepressant may cause hallucinations. Why? | 1.2819 | 0.03773 | 188 | 141 | 41 | 6 |
1240 | See what happens when you don't take your heartworm pill? | 1.2819 | 0.04133 | 188 | 146 | 31 | 11 |
1241 | Now is a good time to bark. | 1.2819 | 0.03697 | 188 | 140 | 43 | 5 |
1242 | I told you if you didn’t stop peeing on the couch that there would be trouble. | 1.2819 | 0.04527 | 188 | 152 | 19 | 17 |
1243 | You were the one who wanted to go for a walk | 1.2819 | 0.03540 | 188 | 138 | 47 | 3 |
1244 | So are you going to bark at it or what | 1.2819 | 0.04064 | 188 | 145 | 33 | 10 |
1245 | Your the one that had to go out and I’m the one that just took a crap! | 1.2819 | 0.04269 | 188 | 148 | 27 | 13 |
1246 | THIS is why dogs should never eat cat food or beg to go potty in the middle of the night. | 1.2819 | 0.04133 | 188 | 146 | 31 | 11 |
1247 | Todd, I only need to be faster than you. | 1.2811 | 0.04449 | 185 | 148 | 22 | 15 |
1248 | I got nothin, champ. | 1.2811 | 0.04034 | 185 | 142 | 34 | 9 |
1249 | Jack London is a hack. | 1.2811 | 0.03885 | 185 | 140 | 38 | 7 |
1250 | NOW you stop barking! | 1.2811 | 0.04177 | 185 | 144 | 30 | 11 |
1251 | If all existence is just illusion, it's safe to continue our walkies. | 1.2811 | 0.04247 | 185 | 145 | 28 | 12 |
1252 | He doesn’t want you to pee on that one. | 1.2811 | 0.04177 | 185 | 144 | 30 | 11 |
1253 | I left the stove on. Boy, I think we should turn around. | 1.2811 | 0.04106 | 185 | 143 | 32 | 10 |
1254 | Don't try to tell me she looked better in her profile picture | 1.2811 | 0.04106 | 185 | 143 | 32 | 10 |
1255 | Is this a relative of yours? | 1.2806 | 0.03813 | 196 | 149 | 39 | 8 |
1256 | Even he doesn't howl at the moon. | 1.2804 | 0.03975 | 189 | 145 | 35 | 9 |
1257 | Apparently you don't understand how to take advantage of a full moon. | 1.2804 | 0.03903 | 189 | 144 | 37 | 8 |
1258 | I’m going to run. Hold the wolf off for forty-five seconds, without revealing any semblance of fear. Then follow me. Good puppy. | 1.2804 | 0.04114 | 189 | 147 | 31 | 11 |
1259 | Let's see what they taught you in guard dog camp | 1.2804 | 0.03903 | 189 | 144 | 37 | 8 |
1260 | Try to find his weak spot buddy. | 1.2804 | 0.03975 | 189 | 145 | 35 | 9 |
1261 | You pee when you see any fire hydrant & bush we pass but THIS gets no reaction??? | 1.2804 | 0.04249 | 189 | 149 | 27 | 13 |
1262 | Come on, you're an alpha dog! | 1.2804 | 0.03603 | 189 | 140 | 45 | 4 |
1263 | If we don’t move, he won’t see us... | 1.2804 | 0.03903 | 189 | 144 | 37 | 8 |
1264 | Don’t | 1.2804 | 0.04114 | 189 | 147 | 31 | 11 |
1265 | I don't think that was a friendly growl. | 1.2804 | 0.03975 | 189 | 145 | 35 | 9 |
1266 | I told you not to dig in the backyard! | 1.2804 | 0.04114 | 189 | 147 | 31 | 11 |
1267 | Mommy says you're 'all bark and no bite'. Well, here's your chance! | 1.2796 | 0.04086 | 186 | 144 | 32 | 10 |
1268 | I still like him better than the one we don't know. | 1.2796 | 0.04086 | 186 | 144 | 32 | 10 |
1269 | Finally found where the wild things are! | 1.2796 | 0.04086 | 186 | 144 | 32 | 10 |
1270 | I don't care if you sniffed a fat truffle there, he can have it. | 1.2796 | 0.03791 | 186 | 140 | 40 | 6 |
1271 | Not so tough now, are you Mr. Barky. | 1.2796 | 0.04015 | 186 | 143 | 34 | 9 |
1272 | Well you said you were lonely out here. | 1.2793 | 0.04118 | 179 | 138 | 32 | 9 |
1273 | So you just had to go walkies, huh. | 1.2787 | 0.04129 | 183 | 142 | 31 | 10 |
1274 | The only thing we have to fear is fear itself... and werewolves. | 1.2784 | 0.04083 | 176 | 135 | 33 | 8 |
1275 | You go for the jugular; I'm getting the hell out of here! | 1.2781 | 0.03923 | 187 | 143 | 36 | 8 |
1276 | Luke, I am your father. | 1.2778 | 0.04173 | 180 | 142 | 27 | 11 |
1277 | You know I am very open, but I don't think this is a good match. | 1.2772 | 0.04037 | 184 | 142 | 33 | 9 |
1278 | I'm wondering the same thing. Who's taking our picture? | 1.2772 | 0.03650 | 184 | 137 | 43 | 4 |
1279 | Come on, he only wants to sniff. | 1.2772 | 0.04037 | 184 | 142 | 33 | 9 |
1280 | And this is why we don’t go to the off leash parks. | 1.2772 | 0.04037 | 184 | 142 | 33 | 9 |
1281 | Now, maybe, you'll stop digging. | 1.2772 | 0.04109 | 184 | 143 | 31 | 10 |
1282 | Go ahead, sniff his but." | 1.2762 | 0.04002 | 181 | 139 | 34 | 8 |
1283 | This is our leader. He's a little rough around the edges, but you'll accept him just like the rest of us. After all, we're Republicans! | 1.2762 | 0.04298 | 181 | 143 | 26 | 12 |
1284 | Well, get a good workout routine and eat right and yeah, that could be you someday. | 1.2762 | 0.04078 | 181 | 140 | 32 | 9 |
1285 | Oh, NOW you're ready to poop. | 1.2757 | 0.03944 | 185 | 142 | 35 | 8 |
1286 | We just need to show love to his hate | 1.2757 | 0.04090 | 185 | 144 | 31 | 10 |
1287 | All that barking at home and now you don't have to go? | 1.2757 | 0.04161 | 185 | 145 | 29 | 11 |
1288 | ''NO that is NOT the mailman!'' | 1.2757 | 0.03944 | 185 | 142 | 35 | 8 |
1289 | This is why you get GMO-free kibble. | 1.2757 | 0.04090 | 185 | 144 | 31 | 10 |
1290 | He says it’s always been his tree, too, buddy. Let’s just move on.” | 1.2757 | 0.04017 | 185 | 143 | 33 | 9 |
1291 | Hey, I thought they drained the swamp. | 1.2757 | 0.04090 | 185 | 144 | 31 | 10 |
1292 | I hope your bite is better than your bark. | 1.2754 | 0.04218 | 167 | 129 | 30 | 8 |
1293 | Do you suppose you might muster a little growl perhaps? | 1.2753 | 0.03964 | 178 | 136 | 35 | 7 |
1294 | Not so tough now that we're out of the car. | 1.2753 | 0.03883 | 178 | 135 | 37 | 6 |
1295 | Who let him in here? It’s clearly marked for dogs under 25lbs. | 1.2753 | 0.04043 | 178 | 137 | 33 | 8 |
1296 | This is when you offer emotional support, Buddy. | 1.2753 | 0.04121 | 178 | 138 | 31 | 9 |
1297 | That's it little guy -- give him your 'no bark--big bite look. | 1.2747 | 0.03906 | 182 | 139 | 36 | 7 |
1298 | Trump appointed me Environment Secretary, why? | 1.2747 | 0.04348 | 182 | 145 | 24 | 13 |
1299 | They'll erect a statue for anything these days. | 1.2747 | 0.03828 | 182 | 138 | 38 | 6 |
1300 | So are to cool if I grab a coffee while you have your play date? | 1.2747 | 0.03983 | 182 | 140 | 34 | 8 |
1301 | OK Snowflake, now you try it. Remember, ears up, growl, show teeth, and a little wider stance. | 1.2747 | 0.03983 | 182 | 140 | 34 | 8 |
1302 | You're the one who wanted to go on Ancestor.com! | 1.2747 | 0.04133 | 182 | 142 | 30 | 10 |
1303 | I told you not to rub your leg on that lamp. | 1.2747 | 0.03983 | 182 | 140 | 34 | 8 |
1304 | He won't attack. He's been nominated for a Cabinet post. | 1.2747 | 0.04277 | 182 | 144 | 26 | 12 |
1305 | I would expect at least a little growling from you at this point. | 1.2747 | 0.03828 | 182 | 138 | 38 | 6 |
1306 | Aren't you the one who barks and snarls at the scary mailman? | 1.2747 | 0.03983 | 182 | 140 | 34 | 8 |
1307 | You know the kennel said you were a guard dog, right? | 1.2747 | 0.03983 | 182 | 140 | 34 | 8 |
1308 | Don't try and sniff his butt! | 1.2747 | 0.04206 | 182 | 145 | 25 | 12 |
1309 | I've become inured to these scare tactics. | 1.2747 | 0.04133 | 182 | 142 | 30 | 10 |
1310 | Trust me, no matter how long you've been hanging on, this is not the tree you're looking for. | 1.2747 | 0.04059 | 182 | 141 | 32 | 9 |
1311 | Let's hope his roar is worse than his bite. | 1.2747 | 0.03666 | 182 | 136 | 42 | 4 |
1312 | Really, I think you can take him. | 1.2747 | 0.04059 | 182 | 141 | 32 | 9 |
1313 | you been pooping in his yard,again ? | 1.2747 | 0.04206 | 182 | 143 | 28 | 11 |
1314 | Beelzebub? What a ridiculous name! Is it Moscow Beelzebub or just Beelzebub? | 1.2747 | 0.04206 | 182 | 145 | 25 | 12 |
1315 | 'Attack dog' is earned, buddy, not inherited. | 1.2747 | 0.03906 | 182 | 139 | 36 | 7 |
1316 | Every time I take you on a walk, strange things happen. I'm getting a gold fish. | 1.2747 | 0.04206 | 182 | 143 | 28 | 11 |
1317 | Oh no I forgot a poop bag. | 1.2747 | 0.04277 | 182 | 144 | 26 | 12 |
1318 | Let's set genealogy aside and keep walking. | 1.2747 | 0.04059 | 182 | 141 | 32 | 9 |
1319 | You can grow up to be big and strong just like him | 1.2747 | 0.03828 | 182 | 138 | 38 | 6 |
1320 | Are you sure you two are related? | 1.2747 | 0.03828 | 182 | 138 | 38 | 6 |
1321 | Don't worry. He's already had two reprimands from the SPCA. He can't afford a third. | 1.2747 | 0.04133 | 182 | 142 | 30 | 10 |
1322 | He has worse breath than you. | 1.2747 | 0.04348 | 182 | 145 | 24 | 13 |
1323 | That's not what I meant by "I'm looking for a dog person." | 1.2747 | 0.04348 | 182 | 145 | 24 | 13 |
1324 | That’s George before he gets his first cup of coffee. | 1.2747 | 0.04206 | 182 | 143 | 28 | 11 |
1325 | Go get him. | 1.2738 | 0.04111 | 168 | 129 | 32 | 7 |
1326 | All that salami before bed was a mistake. | 1.2738 | 0.04444 | 168 | 133 | 24 | 11 |
1327 | Don’t let him scare you; he’s up for re-election | 1.2737 | 0.04251 | 179 | 141 | 27 | 11 |
1328 | Let's pause our walk until Mrs Gelson has had her morning coffee. | 1.2737 | 0.04251 | 179 | 141 | 27 | 11 |
1329 | Don’t worry, he’s harmlesss | 1.2737 | 0.04024 | 179 | 138 | 33 | 8 |
1330 | See, I told you there would be consequences for all those evil little things you do. | 1.2737 | 0.04024 | 179 | 138 | 33 | 8 |
1331 | This is what happens when you have to pee at 3:00AM! | 1.2737 | 0.03783 | 179 | 137 | 36 | 6 |
1332 | And your little dog,too! | 1.2737 | 0.04101 | 179 | 139 | 31 | 9 |
1333 | Finally - something we actually needed a tariff on. | 1.2737 | 0.04101 | 179 | 139 | 31 | 9 |
1334 | Don’t be so dramatic. He’s just our mailman. | 1.2737 | 0.04101 | 179 | 139 | 31 | 9 |
1335 | When I drop the leash, you go for the jugular. | 1.2737 | 0.04177 | 179 | 140 | 29 | 10 |
1336 | Excuse me sir, you're in our way. | 1.2733 | 0.04291 | 172 | 135 | 27 | 10 |
1337 | And that’s what will become of you if you keep pooping in the house! | 1.2732 | 0.04185 | 183 | 144 | 28 | 11 |
1338 | Now, be nice to the other doggie, Princess. | 1.2732 | 0.04002 | 183 | 144 | 29 | 10 |
1339 | You got this sparky | 1.2732 | 0.03888 | 183 | 140 | 36 | 7 |
1340 | You guys are cousins, right? Just talk to him. | 1.2732 | 0.04039 | 183 | 142 | 32 | 9 |
1341 | Not even a 'woof'? | 1.2727 | 0.04066 | 165 | 126 | 33 | 6 |
1342 | Kalessi, do something! | 1.2722 | 0.04156 | 180 | 141 | 29 | 10 |
1343 | Whatever you do, don’t ask if it’s that time of the month. | 1.2722 | 0.03926 | 180 | 138 | 35 | 7 |
1344 | Is this the relative no one speaks about? | 1.2712 | 0.04045 | 177 | 137 | 32 | 8 |
1345 | I know it's not fair, but he was probably on his leash twenty minutes ago. | 1.2712 | 0.04201 | 177 | 139 | 28 | 10 |
1346 | You don't, by any chance, speak werewolf, do ya boy? | 1.2712 | 0.03884 | 177 | 135 | 36 | 6 |
1347 | See. Climate change is not a myth. | 1.2712 | 0.03965 | 177 | 136 | 34 | 7 |
1348 | See, you can be whatever you want to be. | 1.2712 | 0.03965 | 177 | 138 | 31 | 8 |
1349 | Now are you going to listen when I say, "Bad dog"? | 1.2712 | 0.04045 | 177 | 137 | 32 | 8 |
1350 | No, this isn't EXACTLY like that time we saw The Rock at Whole Foods. | 1.2712 | 0.03884 | 177 | 135 | 36 | 6 |
1351 | I can assure you I did not vote for him. | 1.2712 | 0.03965 | 177 | 136 | 34 | 7 |
1352 | You bark at the neighbour's Great Dane. What's the difference? | 1.2712 | 0.04045 | 177 | 137 | 32 | 8 |
1353 | Ask if it wants a treat. It'usually works like a charm for me. | 1.2712 | 0.04124 | 177 | 138 | 30 | 9 |
1354 | Piper, this is Carpet Cleaner Man. Now, let’s go potty. | 1.2712 | 0.04277 | 177 | 140 | 26 | 11 |
1355 | No, Fido, I am not a bargaining chip! | 1.2712 | 0.04124 | 177 | 138 | 30 | 9 |
1356 | What do you mean “You sic this one?” | 1.2712 | 0.04045 | 177 | 137 | 32 | 8 |
1357 | Yes, he’s literally a monster, but tax cuts. | 1.2712 | 0.04201 | 177 | 139 | 28 | 10 |
1358 | Let’s not sniff this one’s butt, okay, Duke? | 1.2712 | 0.04045 | 177 | 137 | 32 | 8 |
1359 | Now, Sparky, when I said 'Make friends' yesterday this is not what I had in mind. | 1.2712 | 0.04201 | 177 | 139 | 28 | 10 |
1360 | He guards all the President's golf courses. | 1.2712 | 0.04045 | 177 | 137 | 32 | 8 |
1361 | Why do you think I feed you "Mighty Dog"? | 1.2712 | 0.04201 | 177 | 139 | 28 | 10 |
1362 | Don’t worry, you’ve had your rabies shot. | 1.2712 | 0.04045 | 177 | 137 | 32 | 8 |
1363 | You just HAD to go for a walk! | 1.2712 | 0.03800 | 177 | 134 | 38 | 5 |
1364 | Even that won't make you poop? | 1.2712 | 0.04201 | 177 | 139 | 28 | 10 |
1365 | Don't worry. It's a vegan. | 1.2701 | 0.04006 | 174 | 134 | 33 | 7 |
1366 | Maybe if you growl ---- | 1.2701 | 0.03836 | 174 | 132 | 37 | 5 |
1367 | Do you need to go NOW? | 1.2701 | 0.04168 | 174 | 136 | 29 | 9 |
1368 | A werewolf. Once, your kind were a wolf too. | 1.2701 | 0.04401 | 174 | 139 | 23 | 12 |
1369 | Hard to believe that he was once just a little toxic byproduct. | 1.2701 | 0.04168 | 174 | 136 | 29 | 9 |
1370 | So, this is what you're running away from in your sleep? | 1.2697 | 0.03865 | 178 | 136 | 36 | 6 |
1371 | Yeah, yeah, I know, three riddles to pass... | 1.2697 | 0.04180 | 178 | 140 | 28 | 10 |
1372 | I've never seen one before either. | 1.2697 | 0.03865 | 178 | 136 | 36 | 6 |
1373 | i think that adding CBD oil to your food has helped to calm you down so far. | 1.2697 | 0.04026 | 178 | 138 | 32 | 8 |
1374 | See? When you confront your fears, it's not nearly as scary." | 1.2697 | 0.03865 | 178 | 136 | 36 | 6 |
1375 | And yet, squirrels are scarier how? | 1.2697 | 0.04180 | 178 | 140 | 28 | 10 |
1376 | It's wagging, so that's a good sign. | 1.2695 | 0.04112 | 167 | 129 | 31 | 7 |
1377 | You rescue me this time. | 1.2690 | 0.04214 | 171 | 134 | 28 | 9 |
1378 | This is the last time I take you on a blind date. | 1.2690 | 0.04214 | 171 | 137 | 24 | 10 |
1379 | It’s just reality, don’t worry. | 1.2690 | 0.04048 | 171 | 132 | 32 | 7 |
1380 | I know I told you your father was a lab...But the truth is your father was invented in a lab. Christopher Canaan, New Hope PA | 1.2686 | 0.04379 | 175 | 140 | 23 | 12 |
1381 | Good dog, Sparky. Trust your instincts. | 1.2686 | 0.04226 | 175 | 138 | 27 | 10 |
1382 | ok, NOW DO YOU HAVE TO GO ? | 1.2686 | 0.04226 | 175 | 138 | 27 | 10 |
1383 | If you were more like Sweetums here you too could go off leash. | 1.2686 | 0.04379 | 175 | 140 | 23 | 12 |
1384 | It's okay, he's a rescue. | 1.2686 | 0.03818 | 175 | 133 | 37 | 5 |
1385 | And that is what will happen to you, if you don't keep taking your flea and tick medication. | 1.2686 | 0.04147 | 175 | 137 | 29 | 9 |
1386 | Who's the real monster here? At least he didn't poop in my shoe. | 1.2686 | 0.04147 | 175 | 137 | 29 | 9 |
1387 | Why don’t we skip the alpha dog contest this time? | 1.2686 | 0.03818 | 175 | 133 | 37 | 5 |
1388 | I know that look – you will not sniff his butt! | 1.2686 | 0.04226 | 175 | 138 | 27 | 10 |
1389 | Well, you said you wanted to meet your ‘real’ father. | 1.2686 | 0.03903 | 175 | 136 | 32 | 7 |
1390 | This is why you shouldn't lie on your dating profile. | 1.2686 | 0.04147 | 175 | 137 | 29 | 9 |
1391 | Look who's too good for the leash law | 1.2686 | 0.04067 | 175 | 136 | 31 | 8 |
1392 | Now we know who has been pooping in our yard! | 1.2686 | 0.04379 | 175 | 140 | 23 | 12 |
1393 | Just pee, will you. | 1.2686 | 0.03903 | 175 | 134 | 35 | 6 |
1394 | You just had to mark your territory. | 1.2686 | 0.04147 | 175 | 137 | 29 | 9 |
1395 | I hate it when people think they don't need a leash! | 1.2686 | 0.04147 | 175 | 137 | 29 | 9 |
1396 | Are you going to let him bully you? | 1.2686 | 0.04067 | 175 | 136 | 31 | 8 |
1397 | You wanna go smell his butt? | 1.2686 | 0.04226 | 175 | 138 | 27 | 10 |
1398 | What are you waiting for, dog ? Sic 'em | 1.2686 | 0.03903 | 175 | 134 | 35 | 6 |
1399 | So you're not actually a "guard dog," you just really hate UPS. Do I have that right? | 1.2674 | 0.04111 | 172 | 134 | 30 | 8 |
1400 | I told you this place was a hell hole. | 1.2674 | 0.04027 | 172 | 133 | 32 | 7 |
1401 | So he's the one behind all the robocalls. | 1.2674 | 0.04273 | 172 | 136 | 26 | 10 |
1402 | Okay Fido. This is your chance to be man's best friend. | 1.2674 | 0.04027 | 172 | 133 | 32 | 7 |
1403 | See, I told you it wasn't the neighbor's cat. | 1.2674 | 0.04111 | 172 | 134 | 30 | 8 |
1404 | Don't turn around, Pixie, he doesn't appear to be spayed. | 1.2674 | 0.04273 | 172 | 136 | 26 | 10 |
1405 | Not so keen on barking now, are you? | 1.2674 | 0.04027 | 172 | 133 | 32 | 7 |
1406 | did you bring the snickers bar? | 1.2674 | 0.04273 | 172 | 136 | 26 | 10 |
1407 | Don't worry, he won't replace you. | 1.2674 | 0.04273 | 172 | 136 | 26 | 10 |
1408 | Leash laws at this dog park are a joke. | 1.2674 | 0.04027 | 172 | 133 | 32 | 7 |
1409 | Well, go on. Scare him off. | 1.2674 | 0.03765 | 172 | 130 | 38 | 4 |
1410 | Perhaps if I don't make eye contact, he won't ask to pet my dog. | 1.2674 | 0.03854 | 172 | 131 | 36 | 5 |
1411 | Now would be a good time to unlearn your good citizen training. | 1.2674 | 0.03942 | 172 | 132 | 34 | 6 |
1412 | OK, here’s the plan: I’ll go get help while you go sniff her butt. | 1.2674 | 0.04273 | 172 | 136 | 26 | 10 |
1413 | I'm sorry if you can you smell my fear | 1.2674 | 0.03854 | 172 | 131 | 36 | 5 |
1414 | So, do you want to talk to him or should I? | 1.2674 | 0.04111 | 172 | 134 | 30 | 8 |
1415 | Don't worry, I'm sure his bark is worse than his bite. | 1.2671 | 0.04295 | 161 | 126 | 27 | 8 |
1416 | I don’t think you have met my mother-in-law. | 1.2670 | 0.04205 | 176 | 139 | 27 | 10 |
1417 | Snurt, I'd like you to meet our new rescue, Hairy Freaky Beast. Now be nice. | 1.2670 | 0.04281 | 176 | 140 | 25 | 11 |
1418 | I think the squirrels brought in the heavy artillary. | 1.2670 | 0.04047 | 176 | 137 | 31 | 8 |
1419 | This would not be a good time not to lift your leg. | 1.2670 | 0.04127 | 176 | 138 | 29 | 9 |
1420 | Be careful what you ask for... we only have 3 wishes. | 1.2670 | 0.03966 | 176 | 136 | 33 | 7 |
1421 | Now you don't bark? | 1.2670 | 0.04127 | 176 | 138 | 29 | 9 |
1422 | I don’t know about you but I’m ready to pee. | 1.2667 | 0.04395 | 165 | 131 | 24 | 10 |
1423 | I bet he just wants to sniff your butt. | 1.2663 | 0.04239 | 169 | 133 | 27 | 9 |
1424 | And yet the mailman sets you off. | 1.2659 | 0.04171 | 173 | 136 | 28 | 9 |
1425 | Don't be afraid, I have your back. | 1.2659 | 0.04048 | 173 | 137 | 27 | 9 |
1426 | Attack, Spike! | 1.2659 | 0.04090 | 173 | 135 | 30 | 8 |
1427 | I'm not picking this one up. | 1.2659 | 0.03922 | 173 | 133 | 34 | 6 |
1428 | Now you know how we feel. | 1.2659 | 0.04090 | 173 | 135 | 30 | 8 |
1429 | You didn't bring your bone did you? | 1.2659 | 0.04251 | 173 | 137 | 26 | 10 |
1430 | Duffy, now is not the time to be a brave dog. | 1.2659 | 0.04007 | 173 | 134 | 32 | 7 |
1431 | Don’t hold back on the emotional support. | 1.2658 | 0.04345 | 158 | 124 | 26 | 8 |
1432 | This is the part where you are supposed to bark. | 1.2658 | 0.04155 | 158 | 122 | 30 | 6 |
1433 | You realize you two share 99.7% of the same DNA? | 1.2655 | 0.04183 | 177 | 140 | 27 | 10 |
1434 | Go ahead, just growl back. | 1.2651 | 0.03932 | 166 | 127 | 34 | 5 |
1435 | Who's not realizing their full potential at the dog run now? | 1.2651 | 0.04371 | 166 | 132 | 24 | 10 |
1436 | What....nothing to say ? | 1.2651 | 0.04113 | 166 | 129 | 30 | 7 |
1437 | You're the one who was begging for a walk. | 1.2651 | 0.03741 | 166 | 125 | 38 | 3 |
1438 | I'm really not sure...is it one of your relatives or one of mine? | 1.2651 | 0.04371 | 166 | 132 | 24 | 10 |
1439 | It's only for the weekend. | 1.2647 | 0.04134 | 170 | 133 | 29 | 8 |
1440 | I think it wants us to take a selfie, | 1.2644 | 0.04069 | 174 | 136 | 30 | 8 |
1441 | Oh, hell. | 1.2642 | 0.04412 | 159 | 126 | 24 | 9 |
1442 | Being a good boy is a risk-reward concept. | 1.2638 | 0.03972 | 163 | 125 | 33 | 5 |
1443 | That's what happens when you eat your own poop. | 1.2635 | 0.04264 | 167 | 132 | 26 | 9 |
1444 | Ah, it's off-leash hours. | 1.2635 | 0.04264 | 167 | 132 | 26 | 9 |
1445 | Don’t worry, Baxter, he’s ‘no bark, all bite.’ | 1.2635 | 0.04264 | 167 | 132 | 26 | 9 |
1446 | Be gentle. | 1.2635 | 0.04348 | 167 | 133 | 24 | 10 |
1447 | He says he's made a bit of a mess and wants to know whether you've a spare poop bag | 1.2635 | 0.04091 | 167 | 130 | 30 | 7 |
1448 | Now you know why they don't let him in the dog run during a full moon. | 1.2635 | 0.04091 | 167 | 130 | 30 | 7 |
1449 | ....and think about how strong the puppies will be. Besides, the stud fee is non-refundable. | 1.2635 | 0.04264 | 167 | 132 | 26 | 9 |
1450 | I’m sorry but you still have to “do your business” before we go home. | 1.2635 | 0.03818 | 167 | 127 | 36 | 4 |
1451 | Do you see what I see? | 1.2635 | 0.04002 | 167 | 129 | 32 | 6 |
1452 | How long has this been going on? | 1.2635 | 0.04091 | 167 | 130 | 30 | 7 |
1453 | One of us should be barking aggressively. | 1.2635 | 0.04091 | 167 | 130 | 30 | 7 |
1454 | don't look in his eyes! | 1.2635 | 0.04002 | 167 | 129 | 32 | 6 |
1455 | Just do your poop so we can get the hell out of here. | 1.2635 | 0.04091 | 167 | 130 | 30 | 7 |
1456 | I'm over the moon. | 1.2635 | 0.04002 | 167 | 129 | 32 | 6 |
1457 | Go ahead, bark! | 1.2635 | 0.04511 | 167 | 135 | 20 | 12 |
1458 | I guess I'm the bitch now... | 1.2635 | 0.04264 | 167 | 132 | 26 | 9 |
1459 | At my friends you bark, but now? Nada | 1.2635 | 0.04430 | 167 | 134 | 22 | 11 |
1460 | Don't let Mr. Baskervilles' appearance put you off. His kennel's Yelp reviews are excellent. | 1.2635 | 0.03865 | 167 | 130 | 31 | 6 |
1461 | Now’s a good time to show your dominance. | 1.2635 | 0.03911 | 167 | 128 | 34 | 5 |
1462 | If it wants to smell your butt, let's just go with it. | 1.2635 | 0.04091 | 167 | 130 | 30 | 7 |
1463 | Just think, Rex, all this used to be glacial. | 1.2635 | 0.04179 | 167 | 131 | 28 | 8 |
1464 | He's so cute. Has he had his rabies shot yet? | 1.2635 | 0.04179 | 167 | 131 | 28 | 8 |
1465 | Can I borrow your doggie bag? | 1.2635 | 0.04430 | 167 | 134 | 22 | 11 |
1466 | So you'll bark at grandma but not this? | 1.2632 | 0.03941 | 171 | 132 | 33 | 6 |
1467 | He's only available once a month but they say he's the absolute best trans species relationship therapist in the business! | 1.2632 | 0.04276 | 171 | 136 | 25 | 10 |
1468 | What do you mean you've always wanted a baby brother? | 1.2632 | 0.04195 | 171 | 135 | 27 | 9 |
1469 | At least we know he’s not carrying a concealed weapon. | 1.2632 | 0.03941 | 171 | 132 | 33 | 6 |
1470 | I wouldn't sniff this one's butt if I were you. | 1.2632 | 0.03941 | 171 | 132 | 33 | 6 |
1471 | It's the wife's turn to walk the dog, but I should be glad to do it she says, 'cuz it's so beautiful out with the full moon . . . | 1.2632 | 0.04112 | 171 | 134 | 29 | 8 |
1472 | Relax! You don't taste that good. | 1.2632 | 0.04276 | 171 | 136 | 25 | 10 |
1473 | You never complained about traditional roles all the years I’ve worn a plastic bag on my hand. | 1.2632 | 0.04028 | 171 | 133 | 31 | 7 |
1474 | A threat? No, I think we need more facts. | 1.2632 | 0.04356 | 171 | 137 | 23 | 11 |
1475 | You should start barking NOW!! | 1.2632 | 0.04195 | 171 | 135 | 27 | 9 |
1476 | If you’re good, I’m good. | 1.2628 | 0.04179 | 156 | 121 | 29 | 6 |
1477 | Why can't you be more like your brother? | 1.2628 | 0.04179 | 156 | 121 | 29 | 6 |
1478 | Just pretend he identifies as a poodle. | 1.2622 | 0.04136 | 164 | 128 | 29 | 7 |
1479 | Just like he said Sparky, we need immigration reform | 1.2622 | 0.04399 | 164 | 131 | 23 | 10 |
1480 | Muffy, trust me, you’re going to want to roll over for this one. | 1.2622 | 0.03951 | 164 | 126 | 33 | 5 |
1481 | Let’s go, Boy. I don’t think we’re going to see any any bunnies tonight. | 1.2622 | 0.04136 | 164 | 128 | 29 | 7 |
1482 | Rusty, this is why leashes are so important. | 1.2622 | 0.04313 | 164 | 130 | 25 | 9 |
1483 | George, I said it's OK to chase squirrels - this is not a squirrel! | 1.2622 | 0.04313 | 164 | 130 | 25 | 9 |
1484 | We better play dead. | 1.2622 | 0.03855 | 164 | 125 | 35 | 4 |
1485 | Did you change our dosage again? | 1.2622 | 0.04136 | 164 | 128 | 29 | 7 |
1486 | Are you saying you can see this too? | 1.2622 | 0.04399 | 164 | 130 | 23 | 10 |
1487 | You must be kidding, that's your dad? | 1.2622 | 0.04136 | 164 | 128 | 29 | 7 |
1488 | I told you about eating table scraps | 1.2622 | 0.04483 | 164 | 132 | 21 | 11 |
1489 | Don't judge me, I made the deal with him when I was eight | 1.2622 | 0.04136 | 164 | 128 | 29 | 7 |
1490 | It was you scratching at the door for a night walk. Own this moment. | 1.2622 | 0.04225 | 164 | 129 | 27 | 8 |
1491 | Remind me to bring an extra ball. | 1.2622 | 0.04313 | 164 | 130 | 25 | 9 |
1492 | I wanted you to meet my nightmare | 1.2622 | 0.04399 | 164 | 131 | 23 | 10 |
1493 | Don’t worry. It’s just someone with a different opinion. | 1.2622 | 0.04399 | 164 | 131 | 23 | 10 |
1494 | So what do you say? Next time we'll stick with the dog park? | 1.2622 | 0.04225 | 164 | 129 | 27 | 8 |
1495 | Welp you tracked down the scent,now what? | 1.2622 | 0.03855 | 164 | 125 | 35 | 4 |
1496 | I'm the one who should be shaking, you're just the appetizer. | 1.2622 | 0.03951 | 164 | 126 | 33 | 5 |
1497 | It's either a meme or a trope. | 1.2622 | 0.04044 | 164 | 131 | 25 | 8 |
1498 | Maybe Tinder is not for you. | 1.2622 | 0.04399 | 164 | 131 | 23 | 10 |
1499 | Given the magnitude of our current situation, I'm guessing that 'sic im' would be ill-advised. | 1.2622 | 0.04044 | 164 | 127 | 31 | 6 |
1500 | Well I hope you’re happy now, Mr. “Won’t go within a mile of the house.” | 1.2619 | 0.04242 | 168 | 133 | 26 | 9 |
1501 | Actually, the full moon was a couple of days ago. It's a waning gibbous now. | 1.2619 | 0.04242 | 168 | 133 | 26 | 9 |
1502 | Now will you poop? | 1.2619 | 0.04157 | 168 | 132 | 28 | 8 |
1503 | Yeah buddy, I think we walked really far from home, like, really far. | 1.2619 | 0.04070 | 168 | 131 | 30 | 7 |
1504 | Always knew you were all bark and no bite. | 1.2619 | 0.03891 | 168 | 129 | 34 | 5 |
1505 | This is what will happen if you fail obedience school. | 1.2619 | 0.04157 | 168 | 132 | 28 | 8 |
1506 | That's a bad dog. | 1.2619 | 0.03982 | 168 | 130 | 32 | 6 |
1507 | WOLF, not WOOF! | 1.2619 | 0.04487 | 168 | 136 | 20 | 12 |
1508 | You know... you bark a big game. | 1.2619 | 0.03982 | 168 | 130 | 32 | 6 |
1509 | Sic em, Rex! | 1.2619 | 0.03982 | 168 | 130 | 32 | 6 |
1510 | I knew we should have gotten you spayed. | 1.2619 | 0.03982 | 168 | 130 | 32 | 6 |
1511 | You see why I picked you. | 1.2619 | 0.04325 | 168 | 134 | 24 | 10 |
1512 | You know, Sparky, in your DNA there werewolves. | 1.2619 | 0.04157 | 168 | 132 | 28 | 8 |
1513 | So that's the guy you were with before I found you at the rescue center? | 1.2619 | 0.04406 | 168 | 135 | 22 | 11 |
1514 | Don’t embarrass me now. | 1.2619 | 0.03891 | 168 | 129 | 34 | 5 |
1515 | The neighbors said he doesn't bite, but I'm not buying it tonight. | 1.2619 | 0.04070 | 168 | 131 | 30 | 7 |
1516 | This is what happens to bad dogs. | 1.2616 | 0.04173 | 172 | 136 | 27 | 9 |
1517 | Hope you're happy now because I just peed in my pants! | 1.2616 | 0.04173 | 172 | 136 | 27 | 9 |
1518 | Is this that uncle you’ve been telling me about? | 1.2609 | 0.04273 | 161 | 127 | 26 | 8 |
1519 | Doesn't this werewolf's owner know it's a leashed park? | 1.2606 | 0.04203 | 165 | 130 | 27 | 8 |
1520 | Leash laws? Please! | 1.2606 | 0.04459 | 165 | 133 | 21 | 11 |
1521 | Oh, and by the way, one of the possible side effects of your new flea collar is the chance of hallucinations.” | 1.2606 | 0.04114 | 165 | 129 | 29 | 7 |
1522 | THIS is who you wanted to set me up with? | 1.2606 | 0.04459 | 165 | 133 | 21 | 11 |
1523 | How long will this take? | 1.2606 | 0.04023 | 165 | 128 | 31 | 6 |
1524 | Now that we've both done our business, let's go home. | 1.2606 | 0.04114 | 165 | 129 | 29 | 7 |
1525 | Can you just do your business so we can go home? | 1.2606 | 0.04114 | 165 | 129 | 29 | 7 |
1526 | Kill the man. I can be your best friend. | 1.2606 | 0.04203 | 165 | 130 | 27 | 8 |
1527 | What do you mean `sometimes it really is the size of the dog in the fight`? | 1.2606 | 0.03835 | 165 | 126 | 35 | 4 |
1528 | That little bit of DNA makes you howl at the moon | 1.2606 | 0.03737 | 165 | 125 | 37 | 3 |
1529 | I don't think he cares this is an on-leash park? | 1.2606 | 0.04203 | 165 | 130 | 27 | 8 |
1530 | Relax boy. You're mother is just going through menopause. | 1.2606 | 0.04375 | 165 | 134 | 20 | 11 |
1531 | This could be you if you don't finish school.... | 1.2606 | 0.04290 | 165 | 131 | 25 | 9 |
1532 | No...it's not your father. | 1.2606 | 0.04375 | 165 | 132 | 23 | 10 |
1533 | Come on, Stanley, do your business and let's go home. | 1.2606 | 0.04290 | 165 | 131 | 25 | 9 |
1534 | Now do you have to go? | 1.2606 | 0.04375 | 165 | 132 | 23 | 10 |
1535 | Do NOT try to sniff his butt, Roy. | 1.2606 | 0.03930 | 165 | 127 | 33 | 5 |
1536 | Don't worry its just mommy back from the sales at the Mall | 1.2606 | 0.04290 | 165 | 131 | 25 | 9 |
1537 | Obviously the guy he's looking for has a "Boufront" hairdo and hangs out in the Oval Office. | 1.2606 | 0.04023 | 165 | 128 | 31 | 6 |
1538 | Don't just stand there. Attack! | 1.2606 | 0.04023 | 165 | 128 | 31 | 6 |
1539 | You're birth father. Happy now? | 1.2606 | 0.04023 | 165 | 128 | 31 | 6 |
1540 | He's basically a squirrel, but bigger. | 1.2606 | 0.04023 | 165 | 128 | 31 | 6 |
1541 | So much for happy little trees. | 1.2606 | 0.04290 | 165 | 131 | 25 | 9 |
1542 | Were you trolling the Internet again? | 1.2606 | 0.03835 | 165 | 126 | 35 | 4 |
1543 | The last presidential election was scarier than he is! | 1.2606 | 0.04621 | 165 | 135 | 17 | 13 |
1544 | You agree, he is a bit too melodramatic? | 1.2606 | 0.04023 | 165 | 128 | 31 | 6 |
1545 | Please tell me that’s a friend of yours. | 1.2606 | 0.04203 | 165 | 130 | 27 | 8 |
1546 | You bark like crazy at your own reflection, but this — nothing? | 1.2606 | 0.04114 | 165 | 129 | 29 | 7 |
1547 | Are you going to play nice this time like we talked about? | 1.2606 | 0.04114 | 165 | 129 | 29 | 7 |
1548 | Don't be scared. Your therapy human is right here. | 1.2606 | 0.04203 | 165 | 130 | 27 | 8 |
1549 | See, I TOLD you that people don't really look like their online dating profile pictures! Are you still sure I was trying to ruin your life when I told you not to go out with this guy? | 1.2606 | 0.04290 | 165 | 131 | 25 | 9 |
1550 | Come along Buddy. I don't think he plays well with others. | 1.2606 | 0.04023 | 165 | 128 | 31 | 6 |
1551 | I adopted you for a reason. | 1.2606 | 0.04023 | 165 | 128 | 31 | 6 |
1552 | And yet you bark at the mailman. | 1.2606 | 0.04114 | 165 | 129 | 29 | 7 |
1553 | Still glad you signed up for that ‘find your ancestors gene test’” | 1.2604 | 0.03961 | 169 | 131 | 32 | 6 |
1554 | Squirrel | 1.2604 | 0.03961 | 169 | 131 | 32 | 6 |
1555 | Don’t stare, you’ll make him feel that he’s odd. | 1.2601 | 0.04152 | 173 | 137 | 27 | 9 |
1556 | You dragged me all the way out here to see this? | 1.2601 | 0.03814 | 173 | 133 | 35 | 5 |
1557 | That is the worst case of PMS I've ever seen. | 1.2595 | 0.04229 | 158 | 124 | 27 | 7 |
1558 | No, you can't sniff him. | 1.2593 | 0.04066 | 162 | 126 | 30 | 6 |
1559 | And the note said "midnight at the bog for all-you-can-eat doggy treats"? | 1.2593 | 0.03872 | 162 | 124 | 34 | 4 |
1560 | Well, you did ask for help with the neighborhood cat. | 1.2593 | 0.04066 | 162 | 126 | 30 | 6 |
1561 | I thought I was your best friend | 1.2593 | 0.04159 | 162 | 127 | 28 | 7 |
1562 | But socializing is important at your age. | 1.2593 | 0.04159 | 162 | 130 | 25 | 7 |
1563 | I'm sorry, but I warned you. If you don't go, I'd get something to scare it out of you. | 1.2593 | 0.03970 | 162 | 125 | 32 | 5 |
1564 | Now. Play nice! | 1.2593 | 0.04427 | 162 | 130 | 22 | 10 |
1565 | The dog therapist says you have to face your fears. | 1.2593 | 0.03970 | 162 | 125 | 32 | 5 |
1566 | OK, you've answered the call of the wild. Now what? | 1.2593 | 0.04159 | 162 | 127 | 28 | 7 |
1567 | Really? Are you sure you can't pee anywhere else? | 1.2593 | 0.04159 | 162 | 127 | 28 | 7 |
1568 | He can smell fear. | 1.2593 | 0.04250 | 162 | 128 | 26 | 8 |
1569 | See. This is what you were barking your damn fool head off over. | 1.2593 | 0.04339 | 162 | 129 | 24 | 9 |
1570 | He wants to know if you marked his spot. | 1.2593 | 0.04066 | 162 | 126 | 30 | 6 |
1571 | Now will you hurry up and pee? | 1.2593 | 0.04339 | 162 | 129 | 24 | 9 |
1572 | Anyone you know? | 1.2593 | 0.04066 | 162 | 126 | 30 | 6 |
1573 | Your turn. | 1.2593 | 0.03970 | 162 | 125 | 32 | 5 |
1574 | Oh, okay. Now you stop barking. | 1.2593 | 0.03970 | 162 | 125 | 32 | 5 |
1575 | So this is the Brad you just play fetch with? | 1.2593 | 0.03970 | 162 | 125 | 32 | 5 |
1576 | Rex, stop staring, werewolves don't like it when we stare. | 1.2593 | 0.04250 | 162 | 128 | 26 | 8 |
1577 | Well if you don’t know what it is it can’t eat you. | 1.2593 | 0.04250 | 162 | 128 | 26 | 8 |
1578 | Do you feel like showing your combat training or we just leave? | 1.2593 | 0.04066 | 162 | 126 | 30 | 6 |
1579 | You're always claiming to be a guard dog. Here's your chance. | 1.2593 | 0.04159 | 162 | 127 | 28 | 7 |
1580 | Good thing we had you fixed... | 1.2593 | 0.03970 | 162 | 125 | 32 | 5 |
1581 | no - he is not lost and no - we can't take him home with us. | 1.2593 | 0.04159 | 162 | 127 | 28 | 7 |
1582 | Think you can lick him? | 1.2593 | 0.04339 | 162 | 129 | 24 | 9 |
1583 | Now Gordon, this is what happens when you pee on the carpet." | 1.2590 | 0.04267 | 166 | 132 | 25 | 9 |
1584 | I should've gone with the German Shepherd | 1.2590 | 0.04002 | 166 | 129 | 31 | 6 |
1585 | I’m so glad I can run faster than you.” | 1.2590 | 0.04092 | 166 | 130 | 29 | 7 |
1586 | Yes it’s off-leash — what’s the problem? | 1.2590 | 0.03909 | 166 | 128 | 33 | 5 |
1587 | He says his home has become unbearably hot so he is moving up here. | 1.2590 | 0.04267 | 166 | 132 | 25 | 9 |
1588 | Bet he’ll howl if you do. | 1.2590 | 0.04180 | 166 | 131 | 27 | 8 |
1589 | I know, it sucks to run into your ex. | 1.2590 | 0.04373 | 139 | 108 | 26 | 5 |
1590 | Well, what are you waiting for? | 1.2583 | 0.04251 | 151 | 118 | 27 | 6 |
1591 | It's times like this that I regret having you neutered. | 1.2579 | 0.04205 | 159 | 125 | 27 | 7 |
1592 | See, this is what I'd expect you to grow into. | 1.2577 | 0.04316 | 163 | 130 | 24 | 9 |
1593 | Is there no where we can go to get away from politics? | 1.2577 | 0.04653 | 163 | 134 | 16 | 13 |
1594 | Do not make eye contact. | 1.2577 | 0.04227 | 163 | 129 | 26 | 8 |
1595 | You just had to pee here, didn’t ya boy? | 1.2577 | 0.04227 | 163 | 129 | 26 | 8 |
1596 | Silly me! When the weatherman said it was beastly outside, I assumed he meant the temperature. | 1.2577 | 0.04227 | 163 | 129 | 26 | 8 |
1597 | Piddling doesn't help. | 1.2577 | 0.04227 | 163 | 129 | 26 | 8 |
1598 | Here’s the plan. I’m going to throw you at it and run. | 1.2577 | 0.04316 | 163 | 130 | 24 | 9 |
1599 | It’s just a vacuum cleaner, Max. | 1.2575 | 0.04158 | 167 | 132 | 27 | 8 |
1600 | You don't have to outrun him. You just have to outrun me... | 1.2571 | 0.04462 | 140 | 110 | 24 | 6 |
1601 | Your birth dad won unsupervised visitation." | 1.2563 | 0.04275 | 160 | 127 | 25 | 8 |
1602 | His bark is worse than his bite. | 1.2563 | 0.03890 | 160 | 123 | 33 | 4 |
1603 | I don’t care what his parents let him do, you’re not allowed off-leash in the enchanted forest. | 1.2563 | 0.04182 | 160 | 126 | 27 | 7 |
1604 | Kill. | 1.2563 | 0.03990 | 160 | 124 | 31 | 5 |
1605 | I know it looks like a tree and you have an urge to pee, but trust me on this one. | 1.2563 | 0.03990 | 160 | 124 | 31 | 5 |
1606 | Want to try off-leash today? | 1.2563 | 0.03990 | 160 | 124 | 31 | 5 |
1607 | What if I told you he worked for UPS? | 1.2563 | 0.04087 | 160 | 125 | 29 | 6 |
1608 | That would be your cue to bark. | 1.2563 | 0.03890 | 160 | 123 | 33 | 4 |
1609 | Frankly, I don’t think it much matters whether it’s a werewolf or an ogre. We’re screwed. | 1.2563 | 0.04366 | 160 | 128 | 23 | 9 |
1610 | So I'm thinking, now, maybe you'll bring the ball back when I throw it? | 1.2563 | 0.04275 | 160 | 127 | 25 | 8 |
1611 | I did say, “...you maybe disappointed when you meet your real dad!” But, Noo! | 1.2563 | 0.04275 | 160 | 127 | 25 | 8 |
1612 | No more Netflix for you. | 1.2563 | 0.04087 | 160 | 125 | 29 | 6 |
1613 | I guess we can't walk here any more since they drained the swamp. | 1.2563 | 0.04543 | 160 | 130 | 19 | 11 |
1614 | How are you afraid of your own reflection in the dishwasher but not this? | 1.2563 | 0.04182 | 160 | 126 | 27 | 7 |
1615 | I think he can smell fear, too. | 1.2563 | 0.03890 | 160 | 123 | 33 | 4 |
1616 | Just think of him as the mailman! | 1.2563 | 0.04275 | 160 | 127 | 25 | 8 |
1617 | We're not going to need that doggie bag after all | 1.2563 | 0.04366 | 160 | 128 | 23 | 9 |
1618 | I told you to stay on the trail. | 1.2563 | 0.03990 | 160 | 124 | 31 | 5 |
1619 | Perhaps skip scent marking this spot today. | 1.2563 | 0.04087 | 160 | 125 | 29 | 6 |
1620 | Still... no poop! | 1.2561 | 0.04022 | 164 | 128 | 30 | 6 |
1621 | If you learn to growl like that, you will be more useful. | 1.2561 | 0.04378 | 164 | 132 | 22 | 10 |
1622 | ‘It’s just a cat.’ | 1.2548 | 0.04132 | 157 | 123 | 28 | 6 |
1623 | Owner to dog, ATTACK “Dog to Owner , RETREAT | 1.2548 | 0.04325 | 157 | 125 | 24 | 8 |
1624 | I told you this territory was already claimed... | 1.2548 | 0.04229 | 157 | 124 | 26 | 7 |
1625 | This would be a good time for you to bark menacingly. | 1.2548 | 0.03929 | 157 | 121 | 32 | 4 |
1626 | The next panel is not for the faint of heart. | 1.2548 | 0.04032 | 157 | 122 | 30 | 5 |
1627 | Don't be scared, Sparky, it's only the president. | 1.2548 | 0.04510 | 157 | 127 | 20 | 10 |
1628 | No . . . I don't think it's a vegetarian. | 1.2548 | 0.04510 | 157 | 127 | 20 | 10 |
1629 | It's just a bad dream. | 1.2548 | 0.04229 | 157 | 124 | 26 | 7 |
1630 | Well? Either sniff his butt or don't, but let's go! Jeopardy starts in five minutes! | 1.2548 | 0.04325 | 157 | 125 | 24 | 8 |
1631 | Easy boy, after 2020 you won’t have to fight him. | 1.2548 | 0.04032 | 157 | 122 | 30 | 5 |
1632 | Well, let's see what I get from paying for your guard dog training. | 1.2548 | 0.03929 | 157 | 121 | 32 | 4 |
1633 | How does he get away with no leash? | 1.2548 | 0.03824 | 157 | 120 | 34 | 3 |
1634 | It's the black sheep of our family, Bailey. | 1.2548 | 0.04510 | 157 | 127 | 20 | 10 |
1635 | Can you take care of this, my trusted little friend, or do I have to get involved? | 1.2548 | 0.04132 | 157 | 123 | 28 | 6 |
1636 | Who’s afraid of the big bad wolf? | 1.2548 | 0.04229 | 157 | 124 | 26 | 7 |
1637 | He didn't get his coffee today!!!! | 1.2548 | 0.03929 | 157 | 121 | 32 | 4 |
1638 | Lupin, Sirius, and Snape reunite by moonlight | 1.2548 | 0.04418 | 157 | 126 | 22 | 9 |
1639 | I think that's the ghost of the neighbor's cat, isn't it? | 1.2548 | 0.04418 | 157 | 126 | 22 | 9 |
1640 | Stay... stay... good boy! | 1.2548 | 0.04032 | 157 | 122 | 30 | 5 |
1641 | I'm telling you for the last time it's just a squirrel | 1.2548 | 0.04032 | 157 | 122 | 30 | 5 |
1642 | He doesn't need a leash. | 1.2548 | 0.04132 | 157 | 123 | 28 | 6 |
1643 | OK, Sally Lou, let’s turn real slow-like and head for home. Nooooo running and Nooooo barking! | 1.2548 | 0.04032 | 157 | 122 | 30 | 5 |
1644 | This is the kind of intimidation I'm looking for you to provide while we're away from the house. | 1.2548 | 0.04132 | 157 | 123 | 28 | 6 |
1645 | Is he related on the Wolf side of the family? | 1.2548 | 0.04132 | 157 | 123 | 28 | 6 |
1646 | That reminds me, did I forget to feed the cat before your walk? | 1.2548 | 0.04032 | 157 | 122 | 30 | 5 |
1647 | This is where the wild things live Maurice | 1.2548 | 0.03929 | 157 | 121 | 32 | 4 |
1648 | Hey buddy, go git ‘im. | 1.2548 | 0.04418 | 157 | 126 | 22 | 9 |
1649 | That's why you always must be nice to girl dogs. | 1.2548 | 0.03929 | 157 | 121 | 32 | 4 |
1650 | NO, I DON'T HAVE ANY IDEA WHERE HIS SQUEAKY THING IS. | 1.2548 | 0.04132 | 157 | 123 | 28 | 6 |
1651 | It’s ok to bark! | 1.2548 | 0.04132 | 157 | 123 | 28 | 6 |
1652 | In retrospect, wouldn't the wee-wee pad have been a better idea? | 1.2548 | 0.04132 | 157 | 123 | 28 | 6 |
1653 | When I said 'nice doggie,' I wasn't talking to you. | 1.2548 | 0.04418 | 157 | 126 | 22 | 9 |
1654 | And that's why we need a wall. | 1.2548 | 0.04229 | 157 | 124 | 26 | 7 |
1655 | If he thinks that I’m going to pick up his poop too he’s got another thing coming. | 1.2548 | 0.04325 | 157 | 125 | 24 | 8 |
1656 | You couldn't resist howling at the full moon could you? | 1.2548 | 0.04229 | 157 | 124 | 26 | 7 |
1657 | This reunion is touching, but it's time you were told that your brother was adopted. | 1.2548 | 0.04325 | 157 | 125 | 24 | 8 |
1658 | If he attacks, don't be too rough on him when you pin him down. | 1.2548 | 0.04418 | 157 | 126 | 22 | 9 |
1659 | So, genius, what’s your answer to The Call of the Wild? | 1.2548 | 0.04132 | 157 | 123 | 28 | 6 |
1660 | All that barking and it's just Grendel... | 1.2548 | 0.04032 | 157 | 122 | 30 | 5 |
1661 | I see how it is--no mail uniform, and you clam up. | 1.2548 | 0.04032 | 157 | 122 | 30 | 5 |
1662 | I told you sooner or later marking your spot for dominance was going to be challenged | 1.2547 | 0.04251 | 161 | 128 | 25 | 8 |
1663 | You just couldn't wait until morning when he goes back to hell?! | 1.2547 | 0.04342 | 161 | 129 | 23 | 9 |
1664 | It's just our President in disguise. | 1.2547 | 0.04430 | 161 | 130 | 21 | 10 |
1665 | Luke, is that your father? | 1.2547 | 0.04517 | 161 | 131 | 19 | 11 |
1666 | Sorry, buddy. It’s a dog-eat-dog world. | 1.2547 | 0.04159 | 161 | 127 | 27 | 7 |
1667 | Remember it's not the size of the dog in the fight, but the size of the fight in the dog. | 1.2547 | 0.04159 | 161 | 127 | 27 | 7 |
1668 | Yes, you're distantly related, but he's not really "man's best friend" material. | 1.2547 | 0.04065 | 161 | 126 | 29 | 6 |
1669 | I guess this is as good a time as any to suggest showing a little more ambition. | 1.2532 | 0.03969 | 154 | 119 | 31 | 4 |
1670 | It has a lot to do with how you are raised. | 1.2532 | 0.04376 | 154 | 123 | 23 | 8 |
1671 | Let's just turn around. It's getting late. | 1.2532 | 0.04376 | 154 | 123 | 23 | 8 |
1672 | Let's find another tree, OK Rocky? | 1.2532 | 0.04472 | 154 | 124 | 21 | 9 |
1673 | Oh, don't be such a drama queen. We're just out for a walk. | 1.2532 | 0.04178 | 154 | 121 | 27 | 6 |
1674 | See Sparky? THIS is why we always stay in the fenced backyard..... | 1.2532 | 0.04278 | 154 | 122 | 25 | 7 |
1675 | Sure, you can sniff his butt as long as I don’t have to talk to his owner. | 1.2532 | 0.04109 | 158 | 124 | 28 | 6 |
1676 | They call this, the "Things that go howl in the night." | 1.2532 | 0.04393 | 158 | 127 | 22 | 9 |
1677 | I told you, all dogs do not go to heaven. | 1.2532 | 0.04206 | 158 | 125 | 26 | 7 |
1678 | Nothin'? 2 hours of an insane, foamfest at a bobblehead and now you've got nothin'? | 1.2532 | 0.03907 | 158 | 126 | 26 | 6 |
1679 | Does emotional support includes fighting monsters? | 1.2532 | 0.04009 | 158 | 123 | 30 | 5 |
1680 | Don't worry, it's just an election-year recession rearing its ugly head. | 1.2532 | 0.04300 | 158 | 126 | 24 | 8 |
1681 | Don’t worry, its just our HOA making sure you’re on a leash. | 1.2532 | 0.04109 | 158 | 124 | 28 | 6 |
1682 | I hate running into my boss in public | 1.2532 | 0.04109 | 158 | 124 | 28 | 6 |
1683 | Thanks for not barking | 1.2532 | 0.04009 | 158 | 123 | 30 | 5 |
1684 | You just had to go to the bathroom during our drive through the mystical evil Forest, didn't you jerry... | 1.2532 | 0.04393 | 158 | 127 | 22 | 9 |
1685 | Meet your father; he's got a bit of an opioid problem | 1.2532 | 0.04009 | 158 | 123 | 30 | 5 |
1686 | Sorry Old boy, this is my new support animal. | 1.2532 | 0.04300 | 158 | 126 | 24 | 8 |
1687 | Show him who’s boss but don’t hurt him. | 1.2517 | 0.04148 | 143 | 111 | 28 | 4 |
1688 | Relax it's just a Labra-Demon. | 1.2516 | 0.04154 | 155 | 122 | 27 | 6 |
1689 | Tick season is getting worse. | 1.2516 | 0.04351 | 155 | 124 | 23 | 8 |
1690 | This is why mommy can’t sleep with you tonight. Ok? Satisfied? | 1.2516 | 0.04154 | 155 | 122 | 27 | 6 |
1691 | You sound ferocious when the mailman walks up to the house. And now, you've got nothing? | 1.2516 | 0.04154 | 155 | 122 | 27 | 6 |
1692 | It’s 666 of one, 55.5 dozen of the other | 1.2516 | 0.04154 | 155 | 122 | 27 | 6 |
1693 | Remember when I told you there would be consequences if you continued to resist house training? | 1.2516 | 0.04254 | 155 | 123 | 25 | 7 |
1694 | Who does he think he is, breaking the leash law? | 1.2516 | 0.04254 | 155 | 123 | 25 | 7 |
1695 | Honey, the neighbors have a new dog." | 1.2516 | 0.04446 | 155 | 125 | 21 | 9 |
1696 | Shouldn’t you be sniffing each other’s butts right now? | 1.2516 | 0.04052 | 155 | 121 | 29 | 5 |
1697 | Wait here Fido, I think I left something back at camp! | 1.2516 | 0.04276 | 159 | 127 | 24 | 8 |
1698 | See, this is what happens if you ask for food after midnight. | 1.2516 | 0.03987 | 159 | 124 | 30 | 5 |
1699 | Mom just missed dinner, give her an hour or so. | 1.2500 | 0.04326 | 156 | 125 | 23 | 8 |
1700 | Snoopers, I've a feeling we're not in London anymore. We must be over Baskerville Hall! | 1.2500 | 0.04229 | 156 | 124 | 25 | 7 |
1701 | well at least bark !! | 1.2500 | 0.04029 | 156 | 122 | 29 | 5 |
1702 | Well this explains a thing or two about that unexpected litter of pups you graced us with! | 1.2500 | 0.03818 | 156 | 120 | 33 | 3 |
1703 | Protect boy! Protect! | 1.2500 | 0.04029 | 156 | 124 | 26 | 6 |
1704 | Sick him Fido! I'm out of here! | 1.2500 | 0.04159 | 160 | 127 | 26 | 7 |
1705 | Now you see why she is my ex. | 1.2500 | 0.04130 | 156 | 123 | 27 | 6 |
1706 | What do you mean you’re going on a paleo diet? | 1.2500 | 0.03925 | 156 | 121 | 31 | 4 |
1707 | Now you know how I feel when they say ‘dog’s best friend.’ | 1.2484 | 0.04006 | 157 | 123 | 29 | 5 |
1708 | I guess the moon is real. | 1.2484 | 0.04205 | 157 | 125 | 25 | 7 |
1709 | Perhaps if we stay absolutely still......it'll make absolutely no difference. | 1.2484 | 0.04278 | 153 | 122 | 24 | 7 |
1710 | Ugh, full moon Mondays. | 1.2484 | 0.03965 | 153 | 119 | 30 | 4 |
1711 | I thought it would be better if you met on neutral territory. | 1.2484 | 0.04176 | 153 | 121 | 26 | 6 |
1712 | And you met this guy on Tinder? | 1.2484 | 0.04176 | 153 | 121 | 26 | 6 |
1713 | Come on, he just wants to say hello. | 1.2484 | 0.04072 | 153 | 120 | 28 | 5 |
1714 | Hey! It was YOUR idea to go for a walk on the full moon! | 1.2484 | 0.04072 | 153 | 120 | 28 | 5 |
1715 | This wouldn't happen if I owned a cat. | 1.2484 | 0.04377 | 153 | 123 | 22 | 8 |
1716 | Imagine scooping his poop! | 1.2484 | 0.04475 | 153 | 124 | 20 | 9 |
1717 | I think its time you left your safe space. | 1.2484 | 0.04278 | 153 | 122 | 24 | 7 |
1718 | Maybe we should have come to the dog park earlier. | 1.2484 | 0.04176 | 153 | 121 | 26 | 6 |
1719 | Sure. Now you point. | 1.2484 | 0.04176 | 153 | 121 | 26 | 6 |
1720 | Let’s see, Skippy. I’ll work on our escape while you sniff his crotch. | 1.2484 | 0.04377 | 153 | 123 | 22 | 8 |
1721 | Don't worry it will be OK. The Pres. just had the normal bad week with most of the World plotting against him. Some golf will surely help him out. | 1.2484 | 0.04176 | 153 | 121 | 26 | 6 |
1722 | Do you mind if we get a quick selfie? | 1.2484 | 0.04278 | 153 | 122 | 24 | 7 |
1723 | We just have to hope he’s up to date on his shots. | 1.2483 | 0.04354 | 149 | 119 | 23 | 7 |
1724 | Time for your puppy dog face. | 1.2481 | 0.04453 | 133 | 105 | 23 | 5 |
1725 | That's the Ghost of Elections Yet To Come. | 1.2468 | 0.04448 | 154 | 125 | 20 | 9 |
1726 | I think I read they're vegetarians. | 1.2468 | 0.04352 | 154 | 124 | 22 | 8 |
1727 | He'll feed you while I'm away at the fantasy con. | 1.2468 | 0.04152 | 154 | 122 | 26 | 6 |
1728 | I may need to borrow the poop bag I brought for you. | 1.2467 | 0.04530 | 150 | 122 | 19 | 9 |
1729 | About last night... you might want to get tested. | 1.2467 | 0.04431 | 150 | 121 | 21 | 8 |
1730 | I said, "Sic!" | 1.2467 | 0.04006 | 150 | 117 | 29 | 4 |
1731 | I hate when you bring your work friends over. | 1.2467 | 0.04328 | 150 | 120 | 23 | 7 |
1732 | You know this guy? | 1.2467 | 0.03893 | 150 | 116 | 31 | 3 |
1733 | What are you waiting for? Show it who's boss! | 1.2467 | 0.04224 | 150 | 119 | 25 | 6 |
1734 | I think it’s time to hire a gardener with less exciting taste in topiary | 1.2467 | 0.04224 | 150 | 119 | 25 | 6 |
1735 | Yes, I ‘m sure he’s friendly. | 1.2467 | 0.04116 | 150 | 118 | 27 | 5 |
1736 | Sorry Buddy, a deal is a deal. | 1.2467 | 0.04116 | 150 | 118 | 27 | 5 |
1737 | Nothing like the smell of the Great Outdoors | 1.2467 | 0.04116 | 150 | 118 | 27 | 5 |
1738 | Watch this. | 1.2467 | 0.04116 | 150 | 118 | 27 | 5 |
1739 | You have been trolled. | 1.2467 | 0.04224 | 150 | 119 | 25 | 6 |
1740 | Don't worry. It's just a myth. | 1.2467 | 0.04328 | 150 | 120 | 23 | 7 |
1741 | Now would be a good time to play dead. | 1.2467 | 0.04328 | 150 | 120 | 23 | 7 |
1742 | So you had to pee eh? | 1.2467 | 0.04328 | 150 | 120 | 23 | 7 |
1743 | Stay, I'll get help! | 1.2467 | 0.04116 | 150 | 118 | 27 | 5 |
1744 | What are you upset about? I gotta walk back to the house alone. | 1.2467 | 0.04628 | 150 | 123 | 17 | 10 |
1745 | Well, here’s another nice mess you’ve gotten me into” | 1.2467 | 0.04116 | 150 | 118 | 27 | 5 |
1746 | Well, at least try to pee. | 1.2467 | 0.04116 | 150 | 118 | 27 | 5 |
1747 | No! I'm the chosen one! | 1.2467 | 0.04116 | 150 | 118 | 27 | 5 |
1748 | I think he found your bone. | 1.2467 | 0.04006 | 150 | 117 | 29 | 4 |
1749 | This is what rampant inflation looks like | 1.2467 | 0.04224 | 150 | 119 | 25 | 6 |
1750 | What part of 'attack' did you not understand? | 1.2450 | 0.04600 | 151 | 124 | 17 | 10 |
1751 | I told you the dog park has changed. | 1.2450 | 0.04199 | 151 | 120 | 25 | 6 |
1752 | The good news is, I see you’ve finally gone. | 1.2450 | 0.04503 | 151 | 123 | 19 | 9 |
1753 | I hope the puppies get your temperament. | 1.2450 | 0.04199 | 151 | 120 | 25 | 6 |
1754 | I may need you to translate here. | 1.2450 | 0.04404 | 151 | 122 | 21 | 8 |
1755 | Yes, I said sic 'em. | 1.2450 | 0.04303 | 151 | 121 | 23 | 7 |
1756 | Now you see what I'm talking about, he's got game! | 1.2450 | 0.04503 | 151 | 123 | 19 | 9 |
1757 | It's my ex. Yes, the controlling one. | 1.2450 | 0.04404 | 151 | 122 | 21 | 8 |
1758 | I think he already peed there, buddy... | 1.2450 | 0.04303 | 151 | 121 | 23 | 7 |
1759 | Another reason leash laws are unfair. | 1.2450 | 0.04199 | 151 | 122 | 22 | 7 |
1760 | Yes! His bite IS worse than his bark! | 1.2450 | 0.04303 | 151 | 121 | 23 | 7 |
1761 | I’m not crying, you’re crying. | 1.2450 | 0.04303 | 151 | 121 | 23 | 7 |
1762 | Now that is a real monster. | 1.2450 | 0.04199 | 151 | 120 | 25 | 6 |
1763 | Does that smell like a rabbit to you? | 1.2450 | 0.04199 | 151 | 120 | 25 | 6 |
1764 | We had trolls back in my day. | 1.2450 | 0.04303 | 151 | 121 | 23 | 7 |
1765 | Now would be a good time to roll over and play dead. | 1.2450 | 0.04199 | 151 | 120 | 25 | 6 |
1766 | Go for the ankles, Rex! | 1.2450 | 0.04092 | 151 | 119 | 27 | 5 |
1767 | Don't worry -- I got you that tick collar. | 1.2450 | 0.04199 | 151 | 120 | 25 | 6 |
1768 | You’ve got a great imagination for a dog. | 1.2450 | 0.04092 | 151 | 119 | 27 | 5 |
1769 | I think you should hold him off while I go for help. | 1.2450 | 0.04503 | 151 | 123 | 19 | 9 |
1770 | You should see his tweets. | 1.2450 | 0.04404 | 151 | 122 | 21 | 8 |
1771 | I told you obedience school was worth it. | 1.2450 | 0.04503 | 151 | 123 | 19 | 9 |
1772 | Sometimes you have to share pee spots | 1.2450 | 0.04303 | 151 | 121 | 23 | 7 |
1773 | The sun is down, another politician is up. | 1.2432 | 0.04354 | 148 | 119 | 22 | 7 |
1774 | Can I borrow your poop scoop?” | 1.2432 | 0.04247 | 148 | 118 | 24 | 6 |
1775 | Now Stuart, what is Satan trying to tell us? | 1.2432 | 0.04137 | 148 | 117 | 26 | 5 |
1776 | You don't see him barking at the mailman, do you? | 1.2432 | 0.04025 | 148 | 116 | 28 | 4 |
1777 | He just wants to be friends. | 1.2432 | 0.04137 | 148 | 117 | 26 | 5 |
1778 | It's not a competition. But if it were,you would lose. | 1.2432 | 0.04458 | 148 | 120 | 20 | 8 |
1779 | Remember, it's not the dog in the fight, it's the fight in the dog. | 1.2432 | 0.04025 | 148 | 116 | 28 | 4 |
1780 | ...And that is why dogs should stay off drugs. | 1.2432 | 0.04025 | 148 | 116 | 28 | 4 |
1781 | I warned you about pooping in his yard. | 1.2432 | 0.04354 | 148 | 119 | 22 | 7 |
1782 | You just had to sniff the pee over here, didn’t you? | 1.2432 | 0.04025 | 148 | 116 | 28 | 4 |
1783 | You actually prefer this to the vacuum cleaner? | 1.2432 | 0.04247 | 148 | 118 | 24 | 6 |
1784 | Do you remember the password? | 1.2432 | 0.04560 | 148 | 121 | 18 | 9 |
1785 | He's more afraid of you than you are of him | 1.2432 | 0.04247 | 148 | 118 | 24 | 6 |
1786 | And I thought buying a dog would help me meet women... I'm going to give Tinder another shot. | 1.2432 | 0.04137 | 148 | 117 | 26 | 5 |
1787 | um, the small dog area isn't here anymore | 1.2432 | 0.04354 | 148 | 119 | 22 | 7 |
1788 | See, this is what happens when you aren’t properly socialized. | 1.2432 | 0.04247 | 148 | 118 | 24 | 6 |
1789 | Don’t worry, you’re still man’s best friend. | 1.2432 | 0.04247 | 148 | 118 | 24 | 6 |
1790 | Well, at least it's out of the closet. | 1.2432 | 0.04137 | 148 | 117 | 26 | 5 |
1791 | It's okay, he's after the unfettered capitalism that led to the deforestation of his home. | 1.2432 | 0.04354 | 148 | 119 | 22 | 7 |
1792 | He can't bark himself,so he eats little dogs that yap. | 1.2432 | 0.04458 | 148 | 120 | 20 | 8 |
1793 | That's just Grandma before she's had her coffee. | 1.2432 | 0.04354 | 148 | 119 | 22 | 7 |
1794 | We're late for our play date | 1.2432 | 0.04025 | 148 | 116 | 28 | 4 |
1795 | Well boy, looks like you got Catfished again. | 1.2432 | 0.04247 | 148 | 118 | 24 | 6 |
1796 | Bark louder, and this time, more teeth. | 1.2418 | 0.03882 | 153 | 122 | 26 | 5 |
1797 | You can take him. Think big. | 1.2418 | 0.04150 | 153 | 122 | 25 | 6 |
1798 | Do you see something, boy? | 1.2418 | 0.04045 | 153 | 121 | 27 | 5 |
1799 | So much for the 'Monster Free Zone' signage. | 1.2416 | 0.04328 | 149 | 120 | 22 | 7 |
1800 | You'd think at this point the Government would take water table pollution more seriously, but we know it's all about the money, don't we Spot? | 1.2416 | 0.04222 | 149 | 119 | 24 | 6 |
1801 | Mom? | 1.2416 | 0.04113 | 149 | 118 | 26 | 5 |
1802 | I know, he shouldn't be off leash. | 1.2416 | 0.04113 | 149 | 118 | 26 | 5 |
1803 | OK, Albert, time to go pee-pee. | 1.2416 | 0.04328 | 149 | 120 | 22 | 7 |
1804 | Be friendly, Molly. No need to frighten him. | 1.2416 | 0.04328 | 149 | 120 | 22 | 7 |
1805 | Ruff , don't hurt the big dog | 1.2416 | 0.04328 | 149 | 120 | 22 | 7 |
1806 | Don't worry it's just swamp gas. | 1.2416 | 0.03886 | 149 | 116 | 30 | 3 |
1807 | Where’s the tough guy now? | 1.2416 | 0.04532 | 149 | 122 | 18 | 9 |
1808 | Can you at least pretend like it's the mailman? | 1.2416 | 0.04113 | 149 | 118 | 26 | 5 |
1809 | I would be scared if I believed in werewolves. | 1.2416 | 0.04222 | 149 | 119 | 24 | 6 |
1810 | He's actually a pretty mediocre dentist most of the time | 1.2416 | 0.04431 | 149 | 121 | 20 | 8 |
1811 | Fido, be nice and say hello to my former science teacher. | 1.2416 | 0.04728 | 149 | 124 | 14 | 11 |
1812 | Don't be afraid, he's just one of the candidates for President. | 1.2416 | 0.04532 | 149 | 122 | 18 | 9 |
1813 | Thanks, Kary Mullis, now everyone's fooling around with CRISPR. | 1.2416 | 0.04328 | 149 | 120 | 22 | 7 |
1814 | It's all right, Sparky; I'm pretty sure it just wants to sniff your butt. | 1.2416 | 0.04328 | 149 | 120 | 22 | 7 |
1815 | Please just decide to join him or not so we can go back inside. | 1.2416 | 0.04222 | 149 | 123 | 18 | 8 |
1816 | Go outside, they said. Fresh air will be good for you, they said. | 1.2416 | 0.04001 | 149 | 117 | 28 | 4 |
1817 | We went out of our way to reunite you with your Master, Mr. Trump! | 1.2416 | 0.04532 | 149 | 122 | 18 | 9 |
1818 | I know you've always been curious about your birth parents. | 1.2414 | 0.04514 | 145 | 118 | 19 | 8 |
1819 | Something tells me he doesn’t care if you’re wagging your tail . | 1.2414 | 0.04184 | 145 | 115 | 25 | 5 |
1820 | Ugh. I hate when owners let their dogs off-leash. | 1.2414 | 0.04184 | 145 | 115 | 25 | 5 |
1821 | You had to pee on that stump. | 1.2414 | 0.04514 | 145 | 118 | 19 | 8 |
1822 | You see? This is why we have leash laws. | 1.2414 | 0.04068 | 145 | 114 | 27 | 4 |
1823 | You are still not getting it Chester, when you spot your prey you are supposed to stand on 3 legs ant point your tail | 1.2414 | 0.04184 | 145 | 115 | 25 | 5 |
1824 | I think he's saying, "Dogs will not replace us". | 1.2414 | 0.04184 | 145 | 115 | 25 | 5 |
1825 | Is this Grendel, or his dam? | 1.2414 | 0.03698 | 145 | 116 | 25 | 4 |
1826 | You're the one who took the test so you could meet your relatives. | 1.2414 | 0.04407 | 145 | 117 | 21 | 7 |
1827 | He's such a drama queen. | 1.2414 | 0.04184 | 145 | 115 | 25 | 5 |
1828 | Shouldn't you be trying to protect me by now? | 1.2414 | 0.04184 | 145 | 115 | 25 | 5 |
1829 | One day you'll be big and fierce too. | 1.2414 | 0.04297 | 145 | 116 | 23 | 6 |
1830 | See what happens when you don't go to obedience class, Spot? | 1.2414 | 0.04068 | 145 | 114 | 27 | 4 |
1831 | She's a bit long in the tooth for you, don't you think? | 1.2414 | 0.04068 | 145 | 114 | 27 | 4 |
1832 | I don’t think Timmy’s in the well anymore Lassie | 1.2414 | 0.04297 | 145 | 116 | 23 | 6 |
1833 | Don't worry, it only eats cats. | 1.2414 | 0.04407 | 145 | 117 | 21 | 7 |
1834 | Why can't you be like your big brother? | 1.2414 | 0.04068 | 145 | 114 | 27 | 4 |
1835 | No problem, just remind him that you two are genetically connected. | 1.2414 | 0.04297 | 145 | 116 | 23 | 6 |
1836 | Careful boy, that may be our next President. | 1.2414 | 0.04619 | 145 | 119 | 17 | 9 |
1837 | Who fed Trump after midnight? | 1.2414 | 0.04822 | 145 | 121 | 13 | 11 |
1838 | Walk the dog in the valley, see the Sasquatch," she says. She doesn't know the difference between a Sasquatch and a Werewolf? | 1.2414 | 0.04407 | 145 | 117 | 21 | 7 |
1839 | Don't worry, I've heard they are vegetarians. | 1.2414 | 0.04514 | 145 | 118 | 19 | 8 |
1840 | I'd heard that his species had gone extinct. He must be the last one. | 1.2414 | 0.04297 | 145 | 116 | 23 | 6 |
1841 | Don't even think of marking this territory. | 1.2411 | 0.04138 | 141 | 111 | 26 | 4 |
1842 | You know if we get through this it'll make a great story. | 1.2411 | 0.04259 | 141 | 112 | 24 | 5 |
1843 | I think you should wake up now. | 1.2411 | 0.05112 | 112 | 91 | 15 | 6 |
1844 | The tail wag is not helping. | 1.2403 | 0.03692 | 154 | 119 | 33 | 2 |
1845 | What part of fearless protection of your master don’t you get? | 1.2400 | 0.04089 | 150 | 119 | 26 | 5 |
1846 | Yes, sir - this is the dog who chewed up my new shoes. | 1.2397 | 0.04043 | 146 | 115 | 27 | 4 |
1847 | I hope he’s wearing a chip. | 1.2397 | 0.04271 | 146 | 117 | 23 | 6 |
1848 | See what you could be if you applied yourself? | 1.2397 | 0.04159 | 146 | 116 | 25 | 5 |
1849 | I think it's probably just the pepperoni pizza I ate, but what do you see? | 1.2397 | 0.04159 | 146 | 116 | 25 | 5 |
1850 | Rusty, things are about to get real. | 1.2397 | 0.04159 | 146 | 116 | 25 | 5 |
1851 | Don't worry. He's vegan, not paleo | 1.2397 | 0.04159 | 146 | 116 | 25 | 5 |
1852 | Not our fight, kiddo. | 1.2394 | 0.04348 | 142 | 114 | 22 | 6 |
1853 | Try to convince him you're related on your mother's side. | 1.2394 | 0.03862 | 142 | 110 | 30 | 2 |
1854 | Damn, Fido, you bark at the moon and NOW you're quiet! | 1.2394 | 0.03989 | 142 | 111 | 28 | 3 |
1855 | I guess I had to 'go' too... | 1.2394 | 0.04112 | 142 | 112 | 26 | 4 |
1856 | You sit. I run! | 1.2394 | 0.04232 | 142 | 113 | 24 | 5 |
1857 | No, YOU hold him off and I'll go for help. | 1.2394 | 0.04232 | 142 | 113 | 24 | 5 |
1858 | It's just tired old Bigfoot. Give him a thrill and bark. | 1.2394 | 0.04462 | 142 | 115 | 20 | 7 |
1859 | Back, Bruno! Back! | 1.2394 | 0.04462 | 142 | 115 | 20 | 7 |
1860 | Another example of climate change. Let me introduce you to Pooch your ancestor. | 1.2394 | 0.04462 | 142 | 115 | 20 | 7 |
1861 | If you don't stop barking at night, he'll come and get you. | 1.2394 | 0.04112 | 142 | 112 | 26 | 4 |
1862 | That's why I told you not to tinkle along the Black lagoon | 1.2394 | 0.04348 | 142 | 114 | 22 | 6 |
1863 | I said...attack! | 1.2394 | 0.04232 | 142 | 113 | 24 | 5 |
1864 | YOU were the one who wanted to go outside. | 1.2394 | 0.03989 | 142 | 111 | 28 | 3 |
1865 | I'll never complain about having to clean up after you again. | 1.2394 | 0.04572 | 142 | 116 | 18 | 8 |
1866 | OK Big Guy. You're on! | 1.2394 | 0.04232 | 142 | 113 | 24 | 5 |
1867 | And me without my camera. | 1.2394 | 0.04112 | 142 | 112 | 26 | 4 |
1868 | Hard to believe you’re both descended from wolves. | 1.2394 | 0.04462 | 142 | 115 | 20 | 7 |
1869 | Ok buddy, go ahead and poop now. | 1.2394 | 0.04462 | 142 | 115 | 20 | 7 |
1870 | Don't worry. You were descended from wolves, not werewolves. | 1.2394 | 0.04112 | 142 | 112 | 26 | 4 |
1871 | Go sniff his butt and make friends. | 1.2394 | 0.03862 | 142 | 110 | 30 | 2 |
1872 | I could totally answer this riddle if I had my phone with me. | 1.2394 | 0.04348 | 142 | 114 | 22 | 6 |
1873 | May I remind you that you're man's best friend? | 1.2391 | 0.04309 | 138 | 110 | 23 | 5 |
1874 | Scary? Yes, but its breath is a weapon of mass destruction. | 1.2381 | 0.04459 | 147 | 120 | 19 | 8 |
1875 | Well, it's confirmed- my conscience can still find me even after I lose signal. | 1.2381 | 0.04245 | 147 | 118 | 23 | 6 |
1876 | You go nuts whenever you see a squirrel, but for this: nothing? | 1.2378 | 0.04321 | 143 | 115 | 22 | 6 |
1877 | Yes, I did tell him to go to hell! | 1.2378 | 0.04087 | 143 | 113 | 26 | 4 |
1878 | I hoped that the nightmares from the Daisy Hill Puppy Farm were over. Sorry. | 1.2378 | 0.04321 | 143 | 115 | 22 | 6 |
1879 | This is the last time we’re attending your family reunions. | 1.2378 | 0.04087 | 143 | 113 | 26 | 4 |
1880 | Trust me. This is only virtual reality, I think? | 1.2378 | 0.04206 | 143 | 116 | 21 | 6 |
1881 | I suppose yelling "Sic 'em" is pointless. | 1.2378 | 0.04434 | 143 | 116 | 20 | 7 |
1882 | I wouldn’t “say hello” to this one boy. | 1.2378 | 0.04434 | 143 | 116 | 20 | 7 |
1883 | Toto, we're back in black and white, so I have a feeling we’re not in Oz anymore. | 1.2378 | 0.04321 | 143 | 115 | 22 | 6 |
1884 | And you thought it was a rabbit? Now what | 1.2378 | 0.04087 | 143 | 113 | 26 | 4 |
1885 | You failed to mention that Rebecca would be joining us. | 1.2378 | 0.04543 | 143 | 117 | 18 | 8 |
1886 | S'ok, he's vegan | 1.2378 | 0.04434 | 143 | 116 | 20 | 7 |
1887 | And that's why we need a border wall. | 1.2378 | 0.04543 | 143 | 117 | 18 | 8 |
1888 | This is the last time I'm letting you lead. | 1.2378 | 0.04543 | 143 | 117 | 18 | 8 |
1889 | Is he friendly? | 1.2361 | 0.04062 | 144 | 114 | 26 | 4 |
1890 | You don't recognize our mailman? | 1.2357 | 0.04373 | 140 | 113 | 21 | 6 |
1891 | If it says “give paw!”, don’t. | 1.2357 | 0.03875 | 140 | 109 | 29 | 2 |
1892 | Go on, see if he's fixed. | 1.2357 | 0.04254 | 140 | 112 | 23 | 5 |
1893 | Amazing, isn't it, what someone can do with a chainsaw. | 1.2357 | 0.04489 | 140 | 114 | 19 | 7 |
1894 | Yeah, this might even make me poop on the floor when we get home. | 1.2357 | 0.04373 | 140 | 113 | 21 | 6 |
1895 | THIS is not what scares me. | 1.2357 | 0.04602 | 140 | 115 | 17 | 8 |
1896 | You just had to go on Ancestry.com, didn't you? | 1.2357 | 0.04254 | 140 | 112 | 23 | 5 |
1897 | Karen, I thought you said he was Impeached | 1.2357 | 0.04373 | 140 | 113 | 21 | 6 |
1898 | You’re right: hell hath no fury like a wolfman scorned. | 1.2357 | 0.04132 | 140 | 111 | 25 | 4 |
1899 | Leave it, it's just political satire." | 1.2357 | 0.04254 | 140 | 112 | 23 | 5 |
1900 | He doesn’t want to play, Jake. | 1.2357 | 0.04373 | 140 | 113 | 21 | 6 |
1901 | I told you not to howl at the full moon. | 1.2357 | 0.04254 | 140 | 112 | 23 | 5 |
1902 | I guess that’s the last time you’ll be eating Daddy’s hallucinogens, eh, Buddy? | 1.2357 | 0.04254 | 140 | 112 | 23 | 5 |
1903 | You see? Leash laws aren't so barbaric. | 1.2357 | 0.04132 | 140 | 111 | 25 | 4 |
1904 | Didn’t I tell you to stop howling? | 1.2357 | 0.04005 | 140 | 110 | 27 | 3 |
1905 | This happens to politicians every two years | 1.2357 | 0.04132 | 140 | 111 | 25 | 4 |
1906 | I warned you about getting your DNA results. | 1.2357 | 0.04254 | 140 | 112 | 23 | 5 |
1907 | You're gonna need a bigger bark. | 1.2357 | 0.04373 | 140 | 113 | 21 | 6 |
1908 | Walking the dog will be good for you she says. | 1.2357 | 0.04254 | 140 | 112 | 23 | 5 |
1909 | 'Don't worry, he's Russian and he's fake.' | 1.2357 | 0.04373 | 140 | 113 | 21 | 6 |
1910 | What’d I tell you? They never look like their photos. | 1.2357 | 0.04489 | 140 | 114 | 19 | 7 |
1911 | Don't be scared...He's probably more afraid of you than you are of him. | 1.2357 | 0.04373 | 140 | 113 | 21 | 6 |
1912 | It's one of those designer breeds. | 1.2357 | 0.04489 | 140 | 114 | 19 | 7 |
1913 | Ohh, now you decide not to bark. | 1.2357 | 0.04132 | 140 | 111 | 25 | 4 |
1914 | You'll remember I said 'go' some time ago. | 1.2357 | 0.04005 | 140 | 110 | 27 | 3 |
1915 | One of us is hallucinating. Is i me or you? | 1.2357 | 0.04132 | 140 | 111 | 25 | 4 |
1916 | Please don't lift your leg on his log. | 1.2345 | 0.04154 | 145 | 116 | 24 | 5 |
1917 | "Here's your chance to be a bad doggie. | 1.2340 | 0.04461 | 141 | 115 | 19 | 7 |
1918 | Sniffing his butt is going to make all of us uncomfortable. | 1.2340 | 0.04346 | 141 | 114 | 21 | 6 |
1919 | If you want some dinner tonight you'll protect me. | 1.2340 | 0.03980 | 141 | 111 | 27 | 3 |
1920 | Well, that's two of us that need to do our business now. | 1.2340 | 0.03980 | 141 | 111 | 27 | 3 |
1921 | That's what happens when we don't pick it up. | 1.2340 | 0.04346 | 141 | 114 | 21 | 6 |
1922 | Ancestry.com? Way to go Fido. | 1.2340 | 0.04346 | 141 | 114 | 21 | 6 |
1923 | I wish you were taller. | 1.2340 | 0.04346 | 141 | 114 | 21 | 6 |
1924 | On Three........ | 1.2340 | 0.03717 | 141 | 109 | 31 | 1 |
1925 | OK your friend can come too. But he's picking up his own pooh | 1.2340 | 0.04227 | 141 | 113 | 23 | 5 |
1926 | have a nice day | 1.2340 | 0.04573 | 141 | 116 | 17 | 8 |
1927 | I thought this was an on-leash park. | 1.2340 | 0.03980 | 141 | 111 | 27 | 3 |
1928 | Next time you invite a friend over, you HAVE to make sure it's not a full moon! | 1.2340 | 0.04346 | 141 | 114 | 21 | 6 |
1929 | It's a moon thing. Mommy will be better tomorrow. | 1.2340 | 0.04106 | 141 | 112 | 25 | 4 |
1930 | I was afraid I'd die in a workplace shooting, so there's that... | 1.2340 | 0.04461 | 141 | 115 | 19 | 7 |
1931 | You should be more exited Chloe. It's both another person and another dog! | 1.2340 | 0.04227 | 141 | 113 | 23 | 5 |
1932 | Well, at least he didn't bring that three headed 'Cerberus' with him this week. | 1.2340 | 0.04461 | 141 | 115 | 19 | 7 |
1933 | He thinks he's a chihuahua. | 1.2340 | 0.04106 | 141 | 112 | 25 | 4 |
1934 | Remember, it's not real if you don't believe it. | 1.2340 | 0.04227 | 141 | 113 | 23 | 5 |
1935 | Are you gonna pee or what? | 1.2340 | 0.04573 | 141 | 116 | 17 | 8 |
1936 | Let’s not allow it to spoil our quality time together. | 1.2340 | 0.04106 | 141 | 112 | 25 | 4 |
1937 | I can’t blame you buddy, I think that would make me arfless, too. | 1.2340 | 0.04106 | 141 | 112 | 25 | 4 |
1938 | Now, don’t disappoint me. | 1.2340 | 0.04573 | 141 | 116 | 17 | 8 |
1939 | What did I tell you about barking up the wrong tree? | 1.2340 | 0.04346 | 141 | 114 | 21 | 6 |
1940 | No, its not your mother-in-law! | 1.2336 | 0.04305 | 137 | 110 | 22 | 5 |
1941 | Go ahead. Sniff his butt and make friends. | 1.2336 | 0.04547 | 137 | 112 | 18 | 7 |
1942 | Kill, Teddy, kill! | 1.2336 | 0.04428 | 137 | 111 | 20 | 6 |
1943 | Don't worry, he can't touch you. You're a GOOD boy. | 1.2336 | 0.04305 | 137 | 110 | 22 | 5 |
1944 | Hey Chester, if that doesn’t scare the crap out of you, I don’t know what will! | 1.2336 | 0.04664 | 137 | 113 | 16 | 8 |
1945 | I’ll get you my pretty, and your best friend too. | 1.2336 | 0.04048 | 137 | 108 | 26 | 3 |
1946 | So, she doesn't look like her profile picture! Get on with it on tell her it's a no go! | 1.2336 | 0.04305 | 137 | 110 | 22 | 5 |
1947 | Didn't I warn you about those DNA ancestry promotions with 23andMe ? | 1.2336 | 0.03913 | 137 | 107 | 28 | 2 |
1948 | Do you see it too? | 1.2336 | 0.04048 | 137 | 108 | 26 | 3 |
1949 | No Fido, I don't think that's a Great Dane. | 1.2336 | 0.04178 | 137 | 109 | 24 | 4 |
1950 | Well, there goes the neighborhood. | 1.2336 | 0.04428 | 137 | 111 | 20 | 6 |
1951 | I’m deleting your mammalsonly.com account. | 1.2336 | 0.04428 | 137 | 111 | 20 | 6 |
1952 | Damn! I was going to get you spayed this week. | 1.2336 | 0.04048 | 137 | 108 | 26 | 3 |
1953 | Sure. Now you stop barking! | 1.2336 | 0.03773 | 137 | 106 | 30 | 1 |
1954 | No, You sic him | 1.2336 | 0.04178 | 137 | 109 | 24 | 4 |
1955 | Man Up, Bruno | 1.2336 | 0.04048 | 137 | 108 | 26 | 3 |
1956 | Yes, when you grow up. | 1.2336 | 0.04305 | 137 | 110 | 22 | 5 |
1957 | Ignore him, Skip. It the Smiths’ little cat puffing itself up | 1.2336 | 0.04178 | 137 | 109 | 24 | 4 |
1958 | Okay, I am going to ask you one last time. Where is my slipper? | 1.2336 | 0.04178 | 137 | 109 | 24 | 4 |
1959 | Shoot! I forgot a bag. | 1.2336 | 0.04547 | 137 | 112 | 18 | 7 |
1960 | I need to take a dump.... | 1.2336 | 0.04048 | 137 | 108 | 26 | 3 |
1961 | Tina reared her ugly head on finding that Paul's affections for the dog surpassed his regard for her | 1.2336 | 0.04664 | 137 | 113 | 16 | 8 |
1962 | Well Rex, you can thank me now for investing in the flea, tick and werewolf collar... | 1.2336 | 0.04305 | 137 | 110 | 22 | 5 |
1963 | We should have brought your pedi-paw for those nails. | 1.2336 | 0.04305 | 137 | 110 | 22 | 5 |
1964 | Oh grr? Oh grr? Good dog, I’m saved. | 1.2336 | 0.04428 | 137 | 111 | 20 | 6 |
1965 | No, it is not your Knuffle Bunny. Can we go home now? | 1.2336 | 0.04305 | 137 | 110 | 22 | 5 |
1966 | Payback time for all that premium kibble, Charlie. | 1.2336 | 0.04305 | 137 | 110 | 22 | 5 |
1967 | This is your brain on drugs. | 1.2336 | 0.04305 | 137 | 110 | 22 | 5 |
1968 | You wouldn’t happen to have a pooper scooper for me now, would ya? | 1.2336 | 0.04178 | 137 | 109 | 24 | 4 |
1969 | Don’t be scared boy, just remember... werewolves rock | 1.2336 | 0.04305 | 137 | 110 | 22 | 5 |
1970 | Why aren't you barking? | 1.2336 | 0.04305 | 137 | 110 | 22 | 5 |
1971 | Remember what I taught you -- It's just a drug... Calmly observe your experience in the moment and ride it out. | 1.2336 | 0.04048 | 137 | 108 | 26 | 3 |
1972 | At least it's not Big Foot. | 1.2336 | 0.04305 | 137 | 110 | 22 | 5 |
1973 | You seemed real tough when you were barking at the neighbor's cat. | 1.2336 | 0.04048 | 137 | 108 | 26 | 3 |
1974 | I think you peed on his changing room. | 1.2336 | 0.04305 | 137 | 110 | 22 | 5 |
1975 | See what could happen if you don't obey your master? | 1.2336 | 0.04428 | 137 | 111 | 20 | 6 |
1976 | This time, good boy barks! | 1.2324 | 0.04080 | 142 | 113 | 25 | 4 |
1977 | So, like the ad said, he is house-trained and great with kids. He does shed a lot so keep that in mind. | 1.2324 | 0.03956 | 142 | 112 | 27 | 3 |
1978 | If it makes you feel better, my dad’s a Republican. | 1.2324 | 0.04543 | 142 | 117 | 17 | 8 |
1979 | Guess we shouldn't have taken the short way home. | 1.2319 | 0.04151 | 138 | 110 | 24 | 4 |
1980 | Great, why does every weirdo want to talk to you when you're out walking your dog? | 1.2319 | 0.04399 | 138 | 112 | 20 | 6 |
1981 | And you think I'm scary before I've had my coffee. | 1.2319 | 0.04151 | 138 | 110 | 24 | 4 |
1982 | My Id got loose again. | 1.2319 | 0.04277 | 138 | 111 | 22 | 5 |
1983 | They were cannabis treats not canine treats. | 1.2319 | 0.04399 | 138 | 112 | 20 | 6 |
1984 | I knew reading you Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark was a bad idea. | 1.2319 | 0.03606 | 138 | 115 | 19 | 4 |
1985 | Never mind what he is. What are you? Chicken?” | 1.2319 | 0.04399 | 138 | 112 | 20 | 6 |
1986 | So this is your Uncle Floyd? | 1.2319 | 0.04022 | 138 | 109 | 26 | 3 |
1987 | See? Now,will you tell Pam there's a monster waiting in the dark to swallow me alive? | 1.2319 | 0.04277 | 138 | 111 | 22 | 5 |
1988 | You don't even know what a truffle is, do you? | 1.2319 | 0.04277 | 138 | 111 | 22 | 5 |
1989 | I think he just wants to sniff your butt. | 1.2319 | 0.04277 | 138 | 111 | 22 | 5 |
1990 | Just because Mom and I aren't living together anymore, doesn't mean we love you any less. | 1.2319 | 0.04633 | 138 | 114 | 16 | 8 |
1991 | Uncle Vern was kind of the black sheep of the family. I mean, wolf." | 1.2319 | 0.04399 | 138 | 112 | 20 | 6 |
1992 | I told you to verify his profile before meeting him | 1.2319 | 0.04399 | 138 | 112 | 20 | 6 |
1993 | One of us is in the wrong dog park. | 1.2319 | 0.04151 | 138 | 110 | 24 | 4 |
1994 | I told you not to mark this place | 1.2319 | 0.03750 | 138 | 107 | 30 | 1 |
1995 | What do you mean you don't have to go anymore? | 1.2319 | 0.04517 | 138 | 113 | 18 | 7 |
1996 | Don't worry. It's a figment of my imagination. | 1.2319 | 0.04399 | 138 | 112 | 20 | 6 |
1997 | I’m sure I read the results right. The DNA test said he was a 100% match. | 1.2319 | 0.04277 | 138 | 111 | 22 | 5 |
1998 | If your dog keeps following me , I'm reporting him to Animal Control ! | 1.2319 | 0.04277 | 138 | 111 | 22 | 5 |
1999 | I warned you not to drink out of the toilet. | 1.2302 | 0.04249 | 139 | 112 | 22 | 5 |
2000 | The one time I decide to walk you...Your mother is going to be furious. | 1.2302 | 0.04249 | 139 | 112 | 22 | 5 |
2001 | Don't be a sissy: He is more afraid of you than you of him! | 1.2302 | 0.04370 | 139 | 113 | 20 | 6 |
2002 | He'll be training you from now on. | 1.2302 | 0.04370 | 139 | 113 | 20 | 6 |
2003 | I thought you said you marked your territory. | 1.2302 | 0.04125 | 139 | 111 | 24 | 4 |
2004 | From the depths of your girded primal loins came an "arf?" | 1.2302 | 0.04125 | 139 | 111 | 24 | 4 |
2005 | Here we have a classic example of Ginsberg's inspiration,a product of destructive social isolation elevated into a mythical figure. | 1.2302 | 0.04370 | 139 | 113 | 20 | 6 |
2006 | Imagine the size of those Doggy Bags. | 1.2302 | 0.04125 | 139 | 111 | 24 | 4 |
2007 | I don’t think sniffing his butt would be a good idea. | 1.2302 | 0.03996 | 139 | 110 | 26 | 3 |
2008 | If you're really my best friend, why are you thinking all you have to do is outrun me? | 1.2302 | 0.03996 | 139 | 110 | 26 | 3 |
2009 | Now how did we agree to behave when we saw the Beast from Hell again? | 1.2302 | 0.04125 | 139 | 111 | 24 | 4 |
2010 | Spot, I strongly suggest you don't go with the traditional butt sniff greeting. | 1.2302 | 0.04488 | 139 | 114 | 18 | 7 |
2011 | Now, you're telling me you can't bark!? | 1.2302 | 0.04125 | 139 | 111 | 24 | 4 |
2012 | Obviously he has no regard for the home owner association leash laws. | 1.2302 | 0.04125 | 139 | 111 | 24 | 4 |
2013 | OK mans best friend, now would be a good time to prove it." | 1.2302 | 0.03864 | 139 | 109 | 28 | 2 |
2014 | You had to put “taller than 6 feet” and the tongue emoji on your profile, didn’t you? | 1.2302 | 0.04249 | 139 | 112 | 22 | 5 |
2015 | I told you not to piss on his lawn.. | 1.2302 | 0.03795 | 139 | 111 | 25 | 3 |
2016 | It’s just the looming recession rearing its ugly head.... but they say we don’t have to worry for now! | 1.2302 | 0.04249 | 139 | 112 | 22 | 5 |
2017 | The moors,” you said. “It'll be fun,” you said | 1.2302 | 0.04125 | 139 | 111 | 24 | 4 |
2018 | You can stop barking any time now, Rocky. | 1.2302 | 0.04125 | 139 | 111 | 24 | 4 |
2019 | You just had to go for a walk in the woods. | 1.2302 | 0.04370 | 139 | 113 | 20 | 6 |
2020 | If you fight,I fight with you. | 1.2302 | 0.04370 | 139 | 113 | 20 | 6 |
2021 | Great. NOW you puddle. | 1.2302 | 0.04370 | 139 | 113 | 20 | 6 |
2022 | They told him that if he saw a dog to pretend to be big and growl | 1.2302 | 0.03864 | 139 | 109 | 28 | 2 |
2023 | well technically yes, but that was millions of years ago | 1.2302 | 0.04249 | 139 | 114 | 19 | 6 |
2024 | I told you we should've stayed in the 'small dogs' section. | 1.2302 | 0.04249 | 139 | 112 | 22 | 5 |
2025 | Must we go through this whole routine every morning? | 1.2302 | 0.04931 | 139 | 118 | 10 | 11 |
2026 | If he wants to, I'd let him sniff. | 1.2302 | 0.03864 | 139 | 109 | 28 | 2 |
2027 | I always believed you. Now can we turn back before we both become midnight snacks? | 1.2302 | 0.04488 | 139 | 114 | 18 | 7 |
2028 | Just do your business and let's go home. There's nothing out there. | 1.2302 | 0.03864 | 139 | 109 | 28 | 2 |
2029 | He said he's a cousin. | 1.2302 | 0.04249 | 139 | 112 | 22 | 5 |
2030 | I see him in your nighttime future if your house training doesn’t improve! | 1.2302 | 0.04125 | 139 | 111 | 24 | 4 |
2031 | And that’s why you should go to college. | 1.2302 | 0.04388 | 126 | 101 | 21 | 4 |
2032 | Why can't you be ferocious like that? | 1.2300 | 0.05096 | 100 | 81 | 15 | 4 |
2033 | The script says to defend your master. | 1.2296 | 0.04198 | 135 | 108 | 23 | 4 |
2034 | Don't bite off more than you can chew. | 1.2296 | 0.04064 | 135 | 107 | 25 | 3 |
2035 | It's not funny. | 1.2296 | 0.04198 | 135 | 108 | 23 | 4 |
2036 | Well, here's your chance to prove your loyalty to man. | 1.2286 | 0.04098 | 140 | 112 | 24 | 4 |
2037 | You were the one who wanted walkies! | 1.2286 | 0.04098 | 140 | 112 | 24 | 4 |
2038 | THIS is why I want you to use the wee-wee pad at night,okay? | 1.2286 | 0.04459 | 140 | 115 | 18 | 7 |
2039 | Does he look like he wants a snack or a meal? | 1.2286 | 0.03971 | 140 | 111 | 26 | 3 |
2040 | Well, it's a full moon Charlie, what did you expect? | 1.2286 | 0.03971 | 140 | 111 | 26 | 3 |
2041 | Yes, Muffin, traditionally dogs were kept specifically to protect their masters. Do you have any clever ideas? | 1.2286 | 0.03971 | 140 | 113 | 23 | 4 |
2042 | That's what happens if you only eat your treats. | 1.2286 | 0.04222 | 140 | 113 | 22 | 5 |
2043 | I think we'll skip the Chernobyl kibble for Buddy next time. | 1.2286 | 0.04459 | 140 | 115 | 18 | 7 |
2044 | Now's a good time for those emotional support skills. | 1.2286 | 0.04459 | 140 | 115 | 18 | 7 |
2045 | He’s like this because he goes out only once in a blue moon! | 1.2286 | 0.04572 | 140 | 116 | 16 | 8 |
2046 | This is what happens when you guys don't get fixed. | 1.2286 | 0.04098 | 140 | 112 | 24 | 4 |
2047 | I don't think growling is going to work this time. | 1.2286 | 0.04098 | 140 | 112 | 24 | 4 |
2048 | It's okay, boy. He's only computer-generated. Like in The Avengers. | 1.2286 | 0.04459 | 140 | 115 | 18 | 7 |
2049 | ATTACK - Rex! | 1.2286 | 0.04683 | 140 | 117 | 14 | 9 |
2050 | You're right, we should have gone to Universal Studios | 1.2286 | 0.04098 | 140 | 112 | 24 | 4 |
2051 | I told you a blind date was a bad idea. | 1.2286 | 0.04098 | 140 | 112 | 24 | 4 |
2052 | See what howling at the moon will get you? | 1.2286 | 0.03971 | 140 | 111 | 26 | 3 |
2053 | Sir, Maxxie says you need mint bones before you breathe around the ladies. | 1.2286 | 0.04222 | 140 | 113 | 22 | 5 |
2054 | Hurry take the damn thing. | 1.2279 | 0.04424 | 136 | 111 | 19 | 6 |
2055 | You gotta be kidding. | 1.2279 | 0.04299 | 136 | 110 | 21 | 5 |
2056 | Well, you don't expect ME to sniff his butt, do you? | 1.2279 | 0.04424 | 136 | 111 | 19 | 6 |
2057 | Now do you have to go potty? | 1.2279 | 0.04038 | 136 | 108 | 25 | 3 |
2058 | You should see him at night. | 1.2279 | 0.04171 | 136 | 112 | 19 | 5 |
2059 | The good news is that you’re only distantly related. That’s also kind of the bad news. | 1.2279 | 0.04424 | 136 | 111 | 19 | 6 |
2060 | No? What Do You Mean, “No”? | 1.2279 | 0.04424 | 136 | 111 | 19 | 6 |
2061 | I already told you the puppies won't be purebred. | 1.2279 | 0.04038 | 136 | 108 | 25 | 3 |
2062 | Go easy. He's bigger than you. | 1.2279 | 0.04424 | 136 | 111 | 19 | 6 |
2063 | You both share ninety-nine per cent of the same genes, so do something! | 1.2279 | 0.04299 | 136 | 110 | 21 | 5 |
2064 | Do you speak werewolf? | 1.2279 | 0.04299 | 136 | 110 | 21 | 5 |
2065 | Don't worry,, Daphny Dog. He's just a cartoon monster. | 1.2279 | 0.04424 | 136 | 111 | 19 | 6 |
2066 | No more treats until you take him down. | 1.2279 | 0.04038 | 136 | 108 | 25 | 3 |
2067 | Full moons, indeed, bring out some ghastly sights. | 1.2279 | 0.04299 | 136 | 110 | 21 | 5 |
2068 | See what happens if you only eat treats! | 1.2279 | 0.04038 | 136 | 108 | 25 | 3 |
2069 | Okay, now think of it as a cat | 1.2279 | 0.04038 | 136 | 108 | 25 | 3 |
2070 | Looks like someone hasn't heard of leash laws... | 1.2279 | 0.04424 | 136 | 111 | 19 | 6 |
2071 | Someone's going to need a bigger poop bag. | 1.2279 | 0.03901 | 136 | 107 | 27 | 2 |
2072 | I don't think he wants you to sniff his ass. | 1.2279 | 0.03901 | 136 | 107 | 27 | 2 |
2073 | He takes baaaaad dogs for walks | 1.2279 | 0.04299 | 136 | 110 | 21 | 5 |
2074 | We have the same nightmare? | 1.2279 | 0.04424 | 136 | 111 | 19 | 6 |
2075 | Do you think he'll roll over? | 1.2279 | 0.03758 | 136 | 106 | 29 | 1 |
2076 | See, he didn’t obey when his owner said “Don’t eat that.” | 1.2279 | 0.04299 | 136 | 110 | 21 | 5 |
2077 | We've been watching too many episodes of "Stranger Things". | 1.2279 | 0.03901 | 136 | 109 | 24 | 3 |
2078 | Hi Would you like to play? | 1.2279 | 0.04545 | 136 | 112 | 17 | 7 |
2079 | He wasn’t neutered. | 1.2279 | 0.04171 | 136 | 109 | 23 | 4 |
2080 | That’s why your food is hormone free. | 1.2279 | 0.04299 | 136 | 110 | 21 | 5 |
2081 | No, Bentley, I don't think it's a good idea to mark your territory now. | 1.2279 | 0.04038 | 136 | 108 | 25 | 3 |
2082 | You can be a nightmare too, you know. | 1.2279 | 0.04424 | 136 | 111 | 19 | 6 |
2083 | Please clean up after your owner | 1.2279 | 0.04424 | 136 | 111 | 19 | 6 |
2084 | Attack, Spot! Attack! | 1.2279 | 0.04171 | 136 | 109 | 23 | 4 |
2085 | Would you like to reconsider? | 1.2279 | 0.04171 | 136 | 109 | 23 | 4 |
2086 | Stay, Roscoe. This bark doesn't deserve a response. | 1.2279 | 0.04171 | 136 | 109 | 23 | 4 |
2087 | No. You cannot pee on it. | 1.2279 | 0.04545 | 136 | 112 | 17 | 7 |
2088 | I warned you something bad would happen if you kept chewing my slippers. | 1.2279 | 0.03901 | 136 | 107 | 27 | 2 |
2089 | Now you can see what happens when you eat human food. | 1.2279 | 0.04299 | 136 | 110 | 21 | 5 |
2090 | Don’t even start. He’s just trolling you. | 1.2279 | 0.04299 | 136 | 110 | 21 | 5 |
2091 | Say hello to your Uncle Don, it’s his time of the month. | 1.2279 | 0.04299 | 136 | 110 | 21 | 5 |
2092 | This is what happens if you bite someone. | 1.2279 | 0.04299 | 136 | 110 | 21 | 5 |
2093 | At least bark | 1.2279 | 0.04171 | 136 | 109 | 23 | 4 |
2094 | I'm really a lot of fun once you get to know me. | 1.2279 | 0.04664 | 136 | 113 | 15 | 8 |
2095 | He's a real pussy cat. It's just the full moon. | 1.2279 | 0.04424 | 136 | 111 | 19 | 6 |
2096 | We all have relatives. | 1.2279 | 0.04038 | 136 | 108 | 25 | 3 |
2097 | Try barking again. | 1.2279 | 0.04171 | 136 | 109 | 23 | 4 |
2098 | Hey, Spot, isn't that your uncle twice-removed? | 1.2279 | 0.04038 | 136 | 108 | 25 | 3 |
2099 | Remember, it's not the size of the dog in the fight that matters. | 1.2279 | 0.04545 | 136 | 112 | 17 | 7 |
2100 | Don't get so bent out of shape. I'll pick up after my dog. | 1.2279 | 0.04299 | 136 | 110 | 21 | 5 |
2101 | No we can’t arrange a play date. | 1.2279 | 0.04038 | 136 | 108 | 25 | 3 |
2102 | just treat him as a fire hydrant-with a grumpy attitude | 1.2279 | 0.04171 | 136 | 109 | 23 | 4 |
2103 | I’ve seen Stranger Things. Time to R.U.N. , Belle! | 1.2279 | 0.04299 | 136 | 110 | 21 | 5 |
2104 | mailman-no, him-yes | 1.2279 | 0.04299 | 136 | 112 | 18 | 6 |
2105 | We all have skeletons in our closets. | 1.2279 | 0.04038 | 136 | 108 | 25 | 3 |
2106 | Remind me to post this on NextDoor when we get home. | 1.2279 | 0.04545 | 136 | 112 | 17 | 7 |
2107 | Are you still feeling protective of me? | 1.2279 | 0.04299 | 136 | 110 | 21 | 5 |
2108 | We came all this way and you’re not even going to sniff his butt? | 1.2279 | 0.04299 | 136 | 110 | 21 | 5 |
2109 | Try the next tree. This one's been over fertilized. | 1.2279 | 0.04038 | 136 | 108 | 25 | 3 |
2110 | You really must stop baying at the Moon! | 1.2279 | 0.04545 | 136 | 112 | 17 | 7 |
2111 | These Instagram dog models are setting some really unrealistic body expectations | 1.2279 | 0.04171 | 136 | 109 | 23 | 4 |
2112 | See. This is what happens when you howl at the moon. | 1.2279 | 0.04038 | 136 | 108 | 25 | 3 |
2113 | OK Bittlesworth, it's go time! | 1.2276 | 0.04734 | 123 | 101 | 16 | 6 |
2114 | I am going to count to three , and if you are still here , I am going to run (as fast asI can)... | 1.2273 | 0.04511 | 132 | 110 | 15 | 7 |
2115 | You got this. This is what we've been training for. | 1.2273 | 0.04381 | 132 | 107 | 20 | 5 |
2116 | Sorry Peaches.... I think he is in heat. | 1.2273 | 0.04511 | 132 | 108 | 18 | 6 |
2117 | No, not here. | 1.2273 | 0.04381 | 132 | 107 | 20 | 5 |
2118 | This is why I don't take you to the leash-free dog parks | 1.2273 | 0.04246 | 132 | 106 | 22 | 4 |
2119 | Ah, LSD flashbacks are getting better & better | 1.2273 | 0.04511 | 132 | 108 | 18 | 6 |
2120 | You've made your point. I am not humping Mrs. Lewis again | 1.2273 | 0.04381 | 132 | 107 | 20 | 5 |
2121 | Second thoughts about the designated dog park? | 1.2273 | 0.04381 | 132 | 107 | 20 | 5 |
2122 | He used to be my Uber driver but now he walks dogs. | 1.2273 | 0.04381 | 132 | 107 | 20 | 5 |
2123 | Arf, arf.....My name is “Baxter”. Go in peace. | 1.2273 | 0.03965 | 132 | 104 | 26 | 2 |
2124 | No worries, Rascal, he's just one of those blow-up baby bully balloons. | 1.2273 | 0.04381 | 132 | 107 | 20 | 5 |
2125 | Spot, go show him who’s boss! | 1.2273 | 0.03816 | 132 | 103 | 28 | 1 |
2126 | Designer dogs are all the rage! | 1.2273 | 0.04381 | 132 | 107 | 20 | 5 |
2127 | Stay calm and let him sniff. | 1.2273 | 0.04381 | 132 | 107 | 20 | 5 |
2128 | And this is where your training should kick in. | 1.2273 | 0.04246 | 132 | 106 | 22 | 4 |
2129 | Henry, you keep him occupied and I'll jog over to the car. | 1.2273 | 0.04246 | 132 | 106 | 22 | 4 |
2130 | How come you know he doesn't exist but we humans believe? | 1.2273 | 0.04637 | 132 | 109 | 16 | 7 |
2131 | It’s not a werewolf and we’re not in London. | 1.2273 | 0.04381 | 132 | 107 | 20 | 5 |
2132 | I told you not to shit on the carpet again! Now say hello to your new owner. | 1.2273 | 0.04760 | 132 | 110 | 14 | 8 |
2133 | Ya know, your related | 1.2273 | 0.04381 | 132 | 107 | 20 | 5 |
2134 | Bad dog! Maybe now you'll stop pooping on the neighbor's lawn. | 1.2273 | 0.04511 | 132 | 108 | 18 | 6 |
2135 | I don't know what he's so happy about either. | 1.2273 | 0.04246 | 132 | 106 | 22 | 4 |
2136 | Oh, give him a break. You know how you get during a full moon. | 1.2273 | 0.04511 | 132 | 108 | 18 | 6 |
2137 | And you call yourself an animal? | 1.2273 | 0.04381 | 132 | 107 | 20 | 5 |
2138 | what did I say about not looking at werewolves in the eyes. | 1.2273 | 0.04381 | 132 | 107 | 20 | 5 |
2139 | I knew it! I never should have taken the path less traveled by. | 1.2273 | 0.04381 | 132 | 109 | 17 | 6 |
2140 | This is not one of those ‘sniff the butt’ situations. | 1.2273 | 0.03965 | 132 | 104 | 26 | 2 |
2141 | Yes Doug, I'm a werewolf. This is awkward but could you spare an extra poop baggie? You know how the neighborhood is... | 1.2273 | 0.04246 | 132 | 106 | 22 | 4 |
2142 | Does he look Vegan? | 1.2273 | 0.03965 | 132 | 104 | 26 | 2 |
2143 | I don’t recall Google Maps saying THIS was here. | 1.2273 | 0.04246 | 132 | 106 | 22 | 4 |
2144 | Let it go, honey. He's not going to pick up his poop. | 1.2273 | 0.04246 | 132 | 106 | 22 | 4 |
2145 | Im sure his bark is much stronger than his bite. | 1.2273 | 0.04381 | 132 | 107 | 20 | 5 |
2146 | Okay, Bud, time to impress. | 1.2273 | 0.04246 | 132 | 106 | 22 | 4 |
2147 | Why don't you mark this as your spot? | 1.2273 | 0.04381 | 132 | 107 | 20 | 5 |
2148 | Yep, that's the monster who loves to eat barking dogs. | 1.2273 | 0.04246 | 132 | 106 | 22 | 4 |
2149 | Relax. It's only a phantom. His second term isn't real yet. | 1.2273 | 0.04511 | 132 | 108 | 18 | 6 |
2150 | I warned you that pedigree DNA testing could bring surprises. | 1.2273 | 0.04246 | 132 | 106 | 22 | 4 |
2151 | Yes, Toto, We’re still in Jersey. | 1.2273 | 0.04511 | 132 | 108 | 18 | 6 |
2152 | He's just like you, except economically anxious. | 1.2273 | 0.04637 | 132 | 109 | 16 | 7 |
2153 | See what happens when you just apply yourself? | 1.2273 | 0.03965 | 132 | 104 | 26 | 2 |
2154 | Don't worry, boy. He's easily defeated if we all just vote.... | 1.2273 | 0.04511 | 132 | 108 | 18 | 6 |
2155 | Over the river and through the woods... and did we really not expect this? | 1.2273 | 0.04381 | 132 | 107 | 20 | 5 |
2156 | I only pick yours up. | 1.2273 | 0.04246 | 132 | 106 | 22 | 4 |
2157 | Wait, Greenland is the one with the ice? | 1.2273 | 0.04381 | 132 | 107 | 20 | 5 |
2158 | He has a some what Devil-may-care attitude, don't you think? | 1.2273 | 0.04108 | 132 | 105 | 24 | 3 |
2159 | He wants you to be is therapy dog | 1.2273 | 0.04637 | 132 | 109 | 16 | 7 |
2160 | I would suggest not sniffing his butt | 1.2273 | 0.04511 | 132 | 108 | 18 | 6 |
2161 | I thought you were supposed to be a babe magnet. | 1.2273 | 0.03965 | 132 | 104 | 26 | 2 |
2162 | I’m gonna go out a limb here and guess you don’t have a silver bullet. | 1.2273 | 0.04246 | 132 | 106 | 22 | 4 |
2163 | Toto, calm down! . It's really just that man behind the curtain again. | 1.2273 | 0.04511 | 132 | 108 | 18 | 6 |
2164 | You know, this tweeting thing is getting awfully old. | 1.2273 | 0.04381 | 132 | 107 | 20 | 5 |
2165 | that one's off the leash. | 1.2273 | 0.04108 | 132 | 105 | 24 | 3 |
2166 | Now'd be a good time to demonstrate that "man's best friend" thing. | 1.2273 | 0.03965 | 132 | 104 | 26 | 2 |
2167 | We warned Rex about the evils of steroids. | 1.2273 | 0.04381 | 132 | 107 | 20 | 5 |
2168 | You just couldn’t hold it in, could you? | 1.2273 | 0.04246 | 132 | 106 | 22 | 4 |
2169 | Bonnie, this why I don’t feed you scraps from the table. | 1.2273 | 0.04381 | 132 | 107 | 20 | 5 |
2170 | He’s got that Big Dick Energy | 1.2273 | 0.04637 | 132 | 109 | 16 | 7 |
2171 | Don't worry, Beelzebub won't bite. | 1.2273 | 0.03965 | 132 | 108 | 20 | 4 |
2172 | It happens because of the full moon, sweetie, not because you peed in his garden. | 1.2273 | 0.04246 | 132 | 106 | 22 | 4 |
2173 | I should have brought two plastic bags. | 1.2273 | 0.04511 | 132 | 108 | 18 | 6 |
2174 | I suppose I won't bother suggesting that you sic it." | 1.2273 | 0.04381 | 132 | 107 | 20 | 5 |
2175 | Hi dad. I brought lunch. | 1.2273 | 0.04511 | 132 | 108 | 18 | 6 |
2176 | This is why we never feed you after midnight, Gerald. | 1.2273 | 0.04381 | 132 | 107 | 20 | 5 |
2177 | This looks to be a good time to turn around and go home. | 1.2273 | 0.04108 | 132 | 105 | 24 | 3 |
2178 | I think you should pass on this one | 1.2273 | 0.04381 | 132 | 107 | 20 | 5 |
2179 | See? This kennel has other doggies for you to play with. | 1.2273 | 0.04381 | 132 | 107 | 20 | 5 |
2180 | I take it this is not the dog park you wanted to go to? | 1.2273 | 0.03816 | 132 | 103 | 28 | 1 |
2181 | I bet he doesn’t pee on the rug. | 1.2273 | 0.04381 | 132 | 107 | 20 | 5 |
2182 | Do you know him? He seems to know you. | 1.2273 | 0.04381 | 132 | 107 | 20 | 5 |
2183 | This is what happens when good boys pee on the carpet. | 1.2270 | 0.04072 | 141 | 113 | 24 | 4 |
2184 | We should Run | 1.2270 | 0.04314 | 141 | 115 | 20 | 6 |
2185 | Don't worry, boy. He won't be re-elected. Charlie McBride Santa Barbara, CA | 1.2270 | 0.04072 | 141 | 116 | 20 | 5 |
2186 | NO, YOU CAN'T HAVE HIM FOR A PLAYDATE. | 1.2263 | 0.04143 | 137 | 110 | 23 | 4 |
2187 | C’mon Gus, there’s no such thing as a devil dog. | 1.2263 | 0.04515 | 137 | 113 | 17 | 7 |
2188 | Oh, now you pee. | 1.2263 | 0.04012 | 137 | 109 | 25 | 3 |
2189 | I think we’ll stick with the bottled water at home. | 1.2263 | 0.04271 | 137 | 111 | 21 | 5 |
2190 | When he surprised your grandma,flashes of light came from her eyes and turned him to stone. | 1.2263 | 0.04271 | 137 | 111 | 21 | 5 |
2191 | Just don't ask for any wishes. | 1.2263 | 0.04143 | 137 | 110 | 23 | 4 |
2192 | This is not funny! | 1.2263 | 0.03876 | 137 | 108 | 27 | 2 |
2193 | Oh, now you don’t bark? | 1.2263 | 0.04271 | 137 | 111 | 21 | 5 |
2194 | Don’t worry. He’s all bite, no bark. | 1.2263 | 0.03876 | 137 | 108 | 27 | 2 |
2195 | Tell him to go away or I'll let you off the leash. | 1.2263 | 0.04271 | 137 | 111 | 21 | 5 |
2196 | He said “ Yum ! | 1.2263 | 0.04395 | 137 | 112 | 19 | 6 |
2197 | Now you know, the earth the angry, very angry. | 1.2263 | 0.04515 | 137 | 113 | 17 | 7 |
2198 | Act big! | 1.2263 | 0.04143 | 137 | 110 | 23 | 4 |
2199 | See what happens when you don't behave. | 1.2258 | 0.04260 | 124 | 99 | 22 | 3 |
2200 | Attack! | 1.2256 | 0.04218 | 133 | 107 | 22 | 4 |
2201 | I don't think being "cute" will help, so can you please growl? | 1.2256 | 0.04351 | 133 | 108 | 20 | 5 |
2202 | If you would only go to the bathroom like other dogs, I wouldn't have to scare the crap out of you. | 1.2256 | 0.04218 | 133 | 107 | 22 | 4 |
2203 | No, your coat is much nicer. | 1.2256 | 0.04480 | 133 | 109 | 18 | 6 |
2204 | Clearly some form of canine. That's your department. | 1.2256 | 0.04351 | 133 | 108 | 20 | 5 |
2205 | don’t worry, it’s just another news cycle... | 1.2256 | 0.03939 | 133 | 105 | 26 | 2 |
2206 | I told you you were barking up the wrong tree. | 1.2256 | 0.04081 | 133 | 106 | 24 | 3 |
2207 | Just another fake news image. | 1.2256 | 0.04351 | 133 | 108 | 20 | 5 |
2208 | Fido, did you get into my edibles again? | 1.2256 | 0.04605 | 133 | 110 | 16 | 7 |
2209 | The sign clearly says, “All hellspawn must be on a leash.” | 1.2256 | 0.04480 | 133 | 109 | 18 | 6 |
2210 | Guess what? Sasquatch has DNA like yours, not mine. | 1.2256 | 0.04218 | 133 | 107 | 22 | 4 |
2211 | They said that this was a dog park. I'm leaving a zero-star review. | 1.2256 | 0.04218 | 133 | 107 | 22 | 4 |
2212 | I think he just wants to be your friend. | 1.2256 | 0.03791 | 133 | 104 | 28 | 1 |
2213 | Sure, you're scared now but if you want real terror we'll put Fox News on tonight when they're interviewing trump | 1.2256 | 0.04605 | 133 | 110 | 16 | 7 |
2214 | She won't look so good to you when it's not her time of the month. | 1.2256 | 0.04218 | 133 | 107 | 22 | 4 |
2215 | I think I'm going to need a bigger dog. | 1.2256 | 0.04846 | 133 | 112 | 12 | 9 |
2216 | You think this is scary, the Amazons are burning | 1.2256 | 0.04480 | 133 | 109 | 18 | 6 |
2217 | Are you thinking what I’m thinking? | 1.2256 | 0.04218 | 133 | 107 | 22 | 4 |
2218 | Well I 'spose we should find another place for you to do your business. | 1.2256 | 0.04218 | 133 | 107 | 22 | 4 |
2219 | I think we're developing fright fatique. | 1.2256 | 0.04480 | 133 | 109 | 18 | 6 |
2220 | See? This is what happens when you eat chocolate. | 1.2256 | 0.04081 | 133 | 106 | 24 | 3 |
2221 | I 'm not scooping that. | 1.2256 | 0.04218 | 133 | 107 | 22 | 4 |
2222 | Yet the mailman can never sneak by. | 1.2256 | 0.04081 | 133 | 106 | 24 | 3 |
2223 | You just couldn't hold it until morning. Could you? | 1.2248 | 0.04296 | 129 | 104 | 21 | 4 |
2224 | OK, now is the time for payback for all those belly rubs. | 1.2246 | 0.04602 | 138 | 115 | 15 | 8 |
2225 | See any resemblance? | 1.2246 | 0.04366 | 138 | 113 | 19 | 6 |
2226 | He must have slipped his leash. | 1.2246 | 0.03986 | 138 | 110 | 25 | 3 |
2227 | Time for your to earn your kibble. | 1.2239 | 0.04322 | 134 | 109 | 20 | 5 |
2228 | Fido. I am your father. | 1.2239 | 0.04449 | 134 | 110 | 18 | 6 |
2229 | Where is the border patrol when you need them? | 1.2239 | 0.04449 | 134 | 110 | 18 | 6 |
2230 | I was content watching football. | 1.2239 | 0.04322 | 134 | 109 | 20 | 5 |
2231 | Now that's a watchdog. | 1.2239 | 0.04322 | 134 | 109 | 20 | 5 |
2232 | We know the moon is our problem. | 1.2239 | 0.04322 | 134 | 109 | 20 | 5 |
2233 | You didn't tell me your Mother was coming. | 1.2231 | 0.04538 | 130 | 107 | 17 | 6 |
2234 | Whaddya mean, "At this point I suggest we part company?" | 1.2231 | 0.04538 | 130 | 107 | 17 | 6 |
2235 | Drama | 1.2230 | 0.04090 | 139 | 112 | 23 | 4 |
2236 | Werewolf? There wolf. | 1.2214 | 0.04097 | 131 | 105 | 23 | 3 |
2237 | No, Toby, I don't think he wants to give you a belly rub. | 1.2214 | 0.03951 | 131 | 104 | 25 | 2 |
2238 | He wants to sniff your butt if that's okay with you. | 1.2214 | 0.04374 | 131 | 107 | 19 | 5 |
2239 | ... and this is why I wanted a cat. | 1.2214 | 0.04238 | 131 | 106 | 21 | 4 |
2240 | Damn it, Milo! you and your darned obsession with alpha males. | 1.2214 | 0.04374 | 131 | 107 | 19 | 5 |
2241 | Stay Fluffy. I'll run and get help. | 1.2214 | 0.04097 | 131 | 105 | 23 | 3 |
2242 | You sure you're ready for this dog park? | 1.2214 | 0.04238 | 131 | 106 | 21 | 4 |
2243 | Don’t worry, that’s just George. He gets like this every full moon. | 1.2214 | 0.04097 | 131 | 105 | 23 | 3 |
2244 | No more listening to Lou Reed, okay? | 1.2214 | 0.04506 | 131 | 108 | 17 | 6 |
2245 | Luther, I said, "It's like we're wolves", you get so literal. | 1.2214 | 0.04374 | 131 | 107 | 19 | 5 |
2246 | Start with a friendly butt sniffing, then invite him to the dog park next weekend. | 1.2214 | 0.04374 | 131 | 107 | 19 | 5 |
2247 | I always wondered where gargoyles vacationed... | 1.2214 | 0.04374 | 131 | 107 | 19 | 5 |
2248 | It's either a manifestation of our deepest fears about the inadequacies of the Democratic ticket. Or, Daddy needs to go back on his Wellbutrin." --Leo Sacks, Sunnyside, N | 1.2214 | 0.04760 | 131 | 110 | 13 | 8 |
2249 | Sorry Fritz, but I have to report your buddy Gargoyle for being off leash again. | 1.2214 | 0.04097 | 131 | 105 | 23 | 3 |
2250 | I knew we shouldn’t have eaten those mushroons. | 1.2214 | 0.04374 | 131 | 107 | 19 | 5 |
2251 | He’s probably at Bedminster. | 1.2214 | 0.04097 | 131 | 105 | 23 | 3 |
2252 | Every Full Moon It's The Same Dance Routine | 1.2214 | 0.04506 | 131 | 108 | 17 | 6 |
2253 | Don't worry, Lucky. I'm sure his bark is worse than his bite. | 1.2214 | 0.04506 | 131 | 108 | 17 | 6 |
2254 | No, you can not invite him home for dinner. | 1.2214 | 0.04374 | 131 | 107 | 19 | 5 |
2255 | I'm quite certain he doesn't want to sniff your behind. | 1.2214 | 0.04374 | 131 | 107 | 19 | 5 |
2256 | My owner says I’m related to wolves, but I really can’t see the resemblance. | 1.2214 | 0.04374 | 131 | 107 | 19 | 5 |
2257 | Now do you see why I won't let you hang out with your feral friends? THAT used to be Sparky! | 1.2214 | 0.04506 | 131 | 108 | 17 | 6 |
2258 | Maybe THIS will help you do your business. | 1.2214 | 0.04097 | 131 | 105 | 23 | 3 |
2259 | This is what you dragged me out of the cabin for? | 1.2214 | 0.04238 | 131 | 106 | 21 | 4 |
2260 | I'd suggest skipping your "I was here mark",on either one. | 1.2214 | 0.04238 | 131 | 106 | 21 | 4 |
2261 | Ok Ralph, now I understand why you don’t like to come to the dog park anymore. | 1.2214 | 0.04097 | 131 | 105 | 23 | 3 |
2262 | See, Duke? This is what happens when you don't learn to socialize at the dog park. | 1.2214 | 0.04374 | 131 | 107 | 19 | 5 |
2263 | You just had to go for a walk *tonight* didn’t you? | 1.2214 | 0.04374 | 131 | 107 | 19 | 5 |
2264 | I hate it when other owners don't use a leash. | 1.2214 | 0.04238 | 131 | 106 | 21 | 4 |
2265 | The full moon will make for a beautiful walk, you said... | 1.2214 | 0.04097 | 131 | 105 | 23 | 3 |
2266 | I'd be scared if I weren't here with you, Brendan. | 1.2214 | 0.04374 | 131 | 107 | 19 | 5 |
2267 | STILL think meeting your birth mother was a good idea? | 1.2214 | 0.04635 | 131 | 109 | 15 | 7 |
2268 | I thought this was a dog park | 1.2214 | 0.04238 | 131 | 106 | 21 | 4 |
2269 | So, those were your nibble marks on my edibles. | 1.2214 | 0.04238 | 131 | 108 | 18 | 5 |
2270 | So you couldn't way until tomorrow... | 1.2205 | 0.04460 | 127 | 104 | 18 | 5 |
2271 | Still want to know about you ancestry? | 1.2197 | 0.03924 | 132 | 105 | 25 | 2 |
2272 | The neighbors' cat -- now that's scary. | 1.2197 | 0.04847 | 132 | 112 | 11 | 9 |
2273 | There's nothing to fear from recession. It's fake news. | 1.2197 | 0.04209 | 132 | 107 | 21 | 4 |
2274 | Shouldn't you be barking or something? Wait — shit, how much of that CBD tincture did I give you? This is one hell of a way to find out that shit works. | 1.2197 | 0.04344 | 132 | 108 | 19 | 5 |
2275 | His bark is not worse than his bite. | 1.2197 | 0.04344 | 132 | 108 | 19 | 5 |
2276 | I think I need to pee too. | 1.2188 | 0.04287 | 128 | 104 | 20 | 4 |
2277 | Now would be a good time to remember your 'Attack training'. | 1.2188 | 0.03990 | 128 | 102 | 24 | 2 |
2278 | I have a bad feeling his bite may be worse than his bark.... | 1.2188 | 0.04287 | 128 | 104 | 20 | 4 |
2279 | Aren't you glad I came along to this Tinder meet-up? | 1.2188 | 0.04141 | 128 | 103 | 22 | 3 |
2280 | I know he's family but I'm not feeling very welcome.... | 1.2188 | 0.04141 | 128 | 105 | 19 | 4 |
2281 | Well, go on. Give him a sniff. | 1.2188 | 0.04287 | 128 | 104 | 20 | 4 |
2282 | I don't care what you rolled, it's not Dungeons and Dogs. | 1.2188 | 0.04428 | 128 | 105 | 18 | 5 |
2283 | Whaddya say we run the hell out of here? | 1.2188 | 0.04565 | 128 | 106 | 16 | 6 |
2284 | If you pee on his leg it might make him melt. | 1.2188 | 0.04428 | 128 | 105 | 18 | 5 |
2285 | Your relative? | 1.2188 | 0.04428 | 128 | 105 | 18 | 5 |
2286 | See Scruffy, this is what happens when you watch Teen Wolf | 1.2188 | 0.04141 | 128 | 103 | 22 | 3 |
2287 | Don't hurt him too bad... | 1.2188 | 0.04428 | 128 | 105 | 18 | 5 |
2288 | I don't think he'll respond to "Sit." | 1.2188 | 0.04428 | 128 | 105 | 18 | 5 |
2289 | Don't stare,Tucker,it's rude. | 1.2188 | 0.04698 | 128 | 107 | 14 | 7 |
2290 | Now is not the time to act like a show dog! | 1.2188 | 0.04565 | 128 | 106 | 16 | 6 |
2291 | _You_ answered. Now you're having second thoughts? | 1.2188 | 0.04698 | 128 | 107 | 14 | 7 |
2292 | You still have to do your business if you want to be told you're a good boy. | 1.2188 | 0.04565 | 128 | 106 | 16 | 6 |
2293 | Now, you stop provoking him. | 1.2188 | 0.04428 | 128 | 105 | 18 | 5 |
2294 | Relax. It’s just the FX door switch robot. | 1.2188 | 0.04565 | 128 | 106 | 16 | 6 |
2295 | That’s the last time I let you blow your own dog whistle. | 1.2188 | 0.04141 | 128 | 103 | 22 | 3 |
2296 | I told you meeting up with lost relatives could be awkward. | 1.2188 | 0.04287 | 128 | 104 | 20 | 4 |
2297 | He knows the rules, No leash No walkies | 1.2188 | 0.04428 | 128 | 105 | 18 | 5 |
2298 | You're conjuring again. | 1.2188 | 0.04428 | 128 | 105 | 18 | 5 |
2299 | Sic ’em, Rusty! | 1.2188 | 0.04287 | 128 | 104 | 20 | 4 |
2300 | Why don’t you leave the whimpering to me? | 1.2188 | 0.04428 | 128 | 105 | 18 | 5 |
2301 | Australian Devil-doodle? | 1.2188 | 0.04565 | 128 | 106 | 16 | 6 |
2302 | Why do you always have to admire the statue before peeing on it? | 1.2188 | 0.04141 | 128 | 103 | 22 | 3 |
2303 | I knew you wouldn't recognize him. | 1.2188 | 0.04428 | 128 | 105 | 18 | 5 |
2304 | I hope you kept the receipt! | 1.2188 | 0.04565 | 128 | 106 | 16 | 6 |
2305 | That's what you looked like three million years ago. | 1.2188 | 0.04428 | 128 | 105 | 18 | 5 |
2306 | The lengths people go to keep dogs off their lawn | 1.2188 | 0.04287 | 128 | 104 | 20 | 4 |
2307 | See Billy,THIS is why you should get neutered. | 1.2188 | 0.03990 | 128 | 102 | 24 | 2 |
2308 | Don't worry. Legend has it he prefers weiner dogs | 1.2188 | 0.04287 | 128 | 104 | 20 | 4 |
2309 | Not impressed eh? | 1.2188 | 0.04141 | 128 | 103 | 22 | 3 |
2310 | Are you looking for Donald Trump? He's right over there. | 1.2188 | 0.04428 | 128 | 105 | 18 | 5 |
2311 | It's just Mr. Nelson from next door. He's going through his time of the month again. | 1.2188 | 0.04565 | 128 | 106 | 16 | 6 |
2312 | Are you sure this is your playdate? | 1.2188 | 0.04698 | 128 | 107 | 14 | 7 |
2313 | I'm starting to think those breakfast sausages had gone bad. | 1.2188 | 0.04428 | 128 | 105 | 18 | 5 |
2314 | You're the one who wanted to do some soul-searching. | 1.2188 | 0.04698 | 128 | 107 | 14 | 7 |
2315 | When you said your grandmother was a savage, this was not what I expected | 1.2188 | 0.03832 | 128 | 101 | 26 | 1 |
2316 | oh that's just an ex of mine | 1.2188 | 0.03990 | 128 | 102 | 24 | 2 |
2317 | May I introduce you to my Lord and Savior? | 1.2188 | 0.04428 | 128 | 105 | 18 | 5 |
2318 | Tree branches and dead squirrels were one thing, but this? | 1.2188 | 0.03990 | 128 | 102 | 24 | 2 |
2319 | Stand your ground and look him in the eyes! | 1.2188 | 0.04287 | 128 | 104 | 20 | 4 |
2320 | Don't you dare sniff his butt! | 1.2188 | 0.04428 | 128 | 105 | 18 | 5 |
2321 | Peg, would you stop streaming and call 9-1-1 for Chrissakes. | 1.2188 | 0.04428 | 128 | 105 | 18 | 5 |
2322 | So my dog says, “I’ll have what he’s having!” | 1.2188 | 0.04565 | 128 | 106 | 16 | 6 |
2323 | In this instance,best if your bite is bigger than your bark | 1.2188 | 0.04698 | 128 | 107 | 14 | 7 |
2324 | Hey, you bark at everything else - what's the problem here? | 1.2188 | 0.04827 | 128 | 108 | 12 | 8 |
2325 | Oh, so now you'll go pee. | 1.2188 | 0.03990 | 128 | 102 | 24 | 2 |
2326 | Down Boy. | 1.2188 | 0.04287 | 128 | 104 | 20 | 4 |
2327 | Well, I for one don't believe in werewolves. | 1.2188 | 0.04287 | 128 | 104 | 20 | 4 |
2328 | I told you these "Full Moon" walks were a bad idea. | 1.2188 | 0.04141 | 128 | 103 | 22 | 3 |
2329 | I don’t care what he says. I’m not Richard Nixon! | 1.2188 | 0.04565 | 128 | 106 | 16 | 6 |
2330 | Don’t fetch | 1.2185 | 0.04329 | 119 | 96 | 20 | 3 |
2331 | Don't worry, I'm sure his bark is worse than his bite. -Bob Greene 917-696-6823 bob@contourventures.com | 1.2180 | 0.04571 | 133 | 111 | 15 | 7 |
2332 | Still wish you were never adopted? | 1.2171 | 0.03962 | 129 | 110 | 14 | 5 |
2333 | That’s what you get for howling at the moon! | 1.2171 | 0.04257 | 129 | 105 | 20 | 4 |
2334 | Whew. For a moment I thought it was a scientologist. | 1.2171 | 0.04533 | 129 | 107 | 16 | 6 |
2335 | He's talking to you, Fifi. | 1.2171 | 0.04533 | 129 | 107 | 16 | 6 |
2336 | Sic balls | 1.2171 | 0.04257 | 129 | 105 | 20 | 4 |
2337 | See? That is what happens when you go off-leash. | 1.2171 | 0.04397 | 129 | 106 | 18 | 5 |
2338 | Looks like Somebody finally won their first court case. | 1.2171 | 0.04112 | 129 | 104 | 22 | 3 |
2339 | I guess they hired this guy and saved billions on the wall, Sparky. | 1.2171 | 0.04397 | 129 | 106 | 18 | 5 |
2340 | The New Normal... | 1.2171 | 0.04397 | 129 | 106 | 18 | 5 |
2341 | C'mon, Fluffy, this is what we've been training for. | 1.2171 | 0.04112 | 129 | 104 | 22 | 3 |
2342 | See what happens when you don't mind, Sparky? | 1.2171 | 0.03806 | 129 | 106 | 20 | 3 |
2343 | Give your mommy a hug, Bonzo. | 1.2171 | 0.04112 | 129 | 108 | 16 | 5 |
2344 | But can he tweet? | 1.2171 | 0.04397 | 129 | 106 | 18 | 5 |
2345 | It’s all an act-he’s a game show host. | 1.2171 | 0.04112 | 129 | 104 | 22 | 3 |
2346 | I think we're going to need a louder "WOOF" | 1.2171 | 0.04792 | 129 | 109 | 12 | 8 |
2347 | Yup, an American werewolf in Greenland. | 1.2171 | 0.04397 | 129 | 106 | 18 | 5 |
2348 | Look, we both agreed to a personal trainer. | 1.2160 | 0.04484 | 125 | 103 | 17 | 5 |
2349 | Come on Skipper - he's more afraid of us than we are of him. | 1.2160 | 0.04338 | 125 | 102 | 19 | 4 |
2350 | Did you say “Mommy?”? | 1.2160 | 0.04030 | 125 | 100 | 23 | 2 |
2351 | Hey, you're the one who wanted to go for a walk. | 1.2160 | 0.03696 | 125 | 98 | 27 | 0 |
2352 | No. I said HEEL. | 1.2160 | 0.04030 | 125 | 100 | 23 | 2 |
2353 | I've soiled myself but you still can't go? | 1.2160 | 0.04338 | 125 | 102 | 19 | 4 |
2354 | You had to meet your biological father? | 1.2154 | 0.03935 | 130 | 104 | 24 | 2 |
2355 | Sic ‘em, Rex. I’ll run for help. | 1.2154 | 0.04084 | 130 | 105 | 22 | 3 |
2356 | Next time be more careful where you lift your leg. | 1.2143 | 0.04157 | 126 | 102 | 21 | 3 |
2357 | I don’t suppose “sic ‘em!” is what you want to hear right about now?! | 1.2143 | 0.04157 | 126 | 102 | 21 | 3 |
2358 | This doesn't apply even if you did read Cervantes | 1.2143 | 0.04452 | 126 | 104 | 17 | 5 |
2359 | Recognize him from Puppy Daycare? | 1.2143 | 0.04307 | 126 | 103 | 19 | 4 |
2360 | Remember when you were a puppy and I taught you to 'sic em'? | 1.2143 | 0.04157 | 126 | 102 | 21 | 3 |
2361 | This doesn’t mean that you get to go off leash. | 1.2143 | 0.04157 | 126 | 102 | 21 | 3 |
2362 | So now you know why we named you Luke. | 1.2143 | 0.04592 | 126 | 107 | 12 | 7 |
2363 | You're the one who didn't 'Fetch'. | 1.2143 | 0.04592 | 126 | 105 | 15 | 6 |
2364 | Death is not the end. | 1.2143 | 0.04157 | 126 | 102 | 21 | 3 |
2365 | I told you what would happen if you kept pooping there! | 1.2143 | 0.04001 | 126 | 101 | 23 | 2 |
2366 | Is he your mom or your dad’s side? | 1.2143 | 0.04728 | 126 | 106 | 13 | 7 |
2367 | Time to try you off-leash. | 1.2143 | 0.04452 | 126 | 104 | 17 | 5 |
2368 | Can you speak demon? | 1.2143 | 0.04452 | 126 | 104 | 17 | 5 |
2369 | You are not required to bark. However, if you would like to bark now, it would be appreciated. | 1.2143 | 0.04452 | 126 | 104 | 17 | 5 |
2370 | Bark much? | 1.2143 | 0.04157 | 126 | 102 | 21 | 3 |
2371 | It was YOU who fetched the leash” | 1.2143 | 0.04157 | 126 | 102 | 21 | 3 |
2372 | Did mixing the mushrooms with your dog food get you there, Fido? | 1.2143 | 0.04288 | 112 | 90 | 20 | 2 |
2373 | So he claws and howls at the full moon, beats his chest and all you can muster is a “whoof” ... great, and they said you would made an adequate guard dog! | 1.2143 | 0.04452 | 126 | 104 | 17 | 5 |
2374 | Well Mr. Boodles,it's a darn good thing that your master took the precaution of sprinkling us both with gluten. | 1.2143 | 0.04592 | 126 | 105 | 15 | 6 |
2375 | And you call yourself a guard dog? | 1.2143 | 0.04157 | 126 | 102 | 21 | 3 |
2376 | I know what you’re thinking. No, you better not sniff his butt. | 1.2143 | 0.04592 | 126 | 105 | 15 | 6 |
2377 | I bet he’s bad at catching tennis balls in his mouth. | 1.2143 | 0.04157 | 126 | 102 | 21 | 3 |
2378 | Fluffy Do you know this guy? | 1.2143 | 0.04592 | 126 | 105 | 15 | 6 |
2379 | See Bosco, this is why I didn't want to order that doggy DNA kit in the first place. | 1.2143 | 0.04452 | 126 | 104 | 17 | 5 |
2380 | Damn I forgot the treats! | 1.2143 | 0.04157 | 126 | 102 | 21 | 3 |
2381 | don't bark you might scare him | 1.2137 | 0.04336 | 131 | 108 | 18 | 5 |
2382 | Are you ready to go back now? | 1.2137 | 0.04514 | 117 | 95 | 17 | 4 |
2383 | Your birth dad only shows up when he needs money. | 1.2131 | 0.04689 | 122 | 102 | 14 | 6 |
2384 | He was a bad doggie | 1.2131 | 0.04070 | 122 | 98 | 22 | 2 |
2385 | Chopper. Sick balls. | 1.2131 | 0.04542 | 122 | 101 | 16 | 5 |
2386 | Sidney, this is just to show you that I take potty training very seriously. | 1.2131 | 0.04689 | 122 | 102 | 14 | 6 |
2387 | Okay boy meet your crazy cousin Lon... | 1.2131 | 0.04391 | 122 | 100 | 18 | 4 |
2388 | Don't chase the cat! | 1.2131 | 0.04689 | 122 | 102 | 14 | 6 |
2389 | Hey boy, have you read Maurice Sendak? | 1.2131 | 0.04391 | 122 | 100 | 18 | 4 |
2390 | That is NOT my species's ancestor. | 1.2131 | 0.04689 | 122 | 102 | 14 | 6 |
2391 | I 'm going to drop your leash now and dash back to the car to get you a biscuit. You STAY while I do that. | 1.2131 | 0.04234 | 122 | 99 | 20 | 3 |
2392 | That's the last time I wonder what's down Grimpen Mire Lane? | 1.2131 | 0.03901 | 122 | 97 | 24 | 1 |
2393 | That's what happens to you if you are not a good dog. | 1.2131 | 0.04234 | 122 | 99 | 20 | 3 |
2394 | Stop whining we can afford another pet. | 1.2131 | 0.04234 | 122 | 99 | 20 | 3 |
2395 | Sorry Rex, but you gotta take one for the team! | 1.2131 | 0.04391 | 122 | 100 | 18 | 4 |
2396 | Oh, now you stop barking? | 1.2131 | 0.04070 | 122 | 98 | 22 | 2 |
2397 | You're more afraid of him than he is of you. | 1.2131 | 0.04070 | 122 | 98 | 22 | 2 |
2398 | Why can't you transmogrify like the Henderson's dog? | 1.2131 | 0.04391 | 122 | 100 | 18 | 4 |
2399 | No,it's not a werewoof. | 1.2131 | 0.04234 | 122 | 99 | 20 | 3 |
2400 | Definitely off leash. | 1.2131 | 0.04391 | 122 | 100 | 18 | 4 |
2401 | Can we get a woof-woof? | 1.2131 | 0.04391 | 122 | 100 | 18 | 4 |
2402 | Gozer here is going to be your coach at Guard Dog camp, Daisy. | 1.2131 | 0.04689 | 122 | 102 | 14 | 6 |
2403 | I knew your incessant howling would get us in trouble some day. | 1.2131 | 0.04234 | 122 | 99 | 20 | 3 |
2404 | Don't worry. If negative interest rates don't bother us, why should this? | 1.2131 | 0.04391 | 122 | 100 | 18 | 4 |
2405 | Great, I only brought one poop bag. | 1.2131 | 0.04391 | 122 | 100 | 18 | 4 |
2406 | Well aren't you going to do something about this? | 1.2131 | 0.04070 | 122 | 98 | 22 | 2 |
2407 | Let's walk on National Debt Trail, you said | 1.2131 | 0.04542 | 122 | 101 | 16 | 5 |
2408 | Menopause is a monster old friend. | 1.2131 | 0.04391 | 122 | 100 | 18 | 4 |
2409 | I don’t have a doggie bag that big ..... | 1.2131 | 0.04542 | 122 | 101 | 16 | 5 |
2410 | Get that look off your face. I am not lifting you up to smell his butt. | 1.2131 | 0.04070 | 122 | 98 | 22 | 2 |
2411 | Sparky, I think he just wants to play. | 1.2131 | 0.03901 | 122 | 97 | 24 | 1 |
2412 | this is what happens to disobedient dogs | 1.2131 | 0.04542 | 122 | 101 | 16 | 5 |
2413 | Do you think he's worth a bark or two ? | 1.2131 | 0.04070 | 122 | 98 | 22 | 2 |
2414 | This is why we have leash laws, Fido. | 1.2131 | 0.04070 | 122 | 98 | 22 | 2 |
2415 | I thought you said the Pine Barrens would make for a nice change of pace? | 1.2131 | 0.04234 | 122 | 99 | 20 | 3 |
2416 | I said attack Sparky! | 1.2131 | 0.04234 | 122 | 99 | 20 | 3 |
2417 | So you're not going to sniff his butt? | 1.2131 | 0.03901 | 122 | 97 | 24 | 1 |
2418 | See, this is what happens when you chew on daddy’s shoes. | 1.2131 | 0.04391 | 122 | 100 | 18 | 4 |
2419 | Don't be a scaredy-cat. | 1.2131 | 0.04070 | 122 | 98 | 22 | 2 |
2420 | You're the one that just HAD to have a walk on full moon night...you figure it out! | 1.2131 | 0.04391 | 122 | 100 | 18 | 4 |
2421 | I can remember when a simple 'No dogs allowed' would suffice. | 1.2131 | 0.04234 | 122 | 99 | 20 | 3 |
2422 | And that is why they call it Devils Lake. | 1.2131 | 0.04070 | 122 | 98 | 22 | 2 |
2423 | Say hi to your new brother. He's also a Rescue. | 1.2131 | 0.04391 | 122 | 100 | 18 | 4 |
2424 | Yeah, pretty good. Yourself? | 1.2131 | 0.04391 | 122 | 100 | 18 | 4 |
2425 | This is what happens to bad little dogs who don't heel. | 1.2131 | 0.04234 | 122 | 99 | 20 | 3 |
2426 | I should've gone with the pit bull. | 1.2126 | 0.03973 | 127 | 102 | 23 | 2 |
2427 | Your father insists you come home. | 1.2126 | 0.04559 | 127 | 106 | 15 | 6 |
2428 | Picking up after you, Spike, isn't so bad I guess. | 1.2126 | 0.03973 | 127 | 102 | 23 | 2 |
2429 | We may both be their descendants. | 1.2126 | 0.04127 | 127 | 103 | 21 | 3 |
2430 | Well? What happened to the leash aggression? | 1.2126 | 0.03973 | 127 | 102 | 23 | 2 |
2431 | Don't' worry. It's just an old fiend. | 1.2114 | 0.04509 | 123 | 102 | 16 | 5 |
2432 | Don’t be shy. | 1.2114 | 0.04358 | 123 | 101 | 18 | 4 |
2433 | Go on, give your father a hug. | 1.2114 | 0.04358 | 123 | 101 | 18 | 4 |
2434 | Remember, size is just a construct. | 1.2114 | 0.04434 | 123 | 104 | 13 | 6 |
2435 | This is your department. | 1.2114 | 0.03873 | 123 | 98 | 24 | 1 |
2436 | You took that basset hound. | 1.2114 | 0.04203 | 123 | 100 | 20 | 3 |
2437 | Something tells me this is not CGI, Toto. | 1.2114 | 0.04509 | 123 | 102 | 16 | 5 |
2438 | Couldn't hold it until morning, could you?! | 1.2114 | 0.04203 | 123 | 100 | 20 | 3 |
2439 | No, it is not a black Lab. | 1.2114 | 0.04509 | 123 | 102 | 16 | 5 |
2440 | Before I’m torn apart, I just want to say that it would be funny if you called yourself “Society” because people would be like “the real monster is society” and you’d be like “Yeah, that’s me!” Just think about it, I dunno, could be cool. | 1.2114 | 0.04509 | 123 | 102 | 16 | 5 |
2441 | He's a rescue - terrier is all we know for sure. | 1.2114 | 0.04358 | 123 | 101 | 18 | 4 |
2442 | I'll get the poop bags out. | 1.2114 | 0.04203 | 123 | 100 | 20 | 3 |
2443 | You just had to ask him what his party trick was. | 1.2114 | 0.04358 | 123 | 101 | 18 | 4 |
2444 | I clean up after you all the time! The least you could do is return the favour. | 1.2114 | 0.04041 | 123 | 99 | 22 | 2 |
2445 | Don't worry Fido, it's stuck in a giant walnut. | 1.2114 | 0.04203 | 123 | 100 | 20 | 3 |
2446 | I didn't bring a big enough bag. | 1.2114 | 0.04654 | 123 | 103 | 14 | 6 |
2447 | Stay. | 1.2114 | 0.04041 | 123 | 99 | 22 | 2 |
2448 | Now do you see why we neutered you? | 1.2114 | 0.04203 | 123 | 100 | 20 | 3 |
2449 | I told you that you should have stopped barking. | 1.2114 | 0.04203 | 123 | 100 | 20 | 3 |
2450 | It’s ok, he’s friendly. | 1.2114 | 0.04041 | 123 | 99 | 22 | 2 |
2451 | No, your dad had a black spot on his nose. | 1.2114 | 0.04509 | 123 | 102 | 16 | 5 |
2452 | He cost me $200 at Petsmart. Make the most of it. | 1.2114 | 0.04358 | 123 | 101 | 18 | 4 |
2453 | But can he howl? | 1.2114 | 0.04358 | 123 | 101 | 18 | 4 |
2454 | Ok, I get it. You can wake up now. | 1.2114 | 0.03873 | 123 | 98 | 24 | 1 |
2455 | Aw, what a precious little puppy. He's so cute! | 1.2114 | 0.04654 | 123 | 103 | 14 | 6 |
2456 | That’s a little too obedient, Sparky boy. | 1.2114 | 0.04509 | 123 | 102 | 16 | 5 |
2457 | No. I don't care if you are 15-0. | 1.2114 | 0.04654 | 123 | 103 | 14 | 6 |
2458 | I told you not to call him a "pussy"! | 1.2114 | 0.04509 | 123 | 102 | 16 | 5 |
2459 | Sure, "Lucky." After a pedicure and haircut, he'll become your new best friend! | 1.2114 | 0.04041 | 123 | 99 | 22 | 2 |
2460 | Mrs Murray really should get her dog spayed | 1.2114 | 0.04509 | 123 | 102 | 16 | 5 |
2461 | Lets cross the street. | 1.2114 | 0.04203 | 123 | 100 | 20 | 3 |
2462 | You're supposed to protect me, you know. | 1.2114 | 0.04203 | 123 | 100 | 20 | 3 |
2463 | You remember - it’s just Wolfe, the German Shepard from down The street. | 1.2114 | 0.04203 | 123 | 100 | 20 | 3 |
2464 | Wait here. I'll be right back. | 1.2114 | 0.04358 | 123 | 101 | 18 | 4 |
2465 | Guys, don’t run. Buddy is a very friendly little puppy | 1.2114 | 0.04041 | 123 | 99 | 22 | 2 |
2466 | I told you not to bark | 1.2114 | 0.03873 | 123 | 98 | 24 | 1 |
2467 | He won't hurt you. He's running for President. | 1.2114 | 0.04358 | 123 | 101 | 18 | 4 |
2468 | I told you it wasn't a good idea to howl at the moon. But would you listen? Of course not. You're just like Linda. | 1.2114 | 0.04654 | 123 | 103 | 14 | 6 |
2469 | This is what happens when you stop being a ‘good boy’. | 1.2114 | 0.04358 | 123 | 101 | 18 | 4 |
2470 | Never meet your heroes | 1.2114 | 0.04509 | 123 | 102 | 16 | 5 |
2471 | Not another word about Beowulf and the truth of myth! | 1.2114 | 0.04509 | 123 | 102 | 16 | 5 |
2472 | It's supposed to be a solar eclipse today. | 1.2114 | 0.04358 | 123 | 101 | 18 | 4 |
2473 | Stay calm, it's just Donny in his true personality suit. | 1.2114 | 0.04509 | 123 | 102 | 16 | 5 |
2474 | Stand, Murphy. | 1.2114 | 0.04203 | 123 | 100 | 20 | 3 |
2475 | Just another media hoax that will be gone by the next news cycle. | 1.2114 | 0.04509 | 123 | 102 | 16 | 5 |
2476 | This is what happens when you eat my favorite shoes. | 1.2114 | 0.04358 | 123 | 101 | 18 | 4 |
2477 | Whatever you do, don't sniff his butt! | 1.2114 | 0.04203 | 123 | 100 | 20 | 3 |
2478 | And that’s what happens to dogs who don’t obey their master. | 1.2114 | 0.04358 | 123 | 101 | 18 | 4 |
2479 | This is exactly why you get only non-GMO kibble! | 1.2114 | 0.04654 | 123 | 103 | 14 | 6 |
2480 | '' STAY FRED ! Do not attack! | 1.2114 | 0.04203 | 123 | 100 | 20 | 3 |
2481 | This is what dog owners become when their dogs don't behave. | 1.2114 | 0.04358 | 123 | 101 | 18 | 4 |
2482 | Don't worship false dogs. | 1.2114 | 0.04358 | 123 | 101 | 18 | 4 |
2483 | It's just a sculpture | 1.2114 | 0.04358 | 123 | 101 | 18 | 4 |
2484 | Piper, now’s the time to show me what a good guard dog you are! | 1.2114 | 0.03873 | 123 | 98 | 24 | 1 |
2485 | I guess you really don’t have to go potty. | 1.2114 | 0.04358 | 123 | 101 | 18 | 4 |
2486 | See? Bad posture. | 1.2114 | 0.03873 | 123 | 98 | 24 | 1 |
2487 | I told you not to lift your leg on Mr. Mitchell's prized Japanese Maple. | 1.2114 | 0.04203 | 123 | 100 | 20 | 3 |
2488 | I feel like it's your turn to do the whole rescue thing. | 1.2114 | 0.04509 | 123 | 102 | 16 | 5 |
2489 | No, the Loch Ness monster has smaller ears. | 1.2114 | 0.04041 | 123 | 99 | 22 | 2 |
2490 | Kill, Coco, Kill | 1.2114 | 0.04509 | 123 | 102 | 16 | 5 |
2491 | I just wish people would obey the leash law. | 1.2114 | 0.03873 | 123 | 98 | 24 | 1 |
2492 | I'm gonna go dive in this lake and hope it can't swim, wanna come? | 1.2114 | 0.03873 | 123 | 98 | 24 | 1 |
2493 | I know your feelings are hurt, but we are in the age of diverse emotional support pets" | 1.2114 | 0.04509 | 123 | 102 | 16 | 5 |
2494 | They call him Mr. Pretty, and he likes to take puppies for bedtime walks. | 1.2114 | 0.03873 | 123 | 98 | 24 | 1 |
2495 | Sorry, Skippy. I didn’t know the mystery island getaway that I won was to Three Mile Island. | 1.2114 | 0.04203 | 123 | 100 | 20 | 3 |
2496 | I love my pal but I should have brought a husky. | 1.2114 | 0.04203 | 123 | 100 | 20 | 3 |
2497 | This is your friend that reminds you of me? | 1.2114 | 0.04358 | 123 | 101 | 18 | 4 |
2498 | I thought you were joking when you said "hey look the big bad wolf"! | 1.2114 | 0.04203 | 123 | 100 | 20 | 3 |
2499 | This is your lover, boy? | 1.2114 | 0.04203 | 123 | 100 | 20 | 3 |
2500 | I wouldn’t bark at this one I don’t think. | 1.2114 | 0.04041 | 123 | 99 | 22 | 2 |
2501 | Ok, I’ll let you run free with him for a bit, but no biting. | 1.2114 | 0.04654 | 123 | 103 | 14 | 6 |
2502 | Meet your uncle Fudd. He likes to beat his feet in the Mississippi mud. | 1.2114 | 0.04509 | 123 | 102 | 16 | 5 |
2503 | This is why I wanted to neuter you. | 1.2114 | 0.04509 | 123 | 102 | 16 | 5 |
2504 | Milo, apologize and tell him you will stop bullying him at school | 1.2114 | 0.04203 | 123 | 100 | 20 | 3 |
2505 | I bet you can become friends, just go sniff his butt. | 1.2114 | 0.04358 | 123 | 101 | 18 | 4 |
2506 | So? Where’s that fear aggression now? | 1.2114 | 0.04203 | 123 | 100 | 20 | 3 |
2507 | I don’t care what Trump says. It’s a squirrel. | 1.2114 | 0.04509 | 123 | 102 | 16 | 5 |
2508 | That's just the mailman. | 1.2114 | 0.04203 | 123 | 100 | 20 | 3 |
2509 | Please don't shit yourself; I forgot the poop bags. | 1.2114 | 0.04509 | 123 | 102 | 16 | 5 |
2510 | I know Sparky, I hate cats too. | 1.2114 | 0.04509 | 123 | 102 | 16 | 5 |
2511 | Looks like this confirms your suspicions about her! | 1.2114 | 0.04041 | 123 | 102 | 18 | 3 |
2512 | Don't you even think about it! | 1.2114 | 0.04358 | 123 | 101 | 18 | 4 |
2513 | Sweetheart, you’re not you when you’re hungry | 1.2114 | 0.04509 | 123 | 102 | 16 | 5 |
2514 | Distant relative, right ? | 1.2114 | 0.04509 | 123 | 102 | 16 | 5 |
2515 | Just don't wag your tail. | 1.2114 | 0.04203 | 123 | 100 | 20 | 3 |
2516 | This is no where to woof. | 1.2114 | 0.04203 | 123 | 100 | 20 | 3 |
2517 | You sniff his butt to distract him while I get the leash on. | 1.2114 | 0.04358 | 123 | 101 | 18 | 4 |
2518 | Sic ‘em Pumpkin | 1.2114 | 0.04203 | 123 | 100 | 20 | 3 |
2519 | I’d rather he sniff your butt. | 1.2114 | 0.04358 | 123 | 101 | 18 | 4 |
2520 | I am your father,Luke | 1.2114 | 0.04509 | 123 | 102 | 16 | 5 |
2521 | Sic him, Wolf. | 1.2114 | 0.04203 | 123 | 100 | 20 | 3 |
2522 | We talked about this. You're a dog now, not a puppy. There is no Santa Claus There is no Easter Bunny, and There are no such things as ghosts | 1.2114 | 0.04654 | 123 | 103 | 14 | 6 |
2523 | Don't be shy, Fido, that's just our neighbor Tim during his time of the month | 1.2114 | 0.04509 | 123 | 102 | 16 | 5 |
2524 | And this exhibit shows the urban werewolf, full moon phase. | 1.2114 | 0.04358 | 123 | 101 | 18 | 4 |
2525 | Hmmm..when was your last rabies vaccine? | 1.2114 | 0.04358 | 123 | 101 | 18 | 4 |
2526 | Stay away from the werestrays. | 1.2114 | 0.04358 | 123 | 101 | 18 | 4 |
2527 | Don't worry. He won't hurt us - he's running for office. | 1.2114 | 0.04203 | 123 | 100 | 20 | 3 |
2528 | I don't care if she is in heat. | 1.2114 | 0.04654 | 123 | 103 | 14 | 6 |
2529 | Say hello to the friendly man. | 1.2114 | 0.04654 | 123 | 103 | 14 | 6 |
2530 | Do something. | 1.2101 | 0.04445 | 119 | 98 | 17 | 4 |
2531 | That's really great boy. No really, the other doggies only find dead birds and old boots.But you Fido, you always up the ante." | 1.2101 | 0.04282 | 119 | 97 | 19 | 3 |
2532 | No offence, but we really should have gone with the Rottweiler. | 1.2101 | 0.04603 | 119 | 99 | 15 | 5 |
2533 | This has got to be the terror in the White House my dad is always talking about. I'm no human but I understand fear! | 1.2101 | 0.04282 | 119 | 97 | 19 | 3 |
2534 | I guess I should have gotten a Rottweiler. | 1.2101 | 0.04282 | 119 | 97 | 19 | 3 |
2535 | Remember I taught you about David and Goliath? No I don't remember what happened to adavid | 1.2101 | 0.04603 | 119 | 99 | 15 | 5 |
2536 | He’ll be fine in the morning. | 1.2101 | 0.04282 | 119 | 97 | 19 | 3 |
2537 | Why should I be afraid? He's fake news. | 1.2101 | 0.04603 | 119 | 99 | 15 | 5 |
2538 | Don’t worry — the President assures us that he could be a decent one. | 1.2101 | 0.04282 | 119 | 97 | 19 | 3 |
2539 | Why do you only change when you hear the doorbell? | 1.2101 | 0.04445 | 119 | 98 | 17 | 4 |
2540 | He's only like this 3 nights a month. The rest of the time he's a morally conflicted existentialist! | 1.2101 | 0.04445 | 119 | 98 | 17 | 4 |
2541 | And you wanted to go for a walk... | 1.2101 | 0.04282 | 119 | 97 | 19 | 3 |
2542 | Sorry, the person who usually scares the crap out of you called in sick, so I had to hire someone from Congress. | 1.2101 | 0.04603 | 119 | 99 | 15 | 5 |
2543 | Listen to me, it's not all glamour and moonlight! Every month I have to buy a new set of clothes because I forgot there was a full moon, the blood and gore ain't so hot either. Just listen to your Master and you'll be fine. | 1.2101 | 0.04902 | 119 | 101 | 11 | 7 |
2544 | I bet this nightmare has a connection to AR15s, opioids, tariffs, losing health care, no retirement saving, increasing government debt, mass shootings, gutless congressmen, corporate egress ,narcissistic leaders and people who vote for them. | 1.2101 | 0.04603 | 119 | 99 | 15 | 5 |
2545 | I should have named you David instead of Goliath. | 1.2101 | 0.04282 | 119 | 97 | 19 | 3 |
2546 | Napoleon, I've told you before-- stop projecting. | 1.2101 | 0.04445 | 119 | 98 | 17 | 4 |
2547 | I don’t care that she hasn’t shaved. It’s just that on her Hinge profile she looked way skinnier. | 1.2101 | 0.04445 | 119 | 98 | 17 | 4 |
2548 | Bark, George! | 1.2101 | 0.04282 | 119 | 97 | 19 | 3 |
2549 | I know he doesn't look like Mr. Jones from next door, but I'm telling you he's just having an off night. | 1.2101 | 0.03935 | 119 | 95 | 23 | 1 |
2550 | Don't worry, Spike. Even spooky hell demons have a soft spot for puppies. | 1.2101 | 0.04282 | 119 | 97 | 19 | 3 |
2551 | Yes, based on your DNA results, this is your great-great-great-great-grandfather. | 1.2101 | 0.04282 | 119 | 97 | 19 | 3 |
2552 | It's possible, Rufus, that the Moonlight Maniac isn't quite as mythical as we may have hoped. | 1.2101 | 0.04445 | 119 | 98 | 17 | 4 |
2553 | This is the anointed one? | 1.2101 | 0.04603 | 119 | 99 | 15 | 5 |
2554 | I don’t think he’s going to throw you a stick. | 1.2101 | 0.04445 | 119 | 98 | 17 | 4 |
2555 | 'According to quantum physics, it's there or not there at the same time. Your choice. | 1.2101 | 0.04445 | 119 | 98 | 17 | 4 |
2556 | ...and that's how big Miss Kitty thinks she is. | 1.2097 | 0.04326 | 124 | 102 | 18 | 4 |
2557 | You stay here and do your growling thing while I sprint back to the car to consider other options. | 1.2097 | 0.04012 | 124 | 100 | 22 | 2 |
2558 | Did you come across those funny mushrooms again? | 1.2097 | 0.04172 | 124 | 101 | 20 | 3 |
2559 | You see what I mean ... this is what happens when you start to walk on two legs. | 1.2097 | 0.04012 | 124 | 100 | 22 | 2 |
2560 | Well, Spot, I’m thinking maybe we should turn around... | 1.2097 | 0.04326 | 124 | 102 | 18 | 4 |
2561 | Don’t bark. All it could do is eat us. | 1.2097 | 0.04475 | 124 | 103 | 16 | 5 |
2562 | Don’t you feel like barking now? | 1.2097 | 0.04620 | 124 | 104 | 14 | 6 |
2563 | Be nice, let it sniff you. | 1.2097 | 0.04172 | 124 | 101 | 20 | 3 |
2564 | Now you see what can happen when you cry wolf.. | 1.2097 | 0.04620 | 124 | 104 | 14 | 6 |
2565 | Oh, you could probably take him with one paw tied behind . . . | 1.2097 | 0.04172 | 124 | 101 | 20 | 3 |
2566 | Ehh, I saw one online that was twice as big. | 1.2097 | 0.04012 | 124 | 100 | 22 | 2 |
2567 | This is precisely why I'm not a cat person! | 1.2097 | 0.04326 | 124 | 102 | 18 | 4 |
2568 | Cousin? | 1.2097 | 0.04475 | 124 | 103 | 16 | 5 |
2569 | Just bite him in the nuts, that should do it. | 1.2097 | 0.04172 | 124 | 101 | 20 | 3 |
2570 | This is why I don't want you to bay at the moon too much. | 1.2097 | 0.04475 | 124 | 103 | 16 | 5 |
2571 | Sometimes you just have to get back on the horse, my friend. | 1.2097 | 0.04012 | 124 | 100 | 22 | 2 |
2572 | Just remember, it's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog that matters. | 1.2097 | 0.04326 | 124 | 102 | 18 | 4 |
2573 | Such great fun to chase the mailman everyday. Hope you’re happy, Ginger. | 1.2097 | 0.04172 | 124 | 101 | 20 | 3 |
2574 | Say “woof” | 1.2097 | 0.04620 | 124 | 104 | 14 | 6 |
2575 | Find me a female on-line, you said. I want to breed, you said. It'll be quick and easy, you said. | 1.2083 | 0.04250 | 120 | 98 | 19 | 3 |
2576 | Yeah, your brother didn’t think much about wearing his cone either. | 1.2083 | 0.04718 | 120 | 101 | 13 | 6 |
2577 | It's either heel, or heal. Your choice. | 1.2083 | 0.04568 | 120 | 100 | 15 | 5 |
2578 | Rex, don’t hurt him. | 1.2083 | 0.04250 | 120 | 98 | 19 | 3 |
2579 | Next time you try to set me up with one of your friends, show me a picture first." | 1.2083 | 0.04412 | 120 | 99 | 17 | 4 |
2580 | If it’s brown, avert your eyes and lay down; if it’s black make yourself big and fight back...or is it the other way around? | 1.2083 | 0.04412 | 120 | 99 | 17 | 4 |
2581 | Don’t be such a pussy. | 1.2080 | 0.04586 | 125 | 105 | 14 | 6 |
2582 | Relax. He's just wagging the dog. | 1.2080 | 0.03983 | 125 | 101 | 22 | 2 |
2583 | Let this be a lesson. This is Wolfy, my last pet. He'll never crap on the living room carpet again. | 1.2066 | 0.04533 | 121 | 101 | 15 | 5 |
2584 | Think of it as my favorite wing tips. | 1.2043 | 0.04727 | 93 | 76 | 15 | 2 |
2585 | He doesn't like to be bothered, while he is doing his business. | 1.2034 | 0.04265 | 118 | 97 | 18 | 3 |
2586 | Larry, ATTACK! | 1.2034 | 0.04593 | 118 | 99 | 14 | 5 |
2587 | Sure you lead me right to this, but you hide when the waffle iron beeps. | 1.2034 | 0.04092 | 118 | 96 | 20 | 2 |
2588 | Are you up to it? | 1.2034 | 0.04092 | 118 | 96 | 20 | 2 |
2589 | See how bold and confident he is? Maybe you can start by not hiding under the bed every time the doorbell rings. | 1.2034 | 0.04265 | 118 | 97 | 18 | 3 |
2590 | Go ahead big shot! Give me that same fierce bark you let out when the neighbor’s cat comes into our yard! | 1.2034 | 0.04092 | 118 | 96 | 20 | 2 |
2591 | man's best friend...sure | 1.2034 | 0.04432 | 118 | 98 | 16 | 4 |
2592 | Bite me. | 1.2034 | 0.04432 | 118 | 98 | 16 | 4 |
2593 | Now, can we go? | 1.2034 | 0.04092 | 118 | 96 | 20 | 2 |
2594 | It’s just my Avatar. | 1.2034 | 0.04432 | 118 | 98 | 16 | 4 |
2595 | See what you've created by peeing on our neighbor's flowers! | 1.2034 | 0.04593 | 118 | 99 | 14 | 5 |
2596 | Next time you follow me! | 1.2034 | 0.04092 | 118 | 96 | 20 | 2 |
2597 | Don't listen to him. | 1.2034 | 0.04092 | 118 | 96 | 20 | 2 |
2598 | Remember life before you were neutered? | 1.2034 | 0.04432 | 118 | 98 | 16 | 4 |
2599 | In this situation, for example, barking wouldn't do much good. | 1.2034 | 0.04092 | 118 | 96 | 20 | 2 |
2600 | According to Fox News, we've nothing to worry about. So, just ignore him. | 1.2034 | 0.04432 | 118 | 98 | 16 | 4 |
2601 | DNA doesn’t lie. | 1.2034 | 0.04265 | 118 | 97 | 18 | 3 |
2602 | See, this is what happens when the neighbors let their cat outside during a full moon | 1.2034 | 0.04432 | 118 | 98 | 16 | 4 |
2603 | Max, it's only an illusion. | 1.2034 | 0.04432 | 118 | 98 | 16 | 4 |
2604 | Don't show fear! | 1.2034 | 0.04265 | 118 | 97 | 18 | 3 |
2605 | Who’s a good dog? | 1.2034 | 0.04265 | 118 | 97 | 18 | 3 |
2606 | You still don’t have to go? | 1.2034 | 0.03721 | 118 | 94 | 24 | 0 |
2607 | This is your uncle Bert. | 1.2034 | 0.04593 | 118 | 99 | 14 | 5 |
2608 | Go say Hi. | 1.2034 | 0.04265 | 118 | 97 | 18 | 3 |
2609 | I warned you about online howling. | 1.2034 | 0.04432 | 118 | 98 | 16 | 4 |
2610 | Attack Fido! | 1.2034 | 0.04265 | 118 | 97 | 18 | 3 |
2611 | Wanna’ play? | 1.2034 | 0.04092 | 118 | 96 | 20 | 2 |
2612 | If you want to take him home, your the one that has to feed him. | 1.2034 | 0.04092 | 118 | 96 | 20 | 2 |
2613 | And that's what happens if you don't take your medicine. | 1.2034 | 0.04092 | 118 | 96 | 20 | 2 |
2614 | Sure am glad we listened to Bob Barker | 1.2034 | 0.04898 | 118 | 101 | 10 | 7 |
2615 | Pooch, I know I said I’d like to meet your alter ego, I just didn’t expect you to introduce him to me tonight! | 1.2034 | 0.04092 | 118 | 96 | 20 | 2 |
2616 | Remember when I said we could do the house-training the easy way or the hard way | 1.2034 | 0.04432 | 118 | 98 | 16 | 4 |
2617 | I see you brought lunch. | 1.2034 | 0.04432 | 118 | 98 | 16 | 4 |
2618 | What kind of bone did you bury here? | 1.2034 | 0.04265 | 118 | 97 | 18 | 3 |
2619 | I suppose you want me to pay for your cousin's dog food this week? | 1.2034 | 0.04432 | 118 | 98 | 16 | 4 |
2620 | Maybe go smell its butt? | 1.2017 | 0.04859 | 119 | 102 | 10 | 7 |
2621 | Herewolf | 1.2017 | 0.04233 | 119 | 98 | 18 | 3 |
2622 | Fake news and loser media would have you believe there's a monster about to pounce. | 1.2017 | 0.04711 | 119 | 101 | 12 | 6 |
2623 | Heel, hound! | 1.2017 | 0.04398 | 119 | 99 | 16 | 4 |
2624 | Is it too much to ask? | 1.2017 | 0.04061 | 119 | 97 | 20 | 2 |
2625 | The show's over, let it go | 1.2017 | 0.04398 | 119 | 99 | 16 | 4 |
2626 | Anyone you know, Fido? | 1.2017 | 0.04711 | 119 | 101 | 12 | 6 |
2627 | Climate change skeptics can be frightening but we’ll probably die from a nuclear accident. | 1.2017 | 0.04398 | 119 | 99 | 16 | 4 |
2628 | We're not in Yorba Linda anymore, Checkers. | 1.2017 | 0.04398 | 119 | 99 | 16 | 4 |
2629 | Nothing ? | 1.2017 | 0.04233 | 119 | 98 | 18 | 3 |
2630 | No barks! | 1.2017 | 0.04398 | 119 | 99 | 16 | 4 |
2631 | Hope you brought bags this time. | 1.2017 | 0.04233 | 119 | 98 | 18 | 3 |
2632 | Woof, woof, indeed! | 1.2017 | 0.04233 | 119 | 98 | 18 | 3 |
2633 | Be a nice monster and sit! | 1.2017 | 0.04061 | 119 | 97 | 20 | 2 |
2634 | Why don’t they ever look like they have photos online? | 1.2017 | 0.04398 | 119 | 99 | 16 | 4 |
2635 | Promise me that you won't be like this when you're older... | 1.2017 | 0.04233 | 119 | 98 | 18 | 3 |
2636 | This is what I had in mind when we got you. | 1.2000 | 0.04487 | 115 | 96 | 15 | 4 |
2637 | Remember the conversation about table scraps? | 1.2000 | 0.04487 | 115 | 96 | 15 | 4 |
2638 | This is where you do that 'morphing into a grizzly bear' thing we talked about. | 1.2000 | 0.04314 | 115 | 95 | 17 | 3 |
2639 | I bet you will play dead now | 1.2000 | 0.04134 | 115 | 94 | 19 | 2 |
2640 | Couldn’t you bark, at least? | 1.2000 | 0.04654 | 115 | 97 | 13 | 5 |
2641 | If you insist on smelling its butt, don't come crying to me. | 1.2000 | 0.03746 | 115 | 92 | 23 | 0 |
2642 | You dragged me here to see this??? | 1.2000 | 0.04134 | 115 | 94 | 19 | 2 |
2643 | It's Mittens our kitten, all grown up. | 1.2000 | 0.04487 | 115 | 96 | 15 | 4 |
2644 | It seems more social than the neighbor’s cat. | 1.2000 | 0.04314 | 115 | 95 | 17 | 3 |
2645 | Don’t be afraid, there’s a new anti-bullying ordinance. | 1.2000 | 0.04314 | 115 | 95 | 17 | 3 |
2646 | See what happens when you don't eat your vegetables? | 1.2000 | 0.04654 | 115 | 97 | 13 | 5 |
2647 | It's more dog than man, so you deal with it. | 1.2000 | 0.04487 | 115 | 96 | 15 | 4 |
2648 | Yes, that’s how I feel towards the president. What’s it to you? | 1.2000 | 0.04487 | 115 | 96 | 15 | 4 |
2649 | They're not as scary as they look, and I've heard they eat their weight in ticks every day. | 1.2000 | 0.04314 | 115 | 95 | 17 | 3 |
2650 | He wants half of the $73 billion Americans spend on their pets each year and he will let you live. | 1.2000 | 0.04314 | 115 | 95 | 17 | 3 |
2651 | I don't suppose you've seen any lady monsters around here? | 1.2000 | 0.04487 | 115 | 96 | 15 | 4 |
2652 | How come your not scared ? | 1.2000 | 0.04487 | 115 | 96 | 15 | 4 |
2653 | Whuddya mean...we? | 1.2000 | 0.03945 | 115 | 93 | 21 | 1 |
2654 | See, it could have been worse. | 1.2000 | 0.04654 | 115 | 97 | 13 | 5 |
2655 | Can I change my mind about the cat? | 1.2000 | 0.04314 | 115 | 95 | 17 | 3 |
2656 | This is why we call mommy Alpha | 1.2000 | 0.04487 | 115 | 96 | 15 | 4 |
2657 | Well this is embarrassing. Steven, meet my ex, Michael. Michael, Steven. | 1.2000 | 0.04314 | 115 | 95 | 17 | 3 |
2658 | Family reunions, am I right? | 1.2000 | 0.04815 | 115 | 98 | 11 | 6 |
2659 | Honey, that developer is back. | 1.2000 | 0.04487 | 115 | 96 | 15 | 4 |
2660 | Pee on my carpet again, and this is your new roommate | 1.2000 | 0.04654 | 115 | 97 | 13 | 5 |
2661 | "Oh crap! He's asking for my vote." | 1.2000 | 0.04654 | 115 | 97 | 13 | 5 |
2662 | You were the runt of the litter. | 1.2000 | 0.04314 | 115 | 95 | 17 | 3 |
2663 | You're supposed to be a therapy dog - get to work. | 1.2000 | 0.04314 | 115 | 95 | 17 | 3 |
2664 | Wildcrafted probiotics should come with a warning label | 1.2000 | 0.04134 | 115 | 94 | 19 | 2 |
2665 | It's all right to bark if you want to. | 1.2000 | 0.04314 | 115 | 95 | 17 | 3 |
2666 | And that's what happens when you feed a gremlin after midnight | 1.2000 | 0.04314 | 115 | 95 | 17 | 3 |
2667 | I bet his daddy forgot his leash.” | 1.2000 | 0.04654 | 115 | 97 | 13 | 5 |
2668 | Yes, Mom's out of sorts before her morning swim. | 1.2000 | 0.04487 | 115 | 96 | 15 | 4 |
2669 | Eh, do you reckon his bark is worse than his bite? | 1.2000 | 0.04487 | 115 | 96 | 15 | 4 |
2670 | See, this is what happens with the premium dog food.. | 1.2000 | 0.04134 | 115 | 94 | 19 | 2 |
2671 | Do You Still want to "do your business" | 1.2000 | 0.04314 | 115 | 95 | 17 | 3 |
2672 | No more walks after midnight. | 1.2000 | 0.04134 | 115 | 94 | 19 | 2 |
2673 | Why don’t you tell him you’re related to him? | 1.2000 | 0.03945 | 115 | 93 | 21 | 1 |
2674 | Another fine mess you've walked us into. | 1.2000 | 0.04487 | 115 | 96 | 15 | 4 |
2675 | Don't worry. We don't believe in these things any more. | 1.2000 | 0.04714 | 100 | 83 | 14 | 3 |
2676 | It's a new chewy | 1.2000 | 0.04654 | 115 | 97 | 13 | 5 |
2677 | .. the difference is, my master doesn't take me on walkies. | 1.2000 | 0.04134 | 115 | 94 | 19 | 2 |
2678 | It's hard to give you up but you'll prefer it here upstate. | 1.2000 | 0.04815 | 115 | 98 | 11 | 6 |
2679 | You see? Domestication's not so bad now, is it? | 1.2000 | 0.04314 | 115 | 95 | 17 | 3 |
2680 | Wanna wait and see if he leaves anything for you? | 1.2000 | 0.04314 | 115 | 95 | 17 | 3 |
2681 | See... too much Science Diet CAN have adverse effects.” | 1.2000 | 0.04314 | 115 | 95 | 17 | 3 |
2682 | Even Sasquatch has been emboldened by Washington rhetoric. | 1.2000 | 0.04654 | 115 | 97 | 13 | 5 |
2683 | OK, not more full moon walks. | 1.2000 | 0.03746 | 115 | 92 | 23 | 0 |
2684 | Forgetting the poop scoop seems so prophetic yet de minimis right now" | 1.2000 | 0.04314 | 115 | 95 | 17 | 3 |
2685 | He's just exhibiting fear aggression. | 1.2000 | 0.04134 | 115 | 94 | 19 | 2 |
2686 | It's a dog eat dog world. But don't worry, Daisy. That's not a dog. | 1.2000 | 0.04487 | 115 | 96 | 15 | 4 |
2687 | Believe me he's a push over. | 1.2000 | 0.03945 | 115 | 93 | 21 | 1 |
2688 | Why did you have to bite the mailman? | 1.2000 | 0.04134 | 115 | 94 | 19 | 2 |
2689 | Don’t worry, he doesn’t bite. | 1.2000 | 0.04134 | 115 | 94 | 19 | 2 |
2690 | I suppose “fetch” is out of the question. | 1.2000 | 0.04201 | 120 | 99 | 18 | 3 |
2691 | This is really just some bro who's had too much moon. | 1.2000 | 0.04654 | 115 | 97 | 13 | 5 |
2692 | They never look as their online profile | 1.2000 | 0.04487 | 115 | 96 | 15 | 4 |
2693 | Unlike you, I am sure he is potty trained. | 1.2000 | 0.04654 | 115 | 97 | 13 | 5 |
2694 | In retrospect, the bark collar was ill-conceived. | 1.2000 | 0.04654 | 115 | 97 | 13 | 5 |
2695 | No, we won't start referring to you as loupgar-Buddy. | 1.2000 | 0.04487 | 115 | 96 | 15 | 4 |
2696 | Meet your alter-ego, buddy. | 1.2000 | 0.04314 | 115 | 95 | 17 | 3 |
2697 | Don't raise a back leg and you'll be fine. | 1.2000 | 0.04314 | 115 | 95 | 17 | 3 |
2698 | Take him seriously, not literally. | 1.2000 | 0.04487 | 115 | 96 | 15 | 4 |
2699 | There are some things I’m just not willing to bark at. | 1.2000 | 0.04487 | 115 | 96 | 15 | 4 |
2700 | Remember. Stay off ancestry.com. | 1.2000 | 0.04134 | 115 | 94 | 19 | 2 |
2701 | It’s not the size of the d- oh who am I kidding! | 1.2000 | 0.04487 | 115 | 96 | 15 | 4 |
2702 | I told you not to marry a dog who never let you see her without her make-up... | 1.2000 | 0.04314 | 115 | 95 | 17 | 3 |
2703 | Wonder what kibble he's eating? | 1.2000 | 0.04314 | 115 | 95 | 17 | 3 |
2704 | I suppose you'd like to smell his crotch. | 1.2000 | 0.04487 | 115 | 96 | 15 | 4 |
2705 | Welp, here is the Devil you know. | 1.2000 | 0.04134 | 115 | 94 | 19 | 2 |
2706 | I don't think he wants to play fetch. | 1.2000 | 0.04314 | 115 | 95 | 17 | 3 |
2707 | I think I need a bigger dog. | 1.2000 | 0.04654 | 115 | 97 | 13 | 5 |
2708 | This is the new playmate you wanted me to meet? | 1.2000 | 0.04654 | 115 | 97 | 13 | 5 |
2709 | No, the book said 'descended from wolves' not from Beowulf. | 1.2000 | 0.04487 | 115 | 96 | 15 | 4 |
2710 | Don't worry, my wife isn't always like this. It's just that time of the month. | 1.2000 | 0.04487 | 115 | 96 | 15 | 4 |
2711 | This time it is the size of the dog in the fight. | 1.2000 | 0.04314 | 115 | 95 | 17 | 3 |
2712 | No, I don't think it wants to sniff. | 1.2000 | 0.04314 | 115 | 95 | 17 | 3 |
2713 | This is why I keep you on a leash. | 1.2000 | 0.04134 | 115 | 94 | 19 | 2 |
2714 | Not your Mother’s walkies, is it? | 1.2000 | 0.04134 | 115 | 94 | 19 | 2 |
2715 | Ariel, stop your conjuring and give Caliban a rest. | 1.2000 | 0.04314 | 115 | 95 | 17 | 3 |
2716 | On the bright side, I bet his butt smells out of this world... | 1.2000 | 0.04437 | 110 | 91 | 16 | 3 |
2717 | Now we know what happens to doggies who don’t learn to sit. | 1.2000 | 0.04314 | 115 | 97 | 14 | 4 |
2718 | Don't worry. He is all bark Yayo Antioch, CA. | 1.2000 | 0.04134 | 115 | 94 | 19 | 2 |
2719 | Sorry, Max...I'm afraid I don't know why they didn't keep him on a leash | 1.2000 | 0.04487 | 115 | 96 | 15 | 4 |
2720 | This is what you could’ve been like if I hadn’t raised you. | 1.2000 | 0.04487 | 115 | 96 | 15 | 4 |
2721 | See! That’s how I found you in the pound. | 1.2000 | 0.04487 | 115 | 96 | 15 | 4 |
2722 | Okay,Spot,I'll just mosey over to those trees. Let me know if you need any help. | 1.2000 | 0.04314 | 115 | 95 | 17 | 3 |
2723 | You picked a hell of a time to get over your excessive barking issue, Rufus. | 1.2000 | 0.04487 | 115 | 96 | 15 | 4 |
2724 | Dont worry, I'm just here for David Koch's eternal soul.... | 1.2000 | 0.04314 | 115 | 95 | 17 | 3 |
2725 | Why aren’t you barking now? | 1.2000 | 0.04134 | 115 | 94 | 19 | 2 |
2726 | To be fair, for the rest of the month he's vegan. | 1.2000 | 0.04487 | 115 | 96 | 15 | 4 |
2727 | This is my wife, Cheryl. She's a lunatic. | 1.2000 | 0.04654 | 115 | 97 | 13 | 5 |
2728 | And, no, Fido, you can't pee here. | 1.2000 | 0.04815 | 115 | 98 | 11 | 6 |
2729 | This guy is scared of dogs. | 1.2000 | 0.04654 | 115 | 97 | 13 | 5 |
2730 | I'm guessing it wouldn't do any good to turn loose the hounds. | 1.2000 | 0.04487 | 115 | 96 | 15 | 4 |
2731 | He's looking for a lost lab. | 1.2000 | 0.04314 | 115 | 95 | 17 | 3 |
2732 | You see? This is why we don't get you that "Call of the Wild" food. | 1.2000 | 0.04314 | 115 | 95 | 17 | 3 |
2733 | I don't care how closely related you are we're not adopting him. | 1.2000 | 0.04314 | 115 | 95 | 17 | 3 |
2734 | We're gonna need a bigger poop bag! | 1.2000 | 0.03853 | 120 | 97 | 22 | 1 |
2735 | That was me before I met you. | 1.2000 | 0.04314 | 115 | 95 | 17 | 3 |
2736 | You evolved from him. Protect me! | 1.2000 | 0.04487 | 115 | 96 | 15 | 4 |
2737 | This is the girl you wanted me to meet?? | 1.2000 | 0.04487 | 115 | 96 | 15 | 4 |
2738 | And if you fail obedience school, here's who will be teaching your remedial class. | 1.2000 | 0.04134 | 115 | 94 | 19 | 2 |
2739 | See? This is what would happen if I put the regular canned pumpkin in your food instead of the organic- his coat looks a bit patchy. | 1.2000 | 0.04815 | 115 | 98 | 11 | 6 |
2740 | Remember, once you sniff the big dog's butt, it's time to go. | 1.2000 | 0.04487 | 115 | 96 | 15 | 4 |
2741 | Quit whimpering! Growl back and scare it off! | 1.2000 | 0.04134 | 115 | 94 | 19 | 2 |
2742 | DNA testing indicates he's an ancestor for both of us. | 1.2000 | 0.04487 | 115 | 96 | 15 | 4 |
2743 | Why are you always barking at things that aren't there? | 1.2000 | 0.04487 | 115 | 96 | 15 | 4 |
2744 | Rex, meet my other best friend. | 1.2000 | 0.04654 | 115 | 97 | 13 | 5 |
2745 | This is what happens when you eat your poop | 1.2000 | 0.04815 | 115 | 98 | 11 | 6 |
2746 | You see that, Milo? That's why we give you non-gmo treats. | 1.2000 | 0.04487 | 115 | 96 | 15 | 4 |
2747 | That's what happens when you scare the postman | 1.2000 | 0.04487 | 115 | 96 | 15 | 4 |
2748 | Now I KNOW I’m not in Kansas anymore. | 1.2000 | 0.04487 | 115 | 96 | 15 | 4 |
2749 | Do you think what i think? | 1.2000 | 0.04314 | 115 | 95 | 17 | 3 |
2750 | You’re the one who wanted that DNA test | 1.2000 | 0.04487 | 115 | 96 | 15 | 4 |
2751 | Com'on already. Do you feel like it now? | 1.2000 | 0.04134 | 115 | 94 | 19 | 2 |
2752 | He’s got a point — we’ve passed up a lot of good picnic rocks and this one seems fine. | 1.2000 | 0.04134 | 115 | 94 | 19 | 2 |
2753 | It's okay Rover. I've checked your DNA and he's an ancestor. | 1.2000 | 0.03746 | 115 | 92 | 23 | 0 |
2754 | If you STILL won't poop, there's nothing more I can do for you. | 1.2000 | 0.04314 | 115 | 95 | 17 | 3 |
2755 | Well, if it's meat, I'll trade you for two tennis balls and a frisbee. | 1.2000 | 0.04487 | 115 | 96 | 15 | 4 |
2756 | See, he’s just moonlighting. | 1.2000 | 0.04487 | 115 | 96 | 15 | 4 |
2757 | Yeah, this is why I don't like going outside. | 1.2000 | 0.04487 | 115 | 96 | 15 | 4 |
2758 | Excuse me,sir, do you |