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Name | Value |
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Submission deadline | 2019-07-21T22:26:00.000Z |
Voting started | - |
Voting ended | 2019-08-11T22:28:00.000Z |
Finalists announced | 2019-07-29T22:27:00.000Z |
Magazine(s) announcing finalists issued | August 5 & 12, 2019 |
Number of captions | 3764 |
Number of responses | 640930 |
Number of participants | - |
In this table, the "mean" means the empirically measured average funniness score when the "unfunny", "somewhat funny" and "funny" receive a funniness score of 1, 2, 3 respectively. "Precison" is the standard error of the mean, the standard deviation of the mean estimate. With that, a caption with an empirical mean μ and precision σ has true mean in the range [μ - 2σ, μ + 2σ] with 95% probability by the 68-95-99.7 rule assuming the responses are indepedent and identically distributed.
Rank | Caption | Mean | Precision | Total votes | "Unfunny" votes | "Somewhat funny" votes | "Funny" votes |
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0 | Armstrong? No, though I do get mistaken for Lance a lot. | 2.0350 | 0.00831 | 9280 | 2831 | 3300 | 3149 |
1 | It’s the swimming portion that I am most concerned with. | 2.0279 | 0.00777 | 9827 | 2796 | 3967 | 3063 |
2 | I think you misunderstood 'ironman competition'. | 2.0085 | 0.00799 | 9055 | 2584 | 3813 | 2657 |
3 | Whew, I'm a lot rustier than I thought. | 1.9817 | 0.00802 | 8688 | 2517 | 3816 | 2355 |
4 | I always said I'd take up cycling when I hit the middle ages. | 1.9630 | 0.00892 | 7410 | 2370 | 2962 | 2078 |
5 | It started as a crusade, now it's just a commute. | 1.9623 | 0.00850 | 8122 | 2557 | 3321 | 2244 |
6 | I said, '"Wear your Under Armour." | 1.8997 | 0.01270 | 3798 | 1373 | 1433 | 992 |
7 | You won't believe how many people want to shoot the messenger. | 1.8777 | 0.00919 | 7124 | 2663 | 2681 | 1780 |
8 | Costume party? No, substitute teacher, seventh grade. | 1.8772 | 0.00922 | 7347 | 2822 | 2613 | 1912 |
9 | It’s just until I can afford health insurance. | 1.8712 | 0.01097 | 4936 | 1832 | 1911 | 1193 |
10 | Anyone wearing spandex shouldn’t judge anyone’s else’s fashion choices. | 1.8172 | 0.00954 | 6566 | 2673 | 2421 | 1472 |
11 | It’s honestly more comfortable than the seat.” | 1.8036 | 0.01000 | 5826 | 2419 | 2147 | 1260 |
12 | It's your first Ironman, right? | 1.8029 | 0.01125 | 4323 | 1692 | 1791 | 840 |
13 | Well the helmet would look stupid without the rest of it. | 1.7974 | 0.01306 | 3361 | 1372 | 1298 | 691 |
14 | It started with wearing a helmet like everyone else. Then I scraped my knee, so I started wearing knee pads, then it sort of snowballed | 1.7911 | 0.01030 | 5596 | 2381 | 2009 | 1206 |
15 | First time biking in New York City? | 1.7877 | 0.01038 | 5181 | 2141 | 2010 | 1030 |
16 | It even comes with knight vision. | 1.7667 | 0.01365 | 3125 | 1359 | 1136 | 630 |
17 | Water bottle? No that's WD-40. | 1.7622 | 0.01664 | 2014 | 858 | 777 | 379 |
18 | Stay clear of magnet schools. | 1.7567 | 0.01547 | 2610 | 1210 | 825 | 575 |
19 | You said we were doing a century. I picked the 13th. | 1.7490 | 0.01324 | 3407 | 1552 | 1158 | 697 |
20 | No, no! The coach suggested UNDER armor. | 1.7393 | 0.00953 | 6249 | 2828 | 2233 | 1188 |
21 | Surely you joust. | 1.7357 | 0.01293 | 3579 | 1669 | 1187 | 723 |
22 | Normally, I wouldn't send a knight out on a bike like this. | 1.7161 | 0.01191 | 4367 | 2159 | 1293 | 915 |
23 | I’m putting metal to the pedal. | 1.7142 | 0.01548 | 2376 | 1113 | 829 | 434 |
24 | All attempts to pass me are feudal.” | 1.7099 | 0.01299 | 3340 | 1571 | 1169 | 600 |
25 | This part isn't nearly as bad as the swim. | 1.6865 | 0.01200 | 3582 | 1693 | 1335 | 554 |
26 | Don’t ask. It was Amazon prime day. | 1.6859 | 0.01238 | 3773 | 1871 | 1217 | 685 |
27 | The bike? It’s a $15,000 carbon fibre kit that weighs 3.4 pounds. Why? | 1.6852 | 0.01262 | 3647 | 1825 | 1148 | 672 |
28 | I'm Medieval Knievel | 1.6837 | 0.01366 | 3105 | 1546 | 995 | 564 |
29 | Laundry day. | 1.6705 | 0.01661 | 1988 | 980 | 683 | 325 |
30 | It’s cheaper than health insurance | 1.6667 | 0.02937 | 609 | 295 | 222 | 92 |
31 | I just thought I was too old for Lycra and too young to die. | 1.6598 | 0.01595 | 2196 | 1114 | 715 | 367 |
32 | I'm in the middle age division. | 1.6596 | 0.01579 | 2024 | 972 | 769 | 283 |
33 | It's New York, Mom. Every day's a battle. | 1.6554 | 0.01169 | 3877 | 1942 | 1336 | 599 |
34 | On thy left, fair maiden. | 1.6540 | 0.01498 | 2439 | 1250 | 788 | 400 |
35 | Laugh all you like, but I’ll get into the Met for free today! | 1.6494 | 0.01715 | 1797 | 900 | 627 | 270 |
36 | Dress for the job you want, not the job you have. | 1.6468 | 0.01518 | 2330 | 1182 | 789 | 359 |
37 | Do you know where there's a White Castle around here? | 1.6399 | 0.01539 | 2191 | 1112 | 759 | 320 |
38 | Honey, I said NIGHT ride. | 1.6307 | 0.01833 | 1500 | 757 | 540 | 203 |
39 | Do you know how expensive it is to keep a steed in Manhattan? | 1.6274 | 0.02607 | 789 | 413 | 257 | 119 |
40 | Out for your knightly ride? | 1.6162 | 0.01413 | 2613 | 1375 | 866 | 372 |
41 | I'm between insurance plans. | 1.6160 | 0.01617 | 2000 | 1054 | 660 | 286 |
42 | I really want to be like Lance. A lot. | 1.6159 | 0.01912 | 1458 | 776 | 466 | 216 |
43 | This is not what I meant when I told you to bring protection | 1.6134 | 0.01866 | 1521 | 810 | 489 | 222 |
44 | Did you see a lion and scarecrow back there? | 1.6126 | 0.01804 | 1621 | 863 | 523 | 235 |
45 | It burns calories, protects me against falls, and I get terrific reception on my cell phone. | 1.6060 | 0.01780 | 1622 | 862 | 537 | 223 |
46 | Let me guess: You’re a Knight in riding armor? | 1.5976 | 0.01604 | 1983 | 1090 | 611 | 282 |
47 | Not sure why, but my sponsor said all my clothes had to be under armor. | 1.5918 | 0.01592 | 2141 | 1201 | 615 | 325 |
48 | It’s SPF 150. | 1.5916 | 0.01733 | 1714 | 934 | 546 | 234 |
49 | Right now? I'm putting my metal to the pedal. | 1.5913 | 0.01460 | 2354 | 1278 | 764 | 312 |
50 | I used to race with Lance a lot. | 1.5864 | 0.01685 | 1922 | 1086 | 545 | 291 |
51 | Lycra makes me chafe. | 1.5815 | 0.01737 | 1656 | 905 | 539 | 212 |
52 | I work at the White House. | 1.5813 | 0.02000 | 1371 | 783 | 379 | 209 |
53 | Honestly the armor is not so bad, it's the chastity belt that's the killer. | 1.5808 | 0.02129 | 1176 | 663 | 343 | 170 |
54 | It's my first Ironman. | 1.5769 | 0.01611 | 1846 | 1014 | 604 | 227 |
55 | Are you sure your therapist wasn't using a metaphor? | 1.5738 | 0.02180 | 1030 | 565 | 339 | 126 |
56 | Oh, you meant a night ride. | 1.5699 | 0.01748 | 1730 | 989 | 496 | 245 |
57 | Obviously you have never ridden in this part of the city. | 1.5691 | 0.01744 | 1657 | 928 | 515 | 214 |
58 | At least when they door me, I have the satisfaction of scratching their paint. | 1.5686 | 0.01981 | 1305 | 737 | 394 | 174 |
59 | Well, you said you wanted a knight out on the town. | 1.5681 | 0.03384 | 433 | 241 | 138 | 54 |
60 | Everyone just assumes I have a good reason. | 1.5586 | 0.02185 | 1049 | 596 | 320 | 133 |
61 | My therapist said I need to get off my high horse. | 1.5579 | 0.01987 | 1287 | 737 | 382 | 168 |
62 | And my pants leg STILL gets caught in the gear! | 1.5549 | 0.02018 | 1267 | 734 | 363 | 170 |
63 | The horse is on backorder. | 1.5528 | 0.01929 | 1259 | 702 | 418 | 139 |
64 | My mom is kind of overprotective. | 1.5498 | 0.01960 | 1206 | 673 | 403 | 130 |
65 | My worst stage of a triathlon? Probably swimming. | 1.5486 | 0.01923 | 1265 | 710 | 416 | 139 |
66 | If you see a dragon on a scooter, let me know. | 1.5420 | 0.02232 | 1035 | 612 | 285 | 138 |
67 | Do you have any WD-40? | 1.5397 | 0.02123 | 1084 | 629 | 325 | 130 |
68 | Shirley, you joust? | 1.5375 | 0.02260 | 1053 | 639 | 262 | 152 |
69 | My wife took the horse today | 1.5358 | 0.02196 | 1034 | 609 | 296 | 129 |
70 | You said to wear protection. | 1.5341 | 0.02148 | 1026 | 593 | 318 | 115 |
71 | I wanted to be like Lance... a lot. | 1.5306 | 0.02228 | 980 | 576 | 288 | 116 |
72 | You have no idea what the Iron Man competition actually is, do you? | 1.5303 | 0.02433 | 775 | 445 | 249 | 81 |
73 | What, you’ve never lost a bet? | 1.5203 | 0.02643 | 690 | 411 | 199 | 80 |
74 | It’s protection against the slings and arrows of outrageous fortune. | 1.5172 | 0.02452 | 816 | 492 | 226 | 98 |
75 | I'll admit, when I pre-ordered Tesla's "eco-friendly armored vehicle" for $70,000, I was sort of expecting a car... | 1.5160 | 0.02816 | 655 | 405 | 162 | 88 |
76 | The worst part is going to the rest room at Starbucks. | 1.5134 | 0.02488 | 781 | 471 | 219 | 91 |
77 | You said on your profile — "looking for a knight in shining armor." | 1.5087 | 0.02506 | 751 | 452 | 216 | 83 |
78 | My wife says I’m having a middle age crisis. | 1.5080 | 0.02513 | 748 | 451 | 214 | 83 |
79 | Make fun all you want; you have no idea how high my deductible is. | 1.5068 | 0.02647 | 732 | 457 | 179 | 96 |
80 | Do you switch to chain mail in hotter weather? | 1.5055 | 0.02525 | 726 | 436 | 213 | 77 |
81 | Can't talk now, I'm on a crusade! | 1.5043 | 0.02569 | 700 | 421 | 205 | 74 |
82 | You wanna know what looks weird? Those stretchy black pants. | 1.5015 | 0.02558 | 686 | 410 | 208 | 68 |
83 | I think I'm lost, is this not the cartoon with the dragon from last week? | 1.4993 | 0.02767 | 673 | 426 | 158 | 89 |
84 | It's laundry day, okay? | 1.4993 | 0.02581 | 673 | 411 | 191 | 71 |
85 | Going out for bagels doesn’t qualify as a quest. | 1.4970 | 0.02648 | 666 | 407 | 187 | 72 |
86 | Navigating traffic and jaywalkers was a lot more fun before the police took away my lance. | 1.4964 | 0.02920 | 550 | 337 | 153 | 60 |
87 | History is cyclical. | 1.4953 | 0.02696 | 644 | 395 | 179 | 70 |
88 | Spandex makes my butt look big. | 1.4945 | 0.02747 | 639 | 397 | 168 | 74 |
89 | The dragon was in last week's cartoon. | 1.4937 | 0.02768 | 638 | 399 | 163 | 76 |
90 | My kingdom for a horse! | 1.4937 | 0.02770 | 632 | 394 | 164 | 74 |
91 | It's an easier way to get buns of steel. | 1.4936 | 0.02699 | 622 | 378 | 181 | 63 |
92 | I hate delivering for Round Table Pizza. | 1.4928 | 0.02673 | 629 | 394 | 165 | 70 |
93 | Aren’t you taking this Iron Man thing a little too seriously? | 1.4892 | 0.02820 | 603 | 377 | 157 | 69 |
94 | You said we were going to see Queens. | 1.4842 | 0.03433 | 411 | 260 | 103 | 48 |
95 | Joan of Arc, what’s yours? | 1.4831 | 0.02903 | 563 | 354 | 146 | 63 |
96 | I thought you said that this was an Iron Man competition | 1.4811 | 0.02726 | 555 | 333 | 177 | 45 |
97 | You invited me out for a "night ride"? | 1.4809 | 0.02728 | 551 | 330 | 177 | 44 |
98 | This is a cakewalk; the swim and the run are the hardest. | 1.4799 | 0.02702 | 548 | 326 | 181 | 41 |
99 | I thought you said “dress for a knight ride.” | 1.4787 | 0.02892 | 539 | 335 | 150 | 54 |
100 | It just got too expensive to keep a horse in the city. | 1.4787 | 0.02986 | 539 | 343 | 134 | 62 |
101 | You have to decide if the safety is worth the chafing. | 1.4787 | 0.02880 | 539 | 334 | 152 | 53 |
102 | I'm a bike messenger for Brinks. | 1.4787 | 0.02916 | 539 | 337 | 146 | 56 |
103 | Not bad for a Middle-Aged man huh? | 1.4765 | 0.03214 | 405 | 246 | 125 | 34 |
104 | When I set up my on-line dating profile I didn't literally mean I wanted a knight in shining armor. | 1.4759 | 0.03832 | 311 | 195 | 84 | 32 |
105 | No...I said dress appropriately for a NIGHT ride. | 1.4752 | 0.02988 | 524 | 332 | 135 | 57 |
106 | My lawyer told me to wear something court-appropriate. | 1.4749 | 0.02913 | 518 | 321 | 148 | 49 |
107 | Sure, you're protected from concussions, cuts and scrapes but keep an eye out for lightning. | 1.4746 | 0.02937 | 512 | 318 | 145 | 49 |
108 | I lost my healthcare coverage. | 1.4744 | 0.02951 | 527 | 332 | 140 | 55 |
109 | Think we'll have enough momentum to clear the moat? | 1.4736 | 0.02980 | 511 | 321 | 138 | 52 |
110 | The best biking accessory for me has been WD-40. | 1.4724 | 0.02846 | 508 | 309 | 158 | 41 |
111 | When you drink and joust they take away your horse. | 1.4723 | 0.03103 | 506 | 327 | 119 | 60 |
112 | Its heavy, it hurts and its ruining my hair. But at least its not plastic. | 1.4711 | 0.03101 | 501 | 323 | 120 | 58 |
113 | “How do I get to Queens? | 1.4708 | 0.03040 | 497 | 315 | 130 | 52 |
114 | My other bike is a horse. | 1.4702 | 0.03719 | 336 | 214 | 86 | 36 |
115 | Yeah, she took the castle *and* the horse in the divorce. | 1.4667 | 0.03075 | 480 | 305 | 126 | 49 |
116 | I feel safer, but the chaffing is ridiculous. | 1.4664 | 0.02992 | 476 | 296 | 138 | 42 |
117 | I'm a little rusty, but I think I can make it. | 1.4650 | 0.02984 | 471 | 292 | 139 | 40 |
118 | Titanium, lighter than it looks and matches my bike. | 1.4648 | 0.03009 | 469 | 302 | 121 | 46 |
119 | I’m heading home now; my knight shift is over! | 1.4642 | 0.03684 | 349 | 226 | 84 | 39 |
120 | Do you think your second week in congress will go better? | 1.4641 | 0.03116 | 459 | 291 | 123 | 45 |
121 | I thought I was ordering gear for ‘Night’ cycling. | 1.4632 | 0.03102 | 462 | 293 | 124 | 45 |
122 | Well, I would look stupid in just the helmet. | 1.4632 | 0.03235 | 462 | 305 | 102 | 55 |
123 | You’re right—I can see better with the visor up! | 1.4622 | 0.03161 | 450 | 287 | 118 | 45 |
124 | Because it has a lower carbon footprint than my horse. | 1.4622 | 0.03035 | 463 | 290 | 132 | 41 |
125 | Metal to the pedal, baby. | 1.4605 | 0.03148 | 443 | 281 | 120 | 42 |
126 | Well, all I can say is the genius who invented Bike to Work Day never worked at Medieval Times. | 1.4588 | 0.03165 | 449 | 288 | 116 | 45 |
127 | Of course I'm wearing a helmet, Mom. | 1.4582 | 0.03212 | 443 | 286 | 111 | 46 |
128 | These helmet laws are getting out of hand. | 1.4582 | 0.03015 | 443 | 279 | 127 | 37 |
129 | I am a knight in riding armor. | 1.4580 | 0.03254 | 441 | 287 | 106 | 48 |
130 | It's a tin speed. | 1.4565 | 0.03511 | 414 | 279 | 81 | 54 |
131 | The clanging is annoying, but worse is the chafing. | 1.4560 | 0.03171 | 432 | 275 | 117 | 40 |
132 | It won't help. He's still president. | 1.4560 | 0.03360 | 432 | 289 | 90 | 53 |
133 | My mother is a little overprotective. | 1.4537 | 0.03281 | 421 | 273 | 105 | 43 |
134 | Nobody likes a knight in shining spandex. | 1.4519 | 0.03392 | 405 | 266 | 95 | 44 |
135 | First time in New York? | 1.4511 | 0.03104 | 419 | 270 | 112 | 37 |
136 | My horse is still finishing the swim. | 1.4504 | 0.03670 | 353 | 234 | 79 | 40 |
137 | You said let’s ride any time, so I chose the Middle Ages. | 1.4494 | 0.03110 | 405 | 257 | 116 | 32 |
138 | Because I consider the rest of my body just as important as my head, that's why! | 1.4470 | 0.03372 | 396 | 259 | 97 | 40 |
139 | Yes, the visor does mess with my peripheral vision, but that’s where the rest of the armor comes in. | 1.4470 | 0.03315 | 396 | 256 | 103 | 37 |
140 | I say “night ride” and your first thought is “knight ride”? | 1.4470 | 0.03391 | 396 | 260 | 95 | 41 |
141 | Lance-less Armstrong | 1.4470 | 0.03429 | 396 | 262 | 91 | 43 |
142 | To the Cloisters. Why do you ask? | 1.4461 | 0.03335 | 399 | 260 | 100 | 39 |
143 | This is nothing. The swim was a bitch!! | 1.4456 | 0.03359 | 395 | 258 | 98 | 39 |
144 | So you change at work then? | 1.4424 | 0.03460 | 382 | 253 | 89 | 40 |
145 | Really lowers the insurance." | 1.4421 | 0.03351 | 380 | 246 | 100 | 34 |
146 | Turns out he wasn't a faithful steed. | 1.4421 | 0.03372 | 380 | 247 | 98 | 35 |
147 | Mind if I set the pace? I'm a bit rusty. | 1.4419 | 0.03246 | 387 | 247 | 109 | 31 |
148 | OK, I’ll admit it. Under Armour would have been a better choice. | 1.4418 | 0.03322 | 378 | 243 | 103 | 32 |
149 | No, I said I wanted to go for a night ride. | 1.4394 | 0.03429 | 371 | 243 | 93 | 35 |
150 | Yes, it is really hot in here, and stop calling me 'Rusty'. | 1.4390 | 0.03506 | 369 | 245 | 86 | 38 |
151 | I always imagined you’d be riding a white horse. | 1.4390 | 0.03568 | 369 | 248 | 80 | 41 |
152 | "You save time with the aerodynamics but any bathroom break takes all day." | 1.4390 | 0.03377 | 369 | 239 | 98 | 32 |
153 | I just got dropped from my parents health care coverage. | 1.4378 | 0.03039 | 370 | 240 | 104 | 26 |
154 | On your left, m'lady. | 1.4368 | 0.03529 | 364 | 247 | 77 | 40 |
155 | Just the helmet? You must be new here. | 1.4361 | 0.03480 | 360 | 237 | 89 | 34 |
156 | I haven’t been on the road in ages. | 1.4361 | 0.03321 | 360 | 230 | 103 | 27 |
157 | I'll take it off when this street gets a bike lane. | 1.4361 | 0.03557 | 360 | 246 | 74 | 40 |
158 | He who rests, rusts. | 1.4355 | 0.03535 | 349 | 230 | 86 | 33 |
159 | I'm training for an Ironman. | 1.4334 | 0.03412 | 353 | 239 | 79 | 35 |
160 | It's cumbersome but cars feel threatened. | 1.4334 | 0.03551 | 353 | 235 | 83 | 35 |
161 | What makes you say I'm having a middle age crisis? | 1.4330 | 0.03426 | 351 | 228 | 94 | 29 |
162 | You think Lycra chafes... | 1.4322 | 0.03543 | 354 | 236 | 83 | 35 |
163 | So, do you lance a lot ? | 1.4322 | 0.03428 | 354 | 246 | 69 | 39 |
164 | I figured it was the logical thing to wear over my Under Armour. | 1.4322 | 0.03741 | 354 | 245 | 65 | 44 |
165 | Gosh, I thought my parents were overprotective. Yours are, like, from the Middle Ages. | 1.4302 | 0.03522 | 344 | 227 | 86 | 31 |
166 | I think you dropped a gauntlet. | 1.4302 | 0.03449 | 344 | 224 | 92 | 28 |
167 | It's been a while - I feel rusty. | 1.4299 | 0.03537 | 314 | 202 | 89 | 23 |
168 | This is why you are single | 1.4298 | 0.03524 | 342 | 233 | 74 | 35 |
169 | Is this the way to White Castle? | 1.4298 | 0.03413 | 342 | 221 | 95 | 26 |
170 | Fair maiden...will this road lead me to Queens? | 1.4294 | 0.03349 | 340 | 217 | 100 | 23 |
171 | Passing on ye left! | 1.4273 | 0.03621 | 337 | 226 | 78 | 33 |
172 | I voted for Trump. | 1.4273 | 0.03669 | 337 | 228 | 74 | 35 |
173 | It's cheaper than having health insurance. | 1.4264 | 0.03395 | 333 | 214 | 96 | 23 |
174 | I love the knight thing but I just can't ride a horse." | 1.4264 | 0.03552 | 333 | 220 | 84 | 29 |
175 | 'It's hot and heavy, but I saved 20% on medical insurance." | 1.4264 | 0.03500 | 333 | 218 | 88 | 27 |
176 | My friends told me to buy under armor but that stuff is WAY too expensive. | 1.4260 | 0.03515 | 331 | 217 | 87 | 27 |
177 | Not everyone can afford private health insurance, Jane. | 1.4251 | 0.03491 | 327 | 213 | 89 | 25 |
178 | My horse is in the shop. | 1.4239 | 0.03419 | 335 | 226 | 82 | 27 |
179 | Paleo is over. I'm going medieval on my body. | 1.4233 | 0.03757 | 326 | 223 | 68 | 35 |
180 | With all the drive-by shootings, it was either this or a stretch limo. | 1.4224 | 0.03499 | 322 | 210 | 88 | 24 |
181 | In the long run, it’s cheaper than sunscreen. | 1.4224 | 0.03527 | 322 | 221 | 70 | 31 |
182 | Pardon me. Do you happen to have any grey poupon? | 1.4224 | 0.03740 | 322 | 219 | 70 | 33 |
183 | I look ridiculous in bike shorts. | 1.4219 | 0.03730 | 320 | 217 | 71 | 32 |
184 | Listen Merlin, I want my horse back. | 1.4219 | 0.03782 | 320 | 219 | 67 | 34 |
185 | But you said it was an Ironman triathalon | 1.4214 | 0.03773 | 318 | 217 | 68 | 33 |
186 | Overprotective mother. | 1.4214 | 0.03747 | 318 | 219 | 67 | 32 |
187 | I'm a middle age biker. | 1.4196 | 0.03754 | 317 | 216 | 69 | 32 |
188 | I'm done swerving for jaywalkers | 1.4180 | 0.03667 | 311 | 208 | 76 | 27 |
189 | I think you're training too literally for the Ironman. | 1.4175 | 0.02734 | 309 | 223 | 61 | 25 |
190 | You know that only the helmet is required... | 1.4169 | 0.03757 | 307 | 208 | 70 | 29 |
191 | I have an overprotective mother. | 1.4158 | 0.03763 | 303 | 205 | 70 | 28 |
192 | There’s not much work available since ‘Game of Thrones’ ended. | 1.4158 | 0.03429 | 303 | 194 | 92 | 17 |
193 | Over Armour. It’s a thing. | 1.4133 | 0.03699 | 300 | 201 | 74 | 25 |
194 | I'll tell you what, it's more effective than ankle weights. | 1.4122 | 0.03479 | 296 | 191 | 88 | 17 |
195 | I save 15 minutes cutting through the dog park. | 1.4122 | 0.03672 | 296 | 197 | 76 | 23 |
196 | Time to put some metal to the pedal. | 1.4122 | 0.03609 | 296 | 195 | 80 | 21 |
197 | Then tell me why do they call it an Iron Man? | 1.4122 | 0.03672 | 296 | 197 | 76 | 23 |
198 | And on Fridays, I catapult to the city. | 1.4120 | 0.04268 | 233 | 158 | 54 | 21 |
199 | I get stiff when it rains. | 1.4110 | 0.03737 | 292 | 196 | 72 | 24 |
200 | Now that I've tried both, I think I prefer the Under Armour." | 1.4103 | 0.03723 | 290 | 194 | 73 | 23 |
201 | I have a very high deductible. | 1.4102 | 0.03710 | 295 | 198 | 73 | 24 |
202 | It’s cheaper than healthcare. | 1.4093 | 0.03546 | 281 | 194 | 66 | 21 |
203 | I haven't been riding in ages. | 1.4073 | 0.03930 | 275 | 188 | 62 | 25 |
204 | Are you going to Scarborough Fair? | 1.4066 | 0.03847 | 273 | 184 | 67 | 22 |
205 | Sunscreen would probably suffice. | 1.4064 | 0.03545 | 283 | 184 | 83 | 16 |
206 | I cross-train with Shakespeare in the Park. | 1.4064 | 0.03817 | 283 | 192 | 67 | 24 |
207 | 'Tis a courtesy loaner from my farrier | 1.4062 | 0.03927 | 288 | 200 | 59 | 29 |
208 | This helmet just doesn't work without the suit. | 1.4057 | 0.03802 | 281 | 190 | 68 | 23 |
209 | My insurance doesn't kick in until the end of the month. | 1.4057 | 0.03666 | 281 | 186 | 76 | 19 |
210 | It seemed easier than getting my brakes fixed. | 1.4057 | 0.03869 | 281 | 192 | 64 | 25 |
211 | Pardon me, but do you have any W40? | 1.4056 | 0.03820 | 286 | 195 | 66 | 25 |
212 | I misread night ride. | 1.4056 | 0.03820 | 286 | 195 | 66 | 25 |
213 | Trust me. You’ll get practically the same noise by putting a baseball card in the spokes and it is sooo much easier. | 1.4056 | 0.03689 | 286 | 201 | 59 | 26 |
214 | Chivalry is dead, but not from a head injury. | 1.4056 | 0.03915 | 286 | 198 | 60 | 28 |
215 | Don't look now, I just saw the Four Horsemen of the Apocalypse on two tandems behind us. | 1.4056 | 0.03788 | 286 | 194 | 68 | 24 |
216 | I said I was in the mood for amour | 1.4056 | 0.03852 | 286 | 196 | 64 | 26 |
217 | This is not what I meant when I said you should use protection. | 1.4043 | 0.04039 | 277 | 194 | 54 | 29 |
218 | This kit received the highest rating on crash tests. | 1.4043 | 0.03857 | 277 | 191 | 61 | 25 |
219 | Your other bike is a horse? | 1.4036 | 0.03789 | 275 | 185 | 69 | 21 |
220 | Have you seen the way New Yorkers drive? A helmet isn’t enough | 1.4036 | 0.03701 | 275 | 185 | 70 | 20 |
221 | I know it's a bit clunky. But when I fall down, I skin the asphalt! | 1.4036 | 0.03789 | 275 | 185 | 69 | 21 |
222 | I see you’re training for the Iron Man. | 1.4036 | 0.03610 | 275 | 187 | 68 | 20 |
223 | You're not fooling anyone Lance! | 1.4036 | 0.03909 | 280 | 193 | 61 | 26 |
224 | A neon green helmet? Sharon, you look like a nerd. | 1.4029 | 0.03995 | 278 | 194 | 56 | 28 |
225 | ....The weight actually helps on the way down to work.... I switch to my Age of Enlightenment outfit on the way home. | 1.4022 | 0.03898 | 271 | 185 | 63 | 23 |
226 | It's a Schwinn 10 steed | 1.4022 | 0.03982 | 276 | 192 | 57 | 27 |
227 | 'Thought I was getting a noble steed, not 6-speed." | 1.4021 | 0.03817 | 286 | 196 | 65 | 25 |
228 | It’s a 10-steed | 1.4021 | 0.04036 | 286 | 203 | 51 | 32 |
229 | It's not breathable, but it is stainless. | 1.4021 | 0.03206 | 286 | 196 | 71 | 18 |
230 | I had a horse and chariot, but parking was impossible. | 1.4007 | 0.03816 | 272 | 184 | 67 | 21 |
231 | You insisted that the night ride invite didn’t have a typo. Well: this is where we find out who was right. | 1.3993 | 0.04134 | 268 | 190 | 49 | 29 |
232 | Honestly, I'm just happy I made it past the swimming leg. | 1.3993 | 0.03817 | 268 | 181 | 67 | 20 |
233 | No, just the usual parent/teacher meetings. | 1.3993 | 0.03890 | 268 | 183 | 63 | 22 |
234 | I just don't like how I look in spandex. | 1.3993 | 0.03890 | 268 | 183 | 63 | 22 |
235 | Yeah, I suppose the fixed gear is a little anachronistic. | 1.3993 | 0.03926 | 268 | 184 | 61 | 23 |
236 | I avoid hills like the plague. | 1.3992 | 0.03842 | 258 | 173 | 67 | 18 |
237 | Is my helmet crooked? I don't want people staring at me funny. | 1.3985 | 0.03894 | 271 | 186 | 62 | 23 |
238 | Courier for six years in Midtown. | 1.3985 | 0.03998 | 271 | 189 | 56 | 26 |
239 | I'd race – if I only had the heart. | 1.3985 | 0.03929 | 271 | 192 | 52 | 27 |
240 | I shifted into 17th century gear and this happened. | 1.3985 | 0.03982 | 266 | 184 | 58 | 24 |
241 | I'm on my way to knight school. | 1.3984 | 0.03822 | 256 | 171 | 68 | 17 |
242 | It does give you a downhill advantage. | 1.3977 | 0.03742 | 264 | 176 | 71 | 17 |
243 | Without the rest of the outfit, the helmet just didn't look right. | 1.3977 | 0.04038 | 264 | 184 | 55 | 25 |
244 | Difficult? This is a piece of cake after the swim leg. | 1.3977 | 0.03704 | 264 | 175 | 73 | 16 |
245 | Have you seen a white stallion by any chance? | 1.3977 | 0.03930 | 264 | 181 | 61 | 22 |
246 | I’m just saying that chain mail might be more breathable | 1.3977 | 0.03645 | 264 | 182 | 64 | 18 |
247 | Don't tell the Met Museum staff that you saw me. | 1.3977 | 0.04038 | 264 | 184 | 55 | 25 |
248 | The cabbies don't seem to notice, but it freaks out the SUVs from Jersey. | 1.3977 | 0.04074 | 264 | 185 | 53 | 26 |
249 | I asked for a noble steed, and I got this ten speed. | 1.3969 | 0.03876 | 262 | 178 | 64 | 20 |
250 | This museum job is killing me. | 1.3962 | 0.04190 | 260 | 185 | 47 | 28 |
251 | I said I like cycling AT night! | 1.3962 | 0.04045 | 260 | 181 | 55 | 24 |
252 | Just found out my agent sent me to the wrong audition . | 1.3962 | 0.04082 | 260 | 182 | 53 | 25 |
253 | A friend told me to try knight riding. I wish he would've texted me. | 1.3962 | 0.03971 | 260 | 179 | 59 | 22 |
254 | I just assumed that's why they called it the Ironman. | 1.3961 | 0.03870 | 255 | 172 | 65 | 18 |
255 | Can't talk now. It looks silly being on a bike with a phone. | 1.3953 | 0.03992 | 258 | 178 | 58 | 22 |
256 | My lance is still stuck in the BMW that tried to run the red light. | 1.3953 | 0.04213 | 258 | 184 | 46 | 28 |
257 | Statistics show that cycling takes more lives every year than jousting. So, no Karen, I don't think it's "too much". | 1.3953 | 0.03992 | 258 | 178 | 58 | 22 |
258 | It's not a water bottle. It's 3-in-1 oil. | 1.3953 | 0.03992 | 258 | 178 | 58 | 22 |
259 | You wouldn't need all that armour if you just put your phone away! | 1.3953 | 0.04104 | 258 | 181 | 52 | 25 |
260 | It blocks 99% of UV rays! | 1.3953 | 0.03838 | 258 | 174 | 66 | 18 |
261 | Joust do it | 1.3945 | 0.03936 | 256 | 180 | 53 | 23 |
262 | Chivalry is going down hill. | 1.3945 | 0.02959 | 256 | 180 | 62 | 14 |
263 | I may have to stop soon for an oil change. | 1.3945 | 0.03696 | 256 | 174 | 65 | 17 |
264 | Wait, you said Under Armour? | 1.3945 | 0.03975 | 256 | 176 | 59 | 21 |
265 | And you think Gore-tex and plastic will protect you | 1.3945 | 0.03975 | 256 | 176 | 59 | 21 |
266 | Last time I was sweating this much I had the black plague. | 1.3945 | 0.04126 | 256 | 180 | 51 | 25 |
267 | Who do you think you are...Evel Midieval? | 1.3945 | 0.04013 | 256 | 177 | 57 | 22 |
268 | I have overprotective parents. | 1.3945 | 0.04051 | 256 | 178 | 55 | 23 |
269 | I have a meeting at The White House | 1.3937 | 0.04111 | 254 | 178 | 52 | 24 |
270 | So the horse is in the shop? | 1.3937 | 0.04035 | 254 | 176 | 56 | 22 |
271 | I am your Knight In Riding Armor! | 1.3896 | 0.04167 | 249 | 176 | 49 | 24 |
272 | Mettle. I said it's a chance to test your mettle! | 1.3896 | 0.04008 | 249 | 172 | 57 | 20 |
273 | The horse got the cab. | 1.3896 | 0.04008 | 249 | 172 | 57 | 20 |
274 | Lighter and breathable without the chainmail, and still car repellent. | 1.3896 | 0.03885 | 249 | 169 | 63 | 17 |
275 | Look - if you're going to the Cloisters, you should dress appropriately. | 1.3896 | 0.03968 | 249 | 171 | 59 | 19 |
276 | On ye left! | 1.3889 | 0.03620 | 252 | 180 | 52 | 20 |
277 | You can see it, too? I thought it was only emotional. | 1.3889 | 0.04092 | 252 | 177 | 52 | 23 |
278 | It's the swimming leg of these triathlons that's really killing me. | 1.3889 | 0.04092 | 252 | 177 | 52 | 23 |
279 | Did you see a dragon pass by? She is winged, green, and riding a ten-speed with a basket. | 1.3889 | 0.03853 | 252 | 171 | 64 | 17 |
280 | Forgive me for passing fair maiden, for I am most tardy for my shift at Medieval Times. | 1.3887 | 0.03506 | 247 | 179 | 50 | 18 |
281 | I am checking the weather forecast. If it rains I'm screwed. | 1.3887 | 0.03820 | 247 | 166 | 66 | 15 |
282 | When you said you were going to pick up the mail... | 1.3887 | 0.03820 | 247 | 166 | 66 | 15 |
283 | My other bike is a dragon. | 1.3887 | 0.04030 | 247 | 171 | 56 | 20 |
284 | It's only until they make enough protected bike lanes. | 1.3887 | 0.04151 | 247 | 174 | 50 | 23 |
285 | Yeah. I kinda got tired of Hot Yoga so I thought I’d try something new. | 1.3878 | 0.03969 | 245 | 168 | 59 | 18 |
286 | Does this suit of armor make my butt look big? | 1.3878 | 0.04293 | 245 | 176 | 43 | 26 |
287 | Why yes, I am a Connecticut Yankee. Why do you ask? | 1.3859 | 0.04098 | 241 | 168 | 53 | 20 |
288 | Forget the water bottle, I need an oil can. | 1.3859 | 0.03947 | 241 | 167 | 56 | 18 |
289 | I find high-intensity training really keeps me in shape for pillaging. | 1.3859 | 0.04012 | 241 | 166 | 57 | 18 |
290 | When I turned 40, I entered the Middle Ages. | 1.3849 | 0.04121 | 239 | 167 | 52 | 20 |
291 | Over Armour, Under Armour -- what's the difference, I said. | 1.3849 | 0.03991 | 239 | 164 | 58 | 17 |
292 | I think you took a wrong turn of the century. | 1.3849 | 0.04205 | 239 | 169 | 48 | 22 |
293 | The helmet is the law. But I figured why stop there? | 1.3849 | 0.04048 | 252 | 177 | 53 | 22 |
294 | I said cyclists need 'mettle' not 'metal'. | 1.3849 | 0.03807 | 252 | 171 | 65 | 16 |
295 | Well I'm certainly not going into battle in spandex. | 1.3849 | 0.03869 | 252 | 175 | 58 | 19 |
296 | Just wait until midtown. You’ll see. | 1.3840 | 0.03923 | 237 | 161 | 61 | 15 |
297 | Looks like another knight on the town. | 1.3840 | 0.02962 | 237 | 170 | 54 | 13 |
298 | My kingdom for a breathable breastplate | 1.3840 | 0.03830 | 237 | 159 | 65 | 13 |
299 | How bad is the noise in the rain? | 1.3840 | 0.04057 | 237 | 169 | 49 | 19 |
300 | Because a yellow jersey would be ostentatious. | 1.3840 | 0.03736 | 237 | 157 | 69 | 11 |
301 | Turns out my horse wasn’t carbon neutral. | 1.3840 | 0.04144 | 237 | 166 | 51 | 20 |
302 | Do you know how impractical it is to have a horse in the city? | 1.3840 | 0.04101 | 237 | 165 | 53 | 19 |
303 | “I used to avoid exercise like the plague. Then I got the plague.” | 1.3830 | 0.04124 | 235 | 164 | 52 | 19 |
304 | My parents won't let me stay on their insurance." | 1.3820 | 0.04192 | 233 | 164 | 49 | 20 |
305 | you must be Knight Rider. | 1.3820 | 0.04148 | 233 | 163 | 51 | 19 |
306 | So, when you said you were looking for "a knight in shining armor" that was just a metaphor? | 1.3820 | 0.04103 | 233 | 162 | 53 | 18 |
307 | The city lacks horse lanes. | 1.3820 | 0.03966 | 233 | 159 | 59 | 15 |
308 | Didn’t fanny packs go out of style like 20 years ago?! | 1.3820 | 0.03799 | 233 | 171 | 42 | 20 |
309 | My new health insurance policy has an armor-clad accident clause. | 1.3820 | 0.04058 | 233 | 161 | 55 | 17 |
310 | If you think this is overkill for protection, you should see my condoms | 1.3820 | 0.04407 | 233 | 169 | 39 | 25 |
311 | I tell people it cuts wind resistance, but it's really because I hate bug splatters. | 1.3820 | 0.03547 | 233 | 168 | 48 | 17 |
312 | That cloudburst caught me by surprise, too. Don't suppose you have any WD-40. | 1.3810 | 0.04034 | 231 | 159 | 56 | 16 |
313 | Actually, it's a 10 steed. | 1.3793 | 0.03879 | 232 | 169 | 45 | 18 |
314 | Spandex makes me itch. | 1.3783 | 0.03700 | 230 | 169 | 42 | 19 |
315 | I got it at the Met gift shop. | 1.3783 | 0.04359 | 230 | 166 | 41 | 23 |
316 | I'm a freshman Congresswoman. Did you see the President's tweet? | 1.3783 | 0.04316 | 230 | 165 | 43 | 22 |
317 | Didn't you hear? This is de Blasio's latest plan for protected bike lanes. | 1.3783 | 0.04136 | 230 | 161 | 51 | 18 |
318 | This is the easy part; the first part of the triathlon was swimming. | 1.3783 | 0.04090 | 230 | 162 | 50 | 18 |
319 | It's SIR Fred, Actually. Why do you ask? | 1.3783 | 0.04043 | 230 | 159 | 55 | 16 |
320 | I admit, I was a little unclear on what was meant by night riding. | 1.3783 | 0.04136 | 230 | 161 | 51 | 18 |
321 | It's a two speed: canter and joust. | 1.3778 | 0.04200 | 225 | 158 | 49 | 18 |
322 | Can I call you back? I'm getting pulled over by a cultural appropriation activist. | 1.3772 | 0.04342 | 228 | 164 | 42 | 22 |
323 | I ordered a suit for NIGHT riding...I guess there was a little misunderstanding. | 1.3772 | 0.04066 | 228 | 158 | 54 | 16 |
324 | Oil can...oil can. | 1.3761 | 0.02510 | 226 | 169 | 47 | 10 |
325 | I thought you said you wanted to be "joust" friends. | 1.3761 | 0.04184 | 226 | 159 | 49 | 18 |
326 | I’ve got a really high health insurance deductible... | 1.3761 | 0.04089 | 226 | 157 | 53 | 16 |
327 | I told you I was a road warrior. | 1.3761 | 0.04231 | 226 | 160 | 47 | 19 |
328 | I do not have intimacy issues! | 1.3750 | 0.04141 | 216 | 152 | 48 | 16 |
329 | Turns out defending the King is nothing compared to biking in Queens. | 1.3750 | 0.04368 | 216 | 154 | 43 | 19 |
330 | That swimming leg was not easy. | 1.3733 | 0.04194 | 225 | 159 | 48 | 18 |
331 | first a helmet. then one thing let to another. | 1.3733 | 0.04379 | 225 | 163 | 40 | 22 |
332 | It’s a startup dating service called Knight Out. | 1.3733 | 0.04287 | 225 | 161 | 44 | 20 |
333 | I crash a lot. | 1.3726 | 0.04270 | 212 | 149 | 47 | 16 |
334 | I'm a bicycle messenger by knight. | 1.3722 | 0.03455 | 223 | 168 | 37 | 18 |
335 | Yes mom, I'm wearing my helmet. | 1.3722 | 0.04073 | 223 | 155 | 53 | 15 |
336 | My horse refuses to ride past Trump Tower. | 1.3722 | 0.04360 | 223 | 161 | 41 | 21 |
337 | I've started a meal delivery service called, "A Knight on the Town." | 1.3722 | 0.04171 | 223 | 157 | 49 | 17 |
338 | Extra precaution. We may run into Lance. | 1.3722 | 0.04266 | 223 | 159 | 45 | 19 |
339 | I'll do the run, but not the swim. | 1.3722 | 0.04073 | 223 | 155 | 53 | 15 |
340 | Truth be told, it's only made me more reckless. | 1.3716 | 0.04084 | 218 | 151 | 53 | 14 |
341 | I fall over a lot. | 1.3716 | 0.03926 | 218 | 148 | 59 | 11 |
342 | No it's not Chanel; it's WD-40. | 1.3716 | 0.04286 | 218 | 155 | 45 | 18 |
343 | Have you ever tried using the bike lanes in this city? | 1.3716 | 0.04084 | 218 | 151 | 53 | 14 |
344 | I don't think that's what Ironman Triathlon means. | 1.3716 | 0.04186 | 218 | 153 | 49 | 16 |
345 | I just love knight riding. | 1.3716 | 0.04286 | 218 | 155 | 45 | 18 |
346 | My mother is a bit protective. | 1.3716 | 0.03979 | 218 | 149 | 57 | 12 |
347 | I think you misunderstood when I said I wanted a night ride. | 1.3716 | 0.04286 | 218 | 155 | 45 | 18 |
348 | I fall a lot. | 1.3710 | 0.04244 | 221 | 157 | 46 | 18 |
349 | I feel safer, but I’m afraid to drink any water. | 1.3710 | 0.03783 | 221 | 158 | 48 | 15 |
350 | Yeah, like that’s the first time I’ve been asked if I’m the Knight Rider. | 1.3710 | 0.04046 | 221 | 153 | 54 | 14 |
351 | Once I picked out the helmet, I had to get the rest of the outfit. | 1.3710 | 0.04146 | 221 | 155 | 50 | 16 |
352 | Our club is called, ‘Knights of the Round Tire’. | 1.3710 | 0.04434 | 221 | 161 | 38 | 22 |
353 | Cycling in the city is bloodsport these days, eh? | 1.3710 | 0.04146 | 221 | 155 | 50 | 16 |
354 | I'm gonna go midieval on any cars in the bike lane. | 1.3710 | 0.04340 | 221 | 159 | 42 | 20 |
355 | So I ordered an armoire but got this instead. So close. | 1.3709 | 0.04356 | 213 | 152 | 43 | 18 |
356 | It’s laundry day. | 1.3704 | 0.04108 | 216 | 150 | 52 | 14 |
357 | Did it come with an iron-clad warrantee? | 1.3704 | 0.04460 | 216 | 157 | 38 | 21 |
358 | Did you happen to see a horse go by here? | 1.3704 | 0.04055 | 216 | 149 | 54 | 13 |
359 | I'm less worried about falls but more worried about rain. | 1.3704 | 0.04262 | 216 | 153 | 46 | 17 |
360 | Anything’s better than those unsightly bike shorts. | 1.3704 | 0.04108 | 216 | 150 | 52 | 14 |
361 | You had to ask if my shoulder itches? | 1.3704 | 0.04108 | 216 | 150 | 52 | 14 |
362 | I haven't met my deductible. | 1.3704 | 0.04313 | 216 | 154 | 44 | 18 |
363 | Way more eco-friendly than that hay-guzzler I had before. | 1.3704 | 0.04160 | 216 | 151 | 50 | 15 |
364 | Want to go back to my place? I've got protection. | 1.3704 | 0.04160 | 216 | 151 | 50 | 15 |
365 | This may look stupid, but's it is still cheaper than paying my health insurance deductible. | 1.3704 | 0.03975 | 216 | 156 | 45 | 15 |
366 | Leave me alone lady, chivalry is dead. | 1.3699 | 0.04221 | 219 | 155 | 47 | 17 |
367 | Brooks Brothers, why? | 1.3692 | 0.04079 | 214 | 148 | 53 | 13 |
368 | On thy left, m'lady | 1.3684 | 0.04199 | 209 | 146 | 49 | 14 |
369 | ‘First Time crossing the Williamsburg Bridge during rush hour?’ | 1.3679 | 0.04157 | 212 | 148 | 50 | 14 |
370 | But women tell me I look hot. | 1.3679 | 0.04418 | 212 | 153 | 40 | 19 |
371 | But soft! At yonder light, thou brakest. | 1.3679 | 0.04418 | 212 | 153 | 40 | 19 |
372 | It doesn't wick very well, does it? | 1.3679 | 0.04315 | 212 | 151 | 44 | 17 |
373 | Me? I'm training for the Ironman competition. | 1.3674 | 0.04064 | 215 | 149 | 53 | 13 |
374 | Humm...padded codpiece. Good idea! | 1.3654 | 0.04152 | 208 | 145 | 50 | 13 |
375 | I'm getting metal fatigue! | 1.3654 | 0.04235 | 208 | 152 | 40 | 16 |
376 | I think I'm getting rusty | 1.3654 | 0.04208 | 208 | 146 | 48 | 14 |
377 | We made it past Jeffrey Epstein's building, Mom. | 1.3654 | 0.04578 | 208 | 153 | 34 | 21 |
378 | Marty, I lost the Delorean | 1.3654 | 0.04628 | 208 | 154 | 32 | 22 |
379 | I know, but I just really hate spandex. | 1.3654 | 0.04039 | 208 | 143 | 54 | 11 |
380 | It's hard on the hills, but fantastic in pile-ups. | 1.3654 | 0.04263 | 208 | 147 | 46 | 15 |
381 | Tricycle mishaps when you're six never leave you! | 1.3641 | 0.04062 | 206 | 142 | 53 | 11 |
382 | I can’t understand why you spent all that money on a lightweight bike. | 1.3641 | 0.04344 | 206 | 147 | 43 | 16 |
383 | This bike seat is so uncomfortable. | 1.3641 | 0.04344 | 206 | 147 | 43 | 16 |
384 | Honestly Harold, don’t you think you’re carrying this renaissance theme too far. | 1.3641 | 0.01054 | 206 | 160 | 38 | 8 |
385 | Does it wick? | 1.3641 | 0.04398 | 206 | 148 | 41 | 17 |
386 | What if you fall and can’t get up? | 1.3641 | 0.04177 | 206 | 144 | 49 | 13 |
387 | I thought you said knight ride. | 1.3641 | 0.04344 | 206 | 147 | 43 | 16 |
388 | I believe in defensive riding. | 1.3641 | 0.02318 | 206 | 155 | 42 | 9 |
389 | Sorry I thought you said Knight ride. | 1.3627 | 0.04481 | 204 | 148 | 38 | 18 |
390 | This isn’t the Iron Man Competition? | 1.3627 | 0.04372 | 204 | 146 | 42 | 16 |
391 | My knight job is now my day job. | 1.3627 | 0.04535 | 204 | 149 | 36 | 19 |
392 | If they try to kill the messenger I'm ready! | 1.3627 | 0.04087 | 204 | 141 | 52 | 11 |
393 | Think I lost some time on the swim leg. | 1.3627 | 0.04145 | 204 | 142 | 50 | 12 |
394 | God, how ridiculous did that bloke in the green Lycra look? | 1.3627 | 0.04145 | 204 | 142 | 50 | 12 |
395 | Oh, I thought that is what "Iron Man" meant! | 1.3627 | 0.04260 | 204 | 144 | 46 | 14 |
396 | I took the meaning of Iron Man Race too literally. | 1.3627 | 0.04027 | 204 | 147 | 44 | 13 |
397 | I wanted Under Armour, but all they had was Full Body Armour. | 1.3627 | 0.03967 | 204 | 149 | 40 | 15 |
398 | My other bike is a steed. | 1.3614 | 0.04400 | 202 | 145 | 41 | 16 |
399 | They ran out of Under Armour. | 1.3614 | 0.04672 | 202 | 150 | 31 | 21 |
400 | Don't you get metal fatigue? | 1.3614 | 0.03989 | 202 | 138 | 55 | 9 |
401 | I think you misunderstood Night Rider. | 1.3614 | 0.04111 | 202 | 140 | 51 | 11 |
402 | Cycling home from work can be pretty tough after a knight shift. | 1.3614 | 0.04020 | 202 | 144 | 46 | 12 |
403 | Yea, it's heavy; but it's also SPF 1000. | 1.3614 | 0.04344 | 202 | 144 | 43 | 15 |
404 | I'm not looking forward to the swimming segment. | 1.3614 | 0.04456 | 202 | 146 | 39 | 17 |
405 | Bike helmets make me look dorky. | 1.3614 | 0.04111 | 202 | 140 | 51 | 11 |
406 | My ass looks huge in spandex. | 1.3614 | 0.04229 | 202 | 142 | 47 | 13 |
407 | This is how you survive rush hour traffic as a bike messenger. | 1.3614 | 0.04344 | 202 | 144 | 43 | 15 |
408 | It was cheaper than my deductible. | 1.3604 | 0.04116 | 197 | 136 | 51 | 10 |
409 | Hold on. Got some a-hole giving me the evil eye for phoning while riding. | 1.3600 | 0.03981 | 200 | 141 | 48 | 11 |
410 | By chance have you seen the dragon from last weeks cartoon? | 1.3600 | 0.04541 | 200 | 151 | 29 | 20 |
411 | I’ve gotta pull over and get the bugs out my grille. | 1.3600 | 0.04136 | 200 | 144 | 43 | 13 |
412 | No, my mother isn't over-protective. Why do you ask?" | 1.3600 | 0.04372 | 200 | 143 | 42 | 15 |
413 | First time biking on the Brooklyn Bridge? | 1.3600 | 0.04372 | 200 | 145 | 39 | 16 |
414 | So... you prefer heat rash to road rash? | 1.3600 | 0.03011 | 200 | 141 | 54 | 5 |
415 | What? I thought you said a bike and shining armor! | 1.3600 | 0.04541 | 200 | 146 | 36 | 18 |
416 | Sure, I sweat a lot, but I also do more damage to cabs than they do to me. | 1.3586 | 0.04283 | 198 | 140 | 45 | 13 |
417 | It helps if you're going to ignore traffic signals. | 1.3586 | 0.04401 | 198 | 142 | 41 | 15 |
418 | No, once again, this is not Medieval Knievel! | 1.3586 | 0.04401 | 198 | 142 | 41 | 15 |
419 | This is nothing. You should see me in my yoga class. | 1.3586 | 0.04222 | 198 | 139 | 47 | 12 |
420 | I said buy UNDERarmor! | 1.3586 | 0.04222 | 198 | 139 | 47 | 12 |
421 | Technically it's not historically accurate, but have you seen the price of horses? | 1.3586 | 0.04161 | 198 | 138 | 49 | 11 |
422 | It lowers my health insurance premium. | 1.3586 | 0.04572 | 198 | 145 | 35 | 18 |
423 | The City Council has really gotten out of control with these new helmet laws. | 1.3571 | 0.04249 | 196 | 138 | 46 | 12 |
424 | Now they worry they may damage their car. | 1.3571 | 0.04430 | 196 | 141 | 40 | 15 |
425 | My horse got a flat so I had to improvise. | 1.3571 | 0.04430 | 196 | 141 | 40 | 15 |
426 | We're riding through the Bronx; I want to be prepared. | 1.3571 | 0.04124 | 196 | 136 | 50 | 10 |
427 | Safe, sure. But try to find an armor-friendly restroom. | 1.3571 | 0.04249 | 196 | 138 | 46 | 12 |
428 | It works best at full tilt. | 1.3571 | 0.04187 | 196 | 137 | 48 | 11 |
429 | Last I remembered, I told Merlin to make my lance and armor strong. | 1.3571 | 0.04771 | 196 | 147 | 28 | 21 |
430 | No one respects the bike lane anymore. | 1.3571 | 0.04604 | 196 | 144 | 34 | 18 |
431 | You missed the Camelot exit. | 1.3571 | 0.04187 | 196 | 137 | 48 | 11 |
432 | Who needs reflectors when you have shining armor. | 1.3557 | 0.04369 | 194 | 141 | 38 | 15 |
433 | Dress for the job you want. | 1.3557 | 0.04338 | 194 | 141 | 39 | 14 |
434 | Yeah, it’s great as long as it doesn’t rain. | 1.3557 | 0.04213 | 194 | 136 | 47 | 11 |
435 | I mean, I'd prefer a bike lane. | 1.3557 | 0.04459 | 194 | 140 | 39 | 15 |
436 | 'Find a Unicorn' they said. 'It'll be a fun quest,' they said. | 1.3542 | 0.04428 | 192 | 138 | 40 | 14 |
437 | It's arrow dynamic. | 1.3542 | 0.04142 | 192 | 141 | 37 | 14 |
438 | It's not an entirely accurate reenactment. | 1.3542 | 0.04076 | 192 | 140 | 39 | 13 |
439 | Your first time on the 405? | 1.3542 | 0.04550 | 192 | 140 | 36 | 16 |
440 | Working knights? | 1.3542 | 0.04366 | 192 | 137 | 42 | 13 |
441 | Middle Age is just a number. | 1.3542 | 0.04550 | 192 | 140 | 36 | 16 |
442 | It's rain, car, and cab resistant. | 1.3542 | 0.04240 | 192 | 135 | 46 | 11 |
443 | You’re saying Under Armour is something different? | 1.3542 | 0.04366 | 192 | 137 | 42 | 13 |
444 | If you didn't want to be seen biking with me all you had to do was say so. | 1.3526 | 0.04458 | 190 | 137 | 39 | 14 |
445 | Mom, I still don’t see how taking knight classes is supposed to help me get a job... | 1.3526 | 0.04520 | 190 | 138 | 37 | 15 |
446 | You must be new to New York. | 1.3526 | 0.04331 | 190 | 135 | 43 | 12 |
447 | Yup. I'm an urban legend. | 1.3526 | 0.04581 | 190 | 139 | 35 | 16 |
448 | I gotta tell you... one knight stands are the BEST! | 1.3526 | 0.04701 | 190 | 141 | 31 | 18 |
449 | I know it won't save me but the next car that runs me over is going to have a costly dent | 1.3526 | 0.04134 | 190 | 132 | 49 | 9 |
450 | Lance!? | 1.3526 | 0.03927 | 190 | 129 | 55 | 6 |
451 | It's time for drivers to fear the cyclists. | 1.3526 | 0.04458 | 190 | 137 | 39 | 14 |
452 | ''Yikes, I've got to rescue a damsel in ten minutes.'' | 1.3526 | 0.04395 | 190 | 136 | 41 | 13 |
453 | I couldn't resist the free shipping. | 1.3526 | 0.04520 | 190 | 138 | 37 | 15 |
454 | The uphills are brutal but the downhills are fantastic! | 1.3526 | 0.04331 | 190 | 135 | 43 | 12 |
455 | I am my mom's only child. | 1.3526 | 0.04267 | 190 | 134 | 45 | 11 |
456 | WD40 break?? | 1.3526 | 0.04395 | 190 | 136 | 41 | 13 |
457 | How did you know this was my first century? | 1.3526 | 0.04267 | 190 | 134 | 45 | 11 |
458 | No, Ma, I'm NOT wearing a mouthguard! | 1.3526 | 0.04581 | 190 | 139 | 35 | 16 |
459 | I know there are no dragons. You know there are no dragons. But do the dragons know? | 1.3511 | 0.04552 | 188 | 137 | 36 | 15 |
460 | I'll take it off as soon as my Mother cannot see us | 1.3511 | 0.04552 | 188 | 137 | 36 | 15 |
461 | I told you I have a knight job. | 1.3511 | 0.04360 | 188 | 134 | 42 | 12 |
462 | You did bring the WD-40 didn’t you Lois!!? | 1.3511 | 0.04294 | 188 | 133 | 44 | 11 |
463 | I said “night ride!” | 1.3511 | 0.04360 | 188 | 134 | 42 | 12 |
464 | Yes, ‘tis true. Biking is both a noble quest and a pain in the butt. | 1.3511 | 0.04360 | 188 | 134 | 42 | 12 |
465 | I said UNDER armour is good for biking. | 1.3511 | 0.04795 | 188 | 141 | 28 | 19 |
466 | I don’t care what time it is. The Knight is young and I’m on my way over. | 1.3511 | 0.04675 | 188 | 139 | 32 | 17 |
467 | This chain mail wedgy is driving me nuts! | 1.3511 | 0.04227 | 188 | 132 | 46 | 10 |
468 | It also repels White House tweets. | 1.3511 | 0.04489 | 188 | 136 | 38 | 14 |
469 | I'm training for the Tinman competition | 1.3511 | 0.04552 | 188 | 137 | 36 | 15 |
470 | I don’t know about you, but I heard your coach say train IN Under Armour, not UNDER armor. | 1.3511 | 0.04552 | 188 | 137 | 36 | 15 |
471 | It's not that kind of ironman competition.... | 1.3511 | 0.04614 | 188 | 138 | 34 | 16 |
472 | I'm in the extreme witless witness protection program. | 1.3511 | 0.04360 | 188 | 134 | 42 | 12 |
473 | When I said 'Let's go for a night bike ride,' I never expected THIS! | 1.3511 | 0.04360 | 188 | 134 | 42 | 12 |
474 | I prefer over armor. | 1.3511 | 0.03102 | 188 | 146 | 31 | 11 |
475 | Now when they honk, I just say 'Ni!' | 1.3511 | 0.04227 | 188 | 132 | 46 | 10 |
476 | Now if I don't crash, I'll feel cheated. | 1.3511 | 0.04552 | 188 | 137 | 36 | 15 |
477 | It's from a company called OverArmor | 1.3511 | 0.04360 | 188 | 134 | 42 | 12 |
478 | I bet I can beat you to the bottom of the hill. | 1.3511 | 0.03688 | 188 | 142 | 33 | 13 |
479 | It suits you. | 1.3511 | 0.04227 | 188 | 132 | 46 | 10 |
480 | Because lycra looks ridiculous. | 1.3511 | 0.04294 | 188 | 133 | 44 | 11 |
481 | Don't you know that fashion is cyclical? | 1.3511 | 0.04227 | 188 | 132 | 46 | 10 |
482 | Prithee, I be on thy left, my lady. | 1.3511 | 0.04489 | 188 | 136 | 38 | 14 |
483 | Lancelot Armstrong, milady. | 1.3511 | 0.04360 | 188 | 134 | 42 | 12 |
484 | Have you seen a dragon on a unicycle? | 1.3511 | 0.04457 | 188 | 138 | 35 | 15 |
485 | I got bullied as a kid. | 1.3511 | 0.02711 | 188 | 141 | 39 | 8 |
486 | Our studio isn't as spacious as the tower but at least we moved out of her mother's place | 1.3511 | 0.04552 | 188 | 137 | 36 | 15 |
487 | I’m a little rusty | 1.3511 | 0.04425 | 188 | 135 | 40 | 13 |
488 | I’m a bit worried about the swimming part of the Ironman. | 1.3511 | 0.04735 | 188 | 143 | 27 | 18 |
489 | I feel ridiculous without my lance. | 1.3511 | 0.04056 | 188 | 134 | 44 | 10 |
490 | My other ride is at the vet. | 1.3511 | 0.04552 | 188 | 137 | 36 | 15 |
491 | These new bike lanes are worse than running the gauntlet. | 1.3511 | 0.04294 | 188 | 133 | 44 | 11 |
492 | They said it was an Ironman Competition | 1.3508 | 0.04439 | 191 | 138 | 39 | 14 |
493 | Are you sure this road will lead to Queens? | 1.3495 | 0.04708 | 186 | 138 | 31 | 17 |
494 | So I realized, some day my prince WON'T come, and decided to be more proactive. | 1.3495 | 0.04455 | 186 | 134 | 39 | 13 |
495 | I sure hope it doesn't rain. | 1.3495 | 0.04186 | 186 | 130 | 47 | 9 |
496 | Uber armor | 1.3495 | 0.04255 | 186 | 138 | 36 | 12 |
497 | Of course it's a steel frame. | 1.3495 | 0.04583 | 186 | 136 | 35 | 15 |
498 | As part of my cruelty-free knight services, I don't so much "slay" dragons as I "relocate" them to their native habitats. | 1.3495 | 0.04519 | 186 | 135 | 37 | 14 |
499 | Yes...you actually can be too safe. | 1.3495 | 0.04583 | 186 | 136 | 35 | 15 |
500 | I just wish I could shower and change once I get to work. | 1.3495 | 0.04583 | 186 | 136 | 35 | 15 |
501 | I meant that our biking group is middle aged. | 1.3495 | 0.04455 | 186 | 134 | 39 | 13 |
502 | A horse, a horse! My fiefdom for a horse! | 1.3495 | 0.03861 | 186 | 141 | 33 | 12 |
503 | Do you know how expensive it is to board a horse in the city? | 1.3495 | 0.04255 | 186 | 131 | 45 | 10 |
504 | Ask me if I care whether a self-driving car would stop for me. | 1.3495 | 0.04519 | 186 | 135 | 37 | 14 |
505 | Recycling the old Crysler seemed like a great idea. | 1.3495 | 0.04389 | 186 | 133 | 41 | 12 |
506 | Of course I know how, I'm just a little rusty. | 1.3495 | 0.04322 | 186 | 132 | 43 | 11 |
507 | No, the Renaissance Fair was last week | 1.3495 | 0.03422 | 186 | 139 | 37 | 10 |
508 | True, the aerodynamics are great, but I'm a tad concerned about the swimming portion." | 1.3495 | 0.04322 | 186 | 132 | 43 | 11 |
509 | Aren't you glad you weren't raised by my mother? | 1.3495 | 0.04708 | 186 | 138 | 31 | 17 |
510 | I admire your mettle. | 1.3495 | 0.04322 | 186 | 132 | 43 | 11 |
511 | It's my personal quest so don't judge. | 1.3495 | 0.03823 | 186 | 140 | 33 | 13 |
512 | I dress for the job I want. | 1.3495 | 0.04322 | 186 | 132 | 43 | 11 |
513 | Just on my way to my knight job. | 1.3495 | 0.04519 | 186 | 135 | 37 | 14 |
514 | My commute doesn’t have any bike lanes. | 1.3495 | 0.04322 | 186 | 132 | 43 | 11 |
515 | I've been invited to the Round Table for lunch. | 1.3495 | 0.04255 | 186 | 134 | 41 | 11 |
516 | It doesn't breathe, but it's very durable and stain resistant. | 1.3495 | 0.04322 | 186 | 132 | 43 | 11 |
517 | I'm only wearing Under Armour today. | 1.3495 | 0.04583 | 186 | 136 | 35 | 15 |
518 | It's even more difficult in yoga class. | 1.3495 | 0.04455 | 186 | 134 | 39 | 13 |
519 | On your lefte. | 1.3495 | 0.04708 | 186 | 138 | 31 | 17 |
520 | I started with ankle weights then I guess I got carried away. | 1.3495 | 0.04519 | 186 | 135 | 37 | 14 |
521 | I'm late for the caption contest of two weeks ago | 1.3483 | 0.04794 | 178 | 132 | 30 | 16 |
522 | You wouldn't believe my cell reception. | 1.3481 | 0.04258 | 181 | 127 | 45 | 9 |
523 | When I said Middle Age I was referring to the difficulty level. | 1.3478 | 0.03521 | 184 | 138 | 36 | 10 |
524 | I thought this was an Iron Man competition. | 1.3478 | 0.04247 | 184 | 137 | 33 | 14 |
525 | Me? I 'm going to New Jersey | 1.3478 | 0.04551 | 184 | 134 | 36 | 14 |
526 | 'The helmet is mandatory; the rest is just a matching outfit.' | 1.3478 | 0.04351 | 184 | 131 | 42 | 11 |
527 | Might you be in distress? | 1.3476 | 0.04499 | 187 | 136 | 37 | 14 |
528 | Can I at least be your knight on a shiny bicycle? | 1.3468 | 0.04608 | 173 | 125 | 36 | 12 |
529 | Sure, there’s chaffing. But it’s worth the peace of mind when riding in the city. | 1.3462 | 0.03980 | 182 | 137 | 32 | 13 |
530 | Jousting hasn't been the same since I made the switch. | 1.3462 | 0.04239 | 182 | 128 | 45 | 9 |
531 | When I asked you to wear protection, I didn't have this in mind. | 1.3462 | 0.04380 | 182 | 130 | 41 | 11 |
532 | Dressing for the job you want has its disadvantages. | 1.3462 | 0.04714 | 182 | 135 | 31 | 16 |
533 | Yeah, well, "Polycarbonate Man" just doesn't have the same ring to it. | 1.3462 | 0.04449 | 182 | 131 | 39 | 12 |
534 | Yeah, it's heavy, but I have one of those "Help I have fallen and I can't get up" buttons | 1.3462 | 0.04449 | 182 | 131 | 39 | 12 |
535 | I can’t believe it! This woman next to me is dressed like she’s in the Tour de France. People are so crazy these days. | 1.3459 | 0.04193 | 185 | 130 | 46 | 9 |
536 | Crazy, right? I was going for Steampunk and wound up totally Renaissance. | 1.3459 | 0.04465 | 185 | 134 | 38 | 13 |
537 | I'm wearing Under Armour too. | 1.3444 | 0.04409 | 180 | 139 | 25 | 16 |
538 | Bought it from some guy named Arthur. | 1.3444 | 0.04338 | 180 | 128 | 42 | 10 |
539 | I know it's insane but so are these unprotected bike lanes. | 1.3444 | 0.04409 | 180 | 129 | 40 | 11 |
540 | It's not about safety. It's about being noticed. | 1.3444 | 0.03965 | 180 | 131 | 40 | 9 |
541 | Why does everyone assume I'm from Connecticut? | 1.3444 | 0.04479 | 180 | 130 | 38 | 12 |
542 | Yes, I was overprotected as a child. Why do you ask? | 1.3444 | 0.04374 | 180 | 131 | 37 | 12 |
543 | It’s actually carbon fiber. | 1.3427 | 0.04510 | 178 | 129 | 37 | 12 |
544 | Look, it’s Central Park. I’m taking no chances. | 1.3427 | 0.04510 | 178 | 129 | 37 | 12 |
545 | It's allowed me to get off the pill. | 1.3427 | 0.04915 | 178 | 135 | 25 | 18 |
546 | If you must know, I got the suit from an armadillo in Amarillo. The hair came from a fair in Bonaire. I stole the bike. | 1.3427 | 0.04850 | 178 | 134 | 27 | 17 |
547 | ...Because I realized the similarity between being hit by a jousting lance and a car door. | 1.3427 | 0.04439 | 178 | 128 | 39 | 11 |
548 | Okay, so I ordered the wrong 'Night Rider' outfit. | 1.3427 | 0.03698 | 178 | 138 | 27 | 13 |
549 | Can't talk now. I'm in a different dimension. | 1.3427 | 0.04649 | 178 | 131 | 33 | 14 |
550 | I’ve found that ‘protected bike lane’ is a misnomer. | 1.3427 | 0.04294 | 178 | 126 | 43 | 9 |
551 | I thought they said this CBD stuff wasn't psychoactive. | 1.3427 | 0.04717 | 178 | 132 | 31 | 15 |
552 | Yeah but I’m still ahead of you. | 1.3409 | 0.04170 | 176 | 123 | 46 | 7 |
553 | The boss man replaced ‘Casual Friday’ with ‘Cavalier Friday.’ | 1.3409 | 0.04011 | 176 | 121 | 50 | 5 |
554 | Have you seen a scarecrow with a lion around here? | 1.3409 | 0.04470 | 176 | 127 | 38 | 11 |
555 | I hope this works. There are a lot of dogs on my route. | 1.3409 | 0.04397 | 176 | 126 | 40 | 10 |
556 | Yeah, the carbon fiber frame really cuts down on weight. | 1.3409 | 0.04542 | 176 | 128 | 36 | 12 |
557 | You must not know about the pigeons. | 1.3409 | 0.04752 | 176 | 131 | 30 | 15 |
558 | Does it wick well? | 1.3409 | 0.04247 | 176 | 124 | 44 | 8 |
559 | You're wearing Under Armor, I'm wearing Over Armor. | 1.3409 | 0.04470 | 176 | 127 | 38 | 11 |
560 | One too many potholes. | 1.3409 | 0.04397 | 176 | 126 | 40 | 10 |
561 | Medieval exercise is the new caveman diet. | 1.3409 | 0.04322 | 176 | 125 | 42 | 9 |
562 | Weight training, aerobics, and self defense - all in one! | 1.3409 | 0.04322 | 176 | 125 | 42 | 9 |
563 | It does wonders for right of way. | 1.3409 | 0.04470 | 176 | 127 | 38 | 11 |
564 | Not only that, but the SPF is like, super-high! | 1.3391 | 0.04501 | 174 | 126 | 37 | 11 |
565 | There are no bike lanes in my neighborhood. | 1.3391 | 0.04647 | 174 | 128 | 33 | 13 |
566 | To seek and find the holy grail, obviously. | 1.3391 | 0.04501 | 174 | 126 | 37 | 11 |
567 | Yes, it's true. One day your prince will come, but not today. Now beat it. | 1.3391 | 0.04682 | 174 | 131 | 28 | 15 |
568 | Why yes, I am training for an Ironman. | 1.3391 | 0.04718 | 174 | 129 | 31 | 14 |
569 | I'm feeling a bit rusty today. | 1.3391 | 0.04351 | 174 | 124 | 41 | 9 |
570 | Hey, buddy, I think you missed your turn centuries ago. | 1.3391 | 0.04427 | 174 | 125 | 39 | 10 |
571 | It's a little heavier than spandex but not as silly-looking. | 1.3391 | 0.04647 | 174 | 128 | 33 | 13 |
572 | I spent a lot of time in the Turret de France. | 1.3391 | 0.04427 | 174 | 125 | 39 | 10 |
573 | We don't do plastic where I come from | 1.3391 | 0.04718 | 174 | 129 | 31 | 14 |
574 | I’m on my way to Canada just in case this piece of shit gets re-elected. | 1.3391 | 0.04274 | 174 | 133 | 27 | 14 |
575 | Yeah, I know, but to get the cheapest personal health insurance rate... | 1.3391 | 0.04427 | 174 | 130 | 31 | 13 |
576 | Which century ride? | 1.3391 | 0.04427 | 174 | 125 | 39 | 10 |
577 | It’s available in carbon, Kevlar, and titanium actually. | 1.3391 | 0.04427 | 174 | 125 | 39 | 10 |
578 | Trying to ride with this helmet is feudal. | 1.3391 | 0.04787 | 174 | 130 | 29 | 15 |
579 | Strip-o-gram at Belvedere Castle. | 1.3373 | 0.03927 | 169 | 125 | 35 | 9 |
580 | Metal to the pedal! | 1.3372 | 0.04681 | 172 | 127 | 32 | 13 |
581 | It's a one-steed. | 1.3372 | 0.03799 | 172 | 131 | 33 | 8 |
582 | I'm allergic to horses. | 1.3372 | 0.04533 | 172 | 125 | 36 | 11 |
583 | Although I still regret misinterpreting "Ironman", it's not so bad now that I've completed the swim portion. | 1.3372 | 0.04533 | 172 | 125 | 36 | 11 |
584 | Yes, it's my first Iron Man. | 1.3372 | 0.04458 | 172 | 124 | 38 | 10 |
585 | Yes, I'm a knight of the round tire. | 1.3372 | 0.04753 | 172 | 128 | 30 | 14 |
586 | It was either this or a ridiculous deductible. | 1.3372 | 0.04458 | 172 | 124 | 38 | 10 |
587 | You know they make reflective biking gear now, right? | 1.3372 | 0.04302 | 172 | 122 | 42 | 8 |
588 | I'm telling you, I'm gonna get this "Medieval Kneivel" thing to stick. | 1.3372 | 0.04824 | 172 | 129 | 28 | 15 |
589 | It's uncomfortable, tiresome, and slow. On the plus side, no manure. | 1.3372 | 0.04302 | 172 | 122 | 42 | 8 |
590 | Passing on your left 600 years ago. | 1.3372 | 0.04342 | 172 | 125 | 37 | 10 |
591 | Forsooth my lady: I passeth on thy left. Fare-thee-well. | 1.3372 | 0.04681 | 172 | 127 | 32 | 13 |
592 | I know most people sign a waiver. But I'm self insured. | 1.3372 | 0.04458 | 172 | 124 | 38 | 10 |
593 | I just wear a helmut now that there are dedicated bike lanes." | 1.3372 | 0.03754 | 172 | 125 | 40 | 7 |
594 | It prevents inner thigh chaffing and crotch soreness but the downside is rust. | 1.3372 | 0.04458 | 172 | 124 | 38 | 10 |
595 | It’s my anti-fast-fashion clothing line: Over Armour. | 1.3372 | 0.03754 | 172 | 128 | 35 | 9 |
596 | Who said you need to stop riding a bike in the city just because you don't have health insurance? | 1.3372 | 0.04608 | 172 | 126 | 34 | 12 |
597 | I'm really regretting those garlic fries right now. | 1.3372 | 0.04681 | 172 | 127 | 32 | 13 |
598 | My horse is on maternity leave." | 1.3333 | 0.04776 | 174 | 131 | 28 | 15 |
599 | Chastity belt's the worst. | 1.3333 | 0.04837 | 171 | 129 | 27 | 15 |
600 | So this English guy calls, and asks for delivery by a fort knight. | 1.3333 | 0.04692 | 171 | 127 | 31 | 13 |
601 | Omigosh, it started when I got some chain mail. | 1.3314 | 0.04801 | 169 | 127 | 28 | 14 |
602 | 'Tis I, Lancelot Armstrong." | 1.3314 | 0.05016 | 169 | 130 | 22 | 17 |
603 | I'm a bit rusty. | 1.3314 | 0.04498 | 169 | 123 | 36 | 10 |
604 | You dropped your Lance, Armstrong!!! | 1.3314 | 0.04576 | 169 | 124 | 34 | 11 |
605 | Sounds like you need to oil your chain-mail! | 1.3314 | 0.04339 | 169 | 121 | 40 | 8 |
606 | Don't worry, the steel is organic AND Fair Trade! | 1.3314 | 0.04727 | 169 | 126 | 30 | 13 |
607 | So I said to her 'Don't stare at me like that. You're the one who said you wanted a knight in shining armour'. Then she just did one of those shrugs and left. | 1.3314 | 0.04727 | 169 | 126 | 30 | 13 |
608 | I'm chafed in places I didn't think were possible. | 1.3314 | 0.04727 | 169 | 126 | 30 | 13 |
609 | Can I borrow your water bottle? Mine's filled with oil. | 1.3314 | 0.04498 | 169 | 123 | 36 | 10 |
610 | Wow! I thought I had the oldest riding gear around. Where'd you get that fanny pack? | 1.3314 | 0.04652 | 169 | 125 | 32 | 12 |
611 | Did you expect me to say something cheesy like “Nice knight for a ride”? | 1.3314 | 0.04001 | 169 | 117 | 48 | 4 |
612 | Why am I wearing plate armor? Because my chain mail kept getting caught in the front gear. | 1.3314 | 0.04419 | 169 | 122 | 38 | 9 |
613 | It's the only sunblock guaranteed to work. | 1.3314 | 0.04498 | 169 | 123 | 36 | 10 |
614 | I haven’t quite recovered from the end of Game of Thrones. | 1.3314 | 0.04498 | 169 | 123 | 36 | 10 |
615 | You did say a Knight ride didn't you? | 1.3293 | 0.04450 | 167 | 121 | 37 | 9 |
616 | SPF 200 | 1.3293 | 0.03840 | 167 | 126 | 32 | 9 |
617 | See? When it gets hot, I can lift the visor. | 1.3293 | 0.04368 | 167 | 120 | 39 | 8 |
618 | When I court a lady, I do it old school. | 1.3293 | 0.04450 | 167 | 121 | 37 | 9 |
619 | UNDER Armor? What's that? | 1.3293 | 0.04838 | 167 | 126 | 27 | 14 |
620 | My noble stead’s in the shop. | 1.3293 | 0.04530 | 167 | 122 | 35 | 10 |
621 | With everything going on in the world, a tin-foil hat wasn't enough. | 1.3293 | 0.04609 | 167 | 123 | 33 | 11 |
622 | They said it was a Knight Ride!? | 1.3293 | 0.04686 | 167 | 124 | 31 | 12 |
623 | I just got tired of the cat-calling | 1.3293 | 0.04530 | 167 | 122 | 35 | 10 |
624 | Oh, they didn't say "metal to the pedal" ? | 1.3293 | 0.04284 | 167 | 125 | 32 | 10 |
625 | I heard there was going to be a Trump rally. | 1.3293 | 0.04530 | 167 | 122 | 35 | 10 |
626 | Can you please stop critiquing my form? I know I'm a little rusty. | 1.3293 | 0.04609 | 167 | 123 | 33 | 11 |
627 | Not everybody can pull off spandex. | 1.3293 | 0.04686 | 167 | 124 | 31 | 12 |
628 | My time? My time was 500 years ago. | 1.3293 | 0.04686 | 167 | 124 | 31 | 12 |
629 | How many times have you been hit by a car? | 1.3293 | 0.04368 | 167 | 120 | 39 | 8 |
630 | It was cheaper than buying healthcare. | 1.3293 | 0.04609 | 167 | 123 | 33 | 11 |
631 | The battle starts in 15 minutes. Pick up the pace, sweetheart! | 1.3293 | 0.04450 | 167 | 121 | 37 | 9 |
632 | You should consider upgrading to carbon fiber. | 1.3293 | 0.04530 | 167 | 122 | 35 | 10 |
633 | He's in pretty good shape for being middle-aged | 1.3293 | 0.04746 | 164 | 122 | 30 | 12 |
634 | It's from the Met's fall collection | 1.3293 | 0.04824 | 164 | 123 | 28 | 13 |
635 | Well, they said it was an iron man race. | 1.3293 | 0.04586 | 164 | 120 | 34 | 10 |
636 | I’m training for the Iron Man | 1.3293 | 0.04901 | 164 | 124 | 26 | 14 |
637 | It's OK Mom. It's just a bike ride in the park for a first date, and yes, I bought protection in case he has ideas. | 1.3293 | 0.04586 | 164 | 120 | 34 | 10 |
638 | Let’s see that junkyard dog try to bite me now. | 1.3293 | 0.04462 | 164 | 121 | 33 | 10 |
639 | It’s my day-to-knight look. | 1.3293 | 0.04824 | 164 | 123 | 28 | 13 |
640 | There's something weird about this city. | 1.3293 | 0.04667 | 164 | 121 | 32 | 11 |
641 | Daily. But lately I’ve been riding knightly. | 1.3293 | 0.04667 | 164 | 121 | 32 | 11 |
642 | I find it breathes better than lycra. | 1.3293 | 0.04247 | 164 | 116 | 42 | 6 |
643 | This isn't how I expected to meet my knight in shining armor. | 1.3273 | 0.04876 | 165 | 125 | 26 | 14 |
644 | You have any WD-40?” Don Dechman - Austin, TX | 1.3273 | 0.04562 | 165 | 121 | 34 | 10 |
645 | What makes you suspect that I’m the one who used a lance to knock your friend off her bike? | 1.3273 | 0.04481 | 165 | 120 | 36 | 9 |
646 | They did say iron man. | 1.3273 | 0.04481 | 165 | 120 | 36 | 9 |
647 | 'Excuse me, where did you get your water bottle?' | 1.3273 | 0.03955 | 165 | 128 | 28 | 9 |
648 | See ya'. I have a lunch reservation at The Algonquin. | 1.3273 | 0.04643 | 165 | 122 | 32 | 11 |
649 | Without the whole gear, the helmet alone makes me look ridiculous. | 1.3273 | 0.04562 | 165 | 121 | 34 | 10 |
650 | ..and I never got back on that horse again. | 1.3273 | 0.04682 | 165 | 125 | 27 | 13 |
651 | Can we stop at White Castle? | 1.3273 | 0.04313 | 165 | 125 | 29 | 11 |
652 | I thought you said we should ride all knight | 1.3273 | 0.04313 | 165 | 128 | 24 | 13 |
653 | I should be making better time but I’m a little rusty! | 1.3273 | 0.04138 | 165 | 118 | 41 | 6 |
654 | I’m in training for my first Ironman. | 1.3273 | 0.04643 | 165 | 122 | 32 | 11 |
655 | Yes, he said 'knight shift,' but it was over the phone. | 1.3272 | 0.04620 | 162 | 119 | 33 | 10 |
656 | I hate when our boss plans a battle on Bike to Work Day. | 1.3272 | 0.04783 | 162 | 121 | 29 | 12 |
657 | The downhills are great. | 1.3272 | 0.04783 | 162 | 121 | 29 | 12 |
658 | Yes, it is heavy, but it works better than your underarmor. | 1.3272 | 0.04940 | 162 | 123 | 25 | 14 |
659 | Over Armour® just doesn't have the same appeal. | 1.3272 | 0.04783 | 162 | 121 | 29 | 12 |
660 | you could have worn sunscreen, ya know. | 1.3272 | 0.04536 | 162 | 118 | 35 | 9 |
661 | 'Jesus, Fred, you were supposed to buy Under Armour.' | 1.3272 | 0.04783 | 162 | 121 | 29 | 12 |
662 | Get jousted just once and you'll understand | 1.3272 | 0.04364 | 162 | 116 | 39 | 7 |
663 | I read the consumer warning that came with the bike. | 1.3272 | 0.04940 | 162 | 123 | 25 | 14 |
664 | After this I'm going to my serf lesson | 1.3272 | 0.04702 | 162 | 120 | 31 | 11 |
665 | Wow, and I thought I looked like an asshole. | 1.3272 | 0.04940 | 162 | 123 | 25 | 14 |
666 | I could get used to this horseless horse. | 1.3272 | 0.04451 | 162 | 117 | 37 | 8 |
667 | It’s the only way I feel safe on the road with all those scooters. | 1.3272 | 0.04862 | 162 | 122 | 27 | 13 |
668 | You must be from out of town. | 1.3272 | 0.04862 | 162 | 122 | 27 | 13 |
669 | It produced too much methane. | 1.3272 | 0.04091 | 162 | 117 | 39 | 6 |
670 | It’s an airbag for bicycles. | 1.3272 | 0.04620 | 162 | 119 | 33 | 10 |
671 | Training for the Ironman?!? | 1.3272 | 0.04862 | 162 | 122 | 27 | 13 |
672 | On ye lefte, peasant | 1.3272 | 0.04620 | 162 | 119 | 33 | 10 |
673 | Swimming can be the toughest part of an Iron Man Triathalon. | 1.3272 | 0.04862 | 162 | 122 | 27 | 13 |
674 | Why stop at a helmet? | 1.3272 | 0.04702 | 162 | 120 | 31 | 11 |
675 | On the bright side: no more dry-cleaning! | 1.3272 | 0.04451 | 162 | 117 | 37 | 8 |
676 | It's an advantage in this leg of the triathlon, but I'm worried about running. | 1.3272 | 0.04702 | 162 | 120 | 31 | 11 |
677 | If someone tries to hit me I'm taking the car with me. | 1.3250 | 0.03920 | 160 | 120 | 32 | 8 |
678 | You think that plastic helmet's gonna help you? | 1.3250 | 0.04820 | 160 | 120 | 28 | 12 |
679 | I had no idea there was a Tour de Camelot. | 1.3250 | 0.04980 | 160 | 122 | 24 | 14 |
680 | It's a low budget sequel to Knight Rider. | 1.3250 | 0.04980 | 160 | 122 | 24 | 14 |
681 | Well, it’s practical, and I’m Mitch McConnell’s daughter. | 1.3250 | 0.04901 | 160 | 121 | 26 | 13 |
682 | Embarrassing? Well, the drivers are too busy with their phones to notice me anyway… | 1.3250 | 0.05059 | 160 | 123 | 22 | 15 |
683 | First time on the parkway? | 1.3250 | 0.04820 | 160 | 120 | 28 | 12 |
684 | I had to buy it. This was the only model with a codpiece. | 1.3250 | 0.04738 | 160 | 119 | 30 | 11 |
685 | It's no more stupid than your outfit! | 1.3250 | 0.04654 | 160 | 118 | 32 | 10 |
686 | I went in for a new helmet and they sold me the matching protective suit half-price | 1.3250 | 0.04569 | 160 | 117 | 34 | 9 |
687 | My horse quit to work for Uber. | 1.3250 | 0.04696 | 160 | 121 | 27 | 12 |
688 | SPF 1 million. | 1.3250 | 0.04980 | 160 | 122 | 24 | 14 |
689 | PETA won’t let me joust with a horse anymore. | 1.3250 | 0.04738 | 160 | 119 | 30 | 11 |
690 | It's like a horse, but you don't have to feed it. | 1.3250 | 0.04482 | 160 | 116 | 36 | 8 |
691 | Jousting is great, but getting there is a pain. | 1.3250 | 0.04569 | 160 | 117 | 34 | 9 |
692 | I can win if I make my lance arm strong. | 1.3250 | 0.04980 | 160 | 122 | 24 | 14 |
693 | I stared feeling bad for the horse. | 1.3250 | 0.04738 | 160 | 119 | 30 | 11 |
694 | My mom worries a lot... | 1.3230 | 0.04458 | 161 | 117 | 36 | 8 |
695 | It's vintage athleisure. | 1.3230 | 0.04371 | 161 | 116 | 38 | 7 |
696 | The good news is I no longer fear Dodge Chargers. | 1.3226 | 0.04478 | 155 | 112 | 36 | 7 |
697 | It's SPF 1150 AD | 1.3226 | 0.04478 | 155 | 112 | 36 | 7 |
698 | I'm pretty sure the clanking is on your end. | 1.3226 | 0.04478 | 155 | 112 | 36 | 7 |
699 | Oh! You meant "night riding". | 1.3208 | 0.03922 | 159 | 125 | 23 | 11 |
700 | I said let's go for a night ride not a knight ride. | 1.3208 | 0.04664 | 159 | 118 | 31 | 10 |
701 | I want to be noticed, and I hate the way my butt looks in spandex. | 1.3208 | 0.04400 | 159 | 115 | 37 | 7 |
702 | This is New York City, so, no, I'm not overdoing it | 1.3208 | 0.04400 | 159 | 115 | 37 | 7 |
703 | I‘m the original knight rider! | 1.3208 | 0.04664 | 159 | 118 | 31 | 10 |
704 | I didn't spell-check my order for Under Armour. | 1.3208 | 0.04748 | 159 | 119 | 29 | 11 |
705 | Do you quest here often? | 1.3208 | 0.04913 | 159 | 121 | 25 | 13 |
706 | Because it's much cheaper than health insurance. | 1.3205 | 0.04454 | 156 | 113 | 36 | 7 |
707 | How did you guess I have an over protective mother? | 1.3205 | 0.04636 | 156 | 115 | 32 | 9 |
708 | Thou shalt not pass! | 1.3205 | 0.04636 | 156 | 115 | 32 | 9 |
709 | I say we call it a knight. | 1.3205 | 0.04454 | 156 | 113 | 36 | 7 |
710 | First time biking in the city, eh? | 1.3205 | 0.04360 | 156 | 115 | 34 | 7 |
711 | It’s not so bad, but I passed on the matching bike shorts. | 1.3205 | 0.04811 | 156 | 117 | 28 | 11 |
712 | I though you said you wanted to go for a knight ride. | 1.3205 | 0.04897 | 156 | 118 | 26 | 12 |
713 | Now that the swimming portion of the triathlon is over, I'm not too worried about the rest. | 1.3203 | 0.04315 | 153 | 109 | 39 | 5 |
714 | I have meetings today, so I have to wear a suit. | 1.3203 | 0.04964 | 153 | 116 | 25 | 12 |
715 | You're either an extra in Spamalot or just assuming you'll be hit in an unprotected bike lane. | 1.3203 | 0.03669 | 153 | 118 | 27 | 8 |
716 | Horse's day off! | 1.3203 | 0.04214 | 153 | 112 | 35 | 6 |
717 | It IS my first time in the big city. How could you tell? | 1.3203 | 0.04510 | 153 | 111 | 35 | 7 |
718 | I said N-I-G-H-T ride! | 1.3203 | 0.04605 | 153 | 112 | 33 | 8 |
719 | I just feel like such an anachronism. | 1.3203 | 0.04510 | 153 | 111 | 35 | 7 |
720 | Is that a water bottle or an oil can? | 1.3203 | 0.04414 | 153 | 110 | 37 | 6 |
721 | Didn't you use to ride with a Lance? | 1.3203 | 0.04510 | 153 | 111 | 35 | 7 |
722 | Wow! That’s not exactly what I meant when I said I had a thing for Night Rider. | 1.3203 | 0.04788 | 153 | 114 | 29 | 10 |
723 | It's so hard to rent a horse in the city. | 1.3203 | 0.04605 | 153 | 112 | 33 | 8 |
724 | OK, got it. Algonquin, main dining room, usual table, noon. I'm on my way! | 1.3203 | 0.04697 | 153 | 113 | 31 | 9 |
725 | I was able to do the running portion, and the biking part is going well, but I'm worried about the swimming part! | 1.3203 | 0.04697 | 153 | 113 | 31 | 9 |
726 | Why stop with a tin foil hat? | 1.3203 | 0.04414 | 153 | 115 | 29 | 9 |
727 | On thy right, m'lady! | 1.3203 | 0.04510 | 153 | 111 | 35 | 7 |
728 | I've been invited to a Republican cocktail party; I just want to be safe. | 1.3203 | 0.04964 | 153 | 116 | 25 | 12 |
729 | I'm training to be an Iron Man. | 1.3203 | 0.04877 | 153 | 115 | 27 | 11 |
730 | It's the only way I'll get the full discount from my HMO. | 1.3203 | 0.04877 | 153 | 115 | 27 | 11 |
731 | Nice knight for a bike ride! | 1.3203 | 0.04788 | 153 | 114 | 29 | 10 |
732 | Pothole and a time vortex up ahead on your right. | 1.3203 | 0.04605 | 153 | 112 | 33 | 8 |
733 | It was an eco-decision, really. Fiery steeds drop a lot of manure. | 1.3203 | 0.04605 | 153 | 112 | 33 | 8 |
734 | I said I just wanted a helmet but they threw in the whole suit for free! | 1.3203 | 0.04964 | 153 | 116 | 25 | 12 |
735 | You said it was Joust around the corner | 1.3185 | 0.04522 | 157 | 115 | 34 | 8 |
736 | Trying to decide which is worse, road rash or heat rash. | 1.3182 | 0.04486 | 154 | 112 | 35 | 7 |
737 | You never listen, I said “under” armor. | 1.3182 | 0.04579 | 154 | 113 | 33 | 8 |
738 | No, I'm not jesting. | 1.3182 | 0.04486 | 154 | 112 | 35 | 7 |
739 | I circle the park because I'm Sir Cumference... | 1.3182 | 0.04579 | 154 | 113 | 33 | 8 |
740 | I miss my steed. | 1.3182 | 0.04761 | 154 | 115 | 29 | 10 |
741 | Jousting horses have a surprisingly large carbon footprint. | 1.3182 | 0.04671 | 154 | 114 | 31 | 9 |
742 | "I moved here for the knight life, but so far it's been pretty disappointing!" | 1.3182 | 0.04390 | 154 | 111 | 37 | 6 |
743 | Maybe you're starting to break down my armor. | 1.3182 | 0.04849 | 154 | 116 | 27 | 11 |
744 | I'm a crusader for bike lanes. | 1.3179 | 0.05005 | 151 | 115 | 24 | 12 |
745 | It beats the hassle of changing at fencing class." | 1.3179 | 0.04826 | 151 | 113 | 28 | 10 |
746 | Only problem is the rain | 1.3179 | 0.04543 | 151 | 110 | 34 | 7 |
747 | Mark my words, this will be the goat yoga of the 2020s. | 1.3179 | 0.04543 | 151 | 110 | 34 | 7 |
748 | I thought I told you it was a knight ride. | 1.3179 | 0.04543 | 151 | 110 | 34 | 7 |
749 | All this, and I still swallowed a fly! | 1.3179 | 0.04444 | 151 | 109 | 36 | 6 |
750 | It's like riding a horse. | 1.3179 | 0.04733 | 151 | 112 | 30 | 9 |
751 | umm...when I suggested a night ride... | 1.3179 | 0.05005 | 151 | 115 | 24 | 12 |
752 | My ass still hurts. | 1.3179 | 0.03305 | 151 | 112 | 36 | 3 |
753 | Biking in this city is war. | 1.3179 | 0.04826 | 151 | 113 | 28 | 10 |
754 | Easy... Cars, bullets, dogs. | 1.3179 | 0.04733 | 151 | 112 | 30 | 9 |
755 | Oh, you said Under Armour? | 1.3179 | 0.04916 | 151 | 114 | 26 | 11 |
756 | There is a city wide dragon alert. | 1.3179 | 0.04733 | 151 | 112 | 30 | 9 |
757 | I'll put my metal to the pedal and be there soon. | 1.3179 | 0.05005 | 151 | 115 | 24 | 12 |
758 | With all the distracted drivers out there, just a helmet doesn't cut it anymore! | 1.3168 | 0.04698 | 161 | 121 | 29 | 11 |
759 | You don't need to be my knight in shining armor everywhere we go. | 1.3168 | 0.04443 | 161 | 118 | 35 | 8 |
760 | Trust me, you'll never look back once you start using a helmet with a visor. | 1.3158 | 0.04518 | 152 | 111 | 34 | 7 |
761 | Are you hot? I'm hot. | 1.3158 | 0.04518 | 152 | 111 | 34 | 7 |
762 | It’s called overarmor! | 1.3158 | 0.04888 | 152 | 115 | 26 | 11 |
763 | You're safer behind me going downhill. | 1.3158 | 0.04420 | 152 | 110 | 36 | 6 |
764 | Wuddaya mean the mail must go through? | 1.3158 | 0.04707 | 152 | 113 | 30 | 9 |
765 | You said I'd 'hit the wall' after 20 miles... I'm ready! | 1.3158 | 0.04707 | 152 | 113 | 30 | 9 |
766 | I like to think I'm reriding history. | 1.3158 | 0.04613 | 152 | 112 | 32 | 8 |
767 | Meet you at the round table | 1.3158 | 0.04320 | 152 | 109 | 38 | 5 |
768 | It's a requirement to keep my life insurance policy valid | 1.3158 | 0.04888 | 152 | 115 | 26 | 11 |
769 | Tell Trump to "Go Fuck Himself" | 1.3158 | 0.05233 | 152 | 119 | 18 | 15 |
770 | I'm a bit rusty, but I can still do a pretty fast loop unless it rains! | 1.3158 | 0.04707 | 152 | 113 | 30 | 9 |
771 | I said you should wear Under Armour, not be under armour. | 1.3158 | 0.04707 | 152 | 113 | 30 | 9 |
772 | The swim didn't sink me, so I'm feeling pretty good about the marathon. | 1.3158 | 0.04518 | 152 | 111 | 34 | 7 |
773 | Oh, Under Armour | 1.3154 | 0.04268 | 149 | 106 | 39 | 4 |
774 | I balance the toxic masculinity with a touch of environmentalism. | 1.3154 | 0.04576 | 149 | 109 | 33 | 7 |
775 | Wait, so what do you mean when you say Under Armor? | 1.3154 | 0.04864 | 149 | 112 | 27 | 10 |
776 | Yes. Bicycle Jousting. | 1.3154 | 0.04625 | 149 | 114 | 25 | 10 |
777 | When we turn left on Broadway, watch out for the jackass on the big white horse who is always talking on his phone. | 1.3154 | 0.04674 | 149 | 110 | 31 | 8 |
778 | This isn't King's Highway? | 1.3154 | 0.04425 | 149 | 110 | 32 | 7 |
779 | You said dress for a rough ride. | 1.3154 | 0.04864 | 149 | 112 | 27 | 10 |
780 | Be honest — do you really wear all the clothes in your closet? | 1.3154 | 0.04864 | 149 | 112 | 27 | 10 |
781 | I didn't realize you said I should try wearing UNDER Armor | 1.3154 | 0.04770 | 149 | 111 | 29 | 9 |
782 | I'm training for the Ironman Triathlon. | 1.3154 | 0.04770 | 149 | 111 | 29 | 9 |
783 | Well, people look at you funny when you ride a horse these days | 1.3154 | 0.04576 | 149 | 109 | 33 | 7 |
784 | I find I only need the lance during my commute. | 1.3154 | 0.04956 | 149 | 113 | 25 | 11 |
785 | You do realize we’re entering New York? | 1.3154 | 0.04770 | 149 | 111 | 29 | 9 |
786 | It's a new brand of protective outerwear. "Over-Armor." | 1.3154 | 0.05047 | 149 | 114 | 23 | 12 |
787 | Think you’re taking the helmet law a bit far? | 1.3154 | 0.04373 | 149 | 107 | 37 | 5 |
788 | My rape armor. I'm riding by Trump Tower. | 1.3154 | 0.05047 | 149 | 114 | 23 | 12 |
789 | It's obvious you haven't been doored! | 1.3154 | 0.04770 | 149 | 111 | 29 | 9 |
790 | I had to... I’m sponsored by Over Armour. | 1.3154 | 0.04674 | 149 | 110 | 31 | 8 |
791 | I've been one with the pavement once too often. | 1.3154 | 0.04770 | 149 | 111 | 29 | 9 |
792 | Sorry, I came here straight from work. | 1.3154 | 0.04770 | 149 | 111 | 29 | 9 |
793 | When I said we should meet for a night ride, I didn’t mean it literally. | 1.3154 | 0.04770 | 149 | 111 | 29 | 9 |
794 | Putting your pedal to the metal, I see. | 1.3154 | 0.04674 | 149 | 110 | 31 | 8 |
795 | They’ve added a triathlon to the renaissance festival . | 1.3154 | 0.04770 | 149 | 111 | 29 | 9 |
796 | I don’t know. What do you think an "ironman" is? | 1.3154 | 0.04576 | 149 | 109 | 33 | 7 |
797 | Have you good knight vision? | 1.3154 | 0.05047 | 149 | 114 | 23 | 12 |
798 | I heard the ticks are really bad this year. | 1.3154 | 0.04770 | 149 | 111 | 29 | 9 |
799 | It was a great offer and the helmet is free! | 1.3154 | 0.04476 | 149 | 108 | 35 | 6 |
800 | It's Tour de France, not War de France. | 1.3154 | 0.04268 | 149 | 106 | 39 | 4 |
801 | Yes, Mom, I remembered my helmet. | 1.3154 | 0.04770 | 149 | 111 | 29 | 9 |
802 | Ride up beside me, will ya? and oil my knee. | 1.3154 | 0.05047 | 149 | 114 | 23 | 12 |
803 | I think you misunderstood the "Ironman" concept. | 1.3133 | 0.04647 | 150 | 111 | 31 | 8 |
804 | Ya, and I paid $7,000. for this eleven pound bike. | 1.3133 | 0.04743 | 150 | 112 | 29 | 9 |
805 | You did say get under armor. | 1.3133 | 0.04928 | 150 | 114 | 25 | 11 |
806 | Don't look, I used to pillage that city... | 1.3133 | 0.04349 | 150 | 108 | 37 | 5 |
807 | I've just been feeling so vulnerable lately | 1.3133 | 0.04743 | 150 | 112 | 29 | 9 |
808 | Heavy metal thrills me, you too? | 1.3133 | 0.04647 | 150 | 111 | 31 | 8 |
809 | The heat's not so bad. It's the humidity that gets you. | 1.3133 | 0.04743 | 150 | 112 | 29 | 9 |
810 | Yes I’ve confirmed the reservation tonight for the Round Table and yes you have a seat. | 1.3133 | 0.04647 | 150 | 111 | 31 | 8 |
811 | You forgot your Pike. | 1.3133 | 0.05018 | 150 | 115 | 23 | 12 |
812 | I’m telling you Joan, the Tour De France is for men only. | 1.3129 | 0.04998 | 147 | 112 | 24 | 11 |
813 | They put in a new jousting lane through downtown. | 1.3129 | 0.04808 | 147 | 110 | 28 | 9 |
814 | It's only until the cars are driving themselves. | 1.3129 | 0.04610 | 147 | 108 | 32 | 7 |
815 | I'm here to rescue you from bad drivers. | 1.3129 | 0.04904 | 147 | 111 | 26 | 10 |
816 | I think you've taken your obsession with Knight Rider a bit too far. | 1.3129 | 0.04710 | 147 | 109 | 30 | 8 |
817 | M'lady, my eyes are up here. | 1.3129 | 0.04130 | 147 | 106 | 37 | 4 |
818 | The City as testing these as a cheaper alternative to putting in bike lanes. | 1.3129 | 0.04710 | 147 | 109 | 30 | 8 |
819 | What?! Girls always say they're looking for a knight in shining armor! | 1.3129 | 0.04998 | 147 | 112 | 24 | 11 |
820 | A Raleigh, I presume. | 1.3129 | 0.04904 | 147 | 111 | 26 | 10 |
821 | Arthur, I want a divorce. | 1.3129 | 0.04808 | 147 | 110 | 28 | 9 |
822 | Did I mention all the pigeons in the park? | 1.3129 | 0.04610 | 147 | 108 | 32 | 7 |
823 | It has its drawbacks but I'm never less than 5 bars. | 1.3129 | 0.04998 | 147 | 112 | 24 | 11 |
824 | You do know that swimming is the next leg of the triathlon? | 1.3129 | 0.04403 | 147 | 106 | 36 | 5 |
825 | The things you do for insurance discounts. | 1.3129 | 0.04710 | 147 | 109 | 30 | 8 |
826 | Ever since they voted not to put in a bike lane. | 1.3129 | 0.04610 | 147 | 108 | 32 | 7 |
827 | Wait, so when you said you go on a nightly ride ... | 1.3129 | 0.04130 | 147 | 110 | 29 | 7 |
828 | The Game of Thrones protest is just ahead on the left. | 1.3129 | 0.05181 | 147 | 114 | 20 | 13 |
829 | Someone needed to restore chivalry to city biking. | 1.3125 | 0.04875 | 144 | 108 | 27 | 9 |
830 | We’re having a round table at the office. | 1.3125 | 0.05165 | 144 | 111 | 21 | 12 |
831 | It’s a lightweight aluminum frame | 1.3108 | 0.04683 | 148 | 110 | 30 | 8 |
832 | I am your knight in Shimano armor. | 1.3082 | 0.04514 | 146 | 107 | 33 | 6 |
833 | It's Lancelot. I gotta take this. | 1.3071 | 0.04956 | 140 | 106 | 25 | 9 |
834 | I'm training for the Tour de Lance. | 1.3056 | 0.04546 | 144 | 106 | 32 | 6 |
835 | I just got a gig at the Museum. | 1.3056 | 0.04856 | 144 | 109 | 26 | 9 |
836 | It's called passive safety. | 1.3056 | 0.05052 | 144 | 111 | 22 | 11 |
837 | You're right. Chain mail would have been the better choice. | 1.3056 | 0.04755 | 144 | 108 | 28 | 8 |
838 | It's hard to be a saint in the city. Much less a knight in shining armor | 1.3056 | 0.04955 | 144 | 110 | 24 | 10 |
839 | Are you in distress perchance? | 1.3056 | 0.04652 | 144 | 107 | 30 | 7 |
840 | I know it won't save my life, but I want to cause some damage if a drunk, distracted, or angry road hog hits me. | 1.3056 | 0.04652 | 144 | 107 | 30 | 7 |
841 | It's the Ironman Triathlon, what don't you get? | 1.3056 | 0.04856 | 144 | 109 | 26 | 9 |
842 | There were too many damsels that were distressed. | 1.3056 | 0.04755 | 144 | 108 | 28 | 8 |
843 | Yesterday I was passed by a truck driver with a burger in one hand, a phone in the other and a crazed grin on her face. Enough said, right? | 1.3056 | 0.04856 | 144 | 109 | 26 | 9 |
844 | Maybe I did misinterpret what this Ironman competition was all about. | 1.3056 | 0.04546 | 144 | 106 | 32 | 6 |
845 | I feel safer, but I can only really ride downhill. | 1.3056 | 0.04213 | 144 | 109 | 29 | 6 |
846 | I was shopping for Under Armour cycling gear and hit ‘’buy now” by accident. | 1.3056 | 0.04856 | 144 | 109 | 26 | 9 |
847 | I think you're looking for the IRONMAN race, not the TinMan race. | 1.3056 | 0.04755 | 144 | 108 | 28 | 8 |
848 | It's great to finally meet someone emotionally available. | 1.3056 | 0.04856 | 144 | 109 | 26 | 9 |
849 | 'Tis my horse's mandatory one-hour lunch break. | 1.3056 | 0.04955 | 144 | 110 | 24 | 10 |
850 | Training for the Ironman is harder than what I thought. | 1.3056 | 0.04755 | 144 | 108 | 28 | 8 |
851 | The suit of armor was cheaper then my deductible.. | 1.3056 | 0.05052 | 144 | 111 | 22 | 11 |
852 | It pairs really well with the Paleo diet... | 1.3056 | 0.05052 | 144 | 111 | 22 | 11 |
853 | So I said, look like a damn fool, or die. | 1.3056 | 0.04856 | 144 | 109 | 26 | 9 |
854 | My Under Armour didn't work out so well. So, I thought I would give Over Armor a try. | 1.3056 | 0.05241 | 144 | 113 | 18 | 13 |
855 | It’s no more uncomfortable than the seat. | 1.3056 | 0.04955 | 144 | 110 | 24 | 10 |
856 | Get a horse! | 1.3056 | 0.04955 | 144 | 110 | 24 | 10 |
857 | My new sponsor wants me to peddle his ‘Over Armour’ riding gear. | 1.3056 | 0.05147 | 144 | 112 | 20 | 12 |
858 | I knew I’d be training for the Ironman Triathlon, but this is ridiculous. | 1.3056 | 0.04755 | 144 | 108 | 28 | 8 |
859 | Once I bought the helmet, I couldn’t resist getting the whole ensemble. | 1.3056 | 0.04652 | 144 | 107 | 30 | 7 |
860 | Tough neighborhood | 1.3056 | 0.04546 | 144 | 106 | 32 | 6 |
861 | Thank goodness for Under Armour. | 1.3056 | 0.05147 | 144 | 112 | 20 | 12 |
862 | It’s OK on the open road , but once you get into the cycle lanes you need all the protection you can get! | 1.3056 | 0.04652 | 144 | 107 | 30 | 7 |
863 | There will be a guard from the Metropolitan Museum coming up behind us shortly. There's a miniature Van Dyck in it for you if you cut him off. | 1.3056 | 0.04546 | 144 | 106 | 32 | 6 |
864 | Damn! I knew I signed up for the wrong Ironman. | 1.3056 | 0.05052 | 144 | 111 | 22 | 11 |
865 | This whole safety-versus-fashion thing is a false choice. | 1.3056 | 0.05052 | 144 | 111 | 22 | 11 |
866 | Knight rider on your left, fair maiden | 1.3056 | 0.04438 | 144 | 105 | 34 | 5 |
867 | I'm sponsored by over armor. | 1.3056 | 0.04546 | 144 | 106 | 32 | 6 |
868 | What do you mean, this is not the Tour de Lance ? | 1.3056 | 0.05052 | 144 | 111 | 22 | 11 |
869 | I am just going to knight school . | 1.3056 | 0.04755 | 144 | 108 | 28 | 8 |
870 | When you follow a Cartoon Caption Contest with a dragon, you have to be prepared. | 1.3056 | 0.04213 | 144 | 103 | 38 | 3 |
871 | Well, my Under Armour's in the wash. | 1.3056 | 0.05052 | 144 | 111 | 22 | 11 |
872 | If I win the big prize at the joust, I'm upgrading to a Prius. | 1.3056 | 0.04955 | 144 | 110 | 24 | 10 |
873 | Reduce - Reuse - Recycle! | 1.3056 | 0.04955 | 144 | 110 | 24 | 10 |
874 | I'm following Rail to Trail to Grail | 1.3056 | 0.05052 | 144 | 111 | 22 | 11 |
875 | What, you've never heard of knight rider before? | 1.3056 | 0.04955 | 144 | 110 | 24 | 10 |
876 | I don't think that's what they mean by an iron main competition | 1.3056 | 0.03159 | 144 | 115 | 22 | 7 |
877 | Because horses don’t belong in the city. | 1.3056 | 0.04438 | 144 | 105 | 34 | 5 |
878 | When I said ‘suit up,’ I had thought you understood in what context. | 1.3056 | 0.04438 | 144 | 110 | 26 | 8 |
879 | So you know how the brakes work, right? | 1.3056 | 0.04755 | 144 | 108 | 28 | 8 |
880 | The best part is, these greaves never get caught in the chain! | 1.3056 | 0.04546 | 144 | 106 | 32 | 6 |
881 | Sorry, I’ll be out of here in a second. Just passing from one wormhole to the next. | 1.3056 | 0.04652 | 144 | 107 | 30 | 7 |
882 | Did you hear thunder? | 1.3056 | 0.04546 | 144 | 106 | 32 | 6 |
883 | I'm ready for the commute home during the rush-hour traffic! | 1.3056 | 0.04438 | 144 | 105 | 34 | 5 |
884 | If you knew my mom . . . | 1.3050 | 0.04606 | 141 | 104 | 31 | 6 |
885 | You ever try to cross through West & Albany at rush hour? | 1.3050 | 0.04495 | 141 | 103 | 33 | 5 |
886 | I prefer to joust with oncoming traffic. | 1.3050 | 0.04606 | 141 | 104 | 31 | 6 |
887 | I thought it would look more sophisticated than training wheels. | 1.3050 | 0.04925 | 141 | 107 | 25 | 9 |
888 | My insurance carrier is really strict. | 1.3050 | 0.04821 | 141 | 106 | 27 | 8 |
889 | Look, I am just on the way to slay a dragon on Fifth Ave., and defend the princess shopping there. Keep up with the times! | 1.3050 | 0.04715 | 141 | 105 | 29 | 7 |
890 | There is the chafing, sure, but honestly it's the only safe way to bike to work in Seattle." | 1.3050 | 0.04821 | 141 | 106 | 27 | 8 |
891 | Yeah, I'm the Knight Rider, nice to meet thee. | 1.3050 | 0.04925 | 141 | 107 | 25 | 9 |
892 | It's nice to see a Citi biker wearing a helmet for once! | 1.3050 | 0.05027 | 141 | 108 | 23 | 10 |
893 | Now, when I go down, I give the 'rash' to the road. | 1.3050 | 0.04715 | 141 | 105 | 29 | 7 |
894 | I think that minivan got the worst of it. | 1.3050 | 0.04925 | 141 | 107 | 25 | 9 |
895 | I thought sunglasses would look ridiculous with this outfit. | 1.3050 | 0.04551 | 141 | 106 | 28 | 7 |
896 | It's like Uber, but for jousting | 1.3050 | 0.04925 | 141 | 107 | 25 | 9 |
897 | My contact lenses are bothering me. | 1.3050 | 0.05027 | 141 | 108 | 23 | 10 |
898 | Well, I tried to rent a horse | 1.3050 | 0.04606 | 141 | 104 | 31 | 6 |
899 | These new lightweight rims make the commute so much easier. | 1.3050 | 0.04606 | 141 | 104 | 31 | 6 |
900 | My mom is a stickler for safety | 1.3050 | 0.04606 | 141 | 104 | 31 | 6 |
901 | You know you can just stop at the red lights, right? | 1.3050 | 0.04715 | 141 | 105 | 29 | 7 |
902 | I got doored two times too many | 1.3050 | 0.04495 | 141 | 103 | 33 | 5 |
903 | Do these make my butt look medieval? | 1.3050 | 0.05321 | 141 | 111 | 17 | 13 |
904 | Chivalry isn't dead, it's just out of shape. | 1.3050 | 0.04495 | 141 | 108 | 25 | 8 |
905 | It’s less aerodynamic than lycra, but at least it’s recycled! | 1.3050 | 0.04925 | 141 | 107 | 25 | 9 |
906 | My lady, can you direct me to a blacksmith shop so that I can use the mens room? | 1.3028 | 0.04687 | 142 | 106 | 29 | 7 |
907 | Long sword? In a lake? Appeared to Arthur? Yes, that's mine. Can you hold it 'til 5? | 1.3022 | 0.04966 | 139 | 106 | 24 | 9 |
908 | Sure it's heavy, but I totaled a truck once and didn't get a scratch. | 1.3022 | 0.04752 | 139 | 104 | 28 | 7 |
909 | This is much better than the drawbridge. | 1.3022 | 0.04966 | 139 | 106 | 24 | 9 |
910 | Mail delivery. | 1.3022 | 0.04966 | 139 | 106 | 24 | 9 |
911 | Remind me to pick up the mail on our way back. | 1.3022 | 0.04167 | 139 | 109 | 22 | 8 |
912 | I plan on falling. | 1.3022 | 0.04527 | 139 | 102 | 32 | 5 |
913 | It was on sale on Prime Day. | 1.3022 | 0.04966 | 139 | 106 | 24 | 9 |
914 | It's really great at preventing road rash. | 1.3022 | 0.04752 | 139 | 104 | 28 | 7 |
915 | Remember Lance? | 1.3022 | 0.04584 | 139 | 105 | 27 | 7 |
916 | I misunderstood when you asked if I would go on a night ride | 1.3022 | 0.05070 | 139 | 107 | 22 | 10 |
917 | I've been feeling a little rusty lately | 1.3022 | 0.04860 | 139 | 105 | 26 | 8 |
918 | I must say...I’m a little rusty. | 1.3022 | 0.04410 | 139 | 101 | 34 | 4 |
919 | I heard all the Lance jokes years ago, okay? | 1.3022 | 0.04641 | 139 | 103 | 30 | 6 |
920 | Think about it. A soda can seals in all the liquid. Ergo I can’t dehydrate. | 1.3022 | 0.05070 | 139 | 107 | 22 | 10 |
921 | You need more than just a helmet to ride safely in this city. | 1.3022 | 0.05172 | 139 | 108 | 20 | 11 |
922 | Cycling is great when your middle aged. | 1.3022 | 0.04696 | 139 | 108 | 22 | 9 |
923 | Well you said we were going through Central Park, didn't you. | 1.3022 | 0.05070 | 139 | 107 | 22 | 10 |
924 | Long story short, I went through a portal. | 1.3022 | 0.04641 | 139 | 103 | 30 | 6 |
925 | I know it's heavy, but my shrink said be your own knight in shining armor. | 1.3022 | 0.04966 | 139 | 106 | 24 | 9 |
926 | I think you misunderstood what an Ironman Triathalon is! | 1.3022 | 0.04752 | 139 | 104 | 28 | 7 |
927 | I'm training for the Tour de 12th Century France. | 1.3022 | 0.04527 | 139 | 102 | 32 | 5 |
928 | This is just until we get Universal Healthcare. | 1.3022 | 0.04527 | 139 | 102 | 32 | 5 |
929 | Isn't just a helmet enough? | 1.3022 | 0.04752 | 139 | 104 | 28 | 7 |
930 | Actually, I said we should bike *at* night. | 1.3022 | 0.04752 | 139 | 104 | 28 | 7 |
931 | Jousting was too hard on my knees. | 1.3022 | 0.04860 | 139 | 105 | 26 | 8 |
932 | It's aluminum and lightweight, for speed and efficiency. | 1.3022 | 0.05070 | 139 | 107 | 22 | 10 |
933 | Can I squeak by you? | 1.3022 | 0.05070 | 139 | 107 | 22 | 10 |
934 | OK, so we’ll be passing a driving range. I still say you’re overreacting. | 1.3022 | 0.04860 | 139 | 105 | 26 | 8 |
935 | I'm embracing my middle-agedness. | 1.3022 | 0.04410 | 139 | 101 | 34 | 4 |
936 | New suit? | 1.3022 | 0.04752 | 139 | 104 | 28 | 7 |
937 | My dragon’s in the shop. | 1.3022 | 0.04966 | 139 | 106 | 24 | 9 |
938 | I still live with my parents. | 1.3022 | 0.05172 | 139 | 108 | 20 | 11 |
939 | Personally, I’d save the armour for off-road... | 1.3022 | 0.04752 | 139 | 104 | 28 | 7 |
940 | Listen kid, food delivery is an ugly business | 1.3022 | 0.04752 | 139 | 104 | 28 | 7 |
941 | Oy! I'm going to have the worst helmet hair! | 1.3022 | 0.04641 | 139 | 103 | 30 | 6 |
942 | Right,but you gotta understand,things have changed. When I imagined this moment,you were wearing white and on a horse. | 1.3000 | 0.04830 | 140 | 106 | 26 | 8 |
943 | Slings and arrows whether by mad dogs, road rage or Twitter, shall harm me not! | 1.2993 | 0.04789 | 137 | 103 | 27 | 7 |
944 | If a helmet is supposed to work, why stop there? | 1.2993 | 0.05008 | 137 | 105 | 23 | 9 |
945 | People call me Lance a lot. | 1.2985 | 0.05193 | 134 | 104 | 20 | 10 |
946 | I know, I know. But it was free with the helmet purchase. | 1.2985 | 0.04858 | 134 | 101 | 26 | 7 |
947 | My father was the Tin Man. | 1.2985 | 0.04972 | 134 | 102 | 24 | 8 |
948 | it's an uphill battle | 1.2985 | 0.04858 | 134 | 101 | 26 | 7 |
949 | People in my neighborhood really don’t like when you bike on the sidewalk. | 1.2985 | 0.04741 | 134 | 100 | 28 | 6 |
950 | Apparently ‘Italian steel’ wasn't specific enough. | 1.2985 | 0.04741 | 134 | 100 | 28 | 6 |
951 | Smart Outfit!......... how do you pee in that thing? | 1.2985 | 0.04858 | 134 | 101 | 26 | 7 |
952 | To me, it's all the same: the peddle to the metal and the metal to the peddle. | 1.2985 | 0.04621 | 134 | 99 | 30 | 5 |
953 | I'm accident prone, that's why. | 1.2985 | 0.04621 | 134 | 99 | 30 | 5 |
954 | Knight on a bike, how can I help you? | 1.2963 | 0.05051 | 135 | 104 | 22 | 9 |
955 | Your first Iron Man race? May be your last. | 1.2963 | 0.04711 | 135 | 101 | 28 | 6 |
956 | I think you misunderstood when I said "let's go for a night ride, it will be a lot cooler". | 1.2963 | 0.04940 | 135 | 103 | 24 | 8 |
957 | I guess I misunderstood when you asked if I wanted to go for a knight ride. | 1.2963 | 0.03945 | 135 | 99 | 34 | 2 |
958 | Look, dragon's breath is already bad for the ozone. I'm doing my part. | 1.2963 | 0.04711 | 135 | 101 | 28 | 6 |
959 | Good day and good knight. | 1.2963 | 0.05051 | 135 | 104 | 22 | 9 |
960 | It's only a problem when it rains. | 1.2963 | 0.05051 | 135 | 104 | 22 | 9 |
961 | One close call with an Uber and you will too.... | 1.2963 | 0.04592 | 135 | 102 | 27 | 6 |
962 | Joan? Joan Arc? Is that you? | 1.2963 | 0.05159 | 135 | 105 | 20 | 10 |
963 | Yes, it's the Ironman Triathlon, but not literally. | 1.2963 | 0.05159 | 135 | 105 | 20 | 10 |
964 | I was tired of lifting weights. | 1.2963 | 0.04940 | 135 | 103 | 24 | 8 |
965 | Yeah, Over Armour is definitely worse. | 1.2963 | 0.04827 | 135 | 102 | 26 | 7 |
966 | A helmet is just not enough! | 1.2963 | 0.04827 | 135 | 102 | 26 | 7 |
967 | No, I am not 'the king of bicycling.' But I am His Majesty's faithful envoy. | 1.2963 | 0.05051 | 135 | 104 | 22 | 9 |
968 | Where's your lance, Armstrong? | 1.2963 | 0.05265 | 135 | 106 | 18 | 11 |
969 | I promise, next week we’ll ride our steeds and you can carry the lance. | 1.2963 | 0.04940 | 135 | 103 | 24 | 8 |
970 | Of course you don’t get it, mom! It’s social commentary on today’s culture of dominance and deception | 1.2963 | 0.04711 | 135 | 101 | 28 | 6 |
971 | My other ride is getting shoed".. | 1.2963 | 0.05051 | 135 | 104 | 22 | 9 |
972 | The difference is like Knight and day | 1.2963 | 0.04827 | 135 | 102 | 26 | 7 |
973 | Do look like I’m ok? | 1.2963 | 0.05265 | 135 | 106 | 18 | 11 |
974 | See a not-so-trusty steed gallop by milady? | 1.2963 | 0.05051 | 135 | 104 | 22 | 9 |
975 | Yes, I'm wearing it, but, Dad, other kids don't have to wear a suit of armor when they get their training wheels off. | 1.2963 | 0.04940 | 135 | 103 | 24 | 8 |
976 | It's a better glute workout than jousting. | 1.2963 | 0.04827 | 135 | 102 | 26 | 7 |
977 | Last leg! Metal to the pedal! | 1.2963 | 0.04940 | 135 | 103 | 24 | 8 |
978 | It's Over Armour | 1.2955 | 0.04778 | 132 | 99 | 27 | 6 |
979 | We broke up but he said I was a knight to remember. | 1.2955 | 0.04655 | 132 | 98 | 29 | 5 |
980 | Apparently I took the term "Ironman" too literally. | 1.2955 | 0.04898 | 132 | 100 | 25 | 7 |
981 | What a great knight for a ride. | 1.2955 | 0.05240 | 132 | 103 | 19 | 10 |
982 | You'll wish you had one too once we fall off the end of this illustration. | 1.2955 | 0.05014 | 132 | 101 | 23 | 8 |
983 | Sorry, I thought you said "viking" | 1.2955 | 0.05014 | 132 | 101 | 23 | 8 |
984 | When you said you were going to add something from the past, I imagined it would be something like a clothes pin with playing card. | 1.2955 | 0.04530 | 132 | 102 | 23 | 6 |
985 | I hear those new carbon fiber outfits are only good for one crash. | 1.2955 | 0.04898 | 132 | 100 | 25 | 7 |
986 | If you must know, I'm escaping from that cartoon contest of two weeks ago! | 1.2955 | 0.04655 | 132 | 98 | 29 | 5 |
987 | Hey, about coming over to my place for a knightcap? | 1.2955 | 0.04655 | 132 | 98 | 29 | 5 |
988 | It was either this or training wheels. | 1.2955 | 0.04655 | 132 | 98 | 29 | 5 |
989 | When you go up against an SUV, you need armor! | 1.2955 | 0.04655 | 132 | 98 | 29 | 5 |
990 | You’re talking on your phone, you are going the wrong way on a one way street, and you just went thru a red light...you do need body armor. | 1.2955 | 0.05014 | 132 | 101 | 23 | 8 |
991 | My bike company merged with Nike...its called "Knike " | 1.2955 | 0.05014 | 132 | 101 | 23 | 8 |
992 | It's a new line of bike wear called Outer Armour. | 1.2955 | 0.05128 | 132 | 102 | 21 | 9 |
993 | If you could do that well in the swim, the run should be a piece of cake! | 1.2955 | 0.04530 | 132 | 97 | 31 | 4 |
994 | I don't get road rash. I get road sparks." | 1.2955 | 0.04778 | 132 | 99 | 27 | 6 |
995 | Thanks for not bringing the lance. | 1.2955 | 0.04898 | 132 | 100 | 25 | 7 |
996 | Pardon me. I've got places to be, centuries to catch up on. | 1.2955 | 0.05014 | 132 | 101 | 23 | 8 |
997 | ...so that's when I realized that I have to be my own knight in shining armor. | 1.2955 | 0.04898 | 132 | 100 | 25 | 7 |
998 | The joust did not go well, but fortunately I keep a back-up ride. | 1.2955 | 0.04898 | 132 | 100 | 25 | 7 |
999 | My trusty steed went to The Crusades with my best friend. | 1.2955 | 0.05128 | 132 | 102 | 21 | 9 |
1000 | I said let’s bike at NIGHT, Greg... | 1.2955 | 0.05128 | 132 | 102 | 21 | 9 |
1001 | Yes, I'm coming to the wedding. And yes, I am wearing my suit. | 1.2955 | 0.04655 | 132 | 98 | 29 | 5 |
1002 | Get out your oil can. It is going to rain. | 1.2955 | 0.04655 | 132 | 98 | 29 | 5 |
1003 | ...and so will my horse be ready by Friday? | 1.2955 | 0.04655 | 132 | 98 | 29 | 5 |
1004 | M'lady, please removeth thy earbuds. | 1.2955 | 0.04778 | 132 | 99 | 27 | 6 |
1005 | Bill, I said it was a night bikeride! | 1.2955 | 0.04400 | 132 | 96 | 33 | 3 |
1006 | Tell him to blanch the Kale first, then in ice water. Are we in the bus lane? | 1.2955 | 0.04898 | 132 | 100 | 25 | 7 |
1007 | You know what? I want a divorce. | 1.2955 | 0.04898 | 132 | 100 | 25 | 7 |
1008 | It's loud, but surprisingly breathable. | 1.2955 | 0.04778 | 132 | 99 | 27 | 6 |
1009 | It's in case I win the race, and have to meet Trump. | 1.2955 | 0.05240 | 132 | 103 | 19 | 10 |
1010 | Tonight’s the knight! | 1.2955 | 0.05128 | 132 | 102 | 21 | 9 |
1011 | I burn calories just putting this on. | 1.2955 | 0.04530 | 132 | 97 | 31 | 4 |
1012 | Passing on the left me lady. | 1.2955 | 0.04898 | 132 | 100 | 25 | 7 |
1013 | They had it in neon yellow too. | 1.2955 | 0.05128 | 132 | 102 | 21 | 9 |
1014 | Yeah, but a bike doesn't poop. | 1.2955 | 0.05014 | 132 | 101 | 23 | 8 |
1015 | I love our knight rides together. | 1.2955 | 0.04778 | 132 | 99 | 27 | 6 |
1016 | First, it was the bike helmet. Then it was the kneepads... | 1.2950 | 0.05152 | 139 | 109 | 19 | 11 |
1017 | No, it's pedal to the metal....not metal to the pedal! | 1.2950 | 0.04618 | 139 | 104 | 29 | 6 |
1018 | Well, you said you only went out for knight rides. | 1.2950 | 0.04204 | 139 | 109 | 24 | 6 |
1019 | Somebody’s gotta tell you... UnderArmour is a clothing brand cyclists wear. | 1.2950 | 0.04729 | 139 | 105 | 27 | 7 |
1020 | I just got hired as a courier in NYC! | 1.2950 | 0.04945 | 139 | 107 | 23 | 9 |
1021 | My mom told me she would be at mile 10 to make sure I was wearing my armor. | 1.2950 | 0.04674 | 139 | 107 | 24 | 8 |
1022 | My fair Maiden, I beg your pardon as I blow past thee. | 1.2950 | 0.04618 | 139 | 104 | 29 | 6 |
1023 | RAN OUT OF SUNSCREEN | 1.2950 | 0.04386 | 139 | 107 | 25 | 7 |
1024 | I wear Under Armour on the inside. | 1.2950 | 0.04386 | 139 | 102 | 33 | 4 |
1025 | She's about to pass-is chivalry still an option? | 1.2950 | 0.04729 | 139 | 105 | 27 | 7 |
1026 | I'm not a big fan of bugs hitting me in the face. | 1.2950 | 0.04618 | 139 | 104 | 29 | 6 |
1027 | You should try Under Armour it breathes better. | 1.2950 | 0.04838 | 139 | 106 | 25 | 8 |
1028 | Taking up cycling now that you’re retired from the Game of Thrones “ | 1.2950 | 0.04504 | 139 | 103 | 31 | 5 |
1029 | I can’t afford my health insurance. | 1.2950 | 0.04945 | 139 | 107 | 23 | 9 |
1030 | No road rash for you, eh? | 1.2950 | 0.04327 | 139 | 109 | 22 | 8 |
1031 | Downhill grades mess with my knight vision. | 1.2950 | 0.04945 | 139 | 107 | 23 | 9 |
1032 | Well, if they get rid of Obamacare, I'm protected! | 1.2950 | 0.04729 | 139 | 105 | 27 | 7 |
1033 | On your right, Sir Knight. | 1.2950 | 0.04729 | 139 | 105 | 27 | 7 |
1034 | Honey, I guarantee you'll look just as manly at the Renaissance fair in spandex. | 1.2950 | 0.04618 | 139 | 104 | 29 | 6 |
1035 | Advice? Sure...careful with the brakes when you're followed by a guy with a lance | 1.2950 | 0.05152 | 139 | 109 | 19 | 11 |
1036 | I'd assumed this is what you wore over Under Armour. | 1.2950 | 0.05049 | 139 | 108 | 21 | 10 |
1037 | Dressing as Jeanne d'Arc is still not going to get a woman in the Tour de France. | 1.2932 | 0.04866 | 133 | 101 | 25 | 7 |
1038 | Can we stop to oil my codpiece? | 1.2932 | 0.04981 | 133 | 102 | 23 | 8 |
1039 | I'm late for the Festival. Supposed to fight a dragon holding flowers for a damsel. What a cliche. | 1.2932 | 0.05205 | 133 | 104 | 19 | 10 |
1040 | Pedal faster! There are still Trumps, in NYC!!! | 1.2932 | 0.04866 | 133 | 101 | 25 | 7 |
1041 | The taxis won't see it coming. | 1.2932 | 0.04172 | 133 | 102 | 26 | 5 |
1042 | Howdy, would you like to join me in the war against cars? | 1.2932 | 0.04747 | 133 | 100 | 27 | 6 |
1043 | Sally, I said Under Armor, not Over Armor | 1.2932 | 0.04747 | 133 | 100 | 27 | 6 |
1044 | I'm just saying... in a risk-reward comparison, it doesn't seem worth it. | 1.2932 | 0.05094 | 133 | 103 | 21 | 9 |
1045 | Regular sunblock doesn’t work anymore. | 1.2932 | 0.05094 | 133 | 103 | 21 | 9 |
1046 | That’s from Over Armor, right? | 1.2932 | 0.04866 | 133 | 101 | 25 | 7 |
1047 | I think I ordered from wrong"under armor" website... | 1.2932 | 0.04747 | 133 | 100 | 27 | 6 |
1048 | Nothing huzzahs quite like a vintage power suit. | 1.2932 | 0.04626 | 133 | 99 | 29 | 5 |
1049 | Hope it doesn't rain. | 1.2932 | 0.04240 | 133 | 101 | 27 | 5 |
1050 | I’m just saying it may be possible to take bike safety too far. | 1.2932 | 0.05094 | 133 | 103 | 21 | 9 |
1051 | I’m moving away from spandex, too. | 1.2932 | 0.04981 | 133 | 102 | 23 | 8 |
1052 | Today is night-ride; knight-ride is next week | 1.2932 | 0.04981 | 133 | 102 | 23 | 8 |
1053 | At least I get to attack downhill this time. | 1.2932 | 0.04981 | 133 | 102 | 23 | 8 |
1054 | I figured, well, if UNDER Armour is good, then... | 1.2932 | 0.04866 | 133 | 101 | 25 | 7 |
1055 | Give me a break. Last week you made fun of me for wearing spandex! | 1.2932 | 0.04626 | 133 | 99 | 29 | 5 |
1056 | I don’t want to talk about what happened to the horse. | 1.2932 | 0.04866 | 133 | 101 | 25 | 7 |
1057 | Why yes, Ma'am. I'm a Connecticut Yankee. | 1.2929 | 0.04808 | 140 | 107 | 25 | 8 |
1058 | The best thing about having an exoskeleton is that you don't have to wear all that lycra | 1.2910 | 0.05061 | 134 | 104 | 21 | 9 |
1059 | If you think your chain is rusty wait till it rains! | 1.2868 | 0.05185 | 129 | 101 | 19 | 9 |
1060 | I can be there in 5 minutes and yes my armor is shining. | 1.2868 | 0.04694 | 129 | 97 | 27 | 5 |
1061 | I love taking Knight rides after work! | 1.2868 | 0.03998 | 129 | 102 | 21 | 6 |
1062 | I thought you asked to go on a knight ride. | 1.2868 | 0.04946 | 129 | 99 | 23 | 7 |
1063 | I told you to stop screwing around with the time machine! | 1.2868 | 0.05067 | 129 | 100 | 21 | 8 |
1064 | I'm tired of being body-shamed. | 1.2868 | 0.04822 | 129 | 98 | 25 | 6 |
1065 | They told me the plume was aerodynamic... | 1.2868 | 0.04694 | 129 | 97 | 27 | 5 |
1066 | Besides being lighter weight, spandex is more breathable. | 1.2868 | 0.03337 | 129 | 103 | 22 | 4 |
1067 | Hey, wanna see my under armour? | 1.2868 | 0.04946 | 129 | 99 | 23 | 7 |
1068 | Ironman training? | 1.2868 | 0.04564 | 129 | 96 | 29 | 4 |
1069 | I’m more of a Knight-Rider | 1.2868 | 0.04946 | 129 | 99 | 23 | 7 |
1070 | You also laughed when I grew a handle-bar mustache but then it came back into style. | 1.2868 | 0.04822 | 129 | 98 | 25 | 6 |
1071 | You know what—I’m just glad to finally see a white knight going the distance | 1.2868 | 0.05067 | 129 | 100 | 21 | 8 |
1072 | I like a classic look. But I don't know if I can pull this off." | 1.2868 | 0.05067 | 129 | 100 | 21 | 8 |
1073 | I'm trying this new athletic gear called "Over Armor" | 1.2868 | 0.04694 | 129 | 97 | 27 | 5 |
1074 | Electric scooters and driverless Ubers, Segways and distracted pedestrians. You can't be too protected. | 1.2868 | 0.04946 | 129 | 99 | 23 | 7 |
1075 | I'm dreading the swimming part of this race. | 1.2868 | 0.04946 | 129 | 99 | 23 | 7 |
1076 | I'm drop dead gorgeous and I want to stay this way." | 1.2868 | 0.05067 | 129 | 100 | 21 | 8 |
1077 | Even with bike lanes, you can't be too careful. | 1.2868 | 0.04429 | 129 | 95 | 31 | 3 |
1078 | Yes,it is 100 per cent recyclable! | 1.2868 | 0.04822 | 129 | 98 | 25 | 6 |
1079 | It's hard admitting that you're a woman and voted for Trump. | 1.2868 | 0.04822 | 129 | 98 | 25 | 6 |
1080 | It turns out dragons leave huge carbon footprints | 1.2868 | 0.05185 | 129 | 101 | 19 | 9 |
1081 | I feel like I've put on a little weight. | 1.2868 | 0.04564 | 129 | 96 | 29 | 4 |
1082 | Sir Lancelot Armstrong | 1.2868 | 0.05185 | 129 | 101 | 19 | 9 |
1083 | I'm on knight duty. | 1.2868 | 0.04822 | 129 | 98 | 25 | 6 |
1084 | Not what I had in mind when you asked me to go on a night ride. | 1.2868 | 0.05067 | 129 | 100 | 21 | 8 |
1085 | Why do people keep asking me if I am the Knight Rider?! | 1.2868 | 0.04694 | 129 | 97 | 27 | 5 |
1086 | You’ll see. This will come in handy if we have to attack a castle. | 1.2868 | 0.04822 | 129 | 98 | 25 | 6 |
1087 | I thought spandex was a little too showy | 1.2868 | 0.04073 | 129 | 95 | 32 | 2 |
1088 | I started wearing this after the NYPD decided to crash police cars into cyclists. | 1.2868 | 0.05185 | 129 | 101 | 19 | 9 |
1089 | What? the casting call said to wear a suit for amour? | 1.2868 | 0.05185 | 129 | 101 | 19 | 9 |
1090 | Apparently, I need a permit for my lance, too. | 1.2868 | 0.04946 | 129 | 99 | 23 | 7 |
1091 | Does it sound like my chain is squeaking again? | 1.2868 | 0.04822 | 129 | 98 | 25 | 6 |
1092 | Sharon. It's me, Colin. Quickly, I haven't any time to explain. | 1.2868 | 0.04629 | 129 | 99 | 24 | 6 |
1093 | It is a little tougher on the up-hills. | 1.2868 | 0.04946 | 129 | 99 | 23 | 7 |
1094 | These new bicycle safety laws are archaic. | 1.2868 | 0.05067 | 129 | 100 | 21 | 8 |
1095 | Brakes just slow me down.” | 1.2857 | 0.05387 | 126 | 100 | 16 | 10 |
1096 | I'm training for the Iron Man competition. | 1.2857 | 0.04762 | 126 | 95 | 26 | 5 |
1097 | This heavy bottle of water is slowing me down. | 1.2857 | 0.05146 | 126 | 98 | 20 | 8 |
1098 | Yes, 9-1-1 ! I'm in pursuit of a clown on a unicycle who stole my jousting lance! | 1.2857 | 0.05268 | 126 | 99 | 18 | 9 |
1099 | Oh, nothing special, just girl knights out.... What are you doing? | 1.2857 | 0.04344 | 126 | 92 | 32 | 2 |
1100 | Have you seen the price of oats? | 1.2857 | 0.04627 | 126 | 94 | 28 | 4 |
1101 | My new bike only weighs 22 lbs., but I'm not noticing any difference. | 1.2857 | 0.04627 | 126 | 94 | 28 | 4 |
1102 | They don't see me any better, but the marks I leave now are way beyond paintless dent repairs. | 1.2857 | 0.05021 | 126 | 97 | 22 | 7 |
1103 | The law does not state the type of helmet. | 1.2857 | 0.04762 | 126 | 95 | 26 | 5 |
1104 | I ride for the Knights of the Round Table. Who is thy patron?" | 1.2857 | 0.05146 | 126 | 98 | 20 | 8 |
1105 | Time machine a success, now bring me back. Entire future controlled by 2”x5” shiny black card. | 1.2857 | 0.05146 | 126 | 98 | 20 | 8 |
1106 | I've got an app for the horse and the lance. | 1.2857 | 0.04627 | 126 | 94 | 28 | 4 |
1107 | I gave up the horse and the sword, but the armor just makes sense these days. | 1.2857 | 0.04893 | 126 | 96 | 24 | 6 |
1108 | how far is this place "Camelot" ? | 1.2857 | 0.05021 | 126 | 97 | 22 | 7 |
1109 | Let me guess... classics major? | 1.2857 | 0.04762 | 126 | 95 | 26 | 5 |
1110 | Yeh, I’m starting a new trend: Over Armor | 1.2857 | 0.05146 | 126 | 98 | 20 | 8 |
1111 | In my previous life this wouldn't have been so exhausting. My horse did all the work! | 1.2857 | 0.04627 | 126 | 94 | 28 | 4 |
1112 | Legend has it, there's a fish out there somewhere who needs a bicycle. | 1.2857 | 0.05021 | 126 | 97 | 22 | 7 |
1113 | Nobility is out of style. Today’s knights are more focused on mobility. | 1.2857 | 0.04558 | 126 | 96 | 25 | 5 |
1114 | Didn't you say we were going for a knight ride? | 1.2857 | 0.04893 | 126 | 96 | 24 | 6 |
1115 | I met a man named Otto who didn't know what a palindrome is. | 1.2857 | 0.04118 | 126 | 98 | 23 | 5 |
1116 | After the doping scandal I became Lancelot. | 1.2857 | 0.05146 | 126 | 98 | 20 | 8 |
1117 | I said do you want to go for a night ride Jason, not a knight ride. | 1.2857 | 0.05146 | 126 | 98 | 20 | 8 |
1118 | My horse is ready. | 1.2857 | 0.04893 | 126 | 96 | 24 | 6 |
1119 | I meant night ride | 1.2857 | 0.05146 | 126 | 98 | 20 | 8 |
1120 | You need to pee? | 1.2857 | 0.04762 | 126 | 95 | 26 | 5 |
1121 | Ohhh...NIGHT Riding. That does makes more sense | 1.2857 | 0.04487 | 126 | 95 | 27 | 4 |
1122 | That’s not what they mean by iron man competition | 1.2857 | 0.04893 | 126 | 96 | 24 | 6 |
1123 | Spandex has its merits, but you can't beat this for security. | 1.2857 | 0.05504 | 126 | 101 | 14 | 11 |
1124 | Ohhh ... I heard KNIGHT ride. | 1.2857 | 0.05021 | 126 | 97 | 22 | 7 |
1125 | It’s casual Friday. | 1.2857 | 0.04893 | 126 | 96 | 24 | 6 |
1126 | Do you hear whistling, too? | 1.2857 | 0.03627 | 126 | 100 | 21 | 5 |
1127 | Running a little late. 650, 700 years tops. | 1.2857 | 0.04762 | 126 | 95 | 26 | 5 |
1128 | Why? My therapist said that knight bicycle rides are very therapeutic. | 1.2857 | 0.05021 | 126 | 97 | 22 | 7 |
1129 | It's so much harder now horses aren't allowed into the city. | 1.2857 | 0.05268 | 126 | 99 | 18 | 9 |
1130 | how do you pee?" | 1.2857 | 0.05387 | 126 | 100 | 16 | 10 |
1131 | You're the one who wanted to move here to Portland. | 1.2857 | 0.05146 | 126 | 98 | 20 | 8 |
1132 | Did I leave my lance at your place? | 1.2857 | 0.05387 | 126 | 100 | 16 | 10 |
1133 | The bike and the injury avoidance uniform together was cheaper than a new car. | 1.2857 | 0.04762 | 126 | 95 | 26 | 5 |
1134 | I just thought you meant a night ride. | 1.2857 | 0.05146 | 126 | 98 | 20 | 8 |
1135 | You’ll need a strong lance arm! | 1.2857 | 0.03538 | 126 | 103 | 18 | 5 |
1136 | Just taking the necessary precautions; my health plan has a high deductible. | 1.2857 | 0.05146 | 126 | 98 | 20 | 8 |
1137 | My cowboy outfit is at the cleaners. | 1.2857 | 0.05021 | 126 | 97 | 22 | 7 |
1138 | Not what I meant by 'night cycling gear', but at least it's reflective. | 1.2857 | 0.05146 | 126 | 98 | 20 | 8 |
1139 | You said let’s take a knight ride together! | 1.2857 | 0.05021 | 126 | 97 | 22 | 7 |
1140 | It's knockoff Under Armour | 1.2857 | 0.05387 | 126 | 100 | 16 | 10 |
1141 | Why the bike, Sire? I’m trying to reduce my horse manure footprint. | 1.2857 | 0.05021 | 126 | 97 | 22 | 7 |
1142 | My mother doesn't believe in half measures. | 1.2857 | 0.04762 | 126 | 95 | 26 | 5 |
1143 | Got mail? | 1.2857 | 0.04762 | 126 | 95 | 26 | 5 |
1144 | Remember, quest is just part of questionable. | 1.2846 | 0.05149 | 130 | 102 | 19 | 9 |
1145 | Get real, it's time to get off your high horse. | 1.2846 | 0.05032 | 130 | 101 | 21 | 8 |
1146 | Just watch me going downhill | 1.2846 | 0.04692 | 123 | 92 | 27 | 4 |
1147 | Hello, Knight on a bike, what's your emergency? | 1.2846 | 0.05101 | 123 | 95 | 21 | 7 |
1148 | Pardon me my lady... do you know where I can find a noble steed? | 1.2846 | 0.05101 | 123 | 95 | 21 | 7 |
1149 | I'm out for my knightly ride. | 1.2846 | 0.04832 | 123 | 93 | 25 | 5 |
1150 | You can’t be too careful. | 1.2846 | 0.05101 | 123 | 95 | 21 | 7 |
1151 | The roads are fine. It's when I get into the office that I'm concerned. | 1.2846 | 0.04085 | 123 | 88 | 35 | 0 |
1152 | You are taking "Under Arnour" too literally. | 1.2846 | 0.04692 | 123 | 92 | 27 | 4 |
1153 | Never ask Siri to invite your friends to a Night Ride. | 1.2846 | 0.05101 | 123 | 95 | 21 | 7 |
1154 | A Hard Day’s Knight | 1.2846 | 0.05101 | 123 | 95 | 21 | 7 |
1155 | My steed is in the shop. | 1.2846 | 0.05101 | 123 | 95 | 21 | 7 |
1156 | These seats are so uncomfortable. | 1.2846 | 0.04832 | 123 | 93 | 25 | 5 |
1157 | Good Knight! | 1.2846 | 0.03370 | 123 | 99 | 19 | 5 |
1158 | Even at the Renaissance Festival you bike to work? | 1.2846 | 0.05230 | 123 | 96 | 19 | 8 |
1159 | Yes, a strong helmet and a reflective outfit | 1.2846 | 0.05101 | 123 | 95 | 21 | 7 |
1160 | ...and I'm also a vegan. | 1.2846 | 0.04832 | 123 | 93 | 25 | 5 |
1161 | I like this route: No cars and trucks, no cell phone users to watch out for, and lightly sketched in scenery that doesn't distract us. | 1.2846 | 0.04832 | 123 | 93 | 25 | 5 |
1162 | I'm a messenger in the business district. These are my work clothes. | 1.2846 | 0.04692 | 123 | 92 | 27 | 4 |
1163 | So Carol, you just meant N-I-G-H-T ride? | 1.2846 | 0.04832 | 123 | 93 | 25 | 5 |
1164 | You never know when or where your knight in shining armor will turn up. | 1.2846 | 0.04692 | 123 | 92 | 27 | 4 |
1165 | Metro-medieval. What are you? | 1.2846 | 0.04832 | 123 | 93 | 25 | 5 |
1166 | It was supposed to be a N-I-G-H-T bike ride | 1.2846 | 0.04968 | 123 | 94 | 23 | 6 |
1167 | Let’s just make it past the Renaissance festival, okay?” | 1.2846 | 0.04832 | 123 | 93 | 25 | 5 |
1168 | I just love putting the metal to the pedal... | 1.2846 | 0.04692 | 123 | 92 | 27 | 4 |
1169 | I think I was WAY TOO LITERAL on this whole Iron Man concept | 1.2846 | 0.05479 | 123 | 98 | 15 | 10 |
1170 | Sorry...my horse is in the shop. | 1.2846 | 0.04692 | 123 | 92 | 27 | 4 |
1171 | The only problem is the helmet interferes with my phone receptions in the city. | 1.2846 | 0.04968 | 123 | 94 | 23 | 6 |
1172 | All that just so you can yell "metal to the pedal!"? | 1.2846 | 0.04548 | 123 | 91 | 29 | 3 |
1173 | Uphill's a bitch. | 1.2846 | 0.05356 | 123 | 97 | 17 | 9 |
1174 | I couln't afford an armored car | 1.2846 | 0.04474 | 123 | 96 | 22 | 5 |
1175 | The chafing’s killing me, but it keeps the wind off. | 1.2846 | 0.04832 | 123 | 93 | 25 | 5 |
1176 | The carbon fibers actually make it much lighter. | 1.2846 | 0.04692 | 123 | 92 | 27 | 4 |
1177 | When I asked you to move up and break wind for me that is not exactly what I had in mind. | 1.2846 | 0.04832 | 123 | 93 | 25 | 5 |
1178 | The a.c., heating , and backup camera are included in the basic price of the suit. The dealer threw in the wrap-around airbags when I upgraded the sound system | 1.2846 | 0.04832 | 123 | 93 | 25 | 5 |
1179 | I'm putting my metal to the pedal. | 1.2846 | 0.05230 | 123 | 96 | 19 | 8 |
1180 | His career in ruins, Lance Armstrong encountered major problems with his Lancelot rebranding efforts. | 1.2846 | 0.04968 | 123 | 94 | 23 | 6 |
1181 | I feel pretty stupid in these pants, too. | 1.2846 | 0.04692 | 123 | 92 | 27 | 4 |
1182 | The manual said to use Armor All on my bike. | 1.2846 | 0.05101 | 123 | 95 | 21 | 7 |
1183 | Aren't you a night rider? | 1.2823 | 0.05065 | 124 | 96 | 21 | 7 |
1184 | So I'm afraid of the traffic. So sue me. | 1.2823 | 0.04660 | 124 | 93 | 27 | 4 |
1185 | My wife insists I use protection. | 1.2823 | 0.04933 | 124 | 95 | 23 | 6 |
1186 | It’s not just safer, the extra weight boosts my cardio. | 1.2823 | 0.04058 | 124 | 89 | 35 | 0 |
1187 | `Furanku gērī no saikuringū~ea no rain wa, anata ga kite iru nodesu ka?' ("Is that the Frank Gehry line of cycling wear I heard about, you're wearing?") | 1.2823 | 0.05065 | 124 | 96 | 21 | 7 |
1188 | Let me call you back after I slay this hill. | 1.2823 | 0.04933 | 124 | 95 | 23 | 6 |
1189 | See you at the moat. | 1.2823 | 0.05065 | 124 | 96 | 21 | 7 |
1190 | When your doctor said if you were going to exercise you'd need more iron he meant in your diet, silly. | 1.2823 | 0.04799 | 124 | 94 | 25 | 5 |
1191 | I’m training for a crusade. | 1.2823 | 0.05065 | 124 | 96 | 21 | 7 |
1192 | What? My horse is in the shop for a tuneup. | 1.2823 | 0.05065 | 124 | 96 | 21 | 7 |
1193 | The potholes put a chink in my armor. | 1.2823 | 0.04660 | 124 | 93 | 27 | 4 |
1194 | Ever since I lost the saddle of my bike, I figured I probably shouldn't be riding around unprotected. | 1.2823 | 0.05192 | 124 | 97 | 19 | 8 |
1195 | I ran out of sunblock. | 1.2823 | 0.05317 | 124 | 98 | 17 | 9 |
1196 | This isn't what I meant when I said "let's go night riding" . | 1.2823 | 0.04933 | 124 | 95 | 23 | 6 |
1197 | Oh, it’s moisture wicking alright! | 1.2823 | 0.05317 | 124 | 98 | 17 | 9 |
1198 | I'm from King Arthur's court. Which way to Connecticut? | 1.2823 | 0.04933 | 124 | 95 | 23 | 6 |
1199 | Once more unto the breach! | 1.2823 | 0.05439 | 124 | 99 | 15 | 10 |
1200 | Mom, I'm thirty years old" "You put your helmet back on right now young lady!" | 1.2823 | 0.05192 | 124 | 97 | 19 | 8 |
1201 | I'm a modern day Crusader. | 1.2823 | 0.04517 | 124 | 92 | 29 | 3 |
1202 | I am the NIGHT errant! | 1.2823 | 0.04517 | 124 | 92 | 29 | 3 |
1203 | "The triathlon swimming is a bitch. | 1.2823 | 0.05065 | 124 | 96 | 21 | 7 |
1204 | Of course, I still haven't met my deductible. | 1.2823 | 0.04799 | 124 | 94 | 25 | 5 |
1205 | Peloton just wasn't doing it for me anymore | 1.2823 | 0.04799 | 124 | 94 | 25 | 5 |
1206 | Our Knightly rides are getting a little intense don't you think? | 1.2823 | 0.04370 | 124 | 96 | 23 | 5 |
1207 | I should have been more specific when I told the clerk I wanted high-viz gear for night riding. | 1.2823 | 0.04933 | 124 | 95 | 23 | 6 |
1208 | My horse got turned into a bicycle. | 1.2823 | 0.05065 | 124 | 96 | 21 | 7 |
1209 | Don’t ever hum “The Impossible Dream” when you’re shopping for bike accessories. | 1.2823 | 0.04933 | 124 | 95 | 23 | 6 |
1210 | Darlene, a sunblock with SPF 50+ would work just as well. | 1.2823 | 0.04660 | 124 | 93 | 27 | 4 |
1211 | I think you dropped your lance a ways back. | 1.2823 | 0.05065 | 124 | 96 | 21 | 7 |
1212 | Look, the rest of the guys have steroids. | 1.2823 | 0.04933 | 124 | 95 | 23 | 6 |
1213 | I live in a tough neighborhood. | 1.2823 | 0.04933 | 124 | 95 | 23 | 6 |
1214 | I thought you said you wear armor when you go cycling....not Under Armour! | 1.2823 | 0.04933 | 124 | 95 | 23 | 6 |
1215 | A helmet isn't enough in mid-town. | 1.2823 | 0.05192 | 124 | 97 | 19 | 8 |
1216 | Were you riding in yesterday’s hailstorm? | 1.2823 | 0.04933 | 124 | 95 | 23 | 6 |
1217 | I meant "A horse, a horse, my kingdom for a horse!" | 1.2810 | 0.05010 | 121 | 93 | 22 | 6 |
1218 | My commute's from the mid 70s to the low 1200s. | 1.2797 | 0.04946 | 118 | 90 | 23 | 5 |
1219 | You're being a little over-protective. | 1.2797 | 0.05090 | 118 | 91 | 21 | 6 |
1220 | ”Nay, ‘tis the metal to pedal. | 1.2787 | 0.04974 | 122 | 94 | 22 | 6 |
1221 | I thought you said you’re bringing your tan steed, not your ten-speed. | 1.2778 | 0.04865 | 126 | 97 | 23 | 6 |
1222 | Artie dear, how much longer 'til we get to Camelot? | 1.2759 | 0.04834 | 116 | 88 | 24 | 4 |
1223 | But can your helmet do this? | 1.2759 | 0.04834 | 116 | 88 | 24 | 4 |
1224 | Of course then the dragon got an electric scooter so this was only logical | 1.2759 | 0.05419 | 116 | 92 | 16 | 8 |
1225 | Have you seen a stone with a sword in it? Or my horse? | 1.2759 | 0.04987 | 116 | 89 | 22 | 5 |
1226 | Yes my liege, I’m wearing my helmet. | 1.2750 | 0.04874 | 120 | 92 | 23 | 5 |
1227 | I think something on my bike is rattling. | 1.2750 | 0.04578 | 120 | 90 | 27 | 3 |
1228 | Can't wait 'til I'm over eighteen and will need only the helmet." | 1.2750 | 0.04728 | 120 | 91 | 25 | 4 |
1229 | I thought it was called Tour de Force, not Tour de France. | 1.2750 | 0.04874 | 120 | 92 | 23 | 5 |
1230 | Oh, crap! You mean it's supposed to be under armor? | 1.2750 | 0.05288 | 120 | 95 | 17 | 8 |
1231 | That's Sir Lance Armstrong to you! | 1.2750 | 0.05016 | 120 | 93 | 21 | 6 |
1232 | I was into armor before it was under. | 1.2750 | 0.04874 | 120 | 92 | 23 | 5 |
1233 | Swimming is the most difficult for me. | 1.2750 | 0.05153 | 120 | 94 | 19 | 7 |
1234 | I'm dressing for the times - medieval. | 1.2719 | 0.05472 | 114 | 91 | 15 | 8 |
1235 | It's the moisture-wicking Under Armor brand | 1.2719 | 0.05180 | 114 | 89 | 19 | 6 |
1236 | Will you marry me now? After all,you can't resist a knight in shining armor. | 1.2719 | 0.04709 | 114 | 86 | 25 | 3 |
1237 | I liketh to keepe up with the tymes. | 1.2719 | 0.05180 | 114 | 89 | 19 | 6 |
1238 | The King blames gentrification but I kind of like it.” | 1.2712 | 0.04763 | 118 | 90 | 24 | 4 |
1239 | I'm the Knight Rider. | 1.2712 | 0.03438 | 118 | 95 | 19 | 4 |
1240 | It's a ten-STEED bike, actually. | 1.2712 | 0.05199 | 118 | 93 | 18 | 7 |
1241 | Well, this is an improvement. In my last job, I was Goofy at Disneyland. | 1.2712 | 0.05471 | 118 | 95 | 14 | 9 |
1242 | Last one to the festival is a consort. | 1.2712 | 0.04913 | 118 | 91 | 22 | 5 |
1243 | Yes I fight crime but now I also help protect the environment as the Knight Rider. | 1.2712 | 0.04609 | 118 | 93 | 18 | 6 |
1244 | No, I'm the other Lance. | 1.2712 | 0.05058 | 118 | 92 | 20 | 6 |
1245 | I'm about to get Medieval on you. | 1.2712 | 0.04913 | 118 | 91 | 22 | 5 |
1246 | I don't like how I look in bike shorts. | 1.2712 | 0.04913 | 118 | 91 | 22 | 5 |
1247 | No, not heavy at all. These new ones are titanium. | 1.2712 | 0.04913 | 118 | 91 | 22 | 5 |
1248 | It‘s like the ice-bucket-challenge. Just the Tour-de-France in an armor. | 1.2712 | 0.05199 | 118 | 93 | 18 | 7 |
1249 | My boyfriend doesn't take no for an answer " | 1.2712 | 0.05337 | 118 | 94 | 16 | 8 |
1250 | Actually, it's kevlar. | 1.2712 | 0.04763 | 118 | 90 | 23 | 4 |
1251 | Sure my horse is faster. But this gets me to my optimal heart rate in no time. | 1.2712 | 0.05199 | 118 | 93 | 18 | 7 |
1252 | And you were worried about looking silly with the training wheels. | 1.2712 | 0.05199 | 118 | 93 | 18 | 7 |
1253 | I'm going to Washington, D.C. | 1.2712 | 0.04686 | 118 | 92 | 21 | 5 |
1254 | This was all that was left after Amazon Prime Days | 1.2712 | 0.04913 | 118 | 91 | 22 | 5 |
1255 | I just saw the scarecrow & cowardly lion...they think you just passed the turnoff for Emerald city | 1.2712 | 0.04913 | 118 | 91 | 22 | 5 |
1256 | Yeah, no dad's a bigger bicycle-safety drag than mine. | 1.2712 | 0.05058 | 118 | 92 | 20 | 6 |
1257 | I've got to put the metal to the pedal... I'm late for my first day at Medieval Times! | 1.2712 | 0.04763 | 118 | 90 | 24 | 4 |
1258 | The dogs around here are nasty. | 1.2712 | 0.04913 | 118 | 91 | 22 | 5 |
1259 | Excalibur.......what are you searching for? | 1.2712 | 0.04913 | 118 | 91 | 22 | 5 |
1260 | Electric Scooter advisory at 86th Street | 1.2712 | 0.04913 | 118 | 91 | 22 | 5 |
1261 | Is it your chain or you, that's squeaking? | 1.2712 | 0.05199 | 118 | 93 | 18 | 7 |
1262 | Heading in to the city? | 1.2712 | 0.04763 | 118 | 90 | 24 | 4 |
1263 | My mother is still choosing my clothes. | 1.2712 | 0.05058 | 118 | 92 | 20 | 6 |
1264 | It's a very old bike. | 1.2712 | 0.04913 | 118 | 91 | 22 | 5 |
1265 | I have a feeling I'm not in Camelot anymore. | 1.2712 | 0.04449 | 118 | 88 | 28 | 2 |
1266 | The third part of the triathlon is jousting. | 1.2712 | 0.05199 | 118 | 93 | 18 | 7 |
1267 | My usual ride has much more horsepower. | 1.2712 | 0.05337 | 118 | 94 | 16 | 8 |
1268 | Joust training isn't what it used to be. | 1.2712 | 0.05337 | 118 | 94 | 16 | 8 |
1269 | does the bike line continue over the moat? | 1.2712 | 0.05199 | 118 | 93 | 18 | 7 |
1270 | KITT? It's Knight Rider. | 1.2712 | 0.04609 | 118 | 89 | 26 | 3 |
1271 | ...from Amazon, of course. | 1.2712 | 0.04913 | 118 | 91 | 22 | 5 |
1272 | What!? Bring my horse out o in this traffic? | 1.2712 | 0.05199 | 118 | 93 | 18 | 7 |
1273 | Just passing through on a Quest! | 1.2712 | 0.05058 | 118 | 92 | 20 | 6 |
1274 | I'm regretting that third bran muffin. | 1.2712 | 0.05337 | 118 | 94 | 16 | 8 |
1275 | Oh, the suit ? Well, Brinks is trying to copy Uber Eats . | 1.2712 | 0.04609 | 118 | 89 | 26 | 3 |
1276 | If we die here today, just imagine how confused the archaeologists that find us a thousand years from now will be." "It's just a bike ride, Jim, you will not die here today. | 1.2712 | 0.04913 | 118 | 91 | 22 | 5 |
1277 | My mother always told me, "Safety first!" | 1.2712 | 0.05337 | 118 | 94 | 16 | 8 |
1278 | After I bought the helmet and gloves I couldn’t stop. | 1.2712 | 0.05199 | 118 | 93 | 18 | 7 |
1279 | joust to be safe | 1.2712 | 0.04913 | 118 | 91 | 22 | 5 |
1280 | I'm working the knight shift. | 1.2712 | 0.04449 | 118 | 93 | 20 | 5 |
1281 | I'm training for the Ironwoman, and you? | 1.2712 | 0.05058 | 118 | 92 | 20 | 6 |
1282 | And when I drive my car, I hate people riding bicycles. | 1.2712 | 0.04913 | 118 | 91 | 22 | 5 |
1283 | Gwen had a flat tire, Arthur. | 1.2712 | 0.04913 | 118 | 91 | 22 | 5 |
1284 | It did say "Ironman" . . . . | 1.2712 | 0.04913 | 118 | 91 | 22 | 5 |
1285 | I didn't think that Vision Zero meant nobody could see us! | 1.2712 | 0.05058 | 118 | 92 | 20 | 6 |
1286 | Oh yeah, that's all I hear, "Where's Lance?" | 1.2712 | 0.05058 | 118 | 94 | 17 | 7 |
1287 | We need to go back, I forgot my spear. | 1.2712 | 0.05199 | 118 | 93 | 18 | 7 |
1288 | It’s like I’m riding a horse with no mane. | 1.2712 | 0.05337 | 118 | 94 | 16 | 8 |
1289 | Yes, I get "where's you lance, Lance" often | 1.2712 | 0.04913 | 118 | 91 | 22 | 5 |
1290 | Lycra for comfort, steel for safety. | 1.2712 | 0.05058 | 118 | 92 | 20 | 6 |
1291 | The princesses rescued themselves. I work for Uber Eat now. | 1.2712 | 0.05058 | 118 | 92 | 20 | 6 |
1292 | Please, no "Knight Rider" jokes. | 1.2712 | 0.04763 | 118 | 90 | 24 | 4 |
1293 | That’s not what I meant when I suggested a night ride. | 1.2712 | 0.04763 | 118 | 90 | 24 | 4 |
1294 | With traffic the way it, a is a helmet is not enough. | 1.2712 | 0.05337 | 118 | 94 | 16 | 8 |
1295 | palladin | 1.2712 | 0.03930 | 118 | 95 | 18 | 5 |
1296 | My trusty steed hates uphill climbs. | 1.2712 | 0.04197 | 118 | 93 | 21 | 4 |
1297 | Am I creaking or is it the bike? | 1.2712 | 0.04763 | 118 | 90 | 24 | 4 |
1298 | M'lady rides a fine steed, but her armor appeareth ineffective. | 1.2712 | 0.05337 | 118 | 94 | 16 | 8 |
1299 | I guess biking seemed like the logical next step after my jousting days were over. | 1.2712 | 0.04763 | 118 | 90 | 24 | 4 |
1300 | Super easy. I just lock it to one of the racks they have in the basement. | 1.2712 | 0.05199 | 118 | 93 | 18 | 7 |
1301 | I'm taking a ride on Central Park West. | 1.2712 | 0.05199 | 118 | 93 | 18 | 7 |
1302 | So much for the old trusty steed. | 1.2712 | 0.04839 | 118 | 93 | 19 | 6 |
1303 | Sure it's hot but I never drop a call. | 1.2712 | 0.04763 | 118 | 90 | 24 | 4 |
1304 | I bruise easily. | 1.2710 | 0.05069 | 107 | 82 | 21 | 4 |
1305 | I thought you said you needed an armored vehicle to survive this commute? | 1.2710 | 0.05240 | 107 | 83 | 19 | 5 |
1306 | Valiant steed's day off. | 1.2696 | 0.04990 | 115 | 89 | 21 | 5 |
1307 | I wiped out last week, I’m not taking any chances | 1.2696 | 0.05287 | 115 | 91 | 17 | 7 |
1308 | The problem with renting my gear is that I never know how old it is. | 1.2696 | 0.05141 | 115 | 90 | 19 | 6 |
1309 | Aren't you concerned about cell phone radiation? | 1.2696 | 0.05141 | 115 | 90 | 19 | 6 |
1310 | San Francisco. Why? | 1.2696 | 0.04674 | 115 | 87 | 25 | 3 |
1311 | I'm not buying into the whole "self-driving" cars thing! | 1.2696 | 0.05141 | 115 | 90 | 19 | 6 |
1312 | I must go back in time for dinner. | 1.2696 | 0.05287 | 115 | 91 | 17 | 7 |
1313 | It makes me feel safer when I disregard stop signs and carelessly pass on the right. | 1.2696 | 0.04508 | 115 | 86 | 27 | 2 |
1314 | It’s SPF 999, I have sensitive skin. | 1.2696 | 0.04990 | 115 | 89 | 21 | 5 |
1315 | As you can see, I'm on a Trek. | 1.2696 | 0.04835 | 115 | 88 | 23 | 4 |
1316 | Don't you love that first smooth ride after oiling your chain mail? | 1.2696 | 0.05287 | 115 | 91 | 17 | 7 |
1317 | This guy says hail was not predicted after all. | 1.2696 | 0.04508 | 115 | 86 | 27 | 2 |
1318 | 'It’s amazing how just dressing differently can affect your influence. Dress like a beggar and your assumed poverty gains you looks of contempt;...sport armor and you look strong, dutiful, and prepared." -- A.J. Darkholme Rise of the Morningstar | 1.2696 | 0.05287 | 115 | 91 | 17 | 7 |
1319 | I say traffic lights are just a suggestion. | 1.2696 | 0.04990 | 115 | 89 | 21 | 5 |
1320 | My horse is sick. | 1.2696 | 0.05287 | 115 | 91 | 17 | 7 |
1321 | There is a dragon with flowers at your door? I'll be there as fast as I can but will still probably be at least a week late. | 1.2696 | 0.04990 | 115 | 89 | 21 | 5 |
1322 | When I said the knight rider marathon was on all week, I meant on nbc. | 1.2696 | 0.04835 | 115 | 88 | 23 | 4 |
1323 | I normally don't ride during the day. | 1.2696 | 0.05141 | 115 | 90 | 19 | 6 |
1324 | I thought you would be slightly rusty... | 1.2696 | 0.04508 | 115 | 86 | 27 | 2 |
1325 | It's not the wheel, it's my knee that needs the grease! | 1.2696 | 0.04835 | 115 | 88 | 23 | 4 |
1326 | This is what I get for binge watching Game of Thrones | 1.2696 | 0.04835 | 115 | 88 | 23 | 4 |
1327 | My bike is OK but I need an oil stop | 1.2696 | 0.04835 | 115 | 88 | 23 | 4 |
1328 | Just be sure to keep the metal on the pedal. | 1.2696 | 0.04990 | 115 | 89 | 21 | 5 |
1329 | Well, somewhere along the line, my quest for fitness became my Quest For Fitness... | 1.2696 | 0.04990 | 115 | 89 | 21 | 5 |
1330 | Yeah it's a hassle to bike in, but at least I don't have to change once I get to work | 1.2696 | 0.04835 | 115 | 88 | 23 | 4 |
1331 | Is mercury in retrograde? | 1.2696 | 0.04990 | 115 | 89 | 21 | 5 |
1332 | Sometimes, cardio is feudal. | 1.2696 | 0.04990 | 115 | 91 | 18 | 6 |
1333 | I thought you were just a night rider. | 1.2696 | 0.05287 | 115 | 91 | 17 | 7 |
1334 | I was told you were a bike exemplar, not a Templar. | 1.2696 | 0.04508 | 115 | 86 | 27 | 2 |
1335 | It's okay until it rains. | 1.2696 | 0.04674 | 115 | 87 | 25 | 3 |
1336 | It's an N-I-G-H-T ride, Larry. | 1.2696 | 0.04835 | 115 | 88 | 23 | 4 |
1337 | Going for a late knight ride? | 1.2696 | 0.04674 | 115 | 87 | 25 | 3 |
1338 | My horse is at the vet's. | 1.2696 | 0.04990 | 115 | 89 | 21 | 5 |
1339 | If I had known it would be this humid, I would have worn shorts. | 1.2696 | 0.04990 | 115 | 89 | 21 | 5 |
1340 | Usually I wear garters but I said to myself, 'This might be a night of a different order.' | 1.2696 | 0.05141 | 115 | 90 | 19 | 6 |
1341 | They call me Lancelot Armstrong. | 1.2696 | 0.05287 | 115 | 91 | 17 | 7 |
1342 | My mom always told me when things get moving too fast, there isn't time to put on protection. | 1.2696 | 0.05141 | 115 | 90 | 19 | 6 |
1343 | I have my jousting class after work. | 1.2696 | 0.04990 | 115 | 89 | 21 | 5 |
1344 | At the bike shop, they said this suit would be perfect for night riding. | 1.2696 | 0.04990 | 115 | 89 | 21 | 5 |
1345 | NIGHT biking. | 1.2696 | 0.04990 | 115 | 89 | 21 | 5 |
1346 | We're headed back to the 16th century, so I thought I'd get ready. | 1.2696 | 0.04592 | 115 | 94 | 14 | 7 |
1347 | I may be a little rusty, but I'm ahead of you! | 1.2696 | 0.05287 | 115 | 91 | 17 | 7 |
1348 | I was going to ask you where Lance was but I guess you get that all the time. | 1.2696 | 0.04508 | 115 | 86 | 27 | 2 |
1349 | Yes, it's comfortable, but it could breathe a little better. | 1.2696 | 0.04674 | 115 | 91 | 19 | 5 |
1350 | Yeah, it’s the new thing, called extreme spinning. | 1.2696 | 0.04990 | 115 | 89 | 21 | 5 |
1351 | The horse-share station was empty. | 1.2696 | 0.04674 | 115 | 87 | 25 | 3 |
1352 | Madam: “Good Knight” | 1.2696 | 0.04835 | 115 | 88 | 23 | 4 |
1353 | I really didn’t think this through. I should’ve picked a helmet with better visibility. | 1.2696 | 0.05141 | 115 | 90 | 19 | 6 |
1354 | You think she’s really looking for a ‘literal knight in shining armor’? | 1.2696 | 0.04674 | 115 | 87 | 25 | 3 |
1355 | Pot holes, mam, pot holes. | 1.2679 | 0.05227 | 112 | 88 | 18 | 6 |
1356 | I said riding at night could be fun, not riding as a knight. | 1.2679 | 0.04481 | 112 | 86 | 23 | 3 |
1357 | I need more protection from distracted drivers. | 1.2679 | 0.04570 | 112 | 84 | 26 | 2 |
1358 | Yep, PETA kept complaining that jousts put the horses in danger | 1.2679 | 0.04909 | 112 | 86 | 22 | 4 |
1359 | Kickstarter is paying for it. | 1.2679 | 0.05227 | 112 | 88 | 18 | 6 |
1360 | I call it Renaissance chic. | 1.2679 | 0.05071 | 112 | 87 | 20 | 5 |
1361 | Enough already about the helmet. | 1.2679 | 0.05071 | 112 | 87 | 20 | 5 |
1362 | Rust much? | 1.2679 | 0.03583 | 112 | 89 | 20 | 3 |
1363 | I'm training for next year's Joan of Arc. | 1.2679 | 0.05071 | 112 | 87 | 20 | 5 |
1364 | But no one else is wearing one, Mom. | 1.2679 | 0.05379 | 112 | 89 | 16 | 7 |
1365 | This year's introduction of retro jerseys has really slowed the Tour de France. | 1.2679 | 0.05071 | 112 | 87 | 20 | 5 |
1366 | My horse's emissions are hurting the environment | 1.2679 | 0.05379 | 112 | 89 | 16 | 7 |
1367 | Some of the drivers have lances. | 1.2679 | 0.05071 | 112 | 87 | 20 | 5 |
1368 | It’s the Tour de France and I’m Joan of Arc. | 1.2679 | 0.05227 | 112 | 88 | 18 | 6 |
1369 | Yonder left! | 1.2679 | 0.05071 | 112 | 87 | 20 | 5 |
1370 | I prefer to put the metal to the peddle. | 1.2679 | 0.05071 | 112 | 87 | 20 | 5 |
1371 | It’s my new Over Armour Urban Cycling suit.... | 1.2679 | 0.05227 | 112 | 88 | 18 | 6 |
1372 | Someday I'll have to get this visor fixed so it stays up. | 1.2679 | 0.05071 | 112 | 87 | 20 | 5 |
1373 | I said, “Let’s take a NIGHT ride.” | 1.2679 | 0.05227 | 112 | 88 | 18 | 6 |
1374 | I'm saving a ton on feed. | 1.2679 | 0.04909 | 112 | 86 | 22 | 4 |
1375 | I hope to hell it doesn't rain. | 1.2679 | 0.05227 | 112 | 88 | 18 | 6 |
1376 | Didn’t you say I should wear my under armor? | 1.2679 | 0.05071 | 112 | 87 | 20 | 5 |
1377 | Only when I have to sneeze. | 1.2679 | 0.04909 | 112 | 86 | 22 | 4 |
1378 | You would if you had been hit as many times as I have! | 1.2679 | 0.05071 | 112 | 87 | 20 | 5 |
1379 | I hope it rains and you rust completely, you coward. | 1.2679 | 0.05526 | 112 | 90 | 14 | 8 |
1380 | This is my knight-time bicycle protection. | 1.2679 | 0.04909 | 112 | 86 | 22 | 4 |
1381 | It's a Middle-Aged choice. | 1.2679 | 0.04909 | 112 | 86 | 22 | 4 |
1382 | You mean you only wanted a night on a bike? | 1.2679 | 0.04909 | 112 | 86 | 22 | 4 |
1383 | I hate the helmet rule. | 1.2679 | 0.05071 | 112 | 87 | 20 | 5 |
1384 | Doc, she says she never wanted a knight in shining armor--just some nights of dazzling ardor. | 1.2679 | 0.05071 | 112 | 87 | 20 | 5 |
1385 | I’m road testing the back story for the new series of Knight Rider | 1.2679 | 0.05071 | 112 | 87 | 20 | 5 |
1386 | “I plan on giving Trump the middle finger.” | 1.2679 | 0.05071 | 112 | 87 | 20 | 5 |
1387 | This is quite necessary. Since deregulation, archers on the High Line like to hunt bikers for sport. | 1.2679 | 0.05227 | 112 | 88 | 18 | 6 |
1388 | Next Ironman competition, I’m wearing Under Armour. | 1.2679 | 0.04909 | 112 | 86 | 22 | 4 |
1389 | This helmet visor is a real nuisance for my cellphone. | 1.2679 | 0.05227 | 112 | 88 | 18 | 6 |
1390 | The job is quickly evolving, we now sit around a square table. | 1.2679 | 0.04909 | 112 | 86 | 22 | 4 |
1391 | It's part of the training program for my first Ironman. | 1.2679 | 0.04991 | 112 | 89 | 17 | 6 |
1392 | What do you mean, the Tour de France doesn't go through Orleans? | 1.2679 | 0.04909 | 112 | 86 | 22 | 4 |
1393 | I have a terrible horse allergy. | 1.2679 | 0.05379 | 112 | 89 | 16 | 7 |
1394 | This is the only way my insurance company let’s me ride. | 1.2679 | 0.05379 | 112 | 89 | 16 | 7 |
1395 | Laura I told you to wear under armor | 1.2679 | 0.05526 | 112 | 90 | 14 | 8 |
1396 | Your helmet is so cute - is it vintage? | 1.2655 | 0.04536 | 113 | 85 | 26 | 2 |
1397 | Mother insisted. | 1.2655 | 0.04872 | 113 | 87 | 22 | 4 |
1398 | The tournaments were great until the nimbys made us stop using horses! | 1.2655 | 0.05031 | 113 | 88 | 20 | 5 |
1399 | Protected sure. But it chafes at the joints Mom. | 1.2655 | 0.05186 | 113 | 89 | 18 | 6 |
1400 | What? You're proposing? Now? Do you know what I'm doing and where I am? Of course I'll marry you. | 1.2655 | 0.05186 | 113 | 89 | 18 | 6 |
1401 | It's little wonder that your tires are flat half the time! | 1.2655 | 0.05031 | 113 | 88 | 20 | 5 |
1402 | I think I'll take some of that chain grease you offered after all. | 1.2655 | 0.04872 | 113 | 87 | 22 | 4 |
1403 | Yes, hello, emergency room? I am checking wait times just in case. | 1.2655 | 0.04872 | 113 | 87 | 22 | 4 |
1404 | I get it, people don't respect the bike lane. But isn't that a bit much? | 1.2655 | 0.04707 | 113 | 86 | 24 | 3 |
1405 | Got any Grey Poupon? | 1.2655 | 0.05336 | 113 | 90 | 16 | 7 |
1406 | Rule #1. Never drink water BEFORE I ride. | 1.2655 | 0.04707 | 113 | 86 | 24 | 3 |
1407 | My chain and my knees could use some oil. | 1.2655 | 0.04872 | 113 | 87 | 22 | 4 |
1408 | Ok, I admit it. I was wrong about what they meant by "Iron Man". | 1.2655 | 0.05186 | 113 | 89 | 18 | 6 |
1409 | It is I, Sir Chaffesalot. | 1.2655 | 0.05336 | 113 | 90 | 16 | 7 |
1410 | Joust out for a ride. | 1.2655 | 0.05482 | 113 | 91 | 14 | 8 |
1411 | You know, if you switched to a hands-free earpiece, it would free you carry a lance. | 1.2655 | 0.05031 | 113 | 88 | 20 | 5 |
1412 | I thought you said bike knight. | 1.2655 | 0.04872 | 113 | 87 | 22 | 4 |
1413 | This is the last time I buy a "Night Riding Suit" online. | 1.2655 | 0.05031 | 113 | 88 | 20 | 5 |
1414 | Art? Lance here. I’ve found out what the simple folk do. | 1.2655 | 0.05336 | 113 | 90 | 16 | 7 |
1415 | Damn it, I think I left the cauldron boiling. | 1.2655 | 0.05482 | 113 | 91 | 14 | 8 |
1416 | Tour de Lance ...a-lot | 1.2655 | 0.05624 | 113 | 92 | 12 | 9 |
1417 | The fourth event of the quadrathalon is jousting. | 1.2655 | 0.05186 | 113 | 89 | 18 | 6 |
1418 | I think I get the "errant" part now. | 1.2642 | 0.04702 | 106 | 80 | 24 | 2 |
1419 | Now I'm kicking myself that I didn't spring for the optional lance-holder. | 1.2636 | 0.04948 | 110 | 85 | 21 | 4 |
1420 | How's the free-lancing going? | 1.2636 | 0.05274 | 110 | 87 | 17 | 6 |
1421 | What? Never heard of recycle and reuse? | 1.2632 | 0.05145 | 114 | 90 | 18 | 6 |
1422 | That's not what I meant when I recommended "Under Armour". | 1.2632 | 0.05294 | 114 | 91 | 16 | 7 |
1423 | A bespoke Excalibur 360, me lady. | 1.2632 | 0.04834 | 114 | 88 | 22 | 4 |
1424 | I can’t afford to let my followers see me riding a off-brand bike. | 1.2632 | 0.05294 | 114 | 91 | 16 | 7 |
1425 | The only problem is if it gets damaged in a crash I have to replace the whole outfit. | 1.2632 | 0.04502 | 114 | 86 | 26 | 2 |
1426 | Going incognito again? | 1.2632 | 0.04502 | 114 | 86 | 26 | 2 |
1427 | Can’t chat now; my boss hates late knights. | 1.2627 | 0.05025 | 118 | 93 | 19 | 6 |
1428 | Guinevere is adjusting beautifully , thanks for asking | 1.2617 | 0.04849 | 107 | 82 | 22 | 3 |
1429 | You're the Knight Rider! | 1.2613 | 0.04652 | 111 | 87 | 20 | 4 |
1430 | Yes Karen chafing is a major problem. | 1.2613 | 0.05073 | 111 | 87 | 19 | 5 |
1431 | Overkill? No, my health insurance company issued it. | 1.2613 | 0.05386 | 111 | 89 | 15 | 7 |
1432 | I see you're taking the Brooklyn Bridge today. | 1.2613 | 0.05073 | 111 | 87 | 19 | 5 |
1433 | Next time, try leaving something to the imagination. | 1.2613 | 0.04380 | 111 | 83 | 27 | 1 |
1434 | With all that texting and driving I need the armour. | 1.2613 | 0.05232 | 111 | 88 | 17 | 6 |
1435 | It's the only way I can keep my mom off my back. | 1.2609 | 0.04954 | 115 | 90 | 20 | 5 |
1436 | Didn't we agree that after we broke away from the peleton,you'd ride in my slipstream for the first 10 kilometers? | 1.2589 | 0.05033 | 112 | 88 | 19 | 5 |
1437 | Yes, there are sparks. | 1.2574 | 0.05006 | 101 | 78 | 20 | 3 |
1438 | ...because the Mayor said we should wear reflective clothing. | 1.2569 | 0.05116 | 109 | 86 | 18 | 5 |
1439 | Thou ridest the same model steed as I" | 1.2569 | 0.05742 | 109 | 90 | 10 | 9 |
1440 | Because my cycling clothes are in the wash and I ran out of sunscreen. | 1.2569 | 0.05279 | 109 | 87 | 16 | 6 |
1441 | Are you here to slay the Central Park dragon? | 1.2569 | 0.05116 | 109 | 86 | 18 | 5 |
1442 | Everyone already knows you're paleo. | 1.2569 | 0.05279 | 109 | 87 | 16 | 6 |
1443 | The store was out of Under Armour | 1.2569 | 0.04204 | 109 | 87 | 19 | 3 |
1444 | Is it the bike or you that needs oiling? | 1.2569 | 0.05116 | 109 | 86 | 18 | 5 |
1445 | The extra weight helps me build momentum. | 1.2569 | 0.04947 | 109 | 85 | 20 | 4 |
1446 | I’m pretty sure “dark night of the soul” is a metaphor... | 1.2569 | 0.04947 | 109 | 85 | 20 | 4 |
1447 | Nice helmet, m'lady. | 1.2569 | 0.05279 | 109 | 87 | 16 | 6 |
1448 | Got it at Bill's Bikes and Jousting. | 1.2569 | 0.05279 | 109 | 87 | 16 | 6 |
1449 | It came down to jousting or riding my steed to work, and the bike's easier to park. | 1.2569 | 0.04591 | 109 | 83 | 24 | 2 |
1450 | Wanna get oiled? | 1.2569 | 0.05116 | 109 | 86 | 18 | 5 |
1451 | You need a horse for the jousting competition? | 1.2569 | 0.03889 | 109 | 89 | 17 | 3 |
1452 | My wife felt nervous about my biking in the city | 1.2569 | 0.05116 | 109 | 86 | 18 | 5 |
1453 | It's the new Under Armour cycling wear. | 1.2569 | 0.04591 | 109 | 83 | 24 | 2 |
1454 | No! I'm serious. How do I turn on the damn GPS! | 1.2569 | 0.05279 | 109 | 87 | 16 | 6 |
1455 | I’m hoping this qualifies me for the Ironman. | 1.2569 | 0.05279 | 109 | 87 | 16 | 6 |
1456 | This is not what I meant when I suggested we go for a night bike ride. | 1.2569 | 0.05279 | 109 | 87 | 16 | 6 |
1457 | This is such a wobbly horse. | 1.2569 | 0.04860 | 109 | 87 | 17 | 5 |
1458 | You are taking this under armor sponsorship a bit too far. | 1.2569 | 0.05279 | 109 | 87 | 16 | 6 |
1459 | I feel more vulnerable than ever. | 1.2569 | 0.05279 | 109 | 87 | 16 | 6 |
1460 | I like to put the pedal to the metal. | 1.2569 | 0.05116 | 109 | 86 | 18 | 5 |
1461 | Hey, if I wanna refer to my bike as my steed, that’s my business! | 1.2569 | 0.05116 | 109 | 86 | 18 | 5 |
1462 | It's New York! I'd rather be safe than squashed. | 1.2547 | 0.05372 | 106 | 85 | 15 | 6 |
1463 | I'm great on the downhills, a little rusty on the climbs. | 1.2547 | 0.05372 | 106 | 85 | 15 | 6 |
1464 | She got it in the divorce. | 1.2547 | 0.05027 | 106 | 83 | 19 | 4 |
1465 | It's all downhill from here. | 1.2547 | 0.05372 | 106 | 85 | 15 | 6 |
1466 | Think parking a car is bad? Imagine a horse. | 1.2547 | 0.05537 | 106 | 86 | 13 | 7 |
1467 | Wait a sec: I'm ordering something from Amazon. | 1.2547 | 0.05697 | 106 | 87 | 11 | 8 |
1468 | I updated the bike but the rest of my gear is medieval. | 1.2547 | 0.04558 | 106 | 83 | 20 | 3 |
1469 | Yes, I got my new outfit from Under Armor. | 1.2547 | 0.05537 | 106 | 86 | 13 | 7 |
1470 | They didn't have bubblewrap in my size. | 1.2547 | 0.05202 | 106 | 84 | 17 | 5 |
1471 | Unhinged kneeplate. There's a great welding shop about three miles from here. | 1.2547 | 0.05372 | 106 | 85 | 15 | 6 |
1472 | This makes cycling really hard. | 1.2547 | 0.05537 | 106 | 86 | 13 | 7 |
1473 | My steed is ready? Joust in time. | 1.2547 | 0.05372 | 106 | 85 | 15 | 6 |
1474 | I shall vanquish all scooters. | 1.2547 | 0.05537 | 106 | 86 | 13 | 7 |
1475 | I thought a helmet was a good idea, too, then I saw the algorithms. | 1.2547 | 0.05372 | 106 | 85 | 15 | 6 |
1476 | Alexa! Fix dinner and clean the living room! | 1.2547 | 0.05372 | 106 | 85 | 15 | 6 |
1477 | Really? You took the call? | 1.2547 | 0.05027 | 106 | 83 | 19 | 4 |
1478 | Where do you keep the messages you deliver? | 1.2547 | 0.04845 | 106 | 82 | 21 | 3 |
1479 | I think you wanted UNDER armor. | 1.2547 | 0.05027 | 106 | 83 | 19 | 4 |
1480 | Pull over for an oil change to stop the squeaking. | 1.2547 | 0.05027 | 106 | 83 | 19 | 4 |
1481 | My bike lock is made out of a chastity belt. | 1.2547 | 0.05537 | 106 | 86 | 13 | 7 |
1482 | Jiffy -Lube Near Me | 1.2547 | 0.05697 | 106 | 87 | 11 | 8 |
1483 | Yes I work at the Renaissance Fair, but I use the Prince street bike lane also. | 1.2547 | 0.05202 | 106 | 84 | 17 | 5 |
1484 | They don't always give you three feet. | 1.2547 | 0.05027 | 106 | 83 | 19 | 4 |
1485 | It protects me against bandits, hill trolls, and SUVs. | 1.2547 | 0.05202 | 106 | 84 | 17 | 5 |
1486 | They really cheaped out on this Knight Rider remake. | 1.2547 | 0.05537 | 106 | 86 | 13 | 7 |
1487 | A little rusty? | 1.2547 | 0.05027 | 106 | 83 | 19 | 4 |
1488 | So she's French, right, and what I''m hearing her say is 'Armor, armor'.... | 1.2547 | 0.04845 | 106 | 82 | 21 | 3 |
1489 | Sure it's hot, but when you're a Knight of the Roundabout, you commit. | 1.2547 | 0.05372 | 106 | 85 | 15 | 6 |
1490 | Person: First time on a bike? Knight: I gave up my horse for the modern-urban lifestyle. | 1.2547 | 0.05027 | 106 | 83 | 19 | 4 |
1491 | But where do you keep your cell phone? | 1.2547 | 0.05027 | 106 | 83 | 19 | 4 |
1492 | It's carbon fiber...I shaved 3 stones! | 1.2547 | 0.05697 | 106 | 87 | 11 | 8 |
1493 | Urban jousting separates the middle and upper class. | 1.2547 | 0.05537 | 106 | 86 | 13 | 7 |
1494 | You sure this is the way to the next tournament? | 1.2547 | 0.05372 | 106 | 85 | 15 | 6 |
1495 | Is the party theme sexy knights or sexy nighties? | 1.2547 | 0.05202 | 106 | 84 | 17 | 5 |
1496 | Crap! Where's my phone? | 1.2547 | 0.05202 | 106 | 84 | 17 | 5 |
1497 | I'm just finally accepting your attitude that I exhibit medieval behavior. | 1.2547 | 0.05202 | 106 | 84 | 17 | 5 |
1498 | I get a discount on my accident insurance wearing this outfit." | 1.2547 | 0.05202 | 106 | 84 | 17 | 5 |
1499 | Hey, Hasselhoff...I've got a great spin for the "Knight Rider" reboot. | 1.2547 | 0.05697 | 106 | 87 | 11 | 8 |
1500 | I suppose little plastic hats are O.K. for the head, but I'm serious about all of me. | 1.2547 | 0.05372 | 106 | 85 | 15 | 6 |
1501 | I just got a call back for an Under Armor ad | 1.2547 | 0.05372 | 106 | 85 | 15 | 6 |
1502 | You ever see any dragons on this route? I really hate dragons. | 1.2547 | 0.05202 | 106 | 84 | 17 | 5 |
1503 | My front wheel tends to come off unexpectedly. | 1.2547 | 0.05537 | 106 | 86 | 13 | 7 |
1504 | I'm training for an armored-man triathlon. | 1.2547 | 0.05202 | 106 | 84 | 17 | 5 |
1505 | we ran out of condoms | 1.2547 | 0.05372 | 106 | 85 | 15 | 6 |
1506 | I was "randomly selected" and they took my sword. | 1.2547 | 0.05372 | 106 | 85 | 15 | 6 |
1507 | I thought you said this was a knight-biking club. | 1.2547 | 0.05537 | 106 | 86 | 13 | 7 |
1508 | I'm protesting the absence of bike lanes. | 1.2547 | 0.05537 | 106 | 86 | 13 | 7 |
1509 | You’re listening to the All Medieval station again, aren’t you? | 1.2547 | 0.05853 | 106 | 88 | 9 | 9 |
1510 | Let's just say my drawbridge didn't open in time. | 1.2547 | 0.05537 | 106 | 86 | 13 | 7 |
1511 | My ex always participates in this race, I thought it's best to be well prepared. | 1.2547 | 0.04845 | 106 | 82 | 21 | 3 |
1512 | My horse is at the farrier. | 1.2547 | 0.04356 | 106 | 82 | 22 | 2 |
1513 | It's recycled. | 1.2547 | 0.05372 | 106 | 85 | 15 | 6 |
1514 | Leave me alone! The check is in the mail... | 1.2547 | 0.05372 | 106 | 85 | 15 | 6 |
1515 | I'm trying to reduce my carbon hoofprint. | 1.2547 | 0.05027 | 106 | 83 | 19 | 4 |
1516 | I ran out of suntan lotion. | 1.2547 | 0.05372 | 106 | 85 | 15 | 6 |
1517 | I think I misunderstood when you said lets go "Knight Riding". | 1.2547 | 0.05202 | 106 | 84 | 17 | 5 |
1518 | Are you chivalrous or training for an Ironman? | 1.2547 | 0.05202 | 106 | 84 | 17 | 5 |
1519 | We have to share the bike lane with the jousting team. | 1.2547 | 0.05202 | 106 | 84 | 17 | 5 |
1520 | I'm afraid this race is really testing my mettle. | 1.2547 | 0.05537 | 106 | 86 | 13 | 7 |
1521 | When will my horse be ready? | 1.2547 | 0.05537 | 106 | 86 | 13 | 7 |
1522 | At least my pants leg doesn't get caught in the chain. | 1.2547 | 0.04845 | 106 | 82 | 21 | 3 |
1523 | I came prepared for an uphill battle. | 1.2547 | 0.05537 | 106 | 86 | 13 | 7 |
1524 | This under armor gives me extra road rash protection, but its also giving me a rash... it's a vicious cycle." | 1.2547 | 0.05372 | 106 | 85 | 15 | 6 |
1525 | Wow, it doesn't look a bit like spandex. | 1.2547 | 0.05372 | 106 | 85 | 15 | 6 |
1526 | Prithee, sir knight, hast thou not heard of carbon fiber?” | 1.2547 | 0.05202 | 106 | 84 | 17 | 5 |
1527 | You're going to need more than a helmet if you're going to ride into the city. | 1.2547 | 0.04845 | 106 | 82 | 21 | 3 |
1528 | Siri says, "Get a horse" or "Go across". The reception is lousy up here. | 1.2547 | 0.05027 | 106 | 83 | 19 | 4 |
1529 | Ironman? I thought they said Iron Throne. | 1.2547 | 0.05202 | 106 | 84 | 17 | 5 |
1530 | I told my touchy, feely boss this was to protect me while cycling but it’s really to protect me from him. | 1.2547 | 0.05372 | 106 | 85 | 15 | 6 |
1531 | You're lucky the armor isn't blinding you! | 1.2547 | 0.05202 | 106 | 84 | 17 | 5 |
1532 | Reuse, Repurpose, Recycle! | 1.2547 | 0.05202 | 106 | 84 | 17 | 5 |
1533 | What can I say? My trusty steed is at the vet. | 1.2547 | 0.05537 | 106 | 86 | 13 | 7 |
1534 | The coop board REALLY banned the horse? | 1.2547 | 0.05372 | 106 | 85 | 15 | 6 |
1535 | Everything is fine except I need some WD- 40. | 1.2547 | 0.05027 | 106 | 83 | 19 | 4 |
1536 | Oh, you meant Armor All the bike! | 1.2547 | 0.05202 | 106 | 84 | 17 | 5 |
1537 | I’m looking for Connecticut | 1.2547 | 0.05697 | 106 | 87 | 11 | 8 |
1538 | Okay, I'll save it for the bedroom. | 1.2547 | 0.05372 | 106 | 85 | 15 | 6 |
1539 | It's the seven pounds in seven miles diet | 1.2547 | 0.05027 | 106 | 83 | 19 | 4 |
1540 | I lost my single-steed. | 1.2547 | 0.04845 | 106 | 82 | 21 | 3 |
1541 | Oh, you're still riding steel?! You've got to go carbon. | 1.2547 | 0.05202 | 106 | 84 | 17 | 5 |
1542 | Stop being over dramatic. | 1.2545 | 0.05393 | 110 | 89 | 14 | 7 |
1543 | Relax, it's just like riding a horse. | 1.2545 | 0.04907 | 110 | 86 | 20 | 4 |
1544 | My horse did nothing for my health! | 1.2524 | 0.04723 | 103 | 79 | 22 | 2 |
1545 | It’s a millennial thing... | 1.2524 | 0.04921 | 103 | 80 | 20 | 3 |
1546 | Its called the "Knight-Rider". Rated highest in safety! | 1.2524 | 0.04921 | 103 | 80 | 20 | 3 |
1547 | My fashion sense may be a little out of date, but you can't beat the classics. | 1.2524 | 0.04921 | 103 | 80 | 20 | 3 |
1548 | Oh, a night bike ride. I get it. | 1.2524 | 0.04921 | 103 | 80 | 20 | 3 |
1549 | Sir Lancelot Armstrong, and you? | 1.2524 | 0.05293 | 103 | 82 | 16 | 5 |
1550 | You know, when I complained about chivalry being dead, this isn’t exactly what I had in mind. | 1.2524 | 0.05110 | 103 | 81 | 18 | 4 |
1551 | So when they said the city had medieval infrastructure... | 1.2524 | 0.04921 | 103 | 80 | 20 | 3 |
1552 | When you said you wanted to go on a night bike ride, this is not what I thought you meant | 1.2524 | 0.04921 | 103 | 80 | 20 | 3 |
1553 | My sponsor? Under Armour! | 1.2524 | 0.04723 | 103 | 79 | 22 | 2 |
1554 | Outrageous fortune, yes; slings and arrows, no! | 1.2524 | 0.04921 | 103 | 80 | 20 | 3 |
1555 | It gives me a little more protection from the taxicabs. | 1.2524 | 0.04517 | 103 | 78 | 24 | 1 |
1556 | It's actually all carbon fiber | 1.2524 | 0.04723 | 103 | 79 | 22 | 2 |
1557 | I think it will be knight soon. | 1.2524 | 0.05110 | 103 | 81 | 18 | 4 |
1558 | “Yeah, cycling with armor is allowed, as long as there’s no Lance.” | 1.2524 | 0.05293 | 103 | 82 | 16 | 5 |
1559 | You can never be too safe. | 1.2523 | 0.04985 | 107 | 84 | 19 | 4 |
1560 | Only because the biggest cities have the biggest potholes. | 1.2500 | 0.05248 | 104 | 83 | 16 | 5 |
1561 | I left my mace at home. | 1.2500 | 0.05067 | 104 | 82 | 18 | 4 |
1562 | Some people bike during the day - I personally like knight rides. | 1.2500 | 0.05248 | 104 | 83 | 16 | 5 |
1563 | Wear whatever you'd like, but keep the squeaking down, please! | 1.2500 | 0.05423 | 104 | 84 | 14 | 6 |
1564 | I couldn't find my sunglasses. That's why. | 1.2500 | 0.05067 | 104 | 82 | 18 | 4 |
1565 | It’s not just bulletproof; my radar signature is nil! | 1.2500 | 0.04480 | 104 | 84 | 17 | 3 |
1566 | Did you close the living room window? | 1.2500 | 0.05248 | 104 | 83 | 16 | 5 |
1567 | No...no...no. I said the fight for fitness was a futile struggle. | 1.2500 | 0.05248 | 104 | 82 | 16 | 5 |
1568 | I thought you said this was a knight ride. | 1.2500 | 0.05423 | 104 | 84 | 14 | 6 |
1569 | If you have any other questions, you can reach me at the "Knights of the Open Road" Bicycle Club in Hoboken. | 1.2500 | 0.05423 | 104 | 84 | 14 | 6 |
1570 | They told me the knight rentals were cheaper. | 1.2500 | 0.04879 | 104 | 81 | 20 | 3 |
1571 | The main advantage is that my chaffing problem is sorted. | 1.2500 | 0.05248 | 104 | 83 | 16 | 5 |
1572 | The upside is that I can use the same oil I put on my chain to keep the visor from rusting. | 1.2500 | 0.05067 | 104 | 82 | 18 | 4 |
1573 | This is for jousting with the CitiBike riders | 1.2500 | 0.05067 | 104 | 82 | 18 | 4 |
1574 | Harry, you're weird. First texts from "Camelot." Now this. | 1.2500 | 0.05592 | 104 | 85 | 12 | 7 |
1575 | Spandex is in the laundry. | 1.2500 | 0.05248 | 104 | 83 | 16 | 5 |
1576 | Errand, not errant. | 1.2500 | 0.05757 | 104 | 86 | 10 | 8 |
1577 | It doesn't chafe as much as you'd think | 1.2500 | 0.05067 | 104 | 82 | 18 | 4 |
1578 | The armor is the negotiable for a lower deductible. | 1.2500 | 0.04879 | 104 | 81 | 20 | 3 |
1579 | Now that it's all downhill, I bet you're the one who feels silly. | 1.2500 | 0.04684 | 104 | 80 | 22 | 2 |
1580 | Excuse me, but what's the exit for Camelot? | 1.2500 | 0.04879 | 104 | 81 | 20 | 3 |
1581 | They call it 'Schwinning Armor.' | 1.2500 | 0.05336 | 104 | 86 | 11 | 7 |
1582 | Ya it's warm, but it's recycled and it won't wear out. | 1.2500 | 0.05423 | 104 | 84 | 14 | 6 |
1583 | My jousting horse isn't allowed on this road. | 1.2500 | 0.05067 | 104 | 82 | 18 | 4 |
1584 | You should see my steed! Less than a thousand miles on her... | 1.2500 | 0.05248 | 104 | 83 | 16 | 5 |
1585 | This is more hypoallergenic that latex. | 1.2500 | 0.05248 | 104 | 83 | 16 | 5 |
1586 | Turns out there wasn't an available trusty steed in the Tri-state area. | 1.2500 | 0.04684 | 104 | 80 | 22 | 2 |
1587 | None shall pass. | 1.2500 | 0.05248 | 104 | 83 | 16 | 5 |
1588 | ...And I thought I was being safe | 1.2500 | 0.05248 | 104 | 83 | 16 | 5 |
1589 | This is the last time I put off laundry day. | 1.2500 | 0.04879 | 104 | 81 | 20 | 3 |
1590 | I keep falling over when I can't clip out at a stop sign. | 1.2500 | 0.05067 | 104 | 82 | 18 | 4 |
1591 | Have you seen an armored horse with an empty saddle go by recently? | 1.2500 | 0.05067 | 104 | 82 | 18 | 4 |
1592 | First she said the biker shorts weren't masculine enough... | 1.2500 | 0.04879 | 104 | 81 | 20 | 3 |
1593 | Put that visor down. Don't you care about your safety? | 1.2451 | 0.05107 | 102 | 81 | 17 | 4 |
1594 | It's vintage. | 1.2451 | 0.04712 | 102 | 79 | 21 | 2 |
1595 | I thought I had all the carbon fibre I needed...but now I also have a lance and shield on back order too. | 1.2424 | 0.05195 | 99 | 79 | 16 | 4 |
1596 | I prefer to wear only pre-1800s materials when I work out. | 1.2424 | 0.05578 | 99 | 81 | 12 | 6 |
1597 | The kid at the bike shop said I should be outfitted old school. | 1.2424 | 0.04992 | 99 | 78 | 18 | 3 |
1598 | On second thought, let's not go to Camelot. | 1.2424 | 0.04782 | 99 | 77 | 20 | 2 |
1599 | Maybe I should switch to Underarmor. | 1.2424 | 0.05578 | 99 | 81 | 12 | 6 |
1600 | Hi, I'm Under Armor! | 1.2424 | 0.05578 | 99 | 81 | 12 | 6 |
1601 | After what happened to Dave, I had to. | 1.2424 | 0.05195 | 99 | 79 | 16 | 4 |
1602 | Good luck working up a sweat wearing that. | 1.2424 | 0.05195 | 99 | 79 | 16 | 4 |
1603 | My wife won't let me bike near women without a chaperone or without wearing this. | 1.2424 | 0.04782 | 99 | 77 | 20 | 2 |
1604 | What happened to the white steed? | 1.2424 | 0.04992 | 99 | 78 | 18 | 3 |
1605 | He said he could only get away for a knight. | 1.2424 | 0.05195 | 99 | 79 | 16 | 4 |
1606 | I meant night ride, not knights ride--my bad. | 1.2424 | 0.05195 | 99 | 79 | 16 | 4 |
1607 | I've always been a big David Hasselhoff fan. | 1.2424 | 0.05578 | 99 | 81 | 12 | 6 |
1608 | This way I don't need to worry about cars or stop signs. | 1.2424 | 0.04782 | 99 | 77 | 20 | 2 |
1609 | Yeah, pretty good. Yourself? | 1.2424 | 0.04782 | 99 | 77 | 20 | 2 |
1610 | It’s for a very specific type of Ironman competition. | 1.2424 | 0.05759 | 99 | 82 | 10 | 7 |
1611 | Only since smartphones got popular. | 1.2424 | 0.04673 | 99 | 79 | 17 | 3 |
1612 | My WD-40 for your water bottle. It's a win-win. | 1.2424 | 0.05390 | 99 | 80 | 14 | 5 |
1613 | Steel is real, m'lady... | 1.2424 | 0.05578 | 99 | 81 | 12 | 6 |
1614 | This Don Quixote line of bike wear feels ill conceived | 1.2424 | 0.05390 | 99 | 80 | 14 | 5 |
1615 | I'm trying to combine my two passions: cycling and rashes. | 1.2424 | 0.05390 | 99 | 80 | 14 | 5 |
1616 | What? Don't you know how we took over airports in 1775? | 1.2424 | 0.05195 | 99 | 79 | 16 | 4 |
1617 | Pleasure to make your acquaintance. I'm Sir Lancet Armstrong. | 1.2424 | 0.03823 | 99 | 78 | 20 | 1 |
1618 | Don’t ever get a Horse Title Loan.” | 1.2424 | 0.04992 | 99 | 81 | 15 | 3 |
1619 | Jousting practice was TODAY?! | 1.2424 | 0.05390 | 99 | 80 | 14 | 5 |
1620 | I took a wrong turn at Agincourt. | 1.2424 | 0.05195 | 99 | 79 | 16 | 4 |
1621 | Online dating was a bust - I'm trying a different kind of quest. | 1.2424 | 0.05195 | 99 | 79 | 16 | 4 |
1622 | I left my jousting sword at home. Can you please ride ahead of me? | 1.2424 | 0.05578 | 99 | 81 | 12 | 6 |
1623 | I guess it helps you downhill. | 1.2424 | 0.05759 | 99 | 82 | 10 | 7 |
1624 | I am taking hot yoga on the road. | 1.2424 | 0.04992 | 99 | 78 | 18 | 3 |
1625 | Rain today, rust tomorrow! | 1.2424 | 0.05390 | 99 | 80 | 14 | 5 |
1626 | Hey! Your chain mail is slipping off. | 1.2424 | 0.05195 | 99 | 79 | 16 | 4 |
1627 | I’m done with spandex. | 1.2424 | 0.04561 | 99 | 76 | 22 | 1 |
1628 | I'll go first and clear the way. | 1.2424 | 0.05195 | 99 | 79 | 16 | 4 |
1629 | I think I'm a little over dressed for this ! | 1.2424 | 0.05578 | 99 | 81 | 12 | 6 |
1630 | I’m working on letting my guard down a little. | 1.2424 | 0.05195 | 99 | 79 | 16 | 4 |
1631 | This? It's nothing compared to the jousting pole that I used to carry. | 1.2424 | 0.05195 | 99 | 79 | 16 | 4 |
1632 | This feels very safe but going to the bathroom has its own problems. | 1.2424 | 0.05195 | 99 | 79 | 16 | 4 |
1633 | This isn't Conneticuit? | 1.2424 | 0.05390 | 99 | 80 | 14 | 5 |
1634 | I know it's slightly archaic, but you can't be too careful these days. Plus, it's more flattering than those spandex bike shorts. | 1.2424 | 0.05095 | 99 | 81 | 13 | 5 |
1635 | '"It's been a while since I last rode. Im feeling bit rusty" | 1.2424 | 0.04782 | 99 | 77 | 20 | 2 |
1636 | Is the water bottle making my bike too heavy? | 1.2424 | 0.05390 | 99 | 80 | 14 | 5 |
1637 | I believe the recommendation was for Under Armor | 1.2424 | 0.05390 | 99 | 80 | 14 | 5 |
1638 | You've gone way beyond hipster. | 1.2424 | 0.04992 | 99 | 78 | 18 | 3 |
1639 | Under Armor’s got nothing on me. | 1.2424 | 0.05390 | 99 | 80 | 14 | 5 |
1640 | I'm headed for the Round Table. You? | 1.2424 | 0.04561 | 99 | 76 | 22 | 1 |
1641 | Did you see the way they were staring? | 1.2424 | 0.04992 | 99 | 78 | 18 | 3 |
1642 | I'm sorry, but Knight Rider drove a hot car. He didn't ride a plain bike. | 1.2424 | 0.05195 | 99 | 79 | 16 | 4 |
1643 | We're calling it The New Dark Ages. | 1.2424 | 0.05390 | 99 | 80 | 14 | 5 |
1644 | So, are you going to join your ye olde fantasy jousting league or what? | 1.2424 | 0.05195 | 99 | 79 | 16 | 4 |
1645 | It even has pockets! | 1.2424 | 0.05759 | 99 | 82 | 10 | 7 |
1646 | It's my urban mobile armor. | 1.2424 | 0.04992 | 99 | 78 | 18 | 3 |
1647 | I read that suits are coming back. | 1.2424 | 0.05195 | 99 | 79 | 16 | 4 |
1648 | I don’t feel any safer and my sports bra is turning on me. | 1.2424 | 0.04561 | 99 | 76 | 22 | 1 |
1649 | THIS CARTOON MAKES NO SENSE | 1.2424 | 0.05578 | 99 | 81 | 12 | 6 |
1650 | The bicycle shop said it's good for off road. | 1.2424 | 0.04673 | 99 | 82 | 14 | 3 |
1651 | They call it Over Amour | 1.2424 | 0.05578 | 99 | 81 | 12 | 6 |
1652 | But for all its advantages, I miss being one with my mount... | 1.2424 | 0.05390 | 99 | 80 | 14 | 5 |
1653 | Trying to recycle some of my gear. | 1.2424 | 0.05195 | 99 | 79 | 16 | 4 |
1654 | I think you misinterpreted night ride. | 1.2424 | 0.05195 | 99 | 79 | 16 | 4 |
1655 | Yeah, its a little warm, but i just jump in the moat when I get there | 1.2424 | 0.05195 | 99 | 79 | 16 | 4 |
1656 | I'm training for an Ironman too. | 1.2424 | 0.05390 | 99 | 80 | 14 | 5 |
1657 | See? Chivalry isn't dead. | 1.2424 | 0.05578 | 99 | 81 | 12 | 6 |
1658 | I actually had something else in mind when I suggested Armor All on your bicycle seat. | 1.2424 | 0.05578 | 99 | 81 | 12 | 6 |
1659 | Is that a Medieval fanny pack? | 1.2424 | 0.04782 | 99 | 77 | 20 | 2 |
1660 | I would never just rely on a helmet. | 1.2424 | 0.04561 | 99 | 76 | 22 | 1 |
1661 | Tell you what I don't miss; the pooper scooper. | 1.2424 | 0.05390 | 99 | 80 | 14 | 5 |
1662 | Wearing bright colors never helped so I thought I'd try this. | 1.2424 | 0.05195 | 99 | 79 | 16 | 4 |
1663 | Nah, I just got off the subway. | 1.2424 | 0.05390 | 99 | 80 | 14 | 5 |
1664 | It's a lot harder to reach 88mph on a bike. | 1.2424 | 0.05390 | 99 | 80 | 14 | 5 |
1665 | Check out Crusader Vintage.com | 1.2424 | 0.04561 | 99 | 76 | 22 | 1 |
1666 | Yeah, but the tear gas can still get in. | 1.2424 | 0.04992 | 99 | 78 | 18 | 3 |
1667 | This was such a great deal on Prime Day I couldn't resist! | 1.2424 | 0.04992 | 99 | 78 | 18 | 3 |
1668 | Look ahead. You're the one who's gonna feel stupid when that truck hits us. | 1.2424 | 0.05195 | 99 | 79 | 16 | 4 |
1669 | I finally had enough when she accused my mother of being overly protective. | 1.2424 | 0.04561 | 99 | 76 | 22 | 1 |
1670 | THE ONE DAY I GO MEDIEVAL | 1.2424 | 0.05578 | 99 | 81 | 12 | 6 |
1671 | I am on my way to the Tour de Force. | 1.2424 | 0.05390 | 99 | 80 | 14 | 5 |
1672 | I agree, this new time travel app isn't working for me either. | 1.2424 | 0.04782 | 99 | 77 | 20 | 2 |
1673 | Even Brink's has shifted to the gig economy. | 1.2424 | 0.04992 | 99 | 78 | 18 | 3 |
1674 | Aren’t you over reacting Lance? You just scraped your knee. | 1.2424 | 0.04782 | 99 | 77 | 20 | 2 |
1675 | My horse is out sick today. | 1.2424 | 0.05195 | 99 | 79 | 16 | 4 |
1676 | This suit is more aerodynamic than it looks. | 1.2424 | 0.04992 | 99 | 78 | 18 | 3 |
1677 | I'm mainly a night rider. | 1.2424 | 0.04888 | 99 | 80 | 15 | 4 |
1678 | It’s still lighter than a Citi Bike | 1.2424 | 0.05578 | 99 | 81 | 12 | 6 |
1679 | Next thing you know these bikes will be electric | 1.2424 | 0.05195 | 99 | 79 | 16 | 4 |
1680 | Who knew buying protection for your phone could be so extreme, especially this day in age... | 1.2424 | 0.05195 | 99 | 79 | 16 | 4 |
1681 | What on earth are those ridiculous pants? | 1.2424 | 0.05195 | 99 | 79 | 16 | 4 |
1682 | It was in my middle ages that I got into heavy metal. | 1.2424 | 0.05195 | 99 | 79 | 16 | 4 |
1683 | The bike shop suggested treating everything with armor-all. | 1.2400 | 0.05148 | 100 | 80 | 16 | 4 |
1684 | And I wasn't allowed to cross the street alone until I was 16. | 1.2396 | 0.05075 | 96 | 76 | 17 | 3 |
1685 | I'm riding in the 'Black Knights Matter' 5K in a show of support | 1.2396 | 0.05686 | 96 | 79 | 11 | 6 |
1686 | Shouldn’t you have the white steed? | 1.2396 | 0.05075 | 96 | 76 | 17 | 3 |
1687 | What I said was let's go for a night ride. | 1.2396 | 0.05075 | 96 | 76 | 17 | 3 |
1688 | My knight vision sucks. | 1.2396 | 0.05075 | 96 | 76 | 17 | 3 |
1689 | Don't you find the Under Armour a wee bit restrictive? | 1.2396 | 0.05490 | 96 | 78 | 13 | 5 |
1690 | ‘I said night riding- N I G H T!’ | 1.2396 | 0.05287 | 96 | 77 | 15 | 4 |
1691 | I don't want to go back to court. | 1.2396 | 0.04854 | 96 | 75 | 19 | 2 |
1692 | It's true! Henry Louis Gates found out that I'm one eighth lobster! | 1.2396 | 0.05490 | 96 | 78 | 13 | 5 |
1693 | Last one to the moat has to close the drawbridge. | 1.2396 | 0.05490 | 96 | 78 | 13 | 5 |
1694 | The next exit ... the Bronx ... right? | 1.2396 | 0.05490 | 96 | 78 | 13 | 5 |
1695 | You must be new to Detroit. | 1.2396 | 0.05287 | 96 | 77 | 15 | 4 |
1696 | This keeps my rates low with Geico. | 1.2396 | 0.05287 | 96 | 77 | 15 | 4 |
1697 | UNDER! Not Over Armour! | 1.2396 | 0.04623 | 96 | 79 | 14 | 3 |
1698 | Apparently it's not called the Tour de Farce. | 1.2396 | 0.04854 | 96 | 75 | 19 | 2 |
1699 | Feel free to go on ahead, I'm still a little rusty. | 1.2396 | 0.05075 | 96 | 76 | 17 | 3 |
1700 | Wait, I thought it was Halloween. | 1.2396 | 0.05075 | 96 | 76 | 17 | 3 |
1701 | The New Yorker sure screwed up its app. | 1.2396 | 0.05075 | 96 | 76 | 17 | 3 |
1702 | I told you to iron your uniform, not wear iron. | 1.2396 | 0.05075 | 96 | 76 | 17 | 3 |
1703 | Well, let's see if my outer armor works better than your nuder armor. | 1.2396 | 0.05490 | 96 | 78 | 13 | 5 |
1704 | Renaissance fairs aren't the same since PETA got involved. | 1.2396 | 0.05287 | 96 | 77 | 15 | 4 |
1705 | Under armor just doesn't cut it on the Cross Bronx Expressway. | 1.2396 | 0.05075 | 96 | 76 | 17 | 3 |
1706 | Methinks this saddle doth sorely chap me arse. | 1.2376 | 0.05477 | 101 | 83 | 12 | 6 |
1707 | Remember, when we get there, I do all the talking, and you just stand in the corner. | 1.2376 | 0.05103 | 101 | 81 | 16 | 4 |
1708 | Feeling vulnerable today??? | 1.2371 | 0.05633 | 97 | 80 | 11 | 6 |
1709 | I have bad news about the city's new Bicycle Safety Action Plan... | 1.2371 | 0.05238 | 97 | 78 | 15 | 4 |
1710 | My spandex was at the cleaners. | 1.2371 | 0.05029 | 97 | 77 | 17 | 3 |
1711 | Lancelot Armstrong, pleasure to meet you, Miss | 1.2371 | 0.04810 | 97 | 76 | 19 | 2 |
1712 | I feel safer but I can't pedal uphill. | 1.2371 | 0.04810 | 97 | 78 | 16 | 3 |
1713 | Are you all right Sir? | 1.2371 | 0.05029 | 97 | 77 | 17 | 3 |
1714 | Not what I meant by 'chivalry,' Todd. | 1.2371 | 0.05439 | 97 | 79 | 13 | 5 |
1715 | Wearing all this protective gear outta keep the insurance premiums low. | 1.2371 | 0.05238 | 97 | 78 | 15 | 4 |
1716 | I thought it can help women recognize I am following the rules of chivalry instead of the current predatory norms. | 1.2371 | 0.04582 | 97 | 75 | 21 | 1 |
1717 | I thought this would do it but the delivery guys have moved up to trebuchets. | 1.2371 | 0.05439 | 97 | 79 | 13 | 5 |
1718 | I can ride day and knight! | 1.2371 | 0.05820 | 97 | 81 | 9 | 7 |
1719 | Too much beer at last night's costume party, and a broken can-opener. | 1.2371 | 0.05439 | 97 | 79 | 13 | 5 |
1720 | Mr. Armstrong, now I see why you're getting "Sir Lance" a lot. | 1.2371 | 0.05439 | 97 | 79 | 13 | 5 |
1721 | I’m working a political fundraiser tonight. | 1.2371 | 0.05238 | 97 | 78 | 15 | 4 |
1722 | It’s aerodynamic AND prevents saddle pain! | 1.2371 | 0.04582 | 97 | 75 | 21 | 1 |
1723 | For me, it's like going to war. | 1.2371 | 0.05238 | 97 | 78 | 15 | 4 |
1724 | White horses are hard to find. | 1.2347 | 0.04983 | 98 | 78 | 17 | 3 |
1725 | My Kingdom for some Spanx. | 1.2347 | 0.04983 | 98 | 78 | 17 | 3 |
1726 | New brakes were too expensive. | 1.2347 | 0.04983 | 98 | 78 | 17 | 3 |
1727 | After my last accident, my wife threw down the gauntlet...literally...! | 1.2347 | 0.04767 | 98 | 77 | 19 | 2 |
1728 | No, ‘Lance Armstrong’ was the joke, but I forgot my lance, so, I guess I’m just a knight. Anyway, do you bike here often? | 1.2347 | 0.04983 | 98 | 78 | 17 | 3 |
1729 | Sorry, I can't hear your advice through my visor. | 1.2347 | 0.05190 | 98 | 79 | 15 | 4 |
1730 | You’re kidding me. There is already a Knight Rider? | 1.2347 | 0.05580 | 98 | 81 | 11 | 6 |
1731 | It's the bike shop, they couldn't fix my brakes. | 1.2347 | 0.04767 | 98 | 77 | 19 | 2 |
1732 | Can you hear me, now? | 1.2347 | 0.05389 | 98 | 80 | 13 | 5 |
1733 | We do re-enactments of early 20th century medieval re-enactments | 1.2347 | 0.05190 | 98 | 79 | 15 | 4 |
1734 | I am but mad north-north-west. When the wind is southerly, I know a hawk from a handsaw. | 1.2347 | 0.04983 | 98 | 78 | 17 | 3 |
1735 | I said bring underarmour, not knight armor. | 1.2347 | 0.05190 | 98 | 79 | 15 | 4 |
1736 | I gotta go. Yeah, another biker challenging me to a joust. | 1.2347 | 0.04983 | 98 | 78 | 17 | 3 |
1737 | I am not your Knight in tarnished armour!! | 1.2347 | 0.05389 | 98 | 80 | 13 | 5 |
1738 | It’s an ego booster. When I take it off and weigh myself I’ve lost 40 pounds. | 1.2347 | 0.04767 | 98 | 77 | 19 | 2 |
1739 | They told me to get off my high horse, this was the only other option around | 1.2347 | 0.05389 | 98 | 80 | 13 | 5 |
1740 | I'm not slowing down for joggers. | 1.2347 | 0.05190 | 98 | 79 | 15 | 4 |
1741 | The clubs I get into now? They're the stuff of legend. | 1.2347 | 0.05190 | 98 | 79 | 15 | 4 |
1742 | Heavy metal fan ? | 1.2347 | 0.05389 | 98 | 80 | 13 | 5 |
1743 | Hasselhoff was a better Knight Rider. | 1.2347 | 0.04179 | 98 | 79 | 17 | 2 |
1744 | It lowers my premiums. | 1.2347 | 0.04983 | 98 | 78 | 17 | 3 |
1745 | I hate road rash. | 1.2347 | 0.05580 | 98 | 81 | 11 | 6 |
1746 | Chivalry isn't dead, but it is on a steep decline. | 1.2347 | 0.05190 | 98 | 79 | 15 | 4 |
1747 | ...had to list my roundtable on Craigslist, too. | 1.2347 | 0.05580 | 98 | 81 | 11 | 6 |
1748 | Knight Rider | 1.2347 | 0.05190 | 98 | 79 | 15 | 4 |
1749 | I feel so metal. | 1.2347 | 0.05580 | 98 | 81 | 11 | 6 |
1750 | Please, don't tell anyone at work! | 1.2347 | 0.04983 | 98 | 78 | 17 | 3 |
1751 | It's from their new product line, since their "under" apparel went so well. | 1.2347 | 0.05389 | 98 | 80 | 13 | 5 |
1752 | My kingdom for a horse, instead I got a two-wheeler! | 1.2347 | 0.05389 | 98 | 80 | 13 | 5 |
1753 | Turns out it's not as easy as riding a bike. | 1.2347 | 0.05190 | 98 | 79 | 15 | 4 |
1754 | K", it changes the tone of many decisions | 1.2347 | 0.04767 | 98 | 77 | 19 | 2 |
1755 | You wouldn't happen to have a long, pointed pole? | 1.2347 | 0.04767 | 98 | 77 | 19 | 2 |
1756 | Did they say tournament or Tour de France? | 1.2347 | 0.04983 | 98 | 78 | 17 | 3 |
1757 | I can't help it, I had really overprotective parents. | 1.2347 | 0.04983 | 98 | 78 | 17 | 3 |
1758 | What do you mean you smell gasoline? | 1.2347 | 0.05389 | 98 | 80 | 13 | 5 |
1759 | I'm training for Tour de Lance. | 1.2347 | 0.05580 | 98 | 81 | 11 | 6 |
1760 | I think it’s time to move to the suburbs | 1.2347 | 0.04983 | 98 | 78 | 17 | 3 |
1761 | People in cars have their armor, I have mine. | 1.2347 | 0.05766 | 98 | 82 | 9 | 7 |
1762 | For the Renaissance Fair I decked it out with bunting and chain mail. | 1.2347 | 0.04767 | 98 | 77 | 19 | 2 |
1763 | So I take it you misunderstood what I meant by a Knight ride? | 1.2347 | 0.04767 | 98 | 77 | 19 | 2 |
1764 | "I just got tired of all my family hassling me about cycling safety." | 1.2347 | 0.04983 | 98 | 78 | 17 | 3 |
1765 | Like, Subscribe, and support me on Patreon | 1.2347 | 0.05580 | 98 | 81 | 11 | 6 |
1766 | My steed is in the farrier's, this is a loaner. | 1.2347 | 0.05580 | 98 | 81 | 11 | 6 |
1767 | My lady, how could I possibly hold my horses? | 1.2347 | 0.05766 | 98 | 82 | 9 | 7 |
1768 | You mean this isn't the Renaissance Faire Triathlon? | 1.2347 | 0.04767 | 98 | 77 | 19 | 2 |
1769 | It's for a charade party, and I'm going as "a night on the road. | 1.2347 | 0.04303 | 98 | 75 | 23 | 0 |
1770 | No more chafing! | 1.2347 | 0.05389 | 98 | 80 | 13 | 5 |
1771 | Suppose I should have a headlight for knight time riding..... | 1.2347 | 0.04767 | 98 | 77 | 19 | 2 |
1772 | The knees catch a bit more than I expected. | 1.2347 | 0.04051 | 98 | 79 | 17 | 2 |
1773 | Oy vey | 1.2347 | 0.05580 | 98 | 81 | 11 | 6 |
1774 | Maybe dogs’ attraction to you is magnetic. | 1.2347 | 0.04983 | 98 | 78 | 17 | 3 |
1775 | If the laws of physics hold up, I should just fly down this hill! | 1.2347 | 0.05190 | 98 | 79 | 15 | 4 |
1776 | This is from the Tour De Sparta | 1.2347 | 0.05389 | 98 | 80 | 13 | 5 |
1777 | In first gear, resistance is feudal | 1.2347 | 0.05389 | 98 | 80 | 13 | 5 |
1778 | Our peloton felleth down. | 1.2347 | 0.05190 | 98 | 79 | 15 | 4 |
1779 | You would never guess that it is spandex. | 1.2347 | 0.05580 | 98 | 81 | 11 | 6 |
1780 | I'm preparing for the e-scooters. | 1.2347 | 0.05190 | 98 | 79 | 15 | 4 |
1781 | I think that I made a wrong turn about 200 years ago. | 1.2347 | 0.05190 | 98 | 81 | 12 | 5 |
1782 | I’m going back to the future; aren’t I ? | 1.2347 | 0.05190 | 98 | 79 | 15 | 4 |
1783 | No, it's carbon fibre. | 1.2340 | 0.05113 | 94 | 75 | 16 | 3 |
1784 | Sure, he's trusty, but he wouldn't fit on the subway. | 1.2340 | 0.05113 | 94 | 75 | 16 | 3 |
1785 | carbon fiber... | 1.2316 | 0.05281 | 95 | 77 | 14 | 4 |
1786 | Black Friday sale, how about you? | 1.2316 | 0.05281 | 95 | 77 | 14 | 4 |
1787 | You’re so brave Celeste. I’ve never been comfortable night riding. | 1.2292 | 0.05017 | 96 | 77 | 16 | 3 |
1788 | It’s due for its 1,000 year tune up. | 1.2283 | 0.05595 | 92 | 76 | 11 | 5 |
1789 | I've been doing this a long time, but your faith in humanity is cute | 1.2283 | 0.05595 | 92 | 76 | 11 | 5 |
1790 | On thy behalf, m'lady, I shall slay the four-wheeled monsters. | 1.2283 | 0.05377 | 92 | 75 | 13 | 4 |
1791 | have you seen the drivers out here? | 1.2283 | 0.05150 | 92 | 74 | 15 | 3 |
1792 | This chain mail underwear doth chafe too much. | 1.2283 | 0.05595 | 92 | 76 | 11 | 5 |
1793 | I doubt you will find your 'knight in shining armor' bicycling down the West Side Highway. | 1.2283 | 0.04913 | 92 | 73 | 17 | 2 |
1794 | UberStallion was experiencing surge pricing.... | 1.2283 | 0.05595 | 92 | 76 | 11 | 5 |
1795 | No, they said a night ride | 1.2283 | 0.04663 | 92 | 72 | 19 | 1 |
1796 | It's not that far to the Armoury. | 1.2283 | 0.04913 | 92 | 73 | 17 | 2 |
1797 | Once PETA exposed the jousting circuit, we gave up our horses | 1.2283 | 0.05595 | 92 | 76 | 11 | 5 |
1798 | Fibromyalgia. | 1.2283 | 0.05804 | 92 | 77 | 9 | 6 |
1799 | When I flip the visor I get my Peloton workout. | 1.2283 | 0.03492 | 92 | 77 | 13 | 2 |
1800 | I am Knight Nite in shining armor looking for Damn Selly in distress, might that be you ? | 1.2283 | 0.03972 | 92 | 78 | 11 | 3 |
1801 | Medal to the pedal...I'll race you! | 1.2283 | 0.05377 | 92 | 75 | 13 | 4 |
1802 | For me, it's all steel or nothing. | 1.2283 | 0.04913 | 92 | 73 | 17 | 2 |
1803 | I'm raising money for the Medieval Bikers' Foundation. | 1.2283 | 0.05150 | 92 | 74 | 15 | 3 |
1804 | I know you are a history major, but.... | 1.2283 | 0.04663 | 92 | 72 | 19 | 1 |
1805 | Is that carbon fiber? Surely you joust?! | 1.2283 | 0.05150 | 92 | 77 | 11 | 4 |
1806 | There are other types of visors, you know..? | 1.2283 | 0.04663 | 92 | 76 | 13 | 3 |
1807 | Vision Zero this! | 1.2283 | 0.05150 | 92 | 74 | 15 | 3 |
1808 | Jousting is too dangerous on a horse. | 1.2283 | 0.05595 | 92 | 76 | 11 | 5 |
1809 | Ohh, I thought you wanted to go knight riding. | 1.2283 | 0.05595 | 92 | 76 | 11 | 5 |
1810 | Do you still believe Riverside Drive is a suitable venue to train for the Tour de France? | 1.2283 | 0.05377 | 92 | 75 | 13 | 4 |
1811 | No problem, it consists of carbon nanofiber. | 1.2283 | 0.04790 | 92 | 75 | 14 | 3 |
1812 | I need this in Manhattan. | 1.2283 | 0.04913 | 92 | 75 | 14 | 3 |
1813 | Jeffrey Epstein? | 1.2283 | 0.06007 | 92 | 78 | 7 | 7 |
1814 | Just call me Nance Armor-strong | 1.2283 | 0.05804 | 92 | 77 | 9 | 6 |
1815 | Riding A Horse? In This Economy? | 1.2283 | 0.05377 | 92 | 75 | 13 | 4 |
1816 | Well, have you ever tried jousting? | 1.2283 | 0.04913 | 92 | 73 | 17 | 2 |
1817 | I had an e-bike, but almost killed myself | 1.2283 | 0.05150 | 92 | 74 | 15 | 3 |
1818 | It’s my new fall outfit. | 1.2283 | 0.05150 | 92 | 74 | 15 | 3 |
1819 | I am historically accurate. Check "A Connecticut Yankee in King Arthur's Court".....oh, darn. The water bottle. | 1.2283 | 0.05595 | 92 | 76 | 11 | 5 |
1820 | I'm training for iron man | 1.2283 | 0.04400 | 92 | 71 | 21 | 0 |
1821 | This way, if they cut me up, I put a dent in their chassis. | 1.2283 | 0.05595 | 92 | 76 | 11 | 5 |
1822 | So that's why they call it a "knight ride" | 1.2283 | 0.05595 | 92 | 76 | 11 | 5 |
1823 | I'm on my way... I'm about 900 years out. | 1.2283 | 0.05377 | 92 | 75 | 13 | 4 |
1824 | Sir Cumnavigate on your left. | 1.2283 | 0.05804 | 92 | 77 | 9 | 6 |
1825 | I wanted my outfit to match my helmet. | 1.2283 | 0.04533 | 92 | 74 | 16 | 2 |
1826 | I can't afford a broken bone, okay?! | 1.2283 | 0.05150 | 92 | 74 | 15 | 3 |
1827 | I’m training for my first Ironman Triathlon. | 1.2283 | 0.05150 | 92 | 74 | 15 | 3 |
1828 | I thought it was ridiculous, too, but the guy at the shop kept saying "Steel is Real", so... here we are. | 1.2283 | 0.05150 | 92 | 74 | 15 | 3 |
1829 | Well, I’m ready for those famous New York City potholes! | 1.2283 | 0.05150 | 92 | 74 | 15 | 3 |
1830 | Very nice to meet you Guinevere...people call me Lance...a lot. | 1.2283 | 0.05804 | 92 | 77 | 9 | 6 |
1831 | I think it's your chain. | 1.2283 | 0.04913 | 92 | 73 | 17 | 2 |
1832 | We have to swim after this? | 1.2283 | 0.04913 | 92 | 73 | 17 | 2 |
1833 | Actually, I'm training for Ironman. | 1.2283 | 0.05377 | 92 | 75 | 13 | 4 |
1834 | My kingdom for a bike, really? | 1.2283 | 0.04663 | 92 | 72 | 19 | 1 |
1835 | My trusty steed hath taken a self-care day. | 1.2283 | 0.05150 | 92 | 74 | 15 | 3 |
1836 | I'll dismount when the yellow beast is gone | 1.2283 | 0.05377 | 92 | 75 | 13 | 4 |
1837 | Would you like some water? | 1.2283 | 0.05595 | 92 | 76 | 11 | 5 |
1838 | Cosplay triathlon training is a bitch. | 1.2283 | 0.05595 | 92 | 76 | 11 | 5 |
1839 | It's the latest chastity suit by GrabMeNot, Inc. | 1.2283 | 0.05377 | 92 | 75 | 13 | 4 |
1840 | This is great and all, but I think my last ride had more horsepower | 1.2283 | 0.05377 | 92 | 75 | 13 | 4 |
1841 | Actually I said a "night ride" | 1.2283 | 0.05377 | 92 | 75 | 13 | 4 |
1842 | Is the President back in town? | 1.2283 | 0.05595 | 92 | 76 | 11 | 5 |
1843 | I can’t hear you because of the clanking! | 1.2283 | 0.04400 | 92 | 76 | 13 | 3 |
1844 | And what are these 'bike lanes' you speak of? | 1.2283 | 0.05377 | 92 | 75 | 13 | 4 |
1845 | Do you mind if I go on ahead? I'm late for a joust. | 1.2283 | 0.04913 | 92 | 73 | 17 | 2 |
1846 | You're the one who wanted to ride with a visor. | 1.2283 | 0.04913 | 92 | 73 | 17 | 2 |
1847 | OMG! You're David Hasselhoff! | 1.2283 | 0.05804 | 92 | 77 | 9 | 6 |
1848 | Who needs a bike lane when you got this on? | 1.2283 | 0.05595 | 92 | 76 | 11 | 5 |
1849 | I really need to recharge after working the night shift all week. | 1.2283 | 0.05595 | 92 | 76 | 11 | 5 |
1850 | Now you’re in a Medieval cycle? | 1.2283 | 0.04913 | 92 | 73 | 17 | 2 |
1851 | Of course she is a better negotiator than I am. She trots from home 3 days a week, and here I am wearing last year's armor. | 1.2283 | 0.05377 | 92 | 75 | 13 | 4 |
1852 | The Tour de France is crazy dangerous. | 1.2283 | 0.05595 | 92 | 76 | 11 | 5 |
1853 | I'll never sign another contract without reading it! | 1.2283 | 0.04913 | 92 | 73 | 17 | 2 |
1854 | Don't sweat now, we haven't got the oil can with us and you've been squeaking enough as it is! | 1.2283 | 0.05150 | 92 | 74 | 15 | 3 |
1855 | Jousting was never a big deal until we got married. | 1.2283 | 0.04913 | 92 | 73 | 17 | 2 |
1856 | Hang on princess, I'm coming to your rescue. | 1.2283 | 0.05033 | 92 | 76 | 12 | 4 |
1857 | . . . and I have almost always have 4 bars. | 1.2283 | 0.04663 | 92 | 72 | 19 | 1 |
1858 | Think of me as the armored car of bicycle delivery. | 1.2283 | 0.04913 | 92 | 73 | 17 | 2 |
1859 | Why are we riding boy's bikes? | 1.2283 | 0.05377 | 92 | 75 | 13 | 4 |
1860 | Sorry, there were no white horses | 1.2283 | 0.05150 | 92 | 74 | 15 | 3 |
1861 | How many grams is your Carbon fiber armor? | 1.2283 | 0.05377 | 92 | 75 | 13 | 4 |
1862 | They’re big in Europe. | 1.2283 | 0.05150 | 92 | 74 | 15 | 3 |
1863 | The GPS states the city is to the right. | 1.2283 | 0.05150 | 92 | 74 | 15 | 3 |
1864 | They weren't kidding - this gives you a body of steel | 1.2283 | 0.05595 | 92 | 76 | 11 | 5 |
1865 | Yes honey; I'll stop by the cleaners and pick up your suit. | 1.2283 | 0.04913 | 92 | 73 | 17 | 2 |
1866 | I was shopping for a new helmet online and I used the keywords ‘Arm,’ ‘Strong,’ and ‘Lance.’ I have no idea what went wrong. | 1.2283 | 0.05150 | 92 | 74 | 15 | 3 |
1867 | My trusty steed only had two gears. | 1.2283 | 0.05377 | 92 | 75 | 13 | 4 |
1868 | But what if it rains | 1.2283 | 0.04913 | 92 | 73 | 17 | 2 |
1869 | I have the passcode to lower the drawbridge. | 1.2283 | 0.04913 | 92 | 73 | 17 | 2 |
1870 | Do You Know Where the Joust path is? | 1.2283 | 0.04663 | 92 | 72 | 19 | 1 |
1871 | BTW, did you pack the WD-40? | 1.2283 | 0.05377 | 92 | 75 | 13 | 4 |
1872 | Just out for a Knight time bike ride | 1.2283 | 0.05377 | 92 | 75 | 13 | 4 |
1873 | The last thing I remember was being served a drink while visiting the New Yorker Magazine offices | 1.2283 | 0.05595 | 92 | 76 | 11 | 5 |
1874 | Once more unto the bike path, dear friends, once more! | 1.2283 | 0.04663 | 92 | 72 | 19 | 1 |
1875 | Yes, I’m putting the metal to the pedal. | 1.2283 | 0.05377 | 92 | 75 | 13 | 4 |
1876 | I think it would be more appropriate if you were on a horse. | 1.2283 | 0.04663 | 92 | 72 | 19 | 1 |
1877 | Wrong place at the wrong time | 1.2283 | 0.05150 | 92 | 74 | 15 | 3 |
1878 | Sure, sure, but on the downhill...! | 1.2283 | 0.05377 | 92 | 75 | 13 | 4 |
1879 | Wait until you scrape YOUR knee | 1.2283 | 0.05377 | 92 | 75 | 13 | 4 |
1880 | It hasn't been the same without Lance. | 1.2283 | 0.05595 | 92 | 76 | 11 | 5 |
1881 | It's not a Schwinn, it's a Lochinvar. | 1.2283 | 0.05595 | 92 | 76 | 11 | 5 |
1882 | I don't advise a visor. | 1.2283 | 0.04913 | 92 | 73 | 17 | 2 |
1883 | My white horse doesn't do cities. | 1.2283 | 0.04663 | 92 | 72 | 19 | 1 |
1884 | Can't talk. I'm at Knight cycle. | 1.2283 | 0.05377 | 92 | 75 | 13 | 4 |
1885 | I thought we were going for a knight ride? | 1.2283 | 0.05377 | 92 | 75 | 13 | 4 |
1886 | What mosquitoes? | 1.2283 | 0.04913 | 92 | 73 | 17 | 2 |
1887 | Uh-Oh! My GPS says, ‘Up Escalator 100 Feet’! | 1.2283 | 0.05377 | 92 | 75 | 13 | 4 |
1888 | My white horse moved to the burbs. | 1.2283 | 0.03818 | 92 | 77 | 13 | 2 |
1889 | ‘Safety over style, noob.’ | 1.2283 | 0.04913 | 92 | 73 | 17 | 2 |
1890 | It's competition not war. | 1.2283 | 0.04663 | 92 | 72 | 19 | 1 |
1891 | You think you're helmet will protect you | 1.2283 | 0.04913 | 92 | 73 | 17 | 2 |
1892 | No, just late for my gig at Medieval Times. | 1.2283 | 0.04663 | 92 | 72 | 19 | 1 |
1893 | It's the original sportswear. | 1.2283 | 0.04913 | 92 | 75 | 14 | 3 |
1894 | Will you be my girlfriend now? | 1.2283 | 0.05595 | 92 | 76 | 11 | 5 |
1895 | Onst thou left, fair damsel. | 1.2283 | 0.05150 | 92 | 74 | 15 | 3 |
1896 | Is your suit titanium or carbon fiber? | 1.2283 | 0.05377 | 92 | 75 | 13 | 4 |
1897 | And, it's a lot less upkeep than your horse! | 1.2283 | 0.05150 | 92 | 74 | 15 | 3 |
1898 | I said I wanted something suitable for NIGHT riding. | 1.2283 | 0.05377 | 92 | 75 | 13 | 4 |
1899 | Yeah, sometimes the "Ironic Outfit" angle takes a lot of commitment. I might switch to a Steampunk Tuba shtick. | 1.2283 | 0.05804 | 92 | 77 | 9 | 6 |
1900 | You wouldn't believe how much I've saved on my insurance since I bought this suit. | 1.2283 | 0.05150 | 92 | 74 | 15 | 3 |
1901 | I thought you said you wanted to try poly-armory | 1.2283 | 0.05150 | 92 | 74 | 15 | 3 |
1902 | I really need to do a wash. | 1.2283 | 0.05150 | 92 | 74 | 15 | 3 |
1903 | Listen when I lay it down. | 1.2283 | 0.04790 | 92 | 75 | 14 | 3 |
1904 | You must be from the Nanny State. | 1.2283 | 0.05377 | 92 | 75 | 13 | 4 |
1905 | Don't bother calling me. I don't have my phone. | 1.2283 | 0.05150 | 92 | 74 | 15 | 3 |
1906 | Nice outfit. But wouldn't brakes make you even safer? | 1.2283 | 0.05377 | 92 | 75 | 13 | 4 |
1907 | My horse is already on the festival grounds. | 1.2283 | 0.05377 | 92 | 75 | 13 | 4 |
1908 | What? It's no dumber than your fanny pack. | 1.2283 | 0.05595 | 92 | 76 | 11 | 5 |
1909 | The suit came with the bike. | 1.2283 | 0.05595 | 92 | 76 | 11 | 5 |
1910 | Did your blacksmith also make your bicycle? | 1.2283 | 0.04913 | 92 | 73 | 17 | 2 |
1911 | I have never felt that a helmet is enough protection | 1.2283 | 0.05595 | 92 | 76 | 11 | 5 |
1912 | I miss Rudy Giuliani too. | 1.2283 | 0.05150 | 92 | 74 | 15 | 3 |
1913 | You're saying they want to take the character in another direction? | 1.2283 | 0.04913 | 92 | 73 | 17 | 2 |
1914 | Because parking at the joust is just too expensive. | 1.2283 | 0.04913 | 92 | 73 | 17 | 2 |
1915 | My landlord doesn’t allow horses | 1.2283 | 0.04913 | 92 | 73 | 17 | 2 |
1916 | Trustier than that steed of mine. | 1.2283 | 0.04913 | 92 | 73 | 17 | 2 |
1917 | This heat wave sucks! | 1.2283 | 0.05150 | 92 | 74 | 15 | 3 |
1918 | Am I the only one that heard “Ironman?” | 1.2283 | 0.05377 | 92 | 75 | 13 | 4 |
1919 | It's a new clothing line from Steph Curry ...it's called Outer Armour. | 1.2283 | 0.05595 | 92 | 76 | 11 | 5 |
1920 | 'Dress for Success' they said | 1.2283 | 0.05804 | 92 | 77 | 9 | 6 |
1921 | The King’s training for the Tour de France and I’m his security. | 1.2283 | 0.04913 | 92 | 73 | 17 | 2 |
1922 | It’s my first triathlon. But everyone kept saying I should do the Ironman. | 1.2283 | 0.04400 | 92 | 71 | 21 | 0 |
1923 | No, health insurance. | 1.2283 | 0.05150 | 92 | 74 | 15 | 3 |
1924 | It’s my Knight Rider kit. | 1.2283 | 0.05033 | 92 | 76 | 12 | 4 |
1925 | It was a suggestion from my therapist. | 1.2283 | 0.05150 | 92 | 74 | 15 | 3 |
1926 | It worked for Mick Jagger, didn't it? | 1.2283 | 0.05377 | 92 | 75 | 13 | 4 |
1927 | The cycling experience in this city has become purely medieval. | 1.2283 | 0.04913 | 92 | 73 | 17 | 2 |
1928 | We're almost there. Then I can take off this insect repellent outfit. | 1.2258 | 0.04619 | 93 | 73 | 19 | 1 |
1929 | It somewhat levels the playing field. | 1.2222 | 0.04682 | 90 | 71 | 18 | 1 |
1930 | I'm just a knight on a bike asking a girl to love him. | 1.2222 | 0.04682 | 90 | 71 | 18 | 1 |
1931 | I hope it rains. | 1.2222 | 0.04407 | 90 | 70 | 20 | 0 |
1932 | Believe it or not, it was my lack of confidence that was really slowing me down | 1.2222 | 0.05423 | 90 | 74 | 12 | 4 |
1933 | I love how romantic the city looks when I'm knight riding. | 1.2222 | 0.04941 | 90 | 72 | 16 | 2 |
1934 | ...oh yes, I love it. But the rust stains can be a handful. | 1.2222 | 0.04941 | 90 | 72 | 16 | 2 |
1935 | My Mom made me wear it or I fall a lot or It's a great conversation starter | 1.2222 | 0.04682 | 90 | 71 | 18 | 1 |
1936 | Is that a Trusty Steed road bike? | 1.2222 | 0.05423 | 90 | 74 | 12 | 4 |
1937 | My insurance at Monty Python Pizza is a joke." | 1.2222 | 0.04682 | 90 | 71 | 18 | 1 |
1938 | This outfit keeps the seat from giving me a wedgie. | 1.2222 | 0.05188 | 90 | 73 | 14 | 3 |
1939 | It is air-conditioned! | 1.2222 | 0.04114 | 90 | 71 | 19 | 0 |
1940 | And to think I thought chivalry was dead. | 1.2222 | 0.04682 | 90 | 71 | 18 | 1 |
1941 | It's not the same, but my cholesterol was out of control. | 1.2222 | 0.04941 | 90 | 72 | 16 | 2 |
1942 | So, how did you lose your horse? | 1.2222 | 0.04941 | 90 | 72 | 16 | 2 |
1943 | You must be roasting. | 1.2222 | 0.05423 | 90 | 74 | 12 | 4 |
1944 | Breathable Gore-Tex? No, I'm pretty sure you said, "Medieval war techs". | 1.2222 | 0.04941 | 90 | 72 | 16 | 2 |
1945 | Can't hear you, got New York in my other ear. | 1.2222 | 0.05188 | 90 | 73 | 14 | 3 |
1946 | That’s what happens when you reach middle-age | 1.2222 | 0.04682 | 90 | 71 | 18 | 1 |
1947 | I said I needed full protection. | 1.2222 | 0.04682 | 90 | 71 | 18 | 1 |
1948 | But you wanted me to show my masculine side. | 1.2222 | 0.04941 | 90 | 72 | 16 | 2 |
1949 | I'm starting to think I should've gone with UnderArmor. | 1.2174 | 0.05792 | 69 | 56 | 11 | 2 |
1950 | I'm unable to peddle to let's stick to the downhills. | 1.2159 | 0.04968 | 88 | 71 | 15 | 2 |
1951 | It's just a little added protective gear. | 1.2159 | 0.04411 | 88 | 69 | 19 | 0 |
1952 | I’m training for a Spartan race. | 1.2159 | 0.05225 | 88 | 72 | 13 | 3 |
1953 | So Amazon put Under Amour on sale with a 3 hour delivery window. I like it. | 1.2159 | 0.05225 | 88 | 72 | 13 | 3 |
1954 | I didn't know they had a stricter helmet law here. | 1.2159 | 0.04698 | 88 | 70 | 17 | 1 |
1955 | It's not what I meant by a night ride. | 1.2159 | 0.04698 | 88 | 70 | 17 | 1 |
1956 | Safety first... | 1.2159 | 0.04698 | 88 | 70 | 17 | 1 |
1957 | This bike wasn't built for a Lance. | 1.2159 | 0.05225 | 88 | 72 | 13 | 3 |
1958 | You should always be careful riding at night | 1.2159 | 0.04968 | 88 | 71 | 15 | 2 |
1959 | Not my regular gig...I'm just a freelancer | 1.2159 | 0.05469 | 88 | 73 | 11 | 4 |
1960 | I'm gonna cut through Hunts Point. | 1.2159 | 0.05703 | 88 | 74 | 9 | 5 |
1961 | If it was good enough for Sir Lancelot, it's good enough for me. | 1.2159 | 0.04104 | 88 | 73 | 13 | 2 |
1962 | I'm guessing you've never crashed on your bike? | 1.2159 | 0.05469 | 88 | 73 | 11 | 4 |
1963 | Forsooth, I have only one job in Le Tour: to protect my king of the mountain. | 1.2159 | 0.05703 | 88 | 74 | 9 | 5 |
1964 | I promise, in the fall, I’ll move out of my mother’s place. | 1.2159 | 0.05703 | 88 | 74 | 9 | 5 |
1965 | It's a new millenial thing called Joustcycling | 1.2159 | 0.05469 | 88 | 73 | 11 | 4 |
1966 | I guess I misunderstood when you said you wanted to go on a night ride. | 1.2159 | 0.05469 | 88 | 73 | 11 | 4 |
1967 | I only have two hands. If you keep calling of course I'm going to lose my lance a lot. | 1.2159 | 0.05469 | 88 | 73 | 11 | 4 |
1968 | Yes, I am the night rider. | 1.2159 | 0.05225 | 88 | 72 | 13 | 3 |
1969 | Sorry , when I'm on the phone chivalry is dead. | 1.2159 | 0.04698 | 88 | 70 | 17 | 1 |
1970 | Need an oil can break? | 1.2159 | 0.04411 | 88 | 69 | 19 | 0 |
1971 | This is my last madcap gesture, Jennifer! | 1.2159 | 0.04968 | 88 | 71 | 15 | 2 |
1972 | I am ready to battle traffic. | 1.2159 | 0.04968 | 88 | 71 | 15 | 2 |
1973 | I still have SPF 60 all over. Can't be too careful. | 1.2159 | 0.04698 | 88 | 70 | 17 | 1 |
1974 | Crumble zone | 1.2159 | 0.04968 | 88 | 71 | 15 | 2 |
1975 | Yes. Almost there and dressed as Knight Rider; just like you asked. | 1.2159 | 0.05469 | 88 | 73 | 11 | 4 |
1976 | My codpiece? Had to leave it. Way too heavy. | 1.2159 | 0.05703 | 88 | 74 | 9 | 5 |
1977 | This outfit? Have you seen the bike lanes in Manhattan? | 1.2159 | 0.04968 | 88 | 71 | 15 | 2 |
1978 | Go get your own draft, my lady. | 1.2159 | 0.05225 | 88 | 72 | 13 | 3 |
1979 | Without your bike, this would be a one knight stand. | 1.2159 | 0.05469 | 88 | 73 | 11 | 4 |
1980 | I know it looks silly, but my healthcare deductible went through the roof this year. Steve Manderscheid, Minneapolis, MN | 1.2159 | 0.05703 | 88 | 74 | 9 | 5 |
1981 | I go down Hills much faster now! | 1.2159 | 0.05225 | 88 | 72 | 13 | 3 |
1982 | Well the under armor makes it quite comfortable. | 1.2159 | 0.04698 | 88 | 70 | 17 | 1 |
1983 | My toga is at the cleaners. | 1.2159 | 0.05469 | 88 | 73 | 11 | 4 |
1984 | I still prefer my aulde metal frame. | 1.2159 | 0.05703 | 88 | 74 | 9 | 5 |
1985 | Geeze Stan, way to put the pedal to the metal! | 1.2159 | 0.04968 | 88 | 71 | 15 | 2 |
1986 | I've cycled 'round to wearing both armour *and* Under Armour. | 1.2159 | 0.05225 | 88 | 72 | 13 | 3 |
1987 | I'm late for stage rehearsal. | 1.2159 | 0.04968 | 88 | 71 | 15 | 2 |
1988 | No road leads away from Rome. | 1.2159 | 0.05703 | 88 | 74 | 9 | 5 |
1989 | I thought you said I should ride as a knight, not that we should ride at night. | 1.2159 | 0.04698 | 88 | 70 | 17 | 1 |
1990 | Yes, it's awesome that Herman Melville lived on this island, but be damned sure to watch your tushy on this next turn. | 1.2159 | 0.04968 | 88 | 71 | 15 | 2 |
1991 | You know, those things aren't foolproof. | 1.2159 | 0.05469 | 88 | 73 | 11 | 4 |
1992 | Sir, this is the Tour de France. | 1.2159 | 0.04698 | 88 | 70 | 17 | 1 |
1993 | Well, once I realized I was the only round thing at that table I knew something had to change. | 1.2159 | 0.04968 | 88 | 71 | 15 | 2 |
1994 | Please Don Quixote, don’t try attack Trump tower again. | 1.2159 | 0.05225 | 88 | 72 | 13 | 3 |
1995 | Didn’t Merlin teach not to text and ride, Lance. | 1.2159 | 0.05703 | 88 | 74 | 9 | 5 |
1996 | I guess you could say I’m Spandex non-conforming. | 1.2159 | 0.04968 | 88 | 71 | 15 | 2 |
1997 | The bike path is perfect for jousting practice--a conveyor belt of oncoming targets. | 1.2159 | 0.05469 | 88 | 73 | 11 | 4 |
1998 | I was canned today so Cheryl took off work to join me in a spin. | 1.2159 | 0.05225 | 88 | 72 | 13 | 3 |
1999 | You really should wear glasses for knight riding. | 1.2159 | 0.04968 | 88 | 71 | 15 | 2 |
2000 | Had to give up the horse - too big of a methane footprint. | 1.2159 | 0.04968 | 88 | 71 | 15 | 2 |
2001 | Good Sire, methinks it would behoove you to buy shares in metals." | 1.2159 | 0.05927 | 88 | 75 | 7 | 6 |
2002 | It's made of Titanium alloys and weighs only 36 pounds | 1.2159 | 0.04698 | 88 | 72 | 14 | 2 |
2003 | What? Your voicemail said you wanted to go for a knight ride. | 1.2159 | 0.05225 | 88 | 72 | 13 | 3 |
2004 | They say that biking is 80% "hardwear"! | 1.2159 | 0.05225 | 88 | 72 | 13 | 3 |
2005 | My wife always tells me I'm too literal. | 1.2159 | 0.04698 | 88 | 70 | 17 | 1 |
2006 | Yeah, I thought it was an Under Armor endorsement.... | 1.2159 | 0.05225 | 88 | 72 | 13 | 3 |
2007 | I told you we were not going to bike in the night! | 1.2159 | 0.04968 | 88 | 71 | 15 | 2 |
2008 | Lance? My arm IS strong, but I'm a sword fighter. | 1.2159 | 0.05225 | 88 | 72 | 13 | 3 |
2009 | What do you think? Does it make me look fat? | 1.2159 | 0.05469 | 88 | 73 | 11 | 4 |
2010 | It doesn't look like it, but I'm telling you it's a one-piece Spandex jumpsuit. | 1.2159 | 0.05225 | 88 | 72 | 13 | 3 |
2011 | Japanese beetle season. | 1.2159 | 0.04968 | 88 | 71 | 15 | 2 |
2012 | arrowdynamic | 1.2159 | 0.04698 | 88 | 70 | 17 | 1 |
2013 | Thanks for breaking wind. | 1.2159 | 0.05469 | 88 | 73 | 11 | 4 |
2014 | Don’t Stress Irma. The FlexPak will release your frozen arm soon. | 1.2159 | 0.04968 | 88 | 71 | 15 | 2 |
2015 | ever since dad took the training wheels off.......... | 1.2159 | 0.05225 | 88 | 72 | 13 | 3 |
2016 | You will be safer with all that armor on | 1.2159 | 0.05225 | 88 | 72 | 13 | 3 |
2017 | All I can be today is your knight in sweaty armor. | 1.2159 | 0.04968 | 88 | 71 | 15 | 2 |
2018 | We're approaching Manhattan. Get ready. | 1.2159 | 0.04698 | 88 | 70 | 17 | 1 |
2019 | I often bike in a rough neighborhood. | 1.2159 | 0.05225 | 88 | 72 | 13 | 3 |
2020 | Your not David Hasselhoff! | 1.2159 | 0.04411 | 88 | 69 | 19 | 0 |
2021 | The party's theme is Hasselhoff TV shows. | 1.2159 | 0.02776 | 88 | 72 | 16 | 0 |
2022 | Without your lance, how can you make your armstrong? | 1.2159 | 0.05469 | 88 | 73 | 11 | 4 |
2023 | Well, you said "get Under Armour workout clothes." | 1.2159 | 0.05225 | 88 | 72 | 13 | 3 |
2024 | I am going to the White House after for a meeting with the President. | 1.2159 | 0.04968 | 88 | 71 | 15 | 2 |
2025 | You got metal to the pedal? | 1.2159 | 0.04411 | 88 | 69 | 19 | 0 |
2026 | what do you mean --I'm in the wrong century | 1.2159 | 0.05225 | 88 | 72 | 13 | 3 |
2027 | I won’t be the one with a sore ass tomorrow. | 1.2159 | 0.04698 | 88 | 70 | 17 | 1 |
2028 | Excuse me. Where did you get your helmet ? | 1.2159 | 0.04698 | 88 | 70 | 17 | 1 |
2029 | I get that all the time. But no, I'm not the Knight Rider. | 1.2159 | 0.05469 | 88 | 73 | 11 | 4 |
2030 | I think what he actually said was , “Wanna spend the night in Armonk”?! | 1.2159 | 0.05225 | 88 | 72 | 13 | 3 |
2031 | The only thing that kill me in this outfit is riding uphill. | 1.2159 | 0.05469 | 88 | 73 | 11 | 4 |
2032 | He threw down a gauntlet | 1.2159 | 0.05469 | 88 | 73 | 11 | 4 |
2033 | This is the latest weaponized safety gear. | 1.2143 | 0.03814 | 84 | 68 | 16 | 0 |
2034 | I thought you said, "10 Steed." | 1.2143 | 0.05101 | 84 | 70 | 11 | 3 |
2035 | I’m from Detroit. | 1.2143 | 0.05375 | 84 | 69 | 12 | 3 |
2036 | With the 3% rebate from ACME Insurance it pays for itself! | 1.2143 | 0.05101 | 84 | 68 | 14 | 2 |
2037 | Karen, you know I'm a little rusty. On an unrelated note, it's been ages since I've ridden a bike. | 1.2143 | 0.05101 | 84 | 68 | 14 | 2 |
2038 | I'm late for my Round Table meeting! | 1.2143 | 0.05375 | 84 | 69 | 12 | 3 |
2039 | I get that question all the time. No, my name isn't Lance. | 1.2143 | 0.04812 | 84 | 67 | 16 | 1 |
2040 | The white steed is in the shop. | 1.2118 | 0.05047 | 85 | 69 | 14 | 2 |
2041 | I thought you said "knight cycling." | 1.2118 | 0.05317 | 85 | 70 | 12 | 3 |
2042 | But they said, "No refunds." | 1.2118 | 0.04458 | 85 | 69 | 15 | 1 |
2043 | Princesses are in short supply, so I'm now delivering Chinese for Uber Eats to save fair maidens from going hungry during the Bachelorette | 1.2118 | 0.04762 | 85 | 68 | 16 | 1 |
2044 | But you said it was a knight ride | 1.2118 | 0.05317 | 85 | 72 | 9 | 4 |
2045 | It's renaissance faire day at work, and I didn't have chainmail. | 1.2118 | 0.05575 | 85 | 71 | 10 | 4 |
2046 | I always enjoy going for a ride at knight time! | 1.2118 | 0.05317 | 85 | 70 | 12 | 3 |
2047 | So you are the Knight rider? Cool helmet. | 1.2118 | 0.05575 | 85 | 71 | 10 | 4 |
2048 | I was looking for some bike kit that was a bit more durable, but this was all the Met had in stock. | 1.2118 | 0.05317 | 85 | 70 | 12 | 3 |
2049 | You think it's awkward now, but at night, it's SHINING! | 1.2118 | 0.05317 | 85 | 70 | 12 | 3 |
2050 | I plan on biking knights. | 1.2118 | 0.05820 | 85 | 72 | 8 | 5 |
2051 | They call me ‘Knight Rider’ | 1.2118 | 0.05047 | 85 | 69 | 14 | 2 |
2052 | It’s made by Over Armour.” | 1.2118 | 0.05047 | 85 | 69 | 14 | 2 |
2053 | So you call it under armor? | 1.2118 | 0.04762 | 85 | 68 | 16 | 1 |
2054 | Yes! Your bum surely does look big from behind. | 1.2118 | 0.04762 | 85 | 68 | 16 | 1 |
2055 | Gee, these triathletes these days are real renaissance men. | 1.2118 | 0.05317 | 85 | 70 | 12 | 3 |
2056 | We're going to rescue turtles this weekend. You in? | 1.2118 | 0.04458 | 85 | 69 | 15 | 1 |
2057 | Yes dear, I know, I am in violation of Rule #52 - Body armor of any kind is not allowed. Refer to Rule #5 - Harden up! | 1.2118 | 0.04458 | 85 | 67 | 18 | 0 |
2058 | Fact - first Tour de France's ended in jousting. | 1.2118 | 0.05317 | 85 | 70 | 12 | 3 |
2059 | Chivalry is alive, it's just not willing to budge. | 1.2118 | 0.05575 | 85 | 71 | 10 | 4 |
2060 | I said bring your ten speed,not your lead sheath. | 1.2118 | 0.05575 | 85 | 71 | 10 | 4 |
2061 | Thankfully, they waived the requirement that I own a castle. | 1.2118 | 0.05047 | 85 | 69 | 14 | 2 |
2062 | Do you think this will keep me from getting molested? | 1.2118 | 0.05317 | 85 | 70 | 12 | 3 |
2063 | Passeth on yee lefteth | 1.2118 | 0.05047 | 85 | 69 | 14 | 2 |
2064 | Lancelot Armstrong really picks up speed downhill | 1.2118 | 0.05047 | 85 | 69 | 14 | 2 |
2065 | This wasn’t what I was thinking when I said ‘let’s go for a night ride’ | 1.2118 | 0.05047 | 85 | 69 | 14 | 2 |
2066 | When I'm on some of these streets, it feels like I'm going into battle. | 1.2118 | 0.05047 | 85 | 69 | 14 | 2 |
2067 | Wanna joust? | 1.2118 | 0.05184 | 85 | 72 | 9 | 4 |
2068 | It's tough to keep a horse in the city. | 1.2118 | 0.05317 | 85 | 70 | 12 | 3 |
2069 | Did you remember the oil can? | 1.2118 | 0.05317 | 85 | 70 | 12 | 3 |
2070 | Onward Sir Crash-a-Lot! | 1.2118 | 0.05047 | 85 | 69 | 14 | 2 |
2071 | And I thought my fanny pack was outdated. | 1.2118 | 0.05047 | 85 | 69 | 14 | 2 |
2072 | How's the Iron man training going? | 1.2118 | 0.05575 | 85 | 71 | 10 | 4 |
2073 | Lance who? | 1.2118 | 0.05575 | 85 | 71 | 10 | 4 |
2074 | According to my DNA analysis, I’m directly related to Don Quixote... | 1.2118 | 0.05575 | 85 | 71 | 10 | 4 |
2075 | My other steed is a horse. | 1.2118 | 0.04458 | 85 | 72 | 10 | 3 |
2076 | So, how much horsepower does yours have? | 1.2118 | 0.05317 | 85 | 70 | 12 | 3 |
2077 | Heading to Chicago? | 1.2118 | 0.05575 | 85 | 71 | 10 | 4 |
2078 | My other car is a horse. | 1.2118 | 0.05575 | 85 | 71 | 10 | 4 |
2079 | Alas, my steed is at the vet. | 1.2118 | 0.05047 | 85 | 69 | 14 | 2 |
2080 | I think I injected a bit too much testosterone this morning. | 1.2118 | 0.05820 | 85 | 72 | 8 | 5 |
2081 | Ruth, when I invited you I said wear Under Armor! | 1.2118 | 0.05575 | 85 | 71 | 10 | 4 |
2082 | for god's sake Lance, we're on our way home and we've scored already ! | 1.2118 | 0.05575 | 85 | 71 | 10 | 4 |
2083 | Haven’t you heard about the new armor law? | 1.2118 | 0.05575 | 85 | 71 | 10 | 4 |
2084 | The biking safety manual was very specific about the necessary equipment. | 1.2118 | 0.05047 | 85 | 69 | 14 | 2 |
2085 | I used to bike well when I was younger. Now I’m getting rusty! | 1.2118 | 0.04458 | 85 | 67 | 18 | 0 |
2086 | You mean your dermatologist isn't pushing SPF 20,000 yet? | 1.2118 | 0.05047 | 85 | 69 | 14 | 2 |
2087 | Have you seen a troll somewhere along this bridge? | 1.2118 | 0.05317 | 85 | 70 | 12 | 3 |
2088 | I'm gearing up for the Ironman Triathlon. | 1.2118 | 0.05317 | 85 | 70 | 12 | 3 |
2089 | This is only a dry run. | 1.2118 | 0.05317 | 85 | 70 | 12 | 3 |
2090 | I am running a bit late, could you save me a seat? | 1.2118 | 0.05184 | 85 | 72 | 9 | 4 |
2091 | Mom! You were supposed to order under-armor. | 1.2118 | 0.05317 | 85 | 70 | 12 | 3 |
2092 | I always put this on if I feel like shooting myself in the head | 1.2118 | 0.05047 | 85 | 69 | 14 | 2 |
2093 | I thought is supposed to be worn “under armour” | 1.2118 | 0.05317 | 85 | 70 | 12 | 3 |
2094 | My horse... he is in the impound lot. Something about not being registered in this state? | 1.2118 | 0.05317 | 85 | 70 | 12 | 3 |
2095 | It was a call to arms. She had to take it. | 1.2118 | 0.05317 | 85 | 70 | 12 | 3 |
2096 | You’re first attempt at time travel? | 1.2118 | 0.05047 | 85 | 69 | 14 | 2 |
2097 | Is this the way to Hogwarts Castle? | 1.2118 | 0.05820 | 85 | 72 | 8 | 5 |
2098 | I said we would race at night. | 1.2118 | 0.04132 | 85 | 71 | 12 | 2 |
2099 | These new body helmets are better in theory than in practice. | 1.2093 | 0.05261 | 86 | 71 | 12 | 3 |
2100 | Ride backwards to 1560? Got it. And pick up a deep dish pizza with anchovies? Ok. | 1.2093 | 0.04994 | 86 | 70 | 14 | 2 |
2101 | I don't see well enough to do any knight riding. | 1.2093 | 0.05990 | 86 | 74 | 6 | 6 |
2102 | I misread the flyer when it said 10K Night Bike Race | 1.2078 | 0.05008 | 77 | 62 | 14 | 1 |
2103 | Chivalry isn't dead, it's dehydrated. | 1.2073 | 0.05129 | 82 | 67 | 13 | 2 |
2104 | When it comes to speed, nothing beats a steed. | 1.2048 | 0.04457 | 83 | 66 | 17 | 0 |
2105 | You know, knight riding is dangerous. | 1.2048 | 0.05073 | 83 | 68 | 13 | 2 |
2106 | I should've clarified when I said "night ride" | 1.2048 | 0.04775 | 83 | 67 | 15 | 1 |
2107 | According to the rules of chivalry, I'm supposed to ask if I may pass you -- the lady. | 1.2048 | 0.04775 | 83 | 67 | 15 | 1 |
2108 | You try getting public transport for a knight shift. | 1.2048 | 0.05355 | 83 | 69 | 11 | 3 |
2109 | 'My racing strategy is called 'The Sword In The Spokes.' | 1.2048 | 0.05073 | 83 | 68 | 13 | 2 |
2110 | Chivalry ain't dead; it's just on a better steed. | 1.2048 | 0.05073 | 83 | 68 | 13 | 2 |
2111 | I thought an evening ride would be fun - just assumed you made a typo. | 1.2048 | 0.05073 | 83 | 68 | 13 | 2 |
2112 | I said watch out for the speed trap ahead. | 1.2048 | 0.03740 | 83 | 68 | 15 | 0 |
2113 | I'm going for a ride with Walter the Younger. | 1.2048 | 0.04775 | 83 | 67 | 15 | 1 |
2114 | Fancy a joust? | 1.2048 | 0.04775 | 83 | 67 | 15 | 1 |
2115 | You said to wear a helmet! | 1.2048 | 0.04775 | 83 | 67 | 15 | 1 |
2116 | Hey, do you have a bicycle mount that fits the lance I just ordered? | 1.2025 | 0.04550 | 79 | 63 | 16 | 0 |
2117 | I'm your knight in shining UnderArmour. | 1.2025 | 0.05518 | 79 | 66 | 10 | 3 |
2118 | It's moisture-wicking chainmail. | 1.2025 | 0.04894 | 79 | 64 | 14 | 1 |
2119 | They call me the Knight Rider. | 1.2025 | 0.05518 | 79 | 66 | 10 | 3 |
2120 | What are these cars of which you speak? It's the flaming arrows I'm protecting against. | 1.2025 | 0.04894 | 79 | 64 | 14 | 1 |
2121 | I use it to shield my tiny left leg. | 1.2025 | 0.04369 | 79 | 67 | 10 | 2 |
2122 | Only problem is that I cannot apply the brakes. | 1.2025 | 0.05804 | 79 | 67 | 8 | 4 |
2123 | I guess I'm stuck in the middle ages when it comes to lycra shorts | 1.2025 | 0.05518 | 79 | 66 | 10 | 3 |
2124 | I was too literal with the, “Suit up” memo, wasn’t I? | 1.2025 | 0.04894 | 79 | 64 | 14 | 1 |
2125 | Terrible headwind, innit? | 1.2025 | 0.04550 | 79 | 63 | 16 | 0 |
2126 | If I hit my goal weight I’ll be able to get the armor off. | 1.2025 | 0.04894 | 79 | 64 | 14 | 1 |
2127 | No, I don’t work for Knight Rider. Why do you ask? | 1.2025 | 0.04894 | 79 | 66 | 11 | 2 |
2128 | Funny, you don’t strike me as an iron man...! | 1.2025 | 0.05215 | 79 | 65 | 12 | 2 |
2129 | She said to be there at seven for Lobster Knight. | 1.2025 | 0.05215 | 79 | 65 | 12 | 2 |
2130 | when is about security ... I go to the classic! | 1.2025 | 0.04894 | 79 | 64 | 14 | 1 |
2131 | Wait, you mean I could have changed into my suit at work? | 1.2025 | 0.04550 | 79 | 63 | 16 | 0 |
2132 | I seem to have dropped my lance. | 1.2025 | 0.05804 | 79 | 67 | 8 | 4 |
2133 | I am sorry but they had only one women's suit of armor to use. Just be careful going downhill. | 1.2025 | 0.05518 | 79 | 66 | 10 | 3 |
2134 | You need to be more clear next time you invite me for a N-I-G-H-T time ride. | 1.2025 | 0.05804 | 79 | 67 | 8 | 4 |
2135 | You think you look bad in a bike suit at the Renfaire? | 1.2025 | 0.05518 | 79 | 66 | 10 | 3 |
2136 | I’m not a big Under Armour fan. | 1.2025 | 0.05215 | 79 | 65 | 12 | 2 |
2137 | There’s no jousting in this triathlon. | 1.2025 | 0.05518 | 79 | 66 | 10 | 3 |
2138 | they say riding a bike in NYC is like going into battle, so I'm dressed for it. | 1.2025 | 0.05518 | 79 | 66 | 10 | 3 |
2139 | I'm working my way back up to a horse. | 1.2025 | 0.05215 | 79 | 65 | 12 | 2 |
2140 | Ironman irony, why? | 1.2025 | 0.04894 | 79 | 64 | 14 | 1 |
2141 | You need to go back. | 1.2025 | 0.05518 | 79 | 66 | 10 | 3 |
2142 | Ever since the doping scandal I've been going by Lancelot. | 1.2025 | 0.05215 | 79 | 65 | 12 | 2 |
2143 | You told me you wanted to go for a 'knight' ride. | 1.2025 | 0.04894 | 79 | 66 | 11 | 2 |
2144 | ... and so I became the Green Knight. | 1.2025 | 0.05518 | 79 | 66 | 10 | 3 |
2145 | Wow! Do you think you over did it just a little, for this years Ironman? | 1.2025 | 0.04894 | 79 | 64 | 14 | 1 |
2146 | The last one says to the other " Having helmet and safety clothes doesn't mean that you can do a phone call while you driving " | 1.2025 | 0.05518 | 79 | 66 | 10 | 3 |
2147 | If Floyd had been wearing this, he's still be alive. | 1.2025 | 0.05215 | 79 | 65 | 12 | 2 |
2148 | Don’t look at me, you’re the one who wanted to go antiquing! | 1.2025 | 0.05518 | 79 | 66 | 10 | 3 |
2149 | I put it on and it felt joast about right. | 1.2025 | 0.05518 | 79 | 66 | 10 | 3 |
2150 | What do you mean the joust has been called off? I was on my way there with my cheerleader! | 1.2025 | 0.06077 | 79 | 68 | 6 | 5 |
2151 | I'm literally fighting traffic all the way to the office." | 1.2025 | 0.05215 | 79 | 65 | 12 | 2 |
2152 | It’s easier now without the lance | 1.2025 | 0.05215 | 79 | 65 | 12 | 2 |
2153 | Where's your lance? | 1.2025 | 0.05215 | 79 | 65 | 12 | 2 |
2154 | I thought I was signing a contract with "Under Armor". | 1.2025 | 0.05518 | 79 | 66 | 10 | 3 |
2155 | This is New York...why would you only armor your head? | 1.2025 | 0.04894 | 79 | 64 | 14 | 1 |
2156 | The traffic isn’t that bad! | 1.2025 | 0.05215 | 79 | 65 | 12 | 2 |
2157 | I hate to tell you, but you forgot your lance. | 1.2025 | 0.05518 | 79 | 66 | 10 | 3 |
2158 | I told you that multi-tasking comes easy to me. | 1.2025 | 0.05518 | 79 | 66 | 10 | 3 |
2159 | Hey, France! I just escape from the fire! | 1.2025 | 0.05215 | 79 | 65 | 12 | 2 |
2160 | Seriously, you're willing to give up texting for the whole ride? | 1.2025 | 0.05518 | 79 | 66 | 10 | 3 |
2161 | I know -- commuting by bike is great! I just wish the Renaissance Fair had changing facilities. | 1.2025 | 0.05215 | 79 | 65 | 12 | 2 |
2162 | My boyfriend didn't understand that the WD40 was not for the bike. | 1.2025 | 0.05518 | 79 | 66 | 10 | 3 |
2163 | Wearing armor will not save you from being run over and showing how stupid you really are | 1.2025 | 0.05518 | 79 | 66 | 10 | 3 |
2164 | Hello? VR headset repair? | 1.2025 | 0.04550 | 79 | 63 | 16 | 0 |
2165 | OK, I squeak a bit but you ought to see me tear down hills. | 1.2025 | 0.04894 | 79 | 64 | 14 | 1 |
2166 | Sponsored by Over Armored. | 1.2025 | 0.05215 | 79 | 65 | 12 | 2 |
2167 | Just think of me as Lance-less Armstrong. | 1.2025 | 0.05215 | 79 | 65 | 12 | 2 |
2168 | It's my rusty steed | 1.2025 | 0.05215 | 79 | 65 | 12 | 2 |
2169 | I’m running late, my link doth caught my chain. | 1.2025 | 0.04894 | 79 | 64 | 14 | 1 |
2170 | Sure, I'll joust for you. But, does it HAVE to be a horse? | 1.2025 | 0.05518 | 79 | 66 | 10 | 3 |
2171 | Times aren’t changing for all of us, Lisa. Not for all of us. | 1.2025 | 0.04894 | 79 | 64 | 14 | 1 |
2172 | What exactly do you mean when you say you’re missing your lance a lot? | 1.2025 | 0.05518 | 79 | 66 | 10 | 3 |
2173 | I need an ironclad alibi for being late! | 1.2025 | 0.04894 | 79 | 64 | 14 | 1 |
2174 | It’s throw-back day at the Tour de France | 1.2025 | 0.05215 | 79 | 65 | 12 | 2 |
2175 | Night guys finish last. | 1.2025 | 0.04369 | 79 | 65 | 13 | 1 |
2176 | The bugs aren't biting! | 1.2025 | 0.05804 | 79 | 67 | 8 | 4 |
2177 | There! That's much safer than that darn MAGA hat. | 1.2025 | 0.05518 | 79 | 66 | 10 | 3 |
2178 | My steed and I are having a domestic | 1.2025 | 0.04550 | 79 | 63 | 16 | 0 |
2179 | “The environment. My horse only got nine leagues per pund.” | 1.2025 | 0.04894 | 79 | 64 | 14 | 1 |
2180 | I just can’t keep the sweat out of my eyes. | 1.2025 | 0.05215 | 79 | 65 | 12 | 2 |
2181 | I thought it was the Tour de Medieval France | 1.2025 | 0.04894 | 79 | 64 | 14 | 1 |
2182 | no road rash for you. | 1.2025 | 0.05215 | 79 | 65 | 12 | 2 |
2183 | It’s the LuLuLemon #metoo line. | 1.2025 | 0.05215 | 79 | 65 | 12 | 2 |
2184 | What’s your nom de plume? | 1.2025 | 0.04894 | 79 | 64 | 14 | 1 |
2185 | Knight Rider,” I presume | 1.2025 | 0.04894 | 79 | 64 | 14 | 1 |
2186 | Après moi, le déluge. | 1.2025 | 0.04894 | 79 | 64 | 14 | 1 |
2187 | I know it's a bit extreme, but my first bike helmet was a shower cap. | 1.2025 | 0.04894 | 79 | 64 | 14 | 1 |
2188 | I wasn’t joking when I said armor up we’re going downhill | 1.2025 | 0.04894 | 79 | 64 | 14 | 1 |
2189 | I thought the event was a "knight ride" | 1.2025 | 0.04550 | 79 | 63 | 16 | 0 |
2190 | Actually it looked perfect online but for the photo they’d held up the visor with blu-tack. | 1.2025 | 0.05215 | 79 | 65 | 12 | 2 |
2191 | They call me Sir Bikes-a-Lot. | 1.2000 | 0.05156 | 80 | 66 | 12 | 2 |
2192 | You've got to admit, with bike riding direction is everything! | 1.2000 | 0.04839 | 80 | 65 | 14 | 1 |
2193 | I'll be back at 6:00. The bike jousting shouldn't last more than a couple of hours. | 1.2000 | 0.05454 | 80 | 67 | 10 | 3 |
2194 | So, you know? Going out to do sports in a vintage outfit is very trendy. | 1.2000 | 0.05156 | 80 | 66 | 12 | 2 |
2195 | My horse died. | 1.2000 | 0.06264 | 80 | 70 | 4 | 6 |
2196 | The chicks dig it. | 1.2000 | 0.05454 | 80 | 67 | 10 | 3 |
2197 | My dry cleaning bill is still less than Uber would be! | 1.2000 | 0.05454 | 80 | 67 | 10 | 3 |
2198 | The salesman said it's almost the same thing as Under Armour. | 1.2000 | 0.05454 | 80 | 67 | 10 | 3 |
2199 | I'm training for the Medieval Man. | 1.2000 | 0.05156 | 80 | 66 | 12 | 2 |
2200 | But the carbon fiber parts of the bike still save weight. | 1.2000 | 0.05156 | 80 | 66 | 12 | 2 |
2201 | Gadsbudlikins, man! I just need a quick ruling on whether it is chivalrous to ride in front of, or behind, a lady. | 1.2000 | 0.05454 | 80 | 67 | 10 | 3 |
2202 | Yes, the hill is steep. Really, really steep. | 1.2000 | 0.05737 | 80 | 68 | 8 | 4 |
2203 | Martyrs 'R Us. Joan speaking. | 1.2000 | 0.05156 | 80 | 66 | 12 | 2 |
2204 | The knight run is in the evening. | 1.2000 | 0.05454 | 80 | 67 | 10 | 3 |
2205 | Yep it’s the new Steed 14 speed | 1.2000 | 0.04839 | 80 | 65 | 14 | 1 |
2206 | So the white horse is gone in hopes of a yellow jersey? | 1.2000 | 0.05156 | 80 | 66 | 12 | 2 |
2207 | Harvey Weinstein... | 1.2000 | 0.05454 | 80 | 67 | 10 | 3 |
2208 | 'The belt was good during the Middle Ages... Today you need the entire suit.' | 1.2000 | 0.05307 | 80 | 69 | 7 | 4 |
2209 | Use both hands, Ed, you fearless daredevil. | 1.2000 | 0.05156 | 80 | 66 | 12 | 2 |
2210 | Joust call me Sir Face of the Road | 1.2000 | 0.05156 | 80 | 66 | 12 | 2 |
2211 | There's a reason they called him LANCE Armstrong. | 1.2000 | 0.05737 | 80 | 68 | 8 | 4 |
2212 | Mine most humble apology, but I did lose a lance somewhere 'round hither. So, holler if you see anything... | 1.2000 | 0.05454 | 80 | 67 | 10 | 3 |
2213 | Iron Man race? I thought it was Tin Man race | 1.2000 | 0.04500 | 80 | 64 | 16 | 0 |
2214 | You’re right. Even with the bike lanes, it’s dangerous riding downtown. | 1.2000 | 0.04839 | 80 | 65 | 14 | 1 |
2215 | Take me off your Hear Ye list. | 1.2000 | 0.05156 | 80 | 66 | 12 | 2 |
2216 | I get my Hi-line gear at the Metropolitan Museum gift shop. | 1.2000 | 0.05500 | 85 | 72 | 9 | 4 |
2217 | You'll be safe, but I'm afraid your cell phone won't receive calls. | 1.2000 | 0.05737 | 80 | 68 | 8 | 4 |
2218 | I'm ready totake on New York taxis! | 1.2000 | 0.04839 | 80 | 65 | 14 | 1 |
2219 | I said I liked to cycle at night! | 1.2000 | 0.05454 | 80 | 67 | 10 | 3 |
2220 | The heat isn't that bad, its more so the name calling. | 1.2000 | 0.05156 | 80 | 66 | 12 | 2 |
2221 | That's not what I meant when I said "Put some metal to the pedal!" | 1.2000 | 0.05156 | 80 | 66 | 12 | 2 |
2222 | It's the farrier. My steed's Manolo Blahnik's finally arrived from Amazon Prime. | 1.2000 | 0.05454 | 80 | 67 | 10 | 3 |
2223 | Joe, you are literally into this Ironman Triathlon. | 1.2000 | 0.05454 | 80 | 67 | 10 | 3 |
2224 | During rush hour, my jousting lance works wonders. | 1.2000 | 0.05454 | 80 | 67 | 10 | 3 |
2225 | Well, now that my schizophrenia-medication is kicking in, i realize I'll have to go jousting on a bicycle. | 1.2000 | 0.05454 | 80 | 67 | 10 | 3 |
2226 | Slay the Dragon, Slay my PR . . they sound a lot a like at 5:00AM, ok? | 1.2000 | 0.05156 | 80 | 66 | 12 | 2 |
2227 | Witch way to the hood? | 1.2000 | 0.05454 | 80 | 67 | 10 | 3 |
2228 | It's just that I've never been very trusting... | 1.2000 | 0.05454 | 80 | 67 | 10 | 3 |
2229 | Have you had first dates that actually would go jousting? | 1.2000 | 0.05737 | 80 | 68 | 8 | 4 |
2230 | I suppose you're my knight in shining armor. | 1.2000 | 0.05454 | 80 | 67 | 10 | 3 |
2231 | Nope, I still like my horse better | 1.2000 | 0.05737 | 80 | 68 | 8 | 4 |
2232 | It’s titanium. | 1.2000 | 0.05454 | 80 | 67 | 10 | 3 |
2233 | Wouldn't happen to have any chain lube in your tool kit, would you? | 1.2000 | 0.05454 | 80 | 67 | 10 | 3 |
2234 | I fall down A LOT. | 1.2000 | 0.04839 | 80 | 65 | 14 | 1 |
2235 | The whole vibe changes when I sport my lance. | 1.2000 | 0.05454 | 80 | 67 | 10 | 3 |
2236 | If anybody asks, just say it's chivalrous spirit. | 1.2000 | 0.03938 | 80 | 67 | 12 | 1 |
2237 | Yeah, I had to lose the lance for rush hour traffic. | 1.2000 | 0.05454 | 80 | 67 | 10 | 3 |
2238 | Who said the dark age couldn't be green? | 1.2000 | 0.05454 | 80 | 67 | 10 | 3 |
2239 | Be sure to read the fine print in your pet insurance contract. | 1.2000 | 0.05454 | 80 | 70 | 6 | 4 |
2240 | She says she's not in distress. | 1.2000 | 0.04321 | 80 | 66 | 13 | 1 |
2241 | My jousting name is Lance Arm Strong | 1.2000 | 0.05454 | 80 | 67 | 10 | 3 |
2242 | You missed it! The Renaissance Festival is back there! | 1.2000 | 0.04500 | 80 | 64 | 16 | 0 |
2243 | Lance Armstrong's team - why dost thou ask? | 1.2000 | 0.04839 | 80 | 65 | 14 | 1 |
2244 | Riding was a safer before drivers started texting. | 1.2000 | 0.05454 | 80 | 67 | 10 | 3 |
2245 | Can you blame me? | 1.2000 | 0.05737 | 80 | 68 | 8 | 4 |
2246 | I channel more horsepower in this suit | 1.2000 | 0.05156 | 80 | 66 | 12 | 2 |
2247 | Why does everyone laugh when I introduce myself as Knight Rider? | 1.2000 | 0.04839 | 80 | 65 | 14 | 1 |
2248 | I beg your pardon my lady, but I am not the knight stalker. | 1.2000 | 0.05156 | 80 | 66 | 12 | 2 |
2249 | I’ll have to call you back, I’m taking a knight ride. | 1.2000 | 0.05156 | 80 | 66 | 12 | 2 |
2250 | So that's the outfit for your knight ride? | 1.2000 | 0.05000 | 80 | 68 | 9 | 3 |
2251 | Actually, it's to keep the maidens at bay. I'm gay. | 1.2000 | 0.03029 | 80 | 68 | 11 | 1 |
2252 | I'm on my way to a round table. | 1.2000 | 0.04839 | 80 | 65 | 14 | 1 |
2253 | Damn! I forgot my lance! | 1.2000 | 0.05156 | 80 | 66 | 12 | 2 |
2254 | So, are you listening to heavy metal? | 1.2000 | 0.04500 | 80 | 64 | 16 | 0 |
2255 | You need to check your hearing! I suggested that you put on your Under Armour. | 1.2000 | 0.05156 | 80 | 66 | 12 | 2 |
2256 | Can't be too careful when knight biking. | 1.2000 | 0.05454 | 80 | 67 | 10 | 3 |
2257 | My Under Armour helps prevent chafing. | 1.2000 | 0.05454 | 80 | 67 | 10 | 3 |
2258 | I just don't want my wife to recognize me with you. | 1.2000 | 0.05156 | 80 | 66 | 12 | 2 |
2259 | I think my plume is creating drag and slowing me down. | 1.2000 | 0.05737 | 80 | 68 | 8 | 4 |
2260 | This is a breeze compared to running a marathon. | 1.2000 | 0.04839 | 80 | 65 | 14 | 1 |
2261 | Watch out for raccoons! | 1.2000 | 0.05454 | 80 | 67 | 10 | 3 |
2262 | Seriously? You're from the Sixteenth Century? | 1.2000 | 0.05156 | 80 | 66 | 12 | 2 |
2263 | Why would they have trouble seeing me? | 1.2000 | 0.05737 | 80 | 68 | 8 | 4 |
2264 | I thought it was a knight ride | 1.2000 | 0.05737 | 80 | 68 | 8 | 4 |
2265 | ...they’re lighter than horses and call me crazy but I don’t think you have to feed them ! | 1.2000 | 0.04839 | 80 | 65 | 14 | 1 |
2266 | It's Under Armour's new line. | 1.2000 | 0.05156 | 80 | 66 | 12 | 2 |
2267 | Dragon? No, girl, soon we're gonna be in midtown. | 1.2000 | 0.04839 | 80 | 65 | 14 | 1 |
2268 | It's was either this or lycra. | 1.2000 | 0.04839 | 80 | 65 | 14 | 1 |
2269 | A horse! A horse!... | 1.2000 | 0.04839 | 80 | 65 | 14 | 1 |
2270 | It also protects against the glass ceiling | 1.2000 | 0.04134 | 80 | 67 | 12 | 1 |
2271 | „A Disney prince has to imitate that for now.“ | 1.2000 | 0.05454 | 80 | 67 | 10 | 3 |
2272 | You have no right to be embarrassed, you're the one who wasn't specific about what kind of ride this was going to be. | 1.2000 | 0.04839 | 80 | 65 | 14 | 1 |
2273 | I usually lose a bit of time on the first two legs, but can make it up on the run" | 1.2000 | 0.05156 | 80 | 66 | 12 | 2 |
2274 | I’m looking for the knight train. | 1.2000 | 0.05156 | 80 | 66 | 12 | 2 |
2275 | Is it just me or are these bikes super hot and clanky? | 1.2000 | 0.05454 | 80 | 67 | 10 | 3 |
2276 | Fair maidens in your area looking for a joust in the bedroom. | 1.2000 | 0.04839 | 80 | 65 | 14 | 1 |
2277 | I"m not sure. I woke up next to it so I'm riding it home. | 1.2000 | 0.05156 | 80 | 66 | 12 | 2 |
2278 | They keep handing me water instead of an oil can | 1.2000 | 0.05454 | 80 | 67 | 10 | 3 |
2279 | You just ride a bicycle. I joust with everything that gets in my path. Who has the exciting life? | 1.2000 | 0.05156 | 80 | 66 | 12 | 2 |
2280 | They call me "The Park Knight." | 1.2000 | 0.05156 | 80 | 66 | 12 | 2 |
2281 | Can I call you back tomorrow? I'm low on my anachronism minutes. | 1.2000 | 0.05737 | 80 | 68 | 8 | 4 |
2282 | Well you said you wanted to go on a knight ride. | 1.2000 | 0.06006 | 80 | 69 | 6 | 5 |
2283 | Where's your lance, Lance? | 1.2000 | 0.05737 | 80 | 68 | 8 | 4 |
2284 | If I don’t get to the fair, Guenevere will have my head. | 1.2000 | 0.05156 | 80 | 66 | 12 | 2 |
2285 | I missed the knight bus | 1.2000 | 0.05156 | 80 | 66 | 12 | 2 |
2286 | Road warrior, my stead abandoned me. | 1.2000 | 0.04673 | 80 | 67 | 11 | 2 |
2287 | good costume Jane, but the party isn't until tonight! | 1.2000 | 0.05454 | 80 | 67 | 10 | 3 |
2288 | I prefer Under Armour." | 1.2000 | 0.05156 | 80 | 66 | 12 | 2 |
2289 | Safe passage assured, even without my lance. | 1.2000 | 0.04321 | 80 | 66 | 13 | 1 |
2290 | I'm calling Round Table | 1.2000 | 0.05454 | 80 | 67 | 10 | 3 |
2291 | I didn't want to look like all the other New York hipsters" | 1.2000 | 0.04839 | 80 | 65 | 14 | 1 |
2292 | So you say your protection fits in a fanny pack?? | 1.2000 | 0.04839 | 80 | 65 | 14 | 1 |
2293 | She got him in the prenup. | 1.2000 | 0.05737 | 80 | 68 | 8 | 4 |
2294 | Finally some universal coverage! | 1.2000 | 0.05454 | 80 | 67 | 10 | 3 |
2295 | Gets me there faster than a horse. | 1.2000 | 0.04839 | 80 | 65 | 14 | 1 |
2296 | Didn't you hear? Sharon was swallowed by a pothole last week. | 1.2000 | 0.05156 | 80 | 66 | 12 | 2 |
2297 | Enough of looking back on mounted warriors and galloping horses. A treadmill is more fashionable. | 1.2000 | 0.05156 | 80 | 66 | 12 | 2 |
2298 | I seem too defensive? How? | 1.2000 | 0.05156 | 80 | 66 | 12 | 2 |
2299 | I'm taking this self-defense class that's really old school. | 1.2000 | 0.04839 | 80 | 65 | 14 | 1 |
2300 | Can you fight him off alone another 15 minutes? I underestimated the crosswinds. | 1.2000 | 0.05156 | 80 | 66 | 12 | 2 |
2301 | See you in the iPhone line at 5am. | 1.2000 | 0.05156 | 80 | 66 | 12 | 2 |
2302 | I hate to ask this, but did I have a lance when I left this morning? | 1.2000 | 0.05156 | 80 | 66 | 12 | 2 |
2303 | That's SIR "Urban Warrior", thank you! | 1.2000 | 0.05454 | 80 | 67 | 10 | 3 |
2304 | 'I traded in my horse for it." | 1.2000 | 0.05454 | 80 | 67 | 10 | 3 |
2305 | I have lost the Holy Hydroflask. | 1.2000 | 0.05737 | 80 | 68 | 8 | 4 |
2306 | Madam, if you may allow me to draft you. | 1.2000 | 0.05500 | 85 | 72 | 9 | 4 |
2307 | Didja hear ? Jennifer's pregnant. | 1.2000 | 0.06006 | 80 | 69 | 6 | 5 |
2308 | With the increase in fatal bicycle accidents, I need more than a helmet to feel safe. | 1.2000 | 0.05454 | 80 | 67 | 10 | 3 |
2309 | Passing on the knight! | 1.2000 | 0.05454 | 80 | 67 | 10 | 3 |
2310 | It's the centurion ride. | 1.2000 | 0.05156 | 80 | 66 | 12 | 2 |
2311 | Can you heat up the leftover mutton and make sure the grog is cold? | 1.2000 | 0.04839 | 80 | 65 | 14 | 1 |
2312 | Last time I was late to the Renaissance Faire they went medieval on me. | 1.2000 | 0.05454 | 80 | 67 | 10 | 3 |
2313 | Look Sid, next time no dressing room, no knight in shining armor. | 1.2000 | 0.05156 | 80 | 66 | 12 | 2 |
2314 | You're too young to remember Knight Rider | 1.1923 | 0.05492 | 78 | 66 | 9 | 3 |
2315 | I misread the IronMan Triathlon rules. The swim was even worse! | 1.1923 | 0.04491 | 78 | 63 | 15 | 0 |
2316 | Yes, iron supplements. | 1.1923 | 0.05180 | 78 | 65 | 11 | 2 |
2317 | My high-vis outfit wasn’t doing the trick. | 1.1892 | 0.04584 | 74 | 60 | 14 | 0 |
2318 | Hello, Lost Dragon Hotline. | 1.1892 | 0.04584 | 74 | 60 | 14 | 0 |
2319 | This is a lot easier without my lance | 1.1892 | 0.04584 | 74 | 60 | 14 | 0 |
2320 | The ride was just OK. I'm a little rusty. | 1.1892 | 0.04971 | 74 | 61 | 12 | 1 |
2321 | The tour company said to dress for a night ride. | 1.1892 | 0.04584 | 74 | 60 | 14 | 0 |
2322 | Back in the day, you only wore chainmail. | 1.1892 | 0.05331 | 74 | 62 | 10 | 2 |
2323 | I thought you said...”Meet me at 8:00 pm for a little night ride” | 1.1892 | 0.05331 | 74 | 62 | 10 | 2 |
2324 | What has happened to this horse? | 1.1892 | 0.05667 | 74 | 63 | 8 | 3 |
2325 | I act like I own the road so why not dress like it also. | 1.1892 | 0.05667 | 74 | 63 | 8 | 3 |
2326 | Below 52st it's helmet plus armor only. | 1.1892 | 0.05331 | 74 | 62 | 10 | 2 |
2327 | The city is giving out full sets of plate mail to cyclists this weekend. See, the idea is that trucks drivers recall the medieval institution of knighthood chivalry and are thereby inspired to consider not running me over. | 1.1892 | 0.05331 | 74 | 62 | 10 | 2 |
2328 | When your crush is more interested in the city he has lived in for years than on your date. | 1.1892 | 0.04971 | 74 | 61 | 12 | 1 |
2329 | I’ve given up multitasking. | 1.1892 | 0.04971 | 74 | 61 | 12 | 1 |
2330 | I clearly said trusty dun steed, not rusty one speed. | 1.1892 | 0.05331 | 74 | 62 | 10 | 2 |
2331 | i Just love a good Knight ride | 1.1892 | 0.05667 | 74 | 63 | 8 | 3 |
2332 | A lighter bike would solve everything. | 1.1892 | 0.04971 | 74 | 61 | 12 | 1 |
2333 | I'm getting ready for the Ironman Triathlon. | 1.1892 | 0.04584 | 74 | 60 | 14 | 0 |
2334 | I said let’s go for a “night ride.” | 1.1892 | 0.05331 | 74 | 62 | 10 | 2 |
2335 | Well, what it lacks in fashion it makes up for as a bug-screen! | 1.1892 | 0.04971 | 74 | 61 | 12 | 1 |
2336 | If you really want to be my knight in shining armor, you’ll call Uber next time ! | 1.1892 | 0.04971 | 74 | 61 | 12 | 1 |
2337 | I told you they said to wear Under Armour when exercising, but you never listen to me. | 1.1892 | 0.05667 | 74 | 63 | 8 | 3 |
2338 | All the City Steeds were being used... | 1.1892 | 0.05331 | 74 | 62 | 10 | 2 |
2339 | The other day, I read a book on effectively protecting ourselves from pollution, the aftermath of a nuclear war and best of all, politicians. | 1.1892 | 0.05667 | 74 | 63 | 8 | 3 |
2340 | I know, I know. I should've encrypted those damn diplomatic messages. | 1.1892 | 0.04377 | 74 | 62 | 11 | 1 |
2341 | I feel that you and I are living in a different era. | 1.1892 | 0.04584 | 74 | 60 | 14 | 0 |
2342 | Was that with a kn or an n? | 1.1892 | 0.04971 | 74 | 61 | 12 | 1 |
2343 | On these streets, I never thought wearing just a helmet was enough protection | 1.1892 | 0.04971 | 74 | 61 | 12 | 1 |
2344 | They said if I don't pass it on I'll have bad luck for seven years. | 1.1892 | 0.04971 | 74 | 61 | 12 | 1 |
2345 | No Mom, I’ve taken every precaution. I wouldn’t do anything to jeopardize my health | 1.1892 | 0.05331 | 74 | 62 | 10 | 2 |
2346 | You just squeaked by! | 1.1892 | 0.05667 | 74 | 63 | 8 | 3 |
2347 | Got this from Under Armour but visor design needs work. | 1.1892 | 0.04971 | 74 | 61 | 12 | 1 |
2348 | I was told that Armor All makes the wheels go faster | 1.1892 | 0.04161 | 74 | 61 | 13 | 0 |
2349 | I love David Hasselhoff but I can't afford a car. | 1.1892 | 0.05667 | 74 | 63 | 8 | 3 |
2350 | This will keep me from being sexually assaulted. | 1.1892 | 0.05985 | 74 | 64 | 6 | 4 |
2351 | I don't get this. I'm the rider, but also the horse. | 1.1892 | 0.04971 | 74 | 61 | 12 | 1 |
2352 | - Morning ma'am. | 1.1892 | 0.05667 | 74 | 63 | 8 | 3 |
2353 | I told them "my kingdom for a horse" but my fitbit intervened. | 1.1892 | 0.05331 | 74 | 62 | 10 | 2 |
2354 | The higher-SPF creams give me a rash. | 1.1892 | 0.05667 | 74 | 63 | 8 | 3 |
2355 | My other bike is a charger stallion. | 1.1892 | 0.04584 | 74 | 60 | 14 | 0 |
2356 | Crap!!! Just realized I left my jousting stick at home! | 1.1892 | 0.04971 | 74 | 61 | 12 | 1 |
2357 | I grew up watching Knight Rider. | 1.1892 | 0.04584 | 74 | 60 | 14 | 0 |
2358 | Have any motorists caused you distress? | 1.1892 | 0.04584 | 74 | 60 | 14 | 0 |
2359 | No, I’m afraid you’ve reached a different Knight Rider. | 1.1892 | 0.05667 | 74 | 63 | 8 | 3 |
2360 | Well, you remember what happened to Bono! | 1.1892 | 0.05331 | 74 | 62 | 10 | 2 |
2361 | Cycling's my THIRD love. Second? Jousting.Of course, my first love is the stage. Why do you ask? | 1.1892 | 0.04971 | 74 | 61 | 12 | 1 |
2362 | I’m not sure about this trusty six-speed. | 1.1892 | 0.05331 | 74 | 62 | 10 | 2 |
2363 | I'm training for the tour de Camelot. | 1.1892 | 0.04971 | 74 | 61 | 12 | 1 |
2364 | I doubt DeBlasio will go for jousting in the bike lanes. But he might like it for his press conferences. | 1.1892 | 0.04971 | 74 | 61 | 12 | 1 |
2365 | Where's my lance? I knew I'd forgotten something. | 1.1892 | 0.06287 | 74 | 65 | 4 | 5 |
2366 | Oh no, I have a slipped chainmail again! | 1.1892 | 0.04971 | 74 | 61 | 12 | 1 |
2367 | "Didn't they say it was an '"Ironman" triathlon?" | 1.1892 | 0.04971 | 74 | 61 | 12 | 1 |
2368 | The armor was a gift from my mother. | 1.1892 | 0.05331 | 74 | 62 | 10 | 2 |
2369 | Pardon me, I'm a little rusty with a bike. | 1.1892 | 0.04584 | 74 | 60 | 14 | 0 |
2370 | I thought this was supposed to be a summer night spin... | 1.1892 | 0.03429 | 74 | 62 | 12 | 0 |
2371 | Hello SPCA. Please post: Lost or Stolen. My Trusty Steed. Bountiful Reward!" Gaye Fontoura, Ossining, NY | 1.1892 | 0.05667 | 74 | 63 | 8 | 3 |
2372 | This is not what i meant by night riding. | 1.1892 | 0.05331 | 74 | 62 | 10 | 2 |
2373 | Yes, but it’s great going downhill. | 1.1892 | 0.04971 | 74 | 61 | 12 | 1 |
2374 | And then they said - you don’t take a horse to a joust fight.” | 1.1892 | 0.05331 | 74 | 62 | 10 | 2 |
2375 | I'm embracing aerodynamics! | 1.1892 | 0.05331 | 74 | 62 | 10 | 2 |
2376 | Tom, I said wear something from UNDER ARMOUR! | 1.1892 | 0.04971 | 74 | 61 | 12 | 1 |
2377 | Hey, nice knightcycle! | 1.1892 | 0.05667 | 74 | 63 | 8 | 3 |
2378 | Praytell, Ma'am - Which way to San Diego Comic Con? | 1.1892 | 0.05667 | 74 | 63 | 8 | 3 |
2379 | It was on sale | 1.1892 | 0.05331 | 74 | 62 | 10 | 2 |
2380 | I'm trying to make the whole duel experience more green and animal friendly. | 1.1892 | 0.05331 | 74 | 62 | 10 | 2 |
2381 | Yes, me lady, I’m on my way to the store right now | 1.1892 | 0.04971 | 74 | 61 | 12 | 1 |
2382 | When I said it was bike night, that is not what I meant! | 1.1892 | 0.04971 | 74 | 61 | 12 | 1 |
2383 | Thanks...It was a real "steel" at that vintage shop downtown. | 1.1892 | 0.04971 | 74 | 61 | 12 | 1 |
2384 | I don't think that kind of 'chain mail' is going to help! | 1.1892 | 0.05331 | 74 | 62 | 10 | 2 |
2385 | I'm a mail order bride. | 1.1892 | 0.04971 | 74 | 61 | 12 | 1 |
2386 | I can’t believe you don’t get it. I’m Sir ‘Lance-alot. | 1.1892 | 0.05331 | 74 | 62 | 10 | 2 |
2387 | Very retro. Is it wicking? | 1.1892 | 0.04971 | 74 | 61 | 12 | 1 |
2388 | What do you mean what am I wearing? | 1.1892 | 0.04377 | 74 | 62 | 11 | 1 |
2389 | I’ll bet it helps with chafing let alone an errant sword attack | 1.1892 | 0.05331 | 74 | 62 | 10 | 2 |
2390 | Last weekend, it was the World Naked Bike Ride. | 1.1892 | 0.04971 | 74 | 61 | 12 | 1 |
2391 | It isn’t everyday you get to meet a ride in shining armour.” | 1.1892 | 0.05331 | 74 | 62 | 10 | 2 |
2392 | Yes, Laura, I do get hot, but it is the only way I can get reception on this deserted road. | 1.1892 | 0.04971 | 74 | 61 | 12 | 1 |
2393 | ...new in town? | 1.1892 | 0.05331 | 74 | 62 | 10 | 2 |
2394 | It's a rider to my policy | 1.1892 | 0.04584 | 74 | 60 | 14 | 0 |
2395 | That's not what I meant when I said you should start rocking Under Armour. | 1.1892 | 0.05985 | 74 | 64 | 6 | 4 |
2396 | Gosh, the smog seems really bad tonight. | 1.1892 | 0.04971 | 74 | 61 | 12 | 1 |
2397 | What happened to your horse and pigeon? | 1.1892 | 0.05985 | 74 | 64 | 6 | 4 |
2398 | Yeah, sure it's heavy but it got a 5 star safety rating. | 1.1892 | 0.04584 | 74 | 60 | 14 | 0 |
2399 | I got the homophone wrong when they said it would be a Summer Night ride. | 1.1892 | 0.04971 | 74 | 61 | 12 | 1 |
2400 | You can't let allergies run your life. | 1.1892 | 0.04971 | 74 | 61 | 12 | 1 |
2401 | Quit taking your half out of the medieval. | 1.1892 | 0.04584 | 74 | 62 | 11 | 1 |
2402 | My other body parts need protection too | 1.1892 | 0.04971 | 74 | 61 | 12 | 1 |
2403 | I see how the k typo in knight race might have been misleading. | 1.1892 | 0.04584 | 74 | 60 | 14 | 0 |
2404 | Did a big bay gelding just pass you? | 1.1892 | 0.04971 | 74 | 61 | 12 | 1 |
2405 | You know, we could have taken the rail trail. | 1.1892 | 0.05331 | 74 | 62 | 10 | 2 |
2406 | Did you take the reflective tape off my assiette du buttocks again? | 1.1892 | 0.03689 | 74 | 63 | 10 | 1 |
2407 | I know our roads need work, but really? | 1.1892 | 0.04971 | 74 | 61 | 12 | 1 |
2408 | I should have bought the Tony Stark bike gear.... | 1.1892 | 0.05985 | 74 | 64 | 6 | 4 |
2409 | My misunderstanding, but honestly, Susan, who goes for a 'night ride' through the park?! | 1.1892 | 0.05331 | 74 | 62 | 10 | 2 |
2410 | Isn't body armor chic the market we're chasing? | 1.1892 | 0.05331 | 74 | 62 | 10 | 2 |
2411 | For my own safety, I decided to enter the Bronx Age. | 1.1892 | 0.04971 | 74 | 61 | 12 | 1 |
2412 | Hello, Mom? She said 'gantlet,' but I went with 'gauntlet.' And now she's called the whole thing off! | 1.1892 | 0.04584 | 74 | 60 | 14 | 0 |
2413 | I don't know either. Last thing I remember is a lance to the head... | 1.1892 | 0.05331 | 74 | 62 | 10 | 2 |
2414 | They replaced my stables with a Citibike rack | 1.1892 | 0.04584 | 74 | 60 | 14 | 0 |
2415 | You lance?! | 1.1892 | 0.05331 | 74 | 62 | 10 | 2 |
2416 | Yes, I need the $5,000 50-pound safety apparel—and yes I need the $15,000 ten-pound bicycle. | 1.1892 | 0.03689 | 74 | 63 | 10 | 1 |
2417 | Hey, it beats flossing my bridge work after every bike ride. | 1.1892 | 0.05985 | 74 | 64 | 6 | 4 |
2418 | On thy lift! | 1.1892 | 0.05667 | 74 | 63 | 8 | 3 |
2419 | You're my Knight in Shining Armor?? Figures! | 1.1892 | 0.04971 | 74 | 61 | 12 | 1 |
2420 | Can’t wait for the swimming portion. | 1.1892 | 0.04971 | 74 | 61 | 12 | 1 |
2421 | Huh, no horses in the city? | 1.1867 | 0.05597 | 75 | 64 | 8 | 3 |
2422 | Oh, yes, I go cycling Knight and Day! | 1.1867 | 0.04911 | 75 | 62 | 12 | 1 |
2423 | This actually isn't any safer I am just training for the jousting tournament | 1.1867 | 0.04911 | 75 | 62 | 12 | 1 |
2424 | I got tired of under armour | 1.1867 | 0.04911 | 75 | 62 | 12 | 1 |
2425 | When they banned plastic bags, picking up poop was no longer an option. | 1.1867 | 0.05910 | 75 | 65 | 6 | 4 |
2426 | City Steeds we’re all checked out... | 1.1867 | 0.04911 | 75 | 62 | 12 | 1 |
2427 | That helmet makes you invisible. | 1.1867 | 0.05910 | 75 | 65 | 6 | 4 |
2428 | Hey, didn't Trump say "Good Knight Tweet Sprints"? | 1.1867 | 0.05265 | 75 | 63 | 10 | 2 |
2429 | The rental place was all out of armored cars. | 1.1867 | 0.04911 | 75 | 62 | 12 | 1 |
2430 | So how long will your horse be in the shop? | 1.1867 | 0.05597 | 75 | 64 | 8 | 3 |
2431 | Lucy, medieval warfare is great cardio" | 1.1867 | 0.05265 | 75 | 63 | 10 | 2 |
2432 | This isn’t the European bike safety measure I had in mind. | 1.1867 | 0.05597 | 75 | 64 | 8 | 3 |
2433 | I should have oiled myself before riding. | 1.1867 | 0.04911 | 75 | 62 | 12 | 1 |
2434 | I always liked Lance a lot. | 1.1867 | 0.05265 | 75 | 63 | 10 | 2 |
2435 | 911? I'm being body-shamed by a non-gamer. | 1.1867 | 0.05597 | 75 | 64 | 8 | 3 |
2436 | This next gen biking outfit protects against road rash | 1.1867 | 0.04911 | 75 | 62 | 12 | 1 |
2437 | Beach body? No, I'm working on my Breach body. | 1.1867 | 0.05265 | 75 | 63 | 10 | 2 |
2438 | Can't tell if it's the steroids or hemorrhoids, but something's changed! | 1.1867 | 0.04326 | 75 | 63 | 11 | 1 |
2439 | It's just not a good century for you. You're more 17th. | 1.1867 | 0.04911 | 75 | 62 | 12 | 1 |
2440 | The clanking eliminates the need for a bell. | 1.1867 | 0.04530 | 75 | 61 | 14 | 0 |
2441 | Your last crash wasn't that bad. | 1.1867 | 0.04530 | 75 | 61 | 14 | 0 |
2442 | Don't worry I've got this, I'm covered" | 1.1867 | 0.05597 | 75 | 64 | 8 | 3 |
2443 | Hey, don't talk to me about ridiculous outfits. | 1.1867 | 0.04113 | 75 | 62 | 13 | 0 |
2444 | Everything | 1.1867 | 0.03648 | 75 | 64 | 10 | 1 |
2445 | Artist’s impression of the Battle of Tours (de France) | 1.1867 | 0.05265 | 75 | 63 | 10 | 2 |
2446 | Are you sure that this training will garner you a "Knight in Shining Armor?" | 1.1867 | 0.05910 | 75 | 65 | 6 | 4 |
2447 | Collided once with a group called “running with the bulls”. Not pretty. Ain’t happening again! | 1.1867 | 0.05265 | 75 | 63 | 10 | 2 |
2448 | Is it me, or do you too get annoyed each time Bill DiBlasio goes to Iowa? | 1.1867 | 0.05910 | 75 | 65 | 6 | 4 |
2449 | Have you seen the movie Knight Rider? | 1.1867 | 0.04911 | 75 | 62 | 12 | 1 |
2450 | I lost my horse in a joust! | 1.1867 | 0.05597 | 75 | 64 | 8 | 3 |
2451 | They take safety and recycling seriously down at daddy's scrapyard. | 1.1867 | 0.05597 | 75 | 64 | 8 | 3 |
2452 | Talk about a race to the bottom. | 1.1867 | 0.05597 | 75 | 64 | 8 | 3 |
2453 | I must get this visor fixed - I thought it was knight time again | 1.1867 | 0.05265 | 75 | 63 | 10 | 2 |
2454 | To a jousting tournament. Why do you ask? | 1.1867 | 0.04911 | 75 | 62 | 12 | 1 |
2455 | This wasn't what I had in mind when they asked if I was ready to "ride into battle!" | 1.1867 | 0.05597 | 75 | 64 | 8 | 3 |
2456 | I said ‘Night school’ you ninny. | 1.1867 | 0.05597 | 75 | 64 | 8 | 3 |
2457 | Can't talk right now - I'm on a crusade to bang my new girlfriend! | 1.1867 | 0.04326 | 75 | 63 | 11 | 1 |
2458 | I think the salesman meant Armorall clothing. | 1.1867 | 0.05597 | 75 | 64 | 8 | 3 |
2459 | Look, I know I’ve got a gear loose. | 1.1867 | 0.05265 | 75 | 63 | 10 | 2 |
2460 | Heavy fog on approach, Laguardia. Transition to IFR now. | 1.1867 | 0.04530 | 75 | 61 | 14 | 0 |
2461 | If you don't look where you're going, you will be one big pile of scrap metal. | 1.1867 | 0.05265 | 75 | 63 | 10 | 2 |
2462 | It's just a precaution. The lance corporal I broke up with didn't take it well. | 1.1867 | 0.05597 | 75 | 64 | 8 | 3 |
2463 | Heard there were some pretty rough knights at this town.' | 1.1867 | 0.02811 | 75 | 65 | 9 | 1 |
2464 | Oh, he's in contest #668? Thank goodness, I've been looking all over for him. | 1.1867 | 0.04530 | 75 | 63 | 11 | 1 |
2465 | My criteria for eco-friendly bike gear: second hand and no plastics! | 1.1867 | 0.04911 | 75 | 62 | 12 | 1 |
2466 | In my time your helmet would considered extremely dorky. | 1.1867 | 0.05597 | 75 | 64 | 8 | 3 |
2467 | I told you, a tin hat would be enough . . . | 1.1867 | 0.05265 | 75 | 63 | 10 | 2 |
2468 | It's 14th century CE somewhere. | 1.1867 | 0.05597 | 75 | 64 | 8 | 3 |
2469 | Cars. | 1.1867 | 0.05265 | 75 | 63 | 10 | 2 |
2470 | No, I actually I didn't have time to get my brakes fixed. Why do you ask? | 1.1867 | 0.04911 | 75 | 62 | 12 | 1 |
2471 | The black was more slimming, but this heat is killing me. | 1.1867 | 0.04530 | 75 | 61 | 14 | 0 |
2472 | I know Ira, but I fell in love with the helmet! | 1.1867 | 0.04911 | 75 | 62 | 12 | 1 |
2473 | Yeah, it's weird, but it's the only way Mom will let me ride through city traffic. | 1.1867 | 0.05265 | 75 | 63 | 10 | 2 |
2474 | Excuse me, you just missed the off-ramp to the castle. | 1.1867 | 0.04530 | 75 | 65 | 6 | 3 |
2475 | With my knight visor helmet and metal to the pedal I could go for hours. | 1.1867 | 0.05597 | 75 | 64 | 8 | 3 |
2476 | I can't believe some riders feel safe with only a helmet. | 1.1867 | 0.05265 | 75 | 63 | 10 | 2 |
2477 | I've outgrown just knee pads. | 1.1867 | 0.05910 | 75 | 65 | 6 | 4 |
2478 | You said be ready to attack the course | 1.1867 | 0.05265 | 75 | 63 | 10 | 2 |
2479 | He doesn't use a condom. | 1.1842 | 0.05837 | 76 | 66 | 6 | 4 |
2480 | Say what you want, but this is a lot faster than a carriage horse. | 1.1781 | 0.04913 | 73 | 61 | 11 | 1 |
2481 | In a hurry, I forgot I’m working the knight shift | 1.1781 | 0.04913 | 73 | 61 | 11 | 1 |
2482 | My dad, the insurance actuary, demands it. lucky me. | 1.1781 | 0.04913 | 73 | 61 | 11 | 1 |
2483 | I was told it was all downhill from the Middle Ages | 1.1781 | 0.04913 | 73 | 61 | 11 | 1 |
2484 | What can I say? It was a good marked down price at the thrift store after Halloween! | 1.1781 | 0.05286 | 73 | 62 | 9 | 2 |
2485 | My horse went on strike until I lose a few. | 1.1781 | 0.04509 | 73 | 60 | 13 | 0 |
2486 | Yeah Yeah. I am late for the work! | 1.1781 | 0.04913 | 73 | 61 | 11 | 1 |
2487 | It protects against brain tumors. | 1.1781 | 0.04913 | 73 | 61 | 11 | 1 |
2488 | It's a metaphor. I did it for you. | 1.1781 | 0.05634 | 73 | 63 | 7 | 3 |
2489 | Thou too? | 1.1781 | 0.05634 | 73 | 63 | 7 | 3 |
2490 | Ya great protection, but sunny days suck. | 1.1781 | 0.04913 | 73 | 61 | 11 | 1 |
2491 | Where are your lights? | 1.1781 | 0.05634 | 73 | 63 | 7 | 3 |
2492 | I guess I misread the flyer for this Under Armour fun ride. | 1.1781 | 0.04913 | 73 | 61 | 11 | 1 |
2493 | Obviously you just moved here! | 1.1781 | 0.04509 | 73 | 60 | 13 | 0 |
2494 | That's the thing with upselling. | 1.1781 | 0.05286 | 73 | 62 | 9 | 2 |
2495 | Yeah, but it’s the jousting that’s the hardest part. | 1.1781 | 0.05286 | 73 | 62 | 9 | 2 |
2496 | Yes, jousting is a bit more difficult. | 1.1781 | 0.04509 | 73 | 60 | 13 | 0 |
2497 | Prithee, hast thou seen a green bike? | 1.1781 | 0.04913 | 73 | 61 | 11 | 1 |
2498 | You bring new meaning to being passed. | 1.1781 | 0.04913 | 73 | 61 | 11 | 1 |
2499 | I'm training for the 'Tour de Gaul.' | 1.1781 | 0.04913 | 73 | 61 | 11 | 1 |
2500 | It's great for losing weight, but it's a lot of work keeping ahead of the rust inside. | 1.1781 | 0.04509 | 73 | 60 | 13 | 0 |
2501 | The hard part is tilting . | 1.1765 | 0.05107 | 68 | 57 | 10 | 1 |
2502 | i only wear this when cycling through central park... | 1.1765 | 0.05520 | 68 | 58 | 8 | 2 |
2503 | Baywatch was ok but I think I do my best work as Night Rider. | 1.1757 | 0.04852 | 74 | 62 | 11 | 1 |
2504 | They were out of Under Armour. | 1.1739 | 0.04596 | 69 | 57 | 12 | 0 |
2505 | ...and then he said, ‘sorry Carl, there’s not enough room at the table’. | 1.1739 | 0.05445 | 69 | 59 | 8 | 2 |
2506 | I don't usually do this, but I'm training for an Ironman. | 1.1739 | 0.04596 | 69 | 57 | 12 | 0 |
2507 | Me horse's saddle feels worse on me 'bum than usual! | 1.1714 | 0.05373 | 70 | 60 | 8 | 2 |
2508 | The Lady of the Lake was out of swords | 1.1714 | 0.04973 | 70 | 59 | 10 | 1 |
2509 | I have a handicap. My rear tire is deflated and so am I. | 1.1714 | 0.05745 | 70 | 61 | 6 | 3 |
2510 | Sorry, you’re looking for a different knight rider. | 1.1714 | 0.05745 | 70 | 61 | 6 | 3 |
2511 | Your Highness, I really shouldn't protect and text. | 1.1714 | 0.04973 | 70 | 59 | 10 | 1 |
2512 | I've just been sponsored by Over Armour. | 1.1714 | 0.05745 | 70 | 61 | 6 | 3 |
2513 | That rain shower was worse than I expected ! My hand is stuck ! | 1.1714 | 0.05373 | 70 | 60 | 8 | 2 |
2514 | She didn't believe that I worked at Medieval Times--had to prove it somehow! | 1.1714 | 0.04973 | 70 | 59 | 10 | 1 |
2515 | I haven't rode one of these in ages. | 1.1714 | 0.05745 | 70 | 61 | 6 | 3 |
2516 | Ye,can't be to safe. | 1.1714 | 0.06095 | 70 | 62 | 4 | 4 |
2517 | I dropped my damned lance, that's what!! | 1.1714 | 0.05745 | 70 | 61 | 6 | 3 |
2518 | I foresee dented taxi bumpers and flats! | 1.1714 | 0.04973 | 70 | 59 | 10 | 1 |
2519 | It’s the closest I could get to jousting. | 1.1714 | 0.04973 | 70 | 59 | 10 | 1 |
2520 | How was I supposed to know her father was general manager at Medieval Times? | 1.1714 | 0.04973 | 70 | 59 | 10 | 1 |
2521 | Mom, I've already found a use for my degree in medieval history. | 1.1714 | 0.04973 | 70 | 59 | 10 | 1 |
2522 | It just doesn't seem fair when the other knights use 4 wheeled mounts. | 1.1714 | 0.05373 | 70 | 60 | 8 | 2 |
2523 | I'm sorry, okay. I'm still stuck on outmoded ideas of courtly love. I thought you might like it. | 1.1714 | 0.04537 | 70 | 58 | 12 | 0 |
2524 | After you -- chivalry's not dead! | 1.1714 | 0.04973 | 70 | 59 | 10 | 1 |
2525 | Team Exxon: Rejects climate change and aerodynamics but pays females equal. | 1.1714 | 0.05373 | 70 | 60 | 8 | 2 |
2526 | But now, I'm way past the Paleo thing. | 1.1714 | 0.04973 | 70 | 59 | 10 | 1 |
2527 | I'm ahead by a whole bike length | 1.1714 | 0.05745 | 70 | 61 | 6 | 3 |
2528 | My lance is where? | 1.1714 | 0.04973 | 70 | 59 | 10 | 1 |
2529 | She said she was looking forward to entering her middle ages. | 1.1714 | 0.05373 | 70 | 60 | 8 | 2 |
2530 | It looks better than training wheels. | 1.1714 | 0.05373 | 70 | 60 | 8 | 2 |
2531 | No, Lois, it’s only an 8 speed. | 1.1714 | 0.04537 | 70 | 58 | 12 | 0 |
2532 | I hate these new machines you people call cars. In my days... | 1.1714 | 0.05373 | 70 | 60 | 8 | 2 |
2533 | Hey, I'm calling you; why aren't you answering your phone? | 1.1714 | 0.05373 | 70 | 60 | 8 | 2 |
2534 | No, it’s ArmORstrong. But I get that a lot. | 1.1714 | 0.04973 | 70 | 59 | 10 | 1 |
2535 | I figured lances, car doors; they're about the same hazzards. | 1.1714 | 0.04973 | 70 | 59 | 10 | 1 |
2536 | Since motorists have gotten worse, I need all the protection I can get. | 1.1714 | 0.05745 | 70 | 61 | 6 | 3 |
2537 | The potholes around here aren't THAT bad! | 1.1714 | 0.04537 | 70 | 58 | 12 | 0 |
2538 | It's faster than riding horseback but the rest stops are hell. | 1.1714 | 0.04973 | 70 | 59 | 10 | 1 |
2539 | I forgot my helmet! | 1.1714 | 0.04973 | 70 | 59 | 10 | 1 |
2540 | Can't talk, Cathy. I'm late for a bike joust. | 1.1714 | 0.06095 | 70 | 62 | 4 | 4 |
2541 | My trainer may have some out dated techniques, but now I have legs of steel. | 1.1714 | 0.05373 | 70 | 60 | 8 | 2 |
2542 | ...and so the kid goes, "Like, what chair, man"? | 1.1714 | 0.05373 | 70 | 60 | 8 | 2 |
2543 | Not exactly what I expected when you said wanna go for a night ride?? | 1.1714 | 0.04537 | 70 | 58 | 12 | 0 |
2544 | It's bike to work day. | 1.1714 | 0.04973 | 70 | 59 | 10 | 1 |
2545 | We can’t make it for dinner later…she says she wants a night in, shining armor. | 1.1714 | 0.04537 | 70 | 58 | 12 | 0 |
2546 | Knight riding under the stars | 1.1714 | 0.04973 | 70 | 59 | 10 | 1 |
2547 | I left my trusty steed in the 12th Century” | 1.1714 | 0.04973 | 70 | 59 | 10 | 1 |
2548 | My horse is lame today. | 1.1714 | 0.04537 | 70 | 58 | 12 | 0 |
2549 | Extra weight for the downhill is not fair! | 1.1714 | 0.05373 | 70 | 60 | 8 | 2 |
2550 | Any interest in joining our group, Knights of the Round Wheel? | 1.1714 | 0.04973 | 70 | 59 | 10 | 1 |
2551 | I’m looking for my Lance! | 1.1714 | 0.04973 | 70 | 59 | 10 | 1 |
2552 | My chain mail needs oiling! | 1.1714 | 0.05373 | 70 | 60 | 8 | 2 |
2553 | I guess I'm just looking to protect a broader range of body parts? | 1.1714 | 0.05373 | 70 | 60 | 8 | 2 |
2554 | I know it squeaks, but I maxed-out my Amazon account and couldn't order the visor lube. | 1.1714 | 0.04537 | 70 | 58 | 12 | 0 |
2555 | This is what I call a nightmare ride! | 1.1714 | 0.05373 | 70 | 60 | 8 | 2 |
2556 | But they said there is a three dollar an hour bump for the (k)night shift! | 1.1714 | 0.05373 | 70 | 60 | 8 | 2 |
2557 | Facial recognition software drives me nuts. | 1.1714 | 0.04537 | 70 | 58 | 12 | 0 |
2558 | I don't think this reboot of Knight Rider is gonna work out. | 1.1714 | 0.05373 | 70 | 60 | 8 | 2 |
2559 | I'm checking with OnStar now as to our whereabouts! | 1.1714 | 0.05373 | 70 | 60 | 8 | 2 |
2560 | Trusty steed. Ha! | 1.1714 | 0.04760 | 70 | 61 | 7 | 2 |
2561 | Lowering the face guard might benefit both of us. | 1.1714 | 0.05745 | 70 | 61 | 6 | 3 |
2562 | Joan, coming out is more normal than being a knight in armor cycling into battle. | 1.1714 | 0.04973 | 70 | 59 | 10 | 1 |
2563 | Just some protection in case I run over any BABs. | 1.1714 | 0.05745 | 70 | 61 | 6 | 3 |
2564 | But what does the sub-squad do? | 1.1714 | 0.05373 | 70 | 60 | 8 | 2 |
2565 | I prefer riding in the knight time. | 1.1714 | 0.05373 | 70 | 60 | 8 | 2 |
2566 | What Renaissance Festival? | 1.1714 | 0.04973 | 70 | 59 | 10 | 1 |
2567 | ...and insects are a REAL bitch! | 1.1714 | 0.05373 | 70 | 60 | 8 | 2 |
2568 | I don't want to be just a head in a jar. | 1.1714 | 0.04973 | 70 | 59 | 10 | 1 |
2569 | I thought RAGBRAI was some sort of Viking invasion. | 1.1714 | 0.05373 | 70 | 60 | 8 | 2 |
2570 | My horse is off today, enjoying his 4-day work week. | 1.1714 | 0.04973 | 70 | 59 | 10 | 1 |
2571 | Buy new pants?? I could have sworn you said you wanted to try my new lance! | 1.1714 | 0.04973 | 70 | 59 | 10 | 1 |
2572 | I think I need to take it in for a lube job, along with my bike. | 1.1714 | 0.04537 | 70 | 58 | 12 | 0 |
2573 | What the fuck is wrong with you? | 1.1714 | 0.05745 | 70 | 61 | 6 | 3 |
2574 | I've heard that medieval armor is the next best thing to air bags in your car! | 1.1714 | 0.04973 | 70 | 59 | 10 | 1 |
2575 | I warned you - it's all downhill from here!! | 1.1714 | 0.04537 | 70 | 58 | 12 | 0 |
2576 | Which way to the jousting competition? | 1.1714 | 0.04973 | 70 | 59 | 10 | 1 |
2577 | Out for a little knight riding? | 1.1714 | 0.05373 | 70 | 60 | 8 | 2 |
2578 | 80s Nostalgia is in, but a Knight Ride May have been too much | 1.1714 | 0.05373 | 70 | 60 | 8 | 2 |
2579 | Portland is so different. | 1.1714 | 0.04973 | 70 | 59 | 10 | 1 |
2580 | ... the difference is "Back To The Future" was just a movie AND they used a car!! | 1.1714 | 0.05373 | 70 | 60 | 8 | 2 |
2581 | Reception's still bad. Maybe I should try the tin hat again. | 1.1714 | 0.05373 | 70 | 60 | 8 | 2 |
2582 | You know you should carry a water bottle on your bike. These rides can really work up a sweat. | 1.1714 | 0.04537 | 70 | 58 | 12 | 0 |
2583 | Skid Road is the next exit. | 1.1714 | 0.05373 | 70 | 60 | 8 | 2 |
2584 | I'm returning the free suit that came with the helmet. | 1.1714 | 0.04973 | 70 | 59 | 10 | 1 |
2585 | I know by all outward appearances that my safety suit looks confining. But in reality, the bells of freedom are ringing loud and clear in this new crotchless version. | 1.1714 | 0.05745 | 70 | 61 | 6 | 3 |
2586 | I love your parents, but I’m not willing to go through airport security again. | 1.1714 | 0.04973 | 70 | 59 | 10 | 1 |
2587 | Okay, I agree with you. The whole suit of armour probably wasn't necessary | 1.1714 | 0.05373 | 70 | 60 | 8 | 2 |
2588 | Tell your manager that the armor is NOT bike friendly. | 1.1714 | 0.05745 | 70 | 61 | 6 | 3 |
2589 | The guy at the bike store said to wear a helmet | 1.1714 | 0.05373 | 70 | 60 | 8 | 2 |
2590 | My trusty steed's in the shoppe. | 1.1714 | 0.04973 | 70 | 59 | 10 | 1 |
2591 | I’m prepared should I fall from my trusty steed. | 1.1714 | 0.04537 | 70 | 58 | 12 | 0 |
2592 | And yet I'm still getting catcalled. | 1.1714 | 0.04973 | 70 | 59 | 10 | 1 |
2593 | She’s already started on the Tin Man jokes... now what? | 1.1714 | 0.05373 | 70 | 60 | 8 | 2 |
2594 | On your right. And do you know where I can buy a turkey leg drumstick? | 1.1714 | 0.05745 | 70 | 61 | 6 | 3 |
2595 | I thought I asked you to bring Lance | 1.1690 | 0.05302 | 71 | 61 | 8 | 2 |
2596 | I feel safer, but if the urge to go comes, I may regret this. | 1.1644 | 0.05166 | 73 | 63 | 8 | 2 |
2597 | My horse is in the shop so I’m stuck biking. | 1.1642 | 0.05031 | 67 | 57 | 9 | 1 |
2598 | Damn I forgot my shades. | 1.1642 | 0.05462 | 67 | 58 | 7 | 2 |
2599 | I don’t think exercise would get you under the weight limit for the ride | 1.1642 | 0.05031 | 67 | 57 | 9 | 1 |
2600 | It worked for Ghost Rider. | 1.1642 | 0.04560 | 67 | 56 | 11 | 0 |
2601 | Dorothy, this is the Yellow Brick Road. | 1.1642 | 0.05862 | 67 | 59 | 5 | 3 |
2602 | I'm safer sure, but I keep getting flat tires. | 1.1642 | 0.05031 | 67 | 57 | 9 | 1 |
2603 | I've always been a knight owl. | 1.1642 | 0.05031 | 67 | 57 | 9 | 1 |
2604 | Looks like rain, did you bring the oil can! | 1.1642 | 0.05031 | 67 | 57 | 9 | 1 |
2605 | No, I ordered Chainmail oil, not Chain oil. Seriously, what year is this? | 1.1642 | 0.05462 | 67 | 58 | 7 | 2 |
2606 | My yellow jersey's at the cleaners | 1.1642 | 0.05462 | 67 | 58 | 7 | 2 |
2607 | I thought I heard talk about a lance and needing to make sure my arms were strong... | 1.1642 | 0.04560 | 67 | 56 | 11 | 0 |
2608 | This is my "Uber-All" bike outfit designed to protect me from all opening taxi doors. | 1.1642 | 0.05031 | 67 | 57 | 9 | 1 |
2609 | So tell me. How do you like your telemarketing job? | 1.1642 | 0.05462 | 67 | 58 | 7 | 2 |
2610 | I'm training for the Tour de Medieval France | 1.1642 | 0.04560 | 67 | 56 | 11 | 0 |
2611 | I'd fit in perfectly at a lobster boil. | 1.1642 | 0.05031 | 67 | 57 | 9 | 1 |
2612 | Oh. Sorry. I meant night-riding. | 1.1642 | 0.05462 | 67 | 58 | 7 | 2 |
2613 | G’day, Sheryl of Cheshire Apartments! | 1.1642 | 0.05462 | 67 | 58 | 7 | 2 |
2614 | M'lady | 1.1642 | 0.05031 | 67 | 57 | 9 | 1 |
2615 | I'm ready for preventable accidents." | 1.1642 | 0.05462 | 67 | 58 | 7 | 2 |
2616 | Queens are doing the slaying now, so we got demoted to bikes. | 1.1642 | 0.05462 | 67 | 58 | 7 | 2 |
2617 | You aught to wear something wither higher visibility when riding at knight | 1.1642 | 0.04560 | 67 | 56 | 11 | 0 |
2618 | In Game of Thrones they never take them off. | 1.1642 | 0.04560 | 67 | 56 | 11 | 0 |
2619 | On your right, Hasselhoff. | 1.1642 | 0.04560 | 67 | 56 | 11 | 0 |
2620 | I'm better at jousting than long distances. | 1.1642 | 0.05031 | 67 | 57 | 9 | 1 |
2621 | Sponsored by Armor All. Why? | 1.1642 | 0.04560 | 67 | 56 | 11 | 0 |
2622 | Aerodynamics are sweet. The chaffing is medieval. | 1.1642 | 0.05862 | 67 | 59 | 5 | 3 |
2623 | I'm afraid the yellow jersey won't stretch to fit over my breastplate. | 1.1642 | 0.04560 | 67 | 56 | 11 | 0 |
2624 | I’ll do whatever it takes to win! | 1.1642 | 0.04560 | 67 | 56 | 11 | 0 |
2625 | I told them I needed a quarter horse, not a bicycle course. How much farther? | 1.1642 | 0.04801 | 67 | 59 | 6 | 2 |
2626 | With today's drivers, you can't be too careful. | 1.1642 | 0.05462 | 67 | 58 | 7 | 2 |
2627 | Wish I were Lance ArmStrong | 1.1642 | 0.05862 | 67 | 59 | 5 | 3 |
2628 | I think this is more suited to winter riding. | 1.1642 | 0.05031 | 67 | 57 | 9 | 1 |
2629 | I'm busy all day, so I only have time for knight rides. | 1.1642 | 0.05031 | 67 | 57 | 9 | 1 |
2630 | Tell Merlin his shortcut didn't quite work, sire. | 1.1642 | 0.05031 | 67 | 57 | 9 | 1 |
2631 | My jousting horse lost a shoe. | 1.1642 | 0.04560 | 67 | 56 | 11 | 0 |
2632 | I forgot my lance! | 1.1642 | 0.03743 | 67 | 57 | 10 | 0 |
2633 | This route goes past Trump Tower and Bergdorfs so I'm not taking any chances. | 1.1642 | 0.05462 | 67 | 58 | 7 | 2 |
2634 | Yeah, I found this suit of armor at my local Goodwill. It was a total steel! | 1.1642 | 0.05031 | 67 | 57 | 9 | 1 |
2635 | I never had to worry about my fertility on my last steed. | 1.1642 | 0.05031 | 67 | 57 | 9 | 1 |
2636 | If there’s a chink in my armor, it’s the downhills | 1.1642 | 0.05462 | 67 | 58 | 7 | 2 |
2637 | The armor doesn't obviate the insanity. | 1.1642 | 0.05462 | 67 | 58 | 7 | 2 |
2638 | Is that to protect your body when you fall? Not really, it’s to protect my identity on Amazon Prime Day. | 1.1642 | 0.05462 | 67 | 58 | 7 | 2 |
2639 | Why don't we just cross the finish line together, holding hands? | 1.1642 | 0.05862 | 67 | 59 | 5 | 3 |
2640 | It’s late, good night. | 1.1642 | 0.05031 | 67 | 57 | 9 | 1 |
2641 | I misread "safe guard protection" in the description. | 1.1642 | 0.05462 | 67 | 58 | 7 | 2 |
2642 | That homeless guy looked like Trump, Praise be. | 1.1642 | 0.05862 | 67 | 59 | 5 | 3 |
2643 | What do mean a night ride?! | 1.1642 | 0.05462 | 67 | 58 | 7 | 2 |
2644 | Ni! Ni! Night My Lady | 1.1642 | 0.05031 | 67 | 57 | 9 | 1 |
2645 | Ya, bike chain lubricant is pretty versatile. | 1.1642 | 0.04560 | 67 | 56 | 11 | 0 |
2646 | En-garde. On your right. | 1.1642 | 0.05031 | 67 | 57 | 9 | 1 |
2647 | "I ran out of sun screen." | 1.1642 | 0.04560 | 67 | 56 | 11 | 0 |
2648 | No wonder your wearing body armor. Dumbass | 1.1642 | 0.05462 | 67 | 58 | 7 | 2 |
2649 | This isn’t exactly what I had in mind when you said we’d ride off into the sunset together. | 1.1642 | 0.05031 | 67 | 57 | 9 | 1 |
2650 | Is it dangerous? Do I need my mace? | 1.1642 | 0.05031 | 67 | 57 | 9 | 1 |
2651 | I choose to wear all this armor when cycling because of all the jerks that are looking at their iPhones instead of the roads. | 1.1642 | 0.05031 | 67 | 57 | 9 | 1 |
2652 | The name’s Lancelot, but you can just call me Lance | 1.1642 | 0.05031 | 67 | 57 | 9 | 1 |
2653 | I Charlemagne am invincible on my fiery steed Tencendur! | 1.1642 | 0.05462 | 67 | 58 | 7 | 2 |
2654 | do you think this will give me enough sun protection ? | 1.1642 | 0.05462 | 67 | 58 | 7 | 2 |
2655 | Can I call you back? I have to change gears on my steed. | 1.1642 | 0.04560 | 67 | 56 | 11 | 0 |
2656 | What am I doing? Being a knight in shining armor, of course. | 1.1642 | 0.05031 | 67 | 57 | 9 | 1 |
2657 | You sure don't want to drop your phone at this speed; better hold it with both hands. | 1.1642 | 0.05031 | 67 | 57 | 9 | 1 |
2658 | Vision Zero is running low on ideas since the Bike Mayor is spending all his time in Iowa. | 1.1642 | 0.05862 | 67 | 59 | 5 | 3 |
2659 | Her Ladyship has gone vegan. | 1.1642 | 0.05031 | 67 | 57 | 9 | 1 |
2660 | I told you you had to readjust your helmet! | 1.1642 | 0.04560 | 67 | 56 | 11 | 0 |
2661 | I would regret it if it wasn’t 40% off retail | 1.1642 | 0.05462 | 67 | 58 | 7 | 2 |
2662 | Find me on TikTok, @lancelot_armourstrong! | 1.1642 | 0.05862 | 67 | 59 | 5 | 3 |
2663 | Good knight to you, sir! | 1.1642 | 0.04560 | 67 | 56 | 11 | 0 |
2664 | Calling me Sir Bikes-a-lot isn't helping. | 1.1642 | 0.05862 | 67 | 59 | 5 | 3 |
2665 | We missed the last turn? | 1.1642 | 0.05031 | 67 | 57 | 9 | 1 |
2666 | This is one lazy-ass horse. | 1.1642 | 0.05862 | 67 | 59 | 5 | 3 |
2667 | No, I don't know of a good fender repair shop. | 1.1642 | 0.05462 | 67 | 58 | 7 | 2 |
2668 | Where is my Lance, Armstrong? I don't get it. | 1.1642 | 0.05462 | 67 | 58 | 7 | 2 |
2669 | Ride and talk don't Ride and Text. | 1.1642 | 0.05031 | 67 | 57 | 9 | 1 |
2670 | Knights of the Cross?? I thought they said Knights of the Cross-Training! | 1.1642 | 0.05031 | 67 | 57 | 9 | 1 |
2671 | No, I said chain oil, not chain mail. | 1.1642 | 0.05462 | 67 | 58 | 7 | 2 |
2672 | I see the Middle Ages are ahead of me. | 1.1642 | 0.05031 | 67 | 57 | 9 | 1 |
2673 | Why yes; I am the knight rider. | 1.1642 | 0.05462 | 67 | 58 | 7 | 2 |
2674 | Mark Twain and King Arthur said hi | 1.1642 | 0.05462 | 67 | 58 | 7 | 2 |
2675 | I meant as in "night and day".... | 1.1642 | 0.04560 | 67 | 56 | 11 | 0 |
2676 | I'm saving a ton of money on carrots. | 1.1642 | 0.05462 | 67 | 58 | 7 | 2 |
2677 | Whoops, it’s time for me to re-lube again. | 1.1642 | 0.05462 | 67 | 58 | 7 | 2 |
2678 | Since I got married, riding a bicycle hasn't been what it used to be. | 1.1642 | 0.05031 | 67 | 57 | 9 | 1 |
2679 | I have taken peyote/mushrooms twice therefore I am ahead of you and the smog. | 1.1642 | 0.05462 | 67 | 58 | 7 | 2 |
2680 | HIS idea of a chastity belt. | 1.1642 | 0.05462 | 67 | 58 | 7 | 2 |
2681 | It's my Halloween costume. I'm a Knight Rider. | 1.1642 | 0.05462 | 67 | 58 | 7 | 2 |
2682 | Pretty sure I said to buy the Under Ar mour cycling gear... | 1.1642 | 0.04560 | 67 | 56 | 11 | 0 |
2683 | 'I know you got a great deal, but did it include brakes?' | 1.1642 | 0.05862 | 67 | 59 | 5 | 3 |
2684 | You misunderstood. It's a product that makes your tires shine. | 1.1642 | 0.05031 | 67 | 57 | 9 | 1 |
2685 | These throwback trends are getting out of hand. | 1.1642 | 0.05862 | 67 | 59 | 5 | 3 |
2686 | There's a mongrel on this ride I can't wait to have bite me. | 1.1642 | 0.05462 | 67 | 58 | 7 | 2 |
2687 | I can buy the helmet and gloves, but the greaves are killing me. | 1.1642 | 0.04560 | 67 | 56 | 11 | 0 |
2688 | I have to hold the visor up like this while riding - otherwise my vision is zero. | 1.1642 | 0.04560 | 67 | 56 | 11 | 0 |
2689 | The actual jousting part of it doesn't appeal to me. | 1.1642 | 0.05031 | 67 | 57 | 9 | 1 |
2690 | The salesman said it’s required for night rides. | 1.1642 | 0.04560 | 67 | 56 | 11 | 0 |
2691 | Good knight! It's hot ride today. | 1.1642 | 0.04560 | 67 | 56 | 11 | 0 |
2692 | I’ll feel safer. The knights drive very aggressively. | 1.1642 | 0.05462 | 67 | 58 | 7 | 2 |
2693 | What? Knight riding’s no picnic... | 1.1642 | 0.05862 | 67 | 59 | 5 | 3 |
2694 | Now you're ready to take on Manhattan. | 1.1642 | 0.04560 | 67 | 56 | 11 | 0 |
2695 | You've heard of performance enhancing drugs? Well this is a performance degrading drug, except its not actually a drug, it is a kind of uniform to give protection. It is made out of metal which is very heavy and makes it hard to move these pedals. | 1.1642 | 0.04560 | 67 | 56 | 11 | 0 |
2696 | And that's why I gave up swimming. | 1.1642 | 0.05462 | 67 | 58 | 7 | 2 |
2697 | Today, I'm a bike messenger, but you know the advice. | 1.1642 | 0.05031 | 67 | 57 | 9 | 1 |
2698 | Why , I wear under armour,of course | 1.1642 | 0.05462 | 67 | 58 | 7 | 2 |
2699 | What? You're having an acrophobia moment? We're just on a path CALLED the High Line! | 1.1642 | 0.05862 | 67 | 59 | 5 | 3 |
2700 | My horse showed me a great shortcut this way. | 1.1642 | 0.05031 | 67 | 57 | 9 | 1 |
2701 | I'm not only better protected, but I also burn more calories. | 1.1642 | 0.04560 | 67 | 56 | 11 | 0 |
2702 | Maybe some Under Armor would help.. | 1.1642 | 0.05031 | 67 | 57 | 9 | 1 |
2703 | Sometimes your knight and shining armor forgets his horse | 1.1642 | 0.05031 | 67 | 57 | 9 | 1 |
2704 | It would be more convincing if your tires weren't exposed. | 1.1642 | 0.05031 | 67 | 57 | 9 | 1 |
2705 | Jeff, don’t you think you’ve taken the 'Ironman' a little too literal?" | 1.1642 | 0.04560 | 67 | 56 | 11 | 0 |
2706 | I'm not taking any chances. You would be horrified by the number of bicyclers killed in this city every year. | 1.1642 | 0.05462 | 67 | 58 | 7 | 2 |
2707 | Over Armour...Over Armour! I'm in on the ground floor. | 1.1642 | 0.05462 | 67 | 58 | 7 | 2 |
2708 | Now, this is a helmet. | 1.1642 | 0.04560 | 67 | 56 | 11 | 0 |
2709 | My electronic helmet is giving a beep that I love you. | 1.1642 | 0.05462 | 67 | 58 | 7 | 2 |
2710 | It's actually 'Sir Douchebag' | 1.1642 | 0.05462 | 67 | 58 | 7 | 2 |
2711 | Bill, hold for a minute. I dropped my lance. | 1.1642 | 0.05031 | 67 | 57 | 9 | 1 |
2712 | I never learned to drive, but loved the old series Knight Rider. | 1.1642 | 0.05031 | 67 | 57 | 9 | 1 |
2713 | You should get an endorsement from Under Armour for wearing that Body Armor! | 1.1642 | 0.05462 | 67 | 58 | 7 | 2 |
2714 | I made everything from recycled materials. | 1.1642 | 0.04560 | 67 | 56 | 11 | 0 |
2715 | “Safety – It's Never Enough” | 1.1642 | 0.05031 | 67 | 57 | 9 | 1 |
2716 | Hi, I'm Knightrider, passing on your left. | 1.1642 | 0.05862 | 67 | 59 | 5 | 3 |
2717 | I just find Over Armour to be much more durable. | 1.1642 | 0.05031 | 67 | 57 | 9 | 1 |
2718 | Hey, don't text and drive! I'm right here. | 1.1642 | 0.04560 | 67 | 56 | 11 | 0 |
2719 | Is that 5G? | 1.1642 | 0.05031 | 67 | 57 | 9 | 1 |
2720 | Don't you think biking when we could've just taken an Uber is a bit medieval? | 1.1642 | 0.05031 | 67 | 57 | 9 | 1 |
2721 | I am going downtown. | 1.1642 | 0.05462 | 67 | 58 | 7 | 2 |
2722 | The drag on my body is reduced; the less drag on, the better. | 1.1642 | 0.05862 | 67 | 59 | 5 | 3 |
2723 | Old technologies are good technologies. | 1.1642 | 0.04560 | 67 | 56 | 11 | 0 |
2724 | Didn't do the laundry this week. | 1.1642 | 0.05031 | 67 | 57 | 9 | 1 |
2725 | Forsooth, I’m being chased on the Highline. Bring my mace and hurry thyself. | 1.1642 | 0.05462 | 67 | 58 | 7 | 2 |
2726 | Want to race to the Dark Ages? | 1.1642 | 0.05462 | 67 | 58 | 7 | 2 |
2727 | Joust, schmoust. Let's just ride. | 1.1642 | 0.05462 | 67 | 58 | 7 | 2 |
2728 | Aye, my stallion is mechanic, what of it, Karen? | 1.1642 | 0.05031 | 67 | 57 | 9 | 1 |
2729 | Yes and my bike also comes with the latest super light carbon fiber alloy frame! | 1.1642 | 0.03743 | 67 | 57 | 10 | 0 |
2730 | I'm allergic to sunlight. | 1.1642 | 0.05031 | 67 | 57 | 9 | 1 |
2731 | You mean these triggers aren't for the torpedos? | 1.1642 | 0.04305 | 67 | 58 | 8 | 1 |
2732 | I am training for the Joan of Arc Tour De France. | 1.1642 | 0.05031 | 67 | 57 | 9 | 1 |
2733 | I'll be molting soon. | 1.1642 | 0.05462 | 67 | 58 | 7 | 2 |
2734 | That’s taking being a road warrior a little far, don’t you think? | 1.1642 | 0.05462 | 67 | 58 | 7 | 2 |
2735 | This is the very latest in athletic fashion it | 1.1642 | 0.05862 | 67 | 59 | 5 | 3 |
2736 | I think you misunderstood about being cool in Under Armor. | 1.1642 | 0.05462 | 67 | 58 | 7 | 2 |
2737 | Your supposed to be on a white horse. | 1.1642 | 0.05031 | 67 | 57 | 9 | 1 |
2738 | I'm protecting myself from 5G! | 1.1642 | 0.05462 | 67 | 58 | 7 | 2 |
2739 | Obey the traffic laws, and you can wear shorts | 1.1642 | 0.05462 | 67 | 58 | 7 | 2 |
2740 | I thought you said that we were riding a Centurion. | 1.1642 | 0.04560 | 67 | 56 | 11 | 0 |
2741 | Look, I know I'm not dreaming - most drivers are aiming at us. | 1.1642 | 0.05031 | 67 | 57 | 9 | 1 |
2742 | I want everything to be carbon fibre. | 1.1642 | 0.04560 | 67 | 56 | 11 | 0 |
2743 | Leave the phone at home and save some money on your wardrobe. | 1.1642 | 0.05031 | 67 | 57 | 9 | 1 |
2744 | Did they have to hoist you onto your mount with a crane? | 1.1642 | 0.05462 | 67 | 58 | 7 | 2 |
2745 | This iron woman contest is ridiculous | 1.1642 | 0.05462 | 67 | 58 | 7 | 2 |
2746 | In fact I wear it all the time in case the knight in shining armor pun presents itself. | 1.1642 | 0.05031 | 67 | 57 | 9 | 1 |
2747 | I’m one of the founding members of Knights on Bikes. | 1.1642 | 0.05031 | 67 | 57 | 9 | 1 |
2748 | The armor’s carbon fiber, too - very light but doesn’t breathe... | 1.1642 | 0.05031 | 67 | 57 | 9 | 1 |
2749 | Chivalry isn't dead, but it could lose some weight. | 1.1642 | 0.05862 | 67 | 59 | 5 | 3 |
2750 | But everyone was wearing this during the Tour de Franks... | 1.1642 | 0.05031 | 67 | 57 | 9 | 1 |
2751 | Cool, but how do you deal with nature in that outfit? | 1.1642 | 0.05462 | 67 | 58 | 7 | 2 |
2752 | Wasn’t there suppose to be a jousting segment in this triathlon? | 1.1642 | 0.05031 | 67 | 57 | 9 | 1 |
2753 | This codpiece seems to be limiting my mobility. | 1.1642 | 0.04560 | 67 | 56 | 11 | 0 |
2754 | You wouldn't believe how hard it is to find parking for a horse! | 1.1642 | 0.05031 | 67 | 57 | 9 | 1 |
2755 | bicycle is the new white horse | 1.1642 | 0.05462 | 67 | 58 | 7 | 2 |
2756 | My horse left me to work for Medieval Times | 1.1642 | 0.04560 | 67 | 56 | 11 | 0 |
2757 | Do you still name them? | 1.1642 | 0.05031 | 67 | 57 | 9 | 1 |
2758 | You know George I liked you better when you were a squire. | 1.1642 | 0.04305 | 67 | 58 | 8 | 1 |
2759 | Good Knight, sir! Pay attention to the road! | 1.1642 | 0.05031 | 67 | 57 | 9 | 1 |
2760 | Just to let you know that's a dragon not an airplane" | 1.1642 | 0.05862 | 67 | 59 | 5 | 3 |
2761 | I don't think this medieval skin care routine is working out for me | 1.1642 | 0.05031 | 67 | 57 | 9 | 1 |
2762 | My day job is a bike courier. | 1.1642 | 0.05462 | 67 | 58 |