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Name | Value |
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Submission deadline | 2019-08-11T22:14:00.000Z |
Voting started | - |
Voting ended | 2019-08-25T22:25:00.000Z |
Finalists announced | 2019-08-19T22:15:00.000Z |
Magazine(s) announcing finalists issued | August 26, 2019 |
Number of captions | 4577 |
Number of responses | 783674 |
Number of participants | - |
In this table, the "mean" means the empirically measured average funniness score when the "unfunny", "somewhat funny" and "funny" receive a funniness score of 1, 2, 3 respectively. "Precison" is the standard error of the mean, the standard deviation of the mean estimate. With that, a caption with an empirical mean μ and precision σ has true mean in the range [μ - 2σ, μ + 2σ] with 95% probability by the 68-95-99.7 rule assuming the responses are indepedent and identically distributed.
Rank | Caption | Mean | Precision | Total votes | "Unfunny" votes | "Somewhat funny" votes | "Funny" votes |
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0 | I take this myself. There is one side effect I should mention. | 2.0944 | 0.01069 | 5278 | 1367 | 2046 | 1865 |
1 | I'm sure it works. I was involved in the original research. | 2.0127 | 0.00759 | 10949 | 3381 | 4048 | 3520 |
2 | These should help with the hallucinations. | 2.0125 | 0.00786 | 10597 | 3399 | 3667 | 3531 |
3 | Don't worry. I wouldn't prescribe anything I haven't tested on myself. | 1.9308 | 0.00858 | 8357 | 2881 | 3173 | 2303 |
4 | No, I said I was a rodent scholar. | 1.9101 | 0.00849 | 9540 | 3744 | 2910 | 2886 |
5 | I started in the lab and then went to medical school. | 1.9089 | 0.00844 | 8937 | 3287 | 3177 | 2473 |
6 | Bring this up to the receptionist. You'll go down the hall and take a right, then another right, then a left, then a right again... | 1.8659 | 0.01285 | 3900 | 1552 | 1319 | 1029 |
7 | We take Blue Cross or Blue Cheese. | 1.8514 | 0.00922 | 7927 | 3348 | 2409 | 2170 |
8 | You came to the right place. I DO give a rat's ass about your problem. | 1.8415 | 0.01202 | 4630 | 1974 | 1416 | 1240 |
9 | Why do you keep asking about side effects? | 1.8361 | 0.00872 | 8052 | 3231 | 2910 | 1911 |
10 | My father dragged slices of pizza down the subway stairs to put me through medical school. | 1.8326 | 0.01280 | 3990 | 1694 | 1270 | 1026 |
11 | I suggest more exercise. Do you have a wheel at home? | 1.7984 | 0.00984 | 6181 | 2597 | 2233 | 1351 |
12 | Rest assured, I was first in my maze. | 1.7963 | 0.01244 | 3913 | 1664 | 1382 | 867 |
13 | Most of us go into research | 1.7848 | 0.00960 | 6362 | 2698 | 2335 | 1329 |
14 | Stop the medication right away if your cats take sudden interest in you. | 1.7832 | 0.00960 | 6798 | 3026 | 2220 | 1552 |
15 | Don't worry, I've never prescribed anything I haven't tested on myself. | 1.7802 | 0.02175 | 1119 | 446 | 473 | 200 |
16 | No pressure, but a lot of my best friends died so you could take this drug. | 1.7727 | 0.02231 | 1245 | 559 | 410 | 276 |
17 | Of course there are no side effects, I take it myself. | 1.7721 | 0.00857 | 8073 | 3525 | 2863 | 1685 |
18 | Full disclosure: I participated in the clinical trials. | 1.7717 | 0.00909 | 6961 | 2977 | 2596 | 1388 |
19 | Don't worry, it was tested on people. | 1.7228 | 0.01458 | 2666 | 1227 | 951 | 488 |
20 | Go back to your cube, hit the lever two times and call me in the morning. | 1.7170 | 0.01098 | 4908 | 2343 | 1611 | 954 |
21 | We're conducting tests on humans to determine if it's safe for rats. | 1.7123 | 0.01316 | 3466 | 1682 | 1099 | 685 |
22 | Usually you have to run a maze to get stuff this good. | 1.7088 | 0.01072 | 5264 | 2583 | 1631 | 1050 |
23 | Here’s a referral to a cartoonist who can fix your eyeball. | 1.7023 | 0.01687 | 2284 | 1183 | 598 | 503 |
24 | I’m sending you to the lab. It’s going to be a dog. | 1.6954 | 0.01249 | 4656 | 2615 | 844 | 1197 |
25 | We're not all lawyers. | 1.6953 | 0.01698 | 2140 | 1085 | 622 | 433 |
26 | There are no side effects to worry about. I take this myself. | 1.6951 | 0.00978 | 5711 | 2695 | 2062 | 954 |
27 | My nurses will help you navigate the insurance maze. | 1.6700 | 0.01250 | 3564 | 1774 | 1192 | 598 |
28 | Ask my secretary to show you out. This place is a maze. | 1.6692 | 0.01837 | 1599 | 783 | 562 | 254 |
29 | Remember during open enrollment, you chose Plan B? | 1.6676 | 0.01754 | 1808 | 903 | 603 | 302 |
30 | Side effects include seeing people for who they really are | 1.6661 | 0.01879 | 1635 | 838 | 506 | 291 |
31 | Here is your ID badge. welcome to the White House | 1.6648 | 0.01797 | 1951 | 1051 | 503 | 397 |
32 | It's totally safe. I've been on it for years. | 1.6642 | 0.01143 | 4137 | 2045 | 1436 | 656 |
33 | Wolves on Wall Street, sharks in law: health care was my only choice. | 1.6619 | 0.01955 | 1467 | 743 | 477 | 247 |
34 | You remember how the Republicans said they had a great alternative to Obamacare? | 1.6583 | 0.02040 | 1431 | 754 | 412 | 265 |
35 | Of course it's safe. I take it myself. | 1.6550 | 0.01225 | 3507 | 1737 | 1243 | 527 |
36 | Doctorate...Doctor Rat. Same diff, right? | 1.6524 | 0.01948 | 1499 | 777 | 466 | 256 |
37 | This is for the hallucinations. | 1.6509 | 0.01202 | 3652 | 1824 | 1279 | 549 |
38 | Be sure to take the pills with cheese. | 1.6475 | 0.01338 | 3228 | 1702 | 962 | 564 |
39 | Call me if you notice anything unusual. | 1.6444 | 0.01267 | 3290 | 1662 | 1136 | 492 |
40 | So, you’re a member at Mar-a-Lago? My family's been there for generations. | 1.6441 | 0.02144 | 1312 | 712 | 355 | 245 |
41 | It's just that, from my perspective, having three years to live is quite remarkable indeed. | 1.6416 | 0.02153 | 1208 | 632 | 377 | 199 |
42 | I’m the first of my 1,500 siblings to graduate from college. | 1.6365 | 0.01864 | 1505 | 766 | 520 | 219 |
43 | Not a prescription, two tickets to "Cats". I hate that show. | 1.6363 | 0.01822 | 1699 | 900 | 517 | 282 |
44 | Yes, it will cure your erectile disfunction but the major side effect is you end up with very small hands. | 1.6322 | 0.02008 | 1422 | 765 | 415 | 242 |
45 | Make your first right, your second left, go to the end, go right, then right, then left, then the second right, make the next left, then a left, then a left, the next left, make a right, a right, and a left, and the pharmacy's right there. | 1.6310 | 0.01850 | 1534 | 790 | 520 | 224 |
46 | Frankly, with your health plan coverage, I am all you can afford | 1.6256 | 0.01899 | 1445 | 748 | 490 | 207 |
47 | I examined your stool sample. It was delicious. | 1.6237 | 0.02343 | 1164 | 673 | 256 | 235 |
48 | What's the matter? Do you have a problem with my Trump University credentials? | 1.6165 | 0.02308 | 1176 | 680 | 267 | 229 |
49 | You smell what?! | 1.6157 | 0.01715 | 1936 | 1066 | 548 | 322 |
50 | I can both spread AND cure disease at the same time. | 1.6121 | 0.02159 | 1142 | 611 | 363 | 168 |
51 | I’m going to refer you to a specialist in Baltimore, the place is infested with doctors. | 1.6099 | 0.01800 | 1684 | 916 | 509 | 259 |
52 | Twice a day until your eyes pop back into your head | 1.6044 | 0.02238 | 1044 | 561 | 335 | 148 |
53 | ... and you'll be back in the rat race in ten days. | 1.5996 | 0.03308 | 482 | 262 | 151 | 69 |
54 | Whatever you do, and I speak from experience, do not exceed the recommended dosage. | 1.5981 | 0.02421 | 943 | 526 | 270 | 147 |
55 | I'm sorry I bit you. You might want to get this filled immediately. | 1.5980 | 0.02781 | 714 | 398 | 205 | 111 |
56 | Take two of these and the hallucinations will get even better. | 1.5972 | 0.02071 | 1194 | 643 | 389 | 162 |
57 | It’s completely safe. I participated in the trials myself. | 1.5965 | 0.01642 | 1891 | 1017 | 620 | 254 |
58 | This would have saved my dad. Too bad he was in the control group. | 1.5963 | 0.01874 | 1516 | 833 | 462 | 221 |
59 | Side effects? You know I wouldn't give you anything I haven't tried myself. | 1.5950 | 0.01674 | 1847 | 1003 | 589 | 255 |
60 | I'm not an ANIMAL doctor, I'm an animal DOCTOR. | 1.5949 | 0.02229 | 1022 | 550 | 336 | 136 |
61 | Take two with a wedge of cheese every four hours. | 1.5904 | 0.03281 | 498 | 277 | 148 | 73 |
62 | Little do people realize, the best way to trap a rat is 8 years of crippling medical school debt | 1.5819 | 0.02155 | 1148 | 646 | 336 | 166 |
63 | If you want a human doctor, you'll need private health insurance. | 1.5815 | 0.02192 | 1135 | 646 | 318 | 171 |
64 | As the new head of the CDC, I'm one of the more credible Presidential appointments. | 1.5791 | 0.02156 | 1195 | 689 | 320 | 186 |
65 | I'm trying to get rid of some neighborhood cats. | 1.5730 | 0.02023 | 1576 | 988 | 273 | 315 |
66 | I go to med school. My brother picks up a slice of pizza. And he's the famous one. | 1.5727 | 0.02851 | 660 | 378 | 186 | 96 |
67 | 'Has it been tested on animals'? What the hell kind of question is that?!" | 1.5723 | 0.02368 | 975 | 564 | 264 | 147 |
68 | You look like you've never seen a prescription before. | 1.5714 | 0.02301 | 980 | 554 | 292 | 134 |
69 | Before I became a doctor, I was a lab assistant. | 1.5712 | 0.02566 | 681 | 361 | 251 | 69 |
70 | It's still in the trial-phase, but we're seeing positive results among humans | 1.5665 | 0.01897 | 1361 | 756 | 439 | 166 |
71 | This time we are having humans test it first. | 1.5653 | 0.02169 | 1102 | 629 | 323 | 150 |
72 | Well actually, I graduated from Ratcliffe. Why do you ask? | 1.5628 | 0.02111 | 1178 | 679 | 335 | 164 |
73 | This’ll do the trick. My wife’s already produced four litters this year. | 1.5604 | 0.02338 | 944 | 542 | 275 | 127 |
74 | We accept cash, credit or a nice gouda. | 1.5593 | 0.02473 | 835 | 478 | 247 | 110 |
75 | This should cure what plagues you. | 1.5590 | 0.02421 | 864 | 493 | 259 | 112 |
76 | This will help with your hallucinations. | 1.5580 | 0.02098 | 1181 | 683 | 337 | 161 |
77 | You can fill this at the nearest pharmacy: turn left, right, right, left, right, left, left, then right. | 1.5552 | 0.02045 | 1160 | 654 | 368 | 138 |
78 | Yep, worked my way up from the lab. | 1.5502 | 0.02280 | 956 | 549 | 288 | 119 |
79 | Its the new Republican health care plan. I'm the manager here. | 1.5484 | 0.02701 | 764 | 463 | 183 | 118 |
80 | Call me if the erection lasts longer than four generations.” | 1.5446 | 0.02605 | 808 | 489 | 198 | 121 |
81 | Don't tell anyone, but I'm recommending a CAT scan. | 1.5442 | 0.02334 | 917 | 533 | 269 | 115 |
82 | Side effects? Maybe an enhanced sense of smell... | 1.5429 | 0.02229 | 1013 | 592 | 292 | 129 |
83 | And here's a prescription for a rabies shot, with my sincerest apologies for what happened earlier. | 1.5413 | 0.02471 | 848 | 503 | 231 | 114 |
84 | The bad news is I'm a rat. The good news is there's no co-pay. | 1.5372 | 0.02774 | 646 | 379 | 187 | 80 |
85 | I've increased your dosage, but let me know if people begin to look like rodents. | 1.5358 | 0.02417 | 894 | 537 | 235 | 122 |
86 | Actually, I’m the only one in my family who’s not a lawyer. | 1.5353 | 0.03146 | 510 | 302 | 143 | 65 |
87 | Here’s your prescription, and apologies in advance, our pharmacy is a bit of a hole in the wall | 1.5348 | 0.02602 | 718 | 419 | 214 | 85 |
88 | Gnaw through the plastic and take two | 1.5330 | 0.04724 | 227 | 135 | 63 | 29 |
89 | If I'm not exterminated, I'll see you in two weeks. | 1.5325 | 0.03602 | 385 | 228 | 109 | 48 |
90 | No, it's not poison. Would you give me something with poison in it? | 1.5322 | 0.02464 | 793 | 463 | 238 | 92 |
91 | What did you think the Ratification of Obamacare meant? | 1.5321 | 0.02524 | 840 | 513 | 207 | 120 |
92 | Take this until I stop looking like a rat | 1.5316 | 0.02383 | 869 | 513 | 250 | 106 |
93 | I swear to god Jim if you make one more joke about the rat race I will not hesitate to get HR involved. | 1.5316 | 0.02520 | 775 | 457 | 224 | 94 |
94 | No, no side effects. Why? | 1.5315 | 0.02389 | 858 | 505 | 250 | 103 |
95 | Side effects? You could become much bigger and more intelligent. | 1.5298 | 0.02545 | 789 | 474 | 212 | 103 |
96 | Does your insurance cover out-of-species providers? | 1.5285 | 0.03552 | 403 | 242 | 109 | 52 |
97 | Hey, we can't all work in the White House. | 1.5285 | 0.02595 | 789 | 483 | 195 | 111 |
98 | Don’t worry Mr.Smith we’re experts at burrowing. Your colonoscopy is going to go just fine. | 1.5282 | 0.02880 | 638 | 390 | 159 | 89 |
99 | Now don't be giving me that physician assistant is not a doctor look. | 1.5277 | 0.02559 | 703 | 406 | 223 | 74 |
100 | Why are you always so focused on side effects? | 1.5257 | 0.02926 | 565 | 334 | 165 | 66 |
101 | Call the office immediately if this makes you nauseous, jittery, or want to crawl into the walls and die. | 1.5236 | 0.02439 | 827 | 494 | 233 | 100 |
102 | Ratcliffe! Were'd you get your degree? | 1.5227 | 0.02732 | 660 | 395 | 185 | 80 |
103 | Here, this should help with some of your psychotic symptoms. But I really am a giant rat. | 1.5222 | 0.02526 | 722 | 421 | 225 | 76 |
104 | Trust me, I wouldn't prescribe anything I hadn't first tried myself. | 1.5197 | 0.02516 | 735 | 432 | 224 | 79 |
105 | All my friends at the lab say it's safe and effective. | 1.5197 | 0.02460 | 787 | 467 | 231 | 89 |
106 | I take it myself and as far as I can tell there is only ONE side effect. | 1.5175 | 0.02600 | 744 | 453 | 193 | 93 |
107 | Take 2 with either cheese or peanut butter... | 1.5139 | 0.02602 | 722 | 437 | 199 | 86 |
108 | If you can't swallow pills, have your wife hide them in your food. | 1.5116 | 0.02823 | 602 | 363 | 170 | 69 |
109 | That's DOCTOR Rat Bastard, to you! | 1.5101 | 0.02864 | 643 | 404 | 150 | 89 |
110 | I'm a new hybrid -- part doctor, part health insurance company. | 1.5099 | 0.02912 | 604 | 375 | 150 | 79 |
111 | It's perfectly safe- I've tried it myself. | 1.5073 | 0.02602 | 688 | 413 | 201 | 74 |
112 | Try this, it worked for me. | 1.5063 | 0.02579 | 711 | 430 | 202 | 79 |
113 | I tried lab work for a while, but I missed the patient contact. | 1.5063 | 0.02964 | 553 | 338 | 150 | 65 |
114 | Why would you think I'm from Baltimore? | 1.5052 | 0.02829 | 671 | 428 | 147 | 96 |
115 | We don't do CAT scans in our office | 1.5047 | 0.03370 | 430 | 264 | 115 | 51 |
116 | This might help with your hallucinations. I think we'll work on your trust issues later. | 1.5037 | 0.02712 | 667 | 411 | 176 | 80 |
117 | Here, this should help with the hallucinations. | 1.5034 | 0.02587 | 725 | 445 | 195 | 85 |
118 | We tested it in humans. | 1.5030 | 0.02689 | 658 | 401 | 183 | 74 |
119 | I’m a rat. What you need is an ophthalmologist. | 1.5008 | 0.02801 | 603 | 368 | 168 | 67 |
120 | Trust me, I know the plague when I see it. | 1.4991 | 0.02887 | 587 | 364 | 153 | 70 |
121 | What did you say you smell? | 1.4982 | 0.02897 | 550 | 334 | 158 | 58 |
122 | This should take care of the hallucinations. | 1.4978 | 0.02698 | 677 | 422 | 173 | 82 |
123 | You can get this filled behind the refrigerator. | 1.4970 | 0.03047 | 505 | 309 | 141 | 55 |
124 | If you don’t have insurance, I accept cheese. | 1.4964 | 0.02815 | 560 | 336 | 170 | 54 |
125 | My father was a lab rat but he always wanted more for me. | 1.4963 | 0.02897 | 544 | 330 | 158 | 56 |
126 | It's an emergency - I'm going to have to scurry." | 1.4959 | 0.02774 | 605 | 370 | 170 | 65 |
127 | ...University of Baltimore Medical School, Why? | 1.4951 | 0.02868 | 614 | 388 | 148 | 78 |
128 | I tested it in the lab myself. | 1.4936 | 0.02734 | 626 | 385 | 173 | 68 |
129 | Take two now, you won’t see me in the morning. | 1.4930 | 0.02723 | 641 | 397 | 172 | 72 |
130 | Things will probably look normal again once we get your eye back into its socket. | 1.4920 | 0.02878 | 561 | 345 | 156 | 60 |
131 | Let's make this quick. I have to get back to the lab. | 1.4897 | 0.02774 | 584 | 356 | 170 | 58 |
132 | Don't worry. I've had a long career in medical research. | 1.4894 | 0.02826 | 566 | 346 | 163 | 57 |
133 | The only side effects that lab tests have shown is an increase in the growth of nose hair. | 1.4874 | 0.03200 | 478 | 302 | 119 | 57 |
134 | I won't lie, there are some side effects. | 1.4863 | 0.02901 | 549 | 340 | 151 | 58 |
135 | Of course it works, I was in the clinical trials. | 1.4860 | 0.02812 | 570 | 350 | 163 | 57 |
136 | I need a cat scan before I can make a diagnosis. | 1.4858 | 0.02932 | 564 | 356 | 142 | 66 |
137 | I wouldn't prescribe you anything I haven't tested on myself. | 1.4854 | 0.02871 | 583 | 367 | 149 | 67 |
138 | I take them myself. There’s only one serious side effect - | 1.4854 | 0.02922 | 583 | 372 | 139 | 72 |
139 | If you think you're hallucinating now, wait til you take this stuff. | 1.4838 | 0.02853 | 585 | 368 | 151 | 66 |
140 | Oh so rats can carry disease but not cure them? | 1.4832 | 0.03110 | 505 | 321 | 124 | 60 |
141 | Speaking from experience, there’s only one known side effect. | 1.4822 | 0.03634 | 338 | 208 | 97 | 33 |
142 | It’s safe, I promise. It’s been tested on mice. | 1.4816 | 0.03149 | 434 | 264 | 131 | 39 |
143 | Let’s hold off on the CAT scan | 1.4809 | 0.02858 | 551 | 341 | 155 | 55 |
144 | Take two of these daily and bring me a sample of your droppings. | 1.4796 | 0.02938 | 515 | 318 | 147 | 50 |
145 | Don't worry, it's safe. I tested it on myself first. | 1.4794 | 0.02857 | 509 | 307 | 160 | 42 |
146 | I know you poisoned everyone I loved last year, but you can trust me. | 1.4766 | 0.03225 | 470 | 302 | 112 | 56 |
147 | Every time I give you one of these, touch the keypad with your nose and I’ll give you another | 1.4741 | 0.02911 | 540 | 340 | 144 | 56 |
148 | Down the hall on the left, left, right, left, right, left, right, right, left. | 1.4732 | 0.02996 | 522 | 332 | 133 | 57 |
149 | Minimal side effects. I take it myself. | 1.4715 | 0.03081 | 473 | 297 | 129 | 47 |
150 | This will help with the hallucinations. | 1.4701 | 0.02920 | 519 | 325 | 144 | 50 |
151 | I know, I know no one looks like their drivers license picture. | 1.4691 | 0.03022 | 501 | 318 | 131 | 52 |
152 | What did you expect when you opted for an HMO? | 1.4686 | 0.03003 | 493 | 310 | 135 | 48 |
153 | Johns Hopkins in Baltimore, why? | 1.4676 | 0.03306 | 432 | 278 | 106 | 48 |
154 | Yes, the medication may have some side effects - why do you ask? | 1.4669 | 0.02986 | 484 | 302 | 138 | 44 |
155 | Just press the lever if you want me to refill your prescription. | 1.4668 | 0.03085 | 422 | 257 | 133 | 32 |
156 | The medicine works, but nose hair is a regrettable side effect. | 1.4636 | 0.04837 | 220 | 147 | 44 | 29 |
157 | If you feel like it's working, keep pressing the button. | 1.4636 | 0.03131 | 440 | 276 | 124 | 40 |
158 | Sure it’s safe. I’ve been taking it for years. | 1.4634 | 0.03107 | 464 | 295 | 123 | 46 |
159 | No, we don't test on mice any more." | 1.4627 | 0.02994 | 482 | 303 | 135 | 44 |
160 | I understand your concern Mr. Phipps, but ask yourself this - if I were really a rat, would I have been able to write you this anti-psychotic prescription? | 1.4624 | 0.03494 | 372 | 238 | 96 | 38 |
161 | Yes, it's a new drug, but I tested it myself. | 1.4620 | 0.02982 | 461 | 285 | 139 | 37 |
162 | Side effects? You're looking at them. | 1.4613 | 0.03432 | 375 | 238 | 101 | 36 |
163 | Listen, I don't prescribe anything I wouldn't test on myself. | 1.4612 | 0.03117 | 477 | 308 | 118 | 51 |
164 | I’m also a lawyer. | 1.4604 | 0.03247 | 454 | 297 | 105 | 52 |
165 | Side effects? Nothing serious. Why do you ask? | 1.4604 | 0.03140 | 454 | 290 | 119 | 45 |
166 | You won't win the race, but you won't care. | 1.4595 | 0.03110 | 457 | 291 | 122 | 44 |
167 | Trust me, it works in humans also | 1.4589 | 0.03190 | 462 | 301 | 110 | 51 |
168 | Why yes, my medical career did start with lab testing. | 1.4589 | 0.03130 | 462 | 296 | 117 | 46 |
169 | Here's your prescription. By the way, I know you poisoned my uncle. | 1.4580 | 0.03254 | 441 | 287 | 106 | 48 |
170 | Johns Hopkins, why do you ask? | 1.4580 | 0.03071 | 452 | 285 | 127 | 40 |
171 | Why, yes . . . Johns Hopkins is in Baltimore . . . why do you ask?? | 1.4577 | 0.03513 | 378 | 246 | 92 | 41 |
172 | Believe me, I know bubonic plague when I see it. | 1.4569 | 0.03252 | 394 | 247 | 114 | 33 |
173 | If this curbs your hallucinations, call me and let me know if I’m real. | 1.4568 | 0.03609 | 370 | 244 | 83 | 43 |
174 | It's a business card, Mr. Emerson, not the plague. | 1.4567 | 0.03601 | 335 | 213 | 91 | 31 |
175 | The side effects ARE the perks. | 1.4559 | 0.03200 | 454 | 296 | 109 | 49 |
176 | Take 2 a day and if your hallucinations don't go away,I will refer you to Dr.Wolf | 1.4558 | 0.03086 | 452 | 287 | 124 | 41 |
177 | Of course, there are side effects. | 1.4554 | 0.03144 | 437 | 278 | 119 | 40 |
178 | There are no side-effects, I've been on it for years and have not noticed anything. | 1.4554 | 0.03105 | 448 | 285 | 122 | 41 |
179 | The generic is cheaper, but genuine Gruyère is more effective. | 1.4545 | 0.03327 | 407 | 263 | 103 | 41 |
180 | The human trials have gone well so far. | 1.4531 | 0.03059 | 437 | 274 | 128 | 35 |
181 | Sure, I get teased about it. But I monetized it, and that video of me dragging a slice of pizza through the subway paid for my medical school. | 1.4531 | 0.03193 | 437 | 282 | 112 | 43 |
182 | We're quite optimistic. Tests with lab humans are promising. | 1.4518 | 0.03098 | 436 | 276 | 123 | 37 |
183 | We've taken over, you'd better get used to it... | 1.4513 | 0.03393 | 339 | 210 | 105 | 24 |
184 | This medicine has proven safe for rats. It could go either way for humans. | 1.4510 | 0.03552 | 357 | 232 | 88 | 36 |
185 | Safe? Of course it is safe. I use it myself. | 1.4499 | 0.03201 | 429 | 277 | 111 | 41 |
186 | Side effects, um no, why!? | 1.4499 | 0.03098 | 429 | 271 | 123 | 35 |
187 | The pharmacy's under the subway platform. | 1.4498 | 0.03209 | 418 | 268 | 112 | 38 |
188 | My staff and I are highly experienced navigating the health care maze. | 1.4494 | 0.03171 | 425 | 272 | 115 | 38 |
189 | Take as needed for hallucinations. | 1.4489 | 0.03279 | 421 | 275 | 103 | 43 |
190 | Trust me, this is the best treatment for your hallucinations. | 1.4489 | 0.03210 | 421 | 271 | 111 | 39 |
191 | Take it with cheese. | 1.4476 | 0.03125 | 420 | 266 | 118 | 34 |
192 | I can't be the first rodent you've seen in Baltimore, Jared. | 1.4471 | 0.03377 | 416 | 277 | 92 | 47 |
193 | It took some doing, but we finally found out who moved your cheese. | 1.4467 | 0.03404 | 394 | 259 | 94 | 41 |
194 | I can vouch for the efficacy of this medication having participated in its clinical trial. | 1.4466 | 0.03295 | 412 | 269 | 102 | 41 |
195 | Take this down the hall, make two rights, a left, and another right. Trust me, it’s a real maze in here. | 1.4450 | 0.03285 | 391 | 251 | 106 | 34 |
196 | This should start working in a few days... in the meantime, try not to be self-conscious about your appearance. | 1.4442 | 0.03254 | 403 | 260 | 107 | 36 |
197 | That’ll get you right back in the rat race. | 1.4442 | 0.03365 | 403 | 266 | 95 | 42 |
198 | Gnaw, don't swallow. | 1.4442 | 0.03291 | 403 | 262 | 103 | 38 |
199 | I once misdiagnosed an old Gypsy woman. | 1.4438 | 0.03534 | 356 | 233 | 88 | 35 |
200 | Take this to the lab. Out the door, three lefts, take the second corridor on the right, then two more rights, third door on the right, then turn left, and left again.... | 1.4425 | 0.03420 | 400 | 267 | 89 | 44 |
201 | Call if you begin to hallucinate | 1.4419 | 0.03093 | 396 | 247 | 123 | 26 |
202 | This is for that gnawing feeling. | 1.4419 | 0.03328 | 387 | 251 | 101 | 35 |
203 | I'm certain that this will help you. Lot's of my friends were in the clinical trial. | 1.4416 | 0.03226 | 394 | 252 | 110 | 32 |
204 | Yes, you're right, I did write Trump's greatest physical condition letter. | 1.4416 | 0.03477 | 394 | 265 | 84 | 45 |
205 | If any mole looks suspicious, you should report it immediately to your dermatologist. | 1.4407 | 0.03381 | 388 | 255 | 95 | 38 |
206 | And, for the last time, it's Dr. Ratficker--with an "i"! | 1.4403 | 0.03572 | 377 | 255 | 78 | 44 |
207 | This medicine was successfully tested on my 60 children. | 1.4394 | 0.03408 | 371 | 242 | 95 | 34 |
208 | This new prescription should help with your hallucinations. | 1.4393 | 0.03286 | 387 | 250 | 104 | 33 |
209 | But I did stay in a Holiday Inn last night. | 1.4390 | 0.03064 | 385 | 238 | 125 | 22 |
210 | You can pick up your prescription at Rat-Aid | 1.4363 | 0.04125 | 259 | 171 | 63 | 25 |
211 | You want species-specific diagnostics, you’re gonna have to up your plan | 1.4362 | 0.03352 | 376 | 245 | 98 | 33 |
212 | Trust me, I know about adverse side effects. | 1.4362 | 0.03352 | 376 | 245 | 98 | 33 |
213 | Some days I feel trapped as well. | 1.4362 | 0.03352 | 376 | 245 | 98 | 33 |
214 | Welcome to the human trial phase of this study, Mr. Jones. | 1.4355 | 0.03356 | 372 | 242 | 98 | 32 |
215 | Becoming a doctor was a good career move, since working in the lab was really a dead-end job. | 1.4341 | 0.03407 | 364 | 238 | 94 | 32 |
216 | hickory dickory dock, your results may come as a shock. | 1.4334 | 0.03482 | 353 | 232 | 89 | 32 |
217 | And no driving. Take the subway like I do. | 1.4332 | 0.03453 | 367 | 243 | 89 | 35 |
218 | I’m referring you to an ophthalmologist | 1.4330 | 0.03378 | 351 | 226 | 98 | 27 |
219 | You can get this filled at the dumpster behind Sal's. | 1.4326 | 0.03461 | 356 | 234 | 90 | 32 |
220 | It's not poison. Trust me. I know poison. | 1.4323 | 0.03548 | 347 | 230 | 84 | 33 |
221 | I swear, D-Con is just shorthand for decongestion medication. | 1.4309 | 0.03732 | 311 | 206 | 76 | 29 |
222 | You're not eating enough garbage." | 1.4306 | 0.03458 | 353 | 232 | 90 | 31 |
223 | This will get you back in the race. | 1.4306 | 0.03364 | 360 | 234 | 97 | 29 |
224 | One pellet three times a day. | 1.4302 | 0.03283 | 358 | 228 | 104 | 25 |
225 | Believe me I know all about cat allergies, here get this filled." | 1.4301 | 0.03940 | 279 | 185 | 68 | 26 |
226 | Trust me. I work in a lab. | 1.4298 | 0.03343 | 356 | 230 | 99 | 27 |
227 | It's rat poison, yes, but, Mr Skiles, you are not a rat. | 1.4294 | 0.03711 | 326 | 219 | 74 | 33 |
228 | Take 2 of these and scurry back in the morning. | 1.4294 | 0.03542 | 354 | 237 | 82 | 35 |
229 | We need to test this out on humans before we can get FDA approval. | 1.4290 | 0.03601 | 352 | 238 | 77 | 37 |
230 | Before this, I spent some time in the lab. | 1.4265 | 0.03592 | 347 | 234 | 78 | 35 |
231 | This hospital's bureaucracy is a maze, but I don't mind it. | 1.4265 | 0.03251 | 347 | 220 | 106 | 21 |
232 | Take these twice a day with garbage. | 1.4261 | 0.03536 | 345 | 230 | 83 | 32 |
233 | Call me if you notice anything weird. | 1.4257 | 0.03428 | 343 | 224 | 92 | 27 |
234 | Well, at least I'm not a quack. | 1.4251 | 0.03618 | 334 | 224 | 78 | 32 |
235 | You can fill this at our in-house pharmacy: it’s down the hall, take a right, another right, then a left, two more rights, then three lefts, and another right. | 1.4243 | 0.03520 | 337 | 223 | 85 | 29 |
236 | If you'll just take your medications, I'll quit being a pest. | 1.4235 | 0.03522 | 340 | 226 | 84 | 30 |
237 | Twice a day, with food, or anything else you find rummaging through the trash. | 1.4234 | 0.03919 | 274 | 182 | 68 | 24 |
238 | Here is a comp ticket to see me in The Nutcracker tonight. | 1.4233 | 0.03615 | 300 | 195 | 83 | 22 |
239 | If I'm still a rat next week, we'll change this prescription. | 1.4230 | 0.03539 | 331 | 219 | 84 | 28 |
240 | I know it works. I was part of the clinical trial. | 1.4226 | 0.03527 | 336 | 223 | 84 | 29 |
241 | Run two laps in the maze and call me in the morning. | 1.4225 | 0.03448 | 329 | 214 | 91 | 24 |
242 | That's DOCTOR Vermin, please. | 1.4222 | 0.03541 | 334 | 222 | 83 | 29 |
243 | Take two of these pills and tell me what I look like in the morning. | 1.4222 | 0.03516 | 334 | 221 | 85 | 28 |
244 | We're still great at testing, but we're also moving up into the higher paying pharmaceutical jobs. | 1.4202 | 0.03628 | 326 | 219 | 77 | 30 |
245 | Don't worry about the side effects. Trust me, I've been taking it myself for years. | 1.4185 | 0.03634 | 325 | 219 | 76 | 30 |
246 | Yeah! I DO give a rat’s ass about your health! | 1.4182 | 0.03555 | 318 | 210 | 83 | 25 |
247 | I started out as a lab rat,and worked my way up. | 1.4182 | 0.03582 | 318 | 211 | 81 | 26 |
248 | You don’t trust me? Is it the moustache? | 1.4167 | 0.03630 | 312 | 208 | 78 | 26 |
249 | Trust me: I would never prescribe an experimental drug that I haven't tried myself. | 1.4164 | 0.03699 | 317 | 215 | 72 | 30 |
250 | Clearly you are hallucinating. Why would I have a landline on my desk? | 1.4164 | 0.03617 | 317 | 212 | 78 | 27 |
251 | I take this too, and look at me. | 1.4158 | 0.03645 | 303 | 201 | 78 | 24 |
252 | Why the doubtful look? I’ll have you know I’m considered a giant in my field. | 1.4156 | 0.03604 | 308 | 204 | 80 | 24 |
253 | There are some side-effects, | 1.4145 | 0.03606 | 304 | 201 | 80 | 23 |
254 | You will want to take this on a full stomach of cheese. | 1.4143 | 0.04050 | 251 | 168 | 62 | 21 |
255 | This should help for your hallucinations. | 1.4142 | 0.03624 | 309 | 206 | 78 | 25 |
256 | It will stop you from hallucinating. | 1.4140 | 0.03777 | 314 | 216 | 66 | 32 |
257 | Of course, I’m using a mouse. Why do you ask? | 1.4140 | 0.03611 | 314 | 210 | 78 | 26 |
258 | Don’t worry, I take it myself. | 1.4139 | 0.03622 | 302 | 200 | 79 | 23 |
259 | Get bit by a radioactive rat, they said. It'll give you superpowers, they said. | 1.4137 | 0.03755 | 307 | 209 | 69 | 29 |
260 | ...I don’t give a rat’s ass... | 1.4126 | 0.04032 | 269 | 184 | 59 | 26 |
261 | My father spent his life in the dump just to get me where I am today | 1.4126 | 0.03560 | 286 | 185 | 84 | 17 |
262 | Don't worry, it's been tested on humans first | 1.4125 | 0.03732 | 303 | 205 | 71 | 27 |
263 | Give it a month or two and you'll love Baltimore. | 1.4125 | 0.03790 | 303 | 207 | 67 | 29 |
264 | Pay particular attention to the list of side effects. | 1.4097 | 0.03708 | 288 | 192 | 74 | 22 |
265 | here's your prescription for your new glasses. | 1.4091 | 0.03726 | 286 | 191 | 73 | 22 |
266 | Sorry, only Velveeta is covered by your insurance. | 1.4089 | 0.03994 | 269 | 184 | 60 | 25 |
267 | I take it myself and I haven't noticed any side effects. | 1.4088 | 0.03700 | 296 | 199 | 73 | 24 |
268 | .... and you’re going to need a ratscan. | 1.4088 | 0.03731 | 296 | 200 | 71 | 25 |
269 | I'm sorry sir, but your cat didn't survive her check-up. | 1.4086 | 0.03687 | 301 | 203 | 73 | 25 |
270 | It works. I tested it myself. | 1.4086 | 0.03776 | 301 | 206 | 67 | 28 |
271 | I can get you into an experimental trial. Those are my specialty. | 1.4083 | 0.03762 | 289 | 195 | 70 | 24 |
272 | Of course, in the old days, they would just cut off your tail with a carving knife. | 1.4078 | 0.03828 | 282 | 191 | 67 | 24 |
273 | This won't stop the hallucinations, but at least they'll seem hilarious. | 1.4077 | 0.03582 | 287 | 188 | 81 | 18 |
274 | We’ll run you through the maze again in a week. Better luck next time. | 1.4075 | 0.03734 | 292 | 197 | 71 | 24 |
275 | This prescription in very effective in quelling anthropomorphic delusions. | 1.4074 | 0.03781 | 297 | 203 | 67 | 27 |
276 | I'd also stay away from cheese. It's a trap. | 1.4074 | 0.03751 | 297 | 202 | 69 | 26 |
277 | You want to win don't you? | 1.4070 | 0.04151 | 258 | 179 | 53 | 26 |
278 | It's new but I think you'll find it effective. I tested it myself. | 1.4069 | 0.03752 | 290 | 196 | 70 | 24 |
279 | Side effects? I never noticed any. | 1.4069 | 0.03623 | 290 | 192 | 78 | 20 |
280 | I'm writing you a prescription for Gorgonzola. | 1.4068 | 0.03977 | 295 | 208 | 54 | 33 |
281 | I started in the lab and worked my way up. | 1.4062 | 0.03606 | 288 | 191 | 76 | 20 |
282 | Don't hesitate to call me if the hallucinations continue. | 1.4062 | 0.03770 | 288 | 194 | 68 | 22 |
283 | Take two of these every day right before you run on your wheel. | 1.4062 | 0.03896 | 288 | 199 | 61 | 28 |
284 | I have taken this medicine for years without any unusual side effects. | 1.4062 | 0.03606 | 288 | 190 | 79 | 19 |
285 | They've fast tracked this through the FDA - it was tested on me this morning. | 1.4062 | 0.03770 | 288 | 195 | 69 | 24 |
286 | My mistake. I should have warned you about the hallucinogenic side-effects. | 1.4061 | 0.03817 | 293 | 201 | 65 | 27 |
287 | There may be some side effects. | 1.4055 | 0.03513 | 291 | 190 | 84 | 17 |
288 | My pronouns are rat or rodent | 1.4043 | 0.03890 | 282 | 194 | 62 | 26 |
289 | I also added the vaccine for bubonic plague because...well you know. | 1.4042 | 0.03646 | 287 | 191 | 76 | 20 |
290 | Just relax. I'm what you get when you buy a cheap insurance policy! | 1.4042 | 0.03646 | 287 | 191 | 76 | 20 |
291 | I can vouch for the effectiveness of this drug, I participated in the clinical trial | 1.4042 | 0.03612 | 287 | 190 | 78 | 19 |
292 | First I interned as a lab rat at Stanford . | 1.4042 | 0.03712 | 287 | 193 | 72 | 22 |
293 | You will be fine. It's been exhaustively tested on laboratory humans | 1.4035 | 0.03730 | 285 | 192 | 71 | 22 |
294 | Actually there are some even more disturbing side effects we should probably talk about. | 1.4022 | 0.03813 | 276 | 187 | 67 | 22 |
295 | Don't worry about the side effects. I'm taking it myself. | 1.4021 | 0.03817 | 286 | 196 | 65 | 25 |
296 | It's for cheese. You need more cheese in your diet. | 1.4014 | 0.03645 | 279 | 185 | 76 | 18 |
297 | Rat poison is a highly effective blood thinner - and your insurance will pay for it. | 1.4014 | 0.03851 | 279 | 191 | 64 | 24 |
298 | We do drug trials a little differently now. | 1.4007 | 0.03590 | 277 | 184 | 75 | 17 |
299 | This ought to get you back in the rat race Mr. Willard. | 1.4007 | 0.03802 | 277 | 188 | 67 | 22 |
300 | Here's your prescription. Should put an end to your irrational hallucinations. | 1.4007 | 0.03802 | 277 | 188 | 67 | 22 |
301 | Of course, I can't guarantee you're not in the control group. | 1.4007 | 0.03697 | 277 | 185 | 73 | 19 |
302 | I am not going to lie to you, there are some side effects | 1.4007 | 0.03697 | 277 | 185 | 73 | 19 |
303 | Now scurry over to the pharmacy. | 1.4000 | 0.03773 | 280 | 190 | 68 | 22 |
304 | These should help you with the hallucinations. | 1.4000 | 0.03773 | 280 | 190 | 68 | 22 |
305 | If you need Penicillin, I recommend the moldy cheese in the alley. | 1.4000 | 0.03939 | 280 | 195 | 58 | 27 |
306 | If you think your meds are too expensive complain to the the vermin who set the prices, not to me. | 1.4000 | 0.03751 | 275 | 185 | 70 | 20 |
307 | You wouldn’t believe the maze I ran through to get these degrees. | 1.4000 | 0.03957 | 275 | 191 | 58 | 26 |
308 | Do I have something on my face? | 1.3992 | 0.04015 | 263 | 182 | 57 | 24 |
309 | Yes, that diploma says John's Hopkins. Yes, it's in Baltimore. | 1.3985 | 0.03964 | 271 | 188 | 58 | 25 |
310 | I'm referring you to Dr. Katz. | 1.3985 | 0.03715 | 271 | 181 | 72 | 18 |
311 | Not to worry. Mild hallucinations are a common side-effect. | 1.3985 | 0.03859 | 271 | 185 | 64 | 22 |
312 | The pharmacy is at the end of the hall and through the maze. | 1.3985 | 0.03787 | 271 | 183 | 68 | 20 |
313 | Take two of these and you're not even going to care if you ever get out of the maze. | 1.3985 | 0.03859 | 271 | 185 | 64 | 22 |
314 | It developed from 'press lever get a snack' to 'pass medical degree get a snack' | 1.3985 | 0.03964 | 271 | 188 | 58 | 25 |
315 | No it’s safe now. I took them when it was still experimental. | 1.3985 | 0.03888 | 261 | 177 | 64 | 20 |
316 | I'd still like to run a few lab tests with you. | 1.3978 | 0.03758 | 274 | 185 | 69 | 20 |
317 | I’m prescribing Rodentia. It’s still in trials, but it works. I haven’t had a migraine in months. | 1.3974 | 0.04351 | 229 | 160 | 47 | 22 |
318 | Call me,we’re looking for lab people. | 1.3971 | 0.03952 | 272 | 189 | 58 | 25 |
319 | Don't worry, it's been fully tested on humans. | 1.3971 | 0.03740 | 272 | 183 | 70 | 19 |
320 | And remember to get that eyeball fixed. You look weird. | 1.3971 | 0.04054 | 272 | 192 | 52 | 28 |
321 | Don’t worry about side effects - I take it myself. | 1.3963 | 0.03684 | 270 | 180 | 73 | 17 |
322 | Oh, but you will give a rat’s ass. | 1.3962 | 0.03844 | 265 | 180 | 65 | 20 |
323 | Your coat's looking a little dull. | 1.3961 | 0.04140 | 255 | 179 | 51 | 25 |
324 | Ironically, humans initially developed this medicine as a rat poison. Who's laughing now? | 1.3956 | 0.04360 | 225 | 157 | 47 | 21 |
325 | This will have you back in the rat race in no time! | 1.3955 | 0.03886 | 268 | 184 | 61 | 21 |
326 | We hope this works in humans so we can try it in rats. | 1.3953 | 0.03890 | 253 | 171 | 64 | 18 |
327 | You’re credit card isn’t working. If it helps we also accept cheese. | 1.3933 | 0.03930 | 267 | 185 | 59 | 23 |
328 | Of course it's safe. It was tested on my parents. | 1.3933 | 0.03784 | 267 | 181 | 67 | 19 |
329 | Listen, I'm not supposed to do this, but when I needed them, these things got me through a lot of mazes. | 1.3932 | 0.04384 | 206 | 141 | 49 | 16 |
330 | Here' your script renewal. Let me know if you get dry mouth, bug eyed, or have rodent hallucinations. | 1.3931 | 0.03947 | 262 | 181 | 59 | 22 |
331 | Seriously, I've found this drug to be transformative! | 1.3931 | 0.03947 | 262 | 180 | 59 | 22 |
332 | Of course it's safe - it was tested on me. | 1.3925 | 0.03803 | 265 | 180 | 66 | 19 |
333 | Look we didn't choose to spread the Plague. Why you're bringing back Measles I'll never know | 1.3925 | 0.03987 | 265 | 185 | 56 | 24 |
334 | I'm the only doctor available in your plan. Let me check you for fleas | 1.3925 | 0.03650 | 265 | 176 | 74 | 15 |
335 | It’s safe, I tested it on myself. | 1.3925 | 0.04093 | 265 | 188 | 50 | 27 |
336 | It's an experimental drug. We want to see how it affects humans before trying it on rats. | 1.3923 | 0.03967 | 260 | 180 | 58 | 22 |
337 | It's called the 'human condition', take two of these every four hours and you'll be rejoining the rat race in a week. | 1.3916 | 0.03860 | 263 | 180 | 63 | 20 |
338 | Rare side effects may occur | 1.3911 | 0.03813 | 248 | 166 | 67 | 15 |
339 | It's all allergies, get rid of the cat. | 1.3908 | 0.03917 | 261 | 180 | 60 | 21 |
340 | Yes, the same cartoonist who drew my whiskers did also draw your hair, what about it? | 1.3904 | 0.04027 | 251 | 174 | 56 | 21 |
341 | yes, talking animals is a side effect | 1.3900 | 0.03743 | 259 | 174 | 69 | 16 |
342 | I learned early in my career that being in the lab is not for me. | 1.3900 | 0.03900 | 259 | 178 | 61 | 20 |
343 | I'm referring you to someone who specializes in hallucinations. | 1.3900 | 0.03703 | 259 | 173 | 71 | 15 |
344 | Don’t act like it’s worse than your other doctor’s handwriting. | 1.3898 | 0.04163 | 236 | 164 | 52 | 20 |
345 | I suggest you take this with cheese | 1.3898 | 0.03873 | 254 | 173 | 63 | 18 |
346 | You seem anxious? | 1.3889 | 0.04014 | 252 | 175 | 56 | 21 |
347 | Trust me, I'm the White House doctor. | 1.3889 | 0.04206 | 252 | 180 | 46 | 26 |
348 | There might be some side effects. | 1.3889 | 0.03853 | 252 | 171 | 64 | 17 |
349 | "And here's a physician-review website should you care to put in a good word or two about your appointment today." | 1.3889 | 0.04009 | 234 | 159 | 59 | 16 |
350 | I’m not too worried about the hallucinations, but I’m going to prescribe something for your thyroid. | 1.3882 | 0.03940 | 255 | 176 | 59 | 20 |
351 | It's called exophthalmos but almost everyone in this cartoonist's world has it. | 1.3880 | 0.04075 | 250 | 175 | 53 | 22 |
352 | It does have some unusual side effects, but it cured my cold immediately. | 1.3880 | 0.04035 | 250 | 174 | 55 | 21 |
353 | You can get this filled at the manhole cover outside the Port Authority Bus Terminal. | 1.3880 | 0.04153 | 250 | 177 | 49 | 24 |
354 | Relax, everything will be fine. I was part of the original test study." | 1.3880 | 0.04035 | 250 | 174 | 55 | 21 |
355 | If this doesn't kill you, nothing will. | 1.3875 | 0.04111 | 240 | 167 | 53 | 20 |
356 | Yes, i did try this prescription myself. Why do you ask? | 1.3874 | 0.04001 | 253 | 176 | 56 | 21 |
357 | Here, take this. I tested it myself. | 1.3874 | 0.03881 | 253 | 173 | 62 | 18 |
358 | Who knows better about how drugs work than lab rats? | 1.3874 | 0.03921 | 253 | 174 | 60 | 18 |
359 | Imagine how I feel at the veterinarian. | 1.3874 | 0.03921 | 253 | 174 | 60 | 19 |
360 | I know the bubonic plague when I see it. | 1.3874 | 0.03881 | 253 | 173 | 62 | 18 |
361 | I know. New York City, right? | 1.3874 | 0.03800 | 253 | 171 | 66 | 16 |
362 | Is my tie crooked? | 1.3866 | 0.04004 | 238 | 163 | 58 | 17 |
363 | Cheese, three times a day. Trust me. | 1.3865 | 0.03942 | 251 | 173 | 59 | 19 |
364 | I know you feel that life is just an endless treadmill. We all do. But these meds should help. | 1.3865 | 0.03648 | 251 | 166 | 73 | 12 |
365 | Don't worry, these pills only have one side effect. | 1.3865 | 0.03901 | 251 | 172 | 61 | 18 |
366 | It’s been approved for human testing.” | 1.3865 | 0.04062 | 251 | 176 | 53 | 22 |
367 | Again, sorry for biting you. This should clear it up. | 1.3862 | 0.03740 | 246 | 164 | 69 | 13 |
368 | Yeah, you look alarmed now but just wait till you get the hospital bill. | 1.3855 | 0.03666 | 249 | 165 | 72 | 12 |
369 | I know this medicine works, I was in the test group. | 1.3855 | 0.03922 | 249 | 171 | 60 | 18 |
370 | Don't worry about anything, the only things that really counts are the billing codes I enter. | 1.3855 | 0.03922 | 249 | 171 | 60 | 18 |
371 | This will help you find your way to your cubicle. | 1.3855 | 0.03881 | 249 | 170 | 62 | 17 |
372 | Now! Who's the expert on the Bubonic Plague here? | 1.3855 | 0.04123 | 249 | 176 | 50 | 23 |
373 | Here's a prescription. Take one a day, come back in two days and I'll look more like a fluffy bunny and we can go from there. | 1.3855 | 0.03922 | 249 | 171 | 60 | 18 |
374 | Well what did you expect? Johns Hopkins IS in Baltimore, after all. | 1.3855 | 0.04004 | 249 | 173 | 56 | 20 |
375 | I take it myself. You get used to the side effects. | 1.3855 | 0.04004 | 249 | 173 | 56 | 20 |
376 | This hasn’t been tested on humans yet, but we had great results with mice. | 1.3855 | 0.03753 | 249 | 167 | 68 | 14 |
377 | My father wanted me to follow his career path in the lab but I find clinical work so much more rewarding | 1.3855 | 0.03881 | 249 | 170 | 62 | 17 |
378 | It's a new drug. Let's see what happens. | 1.3854 | 0.04443 | 205 | 143 | 45 | 17 |
379 | Donald Trump’s physician..... Just another rat in the White House. | 1.3846 | 0.04106 | 247 | 174 | 51 | 22 |
380 | The bad news is you’ll instantly transform into a rat. The good news is your body will finally be able to digest all the garbage you eat. | 1.3846 | 0.04094 | 234 | 162 | 54 | 18 |
381 | I have no idea what’s wrong with you, but here’s a coupon for cheese. | 1.3846 | 0.03901 | 247 | 169 | 61 | 17 |
382 | Infested, infected...what's in a word? | 1.3837 | 0.04129 | 245 | 171 | 50 | 21 |
383 | I didn't picture myself the doctor-type either, till I couldn't get into law school. | 1.3837 | 0.03879 | 245 | 167 | 62 | 16 |
384 | Johns Hopkins. Why do ask? | 1.3837 | 0.04129 | 245 | 173 | 50 | 22 |
385 | Trust me, it was tested on me. | 1.3837 | 0.04089 | 245 | 172 | 52 | 21 |
386 | They tested this on me. After FDA approval the only way I could afford it was to become a doctor. | 1.3836 | 0.04295 | 232 | 165 | 45 | 22 |
387 | I know the ad said mole doctor but you need a dermatologist” | 1.3836 | 0.04251 | 232 | 164 | 47 | 21 |
388 | Tested on rats? Of course not, that would be unethical. | 1.3830 | 0.04412 | 188 | 128 | 48 | 12 |
389 | And here’s your prescription to treat your hallucinations. | 1.3827 | 0.03943 | 243 | 167 | 59 | 17 |
390 | Blood cravings, night runs, hunting in packs, howling, eating roadkill. Otherwise it's harmless. | 1.3827 | 0.03943 | 243 | 167 | 59 | 17 |
391 | Take this to the pharmacists at the end of the maze. | 1.3827 | 0.04070 | 243 | 170 | 53 | 20 |
392 | If I survived the clinical trial, I'm sure you'll be fine. | 1.3827 | 0.03766 | 243 | 163 | 67 | 13 |
393 | Take one every eight hours with a piece of cheese. | 1.3822 | 0.03962 | 225 | 152 | 60 | 13 |
394 | Take this prescription and if you still hallucinate you are seeing rats....get a cat. | 1.3814 | 0.04021 | 236 | 163 | 56 | 17 |
395 | This will stop the diarrhea. As for the rest of the shit, you’ll have to stop watching Fox News. | 1.3811 | 0.04056 | 244 | 171 | 53 | 20 |
396 | Trust me. It works! I don’t even recognize myself anymore. | 1.3808 | 0.04073 | 239 | 167 | 53 | 19 |
397 | There will be two of these waiting each time you successfully navigate the maze. | 1.3805 | 0.04272 | 205 | 141 | 50 | 14 |
398 | It's the tail, isn't it? | 1.3802 | 0.03994 | 242 | 168 | 56 | 18 |
399 | Sure, there are side effects. Do you want to feel better or don’t you? | 1.3797 | 0.03871 | 237 | 161 | 62 | 14 |
400 | Ha ha, no, I didn’t start out in the lab. | 1.3797 | 0.04308 | 237 | 171 | 42 | 24 |
401 | Two a day and you'll be back in the race in no time. | 1.3797 | 0.04096 | 237 | 166 | 52 | 19 |
402 | I specialize in infectious diseases. | 1.3795 | 0.04309 | 224 | 159 | 45 | 20 |
403 | You have warts, not moles. I know moles. | 1.3787 | 0.03938 | 235 | 161 | 59 | 15 |
404 | Try taking these daily for a week, then come see me again if the hallucinations continue. | 1.3787 | 0.03938 | 235 | 161 | 59 | 15 |
405 | Take two pills a day -- and if you feel like garbage, go ahead and eat some. | 1.3787 | 0.03797 | 235 | 160 | 61 | 13 |
406 | Oh fuck, I didn't turn into a big rat again, did I? | 1.3787 | 0.04249 | 235 | 168 | 45 | 22 |
407 | If you see anything unusual, just call me. | 1.3782 | 0.03812 | 238 | 161 | 64 | 13 |
408 | This should help your gnawing anxiety. | 1.3782 | 0.04038 | 238 | 166 | 54 | 18 |
409 | Getting FDA approval was an absolute maze, but it worked on me. | 1.3782 | 0.04125 | 238 | 168 | 50 | 20 |
410 | Take two of these and leave your garbage out tonight. | 1.3782 | 0.03949 | 238 | 164 | 58 | 16 |
411 | This prescription will help with your hallucinations. | 1.3777 | 0.04143 | 233 | 164 | 50 | 19 |
412 | Here's a little trick I found to combat nose hair. | 1.3777 | 0.04098 | 233 | 163 | 52 | 18 |
413 | Relax, it's the same stuff you use to kill us. | 1.3777 | 0.04274 | 233 | 163 | 42 | 22 |
414 | I used this myself and it was a game changer. | 1.3777 | 0.04098 | 233 | 163 | 52 | 18 |
415 | If the hallucinations continue, we'll up the dosage. | 1.3777 | 0.03913 | 233 | 159 | 60 | 14 |
416 | Of course any human doctor would be out of network. | 1.3775 | 0.04448 | 204 | 144 | 43 | 17 |
417 | Turns out the cheese was a red herring. The real prize at the end of the maze was personal growth. | 1.3772 | 0.04252 | 228 | 162 | 46 | 20 |
418 | The colonoscopy is for your protection. The CAT scan is for mine. | 1.3771 | 0.04016 | 236 | 164 | 55 | 17 |
419 | What do you mean, you can smell a rat? | 1.3771 | 0.04016 | 236 | 164 | 55 | 17 |
420 | Yeah, I was on them. No side effects. | 1.3766 | 0.04211 | 231 | 164 | 47 | 20 |
421 | These should cure your hallucinations. | 1.3766 | 0.03886 | 231 | 159 | 58 | 14 |
422 | Trust me, I've spent a lot of time in the lab. | 1.3766 | 0.04029 | 231 | 160 | 55 | 16 |
423 | Relax, I washed my hands. | 1.3761 | 0.04243 | 218 | 153 | 48 | 17 |
424 | In fact, I grew up in Baltimore. Why? | 1.3755 | 0.04051 | 229 | 159 | 54 | 16 |
425 | It's still an experimental drug, but trials on humans have been positive. | 1.3755 | 0.03907 | 229 | 155 | 59 | 11 |
426 | This one worked for 95% of my relatives. | 1.3755 | 0.04191 | 229 | 162 | 48 | 19 |
427 | Take two a day, and you'll be back in the rat-race before you know it! | 1.3750 | 0.03968 | 232 | 160 | 57 | 15 |
428 | Take 2 with whatever scraps you have in the garbage. | 1.3744 | 0.03878 | 227 | 154 | 61 | 12 |
429 | You can get this filled at the dumpster out back. | 1.3744 | 0.04122 | 227 | 159 | 51 | 17 |
430 | I'm not comfortable with the term "lab rat." Let's call you the guinea pig instead, shall we? | 1.3744 | 0.03978 | 227 | 156 | 57 | 14 |
431 | You should be careful who you're calling a rat. | 1.3744 | 0.03878 | 227 | 154 | 61 | 12 |
432 | Gnaw on two of these and call me in the morning. | 1.3744 | 0.04122 | 227 | 159 | 51 | 17 |
433 | This works,it's been tested on me. | 1.3744 | 0.04169 | 227 | 160 | 49 | 18 |
434 | This'll help you find your way through the maze. | 1.3744 | 0.04122 | 227 | 159 | 51 | 17 |
435 | Yes actually, I did take this medicine myself. Why do you ask? | 1.3733 | 0.04049 | 225 | 156 | 54 | 15 |
436 | Okay, no more of that 'you dirty rat' every time I give you your bill | 1.3719 | 0.04406 | 199 | 140 | 44 | 15 |
437 | Take one every six hours with cheese | 1.3717 | 0.04225 | 226 | 161 | 46 | 19 |
438 | Take one of these whenever you think you see an animal head on a human body. | 1.3717 | 0.04178 | 226 | 160 | 48 | 18 |
439 | These pills should help you see people as they really are. | 1.3716 | 0.03926 | 218 | 148 | 59 | 11 |
440 | Don't worry, it's perfectly safe for humans. | 1.3710 | 0.03994 | 221 | 152 | 55 | 13 |
441 | I understand your hesitation, but rats don't carry diseases. Trust me – I'm a doctor. | 1.3710 | 0.04146 | 221 | 155 | 50 | 16 |
442 | Lurk in your attic while nibbling these for a few days. | 1.3705 | 0.04250 | 224 | 160 | 45 | 19 |
443 | I accept cheese or check. | 1.3705 | 0.04058 | 224 | 155 | 53 | 15 |
444 | Side effects? Nothing to worry about. | 1.3705 | 0.03958 | 224 | 154 | 57 | 13 |
445 | Take two of these and . . . well, you'll see. | 1.3705 | 0.04058 | 224 | 156 | 53 | 15 |
446 | This is a new drug for your erectile dysfunction. There are some significant side effects but it is a personal choice. | 1.3705 | 0.04107 | 224 | 157 | 51 | 16 |
447 | We accept all forms of payment—Gorgonzola, cheddar, Muenster... | 1.3705 | 0.04250 | 224 | 160 | 45 | 19 |
448 | Hallucinations are a rare side effect. This prescription should help with them. | 1.3705 | 0.04008 | 224 | 155 | 55 | 14 |
449 | I used to make house calls, but it's a trap | 1.3705 | 0.04203 | 224 | 159 | 47 | 18 |
450 | Try a little gouda and swiss and call me in the morning. | 1.3705 | 0.04058 | 224 | 156 | 53 | 15 |
451 | Trust me. I’m with the government and I’m here to help. | 1.3705 | 0.04480 | 224 | 165 | 35 | 24 |
452 | It's just cheddar cheese. It won't help your symptoms but it's the only thing they let me prescribe now. | 1.3705 | 0.04008 | 224 | 155 | 55 | 12 |
453 | Listen. An online degree is just as good as a traditional university. | 1.3705 | 0.04155 | 224 | 158 | 49 | 17 |
454 | Well, I did say there would be some hallucinogenic side effects. | 1.3705 | 0.04155 | 224 | 158 | 49 | 17 |
455 | Walk two mazes and call me in the morning. | 1.3705 | 0.03907 | 224 | 153 | 59 | 12 |
456 | The side effects may include vivid hallucinations. | 1.3702 | 0.03930 | 208 | 140 | 59 | 9 |
457 | No humans were harmed during testing. | 1.3702 | 0.03989 | 208 | 141 | 57 | 10 |
458 | You can get this prescription filled at any pet shop. | 1.3702 | 0.04215 | 208 | 145 | 49 | 14 |
459 | Open this, I don't have a thumb. | 1.3695 | 0.04228 | 203 | 141 | 49 | 13 |
460 | And I know this is safe. I was involved in the tests. | 1.3694 | 0.03980 | 222 | 153 | 56 | 13 |
461 | My diagnosis is severe bias. We rats were here first. Here's a bus pass back to wherever you came from. | 1.3687 | 0.04296 | 217 | 155 | 44 | 18 |
462 | It’s an experimental drug. Personally tested by yours truly. | 1.3682 | 0.03844 | 220 | 149 | 61 | 10 |
463 | My cousin was in the drug trial and he says the side effects are minimal. | 1.3682 | 0.04105 | 220 | 154 | 51 | 15 |
464 | I always recommend getting rid of your cat as a first-line treatment | 1.3671 | 0.04054 | 207 | 142 | 54 | 11 |
465 | From personal experience I know there are few side-effects. | 1.3670 | 0.04230 | 218 | 155 | 46 | 17 |
466 | Hide two of these in a piece of cheese, and take before bed. | 1.3670 | 0.04129 | 218 | 153 | 50 | 15 |
467 | I can tell you from personal experience: this drug works. | 1.3670 | 0.03972 | 218 | 150 | 56 | 12 |
468 | If it's safe enough for a rat, it's safe enough for you. | 1.3670 | 0.04129 | 218 | 153 | 50 | 15 |
469 | Trust me. I've personally tested all the medications I prescribe | 1.3670 | 0.04077 | 218 | 152 | 52 | 14 |
470 | You know, lab tests on my relatives were very successful. | 1.3670 | 0.03972 | 218 | 150 | 56 | 12 |
471 | Why so leery? Is it because I'm "just" a physician's assistant? | 1.3670 | 0.04329 | 218 | 157 | 42 | 19 |
472 | It’s a good drug, I take it myself, only one side effect. | 1.3670 | 0.04025 | 218 | 151 | 54 | 13 |
473 | I wouldn’t prescribe for you anything they hadn’t first tested on me. | 1.3670 | 0.04230 | 218 | 155 | 46 | 17 |
474 | Why yes..I am from Baltimore. Why do you ask? | 1.3670 | 0.04473 | 218 | 160 | 36 | 22 |
475 | Take one a day. They're safe, I tested them on myself. | 1.3670 | 0.04230 | 218 | 155 | 46 | 17 |
476 | I find the comedic value of the side effects to be totally worth the risk of a malpractice lawsuit. | 1.3670 | 0.04180 | 218 | 154 | 48 | 16 |
477 | The only side effect that I ever heard of is hallucinations of mice and other vermin. Why do you ask? | 1.3670 | 0.04129 | 218 | 153 | 50 | 15 |
478 | Don't worry, I've tested this prescription. | 1.3670 | 0.04180 | 218 | 154 | 48 | 16 |
479 | Just take this and avoid the subway. You'll be fine. | 1.3662 | 0.04194 | 213 | 150 | 48 | 15 |
480 | You’ll own the night and have thousands of offspring. | 1.3659 | 0.04251 | 205 | 144 | 47 | 14 |
481 | Here's the referral. He'll be in sheep's clothing. | 1.3654 | 0.04423 | 208 | 150 | 40 | 18 |
482 | Tic Tac? | 1.3654 | 0.04370 | 208 | 149 | 42 | 17 |
483 | OK, we better lower your dosage. | 1.3650 | 0.04144 | 200 | 138 | 51 | 11 |
484 | Take this. Go through that door, turn right and then right again, then left and go to the end of that hall there's a round door and a square door. Don't go through the round door, go through the square one, SQUARE, got it? Ring the bell there and... | 1.3648 | 0.04543 | 159 | 116 | 31 | 12 |
485 | I’m filling in while the cat’s away. This is fun! Anyway, take whatever this says. | 1.3645 | 0.04390 | 203 | 145 | 42 | 16 |
486 | Experimental drugs have really come a long way. | 1.3645 | 0.04554 | 203 | 148 | 36 | 19 |
487 | Side effects may include dumpster feeding, maze running, and an allergy to cats. | 1.3645 | 0.03907 | 214 | 146 | 58 | 10 |
488 | Studies show this doesn't cause cancer in humans. | 1.3645 | 0.04125 | 214 | 150 | 50 | 14 |
489 | This should do the trick. I tested it myself. | 1.3645 | 0.03962 | 214 | 147 | 56 | 11 |
490 | Don't worry, it worked for me. | 1.3645 | 0.03850 | 214 | 145 | 60 | 9 |
491 | Take 1,000 times the normal dose daily for a year, then we'll dissect your brain. | 1.3645 | 0.04531 | 214 | 158 | 34 | 22 |
492 | It happens to a lot of men. Take this, and you'll be breeding like me in no time. | 1.3636 | 0.04136 | 209 | 146 | 50 | 13 |
493 | The pharamaceutical company assures me that it's completely safe. | 1.3636 | 0.04300 | 209 | 149 | 44 | 16 |
494 | Side effects include seeing Big Pharma for what it truly is. | 1.3632 | 0.04360 | 212 | 153 | 41 | 17 |
495 | This prescription is $400, but it's free if you get through the maze in three minutes. | 1.3632 | 0.04096 | 212 | 148 | 51 | 13 |
496 | Of course its legal !! I'm a doctor. | 1.3632 | 0.04150 | 212 | 149 | 49 | 14 |
497 | Call me if you start hallucinating. | 1.3632 | 0.04246 | 201 | 141 | 47 | 13 |
498 | Take two a day with food. Side effects include cravings for cheese, gnawing on wood, and snitching on others. | 1.3632 | 0.04005 | 201 | 137 | 55 | 9 |
499 | what'd you call me? | 1.3632 | 0.04187 | 201 | 140 | 49 | 12 |
500 | My card, for when you're ready for your nose job | 1.3632 | 0.04419 | 201 | 144 | 41 | 16 |
501 | This lower dose should stop the diarrhea, but you still may experience hallucinations. | 1.3632 | 0.04584 | 201 | 147 | 35 | 19 |
502 | Run three mazes a day and stay away from Gruyere. | 1.3632 | 0.04362 | 201 | 143 | 43 | 15 |
503 | I've personally tested 1000x the usual dose, with no side effects yet. | 1.3623 | 0.04272 | 207 | 147 | 45 | 15 |
504 | Yes, it's a possible side effect, but I've learned to live with it. | 1.3623 | 0.04104 | 207 | 144 | 51 | 12 |
505 | This should help with the dizziness, now tell me about the hallucinations. | 1.3623 | 0.03869 | 207 | 140 | 59 | 8 |
506 | Someone with your condition shouldn't be looking at me like I'm the weirdo | 1.3623 | 0.04327 | 207 | 148 | 43 | 16 |
507 | At least you don't have to wear a cone. | 1.3621 | 0.04689 | 174 | 124 | 37 | 13 |
508 | Trust me, you want the placebo. | 1.3619 | 0.04175 | 210 | 148 | 48 | 14 |
509 | Try going to a vet, it’s what I always do | 1.3619 | 0.04283 | 210 | 150 | 44 | 16 |
510 | Not to worry, it's been extensively tested on some of my relatives. | 1.3619 | 0.04120 | 210 | 147 | 50 | 13 |
511 | Let's try a lower dose. | 1.3619 | 0.04120 | 210 | 147 | 50 | 13 |
512 | Here's your refill. Let me know if you start having any hallucinations. | 1.3619 | 0.04120 | 210 | 147 | 50 | 13 |
513 | Don't worry; pharmacists can read anything. | 1.3619 | 0.04120 | 210 | 147 | 50 | 13 |
514 | I’ve worked my way up from lab rat to principal investigator. | 1.3619 | 0.04008 | 210 | 147 | 50 | 12 |
515 | My real dream was to play the rat king in The Nutcracker | 1.3619 | 0.04283 | 210 | 150 | 44 | 16 |
516 | Good news, bad news, John. The test results were good, no sign of bubonic plague. Unfortunately, though, your credit card's been declined." | 1.3619 | 0.04120 | 210 | 147 | 50 | 13 |
517 | I'm not saying I don't give a rat's ass... | 1.3619 | 0.04229 | 210 | 149 | 46 | 15 |
518 | It's experimental, but it worked for me. | 1.3619 | 0.04175 | 210 | 148 | 48 | 14 |
519 | Correct, that's one pill, twice a day, wrapped in a piece of cheese. | 1.3619 | 0.04064 | 210 | 143 | 51 | 12 |
520 | I wasn't always a doctor, but things evolved. | 1.3592 | 0.03875 | 206 | 140 | 58 | 8 |
521 | Here's the key to the bathroom. It's just at the end of the maze. | 1.3592 | 0.04112 | 206 | 144 | 50 | 12 |
522 | There are a few side effects. | 1.3589 | 0.04184 | 209 | 148 | 47 | 14 |
523 | Some call it "opioid crisis". I call it "Dr. Rat drives a Bentley". Ka-ching! | 1.3578 | 0.04364 | 204 | 147 | 41 | 16 |
524 | What do you mean, hallucinations ? No, actually, we have taken over. This is a prescription for the flu. | 1.3578 | 0.04078 | 204 | 144 | 48 | 12 |
525 | Make sure you eat something after you take it. I recommend old pizza crusts, banana peels or old cat food. | 1.3578 | 0.04309 | 204 | 146 | 43 | 15 |
526 | Not only did it improve my libido, but I have a new appreciation for Limburger. | 1.3578 | 0.04019 | 204 | 141 | 53 | 10 |
527 | This prescription will help. And of all the things you think you are seeing, I would never wear a green tie | 1.3578 | 0.04019 | 204 | 141 | 53 | 10 |
528 | I can vouch for this new medication. I was involved in some of the original trials. | 1.3578 | 0.04019 | 204 | 141 | 53 | 10 |
529 | These pills should cure your hallucinations. | 1.3578 | 0.03897 | 204 | 139 | 57 | 8 |
530 | I wouldn’t worry about it too much — and this will help with your hallucinations. | 1.3578 | 0.04364 | 204 | 147 | 41 | 16 |
531 | No, Greg! I won't tell your wife you caught an STD. What would make you think I'd rat you out? | 1.3578 | 0.04419 | 204 | 148 | 39 | 17 |
532 | As you can see, your snout is already coming in, but the fur will take a few more weeks. | 1.3578 | 0.04195 | 204 | 144 | 47 | 13 |
533 | Yeah, I tried being wolf in sheep's clothing for awhile, but a wolf in pharmaceutical clothing is just so much more lucrative. | 1.3568 | 0.04497 | 199 | 145 | 37 | 17 |
534 | I haven't experienced any side effects. Why do you ask? | 1.3564 | 0.04103 | 202 | 141 | 50 | 11 |
535 | It is safe, I have been using it for years! | 1.3564 | 0.04162 | 202 | 142 | 48 | 12 |
536 | Stay away from Dr. Katz | 1.3564 | 0.04503 | 202 | 148 | 36 | 18 |
537 | You'll need to take these once a day with trash. | 1.3564 | 0.04503 | 202 | 148 | 36 | 18 |
538 | you'll be part of a clinical trial before we allow use in the general rodent population. | 1.3564 | 0.04042 | 202 | 140 | 52 | 10 |
539 | Cigarette? | 1.3564 | 0.03981 | 202 | 139 | 54 | 9 |
540 | In clinical trials, this drug pushed rodent IQs to 150. It should straighten out your Republican brain. | 1.3564 | 0.04503 | 202 | 148 | 36 | 18 |
541 | We accept all forms of insurance. And Cheese. | 1.3564 | 0.04336 | 202 | 145 | 42 | 15 |
542 | Start taking these, and it wouldn't hurt to get rid of your cat. | 1.3564 | 0.04336 | 202 | 145 | 42 | 15 |
543 | Don't you worry. This prescription will get you back looking like your old self. | 1.3564 | 0.04336 | 202 | 145 | 42 | 15 |
544 | You can get this filled in Canada for chicken feed. | 1.3564 | 0.04279 | 202 | 144 | 44 | 14 |
545 | I don't care what you heard. Beatrix Potter University has an excellent medical school. | 1.3564 | 0.04279 | 202 | 144 | 44 | 14 |
546 | Take it twice a day and avoid cats. | 1.3564 | 0.04279 | 202 | 144 | 44 | 14 |
547 | Baltimore? No,the White House. | 1.3553 | 0.04584 | 197 | 145 | 34 | 18 |
548 | As you can see, Trump's healthcare plan is also a rat- and rodent-infested mess. | 1.3550 | 0.04421 | 200 | 145 | 39 | 16 |
549 | I’ll do the procedure on Friday. You’ll love your new face Mr. Daniels. | 1.3547 | 0.04204 | 203 | 144 | 45 | 12 |
550 | Some of us made it out of the subway. | 1.3547 | 0.04318 | 203 | 146 | 42 | 15 |
551 | Take this. It will help with the hallucinations. | 1.3547 | 0.04145 | 203 | 143 | 48 | 12 |
552 | If you have any other concerns about your mole, give me a call. | 1.3545 | 0.04478 | 189 | 136 | 39 | 14 |
553 | Take this to my brother in the lab. He'll test it for you. | 1.3535 | 0.04214 | 198 | 140 | 46 | 12 |
554 | Third door on the left. Get in the wheel and start running. | 1.3532 | 0.04403 | 201 | 146 | 39 | 16 |
555 | Consider me an expert in how diseases spread. | 1.3532 | 0.04403 | 201 | 146 | 39 | 16 |
556 | After I was caught stealing the pizza, I decided I needed a career change. | 1.3532 | 0.04171 | 201 | 142 | 47 | 12 |
557 | Take this cheese and call me in the morning. | 1.3532 | 0.04288 | 201 | 144 | 43 | 14 |
558 | Believe me, in a week you'll think I look like an angel. | 1.3532 | 0.04110 | 201 | 141 | 49 | 11 |
559 | I take it myself. Of course, there's a few side effects. | 1.3532 | 0.04049 | 201 | 140 | 51 | 10 |
560 | I'm sorry your insurance is out of our network. We take cash or cheese. | 1.3532 | 0.03988 | 201 | 139 | 53 | 9 |
561 | Tell ‘em The Lab Rat sent ya | 1.3532 | 0.03988 | 201 | 139 | 53 | 9 |
562 | Fair warning, there may be side effects. | 1.3520 | 0.04362 | 196 | 141 | 41 | 14 |
563 | I'm sorry, we don't accept Blue Cross and Blue Cheese. | 1.3520 | 0.04115 | 196 | 137 | 49 | 10 |
564 | Here; take two of these and watch out for the cat. | 1.3520 | 0.03783 | 196 | 141 | 48 | 7 |
565 | No, you can’t weasel out of the colonoscopy. | 1.3520 | 0.04538 | 196 | 144 | 35 | 17 |
566 | I normally don’t give a rats ass | 1.3520 | 0.04538 | 196 | 144 | 35 | 17 |
567 | Even though Dr. Campbell's tricks were flawless, Tom smelled a rat. | 1.3520 | 0.04301 | 196 | 140 | 43 | 13 |
568 | You can fill this on practically any corner, Baltimore is infested with pharmacies. | 1.3520 | 0.04480 | 196 | 143 | 37 | 16 |
569 | If I could promise you a spot in the control group, I would. | 1.3520 | 0.04301 | 196 | 140 | 43 | 13 |
570 | As a former test subject myself, I can assure you the side effects are minimal. | 1.3520 | 0.04115 | 196 | 137 | 49 | 10 |
571 | Three cubes of cheddar four times a day. Lay off the peanut butter. | 1.3520 | 0.04051 | 196 | 136 | 51 | 9 |
572 | These may cause you to hallucinate. | 1.3520 | 0.04178 | 196 | 138 | 47 | 11 |
573 | This will help your nose and whiskers grow back. | 1.3520 | 0.04421 | 196 | 142 | 39 | 15 |
574 | I’m accepting new patients. Post this somewhere in your basement. | 1.3520 | 0.04421 | 196 | 142 | 39 | 15 |
575 | Don’t worry, the side effects are minimal. I take it myself. | 1.3520 | 0.04178 | 196 | 138 | 47 | 11 |
576 | My friends at the lab recommend this medicine. | 1.3520 | 0.04178 | 196 | 138 | 47 | 11 |
577 | Feel free to get a second opinion, but when I diagnose you with the black plague, I kinda know what I'm talking about. | 1.3518 | 0.04315 | 199 | 143 | 42 | 14 |
578 | I've tested the medication myself. Why do you ask ? | 1.3518 | 0.04374 | 199 | 144 | 40 | 15 |
579 | Side effects? None that I'm aware of. | 1.3518 | 0.04073 | 199 | 139 | 50 | 10 |
580 | Try this. It's worked wonders for me with no noticeable side effects. | 1.3518 | 0.04431 | 199 | 145 | 38 | 16 |
581 | It’s highly recommended by the pharmaceutical rep. | 1.3518 | 0.04256 | 199 | 142 | 44 | 13 |
582 | I studied at Johns Hopkins in Baltimore, why do you ask? | 1.3518 | 0.04135 | 199 | 140 | 48 | 11 |
583 | It’s very safe. It was tested on guinea pigs. | 1.3518 | 0.04256 | 199 | 142 | 44 | 13 |
584 | It's perfectly safe. It's been tested on me. | 1.3518 | 0.04011 | 199 | 138 | 52 | 9 |
585 | Ask for “Ben”. | 1.3505 | 0.04390 | 194 | 140 | 40 | 14 |
586 | Swallow each pill whole - no nibbling. | 1.3505 | 0.04390 | 194 | 140 | 40 | 14 |
587 | It's perfectly safe; I use it myself." | 1.3505 | 0.04140 | 194 | 136 | 48 | 10 |
588 | This will help you to become a Trump supporter too. | 1.3505 | 0.04451 | 194 | 141 | 38 | 15 |
589 | Don't worry about side effects. I've been taking it for years. | 1.3503 | 0.04222 | 197 | 140 | 45 | 12 |
590 | Take these twice a day with some cheese. | 1.3503 | 0.04222 | 197 | 140 | 44 | 11 |
591 | Take this to the lab, and tell them you are my replacement. | 1.3503 | 0.04283 | 197 | 141 | 43 | 13 |
592 | Just a little something to help you cope with the rat race. | 1.3503 | 0.04222 | 197 | 140 | 45 | 12 |
593 | This should help with your hallucinations. | 1.3503 | 0.04283 | 197 | 141 | 42 | 13 |
594 | It’s very safe. It doesn’t cause cancer in rats. | 1.3503 | 0.04518 | 197 | 145 | 35 | 17 |
595 | I tried it on myself first, the side effects are minimal. | 1.3503 | 0.04034 | 197 | 137 | 51 | 9 |
596 | Here's your prescription. I have personal experience with it from my lab work. | 1.3503 | 0.04098 | 197 | 138 | 49 | 10 |
597 | Side effects, no, and I say that from personal experience. | 1.3503 | 0.04402 | 197 | 143 | 39 | 15 |
598 | Next time you think you smell a rat, take two of these. Works for me! | 1.3503 | 0.04222 | 197 | 140 | 45 | 12 |
599 | Take two slices of Cheddar and call me in the morning. | 1.3503 | 0.04283 | 197 | 141 | 43 | 13 |
600 | My lab results weren’t that great either. | 1.3503 | 0.04098 | 197 | 138 | 49 | 10 |
601 | Sure,Baltimore General strives to be reflective of the community,but I earned my degree like anyone else. | 1.3503 | 0.04402 | 197 | 143 | 39 | 15 |
602 | You may look weird but you won’t die. | 1.3490 | 0.04230 | 192 | 136 | 45 | 11 |
603 | Just be thankful that I am in network. | 1.3490 | 0.04357 | 192 | 138 | 41 | 13 |
604 | This prescription should exterminate the condition. | 1.3490 | 0.04481 | 192 | 140 | 37 | 15 |
605 | Don't worry, I have a doctor rat degree. | 1.3487 | 0.04122 | 195 | 137 | 48 | 10 |
606 | I'm on it too. There's only one side effect. | 1.3476 | 0.04499 | 187 | 136 | 37 | 14 |
607 | This is a prescription for fear, I can smell it on you. | 1.3476 | 0.04499 | 187 | 136 | 37 | 14 |
608 | I absolutely agree that you need major work on your chinny-chin-chin. | 1.3476 | 0.04499 | 187 | 136 | 37 | 14 |
609 | Here’s the prescription for those ridiculous hallucinations. | 1.3474 | 0.04191 | 190 | 134 | 46 | 10 |
610 | Yes, there may be unwanted side-effects. | 1.3474 | 0.04322 | 190 | 136 | 42 | 12 |
611 | What's wrong? You look like there's something wrong. | 1.3474 | 0.04449 | 190 | 138 | 38 | 14 |
612 | Sure, I'll get you the pills, but don't rat me out. | 1.3474 | 0.04322 | 190 | 135 | 42 | 12 |
613 | It's not bubonic plague. I would know. | 1.3474 | 0.04386 | 190 | 137 | 40 | 13 |
614 | You've just got to ask yourself: Are you a mouse or are you a man? | 1.3474 | 0.04449 | 190 | 138 | 38 | 14 |
615 | I'd lay off the hallucinogens. | 1.3457 | 0.04350 | 188 | 135 | 40 | 12 |
616 | Perhaps try taking your LSD micro-dose every other day, Mr. Kaplan. | 1.3457 | 0.04415 | 188 | 136 | 39 | 13 |
617 | Sorry you don't like the care, sir, but here at Johns Hopkins we are all in Elijah Cummings' rat-infested district. | 1.3457 | 0.04479 | 188 | 137 | 37 | 14 |
618 | Sure, that's one side effect. But you'll be great at mazes. | 1.3457 | 0.04217 | 188 | 133 | 45 | 10 |
619 | As you can see, the early clinical trials have produced some extraordinary results. | 1.3457 | 0.04080 | 188 | 131 | 49 | 8 |
620 | It hasn't been tested on humans yet but it worked great for me. | 1.3457 | 0.04149 | 188 | 132 | 47 | 9 |
621 | I think we’re ready to move on to human trials. | 1.3457 | 0.04284 | 188 | 134 | 43 | 11 |
622 | I have family in R&D. | 1.3457 | 0.04217 | 188 | 133 | 45 | 10 |
623 | We are bound by doctor-patient confidentiality. What do I look like? | 1.3457 | 0.04217 | 188 | 133 | 45 | 10 |
624 | Yes, quite right, I might indeed be a six foot lab rat. Or perhaps you really ought to take this prescription. | 1.3457 | 0.04350 | 188 | 135 | 41 | 12 |
625 | Side effects? No, no side effects since I've been on it. Why do you ask? | 1.3457 | 0.04284 | 188 | 134 | 43 | 11 |
626 | Don’t be ridiculous. I’m a squirrel. | 1.3455 | 0.04367 | 191 | 138 | 40 | 13 |
627 | It’s been successfully tested on lab people. | 1.3441 | 0.04312 | 186 | 132 | 42 | 11 |
628 | Go ahead. It's been proven safe on laboratory humans. | 1.3441 | 0.04175 | 186 | 131 | 46 | 9 |
629 | And here's something special for your cat. | 1.3441 | 0.04379 | 186 | 134 | 40 | 12 |
630 | It’s an experimental drug, but we’re confident there are no side effects. | 1.3441 | 0.04175 | 186 | 131 | 46 | 9 |
631 | You’ve been testing meds on us for years, now it’s your turn. | 1.3441 | 0.04175 | 186 | 131 | 46 | 9 |
632 | Yes, I live in Elijah Cummings's district. Why do you ask? | 1.3441 | 0.04699 | 186 | 139 | 30 | 17 |
633 | Reassignment surgery went great for me. | 1.3441 | 0.04445 | 186 | 135 | 38 | 13 |
634 | Yes sir. I am a doctor. And a rat. | 1.3441 | 0.04244 | 186 | 132 | 44 | 10 |
635 | You’re in good hands. Before med school I was a rodent scholar. | 1.3441 | 0.04312 | 186 | 133 | 42 | 11 |
636 | I assure you these are perfectly safe. I take them myself. But there is one unusual side effect I've noticed..... | 1.3441 | 0.04244 | 186 | 132 | 44 | 10 |
637 | Just a few lab tests...no need to worry. | 1.3441 | 0.04244 | 186 | 132 | 44 | 10 |
638 | I swear by it... the only side effect is some minor shedding | 1.3425 | 0.04024 | 181 | 125 | 50 | 6 |
639 | As White House physician, I have to prescribe these to all staff. | 1.3425 | 0.04726 | 181 | 135 | 30 | 16 |
640 | You'll find, trust me, that your maze solution times improve dramatically. | 1.3425 | 0.04458 | 181 | 131 | 38 | 12 |
641 | Look at me, the side effects are minimal | 1.3425 | 0.04389 | 181 | 130 | 40 | 11 |
642 | Don’t act so surprised, us rats know all about diseases. | 1.3425 | 0.04319 | 181 | 129 | 42 | 10 |
643 | I personally tested this prescription while running a maze at Harvard med school. | 1.3425 | 0.04319 | 181 | 129 | 42 | 10 |
644 | Through that door, along the maze to find your reward. | 1.3425 | 0.04458 | 181 | 139 | 28 | 14 |
645 | I've tried it myself. | 1.3425 | 0.04319 | 181 | 129 | 42 | 10 |
646 | Take two of these and call me if your hallucinations continue. | 1.3425 | 0.04594 | 181 | 133 | 34 | 14 |
647 | Why yes, I am from Baltimore! | 1.3425 | 0.04389 | 181 | 130 | 40 | 11 |
648 | The pharmacy is down the sewer to your left | 1.3425 | 0.04389 | 181 | 130 | 40 | 11 |
649 | It is experimental, but I'm on it myself. | 1.3425 | 0.04527 | 181 | 132 | 36 | 13 |
650 | Not to worry. Rats tested it. A rat can prescribe it. | 1.3425 | 0.04458 | 181 | 131 | 38 | 12 |
651 | Try these--I find them helpful when I'm feeling trapped or at a dead end. | 1.3425 | 0.04389 | 181 | 130 | 40 | 11 |
652 | They work well. I was on the testing committee. | 1.3425 | 0.04174 | 181 | 127 | 46 | 8 |
653 | Surgery went well. Lick the spot all day for a few days. You should feel the urge to hump your neighbor’s leg disappear right away. | 1.3425 | 0.04527 | 181 | 132 | 36 | 13 |
654 | Have you ever been a subject of medical research ? | 1.3425 | 0.04319 | 181 | 129 | 42 | 10 |
655 | Remember to take this with cheese. | 1.3424 | 0.04201 | 184 | 130 | 45 | 9 |
656 | Facial reconstruction is my specialty" | 1.3424 | 0.04541 | 184 | 135 | 35 | 14 |
657 | Where did you say you did yor rodency, I mean residency. | 1.3424 | 0.04408 | 184 | 133 | 39 | 12 |
658 | Focus on my degrees not my whiskers. | 1.3424 | 0.04340 | 184 | 132 | 41 | 11 |
659 | This will only take away the rats that aren't real. | 1.3424 | 0.04340 | 184 | 132 | 41 | 11 |
660 | Using the term experiment doesn't seem quite appropriate now, does it? | 1.3422 | 0.04293 | 187 | 134 | 42 | 11 |
661 | I’m referring you to a specialist. He works at 14th street station. | 1.3419 | 0.05050 | 155 | 115 | 27 | 13 |
662 | Gnaw on these as needed, and spend more time on the exercise wheel. | 1.3408 | 0.04347 | 179 | 128 | 41 | 10 |
663 | The pills will go down easier if you hide them in some cheese. | 1.3408 | 0.04347 | 179 | 128 | 41 | 10 |
664 | This one is very safe and effective. No side effects. I actually take it myself. | 1.3408 | 0.04125 | 179 | 125 | 47 | 7 |
665 | I must caution you. The side effects are quite pointed. | 1.3408 | 0.04559 | 179 | 131 | 35 | 13 |
666 | it's for delusional thinking. Take two every day or until you stop seeing rodents everywhere. | 1.3408 | 0.04347 | 179 | 128 | 41 | 10 |
667 | Me, I grew up in Baltimore....Why? | 1.3408 | 0.04826 | 179 | 135 | 27 | 17 |
668 | This one should end the hallucinations. You'll no longer see yourself as a hairless ape. | 1.3408 | 0.04419 | 179 | 129 | 39 | 11 |
669 | It’s new but I’ve taken it myself. | 1.3408 | 0.04489 | 179 | 130 | 37 | 12 |
670 | Don't worry, I was personally involved in the medical trials. | 1.3408 | 0.04489 | 179 | 130 | 37 | 12 |
671 | This will help with the hallucinations, but in the meantime, try to get some sleep. | 1.3408 | 0.04347 | 179 | 128 | 41 | 10 |
672 | I’ve been taking these for years with absolutely no side effects. | 1.3408 | 0.04694 | 179 | 133 | 31 | 15 |
673 | Take two and find me in your trash in the morning. | 1.3408 | 0.04891 | 179 | 136 | 25 | 18 |
674 | That stuff you use to poison us? For you it’s a blood thinner. | 1.3408 | 0.04489 | 179 | 130 | 37 | 12 |
675 | I know it sounds cheesy, but it works! | 1.3408 | 0.04200 | 179 | 126 | 45 | 8 |
676 | I assure you there are no side effects. | 1.3408 | 0.04489 | 179 | 130 | 37 | 12 |
677 | Your lucky,I've been taking this same medication for years with no side effects ! | 1.3408 | 0.04419 | 179 | 127 | 39 | 11 |
678 | This stuff works, my uncle was involved with the trials. | 1.3408 | 0.04489 | 179 | 130 | 37 | 12 |
679 | Yes I starred in "Ratatouille." Then, I went to med school. Too competitive to be a chef in Paris. | 1.3407 | 0.04299 | 182 | 130 | 42 | 10 |
680 | I know you'll miss Dr. Grant, but the hospital insisted on diversity in the staff | 1.3393 | 0.04533 | 168 | 121 | 37 | 10 |
681 | I know it's safe. It's been tested on 500 of my relatives. | 1.3390 | 0.04376 | 177 | 127 | 40 | 10 |
682 | I tested it on myself. | 1.3390 | 0.04449 | 177 | 128 | 38 | 11 |
683 | I know this prescription will work ; it was tested on me in the lab. | 1.3390 | 0.04591 | 177 | 130 | 34 | 13 |
684 | Side effects? | 1.3390 | 0.04449 | 177 | 128 | 38 | 11 |
685 | Take it twice a day with food scraps. | 1.3390 | 0.04302 | 177 | 126 | 42 | 9 |
686 | What do you mean I’m making a pest of myself. | 1.3390 | 0.04729 | 177 | 132 | 30 | 15 |
687 | This will ease your pain. But your intense cravings for cheese may skyrocket. | 1.3390 | 0.04521 | 177 | 129 | 36 | 12 |
688 | It’s for your cat. | 1.3390 | 0.04376 | 177 | 127 | 40 | 10 |
689 | Two wedges twice a day with some crackers and a frisky Merlot. | 1.3390 | 0.04660 | 177 | 131 | 32 | 14 |
690 | What's the matter, haven't you seen a doctor with a moustache before? | 1.3390 | 0.04521 | 177 | 129 | 36 | 12 |
691 | Actually, trained rats require less malpractice insurance. | 1.3390 | 0.04521 | 177 | 129 | 36 | 12 |
692 | It's experimental. But I tested it on myself. | 1.3390 | 0.04521 | 177 | 129 | 36 | 12 |
693 | You know, I got my start in a lab, but the clinical studies weren't my thing | 1.3390 | 0.04376 | 177 | 127 | 40 | 10 |
694 | You’re fine. This is my favorite cheese fondue recipe. | 1.3390 | 0.04227 | 177 | 125 | 44 | 8 |
695 | All right, here's a new prescription for you until the hallucinations stop. | 1.3389 | 0.04605 | 180 | 133 | 33 | 14 |
696 | You'll be in the same trial as my brother. | 1.3389 | 0.04030 | 180 | 125 | 49 | 6 |
697 | My friends the Sacklers tell me this isn't addictive at all. | 1.3373 | 0.05095 | 166 | 127 | 22 | 17 |
698 | There's nothing wrong with you sir, you just licked the wrong stamps. | 1.3371 | 0.04331 | 175 | 125 | 41 | 9 |
699 | You did right coming to me for a second opinion. Dr Katz is an idiot. | 1.3371 | 0.04406 | 175 | 126 | 39 | 10 |
700 | Don't worry, it's not a prescription. It's a fondue recipe. Cheese always seems to enhance mood levels. | 1.3371 | 0.04331 | 175 | 125 | 41 | 9 |
701 | I can tell you're not sure about having a mouse as a doctor, but rest assured; I graduated top of my class at Harvarti University. | 1.3371 | 0.04480 | 175 | 127 | 37 | 11 |
702 | Yes, I'm from Baltimore. | 1.3371 | 0.04499 | 178 | 130 | 36 | 12 |
703 | Don't worry, I got my degree in Baltimore. | 1.3371 | 0.04569 | 178 | 131 | 34 | 13 |
704 | How do you feel about experimental treatments? | 1.3357 | 0.05327 | 140 | 105 | 23 | 12 |
705 | I won't tell anyone about your opioid addiction--I'm not that kind of rat. | 1.3352 | 0.04531 | 176 | 129 | 35 | 12 |
706 | Don't worry, it's completely safe. I tested it on my family. | 1.3352 | 0.04458 | 176 | 128 | 37 | 11 |
707 | I'm not really a rat, but I play one on television. | 1.3352 | 0.04385 | 176 | 127 | 39 | 10 |
708 | Run two mazes and call me in the morning. | 1.3333 | 0.04667 | 156 | 113 | 34 | 9 |
709 | You should probably get a rabies shot. | 1.3333 | 0.04147 | 171 | 120 | 45 | 6 |
710 | Turns out it does cure cancer, but also turns everyone into a rat. Now do you want it or not? | 1.3333 | 0.04467 | 171 | 124 | 37 | 10 |
711 | Take two of these daily and for God sake stay away from any tempting peanut butter or cheese resting on a little piece of wood. | 1.3333 | 0.04837 | 171 | 129 | 27 | 15 |
712 | 'Take two of these and enter the Caption Contest in the morning'. | 1.3333 | 0.04389 | 171 | 122 | 39 | 9 |
713 | This should help with the hallucinations, but I also recommend bumping up to three pounds of cheese a day. | 1.3333 | 0.04415 | 174 | 126 | 38 | 10 |
714 | I can assure you it was thoroughly tested. I was personally involved in the clinical trials. | 1.3333 | 0.04147 | 171 | 120 | 45 | 6 |
715 | Red Riding Hood didn’t believe me either. | 1.3333 | 0.04692 | 171 | 127 | 31 | 13 |
716 | I'd like to try a little experiment. | 1.3333 | 0.04389 | 171 | 123 | 39 | 9 |
717 | You guessed it, not everything that happens in Las Vegas stays in Las Vegas. | 1.3333 | 0.04618 | 171 | 126 | 33 | 12 |
718 | Don’t worry. Just think of it as a dose of your own medicine. | 1.3333 | 0.04389 | 171 | 123 | 39 | 9 |
719 | Would you like to participate in a very early stage clinical drug trial? You’d be the first human. | 1.3333 | 0.04310 | 171 | 122 | 41 | 8 |
720 | We'll start you out with six weeks of some mild cheddar and possibly work up to a more pungent Roquefort. | 1.3333 | 0.04765 | 171 | 128 | 29 | 14 |
721 | I'd also recommend a spinning wheel, for exercise. | 1.3333 | 0.04389 | 171 | 123 | 39 | 9 |
722 | I recommend a paleo diet. | 1.3333 | 0.04183 | 174 | 123 | 44 | 7 |
723 | So you say your hallucinations are getting worse Mr Smith? | 1.3333 | 0.04389 | 171 | 123 | 39 | 9 |
724 | Sure it worked I tested it myself. | 1.3333 | 0.04489 | 174 | 127 | 36 | 11 |
725 | I was part of the control group but this worked for my cousin Mickey | 1.3333 | 0.04618 | 171 | 126 | 33 | 12 |
726 | Of course I write prescriptions. I'm a DOCTOR rat, not a lab rat. | 1.3333 | 0.04618 | 171 | 126 | 33 | 12 |
727 | I think you'll enjoy this pill. It has just a hint of Roquefort. | 1.3333 | 0.04389 | 171 | 123 | 39 | 9 |
728 | Good luck finding the pharmacy, this office is a maze. | 1.3333 | 0.05006 | 132 | 95 | 30 | 7 |
729 | Or we put you in a cage and administer small electric shocks.” | 1.3314 | 0.04521 | 172 | 126 | 35 | 11 |
730 | This will help you cope with the rat race – it did wonders for me. | 1.3314 | 0.04289 | 172 | 123 | 41 | 8 |
731 | I’d like to see a chicken write this legibly. | 1.3314 | 0.04498 | 169 | 123 | 36 | 10 |
732 | I wanted to be a chef but my parents told me to be practical. | 1.3314 | 0.04727 | 169 | 126 | 30 | 13 |
733 | Sure it's safe, in fact I use it myself. | 1.3314 | 0.04419 | 169 | 122 | 38 | 9 |
734 | This should insure that you won’t keep seeing giant rats everywhere. | 1.3314 | 0.04652 | 169 | 125 | 32 | 12 |
735 | Hide them in your food and you probably won't notice. | 1.3314 | 0.04257 | 169 | 120 | 42 | 7 |
736 | Now, I insist that all my new patients get vaccinated for the plague. | 1.3314 | 0.04498 | 169 | 123 | 36 | 10 |
737 | It takes one to know one. Take two of these and don't come back. | 1.3314 | 0.04257 | 169 | 120 | 42 | 7 |
738 | These have no side effects but don't wolf them down. | 1.3314 | 0.04652 | 169 | 125 | 32 | 12 |
739 | The pills you're taking have no known side effects. Why do you ask? | 1.3295 | 0.04499 | 173 | 127 | 35 | 11 |
740 | No one likes the pellets. | 1.3293 | 0.04609 | 167 | 123 | 33 | 11 |
741 | Eat more garbage. | 1.3293 | 0.04368 | 167 | 120 | 39 | 8 |
742 | Yes, our experiments with gene splicing rats and humans is going very well, thank you. Why do you ask? | 1.3293 | 0.04530 | 167 | 122 | 35 | 10 |
743 | I can guarantee it doesn't contain rat poison. | 1.3293 | 0.04284 | 167 | 119 | 41 | 7 |
744 | My residency? Baltimore. Why do you ask? | 1.3293 | 0.04609 | 167 | 123 | 33 | 11 |
745 | For Pete’s sake. All we did was cut out the middle man! | 1.3293 | 0.04686 | 167 | 124 | 31 | 12 |
746 | Don't worry,it's vegan. | 1.3293 | 0.04530 | 167 | 122 | 35 | 10 |
747 | Johns Hopkins. Where did you get your degree? | 1.3293 | 0.04686 | 167 | 124 | 31 | 12 |
748 | This is my bill. I accept Visa, Mastercard, and Cheddar! | 1.3293 | 0.04450 | 167 | 121 | 37 | 9 |
749 | You completed the maze, here is your prescription for cheese. | 1.3293 | 0.04368 | 167 | 120 | 39 | 8 |
750 | Watch out for the traps on your way out. | 1.3293 | 0.04199 | 167 | 120 | 40 | 7 |
751 | Given how you're looking at me, my guess is you've already tried some of these. | 1.3293 | 0.04450 | 167 | 121 | 37 | 9 |
752 | It’s okay. It was tested on me and look where I wound up. | 1.3293 | 0.04530 | 167 | 122 | 35 | 10 |
753 | Are you still doing your mazes? | 1.3293 | 0.04368 | 167 | 120 | 39 | 8 |
754 | Breath mint? | 1.3291 | 0.04789 | 158 | 117 | 30 | 11 |
755 | Do you ever experience hallucinations? | 1.3291 | 0.04704 | 158 | 116 | 32 | 10 |
756 | Try this. I tested it myself. | 1.3286 | 0.05114 | 140 | 104 | 26 | 10 |
757 | Ignore the fact that I’m a rat and ask yourself this. Who has more medical experience: WebMD or a rodent with lots of pain pill scrips. | 1.3286 | 0.04694 | 140 | 100 | 34 | 6 |
758 | You look terrible. Get this filled right away!! | 1.3274 | 0.04427 | 168 | 122 | 37 | 9 |
759 | There's nothing wrong with you that a little rat poison won't cure. | 1.3273 | 0.04481 | 165 | 120 | 36 | 9 |
760 | You might get cravings for discarded pizza . This is quite normal. | 1.3273 | 0.04226 | 165 | 117 | 42 | 6 |
761 | I barely squeaked through Veterinary School. | 1.3273 | 0.04481 | 165 | 120 | 36 | 9 |
762 | I'm going to send you to the lab. Head out this door, then take a right, then a left, another left, left, straight, right, left, right, right, left, then a right. | 1.3273 | 0.04562 | 165 | 121 | 34 | 10 |
763 | My last place was just a hole in the wall. | 1.3273 | 0.04226 | 165 | 117 | 42 | 6 |
764 | Well, look what it did for me. | 1.3273 | 0.04481 | 165 | 120 | 36 | 9 |
765 | Take this to the pharmacy down the hall. Turn right, then left. Dead end. Double back, and it's around the corner to the left. | 1.3273 | 0.04643 | 165 | 122 | 32 | 11 |
766 | Take my word: the clinical trials went fabulously well. | 1.3273 | 0.04481 | 165 | 120 | 36 | 9 |
767 | This should help with those hallucinations. | 1.3273 | 0.04481 | 165 | 120 | 36 | 9 |
768 | You said everyone looks like a rodent? This should help– side effects include seeing the world as it is. | 1.3273 | 0.04876 | 165 | 125 | 26 | 14 |
769 | Don’t worry. These tests at the laboratory where I was trained. | 1.3273 | 0.04643 | 165 | 122 | 32 | 11 |
770 | Any side effects? | 1.3273 | 0.04481 | 165 | 120 | 36 | 9 |
771 | That’s Doctor Rat to you!! | 1.3273 | 0.04397 | 165 | 119 | 38 | 8 |
772 | I reviewed the literature on this drug and hallucinations are not a side effect. | 1.3252 | 0.04677 | 163 | 121 | 31 | 11 |
773 | No need to worry, I tested it on my own family. | 1.3252 | 0.04428 | 163 | 118 | 37 | 8 |
774 | Look, I'm a real doctor. My credentials are on the wall. The one with two medals is for getting through Harvard's toughest maze, eh, course...I mean course. | 1.3252 | 0.04428 | 163 | 118 | 37 | 8 |
775 | My friends at the lab should be able to get you what you need. | 1.3252 | 0.04596 | 163 | 118 | 31 | 10 |
776 | Whaddya mean, "It's a trap"? Go on...take it! | 1.3252 | 0.04596 | 163 | 120 | 33 | 10 |
777 | This is your bonus and I don't give a rats ass how you feel about it. | 1.3252 | 0.04914 | 163 | 124 | 25 | 14 |
778 | Should be safe... we even tested it on ourselves. | 1.3252 | 0.04071 | 163 | 114 | 45 | 4 |
779 | It's an off-label usage, but it worked for me | 1.3252 | 0.04253 | 163 | 116 | 41 | 6 |
780 | It'll work. I tested it on my family. | 1.3252 | 0.04677 | 163 | 121 | 31 | 11 |
781 | We have exactly the same eyes. | 1.3252 | 0.04596 | 163 | 120 | 33 | 10 |
782 | Let’s worry about the diseases you’re carrying. | 1.3252 | 0.04758 | 163 | 122 | 29 | 12 |
783 | Side effects may include seeing souls' true nature. | 1.3252 | 0.04428 | 163 | 118 | 37 | 8 |
784 | Will this cure your hallucinations? Yes. Will this remove the sight of all those rat-bastards in government? No. | 1.3252 | 0.04512 | 163 | 119 | 35 | 9 |
785 | Trust me! I didn't figure out how to get through the maze, and work my way through medical school, without learning a thing or two. | 1.3252 | 0.04677 | 163 | 121 | 31 | 11 |
786 | It reduces the gap between your paranoia and reality. | 1.3252 | 0.04596 | 163 | 120 | 33 | 10 |
787 | I'm sorry. We haven't made it to human testing yet... | 1.3252 | 0.04512 | 163 | 119 | 34 | 9 |
788 | I did my undergrad infestation at NYU and then went to Columbia. | 1.3252 | 0.04071 | 163 | 114 | 45 | 4 |
789 | Look, if there's one thing we rats know about, it's reproduction. Take 2 of these daily and your wife will be pregnant in no time. | 1.3252 | 0.04596 | 163 | 120 | 33 | 10 |
790 | This should help with the pain, inflammation and giant rat hallucinations. | 1.3252 | 0.04428 | 163 | 118 | 37 | 8 |
791 | Take these medications for the diseases I just transmitted to you. | 1.3252 | 0.04512 | 163 | 119 | 35 | 9 |
792 | No, hallucinations are not a side effect of the medication you're on. Why do you ask? | 1.3252 | 0.04836 | 163 | 123 | 27 | 13 |
793 | This prescription should ease your fears about nose hair. | 1.3252 | 0.04341 | 163 | 117 | 39 | 7 |
794 | Take this and you won't give a rat's ass about your problems. | 1.3252 | 0.04758 | 163 | 122 | 29 | 12 |
795 | We avoid using the term “lab rat.” We’d prefer to think of you as a “guinea pig.” | 1.3252 | 0.04512 | 163 | 119 | 35 | 9 |
796 | It's tough on the stomach, but are you a mouse or a man? | 1.3252 | 0.04512 | 163 | 119 | 35 | 9 |
797 | You may be in the placebo group. | 1.3250 | 0.04393 | 160 | 115 | 38 | 7 |
798 | Trust me, I tested this medication myself! | 1.3250 | 0.04654 | 160 | 118 | 32 | 10 |
799 | Try medical parmigiana - works for me. | 1.3247 | 0.04503 | 154 | 111 | 36 | 7 |
800 | Trust me. | 1.3232 | 0.04489 | 164 | 120 | 35 | 9 |
801 | What? I got my license on line. | 1.3230 | 0.04458 | 161 | 117 | 36 | 8 |
802 | Just in case you come across a difficult maze. | 1.3230 | 0.04545 | 161 | 118 | 34 | 9 |
803 | If they can't read my handwriting, tell them your doctor is a rat. They'll know what that means. | 1.3230 | 0.04545 | 161 | 118 | 34 | 9 |
804 | I've taken this prescription myself. | 1.3230 | 0.04371 | 161 | 116 | 38 | 7 |
805 | ...Why yes! - As you can see I am a Fox University's graduate | 1.3230 | 0.05031 | 161 | 124 | 22 | 15 |
806 | I know this looks like chicken scratch. Thankfully, our pharmacist is an actual chicken. | 1.3230 | 0.04281 | 161 | 115 | 40 | 6 |
807 | We provide exceptional care at Johns Hopkins. Here in Baltimore, a rat and rodent-infested place, we want to place that characterization in a positive light. | 1.3230 | 0.04545 | 161 | 118 | 34 | 9 |
808 | These pills are still in trials, but I've tried them and they're a-mazing! | 1.3230 | 0.04794 | 161 | 121 | 28 | 12 |
809 | I don't make mouse calls. | 1.3230 | 0.04629 | 161 | 119 | 32 | 10 |
810 | It wasn't perfected when I took it, but I promise you -- this'll put that ol' eyeball right back in your head. | 1.3230 | 0.04545 | 161 | 118 | 34 | 9 |
811 | You say rat infestation like it's a bad thing. | 1.3230 | 0.04371 | 161 | 116 | 38 | 7 |
812 | These pills are fine. I've been taking them for years, and there's nothing wrong with me. | 1.3230 | 0.04712 | 161 | 120 | 30 | 11 |
813 | Eat more cheese and get rid of that cat. | 1.3230 | 0.04629 | 161 | 119 | 32 | 10 |
814 | I recognize that abandon ship look. | 1.3230 | 0.04712 | 161 | 120 | 30 | 11 |
815 | When you hear this click, you will bring me cheese. | 1.3230 | 0.04629 | 161 | 119 | 32 | 10 |
816 | I swear, the only lasting side effect is a compulsion to move to Baltimore. | 1.3230 | 0.04874 | 161 | 122 | 26 | 13 |
817 | The side effects are mild. I’ve taken it myself. | 1.3230 | 0.04712 | 161 | 120 | 30 | 11 |
818 | We'll need some bloodwork. Take 2 lefts,a right,a left,and 2 more rights until you see the sign for the lab. | 1.3230 | 0.04189 | 161 | 119 | 35 | 7 |
819 | If you develop the sudden urge to scavenge or squeak, give me a call. | 1.3230 | 0.04712 | 161 | 120 | 30 | 11 |
820 | This showed great promise in the lab . | 1.3230 | 0.04281 | 161 | 115 | 40 | 6 |
821 | I’ll be honest, you have some serious trust issues. | 1.3230 | 0.04545 | 161 | 118 | 34 | 9 |
822 | Have someone hold your mouth shut until you swallow. | 1.3230 | 0.04458 | 161 | 116 | 36 | 8 |
823 | Take two of these with cheese and call me in the morning | 1.3230 | 0.04629 | 161 | 119 | 32 | 10 |
824 | Medicare for all | 1.3230 | 0.04794 | 161 | 121 | 28 | 12 |
825 | Nibble two times a day, with or without cheese. | 1.3230 | 0.04545 | 161 | 118 | 34 | 9 |
826 | Trust me, I trained in some of the top mazes in the country. | 1.3230 | 0.04281 | 161 | 115 | 40 | 6 |
827 | If you’re interested in a lab testing gig, let me know. | 1.3230 | 0.04371 | 161 | 116 | 38 | 7 |
828 | If this doesn’t work, I’m sending you for a Cat scan. | 1.3230 | 0.04281 | 161 | 115 | 40 | 6 |
829 | I used the Canadian spelling, it will be more convenient. | 1.3230 | 0.04712 | 161 | 120 | 30 | 11 |
830 | You’ll want to be sure to take this with a bite of garbage. | 1.3230 | 0.04545 | 161 | 118 | 34 | 9 |
831 | You’ll need to see a Snake for that. | 1.3230 | 0.04281 | 161 | 115 | 40 | 6 |
832 | I'm sorry if the subject of rat erections makes you uncomfortable. But how do you think these drugs were approved? | 1.3230 | 0.04712 | 161 | 120 | 30 | 11 |
833 | Of course it’s safe. I tested it myself. | 1.3230 | 0.04458 | 161 | 117 | 36 | 8 |
834 | This will help, but nose hair is a side effect. | 1.3230 | 0.04874 | 161 | 121 | 26 | 13 |
835 | Take one of these a day with cheese, and a little time on the exercise wheel wouldn't hurt either. | 1.3230 | 0.04371 | 161 | 116 | 38 | 7 |
836 | "Prepare to be a-mazed" | 1.3230 | 0.04371 | 161 | 116 | 38 | 7 |
837 | Now to get back to reception it’s three rights, left, right, right, left. | 1.3230 | 0.04794 | 161 | 121 | 28 | 12 |
838 | They’re safe, I was part of the test when I was a resident. | 1.3230 | 0.04629 | 161 | 119 | 32 | 10 |
839 | Take 2 a day with cheese and you'll be back to normal in a few days. | 1.3230 | 0.04545 | 161 | 118 | 34 | 9 |
840 | What makes you think I’m working for the pharma companies? | 1.3230 | 0.04874 | 161 | 122 | 26 | 13 |
841 | Squeak, squeak.....Squeak, squeak....Squeak? | 1.3228 | 0.04514 | 158 | 115 | 35 | 8 |
842 | Consider it payback. | 1.3228 | 0.04858 | 158 | 119 | 27 | 12 |
843 | Take this and call me in a week if you still smell a rat. | 1.3228 | 0.04043 | 158 | 110 | 45 | 3 |
844 | It's not FDA approved yet, but it works well for me. | 1.3214 | 0.05096 | 140 | 105 | 25 | 10 |
845 | Calling me "Rat Bastard" won't get you extra refills. | 1.3210 | 0.04521 | 162 | 119 | 34 | 9 |
846 | Where did you say your Grandmother lived? | 1.3188 | 0.04723 | 160 | 120 | 29 | 11 |
847 | No-- never been to Baltimore. Why? | 1.3188 | 0.04723 | 160 | 120 | 29 | 11 |
848 | In phase one studies with this drug, most humans did survive. | 1.3188 | 0.04805 | 160 | 121 | 27 | 12 |
849 | Some of us get out of the maze. | 1.3188 | 0.04466 | 160 | 117 | 35 | 8 |
850 | You have nothing to worry about. My friends and I have been taking this drug for months. | 1.3188 | 0.04723 | 160 | 120 | 29 | 11 |
851 | Trust me, I tested this myself, I'm sure it's ready for human trials | 1.3188 | 0.04287 | 160 | 115 | 39 | 6 |
852 | ''If it hasn't cleared up in a few days come back and we'll start sniffing around for clues.' | 1.3188 | 0.04639 | 160 | 119 | 31 | 10 |
853 | The good news is,you didn't have rabies BEFORE you came in. | 1.3185 | 0.04699 | 157 | 117 | 30 | 10 |
854 | You can always get a human opinion. | 1.3182 | 0.04486 | 154 | 112 | 35 | 7 |
855 | What side effects? | 1.3182 | 0.04486 | 154 | 112 | 35 | 7 |
856 | No, generic cheese is fine. | 1.3182 | 0.04579 | 154 | 113 | 33 | 8 |
857 | Don’t worry, I’ve been taking these for years with no side effects at all. | 1.3165 | 0.04498 | 158 | 116 | 34 | 8 |
858 | The only side effect is that sometimes you just don't feel like yourself. | 1.3165 | 0.04407 | 158 | 115 | 36 | 7 |
859 | Don't believe the orange guy, we do good work here in Baltimore. | 1.3165 | 0.04498 | 158 | 116 | 34 | 8 |
860 | Take this to the pharmacy across the room, it's a hole in the wall but it's a good place. | 1.3165 | 0.04123 | 158 | 112 | 42 | 4 |
861 | Here's my card. If you have any more hallucinations, call me. | 1.3165 | 0.04498 | 158 | 116 | 34 | 8 |
862 | in queso emergency call 911 | 1.3165 | 0.04759 | 158 | 119 | 28 | 11 |
863 | The Rat Race is a marathon, not a sprint. | 1.3165 | 0.04673 | 158 | 118 | 30 | 10 |
864 | Here, this new prescription won't have vivid hallucinations as a possible side effect | 1.3165 | 0.04315 | 158 | 114 | 38 | 6 |
865 | I'm telling you, no side effects | 1.3165 | 0.04586 | 158 | 117 | 32 | 9 |
866 | Though, it's been shown to cause cancer in laboratory people. | 1.3161 | 0.04735 | 155 | 116 | 29 | 10 |
867 | Take two slices of cheese and call me in the morning. | 1.3161 | 0.04645 | 155 | 115 | 31 | 9 |
868 | Insurance requires a trial of Swiss and cheddar before they'll cover Brie. | 1.3161 | 0.04554 | 155 | 114 | 33 | 8 |
869 | Now... what makes you think I would betray your trust. | 1.3161 | 0.04554 | 155 | 114 | 33 | 8 |
870 | Trust me, 200 of my siblings and I tested this drug ourselves. | 1.3161 | 0.04645 | 155 | 115 | 31 | 9 |
871 | Actually, its pro-anxiety. | 1.3161 | 0.04735 | 155 | 116 | 29 | 10 |
872 | There is no proof that the bubonic plague causes autism. | 1.3161 | 0.04993 | 155 | 119 | 23 | 13 |
873 | I can personally vouch for this. It was tested on three of my brothers. | 1.3161 | 0.04645 | 155 | 115 | 31 | 9 |
874 | Animals go to human doctors, so... | 1.3161 | 0.04735 | 155 | 116 | 28 | 10 |
875 | This will treat what plagues you. | 1.3158 | 0.04613 | 152 | 112 | 32 | 8 |
876 | Baltimore? Actually I’m from D.C. | 1.3141 | 0.04709 | 156 | 117 | 29 | 10 |
877 | I'm a stable genius, OK? | 1.3141 | 0.04881 | 156 | 119 | 25 | 12 |
878 | The charge is an arm and a leg. Where do I to start? | 1.3141 | 0.04437 | 156 | 114 | 35 | 7 |
879 | There'll be cheese at the end, but you should bring your own wine. | 1.3141 | 0.04709 | 156 | 117 | 29 | 10 |
880 | Sorry, your application was rejected. We never use humans in our clinical trials. | 1.3137 | 0.04587 | 153 | 113 | 32 | 8 |
881 | You can get this prescription filled at any Chuck-E-Cheese. | 1.3137 | 0.04493 | 153 | 112 | 34 | 7 |
882 | Take this if those weird visions come back. | 1.3137 | 0.04680 | 153 | 114 | 30 | 9 |
883 | Sorry I bit you. Get this filled and you should be okay. | 1.3137 | 0.04493 | 153 | 112 | 34 | 7 |
884 | Take this to a pharmacy in Baltimore. Tell them I sent you. | 1.3137 | 0.04771 | 153 | 115 | 28 | 10 |
885 | One mammal's Coumadin is another mammal's poison. | 1.3137 | 0.04861 | 153 | 116 | 26 | 11 |
886 | Yes there were a few anomalies in the preclinical animal studies, but we don’t think they were statistically significant | 1.3137 | 0.04196 | 153 | 109 | 40 | 4 |
887 | Don't worry, I use this myself. | 1.3133 | 0.04349 | 150 | 108 | 37 | 5 |
888 | I tested this one on myself. | 1.3133 | 0.04928 | 150 | 114 | 25 | 11 |
889 | Why are you so surprised? I won the rat race. | 1.3133 | 0.04743 | 150 | 112 | 29 | 9 |
890 | Side effects? Don't worry--I've been taking these myself for years. | 1.3133 | 0.04743 | 150 | 112 | 29 | 9 |
891 | Qualifications? Do you have any idea the number of mazes I've had to run through to get here? | 1.3133 | 0.04836 | 150 | 113 | 27 | 10 |
892 | You're lucky to still be covered. | 1.3133 | 0.04451 | 150 | 109 | 35 | 6 |
893 | I lab tested it myself. | 1.3133 | 0.04349 | 150 | 108 | 37 | 5 |
894 | It seems the rat-race is causing your stress. | 1.3133 | 0.04647 | 150 | 110 | 31 | 8 |
895 | I've personally tested all the medications I prescribe. | 1.3133 | 0.04349 | 150 | 108 | 37 | 5 |
896 | Gnaw on these twice before bed. | 1.3133 | 0.04550 | 150 | 110 | 33 | 7 |
897 | Trust me, it worked well on rats. | 1.3133 | 0.04245 | 150 | 107 | 39 | 4 |
898 | I'm referring you to my colleague Dr. Doolittle. | 1.3133 | 0.04743 | 150 | 112 | 29 | 9 |
899 | Take this order to our staff and they will schedule your maze test. | 1.3133 | 0.04836 | 150 | 113 | 27 | 10 |
900 | I'm not allowed in the drug store to pick up my own prescriptions... do you mind? | 1.3133 | 0.04349 | 150 | 108 | 37 | 5 |
901 | I can assure you this medicine is safe - I have taken it myself | 1.3133 | 0.04647 | 150 | 111 | 31 | 8 |
902 | My ancestors used to eat you but now we just make money off of you | 1.3133 | 0.04743 | 150 | 112 | 29 | 9 |
903 | This will put hair on your chest, and everywhere else! | 1.3133 | 0.04550 | 150 | 110 | 33 | 7 |
904 | You look surprised! | 1.3133 | 0.04743 | 150 | 112 | 29 | 9 |
905 | Relax, Ron. They tested it on me first. | 1.3133 | 0.04836 | 150 | 113 | 27 | 10 |
906 | I usually don't make personal recommendations, but this prescription really does improve cognitive ability. | 1.3133 | 0.04743 | 150 | 112 | 29 | 9 |
907 | Sigh...one minute you’re teaching martial arts to mutant turtles, the next you’re proliferating the opioid crisis. | 1.3133 | 0.04836 | 150 | 113 | 27 | 10 |
908 | You come to a doctor who looks like a rat, and you're surprised I prescribe cheese? | 1.3133 | 0.04743 | 150 | 112 | 29 | 9 |
909 | Seeing things? What kind of things? | 1.3133 | 0.04743 | 150 | 112 | 29 | 9 |
910 | No, there are no side effects; I take it myself. | 1.3133 | 0.04550 | 150 | 110 | 33 | 7 |
911 | Try Viagra.Works great. I've had sex with 84 partners since Tuesday. | 1.3133 | 0.04550 | 150 | 110 | 33 | 7 |
912 | There's no escaping the rat race for me. | 1.3133 | 0.04836 | 150 | 113 | 27 | 10 |
913 | I know what I’m talking about, I literally grew up in a lab. | 1.3133 | 0.04743 | 150 | 112 | 29 | 9 |
914 | Relax, it's not like rat poison or anything. | 1.3133 | 0.04550 | 150 | 110 | 33 | 7 |
915 | Take two in the morning and let me know if you can still see me. | 1.3133 | 0.04647 | 150 | 111 | 31 | 8 |
916 | Take two a day until the nose grows in. The hair, whiskers, and ears will follow. | 1.3133 | 0.04647 | 150 | 111 | 31 | 8 |
917 | The experiment went so well I became one of them. | 1.3133 | 0.04349 | 150 | 108 | 37 | 5 |
918 | Nibble one a night as you creep along the baseboard. I guarantee you’ll be transformed. | 1.3133 | 0.04647 | 150 | 111 | 31 | 8 |
919 | They're perfectly safe--I take them myself. | 1.3133 | 0.04836 | 150 | 113 | 27 | 10 |
920 | This prescription helped me. It'll make a different person out of you. | 1.3117 | 0.04654 | 154 | 115 | 30 | 9 |
921 | Yes! You should take these! You think you’re talking to a giant rat! | 1.3117 | 0.05090 | 154 | 120 | 20 | 14 |
922 | I need you to sign this. I don't have thumbs. | 1.3116 | 0.05325 | 138 | 107 | 19 | 12 |
923 | This should help with your fear of rats. | 1.3113 | 0.04525 | 151 | 111 | 33 | 7 |
924 | This should help fuel positive feelings about living in Baltimore. | 1.3113 | 0.04716 | 151 | 113 | 29 | 9 |
925 | Don’t worry, I’ve tested it myself. | 1.3108 | 0.04583 | 148 | 109 | 32 | 7 |
926 | For the gnawing. | 1.3108 | 0.04968 | 148 | 113 | 24 | 11 |
927 | Don't worry. I tested it myself. | 1.3108 | 0.04583 | 148 | 109 | 32 | 7 |
928 | Here's your parking pass. You now have 5 minutes to find your car.... | 1.3108 | 0.04683 | 148 | 110 | 30 | 8 |
929 | I am not part of the rat race that has created your anxiety. | 1.3108 | 0.04683 | 148 | 110 | 30 | 8 |
930 | Here's your stipend for volunteering. We like to test new procedures on patients before we try them on mice. | 1.3108 | 0.04482 | 148 | 114 | 26 | 8 |
931 | Turns out you were in the placebo group. But look on the bright side, you got 20 bucks! | 1.3108 | 0.04875 | 148 | 112 | 26 | 10 |
932 | No it’s not addictive. In fact I own shares in the company. | 1.3108 | 0.04780 | 148 | 111 | 28 | 9 |
933 | Who says you don't need opioids? Besides, the first bottle's free. | 1.3108 | 0.04875 | 148 | 112 | 26 | 10 |
934 | PROTEST! My 7/29 edition arrived today,7/30, with the mastodon cartoon and a deadline for entry of 7/28!! Are print readers automatically now excluded from the competition? I have noticed the very tight deadlines before, but this MUST be a mistake! | 1.3108 | 0.05326 | 148 | 117 | 16 | 15 |
935 | I had the procedure myself. It's completely safe. | 1.3108 | 0.04378 | 148 | 107 | 36 | 5 |
936 | Make sure to lick the wound constantly and eat plenty of pizza. | 1.3108 | 0.04968 | 148 | 113 | 24 | 11 |
937 | Don’t give me that look. I lost three cousins to be able to give this to you. | 1.3108 | 0.05060 | 148 | 114 | 22 | 12 |
938 | They're looking for human test subjects and you qualify! Congratulations! | 1.3108 | 0.04780 | 148 | 111 | 28 | 9 |
939 | Trust me. This is prescription strength—not industrial strength like they give my kind. | 1.3108 | 0.04583 | 148 | 109 | 32 | 7 |
940 | Gnaw on it twice a day. Trust me. | 1.3108 | 0.04272 | 148 | 106 | 38 | 4 |
941 | 100% cure. The side effects are that you will be wickedly adaptable and may wake up wet in a neighbor's bathroom smelling like poop. | 1.3108 | 0.04378 | 148 | 107 | 36 | 5 |
942 | Yes, in rare instances the prescription can have hallucinogenic side effects. Why do you ask? | 1.3108 | 0.04272 | 148 | 106 | 38 | 4 |
943 | The head researcher at the lab saw my potential and, long story short, here I am! | 1.3108 | 0.04583 | 148 | 109 | 32 | 7 |
944 | The opioids should suppress your plague symptoms. | 1.3108 | 0.04683 | 148 | 110 | 30 | 8 |
945 | You'll be able to squeak by with this. | 1.3108 | 0.04683 | 148 | 110 | 30 | 8 |
946 | If you run out, just pull the black lever. | 1.3108 | 0.04482 | 148 | 108 | 34 | 6 |
947 | If you think I'm a giant talking mouse, then you really need this prescription | 1.3108 | 0.04683 | 148 | 110 | 30 | 8 |
948 | Don't worry! It was tested on humans. | 1.3108 | 0.04583 | 148 | 109 | 32 | 7 |
949 | Its okay. I got my start in the lab. | 1.3108 | 0.04583 | 148 | 109 | 32 | 7 |
950 | For the best results, take it with sewage. | 1.3108 | 0.04583 | 148 | 109 | 32 | 7 |
951 | That's a common misconception. It's actually YOU who carries the plague | 1.3108 | 0.04683 | 148 | 110 | 30 | 8 |
952 | Take this and stay away from building inspectors. | 1.3108 | 0.04683 | 148 | 110 | 30 | 8 |
953 | They haven't run clinical trials on humans yet, but this worked wonders for my cousin | 1.3108 | 0.04875 | 148 | 112 | 26 | 10 |
954 | Here, this will guide you through any emotional labyrinth. And, yes, you’’ll get the cheese. | 1.3108 | 0.04583 | 148 | 109 | 32 | 7 |
955 | My cousins back at the lab all swear by this stuff. | 1.3108 | 0.04875 | 148 | 112 | 26 | 10 |
956 | We would never experiment on humans to ensure it's safe for rats. | 1.3108 | 0.04583 | 148 | 109 | 32 | 7 |
957 | I guarantee it will double in size. I was in the original study. | 1.3108 | 0.04780 | 148 | 111 | 28 | 9 |
958 | Take these but only under a full moon. | 1.3108 | 0.04683 | 148 | 110 | 30 | 8 |
959 | Sometimes I don't feel like myself, either. | 1.3108 | 0.04482 | 148 | 108 | 34 | 6 |
960 | I know you've had bad previous experiences with doctors before but trust me. | 1.3108 | 0.05150 | 148 | 115 | 20 | 13 |
961 | You said a moment ago that everybody you look at seems to be a rat. This prescription will help with that, Mr. Sprague. | 1.3108 | 0.04583 | 148 | 109 | 32 | 7 |
962 | You can get this at any drugstore here in Baltimore. | 1.3094 | 0.05090 | 139 | 106 | 23 | 10 |
963 | I spent so much time in the lab that they gave me an honorary degree. | 1.3094 | 0.04433 | 139 | 100 | 35 | 4 |
964 | One day you're crawling up a sewer pipe, the next you're in medical school. New York, right? Here's your prescription for bubonic plague. | 1.3094 | 0.05291 | 139 | 108 | 19 | 12 |
965 | You’re telling me healthcare is more . . . human in Canada? | 1.3094 | 0.05191 | 139 | 107 | 21 | 11 |
966 | Here's the number of a plastic surgeon. He did wonders with my chin. | 1.3087 | 0.04457 | 149 | 109 | 34 | 6 |
967 | Take two in your dumpster, with sewer water, before bedtime. | 1.3087 | 0.04457 | 149 | 109 | 34 | 6 |
968 | Yes, but now I run the Lab instead. | 1.3082 | 0.04617 | 146 | 108 | 31 | 7 |
969 | You'll have to decide if you think I'm a good doctor. But at least I accept your insurance. | 1.3082 | 0.04718 | 146 | 109 | 29 | 8 |
970 | My brother was on an early trial for this one and saw results immediately. | 1.3082 | 0.04617 | 146 | 108 | 31 | 7 |
971 | We've corrected the LASIK machine calibration issue. These drops should help. | 1.3082 | 0.04914 | 146 | 111 | 25 | 10 |
972 | Yeah, your eye really shouldn't look like mine. | 1.3082 | 0.04514 | 146 | 107 | 33 | 6 |
973 | Your participation may contribute knowledge that alleviates suffering in rats worldwide. | 1.3082 | 0.04514 | 146 | 107 | 33 | 6 |
974 | The first symptom is the eyes, why do you ask? | 1.3082 | 0.04514 | 146 | 107 | 33 | 6 |
975 | Warfarin is proven to work. | 1.3082 | 0.05103 | 146 | 113 | 21 | 12 |
976 | Trust me, med school was a maze. | 1.3082 | 0.04514 | 146 | 107 | 33 | 6 |
977 | You should have taken the blue pill. | 1.3082 | 0.04514 | 146 | 107 | 33 | 6 |
978 | Try this prescription. It worked for me. | 1.3082 | 0.04718 | 146 | 109 | 29 | 8 |
979 | Relax, it’s a much lower dose than I take. | 1.3082 | 0.05010 | 146 | 112 | 23 | 11 |
980 | I tested these myself. | 1.3082 | 0.04408 | 146 | 106 | 35 | 5 |
981 | Here's your prescription and don't try to weasel out on your co-pay | 1.3082 | 0.04718 | 146 | 109 | 29 | 8 |
982 | It's safe.... the FDA tested it .... | 1.3082 | 0.04514 | 146 | 107 | 33 | 6 |
983 | It was my brother's practice, but he had a run in with a girl in a red hood. | 1.3082 | 0.04408 | 146 | 106 | 32 | 5 |
984 | I take this myself. There might be a few side effects | 1.3082 | 0.04514 | 146 | 107 | 33 | 6 |
985 | It's very safe - 9 out of 10 of my relatives had no adverse side effects. | 1.3082 | 0.04408 | 146 | 106 | 35 | 5 |
986 | This should cure what’s plaguing you. | 1.3082 | 0.04408 | 146 | 106 | 35 | 5 |
987 | Are you prone to hallucinations? | 1.3082 | 0.04188 | 146 | 104 | 39 | 3 |
988 | I've been taking this same medicine for years, and it's had no negative effects at all. | 1.3082 | 0.04617 | 146 | 108 | 31 | 7 |
989 | What side effects are you referring to? | 1.3082 | 0.04914 | 146 | 111 | 25 | 10 |
990 | Perhaps some meds with less intense side effects might help. | 1.3082 | 0.04718 | 146 | 109 | 29 | 8 |
991 | We don't do plague cures anymore, here's a script for an expensive, crippling opioid addiction. | 1.3082 | 0.04718 | 146 | 109 | 29 | 8 |
992 | Look, see you in TWO WEEKS: Gotta get back to the race. | 1.3082 | 0.04617 | 146 | 106 | 31 | 6 |
993 | This drug is perfectly safe. I take it myself. | 1.3082 | 0.04514 | 146 | 107 | 33 | 6 |
994 | The prescription is well tested, don’t worry, I would know. | 1.3082 | 0.04617 | 146 | 108 | 31 | 7 |
995 | My cousins were the first to try these. | 1.3082 | 0.04718 | 146 | 109 | 29 | 8 |
996 | It has been tested only on mice...but so far, so good. | 1.3082 | 0.04617 | 146 | 108 | 31 | 7 |
997 | Take twice daily with garbage. | 1.3082 | 0.04617 | 146 | 108 | 31 | 7 |
998 | Chew through these wires and call me in the morning. | 1.3082 | 0.04914 | 146 | 111 | 25 | 10 |
999 | Unfortunately, sir, blocks of cheddar are out-of-network. | 1.3082 | 0.04914 | 146 | 111 | 25 | 9 |
1000 | There is no reason to worry about this prescription. I take it myself. | 1.3082 | 0.04408 | 146 | 106 | 35 | 5 |
1001 | The prescription is at the end of the maze. | 1.3082 | 0.04514 | 146 | 107 | 33 | 6 |
1002 | Stop staring at my mustache! | 1.3082 | 0.04718 | 146 | 109 | 29 | 8 |
1003 | Just take two and kill me in the morning. | 1.3082 | 0.04914 | 146 | 111 | 25 | 10 |
1004 | Trust me - I was a doctor long before I turned into a rat. | 1.3082 | 0.04514 | 146 | 107 | 33 | 6 |
1005 | I got my start in the lab. | 1.3082 | 0.04514 | 146 | 107 | 33 | 6 |
1006 | Is there something you want to ask? | 1.3082 | 0.04617 | 146 | 108 | 31 | 7 |
1007 | Nibble carefully, and be prepared to bolt. | 1.3082 | 0.04718 | 146 | 109 | 29 | 8 |
1008 | Not to worry, its been extensively tested on cats. | 1.3082 | 0.04514 | 146 | 107 | 33 | 6 |
1009 | I'm a Republican from Baltimore, why? | 1.3082 | 0.04718 | 146 | 109 | 29 | 8 |
1010 | What’s there not to trust? | 1.3082 | 0.05010 | 146 | 112 | 23 | 11 |
1011 | No need to make a followup appointment Mr. Smith. This should take care of the issue. | 1.3082 | 0.04188 | 146 | 104 | 39 | 3 |
1012 | Take two and you’ll forget you saw the tiny mouse on my desk. | 1.3082 | 0.04514 | 146 | 107 | 33 | 6 |
1013 | You may experience a strong desire to frighten the hell out of people. | 1.3082 | 0.04817 | 146 | 110 | 27 | 9 |
1014 | My great, great, great grandfather gave his life for this. | 1.3082 | 0.04718 | 146 | 109 | 29 | 8 |
1015 | I know, you thought 'ratified' meant something else. | 1.3082 | 0.04718 | 146 | 109 | 29 | 8 |
1016 | This stuff got me through medical school. | 1.3082 | 0.04514 | 146 | 107 | 33 | 6 |
1017 | Your eye condition qualifies. Here's your marijuana prescription. | 1.3082 | 0.04617 | 146 | 108 | 31 | 7 |
1018 | Don't worry...I take it myself, and the side effects are minimal. | 1.3082 | 0.04514 | 146 | 107 | 33 | 6 |
1019 | There are a few cosmetic side effects. | 1.3082 | 0.04718 | 146 | 109 | 29 | 8 |
1020 | This should help with the voices. | 1.3082 | 0.05103 | 146 | 113 | 21 | 12 |
1021 | I only validate parking for my own species. | 1.3082 | 0.04514 | 146 | 107 | 33 | 6 |
1022 | Relax it’s just for cheese | 1.3082 | 0.04617 | 146 | 108 | 30 | 7 |
1023 | Don’t be alarmed if you develop a sudden craving for cheese. | 1.3082 | 0.04718 | 146 | 109 | 29 | 8 |
1024 | Get this filled at the dumpster behind Wu's Palace. | 1.3082 | 0.05010 | 146 | 112 | 23 | 11 |
1025 | The pharmacy is down two floors, off the elevator, left, right, right, left, right, left. | 1.3082 | 0.04718 | 146 | 109 | 29 | 8 |
1026 | Believe me, it works. I tested it on myself. | 1.3082 | 0.04718 | 146 | 109 | 29 | 8 |
1027 | There are no side effects. I tested it myself. | 1.3082 | 0.04617 | 146 | 108 | 31 | 7 |
1028 | This won't get you out of the maze, but it should help with the dizziness. | 1.3082 | 0.04617 | 146 | 108 | 31 | 7 |
1029 | I didn't experience any issues during testing, but side effects vary by individual. | 1.3082 | 0.04617 | 146 | 108 | 31 | 7 |
1030 | This might have some side effects but it will definitely suppress your social anxiety | 1.3082 | 0.04617 | 146 | 108 | 31 | 7 |
1031 | Sorry, I don’t take American Express. Only roadkill or Visa. | 1.3082 | 0.04914 | 146 | 111 | 25 | 10 |
1032 | This is a wireless shocker, Dr. Skinner. | 1.3082 | 0.04817 | 146 | 110 | 27 | 9 |
1033 | This worked on me. | 1.3082 | 0.04718 | 146 | 109 | 29 | 8 |
1034 | Here is a prescription for an exercise wheel | 1.3071 | 0.05185 | 127 | 96 | 23 | 8 |
1035 | My friends in the lab swear by it." | 1.3061 | 0.04275 | 147 | 106 | 37 | 4 |
1036 | It's okay. I prescribe it for myself. | 1.3061 | 0.04691 | 147 | 110 | 29 | 8 |
1037 | Some of my cousins experienced minor fur loss with this medication, but you should be fine. | 1.3061 | 0.04383 | 147 | 107 | 35 | 5 |
1038 | It's an anti-hallucinatory. | 1.3056 | 0.04546 | 144 | 106 | 32 | 6 |
1039 | Try these and you should stop seeing rats everywhere. | 1.3056 | 0.04652 | 144 | 107 | 30 | 7 |
1040 | No, I don't do online prescriptions...I guess that makes me weird. | 1.3056 | 0.04652 | 144 | 107 | 30 | 7 |
1041 | Here's your prescription, and please get over the "Black Plague thing"" | 1.3056 | 0.04856 | 144 | 109 | 26 | 9 |
1042 | Recommend you wrap these capsules in a slice of ham to disguise the taste | 1.3056 | 0.04438 | 144 | 105 | 34 | 5 |
1043 | This should help control your hallucinations. Come back in a week and we'll see if it worked." | 1.3056 | 0.04652 | 144 | 107 | 30 | 7 |
1044 | You can pick these up in any storm drain. | 1.3056 | 0.04856 | 144 | 109 | 26 | 9 |
1045 | Absolutely! Guaranteed not to have the side effects of the last one! | 1.3056 | 0.04755 | 144 | 108 | 28 | 8 |
1046 | Honest, it’s not species specific. | 1.3056 | 0.04327 | 144 | 104 | 36 | 4 |
1047 | Stay out of Baltimore. | 1.3056 | 0.04955 | 144 | 110 | 24 | 10 |
1048 | This will put you back in the rat race. | 1.3056 | 0.04213 | 144 | 103 | 38 | 3 |
1049 | Who's afraid of big bad pharma? | 1.3056 | 0.05333 | 144 | 114 | 16 | 14 |
1050 | Take this down to the maze lab, third floor. | 1.3056 | 0.04652 | 144 | 107 | 30 | 7 |
1051 | Go ahead and take one. I promise I won't shock you again. | 1.3056 | 0.04856 | 144 | 109 | 26 | 9 |
1052 | And here is the number of my plastic surgeon. | 1.3056 | 0.04652 | 144 | 107 | 30 | 7 |
1053 | You should take it on a full moon...I mean stomach. | 1.3056 | 0.04755 | 144 | 108 | 28 | 8 |
1054 | Some of us made it from the street to Johns Hopkins. | 1.3056 | 0.04546 | 144 | 106 | 32 | 6 |
1055 | Before I started taking these, I couldn’t even figure out the maze. | 1.3056 | 0.04438 | 144 | 105 | 34 | 5 |
1056 | This helped me get through the maze 50% faster. | 1.3056 | 0.04755 | 144 | 108 | 28 | 8 |
1057 | I don't want to give you the runaround, but we're looking for subjects for a new study. | 1.3056 | 0.04856 | 144 | 109 | 26 | 9 |
1058 | Why do you look so shocked, Steve. I'm sure I'm not the only rat in your life. | 1.3056 | 0.04546 | 144 | 106 | 32 | 6 |
1059 | The results are in: it works on humans so it's safe for the rats. | 1.3056 | 0.04955 | 144 | 110 | 24 | 10 |
1060 | That's DOCTOR Dirty Rat, sir. | 1.3056 | 0.04856 | 144 | 109 | 26 | 9 |
1061 | Take it from me, other than occasional cravings for hard cheese there are no side effects to worry about. | 1.3056 | 0.04546 | 144 | 106 | 32 | 6 |
1062 | Most of my patients are fine with under-the-counter." | 1.3056 | 0.04546 | 144 | 106 | 32 | 6 |
1063 | Psst! Here... Don't tell them I'm from Baltimore! | 1.3056 | 0.04755 | 144 | 108 | 28 | 8 |
1064 | I graduated top of my animal trials. | 1.3056 | 0.04856 | 144 | 109 | 26 | 9 |
1065 | Don't give up. I encountered a lot of dead ends getting to where I am today. | 1.3056 | 0.04856 | 144 | 109 | 26 | 9 |
1066 | My brother was a test subject for this. He swears by it. | 1.3056 | 0.04755 | 144 | 108 | 28 | 8 |
1067 | Here's an opthamologist I like. Good luck. | 1.3056 | 0.04652 | 144 | 107 | 30 | 7 |
1068 | Take this until you find yourself chewing on baseboards. | 1.3056 | 0.04652 | 144 | 107 | 30 | 7 |
1069 | I guarantee it's safe and effective. It was tested on my own family. | 1.3056 | 0.05052 | 144 | 111 | 22 | 11 |
1070 | This should help. So you know, I'm a recovering cheese addict myself. | 1.3056 | 0.04438 | 144 | 105 | 34 | 5 |
1071 | I take this myself. There are some slight side effects , but nothing worth mentioning. | 1.3056 | 0.04955 | 144 | 110 | 24 | 10 |
1072 | I don't like taking pills either but this one worked for me too | 1.3056 | 0.04546 | 144 | 106 | 32 | 6 |
1073 | I advise you take these with two or three pellets, and call me in the morning. | 1.3056 | 0.04546 | 144 | 106 | 32 | 6 |
1074 | Yes I did go to medical school at Johns Hopkins. Why do you ask? | 1.3056 | 0.04438 | 144 | 105 | 34 | 5 |
1075 | I'm confident in this prescription. I tested it on myself. | 1.3056 | 0.04438 | 144 | 105 | 34 | 5 |
1076 | It works. Trust me! | 1.3056 | 0.04546 | 144 | 106 | 32 | 6 |
1077 | Don’t worry. It was tested on me. | 1.3056 | 0.04652 | 144 | 107 | 30 | 7 |
1078 | Are you a man or a mouse? This prescription will help you decide. | 1.3056 | 0.04652 | 144 | 105 | 28 | 6 |
1079 | Rodentine DC is guaranteed free of annoying side effects. I'm on a mild dose for nasal congestion, myself. | 1.3056 | 0.04546 | 144 | 106 | 32 | 6 |
1080 | Take this prescription. Come back in a week. If I still look like this to you, we'll investigate further. | 1.3056 | 0.04438 | 144 | 105 | 34 | 5 |
1081 | Works great and never tested on rats. | 1.3056 | 0.04438 | 144 | 105 | 34 | 5 |
1082 | My brother was in the beta test. This stuff works. | 1.3056 | 0.04546 | 144 | 106 | 32 | 6 |
1083 | Take these, they helped me out many times when I felt trapped. | 1.3056 | 0.04438 | 144 | 105 | 34 | 5 |
1084 | How should I know? It's not tested on animals. | 1.3056 | 0.04856 | 144 | 109 | 26 | 9 |
1085 | Who told you all moles can be cancerous? | 1.3056 | 0.04856 | 144 | 109 | 26 | 9 |
1086 | I’m ethically obligated to tell you that this drug can cause excessive nose whiskers. | 1.3056 | 0.04438 | 144 | 105 | 34 | 5 |
1087 | Everyone knows what really happens when the cheese stands alone. You want me on that wall; you need me on that wall | 1.3056 | 0.04546 | 144 | 106 | 32 | 6 |
1088 | For best results use it during the full moon. | 1.3056 | 0.04856 | 144 | 109 | 26 | 9 |
1089 | Trust me. It is not rat poison. | 1.3056 | 0.04546 | 144 | 106 | 32 | 6 |
1090 | The side effects include growing whiskers and fur, but it'll cure your visions. | 1.3056 | 0.04327 | 144 | 104 | 36 | 4 |
1091 | This is for your lab test. Check in this afternoon. Good luck. | 1.3056 | 0.04652 | 144 | 107 | 30 | 7 |
1092 | I took the same medicine for the same condition. The side effects are trivial. | 1.3056 | 0.04856 | 144 | 109 | 26 | 9 |
1093 | Why the long face? | 1.3056 | 0.04652 | 144 | 107 | 30 | 7 |
1094 | Grind them up and mix into your food. | 1.3056 | 0.04755 | 144 | 108 | 28 | 8 |
1095 | Yes, I’m sure you’re hallucinating & not having a recurring dream. | 1.3056 | 0.04755 | 144 | 108 | 28 | 8 |
1096 | Not sure whether this will be covered — health insurance is such a maze. | 1.3056 | 0.04856 | 144 | 109 | 26 | 9 |
1097 | You see, when they cut down all the trees, I had to take on an office job to survive. | 1.3056 | 0.04327 | 144 | 104 | 36 | 4 |
1098 | My late family took this. | 1.3056 | 0.04755 | 144 | 108 | 28 | 8 |
1099 | And I'm going to refer you to someone who hasn't just eaten out of a dumpster. | 1.3050 | 0.04495 | 141 | 103 | 33 | 5 |
1100 | This may surprise you, but the cure is cheese. | 1.3043 | 0.04781 | 138 | 103 | 28 | 7 |
1101 | That's when I discovered it was better to be the one performing the research. | 1.3043 | 0.04997 | 138 | 105 | 24 | 9 |
1102 | Fill this at any trash can. | 1.3043 | 0.04997 | 138 | 105 | 24 | 9 |
1103 | Try it, it worked for me. | 1.3034 | 0.04189 | 145 | 104 | 38 | 3 |
1104 | Humans don't qualify for the clinical trial so I wrote here that you're a rat | 1.3034 | 0.04624 | 145 | 108 | 30 | 7 |
1105 | Yeah, Johns Hopkins, class of 2010. Why do you ask? | 1.3034 | 0.04727 | 145 | 109 | 28 | 8 |
1106 | Take this and then I'll look like a pig and you can get on with your life. | 1.3034 | 0.04827 | 145 | 110 | 26 | 9 |
1107 | Let's deal with the depression first. | 1.3028 | 0.04468 | 142 | 104 | 33 | 5 |
1108 | Sorry I bit you. This ointment should prevent infection. | 1.3028 | 0.04996 | 142 | 109 | 23 | 10 |
1109 | Mr. Jones, just take these twice a day for three weeks, and I promise you that you will no longer be seeing animals dressed-up in suits. | 1.3028 | 0.04687 | 142 | 106 | 29 | 7 |
1110 | Don’t worry. I’m a board certified lab rat. | 1.3028 | 0.04579 | 142 | 105 | 31 | 6 |
1111 | I can personally assure you these will help with the rat race. | 1.3028 | 0.05095 | 142 | 110 | 21 | 11 |
1112 | Don't worry. It's been fully tested by the FDA. Trust me, I supervised the human trials myself. | 1.3028 | 0.04579 | 142 | 105 | 31 | 6 |
1113 | It's a big pill. You'll have to gnaw on it. | 1.3028 | 0.04579 | 142 | 105 | 31 | 6 |
1114 | I know you’re worried about the side effects of this new medication, but I take this, and look at me? | 1.3028 | 0.04579 | 142 | 105 | 31 | 6 |
1115 | They kicked me out of vet school. I kept eating the patients. | 1.3028 | 0.04468 | 142 | 104 | 33 | 5 |
1116 | Don't worry, they are perfectly safe plus I participated in the phase one, clinical trial. | 1.3028 | 0.04355 | 142 | 103 | 35 | 4 |
1117 | It helps if you wrap it in a bit of cheese before taking it. | 1.3022 | 0.04527 | 139 | 102 | 32 | 5 |
1118 | Now, all of a sudden, you have a conscience? | 1.3022 | 0.04860 | 139 | 105 | 26 | 8 |
1119 | Call me crazy, but street drugs are probably cheaper | 1.3022 | 0.04860 | 139 | 105 | 26 | 8 |
1120 | Believe me, you don't want to take warfarin. | 1.3022 | 0.04860 | 139 | 105 | 26 | 8 |
1121 | Take one 2X daily and avoid Baltimore or any other infested places. | 1.3022 | 0.05172 | 139 | 108 | 20 | 11 |
1122 | I’m afraid it’s not looking good. Here is the number to my vet. | 1.3022 | 0.04641 | 139 | 103 | 30 | 6 |
1123 | You'll feel much better once the whiskers grow in completely. | 1.3022 | 0.04641 | 139 | 103 | 30 | 6 |
1124 | “This should help with those hallucinations you’ve been having.” | 1.3007 | 0.04442 | 143 | 105 | 33 | 5 |
1125 | smell my finger | 1.3007 | 0.04966 | 143 | 110 | 23 | 10 |
1126 | Don't worry. They tested it on me first. | 1.3000 | 0.04935 | 140 | 107 | 24 | 9 |
1127 | I’m prescribing two weeks rest and relaxation in Baltimore. | 1.3000 | 0.04935 | 140 | 107 | 24 | 9 |
1128 | Don't worry. I take it myself, and the side effects are barely noticeable. | 1.3000 | 0.04500 | 140 | 103 | 32 | 5 |
1129 | It’s been shown to be very successful in trials on humans | 1.3000 | 0.04500 | 140 | 103 | 32 | 5 |
1130 | Don’t worry, it’s safe. It was tested on me. | 1.3000 | 0.04612 | 140 | 104 | 30 | 6 |
1131 | I know it works. I tested it myself. | 1.3000 | 0.04500 | 140 | 103 | 32 | 5 |
1132 | Call me if you have an erection lasting longer than 4 hours or start craving cheese. | 1.3000 | 0.04935 | 140 | 107 | 24 | 9 |
1133 | Don't worry, I've tested all prescriptions myself. | 1.3000 | 0.04384 | 140 | 102 | 34 | 4 |
1134 | Some one has given you human poison!!! | 1.2993 | 0.04900 | 137 | 104 | 25 | 8 |
1135 | I specialize in infested infections | 1.2993 | 0.05114 | 137 | 106 | 21 | 10 |
1136 | Hey, you've never seen anyone in a white coat before? | 1.2993 | 0.04675 | 137 | 102 | 29 | 6 |
1137 | I'm gonna need you to stop dropping acid before checkups. | 1.2993 | 0.04675 | 137 | 102 | 29 | 6 |
1138 | I'm obliged to tell you that this medication has only been tried out with humans. | 1.2993 | 0.04789 | 137 | 103 | 27 | 7 |
1139 | Who better to help you navigate the rat race then a rat? | 1.2993 | 0.04675 | 137 | 102 | 29 | 6 |
1140 | You can have the prescription filled at any corner in your basement. | 1.2993 | 0.04440 | 137 | 99 | 33 | 4 |
1141 | Trust me—it’s perfectly safe. It’s been tested in rats. | 1.2993 | 0.04675 | 137 | 102 | 29 | 6 |
1142 | I was a lab rat. Then I met Tony Robbins. | 1.2993 | 0.05114 | 137 | 106 | 21 | 10 |
1143 | There isn’t a medicine out there with NO unexpected effects, James. | 1.2993 | 0.04675 | 137 | 102 | 29 | 6 |
1144 | You should be able to get this filled at your local land-fill. | 1.2993 | 0.04789 | 137 | 103 | 27 | 7 |
1145 | Take them an hour before gnawing. | 1.2993 | 0.04789 | 137 | 103 | 27 | 7 |
1146 | Here's your ticket to Baltimore. | 1.2993 | 0.05420 | 137 | 109 | 15 | 13 |
1147 | Don't worry. I tested this drug personally. | 1.2993 | 0.04675 | 137 | 102 | 29 | 6 |
1148 | This prescription is sure to work. It's been tested on me personally. | 1.2993 | 0.04900 | 137 | 104 | 25 | 8 |
1149 | This will put hair on your nose | 1.2993 | 0.04675 | 137 | 102 | 29 | 6 |
1150 | You are correct,I do play a doctor on TV | 1.2993 | 0.04900 | 137 | 104 | 25 | 8 |
1151 | I take this drug myself. The only side effects are excessive hair growth, an elongated tail that some find repulsive, an attraction to certain kinds of cheese, and a desire to scurry about which can be fatal. | 1.2993 | 0.04559 | 137 | 101 | 31 | 5 |
1152 | For your headache, take this. It literally changed my life. | 1.2993 | 0.04559 | 137 | 101 | 31 | 5 |
1153 | Relax... I clinically tested these myself. | 1.2993 | 0.04675 | 137 | 102 | 29 | 6 |
1154 | Yes, I'm your worst nightmare -- a wolf in doctor's clothing... | 1.2993 | 0.05008 | 137 | 105 | 23 | 9 |
1155 | Here's your membership card. Welcome to the Rat Race. | 1.2993 | 0.04789 | 137 | 103 | 27 | 7 |
1156 | For the last time, my name is NOT Pavlov. | 1.2993 | 0.04675 | 137 | 102 | 29 | 6 |
1157 | Remember it’s two slices of Cheddar and one slice of Havarti right before bed. | 1.2993 | 0.04440 | 137 | 100 | 33 | 4 |
1158 | Take it twice a day with cheese | 1.2979 | 0.04800 | 141 | 107 | 26 | 8 |
1159 | Oh, we may have to cut your brain in little slices to see if this really worked, but that's just standard practice. | 1.2979 | 0.04358 | 141 | 103 | 34 | 4 |
1160 | There are side effects, but I find them quite tolerable. | 1.2979 | 0.04800 | 141 | 107 | 26 | 8 |
1161 | It's perfectly safe, I've taken it myself for years. | 1.2979 | 0.04585 | 141 | 105 | 30 | 6 |
1162 | Try it. I've tested it myself. | 1.2979 | 0.04800 | 141 | 107 | 26 | 8 |
1163 | I gotta guy ...he doesn't ask questions. | 1.2979 | 0.04800 | 141 | 107 | 26 | 8 |
1164 | You've got 2 hours. Valet is at the center of the hedge maze. | 1.2979 | 0.04800 | 141 | 107 | 26 | 8 |
1165 | No, no, no. Last time I told you to take something for your acid reflux — NOT "take acid for your flaccid reflex." No wonder you look at me and see a giant rat. | 1.2979 | 0.05107 | 141 | 110 | 20 | 11 |
1166 | I’m required to tell you it’s not yet approved for use in humans. But don’t worry, I’ve been taking it for years. | 1.2979 | 0.04905 | 141 | 108 | 24 | 9 |
1167 | Take one of these twice a day with cheese, I mean meals. | 1.2979 | 0.04585 | 141 | 105 | 30 | 6 |
1168 | Don't worry. If it was brain cancer, you would already have hallucinations. | 1.2979 | 0.04800 | 141 | 107 | 26 | 8 |
1169 | Trust me, I can help. I've been in the gutter too. | 1.2979 | 0.04694 | 141 | 106 | 28 | 7 |
1170 | What, you think I'd prescribe poison? | 1.2979 | 0.04800 | 141 | 107 | 26 | 8 |
1171 | This should help with your face recognition. | 1.2979 | 0.04800 | 141 | 107 | 26 | 8 |
1172 | Take two of these a day with cheese. | 1.2971 | 0.04759 | 138 | 104 | 27 | 7 |
1173 | ‘’ You may acquire a taste for extension cords.’’ | 1.2971 | 0.04647 | 138 | 103 | 29 | 6 |
1174 | Yes, I took it myself, but don't worry, this side effect is rare. | 1.2971 | 0.04976 | 138 | 106 | 23 | 9 |
1175 | I can see you're worried about my online diplomas... | 1.2971 | 0.04869 | 138 | 105 | 25 | 8 |
1176 | Take it. It's a free sample. | 1.2971 | 0.04759 | 138 | 104 | 27 | 7 |
1177 | I wouldn’t worry. Medicare-for-all covers prescriptions for every mammal. | 1.2971 | 0.04759 | 138 | 104 | 27 | 7 |
1178 | I think it's time for me to cut back on your CBD prescription. | 1.2969 | 0.04753 | 128 | 95 | 28 | 5 |
1179 | You need a specialist. I'm referring you to a platypus. | 1.2969 | 0.05126 | 128 | 98 | 22 | 8 |
1180 | Take this prescription to the nearest Canadian pharmacy unless you want to sell your house. | 1.2969 | 0.05126 | 128 | 98 | 22 | 8 |
1181 | What, you've never seen a lab rat before? | 1.2969 | 0.04880 | 128 | 96 | 26 | 6 |
1182 | Side effects may include hepatitis, pancreatic cancer, and bubonic plague. | 1.2955 | 0.05863 | 88 | 66 | 18 | 4 |
1183 | Yes. It’s been clinically tested. I took it myself. | 1.2950 | 0.04618 | 139 | 104 | 29 | 6 |
1184 | Yes, I've read "Stuart Little." Why do you ask? | 1.2950 | 0.05049 | 139 | 108 | 21 | 10 |
1185 | Take it from me, this stuff works. | 1.2950 | 0.04729 | 139 | 105 | 27 | 7 |
1186 | You'll find this is particularly effective with managing hallucinations. | 1.2950 | 0.04945 | 139 | 107 | 23 | 9 |
1187 | Funny story about that. My father was playing around with CRISPR when there was an escape from the rodent lab... | 1.2950 | 0.04945 | 139 | 107 | 23 | 9 |
1188 | I have a policy of not prescribing any medication tested on animals. | 1.2950 | 0.04618 | 139 | 104 | 29 | 6 |
1189 | I'm referring you out for a CAT scan. Just kidding. Here's a script for some oxycodone. | 1.2950 | 0.04838 | 139 | 106 | 25 | 8 |
1190 | When I tell you you don't have the plague,I know what I am talking about! | 1.2950 | 0.04618 | 139 | 104 | 29 | 6 |
1191 | Try this. It did wonders for me." | 1.2950 | 0.04729 | 139 | 105 | 27 | 7 |
1192 | Don’t worry, I tested it on myself. | 1.2950 | 0.04504 | 139 | 103 | 31 | 5 |
1193 | This won't work for you, but it's covered by insurance. | 1.2946 | 0.04721 | 129 | 96 | 28 | 5 |
1194 | Yes, I always wear a tie? | 1.2941 | 0.05515 | 119 | 93 | 17 | 9 |
1195 | I have personally tested it. | 1.2941 | 0.04681 | 136 | 102 | 28 | 6 |
1196 | There's no poison in it. Honest. I swear. Zero poison. | 1.2941 | 0.04681 | 136 | 102 | 28 | 6 |
1197 | Here's a prescription for something stronger. You can't get this kind of cheese over the counter. | 1.2941 | 0.05018 | 136 | 105 | 22 | 9 |
1198 | Of course you can’t read my writing. I’m a rat! | 1.2937 | 0.04790 | 126 | 94 | 27 | 5 |
1199 | With whiskers? Really? Tell you what, here is a second prescription to help with the occasional hallucinations. | 1.2937 | 0.04655 | 126 | 93 | 29 | 4 |
1200 | Take this and you'll feel fine testifying against him. | 1.2937 | 0.04790 | 126 | 94 | 27 | 5 |
1201 | This should help with your underdeveloped nostril hair. | 1.2937 | 0.04517 | 126 | 92 | 31 | 3 |
1202 | Cheer up. You may only have one year. That’s my entire lifespan. | 1.2932 | 0.04747 | 133 | 100 | 27 | 6 |
1203 | You'll be navigating mazes successfully again in no time. | 1.2932 | 0.05205 | 133 | 104 | 19 | 10 |
1204 | Here. And please stop calling me Dr. Ben. | 1.2932 | 0.04747 | 133 | 100 | 27 | 6 |
1205 | Here’s the prescription for your new medication— I’m not especially concerned about side effects.” | 1.2932 | 0.04501 | 133 | 98 | 31 | 4 |
1206 | Let me know if this works. | 1.2932 | 0.04747 | 133 | 100 | 27 | 6 |
1207 | Why do you ask if I’m from Baltimore? | 1.2932 | 0.05313 | 133 | 105 | 17 | 11 |
1208 | The side effects are not as bad as they look. | 1.2932 | 0.04981 | 133 | 102 | 23 | 8 |
1209 | And that's why I became a plastic surgeon. | 1.2932 | 0.04747 | 133 | 100 | 27 | 6 |
1210 | Perhaps the generic version of these wasn't fully effective... | 1.2932 | 0.04981 | 133 | 102 | 23 | 8 |
1211 | Safe?!?” Absolutely ... I took it and it’s done miracles for me | 1.2932 | 0.04866 | 133 | 101 | 25 | 7 |
1212 | I'm prescribing some 'maze therapy' to treat your claustropobia. | 1.2932 | 0.05094 | 133 | 103 | 21 | 9 |
1213 | Call this number if you get sick and tired of the rat race. | 1.2932 | 0.04501 | 133 | 98 | 31 | 4 |
1214 | Yes of course it's safe - they tested it on my family. | 1.2932 | 0.04501 | 133 | 98 | 31 | 4 |
1215 | Your Drug Plan only allows for generic Cheddar. I can’t specify Wisconsin or Vermont. | 1.2932 | 0.04104 | 133 | 95 | 37 | 1 |
1216 | I went to Johns Hopkins. Why do you ask? | 1.2932 | 0.04866 | 133 | 101 | 25 | 7 |
1217 | It’s big and it’s bad but in a week you should be out of the woods. | 1.2932 | 0.04981 | 133 | 102 | 23 | 8 |
1218 | It's experimental, but it should do the trick. Worked on me. | 1.2932 | 0.04626 | 133 | 99 | 28 | 5 |
1219 | Here is a prescription for plague vaccine. Somehow all my patients take it. | 1.2932 | 0.04747 | 133 | 100 | 27 | 6 |
1220 | No reason to be concerned. I take this drug myself. | 1.2932 | 0.04501 | 133 | 98 | 31 | 4 |
1221 | No, I'm NOT from Baltimore ! | 1.2932 | 0.05094 | 133 | 103 | 21 | 9 |
1222 | I got my start in Marina del Rey. In those years, lab rats were seen as second-class citizens. | 1.2932 | 0.04981 | 133 | 102 | 23 | 8 |
1223 | No worries, I’ve researched and tested this medication myself. | 1.2932 | 0.04981 | 133 | 102 | 23 | 8 |
1224 | We have high hopes the results will be duplicated in humans. | 1.2932 | 0.04626 | 133 | 99 | 29 | 5 |
1225 | Look, they tested this on my whole family. | 1.2932 | 0.04981 | 133 | 102 | 23 | 8 |
1226 | I can vouch for this, I was in the non-placebo group. | 1.2932 | 0.04372 | 133 | 97 | 33 | 3 |
1227 | This will help with the hallucinations, but I'm still a rat. | 1.2932 | 0.04626 | 133 | 99 | 29 | 5 |
1228 | I'm giving you this prescription for nose hair. I'm an expert. | 1.2932 | 0.04981 | 133 | 102 | 23 | 8 |
1229 | I'm referring you to a specialist in Baltimore. | 1.2932 | 0.04747 | 133 | 100 | 27 | 6 |
1230 | Nothing to be afraid of...just a few tests. | 1.2932 | 0.04981 | 133 | 102 | 23 | 8 |
1231 | Hey, the maze and education was easy. Getting insurance coverage is the hard part. | 1.2932 | 0.04747 | 133 | 100 | 27 | 6 |
1232 | Laboratory tests were inconclusive of any side effects. | 1.2932 | 0.04981 | 133 | 102 | 22 | 8 |
1233 | Here, this should clear up the infestation... er... the infection. | 1.2932 | 0.04747 | 133 | 100 | 27 | 6 |
1234 | Oh, it's very safe. I personally know many of those involved in the early trials. | 1.2932 | 0.04747 | 133 | 100 | 27 | 6 |
1235 | I went to a more “underground” medical school. | 1.2932 | 0.04501 | 133 | 98 | 31 | 4 |
1236 | I wouldn't give you anything I hadn't tried out myself. | 1.2932 | 0.04981 | 133 | 102 | 23 | 8 |
1237 | That's right, Peterson! I know all about that box of warfarin in your garage. My how the tables have turned, eh? | 1.2932 | 0.05313 | 133 | 105 | 17 | 11 |
1238 | There are no side effects. And, Bob, all the ladies love a little hair on the snout. | 1.2932 | 0.04747 | 133 | 100 | 27 | 6 |
1239 | This medicine worked for me. | 1.2932 | 0.05094 | 133 | 103 | 21 | 9 |
1240 | You'll be fine. After all, it's not rat poison. | 1.2932 | 0.04981 | 133 | 102 | 23 | 8 |
1241 | Take this, avoid mazes. and eat lots of cheese. | 1.2932 | 0.04747 | 133 | 100 | 27 | 6 |
1242 | Take two pills every two hours until fully addicted. | 1.2932 | 0.04981 | 133 | 102 | 23 | 8 |
1243 | A word of advice-to get a job here you need a certain kind of moustache. Take these and come back in two weeks. | 1.2932 | 0.04747 | 133 | 100 | 27 | 6 |
1244 | You know, I originally went to school to be a chef. | 1.2932 | 0.04981 | 133 | 102 | 23 | 8 |
1245 | This will take care of your protruding eyes like I had. There are side effects though. | 1.2932 | 0.04747 | 133 | 99 | 27 | 6 |
1246 | "You don't look like you're hallucinating." | 1.2932 | 0.05094 | 133 | 103 | 21 | 9 |
1247 | Have this script filled at the pharmacy. Go out the door, turn right, turn right again, turn left, turn right, then turn left , turn left, turn right, and you’re there. | 1.2932 | 0.04747 | 133 | 100 | 27 | 6 |
1248 | Nibble on this tonight, and call me in the morning. | 1.2932 | 0.04626 | 133 | 99 | 29 | 5 |
1249 | Side effects include headache, rash, insomnia, diarrhea, impotence, development of rodent-like features, and full-body alopecia; but most are reversible. | 1.2932 | 0.04372 | 133 | 97 | 33 | 3 |
1250 | Yes, many other rodents are involved in the medical field, but they tend to work in the labs. | 1.2932 | 0.04981 | 133 | 102 | 23 | 8 |
1251 | Don’t worry, it’s not a harmful drug. I can personally vouch for its safety. | 1.2932 | 0.04866 | 133 | 101 | 25 | 7 |
1252 | It's a blood thinner.It's not going to kill you. | 1.2932 | 0.04866 | 133 | 101 | 25 | 7 |
1253 | And, worst of all - no more cheese. | 1.2932 | 0.04866 | 133 | 101 | 25 | 7 |
1254 | ...and go easy on the cheese. | 1.2923 | 0.04561 | 130 | 96 | 30 | 4 |
1255 | I'm Transferring You To Our "LAB" Division Where YOU Will Be Tested. | 1.2910 | 0.04949 | 134 | 102 | 23 | 8 |
1256 | Trust me. It worked for me. | 1.2910 | 0.04834 | 134 | 102 | 25 | 7 |
1257 | This drug is great according to my friends in the lab. | 1.2901 | 0.04532 | 131 | 97 | 30 | 4 |
1258 | The Black Plague? Yeah, this one's on us. | 1.2901 | 0.04660 | 131 | 98 | 28 | 5 |
1259 | From Baltimore since you ask. | 1.2901 | 0.05024 | 131 | 101 | 22 | 8 |
1260 | I graduated from Ratcliffe. Why do you ask? | 1.2901 | 0.05139 | 131 | 102 | 20 | 9 |
1261 | It's pronounced "ver-mine." Here's my card so you won't make that mistake in the future. | 1.2901 | 0.04905 | 131 | 100 | 24 | 7 |
1262 | At one time yes, I was a lab rat, it was the beginning of my interest in the study of medicine. | 1.2901 | 0.04784 | 131 | 99 | 26 | 6 |
1263 | I know the rat race can be brutal, but I want you to keep trying to find the end of the maze. If I can do it, so can you. | 1.2901 | 0.05024 | 131 | 101 | 22 | 8 |
1264 | Well, just exactly what kind of side effects have your been experiencing? | 1.2901 | 0.04660 | 131 | 98 | 28 | 5 |
1265 | I was in the test group for this new drug and, as you can see, there are no noticeable side effects at all. | 1.2901 | 0.05024 | 131 | 101 | 22 | 8 |
1266 | Side effects? Not with Ratalin. | 1.2901 | 0.04784 | 131 | 99 | 26 | 6 |
1267 | Baltimore. Why do you ask? | 1.2901 | 0.04905 | 131 | 100 | 24 | 7 |
1268 | If you need me over the weekend, I’ll be at this address in Baltimore. | 1.2901 | 0.04784 | 131 | 99 | 26 | 6 |
1269 | Whatever made you think one of the side effects is hallucinations! | 1.2901 | 0.04784 | 131 | 99 | 26 | 6 |
1270 | My cousin is stuck in your what? | 1.2901 | 0.04905 | 131 | 100 | 24 | 7 |
1271 | I know this works, I tested it on all my children. | 1.2901 | 0.04660 | 131 | 98 | 28 | 5 |
1272 | I'm almost certain this will do the trick. If not, too bad. | 1.2901 | 0.04532 | 131 | 97 | 30 | 4 |
1273 | If you can't afford human healthcare, don't complain about getting the rat medication. | 1.2901 | 0.05363 | 131 | 104 | 16 | 11 |
1274 | It's safe, I even tested it on myself. | 1.2901 | 0.04784 | 131 | 99 | 26 | 6 |
1275 | This will help with your mange... uh... rash. | 1.2901 | 0.04784 | 131 | 99 | 26 | 6 |
1276 | I'm afraid you don't qualify for this study, but there's another lab rat down the street who might be able to use you." | 1.2901 | 0.04532 | 131 | 97 | 30 | 4 |
1277 | As long as you take these pills, at least your brain stays human. Trust me, I would know. | 1.2901 | 0.04784 | 131 | 99 | 26 | 6 |
1278 | Worked for us. | 1.2901 | 0.04532 | 131 | 97 | 30 | 4 |
1279 | Look, there's a fifty-fifty chance I myself have taken these before, and I'm just fine. | 1.2901 | 0.04784 | 131 | 99 | 26 | 6 |
1280 | What do you mean secondary effects? | 1.2901 | 0.05024 | 131 | 101 | 22 | 8 |
1281 | This should help with your musophobia. | 1.2901 | 0.04905 | 131 | 100 | 24 | 7 |
1282 | It's just a mask, actually, I'm a tortoise. | 1.2901 | 0.04784 | 131 | 99 | 26 | 6 |
1283 | "All my lab buddies said it works." | 1.2901 | 0.04125 | 131 | 94 | 36 | 1 |
1284 | And here's your opioid addiction; er, I mean prescription. | 1.2901 | 0.05139 | 131 | 102 | 20 | 9 |
1285 | If you're not feeling cheddar by the end of the week I want you to come back in | 1.2901 | 0.05024 | 131 | 101 | 22 | 8 |
1286 | Wolf by name, wolf by nature. | 1.2901 | 0.04905 | 131 | 100 | 24 | 7 |
1287 | You are way behind in the race. This will speed you up nicely. | 1.2901 | 0.04905 | 131 | 100 | 24 | 7 |
1288 | Take two of these a day and avoid me like the plague. | 1.2901 | 0.04660 | 131 | 98 | 28 | 5 |
1289 | Take two a day, and in no time you'll be feeling bright-eyed and bushy-tailed. | 1.2901 | 0.05139 | 131 | 102 | 20 | 9 |
1290 | Eat more cheese? That's your prescription? | 1.2901 | 0.04784 | 131 | 99 | 26 | 6 |
1291 | This one's for what you'll get because of my exam. | 1.2901 | 0.04905 | 131 | 100 | 24 | 7 |
1292 | I'm referring you to a wolf in sheep's clothing. She may be able to help you. | 1.2901 | 0.04660 | 131 | 98 | 28 | 5 |
1293 | Give two of these to your cat and call me in the morning. | 1.2901 | 0.05252 | 131 | 103 | 18 | 10 |
1294 | Human medical providers are not part of you health plan. | 1.2901 | 0.04905 | 131 | 100 | 24 | 7 |
1295 | Why would you think I’d breach doctor-patient confidentiality? | 1.2901 | 0.04905 | 131 | 100 | 24 | 7 |
1296 | A few side effects, but I take it myself. | 1.2901 | 0.04660 | 131 | 98 | 28 | 5 |
1297 | I know this prescription will work, I tested it myself. | 1.2901 | 0.04660 | 131 | 98 | 28 | 5 |
1298 | This medication was found effective in hundreds of my siblings. | 1.2901 | 0.04532 | 131 | 97 | 30 | 4 |
1299 | No need to worry. I was on the team who did safety testing. | 1.2901 | 0.05024 | 131 | 101 | 22 | 8 |
1300 | This drug is still experimental, but it has been proven safe and effective with rats. | 1.2901 | 0.04784 | 131 | 99 | 26 | 6 |
1301 | I'd like for you to give my genetics counselor a call. Dr. Moreau is a pioneer in his field. | 1.2901 | 0.05024 | 131 | 101 | 22 | 8 |
1302 | Trust me, I was a hardcore lab rat in medical school. | 1.2901 | 0.04660 | 131 | 98 | 28 | 5 |
1303 | This medication is great. I use it myself. | 1.2901 | 0.04400 | 131 | 96 | 32 | 3 |
1304 | I do make house calls, provided you live in the subway. | 1.2901 | 0.04784 | 131 | 99 | 26 | 6 |
1305 | I was in the clinical trial. It's done wonders for me. | 1.2901 | 0.04905 | 131 | 100 | 24 | 7 |
1306 | Trust me, it will allow you to believe you can do anything. | 1.2901 | 0.04905 | 131 | 100 | 24 | 7 |
1307 | Lots of my friends have experienced positive results. | 1.2901 | 0.04905 | 131 | 100 | 24 | 7 |
1308 | 'I understand your confusion, but I wasn't using 'cheese' as a euphemism for money. | 1.2901 | 0.04265 | 131 | 95 | 34 | 2 |
1309 | It will make you a new man. | 1.2901 | 0.04905 | 131 | 100 | 24 | 7 |
1310 | Karma's a bitch. Pick your poison. | 1.2901 | 0.04784 | 131 | 99 | 26 | 6 |
1311 | Take two of these and run for the Senate | 1.2901 | 0.04905 | 131 | 100 | 24 | 7 |
1312 | I think it's time we adjusted your medication. | 1.2901 | 0.04784 | 131 | 99 | 26 | 6 |
1313 | I'm referring you to a veterinarian | 1.2901 | 0.04784 | 131 | 99 | 26 | 6 |
1314 | This treatment did not test on lab animals. | 1.2901 | 0.04265 | 131 | 99 | 28 | 4 |
1315 | Trust me... I tried it myself! | 1.2901 | 0.04660 | 131 | 98 | 28 | 5 |
1316 | This medicine was tested on my entire family | 1.2901 | 0.04905 | 131 | 100 | 24 | 7 |
1317 | I know this prescription will cure your craving. I used to have a thing about cheese. | 1.2901 | 0.05024 | 131 | 101 | 22 | 8 |
1318 | It’s call “TheBlack Plague.” It’s spread by humans | 1.2901 | 0.05024 | 131 | 101 | 22 | 8 |
1319 | Sure it will work. They tried it on me first. | 1.2901 | 0.04784 | 131 | 99 | 26 | 6 |
1320 | As prescribed, your exercise wheel pass. | 1.2901 | 0.04660 | 131 | 98 | 28 | 5 |
1321 | I'm ordering you a stronger cheese, this is for Limburger. | 1.2901 | 0.04532 | 131 | 97 | 30 | 4 |
1322 | Face it. Rats rule Baltimore. | 1.2901 | 0.05024 | 131 | 101 | 22 | 8 |
1323 | And, just because I’ve had some complaints, here’s a prescription for plague. | 1.2901 | 0.05252 | 131 | 103 | 18 | 10 |
1324 | Trust me, Bob. | 1.2901 | 0.04905 | 131 | 100 | 24 | 7 |
1325 | Rest assured these pills have minimal side effects. | 1.2901 | 0.04660 | 131 | 98 | 28 | 5 |
1326 | You should be back to your old self in the morning Mr. Samsa. | 1.2901 | 0.05024 | 131 | 101 | 22 | 8 |
1327 | It's just required testing before we can prescribe them to animals. | 1.2901 | 0.05024 | 131 | 101 | 22 | 8 |
1328 | Take these twice a day with cheese, | 1.2901 | 0.04905 | 131 | 100 | 24 | 7 |
1329 | Listen, you look at me like that, but if I trim them I look a little too much like Hitler. | 1.2901 | 0.04532 | 131 | 97 | 30 | 4 |
1330 | Take this twice a day, and let me know right away if you develop a compulsion to solve mazes or your sense of smell picks out cheese more often than usual. | 1.2901 | 0.04660 | 131 | 98 | 28 | 5 |
1331 | You're going to need this rabies vaccine. | 1.2891 | 0.04854 | 128 | 97 | 25 | 6 |
1332 | I don't know why so many of my patients are on anxiety meds. | 1.2891 | 0.04594 | 128 | 95 | 29 | 4 |
1333 | This to the pharmacy. Just take the first left, the third right, the fourth left, two rights, and a left. | 1.2891 | 0.05101 | 128 | 99 | 21 | 8 |
1334 | Now, I would like to send you for some testing. | 1.2891 | 0.04979 | 128 | 98 | 23 | 7 |
1335 | Now don't worry Mr. Willard. Take one of these every morning and you'll be your old rat-bastard self again in no time. | 1.2889 | 0.05137 | 135 | 106 | 19 | 10 |
1336 | Yes, it’s safe. I’m fine after 3,000 times the human dose. Bigger and smarter too. | 1.2879 | 0.04753 | 132 | 100 | 26 | 6 |
1337 | I'm on this too. The side effects are temporary. | 1.2868 | 0.04564 | 129 | 97 | 25 | 5 |
1338 | I'm prescribing one "Rat's Ass" for you to give, at your own leisure. | 1.2868 | 0.05185 | 129 | 101 | 19 | 9 |
1339 | This should help with the hallucinations . . . | 1.2868 | 0.05067 | 129 | 100 | 21 | 8 |
1340 | Don't worry ... I've tried it myself and I highly recommend it. | 1.2868 | 0.05067 | 129 | 100 | 21 | 8 |
1341 | Trust me. I've tested it myself. | 1.2868 | 0.04694 | 129 | 97 | 27 | 5 |
1342 | Your'll get the Vicoden when I get the cheese. | 1.2868 | 0.04946 | 129 | 99 | 23 | 7 |
1343 | I'm sorry your lab tests were lost. It's a maze down there! | 1.2868 | 0.04694 | 129 | 97 | 27 | 5 |
1344 | True, most of us are now immune to Warfarin, but it's still an effective blood thinner for my non-rodent patients. | 1.2868 | 0.04946 | 129 | 99 | 23 | 7 |
1345 | This should do the trick. Don't listen to what Dr. Katz says. | 1.2868 | 0.04564 | 129 | 96 | 29 | 4 |
1346 | Side effects? Relax, I’ve been taking this stuff for years. | 1.2868 | 0.04564 | 129 | 96 | 29 | 4 |
1347 | Thank you for your payment. What made you choose Johns Hopkins Hospital in Baltimore anyway? | 1.2868 | 0.05067 | 129 | 100 | 21 | 8 |
1348 | Sorry, but you're in our control group. | 1.2868 | 0.04694 | 129 | 97 | 27 | 5 |
1349 | No side effects. Why? | 1.2868 | 0.05067 | 129 | 100 | 21 | 8 |
1350 | If you find your way out of the maze, send directions to me at this email address. | 1.2868 | 0.04694 | 129 | 97 | 27 | 5 |
1351 | Im gonna Rat-chit up a notch! | 1.2868 | 0.04946 | 129 | 99 | 23 | 7 |
1352 | HIPPA laws forbid me from telling anyone anything, Kevin. | 1.2868 | 0.04946 | 129 | 99 | 23 | 7 |
1353 | Not addictive at all. I swear. | 1.2868 | 0.05067 | 129 | 100 | 21 | 8 |
1354 | So you're ratting me out, then? | 1.2868 | 0.04564 | 129 | 96 | 29 | 4 |
1355 | I survived the trials, and you might too. | 1.2868 | 0.05185 | 129 | 101 | 19 | 9 |
1356 | Side effects include the sudden urge to jump on an exercise wheel. | 1.2868 | 0.04822 | 129 | 98 | 25 | 6 |
1357 | It's a GOP membership card. | 1.2868 | 0.04822 | 129 | 98 | 25 | 6 |
1358 | Quick, here’s the key to the maze, many mice were lost to produce this!" | 1.2868 | 0.04822 | 129 | 98 | 25 | 6 |
1359 | Don't be weird with me. You're the one who bought health insurance from a Latvian robocall. | 1.2868 | 0.04822 | 129 | 98 | 25 | 6 |
1360 | Here's your prescription; you need more cheese. | 1.2868 | 0.05067 | 129 | 100 | 21 | 8 |
1361 | I've tested it personally. | 1.2868 | 0.04822 | 129 | 98 | 25 | 6 |
1362 | Here. this will thin out your blood. | 1.2868 | 0.04564 | 129 | 96 | 29 | 4 |
1363 | You say Warfarin, I say Rat Poison, You say it saves you, I say it slays you... | 1.2868 | 0.04822 | 129 | 98 | 25 | 6 |
1364 | You're in MY lab now Doc. How does it feel to be the subject for a change? | 1.2868 | 0.04822 | 129 | 98 | 25 | 6 |
1365 | The testing in Humans shows that they are safe! | 1.2868 | 0.05067 | 129 | 100 | 21 | 8 |
1366 | I assure you, the Rx is lactose free. | 1.2868 | 0.05067 | 129 | 100 | 21 | 8 |
1367 | It may be new on the market, but based on the animal trials, I assure you it does wonders. | 1.2868 | 0.04694 | 129 | 97 | 27 | 5 |
1368 | What? Lab rats got dreams too. | 1.2868 | 0.05067 | 129 | 100 | 21 | 8 |
1369 | Last refill - don't try to weasel your way into getting another one. | 1.2868 | 0.05067 | 129 | 100 | 21 | 8 |
1370 | This should really help with the hallucinations. | 1.2868 | 0.04564 | 129 | 96 | 29 | 4 |
1371 | What? Never seen a doctor before? | 1.2868 | 0.04429 | 129 | 95 | 31 | 3 |
1372 | What kind of disease expert did you expect to find in Baltimore ? | 1.2868 | 0.05067 | 129 | 100 | 21 | 8 |
1373 | Relax. Cheese always works. | 1.2868 | 0.04694 | 129 | 97 | 27 | 5 |
1374 | It isn't as potent, but you'll find the side effects a lot less disturbing. | 1.2868 | 0.04694 | 129 | 97 | 27 | 5 |
1375 | Take this. It should help with your hallucinations. | 1.2868 | 0.04429 | 129 | 95 | 31 | 3 |
1376 | Two ounces of cheddar administered orally twice a day with meals for two weeks. | 1.2868 | 0.04564 | 129 | 96 | 29 | 4 |
1377 | I smell anxiety and pesimism. This will make you hibernate until election season is over. | 1.2868 | 0.05185 | 129 | 101 | 19 | 9 |
1378 | It's not rat poison! | 1.2868 | 0.04822 | 129 | 98 | 25 | 6 |
1379 | Complimentary ticket to the rodent-free section of the Trump Tower Grille, certified by me. | 1.2868 | 0.04694 | 129 | 97 | 27 | 5 |
1380 | This will remove your inhibitions for the rate race. Side effects may include loss of meaning, loneliness, more envy, and feeling like a rat. | 1.2868 | 0.04822 | 129 | 98 | 25 | 6 |
1381 | Our motto? "Your money or your life". Why do you ask? | 1.2868 | 0.05067 | 129 | 100 | 21 | 8 |
1382 | Three times a day should cure hallucinations. | 1.2868 | 0.04564 | 129 | 96 | 29 | 4 |
1383 | Well, if you’re surprised that I am the one writing the Rx wait until you see the cost of it. | 1.2868 | 0.04822 | 129 | 98 | 25 | 6 |
1384 | This prescription will do the trick, it was tested on three of my cousins. | 1.2868 | 0.04694 | 129 | 97 | 27 | 5 |
1385 | They tried all of them on me, believe me, this one is the best. | 1.2868 | 0.04564 | 129 | 96 | 29 | 4 |
1386 | 'Infested' . . . you say that like it's a bad thing. | 1.2857 | 0.04344 | 126 | 92 | 32 | 2 |
1387 | It’s for Warfarin, don’t take too much | 1.2857 | 0.04762 | 126 | 95 | 26 | 5 |
1388 | You need to move to the country and stop watching Fox News. | 1.2857 | 0.05021 | 126 | 97 | 22 | 7 |
1389 | Give this to your cat to make him sleep. | 1.2857 | 0.04762 | 126 | 95 | 26 | 5 |
1390 | No, no, no. It's not a referral. It's a ticket to Into the Woods. I hope you sort it all out. | 1.2857 | 0.05071 | 133 | 104 | 20 | 9 |
1391 | Take two and call me in the flooring. | 1.2857 | 0.04762 | 126 | 95 | 26 | 5 |
1392 | It's just a blood thinner. I have it all the time. | 1.2857 | 0.04627 | 126 | 94 | 28 | 4 |
1393 | While taking this, you should probably avoid driving, operating heavy machinery, and hunting. | 1.2857 | 0.04762 | 126 | 95 | 26 | 5 |
1394 | Oh, and I forgot to prescribe you something for the hallucinations that might be a side effect of the new medication regiment you started last month. | 1.2857 | 0.04893 | 126 | 96 | 24 | 6 |
1395 | I won't rat you out dude. | 1.2857 | 0.05268 | 126 | 99 | 18 | 9 |
1396 | The rabies vaccine is on me. | 1.2846 | 0.04912 | 130 | 100 | 23 | 7 |
1397 | Take two of these every morning for a week and call me if you remain human. | 1.2846 | 0.05032 | 130 | 101 | 21 | 8 |
1398 | Take two of these daily. And, from now on, stay our of Baltimore. | 1.2846 | 0.04912 | 130 | 100 | 23 | 7 |
1399 | I'm prescribing a placebo. | 1.2846 | 0.04663 | 130 | 98 | 27 | 5 |
1400 | This did wonders for my cheddar allergy. | 1.2835 | 0.05111 | 127 | 99 | 20 | 8 |
1401 | It's for a mild Jarlsberg. We found the stronger Camembert too habit forming. | 1.2835 | 0.04987 | 127 | 98 | 22 | 7 |
1402 | I'm going to refer you to a physician who specializes in moles. | 1.2835 | 0.04730 | 127 | 96 | 26 | 5 |
1403 | Tested on me. Foisted on you. | 1.2835 | 0.04596 | 127 | 95 | 28 | 4 |
1404 | You'll be fine. It's not rat poison, you know! | 1.2835 | 0.04987 | 127 | 98 | 22 | 7 |
1405 | If you don't like the tablet's taste, put it in a piece of cheese. | 1.2835 | 0.04596 | 127 | 95 | 28 | 4 |
1406 | You need to eat more cheese. | 1.2835 | 0.04458 | 127 | 94 | 30 | 3 |
1407 | Trust me, this prescription works. I've tested it myself. | 1.2835 | 0.04730 | 127 | 96 | 26 | 5 |
1408 | Try this prescription. Your hallucinations and the other side effects should clear up in about a week. | 1.2835 | 0.04458 | 127 | 94 | 30 | 3 |
1409 | Trump just tweeted that we're a rat-infested city! The nerve." | 1.2835 | 0.04458 | 127 | 94 | 30 | 3 |
1410 | I'm a lab rat … Trust me ,this stuff works. | 1.2835 | 0.05111 | 127 | 99 | 20 | 8 |
1411 | I hear you have a rat problem. I can take care of that for you. Here's my card. | 1.2835 | 0.04987 | 127 | 98 | 22 | 7 |
1412 | Your hypertension is fine, but you do have the plague. | 1.2835 | 0.04987 | 127 | 98 | 22 | 7 |
1413 | Here's the card for my plastic surgeon | 1.2835 | 0.04860 | 127 | 96 | 23 | 6 |
1414 | Here’s the address of the lab. Don’t let the maze scare you ! | 1.2835 | 0.04860 | 127 | 97 | 24 | 6 |
1415 | Listen, I have a nose for this kind of thing. | 1.2835 | 0.04730 | 127 | 96 | 26 | 5 |
1416 | Just ask for the guy in the sheep’s clothing. | 1.2835 | 0.04987 | 127 | 97 | 22 | 7 |
1417 | You'll need to squeak to the pharmacist about treatment for your head mice. | 1.2835 | 0.04730 | 127 | 96 | 26 | 5 |
1418 | Here’s a Alergy prescription, but I strongly recommend you get rid of your cat. | 1.2835 | 0.04730 | 127 | 96 | 26 | 5 |
1419 | It's only been tested on humans. | 1.2835 | 0.04860 | 127 | 97 | 24 | 6 |
1420 | Here is a prescription to help with the hallucinations | 1.2835 | 0.04730 | 127 | 96 | 26 | 5 |
1421 | Take these three times a day, and your face will become more interesting. | 1.2835 | 0.04596 | 127 | 95 | 28 | 4 |
1422 | Three howls at the moon weekly. That'll fix you right up. | 1.2835 | 0.04987 | 127 | 98 | 22 | 7 |
1423 | You don’t believe me? Well, pick a card, any card! | 1.2835 | 0.04596 | 127 | 95 | 28 | 4 |
1424 | I'm referring you to specialist, Dr. Marmot. | 1.2835 | 0.04730 | 127 | 96 | 26 | 5 |
1425 | You seem to have a little white-coat syndrome. This will help. | 1.2835 | 0.04458 | 127 | 94 | 30 | 3 |
1426 | This prescription can only be filled in Baltimore | 1.2835 | 0.04860 | 127 | 97 | 24 | 6 |
1427 | I assure you, it passed all trials. | 1.2835 | 0.04860 | 127 | 97 | 24 | 6 |
1428 | Take two a day. You'll back up on your hind legs in no time. | 1.2835 | 0.04730 | 127 | 96 | 26 | 5 |
1429 | Take one a day with garbage. | 1.2835 | 0.04730 | 127 | 96 | 26 | 5 |
1430 | Yes, these should make the turtles disappear too. | 1.2835 | 0.05111 | 127 | 99 | 20 | 8 |
1431 | You've been eating way too much garbage food. This script is for real, wholesome garbage. | 1.2835 | 0.05350 | 127 | 101 | 16 | 10 |
1432 | It's gouda that you came in today! | 1.2835 | 0.05465 | 127 | 102 | 14 | 11 |
1433 | Please take these two referrals. One is for an opthamologist . The other is for a shrink. Good luck! | 1.2835 | 0.04596 | 127 | 95 | 28 | 4 |
1434 | If this doesn't kill you it will make you stronger. | 1.2835 | 0.04315 | 127 | 93 | 32 | 2 |
1435 | This is guaranteed to cure your pop-eyes, but remember the side effect is it gives you nose hairs. | 1.2821 | 0.05408 | 117 | 92 | 17 | 8 |
1436 | I'm ordering some tests from the lab. Tell them I say hi. | 1.2821 | 0.04982 | 117 | 89 | 23 | 5 |
1437 | I'm prescribing you a new drug. It's experimental. | 1.2812 | 0.05195 | 128 | 101 | 18 | 9 |
1438 | I'm recommending against a chin implant, and suggesting a complete facial lift. | 1.2812 | 0.04698 | 128 | 97 | 26 | 5 |
1439 | Watch out for side effects. I should know. | 1.2812 | 0.04698 | 128 | 97 | 25 | 5 |
1440 | Here, this will fix you up, it's lab tested! | 1.2812 | 0.04953 | 128 | 99 | 22 | 7 |
1441 | Don't worry. I take it myself and I haven't experienced a single negative side effect. | 1.2812 | 0.04698 | 128 | 97 | 26 | 5 |
1442 | To get your bloodwork done, go down the hall, and through the maze. | 1.2812 | 0.04827 | 128 | 98 | 24 | 6 |
1443 | Side effects may include huffing and puffing and hallucinations about farm animals | 1.2812 | 0.04428 | 128 | 95 | 30 | 3 |
1444 | It's true this one doesn't work so well but there are very few side effects. | 1.2812 | 0.04428 | 128 | 95 | 30 | 3 |
1445 | ‘This should stop your hallucinations.’ | 1.2812 | 0.04428 | 128 | 95 | 30 | 3 |
1446 | This should help you. It worked for me. | 1.2812 | 0.04827 | 128 | 98 | 24 | 6 |
1447 | Trust me, I take the same medication myself. Sure there are side effects but it'll do wonders for your sex life. | 1.2812 | 0.04953 | 128 | 99 | 22 | 7 |
1448 | I'm going to have to refer you to a different unidentifiable animal. | 1.2812 | 0.04827 | 128 | 98 | 24 | 6 |
1449 | And take this twice a day for the wild hallucinations. | 1.2812 | 0.04565 | 128 | 96 | 28 | 4 |
1450 | The pharmacist can explain the side-effects. | 1.2812 | 0.04428 | 128 | 95 | 30 | 3 |
1451 | I find cheddar works best for this but if it doesn’t we could always try provolone. | 1.2812 | 0.04698 | 128 | 97 | 26 | 5 |
1452 | Here's a script your insurance is sure not to honor, but the only one that will work. | 1.2812 | 0.04565 | 128 | 96 | 28 | 4 |
1453 | Take one of these twice a day. The hallucinations should stop in about a week. | 1.2812 | 0.04953 | 128 | 99 | 22 | 7 |
1454 | Do you have any idea where you might have contracted the plague? | 1.2800 | 0.05279 | 125 | 99 | 17 | 9 |
1455 | I assure you it's fine. Several of my colleagues were involved in the clinical trials. | 1.2800 | 0.04628 | 125 | 94 | 27 | 4 |
1456 | It hasn't been tested on humans yet, but I can vouch for it. | 1.2800 | 0.04765 | 125 | 95 | 25 | 5 |
1457 | We're under a lot of pressure to stop prescribing the stuff that'll blow your house down. | 1.2800 | 0.05156 | 125 | 98 | 19 | 8 |
1458 | It's either the experimental medication or back to the maze! | 1.2800 | 0.05029 | 125 | 97 | 21 | 7 |
1459 | This should help pop your eye back in. | 1.2800 | 0.05156 | 125 | 98 | 19 | 8 |
1460 | You have the plague. Please find a different doctor the next time around. | 1.2800 | 0.04628 | 125 | 94 | 27 | 4 |
1461 | Not to worry, I take it too and the side effects are minimal. | 1.2800 | 0.04487 | 125 | 93 | 29 | 3 |
1462 | I take these myself and there are no side effects! | 1.2800 | 0.04765 | 125 | 95 | 25 | 5 |
1463 | Do not try to get the store brand cheese, it’s just not the same. | 1.2800 | 0.04765 | 125 | 95 | 25 | 5 |
1464 | Just stick to cheese | 1.2800 | 0.04765 | 125 | 95 | 25 | 5 |
1465 | I don't like this medical coverage you have, they treat doctors like vermin. | 1.2800 | 0.04340 | 125 | 92 | 31 | 2 |
1466 | I take 2 of these before music festivals and dinners with my in-laws. They are very effective. | 1.2800 | 0.04628 | 125 | 94 | 27 | 4 |
1467 | I've written it down for you: left,right,left,left,right,left,Meds. | 1.2800 | 0.05029 | 125 | 97 | 21 | 7 |
1468 | Disregard Rodent Xpress, we’re Rodentia Medical Associates now. | 1.2800 | 0.04487 | 125 | 93 | 29 | 3 |
1469 | After your gene edit, you can redeem this half off any item coupon at Animal Chow. | 1.2800 | 0.04899 | 125 | 96 | 23 | 6 |
1470 | I don't give a rat's ass about google...just start taking this! | 1.2800 | 0.04628 | 125 | 94 | 27 | 4 |
1471 | You may experience a strong fear of cats. | 1.2800 | 0.04628 | 125 | 94 | 27 | 4 |
1472 | At the next full moon, take two and call me in the morning. | 1.2800 | 0.04628 | 125 | 94 | 27 | 4 |
1473 | Take one of these three times a day and stay OUT of sewers. | 1.2800 | 0.04899 | 125 | 96 | 23 | 6 |
1474 | For some of us, the rat race was the only way out. | 1.2800 | 0.04487 | 125 | 93 | 29 | 3 |
1475 | Take this prescription and avoid human contact like the plague. | 1.2800 | 0.04899 | 125 | 96 | 23 | 6 |
1476 | Take this to allow you to cope with the bill | 1.2800 | 0.04628 | 125 | 94 | 27 | 4 |
1477 | This prescription will change your life | 1.2800 | 0.05029 | 125 | 97 | 21 | 7 |
1478 | Well, it worked for me! | 1.2800 | 0.05029 | 125 | 97 | 21 | 7 |
1479 | I was suffering from the same thing. Look at me now. | 1.2800 | 0.04765 | 125 | 95 | 25 | 5 |
1480 | A year's worth of opioids. Hey, pal, if you can't trust your doc, who can you trust? | 1.2787 | 0.04974 | 122 | 94 | 22 | 6 |
1481 | I take this myself, and, so far, no apparent side effects. | 1.2787 | 0.04836 | 122 | 93 | 24 | 5 |
1482 | I know what you're thinking, but trust me. Who is better to help you with the stress of the rat race? | 1.2787 | 0.04836 | 122 | 93 | 24 | 5 |
1483 | Big Pharma? Who dat? | 1.2787 | 0.04974 | 122 | 94 | 22 | 6 |
1484 | Take two little red riding hoods and call me in the morning. | 1.2787 | 0.05109 | 122 | 95 | 20 | 7 |
1485 | Take one of these every morning. They'll help with the hallucinations. | 1.2787 | 0.04974 | 122 | 94 | 22 | 6 |
1486 | I'm prescribing a taste of your own medicine | 1.2787 | 0.04396 | 122 | 90 | 30 | 2 |
1487 | Oh, and welcome to Baltimore. | 1.2787 | 0.05109 | 122 | 95 | 20 | 7 |
1488 | I would say take these and come back to see me, but you won't see me. | 1.2787 | 0.05109 | 122 | 95 | 20 | 7 |
1489 | I don't accept your insurance, but if you have any peanut butter... | 1.2787 | 0.04974 | 122 | 94 | 22 | 6 |
1490 | Just grind it up in your food, you'll never notice it. | 1.2787 | 0.05109 | 122 | 95 | 20 | 7 |
1491 | Take two pills, twice a day with cheese. | 1.2787 | 0.05109 | 122 | 95 | 20 | 7 |
1492 | Take one of these next time she's in heat. | 1.2787 | 0.05109 | 122 | 95 | 20 | 7 |
1493 | Don’t worry it’s completely safe, we tested it on mice. | 1.2787 | 0.04836 | 122 | 93 | 24 | 5 |
1494 | No, tempting as it is, I will not comment on the role of my species in the current political dialogue. | 1.2787 | 0.04974 | 122 | 94 | 22 | 6 |
1495 | It works on my friends; it should work for you. | 1.2787 | 0.05109 | 122 | 95 | 20 | 7 |
1496 | I participated in the clinical trial myself; there are no side-effects. | 1.2787 | 0.04974 | 122 | 94 | 22 | 6 |
1497 | It'll work, but you don't want to know who they tested it on. | 1.2787 | 0.04694 | 122 | 92 | 26 | 4 |
1498 | *I want you to try this new drug for boosting your brain power. I personally tested it. | 1.2787 | 0.04547 | 122 | 91 | 28 | 3 |
1499 | Take two of these and call me in the morning. Not too early, since I walk the sewers all night, okay? | 1.2787 | 0.04974 | 122 | 94 | 22 | 6 |
1500 | Three slices daily -- American, not Swiss | 1.2787 | 0.05109 | 122 | 95 | 20 | 7 |
1501 | It's still an experimental drug but it's been rat tested. | 1.2787 | 0.04396 | 122 | 90 | 30 | 2 |
1502 | All the better to treat you with... | 1.2787 | 0.04694 | 122 | 92 | 26 | 4 |
1503 | His office is in the sewer, but he's a good man. | 1.2787 | 0.04974 | 122 | 94 | 22 | 6 |
1504 | (All this says is "cheese") | 1.2787 | 0.04694 | 122 | 92 | 26 | 4 |
1505 | Let me know if this one has fewer side effects. | 1.2787 | 0.04694 | 122 | 92 | 26 | 4 |
1506 | So many animal studies! Now it is your turn. | 1.2787 | 0.04547 | 122 | 91 | 28 | 3 |
1507 | Trust me, my whole family is in the business | 1.2787 | 0.05239 | 122 | 96 | 18 | 8 |
1508 | It had amazing results in the rat trials. | 1.2787 | 0.04836 | 122 | 93 | 24 | 5 |
1509 | Chinese Astrology gets us right... The Rat is hardworking, curious, trustworthy, honest , and insightful. I'm sure you will agree! | 1.2787 | 0.04694 | 122 | 92 | 26 | 4 |
1510 | Take 2 of these each morning with cheese. | 1.2787 | 0.04694 | 122 | 92 | 26 | 4 |
1511 | Trust me on this--I test everything I prescribe. | 1.2783 | 0.05024 | 115 | 88 | 22 | 5 |
1512 | Here’s your prescription, Mr. Sackler. | 1.2783 | 0.05174 | 115 | 89 | 20 | 6 |
1513 | Yes it has been tested and no side effects noted. Why do you ask? | 1.2778 | 0.04733 | 126 | 96 | 25 | 5 |
1514 | Don't worry, 'rodenticide' is just the generic name. | 1.2778 | 0.04733 | 126 | 96 | 25 | 5 |
1515 | Take this 3 times a day; I've tried it myself in multiple studies | 1.2778 | 0.04733 | 126 | 96 | 25 | 5 |
1516 | Don't worry, we tested it — I was part of the team! | 1.2778 | 0.04733 | 126 | 96 | 25 | 5 |
1517 | Don't tell anyone where you got it. | 1.2778 | 0.04865 | 126 | 97 | 23 | 6 |
1518 | I recommend 12 ounces of gouda, smoked. | 1.2778 | 0.04994 | 126 | 98 | 21 | 7 |
1519 | Trust me,I'm a rat. | 1.2778 | 0.04597 | 126 | 95 | 27 | 4 |
1520 | Seriously, this guy’s my go-to guy. | 1.2778 | 0.04456 | 126 | 94 | 29 | 3 |
1521 | Don't be alarmed. I have to wear this just until my med school loans are paid off. Trust me. | 1.2778 | 0.04865 | 126 | 97 | 23 | 6 |
1522 | There are barely any side effects. | 1.2778 | 0.04865 | 126 | 97 | 23 | 6 |
1523 | Here's my card. I think you'll do better to call me at the new moon. | 1.2778 | 0.04456 | 126 | 94 | 29 | 3 |
1524 | Trust me it's just a cold. Here is a prescription for the cough. But look, I resent your plague diagnosis. That was a long time ago. | 1.2778 | 0.05242 | 126 | 100 | 17 | 9 |
1525 | Take two of these and see if you can find your way throught the parking garage to your car. | 1.2778 | 0.04456 | 126 | 94 | 29 | 3 |
1526 | After taking these, you may see some changes in your appearance. But don't worry, it's temporary. | 1.2778 | 0.04865 | 126 | 97 | 23 | 6 |
1527 | It's the least I can do for giving you the plague. | 1.2778 | 0.04865 | 126 | 97 | 23 | 6 |
1528 | This is experimental, but I haven’t dropped dead yet. | 1.2778 | 0.04597 | 126 | 95 | 27 | 4 |
1529 | Side effects may include headaches, nausea, and hallucinations. | 1.2778 | 0.04733 | 126 | 96 | 25 | 5 |
1530 | Here's my card - you'll note that I can help you with those migranes AND eat your garbage. | 1.2778 | 0.04865 | 126 | 97 | 23 | 6 |
1531 | Believe me, it works I use it myself | 1.2778 | 0.04865 | 126 | 97 | 23 | 6 |
1532 | I'm just going to run you through some tests. | 1.2778 | 0.04733 | 126 | 96 | 25 | 5 |
1533 | It's a new federal drug program... I'm from Baltimore | 1.2778 | 0.04733 | 126 | 96 | 25 | 5 |
1534 | They're harmless! Look at me! | 1.2778 | 0.04456 | 126 | 94 | 29 | 3 |
1535 | This drug works best when taken with moldy food scraps. | 1.2778 | 0.04865 | 126 | 97 | 23 | 6 |
1536 | Take two tablespoons of Cheez Whiz every six hours and get back to me after the weekend. | 1.2778 | 0.04865 | 126 | 97 | 23 | 6 |
1537 | Why would i try to poison you? | 1.2778 | 0.04994 | 126 | 98 | 21 | 7 |
1538 | You have nothing to worry about Mr. Paker. I personally tested this medication on some of my closest friends. | 1.2778 | 0.04733 | 126 | 96 | 25 | 5 |
1539 | You'll be fine. I took it and there were no side effects. | 1.2778 | 0.04994 | 126 | 98 | 21 | 7 |
1540 | Results from clinical trials on this have been mixed. | 1.2778 | 0.04733 | 126 | 96 | 25 | 5 |
1541 | Take these and scurry through the park every day. | 1.2778 | 0.04994 | 126 | 98 | 21 | 7 |
1542 | You can fill it at any pharmacy in Baltimore | 1.2778 | 0.04994 | 126 | 98 | 21 | 7 |
1543 | No humans were harmed in testing this new drug. | 1.2778 | 0.04597 | 126 | 95 | 27 | 4 |
1544 | Giving you this script makes me feel like a rat. | 1.2778 | 0.04733 | 126 | 96 | 25 | 5 |
1545 | You're gonna want to take this with a block of cheese. | 1.2778 | 0.04865 | 126 | 97 | 23 | 6 |
1546 | no worries, I used to be a veterinarian | 1.2778 | 0.04994 | 126 | 98 | 21 | 7 |
1547 | I'd like you to take massive amounts of this new drug for the next six months. Let me know if it's safe and effective. | 1.2778 | 0.04865 | 126 | 97 | 23 | 6 |
1548 | Take one each morning for the hallucinations. | 1.2778 | 0.04865 | 126 | 97 | 23 | 6 |
1549 | Look Harry, get over it. The whole grandma thing was long ago. I've changed and moved on. | 1.2778 | 0.04994 | 126 | 98 | 21 | 7 |
1550 | For the last time, Mr. Johnson- Take two by mouth each morning, and the urges to eat your neighbor's chickens will stop. Take it from me. | 1.2778 | 0.04312 | 126 | 93 | 31 | 2 |
1551 | Of course it’s safe. I tested it on my own mother! | 1.2778 | 0.04597 | 126 | 95 | 27 | 4 |
1552 | Yes, I'm a real doctor; those are my sheepskins on the wall. | 1.2778 | 0.04733 | 126 | 96 | 25 | 5 |
1553 | I'm a Johns Hopkins rat. I know stuff. | 1.2778 | 0.04597 | 126 | 95 | 27 | 4 |
1554 | Don’t flush any extra pills down the toilet or you’ll poison my Aunt Nettie. | 1.2778 | 0.04865 | 126 | 97 | 23 | 6 |
1555 | It's great to be an American! Here even the lowly rat can reach the highest professional levels. | 1.2778 | 0.04865 | 126 | 96 | 23 | 6 |
1556 | Hey. Grab me a cheese danish when you go by the lab. | 1.2778 | 0.04597 | 126 | 95 | 27 | 4 |
1557 | If the pills taste bitter, try hiding them in cheese. | 1.2778 | 0.04733 | 126 | 96 | 25 | 5 |
1558 | As a drug test participant I can honestly say, there are no side effects with this drug. | 1.2778 | 0.04456 | 126 | 94 | 29 | 3 |
1559 | These are the best. They were tested on myself. | 1.2778 | 0.04865 | 126 | 97 | 23 | 6 |
1560 | It’s a prescription for a sleep aid and some Swiss cheese for me | 1.2778 | 0.04865 | 126 | 97 | 23 | 6 |
1561 | This is necessary after a radioactive rat bite. Trust me, I learned the hard way. | 1.2778 | 0.04865 | 126 | 97 | 23 | 6 |
1562 | If the hallucinations don't subside within two days call me. Sara at the billing desk will take your cheese. | 1.2778 | 0.04456 | 126 | 94 | 29 | 3 |
1563 | Just take this Rx over to Nurse Squirrel, and she'll run it over to check out. | 1.2778 | 0.04994 | 126 | 97 | 21 | 7 |
1564 | This card you will get you in to see the squirrel docs. If you want to see me, I need to see the cash up front. | 1.2778 | 0.04865 | 126 | 97 | 23 | 6 |
1565 | Trust me -- I'm cheeseboard-certified. | 1.2778 | 0.04865 | 126 | 97 | 23 | 6 |
1566 | It’s only a clinical trial, but it’s been shown to improve outcomes in rats. | 1.2778 | 0.04733 | 126 | 96 | 25 | 5 |
1567 | What makes you think I would tell people about your condition? | 1.2778 | 0.04994 | 126 | 98 | 21 | 7 |
1568 | I’m afraid you’ll have to get used to my good looks Mr Jenkins because I’m the only Doc within 100 miles who’s willing to take Medicaid patients. | 1.2778 | 0.04865 | 126 | 97 | 23 | 6 |
1569 | Actually, I used to be a rat lab myself. | 1.2778 | 0.04733 | 126 | 96 | 25 | 5 |
1570 | The trial pays 20 pellets a day, but the real reward is you'll be contributing to the health of rats all over the world! | 1.2778 | 0.04865 | 126 | 97 | 23 | 6 |
1571 | As for side effects, with any luck, you'll be a cat. | 1.2764 | 0.04939 | 123 | 95 | 22 | 6 |
1572 | Take one pill before bed and stop watching the Democratic debates. | 1.2764 | 0.04939 | 123 | 95 | 22 | 6 |
1573 | Don't human me out. | 1.2759 | 0.04987 | 116 | 89 | 22 | 5 |
1574 | Thank you for volunteering for our animal testing program, it's very important that we know if these drugs are suitable for vermin consumption. | 1.2750 | 0.05016 | 120 | 90 | 21 | 6 |
1575 | You'll need to take this 3 times a day until your hallucinations stop completely. | 1.2750 | 0.05016 | 120 | 93 | 21 | 6 |
1576 | Make sure to take two before the maze | 1.2750 | 0.05418 | 120 | 96 | 15 | 9 |
1577 | Alright, I'm writing a prescription for 80mg Oxycontins. Those are the good ones. If you find that they're too strong for your shoulder pain, just, I don't know, cut 'em in half with a credit card. Or sell them to your kid or his friends or whatever. | 1.2750 | 0.05153 | 120 | 94 | 19 | 7 |
1578 | Don’t worry; I tested it on myself first. | 1.2750 | 0.05016 | 120 | 93 | 21 | 6 |
1579 | Take two cubes of cheese and call me in the morning. | 1.2750 | 0.05016 | 120 | 93 | 21 | 6 |
1580 | Take my card and call me if you get enough cheese to get your eye fixed | 1.2750 | 0.05153 | 120 | 94 | 19 | 7 |
1581 | I tested this medicine myself, back when I worked in the lab. | 1.2750 | 0.04728 | 120 | 91 | 25 | 4 |
1582 | Guess who's getting the placebo? | 1.2750 | 0.05418 | 120 | 96 | 15 | 9 |
1583 | It's no cheese, but it does help with the withdrawal symptoms. | 1.2750 | 0.04874 | 120 | 92 | 23 | 5 |
1584 | Needed? Do I look like someone who'd overprescribe for a kickback? | 1.2750 | 0.05016 | 120 | 93 | 21 | 6 |
1585 | You can trust this one, I`ve experimented it myself | 1.2750 | 0.05016 | 120 | 93 | 21 | 6 |
1586 | I assure you that I passed the maze test with flying colors. | 1.2750 | 0.04578 | 120 | 90 | 27 | 3 |
1587 | Take two of these every morning with a slice of cheese. | 1.2750 | 0.04728 | 120 | 91 | 25 | 4 |
1588 | As you can see sir, I was born in this infested place! | 1.2750 | 0.05016 | 120 | 93 | 21 | 6 |
1589 | The better to cure you with. | 1.2750 | 0.05288 | 120 | 95 | 17 | 8 |
1590 | Tust me. It's Baltimore, we're everywhere. | 1.2750 | 0.05016 | 120 | 93 | 21 | 6 |
1591 | Side effects may include strong cheese cravings. | 1.2750 | 0.05016 | 120 | 93 | 21 | 6 |
1592 | this'll take care of your nose hair. | 1.2750 | 0.04728 | 120 | 91 | 25 | 4 |
1593 | This is no mickey mouse operation. | 1.2750 | 0.04578 | 120 | 90 | 27 | 3 |
1594 | Yes, I know it seems unusual. But I assure you, only I can validate your parking | 1.2750 | 0.05016 | 120 | 93 | 21 | 6 |
1595 | Trust me. I know about lab testing. | 1.2750 | 0.04728 | 120 | 91 | 25 | 4 |
1596 | If these don't stop the hallucinations, I'm going to recommend checking you into the maze. | 1.2750 | 0.05016 | 120 | 93 | 21 | 6 |
1597 | You may crave cheese and burrowing, but otherwise there are no side effects. | 1.2750 | 0.04728 | 120 | 91 | 25 | 4 |
1598 | It worked in the lab... | 1.2750 | 0.04728 | 120 | 91 | 25 | 4 |
1599 | Sorry, back to the Race. | 1.2750 | 0.05016 | 120 | 93 | 21 | 6 |
1600 | Take this down to Maze 4. | 1.2750 | 0.04874 | 120 | 92 | 23 | 5 |
1601 | Just tell them that Dr. Fink sent you | 1.2750 | 0.04578 | 120 | 90 | 27 | 3 |
1602 | Here is a prescription for Zofran to treat your vertigo. In the future I suggest leaving maze-running to the experts. | 1.2750 | 0.05016 | 120 | 93 | 21 | 6 |
1603 | I am sorry. Animal scientists don’t study these things. | 1.2750 | 0.05016 | 120 | 93 | 21 | 6 |
1604 | The meds I'm prescribing have been tested by my team in the lab | 1.2750 | 0.04874 | 120 | 92 | 23 | 5 |
1605 | No, really, this prescription will help stop your hallucinations! | 1.2750 | 0.05153 | 120 | 94 | 19 | 7 |
1606 | Do you think I would give you a prescription without knowing the side effects? | 1.2750 | 0.04578 | 120 | 90 | 27 | 3 |
1607 | I'd email this prescription to you, but my mouse is broken. | 1.2750 | 0.05016 | 120 | 93 | 21 | 6 |
1608 | It’s a get out of hospital free card | 1.2750 | 0.05153 | 120 | 94 | 19 | 7 |
1609 | Now when you get these glasses, make sure to ask for the extra long frames | 1.2735 | 0.04798 | 117 | 89 | 24 | 4 |
1610 | You have to be very careful. These pills have severe side effects. They can make you feel very good, but don’t, take more than prescribed. Trust me. I know. | 1.2735 | 0.04798 | 117 | 89 | 24 | 4 |
1611 | And on the back is one dollar off your next pizza | 1.2735 | 0.04798 | 117 | 89 | 24 | 4 |
1612 | I caused the plague, I never said I could cure it. | 1.2727 | 0.04545 | 121 | 91 | 27 | 3 |
1613 | Relax, It's for your wife. | 1.2727 | 0.04232 | 121 | 89 | 31 | 1 |
1614 | Frankly I don’t give a rat’s ass. | 1.2712 | 0.05337 | 118 | 94 | 16 | 8 |
1615 | Welcome to Philadelphia. | 1.2712 | 0.05058 | 118 | 92 | 20 | 6 |
1616 | I advise inserting capsules in a piece of cheese. The more aromatic, the better. | 1.2712 | 0.04913 | 118 | 91 | 22 | 5 |
1617 | I'm prescribing something a little stronger this time: a nice Gorgonzola. | 1.2712 | 0.04763 | 118 | 90 | 24 | 4 |
1618 | If you insist, but remember-I've been carrying bubonic plague for years. | 1.2712 | 0.05602 | 118 | 96 | 12 | 10 |
1619 | Seriously. You need to stop with the Baltimore talk. It's affecting everything you do. | 1.2712 | 0.04913 | 118 | 91 | 22 | 5 |
1620 | These should take care of the hallucinations but I can't do anything about the lack of whiskers. | 1.2712 | 0.05337 | 118 | 94 | 16 | 8 |
1621 | Yes, seeing mice everywhere is a listed side effect of this drug. If it bothers you, there is one where you see cats instead. | 1.2712 | 0.04763 | 118 | 90 | 24 | 4 |
1622 | No you’re freaking out! | 1.2712 | 0.05058 | 118 | 92 | 20 | 6 |
1623 | The side effects aren't that bad, Bob. I've been taking it for years and have only noticed an increased appetite for cheese. | 1.2712 | 0.05058 | 118 | 92 | 20 | 6 |
1624 | Of course I don’t take kickbacks. What do I look like? | 1.2712 | 0.04609 | 118 | 89 | 26 | 3 |
1625 | Yes, I once infested Baltimore, like Trump now infests the White House. | 1.2712 | 0.04110 | 118 | 91 | 24 | 3 |
1626 | It’s a prescription for Warfarin | 1.2712 | 0.05058 | 118 | 92 | 20 | 6 |
1627 | Thank you for your participation. We're always looking for good lab humans. | 1.2712 | 0.05058 | 118 | 92 | 20 | 6 |
1628 | You smell a rat, eh? Well, I smell a man who needs a prescription for man up! | 1.2712 | 0.05471 | 118 | 95 | 14 | 9 |
1629 | Take one pill with one piece of garbage every morning and again at night | 1.2712 | 0.04609 | 118 | 89 | 26 | 3 |
1630 | It's a business card, not the plague. | 1.2712 | 0.05058 | 118 | 92 | 20 | 6 |
1631 | Of course it's safe. I use it mysey! | 1.2712 | 0.05058 | 118 | 92 | 20 | 6 |
1632 | It was tested on me and my extended family | 1.2712 | 0.04913 | 118 | 91 | 22 | 5 |
1633 | Take two a day and your man-or-mouse dilemma should resolve | 1.2712 | 0.04609 | 118 | 89 | 26 | 3 |
1634 | You can’t pay me in artificial sweeteners. Do you know what that stuff does to lab mice? | 1.2712 | 0.04913 | 118 | 91 | 22 | 5 |
1635 | personally the only side effect is your true self comes out | 1.2712 | 0.05058 | 118 | 92 | 20 | 6 |
1636 | Chew this prescription three times a day | 1.2712 | 0.04763 | 118 | 90 | 24 | 4 |
1637 | I have to warn you they’ve only tested this on rats. | 1.2712 | 0.05058 | 118 | 92 | 20 | 6 |
1638 | Ive booked you a maze test. Look what it did for me. | 1.2712 | 0.04763 | 118 | 90 | 24 | 4 |
1639 | No, really, all my relatives swear by it. | 1.2712 | 0.05058 | 118 | 92 | 20 | 6 |
1640 | It' s not cheap but the price will come down under Bernie's plan. | 1.2712 | 0.04913 | 118 | 91 | 22 | 5 |
1641 | I'm going to start you on Garbage. | 1.2712 | 0.05199 | 118 | 93 | 18 | 7 |
1642 | Don't leave these pills where the dog can get them | 1.2712 | 0.04913 | 118 | 91 | 22 | 5 |
1643 | ...and no maze running while you're taking these. | 1.2712 | 0.04913 | 118 | 91 | 22 | 5 |
1644 | This should help you relax and stop thinking of life as a futile maze. | 1.2712 | 0.05337 | 118 | 94 | 16 | 8 |
1645 | Try these,...counting sheep didn't work for me either. | 1.2712 | 0.04609 | 118 | 89 | 26 | 3 |
1646 | It’s just a blood-thinner. You’ll be fine. | 1.2712 | 0.04913 | 118 | 91 | 22 | 5 |
1647 | This should help with your hallucinations. You'll drink a lot of water and you might explode. | 1.2712 | 0.05058 | 118 | 92 | 20 | 6 |
1648 | It's not uncommon to see rats everywhere, especially in the city. But this should help. | 1.2712 | 0.04913 | 118 | 90 | 21 | 5 |
1649 | Well, it was safe enough to test it on me. | 1.2712 | 0.04609 | 118 | 89 | 26 | 3 |
1650 | It's poison to me, but it will cure your blood clot. | 1.2712 | 0.04913 | 118 | 91 | 22 | 5 |
1651 | The initials next to my name on the diplomas stand for Registered Allergy Therapist." | 1.2712 | 0.05337 | 118 | 94 | 16 | 8 |
1652 | Here. This prescription will help to determine which unnecessary procedure we'll do first. | 1.2712 | 0.04763 | 118 | 90 | 24 | 4 |
1653 | Yes, I'm a Bandicoot, not a rat. Did my Australian accent gave it away? | 1.2696 | 0.04674 | 115 | 87 | 25 | 3 |
1654 | These cheese packets should do the trick. | 1.2696 | 0.04835 | 115 | 88 | 23 | 4 |
1655 | But it hasn't been tested yet on humans. | 1.2696 | 0.05141 | 115 | 90 | 19 | 6 |
1656 | This prescription should work for you. We use it all the time. | 1.2696 | 0.05141 | 115 | 90 | 19 | 6 |
1657 | This note is for your ophthalmologist to prescribe new glasses for you. | 1.2696 | 0.05287 | 115 | 91 | 17 | 7 |
1658 | Take these and you too can be an anthropomorphic animal doctor. | 1.2696 | 0.04835 | 115 | 88 | 23 | 4 |
1659 | No. No side effects. Why do you ask? | 1.2696 | 0.04990 | 115 | 89 | 21 | 5 |
1660 | Take one of these a day, but keep them away from your cat. | 1.2696 | 0.05141 | 115 | 90 | 19 | 6 |
1661 | Trust me! The benefits outweigh the risks. | 1.2696 | 0.05429 | 115 | 92 | 15 | 8 |
1662 | In med school they said funny masks would help patients relax. | 1.2696 | 0.05141 | 115 | 90 | 19 | 6 |
1663 | Of course, I'm a qualified psychologist, I've worked in psych labs all my life. | 1.2696 | 0.04674 | 115 | 87 | 25 | 3 |
1664 | It's totally safe. In fact, my 413 cousins were personally involved in the clinical trials.... | 1.2696 | 0.04835 | 115 | 88 | 23 | 4 |
1665 | Here’s the number to my personal dermatologist. | 1.2696 | 0.05429 | 115 | 92 | 15 | 8 |
1666 | Tell the New Yorker editors that the caption contest finalists are not available on the iPad app. | 1.2696 | 0.05287 | 115 | 91 | 17 | 7 |
1667 | Side effects include hallucinations and bulging eyes. | 1.2685 | 0.05028 | 108 | 83 | 21 | 4 |
1668 | The position is in our Human Resources department. | 1.2685 | 0.05028 | 108 | 83 | 21 | 4 |
1669 | I didn't fell like shaving this morning. | 1.2672 | 0.04798 | 116 | 89 | 23 | 4 |
1670 | Here's a prescription of anticoagulant humanicides, you only need to take one. | 1.2672 | 0.05101 | 116 | 91 | 19 | 6 |
1671 | Look, it helped me develop swarthy good looks, it can work for you too. | 1.2672 | 0.04952 | 116 | 90 | 21 | 5 |
1672 | Trust me, the warfarin will keep you alive. | 1.2672 | 0.04798 | 116 | 89 | 23 | 4 |
1673 | Take two of these and an electric shock every morning. | 1.2672 | 0.04798 | 116 | 89 | 23 | 4 |
1674 | Yes there are lots of mazes to solve and hoops to jump through for Med school, luckily I came well prepared. | 1.2672 | 0.04640 | 116 | 88 | 25 | 3 |
1675 | Don’t worry, it’s been proven to work in doctors. | 1.2672 | 0.05101 | 116 | 91 | 19 | 6 |
1676 | You're going to be just fine, Mr. Piper. Have this filled at the dumpster in the alley to your left. | 1.2672 | 0.04798 | 116 | 89 | 23 | 4 |
1677 | Take two tablets daily till I start looking human. | 1.2672 | 0.04952 | 116 | 90 | 21 | 5 |
1678 | Take two Babybel's and call me in the morning. | 1.2672 | 0.05246 | 116 | 92 | 17 | 7 |
1679 | Now I'm going to ask you a series of questions about cheese... | 1.2672 | 0.04952 | 116 | 90 | 21 | 5 |
1680 | It's a prescription for bug eye. | 1.2672 | 0.05101 | 116 | 91 | 19 | 6 |
1681 | You are suffering from delusions. I’m a meta physician, so all i can give you is a meta prescription | 1.2672 | 0.05101 | 116 | 91 | 19 | 6 |
1682 | Grandmother, what a big prescription pad you have. Yes dear, the better to addict you. | 1.2672 | 0.05525 | 116 | 94 | 13 | 9 |
1683 | No, there is not an anal option. | 1.2672 | 0.05246 | 116 | 92 | 17 | 7 |
1684 | Take two poison pellets and call me in the morning. | 1.2672 | 0.05101 | 116 | 91 | 19 | 6 |
1685 | I can assure you that a degree from Halfratman University is just as valid as any Ivy League school. | 1.2672 | 0.05101 | 116 | 91 | 19 | 6 |
1686 | And here’s one ‘Get-Out-Of-Maze-Free’ card to help those nightmares! | 1.2672 | 0.04952 | 116 | 90 | 21 | 5 |
1687 | Thank you for your application to the Diversity Board, but we already have a human. Might I suggest the dog park? Here's the chihuahua's contact info. | 1.2672 | 0.04952 | 116 | 90 | 21 | 5 |
1688 | Trust me. They give me this stuff every day and it hasn't killed me yet. | 1.2672 | 0.05246 | 116 | 92 | 17 | 7 |
1689 | Just nibble each pill three times a day. | 1.2672 | 0.05101 | 116 | 91 | 19 | 6 |
1690 | This is a prescription for rat poison. Just kidding. It is for your musophobia. | 1.2672 | 0.04640 | 116 | 88 | 25 | 3 |
1691 | Cat phobias are very real. Try this. | 1.2672 | 0.04475 | 116 | 87 | 27 | 2 |
1692 | These got me through the plague. I’m sure they can handle E.D. | 1.2672 | 0.05101 | 116 | 91 | 19 | 6 |
1693 | Don’t worry. I have a degree from Johns Hopkins. | 1.2672 | 0.04798 | 116 | 89 | 23 | 4 |
1694 | Oy vey | 1.2672 | 0.05246 | 116 | 92 | 17 | 7 |
1695 | Good luck navigating the insurance industry maze for this prescription. | 1.2672 | 0.04952 | 116 | 90 | 21 | 5 |
1696 | It’s a loyalty card, for not ratting me out. | 1.2672 | 0.04952 | 116 | 90 | 21 | 5 |
1697 | One man's poison is another man's blood thinner | 1.2672 | 0.04952 | 116 | 90 | 21 | 5 |
1698 | Trust me. Pharmaceutical reps have stopped offering me wilderness trips. | 1.2672 | 0.05246 | 116 | 92 | 17 | 7 |
1699 | I'm prescribing a taste of your own medicine, otherwise kown as rat poison. | 1.2672 | 0.05101 | 116 | 91 | 19 | 6 |
1700 | Of all the drugs they tested on me, I found this one gave me the least tumors. | 1.2672 | 0.05387 | 116 | 93 | 15 | 8 |
1701 | And remember—even if you win the human race, you’re still a human. | 1.2672 | 0.04952 | 116 | 90 | 21 | 5 |
1702 | One small side effect is the need to burrow. | 1.2672 | 0.04640 | 116 | 88 | 25 | 3 |
1703 | Limburger cheese, with meals, three times a day. Don't eat it. Sit it on your window sill. | 1.2672 | 0.04798 | 116 | 89 | 23 | 4 |
1704 | This prescription will take care of everything that ails you...except overgrown nose hairs. | 1.2672 | 0.05101 | 116 | 91 | 19 | 6 |
1705 | Here. It's a cheese scented Medicare card. All of my patients love it. | 1.2650 | 0.04763 | 117 | 90 | 23 | 4 |
1706 | Here's your prescription for humanitis. | 1.2650 | 0.04763 | 117 | 90 | 23 | 4 |
1707 | Take cheese and call me tomorrow." | 1.2650 | 0.04605 | 117 | 89 | 25 | 3 |
1708 | This should stop the hallucinations. | 1.2650 | 0.04763 | 117 | 90 | 23 | 4 |
1709 | This prescription was a big hit back in my lab days. | 1.2650 | 0.04763 | 117 | 90 | 23 | 4 |
1710 | Yes, side affects can include hallucinations, why do you ask? | 1.2650 | 0.04763 | 117 | 90 | 23 | 4 |
1711 | Listen, Frank, I know it's not "evidence based," but I can't tell you how many of my patients have felt better after eating garbage! | 1.2650 | 0.04763 | 117 | 90 | 23 | 4 |
1712 | Sorry for biting you, here is your prescription for your rabies shots. | 1.2650 | 0.05063 | 117 | 92 | 19 | 6 |
1713 | You think it’s easy being me! | 1.2650 | 0.04763 | 117 | 90 | 23 | 4 |
1714 | So you think you're the Pied Piper; and you see what when you look at me? | 1.2650 | 0.04915 | 117 | 91 | 21 | 5 |
1715 | Did I mention your medications hallucinogenic side effects? | 1.2650 | 0.04274 | 117 | 87 | 29 | 1 |
1716 | It's for motion sickness. You'll want to leave the ship only if it's starting to sink. | 1.2650 | 0.05063 | 117 | 92 | 19 | 6 |
1717 | Trust me, it's safe — I tested it on myself. | 1.2650 | 0.04605 | 117 | 89 | 25 | 3 |
1718 | You can fill this prescription at your local pet store. | 1.2650 | 0.04915 | 117 | 91 | 21 | 5 |
1719 | I don't see patients named Katz so here's a referral to Dr. Jack Russell. | 1.2650 | 0.05063 | 117 | 92 | 19 | 6 |
1720 | I can’t tell you if this is for cocaine or the sugar water. | 1.2650 | 0.04605 | 117 | 89 | 25 | 3 |
1721 | I went to Johns Hopkins. So? | 1.2650 | 0.05063 | 117 | 92 | 19 | 6 |
1722 | ~ REPUBLICAN HEALTHCARE PLAN ~ [Abnormally loud]...Sorry I wasn't able to help, Mr Wilson...[Whispering] go to the alley behind the building, you will see a black van, knock three times, give them this prescription... | 1.2650 | 0.05482 | 117 | 95 | 13 | 9 |
1723 | A lot of patients have been helped by this. It’s called Jarlsberg. | 1.2650 | 0.05063 | 117 | 92 | 19 | 6 |
1724 | You think I take the Hipporatic oath lightly? | 1.2650 | 0.04605 | 117 | 89 | 25 | 3 |
1725 | She’s a snake, but she’s the best in her field. | 1.2650 | 0.05206 | 117 | 93 | 17 | 7 |
1726 | Hopefully you won't have the same side effects as we did. | 1.2650 | 0.04605 | 117 | 89 | 25 | 3 |
1727 | Your insurance company, the pharmaceutical industry, the healthcare system… Rats, we are all rats. | 1.2650 | 0.04915 | 117 | 91 | 21 | 5 |
1728 | Trust me, I used to be like you | 1.2650 | 0.04915 | 117 | 91 | 21 | 5 |
1729 | Trust me. I spent a lot of time in the lab before I got this job. | 1.2650 | 0.04915 | 117 | 91 | 21 | 5 |
1730 | Take two a day. Call me in a week and let me know if you are still seeing rats everywhere you look. | 1.2650 | 0.04443 | 117 | 88 | 27 | 2 |
1731 | Cheese 3 times a day, that should solve your problem. | 1.2650 | 0.04763 | 117 | 90 | 23 | 4 |
1732 | Yes, it will change your appearance but you'll be able to earn a whole lot of medical degrees in no time at all. | 1.2650 | 0.04915 | 117 | 91 | 21 | 5 |
1733 | Here's my card, call me if you need any more help in this rat race | 1.2650 | 0.04763 | 117 | 90 | 23 | 4 |
1734 | I'm almost certain it won't have the same effect on you. | 1.2650 | 0.05063 | 117 | 92 | 19 | 6 |
1735 | It’s for the sake of science, so it’s totally worth it. | 1.2650 | 0.04443 | 117 | 88 | 27 | 2 |
1736 | Yes, “Flowers for Algernon” was based on my life, and no, I didn’t see a penny. Where’s a good lawyer when you need one? | 1.2632 | 0.04834 | 114 | 88 | 22 | 4 |
1737 | We cause preexisting conditions. | 1.2632 | 0.04992 | 114 | 89 | 20 | 5 |
1738 | I take them myself and haven't noticed any side effects | 1.2632 | 0.04992 | 114 | 89 | 20 | 5 |
1739 | And don't even try to weasel out of taking these. | 1.2632 | 0.05294 | 114 | 91 | 16 | 7 |
1740 | HaVe yOU evEr EAteN raT mEaT? | 1.2632 | 0.04834 | 114 | 88 | 22 | 4 |
1741 | Pick a card, any card, and we'll find out what's wrong with you." | 1.2632 | 0.04834 | 114 | 88 | 22 | 4 |
1742 | Trust me, I'm an expert on diseases. | 1.2632 | 0.04834 | 114 | 88 | 22 | 4 |
1743 | It's a clear case of Rodentia. | 1.2632 | 0.05145 | 114 | 90 | 18 | 6 |
1744 | I'm not a quack. I'm a squeak. | 1.2632 | 0.04671 | 114 | 87 | 24 | 3 |
1745 | Here you go Mr. Spiegelman. If you continue to experience any more hallucinations take deep breaths and try to relax. If they persist call the office, and contact your congressman. This shouldn't last 4 more years. | 1.2632 | 0.04834 | 114 | 88 | 22 | 4 |
1746 | Of course these work. Mickey takes 2 a day and look how young he looks. | 1.2632 | 0.04502 | 114 | 86 | 26 | 2 |
1747 | I'm worried about the weight gain. Do you have a maze membership? | 1.2627 | 0.04878 | 118 | 92 | 21 | 5 |
1748 | take this. it will put hair on your nose. | 1.2621 | 0.05155 | 103 | 80 | 19 | 4 |
1749 | No problem. We have been seeing this a lot with people who have been spending too much time in Canada, Colorado or Washington State. | 1.2613 | 0.04909 | 111 | 86 | 21 | 4 |
1750 | Here's my reference. I was a lab rat - now I'm a genius. | 1.2613 | 0.04909 | 111 | 86 | 21 | 4 |
1751 | Here... this should take the edge off the rat race existence you’ve been experiencing | 1.2613 | 0.05232 | 111 | 88 | 17 | 6 |
1752 | If these don't work, I'll send you to Dr. Zebra for more tests. | 1.2613 | 0.04563 | 111 | 84 | 25 | 2 |
1753 | I'm not saying plastic surgery doesn't work, just that there are no guarantees. | 1.2613 | 0.04909 | 111 | 86 | 21 | 4 |
1754 | At least you had the option to volunteer for our lab experiments. | 1.2613 | 0.04563 | 111 | 84 | 25 | 2 |
1755 | It's for Warfarin, a blood thinner also used as rat poison. Here's a taste of your own medicine. | 1.2613 | 0.04909 | 111 | 85 | 21 | 3 |
1756 | I gather that you didn't know "Flowers for Algernon" had an alternate ending. | 1.2613 | 0.04909 | 111 | 86 | 21 | 4 |
1757 | From one rat to another rat, take one. | 1.2613 | 0.04909 | 111 | 86 | 21 | 4 |
1758 | We don't accept your insurance, but we will accept some cheese. | 1.2613 | 0.05073 | 111 | 85 | 19 | 5 |
1759 | Your copay is $280 in canine collars, sir. | 1.2613 | 0.04909 | 111 | 86 | 21 | 4 |
1760 | Trust ME! This is not the time to jump ship! | 1.2613 | 0.05073 | 111 | 87 | 19 | 5 |
1761 | Trust me. I wouldn't prescribe anything that wasn't already tested on me. | 1.2613 | 0.04739 | 111 | 85 | 23 | 3 |
1762 | Sorry I am being paged,one of the patients needs more cheese. | 1.2613 | 0.04909 | 111 | 86 | 21 | 4 |
1763 | Try to grab this before I jerk it away. | 1.2613 | 0.05232 | 111 | 88 | 17 | 6 |
1764 | You look like you’ve never watched Arthur | 1.2613 | 0.05232 | 111 | 88 | 17 | 6 |
1765 | You should've gotten a letter from your HMO - we've just added a pharmaceutical weasel tax to your copay. | 1.2613 | 0.04909 | 111 | 86 | 21 | 4 |
1766 | 30,000 ants q.d. | 1.2613 | 0.05386 | 111 | 89 | 15 | 7 |
1767 | When you get to the lab, ask for “Algernon”. | 1.2613 | 0.04909 | 111 | 86 | 21 | 4 |
1768 | Hey, we're all test rats. | 1.2613 | 0.04739 | 111 | 84 | 23 | 3 |
1769 | Here, these should help deter the hallucinations. | 1.2613 | 0.05073 | 111 | 89 | 16 | 6 |
1770 | It's perfectly safe. I've been taking it for years. | 1.2613 | 0.04739 | 111 | 85 | 23 | 3 |
1771 | Normally, I would prescribe the generic, but in this case, you're going to want to go with the name brand stuff. | 1.2613 | 0.05073 | 111 | 87 | 19 | 5 |
1772 | My kind know how to avoid traps, especially ones set by Medicare." | 1.2613 | 0.05073 | 111 | 87 | 19 | 5 |
1773 | You can take this but it won’t help you with your lack of insight. | 1.2613 | 0.04909 | 111 | 86 | 21 | 4 |
1774 | You are lucky I was there to give you a mouse-to-mouth resuscitation | 1.2613 | 0.05073 | 111 | 87 | 19 | 5 |
1775 | 1500mg warfarin, twice a day with water. You won't need to see me again. | 1.2613 | 0.05073 | 111 | 87 | 19 | 5 |
1776 | This is a Prescription which should help take care of the illusions you seem to be suffering from. | 1.2613 | 0.04909 | 111 | 86 | 21 | 4 |
1777 | Chase rabbits. You get a good run and a healthy diet at the end. | 1.2613 | 0.04909 | 111 | 86 | 21 | 4 |
1778 | So, I recommend this for your symptoms but heck, it's just rat poison. | 1.2613 | 0.05386 | 111 | 86 | 15 | 7 |
1779 | These are truly amazing. Look what they did for me. | 1.2613 | 0.04739 | 111 | 85 | 23 | 3 |
1780 | I recommend these because I participated in the clinical trials. | 1.2613 | 0.04739 | 111 | 85 | 23 | 3 |
1781 | This will take care of the huffing and puffing. | 1.2613 | 0.05232 | 111 | 88 | 17 | 6 |
1782 | "The mozzarella didn't seem to work, so I'm changing your prescription to cheddar" | 1.2613 | 0.04739 | 111 | 85 | 23 | 3 |
1783 | I can personally vouch for its effectiveness. | 1.2613 | 0.04909 | 111 | 86 | 21 | 4 |
1784 | I've tested this one myself. | 1.2613 | 0.05536 | 111 | 90 | 13 | 8 |
1785 | I told you I’m not interested in the nose Rogaine prescription. | 1.2613 | 0.05073 | 111 | 87 | 19 | 5 |
1786 | It’s warfarin to you, not rat poison | 1.2613 | 0.04909 | 111 | 86 | 21 | 4 |
1787 | Rub this on your penis and it will increase your sperm count. Also, I ate your wife's eggs. | 1.2613 | 0.05073 | 111 | 87 | 19 | 5 |
1788 | Gary, you've gotta quit going for those cheese platters. | 1.2613 | 0.04909 | 111 | 86 | 21 | 4 |
1789 | Not all of us are veterinarians. | 1.2613 | 0.04909 | 111 | 86 | 21 | 4 |
1790 | Take this referral to physical therapy, it's just at the other end of the maze. | 1.2613 | 0.04739 | 111 | 85 | 23 | 3 |
1791 | We’re called “The AristocRATS”. We play every Friday at 8pm, you should stop by! | 1.2613 | 0.05073 | 111 | 87 | 19 | 5 |
1792 | This will have you normal looking in a day or so. | 1.2613 | 0.04739 | 111 | 85 | 23 | 3 |
1793 | Don't worry - they were tested on humans. | 1.2613 | 0.05073 | 111 | 87 | 19 | 5 |
1794 | Thanks for coming to our Baltimore Clinic The President is woefully misinformed. | 1.2613 | 0.05232 | 111 | 88 | 17 | 6 |
1795 | Here, this is for your hallucinations. | 1.2613 | 0.04739 | 111 | 85 | 23 | 3 |
1796 | I know, but I'm the best doctor you're gonna find here in Baltimore. | 1.2613 | 0.04909 | 111 | 86 | 21 | 4 |
1797 | These meds can be a little rough on your stomach, I recommend taking them with garbage. | 1.2613 | 0.04909 | 111 | 86 | 21 | 4 |
1798 | Hmmm... I see you may have killed my brother!!! | 1.2613 | 0.04909 | 111 | 86 | 21 | 4 |
1799 | ...And be sure to take it with cheese. | 1.2613 | 0.05073 | 111 | 87 | 19 | 5 |
1800 | You can get this filled in the dairy aisle | 1.2613 | 0.05386 | 111 | 89 | 15 | 7 |
1801 | This isn't an actual prescription, just some made up words I wrote down to make you feel better about yourself. | 1.2613 | 0.05073 | 111 | 87 | 19 | 5 |
1802 | So, "Mr. Orkin Man," the tables have finally turned. No pain pills for you! | 1.2613 | 0.04909 | 111 | 86 | 21 | 4 |
1803 | Trust me, I'm a doctor. | 1.2613 | 0.04909 | 111 | 86 | 21 | 4 |
1804 | Whaddya mean ‘I smell a rat.’? | 1.2613 | 0.04563 | 111 | 84 | 25 | 2 |
1805 | I prescribed a week's rest at the Wolf Head Inn. This will cover your first 2 nights. | 1.2613 | 0.05232 | 111 | 88 | 17 | 6 |
1806 | Trust me, you can take blood thinners even if they were first developed as rat poison. | 1.2613 | 0.04909 | 111 | 86 | 21 | 4 |
1807 | No, I’ve never seen “Doctor Strange.” Why do you ask? | 1.2613 | 0.04739 | 111 | 85 | 23 | 3 |
1808 | Here's the name of a specialist I know in Baltimore. | 1.2613 | 0.04739 | 111 | 85 | 23 | 3 |
1809 | Trust me, Wolf these down and you’ll relax. | 1.2613 | 0.04739 | 111 | 85 | 23 | 3 |
1810 | You can stop the experiment any time you want, just by inserting this in the right slot. But we dissect you in any case. | 1.2613 | 0.05073 | 111 | 87 | 19 | 5 |
1811 | Don’t worry. It’s proven effective when tested on lawyers. | 1.2613 | 0.05232 | 111 | 88 | 17 | 6 |
1812 | Your cholesterol is too high. Lay off the cheese. | 1.2613 | 0.04909 | 111 | 86 | 21 | 4 |
1813 | ... And which physician referred you to the Baltimore Neurosurgical Center? | 1.2613 | 0.05825 | 111 | 92 | 9 | 10 |
1814 | You need to join the Teamsters. | 1.2613 | 0.04909 | 111 | 86 | 21 | 4 |
1815 | Careful with this blood thinner. My mother died from it. | 1.2613 | 0.05386 | 111 | 89 | 15 | 7 |
1816 | I know it's not traditional medicine, but think you could benefit from a visit to the catnip dispensary. | 1.2613 | 0.05386 | 111 | 89 | 15 | 7 |
1817 | Now that you're here we may as well get you tested for the Plague. | 1.2613 | 0.04739 | 111 | 85 | 22 | 3 |
1818 | Look, if it can happen to me, it can happen to you. | 1.2613 | 0.04909 | 111 | 86 | 21 | 4 |
1819 | Sorry, I don’t accept Humama insurance | 1.2613 | 0.05232 | 111 | 88 | 17 | 6 |
1820 | To eradicate the problem take the whole bottle and have a relative call me in the morning. | 1.2613 | 0.05073 | 111 | 87 | 19 | 5 |
1821 | I was a lowly lab rat before I took the red pill. | 1.2613 | 0.04909 | 111 | 86 | 21 | 4 |
1822 | This is the last prescription I'm going to write for you, Peter. We saw Patricia's "faux-fur" coat when she dropped you off. | 1.2613 | 0.05073 | 111 | 87 | 19 | 5 |
1823 | Don't worry, this drug only rewires your brain so you think rats are good. | 1.2613 | 0.04909 | 111 | 86 | 21 | 4 |
1824 | "It's just a bad hair day." | 1.2613 | 0.05232 | 111 | 88 | 17 | 6 |
1825 | Sir, this is your prescription for bulging eyes. | 1.2613 | 0.05232 | 111 | 88 | 17 | 6 |
1826 | Now that you have taken the medication, what do you see now? | 1.2613 | 0.05386 | 111 | 89 | 15 | 7 |
1827 | Try 'em. You won't look like a show dog, but you should feel better. | 1.2613 | 0.05073 | 111 | 87 | 19 | 5 |
1828 | For the last time, I promise I wasn't the one who gave you rabies. | 1.2613 | 0.05073 | 111 | 87 | 19 | 5 |
1829 | He also is a vet, but he accepts Medicare. | 1.2613 | 0.05073 | 111 | 87 | 19 | 5 |
1830 | Don't worry, we've tested it on humans. | 1.2613 | 0.04909 | 111 | 86 | 21 | 4 |
1831 | I'm a fox. You can trust me. | 1.2613 | 0.04739 | 111 | 85 | 23 | 3 |
1832 | Eat this and call me in the morning. | 1.2613 | 0.04739 | 111 | 85 | 23 | 3 |
1833 | Based on my personal experience, these pills are safe and effective. | 1.2613 | 0.04563 | 111 | 84 | 25 | 2 |
1834 | These few weeks of observation will go by quickly. Then I can prescribe it to mice. | 1.2613 | 0.05073 | 111 | 87 | 19 | 5 |
1835 | Once my four turtle sons grew up I went to medical school. | 1.2613 | 0.04739 | 111 | 85 | 23 | 3 |
1836 | Bill - cholesterol reduction is important but you're clearly missing my point about personal grooming . . . | 1.2613 | 0.04739 | 111 | 85 | 23 | 3 |
1837 | Just because i was caught on You Tube eating a slice of pizza in the subway, still doesn't mean that i'm not a damn good doctor! | 1.2613 | 0.04739 | 111 | 85 | 23 | 3 |
1838 | I used to suffer a lot of anxiety, but this got me out of the maze. | 1.2613 | 0.04739 | 111 | 85 | 23 | 3 |
1839 | Here's a little something to help with that infested feeling. | 1.2613 | 0.04739 | 111 | 85 | 23 | 3 |
1840 | Trust me, it's cheaper than surgery, and makes picnics far more enjoyable. | 1.2613 | 0.05073 | 111 | 87 | 19 | 5 |
1841 | Take 2 pills a day for the hallucinations, but call us next week if you still think talking Apes are the dominant species. | 1.2613 | 0.05232 | 111 | 88 | 17 | 6 |
1842 | What large bills you have, Doctor! | 1.2609 | 0.05106 | 115 | 91 | 18 | 6 |
1843 | Here’s your script for your hallucinations. Take three per day with cheese | 1.2589 | 0.04702 | 112 | 86 | 23 | 3 |
1844 | I want a C-note on the fifth race at Pimlico, Gorgonzola on the nose. | 1.2574 | 0.05006 | 101 | 78 | 20 | 3 |
1845 | You need penicillin. Go down the hall, take a left, a right, then a left, then a ... aw, just follow the smell of roquefort. | 1.2569 | 0.04591 | 109 | 83 | 24 | 2 |
1846 | This experimental drug worked wonders on my prostate." | 1.2569 | 0.04591 | 109 | 83 | 24 | 2 |
1847 | It isn't always a scrip for cheese. | 1.2569 | 0.04947 | 109 | 85 | 20 | 4 |
1848 | Don't worry. They tested it on my uncle. | 1.2569 | 0.05116 | 109 | 86 | 18 | 5 |
1849 | These, with a tumbler of good scotch, should stop the hallucinations. | 1.2569 | 0.05116 | 109 | 86 | 18 | 5 |
1850 | If they try to give you white, insist on yellow. | 1.2569 | 0.04591 | 109 | 83 | 24 | 2 |
1851 | Try it! My research indicated it is the most effective Recessed Mouth antidote on the market. | 1.2569 | 0.04591 | 109 | 83 | 24 | 2 |
1852 | Perhaps you'd feel more comfortable talking to one of my colleagues. Here are the numbers for Drs. Wolf, Dr. Fox and Dr. Bird | 1.2569 | 0.05116 | 109 | 86 | 18 | 5 |
1853 | Yeah, I'm that 10th doctor, and I recommend a pack a day. | 1.2569 | 0.04772 | 109 | 84 | 22 | 3 |
1854 | One should do it. | 1.2569 | 0.04772 | 109 | 84 | 22 | 3 |
1855 | This will ring when it's your turn in the maze. | 1.2569 | 0.04772 | 109 | 84 | 22 | 3 |
1856 | Take it from an old barn rat. It's healthy pharm to table. | 1.2569 | 0.04947 | 109 | 85 | 20 | 4 |
1857 | Relax, I've vetted this script. | 1.2569 | 0.05116 | 109 | 86 | 18 | 5 |
1858 | Take with a couple voles, and you'll be right as rain. | 1.2569 | 0.05592 | 109 | 89 | 12 | 8 |
1859 | Take these with cheese. | 1.2569 | 0.04947 | 109 | 85 | 20 | 4 |
1860 | This isn't meant to trap you. | 1.2569 | 0.04591 | 109 | 83 | 24 | 2 |
1861 | They're perfectly safe, I tried them myself. | 1.2569 | 0.04772 | 109 | 84 | 22 | 3 |
1862 | We just call it poison. | 1.2569 | 0.04947 | 109 | 85 | 20 | 4 |
1863 | This should help with the huffing and puffing, but you're not gonna want to blow a house in for at least a week or two. | 1.2569 | 0.05279 | 109 | 87 | 16 | 6 |
1864 | Warfarin is good for you, in moderation. | 1.2569 | 0.05116 | 109 | 86 | 18 | 5 |
1865 | Side effects? None at all; I even take these myself! | 1.2569 | 0.05116 | 109 | 86 | 18 | 5 |
1866 | This is what you get for testing this on me | 1.2569 | 0.04772 | 109 | 84 | 22 | 3 |
1867 | Give this slip at the counter of the Human Trials room. | 1.2569 | 0.05279 | 109 | 87 | 16 | 6 |
1868 | I tested this medicine and it didn't kill me. | 1.2569 | 0.04947 | 109 | 85 | 20 | 4 |
1869 | Take three times a day with pizza. | 1.2569 | 0.05116 | 109 | 86 | 18 | 5 |
1870 | Take this blood thinner and see me again in 2 weeks. | 1.2569 | 0.04947 | 109 | 85 | 20 | 4 |
1871 | I'm going to give you this prescription, it did wonders for my sinuses. | 1.2569 | 0.04947 | 109 | 83 | 20 | 4 |
1872 | Sorry, all human specialists are out of network. Here is a referral to a great veterinary neurologist. | 1.2569 | 0.04772 | 109 | 84 | 22 | 3 |
1873 | Its very effective - I just tested this new drug on myself this morning. | 1.2569 | 0.04947 | 109 | 85 | 20 | 4 |
1874 | When you take these pellets, you may become thirsty and very tired. | 1.2569 | 0.04947 | 109 | 85 | 20 | 4 |
1875 | I can vouch for this drug -- it got me through the maze in no time. | 1.2569 | 0.04947 | 109 | 85 | 20 | 4 |
1876 | Take two pellets - I mean pills - and call me in the morning. | 1.2569 | 0.04947 | 109 | 85 | 20 | 4 |
1877 | It's for cheese. It always makes me feel better. | 1.2569 | 0.04947 | 109 | 85 | 20 | 4 |
1878 | As you can see, it did wonders for me. | 1.2569 | 0.04772 | 109 | 84 | 22 | 3 |
1879 | Take two every full moon. | 1.2569 | 0.04947 | 109 | 85 | 20 | 4 |
1880 | Take two of these and call an exterminator. | 1.2569 | 0.05279 | 109 | 87 | 16 | 6 |
1881 | Side effects of the drug are minimal, believe me, I’ve used it several times. | 1.2569 | 0.04947 | 109 | 85 | 20 | 4 |
1882 | Take two every morning with a soft cheese. | 1.2569 | 0.04947 | 109 | 85 | 20 | 4 |
1883 | It’s a sketchy med, but don’t rat me out. | 1.2569 | 0.04772 | 109 | 84 | 22 | 3 |
1884 | Maze run, twice a day, see me in a week. | 1.2569 | 0.04947 | 109 | 85 | 20 | 4 |
1885 | Wrap the tablet in some chicken or peanut butter and you’ll find it easier to swallow. | 1.2569 | 0.04947 | 109 | 85 | 20 | 4 |
1886 | Here! Next time you cry Wolf, don't call me! | 1.2569 | 0.04947 | 109 | 85 | 20 | 4 |
1887 | No side effects! Trust me. I didn't choose the lab life, the lab life chose me. | 1.2569 | 0.04772 | 109 | 84 | 22 | 3 |
1888 | Yes, I may be an intern but I've done rotations in toxicology at the poison control center. | 1.2569 | 0.05116 | 109 | 86 | 18 | 5 |
1889 | Take two slices of Emmenthaler or generic Swiss on an empty stomach and call me in the morning. | 1.2569 | 0.05279 | 109 | 87 | 16 | 6 |
1890 | I've taken this myself for years... This will bring out your inner self... | 1.2569 | 0.04947 | 109 | 85 | 20 | 4 |
1891 | This should help-- I know the rat race is stressful. | 1.2545 | 0.04368 | 110 | 83 | 26 | 1 |
1892 | ... and it's non-habit forming. | 1.2545 | 0.04555 | 110 | 84 | 24 | 2 |
1893 | I know I'm an animal doctor, but the pharmacy will fill this prescription. | 1.2523 | 0.04985 | 107 | 84 | 19 | 4 |
1894 | This should stop the hallucinations plaguing you. | 1.2523 | 0.04618 | 107 | 82 | 23 | 2 |
1895 | My colleague grew an ear on this one, but it might help your eczema. | 1.2523 | 0.04805 | 107 | 83 | 21 | 3 |
1896 | What? Are you afraid it's poison? | 1.2523 | 0.04618 | 107 | 81 | 23 | 2 |
1897 | Yes, several of us got through Med school in Baltimore, why do you ask? | 1.2523 | 0.05490 | 107 | 87 | 13 | 7 |
1898 | Oh my, and I thought the Presidents hands were small. | 1.2523 | 0.05159 | 107 | 85 | 17 | 5 |
1899 | I'm telling you, everybody's going to avoid you like the plague if you get a reputation as a carrier. | 1.2523 | 0.04805 | 107 | 83 | 21 | 3 |
1900 | Take these; they were clinically rested on rats. | 1.2523 | 0.05159 | 107 | 85 | 17 | 5 |
1901 | This is the same damn expired credit card that has been laying in my parking lot for the last two weeks. | 1.2523 | 0.04985 | 107 | 84 | 19 | 4 |
1902 | Haven't you heard of lab rats? | 1.2523 | 0.04985 | 107 | 84 | 19 | 4 |
1903 | Supposed side effect of cheese cravings? That is based on faulty vegan-based research. | 1.2523 | 0.04805 | 107 | 83 | 21 | 3 |
1904 | 'Rejected'... does this resonate, Mr. Jones ? | 1.2523 | 0.05159 | 107 | 85 | 17 | 5 |
1905 | Take two nibbles and call me in the morning. | 1.2500 | 0.05423 | 104 | 84 | 14 | 6 |
1906 | And with this ticket you'll be entitled to free meds in my testing lab. | 1.2500 | 0.05067 | 104 | 82 | 18 | 4 |
1907 | Let's see if these don't help with the hallucinations. | 1.2500 | 0.04766 | 108 | 84 | 21 | 3 |
1908 | I suggest you take this prescription after dark and sleep all-day. | 1.2500 | 0.05248 | 104 | 83 | 16 | 5 |
1909 | This is for the mammoths. Gee, and I thought it was just eczema. | 1.2500 | 0.05067 | 104 | 82 | 18 | 4 |
1910 | You seem skeptical. Why is that? | 1.2500 | 0.04944 | 108 | 85 | 19 | 4 |
1911 | I know your head looks horrible now, but this medication should have it back looking like normal in no time. | 1.2500 | 0.05067 | 104 | 82 | 18 | 4 |
1912 | You'll find the maze is much easier to cope with. | 1.2500 | 0.04480 | 104 | 79 | 24 | 1 |
1913 | This prescription should help with those hallucinations. | 1.2500 | 0.04879 | 104 | 81 | 20 | 3 |
1914 | I voted for Trump...now I see rat infestations everywhere...! | 1.2500 | 0.04879 | 104 | 81 | 20 | 3 |
1915 | Trust me. She's the best cosmetic surgeon I know. | 1.2500 | 0.05248 | 104 | 83 | 16 | 5 |
1916 | Wolf it down twice per day. | 1.2500 | 0.04766 | 108 | 84 | 21 | 3 |
1917 | Hey! ... Hey! My eyes are up here. | 1.2500 | 0.05592 | 104 | 85 | 12 | 7 |
1918 | Your fine Mr. McDoogle, but you need this prescription to enhance your nose hair. | 1.2500 | 0.04879 | 104 | 81 | 20 | 3 |
1919 | Sorry human doctors aren't within your insurance network | 1.2500 | 0.05067 | 104 | 82 | 18 | 4 |
1920 | During his company medical it dawns on a whistleblower that the boss might be on to him. | 1.2500 | 0.04944 | 108 | 85 | 19 | 4 |
1921 | ...but I'm also a client. | 1.2500 | 0.05067 | 104 | 82 | 18 | 4 |
1922 | Call any time for a rat's ass probe. | 1.2500 | 0.05283 | 108 | 87 | 15 | 6 |
1923 | Not the 23rd. There's a full moon that night, and I have to rest up for it. | 1.2500 | 0.05248 | 104 | 83 | 16 | 5 |
1924 | It's definitely the cat | 1.2500 | 0.04879 | 104 | 81 | 20 | 3 |
1925 | Let's role play for a moment here. | 1.2500 | 0.04944 | 108 | 85 | 19 | 4 |
1926 | Don’t worry, I’m 73% sure this is the right prescription. | 1.2500 | 0.04684 | 104 | 80 | 22 | 2 |
1927 | Check it. It's a real doctor's license. I just didn't have this mustache when I took the picture. | 1.2500 | 0.04684 | 104 | 80 | 22 | 2 |
1928 | Here's your prescrip.....wait! Is that a mouse on my desk? | 1.2500 | 0.04944 | 108 | 85 | 19 | 4 |
1929 | And I can’t stress this enough. This is a MoviePass card. It literally does nothing. | 1.2500 | 0.05423 | 104 | 84 | 14 | 6 |
1930 | Some guy with a flute drove my family out of Ireland so we settled in Baltimore. | 1.2500 | 0.05067 | 104 | 82 | 18 | 4 |
1931 | We can have a co-worker show you around. It's a maze in here. | 1.2500 | 0.05248 | 104 | 83 | 16 | 5 |
1932 | That’s fantastic DR. Fox to you, sir. | 1.2500 | 0.05067 | 104 | 82 | 18 | 4 |
1933 | My insurance does not cover rat poison without obtaining a prior authorization first. | 1.2500 | 0.04766 | 108 | 84 | 21 | 3 |
1934 | You may experience some severe nose-twitching and a strong desire for cheese, but your guilt will be completely eradicated. | 1.2500 | 0.05248 | 104 | 83 | 16 | 5 |
1935 | It’s only a mild sedative which will help with the hallucinations. In the meantime, do you happen to have any cheese? | 1.2500 | 0.04684 | 104 | 80 | 22 | 2 |
1936 | Here’s my card. There are only two plastic surgeons in this town. He is gorgeous. Call me when that sinks in. | 1.2500 | 0.04879 | 104 | 81 | 20 | 3 |
1937 | Take this referral and chew on it for a week.” | 1.2500 | 0.04766 | 108 | 84 | 21 | 3 |
1938 | One of these cards holds your diagnoses. Is it this one? | 1.2500 | 0.05067 | 104 | 82 | 18 | 4 |
1939 | The only side effect is a craving for raw deer meat. | 1.2500 | 0.05067 | 104 | 82 | 18 | 4 |
1940 | You’ve put on some weight Joe. Now if I were you, I’d spend less time at the dumpster and a little more time on the exercise wheel. | 1.2500 | 0.04879 | 104 | 81 | 20 | 3 |
1941 | I simply ferret things out, here is your bill. | 1.2500 | 0.05067 | 104 | 82 | 18 | 4 |
1942 | I'm returning your stones...maybe you can have a bracelet made for your wife! | 1.2500 | 0.05067 | 104 | 82 | 18 | 4 |
1943 | A prescription pad can’t give you plague. | 1.2500 | 0.04879 | 104 | 81 | 20 | 3 |
1944 | Warfarin - all my friends use it. | 1.2500 | 0.05248 | 104 | 83 | 16 | 5 |
1945 | You qualify for our Summer Special. When I remove your gallbladder at the regular price, you can have another organ removed free. | 1.2500 | 0.04766 | 108 | 84 | 21 | 3 |
1946 | Take this with mice or rabbit twice a day,and you'll be feeling clever again in no time. | 1.2500 | 0.05283 | 108 | 87 | 15 | 6 |
1947 | My med school debt keeps me in the rat race. | 1.2500 | 0.04879 | 104 | 81 | 20 | 3 |
1948 | Four out of five rats recommend this for their patients. | 1.2476 | 0.05024 | 105 | 83 | 18 | 4 |
1949 | Here's a script for warfarin. It does have side effects. | 1.2476 | 0.04838 | 105 | 82 | 20 | 3 |
1950 | Trust me, I know a disease when I see one. | 1.2476 | 0.04838 | 105 | 81 | 19 | 3 |
1951 | Take two of these AFTER a meal. I didn't, and well, I'm sure I don't have to tell you what happened next. | 1.2476 | 0.05203 | 105 | 84 | 16 | 5 |
1952 | Take two and burrow underground. | 1.2476 | 0.05544 | 105 | 86 | 12 | 7 |
1953 | Don't look shocked. Corporate WealthCare "infestation" was here way before Trump got into the act. | 1.2476 | 0.05203 | 105 | 84 | 16 | 5 |
1954 | Despite all you rage, I am doubling your Zoloft prescription. | 1.2476 | 0.04838 | 105 | 82 | 20 | 3 |
1955 | Take this every morning and I'm confident the hallucinations will stop. | 1.2476 | 0.04838 | 105 | 82 | 20 | 3 |
1956 | Take one three times a day, with meals. And cheese. Lots and lots of rat trap cheese. | 1.2476 | 0.04838 | 105 | 82 | 20 | 3 |
1957 | Here is your prescription. Which dumpster do you use? | 1.2476 | 0.04645 | 105 | 81 | 22 | 2 |
1958 | It hasn't been tested on humans yet, but what the heck? | 1.2476 | 0.05203 | 105 | 84 | 16 | 5 |
1959 | Yes, there are a few side effects, but they go away quickly.......most of the time. | 1.2476 | 0.05024 | 105 | 83 | 18 | 4 |
1960 | This is a prescription for the blue pill. Your last prescription for the red pill had some side effects. | 1.2476 | 0.05024 | 105 | 83 | 18 | 4 |
1961 | ''You should wash them down with cheese,I recommend it.'' | 1.2476 | 0.05203 | 105 | 84 | 16 | 5 |
1962 | Don't worry, it's been thoroughly tested on humans. | 1.2476 | 0.04838 | 105 | 82 | 20 | 3 |
1963 | Don't be afraid. I am really a sheep in wolf's clothing. | 1.2476 | 0.05024 | 105 | 83 | 18 | 4 |
1964 | Sheep's milk brie only. No generics. | 1.2476 | 0.05024 | 105 | 83 | 18 | 4 |
1965 | This place can fill your prescription, but more importantly they have best cheese selection in the city. | 1.2476 | 0.04645 | 105 | 81 | 22 | 2 |
1966 | Here's your prescription for sheeping pills. | 1.2476 | 0.04645 | 105 | 81 | 22 | 2 |
1967 | No wonder you're bug-eyed. | 1.2476 | 0.05376 | 105 | 85 | 14 | 6 |
1968 | Take two pills and call me Dr. Vermin. | 1.2476 | 0.04838 | 105 | 82 | 20 | 3 |
1969 | Take this to the big cheese." | 1.2476 | 0.04645 | 105 | 81 | 22 | 2 |
1970 | This new drug I'm prescribing will overcome your unreasonable fear of rats. | 1.2476 | 0.05024 | 105 | 83 | 18 | 4 |
1971 | I worked my way through med school, all while raising four teenage mutant ninja turtles. | 1.2476 | 0.05544 | 105 | 86 | 12 | 7 |
1972 | This is more of an old family remedy, but when my children aren't thriving, I eat them. | 1.2476 | 0.05376 | 105 | 85 | 14 | 6 |
1973 | The worst side effect is that you're likely to feel more predatory. | 1.2476 | 0.04838 | 105 | 82 | 20 | 3 |
1974 | You'll get a discount in Baltimore, or so I hear. | 1.2476 | 0.05203 | 105 | 82 | 16 | 5 |
1975 | I have to take this call; would you like some cheese? | 1.2476 | 0.05024 | 105 | 83 | 18 | 4 |
1976 | I thought a doctor’s clothing would be better than the sheep’s. It won’t affect your deductible though | 1.2476 | 0.05203 | 105 | 84 | 16 | 5 |
1977 | Trust me, I KNOW this drug is safe. | 1.2476 | 0.05024 | 105 | 83 | 18 | 4 |
1978 | I recommend a high cheese diet. | 1.2476 | 0.04645 | 105 | 81 | 22 | 2 |
1979 | And who's guarding the hen house? | 1.2476 | 0.04838 | 105 | 82 | 20 | 3 |
1980 | Relax! You don't have the plague. I do! | 1.2476 | 0.05203 | 105 | 84 | 16 | 5 |
1981 | Now next time call me if you keep seeing cheese. | 1.2476 | 0.05376 | 105 | 85 | 14 | 6 |
1982 | C'mon give it a try. Look what it did for me! | 1.2476 | 0.05203 | 105 | 84 | 16 | 5 |
1983 | On the other hand, if you like the hallucinations, you don't have to take them. | 1.2476 | 0.05376 | 105 | 85 | 14 | 6 |
1984 | Studies with lab rodents have shown this medication to be highly effective. | 1.2476 | 0.04838 | 105 | 82 | 20 | 3 |
1985 | Take one every morning. I've been on it for years. It has some minor side effects, but my appetite picked right up. | 1.2476 | 0.05376 | 105 | 85 | 14 | 6 |
1986 | Congratulations! You've outfoxed the fox. | 1.2476 | 0.05024 | 105 | 83 | 18 | 4 |
1987 | We accept Blue Cross, Blue Shield, or cheese. | 1.2476 | 0.05544 | 105 | 86 | 12 | 7 |
1988 | I may need to refer you to a specialist outside of Baltimore. | 1.2476 | 0.05376 | 105 | 85 | 14 | 6 |
1989 | It's a contemporary take on a plague mask. | 1.2476 | 0.05024 | 105 | 83 | 18 | 4 |
1990 | The research shows it works on mice and humans. | 1.2476 | 0.04838 | 105 | 82 | 20 | 3 |
1991 | This will calm your nerves. It's not unusual to see rats in New York. | 1.2476 | 0.04838 | 105 | 82 | 20 | 3 |
1992 | I need to warn you that this has only been tested on doctors. | 1.2476 | 0.04838 | 105 | 82 | 20 | 3 |
1993 | I've mastered going to the pharmacy. Out of my office take a left, left, right, right, right, left, left, and a right. | 1.2476 | 0.05024 | 105 | 83 | 18 | 4 |
1994 | I'm upgrading your prescription to brie. | 1.2476 | 0.05203 | 105 | 84 | 16 | 5 |
1995 | Yes, there is lactose-free gouda. | 1.2476 | 0.05203 | 105 | 84 | 16 | 5 |
1996 | Here’s your ticket to the rat race, pal. | 1.2476 | 0.05203 | 105 | 84 | 16 | 5 |
1997 | Please don’t confuse your Google search with my maze running degree. | 1.2476 | 0.05544 | 105 | 86 | 12 | 7 |
1998 | "Once more. If you want to see a doctor that's a dog, see me. But if your dog needs a doctor, see a vet! Got it?" | 1.2476 | 0.05024 | 105 | 83 | 18 | 4 |
1999 | This will prevent the hallucinations from recurring. | 1.2476 | 0.05203 | 105 | 84 | 16 | 5 |
2000 | Here's Dr. Rat Cliff's prescription to help deal with your hallucinations. | 1.2476 | 0.05203 | 105 | 84 | 16 | 5 |
2001 | Thank you for participating in the “ human lab testing” for our new drug. I would now recommend getting a vasectomy” | 1.2476 | 0.05024 | 105 | 83 | 18 | 4 |
2002 | Here take these pills and come back when you're vision is cleared up.. | 1.2476 | 0.04838 | 105 | 82 | 20 | 3 |
2003 | It's 92% identical to the one you used to take. | 1.2475 | 0.05152 | 101 | 80 | 17 | 4 |
2004 | Balance this on my nose; I'll bet I can catch it! | 1.2475 | 0.05152 | 101 | 80 | 17 | 4 |
2005 | It all began when I developed an opposable thumb. | 1.2475 | 0.05523 | 101 | 82 | 13 | 6 |
2006 | Trust me. This is the good stuff. | 1.2475 | 0.04752 | 101 | 78 | 21 | 2 |
2007 | You're lactose intolerant. Bummer of a diagnosis. | 1.2475 | 0.05152 | 101 | 80 | 17 | 4 |
2008 | This is the attorney for the opiate class action you want. | 1.2475 | 0.04539 | 101 | 77 | 23 | 1 |
2009 | It's a necessary and perfectly legitimate 30 day refill for your opioid Mr. Jones. The disguise is because I don't want you to be able to pick me out of a line-up ... that's how crazy the DEA has gotten. | 1.2475 | 0.04956 | 101 | 79 | 19 | 3 |
2010 | This generic may have hallucination side effects, but it's the only one your insurance covers. | 1.2475 | 0.05152 | 101 | 80 | 17 | 4 |
2011 | Didn't you try to poison me once? | 1.2475 | 0.05341 | 101 | 81 | 15 | 5 |
2012 | Here's twenty bucks, if you can get this stupid mask off my head. | 1.2475 | 0.05341 | 101 | 81 | 15 | 5 |
2013 | It's an experimental medicine, but we'll throw you in a blender next week and see if it has potential. | 1.2475 | 0.05152 | 101 | 80 | 17 | 4 |
2014 | Put the prescription pad back before I bring out the broom | 1.2475 | 0.05341 | 101 | 81 | 15 | 5 |
2015 | Yes, I went to a foreign medical school, but take it any way. | 1.2451 | 0.05107 | 102 | 81 | 17 | 4 |
2016 | Scientific tests is where I started, now look at me! | 1.2451 | 0.05107 | 102 | 81 | 17 | 4 |
2017 | Don't be concerned, you are not the first guinea pig | 1.2451 | 0.04712 | 102 | 79 | 21 | 2 |
2018 | It's not a mole sir | 1.2451 | 0.04914 | 102 | 80 | 19 | 3 |
2019 | Don’t worry, it’s not contagious. | 1.2451 | 0.05474 | 102 | 83 | 13 | 6 |
2020 | Thank you for coming to Baltimore Memorial Hospital | 1.2451 | 0.05294 | 102 | 82 | 15 | 5 |
2021 | Take the vaccines. My people didn't spend years on laboratories for you to simply deny it. | 1.2451 | 0.04914 | 102 | 80 | 19 | 3 |
2022 | No, all drugs are not, 'basically the same stuff' | 1.2451 | 0.04712 | 102 | 79 | 21 | 2 |
2023 | I suggest you leave Baltimore as soon as you can. | 1.2451 | 0.05649 | 102 | 84 | 11 | 7 |
2024 | You have to stop thinking I'm your son. It's not healthy. | 1.2451 | 0.04914 | 102 | 80 | 19 | 3 |
2025 | I personally got your lab results. | 1.2451 | 0.05294 | 102 | 82 | 15 | 5 |
2026 | it's not how you see me it's how you see you | 1.2451 | 0.05107 | 102 | 81 | 17 | 4 |
2027 | Yes, it is true that 99% of us didn't survive the tobacco testing. But people are reluctant to discuss the 1% of us who thrived on it. | 1.2451 | 0.05474 | 102 | 83 | 13 | 6 |
2028 | If you like your rat, you can keep your rat. | 1.2451 | 0.05107 | 102 | 81 | 17 | 4 |
2029 | It's proven to work on laboratory rats. | 1.2451 | 0.04712 | 102 | 79 | 21 | 2 |
2030 | That's very derogatory. I'll have you know I've never once violated HIPAA. | 1.2451 | 0.05474 | 102 | 83 | 13 | 6 |
2031 | One of the side effects is a craving for cheese. | 1.2451 | 0.05107 | 102 | 81 | 17 | 4 |
2032 | I've been taking the generic version D-Con for most of my life, in low dose it's verry safe. | 1.2451 | 0.04501 | 102 | 78 | 23 | 1 |
2033 | All right, you hound, just this once I'll prescribe these on the sly. | 1.2451 | 0.04914 | 102 | 80 | 19 | 3 |
2034 | And not forgetting that I’m a rat, here’s an additional prescription for rabies medicine... | 1.2451 | 0.04712 | 102 | 79 | 21 | 2 |
2035 | And, no, I did not eat the guy who was sitting here. | 1.2451 | 0.04914 | 102 | 80 | 19 | 3 |
2036 | No other doctor would give you this prescription for what you have, but I believe in experimentation. | 1.2451 | 0.04914 | 102 | 80 | 19 | 3 |
2037 | I’m writing you a prescription for amphetamines but only take them as needed. | 1.2451 | 0.04501 | 102 | 78 | 23 | 1 |
2038 | No, there's no side effects | 1.2451 | 0.05107 | 102 | 81 | 17 | 4 |
2039 | Trust me, bury these pills in your yard and your moles will go away. | 1.2451 | 0.05474 | 102 | 83 | 13 | 6 |
2040 | The APR? It's only 502% | 1.2451 | 0.05294 | 102 | 82 | 15 | 5 |
2041 | Not more rat poison? | 1.2451 | 0.04914 | 102 | 80 | 19 | 3 |
2042 | Trust me. I've tried them all. | 1.2451 | 0.04914 | 102 | 80 | 19 | 3 |
2043 | The studies on the possible side effects have been inconclusive. | 1.2451 | 0.05107 | 102 | 81 | 17 | 4 |
2044 | Take this prescription down to the deli and bring me back some Swiss cheese. | 1.2451 | 0.04914 | 102 | 80 | 19 | 3 |
2045 | One piece of cheese, three times a day, for the rest of your life. | 1.2451 | 0.05294 | 102 | 82 | 15 | 5 |
2046 | I don't come to your office and stare at you, sir, Thank you very much. | 1.2451 | 0.05107 | 102 | 81 | 17 | 4 |
2047 | This will enable you to find some humor in a cartoon with a prescription-providing doctor who is an animal. | 1.2451 | 0.04914 | 102 | 80 | 19 | 3 |
2048 | I'm enrolling you in a drug trial. | 1.2451 | 0.04914 | 102 | 80 | 19 | 3 |
2049 | In animal testing, it only killed 25% of those that tried it. | 1.2451 | 0.04914 | 102 | 80 | 19 | 3 |
2050 | Why would you ask if this medication has any transformative side effects? | 1.2451 | 0.04914 | 102 | 80 | 19 | 3 |
2051 | Don't be so dogmatic. I can fix bug eyes too. | 1.2451 | 0.05107 | 102 | 81 | 17 | 4 |
2052 | I write prescriptions in perfectly legible script to compensate for the negative stereotypes associated with rats in medicine. Asking me about the bubonic plague is insensitive, so take your Viagra and get out of here! | 1.2451 | 0.05107 | 102 | 81 | 17 | 4 |
2053 | Trust me. I have spent my whole life in the lab. | 1.2451 | 0.04914 | 102 | 80 | 19 | 3 |
2054 | Just so you know, this medicine may have some transformative side effects. I know this from experience. | 1.2451 | 0.04914 | 102 | 80 | 19 | 3 |
2055 | This stuff killed my folks in Baltimore, but it should fix you right up. | 1.2451 | 0.05294 | 102 | 82 | 15 | 5 |
2056 | Just because I have sheepskins on my wall doesn't make me a wolf. | 1.2451 | 0.04712 | 102 | 79 | 21 | 2 |
2057 | This is guaranteed to cure hallucinations. | 1.2451 | 0.05107 | 102 | 81 | 17 | 4 |
2058 | Have no fear. Everything I prescribe, I test on myself first. | 1.2451 | 0.04914 | 102 | 80 | 19 | 3 |
2059 | Here's your script for Warfarin | 1.2451 | 0.05294 | 102 | 82 | 15 | 5 |
2060 | I'm sending you to a specialist; Dr. Havarti can cure you. | 1.2451 | 0.04712 | 102 | 79 | 21 | 2 |
2061 | It’s still in the experimental phase, but results are promising. | 1.2451 | 0.05474 | 102 | 83 | 13 | 6 |
2062 | Side effects may include drowsiness, dry mouth, hallucinations and musophobia. | 1.2451 | 0.04914 | 102 | 80 | 19 | 3 |
2063 | Welcome aboard! This card is good for cheese in any of our excellent mazes. | 1.2451 | 0.05107 | 102 | 81 | 17 | 4 |
2064 | Best Price at Pets Are Us | 1.2451 | 0.04501 | 102 | 78 | 23 | 1 |
2065 | Wolfbane has worked for many of my patients | 1.2451 | 0.04914 | 102 | 80 | 19 | 3 |
2066 | This should cure your Black Plague. Trust me... | 1.2451 | 0.05107 | 102 | 81 | 17 | 4 |
2067 | Thank you for supporting the arts. | 1.2451 | 0.05107 | 102 | 81 | 17 | 4 |
2068 | It's been well tested by my family | 1.2451 | 0.04712 | 102 | 79 | 21 | 2 |
2069 | You don't have to be a rat to charge these prices, but it helps. | 1.2451 | 0.04712 | 102 | 79 | 21 | 2 |
2070 | My cousin Larry was involved in the preclinical trials, so I can personally assure you that it is safe for rats | 1.2451 | 0.05107 | 102 | 81 | 17 | 4 |
2071 | You think you've got problems? Even I don't know whether I'm an aardvark or an anteater. | 1.2451 | 0.05107 | 102 | 81 | 17 | 4 |
2072 | In my experience, these experimental drugs are completely safe. | 1.2451 | 0.05294 | 102 | 82 | 15 | 5 |
2073 | Please tell Little Red Riding Hood to call me, I'm trying not to be such a fox. | 1.2451 | 0.05107 | 102 | 81 | 17 | 4 |
2074 | Many members of my family have used this drug. | 1.2451 | 0.04712 | 102 | 79 | 21 | 2 |
2075 | YOU be responsible for a nationwide opiod epidemic and see what you look like! | 1.2451 | 0.05107 | 102 | 81 | 17 | 4 |
2076 | So, why are all the veterinarians human? | 1.2451 | 0.04712 | 102 | 79 | 21 | 2 |
2077 | Two pounds of Gruyère and call me in the morning. | 1.2451 | 0.05294 | 102 | 82 | 15 | 5 |
2078 | There's new research on irrelevance coming out all the time. | 1.2451 | 0.04914 | 102 | 80 | 19 | 3 |
2079 | Don't worry—I've been rat-ified by the FDA. | 1.2451 | 0.05107 | 102 | 81 | 17 | 4 |
2080 | It seems your credit card isn’t worth the proverbial rat’s you-know what. | 1.2451 | 0.05474 | 102 | 83 | 13 | 6 |
2081 | Take two and scratch the wall in the morning. | 1.2451 | 0.04280 | 102 | 77 | 25 | 0 |
2082 | Didn't you realize that voting for universal health care meant any mammal could become a doctor? | 1.2451 | 0.05294 | 102 | 82 | 15 | 5 |
2083 | It's for bubonic plague. | 1.2451 | 0.05107 | 102 | 81 | 17 | 4 |
2084 | I feel your pain - I’m also lactose intolerant. | 1.2451 | 0.04712 | 102 | 79 | 21 | 2 |
2085 | Here is a link to our survey, don't worry its anonymouse. | 1.2451 | 0.05107 | 102 | 81 | 17 | 4 |
2086 | ...At least I'm not a chiropractor... | 1.2447 | 0.05387 | 94 | 75 | 15 | 4 |
2087 | Side effects? Good question. Wish I'd thought of that. | 1.2447 | 0.05171 | 94 | 74 | 17 | 3 |
2088 | If you decide that you want to grow an extra ear on your back, then just take these. | 1.2447 | 0.05596 | 94 | 76 | 13 | 5 |
2089 | Try this. There's always a chance it won't kill you. | 1.2447 | 0.05171 | 94 | 74 | 17 | 3 |
2090 | This side effects for this new prescription don't include hallucinations. But it will burn when you pee. | 1.2447 | 0.05596 | 94 | 76 | 13 | 5 |
2091 | Next we’ll be sending you to space. | 1.2447 | 0.04944 | 94 | 73 | 19 | 2 |
2092 | “I’ll accept full payment rat now, thank you very much.” | 1.2432 | 0.04992 | 111 | 89 | 17 | 5 |
2093 | Strange! You're my third patient this week to contract the bubonic plague. And you say you felt fine when you came in? It's a real head-scratcher! | 1.2427 | 0.04871 | 103 | 81 | 19 | 3 |
2094 | Relax. I worked my way up from the Maze department. | 1.2427 | 0.04672 | 103 | 80 | 21 | 2 |
2095 | Here, I want you to fill this prescription for Velveeta Cheese. | 1.2427 | 0.04871 | 103 | 81 | 19 | 3 |
2096 | Here's where I got the shrew mask. So tell me your symptoms. | 1.2427 | 0.05063 | 103 | 82 | 17 | 4 |
2097 | Your clinical trial is through the maze to your left. | 1.2427 | 0.05063 | 103 | 82 | 17 | 4 |
2098 | Your medication does have side effects but I'm still a giant rat. | 1.2427 | 0.05248 | 103 | 83 | 15 | 5 |
2099 | Here's your identity card for your participation in the electric shock experiment. | 1.2427 | 0.04672 | 103 | 80 | 21 | 2 |
2100 | I don’t have to literally hand this to you under the table, but it wouldn’t hurt. | 1.2410 | 0.06083 | 83 | 68 | 10 | 5 |
2101 | The results are promising in the human trail. | 1.2404 | 0.05379 | 104 | 85 | 13 | 6 |
2102 | It's poison only to me; to you, it's blood thinner. | 1.2400 | 0.04948 | 100 | 79 | 18 | 3 |
2103 | Please do not call me a rat. I'm a quack. | 1.2400 | 0.05341 | 100 | 81 | 14 | 5 |
2104 | Trust me, this stuff is quality. | 1.2400 | 0.04948 | 100 | 79 | 18 | 3 |
2105 | I learned about this cure in the lab. | 1.2400 | 0.05341 | 100 | 81 | 14 | 5 |
2106 | Prepaying before I start your exam is relaxing for me. | 1.2400 | 0.05527 | 100 | 82 | 12 | 6 |
2107 | Really, Warfarin is OK for you. | 1.2400 | 0.05341 | 100 | 81 | 14 | 5 |
2108 | Worry not, it's only an antihistamine. It's not like it's rat poison or anything. | 1.2400 | 0.05527 | 100 | 82 | 12 | 6 |
2109 | Here's your ticket out of Baltimore. | 1.2400 | 0.05148 | 100 | 80 | 16 | 4 |
2110 | So, you go to this forest and ask for granny's house. | 1.2400 | 0.04948 | 100 | 79 | 18 | 3 |
2111 | I can assure you, those certificates are from the most prestigious laboratories. | 1.2400 | 0.05148 | 100 | 80 | 16 | 4 |
2112 | Here's a prescription for anthropomorphism pills. | 1.2400 | 0.05148 | 100 | 80 | 16 | 4 |
2113 | Trust me. My brother survived trials of this drug. | 1.2400 | 0.05148 | 100 | 80 | 16 | 4 |
2114 | Take two of these with cheese every morning. | 1.2400 | 0.05148 | 100 | 80 | 16 | 4 |
2115 | This will help a little, bit it’s still a rat race. | 1.2400 | 0.04522 | 100 | 77 | 22 | 1 |
2116 | Take this medication three times a day, and you'll be able to get away with anything. | 1.2400 | 0.05148 | 100 | 80 | 16 | 4 |
2117 | Take this note to your boss. It requests that you be transferred out of Baltimore to a less infested location. | 1.2400 | 0.05148 | 100 | 80 | 16 | 4 |
2118 | While living in the lab, I studied medicine so I'd be prepared for life on the outside. | 1.2400 | 0.05148 | 100 | 80 | 16 | 4 |
2119 | The race chose me. | 1.2400 | 0.05341 | 100 | 81 | 14 | 5 |
2120 | Take it with plenty of peanut butter. | 1.2400 | 0.04740 | 100 | 78 | 20 | 2 |
2121 | I went to med school in Baltimore, what’s your excuse? | 1.2400 | 0.05707 | 100 | 83 | 10 | 7 |
2122 | This will help with stress, but you need to get out of the human race. | 1.2400 | 0.04740 | 100 | 78 | 20 | 2 |
2123 | It's easy, run through a maze, ring a few bells, and earn some extra money. | 1.2400 | 0.04522 | 100 | 77 | 22 | 1 |
2124 | This cheese is available only by prescription. | 1.2400 | 0.05148 | 100 | 80 | 16 | 4 |
2125 | I'm referring you to our husbandry specialist. | 1.2400 | 0.05148 | 100 | 80 | 16 | 4 |
2126 | Take one after breakfast, one after your late-night dumpster dive. | 1.2400 | 0.05341 | 100 | 81 | 14 | 5 |
2127 | Come on, have a cigarette. | 1.2400 | 0.04948 | 100 | 79 | 18 | 3 |
2128 | Maybe you’ll have better luck than I did | 1.2400 | 0.05148 | 100 | 80 | 16 | 4 |
2129 | Try him. He did wonders for me when I struggled with my sexual identity. | 1.2400 | 0.05527 | 100 | 82 | 12 | 6 |
2130 | Here’s a prescription for your psychosis. | 1.2400 | 0.04740 | 100 | 78 | 20 | 2 |
2131 | No, No, "To Serve Mankind" is not my motto or creed -- it's a cookbook. | 1.2400 | 0.05148 | 100 | 80 | 16 | 4 |
2132 | Don't worry, all these drugs were tested on me first. | 1.2400 | 0.05527 | 100 | 82 | 12 | 6 |
2133 | Get this prescription filled. They come in tablet form. Of course, you’ll have to run through a maze first. | 1.2400 | 0.04948 | 100 | 79 | 18 | 3 |
2134 | Get your eyes back in their sockets, buddy ... this is a $1 bill not a $1,000 bill | 1.2400 | 0.04740 | 100 | 78 | 20 | 2 |
2135 | I apologize for the mask. The witness protection program budget has been slashed. This is all I got. | 1.2400 | 0.05341 | 100 | 81 | 14 | 5 |
2136 | I've been taking this for years with no side effects whatsoever. | 1.2400 | 0.04740 | 100 | 78 | 20 | 2 |
2137 | Kill two sheep, and call me in the morning. | 1.2400 | 0.05707 | 100 | 83 | 10 | 7 |
2138 | It's the same prescription I take,what's the problem? | 1.2400 | 0.05527 | 100 | 82 | 12 | 6 |
2139 | Take this, and stop the warfarin immediately- that stuff’s poison | 1.2400 | 0.05148 | 100 | 80 | 16 | 4 |
2140 | Don’t worry, it tested well on rats. | 1.2400 | 0.04948 | 100 | 79 | 18 | 3 |
2141 | Take 1 every hour and avoid dairy. Especially cheese. | 1.2400 | 0.04740 | 100 | 78 | 20 | 2 |
2142 | If you're unable to get this filled here in Baltimore, try the Maralago Pharmacy in D.C. | 1.2400 | 0.04948 | 100 | 79 | 18 | 3 |
2143 | Don't worry, this won't be the side effect she notices... | 1.2400 | 0.04740 | 100 | 78 | 20 | 2 |
2144 | Take two of these three times a day with cheese, and I'm referring you to an ophthalmologist. | 1.2400 | 0.05148 | 100 | 80 | 16 | 4 |
2145 | Yeah, I started out as a vector for plague and tick-borne disease. Turns out, there wasn't any money in it. | 1.2400 | 0.05707 | 100 | 83 | 10 | 7 |
2146 | Thanks you for asking, yes I like it here in Baltimore | 1.2400 | 0.05527 | 100 | 82 | 12 | 6 |
2147 | Side effects include destructive gnawing, burrowing and random stooling, nothing unusual. | 1.2400 | 0.04948 | 100 | 79 | 18 | 3 |
2148 | It’s the first new drug since the FDA adopted their accelerated testing protocol. Why do you ask? | 1.2400 | 0.04522 | 100 | 77 | 22 | 1 |
2149 | This one is for your delusions of rature. | 1.2400 | 0.05341 | 100 | 81 | 14 | 5 |
2150 | Actually, I left my law practice years ago. | 1.2400 | 0.05341 | 100 | 81 | 14 | 5 |
2151 | Take one of these a day and see your own veterinarian when you get back home. | 1.2400 | 0.04740 | 100 | 78 | 20 | 2 |
2152 | Oh, please. Its not the friggin plague. | 1.2400 | 0.05341 | 100 | 81 | 14 | 5 |
2153 | Pay this to the cashier, and come back and I will tell you what is wrong with you. | 1.2400 | 0.04948 | 100 | 79 | 18 | 3 |
2154 | Have some brie and stay out of sewers. | 1.2400 | 0.04948 | 100 | 79 | 18 | 3 |
2155 | Give this to Baltimore and say it's from Dr Trump. | 1.2376 | 0.05293 | 101 | 82 | 14 | 5 |
2156 | I'm sorry sir, but "I smell a rat" is not a medical symptom that we diagnose here. | 1.2376 | 0.05293 | 101 | 82 | 14 | 5 |
2157 | No worries, it's a blood thinner, like rat poison, if you have difficulty breathing, give me a call. | 1.2376 | 0.05103 | 101 | 81 | 16 | 4 |
2158 | I’m hiding. I don’t want anyone to know I voted for that animal! | 1.2376 | 0.05103 | 101 | 81 | 16 | 4 |
2159 | I’ll see you back here for a follow up next Halloween. | 1.2376 | 0.05293 | 101 | 82 | 14 | 5 |
2160 | I may be a weasel but I’m no rat. | 1.2376 | 0.05103 | 101 | 81 | 16 | 4 |
2161 | My brother tested it. It's safe. | 1.2376 | 0.05103 | 101 | 81 | 16 | 4 |
2162 | Take two of these before bed and you will never be troubled by those headaches again. | 1.2376 | 0.05103 | 101 | 81 | 16 | 4 |
2163 | Look, I've tested it myself. | 1.2376 | 0.04905 | 101 | 80 | 18 | 3 |
2164 | Don't worry, these are the same hands that just performed your physical. | 1.2376 | 0.05293 | 101 | 82 | 14 | 5 |
2165 | Here, Larry. Let me know if your rat-induced fear continues.'Till next week. | 1.2376 | 0.04699 | 101 | 79 | 20 | 2 |
2166 | Two pills once a month, when the moon is full | 1.2376 | 0.04699 | 101 | 79 | 20 | 2 |
2167 | Here. My card says I'm qualified to be in charge of the trial study. | 1.2376 | 0.05103 | 101 | 81 | 16 | 4 |
2168 | Take two at bedtime, and I will eat you in the morning. | 1.2376 | 0.04905 | 101 | 80 | 18 | 3 |
2169 | These are death on parasites Don Richardson, Napa, CA | 1.2376 | 0.04905 | 101 | 80 | 18 | 3 |
2170 | Yes I only prescribe cheeses, why? | 1.2376 | 0.05103 | 101 | 81 | 16 | 4 |
2171 | The benefits outweigh the poison. I'm still alive. | 1.2376 | 0.04699 | 101 | 79 | 20 | 2 |
2172 | I'm a MD and, prior to medical school, I was a Rhode-ents Scholar. | 1.2376 | 0.05103 | 101 | 81 | 16 | 4 |
2173 | This is for your hallucinations. However if you start seeing people call me immediately. | 1.2376 | 0.05103 | 101 | 81 | 16 | 4 |
2174 | i want to be president teach me to tweet | 1.2376 | 0.04905 | 101 | 80 | 18 | 3 |
2175 | I started as a test subject and worked my way here. You can, too. | 1.2376 | 0.04905 | 101 | 78 | 18 | 3 |
2176 | Quit smoking or you’ll never be able to blow the house down. | 1.2376 | 0.04699 | 101 | 79 | 20 | 2 |
2177 | This new medicine is safe. I was part of the clinical trials. There were no side effects in the mouse studies. | 1.2376 | 0.04905 | 101 | 80 | 18 | 3 |
2178 | It's for LSD, so you won't imagine you're seeing rats anymore. | 1.2376 | 0.04905 | 101 | 80 | 18 | 3 |
2179 | When Cagney said “Your dirty rat”, he was not referring to me. OK? | 1.2376 | 0.04699 | 101 | 79 | 20 | 2 |
2180 | Sorry, our minority hire was filled last week. | 1.2376 | 0.04699 | 101 | 79 | 20 | 2 |
2181 | The card says Jackal but the next printing will say Dr. Jekyll. | 1.2376 | 0.05293 | 101 | 82 | 14 | 5 |
2182 | If you need me call me, no matter where you are, no matter how far underground. | 1.2376 | 0.05103 | 101 | 81 | 16 | 4 |
2183 | This stuff is great. But it hasn't been tested on humans. | 1.2376 | 0.04483 | 101 | 78 | 22 | 1 |
2184 | Oh yeah, Johns Hopkins is infested with us." | 1.2376 | 0.04905 | 101 | 80 | 18 | 3 |
2185 | Don't worry. This drug is safe. My cousin tested it out. | 1.2376 | 0.05103 | 101 | 81 | 16 | 4 |
2186 | Trust me, this stuff makes you feel a lot better than the ones who got the placebo. | 1.2376 | 0.05293 | 101 | 82 | 14 | 5 |
2187 | I personally participated in the tests on this. | 1.2376 | 0.04905 | 101 | 78 | 18 | 3 |
2188 | No serious side effects. I used it myself for years... | 1.2376 | 0.04905 | 101 | 80 | 18 | 3 |
2189 | I know it looks like rat poison, but it's really just a blood thinner. | 1.2376 | 0.05293 | 101 | 82 | 14 | 5 |
2190 | We’ve had good results and are excited about starting animal trials soon. | 1.2376 | 0.04905 | 101 | 80 | 18 | 3 |
2191 | Truth no longer holds water. Like politics, law, religion, medicine , too, is a matter of where you fall on the insurance wheel. Here's your diagnosis. | 1.2376 | 0.05477 | 101 | 83 | 12 | 6 |
2192 | Side effects include nausea, fatigue, dry mouth, visual hallucinations and squeak, squeak, squeak squeak squeak. | 1.2376 | 0.05103 | 101 | 81 | 16 | 4 |
2193 | Take two pills in the morning with one bowl of water. | 1.2376 | 0.05293 | 101 | 82 | 14 | 5 |
2194 | This will help with the hallucinations, but it might give you the plague. | 1.2376 | 0.05103 | 101 | 81 | 16 | 4 |
2195 | This prescription is completely safe. I tested it on myself and as you can see it works wonders. | 1.2376 | 0.04699 | 101 | 79 | 20 | 2 |
2196 | Are you seriously bribing me with Cheese of the Month? | 1.2376 | 0.05103 | 101 | 81 | 16 | 4 |
2197 | This will help you believe again in humanity's natural supremacy. | 1.2376 | 0.04905 | 101 | 80 | 18 | 3 |
2198 | I know it can be hard in social situations, but try to avoid eating cheese while on this medication. | 1.2376 | 0.04699 | 101 | 79 | 20 | 2 |
2199 | Take one of these a day for 2 weeks and stay out of the subway. | 1.2376 | 0.05103 | 101 | 81 | 16 | 4 |
2200 | Side effects? Unlikely. I've been taking it for years. | 1.2376 | 0.04699 | 101 | 79 | 20 | 2 |
2201 | Some of my friends tested this. It caused some blurred vision but it did wonders for their fear of the NYC subway system. | 1.2376 | 0.04905 | 101 | 80 | 18 | 3 |
2202 | Your stress test in the maze was a disaster! | 1.2376 | 0.04699 | 101 | 79 | 20 | 2 |
2203 | To get rid of your cat allergy, I prescribe a euthanization for your cat. | 1.2376 | 0.04905 | 101 | 80 | 18 | 3 |
2204 | Trust me, I survived this stuff in a test lab. | 1.2376 | 0.04017 | 101 | 78 | 23 | 0 |
2205 | What's wrong? You're acting squirrelly. | 1.2371 | 0.05029 | 97 | 77 | 17 | 3 |
2206 | What a racist thing to say. | 1.2371 | 0.05029 | 97 | 77 | 17 | 3 |
2207 | This should be taken with food, preferably two pizza crusts or some chicken bones. | 1.2371 | 0.05029 | 97 | 77 | 17 | 3 |
2208 | I’m a rat in doc’s clothing. Take two and you won’t call me in the morning. | 1.2347 | 0.05190 | 98 | 79 | 15 | 4 |
2209 | Here's a prescription for your sore throat, but a shock collar would be more effective. | 1.2347 | 0.05389 | 98 | 80 | 13 | 5 |
2210 | Side effects include hating, stealing, and twittering." | 1.2347 | 0.05190 | 98 | 79 | 15 | 4 |
2211 | Sure you could go to the pharmacy on 8th, but it’s a bit of a maze. | 1.2347 | 0.04767 | 98 | 77 | 19 | 2 |
2212 | If your delusions don't disappear in a week, we'll try something else - at no extra cheese. | 1.2347 | 0.04983 | 98 | 78 | 17 | 3 |
2213 | I want you to get some rest, drink lots of water, and don’t get into any mischief. | 1.2347 | 0.04541 | 98 | 81 | 14 | 3 |
2214 | Quite frankly sir, I don’t give a rat’s “a**” about what you think about my diagnosis. However, if anyone should know the plague it would be me. | 1.2347 | 0.04767 | 98 | 77 | 19 | 2 |
2215 | I can only give you the tools, you have to do the work” | 1.2347 | 0.04767 | 98 | 77 | 19 | 2 |
2216 | Here's the referral to Johns Hopkins for your Bug-Eye Syndrome. Baltimore is lovely this time of year. | 1.2347 | 0.04983 | 98 | 78 | 17 | 3 |
2217 | Take it with grubs. | 1.2347 | 0.04767 | 98 | 77 | 19 | 2 |
2218 | No, Sir, I am not from Baltimore. Now take your prescription and leave! | 1.2347 | 0.05580 | 98 | 81 | 11 | 6 |
2219 | Let me know if this helps the next time you’re in Baltimore | 1.2347 | 0.04983 | 98 | 78 | 17 | 3 |
2220 | Well the good news is this confirms that rats are able to smell cancerous cells | 1.2347 | 0.04983 | 98 | 78 | 17 | 3 |
2221 | Here, I validated your parking for you.” “Thanks. Why are you a rat?” “I’m a psychiatrist, Mark. You have schizophrenia. I’ll see you next week.” | 1.2347 | 0.04767 | 98 | 77 | 19 | 2 |
2222 | Trust me, I've used this medication myself while working as a lab rat to put myself through Medical School." | 1.2347 | 0.05190 | 98 | 79 | 15 | 4 |
2223 | this is my uncle, Mr. Sniffles, an immigrant who ran mazes for crumbs. now i’m a fucken doctor and society grants me absurd deference because i know shit that may as well be witchcraft to you. so, what do you say we stick these fingers in your butt? | 1.2347 | 0.05580 | 98 | 81 | 11 | 6 |
2224 | Not only will you be able to eat dairy again, but you’ll be amazed at how much better cheese tastes! | 1.2347 | 0.05190 | 98 | 79 | 15 | 4 |
2225 | Why does everyone assume I’m going to rat them out? | 1.2347 | 0.04983 | 98 | 78 | 17 | 3 |
2226 | You get to choose; the blue one or the red one. | 1.2347 | 0.04541 | 98 | 75 | 21 | 1 |
2227 | I've been taking it since I was a young lab rat. It got me through med school. | 1.2347 | 0.04541 | 98 | 76 | 21 | 1 |
2228 | I want to show you a card trick. This has nothing to do with your assessment. | 1.2347 | 0.05190 | 98 | 79 | 15 | 4 |
2229 | This medication should stop you from fantasizing about dogs! | 1.2347 | 0.04767 | 98 | 77 | 19 | 2 |
2230 | Sprinkle this FAO approved Warfarin on your cereal. The food guide says it has only a few side effects including the "get even" syndrome. | 1.2347 | 0.05389 | 98 | 80 | 13 | 5 |
2231 | We're skipping the middlemen to cut costs. | 1.2347 | 0.05190 | 98 | 79 | 15 | 4 |
2232 | Take 2 of these daily. And avoid taking them with cheese. | 1.2347 | 0.05766 | 98 | 82 | 9 | 7 |
2233 | You're my fifth patient with the plague this week! | 1.2347 | 0.04983 | 98 | 78 | 17 | 3 |
2234 | Side affects may include increased cravings of cheese and insulation. | 1.2347 | 0.04767 | 98 | 77 | 19 | 2 |
2235 | OK, here's $100 so you don't rat me out. | 1.2347 | 0.05580 | 98 | 81 | 11 | 6 |
2236 | It's often said we have paw handwriting. | 1.2347 | 0.05389 | 98 | 80 | 13 | 5 |
2237 | Take two aspirin and bring me a piece of cheese in the morning. | 1.2347 | 0.04303 | 98 | 75 | 23 | 0 |
2238 | In clinical trials, they worked for me every time. | 1.2347 | 0.04767 | 98 | 77 | 19 | 2 |
2239 | This is your warfarin prescription. I wouldn't touch it myself. | 1.2347 | 0.04983 | 98 | 78 | 17 | 3 |
2240 | Sorry. I'm a weasel. You'll need to see the guys in the maze to get this ratified. | 1.2347 | 0.05190 | 98 | 79 | 15 | 4 |
2241 | It's been working fine for me other than constant cravings for cheese. | 1.2347 | 0.04983 | 98 | 78 | 17 | 3 |
2242 | Well George, if you want a professional for your next lab experiment, here's my card. | 1.2347 | 0.05190 | 98 | 79 | 15 | 4 |
2243 | I can personally verify that the prescription has been thoroughly vetted. | 1.2347 | 0.04767 | 98 | 77 | 19 | 2 |
2244 | It'll go down easier if you stick in a piece of cheese. | 1.2347 | 0.04767 | 98 | 77 | 19 | 2 |
2245 | Hallucinations are normal. Here's a discount card for my favorite costume shop. | 1.2347 | 0.04767 | 98 | 77 | 19 | 2 |
2246 | Here take it. You get used to the side effects. | 1.2347 | 0.04983 | 98 | 78 | 17 | 3 |
2247 | How do I know that it’s perfectly safe? Why, they tested it on me. | 1.2347 | 0.04983 | 98 | 78 | 17 | 3 |
2248 | I'm going to have you try an experimental drug. | 1.2347 | 0.04983 | 98 | 78 | 17 | 3 |
2249 | I'm going to recommend a gluten-free diet. But don't despair. You can still gnaw on the pizza boxes. | 1.2347 | 0.04541 | 98 | 76 | 21 | 1 |
2250 | You can fill this at the pharmacy across from the Inner Harbor. | 1.2347 | 0.04541 | 98 | 76 | 21 | 1 |
2251 | When you're up in Canada, don't mix this with BC bud... there are side effects... | 1.2347 | 0.04983 | 98 | 78 | 17 | 3 |
2252 | Trust me, the side effects are minimal--I take the stuff like every day. | 1.2347 | 0.04767 | 98 | 77 | 19 | 2 |
2253 | We're trying to promote awareness of the important role of the rat in medical research. | 1.2347 | 0.04541 | 98 | 76 | 21 | 1 |
2254 | This did not make me into a sheep like you promised. | 1.2347 | 0.05190 | 98 | 79 | 15 | 4 |
2255 | This will treat your hallucinations. | 1.2347 | 0.05190 | 98 | 79 | 15 | 4 |
2256 | Take two of these at bedtime then come back tomorrow morning and tell me if you still think I look like a Russian Wolfhound. | 1.2347 | 0.05190 | 98 | 79 | 15 | 4 |
2257 | Here—a group of us get together Tuesday evenings. | 1.2347 | 0.04983 | 98 | 78 | 17 | 3 |
2258 | Here’s your prescription. You should start seeing people as humans again in two to four weeks. | 1.2347 | 0.04983 | 98 | 78 | 17 | 3 |
2259 | Take one of these when you feel trapped. | 1.2347 | 0.04767 | 98 | 77 | 19 | 2 |
2260 | Your next appointment is with the Big Cheese. | 1.2347 | 0.05190 | 98 | 79 | 15 | 4 |
2261 | Of course there’s a difference between ‘animal doctor’ and ‘doctor who is an animal’. | 1.2347 | 0.04983 | 98 | 78 | 17 | 3 |
2262 | Take one twice a day for a week and your visions of human-like rats should disappear. | 1.2347 | 0.04767 | 98 | 77 | 19 | 2 |
2263 | Don't be such a human! With all the latest medical advances, we think it's your turn to contribute to science. | 1.2347 | 0.04767 | 98 | 77 | 19 | 2 |
2264 | The surgery changed me but my prescriptions are still illegible. | 1.2340 | 0.04884 | 94 | 74 | 18 | 2 |
2265 | I'm not proud of the fact that we spread disease. But I'm proud to have developed a more efficient way of doing it. | 1.2340 | 0.04884 | 94 | 74 | 18 | 2 |
2266 | Yes, no questions asked. | 1.2340 | 0.05113 | 94 | 75 | 16 | 3 |
2267 | Well of course I still prescribe warfarin. | 1.2340 | 0.05332 | 94 | 76 | 14 | 4 |
2268 | This admits you to the maze for your experimental treatment. | 1.2340 | 0.04884 | 94 | 74 | 18 | 2 |
2269 | It's off label, but then, so am I. | 1.2340 | 0.05113 | 94 | 75 | 16 | 3 |
2270 | It’s stronger than Viagra. | 1.2340 | 0.04884 | 94 | 74 | 18 | 2 |
2271 | Trust me. That whole 'eating grandma thing' is just a fairy tale. | 1.2340 | 0.04884 | 94 | 74 | 18 | 2 |
2272 | You're right. I'm a large rat. I'm also your doctor. If you don't like it, get another health care plan. | 1.2340 | 0.05332 | 94 | 76 | 14 | 4 |
2273 | Take this down to the cheese shop behind the pharmacy | 1.2340 | 0.05332 | 94 | 76 | 14 | 4 |
2274 | Look, all medicine is rat poison if given at large enough doses. | 1.2316 | 0.04838 | 95 | 75 | 18 | 2 |
2275 | No killing chickens while your taking these. | 1.2316 | 0.05065 | 95 | 76 | 16 | 3 |
2276 | I'm sorry only New York Rats can qualify for our insurance program. | 1.2316 | 0.05489 | 95 | 78 | 12 | 5 |
2277 | Fill this, and the hallucinations should subside within the week. | 1.2316 | 0.05065 | 95 | 76 | 16 | 3 |
2278 | Call this number and ask for Michelangelo. | 1.2316 | 0.04838 | 95 | 75 | 18 | 2 |
2279 | Fred, get this filled. This will quickly stop your delusion of being a human. | 1.2316 | 0.05281 | 95 | 77 | 14 | 4 |
2280 | That’s true but your condition is no fairytale. | 1.2316 | 0.04838 | 95 | 75 | 18 | 2 |
2281 | For the survival of the planet, all credit cards issued to humans are to be withdrawn and cancelled. | 1.2316 | 0.05065 | 95 | 76 | 16 | 3 |
2282 | Would you like some rat cheese? | 1.2316 | 0.05065 | 95 | 76 | 16 | 3 |
2283 | Yeah, but you're kind of in pain, right? | 1.2316 | 0.04601 | 95 | 74 | 20 | 1 |
2284 | Let's double down on the Ambien. | 1.2316 | 0.04838 | 95 | 75 | 18 | 2 |
2285 | It's bubonic plague. Seems to be going around recently. | 1.2316 | 0.04838 | 95 | 75 | 18 | 2 |
2286 | Think of it as a clinical trial, not a trap. | 1.2316 | 0.05065 | 95 | 76 | 16 | 3 |
2287 | This script should address your hallucinations. Now promise me you’ll go easy on the sticky traps. | 1.2316 | 0.04838 | 95 | 75 | 18 | 2 |
2288 | It's just CBD, there are no side effects. | 1.2316 | 0.05281 | 95 | 77 | 14 | 4 |
2289 | This has worked well for my friends and relatives. | 1.2316 | 0.04838 | 95 | 75 | 18 | 2 |
2290 | It's been quite effective with rats. | 1.2316 | 0.05281 | 95 | 77 | 14 | 4 |
2291 | Call my friend at Terminix, he can get you your Warfarin cheap. | 1.2316 | 0.05281 | 95 | 77 | 14 | 4 |
2292 | What's wrong, do you smell a rat?? | 1.2316 | 0.04838 | 95 | 75 | 18 | 2 |
2293 | Take one pill in the morning. Call me in the middle of the night if you have any problems...i’ll be up. | 1.2316 | 0.05281 | 95 | 77 | 14 | 4 |
2294 | In rare but serious cases patients have turned into rodents. | 1.2316 | 0.05281 | 95 | 77 | 14 | 4 |
2295 | This one should work. Your eyes were going to bulge; it's not a side effect. | 1.2316 | 0.04838 | 95 | 75 | 18 | 2 |
2296 | I didn't call you "Little Red," I said, you are a little red. | 1.2316 | 0.05281 | 95 | 77 | 14 | 4 |
2297 | You smell a rat?!? I'm not the one who experienced an allergic reaction to cheese. | 1.2316 | 0.05065 | 95 | 76 | 16 | 3 |
2298 | Two slices of Camembert, and call me in the morning. | 1.2316 | 0.05281 | 95 | 77 | 14 | 4 |
2299 | I'm certain it is effective because I was the lab rat they tested in on. | 1.2316 | 0.04601 | 95 | 74 | 20 | 1 |
2300 | Take these, trust me! I'm trained in the best Ivy League mazes. | 1.2316 | 0.04838 | 95 | 75 | 18 | 2 |
2301 | It's ok, I'm a Doctor! | 1.2316 | 0.04601 | 95 | 74 | 20 | 1 |
2302 | That's right -- Coumadin. If there was anything to worry about, I wouldn't be prescribing this to you. | 1.2316 | 0.05281 | 95 | 77 | 14 | 4 |
2303 | Thank you for being part of our research study for the good of rodentkind. | 1.2316 | 0.05489 | 95 | 78 | 11 | 5 |
2304 | I'm recommending you up your exercise. Here's a script for an exercise wheel. The cage is just an accessory. | 1.2316 | 0.05065 | 95 | 76 | 16 | 3 |
2305 | Research found that your species could no longer sustain the rate of price increases. | 1.2316 | 0.04838 | 95 | 75 | 18 | 2 |
2306 | Death is not the end. | 1.2316 | 0.05281 | 95 | 77 | 14 | 4 |
2307 | It's not me, but your card is no good. | 1.2316 | 0.05281 | 95 | 77 | 14 | 4 |
2308 | Your check-up was fine, it's in case you come down with the plague. | 1.2316 | 0.04838 | 95 | 75 | 18 | 2 |
2309 | Yes, of course, if you want to keep your doctor, you can keep your doctor." | 1.2316 | 0.04838 | 95 | 75 | 18 | 2 |
2310 | Just 'cause the Cat's away...doesn't mean I'm not a real Doctor! | 1.2316 | 0.05281 | 95 | 77 | 14 | 4 |
2311 | Well, if you change your mind about the rodent wheel therapy, give me a call. | 1.2316 | 0.05065 | 95 | 76 | 16 | 3 |
2312 | Don't rat me out, but this prescription is cheaper than therapy sessions. | 1.2316 | 0.05065 | 95 | 76 | 16 | 3 |
2313 | No worries. My wife says this prescription changed her life." | 1.2316 | 0.05281 | 95 | 77 | 14 | 4 |
2314 | This prescription should stop the six-foot rodent hallucinations, but let's set up a weekly therapy session to deal with your compulsion to shout, "You dirty rat!" at passing strangers. | 1.2316 | 0.05489 | 95 | 78 | 12 | 5 |
2315 | To avoid nasty side effects don’t eat any cheese. | 1.2316 | 0.05065 | 95 | 76 | 16 | 3 |
2316 | It may taste like rat poison, but it's very effective | 1.2316 | 0.05281 | 95 | 77 | 14 | 4 |
2317 | Take two of these and you'll be calling me doctor again not Rex. | 1.2316 | 0.05281 | 95 | 77 | 14 | 4 |
2318 | The prescription will help minimize your hallucinations, and my receptionist will help maximize your payment plan. | 1.2316 | 0.05065 | 95 | 76 | 16 | 3 |
2319 | It really is nice having the fur,especially in the winter months,and the heightened ability to smell comes in handy quite often. | 1.2316 | 0.05065 | 95 | 76 | 16 | 3 |
2320 | This card gives you access to the employee lounge, but not the Executive Lair. | 1.2316 | 0.04838 | 95 | 75 | 18 | 2 |
2321 | Not to worry--there are no significant side effects. I take it myself, in fact. Perfectly safe! | 1.2316 | 0.05065 | 95 | 76 | 16 | 3 |
2322 | Complications may include running in mazes. | 1.2316 | 0.04838 | 95 | 75 | 18 | 2 |
2323 | This should help keep you awake while you are guarding the hen house. | 1.2316 | 0.05281 | 95 | 77 | 14 | 4 |
2324 | You can always get a second opinion from Dr. Wolf if you’d like. | 1.2316 | 0.04601 | 95 | 74 | 20 | 1 |
2325 | Many folks who take this say that it has changed their life. I am one of them. | 1.2316 | 0.04838 | 95 | 75 | 18 | 2 |
2326 | And remember, it's not you, it's me. | 1.2316 | 0.05281 | 95 | 77 | 14 | 4 |
2327 | Go to the bank, get a loan, then head for the nearest drug store and get this filled out. Other option: get stoned. | 1.2316 | 0.05281 | 95 | 77 | 14 | 4 |
2328 | take one with meals and then cry "WOLF" ! | 1.2316 | 0.05281 | 95 | 77 | 14 | 4 |
2329 | This prescription should fix your pop-eye. Be aware that there are some unusual side-effects, as I myself can attest to. | 1.2316 | 0.05065 | 95 | 76 | 16 | 3 |
2330 | You know, running is good for you. Another patient was just scratched from the fifth race, so tell them I sent you. | 1.2316 | 0.04838 | 95 | 75 | 18 | 2 |
2331 | This prescription should help get you back in the race. Look what it’s done for me. | 1.2316 | 0.04838 | 95 | 75 | 18 | 2 |
2332 | Tic Tac? Great for dog breath. | 1.2316 | 0.05065 | 95 | 76 | 16 | 3 |
2333 | Make sure to take it with trash. | 1.2316 | 0.05489 | 95 | 78 | 12 | 5 |
2334 | Here is a thought and a prayer for you that I have used with all my patients since my time in the Health and Human Services Department while in the Trump administration. | 1.2316 | 0.04838 | 95 | 75 | 18 | 2 |
2335 | Put fifty big ones on Ratatouille to win in the fourth. | 1.2316 | 0.05281 | 95 | 77 | 14 | 4 |
2336 | The only side effect is a fondness for cheese. | 1.2292 | 0.04794 | 96 | 76 | 18 | 2 |
2337 | Remember to pay at the front desk as you leave. | 1.2292 | 0.04794 | 96 | 76 | 18 | 2 |
2338 | I'm quite certain it's Tuberculosis. Have this filled as soon as possible. | 1.2258 | 0.05100 | 93 | 75 | 15 | 3 |
2339 | It's a living! | 1.2258 | 0.04866 | 93 | 74 | 17 | 2 |
2340 | Here's a scrip for rat poison. See you in Baltimore. | 1.2258 | 0.05100 | 93 | 75 | 15 | 3 |
2341 | You have fifteen years to pay off today’s visit. | 1.2258 | 0.05325 | 93 | 75 | 13 | 4 |
2342 | Your poison, Mr. Bolton, this should cure world peace. | 1.2258 | 0.04866 | 93 | 74 | 17 | 2 |
2343 | What, YOU TOO GOOD FOR RAT PILLS!!??! | 1.2258 | 0.05325 | 93 | 76 | 13 | 4 |
2344 | You enjoy cheese, correct? | 1.2258 | 0.04866 | 93 | 74 | 17 | 2 |
2345 | Relax. Just follow the script. | 1.2258 | 0.05325 | 93 | 76 | 13 | 4 |
2346 | These suppositories will make you feel more normal. | 1.2250 | 0.05618 | 80 | 63 | 11 | 3 |
2347 | Don't ask. It's a bad hair day. | 1.2247 | 0.04728 | 89 | 70 | 18 | 1 |
2348 | So, you say you smell a rat; get me some cheese! | 1.2234 | 0.05052 | 94 | 76 | 15 | 3 |
2349 | This card is blocked. I smell a rat. | 1.2234 | 0.04576 | 94 | 74 | 19 | 1 |
2350 | I'm not getting ratty with you, Mr Smith. But I do have other patients and your 101 symptoms are all in your head." | 1.2234 | 0.04820 | 94 | 75 | 17 | 2 |
2351 | Why would you worry who it's been tested on? | 1.2234 | 0.04820 | 94 | 75 | 17 | 2 |
2352 | Don't worry, it won't bite you. | 1.2234 | 0.05273 | 94 | 77 | 13 | 4 |
2353 | It's a new medication derived from cheddar. Don't make the mistake I did and take it with alcohol. | 1.2234 | 0.04576 | 94 | 74 | 19 | 1 |
2354 | If I can work my way out of Baltimore, anyone can! | 1.2234 | 0.04820 | 94 | 75 | 17 | 2 |
2355 | Don't worry about any side effects. | 1.2234 | 0.05273 | 94 | 77 | 13 | 4 |
2356 | Thanks to Mitch McConnell, Obamacare no longer covers cock implants. | 1.2234 | 0.05486 | 94 | 78 | 11 | 5 |
2357 | Trust me, soon everyone in Baltimore will be wearing them. | 1.2234 | 0.05486 | 94 | 78 | 11 | 5 |
2358 | Pay no mind, office costume party, but can I get you some cheese with this prescription hahahaha. | 1.2234 | 0.05052 | 94 | 76 | 15 | 3 |
2359 | Here; take two cheese and call me in the morning. | 1.2234 | 0.04820 | 94 | 75 | 17 | 2 |
2360 | The bubonic plague vaccine is completely safe. I should know. | 1.2234 | 0.05052 | 94 | 76 | 15 | 3 |
2361 | Well yes it was originally developed as rat poison but no hard feelings. | 1.2234 | 0.04820 | 94 | 75 | 17 | 2 |
2362 | Less than 200 lab humans died in the trials. | 1.2234 | 0.04820 | 94 | 75 | 17 | 2 |
2363 | Side effects include an aversion to light and an intense craving for garbage. | 1.2234 | 0.04820 | 94 | 75 | 17 | 2 |
2364 | So you took these pills, and now you think I'm a dirty 'what?', Mr. Cagney? | 1.2234 | 0.05052 | 94 | 76 | 15 | 3 |
2365 | This may make you very, very, very thirsty. | 1.2234 | 0.05691 | 94 | 79 | 9 | 6 |
2366 | Don't let me find out you're selling these to cheddar addicts. | 1.2234 | 0.04820 | 94 | 75 | 17 | 2 |
2367 | What did this wolf at your door look like? | 1.2234 | 0.04820 | 94 | 76 | 14 | 3 |
2368 | You'd better go to see an eye doctor. | 1.2234 | 0.04576 | 94 | 74 | 19 | 1 |
2369 | I can't help your appearance, but this foxycodone will make you think you look good. | 1.2234 | 0.04820 | 94 | 75 | 17 | 2 |
2370 | Take these twice a day for a week and you'll soon have your bark back! | 1.2234 | 0.04576 | 94 | 74 | 18 | 1 |
2371 | Trying to weasel you're way out of a co-pay won't work. I should know | 1.2234 | 0.05052 | 94 | 76 | 15 | 3 |
2372 | Take two anti-hallucinogens and call me in the morning | 1.2234 | 0.05052 | 94 | 76 | 15 | 3 |
2373 | Your Credit Card seems to be In Order, but I don't like Your Looks." | 1.2234 | 0.05052 | 94 | 76 | 15 | 3 |
2374 | You'll feel better in two shakes of a lamb's tail. | 1.2234 | 0.05273 | 94 | 77 | 13 | 4 |
2375 | The taste is ok but it smells funny. | 1.2234 | 0.04576 | 94 | 74 | 19 | 1 |
2376 | Don't worry, everything I prescribe I've already tried on myself. | 1.2234 | 0.05052 | 94 | 76 | 15 | 3 |
2377 | Sir, I assure you I'm a professional Lab Rat. | 1.2234 | 0.04820 | 94 | 75 | 17 | 2 |
2378 | Trust me. I am an excellent veterinarian! | 1.2234 | 0.05052 | 94 | 76 | 15 | 3 |
2379 | Yes, it’s been tested on humans. | 1.2234 | 0.04319 | 94 | 73 | 21 | 0 |
2380 | Don't worry, this medication has been thoroughly tested. | 1.2234 | 0.05052 | 94 | 76 | 15 | 3 |
2381 | This is my driver's license! What more do you need? | 1.2234 | 0.05052 | 94 | 76 | 15 | 3 |
2382 | It’s the plague. | 1.2234 | 0.05273 | 94 | 77 | 13 | 4 |
2383 | Your choice if you want to stay that way. | 1.2234 | 0.04576 | 94 | 74 | 19 | 1 |
2384 | Take this meat tenderizer and come to see me at lunch time. | 1.2234 | 0.05052 | 94 | 76 | 15 | 3 |
2385 | The diplomas and my card proves it, I graduated from R .A.T. not R.I.T. | 1.2234 | 0.05052 | 94 | 76 | 15 | 3 |
2386 | Mr. Cosgrove, All our plans require a referral for hallucinations. | 1.2234 | 0.04820 | 94 | 75 | 17 | 2 |
2387 | Give this to the Lab in the Basement for your texts. | 1.2234 | 0.05052 | 94 | 76 | 15 | 3 |
2388 | I took this stuff myself. See how I turned out? | 1.2234 | 0.05052 | 94 | 76 | 15 | 3 |
2389 | Your pro Trump, Right! | 1.2234 | 0.05273 | 94 | 77 | 13 | 4 |
2390 | You can get this prescription filled at any Cheesecake Factory. | 1.2234 | 0.05273 | 94 | 77 | 13 | 4 |
2391 | Take two each morning and if you get an upset stomach, nibble on some garbage | 1.2234 | 0.05052 | 94 | 75 | 15 | 3 |
2392 | Handsome is as handsome does. Take this and your nose hair will as beautiful as mine | 1.2234 | 0.04820 | 94 | 75 | 17 | 2 |
2393 | Take two capsules tonight and tweet the President in the morning. | 1.2234 | 0.05273 | 94 | 77 | 13 | 4 |
2394 | Go on...try it. Trust me, it works quickly. | 1.2234 | 0.04576 | 94 | 74 | 19 | 1 |
2395 | Don't worry, my Aunt tested this one personally. | 1.2234 | 0.04820 | 94 | 75 | 17 | 2 |
2396 | Will help you survive Washington. | 1.2234 | 0.05486 | 94 | 78 | 11 | 5 |
2397 | I'm prescribing you a healthy dose of rat poison. | 1.2234 | 0.05052 | 94 | 76 | 15 | 3 |
2398 | Vermin schermin. Take the pills. | 1.2234 | 0.05052 | 94 | 76 | 15 | 3 |
2399 | Listen, I've got some family in Baltimore who can help you out. | 1.2234 | 0.04576 | 94 | 74 | 19 | 1 |
2400 | I know I might look like a Rat, but it's actually Dr. Rat." | 1.2234 | 0.04820 | 94 | 75 | 17 | 2 |
2401 | Here you go now Wheres my cheese | 1.2234 | 0.05052 | 94 | 76 | 15 | 3 |
2402 | Get out of the race and call me in the morning. | 1.2234 | 0.04820 | 94 | 75 | 17 | 2 |
2403 | Give it a try. It tested pretty well with my folks at the lab. | 1.2234 | 0.05052 | 94 | 76 | 15 | 3 |
2404 | Take this prescription twice a day, and the rodent hallucinations should go away in a week or so. | 1.2234 | 0.05052 | 94 | 76 | 15 | 3 |
2405 | I don't take insurance, but I do accept live, wild turkeys. | 1.2234 | 0.04319 | 94 | 73 | 21 | 0 |
2406 | I can vouch there are no side effects. In fact, I've used this medication myself. | 1.2234 | 0.04576 | 94 | 74 | 19 | 1 |
2407 | Run this maze and call me in the morning. | 1.2234 | 0.05486 | 94 | 78 | 11 | 5 |
2408 | Here, this'll fatten you up. | 1.2234 | 0.05052 | 94 | 76 | 15 | 3 |
2409 | Give me a call if those droppings become more frequent. | 1.2234 | 0.05273 | 94 | 77 | 13 | 4 |
2410 | 1 petit Quadrant San Andre, room temp. 1 medium chunk of extra sharp Vermont cheddar, also room temp, And a few ice cold crumbles of Gorgonzola ought to fix you right up. | 1.2234 | 0.05052 | 94 | 76 | 15 | 3 |
2411 | Don't know if it will help but it's NOT gonna kill you. | 1.2234 | 0.04576 | 94 | 74 | 19 | 1 |
2412 | Yes, you did say that! | 1.2234 | 0.04576 | 94 | 74 | 19 | 1 |
2413 | Pussy spread, anyone? | 1.2234 | 0.05052 | 94 | 76 | 15 | 3 |
2414 | Two injections a day for one month. Your maze skills should increase dramatically. | 1.2234 | 0.05052 | 94 | 76 | 15 | 3 |
2415 | Use this to contact us from inside the maze. Good luck. | 1.2234 | 0.04820 | 94 | 75 | 17 | 2 |
2416 | Trust me, you'll love the maze! | 1.2234 | 0.04576 | 94 | 74 | 19 | 1 |
2417 | Here's your prescription for stress. Blow a house down! | 1.2234 | 0.04576 | 94 | 74 | 19 | 1 |
2418 | No, the diplomas aren't from Johns Hopkins in Baltimore. | 1.2234 | 0.04820 | 94 | 75 | 17 | 2 |
2419 | Don't worry, the side effect is only temporary. | 1.2234 | 0.04576 | 94 | 74 | 19 | 1 |
2420 | Take 2 voles and call me in the morning. | 1.2234 | 0.05052 | 94 | 76 | 15 | 3 |
2421 | Yes the new pharmacist is in Baltimore.Why do you ask? | 1.2234 | 0.05691 | 94 | 79 | 9 | 6 |
2422 | I'm recommending caseinometaphen; the generic of mozzarella. | 1.2234 | 0.05052 | 94 | 76 | 15 | 3 |
2423 | I take this myself and never noticed any side effects. | 1.2234 | 0.04576 | 94 | 74 | 19 | 1 |
2424 | Rat-bite fever. Here's a referral and, again, I'm sorry. | 1.2234 | 0.05486 | 94 | 78 | 11 | 5 |
2425 | This is a prescription for real cheese- better than that over-the-counter stuff. | 1.2234 | 0.05273 | 94 | 77 | 13 | 4 |
2426 | Take these 3 times a day and get out of the rat race, as you can see we've already won. | 1.2234 | 0.05052 | 94 | 76 | 15 | 3 |
2427 | Unlax Jack. You get drugs and I get some cheese. Don't rat me out. | 1.2234 | 0.04576 | 94 | 74 | 19 | 1 |
2428 | If you're seeing what you say you're seeing, you DO need anti-psychotics. | 1.2234 | 0.04576 | 94 | 74 | 19 | 1 |
2429 | Hide two of these in your food each night." | 1.2234 | 0.04820 | 94 | 75 | 17 | 2 |
2430 | This will definitely cure you of the delusion that your dentist is Bigfoot. | 1.2234 | 0.05052 | 94 | 76 | 15 | 3 |
2431 | ...and that’s how I went from RAT to PHD. | 1.2234 | 0.05052 | 94 | 76 | 15 | 3 |
2432 | I'm prescribing aged cheddar. If that doesn't work we'll try gruyere. | 1.2234 | 0.05052 | 94 | 76 | 15 | 3 |
2433 | What did you expect in Baltimore? | 1.2234 | 0.05273 | 94 | 77 | 13 | 4 |
2434 | This will do wonders for your tail and whiskers! | 1.2234 | 0.04820 | 94 | 73 | 17 | 2 |
2435 | If you’re feeling a little mousy, you can take this, but it might make you feel a little squirrelly. | 1.2234 | 0.04820 | 94 | 75 | 17 | 2 |
2436 | It’s a referral for my colleague in Baltimore. | 1.2234 | 0.05486 | 94 | 78 | 11 | 5 |
2437 | What did you expect a pit bull? | 1.2234 | 0.04820 | 94 | 75 | 17 | 2 |
2438 | Naturally, we doctors test it before we offer it to our patients. | 1.2234 | 0.04820 | 94 | 75 | 17 | 2 |
2439 | I don't know, they worked on me. | 1.2234 | 0.04820 | 94 | 75 | 17 | 2 |
2440 | Trust me. I've taken these myself. | 1.2234 | 0.05273 | 94 | 77 | 13 | 4 |
2441 | Take two slices of Muenster and call me in the morning. | 1.2234 | 0.04820 | 94 | 75 | 17 | 2 |
2442 | Nah, you definitely won’t be a guinea pig- | 1.2234 | 0.04820 | 94 | 75 | 17 | 2 |
2443 | You're right, I did do my residency at Johns Hopkins. But then somebody told me that Baltimore was infested with cardiologists, so I decided to hang out my shingle here in Omaha. | 1.2234 | 0.05273 | 94 | 77 | 13 | 4 |
2444 | If this improves your sense of smell, so be it. | 1.2234 | 0.05052 | 94 | 76 | 15 | 3 |
2445 | Take two lefts, a right, then straight ahead to get your reward. | 1.2234 | 0.05273 | 94 | 77 | 13 | 4 |
2446 | There are side effects but at least the headaches should improve. | 1.2234 | 0.05486 | 94 | 78 | 11 | 5 |
2447 | You might not have, but if you did pick up a touch of bubonic plague during the exam, this'll help dull the pain. | 1.2234 | 0.05052 | 94 | 76 | 15 | 3 |
2448 | Please take your medication; your schizophrenia is getting much worse. | 1.2234 | 0.05273 | 94 | 77 | 13 | 4 |
2449 | The streptomycin will help with the symptoms, but we really need to examine where you think you might have been exposed. | 1.2234 | 0.05052 | 94 | 76 | 15 | 3 |
2450 | I am prescribing 500 mL of cheese to help alleviate the depression. Cheese makes everyone happy. And no, I am not just saying that because I'm a rat. | 1.2234 | 0.04820 | 94 | 75 | 17 | 2 |
2451 | This statin should help your cholesterol, but diet is still important. For me it was hardest to give up the cheese. | 1.2234 | 0.05052 | 94 | 76 | 15 | 3 |
2452 | I can assure you that our Cheese Only Dieting Formula has no side effects. | 1.2234 | 0.05052 | 94 | 76 | 15 | 3 |
2453 | Take my card, I won't bite you | 1.2234 | 0.04820 | 94 | 75 | 17 | 2 |
2454 | Don't worry, it's been tested in mice. | 1.2234 | 0.05486 | 94 | 78 | 11 | 5 |
2455 | Here's your prescription. Take one pill in the morning and one at night and you won't remember how much pain you were in all day. | 1.2234 | 0.05273 | 94 | 77 | 13 | 4 |
2456 | Don't worry. I wrote the damn bill! | 1.2234 | 0.04820 | 94 | 75 | 17 | 2 |
2457 | I took it and I’ve never felt better. | 1.2234 | 0.05052 | 94 | 76 | 15 | 3 |
2458 | The experiments will begin soon. This is your cage number, you must report immediately... | 1.2234 | 0.04576 | 94 | 74 | 19 | 1 |
2459 | With your promotion, you get a key to the executive maze room. | 1.2234 | 0.05052 | 94 | 76 | 15 | 3 |
2460 | Have you always been intimidates by mustaches? | 1.2234 | 0.04820 | 94 | 75 | 17 | 2 |
2461 | Are you experiencing any side effects? | 1.2234 | 0.05052 | 94 | 76 | 15 | 3 |
2462 | Nibble on two apples and call me in the morning. | 1.2234 | 0.05273 | 94 | 77 | 13 | 4 |
2463 | No, Splinter's my first cousin. Although, Leonardo did work reception for a summer. | 1.2234 | 0.05486 | 94 | 78 | 11 | 5 |
2464 | I couldn't give a rat's ass about the side effects. David A. Bader - New York, NY | 1.2234 | 0.05052 | 94 | 76 | 15 | 3 |
2465 | The main thing to avoid while taking these is hunting season. | 1.2234 | 0.04820 | 94 | 75 | 17 | 2 |
2466 | We can’t all be Atul Gawande. | 1.2234 | 0.04576 | 94 | 74 | 19 | 1 |
2467 | Most folks refer to this as Vitamin Z | 1.2234 | 0.04820 | 94 | 75 | 17 | 2 |
2468 | You should get a ahead too and feel different about yourself. | 1.2234 | 0.05691 | 94 | 79 | 9 | 6 |
2469 | If things with Little Red Riding Hood don’t work out...please, send her my way. | 1.2234 | 0.04820 | 94 | 75 | 17 | 2 |
2470 | This has a high success rate on rats! Believe me, it will cure your cancer, too! | 1.2234 | 0.05052 | 94 | 76 | 15 | 3 |
2471 | Take this and you'll never complain again. | 1.2234 | 0.05486 | 94 | 78 | 11 | 5 |
2472 | Trust me, there are no side effects | 1.2234 | 0.05052 | 94 | 76 | 15 | 3 |
2473 | Do several hundred lab tests sound good to you? | 1.2234 | 0.04576 | 94 | 74 | 19 | 1 |
2474 | It'll make you feel better. It's from the Rat Pack. | 1.2234 | 0.05052 | 94 | 76 | 15 | 3 |
2475 | Yes, cheese pills - but very potent! | 1.2234 | 0.04576 | 94 | 74 | 19 | 1 |
2476 | He's right you know. I tested it all night and 1+1 really is 2. | 1.2234 | 0.05052 | 94 | 76 | 15 | 3 |
2477 | It worked for me. It'll work for you. | 1.2234 | 0.04820 | 94 | 75 | 17 | 2 |
2478 | There’s an extra charge because your health insurance doesn’t cover fetish therapy. | 1.2234 | 0.05273 | 94 | 77 | 13 | 4 |
2479 | Yes, it was Aardvark getting a PHD. Anyway, here’s my card. | 1.2234 | 0.04820 | 94 | 75 | 17 | 2 |
2480 | Possible career path for test rats. | 1.2234 | 0.05273 | 94 | 77 | 13 | 4 |
2481 | You should really consider seeing a real doctor. | 1.2234 | 0.04820 | 94 | 75 | 17 | 2 |
2482 | Another myth busted. We just carry the plague. | 1.2234 | 0.04820 | 94 | 75 | 17 | 2 |
2483 | Side effects? Not really, although you may find yourself craving pizza on the subway. | 1.2234 | 0.04820 | 94 | 75 | 17 | 2 |
2484 | Don’t forget to take this with trash.” | 1.2234 | 0.05052 | 94 | 76 | 15 | 3 |
2485 | Stop looking at me as if I had the head of a jackass! | 1.2234 | 0.04820 | 94 | 75 | 17 | 2 |
2486 | Two daily should keep you off the couch. | 1.2234 | 0.05052 | 94 | 76 | 15 | 3 |
2487 | You can’t get out of the race, but these supplements should help. | 1.2234 | 0.04820 | 94 | 75 | 17 | 2 |
2488 | Training ninja turtles is just my side hustle. | 1.2234 | 0.05052 | 94 | 76 | 15 | 3 |
2489 | Yes, Master Splinter is my cousin. | 1.2234 | 0.04820 | 94 | 75 | 17 | 2 |
2490 | Fill this script at my Associate the Weasels pharmacy." | 1.2234 | 0.04319 | 94 | 75 | 18 | 1 |
2491 | Quite frankly, Peter, your only option is the Keto diet. | 1.2234 | 0.05273 | 94 | 77 | 13 | 4 |
2492 | The side effects are modest, I take it twice a day. | 1.2234 | 0.04820 | 94 | 75 | 17 | 2 |
2493 | This stuff really works. They tested it on me. | 1.2234 | 0.05052 | 94 | 76 | 15 | 2 |
2494 | I added OxyContin for the taste. Eh... your waist, the pain in your waist. | 1.2234 | 0.05273 | 94 | 77 | 13 | 4 |
2495 | I'll have to refer you to a colleague. I don't handle rat phobias. | 1.2234 | 0.04820 | 94 | 75 | 17 | 2 |
2496 | This should help abate your hallucinations | 1.2234 | 0.05691 | 94 | 79 | 9 | 6 |
2497 | Bob,take my card. Yes there is a doctor shortage,but I can tell more from your garbage than your blood test. | 1.2234 | 0.04820 | 94 | 75 | 17 | 2 |
2498 | Take a slice of cheddar and call me in the morning. | 1.2234 | 0.04576 | 94 | 74 | 19 | 1 |
2499 | OK OK, I was wrong about the trashcan on 7th and 11th. | 1.2234 | 0.04820 | 94 | 75 | 17 | 2 |
2500 | Hopefully, with these new pills, you will not see rats everywhere. | 1.2234 | 0.04319 | 94 | 73 | 21 | 0 |
2501 | I DON'T GIVE A RATS ASS ABOUT YOUR ATTITUDE | 1.2234 | 0.04820 | 94 | 75 | 17 | 2 |
2502 | The painkillers are for your back, but the antibiotics are for your plague. | 1.2234 | 0.04820 | 94 | 75 | 17 | 2 |
2503 | A classic cheese deficiency. Take one cheddar, one brie and one gouda and call me in the morning. | 1.2234 | 0.04576 | 94 | 74 | 19 | 1 |
2504 | Take this and, oh, what big (cough) you'll have! | 1.2234 | 0.04820 | 94 | 75 | 17 | 2 |
2505 | This will ease your pain for now. But for the long-term, give up the junk food. | 1.2234 | 0.04820 | 94 | 75 | 17 | 2 |
2506 | No one has ever called me a quack | 1.2234 | 0.05273 | 94 | 77 | 13 | 4 |
2507 | Take this and you’ll be back dumpster diving in no time. | 1.2234 | 0.05273 | 94 | 77 | 13 | 4 |
2508 | Trust me, it’s been tested on at least a few dozen of my siblings. | 1.2234 | 0.05052 | 94 | 76 | 15 | 3 |
2509 | We've found that when given in low doses, Thallium will do wonders for your latrophobia and musophobia alike. | 1.2234 | 0.04820 | 94 | 75 | 17 | 2 |
2510 | I hope I'm not being too forward, but call me maybe. | 1.2234 | 0.04576 | 94 | 74 | 19 | 1 |
2511 | Just try them. Opioids haven’t changed me. | 1.2234 | 0.05052 | 94 | 76 | 15 | 3 |
2512 | No vultures in this law firm, believe me! | 1.2234 | 0.04576 | 94 | 74 | 19 | 1 |
2513 | It's for the hallucinations. | 1.2234 | 0.04576 | 94 | 74 | 19 | 1 |
2514 | Take three of these daily. You really only need one, but this way I get paid three times more | 1.2234 | 0.04576 | 94 | 74 | 19 | 1 |
2515 | Gouda, twice a day for two weeks. | 1.2234 | 0.04820 | 94 | 75 | 17 | 2 |
2516 | Take all of them. My nurse will give you a little water. | 1.2234 | 0.04820 | 94 | 75 | 17 | 2 |
2517 | If this works on you, I’ll try it. | 1.2222 | 0.04941 | 90 | 72 | 16 | 2 |
2518 | You're clearly not eating enough cheese. | 1.2222 | 0.05188 | 90 | 73 | 14 | 3 |
2519 | Why do you ask about side effects? | 1.2222 | 0.05188 | 90 | 73 | 14 | 3 |
2520 | Well, not all doctors can prescribe, but all prescribing doctors are rats. | 1.2222 | 0.04682 | 90 | 71 | 18 | 1 |
2521 | A prescription for rat cheese should take care of that. | 1.2222 | 0.05188 | 90 | 73 | 13 | 2 |
2522 | We'll have you back to normal in no time - here's a prescription for 2 colonies with four refills. I'd like you to take 35,000 ants and termites daily. | 1.2222 | 0.05188 | 90 | 72 | 14 | 3 |
2523 | You'll take it for only half a dog-year. | 1.2222 | 0.05423 | 90 | 74 | 12 | 4 |
2524 | It works really well. I took it myself. There are a view side effects, though, I should warn you. | 1.2222 | 0.05188 | 90 | 73 | 14 | 3 |
2525 | Look,the side effects are minimal compared to the copay. | 1.2222 | 0.05423 | 90 | 74 | 12 | 4 |
2526 | Take 2 D-Con pellets and call me in the morning. | 1.2222 | 0.05188 | 90 | 73 | 14 | 3 |
2527 | Take two a day while you're in Baltimore. | 1.2222 | 0.04941 | 90 | 72 | 16 | 2 |
2528 | Attorneys are the sharks. We’re just rats. | 1.2222 | 0.04941 | 90 | 72 | 16 | 2 |
2529 | Take two subway pizza slices and see me in the morning.” | 1.2222 | 0.05423 | 90 | 74 | 12 | 4 |
2530 | Let's try this pan-species medication. | 1.2222 | 0.05188 | 90 | 73 | 14 | 3 |
2531 | I warned you there would be side-effects. Try to think of the hallucinations as a free face filter. | 1.2222 | 0.04682 | 90 | 71 | 18 | 1 |
2532 | All you know is that I'm from Baltimore. | 1.2222 | 0.05648 | 90 | 75 | 10 | 5 |
2533 | I’ve tried it. It’s perfectly fine. | 1.2222 | 0.05423 | 90 | 74 | 12 | 4 |
2534 | Don't let the jacket and tie fool ya. I know what I'm talkin' about! | 1.2222 | 0.05188 | 90 | 73 | 14 | 3 |
2535 | It's a great med, trust me. I was involved in the clinical trial. | 1.2222 | 0.04407 | 90 | 70 | 20 | 0 |
2536 | No, the 'M' in your HMO stands for 'Mouse-maintained'. | 1.2222 | 0.05188 | 90 | 73 | 14 | 3 |
2537 | You are the 5th maze cleaner I have hired this week. | 1.2222 | 0.05423 | 90 | 74 | 12 | 4 |
2538 | Good luck with my doctors' handwriting. | 1.2222 | 0.05188 | 90 | 73 | 14 | 3 |
2539 | Sorry your card was declined but do you have any food pellets on you? | 1.2222 | 0.04941 | 90 | 72 | 16 | 2 |
2540 | Of course it’s effective. I’ve tested a vat of it. | 1.2222 | 0.04941 | 90 | 72 | 16 | 2 |
2541 | Could you open this for me? It’s got a lower mammal-proof lid. | 1.2209 | 0.05585 | 86 | 71 | 11 | 4 |
2542 | Try this rat poison. It worked on my cousin | 1.2198 | 0.04893 | 91 | 73 | 16 | 2 |
2543 | I needed a high-paying career to put my four turtles through college. | 1.2198 | 0.05136 | 91 | 74 | 14 | 3 |
2544 | Look, they're safe. My cousin at Hopkins was in on the trial. | 1.2198 | 0.04893 | 91 | 73 | 16 | 2 |
2545 | So you're the one who ratted me out! | 1.2198 | 0.05136 | 91 | 74 | 14 | 3 |
2546 | Take this at home, in a secluded place, were carnivores will not find your rotting carcass. | 1.2198 | 0.05136 | 91 | 74 | 14 | 3 |
2547 | What did you expect; after all, I am a physician in Baltimore. | 1.2198 | 0.05369 | 91 | 75 | 12 | 4 |
2548 | Take these pills. Shit them out, and bring it back to me. | 1.2198 | 0.05369 | 91 | 75 | 12 | 4 |
2549 | Here is your Prescription. I know you take the #6 subway. Stop at 14th and pick it up at the end of the platform. | 1.2198 | 0.05136 | 91 | 74 | 14 | 3 |
2550 | We know risk. | 1.2198 | 0.04893 | 91 | 73 | 16 | 2 |
2551 | Take this. Speak up! The New Yorker is expecting SOMETHING in return for me wearing this ridiculous mask | 1.2198 | 0.05136 | 91 | 74 | 14 | 3 |
2552 | They accept pizza. | 1.2198 | 0.04893 | 91 | 73 | 16 | 2 |
2553 | Take this with a chicken...I mean soup. | 1.2198 | 0.04893 | 91 | 73 | 16 | 2 |
2554 | What am I? Do YOU know what I am?! Please! I need to know! | 1.2198 | 0.04893 | 91 | 73 | 16 | 2 |
2555 | I promise, when we finish treatment, you will really see me as I really am! | 1.2198 | 0.05136 | 91 | 74 | 14 | 3 |
2556 | Next time, my advice is to just let the cat sleep. | 1.2198 | 0.05136 | 91 | 74 | 14 | 3 |
2557 | Hey, trust me, I was just a test rat once, but look at me now. | 1.2198 | 0.05136 | 91 | 74 | 14 | 3 |
2558 | Take this and don’t worry. I graduated from the medical school of mice and men. | 1.2198 | 0.05369 | 91 | 75 | 12 | 4 |
2559 | Black is my name, Black Death. But dont worry its just the alias I got from the time in my metal band. | 1.2198 | 0.04893 | 91 | 73 | 16 | 2 |
2560 | Try this—if you start hallucinating rats call me immediately. | 1.2198 | 0.05369 | 91 | 75 | 12 | 4 |
2561 | This should help with you urge to mark your territory | 1.2198 | 0.04636 | 91 | 72 | 18 | 1 |
2562 | Just a little something to help you fight the hallucinations. | 1.2198 | 0.05136 | 91 | 74 | 14 | 3 |
2563 | I'll give you the rest when you find all the piggies. | 1.2198 | 0.04893 | 91 | 73 | 16 | 2 |
2564 | I've increased the dosage so your trap feels more like a maze. | 1.2198 | 0.05369 | 91 | 75 | 12 | 4 |
2565 | Just in case you ever do have chronic pain. | 1.2198 | 0.05369 | 91 | 75 | 12 | 4 |
2566 | Thank goodness for technology. I wasn't able to keep up with all my kids until I had a smartphone. | 1.2198 | 0.05591 | 91 | 76 | 10 | 5 |
2567 | And it's a much lower dose than I received in the lab. | 1.2198 | 0.05136 | 91 | 74 | 14 | 3 |
2568 | Trust me. I tested this one myself. | 1.2198 | 0.04893 | 91 | 73 | 16 | 2 |
2569 | I'm sure you can tell that I'm not a quack..... | 1.2198 | 0.04893 | 91 | 73 | 16 | 2 |
2570 | Take it with more hay and less alfalfa. | 1.2198 | 0.04893 | 91 | 73 | 16 | 2 |
2571 | Don't worry, I tested these pills myself. | 1.2198 | 0.04893 | 91 | 73 | 16 | 2 |
2572 | Don't worry, this medication was tested on lab humans. Susan Elwood..Monterey CA | 1.2198 | 0.05369 | 91 | 75 | 12 | 4 |
2573 | Relax Mr Jones, I assure you “rat poison” is just an expression! | 1.2198 | 0.05136 | 91 | 74 | 14 | 3 |
2574 | You can’t keep weaseling your way out of taking your meds. | 1.2198 | 0.05136 | 91 | 74 | 14 | 3 |
2575 | Take 20 aspirin and call me in the morning. | 1.2198 | 0.05369 | 91 | 75 | 12 | 4 |
2576 | Here's a prescription that'll enhance your cognitive abilities...I was in the beta trials. | 1.2198 | 0.05136 | 91 | 74 | 14 | 3 |
2577 | And finally this one's for the hallucinations. | 1.2198 | 0.04365 | 91 | 71 | 20 | 0 |
2578 | If I still look like a talking rat after taking these, it's you not me. | 1.2198 | 0.05136 | 91 | 74 | 14 | 3 |
2579 | I've never told a patient this but, your eyes are beautiful. | 1.2198 | 0.05136 | 91 | 74 | 14 | 3 |
2580 | Here are your opioids. Don't rat me out. | 1.2198 | 0.05136 | 91 | 74 | 14 | 3 |
2581 | Oh, I'll still be a rat, but at this higher dose, having a rodent for a doctor will seem normal. | 1.2198 | 0.04893 | 91 | 73 | 16 | 2 |
2582 | Here's a script for some cheddar served on a wet sidewalk in Brooklyn. | 1.2198 | 0.04893 | 91 | 73 | 16 | 2 |
2583 | Take this once a day with food. Preferably a block of cheese. | 1.2198 | 0.05591 | 91 | 76 | 10 | 5 |
2584 | take my card anyway for when you’re nearing death and remember rats have the best survival rates of any mammal | 1.2198 | 0.05591 | 91 | 76 | 10 | 5 |
2585 | This will really help your maze-solving times | 1.2198 | 0.04636 | 91 | 72 | 18 | 1 |
2586 | Don’t worry. It’s just Bubonic Plague. Antibiotics should knock it out in a few days. | 1.2198 | 0.04893 | 91 | 73 | 16 | 2 |
2587 | I won the rat race. | 1.2198 | 0.04893 | 91 | 73 | 16 | 2 |
2588 | Take this I was one of the lab rats that discovered it. | 1.2198 | 0.04893 | 91 | 73 | 16 | 2 |
2589 | Its called Cyclopsadrine. Take one daily. | 1.2198 | 0.05136 | 91 | 74 | 14 | 3 |
2590 | Good luck with the bureaucratic maze. | 1.2198 | 0.04893 | 91 | 73 | 16 | 2 |
2591 | I think you’ll find an emotional support animal very beneficial | 1.2198 | 0.04893 | 91 | 73 | 16 | 2 |
2592 | It's all recorded right here, and man, you're going to pay, said Dr. Rat. | 1.2195 | 0.05494 | 82 | 67 | 12 | 3 |
2593 | Yeah, pretty good. Yourself? | 1.2195 | 0.05494 | 82 | 67 | 12 | 3 |
2594 | This is my receipt from the dry cleaner. You can have my turtlenecks. | 1.2195 | 0.05762 | 82 | 68 | 10 | 4 |
2595 | This will make your skin as smooth as mine. | 1.2195 | 0.05494 | 82 | 67 | 12 | 3 |
2596 | This will help your face grow-into your eyes. It works great, see? | 1.2195 | 0.05213 | 82 | 66 | 14 | 2 |
2597 | Sorry, but me being a giant ferret and you suffering from hallucinations are not mutually exclusive. | 1.2195 | 0.05494 | 82 | 67 | 12 | 3 |
2598 | Here's a prescription for something I always take. | 1.2195 | 0.05494 | 82 | 67 | 12 | 3 |
2599 | The reason I look strange is your eyes are majorly f’d up. | 1.2195 | 0.05762 | 82 | 68 | 10 | 4 |
2600 | ...and sensitivity to light and scurrying thru trash at night, should lessen in two weeks | 1.2195 | 0.05213 | 82 | 66 | 14 | 2 |
2601 | Wolf one of these down each night at bedtime. | 1.2195 | 0.05494 | 82 | 67 | 12 | 3 |
2602 | I assure you I am a board certified plastic surgeon. | 1.2195 | 0.05762 | 82 | 68 | 10 | 4 |
2603 | I swear Doug, I thought I was getting into “Big Parma.” Anyway, here’s your prescription. | 1.2195 | 0.05213 | 82 | 66 | 14 | 2 |
2604 | Warfarin? No I wouldn't take it myself. | 1.2195 | 0.05494 | 82 | 67 | 12 | 3 |
2605 | Here is a prescription for pizza. It cures everything. | 1.2195 | 0.05213 | 82 | 66 | 14 | 2 |
2606 | Take my word. We are the best in the world for organ transplants. | 1.2195 | 0.05762 | 82 | 68 | 10 | 4 |
2607 | I've tried these myself. The results are 'mazing! | 1.2195 | 0.05494 | 82 | 67 | 12 | 3 |
2608 | Sorry, I no longer make house calls. | 1.2195 | 0.05213 | 82 | 66 | 14 | 2 |
2609 | Here's the number of a guy I know who studies your condition. | 1.2159 | 0.05469 | 88 | 73 | 11 | 4 |
2610 | I've used this myself and I never experienced any side-effects. | 1.2159 | 0.04968 | 88 | 71 | 15 | 2 |
2611 | I can vouch for this drug. | 1.2159 | 0.04968 | 88 | 71 | 15 | 2 |
2612 | Why would you think you'd get hooked on these? | 1.2159 | 0.04968 | 88 | 71 | 15 | 2 |
2613 | Even after FDA approval, we are all part of one big longitudinal clinical trial. | 1.2159 | 0.05225 | 88 | 72 | 13 | 3 |
2614 | It's Fantastic Dr. Fox these days. | 1.2159 | 0.05469 | 88 | 73 | 11 | 4 |
2615 | This should clear up your catarats in days... | 1.2159 | 0.05469 | 88 | 73 | 11 | 4 |
2616 | I’d like to see you again in a week but also... I feel there’s something you need to say but haven’t. I think I can guess but why don’t you tell me? | 1.2159 | 0.04698 | 88 | 70 | 17 | 1 |
2617 | Side effects may include hallucinations. | 1.2159 | 0.04968 | 88 | 71 | 15 | 2 |
2618 | Take two of these and the hallucinations should stop - or I could become a shark. | 1.2159 | 0.05225 | 88 | 72 | 13 | 3 |
2619 | I highly recommend this drug. I was even an early test subject for it. | 1.2159 | 0.05225 | 88 | 72 | 13 | 3 |
2620 | Don’t get catty with me, sir. | 1.2159 | 0.05225 | 88 | 72 | 13 | 3 |
2621 | This drug isn't FDA approved but trust me, it's been tested. | 1.2159 | 0.05225 | 88 | 72 | 13 | 3 |
2622 | You wouldn't believe what a rat race med school was." | 1.2159 | 0.05469 | 88 | 73 | 11 | 4 |
2623 | If this final treatment does not gain the desired results, you can still live a fruitful life among people of your own kind. | 1.2159 | 0.04698 | 88 | 70 | 17 | 1 |
2624 | I got these free from a pharmaceutical salesperson so I know it's good stuff. | 1.2159 | 0.04698 | 88 | 70 | 17 | 1 |
2625 | You need a cheese free diet | 1.2159 | 0.05225 | 88 | 72 | 13 | 3 |
2626 | Here's the card of my contemporary in Baltimore." | 1.2159 | 0.05469 | 88 | 73 | 11 | 4 |
2627 | Take two of these once a month and limit your exposure to the Moon. | 1.2159 | 0.04698 | 88 | 70 | 17 | 1 |
2628 | We are an upward bound firm. Shaving is out of style. | 1.2159 | 0.05469 | 88 | 73 | 11 | 4 |
2629 | Yes - Donald J. Trump, why? | 1.2159 | 0.05469 | 88 | 73 | 11 | 4 |
2630 | You should have seen my handwriting before the accident. | 1.2159 | 0.04698 | 88 | 70 | 17 | 1 |
2631 | I know what this looks like, but trust me: it's the pharmacies that are the real rats. | 1.2159 | 0.05469 | 88 | 73 | 11 | 4 |
2632 | It's highly effective, but we need a human canidate to test on. | 1.2159 | 0.04698 | 88 | 70 | 17 | 1 |
2633 | No, I’m not sure if it’s safe, we had to stop testing on humans | 1.2159 | 0.04968 | 88 | 71 | 15 | 2 |
2634 | This prescription will take care of the hallucinations or my name isn't Dr. Fink! | 1.2159 | 0.04968 | 88 | 71 | 15 | 2 |
2635 | Side effects include impaired eyesight, and paranoia | 1.2159 | 0.05469 | 88 | 73 | 11 | 4 |
2636 | This is a prescription for Warfarin. It seems to helps your species but for me it is just "rat poison". | 1.2159 | 0.04698 | 88 | 70 | 17 | 1 |
2637 | Here's a prescription for warfarin. | 1.2159 | 0.05703 | 88 | 74 | 9 | 5 |
2638 | Relax, it worked on my cousins in the lab. | 1.2159 | 0.05225 | 88 | 72 | 13 | 3 |
2639 | Side effects may include a burning desire for cheese. | 1.2159 | 0.04968 | 88 | 71 | 15 | 2 |
2640 | Seriously Doc, you’ve got to stop coming straight to work from Epstein’s Eyes Wide Shut parties! | 1.2159 | 0.04698 | 88 | 70 | 17 | 1 |
2641 | Trust me, the side effects are overblown. I take it myself. | 1.2159 | 0.04968 | 88 | 71 | 15 | 2 |
2642 | Take it from me. Follow these directions implicitly. | 1.2159 | 0.05225 | 88 | 72 | 13 | 3 |
2643 | Here's your new prescription. The side effects are less severe. | 1.2159 | 0.04968 | 88 | 70 | 15 | 2 |
2644 | It’s okay—you’re just a little horse. | 1.2159 | 0.04968 | 88 | 71 | 15 | 2 |
2645 | Works great, made my wife into a real pussy cat | 1.2159 | 0.04698 | 88 | 70 | 17 | 1 |
2646 | No, No, I'm Karl Samsa. Your thinking of Gregor. | 1.2159 | 0.05469 | 88 | 73 | 11 | 4 |
2647 | Try this new drug, I was involved with the testing program myself. | 1.2159 | 0.05225 | 88 | 72 | 13 | 3 |
2648 | When you return next week, Mr. Hood, I'd like you to bring your wife, Red Riding, with you. Better to SEE her too. | 1.2159 | 0.04968 | 88 | 71 | 15 | 2 |
2649 | Just because I'm not human means I should charge you less? | 1.2159 | 0.05225 | 88 | 72 | 13 | 3 |
2650 | I recommend this medication - it's been tested on me. | 1.2159 | 0.04698 | 88 | 70 | 17 | 1 |
2651 | Don't be intimidated by my framed college degrees. | 1.2159 | 0.05225 | 88 | 72 | 13 | 3 |
2652 | Is it safe? Of course it’s safe. Confidentially, I’ve been on the same stuff for years and just look at me. | 1.2159 | 0.05469 | 88 | 73 | 11 | 4 |
2653 | So in a parallel universe doctor dog is your vet | 1.2159 | 0.05469 | 88 | 72 | 11 | 4 |
2654 | Yes, the transition was difficult - why do you ask?” | 1.2159 | 0.05225 | 88 | 72 | 13 | 3 |
2655 | This prescription will help suppress your delusion of being a human. | 1.2159 | 0.04968 | 88 | 71 | 15 | 2 |
2656 | I suggest you take this to a pet friendly drug store. | 1.2159 | 0.04698 | 88 | 70 | 17 | 1 |
2657 | Here's my card. Trust me, we do the best GMO research on the planet. | 1.2159 | 0.04698 | 88 | 70 | 17 | 1 |
2658 | If the hallucinations continue, feel free to call this number after hours. | 1.2159 | 0.04968 | 88 | 71 | 15 | 2 |
2659 | Trust me, go give this to your grandma. I'm a doctor. | 1.2159 | 0.04698 | 88 | 70 | 17 | 1 |
2660 | I assure you, Frank, this drug has been thoroughly lab-tested and approved. I take it myself. | 1.2159 | 0.05469 | 88 | 73 | 11 | 4 |
2661 | It's cheddar. | 1.2159 | 0.04968 | 88 | 71 | 15 | 2 |
2662 | Here’s a prescription that will help with your hallucinations. | 1.2159 | 0.04968 | 88 | 71 | 15 | 2 |
2663 | You can trust me. I've eaten garbage from both Harvard and Yale. | 1.2159 | 0.05225 | 88 | 72 | 13 | 3 |
2664 | Try this. We have no clue as to whether it works or not | 1.2159 | 0.05225 | 88 | 72 | 13 | 3 |
2665 | Yes, this medication has been tested on lab humans. | 1.2159 | 0.04698 | 88 | 70 | 17 | 1 |
2666 | Here's your prescription. Eat more squirrels. | 1.2159 | 0.04968 | 88 | 71 | 15 | 2 |
2667 | The Gouda's generic; the Brie, domestic. | 1.2159 | 0.05225 | 88 | 72 | 13 | 3 |
2668 | This should take care of your pest problem. | 1.2159 | 0.05225 | 88 | 72 | 13 | 3 |
2669 | Here’s the great white shark repellent for your Bahamas dives. | 1.2159 | 0.04698 | 88 |