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Name | Value |
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Submission deadline | 2019-07-28T21:41:00.000Z |
Voting started | - |
Voting ended | 2019-08-18T21:42:00.000Z |
Finalists announced | 2019-08-12T21:41:00.000Z |
Magazine(s) announcing finalists issued | August 19, 2019 |
Number of captions | 5589 |
Number of responses | 1352586 |
Number of participants | - |
In this table, the "mean" means the empirically measured average funniness score when the "unfunny", "somewhat funny" and "funny" receive a funniness score of 1, 2, 3 respectively. "Precison" is the standard error of the mean, the standard deviation of the mean estimate. With that, a caption with an empirical mean μ and precision σ has true mean in the range [μ - 2σ, μ + 2σ] with 95% probability by the 68-95-99.7 rule assuming the responses are indepedent and identically distributed.
Rank | Caption | Mean | Precision | Total votes | "Unfunny" votes | "Somewhat funny" votes | "Funny" votes |
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0 | Someone came to school with humans. Now we’ve all got them. | 2.2575 | 0.00503 | 21705 | 3881 | 8353 | 9471 |
1 | It didn’t really bother me until they discovered fire. | 2.1606 | 0.00548 | 18345 | 3808 | 7783 | 6754 |
2 | As a previous partner, I thought I’d let you know. | 2.1574 | 0.00595 | 17231 | 4122 | 6280 | 6829 |
3 | The doctor says they’ll be gone in a few million years. | 2.0898 | 0.00636 | 14766 | 3811 | 5825 | 5130 |
4 | Don't get too close, I have sapiens. | 2.0890 | 0.00613 | 15905 | 4118 | 6258 | 5529 |
5 | Ice didn't work, so I'm trying acupuncture. | 2.0543 | 0.00577 | 17302 | 4551 | 7268 | 5483 |
6 | Watch what happens when I sneeze. | 2.0426 | 0.00639 | 15630 | 4668 | 5631 | 5331 |
7 | So instead of spraying, you waited and they just killed each other? | 2.0406 | 0.00655 | 14787 | 4408 | 5372 | 5007 |
8 | We never had this problem with the gatherers. | 2.0263 | 0.00643 | 14507 | 4166 | 5797 | 4544 |
9 | It's hard to believe we'll go extinct before these idiots. | 2.0229 | 0.00713 | 12808 | 4024 | 4469 | 4315 |
10 | My doctor said if you don’t get rid of them, they evolve into something much worse. | 2.0162 | 0.00660 | 13859 | 4082 | 5474 | 4303 |
11 | This is priceless. They're arguing over who actually captured me. | 1.9989 | 0.00806 | 9818 | 3140 | 3549 | 3129 |
12 | I was skeptical too, but my lumbar pain? Almost gone. | 1.9688 | 0.00728 | 10832 | 3286 | 4598 | 2948 |
13 | The bad news is, I got humans. The good news is, they tend to get rid of themselves. | 1.9623 | 0.00712 | 11606 | 3639 | 4765 | 3202 |
14 | It's not the heat, it's the humanity. | 1.9593 | 0.00741 | 12070 | 4265 | 4037 | 3768 |
15 | Sometimes I yell ‘Oh, you got me!’ just to boost their spirits. | 1.9291 | 0.00754 | 10482 | 3527 | 4176 | 2779 |
16 | I need your help getting some people off my back." | 1.9212 | 0.00942 | 6817 | 2350 | 2654 | 1813 |
17 | They're just humans. How much harm could they possibly do? | 1.9202 | 0.00740 | 11059 | 3827 | 4289 | 2943 |
18 | The doctor calls it mandruff. | 1.8921 | 0.00787 | 10054 | 3738 | 3666 | 2650 |
19 | Lie down in caves, get up with cave men. | 1.8879 | 0.00912 | 7300 | 2672 | 2774 | 1854 |
20 | These little pricks are getting on my nerves | 1.8701 | 0.00785 | 10622 | 4264 | 3478 | 2880 |
21 | You should get tested, too. | 1.8694 | 0.00762 | 9958 | 3621 | 4021 | 2316 |
22 | Let me get this straight... WE die out and THEY end up ruling the world? | 1.8670 | 0.00786 | 9981 | 3830 | 3649 | 2502 |
23 | They said they'd paint a picture of me on the cave wall if I gave them a ride. | 1.8552 | 0.00942 | 6464 | 2389 | 2622 | 1453 |
24 | I picked up seven - I wasn't sure how many the recipe called for. | 1.8534 | 0.00939 | 6959 | 2724 | 2533 | 1702 |
25 | This human problem has reached mammoth proportions. | 1.8506 | 0.00856 | 8677 | 3501 | 2971 | 2205 |
26 | Can you believe I caught another case of nit-wits? | 1.8262 | 0.00878 | 8460 | 3622 | 2687 | 2151 |
27 | My doctor says only call if they develop fire. | 1.8193 | 0.00902 | 6872 | 2655 | 2804 | 1413 |
28 | I'm going to go roll in the tar pit. Then we'll see who has the last laugh. | 1.7984 | 0.01700 | 2064 | 865 | 750 | 449 |
29 | Dinner's on me. | 1.7890 | 0.01070 | 5246 | 2246 | 1861 | 1139 |
30 | They are driving me to the brink of extinction. | 1.7739 | 0.00872 | 7562 | 3222 | 2828 | 1512 |
31 | Looks like I got hominids again. God I hate summer. | 1.7685 | 0.00886 | 7257 | 3104 | 2732 | 1421 |
32 | Ooooh, look at me. I've been captured! | 1.7587 | 0.00959 | 6240 | 2740 | 2277 | 1223 |
33 | My therapist says I let people walk all over me. | 1.7559 | 0.01027 | 5632 | 2530 | 1948 | 1154 |
34 | The planet is infested with them! | 1.7517 | 0.00883 | 7278 | 3195 | 2696 | 1387 |
35 | They're adorable... Watch what happens when I sneeze! | 1.7510 | 0.01062 | 5117 | 2273 | 1845 | 999 |
36 | Please mom... I promise I'll take care of them. | 1.7442 | 0.01340 | 3178 | 1417 | 1157 | 604 |
37 | I feel like I'm carrying around a lot of aggression. | 1.7401 | 0.00957 | 6225 | 2796 | 2254 | 1175 |
38 | Really, what harm could they possibly do? | 1.7353 | 0.01101 | 4586 | 2042 | 1716 | 828 |
39 | Twice a week for one hour. I am telling you I have never felt better. | 1.7268 | 0.00908 | 6523 | 2900 | 2513 | 1108 |
40 | The size of their brain will keep them from accomplishing anything important. | 1.7241 | 0.01215 | 3867 | 1785 | 1364 | 718 |
41 | I met them at a Trump rally | 1.7208 | 0.01219 | 4449 | 2264 | 1163 | 1022 |
42 | They can reach places I can't. | 1.7188 | 0.01243 | 3368 | 1482 | 1351 | 535 |
43 | Mosquitoes and humans what was God thinking? | 1.7184 | 0.01113 | 4843 | 2326 | 1555 | 962 |
44 | I don't have the heart to tell them that it actually feels good. | 1.7133 | 0.00973 | 5581 | 2513 | 2160 | 908 |
45 | The Lice Age has begun. | 1.7108 | 0.01343 | 3364 | 1647 | 1043 | 674 |
46 | It's a problem that's been evolving for some time. | 1.7069 | 0.01143 | 4131 | 1897 | 1548 | 686 |
47 | They call it hunting. I call it acupuncture. | 1.7061 | 0.01284 | 3297 | 1523 | 1220 | 554 |
48 | The kids are calling them "pokey-men". | 1.6985 | 0.01192 | 4079 | 1982 | 1345 | 752 |
49 | Imagine what it would be like if these idiots ran the world. | 1.6947 | 0.01357 | 3223 | 1599 | 1009 | 615 |
50 | Ride-sharing. It is going to be big. | 1.6897 | 0.01134 | 4325 | 2086 | 1498 | 741 |
51 | They think they’re going to rule the earth someday! Over our dead bodies!!! | 1.6810 | 0.01114 | 4612 | 2294 | 1498 | 820 |
52 | They’re gonna spin this in their history books—trust me. | 1.6724 | 0.01524 | 2366 | 1164 | 813 | 389 |
53 | I felt bad for them. They're all that's left of Trump's base. | 1.6643 | 0.01433 | 3089 | 1672 | 782 | 635 |
54 | Where did you leave the Neanderthal spray? | 1.6638 | 0.02087 | 1258 | 627 | 427 | 204 |
55 | Honey, bring some matches and the tweezers... | 1.6623 | 0.01117 | 4353 | 2164 | 1495 | 694 |
56 | You know it's not the heat that gets me, it's the humanity. | 1.6519 | 0.01493 | 2508 | 1289 | 803 | 416 |
57 | They’re undocumented but very reliable and hardworking. | 1.6502 | 0.01432 | 2736 | 1413 | 867 | 456 |
58 | It's great to be home. I'm never staying at that motel again. | 1.6465 | 0.01054 | 4783 | 2416 | 1642 | 725 |
59 | What? No, I don't even know her, I got them at the gym. | 1.6460 | 0.01561 | 2288 | 1186 | 726 | 376 |
60 | Sorry, it's another invasive species. | 1.6456 | 0.01194 | 3733 | 1889 | 1278 | 566 |
61 | And you known what's funny? They thought they were bringing ME home for dinner! | 1.6444 | 0.01219 | 3529 | 1781 | 1226 | 522 |
62 | I'm gonna wash these men right outa my hair. | 1.6438 | 0.01385 | 2951 | 1548 | 906 | 497 |
63 | That's the beauty of it — they're acupuncturists AND appetizers. | 1.6426 | 0.01309 | 3304 | 1736 | 1013 | 555 |
64 | I'm pretty sure I got them from you. | 1.6401 | 0.01110 | 4210 | 2123 | 1480 | 607 |
65 | Worst yet, they keep singing Wooly Bully. | 1.6354 | 0.01647 | 2205 | 1208 | 593 | 404 |
66 | I must have picked them up in a motel. | 1.6332 | 0.01222 | 3558 | 1837 | 1189 | 532 |
67 | This Paleo diet is killing me. | 1.6328 | 0.01770 | 1784 | 946 | 547 | 291 |
68 | They're my dinner -- I'm on something called the paleo diet. | 1.6312 | 0.01283 | 3395 | 1805 | 1037 | 553 |
69 | Oddly, my shoulder pain is gone, and my chakras feel aligned. | 1.6288 | 0.01298 | 3163 | 1647 | 1043 | 473 |
70 | I tell you, New York is crawling with these pests. | 1.6287 | 0.01298 | 3232 | 1702 | 1028 | 502 |
71 | It’s wonderfully symbiotic. They scratch my back and I eat them. | 1.6252 | 0.01529 | 2380 | 1275 | 722 | 383 |
72 | Once I named them, I just couldn't eat them..._ | 1.6215 | 0.01560 | 2169 | 1138 | 714 | 317 |
73 | I have a human condition. | 1.6081 | 0.01487 | 2383 | 1281 | 757 | 345 |
74 | I'd use a pesticide, but I don't want to harm the environment. | 1.6027 | 0.01776 | 1729 | 951 | 514 | 264 |
75 | Doctor says roll over twice and see him in the morning | 1.5955 | 0.02203 | 1058 | 572 | 342 | 144 |
76 | Never walk under a ladder. | 1.5914 | 0.01900 | 1642 | 959 | 395 | 288 |
77 | They really need a hobby. Maybe we can teach them to paint. | 1.5874 | 0.01540 | 2157 | 1180 | 687 | 290 |
78 | They're hunter-botherers | 1.5857 | 0.01749 | 1668 | 918 | 525 | 225 |
79 | You might want to get yourself tested. | 1.5814 | 0.02369 | 872 | 472 | 293 | 107 |
80 | I roll. You stomp | 1.5791 | 0.01855 | 1485 | 823 | 464 | 198 |
81 | End of the line! For your safety, return all spears and stone weapons to the bins and please return to your seats until the mammoth comes to a complete stop. | 1.5791 | 0.02302 | 993 | 558 | 295 | 140 |
82 | I know they're annoying, but they must serve some evolutionary purpose. | 1.5757 | 0.02006 | 1195 | 648 | 406 | 141 |
83 | Don't worry – they'll be attacking each other soon enough. | 1.5755 | 0.01787 | 1550 | 852 | 504 | 194 |
84 | I don't care how it looks, my back hasn't felt this great in ages. | 1.5745 | 0.01413 | 2303 | 1231 | 824 | 248 |
85 | Extinction is looking better and better. | 1.5740 | 0.01717 | 1695 | 938 | 541 | 216 |
86 | Men don't understand what it's like to have people constantly hitting on you. | 1.5740 | 0.01689 | 1777 | 990 | 554 | 233 |
87 | No, not hemorrhoids, I said humanoids. | 1.5722 | 0.01990 | 1302 | 733 | 393 | 176 |
88 | For a while there I thought the voices I was hearing were in my head. | 1.5719 | 0.02247 | 1016 | 571 | 309 | 136 |
89 | Symbiotic my ass! | 1.5689 | 0.02258 | 1023 | 582 | 300 | 141 |
90 | I preferred the monkey on my back. | 1.5664 | 0.01971 | 1340 | 765 | 391 | 184 |
91 | Half of them think my back is flat. | 1.5662 | 0.02001 | 1314 | 754 | 376 | 184 |
92 | I never even knew I was a "people" person. | 1.5646 | 0.01788 | 1578 | 891 | 483 | 204 |
93 | They may look harmless now, but just wait a few million years. | 1.5617 | 0.01550 | 2049 | 1153 | 643 | 253 |
94 | You got any Cro-Magnicide? | 1.5617 | 0.01619 | 1962 | 1123 | 576 | 263 |
95 | I’ve changed my mind about vaccinations | 1.5595 | 0.02314 | 992 | 578 | 273 | 141 |
96 | We go extinct and these knuckleheads survive? | 1.5574 | 0.02408 | 827 | 462 | 269 | 96 |
97 | Someday they'll joke about this in The New Yorker. | 1.5574 | 0.01904 | 1480 | 869 | 397 | 214 |
98 | I just scream, "Argh, you got me!" every so often, and they settle down. | 1.5566 | 0.02272 | 954 | 540 | 297 | 117 |
99 | We’re going extinct and these idiots survive? | 1.5526 | 0.02316 | 941 | 542 | 278 | 121 |
100 | I used to pooh-pooh it, too, but, I'm telling you - acupuncture really works. | 1.5516 | 0.01593 | 1840 | 1027 | 611 | 202 |
101 | Do we have any more of the special shampoo? | 1.5453 | 0.01654 | 1687 | 947 | 560 | 180 |
102 | Just a few humans...what’s the worst that could happen? | 1.5442 | 0.02458 | 825 | 479 | 243 | 103 |
103 | Breakfast will be ready in 2 shakes | 1.5440 | 0.01785 | 1557 | 903 | 461 | 193 |
104 | I knew I shouldn't have borrowed Harold's comb | 1.5423 | 0.01722 | 1595 | 909 | 507 | 179 |
105 | Their sticks and stones don’t bother me much but their name calling is really hurtful. | 1.5419 | 0.02736 | 644 | 370 | 199 | 75 |
106 | I can’t wait for them to invent the wheel. | 1.5414 | 0.02519 | 822 | 489 | 221 | 112 |
107 | They're an invasive species. | 1.5400 | 0.02105 | 1074 | 616 | 336 | 122 |
108 | They looked bigger in the paintings. | 1.5396 | 0.01787 | 1490 | 855 | 466 | 169 |
109 | They get the spots I can't reach! | 1.5382 | 0.01721 | 1507 | 845 | 513 | 149 |
110 | These are hunters I gather. | 1.5381 | 0.02152 | 1102 | 653 | 305 | 144 |
111 | I understand you can get rid of them by jumping into a tar pit. | 1.5379 | 0.01762 | 1489 | 847 | 483 | 159 |
112 | What, where?” | 1.5372 | 0.01945 | 1303 | 762 | 382 | 159 |
113 | One of them lost a contact lens. | 1.5367 | 0.02597 | 790 | 478 | 200 | 112 |
114 | You left the screen door open again. | 1.5352 | 0.01831 | 1394 | 800 | 442 | 152 |
115 | Next time, you answer the door. | 1.5331 | 0.02308 | 861 | 492 | 279 | 90 |
116 | There's a lot more of them since the climate started changing. | 1.5308 | 0.01840 | 1349 | 773 | 436 | 140 |
117 | Hey Doc, does this constitute a pre-historic condition? | 1.5302 | 0.02148 | 1060 | 625 | 308 | 127 |
118 | The doctor says they'll be gone in two to three millennia. | 1.5288 | 0.02575 | 694 | 400 | 221 | 73 |
119 | Can you believe there will be twenty of them in the debate? | 1.5277 | 0.01996 | 1281 | 772 | 342 | 167 |
120 | Look at it this way -- they won't last. | 1.5262 | 0.01935 | 1260 | 737 | 383 | 140 |
121 | Well, I started with just the one piercing and then I just couldn't stop. | 1.5249 | 0.01947 | 1227 | 715 | 380 | 132 |
122 | Honey, where do we keep the Neanderthal repellant? | 1.5245 | 0.01983 | 1205 | 710 | 359 | 136 |
123 | For 300,000 years, life was pretty cool. Then global warming brought these pests north! | 1.5245 | 0.02010 | 1186 | 700 | 350 | 136 |
124 | I’ve heard bathing in tar works. | 1.5243 | 0.01873 | 1234 | 705 | 414 | 115 |
125 | Last month it was a group of blind men touching me all over. Now this? | 1.5231 | 0.02463 | 845 | 514 | 220 | 111 |
126 | Those little fellows will be the end of us all. | 1.5230 | 0.01992 | 1195 | 704 | 357 | 134 |
127 | Honest honey, I must have gotten them off a toilet seat. | 1.5225 | 0.03087 | 534 | 324 | 141 | 69 |
128 | I don't mind. They're actually good for my sciatica | 1.5219 | 0.02372 | 778 | 445 | 260 | 73 |
129 | They're not hunters or gatherers, they're groomers. | 1.5208 | 0.02448 | 795 | 473 | 231 | 91 |
130 | Ever have that ONE spot you just can't reach with your trunk? | 1.5151 | 0.02536 | 730 | 434 | 216 | 80 |
131 | They pretend to hunt, and I pretend to pay attention. | 1.5137 | 0.02042 | 1055 | 613 | 342 | 100 |
132 | No worries. Eventually, they kill each other. | 1.5124 | 0.02159 | 1009 | 603 | 295 | 111 |
133 | I brought the snacks you like. | 1.5121 | 0.02142 | 1037 | 623 | 297 | 117 |
134 | You should try it. Running these cave tours is a great source of supplemental income. | 1.5117 | 0.02527 | 725 | 431 | 217 | 77 |
135 | They're not really too annoying, except for when they try to bury their dead. | 1.5083 | 0.02239 | 966 | 588 | 265 | 113 |
136 | They’re nit pickers. | 1.5082 | 0.02171 | 978 | 584 | 291 | 103 |
137 | You see them, too?? | 1.5078 | 0.02393 | 829 | 501 | 235 | 93 |
138 | Imagine if these idiots run the world some day. | 1.5068 | 0.02258 | 961 | 589 | 257 | 115 |
139 | I wanted to show everyone I wasn't homophobic. | 1.5053 | 0.02312 | 936 | 580 | 239 | 117 |
140 | I got the part! I got the part! I'm the lead in Snow White and the Seven Dwarfs! | 1.5039 | 0.02803 | 633 | 392 | 163 | 78 |
141 | Deny it if you like, but eventually this is going to be a problem. | 1.5011 | 0.02209 | 894 | 529 | 282 | 83 |
142 | Ignore them. They'll die off soon. | 1.5000 | 0.02265 | 888 | 535 | 262 | 91 |
143 | I guess that makes me a hunter-gatherer gatherer. | 1.5000 | 0.02234 | 864 | 510 | 276 | 78 |
144 | I rather enjoy the little pricks. | 1.4994 | 0.02373 | 875 | 544 | 225 | 106 |
145 | They're always the worst at dusk and the dawn of civilization. | 1.4989 | 0.02311 | 890 | 546 | 244 | 100 |
146 | Call me crazy, but I think the bugs are getting smarter. | 1.4982 | 0.02320 | 847 | 512 | 248 | 87 |
147 | The Chinese swear by it | 1.4971 | 0.02297 | 859 | 519 | 253 | 87 |
148 | I thought they were cute at first too. | 1.4971 | 0.02221 | 851 | 507 | 269 | 75 |
149 | They really help to get in all of those hard to reach places. | 1.4970 | 0.02314 | 835 | 502 | 251 | 82 |
150 | Problem is, we had another mild winter. | 1.4964 | 0.02353 | 828 | 503 | 239 | 86 |
151 | It's called acupuncture and it relieves the stress of extinction. | 1.4959 | 0.02274 | 849 | 508 | 261 | 80 |
152 | Honey, where’s the Neander-off? | 1.4952 | 0.02375 | 832 | 511 | 230 | 91 |
153 | The worst part is they just argue about politics. | 1.4927 | 0.02422 | 824 | 514 | 214 | 96 |
154 | I always say, "Keep your enemies close." | 1.4918 | 0.02728 | 610 | 372 | 176 | 62 |
155 | They breed like fleas! | 1.4918 | 0.02630 | 669 | 411 | 187 | 71 |
156 | The most annoying part is how they won’t shut up about their Paleo diet. | 1.4917 | 0.02433 | 785 | 485 | 215 | 85 |
157 | Yeah, they're loud, but I get to use the HOV lane. | 1.4917 | 0.02457 | 783 | 485 | 211 | 87 |
158 | So small. So cute. What harm could they possibly ever do? | 1.4903 | 0.02374 | 771 | 464 | 236 | 71 |
159 | They're great for itches my trunk can't reach. | 1.4902 | 0.02379 | 769 | 467 | 229 | 73 |
160 | What's the worst that could happen? | 1.4890 | 0.02451 | 771 | 476 | 213 | 82 |
161 | I'm trying to collect the whole set before they disappear. | 1.4888 | 0.02430 | 759 | 463 | 221 | 75 |
162 | Quick, carve a picture. | 1.4884 | 0.02560 | 735 | 464 | 185 | 86 |
163 | Well, it's a little irritating but they'll be gone long before you or me. | 1.4884 | 0.02439 | 776 | 479 | 215 | 82 |
164 | Don't worry. I think they'll be extinct soon. | 1.4882 | 0.02397 | 764 | 463 | 229 | 72 |
165 | We need to address the cavemen in the room. | 1.4879 | 0.02506 | 742 | 460 | 202 | 80 |
166 | They seem cute now, but wait for the Anthropocene. | 1.4866 | 0.02613 | 672 | 415 | 187 | 70 |
167 | These are the artists I was telling you about | 1.4856 | 0.02553 | 694 | 427 | 197 | 70 |
168 | These things will be the death of me. | 1.4853 | 0.02501 | 750 | 468 | 200 | 82 |
169 | It’s no problem, they exterminate themselves. | 1.4837 | 0.02514 | 736 | 459 | 198 | 79 |
170 | Thats the last time I sleep in a cheap cave. | 1.4834 | 0.02465 | 722 | 441 | 213 | 68 |
171 | Can we keep them? | 1.4830 | 0.02505 | 706 | 433 | 205 | 68 |
172 | I give them 10,000 years tops. | 1.4822 | 0.02772 | 562 | 342 | 169 | 51 |
173 | I know. They're bad this year. | 1.4818 | 0.02855 | 523 | 317 | 160 | 46 |
174 | I don't know what the hell is going on, but when it was colder we never had to deal with these buggers. | 1.4802 | 0.02573 | 683 | 424 | 190 | 69 |
175 | Be honest. Do they make me look fat? | 1.4801 | 0.02547 | 702 | 437 | 193 | 72 |
176 | My daughter's school had an outbreak. I don't want to talk about it. | 1.4794 | 0.02553 | 678 | 418 | 195 | 65 |
177 | I've been tested - I swear. | 1.4782 | 0.02543 | 688 | 426 | 195 | 67 |
178 | They're here to decorate our cave. | 1.4782 | 0.02543 | 688 | 426 | 195 | 67 |
179 | I find their indifference to futility rather cute. | 1.4777 | 0.03000 | 494 | 306 | 140 | 48 |
180 | I liked it better when they just painted us. | 1.4773 | 0.02409 | 683 | 413 | 217 | 52 |
181 | I'm stuffed. Do you want the rest of these? | 1.4765 | 0.02606 | 659 | 410 | 184 | 65 |
182 | Actually, I’d rather have the fleas back. | 1.4762 | 0.03205 | 420 | 258 | 124 | 38 |
183 | Do you want to tell them about the Endangered Species Act, or should I? | 1.4753 | 0.02560 | 669 | 414 | 192 | 63 |
184 | The doctor says not to worry; they’re gatherers, not hunters.” | 1.4748 | 0.02554 | 655 | 402 | 195 | 58 |
185 | What part of “mammoth” do they not understand? | 1.4748 | 0.02608 | 655 | 408 | 183 | 64 |
186 | You should get tested. | 1.4743 | 0.02597 | 662 | 413 | 184 | 65 |
187 | I know I should get rid of them, but they’re so darn cute. | 1.4743 | 0.02597 | 662 | 413 | 184 | 65 |
188 | Another outbreak of Neander-dander. | 1.4741 | 0.02658 | 656 | 417 | 168 | 71 |
189 | What harm can they do with their tiny little brains? | 1.4738 | 0.02567 | 650 | 400 | 192 | 58 |
190 | They're driving me to extinction. | 1.4730 | 0.02738 | 647 | 417 | 154 | 76 |
191 | I hate human season. They absolutely eat me alive. | 1.4721 | 0.02738 | 627 | 400 | 158 | 69 |
192 | They won't be able to do anything; they're a committee. | 1.4708 | 0.02691 | 633 | 401 | 166 | 66 |
193 | I like to keep my enemies close. | 1.4694 | 0.02691 | 605 | 378 | 170 | 57 |
194 | Mom, the school just sent me home | 1.4688 | 0.02641 | 608 | 376 | 179 | 53 |
195 | I know it seems a little new-agey, but this acupuncture stuff really works!" | 1.4682 | 0.02662 | 598 | 370 | 176 | 52 |
196 | They'll never draw it like this. | 1.4676 | 0.02934 | 571 | 373 | 129 | 69 |
197 | What do you think? How much longer before I just roll over? | 1.4671 | 0.02671 | 608 | 380 | 172 | 56 |
198 | I can't hurt them – they have pictures of us on their walls! | 1.4666 | 0.02785 | 598 | 383 | 151 | 64 |
199 | Are you sure that mattress was new? | 1.4666 | 0.02754 | 598 | 380 | 157 | 61 |
200 | The glaciers retreat and these pests arrive. For me, the next ice age can't come soon enough. | 1.4650 | 0.02602 | 600 | 368 | 185 | 47 |
201 | I thought we'd do take-home tonight. | 1.4649 | 0.03030 | 499 | 319 | 128 | 52 |
202 | I don't know...do these people make me look fat? | 1.4647 | 0.03122 | 467 | 298 | 121 | 48 |
203 | The meds were making me sleepy, so I'm trying something holistic. | 1.4646 | 0.02673 | 594 | 370 | 172 | 52 |
204 | You'll never guess which of us goes extinct | 1.4643 | 0.02736 | 575 | 360 | 163 | 52 |
205 | Where's my lint roller? | 1.4635 | 0.03067 | 466 | 294 | 128 | 44 |
206 | I brought take-out | 1.4632 | 0.02788 | 585 | 379 | 145 | 61 |
207 | I'm having a little work done. | 1.4632 | 0.02713 | 585 | 367 | 165 | 53 |
208 | Let's go down to the tarpits and find out if they can swim. | 1.4632 | 0.02702 | 585 | 366 | 167 | 52 |
209 | I picked up some appetizers for us. | 1.4630 | 0.02737 | 581 | 366 | 161 | 54 |
210 | To be honest, I admire their spirit: they’ve been hunting me all summer. | 1.4628 | 0.02669 | 564 | 346 | 175 | 43 |
211 | Ew. Mandruff. | 1.4625 | 0.02830 | 573 | 368 | 145 | 60 |
212 | They followed me home. Can I keep them? | 1.4625 | 0.02797 | 573 | 365 | 151 | 57 |
213 | I’ll miss them once they all kill each other. | 1.4623 | 0.03346 | 398 | 253 | 106 | 39 |
214 | I'm getting a tattoo. | 1.4617 | 0.03201 | 457 | 296 | 111 | 50 |
215 | We'd be in real trouble if they ever stopped squabbling and learned to work together. | 1.4617 | 0.02705 | 574 | 358 | 167 | 49 |
216 | If you don't catch it early, they really start to take over. | 1.4613 | 0.02746 | 555 | 346 | 162 | 47 |
217 | I’m trying acupuncture for my back pain. | 1.4610 | 0.02715 | 564 | 351 | 166 | 47 |
218 | They call me 'Masta Don' | 1.4604 | 0.02836 | 556 | 355 | 146 | 55 |
219 | At first it was simple backstabbing. Now it's a fight of mammoth proportions. | 1.4602 | 0.02847 | 565 | 364 | 142 | 59 |
220 | How the heck am I supposed to know if they're hunting or gathering? | 1.4602 | 0.02792 | 565 | 359 | 152 | 54 |
221 | First it was mosquitos and now cave fleas. I hate summer. | 1.4595 | 0.02839 | 555 | 355 | 145 | 55 |
222 | I wish I could get these pricks off my back. | 1.4574 | 0.02922 | 551 | 360 | 130 | 61 |
223 | Well how do you exfoliate? | 1.4569 | 0.02883 | 534 | 342 | 140 | 52 |
224 | Am I imagining things, or have they started using tools? | 1.4563 | 0.02864 | 526 | 334 | 144 | 48 |
225 | We're going to have to chat with the landlord again. | 1.4563 | 0.02787 | 526 | 328 | 156 | 42 |
226 | I can't go out with hurlers in my hair! | 1.4563 | 0.03012 | 526 | 346 | 120 | 60 |
227 | Pachydermatologists | 1.4557 | 0.02887 | 542 | 350 | 137 | 55 |
228 | I can't go back to school until they're gone! | 1.4556 | 0.02774 | 540 | 339 | 156 | 45 |
229 | ...and I can't go back to school without a doctor's note saying they've been gone one week. | 1.4556 | 0.02835 | 540 | 344 | 146 | 50 |
230 | Turns out I've got cavemen. Should I sleep somewhere else? | 1.4554 | 0.02830 | 538 | 342 | 147 | 49 |
231 | More like The Lice-Age, am I right? | 1.4554 | 0.02915 | 538 | 349 | 133 | 56 |
232 | Hey, what does tenderizing mean? | 1.4554 | 0.02768 | 538 | 342 | 149 | 46 |
233 | After dinner they're going to draw me on the wall. | 1.4549 | 0.02844 | 521 | 329 | 147 | 45 |
234 | I really think it’s time we talk about the men with spears in the room. | 1.4547 | 0.02955 | 519 | 336 | 130 | 53 |
235 | The headaches have improved but the existential fears haven't gotten any better. | 1.4545 | 0.02860 | 517 | 327 | 145 | 45 |
236 | My doctor said to call if it progresses any further than the stone age. | 1.4545 | 0.02937 | 517 | 333 | 133 | 51 |
237 | One time just for laughs, I screamed and fell to my knees. | 1.4529 | 0.02973 | 499 | 321 | 130 | 48 |
238 | Mom, can I keep them if I promise to take care of them? | 1.4528 | 0.02908 | 508 | 324 | 138 | 46 |
239 | Honey, I shrank the neanderthals. | 1.4521 | 0.02916 | 522 | 337 | 134 | 51 |
240 | They’ve gone straight from cave art to Pointillism. | 1.4519 | 0.02924 | 520 | 336 | 133 | 51 |
241 | For some reason they call me Uber. | 1.4512 | 0.03897 | 297 | 193 | 74 | 30 |
242 | Totally solves the flea problem. I plan on keeping them until they discover fire. | 1.4501 | 0.02961 | 511 | 332 | 128 | 51 |
243 | My insurance won't pay for any other type of acupuncture. | 1.4499 | 0.03008 | 509 | 334 | 121 | 54 |
244 | You have to try it; acupuncture changed my life. | 1.4484 | 0.02869 | 504 | 320 | 142 | 42 |
245 | Gotta get that screen door fixed. | 1.4482 | 0.02945 | 502 | 324 | 131 | 47 |
246 | Well, Norman, we just have to live with it. It's the lice age. | 1.4471 | 0.02989 | 501 | 327 | 124 | 50 |
247 | The Licemen Cometh | 1.4462 | 0.03158 | 493 | 333 | 100 | 60 |
248 | I reckon a stop, drop and roll will do the trick. | 1.4458 | 0.02737 | 489 | 300 | 160 | 29 |
249 | They're not hunting me. They're my emotional support posse | 1.4456 | 0.02909 | 487 | 310 | 137 | 40 |
250 | They're just a bunch of nit-pickers! | 1.4449 | 0.02925 | 490 | 314 | 134 | 42 |
251 | Should've checked the mattress | 1.4444 | 0.03067 | 468 | 305 | 118 | 45 |
252 | I'm going to get my picture painted. | 1.4444 | 0.03111 | 468 | 308 | 112 | 48 |
253 | Did you give me cavemen? | 1.4444 | 0.03052 | 468 | 304 | 120 | 44 |
254 | They call it hunting, I call it grooming. | 1.4444 | 0.03022 | 468 | 302 | 124 | 42 |
255 | It's still better than having Trump as president. | 1.4442 | 0.03187 | 484 | 328 | 97 | 59 |
256 | They're white, non-college educated voters from Michigan, Wisconsin and Pennsylvania. | 1.4440 | 0.03170 | 482 | 325 | 100 | 57 |
257 | I understand in Jersey the're much worse. | 1.4438 | 0.02938 | 480 | 309 | 129 | 41 |
258 | They're not as cute as the birds, but they seem to know just where to scratch. | 1.4436 | 0.03330 | 390 | 253 | 101 | 36 |
259 | They're called vermen. | 1.4430 | 0.03020 | 465 | 300 | 124 | 41 |
260 | They're a nuisance, but harmless, right? | 1.4430 | 0.03035 | 465 | 301 | 122 | 42 |
261 | You still have that lice comb? | 1.4428 | 0.02919 | 481 | 307 | 135 | 39 |
262 | Someday they will evolve into Republicans and make me their mascot. | 1.4420 | 0.03103 | 457 | 299 | 114 | 44 |
263 | I've been re-thinking my commitment as a herbivore. | 1.4418 | 0.03034 | 455 | 293 | 123 | 39 |
264 | They're fighting again, aren't they? Superior species my ass. | 1.4416 | 0.03125 | 471 | 313 | 108 | 50 |
265 | I’m thinking a quick dip in the tar pit will get rid of these. | 1.4416 | 0.02961 | 471 | 302 | 130 | 39 |
266 | Hope the Paleo Diet craze ends soon. | 1.4416 | 0.03139 | 471 | 314 | 106 | 51 |
267 | Not only are they worse than mosquitoes, they're wearing my mother. | 1.4414 | 0.03120 | 469 | 311 | 109 | 49 |
268 | I don't think they're contagious. | 1.4411 | 0.02979 | 467 | 300 | 128 | 39 |
269 | I shampooed with Head & Soldiers | 1.4411 | 0.03115 | 467 | 309 | 110 | 48 |
270 | I don't know, they're itchy and angry so I think I'll call them crabs. | 1.4409 | 0.03052 | 474 | 311 | 117 | 46 |
271 | I forgot to wear my human collar. | 1.4408 | 0.03092 | 456 | 298 | 115 | 43 |
272 | I should've gotten the vaccination. | 1.4389 | 0.02987 | 458 | 294 | 127 | 37 |
273 | They hunt. I gather. | 1.4386 | 0.02996 | 456 | 293 | 126 | 37 |
274 | Dr. Mitchell says it's Cavemeningitis. | 1.4382 | 0.03081 | 445 | 289 | 117 | 39 |
275 | And we're the ones who eventually go extinct? | 1.4368 | 0.03035 | 451 | 292 | 121 | 38 |
276 | We"re safe until they get guns | 1.4368 | 0.03083 | 451 | 295 | 115 | 41 |
277 | Sure it’s symbiotic now but I have a bad feeling about how this going to evolve. | 1.4368 | 0.03019 | 451 | 291 | 123 | 37 |
278 | I got the idea watching little birds cleaning a crocodile’s mouth. | 1.4362 | 0.03103 | 447 | 293 | 113 | 41 |
279 | The humans are all over this summer | 1.4362 | 0.03004 | 447 | 287 | 125 | 35 |
280 | ...and we're the ones going extinct?! | 1.4360 | 0.03096 | 445 | 291 | 114 | 40 |
281 | I think my husband is cheating on me. I don't know how else I could have gotten humans. | 1.4360 | 0.03145 | 445 | 294 | 108 | 43 |
282 | Got these back scratchers on Amazon. | 1.4360 | 0.03063 | 445 | 289 | 118 | 38 |
283 | Why bother? I hear they're on the verge of extinction. | 1.4360 | 0.02997 | 445 | 285 | 126 | 34 |
284 | I miss when they just drew on the walls.... | 1.4360 | 0.02997 | 445 | 285 | 126 | 34 |
285 | Go ahead, one won't kill you," you said | 1.4353 | 0.03065 | 448 | 292 | 117 | 39 |
286 | You know, in a way I'm kind of looking forward to extinction. | 1.4341 | 0.03153 | 440 | 291 | 107 | 42 |
287 | They were fine until they invented fire. | 1.4341 | 0.02985 | 440 | 287 | 117 | 35 |
288 | Apparently the best way to remove these things is by laying in a glacier for ten thousand years. | 1.4341 | 0.03070 | 440 | 286 | 117 | 37 |
289 | I was going to have them removed but my plan won't cover it. | 1.4335 | 0.03056 | 436 | 282 | 119 | 35 |
290 | I don’t like the way this is evolving. | 1.4333 | 0.03100 | 420 | 271 | 116 | 33 |
291 | What is it? Do I have something in my teeth? | 1.4332 | 0.03048 | 434 | 280 | 120 | 34 |
292 | They were on sale. | 1.4332 | 0.03117 | 434 | 284 | 112 | 38 |
293 | Doc says two to three weeks and they'll turn on each other. | 1.4332 | 0.03083 | 434 | 282 | 116 | 36 |
294 | What brand of shampoo did you use to get rid of yours? | 1.4329 | 0.03004 | 432 | 276 | 125 | 31 |
295 | I'm telling you, they'll be the death of us all. | 1.4320 | 0.03159 | 419 | 274 | 109 | 36 |
296 | They’re a mammoth pain in my butt. | 1.4320 | 0.03086 | 419 | 270 | 117 | 32 |
297 | I need a mastodontist. | 1.4320 | 0.03105 | 419 | 271 | 115 | 33 |
298 | I forgot to put on repellant before I left. | 1.4319 | 0.03121 | 433 | 284 | 111 | 38 |
299 | Seven, yes. Magnificent, no. | 1.4306 | 0.03019 | 425 | 272 | 123 | 30 |
300 | Don't worry--they're almost extinct. | 1.4303 | 0.03101 | 423 | 275 | 114 | 34 |
301 | The leader is a guy named Gulliver. | 1.4299 | 0.03201 | 421 | 279 | 103 | 39 |
302 | I can't believe this is covered by insurance! | 1.4296 | 0.03178 | 405 | 264 | 108 | 33 |
303 | One day, when our advanced age is gone, these little parasites will probably rule the world. | 1.4265 | 0.03235 | 408 | 271 | 100 | 37 |
304 | I slept in that cheap cave down in the valley last night, why? | 1.4265 | 0.03063 | 408 | 262 | 118 | 28 |
305 | Can you recommend a good pachydermatologist? | 1.4261 | 0.03228 | 406 | 269 | 101 | 36 |
306 | What do you mean I have cave lice? | 1.4236 | 0.03188 | 399 | 262 | 105 | 32 |
307 | Get the tweezers. | 1.4232 | 0.03199 | 397 | 261 | 104 | 32 |
308 | Right. And you have a herd of giant unicorns on yours. | 1.4232 | 0.03239 | 397 | 263 | 100 | 34 |
309 | I was skeptical but my back hasn't felt this good in years. | 1.4232 | 0.03119 | 397 | 257 | 112 | 28 |
310 | These guys are the best. They do pest control and barefoot back massage at the same time. | 1.4232 | 0.03297 | 397 | 266 | 94 | 37 |
311 | They're great for those hard-to-reach areas. | 1.4228 | 0.03088 | 395 | 254 | 115 | 26 |
312 | It was a Groupon. | 1.4228 | 0.03250 | 395 | 262 | 99 | 34 |
313 | The dinosaurs had it easy not having to deal with this | 1.4224 | 0.03222 | 393 | 259 | 102 | 32 |
314 | Soooo much easier than rolling on the ground. | 1.4224 | 0.03077 | 393 | 252 | 116 | 25 |
315 | At first I was concerned until I realized they were more interested in fighting with each other. | 1.4224 | 0.03222 | 393 | 259 | 102 | 32 |
316 | I think they’re trying to kill me. On a lighter note, my back pain is gone. | 1.4223 | 0.03221 | 386 | 253 | 103 | 30 |
317 | They call it Acupuncture and my back feels so much better. | 1.4223 | 0.03200 | 386 | 252 | 105 | 29 |
318 | When they quit feeling good, I simply roll over. | 1.4223 | 0.03158 | 386 | 250 | 109 | 27 |
319 | I must have picked them up coming through the tall grass. | 1.4220 | 0.03151 | 391 | 254 | 109 | 28 |
320 | For them, it’s a mammoth undertaking. | 1.4220 | 0.03253 | 391 | 259 | 99 | 33 |
321 | They pop if you squeeze them. | 1.4212 | 0.03377 | 387 | 262 | 87 | 38 |
322 | It kinda feels like when your leg falls asleep. | 1.4209 | 0.03226 | 392 | 259 | 101 | 32 |
323 | Still think climate change is a hoax? | 1.4206 | 0.03331 | 378 | 252 | 93 | 33 |
324 | They sent me home from camp | 1.4202 | 0.03301 | 376 | 249 | 96 | 31 |
325 | As long as they don’t evolve and multiply things should be fine | 1.4202 | 0.03301 | 376 | 249 | 96 | 31 |
326 | I gotta get rid of them before they discover fire. | 1.4202 | 0.03279 | 376 | 248 | 98 | 30 |
327 | I’m not worried. They’ll invent the wheel and move on. | 1.4194 | 0.03259 | 372 | 247 | 94 | 29 |
328 | It’s not the heat, it’s that pesky humanity! | 1.4193 | 0.03210 | 384 | 252 | 103 | 29 |
329 | And, dammit, I used the spray before I went out. | 1.4193 | 0.03272 | 384 | 255 | 97 | 32 |
330 | Hominits. | 1.4188 | 0.03305 | 382 | 255 | 94 | 33 |
331 | It feels good and they get to keep what they find. | 1.4188 | 0.03263 | 382 | 253 | 98 | 31 |
332 | They're a delicious snack, but I think the toothpicks are just pretentious. | 1.4184 | 0.03379 | 380 | 257 | 87 | 36 |
333 | They said one of 7 dwarves is Grumpy, but they really all are." | 1.4184 | 0.03254 | 380 | 251 | 99 | 30 |
334 | Cute, aren't they. I mean, what harm could they do? | 1.4184 | 0.03296 | 380 | 253 | 95 | 32 |
335 | Quick! Draw this on the wall! | 1.4184 | 0.03275 | 380 | 252 | 97 | 31 |
336 | On the plus side, it’s nice to have men fight over me. | 1.4184 | 0.03296 | 380 | 253 | 95 | 32 |
337 | Well, Edna, I sure didn't get them off of a toilet seat. | 1.4184 | 0.03275 | 380 | 252 | 97 | 31 |
338 | Let's go to the tarpits to see if they float | 1.4184 | 0.03317 | 380 | 254 | 93 | 33 |
339 | I think it's some issue about me being in the room. | 1.4180 | 0.03371 | 378 | 255 | 88 | 35 |
340 | When was the last time we had the cave fumigated? | 1.4180 | 0.03265 | 378 | 250 | 98 | 30 |
341 | The doctor confirmed it was humans, but gave me a special shampoo. | 1.4180 | 0.03156 | 378 | 245 | 108 | 25 |
342 | Be honest. Did I get any on me? | 1.4178 | 0.03352 | 371 | 248 | 91 | 32 |
343 | I don't mind, as long as they don't invent fire. | 1.4167 | 0.03301 | 372 | 247 | 95 | 30 |
344 | At first it was really annoying, but then my back pain went away... | 1.4155 | 0.03060 | 361 | 228 | 116 | 17 |
345 | My back has felt so much better since I started acupuncture. | 1.4150 | 0.03219 | 359 | 233 | 103 | 23 |
346 | Their words hurt the most... | 1.4150 | 0.03475 | 359 | 244 | 81 | 34 |
347 | They're called Democrats. They're no threat as long as they're squabbling among themselves. | 1.4150 | 0.03452 | 359 | 243 | 83 | 33 |
348 | I would, but I'm vegan. | 1.4150 | 0.03429 | 359 | 242 | 85 | 32 |
349 | By the time they've finally worked out how stupid they are, I'll be long gone. | 1.4150 | 0.03314 | 359 | 237 | 95 | 27 |
350 | Honestly, I never really believed in acupuncture either, but all my friends said, “Oh, you’ve just got to give these guys a try.” | 1.4150 | 0.03407 | 359 | 241 | 87 | 31 |
351 | I wouldn't even mind really, but they keep asking for the wifi password. | 1.4150 | 0.03541 | 359 | 247 | 75 | 37 |
352 | The insurance only pays for two to get removed per visit. | 1.4150 | 0.03361 | 359 | 239 | 91 | 29 |
353 | I brought appetizers. | 1.4150 | 0.03429 | 359 | 242 | 85 | 32 |
354 | …But no – Doug has to come to work, and now the whole office is infected. | 1.4150 | 0.03361 | 359 | 239 | 91 | 29 |
355 | Do we have any more of that Neanderthal repellent? | 1.4146 | 0.03160 | 369 | 239 | 107 | 23 |
356 | Sure it's annoying, but they're on the endangered list so I put up with it. | 1.4146 | 0.03206 | 369 | 241 | 103 | 25 |
357 | The doctor said to return if they invent fire. | 1.4146 | 0.03319 | 369 | 246 | 93 | 30 |
358 | I’m not worried, as dumb as they are they’ll be extinct soon. | 1.4142 | 0.03263 | 367 | 242 | 98 | 27 |
359 | It’s called acupuncture and it’s doing wonders for my chronic back pain. | 1.4142 | 0.03331 | 367 | 245 | 92 | 30 |
360 | It’s the little things that bother me. | 1.4142 | 0.03331 | 367 | 247 | 89 | 31 |
361 | "No, they don't bother me right now, but I understand the long-term effects aren't that well understood yet..." | 1.4142 | 0.03263 | 367 | 242 | 98 | 27 |
362 | I think I'd prefer the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune. | 1.4142 | 0.03397 | 367 | 248 | 86 | 33 |
363 | A little Pleistocene psoriasis. And you? | 1.4142 | 0.03375 | 367 | 247 | 88 | 32 |
364 | Acupuncturists. You should try them. | 1.4137 | 0.03206 | 365 | 238 | 103 | 24 |
365 | Its called acupuncture, very new age. | 1.4137 | 0.03275 | 365 | 241 | 97 | 27 |
366 | They can't find the elephant in the room | 1.4132 | 0.03468 | 363 | 248 | 80 | 35 |
367 | They were cute when there were only two. | 1.4127 | 0.03414 | 361 | 244 | 85 | 32 |
368 | I wore a condom" my ass | 1.4119 | 0.03545 | 352 | 242 | 75 | 35 |
369 | Little pricks! | 1.4108 | 0.03374 | 353 | 236 | 89 | 28 |
370 | They call me “Earth.” | 1.4094 | 0.03547 | 342 | 234 | 76 | 32 |
371 | A little more to the right. | 1.4094 | 0.03424 | 342 | 229 | 86 | 27 |
372 | They just want a ride over to La Brea. | 1.4086 | 0.03368 | 350 | 234 | 89 | 27 |
373 | I"m going to wash these men right out of my hair. | 1.4086 | 0.03392 | 350 | 235 | 87 | 28 |
374 | Retirement got boring and Uber needed the competition. | 1.4086 | 0.03534 | 350 | 241 | 75 | 34 |
375 | They're trying so hard and I don't have the heart to tell them that it actually feels good. | 1.4086 | 0.03392 | 350 | 235 | 87 | 28 |
376 | The doctor said it is a case of 'Man.' It's terminal. | 1.4086 | 0.03440 | 350 | 237 | 83 | 30 |
377 | Can I borrow your mandruff shampoo? | 1.4086 | 0.03392 | 350 | 235 | 87 | 28 |
378 | It's called acupuncture and it did wonders for Ethel's sciatica. | 1.4086 | 0.03416 | 350 | 236 | 85 | 29 |
379 | Honey, can you get the fleanderthal spray? These guys are killing me. | 1.4080 | 0.03478 | 348 | 237 | 80 | 31 |
380 | Mom always said they die off once the first good glacier hits. | 1.4080 | 0.03205 | 348 | 226 | 102 | 20 |
381 | You should see the crew that does my nails. | 1.4077 | 0.03413 | 336 | 224 | 87 | 25 |
382 | We have a deal. I chase off the saber tooths, and they take care of the ticks. | 1.4077 | 0.03387 | 336 | 223 | 89 | 24 |
383 | I’ve tried everything, but I just can’t get rid of this mandruff! | 1.4076 | 0.03404 | 341 | 228 | 87 | 26 |
384 | It's a mammoth problem. | 1.4064 | 0.03345 | 342 | 227 | 91 | 24 |
385 | You change the sheets while I go roll around in the tar pit. | 1.4064 | 0.03319 | 342 | 226 | 93 | 23 |
386 | Really? An existential threat? But they're so cute. | 1.4064 | 0.03215 | 342 | 222 | 101 | 19 |
387 | I took the shortcut through Olduvai Gorge. | 1.4059 | 0.03534 | 340 | 233 | 76 | 31 |
388 | Look, I'm a hunter-gatherer. | 1.4059 | 0.03583 | 340 | 235 | 72 | 33 |
389 | By the way, hunting season started today. | 1.4059 | 0.03460 | 340 | 230 | 82 | 28 |
390 | It's always the little guys that stab you in the back. | 1.4059 | 0.03435 | 340 | 229 | 84 | 27 |
391 | I liked them better as neighbors when they were just gatherers | 1.4059 | 0.03435 | 340 | 229 | 84 | 27 |
392 | If this keeps up I'm booking an appointment with a paleontologist. | 1.4059 | 0.03306 | 340 | 224 | 94 | 22 |
393 | Hey honey, what's the name of those birds the rhinos use? | 1.4059 | 0.03384 | 340 | 227 | 88 | 25 |
394 | Honey, you forgot to shut the screen door again. | 1.4059 | 0.03485 | 340 | 231 | 80 | 29 |
395 | My pachydermotologist says they'll do wonders for the skin. | 1.4059 | 0.03332 | 340 | 225 | 92 | 23 |
396 | They followed me home, Mom, can I keep em? | 1.4049 | 0.03317 | 326 | 213 | 94 | 19 |
397 | The doctor said they are a new species of parasites. | 1.4048 | 0.03499 | 331 | 224 | 80 | 27 |
398 | The road to extinction is paved with that kind of apathy, Charles. | 1.4048 | 0.03393 | 331 | 220 | 88 | 23 |
399 | My insurance plan finally covers acupuncture. | 1.4048 | 0.03447 | 331 | 222 | 84 | 25 |
400 | I don’t have the heart to tell them it only tickles. | 1.4048 | 0.03525 | 331 | 225 | 78 | 28 |
401 | Where'd you put the Neanderthal spray | 1.4048 | 0.03420 | 331 | 221 | 86 | 24 |
402 | People are so annoying. | 1.4048 | 0.03499 | 331 | 224 | 80 | 27 |
403 | Please explain how we are the ones that go extinct. | 1.4048 | 0.03551 | 331 | 226 | 76 | 29 |
404 | Last time we vacation in Lilliput. | 1.4048 | 0.03577 | 331 | 227 | 74 | 30 |
405 | It’s a new kind of parasite called Man. | 1.4048 | 0.03473 | 331 | 223 | 82 | 26 |
406 | I couldn't find a flea collar in my size. | 1.4048 | 0.03420 | 331 | 221 | 86 | 24 |
407 | How bad is it, doc? Fleas? Ticks? Heretics? | 1.4048 | 0.03473 | 331 | 223 | 82 | 26 |
408 | They say this new acupuncture treatment may help lower back pain. | 1.4038 | 0.03494 | 317 | 212 | 82 | 23 |
409 | Two more and I’ll have the complete set. | 1.4036 | 0.03568 | 332 | 228 | 74 | 30 |
410 | Time to dehumanize. | 1.4036 | 0.03517 | 332 | 226 | 78 | 28 |
411 | Luckily for me they haven't discovered fire yet. | 1.4030 | 0.03310 | 335 | 221 | 93 | 21 |
412 | Say hello to my little friends. | 1.4025 | 0.03558 | 323 | 220 | 76 | 27 |
413 | Worried? No. It's just a bunch of little pricks. | 1.4014 | 0.03820 | 289 | 199 | 64 | 26 |
414 | I miss the dinosaurs. | 1.4013 | 0.03629 | 314 | 215 | 72 | 27 |
415 | They're irritating but I can't imagine them causing any real harm. | 1.4006 | 0.03492 | 317 | 213 | 81 | 23 |
416 | I'm stuck in the lice age. | 1.4006 | 0.03604 | 317 | 217 | 73 | 27 |
417 | You know those cave drawings we've been seeing around? | 1.4006 | 0.03405 | 317 | 210 | 87 | 20 |
418 | I need to get this looked at before they start to spread. | 1.4006 | 0.03463 | 317 | 212 | 83 | 22 |
419 | Are you going to ask how my day was? | 1.4006 | 0.03548 | 317 | 215 | 77 | 25 |
420 | Yet another anti-human-spray with empty promises. | 1.4006 | 0.03463 | 317 | 216 | 77 | 24 |
421 | 'Parasites' is such an ugly word. I think of them as my personal groomers. | 1.4006 | 0.03285 | 317 | 206 | 95 | 16 |
422 | My mom's an anti-vaxxer. | 1.4006 | 0.03686 | 317 | 220 | 67 | 30 |
423 | You lie down with dogs, you get up with Neanderthals | 1.4006 | 0.03346 | 317 | 208 | 91 | 18 |
424 | CBD oil? Really | 1.4006 | 0.03405 | 317 | 210 | 87 | 20 |
425 | It's just until I pay off my student loans | 1.4006 | 0.03604 | 317 | 217 | 73 | 27 |
426 | Cave mites. | 1.4000 | 0.03477 | 315 | 211 | 82 | 22 |
427 | I keep my friends close and my enemies closer. | 1.4000 | 0.03389 | 315 | 208 | 88 | 19 |
428 | I wouldn't call it parasitic, it's really more you scratch my back and I won't step on you. | 1.4000 | 0.03477 | 315 | 211 | 82 | 22 |
429 | Where’s the mandruff shampoo? | 1.4000 | 0.03389 | 315 | 208 | 88 | 19 |
430 | Acupuncture, you said! That’s the last time I listen to you! | 1.3994 | 0.03528 | 323 | 220 | 77 | 26 |
431 | I think I have Neanderthals, doc. | 1.3994 | 0.03446 | 323 | 217 | 83 | 23 |
432 | Some folks say they're sentient, and it's cruel to kill them... | 1.3994 | 0.03389 | 323 | 215 | 87 | 21 |
433 | I’m beginning to think they aren’t licensed acupuncturists. | 1.3994 | 0.03528 | 323 | 220 | 77 | 26 |
434 | Not to worry, the next ice age will kill them all! | 1.3994 | 0.03473 | 323 | 218 | 81 | 24 |
435 | This is my favorite party snack because they come with their own toothpicks. | 1.3994 | 0.03501 | 323 | 219 | 79 | 25 |
436 | I have a mammoth itch! | 1.3994 | 0.03662 | 323 | 225 | 67 | 31 |
437 | I picked up dinner for us on the way home. | 1.3994 | 0.03389 | 323 | 215 | 87 | 21 |
438 | I really think it’s time they discover agriculture.” | 1.3994 | 0.03555 | 323 | 221 | 75 | 27 |
439 | A little to the left...ahhhh, that's the spot! | 1.3988 | 0.03340 | 326 | 216 | 90 | 20 |
440 | It's hard to believe that we'll be the ones that end up extinct. | 1.3988 | 0.03460 | 321 | 219 | 78 | 24 |
441 | Maybe we should go in. They're really bad tonight. | 1.3988 | 0.03460 | 321 | 216 | 82 | 23 |
442 | There’s something I need to get off my back. | 1.3988 | 0.03598 | 321 | 221 | 72 | 28 |
443 | I have no idea why, but when they poke me, my knee pain goes away. | 1.3988 | 0.03460 | 321 | 216 | 82 | 23 |
444 | Wait till you see the vegans. | 1.3981 | 0.03530 | 319 | 217 | 77 | 25 |
445 | I swear I've only been with you! I don't know where I picked these up! | 1.3981 | 0.03558 | 319 | 218 | 75 | 26 |
446 | I think I picked them up at daycare | 1.3981 | 0.03417 | 319 | 213 | 85 | 21 |
447 | Do these make me look mammoth? | 1.3981 | 0.03558 | 319 | 218 | 75 | 26 |
448 | You may want to get yourself checked. | 1.3981 | 0.03474 | 319 | 215 | 81 | 23 |
449 | I'm sure it's nothing. | 1.3981 | 0.03522 | 309 | 208 | 79 | 22 |
450 | It's called acupuncture and it's very progressive. | 1.3975 | 0.03489 | 317 | 214 | 80 | 23 |
451 | Ignore these guys. What harm can they do? | 1.3975 | 0.03573 | 317 | 217 | 74 | 26 |
452 | I'm just going to wait until they go extinct. | 1.3954 | 0.03420 | 306 | 203 | 85 | 18 |
453 | Can you believe they will survive us? | 1.3954 | 0.03603 | 306 | 209 | 73 | 24 |
454 | Cave men? Thank goodness! I was afraid it was psoriasis. | 1.3954 | 0.03513 | 306 | 206 | 79 | 21 |
455 | I wouldn'd mind so much if they weren't singing ABBA. | 1.3954 | 0.03543 | 306 | 207 | 77 | 22 |
456 | Would it kill you to say hi to the new neighbors? | 1.3954 | 0.03543 | 306 | 207 | 77 | 22 |
457 | It's a symbiotic relationship. They get fresh meat, and I get to miss the Trump presidency. | 1.3954 | 0.03749 | 306 | 214 | 63 | 29 |
458 | They're woolly bullies. | 1.3954 | 0.03482 | 306 | 205 | 81 | 20 |
459 | Woolly bullies. | 1.3954 | 0.03603 | 306 | 209 | 73 | 24 |
460 | I call it death by a thousand cuts. | 1.3947 | 0.03497 | 304 | 206 | 77 | 21 |
461 | I swear it isn't sexually transmitted! | 1.3947 | 0.03305 | 304 | 205 | 82 | 17 |
462 | I've got the seven spears itch. | 1.3947 | 0.03649 | 304 | 209 | 70 | 25 |
463 | Nah, I’m not too bothered. They’ll be extinct in no time. | 1.3947 | 0.03528 | 304 | 205 | 78 | 21 |
464 | Oh, don’t worry—a species this clueless will soon be extinct. | 1.3947 | 0.03434 | 304 | 202 | 84 | 18 |
465 | The neanderthals are really biting today. | 1.3941 | 0.03380 | 307 | 203 | 87 | 17 |
466 | It’s ok, they’re vegans | 1.3929 | 0.03433 | 308 | 206 | 83 | 19 |
467 | At least they'll be extinct soon. | 1.3907 | 0.03662 | 302 | 209 | 68 | 25 |
468 | I really should've gotten vaccinated. | 1.3907 | 0.03721 | 302 | 211 | 64 | 27 |
469 | After they get the fleas, I'll have them shine the tusks. | 1.3907 | 0.03477 | 302 | 203 | 80 | 19 |
470 | That's what I get for relying on herd immunity | 1.3907 | 0.03662 | 302 | 209 | 68 | 25 |
471 | Oh, they’re just hitching a ride to the Trump rally. | 1.3907 | 0.03780 | 302 | 213 | 60 | 29 |
472 | Uber ride share, Its a living. | 1.3900 | 0.03617 | 300 | 206 | 71 | 23 |
473 | They're a bunch of little pricks! | 1.3900 | 0.03678 | 300 | 208 | 67 | 25 |
474 | You still eating Paleo? | 1.3900 | 0.03617 | 300 | 206 | 71 | 23 |
475 | It’s a good thing I’m both woolly and mammoth. | 1.3894 | 0.03436 | 303 | 203 | 82 | 18 |
476 | Remember that tiny painting we saw? I told you it looked like me. | 1.3893 | 0.03474 | 298 | 200 | 80 | 18 |
477 | It's my week for the car pool. | 1.3893 | 0.03474 | 298 | 200 | 80 | 18 |
478 | I admire their optimism | 1.3893 | 0.03474 | 298 | 200 | 80 | 18 |
479 | At first I was skeptical but my back feels so much better. | 1.3893 | 0.03507 | 298 | 201 | 78 | 19 |
480 | I brought the hors d'oeuvres | 1.3893 | 0.03633 | 298 | 205 | 70 | 23 |
481 | You're right! Acupuncture is helping! | 1.3893 | 0.03571 | 298 | 203 | 74 | 21 |
482 | I just hope they're cannibals. | 1.3893 | 0.03695 | 298 | 207 | 66 | 25 |
483 | Everyone at school has them. | 1.3885 | 0.03456 | 296 | 198 | 81 | 17 |
484 | I see the monkey on your back as evolved and multiplied | 1.3885 | 0.03618 | 296 | 203 | 71 | 22 |
485 | They’re supposed to help me quit smoking. | 1.3881 | 0.03605 | 286 | 194 | 73 | 19 |
486 | Best back scratch I've ever had. | 1.3878 | 0.03603 | 294 | 201 | 72 | 21 |
487 | Don't worry. Global warming will get them, too | 1.3878 | 0.03635 | 294 | 202 | 70 | 22 |
488 | They say acupuncture helps with back pain. | 1.3878 | 0.03603 | 294 | 201 | 72 | 21 |
489 | My doctor told me to inform all of my previous partners… | 1.3878 | 0.03537 | 294 | 199 | 76 | 19 |
490 | It's a new grooming service but I think I like the Monkeys better." | 1.3878 | 0.03537 | 294 | 199 | 76 | 19 |
491 | They’re all just a bunch of backstabbers. | 1.3878 | 0.03603 | 294 | 201 | 72 | 21 |
492 | My campaign message is for them to go back where they came from. | 1.3873 | 0.03886 | 284 | 201 | 56 | 27 |
493 | I can see the writing on the wall... | 1.3870 | 0.03553 | 292 | 200 | 72 | 20 |
494 | I know they're parasites but I think we should respect all living creatures | 1.3870 | 0.03553 | 292 | 198 | 75 | 19 |
495 | Do these Neanderthals make me look fat? | 1.3870 | 0.03520 | 292 | 197 | 77 | 18 |
496 | Too bad we’re prehistoric. This has the makings of a very compelling narrative. | 1.3870 | 0.03553 | 292 | 198 | 75 | 19 |
497 | I'm starting to think they'll be the death of me. | 1.3870 | 0.03651 | 292 | 201 | 69 | 22 |
498 | Doc gave me a special shampoo. Should be gone in a week. | 1.3865 | 0.03496 | 282 | 188 | 79 | 15 |
499 | At least they haven't discovered fire yet. | 1.3865 | 0.03603 | 282 | 191 | 73 | 18 |
500 | I found them on Amazon. | 1.3865 | 0.03906 | 282 | 200 | 55 | 27 |
501 | It probably goes without saying but you should get tested. | 1.3865 | 0.03532 | 282 | 189 | 77 | 16 |
502 | I liked our neighbors more when they were just gatherers... | 1.3865 | 0.03638 | 282 | 192 | 71 | 19 |
503 | I’m not judging you, but I didn’t have parasites when we met. | 1.3865 | 0.03774 | 282 | 196 | 63 | 23 |
504 | It looks weird,but after a half-hour session,I feel reinvigorated. | 1.3865 | 0.03672 | 282 | 193 | 69 | 20 |
505 | I can't wait until these annoying little bastards are extinct. | 1.3865 | 0.03707 | 282 | 194 | 67 | 21 |
506 | What can I say? Men are just more attracted to me. | 1.3865 | 0.03603 | 282 | 191 | 73 | 18 |
507 | For your information I only shared a towel with her. | 1.3857 | 0.03548 | 280 | 191 | 72 | 17 |
508 | The Doctor says they should be gone in 2-3 thousand years. | 1.3857 | 0.03792 | 280 | 195 | 62 | 23 |
509 | Half of my kid's class has them. | 1.3857 | 0.03724 | 280 | 193 | 66 | 21 |
510 | Once they discover protein, we could be in trouble. | 1.3857 | 0.03512 | 280 | 187 | 78 | 15 |
511 | A little to the right. | 1.3857 | 0.03724 | 280 | 193 | 66 | 21 |
512 | Do you have any humanicide? | 1.3857 | 0.03655 | 280 | 191 | 70 | 19 |
513 | Would you mind helping me bring in the groceries? | 1.3857 | 0.03655 | 280 | 191 | 70 | 19 |
514 | I wish someone would discover fire already so we could light that citronella candle. | 1.3857 | 0.03530 | 280 | 195 | 65 | 20 |
515 | Well they do worry me, but I don't think they have much of a future. | 1.3854 | 0.03482 | 288 | 193 | 79 | 16 |
516 | Can you check me for humans, please? | 1.3854 | 0.03517 | 288 | 194 | 77 | 17 |
517 | I liked it better when they were just gatherers. | 1.3852 | 0.03730 | 283 | 196 | 65 | 22 |
518 | The Ice Age can’t come soon enough, Doris. | 1.3846 | 0.03601 | 286 | 195 | 72 | 19 |
519 | This is how their dependency on fossil fuels begins. | 1.3846 | 0.03735 | 286 | 199 | 64 | 23 |
520 | Honey, I think I have humans. | 1.3846 | 0.03767 | 286 | 200 | 62 | 24 |
521 | Can I keep them, they're small and won't eat much and I'll take them for walks & clean up their litter box..! Can I Ma, can I..? | 1.3846 | 0.03567 | 286 | 194 | 74 | 18 |
522 | They're lousy hunters but their paintings aren't bad. | 1.3846 | 0.03702 | 286 | 198 | 66 | 22 |
523 | Becoming a ride-share was the worst decision of my very miserable life. | 1.3846 | 0.03567 | 286 | 194 | 74 | 18 |
524 | There's a new acupuncture clinic over in the east valley | 1.3846 | 0.03635 | 286 | 199 | 66 | 21 |
525 | It's evolved into a particularly resistant strain. | 1.3838 | 0.03652 | 284 | 195 | 69 | 20 |
526 | My advice, never become a political symbol. | 1.3838 | 0.03752 | 284 | 198 | 63 | 23 |
527 | I think I rolled in a pile of Cro Magnons. | 1.3838 | 0.03652 | 284 | 195 | 69 | 20 |
528 | My wife thinks they look good on me. | 1.3838 | 0.03851 | 284 | 201 | 57 | 26 |
529 | How many times have I told you to take those things off before you come inside the cave? | 1.3838 | 0.03785 | 284 | 199 | 61 | 24 |
530 | It's lice AND men. | 1.3838 | 0.03785 | 284 | 199 | 61 | 24 |
531 | Serves me right for putting Gulliver's Travels on their summer reading list. | 1.3838 | 0.03548 | 284 | 192 | 75 | 17 |
532 | I’d rather have fleas, like everybody else. | 1.3838 | 0.03583 | 284 | 193 | 73 | 18 |
533 | Do they make me look fat? | 1.3806 | 0.03870 | 268 | 188 | 58 | 22 |
534 | It's the endless chanting that finally gets to you. | 1.3806 | 0.03834 | 268 | 187 | 60 | 21 |
535 | In their mythology, all of this is taking place on the back of a giant turtle. | 1.3806 | 0.03723 | 268 | 184 | 66 | 18 |
536 | Fresh hors d'oeuvres, as requested. | 1.3806 | 0.03723 | 268 | 187 | 61 | 19 |
537 | My kid picked them up at school and now the whole family has them. | 1.3796 | 0.03555 | 274 | 185 | 74 | 15 |
538 | Don't worry, they'll soon be extinct. | 1.3796 | 0.03738 | 274 | 190 | 64 | 20 |
539 | One more and I’ll have the full set. | 1.3796 | 0.03774 | 274 | 191 | 62 | 21 |
540 | I have it again - that feeling of pins and needles. | 1.3796 | 0.03702 | 274 | 189 | 66 | 19 |
541 | My skin care routine wasn't effective enough, so I've hired some estheticians. | 1.3796 | 0.03629 | 274 | 187 | 70 | 17 |
542 | Where do we keep the hominid spray? | 1.3796 | 0.03629 | 274 | 187 | 70 | 17 |
543 | Don’t worry when winter comes they’ll die off. | 1.3796 | 0.03629 | 274 | 187 | 70 | 17 |
544 | It's an accommodation versus confrontation strategy. | 1.3796 | 0.03629 | 274 | 187 | 70 | 17 |
545 | Please Gary, the gender inclusive term is cave PEOPLE. | 1.3796 | 0.03844 | 274 | 193 | 58 | 23 |
546 | The school nurse said I have to go home so it doesn't spread. | 1.3796 | 0.03702 | 274 | 189 | 66 | 19 |
547 | I'm telling you, they're driving me to an early extinction. | 1.3796 | 0.03666 | 274 | 188 | 68 | 18 |
548 | I still worry that prehistory will be painted by the survivors. | 1.3796 | 0.03629 | 274 | 187 | 70 | 17 |
549 | They're so primitive and harmless. What can go wrong? | 1.3796 | 0.03809 | 274 | 192 | 60 | 22 |
550 | But Mom, they tickle me and they run around and sing and stuff. Can I keep them, please? Please? | 1.3796 | 0.03774 | 274 | 191 | 62 | 21 |
551 | It’s embarrassing, I know! I contracted them during my summer trip to the Neander Valley. | 1.3796 | 0.03774 | 274 | 191 | 62 | 21 |
552 | I didn't believe in acupuncture either until I tried it | 1.3796 | 0.03666 | 274 | 188 | 68 | 18 |
553 | Guess who's the new mascot for the Republican Party? | 1.3792 | 0.04068 | 269 | 195 | 46 | 28 |
554 | Nasty little creatures. I say we get rid of them now and prevent trouble down the line. | 1.3787 | 0.03720 | 272 | 188 | 65 | 19 |
555 | Yes but I'm worried if I get rid of them they'll infect the whole planet. | 1.3787 | 0.03792 | 272 | 190 | 61 | 21 |
556 | Symbiotic relationship my ass. | 1.3787 | 0.03683 | 272 | 187 | 67 | 18 |
557 | I need to change shampoos. | 1.3787 | 0.03646 | 272 | 186 | 69 | 17 |
558 | What d'ya mean ... kill us, stuff us and put us in some museum? I think they're cute! | 1.3787 | 0.03683 | 272 | 187 | 67 | 18 |
559 | I gathered a nice bunch of hunters today. | 1.3787 | 0.03720 | 272 | 188 | 65 | 19 |
560 | Just think, after they kill us off, they’re going to figure out a way to destroy the entire planet. | 1.3787 | 0.03756 | 272 | 189 | 63 | 20 |
561 | I forgot to put on the collar. | 1.3787 | 0.03792 | 272 | 190 | 61 | 21 |
562 | Some days I do get tired of all the nit-picking. | 1.3787 | 0.03571 | 272 | 184 | 73 | 15 |
563 | 'Bit further down...Oh yeah that's the spot!" | 1.3787 | 0.03683 | 272 | 187 | 67 | 18 |
564 | Don't worry, these aren't the kind that cause Lyme disease. | 1.3778 | 0.03549 | 270 | 182 | 73 | 14 |
565 | It's called fashion, Linda | 1.3778 | 0.03738 | 270 | 187 | 64 | 19 |
566 | Spearmen is my favorite flavor. | 1.3778 | 0.03738 | 270 | 187 | 64 | 19 |
567 | I swear she told me she was clean. | 1.3778 | 0.03953 | 270 | 193 | 52 | 25 |
568 | They forgot we dont forget. | 1.3769 | 0.03912 | 260 | 183 | 56 | 21 |
569 | I’m never booking on Cave.com again without checking the ratings first. | 1.3769 | 0.03718 | 268 | 185 | 65 | 18 |
570 | They usually kill themselves off pretty quickly. | 1.3769 | 0.03565 | 268 | 181 | 73 | 14 |
571 | These things are killing me. Know where I can get some homicide? | 1.3769 | 0.03756 | 268 | 186 | 63 | 19 |
572 | They’re just a bunch of little pricks ! | 1.3769 | 0.03937 | 268 | 191 | 53 | 24 |
573 | Global warming is bringing them further north. | 1.3769 | 0.03642 | 268 | 183 | 69 | 16 |
574 | Doesn’t hurt much-it’s just a few tiny pricks. | 1.3769 | 0.03681 | 268 | 184 | 67 | 17 |
575 | I'll never forget the little people who got me here. | 1.3769 | 0.03866 | 268 | 189 | 57 | 22 |
576 | These pests will be the death of us. | 1.3769 | 0.03681 | 268 | 184 | 67 | 17 |
577 | I thought we could use a little entertainment while the ice melts. | 1.3769 | 0.03793 | 268 | 187 | 61 | 20 |
578 | A sort of tingling up and down my spine, Doc | 1.3769 | 0.03565 | 268 | 181 | 73 | 14 |
579 | I call them lawyers. | 1.3769 | 0.03718 | 268 | 185 | 65 | 18 |
580 | I know, I know, but they just seem to scratch me where I itch. | 1.3769 | 0.03718 | 268 | 185 | 65 | 18 |
581 | They scratch my back. I show them where the good water holes are. | 1.3769 | 0.03642 | 268 | 183 | 69 | 16 |
582 | They’re acting like Neanderthals. | 1.3769 | 0.03793 | 268 | 187 | 61 | 20 |
583 | You were right, never pick up hitchhikers. | 1.3769 | 0.03793 | 268 | 187 | 61 | 20 |
584 | That’s the last time I buy acupuncture on Groupon. | 1.3769 | 0.03604 | 268 | 182 | 71 | 15 |
585 | Look, I just got home. I don't need you on my back too. | 1.3759 | 0.03621 | 266 | 181 | 70 | 15 |
586 | I preferred the blind men. | 1.3759 | 0.04029 | 266 | 192 | 48 | 26 |
587 | Its a good thing they are small and not too smart | 1.3759 | 0.03660 | 266 | 182 | 68 | 16 |
588 | Yes it's a mammoth responsibility. | 1.3759 | 0.03812 | 266 | 186 | 60 | 20 |
589 | Oh, they just run around, yelling Impeach! Impeach! | 1.3759 | 0.04098 | 266 | 194 | 44 | 28 |
590 | Finally found the cavemen action figures little Johnny was asking for | 1.3759 | 0.03812 | 266 | 186 | 60 | 20 |
591 | I sure hope this isn’t the same group working on the wheel. | 1.3750 | 0.03868 | 264 | 186 | 57 | 21 |
592 | How did you get rid of yours? | 1.3750 | 0.03713 | 256 | 175 | 66 | 15 |
593 | We have a symbiotic relationship; they scratch my back and I fertilize their fields. | 1.3750 | 0.03755 | 264 | 183 | 63 | 18 |
594 | The politically correct term is "little hunters." | 1.3750 | 0.03713 | 256 | 175 | 66 | 15 |
595 | They take care of whatever itches and just a little water washes them right out. | 1.3750 | 0.03716 | 264 | 182 | 65 | 17 |
596 | Oh them? They’re with the IRS, it’s death by a thousand little cuts. | 1.3750 | 0.03978 | 264 | 189 | 51 | 24 |
597 | Don't worry. I'm sure they'll be extinct before we know it. | 1.3750 | 0.03830 | 264 | 185 | 59 | 20 |
598 | Honestly, it's better than fleas. | 1.3740 | 0.03533 | 262 | 176 | 74 | 12 |
599 | They're bad this time of year. | 1.3740 | 0.03491 | 262 | 175 | 76 | 11 |
600 | Best massage ever! | 1.3740 | 0.03888 | 262 | 185 | 56 | 21 |
601 | Uber. | 1.3740 | 0.03734 | 262 | 181 | 64 | 17 |
602 | Don't you just hate it when 'The Man' won't get off your back? | 1.3740 | 0.03850 | 262 | 184 | 58 | 20 |
603 | Down...and a little to the left | 1.3740 | 0.03850 | 262 | 184 | 58 | 20 |
604 | I'd kill them but they're cute and what harm could they possibly do? | 1.3740 | 0.03773 | 262 | 182 | 62 | 18 |
605 | 'Yes, they're annoying, but I can always find a place at the watering hole and I'm never asked over by the in-laws. | 1.3740 | 0.03850 | 262 | 184 | 58 | 20 |
606 | If this is the best they've got, they' will be extinct before you can say brontosaurus. | 1.3721 | 0.03966 | 258 | 184 | 52 | 22 |
607 | They're becoming a mammoth problem. | 1.3720 | 0.03853 | 250 | 174 | 59 | 17 |
608 | It's when they start singing at night that's really annoying | 1.3711 | 0.03870 | 256 | 180 | 57 | 19 |
609 | Hi, Honey, where's the DEET ? | 1.3711 | 0.03708 | 256 | 176 | 65 | 15 |
610 | Don't go outside without putting on repellent | 1.3711 | 0.03870 | 256 | 180 | 57 | 19 |
611 | Once I shake them off, will you help me stomp 'em? | 1.3711 | 0.03666 | 256 | 175 | 67 | 14 |
612 | We're here for our portrait. | 1.3710 | 0.03787 | 248 | 171 | 62 | 15 |
613 | Do these Homo Sapiens make my ass look too big | 1.3710 | 0.03915 | 248 | 174 | 56 | 18 |
614 | The've got a mammoth task in front of them | 1.3710 | 0.03915 | 248 | 174 | 56 | 18 |
615 | Remember the good ol' days when we only had monkeys on our back? | 1.3710 | 0.04038 | 248 | 177 | 50 | 21 |
616 | OK, I collected seven of them. Now get them to paint the walls. | 1.3701 | 0.03809 | 254 | 177 | 60 | 17 |
617 | I guess it's time to roll over and play dead again. | 1.3701 | 0.03767 | 254 | 176 | 62 | 16 |
618 | These little parasites think they’re going to rule the world someday. Ha! | 1.3701 | 0.04008 | 254 | 182 | 50 | 22 |
619 | Oh Ralph, that looks like a really bad case of Neanderthal! | 1.3701 | 0.03889 | 254 | 179 | 56 | 19 |
620 | Don't worry. There's no scientific proof that these things are even real. | 1.3701 | 0.03849 | 254 | 178 | 58 | 18 |
621 | "They seemed nice at first but then I realized they were just a bunch of neanderthals." | 1.3701 | 0.03767 | 254 | 176 | 62 | 16 |
622 | I think I walked through a nest of something. | 1.3701 | 0.03726 | 254 | 175 | 64 | 15 |
623 | I don't care. It feels good. | 1.3699 | 0.03893 | 246 | 172 | 57 | 17 |
624 | I just wish I could get everyone off my back. | 1.3699 | 0.03893 | 246 | 172 | 57 | 17 |
625 | We’ve got a Mammoth tick problem | 1.3699 | 0.03763 | 246 | 169 | 63 | 14 |
626 | I don't have the heart to tell them they didn't discover a new planet. | 1.3695 | 0.03775 | 249 | 172 | 62 | 15 |
627 | My doctor said it's just a matter of time -- come the summer, they'll all be down in Florida. | 1.3690 | 0.03910 | 252 | 178 | 55 | 19 |
628 | The Doctor said to call once they make fire. | 1.3690 | 0.03744 | 252 | 174 | 63 | 15 |
629 | My feelings about them are evolving. | 1.3684 | 0.03837 | 247 | 172 | 59 | 16 |
630 | I tell ya, Pete, there are too many backstabbers out there. | 1.3680 | 0.03889 | 250 | 176 | 56 | 18 |
631 | Between the copays and my ridiculous deductible, I'm hoping they simply go away on their own. | 1.3680 | 0.03889 | 250 | 176 | 56 | 18 |
632 | And you're sure you never cheated on me? | 1.3680 | 0.03971 | 250 | 178 | 52 | 20 |
633 | They say down in Florida they get as big as your trunk. | 1.3680 | 0.03847 | 250 | 175 | 58 | 17 |
634 | To think that these idiots will beat us in Evolution roulette. | 1.3680 | 0.03930 | 250 | 177 | 54 | 19 |
635 | Yes, the little pricks ARE becoming annoying! | 1.3680 | 0.03889 | 250 | 176 | 56 | 18 |
636 | It’s all fun and games ‘til I stop, drop, and roll. | 1.3680 | 0.03763 | 250 | 173 | 62 | 15 |
637 | Some days I wish I were a carnivore. | 1.3680 | 0.03588 | 250 | 169 | 70 | 11 |
638 | Normally I'd tell them to stop, but they're scratching that one spot I just can't reach. | 1.3680 | 0.03677 | 250 | 171 | 66 | 13 |
639 | Yeah, I hired them to kill the fleas. | 1.3680 | 0.03971 | 250 | 178 | 52 | 20 |
640 | If I could only get these humans off my back, I feel I could amount to something. | 1.3680 | 0.03930 | 250 | 177 | 54 | 19 |
641 | At first they tickled, but they're all organic and my posture's never been better | 1.3680 | 0.03720 | 250 | 172 | 64 | 14 |
642 | You don't need to say it, Larry. I should have listened to you and ordered the flea collar instead. | 1.3680 | 0.03677 | 250 | 171 | 66 | 13 |
643 | What do I care anyway? I'm going extinct. | 1.3680 | 0.03930 | 250 | 177 | 54 | 19 |
644 | ‘Mark, what is a “cootie”?’ | 1.3678 | 0.03890 | 242 | 169 | 57 | 16 |
645 | Do you see them this time, Harry? I'm tellin' ya, either there are seven dwarfs on my back poking me with spears or I'm gonna start layin' off the hooch." | 1.3669 | 0.03867 | 248 | 174 | 57 | 17 |
646 | In my experience, there’s no need for special shampoos. Just wait a bit. They’ll kill each other off on their own. | 1.3669 | 0.03738 | 248 | 171 | 63 | 14 |
647 | Go to the bathroom in a cave one time, and suddenly you're the bad guy. | 1.3669 | 0.04073 | 248 | 179 | 47 | 22 |
648 | They keep rooting for Trump, so I ignore them. | 1.3669 | 0.03992 | 248 | 177 | 51 | 20 |
649 | Oh, just a bunch of pin pricks. They're harmless. | 1.3669 | 0.03694 | 248 | 170 | 65 | 13 |
650 | The doctor said they should be gone in a few thousand years. | 1.3669 | 0.03951 | 248 | 176 | 53 | 19 |
651 | Not to worry. They're just measuring for the cave paintings. | 1.3669 | 0.03782 | 248 | 172 | 61 | 15 |
652 | Just wait until they find out how much our tusks are worth. | 1.3669 | 0.03992 | 248 | 177 | 51 | 20 |
653 | They grow on you | 1.3667 | 0.03821 | 240 | 166 | 60 | 14 |
654 | It takes a village. | 1.3665 | 0.03988 | 221 | 153 | 55 | 13 |
655 | It's okay, they spend most of their time fighting each other. | 1.3663 | 0.03651 | 243 | 165 | 67 | 11 |
656 | You're looking at me like I have 8 heads. | 1.3663 | 0.03877 | 243 | 170 | 57 | 16 |
657 | Draw a picture — it’ll last longer. | 1.3663 | 0.03833 | 243 | 169 | 59 | 15 |
658 | Nothing seems to get rid of this mandruff. | 1.3659 | 0.03972 | 246 | 175 | 52 | 19 |
659 | Acupuncture is helping me to cope with my fear of extinction | 1.3659 | 0.03757 | 246 | 170 | 62 | 14 |
660 | I let them keep the fleas and whatever else they find. | 1.3659 | 0.03576 | 246 | 166 | 70 | 10 |
661 | It’s fatal, but the doc says it’s still in it’s early stages | 1.3659 | 0.03887 | 246 | 173 | 56 | 17 |
662 | I thought humans were done with the whole paleo diet thing. | 1.3659 | 0.03801 | 246 | 171 | 60 | 15 |
663 | Head & Shoulders, Why? | 1.3659 | 0.03844 | 246 | 172 | 58 | 16 |
664 | You STILL think this is a nice neighbourhood? | 1.3659 | 0.03801 | 246 | 171 | 60 | 15 |
665 | We're so much more evolved than they are. | 1.3659 | 0.03713 | 246 | 169 | 64 | 13 |
666 | The doctor called it "pachydermatitis". | 1.3659 | 0.04095 | 246 | 178 | 46 | 22 |
667 | I was skeptical at first too, but it’s really helped with my sciatica. | 1.3659 | 0.03972 | 246 | 175 | 52 | 19 |
668 | They mistake forbearance for passivity | 1.3659 | 0.03713 | 246 | 177 | 53 | 16 |
669 | They are beginning to get under my skin! | 1.3659 | 0.03576 | 246 | 166 | 70 | 10 |
670 | Can you tell if they're the bad kind? | 1.3659 | 0.03801 | 246 | 171 | 60 | 15 |
671 | Tour group | 1.3659 | 0.03757 | 246 | 170 | 62 | 14 |
672 | And they think they have conquered us. | 1.3648 | 0.03820 | 244 | 170 | 59 | 15 |
673 | Every one is staring at me, do I have something in my teeth? | 1.3648 | 0.03820 | 244 | 170 | 59 | 15 |
674 | The Ice Age can’t come soon enough” | 1.3648 | 0.03546 | 244 | 164 | 71 | 9 |
675 | The ride-share option has been really popular. | 1.3648 | 0.04035 | 244 | 175 | 49 | 20 |
676 | They call it acupuncture but it’s more like a mammoth pain in the neck. | 1.3648 | 0.03864 | 244 | 171 | 57 | 16 |
677 | Floresiensis didn't tell me she had a case of the neanderthals. | 1.3648 | 0.03951 | 244 | 173 | 53 | 18 |
678 | I'm saving them for lunch. | 1.3648 | 0.03686 | 244 | 167 | 65 | 12 |
679 | According to my pachydermatologist, I can either stand under a waterfall or just wait for evolution to take its course. | 1.3648 | 0.03864 | 244 | 171 | 57 | 16 |
680 | Since that trip to Lascaux I can't get rid of them | 1.3648 | 0.03951 | 244 | 173 | 53 | 18 |
681 | I know you're afraid of spears, honey, but I really think you should try this. My headaches are gone and I've been sleeping so much better. | 1.3648 | 0.03686 | 244 | 167 | 65 | 12 |
682 | Remember when these didn't show up until late Spring? | 1.3648 | 0.03993 | 244 | 174 | 51 | 19 |
683 | They are going to be the death of me. | 1.3648 | 0.03864 | 244 | 171 | 57 | 16 |
684 | I thought we'd eat in tonight. | 1.3648 | 0.04035 | 244 | 175 | 49 | 20 |
685 | Just my luck, I'm pretty sure I ended up in the placebo group. | 1.3648 | 0.03951 | 244 | 173 | 53 | 18 |
686 | Well they are not accurate and they don’t puncture. | 1.3648 | 0.04035 | 244 | 175 | 49 | 20 |
687 | I'm trying out the new nit removal crew. | 1.3648 | 0.03908 | 244 | 172 | 55 | 17 |
688 | I’d be worried if they were more organized | 1.3648 | 0.03731 | 244 | 168 | 63 | 13 |
689 | I finally remembered to bring home leftovers | 1.3644 | 0.03814 | 236 | 163 | 60 | 13 |
690 | First it was the glacier, now this . | 1.3644 | 0.03832 | 247 | 173 | 58 | 16 |
691 | She said she was clean. | 1.3636 | 0.03795 | 242 | 168 | 60 | 14 |
692 | They call it acupuncture. You should try it. | 1.3636 | 0.03928 | 242 | 171 | 54 | 17 |
693 | I can't believe that we're the ones headed for extinction. | 1.3636 | 0.03840 | 242 | 169 | 58 | 15 |
694 | Now if they would all just move lower and to the left. | 1.3636 | 0.03795 | 242 | 168 | 60 | 14 |
695 | What doesn't kill you makes you extinct." | 1.3636 | 0.03795 | 242 | 168 | 60 | 14 |
696 | Just you wait until it's your turn to be the elephant in the room. | 1.3633 | 0.03763 | 245 | 170 | 61 | 14 |
697 | I refuse to let these become the dominant species. | 1.3633 | 0.03808 | 245 | 171 | 59 | 15 |
698 | Wanna try one? They stick in your teeth, but they come with their own toothpicks. | 1.3629 | 0.03847 | 237 | 165 | 58 | 14 |
699 | Have you noticed more parasites with the warming climate? | 1.3625 | 0.03769 | 240 | 166 | 61 | 13 |
700 | Wait until you see the revisionist history. | 1.3625 | 0.03860 | 240 | 168 | 57 | 15 |
701 | Are those homo erectus your're wearing, or are you just happy to see me? | 1.3625 | 0.04122 | 240 | 174 | 45 | 21 |
702 | Hey Larry, do you have any Cave Man repellent? | 1.3625 | 0.04037 | 240 | 172 | 49 | 19 |
703 | It's their team building day. | 1.3625 | 0.04037 | 240 | 172 | 49 | 19 |
704 | I don’t know what they are but my sciatica feels better. | 1.3625 | 0.03675 | 240 | 164 | 65 | 11 |
705 | The pitcher and catcher fell off on the way over here. | 1.3625 | 0.03815 | 240 | 167 | 59 | 14 |
706 | A little irritating perhaps, but what could go wrong? | 1.3625 | 0.03769 | 240 | 166 | 61 | 13 |
707 | This is what happens when you lie down with humans | 1.3625 | 0.03949 | 240 | 170 | 53 | 17 |
708 | Jeez, Louise, it happened again. Where's the neanderthal spray? | 1.3625 | 0.03905 | 240 | 169 | 55 | 16 |
709 | At this rate, these guys will become extinct in no time. | 1.3625 | 0.04164 | 240 | 175 | 43 | 22 |
710 | They're biodegradable and come with a lifetime guarantee. | 1.3625 | 0.03815 | 240 | 167 | 59 | 14 |
711 | There are days like today when you need thick skin | 1.3625 | 0.03627 | 240 | 168 | 60 | 12 |
712 | Okay, I admit it. I've been sleeping with Janice, and her cave has humans. | 1.3625 | 0.03769 | 240 | 168 | 58 | 14 |
713 | You told me they couldn't be sexually transmitted. | 1.3625 | 0.03860 | 240 | 168 | 57 | 15 |
714 | I don’t think the mandruff shampoo is working.” | 1.3625 | 0.03905 | 240 | 169 | 55 | 16 |
715 | Hard to believe we’ll be extinct but these idiots will go on. | 1.3625 | 0.04037 | 240 | 172 | 49 | 19 |
716 | Probably from the hotel mattress. But let's not get into that. | 1.3625 | 0.03675 | 240 | 164 | 65 | 11 |
717 | My doctor prescribed Neaderthalbegone. | 1.3625 | 0.03579 | 240 | 162 | 69 | 9 |
718 | Apparently they also do interior painting. | 1.3625 | 0.03949 | 240 | 170 | 53 | 17 |
719 | These things are going to drive me extinct. | 1.3625 | 0.03949 | 240 | 170 | 53 | 17 |
720 | You can't even take a nice walk in the bush anymore without picking up something. | 1.3625 | 0.03722 | 240 | 165 | 63 | 12 |
721 | Remember when all they could do was swing from limb to limb? | 1.3621 | 0.03805 | 232 | 160 | 60 | 12 |
722 | They're looking for the elephant in the room. | 1.3621 | 0.04134 | 232 | 167 | 46 | 19 |
723 | I travel with my own security. | 1.3621 | 0.04089 | 232 | 166 | 48 | 18 |
724 | Yea, I keep them around to remind myself we are not the only ones headed for extinction. | 1.3621 | 0.03949 | 232 | 163 | 54 | 15 |
725 | The worst part is that I really have to sneeze. | 1.3613 | 0.03788 | 238 | 167 | 57 | 14 |
726 | I guarantee, someday humans will talk about the elephant in the room. | 1.3610 | 0.03847 | 241 | 169 | 57 | 15 |
727 | Nothing to worry about.... just a bunch of little pricks. | 1.3605 | 0.04119 | 233 | 168 | 46 | 19 |
728 | It was kind of funny when they jumped me but honestly, it's getting old. | 1.3605 | 0.03792 | 233 | 161 | 60 | 12 |
729 | The doctor said it should clear up by the next ice age. | 1.3605 | 0.03840 | 233 | 162 | 58 | 13 |
730 | These little pests are going to drive us to extinction? You gotta be kidding! | 1.3602 | 0.03947 | 236 | 170 | 50 | 16 |
731 | Oh yeah, every spring. Great for the pores. | 1.3602 | 0.03562 | 236 | 159 | 69 | 8 |
732 | Go ahead and try one - they're delicious! | 1.3602 | 0.03711 | 236 | 162 | 63 | 11 |
733 | These hunters are such a bunch of little pricks. | 1.3602 | 0.03901 | 236 | 166 | 55 | 15 |
734 | It stings a little, but it's done wonders for my arthritis. | 1.3602 | 0.03759 | 236 | 163 | 61 | 12 |
735 | It seems there's more of them every year. | 1.3602 | 0.03759 | 236 | 163 | 61 | 12 |
736 | I'm telling you, their little feet do wonders on my shoulder tension. | 1.3590 | 0.03730 | 234 | 161 | 62 | 11 |
737 | Its fun to watch their reaction when I do snow angels. | 1.3590 | 0.04014 | 234 | 167 | 50 | 17 |
738 | Yes, they are a bit annoying, but my back ache went away. | 1.3590 | 0.03922 | 234 | 165 | 54 | 15 |
739 | The flea collar was a total bust. | 1.3590 | 0.03779 | 234 | 162 | 60 | 12 |
740 | It's hard to believe, but WE will be the ones who go extinct. | 1.3586 | 0.04067 | 237 | 171 | 47 | 19 |
741 | Just because I have Cavemen doesn’t mean I’m cheating on you, Eloise. | 1.3586 | 0.03841 | 237 | 166 | 57 | 14 |
742 | They’re annoying, but word is they’ll be extinct soon. | 1.3586 | 0.04023 | 237 | 170 | 49 | 18 |
743 | They're so cute when they're little. | 1.3586 | 0.03887 | 237 | 167 | 55 | 15 |
744 | They say they’re my friends but I get the sense that I’m being stabbed in the back | 1.3586 | 0.03747 | 237 | 164 | 61 | 12 |
745 | At first they were cute, but now I'm thinking of bringing in an exterminator. | 1.3586 | 0.03887 | 237 | 167 | 55 | 15 |
746 | Don't worry, my doctor says I'm no longer contagious. | 1.3586 | 0.03887 | 237 | 167 | 55 | 15 |
747 | No one seems to have told them the only way to eat a mammoth is one bite at a time. | 1.3586 | 0.03841 | 237 | 166 | 57 | 14 |
748 | ...and they work for peanuts. | 1.3586 | 0.04154 | 237 | 173 | 43 | 21 |
749 | I always thought the diabetes would get me first. | 1.3578 | 0.03596 | 232 | 159 | 64 | 9 |
750 | I think my homo simplex is flaring up again. | 1.3578 | 0.03990 | 232 | 165 | 51 | 16 |
751 | One day, they’ll be the death of me. | 1.3578 | 0.03596 | 232 | 157 | 67 | 8 |
752 | They make great backscratchers. What could possibly go wrong? | 1.3578 | 0.03895 | 232 | 163 | 55 | 14 |
753 | They say they want to be symbiotes but a little voice inside keeps screaming, 'Stop, drop, and roll!' | 1.3578 | 0.03798 | 232 | 161 | 59 | 12 |
754 | Don't worry,they're just Neanderthals. | 1.3578 | 0.04082 | 232 | 167 | 47 | 18 |
755 | I hope the acupuncture works. My back is killing me. | 1.3578 | 0.03990 | 232 | 165 | 51 | 16 |
756 | Can we talk about the white elephant in the room? | 1.3578 | 0.04173 | 232 | 169 | 43 | 20 |
757 | My mandruff is out of control." | 1.3578 | 0.03943 | 232 | 164 | 53 | 15 |
758 | I’m afraid it’s a terminal condition. | 1.3578 | 0.03798 | 232 | 161 | 59 | 12 |
759 | Hey, before we eat them, what do you say we paint some cute pictures of them on the wall? | 1.3565 | 0.03867 | 230 | 161 | 56 | 13 |
760 | It's kinda like Climate change. It's not a big deal until there's too many. | 1.3565 | 0.04012 | 230 | 164 | 50 | 16 |
761 | I know, I know, never pick up hitchhikers. | 1.3562 | 0.04048 | 219 | 155 | 50 | 14 |
762 | I can't wait for the next Ice Age to get these annoying pests off my back! | 1.3553 | 0.03937 | 228 | 161 | 53 | 14 |
763 | I wish they’d leave already. They’re driving me to extinction. | 1.3553 | 0.04129 | 228 | 165 | 45 | 18 |
764 | They were all out of flea collars in my size. | 1.3553 | 0.04034 | 228 | 165 | 46 | 17 |
765 | My Doc said acupuncture might help my back pain. | 1.3553 | 0.03787 | 228 | 158 | 59 | 11 |
766 | Did you use up all the Off spray again? | 1.3553 | 0.03937 | 228 | 164 | 47 | 16 |
767 | How can I get rid of these damn pricks ? | 1.3550 | 0.04044 | 231 | 166 | 48 | 17 |
768 | Mostly, they just fight with one another. | 1.3545 | 0.03981 | 220 | 155 | 52 | 13 |
769 | The vet says I picked them up on my last trip. | 1.3545 | 0.04032 | 220 | 156 | 50 | 14 |
770 | Acupuncture is great! You should give it a try! | 1.3545 | 0.03875 | 220 | 153 | 56 | 11 |
771 | They say it's supposed to be therapeutic. | 1.3545 | 0.03875 | 220 | 153 | 56 | 11 |
772 | All I know is, when you have an itchy back, there's nothing that works better. | 1.3545 | 0.04134 | 220 | 158 | 46 | 16 |
773 | This Uber gig is gonna kill me. | 1.3545 | 0.04134 | 220 | 158 | 46 | 16 |
774 | This Uber gig not only brings me extra cash but also helps defoliate my hide. | 1.3545 | 0.03928 | 220 | 154 | 54 | 12 |
775 | They told me they would have my back. | 1.3545 | 0.03821 | 220 | 154 | 55 | 11 |
776 | I wish they'd just focus on cave paintings like the others. | 1.3545 | 0.04032 | 220 | 156 | 50 | 14 |
777 | My dermatologist said it should clear up on its own. | 1.3545 | 0.04184 | 220 | 159 | 44 | 17 |
778 | My pachy-dermatologist prescribed acupuncture for my wooly skin. | 1.3545 | 0.03928 | 220 | 154 | 54 | 12 |
779 | Sadly, evolution selects for the ability to irritate | 1.3545 | 0.04032 | 220 | 156 | 50 | 14 |
780 | I stepped on their first fire. I’d be mad too. | 1.3545 | 0.03821 | 220 | 152 | 58 | 10 |
781 | I'm collecting the whole set. | 1.3545 | 0.03928 | 220 | 154 | 54 | 12 |
782 | The doctor recommended acupuncture. | 1.3545 | 0.03928 | 220 | 154 | 54 | 12 |
783 | I just can't get rid of them no matter what I do. I swear, in 10,000 years we'll all be in the grave but they'll still be here. | 1.3545 | 0.04134 | 220 | 158 | 46 | 16 |
784 | Be careful, there's a whole nest of 'em down by the tar pits. | 1.3545 | 0.03928 | 220 | 154 | 54 | 12 |
785 | ‘My doctor says the next Ice Age might get rid of them.’ | 1.3545 | 0.03766 | 220 | 151 | 60 | 9 |
786 | Pesky little critters, yes, but they should be extinct soon. | 1.3545 | 0.04134 | 220 | 158 | 46 | 16 |
787 | I know, right? But you gotta admire their ambition. | 1.3545 | 0.03875 | 220 | 153 | 56 | 11 |
788 | I know they are cute, but if you don't get rid of them, they will get rid of us. | 1.3545 | 0.03420 | 220 | 158 | 54 | 8 |
789 | My doctor says it's mandruff. | 1.3540 | 0.04246 | 226 | 166 | 40 | 20 |
790 | Good news, honey--our HMO covers acupuncture.” | 1.3540 | 0.03909 | 226 | 159 | 54 | 13 |
791 | Luckily they are all vegans. | 1.3540 | 0.03807 | 226 | 157 | 58 | 11 |
792 | I got half a dozen backscratchers on sale. | 1.3540 | 0.03959 | 226 | 160 | 52 | 14 |
793 | They're here for my weekly acupuncture treatment | 1.3540 | 0.03858 | 226 | 158 | 56 | 12 |
794 | Got any Head and Shoulders? | 1.3540 | 0.03909 | 226 | 159 | 54 | 13 |
795 | Ever have one of those days where you feel the whole world is out to get you? | 1.3540 | 0.03959 | 226 | 160 | 52 | 14 |
796 | At least they stopped making fire. | 1.3540 | 0.03909 | 226 | 159 | 54 | 13 |
797 | My doctor said it’s a bad case of Neanderthals. | 1.3540 | 0.03858 | 226 | 158 | 56 | 12 |
798 | My dermatologist says I'll only get rid of them when they become gatherers. | 1.3540 | 0.03858 | 226 | 158 | 56 | 12 |
799 | These guys seem a bit underdressed for the the cold snap we are expecting. | 1.3537 | 0.03971 | 229 | 163 | 51 | 15 |
800 | We got a raw deal on this cave -- it's infested with men. | 1.3532 | 0.04003 | 218 | 154 | 51 | 13 |
801 | Why would I throw them off? They're hunting lice. | 1.3532 | 0.03896 | 218 | 152 | 55 | 11 |
802 | Only when I laugh. | 1.3532 | 0.03896 | 218 | 152 | 55 | 11 |
803 | My doctor suggested I try acupuncture." | 1.3532 | 0.04003 | 218 | 154 | 51 | 13 |
804 | Forget the elephant, I’m the mammoth in the room. | 1.3532 | 0.04158 | 218 | 157 | 45 | 16 |
805 | I’m letting them wipe themselves out. | 1.3532 | 0.04055 | 218 | 155 | 49 | 14 |
806 | I have to give up this Uber gig. I feel like I spend all day just listening to people argue. | 1.3532 | 0.04158 | 218 | 157 | 45 | 16 |
807 | Actually, it feels pretty good. | 1.3532 | 0.03950 | 218 | 153 | 53 | 12 |
808 | Best of all, Medicare covers it! | 1.3527 | 0.03878 | 224 | 157 | 55 | 12 |
809 | The fresh appetizers came with cocktail spears. | 1.3527 | 0.03980 | 224 | 159 | 51 | 14 |
810 | I just found out that trampling someone’s village makes them a tad mad | 1.3527 | 0.03980 | 224 | 159 | 51 | 14 |
811 | I borrowed Jimmy’s comb, it was picture day what was I supposed to do? | 1.3527 | 0.03980 | 224 | 159 | 51 | 14 |
812 | We need to face it, the little people will prevail | 1.3527 | 0.03980 | 224 | 159 | 51 | 14 |
813 | You know, I'm getting a little tired of being the only hunter-gatherer around here. | 1.3527 | 0.04128 | 224 | 162 | 45 | 17 |
814 | I guess they’re taking a break from drawing on the walls. | 1.3527 | 0.03826 | 224 | 156 | 57 | 11 |
815 | It’s kind of like those pedicures with the fish | 1.3524 | 0.03993 | 227 | 162 | 50 | 15 |
816 | Where do you want the appetizers? | 1.3519 | 0.04079 | 216 | 154 | 48 | 14 |
817 | Got a comb? | 1.3519 | 0.04131 | 216 | 155 | 46 | 15 |
818 | I'm trying to get them to scratch that spot that drives me nuts. | 1.3519 | 0.03917 | 216 | 156 | 48 | 12 |
819 | I'm not sure about this acupuncture thing. | 1.3519 | 0.04131 | 216 | 155 | 46 | 15 |
820 | Extinction actually sounds good right now. | 1.3519 | 0.04079 | 216 | 154 | 48 | 14 |
821 | It's not fleas, it's worse...it's poly-ticks! | 1.3519 | 0.03917 | 216 | 151 | 54 | 11 |
822 | Damned stylist didn't sterilize her equipment and now look at me. | 1.3519 | 0.04131 | 216 | 155 | 46 | 15 |
823 | Don't they understand that the Ice Age is coming? Humans never get climate change. | 1.3519 | 0.04131 | 216 | 155 | 46 | 15 |
824 | If that kid brings lice home one more time....... | 1.3519 | 0.03972 | 216 | 152 | 52 | 12 |
825 | I can claim more dependents on my tax return now. | 1.3519 | 0.04079 | 216 | 154 | 48 | 14 |
826 | The one time I don't use protection... | 1.3519 | 0.03917 | 216 | 153 | 50 | 12 |
827 | It can be annoying but once in a while they scratch just that right spot! | 1.3519 | 0.04026 | 216 | 153 | 50 | 13 |
828 | It is supposed to stimulate my collagen. | 1.3519 | 0.04026 | 216 | 153 | 50 | 13 |
829 | But they're so cute and it raises their self esteem if I let them feel like they're winning. | 1.3519 | 0.03917 | 216 | 151 | 54 | 11 |
830 | This acupuncture therapy works wonders. | 1.3519 | 0.04131 | 216 | 155 | 46 | 15 |
831 | Do we still have those collars? | 1.3519 | 0.04026 | 216 | 153 | 50 | 13 |
832 | Yeah there was an outbreak at Timmy's preschool. | 1.3519 | 0.04026 | 216 | 153 | 50 | 13 |
833 | Don't even ask, Susan... | 1.3519 | 0.04026 | 216 | 153 | 50 | 13 |
834 | I took the shortcut through the long grass again. | 1.3519 | 0.03862 | 216 | 150 | 56 | 10 |
835 | Actually, I think they're kind of cute. | 1.3519 | 0.03972 | 216 | 152 | 52 | 12 |
836 | Its hard to imagine that they survive us. | 1.3519 | 0.04131 | 216 | 157 | 43 | 16 |
837 | What side effects? They make my hair thick and shiny, and my back feels great! | 1.3519 | 0.04131 | 216 | 155 | 46 | 15 |
838 | Oh yeah, that’s the spot. | 1.3519 | 0.04079 | 216 | 154 | 48 | 14 |
839 | I don't think acupuncture will solve our endangerment. | 1.3519 | 0.04026 | 216 | 153 | 50 | 13 |
840 | Gentrification. | 1.3519 | 0.04384 | 216 | 160 | 36 | 20 |
841 | They are ornery little bastards, but they do help with the fleas. | 1.3514 | 0.03951 | 222 | 157 | 51 | 13 |
842 | It doesn't really bother me. They're just a bunch of little pricks. | 1.3514 | 0.03899 | 222 | 156 | 54 | 12 |
843 | They’re on a paleo diet. | 1.3514 | 0.03951 | 222 | 157 | 52 | 13 |
844 | Hopefully none of them have West Nile. | 1.3514 | 0.03899 | 222 | 156 | 54 | 12 |
845 | Cute little creatures but their brain is too small to survive a harsh world. | 1.3514 | 0.03739 | 222 | 153 | 60 | 9 |
846 | I know...you hate when I take work home. | 1.3514 | 0.04201 | 222 | 162 | 42 | 18 |
847 | No, they're not outdoor men. They are cave men. | 1.3514 | 0.04152 | 222 | 161 | 44 | 17 |
848 | Am I expected to tip all of them?" | 1.3514 | 0.04103 | 222 | 162 | 43 | 17 |
849 | I feel lousy | 1.3514 | 0.03951 | 222 | 157 | 52 | 13 |
850 | My back is itchy. Do you see anything? | 1.3514 | 0.03847 | 222 | 155 | 56 | 11 |
851 | Don't worry, soon they'll be extinct. | 1.3514 | 0.04103 | 222 | 160 | 46 | 16 |
852 | Would you like to try my new backscratcher? | 1.3514 | 0.03739 | 222 | 153 | 60 | 9 |
853 | Just got our extinction notice. Looks like we're not getting our deposit back, either. | 1.3514 | 0.03572 | 222 | 152 | 63 | 7 |
854 | I used to sit around hurting just like you before I discovered acupuncture | 1.3514 | 0.03951 | 222 | 157 | 52 | 13 |
855 | Yes, I lost my flea collar. | 1.3514 | 0.03899 | 222 | 156 | 54 | 12 |
856 | Thank God we live on Lilliput. | 1.3514 | 0.03739 | 222 | 153 | 60 | 9 |
857 | No more backaches since I started getting acupuncture. | 1.3514 | 0.03847 | 222 | 155 | 56 | 11 |
858 | The dawn of allergy testing. | 1.3514 | 0.04103 | 222 | 160 | 46 | 16 |
859 | After they’re done aerating my coat I’ll eat them. | 1.3511 | 0.04065 | 225 | 162 | 47 | 16 |
860 | You think fleas are bad? | 1.3511 | 0.04015 | 225 | 161 | 49 | 15 |
861 | They are so cute I adopted the whole litter. | 1.3500 | 0.04076 | 220 | 158 | 47 | 15 |
862 | They're still there, aren't they? | 1.3498 | 0.03988 | 223 | 159 | 50 | 14 |
863 | They evolved from the monkeys on my back. | 1.3470 | 0.03873 | 219 | 154 | 54 | 11 |
864 | These Neanderthals really get my dander up! | 1.3470 | 0.04032 | 219 | 157 | 48 | 14 |
865 | It’s no surprise they haven’t discovered the wheel yet. | 1.3470 | 0.04333 | 219 | 163 | 36 | 20 |
866 | This UBER side gig really isn't paying off like I hoped. | 1.3470 | 0.04032 | 219 | 157 | 48 | 14 |
867 | That’s the last thing I order on Amazon without reading the reviews first | 1.3470 | 0.04032 | 219 | 157 | 48 | 14 |
868 | Why do they make us seem so much smaller in their paintings? | 1.3470 | 0.04284 | 219 | 162 | 38 | 19 |
869 | I know you’re a skeptic about acupuncture but you really should give these guys a try | 1.3470 | 0.03873 | 219 | 154 | 54 | 11 |
870 | Doc says I have 'fleanderthals'. | 1.3470 | 0.04032 | 219 | 157 | 48 | 14 |
871 | If we draw an image on the cave wall showing them killing us, we could set back the science of anthropology for eons. | 1.3470 | 0.04185 | 219 | 160 | 42 | 17 |
872 | Be careful, they’re contagious | 1.3470 | 0.04135 | 219 | 159 | 44 | 16 |
873 | I’m starting to itch, would you mind checking me for people? | 1.3470 | 0.03980 | 219 | 156 | 50 | 13 |
874 | Just like America's democracy, extinction by a thousand cuts. | 1.3470 | 0.03873 | 219 | 154 | 54 | 11 |
875 | The appetizers are ready. | 1.3470 | 0.03980 | 219 | 156 | 50 | 13 |
876 | Damn, it's another homo sapien infestation. | 1.3429 | 0.03974 | 210 | 149 | 50 | 11 |
877 | I do not recommend that new chiropractor. | 1.3429 | 0.04087 | 210 | 151 | 46 | 13 |
878 | A real deal. One Day delivery, back scratchers from Amazon | 1.3429 | 0.04357 | 210 | 155 | 36 | 18 |
879 | They get the parts where I can't scratch. | 1.3429 | 0.03916 | 210 | 148 | 52 | 10 |
880 | It’s the latest craze at the studio; caveman yoga. | 1.3429 | 0.04142 | 210 | 152 | 44 | 14 |
881 | I hired them to paint my portrait -- now we're haggling about the price. | 1.3429 | 0.04031 | 210 | 150 | 48 | 12 |
882 | They told me to use a fine toothed comb. | 1.3429 | 0.04197 | 210 | 153 | 42 | 15 |
883 | Somehow they’ve already invented racism | 1.3429 | 0.04409 | 210 | 157 | 34 | 19 |
884 | I hope they go extinct before we do. | 1.3429 | 0.04304 | 210 | 155 | 38 | 17 |
885 | How are we the ones going extinct? | 1.3429 | 0.03974 | 210 | 149 | 50 | 11 |
886 | Well Joe, it's a symbiotic relationship that should insure our survival long into the future. | 1.3429 | 0.04031 | 210 | 150 | 48 | 12 |
887 | They’re foraging” | 1.3429 | 0.03916 | 210 | 148 | 52 | 10 |
888 | Okay, okay, taking a shortcut through Lilliput wasn't such a great idea. | 1.3429 | 0.04031 | 210 | 150 | 48 | 12 |
889 | These guys? Destroy the planet? Come on. | 1.3429 | 0.04197 | 210 | 153 | 42 | 15 |
890 | I told you Skin-So-Soft doesn't work. | 1.3429 | 0.04087 | 210 | 151 | 46 | 13 |
891 | They used to be cute until they invented those little spears. | 1.3429 | 0.04031 | 210 | 150 | 48 | 12 |
892 | They're a sure sign of Global Warming. | 1.3429 | 0.04304 | 210 | 155 | 38 | 17 |
893 | They came with the coat | 1.3429 | 0.04142 | 210 | 151 | 43 | 14 |
894 | I’m their whole world | 1.3429 | 0.03974 | 210 | 149 | 50 | 11 |
895 | Oh, they'll be gone after November. | 1.3429 | 0.04142 | 210 | 152 | 44 | 14 |
896 | I can't wait until these little things are extinct. | 1.3413 | 0.04111 | 208 | 150 | 45 | 13 |
897 | Don't worry, I'm sure they won't spread. | 1.3413 | 0.03694 | 208 | 143 | 59 | 6 |
898 | I’ve been told they’re not contagious. | 1.3413 | 0.03757 | 208 | 144 | 57 | 7 |
899 | It’s some kind of parasite. | 1.3413 | 0.04277 | 208 | 153 | 39 | 16 |
900 | And then I thought "what the heck, they probably couldn't do any harm." | 1.3413 | 0.03938 | 208 | 147 | 51 | 10 |
901 | The victor gets to do my portrait. | 1.3413 | 0.03996 | 208 | 148 | 49 | 11 |
902 | Honey, we have humans again. Call the exterminator. | 1.3413 | 0.04111 | 208 | 150 | 45 | 13 |
903 | I aspired to more than being the elephant in the room. | 1.3413 | 0.04054 | 208 | 149 | 47 | 12 |
904 | Can you help me get rid of those pricks? | 1.3413 | 0.04167 | 208 | 151 | 43 | 14 |
905 | I think it’s helping my back pain. | 1.3413 | 0.03818 | 208 | 145 | 55 | 8 |
906 | Hey, do you have a good dermatologist? I keep getting a funny itching feeling on my back. | 1.3413 | 0.04111 | 208 | 150 | 45 | 13 |
907 | Ick, the warmer it gets the more of these things pop up. | 1.3413 | 0.03878 | 208 | 146 | 53 | 9 |
908 | I barely feel the prick, and it’s really helped my migraines. | 1.3413 | 0.04167 | 208 | 151 | 43 | 14 |
909 | They only get worse as the climate gets warmer. | 1.3413 | 0.04054 | 208 | 149 | 47 | 12 |
910 | I decided to do take out. You okay with that? | 1.3413 | 0.04054 | 208 | 149 | 47 | 12 |
911 | The doctor said I have hairpes. | 1.3413 | 0.04111 | 208 | 150 | 45 | 13 |
912 | Mastadandruff. | 1.3413 | 0.04277 | 208 | 153 | 39 | 16 |
913 | I tried the special shampoo but they're still here. | 1.3413 | 0.03996 | 208 | 148 | 49 | 11 |
914 | I’m still working out the kinks, but I call it ‘symbiosis’. | 1.3413 | 0.03938 | 208 | 147 | 51 | 10 |
915 | Be honest—does this pack of hunters make me look fat? | 1.3413 | 0.03878 | 208 | 148 | 50 | 10 |
916 | They're benign, just a strain of vegans. | 1.3413 | 0.04111 | 208 | 150 | 45 | 13 |
917 | You have to suffer for fashion. | 1.3400 | 0.04279 | 200 | 146 | 40 | 14 |
918 | I can't wait until they're extinct. | 1.3400 | 0.03713 | 200 | 139 | 55 | 6 |
919 | yeah, I work for Lyft now...these guys chose rideshare... | 1.3400 | 0.03911 | 200 | 140 | 52 | 8 |
920 | I don't have the heart to tell them they don't exist yet. | 1.3400 | 0.04395 | 200 | 148 | 36 | 16 |
921 | Get them some paint brushes. | 1.3400 | 0.04099 | 200 | 143 | 45 | 11 |
922 | I went to the Mastodontist, today, and he said I have an infestation of headhunters. | 1.3400 | 0.04160 | 200 | 144 | 44 | 12 |
923 | They’re Democrats. | 1.3400 | 0.04395 | 200 | 148 | 36 | 16 |
924 | Do you have anything to treat my hominits?" | 1.3400 | 0.04099 | 200 | 143 | 46 | 11 |
925 | They're a subspecies and won't amount to much unless the temperature picks up." | 1.3400 | 0.04160 | 200 | 144 | 44 | 12 |
926 | It's called acupuncture. Apparently it's all the rage. | 1.3400 | 0.03975 | 200 | 141 | 50 | 9 |
927 | I can’t seem to shake this off | 1.3400 | 0.03975 | 200 | 141 | 50 | 9 |
928 | They’re called “no-see-ems”, but you can see ‘em, right Honey? | 1.3400 | 0.04099 | 200 | 143 | 46 | 11 |
929 | Ugh, I think I got humans again! | 1.3400 | 0.04038 | 200 | 142 | 48 | 10 |
930 | Sorry , but the chimps do a far better job. | 1.3400 | 0.04160 | 200 | 144 | 44 | 12 |
931 | They're annoying as hell. What we need is another ice age...that'll kill them off. | 1.3400 | 0.04099 | 200 | 143 | 46 | 11 |
932 | I’m a lot more concerned about that meteor. | 1.3400 | 0.04220 | 200 | 145 | 42 | 13 |
933 | There seems to be more of these things every year... | 1.3400 | 0.04099 | 200 | 143 | 46 | 11 |
934 | I could shake them off and crush them into extinction -- but what's their role in the ecosystem? | 1.3400 | 0.04220 | 200 | 145 | 42 | 13 |
935 | I heard tobacco gets rid of them. | 1.3400 | 0.04160 | 200 | 144 | 44 | 12 |
936 | I forgot to spray before I went out. | 1.3400 | 0.04038 | 200 | 142 | 48 | 10 |
937 | Sure, they're pests, but we'll be here long after they're gone! | 1.3400 | 0.04099 | 200 | 143 | 46 | 11 |
938 | They’re called, “humans.” They seem harmless. | 1.3400 | 0.04038 | 200 | 142 | 48 | 10 |
939 | I call it "Ride Sharing". | 1.3400 | 0.04099 | 200 | 143 | 46 | 11 |
940 | And if I hear ‘This is a mammoth task’ once more, I swear.... | 1.3400 | 0.04279 | 200 | 146 | 40 | 14 |
941 | Hey, squirt me, will you?" | 1.3400 | 0.04099 | 200 | 143 | 46 | 11 |
942 | I Googled Amazon itch and they got here the next day. | 1.3400 | 0.04338 | 200 | 147 | 38 | 15 |
943 | Later in the primary season there will be fewer of them, but their jabs will be more painful | 1.3400 | 0.03911 | 200 | 140 | 52 | 8 |
944 | The back pain is easing ....but do you have any ideal what the bill is for 7 acupuncturists? | 1.3400 | 0.04220 | 200 | 145 | 42 | 13 |
945 | I picked it up in a cave, it usually kills itself off before it's a problem. | 1.3400 | 0.03911 | 200 | 140 | 52 | 8 |
946 | Don't you just hate mankind? | 1.3400 | 0.04038 | 200 | 142 | 48 | 10 |
947 | You we're wrong. Size does matter. | 1.3398 | 0.04019 | 206 | 147 | 48 | 11 |
948 | You ever get the feeling people are taking jabs at you behind your back? | 1.3398 | 0.04248 | 206 | 151 | 40 | 15 |
949 | Sorry I’m going to be late on my rent again Karen, I just feel like I’ve got a lot riding on my shoulders. | 1.3398 | 0.04019 | 206 | 147 | 48 | 11 |
950 | This'd be a great opportunity, if we weren't herbivores. | 1.3398 | 0.04019 | 206 | 147 | 48 | 11 |
951 | Yes, it was a good walk, and I picked up something on the way. | 1.3398 | 0.04135 | 206 | 149 | 44 | 13 |
952 | So they’ve got my back. Who’s got yours. | 1.3398 | 0.04135 | 206 | 149 | 44 | 13 |
953 | Only one survives the carnage and becomes their nominee.” | 1.3398 | 0.04135 | 206 | 149 | 44 | 13 |
954 | I thought it was acupuncture, not actual puncture. | 1.3385 | 0.04413 | 195 | 144 | 36 | 15 |
955 | My back scratches are so much better since they invented spears. | 1.3383 | 0.04082 | 201 | 144 | 46 | 11 |
956 | On the plus side, my back pain is totally cured! | 1.3382 | 0.04042 | 204 | 146 | 47 | 11 |
957 | The cure is worse than the fleas. | 1.3382 | 0.04042 | 204 | 146 | 47 | 11 |
958 | I have no idea, but I'm getting a great back scratch. | 1.3382 | 0.04386 | 204 | 152 | 35 | 17 |
959 | I'm gonna roll over and let them play dead for a change. | 1.3382 | 0.04101 | 204 | 147 | 45 | 12 |
960 | I'm more worried about climate change. | 1.3382 | 0.04218 | 204 | 149 | 41 | 14 |
961 | They are really just little pricks! | 1.3382 | 0.04274 | 204 | 150 | 39 | 15 |
962 | That citronella candle isn't doing a damn thing! | 1.3382 | 0.03982 | 204 | 145 | 49 | 10 |
963 | Ever since the ice age ended these damned things have been all over the place! | 1.3382 | 0.03532 | 204 | 138 | 63 | 3 |
964 | I say we just outlast them. | 1.3382 | 0.04101 | 204 | 147 | 45 | 12 |
965 | How come these idiots get to survive the Ice Age? | 1.3382 | 0.04218 | 204 | 149 | 41 | 14 |
966 | This new rideshare gig is killing me. | 1.3382 | 0.03859 | 204 | 143 | 53 | 8 |
967 | Do you ever get a stabbing pain in your back? | 1.3382 | 0.03982 | 204 | 145 | 49 | 10 |
968 | Apparently, they’re resistant to pesticides now. | 1.3382 | 0.03921 | 204 | 144 | 51 | 9 |
969 | Can we keep 'em Dad? Pleeeaase? | 1.3382 | 0.04101 | 204 | 147 | 45 | 12 |
970 | On the up side the fleas are gone | 1.3382 | 0.04101 | 204 | 147 | 45 | 12 |
971 | OMG. I am so over piercings. | 1.3382 | 0.03921 | 204 | 144 | 51 | 9 |
972 | What? It's supposed to help with my migraines. | 1.3382 | 0.04274 | 204 | 150 | 39 | 15 |
973 | I find this more relaxing than hot yoga. | 1.3382 | 0.04042 | 204 | 146 | 47 | 11 |
974 | Maybe I should eat more garlic. | 1.3382 | 0.03859 | 204 | 143 | 53 | 8 |
975 | Don't wear any of my hats. | 1.3366 | 0.04243 | 202 | 148 | 40 | 14 |
976 | It's been rough. Everyone wants a piece of me. | 1.3366 | 0.04126 | 202 | 146 | 44 | 12 |
977 | When the itching stops, I just roll over and presto!, no charge... | 1.3366 | 0.04243 | 202 | 148 | 40 | 14 |
978 | Apparently, they're symbionts. I don't know what that means, but I haven't been as itchy lately. | 1.3366 | 0.03880 | 202 | 142 | 52 | 8 |
979 | Great snack! They brought toothpicks! | 1.3366 | 0.03942 | 202 | 143 | 50 | 9 |
980 | I'm sure they'll stop once they find out we're the last two of our species... | 1.3366 | 0.04066 | 202 | 145 | 46 | 11 |
981 | they seem harmless now, but wait 2 or 3 thousand years, and then you've got real problems | 1.3366 | 0.04185 | 202 | 147 | 42 | 13 |
982 | They're supposed to clean my fur, but all they do is fight" | 1.3366 | 0.03942 | 202 | 146 | 46 | 10 |
983 | It takes a village, Marty. | 1.3366 | 0.04243 | 202 | 148 | 40 | 14 |
984 | At least they are not tickling the ivories | 1.3366 | 0.04126 | 202 | 146 | 44 | 12 |
985 | I thought they'd all gone extinct but I found a new species under my winter coat. | 1.3366 | 0.04004 | 202 | 144 | 48 | 10 |
986 | It kind of like having a monkey on your back, only worse. | 1.3366 | 0.04066 | 202 | 145 | 46 | 11 |
987 | You musn't let the little pricks get under your skin | 1.3366 | 0.04066 | 202 | 145 | 46 | 11 |
988 | They needed a ride, and who am I to say no? | 1.3366 | 0.03880 | 202 | 142 | 52 | 8 |
989 | Yeah, I stopped to play with the neighbor kids. How'd you guess? | 1.3366 | 0.04126 | 202 | 146 | 44 | 12 |
990 | I took your advice and introduced some divisive issues. Should be good to go in a week or so... | 1.3366 | 0.04524 | 202 | 153 | 30 | 19 |
991 | It's definitely some sort of infestation, but I don't think it's life threatening. | 1.3366 | 0.04126 | 202 | 146 | 43 | 12 |
992 | Then I mentioned something about climate change, and all hell broke loose. | 1.3366 | 0.04185 | 202 | 147 | 42 | 13 |
993 | I let them stick around. It makes them feel useful. | 1.3351 | 0.03877 | 191 | 133 | 52 | 6 |
994 | They're annoying, but my joints feel amazing. | 1.3351 | 0.03948 | 191 | 134 | 50 | 7 |
995 | Well, that’s it. The doctor says I have humans. | 1.3351 | 0.04218 | 191 | 138 | 42 | 11 |
996 | They keep my wool from getting tangled | 1.3351 | 0.04282 | 191 | 139 | 40 | 12 |
997 | I have just one word for you, Jake: Acupuncture. | 1.3351 | 0.04017 | 191 | 135 | 48 | 8 |
998 | Forgot to put on repellent today, and now look. | 1.3351 | 0.04085 | 191 | 136 | 46 | 9 |
999 | Climate change will wipe out these suckers eventually. | 1.3351 | 0.04346 | 191 | 140 | 38 | 13 |
1000 | I could have sworn you said Swift was a satirist. | 1.3351 | 0.04409 | 191 | 141 | 36 | 14 |
1001 | It's symbiotic: they scratch my back, I don't stomp them to death. | 1.3351 | 0.04409 | 191 | 141 | 36 | 14 |
1002 | It's worth the wait. They do a fabulous cut and comb out here. | 1.3351 | 0.04409 | 191 | 141 | 36 | 14 |
1003 | I was also skeptical about acupuncture at first. | 1.3351 | 0.04085 | 191 | 136 | 46 | 9 |
1004 | Don't worry -- They'll be extinct before you know it! | 1.3351 | 0.04282 | 191 | 139 | 40 | 12 |
1005 | They can scratch my back anytime! | 1.3351 | 0.04017 | 191 | 135 | 48 | 8 |
1006 | I'm gonna order that pest collar from the Amazon. | 1.3351 | 0.04218 | 191 | 138 | 42 | 11 |
1007 | Let’s not let it ruin date night. | 1.3351 | 0.04218 | 191 | 138 | 42 | 11 |
1008 | Well, I was told I won't get rid of them until the heat and humidity are gone. | 1.3351 | 0.04471 | 191 | 142 | 34 | 15 |
1009 | Those large brains are not working for these guys! | 1.3351 | 0.04346 | 191 | 140 | 38 | 13 |
1010 | It's called acupuncture. They say it works wonders. | 1.3350 | 0.04193 | 197 | 143 | 42 | 12 |
1011 | My acupuncturist said to leave them on for a couple of years. Apparently, studies show they’re harmless. | 1.3350 | 0.03938 | 197 | 139 | 50 | 8 |
1012 | They get to those hard-to-reach places. | 1.3350 | 0.04068 | 197 | 141 | 46 | 10 |
1013 | I'll deal with it when they advance to scorched-earth militarization. | 1.3350 | 0.04193 | 197 | 143 | 42 | 12 |
1014 | Beats me. They came charging out of a hole in the mountain yelling and screaming gibberish and climbed all over me. | 1.3350 | 0.04374 | 197 | 146 | 36 | 15 |
1015 | I'm going Paleo. | 1.3350 | 0.04193 | 197 | 143 | 42 | 12 |
1016 | These guys are a mammoth pain! | 1.3350 | 0.04131 | 197 | 142 | 44 | 11 |
1017 | Yeah, pretty good. Yourself? | 1.3350 | 0.04068 | 197 | 141 | 46 | 10 |
1018 | I lost my flee collar! | 1.3350 | 0.04315 | 197 | 145 | 38 | 14 |
1019 | It's called acupuncture, it really helps with my migraines. | 1.3350 | 0.03938 | 197 | 139 | 50 | 8 |
1020 | Barry suggested acupuncture. | 1.3350 | 0.04374 | 197 | 146 | 36 | 15 |
1021 | I haven't the heart to tell them. | 1.3350 | 0.04004 | 197 | 140 | 48 | 9 |
1022 | I think they make me look modern. | 1.3350 | 0.03938 | 197 | 139 | 50 | 8 |
1023 | I "am" big. It's the "hunter-gatherers" that got small. | 1.3350 | 0.04374 | 197 | 146 | 36 | 15 |
1024 | I thought it was weird at first too, but when they hit the right spot, it’s just DIVINE! | 1.3350 | 0.04254 | 197 | 144 | 40 | 13 |
1025 | I feel sorry for he little buggers, because how can such a small species survive in this world? | 1.3350 | 0.04068 | 197 | 141 | 46 | 10 |
1026 | I can't believe I'm saying this but I miss the monkeys on my back. | 1.3350 | 0.04315 | 197 | 145 | 38 | 14 |
1027 | The acupuncturist gave me these to use at home. | 1.3350 | 0.04004 | 197 | 140 | 48 | 9 |
1028 | I say we give them our invention of fire and the wheel, then I'm sure we can live on in peaceful coexistence. | 1.3350 | 0.04131 | 197 | 142 | 44 | 11 |
1029 | Well, it all started when I ran into some guy named Gulliver. | 1.3350 | 0.04193 | 197 | 143 | 42 | 12 |
1030 | Why worry? In 10,000 years we'll be extinct and they'll evolve into fleas. | 1.3350 | 0.04131 | 197 | 142 | 44 | 11 |
1031 | It's less the sting than the annoying buzz in your ear. | 1.3350 | 0.04068 | 197 | 141 | 46 | 10 |
1032 | How'd I get 'em? Slept a night at one those cheap cave motels in L.A. by the La Brea Tar Pits | 1.3350 | 0.04254 | 197 | 144 | 40 | 13 |
1033 | I stopped using repellant. I just wasn't comfortable with all those chemicals. | 1.3350 | 0.03872 | 197 | 138 | 52 | 7 |
1034 | Unless we evolve a longer tail to swat them off, I fear we will become extinct. | 1.3350 | 0.04315 | 197 | 145 | 38 | 14 |
1035 | I thought I’d give acupuncture a shot. | 1.3350 | 0.04004 | 197 | 140 | 48 | 9 |
1036 | Want to use your trunk or should I just roll over? | 1.3350 | 0.04004 | 197 | 140 | 48 | 9 |
1037 | They called Uber, but were happy to get a Lyft. | 1.3350 | 0.04433 | 197 | 147 | 34 | 16 |
1038 | This new acupuncture to go service is pretty sweet. | 1.3350 | 0.04004 | 197 | 140 | 48 | 9 |
1039 | I liked it better when there were monkeys on my back. | 1.3350 | 0.04374 | 197 | 146 | 36 | 15 |
1040 | I think I have an idea for a new cave painting. | 1.3350 | 0.04004 | 197 | 140 | 48 | 9 |
1041 | Nevertheless, they persist! | 1.3350 | 0.04315 | 197 | 145 | 38 | 14 |
1042 | They're kind of annoying, but they have some pretty funny jokes. | 1.3350 | 0.04131 | 197 | 142 | 44 | 11 |
1043 | Yes, but they think the world of me. | 1.3350 | 0.04004 | 197 | 140 | 48 | 9 |
1044 | How was your day? | 1.3350 | 0.04193 | 197 | 143 | 42 | 12 |
1045 | It’s supposed to release tension | 1.3350 | 0.04068 | 197 | 141 | 46 | 10 |
1046 | Why don't we cuddle anymore? | 1.3350 | 0.03938 | 197 | 143 | 44 | 10 |
1047 | My health insurance just started covering acupuncture. | 1.3350 | 0.04004 | 197 | 140 | 48 | 9 |
1048 | My parents believed stomping Cro-Magnons caused autism. | 1.3350 | 0.04315 | 197 | 145 | 38 | 14 |
1049 | Caveman acupuncture. It's the latest thing! | 1.3350 | 0.04193 | 197 | 143 | 42 | 12 |
1050 | I know it looks funny, but ever since my acupuncturist was eaten by the Tyrannosaurus Rex it’s all I can do. | 1.3350 | 0.04068 | 197 | 141 | 46 | 10 |
1051 | I'm not sure what's thicker - my hide or their skulls. | 1.3333 | 0.04462 | 195 | 146 | 33 | 16 |
1052 | It'll be a cold day in hell before I take the HOV lanes again. | 1.3333 | 0.04219 | 195 | 142 | 41 | 12 |
1053 | Mom! I was swimming in the lake. They are all over me! Get the salt. | 1.3333 | 0.04281 | 195 | 143 | 39 | 13 |
1054 | I put up with it all the way home because I thought they were yelling, 'Spirit! Spirit!' | 1.3333 | 0.04342 | 195 | 144 | 37 | 14 |
1055 | Honey... I think I’ve contracted humans... | 1.3333 | 0.03893 | 195 | 137 | 51 | 7 |
1056 | They’re just action figures I glued on to get me through the Pliocene in one piece. | 1.3333 | 0.04156 | 195 | 141 | 43 | 11 |
1057 | I must have picked them up in Tijuana | 1.3333 | 0.04342 | 195 | 144 | 37 | 14 |
1058 | I'm sure they'll be extinct soon. | 1.3333 | 0.04156 | 195 | 141 | 43 | 11 |
1059 | Well, they kind of grow on you after a while. | 1.3333 | 0.03825 | 195 | 136 | 53 | 6 |
1060 | I should have known better than to use the organic caveman repellent. It never works as well as the regular kind. | 1.3333 | 0.04092 | 195 | 140 | 45 | 10 |
1061 | I tried rolling in the mud but it only encouraged them. | 1.3333 | 0.04027 | 195 | 139 | 47 | 9 |
1062 | They’re Neanderthals, whaddya expect? | 1.3333 | 0.04219 | 195 | 142 | 41 | 12 |
1063 | I WILL try that shampoo. | 1.3333 | 0.03960 | 195 | 138 | 49 | 8 |
1064 | They're fighting over who gets me when I'm fossil fuel. | 1.3316 | 0.04308 | 193 | 142 | 38 | 13 |
1065 | You're so paranoid. What harm could theses cute little humany things do to anything? | 1.3316 | 0.04245 | 193 | 141 | 40 | 12 |
1066 | Don't worry about them. They're just grad students researching why we're going extinct. | 1.3316 | 0.03914 | 193 | 136 | 50 | 7 |
1067 | Some days I hate being vegan. | 1.3316 | 0.04050 | 193 | 138 | 46 | 9 |
1068 | I brought some friends home for dinner. | 1.3316 | 0.04181 | 193 | 140 | 42 | 11 |
1069 | The doctor says it's pygmies. | 1.3316 | 0.04245 | 193 | 141 | 40 | 12 |
1070 | Yes, I will admit that it was a mammoth undertaking. | 1.3316 | 0.04308 | 193 | 142 | 38 | 13 |
1071 | It's the perfect snack, toothpicks included. | 1.3316 | 0.04050 | 193 | 138 | 46 | 9 |
1072 | Oh, spear me the details Frank! | 1.3316 | 0.04432 | 193 | 144 | 34 | 15 |
1073 | I wished they made a collar for these things." | 1.3316 | 0.04050 | 193 | 138 | 46 | 9 |
1074 | Some “visionary” told them “mobile”was they way of the future.... | 1.3316 | 0.04492 | 193 | 145 | 32 | 16 |
1075 | Is there something in my hair? | 1.3316 | 0.04116 | 193 | 139 | 44 | 10 |
1076 | I know, they’re back, get the comb. | 1.3316 | 0.03914 | 193 | 136 | 50 | 7 |
1077 | Am I getting mandruff again? | 1.3316 | 0.04050 | 193 | 138 | 46 | 9 |
1078 | Sorry hun, I thought I purchased the couples massages. | 1.3316 | 0.04116 | 193 | 139 | 44 | 10 |
1079 | They call themselves commuters and they are always complaining | 1.3316 | 0.04245 | 193 | 141 | 40 | 12 |
1080 | I simply refuse to sit when they yell “Sit” but I’m willing to roll over. | 1.3316 | 0.04116 | 193 | 139 | 44 | 10 |
1081 | I think I am suffering from Mandruff! | 1.3316 | 0.04181 | 193 | 140 | 42 | 11 |
1082 | They're my wooley bullies. | 1.3316 | 0.04308 | 193 | 142 | 38 | 13 |
1083 | Yeah, but they’re so tiny. What's the worst they can do? | 1.3316 | 0.04050 | 193 | 138 | 46 | 9 |
1084 | Nit Pickers. | 1.3316 | 0.04050 | 193 | 138 | 46 | 9 |
1085 | Hey, better call pest control. We've got humans again... | 1.3316 | 0.04050 | 193 | 138 | 46 | 9 |
1086 | I had a mammoth headache 'til they started working on my qi. | 1.3316 | 0.04308 | 193 | 142 | 38 | 13 |
1087 | The doctor gave me a medicated shampoo and said we need to bomb the cave and spray the tundra. | 1.3316 | 0.04370 | 193 | 143 | 36 | 14 |
1088 | They convinced me it's more dignified than becoming extinct. | 1.3316 | 0.04050 | 193 | 138 | 46 | 9 |
1089 | Amazon had these new back-scratchers. | 1.3316 | 0.04245 | 193 | 141 | 40 | 12 |
1090 | At first I thought they were cute, but they never calm down. | 1.3316 | 0.03914 | 193 | 136 | 50 | 7 |
1091 | Artists!! They need inspiration before they will paint our cave. | 1.3316 | 0.04050 | 193 | 138 | 46 | 9 |
1092 | I think it's about time to change hair salons. | 1.3298 | 0.03936 | 191 | 135 | 49 | 7 |
1093 | Could you please remind them it's 'Meatless Monday?' | 1.3298 | 0.03936 | 191 | 135 | 49 | 7 |
1094 | It looks weird, I know--but that pain in my foot is gone. | 1.3298 | 0.04207 | 191 | 139 | 41 | 11 |
1095 | I don't know if acupuncture works either, but what's the worst that can happen? | 1.3298 | 0.04141 | 191 | 138 | 43 | 10 |
1096 | I was going to shake them off, but then I thought better of it, they will be extinct soon enough | 1.3298 | 0.04336 | 191 | 141 | 37 | 13 |
1097 | That's funny, my knee feels much better. | 1.3298 | 0.04272 | 191 | 140 | 39 | 12 |
1098 | Oh, I'm sure they'll go away on their own in a couple million years or so. | 1.3298 | 0.04005 | 191 | 136 | 47 | 8 |
1099 | My vet studied Eastern Medicine. | 1.3298 | 0.04399 | 191 | 142 | 35 | 14 |
1100 | They may look annoying but my god can they cure neck pain | 1.3298 | 0.04074 | 191 | 137 | 45 | 9 |
1101 | Do you have any bug spray left? | 1.3298 | 0.04141 | 191 | 138 | 43 | 10 |
1102 | -Should have called it Lice Age. | 1.3298 | 0.04207 | 191 | 139 | 41 | 11 |
1103 | I knew I shouldn't have tweeted that. | 1.3298 | 0.04207 | 191 | 139 | 41 | 11 |
1104 | Mom put the medicine between my shoulder blades so they should start falling off soon. | 1.3298 | 0.04399 | 191 | 142 | 35 | 14 |
1105 | They're on the Paleo diet. | 1.3298 | 0.04074 | 191 | 137 | 45 | 9 |
1106 | Annoying sure. It's not like the little suckers are going to take over the world. | 1.3298 | 0.04074 | 191 | 137 | 45 | 9 |
1107 | I think I lost my man collar. | 1.3298 | 0.04399 | 191 | 142 | 35 | 14 |
1108 | Cavemen season is so pesky. | 1.3298 | 0.04272 | 191 | 143 | 36 | 12 |
1109 | The kids picked them up at school. | 1.3298 | 0.04141 | 191 | 138 | 43 | 10 |
1110 | Last week from the Home Shopping Network. The whole set was $9.99. | 1.3298 | 0.04074 | 191 | 137 | 45 | 9 |
1111 | I am not sure what is causing the itching,the Doctor called it Mandruff. | 1.3298 | 0.04141 | 191 | 138 | 43 | 10 |
1112 | It's my side hustle. I rent out my back for exercise classes. | 1.3298 | 0.04141 | 191 | 138 | 43 | 10 |
1113 | It's like Uber, but, you know, for fleas. | 1.3298 | 0.04141 | 191 | 138 | 43 | 10 |
1114 | The spray didn't work. | 1.3298 | 0.04074 | 191 | 137 | 45 | 9 |
1115 | I'm just glad they haven't invented fire yet. | 1.3298 | 0.04141 | 191 | 138 | 43 | 10 |
1116 | Fannie, we are just too big to fail. | 1.3298 | 0.04207 | 191 | 139 | 41 | 11 |
1117 | 'They're temporary pests - they'll never survive global cooling." | 1.3298 | 0.03936 | 191 | 135 | 49 | 7 |
1118 | They call me Snow White. I call them the seven dwarfs. | 1.3298 | 0.04074 | 191 | 137 | 45 | 9 |
1119 | Don't worry. They'll be gone after winter. | 1.3298 | 0.03865 | 191 | 139 | 44 | 8 |
1120 | Got DEET? | 1.3298 | 0.04522 | 191 | 144 | 31 | 16 |
1121 | Did I mention I'm hosting the Olympics? | 1.3243 | 0.04003 | 185 | 135 | 42 | 8 |
1122 | You said we could adopt | 1.3243 | 0.04217 | 185 | 135 | 40 | 10 |
1123 | It's just some of the Democratic candidates for President. | 1.3243 | 0.04354 | 185 | 139 | 33 | 13 |
1124 | They itch. | 1.3243 | 0.04147 | 185 | 134 | 42 | 9 |
1125 | So Ted, what do you know about squatters rights? | 1.3243 | 0.04286 | 185 | 136 | 38 | 11 |
1126 | The cupping was a disaster so I'm trying acupuncture | 1.3243 | 0.04076 | 185 | 133 | 44 | 8 |
1127 | That's one small prick for the little men and one giant prick for me. | 1.3243 | 0.04217 | 185 | 135 | 40 | 10 |
1128 | Thank God I got immunized this year. | 1.3243 | 0.04076 | 185 | 133 | 44 | 8 |
1129 | It's actually just a residency program. | 1.3240 | 0.04383 | 179 | 132 | 36 | 11 |
1130 | I’ve got humans again. | 1.3240 | 0.04383 | 179 | 132 | 36 | 11 |
1131 | I got them from a traveling mastodon. | 1.3240 | 0.04237 | 179 | 130 | 40 | 9 |
1132 | Eh, at least they keep the ticks off me. | 1.3240 | 0.04163 | 179 | 129 | 42 | 8 |
1133 | I used to be able to get rid of them. I think they've evolved. | 1.3240 | 0.04383 | 179 | 132 | 36 | 11 |
1134 | Cavemen? What cavemen? | 1.3240 | 0.04237 | 179 | 130 | 40 | 9 |
1135 | Did you put out their fire again ? | 1.3240 | 0.04311 | 179 | 131 | 38 | 10 |
1136 | Gloria, I’m having a Mammoth problem.” | 1.3230 | 0.04794 | 161 | 121 | 28 | 12 |
1137 | My doc recommended this “new age” treatment for my back | 1.3224 | 0.04026 | 183 | 131 | 45 | 7 |
1138 | I shampoo three times a week and still can't get rid of them. | 1.3224 | 0.04026 | 183 | 131 | 45 | 7 |
1139 | Let's talk about the 150-pound people in the room. | 1.3224 | 0.04026 | 183 | 131 | 45 | 7 |
1140 | It’s just until my back pain is gone. | 1.3224 | 0.04026 | 183 | 131 | 45 | 7 |
1141 | They still think that they live on a turtle. | 1.3224 | 0.04100 | 183 | 132 | 43 | 8 |
1142 | They're re-aligning my chakras. | 1.3224 | 0.04172 | 183 | 135 | 38 | 10 |
1143 | I know it's crazy, but somehow the pain in my hip is gone." | 1.3224 | 0.04100 | 183 | 132 | 43 | 8 |
1144 | I don't know dear, they're always on my back about something. | 1.3224 | 0.04383 | 183 | 136 | 35 | 12 |
1145 | You said you'd feed them and take them for walks and brush their teeth! This is the last time Henry!! | 1.3224 | 0.04314 | 183 | 135 | 37 | 11 |
1146 | How do you eat a mammoth with a toothpick? Same as an elephant; one bite at a time. | 1.3224 | 0.04244 | 183 | 134 | 39 | 10 |
1147 | What happens in Vegas, stays in Vegas! | 1.3224 | 0.04244 | 183 | 134 | 39 | 10 |
1148 | My doctor said not to bother with the ointment now that they've discovered religion. | 1.3224 | 0.04518 | 183 | 138 | 31 | 14 |
1149 | If I didn't feel an overriding obligation to foster an emerging superior species, I would have stomped them all into the mud years ago. | 1.3224 | 0.04314 | 183 | 135 | 37 | 11 |
1150 | They’re cuter when they’re little. | 1.3224 | 0.03950 | 183 | 130 | 47 | 6 |
1151 | You think the pharmacy has anything for this? | 1.3224 | 0.03715 | 183 | 127 | 53 | 3 |
1152 | You don't get down from a duck, you get down from a mammoth. | 1.3224 | 0.04383 | 183 | 136 | 35 | 12 |
1153 | Why me? There' s more than one elephant in this room. | 1.3224 | 0.04244 | 183 | 134 | 39 | 10 |
1154 | Being so divisive, they ignore the elephant in the living room. | 1.3224 | 0.04100 | 183 | 132 | 43 | 8 |
1155 | Doctor asked me to rate my pain 1-10. I said 7! | 1.3224 | 0.04172 | 183 | 133 | 41 | 9 |
1156 | Yeah, I got tested to be safe - but I am pretty sure I know what it is. | 1.3224 | 0.04172 | 183 | 133 | 41 | 9 |
1157 | To think we may someday become extinct due to these pesky critters is so depressing | 1.3224 | 0.04383 | 183 | 136 | 35 | 12 |
1158 | Fire, the wheel and now acupuncture | 1.3224 | 0.04244 | 183 | 134 | 39 | 10 |
1159 | My acupuncturist joined a group practice. | 1.3224 | 0.04172 | 183 | 133 | 41 | 9 |
1160 | Do you remember where we put the Cro-Magnon powder? | 1.3224 | 0.04100 | 183 | 132 | 43 | 8 |
1161 | I'm hosting a summit. | 1.3224 | 0.04518 | 183 | 138 | 31 | 14 |
1162 | No . . . I haven't had a bath in months. Why do you ask? | 1.3224 | 0.03950 | 183 | 130 | 47 | 6 |
1163 | What makes you think I’m nit-picking? | 1.3224 | 0.04451 | 183 | 137 | 33 | 13 |
1164 | Bad news babe, I have caveman lice again. | 1.3224 | 0.04518 | 183 | 138 | 31 | 14 |
1165 | Sorry, I'm late --I'm having a bad hair day. | 1.3224 | 0.04314 | 183 | 135 | 37 | 11 |
1166 | They just look bigger in the cave art. | 1.3224 | 0.04314 | 183 | 135 | 37 | 11 |
1167 | They claim they're hunting for bugs,but I have my doubts | 1.3224 | 0.04172 | 183 | 133 | 41 | 9 |
1168 | I'm gonna wash Man right out of my hair. | 1.3224 | 0.04026 | 183 | 131 | 45 | 7 |
1169 | My acupuncturist recommended them as a supplement between treatments. | 1.3204 | 0.04198 | 181 | 135 | 36 | 10 |
1170 | Get acupuncture they said.You'll feel better they said. | 1.3204 | 0.04412 | 181 | 135 | 34 | 12 |
1171 | Just taking my cave people for a walk. | 1.3188 | 0.04099 | 160 | 113 | 43 | 4 |
1172 | I should see longer, smoother hair in about six weeks. | 1.3184 | 0.04149 | 179 | 130 | 41 | 8 |
1173 | Ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow, ow! | 1.3184 | 0.04370 | 179 | 133 | 35 | 11 |
1174 | Now watch what happens when I roll over! | 1.3184 | 0.04149 | 179 | 130 | 41 | 8 |
1175 | Oh great. I tell them if they kill me we’re extinct. Then you show up. | 1.3184 | 0.04224 | 179 | 131 | 39 | 9 |
1176 | If hippos can use birds, I can use Neanderthals. | 1.3184 | 0.04224 | 179 | 131 | 39 | 9 |
1177 | Oh that? Mandruff...it’s driving me to extinction!! | 1.3184 | 0.04441 | 179 | 134 | 33 | 12 |
1178 | The doctor said it should clear up in a few hundred millennia | 1.3184 | 0.04511 | 179 | 135 | 31 | 13 |
1179 | Right now, it's not that bad. But I sense that one of them is on the verge of discovering fire. | 1.3184 | 0.03995 | 179 | 128 | 45 | 6 |
1180 | Watch what happens to these idiots when I sit down. | 1.3184 | 0.04298 | 179 | 132 | 37 | 10 |
1181 | I'm hopping they'll go extinct soon. | 1.3184 | 0.04149 | 179 | 130 | 41 | 8 |
1182 | these dimwits will eventually destroy the whole planet. | 1.3184 | 0.04149 | 179 | 130 | 41 | 8 |
1183 | An Asian elephant told me this would help with my sciatica. | 1.3184 | 0.03916 | 179 | 127 | 47 | 5 |
1184 | It's OK. It's something they call "hunting". | 1.3184 | 0.04224 | 179 | 131 | 39 | 9 |
1185 | How is it possible that we're the endangered ones? | 1.3184 | 0.04370 | 179 | 133 | 35 | 11 |
1186 | Donna said it's the latest in exfoliating spa treatments. I think she might be pulling the wool over my eyes. | 1.3184 | 0.04224 | 179 | 131 | 39 | 9 |
1187 | Something called acupuncture. | 1.3184 | 0.04511 | 179 | 135 | 31 | 13 |
1188 | I keep hearing them murmur, "One bite at a time..." | 1.3184 | 0.04648 | 179 | 137 | 27 | 15 |
1189 | "Getting these Neanderthals out of my hair is a mammoth task. | 1.3184 | 0.04511 | 179 | 135 | 31 | 13 |
1190 | My acupuncturist prescribed them for me. | 1.3184 | 0.04224 | 179 | 131 | 39 | 9 |
1191 | I have a new team of acupuncturists. | 1.3184 | 0.04149 | 179 | 130 | 41 | 8 |
1192 | Don't worry, as soon as the weather gets extreme, they disappear. | 1.3184 | 0.04073 | 179 | 129 | 43 | 7 |
1193 | You gotta try it. I’m tellin’ you the only thing that helps my mammoth headaches is acupuncture. | 1.3184 | 0.03916 | 179 | 127 | 47 | 5 |
1194 | What a bunch of Neanderthals! When will they grow up?! | 1.3184 | 0.03995 | 179 | 128 | 45 | 6 |
1195 | I invited a few of the guys over. | 1.3184 | 0.04298 | 179 | 131 | 37 | 10 |
1196 | I can hardly wait till someone invents a comb. | 1.3184 | 0.04073 | 179 | 129 | 43 | 7 |
1197 | The village had a free acupuncture special. | 1.3184 | 0.04370 | 179 | 133 | 35 | 11 |
1198 | I’ve decided to try acupuncture. | 1.3184 | 0.04370 | 179 | 133 | 35 | 11 |
1199 | I'm betting that this ride sharing concept has a future. | 1.3184 | 0.04298 | 179 | 132 | 37 | 10 |
1200 | Because I didn't want to get autism, Jeff. | 1.3184 | 0.04073 | 179 | 129 | 43 | 7 |
1201 | I know. I know. You warned me about picking up hitchhikers. | 1.3184 | 0.04149 | 179 | 130 | 41 | 8 |
1202 | Savor these times, Ralph, because someday being hunted will not be fashionable. | 1.3184 | 0.04298 | 179 | 132 | 37 | 10 |
1203 | How come the picnic is always on me?” | 1.3184 | 0.04224 | 179 | 131 | 39 | 9 |
1204 | If they keep sticking me with those little pokies, somebody's going to be going extinct. | 1.3184 | 0.04298 | 179 | 132 | 37 | 10 |
1205 | Apparently, we’re endangered, but I can’t see how. | 1.3184 | 0.04224 | 179 | 131 | 39 | 9 |
1206 | Not to worry,they are destined for extinction soon enough. | 1.3184 | 0.04073 | 179 | 129 | 43 | 7 |
1207 | Geez Marg, the bugs are bad this year! | 1.3184 | 0.04716 | 179 | 138 | 25 | 16 |
1208 | Do you ever feel like there's something you just can't shake? | 1.3184 | 0.04149 | 179 | 130 | 41 | 8 |
1209 | Pesky little bastards. There’s no way they will survive as a species. | 1.3184 | 0.04073 | 179 | 129 | 43 | 7 |
1210 | I haven't had the heart to tell them that it doesn't hurt. | 1.3184 | 0.04149 | 179 | 130 | 41 | 8 |
1211 | They confused me for a woolly rabbit. | 1.3184 | 0.04441 | 179 | 134 | 33 | 12 |
1212 | Yes, they are cute, but they have no future. | 1.3184 | 0.04073 | 179 | 129 | 43 | 7 |
1213 | What happened to the guys you hired to clean between your toes? | 1.3184 | 0.04149 | 179 | 130 | 41 | 8 |
1214 | I got a bad feeling about our new neighbors. | 1.3184 | 0.03752 | 179 | 129 | 45 | 5 |
1215 | I just got the monkey off my back ...and now look! | 1.3184 | 0.04073 | 179 | 129 | 43 | 7 |
1216 | Honey, I thought they already sprayed for these. | 1.3184 | 0.04073 | 179 | 129 | 43 | 7 |
1217 | CBD wasn't helping so my doctor recommended I try acupuncture | 1.3184 | 0.04073 | 179 | 129 | 43 | 7 |
1218 | Apparently it's some sort of flash mob. | 1.3184 | 0.04370 | 179 | 133 | 35 | 11 |
1219 | Maybe I'm just paranoid, but it feels like they've been talking about me behind my back. | 1.3184 | 0.04298 | 179 | 132 | 37 | 10 |
1220 | Hey mom, the school nurse gave me a note. | 1.3184 | 0.04511 | 179 | 135 | 31 | 13 |
1221 | They're great at multi-tusking. | 1.3184 | 0.04224 | 179 | 131 | 39 | 9 |
1222 | I think I’ll try a bath at the tar pits. | 1.3184 | 0.04073 | 179 | 129 | 43 | 7 |
1223 | Yeah, they're a dance troupe from out west. They needed a practice space. | 1.3184 | 0.03995 | 179 | 128 | 45 | 6 |
1224 | hey Joe,you think we should tell them about the climate change thing? | 1.3184 | 0.04073 | 179 | 129 | 43 | 7 |
1225 | I know, I was skeptical too, but it really does relieve stress. | 1.3182 | 0.04194 | 176 | 128 | 40 | 8 |
1226 | Tuesday morning acupuncture appointment. | 1.3182 | 0.04420 | 176 | 131 | 34 | 11 |
1227 | If you lie down with mastodons, you get up with humans. | 1.3182 | 0.04346 | 176 | 130 | 36 | 10 |
1228 | I asked for a shampoo scented with Spearmint but got spearmen scent instead. | 1.3164 | 0.04399 | 177 | 132 | 34 | 11 |
1229 | You know Al, it was funny the first time, but now it's just tired, okay? | 1.3164 | 0.04325 | 177 | 131 | 36 | 10 |
1230 | I don't think they can do much harm. | 1.3164 | 0.03937 | 177 | 129 | 42 | 6 |
1231 | A little to the left. That's the stuff. | 1.3164 | 0.03937 | 177 | 126 | 46 | 5 |
1232 | Feels good up there; as long as they don't discover my soft underbelly I am okay with them. | 1.3161 | 0.04141 | 174 | 126 | 41 | 7 |
1233 | It's not so bad, eventually they just kill themselves. | 1.3161 | 0.04060 | 174 | 125 | 43 | 6 |
1234 | Oh, yes. Acupuncture is just heaven! | 1.3161 | 0.04450 | 174 | 130 | 33 | 11 |
1235 | I know they look like fleas, but they keep screaming they are to be the Lords of the Universe. | 1.3161 | 0.04375 | 174 | 129 | 35 | 10 |
1236 | I’ve tried powders and flea spray but they seem harmless for now. | 1.3143 | 0.04354 | 175 | 130 | 35 | 10 |
1237 | Wool itches. | 1.3143 | 0.04277 | 175 | 129 | 37 | 9 |
1238 | They're picadors. They think I'm a bull. | 1.3143 | 0.04574 | 175 | 133 | 29 | 13 |
1239 | I'm telling you Jean-Paul, acupuncture is fabulous for an existential crisis, you should totally try it. | 1.3143 | 0.04502 | 175 | 132 | 31 | 12 |
1240 | Woolly mammoths go extinct? I don’t think so. | 1.3143 | 0.04277 | 175 | 129 | 37 | 9 |
1241 | There called Cavies, sort of like scabies only worse! | 1.3143 | 0.04041 | 175 | 126 | 43 | 6 |
1242 | So then the nurse gave me some special shampoo and a tiny comb. | 1.3143 | 0.04200 | 175 | 128 | 39 | 8 |
1243 | Meet my groomers. | 1.3143 | 0.04041 | 175 | 126 | 43 | 6 |
1244 | Somebody started a rumor that we were gluten free. | 1.3140 | 0.04166 | 172 | 125 | 40 | 7 |
1245 | Yeah they itch like crazy. But it is the pre-linguistic grunting that really annoys you. | 1.3140 | 0.04481 | 172 | 129 | 32 | 11 |
1246 | Paleontologists will dig this. | 1.3140 | 0.04166 | 172 | 125 | 40 | 7 |
1247 | It's awkwardly soothing. | 1.3140 | 0.04247 | 172 | 126 | 38 | 8 |
1248 | Have you tried the cavemen's acupuncture treatment? I am already feeling better. | 1.3140 | 0.04404 | 172 | 128 | 34 | 10 |
1249 | They're just little wooly bullies. | 1.3140 | 0.04481 | 172 | 129 | 32 | 11 |
1250 | Oy Vey! Flea Season! | 1.3140 | 0.04404 | 172 | 128 | 34 | 10 |
1251 | It pinches a tad, but my neck hasn't felt this good in ages. | 1.3140 | 0.04481 | 172 | 129 | 32 | 11 |
1252 | I hope they're not poisonous... | 1.3140 | 0.04247 | 172 | 126 | 38 | 8 |
1253 | They're so primitive. We'll be here long after they're gone. | 1.3140 | 0.04166 | 172 | 125 | 40 | 7 |
1254 | Yesterday..I only had 4 of them..what gives? | 1.3140 | 0.04084 | 172 | 124 | 42 | 6 |
1255 | I'm not much of a people person. | 1.3140 | 0.04481 | 172 | 129 | 32 | 11 |
1256 | I'm betting they'll disappear once the weather changes. | 1.3140 | 0.04247 | 172 | 126 | 38 | 8 |
1257 | I'm afraid I need to re-home my humans- all they do is fight. | 1.3140 | 0.04326 | 172 | 127 | 36 | 9 |
1258 | I swear, these things are some of the dumbest creatures on the planet. | 1.3140 | 0.04247 | 172 | 126 | 38 | 8 |
1259 | I think they have a future. Don't you? | 1.3140 | 0.04556 | 172 | 130 | 30 | 12 |
1260 | They trim when I start getting too wooly. It’s called nanotechnology. | 1.3140 | 0.04326 | 172 | 127 | 36 | 9 |
1261 | I'm tellin' ya—this acupuncture stuff has done wonders for my extinction anxiety. | 1.3140 | 0.04326 | 172 | 127 | 36 | 9 |
1262 | My mother told me not to sleep in strange caves | 1.3140 | 0.04404 | 172 | 128 | 34 | 10 |
1263 | Irritating, but they’re on the endangered species list. | 1.3140 | 0.04247 | 172 | 126 | 38 | 8 |
1264 | Would you mind running down to PetSmart and getting me some people powder? | 1.3140 | 0.03999 | 172 | 123 | 44 | 5 |
1265 | I'm sorry Susan but our insurance didn't cover acupuncture | 1.3140 | 0.04166 | 172 | 125 | 40 | 7 |
1266 | Working for Uber has been . . . interesting. | 1.3140 | 0.04703 | 172 | 132 | 26 | 14 |
1267 | Know any place in Lilliput that sells hunter-gatherer repellent? | 1.3140 | 0.04630 | 172 | 131 | 28 | 13 |
1268 | The little buggers are called oompa loompas. | 1.3140 | 0.04630 | 172 | 131 | 28 | 13 |
1269 | I'm sure they're harmless. | 1.3140 | 0.04404 | 172 | 130 | 31 | 11 |
1270 | This DIY acupuncture kit is getting a zero stars review! | 1.3140 | 0.04703 | 172 | 132 | 26 | 14 |
1271 | Yet another invasive species. Maybe they'll die off with a hard winter. | 1.3140 | 0.04326 | 172 | 127 | 36 | 9 |
1272 | Feels great! They scratch my itch and then I just hose them off. | 1.3140 | 0.04326 | 172 | 127 | 36 | 9 |
1273 | On the plus side, my back pain is gone. | 1.3140 | 0.03999 | 172 | 123 | 44 | 5 |
1274 | Would you mind hosing me down? | 1.3140 | 0.04481 | 172 | 129 | 32 | 11 |
1275 | I know you're not into Eastern medicine, but the pain in my hip is gone and I have so much more energy. | 1.3140 | 0.04166 | 172 | 125 | 40 | 7 |
1276 | I should just roll over and kill them but it actually feels kind of nice. | 1.3140 | 0.04166 | 172 | 125 | 40 | 7 |
1277 | I miss the monkey... | 1.3140 | 0.04247 | 172 | 126 | 38 | 8 |
1278 | Don't worry. They'll die from climate change, too. | 1.3140 | 0.04481 | 172 | 129 | 32 | 11 |
1279 | On second thought, I'll take some of that Frontline. | 1.3140 | 0.04247 | 172 | 126 | 38 | 8 |
1280 | They keep on mentioning a Dr Seuss | 1.3140 | 0.04166 | 172 | 125 | 40 | 7 |
1281 | Gentrification hurts. | 1.3140 | 0.04404 | 172 | 128 | 34 | 10 |
1282 | That mandruff shampoo isn't what it's cracked up to be. | 1.3140 | 0.04247 | 172 | 126 | 38 | 8 |
1283 | They have more tenacity than talent. | 1.3140 | 0.04247 | 172 | 126 | 38 | 8 |
1284 | its time to see the doctor, these shooting pains in my back are killing me | 1.3140 | 0.04247 | 172 | 126 | 38 | 8 |
1285 | You were right. Lilliput is a hoot! | 1.3140 | 0.04326 | 172 | 127 | 36 | 9 |
1286 | They're Swedish, so it's a massage. | 1.3140 | 0.04166 | 172 | 125 | 40 | 7 |
1287 | My new acupuncture team. | 1.3140 | 0.04326 | 172 | 127 | 36 | 9 |
1288 | All the kids at school got them. | 1.3140 | 0.04326 | 172 | 127 | 36 | 9 |
1289 | It's evidently called acupuncture... | 1.3140 | 0.04166 | 172 | 125 | 40 | 7 |
1290 | It’s a hoax...a nothingburger...we’re too big to fail... | 1.3140 | 0.04166 | 172 | 125 | 40 | 7 |
1291 | They said they know acupuncture . | 1.3140 | 0.04326 | 172 | 127 | 36 | 9 |
1292 | You told me to try acupuncture. | 1.3140 | 0.04247 | 172 | 126 | 38 | 8 |
1293 | Next time, I am going to get the kind with 90% DEET. | 1.3140 | 0.04556 | 172 | 130 | 30 | 12 |
1294 | They don’t hunt. They gather. | 1.3140 | 0.04556 | 172 | 130 | 30 | 12 |
1295 | I thought they were hunting parasites. A thousand little stabs later, I'm dying. | 1.3140 | 0.04404 | 172 | 128 | 34 | 10 |
1296 | The pterodactyls dropped them off as a practical joke. | 1.3140 | 0.04166 | 172 | 125 | 40 | 7 |
1297 | They're for the wall. | 1.3140 | 0.04404 | 172 | 128 | 34 | 10 |
1298 | No one is going to believe this, take my picture! | 1.3133 | 0.04428 | 166 | 123 | 34 | 9 |
1299 | Do I have anything in my teeth? | 1.3125 | 0.04081 | 160 | 114 | 42 | 4 |
1300 | Where's the bug spray? | 1.3125 | 0.04623 | 160 | 120 | 30 | 10 |
1301 | Don't worry; it's only a cosmetic procedure. | 1.3121 | 0.04382 | 173 | 129 | 34 | 10 |
1302 | Why do you think I have too much baggage for a relationship? | 1.3118 | 0.04274 | 170 | 125 | 37 | 8 |
1303 | I don't believe in evolution. | 1.3118 | 0.04274 | 170 | 125 | 37 | 8 |
1304 | They’re not as bad as ticks. | 1.3118 | 0.04588 | 170 | 129 | 29 | 12 |
1305 | What do I look like, a piece of meat? | 1.3118 | 0.04274 | 170 | 125 | 37 | 8 |
1306 | What a piece of work is a man, how noble in reason, how infinite in faculties, in form and moving how express and admirable, in action how like an angel, in apprehension how like a god! the beauty of the world, the paragon of animals— | 1.3118 | 0.04737 | 170 | 131 | 25 | 14 |
1307 | That's right, stay back. They're contagious. | 1.3118 | 0.04274 | 170 | 128 | 29 | 10 |
1308 | Got anything stronger than Head & Shoulders? | 1.3118 | 0.04274 | 170 | 125 | 37 | 8 |
1309 | I call it.... acupuncture | 1.3118 | 0.04274 | 170 | 125 | 37 | 8 |
1310 | Think I should get this checked out? | 1.3118 | 0.04434 | 170 | 127 | 33 | 10 |
1311 | Men of prey. They're multiplying, though I never see any females. | 1.3118 | 0.04588 | 170 | 129 | 29 | 12 |
1312 | I’m gonna go take a shower. It’s been a long day. | 1.3118 | 0.04354 | 170 | 126 | 35 | 9 |
1313 | The vet said it was an infestation of hunter-gatherers | 1.3118 | 0.04274 | 170 | 125 | 37 | 8 |
1314 | They can't last for long. | 1.3118 | 0.04434 | 170 | 127 | 33 | 10 |
1315 | This acupuncture has done wonders to my back. | 1.3118 | 0.04354 | 170 | 126 | 35 | 9 |
1316 | The doctor says they're very hard to get rid of. | 1.3118 | 0.04434 | 170 | 127 | 33 | 10 |
1317 | The thing is, they have a point. | 1.3118 | 0.04354 | 170 | 126 | 35 | 9 |
1318 | Ooh, ahhh, yeah, that's better. | 1.3118 | 0.04022 | 170 | 122 | 43 | 5 |
1319 | I told them to get off my back but they just don’t listen. | 1.3118 | 0.04192 | 170 | 124 | 39 | 7 |
1320 | They're like fleas, only chewier. | 1.3118 | 0.04434 | 170 | 127 | 33 | 10 |
1321 | You told me, they would be extinct by now ? | 1.3118 | 0.04192 | 170 | 124 | 39 | 7 |
1322 | I’m so tired of being treated like a piece of meat | 1.3118 | 0.03935 | 170 | 121 | 45 | 4 |
1323 | A couple of "roll overs" and they're usually gone for a couple of days. | 1.3118 | 0.04022 | 170 | 122 | 43 | 5 |
1324 | You had some of these parasites once, how did you get rid of them? | 1.3118 | 0.04434 | 170 | 127 | 33 | 10 |
1325 | My skin’s microbiome seems to be going macro. That’s evolution for ya. | 1.3118 | 0.04354 | 170 | 126 | 35 | 9 |
1326 | They won't survive climate change. | 1.3118 | 0.04512 | 170 | 128 | 31 | 11 |
1327 | Their team building exercise is starting to itch a bit. | 1.3118 | 0.04192 | 170 | 124 | 39 | 7 |
1328 | Well it started about 80 years ago so I went to my gynecologist. She recommended I get a paleontologic examination. Then I was advised to get a mammoth reductive intervention (MRI). I was feeling extinct. In desperation I’m now trying axupuncture. | 1.3118 | 0.04663 | 170 | 130 | 27 | 13 |
1329 | I think I caught something, I’ll stay home today. | 1.3118 | 0.04108 | 170 | 123 | 41 | 6 |
1330 | What goes around... comes around. | 1.3118 | 0.04108 | 170 | 123 | 41 | 6 |
1331 | It's cheaper than acupuncture, but the needles are a little dull. | 1.3118 | 0.04354 | 170 | 126 | 35 | 9 |
1332 | This Uber pool is just not worth it anymore | 1.3118 | 0.04192 | 170 | 124 | 39 | 7 |
1333 | The stabbing pain in my back has only gotten worse since the Stone Age. | 1.3118 | 0.04512 | 170 | 128 | 31 | 11 |
1334 | We'll be extinct, and they'll still be fighting. | 1.3118 | 0.04354 | 170 | 126 | 35 | 9 |
1335 | Ya... I’ve got some baggage | 1.3095 | 0.04132 | 168 | 122 | 40 | 6 |
1336 | These pesky humans will be the end of us yet! | 1.3095 | 0.04301 | 168 | 124 | 36 | 8 |
1337 | These hunters and gatherers are going to be the death of me. | 1.3095 | 0.04045 | 168 | 121 | 42 | 5 |
1338 | They also do reiki if acupuncture isn’t your thing. | 1.3095 | 0.04301 | 168 | 124 | 36 | 8 |
1339 | This acupuncture really works. | 1.3082 | 0.04632 | 159 | 120 | 29 | 10 |
1340 | Does our insurance even cover acupuncture? | 1.3082 | 0.04367 | 159 | 117 | 35 | 7 |
1341 | ...I think I have Fibromyalgia ,,, | 1.3082 | 0.04367 | 159 | 117 | 35 | 7 |
1342 | They're great for scratching those spots I can't reach! | 1.3082 | 0.04274 | 159 | 116 | 37 | 6 |
1343 | Could you check me for ticks? And Nicks? | 1.3082 | 0.04457 | 159 | 118 | 33 | 8 |
1344 | Hors d'oeuvre? | 1.3082 | 0.04274 | 159 | 116 | 37 | 6 |
1345 | A little to the left guys, oh yeah, that's the spot. | 1.3082 | 0.04180 | 159 | 115 | 39 | 5 |
1346 | Will you scratch my back? | 1.3082 | 0.04180 | 159 | 115 | 39 | 5 |
1347 | Worst year for Neanderthals that I can remember. | 1.3082 | 0.04367 | 159 | 117 | 35 | 7 |
1348 | It’s worked wonders on my sciatica. | 1.3082 | 0.04632 | 159 | 120 | 29 | 10 |
1349 | Beats a back scratcher. | 1.3082 | 0.04274 | 159 | 116 | 37 | 6 |
1350 | Sure, use up the last can of Off without telling me. Nice going. | 1.3082 | 0.04367 | 159 | 117 | 35 | 7 |
1351 | They don't even know what ivory is yet they just hate that I'm big. | 1.3082 | 0.04457 | 159 | 118 | 33 | 8 |
1352 | I think they've read Gulliver's Travels | 1.3082 | 0.04457 | 159 | 118 | 33 | 8 |
1353 | I'm telling you, just stick a dryer sheet behind your ear...it keeps them away! | 1.3082 | 0.04457 | 159 | 118 | 33 | 8 |
1354 | And we're supposed to evolve into these imbeciles. | 1.3082 | 0.04457 | 159 | 118 | 33 | 8 |
1355 | Can I borrow your comb? | 1.3082 | 0.04457 | 159 | 118 | 33 | 8 |
1356 | They're a nuisance, but on the other hand, I don't have anymore lice. | 1.3082 | 0.04367 | 159 | 117 | 35 | 7 |
1357 | Someone needs to invent a better back scratcher. | 1.3082 | 0.04367 | 159 | 117 | 35 | 7 |
1358 | I dunno... I just lay down for a nap in the tall grass and when I woke up, they were all over me! | 1.3082 | 0.04274 | 159 | 116 | 37 | 6 |
1359 | The acupuncture seems to be working. | 1.3082 | 0.03884 | 159 | 114 | 42 | 3 |
1360 | Just a little off the top. | 1.3082 | 0.04545 | 159 | 119 | 31 | 9 |
1361 | You were right. I should have used the repellant! | 1.3082 | 0.04457 | 159 | 118 | 33 | 8 |
1362 | There's more of them than usual. Must be global warming. | 1.3082 | 0.04545 | 159 | 119 | 31 | 9 |
1363 | Your school nurse called again. Says this time you can't come back for ages. | 1.3082 | 0.04717 | 159 | 121 | 27 | 11 |
1364 | Doc says it's just a rash. | 1.3082 | 0.04180 | 159 | 115 | 39 | 5 |
1365 | I'm experimenting with community-based acupuncture. | 1.3082 | 0.04717 | 159 | 121 | 27 | 11 |
1366 | Do we have anything for this? | 1.3082 | 0.04545 | 159 | 119 | 31 | 9 |
1367 | I'm earning a little extra money as a Tuber driver. | 1.3082 | 0.04457 | 159 | 118 | 33 | 8 |
1368 | Yeah, but you should see their 'Lysistrata.' | 1.3082 | 0.04457 | 159 | 118 | 33 | 8 |
1369 | I just hope they don't multiply. | 1.3082 | 0.04180 | 159 | 115 | 39 | 5 |
1370 | They are so annoying, they will probably be here long after you and I are extinct. | 1.3082 | 0.04367 | 159 | 117 | 35 | 7 |
1371 | I can't wait 2 Million Years for Flea Collars | 1.3082 | 0.04632 | 159 | 120 | 29 | 10 |
1372 | Years from now its going to be called ACUPUNCTURE | 1.3082 | 0.04717 | 159 | 121 | 27 | 11 |
1373 | They aren't that smart. I think they will be extinct soon. | 1.3082 | 0.04367 | 159 | 117 | 35 | 7 |
1374 | It’s the verbal barbs that get me - like “you’ll never make it past the Pleistocene.” | 1.3082 | 0.04632 | 159 | 120 | 29 | 10 |
1375 | Could you please get these little pricks off of me . | 1.3082 | 0.04632 | 159 | 120 | 29 | 10 |
1376 | Oh honey, you’ve got humans again! Don’t come near me until you’ve taken a hot shower with the special shampoo! | 1.3082 | 0.04801 | 159 | 122 | 25 | 12 |
1377 | They call themselves Democrats | 1.3082 | 0.04457 | 159 | 118 | 33 | 8 |
1378 | Don't knock acupuncture unless you've tried it. | 1.3082 | 0.04180 | 159 | 114 | 39 | 5 |
1379 | They work much better than that spray-on flea powder. | 1.3082 | 0.04367 | 159 | 117 | 35 | 7 |
1380 | I'll never babysit for the Smith's again. | 1.3082 | 0.04632 | 159 | 120 | 29 | 10 |
1381 | It'll take these guys 65 million years to invent GrubHub. | 1.3082 | 0.04883 | 159 | 123 | 23 | 13 |
1382 | Don't worry. This lot are about to go extinct. | 1.3082 | 0.04180 | 159 | 115 | 39 | 5 |
1383 | Did you get the shampoo I ordered? | 1.3082 | 0.04180 | 159 | 115 | 39 | 5 |
1384 | Could you please get rid of them. I do not want them all over our picnic blanket | 1.3082 | 0.04457 | 159 | 118 | 33 | 8 |
1385 | I’m hoping they kill each other before we go extinct. | 1.3082 | 0.04274 | 159 | 116 | 37 | 6 |
1386 | Don't worry, Agnes. These climate change deniers are probably harmless. | 1.3082 | 0.04632 | 159 | 120 | 29 | 10 |
1387 | Oh they’re aggravating, but they do control the fleas | 1.3082 | 0.04801 | 159 | 122 | 25 | 12 |
1388 | Whose covering your back? | 1.3082 | 0.04545 | 159 | 119 | 31 | 9 |
1389 | Bad news. I think I may have picked something up at the bog again. | 1.3082 | 0.04632 | 159 | 120 | 29 | 10 |
1390 | Don’t worry—I’m gonna wash that Neanderthal right out of my hair. | 1.3082 | 0.04457 | 159 | 118 | 33 | 8 |
1391 | Apparently it's fatal, but the doctor says I still have a good ten years. | 1.3082 | 0.04367 | 159 | 117 | 35 | 7 |
1392 | It's sort of like acupuncture. I got them on Amazon. | 1.3082 | 0.04545 | 159 | 119 | 31 | 9 |
1393 | These hunter-gatherers are clueless. I don't see how they expect to survive as a species." | 1.3082 | 0.04545 | 159 | 119 | 31 | 9 |
1394 | The doctor says they should disappear during the next ice age | 1.3082 | 0.04545 | 159 | 119 | 31 | 9 |
1395 | It's officially spear tick season. | 1.3082 | 0.04545 | 159 | 119 | 31 | 9 |
1396 | I know it looks crazy... But viola My back doesn’t itch anymore! | 1.3082 | 0.04367 | 159 | 117 | 35 | 7 |
1397 | I sure will be glad when they evolve ! | 1.3082 | 0.04367 | 159 | 117 | 35 | 7 |
1398 | Hey don’t just sit there, get me the caveman repellent. | 1.3082 | 0.04457 | 159 | 118 | 33 | 8 |
1399 | I used to take flea meds, but I've decided to go organic. | 1.3082 | 0.04545 | 159 | 119 | 31 | 9 |
1400 | I'm not sure about this acupuncture treatment. | 1.3082 | 0.04274 | 159 | 116 | 37 | 6 |
1401 | Apparently they have the upper hand. | 1.3082 | 0.04274 | 159 | 116 | 37 | 6 |
1402 | The doctor says it's just a bad case of "the humans", and if it doesn't kill me, it'll only make me stronger. | 1.3072 | 0.04157 | 166 | 121 | 39 | 6 |
1403 | Still more pleasant than the mosquitoes. | 1.3072 | 0.04413 | 166 | 124 | 33 | 9 |
1404 | Got them from a toilet seat... | 1.3072 | 0.04413 | 166 | 124 | 33 | 9 |
1405 | Flintstones, Meet the Flintstones... | 1.3072 | 0.04244 | 166 | 122 | 37 | 7 |
1406 | Ha! Go ahead and stab it with your steely knives. You just won't kill this beast! | 1.3072 | 0.04413 | 166 | 124 | 33 | 9 |
1407 | I wanted to build an army of these toy soldiers but they keep killing each other. | 1.3072 | 0.04244 | 166 | 122 | 37 | 7 |
1408 | They've been arguing all the way home from the Flintstones. | 1.3072 | 0.04244 | 166 | 123 | 34 | 8 |
1409 | They make the best nitpickers. | 1.3072 | 0.04495 | 166 | 125 | 31 | 10 |
1410 | YOU SHOULD TRY A FEW OF THESE THINGS TO STAY AWAKE,THEY'RE BETTER THAN COFFEE | 1.3072 | 0.04329 | 166 | 123 | 35 | 8 |
1411 | They say taking a tar pit bath gets rid of them. | 1.3072 | 0.04068 | 166 | 120 | 41 | 5 |
1412 | Well, I guess that that's what happens when you check into a cheap hotel. | 1.3072 | 0.04575 | 166 | 126 | 29 | 11 |
1413 | ‘It’s a symbiotic relationship - I keep them safe from saber-tooth tigers and they provide acupuncture for my sore back.’ | 1.3072 | 0.04157 | 166 | 121 | 39 | 6 |
1414 | Dear,I thought we could try these for appetizers! | 1.3072 | 0.04413 | 166 | 124 | 33 | 9 |
1415 | The last time "Paleo Diet" meant something. | 1.3072 | 0.03789 | 166 | 123 | 37 | 5 |
1416 | Give them 5 more minutes. They still haven’t found the right spot. | 1.3072 | 0.03977 | 166 | 119 | 43 | 4 |
1417 | According to Hatty its called woolly bullying. | 1.3072 | 0.04732 | 166 | 128 | 25 | 13 |
1418 | My own private squad of hunter gatherers. | 1.3072 | 0.04329 | 166 | 123 | 35 | 8 |
1419 | Believe it or not, this is actually a symbiotic relationship. | 1.3072 | 0.04329 | 166 | 123 | 35 | 8 |
1420 | They're doing wonders for my sciatica. | 1.3072 | 0.04413 | 166 | 124 | 33 | 9 |
1421 | I’m feeling so attacked right now. | 1.3072 | 0.04413 | 166 | 124 | 33 | 9 |
1422 | I'm beginning to have doubts about this exterminator service. | 1.3072 | 0.04244 | 166 | 122 | 37 | 7 |
1423 | I tried eating garlic but it just seemed to attract more. | 1.3072 | 0.04068 | 166 | 120 | 41 | 5 |
1424 | They’ll go away once things heat up. | 1.3072 | 0.04244 | 166 | 122 | 37 | 7 |
1425 | They promised me immortality. _ Said something about my bone structure. | 1.3057 | 0.04578 | 157 | 118 | 30 | 9 |
1426 | Do you have any ‘OFF’? | 1.3049 | 0.04271 | 164 | 121 | 36 | 7 |
1427 | So I says, "Doc, I've got this itch. " | 1.3049 | 0.03905 | 164 | 117 | 44 | 3 |
1428 | One of them is bound to find the itch. | 1.3049 | 0.04092 | 164 | 119 | 40 | 5 |
1429 | They'll miss me when I'm gone. | 1.3049 | 0.04271 | 164 | 121 | 36 | 7 |
1430 | Can I borrow some shampoo? | 1.3049 | 0.04182 | 164 | 120 | 38 | 6 |
1431 | They think I'm flat. | 1.3049 | 0.04442 | 164 | 123 | 32 | 9 |
1432 | I'm just hoping they don't spread. | 1.3049 | 0.04182 | 164 | 120 | 38 | 6 |
1433 | Now you vacuum me. | 1.3049 | 0.04526 | 164 | 124 | 30 | 10 |
1434 | This woolly hurts. | 1.3049 | 0.04357 | 164 | 122 | 34 | 8 |
1435 | I really like the pinpoint massage method. | 1.3049 | 0.04271 | 164 | 121 | 36 | 7 |
1436 | I had a Groupon, thought I'd give them a try. | 1.3049 | 0.04442 | 164 | 123 | 32 | 9 |
1437 | Trust me, they’re a dying species. | 1.3049 | 0.04271 | 164 | 121 | 36 | 7 |
1438 | Thought I'd give acupuncture a try. | 1.3049 | 0.04271 | 164 | 121 | 36 | 7 |
1439 | I'm not getting it looked at. | 1.3049 | 0.04182 | 164 | 120 | 38 | 6 |
1440 | My personal lice killers. | 1.3049 | 0.04092 | 164 | 119 | 40 | 5 |
1441 | And dogs complain about fleas!" | 1.3049 | 0.04442 | 164 | 124 | 28 | 10 |
1442 | Oh, so you think this is funny? | 1.3049 | 0.04357 | 164 | 122 | 34 | 8 |
1443 | These pests will take over the world someday. | 1.3049 | 0.03999 | 164 | 118 | 42 | 4 |
1444 | Don't worry, they will kill each other soon | 1.3049 | 0.04526 | 164 | 124 | 30 | 10 |
1445 | I've trained them to scratch those hard to reach spots. | 1.3049 | 0.04526 | 164 | 124 | 30 | 10 |
1446 | The little buggers are starting to tick me off. | 1.3049 | 0.04271 | 164 | 121 | 36 | 7 |
1447 | They're actually harmless—just trying to figure out how to get down. | 1.3049 | 0.04092 | 164 | 119 | 40 | 5 |
1448 | I'll never complain about fleas and lice again. | 1.3049 | 0.04092 | 164 | 119 | 40 | 5 |
1449 | Luckily they haven't discovered fire yet. | 1.3049 | 0.04442 | 164 | 123 | 32 | 9 |
1450 | Nagging case of man-druff. | 1.3049 | 0.04526 | 164 | 124 | 30 | 10 |
1451 | I miss the old days when my fleas were just quiet, humble, little blood thugs. | 1.3049 | 0.04092 | 164 | 119 | 40 | 5 |
1452 | I should have stayed in a more expensive hotel. | 1.3049 | 0.04357 | 164 | 122 | 34 | 8 |
1453 | Yeah they are loud,angry and destructive but I needed my back scratched. | 1.3049 | 0.04608 | 164 | 125 | 28 | 11 |
1454 | My insurance doesn't cover it. | 1.3049 | 0.04271 | 164 | 121 | 36 | 7 |
1455 | Mind if I borrow your human-spray? | 1.3049 | 0.04271 | 164 | 121 | 36 | 7 |
1456 | One of them is named Hannibal and he keeps talking about a trip to Switzerland. | 1.3049 | 0.04526 | 164 | 124 | 30 | 10 |
1457 | Sometimes you just want to jump in a lake. | 1.3049 | 0.04092 | 164 | 119 | 40 | 5 |
1458 | How does #Mammoth Undertaking grab you? | 1.3049 | 0.04442 | 164 | 123 | 32 | 9 |
1459 | Did you get that special shampoo? It itches like hell... | 1.3049 | 0.04357 | 164 | 122 | 34 | 8 |
1460 | They say you can get them if you walk through the tall grass. | 1.3049 | 0.04442 | 164 | 123 | 32 | 9 |
1461 | They keep making these little grunts that sound like 'Eye! Voh! Ree!' | 1.3049 | 0.04271 | 164 | 121 | 36 | 7 |
1462 | The guy I got them from said they were gatherers, so I’m not too worried | 1.3049 | 0.03905 | 164 | 117 | 44 | 3 |
1463 | Maybe so. But it helps with the migraines. | 1.3049 | 0.04688 | 164 | 126 | 26 | 12 |
1464 | Not all of us can afford acupuncture, Mike. | 1.3049 | 0.04092 | 164 | 119 | 40 | 5 |
1465 | I’ve moved on from doing the cave paintings to sculptures. | 1.3049 | 0.04092 | 164 | 123 | 34 | 7 |
1466 | The doctor says to just let it run its course. | 1.3049 | 0.04526 | 164 | 124 | 30 | 10 |
1467 | They're just an annoyance. I suspect they will soon be extinct. | 1.3049 | 0.04271 | 164 | 121 | 36 | 7 |
1468 | Would would you take a look at my back? I think I might have picked up fleas or something. | 1.3049 | 0.03999 | 164 | 118 | 42 | 4 |
1469 | Don't you just love Disney? | 1.3049 | 0.04182 | 164 | 120 | 38 | 6 |
1470 | Applying a big icepack should kill them off! | 1.3049 | 0.04182 | 164 | 120 | 38 | 6 |
1471 | And after my acupuncture, I get a pedicure... | 1.3049 | 0.04182 | 164 | 122 | 35 | 6 |
1472 | A little lower and to the right...ah, that's it, right there, don't stop! | 1.3043 | 0.04666 | 161 | 123 | 27 | 11 |
1473 | My plan covers acupuncture, so I thought I'd give it a go. | 1.3043 | 0.03845 | 161 | 114 | 45 | 2 |
1474 | May I borrow your flea powder? | 1.3043 | 0.04410 | 161 | 120 | 33 | 8 |
1475 | I can't wait until the cold weather comes and they die off. | 1.3043 | 0.04137 | 161 | 117 | 39 | 5 |
1476 | Honey, the cave is infested again. | 1.3043 | 0.04230 | 161 | 118 | 37 | 6 |
1477 | I used to think acupuncture was a scam, too, but I swear my sciatica is gone. | 1.3043 | 0.04497 | 161 | 121 | 31 | 9 |
1478 | Honey, you're always coming home late." "Get off my back! | 1.3043 | 0.04321 | 161 | 119 | 35 | 7 |
1479 | The doctor said 'don't worry, it won't evolve to much.' | 1.3043 | 0.04497 | 161 | 121 | 31 | 9 |
1480 | Doc says we can’t get frisky until the antibiotics kick in. | 1.3043 | 0.04582 | 161 | 122 | 29 | 10 |
1481 | I collect caveman action figures. | 1.3043 | 0.04230 | 161 | 118 | 37 | 6 |
1482 | They got rid of my fleas but I can't bring myself to announce layoffs. | 1.3043 | 0.04497 | 161 | 121 | 31 | 9 |
1483 | It's much worse getting them as an adult | 1.3043 | 0.04042 | 161 | 116 | 41 | 4 |
1484 | It’s what I get for going out without the flea collar | 1.3043 | 0.04321 | 161 | 119 | 35 | 7 |
1485 | At first I was annoyed, but it always itches where I can't reach it myself. | 1.3043 | 0.04582 | 161 | 122 | 29 | 10 |
1486 | You've got back bugs. | 1.3043 | 0.04321 | 161 | 119 | 35 | 7 |
1487 | They scratch my back, I scratch theirs. | 1.3043 | 0.04321 | 161 | 119 | 35 | 7 |
1488 | Can you recommend a good pesticide? | 1.3043 | 0.04410 | 161 | 120 | 33 | 8 |
1489 | Nah, it doesn't hurt, But "Slay the beast!" Gets a little tiresome. | 1.3043 | 0.04321 | 161 | 119 | 35 | 7 |
1490 | Extinction is starting to look pretty good. | 1.3043 | 0.04321 | 161 | 119 | 35 | 7 |
1491 | I’m okay with their tattoos as long as they’re not vaping. | 1.3043 | 0.04497 | 161 | 121 | 31 | 9 |
1492 | Primates groom each other; what I wouldn’t give for you to have thumbs.... | 1.3043 | 0.04137 | 161 | 117 | 39 | 5 |
1493 | That's what I get for switching to a Paleo diet. | 1.3043 | 0.04497 | 161 | 121 | 31 | 9 |
1494 | They told me to try acupuncture, but I don't think it's working. | 1.3043 | 0.04410 | 161 | 120 | 33 | 8 |
1495 | I don't understand acupuncture. | 1.3043 | 0.04497 | 161 | 121 | 31 | 9 |
1496 | I was warming myself up by this fire and all of a sudden they jumped me. | 1.3043 | 0.04042 | 161 | 116 | 41 | 4 |
1497 | They asked if we would pose for cave pics. | 1.3043 | 0.04410 | 161 | 120 | 33 | 8 |
1498 | They fight, I get a message. It’s a win-win. | 1.3043 | 0.04321 | 161 | 119 | 35 | 7 |
1499 | The hunting thing wasn't working out, so they went to acupuncture school. | 1.3043 | 0.04230 | 161 | 118 | 37 | 6 |
1500 | Whatever you do, don't go outside. | 1.3043 | 0.04137 | 161 | 117 | 39 | 5 |
1501 | I always thought the birds were helpful, but this acupuncture really works. | 1.3043 | 0.04137 | 161 | 117 | 39 | 5 |
1502 | Golly I hate these things so much I sometimes wish we were already extinct. | 1.3043 | 0.04321 | 161 | 119 | 35 | 7 |
1503 | There was a great groupon this week for accupuncture | 1.3043 | 0.04321 | 161 | 119 | 35 | 7 |
1504 | Believe it or not, they make me laugh. | 1.3043 | 0.04230 | 161 | 118 | 37 | 6 |
1505 | I've tried a flea and tick collar... | 1.3043 | 0.04410 | 161 | 120 | 33 | 8 |
1506 | Is that paleo diet STILL a thing? | 1.3043 | 0.04497 | 161 | 121 | 31 | 9 |
1507 | Annoying and persistent, I suspect they'll even survive us! | 1.3043 | 0.04321 | 161 | 119 | 35 | 7 |
1508 | My feelings about them are still evolving | 1.3043 | 0.04137 | 161 | 117 | 39 | 5 |
1509 | I hired them to do acupuncture but I think they're trying to kill me. | 1.3043 | 0.04230 | 161 | 121 | 33 | 7 |
1510 | Nah, it's just a comb over. | 1.3043 | 0.04582 | 161 | 122 | 29 | 10 |
1511 | Before you say I told you so, you should know that I only went that way because Whole Foods was out of your creamer. | 1.3043 | 0.04749 | 161 | 124 | 25 | 12 |
1512 | Relax,I'm sure they're not contagious. | 1.3043 | 0.04042 | 161 | 116 | 41 | 4 |
1513 | Once I get enough of them I'm going to make a coat. | 1.3043 | 0.04321 | 161 | 119 | 35 | 7 |
1514 | If one of them is an artist, our legacy is secure! | 1.3043 | 0.04230 | 161 | 118 | 37 | 6 |
1515 | There's strength in numbers. | 1.3043 | 0.04410 | 161 | 120 | 33 | 8 |
1516 | A little to the left...yes, that is the spot. | 1.3043 | 0.04410 | 161 | 120 | 33 | 8 |
1517 | I’ll make an appointment to get the place fumigated. | 1.3043 | 0.04582 | 161 | 122 | 29 | 10 |
1518 | I liked it better when it was just a monkey on my back. | 1.3043 | 0.04230 | 161 | 118 | 37 | 6 |
1519 | I've brought a few friends home for dinner. | 1.3043 | 0.04582 | 161 | 122 | 29 | 10 |
1520 | I wish I knew how not to bring work home. | 1.3043 | 0.04230 | 161 | 118 | 37 | 6 |
1521 | Apparently I'm the buffet table. | 1.3025 | 0.04116 | 162 | 118 | 39 | 5 |
1522 | Extinction stinks. | 1.3025 | 0.04473 | 162 | 122 | 31 | 9 |
1523 | Always check the seams of your hotel mattress for them before unpacking your stuff. | 1.3025 | 0.04298 | 162 | 122 | 32 | 8 |
1524 | ...so yeah, I guess I hear voices now. | 1.3025 | 0.04298 | 162 | 120 | 35 | 7 |
1525 | Cro-Minions” | 1.3025 | 0.04208 | 162 | 119 | 37 | 6 |
1526 | They're so annoying, they act like they rule the planet. | 1.3025 | 0.04208 | 162 | 121 | 34 | 7 |
1527 | Because I admire their optimism. | 1.3019 | 0.04349 | 159 | 118 | 34 | 7 |
1528 | I should probably get this treated before it infects The World | 1.3019 | 0.04615 | 159 | 121 | 28 | 10 |
1529 | I miss the “gathering” days. | 1.3019 | 0.04349 | 159 | 118 | 34 | 7 |
1530 | They're fighting over me. | 1.3007 | 0.04358 | 153 | 113 | 34 | 6 |
1531 | So much for being friendly to the natives | 1.3007 | 0.04645 | 153 | 116 | 28 | 9 |
1532 | Want to play army men? | 1.3007 | 0.04456 | 153 | 114 | 32 | 7 |
1533 | They've got my back. | 1.3000 | 0.04416 | 160 | 120 | 32 | 8 |
1534 | They're harmless, I swear. | 1.3000 | 0.04416 | 160 | 120 | 32 | 8 |
1535 | I'm telling ya, it's like eczema on steroids. | 1.3000 | 0.04234 | 160 | 118 | 36 | 6 |
1536 | Run for it and go freeze yourself while you still can! | 1.3000 | 0.04590 | 160 | 122 | 28 | 10 |
1537 | They are like ticks on a mammoth's butt." | 1.3000 | 0.04590 | 160 | 122 | 28 | 10 |
1538 | It’s my weekly acupuncture session. | 1.3000 | 0.04234 | 160 | 118 | 36 | 6 |
1539 | I don't mind. They don't know that actually it feels wonderful. | 1.3000 | 0.04590 | 160 | 122 | 28 | 10 |
1540 | They said, 'One small step for men, one giant leap for mankind.' | 1.3000 | 0.04140 | 160 | 117 | 38 | 5 |
1541 | It’s more natural compared to a flea collar. | 1.3000 | 0.04416 | 160 | 120 | 32 | 8 |
1542 | My quantum GPS--why do you ask? | 1.3000 | 0.04416 | 160 | 120 | 32 | 8 |
1543 | It's a new kind of therapy: Paleopucnture. | 1.3000 | 0.03741 | 160 | 118 | 38 | 3 |
1544 | They're more annoying than gnats! | 1.3000 | 0.04416 | 160 | 120 | 32 | 8 |
1545 | I'm going to call it acupuncture. | 1.3000 | 0.04234 | 160 | 118 | 36 | 6 |
1546 | No, they're humans, but they're still good at hunting fleas. | 1.3000 | 0.04234 | 160 | 118 | 36 | 6 |
1547 | I usually eat these guys like popcorn but todays is their annual spear the flea derby so I'm cutting them some slack | 1.3000 | 0.04590 | 160 | 122 | 28 | 10 |
1548 | Just a bit of advice... keep your enemies closer. | 1.3000 | 0.04140 | 160 | 117 | 38 | 5 |
1549 | It's a team building exercise. | 1.3000 | 0.04234 | 160 | 118 | 36 | 6 |
1550 | It's something new called acupuncture. | 1.3000 | 0.04140 | 160 | 117 | 38 | 5 |
1551 | They’re called fascinators. | 1.3000 | 0.04590 | 160 | 122 | 28 | 10 |
1552 | I'm not telling you to get off my back, I'm telling them to. | 1.3000 | 0.04326 | 160 | 119 | 34 | 7 |
1553 | It’s a win-win. I get my back scratched and they ride free! | 1.3000 | 0.04590 | 160 | 122 | 28 | 10 |
1554 | It's death by a thousand slices! | 1.3000 | 0.04416 | 160 | 120 | 32 | 8 |
1555 | Chiropractic didn't work so I thought I'd try acupuncture. | 1.3000 | 0.04416 | 160 | 120 | 32 | 8 |
1556 | I forgot to apply anti-caveman spray this morning. | 1.3000 | 0.04675 | 160 | 123 | 26 | 11 |
1557 | It's fine, I'll get defrosted in a few thousand years, then I'll get my revenge. | 1.3000 | 0.04326 | 160 | 119 | 34 | 7 |
1558 | On the form, they said they were artists. | 1.3000 | 0.04416 | 160 | 120 | 32 | 8 |
1559 | Ignore them -- they'll never amount to anything. | 1.3000 | 0.04044 | 160 | 116 | 40 | 4 |
1560 | I'll start worrying when they invent gunpowder. | 1.3000 | 0.04326 | 160 | 119 | 34 | 7 |
1561 | Hard to believe they will make us extinct. | 1.3000 | 0.04590 | 160 | 122 | 28 | 10 |
1562 | Scientists say they’ll be the only things left after the big one | 1.3000 | 0.04326 | 160 | 119 | 34 | 7 |
1563 | They started out as fleas then evolved, somewhat. | 1.3000 | 0.04590 | 160 | 122 | 28 | 10 |
1564 | It's recommended once a month for flea control. | 1.3000 | 0.04416 | 160 | 120 | 32 | 8 |
1565 | I find a nice soak in a tar pit usually takes care of it. | 1.3000 | 0.04044 | 160 | 116 | 40 | 4 |
1566 | You should try it, they cured my arthritis. | 1.3000 | 0.04326 | 160 | 119 | 34 | 7 |
1567 | The fire ants were worse. | 1.3000 | 0.04590 | 160 | 122 | 28 | 10 |
1568 | Acupuncture is doing wonders for my hair loss. | 1.3000 | 0.04504 | 160 | 121 | 30 | 9 |
1569 | At least they don't cause climate change. | 1.3000 | 0.04326 | 160 | 119 | 34 | 7 |
1570 | Did you ever have one of those days? | 1.3000 | 0.03844 | 160 | 114 | 44 | 2 |
1571 | You know, everyone kept tell me to do it, so I finally decided to try acupuncture. | 1.2994 | 0.04377 | 157 | 117 | 33 | 7 |
1572 | Can you get out the nit comb? | 1.2994 | 0.03776 | 157 | 115 | 39 | 3 |
1573 | They're "centering my Chi energy", whatever that is. | 1.2994 | 0.04088 | 157 | 114 | 39 | 4 |
1574 | I'm getting eaten alive out there. | 1.2994 | 0.04377 | 157 | 117 | 33 | 7 |
1575 | We can only hope that climate change will take care of these annoying pests. | 1.2994 | 0.04560 | 157 | 119 | 29 | 9 |
1576 | I think the Little Ice Age is a real thing after all. | 1.2994 | 0.04560 | 157 | 119 | 29 | 9 |
1577 | Honey, can you hand me the human swatter? | 1.2994 | 0.04187 | 157 | 115 | 37 | 5 |
1578 | It's a bit itchy, but nothing bad enough for the "Human-Out" shampoo | 1.2994 | 0.04377 | 157 | 117 | 33 | 7 |
1579 | Ancient Chinese remedy.... | 1.2994 | 0.04283 | 157 | 116 | 35 | 6 |
1580 | I'm getting damn sick of this bunch of annoying little pricks. | 1.2994 | 0.04470 | 157 | 118 | 31 | 8 |
1581 | They think they are really scary. It’s kind of cute. | 1.2994 | 0.04377 | 157 | 117 | 33 | 7 |
1582 | Parasites" | 1.2994 | 0.04187 | 157 | 117 | 34 | 6 |
1583 | It helps my arthritis. | 1.2994 | 0.04088 | 157 | 114 | 39 | 4 |
1584 | Babar...ians | 1.2994 | 0.04560 | 157 | 119 | 29 | 9 |
1585 | It's annoying but somehow it helps my arthritis. | 1.2994 | 0.04377 | 157 | 117 | 33 | 7 |
1586 | Tasty but the long pointy things are hard to pass. | 1.2994 | 0.04088 | 157 | 114 | 39 | 4 |
1587 | Have you been seeing other mammoths? | 1.2994 | 0.04560 | 157 | 119 | 29 | 9 |
1588 | Where did you put my flea collar? | 1.2994 | 0.04560 | 157 | 119 | 29 | 9 |
1589 | Every time I go to that urban park, I get manticks. | 1.2994 | 0.04088 | 157 | 114 | 39 | 4 |
1590 | Democrats. | 1.2994 | 0.04821 | 157 | 122 | 23 | 12 |
1591 | I’m sorry, I’m just feeling a little attacked right now. | 1.2994 | 0.04560 | 157 | 119 | 29 | 9 |
1592 | Hiring the 'Flea Patrol' has solved the problem! | 1.2994 | 0.04377 | 157 | 117 | 33 | 7 |
1593 | Sure they are cute now, but I can see them becoming a real problem if they keep doubling in numbers every twenty years. | 1.2994 | 0.04377 | 157 | 117 | 33 | 7 |
1594 | At least they can’t build a fire yet. | 1.2994 | 0.04560 | 157 | 119 | 29 | 9 |
1595 | I know you told me not to bring home any more strays, but they're so cute when they're little. We just need to have them de-speared. | 1.2994 | 0.04470 | 157 | 118 | 31 | 8 |
1596 | Don't worry, we'll be here long after their extinct. | 1.2994 | 0.04649 | 157 | 120 | 27 | 10 |
1597 | Yes it IS the end of the world. Just give them time. | 1.2994 | 0.04377 | 157 | 117 | 33 | 7 |
1598 | That's funny, I don't remember them being there. | 1.2994 | 0.04377 | 157 | 117 | 33 | 7 |
1599 | Isn't there a spray that gets rid of these? | 1.2994 | 0.04470 | 157 | 118 | 31 | 8 |
1600 | They say it is performance art. | 1.2968 | 0.04406 | 155 | 116 | 32 | 7 |
1601 | Honey, you gotta try this acupuncture thing. | 1.2968 | 0.04310 | 155 | 115 | 34 | 6 |
1602 | Help me, Sam! I’ve got a bad case of the wooly bullies! | 1.2968 | 0.04683 | 155 | 119 | 26 | 10 |
1603 | I really don’t see humans evolving anymore past this, Darla. | 1.2941 | 0.04338 | 153 | 114 | 33 | 6 |
1604 | I can't wait for these to become extinct. | 1.2941 | 0.04338 | 153 | 114 | 33 | 6 |
1605 | Doc said acupuncture would help with my back pains | 1.2941 | 0.04338 | 153 | 114 | 33 | 6 |
1606 | Would you mind helping? I'm going extinct over here. | 1.2941 | 0.04532 | 153 | 116 | 29 | 8 |
1607 | The job’s ok but I’m getting sick of the constant micromanagement | 1.2941 | 0.04238 | 153 | 112 | 35 | 5 |
1608 | Said they're from the local flea market. | 1.2941 | 0.04626 | 153 | 117 | 26 | 9 |
1609 | I guess I'm just woolier. | 1.2941 | 0.04238 | 153 | 113 | 35 | 5 |
1610 | It feels like a stabbing pain, but all the other woolly mammoths say I'm a hypochondriac. | 1.2941 | 0.04436 | 153 | 115 | 31 | 7 |
1611 | Don't you know anything about Global Warming. You need to reduce your footprint by ridesharing. | 1.2941 | 0.04238 | 153 | 113 | 35 | 5 |
1612 | Not sure what's in it for them, but it feels pretty good to me. Hilary A. Kaplan Silver Spring, MD | 1.2941 | 0.04238 | 153 | 113 | 35 | 5 |
1613 | What they lack in civility they make up for in brutality | 1.2941 | 0.04238 | 153 | 117 | 29 | 7 |
1614 | I’m going to go roll in the tar pit to get rid of these annoying stickers. | 1.2941 | 0.04718 | 153 | 118 | 25 | 10 |
1615 | I was going to swat them off but I thought, how much trouble could they ever cause. | 1.2941 | 0.04135 | 153 | 112 | 37 | 4 |
1616 | I just hope they don't drive me to extinction! | 1.2941 | 0.04532 | 153 | 116 | 29 | 8 |
1617 | Oh man, I'm having second thoughts about becoming an Uber. | 1.2941 | 0.04626 | 153 | 117 | 27 | 9 |
1618 | And do you believe WE'RE the ones who will be extinct in a little while?!? | 1.2941 | 0.04338 | 153 | 114 | 33 | 6 |
1619 | Bunch of Neanderthals. | 1.2941 | 0.04436 | 153 | 115 | 31 | 7 |
1620 | You misread the package...Clearasil prevents pimples | 1.2941 | 0.04718 | 153 | 118 | 25 | 10 |
1621 | Luckily I’ve developed a thick skin. | 1.2941 | 0.04030 | 153 | 111 | 39 | 3 |
1622 | Bloody humans! | 1.2941 | 0.04532 | 153 | 116 | 29 | 8 |
1623 | They refused to allow my emotional support animals on board. | 1.2941 | 0.04135 | 153 | 112 | 37 | 4 |
1624 | Thanks for the suggestion, this works a lot better than that awful shampoo. | 1.2941 | 0.04135 | 153 | 112 | 37 | 4 |
1625 | Lice again. | 1.2941 | 0.04338 | 153 | 114 | 33 | 6 |
1626 | Some day these pests will be ruling the world. | 1.2941 | 0.04338 | 153 | 114 | 33 | 6 |
1627 | Crazy, yes. But best back-scratch I've ever had. | 1.2941 | 0.04436 | 153 | 115 | 31 | 7 |
1628 | And it's so much easier than using a lice comb. | 1.2941 | 0.04238 | 153 | 113 | 35 | 5 |
1629 | Supposed to be the suprimo-dandruff treatment. Got my doubts. | 1.2941 | 0.04338 | 153 | 114 | 33 | 6 |
1630 | I can sum up our strategy with one word: attrition. | 1.2941 | 0.04436 | 153 | 115 | 31 | 7 |
1631 | My paleo diet isn't working | 1.2941 | 0.04436 | 153 | 115 | 31 | 7 |
1632 | Another successful manhunt! | 1.2941 | 0.04338 | 153 | 114 | 33 | 6 |
1633 | I'm sick and tired of the nit pickers. | 1.2941 | 0.04436 | 153 | 115 | 31 | 7 |
1634 | They showed up after my vacation in the tropics. | 1.2941 | 0.04436 | 153 | 115 | 31 | 7 |
1635 | They are unpleasant, but more comfortable than fleas. | 1.2941 | 0.04238 | 153 | 113 | 35 | 5 |
1636 | I was having a picnic with Barb when hundreds of these things just showed up. Ruined the picnic. | 1.2941 | 0.04532 | 153 | 116 | 29 | 8 |
1637 | It's been approved for cosmetic use. | 1.2941 | 0.04436 | 153 | 115 | 31 | 7 |
1638 | Sometimes it's unfortunate that we're vegans | 1.2941 | 0.04238 | 153 | 115 | 32 | 6 |
1639 | I wish they knew the words to something besides “Alley Oop” | 1.2941 | 0.04718 | 153 | 118 | 25 | 10 |
1640 | Oooo, Aaaah, Yeeeees, a little more the right, that's the spot! | 1.2941 | 0.03922 | 153 | 110 | 41 | 2 |
1641 | When Donna gets here, please don't mention the neanderthal in the room | 1.2941 | 0.04135 | 153 | 112 | 37 | 4 |
1642 | Don’t worry they will be extinct before you know it! | 1.2941 | 0.04718 | 153 | 118 | 25 | 10 |
1643 | We're symbiotic | 1.2941 | 0.04436 | 153 | 115 | 31 | 7 |
1644 | Cover up when walking in the tall grass. | 1.2941 | 0.04626 | 153 | 117 | 27 | 9 |
1645 | At least the itching on my back has stopped! | 1.2941 | 0.04436 | 153 | 115 | 31 | 7 |
1646 | They’re my base. | 1.2941 | 0.04436 | 153 | 115 | 31 | 7 |
1647 | I'm worried about climate change, not these Neanderthals. | 1.2941 | 0.04338 | 153 | 114 | 33 | 6 |
1648 | The deep tissue massage was good last time, but I'm thinking hot stone today. | 1.2941 | 0.03922 | 153 | 115 | 34 | 4 |
1649 | Floyd says it’s malware. | 1.2941 | 0.04626 | 153 | 117 | 27 | 9 |
1650 | Flea season is really aggressive this year. | 1.2941 | 0.04532 | 153 | 116 | 29 | 8 |
1651 | These guys are working overtime and they don't even know it. | 1.2941 | 0.04238 | 153 | 113 | 35 | 5 |
1652 | I've never had dandruff like this before. | 1.2941 | 0.04532 | 153 | 116 | 29 | 8 |
1653 | This is what I get for listening to anti-vaxers. | 1.2941 | 0.04718 | 153 | 118 | 25 | 10 |
1654 | Where do you keep the caveman spray. | 1.2941 | 0.04532 | 153 | 116 | 29 | 8 |
1655 | Do you have any of that No More Cromags spray? | 1.2941 | 0.04626 | 153 | 117 | 27 | 9 |
1656 | They make funny squishy noises when I roll on my back. | 1.2941 | 0.04532 | 153 | 116 | 29 | 8 |
1657 | They’re a little bit annoying, but my migraines have almost stopped! | 1.2941 | 0.04338 | 153 | 114 | 33 | 6 |
1658 | The ticks are really bad this year. | 1.2941 | 0.04626 | 153 | 117 | 27 | 9 |
1659 | The benefits are good but management won't stop riding me | 1.2941 | 0.04338 | 153 | 114 | 33 | 6 |
1660 | The big one's named Hannibal, and he's been trying to take Rome for fifteen years. | 1.2941 | 0.04338 | 153 | 114 | 33 | 6 |
1661 | I've got a permit, but it's not concealed carry. | 1.2933 | 0.04781 | 150 | 116 | 24 | 10 |
1662 | Don't be scared, what harm can they do? | 1.2933 | 0.04590 | 150 | 114 | 28 | 8 |
1663 | Today they told me that the ride is too bumpy and that I should go extinct. | 1.2933 | 0.04182 | 150 | 110 | 36 | 4 |
1664 | Some days I feel like I have a target painted on my back. | 1.2933 | 0.04687 | 150 | 115 | 26 | 9 |
1665 | It’s called acupuncture, but they also make good appetizers. | 1.2933 | 0.04391 | 150 | 112 | 32 | 6 |
1666 | I don't know where I got these little buggers but they sure take care of the ticks. | 1.2933 | 0.04492 | 150 | 113 | 30 | 7 |
1667 | I wandered by Lilliput again. | 1.2933 | 0.04590 | 150 | 114 | 28 | 8 |
1668 | So much for the flea collar. | 1.2933 | 0.04288 | 150 | 111 | 34 | 5 |
1669 | Don’t worry. It’s just my weekly acupuncture session | 1.2933 | 0.04687 | 150 | 115 | 26 | 9 |
1670 | It's a symbiotic relationship | 1.2933 | 0.04781 | 150 | 116 | 24 | 10 |
1671 | Something’s been weighing on me, and I need to get it off of my back. | 1.2933 | 0.04391 | 150 | 112 | 32 | 6 |
1672 | In the future....they will be yellow and called minions | 1.2933 | 0.04590 | 150 | 114 | 28 | 8 |
1673 | Even our fleas have fleas. | 1.2933 | 0.04288 | 150 | 111 | 34 | 5 |
1674 | Don't worry, it's mostly gathering. | 1.2933 | 0.04182 | 150 | 110 | 36 | 4 |
1675 | Hey Jake, can I borrow your Inuit Off? | 1.2933 | 0.04590 | 150 | 114 | 28 | 8 |
1676 | The cavemen are really bad this time of year. | 1.2933 | 0.04687 | 150 | 115 | 26 | 9 |
1677 | Yeh,they’re evolving,they’re so cute. | 1.2933 | 0.04590 | 150 | 114 | 28 | 8 |
1678 | They’re cheaper than the salon and they come to our cave! | 1.2933 | 0.04288 | 150 | 111 | 34 | 5 |
1679 | Actually, our relationship is codependent rather than symbiotic | 1.2933 | 0.03848 | 150 | 108 | 39 | 2 |
1680 | If these cavemen have lice I'm gonna freak. | 1.2933 | 0.04492 | 150 | 113 | 29 | 7 |
1681 | Relax, they're legal immigrants. | 1.2933 | 0.04590 | 150 | 114 | 28 | 8 |
1682 | I’m done driving for Uber. | 1.2933 | 0.04492 | 150 | 113 | 30 | 7 |
1683 | Wow, I didn’t think my fears would manifest this obviously. | 1.2933 | 0.04391 | 150 | 112 | 32 | 6 |
1684 | Not to worry. The Ice Age is coming and the little guys will never survive. | 1.2933 | 0.04391 | 150 | 112 | 32 | 6 |
1685 | Can I borrow your DEET? | 1.2933 | 0.04687 | 150 | 115 | 26 | 9 |
1686 | They say it’s a symbiotic relationship | 1.2933 | 0.04074 | 150 | 109 | 38 | 3 |
1687 | Honey, I think you need to check me for prickly heat. | 1.2933 | 0.04590 | 150 | 114 | 28 | 8 |
1688 | They read my piece on Al Franken. | 1.2917 | 0.04714 | 144 | 110 | 26 | 8 |
1689 | Squish them against the wall and they stick. | 1.2905 | 0.04722 | 148 | 114 | 25 | 9 |
1690 | Let me take my curlers out before we go | 1.2905 | 0.04623 | 148 | 113 | 27 | 8 |
1691 | Do these cavemen make me look fat? | 1.2905 | 0.04420 | 148 | 111 | 31 | 6 |
1692 | I'm growing weary of being an Airbnb host. | 1.2905 | 0.04523 | 148 | 112 | 29 | 7 |
1693 | I just ignore them. They will disappear eventually. | 1.2905 | 0.04315 | 148 | 110 | 33 | 5 |
1694 | This pesticide ban is driving me crazy. | 1.2905 | 0.04523 | 148 | 112 | 29 | 7 |
1695 | Flea control. I call them anti-bodies. | 1.2905 | 0.04722 | 148 | 114 | 25 | 9 |
1696 | I'm guessing it was a slow week for the gatherers. | 1.2905 | 0.04207 | 148 | 109 | 35 | 4 |
1697 | You get used to it after awhile. | 1.2905 | 0.04207 | 148 | 109 | 35 | 4 |
1698 | Renting your place on Airbnb again? | 1.2905 | 0.04623 | 148 | 113 | 27 | 8 |
1699 | After they're done, I'm gonna eat 'em. | 1.2905 | 0.04420 | 148 | 111 | 31 | 6 |
1700 | Itchy, but they say you shouldn't scratch them. | 1.2905 | 0.04913 | 148 | 116 | 21 | 11 |
1701 | Who’s this Gulliver they keep yelling about? | 1.2905 | 0.04207 | 148 | 109 | 35 | 4 |
1702 | They asked for a ride to the battlefield. Who am I to deny them | 1.2905 | 0.04207 | 148 | 109 | 35 | 4 |
1703 | But their momma was a monkey. | 1.2905 | 0.04722 | 148 | 114 | 25 | 9 |
1704 | They're more of a nuisance than anything - I don't think we really need to worry. | 1.2905 | 0.04420 | 148 | 111 | 31 | 6 |
1705 | Not sure what they are upset about, but I keep hearing little voices screaming, "Impeachment!" | 1.2897 | 0.04885 | 145 | 113 | 22 | 10 |
1706 | Yea, I started with Uber 3 weeks ago | 1.2877 | 0.04856 | 146 | 114 | 22 | 10 |
1707 | I told them " Sorry, but you only get down off a duck." | 1.2877 | 0.04758 | 146 | 113 | 24 | 9 |
1708 | I haven't had the heart to tell them they're not on the veld. | 1.2877 | 0.04657 | 146 | 112 | 26 | 8 |
1709 | The doc says I'm Patient Zero for a new plague. | 1.2877 | 0.04119 | 146 | 107 | 36 | 3 |
1710 | And you think your fleas are annoying. | 1.2877 | 0.04758 | 146 | 113 | 24 | 9 |
1711 | It’s kind of like hot yoga. | 1.2877 | 0.04450 | 146 | 110 | 30 | 6 |
1712 | I regret nothing. | 1.2877 | 0.04758 | 146 | 113 | 24 | 9 |
1713 | You're not going to believe the results of my genealogy testing. | 1.2877 | 0.04657 | 146 | 112 | 26 | 8 |
1714 | The bugs are really bad tonight | 1.2877 | 0.04555 | 146 | 111 | 28 | 7 |
1715 | Look, sometimes it's hard to ignore the tribe in the room. | 1.2877 | 0.04657 | 146 | 112 | 26 | 8 |
1716 | I saw one by the tree out front and now I feel like they're all over me. | 1.2877 | 0.04657 | 146 | 112 | 26 | 8 |
1717 | That cheap repellent just isn't cutting it. | 1.2877 | 0.04555 | 146 | 113 | 25 | 8 |
1718 | Thanks a lot for calling pest control, Jerry. | 1.2877 | 0.04555 | 146 | 111 | 28 | 7 |
1719 | I figure...What the hell? Let them have their little fun. | 1.2877 | 0.04119 | 146 | 107 | 36 | 3 |
1720 | The health benefits of an active biome simply cannot be overstated. | 1.2877 | 0.04119 | 146 | 107 | 36 | 3 |
1721 | I’m starting to question what’s in my probiotic supplement. | 1.2877 | 0.04657 | 146 | 112 | 26 | 8 |
1722 | I think our cave has bedbugs again. | 1.2877 | 0.04555 | 146 | 111 | 28 | 7 |
1723 | So I said to them, 'You scratch my back and I'll scratch yours.' | 1.2877 | 0.04657 | 146 | 112 | 26 | 8 |
1724 | Honey I shrunk the neighbors | 1.2877 | 0.04555 | 146 | 111 | 28 | 7 |
1725 | They're fun to watch and not bad at killing fleas. | 1.2877 | 0.04342 | 146 | 109 | 32 | 5 |
1726 | I think I need something stronger than Head & Shoulders shampoo. | 1.2877 | 0.04450 | 146 | 110 | 30 | 6 |
1727 | I still don’t believe in vaccines. | 1.2877 | 0.04657 | 146 | 112 | 26 | 8 |
1728 | I survived the Ice Age for this? | 1.2847 | 0.04480 | 144 | 109 | 29 | 6 |
1729 | I reckon it´s only temporary and will become extinct soon. | 1.2847 | 0.04370 | 144 | 108 | 31 | 5 |
1730 | Don’t worry honey, you’ve helped me develop a thick skin | 1.2847 | 0.04480 | 144 | 109 | 29 | 6 |
1731 | Honey, the trim painters are here. | 1.2847 | 0.04258 | 144 | 107 | 33 | 4 |
1732 | It pinches a little, but my back hasn't felt this good in ages. | 1.2847 | 0.04794 | 144 | 112 | 23 | 9 |
1733 | Hard to believe that someday they’ll be at the top of the food chain. | 1.2847 | 0.04794 | 144 | 112 | 23 | 9 |
1734 | It's the constant chatter.. | 1.2847 | 0.04480 | 144 | 109 | 29 | 6 |
1735 | I think they’ll kill my fleas! | 1.2847 | 0.04587 | 144 | 110 | 27 | 7 |
1736 | They're still trying to elect their new leader. | 1.2847 | 0.04258 | 144 | 107 | 33 | 4 |
1737 | I am not concerned, they will eventually die out. | 1.2847 | 0.04587 | 144 | 110 | 27 | 7 |
1738 | The no-see-ums can be so pesky this time of year! | 1.2847 | 0.04587 | 144 | 110 | 27 | 7 |
1739 | They said they're only gathering. | 1.2847 | 0.04692 | 144 | 111 | 25 | 8 |
1740 | Well, if you didn't cheat on me, then HOW exactly did I get them?! | 1.2847 | 0.04258 | 144 | 107 | 33 | 4 |
1741 | Bit of a nuisance, yes. But they can start a fire on a cold winter night. | 1.2847 | 0.04370 | 144 | 108 | 31 | 5 |
1742 | It’s still the early stages. | 1.2847 | 0.04370 | 144 | 108 | 31 | 5 |
1743 | I need to get something off my back." | 1.2847 | 0.04370 | 144 | 108 | 31 | 5 |
1744 | Don't worry about humans, they'll never survive evolution. | 1.2847 | 0.04258 | 144 | 107 | 33 | 4 |
1745 | They spend a couple of days up there and come down as vegans. | 1.2847 | 0.04794 | 144 | 112 | 23 | 9 |
1746 | Performance Art. Why? | 1.2847 | 0.04370 | 144 | 108 | 31 | 5 |
1747 | Good gawd ... these millennials. | 1.2847 | 0.04370 | 144 | 108 | 31 | 5 |
1748 | Tell me again how these idiots could ever screw up our lives. | 1.2847 | 0.04587 | 144 | 110 | 27 | 7 |
1749 | It’s carpool Uber, obviously. | 1.2847 | 0.04692 | 144 | 111 | 25 | 8 |
1750 | It's the only acupuncture treatment covered by my insurance. | 1.2847 | 0.04142 | 144 | 106 | 35 | 3 |
1751 | It’s symbiotic. I carry them to the next village and they give me a great grooming. | 1.2847 | 0.04480 | 144 | 109 | 29 | 6 |
1752 | You should try it - it's free with Medicare" | 1.2847 | 0.04587 | 144 | 110 | 27 | 7 |
1753 | I've told them 'draw the pictures on the walls; they'll last longer' but you know...Sapiens." | 1.2847 | 0.04794 | 144 | 112 | 23 | 9 |
1754 | Really honey, it’s gonna work. Dr Oz said so! | 1.2847 | 0.04692 | 144 | 111 | 25 | 8 |
1755 | Don't worry... I hear there is this thing called a "homo sapien" that is going to get rid of them | 1.2847 | 0.04370 | 144 | 108 | 31 | 4 |
1756 | That's politics - I can never get these Democrats off my back. | 1.2847 | 0.04587 | 144 | 110 | 27 | 7 |
1757 | I'm a nice guy. Why is everyone picking on me? | 1.2847 | 0.04587 | 144 | 110 | 27 | 7 |
1758 | Eventually they will evolve into a smarter species called fleas. | 1.2847 | 0.04480 | 144 | 109 | 29 | 6 |
1759 | Let them tire themselves out. Then, I'll swat them off and we'll have snacks. | 1.2847 | 0.04258 | 144 | 107 | 33 | 4 |
1760 | I'm pretty sure I got them from sleeping with Nancy. | 1.2847 | 0.04692 | 144 | 111 | 25 | 8 |
1761 | I'm never using that travel site again. That last cave we stayed in was NOT five stars, and these aren't bedbugs! | 1.2847 | 0.04480 | 144 | 109 | 29 | 6 |
1762 | Yeah, it helps, but my insurance won't cover it. | 1.2847 | 0.04692 | 144 | 111 | 25 | 8 |
1763 | They just won’t get off my back! | 1.2847 | 0.04258 | 144 | 107 | 33 | 4 |
1764 | Unsightly yes, but they scratch those places I just can't reach! | 1.2847 | 0.04258 | 144 | 107 | 33 | 4 |
1765 | Useless, annoying little pests. Can't wait for evolution to get rid of them. | 1.2847 | 0.04587 | 144 | 110 | 27 | 7 |
1766 | Don't worry, they're so inept they'll soon be extinct. | 1.2847 | 0.04587 | 144 | 110 | 27 | 7 |
1767 | They're a quadruple threat, Helga. They sing, dance, act, and eat parasitic bugs. | 1.2847 | 0.04258 | 144 | 107 | 33 | 4 |
1768 | I know, I know...but they have big brains and can walk on two legs freeing up hands with opposable thumbs. Think about it Dwayne. | 1.2847 | 0.04142 | 144 | 106 | 35 | 3 |
1769 | You think they are attacking, but actually they are cleaning me. | 1.2847 | 0.04794 | 144 | 112 | 23 | 9 |
1770 | Midge, call the exterminator - they're at it again. | 1.2847 | 0.04692 | 144 | 111 | 25 | 8 |
1771 | Sure it's annoying but it's not like they're gonna hunt us to extinction. | 1.2847 | 0.04370 | 144 | 108 | 31 | 5 |
1772 | I've featured them in my new mural. | 1.2847 | 0.04370 | 144 | 108 | 31 | 5 |
1773 | The shampoo isn’t working. | 1.2847 | 0.04794 | 144 | 112 | 23 | 9 |
1774 | I told them to back off | 1.2847 | 0.04258 | 144 | 107 | 33 | 4 |
1775 | I think I prefer the flea collar. | 1.2847 | 0.04370 | 144 | 108 | 31 | 5 |
1776 | They're very helpful when my back itches... | 1.2847 | 0.04480 | 144 | 109 | 29 | 6 |
1777 | I’m just grateful they’re not mice. | 1.2847 | 0.04370 | 144 | 108 | 31 | 5 |
1778 | Stay back! it might be catching. | 1.2847 | 0.04480 | 144 | 109 | 29 | 6 |
1779 | Well, if you ignore your problems, they'll just get bigger. Then where will we be? | 1.2847 | 0.04258 | 144 | 107 | 33 | 4 |
1780 | The doctor says that if I don't get them treated they could continue to evolve and end up destroying the whole planet. | 1.2847 | 0.04692 | 144 | 111 | 25 | 8 |
1781 | I don’t know. They said something about symbiosis | 1.2847 | 0.04480 | 144 | 109 | 29 | 6 |
1782 | Shampoo seems less and less effective against these. | 1.2847 | 0.04480 | 144 | 109 | 29 | 6 |
1783 | Do you happen to know the name of a small weapons grade dermatologist? | 1.2847 | 0.04692 | 144 | 111 | 25 | 8 |
1784 | I am guessing your brother has something to do with this. | 1.2847 | 0.04258 | 144 | 107 | 33 | 4 |
1785 | I prefer to think of it as acupuncture for my chronic back pain. | 1.2847 | 0.04370 | 144 | 108 | 31 | 5 |
1786 | Have you seen my edibles? | 1.2847 | 0.04587 | 144 | 110 | 27 | 7 |
1787 | They are cute, but they itch | 1.2847 | 0.04480 | 144 | 109 | 29 | 6 |
1788 | I hope you don’t mind - I invited the neighbors for dinner. | 1.2847 | 0.04258 | 144 | 107 | 33 | 4 |
1789 | Could we practice that 'Roll Over' command again? | 1.2828 | 0.04559 | 145 | 111 | 27 | 7 |
1790 | I thought acupuncture was supposed to relieve my stress. | 1.2828 | 0.04559 | 145 | 111 | 27 | 7 |
1791 | In another thousand years they will be big enough to become a problem! | 1.2817 | 0.04283 | 142 | 106 | 32 | 4 |
1792 | I don't get a prickly heat rash when it is cold and icy. | 1.2817 | 0.04510 | 142 | 108 | 28 | 6 |
1793 | We're still in the early days of ride-share technology. | 1.2817 | 0.04283 | 142 | 106 | 32 | 4 |
1794 | They’re annoying but harmless. I don’t expect them to be much trouble. | 1.2817 | 0.04510 | 142 | 108 | 28 | 6 |
1795 | Should I use that killer Tweet or just let them destroy each other on their own? | 1.2817 | 0.04283 | 142 | 106 | 32 | 4 |
1796 | Do you believe we have a fossil fuel problem now? | 1.2817 | 0.04510 | 142 | 108 | 28 | 6 |
1797 | Doc says 10 to 14 eons should clear it up. | 1.2817 | 0.04398 | 142 | 107 | 30 | 5 |
1798 | They mean well. | 1.2815 | 0.04893 | 135 | 105 | 22 | 8 |
1799 | These pesky creatures are claiming that by using their little darts, that they will render us extinct! Can you believe their gall? | 1.2808 | 0.04532 | 146 | 112 | 27 | 7 |
1800 | It’s symbiotic. I get acupuncture relief for my arthritis, and they release their primitive instincts. | 1.2806 | 0.04682 | 139 | 107 | 25 | 7 |
1801 | Ever have an itch you can't scratch? | 1.2806 | 0.04570 | 139 | 106 | 27 | 6 |
1802 | Can you see whether they have Clovis points? | 1.2806 | 0.04682 | 139 | 107 | 25 | 7 |
1803 | On the plus side, it's fixed my back pain | 1.2806 | 0.04454 | 139 | 105 | 29 | 5 |
1804 | Acupuncture -- you should try it! | 1.2806 | 0.04214 | 139 | 103 | 33 | 3 |
1805 | Jerry! I've gone forward in time and it's terrible! There's war everywhere, civilization is terrible, and people voted for Donald Trump! | 1.2806 | 0.04570 | 139 | 106 | 27 | 6 |
1806 | I should have gotten my shot. | 1.2806 | 0.04570 | 139 | 106 | 27 | 6 |
1807 | Have you ever tried acupuncture? | 1.2806 | 0.04682 | 139 | 107 | 25 | 7 |
1808 | Don’t tell them, but I’m considering the Paleo diet. | 1.2806 | 0.04454 | 139 | 105 | 29 | 5 |
1809 | Their a great massage until they build a fire. | 1.2806 | 0.04793 | 139 | 108 | 23 | 8 |
1810 | God love 'em. They scratch an itch I could never reach. | 1.2806 | 0.04088 | 139 | 102 | 35 | 2 |
1811 | Do you ever get the feeling that we're not the only ones here? | 1.2806 | 0.04336 | 139 | 104 | 31 | 4 |
1812 | I'm in a clinical trial for a new flea medicine. | 1.2806 | 0.03825 | 139 | 104 | 33 | 2 |
1813 | You should see what they're doing to the Earth! | 1.2806 | 0.04336 | 139 | 104 | 31 | 4 |
1814 | Next time, you do the shopping. | 1.2806 | 0.04336 | 139 | 104 | 31 | 4 |
1815 | You could've at least helped with the groceries. | 1.2806 | 0.04336 | 139 | 104 | 31 | 4 |
1816 | Did you ever have the feeling that you're being stalked? | 1.2806 | 0.04336 | 139 | 104 | 31 | 4 |
1817 | The ticks are evolving. I hope they aren't carrying some new infectious disease. Most be related to climate crisis. | 1.2806 | 0.04454 | 139 | 105 | 29 | 5 |
1818 | They got my order wrong at the drive-thru again. | 1.2806 | 0.04570 | 139 | 106 | 27 | 6 |
1819 | It's better than scratching against the wall, but I promised to feed them when they're done. | 1.2806 | 0.04682 | 139 | 107 | 25 | 7 |
1820 | Don't worry, Marsha, they may be stupid, violent and annoying, but before you know it they'll be extinct. | 1.2806 | 0.04570 | 139 | 106 | 27 | 6 |
1821 | You know I can't leave Sephora empty-handed. | 1.2806 | 0.04570 | 139 | 106 | 27 | 6 |
1822 | Get my Fleanderthal collar. | 1.2806 | 0.04336 | 139 | 104 | 31 | 4 |
1823 | Talk about making a mole hill out of a mountain! | 1.2806 | 0.04793 | 139 | 108 | 23 | 8 |
1824 | The medical marijuana didn't help so I'm trying acupuncture. | 1.2806 | 0.04336 | 139 | 104 | 31 | 4 |
1825 | I think I picked them up in Tuscany | 1.2806 | 0.04682 | 139 | 107 | 25 | 7 |
1826 | Is it just me, or are the mosquitoes really bad this year? | 1.2806 | 0.04336 | 139 | 104 | 31 | 4 |
1827 | On days like today extinction seems a good option. | 1.2806 | 0.04214 | 139 | 103 | 33 | 3 |
1828 | I feel like we’re avoiding the tribesmen in the room. | 1.2806 | 0.04682 | 139 | 107 | 25 | 7 |
1829 | "I went to see that big black slab. Suddenly I hear 'Also Sprach Zarathustra''. Now I gotta shampoo every damn day. | 1.2806 | 0.04682 | 139 | 107 | 25 | 7 |
1830 | But Mom, everyone wears them! | 1.2806 | 0.04088 | 139 | 102 | 35 | 2 |
1831 | They won't evolve without team building. | 1.2806 | 0.04454 | 139 | 105 | 29 | 5 |
1832 | Do you have any pterodactyl balls? I hear they’re good for getting rid of pests on coats. | 1.2806 | 0.04336 | 139 | 104 | 31 | 4 |
1833 | I said I'm fine. | 1.2806 | 0.05108 | 139 | 111 | 17 | 11 |
1834 | Listen Todd, I've got to get something off my back... | 1.2806 | 0.04454 | 139 | 105 | 29 | 5 |
1835 | yeah, they're messy, they smell bad and they get into everything but I promise to clean up after them. Can i keep them? can I, please? | 1.2806 | 0.04900 | 139 | 109 | 21 | 9 |
1836 | They made me come home from school because the little buggers are crawling all over my fur. | 1.2806 | 0.04336 | 139 | 104 | 31 | 4 |
1837 | With extinction coming on, I decided to go all out with those that bug me. | 1.2806 | 0.04682 | 139 | 107 | 25 | 7 |
1838 | I much prefer the Paleolithic Era re-enactors over the Mesolithic ones. Their spears are a lot less sharp. | 1.2806 | 0.04570 | 139 | 106 | 27 | 6 |
1839 | They were under control until somebody had to go spreading rumors about the vaccine. | 1.2806 | 0.04336 | 139 | 104 | 31 | 4 |
1840 | I call them "action figures" | 1.2806 | 0.04793 | 139 | 108 | 23 | 8 |
1841 | So I told them a bunch of lies so they're more focused on fighting each other than coming after us! | 1.2806 | 0.04900 | 139 | 109 | 21 | 9 |
1842 | They thought I was their Uber driver... | 1.2806 | 0.04336 | 139 | 104 | 31 | 4 |
1843 | Don’t worry. My doctor said it’s not contagious. | 1.2806 | 0.04454 | 139 | 105 | 29 | 5 |
1844 | It's called acupuncture. It's all the rage in what's going to be China. | 1.2806 | 0.04682 | 139 | 107 | 25 | 7 |
1845 | I paid a little extra for piercings. Worth every penny! | 1.2806 | 0.04793 | 139 | 108 | 23 | 8 |
1846 | I shall call them The University of Alabama. | 1.2806 | 0.04682 | 139 | 107 | 25 | 7 |
1847 | Stay away | 1.2806 | 0.04570 | 139 | 106 | 27 | 6 |
1848 | Works so much better than a flea collar. | 1.2806 | 0.04900 | 139 | 109 | 21 | 9 |
1849 | They tell me they’re trying to start a new geologic era. Isn’t that cute? | 1.2806 | 0.04214 | 139 | 103 | 33 | 3 |
1850 | I guess these Dems know I'm more of an elephant than you are. | 1.2806 | 0.04682 | 139 | 107 | 25 | 7 |
1851 | It takes a village to look this good. | 1.2806 | 0.04454 | 139 | 105 | 29 | 5 |
1852 | The stabs don't bother me too much, it's the buzzing around my ears that really gets me. | 1.2806 | 0.04214 | 139 | 103 | 33 | 3 |
1853 | What was the name of that shampoo you used? | 1.2806 | 0.04900 | 139 | 109 | 21 | 9 |
1854 | Well, how'd you get rid of yours? | 1.2806 | 0.04682 | 139 | 107 | 25 | 7 |
1855 | So, acupuncture therapy is a sham. | 1.2806 | 0.04214 | 139 | 103 | 33 | 3 |
1856 | Sure it's annoying, but their optimistic ambition is just so darn cute. | 1.2806 | 0.04570 | 139 | 106 | 27 | 6 |
1857 | They are a nuisance, but at this rate, they'll be extinct soon and I won't have to put up with them." | 1.2806 | 0.04570 | 139 | 106 | 27 | 6 |
1858 | all those warnings about safe sex, Bob... I should have listened. | 1.2806 | 0.04682 | 139 | 107 | 25 | 7 |
1859 | The new Kevlar undercoat seems to be working well | 1.2806 | 0.04793 | 139 | 108 | 23 | 8 |
1860 | I had asked for the de-lousing special but they threw in the extra spear massage for free. | 1.2806 | 0.04682 | 139 | 107 | 25 | 7 |
1861 | Did that guy really just ask for more ketchup? | 1.2806 | 0.04682 | 139 | 107 | 25 | 7 |
1862 | So my functional medicine doctor recommended acupuncture. | 1.2806 | 0.04682 | 139 | 107 | 25 | 7 |
1863 | Dude,trust me,these idiots will pay through the nose for war party rental space. | 1.2806 | 0.04088 | 139 | 110 | 24 | 5 |
1864 | I like to think of it as free acupuncture. | 1.2806 | 0.04088 | 139 | 102 | 35 | 2 |
1865 | They'll never last as a species. | 1.2806 | 0.04570 | 139 | 106 | 27 | 6 |
1866 | I get half of anything they find. | 1.2806 | 0.04793 | 139 | 108 | 23 | 8 |
1867 | They keep saying," Gulliven this ... and Gulliver that....! | 1.2806 | 0.04454 | 139 | 105 | 29 | 5 |
1868 | They do help with the flea problem | 1.2806 | 0.04454 | 139 | 105 | 29 | 5 |
1869 | I was thinking about calling it Uber. | 1.2806 | 0.04570 | 139 | 106 | 27 | 6 |
1870 | I already tried the special shampoo. Next I’m supposed to go to some specialist who charges a tusk and a leg to pick them off individually. | 1.2806 | 0.04088 | 139 | 102 | 35 | 2 |
1871 | I've tried picking them out, but I hear you have to get the eggs. | 1.2806 | 0.04682 | 139 | 107 | 25 | 7 |
1872 | I actually thought they were smarter. | 1.2806 | 0.04570 | 139 | 106 | 27 | 6 |
1873 | Someone stole their ladder and they're mad as Hell! | 1.2806 | 0.04570 | 139 | 106 | 27 | 6 |
1874 | Yep, that's the future you're looking at. | 1.2806 | 0.04454 | 139 | 105 | 29 | 5 |
1875 | They aren't as bad as the crabs. | 1.2806 | 0.04900 | 139 | 109 | 21 | 9 |
1876 | They're posable action figures. I bought the whole set. | 1.2806 | 0.04570 | 139 | 106 | 27 | 6 |
1877 | The doctor said this problem is spreading. | 1.2806 | 0.04336 | 139 | 104 | 31 | 4 |
1878 | It’s a symbiotic relationship. They eat the fleas. | 1.2806 | 0.04570 | 139 | 106 | 27 | 6 |
1879 | It's the first step in getting hair transplants. | 1.2806 | 0.04682 | 139 | 107 | 25 | 7 |
1880 | For the last time John, they're cave people. | 1.2806 | 0.04793 | 139 | 108 | 23 | 8 |
1881 | I was going to roll over and squish them, but they are doing a pretty good job at scratching my back. | 1.2806 | 0.04214 | 139 | 103 | 33 | 3 |
1882 | Can you spare a little flea powder? | 1.2806 | 0.04570 | 139 | 108 | 24 | 7 |
1883 | I brought a few friends home to dinner, dear. | 1.2806 | 0.04570 | 139 | 106 | 27 | 6 |
1884 | I give them rides and they give me accupuncture treatments. | 1.2806 | 0.04793 | 139 | 108 | 23 | 8 |
1885 | They call themselves Homo erectus, and want me to represent what they call 'their party.'" | 1.2806 | 0.04793 | 139 | 108 | 23 | 8 |
1886 | Aren’t they cute? Can we keep them? | 1.2806 | 0.04454 | 139 | 105 | 29 | 5 |
1887 | Their pedicure team is top rated as well. | 1.2806 | 0.04570 | 139 | 106 | 27 | 6 |
1888 | I don’t have that flea problem anymore. | 1.2806 | 0.04336 | 139 | 104 | 31 | 4 |
1889 | Not to worry, it's time for my dust bath." | 1.2806 | 0.04682 | 139 | 107 | 25 | 7 |
1890 | Deep tissue costs only $10 more | 1.2806 | 0.04570 | 139 | 106 | 27 | 6 |
1891 | Are you sure humans are harmless? | 1.2806 | 0.04570 | 139 | 106 | 27 | 6 |
1892 | Can't wait to see how this evolves | 1.2806 | 0.04454 | 139 | 105 | 29 | 5 |
1893 | Barbara, just this one time , why can't I have your support instead of your judgement | 1.2806 | 0.04336 | 139 | 104 | 31 | 4 |
1894 | You scratch my back, I’ll scratch your back. | 1.2806 | 0.04454 | 139 | 105 | 29 | 5 |
1895 | Until someone invents the backscratcher, I guess this will have to do. | 1.2806 | 0.04570 | 139 | 106 | 27 | 6 |
1896 | They'll just be a nuisance until they invent guns. | 1.2806 | 0.04682 | 139 | 107 | 25 | 7 |
1897 | They’ve done wonders for my backache. | 1.2806 | 0.04793 | 139 | 108 | 23 | 8 |
1898 | Have any Neandertalaway?? | 1.2806 | 0.04570 | 139 | 106 | 27 | 6 |
1899 | I'm going down to the waterfall to wash off this infestation. | 1.2806 | 0.04570 | 139 | 106 | 27 | 6 |
1900 | They want my Netflix password. | 1.2806 | 0.04570 | 139 | 106 | 27 | 6 |
1901 | I'm pretty sure it's not contagious | 1.2806 | 0.04336 | 139 | 104 | 31 | 4 |
1902 | I strayed too close to the village and picked up a flesh-eating bacteria. | 1.2806 | 0.04454 | 139 | 105 | 29 | 5 |
1903 | Please tell me you packed the repellant like I asked? | 1.2806 | 0.04454 | 139 | 105 | 29 | 5 |
1904 | OK,Hold still. They're just getting you groomed for the next GOP convention. | 1.2806 | 0.04682 | 139 | 107 | 25 | 7 |
1905 | Fleas again. I'll go take a bath. | 1.2806 | 0.05005 | 139 | 110 | 19 | 10 |
1906 | They left their cell phones at home. | 1.2806 | 0.04793 | 139 | 108 | 23 | 8 |
1907 | I know we are supposed to think big, but my first inclination was to use bug spray. When that didn't work, I switched to logic only to have them poke holes in it. | 1.2806 | 0.04454 | 139 | 105 | 29 | 5 |
1908 | I don’t know, Janet, the acupuncture doesn’t seem to be working... | 1.2806 | 0.04336 | 139 | 104 | 31 | 4 |
1909 | One more evening like this and I throw myself into the fjord. | 1.2806 | 0.04793 | 139 | 108 | 23 | 8 |
1910 | They are a bunch of real pricks! | 1.2806 | 0.04336 | 139 | 104 | 31 | 4 |
1911 | Word has it they'll soon be extinct. | 1.2806 | 0.04682 | 139 | 107 | 25 | 7 |
1912 | It happens every year when the Hunter College alumni are in town! | 1.2806 | 0.04570 | 139 | 106 | 27 | 6 |
1913 | They taste just like chicken. | 1.2806 | 0.04793 | 139 | 108 | 23 | 8 |
1914 | These things act like they are trying to take over the world. | 1.2806 | 0.04570 | 139 | 106 | 27 | 6 |
1915 | I know it looks painful, but it really helps my anxiety. | 1.2806 | 0.04682 | 139 | 107 | 25 | 7 |
1916 | Susan recommended this new acupuncture treatment for my flareups. | 1.2806 | 0.04682 | 139 | 107 | 25 | 7 |
1917 | I decided to go with acupuncture for my back pain. | 1.2806 | 0.04682 | 139 | 107 | 25 | 7 |
1918 | I’m not sure if they’re trying to eat me or worship me as a god. | 1.2806 | 0.04570 | 139 | 106 | 27 | 6 |
1919 | You ever stand up too fast and get a prickly feeling all over? | 1.2806 | 0.04682 | 139 | 107 | 25 | 7 |
1920 | The Cro-MAGAs are a lot worse this year. But luckily climate change will take care of them soon enough. | 1.2806 | 0.04793 | 139 | 108 | 23 | 8 |
1921 | This new virus is going to be the death of me! | 1.2806 | 0.04682 | 139 | 107 | 25 | 7 |
1922 | Lend me your human collar. | 1.2806 | 0.04682 | 139 | 107 | 25 | 7 |
1923 | This was the only acupuncture service provider available under my Medicaid supplemental. | 1.2806 | 0.04454 | 139 | 105 | 29 | 5 |
1924 | I got this new backscratcher from the as seen on the wall of that’s cave store | 1.2806 | 0.04336 | 139 | 104 | 31 | 4 |
1925 | I gave the Valkyries a ride. | 1.2806 | 0.04570 | 139 | 108 | 24 | 7 |
1926 | They’re going Paleo | 1.2806 | 0.04793 | 139 | 108 | 23 | 8 |
1927 | I think I've just invented the back scratcher. | 1.2786 | 0.04427 | 140 | 106 | 29 | 5 |
1928 | They’ll eventually go away. | 1.2786 | 0.04427 | 140 | 106 | 29 | 5 |
1929 | You're sitting on him | 1.2786 | 0.04541 | 140 | 107 | 27 | 6 |
1930 | You know what they say: "It takes a village." | 1.2786 | 0.04309 | 140 | 105 | 31 | 4 |
1931 | No matter what I do I can't seem to get these monkeys off my back | 1.2778 | 0.04994 | 126 | 98 | 21 | 7 |
1932 | Do we have any Deet in the house? | 1.2774 | 0.04830 | 137 | 107 | 22 | 8 |
1933 | Secret Service protection. | 1.2774 | 0.04717 | 137 | 106 | 24 | 7 |
1934 | Honestly Larry, have to tried acupuncture? It's changed my life, you don't hear me complaining about back pain anymore. | 1.2774 | 0.04363 | 137 | 103 | 30 | 4 |
1935 | I would just roll over on them if I could get back up. | 1.2774 | 0.04238 | 137 | 102 | 32 | 3 |
1936 | My hunter repellent is working. | 1.2774 | 0.04717 | 137 | 106 | 24 | 7 |
1937 | Now they want me to scratch THEIR backs. | 1.2774 | 0.04238 | 137 | 102 | 32 | 3 |
1938 | Too big for lice. | 1.2774 | 0.04484 | 137 | 104 | 28 | 5 |
1939 | I tried some new cologne today. I didn't get the reaction I was looking for. | 1.2774 | 0.04363 | 137 | 103 | 30 | 4 |
1940 | I drive for Uber now. | 1.2774 | 0.04363 | 137 | 103 | 30 | 4 |
1941 | Wanna buy a back-scratcher? | 1.2774 | 0.04484 | 137 | 104 | 28 | 5 |
1942 | Stay calm and they'll go extinct. | 1.2774 | 0.04484 | 137 | 104 | 28 | 5 |
1943 | Remember when I said you'd be hearing the pitter patter of little feet..? | 1.2774 | 0.04717 | 137 | 106 | 24 | 7 |
1944 | The kids brought them home from elementary school! AGAIN! | 1.2774 | 0.04602 | 137 | 105 | 26 | 6 |
1945 | If I fall asleep in the wrong position, I wake up with pins and needles. | 1.2774 | 0.04484 | 137 | 104 | 28 | 5 |
1946 | I know, I know, ‘stay out of the tall grass.’ | 1.2774 | 0.04238 | 137 | 102 | 32 | 3 |
1947 | Is this the complaint department? This coat has humans. | 1.2774 | 0.04940 | 137 | 108 | 20 | 9 |
1948 | You said you were tested. | 1.2774 | 0.04602 | 137 | 105 | 26 | 6 |
1949 | I try to get acupuncture once a month as a part of my self-care routine. | 1.2774 | 0.04363 | 137 | 103 | 30 | 4 |
1950 | It's annoying, but my back and my Qi are aligned. | 1.2774 | 0.04602 | 137 | 105 | 26 | 6 |
1951 | It's cheaper than acupuncture. | 1.2774 | 0.04238 | 137 | 102 | 32 | 3 |
1952 | This too shall pass. | 1.2774 | 0.04602 | 137 | 105 | 26 | 6 |
1953 | My mom says we have to use a special shampoo and comb. | 1.2774 | 0.04363 | 137 | 103 | 30 | 4 |
1954 | If you scratch my back, I'll scratch yours. | 1.2774 | 0.04602 | 137 | 105 | 26 | 6 |
1955 | It’s called acupuncture and it’s amazing. | 1.2774 | 0.04940 | 137 | 108 | 20 | 9 |
1956 | Is this the Democratic debate? | 1.2774 | 0.04940 | 137 | 108 | 20 | 9 |
1957 | Forgot my caveman spray again | 1.2774 | 0.04238 | 137 | 102 | 32 | 3 |
1958 | Just blow them off please. | 1.2774 | 0.04717 | 137 | 106 | 24 | 7 |
1959 | My theory is they’re just looking for attention. Ignore them and they’ll go away. | 1.2774 | 0.04363 | 137 | 103 | 30 | 4 |
1960 | I accidentally squashed one of the little ones and now they won't get off my back about it. | 1.2774 | 0.04484 | 137 | 104 | 28 | 5 |
1961 | I could get vaccinated against them, but what’s the worst they could do to me? | 1.2774 | 0.04238 | 137 | 102 | 32 | 3 |
1962 | They're always fighting about who gets to ride shotgun. | 1.2774 | 0.04484 | 137 | 104 | 28 | 5 |
1963 | It's going around in my preschool. | 1.2774 | 0.04830 | 137 | 107 | 22 | 8 |
1964 | They're so adorable when they're hungry. | 1.2774 | 0.04830 | 137 | 107 | 22 | 8 |
1965 | You wouldn’t believe how good this feels | 1.2774 | 0.04717 | 137 | 106 | 24 | 7 |
1966 | The doctor said it was a classic case of pins and Neanderthals | 1.2774 | 0.04602 | 137 | 105 | 26 | 6 |
1967 | oh an occasional deep wound but they are very effective against ticks. | 1.2774 | 0.04363 | 137 | 103 | 30 | 4 |
1968 | I love acupuncture. | 1.2774 | 0.04484 | 137 | 104 | 28 | 5 |
1969 | Nit-anderthals. | 1.2774 | 0.04484 | 137 | 104 | 28 | 5 |
1970 | Switch to Uber. | 1.2774 | 0.04940 | 137 | 108 | 20 | 9 |
1971 | I know I shouldn’t but I feel sorry for them. | 1.2774 | 0.04484 | 137 | 104 | 28 | 5 |
1972 | Honey, would you rub my back? I am getting the pins and needles again. | 1.2774 | 0.04830 | 137 | 107 | 22 | 8 |
1973 | Accupuncture. It's a new age thing. | 1.2774 | 0.04602 | 137 | 105 | 26 | 6 |
1974 | Humans? huh? I was hoping they were bedbugs. | 1.2774 | 0.04717 | 137 | 106 | 24 | 7 |
1975 | You better get that checked before it turns into something serious. | 1.2774 | 0.04484 | 137 | 104 | 28 | 5 |
1976 | I think I have Gits. | 1.2774 | 0.04602 | 137 | 105 | 26 | 6 |
1977 | Leave them alone, they're harmless. | 1.2774 | 0.04484 | 137 | 104 | 28 | 5 |
1978 | They say acupuncture can prevent extinction. | 1.2774 | 0.04940 | 137 | 108 | 20 | 9 |
1979 | This isn't our cave! | 1.2774 | 0.04830 | 137 | 107 | 22 | 8 |
1980 | What do you mean I looks like a diorama? | 1.2774 | 0.04940 | 137 | 108 | 20 | 9 |
1981 | It's a synergism. After they eat fleas, I eat them. | 1.2774 | 0.04484 | 137 | 104 | 28 | 5 |
1982 | Can we try out that new bug spray? | 1.2774 | 0.04484 | 137 | 104 | 28 | 5 |
1983 | ‘I’m not sure my acupuncturists new treatment plan is working for me ‘ | 1.2774 | 0.04363 | 137 | 103 | 30 | 4 |
1984 | I’m shocked to report this is somehow relieving my back, neck and trunk pain. | 1.2774 | 0.04602 | 137 | 105 | 26 | 6 |
1985 | It’s only until I finish posing for the cave drawing. | 1.2774 | 0.04363 | 137 | 103 | 30 | 4 |
1986 | It's my hair club for mammals. | 1.2774 | 0.04717 | 137 | 106 | 24 | 7 |
1987 | They said they're gatherers, probably just hair samples. | 1.2774 | 0.04717 | 137 | 106 | 24 | 7 |
1988 | Yeah. I ran out of the ointment. | 1.2774 | 0.04363 | 137 | 103 | 30 | 4 |
1989 | A little bit of lavender shampoo and they'll be gone by morning. | 1.2774 | 0.04363 | 137 | 103 | 30 | 4 |
1990 | WebMD says this will be the end of me. | 1.2774 | 0.04602 | 137 | 105 | 26 | 6 |
1991 | Try acupuncture, they said... | 1.2774 | 0.04940 | 137 | 108 | 20 | 9 |
1992 | And we're the ones becoming extinct! | 1.2774 | 0.04602 | 137 | 105 | 26 | 6 |
1993 | We're on the cutting edge of medicine with accupuncture. It's mammoth! | 1.2774 | 0.04717 | 137 | 106 | 24 | 7 |
1994 | School nurse said there’s a shampoo for it. | 1.2774 | 0.04363 | 137 | 103 | 30 | 4 |
1995 | This acupuncture is definitely helping ease the pain. | 1.2774 | 0.04602 | 137 | 105 | 26 | 6 |
1996 | It's actually a pretty good way to get a back scratch when you need it. | 1.2766 | 0.04624 | 141 | 109 | 25 | 7 |
1997 | They call it group acupuncture and it’s covered under my plan. | 1.2754 | 0.04456 | 138 | 105 | 28 | 5 |
1998 | It's supposed to help with my lower back pain. | 1.2754 | 0.04573 | 138 | 106 | 26 | 6 |
1999 | These people have been fighting for as long as I can remember! | 1.2754 | 0.04573 | 138 | 106 | 26 | 6 |
2000 | My doctor says it's nothing to worry about. | 1.2754 | 0.04456 | 138 | 105 | 28 | 5 |
2001 | Someday there'll be a whole diet craze based on these idiots. | 1.2754 | 0.04212 | 138 | 103 | 32 | 3 |
2002 | They're the most destructive pests known to elephants. | 1.2754 | 0.04687 | 138 | 107 | 24 | 7 |
2003 | Did you use the last of the caveman repellent? | 1.2754 | 0.03953 | 138 | 101 | 36 | 1 |
2004 | You DID suggest acupuncture. She was busy so she subcontracted it. | 1.2754 | 0.04456 | 138 | 105 | 28 | 5 |
2005 | Can't figure out why my back pain is getting worse | 1.2754 | 0.05014 | 138 | 110 | 18 | 10 |
2006 | I hear you can get them out with a really fine-toothed comb. | 1.2754 | 0.04212 | 138 | 103 | 32 | 3 |
2007 | I think this problem might be bigger than it looks. | 1.2754 | 0.04573 | 138 | 106 | 26 | 6 |
2008 | I'm being nice because one day they may rule this place. | 1.2754 | 0.04084 | 138 | 102 | 34 | 2 |
2009 | Eh. The ride sharing economy won't last. | 1.2754 | 0.04687 | 138 | 107 | 24 | 7 |
2010 | I tell ya Sam, “wooly bully” is becoming a real issue. | 1.2754 | 0.04687 | 138 | 107 | 24 | 7 |
2011 | Don't worry in a million years their species will be extinct. It will be all ours. | 1.2754 | 0.04908 | 138 | 109 | 20 | 9 |
2012 | The medical establishment doesn't yet accept it, but it's the only thing that relieves my pain. | 1.2754 | 0.04687 | 138 | 107 | 24 | 7 |
2013 | Get the tweezers, Ethel. | 1.2754 | 0.04573 | 138 | 106 | 26 | 6 |
2014 | But it feels so good when they hit my shiatsu points. | 1.2754 | 0.04335 | 138 | 104 | 30 | 4 |
2015 | It was my Mother's idea to name me Gulliver. | 1.2754 | 0.04456 | 138 | 105 | 28 | 5 |
2016 | They keep chanting, "We are the Master Dons!" It's getting under my skin. | 1.2754 | 0.04573 | 138 | 106 | 26 | 6 |
2017 | ...and they're all licensed accupuncturists!... | 1.2754 | 0.04335 | 138 | 104 | 30 | 4 |
2018 | I'm summer camp at Lilliput. | 1.2754 | 0.04908 | 138 | 109 | 20 | 9 |
2019 | Yeah, it's another bad hair day. | 1.2754 | 0.04456 | 138 | 105 | 28 | 5 |
2020 | I think they're trying to describe me. | 1.2754 | 0.05014 | 138 | 110 | 18 | 10 |
2021 | I'm going to try a different shampoo. | 1.2754 | 0.04335 | 138 | 104 | 30 | 4 |
2022 | This species will go extinct long before we do. | 1.2741 | 0.04635 | 135 | 104 | 25 | 6 |
2023 | That extinction option is sounding better and better. | 1.2741 | 0.04753 | 135 | 105 | 23 | 7 |
2024 | They are cute, but dumb. Definitely going to go extinct at some point soon. | 1.2741 | 0.04867 | 135 | 106 | 21 | 8 |
2025 | They’re curing my arthritis. | 1.2741 | 0.04980 | 135 | 107 | 19 | 9 |
2026 | It’s really disappointing how much smaller they seem off-cave. | 1.2741 | 0.04390 | 135 | 102 | 29 | 4 |
2027 | No matter how much I exercise I just can't seem to lose any weight. | 1.2741 | 0.04867 | 135 | 106 | 21 | 8 |
2028 | You wanna get stoned? | 1.2741 | 0.04514 | 135 | 103 | 27 | 5 |
2029 | My physical therapist said dry needling would do wonders for my back. | 1.2741 | 0.04980 | 135 | 107 | 19 | 9 |
2030 | It must be my perfume! | 1.2741 | 0.04262 | 135 | 101 | 31 | 3 |
2031 | The good news is, we'll both be extinct in 10,000 years. | 1.2741 | 0.04635 | 135 | 104 | 25 | 6 |
2032 | This new alternative medicine really helps with my chronic back pain. | 1.2741 | 0.04390 | 135 | 102 | 29 | 4 |
2033 | It’s a cost effective alternative for my chronic lower back pain. | 1.2741 | 0.04635 | 135 | 104 | 25 | 6 |
2034 | Should I let them unionize? | 1.2741 | 0.04635 | 135 | 104 | 25 | 6 |
2035 | It's guaranteed to make me look 20 years younger. | 1.2734 | 0.04982 | 139 | 111 | 18 | 10 |
2036 | Have you seen my No Pest collar? | 1.2707 | 0.04544 | 133 | 102 | 26 | 5 |
2037 | I just followed the sign. Have you ever heard of Liliputia? | 1.2707 | 0.04789 | 133 | 104 | 22 | 7 |
2038 | I think their prehistory is a bit off | 1.2707 | 0.04906 | 133 | 105 | 20 | 8 |
2039 | I’ve always found their paintings to appear a bit grandiose. | 1.2707 | 0.04544 | 133 | 102 | 26 | 5 |
2040 | Acupuncture hasn't been invented yet, Karl. | 1.2707 | 0.04417 | 133 | 101 | 28 | 4 |
2041 | No worries! Once the climate changes, they’ll make themselves extinct. | 1.2707 | 0.04417 | 133 | 101 | 28 | 4 |
2042 | Know where I can find a back scratcher? | 1.2707 | 0.04906 | 133 | 105 | 20 | 8 |
2043 | The doctor recommended acupuncture for my upper humpback | 1.2707 | 0.04668 | 133 | 103 | 24 | 6 |
2044 | Salty, excellent crunch, squishy inside — snatch yourself a trunkful, you'll see... | 1.2707 | 0.04417 | 133 | 101 | 28 | 4 |
2045 | Should I tell them? | 1.2707 | 0.04544 | 133 | 102 | 26 | 5 |
2046 | I miss Whoville. | 1.2707 | 0.04668 | 133 | 103 | 24 | 6 |
2047 | From an evolutionary perspective, they’re rather primitive | 1.2707 | 0.04789 | 133 | 104 | 22 | 7 |
2048 | That’s it; just sit down when you want them off. | 1.2707 | 0.04417 | 133 | 101 | 28 | 4 |
2049 | Quite a stupid species” | 1.2707 | 0.04789 | 133 | 104 | 22 | 7 |
2050 | A little more to the left, and down a rib... | 1.2707 | 0.04544 | 133 | 102 | 26 | 5 |
2051 | They scratch my itch like you never did. | 1.2707 | 0.04151 | 133 | 99 | 32 | 2 |
2052 | Actually it tickles! | 1.2707 | 0.04417 | 133 | 101 | 28 | 4 |
2053 | I love having my back scratched. | 1.2707 | 0.04286 | 133 | 100 | 30 | 3 |
2054 | I'm thinking of becoming a carnivore. | 1.2707 | 0.04668 | 133 | 103 | 24 | 6 |
2055 | It's doing wonders for my sciatica. | 1.2707 | 0.04668 | 133 | 103 | 23 | 6 |
2056 | I know how it looks, but you promised me to try new things on this spa weekend in Lilliput. | 1.2707 | 0.04544 | 133 | 102 | 26 | 5 |
2057 | Can I keep them? There's room for all of us. | 1.2707 | 0.04789 | 133 | 104 | 22 | 7 |
2058 | They’ll detail your car too. | 1.2707 | 0.04668 | 133 | 103 | 24 | 6 |
2059 | I know we said no pets, but they scratch exactly where my trunk can't reach. | 1.2707 | 0.04544 | 133 | 102 | 26 | 5 |
2060 | The tick season is really bad this year. | 1.2707 | 0.04544 | 133 | 104 | 23 | 6 |
2061 | Who knows. It's probably one of those community efforts that usually go nowhere. | 1.2707 | 0.04544 | 133 | 105 | 22 | 6 |
2062 | But keep your eye out for Gulliver! | 1.2707 | 0.04668 | 133 | 103 | 24 | 6 |
2063 | I know I should feel conquered, but it just tickles sometimes. | 1.2707 | 0.04906 | 133 | 105 | 20 | 8 |
2064 | They're small, so I'm getting them into painting. | 1.2707 | 0.04417 | 133 | 101 | 28 | 4 |
2065 | Crack open the peanut butter- they just discovered fire. | 1.2707 | 0.04286 | 133 | 100 | 30 | 3 |
2066 | It's awkward. | 1.2707 | 0.04668 | 133 | 103 | 24 | 6 |
2067 | They needed a ride. They're obviously harmless, so why not? | 1.2707 | 0.04789 | 133 | 104 | 22 | 7 |
2068 | It’s surprisingly therapeutic. | 1.2707 | 0.04417 | 133 | 101 | 28 | 4 |
2069 | Why don't you ever scratch my back like this? | 1.2707 | 0.04544 | 133 | 102 | 26 | 5 |
2070 | In the olden days, the insect repellants were much stronger | 1.2707 | 0.04668 | 133 | 103 | 24 | 6 |
2071 | If I die at least they will too | 1.2707 | 0.04668 | 133 | 103 | 24 | 6 |
2072 | I still think a flea collar is more subtle. | 1.2707 | 0.04668 | 133 | 103 | 24 | 6 |
2073 | The moss on my fur seems to be part of a new fad they call the Precambrian diet. | 1.2707 | 0.04668 | 133 | 103 | 24 | 6 |
2074 | Of course it's painful. That's what you have to do if you want immortality through art. | 1.2707 | 0.04544 | 133 | 102 | 26 | 5 |
2075 | My name's Gulliver. What's yours? | 1.2707 | 0.04789 | 133 | 104 | 22 | 7 |
2076 | Which word do you not understand,symbiosis or acupuncture? | 1.2707 | 0.04544 | 133 | 102 | 26 | 5 |
2077 | My theory is survival of the biggest. | 1.2707 | 0.04906 | 133 | 105 | 20 | 8 |
2078 | They like Dancing to Wooly Bully | 1.2707 | 0.04906 | 133 | 105 | 20 | 8 |
2079 | Your anthropologist told my zoologist they’re supposedly symbiotic.” | 1.2707 | 0.04544 | 133 | 102 | 26 | 5 |
2080 | My acupuncturist swears by these guys. | 1.2707 | 0.04417 | 133 | 101 | 28 | 4 |
2081 | It's not that bad. At least they haven't discovered how to burn coal yet. | 1.2707 | 0.04668 | 133 | 103 | 24 | 6 |
2082 | They're not interested in a symbiotic relationship. | 1.2707 | 0.04668 | 133 | 103 | 24 | 6 |
2083 | ... they can never find the right spot. | 1.2707 | 0.04906 | 133 | 105 | 20 | 8 |
2084 | I never should have poked the hive. | 1.2707 | 0.04417 | 133 | 101 | 28 | 4 |
2085 | I’ve just had a brainstorm! I’m naming it ‘The Hunt and Peck Method.’ | 1.2707 | 0.04544 | 133 | 104 | 23 | 6 |
2086 | They're annoying but not as bad as the mosquitos. | 1.2707 | 0.04012 | 133 | 98 | 34 | 1 |
2087 | My back scratchers, and they're free! | 1.2707 | 0.04417 | 133 | 101 | 28 | 4 |
2088 | I’m spearheading the committee | 1.2707 | 0.04668 | 133 | 103 | 24 | 6 |
2089 | You and one more and we'll have a minyan. | 1.2707 | 0.04668 | 133 | 103 | 24 | 6 |
2090 | It's acupuncture, I'm trying to lose weight | 1.2707 | 0.04789 | 133 | 104 | 22 | 7 |
2091 | They work for Mastodon flea and tick removal service. | 1.2707 | 0.04668 | 133 | 103 | 24 | 6 |
2092 | I call them my Woolly Bullies | 1.2707 | 0.04789 | 133 | 104 | 22 | 7 |
2093 | I wish this weren’t such a hands-on exhibit. | 1.2707 | 0.04286 | 133 | 100 | 30 | 3 |
2094 | Maybe they'll be less annoying once they develop agriculture. | 1.2707 | 0.04417 | 133 | 101 | 28 | 4 |
2095 | Hey Herb, notice anything new? | 1.2707 | 0.04012 | 133 | 98 | 34 | 1 |
2096 | They leave after killing the parasites. Quite harmless, really. | 1.2692 | 0.04734 | 130 | 101 | 23 | 6 |
2097 | They tend to destroy anything they live on | 1.2692 | 0.04858 | 130 | 102 | 21 | 7 |
2098 | Yes, they're annoying, but what real harm can they do? | 1.2692 | 0.05098 | 130 | 104 | 17 | 9 |
2099 | Will you check me for neanderthals? | 1.2692 | 0.04339 | 130 | 98 | 29 | 3 |
2100 | You scratch your back; they’ll scratch mine. | 1.2692 | 0.04606 | 130 | 100 | 25 | 5 |
2101 | I hired them to get rid of fleas | 1.2692 | 0.04606 | 130 | 100 | 25 | 5 |
2102 | They're great for removing ticks. | 1.2692 | 0.04475 | 130 | 99 | 27 | 4 |
2103 | This Backupunture has really eliminated a ton of pain. | 1.2692 | 0.04734 | 130 | 101 | 23 | 6 |
2104 | You're so unevolved." | 1.2692 | 0.04606 | 130 | 102 | 22 | 6 |
2105 | Evidently, shampoo won't do the trick. We'll need a lice comb. | 1.2692 | 0.05098 | 130 | 104 | 17 | 9 |
2106 | We have Bedouin bugs again. | 1.2692 | 0.04606 | 130 | 100 | 25 | 5 |
2107 | I specifically asked for vegan, non-vegan hors d’oeuvres. | 1.2692 | 0.04734 | 130 | 101 | 23 | 6 |
2108 | I don't get it. Why are the groceries trying to eat us? | 1.2692 | 0.04858 | 130 | 102 | 21 | 7 |
2109 | I think I touched a nerve. Three more just joined ‘The Squad’.” | 1.2692 | 0.04979 | 130 | 103 | 19 | 8 |
2110 | It's called acupuncture, and it feels great! | 1.2692 | 0.04734 | 130 | 101 | 23 | 6 |
2111 | My self-confidence has soared since I started micro-spearing. | 1.2692 | 0.04858 | 130 | 102 | 21 | 7 |
2112 | I don't know why, but my neck suddenly feels better. | 1.2692 | 0.04606 | 130 | 100 | 25 | 5 |
2113 | I am less worried about climate change now | 1.2692 | 0.04606 | 130 | 100 | 25 | 5 |
2114 | I should have know better than sleep in a cave | 1.2692 | 0.04475 | 130 | 99 | 27 | 4 |
2115 | They keep the flies off. | 1.2692 | 0.04606 | 130 | 100 | 25 | 5 |
2116 | My chiropractor suggested acupuncture. I carry a lot of weight in the trunk. | 1.2692 | 0.04339 | 130 | 98 | 29 | 3 |
2117 | Think of the fossil it will make! | 1.2692 | 0.04606 | 130 | 100 | 25 | 5 |
2118 | Morton had no idea how on-the-tusk Wilbur was when he told him, "Ugh, these humans are going to be the death of me." | 1.2692 | 0.04475 | 130 | 99 | 27 | 4 |
2119 | They help with the ticks, that's for sure. | 1.2692 | 0.04858 | 130 | 102 | 21 | 7 |
2120 | Wait until you host the debate tomorrow night... | 1.2692 | 0.05098 | 130 | 104 | 17 | 9 |
2121 | Acupuncture is the only thing that works for my headaches | 1.2692 | 0.04734 | 130 | 101 | 23 | 6 |
2122 | Wow, this is akin to phase II conversion therapy, Mr President." ...."I get it Mike, now order these little Congresswomen to STOP!" | 1.2692 | 0.04475 | 130 | 99 | 27 | 4 |
2123 | Their going to be the end of us. | 1.2692 | 0.04475 | 130 | 99 | 27 | 4 |
2124 | They said something about wanting a Trojan Mastodon. | 1.2692 | 0.04858 | 130 | 102 | 21 | 7 |
2125 | I’ve got an itch that just won’t go away | 1.2692 | 0.04606 | 130 | 100 | 25 | 5 |
2126 | I just had the strangest dream. | 1.2692 | 0.04734 | 130 | 101 | 23 | 6 |
2127 | They want to cross the Alps. We'll be extinct before it happens. | 1.2692 | 0.04734 | 130 | 101 | 23 | 6 |
2128 | Keep your thoughts to yourself...I had an itch. | 1.2692 | 0.04734 | 130 | 101 | 23 | 6 |
2129 | I haven’t had a flea in years | 1.2692 | 0.04858 | 130 | 102 | 21 | 7 |
2130 | Have you received your shot? Think of the herd immunity! | 1.2692 | 0.04475 | 130 | 99 | 27 | 4 |
2131 | That's the last time I sleep in a cave. | 1.2692 | 0.04606 | 130 | 100 | 25 | 5 |
2132 | These things thrive on global warm ups. | 1.2692 | 0.04339 | 130 | 97 | 29 | 3 |
2133 | Symbiotic? I snack on them, then pick my teeth with the spears. | 1.2692 | 0.04475 | 130 | 99 | 27 | 4 |
2134 | Doc says I have 6 months to live. | 1.2692 | 0.04606 | 130 | 100 | 25 | 5 |
2135 | I don’t have your problem, as I wear the New Flea, Tick, and Hunter Gatherer Collar.!! | 1.2692 | 0.04858 | 130 | 102 | 21 | 7 |
2136 | You write one controversial tweet... | 1.2692 | 0.04858 | 130 | 102 | 21 | 7 |
2137 | It's annoying, but I'm achieving total Qi. | 1.2692 | 0.04606 | 130 | 100 | 25 | 5 |
2138 | Did those big white tic birds go extinct? | 1.2692 | 0.04606 | 130 | 100 | 25 | 5 |
2139 | They’re just nitpicking. | 1.2692 | 0.04734 | 130 | 101 | 23 | 6 |
2140 | This acupuncture treatment works wonders for my back pain | 1.2692 | 0.04200 | 130 | 97 | 31 | 2 |
2141 | I've solved my flea problem | 1.2692 | 0.04606 | 130 | 100 | 25 | 5 |
2142 | Prehistoric Accupuncture. | 1.2692 | 0.04200 | 130 | 97 | 31 | 2 |
2143 | I'm beginning to have my doubts about accupuncture. | 1.2692 | 0.04858 | 130 | 102 | 21 | 7 |
2144 | Barbara swears it'll do wonders for my lumbago. | 1.2692 | 0.04475 | 130 | 99 | 27 | 4 |
2145 | Don't get too close; they're contagious. | 1.2692 | 0.04475 | 130 | 99 | 27 | 4 |
2146 | It's accu-tenderizing. | 1.2692 | 0.04734 | 130 | 101 | 23 | 6 |
2147 | When they stop praising me, I'll eat 'em. | 1.2692 | 0.04475 | 130 | 99 | 27 | 4 |
2148 | They gave me three months if left untreated. It's this or the fire ants." | 1.2692 | 0.04475 | 130 | 99 | 27 | 4 |
2149 | If we ignore them, in time they'll go away. | 1.2692 | 0.04475 | 130 | 99 | 27 | 4 |
2150 | They misheard ‘Spare me.’ as “Spear me.’ | 1.2692 | 0.04475 | 130 | 99 | 27 | 4 |
2151 | The barbers are just about finished | 1.2692 | 0.04475 | 130 | 99 | 27 | 4 |
2152 | Easy solution: I’m importing a couple of Saber Tooth Tigers. What could go wrong? | 1.2692 | 0.04734 | 130 | 101 | 23 | 6 |
2153 | This dandruff is driving me nuts. | 1.2692 | 0.04606 | 130 | 100 | 25 | 5 |
2154 | They'll be telling tales around the campfire for many years about the big one that got away. | 1.2692 | 0.04734 | 130 | 101 | 23 | 6 |
2155 | They’re dealing with my fleas. | 1.2692 | 0.04606 | 130 | 100 | 25 | 5 |
2156 | Yeah Sally. I’ve got a bad case of annoying humans. | 1.2692 | 0.04734 | 130 | 101 | 23 | 6 |
2157 | These pesky things are a mammoth pain in the neck! | 1.2692 | 0.04858 | 130 | 102 | 21 | 7 |
2158 | It looks worse than it is. Usually clears up in the first hail storm. | 1.2692 | 0.04339 | 130 | 98 | 29 | 3 |
2159 | The doctor said I have jabs | 1.2692 | 0.04606 | 130 | 100 | 25 | 5 |
2160 | Do I look like a "happy hunting ground?" | 1.2692 | 0.04858 | 130 | 102 | 21 | 7 |
2161 | This group is harmless, but there is a R&D team working something called a Clovis point. | 1.2692 | 0.04979 | 130 | 103 | 19 | 8 |
2162 | I'm about to sneeze--isn't it nice to be at the top of the food chain? | 1.2692 | 0.04979 | 130 | 103 | 19 | 8 |
2163 | Honey, I brought dinner. | 1.2692 | 0.04475 | 130 | 99 | 27 | 4 |
2164 | They're good at getting the nits. | 1.2692 | 0.04979 | 130 | 103 | 19 | 8 |
2165 | They will be the end of me | 1.2692 | 0.04858 | 130 | 102 | 21 | 7 |
2166 | Once the Ice Age begins these Neanderthals are history | 1.2692 | 0.04858 | 130 | 102 | 21 | 7 |
2167 | It just feels a little close to Caption Contest #665. | 1.2692 | 0.04734 | 130 | 101 | 23 | 6 |
2168 | Dave’s got lice again. | 1.2692 | 0.04858 | 130 | 102 | 21 | 7 |
2169 | I was skeptical at first, but I think the acupuncture is actually helping. | 1.2692 | 0.04606 | 130 | 100 | 25 | 5 |
2170 | They claim that acupuncture will help my arthritis, but I can't help questioning their motives. | 1.2692 | 0.04606 | 130 | 100 | 25 | 5 |
2171 | I didn't believe in acupuncture either. | 1.2692 | 0.04475 | 130 | 99 | 27 | 4 |
2172 | Right now they’re just gathering. The hunting part comes later. | 1.2692 | 0.04858 | 130 | 102 | 21 | 7 |
2173 | Then we just cross tusks... and it's an ivory bridge to you! | 1.2692 | 0.04606 | 130 | 100 | 25 | 5 |
2174 | They're small but meaty | 1.2692 | 0.04734 | 130 | 101 | 23 | 6 |
2175 | Mini-acupuncturists were buy-one-get-one-free | 1.2692 | 0.04734 | 130 | 101 | 23 | 6 |
2176 | So I washed and rinsed, but I didn't repeat, and the next day THIS happened. | 1.2692 | 0.04606 | 130 | 100 | 25 | 5 |
2177 | They're itchy but they'll go away soon. | 1.2692 | 0.04339 | 130 | 98 | 29 | 3 |
2178 | I find they’re very good at reaching those hard-to-get itches... | 1.2692 | 0.04858 | 130 | 102 | 21 | 7 |
2179 | Finally a dandruff treatment that really works! | 1.2692 | 0.04475 | 130 | 99 | 27 | 4 |
2180 | When you go to the stream, watch out! These things are all over the place. | 1.2692 | 0.04475 | 130 | 99 | 27 | 4 |
2181 | They're called man. Worse than ticks if you ask me. | 1.2692 | 0.04858 | 130 | 102 | 21 | 7 |
2182 | Do you have any Neanderthal spray? | 1.2692 | 0.04339 | 130 | 98 | 29 | 3 |
2183 | They were all out of spearless. | 1.2692 | 0.04858 | 130 | 102 | 21 | 7 |
2184 | You oughta hear their mission statement. | 1.2692 | 0.04606 | 130 | 100 | 25 | 5 |
2185 | Many years from now our descendants will be the mascot for a political party and the descendants of these guys on my back will be doing the same thing for the other party. | 1.2692 | 0.04858 | 130 | 102 | 21 | 7 |
2186 | They keep off the lady bugs. | 1.2692 | 0.04606 | 130 | 100 | 25 | 5 |
2187 | It's called acupuncture. Seems kind of crazy, but it actually works. | 1.2692 | 0.04734 | 130 | 101 | 23 | 6 |
2188 | I know you're skeptical, but acupuncture really works. | 1.2692 | 0.04339 | 130 | 98 | 29 | 3 |
2189 | Can I borrow that shampoo again? | 1.2692 | 0.04339 | 130 | 98 | 29 | 3 |
2190 | I have a feeling these pesky new humans are not going to be good for the planet. | 1.2692 | 0.04339 | 130 | 98 | 29 | 3 |
2191 | They're from Monarch Delousing and Vermin Pest Control. | 1.2692 | 0.04475 | 130 | 99 | 27 | 4 |
2192 | Dammit, another outbreak! Have we got any homopathic remedies? | 1.2692 | 0.04475 | 130 | 99 | 27 | 4 |
2193 | They scratch where it itches. | 1.2692 | 0.04734 | 130 | 101 | 23 | 6 |
2194 | They told me it was massage therapy. | 1.2692 | 0.04200 | 130 | 97 | 31 | 2 |
2195 | Mannnn my back is itchy | 1.2692 | 0.04734 | 130 | 101 | 23 | 6 |
2196 | They come out this time every year! | 1.2692 | 0.04475 | 130 | 99 | 27 | 4 |
2197 | At least the ticks are gone. | 1.2692 | 0.04734 | 130 | 101 | 23 | 6 |
2198 | They needed a place to practice. | 1.2692 | 0.04606 | 130 | 100 | 25 | 5 |
2199 | Eviction or Extinction? | 1.2692 | 0.04734 | 130 | 101 | 23 | 6 |
2200 | My salon has that new tar treatment. I hear it gets ‘em right out. | 1.2692 | 0.04606 | 130 | 100 | 25 | 5 |
2201 | My flea removal squad. Told them to make it quick. I'll be gone soon. | 1.2692 | 0.04858 | 130 | 102 | 21 | 7 |
2202 | They keep yapping about some dude named Hannibal. | 1.2692 | 0.04858 | 130 | 102 | 21 | 7 |
2203 | Its called the Neander Cleaning Service. They chiseled their location on the cave wall we sleep in.” | 1.2692 | 0.04475 | 130 | 101 | 24 | 5 |
2204 | With time I can domesticate them. | 1.2692 | 0.04475 | 130 | 99 | 27 | 4 |
2205 | Those puny humans, they think they will actually survive | 1.2692 | 0.04858 | 130 | 102 | 21 | 7 |
2206 | Maybe this will change for our ancestors | 1.2692 | 0.04475 | 130 | 99 | 27 | 4 |
2207 | My holistic guy says it should help. | 1.2692 | 0.04606 | 130 | 100 | 25 | 5 |
2208 | The angrier they get, the better the back scratch! | 1.2692 | 0.04606 | 130 | 100 | 25 | 5 |
2209 | It's just a bunch of small pricks. Reduces the need for acupunture. | 1.2692 | 0.04734 | 130 | 101 | 23 | 6 |
2210 | Tick check. | 1.2692 | 0.04606 | 130 | 100 | 25 | 5 |
2211 | It's something called Pokemon Go: the Iron Age Edition. | 1.2692 | 0.04858 | 130 | 102 | 21 | 7 |
2212 | Just call me “Gulliver.” | 1.2692 | 0.04606 | 130 | 100 | 25 | 5 |
2213 | I told you acupuncture wouldn't get rid of my stress. | 1.2692 | 0.04606 | 130 | 100 | 25 | 5 |
2214 | Parasites,no cure in sight. But the way they behave they sure will extinct themselves one day. | 1.2692 | 0.04475 | 130 | 99 | 27 | 4 |
2215 | We can’t seem to get rid of them. I just know they will outlast us! | 1.2692 | 0.04606 | 130 | 100 | 25 | 5 |
2216 | They're trying to get me to refinance my credit cards | 1.2692 | 0.04734 | 130 | 101 | 23 | 6 |
2217 | I’m a believer. This acupuncture service is a godsend for my back. | 1.2692 | 0.04979 | 130 | 103 | 19 | 8 |
2218 | OK, the flea collar didn't work. Got any other ideas? | 1.2692 | 0.04858 | 130 | 102 | 21 | 7 |
2219 | Dude the weed is hitting me | 1.2692 | 0.04606 | 130 | 100 | 25 | 5 |
2220 | How much longer do we have to wait before extinction? | 1.2692 | 0.04734 | 130 | 101 | 23 | 6 |
2221 | I couldn’t reach the itch... | 1.2692 | 0.04734 | 130 | 101 | 23 | 6 |
2222 | Better the hunter than the hunted. | 1.2692 | 0.04979 | 130 | 103 | 19 | 8 |
2223 | Do you see something on my back? I feel something on my back. | 1.2692 | 0.04734 | 130 | 101 | 23 | 6 |
2224 | These early hominids are driving me crazy. Let's hope they go extinct when the next asteroid hits. | 1.2692 | 0.04734 | 130 | 101 | 23 | 6 |
2225 | Overconfidence does not bode well for the neanderthal species. | 1.2692 | 0.04606 | 130 | 100 | 25 | 5 |
2226 | I can’t tell you how much acupuncture has helped my back. | 1.2692 | 0.04979 | 130 | 103 | 19 | 8 |
2227 | Don't forget your OFF, the people are horrible today. | 1.2692 | 0.04858 | 130 | 102 | 21 | 7 |
2228 | I've even tried tar shampoo, but I just can't seem to get rid of the damned things. | 1.2692 | 0.04606 | 130 | 100 | 25 | 5 |
2229 | They've invented a way to kill fleas. | 1.2692 | 0.04858 | 130 | 102 | 21 | 7 |
2230 | I just see it as free acupuncture. | 1.2692 | 0.04339 | 130 | 98 | 29 | 3 |
2231 | These hair-plug clips itch. | 1.2692 | 0.04858 | 130 | 102 | 21 | 7 |
2232 | I can't tell if they're fighting each other or mad at me. | 1.2692 | 0.04475 | 130 | 99 | 27 | 4 |
2233 | I'm trying to finish my taxes, but I just can't get those Cossackountants off my back. | 1.2692 | 0.04858 | 130 | 102 | 21 | 7 |
2234 | If you sleep with mastiffs, you get fleas. | 1.2692 | 0.04339 | 130 | 98 | 29 | 3 |
2235 | They're having fun now, but when I'm extinct the party's over. | 1.2692 | 0.04606 | 130 | 100 | 25 | 5 |
2236 | Apparently I have energy blockages in my deltoids. | 1.2692 | 0.04858 | 130 | 102 | 21 | 7 |
2237 | They call it acupuncture. Try it. | 1.2692 | 0.04339 | 130 | 98 | 29 | 3 |
2238 | If they get too bothersome I do a rollover. | 1.2692 | 0.04200 | 130 | 97 | 31 | 2 |
2239 | I got a mammoth back ache | 1.2692 | 0.04475 | 130 | 99 | 27 | 4 |
2240 | How do they know exactly where I itch? | 1.2692 | 0.04200 | 130 | 97 | 31 | 2 |
2241 | It beats having fleas. | 1.2692 | 0.04734 | 130 | 101 | 23 | 6 |
2242 | I suspect these pests will soon go extinct. | 1.2692 | 0.04475 | 130 | 101 | 24 | 5 |
2243 | It’s supposed to relieve stress. | 1.2692 | 0.04606 | 130 | 100 | 25 | 5 |
2244 | I thought it was a fad, too, but acupuncture changed my life. | 1.2692 | 0.04606 | 130 | 100 | 25 | 5 |
2245 | Please, please, can I keep them? | 1.2692 | 0.04979 | 130 | 103 | 19 | 8 |
2246 | Where'd we put that oxpecker bird? | 1.2692 | 0.04734 | 130 | 101 | 23 | 6 |
2247 | I haven't been poked this much since our wedding night. | 1.2672 | 0.04702 | 131 | 102 | 23 | 6 |
2248 | I figure we wait for them to die and degrade then use their tiny bodies as fuel" | 1.2656 | 0.04221 | 128 | 96 | 30 | 2 |
2249 | Does magic for my tusk pain | 1.2656 | 0.04896 | 128 | 101 | 20 | 7 |
2250 | And you're complaining about fleas | 1.2656 | 0.04221 | 128 | 96 | 30 | 2 |
2251 | Climate change? I don't see the connection. | 1.2656 | 0.04638 | 128 | 99 | 24 | 5 |
2252 | They're Wooly Bullies Sam. | 1.2656 | 0.04638 | 128 | 99 | 24 | 5 |
2253 | Don't worry- the doctor says they aren't contagious | 1.2656 | 0.04638 | 128 | 99 | 24 | 5 |
2254 | Do you charge them separately or as a group? | 1.2656 | 0.04503 | 128 | 98 | 26 | 4 |
2255 | They call themselves "Democrats",or something. If they ever unite, they could be a problem | 1.2656 | 0.04769 | 128 | 100 | 22 | 6 |
2256 | ‘They tickle a bit, but haven’t been too much trouble.’ | 1.2656 | 0.04503 | 128 | 98 | 26 | 4 |
2257 | The Cro Magnon repellant isn't working. | 1.2656 | 0.04769 | 128 | 100 | 22 | 6 |
2258 | They haven’t invented language, yet, so they don’t quite grasp that there’s a very good reason we’re called mammoths. | 1.2656 | 0.04769 | 128 | 100 | 22 | 6 |
2259 | You're just jealous because you don't have your own tick patrol keeping you clean. | 1.2656 | 0.04769 | 128 | 100 | 22 | 6 |
2260 | They can't jump well but I wouldn't get to close. | 1.2656 | 0.04638 | 128 | 99 | 24 | 5 |
2261 | What a bunch of Neandrathals. | 1.2656 | 0.04365 | 128 | 97 | 28 | 3 |
2262 | I'm trying acupuncture. | 1.2656 | 0.04769 | 128 | 100 | 22 | 6 |
2263 | So apparently the new neighbors are runter-gatherers. | 1.2656 | 0.04769 | 128 | 100 | 22 | 6 |
2264 | Love acupuncture day | 1.2656 | 0.04638 | 128 | 99 | 24 | 5 |
2265 | They're my acupuncturist team. | 1.2656 | 0.04365 | 128 | 97 | 28 | 3 |
2266 | Try a fine tooth comb.” | 1.2656 | 0.04769 | 128 | 100 | 22 | 6 |
2267 | They're mostly a nuisance, but they really get in the way when I'm on a date. | 1.2656 | 0.04896 | 128 | 101 | 20 | 7 |
2268 | I just have this sinking feeling that the world is out to get me | 1.2656 | 0.04503 | 128 | 98 | 26 | 4 |
2269 | Be careful - they multiply and spread like lice. | 1.2656 | 0.04503 | 128 | 100 | 23 | 5 |
2270 | I believe they call it Accupuncture | 1.2656 | 0.04638 | 128 | 102 | 20 | 6 |
2271 | The doc swears it'll help with my back pain. | 1.2656 | 0.04769 | 128 | 100 | 22 | 6 |
2272 | Suddenly extinction doesn't seem so bad. | 1.2656 | 0.04365 | 128 | 97 | 28 | 3 |
2273 | Acupuncture is awesome. | 1.2656 | 0.05020 | 128 | 102 | 18 | 8 |
2274 | Sure they itch a bit, but they rinse right off. | 1.2656 | 0.04221 | 128 | 96 | 30 | 2 |
2275 | You know those pedicures that use little fish to nibble on your feet? Well, this is the massage version of that. | 1.2656 | 0.04638 | 128 | 99 | 24 | 5 |
2276 | I need a new human collar. | 1.2656 | 0.04638 | 128 | 99 | 24 | 5 |
2277 | My pachydermatologist recommended them. | 1.2656 | 0.04503 | 128 | 98 | 26 | 4 |
2278 | I don’t know, this whole acupuncture thing is a little too new-age for my tastes. | 1.2656 | 0.04769 | 128 | 100 | 22 | 6 |
2279 | Just because I picked up men does mean I have been with anyone else. | 1.2656 | 0.04769 | 128 | 100 | 22 | 6 |
2280 | It's not the work, but the people that really bug me. | 1.2656 | 0.04365 | 128 | 97 | 28 | 3 |
2281 | I wouldn't mind so much if they'd just get along with each other | 1.2656 | 0.04896 | 128 | 101 | 20 | 7 |
2282 | They are much more effective than a flea and tick spray. | 1.2656 | 0.04896 | 128 | 101 | 20 | 7 |
2283 | It will only get worse as this place gets warmer. | 1.2656 | 0.04503 | 128 | 98 | 26 | 4 |
2284 | Yeah....heigh ho, heigh ho, my ass! | 1.2656 | 0.04769 | 128 | 100 | 22 | 6 |
2285 | What should I tip them? | 1.2656 | 0.04638 | 128 | 99 | 24 | 5 |
2286 | Ha. Bet they didn’t think that whole Jurassic Park cloning thing would end up like this... | 1.2656 | 0.04503 | 128 | 98 | 26 | 4 |
2287 | I'll need your help getting the toothpicks into the hors d' oeuvres. | 1.2656 | 0.05020 | 128 | 102 | 18 | 8 |
2288 | I’ve been pain free the entire way home. They call it alternative medicine. | 1.2656 | 0.04638 | 128 | 99 | 24 | 5 |
2289 | That bug spray you got me doesn’t work | 1.2656 | 0.05020 | 128 | 102 | 18 | 8 |
2290 | They take care of those big fleas | 1.2656 | 0.04769 | 128 | 100 | 22 | 6 |
2291 | Bad hair day. | 1.2656 | 0.05020 | 128 | 102 | 18 | 8 |
2292 | Sometimes it pinches a little but they've done wonders for my sciatica. | 1.2656 | 0.04503 | 128 | 98 | 26 | 4 |
2293 | I know, I promised not to bring work home. | 1.2656 | 0.04503 | 128 | 98 | 26 | 4 |
2294 | I can feel my back again | 1.2656 | 0.04221 | 128 | 96 | 30 | 2 |
2295 | Yeah, the pachydermatologist recommended I try the Human Conditioner | 1.2656 | 0.04503 | 128 | 98 | 26 | 4 |
2296 | They say it'll help restore my qi. | 1.2656 | 0.04503 | 128 | 98 | 26 | 4 |
2297 | You say try Head & Shoulders? | 1.2656 | 0.04769 | 128 | 100 | 22 | 6 |
2298 | I had to take the Bering Land Bridge. | 1.2656 | 0.04769 | 128 | 100 | 22 | 6 |
2299 | You simply should try this Neanderthal acupuncture; it simply is spin-tingling! | 1.2656 | 0.04896 | 128 | 101 | 20 | 7 |
2300 | Boy, the bugs are really biting this morning. | 1.2656 | 0.04503 | 128 | 98 | 26 | 4 |
2301 | I wish there was a collar for this. | 1.2656 | 0.04638 | 128 | 99 | 24 | 5 |
2302 | I carry my emotions. | 1.2656 | 0.04638 | 128 | 99 | 24 | 5 |
2303 | Between you and me, I'm just acting like it hurts. Common courtesy, you know? Give em a little ego boost. | 1.2656 | 0.04638 | 128 | 99 | 24 | 5 |
2304 | You know,you're absolutely right. I can hardly feel the acupuncture spears at all! | 1.2656 | 0.04638 | 128 | 99 | 24 | 5 |
2305 | No, No. Nothing so mundane! I got this when I attended a conference in Berkeley and ran smack into a Pro-Trump ``Proud Boys'' rally. | 1.2656 | 0.05141 | 128 | 103 | 16 | 9 |
2306 | It's a new Chinese treatment for toothaches. | 1.2656 | 0.04638 | 128 | 99 | 24 | 5 |
2307 | I hate to bring work home. | 1.2656 | 0.04365 | 128 | 97 | 28 | 3 |
2308 | I can’t take this anymore. I’m going out for a tar bath. | 1.2656 | 0.04503 | 128 | 98 | 26 | 4 |
2309 | You didn't catch them from me... | 1.2636 | 0.04862 | 129 | 102 | 20 | 7 |
2310 | He gave me a special shampoo but I think I’ll just shave and be done with it. | 1.2619 | 0.04805 | 126 | 99 | 21 | 6 |
2311 | It's always nice to get your back scratched. | 1.2619 | 0.04805 | 126 | 99 | 21 | 6 |
2312 | They're my nitpickers. | 1.2619 | 0.04390 | 126 | 96 | 27 | 3 |
2313 | I hope this acupuncture works. | 1.2619 | 0.04243 | 126 | 95 | 29 | 2 |
2314 | Honey, in what drawer do we keep the Raid Human Spray? | 1.2619 | 0.04243 | 126 | 95 | 29 | 2 |
2315 | This acupuncture is really helping my back. | 1.2619 | 0.05062 | 126 | 101 | 17 | 8 |
2316 | It's a good thing they're not the size of monkeys. | 1.2619 | 0.04671 | 126 | 98 | 23 | 5 |
2317 | I knew mobile acupuncture was a bad idea | 1.2619 | 0.04671 | 126 | 98 | 23 | 5 |
2318 | The enlightened frugivores now want to eat prey, love. | 1.2619 | 0.04390 | 126 | 96 | 27 | 3 |
2319 | Oh, them? They're no problem at all. In fact, they keep my coat clean and woolly. | 1.2619 | 0.04671 | 126 | 98 | 23 | 5 |
2320 | Check out my new back scratcher. | 1.2619 | 0.04805 | 126 | 99 | 21 | 6 |
2321 | You really need to be careful where you sleep. | 1.2619 | 0.04390 | 126 | 96 | 27 | 3 |
2322 | Bed humans again! Time to fumigate. | 1.2619 | 0.04533 | 126 | 97 | 25 | 4 |
2323 | Easiest hunting expedition ever. | 1.2619 | 0.04533 | 126 | 97 | 25 | 4 |
2324 | My doctor recommended some acupuncture to relieve my back pain. | 1.2619 | 0.04533 | 126 | 97 | 25 | 4 |
2325 | No, they just like lice. | 1.2619 | 0.04671 | 126 | 98 | 23 | 5 |
2326 | You have to try this latest homeopathic massage and acupuncture technique, so relaxing. | 1.2619 | 0.04805 | 126 | 99 | 21 | 6 |
2327 | The itching won't stop but I checked my bed and can't find a thing! | 1.2619 | 0.04671 | 126 | 98 | 23 | 5 |
2328 | My doctor calls it "alternative." | 1.2619 | 0.04533 | 126 | 97 | 25 | 4 |
2329 | Word in the herd is if humans don't get you global warming will. | 1.2619 | 0.04671 | 126 | 98 | 23 | 5 |
2330 | May I borrow a comb? | 1.2619 | 0.04243 | 126 | 95 | 29 | 2 |
2331 | Is acupuncture really beneficial? | 1.2619 | 0.04671 | 126 | 98 | 23 | 5 |
2332 | Hey, could you scratch my back? Another tiny spear infestation. | 1.2619 | 0.04533 | 126 | 97 | 25 | 4 |
2333 | I don’t know...some new thing called ‘Acupuncture’. | 1.2619 | 0.04805 | 126 | 99 | 21 | 6 |
2334 | They say it's better than a deep tissue massage. | 1.2619 | 0.04533 | 126 | 97 | 25 | 4 |
2335 | The lady at the Macy's beauty counter swears these are the latest hair accessory coming out of Paris. | 1.2619 | 0.04243 | 126 | 95 | 29 | 2 |
2336 | If I had known I'd have guests, I would've conditioned. | 1.2619 | 0.04805 | 126 | 99 | 21 | 6 |
2337 | Thanks for the Acupuncture tip. Definitely helps with blood circulation. | 1.2619 | 0.04533 | 126 | 97 | 25 | 4 |
2338 | Please can we keep them? they wont evolve | 1.2619 | 0.04671 | 126 | 98 | 23 | 5 |
2339 | O for a comb! | 1.2619 | 0.04671 | 126 | 98 | 23 | 5 |
2340 | Manhood for them, acupuncture for me. | 1.2619 | 0.04935 | 126 | 100 | 19 | 7 |
2341 | Yeah, and they itch too. | 1.2619 | 0.04935 | 126 | 100 | 19 | 7 |
2342 | These acupuncturists are total Neanderthals. One star! | 1.2619 | 0.04671 | 126 | 98 | 23 | 5 |
2343 | Got any Quell? | 1.2619 | 0.04935 | 126 | 100 | 19 | 7 |
2344 | It's a lot cheaper than acupuncture, I'll tell you that! | 1.2619 | 0.04671 | 126 | 98 | 23 | 5 |
2345 | I just auditioned for a "back pain" commercial. | 1.2619 | 0.04671 | 126 | 98 | 23 | 5 |
2346 | I told them to get down of my back and they replied 'but you're not a duck' | 1.2619 | 0.05186 | 126 | 102 | 15 | 9 |
2347 | You got to try it. It's the best cure for fleas ever. | 1.2619 | 0.05062 | 126 | 101 | 17 | 8 |
2348 | You can’t even go out for a walk anymore. | 1.2619 | 0.04533 | 126 | 97 | 25 | 4 |
2349 | They love to dance and it feels so good! | 1.2619 | 0.04533 | 126 | 97 | 25 | 4 |
2350 | Better watch out; it might be contagious. | 1.2619 | 0.04533 | 126 | 97 | 25 | 4 |
2351 | They’re cute little guys, but they’ll probably be extinct in about a hundred years. | 1.2619 | 0.04533 | 126 | 97 | 25 | 4 |
2352 | Almost found the spot....just scratch a little higher. | 1.2619 | 0.04533 | 126 | 97 | 25 | 4 |
2353 | Parasites. And they itch like crazy! | 1.2619 | 0.04390 | 126 | 96 | 27 | 3 |
2354 | I swear it’s not contagious | 1.2619 | 0.04390 | 126 | 96 | 27 | 3 |
2355 | Couldn't sleep--my back's been killing me all night. | 1.2619 | 0.04671 | 126 | 98 | 23 | 5 |
2356 | They needed a sanctuary and a purpose. | 1.2619 | 0.04805 | 126 | 99 | 21 | 6 |
2357 | I'm not sure community acupuncture is worth the lower price. | 1.2619 | 0.04671 | 126 | 98 | 23 | 5 |
2358 | There’re new immigrants and they do a super back massage! | 1.2619 | 0.04805 | 126 | 99 | 21 | 6 |
2359 | When they're exhausted fighting over who gets the tusks, I'll just eat them." | 1.2619 | 0.04243 | 126 | 95 | 29 | 2 |
2360 | It's called acupuncture. I'm hoping it helps with my migraines. | 1.2619 | 0.04533 | 126 | 97 | 25 | 4 |
2361 | I'll start to get concerned when they develop language. | 1.2619 | 0.04935 | 126 | 100 | 19 | 7 |
2362 | They scratch the itch pretty well. You should try them. | 1.2619 | 0.04805 | 126 | 99 | 21 | 6 |
2363 | That caveman repellent obviously doesn’t work. | 1.2619 | 0.04390 | 126 | 96 | 27 | 3 |
2364 | They make good back scratchers. | 1.2619 | 0.04935 | 126 | 100 | 19 | 7 |
2365 | Not fleas, more like mosquitoes! | 1.2619 | 0.04533 | 126 | 97 | 25 | 4 |
2366 | I think it's Titus Andronicus. | 1.2619 | 0.04935 | 126 | 100 | 19 | 7 |
2367 | You really should try massage, Janice. It's so relaxing. | 1.2619 | 0.04671 | 126 | 98 | 23 | 5 |
2368 | I've found my calling as a creation myth. | 1.2619 | 0.04805 | 126 | 99 | 21 | 6 |
2369 | Do you like my manscaping? | 1.2619 | 0.04935 | 126 | 100 | 19 | 7 |
2370 | The itches are wonderfully scratched. | 1.2619 | 0.04243 | 126 | 95 | 29 | 2 |
2371 | If it start to tickle too much, I'll just roll over. | 1.2619 | 0.04671 | 126 | 98 | 23 | 5 |
2372 | Definitely more annoying than lice and ticks... | 1.2619 | 0.04533 | 126 | 97 | 25 | 4 |
2373 | Well, I think it is better than fleas, but what do I know? | 1.2619 | 0.04390 | 126 | 96 | 27 | 3 |
2374 | It's exhausting having so many followers. | 1.2619 | 0.04533 | 126 | 97 | 25 | 4 |
2375 | It’s cheaper than a massage. | 1.2619 | 0.04533 | 126 | 97 | 25 | 4 |
2376 | Better than a flea collar!! | 1.2619 | 0.04671 | 126 | 98 | 23 | 5 |
2377 | Next week you be the rideodon. | 1.2619 | 0.04390 | 126 | 98 | 24 | 4 |
2378 | I'm beginning to suspect this isn't just dandruff... | 1.2619 | 0.04805 | 126 | 99 | 21 | 6 |
2379 | I hate to bring up the elephant in the room, but it feels like a #metoo movement taking place on my back- I guess I will keep my trunk to myself! | 1.2619 | 0.04935 | 126 | 100 | 19 | 7 |
2380 | It's called acupuncture. Try it! | 1.2619 | 0.05062 | 126 | 101 | 17 | 8 |
2381 | Now you can you stop nitpicking me? | 1.2619 | 0.04671 | 126 | 98 | 23 | 5 |
2382 | My wife said I should get some small picks for the cheese platter. | 1.2619 | 0.05062 | 126 | 101 | 17 | 8 |
2383 | No, they're not trained in acupuncture per se. | 1.2619 | 0.04533 | 126 | 97 | 25 | 4 |
2384 | I call it Neanderpuncture; it does wonders for my sciatica! | 1.2619 | 0.04935 | 126 | 100 | 19 | 7 |
2385 | They're little pricks, but they're tasty to snack on. | 1.2619 | 0.04935 | 126 | 100 | 19 | 7 |
2386 | a little to the right and down, please | 1.2619 | 0.04533 | 126 | 97 | 25 | 4 |
2387 | I knew I should not have shared your hairbrush. | 1.2619 | 0.05186 | 126 | 102 | 14 | 8 |
2388 | For them, lice is a delicacy. | 1.2619 | 0.04671 | 126 | 98 | 23 | 5 |
2389 | Man is so egotistical, they make a weapon and believe they are the rulers wherever they roam! | 1.2619 | 0.04390 | 126 | 98 | 24 | 4 |
2390 | What worries me most is Lyme Disease. | 1.2619 | 0.04390 | 126 | 96 | 27 | 3 |
2391 | Just some guys I met at the pub. | 1.2619 | 0.04533 | 126 | 97 | 25 | 4 |
2392 | It's something I picked up on my last trip to the East. | 1.2619 | 0.04805 | 126 | 99 | 21 | 6 |
2393 | Where's the caveman repellent spray? | 1.2619 | 0.04805 | 126 | 99 | 21 | 6 |
2394 | Ever since Trump ended their military exercises, they don’t know what to do with themselves. | 1.2619 | 0.04243 | 126 | 97 | 26 | 3 |
2395 | Can I borrow your brush? | 1.2619 | 0.04671 | 126 | 98 | 23 | 5 |
2396 | Sometimes, it takes more than a village. | 1.2619 | 0.04805 | 126 | 99 | 21 | 6 |
2397 | Don’t they know my coat is blood and gore-Tex? | 1.2619 | 0.04533 | 126 | 97 | 25 | 4 |
2398 | They are great. Keep away the flees! | 1.2619 | 0.04390 | 126 | 96 | 27 | 3 |
2399 | I’ll be glad when this species dies out. | 1.2619 | 0.04805 | 126 | 99 | 21 | 6 |
2400 | Yes, acupuncture is expensive, but I'm worth it. | 1.2619 | 0.04533 | 126 | 97 | 25 | 4 |
2401 | There are more of them than there are of us | 1.2619 | 0.04533 | 126 | 97 | 25 | 4 |
2402 | Don’t worry, they have a special shampoo for this | 1.2619 | 0.04671 | 126 | 98 | 23 | 5 |
2403 | Don't come too close I'm infected with a heptad. | 1.2619 | 0.04805 | 126 | 99 | 21 | 6 |
2404 | I tried the flea collar...they keep coming back! | 1.2619 | 0.05062 | 126 | 101 | 17 | 8 |
2405 | What happened to that scrimshaw back scratcher your mother gave us? | 1.2619 | 0.04671 | 126 | 98 | 23 | 5 |
2406 | I got them to scratch my back, but now how do I get rid of them? | 1.2619 | 0.05186 | 126 | 102 | 15 | 9 |
2407 | So this is death by a thousand pricks. | 1.2619 | 0.04671 | 126 | 98 | 23 | 5 |
2408 | They’re so cute when they get mad. | 1.2619 | 0.04091 | 126 | 94 | 31 | 1 |
2409 | Meet my new backscratchers. | 1.2619 | 0.04533 | 126 | 97 | 25 | 4 |
2410 | Take a look at what I brought back home from the trunk sale. | 1.2619 | 0.04533 | 126 | 97 | 25 | 4 |
2411 | Are these microfauna giving me a massage? | 1.2619 | 0.04671 | 126 | 98 | 23 | 5 |
2412 | These flies are out of contorl. | 1.2619 | 0.04671 | 126 | 98 | 23 | 5 |
2413 | The latest in flea control.. | 1.2619 | 0.04805 | 126 | 99 | 21 | 6 |
2414 | They’re calling it the new age of acupuncture. | 1.2619 | 0.04805 | 126 | 99 | 21 | 6 |
2415 | I called 1-800-BACKSCRATCH. | 1.2619 | 0.04533 | 126 | 100 | 21 | 5 |
2416 | You ever roll in the dirt, and get up more itchy than when you started? | 1.2619 | 0.04390 | 126 | 96 | 27 | 3 |
2417 | Sure they're parasites. But they give a great back scratch. | 1.2619 | 0.04671 | 126 | 98 | 23 | 5 |
2418 | it's good for hair growth, you ought to try it | 1.2619 | 0.04671 | 126 | 98 | 23 | 5 |
2419 | It's called acupuncture. I feel great! | 1.2619 | 0.04533 | 126 | 97 | 25 | 4 |
2420 | This new massage therapy is so relaxing. | 1.2619 | 0.04671 | 126 | 98 | 23 | 5 |
2421 | Pesky, yes, but doomed. | 1.2619 | 0.04671 | 126 | 98 | 23 | 5 |
2422 | Behold the seven chakras in a mammoth body. | 1.2619 | 0.04671 | 126 | 98 | 23 | 5 |
2423 | I'm afraid my back problem is evolving. | 1.2619 | 0.05062 | 126 | 101 | 17 | 8 |
2424 | Acupuncture isn't covered by my HMO. | 1.2619 | 0.04390 | 126 | 96 | 27 | 3 |
2425 | I just want these monkey's off my back. | 1.2619 | 0.04671 | 126 | 97 | 23 | 5 |
2426 | Apparently there's a collar available. | 1.2619 | 0.04390 | 126 | 96 | 27 | 3 |
2427 | Sometimes the natives are a little annoying | 1.2619 | 0.04390 | 126 | 96 | 27 | 3 |
2428 | It's supposed to stimulate hair growth. | 1.2602 | 0.04594 | 123 | 95 | 24 | 4 |
2429 | If you groom them off me I might not have a headache tonight... | 1.2602 | 0.04737 | 123 | 96 | 22 | 5 |
2430 | 9 out of 10 Walrus’ recommended this form of acupuncture | 1.2602 | 0.04594 | 123 | 95 | 24 | 4 |
2431 | Our health plan only covers acupuncture, but I'm sure we'll be fine. | 1.2602 | 0.04447 | 123 | 94 | 26 | 3 |
2432 | The wheel massages are kind of nice, but I could do without the nightly bon fires. | 1.2602 | 0.04737 | 123 | 96 | 22 | 5 |
2433 | Explain 'law of attraction' to me again... | 1.2602 | 0.05011 | 123 | 98 | 18 | 7 |
2434 | Do you have man powder ? | 1.2602 | 0.05011 | 123 | 98 | 18 | 7 |
2435 | I'm thinking it's just a bad case of dandruff | 1.2602 | 0.04737 | 123 | 96 | 22 | 5 |
2436 | Think anyone will notice I haven't shampooed for a month. | 1.2602 | 0.04594 | 123 | 95 | 24 | 4 |
2437 | They're doing wonders for my chronic fatigue syndrome. | 1.2602 | 0.05011 | 123 | 98 | 18 | 7 |
2438 | Sure they're a little itchy, but it is not like they will kill us all. | 1.2602 | 0.05142 | 123 | 99 | 16 | 8 |
2439 | I´m getting too old for these stag do´s | 1.2602 | 0.04737 | 123 | 96 | 22 | 5 |
2440 | The smart money is on the Ice Age killing us off before these guys do. | 1.2602 | 0.04594 | 123 | 95 | 24 | 4 |
2441 | It doesn't look like this is going to clear up any time soon... | 1.2602 | 0.04594 | 123 | 95 | 24 | 4 |
2442 | The doctor says it's a virus and won't last more than a few days. | 1.2602 | 0.04737 | 123 | 96 | 22 | 5 |
2443 | If I don't find a cure for this dandruff, I'm going to go extinct. | 1.2602 | 0.04136 | 123 | 92 | 30 | 1 |
2444 | I forget. | 1.2602 | 0.04737 | 123 | 96 | 22 | 5 |
2445 | I'm one good jump away from being a cave painter. | 1.2602 | 0.05011 | 123 | 98 | 18 | 7 |
2446 | I hope they’re gone before they do the census. | 1.2602 | 0.04594 | 123 | 95 | 24 | 4 |
2447 | It's the bickering that really drives you nuts. | 1.2602 | 0.04737 | 123 | 96 | 22 | 5 |
2448 | I think there’s a special shampoo that will kill them off. | 1.2602 | 0.04594 | 123 | 95 | 24 | 4 |
2449 | We should be anxious about these little guys? I'm telling you, all this talk of extinction is Fake News! | 1.2602 | 0.04876 | 123 | 97 | 20 | 6 |
2450 | Cleaning my rug. | 1.2602 | 0.05011 | 123 | 98 | 18 | 7 |
2451 | So I said, Lillipu-whats? | 1.2602 | 0.04876 | 123 | 97 | 20 | 6 |
2452 | How was your day, dear? | 1.2602 | 0.05011 | 123 | 98 | 18 | 7 |
2453 | These little critters will be the death of me yet! | 1.2602 | 0.04594 | 123 | 95 | 24 | 4 |
2454 | Rhinos have it easy. | 1.2602 | 0.04447 | 123 | 94 | 26 | 3 |
2455 | These guys really stink! | 1.2602 | 0.04737 | 123 | 96 | 22 | 5 |
2456 | I hate the prickly heat. | 1.2602 | 0.04136 | 123 | 92 | 30 | 1 |
2457 | I know they are Lilliputians, I just forget what they want | 1.2602 | 0.04876 | 123 | 97 | 20 | 6 |
2458 | Why exterminate? I'll just let them kill each other. | 1.2602 | 0.04294 | 123 | 93 | 28 | 2 |
2459 | Do you have any disinfectant? | 1.2602 | 0.04737 | 123 | 96 | 22 | 5 |
2460 | We don’t have a vaccine yet? | 1.2602 | 0.04737 | 123 | 96 | 22 | 5 |
2461 | They call it “acupuncture”. I call it painful. | 1.2602 | 0.04594 | 123 | 95 | 24 | 4 |
2462 | We may have a mild case of global extinction. | 1.2602 | 0.04737 | 123 | 96 | 22 | 5 |
2463 | I just got back from Flores. | 1.2602 | 0.04594 | 123 | 97 | 21 | 5 |
2464 | I guess they don't want any more sequels about us. | 1.2602 | 0.04737 | 123 | 96 | 22 | 5 |
2465 | Do you have any anti-itch powder? | 1.2602 | 0.04594 | 123 | 95 | 24 | 4 |
2466 | At least they quit graffiti | 1.2602 | 0.04737 | 123 | 96 | 22 | 5 |
2467 | I feel sorry for them -- behaving like that, they're likely to go extinct. | 1.2602 | 0.05011 | 123 | 98 | 18 | 7 |
2468 | It's a symbiotic relationship: they eat my fleas, I eat them. | 1.2602 | 0.04876 | 123 | 97 | 20 | 6 |
2469 | I'm letting them have their moment. | 1.2602 | 0.05142 | 123 | 99 | 16 | 8 |
2470 | They’re great at keeping the flies away. | 1.2602 | 0.04737 | 123 | 96 | 22 | 5 |
2471 | So gross! And they say these things would survive an ice age! | 1.2602 | 0.04737 | 123 | 96 | 22 | 5 |
2472 | I stopped using Roundup because I heard it was carcinogenic. | 1.2602 | 0.04594 | 123 | 97 | 21 | 5 |
2473 | I could crush them,but I'm curious to see how they'll draw this scene. | 1.2602 | 0.04737 | 123 | 96 | 22 | 5 |
2474 | Masto-dON/Masto-dOFF. It my second job. | 1.2602 | 0.05142 | 123 | 99 | 16 | 8 |
2475 | Sciatica. | 1.2602 | 0.05011 | 123 | 98 | 18 | 7 |
2476 | Do you have any bug spray? | 1.2602 | 0.04294 | 123 | 93 | 28 | 2 |
2477 | Don’t worry, they’ll die out. Hell, they don’t even think this is an Ice Age! | 1.2602 | 0.04594 | 123 | 95 | 24 | 4 |
2478 | Do I have any flies on my back? | 1.2602 | 0.05011 | 123 | 98 | 18 | 7 |
2479 | They're calling it the paleo diet. | 1.2602 | 0.04737 | 123 | 96 | 22 | 5 |
2480 | It's called colonialism, Jerry. | 1.2602 | 0.05142 | 123 | 99 | 16 | 8 |
2481 | Will they ever learn. Not likely. Short memory. | 1.2602 | 0.04447 | 123 | 94 | 26 | 3 |
2482 | We're having neanderthal for dinner again tonight. | 1.2602 | 0.04737 | 123 | 96 | 22 | 5 |
2483 | I know your feelings on alternative medicines but with my back the way it is I'm willing to try anything. | 1.2602 | 0.04594 | 123 | 95 | 24 | 4 |
2484 | I rent the space to them once a week at market price. Costs extra if they want me to jump up and down. | 1.2602 | 0.04876 | 123 | 97 | 20 | 6 |
2485 | Acupuncture has made me feel like a new mammoth! | 1.2602 | 0.04876 | 123 | 97 | 20 | 6 |
2486 | It's raining hairless primates out there. | 1.2602 | 0.05142 | 123 | 99 | 16 | 8 |
2487 | This early mandruff is killing me. | 1.2602 | 0.04737 | 123 | 96 | 22 | 5 |
2488 | Standing on the shoulders of giants just doesn't work with these jerks ! | 1.2602 | 0.04294 | 123 | 93 | 28 | 2 |
2489 | I brought dessert | 1.2602 | 0.04876 | 123 | 97 | 20 | 6 |
2490 | I've got humans - they're worse than fleas. | 1.2602 | 0.04447 | 123 | 94 | 26 | 3 |
2491 | Sweep them off with your trunk, then we'll step on them. | 1.2602 | 0.04737 | 123 | 96 | 22 | 5 |
2492 | Don't worry, they'll die off soon. | 1.2602 | 0.05142 | 123 | 99 | 16 | 8 |
2493 | You mean the fleas evolved? | 1.2602 | 0.05395 | 123 | 101 | 12 | 10 |
2494 | Could you check me for ticks? | 1.2602 | 0.04594 | 123 | 95 | 24 | 4 |
2495 | I should have waited for the sun to go down, the bipeds are bad out there. | 1.2602 | 0.05011 | 123 | 98 | 18 | 7 |
2496 | They make me appreciate fleas. | 1.2602 | 0.04294 | 123 | 93 | 28 | 2 |
2497 | It's okay, actually. They eat the bugs. | 1.2602 | 0.04594 | 123 | 95 | 24 | 4 |
2498 | It’s like a stabbing pain in my back that just won’t go away. | 1.2602 | 0.04876 | 123 | 97 | 20 | 6 |
2499 | Look who's coming to dinner. | 1.2602 | 0.04594 | 123 | 95 | 24 | 4 |
2500 | I tell you Steve, I've just got that itch that global warming is coming. | 1.2602 | 0.04447 | 123 | 93 | 26 | 3 |
2501 | You get used to them after a while. | 1.2602 | 0.04447 | 123 | 94 | 26 | 3 |
2502 | Big mistake, but their lease is up next week | 1.2602 | 0.04447 | 123 | 94 | 26 | 3 |
2503 | Ugh, it's so human out today. | 1.2602 | 0.05270 | 123 | 100 | 14 | 9 |
2504 | 'My Homo-Dandruffus is acting up again.' | 1.2602 | 0.04594 | 123 | 95 | 24 | 4 |
2505 | I need a new conditioner. | 1.2602 | 0.04447 | 123 | 94 | 26 | 3 |
2506 | Flea hunters. | 1.2602 | 0.04594 | 123 | 95 | 24 | 4 |
2507 | Now the fleas are evolving. | 1.2602 | 0.04594 | 123 | 95 | 24 | 4 |
2508 | These idiots will eat anything. | 1.2602 | 0.04737 | 123 | 96 | 22 | 5 |
2509 | Sticks and stones may break my bones, but hordes will never hurt me. | 1.2602 | 0.04876 | 123 | 97 | 20 | 6 |
2510 | Mastadon't | 1.2602 | 0.04594 | 123 | 95 | 24 | 4 |
2511 | Hair plugs. I'm losing my woolly... | 1.2602 | 0.05011 | 123 | 98 | 18 | 7 |
2512 | We have a largely symbiotic relationship. | 1.2602 | 0.04594 | 123 | 95 | 24 | 4 |
2513 | The seem harmless enough | 1.2602 | 0.04876 | 123 | 97 | 20 | 6 |
2514 | They kinda tickle. | 1.2602 | 0.04594 | 123 | 95 | 24 | 4 |
2515 | You should try this deep tissue massage. | 1.2602 | 0.04737 | 123 | 96 | 22 | 5 |
2516 | They help keep the tickosaurs under control. | 1.2602 | 0.04594 | 123 | 95 | 24 | 4 |
2517 | Unsightly , I know—but it’s so much cheaper than acupuncture! | 1.2602 | 0.04594 | 123 | 95 | 24 | 4 |
2518 | I know it's controversial, but it does seem to ease some lower back pain. | 1.2602 | 0.04876 | 123 | 97 | 20 | 6 |
2519 | They think I'm a glacier. | 1.2602 | 0.04737 | 123 | 96 | 22 | 5 |
2520 | Quick, Henry, the Flit! | 1.2602 | 0.04737 | 123 | 96 | 22 | 5 |
2521 | Such is inequality. | 1.2602 | 0.04594 | 123 | 95 | 24 | 4 |
2522 | A pack of Pomeranians could take me down, but not these guys. | 1.2602 | 0.04447 | 123 | 94 | 26 | 3 |
2523 | My hairdresser calls it “the cutting edge.” | 1.2602 | 0.04737 | 123 | 96 | 22 | 5 |
2524 | They're much better than a loofah... | 1.2602 | 0.04737 | 123 | 96 | 22 | 5 |
2525 | Trust me, they won't survive. Look how small they are. | 1.2602 | 0.04447 | 123 | 94 | 26 | 3 |
2526 | These new neighbors are a real pain in the ass. | 1.2602 | 0.04447 | 123 | 94 | 26 | 3 |
2527 | I think they are trying to communicate. | 1.2602 | 0.04737 | 123 | 96 | 22 | 5 |
2528 | My shoulder feels better already I think I'll skip the cupping this time. | 1.2602 | 0.04294 | 123 | 93 | 28 | 2 |
2529 | HURRY UP MEN, HE'S MAKING EYES AT HER! | 1.2602 | 0.04737 | 123 | 96 | 22 | 5 |
2530 | Liberals, amirite? | 1.2602 | 0.04294 | 123 | 93 | 28 | 2 |
2531 | Gulliver's got nothing on me! | 1.2602 | 0.04876 | 123 | 97 | 20 | 6 |
2532 | Research shows they evolved from ticks. Same MO. | 1.2602 | 0.04876 | 123 | 97 | 20 | 6 |
2533 | No, not cute, they want our ivory | 1.2602 | 0.04447 | 123 | 94 | 26 | 3 |
2534 | There is no way that by ignoring a small problem it will grow and eventually threaten the future habitability of a species. | 1.2602 | 0.05011 | 123 | 98 | 18 | 7 |
2535 | They don't live very long, so I just wait for them to die and drop off. | 1.2602 | 0.04737 | 123 | 96 | 22 | 5 |
2536 | They’re too small to bother us, so what’s the harm in leaving them alone? | 1.2602 | 0.05011 | 123 | 98 | 18 | 7 |
2537 | Is it kicking in for you yet? | 1.2602 | 0.04737 | 123 | 96 | 22 | 5 |
2538 | The doctor gave me some lotion. | 1.2602 | 0.04737 | 123 | 98 | 19 | 6 |
2539 | It gets annoying but it’s not like they’ll do any real harm. | 1.2602 | 0.04594 | 123 | 95 | 24 | 4 |
2540 | My bed was infested with them | 1.2602 | 0.04594 | 123 | 95 | 24 | 4 |
2541 | I'm a pacifist. Could you take some of these guys? | 1.2602 | 0.05011 | 123 | 98 | 18 | 7 |
2542 | They’re raving about the view! | 1.2602 | 0.04737 | 123 | 96 | 22 | 5 |
2543 | Ted, have you thought about your future? A future fueled by the power of carbon? | 1.2602 | 0.04594 | 123 | 95 | 24 | 4 |
2544 | We can roam just as soon as I get these guys out my hair. | 1.2602 | 0.04876 | 123 | 97 | 20 | 6 |
2545 | They call it cromagno-dermabrasion. | 1.2602 | 0.04876 | 123 | 97 | 20 | 6 |
2546 | How can you just sit there? I am Democracy and I'm under attack. | 1.2602 | 0.04876 | 123 | 97 | 20 | 6 |
2547 | Insects haven't been invented yet. | 1.2602 | 0.04594 | 123 | 95 | 24 | 4 |
2548 | Have you seen my toy Neanderthals? | 1.2602 | 0.04447 | 123 | 94 | 26 | 3 |
2549 | The school nurse said you need to buy me a special shampoo. | 1.2602 | 0.04447 | 123 | 94 | 26 | 3 |
2550 | Party's moving to my cave. Boogie Down!! | 1.2602 | 0.04447 | 123 | 94 | 26 | 3 |
2551 | They’re kind of itchy. | 1.2602 | 0.04447 | 123 | 94 | 26 | 3 |
2552 | Do you have any dandruff shampoo I can use? | 1.2602 | 0.04737 | 123 | 96 | 22 | 5 |
2553 | The alternative was a man-sized duck. | 1.2602 | 0.05011 | 123 | 98 | 18 | 7 |
2554 | These damn hunters are going to drive me to extinction! | 1.2602 | 0.04594 | 123 | 95 | 24 | 4 |
2555 | Medicare is paying for treatment | 1.2602 | 0.04876 | 123 | 97 | 20 | 6 |
2556 | This dandruff is making me terribly itchy! | 1.2602 | 0.04876 | 123 | 97 | 20 | 6 |
2557 | They thought they would fight better in the shade. | 1.2602 | 0.04876 | 123 | 97 | 20 | 6 |
2558 | Visit www.urgentcareforliceremoval.com | 1.2602 | 0.04876 | 123 | 97 | 20 | 6 |
2559 | They say they are going to evolve and one day become the dominant species on earth. | 1.2602 | 0.04876 | 123 | 97 | 20 | 6 |
2560 | It is a win-win situation Larry! An amazing acupuncture for my arthritis and a delicious midnight snack for later. | 1.2602 | 0.04594 | 123 | 95 | 24 | 4 |
2561 | I’m infested again! | 1.2602 | 0.04447 | 123 | 94 | 26 | 3 |
2562 | I brought company | 1.2602 | 0.04594 | 123 | 95 | 24 | 4 |
2563 | They followed me home …. Why can't I keep them? | 1.2602 | 0.04737 | 123 | 96 | 22 | 5 |
2564 | Hey Jerry? ... I think those insects are back. | 1.2602 | 0.04447 | 123 | 94 | 26 | 3 |
2565 | Let live, let others live! | 1.2602 | 0.04594 | 123 | 95 | 24 | 4 |
2566 | Don’t worry, they’re not cretaceous. | 1.2602 | 0.04737 | 123 | 96 | 22 | 5 |
2567 | I know they're parasites, but they tickle. | 1.2602 | 0.04737 | 123 | 96 | 22 | 5 |
2568 | Hey, do you have any more of that dandruff shampoo? | 1.2602 | 0.04876 | 123 | 97 | 20 | 6 |
2569 | Got any anti-mandruff shampoo? | 1.2602 | 0.04876 | 123 | 97 | 20 | 6 |
2570 | They're not so deplorable when you get to know them. | 1.2602 | 0.04876 | 123 | 97 | 20 | 6 |
2571 | Ask for the Mammoth Massage. It gets the knots out. | 1.2602 | 0.04594 | 123 | 95 | 24 | 4 |
2572 | I”m sorry Wooly, it appears you have head lice” | 1.2602 | 0.04737 | 123 | 96 | 22 | 5 |
2573 | It's a protection against poachers | 1.2602 | 0.04737 | 123 | 96 | 22 | 5 |
2574 | There on a search and destroy mission for fleas. | 1.2602 | 0.04594 | 123 | 97 | 21 | 5 |
2575 | Is there enough for a shish kabob lunch? | 1.2602 | 0.04737 | 123 | 96 | 22 | 5 |
2576 | Well it’s like they say, the best-laid plans of mammoths and men often go awry | 1.2602 | 0.04876 | 123 | 97 | 20 | 6 |
2577 | My primary care told me it's due to stress. | 1.2602 | 0.04737 | 123 | 96 | 22 | 5 |
2578 | Baby, scratch my back. | 1.2602 | 0.04876 | 123 | 97 | 20 | 6 |
2579 | We come in peace. | 1.2602 | 0.04447 | 123 | 94 | 26 | 3 |
2580 | Don't go outside - it's evolution again. | 1.2602 | 0.04876 | 123 | 97 | 20 | 6 |
2581 | This is SO not symbiotic. | 1.2602 | 0.04737 | 123 | 96 | 22 | 5 |
2582 | Yes, Edna, they’re low carb. | 1.2602 | 0.04737 | 123 | 96 | 22 | 5 |
2583 | Carpooling might help is keep this Ice Age around a bit longer. | 1.2602 | 0.04294 | 123 | 93 | 28 | 2 |
2584 | Found out what happened to old Charlie. | 1.2602 | 0.05142 | 123 | 99 | 16 | 8 |
2585 | Yes, they are a bit awkward on a date. | 1.2602 | 0.04294 | 123 | 93 | 28 | 2 |
2586 | This is what happens when there is an elephant in the arena. | 1.2602 | 0.04594 | 123 | 95 | 24 | 4 |
2587 | Where's Gulliver when we really need him | 1.2602 | 0.04737 | 123 | 96 | 22 | 5 |
2588 | Early prototype of the Trojan Horse | 1.2602 | 0.04876 | 123 | 97 | 20 | 6 |
2589 | I forgot the Neanderthal repellent. | 1.2602 | 0.05011 | 123 | 98 | 18 | 7 |
2590 | With my bad back, it's a LOT cheaper than acupuncture. | 1.2602 | 0.05011 | 123 | 98 | 18 | 7 |
2591 | They help me forget the ringing in my ears. | 1.2602 | 0.04737 | 123 | 96 | 22 | 5 |
2592 | I'm so sorry, honey. Just one calf came to school with them, and now the entire herd has them. | 1.2602 | 0.04876 | 123 | 97 | 20 | 6 |
2593 | To be honest, I don't get all the fuss about body piercing. | 1.2602 | 0.04737 | 123 | 95 | 22 | 5 |
2594 | They're nearly extinct, so I let them practice hunting. | 1.2602 | 0.04876 | 123 | 97 | 20 | 6 |
2595 | Global warming or just a nasty rash? | 1.2602 | 0.04594 | 123 | 95 | 24 | 4 |
2596 | You watch the little ones for a while, I took them out for a walk. | 1.2602 | 0.04737 | 123 | 96 | 22 | 5 |
2597 | Where do we keep the Lilliputian spray? | 1.2602 | 0.04294 | 123 | 93 | 28 | 2 |
2598 | It's your turn to give them a piggyback, I am going to extinct now. | 1.2602 | 0.04737 | 123 | 96 | 22 | 5 |
2599 | I've tried everything to quit smoking. | 1.2581 | 0.04974 | 124 | 99 | 18 | 7 |
2600 | Can you pick up some more Deet tomorrow, meanwhile you want to see a neat trick? | 1.2562 | 0.04625 | 121 | 94 | 23 | 4 |
2601 | Try as they may they can’t get rid of me. | 1.2562 | 0.04625 | 121 | 94 | 23 | 4 |
2602 | You don't like my model caveman collection then? | 1.2562 | 0.04625 | 121 | 94 | 23 | 4 |
2603 | I've got to get one of those repellent collars. | 1.2562 | 0.04625 | 121 | 94 | 23 | 4 |
2604 | Eventually they’ll give up and turn to agriculture. | 1.2562 | 0.04474 | 121 | 93 | 25 | 3 |
2605 | I don’t know, Doris. This acupuncture stuff seems a bit primitive. | 1.2562 | 0.04914 | 121 | 96 | 19 | 6 |
2606 | I see you lost your flea and Neanderthal collar again. | 1.2562 | 0.04474 | 121 | 93 | 25 | 3 |
2607 | Why sweat about it? They'll be extinct in no time. | 1.2562 | 0.04317 | 121 | 92 | 27 | 2 |
2608 | It's not the job, it's the commute. | 1.2562 | 0.04771 | 121 | 95 | 21 | 5 |
2609 | You woolly aren't going to help? | 1.2562 | 0.04771 | 121 | 95 | 21 | 5 |
2610 | I can't decide if its a symbiotic or parasitic relationship, what do you think | 1.2562 | 0.04474 | 121 | 93 | 25 | 3 |
2611 | I picked them up at a sleepover, and boy do they itch! | 1.2562 | 0.04154 | 121 | 91 | 29 | 1 |
2612 | It's come to my attention, these guys are idiots. | 1.2562 | 0.05318 | 121 | 99 | 13 | 9 |
2613 | Ugh, I forgot to spray before my walk. | 1.2562 | 0.04625 | 121 | 94 | 23 | 4 |
2614 | The doctor says it'll take care of itself in 20,000 years. | 1.2562 | 0.04625 | 121 | 94 | 23 | 4 |
2615 | I'm told it's just the season for it. | 1.2562 | 0.04914 | 121 | 96 | 19 | 6 |
2616 | They're calling it Acupuncture. | 1.2562 | 0.04914 | 121 | 96 | 19 | 6 |
2617 | I wish they'd quit fighting over me. | 1.2562 | 0.04914 | 121 | 96 | 19 | 6 |
2618 | I'm teaching them to fetch. | 1.2562 | 0.04474 | 121 | 93 | 25 | 3 |
2619 | Don’t worry Honey, the infestation usually disappears in the winter. No worries. | 1.2562 | 0.04625 | 121 | 94 | 23 | 4 |
2620 | It's those damn Hannibal kids again... | 1.2562 | 0.04914 | 121 | 96 | 19 | 6 |
2621 | I've tried to forget, but the pricks are annoying! | 1.2562 | 0.04625 | 121 | 94 | 23 | 4 |
2622 | Can I borrow your repellent? | 1.2562 | 0.05186 | 121 | 98 | 15 | 8 |
2623 | They say they're just gathering. | 1.2562 | 0.04474 | 121 | 93 | 25 | 3 |
2624 | Paleolithic men don't bother me much. | 1.2562 | 0.04625 | 121 | 94 | 23 | 4 |
2625 | So then I said, I want the 6 cylinder, same price, and now you can just throw in an extra cylinder or I walk! | 1.2562 | 0.04914 | 121 | 96 | 19 | 6 |
2626 | You can always expect pests at economy lodgings | 1.2562 | 0.04474 | 121 | 93 | 25 | 3 |
2627 | ...it's much more convenient than having to wait for an acupuncturist appointment | 1.2562 | 0.04625 | 121 | 94 | 23 | 4 |
2628 | Last time I bring home fast food! | 1.2562 | 0.04771 | 121 | 95 | 21 | 5 |
2629 | If acupuncture doesn't relieve the pain, I'm exploring cryonics. | 1.2562 | 0.04625 | 121 | 94 | 23 | 4 |
2630 | Team acupuncture. | 1.2562 | 0.04317 | 121 | 92 | 27 | 2 |
2631 | Size matters. | 1.2562 | 0.04771 | 121 | 95 | 21 | 5 |
2632 | Don't worry. They'll be extinct by morning. | 1.2562 | 0.04771 | 121 | 95 | 21 | 5 |
2633 | I could flick them off, but whatever their game is, it’s working as my back scratcher. | 1.2562 | 0.04474 | 121 | 93 | 25 | 3 |
2634 | Witch hunt! | 1.2562 | 0.05318 | 121 | 99 | 13 | 9 |
2635 | The worst part is having to shave these locks to get rid of them. | 1.2562 | 0.04771 | 121 | 95 | 21 | 5 |
2636 | Neanderthals, I tell ya. | 1.2562 | 0.04474 | 121 | 93 | 25 | 3 |
2637 | Is this a sign of our impending extinction as a species? | 1.2562 | 0.04625 | 121 | 94 | 23 | 4 |
2638 | Frankly, I've had better shiatsu. | 1.2562 | 0.04625 | 121 | 94 | 23 | 4 |
2639 | It does wonders for my sciatica. | 1.2562 | 0.04914 | 121 | 96 | 19 | 6 |
2640 | They’re mini-Neanderthals. I really like them. | 1.2562 | 0.04914 | 121 | 96 | 19 | 6 |
2641 | Yeah, I was going to eat them but they made me an offer and I gotta tell you, I'm feeling like a kid again. | 1.2562 | 0.04474 | 121 | 93 | 25 | 3 |
2642 | I just don't have the heart-besides my sciatica has never felt better | 1.2562 | 0.04625 | 121 | 94 | 23 | 4 |
2643 | At first I would just roll over and squish them. Then I realized how good it felt to have my back scratched. | 1.2562 | 0.04317 | 121 | 92 | 27 | 2 |
2644 | It's not just a mammoth problem | 1.2562 | 0.04625 | 121 | 94 | 23 | 4 |
2645 | They were advertised on Amazon as therapy pets, but they are mostly just annoying. | 1.2562 | 0.03985 | 121 | 94 | 25 | 2 |
2646 | Environmentalists protecting my tusks, it's all the rage! | 1.2562 | 0.05052 | 121 | 97 | 17 | 7 |
2647 | Do you ever wonder how this survival of the fittest will play out? | 1.2562 | 0.04625 | 121 | 94 | 23 | 4 |
2648 | All that will be left after the ice age will be twinkies and whatever these things are | 1.2562 | 0.04625 | 121 | 94 | 23 | 4 |
2649 | It’s just an annoyance really - I give them two...three weeks tops. | 1.2562 | 0.04771 | 121 | 95 | 21 | 5 |
2650 | Gwyneth said they have anti-aging properties. | 1.2562 | 0.04317 | 121 | 92 | 27 | 2 |
2651 | I shampooed, rinsed and repeated twice. Obviously it did not help. | 1.2562 | 0.04474 | 121 | 93 | 25 | 3 |
2652 | Mom, my back hair is itching | 1.2562 | 0.04625 | 121 | 94 | 23 | 4 |
2653 | They can be yours for $25 an hour. | 1.2562 | 0.04771 | 121 | 95 | 21 | 5 |
2654 | I view it as acupuncture. | 1.2562 | 0.04771 | 121 | 95 | 21 | 5 |
2655 | No, I'm not going to the doctor. How bad could it get? | 1.2562 | 0.05052 | 121 | 97 | 17 | 7 |
2656 | You're sure this is acupuncture? | 1.2562 | 0.04914 | 121 | 96 | 19 | 6 |
2657 | They are playing Lord of Flies, how stupid is that? | 1.2562 | 0.04154 | 121 | 91 | 29 | 1 |
2658 | It’s called symbiosis. By the way you can get a set down by the river. | 1.2562 | 0.04474 | 121 | 93 | 25 | 3 |
2659 | What? They're not gonna kill me! | 1.2562 | 0.04625 | 121 | 94 | 23 | 4 |
2660 | Dandruff shampoo didn‘t help a bit! | 1.2562 | 0.04474 | 121 | 93 | 25 | 3 |
2661 | It’s to bad I’m not on the Paleo diet... then I could just eat them. | 1.2562 | 0.04625 | 121 | 94 | 23 | 4 |
2662 | My back is much better since the acupuncture | 1.2562 | 0.04625 | 121 | 94 | 23 | 4 |
2663 | There used to be eight | 1.2562 | 0.04914 | 121 | 96 | 19 | 6 |
2664 | Just a little pygmy-up from my fur dresser. | 1.2562 | 0.04625 | 121 | 94 | 23 | 4 |
2665 | Don't worry. They will evolve. | 1.2562 | 0.04625 | 121 | 94 | 23 | 4 |
2666 | Whaddya think--pack hunters, or parasites? | 1.2562 | 0.04771 | 121 | 95 | 21 | 5 |
2667 | I've grown quite fond of them. | 1.2562 | 0.04317 | 121 | 92 | 27 | 2 |
2668 | Today's new word is anthropocene. | 1.2562 | 0.04625 | 121 | 94 | 23 | 4 |
2669 | For the last time, I’m not going to the doctor. I’m sure they’ll go away on their own. | 1.2562 | 0.04474 | 121 | 93 | 25 | 3 |
2670 | I picked them up for my cave portrait. | 1.2562 | 0.04317 | 121 | 92 | 27 | 2 |
2671 | It's the new thing - acupuncture. | 1.2562 | 0.04154 | 121 | 91 | 29 | 1 |
2672 | No I don't think they carry Lyme's disease but please be careful when you remove them. | 1.2562 | 0.04625 | 121 | 94 | 23 | 4 |
2673 | I pay them by the flea. | 1.2562 | 0.04474 | 121 | 93 | 25 | 3 |
2674 | I don't think they're blind but so far they have me as some sort of dome. | 1.2562 | 0.04317 | 121 | 92 | 27 | 2 |
2675 | I need a better caveman repellent. | 1.2562 | 0.04625 | 121 | 94 | 23 | 4 |
2676 | Our cousin Chang recommended that I have acupuncture for my back pain. | 1.2562 | 0.04317 | 121 | 94 | 24 | 3 |
2677 | Makes me just wanna run off a cliff. | 1.2562 | 0.04771 | 121 | 95 | 21 | 5 |
2678 | I think the warm weather is aggravating the pest problem! | 1.2562 | 0.04625 | 121 | 94 | 23 | 4 |
2679 | They have this fantasy that they’ll evolve faster than us! | 1.2562 | 0.04771 | 121 | 95 | 21 | 5 |
2680 | I gotta get these monkeys off my back. | 1.2562 | 0.04625 | 121 | 94 | 23 | 4 |
2681 | This commute just gets worse by the day. | 1.2562 | 0.04771 | 121 | 95 | 21 | 5 |
2682 | Try symbiosis," they said. "It'll be great. | 1.2562 | 0.04914 | 121 | 96 | 19 | 6 |
2683 | Someone should tell them there's a reason we're called mammoths. | 1.2562 | 0.04771 | 121 | 95 | 21 | 5 |
2684 | Yes, and worse: the pecky buggers may outlive us... | 1.2562 | 0.05052 | 121 | 97 | 17 | 7 |
2685 | It's the Atila the Hun's flea and tick control! | 1.2562 | 0.04625 | 121 | 94 | 23 | 4 |
2686 | Yes, I do have a mammoth problem; but they are small and should die-off soon. | 1.2562 | 0.04771 | 121 | 95 | 21 | 5 |
2687 | I have the feeling this isn't a completely symbiotic relationship. | 1.2562 | 0.04625 | 121 | 94 | 23 | 4 |
2688 | Sorry, hon, but I had to bring a little work home with me. | 1.2562 | 0.04914 | 121 | 96 | 19 | 6 |
2689 | My doctor recommended it, it's called Group Acupuncture | 1.2562 | 0.04771 | 121 | 95 | 21 | 5 |
2690 | I bet they’ll paint a different picture when they get home. | 1.2562 | 0.04625 | 121 | 94 | 23 | 4 |
2691 | I'll take bedbugs any day. | 1.2562 | 0.04914 | 121 | 96 | 19 | 6 |
2692 | What an itch! I'm going to need some anti-man-druff shampoo! | 1.2562 | 0.04625 | 121 | 94 | 23 | 4 |
2693 | Come on, we agreed to switch places so I could watch the second half. | 1.2562 | 0.04771 | 121 | 95 | 21 | 5 |
2694 | You know the story about the blind men and the elephant? | 1.2562 | 0.04474 | 121 | 93 | 25 | 3 |
2695 | I hired them to eliminate my fleas | 1.2500 | 0.04722 | 116 | 91 | 21 | 4 |
2696 | It's a symbiotic relationship: they kill the vermin that pester me, and they get to eat the vermin. | 1.2500 | 0.04394 | 116 | 89 | 25 | 2 |
2697 | So much for our symbiotic relationship. | 1.2500 | 0.04219 | 116 | 88 | 27 | 1 |
2698 | Yeah, Sydney, I know it looks silly, but you got to admire their sheer moxie. | 1.2500 | 0.04879 | 116 | 92 | 19 | 5 |
2699 | How's the back feeling now? | 1.2500 | 0.04394 | 116 | 89 | 25 | 2 |
2700 | my cousin sent them to me to help relieve stress. | 1.2500 | 0.04394 | 116 | 89 | 25 | 2 |
2701 | I've got some monkeys on my back | 1.2500 | 0.04879 | 116 | 92 | 19 | 5 |
2702 | I told them nicely to please get off my back. | 1.2500 | 0.04561 | 116 | 90 | 23 | 3 |
2703 | Don't mess with me. These are my new best friends. | 1.2500 | 0.05177 | 116 | 94 | 15 | 7 |
2704 | They say they want sushi | 1.2500 | 0.04394 | 116 | 89 | 25 | 2 |
2705 | They'll never find me. | 1.2500 | 0.04561 | 116 | 90 | 23 | 3 |
2706 | When I itches, they scratches. | 1.2500 | 0.04219 | 116 | 88 | 27 | 1 |
2707 | Apparently, these guys have a plan on how to get our future right. | 1.2500 | 0.04879 | 116 | 92 | 19 | 5 |
2708 | I much prefer a back scratch to a tummy rub. | 1.2500 | 0.04561 | 116 | 90 | 23 | 3 |
2709 | All that scratching kinda feels good. | 1.2500 | 0.04722 | 116 | 91 | 21 | 4 |
2710 | I need to get this off my back. | 1.2500 | 0.04561 | 116 | 90 | 23 | 3 |
2711 | They're just irritating initially, but if they reproduce and spread, then you've really got trouble. | 1.2500 | 0.04394 | 116 | 89 | 25 | 2 |
2712 | The annual infestation. | 1.2500 | 0.04394 | 116 | 89 | 25 | 2 |
2713 | Acupuncture does nothing for me. | 1.2500 | 0.04561 | 116 | 90 | 23 | 3 |
2714 | Do you have anything for a persistent skin irritation? | 1.2500 | 0.04561 | 116 | 90 | 23 | 3 |
2715 | The bugs are biting tonight. | 1.2500 | 0.04394 | 116 | 89 | 25 | 2 |
2716 | If you ask me... this acupuncture thing is WAY over-rated. | 1.2500 | 0.04394 | 116 | 89 | 25 | 2 |
2717 | No TV no Radio what else they got to do. | 1.2456 | 0.04416 | 114 | 88 | 24 | 2 |
2718 | Make Mammoths Great Again. | 1.2456 | 0.04915 | 114 | 91 | 18 | 5 |
2719 | The acupuncture is helping. | 1.2456 | 0.04416 | 114 | 88 | 24 | 2 |
2720 | I'm trying a new thing — it's called the human conditioner. | 1.2456 | 0.04915 | 114 | 91 | 18 | 5 |
2721 | All those little punctures do is relieve my back pain.It wont kill you to try it. | 1.2456 | 0.04416 | 114 | 88 | 24 | 2 |
2722 | Help me, I have an itch I can't reach. | 1.2456 | 0.04755 | 114 | 90 | 20 | 4 |
2723 | That flea, tick, and Atilla the Hun collar really works! | 1.2456 | 0.05071 | 114 | 92 | 16 | 6 |
2724 | They saw my mug drawn on some cave wall. | 1.2456 | 0.04589 | 114 | 89 | 22 | 3 |
2725 | They're geocaching. | 1.2456 | 0.04755 | 114 | 90 | 20 | 4 |
2726 | It's called "acupuncture". The doctor says that it'll help my lumbago. | 1.2456 | 0.04755 | 114 | 90 | 20 | 4 |
2727 | I think we should see other people. | 1.2456 | 0.04915 | 114 | 91 | 18 | 5 |
2728 | I just wasn't getting results with the chiropractor. | 1.2456 | 0.04755 | 114 | 90 | 20 | 4 |
2729 | I'm holding auditions for Gulliver's Travels. | 1.2456 | 0.04589 | 114 | 89 | 22 | 3 |
2730 | Haven’t had a single flea since I got em ! | 1.2456 | 0.04589 | 114 | 89 | 22 | 3 |
2731 | Don't worry, these Neanderthals will be extinct in no time. | 1.2456 | 0.04915 | 114 | 91 | 18 | 5 |
2732 | I tried goat yoga, but this is so much more stimulating! | 1.2456 | 0.05071 | 114 | 92 | 16 | 6 |
2733 | You really should get some; my sciatica is completely gone! | 1.2456 | 0.04237 | 114 | 93 | 17 | 4 |
2734 | Want to see some caveman art? | 1.2456 | 0.05071 | 114 | 92 | 16 | 6 |
2735 | I snack on them. | 1.2456 | 0.04416 | 114 | 88 | 24 | 2 |
2736 | I'd be extinct before I could get an appointment with a good acupuncturist | 1.2456 | 0.04589 | 114 | 89 | 22 | 3 |
2737 | My insurance won’t cover PT so I’m trying this new acupuncture thing. | 1.2456 | 0.04049 | 114 | 86 | 28 | 0 |
2738 | May I borrow your Head & Shoulders shampoo? | 1.2456 | 0.04915 | 11 |