Contest #673


Cartoon

673

The winning captions

These captions are chosen by The New Yorker.

  1. “For God's sake, Dave, you're thirty-five—just use the stairs.”
  2. “I'd get out of there before the humidity picks up.”
  3. “If you were on time, it wouldn't be this long.”


Name Value
Submission deadline 2019-08-19T00:47:00.000Z
Voting started -
Voting ended 2019-09-02T00:50:00.000Z
Finalists announced 2019-09-03T00:48:00.000Z
Magazine(s) announcing finalists issued September 2, 2019
Number of captions 3084
Number of responses 601565
Number of participants -


Dashboard

In this table, the "mean" means the empirically measured average funniness score when the "unfunny", "somewhat funny" and "funny" receive a funniness score of 1, 2, 3 respectively. "Precison" is the standard error of the mean, the standard deviation of the mean estimate. With that, a caption with an empirical mean μ and precision σ has true mean in the range [μ - 2σ, μ + 2σ] with 95% probability by the 68-95-99.7 rule assuming the responses are indepedent and identically distributed.

Rank Caption Mean Precision Total votes "Unfunny" votes "Somewhat funny" votes "Funny" votes
0 My conditioner said it would give me extra body, but I didn't expect it to be yours. 1.8878 0.00825 8162 2775 3528 1859
1 Ok you can go down one more time but then you have to save me 1.8629 0.00813 9323 3600 3401 2322
2 I 'm gonna wash that man right out of my hair. 1.8605 0.00834 8539 3216 3298 2025
3 If you can get up here, I'm hoping you'll take a look at the shower drain. 1.8282 0.00962 6617 2692 2370 1555
4 It was a bob cut when you said, ‘I’ll be right back!’ 1.8223 0.01189 4716 2065 1424 1227
5 What part of "Get out of my hair" don't you understand? 1.8209 0.00885 7649 3100 2819 1730
6 If I had wanted you to come up, I would have braided my hair. 1.8182 0.00859 7733 3039 3061 1633
7 I admit it’s no beanstalk, but then again, you’re no Jack. 1.8166 0.00928 7099 2938 2525 1636
8 For god's sake Dave, you're 35, just use the stairs." 1.8082 0.00957 6522 2692 2389 1441
9 Gonna wash that man right outta my hair! 1.7792 0.00831 8461 3611 3107 1743
10 It only grows each time Trump tells a lie. 1.7636 0.01014 6472 3098 1806 1568
11 Another suitor fails his tress test. 1.7621 0.00936 6737 2979 2382 1376
12 Just let your hair down", you said. Now, deal with it 1.7164 0.01155 4059 1837 1536 686
13 Well you don't look like your profile picture either. 1.7100 0.01237 3824 1834 1265 725
14 Wait till you see my armpits... 1.6835 0.01593 2591 1391 629 571
15 A one knight strand. 1.6513 0.01139 4511 2380 1324 807
16 Wrong tower. I’m Rogainezel, not Rapunzel. 1.6468 0.01248 3686 1938 1112 636
17 A braid’s easier for YOU, maybe. 1.6467 0.01026 4925 2455 1755 715
18 I'd get out of there before the humidity picks up. 1.6335 0.01492 2393 1236 798 359
19 I’ve been using Head and Shoulders and Knees and Toes. 1.6330 0.01836 1695 909 499 287
20 This is where we part. 1.6241 0.01207 3591 1868 1205 518
21 Feel about for Sir Harold ... and the pizza guy. 1.6169 0.01327 3062 1637 961 464
22 I should never have gotten tangled up with you! 1.6091 0.01501 2213 1153 772 288
23 I'm sorry, but you'll have to come back tomorrow. I'm having a really bad hair day. 1.6047 0.01050 4523 2375 1561 587
24 If you were on time it wouldn't be this long 1.6032 0.01081 4360 2318 1454 588
25 Let's forget your fairytale fantasy. Use the stairs around back. 1.5715 0.01146 3694 2027 1223 444
26 My father asked a genie to grant me many, many heirs. My father has dyslexia. 1.5528 0.01719 1800 1061 483 256
27 Any chance you brought a scrunchie? 1.5521 0.01672 1681 940 554 187
28 Oh, you meant metaphorically? 1.5488 0.01487 2163 1225 689 249
29 This tower is protected by locks. 1.5453 0.01508 2140 1228 657 255
30 Sorry, too much conditioner. 1.5423 0.01218 3236 1856 1005 375
31 It takes two to tangle. 1.5416 0.01562 2044 1193 595 256
32 Maybe I'm using too much conditioner. 1.5400 0.01183 3287 1860 1079 348
33 Ok, it's down. Now what? 1.5380 0.01375 2437 1384 795 258
34 If you find another man in there, I want you to know that you were my first choice. 1.5350 0.01711 1587 909 507 171
35 Pretend you're a salmon. 1.5307 0.01931 1370 822 369 179
36 Do you want me to send down your pants? 1.5259 0.01771 1603 963 437 203
37 Would you prefer my sister, Alopecia? 1.5251 0.01866 1516 931 374 211
38 Sixty years of careful grooming and all I get is the village idiot. 1.5166 0.01550 2013 1208 570 235
39 You can't tell it's a weave, can you? 1.5037 0.02882 542 323 165 54
40 Wrong tower, dude. I'm Bropunzel. 1.5028 0.01697 1774 1113 430 231
41 Too hard? I'll have you know the jester gets up here every night. 1.5004 0.01905 1331 820 356 155
42 Great, I've always wanted a Bob. 1.4990 0.01817 1465 905 389 171
43 Beans? You traded a ladder for magic beans? 1.4985 0.01897 1342 829 357 156
44 Wait until he sees my chastity belt. 1.4980 0.01705 1713 1072 429 212
45 Leaving Sassoon? 1.4862 0.02086 1158 742 269 147
46 This is not what I meant when I asked for a pageboy. 1.4857 0.01841 1365 847 373 145
47 My sister got a pixie cut and she's been trapped in her tower for years. 1.4836 0.01804 1338 815 399 124
48 You must be looking for my sister. I’m Todd. 1.4813 0.01913 1340 856 323 161
49 I don't need a brush with destiny. Just a brush. 1.4797 0.01926 1209 749 340 120
50 You can't just brush me off like this. 1.4789 0.02093 1067 672 279 116
51 Or should I wear it up? 1.4783 0.01959 1150 710 330 110
52 Be honest, it's my nose, isn't it? 1.4712 0.02679 643 408 167 68
53 Because I’m worth it. 1.4689 0.02237 949 611 231 107
54 Everyone lies on Tinder. 1.4642 0.02368 782 493 215 74
55 This is why I usually wear it up. 1.4609 0.01994 1048 653 307 88
56 It seems I've let you down. 1.4571 0.02134 932 588 262 82
57 Okay, I let down my hair. Now what? 1.4567 0.02067 992 626 279 87
58 Now is probably not the best time to tell you I have lice, huh? 1.4521 0.02228 929 608 222 99
59 Okay, you can slide down through it one more time, but then you have to rescue me. 1.4478 0.02212 882 568 233 81
60 You better be a Prince.... these extensions aren't cheap! 1.4476 0.02248 878 571 221 86
61 Fine then, go back to Princess Rebecca with the good hair. 1.4466 0.02279 833 538 218 77
62 You missed the hairpin turn! 1.4459 0.02217 859 551 233 75
63 Rapunzel's my little sister. I'm Niagra. 1.4451 0.02312 838 549 205 84
64 Sorry, Security took away my scissors 1.4446 0.02231 848 545 229 74
65 Oh, I'm sorry, was my hair a let down? 1.4428 0.02386 752 487 197 68
66 You didn't think it would be a wig, and I didn't think you'd be ugly, so we're even. 1.4427 0.02311 829 543 205 81
67 I told you to wait until it dries. 1.4406 0.02240 808 516 228 64
68 Do you by any chance see the guy who came last week? 1.4400 0.02255 800 512 224 64
69 I told you I'm high maintenance. 1.4379 0.02708 564 364 153 47
70 You're different than other guys. With you I feel I can just let my hair down. 1.4365 0.02252 772 491 225 56
71 Sorry, I vowed to cut it when there's affordable healthcare in the United States. 1.4357 0.02618 684 462 146 76
72 I said I like it when you run your FINGERS through my hair! 1.4356 0.03066 427 274 120 33
73 Sorry, its my new conditioner. No more tangles. 1.4350 0.02304 754 484 212 58
74 Sorry but my last Prince was Heads and Shoulders better than you 1.4332 0.02339 741 479 203 59
75 Should I get bangs? 1.4309 0.02486 724 485 166 73
76 Rapunzel! Rapunzel! Lay off the Rogaine!! 1.4290 0.02414 704 460 186 58
77 No, I'm Ralph Punzel. Why do you ask? 1.4288 0.02526 702 472 159 71
78 What do you mean, 'Do I shave under my arms?' 1.4273 0.02568 695 472 149 74
79 Here's a teachable moment--go get a ladder. 1.4258 0.02479 681 450 172 59
80 After the witch laced her coffee with Rogaine,Rapunzel's situation went from hairy to downright Grimm. 1.4246 0.02535 676 453 159 64
81 I tried to tell you but no... “Let your hair down for once, why don’t you!” 1.4241 0.02429 665 432 184 49
82 Don't take it so hard Vlad. We're both getting on in years. I won't forget how you used to get all the way up!" 1.4222 0.02582 649 436 152 61
83 It's over. I just want you out of my hair. 1.4220 0.02595 654 442 148 64
84 Sorry, I just conditioned. 1.4194 0.02484 639 419 172 48
85 So much for my terms and conditioners." 1.4183 0.02595 624 418 151 55
86 Rapunzel is two towers down. I’m her twin brother, Ralph. 1.4171 0.02653 621 422 139 60
87 With you, I feel like I can let my hair down. 1.4168 0.02518 619 407 166 46
88 The elevators aren’t working, you will have to use the hairs... 1.4154 0.02670 609 414 137 58
89 It's strong enough for a man, but made for a woman. 1.4150 0.02698 600 409 133 58
90 I think we've outgrown each other." 1.4146 0.02530 603 396 164 43
91 Does this hairdo make me look fat? 1.4143 0.02725 601 413 127 61
92 Gives "slippery when wet" a whole new meaning, doesn't it? 1.4137 0.02655 597 403 141 53
93 Hairstylist Bruce finally discovers the perfect wave. 1.4134 0.02597 595 396 152 47
94 Now the Prince is wishing he'd just gone ahead and kissed the frog 1.4113 0.02590 586 389 153 44
95 I shall suffer no entanglements. 1.4088 0.02558 565 370 159 36
96 I warned you this would end up in a tangled relationship. 1.4088 0.02583 565 372 155 38
97 I’d style my hair in dreadlocks to give you a better grip but that would be cultural appropriation. 1.4076 0.02734 552 374 131 47
98 Mandruff. 1.4075 0.02787 557 383 121 53
99 I'm not cool with the mustache. 1.4062 0.03196 416 285 93 38
100 Keep looking, I'm still missing 3 bobby pins! 1.4061 0.02553 554 362 159 33
101 A scrunchy, a scrunchy! My Kingdom for a scrunchy! 1.4041 0.02667 542 362 141 39
102 No, I said that you would have to deal with the locks. Plural. 1.4041 0.02576 542 355 155 32
103 Dude, the key is under the rock. 1.4034 0.02800 533 365 121 47
104 It's all down hair from here ! 1.4034 0.02762 533 362 127 44
105 Wow, that new shampoo really does add body. 1.4033 0.02693 538 361 137 40
106 What do you mean I'm high maintenance? 1.4033 0.02667 538 359 141 38
107 I've been putting off making an appointment until I decide if I really want to commit to bangs. 1.4030 0.02730 531 358 132 41
108 I’m not even looking for love, just someone to unclog my drain. 1.4023 0.02822 527 362 118 47
109 Sorry, wrong extension. Please try again. 1.4023 0.02765 532 362 126 44
110 Now who's the damsel in dis tress?" 1.4019 0.02764 525 356 127 42
111 Before you come up, find my scrunchie. 1.4011 0.02680 526 351 139 36
112 Feeling a little stranded? 1.3992 0.02788 511 347 124 40
113 This is pretty Grimm. 1.3992 0.02842 511 351 116 44
114 I gotta wash that man right outta my hair... 1.3988 0.02790 514 350 123 41
115 It's vintage hair. I haven't cut it since Woodstock. 1.3984 0.02944 512 360 100 52
116 Robin Hood finds himself in the wrong fairy tale. 1.3964 0.02958 502 353 99 50
117 Let your hair down is typically more of a metaphor than an actual directive. 1.3964 0.02835 502 344 117 41
118 It worked better in the story. 1.3960 0.02843 500 343 116 41
119 Haven’t cut my hair since Woodstock. 1.3943 0.02888 492 340 110 42
120 You think this is bad, you should see under the chastity belt. 1.3934 0.03083 483 346 84 53
121 First you ask to see me, now you say I'm smothering you. You are exhausting, Richard. 1.3930 0.02868 486 334 113 39
122 Told you not to get tangled up with a hairess! 1.3929 0.02949 481 335 103 43
123 This never happened to Manbunzel. 1.3914 0.03100 442 310 91 41
124 Oh, what a tangled web is your weave! 1.3902 0.02939 469 325 105 39
125 At least you’re not gum. 1.3901 0.03189 405 282 88 35
126 My hair has never had so much body. 1.3896 0.02922 462 318 108 36
127 Blame the Grimm brothers. This was their hairbrained idea. 1.3892 0.02877 465 318 113 34
128 Of course the carpet matches the drapes! 1.3884 0.03028 466 329 93 44
129 Does this castle make my nose look big? 1.3883 0.02957 443 304 106 33
130 Help,I'm stranded! 1.3882 0.02882 456 311 113 32
131 Wait until I lift my arms. 1.3878 0.02998 459 321 98 40
132 …and sometimes your hair lets you down. 1.3878 0.02885 459 314 112 33
133 I'm the 'heir apparent' not the 'hair apparent' ! 1.3870 0.02869 447 303 115 29
134 I don't want to date social climbers, Cedric." 1.3867 0.02873 450 306 114 30
135 Typical man. They beg for it, but they can't handle it. 1.3863 0.02943 453 313 105 35
136 Three castles down. Ask for Rapunzel. 1.3853 0.02927 449 309 107 33
137 Listen, you go back to that kingdom of yours and tell them that I need the barber, not a prince. 1.3843 0.03012 445 311 97 37
138 Do I leave you in or rinse you out? 1.3843 0.03012 445 311 97 37
139 It's a new fortifying conditioner. 1.3841 0.02932 440 302 107 31
140 That's what you get when you don't read the story. 1.3827 0.02846 439 297 116 26
141 After your Viagra episode, you have no right to complain about my keratin treatment! 1.3824 0.03025 442 310 95 37
142 I thought you loved my hair unconditionally! 1.3822 0.02980 437 303 101 33
143 Sorry... If I'd known you were coming I wouldn't have used conditioner. 1.3803 0.03032 426 297 96 33
144 How many times do I have to tell you to get out of my hair? 1.3788 0.02942 425 292 105 28
145 Who are you calling a "Man Trap"? 1.3775 0.03025 400 275 99 26
146 You'll never make it wearing those elf shoes. 1.3771 0.03045 419 293 94 32
147 Find the ring and then we'll talk. 1.3762 0.02882 412 279 111 22
148 Are you sure you want to come up? My hair's a mess. 1.3762 0.03003 412 285 99 28
149 This sure is a grim hairy tale 1.3756 0.03110 410 289 88 33
150 Whoopsy, new conditioner 1.3738 0.03021 404 280 97 27
151 Sorry, but I'm really not ready to get tangled up in a relationship right now. 1.3737 0.03020 396 273 98 25
152 Sorry, but I need a prince with more upper body strength. 1.3731 0.03071 402 281 92 29
153 Do you see my hair clip 1.3719 0.03070 398 278 92 28
154 Watch out for the hairpin turn. 1.3719 0.02987 398 274 100 24
155 Do you really want to get tangled up with me? 1.3708 0.03022 391 270 97 24
156 Rapunzel's Brazilian Blowout had unintended consequences. 1.3702 0.03118 389 273 88 28
157 I guess I shouldn't have used so much conditioner 1.3692 0.03025 390 270 96 24
158 Okay,yes,it is a permanent wave. 1.3690 0.03157 374 262 86 26
159 So is that like a 'no'? 1.3688 0.03095 385 269 90 26
160 My body my choice. 1.3688 0.03117 385 270 88 27
161 I've been thinking about bangs. 1.3686 0.03035 388 269 95 24
162 Honey! Unconditional, not unconditioned. 1.3681 0.03105 383 268 89 26
163 Alas, the young suitor was forced to come back on a less humid day. 1.3681 0.03127 383 269 87 27
164 Does it friggin' look like I've been waiting a while?!? 1.3681 0.03214 383 273 79 31
165 We are still working out the kinks. 1.3660 0.03092 377 263 90 24
166 We broke up but I can't seem to get him out of my hair. 1.3656 0.03142 372 261 86 25
167 Go ask Sleeping Beauty, Cinderella and Snow White how they lived happily ever after. 1.3646 0.03226 373 266 78 29
168 I'm conditioned to give men the slip. 1.3646 0.03204 373 265 80 28
169 Would you mind checking for split ends while you're down there? 1.3639 0.03237 371 265 77 29
170 Ok, so I let it down. Now what? 1.3639 0.03052 371 257 93 21
171 Don't complain. At least you're not kept prisoner in a tower so poorly drawn that it doesn't have enough room for your head, let alone all this hair! 1.3634 0.03358 366 266 67 33
172 If you can't get up here you can't cut it. 1.3613 0.03323 346 247 73 26
173 Just so you know ahead of time, the carpet DOES match the drapes. 1.3611 0.03373 360 262 66 32
174 But the bottle said it would “wash that man right out of my hair”... 1.3611 0.03280 360 258 74 28
175 The pre-natal vitamins were your idea! 1.3609 0.03284 363 261 73 29
176 Sir Reginald was sadly the first victim of “Hair today, gone tomorrow “ 1.3603 0.03171 358 252 83 23
177 I need a hairdresser, not a hero! 1.3603 0.03363 358 260 67 31
178 Usually my complaints about getting tangled up with a woman are metaphorical. 1.3603 0.03146 358 251 85 22
179 I've been in hairy situations before, but this is the last strand! 1.3601 0.03225 361 257 78 26
180 Not tonight. I'm washing my hair. 1.3599 0.03253 364 261 75 28
181 If you see a gray hair, I don’t want to know. 1.3599 0.03230 364 260 77 27
182 In case you’re wondering, the curtains do match the drapes.” 1.3596 0.03304 356 256 72 28
183 I never said I was easy. 1.3585 0.03100 357 249 88 20
184 Would you please get out of my hair? 1.3580 0.03076 352 244 90 18
185 Might I suggest braids, my lady? 1.3580 0.03076 352 244 90 18
186 Are you the hairdresser ? Because you're 25 years late. 1.3573 0.03184 347 244 82 21
187 You do know there are stairs? 1.3571 0.03060 350 242 91 17
188 Twenty years of lather, rinse, repeat - you do the math! 1.3571 0.03242 350 249 77 24
189 Climb up her hair, they said. It'll so romantic, they said. 1.3571 0.03292 350 251 73 26
190 Sorry, bad hair day. 1.3565 0.03273 345 246 75 24
191 It's not the height. It's the humidity. 1.3563 0.03279 348 249 74 25
192 As Barber College got more intense, so did his dreams. 1.3563 0.03329 348 251 70 27
193 Well if you’re not coming up, do you mind taking care of my split ends? 1.3563 0.03124 348 243 86 19
194 I like to keep my men at hair's length. 1.3557 0.03153 343 240 84 19
195 Oh, what a tangled web we weave... 1.3547 0.03225 344 244 78 22
196 You're stuck, I'm stuck – maybe it's time we talk about our relationship. 1.3540 0.03203 339 239 80 20
197 The most difficult days were the humid ones. 1.3538 0.03210 342 242 79 21
198 I always want to put it up but everybody always asks me to let it down. 1.3531 0.03131 337 235 85 17
199 Thanks to extra-hold hairspray, I've finally caught a husband. 1.3531 0.03269 337 240 75 22
200 Or is it better in a bun? 1.3526 0.03209 329 231 80 18
201 No, Juliet is three towers down. 1.3524 0.03301 332 237 73 22
202 Find your keys yet? 1.3521 0.03179 338 238 81 19
203 My hair was too short. Now it's too long. Make up your mind! 1.3521 0.03123 338 236 85 17
204 I washed that Prince right outta my hair. 1.3505 0.03441 331 242 62 27
205 I’m having a bad hair decade. 1.3505 0.03441 331 242 62 27
206 Surrender, thief. I have you in a dreadlock. 1.3497 0.03339 326 234 70 22
207 My hair always had body, but now it has a mind of its own. 1.3497 0.03282 326 232 74 20
208 My scrunchie down there anywhere? 1.3495 0.03233 329 233 77 19
209 I want you out of my hair. 1.3495 0.03233 329 233 77 19
210 I'm sorry I let you down. 1.3484 0.03301 310 219 74 17
211 New conditioner." 1.3478 0.03336 322 231 70 21
212 I told you I would let you down easy 1.3477 0.03015 325 223 91 11
213 It's a new leave-me-alone conditioner. 1.3460 0.03354 315 226 69 20
214 You looked a lot different on e-Hairmony! 1.3460 0.03200 315 221 79 15
215 This is more of a let down than I expected. 1.3460 0.03473 315 230 61 24
216 Sorry, Dude, Rapunzel is in the next castle. This be the Hair Club for Knights. 1.3459 0.03535 318 235 56 27
217 I am so done with your ‘dumb blond’ jokes. 1.3458 0.03398 321 233 65 23
218 Absence makes the hair grow longer. Or something like that, I don’t get out much 1.3441 0.03411 311 225 65 21
219 Tress-passers will be flabbergasted. 1.3441 0.03471 311 227 61 23
220 I said Seth Rogen, not send Rogaine 1.3439 0.03536 314 232 56 26
221 When I said, “Let down your hair.” I meant loosen up! 1.3429 0.03432 312 227 63 22
222 Thank you, next. 1.3429 0.03432 312 227 63 22
223 Would you let me know if you see my car keys in there? 1.3429 0.03247 312 221 75 16
224 Evidently "soft and manageable" also means "slippery." 1.3420 0.03182 307 215 79 13
225 Do you think the volumizing shampoo is too much? 1.3420 0.03182 307 215 79 13
226 You should see my toenails. 1.3413 0.03551 293 214 58 21
227 After imagining the legs and armpits, Herbie decided to pitch his woo elsewhere. 1.3410 0.03576 305 226 54 25
228 Why don’t I come down to you? 1.3410 0.03293 305 217 72 16
229 If you like it then you should have put a braid on it. 1.3410 0.03635 305 228 50 27
230 If you knew your fairy tales, you’d know this would end badly. 1.3408 0.03376 311 225 66 20
231 Maybe just use the ladder. 1.3408 0.03345 311 224 68 19
232 See if you can find my dog in there. 1.3400 0.03427 300 217 64 19
233 I'm sorry, I just washed my hair and I can't do a thing with it. 1.3400 0.03427 300 217 64 19
234 You didn't mention this in your dating profile 1.3400 0.03225 300 211 76 13
235 Just a little off the sides, please. 1.3400 0.03294 300 213 72 15
236 Well, you better go back in there and find the pizza or I am not paying for it. 1.3399 0.03338 303 217 69 17
237 So much for your hairbrained scheme. 1.3399 0.03371 303 218 67 18
238 No, they're not extensions. 1.3399 0.03065 303 209 85 9
239 I'll free you on one conditioner. 1.3367 0.03568 294 217 55 22
240 And yes, the carpet does match the drapes. In length and color. 1.3367 0.03469 294 219 53 22
241 It's more effective than a wall. 1.3367 0.03469 294 214 61 19
242 It’s a presidential style. Does it make my face look orange? 1.3356 0.03564 298 221 54 23
243 Watch out for the split ends 1.3345 0.03309 287 204 70 13
244 Why you should try again? Because I’m worth it! 1.3345 0.03523 287 210 58 19
245 Could you do me a favor and braid it on your way up? 1.3345 0.03488 287 209 60 18
246 I said climb the stairs, not hairs. 1.3345 0.03523 287 210 58 19
247 Can you tell they’re extensions? 1.3345 0.03418 287 207 64 16
248 This is England, you have to climb up the left side! 1.3345 0.03418 287 207 64 16
249 Ta Da, I have washed that man right out of my hair. 1.3345 0.03488 287 209 60 18
250 I never thought I'd get stranded like this. 1.3345 0.03523 287 210 58 19
251 This Rogaine really really works! 1.3345 0.03323 290 207 69 14
252 That's nothing. You should see how I let my parents down. 1.3333 0.03538 285 209 57 19
253 I didn't mean "let you hair down " literally. 1.3322 0.03458 286 208 61 17
254 Get ready. Next comes the leg hair. 1.3310 0.03604 281 208 53 20
255 I didn't say I was under a spell, I said I use a lot of Prell! 1.3310 0.03349 281 201 67 13
256 I should have used less softener. 1.3309 0.03448 278 201 62 15
257 You're leaving me stranded! 1.3298 0.03426 285 207 62 16
258 Greasy? And where am I suppose to get shampoo and water? 1.3298 0.03316 285 204 68 13
259 Next time you’ll think twice before you tell me to loosen up and let my hair down. 1.3298 0.03390 285 206 64 15
260 Of course you show up on my ‘Bad Hair’ day....! 1.3298 0.03426 285 207 62 16
261 I need fewer entanglements now that I have accepted life in the tower. 1.3297 0.03438 279 202 62 15
262 For god's sake, Roger--get a grip! 1.3297 0.03284 279 198 70 11
263 Oh, dear! Now we both have split ends! 1.3296 0.03418 267 191 64 12
264 I feel our relationship has unraveled. 1.3285 0.03320 274 195 68 11
265 A fool and her follicles are soon parted. 1.3285 0.03553 274 201 56 17
266 Yes, the curtain matches the drapes. 1.3285 0.03628 274 203 52 19
267 How about YOU braid it into a rope?!? 1.3260 0.03595 273 202 53 18
268 Is the buzzer broken again?” 1.3235 0.03524 272 200 56 16
269 By the following day, the feathered cap was all the remained of the hapless prince. 1.3235 0.03524 272 200 56 16
270 Why yes, I am using a new conditioner. 1.3234 0.03471 269 196 59 14
271 What are you, an idiot? There's an elevator. 1.3234 0.03627 269 200 51 18
272 You didn't by any chance run into Jimmy Hoffa in there, did you? 1.3234 0.03550 269 198 55 16
273 Maybe I used too much conditioner. 1.3233 0.03497 266 194 58 14
274 Rapunzel letting him down easy. 1.3233 0.03497 266 194 58 14
275 Sorry, I may have gone a little overboard on the conditioner. 1.3233 0.03537 266 195 56 15
276 It's a preexisting condition. 1.3217 0.03436 258 186 61 11
277 It looked a lot more romantic in the movie 1.3206 0.03527 262 192 56 14
278 You're lucky. I have an appointment on Monday for a bob. 1.3206 0.03527 262 192 56 14
279 You never climbed the ropes in gym class, did you?" 1.3206 0.03649 262 195 50 17
280 Hope we can get to the root of the problem. 1.3206 0.03400 262 189 62 11
281 If you meant it metaphorically, you should have said so. 1.3206 0.03609 262 194 52 16
282 I'll let you go on one conditioner. 1.3206 0.03568 262 193 54 15
283 The team building exersizes are always the same at these corporate retreats. 1.3206 0.03609 262 194 52 16
284 Why don't you try using the door? 1.3202 0.03610 253 186 53 14
285 Sire? I'm singing in the mane... just singing in the mane... 1.3191 0.03527 257 188 56 13
286 Just be glad it’s not humid today. 1.3191 0.03570 257 189 54 14
287 Now you tell me 'let down your hair' is only an expression? 1.3191 0.03612 257 190 52 15
288 I told you to use the stairs but, no, you have to do things the hard way." 1.3191 0.03304 257 183 66 8
289 I’d hate to see your bathtub drain. 1.3189 0.03554 254 186 55 13
290 Oh, you're still here? 1.3189 0.03598 254 187 53 14
291 It's over. I'm getting a haircut. 1.3189 0.03554 254 186 55 13
292 Why don't you use the stairs? 1.3189 0.03465 254 184 59 11
293 I went and washed that man right out of my hair... 1.3189 0.03598 254 187 53 14
294 Wait! Now I've lost my car keys. 1.3189 0.03767 254 191 45 18
295 Braids are easier for YOU. 1.3180 0.03572 261 193 53 15
296 You don’t want to get tangled up with a dame like me, Sam. 1.3180 0.03489 261 191 57 13
297 More of a letdown than you expected? 1.3175 0.03525 252 184 56 12
298 I' m sorry, but I'm leaving you for Sinead O'Connor. 1.3175 0.03785 252 190 44 18
299 Do you think my new conditioner is too greasy? 1.3175 0.03480 252 183 58 11
300 The worst part is brushing them out. 1.3175 0.03657 252 187 50 15
301 It's not you, it's the new conditioner I used. 1.3175 0.03480 252 183 58 11
302 While you’re at the store, pick me up a case of bobby pins. 1.3175 0.03480 252 183 58 11
303 Your "gone tomorrow" joke wasn't funny yesterday, Peter, and it's not funny today. 1.3162 0.03688 253 189 48 16
304 Comb on up!" 1.3162 0.03513 253 185 56 12
305 I’m just here to fix the clog... 1.3147 0.03748 251 189 45 17
306 Right idea, wrong shoes. 1.3147 0.03574 251 185 53 13
307 Brother, this tale went from hairy to grim really fast. 1.3147 0.03790 251 190 43 18
308 Well, you don't look like your illustration either. 1.3147 0.03618 251 186 51 14
309 TRESemmé, TRESemmé mucho... 1.3147 0.03748 251 189 45 17
310 Well, be careful what you ask for. 1.3145 0.03556 248 182 54 12
311 I want to wash that man right out of my hair! 1.3145 0.03602 248 183 52 13
312 Love is a slippery slope. 1.3145 0.03735 248 186 46 16
313 It’s the humidity. I can’t do a thing with it. 1.3130 0.03618 246 182 51 13
314 If you wanna go again, your second ride is half price. 1.3128 0.03694 243 181 48 14
315 Why don't I just lower my rope ladder instead? 1.3117 0.03746 231 174 43 14
316 Well, *you* try to get a barber to come up here. 1.3106 0.03822 235 177 43 15
317 Wow... that was some weed! 1.3099 0.03698 242 181 47 14
318 Why not take the stairs for a change? 1.3099 0.03508 242 177 55 10
319 This is not exactly what I had in mind when I asked you to 'let it all hang out.' 1.3099 0.03790 242 183 43 16
320 I’ll use less conditioner next time. 1.3099 0.03508 242 177 55 10
321 Sorry I shouldn't have asked you to climb and carry Chinese food at the same time. 1.3099 0.03508 242 177 55 10
322 Rapunzel awarded Border Control contract 1.3096 0.03633 239 177 50 12
323 Now whos the mane attraction! 1.3096 0.03485 239 174 56 9
324 You need to be careful with those hairpin turns. 1.3096 0.03633 239 177 50 12
325 Father said I'd never catch a man with this hair. 1.3096 0.03729 239 179 46 14
326 Let me know if you find Prince charming in there, I haven't seen him for 2 weeks. 1.3096 0.03585 239 176 52 11
327 I predict a split end 1.3096 0.03535 239 175 54 10
328 Whew, I finally washed that man outta my hair 1.3096 0.03585 239 176 52 11
329 I need a week’s advance notice for braids. 1.3096 0.03776 239 180 44 15
330 Harry? 1.3096 0.03822 239 181 42 16
331 I told you to take the stairway, not the hairway. 1.3096 0.03681 239 178 48 13
332 That’s not what ‘heir to the throne’ means. 1.3096 0.03383 239 172 60 7
333 Does this mean you can't fix the drain? 1.3077 0.03528 234 171 54 9
334 Take that for calling me Juliet. 1.3077 0.03730 234 175 46 13
335 Maybe you should buzz me in next time? 1.3077 0.03922 234 179 38 17
336 It's better than getting brushed off. 1.3077 0.03630 234 173 50 11
337 Now will you build me a higher tower? 1.3077 0.03630 234 173 50 11
338 Sorry, I've got soft water here. 1.3077 0.03630 234 173 50 11
339 Could you find me a stylist who makes tower calls? 1.3077 0.03680 234 174 48 12
340 I thought you had a shortcut! 1.3077 0.03630 234 173 50 11
341 Sorry if this was a letdown. 1.3074 0.03556 231 169 53 9
342 What do you mean your name is Matt? So now I have a terrible Matt in my hair. 1.3064 0.03765 235 177 44 14
343 My hairdresser says to wait two days before climbing. 1.3047 0.03734 233 175 45 13
344 I find myself once again caught in the cross hairs of love. 1.3047 0.03734 233 175 45 13
345 On second thought ... try the stairs. 1.3047 0.03477 233 170 55 8
346 Climb, you idiot! 1.3047 0.03927 233 179 37 17
347 ...and my name is not Rapunzel! 1.3047 0.03783 233 176 43 14
348 just wait till u see my pubes 1.3047 0.04156 233 184 27 22
349 Shall I let down the rest? 1.3047 0.03424 233 169 57 7
350 You think YOUR having a bad hair day? 1.3047 0.03832 233 177 41 15
351 I took off a couple feet and you didn’t even notice. 1.3047 0.03684 233 174 47 12
352 Careful, the first few steps are a little hairy. 1.3047 0.03880 233 178 39 16
353 Both my hair and I have been let down. 1.3047 0.03582 233 172 51 10
354 Don't you think you've taken this extension thing a bit too far? 1.3047 0.03633 233 173 49 11
355 Someday, when this receives wan-smile-inducing captions from people who overestimate their own wit, perhaps a reader will point out that the thing at bottom left is probably a quill but at first glance looks like a cartoon fish skeleton. 1.3043 0.04057 230 179 32 19
356 Rapunzel quickly discovered that her conditioner was leaving an oily residue. 1.3043 0.03816 230 174 42 14
357 Rapunzel, Rapunzel! Enough with the hair! 1.3043 0.03766 230 173 44 13
358 Great Scott! Oh what a tangled web we weave when first we practice to deceive. 1.3043 0.03715 230 172 46 12
359 When you're finally free, remember to send scissors. 1.3043 0.03715 230 172 46 12
360 Mother always told me, "long distance relationships can get pretty hairy". 1.3043 0.03766 230 173 44 13
361 This is not the story book ending I had in mind. 1.3026 0.03574 228 168 51 9
362 Maybe you wouldn’t be in that mess if you’d shown up a bit sooner is all I’m saying. 1.3026 0.03784 228 172 43 13
363 Well, you did say, 'Let down your hair!' 1.3026 0.03835 228 173 41 14
364 I told you never to mention that Rapunzel's name again! 1.3026 0.03574 228 168 51 9
365 Instead of buying me more Rogaine, why don't you spring for a taller ladder and some red wine? 1.3026 0.03681 228 170 47 11
366 Please tell me you’ve clipped your finger and toenails. 1.3026 0.03784 228 172 43 13
367 Why don't you use the stairs like everyone else. 1.3022 0.03434 225 163 56 6
368 If I've told you once, I've told you a thousand times, take the stairs ! ! 1.3022 0.03712 225 168 46 11
369 It’s not you, It actually is me. 1.3022 0.03920 225 172 38 15
370 If you're really a barber, just take a foot off the bottom." 1.3022 0.03604 225 166 50 9
371 Never buy ‘extra body’ conditioner from a witch. 1.3022 0.04069 225 175 32 18
372 Where is the mane entrance you speak of my lady 1.3022 0.03712 225 168 46 11
373 I'll just come down. 1.3022 0.03817 225 170 42 13
374 You should've committed five years earlier. 1.2991 0.03822 224 170 41 13
375 You asked for it, now deal with it. 1.2991 0.04026 224 174 33 17
376 I don’t think I wore the right shoes for this 1.2991 0.03822 224 170 41 13
377 Sorry I’m having a really bad hair day. 1.2991 0.03874 224 171 39 14
378 I'm Gonna Wash That Man Right Outa My Hair. 1.2986 0.04013 221 171 34 16
379 Maybe I'll just take the stairs. 1.2986 0.03636 221 164 48 9
380 I've been cooped up here since the '69 Woodstock Festival. 1.2986 0.04064 221 172 32 17
381 I'm sorry, I thought you were the judge from the Guiness book. 1.2986 0.03856 221 168 40 13
382 I switched conditioners...why? 1.2986 0.03856 221 168 40 13
383 Well this was quite a letdown. 1.2986 0.03802 221 167 42 12
384 This is the part of being a knight you don't read about. 1.2986 0.03802 221 167 42 12
385 Help! I’m trapped in a Gustav Klimt painting! 1.2986 0.03909 221 169 38 14
386 Thanks for trying, but I'm swiping left. 1.2986 0.04013 221 171 34 16
387 It’s the Lock Tress monster! 1.2986 0.03856 221 168 40 13
388 You're confused? How do you think I feel ... being a dude with this hair and living in a tower! 1.2986 0.03802 221 167 42 12
389 What did you expect? It has been growing since 1634. 1.2986 0.03802 221 167 42 12
390 I said "send down the stairs"! 1.2986 0.03403 221 160 56 5
391 You SAID, "Let it all hang out!" 1.2986 0.03961 221 170 36 15
392 I should not have gone with the Extra Body shampoo. 1.2986 0.03856 221 168 40 13
393 I was told you desired a son and hair. 1.2986 0.03909 221 169 38 14
394 So, who's rescuing who here? 1.2986 0.03692 221 165 46 10
395 Sorry, but you don't fit the part 1.2986 0.03909 221 169 38 14
396 Sorry, I guess I used to much Dippity-do! 1.2986 0.03692 221 165 46 10
397 Try braiding it first. 1.2982 0.03781 218 164 43 11
398 [singing] I'm gonna a wash that man right out of my hair! 1.2982 0.03998 218 168 35 15
399 I'm developing a musical that combines Hair and Grease 1.2982 0.03724 218 163 45 10
400 Silky-smooth has its drawbacks. 1.2982 0.03667 218 162 47 9
401 The stairs are around back. 1.2982 0.03724 218 163 45 10
402 Yes, I can see it’s a big letdown. 1.2982 0.03724 218 163 45 10
403 It's been a while since I posted the ad. 1.2982 0.03836 218 165 41 12
404 Has it occurred to you that the stairs might be easier? 1.2982 0.03836 218 165 41 12
405 My kingdom for a brush. 1.2982 0.03998 218 168 35 15
406 Speaking of let down... 1.2972 0.03791 212 159 43 10
407 I think I found the needle 1.2972 0.03791 212 159 43 10
408 It's the humidity. 1.2963 0.03856 216 164 40 12
409 Maybe next time, you'll ask for consent first. 1.2963 0.04125 216 169 30 17
410 He/Her/Hair 1.2963 0.03742 216 162 44 10
411 The Ultimate Letdown. 1.2963 0.03625 216 160 48 8
412 Suddenly, the Prince found himself involved in yet another hairy situation. 1.2950 0.03804 200 149 43 8
413 Give me a week's notice next time and I'll have it braided. 1.2949 0.03611 217 161 48 8
414 Well then, grow a beanstalk! Figure it out! 1.2949 0.03670 217 162 46 9
415 Rapunzel? No, my name is Methuselah. 1.2944 0.03875 214 163 39 12
416 I asked the salon if they could add a little wave to my hair and the next thing I knew .... 1.2944 0.03818 214 162 41 11
417 No, I'm her sister, Fuhgeddaboudit. 1.2944 0.03875 214 163 39 12
418 Sorry, today was blow out day 1.2944 0.03702 214 160 45 9
419 I'll get out of your hair in a second. 1.2944 0.03760 214 161 43 10
420 It is I, Rogainzul. 1.2944 0.03702 214 160 45 9
421 I told you. I shouldn't have let my hair down. 1.2944 0.03760 214 161 43 10
422 Why, yes, my hairdresser died twenty years ago. How did you know? 1.2919 0.03813 209 158 41 10
423 Honey, way too much conditioner... 1.2919 0.03813 209 158 41 10
424 This is a gender-fluid fairy tale. 1.2919 0.03752 209 157 43 9
425 Just an inch off the bottom? 1.2919 0.03690 209 156 45 8
426 I like it better combed out, don't you? 1.2919 0.03873 209 159 39 11
427 You can't just brush me away like this. 1.2919 0.03813 209 158 41 10
428 Only the strongest suitors make it through the split-ends. 1.2919 0.03932 209 160 37 12
429 I told you not to come on humid days. 1.2919 0.03813 209 158 41 10
430 Have you never used an extentions ladder? 1.2919 0.03873 209 159 39 11
431 This is why it's called "The Flat Iron Building." 1.2919 0.03932 209 160 37 12
432 Why don’t you go find your boys at the bar, and get out of my hair for awhile? 1.2919 0.04047 209 162 33 14
433 And there's more where that came from! 1.2919 0.03873 209 159 39 11
434 Well, my LAST suitor didn’t need footholds…” 1.2919 0.03690 209 156 45 8
435 Rapunzel? I'm Rogainzel. 1.2919 0.04047 209 162 33 14
436 What do you mean you liked me better when I was unattainable? 1.2917 0.03430 216 158 53 5
437 I don't get it. It worked for my sister. 1.2913 0.03723 206 154 44 8
438 While you're down there, can you trim my split ends? 1.2899 0.03892 207 158 38 11
439 It's not you, it's me. 1.2899 0.04069 207 161 32 14
440 As your hairdresser may I suggest a taller tower. 1.2885 0.03876 208 159 38 11
441 So far, I am finding our relationship to be a giant let-down. 1.2885 0.03754 208 157 42 9
442 Maybe you should take the stairs. 1.2885 0.03692 208 156 44 8
443 Okay, Okay!! You were right about the rope. 1.2885 0.03754 208 157 42 9
444 While you're down there can you find my phone? 1.2885 0.03754 208 157 42 9
445 I think we may safely claim that our new Rogaine formula has exceeded our expectations. 1.2885 0.03876 208 159 38 11
446 Either find a different way up or get out of my hair 1.2885 0.03754 208 157 42 9
447 I told you this was a bad hair day. 1.2878 0.03725 205 154 43 8
448 I'm not sure that was worth two tickets. 1.2878 0.03851 205 156 39 10
449 Darn static cling 1.2874 0.03993 167 124 38 5
450 I thought you said you liked knotty girls 1.2874 0.04299 174 134 30 10
451 You should have taken up lock climbing instead of rock climbing. 1.2871 0.03692 202 151 44 7
452 What a let-down! 1.2871 0.04073 202 157 32 13
453 ‘‘Tis true. Nobody ever looks like their profile photo” 1.2871 0.03887 202 154 38 10
454 My Rapunzello zip-line idea still sort of needs tweaking. 1.2871 0.03692 202 151 44 7
455 Just a little off the bottom, please. 1.2871 0.03950 202 155 36 11
456 ''Disappointment's a two-way street, fella. I don't see no white horse waiting!" 1.2871 0.04012 202 156 34 12
457 Rapunzel, Rapunzel, let down your—Ow! 1.2871 0.03625 202 150 46 6
458 If you think this is long you should see my fingernails. 1.2871 0.04012 202 156 34 12
459 Never mind. Next. 1.2871 0.04012 202 156 34 12
460 Get a grip, milord! 1.2871 0.03625 202 150 46 6
461 Doth thou hast a scrunchie? 1.2871 0.03692 202 151 44 7
462 Too much conditioner? 1.2864 0.03709 206 155 43 8
463 The bottle did say 'extra volume' 1.2864 0.03709 206 155 43 8
464 Or, you could just use the stairs like everyone else! 1.2864 0.03896 206 158 37 11
465 After you pick yourself free, would you mind tossing the comb back up? 1.2864 0.03773 206 156 41 9
466 Oh, stop being such a drama queen. It’s just conditioner. 1.2864 0.03773 206 156 41 9
467 This wasn't on your Tinder profile. 1.2864 0.04016 206 160 33 13
468 Rumplestiltskin! Get out of my fairytale! 1.2864 0.03709 206 155 43 8
469 Okay, smart guy, you guessed my name; now try my shoe size. 1.2864 0.03896 206 158 37 11
470 Took you long enough. 1.2857 0.03896 196 149 38 9
471 If you can't handle it unmade, you don't deserve it with a braid! 1.2836 0.03760 201 152 41 8
472 Can we re-schedule the rescue after my cut-and-curl on Tuesday? 1.2836 0.03760 201 152 41 8
473 Mostly it's coming from inside my ears. 1.2836 0.03890 201 154 37 10
474 I'm gender nonconforming. You got a problem with that? 1.2836 0.03826 201 153 39 9
475 Less complaining. More braiding. We have an 8oclock reservation. 1.2836 0.04016 201 156 33 12
476 I've learned to let things go 1.2836 0.03625 201 150 45 6
477 I’ve aged. You’ve aged. What’s the point! 1.2821 0.04097 195 152 31 12
478 I’m going to wash that man right out of my hair! 1.2821 0.04032 195 151 33 11
479 Rogaine for Women. Why do you ask? 1.2821 0.04097 195 152 31 12
480 I’d help you but my nails are just as long. 1.2821 0.04032 195 151 33 11
481 Has it been that long? 1.2821 0.03830 195 148 39 8
482 On second thought, Rapunzel, perhaps I will take the stairs! 1.2821 0.03689 195 146 43 6
483 Oh sorry, I just conditioned it. 1.2821 0.03965 195 150 35 10
484 How 'bout next time we try the braids. 1.2821 0.03689 195 146 43 6
485 Rapunzel! Rapunzel! I'm let down by your hair." 1.2821 0.03830 195 148 39 8
486 Did you remember to bring the scissors? 1.2821 0.03689 195 146 43 6
487 I’m not going to wear a ponytail just because it’s more ‘convenient‘. 1.2821 0.03760 195 147 41 7
488 Get a grip, Prince 1.2821 0.03898 195 149 37 9
489 Aren't you kind of old to still believe in fairy tales? 1.2821 0.03965 195 150 35 10
490 Will you just get out of my hair? 1.2821 0.04032 195 151 33 11
491 What kind of golden shower were you expecting? 1.2821 0.04224 195 154 27 14
492 Oops, wrong tower. I’m looking for the girl with the long braid. Seen her? 1.2821 0.03898 195 149 37 9
493 Who'd you expect -Goldilocks? 1.2821 0.03898 195 149 37 9
494 A brush! A brush! My kingdom for a brush! 1.2814 0.04038 199 155 32 12
495 I told you—the whole climbing the hair thing only works in books. 1.2814 0.03910 199 153 36 10
496 Most of it's not mine -- I have cats. 1.2814 0.03910 199 153 36 10
497 And you should see the pubic hair 1.2814 0.04282 199 159 24 16
498 Its our first date... Of course I used hairspray! 1.2814 0.04038 199 155 32 12
499 You want the next tower. I’m Harriett. 1.2814 0.04100 199 156 30 13
500 Golden stair ? I thought you said hair 1.2814 0.03910 199 153 36 10
501 You should see the shower 1.2814 0.04162 199 157 28 14
502 Don’t look so grim. I told you my name is Rip Unzel, but nooo, you wouldn’t listen. 1.2814 0.03778 199 151 40 8
503 Just discovered conditioner. Sorry! 1.2814 0.03641 199 149 44 6
504 Honestly, I’m not worth the effort. 1.2798 0.03849 193 147 38 8
505 The hair apparent to the throne. 1.2784 0.03901 194 149 36 9
506 Admit it. I'm too much woman for you. 1.2784 0.03761 194 147 40 7
507 I promise it's easier to climb once you get past the split ends. 1.2784 0.03969 194 150 34 10
508 Climb up or get out of my hair. 1.2784 0.03901 194 149 36 9
509 Why am I wearing elf shoes? 1.2778 0.04022 180 138 34 8
510 Braids would have been better. 1.2775 0.03648 191 143 43 5
511 I think you were right about going with braids. 1.2775 0.03723 191 144 41 6
512 It's because of global warming. 1.2775 0.04143 191 150 29 12
513 I washed it last night and cant do a thing with it. 1.2775 0.03796 191 145 39 7
514 Perhaps I need to cut back on the Rogaine. 1.2775 0.04076 191 149 31 11
515 I give you an A for effort but a C for the shoes. 1.2775 0.04143 191 150 29 12
516 Well it is a firm hold mousse 1.2775 0.03648 191 143 43 5
517 I'm NOT Goldilocks, you fool! 1.2775 0.04008 191 148 33 10
518 No! What I said was "bed down the mare!" 1.2775 0.04143 191 150 29 12
519 I thought you said your love was un-conditioner. 1.2775 0.04076 191 149 31 11
520 YOU try taming this. 1.2775 0.04076 191 149 31 11
521 Yeah, I can see how this wasn't the most realistic plan. 1.2766 0.03905 188 144 36 8
522 Next time I’ll use less conditioner. 1.2766 0.03757 188 142 40 6
523 That moment when you beseech the wrong prisoner and Manbunsel lets down his hair. 1.2766 0.03977 188 145 34 9
524 Does this make me look fat? 1.2766 0.04118 188 147 30 11
525 Sorry, I guess I should have used less conditioner 1.2766 0.03832 188 143 38 7
526 What a massive letdown! 1.2766 0.03832 188 143 38 7
527 Come back when you can snake a drain. 1.2766 0.04048 188 146 32 10
528 That was one hairy ride. 1.2766 0.03832 188 143 38 7
529 Sure the keys aren’t in your purse? 1.2766 0.04118 188 147 30 11
530 Oily hair. It's our newest security feature. 1.2766 0.03905 188 144 36 8
531 This is all very romantic, but you could just take the elevator, like the milkman 1.2760 0.04124 192 151 29 12
532 fuck you the real prison is contemporary beauty standards 1.2760 0.04124 192 151 29 12
533 C'mon - it's not El Capitan! 1.2760 0.03990 192 149 33 10
534 Sorry, I can't do a thing with it! 1.2760 0.03706 192 145 41 6
535 You're forty seven years late! 1.2760 0.03921 192 148 35 9
536 Good news, bad news Rapunzel. Keep the hair growth potion but cut back on the conditioner. 1.2760 0.03921 192 148 35 9
537 And that is how Prince Harry got his name 1.2760 0.03921 192 148 35 9
538 Use your key! 1.2747 0.04348 182 145 24 13
539 You're suppose to get lost in my eyes, not my hair! 1.2727 0.03980 187 145 33 9
540 One more wash and rinse should get him out. 1.2727 0.04191 187 148 27 12
541 Have you thought about moving to a water park? 1.2727 0.03980 187 145 33 9
542 I warned you about getting tangled up in it. 1.2727 0.03907 187 144 35 8
543 Do you think I am too old to wear my hair long? 1.2727 0.03980 187 145 33 9
544 My biotin supplements are working wonders with my hair! 1.2727 0.04122 187 147 29 11
545 So who is this Rapunzel you are yelling about? 1.2727 0.03833 187 143 37 7
546 Rapunzel's at the joust. I'm her brother, Roypunzel. Can I help you? 1.2727 0.03980 187 145 33 9
547 Where's a barrette when you need it? 1.2727 0.03833 187 143 37 7
548 I just washed my hair and can't do a thing with it. 1.2727 0.03907 187 144 35 8
549 Well, you told me to let my hair down! 1.2727 0.03833 187 143 37 7
550 How does thou plan to sweep me off my feet now, my lord? 1.2727 0.03980 187 145 33 9
551 Let me know if you see my last lover. 1.2727 0.03980 187 145 33 9
552 Perhaps now you will go get the ladder. 1.2727 0.03980 187 145 33 9
553 Dating was simpler back in the day. 1.2727 0.03980 187 145 33 9
554 I meant it when I said to stop bothering me and get out of my hair! 1.2727 0.04051 187 146 31 10
555 Should have swiped left! 1.2717 0.04165 184 145 28 11
556 Can you at least check for split ends? 1.2717 0.03869 184 141 36 7
557 Just run yourself through it one more time and we'll be set. 1.2717 0.04093 184 144 30 10
558 Sorry. Next time I'll go easier on the conditioner. 1.2717 0.03945 184 142 34 8
559 Rapunzel - uh, I said send down a beer. 1.2717 0.03945 184 142 34 8
560 You moron, just take the stairs 1.2717 0.04093 184 144 30 10
561 Perhaps a shampoo for oily hair might help, my lady. 1.2717 0.04020 184 143 32 9
562 Wait for the August humidity! 1.2717 0.03713 184 139 40 5
563 It’s called a Brazilian blow-out. 1.2717 0.04020 184 143 32 9
564 I see my new security system works. 1.2717 0.03869 184 141 36 7
565 Sorry, I'm using a new conditioner. 1.2717 0.03945 184 142 34 8
566 Would it be easier if I went with a perm? 1.2717 0.03869 184 141 36 7
567 Well Smart-guy, you are the one who wanted to save a few bucks and buy me the cheap conditioner. How's that working out for you now? 1.2707 0.04353 181 145 23 13
568 I’ve heard that peanut butter will work. 1.2707 0.03828 181 138 37 6
569 Probably not the best time to mention that I'm French 1.2707 0.04061 181 141 31 9
570 Shall I let down my armpit hair instead? 1.2707 0.04353 181 145 23 13
571 If you think I'm going to braid all this for you, think again. 1.2707 0.03985 181 140 33 8
572 Sorry, I’m Rapunzel’s sister, Lubricious. 1.2707 0.04353 181 145 23 13
573 The ocean levels aren't the only thing affected by global warming. 1.2707 0.04136 181 142 29 10
574 My 'No More Tangles' conditioner really works! 1.2707 0.03907 181 139 35 7
575 I thought Rapunzel was a woman's name. 1.2707 0.04061 181 141 31 9
576 I was also told not to leave the castle until I shaved my armpits. 1.2707 0.04282 181 144 25 12
577 I call it body-surfing. 1.2692 0.03966 182 141 33 8
578 I guess you found the gum from when I was six. 1.2692 0.03966 182 141 33 8
579 I’m not conditioned for this. 1.2692 0.04299 156 121 28 7
580 I'm not ready to tie the knot! 1.2670 0.03966 176 136 33 7
581 No sh*t it's greasy 1.2670 0.03966 176 136 33 7
582 I let down my hair,what more do you want? 1.2670 0.03966 176 136 33 7
583 It's been 40 years dude; maybe we should think of a ramp. 1.2670 0.04127 176 138 29 9
584 At such ineptitude, my interest is falling. 1.2670 0.04047 176 137 31 8
585 Is this a Bad Hair Day? 1.2670 0.04047 176 137 31 8
586 The elevator works just fine,Sir Dimwit. 1.2670 0.04356 176 141 23 12
587 Uh ... Babe ... 'let your hair down' means something else. 1.2670 0.03966 176 136 33 7
588 It just said 'Hair growth cannabis oil from John Boehner.' Who knew? 1.2670 0.04047 176 137 31 8
589 I know it has a bit more body than you expected. My captor is Vidal Sassoon. 1.2670 0.04127 176 138 29 9
590 This doesn’t look like the short cut” 1.2670 0.04047 176 137 31 8
591 You really thought you could get away with a one night stand? 1.2670 0.04356 176 141 23 12
592 And if you have it, a really big comb!" 1.2670 0.03883 176 135 35 6
593 Well, yes, clearly the story would have been written a bit differently if it was known that I was gay, don't you think? 1.2670 0.04281 176 140 25 11
594 Did I say there was an elevator? 1.2670 0.03966 176 136 33 7
595 I didn’t say pull my hair, I said, take the stairs. 1.2670 0.03883 176 135 35 6
596 Hey, ever hear of a ladder? 1.2670 0.04047 176 137 31 8
597 I feel like our relationship is getting a little too tangled 1.2670 0.03624 176 132 41 3
598 At least you don't have to deal with a dragon. 1.2652 0.03967 181 141 32 8
599 You thought "let your hair down" was just a figure of speech, didn't you? 1.2652 0.03728 181 138 38 5
600 Yeah, calling yourself my "hirsuter" is soooo funny. 1.2652 0.03967 181 141 32 8
601 You're the mane attraction! 1.2652 0.03809 181 139 36 6
602 Maybe the coconut oil was a bad idea" 1.2652 0.03809 181 139 36 6
603 I guess conditioner wasn’t such a good idea after all. 1.2652 0.03889 181 140 34 7
604 Careful, I'm using a new conditioner. 1.2652 0.04044 181 142 30 9
605 Forget it Rapunzel, I can’t afford the shampoo 1.2652 0.04044 181 142 30 9
606 This is not romantic at all. 1.2652 0.04044 181 142 30 9
607 What are your pronouns, again? 1.2652 0.04193 181 144 26 11
608 Sorry, I just keep missing my hair appointments! 1.2652 0.03809 181 139 36 6
609 Yeah, well, I needed to wash that man out of my hair. 1.2652 0.04044 181 142 30 9
610 Looks like you're having a bad hair day. 1.2652 0.03728 181 138 38 5
611 Hair today and you're gone tomorrow. 1.2652 0.03967 181 141 32 8
612 The lady doth grow tress too much. My kingdom for a large comb. 1.2652 0.03889 181 140 34 7
613 Forget that I said, "I want to play with your hair." 1.2652 0.03559 181 136 42 3
614 If I had given you consent, it would have been braided... 1.2652 0.03967 181 141 32 8
615 Hair we go again! 1.2652 0.04119 181 143 28 10
616 I told you it would sweep you off your feet! 1.2652 0.04044 181 142 30 9
617 Alas, the witch makes me hirsuter with each Herr Suitor. 1.2652 0.04193 181 144 26 11
618 Was that a Freudian slip? 1.2652 0.03889 181 140 34 7
619 I told you we should have looked harder for an elevator building! 1.2652 0.03889 181 140 34 7
620 Does this strike the right note of middle-aged whimsy? 1.2652 0.03967 181 141 32 8
621 Did you find the louse? 1.2652 0.03967 181 141 32 8
622 I thought I'd washed you right out! 1.2652 0.03889 181 140 34 7
623 Go away and stay the HELL out of my hair.!” 1.2652 0.04044 181 142 30 9
624 Don't hate me, but that was really funny! 1.2652 0.03967 181 141 32 8
625 Oh Rapunzel, too much Rogaine! 1.2652 0.04119 181 143 28 10
626 A Fairy Tale Split-Ending 1.2652 0.03809 181 139 36 6
627 Oh, so I should be trapped in this tower and deprived of hair conditioner too? 1.2652 0.04119 181 143 28 10
628 My name is not Rapunzel! 1.2652 0.03967 181 141 32 8
629 of course, your welcome to use the stairs 1.2652 0.03889 181 140 34 7
630 Just what I thought. All talk. 1.2652 0.04119 181 143 28 10
631 Twelve months of hairdressing school and I'm just a glorified comb. 1.2644 0.03987 174 135 32 7
632 All I said was "Is that a weave or an extension?" 1.2644 0.04229 174 138 26 10
633 My cousin Rapunzel is the girl with the hair you can climb on. Sorry. 1.2644 0.03816 174 133 36 5
634 Look, I just feel very relaxed around you. 1.2644 0.04069 174 136 30 8
635 Rapunzel, I've fallen and I can't get up! 1.2644 0.04150 174 137 28 9
636 Watch out for split ends! 1.2644 0.04150 174 137 28 9
637 That's not the fuller body I wanted. 1.2644 0.03816 174 133 36 5
638 I said I wanted to be "shaved" not "saved" 1.2644 0.04150 174 137 28 9
639 Houston, we have a knot. 1.2644 0.04069 174 136 30 8
640 If you can’t even handle my locks you wouldn’t possibly survive my leg hair. 1.2644 0.04307 174 139 24 11
641 I lost my hat! 1.2644 0.03902 174 134 34 6
642 Quit being so dramatic. It's just a little argan oil. 1.2644 0.03902 174 134 34 6
643 Darlin', give me a head with hair, long beautiful hair Shining, gleaming, steaming, flaxen, waxen Give me down to there hair, shoulder length or longer Here, baby, there, momma, everywhere, daddy, daddy 1.2644 0.03902 174 134 34 6
644 I'm Lady Godiva, subbing for Rapunzel 1.2644 0.04069 174 136 30 8
645 How do you feel about snaking shower drains? 1.2644 0.04229 174 138 26 10
646 The bottle did say bold and luscious. 1.2644 0.03902 174 134 34 6
647 Oh, where art thou, Rapunzel? 1.2644 0.04069 174 136 30 8
648 I'm sorry, you're just too clingy. 1.2644 0.04069 174 136 30 8
649 At least it's only head lice. 1.2644 0.04069 174 136 30 8
650 Washed that man right out of my hair 1.2639 0.04827 144 116 18 10
651 Ya wanna rethink that command, Honey? 1.2638 0.03875 163 124 35 4
652 I know. I know. Hair today, gone tomorrow. 1.2606 0.03835 165 126 35 4
653 Not to put you down but you're really bad at this. 1.2606 0.04290 165 131 25 9
654 Help! There are 16 of us suitors trapped in here. 1.2604 0.04302 169 135 24 10
655 '"Does this happen with other captive maidens?" 1.2604 0.04135 169 133 28 8
656 My hair extensions are strong; your climbing skills are weak. 1.2604 0.03961 169 131 32 6
657 Told you I needed 20 minutes 1.2604 0.03685 169 128 38 3
658 It's a hairy situation. 1.2604 0.04135 169 133 28 8
659 First time? 1.2604 0.03961 169 131 32 6
660 Well that was a let down. 1.2604 0.04049 169 132 30 7
661 Let me guess, it was the "beanstalk" nightmare again! 1.2604 0.04219 169 134 26 9
662 To be honest I haven’t showered in a while. 1.2604 0.04135 169 133 28 8
663 Forget about yourself. Just send up the salmon. 1.2604 0.04219 169 134 26 9
664 It must be this new conditioner I’m using. 1.2604 0.04049 169 132 30 7
665 Rapunzel, Rapunzel, Let Down Your Scrunchie! 1.2604 0.04049 169 132 30 7
666 You must stop using TEFLON hair rinses! 1.2604 0.03871 169 130 34 5
667 So, does it beat the waterslide? 1.2604 0.04135 169 133 28 8
668 Basically, it’s all extensions but I have a lot of time on my hands. 1.2601 0.03814 173 133 35 5
669 It's not the world's more ridiculous comb over, but close!! 1.2601 0.04152 173 137 27 9
670 I said send down your STAIRS... 1.2601 0.03902 173 134 33 6
671 Perhaps just a shaping my Lady. 1.2601 0.03902 173 134 33 6
672 My stylist calls it 'operant conditioning.' 1.2601 0.04311 173 139 23 11
673 It was probably better up. 1.2601 0.03987 173 135 31 7
674 Can you check if I have split ends? 1.2601 0.04070 173 136 29 8
675 You could've braided the damn thing ya know! 1.2601 0.04152 173 137 27 9
676 I can wash that boy right out of my hair! 1.2601 0.04070 173 136 29 8
677 wasn't this braded last time 1.2601 0.04070 173 136 29 8
678 It's the latest style; all the beautiful girls locked in towers by evil witches are wearing it this way. 1.2601 0.03725 173 132 37 4
679 This isn’t as bad as the time I got stuck in a spaghetti strainer for 3 days. 1.2601 0.04070 173 136 29 8
680 You are a louse! 1.2601 0.03987 173 135 31 7
681 That's for asking if the carpet matches the drapes, asshole! 1.2601 0.04464 173 141 19 13
682 Sorry to disappoint you. I'm just a guy in a rock 'n' roll band. 1.2601 0.03987 173 135 31 7
683 I was serious when I told you to get out of my hair. 1.2601 0.03987 173 135 31 7
684 You'll be choked unconscious; then I will absorb all your nutrients. We'll be together forever, my dear. 1.2601 0.03987 173 135 31 7
685 They don't call it No More Tangles Shampoo for nothing. 1.2601 0.04152 173 137 27 9
686 Yes, but no tangles! 1.2601 0.03987 173 135 31 7
687 The last thing I knew I was playing baseball in Iowa then...... 1.2601 0.04152 173 137 27 9
688 I'm gonna wash that man out of my hair. 1.2601 0.03987 173 135 31 7
689 May I suggest we try braids? 1.2601 0.03987 173 135 31 7
690 Help! I am dis-TRESSED!!! 1.2601 0.03814 173 133 35 5
691 You weren't getting in wearing flip flops anyway. 1.2601 0.04070 173 136 29 8
692 Damn that conditioner! 1.2601 0.03902 173 134 33 6
693 You became untangled too soon 1.2601 0.03902 173 134 33 6
694 Alright, I’ll braid it. 1.2601 0.03814 173 133 35 5
695 The Queen considers it the castle's most precious hairloom. 1.2601 0.03902 173 134 33 6
696 Yes, Rapunzel, it IS soft and silky, but I think you used too much product this time! 1.2588 0.04113 170 134 28 8
697 This relationship has always been an uphill battle! 1.2588 0.03570 170 128 40 2
698 Great, I put my hair down and you suddenly become such a fool. 1.2575 0.03889 167 129 33 5
699 Sorry, I didn't see you there. 1.2561 0.04022 164 128 30 6
700 „You lost the comb? Again?“ 1.2561 0.04114 164 129 28 7
701 Quick! Hide before my dad sees you! 1.2561 0.03832 164 126 34 4
702 Sorry, you said you didn’t like braids. 1.2561 0.03928 164 127 32 5
703 For God's sake, Rapunzel I meant that figuratively. 1.2561 0.04114 164 129 28 7
704 What? No gesundheit! 1.2561 0.03832 164 126 34 4
705 Frankly, to paraphrase Marie Kondo, this ridiculous haircut and this whole rigmarole with you aren't bringing me joy anymore. 1.2561 0.04204 164 130 26 8
706 For the 10th time Bold Knight. It is not a slide! 1.2561 0.04114 164 129 28 7
707 Another failed attempt to rescue the not so beautiful princess and the expression 'hairy experience' was coined. 1.2561 0.04292 164 131 24 9
708 I thought you said you liked extensions. 1.2561 0.03928 164 127 32 5
709 Now that's a 'let down'! 1.2561 0.04292 164 131 24 9
710 Actually Rapunzel, can you just cut thy hair? 1.2561 0.04022 164 128 30 6
711 It was a wet winter. 1.2561 0.03928 164 127 32 5
712 Just give it a minute, it'll grow on you! 1.2561 0.03928 164 127 32 5
713 Its true, blonds do have more fun! 1.2561 0.04114 164 129 28 7
714 Sorry, the king said use the new shampoo or it's back to the chastity belt. 1.2561 0.03928 164 127 32 5
715 You were expecting perhaps a woman? 1.2561 0.04022 164 128 30 6
716 And don't comb back! 1.2561 0.04204 164 130 26 8
717 Couldn't you at least braid your hair, 'punzel? 1.2561 0.04114 164 129 28 7
718 Wrong tower, buddy #MeToo. 1.2561 0.04022 164 128 30 6
719 Another suitor swept off his feet! 1.2561 0.04114 164 129 28 7
720 I appreciate your romantic streak, but why don't you take the stairs? 1.2561 0.04114 164 129 28 7
721 Sorry, I guess I used too much conditioner. Just use the elevator. 1.2561 0.03928 164 127 32 5
722 I really think you need a trim. 1.2561 0.04114 164 129 28 7
723 I'm Rapunzel, not 'repulsive', you cad! 1.2561 0.04204 164 130 26 8
724 I said, "No!" 1.2561 0.04114 164 129 28 7
725 I told you not to try it free solo. 1.2561 0.03928 164 127 32 5
726 Sometimes you fall in love in the most unexpected way, sometimes you just fall 1.2561 0.03832 164 126 34 4
727 The shampoo commercial said it would give my hair “body” but I wasn't expecting this. 1.2561 0.04114 164 129 28 7
728 Oops, I thought you meant all at once 1.2561 0.04204 164 130 26 8
729 I told you things get real wild when I let down my hair. 1.2561 0.04114 164 129 28 7
730 What do I have to do to get you out of my hair? 1.2544 0.03939 169 132 31 6
731 Careful, it’s still wet. 1.2544 0.03939 169 132 31 6
732 It was a very long engagement. 1.2544 0.04199 169 135 25 9
733 Sorry- you must have grabbed an extension. 1.2544 0.04114 169 134 27 8
734 And that's when Rapunzel realized she'd used too much conditioner. 1.2544 0.03939 169 132 31 6
735 This is a hairy situation. 1.2544 0.03939 169 132 31 6
736 [blank would be best for this cartoon] 1.2544 0.04282 169 136 23 10
737 Be careful what you ask for! 1.2544 0.04028 169 133 29 7
738 It’s not exactly the killer body I had in mind. 1.2544 0.04114 169 134 27 8
739 It's a bit of a hairy situation. 1.2544 0.03849 169 131 33 5
740 Next time I'll get a scrunchy 1.2544 0.04114 169 134 27 8
741 Rapunzel. Your Hair is such a letdown. 1.2544 0.03939 169 132 31 6
742 Now let down some detangler! 1.2544 0.03849 169 131 33 5
743 Perhaps a little less argan oil 1.2544 0.03756 169 130 35 4
744 What's the moral of "Rapunzel" again? 1.2544 0.04199 169 135 25 9
745 And for the final step in my transition, I changed my name to Alfonso. 1.2544 0.04282 169 136 23 10
746 Better make that two gallons of conditioner. 1.2544 0.03939 169 132 31 6
747 Maybe I should put in that elevator. 1.2544 0.03849 169 131 33 5
748 if you think this is a mess, wait till you see my freakin' hoo-ha! 1.2531 0.04659 162 134 15 13
749 Daddy was right when he said men just wanted to use me 1.2515 0.03828 163 126 33 4
750 Hair Today Gone Tomorrow 1.2515 0.04114 163 129 27 7
751 I told you to bring scissors. 1.2515 0.04114 163 129 27 7
752 Sorry you're feeling dis-tressed. 1.2515 0.04021 163 128 29 6
753 Go find Jack, buy a bean, bring it back, and plant it. 1.2515 0.04205 163 130 25 8
754 Sorry, forgot to rinse out the conditioner! 1.2515 0.04114 163 129 27 7
755 It was then that Guenther realized Rapunzel hadn't had sex in a very long time. 1.2515 0.04294 163 131 23 9
756 Rapunzel....... Let’s just call the whole thing off! 1.2515 0.03925 163 127 31 5
757 I can't come out, tonight; I have plans to braid my hair. 1.2515 0.03925 163 127 31 5
758 Sorry! I used the hairspray with extra hold. 1.2515 0.04205 163 130 25 8
759 Rapuzzle of the week. 1.2515 0.04021 163 128 29 6
760 No traction. Must be too much conditioner. 1.2515 0.04114 163 129 27 7
761 When you're done playing games, you give me a call, okay? 1.2515 0.04021 163 128 29 6
762 Come back next week when it's less humid. 1.2515 0.03925 163 127 31 5
763 Try it one more time. I was afraid I put too much conditioner in this morning. 1.2515 0.03925 163 127 31 5
764 Would barettes help? 1.2515 0.04205 163 130 25 8
765 This new conditioner is really giving my hair extra body. 1.2515 0.04114 163 129 27 7
766 Should we try using peanut butter? 1.2515 0.04294 163 131 23 9
767 I just thought you were mispronouncing "heir to the throne". 1.2515 0.03828 163 126 33 4
768 When you said the carpet matched the drapes, I didn’t know you meant they were all one thing. 1.2515 0.04114 163 129 27 7
769 Sorry, someone told me jojoba oil is good for my hair. 1.2515 0.04021 163 128 29 6
770 He is going to take forever to comb out. 1.2515 0.03828 163 126 33 4
771 I'm sorry I asked! 1.2515 0.04021 163 128 29 6
772 Plan B is my fingernails. 1.2515 0.03828 163 126 33 4
773 I'm sorry. I used a new conditioner. 1.2515 0.03925 163 127 31 5
774 I told you to take the servant's elevator. But do you listen to anything I say?? No!! 1.2515 0.04114 163 129 27 7
775 You should have taken the stairs. 1.2515 0.03925 163 127 31 5
776 Speaking of extensions, you really need a ladder. 1.2515 0.03925 163 127 31 5
777 They call it the wave of the future. 1.2515 0.04114 163 129 27 7
778 Admit it - you're falling for me. 1.2500 0.04063 160 126 28 6
779 May i suggest a combination conditioner/detangler? 1.2500 0.04344 160 129 22 9
780 Don't worry! The curtains don't match the drapes! 1.2500 0.04433 160 130 20 10
781 I've had it with all these New Yorker Rapunzel cartoons... 1.2500 0.04521 160 131 18 11
782 Trumped! 1.2500 0.03965 160 125 30 5
783 Was it too much conditioner? 1.2500 0.04063 160 126 28 6
784 It must be the new conditioner. 1.2500 0.04344 160 129 22 9
785 Can you look for my comb on your way up? 1.2500 0.04063 160 126 28 6
786 I guess you still haven't used your coupon from Supercuts. 1.2500 0.04159 160 127 26 7
787 I heard this was more safe than testing hair products on animals. 1.2500 0.04159 160 127 26 7
788 Well, Jon Snow wouldn't be flummoxed by a few split ends! 1.2500 0.03965 160 125 30 5
789 Ok, I say tomorrow we go with the braids !!!! 1.2500 0.04252 160 128 24 8
790 I hate facebook. 1.2484 0.04205 157 125 25 7
791 A hairy escape! 1.2484 0.04006 157 123 29 5
792 Didn’t I tell you that a ladder would be easier! 1.2484 0.04205 157 125 25 7
793 Now let's talk about unreasonable standards of beauty. 1.2484 0.04301 157 126 23 8
794 Hope it's not too much of a let down. 1.2484 0.04395 157 127 21 9
795 My conditioner? Why 'Tsunami,' of course. 1.2484 0.04006 157 123 29 5
796 This is the dumbest cartoon I've ever been drawn in to. 1.2484 0.04395 157 127 21 9
797 Now go write about it. 1.2484 0.03797 157 121 33 3
798 How about we forget about this, and I let you off the hook for leaving the toilet seat up? 1.2484 0.04301 157 126 23 8
799 Like I told you before... my ends don't enjoy being teased. 1.2484 0.04205 157 125 25 7
800 What a pain in the neck. 1.2484 0.04006 157 123 29 5
801 Hang tight, I'll grab the peanut butter. 1.2484 0.04487 157 128 19 10
802 Rapunzel's Revenge 1.2484 0.04107 157 124 27 6
803 And yet I still have less hair than anyone in 70s porn . . . 1.2484 0.04752 157 131 13 13
804 I know you think it makes your hair feel a bit stiff, but will you please use the hairspray with extra hold! 1.2484 0.04205 157 125 25 7
805 Rapunzel, it was just a figure of speech 1.2484 0.04205 157 125 25 7
806 Have you seen my hat? 1.2484 0.04577 157 129 17 11
807 I said let down your hair, not drop it like a Trump tweet. 1.2484 0.04205 157 125 25 7
808 If you thought you were getting braid, you're wrong! 1.2484 0.04395 157 127 21 9
809 You should have come earlier. 1.2484 0.04176 153 121 26 6
810 Do I have any split ends? 1.2436 0.04302 156 126 22 8
811 Fine, I'll stop using conditioner. 1.2436 0.04105 156 124 26 6
812 Don't blame me. You told me to let down my hair. 1.2436 0.04105 156 124 26 6
813 What? You thought it would be clean? It hasn’t rained all summer! 1.2436 0.04302 156 126 22 8
814 Alrighty then, I'll just get out of your hair. 1.2436 0.03791 156 121 32 3
815 You asked for long beautiful hair shining, gleaming, streaming, flaxen, waxen -- so I gave it to you, Lover Boy. 1.2436 0.03898 156 122 30 4
816 That is not what I meant when I said that you should let your hair down! 1.2436 0.04003 156 123 28 5
817 Are my hair extensions too much? 1.2436 0.04105 156 124 26 6
818 Don’t even ask, yes the carpet matches the drapes. 1.2436 0.03951 156 125 25 6
819 You may be wondering how I hid so much hair under such a small hat. 1.2436 0.03898 156 122 30 4
820 Yeah? Well, you try braiding all this after it's been washed. 1.2436 0.04003 156 123 28 5
821 I suppose next you'll be asking for my WIFI password? 1.2436 0.04105 156 124 26 6
822 A perm may not be a good idea right now. 1.2436 0.04204 156 125 24 7
823 I'm sorry, the witch tampered with the locks. 1.2436 0.04003 156 123 28 5
824 You kept me waiting a long time. 1.2436 0.04105 156 124 26 6
825 I only mean’t it Figuratively 1.2436 0.04302 156 126 22 8
826 Does the carpet match the drapes? 1.2436 0.04397 156 127 20 9
827 What did I tell you about sneaking into my daughter's bedroom? 1.2436 0.04302 156 126 22 8
828 Begone! Thy ghosting doth portend foul virtue. 1.2436 0.04397 156 127 20 9
829 How much conditioner did you use? 1.2436 0.04397 156 127 20 9
830 I think you overdid the conditioner. 1.2436 0.04204 156 125 24 7
831 Only you could turn "silky sleek" into a bad thing. 1.2436 0.04003 156 123 28 5
832 Last photo of Peter before he discovered the man-bun. 1.2434 0.04174 152 121 25 6
833 Trying to sneak up and see my daughter, were ya? 1.2434 0.04174 152 121 25 6
834 Too much? 1.2434 0.03848 152 118 31 3
835 It's that damn quantum entanglement all over again. 1.2434 0.04277 152 122 23 7
836 Take the stairs around back, the glue hasn't dried on on the extensions. 1.2434 0.03848 152 118 31 3
837 Extensions? Well,this is a let down. 1.2434 0.04174 152 121 25 6
838 I try to be original, but my jests are re-puns all! 1.2434 0.04174 152 121 25 6
839 I took a vow of hirsuteness 1.2434 0.04277 152 122 23 7
840 That's the last time I use volumizer. 1.2434 0.04476 152 124 19 9
841 Yeah... Rapunzel took off with Robin Hood. I’m her sister Gertrude. 1.2434 0.03960 152 119 29 4
842 Rapunzel's trans twin snares yet another unwitting suitor. 1.2434 0.04174 152 121 25 6
843 I'm a woman now. I guess you forgot. 1.2434 0.04174 152 121 25 6
844 But my hair frizzes without the gel. 1.2434 0.03960 152 119 29 4
845 Rapunzel??? 1.2434 0.04277 152 122 23 7
846 I'm a princess trapped in a hippie's body. 1.2434 0.04277 152 122 23 7
847 This ride is very, very hairy! 1.2434 0.04174 152 121 25 6
848 you certainly known how to let a guy down! 1.2434 0.04069 152 120 27 5
849 You know, the elevator's just around the back. 1.2434 0.04069 152 120 27 5
850 Cinderella, you two-timing loser! You called me Cinderella! 1.2434 0.04174 152 121 25 6
851 Watch it! You’re splitting my ends 1.2434 0.04174 152 121 25 6
852 So, you're not staying for breakfast? 1.2434 0.03960 152 119 29 4
853 As a matter of fact I've been using a volumizing conditioner. 1.2434 0.04174 152 121 25 6
854 And you thought hair traps were only for your sink!! 1.2411 0.04014 141 110 28 3
855 Maybe I overdid it with my new volumizing shampoo? 1.2411 0.04490 141 114 20 7
856 I am sorry the damp, filth and mites killed your libido. 1.2411 0.04490 141 114 20 7
857 Art thou one of the Queer Eye? 1.2411 0.04376 141 113 22 6
858 Forgive me my prince, I'm having a bad hair day 1.2411 0.04138 141 111 26 4
859 Maybe not all of your hair.... 1.2400 0.03863 150 117 30 3
860 Forget smart home security systems. Intruders seem less suspecting of my traditional locks. 1.2400 0.04197 150 120 24 6
861 What? Do I look that different from my tinder profile? 1.2400 0.04197 150 120 24 6
862 Sorry. This always happens when I use conditioner 1.2400 0.03978 150 118 28 4
863 I call it my in-house moat. 1.2400 0.03746 150 116 32 2
864 There is an elevator, you know. 1.2400 0.03978 150 118 28 4
865 You're obviously not the locksmith. 1.2400 0.04197 150 120 24 6
866 He, She, It 1.2400 0.04089 150 119 26 5
867 Will definitely have to return these shoes to REI. 1.2400 0.04302 150 121 22 7
868 My friends always said you were a big louse. 1.2400 0.04505 150 123 18 9
869 I think you’ve overdone it with your hair product. 1.2400 0.04197 150 120 24 6
870 Pregnancy has done wonders for my hair. 1.2400 0.04197 150 120 24 6
871 excuse me sir, I think i'm in the wrong fairy tale 1.2400 0.04405 150 122 20 8
872 This is NOT what I expected. 1.2397 0.04043 146 115 27 4
873 No flowers, no towers! 1.2381 0.04019 147 116 27 4
874 it was the mead talking 1.2381 0.03901 147 115 29 3
875 You call yourself a hairstylist? 1.2381 0.04019 147 116 27 4
876 That song makes washing you out of my hair seem a lot easier." 1.2381 0.04353 147 119 21 7
877 I’m sorry, could we go over your pronoun again? 1.2381 0.04353 147 119 21 7
878 I’m the Statue of Liberty replacement. 1.2381 0.04353 147 119 21 7
879 Remember, weight on the downhill ski. 1.2381 0.04019 147 116 27 4
880 Oh please. If you think you're having a hard time, try being me with lice! 1.2381 0.04459 147 120 19 8
881 What did you think I meant by wavy hair? 1.2381 0.04133 147 117 25 5
882 I am gonna brush that man right outtah my hair 1.2381 0.04459 147 120 19 8
883 My hairdresser was deported this morning. 1.2381 0.04459 147 120 19 8
884 HERE'S YOUR HAT. WHAT'S YOUR HURRY? 1.2381 0.04459 147 120 19 8
885 Maybe I should ease off on the conditioner a little ... 1.2381 0.04353 147 119 21 7
886 Did you use the shampoo for oily hair like I asked you? 1.2381 0.04019 147 116 27 4
887 The King's Fool, cast off by fortune, is wigged out. 1.2381 0.04353 147 119 21 7
888 Maybe you should just use the back door. 1.2381 0.04353 147 119 21 7
889 Before you disentangle yourself, I feel a moral obligation to advise I got a little bit of that Bruce Jenner thing going on. 1.2381 0.04019 147 116 27 4
890 Well, look who finally showed up! 1.2381 0.04019 147 116 27 4
891 Note to self -- Change to 'Shampoo for oily hair.' 1.2381 0.04353 147 119 21 7
892 I said, 'Let down your golden STAIRS!' 1.2381 0.03780 147 114 31 2
893 Ok I'm sorry- your man bun was cool! 1.2381 0.04133 147 117 25 5
894 I guess Rapunzel doesn't cut it any more. 1.2381 0.04245 147 118 23 6
895 So, you thought you would slip away to some other long-haired girl in a tower, did you? 1.2381 0.03901 147 115 29 3
896 Working with consultants, I've monetized my confinement to create a theme park experience. 1.2381 0.03901 147 115 29 3
897 OK Repunzel, enough with the hair! 1.2357 0.04005 140 110 27 3
898 Maybe it's time to change conditioner. 1.2357 0.04005 140 110 27 3
899 You might want to ease off the volumizer 1.2357 0.04254 140 112 23 5
900 Oh - this is what you meant by heir apparent!? 1.2357 0.04132 140 111 25 4
901 Next time, bring a curling iron. 1.2357 0.04132 140 111 25 4
902 FYI, the carpet matches the drapes. 1.2345 0.04037 145 115 26 4
903 Just a trim, please 1.2345 0.04037 145 115 26 4
904 Don't act all surprised. My profile mentioned my luxuriant hair. 1.2345 0.03916 145 114 28 3
905 I didn't ask you for hairspray. I said I'M HAVING A BAD HAIR DAY! 1.2345 0.04268 145 117 22 6
906 Wow, this Rogaine really works! 1.2345 0.04378 145 118 20 7
907 she's nothing like her picture! 1.2345 0.04037 145 115 26 4
908 You'll never be a social climber Jack. 1.2345 0.03916 145 114 28 3
909 It may just be the new conditioner, but my hair has deemed you unsuitable. 1.2345 0.04037 145 115 26 4
910 Where's MY animated musical? 1.2345 0.04378 145 118 20 7
911 OK, big deal, so I'm her sister, Repugzal! 1.2345 0.04268 145 117 22 6
912 Who's the hairest of them all? 1.2345 0.04268 145 117 22 6
913 'Oh, what a tangled weave!' he said, when first twas caught up in her web. 1.2345 0.04378 145 118 20 7
914 Elf slippers? No, no, no. And I wonder why my hair is so long. 1.2345 0.04268 145 117 22 6
915 Sorry! So that's what the hairspray ad meant by 'strong hold'! 1.2345 0.04037 145 115 26 4
916 Why the French Braid was invented 1.2345 0.04154 145 116 24 5
917 No, I said let down your STAIR! 1.2345 0.04378 145 118 20 7
918 Rapunzel, Rapunzel, bring up you hair, so that I may untangle from this bad affair. 1.2345 0.04154 145 116 24 5
919 Oh sorry, I forgot to mention the hair on the dating app. 1.2345 0.03916 145 114 28 3
920 Brother, that's Grimm. 1.2345 0.04378 145 118 20 7
921 Hey! I'm trying here; OK? 1.2345 0.04154 145 116 24 5
922 I went to wash that man right outa my hair, I went to wash that man right outa my hair, I went to wash that man right outa my hair, And sent him on his way. 1.2345 0.04486 145 119 18 8
923 Not again Hugh! How many times have I told you...wait till it’s fully dried! 1.2345 0.04037 145 115 26 4
924 my husband is here. 1.2345 0.04268 145 117 22 6
925 I'm dumping you because you get in my hair. 1.2345 0.04268 145 117 22 6
926 Everything gets tangled in these extensions. 1.2345 0.04037 145 115 26 4
927 I guess I could do an up-sweep. 1.2345 0.04154 145 116 24 5
928 I told you to get out of my hair. 1.2345 0.04378 145 118 20 7
929 Historic Image: Winner of the best wig contest. England, 1099. 1.2345 0.04592 145 120 16 9
930 You idiot, Rapunzel, lives next door.” 1.2345 0.04268 145 117 22 6
931 Sorry, I took out the braids. 1.2345 0.04378 145 118 20 7
932 When you said you were caught up in a wave I was thinking of something else. 1.2345 0.04037 145 115 26 4
933 Medieval Times’ worst thrill ride EVER! 1.2345 0.04037 145 115 26 4
934 Hair travel these days leaves a lot to be desired. 1.2345 0.03916 145 114 28 3
935 Uneasy slides the head that wears a crown 1.2345 0.04486 145 119 18 8
936 You couldn’t find your way out of a paper bag! 1.2345 0.04268 145 117 22 6
937 I know it would be easier, but braids don't suit me anymore! 1.2345 0.04037 145 115 26 4
938 All I said is that I wasn't in favor of a prenup. 1.2345 0.04154 145 116 24 5
939 You should have read the terms and conditions... the hat MUST match shoes. 1.2345 0.04592 145 120 16 9
940 Last fella went "Wahoo" on the way down. 1.2345 0.04154 145 116 24 5
941 Do you think it looks better straight or curly? 1.2345 0.04268 145 117 22 6
942 Free solo is harder than it looks. 1.2345 0.04486 145 119 18 8
943 For fuck's sake. 1.2340 0.04461 141 115 19 7
944 Are you in distress? 1.2324 0.04318 142 115 21 6
945 That's eighty years of growth... I told you to watch out. 1.2324 0.04201 142 114 23 5
946 Tangled? 1.2324 0.04318 142 115 21 6
947 Hark! Who tangleth yonder amongst my locks? 1.2324 0.04080 142 113 25 4
948 I told you I needed a taller tower. 1.2324 0.03956 142 112 27 3
949 Couldn’t you wait to have it straightened tomorrow? 1.2324 0.03956 142 112 27 3
950 Did you have to condition it? 1.2324 0.03827 142 111 29 2
951 Enough with the Moroccan oil already! 1.2324 0.04141 142 116 20 6
952 I'm all tangled up in your split ends. 1.2324 0.04318 142 115 21 6
953 For want of a hat pin, the desire of love is lost. 1.2324 0.04318 142 115 21 6
954 OK!OK! You’re having a bad hair day, But why blame me? 1.2324 0.04080 142 113 25 4
955 Rapunsel it's me your hair dresser....Ricardo de Medici.... 1.2324 0.04432 142 116 19 7
956 Get out! You are ruining the picture. 1.2324 0.04318 142 115 21 6
957 My mother was wrong when she said locks aren't everything. 1.2324 0.04201 142 114 23 5
958 Well this is a real brush with death. 1.2324 0.03956 142 112 27 3
959 Well, if it's my nose that sent you reeling, have a look in the mirror! 1.2324 0.04201 142 114 23 5
960 Oh...you said, "try some Nair". 1.2324 0.04318 142 115 21 6
961 What a shame we have to part on such bad terms. 1.2324 0.03956 142 112 27 3
962 Well, I didn't say to let down all of your hair. 1.2324 0.03956 142 112 27 3
963 Sorry about that, my prince. Looks like I used too much conditioner. 1.2324 0.03956 142 112 27 3
964 Yes I have been using a volumizing shampoo, why do you ask? 1.2324 0.04080 142 113 25 4
965 Whoa, Sorry! Guess I shouldn't have used that new volumizing shampoo. 1.2324 0.04318 142 115 21 6
966 How am I going to brush that out? 1.2324 0.04432 142 116 19 7
967 Time to rethink this 1.2324 0.03956 142 112 27 3
968 The last guy requested braids! 1.2324 0.04080 142 113 25 4
969 Man survives plunge down Rapunzel Falls. 1.2324 0.03956 142 112 27 3
970 A one night stand with Rapunzel. 1.2324 0.04318 142 115 21 6
971 Sorry, its a leave-in conditioner. Should've warned you. 1.2324 0.04080 142 113 25 4
972 Well, well, long time no see. 1.2324 0.03956 142 112 27 3
973 Darn Argon Oil conditioner..... 1.2324 0.04318 142 115 21 6
974 Wrong house, Rumple! 1.2324 0.04318 142 115 21 6
975 King Rogaine wins again 1.2324 0.04201 142 114 23 5
976 Could you please stop using so much conditioner. 1.2324 0.03827 142 111 29 2
977 I'm sorry. Before this I didn't think "volumizer" was a real thing. 1.2324 0.04432 142 116 19 7
978 Don't let me down. 1.2324 0.04201 142 114 23 5
979 Give me the usual. A little off the top. 1.2324 0.04201 142 114 23 5
980 May I suggest that next time you use a ladder" 1.2324 0.04201 142 114 23 5
981 I can get my hair permed if it helps, but it will cost you a fortune. 1.2324 0.04543 142 117 17 8
982 I warned you not to run your fingers through it. 1.2286 0.04222 140 113 22 5
983 Smart! No other guys kept on their shoes. 1.2286 0.04098 140 112 24 4
984 Has my hair let you down? 1.2286 0.04342 140 114 20 6
985 ....Okay, so maybe you're right, I should have gone with a French braid.... 1.2286 0.03703 140 109 30 1
986 And this is just the turret. Have fun storming the castle. 1.2286 0.04342 140 114 20 6
987 Brazilian Blowout! 1.2286 0.04342 140 114 20 6
988 Never assume! 1.2286 0.04342 140 114 20 6
989 Oddly enough, I spend a small fortune on my bikini waxes... 1.2286 0.04459 140 115 18 7
990 Look, it's not a fairway to Heaven. 1.2286 0.04098 140 112 24 4
991 No, just a trim. 1.2286 0.03971 140 111 26 3
992 Guess I went a little overboard with the volumizer. 1.2286 0.03839 140 110 28 2
993 If this metaphor doesn't do it for you Frank... I'm going for the restraining order. 1.2286 0.04459 140 115 18 7
994 Hey I’m just the UPS guy, call the Hair Club, stat. 1.2286 0.04342 140 114 20 6
995 You told me to let your hair down 1.2286 0.04098 140 112 24 4
996 Well, you asked for it. 1.2286 0.04098 140 112 24 4
997 If you think this is a lot, you should see it from the waist down. 1.2286 0.04572 140 116 16 8
998 I told you not to call unless it was an emergency. 1.2286 0.04098 140 112 24 4
999 This is what I meant when I said there's a lock on the door 1.2286 0.03971 140 111 26 3
1000 Rapunzel! Rapunzel! I know your name is Rapunzel. Jennifer is my accountant. I was just telling her how amazing you are. 1.2286 0.04222 140 113 22 5
1001 Medieval hair slides, really? 1.2286 0.04342 140 114 20 6
1002 Sorry...I'm very expressive when I sneeze. 1.2286 0.04342 140 114 20 6
1003 Rapunzel regrets using conditioner that morning. 1.2286 0.04098 140 112 24 4
1004 I knew I shouldn't have used that leave-in conditioner this morning! 1.2286 0.04222 140 113 22 5
1005 Not before my hair is done, Jared. 1.2286 0.04222 140 113 22 5
1006 Sorry, I should've given you a 'heads-up' 1.2286 0.04222 140 113 22 5
1007 Is this getting a Bob? 1.2286 0.04222 140 113 22 5
1008 OK, now pass the conditioner. 1.2286 0.04222 140 113 22 5
1009 I want to rescue you but I'm drowning in your hair! 1.2286 0.03971 140 111 26 3
1010 Come back tomorrow, I just washed it. 1.2286 0.04342 140 114 20 6
1011 Princess Rapunzel, founder of the "Did he climb up your hair? #Me too." movement, demonstrates a tactic. 1.2286 0.03971 140 111 26 3
1012 My conditioner improves the feel, appearance and manageability of my hair, but unfortunately it also reduces friction between strands. 1.2286 0.04222 140 113 22 5
1013 This is a hairy tale ending. 1.2286 0.04342 140 114 20 6
1014 Your hair literally took my breath away! 1.2286 0.04342 140 114 20 6
1015 Reminds me of an old song, “Long, beautiful hair, shining, gleaming, steaming, flaxen, waxen, hair...don’t ever have to cut it cuz it stops by itself”. 1.2286 0.04342 140 114 20 6
1016 Minoxidil Shampoo. Why do you ask? 1.2286 0.04222 140 113 22 5
1017 We tried your hair last year, in November. Now my hair isn’t working either. I’ve run out of ideas, just like the New Yorker cartoon caption editorial staff! 1.2286 0.04342 140 114 20 6
1018 Well that is neither hair nor there. 1.2263 0.04515 137 113 17 7
1019 Another "hair brain" idea. 1.2263 0.04395 137 112 19 6
1020 I see your hat, but where’s the horse? 1.2263 0.04012 137 109 25 3
1021 Rapunzel, is that you? It’s been too long! 1.2263 0.04395 137 112 19 6
1022 My name is not Rapunzel, and PLEASE get out of my Hair ! 1.2263 0.03876 137 108 27 2
1023 I knew I should have asked for braids. 1.2263 0.04012 137 109 25 3
1024 I'm sure I told them just a little wave. 1.2263 0.04012 137 109 25 3
1025 I just washed it and can’t do anything with it 1.2263 0.04271 137 111 21 5
1026 Not sure I like this new conditioner with added body. 1.2263 0.04395 137 112 19 6
1027 I just had it straightened. 1.2263 0.04143 137 110 23 4
1028 *sigh* I thought I had all the knights out of my hair ! 1.2263 0.04143 137 110 23 4
1029 If you were really Prince Charming, you would've noticed my haircut. 1.2263 0.04143 137 110 23 4
1030 Fake News! I'm a girl! 1.2263 0.04633 137 114 15 8
1031 I was speaking metaphorically! 1.2263 0.04143 137 110 23 4
1032 My hair shall feast upon the bones of all encyclopedia salesmen! 1.2263 0.04143 137 110 23 4
1033 You must use Head and Shoulders.. 1.2263 0.04143 137 110 23 4
1034 They never stop to ask for directions 1.2263 0.04271 137 111 21 5
1035 Darn that Biotin! 1.2263 0.04271 137 111 21 5
1036 In New York it's called 'The Rachel,' but here it's 'The Rapunzel.' 1.2263 0.04271 137 111 21 5
1037 Rapunzel, Rapunzel, pull up your hair! 1.2263 0.04143 137 110 23 4
1038 OK, good. Now tell me a hair - raising tale. 1.2263 0.04271 137 111 21 5
1039 I'm using a new "Extra Volume" shampoo. 1.2263 0.04395 137 112 19 6
1040 What prince. And where's my pizza. 1.2263 0.04143 137 110 23 4
1041 No one ever taught you how to braid a rope? 1.2263 0.04208 137 113 18 6
1042 Help! I am falling and I can't think of a punch line. 1.2263 0.04143 137 110 23 4
1043 My hairdresser assured me it will only add extra body. 1.2263 0.04271 137 111 21 5
1044 Guess I'm the one who's stranded now. 1.2263 0.04012 137 109 25 3
1045 For this to work, it requires more gelling. 1.2263 0.04143 137 110 23 4
1046 Every relationship has its ups and downs 1.2263 0.04633 137 114 15 8
1047 I meant to swipe left 1.2263 0.04515 137 113 17 7
1048 Now do you think my herbal supplement is a scam?" 1.2263 0.04271 137 111 21 5
1049 maybe it's time to cut back on the conditioner 1.2263 0.04143 137 110 23 4
1050 It was love or the Brazilian blowout. I chose the blowout. 1.2263 0.04012 137 109 25 3
1051 And they lived hairily ever after. 1.2263 0.04143 137 110 23 4
1052 Elevator is located in the back sir... 1.2263 0.04143 137 110 23 4
1053 At least I didn’t use gel. 1.2222 0.04027 135 108 24 3
1054 Well of course it's a little oily! 1.2222 0.04162 135 109 22 4
1055 I just washed my hair. Try later in the week when I have some tangles! 1.2222 0.04162 135 109 22 4
1056 Sorry, it’s a new conditioner. 1.2222 0.04027 135 108 24 3
1057 Sorry, my new conditioner is really slick ~ 1.2222 0.04027 135 108 24 3
1058 Way too much conditioner! 1.2222 0.04162 135 109 22 4
1059 The effects of climate change have gone too far. 1.2222 0.04419 135 111 18 6
1060 Rapunzel knew her extensions would sweep the prince off his feet. 1.2222 0.04419 135 111 18 6
1061 Is a simple plait too much to ask? 1.2222 0.04162 135 109 22 4
1062 Just use the stairs. 1.2222 0.04027 135 108 24 3
1063 Next time bring a ladder! 1.2222 0.04162 135 109 22 4
1064 Someone should've told her Woodstock 50 was cancelled. 1.2222 0.04162 135 109 22 4
1065 Let me know if you find a pizza down there. 1.2222 0.04419 135 111 18 6
1066 It's been a while since anyone asked me to let it all hang out." 1.2222 0.04162 135 109 22 4
1067 My neck muscles are to die for! 1.2222 0.04162 135 109 22 4
1068 To cut a long story short, he dyed. 1.2222 0.04419 135 111 18 6
1069 just get the leaves out. 1.2222 0.04293 135 110 20 5
1070 Um, I guess you didn't have time to braid your hair first. 1.2222 0.04293 135 110 20 5
1071 Hey--I'm just letting my hair down. 1.2222 0.04162 135 109 22 4
1072 Worst Airbnb ever. 4 out of 5 stars. 1.2222 0.04419 135 111 18 6
1073 I suggest you head for the hills. I'm getting a blowout. 1.2222 0.04293 135 110 20 5
1074 Have you seen my barrette? 1.2222 0.04162 135 109 22 4
1075 OK, new plan. Tomorrow, I won't use conditioner. 1.2222 0.04162 135 109 22 4
1076 It’s easier to climb if you braid it first. 1.2222 0.03887 135 107 26 2
1077 Welcome to Woodstock. 1.2222 0.04027 135 108 24 3
1078 Can we try braids? 1.2222 0.04162 135 109 22 4
1079 Did I overdo it with the hair extensions? 1.2222 0.04419 135 111 18 6
1080 I'll ditch the new conditioner. 1.2222 0.04162 135 109 22 4
1081 Weeeeee…Watch out for the knots. 1.2206 0.04134 136 110 22 4
1082 Braids went out of style ! 1.2206 0.04000 136 109 24 3
1083 Too late for a hair cut? 1.2206 0.04000 136 109 24 3
1084 My cream rinse makes is satiny smooth and slippery as hell! 1.2206 0.04390 136 112 18 6
1085 Rob, I'm so sorry. No one has seen my hair since I started this effort, and thus I wouldn't have guessed that it would be so heavy and overwhelm you like this. But are those really your shoes? Because if so, this relationship wasn't going anywhere 1.2206 0.04264 136 111 20 5
1086 Wheeee!! 1.2206 0.04000 136 109 24 3
1087 How many times must I tell you I'm NOT Rapunzel! 1.2206 0.04512 136 113 16 7
1088 OK! I admit I didn’t understand what I was asking for! 1.2206 0.04134 136 110 22 4
1089 Next time bring an extensions ladder. 1.2206 0.04134 136 110 22 4
1090 Sorry would a braid work better? 1.2206 0.04134 136 110 22 4
1091 These Rogaine ads are just getting weirder and weirder. 1.2206 0.04000 136 109 24 3
1092 Help, I am in extension hell. 1.2206 0.04264 136 111 20 5
1093 Feeling like Congress should do something about guns now too, huh? 1.2206 0.04264 136 111 20 5
1094 I’m thinking of donating to Wigs for Kids. 1.2206 0.03862 136 108 26 2
1095 Numbskull, numbskull, let go of my hair! 1.2206 0.04512 136 113 16 7
1096 I said to wear comfortable shoes! 1.2206 0.04134 136 110 22 4
1097 Yes, I’m leaving! Why? ...first thing, you use too much gel, secondly , you look just like me. 1.2206 0.04264 136 111 20 5
1098 The Prince was having a bad hair day.... 1.2206 0.04390 136 112 18 6
1099 And don't come back until you've donated to Bernie! 1.2206 0.04390 136 112 18 6
1100 Rapunzel, Rapunzel! Send down a life-preserver! 1.2206 0.04000 136 109 24 3
1101 I use conditioner to give it body. 1.2206 0.04134 136 110 22 4
1102 He's been like this since Woodstock. 1.2206 0.04631 136 114 14 8
1103 This political climate has me parted down the middle 1.2206 0.04390 136 112 18 6
1104 Don't blame me; blame the conditioner. 1.2206 0.04134 136 110 22 4
1105 Next time, use the elevator. 1.2206 0.04134 136 110 22 4
1106 OK. Let’s get one thing straight. 1.2206 0.04390 136 112 18 6
1107 She's gonna wash that man right outta her hair. 1.2206 0.03862 136 108 26 2
1108 Warn me next time you let your hair down? 1.2206 0.04000 136 109 24 3
1109 Oh Reginald, it must be my new detangler! 1.2206 0.04390 136 112 18 6
1110 It’s the satin pillowcase I’ve been sleeping on 1.2206 0.04134 136 110 22 4
1111 Cut my hair? Are you insane? 1.2206 0.04134 136 110 22 4
1112 Too much mousse? 1.2206 0.04134 136 110 22 4
1113 Well you didn't say 'Let down your braid.' 1.2206 0.04264 136 111 20 5
1114 A scissor, a scissor, my kingdom for a scissor. 1.2206 0.03862 136 108 26 2
1115 I hope you enjoyed your hair raising experience. 1.2206 0.04000 136 109 24 3
1116 In hindsight, the mousse application probably wasn't the best idea. 1.2206 0.03569 136 106 30 0
1117 Rapunzel? I was looking for Brenda's tower. 1.2206 0.04264 136 111 20 5
1118 No, no. Not all your hair! 1.2206 0.04512 136 113 16 7
1119 This is the mane way I plan to keep you from leaving me. 1.2197 0.04209 132 107 21 4
1120 It's a new conditioner. 1.2197 0.03924 132 105 25 2
1121 Maybe I should have come up BEFORE you used the conditioner. 1.2197 0.04209 132 107 21 4
1122 Doesn't take much for you to give up, does it? 1.2197 0.04475 132 109 17 6
1123 I hate to give you the brush off this way, Sir Harold. 1.2197 0.04069 132 106 23 3
1124 I told you “Enough with the Rogaine.” 1.2197 0.04726 132 111 13 8
1125 Golden stair" is a metaphor, you moron 1.2197 0.04475 132 109 17 6
1126 That's why they call it "finishing" rinse. 1.2197 0.04209 132 107 21 4
1127 Now, what am I supposed to do? 1.2197 0.04344 132 108 19 5
1128 Next time maybe skip the conditioner? 1.2197 0.04069 132 106 23 3
1129 I used "Smooth and Silky" today. 1.2197 0.04069 132 106 23 3
1130 Next time bring a comb 1.2197 0.04069 132 106 23 3
1131 Must you complain? I love my new conditioner. 1.2197 0.04069 132 106 23 3
1132 I chose the tidal wave over the permanent wave. 1.2197 0.04069 132 106 23 3
1133 Snaired! 1.2197 0.04602 132 110 15 7
1134 You misunderstood, I suggested that you wax your other jungle! 1.2197 0.04209 132 107 21 4
1135 I told you to use the door by the gatehouse. 1.2197 0.04475 132 109 17 6
1136 I THINK IT'S TIME FOR A TRIM 1.2197 0.04344 132 108 19 5
1137 I mean sure - I can toss you down a brush. But, I haven’t heard your horse or seen any movement for like ten minutes. 1.2197 0.04209 132 107 21 4
1138 Okay, uh ... just a little shake should do it, then I’ll be outta your hair. 1.2197 0.04209 132 107 21 4
1139 Bad Hair Day!!! Try again tomorrow. I'll use a firmer more climbable spray . 1.2197 0.04475 132 109 17 6
1140 No one seems interested in the hairway to my heart. 1.2197 0.04344 132 108 19 5
1141 I'm actually thinking of putting it "up" for a change. 1.2197 0.03924 132 105 25 2
1142 Why didn't you tell me your last name was Krishna? 1.2197 0.04344 132 108 19 5
1143 Oh, I forgot to tell you. I'm using a full body shampoo now. 1.2197 0.04344 132 108 19 5
1144 Gosh Rupunzel when I said let down your hair I didnt mean all the way 1.2197 0.04209 132 107 21 4
1145 I put a lot of conditioner on it. I'll marry the first prince who makes it to the top! 1.2197 0.04602 132 110 15 7
1146 maybe I am born with it, maybe its Maybelline 1.2197 0.04209 132 107 21 4
1147 I dropped down a ladder along with my hair. Was that OK ? 1.2197 0.04475 132 109 17 6
1148 Thought her hair would be a come on, not a capture! 1.2197 0.04209 132 107 21 4
1149 Would you mind if I sent you down the road to go trim my split edges? 1.2197 0.04344 132 108 19 5
1150 "No, I'm Ralph. You've got me mixed up with my cousin Rapunzel." 1.2197 0.03924 132 105 25 2
1151 The barber is in prison, remember? 1.2197 0.04344 132 108 19 5
1152 Rapunzel Rapunzel...next time only let down your guard 1.2197 0.04344 132 108 19 5
1153 Rapunsel dumped me! 1.2197 0.04209 132 107 21 4
1154 I never had this problem with Rapinzel. 1.2197 0.04475 132 109 17 6
1155 Wait a minute...didn’t I tell you to stop using this Pantene..? 1.2197 0.04344 132 108 19 5
1156 You shouldn't given me Rogaine as an engagement gift. 1.2197 0.04475 132 109 17 6
1157 Please Ivanka....I can't swim 1.2197 0.04602 132 110 15 7
1158 ‘These boots are made for climbing’ he says. 1.2197 0.03850 132 107 22 3
1159 Local tower height restrictions have made this less romantic. 1.2197 0.04475 132 109 17 6
1160 Have you considered putting it in a bun? 1.2197 0.04344 132 108 19 5
1161 Still want me to get dreadlocks? 1.2197 0.04475 132 109 17 6
1162 The moment that the thought-to-be captee turned the tables and became the captor. 1.2197 0.04069 132 106 23 3
1163 When I asked for a beard this isn’t what I had in mind. 1.2197 0.04475 132 109 17 6
1164 As he struggled free of the gray cascade, the prince knew he was too late to save Rapunzel. 1.2197 0.04344 132 108 19 5
1165 What did you expect from a studio apartment? 1.2197 0.04209 132 107 21 4
1166 I told you just to take a little bit off the top. 1.2197 0.03924 132 105 25 2
1167 You said 'Go heavy on the Rogaine tonight'; Did I use too much? 1.2197 0.04069 132 106 23 3
1168 When you pick up my birth control pills at CVS, don’t forget my shampoo and conditioner. 1.2197 0.03924 132 105 25 2
1169 I said climb not surf! 1.2197 0.04344 132 108 19 5
1170 Oh, my beloved, it must be the new enchanted conditioner. 1.2197 0.04069 132 106 23 3
1171 How will I ever escape with all these hair-brained rescue attempts? 1.2171 0.04397 129 106 18 5
1172 You should use the stairs! 1.2171 0.04257 129 105 20 4
1173 I've been stuck here for seventy years - what did you expect? 1.2171 0.03962 129 103 24 2
1174 It was more fun when you had a perm. 1.2171 0.04257 129 105 20 4
1175 You have to be careful of what you ask for. 1.2171 0.04112 129 104 22 3
1176 Rapunzel? Van Winkle? What's in a name? 1.2171 0.04257 129 105 20 4
1177 Oily hair? 1.2171 0.04533 129 107 16 6
1178 Check out my new fall. 1.2171 0.04112 129 104 22 3
1179 Is that a wig? 1.2171 0.03644 129 101 28 0
1180 Sorry. I just washed it and can’t do a thing with it. 1.2171 0.03644 129 101 28 0
1181 Why Otis invented the elevator. 1.2171 0.04533 129 107 16 6
1182 Don't let an unexpected cascade of gorgeous flaxen hair discourage you from rescuing the fond maiden of your dreams! 1.2171 0.04257 129 105 20 4
1183 Well, you said to let my hair down... 1.2171 0.04533 129 107 16 6
1184 Sorry, there's no conditioner up here! 1.2171 0.04112 129 104 22 3
1185 I said "hair", not "snare"! 1.2171 0.04112 129 104 22 3
1186 It's just an oil treatment for split ends 1.2171 0.03962 129 103 24 2
1187 So glad I found that nice silky conditioner! 1.2171 0.03962 129 103 24 2
1188 These weaves are getting out of hand. 1.2171 0.04257 129 105 20 4
1189 Oy! - this wasn’t in your tinder profile...! 1.2171 0.04112 129 104 22 3
1190 I see you have some combitment issues 1.2171 0.04112 129 104 22 3
1191 You know, I never really understood Disney’s title until now. 1.2171 0.03806 129 107 18 4
1192 You seriously didn't expect me to braid all of it... 1.2171 0.03806 129 102 26 1
1193 Because I will no longer be a tool of the toxic and oppressive male hierarchy. That's why! 1.2171 0.04533 129 107 16 6
1194 My drains are clogged...third time this week. 1.2171 0.04792 129 109 12 8
1195 If you had come when I was first locked up, you could have used my braids. 1.2171 0.04397 129 106 18 5
1196 We've been having issues with hard water. 1.2171 0.03962 129 103 24 2
1197 You're gonna make some lucky princess really happy one day, it's just not me. 1.2171 0.04257 129 105 20 4
1198 I’m sorry I didn’t notice you cut your hair. Please let me back inside. 1.2171 0.04257 129 105 20 4
1199 At least Rapunzel's hair was soft. 1.2171 0.04112 129 104 22 3
1200 Of course it's oily. I haven't washed it in twenty years. 1.2171 0.04533 129 107 16 6
1201 I know you don’t like waxing, but how about a little trim? 1.2171 0.04533 129 107 16 6
1202 Oh, Drat!! I keep forgetting to say, “Stand back!” 1.2171 0.04257 129 105 20 4
1203 Where do you get lanoline anyway? 1.2126 0.03973 127 102 23 2
1204 Rapunzel's not here! 1.2118 0.05317 85 70 12 3
1205 I’ve waited this long, I’m not going to get rescued by a prince whose face looks exactly like mine. People would assume things. Into the hair with thee. 1.2109 0.03945 128 103 23 2
1206 I'm trying a leave-in conditioner. Whaddya think? 1.2109 0.04098 128 104 21 3
1207 I’m sorry, but my braids caused a lot of damage the last time! 1.2109 0.04388 128 106 17 5
1208 You have green beans for feet and you're complaining that I relaxed my hair? And another thing, why is there a bed spring sticking out of your head? Kiss an aardvark and THIS is the prince I get? Burp! I'm Rapunzel! 1.2109 0.04388 128 106 17 5
1209 You can start brushing now! 1.2109 0.04526 128 107 15 6
1210 Did I mention that I have pubic ectoparasites. 1.2109 0.04388 128 106 17 5
1211 Here’s the deal, ditch the hair extensions or we are through. 1.2109 0.03945 128 103 23 2
1212 Honestly, the humidity has just been out of control! 1.2109 0.04098 128 104 21 3
1213 The next time you visit, ask for Medusa." 1.2109 0.04098 128 104 21 3
1214 Yes, but on the bright side my hair is silky smooth. 1.2109 0.04098 128 104 21 3
1215 Enough! A poisoned apple, a spindle prick and now this. I don’t care that he’s the older brother! 1.2109 0.04660 128 108 13 7
1216 I'm all for the concept, but some trimming wouldn't be undue. 1.2109 0.04098 128 104 21 3
1217 You say, "hair-brained" like it's a bad thing. 1.2109 0.03620 128 101 27 0
1218 pray your pardon. it’s a bad hair day. 1.2109 0.04660 128 108 13 7
1219 It would be centuries, nae millennia, before another would take advantage of Sir Vlad's failed perfect opportunity to invent the surfboard. 1.2109 0.04388 128 106 17 5
1220 Think I used too much hair product. 1.2109 0.04246 128 105 19 4
1221 How long have we been stranded? 1.2109 0.04526 128 107 15 6
1222 #MeToo #NeverAgain #SilkiestShampooEver 1.2109 0.04388 128 106 17 5
1223 Harry, Duke of Locksley, and his Royal Hairdresser, Robin of Knottingham 1.2109 0.04388 128 106 17 5
1224 While you're down there, mind checking for lice? 1.2109 0.04246 128 105 19 4
1225 Highlights are a fortune. 1.2109 0.04098 128 104 21 3
1226 Oh it's you! I thought I had a bad case of lice again. 1.2109 0.04246 128 105 19 4
1227 Wrong Fairy Tale! 1.2109 0.04246 128 105 19 4
1228 Medieval Rogaine Clinical Trial 1.2109 0.04246 128 105 19 4
1229 I didn’t realize this relationship could get so hairy so fast. 1.2109 0.03786 128 102 25 1
1230 I said ‘by my side’ not ‘try my slide.’ 1.2109 0.04388 128 106 17 5
1231 Yikes, so sorry I couldn't have gotten here a few years earlier, Rapunzel! 1.2109 0.04790 128 109 11 8
1232 So much for virgins shrouded in what seem to be golden locks. 1.2109 0.04388 128 106 17 5
1233 They said trimming your hair every 3-4 weeks will make it grow faster 1.2109 0.04098 128 104 21 3
1234 What's taking you so long? You just need to get a grip. 1.2109 0.04246 128 105 19 4
1235 I get that long hair is your thing, but this is excessive. 1.2109 0.04388 128 106 17 5
1236 He wanted someone who would sweep him off his feet. 1.2109 0.04388 128 106 17 5
1237 I blame your shoes. 1.2109 0.03945 128 103 23 2
1238 Can I suggest something? Next time you're leaving, think about why they call me Rappelunzel. 1.2109 0.04246 128 105 19 4
1239 Try Rapunzel. She doesn't use extensions! 1.2109 0.04246 128 105 19 4
1240 I think we just invented the zip line! 1.2109 0.04388 128 106 17 5
1241 Alas, it’s true. Falling in love is for fools. 1.2109 0.04526 128 107 15 6
1242 Come back in six months, I'll have it braided by then. 1.2097 0.03845 124 99 24 1
1243 Rapunzel, Rapunzel, I’m not a climber 1.2097 0.04326 124 102 18 4
1244 Too much of the volumizer? 1.2097 0.03845 124 99 24 1
1245 You don't look anything like your Tinder picture. 1.2097 0.04172 124 101 20 3
1246 Maybe it's my conditioner...? 1.2097 0.04326 124 102 18 4
1247 Damn straight, keep your big government hands off my hair, my tower, and every other thing I cling to fiercely on principle even though it’s totally self-defeating 1.2097 0.04620 124 104 14 6
1248 Is my hair down far enough? 1.2097 0.04012 124 100 22 2
1249 Rapunzel, Rapunzel - let your heir down! 1.2097 0.04620 124 104 14 6
1250 Sorry, I used conditioner. 1.2097 0.04172 124 101 20 3
1251 Beta testing Disney World's proposed newest attraction. 1.2097 0.04172 124 101 20 3
1252 For this lady the curtains are the drapes. 1.2097 0.04012 124 100 22 2
1253 It isn't hat hair after all. 1.2097 0.04620 124 104 14 6
1254 Perhaps this is why "It's a fairy tale" will someday become a downer. 1.2097 0.04326 124 102 18 4
1255 Rapunzel, Rapunzel reel me in ! 1.2097 0.04326 124 102 18 4
1256 He said he was looking for his scissors. 1.2097 0.04326 124 102 18 4
1257 I just used a gel. Try again wearing gloves. 1.2097 0.04475 124 103 16 5
1258 Hast thou any ideas, Lord Pantene? 1.2097 0.04172 124 101 20 3
1259 I'm sorry but they confiscated my barrettes. 1.2097 0.04326 124 102 18 4
1260 I'll try a different conditioner." 1.2097 0.04326 124 102 18 4
1261 This is the last time I'll ask you to get out of my hair. 1.2097 0.04326 124 102 18 4
1262 Yeah, but the sex is good 1.2097 0.04620 124 104 14 6
1263 Maybe I should cut back on the volumizer. 1.2097 0.04012 124 100 22 2
1264 Didn't you read then sign? No solicitors! 1.2097 0.04475 124 103 16 5
1265 Let down... Pull up. Make up your mind. 1.2097 0.04475 124 103 16 5
1266 Perhaps I should have braided my hair this morning. 1.2097 0.03845 124 99 24 1
1267 I warned the Grimm Brothers not to work with Escher. 1.2097 0.04620 124 104 14 6
1268 What a hairy experience this is! 1.2097 0.04475 124 103 16 5
1269 And furthermore I find your nose hair very unsightly. 1.2097 0.04326 124 102 18 4
1270 Minoxidil, works wonders. 1.2097 0.04475 124 103 16 5
1271 Keratin overdose. 1.2097 0.04172 124 101 20 3
1272 You should see my underarms! 1.2097 0.04475 124 103 16 5
1273 My mother said you'd be hair today and gone tomorrow. 1.2097 0.04012 124 100 22 2
1274 I told you the stairs were better. 1.2097 0.03845 124 99 24 1
1275 Take your time. 1.2097 0.04172 124 101 20 3
1276 Keep it captionless! 1.2097 0.04620 124 104 14 6
1277 I told you it was a fall. 1.2097 0.04172 124 101 20 3
1278 I think you're using too much conditioner. 1.2097 0.04326 124 102 18 4
1279 Behind the Music: When Prince discovered Split Enz. 1.2097 0.04172 124 101 20 3
1280 Don't mock my man bun. 1.2097 0.04326 124 102 18 4
1281 The Rapunzel Water Slide at Six Flags was recently closed after a fatal mishap. 1.2097 0.04326 124 102 18 4
1282 Free Solo 1.2097 0.04012 124 100 22 2
1283 Why did you use so much conditioner? 1.2097 0.04172 124 101 20 3
1284 Say when. 1.2097 0.04475 124 103 16 5
1285 Trying out the hair slide at the amusement park in medieval times 1.2097 0.04093 124 103 17 4
1286 Me thinks it's the cream rinse. 1.2097 0.04172 124 101 20 3
1287 Are these frosted tips? 1.2097 0.04172 124 101 20 3
1288 I have more pubes than hair on my head - this is a metaphor for the current political gun crisis in America. 1.2097 0.04620 124 104 14 6
1289 Perhaps Rapunzel, you could get some short layers. 1.2097 0.04326 124 102 18 4
1290 Next visit letting down a golden braid might be less harrowing. 1.2097 0.04012 124 100 22 2
1291 Well the volume's good, but I think I need to use less conditioner. 1.2097 0.04326 124 102 18 4
1292 That keratin treatment is really slick. 1.2097 0.04326 124 102 18 4
1293 I wish you would stop treating me like a plaything. 1.2097 0.04326 124 102 18 4
1294 Oh sorry—must be my new conditioner! 1.2097 0.04326 124 102 18 4
1295 I asked you to not use detangler before I arrive. 1.2051 0.04124 117 95 20 2
1296 This is private property. 1.2051 0.04785 117 99 12 6
1297 It must be the new conditioner I am using. It may have made my hair a little too silky & smooth. 1.2033 0.04313 123 102 17 4
1298 You think this is bad, just wait till you see what the vacuum picks up. 1.2033 0.04156 123 101 19 3
1299 Maybe I shouldn't have used quite so much conditioner. 1.2033 0.03992 123 100 21 2
1300 You’re late. 1.2033 0.04465 123 103 15 5
1301 Hey, man! You got me caught in a hairy situation!" I thought you were Rapunzel! 1.2033 0.04612 123 104 13 6
1302 Are you sure this is the best way to do this" 1.2033 0.03992 123 100 21 2
1303 Yeah, it’s real slippery. Haven’t washed it in years. 1.2033 0.04612 123 104 13 6
1304 She did not chose you 1.2033 0.04612 123 104 13 6
1305 Well, you did say I should let my hair down more. 1.2033 0.03822 123 99 23 1
1306 You should have told me the tangles helped you climb... 1.2033 0.03822 123 99 23 1
1307 Rapunzel, Rapunzel pull-up your hair!! I’ve fallen down your golden stair! 1.2033 0.04465 123 103 15 5
1308 What do you think of the new shampoo? 1.2033 0.03822 123 99 23 1
1309 It's Rogaine you twit. 1.2033 0.04156 123 101 19 3
1310 When you need to run with scissors... 1.2033 0.04156 123 101 19 3
1311 Where did the Duke of Gloucester go? Only her hairdresser knows for sure. 1.2033 0.04465 123 103 15 5
1312 Please don't brush me off. 1.2033 0.04156 123 101 19 3
1313 If you can’t handle the hair, don’t call for it! 1.2033 0.03992 123 100 21 2
1314 Sorry. Not sorry. 1.2033 0.04465 123 103 15 5
1315 To be fair, you asked for it. 1.2033 0.04465 123 103 15 5
1316 . . . let down your golden ha. . . . EEK ! 1.2033 0.04465 123 103 15 5
1317 Shampooing daily is a slippery slope. 1.2033 0.04156 123 101 19 3
1318 There's an elevator in back. 1.2033 0.03992 123 100 21 2
1319 I don't like jokes about my hair. 1.2033 0.04156 123 101 19 3
1320 Maybe this is why fairytales are so heteronormative. 1.2033 0.04313 123 102 17 4
1321 Next time grab my nose. 1.2033 0.04313 123 102 17 4
1322 Prince Charming, Prince Charming, bring a ladder. 1.2033 0.04156 123 101 19 3
1323 The Nevacuts found novel ways to deal with their enemies, the Clipalots. 1.2033 0.04465 123 103 15 5
1324 I’ve switched to a new full body conditioner. 1.2033 0.04313 123 102 17 4
1325 Didn't you know? Rapunzel is German for "Braid it yourself." 1.2033 0.04156 123 101 19 3
1326 I promise...I won't post this on social media. 1.2017 0.04557 119 100 14 5
1327 You must be spending a fortune on shampoo 1.2017 0.04061 119 97 20 2
1328 Rather than climb my glam thick tresses, why not redesign my damn brick dresses? 1.2017 0.04233 119 98 18 3
1329 You’re wrong, sir. I CAN do a thing with my hair! 1.2017 0.04233 119 98 18 3
1330 Sorry, it's the new conditioner. 1.2017 0.04557 119 100 14 5
1331 I forgot to mention that I started using V05 hair volumizing conditioner. 1.2017 0.04398 119 99 16 4
1332 You could've brought a ladder, you know. 1.2017 0.04061 119 97 20 2
1333 What do you mean you failed at rope climbing in knight school? 1.2017 0.04557 119 100 14 5
1334 They’re doing some really cute things with up-do’s lately. 1.2017 0.04061 119 97 20 2
1335 I think I've hit a dead end. 1.2017 0.04711 119 101 12 6
1336 LOL Rapunzel but WTF? 1.2017 0.04233 119 98 18 3
1337 Watch out for the lice. 1.2017 0.04711 119 101 12 6
1338 Es,see,eye,see,see,oh,are,es. 1.2017 0.04711 119 101 12 6
1339 Wait. Am I dyeing or dying? 1.1983 0.04280 116 96 17 3
1340 Jack, whadda ya think I am, a beanstalk? 1.1983 0.04101 116 95 19 2
1341 It's all your damn fault, Sir Rogaine. 1.1983 0.04777 116 99 11 6
1342 Smart home security systems aren’t available in this area. Besides, intruders are unsuspecting of my traditional locks. 1.1983 0.04452 116 97 15 4
1343 No more house calls. 1.1983 0.04280 116 96 17 3
1344 Before you go, maybe trim a bit more off the sides! 1.1983 0.04280 116 96 17 3
1345 I forgot my safe word! 1.1983 0.04617 116 98 13 5
1346 Didn't I date you once? 1.1983 0.04280 116 96 17 3
1347 Thank goodness you're here. Can you see if I have split ends? 1.1983 0.04452 116 97 15 4
1348 Am I being wiped out by a big wave? 1.1983 0.04280 116 96 17 3
1349 I said I was going to wash you out of my hair! 1.1983 0.04617 116 98 13 5
1350 Undone by the worlds largest mullet 1.1983 0.04101 116 95 19 2
1351 This sounded like a really good plan over beers last night. 1.1983 0.04280 116 96 17 3
1352 I am tangled up in here. Don’t you use conditioner? 1.1983 0.04452 116 97 15 4
1353 From now on we'll call it (The Slippery When) "Wet Look". 1.1983 0.04101 116 95 19 2
1354 Somebody discovered gravity before Newton. 1.1983 0.04280 116 96 17 3
1355 I like the full body, Antoine, but I think it’s too soft and silky 1.1983 0.04101 116 95 19 2
1356 Where's Rapunzel when you need her? 1.1983 0.04280 116 96 17 3
1357 You better ride the wave outta here before my boyfried gets back. 1.1983 0.04101 116 95 19 2
1358 It’s Mr. Rapunzel! 1.1983 0.04452 116 97 15 4
1359 Oops - too much conditioner! 1.1983 0.04101 116 95 19 2
1360 Rapunzel, RAPUNZEL! Let me OUT of your golden hair! 1.1983 0.04101 116 95 19 2
1361 Sorry, I conditioned this week. 1.1983 0.04280 116 96 17 3
1362 "I'm due for a blowout. 1.1983 0.04280 116 96 17 3
1363 What took you so long? 1.1983 0.04452 116 97 15 4
1364 Imagine what her pubic hair looks like. 1.1983 0.04777 116 99 11 6
1365 I thought you were Sleeping Beauty 1.1983 0.04101 116 95 19 2
1366 Hurry up! My pixie cut is scheduled in an hour. 1.1983 0.04101 116 95 19 2
1367 On second thought, forget the whole thing! 1.1983 0.04617 116 98 13 5
1368 Do you like my new conditioner? 1.1983 0.04280 116 96 17 3
1369 Never mind, I thought it was Rapunzel, not Fabio! 1.1983 0.04101 116 95 19 2
1370 Rapunzel, Rapunzel, I do detect some split ends. 1.1983 0.04452 116 97 15 4
1371 Don't forget to bring back a barrel of hair conditioner, Dear. 1.1983 0.04280 116 96 17 3
1372 I imagine you have already discovered the hairpin 1.1983 0.04101 116 95 19 2
1373 Wait 'til you see the carpet. 1.1983 0.04777 116 99 11 6
1374 Let's try a braid next! 1.1983 0.04101 116 95 19 2
1375 Maybe you should rescue me later, when it’s not so humid. 1.1983 0.04280 116 96 17 3
1376 Rapunzel, when I asked you to let your hair down, I was speaking metaphorically! 1.1983 0.04280 116 96 17 3
1377 Entrapment? 1.1983 0.04452 116 97 15 4
1378 I wish you wouldn't use so much gloss. 1.1983 0.04280 116 96 17 3
1379 How many times have I told you!? This is how I wear my hair, that's all. This isn't about you." 1.1983 0.04101 116 95 19 2
1380 Trim ! , surely you jest 1.1983 0.04101 116 95 19 2
1381 You've already let me down. 1.1983 0.04280 116 96 17 3
1382 Is this what you meant by Al Dente? 1.1983 0.04617 116 98 13 5
1383 I'm sorry! I just finished conditioning. 1.1983 0.04101 116 95 19 2
1384 I could have been somebody if only I passed my court jester finals. 1.1983 0.04280 116 96 17 3
1385 Rapunzel, Rapunzel, cut off your hair! 1.1983 0.04101 116 95 19 2
1386 Your shampoo bill must be murder! 1.1983 0.04452 116 97 15 4
1387 It's called 'Hirsutism', Rapunzel. 1.1983 0.04452 116 97 15 4
1388 I'm having a bad hair day." 1.1983 0.04617 116 98 13 5
1389 OK. So I'm letting down my hair. Now what? 1.1983 0.04101 116 95 19 2
1390 Alittle less conditioner would be helpful. 1.1983 0.04280 116 96 17 3
1391 Just ignore him, and he'll be out of your hair 1.1983 0.04280 116 96 17 3
1392 Not so fast, Rap! 1.1983 0.04280 116 96 17 3
1393 Who'd you expect, Rapunzel? 1.1983 0.03914 116 94 21 1
1394 I don't know what to tell you, maybe they shouldn't have called our story 'Tangled'. 1.1983 0.04452 116 97 15 4
1395 It’s a ladder, not a slide 1.1983 0.04101 116 95 19 2
1396 Shear bliss. 1.1983 0.04452 116 97 15 4
1397 The conditioner worked. 1.1983 0.04280 116 96 17 3
1398 I think it's a wig. 1.1983 0.04452 116 97 15 4
1399 I might have overdone the volumizer! 1.1983 0.04617 116 98 13 5
1400 About time you showed up! 1.1983 0.04617 116 98 13 5
1401 Yeah, So Rapunzel’s left the castle —what can I do for you buddy? 1.1983 0.04452 116 97 15 4
1402 Hi! I''m a Democrat and I'm running for President. 1.1983 0.04617 116 98 13 5
1403 Bad hair day? 1.1983 0.04280 116 96 17 3
1404 Rapunzel, Rapunzel, I said, “Let down the hare!” 1.1983 0.04617 116 98 13 5
1405 Curses. I'm never using a dating app again. 1.1983 0.04101 116 95 19 2
1406 So sorry. I forgot to use the detangling conditioner. 1.1983 0.03914 116 94 21 1
1407 My hair is too long for a brush... This is the alternative. 1.1983 0.04101 116 95 19 2
1408 The tangles! Climb the tangles! 1.1983 0.04452 116 97 15 4
1409 I detest Barber of Seville 1.1983 0.04280 116 96 17 3
1410 You bought me the conditioner 1.1983 0.04280 116 96 17 3
1411 Mother gets scissor happy with those who get tangled. 1.1983 0.04280 116 96 17 3
1412 Mother said this was a trap. 1.1983 0.04452 116 97 15 4
1413 There's a hair in my pizza. 1.1983 0.04280 116 96 17 3
1414 Okay, the coast is clear. Send the Guatemalans down 1.1983 0.04101 116 95 19 2
1415 What's the matter buddy, you pulled it out, now put it back! 1.1983 0.04101 116 95 19 2
1416 ANOTHER Rapunzel cartoon caption!? 1.1983 0.04777 116 99 11 6
1417 Well,mister smart guy,you didn't say where. 1.1983 0.04101 116 95 19 2
1418 I guess I left the conditioner on a little too long. 1.1983 0.04280 116 96 17 3
1419 You're French; I assumed you could braid. 1.1983 0.04101 116 95 19 2
1420 You should have used a better conditioner! 1.1983 0.04617 116 98 13 5
1421 No, no...untangle from the tips and THEN work your way up. 1.1983 0.04101 116 95 19 2
1422 Ok, I lied about it being non-GMO. 1.1983 0.04452 116 97 15 4
1423 "Oh, there you are. Did you happen to see my egg salad sandwich on the way down." 1.1983 0.04101 116 95 19 2
1424 Therein rubs the lice. 1.1983 0.04617 116 98 13 5
1425 Rasputin, Rasputin, Let down your hair! 1.1983 0.04101 116 95 19 2
1426 It's my new contraceptive - hair oil! 1.1983 0.04452 116 97 15 4
1427 It's over, Dummy! That's why I changed my shampoo! 1.1983 0.04777 116 99 11 6
1428 #MeToo 1.1983 0.04777 116 99 11 6
1429 Do you think I should cut bangs? 1.1983 0.03914 116 94 21 1
1430 This is what happens after working one's way through the moat! 1.1983 0.04280 116 96 17 3
1431 And you call yourself a hairdresser! 1.1983 0.04931 116 100 9 7
1432 Just take the elevator. 1.1983 0.04452 116 97 15 4
1433 Maybe I should have taken the stairs. 1.1983 0.04101 116 95 19 2
1434 I promise you — I’m worth it. 1.1983 0.03718 116 93 23 0
1435 Get my split ends on your way out. 1.1983 0.04280 116 96 17 3
1436 Oh, sorry, I forgot to warn you, my hair can be a tidal wave of rage against the machine when it wants to be. 1.1983 0.04452 116 97 15 4
1437 That's the last time I'll believe in fairy tales. 1.1983 0.04280 116 96 17 3
1438 Can you go to the store and pick up a gallon of shampoo? 1.1983 0.03914 116 94 21 1
1439 Methinks we need a higher tower. 1.1983 0.04452 116 97 15 4
1440 I guess buying a shampoo with a 'Glisten like an ice cap' effect wasn't a good idea. 1.1983 0.04777 116 99 11 6
1441 I told you the extensions wouldn't hold. 1.1983 0.04280 116 96 17 3
1442 You'll get used to it after some conditioning. 1.1983 0.04280 116 96 17 3
1443 Would braids make it easier for you? 1.1983 0.03914 116 94 21 1
1444 I should have skipped the conditioner this morning! 1.1983 0.04617 116 98 13 5
1445 One of us needs to wake up from this nightmare, now! 1.1983 0.04280 116 96 17 3
1446 Sorry. New crème rinse. 1.1983 0.04101 116 95 19 2
1447 Sorry, I tried a new conditioner this morning. 1.1983 0.04452 116 97 15 4
1448 Is this my brush with death? 1.1983 0.04280 116 96 17 3
1449 Unconditional love, unconditioned flow. 1.1983 0.04617 116 98 13 5
1450 Rapunzel, what do you mean your preferred pronoun is Him? 1.1982 0.04758 111 94 12 5
1451 It is quite like a Venus flytrap, now that you mention it. 1.1966 0.04070 117 96 19 2
1452 My escape has been unraveled. 1.1930 0.04294 114 95 16 3
1453 The real difference between us is that while I always let my hair down, you only ever let me down. 1.1930 0.04109 114 94 18 2
1454 Rapunzel realizes she needs the shampoo for oily hair. 1.1930 0.04471 114 96 14 4
1455 Sorry! It must be my new conditioner. 1.1930 0.04471 114 96 14 4
1456 What do you mean, you forgot my name? Rapunzel, rappel. You want a simpler mnemonic? 1.1930 0.04642 114 97 12 5
1457 Don't expect that to be the last struggle you'll have with my hair. 1.1930 0.04471 114 96 14 4
1458 Thou shalt use conditioner! 1.1930 0.04294 114 95 16 3
1459 Oh boy... hair we go again. 1.1930 0.04294 114 95 16 3
1460 Sorry mate. I was looking for Rapunzel. 1.1930 0.04471 114 96 14 4
1461 Rapunzel, although I love you, your hair is a bit too overwhelming. 1.1930 0.04109 114 94 18 2
1462 So, maybe I'll switch back to my non-volumizing shampoo... 1.1930 0.04294 114 95 16 3
1463 Maybe I’ll just stay here. I’d hate to see your legs. 1.1930 0.04294 114 95 16 3
1464 My bad, I over-conditioned. 1.1930 0.04109 114 94 18 2
1465 The stylist said my hair needed to more body 1.1930 0.04471 114 96 14 4
1466 Sure there’s no privacy, but the rent is cheap. 1.1930 0.04471 114 96 14 4
1467 Too much of a good thing? 1.1930 0.04109 114 94 18 2
1468 My stylist told me not to wash the conditioner out until tomorrow. 1.1930 0.04471 114 96 14 4
1469 I used a conditioner that guaranteed no split ends. 1.1930 0.04109 114 94 18 2
1470 The "Locks of Love" representative didn't know what he was in for... 1.1930 0.04294 114 95 16 3
1471 Sorry, I guess you get twice the let-downs you asked for. 1.1930 0.04294 114 95 16 3
1472 Tresemme Foaming Mousse. Why? 1.1930 0.03916 114 93 20 1
1473 I shall need a fork and a spoon 1.1930 0.04294 114 95 16 3
1474 Sorry, I used too much conditioner! 1.1930 0.04294 114 95 16 3
1475 Almost cut my hair Happened just the other day It's gettin' kind of long I could've said it was in my way 1.1930 0.04294 114 95 16 3
1476 Good thing I did't braid it today. 1.1930 0.04294 114 95 16 3
1477 This is a letdown. 1.1930 0.04471 114 96 14 4
1478 That new cream conditioner really works! 1.1930 0.04294 114 95 16 3
1479 You drop the scissors? 1.1930 0.04642 114 97 12 5
1480 The Repunzslide 1.1930 0.03916 114 93 20 1
1481 Rapunzel barber fail. 1.1930 0.04642 114 97 12 5
1482 Whoa! What a letdown.” 1.1930 0.04471 114 96 14 4
1483 What would you propose? 1.1930 0.04109 114 94 18 2
1484 Maybe less conditioner? 1.1930 0.04294 114 95 16 3
1485 You need to layer it before you add highlights. 1.1927 0.04219 109 90 17 2
1486 Static? What static? 1.1927 0.04013 109 89 19 1
1487 Sorry. I've been using that new volumizer shampoo. 1.1892 0.04527 111 94 13 4
1488 Sorry, I'm having a bad hair day.... 1.1892 0.04150 111 92 17 2
1489 Too much conditioner for you to handle? 1.1892 0.04343 111 93 15 3
1490 I can't do anything with it today. It is like it has a mind of its own. 1.1892 0.04343 111 93 15 3
1491 No ladder, no hand in marriage you moron. 1.1892 0.04343 111 93 15 3
1492 I don't think this is what my therapist meant when she told me to "try and enjoy the process." 1.1892 0.03948 111 91 19 1
1493 This isn't the Disney version. 1.1892 0.04705 111 95 11 5
1494 At least it's not a bad hair day! 1.1892 0.04343 111 93 15 3
1495 Do you have any idea how long it would take to braid all of this? 1.1892 0.04527 111 94 13 4
1496 Sorry, I've been out of detangler for a while. 1.1892 0.04527 111 94 13 4
1497 My god! A complete letdown! 1.1892 0.04527 111 94 13 4
1498 Now do you want to climb my hair again and end up like all the other Prince Charmings, or do you just wanna use the ladder around the back? 1.1892 0.04343 111 93 15 3
1499 I thought you meant it figuratively. 1.1892 0.03948 111 91 19 1
1500 Rapunzel dis-TRESSES suitor. 1.1892 0.04343 111 93 15 3
1501 The style is called "Hair Tsunami." What do you think? 1.1892 0.04150 111 92 17 2
1502 I came up here to get overbearing men out of my hair. I should've known it wouldn't work. 1.1892 0.04705 111 95 11 5
1503 Then again.. 1.1892 0.04343 111 93 15 3
1504 That hair growth shampoo I sold her last year really works. 1.1892 0.04527 111 94 13 4
1505 Sweetheart, I'm a lover, not a climber like the other guy.... 1.1892 0.04343 111 93 15 3
1506 I TOLD you I was having a bad hair day! 1.1892 0.04705 111 95 11 5
1507 No Mademoiselle, I said haricot vert not hair cover... 1.1892 0.03948 111 91 19 1
1508 Only your hairdresser knows for sure! Is that the best you can come up with? 1.1892 0.04150 111 92 17 2
1509 The award for best adaptation goes to “I’m gonna wash that man right out of my hair” 1.1892 0.04705 111 95 11 5
1510 Thought you had hair balls, not hair falls. 1.1892 0.04527 111 94 13 4
1511 Stop jumping into my hair!! This isn’t a leaf pile!! 1.1892 0.04527 111 94 13 4
1512 Before ascending my golden stair, would thou mind trimming a few of those spilt ends off? 1.1892 0.04705 111 95 11 5
1513 I think you need to start using a tangle free shampoo. 1.1892 0.04527 111 94 13 4
1514 Try again, but this time use thy legs!" 1.1892 0.04343 111 93 15 3
1515 Sorry, Sir, during rinse we ran out of your favourite super-duper frizz defy detangle conditioner. Suresh Mehta, Mississauga, ON. Canada 1.1892 0.04705 111 95 11 5
1516 Cutting edge technology: Parting clips. A hair razing. By appointment. Coming to your favorite salon soon. 1.1892 0.04705 111 95 11 5
1517 Entangled in yet another Rapunzel comic... 1.1892 0.04150 111 92 17 2
1518 Rapunzel can’t come out today. I’ll send my hair right down! 1.1892 0.04343 111 93 15 3
1519 Shit. Shit. Shit. Sorry. Shit. 1.1892 0.04705 111 95 11 5
1520 It seems thou is using too much conditioner! 1.1892 0.04343 111 93 15 3
1521 What conditioner did you use? 1.1892 0.04527 111 94 13 4
1522 Perhaps a little less argan oil, my lady. 1.1892 0.03948 111 91 19 1
1523 So sorry. My doc miscalculated my stem cell treatment. 1.1892 0.04343 111 93 15 3
1524 Sorry, thought you were the interested guy. 1.1892 0.04343 111 93 15 3
1525 Why do you think they call it a fall? 1.1892 0.04527 111 94 13 4
1526 Please brush this embarrassing moment off . 1.1852 0.04393 108 91 14 3
1527 Pageboys are not what they used to be. 1.1852 0.03755 108 88 20 0
1528 My new conditioner said "silky and shiny," but nothing about slippery. 1.1852 0.04191 108 90 16 2
1529 I may have gone a little overboard with the extensions 1.1852 0.04393 108 91 14 3
1530 Man bun overboard! 1.1852 0.04585 108 92 12 4
1531 Gotcha! 1.1852 0.04585 108 92 12 4
1532 I suggest you say please the next time you ask me to let down my hair. 1.1852 0.04393 108 91 14 3
1533 If you can't get a grip on my hair, at least get a grip on yourself! 1.1852 0.04393 108 91 14 3
1534 Get out of my extensions! You’re making me look bad. 1.1852 0.04585 108 92 12 4
1535 Nevermind the split ends, just CLIMB! 1.1852 0.04585 108 92 12 4
1536 Dearest stylist, I’m afraid I have to cut you loose. 1.1852 0.04393 108 91 14 3
1537 From afar I saw a beautiful princess trapped for yrs in need of rescue But as my nose grew closer I thought no plumbing.... screw it she’s there for a reason 1.1852 0.04948 108 94 8 6
1538 Marry me and you'll be King Rogaine! 1.1852 0.04585 108 92 12 4
1539 Do you remember how I mentioned I was going to try a new conditioner? 1.1852 0.04191 108 90 16 2
1540 She's at 12 Hadley Rd! This is 12 Hurley! Hadley is what you want! 1.1852 0.03979 108 89 18 1
1541 Better: She gets a buzz cut and I bring my rock climbing gear 1.1852 0.04393 108 91 14 3
1542 Come back & try again in 1890 when they invent the curling iron. 1.1852 0.04191 108 90 16 2
1543 No jokes funny man. My Rogaine is totally our of control! 1.1852 0.04770 108 93 10 5
1544 Now I realize why you always wore your hair up. 1.1852 0.04191 108 90 16 2
1545 My love ... I see you discovered biotin. 1.1852 0.04585 108 92 12 4
1546 Great you've finally let down your hair! I've been stuck in there forever" 1.1852 0.04191 108 90 16 2
1547 Ivanka, can I just leave him a message? 1.1852 0.03979 108 89 18 1
1548 I'm waiting for a man who's smart enough to step aside until my tresses fall. 1.1852 0.03979 108 89 18 1
1549 Let down your hair! Let down your hair! Not throw down your hair! 1.1852 0.03979 108 89 18 1
1550 Can you tell these are extensions? 1.1852 0.04948 108 94 8 6
1551 I tested out a new hair conditioner last night... 1.1852 0.04191 108 90 16 2
1552 When I said I'm swept away by your beauty, I didn't realize what your hat was hiding . . . 1.1852 0.03638 108 90 17 1
1553 Blame my conditioner all you want. You can't climb for beans! 1.1852 0.04393 108 91 14 3
1554 Sorry but my new shampoo did say extra volume. 1.1852 0.03979 108 89 18 1
1555 The true story of Rapunzel the witch. 1.1852 0.04293 108 93 11 4
1556 You call that a 'toe-curling' ride? 1.1852 0.04770 108 93 10 5
1557 I don't care if you are "The" Barber of Seville, you're not marrying my daughter! 1.1852 0.04770 108 93 10 5
1558 They’re waterfall bangs... there hard to climb, but fun to slide down. 1.1852 0.04585 108 92 12 4
1559 RAPUNZLE! AT LEAST WASH IT FIRST! 1.1852 0.04585 108 92 12 4
1560 Yikes! You used that darn conditioner again!!!!!!!! 1.1852 0.04191 108 90 16 2
1561 Sorry, George. I think it's that new conditioner I've been using. 1.1852 0.04585 108 92 12 4
1562 It's called Death by Hairball 1.1852 0.03979 108 89 18 1
1563 The "Malibu Hard Water Treatment" gets rid of lots of stuff. 1.1852 0.04191 108 90 16 2
1564 Sorry, I've been meaning to see a barber, but they don't make housecalls in fairy tales anymore. 1.1852 0.04191 108 90 16 2
1565 How's that for sweeping you off your feet? 1.1852 0.04393 108 91 14 3
1566 Whoops! Sorry Harry, my new hair gel is also a birth control lubricant. 1.1852 0.04393 108 91 14 3
1567 You'd be easier to rescue if you didn't use conditioner. Jill Rogers, Brookhaven, GA 1.1852 0.04191 108 90 16 2
1568 My new shampoo has a "volumizing" agent. 1.1852 0.04393 108 91 14 3
1569 I'm having a really 'bad hair day'! 1.1852 0.04191 108 90 16 2
1570 Sorry. I'm having a '"Bad hair! Bad, bad!" day. 1.1852 0.04585 108 92 12 4
1571 Better call 911; I'm stuck to the mousse. 1.1852 0.04585 108 92 12 4
1572 Uh, maybe a pony tail would help free me? 1.1852 0.04393 108 91 14 3
1573 Just a little off the top. 1.1852 0.04393 108 91 14 3
1574 You better believe me when I say, “I’m gonna wash that man right out of my hair 1.1852 0.03979 108 89 18 1
1575 I never understood it, but now I know what they meant by over-conditioning, your hair is too smooth to climb. 1.1852 0.04191 108 90 16 2
1576 After all that, it was her FATHER!!!!! Fake News!!!!! 1.1852 0.04393 108 91 14 3
1577 My beard isn't that heavy. 1.1852 0.04393 108 91 14 3
1578 I told you not to slide down. 1.1852 0.04191 108 90 16 2
1579 Did I use too much conditioner? 1.1852 0.04585 108 92 12 4
1580 The new shampoo was supposed to give my hair more bounce. 1.1852 0.04585 108 92 12 4
1581 I told you to push the Lobby button, not Garage. 1.1852 0.04770 108 93 10 5
1582 Your new hair conditioner is GREAT! Smoother than a water slide! 1.1852 0.04191 108 90 16 2
1583 You said, Let down your hair. 1.1852 0.04191 108 90 16 2
1584 Who knew viagra would work like this?! 1.1852 0.04191 108 90 16 2
1585 This is like climbing a waterfall. You've used too much conditioner. I need split ends for traction. 1.1852 0.04948 108 94 8 6
1586 Keep going and turn left at the first pigtail 1.1852 0.04393 108 91 14 3
1587 It's overwhelming at first, but wait 'til you see what I can do with straw! 1.1852 0.04393 108 91 14 3
1588 Rupunzel: The hairy tale. 1.1852 0.04191 108 90 16 2
1589 You ain’t nothin’ but a corn dog, sliding all the time 1.1852 0.04393 108 91 14 3
1590 Damn! Still in dis dress!" 1.1852 0.04191 108 90 16 2
1591 I was hoping a full body shampoo would rescue my hair 1.1852 0.04393 108 91 14 3
1592 Be careful, the Mastodon milk conditioner is a little slippery 1.1852 0.04393 108 91 14 3
1593 When you surf my perm, Robin, you remove its wave. 1.1852 0.04948 108 94 8 6
1594 Sorry! I used a new silk shampoo. 1.1852 0.03979 108 89 18 1
1595 Whilst thou are in there, can thou find my Volkswagen? 1.1852 0.04191 108 90 16 2
1596 I asked the stylist for a 'golden stair' look, not a tidal wave. 1.1852 0.04393 108 91 14 3
1597 Blokes can be in distress too,you know." 1.1852 0.04393 108 91 14 3
1598 Seriously, isn't it time to make some changes to your high-protein diet? 1.1852 0.04393 108 91 14 3
1599 Lucky for you I just cut my bangs 1.1852 0.03755 108 88 20 0
1600 I borrowed Rapunzel's shampoo. 1.1852 0.03755 108 88 20 0
1601 'No' means 'NO. 1.1852 0.04393 108 91 14 3
1602 Perhaps your Big Hairy Audacious Goal was a little too audacious, Sir. 1.1852 0.03979 108 89 18 1
1603 Dammit Rapunzel one braid will do. 1.1852 0.04393 108 91 14 3
1604 If you want me up there you'll need to change your conditioner " 1.1852 0.03979 108 89 18 1
1605 Rapunzel takes first prize in the Halloween contest with her giant corn cob costume. 1.1852 0.04393 108 91 14 3
1606 A Trans Tale: When Rapunzel let down their Hair 1.1852 0.04585 108 92 12 4
1607 My hair color is light auburn brown, you buffoon - not dirty blonde! 1.1852 0.04585 108 92 12 4
1608 Keep looking. My comb is in there somewhere. 1.1852 0.03979 108 89 18 1
1609 Let's clear the hair and talk seriously about our relationship. 1.1852 0.04585 108 92 12 4
1610 If thou didst love me, thou wouldst bring conditioner and a ladder. 1.1852 0.04191 108 90 16 2
1611 Talk about a bad hair day. 1.1852 0.04770 108 93 10 5
1612 hairnet 1.1852 0.04191 108 90 16 2
1613 By the way I just tried a smoother conditioner. 1.1852 0.03979 108 89 18 1
1614 Instead of Quick Sand Its Quick Strand. 1.1852 0.04585 108 92 12 4
1615 'Try using less conditioner!' 1.1852 0.03979 108 89 18 1
1616 I climbed up and saw that ugly broad and slid right down. 1.1852 0.04585 108 92 12 4
1617 Too much conditioner I guess 1.1852 0.04191 108 90 16 2
1618 Sorry. My father made me start using a conditioner. 1.1852 0.04191 108 90 16 2
1619 Your brother-in-law Pinocchio also told me not to be alarmed 1.1852 0.04191 108 90 16 2
1620 Sorry! Must be the new conditioner I've been using... 1.1852 0.04393 108 91 14 3
1621 As advertised, no tangles. 1.1852 0.04393 108 91 14 3
1622 I think you have to do braids” 1.1852 0.04191 108 90 16 2
1623 Too soon? 1.1852 0.04770 108 93 10 5
1624 Do the backstroke! 1.1792 0.04196 106 89 15 2
1625 Okay, that's fine. Let your hair back up. 1.1792 0.04196 106 89 15 2
1626 I'll be so glad when his Guinness Book record length hair extensions attempt is over! 1.1792 0.04196 106 89 15 2
1627 Once upon a time, there was a product...” 1.1792 0.03976 106 88 17 1
1628 The birth of passive-aggressive. 1.1792 0.04405 106 90 13 3
1629 I hope the curtains don’t match the carpet. 1.1792 0.04196 106 89 15 2
1630 She's getting desperate. 1.1792 0.04604 106 91 11 4
1631 Where did you get the coconut oil? 1.1792 0.03743 106 87 19 0
1632 Great volume. New product? 1.1792 0.03976 106 88 17 1
1633 Where's a good locksmith when you need one? 1.1792 0.04405 106 90 13 3
1634 #DetanglerFail 1.1792 0.04795 106 92 9 5
1635 I think our relationship may be coming to split ends. 1.1792 0.03743 106 87 19 0
1636 I can't rescue you. The tower has too many locks. 1.1792 0.04196 106 89 15 2
1637 Sorry, but since I started taking Rogaine my hair grows more rapidly than anyone can climb it. 1.1792 0.03743 106 87 19 0
1638 Sorry, I just washed it. 1.1792 0.04405 106 90 13 3
1639 I said French braid, not fishtail! Have you been seeing other princesses? 1.1792 0.04979 106 93 7 6
1640 Enough with the volumizing conditioner, already! 1.1792 0.04405 106 90 13 3
1641 Yes, I really think your lice can be a problem 1.1792 0.04604 106 91 11 4
1642 Rapunzel, Rapunzel, tie up your hair. 1.1792 0.04196 106 89 15 2
1643 So, what did you want me to do -- let down a hair? 1.1792 0.04405 106 90 13 3
1644 Couldst thou not braid it first? 1.1792 0.03976 106 88 17 1
1645 Hardy hair hair" yourself, notso funnyman.. 1.1792 0.04604 106 91 11 4
1646 Last week we were doing The Nutcracker, this week it's Game of Thrones. 1.1792 0.04196 106 89 15 2
1647 You seem a bit let down. 1.1792 0.04196 106 89 15 2
1648 I should've known that conditioner would reduced the grip 1.1792 0.04196 106 89 15 2
1649 Rapunsel, Rapunsel, take up your hair! 1.1792 0.04795 106 92 9 5
1650 Get out and never darken my hair again! 1.1792 0.03976 106 88 17 1
1651 Yon fair prince was gobsmacked by the first documented "hair-flip" in Grimm history 1.1792 0.04405 106 90 13 3
1652 I'm going to be the dead in these ends, aren't I? 1.1792 0.04196 106 89 15 2
1653 It's not my hair. It's my receipt from Duane Reade. 1.1792 0.04405 106 90 13 3
1654 You asked me to open up. 1.1792 0.04604 106 91 11 4
1655 Rapulzel, PLEASE, lay off the "silky smooth" cream rinse! 1.1792 0.04405 106 90 13 3
1656 Rapunzel, your tresses are the cause of my distresses. 1.1792 0.03976 106 88 17 1
1657 Sorry, it's my argan oil detangler. 1.1792 0.04405 106 90 13 3
1658 These lice just keep getting bigger and juicier! 1.1792 0.04405 106 90 13 3
1659 Rent was cheap because there's no elevator. 1.1792 0.04196 106 89 15 2
1660 Baby, you got to cut back on the Rogain. 1.1792 0.04405 106 90 13 3
1661 How many more days until the water park reopens? 1.1792 0.03976 106 88 17 1
1662 Another Rapunzel cartoon? This is relevant how? 1.1792 0.04196 106 89 15 2
1663 I told you before: I'm not interested in what you're selling. 1.1792 0.04604 106 91 11 4
1664 Those split ends can be a real awakening. 1.1792 0.04405 106 90 13 3
1665 I must have used too much conditioner this morning. 1.1792 0.04604 106 91 11 4
1666 Rapunzel, Rapunzel... You really need to cut your hair. 1.1792 0.04405 106 90 13 3
1667 Well, I'm sorry. You should have known I would have to mousse my hair at some point. 1.1792 0.04405 106 90 13 3
1668 Next time, go lighter on the hair conditioner. 1.1792 0.04196 106 89 15 2
1669 Oops, did I use to much product again? 1.1792 0.04196 106 89 15 2
1670 Oh no! 1.1792 0.04405 106 90 13 3
1671 If I'd have known you were coming, I wouldn't have opted for the cream rinse. 1.1792 0.03976 106 88 17 1
1672 On these humid days, my hair has a mind of its own. 1.1748 0.04236 103 87 14 2
1673 I’m not smothering you with hair because I want to steal your shoes, but I’m not NOT doing that. 1.1731 0.04415 104 89 12 3
1674 I thought you requested conditions. 1.1731 0.04415 104 89 12 3
1675 I said just the tip. 1.1731 0.04415 104 89 12 3
1676 There's not much to work with so I used a thickener. 1.1731 0.04415 104 89 12 3
1677 Maybe I used too much product... 1.1731 0.04199 104 88 14 2
1678 Rapunzel, Rapunzel Cut back on the Rogaine 1.1731 0.04415 104 89 12 3
1679 Rapunzel, Rapunzel, let down your golden hair detangler. 1.1731 0.03970 104 87 16 1
1680 Okay okay! I'll call you Princess Harry! 1.1731 0.04199 104 88 14 2
1681 OMG, is it time fore Wigstock already? 1.1731 0.05010 104 92 6 6
1682 Oh Boy, that was hairy! 1.1731 0.04415 104 89 12 3
1683 Your hair is more silky, and the shine, ooh la la. 1.1731 0.04199 104 88 14 2
1684 What elevator? . 1.1731 0.04415 104 89 12 3
1685 The braids just weren't the look I was going for anymore. 1.1731 0.04415 104 89 12 3
1686 Sorry, my new conditioner is amazing. 1.1731 0.04199 104 88 14 2
1687 Giant corn. So hard to shuck." 1.1731 0.04415 104 89 12 3
1688 Death is not the end. 1.1731 0.04820 104 91 8 5
1689 What's next for me, hair balls? 1.1731 0.04415 104 89 12 3
1690 Don't be afraid, I swear my pubes aren't as bad! 1.1731 0.04199 104 88 14 2
1691 Its not too late to try some product. 1.1731 0.04622 104 90 10 4
1692 They never should have banned snow boarding. 1.1731 0.04622 104 90 10 4
1693 Oh, wait. Did you say Rapunzel, Rapunzel? She's two towers over. 1.1731 0.04199 104 88 14 2
1694 I said Descheveler! 1.1731 0.04622 104 90 10 4
1695 Rapunsel, you used too much creme rinse! 1.1731 0.04415 104 89 12 3
1696 Looks like he needs some detangler! 1.1731 0.04415 104 89 12 3
1697 When hair gets some body 1.1731 0.04415 104 89 12 3
1698 Would you consider pigtails? 1.1731 0.03970 104 87 16 1
1699 Rapunzel, my love, did you just condition? 1.1731 0.03970 104 87 16 1
1700 Sorry Rapunzel, I didn't bring my hedge-clipper" 1.1731 0.04199 104 88 14 2
1701 I'm sorry but my hair needs to feed. 1.1731 0.04199 104 88 14 2
1702 Whoa...new improved hair conditioner? 1.1731 0.04199 104 88 14 2
1703 Alfredo this is not a drill 1.1731 0.03970 104 87 16 1
1704 There's more where that came from. 1.1731 0.04415 104 89 12 3
1705 Hair's to looking at you kid. 1.1731 0.04199 104 88 14 2
1706 I was expecting Grubhub. 1.1731 0.04622 104 90 10 4
1707 Perhaps you should come back with 50 gallons of conditioner. 1.1731 0.04199 104 88 14 2
1708 oh yeah...i didn't tie off the braid 1.1731 0.04199 104 88 14 2
1709 Are you going to be like this every time? 1.1731 0.04415 104 89 12 3
1710 I gave you my life & all you wanted was Rosemary. 1.1731 0.04415 104 89 12 3
1711 What did you expect? I haven't seen you in years! 1.1731 0.04820 104 91 8 5
1712 We need a change. I'm going to start wearing it up. 1.1731 0.04415 104 89 12 3
1713 Sorry. I just did my hot oil treatment. 1.1731 0.04415 104 89 12 3
1714 Why can't find a shine-enhancing conditioner that also has adequate hold? 1.1731 0.04622 104 90 10 4
1715 Man, gentle! 1.1731 0.03970 104 87 16 1
1716 Rapunzel’s father follows the advice of South Pacific’s Nellie Forbush to rid his daughter of suitors. 1.1731 0.04415 104 89 12 3
1717 I told you to use crampons. 1.1731 0.04415 104 89 12 3
1718 My new conditioner promised body and control. 1.1731 0.04415 104 89 12 3
1719 Just thought maybe you'd trim it on the (gender) bias. 1.1731 0.04415 104 89 12 3
1720 Don't worry. Medi-Hair will cover it. 1.1731 0.03970 104 87 16 1
1721 I found another woman's hair in the sink. 1.1731 0.04622 104 90 10 4
1722 Sorry for the slip'ry, should've rinsed twice! 1.1731 0.04415 104 89 12 3
1723 Hey, Ma, how do you like this promo for the Niagara hairstyle? 1.1731 0.04622 104 90 10 4
1724 Sorry, it’s so humid. Speaking of humidity, this chastity belt is still on... 1.1731 0.04415 104 89 12 3
1725 There's just something about the dulcet tone of your dulcimer that makes me want to let my hair down. 1.1700 0.04726 100 87 9 4
1726 I guess it's time for a haircut. 1.1700 0.04726 100 87 9 4
1727 Your new conditioner makes your hair look amazing - but impossible to climb! 1.1700 0.04034 100 84 15 1
1728 Rapunzel is not here. I’m her sister Repulsive. 1.1700 0.04507 100 86 11 3
1729 Let it up! Let it up! 1.1700 0.04507 100 86 11 3
1730 Too much conditioner Rapunzel!!! 1.1700 0.04034 100 84 15 1
1731 Wow, the Rogaine really worked! 1.1700 0.04277 100 85 13 2
1732 Sorry, it's the conditioner. 1.1700 0.03775 100 83 17 0
1733 Did I use too much conditioner this morning? 1.1700 0.04034 100 84 15 1
1734 Can you tell I’ve been taking my Biotin? 1.1700 0.04034 100 84 15 1
1735 Enough, already, Rapunzel. 1.1700 0.04277 100 85 13 2
1736 Rapunzel, my darling, the aroma of your conditioner is overpowering !! 1.1700 0.04726 100 87 9 4
1737 Locks of Love is going to be thrilled. 1.1700 0.04507 100 86 11 3
1738 Since I'm letting it all out, I also think your mother still thinks you should have stayed set your sights on a higher tower and prettier princess 1.1700 0.04277 100 85 13 2
1739 Sorry- I thought a little dab would do me 1.1700 0.04507 100 86 11 3
1740 Once upon a time, long before the Western World worshipped at the altar of the pursuit of happiness, there once was a land known as the hirsute of unhappiness. 1.1700 0.04507 100 86 11 3
1741 What do you expect after 400 years in this tower with no hair stylist? 1.1700 0.04277 100 85 13 2
1742 Did you say, "let down your hair", or "let your hair down?" 1.1700 0.04034 100 84 15 1
1743 Jeez....They're building hair walls for court jesters? 1.1700 0.04277 100 85 13 2
1744 Guess I should have skipped my usual hot oil treatment..... 1.1700 0.03775 100 83 17 0
1745 I snagged an endorsement deal for a hair volumizer. 1.1700 0.04034 100 84 15 1
1746 Quicker than the elevator! 1.1700 0.03775 100 83 17 0
1747 But my hair is longer than Rapunzel's! 1.1700 0.04277 100 85 13 2
1748 You think it’s so easy to find a good shampoo for 200 year old hair? 1.1700 0.04507 100 86 11 3
1749 Looks like Lord Hairston really got caught up in a hairy situation this time. 1.1700 0.04277 100 85 13 2
1750 Oops! Too much creme rinse led to a slippery slope. 1.1700 0.04507 100 86 11 3
1751 I may have to stop using conditioner. 1.1700 0.04277 100 85 13 2
1752 Sorry! It’s that new conditioner I’m using. 1.1700 0.04726 100 87 9 4
1753 Better hurry; my clock is ticking. 1.1700 0.04034 100 84 15 1
1754 I said do a weave not a wave. 1.1700 0.04935 100 88 7 5
1755 Let me grab the detangler. 1.1700 0.04277 100 85 13 2
1756 New spokesmodel for 'Sleek and Shiny' hair care products: "Another one bites the dust!!" 1.1700 0.04277 100 85 13 2
1757 If you want to be rescued, You need to lay-off the hair gel. 1.1700 0.04507 100 86 11 3
1758 That new hair cream is very slippery! 1.1700 0.04507 100 86 11 3
1759 You know what they say...hair today, gone tomorrow. 1.1700 0.04507 100 86 11 3
1760 My hairdresser was on vacation. 1.1700 0.04277 100 85 13 2
1761 Not a fan of feng shui, huh? 1.1700 0.04277 100 85 13 2
1762 Who knew she had a permanent wave??? 1.1700 0.04277 100 85 13 2
1763 Wow! Do you use conditioner? 1.1700 0.04277 100 85 13 2
1764 The label on the hair softener warned that the hair would be unsuited for climbing 1.1700 0.04034 100 84 15 1
1765 Maybe it's the new conditioner 1.1700 0.04034 100 84 15 1
1766 Did you bring the conditioner this time? 1.1700 0.04507 100 86 11 3
1767 It's great that you've come to rescue me, but did you bring any conditioner? 1.1700 0.04507 100 86 11 3
1768 Darling ... Everytime I behold you I seem to be swept off my feet...! 1.1700 0.04277 100 85 13 2
1769 I’m gonna wash that ombré right outta my hair. 1.1700 0.04507 100 86 11 3
1770 Don’t ask, Dr. says it’s a side effect of my longer eyelash prescription 1.1700 0.04277 100 85 13 2
1771 ``You don't bring flowers, nitwit. You bring shampoo.'' 1.1700 0.04726 100 87 9 4
1772 I only hope my split ends didn't make it a rough ride. 1.1700 0.04507 100 86 11 3
1773 Well, at least I'm stuck in the drapes and not the carpet. 1.1700 0.04277 100 85 13 2
1774 I guess I might have over-conditioned... 1.1700 0.04277 100 85 13 2
1775 I knew I needed to cut down on the conditioner. 1.1700 0.04277 100 85 13 2
1776 This is the 10th time this has happened. 1.1700 0.03775 100 83 17 0
1777 Thank goodness for “Tangle Free” hair products! 1.1700 0.04277 100 85 13 2
1778 But you said braids are not a trend this summer 1.1649 0.04318 97 83 12 2
1779 Well this is let down 1.1649 0.04318 97 83 12 2
1780 And they lived nappy never after... 1.1649 0.04560 97 84 10 3
1781 Well, that was a hairy ride. 1.1649 0.04318 97 83 12 2
1782 I know, I have to find a taller monument" 1.1649 0.04061 97 82 14 1
1783 if it makes you feel any better, you're not the first to be trapped in my volumizing hair mousse. 1.1649 0.04061 97 82 14 1
1784 Sorry about the texture. I have the darndest time finding conditioner in 55 gallon drums. 1.1649 0.04789 97 85 8 4
1785 Mean, ugly and built like a brick __ house. My kind of woman. 1.1649 0.04318 97 83 12 2
1786 Welcome to The Conditioner Challenge. 1.1649 0.04061 97 82 14 1
1787 Rapunzel, Rapunzel...enough already! 1.1649 0.04318 97 83 12 2
1788 Somehow I knew Rapunzel's father would foil my attempt. 1.1649 0.04560 97 84 10 3
1789 The witch told me it would make my hair more manageable! 1.1649 0.03788 97 81 16 0
1790 That's it. No more full-bodied hair treatments at the salon! 1.1649 0.03788 97 81 16 0
1791 Perhaps I overdid the conditioner. 1.1649 0.04318 97 83 12 2
1792 That's a Rap, Rump. 1.1649 0.04789 97 85 8 4
1793 I liked you better when you had curls. 1.1649 0.04318 97 83 12 2
1794 Boy, will Mr. Trump be happy to know I caught another one! 1.1649 0.04061 97 82 14 1
1795 I thought you were training for this, Prince! 1.1649 0.04318 97 83 12 2
1796 You either agree to marry me or I smother you! 1.1649 0.04318 97 83 12 2
1797 I told you chalk powder is only for rock climbing" 1.1649 0.04789 97 85 8 4
1798 I have a contract with Stradivarius. 1.1649 0.04318 97 83 12 2
1799 Flowing locks indeed! 1.1649 0.03788 97 81 16 0
1800 Are you gonna unlock yourself or what? 1.1649 0.04789 97 85 8 4
1801 The moment “based on a true story “ was invented 1.1649 0.04318 97 83 12 2
1802 I told you to hide, not slide! 1.1649 0.04061 97 82 14 1
1803 No lice here. Send in the next one 1.1649 0.04061 97 82 14 1
1804 TMI 1.1649 0.04318 97 83 12 2
1805 So sorry... I promise you, once we're married I'll give up the weave. 1.1649 0.05009 97 86 6 5
1806 God Bless you 1.1649 0.04560 97 84 10 3
1807 Wait’ll you see the rest! 1.1649 0.04560 97 84 10 3
1808 I’ll just wait for the next prince. 1.1649 0.04318 97 83 12 2
1809 Your Keratin treatment is working. 1.1649 0.04061 97 82 14 1
1810 You said you liked it al dente. 1.1649 0.04061 97 82 14 1
1811 I didn’t mean ALL your hair! 1.1649 0.04061 97 82 14 1
1812 NEXT TIME BRING FLOWERS INSTEAD OF CONDITIONER 1.1649 0.04318 97 83 12 2
1813 What will I tell my chiropractor?” 1.1649 0.04061 97 82 14 1
1814 Your new extensions are under here somewhere. 1.1649 0.03788 97 81 16 0
1815 Rapunzel, Rapunzel, let your hair get cut and buy a rope while you're in the village. 1.1649 0.04061 97 82 14 1
1816 I guess it's a good thing that society has already deconstructed the damsel-in-distress trope, otherwise you would really be in trouble. 1.1649 0.04318 97 83 12 2
1817 My hair guru, Donald Trump, told me to tell you that if you don't look like me, you can't come in. 1.1649 0.04789 97 85 8 4
1818 Calgon take me away. 1.1649 0.03788 97 81 16 0
1819 There’s really no future in these Camelot theme parks. 1.1649 0.04318 97 83 12 2
1820 Rapunzel having a bad hair day... 1.1649 0.04318 97 83 12 2
1821 Allow me to rephrase... 1.1649 0.03788 97 81 16 0
1822 Trying to get to the top is a hairy situation. 1.1649 0.04318 97 83 12 2
1823 Has anyone seen my fiancée? 1.1649 0.03788 97 81 16 0
1824 With all of my cross fit training, I thought this would be easier. 1.1649 0.04318 97 83 12 2
1825 For the hundredth time, I sent for the BARBER of Seville, not the Barista of Sherwood! 1.1649 0.04318 97 83 12 2
1826 My mistake! 1.1649 0.04789 97 85 8 4
1827 Thanks, I grew it myself! 1.1649 0.04318 97 83 12 2
1828 Sometimes the fool would get caught up in the King's antics. 1.1649 0.04061 97 82 14 1
1829 You don't happen to have a scrunchy do you? 1.1649 0.04560 97 84 10 3
1830 Like my new weave? 1.1649 0.04560 97 84 10 3
1831 I told you, 'a little dab'll do ya'! 1.1649 0.03788 97 81 16 0
1832 Vaseline Hair Tonic is too greasy 1.1649 0.04318 97 83 12 2
1833 If you braid my hair,you can climb up. 1.1649 0.05009 97 86 6 5
1834 How can twins have such different hair growth rates?! 1.1649 0.04061 97 82 14 1
1835 Well— it is called ‘leave-in’ conditioner. 1.1649 0.04061 97 82 14 1
1836 Have you tried the Aussie Leave-in Detangler? This one is not working. 1.1649 0.04560 97 84 10 3
1837 Sorry, the witch gave me a hot oil conditioning treatment. 1.1649 0.04318 97 83 12 2
1838 It 's the new conditioner 1.1649 0.03788 97 81 16 0
1839 And another thing: don’t even think of coming around again saying ‘let down your hair’ unless you’ve got Chinese carryout! 1.1649 0.04061 97 82 14 1
1840 This is not what I meant my knotty. 1.1649 0.04318 97 83 12 2
1841 Do you realize how much time and effort it takes to brush my hair 100 times each night? And now you want to climb it? 1.1649 0.04061 97 82 14 1
1842 Hey, lighten up on the conditioner! 1.1649 0.04318 97 83 12 2
1843 I tried a new place called The Weird Sisters Salon. 1.1649 0.04318 97 83 12 2
1844 Now you understand why it's called a "permanent wave." 1.1649 0.04061 97 82 14 1
1845 I just started using a new conditioner. 1.1649 0.04061 97 82 14 1
1846 The mice and birds never had any problems braiding it. 1.1649 0.04560 97 84 10 3
1847 Sorry! Too much static electricity. 1.1649 0.04318 97 83 12 2
1848 I told you to use the stairs if you wanted to see me. 1.1649 0.04318 97 83 12 2
1849 I'm afraid my "'do" has turned into a "don't." 1.1649 0.04061 97 82 14 1
1850 If you're rude again, I'm getting a pixie cut." 1.1649 0.04560 97 84 10 3
1851 You said you'd let your roots grow out. 1.1649 0.04061 97 82 14 1
1852 For the last time, this is a walk-up with no elevator. You're really slipping, and not listening has always been your downfall! 1.1596 0.04088 94 80 13 1
1853 We'll call the ride Cascade Locks. 1.1596 0.04613 94 82 9 3
1854 climbing tower will teach many life skills such as goal setting, perseverance, teamwork, and encouraging others! 1.1596 0.04088 94 80 13 1
1855 Sorry , I haven’t washed it in years . 1.1596 0.04613 94 82 9 3
1856 You asked for it. 1.1596 0.04613 94 82 9 3
1857 Ooofff! Conditioner helps with tangles...... 1.1596 0.04358 94 81 11 2
1858 That was fast. 1.1596 0.04613 94 82 9 3
1859 It's a slippery slope to the top, my friend! 1.1596 0.04088 94 80 13 1
1860 I ran out of shampoo years ago. 1.1596 0.04088 94 80 13 1
1861 Darn, Juliet! Are thou sure that there is no stairway?i 1.1596 0.04613 94 82 9 3
1862 Maybe next time not so much conditioner. 1.1596 0.03797 94 79 15 0
1863 I was just interested in her hairess... 1.1596 0.03797 94 79 15 0
1864 Now pull it back in. 1.1596 0.04088 94 80 13 1
1865 Is it a deal breaker ? 1.1596 0.04358 94 81 11 2
1866 Using this new conditioner may not have been a so good idea after all... 1.1596 0.04855 94 83 7 4
1867 I’m not trying to smother you. 1.1596 0.04613 94 82 9 3
1868 Don't fret. It's not permanent! 1.1596 0.04358 94 81 11 2
1869 Go around to the back and take the stairs. 1.1596 0.04613 94 82 9 3
1870 Forgive me, Lord Rapunzel, I wasn’t meaning to tangle with you! 1.1596 0.04358 94 81 11 2
1871 Oh sorry, I thought you were here for my once-a-decade trim. 1.1596 0.04358 94 81 11 2
1872 Look on the bright side: in a few hundred years, this will all be very valuable IP. 1.1596 0.03797 94 79 15 0
1873 You need to know how to tie that cute chain braid that I saw on Beyonce! 1.1596 0.04088 94 80 13 1
1874 I keep telling Rapunzel one prince is enough! 1.1596 0.04358 94 81 11 2
1875 ''Yeah, maybe I should get a haircut.'' 1.1596 0.04358 94 81 11 2
1876 Um, I just wanted to leave a note. 1.1596 0.03797 94 79 15 0
1877 Now we've swept each other off our feet. 1.1596 0.04088 94 80 13 1
1878 You're tangled? Well, my brush is in there somewhere... 1.1596 0.04088 94 80 13 1
1879 Rapunzel, I warned you about cheap extensions. 1.1596 0.04358 94 81 11 2
1880 Go, follow the straight! 1.1596 0.04613 94 82 9 3
1881 What type of conditioner do you use? 1.1596 0.04358 94 81 11 2
1882 I'm stuck in a knot and can't get out!" Camille Adams, Atlantic Beach F 1.1596 0.04088 94 80 13 1
1883 Here I come world! 1.1596 0.04088 94 80 13 1
1884 Are you 'Tangled'? 1.1596 0.04358 94 81 11 2
1885 Her hirsute suit. 1.1596 0.04358 94 81 11 2
1886 This is what you meant by “mane squeeze” right? 1.1596 0.03797 94 79 15 0
1887 The princess? Well she's just a hair above the wrest! 1.1596 0.04613 94 82 9 3
1888 You'd think we would have this down by now. 1.1596 0.04358 94 81 11 2
1889 I’m a feminist now Tim, and that means growing out my armpit hair to revolting lengths and maintaining a BO musk to make myself undesirable to every human imaginable. 1.1596 0.04358 94 81 11 2
1890 When I was young, they warned me about many things such as don't catch the plague or don't drink too much at the tavern, yet no one warned me all my friends would become climbers and I simply would not take to it. 1.1596 0.04358 94 81 11 2
1891 I thought the silky smoothness would be a good thing... the models in the shampoo commercial seemed so ecstatic about it! 1.1596 0.04358 94 81 11 2
1892 Rapunzel, Rapunzel, let up with your hair! 1.1596 0.04088 94 80 13 1
1893 Not that much! 1.1596 0.04088 94 80 13 1
1894 The Climate Change version of “Rapunzel, let your hair down” 1.1596 0.04358 94 81 11 2
1895 Had you called first I wouldn’t have washed and conditioned it. 1.1596 0.04613 94 82 9 3
1896 How about I send down the golden ladder? 1.1596 0.04088 94 80 13 1
1897 What about my split ends? 1.1596 0.04088 94 80 13 1
1898 Honey, I did not know Jeffrey Epstein. 1.1596 0.04358 94 81 11 2
1899 You climb back down, you idiot. It's not a slip and slide! I see now why they wanted me to stay away from guys! 1.1596 0.03797 94 79 15 0
1900 I wanted to come clean about something before out first date 1.1596 0.04358 94 81 11 2
1901 I told you to use the hair Swizzle. 1.1596 0.04358 94 81 11 2
1902 When Big Anthony met Rapunzel 1.1596 0.04358 94 81 11 2
1903 Retains moisture the bottle says. Moisture is s l i p p e r y. 1.1596 0.04088 94 80 13 1
1904 And then they lived, nappily ever after 1.1596 0.03797 94 79 15 0
1905 “I can’t help trying to butter her up, she’s like a royal Queen on the Cob.” 1.1596 0.04613 94 82 9 3
1906 I'd better date short-haired girls. 1.1596 0.04358 94 81 11 2
1907 Pull harder! 1.1596 0.04613 94 82 9 3
1908 Like last year, losing his hat disqualifies Jack in the Kingdom's Annual Slide for Life. 1.1596 0.04358 94 81 11 2
1909 You waited long enough. 1.1596 0.04088 94 80 13 1
1910 Did you remember to bring the hair ties this time?! 1.1596 0.04358 94 81 11 2
1911 I told you I’m SIKH not SICK! I don’t need your help right now! Can you please get out of my HAIR??? 1.1596 0.04358 94 81 11 2
1912 Blame it on my split ends! Well, I’m gonna SPLIT and that’s the END! 1.1596 0.04088 94 80 13 1
1913 Whee! What a silky smooth ride ! 1.1596 0.03797 94 79 15 0
1914 Prince Hairy didn't have any trouble. 1.1596 0.04088 94 80 13 1
1915 Did I over-do it? 1.1579 0.04316 95 82 11 2
1916 Sorry, I used a New leave in conditioner. 1.1538 0.04399 91 79 10 2
1917 Sorry, my no-wash routine makes it all a bit tricky, doesn't it? 1.1538 0.04668 91 80 8 3
1918 But GPS said this was Rapunzel's house. 1.1538 0.03803 91 77 14 0
1919 Product! 1.1538 0.04112 91 78 12 1
1920 It's more of a golden snare than a golden stair. 1.1538 0.04112 91 78 12 1
1921 Let's try again tomorrow -I'll cut back on the cream rinse. 1.1538 0.04112 91 78 12 1
1922 Just a trim" won't be enough in your case princess 1.1538 0.04399 91 79 10 2
1923 Rapunzel, Rapunzel! Remember how cute Audrey Hepburn looks in Sabrina with her hair cut so very short? 1.1538 0.04399 91 79 10 2
1924 You automatically assume that I'm long hair don't care. 1.1538 0.04112 91 78 12 1
1925 I guess it is time to get a hair cut 1.1538 0.04668 91 80 8 3
1926 It's called "Untangled". It said nothing about reduced climbability... 1.1538 0.04112 91 78 12 1
1927 No honey, I’m chivalrous. I wouldn’t tell you how to style your hair. But maybe use some detangler? 1.1538 0.03803 91 77 14 0
1928 Why didn't someone tell me this wasn't a water park? 1.1538 0.04112 91 78 12 1
1929 I've been thinking of getting a hairnet. 1.1538 0.04112 91 78 12 1
1930 When you can't commit, and I'm left waiting, it gets hairy! 1.1538 0.04112 91 78 12 1
1931 Come back when it’s braided. 1.1538 0.03803 91 77 14 0
1932 Is that you Rapunzel, or is your father just having a bad hair day. 1.1538 0.04112 91 78 12 1
1933 You ain't no beauty contest winner yourself! 1.1538 0.04112 91 78 12 1
1934 A more protective hairstyle is not appropriation. 1.1538 0.04112 91 78 12 1
1935 no connections...…..so long it's been good to know you..... 1.1538 0.03803 91 77 14 0
1936 Stop moving around so much—I want loose, beachy waves, not haystack hair. 1.1538 0.04668 91 80 8 3
1937 Trapping a prince using spray adhesive. 1.1538 0.04399 91 79 10 2
1938 Look, if you didn’t want it smooth and lustrous maybe you should’ve brought me a different conditioner. 1.1538 0.04112 91 78 12 1
1939 actually this is a castle hat and castle print dress & i'm really tall - cool! 1.1538 0.04112 91 78 12 1
1940 I'll get the detangler, again. 1.1538 0.03803 91 77 14 0
1941 slide right to connect 1.1538 0.04399 91 79 10 2
1942 Wow, that joker meant it. He said he would grease his hair if I tried to climb any higher. :) 1.1538 0.02672 91 79 12 0
1943 Who do you think you're coming to visit, Rapunzel? 1.1538 0.04112 91 78 12 1
1944 Just think of how much we will be able to save on the cost of heating! 1.1538 0.03803 91 77 14 0
1945 You’re using that cheap hairspray again, aren’t you? 1.1538 0.04112 91 78 12 1
1946 You got the wrong tower buddy. Rapunzel's tower is the next one down. 1.1538 0.03803 91 77 14 0
1947 You said we should tie the knot! 1.1538 0.04399 91 79 10 2
1948 I wanted to be Rapunzel! 1.1538 0.04668 91 80 8 3
1949 You asked for it, you got it, and I hope you're satisfied. 1.1538 0.04112 91 78 12 1
1950 I guess it's good being King 1.1538 0.04112 91 78 12 1
1951 The landing is a little rough, but it makes a nice slide. 1.1538 0.04112 91 78 12 1
1952 I think I used too much hair conditioner. 1.1538 0.03803 91 77 14 0
1953 King's hair slide. Signature required. 1.1538 0.04112 91 78 12 1
1954 If you don't come back with the honey mustard, you're getting one star. 1.1538 0.04399 91 79 10 2
1955 Climbing up was the easy part, Rapunzel. 1.1538 0.04112 91 78 12 1
1956 Yeah, being in a tower cuts off modern hair care 1.1538 0.04399 91 79 10 2
1957 Rapunzel, Rapunzel! You have too much hair! 1.1538 0.04112 91 78 12 1
1958 When he met Rapuzel’s father the first time, the prince found himself unexpectedly in a very grim situation. 1.1538 0.04399 91 79 10 2
1959 I’m hungry. I thought you were bringing sliders,not for you to go sliding. 1.1538 0.04399 91 79 10 2
1960 I said, “Let down your golden hair, not drown me in it!” 1.1538 0.04399 91 79 10 2
1961 How many times have I told you to use detangler? 1.1538 0.03803 91 77 14 0
1962 Honey? Why did you lock me out? 1.1538 0.03803 91 77 14 0
1963 A Hair raising plan, Oh, Rapunzel 1.1538 0.04112 91 78 12 1
1964 I can't. I've got to wash my hair in September. 1.1538 0.04399 91 79 10 2
1965 This is what happened when my stylist stopped letting me get "The Rachel" 1.1538 0.04112 91 78 12 1
1966 That new conditioner is really working. 1.1538 0.04112 91 78 12 1
1967 Must be the new silky conditioner... 1.1538 0.03803 91 77 14 0
1968 But you said you didn't like my braid 1.1538 0.04399 91 79 10 2
1969 If this is not long enough, I can always let down my leg hair. 1.1538 0.04668 91 80 8 3
1970 Saturday is hair wash day. You knew that! 1.1538 0.04112 91 78 12 1
1971 Weeeeeeee! 1.1538 0.04112 91 78 12 1
1972 I need a softer conditioner. 1.1538 0.04112 91 78 12 1
1973 It’s okay. The bards can fix this up in post-production. 1.1538 0.04112 91 78 12 1
1974 She was thinking she should have swiped left. 1.1538 0.04112 91 78 12 1
1975 she wants me to grow a beard! 1.1538 0.04112 91 78 12 1
1976 All I said was get a goddam haircut Hairy. 1.1538 0.04399 91 79 10 2
1977 Sorry, my name is Jack 1.1461 0.04673 89 79 7 3
1978 I'm getting cancelled for this one 1.1461 0.03765 89 76 13 0
1979 What the hay Mr Rapunzel. Let's try pony tails the next time. 1.1461 0.04673 89 79 7 3
1980 Why doncha come up and see me sometime? 1.1461 0.04391 89 78 9 2
1981 No more snarls. 1.1461 0.04391 89 78 9 2
1982 This is not fun and games, Your Imperial Highness. You're supposed to come this way. 1.1461 0.04391 89 78 9 2
1983 Sounds like you’re falling, but I can’t hair you 1.1461 0.04391 89 78 9 2
1984 `Listen, Jester. I'm telling you, long hair is the new craze. You gotta ride this trend out'. 1.1461 0.04090 89 77 11 1
1985 Hey, you wanted me to grow out my bangs. 1.1461 0.04391 89 78 9 2
1986 Repunzel, Repunzel. Let down your sissors. 1.1461 0.04391 89 78 9 2
1987 And don’t even bother trying to take the staircase. 1.1461 0.03765 89 76 13 0
1988 I think I see the problem here, you're a French Brad, not a French braider. 1.1461 0.04090 89 77 11 1
1989 Work on those split ends while you’re down there, would you? Cream rinse has gotten soooo expensive. 1.1461 0.04090 89 77 11 1
1990 Can you please put your hat back on? I don’t want you to get your hair all over the place. 1.1461 0.04090 89 77 11 1
1991 I'm trying out a new conditioner... 1.1461 0.04673 89 79 7 3
1992 You're using too much conditioner! 1.1461 0.04391 89 78 9 2
1993 Well, this explains the dungeon's sudden increase in hair product expenses 1.1461 0.03765 89 76 13 0
1994 Have your thought of braiding it? 1.1461 0.04090 89 77 11 1
1995 Next time, not so much conditioner. 1.1461 0.04090 89 77 11 1
1996 Come on you long haired freak, let me out, I have to vote! 1.1461 0.04673 89 79 7 3
1997 It's not a water slide. 1.1461 0.04090 89 77 11 1
1998 Hey, Punzi, thought you were gonna stop using that greasy hair gel. 1.1461 0.04391 89 78 9 2
1999 That's how I comb my hair. 1.1461 0.03765 89 76 13 0
2000 I asked for The Rachel." 1.1461 0.04090 89 77 11 1
2001 I really do need a hair cut. 1.1461 0.03765 89 76 13 0
2002 What elf? 1.1461 0.04391 89 78 9 2
2003 I am NOT Rapunzel! 1.1461 0.04391 89 78 9 2
2004 I washed it last Saturday. Why do you ask? 1.1461 0.04391 89 78 9 2
2005 Next time give me a week's notice so I can brush the tangles out. 1.1461 0.03765 89 76 13 0
2006 Well, I'm sorry my hair is a letdown. 1.1461 0.04673 89 79 7 3
2007 I guess I used too much apple cider vinegar. 1.1461 0.04391 89 78 9 2
2008 What do you think of my new conditioner? 1.1461 0.04391 89 78 9 2
2009 Can you grab me some conditioner while you’re out? 1.1395 0.04726 86 77 6 3
2010 I went to the 1960s, what a trip. 1.1395 0.04427 86 76 8 2
2011 You gotta float with the current, you hear me? WITH the current! 1.1395 0.03758 86 74 12 0
2012 Honey, your new conditioner is making it hard for me to get to work! 1.1395 0.04427 86 76 8 2
2013 So what kind of car do you drive? 1.1395 0.04427 86 76 8 2
2014 Well, you said you wanted to learn to ski. 1.1395 0.04427 86 76 8 2
2015 They're called thuds, not bangs. 1.1395 0.03758 86 74 12 0
2016 I ran out of conditioner. 1.1395 0.04427 86 76 8 2
2017 It's not grease. It's my new conditioner. 1.1395 0.04106 86 75 10 1
2018 Will we live happily ever Afro? 1.1395 0.04106 86 75 10 1
2019 This wasn’t in the job description when I applied for the barber job. 1.1395 0.03758 86 74 12 0
2020 If you desire my love, ride your pony to town and get real macaroni & cheese this time. I cannot eat your cap, Yankee Doodle! 1.1395 0.04427 86 76 8 2
2021 It's a living! 1.1395 0.04106 86 75 10 1
2022 Corn Salad my ass! 1.1395 0.03758 86 74 12 0
2023 Do you like what I did with my bangs? 1.1395 0.04106 86 75 10 1
2024 Tenor runs afoul of new costume designs for Turandot. 1.1395 0.04106 86 75 10 1
2025 I'm trying out this new killer gel. 1.1395 0.04726 86 77 6 3
2026 I guess I should stop using conditioner. 1.1395 0.04106 86 75 10 1
2027 i think i musta i think i musta i musta got lost!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! 1.1395 0.04726 86 77 6 3
2028 Relationships are difficult, but this is ridiculous 1.1395 0.03758 86 74 12 0
2029 Conditioner. 1.1395 0.04106 86 75 10 1
2030 Lighten up on the conditioner , Rapunzel! 1.1395 0.04427 86 76 8 2
2031 Well...you told me the rogaine would help! 1.1395 0.04106 86 75 10 1
2032 Manbunadvalanch 1.1395 0.04427 86 76 8 2
2033 I blame Pantene Pro-V. 1.1395 0.04106 86 75 10 1
2034 I brought the shampoo, but I forgot the ladder! 1.1395 0.04106 86 75 10 1
2035 The witch switched pectin for my de-tangler shampoo.... do you like how shiny it is? 1.1395 0.03758 86 74 12 0
2036 It’s that slippery conditioner! 1.1395 0.04106 86 75 10 1
2037 With all the pulling you'd think she'd have gone bald 1.1395 0.04106 86 75 10 1
2038 Rapunzel, Rapunzel pull up your golden hair. Or cut it off. 1.1395 0.04106 86 75 10 1
2039 Should I let down my salmon cannon instead? 1.1395 0.04106 86 75 10 1
2040 It's not so much a "golden stair" anymore. It's more like a "proceed with caution." 1.1395 0.03758 86 74 12 0
2041 I tried a new moisturizing conditioner. 1.1395 0.04106 86 75 10 1
2042 Right hair -wrong mailbox 1.1395 0.04427 86 76 8 2
2043 Shouldn't have used the hair smoother. 1.1395 0.04106 86 75 10 1
2044 When you said "check out my flowing hair" I had no indeed that THIS was involved! 1.1395 0.03758 86 74 12 0
2045 Maybe shampoo and conditioner will help. 1.1395 0.04106 86 75 10 1
2046 Pio Nono? 1.1395 0.04106 86 75 10 1
2047 Where did Rapunzel go? 1.1395 0.04106 86 75 10 1
2048 It's KellyUnzel, you twink toed enemy of . . and I only let down my hair for George . . . 1.1395 0.04106 86 75 10 1
2049 You shoulda told me you can't swim. 1.1395 0.04106 86 75 10 1
2050 It’s amazing what a new shampoo can do. 1.1395 0.04427 86 76 8 2
2051 You asked that I let my hair down, but I can see I’ve let you down as well. Sorry. 1.1395 0.04427 86 76 8 2
2052 Rapunzel are you using the cheap conditioner again? 1.1395 0.04726 86 77 6 3
2053 I'm just not very good yet at this new Rapunzel week in P'town. 1.1395 0.04106 86 75 10 1
2054 Rapunzelo, for God's sake, pull up your hair! 1.1395 0.04106 86 75 10 1
2055 And this is the thanks I get for helping you! 1.1395 0.04106 86 75 10 1
2056 Too much product! 1.1395 0.04427 86 76 8 2
2057 You mean I'm only supposed to RINSE and REPEAT once? 1.1395 0.04106 86 75 10 1
2058 Neo-surrealists do Rapunzel. 1.1395 0.04427 86 76 8 2
2059 My new #metoo conditioner simply washes men out of my hair 1.1395 0.04427 86 76 8 2
2060 Listen, it’s an all-or-nothing hair package. 1.1395 0.04427 86 76 8 2
2061 I take it back, no need for a new hairstyle! 1.1395 0.03758 86 74 12 0
2062 Everyone always gets caught up in the hair at the bottom 1.1395 0.04427 86 76 8 2
2063 During the Middle Ages in Pisa, Italy, was a neurotic, hippie King who had little time or patience for his alter-ego. 1.1395 0.04427 86 76 8 2
2064 New conditioner...guess I got carried away. 1.1395 0.04106 86 75 10 1
2065 Sorry, dude, the suitor thing was just getting way tired and Rap's got nutritional needs. 1.1395 0.04427 86 76 8 2
2066 Rapunzel and the Tower of Rogaine 1.1395 0.03758 86 74 12 0
2067 We all slip and slide at the top.. good luck to you. 1.1395 0.04106 86 75 10 1
2068 Please untangle me, I thought these golden locks belonged to someone else. 1.1395 0.04427 86 76 8 2
2069 There's been a misunderstanding, I thought these golden locks belonged to someone else. 1.1395 0.04106 86 75 10 1
2070 Guess I didn't use enough detangler" 1.1395 0.04106 86 75 10 1
2071 Carl, I warned you about the conditioner. 1.1395 0.04106 86 75 10 1
2072 I can’t get over her hairstyle. 1.1395 0.04106 86 75 10 1
2073 I'll get the shears and we can try this again in 8 months 1.1395 0.03758 86 74 12 0
2074 Sorry! I've over-moisturized. 1.1395 0.04106 86 75 10 1
2075 Maybe the prince should save a different princess. 1.1395 0.04106 86 75 10 1
2076 You really must use a shampoo for oily hair. 1.1395 0.04106 86 75 10 1
2077 She sneezed? 1.1395 0.04427 86 76 8 2
2078 I’ve lost the shears.... 1.1395 0.03758 86 74 12 0
2079 Doesn’t this castle exceed the realm’s hirsute limit for residences? 1.1395 0.04427 86 76 8 2
2080 Stop conditioning“! “Please” 1.1395 0.03758 86 74 12 0
2081 I changed conditioner? 1.1395 0.04427 86 76 8 2
2082 Next time try using an inner tube. 1.1395 0.04427 86 76 8 2
2083 How many cancer patients could get wigs? 1.1395 0.05007 86 78 4 4
2084 Rapunzel, I think you need to change your condition! 1.1395 0.04427 86 76 8 2
2085 TRY THE STAIRS, hun. I need a hand with this bikini waxing. 1.1395 0.04106 86 75 10 1
2086 Okay, now let it up. 1.1395 0.04106 86 75 10 1
2087 What ho?He ain’t hairy, he’s my cross-dressing brother. 1.1395 0.03758 86 74 12 0
2088 Doesn’t it smell like Jojoba?! 1.1395 0.04106 86 75 10 1
2089 I guess the letting down the hair thing was too good to be true. 1.1395 0.04427 86 76 8 2
2090 After proceeding to escape, Lancelot pawned an engagement ring for a tangleteezer. 1.1395 0.04106 86 75 10 1
2091 Rapunzel sold out. Now it's Slippery Stairs but with hair. 1.1395 0.04106 86 75 10 1
2092 My gold crown fell with my hair. Do you see it? 1.1395 0.03758 86 74 12 0
2093 Baby, after we get married, I will take you to my hair stylist. Also, in the meantime, you better work on your neck muscles. 1.1395 0.03758 86 74 12 0
2094 I should’ve stayed home. 1.1395 0.04427 86 76 8 2
2095 Did she or didn't she? Only her hairdresser knows for sure. 1.1395 0.04106 86 75 10 1
2096 I know! I'll invent something and call it a ladder. 1.1395 0.04106 86 75 10 1
2097 I guess that's the last time you ask me to do that. 1.1395 0.04106 86 75 10 1
2098 It is I- Princess Rogain. 1.1395 0.04106 86 75 10 1
2099 I'm just a Prisoner of Love 1.1395 0.03758 86 74 12 0
2100 Rapunzel, Rapunzel...have you ever considered an updo? 1.1395 0.04427 86 76 8 2
2101 Sorry about that, but that Keranique really works. 1.1395 0.04427 86 76 8 2
2102 SMELL IT! SMEEELLLL IIITT!!! 1.1395 0.03758 86 74 12 0
2103 Another hairy Rapunzel moment - brought to you by your friends at Clairol. 1.1395 0.04726 86 77 6 3
2104 I guess I used to much conditioner. 1.1395 0.04106 86 75 10 1
2105 Please stop using oil based conditioners! 1.1395 0.04106 86 75 10 1
2106 I've just deep conditioned, sorry. 1.1395 0.04106 86 75 10 1
2107 You dolt! Its a wig! the stairs are in the back! 1.1395 0.04106 86 75 10 1
2108 Sorry - I ran out of detangling shampoo 1.1395 0.04726 86 77 6 3
2109 Now I know why you claim to be "heir" to the throne. 1.1395 0.04106 86 75 10 1
2110 There's a dude in my fuckin' hair. 1.1395 0.04427 86 76 8 2
2111 I decided to blow it out this time, no good? 1.1395 0.04106 86 75 10 1
2112 And you can stop bringing me the Rogaine. 1.1395 0.04106 86 75 10 1
2113 The man takes the hair then the hair takes the man. 1.1395 0.04427 86 76 8 2
2114 I learned it from the Donald 1.1395 0.04106 86 75 10 1
2115 Did you mean “hare” as in rabbit? Sorry, we are all out of hares but we do have a special on mutton today. 1.1395 0.04106 86 75 10 1
2116 I've no interest in doing Tangled 2 for less than a million bucks! 1.1395 0.04427 86 76 8 2
2117 Odds Bodkins! It's Rumple Still Skin, not Rapunzel! 1.1395 0.04726 86 77 6 3
2118 Still beats the G train! 1.1395 0.04106 86 75 10 1
2119 Thanks for letting it down,Rapunzel,but now I'm drowning. 1.1395 0.04726 86 77 6 3
2120 Damn this new cream rinse! 1.1395 0.04427 86 76 8 2
2121 You're not my first. 1.1395 0.04106 86 75 10 1
2122 You should really look into a conditioner. 1.1395 0.04106 86 75 10 1
2123 "So, it's my fault because you're late? 1.1395 0.04427 86 76 8 2
2124 Geee, your hair doesn’t smell terrific 1.1395 0.03758 86 74 12 0
2125 Next time don’t use all my conditioner 1.1395 0.04106 86 75 10 1
2126 What Ho! Gives me an idea for a great musical! Wonder if the Cowsils are available.....?? 1.1395 0.04427 86 76 8 2
2127 He only wanted her pussy 1.1395 0.04106 86 75 10 1
2128 I love your new conditioner! 1.1395 0.04106 86 75 10 1
2129 I give up. Send me back! 1.1395 0.03758 86 74 12 0
2130 I guess adding conditioner to my hair care was a bad idea. 1.1395 0.04726 86 77 6 3
2131 That one was an extension! Try again! 1.1395 0.04106 86 75 10 1
2132 But you said that it makes me look slimmer. 1.1395 0.04106 86 75 10 1
2133 Nine out of ten would recommend Pantene. 1.1395 0.04106 86 75 10 1
2134 Try the asbestos instead. 1.1395 0.04106 86 75 10 1
2135 The bottle said makes your hair smooth and silky. 1.1395 0.04726 86 77 6 3
2136 What conditioner have you been using? 1.1395 0.04106 86 75 10 1
2137 I said come back later tonight with some straightener "for my hair." 1.1395 0.03758 86 74 12 0
2138 When she moved to the shining city on the hill she should have worn braids 1.1395 0.04106 86 75 10 1
2139 OK I get it. You don't really want to go out with me. 1.1395 0.04106 86 75 10 1
2140 Swallowed by the wrath of Lord Shuckington 1.1395 0.04106 86 75 10 1
2141 This isn't the harem I was thinking of! 1.1395 0.04106 86 75 10 1
2142 Forget it, it’s 1812. I’ll do it myself. 1.1395 0.04106 86 75 10 1
2143 Think again. They are headed this way. 1.1395 0.04427 86 76 8 2
2144 If you want to know the truth, the ‘golden stair’ is around back! 1.1395 0.04106 86 75 10 1
2145 It must be the new shampoo... 1.1395 0.04106 86 75 10 1
2146 Looks like its time for a new mandruff shampoo ! 1.1395 0.04427 86 76 8 2
2147 Sorry, Prince, I swiped left on the theory that OPPOSITES attract 1.1395 0.04427 86 76 8 2
2148 I can take a hint you know! 1.1395 0.03758 86 74 12 0
2149 But I’m gluten intolerant! 1.1395 0.04427 86 76 8 2
2150 So that’s what happens when you use Rogaine for Men. 1.1395 0.03758 86 74 12 0
2151 You really need to work on your core! 1.1395 0.03758 86 74 12 0
2152 You're right--I do need to switch conditioners. 1.1395 0.04106 86 75 10 1
2153 Do I have to wait until the 1960's for you to catch on to the hair thing? 1.1395 0.04427 86 76 8 2
2154 Oh my! I'd better cut back on my Rinse. It may seem like I'm playing too " Hard to Get." 1.1395 0.04726 86 77 6 3
2155 I don't believe we can have a mature relationship until you get your gaming under control. 1.1395 0.04106 86 75 10 1
2156 How do you like my new GMO organic shampoo? 1.1395 0.04106 86 75 10 1
2157 Is it untangled yet? 1.1395 0.03758 86 74 12 0
2158 Her hair dresser died a few months back. 1.1395 0.04106 86 75 10 1
2159 Help! It’s a tsunami! 1.1395 0.03758 86 74 12 0
2160 Have you changed your shampoo? 1.1395 0.03758 86 74 12 0
2161 Rapunzel, Rapunzel, let down your conditioner! 1.1395 0.04726 86 77 6 3
2162 ... and don't forget the shampoo. 1.1395 0.04106 86 75 10 1
2163 Lather, rinse, and repeat. I always repeat. 1.1395 0.04106 86 75 10 1
2164 How about a bun next time? 1.1395 0.04106 86 75 10 1
2165 Drunken Sailor verse went smoothly as did Hey Ho and Up she Rises. It was Shave her Belly with a Rusty Razor that got me entangled in hair. 1.1395 0.03758 86 74 12 0
2166 I switched shampoos. 1.1395 0.04106 86 75 10 1
2167 Conditioner sine qua non, Milord! 1.1395 0.04106 86 75 10 1
2168 Too much slack? 1.1395 0.04106 86 75 10 1
2169 Sorry about the cream rinse 1.1395 0.04427 86 76 8 2
2170 Why yes, I am literal minded. 1.1395 0.03758 86 74 12 0
2171 Guess there is such a thing as too silky. 1.1395 0.04427 86 76 8 2
2172 Oops! It's that Silky Smooth Hair Conditioner that's to blame. 1.1395 0.04106 86 75 10 1
2173 I said let down your heir... 1.1395 0.04106 86 75 10 1
2174 My new conditioner gives me the silkiest, softest hair in the kingdom. 1.1395 0.03758 86 74 12 0
2175 I wonder if the curtains match the drapes 1.1395 0.03758 86 74 12 0
2176 Stop whining. It isn't Niagara." 1.1395 0.04106 86 75 10 1
2177 I'm disappointed with the surgeries' results, too. 1.1395 0.04427 86 76 8 2
2178 How the heck did you mistake Vaseline for hairspray? 1.1395 0.03758 86 74 12 0
2179 Cookie,Cookie, lend me your comb? 1.1395 0.04106 86 75 10 1
2180 Oh, my, thats my bad...it must be that new leave in serum conditioner that I started using. My hairy is much silkier than the last time you climbed up here. 1.1395 0.04427 86 76 8 2
2181 I told you not to use Waze! 1.1395 0.04106 86 75 10 1
2182 Rapunzel, let down your sugar bear hair! 1.1395 0.04106 86 75 10 1
2183 Some have flowing hair, but I have White Water hair. 1.1310 0.04072 84 74 9 1
2184 You said climbing up was too kinky for you. 1.1310 0.04072 84 74 9 1
2185 Oh there you are! I should let down my hair more often! 1.1299 0.03856 77 67 10 0
2186 I guess that His Majesty is not interested in a haircut today! 1.1299 0.03856 77 67 10 0
2187 Love is a slippery thing. 1.1299 0.03856 77 67 10 0
2188 Stop pulling on my hair twinkle toes! 1.1299 0.04276 77 68 8 1
2189 Next time you'll think twice. 1.1299 0.04276 77 68 8 1
2190 My bad! 1.1299 0.03856 77 67 10 0
2191 I told you I was having trans surgery! 1.1299 0.04276 77 68 8 1
2192 You just missed her. She went out for more shampoo. 1.1299 0.04276 77 68 8 1
2193 Sorry. New conditioner. 1.1294 0.03662 85 74 11 0
2194 Perhaps I should have responded to that guy years ago. 1.1294 0.03662 85 74 11 0
2195 You need to wear your hair-climbing shoes, not your "Tiptoe Through the Tulips shoes!" 1.1294 0.04361 85 76 7 2
2196 It doesn't look like you have enough strength in your arms. 1.1294 0.04361 85 76 7 2
2197 I heard that. You try rinsing out conditioner in a sink. Twerp." 1.1294 0.04027 85 75 9 1
2198 look at what the wind blew in 1.1294 0.03662 85 74 11 0
2199 Should've had a V8 1.1294 0.04027 85 75 9 1
2200 You just can’t handle the roots! 1.1294 0.03662 85 74 11 0
2201 Okay, 'I believe 1200 years from now, Kim, Kourtney and Khloe will steal Rapunzel's style.' Now, untangle me!" 1.1250 0.04124 80 71 8 1
2202 You were forewarned; after a certain point brushing your hair is no longer a one-man job. 1.1250 0.03721 80 70 10 0
2203 What did you think was going to happen? 1.1250 0.04124 80 71 8 1
2204 My new conditioner warns of wipeout waves. 1.1235 0.03678 81 71 10 0
2205 O.K.The truth is you look ridiculous and I'm not coming back. 1.1235 0.04076 81 72 8 1
2206 Too much cream rinse!? 1.1235 0.04076 81 72 8 1
2207 I said look out below. Hello, prince charming, where have you gone? 1.1235 0.03678 81 71 10 0
2208 Sorry - the new conditioner that I'm using is very oily. 1.1235 0.03678 81 71 10 0
2209 A rhyme for when to climb: if it starts to grow, that’s me saying ‘No.’ 1.1235 0.04438 81 73 6 2
2210 The bottle said, "Makes your hair a smooth as silk." 1.1235 0.04438 81 73 6 2
2211 Alas, another 'Cinderella story' fails. And you were doing so well. 1.1235 0.04076 81 72 8 1
2212 Hmmm... just another priapic episode. 1.1235 0.03678 81 71 10 0
2213 Rapunzel, Rapunzel, try using some conditioner 1.1235 0.04076 81 72 8 1
2214 What did you expect, dry hair? 1.1235 0.03678 81 71 10 0
2215 Ratsnestpunzel 1.1235 0.03678 81 71 10 0
2216 Hasn't he heard of man buns? 1.1235 0.04076 81 72 8 1
2217 Maybe the soft and shiny look from my shampoo wasn’t such a good idea. 1.1235 0.03678 81 71 10 0
2218 There was an Old Man in the tower Who said, 'I did not have a shower, Or haircut, or lover In ages, or maybe forever'. Then sighed in my ear: 'The end is near' 1.1235 0.04438 81 73 6 2
2219 Oy, Rapunzel. Why didn’t you dry your hair before letting it down? 1.1235 0.04076 81 72 8 1
2220 Perhaps it's the new conditioner" 1.1235 0.04076 81 72 8 1
2221 Must be my new conditioner 1.1235 0.04076 81 72 8 1
2222 My timing seems to be off. 1.1235 0.04076 81 72 8 1
2223 #LetDownYourMeToo 1.1235 0.03678 81 71 10 0
2224 Sorry, Six-Flaggers aren’t ready for the Rapunzel Rappel. 1.1235 0.03678 81 71 10 0
2225 What can I tell you, cascading locks are cascading locks 1.1235 0.03678 81 71 10 0
2226 Rapunzel, I thougjt we agreed: no more Emu Oil! 1.1235 0.04076 81 72 8 1
2227 I must have left in a bit too much leave-in conditioner 1.1235 0.04438 81 73 6 2
2228 I thought he had a beard! 1.1235 0.03678 81 71 10 0
2229 I can't climb up and save you with your hair loose, like this. You have to put it in a braid for me. 1.1235 0.04076 81 72 8 1
2230 Bad hair! 1.1235 0.03678 81 71 10 0
2231 How do you like my new conditioner? You leave it in. 1.1235 0.04438 81 73 6 2
2232 You're worse than head lice. 1.1235 0.04076 81 72 8 1
2233 Try using the breast stroke! 1.1235 0.04773 81 74 4 3
2234 OH GOD HOW DID THIS HAPPEN TO ME 1.1235 0.04076 81 72 8 1
2235 Costco had a special on Rogaine! 1.1235 0.03678 81 71 10 0
2236 You used that silky shiny conditioner again, didn't you! 1.1235 0.04076 81 72 8 1
2237 I could learn to appreciate the man bun. 1.1235 0.04076 81 72 8 1
2238 Love of my life, please change your conditioner! 1.1235 0.04773 81 74 4 3
2239 Call the Guoness Book of Records. This is my eyebrows. 1.1235 0.04076 81 72 8 1
2240 Maybe I should lighten-up on the conditioner? 1.1235 0.04076 81 72 8 1
2241 I told you to use conditioner. 1.1235 0.03678 81 71 10 0
2242 When you said you lived only a hair's breadth away, this wasn't what I had in mind. 1.1235 0.04076 81 72 8 1
2243 Are you Rapunzel's Dad? 1.1235 0.03678 81 71 10 0
2244 I thought it would get easier with new shoes 1.1235 0.03678 81 71 10 0
2245 And don’t you dare call me ‘Rapunzel’! 1.1235 0.04076 81 72 8 1
2246 Rapunzel, Rapunzel do you ever use conditionner? 1.1235 0.04076 81 72 8 1
2247 You told me a to take a tablespoon of that hair growth stuff. The bottle said only a teaspoon. 1.1235 0.03678 81 71 10 0
2248 Prince, shminze, I'm tired of waiting! 1.1235 0.04076 81 72 8 1
2249 I've got to find a new conditioner! 1.1235 0.04076 81 72 8 1
2250 It's the shoes, Alfie, the shoes! 1.1235 0.04076 81 72 8 1
2251 I wonder if her hair is natural or she uses hair extension? 1.1235 0.04076 81 72 8 1
2252 It stopped being funny three sequels ago 1.1235 0.03678 81 71 10 0
2253 Belay on, friendly prince man! 1.1235 0.03678 81 71 10 0
2254 You shouldn't have used so much conditioner. 1.1235 0.04076 81 72 8 1
2255 Climb it or get hung by it, princey boy! 1.1235 0.03678 81 71 10 0
2256 I'm really sorry... this new conditioner makes my hair very silky 1.1235 0.03678 81 71 10 0
2257 I told you ro wait till it dried. 1.1235 0.04076 81 72 8 1
2258 I'll skip the conditioner next time I wash, Sweetie. 1.1235 0.04076 81 72 8 1
2259 I really don't care what you think Estes, our President loves it! 1.1235 0.04076 81 72 8 1
2260 Is this what you meant by, "let down?" 1.1235 0.03678 81 71 10 0
2261 No jesting, just braiding 1.1235 0.04076 81 72 8 1
2262 It saves me money from having to buy a burglar alarm..." Tracy Brown San Rafael, CA 1.1235 0.03678 81 71 10 0
2263 He promised not to have his hair cut until worlwide peace was achieved 1.1235 0.04076 81 72 8 1
2264 The result of trying the Rapunzel thing without a license! 1.1235 0.04076 81 72 8 1
2265 You must be using that new hair conditioner 1.1235 0.04076 81 72 8 1
2266 What about my roots? 1.1235 0.04076 81 72 8 1
2267 Get out! These extensions are not cheap. 1.1235 0.03678 81 71 10 0
2268 Get out! And don't come crawling back! 1.1235 0.03678 81 71 10 0
2269 You really wanna be rescued?? Skip the conditioner!! 1.1235 0.03678 81 71 10 0
2270 I thought a ladder braid would sacrifice the thrill of the chase. 1.1235 0.04076 81 72 8 1
2271 Manbunzel next time just leave it in a bun. 1.1235 0.03678 81 71 10 0
2272 I think I might be over-conditioning. 1.1235 0.04076 81 72 8 1
2273 I should have known these shoes would be too slippery. 1.1235 0.04438 81 73 6 2
2274 We are safe. The wall is complete .! 1.1235 0.04076 81 72 8 1
2275 The King of Corn shall ne'er be shorn. 1.1235 0.03678 81 71 10 0
2276 I know the queen's in there somewhere. Try again, please. 1.1235 0.04076 81 72 8 1
2277 I think you like the braids better. 1.1235 0.03678 81 71 10 0
2278 Ever think about trying a hands-on approach? 1.1235 0.03678 81 71 10 0
2279 I tried the front door but it seemed to be clogged with your leg hair. 1.1235 0.04076 81 72 8 1
2280 Sorry I couldn’t get the braids done on short notice, Ralph. 1.1235 0.03678 81 71 10 0
2281 Egad! Now you rinse! 1.1235 0.03678 81 71 10 0
2282 If it hadn't been for her new hair conditioner I'd still be up there 1.1235 0.03678 81 71 10 0
2283 Sorry! I shouldn't have used that new conditioner. 1.1235 0.03678 81 71 10 0
2284 Do not be afraid, dear! Just remember the days we had fun in theme parks! 1.1235 0.03678 81 71 10 0
2285 This is a lot more fun than I had with Rapunzel. 1.1235 0.04076 81 72 8 1
2286 The talking animals said you'd think the extra volume was sexy. 1.1235 0.04438 81 73 6 2
2287 This was not the plunge I was expecting. 1.1235 0.04438 81 73 6 2
2288 Rogaine"zel 1.1220 0.04029 82 73 8 1
2289 I guess I oughta wash my hair. 1.1220 0.04029 82 73 8 1
2290 Please don't ask me about my leg hair. 1.1220 0.03636 82 72 10 0
2291 I tried telling you I had a keratin treatment. 1.1220 0.03636 82 72 10 0
2292 Maybe I should layoff the Protein 1.1220 0.04029 82 73 8 1
2293 How old did you say you were? 1.1220 0.03636 82 72 10 0
2294 OK, I'll stop with the extra-glass shampoo! 1.1220 0.04029 82 73 8 1
2295 Uh-oh. I think I overconditioned. 1.1220 0.03636 82 72 10 0
2296 When Bae's parents are home. 1.1220 0.04029 82 73 8 1
2297 Here it is. Trump it’s not 1.1220 0.04029 82 73 8 1
2298 You should have included detangler in the prenuptial. 1.1220 0.04029 82 73 8 1
2299 My new conditioner is silky smooth. 1.1220 0.03636 82 72 10 0
2300 Our tactical hair defense system: Slow to grow, but wildly effective 1.1220 0.04387 82 74 6 2
2301 Do you think the hydrating coconut oil & shea butter deep treatment is a tad heavy for me? 1.1220 0.03636 82 72 10 0
2302 Tis a tangled web we weave 1.1220 0.04029 82 73 8 1
2303 When I asked for you to let it down, I never anticipated such a hairy predicament! 1.1220 0.04387 82 74 6 2
2304 OK, then you find a conditioner for both volume and control. 1.1220 0.04387 82 74 6 2
2305 A bit hairy, isn't it? 1.1220 0.04029 82 73 8 1
2306 Rapunzel. Rapunzel! "If THAT is the ladder by which one mounts, I will forgo my fortune." 1.1220 0.04029 82 73 8 1
2307 That new conditioner may make it look beautiful, but it's impossible to hold on. 1.1220 0.04387 82 74 6 2
2308 I thought she supposed to be young" 1.1220 0.03636 82 72 10 0
2309 No, I said REPUGNANT! 1.1220 0.03636 82 72 10 0
2310 I know, I used too much conditioner." 1.1220 0.04387 82 74 6 2
2311 It's called, 'No more tangles.' You like it? 1.1220 0.04029 82 73 8 1
2312 It's full of wasps 1.1220 0.04717 82 75 4 3
2313 I tried the conditioner! 1.1220 0.04029 82 73 8 1
2314 I was told more volume was a good thing. 1.1220 0.03636 82 72 10 0
2315 Take a ride, I'm saving myself for Tom Brady. 1.1220 0.04029 82 73 8 1
2316 I say ole chap, when last have you washed your hair? 1.1220 0.04029 82 73 8 1
2317 I'd prefer the cold shoulder to this hot oil treatment... 1.1220 0.04387 82 74 6 2
2318 How did the word “portmanteau” originate? As seen in the drawing, it’s part of the ancient French pastime of “hair rowing.” 1.1220 0.04029 82 73 8 1
2319 Help me! Your new conditioner is really a problem 1.1220 0.04717 82 75 4 3
2320 You're the one who told me to change my conditioner. 1.1220 0.04029 82 73 8 1
2321 Sorry, I've been skipping the detangler 1.1216 0.03825 74 65 9 0
2322 Watch out Niagara, here comes "Rapunzel Falls." 1.1216 0.03825 74 65 9 0
2323 Throw down the detangler.” Judd Pillot, Los Angeles 1.1216 0.04695 74 67 5 2
2324 Do you like my new hairstyle?!... 1.1216 0.04282 74 66 7 1
2325 Sorry Rapunzel, with the conditioner you’re using, I just can’t seem to get a good grip. 1.1216 0.04282 74 66 7 1
2326 Oh you fine mess!! Looking for the braid of honor, aren't you? 1.1216 0.04282 74 66 7 1
2327 Before I give this another go, can we discuss the carpet? 1.1216 0.03825 74 65 9 0
2328 Sorry it's not silkier, my shower hasn't been draining for a while. 1.1216 0.04282 74 66 7 1
2329 What was I think? 1.1216 0.03575 74 67 6 1
2330 As I said in my profile, I can be a little much. 1.1216 0.04282 74 66 7 1
2331 Take the elevator! 1.1216 0.04695 74 67 5 2
2332 Don't you think though this helps me stand out among the other candidates? 1.1216 0.04282 74 66 7 1
2333 No, that's not what I meant by 'Please can I have a hair slide' 1.1216 0.04282 74 66 7 1
2334 Rupert, way too much conditioner. 1.1216 0.03825 74 65 9 0
2335 There used to be a casthe and everything. 1.1216 0.04282 74 66 7 1
2336 This coconut oil is treacherous, Rapunzel. 1.1200 0.03778 75 66 9 0
2337 Repunzil, too much hair for one man to bare ! U gave me a scare! 1.1200 0.04228 75 67 7 1
2338 That's why she makes me use that particular conditioner! 1.1200 0.04228 75 67 7 1
2339 Your hair reminds me of a warm safe place where as an adult I'd slide. 1.1200 0.04228 75 67 7 1
2340 You expected, maybe, it to be braided? 1.1200 0.04228 75 67 7 1
2341 You've got to something about that conditioner! 1.1200 0.03778 75 66 9 0
2342 Hey, I'm sorry I forgot to use my detangling conditioner" 1.1169 0.04123 77 69 7 1
2343 I warned you I washed my hair today. 1.1169 0.04123 77 69 7 1
2344 I sense mission creep." 1.1169 0.04123 77 69 7 1
2345 Adds body AND luster! 1.1169 0.04519 77 70 5 2
2346 Perhaps if you got me some gel? 1.1169 0.03685 77 68 9 0
2347 I'm using a new volumizer. 1.1169 0.04123 77 69 7 1
2348 No, I don’t want a greaser for a suitor. 1.1169 0.03685 77 68 9 0
2349 The origins of the bad hair day. 1.1169 0.03685 77 68 9 0
2350 It's the new hair conditioner, you fool. 1.1169 0.04519 77 70 5 2
2351 When the prince saw South Pacific on Rapunzel's Spotify play list, he knew he was in trouble. 1.1169 0.03685 77 68 9 0
2352 I guess I need to stop using that extra body shampoo. 1.1169 0.04123 77 69 7 1
2353 I conditioned last night. Can you tell? 1.1169 0.04123 77 69 7 1
2354 I will try a new conditioner. 1.1169 0.03685 77 68 9 0
2355 At least it is easier than climbing up the spiral staircase... 1.1169 0.04123 77 69 7 1
2356 I am Rap Unzel, product of the penchant for whimsical hip-hop artist names and a surfeit of Rogaine! Who the fuck are you? 1.1169 0.04519 77 70 5 2
2357 I should have warned you I have combination hair. 1.1169 0.04123 77 69 7 1
2358 With hindsight I guess they dwarfs weren't so bad. 1.1169 0.04123 77 69 7 1
2359 The distance between us seems to grow every day. 1.1169 0.04123 77 69 7 1
2360 Our wind-turbine needs more hairspray. 1.1169 0.04123 77 69 7 1
2361 When Rapunzel says don’t fool with the braids, Rapunzel MEANS Don’t Fool With The Braids. 1.1169 0.04123 77 69 7 1
2362 The Towering In-hair-do 1.1169 0.03685 77 68 9 0
2363 Don't blame me, Rapunzel, that the mobile hairdresser's cancelled again!" 1.1169 0.04519 77 70 5 2
2364 Vidal SaSwoon 1.1169 0.03685 77 68 9 0
2365 Must be the conditioner... 1.1169 0.04123 77 69 7 1
2366 Saved by a hair's breath! 1.1169 0.03685 77 68 9 0
2367 Is this the hirsutidal wave that was prophesied? 1.1169 0.04123 77 69 7 1
2368 Oh no, it's a slight variation on Contest #639! 1.1169 0.04123 77 69 7 1
2369 A grease fire is dangerously close to breaking out at the castle! 1.1169 0.03685 77 68 9 0
2370 That hair conditioner works to prevent tangles 1.1169 0.03685 77 68 9 0
2371 It's my new conditioner. What do you think? Too much? 1.1169 0.04123 77 69 7 1
2372 I *told* you to stop watching that makeover show! 1.1169 0.04123 77 69 7 1
2373 It said: „growth stimulating silk proteins for smooth shine.“ 1.1169 0.04123 77 69 7 1
2374 He really is NOT my Type 1.1169 0.03685 77 68 9 0
2375 How did it get this long!? Because I’ve been waiting for you for years you big a __ hole!! 1.1169 0.04123 77 69 7 1
2376 The first hair skier. 1.1169 0.03685 77 68 9 0
2377 I guess I shouldn't have used conditioner 1.1169 0.03685 77 68 9 0
2378 Sorry, I've been using a high volume conditioner. 1.1169 0.03685 77 68 9 0
2379 Did you bring conditioner? 1.1169 0.03685 77 68 9 0
2380 Sorry about the tangles. I didn't use conditioner this morning. 1.1169 0.03685 77 68 9 0
2381 Stop frolicking and get me out'a here 1.1169 0.04123 77 69 7 1
2382 Rapunzel, how many times do I have to tell you not to use that hair conditioner! 1.1169 0.04123 77 69 7 1
2383 I dunno. Don't some girls learn to make ladder-y things with their hair? 1.1169 0.04519 77 70 5 2
2384 The carpet a mess too. 1.1169 0.04123 77 69 7 1
2385 What do you mean 'there's to much friction in our relationship?' 1.1169 0.04123 77 69 7 1
2386 Yo dude, I was trying to knock your shoes off. They don't call me Ra-PUN-zel for nothing!" 1.1169 0.04882 77 71 3 3
2387 With rare exceptions, I skip the fiction. 1.1169 0.03685 77 68 9 0
2388 I told you to buy the conditioner BEFORE the tariffs took effect!!! 1.1169 0.04519 77 70 5 2
2389 I didn't mean to hurt you with a big let down. 1.1169 0.04123 77 69 7 1
2390 It must be the new extra slip conditioner. 1.1169 0.03685 77 68 9 0
2391 I am sorry, I agree it is time for a trimming but I have been too busy. 1.1169 0.03446 77 70 6 1
2392 I guess the conditioner kind ruined the 'Golden Stair' thing. 1.1169 0.03685 77 68 9 0
2393 Oh you said "down" , I thought you said drown. 1.1169 0.04123 77 69 7 1
2394 I thought I'd iron it straight. You dont like it! 1.1169 0.03685 77 68 9 0
2395 Like my new doo? It’s called a ‘Tidal Wave’. 1.1169 0.03685 77 68 9 0
2396 Oh darn, I shouldn’t have used that new conditioner! 1.1169 0.03685 77 68 9 0
2397 And you said you got a haircut last week? 1.1169 0.04519 77 70 5 2
2398 A Rapunzel Human Trap 1.1169 0.04519 77 70 5 2
2399 Will you hurry up? This has been slower than watching the grass grow. 1.1169 0.04123 77 69 7 1
2400 Shampoo and slide 1.1169 0.04123 77 69 7 1
2401 It’s the bane of having naturally straight and smooth hair..” 1.1169 0.04123 77 69 7 1
2402 Rapunzel! Rapunzel! Let down some dry shampoo! 1.1169 0.04123 77 69 7 1
2403 Stuck again? Hmmm....must be the new conditioner 1.1169 0.04123 77 69 7 1
2404 Well, nobody asked to be snarled in your flock. 1.1169 0.03685 77 68 9 0
2405 I'm told it'll catch in the 80s 1.1169 0.03685 77 68 9 0
2406 Look, I'm having a bad lair day, okay? 1.1169 0.03685 77 68 9 0
2407 I don't think "just a trim" will be enough in your case Princess. 1.1169 0.04123 77 69 7 1
2408 This new detangler is more trouble than it is worth. 1.1169 0.04123 77 69 7 1
2409 I said I wanted a french braid, not a french man. 1.1169 0.04123 77 69 7 1
2410 You want my hair, you got it. 1.1169 0.04123 77 69 7 1
2411 YIKES! Too much conditioner!!! 1.1169 0.03685 77 68 9 0
2412 I can't find a reasonably-priced hair stylist anywhere in the kingdom. 1.1169 0.03685 77 68 9 0
2413 Not so much conditioner next time. 1.1169 0.04123 77 69 7 1
2414 Rapunzel, Rapunzel, let down *some* of your hair. 1.1169 0.03685 77 68 9 0
2415 This "no tears" stuff isn't working! 1.1169 0.03685 77 68 9 0
2416 Rapunzel, Rapunzel, what did you do to your hair? 1.1154 0.04463 78 71 5 2
2417 Okay, first I said the "Hair Conditioner" was on. Then I said "Get a Grip". Maybe we should just call the whole thing off. 1.1154 0.03641 78 69 9 0
2418 The bottle read "this conditioner will make your hair silky smooth." 1.1154 0.03641 78 69 9 0
2419 I switched conditioners. 1.1154 0.04073 78 70 7 1
2420 I see you're using that conditioner again. 1.1154 0.03641 78 69 9 0
2421 Did you change conditioners? 1.1154 0.03641 78 69 9 0
2422 I thought I’d go with a permanent wave. 1.1154 0.04073 78 70 7 1
2423 Humidity bites 1.1154 0.04073 78 70 7 1
2424 Sorry, Mom just discovered conditioner. 1.1154 0.04073 78 70 7 1
2425 Role reversals got you confused? 1.1154 0.03641 78 69 9 0
2426 Rapunzel, Rapunzel, Less Moroccan Oil in your Hair! 1.1154 0.03641 78 69 9 0
2427 Honestly, you're not quite what I had in mind, Prince Tangling. 1.1096 0.04166 73 66 6 1
2428 Wash that jester outta your hair and send him on his way! 1.1096 0.04166 73 66 6 1
2429 I can't get a grip, Rappie, you used way too much conditioner. 1.1096 0.03681 73 65 8 0
2430 Well, to be fair, the kids could be ace internet trolls. 1.1096 0.03681 73 65 8 0
2431 Could you French-braid it please? 1.1096 0.03681 73 65 8 0
2432 I ask you for scissors and you bring me conditioner. 1.1096 0.03681 73 65 8 0
2433 Do you have extensions or what? 1.1096 0.03681 73 65 8 0
2434 Instead of getting lost in the fair maiden’s eyes, I’ve gotten lost in her hair. 1.1096 0.03681 73 65 8 0
2435 Did you say apply the leave in conditioner to myself, or comb it through with my hands, as I slide down to the ground? 1.1096 0.04166 73 66 6 1
2436 What do you expect? I can't let down my hair unless it is thoroughly conditioned! 1.1096 0.03681 73 65 8 0
2437 Honey your Argan oil conditioner is not working for me.. 1.1096 0.03681 73 65 8 0
2438 I told her to get Nair, not Rogaine! 1.1096 0.04166 73 66 6 1
2439 Rapunzel, Rapunzel, let down thy detangler! 1.1096 0.03681 73 65 8 0
2440 No, stay, you’re not in my hair. 1.1096 0.03681 73 65 8 0
2441 I changed to a shampoo for thicker hair. 1.1081 0.03634 74 66 8 0
2442 Please bring conditioner 1.1081 0.03634 74 66 8 0
2443 I hope the carpet won´t match the drapes! 1.1081 0.04540 74 68 4 2
2444 Where are my scissors? 1.1081 0.04112 74 67 6 1
2445 Dost thou meet with the gum? 1.1081 0.03634 74 66 8 0
2446 Boy, she casts a long shadow. 1.1081 0.03634 74 66 8 0
2447 You know what? Just add me on Discord. 1.1081 0.04112 74 67 6 1
2448 Feminism has really ruined my role in this story 1.1081 0.04112 74 67 6 1
2449 My new extensions are equipped with a homing device.” 1.1081 0.04112 74 67 6 1
2450 Let me guess, the helmet I made you is 'too hairy'? Well, get used to it, bub. 1.1081 0.03634 74 66 8 0
2451 Let me guess, the helmet I made you is 'too hairy'? 1.1081 0.03634 74 66 8 0
2452 Rapunzel, have you changed your conditioner? 1.1081 0.04540 74 68 4 2
2453 Wait, did you ask for a landscaper or a manscaper? 1.1081 0.03634 74 66 8 0
2454 I told you that an August wedding was a bad idea! 1.1081 0.04540 74 68 4 2
2455 It's fine! Third times a charm! 1.1081 0.04112 74 67 6 1
2456 Next time you wash your hair don’t use so much conditioner!!! 1.1081 0.03634 74 66 8 0
2457 I don’t mind a long carpet, but I would’ve preferred hardwood. 1.1081 0.03634 74 66 8 0
2458 I switched to sulfate-free. Maintains my color longer, but admittedly harder to disentangle. 1.1081 0.04112 74 67 6 1
2459 Next time don't use so much conditioner. 1.1081 0.04112 74 67 6 1
2460 Eventually, you knew, Rapunzel’s hair would drown you, so go with the flow. 1.1081 0.03634 74 66 8 0
2461 I'm still working out the kinks in the plan. 1.1081 0.03634 74 66 8 0
2462 The wig snatched Me :( 1.1081 0.04112 74 67 6 1
2463 Surfs up 1.1081 0.03634 74 66 8 0
2464 Having a bad hair day? 1.1081 0.03634 74 66 8 0
2465 Every character we meet is in crisis. 1.1081 0.04112 74 67 6 1
2466 Help, I can't get up. 1.1081 0.03634 74 66 8 0
2467 My hair is so soft and silky! 1.1081 0.04112 74 67 6 1
2468 Hang on, let me grab my conditioner 1.1081 0.04112 74 67 6 1
2469 I meant you need to get out an party more. 1.1081 0.03634 74 66 8 0
2470 All your body parts stick out with my new favorite no cling shampoo treatments. Look how your hat flew off. I can't wait to see the rest of you. Hurry up ! 1.1081 0.04112 74 67 6 1
2471 Your community influence is weak—you need more pull. 1.1081 0.03634 74 66 8 0
2472 And this is the way we remove you from the organizational chart 1.1081 0.03634 74 66 8 0
2473 Hair World! Fun for the whole family! 1.1081 0.04112 74 67 6 1
2474 Next time, remember to bring the shampoo with detergent! 1.1081 0.04112 74 67 6 1
2475 It took me a long way to the top so why not you! 1.1081 0.03634 74 66 8 0
2476 I told you to bring me conditioner first! 1.1081 0.03634 74 66 8 0
2477 Your highness, the Queen asked me to focus on your strengths. 1.1081 0.04112 74 67 6 1
2478 Rapunzel, I think it’s time to get a haircut! 1.1081 0.04112 74 67 6 1
2479 Cher hair 1.1081 0.03634 74 66 8 0
2480 If you think this is bad, you should see downstairs. 1.1081 0.04112 74 67 6 1
2481 Less conditioner, maybe? 1.1081 0.04112 74 67 6 1
2482 I guess I used a little too much conditioner... 1.1081 0.04112 74 67 6 1
2483 It’s that full body shampoo.I thought it would help. 1.1081 0.03634 74 66 8 0
2484 It's not the fault of the shampoo, it's the off-brand​ conditioner. 1.1081 0.04112 74 67 6 1
2485 A creme rinse. Why? 1.1081 0.03634 74 66 8 0
2486 Poor Roudolf. He can help everyone but himself. 1.1081 0.03634 74 66 8 0
2487 Hey! You're the one who said you'd cuddle! 1.1081 0.04540 74 68 4 2
2488 I told you that the wig would be a let down. 1.1081 0.04112 74 67 6 1
2489 This gay role play is entanglement. You are not Repunzel. 1.1081 0.04112 74 67 6 1
2490 My mind's a blank. 1.1081 0.03634 74 66 8 0
2491 It's silkier at the bottom. 1.1081 0.03634 74 66 8 0
2492 Too much hair straightener? 1.1081 0.04540 74 68 4 2
2493 Don't worry sir, the conditioner should reach you by tomorrow. 1.1081 0.03634 74 66 8 0
2494 Sorry, I forgot to use hair conditioner. 1.1081 0.03634 74 66 8 0
2495 It's her new shampoo spell--it's locking in the moisture! 1.1081 0.03634 74 66 8 0
2496 Fortunately, the mustache oil in my pocket will help me slide free. 1.1081 0.03634 74 66 8 0
2497 Do both sides work? 1.1081 0.03634 74 66 8 0
2498 My mother warned me not to get entangled with cockscombs like you! 1.1081 0.03634 74 66 8 0
2499 My conditioner is not your problem. 1.1081 0.04112 74 67 6 1
2500 It's your Rogaine, but my loss. 1.1081 0.03634 74 66 8 0
2501 It's to late for an extreme makeover! 1.1081 0.03634 74 66 8 0
2502 I’m writing a musical called “South Pacific.” 1.1081 0.04112 74 67 6 1
2503 Don't take the Tangled theme too literally 1.1081 0.03634 74 66 8 0
2504 How's the trim going? 1.1081 0.04112 74 67 6 1
2505 I am happy up here. Thank goodness for such thick-confusing hair to keep away unsuitable living beings. 1.1081 0.04540 74 68 4 2
2506 Do you use Herbal Essences? 1.1081 0.04112 74 67 6 1
2507 Someone throw me a brush ! 1.1081 0.04112 74 67 6 1
2508 There’s no getting up from that one. 1.1081 0.04540 74 68 4 2
2509 Darn that smoothing conditioner. 1.1081 0.03634 74 66 8 0
2510 I think we're in the wrong meta-fairy-tale. 1.1081 0.03634 74 66 8 0
2511 It might be better if you use the downhill skis! 1.1081 0.03634 74 66 8 0
2512 When will you install the new elevator? 1.1081 0.03634 74 66 8 0
2513 Do you know how to braid? 1.1081 0.03634 74 66 8 0
2514 Sorry honey, I decided not to braid hairstyles during the winter! 1.1081 0.04540 74 68 4 2
2515 You didn’t tell me you changed conditioner. 1.1081 0.04112 74 67 6 1
2516 Yikes! I hate to think what a bad hair day looks like. 1.1081 0.03634 74 66 8 0
2517 I told you to stop using that volumizing shampoo. 1.1081 0.04112 74 67 6 1
2518 Don’t complain!...If I’d gotten that perm, you couldn’t climb up here 1.1081 0.04112 74 67 6 1
2519 WTF - She uses hair conditioner? 1.1081 0.04112 74 67 6 1
2520 Why is she using Goop? 1.1081 0.03634 74 66 8 0
2521 I told you not washing my hair for two years had benefits. 1.1000 0.04145 70 64 5 1
2522 As you can see, I don't need any more hair growth product... but thank you. 1.1000 0.03612 70 63 7 0
2523 I don't own scissors. 1.1000 0.04145 70 64 5 1
2524 Well, if you had brought me a bottle of shampoo, maybe it wouldn't have been so slippery. 1.1000 0.04145 70 64 5 1
2525 Hurry up hair, Harry." 1.1000 0.04145 70 64 5 1
2526 I have lured the Human to my lair, and now I shall FEAST 1.1000 0.03612 70 63 7 0
2527 "I forgot to tell you that I combed out the tangles! 1.1000 0.03612 70 63 7 0
2528 Hark brave sir, runneth forth and fetch Johnson’s No More Tangles! 1.1000 0.03612 70 63 7 0
2529 I told you to bring conditioner! 1.1000 0.03612 70 63 7 0
2530 Sorry. I used an extra oily conditioner. 1.1000 0.03612 70 63 7 0
2531 Rapunzel! Our restyling appointment was for 2:00 today!! 1.1000 0.04145 70 64 5 1
2532 Are you the plumber? This sink is REALLY overflowing! 1.1000 0.03612 70 63 7 0
2533 I'm so sorry, but I've started using this new silky shampoo I found on Amazon, and well, now it's just impossible to climb. 1.1000 0.03612 70 63 7 0
2534 I just love your hair! What was your name again? 1.1000 0.04145 70 64 5 1
2535 Then why the hell are you so sad 1.1000 0.04145 70 64 5 1
2536 Rapunzel! This is a hairierexperience than I could ever have imagined! 1.1000 0.04145 70 64 5 1
2537 Hirsute offers him a hair suit. He is overwhelmed. 1.1000 0.04145 70 64 5 1
2538 Who knew that "Rogaine on the Rocks" should not be ordered by the tankard. 1.1000 0.04145 70 64 5 1
2539 ​"This is the problem of using too much Rogaine." 1.1000 0.03612 70 63 7 0
2540 Only kidding! 1.1000 0.04145 70 64 5 1
2541 I told you not to switch your conditioner! 1.1000 0.04145 70 64 5 1
2542 Let your hair down," you said 1.1000 0.03612 70 63 7 0
2543 I found that I had a high false-positive rate, until I started using a moisturizing conditioner. 1.1000 0.03612 70 63 7 0
2544 Women these days mean business. 1.1000 0.04145 70 64 5 1
2545 You'd think I'm asking for the moon! I'm just asking for a little extension, that's all. 1.1000 0.03612 70 63 7 0
2546 Rapunzel: Don't you think you used enough Rogaine? 1.1000 0.04618 70 65 3 2
2547 Rapunzel Rapunzel, I'll bring a ladder next time. 1.1000 0.03612 70 63 7 0
2548 I told you I have wavy hair. 1.1000 0.03612 70 63 7 0
2549 You shouldn’t have come after my deep conditioning 1.1000 0.03612 70 63 7 0
2550 Rapunzel got it wrong. And this hurts less. 1.1000 0.03612 70 63 7 0
2551 'You might like to change to the 'for greasy hair' formulation.' 1.1000 0.03612 70 63 7 0
2552 Darnit Rapunzel, I had my fingers crossed when I said it. 1.1000 0.04145 70 64 5 1
2553 They ran out of my regular detangler at the drug store 1.1000 0.03612 70 63 7 0
2554 Do you think its time for a trim? 1.1000 0.03612 70 63 7 0
2555 But I DO like the highlights... 1.1000 0.03612 70 63 7 0
2556 Rapunzel is a cross-dresser! 1.1000 0.03612 70 63 7 0
2557 Rapunzel, pull up your hair! 1.1000 0.03612 70 63 7 0
2558 Too much Rogaine? 1.1000 0.04145 70 64 5 1
2559 First time I've been stranded on a castle... 1.1000 0.03612 70 63 7 0
2560 I love it when you run your fractures through my hair. 1.1000 0.04145 70 64 5 1
2561 We wouldn't have this problem if you had bought me that conditioner I wanted. 1.1000 0.04145 70 64 5 1
2562 I think I'm losing interest in e-mail. 1.1000 0.03612 70 63 7 0
2563 Ramputz, I meant one strand at a time, not all at once ! 1.1000 0.04145 70 64 5 1
2564 Never saw any need to use Conditioner until now! 1.1000 0.03612 70 63 7 0
2565 Sorry, I guess I "let down my fair hair" with just a little too much zest. 1.1000 0.04145 70 64 5 1
2566 Hey look lady, what do you want?! Your mom just paid me to give you a perm, is all! 1.1000 0.03612 70 63 7 0
2567 I think I will say put your hair up next time. 1.1000 0.03612 70 63 7 0
2568 Well, was it worth it? 1.1000 0.03612 70 63 7 0
2569 I told you the slip and slide cream rinse was a wash! 1.1000 0.04145 70 64 5 1
2570 Rapunzel, have I got a guy for you. 1.1000 0.04145 70 64 5 1
2571 You cis or trans? 1.1000 0.03612 70 63 7 0
2572 You could have used conditioner 1.1000 0.03612 70 63 7 0
2573 I sure wish she would stop using that conditioner 1.1000 0.04145 70 64 5 1
2574 Quick! Have the king send all his horses and all his men. 1.1000 0.03612 70 63 7 0
2575 You must change your shampoo. 1.1000 0.04618 70 65 3 2
2576 I thought he was croaking. 1.1000 0.04145 70 64 5 1
2577 Have you seen her face? I can't climb to that. 1.1000 0.04145 70 64 5 1
2578 Excessive Use Of Rogaine .... Sorry ! 1.1000 0.04618 70 65 3 2
2579 I said; 'Let's go to the faire.'! 1.1000 0.04618 70 65 3 2
2580 Wait, I'm sorry I freaked out when the dress came off! 1.1000 0.03612 70 63 7 0
2581 Don't shame me about my split ends! 1.1000 0.03612 70 63 7 0
2582 Maybe you ought to cut back on the conditioner. 1.1000 0.03612 70 63 7 0
2583 I 'm sorry to hurt your feelings, but that's the worst scaling attempt I've ever seen. 1.1000 0.04145 70 64 5 1
2584 I'm disappointed in both of you. 1.1000 0.04618 70 65 3 2
2585 Shouldeth I cut back on the conditioner? 1.1000 0.04145 70 64 5 1
2586 Look at my long, silky dick hair. 1.1000 0.04618 70 65 3 2
2587 What we lack is a water feature. 1.1000 0.03612 70 63 7 0
2588 They don't tell you all the dangers of using too much conditioner. 1.1000 0.03612 70 63 7 0
2589 How do you like the new way I am wearing my hair? 1.1000 0.03612 70 63 7 0
2590 Actually, I only wash it every other day. 1.1000 0.04145 70 64 5 1
2591 It always gets like this in the summer. 1.1000 0.04145 70 64 5 1
2592 Did you have to rinse? 1.1000 0.04145 70 64 5 1
2593 It's not my fault if you're not prepared for all the hair 1.1000 0.03612 70 63 7 0
2594 I'm using a new conditioner. 1.0896 0.04108 67 62 4 1
2595 William Tell caught up in his comb over attempt 1.0896 0.04108 67 62 4 1
2596 Next time bring the shampoo for oily hair. 1.0896 0.03515 67 61 6 0
2597 She got me coming and going - 1.0896 0.03515 67 61 6 0
2598 You should see my armpits. 1.0896 0.04108 67 62 4 1
2599 Not quite what I was thinking when I heard 'wave pool'! 1.0896 0.04108 67 62 4 1
2600 Sorry about that, the conditioner makes it slick. 1.0896 0.03515 67 61 6 0
2601 I guess I didn't rinse out all the conditioner. 1.0896 0.03515 67 61 6 0
2602 Don’t fight the rip tide! 1.0896 0.03515 67 61 6 0
2603 Jeez, why are you feeling so offended? It was a compliment, for God sake. 1.0896 0.03515 67 61 6 0
2604 You must have hit a split end - sorry I should have had it trimmed. 1.0896 0.04108 67 62 4 1
2605 You should have waited until I put the conditioner in. 1.0896 0.03515 67 61 6 0
2606 No wonder I can't make progress! She really oils her hair. 1.0896 0.03515 67 61 6 0
2607 I thought you were getting a permanent. Not a wave 1.0896 0.03515 67 61 6 0
2608 Ease up on the conditioner, Rapunzel. 1.0896 0.03515 67 61 6 0
2609 Sorry it is so slick! Don’t give up!” Don Dechman —- Austin, T 1.0896 0.03515 67 61 6 0
2610 Boris Being Evicted From The Tower Of London. 1.0896 0.03515 67 61 6 0
2611 Sorry, Just used a new condioner that makes my hair all silky and slippery. 1.0896 0.03515 67 61 6 0
2612 Uh oh. They warned about the Lock Nest monster! 1.0896 0.04626 67 63 2 2
2613 Not just after you washed it! 1.0896 0.04108 67 62 4 1
2614 You are a very strange lady! 1.0896 0.04108 67 62 4 1
2615 Rapunzel's old man is onto me! 1.0896 0.03515 67 61 6 0
2616 There's been a misunderstanding. I asked for a shampoo and rinse... 1.0896 0.03515 67 61 6 0
2617 Let me know when you’re done air drying your hair. 1.0896 0.04108 67 62 4 1
2618 Get outta' my hair, Schmuck! 1.0896 0.04108 67 62 4 1
2619 Conditioner! I said conditioner. 1.0896 0.04108 67 62 4 1
2620 It's my tangle-free new shampoo. 1.0896 0.04108 67 62 4 1
2621 I'd like to kiss you, but I just washed my hair. 1.0896 0.03515 67 61 6 0
2622 Repunzel, I'm here for your monthly haircut! 1.0896 0.04108 67 62 4 1
2623 A bit too much conditioner... 1.0896 0.03515 67 61 6 0
2624 Of all your hair brained ideas, this has got to be the worst yet! 1.0896 0.04108 67 62 4 1
2625 I have a fucking hair Hair entanglement fetish 1.0896 0.04108 67 62 4 1
2626 The new Tangled ride at Disney World hit teething problems. 1.0896 0.03515 67 61 6 0
2627 Sorry. I know my split ends look ghastly. 1.0896 0.03515 67 61 6 0
2628 They say humidity adds volume and I definitely got the hots for you...or at least that’s what Mother told my hair last week. 1.0896 0.04108 67 62 4 1
2629 Yeah, you like that? Yeah... put ... put my hair in your mouth... ohhh yeah... yeah you like it you little bish 1.0896 0.03515 67 61 6 0
2630 You used too much hair conditioner. 1.0896 0.03515 67 61 6 0
2631 They have provided me with nutrition while I've been waiting to be rescued. 1.0896 0.04626 67 63 2 2
2632 Prince butterfingers, get out of my hair!” 1.0896 0.03515 67 61 6 0
2633 Will someone please let me out of here? 1.0896 0.03515 67 61 6 0
2634 Sorry...I just conditioned my hair this morning. 1.0896 0.04108 67 62 4 1
2635 Well, I would call it a job. It takes forever to blowout my hair. 1.0896 0.03515 67 61 6 0
2636 I guess I need to use a better conditioner. 1.0896 0.03515 67 61 6 0
2637 JEST A HAIRY MOMENT 1.0896 0.03515 67 61 6 0
2638 Yes, it's a volume enhancing conditioner. 1.0896 0.04108 67 62 4 1
2639 You promised you wouldn't change conditioners again. 1.0896 0.03515 67 61 6 0
2640 Forget it......I'll only date up and comers... 1.0896 0.03515 67 61 6 0
2641 Damn conditioner! 1.0896 0.03515 67 61 6 0
2642 Easy on the cream rinse Gwendolyn. 1.0896 0.04626 67 63 2 2
2643 I thought you said you could do balayage. 1.0896 0.03515 67 61 6 0
2644 Taking a clue from doctors, I am going to stop hair treatment service at home. Everyone will now have to come to my salon. 1.0896 0.04108 67 62 4 1
2645 I, Rapunzel, see, that you too, have been "let down" by the my latest hair conditioner foray.. 1.0896 0.03515 67 61 6 0
2646 How many times do I have to tell you? Stop using conditioner! 1.0896 0.03515 67 61 6 0
2647 not Rapunzel, but Rogaine. 1.0896 0.04108 67 62 4 1
2648 Next time don't wear those goofy shoes here or use the stairs! 1.0896 0.03515 67 61 6 0
2649 The Prell, quick, throw me the Prell. 1.0896 0.03515 67 61 6 0
2650 When will I see the ombré effect? 1.0896 0.03515 67 61 6 0
2651 I take 'em myself at midnight 1.0896 0.04108 67 62 4 1
2652 Do I dry you before or after the dishes? 1.0896 0.03515 67 61 6 0
2653 But my stylist HIGHLY recommended the Keratin treatment. 1.0896 0.04108 67 62 4 1
2654 Did you miss Rapunzel on the way down? 1.0896 0.04108 67 62 4 1
2655 Sorry, Karl. Since I've been using jojoba oil, it's my hair really hard to climb. 1.0896 0.04626 67 63 2 2
2656 I'm fine with the long hair, but it's the split ends that drive me crazy! 1.0896 0.04108 67 62 4 1
2657 Rapunzel, why did you have to use conditioner? 1.0896 0.03515 67 61 6 0
2658 Vagina Waterlogs.... 1.0896 0.04108 67 62 4 1
2659 Romancing these long locks is clearly above my paygrade. 1.0896 0.03515 67 61 6 0
2660 I have been growing it since July 1972 when I left Broadway. 1.0896 0.04108 67 62 4 1
2661 I suppose now I'll have to start using an extra-body shampoo. 1.0896 0.04626 67 63 2 2
2662 Sorry for the tangles 1.0896 0.03515 67 61 6 0
2663 Santana? Yes, I think it is!" 1.0896 0.03515 67 61 6 0
2664 That's the slide, not the stairs! 1.0896 0.03515 67 61 6 0
2665 This is a tangled knot of deceit 1.0896 0.03515 67 61 6 0
2666 A shampoo and conditioner salesman was here right before you. 1.0896 0.03515 67 61 6 0
2667 It must be the co-wash. 1.0896 0.03515 67 61 6 0
2668 I hope she's not going to take a shower. 1.0896 0.03515 67 61 6 0
2669 Another unsuspecting suitor swept away, to think her locks were but only a few feet long when she beckoned someone to marry her. 1.0896 0.04108 67 62 4 1
2670 Yeah one time I tried to cut my own hair and everybody called me Hypoallergenic Hank for a month so, like, I get it 1.0896 0.04626 67 63 2 2
2671 Might be a little slick, it’s hard to reach down there. 1.0896 0.04108 67 62 4 1
2672 Too much gel? 1.0896 0.03515 67 61 6 0
2673 I didn't expect you to be so harry. 1.0896 0.03515 67 61 6 0
2674 Are you sure you used creme rinse? 1.0896 0.03515 67 61 6 0
2675 Hey, can I get a little help here? 1.0896 0.03515 67 61 6 0
2676 Are you delivering those scissors I ordered? 1.0896 0.03515 67 61 6 0
2677 Enough Rogaine for woman already! 1.0896 0.03515 67 61 6 0
2678 What did you do with her? This is NOT the conditioner she usually uses! 1.0896 0.03515 67 61 6 0
2679 My stylist went on strike!!! 1.0896 0.04108 67 62 4 1
2680 You forgot to braid your hair so I could climb it. 1.0896 0.03515 67 61 6 0
2681 Hmm...Playing hard to get is she! 1.0896 0.03515 67 61 6 0
2682 " I had to wash that man right out of my hair ... and now I'm tangle free!" 1.0896 0.03515 67 61 6 0
2683 Rapunzel, you're using the wrong shampoo! 1.0896 0.04108 67 62 4 1
2684 My new conditioner is superslide sponge relief. 1.0896 0.03515 67 61 6 0
2685 They had a special on Rogain. 1.0896 0.03515 67 61 6 0
2686 I have to stop using that shampoo that makes my hair grow thicker. 1.0896 0.04108 67 62 4 1
2687 Sorry, I can't get my hair to do anything with all this humidity. 1.0896 0.03515 67 61 6 0
2688 It's that new shampoo. 1.0896 0.04108 67 62 4 1
2689 Quit dicking around and help me get these crampons on. 1.0896 0.03515 67 61 6 0
2690 What do you mean you failed gym class? 1.0896 0.04108 67 62 4 1
2691 What a terrible let down. 1.0896 0.03515 67 61 6 0
2692 Looks like Carl and Fernando are having another blowout. 1.0896 0.03515 67 61 6 0
2693 She had asked me to scale her tresses to fix cornrow braids then she brushed me off!! 1.0896 0.04108 67 62 4 1
2694 Maybe a rope" -Pres Trump 1.0896 0.03515 67 61 6 0
2695 Its like when Democrats meet Republicans... It can be very hairy! 1.0896 0.04108 67 62 4 1
2696 I told you not to eat greasy fries before climbing 1.0896 0.03515 67 61 6 0
2697 I’m not quite sure if I like this new Head & Shoulders shampoo... 1.0896 0.04108 67 62 4 1
2698 Between that hair conditioner and flat iron, I couldn't grab a bit of Rapunzel's hair... 1.0896 0.03515 67 61 6 0
2699 I'm only here to try to cure the lice infestation. 1.0896 0.03515 67 61 6 0
2700 Rapunzel, Rapunzel, let up on the Goop! 1.0896 0.03515 67 61 6 0
2701 If nothing else, Princess, you've certainly proven that you're worth it. 1.0896 0.03515 67 61 6 0
2702 You said you would catch it! 1.0896 0.03515 67 61 6 0
2703 Do you think the CTI version is an improvement? 1.0896 0.04108 67 62 4 1
2704 Condition it on your way down. Thanks. 1.0896 0.04108 67 62 4 1
2705 Thank goodness they're building the tower higher next week. 1.0896 0.03515 67 61 6 0
2706 And it's Rapunzel, not Repugnant. 1.0896 0.03515 67 61 6 0
2707 It’s a whole new thing since she’s been hitting the hair products sales 1.0896 0.04108 67 62 4 1
2708 That's the last time I let my hair down. 1.0896 0.03515 67 61 6 0
2709 You wii be fine with a little spritz of detangler 1.0896 0.04108 67 62 4 1
2710 Feel free to brush or braid. 1.0896 0.03515 67 61 6 0
2711 They haven't discovered a remedy for greasy hair yet. 1.0896 0.03515 67 61 6 0
2712 The previous owner left it and then it started growing on me. 1.0896 0.04108 67 62 4 1
2713 O'mighty wizardess of all who's the next TRiUMPhant fool to fall? 1.0896 0.03515 67 61 6 0
2714 Personal stylist, my eye! 1.0896 0.03515 67 61 6 0
2715 I'm the Bulgarian Rapunzel. 1.0896 0.04108 67 62 4 1
2716 Thanks for the untangler. 1.0896 0.03515 67 61 6 0
2717 Shoot, it looks like we’ve tied the knot. 1.0896 0.03515 67 61 6 0
2718 I only asked you to let down your golden waves... 1.0877 0.04534 57 53 3 1
2719 I get it bro, you like Megadeth 1.0820 0.03541 61 56 5 0
2720 Look Ma. No hands. 1.0781 0.03381 64 59 5 0
2721 They call it ‘conditioner.’ 1.0781 0.03381 64 59 5 0
2722 Bet you didn't know these silky smooth hair also works as a fire escape. 1.0781 0.03381 64 59 5 0
2723 I should have invented shampoo and conditioner. 1.0781 0.03381 64 59 5 0
2724 I warned you my father had a grove of olive trees. 1.0781 0.03381 64 59 5 0
2725 This is basic to my escape plan. 1.0781 0.03381 64 59 5 0
2726 I guess you misunderstood when I said ours would be a hairy tale romance. 1.0781 0.03381 64 59 5 0
2727 Sorry , Lord Percival. Wrong tower!! 1.0781 0.03381 64 59 5 0
2728 I'm so glad you're here! My homemade Propecia is almost ready. 1.0781 0.03381 64 59 5 0
2729 Oh sorry it's so slippery, I used leave-in conditioner last night!" 1.0781 0.03381 64 59 5 0
2730 Two swords cuts to the chaste. 1.0781 0.04049 64 60 3 1
2731 oh! my unfathomable beauty standards. 1.0781 0.03381 64 59 5 0
2732 Sorry...I just can't do anything with it after I shampoo...!!! 1.0781 0.04049 64 60 3 1
2733 Unfortunately I'm part of this cartoon cause if I weren't, I'de give it the heave hoe. 1.0781 0.03381 64 59 5 0
2734 Rambaud and Rapunzel: very close together in the “Castle Pages”. 1.0781 0.04049 64 60 3 1
2735 You sure took your sweet time getting here... 1.0781 0.03381 64 59 5 0
2736 Fooled,Ya. 1.0781 0.04049 64 60 3 1
2737 I wish there was a way of bottling your hair straightening method. 1.0781 0.03381 64 59 5 0
2738 "No, I've never seen Warren Beatty in Shampoo." 1.0781 0.03381 64 59 5 0
2739 Oh, this is the worst-looking hat I ever saw. What, when you buy a hat like this I bet you get a free bowl of soup, huh? Oh, it looks good on you though. 1.0781 0.04049 64 60 3 1
2740 You didn't mean *right* now, did you? 1.0781 0.04049 64 60 3 1
2741 Rapunzel...the Trump revisionist version. 1.0781 0.03381 64 59 5 0
2742 RuPunzel! RuPunzel! Let down your wig 1.0781 0.03381 64 59 5 0
2743 I think your creme rinse has too much oil in it! 1.0781 0.03381 64 59 5 0
2744 Silky smooth is one thing, Rapunzel, but this is ridiculous! 1.0781 0.03381 64 59 5 0
2745 I’m drowning! 1.0781 0.03381 64 59 5 0
2746 Get out of my hair. You're no prince with shoes like that! 1.0781 0.04049 64 60 3 1
2747 Dear Prince, dear Prince, Beware of my hair, Or, I fear, You’ll be caught in my snare 1.0781 0.03381 64 59 5 0
2748 Sorry, I just got a Brazilian blow-out 1.0781 0.03381 64 59 5 0
2749 Not even remotely funny! 1.0781 0.03381 64 59 5 0
2750 Now you say take it up? Make up your mind! 1.0781 0.03381 64 59 5 0
2751 You didn't even let me finish dropping it! You just went straight in to me 1.0781 0.01998 64 60 4 0
2752 Do forgive me, my prince. I haven't had a haircut since I've been locked away in this tower. 1.0781 0.03381 64 59 5 0
2753 I think your new conditioner is working a little too well. 1.0781 0.03381 64 59 5 0
2754 I said, perhaps you can use rollers. Nothing about coasters. 1.0781 0.04049 64 60 3 1
2755 Growth projections in early times were wildly inaccurate. 1.0781 0.03381 64 59 5 0
2756 So, are you going to give me a haircut or not? 1.0781 0.03381 64 59 5 0
2757 You signed a liability waiver and my name's not Sue. 1.0769 0.03331 65 60 5 0
2758 You have got to stop using that silky smooth shampoo! 1.0769 0.03988 65 61 3 1
2759 Sorry. Mom put molasses in my conditioner bottle. 1.0769 0.03988 65 61 3 1
2760 Next time bring conditioner! 1.0769 0.03988 65 61 3 1
2761 Let’s French braid? 1.0769 0.03988 65 61 3 1
2762 This fun ride is wearing thin, Stanley. 1.0769 0.03331 65 60 5 0
2763 I think you used too much conditioner. 1.0769 0.03988 65 61 3 1
2764 Can I help it if my hair is so smooth? 1.0769 0.03331 65 60 5 0
2765 A slight trim, you said?" 1.0769 0.03988 65 61 3 1
2766 Damn, should have gotten the perm. 1.0769 0.03988 65 61 3 1
2767 Rapunzel’s hair stylist hasn’t been here in ten years.’ 1.0769 0.03331 65 60 5 0
2768 Your smelly extensions are strangling me. 1.0769 0.03331 65 60 5 0
2769 My Tinder profile said "helmet hair required" for a reason. 1.0769 0.03331 65 60 5 0
2770 I take it back. Tie it up and jump. 1.0769 0.03331 65 60 5 0
2771 What does it mean, "Try braiding" ? 1.0769 0.03331 65 60 5 0
2772 But my hairdresser says I don't condition enough. 1.0769 0.03988 65 61 3 1
2773 Rapunzel, Super Cuts has a long hair special! 1.0769 0.03331 65 60 5 0
2774 Use less conditioner next time! 1.0769 0.03331 65 60 5 0
2775 I'm drowning but the hair is silky soft and smells wonderful. 1.0769 0.03988 65 61 3 1
2776 How about a rope, or a rope ladder, instead 1.0769 0.03988 65 61 3 1
2777 You gotta good look​, didn't you? 1.0769 0.03331 65 60 5 0
2778 Due to climate change, Rupunzel's hair was melting. 1.0769 0.03331 65 60 5 0
2779 I was wondering if you could just come up the stare 1.0769 0.03988 65 61 3 1
2780 Rapunzel is out stalking wild boar. I’m handling her hair to entice any prince who might come by to climb the golden stair. 1.0769 0.03331 65 60 5 0
2781 Despite True Love, as so often the case, it was actually the short hairs left in the bathtub that lead to the inevitable divorce. 1.0769 0.03331 65 60 5 0
2782 Me and my big mouth! 1.0769 0.03331 65 60 5 0
2783 You said you could swim in my eyes. So? 1.0769 0.03331 65 60 5 0
2784 Did he say Rapunzel or Babel? 1.0769 0.03988 65 61 3 1
2785 Really followed the directions on the bottle I see... 1.0769 0.03331 65 60 5 0
2786 Yeah, sorry. I switched to Maybelline. 1.0769 0.03331 65 60 5 0
2787 Be careful what you wish for, right? 1.0769 0.03988 65 61 3 1
2788 You're the one who cured my alopecia. 1.0769 0.03988 65 61 3 1
2789 Jester be gone. 1.0769 0.03331 65 60 5 0
2790 I wish you wouldn't get so far into the weeds of this relationship. 1.0769 0.03988 65 61 3 1
2791 Sorry, I think I used too much gel. 1.0769 0.03988 65 61 3 1
2792 Sorry, I forgot to use the shampoo for oily hair. 1.0769 0.03988 65 61 3 1
2793 Help me, I've come with the conditioner! 1.0769 0.03331 65 60 5 0
2794 So far, this security system has foiled the wall climbers. 1.0769 0.03988 65 61 3 1
2795 I'm caught up with a few things right now. How about we hang out later? 1.0769 0.03331 65 60 5 0
2796 OK! Step one was let down my long hair. Step two is ...? 1.0769 0.03331 65 60 5 0
2797 I may have used a little too much conditioner. 1.0769 0.03331 65 60 5 0
2798 So glad you didn't shampoo... 1.0769 0.03331 65 60 5 0
2799 They did say if I rescued her I'd be swimming in it 1.0769 0.03331 65 60 5 0
2800 I requested a braid, not an upbraiding! 1.0769 0.03988 65 61 3 1
2801 Yes, it is indeed lustrous. But could you go back to using the other conditioner? 1.0769 0.03331 65 60 5 0
2802 You should stop using that conditioner. 1.0769 0.03988 65 61 3 1
2803 Smooth ride, buddy. 1.0769 0.03331 65 60 5 0
2804 It's a new oil treatment, why do you ask? 1.0769 0.03331 65 60 5 0
2805 Rapunzel, I thought we agreed that you'd stop the keratin and overconditionong! 1.0769 0.03331 65 60 5 0
2806 Play with her [hair], they said. One stroke at a time, they said. 1.0769 0.03331 65 60 5 0
2807 It's too silky to climb! 1.0769 0.03988 65 61 3 1
2808 I'm doing all the work here! 1.0769 0.03331 65 60 5 0
2809 Get a f~—ng haircut 1.0769 0.03988 65 61 3 1
2810 Not only do I own hair club for men, I'm also a member. 1.0769 0.03331 65 60 5 0
2811 The Golden Stair is a black diamond. 1.0769 0.03988 65 61 3 1
2812 Failing the 1812 Pomade Challenge at the German Ninja Warrior games. 1.0769 0.03988 65 61 3 1
2813 Guess I should have skipped the conditioner. 1.0769 0.03331 65 60 5 0
2814 My bad... It must be that new conditioner that I'm using. 1.0769 0.03331 65 60 5 0
2815 Sorry! I just got a blowout. 1.0769 0.03331 65 60 5 0
2816 I didn't think this would happen when I prescribed him with finasteride 1.0769 0.03331 65 60 5 0
2817 You were the one who told me to let my hair down! 1.0769 0.03331 65 60 5 0
2818 I’m using a shampoo that gives my hair more body. 1.0769 0.03331 65 60 5 0
2819 I wish she would start using the conditioner I bought her. 1.0769 0.03331 65 60 5 0
2820 I was auditing the shaving commercial not the shampoo commercial. 1.0769 0.03988 65 61 3 1
2821 You forgot to bring the fringe twister. 1.0769 0.03988 65 61 3 1
2822 I wanted Shea butter, but Shane butter will have to do. 1.0769 0.03988 65 61 3 1
2823 Oops! 1.0769 0.03331 65 60 5 0
2824 If you can find it, the drawstring is your best bet. 1.0769 0.03988 65 61 3 1
2825 Slow down on that conditioner you're killing me. 1.0769 0.03331 65 60 5 0
2826 I may have gone a bit heavy on the conditioner. 1.0769 0.03331 65 60 5 0
2827 YOU DONT MEET MY STANDARDS; DOWN THE WATER SLIDE YOU GO. 1.0769 0.03331 65 60 5 0
2828 I was thinking of calling the ride Hairy World. 1.0769 0.03331 65 60 5 0
2829 it is too much hair 1.0769 0.03331 65 60 5 0
2830 Lather, rinse, rescue, repeat then comb and shave me. 1.0769 0.03331 65 60 5 0
2831 What are my odds on finding a non-binary rescuer? 1.0769 0.03331 65 60 5 0
2832 A curling iron may work better than conditioner. 1.0769 0.03331 65 60 5 0
2833 I've switched to leave in conditioner 1.0769 0.03331 65 60 5 0
2834 Stop pestering me about getting a haircut until you get one yourself! 1.0769 0.03331 65 60 5 0
2835 Hey! Careful! I just straightened it! 1.0769 0.03331 65 60 5 0
2836 You men are always trying to drag me down. 1.0769 0.03331 65 60 5 0
2837 Well, sorry, but conditioner is in short supply up here. 1.0769 0.03988 65 61 3 1
2838 Wouldn't want to see where else it grows. 1.0769 0.03331 65 60 5 0
2839 I knew this Jennifer Aniston cut wasn't for me. 1.0769 0.03331 65 60 5 0
2840 Rap, this Hairbrained scheme isn’t working 1.0769 0.03988 65 61 3 1
2841 I tried a new conditioner. 1.0769 0.03331 65 60 5 0
2842 Melania & Donald Position is everything in life ! Ann J Hulyo Cinnaminson, NJ 856 394 0809 1.0769 0.03988 65 61 3 1
2843 Well, Alex Honnold likes it. 1.0769 0.03988 65 61 3 1
2844 Damn bitch you live like this? 1.0769 0.03988 65 61 3 1
2845 Castle in the air, You have too much hair. 1.0769 0.03331 65 60 5 0
2846 Hey Rapunzel. Lay off the tonic, you’re growing a mustache. 1.0769 0.03331 65 60 5 0
2847 I know we Trumps are proud of our hair, dad, but couldn't you install an elevator? 1.0769 0.03331 65 60 5 0
2848 Even after a closer look, I’m not even sure it’s Rapunzel. 1.0769 0.03331 65 60 5 0
2849 You know Rapunzel you're becoming a drag. 1.0769 0.03331 65 60 5 0
2850 Say down there, were you going to make a call or did you get caught up in my hair? 1.0769 0.03331 65 60 5 0
2851 Did you switch conditioners? 1.0769 0.03331 65 60 5 0
2852 I didn’t realize that’s what she meant when she said ladder. 1.0769 0.03331 65 60 5 0
2853 His hair is a Castle Hill 1.0769 0.03331 65 60 5 0
2854 And don't forget the conditioner. 1.0769 0.03988 65 61 3 1
2855 I shouldn't have used the smoothing shampoo you gifted me 1.0769 0.03331 65 60 5 0
2856 Drowning me in your ocean of hair is the best breakup I ever had. 1.0769 0.03331 65 60 5 0
2857 You may need to shampoo today. 1.0769 0.03988 65 61 3 1
2858 Since you joined Hair Club for Men, there's no fun in our Rapunzel game. 1.0769 0.03331 65 60 5 0
2859 Too much conditioner, methinks! 1.0769 0.03331 65 60 5 0
2860 I think urban development has gone too far" 1.0769 0.03988 65 61 3 1
2861 You may ascend only if you brought the gallon-jug of shampoo. 1.0769 0.03988 65 61 3 1
2862 Rapunzel, Rapunzel, let down your Nair. 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
2863 I haven't the chance to wash it recently. 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
2864 'We figured it was time to monetize' 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
2865 This is how you treat your royal barber? 1.0667 0.04024 60 57 2 1
2866 Can you wait for me to wash my hair...? 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
2867 I should have known you had nothing to offer but split ends. 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
2868 Because I can't fit my doo in this skinny tower. 1.0667 0.04024 60 57 2 1
2869 Come back when you've got conditioner. 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
2870 You should have seen me before i got a haircut! 1.0667 0.04024 60 57 2 1
2871 Conditioner? I hardly know 'er! 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
2872 It's a new conditioner! Silky smooth, isn't it? 1.0667 0.04024 60 57 2 1
2873 I sent those barrels of conditioner for a reason." 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
2874 He puts the Selsun Blue in the pail. 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
2875 Rapunzel, Rapunzel, have you ever heard of conditioner?!? 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
2876 Must be the mousse. 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
2877 Sorry, I used plastic-free conditioner. 1.0667 0.04024 60 57 2 1
2878 This is the second curler that’s died on me this week. 1.0667 0.04024 60 57 2 1
2879 Don't worry, its vegan. 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
2880 You used way too much conditioner before this reenactment! 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
2881 Hey! I thought you were cisgender! 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
2882 You called my braiding amateurish, this is the alternative 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
2883 I didn’t Rapunzel meant tsunami in Old English. 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
2884 Well, then next time say, 'Let down your better idea.' 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
2885 Sorry for the tangles. I ran out of conditioner. 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
2886 Oh, my, I need to use more conditioner for better control. 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
2887 That new conditioner really makes your hair smooth & silky. 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
2888 Thy fair maiden, have you tried conditioner? 1.0667 0.04024 60 57 2 1
2889 Sorry. I only used conditioner this morning. 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
2890 Stop, Repunzel!! There’s way too much conditioner. 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
2891 ... and that’s how I can help you with your Lady Godiva cosplay. 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
2892 Hair is a bit oily today! 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
2893 I've started using dry shampoo. 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
2894 Your new wig looks nice. 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
2895 Found this fabulous new styling mousse? 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
2896 Her hair is definitely as rough as silk. CORN silk. 1.0667 0.04024 60 57 2 1
2897 Only EarthMom.Org defenders may be granted consent to ascend my golden swirls. 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
2898 Will this distract from my foot hair? 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
2899 Maybe only a gallon of conditioner next time? 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
2900 This caricaturist thought this would be a great idea so you need to remain in that position. 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
2901 Hair Snare! Should I care? Hair Snares ... Get me out of there! 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
2902 They say this new hog fat conditioner is all the rage these days. 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
2903 It conditions the hair, and THEN it climbs up the tower! 1.0667 0.04024 60 57 2 1
2904 Now what? And where is Rapunzel? 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
2905 Help! Where is the real Rapunzel? 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
2906 Damn hipsters. 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
2907 With that appointment - make sure it's not just a trim ! 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
2908 I thought you were joking when you said it was "super" hair restorer. 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
2909 The conditioner is made from avocados. Too much? 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
2910 If you brought any conditioner, you can comb your way out. 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
2911 Your split ends are ruining the fun, again! 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
2912 This is why you should shampoo the roots, and condition the ends. 1.0667 0.04024 60 57 2 1
2913 You weren’t there, you just saw the movie. 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
2914 Wow I think I found a better way to climb the wall 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
2915 Help me, I'm feeling down! 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
2916 It was that conditioner you brought me last week. How was I supposed to know it was for extra dry? 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
2917 Just... go away. 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
2918 Would you please start using conditioner. 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
2919 This guys 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
2920 I can’t, too much conditioner. 1.0667 0.04024 60 57 2 1
2921 Sorry. It's a bad hair day. 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
2922 Now, he has to trek the desert for freedom. 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
2923 Can’t see Rapunzel for the tresses? 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
2924 Use your bow to handle this miss. 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
2925 I meant hair, not cascade! 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
2926 Gee, your hair smells horrific. 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
2927 What kind of conditioner is this? 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
2928 I'll have to slow down on conditioner. 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
2929 Is that a bald spot? 1.0667 0.04024 60 57 2 1
2930 Hey Rap, seems like you've discovered the perfect formula for silkiness!" 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
2931 You really need to up your hide-and-seek game, Harry. 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
2932 Leave me alone now. I'm getting out of your hair 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
2933 Sorry, I'm Repugnant not Rapunzel. 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
2934 You should user softener! 1.0667 0.04024 60 57 2 1
2935 Wow, Harry! That was really corny! 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
2936 Those food stamps you got in 1991 mean you are now ineligible! 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
2937 Fortunately you have greasy hair 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
2938 Now accepting applications for immediate move-in. 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
2939 You used that non-stick conditioner again, didn't you? 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
2940 Next time bring napkins, my love. 1.0667 0.04024 60 57 2 1
2941 Ah, shit! Next time I gotta grab him. Before he gets a look at me close-up. 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
2942 Don't ever forget to bring me conditioner again! 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
2943 Rapunzel! You needed to use Rogaine in moderation. 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
2944 FORE? 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
2945 How old are you? 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
2946 I must stop oiling my beautiful hair. 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
2947 Repunzel, Repunzel, you really need to Condition more often. 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
2948 And I’ll require copious amounts of shampoo if you’re still interested. 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
2949 Things can be a bit hairy at the top, better lay low. 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
2950 Whoa, that was hairy 1.0667 0.04024 60 57 2 1
2951 I see you've changed to the Extra Volume formula 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
2952 You need more conditioner 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
2953 To love me, you must also love my split ends. 1.0667 0.04024 60 57 2 1
2954 Rapunzel, shampoo and condition, yes but I’ll never be able to get up the tower if you continue using that substandard hair spray. 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
2955 Next time you brush your hair leave a few kinks 1.0667 0.04024 60 57 2 1
2956 Rickpunzel Rickpunzel cut your golden hair 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
2957 Don't throw out the husband with the bath water. 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
2958 Are you one of the Cowsills? 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
2959 This is a track-less weave 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
2960 Rapunzel, Rapunzel Braids are better. 1.0667 0.04024 60 57 2 1
2961 Well, my hair might be less greasy if you could get me some shampoo up in here. 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
2962 Wait, shouldn’t you be wearing a man bun? 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
2963 Did I use too much conditioner? It's okay, I'll tie one end up here and climb down. You do have a sword or something, right? 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
2964 If I'd have known you were coming today, I'd have skipped the conditioner. 1.0667 0.04024 60 57 2 1
2965 I don't know...what kind of shampoo do YOU use? 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
2966 I can't wait to get out of this body cast! 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
2967 Wow! Rapunzel that’s a lot of hair 1.0667 0.04024 60 57 2 1
2968 This time, try not climbing one of my extensions. 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
2969 This is the only time I have ever been in favor of a man bun. 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
2970 Styles change 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
2971 What the heck small tower small dowry. 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
2972 I’m trying the new hairstyle, hombre 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
2973 Sorry, I've been trying a new hair conditioner 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
2974 Who is harebrained idea what is this? 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
2975 What's the matter, you don't like blondes? 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
2976 Should I get another bob? 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
2977 Is my new shampoo scent too strong for you? 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
2978 The bottle said 'so silky, you can't even run your fingers through it!' 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
2979 Are you using a new shampoo? 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
2980 I've been using a new volumizing conditioner. 1.0667 0.04024 60 57 2 1
2981 My new shampoo's called 'Build a ladder', Sir Robin. 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
2982 Pubes were an option. You said no. Now, deal with it. 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
2983 Rapunzel, what's with the dandruff? And are you using a conditioner? 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
2984 Instructions: This medicated shampoo is used to treat annoyances. Wash with caution, but use as needed. 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
2985 Hurry, will ya, I’m getting a perm. 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
2986 Stop using conditioner for this story to precede > 1.0667 0.04024 60 57 2 1
2987 Repugnant Repugnant— Trump’s towers and walls 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
2988 Okay, okay! I’ll be right up. 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
2989 Ugh, Keratin! 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
2990 My super smooth conditioner repels men like you. 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
2991 Romeo, my Romeo, where the heck are you? I've brushed my hair and I'm ready! 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
2992 Whatever you do, don't cut it. 1.0667 0.04024 60 57 2 1
2993 Let down !! Not drop!! 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
2994 Sorry! I swiped left! The App must be buffering... 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
2995 Why yes, I do like to rinse, repeat. 1.0667 0.04024 60 57 2 1
2996 Try again after I shampoo, it's a bit oily now. 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
2997 My new conditioner makes for a slippery slope. 1.0667 0.04024 60 57 2 1
2998 My sister's gone. Don't bother coming back. 1.0667 0.04024 60 57 2 1
2999 Try again next week. I won’t use mom’s silky hair conditioner! 1.0667 0.04024 60 57 2 1
3000 Sorry, no visitors today, I’m practicing self care. 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
3001 Did you use a new conditioner Rapunzel? 1.0667 0.04024 60 57 2 1
3002 Sorry, I should have used conditioner 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
3003 I dare say there’s something fishy going on here. 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
3004 Try not to disturb the lice when you're climbing up 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
3005 Hair tsunami in the desert! Is that possible? 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
3006 You forgot your helmet! 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
3007 I’m afraid I over-conditioned. 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
3008 Sorry, it's been a bad hair day. 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
3009 You'll have to accept me as I am, IN wirh the tower. 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
3010 I never should have quit CrossFit! 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
3011 Not what I meant by putting your hair down... 1.0667 0.04024 60 57 2 1
3012 Oops, I forgot about the conditioner 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
3013 You should be THANKING me for treating my alopecia. 1.0667 0.04024 60 57 2 1
3014 Next time bring cream rinse. 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
3015 Would you like fries or a side salad with our chef’s special tagliatelle? 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
3016 Rapunzel, was my marriage proposal not good enough for you! 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
3017 I always get a knot in my hair when I forget conditioner. I wish I could get a prince. 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
3018 I thought you liked it silky smooth. 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
3019 I thought you said ' let drown your hair' 1.0667 0.04024 60 57 2 1
3020 Where'd my hat go? Well, at least I lost something. 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
3021 Hey, you're the one who said it needed conditioning. 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
3022 But the good news is - I found a great conditioner. 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
3023 I knew I shouldn’t have used that sleek-n-shine conditioner. 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
3024 That hair conditioner works wonders. 1.0667 0.03247 60 56 4 0
3025 Sticky hair products....forget it. 1.0556 0.03146 54 51 3 0
3026 What did you expect? I'm Rapunzel. 1.0377 0.02643 53 51 2 0
3027 Gay-punzula,gay-punzula, let down your hair. 1.0377 0.02643 53 51 2 0
3028 Rapunzel! Too much hair gel! 1.0377 0.02643 53 51 2 0
3029 During the Rapunzel experiment Galileo was knock silly and forgot to report it. 1.0377 0.02643 53 51 2 0
3030 Maybe you could SWIM up. 1.0377 0.02643 53 51 2 0
3031 Rapunzel, you’re using too much conditioner on your hair. 1.0377 0.02643 53 51 2 0
3032 I have a good feeling about this! 1.0377 0.02643 53 51 2 0
3033 Repunzel, Repunzel, you have split ends. 1.0377 0.02643 53 51 2 0
3034 Letting My Hair Down Affects People In Different Ways. 1.0377 0.02643 53 51 2 0
3035 Next time I come, I hope you've used condtioner. 1.0377 0.02643 53 51 2 0
3036 I’m going to kill that doctor who gave you the prescription for Rogaine 1.0377 0.02643 53 51 2 0
3037 Sorry.It said "no more tangles" 1.0377 0.02643 53 51 2 0
3038 Finally, I find a best place to stay worm. 1.0377 0.02643 53 51 2 0
3039 What kind of Wizard are you if you can't do something about my barber? 1.0377 0.02643 53 51 2 0
3040 Rapunzel, Rapunzel, stop using Brilliantine. 1.0377 0.02643 53 51 2 0
3041 I told you this new conditioner makes it super silky! 1.0377 0.02643 53 51 2 0
3042 I know, but the new bar conditioner is so good for the environment. 1.0377 0.02643 53 51 2 0
3043 I really should've looked closely at the head and shoulders bottle 1.0377 0.02643 53 51 2 0
3044 I won't be climbing up; Rapunzel got hit by an ugly stick. 1.0377 0.02643 53 51 2 0
3045 Rapunzel, babe - NO MORE HAIR for the time being, OK?. Ya got it? I'm drowning in hair and how am I supposed to be your lover? 1.0377 0.02643 53 51 2 0
3046 Thanks for the hat but I'm not sure it's my size. 1.0377 0.02643 53 51 2 0
3047 I think you need to cut back on the conditioner. 1.0377 0.02643 53 51 2 0
3048 Rapunzel,Rapunzel, throw down some soap so I can wash your hair in the moat! 1.0377 0.02643 53 51 2 0
3049 I credit the Rogaine. 1.0377 0.02643 53 51 2 0
3050 Joey you’ve got a terrible case of dandruff . 1.0377 0.02643 53 51 2 0
3051 Not such a hair brained idea after all 1.0377 0.02643 53 51 2 0
3052 Yikes, it must be the wrong Rapunzel! 1.0377 0.03774 53 52 0 1
3053 And stay off my shelf. 1.0377 0.02643 53 51 2 0
3054 Her britches are getting too big for the castle. 1.0377 0.02643 53 51 2 0
3055 I told you just getting it cut was better than letting your hair down. 1.0377 0.02643 53 51 2 0
3056 It's the only conditioner they'll give me. 1.0377 0.02643 53 51 2 0
3057 My mom bought me anti-split hair conditioner. 1.0200 0.02020 50 49 1 0
3058 I guess they didn’t use a good rinse. 1.0200 0.02020 50 49 1 0
3059 I told you to get the 2 in 1 shampoo & conditioner... Now your father will find me and kill me. 1.0200 0.02020 50 49 1 0
3060 Okay, so I won't call you "Rap" anymore! 1.0200 0.02020 50 49 1 0
3061 The conditioner makes it extra slippery! 1.0200 0.02020 50 49 1 0
3062 The guy above me laid a fart, I needed air. 1.0200 0.02020 50 49 1 0
3063 You seem distressed, that's what I'm here for. 1.0200 0.02020 50 49 1 0
3064 For the last time, please stop using Impermeable Hair Spray on your golden locks! 1.0200 0.02020 50 49 1 0
3065 Don’t move! It thinks you’re conditioner!” 1.0200 0.02020 50 49 1 0
3066 Sorry, I thought showering with "Deep Conditioner for Damsels" would help 1.0200 0.02020 50 49 1 0
3067 Maybe Uber  XL was not such a good idea after all? 1.0200 0.02020 50 49 1 0
3068 No snarls with this new conditioner. 1.0200 0.02020 50 49 1 0
3069 Maybe try a little less conditioner tomorrow, would you? 1.0200 0.02020 50 49 1 0
3070 I just moussed 1.0200 0.02020 50 49 1 0
3071 Do the drapes match the pubes? 1.0200 0.02020 50 49 1 0
3072 I told you not to get me the super-gloss conditioner. 1.0200 0.02020 50 49 1 0
3073 You told me to! 1.0200 0.02020 50 49 1 0
3074 I guess all the conditioner make it too slippery.... 1.0200 0.02020 50 49 1 0
3075 A little dab will do ya... You don't need a gallon of the greasy kids stuff... 1.0200 0.02020 50 49 1 0
3076 I've ensured you in my web of hair. You will never escape! 1.0200 0.02020 50 49 1 0
3077 We got to get our stuff together for this Gay Marriage thing. 1.0000 0.02198 46 46 0 0
3078 Mister Rogaine, exactly what are you after? 1.0000 0.02198 46 46 0 0
3079 Do you mind grabbing some shampoo and conditioner from the drugstore for me?" 1.0000 0.02198 46 46 0 0
3080 Hey, Skinny, I still would appreciate your not rumpeling it. 1.0000 0.02198 46 46 0 0
3081 I didn't mean the extensions. 1.0000 0.02198 46 46 0 0
3082 Too greasy to grip? Get Rapunzel Shampoo for greasy hair! 1.0000 0.02198 46 46 0 0
3083 Maybe I shouldn't have gotten a permanent.... 1.0000 0.02198 46 46 0 0