Contest #668


Cartoon

668

The winning captions

These captions are chosen by The New Yorker.

  1. “I’m sorry. I’ve been burned too many times.”
  2. “Look, damsels say all sorts of things in distress.”
  3. “I only like you as a friend, weapon, and means of travel.”


Name Value
Submission deadline 2019-06-30T22:42:00.000Z
Voting started -
Voting ended 2019-07-21T22:44:00.000Z
Finalists announced 2019-07-15T22:42:00.000Z
Magazine(s) announcing finalists issued July 22, 2019
Number of captions 4148
Number of responses 796524
Number of participants -


Dashboard

In this table, the "mean" means the empirically measured average funniness score when the "unfunny", "somewhat funny" and "funny" receive a funniness score of 1, 2, 3 respectively. "Precison" is the standard error of the mean, the standard deviation of the mean estimate. With that, a caption with an empirical mean μ and precision σ has true mean in the range [μ - 2σ, μ + 2σ] with 95% probability by the 68-95-99.7 rule assuming the responses are indepedent and identically distributed.

Rank Caption Mean Precision Total votes "Unfunny" votes "Somewhat funny" votes "Funny" votes
0 I’m sorry. I’ve been burned too many times. 2.0983 0.00726 11468 2968 4409 4091
1 Sorry Puff, but the magic is gone. 2.0804 0.00661 13577 3540 5412 4625
2 Give me a minute while I slip into something a little less flammable. 2.0739 0.00674 12710 3264 5257 4189
3 Well, if you must know, I'm in the middle of a one knight stand" 2.0575 0.00741 11608 3411 4131 4066
4 Yes, yes, I mythed you too. 2.0482 0.00830 9559 2932 3237 3390
5 I'll be honest with you. It's your breath. 2.0365 0.00729 11385 3255 4464 3666
6 ...look, I know that cough was an accident, but they were my parents.. 2.0264 0.00762 11281 3558 3872 3851
7 Well you don't look anything like your picture either! 1.9743 0.00795 9902 3242 3677 2983
8 No... I said slay the knight, not stay the night! 1.9658 0.00840 9036 3062 3230 2744
9 Look, damsels say all sorts of things in distress. 1.9625 0.00813 8926 2834 3603 2489
10 I told you, Puff, the magic's gone. 1.8791 0.00804 9351 3492 3512 2347
11 Well, if it isn’t my old flame. 1.8673 0.00855 8009 2958 3161 1890
12 Honey! Your mother's here! 1.8571 0.00892 8624 3672 2516 2436
13 No, thanks. I've been burned too many times before. 1.7773 0.01829 1688 706 652 330
14 If Mother asks,you're a Jewish doctor under a spell. 1.7748 0.00935 7069 3175 2318 1576
15 Oh sure. Now that Game of Thrones is over and you're out of work, you come crawling back. 1.7716 0.00946 6423 2761 2374 1288
16 Ever since I kissed that frog, it just never ends 1.7521 0.01080 4958 2199 1789 970
17 Come around to the serpent's entrance. 1.7411 0.01007 5956 2787 1931 1238
18 Oh good. You’re here. The pilot light just went out. 1.7403 0.00939 6187 2727 2351 1109
19 I'm sorry, but it's over between us, you've burned too many bridges. 1.7380 0.00906 6732 2984 2533 1215
20 I suppose Tinder means something different to you. 1.7234 0.01399 3004 1416 1004 584
21 Ahh, just in time. We're making Creme Brulee. 1.6911 0.01068 4794 2285 1707 802
22 It’s not a sneeze when you burn a village, Carl. 1.6871 0.01112 4340 2079 1549 712
23 When I said "Toast the King!" I meant something quite different. 1.6836 0.01161 4122 2020 1393 709
24 I hope that's your tail? 1.6722 0.01073 5253 2750 1482 1021
25 No, the dragon lady is one moat over. 1.6634 0.01391 2724 1330 981 413
26 Just so you know, Dad has terrible gas.Try not to set him off. 1.6613 0.01160 4234 2178 1317 739
27 Sorry,I don't date guys who smoke. 1.6504 0.01025 4857 2403 1756 698
28 No, I do not want to frolic in the autumn mist. 1.6451 0.01084 4548 2315 1535 698
29 No, I quite clearly said I was a drag queen. 1.6414 0.01248 3720 2009 1046 665
30 Two puny pansies won’t get me to lift the spell, Gregory. 1.6398 0.01996 1391 726 440 225
31 You seem sweet but I've been burned by guys like you before. 1.6384 0.01124 3863 1896 1469 498
32 Looks like we both lied on our dating profile. 1.6370 0.01207 3449 1719 1263 467
33 She refuses to leave the castle until her eyebrows grow back. 1.6318 0.01123 3982 2020 1415 547
34 Sorry, Puff. The magic is gone. 1.6256 0.01283 3288 1735 1049 504
35 Just five more minutes; she wants to look asbestos she can. 1.6051 0.01635 2160 1218 577 365
36 Hold on darling, Let me turn off the smoke detectors. 1.5948 0.01237 3129 1652 1098 379
37 Wait here while I slip into something a little more flame retardant. 1.5889 0.01382 2379 1230 897 252
38 Eat Trump first, then we'll talk about a date!!! 1.5884 0.01455 2772 1628 661 483
39 Is that a tail, or are you just happy to see me? 1.5727 0.01482 2413 1385 678 350
40 I've found a new flame. 1.5667 0.01492 2174 1201 714 259
41 Are you done fuming? 1.5616 0.01817 1460 812 476 172
42 The gate isn’t the only thing you’re not going to fit into 1.5608 0.01523 2309 1360 608 341
43 This is White Castle. You want the White House. 1.5515 0.01939 1467 881 363 223
44 My old flame! 1.5512 0.02038 1152 650 369 133
45 Do you think you can control what comes out of your mouth this time? 1.5443 0.01699 1670 956 519 195
46 I only like you as a friend, weapon, and means of travel. 1.5401 0.01927 1322 768 394 160
47 I KNOW that my posting said that I liked hot men, but this, this is ridiculous! 1.5385 0.03232 468 272 140 56
48 Of course we're voting for you! Anyone but Trump! 1.5344 0.02047 1293 791 313 189
49 Obviously you’re much hotter than I even imagined. 1.5296 0.01809 1437 842 432 163
50 Look I'm not going to tell you again, the restraining order says you have to stay in a land Far Far Away. 1.5274 0.01882 1276 732 415 129
51 Hold on while I go change into something more flame resistant. 1.5193 0.01910 1242 723 393 126
52 Mom! Someone from the Trump 2020 campaign is here! 1.5182 0.02143 1125 692 283 150
53 I've prepared my parents - just don't say anything about your religion. 1.5177 0.03306 452 273 124 55
54 Breathe a word and I'm toast. 1.5174 0.02043 1152 689 330 133
55 I know you've been singeing other girls. 1.5105 0.03343 380 219 128 33
56 I loved your s’mores, but last night was dark, and I was drunk. 1.4978 0.02208 926 558 275 93
57 She said to tell you thanks for the proposal, but we’ve decided to go with solar. 1.4922 0.02350 829 507 236 86
58 It's time you met my family. Mom and Dad will be fine, but watch out for my brother George. He thinks he's a saint. 1.4921 0.02316 821 495 248 78
59 Every time I say yes to a profile without a photo I get burned. 1.4918 0.02284 858 533 233 92
60 I know your profile says,‘Together, we can set the world on fire,’ but this is not what I was expecting... 1.4918 0.02304 858 524 246 88
61 You kiss one frog and all the weirdos come out. 1.4918 0.02343 856 529 233 94
62 Who shows up naked on the 1st date?! 1.4918 0.02338 856 528 235 93
63 Sorry, but the Princess only dates toads. 1.4918 0.02343 856 529 233 94
64 It's not that you're a dragon. I'm just gay. 1.4885 0.02377 825 511 225 89
65 I have to be honest—it’s your breath. 1.4870 0.02308 809 488 248 73
66 It’s not you, it’s me... Well maybe it is you. 1.4870 0.02375 805 495 228 82
67 I can’t. My husband is already asking questions about the headboard being scorched. 1.4859 0.02500 708 432 208 68
68 You burned that bridge a long time ago. 1.4851 0.02310 808 489 246 73
69 Oh! It's you again. I'm waiting for a frog. 1.4847 0.02414 784 490 210 84
70 I'm sorry, she went out for the knight. 1.4846 0.02686 650 406 173 71
71 There's nothing worse than a woman scorched. 1.4841 0.02484 754 470 203 81
72 You are even hotter than you looked on Tinder! 1.4833 0.02457 780 489 205 86
73 I only date frogs. 1.4824 0.02467 767 480 204 83
74 If he found out, he'd slay both of us. 1.4817 0.02399 766 470 223 73
75 Do you think a few flowers will make me forget about what you did to the drapes? 1.4805 0.02447 745 460 212 73
76 She went with the frog. 1.4805 0.02484 745 465 202 78
77 Are you the emotional support animal my doctor sent over? 1.4788 0.02458 731 451 210 70
78 She’ll be down in a minute, Jeff. She’s just painting her scales. 1.4788 0.02511 731 458 196 77
79 Sorry, father says I cannot date a Reptublican whose every breath increases global warming 1.4767 0.02851 602 387 143 72
80 It won’t work.....our couple name would be DragQueen 1.4742 0.02597 698 444 177 77
81 OK, you can come in, but please try not to sneeze this time. 1.4741 0.02383 694 415 229 50
82 I thought you died in Season 7, so I got married. 1.4741 0.02523 694 434 192 68
83 Sorry, she eloped with the frog. 1.4740 0.02532 692 431 194 67
84 It's not you, it's me. Well, maybe it's the whole fire breathing thing too. 1.4739 0.02470 690 422 209 59
85 I know. I know. But sweetie - the Middle Ages just aren't ready for a mixed marriage. 1.4709 0.02571 671 420 186 65
86 On the internet you said you were a dragoon. 1.4661 0.02647 635 401 172 62
87 Please clarify what you mean by “you want to have me for dinner” 1.4617 0.02624 613 383 177 53
88 Yes, I did say I liked Dungeons and Dragons... 1.4612 0.02607 605 375 181 49
89 Thanks for the flowers, just don't blow me a kiss. 1.4610 0.02696 603 382 164 57
90 Who shall I say is calling? 1.4595 0.02468 592 388 150 54
91 George! It's for you. 1.4592 0.02787 588 379 148 61
92 I don't identify as a dragon any more. 1.4588 0.02783 595 385 147 63
93 But you have such small hands! 1.4577 0.02721 579 366 161 52
94 My dad will kill you if those are from his garden. 1.4573 0.02670 586 370 165 51
95 Forget it, I've been burned too many times. 1.4558 0.02591 577 354 183 40
96 Don’t breathe a word of this to anyone. 1.4545 0.02747 561 355 157 49
97 It's not you. It's just that I've been burned before." 1.4532 0.02776 556 354 152 50
98 Just an old flame calling. 1.4531 0.02806 554 355 147 52
99 When I say I want to feel fireworks when I kiss a guy I don't mean literally. 1.4510 0.02756 541 341 156 44
100 Frankly, I was expecting a frog. 1.4507 0.02863 548 356 137 55
101 This gives a whole new meaning to the term "a hot date". 1.4505 0.02775 546 347 152 47
102 Nice, but it doesn't change the fact that I said you needed to 'Meet my parents' and I clearly made the 'M' sound. 1.4498 0.02889 538 350 134 54
103 No can do. Last time I let an animal in, it was filled with Greeks. 1.4498 0.02877 538 349 136 53
104 Come back later, my parents are having the whole “lock her in a tower” conversation 1.4496 0.02728 496 313 147 36
105 What happens if I say no? 1.4489 0.02889 519 334 137 48
106 One quick thing: My dad doesn’t know you’re black. 1.4478 0.02932 527 345 128 54
107 Sorry, I don't date old flames. 1.4464 0.02886 513 330 137 46
108 Well yes, my profile did say I enjoy adventure travel and barbecue. 1.4455 0.02829 514 327 145 42
109 And this is really important - if he asks, tell him you’ll convert. 1.4455 0.02855 514 329 141 44
110 You burned that bridge, buddy! 1.4453 0.02929 512 333 130 49
111 I like you, really, but I just feel like I'm gonna get burned in the end. 1.4436 0.02794 505 318 150 37
112 Enchanted, I'm sure. 1.4429 0.02810 508 322 147 39
113 I suppose I did ask Merlin to conjure up a hot date. 1.4429 0.02873 499 319 139 41
114 Hold on while I change into my best asbestos! 1.4420 0.02819 509 324 145 40
115 That’s the last time I go on Cinder. 1.4413 0.03058 494 329 112 53
116 I don’t want flowers; I want you to stop acting like a monster. 1.4411 0.02985 492 322 123 47
117 Flowers won't bring back my unicorn. 1.4408 0.02966 490 319 126 45
118 Yes, I am the damsel in this dress. 1.4398 0.02928 482 310 132 40
119 I'm sorry, but you've burned too many bridges. 1.4376 0.02747 473 302 139 32
120 You're sweet—but I could never date someone who smokes 1.4375 0.03066 480 319 112 49
121 I want her back by ten, and alive. 1.4362 0.02948 470 303 129 38
122 You look just like your tapestry. 1.4362 0.02790 470 303 133 34
123 A fortuitous entreaty; yes I WOULD like to set the night on fire! 1.4356 0.02981 466 302 125 39
124 My father wants to know if you're Jewish. 1.4353 0.03036 464 304 118 42
125 Before I decide, any former flames I should know about? 1.4350 0.02936 469 302 130 37
126 And whom may I say is calling? 1.4350 0.02983 469 305 124 40
127 I hope you brought some protection? 1.4350 0.03175 469 318 98 53
128 Daddy wants to know what kind of dragon has a name like Puff. 1.4345 0.03126 458 305 107 46
129 If my parents ask, just say you're an accountant. 1.4336 0.03029 452 294 120 38
130 She’s still in the hospital from the last kiss you blew to her 1.4333 0.03084 457 302 112 43
131 It's over. I'm dating a fireman. 1.4330 0.02966 455 293 127 35
132 No thanks. I've been burned too many times. 1.4329 0.02919 462 296 132 34
133 The spark is there... It's the flame I fear. 1.4315 0.03028 445 289 120 36
134 Instead of terrorizing the countryside, I was thinking of Thai food and a movie. 1.4315 0.02943 445 284 130 31
135 I told you: what happens in the Enchanted Forest stays in the Enchanted Forest! 1.4314 0.03361 357 231 98 28
136 Big deal. Your heart burns for everything. 1.4309 0.03029 434 280 121 33
137 Look, I already told you. I don't date smokers. 1.4304 0.03084 460 306 110 44
138 With a lair full of gold and jewels, you thought to bring me FLOWERS? 1.4302 0.02998 444 287 123 34
139 No, I specifically asked for Puff the Magic Drag Queen. 1.4295 0.03200 440 296 99 45
140 Door -to-door cremations? Wait right there, let me check. 1.4293 0.03120 403 267 102 34
141 Madame said I am to put the flowers in water and ask if you would be so kind as to annihilate the bloodthirsty horde assembled at the main gate. 1.4292 0.03178 438 293 102 43
142 Newly engaged Princess Hilda was noticeably surprised by the appearance of an old flame. 1.4292 0.03026 438 289 112 37
143 I see you Jehovah Witnesses have upped your game. 1.4286 0.03199 434 291 100 43
144 You're sweet but it will never work. I'm Catholic and you're Reptilian. 1.4286 0.03148 434 288 106 40
145 Shhh! My parents think you're extinct. 1.4279 0.03056 430 287 105 38
146 Oh but Harold, this kind of thing wont be legal for centuries. 1.4279 0.03169 430 286 104 40
147 Sorry, but I've been burned too many times. 1.4279 0.03186 430 287 102 41
148 Sorry, I went back to my old flame. 1.4255 0.03117 423 278 110 35
149 Sorry -- she says she's been burned before. 1.4255 0.03026 423 273 120 30
150 the King is getting suspicious- act menacing 1.4246 0.03162 431 288 103 40
151 I'm sorry, but my father says that I am still too young to be in distress. 1.4220 0.03276 410 277 93 40
152 Sorry, I no longer identify as a dragon. 1.4220 0.03258 410 276 95 39
153 Come back later. He’s still home. 1.4217 0.03443 351 233 88 30
154 Just let me get rid of the frog and I’ll be right with you. 1.4216 0.03119 408 267 110 31
155 Hold your fire, I'll get her. 1.4213 0.03054 413 268 116 29
156 Some dates drag on; some date dragons. 1.4204 0.03266 402 270 95 37
157 What part of ‘nay’ don’t you understand? 1.4204 0.03170 402 265 105 32
158 No! I've been burnt too many times. 1.4202 0.03413 326 211 93 22
159 She left with Shrek 1.4200 0.03334 400 272 88 40
160 Try to be inconspicuous. My Dad thinks I'm dating an Italian. 1.4200 0.03200 400 265 102 33
161 No sorry, Trump Towers is just down the road a bit. 1.4185 0.03321 399 271 89 39
162 That's a might big tail for such tiny hands. 1.4185 0.03185 399 264 103 32
163 Sorry, your hands are too small. 1.4185 0.03302 399 270 91 38
164 The wooden horse was more convincing. 1.4185 0.03224 399 266 99 34
165 Ironically, there just wasn't a spark. 1.4181 0.03176 397 262 104 31
166 I'm so sorry, no. I thought your online profile said Dr. Agon! 1.4179 0.03111 390 253 111 26
167 I would invite you in, but last time things got a little heated! 1.4173 0.03157 393 258 106 29
168 I'm almost ready—just let me grab my extinguisher." 1.4173 0.03157 393 258 106 29
169 You don't want me. I enjoy one knight stands. 1.4171 0.03287 398 269 92 37
170 I’ll be ready in a minute, let me just finish getting distressed 1.4171 0.03210 398 265 100 33
171 It's not you, Steve, it's your breath. 1.4171 0.02765 398 274 94 30
172 Sorry, George can’t come out to slay today! 1.4169 0.03616 355 246 70 39
173 No, we ordered snapdragons. 1.4160 0.03243 363 237 101 25
174 Are you looking for Peter, Paul, or Mary..? 1.4156 0.03264 385 257 96 32
175 Okay, I lied about my age too, but at least I’m not prehistoric. 1.4156 0.03386 385 263 84 38
176 I don’t think this can work, I’m Episcopalian. 1.4151 0.03191 383 252 103 28
177 Pssst....don't forget to mention to my dad that you're in med school.....it will make all the difference in the world.... 1.4151 0.03255 383 255 97 31
178 Sorry, she kissed the frog. 1.4151 0.03104 383 248 111 24
179 You have a mountain of gold and you bring me flowers? 1.4151 0.03276 383 256 95 32
180 It's not you, it's your breath. 1.4136 0.03239 382 254 98 30
181 I’ll be right back. I need to grab some marshmallows. 1.4136 0.03153 382 250 106 26
182 Daddy wants to know if you're Catholic. 1.4136 0.03281 382 256 94 32
183 So you're the "hot" date I was promised? 1.4136 0.03260 382 255 96 31
184 You're too late. She died, the other one flew off and the series ended weeks ago. 1.4132 0.03457 380 263 77 40
185 You don't look anything like your profile. 1.4127 0.02799 378 262 88 28
186 Can you come back in an hour? Game of Thrones is on. 1.4127 0.03294 378 256 89 33
187 You need to be ten feet beyond the moat if you’re going to smoke. 1.4125 0.03356 383 261 86 36
188 You ate him, didn't you? 1.4121 0.03243 381 254 97 30
189 My family name?...Saint-George...why do you ask? 1.4116 0.03319 379 256 90 33
190 George is out on a crusade, so you can come up for coffee. 1.4113 0.03208 372 245 101 26
191 I can't go until you give my dad your flight plan. 1.4100 0.03298 361 240 94 27
192 I don't know ... I've been burned before. 1.4098 0.03220 366 241 100 25
193 If I kiss you again, will you turn back into a frog? 1.4098 0.03445 366 251 80 35
194 Uh, just tell her it’s an old flame. 1.4098 0.03289 366 244 94 28
195 I think you misunderstood when I asked for a "smoking hot prince" 1.4094 0.03322 342 225 94 23
196 A fire-breather, eh? Just wait until you meet my mother. 1.4093 0.03369 364 246 87 31
197 You must be here to see my mother-in-law. 1.4092 0.03381 369 251 85 33
198 Just don't tell anyone I used Match.com 1.4088 0.03405 362 246 84 32
199 Wow, you really are a hot date! 1.4088 0.03472 362 249 78 35
200 Oh good—I thought it was another hot flash. 1.4082 0.03563 316 212 79 25
201 You expecting to stay for the knight? 1.4056 0.03347 360 243 88 29
202 Yes, I'll blow you a kiss—please don't blow one back. 1.4051 0.03248 353 233 97 23
203 Sorry she ran off with an old flame. 1.4051 0.03417 353 240 83 30
204 You fibbed about your career and I fibbed about my species. Big deal. Let me get my purse. 1.4029 0.03348 345 231 89 25
205 I actually thought you’d be taller. 1.4029 0.03422 345 234 83 28
206 You look nothing like your profile picture! 1.4028 0.02712 355 251 80 24
207 I don’t believe in fairytale romances 1.4024 0.03154 338 218 104 16
208 It just seems like the fire is gone in our relationship. 1.4023 0.03284 343 227 94 22
209 And whom shall I tell St. George is calling? 1.4023 0.03386 343 231 86 26
210 Sorry, I’ve been burned too many times before. 1.4023 0.03361 343 230 88 25
211 Killing my parents is kind of a deal breaker. 1.4023 0.03461 343 234 80 29
212 Well, I did make a wish for someone who would set my heart aflame. 1.4018 0.03322 341 227 91 23
213 I’m engaged to Puff. 1.4017 0.03390 346 234 85 27
214 Well you don’t look anything like you picture on Match.com either. 1.4012 0.03463 339 231 80 28
215 Just hold your fire, she'll be down in 3 minutes. 1.4012 0.03188 339 228 89 22
216 Sorry, but I've been burned before. 1.4012 0.03477 344 236 78 30
217 Burning the village isn't what I meant by "romantic gesture." 1.3982 0.03366 334 224 87 23
218 When you say, "let's eat Chinese," do you mean the people or their cuisine? 1.3976 0.03449 337 230 80 27
219 You must promise to use your indoor voice. 1.3976 0.03238 337 222 96 19
220 Did you bring protection? 1.3970 0.03278 335 222 93 20
221 Ok but if I say well done don’t get any ideas 1.3970 0.03420 330 223 83 24
222 Well, at least you're not a snake like my last boyfriend 1.3970 0.03420 330 223 83 24
223 Flowers won't cut it. We're over. I can smell another damsel on your breath. 1.3970 0.03474 330 225 79 26
224 Nope. Not kissing that. 1.3970 0.03604 330 230 69 31
225 You can come in, but Daddy says you can’t smoke inside. 1.3970 0.03500 330 226 77 27
226 You burned my castle and ate all my live-stock! Now you think you can just show up here with some flowers and everything will be o.k.? 1.3970 0.03500 330 226 77 27
227 She's tired of you blowing smoke up her ass. 1.3970 0.03729 330 235 59 36
228 I said "Meet my parents", not "Eat my parents"! 1.3970 0.03474 330 225 79 26
229 You're wearing that? 1.3970 0.03474 330 225 79 26
230 Yes, I’m pretty sure they won’t even notice your nose-ring. 1.3970 0.03420 330 223 83 24
231 You seem like a nice guy but I’ve been burned too may times. 1.3963 0.03461 328 223 80 25
232 Your late fiance asked me to bring you these. 1.3963 0.03514 328 225 76 27
233 I'm running late - hold your fire. 1.3963 0.03488 328 224 78 26
234 Please make all deliveries at the serpents' entrance. 1.3963 0.03238 328 222 85 21
235 Sorry, it's your breath. 1.3957 0.03365 326 218 87 21
236 You have to leave. If my husband finds out about us he'll slay you 1.3957 0.03529 326 224 75 27
237 you're all the same.. you think flowers will fix everything! 1.3957 0.03529 326 224 75 27
238 I'm sorry, but we're Creationists. 1.3957 0.03475 326 222 79 25
239 You had me at “kisses like fire.” 1.3957 0.03365 326 218 87 21
240 Come back as a frog and I'll consider it. 1.3951 0.03490 324 221 78 25
241 Are you my Uber? 1.3946 0.03404 332 225 83 24
242 Snapdragons? How obvious. 1.3945 0.03480 327 226 74 27
243 The guy I ate wanted you to have these. 1.3925 0.03646 321 225 66 30
244 Sorry, wrong castle. 1.3924 0.03577 316 218 72 26
245 Your profile picture was a little misleading. 1.3924 0.03549 316 217 74 25
246 Nessie? Why, she's toweling off as we speak. Just a moment. 1.3924 0.03095 316 217 80 19
247 You had me at inferno. 1.3917 0.03477 314 213 79 22
248 It's legal, Puff, Jackie doesn't need you anymore." 1.3913 0.03749 299 209 63 27
249 Did anyone see you? 1.3903 0.03652 310 216 67 27
250 I'm pregnant. 1.3903 0.03765 310 220 59 31
251 I can't keep letting this relationship dragon... 1.3903 0.03765 310 220 59 31
252 Come on, Baby, light my fire . . . . 1.3903 0.03446 310 209 81 20
253 Sure, just kiss you and the the curse is lifted-you think life is one big fairy tale! 1.3903 0.03624 310 215 69 26
254 I'm sorry, but I've met a frog and want to see where things go with him. 1.3896 0.03551 308 211 74 23
255 I'm sorry. It's your breath. 1.3896 0.03445 308 210 77 21
256 Fried eggs on sticks!?!? You shouldn't have! 1.3896 0.03610 308 213 70 25
257 Could you be a dear? The toaster is broken. 1.3889 0.03597 306 211 71 24
258 May I tell the princess who's calling? 1.3889 0.03536 306 209 75 22
259 Oh, what a surprise! I didn’t think you were flying in until tomorrow.” 1.3882 0.03521 304 207 76 21
260 I just don’t think ‘I apologize if I’ve incinerated anyone’ sounds like you’re taking full responsibility. 1.3882 0.03427 304 204 82 18
261 The series is over. And she died. 1.3872 0.03732 297 208 63 26
262 I know you’d like to apologize but Mom and Dad are still covered in gauze. 1.3872 0.03640 297 205 69 23
263 DNA test or not- she says she is not your mother. 1.3870 0.03418 292 194 83 15
264 I told you already--it only works on frogs. 1.3861 0.03619 303 210 69 24
265 I asked for a fairy prince, not a fiery one. 1.3861 0.02821 303 214 72 17
266 No! The princess is not going out with you again until her eyebrows grow back. 1.3861 0.03464 303 205 79 19
267 I told you it's over. You burned me once, but never again. 1.3861 0.03527 303 207 75 21
268 It was just a fortnight stand. 1.3854 0.03755 301 213 60 28
269 Dad says I can't go out with you. We have no fire insurance. 1.3854 0.03479 301 204 78 19
270 Good Morning Mam! I'm from the Church of Serpentology and I'd like to share a message with you about the joys of bestial transformation. 1.3854 0.03813 301 215 56 30
271 You stay out all night flying around, breathing fire with your dragon buddies and bring a few lousy flowers to make up for it? 1.3854 0.03511 301 205 76 20
272 The prince thinks that I’m in an eternal sleep...That should probably buy us a couple of hours to get dinner somewhere. 1.3854 0.03382 301 211 68 22
273 Sorry, I thought I was clear. I don't date guys who smoke. 1.3833 0.03579 300 207 71 22
274 We just planted those! 1.3833 0.03821 287 203 58 26
275 How appropriate! My favorite flowers. Dragon lilies. 1.3821 0.03580 280 190 73 17
276 I've told you, not until you stop smoking. 1.3819 0.03478 288 194 78 16
277 I'm sorry - I clearly specified 'non-smoker'. 1.3818 0.03547 296 203 73 20
278 Everyone lies on their profile. 1.3818 0.03348 296 197 85 14
279 Sorry. You've burned too many bridges. 1.3810 0.03327 294 195 86 13
280 If my husband catches you here, he' s gonna slay you. 1.3806 0.03670 289 201 66 22
281 Well, you don't look like your profile picture either. 1.3806 0.03670 289 201 66 22
282 That better be your tail or you're not getting in here. 1.3806 0.03670 289 201 66 22
283 You'll have to frolic in the autumn mist somewhere else." 1.3806 0.03638 289 200 68 21
284 Wait a minute, your supposed to be a frog! 1.3806 0.02527 289 209 65 15
285 Dragons are so 1209. 1.3806 0.03703 289 202 64 23
286 Sorry, but my dad says that we are from different nursery rhymes.. 1.3798 0.03518 287 195 75 17
287 It’s over, Bruce. No use in having this drag on. 1.3781 0.03755 283 199 61 23
288 Please accept my condolences. If it helps, your husband was quite tasty. 1.3781 0.03688 283 197 65 21
289 I'm sorry, but I don't want you to burn me again. 1.3781 0.03478 283 191 77 15
290 I think my husband is suspicious. He wants to know why my chastity belt keeps melting. 1.3781 0.03688 283 197 65 21
291 Aw—you seem sweet, but I'm more of a cat person. 1.3781 0.03722 283 198 63 22
292 The story always ends badly for the dragon. Are you sure you're up for this? 1.3781 0.03688 283 197 65 21
293 My parents don't believe in mixed marriages. 1.3780 0.03695 254 172 68 14
294 You look surprisingly like your profile picture. 1.3777 0.03592 278 190 71 17
295 You just have to accept that you're my ex-flame. 1.3772 0.03565 281 192 72 17
296 I just can't see us razing a household. 1.3772 0.03671 281 195 66 20
297 Oh, not again! For the last time: I don't care what Ancestry told you! I am not your Mother and there's no Pete here! 1.3772 0.03739 281 197 62 22
298 Psst....I'll meet you tonight at Honahlee 1.3772 0.03601 281 193 70 18
299 You've burnt enough bridges 1.3772 0.03671 281 195 66 20
300 This has got to stop! George is getting suspicious. 1.3772 0.03583 281 200 59 22
301 If you were really sorry, you would have brought chocolates! 1.3763 0.03221 279 199 62 18
302 An extra flower won't bring my village back. 1.3763 0.03617 279 192 69 18
303 Well, you don’t look much like your picture either. 1.3763 0.03416 279 194 68 17
304 Sorry. She won't date endangered species. 1.3763 0.03617 279 192 69 18
305 We"re going to need a bigger moat. 1.3763 0.03688 279 194 65 20
306 Sorry Dragon, size matters! 1.3763 0.03723 279 195 63 21
307 This is your idea of discreet? 1.3763 0.03545 279 190 73 16
308 Look, I really really don't want you breathing down my neck. 1.3759 0.03625 282 195 68 19
309 My profile does say "Size doesn't matter," but really? 1.3755 0.03598 277 190 70 17
310 Well you don’t look anything like your Tinder photo either! 1.3750 0.03780 280 198 59 23
311 When they told me you were a hot date, I didn't take it literally. 1.3750 0.03604 272 186 70 16
312 Not the “fiery” personality I was looking for. 1.3746 0.03437 283 191 78 14
313 Are you truly sorry—or just blowing smoke again? 1.3745 0.03687 275 191 65 19
314 So you're her latest flame 1.3745 0.03387 275 183 81 11
315 The dating app said you were taller. 1.3745 0.03614 275 189 69 17
316 You looked greener on line 1.3745 0.03614 275 189 69 17
317 I love you too but he'll slay you if he catches us! 1.3745 0.03687 275 191 65 19
318 Hot date tonight? 1.3741 0.03694 278 194 64 20
319 Snap dragons. Are you insane? 1.3741 0.03605 278 194 65 19
320 Look, you seem nice and all, but to be honest, you don't look anything like your profile picture. 1.3736 0.03668 273 189 66 18
321 No tie!? My dad's gonna freak! 1.3736 0.03686 273 192 61 20
322 If he catches us, my boyfriend will slay you. 1.3736 0.03594 273 187 70 16
323 When your profile said you spit fire, I thought it meant you were a really good rapper 1.3723 0.03693 274 191 64 19
324 It was fun while it lasted but the flame went out. 1.3719 0.03629 285 199 66 20
325 Flowers? Is that ALL? Did you forget you burned off my hair so I have to wear this stupid hat? 1.3717 0.03665 269 186 66 17
326 No, this is not Honah Lee and there's no one named Jackie Paper here. 1.3717 0.03777 269 189 60 20
327 I suppose you think this makes up for the last knight? 1.3717 0.03702 269 187 64 18
328 Thanks for the flowers, but my profile specifically says non smokers only. 1.3713 0.03711 272 190 63 19
329 This is awkward, I'm actually not allowed to date until someone kills you. 1.3708 0.03278 267 195 53 19
330 I've got to warn you--my husband asked me about the singe marks. 1.3698 0.03582 265 181 70 14
331 And who shall I say is calling? 1.3698 0.03419 265 177 78 10
332 Geez, Dino, not snap dragons again. 1.3698 0.03738 265 185 62 18
333 Just a heads up that my father might try and slay you 1.3698 0.03622 265 182 68 15
334 Oh ... Daenerys of the House Targaryen, First of Her Name, the Unburnt, Queen of the Andals, yada, yada, yada, ... your Tinder date's here." 1.3694 0.04068 268 197 43 28
335 You burn down the entire kingdom and all you bring are a couple of flowers??... 1.3694 0.03964 268 194 49 25
336 Wait! You thought I was a unicorn?" 1.3694 0.03746 268 188 61 19
337 Please tell little Jackie Paper that Puff is here. 1.3694 0.03820 268 190 57 21
338 Was that an old photo you used on Tinder? 1.3694 0.03728 268 195 50 23
339 Your profile pic was a lot hotter. 1.3694 0.03746 268 188 61 19
340 I don’t date smokers. 1.3694 0.03415 268 182 74 12
341 Are we flying or driving? 1.3694 0.03709 268 187 63 18
342 Well, you look a lot different in your photo too. 1.3690 0.03790 271 192 58 21
343 I'm sorry. It's not you, it's your breath. 1.3688 0.03756 263 184 61 18
344 Come back in the winter. 1.3688 0.03795 263 185 59 19
345 I'll be ready in five. I can't seem to get into distress. 1.3688 0.03756 263 184 61 18
346 Okay, but if you blowtorch another waiter we’re going home. 1.3688 0.03717 263 183 63 17
347 Shhh. Mom and Dad don't know yet. 1.3688 0.03795 263 185 59 19
348 The flowers are sweet; but honestly? It's your breath. 1.3688 0.03558 263 179 71 13
349 Maybe she is, maybe she isn't. Who's calling? 1.3678 0.03448 261 175 76 10
350 You don't look anything like your profile picture. 1.3670 0.03900 267 192 52 23
351 is that your tail, or are you just happy to see me? 1.3670 0.03864 267 191 54 22
352 My husband's home...pretend you're here to devour him. 1.3670 0.03900 267 192 52 23
353 Yes Puff, Jackie Paper and I are a couple! 1.3658 0.03969 257 185 50 22
354 I promise. I’ll change! Just kiss me! 1.3658 0.03732 257 179 62 16
355 Not with that breath, you're not. 1.3658 0.03182 257 189 51 17
356 My goodness, I thought you were still living by the "Sea." 1.3657 0.03666 268 187 64 17
357 Daddy is very old-fashioned. He says that if you can't fly in and snatch me the proper way, then I can't go out with you. 1.3640 0.04137 239 173 45 21
358 Your profile stated that you were a non-smoker. 1.3636 0.03727 253 176 62 15
359 I guess we both had too much to drink. I thought I was kissing a frog. 1.3636 0.03810 253 178 58 17
360 Sorry, I already said yes to Leviathan. 1.3636 0.03684 253 175 64 14
361 Sorry, but I've been burnt dating guys like you." 1.3633 0.03779 256 180 59 17
362 I'm sorry, Fred. I just don't feel the fire anymore. 1.3633 0.03655 256 177 65 14
363 Thanks but I'm into girl dragons. 1.3625 0.03871 251 178 55 18
364 I'll tell her no need to blow dry. 1.3625 0.03745 251 175 61 15
365 I said she'll be done in a minute .She's on the throne. 1.3614 0.03828 249 178 53 18
366 You have a hoard of gold, but you bring me two flowers FROM MY MOTHER'S GARDEN. 1.3614 0.03973 249 179 50 20
367 It's not you, it's me... But really it's you. You're a dragon. 1.3603 0.03782 247 173 59 15
368 So do you like a damsel in dis dress? 1.3603 0.03826 247 174 57 16
369 Your heart may be telling you to stay, but your tail tells quite a different story. 1.3603 0.03739 247 172 61 14
370 She accepts your apology....she just needs some time to heal. They’re 3rd degree burns. 1.3592 0.03845 245 173 56 16
371 I love you too...but my parents just don't understand. 1.3592 0.03802 245 172 58 15
372 Cave full of gold, and you just bring me flowers? 1.3592 0.04016 245 177 48 20
373 Burned the village down again, did you? 1.3592 0.03757 245 171 60 14
374 You have a cave full of gold and your giving me daisies? 1.3592 0.03802 245 172 58 15
375 Daddy wants to know if you have a job. 1.3580 0.03821 243 171 57 15
376 The princess will be ready in five minutes. She’s just finishing up applying the flame retardant. 1.3580 0.03731 243 169 61 13
377 Yes, his burns are healing...no thanks to you. 1.3580 0.03082 243 181 47 15
378 She'll be ready quicker if you can blow dry her hair. 1.3577 0.03789 246 173 58 15
379 I'm sorry, but I need more than a frolic in the Autumn mist. 1.3577 0.03700 246 171 62 13
380 I'm here to apologize for Season 8. 1.3574 0.03954 235 167 52 16
381 Dany, your Uber's here! 1.3574 0.03926 249 179 51 19
382 you looked much less green on tinder 1.3568 0.03749 241 168 60 13
383 I am sorry but she is out with Frog today. 1.3568 0.04017 241 174 48 19
384 When was the last time you bought me flowers Tim? Who've you eaten this time? 1.3568 0.03885 241 171 54 16
385 Then Puff said, "I'm here to rescue you from Peter and Paul." 1.3568 0.04059 241 175 46 20
386 Listen pal, once upon a time's up. 1.3568 0.03885 241 171 54 16
387 You looked a lot hotter on the app. 1.3568 0.03656 241 166 64 11
388 I ordered Baby's breath, not Dragon's breath. 1.3556 0.04209 239 177 39 23
389 She says doesn’t want to get burned again. 1.3556 0.03860 239 169 55 15
390 Oh sure, now that your little thrones game is through you come knocking! 1.3556 0.03995 239 172 49 18
391 Did you remember to gargle, remember last time? 1.3556 0.03995 239 172 49 18
392 Look, Puff brought me snapdragons! 1.3556 0.03906 239 170 53 16
393 Those flowers won't make up for eating my parents. 1.3532 0.03841 218 156 49 13
394 About last knight.... 1.3532 0.03947 235 168 51 16
395 I'm sorry, you must have the wrong fairy tale. 1.3532 0.03807 235 165 57 13
396 What part of ‘Restraining Order’ do you not understand? 1.3532 0.03901 235 167 53 15
397 You're not allowed to park in the fire lane. 1.3532 0.03901 235 167 53 15
398 Colin, your mother has arrived. 1.3529 0.04090 238 174 44 20
399 I'm sorry, St. George can't come out and slay with you. 1.3529 0.03798 238 170 53 15
400 No. You burned that drawbridge last time 1.3529 0.04002 238 172 48 18
401 Um, just a minute. St. George!!!!! 1.3527 0.03923 241 173 51 17
402 Oh my. I'd hoped you were just a bad trip brought on by my occasional overconsumption of magic mushrooms. 1.3519 0.03969 233 167 50 16
403 Do you mean it when you say you love me, or are you just blowing smoke? 1.3519 0.03703 233 164 57 12
404 "Please use the serpent entrance." 1.3517 0.03841 236 167 55 14
405 She'll be out in a minute, after she's fully distressed. 1.3517 0.03746 236 165 59 12
406 One sec, let me grab my asbestos cloak. 1.3517 0.03697 236 164 61 11
407 Is that dragon's breath? 1.3517 0.03841 236 167 55 14
408 You're just in time to help cook supper! 1.3517 0.02967 236 173 52 11
409 I told them you were only staying until the fireplace is fixed. 1.3509 0.03728 228 158 60 10
410 You're great, but the thing is we have central heating now. 1.3509 0.04075 228 165 46 17
411 You've burned your last bridge, Harold. 1.3509 0.04027 228 164 48 16
412 I'm sure you won't mind, I burned dinner. 1.3509 0.03830 228 160 56 12
413 She says, "No thanks," but hopes you'll still be her furnace guy. 1.3509 0.04075 228 165 46 17
414 well, at least one of you three remembered Mother's Day! 1.3509 0.04027 228 164 48 16
415 Glad you made it. We're ready to fire up the grill. 1.3509 0.04122 228 166 44 18
416 You're not you when you're hungry. 1.3506 0.03895 231 164 53 14
417 Oooh, I don't know. The last time it took six weeks for my eyebrows to grow in. 1.3506 0.03797 231 162 57 12
418 Peter, Paul and Mary can't come out to play! 1.3504 0.03641 234 164 59 11
419 What are you doing here? My parents are home! 1.3504 0.03908 234 167 52 15
420 May I ask who’s calling? 1.3504 0.03764 234 164 58 12
421 Flowers won't bring back my barbecued cockapoo 1.3504 0.03908 234 167 52 15
422 Did you bring marshmallows? 1.3504 0.03764 234 164 58 12
423 Your Tinder account said you were a nonsmoker. 1.3504 0.03666 234 162 62 10
424 That's what you're wearing to meet my parents? 1.3504 0.03955 234 168 50 16
425 Should have thought about that before you sneezed on me. 1.3504 0.03564 234 160 66 8
426 Dungeons and Dragons is more than a game — it’s a lifestyle. 1.3502 0.03685 237 165 61 11
427 Your photoshop skills are incredible! 1.3496 0.04098 226 164 45 17
428 Sorry about last night, I know it got a little heated. 1.3496 0.03747 226 157 59 10
429 The affair would cost Anne Boleyn her head, but for a brief, shining moment, she felt more alive than ever. 1.3493 0.03817 229 161 56 12
430 Come back another time, she's asleep for 1,000 years. 1.3493 0.03916 229 163 52 14
431 At least put on some pants and a jacket. I want to break it to my parents gradually. 1.3491 0.03976 232 167 49 16
432 Get that sexy dragon ass in here. 1.3491 0.04023 232 168 47 17
433 I'm sorry, the flame is gone. 1.3491 0.03833 232 164 55 13
434 Dragon Queen"? No, my ad definitely said "drag".. 1.3491 0.03881 232 165 53 14
435 No, no. It's Prince Charming I'm awaiting ... not Prince Charring. 1.3491 0.03784 232 163 57 12
436 I expected you to come crawling back once your television career was over! 1.3482 0.03766 224 156 58 10
437 I’m still working on convincing them you’re not a figment of my imagination 1.3482 0.04072 224 162 46 16
438 You can come in but remember no smoking. 1.3482 0.03766 224 156 58 10
439 Are you here for the flower arranging class? 1.3480 0.04177 227 167 41 19
440 For the last time, Puff is with ME. 1.3480 0.04035 227 164 47 16
441 Tell him I said I wanted him to stop 'dragging his feet' and propose, not send 'a dragon in heat' to propose. 1.3480 0.04177 227 167 41 19
442 Sorry, I've got a new, hotter flame. 1.3468 0.04096 222 161 45 16
443 Quit dragon my heart around. 1.3468 0.04290 222 165 37 20
444 It's my breath, isn't it? 1.3468 0.03812 222 158 52 12
445 I thought I told you to go around to the serpents’ entrance! 1.3468 0.04194 222 163 41 18
446 We shouldn't see each other anymore. I think George suspects something! 1.3468 0.03731 222 154 59 9
447 For the last time, there is just no spark. 1.3467 0.03958 225 161 50 14
448 After burning my village you’ll have to do better than flowers. 1.3467 0.04154 225 165 42 18
449 Only if you convert. 1.3463 0.03839 231 164 54 13
450 Sorry, she let her hair down for someone else. 1.3455 0.04119 220 160 44 16
451 Remember, don't talk about politics or religion. 1.3453 0.03405 223 157 58 8
452 You have to understand. That part of my life is over. 1.3451 0.03944 226 162 50 14
453 The last time we went, you incinerated the couples counselor. 1.3451 0.04138 226 166 42 18
454 Would it be too much trouble to put on some pants? 1.3440 0.04092 218 158 45 15
455 You just don't really look like your profile picture. 1.3440 0.03934 218 155 51 12
456 Go away! The frog was just a one-time thing. 1.3440 0.03987 218 156 49 13
457 Her father forbade her to see you, but she thinks you're hot. 1.3440 0.03879 218 154 53 11
458 Try to understand. She got a full scholarship to Harvard. 1.3440 0.03769 218 152 57 9
459 My profile photo? 1.3440 0.04092 218 158 45 15
460 Can you frolic in the autumn mist in a land called Honahlee? 1.3440 0.03825 218 153 55 10
461 I did wish for a fiery romance... 1.3440 0.03987 218 156 49 13
462 Wow, you look just like your profile picture too. 1.3440 0.03987 218 156 49 13
463 First, one thing; the kids, Catholic or Jewish? 1.3440 0.03879 218 154 53 11
464 I don't want to burn any more bridges. 1.3440 0.03741 218 154 54 10
465 The spark is gone. 1.3440 0.03934 218 155 51 12
466 If I kiss you, will you turn into a frog? 1.3440 0.03987 218 156 49 13
467 Sorry, I was expecting a frog. 1.3439 0.03681 221 163 44 14
468 Pretend you are here to fix the heater 1.3436 0.03777 227 160 56 11
469 Sorry, I only date unicorns. 1.3436 0.03854 227 164 49 14
470 Could I use your bathroom? 1.3435 0.03845 230 164 53 13
471 Gotta go, dad. I've got a hot date! 1.3426 0.04219 216 159 40 17
472 Shhh.. The prince is here.. Meet me out back. 1.3426 0.04009 216 155 48 13
473 My parents say they don’t care if you’re real or not. The answer is no. 1.3426 0.04167 216 158 42 16
474 You better go. George is suspicious. 1.3426 0.04167 216 158 42 16
475 It is just the moat! Nothing to be afraid of. 1.3426 0.03788 216 151 56 9
476 Sorry, I've been burned by blind dates before. 1.3426 0.04115 216 157 44 15
477 Slide a bathing suit photo, brief bio, text number, and preferred pronoun under the door, please 1.3426 0.03955 216 154 50 12
478 I know I can come off as hot headed sometimes... 1.3423 0.03777 222 156 56 10
479 I'm sorry. The flame has gone out. It's over. 1.3423 0.04088 222 162 44 16
480 you're too late , she ran off with the Loch Ness Monster 1.3422 0.04050 225 164 45 16
481 Sorry but she’s busy curling her tail” 1.3422 0.03874 225 163 48 14
482 I am am not interested in an old flame 1.3411 0.03808 214 150 55 9
483 So you took "I want a dragon in bed" on my ePrincess profile literally. 1.3411 0.04086 214 155 45 14
484 Look, the flowers are great but your breath is the problem. 1.3411 0.03922 214 152 51 11
485 After the untimely death of Daenerys, Drogon hits the dating scene. 1.3411 0.04295 214 159 37 18
486 I know it won't work. my parents are republicans 1.3411 0.03949 214 155 46 13
487 What part of “I’m into unicorns” don’t you get? 1.3411 0.04032 214 154 47 13
488 Okay. Just for one knight. 1.3411 0.04139 214 156 43 15
489 I’ve been burned too many times before. 1.3411 0.03865 214 151 53 10
490 If you don’t get me home by midnight, Father said he’s gonna get medieval on you. 1.3411 0.03977 214 153 49 12
491 So glad you came early! We just ran out of propane! 1.3411 0.04192 214 157 41 16
492 It’s just that you looked a lot bigger in your Tinder profile. 1.3411 0.04032 214 154 47 13
493 Spell or no spell, I'm not kissing you. 1.3411 0.03977 214 153 49 12
494 I have to admit that I kind of miss the old, terrifying you. 1.3410 0.03774 217 152 56 9
495 You know I’m allergic to daisies! 1.3410 0.03940 217 155 50 12
496 And I thought you were HOT! 1.3409 0.03796 220 155 55 10
497 Uber? 1.3409 0.04260 220 164 37 19
498 It was just a one time thing. My family still slays your kind. 1.3409 0.03850 220 156 53 11
499 Its gonna take more than smoke and flowers to make up. 1.3409 0.03741 220 154 57 9
500 For the last time, eating Prince Charming was a deal breaker! 1.3409 0.03600 220 159 50 11
501 I'm afraid your old flame has been extinguished... 1.3408 0.03763 223 162 48 13
502 It's not me, it's you. 1.3408 0.03869 223 159 52 12
503 For heaven's sake, it's been longer than four hours.See a doctor! 1.3395 0.04379 215 162 33 20
504 Won’t be a sec. She’s applying some fire retardant. 1.3395 0.04016 215 155 47 13
505 Oh my gosh - I thought your Tinder picture was a joke and I swiped because I thought it was funny. 1.3395 0.04123 215 157 43 15
506 After seeing you kiss a frog, I figured I'd give it a shot. 1.3395 0.03906 215 153 51 11
507 If I may ask, which appendage do you use to tickle a girl's fancy? 1.3395 0.03794 215 156 47 12
508 I was hoping for s'mores. 1.3394 0.03871 218 155 52 11
509 Blaze, I told you I don’t go out with any old flames! 1.3394 0.03979 218 157 48 13
510 Sorry, I'm not feeling the fire. 1.3394 0.03672 221 154 59 8
511 If you think you have a chance with me, you live in a fantasy world! 1.3382 0.03796 204 142 55 7
512 Before we go, Daddy wants to show you his sword collection. 1.3382 0.03731 204 141 57 6
513 Is the hat too much? 1.3381 0.04078 210 152 45 13
514 They never end up looking like their profile picture. 1.3381 0.03848 210 148 53 9
515 Hi, I’m a sophomore at St. George’s High School. I’m selling flowers to help my fencing team. 1.3381 0.04022 210 151 47 12
516 It's not only the species thing, but, you're just too big. 1.3381 0.03789 210 147 55 8
517 Excuse me, but do you have a few minutes to talk about our Lord and Saviour, Godzilla? 1.3380 0.04200 213 157 40 16
518 Sorry! The ad said I wanted 'a little spark', not a conflagration. 1.3380 0.04093 213 155 44 14
519 I’m sorry, she’s still a bit burnt from your last hot date. 1.3380 0.03946 216 155 49 12
520 Password? 1.3380 0.03946 216 155 49 12
521 I'm sorry, I just don't see myself dating a Scorpio. 1.3365 0.04322 208 155 36 17
522 Frankly Dwane, the fire is gone. 1.3365 0.03869 208 147 52 9
523 Are you here for Nessie? 1.3350 0.03950 206 147 49 10
524 She loves you but is concerned what the children would look like! 1.3350 0.04349 206 154 35 17
525 That’s all you’ve got for being such a monster this morning? 1.3350 0.03572 206 146 53 7
526 This is not what I thought my friend meant when she said my blind date was "hot" 1.3350 0.03890 206 146 51 9
527 It's not that. It's just that I'm allergic to flowers. 1.3350 0.04183 206 151 41 14
528 My parents won't let me see you until you quit smoking. 1.3350 0.04349 206 154 35 17
529 I don’t know. I might get burned. 1.3350 0.04068 206 149 45 12
530 Remember not to talk politics at the dinner table. 1.3350 0.03702 206 148 49 9
531 Sorry, you misunderstood. She’s going in drag, not going with dragon. 1.3350 0.04068 206 149 45 12
532 Honey, just be you. Go with the fire-breathing passion. Lose the flowers. 1.3350 0.04126 206 150 43 13
533 Well if it ain't Hot Stuff slinking back after that Game of Thrones girl dropped you. 1.3350 0.04126 206 150 43 13
534 Sorry, but I have a new flame. 1.3350 0.03950 206 147 49 10
535 I kiss you and what happens? 1.3349 0.04029 209 151 46 12
536 I’m sorry about last night. I just had to vent. 1.3349 0.04085 209 152 44 13
537 Are you a vegetarian? 1.3349 0.04029 209 151 46 12
538 Meet me behind the dungeon. St. Michael’s here. 1.3349 0.03854 209 148 52 9
539 I told you to pick me up at the back drawbridge! 1.3349 0.04085 209 152 44 13
540 I told you, we’re through until you stop smoking! 1.3349 0.03990 212 153 47 12
541 Could you come back in mid-November of 2020? 1.3333 0.04150 204 149 42 13
542 You look scarier in your profile picture. 1.3333 0.04125 210 154 42 14
543 Honey, I said you should come in DRAG!!! 1.3333 0.04092 204 148 44 12
544 I told my Dad you’re a doctor. Don’t spoil it! 1.3333 0.03911 204 145 50 9
545 I can't date you. We grew up on opposite sides of the moat. 1.3333 0.03848 204 144 52 8
546 We don’t let the princess go out with anyone who smokes. 1.3333 0.03972 204 146 48 10
547 We've got a gas leak - can you come back in two hours? 1.3333 0.04150 204 149 42 13
548 You're the new neighbor? 1.3333 0.03751 207 145 55 7
549 She needs to be home by 9. And you should know that none of us are very happy about this. 1.3333 0.04032 204 147 46 11
550 Look, I had a great time, but I just can’t commit to being locked in a Tower right now. 1.3333 0.03972 204 146 48 10
551 Sorry, wrong damsel. You're wanting the second castle on the left. 1.3318 0.03882 211 151 50 10
552 M' lady wishes me to inform you she is spoken for by another reptile.. 1.3317 0.04092 208 152 43 13
553 She says she never watched it and she has no idea who you are. 1.3317 0.04175 202 148 41 13
554 Don't blow it. 1.3317 0.04234 202 149 39 14
555 But your profile said you were a non-smoking vegan who loves kids. 1.3317 0.03963 202 147 44 11
556 Yeah she used to live here but left 65 million years ago with no forwarding address. 1.3317 0.04349 202 151 35 16
557 Me thinks you are really hot, but I burneth for another. 1.3317 0.04337 199 148 36 15
558 At least you didn't lie about your height. 1.3317 0.04218 199 146 40 13
559 Sorry but my profile said no smokers 1.3317 0.04218 199 146 40 13
560 Two daisies! You think I'm gonna try to make this work for two stinking daisies? 1.3317 0.04278 199 147 38 14
561 I’m a damsel in this dress, not distress. 1.3317 0.04337 199 148 36 15
562 When you meet my Dad, please don't blow him away. 1.3317 0.04034 199 143 46 10
563 Let me guess--if I don't let you in, you'll huff and you'll puff. 1.3317 0.04158 199 145 42 12
564 Darling, there is no fire in our relationship any more! 1.3302 0.03924 212 153 48 11
565 In a minute, she is slipping into something that's fire proof. 1.3301 0.04019 209 152 45 12
566 I told you we need to be more discrete! 1.3301 0.03961 209 151 47 11
567 Hormones did that? 1.3301 0.03873 209 152 46 11
568 Remember, there's no smoking inside the castle. 1.3300 0.04099 203 148 43 12
569 How sweet. George never brought me flowers. 1.3300 0.04158 203 149 41 13
570 I'm also looking for a knight in shining armor. But not for breakfast. 1.3300 0.03916 203 145 49 9
571 Drogon? Next castle over. 1.3300 0.04099 203 148 43 12
572 I told you--My parents won't let me date anyone who smokes! 1.3300 0.04099 203 148 43 12
573 We can’t keep doing this. My husband is getting suspicious. 1.3300 0.03978 203 146 47 10
574 ‘I’m as surprised as you are with this Tinder match. 1.3300 0.04158 203 149 41 13
575 Sorry. One knight only. 1.3300 0.04216 203 150 39 14
576 Hi, I am @Prince charming here for our blind date. You tweeted that you like a BBQ knight? 1.3300 0.03922 200 147 42 11
577 Sorry, but they were out of Snap Dragons. 1.3300 0.04140 200 146 42 12
578 Sorry I’m late. I had to go back for the marshmallows. 1.3300 0.04200 200 147 40 13
579 Do not blow me a kiss, last time you set the castle on fire. 1.3300 0.03408 200 145 48 7
580 She's out with Puff right now. 1.3299 0.04244 197 145 39 13
581 Wait right there - just finishin' up her scales, horns and claws. 1.3299 0.04365 197 147 35 15
582 Both: “You don’t look anything like your dating profile!” 1.3299 0.04025 197 144 42 11
583 Go away we've cancelled our HBO subscription 1.3299 0.04305 197 146 37 14
584 It's not your family, Bob. Its your breath! 1.3299 0.02522 197 150 40 7
585 You're too late. She already ran away with the frog. 1.3299 0.04183 197 144 41 12
586 Hold on while I check my fire insurance policy. 1.3299 0.03960 197 143 44 10
587 It’s not the dragon thing. It’s the socialist thing. 1.3299 0.04025 197 144 42 11
588 Its not your age, its the fact that you lied about it! 1.3299 0.04183 197 144 41 12
589 Sorry, I'm new to the concept of 'dragon with benefits.'" 1.3284 0.04153 201 150 37 14
590 Oh stop it. You're just trying to get slayed. 1.3284 0.04300 201 150 36 15
591 I'm sorry, I thought I swiped left. 1.3284 0.04300 201 150 36 15
592 You miss guarding me in that tower? 1.3284 0.04062 201 146 44 11
593 be quiet when you come upstairs mom is sleeping 1.3283 0.04165 198 145 41 12
594 My Husband is St. George. He'll be right out. 1.3283 0.04226 198 146 39 13
595 It's not you, it's...well, it's your breath. 1.3282 0.03982 195 142 43 10
596 I'm not falling for that "Kiss me and I'll turn into a handsome prince" line again. 1.3282 0.04208 195 143 40 12
597 Come around to the back...the King is still in the dark ages about inter-species dating. 1.3267 0.04106 202 148 42 12
598 I'm sorry, but my daughter eloped with a unicorn. 1.3267 0.03984 202 146 46 10
599 She's ever so sorry. Meant to swipe left. 1.3266 0.04086 199 145 43 11
600 Are you tailing me? 1.3265 0.03932 196 140 48 8
601 I’m sorry she’s busy kissing toads. 1.3265 0.03998 196 141 46 9
602 Come in quickly! They’re all jousting. 1.3264 0.04360 193 144 35 14
603 um ... about your cat ... 1.3264 0.04038 193 139 45 9
604 I've heard of a Lion King, but never a Dragon Prince. 1.3264 0.04170 193 141 41 11
605 I think we should scale back our relationship. 1.3264 0.04170 193 141 41 11
606 Flowers? After what you did? 1.3264 0.04234 193 142 39 12
607 Oh God! I was picturing Barney. 1.3264 0.04105 193 140 43 10
608 I heard that line last week from a frog and it didn't work out then. 1.3264 0.04234 193 142 39 12
609 Flowers hardly make up for the century of being trapped in a misogynistic trope 1.3264 0.04105 193 140 43 10
610 Sorry, Jackie Paper isn’t here. 1.3264 0.04234 193 142 39 12
611 uhhhh, we were expecting aaa drag Queen 1.3264 0.04170 193 141 41 11
612 Give me a few minutes to get rid of Prince What's-His-Name 1.3264 0.04601 193 148 27 18
613 But what if St George finds out? 1.3264 0.03540 193 142 43 8
614 Is this really as good as it gets? 1.3264 0.02405 193 152 32 9
615 I think I would have remembered if you mentioned ‘dragon’ in your profile! 1.3264 0.03971 193 138 47 8
616 If I say yes, next you’ll want strings and sealing wax. 1.3250 0.04130 200 147 41 12
617 Lay low until he sallies forth. 1.3249 0.03916 197 141 48 8
618 What can that tail do? 1.3246 0.04325 191 142 36 13
619 Would you be willing to convert? 1.3246 0.04261 191 141 38 12
620 "You're too late. She's already been deflowered. 1.3246 0.04325 191 142 36 13
621 I think we should see other dragons. 1.3246 0.04195 191 140 40 11
622 I’m quite sorry about the village. Allergies, you know? 1.3246 0.04325 191 142 36 13
623 Carole, your date is here! 1.3246 0.04195 191 140 40 11
624 Sorry, you looked much more fire-breatheyer in your Tinder photo 1.3246 0.04450 191 144 32 15
625 OK. You're not my first dragon! 1.3246 0.04388 191 143 34 14
626 Sorry, you looked more unicorn-y in your personal ad. 1.3246 0.03993 191 137 46 8
627 It was a wonderful 100 years, but it's time for us to move on. 1.3246 0.03993 191 137 46 8
628 You have my promise that I’ll only smoke outside . 1.3246 0.04325 191 142 36 13
629 I'm here for the guard job. 1.3246 0.04261 191 141 38 12
630 We've run out of maidens. Try the castle up the road 1.3246 0.04512 191 145 30 16
631 But your Tinder picture was a frog. 1.3246 0.04195 191 140 40 11
632 No, we can't date. My mother says I'd have to be a New Yorker subscriber to do something that stupid. 1.3246 0.04261 191 141 38 12
633 Oh, hi! You’re a little early …I’m not quite distressed! 1.3246 0.04195 191 140 40 11
634 Hold your breath, I'll be right out. 1.3234 0.04051 201 147 43 11
635 After the stunt you pulled at King’s Landing? 1.3231 0.04197 195 144 39 12
636 You’re so much better since you started anger management classes. 1.3229 0.03976 192 138 46 8
637 Poppa wants to know what happened to the three other suitors. 1.3229 0.04242 192 142 38 12
638 I'll wait for the frog 1.3228 0.04221 189 139 39 11
639 With that breath you're going to have to come with something better than flowers. 1.3228 0.04221 189 139 39 11
640 Sorry, fresh out of maidens. 1.3228 0.04016 189 136 45 8
641 I said maybe come and light my fire..not baby... 1.3228 0.04188 189 141 36 12
642 I think we should stop seeing each other. To be honest. It's your breath. 1.3228 0.04221 189 139 39 11
643 Stop dragon my heart around, George. 1.3228 0.04417 189 142 33 14
644 St. George is not in. Did you have an appointment? 1.3228 0.04086 189 137 43 9
645 Bad news. He’s suspicious of the scorch marks on my neck. 1.3228 0.04016 189 136 45 8
646 Smoke signal me. 1.3228 0.04221 189 139 39 11
647 That's pathetic. Bring back your weight in gold. 1.3228 0.04154 189 138 41 10
648 It's always snapdragons with you! 1.3228 0.04086 189 137 43 9
649 Haven't I told you it's against our policy to date former employees? 1.3228 0.04016 189 136 45 8
650 sorry, I just invited St George in for the evening ! 1.3228 0.03945 189 135 47 7
651 I think she’s out riding your brother. 1.3228 0.04120 189 140 38 11
652 No thanks, prom was quite enough. 1.3228 0.04287 189 140 37 12
653 I didn’t want to hurt you, but it’s your breath. 1.3228 0.03945 189 135 47 7
654 You always promise to quit smoking, but you never do! 1.3209 0.04179 187 137 40 10
655 Fire away, but you and I are history! 1.3209 0.04315 187 139 36 12
656 You looked shorter in your Tinder pic. 1.3209 0.04179 187 137 40 10
657 Some flowers for you, Ms. Paper. Is Jackie home? 1.3209 0.04446 187 141 32 14
658 Sorry, Puff picked her up half an hour ago. 1.3209 0.04179 187 137 40 10
659 Breath mint? 1.3198 0.03970 197 143 45 9
660 I may be cold blooded, but I have feelings too! 1.3194 0.04117 191 140 41 10
661 Oh my, the florist screwed up the dragon lily order again” 1.3189 0.03990 185 133 45 7
662 Please get it through your head. The daughter of the mother of dragons is still your sister. 1.3189 0.03840 185 136 41 8
663 Your Uber Air is here. 1.3189 0.04308 185 140 32 13
664 Aw, you slay me, you really do. 1.3189 0.04063 185 134 43 8
665 Word to the wise -- she's dating Saint George. 1.3189 0.04274 185 137 37 11
666 The Morning After The Knight Before 1.3189 0.03643 185 136 42 7
667 She says not tonight. She's molting. 1.3169 0.04159 183 134 40 9
668 I don’t know if I’m ready for another date. On our last date, you burned down my favorite restaurant. 1.3169 0.04301 183 136 36 11
669 She’s not home. 1.3169 0.04050 183 140 31 12
670 Really, it's not your breath. 1.3169 0.04086 183 133 42 8
671 Looking for love in all the wrong places. 1.3169 0.04159 183 134 40 9
672 Wrong house, the Targaryen's are next door. 1.3169 0.04439 183 138 32 13
673 “No thanks. We've already had a free home security inspection.” 1.3169 0.03361 183 139 36 8
674 M'lady will be right out. She's still putting on fire retardant. 1.3169 0.03937 183 131 46 6
675 M'lady is looking for a good match, not a full blown flame thrower. 1.3169 0.04159 183 134 40 9
676 Daisies, really? You burn down our entire village and destroy all of our crops, and you bring daisies? 1.3169 0.04439 183 138 32 13
677 You’ve burned me too many times before. 1.3169 0.03937 183 131 46 6
678 Frankly, Harvey, I don't believe you've really changed. 1.3167 0.04349 180 134 35 11
679 Remember, absolutely no fire breathing. My folks are really into ending global warming. 1.3167 0.04420 180 135 33 12
680 Jackie's family moved to Honahlee 1.3167 0.04349 180 134 35 11
681 They're really sweet, but did you have to eat the florist?" 1.3167 0.04349 180 134 35 11
682 She's happy to hear that you are over your cold, but she is still recovering from one of your sneezes. 1.3167 0.04130 180 131 41 8
683 It’s too late for flowers-after all, you ate father... 1.3167 0.04420 180 135 33 12
684 They moved. 1.3167 0.04204 180 132 39 9
685 It's your fantasy, not mine. 1.3167 0.04204 180 132 39 9
686 Try next door. 1.3167 0.04558 180 137 29 14
687 I'm sorry. I don't date my hallucinations anymore, and neither should you. 1.3167 0.04130 180 131 41 8
688 Wait a sec while I check to see who ordered the snap dragons. 1.3167 0.04277 180 133 37 10
689 It will take more than flowers, buddy 1.3167 0.04420 180 135 33 12
690 What prom? 1.3167 0.04626 180 138 27 15
691 Sorry, I don’t date smokers. 1.3167 0.04420 180 135 33 12
692 ... and that, children, is why you should always take dating app profiles with a grain of salt. 1.3167 0.04204 180 132 39 9
693 How many kisses will this take? 1.3167 0.04693 180 139 25 16
694 Well alright but you’ll have to leave the flowers outside, they give me hay fever. 1.3149 0.04468 181 137 31 13
695 Did you quit smoking? 1.3146 0.04305 178 132 36 10
696 I'm sorry, but after the disappointment of Game of Thrones, I'm just not ready. 1.3146 0.04378 178 133 34 11
697 I told you before. No flowers. 1.3146 0.04520 178 135 30 13
698 What did you expect from a tinder date? 1.3146 0.04520 178 135 30 13
699 My husband George is due back from the Crusades today, so I can't see you any more. 1.3146 0.04155 178 130 40 8
700 Dad says he is totally fine with you being a dragon. He wants you to know he has a number of dragon friends. He says I can not go out with you because I am only 15. 1.3146 0.03919 178 127 46 5
701 No, she lives in the cave behind the castle. 1.3146 0.04305 178 132 36 10
702 Would you care to come in for a knight-cap? 1.3146 0.04078 178 129 42 7
703 No I am not the dragon queen! 1.3146 0.04230 178 131 38 9
704 I think you are looking for sixty-six million BCE. It's directly behind you. 1.3146 0.04305 178 132 36 10
705 Here we go. First you show up with flowers and that look on your face, then my fire insurance premiums go through the roof. 1.3146 0.04378 178 133 34 11
706 It's just that "non-smoker" on your profile might be a stretch. 1.3146 0.04305 178 132 36 10
707 Do you know that your subscription to the New Yorker is about to expire? 1.3146 0.04590 178 136 28 14
708 I tried to love you, but got burned every time. 1.3146 0.04155 178 130 40 8
709 Amazon delivery 1.3146 0.04378 178 133 34 11
710 To be honest, “Because you never bring me flowers” was not the only reason I don’t think we should see each other any more.” 1.3146 0.04378 178 133 34 11
711 The princess can't see you anymore. She didn't know you were a smoker. 1.3146 0.04155 178 130 40 8
712 If I wouldn't kiss the frog, what possibly makes you think I'd kiss you? 1.3146 0.04450 178 134 32 12
713 I can go on a date. As long as it's not at your house again" 1.3146 0.02894 178 141 28 9
714 They shouldn’t suspect anything. Just don’t breathe out until we get inside. 1.3146 0.04078 178 129 42 7
715 You look so different from your online photo. 1.3146 0.04155 178 130 40 8
716 The princess is out with a frog.” 1.3146 0.04305 178 132 36 10
717 Did you drink enough water? I don't want another 'incident'. 1.3146 0.04230 178 131 38 9
718 I don't think I'm going to be able to sneak you in through the window 1.3146 0.04155 178 130 40 8
719 I can't help you with spin-offs. You'll have to talk to HBO. 1.3146 0.04450 178 134 32 12
720 My father is still upset that you laid waste to his kingdom last week. 1.3146 0.04520 178 135 30 13
721 Meet me around back in 5 minutes but DON'T let anyone see you. 1.3146 0.04450 178 134 32 12
722 Both our profiles said we like pointy stuff. 1.3146 0.04078 178 129 42 7
723 You look taller in your photos. 1.3146 0.04305 178 132 36 10
724 George wants to know if your intentions are honorable. 1.3146 0.04230 178 131 38 9
725 You're perfectly nice, but I was expecting smoking hot. 1.3146 0.04520 178 135 30 13
726 Wrong princess. See, your GPS is pointing the other direction! 1.3128 0.04357 179 134 34 11
727 My dad says it's too soon for a sequel. 1.3128 0.04428 179 135 32 12
728 That's very sweet but she died 100 years ago. 1.3128 0.04284 179 133 36 10
729 I'm sorry... I just don't have the same fire-in-my-belly feelings for you. 1.3128 0.04135 179 131 40 8
730 I'm sorry, but the Dragon Lady is not in. 1.3128 0.04499 179 136 30 13
731 I told you to use the back door!' 1.3128 0.04097 179 138 29 12
732 Because it wouldn’t be a date. It would be Stockholm syndrome. 1.3128 0.03980 179 129 44 6
733 Is it ever a good idea to get back with an old flame? 1.3125 0.04480 176 133 31 12
734 She says, you are not her type. 1.3125 0.02661 176 138 31 7
735 OK, as long as you smoke outside. 1.3125 0.04022 176 127 43 6
736 I ordered a frog. 1.3125 0.04552 176 134 29 13
737 There's just no spark between us 1.3125 0.04022 176 127 43 6
738 I'm afraid my mother-in-law is out. 1.3125 0.04257 176 130 37 9
739 You had fewer scales in your profile picture 1.3125 0.04257 176 130 37 9
740 Hang on, mom just told him you've got an M.B.A. 1.3125 0.03857 176 125 47 4
741 She's not here, the series is over! 1.3125 0.04480 176 133 31 12
742 No, Puff, Jackie doesn't want to come out to play. 1.3125 0.04480 176 133 31 12
743 Dungeon visiting hours are over. 1.3125 0.04407 176 132 33 11
744 Hey, Daenerys, your ride’s here! 1.3125 0.04257 176 130 37 9
745 I'm sorry, we're no longer taking applicants for the position. 1.3125 0.04332 176 131 35 10
746 Wow, you didn't look this tall in your profile picture 1.3125 0.04332 176 131 35 10
747 The knight may be dead,but the night is still young. 1.3125 0.04101 176 128 41 7
748 My heart says yes but my exterminator says no 1.3125 0.04180 176 129 39 8
749 The flowers are a nice gesture, but we can't go out if you breathe fire at any man who looks at me in public. 1.3103 0.04284 174 129 36 9
750 Alas! I don’t think my family can see past the damsel-in-distress and dragon-slaying paradigm. 1.3103 0.04284 174 129 36 9
751 You're in the wrong nightmare. 1.3103 0.04045 174 126 42 6
752 I'm afraid I've been changed into a woman. 1.3103 0.04436 174 131 32 11
753 Oh my, I thought that dating site photo was a joke. I will need to withdraw my "Like". 1.3086 0.04185 175 129 38 8
754 She told me to tell you she’s washing her scales and can’t go out tonight. Try another time. But please call first. 1.3081 0.04232 172 127 37 8
755 Should I wear heels? 1.3081 0.04466 172 130 31 11
756 Sorry, but the spark is gone. 1.3081 0.04179 185 138 37 10
757 Your dino.com date is here. 1.3068 0.03924 176 127 44 5
758 I’ll see if she’s ready to be devoured. 1.3059 0.04176 170 125 38 7
759 I don’t have time for an old flame right now. 1.3059 0.04091 170 124 40 6
760 I'm not sure what you mean by "tinder", but it doesn't sound like something you should be playing around with. 1.3059 0.04258 170 126 36 8
761 No, you’re not forgiven. You singed my eyebrows. 1.3059 0.03736 170 125 40 5
762 Come around after dark. I'll leave the drawbridge unlocked. 1.3059 0.04258 170 126 36 8
763 "First, you have to do something about that breath of yours." 1.3054 0.04136 167 122 39 6
764 I'm really more of a knight person. 1.3054 0.04179 167 125 34 8
765 You don't look anything like your profile photo. 1.3054 0.03912 167 122 40 5
766 The eggs have hatched, two boys and a girl. You can come in now. 1.3054 0.04390 167 125 33 9
767 You look a lot different in your profile picture. 1.3054 0.04551 167 127 29 11
768 Oh, you just look so different from your profile picture is all. 1.3054 0.04307 167 124 35 8
769 That's not my tail honey 1.3054 0.04307 167 124 35 8
770 ‘Me sorry about last knight.’ 1.3054 0.04551 167 127 29 11
771 Let's go to yours. I've just had smoke alarms installed. 1.3054 0.04222 167 123 37 7
772 You burned down the entire village - I don’t think petunias are going to cut it this time. 1.3054 0.04307 167 124 35 8
773 It will never work Smaugy-Poo. I’m a wealthy princess and you’re...you're a Sander’s supporter. 1.3054 0.04092 167 129 28 10
774 It was a tail pic? 1.3054 0.04551 167 127 29 11
775 You can't just show up in the middle of the night and expect to get "slayed." 1.3054 0.04551 167 127 29 11
776 Sorry, my father won't allow me to date across species lines. 1.3054 0.04551 167 127 29 11
777 Sorry, I’m just not interested in courting disaster. 1.3054 0.04390 167 125 33 9
778 "Hi, we met on MATCH.COM". 1.3054 0.04471 167 126 31 10
779 You don’t look much like your profile photo either. 1.3054 0.04390 167 125 33 9
780 I do need to be back before the knight comes. 1.3054 0.04222 167 123 37 7
781 I don't know him, but he looks like a hottie! 1.3051 0.04067 177 130 40 7
782 For the LAST TIME, Tommy left here years ago and he took his sealing wax with him! 1.3046 0.04972 151 117 22 12
783 She said, 'did you ever hear the phrase, 'when hell freezes over? 1.3046 0.04110 174 128 39 7
784 Aaaahhhh - what do you do with that tail? 1.3046 0.03860 174 130 37 7
785 Daddy's wise to us! He noticed my burnt lips. 1.3041 0.04071 171 125 40 6
786 Look, I'm sorry you're all hot and bothered but now is not a good time. 1.3041 0.04474 171 130 30 11
787 shhh...my parents can’t know you are here! 1.3041 0.03809 171 127 38 6
788 Puff! Not now, my parents are here. 1.3041 0.04625 171 132 26 13
789 Don't know if you remember me, but the last time I rained hellfire down on your kingdom, I thought we had a moment... 1.3041 0.04317 171 128 34 9
790 Sorry she meant to swipe left. 1.3041 0.04071 171 125 40 6
791 Just flowers, no candy? 1.3041 0.04474 171 130 30 11
792 Terribly sorry, I meant to swipe left on my magic mirror. 1.3041 0.04155 171 126 38 7
793 I am Jacqueline Paper now Puff. 1.3036 0.04368 168 126 33 9
794 Quiet, I haven’t told my parents about you. 1.3036 0.04201 168 124 37 7
795 Dragon Lilies, Steve, really? 1.3030 0.04071 165 120 40 5
796 I told you I’m not a virgin!! 1.3030 0.04249 165 122 36 7
797 Hello handsome! I was thinking...maybe for a change you’d like to have a quiet knight in? 1.3030 0.04205 165 124 33 8
798 Not now! George is in. 1.3029 0.04547 175 135 27 13
799 Your photo on "match.com" was very different 1.3013 0.04209 156 114 37 5
800 Daenerys isn’t in right now. 1.3012 0.04140 166 122 38 6
801 Come in but no smoking. 1.3007 0.04456 153 114 32 7
802 I’m more into unicorns. 1.3006 0.04186 163 120 37 6
803 OK, here it goes. In retrospect, I see now that it wasn’t a nice thing to incinerate the prince and I admit that a lot of it was, you know, maybe my fault. But I’d like to, I guess, sort of... apologize? 1.3006 0.03757 163 128 26 9
804 So, that's one flower for every eyebrow you singed? Not much of an apology. 1.3006 0.04095 163 119 39 5
805 Again, my parents forbid it. You're not Jewish. 1.3006 0.04449 163 123 31 9
806 I know you've been burned in the past, but... 1.3006 0.04363 163 122 33 8
807 I was expecting a frog 1.3006 0.04095 163 119 39 5
808 I'm a little taller than I said I was on my profile... 1.3006 0.03214 163 128 28 7
809 I'm sorry, but ever since the Renaissance kicked in, nobody believes in you anymore. 1.3006 0.04095 163 119 39 5
810 Well, I’m willing to accept that a knight in shining armor is a cultural myth. 1.3006 0.04186 163 120 37 6
811 I'm sorry, the current administration is not accepting any new asylum seekers. 1.3006 0.04449 163 123 31 9
812 You can't destroy my entire village and think flowers will win be back 1.3006 0.04186 163 120 37 6
813 No sorry, this is castle 3C. You want castle 3D. 1.3006 0.04449 163 123 31 9
814 At first I thought it was heartburn, but actually I'm pregnant. 1.3006 0.04276 163 121 35 7
815 Before I take you to dinner darling, I need to use the Komodo. 1.3006 0.04276 163 121 35 7
816 We have to stop meeting like this... people will find out. 1.3006 0.04363 163 122 33 8
817 I just wanted you to light my fire. 1.3006 0.04001 163 123 33 7
818 You're too late! I've already kissed the frog. 1.3006 0.04533 163 124 29 10
819 No, Cathy's at a different castle. 1.3006 0.04616 163 125 27 11
820 I’ll tell you right now, my Dad is not gonna pay for this wedding. 1.3006 0.04533 163 124 29 10
821 Well, look what the cat dragoned in. 1.3006 0.04320 163 124 30 9
822 Dany said to tell you, now that the show is over, please leave her alone. 1.3006 0.04449 163 123 31 9
823 Do you have time to hear about our lord and savior Jesus Christ? 1.3006 0.04698 163 126 25 12
824 Ever since you ate her cat she doesn’t want to see you! 1.3006 0.04363 163 122 33 8
825 C'mon, you ate the Prince. Give me some time. 1.3006 0.04533 163 124 29 10
826 I’m sorry. Smoking is a deal breaker. 1.3006 0.04186 163 120 37 6
827 Good grief; the costume party is next week. 1.3006 0.04616 163 125 27 11
828 My parents are afraid they'll never see the grandchildren. 1.3006 0.04186 163 120 37 6
829 I’ll tell her you’re here but I doubt that a few flowers will make up for the singed eyebrows”. 1.3006 0.04449 163 123 31 9
830 You seemed taller in your profile picture. 1.3006 0.04186 163 120 37 6
831 We’re simply incompatible. You keep incinerating all my favorite places.” Robert Van Brocklin, Portland, Ore 1.3006 0.03496 163 128 27 8
832 Yes, I had a lovely time, but no good-night kiss until you do something about that breath! 1.3006 0.04533 163 124 29 10
833 I’m sorry, it’s not you, it’s me. 1.3006 0.04449 163 123 31 9
834 Sorry... It's not you, it's me. 1.3006 0.04616 163 125 27 11
835 Daenerys Stormborn, Mother of Dragons? Two sets down on the left. 1.3006 0.04276 163 121 35 7
836 What happened to the frog I was supposed to kiss? 1.3006 0.04698 163 126 25 12
837 Look, I told you, bad breath is a dealbreaker. 1.3006 0.04186 163 120 37 6
838 She cherishes her memories of the blasted cornfields and charred villagers, but now she wants some time to reimagine her life. 1.3006 0.04449 163 123 31 9
839 If I kiss you will you turn into a prince? 1.3000 0.04242 170 127 35 8
840 No, there's no Khaleesi here. 1.2994 0.04536 167 128 28 11
841 The princess says, "Thanks, but you're not my species." 1.2994 0.04415 167 129 27 11
842 Shhhhh! Sneak in through my bedroom window. 1.2994 0.04455 167 127 30 10
843 Only if St. George comes as a chaperone. 1.2994 0.04162 167 126 33 8
844 It’s not you, it’s me! 1.2981 0.04392 161 121 32 8
845 OK. But if you don't turn in to a prince by midnight I'm going to get dressed and leave. 1.2981 0.04118 161 118 38 5
846 Let me check if she's decent. 1.2981 0.04303 161 120 34 7
847 Milady Dragon, Sir Lancelot sends his regrets from deep inside 1.2981 0.04392 161 121 32 8
848 …I didn’t want to hurt your feelings, but yes… it is another dragon. 1.2981 0.04023 161 117 40 4
849 I can't see you anymore. George is getting suspicious. 1.2981 0.04392 161 121 32 8
850 She said something about a fire drill... 1.2981 0.04023 161 125 29 7
851 Go away...you're not supposed to show up until the season finale. 1.2981 0.04392 161 121 32 8
852 You burned me, it's going to take more than a few flowers to win me back. 1.2981 0.04303 161 120 34 7
853 Woke or not, I’m not going. 1.2981 0.04479 161 122 30 9
854 I’m sorry Puff!...But the magic is gone and I’m NOT moving to Galilee! 1.2981 0.04479 161 122 30 9
855 NEXT! 1.2981 0.04479 161 122 30 9
856 I'm sorry, but she met Godzilla yesterday, and you know ... 1.2981 0.04392 161 121 32 8
857 I'm sorry. I swiped right by accident. 1.2981 0.04479 161 122 30 9
858 Oh sure, flowers COMPLETELY make up for missing the last 3 months of child support. 1.2981 0.04392 161 121 32 8
859 Not so sure I am ready to have my heart melted. 1.2981 0.04303 161 120 34 7
860 Sorry, the Targaryens moved out 6 weeks ago. 1.2981 0.04257 161 122 31 8
861 I’ll see if George is at home 1.2981 0.04392 161 121 32 8
862 Okay, you can come in but, whatever you do, don't belch. 1.2981 0.04023 161 117 40 4
863 The wine didn’t work , neither will the flowers Ralph. 1.2976 0.04432 168 128 30 10
864 I told you, that one time was just to make my father angry. 1.2963 0.04280 162 121 34 7
865 I’m the mother-in-law of dragons. 1.2963 0.04456 162 123 30 9
866 She told me to tell you it's over, she's dating a unicorn now." 1.2963 0.04280 162 121 34 7
867 Maleficent, it’s for you... 1.2963 0.04050 162 126 27 9
868 HBO says it’s moving on and that it wishes you the best of luck. 1.2958 0.04332 142 104 34 4
869 Mum’s kind of a nudge. She’s wondering if you could maybe do a couple of quick flyovers for the kids and, if you don’t mind, take care of cooking the steaks. 1.2956 0.04237 159 118 35 6
870 The flowers are nice, but let’s get this clear. You’re here to set things on fire and occasional give rides to the children. Nothing else! 1.2956 0.04510 159 121 29 9
871 I have no use for a flower bringing dragon. 1.2956 0.04237 159 118 35 6
872 ...and stop calling me Daenerys! 1.2949 0.04999 156 124 18 14
873 No wonder you wrote, "The ladies think I'm hot." 1.2949 0.04287 156 116 34 6
874 He’s still here! Blow some fire and act angry. 1.2949 0.03935 156 115 37 4
875 Wow... the #MeToo movement has REALLY made a difference 1.2949 0.04189 156 115 36 5
876 You think some lousy flowers will make up for how badly you botched the finale? 1.2949 0.04189 156 115 36 5
877 So, if I kiss you you'll turn into Prince? 1.2949 0.04382 156 117 32 7
878 I’m going to have to sneak you in! 1.2949 0.04567 156 119 28 9
879 Quick, behind the dungeon. Or Father will see us. 1.2949 0.04567 156 119 28 9
880 Well now I'm certainly not feeling the damsel in distress thing. 1.2949 0.04189 156 115 36 5
881 I'm actually ready to see other people 1.2949 0.03113 156 118 35 3
882 I’m sorry. My parents just don’t want me dating someone who’s not Jewish 1.2949 0.04287 156 116 34 6
883 You think two flowers will atone for torching the wrong army? 1.2949 0.04476 156 118 30 8
884 Shush. St. George is here. 1.2949 0.04287 156 116 34 6
885 Flowers?! Oh, Draco, you slay me. 1.2949 0.04476 156 118 30 8
886 Jackie Paper? He's long gone,Puff. I heard he became an accountant and moved to Pougkeepsie. 1.2945 0.04389 163 126 27 10
887 But I was supposed to kiss a frog! 1.2945 0.01933 163 128 32 3
888 Actually, I ordered a *wagonful* of flowers. 1.2945 0.04600 163 126 26 11
889 I shouldn’t have clicked ‘hot date’. 1.2937 0.04307 160 120 33 7
890 Come in. He will be out most of the day on a quest. 1.2930 0.04264 157 117 34 6
891 Come on in. My father's off reigning someplace. 1.2930 0.04358 157 118 32 7
892 You gargled this time, right? 1.2922 0.04008 154 112 39 3
893 Yes, I'm holding a grudge. 1.2922 0.04411 154 116 31 7
894 What part of "No way" don't you understand? 1.2922 0.04411 154 116 31 7
895 I'm sorry, I have no idea what you are saying - we don't speak Welsh 1.2922 0.03901 154 116 33 5
896 I meant it when I said you are really hot in bed ... but trust me, you don’t want to meet my family. The St. George’s are pretty conservative. 1.2922 0.04506 154 117 29 8
897 Fine. If you want the truth, it's your breath. 1.2922 0.04113 154 113 37 4
898 This courtship seems to really... drag on. Ba ha ha ha! But seriously, go away. 1.2922 0.04411 154 116 31 7
899 I heard you like bad boys and, not to brag, but I just set that village on fire. 1.2922 0.04506 154 117 29 8
900 So, Cosmo was correct: Mr. Right is a mythical creature. 1.2922 0.04506 154 117 29 8
901 Yeah, yeah, the frog told me the same thing... 1.2922 0.04214 154 114 35 5
902 Sorry she eloped last week with a frog! 1.2922 0.04214 154 114 35 5
903 She told me to tell you that she never wants to see you again because you have dragon breath. 1.2922 0.04600 154 118 27 9
904 When I read your profile but about “setting any woman on fire” I didn’t take it literally. 1.2922 0.04314 154 115 33 6
905 George! Need you down here ASAP! 1.2922 0.04506 154 117 29 8
906 We've progressed a lot in the past few years, but not this much. 1.2922 0.04214 154 114 35 5
907 She said to tell you she's washing her spikes. 1.2922 0.04214 154 114 35 5
908 Oh my... Your profile didn’t mention anything about the tail. 1.2922 0.04214 154 114 35 5
909 Its not you, its me. I like someone a little edgier and more dangerous. 1.2922 0.04411 154 116 31 7
910 It may have been unfair, but he always wanted to be cremated anyway 1.2922 0.04008 154 112 39 3
911 Could you step inside and warm the place up a bit. It's awfully damp and cold. 1.2922 0.03846 154 118 30 6
912 Look, this isn’t a date or anything, I just need you to light the grill for me! 1.2914 0.04159 151 111 36 4
913 Trust me, I changed! 1.2903 0.04290 155 116 33 6
914 Let's frolic in the autumn mist. 1.2903 0.04481 155 118 29 8
915 I may have lied a bit on my Tinder profile. 1.2903 0.04090 155 114 37 4
916 Nope, no damsels here. 1.2901 0.04170 162 121 35 6
917 We'll have to be quick - my knight-in-shining-armor is taking a nap inside. 1.2895 0.04538 152 116 28 8
918 Is it too late to swipe left? 1.2895 0.04441 152 115 30 7
919 I am not a damsel and I wasn't in distress until you knocked! 1.2895 0.04441 152 115 30 7
920 I can't let you in ... I'm allergic to flowers. 1.2895 0.04441 152 115 30 7
921 But first, wipe the soot from your nostrils. 1.2895 0.04240 152 113 34 5
922 I know she'll appreciate the flowers. I'll see if Cersei wants to come out to play. 1.2895 0.04441 152 115 30 7
923 Good timing he just left for the crusades. But, i'll only let you in if you promise to control your breath this time. 1.2895 0.04907 152 120 20 12
924 I sent you to the store for flour, not flowers! 1.2895 0.04538 152 116 28 8
925 Would it be too much for a first date if you just abducted me? 1.2895 0.04441 152 115 30 7
926 You'll have to use the back entrance. 1.2895 0.04726 152 118 24 10
927 I just don't believe you quit smoking 1.2885 0.04169 156 116 35 5
928 Tell the Queen that her prodigal son has returned. 1.2885 0.04267 156 117 33 6
929 I ordered Dragon's Breath flowers-- not a dragon with flowers! 1.2885 0.04267 156 117 33 6
930 I think you're looking for Dragonstone, two castles over... 1.2885 0.04119 156 118 32 6
931 Our wedding would get crazy likes! 1.2877 0.04119 146 107 36 3
932 But Karen, he brought me flowers this time instead of a charred baby goat. Maybe he’s ready to settle down! 1.2877 0.04657 146 112 26 8
933 It was great, but it was just the magic of the autumn mist, or maybe all the weed. 1.2876 0.04606 153 118 26 9
934 I’ve seen this in a Monty Python movie. 1.2876 0.04512 153 117 28 8
935 She's still recovering from the burns. 1.2876 0.04606 153 118 26 9
936 She’s not here right now. She’s out with a horse from Troy. 1.2876 0.04317 153 115 32 6
937 Correct, barbecue the meat, not us. 1.2876 0.03953 153 114 35 4
938 But no nostril-flaring this time. 1.2876 0.04216 153 114 34 5
939 What do you mean I don't look like my Tinder profile? 1.2876 0.04317 153 115 32 6
940 This is a Disney House, Universal is the next castle over the ridge! 1.2876 0.04113 153 113 36 4
941 Watch out! My old boyfriend is looking for you! 1.2876 0.04007 153 112 38 3
942 I was hoping for a wrist corsage 1.2876 0.04216 153 114 34 5
943 How now! I ordered for mine wedding a Veil not a Tail and flowered Wagon not Dragon. All becometh towering ruins by Auto-Correct! 1.2876 0.04216 153 114 34 5
944 Drago, after last time, I hope you're not even vaguely considering make-up sex. 1.2876 0.04512 153 117 28 8
945 I'll let Rapunzel know that she doesn't have to let down her hair this time. 1.2875 0.04003 160 118 38 4
946 We both know your first love is arson." 1.2867 0.04667 150 116 25 9
947 I'm his wife. 1.2867 0.04471 150 114 29 7
948 You'll never be more to me than an old flame. 1.2867 0.04160 150 111 35 4
949 For me? 1.2867 0.04370 150 114 31 6
950 Oh Fred, Daddy says I can't date immigrants. 1.2867 0.04370 150 113 31 6
951 Ooh, fabulous! I’ll get a vase for those. He’ll be so pleased you’re here! 1.2867 0.04667 150 116 25 9
952 I'm sorry, I should never have gone on Cindr. 1.2867 0.04051 150 110 37 3
953 We have to talk...I'm pregnant. 1.2867 0.04570 150 115 27 8
954 Um, aren’t you supposed to be a frog? 1.2867 0.04051 150 110 37 3
955 She's not in. I'm her mother. 1.2867 0.04160 150 111 35 4
956 Look, I'm not giving you 5 stars for the ride when half of your passengers fell off. 1.2867 0.04106 150 113 32 5
957 This has to end, you’ve burned me one too many times. 1.2867 0.04370 150 113 31 6
958 It's not yours. 1.2867 0.04570 150 115 27 8
959 But where's the drama? You're just a dragon, standing in front of a girl...asking her to love you. 1.2867 0.04471 150 114 29 7
960 Wait for me down the moat...the prince is still yammering on about “rescuing” me. 1.2867 0.03582 150 116 29 5
961 You tried to eat me... So no, apology not accepted. 1.2867 0.04370 150 113 31 6
962 I'm sorry. It's just that my sister was expecting a frog. 1.2867 0.04667 150 116 25 9
963 My mom sent me over to apologize for ruining your party by setting all your guests on fire. 1.2857 0.04391 154 117 30 7
964 This my first online date. 1.2857 0.04580 154 119 26 9
965 But what about your old flame? 1.2857 0.04391 154 117 30 7
966 Boy I hope this date doesn’t drag-on 1.2857 0.04487 154 118 28 8
967 Frankly, it's your breath. 1.2857 0.04193 154 115 34 5
968 State your intentions. I've been burned before. 1.2857 0.04293 154 116 32 6
969 I'm sorry Beowulf; your mother's here. 1.2857 0.04342 154 119 27 8
970 My parents would accept you more if you had a contract with HBO. 1.2857 0.04391 154 117 30 7
971 What have you done to George? 1.2848 0.04543 151 116 27 8
972 After all these years, I wanted to let you know that I love you. And I made reservations at 6:00, so get ready. 1.2848 0.04445 151 115 29 7
973 I promise I’ll never forget our anniversary again. 1.2848 0.04543 151 116 27 8
974 OK, but it will have to be quick 1.2848 0.04345 151 114 31 6
975 I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but it turned out to be Stockholm Syndrome and not love. 1.2848 0.04640 151 117 25 9
976 Y’know, once in a while it would be nice to see some fire. 1.2848 0.04445 151 115 29 7
977 I just think we've lost some of that fiery passion 1.2839 0.04120 155 118 31 6
978 You have the wrong house. Khaleesi lives next door. 1.2839 0.04269 155 117 32 6
979 She's at the lake. 1.2839 0.04366 155 118 30 7
980 Can the princess come out to play? 1.2839 0.04461 155 119 28 8
981 Dad says I can’t go out until he sees your car. 1.2838 0.04701 148 115 24 9
982 I ordered snap dragons, not a dragon who snaps. 1.2838 0.04501 148 113 28 7
983 If the chocolate melted, why is it all over your lips?” 1.2838 0.04450 148 115 25 8
984 O.K.,but wipe your feet. 1.2838 0.04184 148 110 34 4
985 Of course they're for ME! - You've eaten ALL the others! 1.2838 0.04398 148 112 30 6
986 It isn’t you. It’s me. 1.2838 0.04292 148 111 32 5
987 This won't work until you do something about your breath. 1.2838 0.04292 148 111 32 5
988 I already told you this will never work. You’re simply from the wrong side of the moat. 1.2829 0.04420 152 116 29 7
989 She'll be down in a few minutes, she's trying to find shoes to match the asbestos gown. Nice flowers. 1.2829 0.04420 152 116 29 7
990 The king also invited my old flame. 1.2829 0.04517 152 117 27 8
991 I would invite you up, but my home owner's insurance won't cover flames of passion. 1.2829 0.04517 152 117 27 8
992 I'm sorry but it's... It's your breath! 1.2829 0.04517 152 117 27 8
993 Theme party huh ? 1.2829 0.04517 152 117 27 8
994 And just what part of “NO “ didst thou not understand? 1.2829 0.04613 152 118 25 9
995 My Dad said you were a myth and I should stay away from the wine cellar. 1.2829 0.04517 152 117 27 8
996 You overheard the Fairy Tale Wedding part correctly, but I said with a Sire Breeding Pagan. 1.2829 0.04888 152 121 19 12
997 So I guess we won’t need an Uber. 1.2828 0.04663 145 112 25 8
998 DON''T sneeze! 1.2828 0.04118 145 107 35 3
999 Yes, you have dragon breath. 1.2828 0.04453 145 110 29 6
1000 Oh... uh, hi. Ali is getting ready and will be out in a moment. Meanwhile, tell me, what do your parents do? 1.2828 0.04453 145 110 29 6
1001 I was given to understand you'd be a frog. 1.2828 0.04453 145 110 29 6
1002 If my dad asks, your favorite movie is Dragonslayer. 1.2828 0.03816 145 112 28 5
1003 You know the is a meet and greet, not a meet and eat. 1.2828 0.04559 145 111 27 7
1004 I'm a drag queen, not a dragon queen! 1.2828 0.04559 145 111 27 7
1005 Be patient; she's on the line with St. George. 1.2828 0.04453 145 110 29 6
1006 Huh, I thought from the app you'd be taller. 1.2828 0.04663 145 112 25 8
1007 But how would we raise the children? 1.2828 0.04663 145 112 25 8
1008 Sorry, I only date Non-smokers. 1.2828 0.04344 145 109 31 5
1009 I'm sorry, she just left with her other flame. 1.2828 0.04559 145 111 27 7
1010 Kissing a frog was bad enough. But this?! 1.2828 0.04864 145 114 21 10
1011 I can't keep dating you. You ate the last three chaperones. 1.2819 0.04673 149 116 24 9
1012 Sorry I am late. My flight got delayed. 1.2819 0.04268 149 112 32 5
1013 You're two ice ages late. 1.2819 0.04373 149 113 30 6
1014 I only want your friendship. And occasionally a ride. 1.2819 0.04049 149 110 36 3
1015 You'll find her in the tall tower at the back 1.2819 0.04373 149 113 30 6
1016 Please don't breathe a word of this — I can't afford another fire insurance hike. 1.2819 0.04769 149 117 22 10
1017 I’ve been catfished before, but this is ridiculous. 1.2810 0.04395 153 117 29 7
1018 Come in, George just left. 1.2810 0.04091 153 114 35 4
1019 Pete's not home. 1.2808 0.04319 146 110 31 5
1020 You looked a bit different in your Grinder photo. 1.2808 0.04427 146 111 29 6
1021 Not tonight. I'm grounded 1.2800 0.04136 150 112 34 4
1022 You look different from the photo on your profile. 1.2800 0.04243 150 113 32 5
1023 Not until you do something about your breath! 1.2800 0.04243 150 113 32 5
1024 Mr. Trump says you're not his type. 1.2800 0.04835 150 119 20 11
1025 You take Tinder quite literally, don't you? Still glad I swept right. 1.2800 0.04549 150 116 26 8
1026 I'm sorry. Saint George is out. 1.2800 0.04243 150 113 32 5
1027 She thought you'd be ridding a white horse. 1.2800 0.04347 150 114 30 6
1028 You might want to consider updating your FaceBook photo. 1.2800 0.04449 150 115 28 7
1029 The flowers are sweet, but you look nothing like your profile photo. 1.2800 0.04027 150 111 36 3
1030 Not until you leave your wife. 1.2797 0.04372 143 108 30 5
1031 I appreciate the gesture, but you just don't set my heart on fire. 1.2797 0.04483 143 109 28 6
1032 You call it passion, I call it fire. 1.2797 0.04483 143 109 28 6
1033 I'm just a boy-ish, standing in front of a girl, asking her to love him. 1.2797 0.04258 143 107 32 4
1034 Go away! I told you that my parents would never understand. 1.2797 0.04081 143 108 31 4
1035 Hi Mom, I’m home! 1.2797 0.04801 143 112 22 9
1036 Shhh! The king's home! Meet you at the Hippogriff Inn as soon as I change into my scales. 1.2797 0.04698 143 111 24 8
1037 Of course I love you, but it would be much better if you came back tonight after everyone's gone to bed. 1.2797 0.02198 143 116 23 4
1038 I can't see you any longer. It's not your species, it's your politics. 1.2797 0.04372 143 108 30 5
1039 It’s me, not you. 1.2797 0.04428 143 111 25 7
1040 Size really is everything. 1.2797 0.04372 143 108 30 5
1041 Happy Mother's Day! 1.2797 0.04258 143 107 32 4
1042 The family of the knight you cremated has requested a donation to The United Way in lieu of flowers. 1.2797 0.04592 143 110 26 7
1043 Before Tinder there was Cinder. 1.2797 0.05002 143 114 18 11
1044 You must be here for my brother. 1.2797 0.04258 143 107 32 4
1045 I can't be the damsel to your distress anymore. 1.2797 0.04903 143 113 20 10
1046 Why, Princess Estrilda, it's one of your old flames! 1.2797 0.04372 143 108 30 5
1047 Just to warn you, she's still very hot. 1.2797 0.04258 143 107 32 4
1048 Mothers day was last month. 1.2797 0.04592 143 110 26 7
1049 My knight is where? 1.2797 0.04592 143 110 26 7
1050 I was thinking, ‘better the devil you know ...’ 1.2797 0.04698 143 111 24 8
1051 She's in the dungeon - roll 8 or higher. 1.2797 0.04592 143 110 26 7
1052 Sorry, but I’ve heard about your dinner dates. 1.2797 0.04258 143 107 32 4
1053 Sorry, but now that Game of Thrones is over, she's just not that into you anymore. 1.2797 0.04698 143 111 24 8
1054 Your profile picture was wildly deceptive. 1.2797 0.04372 143 108 30 5
1055 Sorry, we're just not compatible. I mean -- you're a Republican! 1.2797 0.04199 143 109 29 5
1056 I'm sorry, but I have a new hair dryer. 1.2797 0.04592 143 110 26 7
1057 Thank god, the prince slayer. 1.2797 0.04258 143 107 32 4
1058 Not now, his Lordship just arrived ! 1.2797 0.04698 143 111 24 8
1059 A GPS tail.Cool. 1.2797 0.04483 143 109 28 6
1060 You're awfully sweet, but mixed marriages never work. 1.2797 0.04592 143 110 26 7
1061 You don’t look anything like your online photo. 1.2797 0.04372 143 108 30 5
1062 This is unexpected, you look exactly like your Tinder profile. 1.2797 0.05002 143 114 18 11
1063 I really like you but this is a non-smoking kingdom. 1.2797 0.04199 143 109 29 5
1064 'I appreciate your thought,but you know that you are an old flame!" 1.2797 0.04801 143 112 22 9
1065 I realize you breathe fire, but that doesn't make you smoking hot. 1.2797 0.04483 143 109 28 6
1066 I'm sorry but you have burnt all your bridges here. 1.2797 0.04258 143 107 32 4
1067 We were expecting the refrigerator repairman. 1.2797 0.00702 143 118 24 1
1068 Sorry, she’s already out on the town with the unicorn. 1.2797 0.04372 143 108 30 5
1069 She doesn’t want to see you. She’s still hot after your last date. 1.2797 0.04372 143 108 30 5
1070 She's in the north tower. 1.2797 0.04698 143 111 24 8
1071 I'm slayed. 1.2797 0.04372 143 108 30 5
1072 Oh, please come on in. I want you to meet my brother, George. 1.2797 0.04592 143 110 26 7
1073 Oh, Drago. Where the hell art mine fire extinguishers? Deny thy species, and meet me at the balcony. 1.2797 0.04592 143 110 26 7
1074 Let’s not let this relationship drag on.” John Fletcher, Los Angeles, C 1.2789 0.04401 147 112 29 6
1075 I always imagined you as being more assertive. 1.2778 0.04346 144 109 30 5
1076 My father says I can't date dragons. 1.2778 0.04564 144 111 26 7
1077 Did you pick those from MY GARDEN?!?!? 1.2778 0.04233 144 108 32 4
1078 I told you, it was just a one knight thing. 1.2778 0.04456 144 110 28 6
1079 Got a light? 1.2778 0.04772 144 113 22 9
1080 It's over. There's fire in your belly, but your ass is dragon. 1.2778 0.04346 144 109 30 5
1081 That's not what the fire emoji means, we're over. 1.2778 0.04669 144 112 24 8
1082 Now you tell me you're allergic to flowers? 1.2778 0.04456 144 110 28 6
1083 Wally, it's over. Still, we'll always have Paris. 1.2778 0.04456 144 110 28 6
1084 Go wither thy tale pointeth, as my Father, the King, hath declareth thou be too old for me. 1.2778 0.04510 144 113 23 8
1085 So sorry, we already bought flowers from your competitor. 1.2778 0.04346 144 109 30 5
1086 After your 'toasting' the host last night, you think flowers are going to fix this? 1.2778 0.04233 144 108 32 4
1087 I told you to be careful with the Viagra. 1.2778 0.04564 144 111 26 7
1088 You looked bigger in your profile picture 1.2778 0.04669 144 112 24 8
1089 Are you finally ready to stop burning bridges? 1.2778 0.04233 144 108 32 4
1090 I thought for our first date we agreed to meet at the coffee shop? 1.2778 0.04456 144 110 28 6
1091 I'm so sorry! The is the PENdragon's castle. The Dragon's castle is on the moor beyond the fen. 1.2770 0.04479 148 114 27 7
1092 Honey, now that Game of Thrones is over I won’t have to travel for work anymore. 1.2770 0.04427 148 116 24 8
1093 She'll be right down and I want her home by eight. Not ate! 1.2766 0.04624 141 109 25 7
1094 You look different in your profile picture 1.2766 0.04224 141 108 28 5
1095 It just won't work Puff. I'm a Hulu gal and you're an HBO guy. 1.2766 0.04283 141 106 31 4
1096 Okay okay I will tell her you brought flowers 1.2766 0.04283 141 106 31 4
1097 Are you expected? 1.2766 0.04163 141 105 33 3
1098 Sorry but I'm allergic to daisies 1.2766 0.04513 141 108 27 6
1099 I'm sorry, she's not here. Can I bring you someone else? 1.2766 0.04513 141 108 27 6
1100 Well this isn't who either of us was expecting 1.2766 0.04513 141 108 27 6
1101 But Dino your tail’s too big. 1.2766 0.04513 141 108 27 6
1102 He'd like to borrow a cup of lighter fluid 1.2766 0.03429 141 112 24 5
1103 We can not see each other anyomore....it’s your breath! 1.2766 0.04942 141 112 19 10
1104 Really, it's not you personally . It's your breath. 1.2766 0.04624 141 109 25 7
1105 I'd know my baby boy anywhere. We have the same tail. 1.2766 0.04624 141 109 25 7
1106 My snoring? That’s the problem? 1.2766 0.04283 141 106 31 4
1107 She doesn't want to see you. She says you have dragon breath. 1.2766 0.04513 141 108 27 6
1108 Daddy says that you're from the wrong side of the realm. 1.2766 0.04624 141 109 25 7
1109 I'm sorry, but I'm a sucker for the bad boys. 1.2766 0.04624 141 109 25 7
1110 OK, but I don't like breathing fire on a first date. 1.2766 0.04624 141 109 25 7
1111 Did they tell you to do this at your anger management classes? 1.2766 0.04163 141 105 33 3
1112 Are we walking or flying? 1.2766 0.04283 141 106 31 4
1113 You USED to bother kidnapping me. 1.2766 0.04838 141 111 21 9
1114 Don't be afraid. I'm Puff, looking for a friend. 1.2766 0.04733 141 110 23 8
1115 This isn't a good time. My parents are still mad about the village you burned down. 1.2766 0.04163 141 105 33 3
1116 She'll be right down. The asbestos base took much longer than she thought. 1.2766 0.04733 141 110 23 8
1117 Game of Thrones is over....OVER! 1.2766 0.03781 141 112 23 6
1118 I'm going to send out my 'Brave-ish Knight!' 1.2766 0.04513 141 108 27 6
1119 The only thing stopping me from committing is your breath, it's killing me 1.2766 0.04400 141 107 29 5
1120 You don't look like our regular 1-800-FLOWERS delivery person. 1.2766 0.04283 141 111 23 7
1121 Go back and tell them I ordered "flour." 1.2766 0.04942 141 112 19 10
1122 Come back later. St. George just dropped in for a drink with my father. 1.2766 0.04400 141 107 29 5
1123 I’m considered handsome, and handy at cookouts! 1.2766 0.04624 141 109 25 7
1124 Sorry - George is at knight training camp. I’ll let him know you stopped by when he gets back. 1.2766 0.04513 141 108 27 6
1125 Oh Gordon, it could never be, I'm Episcopalian. 1.2766 0.04283 141 106 31 4
1126 A pilfered poesy is no apology for incinerating a thousand peasants! 1.2766 0.04733 141 110 23 8
1127 Hey Godzilla, your dreamboat is here. 1.2766 0.04513 141 108 27 6
1128 The griffin used to bring me a whole bouquet back when we were dating. 1.2766 0.03847 141 110 26 5
1129 You looked a lot different on your profile pic. 1.2766 0.04624 141 109 25 7
1130 You’ll need more than that to rekindle our flame. 1.2766 0.04838 141 111 21 9
1131 The Princess said she's moved on. But I'm free if you want to talk 1.2766 0.04513 141 108 27 6
1132 The king does not believe in mixed marriages. 1.2766 0.04513 141 108 27 6
1133 You're Dragon my heart around. 1.2759 0.04320 145 110 30 5
1134 Oh, great, my Uber’s here. 1.2759 0.04536 145 112 26 7
1135 Not now! My father's home. 1.2759 0.04536 145 112 26 7
1136 I'M SO GLAD YOU WON ME. THAT KNIGHT WAS A BEAST! 1.2746 0.04703 142 111 23 8
1137 I told you to stay away from here. He will slay you if he finds us together. 1.2746 0.04486 142 109 27 6
1138 I thought I told you to come to the back door. 1.2746 0.04138 142 106 33 3
1139 We're not OK until you apologize to Mother and replace all of the singed curtains. 1.2746 0.04596 142 110 25 7
1140 Psst... I think you got the White Knight's script by mistake. 1.2740 0.04068 146 109 34 3
1141 SH...Come around the back. I don't want my dad to see you. 1.2734 0.04658 139 108 24 7
1142 My folks will just never accept a mixed marriage. 1.2734 0.04428 139 108 25 6
1143 You’re not planning to take me up the Empire State Building, are you? 1.2734 0.04428 139 106 28 5
1144 Sorry, I thought you said you were a dragoon. 1.2734 0.04768 139 109 22 8
1145 I’m sorry, but my Tesla’s just more fuel-efficient.” 1.2734 0.04768 139 109 22 8
1146 Dragon breath was not a compliment. 1.2734 0.04658 139 108 24 7
1147 I'm so sorry, Alvin. I don't date smokers. 1.2734 0.04248 139 107 27 5
1148 Apology accepted. Now, run along before the White Knight gets home. 1.2734 0.03725 139 108 27 4
1149 It's not a knock-knock joke? 1.2734 0.04658 139 108 24 7
1150 OK, but no firebreathing or petting on the first date 1.2734 0.04658 139 108 24 7
1151 Sorry, but we don't subscribe to HBO. 1.2734 0.04876 139 110 20 9
1152 I love you, but your breath... 1.2734 0.04369 139 108 25 6
1153 Two flowers? Grendel brought me chocolates! 1.2734 0.05086 139 112 16 11
1154 Your condolences for the knights untimely death are appreciated, but now is not a good time. 1.2734 0.04428 139 106 28 5
1155 Sorry. We’ve already got one. 1.2734 0.04123 139 106 29 4
1156 Sir George say's he won't let you treat him that way and he never ever wants to see you again! 1.2734 0.04658 139 108 24 7
1157 This is 1475 AD ... I believe the party is at 1475 BC.. 1.2734 0.04544 139 107 26 6
1158 You smell nice, but the finale still ruined it for me. 1.2734 0.04982 139 111 18 10
1159 Oh my god, you're such a drag 1.2734 0.03115 139 109 27 3
1160 First, do something about that breath. 1.2734 0.04768 139 109 22 8
1161 Knock it off Clyde. You're not the first one to come singing "Stop Dragon My Heart Around" you know! 1.2734 0.04544 139 107 26 6
1162 Just ignore my father --he used to be a knight. 1.2734 0.04544 139 107 26 6
1163 I'm sorry, but the fire has gone out of our relationship. 1.2734 0.04428 139 106 28 5
1164 Sorry, your show was cancelled. 1.2734 0.04428 139 106 28 5
1165 Thanks for sitting down to hear the bad news that my new boyfriend is a real prince. 1.2734 0.04658 139 108 24 7
1166 You can huff and puff all you want but she's not coming out. 1.2734 0.04768 139 109 22 8
1167 Well, it's a start. 1.2734 0.04309 139 105 30 4
1168 Deliveries are only accepted at the rear drawbridge. 1.2734 0.04658 139 108 24 7
1169 Thank you, but we have all the huffin, puffin, fire breathing nonsense we need for the day. 1.2734 0.04544 139 107 26 6
1170 You know I’m allergic to snapdragons. 1.2734 0.04309 139 105 30 4
1171 I’ll tell her you’re here. 1.2734 0.04309 139 105 30 4
1172 Lose the posies and come back with flame-roasted cauliflower steaks! 1.2734 0.04428 139 106 28 5
1173 Your sweet Carl, but it’s all about the fire...where’s the fire? 1.2734 0.04428 139 106 28 5
1174 Sorry, I have to wash my hair. 1.2734 0.04768 139 109 22 8
1175 You looked a lot younger on your profile. 1.2734 0.04309 139 105 30 4
1176 Thanks, Puff, but those aren't the botanicals I was expecting. 1.2734 0.04544 139 107 26 6
1177 My father wants to show you his sword before we go. 1.2734 0.04544 139 107 26 6
1178 You think you hoard all our gold, burn down the village and eat my sister and that bouquet will make up for it? 1.2734 0.04658 139 108 24 7
1179 I don't think I specified dragons on tinder... but come on in 1.2734 0.04309 139 105 30 4
1180 Meet me out back in twenty minutes. Keep the car running. 1.2734 0.04428 139 106 28 5
1181 The Game of Thrones is in the next set. 1.2734 0.04658 139 108 24 7
1182 Oh, I thought she said her date was draggin' her to the prom. 1.2734 0.04309 139 105 30 4
1183 I’m sorry, George is not in. 1.2734 0.03725 139 108 27 4
1184 But if I kiss you will you turn into Donald Trump? 1.2734 0.04876 139 110 20 9
1185 But I have really been working on my anger issues. 1.2734 0.04060 139 103 34 2
1186 He's still upset that you melted the sealing wax he brought to you. 1.2734 0.04544 139 107 26 6
1187 She says there has been a misunderstanding and that she had requested ONE DRAGOON!! 1.2734 0.04544 139 107 26 6
1188 No need to bring flowers. I'm just looking for a Sugar Dragon 1.2734 0.04428 139 106 28 5
1189 You snoring almost burned the house down and you bring daises? 1.2734 0.04658 139 108 24 7
1190 New to Tinder. Thought I swiped left. 1.2734 0.04544 139 107 26 6
1191 She'll be ready in a minute. She's just having "the dating chat" with her dad, St. George. 1.2734 0.04658 139 108 24 7
1192 How to you say 'Games of Thrones Unemployment Office?' in dragon? 1.2734 0.04658 139 108 24 7
1193 I’m sorry. I need a man with more fire in his belly. 1.2734 0.04544 139 107 26 6
1194 Your profile said you're looking forward to a hot night out on the town. 1.2734 0.04544 139 107 26 6
1195 Hi Puff, I am afraid the magic is gone, but I will take the flowers to her. 1.2734 0.04768 139 109 22 8
1196 Charles! I’m still not talking to you, you ate my horse. Remember?! 1.2734 0.04544 139 107 26 6
1197 You just missed him! He's gone out to slay you. 1.2734 0.04309 139 105 30 4
1198 Shh, the prince is here now! I told you Wednesdays and Weekends! 1.2734 0.04658 139 108 24 7
1199 I'm Sorry. The princess thought you were a frog. 1.2734 0.04123 139 106 29 4
1200 Note to self: profile photos can be misleading. 1.2734 0.04309 139 105 30 4
1201 It was a great knight, but that's all it was. 1.2734 0.04768 139 109 22 8
1202 It’s the fifteenth time you’ve apologized, we only have two more knights left. 1.2734 0.04309 139 105 30 4
1203 Sorry. My dad says I can only date within my species. 1.2734 0.04309 139 105 30 4
1204 You said you were 6'11 on your profile not 11'6. 1.2734 0.04544 139 107 26 6
1205 Sorry, but you left me in distress one too many times. 1.2734 0.04248 139 107 27 5
1206 I need fire power not flower power. 1.2734 0.04309 139 105 30 4
1207 A few minutes more. She’s watching ‘Game of Thrones.’ 1.2734 0.04544 139 107 26 6
1208 I'm not looking for a fairy tale romance. 1.2734 0.04309 139 105 30 4
1209 I think there's a problem. We don't get HBO. 1.2734 0.04060 139 103 34 2
1210 She's putting on some sunscreen. You singed her eyebrows on your last date. 1.2734 0.04768 139 109 22 8
1211 Your not dragon me out of here tonight. 1.2734 0.04309 139 110 22 7
1212 Close! Cinderella's is three castles down on the left. 1.2734 0.04658 139 108 24 7
1213 St. George will be thrilled. 1.2727 0.04568 143 111 25 7
1214 I was expecting St. George. 1.2727 0.04568 143 111 25 7
1215 Forget it, Roger. I don’t date old flames. 1.2727 0.04347 143 109 29 5
1216 Sooo... two castles that way? 1.2727 0.04458 143 110 27 6
1217 It will never work. You're too fiery for me. 1.2727 0.03167 143 110 31 2
1218 Can we wait till things cool down? 1.2727 0.04674 143 112 23 8
1219 We will go out, but only because you are witty. I heard about your roastings 1.2721 0.04485 136 104 27 5
1220 It's that last Dragon again from Game of Thrones. He wants to audition for the prequel. 1.2721 0.04235 136 102 31 3
1221 I told you to come around to the back entrance. 1.2721 0.04605 136 105 25 6
1222 You didn’t hear this from me, but you might want to try breath mints. 1.2721 0.04836 136 107 21 8
1223 Did you bring breath mints? 1.2721 0.04485 136 104 27 5
1224 I',m sorry; you just don't look anything like your profile picture... 1.2721 0.04299 136 105 26 5
1225 I'm not letting my daughter be wooed by a cheapskate dragon who can't at least bring some treasure. 1.2721 0.04485 136 104 27 5
1226 I think you want Khaleesi's place, two doors down. 1.2721 0.04235 136 102 31 3
1227 Sorry, you're just too hot for me. 1.2721 0.04947 136 108 19 9
1228 Fred, not tonight. I have a headache. 1.2721 0.04836 136 107 21 8
1229 You didn't tell me you ate her father, Gary. 1.2721 0.04605 136 105 25 6
1230 You told me to scale down on the gifts. 1.2721 0.03970 136 105 27 4
1231 Do you think anybody saw you? 1.2721 0.04485 136 104 27 5
1232 Mom says you'd need to convert. 1.2721 0.04605 136 105 25 6
1233 Sorry, she’s out for the Knight. 1.2721 0.04485 136 104 27 5
1234 I think Lancelot is onto us. 1.2714 0.04401 140 107 28 5
1235 It’s got a lot to do with your breath.. 1.2714 0.04459 140 110 23 7
1236 Are you Uber" 1.2714 0.04628 140 109 24 7
1237 My father says you're too old for me. 1.2714 0.04282 140 106 30 4
1238 Well, aren’t you looking dragonair. 1.2714 0.04098 140 107 29 4
1239 No, no. Come back to see me tomorrow afternoon when George will be away. 1.2714 0.04282 140 106 30 4
1240 The flame is gone. Flowers can’t fix this. 1.2714 0.04401 140 107 28 5
1241 Only if you chew a breath mint first. 1.2714 0.04282 140 106 30 4
1242 He’s gone out, we’ve got about a half an hour. 1.2714 0.04628 140 109 24 7
1243 The fire's gone out of the relationship. 1.2714 0.04628 140 109 24 7
1244 Is now a bad time? 1.2714 0.04950 140 112 18 10
1245 The King told me to tell you to leave. He does not consider you hot stuff. 1.2714 0.04845 140 111 20 9
1246 Are you here to apologize for your beastly behavior? 1.2714 0.04401 140 107 28 5
1247 Honey, I swear, you're the only one that sets me on fire. 1.2714 0.04516 140 108 26 6
1248 You are not a frog...this isn't going to work... 1.2714 0.03906 140 108 28 4
1249 Go ahead and circle the castle. My parents didn't think you'd show. 1.2714 0.04035 140 104 34 2
1250 You must go! The rabble will never understand our love. 1.2714 0.04161 140 105 32 3
1251 Come in 1.2714 0.04738 140 110 22 8
1252 When you texted that you had been in ‘Game of Thrones,’ I was thinking more along the lines of Richard Madden. 1.2714 0.04845 140 111 20 9
1253 Come on in. The paleontologists have been looking for you. 1.2714 0.04628 140 109 24 7
1254 You must leave the garden, dear .Your serenading has become a fire hazard. 1.2714 0.04401 140 107 28 5
1255 You don't look anything like your picture. 1.2714 0.04628 140 109 24 7
1256 OK, I'll be honest. It's your breath. 1.2714 0.04401 140 107 28 5
1257 Well, you don't look like your online dating photo either. 1.2714 0.04738 140 110 22 8
1258 She's been burned one too many times to love again. 1.2714 0.04401 140 107 28 5
1259 You look different than your Tinder picture. 1.2714 0.04282 140 106 30 4
1260 Sorry but you looked way smaller on your profile pic! 1.2714 0.04516 140 108 26 6
1261 Not until you give up smoking. 1.2714 0.04401 140 107 28 5
1262 I'm sorry, Stanley, it's over. Nice guys don't burn up villages. 1.2714 0.04516 140 108 26 6
1263 I'm sorry we can't continue to see each other after the president's ban on interspecies relationships. 1.2714 0.04401 140 107 28 5
1264 But I hope we can still remain friends. 1.2714 0.04282 140 106 30 4
1265 Wait, you're @princecharming1697? 1.2714 0.04401 140 107 28 5
1266 It's over! The fire is gone between us. 1.2708 0.04540 144 112 25 7
1267 You’ll need to wait. Some girl named Dorothy is here with some weird friends. 1.2708 0.04540 144 112 25 7
1268 I've been catfished." 1.2708 0.04207 144 109 31 4
1269 The flowers are pretty, but that is a breathtaking gender symbol." 1.2708 0.04320 144 110 29 5
1270 It was hot until it was not. 1.2708 0.04540 144 112 25 7
1271 She'll be down in just a moment. Why don't you come in and meet Mr. Dragonslayer? 1.2708 0.04431 144 111 27 6
1272 You burned down the East Tower, flowers aren't going to cut it! 1.2708 0.04431 144 111 27 6
1273 We have to be more discreet - I'll meet you at the pub tonight where we'll blend in with the crowd! 1.2708 0.04431 144 111 27 6
1274 He has not quite yet recovered from the burns. 1.2708 0.04540 144 112 25 7
1275 You know I don’t like roses! 1.2708 0.04320 144 110 29 5
1276 Is it Mother’s Day already? 1.2708 0.04540 144 112 25 7
1277 I'm sorry, but the princess flew off on another dragon yesterday. 1.2708 0.04320 144 110 29 5
1278 No. You've burned me too many times before. 1.2701 0.04576 137 106 25 6
1279 She's out with the dragon slayer tonight. 1.2701 0.04209 137 103 31 3
1280 St. George will be out in just a minute. He's, uh, collecting flowers for you too. 1.2687 0.04637 134 104 24 6
1281 In said appear in DRAG! 1.2687 0.04515 134 103 26 5
1282 Not now love. Wait until the king goes out looking for you. 1.2687 0.04757 134 105 22 7
1283 Please don’t take this the wrong way but you have really bad breath. 1.2687 0.04389 134 102 28 4
1284 Of course he doesn’t hate you. He just needs to cool down. 1.2687 0.03540 134 106 24 4
1285 Well look what the cat dragon." 1.2687 0.04515 134 103 26 5
1286 So...if I give you a kiss, you'll turn into a prince? 1.2687 0.04757 134 105 22 7
1287 Sorry, no flowers allowed. 1.2687 0.04637 134 104 24 6
1288 Prince Charming will be down in a minute. 1.2687 0.04389 134 102 28 4
1289 You had me at forked tail. 1.2687 0.04515 134 103 26 5
1290 Sorry, she's not allowed to date older dragons. 1.2687 0.04515 134 103 26 5
1291 Your photo is a bit out of date I see. 1.2687 0.04389 134 102 28 4
1292 She says she's been burned for the last time! She says you just don't know when to quit! 1.2683 0.04094 123 93 28 2
1293 You looked taller in your Tinder profile. 1.2681 0.04883 138 110 19 9
1294 Sorry, she told me to tell you she only dates vegans. 1.2652 0.04670 132 103 23 6
1295 You can come up to my room, but go tippy-toe so my daddy doesn't hear you. 1.2652 0.04670 132 103 23 6
1296 Oh dear. Wait, let me get a vase. 1.2652 0.04416 132 101 27 4
1297 Sorry, but I already found a toad and he's a much gentler kisser. 1.2652 0.04670 132 103 23 6
1298 The damsel asks that you come back later. She had a tough knight. 1.2652 0.04146 132 99 31 2
1299 I'm happy to see you found work delivering flowers, now that Game of Thrones has ended. 1.2652 0.04793 132 104 21 7
1300 "Saint George." You have a visitor. 1.2652 0.04793 132 104 21 7
1301 Have we met? 1.2647 0.05031 136 110 16 10
1302 I'm already going to prom with Saint George. 1.2647 0.04074 136 102 32 2
1303 That's the last time I kiss a frog! 1.2636 0.04473 129 99 26 4
1304 It's nothing personal..my father the king slaid my last boyfriend as well. 1.2636 0.04862 129 102 20 7
1305 They want to know if you are a vegan 1.2632 0.04387 133 102 27 4
1306 Sorry, Doug...she's no longer a virgin. 1.2632 0.02803 133 111 17 5
1307 Not now! The prince came over! 1.2632 0.04515 133 103 25 5
1308 Couldn't you have just sent a text? 1.2628 0.04049 137 108 24 5
1309 Is there something expecting you? 1.2628 0.04548 137 107 24 6
1310 You are early,the birthday boy is still napping 1.2628 0.02594 137 109 26 2
1311 I'm really sorry, our dragon is in the mountains on vacation. 1.2624 0.04346 141 109 27 5
1312 The moment the princess realized she swiped wrong on Cinder. 1.2615 0.04829 130 103 20 7
1313 I’m sorry, Bruce, I really am. But it’s over. We’ve just grown in different directions. 1.2609 0.04153 138 105 30 3
1314 Season Nine: Act One, Scene One 1.2609 0.04519 138 108 24 6
1315 Gee, you sure you don't look like your photos. 1.2609 0.04519 138 108 24 6
1316 That's better, but when are you seeing the doctor about your breath? 1.2609 0.04153 138 105 30 3
1317 Sorry, she went out with Barney. 1.2609 0.04519 138 108 24 6
1318 Goodbye, Algernon. 1.2609 0.04279 138 106 28 4
1319 Sorry, but you look nothing like your Tinders profile. 1.2598 0.04771 127 100 21 6
1320 Game of Thrones is on, can you comeback later? 1.2598 0.04771 127 100 21 6
1321 I 'm not coming out tonight, I'm watching Game of Thrones. 1.2598 0.04771 127 100 21 6
1322 This alternate ending for Game of Thrones isn't any better! 1.2598 0.04638 127 99 23 5
1323 You had a lot more hair in your photo. 1.2598 0.05026 127 102 17 8
1324 Hate flowers, love dinosaur jerky 1.2598 0.04771 127 100 21 6
1325 She said, over her burnt carcass will she date you again. 1.2598 0.04360 127 97 27 3
1326 He can't come to the door, right now, because he doesn't have his armor on, ..can I take a message? 1.2598 0.04771 127 100 21 6
1327 You ghosted me, now I roasteth thee. 1.2598 0.05026 127 102 17 8
1328 Where were you during Game Of Thrones? 1.2598 0.04638 127 99 23 5
1329 You are sweet, and I feel your passion burning, but my Dad is very strict...he doesn't let me fly on school nights. 1.2598 0.04360 127 97 27 3
1330 Well, I guess we both used old photos. 1.2598 0.04900 127 101 19 7
1331 But I'm allergic to flowers! 1.2598 0.04771 127 100 21 6
1332 On your back, Eliot? Really?? IT’S PROM. 1.2598 0.05149 127 103 15 9
1333 I'm canceling my subscription to HOTDATE.COM! It's the 3rd dragon this week 1.2598 0.03393 127 101 23 3
1334 Your Profile photo looked so different! 1.2598 0.04771 127 100 21 6
1335 Oh my! Usually when guys write 6' 0" it actually means 5' 10" 1.2598 0.04771 127 100 21 6
1336 He’s just getting his armour on, and then he’ll be right out. 1.2598 0.04501 127 98 25 4
1337 Bare the blooms. The hat will not double as tassel. 1.2598 0.04900 127 101 19 7
1338 I knew your Tinder profile picture was too good to be true! 1.2598 0.04360 127 97 27 3
1339 If you don't serve cocktails, i'd sooner take a 747 1.2598 0.05149 127 103 15 9
1340 You look like a nice dragon; please come in. 1.2598 0.04900 127 101 19 7
1341 The Princess will be with you as soon as we can zipper up her asbestos gown. 1.2598 0.04501 127 98 25 4
1342 Are you here to audition for the Game of Thrones prequel? 1.2598 0.04638 127 99 23 5
1343 Come around back. My father has this entrance watched. 1.2598 0.04771 127 100 21 6
1344 To be honest I was expecting more from your prom-posal. 1.2598 0.04638 127 99 23 5
1345 I grew them myself. 1.2598 0.04638 127 99 23 5
1346 Np, there's no one here named Jackie Paper. 1.2598 0.04501 127 98 25 4
1347 I told them I liked giant SNAPdragons. Sorry. 1.2598 0.04360 127 97 27 3
1348 Left about an hour ago. Said she can start her own fire. 1.2598 0.05149 127 103 15 9
1349 Nice outfit! You don't give up, do you! 1.2598 0.04638 127 99 23 5
1350 I’m not the have fun and puff type. 1.2598 0.04771 127 100 21 6
1351 That’s it; I’m filing a restraining order. 1.2598 0.04638 127 99 23 5
1352 I simply can't tonight, I'm out of moisturizer." 1.2598 0.04771 127 100 21 6
1353 Sure,now that the Dargareyn wench dumped your sorry fire breathing self. You come flying back to me ? 1.2598 0.04360 127 97 27 3
1354 I do love you... I'm just not ready to subvert this narrative. 1.2598 0.04771 127 100 21 6
1355 You’re a lot more handsome in person than your online profile picture. 1.2598 0.04215 127 96 29 2
1356 Hang on. I’ll just get my bag. 1.2598 0.04771 127 100 21 6
1357 For the last time, you’re not my type. 1.2598 0.04771 127 100 21 6
1358 I just don't think you're her type, dear. 1.2598 0.04771 127 100 21 6
1359 Just so you know, I hated 'Game of Thrones.' 1.2598 0.04900 127 101 19 7
1360 You can come in, Sheldon, but no smoking. 1.2598 0.04638 127 99 23 5
1361 Go away. She doesn't want to see you. She says you're a monster. 1.2598 0.04771 127 100 21 6
1362 The troll brought me a whole bouquet. 1.2598 0.04215 127 96 29 2
1363 I’m tired of bad boys. 1.2598 0.04638 127 99 23 5
1364 I've been burned too many times in past relationships. 1.2560 0.04670 125 98 22 5
1365 I prefer roses! 1.2560 0.04601 125 100 19 6
1366 I fear that I don't feel the same spark that you do. 1.2560 0.04385 125 96 26 3
1367 I told you to sneak around the back! My parents think I’m sleeping over at Briar Rose’s place tonight. 1.2560 0.04385 125 96 26 3
1368 Do you have protection 1.2560 0.04530 125 97 24 4
1369 ..yes, the king is still asleep... did you bring a condom? 1.2560 0.04385 125 96 26 3
1370 Just a dolphin, maam. 1.2560 0.04939 125 100 18 7
1371 You big goof, the Series ended and now she is playing a lawyer on some show in the States 1.2560 0.04311 125 98 23 4
1372 It's Gay Pride Week. These are for St. George. 1.2560 0.04530 125 97 24 4
1373 Ms. Rowling says she's flattered, but she's already married. 1.2560 0.04806 125 99 20 6
1374 Sorry, but I have a date with Godzilla tonight. 1.2560 0.04939 125 100 18 7
1375 Well, the Queen did say that when she fell in love it would be a romance for the ages. 1.2560 0.04806 125 99 20 6
1376 Shhh. Don't wake Dad. 1.2560 0.04530 125 97 24 4
1377 Snap Dragons? Really? How gauche! 1.2560 0.04670 125 98 22 5
1378 I'm sorry to have to tell you this, but she eloped with a unicorn two days ago. 1.2560 0.04530 125 97 24 4
1379 HE'S THREATENING "FIRE AND FURY" AGAIN!!!! 1.2560 0.04806 125 99 20 6
1380 No offense, but she's more into the fiery passion type. 1.2560 0.04530 125 97 24 4
1381 Didn't you see the season finale? 1.2560 0.04385 125 96 26 3
1382 She says it's your breath. 1.2560 0.04311 125 98 23 4
1383 Be a sweetie and wait a minute; I can't decide what to wear . . . 1.2560 0.04670 125 98 22 5
1384 We're out back. You brought your suit, right? 1.2560 0.04670 125 98 22 5
1385 You could certainly use a breath mint. 1.2560 0.04530 125 97 24 4
1386 Oh! You looked much bigger in your Tinder profile picture. 1.2556 0.04485 133 104 24 5
1387 She'll be ready as soon as she gets the burn mark out of her asbestos cape 1.2541 0.04442 122 94 25 3
1388 She says she can't forgive you for that fiery speech. 1.2541 0.04878 122 97 19 6
1389 And they say the perfect man is a fictional creature... 1.2541 0.04737 122 96 21 5
1390 Sorry, no one here can help you now. Try another knight? 1.2541 0.03504 122 96 24 2
1391 Thanks for the date. Don't breathe a word and I think I can get back to my room safely. 1.2541 0.04592 122 95 23 4
1392 You don’t look like your picture! 1.2541 0.04878 122 97 19 6
1393 I don't care if you ARE a handsome prince! I'm still NOT kissing you!! 1.2541 0.04207 122 95 24 3
1394 You were to literal in your expectations of Tinder. 1.2541 0.04737 122 96 21 5
1395 They respect your years of experience,but the producers decided to go with a fresh new face for the sequel. Please don't burn the messenger. 1.2541 0.04878 122 97 19 6
1396 You don’t look much like your profile pic 1.2541 0.05015 122 98 17 7
1397 You look taller in the profile picture. 1.2541 0.04737 122 96 21 5
1398 You're not what you looked like on the internet", said the dragon 1.2541 0.04737 122 96 21 5
1399 Ma'am, I was picking wildflowers, but now my car won't start; may I please use your phone to call AAA? 1.2541 0.04878 122 97 19 6
1400 He said his burns are healing and will be ready to fight you again next week. 1.2541 0.04442 122 94 25 3
1401 Milady says it's not you,it's your breath. 1.2541 0.04286 122 93 27 2
1402 Dragons and fair maidens, yeah... that's only in fairy tales. Sorry. 1.2541 0.04442 122 94 25 3
1403 I don't need snapdragon flowers to remember you. 1.2541 0.03871 122 98 20 4
1404 I'd consider it if you did something about your breath. 1.2541 0.04737 122 96 21 5
1405 What did you say to her this time? 1.2541 0.04592 122 95 23 4
1406 Jessica? Sorry, nobody here by that name. 1.2541 0.04592 122 95 23 4
1407 You look nothing like your FaceBook photos. 1.2541 0.04592 122 95 23 4
1408 you looked different in your photo 1.2541 0.04665 122 98 18 6
1409 Is the Prince here? 1.2541 0.04517 122 97 20 5
1410 Things have certainly changed since St. George took his summer break. 1.2541 0.04878 122 97 19 6
1411 I’ve told you before, she won’t date a smoker! 1.2541 0.04442 122 99 17 6
1412 Papa says not to come a-courting until you get a real job. 1.2541 0.02037 122 100 20 2
1413 You said you would call. 1.2541 0.04737 122 96 21 5
1414 I know you've been burned too many times. 1.2541 0.04442 122 94 25 3
1415 She needs her beauty rest. She'll look picture book perfect in eight hours. 1.2541 0.04808 122 99 16 7
1416 Two common roadside flowers? That is weak! Show some fire! 1.2541 0.04125 122 97 21 4
1417 Not dragon lilies again! 1.2541 0.04878 122 97 19 6
1418 Rapunzel is washing her hair. Come back in a week. And use some mouthwash, brimstone breath. 1.2541 0.04592 122 95 23 4
1419 Hi, Sweetie, She'll be down in a minute. 1.2541 0.04737 122 96 21 5
1420 Sorry, I have to wash my cone. 1.2541 0.04442 122 94 25 3
1421 So you DO look like your profile picture!" 1.2541 0.04878 122 97 19 6
1422 Just FYI my dad is super conservative. 1.2541 0.04286 122 93 27 2
1423 Wait, you're not Khaleesi. 1.2541 0.04592 122 95 23 4
1424 Honey, the Amazon's screwed up our order again.They sent us flowers, not flour. 1.2541 0.04365 122 96 22 4
1425 Seriously? 26? 1.2541 0.04442 122 94 25 3
1426 Sorry for burning down the rest of your garden. 1.2541 0.04442 122 94 25 3
1427 She says not until you do something about your breath. 1.2520 0.04703 123 97 21 5
1428 You are violating the restraining order. 1.2520 0.04559 123 96 23 4
1429 Could you toast them for me? 1.2520 0.04410 123 95 25 3
1430 I'm sorry, St. George says you really have to stop 'just dropping by to say hello.' 1.2520 0.04703 123 97 21 5
1431 One advantage is cutting down on winter heating bills. 1.2520 0.04703 123 97 21 5
1432 I'm here to discuss diplomacy with your Supreme Leader. 1.2520 0.04773 123 100 16 7
1433 I can't date you, my dad thinks you're a hot head 1.2520 0.04559 123 96 23 4
1434 No more auditions! Game of Thrones is over! 1.2520 0.04978 123 99 17 7
1435 Houston, we have a problem. 1.2520 0.04703 123 97 21 5
1436 She thinks you're hot too. But not that kind of hot. 1.2520 0.04703 123 97 21 5
1437 Go away! You're 65 million years too late. 1.2520 0.04559 123 96 23 4
1438 I’m here regarding the personals ad posted on SirCraigslist. 1.2520 0.04410 123 95 25 3
1439 No, Mr. Fafnir, if that is even your real name, a few flowers is not enough to get St. George to come out and play. 1.2520 0.04015 123 95 26 2
1440 If you apologize, they will know you left the coffee cup on the set. 1.2520 0.04559 123 96 23 4
1441 Rapunzel said she’ll be with you as soon as she’s done with her hair. 1.2520 0.04177 123 96 24 3
1442 Flowers are nice, but they don’t change the fact that you’re a dragon, for God’s sake! 1.2520 0.04410 123 95 25 3
1443 Do you like my hat? 1.2520 0.04842 123 98 19 6
1444 If that lasts longer than 4 hours, you should consult your doctor. 1.2520 0.04334 123 97 22 4
1445 My parents don’t approve of interspecies marriage. 1.2520 0.04097 123 93 29 1
1446 I enjoy you’re company but I think you’re a bit overprotective. 1.2520 0.04410 123 95 25 3
1447 That’s so sweet, but another dragon has promised to kidnap me and put me in distress. 1.2520 0.04703 123 97 21 5
1448 Are you here to install the cable? 1.2520 0.04410 123 95 25 3
1449 I'm sorry, but you're not my type. 1.2520 0.04842 123 98 19 6
1450 Oh...You again” 1.2520 0.04703 123 97 21 5
1451 It hasn't even been six months since you were eating my best friend. 1.2520 0.04559 123 96 23 4
1452 No, I asked for snapdragons. 1.2520 0.04256 123 94 27 2
1453 Not now. My Knight is back from his crusade 1.2520 0.04703 123 97 21 5
1454 You’re not what I had in mind when the Princess was describing you. 1.2500 0.04467 120 93 24 3
1455 I'm sorry to make you fly all the way here; Matthew and I decided to get back together. 1.2500 0.04771 120 95 20 5
1456 Look, you are sweet, but I’ve got the hots for the frumious Bandersnatch. 1.2500 0.05192 120 98 14 8
1457 Is your brother home? 1.2500 0.04771 120 95 20 5
1458 Too soon, everyone's still mad about King's Landing. 1.2500 0.04467 120 93 24 3
1459 Those flowers don't make up for what you did to the last castle. 1.2500 0.04915 120 96 18 6
1460 I told you, no date until you do something about that dragon breath. 1.2500 0.04467 120 93 24 3
1461 Are you sure you have the right castle? 1.2480 0.04349 125 97 25 3
1462 My heart says stay, my tail says go. 1.2479 0.04588 121 95 22 4
1463 Thank goodness. My last blind date was an ogre. 1.2479 0.04435 121 94 24 3
1464 Very well,I forgive you. But no more oral sex. 1.2479 0.04736 121 96 20 5
1465 Sorry-date is off! You said nothing in your profile about a tail! 1.2479 0.04588 121 95 22 4
1466 How much gold? 1.2479 0.04588 121 95 22 4
1467 My husband is getting suspicious - last night he smelled brimstone on my breath. 1.2459 0.04247 122 94 26 2
1468 Come on in and don't be dragon your feet. 1.2459 0.04555 122 96 22 4
1469 My parents don’t approve of mixed-species relationships. 1.2458 0.04573 118 95 18 5
1470 She says, “Not tonight. [she’s] washing her scales.” 1.2458 0.04805 118 94 19 5
1471 I thought we were meeting at the restaurant... 1.2458 0.04652 118 93 21 4
1472 You need more fire in your courtship. 1.2458 0.04953 118 95 17 6
1473 She can’t see you because your fire breathing system poses an environmental hazard and doesn’t comply with current safety regulations.’ 1.2458 0.04329 118 91 25 2
1474 OK, I’ll go out with you but you gotta promise not to smoke. 1.2458 0.04329 118 91 25 2
1475 From Game of Who? 1.2458 0.04805 118 94 19 5
1476 You’ll have to hold your fire 1.2458 0.04493 118 92 23 3
1477 It's the lusty month of May, Gwenviere. 1.2458 0.04953 118 95 17 6
1478 Your profile did say you’re looking for a hot date. 1.2458 0.04329 118 91 25 2
1479 How do we know you aren't a Trojan horse? 1.2458 0.04805 118 94 19 5
1480 According to my therapist, you're no longer my type. 1.2458 0.04329 118 91 25 2
1481 I’m afraid that your mother has already left for Kings Landing! 1.2458 0.04805 118 94 19 5
1482 Oh my...HBO or PBS? 1.2458 0.04329 118 91 25 2
1483 I'm washing my hair tonight. 1.2458 0.04493 118 92 23 3
1484 Stop dragon ass, and get in here! 1.2458 0.04805 118 94 19 5
1485 You'll have to meet my father, first. 1.2435 0.04718 115 91 20 4
1486 Your tinder profile makes you seem...….smaller. 1.2435 0.04877 115 92 18 5
1487 The princess says to tell you she's busy but the prince says he'll be right down. 1.2435 0.04553 115 90 22 3
1488 I wanted to apologize about the prince. 1.2435 0.04553 115 90 22 3
1489 Damn auto-correct got me again. I was searching for a date with a drag queen, not a drag-on. Sorry. 1.2435 0.05180 115 94 14 7
1490 Pardon my shock, but you're not what I expected based on your profile etching. 1.2435 0.04295 115 91 21 3
1491 You can come in if you let me take your breath away. 1.2435 0.04383 115 89 24 2
1492 You can come back inside, I don’t think the role-swapping is going to work out. One of the servants laughed at his fake wings and now he won’t come down from the tower. 1.2435 0.05180 115 94 14 7
1493 Well, that’s an original approach for a dragon. 1.2435 0.04383 115 89 24 2
1494 You'll have to come back later she just finished molting. 1.2435 0.04553 115 90 22 3
1495 I told you before, we have no future until you do something about your breath. 1.2435 0.04718 115 91 20 4
1496 To be perfectly frank, m’lady was seeking a lover for whom she would burn, not one who might burn her. 1.2435 0.04718 115 91 20 4
1497 You can come in, but, first, you'll have to wipe off those feet. 1.2417 0.04733 120 96 19 5
1498 You’re not fooling anybody. 1.2417 0.04733 120 96 19 5
1499 So you're not up for a hot date? 1.2417 0.05020 120 98 15 7
1500 The fans say they aren't ready to see you again after what happened in Season 8. 1.2417 0.04733 120 96 19 5
1501 If you're here, then who's guarding our treasure? 1.2417 0.04583 120 95 21 4
1502 Enter, the dragon! 1.2417 0.04583 120 95 21 4
1503 Quickly, before the guards see you. I told you to always use the back gate. 1.2417 0.04427 120 94 23 3
1504 Okay, I'll go out but only if you don't breathe a word of this to St. George. 1.2417 0.04583 120 95 21 4
1505 Milady fears you have misunderstood the gossip about her thinking you're hot. 1.2417 0.04427 120 94 23 3
1506 Woo doesn't pitch itself. 1.2417 0.04879 120 97 17 6
1507 Would you please fuck off? 1.2417 0.05158 120 99 13 8
1508 I know. Me, too... 1.2417 0.04733 120 96 19 5
1509 I’m sorry but I’m actually your aunt! 1.2417 0.04583 120 95 21 4
1510 You are everything I shouldn’t like. Dating you goes against my own best interests. You will certainly kill me and burn down my entire village. Come on in 1.2417 0.05158 120 99 13 8
1511 The Abominable Snowman brought me roses. 1.2417 0.04879 120 97 17 6
1512 Give me a minute. I have to tell Mama and Papa "Guess who's coming to dinner!" 1.2417 0.04506 120 97 18 5
1513 Mom says I can't. My gown got all singed last time. 1.2417 0.04583 120 95 21 4
1514 Sorry, visiting eras are over... come back in a few aeons 1.2417 0.05020 120 98 15 7
1515 Apology not accepted. 1.2417 0.04583 120 95 21 4
1516 She left with King Kong. 1.2417 0.04427 120 94 23 3
1517 Variation on "Game of Thrones" caption submission #8379. 1.2417 0.04879 120 97 17 6
1518 It was in very poor taste to apologize with baby’s breaths.” 1.2417 0.04583 120 95 21 4
1519 You’ll find her down the road, second cave on the left. 1.2417 0.04266 120 93 25 2
1520 Come in, but the parents say no fire breathing. 1.2417 0.04733 120 96 19 5
1521 200 feet! The restraining order says no closer than 200 feet! 1.2417 0.04427 120 94 23 3
1522 Nice try, Roger! 1.2417 0.04733 120 96 19 5
1523 Sure, c’mon in and we’ll wait for the sequels together.” 1.2417 0.04583 120 95 21 4
1524 Honestly, you seem lovely, but she's taking a break form monsters right now. 1.2417 0.04583 120 95 21 4
1525 But you can't be my date, you look nothing like your profile portrait. 1.2417 0.04183 120 95 22 3
1526 Okay—but ix-nay on the ire-fay, eh? 1.2417 0.04733 120 96 19 5
1527 She’s in bed with finale angst. 1.2417 0.04733 120 96 19 5
1528 Wrong door. 1.2417 0.04583 120 95 21 4
1529 Your photos looked different. 1.2417 0.04583 120 95 21 4
1530 My parents can't wait to finally meet you! 1.2417 0.04879 120 97 17 6
1531 Just put them in the moat with all the rest. 1.2417 0.04183 120 95 22 3
1532 Sorry, we bought flowers from the neighborhood orge last week" 1.2417 0.04583 120 95 21 4
1533 If you'd been turned into a frog, maybe. This is going to be a deal-breaker. 1.2417 0.04583 120 95 21 4
1534 Your mom didn't give you the memo?! Trick-or-Treating ended at 7:00 PM! 1.2417 0.04733 120 96 19 5
1535 Sorry, but the Princess is in bed recovering from third degree burns. 1.2417 0.04583 120 95 21 4
1536 Puff ? 1.2417 0.05020 120 98 15 7
1537 dragons breath... my favorite 1.2417 0.04879 120 97 17 6
1538 Sorry honey, your tail is pointing to the right direction 1.2417 0.04427 120 94 23 3
1539 Sorry, but she’s busy binge watching GoT. 1.2417 0.05020 120 98 15 7
1540 Sorry, I have allergies 1.2417 0.05020 120 98 15 7
1541 She will be right out; she has a slight case of bronchiosaurus 1.2417 0.04427 120 94 23 3
1542 Now we are sure to win the chilli cookoff 1.2417 0.04879 120 97 17 6
1543 Nothing against you personally, but your breath...!" 1.2417 0.04348 120 96 20 4
1544 They're beautiful, but could you come back when my father is not home? 1.2417 0.04427 120 94 23 3
1545 Honey, the Gerrymander is back. 1.2417 0.04733 120 96 19 5
1546 Sorry, but I’m partial to toads. 1.2417 0.04583 120 95 21 4
1547 It might be a good idea if we kept this quiet. 1.2417 0.04879 120 97 17 6
1548 Alas, you’ve got dragon’s breath. 1.2414 0.04350 116 90 24 2
1549 Listen, you're a nice guy, it's just...your breath. 1.2414 0.04519 116 91 22 3
1550 This can never work. You're an Aries. 1.2414 0.04839 116 93 18 5
1551 My folks are a little weird about me dating... 1.2414 0.04350 116 90 24 2
1552 -I think she doesn't want to give you wings. 1.2414 0.04519 116 91 22 3
1553 i told you not to come while my husbant is home! 1.2414 0.04519 116 91 22 3
1554 I won't date you until you do something about your breath. 1.2414 0.04682 116 92 20 4
1555 Sorry, but it's your breath. 1.2414 0.04350 116 90 24 2
1556 You a knight late and a doubloon short. 1.2414 0.04350 116 90 24 2
1557 Come in, but be quiet! My dad fell asleep watching a documentary about you. 1.2414 0.04682 116 92 20 4
1558 She'll be out in a second. Would you care for some goat while you wait? 1.2414 0.04682 116 92 20 4
1559 Frog kisses are obviously overrated. 1.2414 0.04682 116 92 20 4
1560 I can’t go out tonight. I’m still getting over third degree burns from our last date. 1.2414 0.04350 116 90 24 2
1561 Ooh..Uber has gone fancy... 1.2414 0.04519 116 91 22 3
1562 I’ve told you before, Lance. If you want to date Deirdre, get circumcised. 1.2414 0.04839 116 93 18 5
1563 My father has yet to know about us! Meet me out back in 10 minutes. 1.2414 0.04992 116 94 16 6
1564 Sorry, Al. I cannot take another morning of Dragon-breath." 1.2414 0.04839 116 93 18 5
1565 Yes, Jackie Paper's castle is 2 doors down. 1.2414 0.04350 116 90 24 2
1566 Look, she has to be back by dinner or her dad will be dragging the moat looking for her. 1.2414 0.04519 116 91 22 3
1567 Maybe take a little time to mourn, eh Drogon? 1.2414 0.05140 116 95 14 7
1568 No, she can't come out, she's grounded! 1.2414 0.04682 116 92 20 4
1569 It's not that I dont like you, it's your breath 1.2414 0.04350 116 90 24 2
1570 Sorry, it doesn't make up for King's Landing. 1.2414 0.04682 116 92 20 4
1571 My husband hasn't left yet...come back in an hour. 1.2414 0.04839 116 93 18 5
1572 Ah, yes of course...you’re here for the Tupperware party? Come on in. 1.2414 0.04682 116 92 20 4
1573 No , she would not date a stranger... 1.2414 0.04682 116 92 20 4
1574 Now that GOTs has ended, it is just too painful to see you anymore. 1.2414 0.04839 116 93 18 5
1575 You sure don’t match your dating profile photo! 1.2414 0.04682 116 92 20 4
1576 Sorry, but the last time we let in a flower bearing dragon it ate all our pigs, half the,sheep, and the mayor. 1.2414 0.04350 116 90 24 2
1577 It's not you. I'm just not comfortable with the title "Girlfriend of Dragons." 1.2414 0.04682 116 92 20 4
1578 Do you have an invitation? 1.2414 0.04682 116 92 20 4
1579 She just left with your brother. 1.2414 0.04519 116 91 22 3
1580 No. She lives two castles down. 1.2414 0.04992 116 94 16 6
1581 I told you, my father doesn't believe in inter-species dating. 1.2414 0.04435 116 93 19 4
1582 Are we going to be flying? Should I grab a jacket? 1.2414 0.04682 116 92 20 4
1583 It's just for one night. 1.2414 0.04992 116 94 16 6
1584 He hoped to win her love with a posy and a tall tail. 1.2414 0.05140 116 95 14 7
1585 Hold on, I want you to meet my father, St. George. 1.2414 0.04519 116 91 22 3
1586 You look a bit different from your profile picture. 1.2414 0.04350 116 90 24 2
1587 Just a minute: she's blow-drying her hair. 1.2414 0.04174 116 89 26 1
1588 Sorry, you’re just not my phenotype. 1.2414 0.04992 116 94 16 6
1589 Why not?...West Side Story...that's why not 1.2397 0.04843 121 98 17 6
1590 I think the maiden you're fire crooning for is the next castle over. 1.2397 0.04983 121 99 15 7
1591 I still love you, it's just that the optics are really bad right now. 1.2397 0.04070 121 93 27 1
1592 I have to say--the idea of free flights at any time is enticing. 1.2397 0.04236 121 94 25 2
1593 Well, the scorched-earth approach wasn't really working for me. 1.2397 0.04698 121 97 19 5
1594 The Princess knows you still have feelings for her but since you were cursed by her mother, the witch, she feels she must pursue other options. She's "Really sorry" and hopes you can remain friends. 1.2397 0.04236 121 94 25 2
1595 Flowers? Try killing something. I like bad boys. 1.2397 0.04698 121 97 19 5
1596 You're not a smoker though, right? 1.2397 0.04983 121 99 15 7
1597 So this is awkward, but have you done anything about your breath? 1.2397 0.04549 121 96 21 4
1598 Sorry. St George is expected soon 1.2397 0.04549 121 96 21 4
1599 Lady Godiva , Can Georgie come out to play ? 1.2397 0.03325 121 99 19 3
1600 I love her---she just slays me.What to do? 1.2397 0.04843 121 98 17 6
1601 She isn’t taking callers today. 1.2397 0.04698 121 97 19 5
1602 Late for dinner?? Again?? 1.2397 0.04983 121 99 15 7
1603 She can't see you, she's washing her scales. 1.2397 0.04549 121 96 21 4
1604 You're too late. The prince already picked her up. 1.2397 0.04395 121 95 23 3
1605 Father wants to know what your intentions are. 1.2397 0.04549 121 96 21 4
1606 The Princess has gone out for the Knight. 1.2397 0.04843 121 98 17 6
1607 Maybe if you did something with your breath. 1.2397 0.03807 121 99 18 4
1608 How cold does it get flying to Vegas? 1.2397 0.04236 121 94 25 2
1609 Sorry, I only accept flowers from frogs. 1.2397 0.04154 121 96 22 3
1610 Alas, Cinderella is at a loss for hair and words. 1.2397 0.04698 121 97 19 5
1611 My dad's away, so we can use the king size bed. 1.2397 0.04549 121 96 21 4
1612 I thought you'd be a catfish... 1.2397 0.04843 121 98 17 6
1613 I wouldn't say Sarah's description was *entirely* accurate, no. But she assures me you don't have a podcast? 1.2397 0.04395 121 95 23 3
1614 I'm afraid you have the wrong castle. 1.2397 0.04698 121 97 19 5
1615 Long trip. Are you draggin? 1.2397 0.04843 121 98 17 6
1616 Be careful, the moat is filled with crocodiles... and my dad is home. 1.2397 0.04698 121 97 19 5
1617 I know it’s cold blooded Puff but the magic is gone. 1.2397 0.04395 121 95 23 3
1618 Oh—you look different on your profile. 1.2397 0.04549 121 96 21 4
1619 You certainly are androgynous. 1.2393 0.04646 117 93 20 4
1620 Flower bearing is an improvement, yes, but you're still fire breathing. 1.2393 0.04646 117 93 20 4
1621 Auditions for How to Train Your Dragon 4 are two castles down. 1.2393 0.04646 117 93 20 4
1622 I think the "fire" has gone out of our relationship. 1.2393 0.04953 117 95 16 6
1623 I'm sorry, I just dont feel the fire inside anymore 1.2393 0.04485 117 92 22 3
1624 I'm sorry,but I just don't feel the heat. 1.2389 0.04580 113 89 21 3
1625 I’m not sure what makes me more distressed, that you first tried to kill me with fire — and NOW kindness!! 1.2389 0.05071 113 92 15 6
1626 Sorry to end it. But I can't let things drag on. 1.2389 0.04029 113 86 27 0
1627 It's just that my old boyfriend George is the jealous type. 1.2389 0.04580 113 89 21 3
1628 Great disguise Sir Lancelot, but I think this will create more problems than it solves. 1.2389 0.04580 113 89 21 3
1629 Sorry, the prequel's been cast. 1.2389 0.04580 113 89 21 3
1630 Tell Jon Snow he knows nothing! 1.2389 0.05071 113 92 15 6
1631 Sorry. You aren’t in the prequel. 1.2389 0.04221 113 87 25 1
1632 Your Airbnd reviews are rather iffy. 1.2389 0.05071 113 92 15 6
1633 my dad wants to meet you. just to warn you, he’s mad you did that yell/roar thing & didn’t come up to the door to knock. 1.2389 0.04749 113 90 19 4
1634 You're fired. 1.2389 0.04404 113 88 23 2
1635 I love you too but we can't ignore what our children would face. 1.2389 0.04580 113 89 21 3
1636 Do you have a friend for my sister? 1.2389 0.04404 113 88 23 2
1637 Tell that errant son of mine that Mother's Day was last week. 1.2389 0.04404 113 88 23 2
1638 Just give us a Flyover! 1.2389 0.04580 113 89 21 3
1639 Did you remember the breath mints? 1.2389 0.04029 113 86 27 0
1640 I'm having second thoughts. 1.2389 0.04221 113 87 25 1
1641 So...will there be cake at this party. 1.2389 0.04404 113 88 23 2
1642 It's just... You looked different in your Tinder profile. 1.2389 0.04404 113 88 23 2
1643 We need to talk. 1.2389 0.04913 113 91 17 5
1644 She doesn't love you. She's a tower made of stone. You stuck your tail up her ONCE. 1.2389 0.04913 113 91 17 5
1645 I told you I did not want this affair to drag on ... 1.2389 0.04493 113 91 18 4
1646 George said to tell you again, he's not gay. Would it kill you to stop trying to date him? 1.2389 0.04749 113 90 19 4
1647 I wanted diamonds, not flowers, you numbskull! 1.2389 0.04749 113 90 19 4
1648 Either you take an antihistamine or you put down the flowers. 1.2389 0.04580 113 89 21 3
1649 ‘Sorry, but you’re 65 million years too late!’ 1.2389 0.04749 113 90 19 4
1650 Shouldn't you be guarding my sister? 1.2389 0.04913 113 91 17 5
1651 I know you've got a big heart but that's the problem. 1.2389 0.04749 113 90 19 4
1652 Flowers aren’t going to cut it, she wants her jewels back. 1.2389 0.04749 113 90 19 4
1653 Sorry, I’m still a little burned out from our last date. 1.2389 0.04221 113 87 25 1
1654 You are no longer needed. We bought a propane heater. 1.2389 0.04749 113 90 19 4
1655 Last we saw your mom, she was out with her nephew. 1.2377 0.04664 122 98 19 5
1656 Sorry- We're democrats here 1.2377 0.04205 122 95 25 2
1657 Uh, look, Jeff, could you come back in 15? I gotta clean up. The last dragon left a mess. 1.2377 0.04516 122 97 21 4
1658 I can’t see you anymore. I don’t know how to say this nicely, but you have real bad dragon breath. 1.2373 0.04451 118 93 22 3
1659 Sorry, but Her Highness is not acquainted with anyone from the Amazon. 1.2368 0.04712 114 91 19 4
1660 Are you alone ? 1.2368 0.05031 114 93 15 6
1661 I'm sorry Puff, although you're a very handsome dragon, it's your breathe. 1.2368 0.05031 114 93 15 6
1662 Knock, Knock. 1.2368 0.05031 114 93 15 6
1663 Madam, your ride has arrived. 1.2368 0.04545 114 90 21 3
1664 She’s up in the tower letting down her golden hair. 1.2348 0.04676 115 92 19 4
1665 I must admit I do prefer this approach. 1.2348 0.04510 115 91 21 3
1666 You know, with 'Game of Thrones' over, and all, the magic is kind of over. Sorry. 1.2348 0.04337 115 90 23 2
1667 You melted the Throne. It's over. Go home. 1.2342 0.04781 111 89 18 4
1668 By any chance , have you seen a knight in shinning armmor? 1.2342 0.04781 111 89 18 4
1669 Come back in an hour, my dad’s still home. 1.2342 0.04949 111 90 16 5
1670 Up for a little barbecue? 1.2342 0.04607 111 88 20 3
1671 Quick, my father just left to slay you. 1.2342 0.04781 111 89 18 4
1672 Tell the Princess her bouquet didn't make it through the high altitude. 1.2342 0.04607 111 88 20 3
1673 Just a minute. Daddy wants to meet you. 1.2342 0.04425 111 87 22 2
1674 You really burned me. 1.2342 0.04781 111 89 18 4
1675 We can’t, I’m your mother. 1.2342 0.04949 111 90 16 5
1676 Don't knock it till you tried it. 1.2342 0.04781 111 89 18 4
1677 Come back later, my wife's home 1.2342 0.05270 111 92 12 7
1678 My father, the King, would never approve. Let's roll. 1.2342 0.05112 111 91 14 6
1679 Let’s meet on the roof. 1.2342 0.04517 111 90 17 4
1680 You seemed taller in your pictures online. 1.2342 0.05270 111 92 12 7
1681 Hi honey, I'm home 1.2342 0.04607 111 88 20 3
1682 Will they know I'm an immigrant? 1.2342 0.04949 111 90 16 5
1683 Sorry, Mother says it's your breath. 1.2342 0.04607 111 88 20 3
1684 But I had my heart set on snapdragons. 1.2342 0.05270 111 92 12 7
1685 I’m sorry; I’m just not into mythology! 1.2342 0.04607 111 88 20 3
1686 Two flowers for our ten year anniversary? At least your tail is pointing you in the right direction. 1.2342 0.04949 111 90 16 5
1687 OMG, where’s that dragon-slayer when I need him? 1.2342 0.05112 111 91 14 6
1688 I’m sorry, Smokey. I’m on ‘The Patch’ now. 1.2342 0.04781 111 89 18 4
1689 No I am not in distress. That is how I always sound whilst on the commode. 1.2342 0.04949 111 90 16 5
1690 It’s 5:00... When the notice says, “BBQ at 3 PM” you’re expected to be here at 2... oh yeah, and thanks for the 2 friggin’ flowers. 1.2342 0.04781 111 89 18 4
1691 My father says I can't go out with you because you're mythical! 1.2342 0.04781 111 89 18 4
1692 You want the Georges. Last castle on the right. 1.2342 0.04425 111 87 22 2
1693 My wicked stepsister created that Tinder profile. 1.2342 0.04332 111 89 19 3
1694 Oh my, that was some filter you used on your profile pic! 1.2342 0.04781 111 89 18 4
1695 I should have known you'd be dragon yourself back here! 1.2342 0.04949 111 90 16 5
1696 Sorry Andy, I only date orthodox Hydras. 1.2342 0.04607 111 88 20 3
1697 It’s not so much a problem with you. It’s my parents. My dad says he got burned by your dad once. 1.2342 0.05423 111 93 10 8
1698 You looked taller in your profile pic. 1.2342 0.04695 111 91 15 5
1699 That's so sweet, but I'm already dating King Kong. 1.2342 0.04781 111 89 18 4
1700 She said she's washing her hair. Can you come back tomorrow? 1.2342 0.05270 111 92 12 7
1701 Meet me at the backdoor so no one will see you. 1.2342 0.04781 111 89 18 4
1702 Now that GOT has ended I wanted to say it wasn’t just tv. 1.2342 0.04949 111 90 16 5
1703 Guinevere was nervous, she’d been burnt before! 1.2342 0.05112 111 91 14 6
1704 It's over, Gary. Your breath may have been the fortress' undoing, but your fear of intimacy will be yours. 1.2342 0.04781 111 89 18 4
1705 Please, not another Game of Thrones reference... 1.2342 0.04607 111 88 20 3
1706 Antioch? You want Asia Minor, not Europe. 1.2342 0.05112 111 91 14 6
1707 Are you sure you have the right address? 1.2342 0.04332 111 89 19 3
1708 Sorry we are scaling back 1.2342 0.04425 111 87 22 2
1709 Remember your quiet voice if someone brings up the iron throne. 1.2342 0.04781 111 89 18 4
1710 Shhh. I told you to sneak around back... 1.2342 0.04038 111 85 26 0
1711 I’m computer generated...or have you heard that line before? 1.2342 0.04236 111 91 16 4
1712 I specifically told you the party is costumes only.... 1.2342 0.04236 111 86 24 1
1713 I can see your, uh, thing. 1.2342 0.04949 111 90 16 5
1714 I'm not falling for that old trick. 1.2342 0.04138 111 88 21 2
1715 So... I heard there's this interesting French film at the Anjelika and I was wondering.... 1.2342 0.04236 111 91 16 4
1716 I think she'd be more willing if you brought her a couple of cows. 1.2342 0.04607 111 88 20 3
1717 Where were you last Winter when I needed you? 1.2342 0.04607 111 88 20 3
1718 Can you get over the wall? This door is too small. 1.2342 0.03123 111 91 18 2
1719 It's frogs. I have to kiss a lot of frogs. 1.2342 0.04781 111 89 18 4
1720 Look, can we just start over? 1.2342 0.04607 111 88 20 3
1721 Yesterday a frog, today a dragon, what's it doing to be tomorrow? 1.2342 0.04949 111 90 16 5
1722 Come back after midnight, my husband's not asleep yet. 1.2342 0.04607 111 88 20 3
1723 I'm Sorry Neville but I think we need to start seeing other people. 1.2342 0.04425 111 87 22 2
1724 I'm taking a different approach here, 1.2342 0.05270 111 92 12 7
1725 I'm very flattered, but I'm already taken. 1.2342 0.04607 111 88 20 3
1726 Be sneaky, my father still doesn't know you exist. 1.2342 0.04425 111 87 22 2
1727 I think my father's on to us. They found scales in the bedding. 1.2342 0.05112 111 91 14 6
1728 But I thought our chemistry was good! 1.2342 0.05112 111 91 14 6
1729 I just don't think I'm in a place emotionally to be captured right now. 1.2342 0.04607 111 88 20 3
1730 We have damsels in distress, but none of them are virgins! 1.2342 0.04949 111 90 16 5
1731 I brought these for you in apology. I ate your big sister. 1.2342 0.04949 111 90 16 5
1732 You don't want this -- it would not end well. 1.2342 0.04781 111 89 18 4
1733 Sorry, I'm just a figurative dragon lady. 1.2342 0.04781 111 89 18 4
1734 'It's just for lunch.' Yeah, well, thanks, but I'm not really into to 'flame broiled.' 1.2342 0.04425 111 92 14 5
1735 Thanks all the same, but I just kissed the frog. 1.2342 0.04425 111 87 22 2
1736 Sorry, you're just not the same old flame I remember. 1.2342 0.04607 111 88 20 3
1737 Khaleesi doesn’t live here anymore. 1.2342 0.04607 111 88 20 3
1738 Who do you take me for, the village idiot? 1.2342 0.05112 111 91 14 6
1739 Don’t let my father see you! 1.2342 0.04781 111 89 18 4
1740 You're too early. Don't you know she's a night person? 1.2342 0.04425 111 87 22 2
1741 George, come hither! 1.2342 0.04781 111 89 18 4
1742 I may be your type, but hideous monsters are not MY type. 1.2342 0.04425 111 87 22 2
1743 I know I get heated sometimes, but I really think we can make this work. 1.2342 0.04607 111 88 20 3
1744 It's Beowulf. Why do you ask? 1.2342 0.04607 111 88 20 3
1745 You looked shorter in your picture 1.2342 0.03935 111 87 23 1
1746 Let me find a vase. 1.2342 0.04138 111 88 21 2
1747 My parents won't allow me to go on a hot date. 1.2342 0.04949 111 90 16 5
1748 You better beat it, I called George. 1.2342 0.04607 111 88 20 3
1749 If I go on a date with you, will you stop roasting my knights? 1.2342 0.04607 111 88 20 3
1750 The Princess wants to know if you will turn into a very tall prince if she kisses you. 1.2342 0.04607 111 88 20 3
1751 The princess says she's not interested. Further, she requests that you follow your tail and kindly get the hell out of here. 1.2342 0.04781 111 89 18 4
1752 But can you light a fire? 1.2342 0.04607 111 88 20 3
1753 Wait, so that’s not a dick? 1.2342 0.05112 111 91 14 6
1754 Oh sure. NOW you come around after the casting calls have stopped. 1.2342 0.05112 111 91 14 6
1755 Sorry; I'm allergic to pollen. 1.2342 0.04781 111 89 18 4
1756 You said you were a frog on Tinder. 1.2342 0.05112 111 91 14 6
1757 I prithee forgiveness. It’s not you. 1.2342 0.04138 111 88 21 2
1758 If you see me with my parents, pretend we just met. 1.2342 0.04236 111 91 16 4
1759 You just slay me! I'll be right out! 1.2342 0.04781 111 89 18 4
1760 I know, I know - #notalldragons. 1.2342 0.05112 111 91 14 6
1761 Give me a minute...I'd better change into my fireproof outfit. 1.2342 0.04607 111 88 20 3
1762 Idiot! I asked you to bring me a cup of flour. 1.2342 0.04607 111 88 20 3
1763 It’s not you, it’s me and my fear of flying. 1.2342 0.04781 111 89 18 4
1764 Your picture looked less threatening. 1.2342 0.04781 111 89 18 4
1765 Hey BIG HOT ! Rapunzel's not here I'm Belle, her hairdresser. How bout I let down my Locks 1.2342 0.04781 111 89 18 4
1766 When a woman says no, she means NO. 1.2342 0.04781 111 89 18 4
1767 Hark ! Are you my prince in drag coming to kiss me? 1.2342 0.04607 111 88 20 3
1768 #NotAllDragons 1.2342 0.05270 111 92 12 7
1769 The position of Castle beast has been filled. 1.2342 0.04949 111 90 16 5
1770 You can come in, but be quiet. Mom and Dad are asleep upstairs. 1.2342 0.05270 111 92 12 7
1771 I thought you said you were a Dra-goon! 1.2342 0.04949 111 90 16 5
1772 Apology accepted, but no more s’mores incidents please. 1.2342 0.04781 111 89 18 4
1773 Don’t worry. I told them you were JUST like the Frog Prince. 1.2342 0.04425 111 87 22 2
1774 Sorry. Rapunzel says she is washing her hair this week. 1.2342 0.04781 111 89 18 4
1775 Really? Two weeds don't make up for scorching my garden. 1.2342 0.04038 111 85 26 0
1776 Donkey doesn't want to see you right now. 1.2342 0.04607 111 88 20 3
1777 Flowers matter. 1.2342 0.01789 111 92 18 1
1778 I can’t go out with YOU tonight. I’ve been grounded. 1.2342 0.04781 111 89 18 4
1779 I can’t let this relationship drag-on any longer. 1.2342 0.04781 111 89 18 4
1780 You don't match your online profile at all. 1.2342 0.03610 111 93 14 4
1781 Change is good. 1.2321 0.04570 112 89 20 3
1782 Let me straighten up the quest room first? 1.2321 0.04203 112 87 24 1
1783 You look nothing like your picture on Medieval Matchmaker... Are those flowers for me? 1.2321 0.04743 112 90 18 4
1784 Come On Baby Light My Fire.” -The Door 1.2321 0.04570 112 89 20 3
1785 I liked you better as a frog. 1.2321 0.04909 112 91 16 5
1786 I'm sorry, did you say your name is Puff? 1.2321 0.04743 112 90 18 4
1787 You're late again, Griffin. Why do you keep taking me for a dunce? 1.2321 0.04743 112 90 18 4
1788 Do you have time for a brief survey? Free gift included. 1.2321 0.04570 112 89 20 3
1789 She hasn't quite gotten over your last fire-breathing stunt. Give it some time. 1.2321 0.04570 112 89 20 3
1790 Flowers are nice, but just say the words—say you're sorry. It's that simple!" "How was I supposed to know regicide was illegal? It sounds like a foot cream! 1.2321 0.04203 112 87 24 1
1791 I can't come out and play right now, but I'll meet you in the Dungeon after dark. 1.2321 0.04390 112 88 22 2
1792 That is very sweet, but you do know I am gay? 1.2321 0.04570 112 89 20 3
1793 What happened to the other pizza delivery guy? 1.2321 0.04570 112 89 20 3
1794 These are from the knight over there. 1.2321 0.04909 112 91 16 5
1795 Sorry Rex, she's out with St. George tonight. 1.2321 0.04743 112 90 18 4
1796 Are those from my garden? 1.2321 0.05071 112 92 14 6
1797 The dragon, having finally found love, was happy--Twitter, however, was enraged by the finale. 1.2315 0.04853 108 87 17 4
1798 I just think you’re too big to be dating an iguana. 1.2315 0.05197 108 89 13 6
1799 Are you crazy?! My dad’s going to kill you! 1.2315 0.04284 108 84 23 1
1800 Are you my mother? 1.2315 0.05028 108 88 15 5
1801 Not a headache, I've got two knights. 1.2315 0.04671 108 86 19 3
1802 Hi. She'll be down in five minutes! 1.2315 0.04853 108 87 17 4
1803 I need a little more 'fiery' and a little less 'flowery'. 1.2315 0.04284 108 84 23 1
1804 Playing with fire. 1.2315 0.04671 108 86 19 3
1805 No, Julian's out with Mr. Prince Charming from across the way. 1.2315 0.04077 108 88 17 3
1806 I'm sorry, but I can't let this drag-on any longer. 1.2315 0.04671 108 86 19 3
1807 Your profile said you’d be taller. 1.2315 0.04853 108 87 17 4
1808 Saint George says, "Go away, if you know what's good for you." 1.2315 0.04284 108 84 23 1
1809 For starters,you might try a cooling breath mint. 1.2315 0.04671 108 86 19 3
1810 Can't ya understand flower girl? You're a cute and incredible survivor, but time is on my side. 1.2315 0.04482 108 85 21 2
1811 Daenerys who? 1.2315 0.05197 108 89 13 6
1812 I mean it, it’s over. 1.2315 0.04671 108 86 19 3
1813 That #MeToo status was about me, right?" 1.2315 0.04671 108 86 19 3
1814 Only frogs turn into princes. 1.2315 0.04284 108 84 23 1
1815 As I told you last week, men are required to wear a jacket. 1.2315 0.05197 108 89 13 6
1816 Saint George said that he will not accept your apology. 1.2315 0.04853 108 87 17 4
1817 No, no, no....no air kisses! 1.2315 0.05028 108 88 15 5
1818 Sorry. We have never heard of DragonMatch.com 1.2315 0.04284 108 84 23 1
1819 I was metaphorically speaking when I said; if it were another time it might be possible for us to get together.” 1.2315 0.04853 108 87 17 4
1820 I guess this is what you get if you don't look at the profile picture on dating websites. 1.2315 0.04853 108 87 17 4
1821 Sorry about your prince 1.2315 0.04853 108 87 17 4
1822 I know the princess is expecting a knight but wouldn’t she rather see the victor? 1.2315 0.05028 108 88 15 5
1823 It's pronounced BOOT EDGE EDGE. 1.2301 0.05030 113 93 14 6
1824 Sorry, I know the wrap party is for the entire cast, but she said absolutely not. 1.2301 0.04534 113 90 20 3
1825 Well how was I supposed to know you two are roommates!? 1.2301 0.05030 113 93 14 6
1826 Is this some game you're playing for my throne? 1.2301 0.04534 113 90 20 3
1827 How long have you been using mismatch.com? 1.2294 0.04446 109 86 21 2
1828 Go away. You've burned me for the last time. 1.2283 0.04663 92 72 19 1
1829 She actually goes by "Reusable Tote Bag Princess" now. 1.2281 0.04831 114 93 16 5
1830 Please keep your mouth shut. 1.2273 0.04217 110 86 23 1
1831 It’s just a tattoo. 1.2264 0.05573 106 90 8 8
1832 Lily was tempted, as he seemed so nice! 1.2264 0.05066 106 87 14 5
1833 Ok, but just one drink for old times' sake. 1.2264 0.04698 106 85 18 3
1834 She's not interested dragon breath. 1.2264 0.04402 106 86 17 3
1835 Can you come back next week? We’re still working on Contest #667! 1.2264 0.04698 106 85 18 3
1836 Sorry, the show's over...Bran is king. 1.2264 0.04402 106 86 17 3
1837 This isn’t going to work out, last time you kissed me you burned my tongue! 1.2264 0.04886 106 86 16 4
1838 You're cute, but we have to do something about your breath. 1.2264 0.05066 106 87 14 5
1839 I'm sorry but we have to end this... I'm allergic to Daisies! 1.2264 0.04886 106 86 16 4
1840 Dad wants to discuss your family. 1.2264 0.04193 106 85 19 2
1841 You call that a promposal? 1.2264 0.04886 106 86 16 4
1842 Are those poppies? 1.2264 0.04601 106 87 15 4
1843 She’s already seeing someone with dragon energy. 1.2264 0.04698 106 85 18 3
1844 Would it kill you to visit some other time besides Mother's Day? 1.2264 0.04886 106 86 16 4
1845 I think you're looking for Westeros. 1.2264 0.04886 106 86 16 4
1846 No sorry, the knight in my dating profile picture is my good friend." 1.2264 0.04698 106 85 18 3
1847 Just leave the flowers and go follow your tail. 1.2264 0.04886 106 86 16 4
1848 Flowers won't do, we just weren't made for each other. 1.2264 0.04503 106 84 20 2
1849 Me thinks the princess requested a gargle not a gargoyle. 1.2264 0.04698 106 85 18 3
1850 You must stop dragon my heart around. 1.2264 0.04886 106 86 16 4
1851 She said she only wants chivalry from knights, sorry. 1.2264 0.04698 106 85 18 3
1852 Sorry. I’m not remoatly interested. 1.2264 0.05066 106 87 14 5
1853 You're sweet, but let's just meet at the cookout. 1.2264 0.05066 106 87 14 5
1854 I'm sorry, she says that you're a little too hot-headed for her 1.2264 0.04886 106 86 16 4
1855 I’ve got to hand it to you. Burning down that village was a pretty impressive promposal. 1.2264 0.04886 106 86 16 4
1856 Aren't you quite a few millenia behind the times? 1.2264 0.04886 106 86 16 4
1857 Do you realize that my dad is St. George? 1.2264 0.04886 106 86 16 4
1858 Not quite what I meant by 'come to court'. 1.2264 0.04698 106 85 18 3
1859 Didn't you hear? I'm back with my old flame. 1.2264 0.04698 106 85 18 3
1860 Don't you come "dragon" in here with just two measly flowers!! 1.2264 0.04886 106 86 16 4
1861 Come through the back door, so I can get some tail! 1.2264 0.04886 106 86 16 4
1862 I know you're not ready, but the writers really want to wrap up and get to the finale. 1.2264 0.04886 106 86 16 4
1863 Verily, dragonne, thou art so thirstie....and I am so boréd...come hither, crosse mine moate and perchance I wilst giveth you a pittie fucke 1.2264 0.05066 106 87 14 5
1864 Sorry, you'll be wanting the Dragon's Keep next door. 1.2264 0.04698 106 85 18 3
1865 It's sweet of you to come by Puff, but Jackie became engaged last week. 1.2264 0.04084 106 82 24 0
1866 I know you hoard gold, yet you brought flowers? 1.2264 0.05066 106 87 14 5
1867 Your uber is arriving now. Your driver will wait two minutes before leaving. Enjoy the ride! 1.2264 0.04503 106 84 20 2
1868 Marcel? Is that you? Oh Marcel, I thought you were shot down by the Luftwaffe over Maastricht! Oh Marcel, I've remarried to a Minotaur from Crete. He's not much to look at, but he knows the complicated irregular network of passages to my heart. 1.2264 0.03081 106 88 16 2
1869 Look, all i’m saying is you should consider the possibility that he’s just not that into you... 1.2264 0.04698 106 85 18 3
1870 Friends? 1.2264 0.04503 106 84 20 2
1871 There's no Daenerys here 1.2264 0.04886 106 86 16 4
1872 You think you can make it up to me with flowers?! You burned down the village! 1.2264 0.04698 106 85 18 3
1873 I promise you will get used to it in no time! 1.2264 0.05066 106 87 14 5
1874 She said: "Only if you can breathe fire!" 1.2264 0.04698 106 85 18 3
1875 Lets make it quick, I sent him to your lair 1.2264 0.04503 106 84 20 2
1876 You don’t look like a frog... 1.2264 0.04793 106 88 13 5
1877 I'm afraid the King and Queen won't allow me to date outside my own species. 1.2264 0.04084 106 87 16 3
1878 please accept my plea, I was feeling the burn ...trying to light a fire under you 1.2264 0.04698 106 85 18 3
1879 C’mon—we agreed to keep this casual. 1.2264 0.04886 106 86 16 4
1880 Well, it means to quit dragon your feet, and cross crossing moats off your list, mostly. 1.2264 0.04698 106 85 18 3
1881 Alfred, how long is this going to drag on? 1.2264 0.05066 106 87 14 5
1882 I know you've been hurt before, but I'm not like other dragons. 1.2264 0.04886 106 86 16 4
1883 We can't Drag On this relationship when we both know it's over. 1.2264 0.04886 106 86 16 4
1884 I’m sorry she can’t come out today. She’s got a sore throat from your fiery kisses last night! 1.2264 0.04698 106 85 18 3
1885 I am here to pay my respects to the expectations of Game of Throne's fans. 1.2264 0.04698 106 85 18 3
1886 Tell the prince to send a more discrete animal next time... 1.2264 0.04698 106 85 18 3
1887 This will not change George's mind. 1.2264 0.05066 106 87 14 5
1888 I'll catch holy hell if I'm seen with you. 1.2264 0.04698 106 85 18 3
1889 She ran off with King George. 1.2264 0.04503 106 84 20 2
1890 For the June 24th issue (I know I'm too late): Thank goodness for Ikea's picture instructions. I have no idea how to read. 1.2264 0.05409 106 89 10 7
1891 How was the flight? You look famished! 1.2264 0.04503 106 84 20 2
1892 But soft! What knight through yonder window breaks? 1.2264 0.04698 106 85 18 3
1893 I'm sorry, she is out with the swamp creature. 1.2264 0.04698 106 85 18 3
1894 Flowers don’t make up for you burning the village 1.2264 0.04698 106 85 18 3
1895 No solicitations! 1.2264 0.05066 106 87 14 5
1896 Now hurry, before my husband finds out. 1.2264 0.04084 106 82 24 0
1897 What took you so long? For three days we've gone without fire. 1.2264 0.04503 106 84 20 2
1898 Seriously!? I thought I already made it clear to you that I never date smokers. 1.2264 0.04698 106 85 18 3
1899 Shh, the beauty is sleeping and cannot be disturbed for one hundred years! 1.2264 0.04503 106 84 20 2
1900 Normally I would be honored to be your date to the sacrifice. However at the risk of disappointing you, my virginity was lost long ago. Perhaps you'll have better luck at the next castle. 1.2264 0.04886 106 86 16 4
1901 It's pride day. 1.2264 0.04503 106 84 20 2
1902 You're going to have to do much better than those measly flowers if you're going to woo my lady 1.2264 0.04299 106 83 22 1
1903 Go around the back so no one sees you! 1.2264 0.04503 106 84 20 2
1904 What lovely flowers 1.2264 0.04698 106 85 18 3
1905 Just so you know, you weren't my first choice. 1.2264 0.03224 106 86 19 1
1906 You don't look anything like your photo on the website... 1.2264 0.05066 106 87 14 5
1907 Shhh.... My husband is home. 1.2264 0.05066 106 87 14 5
1908 Mr. Dragon, may I ride your long hard tail again, tonight? 1.2264 0.05066 106 87 14 5
1909 Sorry, this relationship is hopeless; I have hayfever and there is no way you can fit through this gate, 1.2264 0.02236 106 88 17 1
1910 I'm sorry but I must have been on the wrong dating site last night; too much mead and not enough self worth! 1.2264 0.04503 106 84 20 2
1911 I realize that the ad said "looking for a tall stranger with a fiery personality to sweep me off my feet" but the Princess hates tails. 1.2264 0.04503 106 84 20 2
1912 Thank you! That's very nice, but what have you done with Sir Lancelot? 1.2264 0.04193 106 85 19 2
1913 You're taller than I imagined. 1.2264 0.04698 106 85 18 3
1914 It'll be OK. Just act nirmal. 1.2264 0.05240 106 88 12 6
1915 Condolences and flowers won't bring him back to life! 1.2264 0.04886 106 86 16 4
1916 Flowers or no flowers you can't come in. Last time you were here you sneezed and nearly burned down the entire castle! 1.2264 0.04886 106 86 16 4
1917 My dad will slay you if those are from his garden. 1.2264 0.04299 106 83 22 1
1918 Qick, hide me please... my mother doesn't believe in mixed marriages! 1.2264 0.05066 106 87 14 5
1919 Sorry,but your profile didn't say you had a tail." 1.2264 0.04299 106 83 22 1
1920 No no no. You're looking for Westeros. This is Trumperos. 1.2264 0.04503 106 84 20 2
1921 'No it's not Dragons' Den and no I'm not in.' 1.2264 0.04886 106 86 16 4
1922 Too late to apologize... you melted my Dad's favorite chair! 1.2264 0.03491 106 87 17 2
1923 Harold, I love you, but my dad won’t think the claim “It’s 2019” will cut it... 1.2264 0.04503 106 84 20 2
1924 You didn’t like the ending either? 1.2264 0.04698 106 85 18 3
1925 I'm sorry. Mother of Dragons is out pillaging right now. 1.2264 0.04886 106 86 16 4
1926 This will never work. I’m a Cancer and we’re just not compatible with fire signs. 1.2264 0.04503 106 84 20 2
1927 It's going to take a lot more than flowers to get back in this castle, mister. 1.2264 0.04886 106 86 16 4
1928 It’s just 1-800-FLOWERS. 1.2264 0.04698 106 85 18 3
1929 Sorry, but your password needs to have at least one numeral and one capital letter. 1.2264 0.04503 106 84 20 2
1930 Let me ask the king if I’m allowed to ride on your back. 1.2264 0.05066 106 87 14 5
1931 Should I bring the fire extinguisher? 1.2264 0.04503 106 84 20 2
1932 I would have preferred you brought me a fire blanket. 1.2264 0.04698 106 85 18 3
1933 No. St. George passed years ago. 1.2264 0.04299 106 83 22 1
1934 She'll be down in a flash...she's just getting into her heat retardant dress." 1.2264 0.04503 106 84 20 2
1935 Sorry, I'm not ready for a serious relationship yet, my ex really burned me. 1.2264 0.04503 106 84 20 2
1936 Sir Gwain. You have two visitors. 1.2264 0.04698 106 85 18 3
1937 Sorry, she’s doing her hair. 1.2264 0.05573 106 90 8 8
1938 Sorry, you have the wrong kingdom. 1.2264 0.05240 106 88 12 6
1939 I’m so sorry! I swiped right by accident. 1.2264 0.05240 106 88 12 6
1940 No, I don't care that you grilled the dinner yourself. 1.2264 0.04503 106 84 20 2
1941 Not now. I’m in seclusion, mourning the end of Game of Thrones. 1.2264 0.05066 106 87 14 5
1942 Sorry, we’re the Dunyeons, with a y. 1.2264 0.04698 106 85 18 3
1943 The land shark was trickier! 1.2264 0.04886 106 86 16 4
1944 I said, "I only date frogs." 1.2264 0.05066 106 87 14 5
1945 Oh, hello!" (I would swear I swiped left... or is it right? 1.2264 0.04503 106 84 20 2
1946 ...it's Next Tuesday?... 1.2264 0.05066 106 87 14 5
1947 Just give me the flowers before you set them on fire! 1.2264 0.04886 106 86 16 4
1948 Two lousy petunias ...And to think you used to breath fire for me . 1.2264 0.05066 106 87 14 5
1949 I'm sorry, but the Princess has been burned kissing dragons. She's sticking with frogs. 1.2264 0.04503 106 84 20 2
1950 She says you’ve lost your fire 1.2264 0.04886 106 86 16 4
1951 She's almost ready. Just putting on her fire proof sweater. 1.2264 0.04503 106 84 20 2
1952 No princess ever gave me flowers before. . . . 1.2243 0.05023 107 88 14 5
1953 I know, my breath isn't so hot either. 1.2243 0.04263 107 84 22 1
1954 Fairy tales can come true it can happen to you... 1.2243 0.05023 107 88 14 5
1955 You know I have allergies! 1.2233 0.05150 103 85 13 5
1956 No more auditions. Game of Thrones season ended. 1.2233 0.04766 103 83 17 3
1957 I told you not to come over if my brother George is home! 1.2233 0.05150 103 85 13 5
1958 Just between you and me, the Princess has already kissed A LOT of frogs! 1.2233 0.04348 103 81 21 1
1959 You know you razed the village yesterday. What makes you think it is a good day to meet my parents? 1.2233 0.05150 103 85 13 5
1960 Do you want a kiss? 1.2233 0.04562 103 82 19 2
1961 Chocolates my love, lest thou let forth thy most fateful sneeze. 1.2233 0.04006 103 87 12 4
1962 It'll take a lot more than that to make up for that stunt with the candles last night. 1.2233 0.04348 103 81 21 1
1963 Not tonight dear, I've got a flaming headache. 1.2233 0.04962 103 84 15 4
1964 It's still not enough for a threesome. 1.2233 0.03761 103 86 14 3
1965 I'm sorry, we're team Winterfell. 1.2233 0.04348 103 81 21 1
1966 No, he's been burned before. 1.2233 0.04962 103 84 15 4
1967 So now that GOT is over, you want back in! Ain't happening. 1.2233 0.03886 103 84 17 2
1968 Your profile said you were a wyvern... 1.2233 0.04562 103 82 19 2
1969 I think you misunderstood what I meant when I said my love burns for you. 1.2233 0.04766 103 83 17 3
1970 He’s asking for Guinevere 1.2233 0.05332 103 86 11 6
1971 Sorry honey, I canceled HBO. 1.2233 0.04766 103 83 17 3
1972 The story just wouldn't work if we tried anything out. 1.2233 0.04766 103 83 17 3
1973 Not now! Come back when he's off crusading. 1.2233 0.04562 103 82 19 2
1974 I heard you when you knocked the first time. 1.2233 0.04562 103 82 19 2
1975 Danny is still upset about how you interfere in her relationships. 1.2233 0.04962 103 84 15 4
1976 You think flowers gonna compensate for what you did to my people? 1.2233 0.04562 103 82 19 2
1977 Sorry about the overdone marshmallows 1.2233 0.04962 103 84 15 4
1978 You can come in, but don’t let my father know you’re “dragonish”. 1.2233 0.04456 103 84 16 3
1979 ...and I love you, but I also loved my brother until you got drunk and then you got jealous. 1.2233 0.04766 103 83 17 3
1980 You brought flowers? I expected chocolate! Dark chocolate!! 1.2233 0.04962 103 84 15 4
1981 Go around back and hide in my she-shed. 1.2233 0.04766 103 83 17 3
1982 After what you did to King’s Landing? Forget it! 1.2233 0.04962 103 84 15 4
1983 I don't care if I remind you of your mother, We're too different 1.2233 0.04962 103 84 15 4
1984 I come in peace. Trust me , you do not want to make me angry" 1.2233 0.04865 103 86 12 5
1985 She told me to tell you she prefers truffles. Or livestock. 1.2233 0.04562 103 82 19 2
1986 Sorry, deliveries are at the back drawbridge. 1.2233 0.04962 103 84 15 4
1987 A well-formed strapping lad, sir, and quite quaint in his manners. 1.2233 0.04962 103 84 15 4
1988 You looked younger on Tinder 1.2233 0.04766 103 83 17 3
1989 Later, Dexter. Dad's still pretty hot. 1.2233 0.04766 103 83 17 3
1990 Sorry, Puff, she's gone cold turkey. 1.2233 0.04962 103 84 15 4
1991 I’m afraid you’ve got the wrong castle. 1.2233 0.04766 103 83 17 3
1992 I can't be your new Khaleesi, I'm voting for Bernie. 1.2233 0.04766 103 83 17 3
1993 Sorry,we're committed to HBO. 1.2233 0.05150 103 85 13 5
1994 Marvin, please, I told you never to meet me here. 1.2233 0.04562 103 82 19 2
1995 Please Mr. Trump, how can I trust you? 1.2233 0.05150 103 85 13 5
1996 DONAAAAALD, YOUR DATE IS HERE. 1.2233 0.05150 103 85 13 5
1997 No, it's not YOU.....it's ME! 1.2233 0.04766 103 83 17 3
1998 To be honest, I've been burned by dragons too many times before. 1.2233 0.04766 103 83 17 3
1999 Ooh, I think that strikes the right note of middle aged whimsy! 1.2233 0.04766 103 83 17 3
2000 Not now. I’m binging the entire series of Game of Thrones. 1.2233 0.04962 103 84 15 4
2001 Sorry, dad says I have to be 16 before we can date. 1.2233 0.05150 103 85 13 5
2002 Sorry, our dragon is grounded for fire breathing in bed. 1.2233 0.04562 103 82 19 2
2003 Well this explains the burn marks in his under armor 1.2233 0.04348 103 81 21 1
2004 Well, I'd like to eat out. Last time you cooked the kitchen burned down. 1.2233 0.04348 103 81 21 1
2005 Don't Worry, Princess. The tail is only for show. 1.2233 0.04766 103 83 17 3
2006 It's not a good Knight. 1.2233 0.05332 103 86 11 6
2007 Look... I brought you flowers! Please turn me back into a man! 1.2233 0.04766 103 83 17 3
2008 Is this a bad time? 1.2233 0.04766 103 83 17 3
2009 So now that Game of Thrones is finished you think I’m going to take you back? 1.2233 0.04766 103 83 17 3
2010 If you plan on staying over, you’ll need breathe mints. 1.2233 0.04766 103 83 17 3
2011 Come in quickly before my father sees you 1.2233 0.04962 103 84 15 4
2012 Didn't you see the tie on the doorknob. She has a visitor. 1.2233 0.04562 103 82 19 2
2013 Psssst, can we discuss your job performance lately? 1.2233 0.05150 103 85 13 5
2014 What, we’re they out of frog costumes? 1.2233 0.04562 103 82 19 2
2015 You're not what I had in mind when I wished for a hot date. 1.2233 0.04962 103 84 15 4
2016 Sorry, she is out laying waste to Casterly Rock 1.2233 0.04962 103 84 15 4
2017 Sorry, you've been de-moated. 1.2233 0.05150 103 85 13 5
2018 Not until you do something about that dragon's breath. 1.2233 0.04562 103 82 19 2
2019 A word to the wise. The princess likes flowers but you'll need breath mints as well. 1.2233 0.04562 103 82 19 2
2020 Just a hunk of burnin' love for you, babe! 1.2233 0.04766 103 83 17 3
2021 Have you come to slay the Prince? 1.2233 0.05332 103 86 11 6
2022 Hmm, you looked shorter on your profile picture. 1.2233 0.04562 103 82 19 2
2023 Not another virgin, please. I just want to talk. 1.2233 0.04962 103 84 15 4
2024 Second castle on the left, just past the catapult. 1.2233 0.04348 103 81 21 1
2025 Can we go out to eat tonight? I 'm getting tired of eating everything well-done. 1.2233 0.04766 103 83 17 3
2026 Sure, just a minute, let me see if he's home. 1.2233 0.04865 103 86 12 5
2027 Excuse me, Sir - This is a Ye Olde White Castle. Please drive thru to the side window to pick up your burger order. 1.2233 0.04562 103 82 19 2
2028 No. She's still angry about the fire. 1.2233 0.04562 103 82 19 2
2029 I don't want flowers, I want the Iron Throne! 1.2233 0.04665 103 85 14 4
2030 Sorry. Prince Charles or not. I'm still not kissing you. 1.2233 0.04766 103 83 17 3
2031 Oops! I meant to swipe LEFT. 1.2233 0.04348 103 81 21 1
2032 I can't leave in a den, you can't dwell in a castle; it is one moat that we cannot bridge. 1.2233 0.04348 103 81 21 1
2033 I’m sorry you can’t come in I’m allergic to the flowers 1.2233 0.04124 103 85 15 3
2034 I need to know what pronoun you prefer-he, she or they? 1.2233 0.04766 103 83 17 3
2035 Look, she's still pretty burned up over your last date, so cool it, OK? 1.2233 0.04348 103 81 21 1
2036 My Knight in shinny armor is passed out, so it's you and me tonight, you handsome devil! 1.2233 0.04562 103 82 19 2
2037 This isn’t what I had in mind from your dating site profile. 1.2233 0.04962 103 84 15 4
2038 Are those real dragon lillies? 1.2233 0.04348 103 81 21 1
2039 Come back with Bar-B-Q. 1.2233 0.04348 103 81 21 1
2040 She’ll be right out. Just getting the marshmallows. 1.2233 0.04766 103 83 17 3
2041 She's watching Game of Thrones. 1.2233 0.04124 103 80 23 0
2042 You should've apologized last knight. 1.2233 0.04766 103 83 17 3
2043 She said to tell you "you slay me." 1.2233 0.04766 103 83 17 3
2044 This is not the "Fantasy Date" I had in mind. 1.2233 0.04348 103 81 21 1
2045 First recorded case of "Stockholm Syndrome", circa 5th century 1.2233 0.04962 103 84 15 4
2046 'It's nothing personal Drogon, but your breath could kill. 1.2233 0.04562 103 82 19 2
2047 I was hoping for someone with fire in his belly. 1.2233 0.04237 103 83 18 2
2048 I don't care how many bouquets you bring me, I can't lend you the script because the show has been cancelled." John Day, Kent, WA 1.2233 0.04962 103 84 15 4
2049 My last suitor was a big, bad, wolf. He said "I'll blow your house down". Can give me a better offer? 1.2233 0.04562 103 82 19 2
2050 Use the back gate silly, I don't want anyone to see us. 1.2233 0.04562 103 82 19 2
2051 What are you doing here? I swiped you to the left. 1.2233 0.04962 103 84 15 4
2052 She would know me as @Albert. 1.2233 0.04962 103 84 15 4
2053 No, sorry, I can’t. It’s your breath. 1.2233 0.04562 103 82 19 2
2054 That's NOT a FROG! 1.2233 0.04962 103 84 15 4
2055 Come in through the kitchen, my parents are in the living room! 1.2233 0.04562 103 82 19 2
2056 Uh, I'm here for Cerberus. 1.2233 0.04766 103 83 17 3
2057 Can you do your magic tonight, P? 1.2233 0.04766 103 83 17 3
2058 She’s almost ready, but her breath spray keeps igniting! 1.2233 0.04962 103 84 15 4
2059 Wow. And I thought that flower deliveries by Uber and Lyft were ridiculous. 1.2233 0.04562 103 82 19 2
2060 FYI- most suitors bring at least a dozen roses 1.2233 0.04962 103 84 15 4
2061 I don't think things could ever work out for us - you're a Capricorn. 1.2233 0.03633 103 83 19 1
2062 Sorry, I have to wash my snood. 1.2233 0.04962 103 84 15 4
2063 You were supposed to bring creme brulee! 1.2233 0.04962 103 84 15 4
2064 What's the secrete password? 1.2233 0.04766 103 83 17 3
2065 I can't tonight. Father's being a real beast. 1.2233 0.04562 103 82 19 2
2066 She found someone else to light her fire. 1.2233 0.04124 103 80 23 0
2067 Sorry, I only date frogs. 1.2233 0.04962 103 84 15 4
2068 Oh dear, I can't cope with you. I clearly said to send a dragoon, a DRAGOON. 1.2233 0.04962 103 84 15 4
2069 Uhhh sorry, wrong castle. My GPS is “tailing” it’s that way..... 1.2233 0.03886 103 84 17 2
2070 I'm a water sign. Don't tell my father we're dating. 1.2232 0.04522 112 90 19 3
2071 Spoiler Alert: She loves you not! 1.2232 0.04340 112 89 21 2
2072 Sorry, Happy Hour begins at 5 o'clock on Saturdays, not 4. 1.2222 0.04200 99 77 22 0
2073 I don't want to see you any more, no point in dragon it on any longer." 1.2212 0.05105 104 86 13 5
2074 Yes, a second date, but without that sword-happy chaperone fella. 1.2212 0.04725 104 84 17 3
2075 Come back when the King is out hunting dragons 1.2212 0.04725 104 84 17 3
2076 Not you, honey. Your dog. 1.2212 0.04523 104 83 19 2
2077 Are you here for "drag & queen" reading hour 1.2212 0.04312 104 82 21 1
2078 Leave the flowers with casting...we’ll call you if there’s a prequel. 1.2212 0.04523 104 83 19 2
2079 The king is home, come back later! 1.2212 0.04523 104 83 19 2
2080 Will you be my Dinner? 1.2212 0.04419 104 85 16 3
2081 You can't go like that -- it's a black tie affair 1.2212 0.04523 104 83 19 2
2082 Look, you're very nice, and strong, but my family doesn't want me dating dragons after what happened with Daenerys. 1.2212 0.04918 104 85 15 4
2083 Make it quick. I'm watching Game of Thrones. 1.2212 0.04523 104 83 19 2
2084 You’re gonna have to sneak in through the window. 1.2212 0.04918 104 85 15 4
2085 I understand xhe told you xhe was identifying as a dragon... but xhe is identifying as an orc today 1.2212 0.04725 104 84 17 3
2086 She’s at the chapel, marrying the beast. 1.2212 0.04918 104 85 15 4
2087 oh, the prince and i have been married for 20 years 1.2212 0.04523 104 83 19 2
2088 Welcome dragon calling! 1.2212 0.04523 104 88 11 5
2089 Our gargoyle is out right now. You'll have to come back later. 1.2212 0.05105 104 86 13 5
2090 I'm sorry. It's over.You're dragon me down. 1.2202 0.04393 109 87 20 2
2091 If you blow your nose, you can come in. 1.2190 0.04684 105 85 17 3
2092 Can you come back later? My husband is home and I don't want him to accidentally behead you. 1.2190 0.04876 105 86 15 4
2093 Excuse me,I'm not a virgin. 1.2190 0.04684 105 85 17 3
2094 Not tonight hot lips. I've got q headache 1.2190 0.05060 105 87 13 5
2095 For the last time, I just can’t get over your breath. 1.2178 0.04473 101 83 15 3
2096 If you can't even fit in the front door, then how are you supposed to fit in my back door? 1.2178 0.04794 101 82 16 3
2097 But I like to eat sushi every once in a while. 1.2178 0.04582 101 81 18 2
2098 I’m sorry the last season was horrible, but you can’t live here 1.2170 0.04547 106 88 14 4
2099 You are late, AGAIN, and the Moat traffic excuse will not work this time Henry! 1.2157 0.04542 102 82 18 2
2100 I was hoping for more fireworks and sparks. 1.2157 0.04542 102 82 18 2
2101 I'm sorry, you gave her a case of heartburn. 1.2157 0.04751 102 83 16 3
2102 Sorry. Wrong house. 1.2157 0.04751 102 83 16 3
2103 She hooked up with the dragon from Game of Thrones 1.2157 0.03972 102 82 19 1
2104 Can Jackie come out to frolic? 1.2157 0.04951 102 84 14 4
2105 Done anything about your breath? Last time it set the door on fire! 1.2157 0.04751 102 83 16 3
2106 Puff, you’re just not real to me! 1.2157 0.04951 102 84 14 4
2107 Sorry! I'm allergic to flowers. 1.2157 0.04751 102 83 16 3
2108 I’m interested but you didn’t respond to my question about bondage. 1.2157 0.04542 102 82 18 2
2109 The negotiations over my dowry are draggin' on because Daddy thinks you're too old for me. 1.2157 0.04093 102 80 22 0
2110 OK I forgive you, how about coffee today, and we’ll see where that goes… 1.2157 0.04542 102 82 18 2
2111 Are you kidding? No way. I've been burned before. 1.2157 0.04542 102 82 18 2
2112 They said you were a hot sooter, but can you cook? 1.2157 0.04209 102 83 17 2
2113 Sorry to tell you this, but St George has slain your dragon lady. 1.2157 0.04951 102 84 14 4
2114 I hope you enjoyed the flame-broiled appetizers. 1.2157 0.04542 102 82 18 2
2115 Sorry, no admittance without a tie. 1.2143 0.04412 98 78 19 1
2116 Oh Aaron, my father would never allow it. We’re devout Catholics and I can clearly see you’re Jewish. 1.2143 0.04644 98 79 17 2
2117 Is it my breath? 1.2143 0.05280 98 82 11 5
2118 I think I misunderstood the assignment. 1.2143 0.04865 98 80 15 3
2119 I hope my father didn't see you. 1.2143 0.04644 98 79 17 2
2120 Honestly? It's your breath... 1.2143 0.04412 98 78 19 1
2121 Oh, Big Boy, you light my fire. 1.2143 0.04865 98 80 15 3
2122 It will never work. I'm allergic to flowers. 1.2143 0.05077 98 81 13 4
2123 I accepted your apology for razing the village, I'm just not into the idea of being friends much less anything more 1.2143 0.04166 98 77 21 0
2124 That magical kiss not working out? 1.2143 0.04865 98 80 15 3
2125 One moment.; I'll get her. She's in the dungeon. 1.2143 0.05077 98 81 13 4
2126 Oh, I was expecting an uber wagon. 1.2143 0.04644 98 79 17 2
2127 Sweet of you to think of me. But death is one of my allergies. 1.2143 0.04412 98 78 19 1
2128 I'm sorry, but the picture on your account was definitely an iguana ... 1.2143 0.04644 98 79 17 2
2129 Ah, yes. The Ayatollah is expecting you. 1.2143 0.05077 98 81 13 4
2130 The Beauty and the Beast story has already been written. 1.2143 0.04865 98 80 15 3
2131 Daenerys is out winning a war, but I's sure she'd like to see you when she gets back. 1.2143 0.04865 98 80 15 3
2132 Flowers won't make up for catfishing me, "Greg!!!" 1.2143 0.04865 98 80 15 3
2133 Posies for the little lady! 1.2143 0.04644 98 79 17 2
2134 You think we've forgotten Season 8 already? 1.2143 0.04865 98 80 15 3
2135 No, no, no.... follow your tail. 1.2143 0.04644 98 79 17 2
2136 That's funny, you don't look like a knight! 1.2143 0.04644 98 79 17 2
2137 Sorry, I was expecting a hot blind date, not a fire breathing one. 1.2143 0.04644 98 79 17 2
2138 You have a beautiful, sensitive soul, but I’m royalty, and you’re ... you’re a commoner. 1.2143 0.04756 98 82 12 4
2139 Your heart's in the right place, but it's about your breath. 1.2143 0.04865 98 80 15 3
2140 I am so sorry for your loss. 1.2143 0.04644 98 79 17 2
2141 Sorry Wrong Moat. My GPS is now pointing in the opposite direction! 1.2143 0.04291 98 80 16 2
2142 We're out of starter fluid. Before we go, can you help my dad light the grill 1.2143 0.05077 98 81 13 4
2143 Sorry, Puff died years ago 1.2143 0.05077 98 81 13 4
2144 That's very kind of you, but you know chivalry is dead. 1.2143 0.04644 98 79 17 2
2145 Would you quit frolicking in the autumn mist and get IN here?! Winter is coming!” 1.2143 0.05077 98 81 13 4
2146 Come on baby let me light your fire 1.2143 0.04412 98 78 19 1
2147 Remember, you only have three tries. 1.2143 0.04644 98 79 17 2
2148 Stay out of my garden! Scat! Shoo! 1.2143 0.03324 98 79 19 0
2149 Are you sure you have the right lair? 1.2143 0.05280 98 82 11 5
2150 Thought I'd take the 'kill 'em with kindness' approach for once. 1.2143 0.04865 98 80 15 3
2151 Matilda will be down as soon as she's done incinerating her previous date. 1.2143 0.04756 98 82 12 4
2152 Zipper's stuck on her Prom dress. She'll be right out. 1.2143 0.05280 98 82 11 5
2153 You had better go. George is coming home any minute. 1.2143 0.05280 98 82 11 5
2154 You're mistaken if you think you can get away with that hold-your-breath trickery. Nobody in this castle is that stupid. 1.2143 0.04412 98 78 19 1
2155 Sorry, but I'm waiting for a frog to kiss. 1.2143 0.04644 98 79 17 2
2156 I really enjoyed reading your email. 1.2143 0.04412 98 78 19 1
2157 I'm not in the mood for barbecue tonight. 1.2143 0.04865 98 80 15 3
2158 I'm going with her for emotional support. 1.2143 0.04291 98 80 16 2
2159 Which way to the Dragonfest? 1.2143 0.04865 98 80 15 3
2160 It's case sensitive, remember? 1.2143 0.04644 98 79 17 2
2161 I know fake news when I see it! 1.2143 0.05077 98 81 13 4
2162 Pae-historic or medieval? 1.2143 0.04644 98 79 17 2
2163 Sorry, I don't have HBO. 1.2143 0.04865 98 80 15 3
2164 That's very sweet. How are you at terrorizing peons with the threat of fiery destruction? 1.2143 0.04865 98 80 15 3
2165 I already told you she doesn't live here anymore. 1.2143 0.04166 98 77 21 0
2166 Hi Mrs. Anderson, is Diane ready? 1.2143 0.04644 98 79 17 2
2167 Stevie says to stop draggin' her heart around. 1.2143 0.04865 98 80 15 3
2168 She doesn’t want to see you. Do you think a lousy bouquet will make things alright? Her parents lived in Tokyo for God’s sake! 1.2143 0.04644 98 79 17 2
2169 No, you're looking for my sister. I'm more into kissing frogs. 1.2143 0.04865 98 80 15 3
2170 Thy love hast singed thee thrice. Be gone, foul beast! 1.2143 0.04412 98 78 19 1
2171 I thought you were supposed to be a frog? 1.2143 0.04865 98 80 15 3
2172 I'm sorry, but the princess is receiving only fire breathing dragons. 1.2143 0.04865 98 80 15 3
2173 Sorry...There's a 3-flower minimum for entry! 1.2143 0.04412 98 78 19 1
2174 You’re not Shrek! 1.2143 0.04865 98 80 15 3
2175 I’d love to invite you in but we just redid our roof” 1.2143 0.04644 98 79 17 2
2176 and tbe password is 1.2143 0.04644 98 79 17 2
2177 Are you here for the fireplace supervisors job interview? 1.2143 0.04865 98 80 15 3
2178 Jesus Rodney I told you one, wait until he rides out on his quest and two, come to the back gate. 1.2143 0.04865 98 80 15 3
2179 Daddy won't let me elope. He says you're a dragon. 1.2143 0.04291 98 80 16 2
2180 We’re just too similar. 1.2143 0.05077 98 81 13 4
2181 Could you text first? 1.2143 0.04412 98 78 19 1
2182 Fifty years on, Stonewall barriers continue to fall. 1.2143 0.04644 98 79 17 2
2183 Wrong castle; you must be looking for the damsel down the block. 1.2143 0.05280 98 82 11 5
2184 The flowers are lovely. What are they called? 1.2143 0.04865 98 80 15 3
2185 She won’t come out. She says you have dragon breath. 1.2143 0.04412 98 78 19 1
2186 Dragon: “Perhaps everything that frightens us is, in its deepest essence something...” Princess: Wait. Where’s Shrek? Where’s Donkey? Dragon: Who? Princess: Are you reciting Rainer Maria Rilke?! No. No. No. This is all wrong! 1.2143 0.04865 98 80 15 3
2187 Oh honey there's a Crackenbruce at the door for you. 1.2143 0.04865 98 80 15 3
2188 I’m sorry, you’ll have to wait for her out here. We haven’t finished fire-proofing the sitting room furniture. 1.2143 0.04644 98 79 17 2
2189 Could you come back later after we've renovated the tower? 1.2143 0.04412 98 78 19 1
2190 Saint George says he doesn’t want to see you 1.2143 0.04412 98 78 19 1
2191 Go away, I keep telling you, stop thinking of me as your old flame! 1.2143 0.04412 98 78 19 1
2192 I'm sorry, no exceptions. All deliveries must be made at the service entrance. 1.2143 0.05077 98 81 13 4
2193 Death is not the end. 1.2143 0.05077 98 81 13 4
2194 Sorry, Jackie, she left with Puff. 1.2143 0.04644 98 79 17 2
2195 Oh, milady, did you order a snapdragon? 1.2143 0.05077 98 81 13 4
2196 George? (burp) Oh, he said he'd be here by Tuesday. 1.2143 0.04412 98 78 19 1
2197 I am the Magic Dragon! 1.2143 0.04529 98 81 14 3
2198 Oh, don't you dare try to sugarcoat things now! 1.2143 0.04644 98 79 17 2
2199 Just wait around back-dad’s almost asleep! 1.2143 0.04644 98 79 17 2
2200 Arthur said he would send merlin and instead he sends you! 1.2143 0.04412 98 78 19 1
2201 The web-page just says 'big Game of Thrones fan, non-smoker, GSOH' 1.2143 0.04412 98 78 19 1
2202 No, I'm not a dragon. I'm the Western Union delivery boy. 1.2143 0.04644 98 79 17 2
2203 Too late to appologize! 1.2143 0.04644 98 79 17 2
2204 We aren’t dragon this out any longer: it’s over between us, Smaug. 1.2143 0.04412 98 78 19 1
2205 Um, you don’t look like your profile picture, Mother of Dragons 69 1.2143 0.04412 98 78 19 1
2206 Quietly. My parents are antidragonetic. 1.2143 0.04644 98 79 17 2
2207 And suddenly he realized, she liked him back. 1.2143 0.05077 98 81 13 4
2208 Your wings looked bigger on your profile. 1.2143 0.04865 98 80 15 3
2209 I have an FTD Birthday delivery for Griselda 1.2143 0.04644 98 79 17 2
2210 She's not due back from Hogwarts for another two weeks - but I can't guarantee as what. 1.2143 0.04412 98 78 19 1
2211 Could you breathe on my creme brulee ? 1.2143 0.04412 98 78 19 1
2212 For the last time, Drogon: The show is over. I'm not really your mother. Go home. 1.2143 0.05280 98 82 11 5
2213 You should have added a banana for scale to your Tinder profile. 1.2143 0.05280 98 82 11 5
2214 You're as good as dead if Beowulf finds out you're here. 1.2143 0.04865 98 80 15 3
2215 In July? - I don't think so. 1.2143 0.04644 98 79 17 2
2216 I'm just going to slip into something from my Collection Asbestos de Paris 1.2143 0.04865 98 80 15 3
2217 Ben? You don't look anything like your profile photo. 1.2143 0.04412 98 78 19 1
2218 I liked the flames. 1.2143 0.04865 98 80 15 3
2219 We no longer can see one another....father forbids me riding a dragon. 1.2143 0.05280 98 82 11 5
2220 Silly goose, it's every other Tuesday! 1.2136 0.04286 103 82 20 1
2221 Stop dragon my heart around. 1.2121 0.04602 99 80 17 2
2222 She said she’ll be down with her tenderloins once you reach 350°. 1.2121 0.04372 99 79 19 1
2223 Sorry, but you're more like a brother from a very different father and mother. 1.2121 0.04602 99 80 17 2
2224 Very sweet of you Donald, but, alas, I have a flower allergy. Sorry. 1.2121 0.04253 99 81 16 2
2225 What, no candy? 1.2121 0.05030 99 82 13 4
2226 I'm just not afraid of you like that. 1.2121 0.04372 99 79 19 1
2227 The size of your dowry is more than generous. What concerns me is the size of... 1.2121 0.04372 99 79 19 1
2228 Oh, you are much larger than you looked on your profile photo on the dating site. 1.2121 0.05030 99 82 13 4
2229 Shhh! Sneak in the window so my father doesn't see you. 1.2121 0.04602 99 80 17 2
2230 Maybe we should meet at your place... 1.2121 0.04602 99 80 17 2
2231 Dinner's ready in five. 1.2121 0.04821 99 81 15 3
2232 If it makes you feel any better, he did say you had a nice personality 1.2121 0.04602 99 80 17 2
2233 Eldadrya, your date is here! 1.2121 0.05030 99 82 13 4
2234 Stop already with the Jim Morrison bit! 1.2121 0.04821 99 81 15 3
2235 It's not me, it's your dragon breath. 1.2121 0.04130 99 78 21 0
2236 No thank you. We already have a monster. 1.2121 0.04821 99 81 15 3
2237 Do you breathe fire? I can't light my birthday candles. 1.2121 0.04372 99 79 19 1
2238 I think I'm losing interest in email. 1.2121 0.04372 99 79 19 1
2239 Not tonight. You reek of roasted villager. 1.2121 0.04372 99 79 19 1
2240 Since the series finale, Daddy doesn't want you coming around any more. 1.2121 0.05030 99 82 13 4
2241 No, I can’t...I have a date with a stegosaurus tonight. 1.2121 0.04821 99 81 15 3
2242 Ich am besorgian for ruining thou's garden. 1.2121 0.04821 99 81 15 3
2243 Uh, looks like he is going to kill him with kindness instead. 1.2121 0.04372 99 79 19 1
2244 What are your intentions with my dragon? 1.2121 0.04602 99 80 17 2
2245 It sorrows me to say, Durrell, but our story must end here 1.2121 0.05030 99 82 13 4
2246 Daddy says winter is NOT coming. 1.2121 0.04821 99 81 15 3
2247 I'm sorry Un, Donny is at Vlad's for a sleep over. 1.2121 0.04602 99 80 17 2
2248 Ummm, you look a little different than your profile pic. 1.2121 0.05030 99 82 13 4
2249 She's fictional, not real. She doesn't exist. 1.2121 0.04821 99 81 15 3
2250 Don't worry, I ran out of fire. 1.2121 0.04372 99 79 19 1
2251 Sorry, but your Tinder profile said you were 6'1". 1.2121 0.04821 99 81 15 3
2252 Happily ever after? Are you for real? 1.2121 0.04372 99 79 19 1
2253 These flowers might convince her -- at least they'll fit through that door. 1.2121 0.05030 99 82 13 4
2254 She said, leave the flowers, but she doesn't want to see you any more. 1.2121 0.04602 99 80 17 2
2255 Rapunzel’s going to be late - she’s getting a blowout. 1.2121 0.04821 99 81 15 3
2256 Do you want to taste my fire? 1.2121 0.04821 99 81 15 3
2257 Try not to be so conspicuous. 1.2121 0.04602 99 80 17 2
2258 You are bigger than I expected from your profile on Dating Singles website. 1.2121 0.04712 99 83 12 4
2259 Oh hey sorry I'm going to have to reschedule...how's next fortnight? 1.2121 0.05030 99 82 13 4
2260 Girlfriend, he won't give you the ring, either. 1.2121 0.04372 99 79 19 1
2261 I'm sorry, Doug, but I'm looking for someone with more fire in his belly. 1.2121 0.04372 99 79 19 1
2262 My profile said seeking romance, strength and adventure. I think I need to refine my search. 1.2121 0.04602 99 80 17 2
2263 I said portfolio, not flowers. 1.2121 0.04602 99 80 17 2
2264 The "How to Train Your Dragon" franchise has become really cheesey. 1.2121 0.04372 99 79 19 1
2265 George thinks your friendship request is a load of hot air. 1.2121 0.04602 99 80 17 2
2266 Get in here quick the King is watching Game of Thrones. 1.2121 0.04821 99 81 15 3
2267 Yes, that's the way to the right castle. 1.2121 0.05030 99 82 13 4
2268 It's fake news, I'm trapped. 1.2100 0.04560 100 81 17 2
2269 Nigel, I texted, "flowers and Moët" - Moët. Why would I need another water-based defence mechanism? 1.2100 0.04777 100 82 15 3
2270 No No, this is medieval anthropocene. The late Cretaceous prom is two miles down on your right. 1.2100 0.04777 100 82 15 3
2271 We're not right for each other! Please don't let this Drag-0n! 1.2100 0.04560 100 81 17 2
2272 You rang? 1.2100 0.04560 100 81 17 2
2273 Ready for another knight on the town? 1.2100 0.04333 100 80 19 1
2274 We’ll have to meet elsewhere, can’t let you in. Something about fire regulations. 1.2100 0.04333 100 80 19 1
2275 George, dear! Your ex wife's at the door 1.2100 0.04984 100 83 13 4
2276 Meet me around back. Under cover of darkness. And bring some barbecue. 1.2100 0.04560 100 81 17 2
2277 You don't look like your photo in the dating app. 1.2100 0.04777 100 82 15 3
2278 You told your dad I was coming for dinner, right? 1.2100 0.04560 100 81 17 2
2279 Is Elizabeth home? 1.2100 0.04777 100 82 15 3
2280 Are you crazy?! What if my husband sees you? 1.2083 0.05112 96 80 12 4
2281 I told you never to call me here. 1.2083 0.04893 96 79 14 3
2282 Just say we met on a crusade 1.2083 0.04893 96 79 14 3
2283 Follow my tail and we’ll hit some clubs! 1.2083 0.04663 96 78 16 2
2284 I thought I told you to come at midnight when everyone's asleep. 1.2083 0.04893 96 79 14 3
2285 I told the king and he said he’ll go out with you but only if you suck his dick 1.2083 0.04663 96 78 16 2
2286 Look, the princess read your OKCupid profile and she's really not into you. 1.2083 0.04033 96 78 17 1
2287 The Princess says the flowers are always nice, but sometimes a lady just wishes to be suddenly swept up, and flown away on an exciting adventure. 1.2083 0.04422 96 77 18 1
2288 You're asking me out? Don't hold your breath, man... I mean, please do. 1.2083 0.04422 96 79 15 2
2289 I told you, is no that I don't like you, the issue is your breath! 1.2083 0.04167 96 81 12 3
2290 I SAID FIRES NOT FLOWERS ! 1.2083 0.04663 96 78 16 2
2291 Shush! My parents are still awake. 1.2083 0.04663 96 78 16 2
2292 For heaven's sake, it was just a TV show. 1.2083 0.04663 96 78 16 2
2293 I did knock! 1.2083 0.05112 96 80 12 4
2294 I'm sorry, but she doesn't have the same fire in her belly as you have in yours 1.2083 0.04663 96 78 16 2
2295 Sorry, you have bad breath. 1.2083 0.04422 96 77 18 1
2296 He says his name is Daryl, but he prefers to be called "The Captain." 1.2083 0.04422 96 77 18 1
2297 You're too late. I already kissed the frog and I don't need another prince. 1.2083 0.04167 96 76 20 0
2298 Flowers? Oh, you must be Grisella's new flame. 1.2083 0.04296 96 79 15 2
2299 I'm terribly sorry, but I've already kissed the frog. 1.2083 0.05112 96 80 12 4
2300 Go away! I should have known I was being catfished. 1.2083 0.05112 96 80 12 4
2301 Go away! The troll will be back in any minute. 1.2083 0.04663 96 78 16 2
2302 Just because it worked for Frankenstein, don’t think it will work for me! 1.2083 0.04167 96 76 20 0
2303 We're not a heart attack family; we're a cancer family. 1.2083 0.04893 96 79 14 3
2304 It's going to take more than two flowers to make up for your fiery disposition." 1.2083 0.04544 96 80 13 3
2305 Sorry baby maybe another night,I'm feeling bloated 1.2083 0.04422 96 77 18 1
2306 Sorry, but Jackie Paper's been grounded. 1.2062 0.04847 97 80 14 3
2307 my father is very conservative, no fire breathing 1.2043 0.04727 93 76 15 2
2308 She said no, Ralph, Sorry. 1.2043 0.04204 93 74 19 0
2309 Al Gore says that picking them causes climate issues that you will dislike. 1.2043 0.04727 93 76 15 2
2310 Sorry. Our dragon eloped with a T Rex. 1.2043 0.04968 93 77 13 3
2311 That's sweet, but where's the fire? 1.2043 0.04204 93 74 19 0
2312 You'll have to leave those outside. She's allergic to pollen 1.2043 0.04968 93 77 13 3
2313 Did you think others at court wouldn't notice that you were cheating on me? 1.2043 0.04727 93 76 15 2
2314 I can’t stomach your cooking. 1.2043 0.04727 93 76 15 2
2315 Sorry, but I'm allergic to dragon lilies. 1.2043 0.04727 93 76 15 2
2316 Aren’t you looking dragonaire. 1.2043 0.04727 93 76 15 2
2317 The real reason St. George killed the dragon. 1.2043 0.04968 93 77 13 3
2318 Weird flex but okay. 1.2043 0.03265 93 76 17 0
2319 FTD means Flowers Transmitted by Dragons? 1.2043 0.04968 93 77 13 3
2320 Shush! My father will hear you. I told you to wait for me by the enchanted well at 4:00, Mr. Overeager! 1.2043 0.04727 93 76 15 2
2321 I just got him to put his helmet back on, I'll send for you when he's gone. 1.2043 0.04968 93 77 13 3
2322 Are those medicinal, aromatic, or pollinator-friendly? 1.2043 0.04727 93 76 15 2
2323 Flowers? Oh! I'll call Deidre 1.2043 0.04473 93 75 17 1
2324 I guarantee my passion is more fiery than his. 1.2043 0.04473 93 75 17 1
2325 Keep your voice down! My father’s home1 1.2043 0.04204 93 74 19 0
2326 I told you, you are not my type dear. I prefer someone blond. 1.2043 0.04727 93 76 15 2
2327 I'm sorry, but I can't let father see you. He thinks you're a real monster! 1.2043 0.04727 93 76 15 2
2328 Could you please wait a moment? She's getting her blowtorch. 1.2043 0.03605 93 77 15 1
2329 I didn't want to hurt your feelings​ but I can't stand your breath. 1.2043 0.04727 93 76 15 2
2330 Were you formerly known as Prince... 1.2043 0.04968 93 77 13 3
2331 Sorry to bother you again damsel but I just want to hiss and make up 1.2043 0.04968 93 77 13 3
2332 It just really boils down to this: it's me, not you. 1.2043 0.04204 93 74 19 0
2333 You better scoot off as quickly as you can, HotLips -- Georgie is on his way here. 1.2043 0.05198 93 78 11 4
2334 Another reason I can't marry you is because you're a dragon. 1.2043 0.05198 93 78 11 4
2335 Go away, it was only a one night stand. 1.2043 0.04968 93 77 13 3
2336 Forgive me, but we’re just incompatible; I’m royalty and, well, you’re a fire-breathing Welsh nationalist in want of an independent republic - love might well be blind, but I’m politically astute! 1.2043 0.04968 93 77 13 3
2337 I'm sorry. I mean it this time. I'll stop painting the town red. 1.2043 0.05198 93 78 11 4
2338 Go away, the king said he'll slay you if he sees us talking again. 1.2043 0.04968 93 77 13 3
2339 Ohhh, sorry her dating profile specifically says, “over 5’8 but under 9’2. 1.2043 0.04340 93 77 14 2
2340 Evolution: From Dragon Slayers to Dragon Players 1.2043 0.04727 93 76 15 2
2341 We don’t want apologies. We want you to get the help you need. 1.2043 0.04968 93 77 13 3
2342 If I kiss you, do you turn into DJT? 1.2043 0.04473 93 75 17 1
2343 She just went out for a mani-pedi. 1.2043 0.04473 93 75 17 1
2344 No, Cecil, for me the fire has gone out. 1.2043 0.04727 93 76 15 2
2345 (whispered) Hurry, leave! Meet me behind the blacksmith's after sundown." 1.2043 0.04204 93 79 11 3
2346 Go away before they see you. 1.2043 0.01909 93 78 15 0
2347 That’s sweet, but it’s not what they meant by, “Dragon Lady”. 1.2043 0.04727 93 76 15 2
2348 Would she rather fire? 1.2043 0.04968 93 77 13 3
2349 I can't come now, he's still watching Game of Thrones 1.2043 0.04727 93 76 15 2
2350 Oh, snap! Dragon's not for me. 1.2043 0.04727 93 76 15 2
2351 Sorry, the princess refuses to call off the slaying. 1.2043 0.04727 93 76 15 2
2352 How many times do I have to tell you? Donkey doesn't live here! Donkey doesn't exist! He's a character in a movie. 1.2043 0.04968 93 77 13 3
2353 You Don't look like you did on your profile, but here, I brought you some flowers 1.2043 0.04968 93 77 13 3
2354 So now that the Game of Thrones gig is over you come calling? 1.2043 0.04727 93 76 15 2
2355 No, no. Go away. This isn't how the story's supposed to end. 1.2043 0.04968 93 77 13 3
2356 Not NOW you clod! I'm watching Game of Thrones! 1.2043 0.04727 93 76 15 2
2357 Welcome, you will have sixty seconds to answer questions and thirty seconds to respond to follow ups after an opening statement on how you would consume our kingdom. 1.2043 0.04727 93 76 15 2
2358 Bob, I do love you, but Mom and Dad have set me up with that damn unicorn, Luther! 1.2043 0.04727 93 76 15 2
2359 I was waiting for Shrek; Donkey’s around the corner. 1.2043 0.04473 93 75 17 1
2360 Georgie has been grounded for playing with sharp objects. 1.2043 0.04204 93 74 19 0
2361 My father is really mad, he loved the parlor and that jester. 1.2043 0.04473 93 75 17 1
2362 Are those flowers gluten free? 1.2043 0.04727 93 76 15 2
2363 Sweetheart, I just need two more minutes! 1.2043 0.04727 93 76 15 2
2364 Good news! Now that we extinguished all the princes, daddy agreed to a prenup. 1.2043 0.04727 93 76 15 2
2365 She says, 'Sorry, but her heart still belongs to Jon Snow.'" 1.2043 0.05198 93 78 11 4
2366 You'll understand if I play hard to get. 1.2043 0.04968 93 77 13 3
2367 Go around to the turret out back, but I warn you: I am just out of the bath and my hair is a little slippery. 1.2041 0.04092 98 78 20 0
2368 Thanks, but everything is still on fire. 1.2041 0.04342 98 79 18 1
2369 My Google maps isn't working. Which way to the Bronx Zoo? 1.2041 0.04802 98 81 14 3
2370 Just walk through briskly, and don't make any eye contact in the keep. 1.2041 0.04577 98 80 16 2
2371 I know you've tried to give up smoking, but until you do, it's just not enough. 1.2041 0.04577 98 80 16 2
2372 But I have a really good benefits package. 1.2041 0.04577 98 80 16 2
2373 I can take a hint. 1.2041 0.05016 98 82 12 4
2374 Try to "blend" ! The princess's masquerade ball is about to start. 1.2041 0.04092 98 78 20 0
2375 I"m sorry ! I'm involved with another dragon.Perhaps you know her? 1.2041 0.04342 98 79 18 1
2376 I come in peace, I am in love and I am a dragon 1.2024 0.05297 84 70 11 3
2377 No more long drawn out tales. 1.2021 0.04920 94 78 13 3
2378 Tell them I've changed. 1.2021 0.04682 94 77 15 2
2379 I was expecting prince charming to propose to me; not T-Rex! 1.2021 0.04682 94 77 15 2
2380 It was CGI I swear 1.2020 0.04758 99 82 14 3
2381 YOU! Don’t send me flowers anymore! 1.2020 0.04302 99 80 18 1
2382 Amazon? Really? 1.2020 0.04758 99 82 14 3
2383 Your profile said you were 5' 8" 1.2020 0.04302 99 80 18 1
2384 The password is -I'm not prince charming, I'm a dragon with flowers, no deal on Zuckerberg Crypto Currency. 1.2020 0.04758 99 82 14 3
2385 But we both swiped right 1.2020 0.04302 99 80 18 1
2386 I know you ate the Prince, but it wasn't winner take all. 1.2020 0.04536 99 81 16 2
2387 You'd better scram - George will be back any minute! 1.2020 0.04302 99 80 18 1
2388 I surrender! 1.2020 0.03511 99 82 16 1
2389 Is your husband home? 1.2020 0.04536 99 81 16 2
2390 They're lovely, but I can't be seen with you. Really. 1.2020 0.04969 99 83 12 4
2391 It’s just that you looked taller in your profile picture.” 1.2020 0.04758 99 82 14 3
2392 My parents said you can't go on vacation with us. 1.2020 0.04536 99 81 16 2
2393 As I recall that only works for horses 1.2020 0.04536 99 81 16 2
2394 Sorry...the flight's cancelled...and so is that other good stuff. 1.2020 0.04536 99 81 16 2
2395 Mouthwash will put the fire out. 1.2020 0.04421 99 83 13 3
2396 She said flowers won’t make up for almost burning the whole castle down 1.2020 0.04302 99 80 18 1
2397 My parents are still home!! 1.2020 0.04056 99 79 20 0
2398 Go home, I only rescued you because my dad runs the local PETA 1.2020 0.04536 99 81 16 2
2399 Damn! My eyes just aren’t Where they used to be. 1.2020 0.04302 99 80 18 1
2400 You must be looking for my father. He's just as full of hot air as you. 1.2020 0.04302 99 80 18 1
2401 Thank god. I would never date anyone shorter than myself. 1.2020 0.04758 99 82 14 3
2402 Our plumber is in another castle. 1.2020 0.04536 99 81 16 2
2403 The truth is, I’m the one who needs saving. 1.2020 0.04536 99 81 16 2
2404 You looked a little less dragony in your profile picture. 1.2020 0.04758 99 82 14 3
2405 The flowers are a nice thought, but I don't think my father is going to invite going to welcome you to come in. 1.2020 0.04758 99 82 14 3
2406 Baby, why you do me like this? 1.2000 0.05318 100 86 8 6
2407 Our date is tomorrow, not today! 1.2000 0.02843 100 86 12 2
2408 Where's the fire? 1.2000 0.04495 100 82 16 2
2409 She is not here sweetie. She's walking around the neighborhood to help people get their barbecue set going. 1.2000 0.04495 100 82 16 2
2410 U do not bring me flowers,U do not sing me love songs, U hardly talk to me anymore, when I come to the door at the end of the day. 1.2000 0.04264 100 81 18 1
2411 Draco, are you delivering for FTD or Amazon these days? 1.1978 0.04745 91 75 14 2
2412 Well, at least you’re not a horse. 1.1978 0.04480 91 74 16 1
2413 Your breath smells like Fireballs. 1.1978 0.05463 91 78 8 5
2414 Ok, but the air conditioning is broken so don't bring the heat. 1.1978 0.04996 91 76 12 3
2415 Of course I like you. But your war crimes are hard to get past. 1.1978 0.04745 91 75 14 2
2416 I''m allergic to flowers, but not to you! 1.1978 0.04051 91 75 15 1
2417 Sorry, she says she won't go the prom with a dragon queen 1.1978 0.04996 91 76 12 3
2418 Look, we're never going to be able to get past the final season of "Game of Thrones." 1.1978 0.04745 91 75 14 2
2419 I don’t know if this is the best time. After your family burned down the village last night, my parents are sort of second guessing our relationship. 1.1978 0.04480 91 74 16 1
2420 You're late for the Game of Thrones finale and too early for the reunion, go away. 1.1978 0.04996 91 76 12 3
2421 Well how do you think I feel? I was expecting a donkey. 1.1978 0.04745 91 75 14 2
2422 Sooooo...I'm just curious. Have you seen 'Beauty and the Beast' by any chance? 1.1978 0.04480 91 74 16 1
2423 You're just too flighty. It's really over. 1.1978 0.04199 91 73 18 0
2424 Don't hold your breath, the princess is washing her hair. 1.1978 0.04480 91 74 16 1
2425 Nice try. You picked those from my garden 1.1978 0.04996 91 76 12 3
2426 Sorry to be the bearer of ill-tidings on Mother's Day but Daenerys kicked the royal bucket 1.1978 0.03570 91 76 14 1
2427 All the undecideds have already fled the castle. 1.1978 0.04996 91 76 12 3
2428 Oh, she went that way? 1.1978 0.04342 91 76 13 2
2429 First impressions matter Drogon, and my mother is allergic to chickweed flowers! Choose something else. 1.1978 0.04615 91 77 11 3
2430 Watch your step. 1.1978 0.04745 91 75 14 2
2431 You’re a bit late for Mother’s Day. 1.1978 0.04745 91 75 14 2
2432 I pictured flying to Paris for dinner on your Tinder a little different 1.1978 0.04745 91 75 14 2
2433 This is just unprofessional 1.1978 0.04480 91 74 16 1
2434 No, I'm afraid I won't be your tinder date. Under either usage of the word! 1.1978 0.04996 91 76 12 3
2435 Is Dani home? 1.1978 0.04480 91 74 16 1
2436 I'm not going out on a knight like this! 1.1978 0.04745 91 75 14 2
2437 Sylvia's busy. 1.1978 0.04996 91 76 12 3
2438 Well, Drogon, you certainly know how to breathe fire into your online dating profile. 1.1978 0.04745 91 75 14 2
2439 I know we come from different backgrounds... 1.1978 0.04745 91 75 14 2
2440 I ordered roses, not daisies! 1.1978 0.04996 91 76 12 3
2441 You'll have to wait. The king is still here. 1.1978 0.04745 91 75 14 2
2442 Lovely flowers. He'll be back by 11: 00, but we'll be fine until then 1.1978 0.04480 91 74 16 1
2443 Sorry, I called for an Uber not a Drake. 1.1978 0.04872 91 78 9 4
2444 Oh, darn. She just washed all the smoke out of her hair. 1.1978 0.04480 91 74 16 1
2445 Yes, I am Mrs Brown and yes I have a lovely daughter, But no she isn’t here. She went out with some friends to roast marshmallows. 1.1978 0.05463 91 78 8 5
2446 Forget-Me-Nots? You gotta be kiddin’!” 1.1978 0.04745 91 75 14 2
2447 Go away, Her Highness and the Knights in Shining Armor haven’t finished the list of repairs since your last visit to the kingdom. 1.1978 0.04745 91 75 14 2
2448 Oh, you looked a little different in your Tinder profile... 1.1978 0.04996 91 76 12 3
2449 No, I never watched Games of Thrones 1.1978 0.04480 91 74 16 1
2450 I’m telling you for the last time, Khaleesi is so over you. 1.1978 0.04996 91 76 12 3
2451 I hope she is not guarded by a vicious princess. 1.1978 0.04996 91 76 12 3
2452 You seemed taller in your profile 1.1978 0.04480 91 74 16 1
2453 Sorry, after the King's Landing incident I'm off dragons. 1.1978 0.04745 91 75 14 2
2454 This is the last time I let Daenerys set me up on a blind date. 1.1978 0.04199 91 73 18 0
2455 Sorry game of thrones is over.You're unemployed again. 1.1978 0.04745 91 75 14 2
2456 I think you would like my cousin, Griseltha. Her prince is much juicier. 1.1978 0.04996 91 76 12 3
2457 Wait a sec. I have to get my fire retardant helmet so you can whisper sweet nothings in my ear. 1.1978 0.04745 91 75 14 2
2458 Something about sleighing because winter is coming 1.1978 0.04480 91 74 16 1
2459 If you’re going to drop by, please text me first. 1.1978 0.04745 91 75 14 2
2460 My mom says that you are a fairy tale. 1.1978 0.04745 91 75 14 2
2461 Sorry, but I have a date with a toad. 1.1978 0.04199 91 73 18 0
2462 Is Siegfried home? 1.1978 0.04745 91 75 14 2
2463 Sorry, Drago, I just don't feel the fire anymore. 1.1978 0.04745 91 75 14 2
2464 Sorry, not yet. We need a positive I.D. We're still checking dental records. 1.1978 0.04745 91 75 14 2
2465 Now get out of here before my dad sees you! 1.1978 0.04480 91 74 16 1
2466 Yes, your girlfriend is hot. 1.1978 0.04199 91 73 18 0
2467 You're not the frog! 1.1978 0.04745 91 75 14 2
2468 Sorry, I don't think you will fit in. 1.1978 0.04745 91 75 14 2
2469 Shhh! The folks are still asleep, try the tower later! 1.1978 0.04745 91 75 14 2
2470 The princess said her other suitor is more fiery. 1.1978 0.04996 91 76 12 3
2471 We're binge-watching "Game of Thrones." The King thinks they're home videos. 1.1978 0.04745 91 75 14 2
2472 It's not my fault you swiped right 1.1978 0.04745 91 75 14 2
2473 Please, not now - I haven't told my parents about you! 1.1978 0.04745 91 75 14 2
2474 She said to tell you "sorry, but it'sjust not working out" 1.1978 0.04996 91 76 12 3
2475 She said she doesn’t want to see you. It’s your breath. 1.1978 0.04480 91 74 16 1
2476 Did you eat the gardener again? 1.1978 0.04480 91 74 16 1
2477 You failed the Princess’ breath test. 1.1978 0.04745 91 75 14 2
2478 I am still burnt out from our first kiss. 1.1978 0.04745 91 75 14 2
2479 Go around back so TMZ doesn't get a scoop. 1.1978 0.05234 91 77 10 4
2480 Did you get tbose from my garden? 1.1978 0.04480 91 74 16 1
2481 That just might work, but there's still the matter of your being able to fit through the door... 1.1978 0.04480 91 74 16 1
2482 The only thing that can slay me is your beauty. 1.1978 0.04996 91 76 12 3
2483 I've decided to try a new approach. 1.1978 0.03210 91 75 16 0
2484 Ever hear of a chastity belt? 1.1978 0.04480 91 74 16 1
2485 Nice of you to ask, but I"m already dating someone. 1.1978 0.04745 91 75 14 2
2486 Got GOT? 1.1978 0.04996 91 76 12 3
2487 The knight you were expecting suddenly became ill. He is burning up with a fever. 1.1978 0.04745 91 75 14 2
2488 I told you my dad doesn't want me seeing any anyone from the other side of the moat. 1.1978 0.04745 91 75 14 2
2489 I don't think I'm ready to be rescued yet. 1.1978 0.04480 91 74 16 1
2490 I'd invite you in but the place is a mess. 1.1978 0.04996 91 76 12 3
2491 I'd invite you in, but . . . 1.1978 0.04480 91 74 16 1
2492 Sorry. From your profile photo, I was expecting a toad. 1.1978 0.04996 91 76 12 3
2493 Oh my god, it’s you again! 1.1978 0.04745 91 75 14 2
2494 I am so sorry, but she ran into Saint George on the road last week 1.1978 0.04996 91 76 12 3
2495 I don't care what step you are on. It's over! 1.1978 0.04615 91 77 11 3
2496 Not so loud, you’ll wake the flying monkeys from their naps. 1.1978 0.04996 91 76 12 3
2497 Wrong castle. Our florist makes deliveries with a trundle. 1.1978 0.05234 91 77 10 4
2498 Thank you! But your princess is in another castle. 1.1978 0.04480 91 74 16 1
2499 I'm so sorry sir, but my father said I can't see you anymore, he said that your personality was too firey 1.1978 0.04996 91 76 12 3
2500 I like you better when you breathe fire! 1.1978 0.05234 91 77 10 4
2501 Did you call about furnace problems? 1.1978 0.04480 91 74 16 1
2502 It's just carolers, honey! 1.1978 0.04996 91 76 12 3
2503 I'm sorry. Our castle is flower-free. 1.1978 0.04745 91 75 14 2
2504 I'm here to pay my respects to the Khaleesi 1.1978 0.04745 91 75 14 2
2505 You have the wrong address, they're the next castle over. 1.1978 0.04480 91 74 16 1
2506 I'm afraid this is all that is left of him. May I sleep on the ramparts tonight? 1.1978 0.05234 91 77 10 4
2507 Flowers? Where's the shining armor? 1.1978 0.04996 91 76 12 3
2508 And don't forget the poem I wrote for you ... slay her with romance! 1.1978 0.04745 91 75 14 2
2509 She’s not ready to talk to you. She says you’re a cool-blooded snake and that she never should have let you burn her again. The flowers are a nice Tolkien though. 1.1978 0.04745 91 75 14 2
2510 This better not be like that horse we let in. 1.1978 0.04745 91 75 14 2
2511 Well, I've actually met Prince Carson. He doesn't have that dragon breath. 1.1978 0.04480 91 74 16 1
2512 Are you from postmates because that's not what we ordered? 1.1978 0.04745 91 75 14 2
2513 Not now 1.1978 0.04745 91 75 14 2
2514 She said to leave the flowers in the moat 1.1978 0.04480 91 74 16 1
2515 Rapunzel says you need a Plan B. 1.1978 0.04996 91 76 12 3
2516 Please, let me be ... Did you see what happened to the last Mother of Dragons? 1.1978 0.04996 91 76 12 3
2517 I'm sorry, but I no longer date reptiles. 1.1978 0.04996 91 76 12 3
2518 Shh come in quick before the others show up. 1.1978 0.04745 91 75 14 2
2519 I’ll have to see your Maiden Devouring License before I check to see if you are on the approved list. 1.1978 0.04745 91 75 14 2
2520 Just a moment while I put on the flame retardant slipcovers. 1.1978 0.05234 91 77 10 4
2521 The princess says for you to wipe off your feet in the moat first. 1.1978 0.04480 91 74 16 1
2522 Father says yes but you will have to burn his enemy's army first. 1.1978 0.04745 91 75 14 2
2523 Rupert, that disguise is preposterously unconvincing 1.1978 0.04745 91 75 14 2
2524 O Draco, Draco, wherefore art thou Draco? 1.1978 0.04199 91 73 18 0
2525 Quit throwing rocks at my window. 1.1978 0.04745 91 75 14 2
2526 ...and you've got to do something about your breath... 1.1978 0.04480 91 74 16 1
2527 Wow, you're much cuter than your profile pic! 1.1978 0.04199 91 73 18 0
2528 I thought you said you are a straight arrow 1.1978 0.04745 91 75 14 2
2529 Don’t get dragoned away! 1.1978 0.04480 91 74 16 1
2530 I don't care if you turn into the Prince of bloomin' Wales. No kisses! 1.1978 0.04996 91 76 12 3
2531 Auditions for series 4 of The Handmaid’s Tale are in the next block. 1.1978 0.04996 91 76 12 3
2532 Remember me ? 1.1978 0.04996 91 76 12 3
2533 Meet me out back we'll barbecue. 1.1978 0.04745 91 75 14 2
2534 He says he's sorry and to put these in water. 1.1978 0.04745 91 75 14 2
2535 Wow, that's the fastest Amazon deal yet, and your return system looks fantastic. 1.1978 0.04996 91 76 12 3
2536 I only date 6'1" satyrs. Sorry. 1.1978 0.04996 91 76 12 3
2537 I'm waiting for the Greeks bearing gifts, frankly. 1.1978 0.04745 91 75 14 2
2538 That's very sweet of you, but I am not your mother. 1.1978 0.04745 91 75 14 2
2539 It's more than just your breath..." Jeremy C. Miller, New York, NY 1.1978 0.04480 91 74 16 1
2540 From now on you can land in the court yard like all the other dragons. 1.1978 0.04745 91 75 14 2
2541 What’s the Prince got that I don’t? 1.1978 0.04745 91 75 14 2
2542 Khaleesi no here. 1.1978 0.04996 91 76 12 3
2543 Hold the fire before you deliver the flowers 1.1978 0.04996 91 76 12 3
2544 Just leave the flowers and follow your bliss 1.1978 0.04480 91 74 16 1
2545 The princess can't go out with you tonight. She's watching Game of Thrones. 1.1978 0.04480 91 74 16 1
2546 By the way, did you know that ‘sitting’ is the new ‘smoking’? 1.1978 0.04480 91 74 16 1
2547 I told you to wait until The King was on Crusade! 1.1978 0.04480 91 74 16 1
2548 The flowers are a nice touch, but your breath smells of Fireball. 1.1978 0.04199 91 73 18 0
2549 Stop picking my flowers. 1.1978 0.04745 91 75 14 2
2550 Not now--Game of Thrones is on. 1.1978 0.05463 91 78 8 5
2551 The doctor will see you now. 1.1978 0.04480 91 74 16 1
2552 You have flowers, but the fire's gone. 1.1978 0.04745 91 75 14 2
2553 Sarah doesn't want to see you anymore. Please go back home 1.1978 0.04996 91 76 12 3
2554 Sorry, I'm not a damsel in distress 1.1978 0.04996 91 76 12 3
2555 I could never love a dragon who brings me only two flowers. 1.1959 0.04181 97 81 14 2
2556 I think the donkey ghosted you. 1.1959 0.04308 97 79 17 1
2557 She's washing her hair. 1.1959 0.05000 97 82 11 4
2558 I'll give St. George the flowers, but I think he's still a little angry about the near-burning-to-a-crisp. --Hamish Crawford 1.1959 0.04308 97 79 17 1
2559 I get fire or flower? Get lost." 1.1959 0.04550 97 80 15 2
2560 I only date dragons who have Baby's Breath. 1.1959 0.04780 97 81 13 3
2561 She said to tell you she's sorry but something just came up ... 1.1959 0.04550 97 80 15 2
2562 No, I am not your mother. 1.1959 0.04308 97 79 17 1
2563 We’re not falling for pleasantries again. 1.1959 0.04550 97 80 15 2
2564 She's just finishing her make-up, ten minutes tops. 1.1959 0.04308 97 79 17 1
2565 Hey Babe, I just gotta grab my purse. I'll be right out. 1.1959 0.04780 97 81 13 3
2566 Didn’t you read my profile? I’m not down for hook-ups. 1.1959 0.02982 97 82 14 1
2567 Galathor, I told you the princess is no longer seeing suitors. I, on the other hand, am available.... 1.1957 0.04946 92 77 12 3
2568 SORRY, She eloped with T Rex. 1.1957 0.04698 92 76 14 2
2569 Fireweed? 1.1957 0.04437 92 75 16 1
2570 No. But you said we could enter at the South portico side! 1.1957 0.04437 92 75 16 1
2571 I’m head over tails for you! 1.1939 0.04508 98 81 15 2
2572 Look, you know my father doesn't like green people. 1.1939 0.04508 98 81 15 2
2573 I would but I canceled my fire insurance. 1.1939 0.04268 98 80 17 1
2574 Let's not make this drag on. 1.1939 0.04508 98 81 15 2
2575 Meet me in the back so we can be on the down-low. 1.1939 0.04268 98 80 17 1
2576 Not until you slay that knight. 1.1939 0.04508 98 81 15 2
2577 Hey, asshole, how many times do I have to tell you? Jon Snow isn't here. 1.1939 0.04735 98 82 13 3
2578 Your queen isn't ready yet. 1.1939 0.04508 98 81 15 2
2579 Which is it - did he bail or did you eat him? 1.1939 0.04735 98 82 13 3
2580 You gonna blow me out again. 1.1939 0.04508 98 81 15 2
2581 Pfff, please, this costume is so last season! 1.1939 0.04735 98 82 13 3
2582 Better make it tomorrow, darling.Father is having one of his interspecies rants. 1.1939 0.04268 98 80 17 1
2583 Not today? 1.1939 0.04268 98 80 17 1
2584 My sincere apologies regarding your fleet 1.1939 0.04508 98 81 15 2
2585 I'm sorry, Xorphezk the Terrible. The hoarding habit was just too much. 1.1939 0.04508 98 81 15 2
2586 I just watched the Game of Thrones finale. Unless there is a reshoot, I don't think we should see each other anymore. 1.1939 0.04268 98 80 17 1
2587 I’m sorry Alfred, but Puff just has that certain something. 1.1939 0.04508 98 81 15 2
2588 I'm willing to kiss you but how long will it take you to become a Prince again? 1.1939 0.04268 98 80 17 1
2589 You want to WHAT? To WHOM?" 1.1939 0.04508 98 81 15 2
2590 Princess?? You're still..dressed! Did I misread the party invite, or am I just too early? 1.1939 0.04735 98 82 13 3
2591 I'll have to watch How to Train Your Dragon. 1.1939 0.04014 98 79 19 0
2592 Where's the box of chocolates? 1.1939 0.04268 98 80 17 1
2593 I burn for you, Princess. 1.1939 0.04508 98 81 15 2
2594 No ... no, you’re looking for the “Breaker of Chains.” This is Hamlet’s palace. I’m the Breaker of Danes.” 1.1939 0.04014 98 79 19 0
2595 Mother of Dragons: the Prequel 1.1939 0.04268 98 80 17 1
2596 Oh, er, she's gone out with George. 1.1939 0.04953 98 83 11 4
2597 No, I won’t “fly with” you. 1.1939 0.04508 98 81 15 2
2598 Frank, I don't care if we did meet on Tinder, you've got to do something about your breath, I've only got one wall left! 1.1939 0.04014 98 79 19 0
2599 Um..... Linda lives next door 1.1939 0.04508 98 81 15 2
2600 Don’t judge a dragon by its tail 1.1939 0.04268 98 80 17 1
2601 But Rapunzel you said that you loved me. 1.1939 0.04735 98 82 13 3
2602 I'm sorry, but the invitation said "drag" party, not "dragon" party. 1.1939 0.04508 98 81 15 2
2603 I’m sorry, she didn’t mention a Drogo. 1.1939 0.04508 98 81 15 2
2604 I know this probably isn't what you expected, but I was just wondering if you're free this fortnight 1.1939 0.04268 98 80 17 1
2605 Mademoiselle, I have arrived for our fabulous afternoon! 1.1939 0.04735 98 82 13 3
2606 Are you kidding? Did you see the last episode of Game of Thrones? 1.1939 0.04508 98 81 15 2
2607 ... but your burning desire was the problem, George." 1.1939 0.04268 98 80 17 1
2608 Don’t be scared, I’m a lover, not a fighter. 1.1939 0.04735 98 82 13 3
2609 I said I was so thirsty I could swallow a flagon. 1.1939 0.04508 98 81 15 2
2610 I’d like to take you out as dinner... 1.1939 0.04390 98 83 12 3
2611 I'm sorry ,George can't come out to play, his horse is at the blacksmith. 1.1932 0.04531 88 72 15 1
2612 Leave, quickly, lest my husband slay us both! 1.1932 0.04531 88 72 15 1
2613 Sorry, but the princess is in another castle. 1.1932 0.05075 88 74 11 3
2614 And by the way, Slay is not a cool nickname. 1.1932 0.04810 88 73 13 2
2615 I'd rather we not burn this bridge. 1.1932 0.04531 88 72 15 1
2616 Oh be realistic for once, would you? 1.1932 0.04531 88 72 15 1
2617 Princess Belle, your date for the royal party has arrived. 1.1932 0.04233 88 71 17 0
2618 Could you put those flowers back in my garden? 1.1932 0.05075 88 74 11 3
2619 Finally, an accurate Ye Olde Tinder pic! 1.1932 0.04810 88 73 13 2
2620 I'm not dragon my feet this time. 1.1932 0.04531 88 72 15 1
2621 You got rid of the others? 1.1932 0.04384 88 74 12 2
2622 Come on, let me in. It's her birthday present. 1.1932 0.04531 88 72 15 1
2623 I can’t go to the prom, I’m having wimple trouble. 1.1932 0.05326 88 75 9 4
2624 I'm grounded for two weeks. You brought me home past curfew the other night. 1.1932 0.04531 88 72 15 1
2625 Sorry, my Tinder profile specifically states that I'm looking for a unicorn. 1.1932 0.05075 88 74 11 3
2626 I hear you knocking, but you can't come in!" 1.1932 0.04810 88 73 13 2
2627 Those don't look like roses. 1.1932 0.04810 88 73 13 2
2628 Did you pick those in the castle gardens ? 1.1932 0.04233 88 71 17 0
2629 I like tallness in a male. 1.1932 0.04810 88 73 13 2
2630 It's time to move on from the dark ages. 1.1928 0.04985 83 69 12 2
2631 Our fans won’t like this ending. 1.1928 0.05272 83 70 10 3
2632 Princess to her husband: "Don't worry honey...it's only a dragon not Trump." 1.1919 0.04906 99 84 11 4
2633 I'm allergic 1.1919 0.04229 99 81 17 1
2634 Stop right there! Don't bring those into our home! You know I'm allergic! 1.1919 0.04691 99 83 13 3
2635 If I let you in, promise you won't burn the whole place down? 1.1919 0.04906 99 84 11 4
2636 I'm afraid there's been a mix-up. Her majesty wishes to partake in chasing the dragon. 1.1919 0.04691 99 83 13 3
2637 Sorry, but I don’t think you were a Veteran. 1.1919 0.04229 99 81 17 1
2638 Sorry, I'm over my Game of Thrones period. 1.1919 0.04466 99 82 15 2
2639 If my father finds out, he'll slay you and lock me in the tower forever. 1.1919 0.04691 99 83 13 3
2640 Two flowers won’t neutralize your disgusting dragon breath !!! 1.1919 0.04691 99 83 13 3
2641 She's finishing season three, then she''ll be out. 1.1919 0.04691 99 83 13 3
2642 I've tried calling, it always goes straight to voicemail. 1.1919 0.04466 99 82 15 2
2643 I’m use to guys lying about their age but this, REALLY?! 1.1919 0.04691 99 83 13 3
2644 Fine, but you go out there and tell him no. 1.1919 0.04691 99 83 13 3
2645 Just so you know, this is a non-fire-breathing castle. 1.1919 0.04691 99 83 13 3
2646 I'm sorry, I only date fire breathing dragons 1.1919 0.04229 99 81 17 1
2647 Your Facebook photo doesn’t do you justice. 1.1919 0.04229 99 81 17 1
2648 Her father's an anti-dragonite. Any chance that you can get spelled to be a human? 1.1919 0.04466 99 82 15 2
2649 She can't come down. She's just washed her hair. 1.1910 0.04190 89 72 17 0
2650 It won't work; you're from a red state and I'm from a blue one " 1.1910 0.05022 89 75 11 3
2651 Wipe your talons before you enter, please. 1.1910 0.05022 89 75 11 3
2652 I was actually calling for your brother, no insult intended. 1.1910 0.04190 89 72 17 0
2653 Though Mother is admittedly a monster, Father has forbidden me from dating outside my species. 1.1910 0.04761 89 74 13 2
2654 Haven’t you seen Beauty and the Beast? Well, whaddya say? 1.1910 0.04761 89 74 13 2
2655 Oh, what a breath of fresh air. 1.1910 0.04761 89 74 13 2
2656 I will kiss thee, but thou best be a king. 1.1910 0.05270 89 76 9 4
2657 I'm sorry, but they couldn't afford the production costs. Back to the books, huh? 1.1910 0.04485 89 73 15 1
2658 I'm sorry, he's not home. 1.1910 0.04190 89 72 17 0
2659 Wonder what will my next hot flash will bring? 1.1910 0.05022 89 75 11 3
2660 I'm sorry. I just can't get past your bad breath. 1.1910 0.04035 89 74 14 1
2661 Maybe I can start seeing you again in the prequel 1.1910 0.05270 89 76 9 4
2662 I am not going to say whatever that mother of dragons told you. 1.1910 0.04190 89 72 17 0
2663 I said can you please buy some mints? 1.1910 0.04485 89 73 15 1
2664 Pete went away to college. Go find another friend to bother. 1.1910 0.04190 89 72 17 0
2665 Not now. I said i’d text you when the coast was clear! 1.1910 0.04761 89 74 13 2
2666 You have handsome qualities, but I prefer indoor courtship and worry about how you’d fit in. 1.1910 0.04485 89 73 15 1
2667 Is little Jackie Paper home? 1.1910 0.05022 89 75 11 3
2668 'He says he is sorry. It's not his fault that he IS a monster.' 1.1910 0.04761 89 74 13 2
2669 Remember young man, no burning on the first date. 1.1910 0.04761 89 74 13 2
2670 She's been abducted by Sir Godfrey. Any chance you could rescue her? 1.1910 0.04190 89 72 17 0
2671 She is busy right now. Leave your business card, stating the purpose of your visit. 1.1910 0.04485 89 73 15 1
2672 Daddy wants to know: can you torch our enemies? 1.1910 0.05022 89 75 11 3
2673 I understand your confusion, but, no, Sir Lancelot is not dating. 1.1910 0.04761 89 74 13 2
2674 Mother said, "clean your feet and tail before you enter". 1.1910 0.04485 89 73 15 1
2675 My parents you’re just not our kind. 1.1910 0.04761 89 74 13 2
2676 You’ll have to do better than that! 1.1910 0.04190 89 72 17 0
2677 Little Jackie Paper, will you please frolic in the autumn mist with me in a land called Honahlee? 1.1910 0.05022 89 75 11 3
2678 Do something about your breath and we'll discuss starting a relationship. 1.1910 0.04761 89 74 13 2
2679 Please kiss me, I’m tired of being a dragon 1.1910 0.04190 89 72 17 0
2680 Just when I thought the fire was gone. 1.1910 0.04761 89 74 13 2
2681 Not till you do something about that breath! 1.1910 0.04761 89 74 13 2
2682 Sorry but the Princess is not seeing anyone who cannot fit through this door. 1.1910 0.05022 89 75 11 3
2683 Not "spurned", "burned". Go away. 1.1910 0.04761 89 74 13 2
2684 George R.R. Martin’s A Song of Ice and Fire (2032) 1.1910 0.04190 89 72 17 0
2685 Prince Charming is more likely to show up if he sees me. 1.1910 0.04485 89 73 15 1
2686 She doesn't want to kiss you! 1.1910 0.04761 89 74 13 2
2687 Have you been using the new mouthwash I recommended? 1.1910 0.04485 89 73 15 1
2688 I’m here for my date with Belle. 1.1910 0.04485 89 73 15 1
2689 Oh you don’t look like you did in your Tinder picture 1.1910 0.04485 89 73 15 1
2690 Thanks for your service 1.1910 0.05022 89 75 11 3
2691 Sorry. Daenerys doesn’t live here anymore. 1.1910 0.04485 89 73 15 1
2692 He says to tell you thanks for the flowers, and to remind you that he'll kill you, if it's the last thing he ever does, as soon as his burns heal. 1.1910 0.04340 89 75 12 2
2693 Pssst... can go round the back so my dad won't catch us! 1.1910 0.04761 89 74 13 2
2694 I don't care if you are a prince among dragons-the princess doesn't date dragons! 1.1910 0.04340 89 75 12 2
2695 Oh you poor dear, Game of Thrones is over. 1.1910 0.04761 89 74 13 2
2696 Well, he never brought me flowers. 1.1910 0.04190 89 72 17 0
2697 Once you go fire breathing Dragon you don't quit smokin. 1.1910 0.05022 89 75 11 3
2698 The prince isn't actually home right now, but I'm sure he'll be flattered. 1.1910 0.04761 89 74 13 2
2699 Are you a magic dragon or just a dragon who does magic? 1.1910 0.04190 89 72 17 0
2700 I don't think the Prince plays for your team. 1.1910 0.04761 89 74 13 2
2701 Yes, the burns ARE serious. He doesn't want to see you. 1.1910 0.04761 89 74 13 2
2702 The princess said to tell you that she kissed the frog last night. 1.1910 0.04761 89 74 13 2
2703 Will I fit in ? A part of me wants to turn around and run 1.1910 0.04485 89 73 15 1
2704 Could you please tell Gwendolen that I found her earrings. 1.1910 0.05022 89 75 11 3
2705 We are the welcome committee but I am afraid to knock 1.1910 0.04340 89 75 12 2
2706 Oh yes, I’m your Uber driver . We use Wind energy only. 1.1910 0.04485 89 73 15 1
2707 You can come in if you promise not to breathe fire on my parents. 1.1910 0.04485 89 73 15 1
2708 Father won't let me court boys with scales" 1.1910 0.04761 89 74 13 2
2709 No, you can't visit their graves! 1.1910 0.04761 89 74 13 2
2710 You can enter by scaling the wall ... I'll take the flowers to make it easier on you. 1.1910 0.05022 89 75 11 3
2711 She's says she'll be ready in five minutes, but don't . . . ah, never mind. 1.1910 0.04485 89 73 15 1
2712 Walk This Way 1.1910 0.04761 89 74 13 2
2713 You can't come in until Jeapardy's over. 1.1910 0.04485 89 73 15 1
2714 If you don’t get out of here with that stupid boquet I’ll call George 1.1910 0.05022 89 75 11 3
2715 Quick, and if we run into dad please don’t toast him! 1.1910 0.04761 89 74 13 2
2716 It's not a good time, I'm having with George, an old flame. 1.1910 0.04761 89 74 13 2
2717 Daenerys's sister, I presume. 1.1910 0.04190 89 72 17 0
2718 Sorry, you are just not my type. 1.1910 0.04485 89 73 15 1
2719 Are those flowers or fried eggs? 1.1910 0.04190 89 72 17 0
2720 He just got in, but I can let you in through the back. 1.1910 0.04190 89 72 17 0
2721 Sorry about the bad breath. 1.1910 0.04761 89 74 13 2
2722 Oh, your profile said you were taller. 1.1910 0.05022 89 75 11 3
2723 I have snacks waiting for you in the dungeon. 1.1889 0.04713 90 75 13 2
2724 We have to stop meeting like this. 1.1889 0.04713 90 75 13 2
2725 Didn’t your agent tell you ? 1.1889 0.05216 90 77 9 4
2726 You're early. I just need a few more minutes to finish dressing. 1.1889 0.04440 90 74 15 1
2727 Uhhh, she'll be ready in a minute... but you don't exactly match your online profile. 1.1889 0.04713 90 75 13 2
2728 This is what they send me when I order dragonfruit? 1.1889 0.04440 90 74 15 1
2729 You look shorter in your Tinder profile picture. 1.1889 0.04440 90 74 15 1
2730 I told you we're done! I can't take your fire anymore! 1.1868 0.04396 91 75 15 1
2731 Mother says I'm too young to date. 1.1868 0.04920 91 77 11 3
2732 Princess Kardashian says to come back when you're sober. 1.1868 0.04108 91 74 17 0
2733 So I’ll huff and puff and I’ll burn your place down. 1.1868 0.04396 91 75 15 1
2734 She'll be right down... 1.1868 0.04396 91 75 15 1
2735 Hi honey! I’m sorry! 1.1868 0.04665 91 76 13 2
2736 I’ll just be a minute, but if you see my ex don’t start grilling him about our past. 1.1868 0.04665 91 76 13 2
2737 Sorry, but "Girlfriend of Dragons" is getting me nowhere. 1.1868 0.04665 91 76 13 2
2738 She doesn't want to talk to you, she says you're a drag-on the relationship. 1.1868 0.04920 91 77 11 3
2739 I’m sorry my father Lancelot would never approve. 1.1868 0.04665 91 76 13 2
2740 Westeros Bachelor: He's coming to light your candles, ladies! 1.1868 0.04396 91 75 15 1
2741 Sorry. There's no smoking in this residence. 1.1868 0.04665 91 76 13 2
2742 Sorry, but I'm allergic. 1.1868 0.04665 91 76 13 2
2743 Sorry - there just aren't any sparks. 1.1860 0.05101 86 73 10 3
2744 Good for you, but it's the spark between us that's fully gone. 1.1860 0.05101 86 73 10 3
2745 Oh, I'm sorry, I though I swept left. 1.1860 0.04533 86 71 14 1
2746 Seriously, have you tried breath mints? 1.1860 0.04533 86 71 14 1
2747 I told you it was just one of those things. 1.1860 0.05101 86 73 10 3
2748 I appreciate the thoughtfulness, but your breath is killing me. 1.1860 0.04533 86 71 14 1
2749 Um, he went that away. 1.1860 0.05101 86 73 10 3
2750 Look, she doesn't want to see you after your incendiary remarks. 1.1860 0.04533 86 71 14 1
2751 Truly, dear damsel -- my life has so much more direction and purpose since giving up the fire-breathing. Call me a repentant serpent! 1.1860 0.04533 86 71 14 1
2752 Are you crazy? My father with LITERALLY kill you! 1.1860 0.04533 86 71 14 1
2753 You're obviously Montessori trained. 1.1860 0.05101 86 73 10 3
2754 The princess said you're not her old flame. 1.1860 0.04221 86 70 16 0
2755 The Trojan Dragon 1.1860 0.04826 86 72 12 2
2756 She's over you... since Game of Thrones has ended. 1.1860 0.05101 86 73 10 3
2757 I'd rather watch the final episode alone. 1.1860 0.05363 86 74 8 4
2758 I accidentally ate the guy who makes the chocolates. 1.1860 0.05363 86 74 8 4
2759 The citizens of Meernan say that it's too early for apologies. 1.1860 0.04221 86 70 16 0
2760 Go away! I said draconian no dragon. 1.1860 0.05363 86 74 8 4
2761 Why are you so late? Get your tail in here! 1.1860 0.04826 86 72 12 2
2762 I'm sorry, but my parents say that I can't go out with anyone with wings. (Meet me by the stables once they are asleep...) 1.1860 0.05101 86 73 10 3
2763 Quick, come in....George just went to a joust. 1.1860 0.04533 86 71 14 1
2764 Verily, he saith to stick them where the sun doth not shine. 1.1860 0.05363 86 74 8 4
2765 Come in quickly. Everyone's out on a siege. 1.1860 0.04221 86 70 16 0
2766 Papa will never approve! 1.1860 0.04826 86 72 12 2
2767 My cousin Arthur ate all the red roses!" 1.1860 0.04533 86 71 14 1
2768 I’m feeling vulnerable, can we role play this another time? 1.1860 0.04826 86 72 12 2
2769 Oh, I’m so sorry. I’m already going out with Godzilla. 1.1860 0.04826 86 72 12 2
2770 I didn’t like the Game of Thrones finale either. 1.1860 0.04533 86 71 14 1
2771 Oh, you're a lot smaller than you said you were on Tinder. 1.1860 0.04826 86 72 12 2
2772 hey mom, dads home! 1.1860 0.05363 86 74 8 4
2773 Princess Rhea will be back in an hour, hold on. 1.1860 0.04533 86 71 14 1
2774 You don't look anything like your dating app photo either. 1.1860 0.05363 86 74 8 4
2775 "Do come in -- but please, no fire-breathing inside the castle. 1.1860 0.04533 86 71 14 1
2776 But I brought flowers!! 1.1860 0.04533 86 71 14 1
2777 Are you for real? 1.1860 0.04533 86 71 14 1
2778 Only two flowers? 1.1860 0.04826 86 72 12 2
2779 I appreciate the flowers, but have you tried a breath mint? 1.1860 0.04533 86 71 14 1
2780 When I mentioned powerful dragon's breath, it wasn't a complement. 1.1860 0.05363 86 74 8 4
2781 God, you are such a Drag...go on with your life! 1.1860 0.04826 86 72 12 2
2782 You looked different on your Tinder profile. 1.1860 0.04826 86 72 12 2
2783 Shhh, Beowulf is still up. Come back in an hour 1.1860 0.04221 86 70 16 0
2784 For our consideration? For the last time Drogon, we’re not Emmy voters. 1.1860 0.04533 86 71 14 1
2785 No thanks. You'd just lead me to burn up the city and be a bad queen. 1.1860 0.04221 86 70 16 0
2786 Your chivalry has been sweet,but take care as I'm now dating a knight. 1.1860 0.04221 86 70 16 0
2787 'Game of Thrones' isn't the only drama that's over." 1.1860 0.04533 86 71 14 1
2788 I wasn't sure you would come. 1.1848 0.04619 92 77 13 2
2789 You're my prince? An evil wizard turned you in to a dragon. How distressing! 1.1848 0.04069 92 75 17 0
2790 We don't buy flowers. Sorry. 1.1839 0.04014 87 73 13 1
2791 Sorry, the princess said she's waiting for a knight in shining armor, not a dragon whose fire will harm her. 1.1839 0.04775 87 73 12 2
2792 He asks if you have any cough drops; his throat is on fire. 1.1829 0.04633 82 68 13 1
2793 This isn't Beauty and the Beast! 1.1829 0.04633 82 68 13 1
2794 Sorry, not into bad boys . . . 1.1829 0.04947 82 69 11 2
2795 Is it too late to audition? 1.1828 0.05058 93 80 9 4
2796 I"m sorry Dino. I don't think it would work.....Physically. 1.1818 0.04440 88 73 14 1
2797 Is this a bad once upon a time? 1.1807 0.04892 83 70 11 2
2798 Ok, but you'll have to be quiet. 1.1807 0.04582 83 69 13 1
2799 Could you possibly come back after the apocalypse? 1.1807 0.04582 83 69 13 1
2800 YO ADRIAN ! 1.1807 0.05184 83 71 9 3
2801 I wish you could come in. 1.1807 0.05184 83 71 9 3
2802 I'm flattered, I am, but the truth is...I am deathly allergic to daisies. 1.1807 0.04249 83 68 15 0
2803 I don't believe in fairy tales. 1.1807 0.04892 83 70 11 2
2804 No, no it's fine I was just expecting...a Wyvern, is all. 1.1807 0.05184 83 71 9 3
2805 Do you have a vase I can borrow? 1.1807 0.04892 83 70 11 2
2806 I'm sorry. She's gone extinct. 1.1807 0.04892 83 70 11 2
2807 Nope. She is still ticked about frying the Prince. 1.1807 0.04419 83 71 10 2
2808 My father wants to know if your intentions are flammable. 1.1807 0.04582 83 69 13 1
2809 Hey you buzz off!” I got burned by you once, I won’t let it happen again 1.1807 0.04892 83 70 11 2
2810 You’ll have to come next week. It’s that time of the month. 1.1807 0.05184 83 71 9 3
2811 I was expecting a bigger dragon. 1.1807 0.04582 83 69 13 1
2812 I'll call you. 1.1807 0.04892 83 70 11 2
2813 He’ll be right out. 1.1807 0.04419 83 71 10 2
2814 Sorry, this is a "No Fire Zone." 1.1807 0.04582 83 69 13 1
2815 You simply slay me! 1.1807 0.04892 83 70 11 2
2816 You haven’t heard, Dany is dead. 1.1807 0.05184 83 71 9 3
2817 Sorry. She still hasn't fully recovered from your last fiery kiss. 1.1807 0.04892 83 70 11 2
2818 Oh, Puff? Sorry, I didn't recognize you from your photo on Tumblr. 1.1807 0.04892 83 70 11 2
2819 You should have called first... 1.1807 0.04582 83 69 13 1
2820 Can I help you? 1.1807 0.04582 83 69 13 1
2821 Oh dear! He's on Amazon again. 1.1807 0.04892 83 70 11 2
2822 Deliveries go to the back gate 1.1807 0.04892 83 70 11 2
2823 Oh, that is where you would put a long cone hat. 1.1807 0.04249 83 68 15 0
2824 You definitely need to update your profile pic. 1.1807 0.04249 83 68 15 0
2825 Picking flowers? What kind of guard dragon are you? 1.1807 0.04892 83 70 11 2
2826 Is it safe to kiss you? 1.1807 0.04249 83 68 15 0
2827 I'll wipe my feet, I promise. 1.1807 0.04892 83 70 11 2
2828 You look NOTHING like your dating profile pics! 1.1807 0.04892 83 70 11 2
2829 Gosh, I only bothered to put on this silly hat. 1.1807 0.04249 83 68 15 0
2830 Wow, you look nothing like your profile picture... 1.1807 0.04892 83 70 11 2
2831 Go away ! My husband will be home soon !!! 1.1807 0.05184 83 71 9 3
2832 I already told you that we can only be friends 1.1807 0.04892 83 70 11 2
2833 I told you, m'lady prefers the nastier dragons. 1.1807 0.04582 83 69 13 1
2834 Yes, He did get your last letter. He says he’ll meet you at the DMZ. 1.1807 0.05184 83 71 9 3
2835 Who did you say? Dinah who? 1.1807 0.04582 83 69 13 1
2836 Sorry, I was only interested because you were an extra on the Game of Thrones ... 1.1807 0.05184 83 71 9 3
2837 The daisies are nice, but you know I prefer dragon's breath. 1.1807 0.04582 83 69 13 1
2838 A toad is meant to become my Prince Charming. 1.1807 0.04582 83 69 13 1
2839 I'd love to invite you in, but... 1.1807 0.05184 83 71 9 3
2840 I know you're sorry, Drogon, but the people of King's Landing are still upset with you... 1.1786 0.04532 84 70 13 1
2841 Oh daisies, my absolute favorites! 1.1786 0.03455 84 72 11 1
2842 I’m sorry, I’m seeing someone else. 1.1786 0.04532 84 70 13 1
2843 What interspecies courting looks like. 1.1786 0.04204 84 69 15 0
2844 Oh no! Don't tell me...George is not coming! 1.1765 0.05070 85 73 9 3
2845 Your Mother of Dragons doesn't live here anymore. 1.1744 0.04734 86 73 11 2
2846 I didn't want to use draconian measures, but I have a restraining order. 1.1744 0.03583 86 72 14 0
2847 I'm sorry, the donkey was here first. 1.1744 0.05015 86 74 9 3
2848 Do I slay you the way you slay me? 1.1744 0.04734 86 73 11 2
2849 M’lady is indisposed. Leave the flowers and your calling card. We’ll see what tomorrow brings. 1.1744 0.04436 86 72 13 1
2850 My Dearest, I have brought you a little surprise from yon nearby meadow. I no longer breathe flames for you have become the fire of my heart!!! 1.1744 0.04116 86 71 15 0
2851 She wants you to "stop dragon her heart around." 1.1744 0.04734 86 73 11 2
2852 I'm sorry, but Lady Marian isn't in. Care to leave a message? 1.1744 0.04116 86 71 15 0
2853 Only two flowers this time? 1.1744 0.04436 86 72 13 1
2854 Draco dormiens numquam a tickle. 1.1744 0.04116 86 71 15 0
2855 I'm sorry. Your princess is in another castle. 1.1744 0.04734 86 73 11 2
2856 You're to late, Daenerys is dead! 1.1744 0.04436 86 72 13 1
2857 I appreciate the flowers but you still haven’t qualified for the debates. 1.1744 0.04734 86 73 11 2
2858 You've lit a fire in my chest, Susan." "That's what I was afraid of. 1.1744 0.04436 86 72 13 1
2859 Let me get the paper bag 1.1744 0.04734 86 73 11 2
2860 But, you still have dragon breath. 1.1728 0.05209 81 70 8 3
2861 Come quick, before my parents see you. 1.1728 0.05209 81 70 8 3
2862 Most dragons bring wine, but flowers are okay too I guess. 1.1728 0.04903 81 69 10 2
2863 Dragon Lady? Hmm, does sound fun. 1.1728 0.04903 81 69 10 2
2864 Flowers aren't really much of a housewarming gift, are they? 1.1728 0.04903 81 69 10 2
2865 I’m so sorry, Romeo. Father says I can’t come out. 1.1728 0.04227 81 67 14 0
2866 Sorry, our chemistry is mythical. 1.1728 0.04578 81 68 12 1
2867 I just want to apologize for burning the city. 1.1728 0.04578 81 68 12 1
2868 Do something about that breath 1.1728 0.04578 81 68 12 1
2869 You can't just drop by...my George is no Saint! 1.1728 0.04903 81 69 10 2
2870 After I give him more three more ales, you can ask him for my hand. 1.1728 0.04903 81 69 10 2
2871 Fool me the 73rd time, shame on me! 1.1728 0.04903 81 69 10 2
2872 I made herself queen by slaying my own dragons. 1.1728 0.04903 81 69 10 2
2873 I can't help it if I fell in love with their dog. 1.1728 0.04903 81 69 10 2
2874 I know you're a big fan of disintermediation, but where the hell is Lancelot 1.1728 0.05209 81 70 8 3
2875 It appears that you're happy to see me. 1.1728 0.04903 81 69 10 2
2876 Daenerys lives in the castle next-door. 1.1728 0.04227 81 67 14 0
2877 Did you remember your mouthwash? 1.1728 0.04903 81 69 10 2
2878 You misunderstand hot-and-bothered. 1.1728 0.04903 81 69 10 2
2879 FTD? WTH! 1.1728 0.05209 81 70 8 3
2880 Another story for Catfish. 1.1728 0.05209 81 70 8 3
2881 No, I'm not disappointed -- it's just you're much greener than your photo on Match.com. 1.1728 0.04227 81 67 14 0
2882 Will those flowers attract the bees? 1.1728 0.05209 81 70 8 3
2883 Just wait a few minutes, Sir Gwaine will be right down. 1.1728 0.04578 81 68 12 1
2884 Honey, you're elegant. Let's pick another place to meet. 1.1728 0.04578 81 68 12 1
2885 What... I'm here from flowersdragons.com ? 1.1728 0.04903 81 69 10 2
2886 He says he’ll be down in five minutes. 1.1728 0.04578 81 68 12 1
2887 Sorry, but I never rekindle to an old flame. 1.1728 0.04903 81 69 10 2
2888 “Flowers are great but what we need something more to fire up our relationship.” 1.1728 0.04041 81 69 11 1
2889 Sorry, kissed a toad, a pig, and yes, you are cute, but been there done that! 1.1728 0.04903 81 69 10 2
2890 The flowers are not a ploy to kidnap you. 1.1728 0.04227 81 67 14 0
2891 He said he won't give you permission to marry me. 1.1728 0.04578 81 68 12 1
2892 O Romeo, Romeo, wherefore art thou Romeo? 1.1728 0.05209 81 70 8 3
2893 Well do you at least have a white horse? 1.1728 0.04578 81 68 12 1
2894 I won‘t allow it! This is not your rom-com crash the wedding moment. 1.1728 0.04578 81 68 12 1
2895 Show's over pal! 1.1728 0.05209 81 70 8 3
2896 Sorry but not sorry, I ordered the ferocious dragon and they send the romantic one. 1.1728 0.04903 81 69 10 2
2897 Alright. We'll try it your way. 1.1728 0.04227 81 67 14 0
2898 Oh D! I can't drag on anymore... 1.1728 0.04227 81 67 14 0
2899 You don’t look at all like your picture. 1.1728 0.04903 81 69 10 2
2900 No, Alisa cannot go to a wienie roast with you. 1.1728 0.04578 81 68 12 1
2901 No pansies allowed 1.1728 0.04227 81 67 14 0
2902 Do you have any gum? The King is home and wants to meet you. 1.1728 0.04578 81 68 12 1
2903 In light of recent events we're reevaluating our public-facing operations. So you're a gardener now. 1.1728 0.03187 81 69 12 0
2904 It's not because your a dragon, it's because your Jewish. 1.1728 0.05209 81 70 8 3
2905 Flowers won't make us forget that your roasted him. 1.1728 0.03845 81 71 8 2
2906 Hi is Donkey in? 1.1728 0.04903 81 69 10 2
2907 I told you to come to the back door. 1.1728 0.04406 81 70 9 2
2908 We need to be discrete -- use the back door! 1.1728 0.04578 81 68 12 1
2909 I said Pangorian orchids. 1.1728 0.04578 81 68 12 1
2910 I want to apologize for ruining the cookout 1.1728 0.04903 81 69 10 2
2911 Milady says you're too late, the season is over. Between you, me and the gatepost, she can't handle another disappointing episode. 1.1728 0.04578 81 68 12 1
2912 No, Daenerys doesn't live here. Next castle over. 1.1728 0.04903 81 69 10 2
2913 You look older than your profile picture. 1.1728 0.04903 81 69 10 2
2914 Oh, She is in the back moat. I will tell her that you are here. 1.1728 0.04578 81 68 12 1
2915 No, the Knight is too young to come out and play. 1.1728 0.04903 81 69 10 2
2916 Not tonight, Morris. I have a headache. 1.1728 0.04578 81 68 12 1
2917 I'm sorry but I'm engaged to a giant ape. 1.1728 0.05497 81 71 6 4
2918 I’m so sorry for your loss ...but the Targaryens live down the road. 1.1728 0.04903 81 69 10 2
2919 Well, I don't see any reason to accept your offer of courtship, considering last week you torched the Village Green and all the jesters, minstrels, troubadours, acrobats and jugglers. 1.1728 0.05209 81 70 8 3
2920 Sorry. The mother of dragons lives in the next castle" 1.1728 0.04903 81 69 10 2
2921 You’ve got to use the back door 1.1728 0.04578 81 68 12 1
2922 Khaleesi says she's the single mother of dragons. 1.1728 0.04227 81 67 14 0
2923 Don't tell dad you're trans 1.1728 0.05209 81 70 8 3
2924 I thought you’d be taller. 1.1728 0.04903 81 69 10 2
2925 YOU NEVER WARNED ME ABOUT THE MOAT 1.1728 0.04227 81 67 14 0
2926 Sorry. She and her friend Rapunzel are washing their hair tonight. 1.1728 0.04903 81 69 10 2
2927 I thought my aunt asked me to meet a kind dragoon. It’s a case of a missing o, 1.1728 0.03420 81 70 10 1
2928 Look, I'm not going to marry you, so there's no reason for your courtship to drag on." 1.1728 0.04903 81 69 10 2
2929 I just can’t forgive you for burning up our couple’s therapist when we were starting to make some progress. 1.1728 0.04227 81 67 14 0
2930 Pansies? I was think more like 'burning bush' ! 1.1728 0.04903 81 69 10 2
2931 Take your Gerrymandering elsewhere,we're watching World Cup. 1.1728 0.04227 81 69 11 1
2932 No, I said two hours. 1.1728 0.04578 81 68 12 1
2933 Careful, I just replaced that bridge you burned. 1.1728 0.04578 81 68 12 1
2934 Mom thinks your hot breath can only lead to trouble. So, I guess that’s it. Sorry. 1.1728 0.04578 81 68 12 1
2935 Tiger lilies I presume? 1.1728 0.04227 81 67 14 0
2936 You can turn off your GPs now 1.1728 0.04578 81 68 12 1
2937 She’s finishing her makeup. Just be a few hours. 1.1728 0.04227 81 67 14 0
2938 Why are those flowers bigger than my head? 1.1728 0.05209 81 70 8 3
2939 Marry me, or thou shalt suffer the woes of climate change! 1.1728 0.04903 81 69 10 2
2940 My life for two lousy flowers? Wait till George hears about this. 1.1728 0.04903 81 69 10 2
2941 Here I am as I was then. 1.1728 0.05209 81 70 8 3
2942 You were expecting Shrek, weren't you? 1.1728 0.04903 81 69 10 2
2943 'Milady, your blind date Dino Saur hath arrived at the door' 1.1728 0.05209 81 70 8 3
2944 Sweetie, I want a fire breather. 1.1728 0.04227 81 67 14 0
2945 E. Jean lives next door. 1.1728 0.05497 81 71 6 4
2946 I'd let you in, but we're all deathly allergic to pollen 1.1728 0.04578 81 68 12 1
2947 I'm sorry, the wrap party was Saturday. 1.1728 0.04578 81 68 12 1
2948 I'm not allowed to receive flowers from reptiles. 1.1728 0.04578 81 68 12 1
2949 What!? Never heard of a dragon giving flowers? 1.1728 0.04227 81 67 14 0
2950 My new boyfriend is so hot, he literary breathes fire. 1.1728 0.04903 81 69 10 2
2951 which fair maiden would you like to speak to? 1.1728 0.04903 81 69 10 2
2952 if i'm not back before my curfew my dad will send an entire army to kill you 1.1728 0.04041 81 69 11 1
2953 She likes the strong macho type... I'd ditch the flowers and go with the mighty fire-breathing dragon approach. 1.1728 0.04227 81 67 14 0
2954 You look nothing like your profile. 1.1728 0.04903 81 69 10 2
2955 Is the Princess home? 1.1728 0.04578 81 68 12 1
2956 Oh dear, Juliet is out hunting for potential husbands. 1.1728 0.04578 81 68 12 1
2957 I'm sorry, Gerald, but Father says I have to marry someone with better job prospects. 1.1728 0.04903 81 69 10 2
2958 No,we're not mormon. 1.1707 0.04848 82 70 10 2
2959 I've changed my mind, after seeing your profile. 1.1707 0.04181 82 68 14 0
2960 As one Bruce Lee fan to another, enter the dragon. 1.1707 0.04848 82 70 10 2
2961 But are you willing to slay yourself? 1.1707 0.04181 82 68 14 0
2962 Let's put those flowers in a vase while you wait for her. 1.1707 0.04527 82 69 12 1
2963 I don't think we have a vase that big. 1.1707 0.04527 82 69 12 1
2964 Yeah, pretty good. Yourself? 1.1707 0.05149 82 71 8 3
2965 Does your lair have wifi? 1.1707 0.04181 82 68 14 0
2966 I'm sorry, but there's no one named Daenerys here. 1.1707 0.04848 82 70 10 2
2967 I know now that when you said that you were hung like a dragon you meant you have a micropeen. 1.1707 0.05149 82 71 8 3
2968 I apologize. I promise that I will not singe your hair next time. 1.1707 0.04527 82 69 12 1
2969 Edelweiss 1.1707 0.05149 82 71 8 3
2970 She is not back from her date with the ogre yet. 1.1707 0.04527 82 69 12 1
2971 It's your breath, TBH... 1.1707 0.05149 82 71 8 3
2972 I'm sorry. My lizard is washing her hair 1.1707 0.04527 82 69 12 1
2973 Wait I have to brush my dragon's breath 1.1707 0.04527 82 69 12 1
2974 No! I don't want my imprisonment to be legally binding! 1.1707 0.04527 82 69 12 1
2975 i think i had the wrong amphibian in mind 1.1707 0.04527 82 69 12 1
2976 Two flowers? What happened to that fire you used to have? 1.1707 0.04527 82 69 12 1
2977 It’s just a bad time- my pet rat’s gotten loose and I can’t seem to find him 1.1707 0.04527 82 69 12 1
2978 Mr. Throne, go away, it isn't your time yet ! 1.1667 0.04623 78 66 11 1
2979 You are the wrong Zodiac sign ! ! ! 1.1667 0.04970 78 67 9 2
2980 Quiet, please. My parents are taking the Royal midday nap. 1.1667 0.04970 78 67 9 2
2981 It wasn't pointed at YOU. Is he in? 1.1667 0.04623 78 66 11 1
2982 Oh honey, I’m so sorry. She died in the final episode. 1.1667 0.05294 78 68 7 3
2983 I'd ask you in, but you are too large to fit. 1.1667 0.04970 78 67 9 2
2984 How am I supposed to fit through that tiny door? 1.1667 0.05600 78 69 5 4
2985 Your late husband begged me to drop these off and tell you he's sorry he tried to cheat on you with my mum! 1.1667 0.04970 78 67 9 2
2986 Bobby can’t come out. He’s grounded for wrecking havoc for no apparent reason. 1.1667 0.04247 78 65 13 0
2987 It’s a case of explosive gas. 1.1667 0.03611 78 66 12 0
2988 I meant the other back door 1.1667 0.05294 78 68 7 3
2989 Posy is not the password, you idiot! 1.1667 0.04970 78 67 9 2
2990 Sorry, I only kiss amphibians. 1.1646 0.05231 79 69 7 3
2991 Flowers, how sweet. Yes, I'd love to go for a walk with you if you promise not to eat me. 1.1646 0.04568 79 67 11 1
2992 I'm sorry. I got hot-headed and said some stuff I didn't mean... 1.1646 0.04198 79 66 13 0
2993 No thanks...my email said 'life drags on without flowers' but I was not expecting delivery at the castle! 1.1646 0.04911 79 68 9 2
2994 Be quiet, you'll wake George 1.1646 0.04911 79 68 9 2
2995 Oh, sorry, I thought you were Uber eats. 1.1646 0.04568 79 67 11 1
2996 I've told you so often -- don't come to my house! 1.1646 0.04568 79 67 11 1
2997 Quietly seek in through the top left window. 1.1646 0.04568 79 67 11 1
2998 Will you join me as dinner? 1.1646 0.04568 79 67 11 1
2999 I thought this was the casting call for the Game of Thrones sequel! 1.1646 0.04568 79 67 11 1
3000 I despise your whole persona but I like your policies. 1.1646 0.04911 79 68 9 2
3001 Did you tell your parents? 1.1646 0.05231 79 69 7 3
3002 She is busy kissing a frog...sorry 1.1646 0.04911 79 68 9 2
3003 My father doesn't want us to see each other anymore. 1.1646 0.04911 79 68 9 2
3004 Sorry, you're not my type. 1.1646 0.04568 79 67 11 1
3005 Okay, let’s fly, but no touching below the waist, or incinerations. 1.1646 0.04568 79 67 11 1
3006 Fire insurance?? 1.1646 0.04911 79 68 9 2
3007 Hot for teacher 1.1646 0.04911 79 68 9 2
3008 Sorry Dany and Jon have moved to the North! 1.1646 0.04568 79 67 11 1
3009 I'm sorry you're lonely, but I don't know anyone named Targaryen. 1.1646 0.04198 79 66 13 0
3010 I don't care that Daenerys was killed... find another queen 1.1646 0.04198 79 66 13 0
3011 I’m sorry, Rapunzel says she’s still washing her hair. 1.1646 0.05231 79 69 7 3
3012 Enough already! Galadriel is in love with Smaug! 1.1646 0.04911 79 68 9 2
3013 Your picture on Dateline was a kissing toad. 1.1646 0.04568 79 67 11 1
3014 I've come for a kiss 1.1646 0.04568 79 67 11 1
3015 Aren't you supposed to huff and puff and blow my house down? 1.1646 0.04911 79 68 9 2
3016 Lady Annabel says her dungeon is occupied right now. 1.1646 0.04568 79 67 11 1
3017 I'm sorry, we're just too different. And besides, how would you get in the door? 1.1646 0.04911 79 68 9 2
3018 I'm following my heart, not my tail. 1.1646 0.04911 79 68 9 2
3019 For Chrissakes Randy, I said it was a one-time thing. 1.1646 0.04568 79 67 11 1
3020 I have to wash my hair tonight. 1.1646 0.04000 79 68 10 1
3021 Don't hold your breath!" 1.1646 0.04911 79 68 9 2
3022 Be patient. My parents go on a progress next Wednesday... 1.1646 0.04911 79 68 9 2
3023 She is not looking for someone with a firey personality. 1.1646 0.04568 79 67 11 1
3024 Oh no! Didn’t you hear? Daenerys is dead! 1.1646 0.05231 79 69 7 3
3025 The princess is almost ready, deary. She thinks this will be the most exciting wedding ever! 1.1646 0.04911 79 68 9 2
3026 Didn't you get my text? My parents came back early 1.1646 0.04568 79 67 11 1
3027 I'm sorry I got so hot-headed yesterday. 1.1646 0.04911 79 68 9 2
3028 Running for president? Can’t you fly? 1.1646 0.05231 79 69 7 3
3029 “She just told me to tell you “all smoke and no fire just does not work for her “ 1.1646 0.04568 79 67 11 1
3030 Sorry, but I can't marry anyone whose career plan is to fly around and breathe fire. 1.1646 0.04568 79 67 11 1
3031 Welcome! Do you remember how to play Duck a Low Bridge? 1.1646 0.04198 79 66 13 0
3032 Technically, yes, you are a Drake look-alike. 1.1625 0.04853 80 69 9 2
3033 I have taken ten anti-acid tablets. Did not drink any gasoline or kerosene for a month. Garbled repeatedly with mouthwash. I hope she likes me. 1.1625 0.04853 80 69 9 2
3034 Hello, please tell the your daughter that the prince sent me. 1.1625 0.04516 80 68 11 1
3035 One of his majesty's dragoons my eye! 1.1625 0.04853 80 69 9 2
3036 Would you believe me if I said I was the knight? 1.1625 0.04516 80 68 11 1
3037 She didn't say she was hot for you, she said she was hot around you, when you exhale. Sorry. 1.1625 0.04516 80 68 11 1
3038 I know it's not your fault that you are so big and mean looking, but still. 1.1625 0.04516 80 68 11 1
3039 Gulp. 1.1605 0.04464 81 69 11 1
3040 I'm sorry. You're just not my type. 1.1605 0.04464 81 69 11 1
3041 Mouthwash should do the trick. 1.1605 0.04464 81 69 11 1
3042 No one is to see you. You were suppose to sneak in the back door. 1.1600 0.04262 75 63 12 0
3043 Should've brought the boom box. 1.1600 0.04262 75 63 12 0
3044 She’s been burned to many times. 1.1600 0.04665 75 64 10 1
3045 I told you the backdoor - my mother will never approve. 1.1600 0.05037 75 65 8 2
3046 Hello, St. George in Utah calling... 1.1600 0.04262 75 63 12 0
3047 I have a pointy hat, but I'm still not your type. 1.1600 0.04262 75 63 12 0
3048 Courting 1.1600 0.04665 75 64 10 1
3049 What's dragging me here? 1.1600 0.04665 75 64 10 1
3050 Sorry, I don't date outside my race. 1.1600 0.05037 75 65 8 2
3051 My ID? ...Do I really look that young? 1.1600 0.04262 75 63 12 0
3052 Hi everyone oh, I brought my new boyfriend. 1.1600 0.04665 75 64 10 1
3053 Drag your ass on in here before the Prince gets home! 1.1600 0.04665 75 64 10 1
3054 No more mail order Wizards. You're no frog. 1.1600 0.05037 75 65 8 2
3055 No, William. Shawna is out with Johnnie, binge watching Game of Thrones. 1.1600 0.04665 75 64 10 1
3056 There ARE proper florists in the castle. 1.1600 0.04262 75 63 12 0
3057 Oh, how sweet! The delivery entrance is on the side. 1.1600 0.04665 75 64 10 1
3058 I’m sorry, Wyvern can’t come out to play right now. 1.1600 0.04665 75 64 10 1
3059 Sir Dragon - Her Ladyship said "Flowers do please, but treasure persuades.' 1.1600 0.04262 75 63 12 0
3060 The rest of them don't look like me. 1.1600 0.04468 75 66 7 2
3061 The sign said no solicitors! 1.1600 0.04665 75 64 10 1
3062 Shes gone West. 1.1600 0.04262 75 63 12 0
3063 Hold on, my parents want to meet you. 1.1600 0.04262 75 63 12 0
3064 Sorry, she usually goes for fire in the heart, not the belly. 1.1600 0.04665 75 64 10 1
3065 Yiannopoulos invites you to the straight pride parade. 1.1600 0.05037 75 65 8 2
3066 Please leave or Daenerys will go apeshit! 1.1600 0.04665 75 64 10 1
3067 I'm sorry, fire breathing potential suitors for the princess were to apply last week. 1.1600 0.04045 75 65 9 1
3068 I'm sorry they've gone to Montauk for the summer. 1.1600 0.04262 75 63 12 0
3069 You’re nice, Kur, but I’m just not sure I want a life of scorching villages. 1.1600 0.04665 75 64 10 1
3070 When he said "Marry me and I will pay all your student loans" she must have forgotten her old flame. 1.1600 0.05037 75 65 8 2
3071 I love you with a fiery passion. 1.1600 0.04665 75 64 10 1
3072 Is it because I’m black? 1.1600 0.04665 75 64 10 1
3073 YOU'RE EARLY (quick, Godzilla, hide in the closet) 1.1600 0.04665 75 64 10 1
3074 I don’t care how much gold you’ve hoarded, I told you I’m not interested. 1.1600 0.04262 75 63 12 0
3075 Please go. My parents would never approve. I've told you this. 1.1600 0.04262 75 63 12 0
3076 Sorry about the Prince 1.1600 0.04665 75 64 10 1
3077 I am here for the casting call for GOT Final Season Redux. 1.1600 0.04262 75 63 12 0
3078 I'd invite you in if it weren't for the fire-breathing thing. 1.1600 0.04665 75 64 10 1
3079 But you promised to bring a whole roasted pig! Dad has been looking forward to it all week! 1.1600 0.04262 75 63 12 0
3080 Would you like to make a donation to Habitat for Mythology? 1.1579 0.04608 76 65 10 1
3081 Is Julie home Mrs. Smith? 1.1579 0.04211 76 64 12 0
3082 But you didn’t even say hi to me when you were burning down the kingdom? 1.1579 0.04975 76 66 8 2
3083 May I stay? Someone drained the swamp. 1.1579 0.04975 76 66 8 2
3084 If you are late again next time, we are through! 1.1579 0.04975 76 66 8 2
3085 M'lady can't join you today, she's still a bit singed from last time. 1.1579 0.04608 76 65 10 1
3086 I promise this will have no effect on my job performance. 1.1579 0.04211 76 64 12 0
3087 I'd like to apologize for last night's kiss gone HORRIBLY wrong. 1.1558 0.04161 77 65 12 0
3088 Yes, I came alone! 1.1558 0.04553 77 66 10 1
3089 Sorry. She says, 'You can drag-it-on back to where you picked it.' 1.1558 0.05250 77 68 6 3
3090 I only date unicorns. 1.1558 0.04914 77 67 8 2
3091 I really need you to get on the ball with the fire, so I can get out of here...the flowers are nice, though. 1.1558 0.04161 77 65 12 0
3092 Shhh. I don't want my parents to know. 1.1558 0.04161 77 65 12 0
3093 Her Highness says with your hot tongue pansies are no longer needed! 1.1558 0.05250 77 68 6 3
3094 I'm sorry. There be no dragons here. 1.1558 0.04914 77 67 8 2
3095 She went that way. 1.1558 0.05250 77 68 6 3
3096 I'm sorry. But it's my policy is not to ravage the countryside on the first date. 1.1558 0.04161 77 65 12 0
3097 Of course Mumsy forgives Snookums for the village you torched. 1.1558 0.04553 77 66 10 1
3098 Sneak around the back... Papa won't see you 1.1558 0.04553 77 66 10 1
3099 I don't care if you were on Game of Thrones, i'm not interested in dating you. 1.1558 0.04553 77 66 10 1
3100 You don't look anything at all like your picture on beauty and beast dot com. 1.1558 0.04553 77 66 10 1
3101 You think a lousy two flower bouquet is going to forgive what you did!? 1.1558 0.04553 77 66 10 1
3102 Sorry...I draw the line at frogs. 1.1558 0.04553 77 66 10 1
3103 Saint George would like to see you first. 1.1558 0.04161 77 65 12 0
3104 Daenerys told me to come by this week. What?! 1.1558 0.04553 77 66 10 1
3105 Flowers are nice, but I prefer candy. 1.1558 0.04914 77 67 8 2
3106 Tell her I know I'm late, but my GPS sent me to the right address but the wrong city. 1.1558 0.05250 77 68 6 3
3107 Dad says I have to be in by 9pm. 1.1558 0.05250 77 68 6 3
3108 What do you mean she wasn't your type. 1.1558 0.04914 77 67 8 2
3109 You're cuter than you looked on Instagram. 1.1558 0.04553 77 66 10 1
3110 A rendez-vour 1.1558 0.04553 77 66 10 1
3111 St. George?? 1.1558 0.04553 77 66 10 1
3112 No excuse Barbeque Breath. You’re too late for Contest #666. 1.1558 0.05250 77 68 6 3
3113 For heaven's sake, Fafnir! I told you to let me talk to Daddy first! 1.1558 0.04914 77 67 8 2
3114 Great! Just on time to start the flambe. 1.1558 0.04161 77 65 12 0
3115 It seems that she had swiped right more than once. 1.1558 0.03950 77 67 9 1
3116 Do I have a tail to tell 1.1558 0.04914 77 67 8 2
3117 This is an emergency call for the local moat builder! 1.1558 0.05250 77 68 6 3
3118 I've told you a dozen times that we do not accept lodgers. 1.1558 0.04553 77 66 10 1
3119 new phone who dis??? 1.1558 0.04553 77 66 10 1
3120 Flowers are a good start, but you really need to fix the dragon breath if your serious about dating the Queen. 1.1558 0.04914 77 67 8 2
3121 But I specifically said "p.m."! 1.1558 0.04914 77 67 8 2
3122 I will just blow you a kiss. Do something about the breath dear . Tat 1.1558 0.04914 77 67 8 2
3123 Or we could just hire a handmouse and go to a cheese bar? 1.1558 0.04914 77 67 8 2
3124 You are a little rough around the edges 1.1558 0.04914 77 67 8 2
3125 I’m sorry you burned your tongue after our kiss. 1.1558 0.04161 77 65 12 0
3126 We don't want any. 1.1558 0.04553 77 66 10 1
3127 The show's over! 1.1558 0.04914 77 67 8 2
3128 I thought the “D” in FDS stood for delivery not dragon. 1.1558 0.04553 77 66 10 1
3129 I'm burning I'm burning I'm burning for you 1.1558 0.04914 77 67 8 2
3130 You look different from your tinder profile picture. 1.1558 0.04553 77 66 10 1
3131 Flowers are nice, but I'm holding out for the Seven Kingdoms. 1.1558 0.04737 77 69 5 3
3132 Sorry, I just don’t think we are the next Romeo and Juliet 1.1558 0.04914 77 67 8 2
3133 You're looking for my sister. She's the next castle down. 1.1558 0.05250 77 68 6 3
3134 The dog doesn’t like strangers. 1.1558 0.04553 77 66 10 1
3135 Good timing...my hairdryer just went on the fritz. 1.1558 0.04914 77 67 8 2
3136 I’m sorry too, but after Dad caught us flying around last night, he grounded me. 1.1558 0.04914 77 67 8 2
3137 Can't you read? My profile said I'm allergic to flowers!! 1.1558 0.04553 77 66 10 1
3138 I said slay the beast within! 1.1558 0.04553 77 66 10 1
3139 Uh, yes, hello. I'm here to pick up my true dragon for prom. 1.1558 0.04553 77 66 10 1
3140 I’m sorry, but Fido can’t play today, we ate him. 1.1558 0.04553 77 66 10 1
3141 Will grab my heels. 1.1558 0.04914 77 67 8 2
3142 Guillermo Del Toro chosen to direct "Dragonheart" reboot. 1.1538 0.04855 78 68 8 2
3143 Are you here to apologize? 1.1538 0.05186 78 69 6 3
3144 Little Jackie doesn’t come here anymore. 1.1538 0.05186 78 69 6 3
3145 I guess you missed the last episode. Spoiler alert... 1.1528 0.04706 72 62 9 1
3146 Not today my love, my dad’s still too fired up about your last visit. 1.1528 0.04706 72 62 9 1
3147 What are your intentions? 1.1528 0.04706 72 62 9 1
3148 You're sweet, but reverse Stockholm syndrome has always been a huge turn-off for me. 1.1528 0.05474 72 64 5 3
3149 Just a second. I have to put on my fire retardant dress. 1.1528 0.04706 72 62 9 1
3150 Haven't you heard? Chivalry hasn't been born yet. 1.1528 0.05474 72 64 5 3
3151 My daddy says no. I must wait until I'm 16 before I date. 1.1528 0.04706 72 62 9 1
3152 Hmmmm. Your profile pic made you look a bit more like a unicorn. 1.1528 0.05104 72 63 7 2
3153 The back door-- I said come to the back door! 1.1528 0.04706 72 62 9 1
3154 Love your begonias, but leave them and begone yourself, thank you. 1.1528 0.04706 72 62 9 1
3155 The flowers are lovely but could you heat up my gruel? 1.1528 0.04270 72 61 11 0
3156 Chivalry is dead. 1.1528 0.04706 72 62 9 1
3157 I don't watch HBO. 1.1528 0.04706 72 62 9 1
3158 I've been burned one too many times. 1.1528 0.05474 72 64 5 3
3159 Quick, around to the backdoor. 1.1528 0.04270 72 61 11 0
3160 She's mad because you forgot Mother's Day. 1.1528 0.05104 72 63 7 2
3161 You look Maleficent. 1.1528 0.04270 72 61 11 0
3162 I told you to use the back door so no one would notice you! 1.1528 0.04706 72 62 9 1
3163 Sorry, Margaret’s out with a man named George. 1.1528 0.04706 72 62 9 1
3164 I'm sorry, she said to tell you she's sick of reptiles. 1.1528 0.05104 72 63 7 2
3165 I told you, I'm done being your damsel! 1.1528 0.04706 72 62 9 1
3166 I’m so sorry, Jeremy, tonight’s dinner is for Chimeras and Minatours—dinner for dragons was last night. 1.1528 0.05104 72 63 7 2
3167 I'm sorry, but I only date fictional characters in my head. 1.1528 0.04270 72 61 11 0
3168 Duck behind something before my dad sees you!") 1.1528 0.04706 72 62 9 1
3169 I can’t go tonight. Ever since you scorched the castle wall, my dad is ready to crown you! 1.1528 0.04270 72 61 11 0
3170 Please, make your regal choice, Madam: it’s either odd me or very even number of flowers”. 1.1528 0.05474 72 64 5 3
3171 Is the Fair Maiden home? 1.1528 0.04270 72 61 11 0
3172 I just hope you don’t still live with your parents. 1.1528 0.04270 72 61 11 0
3173 There's still some kind of fear of flying going on . . .Give her a little more time . . . 1.1528 0.04270 72 61 11 0
3174 No, not me. You are looking for the castle a mile down the road." 1.1528 0.05104 72 63 7 2
3175 Can Karen come out and play? 1.1528 0.05104 72 63 7 2
3176 Hello, I was hoping you could bring some of your delicious, er, beautiful children out to play? 1.1528 0.04270 72 61 11 0
3177 Are you here begging to reshoot the ending? 1.1528 0.05104 72 63 7 2
3178 We will adopt? Cold day in.... 1.1528 0.04270 72 61 11 0
3179 I gave at the office. 1.1528 0.04270 72 61 11 0
3180 He's not here—he just went bowling with Kyle. 1.1528 0.05104 72 63 7 2
3181 Sorry I didn’t return your texts. I can’t charge my phone in here. 1.1528 0.04706 72 62 9 1
3182 Ok, but we have to walk. I’m grounded 1.1528 0.04706 72 62 9 1
3183 Your Tinder search was looking for someone old-fashioned 1.1528 0.04270 72 61 11 0
3184 It's too late to apologize! 1.1528 0.04270 72 61 11 0
3185 Esmiralda, your date’s here! 1.1528 0.04270 72 61 11 0
3186 Father said I can no longer see you Marvin. 1.1528 0.04706 72 62 9 1
3187 She's said go away, she's moving on, you have no ambition, no fire in your belly. 1.1528 0.04706 72 62 9 1
3188 Are you a relative of the BFG? 1.1528 0.05104 72 63 7 2
3189 Two minutes! 1.1528 0.04706 72 62 9 1
3190 I'm sorry, but the last dragon I saw resulted in a destructive relationship. 1.1528 0.05104 72 63 7 2
3191 I know you're sorry but breathing fire on me while we were making out is inexcusable. 1.1528 0.04706 72 62 9 1
3192 I thought that you weren't a racist! 1.1528 0.05104 72 63 7 2
3193 Feeling a little burnt. Sorry to cancel at the last minute. 1.1528 0.04706 72 62 9 1
3194 Too little, too late. 1.1528 0.05104 72 63 7 2
3195 Whoa, you don't look anything like you're Tinder picture. 1.1528 0.04270 72 61 11 0
3196 He said to give these to you. 1.1528 0.04270 72 61 11 0
3197 You know, I thought you would be taller. 1.1528 0.05104 72 63 7 2
3198 I simply don't share your raging hot fire in the belly. 1.1528 0.04706 72 62 9 1
3199 Let me get my fireproof suit and i’m yours. 1.1528 0.04706 72 62 9 1
3200 George sent me 1.1528 0.04706 72 62 9 1
3201 Really? 1.1528 0.05474 72 64 5 3
3202 She can't come to the door. She's watching Pete's Dragon. 1.1528 0.04706 72 62 9 1
3203 Not tonight I have a headache and heartburn. 1.1528 0.05104 72 63 7 2
3204 From last week (my magazine came too late): “It’s Swedish for, “cheese not included.” 1.1528 0.04706 72 62 9 1
3205 Delivery for Mr. Snow 1.1528 0.04706 72 62 9 1
3206 Sorry, remind me - you're the David from Hinge, or Tinder? 1.1528 0.04706 72 62 9 1
3207 Henry, I told you my husband came home early on Fridays. 1.1528 0.04706 72 62 9 1
3208 She said to tell you to breathe fire on someone else. 1.1528 0.05104 72 63 7 2
3209 He looks threatening, but he brought flowers. 1.1528 0.04270 72 61 11 0
3210 She says she can only see you in the forest, like before. 1.1528 0.05104 72 63 7 2
3211 Daisies??? Come back when you have roses. 1.1528 0.05104 72 63 7 2
3212 Yes, you are the king of fire. But the queen is taken. 1.1528 0.05474 72 64 5 3
3213 Can you wait until I watch the last episode of Game of Thrones? 1.1528 0.05104 72 63 7 2
3214 Episode 1: Game of Hormones 1.1528 0.04706 72 62 9 1
3215 But you never would have called if I had put my REAL picture on the website! 1.1528 0.04270 72 61 11 0
3216 It was a one time thing - fly, dragon fly. 1.1528 0.04706 72 62 9 1
3217 Sorry but my horoscope says you’re not good for me for another five years. 1.1528 0.04706 72 62 9 1
3218 Where were you while the final season was going to crap? 1.1528 0.05104 72 63 7 2
3219 Our ride is hear to take us to the ball. 1.1528 0.04706 72 62 9 1
3220 Is the Kaleesi in? 1.1528 0.05104 72 63 7 2
3221 Terribly sorry, sir, but your princess is at another castle. 1.1528 0.05104 72 63 7 2
3222 He's here to apologize. He thought when you let down your hair you wanted a haircut! 1.1528 0.05104 72 63 7 2
3223 George is caught up on other things right now. 1.1528 0.05104 72 63 7 2
3224 But you're supposed to be up there! 1.1528 0.04706 72 62 9 1
3225 Your my Prince Charming? You don't look like your profile picture on ECharming. 1.1528 0.05104 72 63 7 2
3226 Come on in, my father would like to discuss your condiment selection. 1.1528 0.04706 72 62 9 1
3227 I told you I was allergic to petunias 1.1528 0.05104 72 63 7 2
3228 Uh; I was just wondering if we could talk? 1.1528 0.04270 72 61 11 0
3229 I'm sorry Sir Rodney can't come out to play. He's been a bad boy. 1.1528 0.04706 72 62 9 1
3230 Face it fire breath, you're just not for me. 1.1528 0.04270 72 61 11 0
3231 You really should update your tinder profile. 1.1528 0.04706 72 62 9 1
3232 About time you got here, my parents are waiting on the roof. 1.1528 0.05474 72 64 5 3
3233 The princess is still mad you burned her stack of records. 1.1528 0.04706 72 62 9 1
3234 I come a-courtin' that princess puss! 1.1528 0.04706 72 62 9 1
3235 You’ll see. Your folks will come around once they see my portfolio.” 1.1528 0.04270 72 61 11 0
3236 Candy, not flowers 1.1528 0.04270 72 61 11 0
3237 I,m sorry, but Samantha's not home right now. 1.1528 0.04270 72 61 11 0
3238 Oh, my love, let me fly with you! 1.1528 0.04270 72 61 11 0
3239 She says you're hopelessly naive and sweet. She needs more fiery passion 1.1528 0.04706 72 62 9 1
3240 Sorry, but we don't have that many breath mints. 1.1528 0.04706 72 62 9 1
3241 She's not here right now. She's getting her nails done. 1.1528 0.04706 72 62 9 1
3242 I told you I can see you tonight because the king is home! 1.1528 0.04706 72 62 9 1
3243 Not today, Draco, dear! St. George is visiting my folks! 1.1528 0.04706 72 62 9 1
3244 She says the flowers won't cut it. The burns from your last date are still healing. 1.1528 0.04706 72 62 9 1
3245 I wished for Snapdragons, not Daisydragons 1.1528 0.05104 72 63 7 2
3246 Oops.... fire hazard! 1.1528 0.04706 72 62 9 1
3247 Psst....before you meet Father, you better run home and get some clothes on! 1.1528 0.04706 72 62 9 1
3248 I can't right now, I'm watching the end of Game of Thrones. 1.1528 0.04706 72 62 9 1
3249 Your tail wasn’t so long on your Match photo! 1.1528 0.05104 72 63 7 2
3250 How sweet of you to bring her flowers, but unfortunately she is a bit under the weather. 1.1528 0.05104 72 63 7 2
3251 Oh my God, I've been catfished! 1.1528 0.05104 72 63 7 2
3252 But for me only a bouquet of baby's breath can breath fire. 1.1528 0.05104 72 63 7 2
3253 Am I the first to arrive? 1.1528 0.04270 72 61 11 0
3254 You're not Donkey! 1.1528 0.04706 72 62 9 1
3255 She says she doesn't want to speaketh to you. 1.1528 0.04706 72 62 9 1
3256 It's no secret we are DGBT... 1.1528 0.04270 72 61 11 0
3257 I'm sorry, but the home fire is quite all right now. We keep it burning all the time. 1.1528 0.04706 72 62 9 1
3258 Pfft. You think flowers will make up for torching my date? 1.1528 0.04270 72 61 11 0
3259 I’ll tell Norberta you’re here.” 1.1528 0.05474 72 64 5 3
3260 try to be quiet or you'll wake the gargoyles 1.1528 0.04270 72 61 11 0
3261 ...The Welsh ambassador sent you? 1.1528 0.05104 72 63 7 2
3262 No roses? 1.1528 0.05104 72 63 7 2
3263 Just a minute. I'll see if St. George is in. 1.1528 0.04706 72 62 9 1
3264 That was a cigarette. I’m not a dragon. 1.1528 0.04270 72 61 11 0
3265 Mummys okay with it,but the King says you're too old. 1.1528 0.04706 72 62 9 1
3266 She has an inflamed throat. 1.1528 0.04270 72 61 11 0
3267 We do appreciate you taking her to the Ball. Will you be needing the carriage or could you just fly? 1.1528 0.05104 72 63 7 2
3268 Come back when Ye do something about Thou foul breath! 1.1528 0.05104 72 63 7 2
3269 Warmer. You're super warm! 1.1528 0.04706 72 62 9 1
3270 Oh, you looked scarier in your profile picture. 1.1528 0.04706 72 62 9 1
3271 Can you share any Game of Thrones gossip? 1.1528 0.04270 72 61 11 0
3272 Ditch the flowers. I told them we were just friends. 1.1528 0.04706 72 62 9 1
3273 I’m sorry but I just like you as a friend 1.1528 0.05104 72 63 7 2
3274 Not exactly like your profile photo, but hey, you only live once. 1.1528 0.04706 72 62 9 1
3275 I'm not your mom; she was killed by the writers' haste to work on Star Wars 1.1528 0.05104 72 63 7 2
3276 I wont burn you like the others. 1.1528 0.05474 72 64 5 3
3277 OK, but cool the fire, you singed my hair. 1.1528 0.04270 72 61 11 0
3278 i am so sorry m`lady eloped last night with your brother. 1.1528 0.05474 72 64 5 3
3279 My condolences. Sir George was a valiant man. And crunchy, too. 1.1528 0.04706 72 62 9 1
3280 And have her home by 9. 1.1528 0.04706 72 62 9 1
3281 Oh! You looked quite different in your photo! 1.1528 0.04270 72 61 11 0
3282 Unexpected, but this might work. My X wore shining armor. 1.1528 0.05104 72 63 7 2
3283 Listen, I can't just fly off with you for a weekend after only one date. 1.1528 0.04270 72 61 11 0
3284 Although there are obstacles, we can make it work. 1.1528 0.04706 72 62 9 1
3285 Mummy says flowers can’t replace her prized stallions. 1.1528 0.04706 72 62 9 1
3286 You got a lotta nerve showing up here. 1.1528 0.05104 72 63 7 2
3287 Try to understand. GOT is over. I'm now watching DARK. 1.1528 0.04706 72 62 9 1
3288 I can only let you in if you swear the new hiccup treatment is working. 1.1528 0.04706 72 62 9 1
3289 Sorry, it would never work, too much heartburn... 1.1528 0.04270 72 61 11 0
3290 Stay away from our daughter or George will come out and slay you too. 1.1528 0.04706 72 62 9 1
3291 I told you not to come during the day. 1.1528 0.04270 72 61 11 0
3292 Lydia? ...It's Bob 1.1528 0.04270 72 61 11 0
3293 Uh, sorry, wrong address 1.1528 0.04270 72 61 11 0
3294 Rapunzel's at the hairdresser. Come back later. 1.1528 0.04706 72 62 9 1
3295 My father does not approve our courtship. 1.1528 0.04706 72 62 9 1
3296 I told you-do something about your dragon breath! 1.1528 0.04706 72 62 9 1
3297 You know I'm allergic to chrysanthemums! 1.1528 0.05104 72 63 7 2
3298 Shh, we don't want George to find out. 1.1528 0.05474 72 64 5 3
3299 Honey, the BACK door ! 1.1528 0.04706 72 62 9 1
3300 The crusades ended early.....so beat it. 1.1528 0.05104 72 63 7 2
3301 The back door, Stanley, I told you before. 1.1528 0.04706 72 62 9 1
3302 You looked different in your portraits 1.1528 0.05104 72 63 7 2
3303 Actually, I'm here to see that cute little Tyrannosaurus if she around today." 1.1528 0.04706 72 62 9 1
3304 Your not hot anymore , fly a way 1.1528 0.04270 72 61 11 0
3305 I'm sorry, but she's still in the burn center. 1.1528 0.04706 72 62 9 1
3306 Not until you do something about that fiery breath...perhaps a mint. 1.1528 0.05104 72 63 7 2
3307 You've lost the fire that was in your belly. I've lost the love that was in my heart. 1.1519 0.04064 79 67 12 0
3308 I let down my hair to the wrong guy 1.1519 0.04064 79 67 12 0
3309 She doesn’t want to see you. 1.1507 0.04645 73 63 9 1
3310 You definitely did not look like that on your tinder profile. 1.1507 0.05038 73 64 7 2
3311 You better come around the back moat. 1.1507 0.05038 73 64 7 2
3312 You're too fiery for me. 1.1507 0.04645 73 63 9 1
3313 I’m sorry but it’s your breath. 1.1507 0.04645 73 63 9 1
3314 Your Bronx accent is so thick - I thought you were saying 'a damsel in distress,' not a 'damsel in this dress.' 1.1507 0.04645 73 63 9 1
3315 I can't afford another village burned down every time you sneeze. 1.1507 0.05038 73 64 7 2
3316 He says he's hot to trot. 1.1507 0.04216 73 62 11 0
3317 Sorry I don’t date Gemini’s 1.1507 0.04645 73 63 9 1
3318 And I thought my breath was bad. 1.1507 0.04216 73 62 11 0
3319 You're not going to wear that on first date, are you? 1.1507 0.04645 73 63 9 1
3320 I guess it's really over -- HBO won't answer the door. 1.1507 0.05038 73 64 7 2
3321 You don't match your profile picture. 1.1507 0.04645 73 63 9 1
3322 You promise to have her home by nine...? 1.1507 0.05038 73 64 7 2
3323 Although it's a blind date, this is a little unexpected. 1.1507 0.04216 73 62 11 0
3324 Daddy found your E-cigarette! 1.1507 0.05038 73 64 7 2
3325 You're a monster Pete. 1.1507 0.05038 73 64 7 2
3326 Periwinkles, I’m allergic to periwinkles. 1.1507 0.05038 73 64 7 2
3327 Do you need a mint? Your breath is on fire. 1.1507 0.04645 73 63 9 1
3328 I'm sorry. If you were SERIOUS, you'd have brought me colored flowers. 1.1507 0.05038 73 64 7 2
3329 She's not interested. 1.1507 0.05038 73 64 7 2
3330 Miss Rapunzel says she may be a while. She’s drying her hair. 1.1507 0.04216 73 62 11 0
3331 But will you still respect me in the morning? 1.1507 0.05038 73 64 7 2
3332 I'm sorry. The finale was six weeks ago. 1.1507 0.04645 73 63 9 1
3333 I'd like to make up for scorching all your armies, your homes and women and your children. My mother made me do it. Kisses." 1.1507 0.04645 73 63 9 1
3334 Hey, big guy. 1.1507 0.03474 73 63 10 0
3335 Princess, Dibo is here with your gift. 1.1507 0.04645 73 63 9 1
3336 I’d invite you in but my dad still gets a bit testy about you being dressed in dragon. 1.1507 0.03984 73 64 8 1
3337 She'll be ready in about ten minutes, would you like to wait in the parlor? 1.1507 0.04645 73 63 9 1
3338 Sorry Cersei 1.1507 0.05038 73 64 7 2
3339 You've ruined our entire Game of Thrones relationship with how you ended things, you're not coming back from that. 1.1507 0.04645 73 63 9 1
3340 No, I can’t spare a match! 1.1507 0.04645 73 63 9 1
3341 Too late for the job interview. The final episode was 2 months ago. 1.1507 0.04645 73 63 9 1
3342 Miranda will be out in a few minutes. She's taking a dump. 1.1507 0.04645 73 63 9 1
3343 You can't come in because you won't fit. 1.1507 0.05038 73 64 7 2
3344 The King and Queen are at home 1.1507 0.04645 73 63 9 1
3345 I'm sorry, it would never work out...it's...it's your breath! 1.1507 0.04645 73 63 9 1
3346 I can't talk right now. Father's home. 1.1507 0.04216 73 62 11 0
3347 She says she’s sorry...it’s her, not you. 1.1507 0.05038 73 64 7 2
3348 Shhhh! Get outta here! He's not leaving on the Crusade until tomorrow.....come back tomorrow afternoon!... 1.1507 0.05403 73 65 5 3
3349 The king says to have her back by 9:00 p.m. and no more loop-de-loops. 1.1507 0.04645 73 63 9 1
3350 Sorry, she’s gone out for an audition. 1.1507 0.04216 73 62 11 0
3351 Come back when you have free pizza. 1.1507 0.04645 73 63 9 1
3352 Look Steve, this just isn’t going to work! You’re from the wrong side of the moat! 1.1507 0.05038 73 64 7 2
3353 My username is actually, Lady of the Knight. 1.1507 0.04645 73 63 9 1
3354 And you think that a couple of flower pedals will get you a date with my daughter? 1.1507 0.04645 73 63 9 1
3355 I'm sorry, Pete's here and his stamina is much better. 1.1507 0.04645 73 63 9 1
3356 I said a bouquet of snapdragons, not a seated dragon. 1.1507 0.05038 73 64 7 2
3357 Shhh quiet, or my dad will kill you 1.1507 0.05403 73 65 5 3
3358 No no, none of our damsels need any distress. 1.1507 0.05038 73 64 7 2
3359 I am sorry. She is still not over that last scorch. Try again tomorrow. 1.1507 0.04645 73 63 9 1
3360 Pssssst....try to look a little more ferocious. 1.1507 0.04645 73 63 9 1
3361 Keep this up and they will name a flower after you! 1.1507 0.04645 73 63 9 1
3362 The fairy tale died eight years ago but what a difference a day makes. 1.1507 0.04645 73 63 9 1
3363 Your late..... 1.1507 0.05038 73 64 7 2
3364 Wrong castle, our princess kissed the frog, you want the one with the tower in the sky! 1.1507 0.05038 73 64 7 2
3365 You said your first date was hot. She said she's still singed. 1.1507 0.04216 73 62 11 0
3366 For the last time, Hilda said, flowers will not start the fire! 1.1507 0.04645 73 63 9 1
3367 You don't look a thing like your Facebook pic. 1.1507 0.04645 73 63 9 1
3368 That's very kind, but given the circumstances of her death, we are asking that in lieu of flowers all mourners to contribute to the World Without Dragons Association. 1.1507 0.04645 73 63 9 1
3369 I told you to snap three times! 1.1507 0.04645 73 63 9 1
3370 ‘’‘ It will take more than flowers to convince me you are my late husband ,George.’’ 1.1507 0.05038 73 64 7 2
3371 He's not going away, Princess. He said you swiped right. 1.1507 0.04645 73 63 9 1
3372 Once the “Ding-Dong-Moat” went south, Gerald was forced to improvise. 1.1507 0.05038 73 64 7 2
3373 Sorry, I'm more into frogs than lizards 1.1507 0.04645 73 63 9 1
3374 You don’t realize how your words hurt me! 1.1507 0.04216 73 62 11 0
3375 Sorry but she is still in the shower. She should be ready in about 30 minutes... 1.1500 0.04740 80 70 8 2
3376 Oh its you again. Flowers will not do the trick; she just does not want to come out and play with you. 1.1500 0.04394 80 69 10 1
3377 In distress...? Sorry, not here. 1.1486 0.04164 74 63 11 0
3378 Rapunzel ... they said you'd be on the roof. 1.1486 0.04974 74 65 7 2
3379 No thanks. You ugly. 1.1486 0.04164 74 63 11 0
3380 You're a lot taller than your you looked on your profile. 1.1486 0.04587 74 64 9 1
3381 It's a sweet gesture, but those flowers don't make up for your breath. 1.1486 0.04164 74 63 11 0
3382 Meet me at the back door. 1.1486 0.04974 74 65 7 2
3383 I'm sorry, Puff. You just don't fit into my life anymore. 1.1429 0.05102 70 62 6 2
3384 You know you are not wearing pants, and I can tell you are not very excited about the prospect of ravishing me. 1.1429 0.05102 70 62 6 2
3385 You’ve been “draggin” your feet coming over here... my dad told me that one. 1.1429 0.04213 70 60 10 0
3386 Shhh I'll be right out. Daddy's been watching reruns of Game of Thrones. 1.1429 0.05102 70 62 6 2
3387 I'm sorry but some flowers and a suggestion that it was all Kahleesi's idea doesn't change my mind about you... 1.1429 0.04213 70 60 10 0
3388 A pizza date is ok, but no going to your cave for dessert. 1.1429 0.04213 70 60 10 0
3389 The prince apologizes for misleading you. 1.1429 0.04678 70 61 8 1
3390 It's not going to makeup for eating the my husband, the King. Well, maybe a little because he was a real jerk. 1.1408 0.05033 71 63 6 2
3391 Those lovely flowers are going to make you sneeze fire, so kindly turn your head." 1.1408 0.04616 71 62 8 1
3392 Come back later, I'm not feeling horny right now. 1.1408 0.04616 71 62 8 1
3393 He's decided to give them a couple extra weeks to solve this crisis. After that you can incinerate the children. 1.1343 0.04197 67 58 9 0
3394 The show's over. You can go home now. 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
3395 I told you, Game of Thrones is not doing a spin-off! 1.1343 0.04197 67 58 9 0
3396 We aren't the quickest, but I wouldn't say anyone here is draggin' . 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
3397 Too soon, Drogon. 1.1343 0.05164 67 60 5 2
3398 Pssst. Keep it quiet. I can't let the others know I'm doing Green Dragon. 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
3399 Light your own fire, you are Late! 1.1343 0.04197 67 58 9 0
3400 Sorry, sweetie, the princess only likes bad boys. 1.1343 0.04197 67 58 9 0
3401 We appreciate the offer, but the princess drives a car. 1.1343 0.04197 67 58 9 0
3402 We’ve moved on. 1.1343 0.05164 67 60 5 2
3403 I'm sorry, now that 'Game of Thrones' is over, I don't think we should see each other any more. 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
3404 I may not be the dragon of your dreams, but I can take you around the world in 80 minutes 1.1343 0.04197 67 58 9 0
3405 Fight for me, drogon 1.1343 0.05164 67 60 5 2
3406 Wait, let me hide behind you! 1.1343 0.05164 67 60 5 2
3407 I don't want our relationship to drag-on, Gormonthius... 1.1343 0.04197 67 58 9 0
3408 You looked taller in your profile picture. 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
3409 Hi Tiny 1.1343 0.04197 67 58 9 0
3410 Well, this is awkward.... All your pictures on Tinder were head shots. 1.1343 0.04197 67 58 9 0
3411 Your profile picture was captivating! 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
3412 Did you say coal fired pozza? 1.1343 0.04197 67 58 9 0
3413 Madame, you have a visitor. 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
3414 I'm sorry, but you're breath is terrible. 1.1343 0.04197 67 58 9 0
3415 Is that all that's left of your scorched-earth policy? 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
3416 Can I please talk to John Snow 1.1343 0.04197 67 58 9 0
3417 I can’t...I’m grounded 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
3418 His Highness appreciates the gesture, but assures you he shan’t acquire fire-breathing technology. 1.1343 0.04197 67 58 9 0
3419 Deliveries taller than 10 feet need to go to the siege gate around back 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
3420 Drag I said! I could slip you in if you came in drag. Not dragon! 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
3421 I know I said 'I love you' but that was before the war ended. 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
3422 Excuse me, is this HBO? 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
3423 why are you ghosting me? 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
3424 Remind me, you’re NOT the one that turns into a pumpkin. Right? 1.1343 0.04197 67 58 9 0
3425 You never could follow directions! 1.1343 0.04197 67 58 9 0
3426 I''m Puff and you must be Mary Jane. Now that you've been freed will you come fly with me? 1.1343 0.04197 67 58 9 0
3427 Yes I know it worked for Ferdinand the Bull but you don't even have an agent! 1.1343 0.04197 67 58 9 0
3428 No deli flowers -- get thee to a florist. 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
3429 You must have the wrong castle the one you want is back the way you came from and has a sign saying all dragons welcomed! 1.1343 0.04197 67 58 9 0
3430 Doug? So it is you. I thought you were using a Snapchat filter on your photos. 1.1343 0.05164 67 60 5 2
3431 Would you come back tomorrow when the knight will be home? 1.1343 0.04197 67 58 9 0
3432 Really, you’re sorry you burped and torched the whole village. How many tomes have I told you not to eat people who eat garlic! 1.1343 0.04197 67 58 9 0
3433 I shouldn't--your last mom got a little carried away... 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
3434 Um, you looked thinner in your picture. 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
3435 I don't think the Princes ordered flowers. 1.1343 0.05164 67 60 5 2
3436 Just wait a minute, I’ll get him. 1.1343 0.04197 67 58 9 0
3437 Did you eat him yet? 1.1343 0.05164 67 60 5 2
3438 I'm here to take Rhaegar to the prom, is he/she ready? 1.1343 0.04197 67 58 9 0
3439 If I could turn baack tiiime... 1.1343 0.05164 67 60 5 2
3440 I instructed you to send PETE! 1.1343 0.05164 67 60 5 2
3441 Are those for me or a snack? 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
3442 You are not who I expected either. Where’s Ben? 1.1343 0.04197 67 58 9 0
3443 Dad wants barbecue. 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
3444 Mother of Dragons Day was last Sunday, sweetie. 1.1343 0.04197 67 58 9 0
3445 I don't party! 1.1343 0.05164 67 60 5 2
3446 Are you interested in an overnight special for suitors, big fella? 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
3447 oh yeah? well you don't look much like your picture either. also it didn't make me include my height so it's your fault for not asking. anyway, you want to eat me out now? 1.1343 0.05164 67 60 5 2
3448 Won't you fly away with me? 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
3449 Ive moved on, I'm not coming back to the tower. 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
3450 Sorry we are under no Game of Thrones policy 1.1343 0.05164 67 60 5 2
3451 Monday is Rapunzel's loose-ends day. 1.1343 0.04197 67 58 9 0
3452 Excuse me, is Daenerys home? 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
3453 So, you also lie on your Tinder profile, huh?" 1.1343 0.04197 67 58 9 0
3454 Sorry Daenerys died. 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
3455 Sorry no maidens available for grilling today 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
3456 Flowers make me distressed. 1.1343 0.04197 67 58 9 0
3457 I'm so sorry, but it's your breath and I have stopped smoking. 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
3458 Ash-cleft, last night was a mistake, mother will only allow me to date Dragoons! 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
3459 Wow, not exactly what I imagined from his profile picture. 1.1343 0.04197 67 58 9 0
3460 I hope you used your mouthwash today. 1.1343 0.05164 67 60 5 2
3461 Come back when you have more flowers. 1.1343 0.04197 67 58 9 0
3462 Your online profile said you were 5’10” 1.1343 0.05164 67 60 5 2
3463 Apologize all you want, the kingdom is still calling for a remake." 1.1343 0.04197 67 58 9 0
3464 I told you to meet me at the back! 1.1343 0.05164 67 60 5 2
3465 All of the knights agreed that I’m a better fit for you. 1.1343 0.04197 67 58 9 0
3466 Do you know when she'll be back? 1.1343 0.04197 67 58 9 0
3467 She only gets off at 7p.m. - are you OK waiting in the lobby? 1.1343 0.04197 67 58 9 0
3468 Yes, the final season felt rushed to us, too. 1.1343 0.03292 67 59 8 0
3469 Flowers are nice, but we ordered pizza. 1.1343 0.04197 67 58 9 0
3470 My husband George wants a word with you first !!! 1.1343 0.04705 67 59 7 1
3471 She’s really sorry to cancel, though. It’s just been SO fraught with battle and throne-robbing attempts around here lately. 1.1343 0.04197 67 58 9 0
3472 Come in, come in. The Dungeon Master is waiting. 1.1343 0.04197 67 58 9 0
3473 I've finished binge watching Stranger Things, let me hop in the shower and I'll be out in a second 1.1343 0.02013 67 60 7 0
3474 My husband is coming - quick, hide behind that bush. 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
3475 The damsel does not date dragons anymore. 1.1324 0.05091 68 61 5 2
3476 Pssst. Come back at 9 pm. He'll be watching Game of Thrones... 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
3477 You are not the Prince, he never brought me flowers. 1.1324 0.04140 68 59 9 0
3478 Come around to the back door. 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
3479 uh, okay, but are you actually a softboy? or are you a chad fronting like a softboy? because, i'll be honest with you, i'm not looking for anything more than a jackhammering 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
3480 Where's your Boom Box? 1.1324 0.04140 68 59 9 0
3481 ‘She wants a much bigger bouquet.” Don Dechman Austin, TX 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
3482 I am going to roast these flowers for you my fairest maiden 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
3483 I've told you a million times! I hate peonies! 1.1324 0.04140 68 59 9 0
3484 She's busy right now, but just wait and St.George will attend to you." 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
3485 No, Jordan Peterson can’t come out to play. 1.1324 0.04140 68 59 9 0
3486 Sorry, I don't date outside of my species. 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
3487 No, Hugo, it's just not possible. Your breath - I've asked you a hundred times to do something about it, but, no: not you. OK, Mr. Big Shot, this final: from now on, no more showing up with flowers. And don't skywrite me! 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
3488 I told you only to stop by on Tuesday's as that's his day to pillage a town to the South! 1.1324 0.04140 68 59 9 0
3489 You look nothing like your profile pic. 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
3490 Bugger off!! 1.1324 0.04140 68 59 9 0
3491 He's just not that into you. 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
3492 As long as you promise to have her home by 10, she has school tomorrow. 1.1324 0.04140 68 59 9 0
3493 For the last time, Game of Thrones isn't real. If I wanted to be reborn in fire, I'd have gone to witch college. 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
3494 But I already told you: the relatives will never understand. 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
3495 Sorry, you’re just not my flame of choice. 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
3496 Flowers are not allowed but thanks anyway. 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
3497 Ok I didn't ask for flowers....I asked for FIRE breathing! 1.1324 0.05091 68 61 5 2
3498 The last I saw of her she was with the Night King. 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
3499 No I can’t tonight. The Game of Thrones marathon is on. 1.1324 0.05091 68 61 5 2
3500 Sorry, Godzilla doesn't live here any more. 1.1324 0.05091 68 61 5 2
3501 You light my fire! 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
3502 Not until you get proper fire insurance! 1.1324 0.04140 68 59 9 0
3503 Truly a damsel in distress. 1.1324 0.05091 68 61 5 2
3504 Who did you say your father is again? 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
3505 May I keep these flowers fresh in your moat while I blow your castle down? 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
3506 She says she forgives you and the flowers aren’t necessary. David Fleischer, New York, NY 1.1324 0.04140 68 59 9 0
3507 Oh my God, I can't believe you are still alive! 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
3508 Its for the Chinese new year's day. 1.1324 0.04140 68 59 9 0
3509 I must ask my Father. 1.1324 0.04140 68 59 9 0
3510 I’m sorry, the King isn’t buying it. 1.1324 0.04140 68 59 9 0
3511 Sorry! Now that Game of Thrones is over, she's moved on. 1.1324 0.04140 68 59 9 0
3512 Shhhh, my dad might hear you. 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
3513 They're lovely but, I'm allergic to dandelion's. 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
3514 I am sorry, Daenerys is not home. 1.1324 0.03249 68 60 8 0
3515 George says 'he's very flattered but he's more of a damsel in distress kinda guy'. 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
3516 I feel like you're ashamed of me. Why can't we ever play Dining Rooms and Dragons, where I finally meet your parents. 1.1324 0.05091 68 61 5 2
3517 Art thou down to smashe? 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
3518 Seriously, not going to trade the tip of my tail for some maiden´s hand. 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
3519 He’s not my type 1.1324 0.04140 68 59 9 0
3520 What did you do with my wife? 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
3521 Merlin thinks I should see other dragons. 1.1324 0.04140 68 59 9 0
3522 Oh my! The online dating service had you listed as a fiery dragoon David Covintree, New York, NY 1.1324 0.05091 68 61 5 2
3523 I've already told you, "She's your MOTHER!!" 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
3524 Hey,look - I'll huff and I'll puff until I blow this house down! Now will you take these flowers? 1.1324 0.05091 68 61 5 2
3525 Just give me a minute to write my ransom note.” 1.1324 0.04140 68 59 9 0
3526 They were out of corsages. 1.1324 0.04140 68 59 9 0
3527 If your looking for little Lizzie... She lives in the cave... "down by the river"... 1.1324 0.04140 68 59 9 0
3528 Is Jennifer in? 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
3529 I said to meet me in the dungeon 1.1324 0.05091 68 61 5 2
3530 It's Lancelot I'm here to see is he in? 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
3531 I promise I'll have her home before 10. 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
3532 Snapdragons, perchance? Hardly an original idea. On the other hand, this fair maiden can't be too choosy about her gentleman caller's social skills. 1.1324 0.04140 68 59 9 0
3533 . . . - - - . . . 1.1324 0.05091 68 61 5 2
3534 Sorry, I prefer a prince ! 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
3535 Gimme a break! I am sorry that I forgot the third flower! You know perfectly well this is not a joke! 1.1324 0.05091 68 61 5 2
3536 This is the wrong day. My prince in shining armor is here. 1.1324 0.05091 68 61 5 2
3537 Chris? Chris from Bumb- Oh no. Oh god. Chris. We went on one OKCupid date in like 2013. I’m sorry, this has been a terrible mistake. And when I say “terrible mistake,” I mean you really suck. You sucked then and I bet you suck now 1.1324 0.05091 68 61 5 2
3538 The Dinosaur of Avon calling 1.1324 0.04140 68 59 9 0
3539 I know how this archetype ends. 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
3540 Oh, my, I need to cut back to three times a week with Dr Thomas. 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
3541 I'll be out in a minute, I just need to make myself more edible. 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
3542 You’re just not really my phenotype. 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
3543 frozenlFJJJJasas 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
3544 Shh. You'll wake the baby. 1.1324 0.04140 68 59 9 0
3545 The prince wants to know if you’re open to a threesome? 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
3546 Oh, this is awkward . . . . I was actually hoping to speak to Prince Charming. 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
3547 It might be better if you came back later. St. George is visiting her right now. 1.1324 0.04140 68 59 9 0
3548 I simply prefer the courting of an Ogre. 1.1324 0.05091 68 61 5 2
3549 I guess chivalry isn't dead although most of the castle knights are on account of your fire breathing. 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
3550 No Games for THIS throne, bud! 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
3551 Drogon, No smoking in here. 1.1324 0.04140 68 59 9 0
3552 This is the signal. My parents are out. Come on in and we'll play. 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
3553 I'm sorry for your loss. 1.1324 0.05091 68 61 5 2
3554 She won’t see you until you change direction. 1.1324 0.04140 68 59 9 0
3555 Viserion isn't that kind of dragon. 1.1324 0.05091 68 61 5 2
3556 You look great, honey. Let me just grab my handkerchief and I’ll be right out. 1.1324 0.04140 68 59 9 0
3557 Sorry. We're busy today. Come back next week. 1.1324 0.04140 68 59 9 0
3558 Well, the flowers are nice. But you did burn half my kingdom. 1.1324 0.04140 68 59 9 0
3559 Shhhhh!! The baby is sleeping! 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
3560 Tell Dany it’s too late for flowers... 1.1324 0.04140 68 59 9 0
3561 I expected more fire in our romance. 1.1324 0.04140 68 59 9 0
3562 She's dead. 1.1324 0.05091 68 61 5 2
3563 Uh, could you tell me a little about this prom thing? 1.1324 0.04140 68 59 9 0
3564 Auditions are being held through the back door. 1.1324 0.04140 68 59 9 0
3565 The Heart wants what the Heart wants, and it doesn't want that tail anywhere near my baby-maker! 1.1324 0.05091 68 61 5 2
3566 Don't get all fired up, but you're too late. The King of the North GOT here first so they're using the magic carpet as transportation 1.1324 0.05091 68 61 5 2
3567 Come back when you've got roses... 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
3568 You're not George!! 1.1324 0.05091 68 61 5 2
3569 You can kidnap me at eight. 1.1324 0.05091 68 61 5 2
3570 You're not the usual petunia guy. 1.1324 0.04140 68 59 9 0
3571 I'm sorry, the flowers won't help...I'm already getting kidnapped at 3... 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
3572 Yes, I will. I love your GPS! 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
3573 Yeah, um, my car broke down. Is it cool if I use your phone?. 1.1324 0.04140 68 59 9 0
3574 Me thinks thou art a tyrant 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
3575 For the last time - my name is not Daenerys! 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
3576 I know your type—just another gentleman caller freshly sprung from his bachelor cave hoping to pitch the woo with a wilted posey. Fie on you! 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
3577 You’re not what I was expecting from the JDate photo.” 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
3578 Just because you only have one head now doesn't mean you're not two-faced. 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
3579 Sorry you don't like peanut Snickers, but that's all I have. 1.1324 0.04640 68 60 7 1
3580 Instead of flowers, try mint, Dragon Breath. 1.1304 0.04576 69 61 7 1
3581 Wrong address. Follow your tail 1.1304 0.04084 69 60 9 0
3582 Thanks, but I have allergies 1.1304 0.04084 69 60 9 0
3583 Just be patient, I'll let you eat the knight after a while. 1.1304 0.04576 69 61 7 1
3584 The king is still awake, I'll have to sneak you in the back door. 1.1304 0.04084 69 60 9 0
3585 Sorry, I f*#k birds now. 1.1304 0.04576 69 61 7 1
3586 Not right now, my parents are home. 1.1304 0.03207 69 61 8 0
3587 Your mother wants you to take her to Kings Landing today. It'll be a lot of fun! 1.1304 0.04084 69 60 9 0
3588 Can you crawl over? 1.1304 0.05020 69 62 5 2
3589 I told you to wear a mask! Without one, the King will be able to identify you as my lover! 1.1304 0.04576 69 61 7 1
3590 You looked a lot younger in your Facebook picture. Drew Bridges Wake Forest, NC 1.1304 0.04576 69 61 7 1
3591 ‘My, did Prince Charming really take such a circuitous route?’ 1.1286 0.04030 70 61 9 0
3592 Your princess is in another castle 1.1250 0.05223 64 58 4 2
3593 I know what I heard. You said that I love to drag on and on. 1.1250 0.04725 64 57 6 1
3594 Ditch the roast. 1.1250 0.04167 64 56 8 0
3595 How sweet of you! Now buzz off. 1.1250 0.04725 64 57 6 1
3596 You know when you really like someone, and your stomach clenches, and you don't know if it's butterflies or you've eaten too much knights? 1.1250 0.05223 64 58 4 2
3597 Romeo,you've GOT to stop showing up unannounced. 1.1250 0.04725 64 57 6 1
3598 Someone said Mary lived here and that she's a dinosaur. 1.1250 0.05223 64 58 4 2
3599 Your friend just leapt out. 1.1250 0.04167 64 56 8 0
3600 Be patient. He's taking a nap. 1.1250 0.04725 64 57 6 1
3601 Again, I’m so sorry Larry. My stepmother must have swiped right when I was out singing to some deer. 1.1250 0.05678 64 59 2 3
3602 Wrong address. Daenerys Stormborn lives in the castle around the corner. 1.1250 0.04725 64 57 6 1
3603 Flower delivery! 1.1250 0.04167 64 56 8 0
3604 You're done in the garden already? Great! Can you also take a look at the highest tower? I think some of the stones need to be repointed. 1.1250 0.04725 64 57 6 1
3605 Well you'll have to go through me to get to that knight. 1.1250 0.04725 64 57 6 1
3606 The Beast says that you're no Beauty. 1.1250 0.04725 64 57 6 1
3607 You don’t look at all like your Tinder picture. 1.1250 0.04167 64 56 8 0
3608 Is the doctor who provides services to monsters in? 1.1250 0.05223 64 58 4 2
3609 No, Daenerys Targaryen does not live here. 1.1250 0.04167 64 56 8 0
3610 Sorry, the knight is not in the mood to slay. 1.1250 0.05223 64 58 4 2
3611 I’m baaaaaaack! 1.1250 0.04725 64 57 6 1
3612 Mother of Dragons' Day was last week. 1.1250 0.04725 64 57 6 1
3613 So G.O.T. is over and you're looking for a new mistress? 1.1250 0.04167 64 56 8 0
3614 Mother's day is next week 1.1250 0.05223 64 58 4 2
3615 The flowers are lovely, and I'll let him know you stopped by, but an invitation to "frolick in the autumn mist" just can't compete with Fortnite. 1.1250 0.04167 64 56 8 0
3616 I'm really sorry, Angela. Refugees are a nice addition. 1.1250 0.04167 64 56 8 0
3617 The Play. What are you doing? You are supposed to be the enemy. 1.1250 0.04725 64 57 6 1
3618 all that breathing fire stuff, just fake news- i promise! 1.1250 0.03858 64 58 5 1
3619 I had a great time, too...but I just can't get past your breath. 1.1250 0.03858 64 58 5 1
3620 Did you remember to bring the fire extinguisher? 1.1250 0.04167 64 56 8 0
3621 I thought everyone knew arrangements need to be in odd numbers. Two will never do... 1.1250 0.04725 64 57 6 1
3622 Thanks but we’re all dragging here as it is so another won’t work. 1.1250 0.04725 64 57 6 1
3623 I told you not to come around when m'lord was at home. 1.1250 0.04167 64 56 8 0
3624 Oh my! He won't be pulling my hair (coming up the wall) but I can do things with that tail! 1.1250 0.05223 64 58 4 2
3625 Can you hear me okay, Mom? Just saying, everything seemed fine till I saw his forked tail. 1.1250 0.04725 64 57 6 1
3626 Will you accept this rose? 1.1250 0.03858 64 58 5 1
3627 Oh. So that's what happened to Juliet that's a shame. 1.1250 0.04725 64 57 6 1
3628 She's not back from filming Game of Thrones. 1.1250 0.05223 64 58 4 2
3629 Hey, The show is over!! 1.1250 0.04725 64 57 6 1
3630 I told you how I feel. Please don't let this drag on. 1.1250 0.04167 64 56 8 0
3631 Oh, sorry, you must be looking for Drakaina Daria. She's further down the road. 1.1250 0.04725 64 57 6 1
3632 You just missed your mother. She’s summering on the Casterly Rock.” 1.1250 0.04725 64 57 6 1
3633 Sorry, Dumbo, I don’t think Uber is your future. 1.1250 0.05223 64 58 4 2
3634 Is the Rampart Suite still available? 1.1250 0.04725 64 57 6 1
3635 He's back from the Crusades,I'll get on touch later. 1.1250 0.04167 64 56 8 0
3636 Shhh, my parents are sleeping 1.1250 0.04725 64 57 6 1
3637 Sorry--he's off on a slaying gig in China! 1.1250 0.04725 64 57 6 1
3638 M'Lady wants you to know that the flowers are very sweet but that love means never having to say 'Dracarys'. 1.1250 0.05223 64 58 4 2
3639 No sorry, she’s two castles down. 1.1250 0.04725 64 57 6 1
3640 Before The Bachelorette refined their contestant criteria. 1.1250 0.04167 64 56 8 0
3641 Her Majesty is allergic to pollens. 1.1250 0.05223 64 58 4 2
3642 Come right in; those Prince Charmings are so boring. 1.1250 0.05223 64 58 4 2
3643 I'm swiping left 1.1250 0.05223 64 58 4 2
3644 Not again. 1.1250 0.04725 64 57 6 1
3645 I am sorry, but it is not going to work. I cannot date Yankees’ fan! 1.1250 0.04725 64 57 6 1
3646 Don't forget when we go out, I have a curfew back at the castle. 1.1250 0.04725 64 57 6 1
3647 Ms. Targaryen is on vacation. Come back Wednesday. 1.1250 0.04167 64 56 8 0
3648 Psst! Get ready, the knight is expected to arrive in five minutes! 1.1250 0.04167 64 56 8 0
3649 I can still get out of this. 1.1250 0.04167 64 56 8 0
3650 Come on in. Merlin concocted some mints, so I can kiss you now..... 1.1250 0.04725 64 57 6 1
3651 I told you to wait down the street so my father wouldn't see you. 1.1250 0.04167 64 56 8 0
3652 I don't mean to drag on about this, but won't you consider going out with me? 1.1250 0.05223 64 58 4 2
3653 I’m sorry, but she flew the coop...I mean castle, earlier today. 1.1250 0.04167 64 56 8 0
3654 Nothing is more guarded than a princess’s heart, except, maybe her ego. 1.1250 0.05223 64 58 4 2
3655 No, I'm not your mother. Your mother is dead. Please find another TV Show to work on. 1.1250 0.05223 64 58 4 2
3656 Sorry, the laws of evolution bar creatures with legs, arms, and wings. 1.1250 0.04725 64 57 6 1
3657 If only you were a few million years older..." 1.1250 0.05223 64 58 4 2
3658 I'm sorry, but the princess no longer wants to speak with you." 1.1250 0.02728 64 59 4 1
3659 Come around back so my father doesn't see you! 1.1250 0.04725 64 57 6 1
3660 I'm so sorry. Please come back in 6 months when the abortion is confirmed. 1.1250 0.04167 64 56 8 0
3661 You lied about the weed AND the flame. 1.1250 0.05223 64 58 4 2
3662 I know she's expecting me. We met on Tinder. 1.1250 0.04725 64 57 6 1
3663 Didn’t you hear? The show got canceled! 1.1250 0.05223 64 58 4 2
3664 Drogon reaches step 9. 1.1250 0.05223 64 58 4 2
3665 Dragon who?" "Dragon my feet too long. Will you marry me? 1.1250 0.04725 64 57 6 1
3666 Did you forget the milk? 1.1250 0.04725 64 57 6 1
3667 If you’re Puff, the magic dragon, can we go frolic in Honahlee? 1.1250 0.04725 64 57 6 1
3668 How do you feel about having children? 1.1250 0.04725 64 57 6 1
3669 It seems their WIFI is off-line. They can’t seem to hear the door knocker. 1.1250 0.04725 64 57 6 1
3670 I'm sorry , but ever since Game of Thrones ended she just doesn't want to see you anymore. 1.1250 0.04167 64 56 8 0
3671 Terribly sorry, but the prophecy said “his wife,” not “his wyvern.” 1.1250 0.05223 64 58 4 2
3672 Sorry, the Princess is not receiving today. 1.1250 0.04725 64 57 6 1
3673 I can take a message and give it to a crow. 1.1250 0.05223 64 58 4 2
3674 The princess said your son is doing fine and you should be able to see him soon. 1.1250 0.04725 64 57 6 1
3675 Oh, I love snapdragons! 1.1250 0.04725 64 57 6 1
3676 So early? I still have to put my drag on! 1.1250 0.04725 64 57 6 1
3677 But you looked so much taller in your tinder profile picture. 1.1250 0.05223 64 58 4 2
3678 Oh wait let me turn off the alarm it’s dragon sensitive.. 1.1250 0.04725 64 57 6 1
3679 I literally just heard that Daenerys died and you show up with flowers? Pretty low, Drogon. 1.1250 0.04167 64 56 8 0
3680 I’m flattered, really I am, but I’m pretty serious with the chimera right now. 1.1231 0.04655 65 58 6 1
3681 Godzilla' s old news 1.1231 0.05146 65 59 4 2
3682 I'm sorry Smaug, your princess is in another castle. 1.1231 0.04655 65 58 6 1
3683 Go away; my father will not let me see you anymore! 1.1231 0.04655 65 58 6 1
3684 You're a lot taller in real life than you are in your profile. Men really be lying about their height all the damn time, huh? 1.1231 0.04107 65 57 8 0
3685 The auditions were last week, mate. 1.1231 0.04655 65 58 6 1
3686 She is no longer here. My husband was going to slay her. She left even without a goodbye. 1.1231 0.04655 65 58 6 1
3687 Go away! My husband came home early. I’ll meet you at the cave tomorrow night. 1.1231 0.04655 65 58 6 1
3688 Honey, once I get the door open you can use the bathroom. 1.1231 0.04655 65 58 6 1
3689 "Can you be fifty shades of grey?" 1.1231 0.04655 65 58 6 1
3690 His feet looked a lot smaller on his MedievalOnly profile. 1.1231 0.05146 65 59 4 2
3691 There’s No way this ends with “They lived happily ever after” 1.1231 0.04655 65 58 6 1
3692 Could you come back later, I'm re-watching GoT? 1.1231 0.04107 65 57 8 0
3693 I told you to come around back. 1.1231 0.04655 65 58 6 1
3694 Shhh, he's asleep! 1.1231 0.04107 65 57 8 0
3695 Let's do Prince! Prince, prince bo bence, bo-na- na fanna fo fense, fi fi fo mince.....oops. 1.1231 0.04655 65 58 6 1
3696 No, this is the 8th kingdom. 1.1231 0.04655 65 58 6 1
3697 You hoo. We're back without the horse. 1.1231 0.04107 65 57 8 0
3698 Are you familiar with The Kings of Leon song, Sex on Fire? well... 1.1231 0.05146 65 59 4 2
3699 The Black Knight is out with the boys. Come back later. 1.1231 0.04655 65 58 6 1
3700 Do you like fire dragons? 1.1231 0.04655 65 58 6 1
3701 Return during the night watch. Use the password "John Snow." 1.1231 0.05593 65 60 2 3
3702 It's better if we're long distance. 1.1231 0.04655 65 58 6 1
3703 Not now - the king is in residence! 1.1231 0.04655 65 58 6 1
3704 Can Daenerys come out and play? 1.1231 0.05146 65 59 4 2
3705 Sorry, I've got a phone call 1.1231 0.04655 65 58 6 1
3706 Whooo is it? 1.1231 0.05593 65 60 2 3
3707 Gaah, that is not at all how I imagined you, M'lady. You are ugly! 1.1231 0.05146 65 59 4 2
3708 But, I said you are not my type. 1.1231 0.04655 65 58 6 1
3709 Oh my,you don't look anything like your Tinder photo! 1.1231 0.05146 65 59 4 2
3710 That's thoughtful of you . . . . but she only likes roses. 1.1231 0.04655 65 58 6 1
3711 No matter how many flowers Daenerys sends, I won’t give up the Iron Throne. 1.1231 0.04655 65 58 6 1
3712 You're just on time to light the candles on the cake! 1.1231 0.04655 65 58 6 1
3713 We only vote for Democrats 1.1231 0.04655 65 58 6 1
3714 Is your daughter available? 1.1231 0.04655 65 58 6 1
3715 Ooh! Give me 5 minutes. I haven’t told Dad about you yet. 1.1231 0.04655 65 58 6 1
3716 It won't work between us, I don't even like daisies. 1.1231 0.04655 65 58 6 1
3717 Why, hello! You look so different from your profile picture...Josh, was it? Well, do come in. I just made some ice tea and I just gotta put this laundry away." (man's voice) "Hi there. My name's Chris Hansen. Why don't you have a seat right there. 1.1231 0.05146 65 59 4 2
3718 Sir, can you kindly untangle me? 1.1231 0.04655 65 58 6 1
3719 Judy doesn’t want to see you. 1.1231 0.04655 65 58 6 1
3720 Oh how sweet. You brought me flowers. But my Dad won't let me go out with you. 1.1231 0.04655 65 58 6 1
3721 Evidently, your Game of Thrones filming took longer than expected. You could have, at least, sent a text. 1.1231 0.04655 65 58 6 1
3722 You sure mess up a lot but at least you're serpentant. 1.1231 0.04655 65 58 6 1
3723 And with a ring of fire, they wed. 1.1231 0.04655 65 58 6 1
3724 Not even flowers will bring Danny back to life, Drogon. 1.1231 0.04655 65 58 6 1
3725 We have to stop meeting like this. You're promised to the prince. 1.1231 0.05593 65 60 2 3
3726 For someone who can breathe fire and terrorize a country..I'm afraid a small bouquet of flowers is going to get you an audience with the Queen... 1.1231 0.04107 65 57 8 0
3727 I thought flowers made you sneeze fire 1.1231 0.04655 65 58 6 1
3728 Well, you did say you were tall and an Old Style Guy on Match. 1.1231 0.04655 65 58 6 1
3729 Your profile said that you are a Game of Thrones fan 1.1231 0.05146 65 59 4 2
3730 Tell them it'll run them another grand for breathing fire. 1.1231 0.05146 65 59 4 2
3731 Um, maybe we should go to your place-- quickly. 1.1231 0.04655 65 58 6 1
3732 The King says he does not want the princess to have a fly-by-night boy friend. 1.1231 0.04655 65 58 6 1
3733 Since there is no need for a golden rope, I am downstairs. 1.1231 0.04655 65 58 6 1
3734 I'm sorry, she rode off into the sunset with the white knight yesterday. 1.1231 0.04655 65 58 6 1
3735 You want Arpege or our page? 1.1231 0.05146 65 59 4 2
3736 I bethought thou wast the bard in the center... 1.1231 0.05146 65 59 4 2
3737 Linda, hurry! We'll have to FLY to make the Pride Parade! 1.1231 0.04655 65 58 6 1
3738 You are too late. The princess has been awake for hours.” 1.1231 0.04655 65 58 6 1
3739 Wow, you look exactly like your profile pic! 1.1231 0.04107 65 57 8 0
3740 Now I’m confused—would you be the dragon, the dragon-slayer or the false hero? 1.1231 0.04655 65 58 6 1
3741 You misunderstood...I just need a fire in the furnace. 1.1231 0.04655 65 58 6 1
3742 Oh, no, not the front door. Meet me at the second turret. 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
3743 When they go high I go low!When they go high I go low! 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
3744 I'm sorry from head to tail." 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
3745 Shhhhh! HBO is sleeping. 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
3746 George isn't home, but I can tell you he's no saint dear." 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
3747 To be honest, ever since the flowers, I'm no longer comfortable having St. George sparring with you. 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
3748 I told you before, I so do not want to be the next Khaleesi. 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
3749 I requested Dragon flowers. 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
3750 Um, the flowers are nice, but she'd prefer a box of blue tips. 1.1212 0.05511 66 61 2 3
3751 She'll be right out she putting on her fireproof​ coat. 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
3752 No, this is #8 Moat Street. #10 is next door. 1.1212 0.05071 66 60 4 2
3753 Sorry, my husband is out right now. 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
3754 guards guards there's a dragon outside holding flowers I might get an allergic reaction 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
3755 Junior misunderstood his parents when they suggested, he should, “meet a virgin”. 1.1212 0.04048 66 58 8 0
3756 I already told you, Sneezy--not during allergy season! 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
3757 That’s not the pizza guy. 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
3758 I think I’ve been catfished! 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
3759 She is not here. she is out with King Kong right now 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
3760 Wish this was made out of cheese! 1.1212 0.04588 66 59 6 1
3761 My parents say vaping is just as bad. 1.1148 0.04115 61 54 7 0
3762 umm...you looked really different in your profile pic. 1.1148 0.05278 61 56 3 2
3763 Not now, my husband is returning from battle. 1.1148 0.04732 61 55 5 1
3764 Try the next castle over ? 1.1148 0.04732 61 55 5 1
3765 No, I won't set you up with Sir Caresalot. 1.1148 0.04732 61 55 5 1
3766 I'm almost ready... just let me make the King's dinner, proofread a few royal decrees, make sure that the Knight's aren't going into overtime and then we should be good to go! 1.1148 0.04115 61 54 7 0
3767 Poppy does them in 3D Prints now, yet welcome, we have a ball of a time watching you castle flash. 1.1148 0.04732 61 55 5 1
3768 Well you don’t know if you don’t go. 1.1148 0.04115 61 54 7 0
3769 I"m sorry, a shared phylum doesn't matter. It only works with frogs. 1.1148 0.04732 61 55 5 1
3770 She can't see you now, she's having her skin scorched. 1.1148 0.04732 61 55 5 1
3771 Daenerys isn't feeling well today. 1.1148 0.04732 61 55 5 1
3772 But we send the EU £30bn a week! 1.1148 0.04732 61 55 5 1
3773 She's been abused by the prince since the last battle. Please don't miss the fire this time! 1.1148 0.04732 61 55 5 1
3774 mmeh! … You better follow your arrow wherever it points 1.1148 0.04732 61 55 5 1
3775 She left to raze a village weeks ago. Don't you read The New Yorker? 1.1148 0.04732 61 55 5 1
3776 I’m afraid she’s out with Mario tonight. 1.1148 0.04732 61 55 5 1
3777 How the hell is that moat going to stop me? You've lowered the bridge! 1.1148 0.04732 61 55 5 1
3778 Take these breath mints and go woo the queen. 1.1148 0.04115 61 54 7 0
3779 The flowers are lovely, but the Queen was hoping for a somewhat grander gesture. 1.1148 0.04115 61 54 7 0
3780 I know you're passionate, but if you don't stop flaming the carpets my husband will be suspicious 1.1148 0.04115 61 54 7 0
3781 I'm so sorry, but my parents would never approve. You're not my species. 1.1148 0.04115 61 54 7 0
3782 Sorry 1.1148 0.04732 61 55 5 1
3783 Yes, the flowers are a nice gesture but father insists you stop incinerating his rhododendrons. 1.1148 0.04732 61 55 5 1
3784 Me thinks you have the wrong address.... 1.1148 0.04115 61 54 7 0
3785 Bill, those flowers you're bringing may be causing hallucinations.____ 1.1148 0.04732 61 55 5 1
3786 All of a sudden "The King'" thinks he's full of fire and a winged warrior. Give me a sec and our flight plan to the Cave will be back on track. 1.1148 0.04732 61 55 5 1
3787 I've heard the song 'froggy went a courting', but this does seem a bit much. 1.1148 0.04732 61 55 5 1
3788 Drake it was all a huge mistake. You don't even fit to come into the manor. 1.1148 0.04732 61 55 5 1
3789 Flowers for our Dinner. 1.1129 0.04659 62 56 5 1
3790 The writer said it's over. 1.1129 0.04659 62 56 5 1
3791 Give her a minute to change her dress. She just realized tarlatan’s flammable. 1.1129 0.04659 62 56 5 1
3792 The Princess is doing better, but she's still got 3rd burns from your last good-night kiss - I'd say give her another week or so... 1.1129 0.04052 62 55 7 0
3793 Do you see my special diet request on my RSVP? 1.1129 0.05196 62 57 3 2
3794 I dream of romance, and instead I get Daisies & Dragons childcare marketing. 1.1129 0.04052 62 55 7 0
3795 Sir Malcolm is indisposed. Can you come back in a fortnight? 1.1129 0.04659 62 56 5 1
3796 I think you're cute, but my Father would never accept it! 1.1129 0.04052 62 55 7 0
3797 Thanks so much for bringing Daenerys back from the dead. You may go now. 1.1129 0.04659 62 56 5 1
3798 Did you really call me all afternoon? I did not see. 1.1129 0.04052 62 55 7 0
3799 Nuh-uh! Not unless you pay dragon support and fire insurance! 1.1129 0.04052 62 55 7 0
3800 Go away; I don't care what Shirley may have told you. 1.1129 0.04659 62 56 5 1
3801 NO, Danerys is not at home 1.1129 0.04659 62 56 5 1
3802 Sorry, it still doesn't make up for King's Landing. 1.1129 0.04659 62 56 5 1
3803 Please stop torturing yourself. I just have a thing for frogs, and you'll always have dragon breath. 1.1129 0.04659 62 56 5 1
3804 Sorry, she's not home... off filming season 8. 1.1129 0.04659 62 56 5 1
3805 The princess would like you to light the fireplaces before she sees you. 1.1129 0.04659 62 56 5 1
3806 Nice try, but something tells me we'll go further with fire than with flowers 1.1129 0.04659 62 56 5 1
3807 Follow your tail firebreath 1.1129 0.04052 62 55 7 0
3808 You shouldn't be here....if the Prince gets back.... 1.1129 0.04659 62 56 5 1
3809 Your not the “princess” I met hear last night!! 1.1129 0.04659 62 56 5 1
3810 It will never work out. You’re a fire-breather. I’m pro-choice. Please go. 1.1129 0.04052 62 55 7 0
3811 Where’d you take her Drogon? 1.1129 0.04052 62 55 7 0
3812 I’m looking for the Paper Bag Princess 1.1129 0.04659 62 56 5 1
3813 Sorry, I am not the Dater of Dragons. 1.1129 0.05196 62 57 3 2
3814 Do you have my children locked up in there? 1.1129 0.04659 62 56 5 1
3815 Sorry, the dragonslayers moved out last week. Their daughter moved to Fire island. 1.1129 0.04052 62 55 7 0
3816 Is Saint George home? 1.1129 0.04052 62 55 7 0
3817 We know you're sorry, Carl, but Sir Knight's burns haven't quite healed. 1.1129 0.04659 62 56 5 1
3818 She can't. She has to wash her hair. 1.1129 0.04659 62 56 5 1
3819 I can't come out now. My husband thinks we are just friends 1.1111 0.03991 63 56 7 0
3820 She’s hatching right now, sorry. 1.1111 0.04588 63 57 5 1
3821 My parents are still up, climb in through the window. 1.1111 0.05116 63 58 3 2
3822 Sorry your Mom’s not here! She went North. 1.1111 0.04588 63 57 5 1
3823 Sorry, the Prince doesn't live here anymore 1.1111 0.04588 63 57 5 1
3824 You have to understand! It’s over!No moreGame of Thrones for us. 1.1111 0.03991 63 56 7 0
3825 Just wanted to mention as you wait on your date that the next town over has some wonderful dining options. 1.1111 0.04588 63 57 5 1
3826 "Yes, dear, the princess does have horrible dragon breath, but I think you're a tad bit confused on the literal meaning." 1.1111 0.04588 63 57 5 1
3827 Dream on without me, big boy. I'm back to my bacardis and bikini on a Bahama beach 1.1111 0.04588 63 57 5 1
3828 But I thought your profile said you LOVED dragon roll sushi. 1.1111 0.04588 63 57 5 1
3829 pssst! Get a job. 1.1111 0.03991 63 56 7 0
3830 Do you happen to have a paper bag? 1.1111 0.04588 63 57 5 1
3831 I thought you were bringing the Mongolian Fire Pot 1.1111 0.03991 63 56 7 0
3832 You just looked younger in your profile picture. 1.1111 0.04588 63 57 5 1
3833 I told you already. Tuesdays I do my hair. 1.1111 0.04588 63 57 5 1
3834 I was wondering if thou wouldst ever have enough courage to speak for thyself, John! 1.1111 0.03991 63 56 7 0
3835 Bad Dragon! What did you do with the prince? 1.1111 0.04588 63 57 5 1
3836 Come back when you find me a Venus flytrap. 1.1111 0.03991 63 56 7 0
3837 Those flowers are not going to convince Saint George that you are Puff the Magic Dragon. 1.1111 0.04588 63 57 5 1
3838 How did you know those are my favorite flowers? 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
3839 But you'll only get the discount if I seat you as two… 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
3840 Her Majesty is allergic to peonies. 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
3841 And i don't believe you! 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
3842 I told you to use the back door; the king can't know about us. 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
3843 I don't mean to lead you on, but I need you to know I'm waiting for Sir Lancelot. 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
3844 Oh, I know, true love is not infatuated. It's a journey that begins with a lovely impression. 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
3845 You're charming and cute but just won't fit in." 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
3846 There’s literally not room for you at the banquet, flowers or not 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
3847 I'm dealing with Game of Thrones withdrawal, too. 1.1094 0.05038 64 59 3 2
3848 Daisies for Distress? 1.1094 0.04519 64 58 5 1
3849 Drogon, we had a good run on Game of Thrones, but now I have to move on. 1.1094 0.03932 64 57 7 0
3850 Oh, you shouldn't have: FLAMED THE ENTIRE TOWN!!!!!! 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
3851 Give me a minute to freshen my makeup. I was expecting Prince Charming, not Puff the Magic Dragon 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
3852 Sorry, she’s binging Game of Thrones. 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
3853 I was expecting you. My other suitors have all called me the dragon lady. 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
3854 Hey, champ! What's blazin'? 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
3855 We appreciate the posies but this place isn't fit for a dragon. 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
3856 Tell the queen it looks a little like a Trojan horse 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
3857 Uh...if you kiss me, I'll turn into a prince... 1.1077 0.04452 65 59 5 1
3858 Is it easier for a flying dragon to crawl through a narrow doorway or for Zmelda? 1.1061 0.04387 66 60 5 1
3859 Hello me lady, pardon me, i'm a bit old fashion, but would you like to join me for night out? 1.1061 0.04387 66 60 5 1
3860 She says you should stay in your lane. 1.1061 0.03819 66 59 7 0
3861 Roses for the Dragon Lady? 1.1061 0.03819 66 59 7 0
3862 But I thought I was gonna get to kill Cersei. 1.1061 0.03819 66 59 7 0
3863 Ok, you look NOTHING like your Tinder picture. 1.1061 0.04387 66 60 5 1
3864 Go away! What could we possibly have in common. 1.1061 0.03819 66 59 7 0
3865 It's going to take a bit more than flowers to make up for that ending. 1.1061 0.04387 66 60 5 1
3866 Stop dragon your ass and come in. 1.1061 0.03819 66 59 7 0
3867 Sorry you didn't see our tweet about our downsizing. Once you get right sized and come back, make sure you bring some decent flowers. 1.1061 0.02756 66 60 6 0
3868 Have you heard the good news? 1.1061 0.04387 66 60 5 1
3869 Come on in, but no fire breathing tonight! 1.1061 0.03819 66 59 7 0
3870 Game of Thrones is over. Go back to the casting director. 1.1061 0.03819 66 59 7 0
3871 My family once approved you, but that was just to sear the meat. 1.1061 0.03819 66 59 7 0
3872 You're too late. Rapunzel just left with someone else. 1.1061 0.03819 66 59 7 0
3873 The wings and tail were nowhere to be seen in that Tinder profile. 1.1045 0.03765 67 60 7 0
3874 Shhhh!! You'll end up breaking his masculinity! 1.1045 0.04324 67 61 5 1
3875 Rumplestiltskin will be right out; she's just letting her hair down. 1.1045 0.04324 67 61 5 1
3876 Daenerys? 1.1045 0.04324 67 61 5 1
3877 She doesn't live here anymore. Go away! 1.1034 0.04725 58 53 4 1
3878 Psst! Give me twenty minutes to get rid of Sir Defender-of-the-Patriarchy. 1.1034 0.04034 58 52 6 0
3879 Wow, you’re a mythical creature. 1.1034 0.04034 58 52 6 0
3880 She's not home right now, can I take a message? 1.1034 0.04725 58 53 4 1
3881 You are a sweetie! Flowers!! 1.1034 0.04725 58 53 4 1
3882 I’m looking for someone who it’s safe to have whisper sweet nothings in my ear. 1.1034 0.04034 58 52 6 0
3883 Who trained you to love? 1.1034 0.04725 58 53 4 1
3884 Dragola isn't here. She just left with Sir Dragon Fire. 1.1034 0.04725 58 53 4 1
3885 I am not a lesbian ! 1.1034 0.04725 58 53 4 1
3886 I'm sorry, the servant's entrance is in the mythical. 1.1034 0.04034 58 52 6 0
3887 I’ll be a minute, I have to do my hair. 1.1034 0.04034 58 52 6 0
3888 Okay. But I'll neither be the candle nor the dinner. 1.1034 0.04725 58 53 4 1
3889 Where did you get those flowers? 1.1034 0.04725 58 53 4 1
3890 I'm sorry. My parents wont allow me to marry outside of my species 1.1034 0.04725 58 53 4 1
3891 She went out with T REX. 1.1034 0.04725 58 53 4 1
3892 I know I am Now, but what I really want to do is Dance. 1.1034 0.04034 58 52 6 0
3893 I thought a dragon could try a less controversial way of conquering a human female. 1.1034 0.04725 58 53 4 1
3894 Friendly is friendly .... Whaddaya mean "HOW friendly? 1.1034 0.04034 58 52 6 0
3895 Where's George? 1.1034 0.05326 58 54 2 2
3896 Queen Daenerys would welcome you as a dragon, but the thought of another suitor gives her a stabbing pain. 1.1034 0.04034 58 52 6 0
3897 You've got the wrong castle- the Kensingtons live down the street. 1.1034 0.04725 58 53 4 1
3898 Bell flowers for the Bell tower. 1.1034 0.04034 58 52 6 0
3899 Ready in a minute! 1.1034 0.04034 58 52 6 0
3900 Flowers, flying lessons ? breath mints should win her over. 1.1034 0.04725 58 53 4 1
3901 Is Miss Mary at home? 1.1034 0.04034 58 52 6 0
3902 You look different than in your profile 1.1034 0.04034 58 52 6 0
3903 I appreciate the thought, but you'd be a drag on me. 1.1034 0.04725 58 53 4 1
3904 See, I’m a nice guy 1.1034 0.04034 58 52 6 0
3905 Mating season! It must be the merry month of May 1.1034 0.04725 58 53 4 1
3906 I look forward to the day when we can afford something better than Ikea. 1.1034 0.04725 58 53 4 1
3907 You'll have to come back next week. I'm binge-watching Game of Thrones. 1.1034 0.04725 58 53 4 1
3908 Yes, you're at the right house! Come in through the back door. 1.1034 0.04034 58 52 6 0
3909 I'm sorry Puff, but Jackie Paper doesn't live here anymore. 1.1034 0.04034 58 52 6 0
3910 Can I please purchase 1 senior ticket to ride on the dragon, unless you accept E ride tickets? 1.1034 0.04725 58 53 4 1
3911 You were just trying to ask me on a date this whole time? 1.1034 0.04725 58 53 4 1
3912 Wrong HBO set 1.1034 0.04725 58 53 4 1
3913 You call that sorry? The flowers are OK, but you're not getting in until I see some Ferrero Rocher. 1.1034 0.04725 58 53 4 1
3914 How many times do I have to tell you? My name is NOT Algernon. 1.1034 0.04034 58 52 6 0
3915 Number one, you're not my type, and number two, I don't shop at department stores" 1.1034 0.04725 58 53 4 1
3916 Come back later, I'm down in the dungeon! 1.1034 0.04034 58 52 6 0
3917 You don’t look anything like your Tinder profile. 1.1034 0.04725 58 53 4 1
3918 Your picture was smaller on the dating app. 1.1034 0.04034 58 52 6 0
3919 It said you were taller on your tinder profile... 1.1034 0.04725 58 53 4 1
3920 Sorry, but I'm allergic to snapdragons. 1.1034 0.04034 58 52 6 0
3921 Where have you been? ... guess dragon your feet again. 1.1034 0.04725 58 53 4 1
3922 Do you mind me changing into a dragon scale dress tonight? This wool one is too hot for your lair. 1.1034 0.04034 58 52 6 0
3923 You looked different in your profile pic. 1.1034 0.04034 58 52 6 0
3924 How about spending the flower money on some breath mints? 1.1034 0.05326 58 54 2 2
3925 You can in, but burn we twice! 1.1034 0.04725 58 53 4 1
3926 Aren't you supposed to be letting your hair down about now? JK Fuller. Genoa, nv 1.1034 0.04725 58 53 4 1
3927 Gorn, you breathe fire into my heart! 1.1034 0.04034 58 52 6 0
3928 Wait- aren't you the guy who killed my family? Shit... 1.1034 0.04725 58 53 4 1
3929 My GPS shows the other way to our anniversary dinner. 1.1034 0.04725 58 53 4 1
3930 Have you not heard about Khaleesi? 1.1034 0.05326 58 54 2 2
3931 Godzilla brought two dozen red roses! 1.1034 0.04725 58 53 4 1
3932 I'm Ollie. We met on the internet. 1.1034 0.04034 58 52 6 0
3933 For the last time, Reggie, the princess broke up with you! 1.1034 0.04725 58 53 4 1
3934 Oh my God! What happened to Sir Wellington? 1.1034 0.04034 58 52 6 0
3935 Forget it, I know you still have a thing for that white-haired girl. 1.1034 0.04034 58 52 6 0
3936 George is finishing his hair and then he’ll be ready to go. 1.1034 0.04725 58 53 4 1
3937 Mother is right, you're a brute! Don't you know I'm allergic to peonies?! 1.1034 0.04725 58 53 4 1
3938 I didn’t mean to burn you like that.. 1.1034 0.04034 58 52 6 0
3939 I'll meet you out back! 1.1034 0.04725 58 53 4 1
3940 I told you to stop coming around. I'm dating George now. 1.1034 0.04725 58 53 4 1
3941 I am sorry, Sparky. But, there is just no room in my heart for a creature that can so ruthlessly destroy native wildflowers! 1.1034 0.04725 58 53 4 1
3942 Ouch, wow, sorry! Long story: went kind of crazy, burned up a lot of people, got stabbed. Anyway, not here at the moment. 1.1034 0.04034 58 52 6 0
3943 OK, but not until you bring my sister back. 1.1034 0.04034 58 52 6 0
3944 You are pretty scaly! 1.1034 0.04034 58 52 6 0
3945 I just don't think my feelings for you are real. 1.1034 0.04034 58 52 6 0
3946 You're sweet, but I'm really not captivated by you. 1.1034 0.04725 58 53 4 1
3947 The series is over, including CGI. You were great. You can pick up your things at the warehouse. You'll be remembered by DVD. Love you! 1.1034 0.04034 58 52 6 0
3948 Gee, I hope she’s not another Prince Charming rebound. 1.1034 0.04725 58 53 4 1
3949 Give me a couple minutes to freshen up 1.1034 0.04034 58 52 6 0
3950 Come back later, I’m watching the final episode of “Game of Thrones!” 1.1034 0.04725 58 53 4 1
3951 She won't consider anything less than a dozen red roses. 1.1034 0.04034 58 52 6 0
3952 This cartoon sucks. 1.1034 0.04725 58 53 4 1
3953 Leave them by the moat, and remember me to Godzilla. 1.1034 0.04725 58 53 4 1
3954 I’m sorry, you’ll have to use the back entrance. 1.1034 0.04034 58 52 6 0
3955 I think we should start eating different people. 1.1034 0.04725 58 53 4 1
3956 My Lips are Sealed 1.1034 0.04034 58 52 6 0
3957 Sorry, Game of Thrones is over and so are we. 1.1034 0.04034 58 52 6 0
3958 Even your tail is telling you to get out of here. 1.1034 0.04725 58 53 4 1
3959 So when should I come back? 1.1034 0.04725 58 53 4 1
3960 Don't breathe, the place still needs fireproofing. 1.0909 0.04695 55 51 3 1
3961 Is that you, Ted? How are you controlling that thing? You do know I said I wanted a 'dragon dildo' and not a 'dragon date' right? 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
3962 Sorry, you'll have to use the Service entrance... 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
3963 Shh...my husband's starting to suspect we're meeting. 1.0909 0.04695 55 51 3 1
3964 My father's name? You can just call him Mr. Dracarys. 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
3965 Where will you kids be going tonight? 1.0909 0.04695 55 51 3 1
3966 Roll a persuasion check. 1.0909 0.04695 55 51 3 1
3967 Sorry Ferdinand, I know you mean well but I don't date dragons. You're family could never accept us! 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
3968 Gerald please, a lovely prince just stopped by! 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
3969 Ma’am in my culture that gesture is an act of aggression. 1.0909 0.04695 55 51 3 1
3970 We are cleaning the grounds, come back later. 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
3971 Please wait until we build a bigger door!! 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
3972 My dad says I cannot see you anymore... 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
3973 Meh -No dragon energy 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
3974 I'm draggin' tonight...could we reschedule?... 1.0909 0.02281 55 51 4 0
3975 You're early, Jeffrey - Beatrice is still in the shower! 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
3976 Sorry, no peddlers. 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
3977 M'lady said that you are really sweet and that she REALLY had a nice time but , er, you are just not her type " 1.0909 0.04695 55 51 3 1
3978 Do you have dragon breath in the morning? 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
3979 I won't treat you like my last city. 1.0909 0.03912 55 50 5 0
3980 Ok. We can make this trap work for us. 1.0769 0.03331 65 60 5 0
3981 My Dad got home early from tax collecting so we have to spend like 5 minutes with the Rents before we go out, no weird dragon fire breathing okay? 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
3982 The princess said: it’s not you, it’s me. She. 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
3983 I'm sorry but you have completely misjudged me 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
3984 Forget the flowers. Try a case of breath mints. 1.0769 0.03731 52 48 4 0
3985 Flowers won’t fix King’s Landing, Drogon. I think you should leave. 1.0755 0.03663 53 49 4 0
3986 We have to be discreet or my fiancé’s gonna slay you! 1.0755 0.03663 53 49 4 0
3987 You may come in, but you'll have to use the back door. 1.0755 0.03663 53 49 4 0
3988 She won’t see you. It’s your dragon breathe! 1.0755 0.03663 53 49 4 0
3989 Please come around to the loading dock behind the moat. Think you will fit in easier. 1.0755 0.04547 53 50 2 1
3990 No, there are no auditions for Game of Thrones. 1.0755 0.03663 53 49 4 0
3991 I heard there is someone here named Rapunzel. Is this is the right address? 1.0755 0.03663 53 49 4 0
3992 But I've had this job for 9 seasons, you can't throw me out. What do I do now? 1.0755 0.03663 53 49 4 0
3993 No, you cannot see the princess. She already told you that she did not appreciate you burning some villagers to impress her. 1.0755 0.03663 53 49 4 0
3994 Quick, step inside before someone notices. And BTW, I'm allergic to flowers. 1.0755 0.03663 53 49 4 0
3995 You have bad manners. If it is love then don’t use white flowers. You’re domesticated. 1.0755 0.03663 53 49 4 0
3996 Flowers for moi? 1.0755 0.03663 53 49 4 0
3997 Antirrhinums? Oh Smokey you shouldn’t have...” 1.0755 0.03663 53 49 4 0
3998 Oh, my...I just accepted your cousin Oscar! 1.0755 0.03663 53 49 4 0
3999 Flower, check. Fire, check. Hold on ... I gotta get my pipe. 1.0755 0.03663 53 49 4 0
4000 Are there any more flowers around back? 1.0755 0.01905 53 50 3 0
4001 And her majesty sighed about chivalry being extinct. 1.0755 0.03663 53 49 4 0
4002 She will be out in a minute she's looking for her incombustible dress. 1.0741 0.03597 54 50 4 0
4003 I'll be ready in a Snapdragon. 1.0741 0.03597 54 50 4 0
4004 Hi there!You ordered an extra large penis? My tail is actually my penis. May I come in? 1.0741 0.03597 54 50 4 0
4005 What, I said game of Thrones, not game of thongs ! 1.0741 0.03597 54 50 4 0
4006 The Lady wants some venison by Friday. 1.0741 0.03597 54 50 4 0
4007 Oh! Puff from Nigeria. Please come in! 1.0741 0.03597 54 50 4 0
4008 I'm looking for Donkey. 1.0741 0.03597 54 50 4 0
4009 Feeling cute, might kill people later 1.0741 0.03597 54 50 4 0
4010 Shh meet me around top. 1.0741 0.03597 54 50 4 0
4011 I am sooooo sorry but we our fire protection inspector has denied you admittance! 1.0741 0.03597 54 50 4 0
4012 But everyone kept telling me that you would be a frog? 1.0741 0.03597 54 50 4 0
4013 Don’t worry, my Mom loves flowers. 1.0741 0.03597 54 50 4 0
4014 You must leave. My father ordered I’m too young to date and if you come back here again, he’s going to get his flame thrower. 1.0741 0.03597 54 50 4 0
4015 Hannah B., will you accept this rose? 1.0741 0.03597 54 50 4 0
4016 Haven't you heard , Game of Thrones ended? 1.0741 0.03597 54 50 4 0
4017 I don't need any more sources for my ever-growing disappointment in humanity 1.0741 0.03597 54 50 4 0
4018 Keenly I prayed for a dark, sweet D. Today doth answer my prayer twice over. 1.0741 0.03597 54 50 4 0
4019 I am the best suitor and have many strong points. 1.0741 0.03597 54 50 4 0
4020 Maybe if you can fix that breath? Burning my eyebrows off is getting old. 1.0741 0.03597 54 50 4 0
4021 Baby, I’m telling you, your mother has me pegged all wrong! 1.0741 0.03597 54 50 4 0
4022 It wasn’t a “Game” of Thrones to me. Is the Dragon Queen home? 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
4023 The series is over. 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
4024 Sweetie, let’s follow my tail trail. 1.0727 0.04384 55 52 2 1
4025 It's not my fault you're too overweight to fly over the wall. 1.0727 0.03534 55 51 4 0
4026 I was wrong, go back to the fiery nostrils." 1.0612 0.03460 49 46 3 0
4027 I told you before, I don't like Fireweed 1.0612 0.03460 49 46 3 0
4028 She has a sore throat. 1.0612 0.03460 49 46 3 0
4029 Wait for me here. My father can be a real knight. 1.0612 0.03460 49 46 3 0
4030 Your dragonlady left the CASTLE. She's heading for the white HOUSE. 1.0612 0.03460 49 46 3 0
4031 I'm sorry. I've got some bad news about Daenerys. 1.0612 0.03460 49 46 3 0
4032 I'm no Daenerys Targaryen, but I am Mother of Rugrats, Breaker of Dishes, and Stubborn.....! 1.0612 0.03460 49 46 3 0
4033 No ... I liked you better as a fire-breather! 1.0612 0.03460 49 46 3 0
4034 She said she will be down in a moment but please, no barbeque restaurants this time. 1.0612 0.03460 49 46 3 0
4035 I've already told you, Drogon, flowers are not going to make up for burning down the entire city of King's Landing! 1.0612 0.03460 49 46 3 0
4036 It'll never work out between us--you'll never fit through this door. 1.0612 0.03460 49 46 3 0
4037 You're not a dragon... 1.0612 0.03460 49 46 3 0
4038 Oh, when we matched I thought you had missed a 0 in 5 ft height. 1.0612 0.03460 49 46 3 0
4039 I guess I shall have to climb over or I shall get stuck! 1.0612 0.03460 49 46 3 0
4040 Would you come for dinner at my place? My specialty is charred. 1.0612 0.03460 49 46 3 0
4041 Does your mother know you’re here? 1.0612 0.03460 49 46 3 0
4042 I thought I told you to meet me in the back. 1.0612 0.03460 49 46 3 0
4043 I'm sorry ... she's not quite ready. 1.0612 0.03460 49 46 3 0
4044 Dragoon! oo! Dragoon! 1.0612 0.03460 49 46 3 0
4045 Oh Hello. I'm sorry, but Puff'no longer does magic. 1.0612 0.03460 49 46 3 0
4046 oh, thank god, you won. 1.0612 0.03460 49 46 3 0
4047 Flowers because you put up with the fire breath, dear" 1.0612 0.03460 49 46 3 0
4048 I’m sorry, but Janice is allergic to flowers. 1.0612 0.03460 49 46 3 0
4049 We don't need you now 1.0612 0.03460 49 46 3 0
4050 There's no actual Tinder here. 1.0612 0.03460 49 46 3 0
4051 We are going to have to high tail it if we are going to make it on time! 1.0612 0.03460 49 46 3 0
4052 Flowers won't offset your making my family's picnic the toast of the town. 1.0612 0.03460 49 46 3 0
4053 Come back later dear. It's that time of the month. 1.0612 0.03460 49 46 3 0
4054 Your mother is out to pick up groceries. 1.0612 0.03460 49 46 3 0
4055 But damsel, you look so ravishing in dis dress. 1.0612 0.03460 49 46 3 0
4056 Thank you for applying. But we are looking for a rockstar dragon that takes no prisoners and responds to trumpet blasts seven days a week. 1.0612 0.03460 49 46 3 0
4057 But I promised Prince Charming I'll go to the prom with him. 1.0612 0.03460 49 46 3 0
4058 Arranged or not, I'm going to ravage your castle. 1.0612 0.03460 49 46 3 0
4059 Oh, honey, my father won’t let me see you anymore. 1.0612 0.03460 49 46 3 0
4060 Mother warned me to beware dragons gifting daffodils! 1.0612 0.03460 49 46 3 0
4061 Sorry, she's up in the Tower and won't come down 1.0612 0.03460 49 46 3 0
4062 Would you be my Tinder date? 1.0612 0.03460 49 46 3 0
4063 Go away! I've had it with you dragons. 1.0612 0.03460 49 46 3 0
4064 She hasn't finished Dungeons yet. 1.0612 0.03460 49 46 3 0
4065 The time it takes for Putin to fill our castle again will Dragon 1.0545 0.03090 55 52 3 0
4066 Why didn't you ask her out the 20 years she was locked up beside you? 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
4067 Dad's dead set against it. 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
4068 You don't look at all like your pictures on Tynder. 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
4069 Yeah right, not falling for that one. No one likes carnations anymore. 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
4070 Unfortunately for us, it's the castle down the road that has the king formerly known as Prince. 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
4071 No, there's no Daenerys at this address, so beat it! 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
4072 We're talking gold, right? You're not one of those gross hoarders? 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
4073 Saint George has asked me to make it very clear to you, that if you should continue to come around here harassing his little sister, you are going to pay a very steep price for that behavior! 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
4074 Sure, next Friday. And, oh, I'm allergic to pansies. So, hot chocolate or lightly toasted marshmellows, those work. 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
4075 Breath mint. Then I'll think about it. 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
4076 Are YOU the dragon lady??? 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
4077 Want a Puff? 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
4078 Your invitation specified a dragon killer. I was presuming you'd be a different species. 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
4079 Sorry I prefer guys with loftier towers. 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
4080 The coast is clear! 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
4081 oh-hi there. I can't come out to play today 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
4082 Sir Darius said he appreciates the sportsmanship but it's still too soon after his defeat. 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
4083 Is this why you’ve been so possessive of me? 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
4084 It's your breath. 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
4085 Don't bother with the flowers, her highness asked could you please just send her a picture of your penis? 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
4086 I'm sorry. Not with breath like yours. 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
4087 You don’t look anything like your picture on my dating app. 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
4088 It's only been a month since Daenerys died. I think I'm just a rebound thing. 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
4089 Leave me alone or I will call your mother, Daenerys. 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
4090 Forsooth, she hath been vanquished years ago. 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
4091 Hi! Can I take you for dinner? 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
4092 This is a seriously messed up blind date. 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
4093 I’m sorry, she cannot come out. Her energy is draggin’. 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
4094 Go away! That's the oldest trick in the book. 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
4095 The blond girl is dead 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
4096 Karen I miss you, please come back to the cave 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
4097 The flame in my heart still burns m’lady, but there’s been a wall between us lately. 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
4098 If I let you in, you have to promise we’re not going to spend the night watching reruns of Game of Thrones. 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
4099 She told me to tell you that you're not her type--And she doesn't like daisies! So Shoo! Go back from where you came from--You, you overgrown Hollywood monster! 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
4100 Until King Arthur gets over the letdown of the finale or George R. R. Martin finally writes another book, I think you should make yourself scarce. 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
4101 Please Be quiet, and come around to the back door 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
4102 Soups on. 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
4103 You don't look like your profile picture either. 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
4104 I said "I saw a dragon" not "I'd see a dragon" 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
4105 Did you ring? 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
4106 For the last time, King George is not interested! 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
4107 What's up? The last kiss, you were a frog. 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
4108 I’m sorry, Rapunzel is washing her hair tonight. 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
4109 Hurry...he won't be home till 6. 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
4110 Get some drag on! 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
4111 I'm sorry, but the princess is now betrothed to St. George. 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
4112 Sorry! We're not interested! 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
4113 She said she'll be down as soon as her metamorphosis is complete...and she finds her lizard bag. 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
4114 Yoo Hoo? 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
4115 A pox on thee, and be damned. Thy breath would melt my chastity belt. 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
4116 They're very nice, but a girl likes a little spontaneity, you know. 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
4117 The princess is out for the evening, but I’m free after midnight Your Handsomeness. 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
4118 Careful. It may not be what it appears to be. 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
4119 Thank you, Drogon. But our queen is in another castle! 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
4120 Oh, I don’t know. Mother says I should make good choices. 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
4121 Sorry the princess is in another castle. 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
4122 You’re just not that hot. 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
4123 I'm sorry Elmo, but Daddy says you have no future. 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
4124 Don’t forget chocolate. 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
4125 Frog prince didn't I warn you about eating those strange flowers? 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
4126 I said guard the tower, not get me flowers. 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
4127 Next time listen more closely when I say "The car is in the parking lot" 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
4128 There’s a wall for a reason. 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
4129 Your cold-blooded devotion and fire-breathing passion move me so. But alas, Father has chosen a suitor named Jared. 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
4130 For the last time, fly in the direction of your tail. 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
4131 You can't keep a lady waiting forever, you know. 1.0444 0.03107 45 43 2 0
4132 f 1.0417 0.02915 48 46 2 0
4133 Lancelot? No, but I lance a little. Now, if you'll excuse me, I must feed the royal aardvark. Burp! I'm Guinevere! 1.0238 0.02410 42 41 1 0
4134 I'm sorry, I'm no longer interested in dragons after I seen the end of Game of Thrones. 1.0238 0.02410 42 41 1 0
4135 I might be the fair maiden, but you can do better than that. 1.0233 0.02353 43 42 1 0
4136 I know we were at my parents for a bar b q but they really didn’t appreciate you trying to help with the fire breathing 1.0233 0.02353 43 42 1 0
4137 Look, I know it's been a great 16 years, but I've been... rescued. Tell you what, come back in 9 months and you will be at the top of the list for my daughter. Truly, you've been great! You really served the kingdom well. It's not you, it's me. 1.0233 0.02353 43 42 1 0
4138 I'm sorry but Lady Gaga is waiting for Bradley to call. 1.0233 0.02353 43 42 1 0
4139 Jeez week, I am sorry but I cannot accept the flowers as your tail is too sharp for me to open the door any further. Even though you’re sitting I still don’t feel safe enough. Too bad cause the flowers are pretty but not you. 1.0233 0.02353 43 42 1 0
4140 I'm sorry, but your girlfriend who previously held this castle was evicted (and killed) at the end of last month. 1.0233 0.02353 43 42 1 0
4141 I told you, you make me feel trapped! 1.0233 0.02353 43 42 1 0
4142 You look nothing like your Tinder photo” Savannah Fletcher, Los Angeles 1.0233 0.02353 43 42 1 0
4143 Did I forget to mention the drawbridge? I hope it didn't fall on your tail. 1.0233 0.02353 43 42 1 0
4144 This is a late entrant for the 6-23 deadline for the cartoon showing mice: “Damn IKEA furniture.” 1.0233 0.02353 43 42 1 0
4145 Listen, being thoughtful isn't going to cut it. I told you no visitors allowed during fire drills. 1.0233 0.02353 43 42 1 0
4146 Rex, my husband is home, please come back in an hour. 1.0233 0.02353 43 42 1 0
4147 I don't give two shits what David Icke wrote. Anyway, she's in Balmoral. 1.0233 0.02353 43 42 1 0